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FMAN122's story

The story of FMAN122. FMAN was a usual Jammer playing Animal Jam. But she loved to scam. 'Best trade wins my headress!' or 'I just need someone to talk to!' She was a scammer. For this, she needed to keep changing accounts. But, they all had the same colours, and the same name: Awesome Sunnybrave. One day, she felt like scamming wasn't enough for her. She needed to hack. It worked everytime. Her virus got stronger every single year. Now, she's a famous hacker. She have experience at this. People are scared of her but they are very curious to see her hacking. They went to Aldan, Congo, Jamaa Township. When they got in, they scream "OMG, so many FMAN122's clones". Nobody knows which's real. She killed her mom when she was a 10 years old girl. She killed herself few years after hacking people... and scamming. A horrible Jammer, her account might still exist to this day. (You can not type FMAN122 in chat.)
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Vidya games
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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FNAF 6 Ending: Breaking Bad Edition

Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Hank, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A meth lab with no exit, a maze with no drugs. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for meth has driven you in endless circles, chasing meth in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As every meth empire should.
And to you chemists trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My brother-in-law, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were killed by the neo-nazis, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to die, not my brother. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication.
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Category:Satire
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
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FNAF Crappypasta

One day after Freddy Fazbear's pizza closed becuase Foxy was a butt and ate a person, Freddy wanted to open it again because it was Fred's birthday and he felt back for killing people when Fred didn't want him to. So he called Peter and told him to be cool and let the play in the shop but he didnt do it like this because these are like radio things from a long time ago
Freddy the robot: Peter, leytt's not kill anymore
Peter ok. I dont want to kill people because I'm a good person and I don't lie.
Freddy: yay! Let's open the store. I'm taking all of the closed signs off and I'm going to throw them away.
Bonnie: I will clean the floors because my guitar is also a broom rake.
Chica: I will make pizza because I'm a fucking bird
Foxy: ar. let me call the land lover on the phone. but oh no! I cannot dial the phone with my hook! Curse peter pan (get it because peter pan was in a fight with a captain hook)
Peter: I will call petter then! I am trust worthy!
Foxy can make the sodas and mix with his hook
Foxy : I love the waters
Peter: The phone is ringing on the phone! (RING RING RING)
Fred: Hello?
Peter: Fred! Come to the freddy fazbear store! There is a surprise
Fred: but it is closed!
PEter: It is a good surprise!
Peter: ok
Peter: he is coming! eerybody hide.
but when they hided, they didnt see Peter build a bomb in the store because he is not a good person. he is EVIL!
But then Fred knocked on the door.
Fred: The door is locked!
Peter: no! the store is open again! It is not!
Fred: ok! I'm coming in!
Freddy: Surprise! It is your birthday!
Chica: We have made pizzas and Sodas and Cakes and because you are an adult Bonnie has adult alcohol drinks YUK
Bonnie: I had made a lot of alcohol! I know everyone likes alcohol when they are adult even though it is not good yuk
Peter: And I have a surpris I have put into focy
Foxy: oh no! There was a bomb in me when I was hiding that I didnt notice because i had my eyes covered when I was hide.
Fred: Peter! You are my friend tho! we have been friends for a long time!
Bonnie: I can kill peter!
Peter: Bonnie is killing me! help me Fred
Foxy: Fred cannot help because he is a mad you put in a bomb in me when you put in the bomb
Peter: but I am sorry!
Chica: no it's too late to be sorroy I will eat you
Freddy: I am a robot and I can see a problem with the bomb. Foxy can eayt Peter and it will not blow up
Foxy: omnomnomnomnmomnom! People taste like the sea
Peter: Nooooooooo!
So Peter was dead because he was a really bad person and he killed a lot of people and all of the animatronics sang happy birthday to Fred because he was having a better birthday after that.
Freddy and Chica and Bonnie and Foxy: Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday Dear Fred Who is Feeling Better After Peter is Dead. Happy Birthday To You.
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Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:YT Readings
FNAT

