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NEVER LISTEN TO THIS SONG!

hello i have come with a serious message! DO NOT, and i mean DO NOT listen to this song, it will geniunely mess you up.
so for context, im a big fan of the pja and a big fan of ted lewis, i love the songs that are on his pja collection, and i enjoy how his songs were used in stage 5 of eateot. so, picture this: i was scrolling through the collection like per usual, and then noticed that i can scroll the collection one more time. i thought "huh, that's interesting", and proceeded to move on.
it looked the same as usual expect there was an additional page (because i just went to it), and only one track, labeled as "A Final Song Before It All Ends". it lasted (i think) for 3 and a half minutes, way longer than any of the longest ones. attached is a recreation of what the collection looked like i made using the page, since i couldnt recreate what happened to me that time.
i thought "interesting, never knew Ted Lewis had another song!" and promptly listened to it. it was basically a slow ballad sort-of-deal with the singer singing about how they've lived so long and are ready to go to heaven, and so sing their last song before they depart. i thought it was beautiful, i didn't know Ted Lewis could bring out this much melancholy from me, let alone make me cry a bit! so i end the listening and think "damn, that was cool, can't wait to tell my Shillkret-fanatic friends that Ted is truly the best in the pja!" and so i went to sleep.
what i didn't know is that i started getting these nightmares, where everytime this figure would show up. they looked like Ted Lewis only with this wicked smile and eyes that screamed danger. there's a recreation i made for this as well. this figure would come to me and whisper something in my ear very quietly which would make me wake up in cold sweat. i honestly couldnt hear what he said, but it sounded something like "your friends are waiting for you, my friend"
this kept happening until about a month later when these nightmares just kind of stopped. i don't really know why, but that person who looked like Ted Lewis stopped appearing in my dreams. it was weird honestly. so after that whole situation i went to Ted's pja collection and tried to find a way to access that beautiful song again, but i just couldn't for the life of me get to that page with the 259th song! it was like it was a one time thing and now its gone! i was SO confused by this honestly.
so users, if you see it, PLEASE don't listen to A Final Song Before It All Ends if you don't want to have the nightmares i had! but if you want to brave yourself, i recommend it. also please let me know if there's any way to listen to that beautiful song again, preferably without the nightmares, KTHX!
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NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO ADULTS ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
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NFT Counseling

My wife loves new technology and is into cryptocurrency and so I thought it would be thoughtful to buy her a diamond ring as a NFT.
I spent about 3 ETH which is like $12000 CAD. So when she got home from work I told her I had a surprise for her.
I put a blindfold on my wife and guided her into our room where our computer is set up. Soon as she opened her eyes and saw what it was, she absolutely exploded with rage saying I was an asshole and was only thinking about myself. She then accused me of spending money on stupid thing and said she's going to go find a boyfriend.
I don't know what to do in this situation. I was only thinking about HER interests and how happy she would be to receive this new technology. Plus the price of her ring will only appreciate. Stupid real diamonds only depreciate.
We have now signed up for NFT relationship counselling.
I have been seeking relationship advice but everyone says to buy her NFT flowers or NFT chocolates. And when I did that, that was the last straw.
Wife sent me divorce papers and I converted it into NFT. I know in the long run when all these NFT's moon. She will come crawling back.
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NFT Lord

I, an NFT trade lord, can only laugh at the ignorance of the feeble minded average jeaux as he mindlessly slaves away at his 9-to-5 working for a family he doesn't love, as I laugh on my new omen NXR gaming laptop at his ignorance and idiocy as I trade off my BAYC NFTs as the whimsical tune of the 7 Bitcoin miners I have on the shelf twittle their merry tune, music to my ears, the making of hard cash. You'd never understand the joy I get from trolling plebs. Get lost and don't return.
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NFT Profile Users

Hey, I noticed you have an NFT profile. That fancy hexagonal profile picture is an NFT, hosted by Reddit on the Polygon blockchain. NFTs are virtually worthless, since they can very easily be screenshotted and saved at no cost whatsoever.
Additionally, while the Polygon blockchain is more energy efficient than Proof-of-Work blockchains like Bitcoin, it still uses unnecessary energy. Blockchains are also home to numerous scams and fraud. In other words, whether or not you paid for your NFT, you're still benefiting a harmful and useless system.
If you would like help protest Reddit NFTs, you can screenshot your avatar and post it on r/freeredditnfts for others to use! You can also get others' screenshotted NFTs there for free, so you'll never have a need to buy a Reddit NFT again. There's even a hexagon template for you to make your OWN Reddit NFT styled profile, all without paying a cent or benefiting a bad system.
I am a human volunteer! If you want to help spread the message, simply copy this text and comment it on comments made by NFT profiles.
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NHL 12

One day I said "Why not play some NHL 12 on my xbox 360" I put the disk in and started it up.
A game had already started so I said "Why not play this match?" I proceeded with the game.
Something was wrong though, screaming came from the crowd but not normal screaming, it was screaming as if a little girl was being killed. I also heard a baby creing. It was very realistic crying and screaming. The screen faded to black. I saw a bloody Daniel Sedin face. My favorate player? Why? Anyways, his guts were right next to him in a blood puddle.
He said "You miss 100 percent of the shots you take." Then I tried to eject the disk but it would not come out. I waited 2 minutes and the disk drive opened. Daniel Sedin is getting you tonight. Help me! Please!!
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NO.MORE.avi

You know. I thought the internet was like dice. You never know what you may come up with...
Well this is my story. The title says this file I downloaded. People like to call it NO.MORE.AVI
This is what happened, I was browsing the web for some pirated games. Honestly, I don't like spending my money when I can just get it for free. Then I saw this:
"Free games, better than PirateBay! No survey come get now!"
Foolishly. I clicked it. This was a HUGE mistake!
So I downloaded the file. I'm guessing the file had a fake name and I was downloading "Spore" Instead I got something entirely different. I got NO.MORE.AVI, Strange huh? So like an idiot...
I opened the file. Another mistake. Instead of a .RAR or .ZIP file it gave me NO.MORE.AVI. I clicked it. It opened. It played this video showing a person. He was being tortured. He kept getting hit and hit over again. Until he screamed NO MORE! The ropes holding him to the wall snapped and it hit one of the guards. It sliced him like cheese and a knife. He grabbed the stick the Torturer was holding and impaled him with it.
He ran out. I looked at the screen like, "what the fuck?" I clicked to exit out. Once I exited out a piercing scream came out from my attic. I ran upstairs as quick as I could. I slowly opened my attic door.
Blood was splashed all over the walls. Intestines were nailed to the wall that said NO MORE.
Then... Then... Oh... There he was. There. There he freaking was.
NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE.
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NOTHING

OK SO YESTERDAY WAS LIKE MY BIRTHDAY AND MY BESTIE CAME OVER AND WE HAD CAKE AND STUFF. THAN I WENT TO BED AND SLEPT. THAN I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING CAUSE I HEARD A WEIRD NOISE. IT SOUNDED LIKE NOTHING. BUT IT SOUNDED WEIRD. SO I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND SAW NOTHING, BUT I DIDNT GET WHY I HEARD NOTHING BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING. IT WAS WEIRD BUT WHATEVER.
THAN I FOUND A NOTE ON THE TABLE AND IT SAID TOO BAD YOU CAN'T SEE ME... I TURNED AROUND AND SCREAMED BECAUSE I SAW THE NOTHING. IT LOOKED LIKE NOTHING IT WAS HORRIFYING!
AFTER THAT I TOOK A SHOWER WITH MY NEW 100$ SOAP MY MOM GOT ME!!! IT WAS SO LIKE VERY COOL! BUT THAN I HEARD NOTHING AGAIN AND SCREAMED REALLY LOUDLY MY NEIGHBORS COULD HEAR.
THEY WERE SCARED FOR ME SO THEY CAME OVER TO FIND ME CRYING AND NOTHING WAS TRYING TO KILL ME. SO THAN AFTER THEY TOOK AWAY NOTHING I SAW NOTHING AGAIN AND SCREAMED EVEN LOUDER. BUT THAN I LOST MY VOICE AND THAT WAS THE END OF ME.
THE END!!!
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NO WIFI

okay so guys one day it was really storm outside and then something went BOOM BAM and then the power went out I was scared so I ran to my mommy and then she said
"Shut up you'll b fine." immeaditely I went to my room to inform my friends of the bad news. But then, something appeared on screen of compuper. It said
"Please check internet connection." I scream and then go down to my router and I see all the lights on it are out so then I go tell my parenst and then they say it will be ready within 2 days! My heart started beating and then walsl started closing in on me and then my heart beat faster. I see black and then I wake up and then it happens again.
__NOTOC__
==1 day later==
Ok so its one day later and like im starting to question myself like why am I so scared what the heck! I dont wan't to be scared anymore I might just run away to another part of town because of the stupid wifi being out. I think I'm starting to see things, like pictures of my friends, distorted. Why did this happen to me? I was having a good weekend and then this happens. Why. It's always frickin' me who's the target of these things. Oh my god. I'm thinking about death yet again. This is what leads to the depression, they say, it'll be curable, they say. I think my friends are mad at me.
==2 days later==
All the sadness is coming back to me again. My dog dying, my grandma getting killed in the park, me watching, standing there, not being able to do anything. Can someone please arrive. I know the weather is bad. But please help me. I'm starting to have panic attacks at school knowing I'l come home to no wifi. I even tried to beg my parents to let me in the After School Program, but they say no each time I ask. I've begun to scratch my own arm, drawing blood. It calms me down from all the stress, not knowing what's going on with my friends or anyone else online.
==3 days later==
Now I'm angry. All the anger is lashing out. Losing in that SSBM tournament, my grandma's killer, the way that one movie ended, violence. I've broke 2 of my neighbor's windows. Hopefully they'll never find out. I've also erased all my save data on Pokemon Go. I've even broken my own arm intentionally. Destroying everything in my path. Lamps broken, bulbs shattered. Computer infected with a virus. 
==4 days later.==
I'm convinced I've become a self-saddist. I get pleasure from me harming myself. I've so far taken scisccors and lightly grazed them on my arm, not cutting them. I've also shoved stuff up my mouth, like a hair dryer. I've also tore some of my hair off for fun. It tastes pretty good. I'm so good-looking.
==5 days later.==
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Why are you continuing to read. I don't deserve it. Keep on reading if you want. You'll get some heavy conseqeunces. 
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Today I slit my throat.
It's bleeding.
END.
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NYC Ritual

This ritual is for the people whom wish to perform it and no one else. It is advised you do not try this, as many people have tried and paid the consequences for failure.
Firstly you must gather the following items:
A bottle of water
A spoon (large)
Clay (Play-Doh will do)
A radish
A carrot
A cabbage
A large pot
Matches
Water
If you live in NYC or near it you can get the ingredients from simple stores. Then you may attempt this ritual.
For starters you must find a crumbling old building
...
After this go to a place that keeps records
No matter what you must confirm a murder had taken place here
Death both starts and sometimes unfortunately ends this ritual
Then you must enter the building after 11pm Eastern
He who enters before and tries will get no result
Everyone who has left the building without completing the ritual claims they experience
Nightmares and get very little sleep for the next two weeks
After you have entered the building place the pot in the middle of a room with a closet or doorway
Soon you must place the three food items in the pot
Killings and tortures of people committed by an unknown person will begin appearing in you mind
Each image will be the same for people, wait until they stop to proceed
Linking the clay together to make a circle around the pot place the food into it
Everyone who has tried cannot turn back from this point or the nightmares will not end.
Tough knocks will begin to come from the doorway in the room
On the 5th knock poor the water in the bowl and begin using the spoon to mix the ingredients
Normally you would do this easily but unless fear doesn't affect you the mix will take 20 minutes
Popping noises will be heard in the pot but do not stop stirring
Over the pot steam will begin to rise
Pretty hardcore erotic images will begin to flourish in your mind
Penis', vaginas, breasts etc. will be the most common
Every second of these will be true horror as they will worsen with each stir
Don't stop now or you will be plagued with nightmares for the rest of your life
Opening the pot will reveal it to be empty with no sign of any ingredients whatsoever
Under the opening of the door white feet will appear
This is the time to run, if you see what comes out of that closet you will be cursed for ever.
If you stay, no one knows what it is but the first capital letter of each sentence implies what will happen.
==Real ending==
The ghost of the man committing the images you saw will appear. You may ask him any question, but the right question is "Why did you do these horrible things?"
The shade will move towards you, and in a harsh whisper will say:
"Because I could."
You will then wake up in your bed with the gift of prophecy, but with the curse of no one believing you.
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Nancy Drew Calls Mom For Help

I am Nancy Drew, a spy living in Chicago. I have a concealed pistol and a syringe of poison. I listened to the criminals I was going after and heard them discussing how they can get rid of me.
"We can kill her by planting a bomb under her car", one said. "Or we could tie her to a pole and set her on fire."
I turned on the light switch and saw that there was no way anyone would be able to enter the room without being seen. The door was locked from the inside.
I then called my mom's phone number and waited for her to pick up. When she did, I told her what happened. She told me to go back to sleep.
The next day, I called her again. This time, I spoke more clearly.
"I am in trouble."
She then hung up on me. I felt like crying. It wasn't fair! Why couldn't she just understand?
I then took off my shirt and put it over my head. Then, I placed the gun under my pillow. 
A few hours later, I heard a knock at the door. I opened it. A man with a bushy mustache stood before me. He looked like he has been drinking.
"Please come in".
I then shot the mirror.
It shattered beautifully.
THE END
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Natas999

It all started when I decided to go to the game store to get games for my PS2. I found a copy of "Smackdown: Here Comes The Pain" The tab read "used", but I bought it anyway. I started to play it when I got home, but everything was locked. Then, I went online to find cheats to unlock everything. So, after a while of searching, I found some cheats. I used the cheat codes, but there was still one locked character.
After I played a couple matches, I went online again to try and unlock this secret character. I found something; a cheat code that told me it wasn't supposed to be used. I should've listened to it, but curiosity got the best of me, and I used it anyway. I unlocked a character named "Satan." Being the bonehead I was, I didn't notice anything wrong yet. I played a match against this character using my created superstar.
I started to notice that he countered every time I tried to attack him. After a while of fighting, he then used a finisher that made the screen flash red five times and suddenly, I was gone. All I could do was watch the referee count me out. After the match, I tried to play a different match, but my superstar was gone. So I made a new one and put him in a match for the WWE Championship.
Then, Satan came on the screen, so I watched his demonic entrance. At this point, I decided to turn off the game. Later, I got back to the game, but instead of the normal title screen, it said "Smackdown : Here Comes The Devil." Confused at what I just read, I pressed start and began to play. I was in the middle of a match for the championship when my mom told me to go to sleep.
I paused the game and turned off the TV, leaving the PS2 on all night. I then dreamt about the code that I used to unlock him. Natas999 had transformed into Satan666. I then awoke, took the game out, and smashed it. However, when I turned the on TV, his face was filling the entire screen. I couldn't turn off the game. No matter how many times I pressed the button, no matter how hard a pushed on it, it wouldn't turn off!! I even tried to unplug it, but to no avail. When I decided that nothing would work, I smashed the TV, finally getting rid of that face staring at me. After this, I threw away the PS2 and never played video games again.
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Nathan Needs Answers

July 22, 2012
Hey, It's me again, sorry there was no closure on the 16th, I just couldn't finish. Well, now I'm living with my head down, so he doesn't find me. Oh you don't know of my friend Nathan, how rude of me not to explain for the viewers who've skipped my first story. Nathan was weird, he gave me the creeps when I saw him on the 16th, but I can say this. Nathan is looking for me, and I need to lay low, he said "Demonic.......Fighting" by fighting does he mean killing powers, either way, I have another story that freaked me out about Nathan. Here we go.
It was December 31, 1999 we had graduated the day prior, Me and Nathan were good friends. He was popular now and he stayed at that level for three years after high school. So me and Nathan wanted to have money to throw around and buy stuff.
We got a community service job and got some money to spend Monday-Thursday 2 times a week, so we had a man who was refusing to cross the street and Nathan was getting irritated. So The man said: "I'm not crossing this street, until I get assistance!" So Nathan kindly asked to assist him. This is were it gets weird.
The man said "You assist me?" Nathan said "Listen, I'm irritated so you're going to cooperate with me RIGHT NOW!" The man responded with a quick turn of the head. Nathan grabbed the man by the arm and dragged him across the street, then when they got to the other side. Nathan was different, looked different. So then he pushed him into the street, the man grabbed Nathan and threw him in his place and Nathan was hit by a car. The women driving the car got out and yelled "We need and Ambulance! Please Help!" I stood there stunned and then Nathan, grabbed the front of the car to keep him up, and lifted himself up and said "Don't worry about it"
*Knocks on door
"Shit, I thought I had more time, I'll be right back." (sounds of footsteps fading)
(Discussion in the background for a minute or so)
(Footsteps getting louder)
"Back, thankfully it wasn't Nathan, but I got an letter from the Police. Let me open it (Sound of paper shredding quietly) hmm, wait it's a file o... What the hell, no this isn't right. It's files of my Autopsy from last year, but .I never got an autopsy last year. I've never had one."
"No return to the old days...BUDDY," It said on the back. Who sent this? Nobody I know. *Slight Pause Oh my god no. The signature says.
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