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Jack in the Box

Does anyone remember owning a Jack in the Box in the early 90's. You know the box with a clown/jester inside with the Pop Goes The Weasel tune winding the thing up for the "surprise".
Growing up, it was my favorite toy. It would always startle me at random points. Of course, as I grew into my teen years, I was tired of playing with it and put it in a "Childhood Toys Box" for my children I was hoping I would have one day.
Many years later, when I had settled into my own house just in the residential area of Anaheim, California, I was doing my first "Spring Cleaning" living there. I started with my attic with all of my boxes.
Most of my boxes consisted of a bunch of photos from my years growing up. Then I was faced with the toys box, and the top of the toys was the Jack in the Box.
Curious, I went to my kitchen table and sat down. I began to wind, and to my surprise, the tune was playing, but it was was distorted. I continued winding.
About 15 seconds later, the box cracked open, and the clown came out. However, the clown had red tear-like going down from its eyes, and seemed like freshly new wet red paint.
With curiosity racing through my mind, I rubbed a little of the paint on the tip of my pointer finger, and I realized it was a stream of blood. I quickly slammed the box.
I continued with my cleaning of the attic. When I finished, I decided to microwave my left overs from last night dinner. Going downstairs, I noticed blood stains in my carpet.
Naturally, I was worried that something had happened (I have no pets in my house) and went searching for a cause. In my living room, I found in the middle of my floor was the Jack in the Box. It was like spilt water, except a big blood stain. Then I notice a knife in the right hand of the clown.
I walked up and proceeded to pick it up. In my hand, the Jack in the Box had been all bloodied up. Then, all of a sudden, I felt something violently stab me.
With a sudden pain, I look to see my wrist was bloody, and I looked at the knife, which had blood on it. I ran to the kitchen and chucked it into the trash.
To this day, I still believe that fucking toy had some demon possession or some shit. I will most likely never know, but I know I will never in my lifetime will ever own another Jack in the Box.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Jack white: The other chapter

It was a very normal day in a very normal household when i was looking through my vinyl collection, staring at all the beautiful black discs, but i noticed something very peculiar when i looked at the download code for Jack Whites new LP, lazaretto, as i noticed i hadn't redeemed it yet. So i did what any normal person would do, hop onto third man record's official site,and redeem it. After entering the code and dowloading the file, i noticed that
the file looked rather dubious, as it was called Jackwhite.exe, and normally audio files don't come in .exe format. Oh who cares i thought, as i reluctantly clicked the file to open it. A window popped up saying "Thank you for buying this album, to listen to the full 11xFile, FLAC Album 24b quality album, click 'Next." So i did. A google chrome window appeared out of nowhere, even though i don't have google chrome. The URL bar didn't have any URL in, even though a very dodgy webpage with a big, green 'DOWNLOAD NOW' button was placed in the middle. I clicked on download, and a .zip file opened up automatically, where there was another file called JACKWHITE.EXE, which i clicked on yet again. This time, a large, full-screen window opened up, with jack white screaming "LETS HAVE A BALL AND A BISCUIT SUGAR AND KILL OURSELVES OVER IT" Which freaked me out, then a graphic depiction of jack white 'finishing off' people at a coffee bar with his guitar , and then going apeshit at the baristas because his coffee wasn't dark enough, 'finishing off' them too. Then, the scene changed to a black, with the message 'JACK WHITE IS LOVE, JACK WHITE IS LIFE' written in blood suddenly appeared, and the .exe file closed and deleted itself right after that.I will now scared shitless for the rest of my life, as jack white is love, jack white is life, is stuck in my head.
Jack white is love....
Jack white is life.....
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Music
Category:File Extensions
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Jake Paul - The Greatest Professional Boxer (Copypasta)

