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Eddsworld - Darkness

Did you know that on Halloween 2011, a flash movie called "darkness" (Yes, with no caps) was on the front page of Newgrounds? The thumbnail was a black screen with red words reading "don't click me or you will die" Many people didn't click on it for good... However, only 150 people clicked on it, and, much to their surprise, it was a Eddsworld episode. It was deleted by the NG staff the following day, and was never seen again, due to it not being uploaded to YouTube.
I was one of those people.
Now, I'm going to write what I remember of it.
It started without the Eddsworld jingle, which got me confused. I then saw a group of girls beating up Edd.
After 4 minutes of that, it cut to static for 10 seconds and then a black screen. After 1 minute, I saw a really blurry image. The image began to clear, and I saw what I thought was graphic for a Eddsworld episode.
It was Tom getting beat up with a shovel. He said "I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" Edd said something I couldn't remember, expect it ended with this creepy line.
"...Do you understand that I'm suffering?"
Tom got confused by this, and said "No, why?" Edd just stabbed him 27 times. There was hyper-realistic blood. Some of it spelled out 666. It cut to a black screen, and then the next scene began.
Matt was hiding in a box. He said "Geez, is Edd a murderer?" He turned around and saw Edd. He said the same thing he said when he killed Tom.
Matt said "What do you mean by suffering?" Edd just said "WHY DID YOU LIE TO TOM?" It sounded demonic. Matt screamed and ran out of the box.
There was 6 minutes Matt being chased by Edd. After that, he was hitted by a car, but was still alive. He said "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"
Edd pulled out a chainsaw from out of nowhere. Matt started crying and said "I DIDN'T LIE TO TOM! NOT AT ALL!" Edd said "IT'S TOO LATE!"
Matt said "BUT I DIDN'T EVEN LI-" Edd cutted off his legs, and then stabbed in the chest, killing him in just a matter of seconds. Edd then peeled his face off.
Edd then put Tom and Matt's corpses in body bags. He thrown the bags into a trash can, which had dead ducks inside. Edd stared at me with blood-red eyes, and said "I'm coming for you. You can't hide from me."
The movie ended there.
It has been 4 days since this happened. I was watching TV, when I saw a EAS about a boy in a green hoodie going to 86 places and killing people there. I saw that my hometown will be the 37th. From what I heard, Edd is currently in his 36th town. I played some Henry Stickmin games forget about it.
I heard a knock on my door. I saw cuts on my arm. I knew it, he's coming for me now...
(If you're reading this I'm dead)
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Im died
EddySmile.mp4

Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of Cartoon Network's most popular TV series to ever air. It all started when a employee working at Cartoon Network Studios was cleaning up one of the rooms when he found a DVD disc named "Eddy Smile". Thinking that it was a episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, he went into his office, put the disc into the DVD player and started watching.
The video began with a image of Eddy smiling as the camera zoomed into his face with dark music in the background. Then, the image started to distort and change colours. After that, the image started to distort, blur and turn black. Then, a pair of red eyes appeared as the image got distorted and fuzzy. After that, the video ended.
Creeped out, the employee put the disc back where it was. A few days later, someone hacked into Cartoon Network Studios and uploaded the video onto YouTube, before getting removed a few days later for copyright reasons.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Edgar Allan Auditore

Every story is based on something, take a look at Assassin's Creed.
Assassin's creed is based on Edgar Allan Poe's work, it's about the Templars, who are an evil organization that wants to kill or control anyone in their way and they are fighting the Assassins, another Illuminati style organization except that the Assassins are the "good guys".
Now, you're probably wondering what those articles linked have to do with this, luckily for you, I can explain: in The Cask of Amontillado, one of the characters is a freemason, and in The Pit and the Pendulum, the protagonist mentions that the torture devices were employed by monks.
Now what does this have to do with anything? Just compare the freemason logo with the Assassin logo, and now find some actual historical facts about the knights templar. They were monks.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:THERY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Edgy Pokemon ROM hack

When I was 7, I went flea market shopping with my Mum and Dad, when I saw a black DS cartridge which simply said "Pokemon" in grey letters. I begged my parents to buy it for me, as it only costed $6.66, and Pokemon was my life, so much so that my name was legally changed to name to Pokemon Pokemon, they gave in, I put it into my DS when we got home, and the Red and Blue intro happened. My character was in Pokemon Tower, and a metal rendition of the Lavender Town Theme was playing, a Hex girl challenged me, but she defeated my Level 69 Magikarp, and said, "Now I will fucking murder you". Then a drawing of Red being murdered with BLUDD everywhere appeared on the screen with "YOU WILL DIE IN 24 HOURS". I got super scared, and the the cartridge into the fire, and watched as it melted. At that point, a flaming, black skull rose from the fire and said, "THOU MAY HAST DEFEATETH ME, BUT THOU SHALT HAVE MANY NIGHTMARES FOR YEARS TO COMMETH!" in a super deep voice. I got scared, and had MANY NIGHTMARES FOR YEARS THAT CAMETH.
AND NOW THOU SHALT HAVE MANY NIGHTMARES TO COMMETH!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pokemon
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Edited3.wmv

