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File:fundiemag.jpg|American Fundie Magazine
File:Billy-graham.jpg|Billy Graham
File:Compcreation.jpg|Church of God the Wholly Incompetent
File:Jerry Falwell portrait.jpg|Jerry Falwell
File:Dcp0402a.jpg|Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
File:Pcas.png|Pious Christians Against Shellfish
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Portal:Religion/Selected News

File:baq.jpg|UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time
File:Visibleman.jpg|UnNews:Poor planning ruins Rapture
File:hebrewhottiesPhoto-haim-zach008_A.jpg|UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores!
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Portal:Religion/Selected Pictures

File:FultonSheen.jpg|"Yeah, dat's me, Fadda Murphy. Check out my prince duds and Jew cap."
File:Catthulu.jpg.jpg|Cathulhu
File:RaptorJessusGlue.jpg|The Messiah, goes to Heaven for three days, to let his Father borrow His glue gun.
File:Jesu rifle.jpg|Jesus survived 40 days in the desert, thanks to his trusty automatic weapon.
File:CheesyJesus.jpg|Jesus loves Wisconsin, as seen in the movie Dogma.
File:Jeezspliff.gif|"Non presti attenzione a questa cosa", or "Pay no attention to this trinket." - Vatican
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Portal:Science/Archive

1,3-beta-galactosyl-N-acetylhexosamine phosphorylase • 
ATP • 
Abnormality • 
American (species) • 
Baraminology • 
Bezoar stones • 
Bioethics • 
Blank hole • 
Bluyiov Formula • 
Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists • 
Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase • 
Clean coal • 
Coffee dinosaur • 
Colon • 
Comparative evaluation of the indirect immunoperoxidase test for the serodiagnosis of rickettsial disease • 
Conversion • 
DNA • 
Discovery Channel • 
Frankly Disappointing Telescope • 
French XVII Disciples Oval Table • 
Gazebo • 
Heat death of the universe • 
Heroic Age of Antarctic Exploration
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Idiotic Table of the Elements • 
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Marie Curie • 
Matter • 
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Obscurantism • 
Orange Construction Barrels • 
Proto-badger • 
Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi • 
Slime Cube • 
That time I accidentally miscalculated the date of creation during my sojourn in London • 
Turing Duck Test • 
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Science portal.
This is by far the most scientific portal you will ever find.	
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File:Coal energy.jpg|Clean coal technology is a proposed means of burning coal in such a way that it will not contribute carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases to the atmosphere, thus reducing impact on global climate change. The entire scientific community now agrees: it is the best thing ever and will solve all of our problems. See, coal has received a bad reputation in the past, but it's been really unfair. Sure, mistakes have been made, but now that those mistakes have been cleared up
File:1,3-beta.jpg|Many people think making drugs is insanely easy. They think we just find a big dollop of the stuff and cut it into little chunks for their poor, underdeveloped minds to consume hour in, hour out, and sometimes while shaking it all about. However, we at Honest Corporation want to dispel this myth (despite rumours, not because we want to get the cops off our backs, purely for informational reasons, you hear!). To do this, today we lay bare the secrets of our production of 1,3-beta-galactosyl-N-acetylhexosamine phosphorylase
File:FDT.jpg|The Frankly Disappointing Telescope can be found in the South East region of the United Kingdom. Its creator, Trevor McClaverty (a.k.a. Flaky Trevor), was inspired by both the Overwhemingly Large Telescope and the Very Large Telescope. Unfortunately, McClaverty did not have the tools, scientific know-how, or monetary capability to create such an impressive instrument. Hence the Frankly Disappointing Telescope.
File:GasMasks.jpg|Laboratorium masks were invented during the First World War to prevent workers in laboratoria from developing too intimate relationships with each other. The masks were abandoned in the 1970's since workers sneezed into them; the corroding ingredients of nasal mucus were quick to make a mask unusable. Today, laboratorium masks are used only in oratoriums.
File:Gelationous_Cube.jpg|Cubic Slime debunks all manifestations of Gelatinous cube. Cubic Slime transcends all.Hey, don't you know that Slime is a visible green cube? Educated Theists keep Slime Cube out of Dungeons.I can prove with startling evidence that Gelatinous Cube is a fraud.Stupid teachers are scared of the Slime Cube. I challenge them to allow me to debate harmonic dungeon habitats. Teachers of Gelatinous Cube is evil.
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Portal:Science/News

*December 17: World renowned scientists discover dreams, inside of dreams, inside of other dreams.
*December 23: Scientist Alfred Hindsight proves that there is no air on the surface of the moon, his memorial will be held next month.
*June 11: Recent studies by NYU, New York University, show that women were indeed created first before men. Examples from the animal kingdom make the evidence even more undeniable includes, A species of lizard in which all males have died out, causing the females to turn into males during mating season, when testosterone level increase tenfold. In several species of fish, the population includes only females, except for one male. When the current male dies out, the next female with the highest testosterone level undergoes an automatic sex change in order to reproduce.
*May 11: Recent studies by Cambridge University indicate that men are less intelligent than women, on average. Men subdue women with hopes of becoming more intelligent. 
* April 19: A new scientific study in London has found that most men have an average size penis.
 
* August 31: Study shows that aspirin might do more harm than good. Another study shows the opposite. A third study studies something completely different and utterly fails to mention aspirin. 
 
* August 27: Extrasolar planet will most probably fall into its star. What with the light years between us and them, we will have certain information around the year 20.000 AD, if we still exist.
 
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File:Antdoctor.jpg|Antbortion
File:Georgeclooney1.jpg|HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One)
File:Defrib_uterus.png|HowTo:Hotwire a Uterus
File:Chocolate egg and sperm.jpg|Ovum
File:Abortionist Handbook.jpg|UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook
File:JackBlackGuide.png|UnBooks:Menstruation: A Guide For Men by Jack Black
File:Maison-du-jardin.jpg|Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic
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Portal:Science/Pregnancy/Selected Pictures

File:Babyfail.jpg|Proper use of a stroller is up to the parents.
File:408px-Da Vinci Studies of Embryos Luc Viatour.jpg|Da Vinci's studies of Embryos. 
File:FridaUterus.jpg|Even Frida Kahlo's uterus has a unibrow.
File:Remove_baby.jpg|Remove baby by punching downward on belly.
File:Leslie-nielsen-as-demi.gif|Leslie Nielsen stars in Indecent Proposal 2.
File:Lurking.jpg|You guys are terrible at hide-and-seek.
File:Pregbreak.gif|Breakdancing while pregnant is great for baby.
File:Pregchavs.jpg|Fine moms-to-be setting a good example.
File:Stork2.jpg|How babies are made. Your parents have been lying to you all these years.
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Portal:Science/Rewrites

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==After rewriting an article...==
...please leave a message on my talk page. -- 18:25, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
==Get to it!==
*Global warming. This is a good controversial subject, and it seems it only needs a bit of polishing, language-wise.
*Astronomy. One of the editors of this portal doesn't find "lolololol" amusing in almost any context. If you don't either, please give us a hand.
*Astronaut. At least typos. Many good ideas, worth going through. I would also remove the Oscar Wilde-quote - or change it into something a bit less time-machiney.
*Alpha Centauri. Ideas seem at least workable for the most part, could be written a lot better. A tiny pinch of subtlety might do the trick. -- 12:53, 25 May 2009 (UTC)
*Aesthetic efficiency. A very good idea, well worth a rewrite.
*Anti-Light. Likewise a good idea, nothing much to change, maybe just replace the more standard emo and gay jokes with something else. -- 18:45, 27 May 2009 (UTC)
*Astrology. At least a spell check.
*Archaeology. The final chapters need some funny.
*Greek mythology. Starts out really good, basic idea is good, flops quick and hard. This would be good so please.
*Laws of Anime Physics
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*Energy Spell check, image or two. I'll do it!
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The following is a bot generated list of Science articles needing to be fixed. This includes everything in the Science category and its immediate subcategories that were also in a "fix this" category (ICU and WIP being excluded, as they will probably be deleted before anyone notices them on this list.) I also did some quick manual pruning to correct obvious false errors. -- 05:17, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
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Portal:Science/Selected Articles

File:628px-Scrabble tiles wooden.jpg|Baraminology
File:Uncyc 4d house.jpg|Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes
File:G-clock.jpg|Bluyiov Formula
File:Lennyhelix.png|DNA
File:Blankhole1.jpg|Hology
File:Sternman.jpg|Hot indiscriminate sex
File:Intelligent_Falling.jpg|Intelligent Falling
File:Phrenology2.gif|Memory
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Portal:Science/intro

Science is a religion made by nerds, with the gods Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking and Richard Feynman as well as other lesser gods. It was first created when humans decided that sexual intercourse was the answer to all of life's problems that couldn't be resolved by booze. Since that time, science has evolved to the point where it no longer needs help from anyone, not even you.
Today, science is used mainly to draw the power out of cabbage and use said power to enlarge the size of a man's scrotum. It can also be witnessed lingering around elementary school grounds, often staying within close proximity to large white vans with enticing phrases drawn upon them in permanent marker. (Full article...)
Portal:Society/Intro

Society is an abstract thought of people and culture as an entity, thinking and acting alike. It is the collective goal of humans which is always mistaken to have been achieved, thus subjecting its value and usage to degradation. 
Society only finds skinny people attractive, but is fat itself. Society doesn't like to stereotype people, except those damn Mexicans with their beans and rice. Society thinks foreigners should learn English before coming to America, but needs to find an English-speaker when it goes on vacation abroad. Society finds prison rape hilarious. Society believes America to be the greatest country on the motherfucking planet! Society preaches that gays should have equal rights... Just not in front of Society. Society knows that anyone who doesn't stand up during the Star-Spangled Banner is obviously a Communist. Society has no gender, yet seems to favor white Christians. But trust us, Society's not biased or hypocritical at all. 
All life on this planet is the intellectual property of Time-Life Magazine. All rights reserved. 
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Portal:Society/News

File:General Raam Christmas.png|UnNews:Evil Santa Clause Captured
File:Happy-dog.jpg|UnNews:Man wakes up
File:Keg.jpg|Non-nerds throw huge house party while losers at Comic Con
File:Scraper.jpg|Roommate fails to return journalist's ice scraper
File:Slinkydownstairs.jpg|Stuff in my room
File:Cats5.JPG|Today is my cat's birthday
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HowTo:Install a ceiling fan without getting your dick stuck in it |
Black sheep |
Shit A Shitter Paradox |
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Call from Grandma | 
Alternative Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous |
Why?:You shouldn't take acid before riding a bicycle |
High school: an essay by an old lonely man in a retirement home | 
Why?:Fight Club is a cop out? |
Bad Directions |
An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes |
Nursery |
Tapheselachophobia |
Let Someone Else Do It |
Blacking Up |
Dear Diary | 
If You Know What I Mean 
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Portal:Society/Selected Articles

File:Begquestion.JPG|Begging the question
File:Spacer.gif|Break Up Letter
File:Universe.jpg|HowTo:Be At One With The Universe
File:How to get over Jenny.jpg|HowTo:Get Over Jenny
File:ThinkerToilet.jpg|Life's Unanswerable Questions
File:Sexybeach.jpg|Long walks on the beach
File:Poo.gif|Scatomancy
File:Kant-Plonk.jpg|The Critique of Pure Reason
File:Henry petty-fitzafhjosfjsf.png|UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?
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File:Phren.png|The Illuminati's official diagram of the human brain.
File:WikiSphere.jpg|The sum of all human knowledge is in your hand.
File:ShitterParadox.png|You know what they say, "You can't shit a shitter". But M.C. Escher will be damned if he didn't try!
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Portal:Sonic/DYK

Category:Article subpages 
This is a list of DYK's for Portal:Games/Sonic. It probably needs more work right now.
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<choose><option>*...Rouge the Bat is commonly portrayed as a whore in Sonic fan-art and fan-fiction.</option>
<option>*...Tails the Straight is a raging heterosexual.</option>
<option>*...Amy Rose likes Sonic</option>
<option>*...Dr. Robotnik says PINGAS! a lot.</option>
<option>*...Shadow the Hedgehog is Emo.</option>
<option>*...Tails might be a girl. </option>
<option>*...Dr. Robotnik just gave himself a Prrromoshun.</option>
<option>*...Dr. Robotnik just gave his PINGAS a Prrromoshun.</option>
<option>*...PINGAS!!!</option>
<option>*...Amy Rose was governor of Florida from 2007-2009</option>
<option>*...Dr. Robotnik invented Polish masturbation by accident. </option>
<option>*....In the beginning, there was Zork. Zork begat Space Invaders, Space Invaders begat Asteroids, Asteroids begat Pac-Man, and Pac-Man begat the NES; the NES begat three sons, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear and Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong begat Mario, and Sega grew jealous of Nintendo’s legacy. Sega begat the Master System in its envy. Being a child of envy, the Master System was an abomination, but it begat a twin: the Mega Drive and the Genesis. The Mega Drive in Japan/Europe/rest of the world begat Sonic the Hedgehog, while the Genesis in America did exactly the same thing.</option>
<option>*...BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU!</option>
<option>*...Chaos, Dr Gerald Robotnik, and Windows MarioRed & SonicBlue need a rewriting.</option>
<option>*...Knuckles the Echidna and Captain K'Nuckles are one and the same person.</option>
<option>*...Big the Cat is a disgustingly fat mentally retarded anthropomorphic cat born into the Sonic universe after the Lord's big night out drinking. The resulting image was an abomination; his intellect was skewed in favour of obesity, body odour and "Froogggiieeee...."</option>
<option>*...VFH needs more votes.</option>
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Information technology is a relatively new concept created by Walkers Crisps. It was developed during the early stages of a campaign to raise the sales of the failing crisp company. At the time, a back office clerk named Derek came up with the idea of "it", however soon after Derek had created the idea, it was outsourced to India, and Derek lost his job. (Full article...)
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File:Terminator800.jpg|Transhumanism
File:Dryer_cutaway.JPG|Dryer
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File:Petronas-towers.jpg|UnNews:South Korea May Be Trying To Compensate For Something
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