Gentlemen Never Tell

Gentlemen Never Tell is a slash Wild, Wild West anthology with covers by Rune.
==Issue 1==
Gentlemen Never Tell 1 contains 120 pages. It was published in November 1997.
* Temptations by Elizabeth Cochrane (1)
* As Strong As Death by Taliesin (8)
* A Writer's Guide to "The Wild Wild West," Or: Everything You Need to Know About Jim and Artie (not including either reunion movie or any of the Artie-less episodes) (non-fiction, a modified (non-slash) version of the "Writer's Guide" was posted to the Wildwest email list.) (13)
* Make His Face to Shine Upon Thee by Taliesin (30)
* The Night of the Second Chance by Mary L. Millard (35)
* Leather by Taliesin (56)
* Dalliances by Theresa Kyle (59)
* The Night of Reality by Mary L. Millard (73)
* Far From the Madding Crowd by Taliesin (80)
* The Night of the Secret Swoon by Linda White (94)
* A Matter of Convenience by Taliesin (98)
File:gentlemennever1-1.jpg|inside page from issue #1
File:gentlemennever1-2.jpg|inside page from issue #1
File:gentlemennever1-3.jpg|inside page from issue #1
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 1==
==Issue 2==
Gentlemen Never Tell 2 is 137 pages long. It was published in 1998.
* Touch Me by Theresa Kyle (1)
* A Fearful Thing by Taliesin (5)
* The Night of Emotion by Mary L. Millard (25)
* How the West Was Won by Natasha Barry (31)
* Casting Out by Taliesin (40)
* The Night of the Talented Thespian by P.R. Zed (48)
* Revelations by Joy Dean (65)
* The Night of the Confession by Taliesin (70)
* The Night of the Compromise Mary L. Millard (76)
* The Night of the Winning Hand by Joy Dean (89)
* Leather & Chains by Taliesin (95)
* Ghosts in the Night by Natasha Barry (98)
* The Night of the Secret Swoon, Part II by Linda White (104)
* Touched by Taliesin (112)
File:gentlemennever2-1.jpg|inside page from issue #2
File:gentlemennever2-2.jpg|inside page from issue #2
==Issue 3==
Gentlemen Never Tell 3 was published in November 1999 and contains 186 pages.
It was the winner of a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Zine). Includes: The Night of the Unexpected Assignation by Belladonna Triste, winner of a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Short Story); The Night of the Mesmerizing Kiss by Theresa Kyle, winner of a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Story); The Night of Monsters by Jane Mailander, winner of a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Novella); Never Love a Stranger by Taliesin, nominee for a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Story); The Night of the Piper by Linda White, nominee for a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Story); The Nights of Yellow Jack by P.R. Zed, nominee for a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Story); A Room for the Night by Taliesin, nominee for a 2000 STIFfies Award (Best Story).
* The Night of the Unexpected Assignation by Belladonna Triste (1)
* Escape From Limbo by Taliesin (6)
* The Night of the Magic Touch by Mary L. Millard (11)
* How the West Turned East by Natasha Barry (17)
* Turning the Tables by Taliesin (37)
* The Night of the Light by Mary L. Millard (47)
* The Night of Monsters by Jane Mailander (58)
* A Room for the Night by Taliesin (75)
* The Nights of Yellow Jack by P.R. Zed (103)
* Look, But Don't Touch by Natasha Barry (119)
* The Night of the Mesmerizing Kiss by Theresa Kyle (131)
* The Night of the Piper by Linda White (144)
* Never Love a Stranger by Taliesin (164)
File:gentlemennever3-1.jpg|inside page from issue #3
File:gentlemennever3-2.jpg|inside page from issue #3
File:gentlemennever3-3.jpg|inside page from issue #3
==Issue 4==
Gentlemen Never Tell 4 was published in November 2000 and contains 222 pages.
It was the winner of a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Zine). Includes: Fever Dream by Jane Mailander, winner of a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Short Story); The Terrible Doubt of Appearances by P.R. Zed, winner of a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Story); The Night of the Vampire's Curse by Linda White, winner of a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Novella); Coupling by Taliesin, nominee for a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Story); The Night of the Best of Enemies by Belladonna Triste, nominee for a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Story); And Be a Villain by Taliesin, nominee for a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Novella); and The Shadow of a Soul by Taliesin, nominee for a 2001 STIFfie Award (Best Novella).
* Over Coffee by Kensiga L'Tir & Draven (1)
* The Night of the Vampire's Curse by Linda White (3)
* The Night of the Chance Occurrence/and here by Olivia Fox (45)
* Fever Dream by Jane Mailander (48)
* And Be A Villain by Taliesin (53)
* The Night of a Thousand Stars by Joy Dean (106)
* The Night of the Best of Enemies by Belladonna Triste (111)
* Coupling by Taliesin (134)
* The Terrible Doubt of Appearances by P.R. Zed (winner of a 2001 FanQ) (144)
* The Shadow of a Soul by Taliesin (170)
File:gentlemennever4-1.jpg|inside page from issue #4
File:gentlemennever4-2.jpg|inside page from issue #4
==Issue 5==
Gentlemen Never Tell 5 contains 194 pages. It was published in November 2001. Winner of an Honorable Mention Fan Quality Award for Best Zine. Includes: By Any Other Name by Taliesin, and The Night of the Lost Netherlander's Mine by Kensiga L'Tir, co-winners of a 2002 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); Just A Kiss by Taliesin, nominee for a 2002 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); The Night of the Blood Bond by chevron, nominee for a 2002 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); The Night of the Mysterious Missives by Linda White, nominee for a 2002 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); Words, Words, Words by P.R. Zed, nominee for a 2002 Fan Quality Award (Best Story).
* Words, Words, Words by P.R. Zed 3 pages
* The Night of the Blood Bond by chevron 28 pages
* Calico by Taliesin 6 pages
* The Night of the Homecoming by Khylara 3 pages
* The Night of the Night by Meg Carruthers 15 pages
* Just A Kiss by Taliesin 19 pages
* The Night of the Hands of a Friend by chevron 7 pages
* The Night of the Lost Netherlander's Mine by Kensiga L'Tir 47 pages (winner of a 2002 FanQ)
* The Baron's Breakfast: An Acquired Taste by Kensiga L'Tir 5 pages
* The Night of the Mysterious Missives by Linda White 15 pages
* By Any Other Name by Taliesin 46 pages (winner of a 2002 FanQ)
==Issue 6==
Gentlemen Never Tell 6 contains 231 pages. It was published in November 2002. Winner of a 2003 Fan Quality Award for Best Zine. Includes: The Night of the Fateful Convergence by Chevron, winner of a 2003 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); Dead Men Rise Up Never by Taliesin, nominee for a 2003 Fan Quality Award (Best Story); Jim West and the Secesh by Taliesin, nominee for a 2003 Fan Quality Award (Best Story).
At some point, one of the issues was to have had a cover by Jean Kluge Artist's Webpage, via Wayback Machine. It did not become a cover, but instead interior art from issue #6.
* The Night of the Amorous Artwork by chevron 2 pages
* Jim West and the Secesh by Taliesin 14 pages
* The Night of the Reluctant Agent by Islaofhope 28 pages
* The Night of the Wild Goose Chase by Ellie Butler 6 pages
* The Night of the Crashing Waves by Islaofhope 46 pages
* The Night of the Dragon Spawn by Linda White 11 pages
* Qui Mal Y Pense by Taliesin 17 pages
* The Night of the Fenian Folly by P.R. Zed 13 pages
* The Night of the Lover's Revenge by Meg Carruthers 10 pages
* The Night of the Strange Encounter by Ellie Butler 5 pages
* The Night of Recompense by Graculus 8 pages
* The Night of the Fateful Convergence by chevron 25 pages
* Dead Men Rise Up Never by Taliesin 46 pages
* an interior illustration by Jean Kluge 
==Issue 7==
Gentlemen Never Tell 7 contains 290 pages. It was published in November 2003. Winner of a 2003 Fan Quality Award (Best Zine - Honorable Mention). Includes: The Night of the Opium Den by P.R. Zed, winner of a 2004 Fan Quality Award (Best Story) and a 2004 SCREWZ Award (Best Story); The Night of Equilibrity by Graculus, winner of a 2004 SCREWZ Award (Best Novella):The Night of the Missing Cattle Affair by Rari, nominee for a 2004 Fan Quality Award (Best Story);When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Taliesin, nominee for a 2004 Fan Quality Award (Best Story)
* The Night of the Dance by Liz Ellington 5 pages
* The Night of the Protector by H. F. Dragonfly 24 pages
* The Night of the Missing Cattle Affair by Rari (crossover with Man from U.N.C.L.E., reprinted in Sin and Salvation with the name Lady Ra) 59 pages
* The Night of the Unknown Want by Alabama Secondwind 22 pages
* Payment in Kind by Taliesin 8 pages
* The Night of the Lost Cause by K. Mills 2 pages
* The Night of the Counterfeit Prince by Islaofhope 89 pages
* The Night of Equilibrity by Graculus 30 pages
* The Night of the Opium Den by P.R. Zed 14 pages
* When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Taliesin 36 pages
==Issue 8==
Gentlemen Never Tell 8 contains 260 pages. It was published in November 2004. The two-color cover by Rune won a 2005 SCREWZ Award for best artwork. Includes: The Night of the Spy by H. F. Dragonfly, winner of a 2005 SCREWZ Award (Best Novella).
* The Stable Boy by H. F. Dragonfly 2 pages
* The Night of Darwin's Hypothesis by Dame deFaillenot 32 pages
* The Night of the Unlucky Seven by Islaofhope 10 pages
* How Jim West Was Won by Taliesin 25 pages
* The Night of the Dream Lover by Liz Ellington 70 pages
* The Night Artemus Gordon Played Doctor by Meg Carruthers 5 pages
* The Night of the Wayward Agent by Islaofhope 26 pages
* The Night of the Spy by H. F. Dragonfly 39 pages
* It Shall Be You by Taliesin 50 pages
==Issue 9==
Gentlemen Never Tell 9 contains 310 pages. It was published in May 2006.
* The Pleasure of His Smile by Liz Ellington 1 page
* Restraint by Taliesin 48 pages
* A Time to Die by H. F. Dragonfly 13 pages
* The Night of the Perfectionists by Griffinspark 28 pages
* Not Always What They Seem by Liz Ellington 87 pages
* The Night That Follows All Nights by Jane Mailander 3 pages
* The Night of the Perfect Fit by Alabama Secondwind 5 pages
* The Night of the Unpromised Rose Garden by Islaofhope 58 pages
* The Night of the Easter Blizzard by P.R. Zed 8 pages
* The Night of the Apprehension by Graculus 9 pages
* Strange Bedfellows by Taliesin 50 pages
==Issue 10==
Gentlemen Never Tell 10 contains 189 pages. It was published in June 2008.
* Alone by Liz Ellington 7 pages
* The Night of the Thaw by Dame deFaillenot 17 pages
* Pride Goeth by Taliesin 18 pages
* The Rock Meets the River by justblackchaps 46 pages
* Odi et Amo by Big Miss Sunbeam 15 pages
* The Night of the Dime Novels by Graculus 9 pages
* The Night of the Vivandieres by Griffinspark 16 pages
* Where the Road Takes You by P.R. Zed 7 pages
* The Night of Garlicky Miner by Linda White 14 pages
* Distinguished from the Dead by Taliesin 39 pages
 
==References==
Category:Wild Wild West
Category:1990sCategory:2000s