Indeed, Jake Paul is the greatest boxer of all time. Even Mike Tyson, who was in his prime in the mid-1980s, would not have stood a chance against Jake Paul. Boxing greats like Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier, George Foreman, Sugar Ray Leonard, Joe Louis and Rocky Marciano, just to name a few, were not even skilled enough to be sparring partners with Jake Paul. They weren't even worthy enough to carry Jake Paul's sweaty towels at the gym.
Rumor has it that Jake Paul has already killed several sparring partners with just a single uppercut. So, needless to say, it is becoming increasingly difficult for Jake to hire sparring partners, and those that do undertake the heavy risk are required to sign a number of liability waivers in the event they are permanently disfigured, maimed, incur brain damage or are killed. Recently, while trying to plan future bouts, Jake's manager called the managers. of some of the current top ten boxers in the world, to discuss the possibility of arranging fights. All of them except one promptly declined, refusing to even entertain the notion of stepping into the same ring as Jake Paul. The one that didn't decline, Joshua Anthony of the UK, suffered a massive heart attack immediately upon hearing that Jake Paul wanted to fight him.
He is presently in critical condition and not expected to recover. So, there are caveats to being the best boxer of all time, especially a superior boxer with the extraordinary skills of Jake Paul. The most significant drawback for Jake is that everybody is terrified of him — even his closest of friends (Jake recently killed one of his best friends for beating him at a video game, with a single open-handed blow to the knee). Even the great Rocky Balboa, when asked about the skillet of Jake Paul, stated "I'd much rather fight Ivan Drago, Apollo Creed and Clubber Lang, all at the same time, than to even spar with Jake Paul for 60 seconds." (Rocky then made that face and yelled "ADRIAN!!!!!" at the top of his lungs, so he must have been pretty serious.)
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Jake Paul Getth A Thaline Enema from Mike Tython

And more importantly... 
I happened to be strolling through the wasteland that is Los Angeles, when it occurred to me that THE Jake Paul was creeping around. "OH BOY!" I thought, "Is today the day I get to show him what I'm made of?"
No! In fact, this proved to be a disappointing and disturbing day on several fronts.
To start, I turned a corner, and there I saw Mike Tyson with his phone in his hand. Frankly, given his past comments on Jake, I didn't want to know what he was watching. (Iykyk.)
He looked me in the eye and licked his lips. That's when I knew I had to leave. I ran for it, and surprisingly, he didn't give chase. Weird.
But still, the worst was yet to come.
After a bit of searching, I finally found him: Jake Paul. He was on top of the Eiffel Tower, which was moved from Paris to L.A. for some reason, dancing and spitting bars from his widely-despised song, It's Everyday Bro. God, dude was stuck in 2017.
"It's everyday bro with the Disney Channel flow!" he shouted at me rudely.
"Hey, Jakey," I replied, "Get down from here so I can beat your ass!"
"Nah bruh, it ain't you I'm up against!"
I squinted at him. How dare he say no to a fight with me? The very idea is absurd.
"Well," I began, "Who are you up against?"
"Mike Tyson, bro!"
That's when it happened. Mike Tyson emerged from the abyss.
"I got your ath right where I want you." he said.
"Fuckin bring it, bitch!" Jake barked back.
Then, completely unexpectedly, Mike pulled out some ointment, a thermometer, and... well, I'll let him finish this sentence for me.
"MIKE TYTHON'TH GONNA GIVE YOU A THALINE ENEMA!" 
Jake was, understandably, really scared.
"NO, PLEASE MR. TYSON! I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU! PLAY WITH YOUR [redacted], ENGAGE IN [redacted], ALL THAT GOOD STUFF! JUST DON'T DO THIS TO ME!"
"Thorry, bitch. Today ith the day of retributhion."
He pulled Jake's pants down and readied the enema by coating it in ointment. 
I, on the other hand, covered my eyes.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then, I woke up in my office. It was another nightmare. I knew I had to do something about this, cause I just couldn't keep sleeping on the job like this. I still had the new tape that came in that day to review.
Now, you might be wondering who I might be. I guess now's the perfect time to introduce myself.
...
Ryan Conley, FBI.
Category: Trollpasta
Category: Satire
Category: WHAT A TWIST!
Category: DIALOGUE!
Jake kills fin the human!!!!

so i am a dumbass fan of adventure time and this happened to meh that made meh not a fan anymore (i still am).
so i was at a shitty yardsale (not suprising) when i saw a vhs tape named adventure time season 7!!!. i don't even thought they made season 7 yet well who gives a shit. the guy said i can has it for 4 pigs. so i gots him 4 pigs and got home and watched the episude and it was spooky... and it was cheaply made.
duh episude-fin and jake was taking a fucking walk as always not suprising. and fin got a picnic blanket and he put it on the grass. jake said fin did you bring the picnic basket?. fin laughed and said nope.
jakes face got really red. fin started laughing more. jake punched fin in the face and ripped his dick off fin screamed and jake got a fork and stabbed his eye and mades fin eat it. fin tryed spitting it out but jake kicked his mouth and blocked it. jake then puked in fins mouth and shut it. as jake shit on fins face he ripped fins arms off. fin screamed and jake bit off his legs.
fin was then crying while screaming. jake then cut fin open and ate his intestines. i's was some how entertained. jake then banged fins head on a tree and fin died jake then laughed like a dumb shit like he is. and a person yelled at jake and said i'm calling the cops!!!.
jake ate the phone and ripped the guys eyes out and put it in his mouth and jake shoved a brick up his butthole (bricks go shat? brick no gets shat).
the guy then got ripped n half by jake and jake ran to the kandy kingdom and light it on fire!!! and jake looked at the screen and farted.
duh end.
now i cant get a dog cause that would be cheatng!.
and i died for no reason...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Im died
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Jakepaul runs from the dab police.

I am writing this from hell after Jakepaul dabbed on me and shot me 200 times in the shin.
After Jake paul dabbed on me and killed me so the dab police went after him.
He went outside and pulled someone out of their car like GTA and he drove away in the stolen car while the dab police were chasing after him and he took the glock 17 and started firing rounds at the dab police cars and he killed all the dab policemen that were chasing after him.
Above him was a big ass helicopter and the sniper from TF2 was taking shots at Jake paul so Jake paul got his Sniper shotgun and killed the sniper from TF2 and dabbed while driving.
He also killed the dab policeman that was controlling the helicopter so the helicopter crashed and Jake paul suddenly got out of his stolen car and before the helicopter crashed and he got into it and dabbed.
Jake paul proceeded to use the helicopter to go to south sudan and once he arrived at south sudan he killed all of the locals that were eating mud cookies and then he be like. OH SHITE the U.S army is here. so he got behind a pile a rocks and began taking hot shots at the U.S army.
Surprisingly he took every single U.S solider that was sent to kill him and he than got his iphone 1S and took a picture of him self firing bullets into the ground.
After these events Jake paul was never seen again. 
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:BATTELS
Category:Shortpasta
James.exe

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a man named James. James loved finding creepy .exe and .avi stuff on the computer. One day, James came across something called "James.exe," and decided to open the file. It opened and showed him, mirroring his every movement. Things got weirder. On the .exe file, James face began to melt. It soon just became his skull. This freaked out James, remembering that it mirrored his every move. He felt his face and felt skin, so he closed the .exe file and went to bed. The next day, James woke up in a puddle of his own melted skin and had no face. James soon died.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:File Extensions
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Shortpasta
James Smith's Lost Audio Tapes

This is a note for a tape of a mysterious mans voice, the tape was lost shortly after discovery and still hasn't been found.
"Monday, 1999. I cannot remember the rest of the date. I am lost, i have been for ages and i have decided to start walking down a dark forest road. It has been nearly three hours now, luckily i have a large packet of crisps to stop me from getting hungry. i have found a path cutting through the trees nearby, not at all odd for such a huge unexplored wood. i have chosen to check it out, see if there is any local residence." (Slight pause) "There is, something behind me! shit!" (rough sound is heard as if the tape was dropped. after about a minute, it stops and emits heavy breathing sounds) "Shit, What the fuck was that!" (Pause) "Whatever it was, i am pretty sure it wanted to kill me, this is getting fucking creepy" (30 second pause) "I've come across a dark grey stone path next to a small stream, i'm going to follow this path and see what lies ahead" (Pause)
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Jornel
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Jamesnintendonerd.avi

Everybody saw the Angry VideoGame Nerd (or Angry Nintendo Nerd / JamesNintendoNerd) right? Well, anybody thinks that the series started in 2004, right? Well, here are the facts. The real series started in 1999. But nobody saw the episode. It was actually episode 0 (or -1 as described in the .avi description, but I don't think it is possible). I got it by modifying the actual website's HTML, and since the video didn't show up, I downloaded it. The episode starts as usual, but there was no intro. I guess it's why it is the first episode ever. It starts on the game disk. The disk was scratched, and pretty old. All I could see was "Th. ..eat.r." written with felt-tip pen. I was trying to do all possible name combinations. "The Eater? The Rate? Threat?" But no. I wasn't correct. It was THE THEATER. THAT FUCKING GAME FOR PC?!? The quality was reeeeeally bad, and the volume was very loud. The Nerd looked very serious, almost crying. He said a lot of bad words to who suggested it, and then said that he was the Nerd, and he was gonna review it. If you read the story of the game, you know what happens. If not, go read it, because I'm in a hurry, and I'm not gonna write it here. Wanna know why? I'll explain later.
So when the Ticket-Taker came, there was a VERY VERY VERY short scene (0.5 seconds) of the Nerd putting a gun in his eye, and the thumb on the other hand was missing. That scene scared me, even if it was only a moment long. Then the Swirly Head Man came. The Nerd looked like if he was gonna die. He threw up, and then the screen turned black for 30 seconds. Back to the Nerd, he looks almost dead. If you look closely, you will notice he's missing some teeth. He has his face bruised, and he was still playing the game. After 3 minutes of horrific screaming, blood, swearing and other things I hate to recall, here comes the final scene (the last 2 minutes). He said he was tired (with a lot of swearing of course) and he would have stop there. I didn't know what he meant, because there were 2 minutes left. So here's what he did: he covered his eye, stabbed himself and broke his neck. Then he jumped out of the window. The words "YOU ARE NEXT," "HELP ME," and " YOU ARE CURSED " flashed rapidly on the Nerd's corpse. I know the episode was edited, because he is still alive, but I felt a bit of reality in it. Why am I in a hurry you say? I'M CURSED I'M CURSED I'M CURSED I'M CURSED I'M CURSED I'M CURSED I'M CURSED.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:File Extensions
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Old Shit
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Jamie

It's been tough since my wife died three years ago. Cancer is a terrible disease. I just have to be strong and get through it. This your new beginning, Jake. At least I still have my beautiful 6 year old daughter Jamie. She has her mother's eyes, so there is still a part of Janet in Jamie, and in our hearts. I know she's up there watching over me. This new career opportunity and the new house is a big change that I should be welcoming. A new beginning.
Two weeks after moving in, the strange feelings begin. Jamie sat up late at night, talking to someone, but strangely, of course, we were the only ones in the house. "Honey, who is it you talk to at night?" I asked her one morning at the table during breakfast. "The man in my closet, Daddy. He said not to be afraid."
I instantly dropped my coffee cup on the ground. "Daddy, what's the matter?" I got up and ran into Jamie's room, holding a golf club in my hand. As I silently, slowly, and timidly reached for the door, my heart beat begin to drum faster and faster, until it was almost about to burst out of my chest.
I put my hand on the door knob, and began to twist it slowly. I finally got enough courage to open the door all the way, and it was right then at that exact moment, that a skeleton had popped out.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Jamie does terrible things sometimes

A couple of years ago, I lived in a town below the edge of a cliff, causing half the neighborhood to be covered in darkness, no matter what time of the day it was. I lived there for 1 week, just like everyone else. After 7 days of staying there, everyone was forced to move out by the local police station. Most people don't know why, and I doubt they would still come there if they knew.
The town was named Ventwood, at least, that's what people called it. I moved there with no one else but my dog. On the first day, I decided to explore the streets, maybe meet some people. The strange thing I noticed right away was that most people stayed in their houses. I eventually found a kid walking by himself, so I went over to him and asked where everyone was, and he said to me "People stay in their houses here. You are the only stranger I've ever seen outside, besides Jamie". I asked him who Jamie was, and he said "Jamie is the man who lives in the house at the edge of town. Jamie does terrible things sometimes".
On the second day, I decided to investigate, learn who Jamie is, and what he did. I knocked on people's doors, asked them questions, and slammed the door on me when I mentioned Jamie's name. A day later, I decided to talk to Jamie myself.
I walked towards Jamie's house. The windows were clearly aged, the roof's shingles extremely broken. I saw the door handle, plated in gold. I grabbed the handle. I was visibly shaking, but I got the strength to turn the knob.
I slowly opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Jane the Killer

On a hot summer night around 4:33 in the morning, as Jeff the Killer took another victim—this time, a young wife, and also leaving her husband with a massive skull fracture as a result of blunt-force trauma, the only one to survive was the couple's 4-month-old baby that police have discovered crying in its crib.
Along side the child, police have found a letter which was written on the back of a paper grocery bag in a black sharpie marker, and a Motorola Droid, faintly illuminated under the baby's blanket. The babysitter who was locked in the closet during the time claimed she smelled the lingering odor of women's cheap perfume and found body glitter on the baby's crib. But who was it from? Police were able to decipher the writing on the grocery bag and here's what it said:
On the Droid phone, one of the officers found text in all caps, in red, with Jane's picture... below is her face which she captured on the phone:
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad CreepypastaCategory:Jeff the Killer
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Classics
Japanese Heart Surgeon Copypasta

Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.
My big secret. I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Memes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Jar Jar Binks Costume

I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta