nyuuzyou/wikis huggingface dataset:
Mifta

This is based on a true story
I was little and i was walking in my village and i heard some noises i sad what was that i was so scared that i wet my pants walking to home i told my grandpa for that and he told me the same thing he was my age when he saw it like 10 and of coursse it was it the Mifta is kinda like a octapod or a spider but is scary then tomorrow i saw it again but this time he or her saw me too all the hair in my body was up i didint now what to do then i started to run really fast i coud not breath any more my parents told me to come down i get out from the room and i sad wtf it was so scary then i got sleppy and that happend i saw the dream with Miftait was following me and for the record is a overnatural creature in not immortal but it can live for a really long time ai saw it for like 3 days not in a dream but in real life and one time it got out from his place he got some kinda balls in there im not pretty shur if that was eggs but he or her followed me i wet my pants there.
Thank you for reading this dont think that this is not real because anything coud happen. 
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Potty Humor
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Mighty Med: Consumed.mp4

Hello, this is Justin Alvarez. i am an 22 Year old guy Who loved TV shows and sitcoms, Especially Mighty Med.
So Does anyone remember Mighty Med? It was an Show about 2 Characters (Kaz and Oliver) Who live in an Hospital, they really loved Comic books.
I Went to Chick-fil-a to Order Lunch for myself. I Ordered an Spicy Chicken Sandwich, Large Waffle Fries, 12 Piece Nuggets and an Large Coke.
I went back home to eat my lunch in the living room. While eating some of my lunch, i came across an dusty DVD in the closet to see that it was an Mighty Med Never before seen Episode DVD.
I blew out the dust and opened the case of the DVD.
i took out the DVD and putted it in the DVD player to play it and was Ready to Watch.
It started instantly, No intro, No credits and no nothing, It was an Great episode, but Kaz and Oliver were frowned and walking while Dissapointed.
i continued to watch instead while eating my Chick-Fil-A. Oliver said "I was going to the Cafe for everything i did" while he was Angry. Kaz replied with "I would actually have alot of Time put into the hour of Justice and society".
Gus tries to get an Question on Kaz at the comic book store and he gets alot of Money mixed together and then replies with "Yeah i had to get too much time on my favorite TV Show "with Alan's Tears dripping blood out "I had my Garbage on together, it will be my Choice this time".
Kaz Decided to Kill for What she done. Oliver Replies with "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HER?" before the screen cut to black for 1 minute showing Skylars corpse with a pool for 30 seconds, The screen showed An VHS Filter for 10 seconds before it Cutted to the Skylar funeral, Showing everyone Crying and Oliver happy.
Then Megahertz decided to Consume Kaz and Oliver Apparently, saying "YOUR LIFE WILL END HERE IN AN FEW MINUTES, GOODBYE" it traumaitized me VERY MUCH but decided to keep watching anyway. then Alan cryed with Blood tears, it was Traumaitizing right? it was.
the Screen decided to cut to Megahertz being killed with a Pool of Blood, and even the Episode was Scary as Squidward's Suicide. Then it showed an VHS Filter for 30 seconds Before it cutted to the Credits. The music was Creepy, the background was Red and the Text colors were Black.
After the Episode, it showed 2 seconds of Hebrew Translation "Your life was an Disgrace, the next person to Be Consumed will be YOU." The text was in Hebrew.
after the Episode i decided to smash the TV and even its Case and throw it in the Garbage, then i went to the Bathroom and Vomited in the Toilet.
I was so Traumatized and scared because of what i seen recently, and i still had nightmares about the Hebrew translation and the Blood parts and even the Tears red.
now i would never watch Mighty Med the Same Again but Mighty Med was still my Favorite show of all time after what i seen, If you ever seen an Mighty Med Never before Seen Episode DVD.
Smash it into Pieces AND DON'T WATCH IT!!! IM TELLING YOU DON'T WATCH IT!!!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Mii Sex Is Not Real

So, Mii sex is not real.
This really ruined my day. No one understands how deeply this has affected me mentally.
So, I check online resources and... oh my goodness gracious, Miis don't have penises!
I am in utter shock.
I am having a mental breakdown now.
I can't have Mii sex with my girlfriend.
Life would have been a lot better if I never found this out. Now I'm crying, unable to stop. I can't live with this. I will write a letter to Nintendo telling them to add penises to their Miis and if they don't, there will be consequences.
Actually, there won't. I'm just gonna cry even more if they refuse.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
Category:Shortpasta
Mike x Simba

20-year-old Simba looked up at 21-year-old Mike from his pillow. He stared at Mike's hands and saw how perfect they looked and his hair nicely trimmed. Simba positioned himself to lay on his side and looked at Mike while grabbing onto the bed post with his paws. Simba looked into his eyes and whispered.
"Draw me like one of your French girls. Oh and make my moobs look huge."
Mike nodded his head in agreement and smirked while he took out a pen and note pad from the desk. He sat on the chair next to the window and saw Simba taking off his shirt, which his shirt color matched his fur, so no one ever noticed that he had clothes on.
"I'll do my best Simba, but your lion face is so hard to draw because of how perfect it looks."
Simba stared at Mike and let his moobs hang by his side. Mike felt the pencil land on the paper and he began to draw Simba, but he started on the dick first, then his face.
Mike drew for 69 hours, but that was when something happened while Mike was drawing Simba's paws.
"Your lion dick Simba, it's pointing up," Mike said as spit started to drip from the side of his mouth.
Simba looked at his nicely shaved dick and smiled.
"It's always like that when I think about you."
Mike's simile widened and he laughed slightly.
"I want you Simba, I will do anything for you....anything," Mike begged as he dropped his drawing and pencil.
"I am a wizard and there is something I wanted to try, but I really wasn't sure if you would be up to it," Simba said while trying to sound confident.
"What is it? I said anything."
"Anything huh....Okay, come here and you will find out."
Mike didn't hesitate as Simba went on the other side of the bed while Mike took off his clothes and his buttdick hardened. He went under the sheets and rubbed on Simba's furry cock.
"Close your eyes and count to ten."
Mike did and he waited for something to happen. When he reached to five his whole body started to feel horny and he felt like his body was sweating all over.
"SIMBA, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Mike looked at his body, but he couldn't move his arms or legs, because there was nothing to move. Simba turned Mike into a large meaty cock. Mike had his eyes still and his mouth, but his nose was missing. He couldn't breath and he didn't feel pain because of it.
"I want you to go into my ass and bite me," Simba said with a moaning tone.
"No, NO NOOOO."
Simba's moobs stretched and he went on his paws and knees and forced Mike in his ass. Mike saw the sides of Simba's ass cheeks and his eyes were going inside of his ass. He could taste the shit around his lion hole. Simba used his moobs to thrust Mike in and out, until he moaned and groaned with his manly lion roar and he climaxed in his G spot.
Simba's cousin, Monstercat, entered right when he heard Simba moan and was blinded by the sight. He later regained sight several hours later.
Mike was never the same person ever again, because he became one of the Grant Theft Auto 5 strippers.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
MikuMikuDance.exe

Hello.Most of you reading this,possibly won't know me.I am writing about my most creepiest experience in my whole entire life.
It was a normal Sunday morning, 8:00 AM.I was woke up early, due to the workers working next door. My dog Bonnie was barking due to the noise, thats what woke my mother up. I went into my mother's room, I was a bit scared because of the noise. We went downstairs, my mother switched the alarm off. Like every morning, I go on my laptop instantly. I was addicted to it. A few days ago, I downloaded the Vocaloid animation program, MikuMikuDance. I soon got addicted to that too. I recently downloaded the Gakupo Kamui model, along with Luka, since they did not come with the full program.
I started animating quickly. My first MikuMikuDance animation was called Inko Lati.avi. Basically, it was my edited KAITO model called Inko, and a Latios and Latias model. He stroked Latios, and basically that was it. I didn't really use the models that came with the program, though. I used Gakupo Kamui alot, and rarley used Luka. Thats when the creepiest part begins.
I was making a animation, and then suddenly, Miku Hatsune came up. I didn't select Miku Hatsune for the animation,I selected Gakupo Kamui. So I just deleted Miku Hatsune from the animation. When I selected Gakupo Kamui again, he sucessfully came up on the screen. I was thrilled.
The next day, I went on MikuMikuDance once again. But, I was greeted by Luka. It was a black screen, with only Luka on it. She had no pupils, she looked angry. Her arms was twisted, one was behind her back, and the other was twisted. I freaked out. I thought I was seeing things, but I wasn't. This was real.
The following day, I checked MikuMikuDance once again. I was shocked. Luka was still there, with her creepy everything. And...standing next to her...was KAITO. He also had no pupils, and the same angry look. KAITO looked a little more twisted, since his neck was slightly tilted to the left, and his arms behind his back. He looked similar to a zombie. This screen was getting more and more twisted.
The next morning, I was expecting Luka and KAITO on MikuMikuDance to be there, but this time, Len Kagamine was there next to KAITO. Once again, he had no pupils, the same angry look. Exept, that it looked like he was smirking. His left arm was behind his back, and his right arm was in a high-five postition.
I will just make this a little faster. A couple of days later, almost every main Vocaloid was on the black screen, all creepy and twisted. They all had no pupils. The only one that was missing was... Miku Hatsune. They was a gap in the center, I expected Miku Hatsune will appear there any second. I was ready for it.
I was waiting. For 10 minutes. And suddenly.... Miku Hatsune appears out of no where! And she slowly said....
Will you play with us?
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:File Extensions
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Miku meets Mikou

Miku: *Yawn* I'm gonna go eat breakfast
(walking noises)
 Miku: Yummy breakfast time to get dressed
(On Mikous part...)
 Mikou: *Yawn* Breakfast time!
 Mikou: Yum, I'm gonna get dressed
(Mikou and Miku bump into each other on the street)
 Miku: Ouch! Watch tha- oh hi?
 Mikou: I was gonna say that to you but you look like me!
 Miku: Wanna be friends?
 Mikou: Sure, can I get your number?
 Miku: Sure! It's ******
 Mikou: Cool. mine is *******
 Miku: Hey I got a question..
 Mikou: Yes?
 Miku: Are you British?
 Mikou: Yes, why?
 Oh no-
 Mikou: ?
 Oh no, no, no, no, no!
 Mikou: What Miku?
 Miku: Miku does NOT talk to british people!
(Miku and Mikou walk away going through different paths)
 Miku: Well, that was weird time to get Mikubucks.
(Miku walks into Mikubucks)
 Miku: Hello, I would like to order a Miku Latte.
 Cashier: Okay just ten Mikubucks. 
 Miku: Okay! *Gives 10 Mikubucks*
 Cashier: Your order will be ready in 5 minutes max.
(Miku sits down and waits for 5 mins)
 Cashier: Order for Miku?
 Miku: Coming!
 Cashier: Here is your order.
 Miku: Thank you!
(Miku heads back to her seat)
 Miku: *Drinks* Ahh.. so good!
 Miku: I'm gonna run along now, cya!
 Cashier: Not so fast.
 Miku: Nani?!
 Cashier / Skeleton: *does epic summoning dance*
 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Miku Passes out)
 Skeleton: *Does epic dance*
 Miku: I feel... weird...
(ICONS WONT WORK) Skeletons: Welcome to the cult.
(ICONS WONT WORK) Miku: Yes.
The end
for now....
 
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Skeletons
Milk

It was one of the most buityful mornings ive seen in quite some time. I got out of bed, put on my Got Milk shirt, and then I thought of Milk, witch made me think of cereal. Yes. This would be the perfect morning for cereal. I went down my spiral staircass, well, not so much walked as fell on my honky-tonky ass, and then cried. I walked into the kitchen, got out the cereal, poured it into my bowl and looked in the fridge for the milk. Ah fuck, I can't believe I've done this. No milk.
No, this can not happen to me. I already poured the cereal, I can't just put it back in the box cuz that might make a mess and it would be annoying as having a horse duck tapped to your ass to clean it up. No, I would not let the milk defeat me. I went to the local store to get some. 
There was a woman with no face working as the clerk. I asked her where the milk was. No face, no mouth, no mouth, no talk. She coulden't tell me where the milk was cuz she had no face. Gosh diddily darn. I looked down and started to cry at the store. "No!" I shouted. "I will get the milk if it is the second to last thing I do!" I ran outside and drove to the farm on the outskirts of town.
I saw the cow there. I got out of my car, and walked over to it. The old farmer stoped me. "Now hold on there, if you want my cows milk, you'll have to get past me." I wasen't going to let some old party pooper stop me from getting my milk. I ran over and started beating the shit out him. At this point some police offercers were driving by and saw me beating the shit out of this pour old man. I was sent to prison.
The first day at prison was bad, but my hopes were raised when I saw what todays meal was. Cereal.
It was lunch time and I was the most excited I ever was. I was given my tray and sat at one of the tabels. I took my first spoon-full of cereal. No, the gods can't be so cruel. It can't be, no, why. 
Soy milk.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Shortpasta
Milkman

This all started 2 days ago. I had just moved into a new neighborhood, and I'm living alone for the first time. It's a quiet neighborhood, if you don't count the teenagers setting off fireworks and car alarms every night at exactly 3:37 a.m. Or the constant house fires, couples screaming, drag races, and police sirens. But sometimes I think its too quiet, almost eerie like all the people aren't making noise, even though they are. The first night I had stayed in my house, it was... unsettling, the floorboards didn't creak, the doors hadn't slammed, and worst of all, it was a solid temperature throughout the house. Sorry for scaring you, but I'm not done yet.
One day I heard a knock on my door, and not a normal knock, it was the dead of day. Instantly my heart started pounding out of my chest. "Dear god" I thought to myself, "Who could be at my house, at 3:00 pm, on a Monday. Could it be — a MORMON??!" Oh god, such a scary thought, best not think of the worst. But I couldn't help myself. Before I knew it I had huddled in a fetal position in the corner, staying there for what seemed like hours, until I built up the courage to answer the door. Slowly opening the large creaking door, there was no-one there; only a bottle-shaped bottle, filled with a strange white opaque liquid. My heart beating at what seemed like 75 bpm.
Fearing it was a bio-weapon, I slammed the door, ran inside and headed for the bathroom. I felt like throwing-up after being frightened so much. I didn't come out until the next day, I figured after a fright like that I should wind down and relax. I spent the day reading books, watching TV, and taking a nice warm bath. Until, I heard it. THE KNOCK. I tried to be courageous enough to confront my tormentor. But I couldn't bring myself to answer the door, instead I peered out the window. A strange man in a white uniform was at my doorstep, placing the bottle-shaped bottle. "A Government man?" I thought to myself, as I damn near had a heart attack. I couldn't take it anymore, I had to get out of there. I rushed out my backdoor and ran as quickly as I could to my car, driving straight to my parent's house, somewhere I knew I would be safe.
Here I am, typing out this story. I don't know what to do, every time I think about what has happened I quiver in fright. If you find a white bottle-shaped bottle on your doorstep, I warn you. Get out of there, god knows what can happen next. Be safe.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Milkshake

I was so sick of being an intelligent attractive social horny female in her twenties so instead of looking up gay fart porn on my usual Friday night, I decided to pray o the Goddess of Attraction Kelis, who advised me to make a milkshake to have someone handsome sweep me off my feet and trap into marriage. These were the ingredients:
* blood of the innocent
* chocolate soda
* heart of a foal
* whipped cream. Stir for 45 seconds and leave on front porch.
I thought this list was fucking repulsive; I mean, who the fuck drinks chocolate soda? The other ingredients though I had in full stock from a drunken night in Thailand (man that was some crazy Yom Kippur!)
I put the milkshake on the porch and waited. Around 11PM I heard a noise like rustling, but it stopped. Then 2 hours later, at 11PM I noticed my clock stopped working. I heard screaming and growling outside. I was pissed and thought it was those damn VELD hippies and screamed at them to go have their orgies on my neighbors lawn. But I didn't see them; I saw my milkshake cup fallen over, and a candy red strip of cloth next to it. It looked cute; I might wear it.
Little did I know I unleashed a succubus demon to torment me, but I do know one thing...
ITS BETTER THAN YOURS, MUTHAFUCKA
==Part 2==
So, I'm back in that cesspit known as university, but there arent as much people here. Apparently theres this illness going around known as 'Booty Flu"- a virus where hot people has their asses grow and have an increase in farting/diarrhea. Man that must've been heaven! I got horny thinking about it.
Anyways I'm in the library looking up Winnie The Pooh Rule 34s when suddenly I see a hot ass mutherfucker looking at me through the shelves. I try to be subtle in flirting, by saying "eyy boy wanna panic in my disco?" while spreading my legs. He stares at me intently, then scurries off. Eventually I have my fill of clopping and headed out when I saw a huge pool of blood near the elevators "aw gross who's on the rag?" I said in disgust.
Some old bitch came up and said a woman was strangled in the bathroom, and as she went to call 911 the woman's body was removed. "Maybe she went off to go audition for Thriller" I suggested. The bitch told me to leave then turned into a crow and flew off. God damn it I gotta stop putting LSD in my coffee...
As i walk down the halls, the handsome young man is near the lockers looking at me and said "You know, I'm quite the fan of milkshakes, maybe we should get some together" I look back in horror and agreed. Because I saw on his shirt, a strip of candy red cloth. Candy red looks so BAD on him!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Miller the Killer Chicken

Excerpt from a local Newspaper:
STUPID UNKNOWN
CHICKEN IS STILL
LARGE.
After weeks of unexplained murders, the ominous unknown chicken is still fat. After a big chicken has been found, a young boy states that he survived one of the chicken's attacks and bravely tells his story.
"I had a bad dream and I woke up in the middle of the night," says the boy, "I saw that for some reason the window was open, even though I remember it being closed before I went to bed. I got up and shut it once more. Afterwards, I simply crawled under my covers and tried to get back to sleep. That's when I had a strange feeling, like someone was watching me. I looked up, and nearly jumped out of my bed. There, in the little ray of light, illuminating from between my curtains, was a chicken. This wasn't a regular chicken; it was a dark, fat chicken. It was bordered in fat and... just plain out disgusted me. That's when I saw its mouth. A long, horrendous beak that made every hair on my body stand up. The figure stood there, watching me. Finally, after what seemed like forever, it said it. A simple phrase, but said in a way only a mad chicken could speak.
"It said, 'Cockadoodledoo.' I let out a scream, that's what sent it at me. It aimed its sharp teeth at my heart. It jumped on top of my bed. I fought it back; I kicked, I punched, I rolled around, trying to knock it off me. That's when my dad busted in. It threw the knife, it went into my dad's shoulder. The man probably would've finished him off, if one of the neighbors hadn't alerted the police.
"They drove into the parking lot, and ran towards the door. The man turned and ran down the hallway. I heard a smash, like glass breaking. As I came out of my room, I saw the window that was pointing towards the back of my house was broken. I looked out it to see him vanish into the distance. I can tell you one thing, I will never forget that face. Those cold, evil eyes, and that psychotic smile. They will never leave my head."
Butcher are still on the look for this chicken. If you see any chicken that fits the description in this story, please contact your local butcher department.
lol chickens
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.