It wasn't a virus, it was just a hacked copy. It was only a hacked copy. I'll never touch my PC again. Two days ago, I decided to make a blog for videos. I wanted to play FNAF, but I didn't have any money. I'll play the demo instead. Though, I decided to delete the blog because people told me to kill myself since I had no money. I googled "Five Nights at Freddy's free download", and the highest result was 6sherad. I had never heard of that, though. I started up Bittorrent, and after the P2P download, I started to play. Night one. I was just doing the basics, checking the cameras but Foxy ran out after I checked the cameras. I tried to lock the door but the game just let a evil laugh, and when I locked the door Chica was already there. Power went to 1. Clock was at -1 PM.  I tried to exit and when I exited it, I fell off my chair. The game is already scary, but that was absurd.
The next day, I opened it again, and there was "Play As a Animatronic" button added to the main menu. I pressed it. I started as Freddy. Movement was jarring, I could pretty much move instantly by I had to stop when a 'light' came on. The rooms were show from a different angle, with the camera in view. I started to walk to the Office, and when I got there, a man was there checking a laptop. He was bizarrely well textured. I ran to him, and then the game exited itself. My PC shut down, and in a panic, I decided to leave it and call tech support ASAP. In the mean time, I went to calm down with TV. It flipped to the default news station, and the scoop was that "Man Killed at Kid's Pizzeria". I knew that something was horribly wrong. I'm pretty sure I downloaded the real copy, which hacked into the controls of the animatronics. I called tech, and went to sleep.
Three days later, apparently, I woke up in a hospital. I asked how I got there. The nurse said that I was almost stuffed into a suit, and that they found me unconscious in my house. My leg was pretty clearly bleeding. After being discharged, I decided to dump my PC in the trashcan. When I finally got to sleep, the Jingle from the game was audible. Not from outside, not from the now-broken laptop, but all around me. Perhaps, in my room?
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FREAKYDOOF.exe

I will tell you of the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.
It all started at the animation convention that was happening near my town. They had Jeff "Swampy" Marsh and Dan Povenmire, The creators of Phineas and Ferb, as guests. I had heard that they made a lost episode, so I asked them about it when they got to the Q&A portion. Dan started crying and Jeff got mad, jumped across the crowd, and ran at me. He caught me as I tried running out the door and threw me at the wall, creating a huge hole. He jumped through the hole and started punching and biting me. I was Bleeding and crying... I was brying. Jeff left and as i was crawling to my car, Dan caught up to me, handed me a disk containing the lost episode, and said to never tell anyone, not even Jeff. I got home and slammed the disk into my computer. It contained a file called "FREAKYDOOF.EXE" that had the head of a strange, yellow troll-man as the icon.
I felt fear as I clicked it and a window opened playing the Phineas and Ferb theme, but slightly slower and with inverted colors. It then cut to opening credits with strange names: Oney, Ding Dong, and Julian (people who, after extensive research, I found out didn't exist) and Phineas and Ferb eating breakfast for about 2 hours. Every time their bowls were empty, they poured more cereal. When they eventually ran out of cereal, Phineas said "Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Go back to bed!" which was weird because they just got done breakfast. They did not appear the rest of the episode. The camera cut to Doofenshmirtz who had just trapped Agent P in a cage that was shaped like a big gorilla as he droned on about how he hated Roger. He was so busy talking about his Freakinator and how he was going to use it to turn Roger into a freak so the town would hunt him down, that he didn't notice that Perry escaped and started smashing his machine. a beam shot out hitting Doof and he started to transform and scream "IT"S THE PARTY FREAK" until he turned into an eternally T-posing, yellow goblin man who calls himself Freddie Freaker.
He beats the hyper-realistic blood out of Perry and shouts "CALL NOW! 1-900-490-FREAK". He then scatters to Vanessa's room yelling "TIME TO PARTY" and "HERE COMES FREDDIE". He bursts through the door and starts dancing at Vanessa, who lets out funny screams as her soul leaves her body and enters Freddie's. Meanwhile, Perry gets up, grabs a pipe from the machine, limps over to Fred and bonks him on the head, causing him to explode into the 80's as Perry uses his hang-glider to escape. It cuts to a a video of Freddy dancing on loop in the 80's, getting slower each time, until, after each word, you can hear "Doofenshmirtz" being whispered. The video crashed as my phone rings and when i picked it up, a familiar voice said "$2 a call!" and burned my hand before hanging up. Ever since then, I feel like I'm being watched and things are never how I left them...
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Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
FREE HUGZ

It was a boooooring day as a guard in the SCP facility. Making sure the SCPs didnt escape and the class Ds did their jobs. it was lunch time and me and my buddy Felix were eating in his office, Then the lights go out and we hear screaming and gunshots and sounds everywhere. I grabbed for my flashlight I keep in my vest and turn the light on, Felix is staring at me and Im starring at him. we heard running down the hallway behind us and decided to get the fuck out of there. we were running down the hallways, trying to find the way out. We turned around and I saw a massive form standing there, I shot at it and the bullets just bounce off or dont harm the creature. Felix shouts "Don't Blink!" we both starred at it. I blinked, but It didnt come any closer. I guess felix had his eye on it too. then he sneezed and I turned and looked at him, I hear a horrorable screaching along the floor and turn to see the figure standing over me. I screamed and fell to the ground and Felix screamed. I somehow managed to get up before the thing could kill me or Felix and we walked out of the corridor backwards. We walked through a door andf felix locked the door behind us with his key card. then I feel a warm hand touch my back, and a soothing voice that says, "I can cure you." I turn around and see a figure wearing a old doctors robes and mask, I grab his arm and throw him on the floor, then I bull out my gun and shoot the thing in the face. I dont know if it even hurt him. we just kept runningafter an hour or too, we got outside. 
I clutched my rifle and we continued to walk. the militairy had shown up at this point, "shit, How are we going to get through?" I ask, we sit for hours behind a truck, waiting for a break. We feel the earth shake, BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! the milltairy officers screamed and started to shoot, more explosions. we run and I look to see a lardge mass smashing trucks and killing men by the dozens, I throw up and feel sick. I look at the task ahead. a 20 ft tall fence to scale, we began to climb, the monster killing more and more men. A militairy hummer flew by us and toppled the fence with a devistating blow, Thud. we were on the ground. the monster nowhere to be seen. but the thing we saw earlier was there. I looked up and saw it, It was holding a sign that said "FREE HUGZ" I grab fleix by the arm and begin to drag him through the sand until its out of view. for sure its out of sight, we focus on getting out of the (CLASIFIED) desert.
3 days later, we got back to civilization, we changed our names, moved out of the country and try to start over. Its been 3 years. and I still see the sign "FREE HUGZ" on the street corners.
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Category:Beings
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER

HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. WHILE SURREPTITIOUSLY PLUNGING MY ROSY-CHEEKED CYCLOPEAN ALLY INTO THE ANAL CAVITY OF A 31 YEAR OLD CONSENTING HUMAN OF INDETERMINATE GENDER IN THE FRONT ROW OF A MOVIE THEATER, THE HUMAN KEPT SHOUTING YES YES YES HARDER FOR MORE THAN THREE MINUTES STRAIGHT, FINALLY COUGHING UP A LOAD OF 100% PURE GAZOO SAUCE AND PASSING OUT. THE OTHER MOVIE PATRONS, ANGRY AT THE INTERRUPTION OF THE ADVENTURES OF SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL IN 3-D, BEGAN PELTING ME WITH DRINKS, FOOD, AND PHONE NUMBERS HASTILY WRITTEN ON NAPKINS. UNFORTUNATELY, MY OUTRAGEOUSLY DAPPER SUIT WAS RUINED IN THE PROCESS. I NONCHALANTLY PULLED THE UNCONSCIOUS YOUTH OFF MY ENORMOUS EYEBALL GOUGER AND STRIPPED NUDE. THEN, WITH A BESTIAL ROAR, I BEAT THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE TO DEATH--WITHOUT LEAVING THE FRONT ROW. ON MY WAY OUT, IN THE CUSTOM OF THE GAZOO FAMILY, I GAVE THEM A BURIAL AT SEMEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
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FUCKLORD PART 1

On one wonderful day in a flower garden west of North Carolina, there was a potato named Fucklord. He had muscles like NO POTATO.
"I am the most fab potato of all!" Fucklord said while having sex with a tree.
"Oh, really?" Aunt Shaniqua said.
"YOU KILLED MY SISTER AND TURNED HER INTO A POOP! YOU WILL PAY!" Fucklord said
They fought like potatoes, except Aunt Shaniqua was winning.
"You will never win against my... TOMATO POWERS!" She said.
"OH NO, I'M DED." Fucklord said as he was destroyed by the tomato cannon.
They both died in that fight, but FUCKLORD WAS REINCARNATED, AND WILL GET HIS REVENGE IN PART 2
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Category:That just raises more questions!
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FUTURAMA LOTST EPISDOE

SO THIS ONE TIME I WAS LIEK AN INTERN AT WHEREVER THEY MAKE FUTURAMA FOR SOME REASON AND THEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM LUNCH ONE DAY AND SOMEONE ON THE PRODUCTION STAFF SAID HEY YOU GOTTA SEE THIS SHIT AND THEY PULLED OUT AN DVD THAT SAID 'CREEPY LOST EPISODE OF FUTURAMA DO NOT WATCH' AND THEN THEY SAID THAT IT WAS DEEMED TOO SCARY TO AIR AND THAT IT WAS WRITTEN WHEN MATT GROENING WAS IN AN INSANE ASYLUM. ANYWAYS THE EPISODE STARTED AND THE MUSIC WAS ALL LIKE CREEPY AND BACKWARD AND SHIT AND THEN FRY CAME OUT AND HE HAD HORRIBLE HYPERREALISTIC RED EYES AND THEN FARNSOWRTH HAD HORNS AND BENDER WAS ALL LIKE FUCKED UP AND SHIT AND THE ANIMATION SUCKED HYPERREALISTICALLY AND THEN ZOIDBERG CAME OUT AND STARTED STABBING EVERYONE WITH A HUGE BUTCHER KNIFE AND THEN THEY ALL DIED AND THEN HE WENT HOME AND THEIR GHOSTS STARTED HAUNTING HIMA ND THEY LARFED AND LARFED AND LARFED LIKE HA HA HA AND HE HE HE AND THEN HE STABBED HIMSLEF WITH TEH SAME KNIFE AND THEN LIKE 205 SKELLINGTONS POPPED OUT
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Fable

What could remind you of your childhood more than watching Sesame Street? That was the logic Mandrake used as he fell deeper into the pillows and cushions of his living room couch. And what house could be more snug and insulated for a lizard than a hole in the ground? True, if you were afraid of being stepped on in life, it was not the home for you, but Mandrake took special care never to put himself into that kind of jeopardy.
"Didn't I once teach you how to make lasagna for yourself?" his wife interrogated from the kitchen.
"Yes, you did."
"And didn't I once show you how to fold laundry?"
"I believe so, my dear."
"Did I ever instruct you in the art of dishwashing?"
"Certainly."
"Why do you never do these things, then?"
"I never really paid much attention, dear." Then he laughed at Cookie Monster.
"I will never understand how you can satisfy yourself by staring at PBS all day!"
"Those who please others, rarely please themselves. Those who please themselves, rarely please others," Mandrake yawned.
"And are you pleased?" she demanded.
"Quite."
Mrs. Mandrake huffed and got ready for her PTA meeting, of which she was running for president. As soon as she closed the door, a jogger misstepped, and she was no more.
Ambition can either get you somewhere or nowhere.
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Category:Animulz
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Fable 2: Monk of Light

I borrowed Fable 2 from my neighbor and this is the story of the Monk of Light in the game of Fable 2. I was running through Brightwood and I saw a man running, so I chased after him, but he led me to a town exit. When I came out on the other side, he was no where in sight. A few hours later, I saw him in Bowerstone Market and, again, he led me to a town exit. At this point, I was getting a little suspicious. The next day, I had my friend over and I decided to play Fable as he watched. The man appeared again. This time, before he got a chance to turn and run, I drew my crossbow (At the time I was using a light willow crossbow (best), which does 53.0 damage). He fell where he stood (I had safety off because I had just killed a farmer for fun). I ran to where he was and saw he was in the standard Monk of Light robe, boots, and gloves. I said to my friend, "He had been showing up lately. Well, now I don't have to worry." But as I started to walk away again, the monk got up and ran past me. I shot him again with my crossbow and he fell again. This time, I turned safety back on because I was trying not to get caught by the guards. He stood up AGAIN and ran away, this time into the cave near Brightwood. I dint give chase because me and my friend were looking at each other with a "what the hell just happened?" look on our faces. I had stopped playing the game for a few days when I got back on and decided to play and finish the quest I was doing: "Till Death Do Us Part." But just as I got on, I saw the monk run away again. This time just as I had loaded my game when I didn't remember him being there when I saved. I went to ask my neighbor if anything had happened like this before and he replied, "Nah, but it's probably nothing," and he continued to play Skyrim (Yes, this story is that recent), so I returned to my house and started to play again, and I have yet to see him again. I will update the story whenever I see him. And if anything similar has happened to you before, please inform me of your story; it would make me feel much more secure to know that I wasn't the only one being tormented by this terrible Monk of Light.
Day 2 of updating: I haven't played Fable today, but I am going to play later tonight, so I will tell you about it tomorrow.
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Face Raiders Bootleg

Bill was walking on a street when he found a DS case on the ground.
He read the case's cover and it said "Face Raiders". He put it in his DS, not knowing it was already preloaded on the DS. When he put it in, the yellow Face Raider that gave advice came up and said: "Hello, new player!". Bill believed this was part of the game and played anyway.
When he got to the first stage's boss and defeated it, he noticed that it exploded, face and all and blood splattered on the screen.
Bill got disgusted, but couldn't stop playing.
Then he did the second stage boss, beat it, then the two faces smashed together really hard and the same blood splatter happened again!
Bill: "Why do the bosses keep doing that?!"
At the third stage, after beating the third boss, it exploded in a supernova-like way with the blood again!
At the final stage, he did the fourth boss, then its second phase in which the afro exploded, but the face was still there. Then it said, "How dare you?!" and rammed into the screen with the blood splat, but bigger.
Then the screen glitched and it crashed. Before it crashed, it showed a message in Japanese, which is "フェイスレイダーは10年後にあなたのために来るでしょう". Bill knew a lot of Japanese so he interpreted the message in English: "The Face Raiders will come for you in 10 years".
Bill wrote a letter to Nintendo about the cartridge and they wrote back.
Nintendo's reply was: Dear Bill, we are so sorry about the bad Face Raiders cartridge. We would never make gory games like that. That cartridge was because someone snuck into our offices and made the game into a scarier version. We have called the police and found the person. Apparently, that person was notorious for making scary bootlegs of our games with corruption capabilities. Face Raiders was one of them. And as an apology, we will give you a new DS, free of charge.
Sincerely, Shuntaro Furukawa
Bill then smashed the cartridge and trashed its pieces.
Shuntaro Furukawa: Satoru Iwata would hate those bootlegs!
Police: 911, what's your emergency?
Shuntaro: Hello, this is Nintendo. We'd like to report a bootleg of one of our games.
Police: A bootleg of which game, sir?
Shuntaro: Face Raiders.
Police: That game that you have to shoot the faces?
Shuntaro: Yes!
After the call ended
Police: We're here, sir, for evidence of your bootleg report.
Shuntaro: These are the bootlegs. Don't put them in a DS, they have corruption abilities.
Police: Got that. So what should we do with these?
Chief: Destroy them!
Police: Will do!
Update as of 11/26/2021:
The bootlegger was a Colombian person whose name is unknown. They are currently currently serving 26 years in jail and the police destroyed all the other Face Raiders bootlegs in the offices, then called the police and had them destroy any remaining bootlegs of Face Raiders.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Vidya games