For starting this story, I want to mention that is very, very great being an animator at Nickelodeon. I work there, since the year Spongebob Squarepants was released (1999).
It was a day like each other, in 2016, I was doing some sketches for The Loud House, when I realized that a flash drive was stuck into my usb port.
It was odd because it wouldn't work in my pc, so I putted it in my laptop, and it surprisingly works!
In the flash drive were 4 files. 1 was a .txt file, and the other 3 were .wmv files.
I clicked the .txt file, and it said:
"The first video is the original version, from a VHS. The second video is the remastered version and the third one is a version of the remastered version, edited by another animator that was fired because he was a psychopath. WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!"
I ignored the .txt file, and watched the videos.
The first was normal, but when the logo was shown, there was a little static. The second was fine, and the name of the animation test was: "The mystery solvers!"
The third file started whit the normal intro, but the characters (Jon, Sarah and Felix) looked scared and at the end the name of the show was: "The crime researchers".
The episode started whit Jon investigating a murder in a old, rusty building. The scene cuts to all the team researching a murder.
After a minute of investigating, they find a locked door, so they need to find a key.
2 minutes, or so passes and they found the key. They walked for a little bit, and they found the locked door.
They enter the door and the see a body hanging from a noose.
Felix said: "-We should get out of here really fast!"
And then, Sarah said: "-Shut up! We are some very great researchers, not scaredy cats!"
After a little bit they realize that the hanging corpse is the murderer, so they need to find the victims.
After 5 minutes of searching, they found a door whit gore all around it (no, that wasn't hyperrealistic gore like in other pastas, it was cartoony gore).
Immediatly when they found the door, Felix screamed like a little girl, and Sarah said: "-Here it is!"
They open the door and for a split second, 8 bloody corpses appear on the screen.
After that, the video is full of static and random colors.
I recorded the episode but right before that, i showed the video to my boss, and he says that i shoulnd't upload the footage online.
Now the flash drive is kept in a secret place by my boss.
I tried to upload the full footage on YT but it was taken down by Nickelodeon, but i still have the video on my laptop.
The end.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Education

We've been together for as long as I remember, Rattata and I.
We bonded instantly when he was presented to me on my birthday. Summers spent frolicking and winters of snowball fights blurred into each other. Before either of us knew it, we were old enough to begin training. Neither of us knew what that meant, really. My gym teacher just paired off the students one day, reading byzantine bylaws before yelling out, "Fight." I watched in horror as my classmate ordered his Spearrow to begin mauling my Rattata, under the approving glare of our instructor.
Malice flickered in the eyes of a child I had considered my friend. With each attack he congratulated his Pokemon on savagery inflicted. When I could take the grisly scene no more I forfeited the fight, earning a failing grade in the process.
That is when I realized, the other trainers didn't care for their Pokemon the way I did. They thought nothing of sending them into arenas, fighting for mere amusement. Their sharp, pitiless hunger for fame and fortune driving them to commit the kind of atrocities remembered by history books. This is why we do it; this is what strengthened our resolve.
There are enough fools wandering around, getting their fix for mindless violence, that posing as one is easy enough. Ask one to duel and they will agree readily - a vacant smile hiding their blood lust. Only when Rattata attacks them directly do they comprehend the pain they have been callously inflicting. As his incisors slice their soft flesh they gain the gift of understanding. While they are excellent learners, I credit Rattata for being an excellent teacher, always eager and able to spend a little extra time on the required lessons.
But, no matter how many people we educate on the nature of violence there will always be more willing to engage in depravity against Pokemon. The void is never empty long. Evil finds a way to flourish. Our only consolation is that even if it takes a lifetime to fulfill our mission, there is no where else we'd rather be than by each others sides.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Eeveelution Squad - Lost Chapter

I was 13 years old, I loved all the Eeveelutionsquad Comics so much. 
(It was a Pokemon Web-Comic by Ev-Zero) 
However, after this event that happened to me, I stopped reading the comics!
Back in 2018, I received an E-mail, it said 
This E-Mail leaded me to an download link, I was very excited to read it! The download didn't take that long and I was even more excited, so excited that I had to use the bathroom. I opened the folder that contains all pages. But when I read the first pages, something was wrong, the artstyle looked like MSPaint and all the characters were out off character!
I tried to get used to that and continue. But when I turned to page 9, everything changed. This page showed Sylveon with hyperrealistic red eyes and a hyperrealistic booty! I thought this was just a prank that was made to make fun of Sonic.exe creepypastas... BUT I WAS WRONG! In the next pages there was nothing, but on page 15, a video played! The video starts with hyperrealistic flashing light, hyperrealistic blood everywhere and tons and tons of hyperrealistic SPECIAL EFFECTS, my super sweet cape is SPECIAL EFFECT! IT WILL BLOW YA MIND!
Because it's my movie, my movie, my superhero mov- WAIT A Second! What was I talking about? Oh, yeah. Then in the 3 Minute mark, Sylveon killed Eevee, blood was everywhere! Then I saw Umbreon DEAD on the ground! I was crying, my favourite Pokémon died!!
The video stops and then it turned to page 69 (idk what happened to the other pages), the ugly barnacle from SpongeBob appeared!!! He was so ugly, everyone, even Sylveon were DEAD on the GROUND! I was crying! Then out of nowhere, a Soundclip played. The ugly barnicle said "are you lying?". I replied "I'm crying !!! ". We kept rhyming, until...
"Look who's behind you".
I turned around and I saw the ugly barnacle. He said "STOP CRYING". I grabbed my flamethrower, killed the ugly barnacle, cuted him in pieces and sold him to a restaurant... like a MAN.
The End^^
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Egg In The Sand

One tiem there was an episode of a sho that was only ared once and was then taken down. It was on a beach, but was vary distorted and everywun had hyper realistic eyes. then there﻿ was a scene where there was a white ostrich egg in the sand. Someone reached out too touch it. when they asked about it later they found out that ostriches DIDNT EXIST IN THAT COUNTRY!
But then who was egg?
TURNS OUT IT WAS A SLONDERMAN BURIED IN THE SAND!
DUN DUN DUN
Category:Trollpasta
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Eggman.exe

It all started on a Sunday afternoon. My name is My friends, and I just got out of the cinema. Tired, and wanting to relax at home we decided to rent some games. We stumble upon a store call "Big Jimmy's Game" not minding the name we decided to check the store. As we were looking we stumble upon a SEGA Genesis game called "The Adventures of Eggman" it had the same cover art as the first Sonic game, but instead of Sonic it was Eggman. We decided to check it out, and bought it. We drove back to Jess's house. Forgot to mention my friends name were Jess, Jim, and Howard. So we got home, and as we open the case the the cartridge was gray, but it still had the sonic cover art. We approached the Genesis, and inserted the cartridge, and waited for it to load up.
That's when the weird stuff started to happen. Instead of your typical "SEGAAAA" sound it was a distorted laugh as if someone was using a 8bit sound producer. As we proceeded to the title screen; instead of Sonic it had Doctor Eggman with a evil look on his face he had these weird red eyes, and the background of the title screen was constantly flashing. We paid no mind to it, and decided to hit start. The game started in Green Hill, but there was something disturbing about the stage. It was dark, and had a grim look to it. As we kept moving suddenly Eggman stopped, and there was loud scream
of terror in the TV. The screen went black, and suddenly it came back on, but instead of Green Hill Eggman was now in chains with a huge ring on stabbed on his belly. My friends, and I decided to turn off the Genesis, and shocked we all decided to all go back to our respective houses. The next morning the cops came knocking on my door. They told me the neighbors had heard some screaming in my house. I told them no such thing happen since I was home all nite,
and sleeping. They asked me what exactly I did last night. I told them I was with my friends, and we rented a game. Play for a couple hours, and they left for their houses. The cop decided to check the house, and I told him "Sure". Suddenly the cops calls me, and says "What exactly happen here?". I told him "I don't know" then I went inside the room, and my friend Jess was hang in the wall with nails stuck on her neck. As if someone had brutally murder her. I told the cop she had left, and I tried calling Howard, and Jim to see what was going on. None of them answer. The cop decided to take me to the station until this mess was fix. As I was there the whole night. I had a dream or more like a nightmare. I was in my room getting ready to head to sleep. Then suddenly I heard a scream outside my room. Freaked out I took a blunt object, and turn on as many lights, and I could. Suddenly this huge demonic like Sonic appear in front of me, and I fainted. Then the events provided above happen. Knowing no one would believe me I decided to write this story, and sadly bang my head against the wall until I'm dead. Goodbye World. I can't take this anymore.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Elder

The otherday I was playing Minecraft, doing the usual, mining some diamonds, collecting obsidian, and I heard a creepy growling noise echo down the cave, freaked out I quickly ran through the cave, but the echo became louder, when I made it out, it wasnt the place I had first entered the cave, it was a desert.
The growl stopped for a second, and the screen kept flickering black to normal.
I turned round to where the cave was, and standing there was a white creeper with purple eyes.
I walked backwards, and drew my bow, I had never heard or read about this mob at all, so it came as quite a shock. It just stared at me, I then shot it with my bow, and an then there was a horrifying growl, and I realised this was the creature that I heard below.
I expected it to attack but it just dissapered, at this point I had already took three screenshots. I turned around and there was a white ender man, it flickered and became a white spider, and attacked me, I shot it with my bow and noticed that I had poison effects after the attack, but this was not a venomous spider, it flickered again and became a ghast, shot a fireball at me, I quickly deflected it, and it hit the ghast, it flickered and suddenly I realised I was out of arrows, I had no other weapons. So I began to run.
My health was decreasing rapidly with the poison. Eventually it stopped, I turned round and it had become a skeleton a arrow flew at me and hit me, and I got the poison effects again.
My screen then began to turn from black to normal continously, I went onto the menu and decided to go on peaceful mode, but he was still there and the game hadnt paused I was now on one and a half hearts. I away and suddenly he became a man he looked like an NPC, though he wore no robes and was holding a book item with a brown cape behind him.
Luckily after a while of running, my health began to go back to normal. I ran towards him and hit him. But I got hurt instead, and then almost at once, the sand below began to blow, the barking became lowder and lowder until I couldnt stand it, and then he spun around and fire appeared all around him, he walked through it without losing any health and kept hitting my player.
I dropped all my items, thirty diamonds, nine gold, obsidian and lots more, loads of experience orbs and worst of all when the gameover screen appeared it said reset rather than respawn and when I clicked that Minecraft crashed, I was logged out and when I tried to log in, and it told me this account never existed, eventually I bought a new minecraft but when I tried to play minecraft just crashed. And I try every now and again but it has not worked since, I also cannot find any of the screenshots, its almost as though they were deleted.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:Beings
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Electric Showerhead

It is perfectly secure, no electrical current can get to the water.
No one can get inside the bathroom without a key, meaning that anyone entering would to break down my door to gain access. If someone were able to break in, there are several security cameras installed at every entrance. There are more than ten such cameras throughout my house, meaning that my shower is the most secure place on earth.
So what is this talk about "danger"? Maybe you're just looking for excuses to attack me because you don't like how I live my life, you are angry that my bathroom is secure and private, but if so let's have some common sense here. You've never met me or even seen me naked. So why should I care? Do I really need your permission to use an electrical showerhead? Is this something that makes you uncomfortable? It doesn't make you uncomfortable, does it? Let's put aside our differences, we both know better. We also know that these things aren't dangerous, they are simply safe. So what is this about? Are you trying to tell me that I am somehow breaking laws by using electricity? This isn't a light-hearted discussion about whether I can pee standing up or not, you are attacking me as though I'm doing something wrong. Why must people constantly try to scare others into thinking that they will die in horrible ways if they dare to take a shower?
Now imagine your gas heating, what would a criminal do to kill you? He could simply set fire to your house, causing massive damage and death without even having to break down your door. As you lay there burning under the gas shower spitting fire, you would think back to me and my perfectly safe electric showerhead.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Rants
Category:Shortpasta
Elephantom

I always loved the zoo when I was little I still do to this day and my name is Martin Williams Nathan now that I am 45 years old since 2000 when I was born on January 3rd 2000 when my family visited Houston Texas to the Houston zoo in downtown Houston they took me to all the animal exhibits that we went by and that’s when I saw the elephants and become obsessed with them even today I am a zoologist and a conservationist who helps wildlife like elephants in the wild since they are endangered when my family left Houston and returned to Knoxville Tennessee were I lived at the time before moving to utopia Texas I had everything elephant related like merchandise, decorations, toys, clothes, shoes, hats, backpacks, bottles, cartoon dvds and VHS tapes of elephant cartons and had a stuffed elephant that I had at the time which is I still have for my son Alex. Also when I was little I drew elephants on scratch paper and had elephant books, magnets for the fridge and stickers. But Now for the rest of my life I am haunted by the elephantom
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Animulz
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Eliza's Dream

One day Eliza was walking to school. She slipped and cracked open her head. Mrs. Jo saw her and called 911. Now this is the story of Eliza's strange dream when she was in a coma. She fell asleep, and a fairy was chasing her. The fairy was so pretty. The fairy opened up her head and ate a FLOWER.
Eliza ran and ran and ran, until the fairy was gone. She had to choose life or death. Something was telling her death. But she picked life. Weird things happened after that. A giant bat came after her. The bat grabbed her and ATE HER. When you are in a coma and you had the same dream as Eliza, and something tells you pick death and you don't pick it, you're gonna regret it. Trust me, I'm Eliza and I made that mistake...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Dreams
Category:Animulz
Category:Shortpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Im died
Elmo's Desire

Elmo's Desire is pretty simple. It just started out as a Simple Youtube video. But stuff started getting weirder as the owner of the channel started to make comments on other small and big channels saying that he has a relationship with their children in other languages. It's just creepy.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta