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Kennedy Loser

Kennedy Loser is a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 19. Loser has previously played for the Baltimore Crabs.
==Official League Records==
Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Blaseball . 
During the , Loser received boosts in all ratings as a result of multiple team blessings, as well as a boost in baserunning as a result of the Falling Stars blessing.
On , Loser gained the modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.
During the , Loser's defense was increased by as a result of the Crabs' blessing.
On , Day 89, Loser became due to Reverb weather.
During the , Loser's modification was changed into the modification by the Crabs' will. Additionally, Loser gained O Blood Type as a result of the Absolute Zero blessing.
During the , Loser became an and gained the modification due to the blessing.
On Season 1, Day 19, Loser fell to the Mexico City Wild Wings during a game in Horizon (weather) weather, becoming Buried.
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==Fan Art==
File:142KennedyLoser.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Kennedy Loser - Goblin.jpg|Art by @glassgoblin
File:Kennedy Loser2 - Goblin.png|Art by @glassgoblin
File:Kennedy Loser - Marn.png|Art by @corpserevivers
File:Kennedy Loser - Waalker.png|Art of Kennedy Loser by @Waalkr
File:Kennedy Loser - imaginecroc.png|Art of Kennedy loser by @imaginecroc
File:Gallery - Art.png|Phantom by ChezForShire
File:Gallery - Writing.png|Broken Piece Kennedy Loser (CW for violence, gore, and body horror) by Klauinax
File:Gallery - Writing.png|do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either) Ken and Luis talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by Rai
File:Gallery - Writing.png|Let me let you down Kennedy Loser kills god. This is not the end of his story. by crookedsaint
File:Kennedy Loser - Ratgills.jpg|Art by @ratgills
File:Kennedy Loser - toopachu.png|Art by 
Category:Buried Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Players With Base 1
Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees
Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees For Discipline or Expansion Era
Kennedy Loser/IF-121.90

===In Literature===
Crabs poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Loser's most famous game:
The score was tied, and the time was dire
When Kennedy Loser grabbed his bat.
We shouted his name, a chaotic choir,
As he rose from the dugout and doffed his hat,
He took a step, tripped, and fell down flat.
And at this sign, we all sighed and knew
This game might never end, and also that
This man was a loser, through and through.
The inning was twenty, the hour ticking down,
And Kennedy wiped his hands on his pants.
He minced to the plate, his face in a frown,
He tested his swing and his feet did a dance.
He stared at the pitcher, awaiting his chance,
Then, just incredible! He tumbled to!
He had fallen again, and lay there askance.
This man was a loser, through and through
There were two outs, and a man on first base,
As Kennedy pushed himself to his feet.
Our hopes were dismal as he took his place,
And everyone said he looked slightly beat.
He stood like a stone; felt the first fastball’s heat,
“Strike one!” We all heard. And then a “Strike two!”
He looked gone and lost, like he couldn’t compete;
This man was a loser, through and through.
A double spillover? We looked at the clock.
Kennedy readjusted, tense but unbowed,
And met the next pitch with a titanic knock.
The ball raced away, disappeared in a cloud,
And Kennedy turned and spoke to the crowd
“Ask not what Mother Crab can do for you!”
Then he rounded the bases, beaming and proud.
This Loser a winner, through and through.
Kennedy Loser/IF-65.408

=== Marriage ===
Kennedy is married. This came as a surprise to many of the Crabs, who did not even realize that he was married to the person he kept bringing over to their gatherings, until the very day of ascension when he brought up in conversation, "I am going to miss my husband." Kennedy's husband is named Terry. They love each other very much. Terry doesn't really 'get' the whole blaseball thing, but hey, it's Ken's job, and they want to be supportive.
=== Terry is short for ===
Kennedy Loser/IF-67.460

===On Being A Loser===
Loser stated in an interview that while they were previously known as Loser Kennedy, they swapped their first and last names to avoid the Kennedy curse. They have also stated that their favorite part of any blaseball game is hearing a stadium shout "Loser! Loser! Loser!" and that they are "fueled by hate."
While they have successfully avoided the nominative phenomenon known as the "Kennedy curse," it is theorized that Kennedy has harbored a "Loser aura" since the name change, causing nearby batters—both on the Crabs and the opposing team—to make horrible mistakes. Although this theory has not yet been proven, it may help to explain why so many ground outs are hit to Kennedy Loser, and why they seem to be incapable of hitting a ball 90% of the time. Believers in the "Loser aura" are also split on whether it is connected to incidents of The Olde One seeming to speak through Loser.
Kevelyn Clambucket

was a player in the Shadows for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and was with the team from the Endseason until Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Clambucket joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams as the Sunbeams' Playoff Birth.
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Playoff Births
Kevelyn Jeff

is a player in the Shadows for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and has been with the team since , Day 24.
==Official League Records==
Jeff joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings on , Day 24 after the incineration of Yong Wright.
On Season 22, Day 33, Jeff retreated to the Wild Wings' Shadows in exchange for Huber Frumple at Basin of Mexico Park via the .
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Kevelyn Jeff is a genie- or, well, he was a genie and very much wishes to be one again. Kevelyn lost his original lamp and got banned from wish-granting due to a bad decision and a lost bet (which also resulted in him being drafted to the Wild Wing’s possible players list). One of the many Cell Barajas currently owns the lamp, which is hidden somewhere in her giant horde in the rafters of the Bucket. Kevelyn currently lives in a used orange soda can and spends much of his free time attempting to get his real lamp back.
The rest of Kevelyn’s free time is spent doing practical jokes. They always backfire on him, archived on a very popular tlik-tok run by Rafael Davids. 
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Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Khalid Spinoza

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Records==
Spinoza was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
During the Party Planning election, Spinoza attended the Jazz Hands' Mixer, resulting in a combined star increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Khulan Sagaba

is a player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Sagaba has previously played for the Kansas City Breath Mints.
== Official League Records ==
Sagaba joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints on , Day 63 after the incineration of Jon Halifax.
On , Day 76, Sagaba retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Kina Larsen at the Kansas City FreshDome via the .
During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, Sagaba fell to the Canada Moist Talkers.
On Season 2, Day 56, during a Solar Eclipse (Blue) a Rogue Umpire ruled in Sagaba's favour boosting their Attributes.
During the Season 2 elections, as a result of the Talkers' Wind Spirits Blessing, Sagaba's Defense and Running both increased by one star.
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Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Kick Rocks

Kick Rocks is the pitching coach and ritual magic expert of the Hades Tigers. Kick Rocks claims to be one of the greatest Blaseball pitchers to ever live. No one has bothered to confirm if this is true or not. Kick Rocks knows nothing but Blaseball, and has never been observed doing or talking about anything else.
Kick Rocks makes many important decisions for the Tigers beyond pitching coach duties, seemingly at random to outside observers -- but these decisions always seem to work out, and look genius in hindsight. Seeing this, the rest of the Tigers mostly take what was said on faith, treating Kick Rocks as almost an oracle; Kick Rocks denies having any prescient abilities, simply saying "Kick Rocks get a lot of good hunches." Many Tigers players, including Yazmin Mason and Randy Callisto, have taken to approaching Kick Rocks for personal advice as well.
English is not Kick Rocks's first language. (Kick Rocks's first language is a demonic tongue whose mere name drives mortals to gibbering madness.) This sometimes results in miscommunication, famously including summoning Jessica Telephone after Fearful Symmetry requested a telephone for her desk.
Category:Hades Tigers
Category:Coaches
Kiki Familia

was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers and has joined the team on , Day 32 after replacing Elijah Bates due to incineration. Familia was incinerated , Day 33, and was replaced by Quack Enjoyable.
==Official League Records==
Familia holds the record for shortest time playing in Internet League Blaseball, having played for 5 1/3 innings split across two games. This record is unlikely to be beaten. In her short career, Familia had 2 at-bats, hitting one flyout and one triple, giving her the records for career batting average at 0.500 and career on-base plus slugging of 2.0. Familia also caught 1 flyout on defense.
===Hall Stars appearance and Release===
Due in part to Familia's notoriety as the shortest career record holder, fans quickly offered tribute and pushed Familia near the top of the Hall of Flame leaderboard. As a result, Familia joined The Hall Stars for the events of , Day X. Following The Hall Stars' win over THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, Familia was Released from the ILB.
==Time with the Moist Talkers==
Originally an inspector from the Canadian Centre for Occupational Health and Safety (CCOHS), Familia was forced to join the league after their attempts to contact the league’s leadership in regards to the league’s rogue umpires and player incinerations were stymied. Familia’s goals were twofold, investigate the league to determine if the player incinerations were in willful violations of the CCOHS bylaws (such as ordinance prohibiting channeling of energy in recreational events) and to help establish a blaseball player’s union to aid in collective bargaining for the clearly disenfranchised players. Both goals went unachieved however, when Familia was unceremoniously incinerated after participating in their first game. It is unconfirmed if this unique event occurred in part due to the league’s owners discovering Familia’s plans or simply unfortunate happenstance. Eyewitnesses to the event claimed that upon incinerating Familia, the rogue umpire responsible which deviates from the events of multiple other incinerations.
==Trivia==
*Familia has sensorineural hearing loss.
*Familia's signature bat was immediately bequeathed to Quack Enjoyable upon their incineration and is imbued with their essence and magicks.
*Familia’s “Magical Girl” ensemble is due in part to a history of arcane training and above average fashion sense.
*Some reports state that upon joining the Hall Stars Familia simply pointed up at the The Shelled One and whispered the word “Justice”.
==Fan Works==
===Videos===
*The Hall Stars by Olive
===Art===
File:Kiki by aves.jpg|by @avery_helm
File:09KikiFamilia.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Kiki familia.png|Workers Rights! by @Fancymancer
File:Kiki!!!.png|by 
File:PlomKiki.png|Kiki asks you to dance at hlomecoming, by @Hetreasky
File:A278E397-86FC-411D-91F5-F9096C05E069.png|Kiki Familia by 
File:Kiki Tloppsswap.png|Kiki with a catfish companion by 
File:Blaseball release speedrun any%'s reigning champ.jpg|Tlopps card by @alienmandy_
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Category:Players
Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Resurrected Players
Kiki Junior Jr.

is a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, and has been with the team since Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Junior Jr. joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Boston Flowers as the Flowers' Playoff Birth.
During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, Junior Jr. fell to the San Francisco Lovers.
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Category:Playoff Births
Category:Former Shadows Players
Kina Larsen

was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Larsen joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints with .
During the , Larsen joined the Kansas City Breath Mints' lineup in exchange for Grey Alvarado as a result of the Breath Mints' will.
On , Day 16, Larsen's thwackability was siphoned by Philly Pies pitcher Tiana Takahashi in a game with Blooddrain weather.
During the Larsen was given the modification as part of the seasonal reading.
On , Day 17, Larsen's defensive ability was siphoned by Dallas Steaks pitcher Leach Herman in a game with Blooddrain weather.
On , Day 84, Larsen retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Leach Ingram at the Kansas City FreshDome via the Ratified . On Day 95, Larsen joined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for Lucas Petty via the Kansas City FreshDome's .
On , Day 105, Larsen retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Lucas Petty as a result of the Kansas City FreshDome's .
Over the course of , Larsen entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows three times as a result of Kansas City FreshDome Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.
==Chants==
*Eyyyyyyy
*I Kina like Kina!
*Hit the buckets Kina!
*Larseny! (when stealing)
==Fan Works==
===Gallery===
File:Kina numbers.png|Kina Larsen by Discord user Numbersninja#7987
File:KinaLarsen pen.png|Kina Larsen by @fraymyst (@epipencils)
File:Kina pen.jpg|Kina Larsen by @fraymyst (@epipencils)
File:Kina toasts.jpg|Kina Larsen by @goatedtoasts
File:KinaLarsen HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:Detectives.png|Uncle Plasma and Kina Larsen by @gaymaul
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Former Shadows Players
Kina Larsen/IF-25.523

Born in the Kansas City suburbs as a human, Kina Larsen lived a fairly normal life throughout eir school years. It held decent grades, had a good group of friends, and was seemingly on track to go on to the University of Mlissouri for veterinary science.
But what Larsen never let on is that ey didn't want to live a normal life with a degree or a 9-5 job, shi felt as if shi was destined for so much more and craved to make eir own path in the world. After its high school graduation, Larsen left home, not for the University of Mlissouri, but instead to sign with the Kansas City Breath Mints during to follow hir dream of an exciting life.
Larsen became a part of the Breath Mints, but unfortunately would not see active play until . Meanwhile, while in the Breath Mints' shadows, Larsen kept itself busy by working hir two jobs: part-time tattoo artist (which Larsen discovered it has both a talent and love for) and part-time dogsitter. During the elections, after season after season of sitting on the sidelines, one can only imagine the smile on Larsen's face as it was pulled from the shadows to finally participate the splort shi loved with the team ey loved even more.
Nowadays, Kina Larsen is a friendly face known throughout Kansas City known for its warm smile and tattooed arms, and a strong presence on the team. Ey can commonly been seen hanging out with fellow teammates Hewitt Best, Rodriguez Internet, and Marco Stink, as the latter three had quickly and wholeheartedly accepted Larsen into their former trio, now becoming the "Fresh Four".
Kina Larsen/IF-27.169

Kina Larsen is noted for hir deepseated love for Almond Joys. An Almond Joy is a candy bar manufactured by , consisting of whole almonds and sweetened, shredded coconut covered in milk chocolate. The company also produces Mounds, a similar confection that omits the almonds and is coated in dark chocolate. This is irrelevant, as Kina does not like Mounds, shi likes Almond Joys.
Kina Larsen loves Almond Joys. At any one time, Kina Larsen is always either opening an Almond Joy, eating an Almond Joy, or throwing away an Almond Joy wrapper in order to free up hir hands to get a new Almond Joy. None of the Breath Mints have ever heard Kina speak without having at least one Almond Joy in hir mouth. In fact, Kina hirself often has trouble understanding other people if they, too, are not trying to speak through several layers of milk chocolate, coconut, and almonds. 
Kina's steady contributions have single-handedly kept the Almond Joy factory in business in downtown Kansas City, and the company is currently considering moving headquarters next to The Meadow to reduce Kina's commute to them.
Kina Larsen/IF-29.385

==History==
Kina Larsen is an energetic and determined young human who first joined the Breath Mints’ active roster in the .
In it’s first game of active play with the Breath Mints, Larsen hit a home run into the , a feat no other Breath Mints player had yet been able to achieve. After the game, Larsen informed press that in addition to blaseball, ey enjoyed playing in hir free time. Larsen also asked if anyone had any almond joys on hand. When told no, Larsen promptly left.
==Career as a Seeker==
During , after Larsen became a , Uncle Plasma began mentoring em as a junior detective, taking it under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous players, while Plasma had found exactly zero clues over over the course of his career with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma would only glow with pride, and was said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe.
In addition to seeking out teammates, Larsen also enjoys searching for wild mint (though it notably avoids spearmint), driftwood, and of course, almond joys. 
Larsen is the reigning multi-season champion of the Breath Mints annual scavenger hunt, earning the distrust of Max Betmint, who arranges the games as a test to see who he should be wary of. Though unconfirmed, it is rumored that this may have something to do with Larsen’s relegation to the Breath Mints’ Shadows for several periods during eir career.
===Plasma’s Vaulting===
During the , the Boss announced that Plasma and Liquid Friend's Investigation was completed; immediately sending them both to the Vault. Larsen was distraught over the sudden disappearance of hir mentor, and began desperately searching Plasma’s room for clues. In eir search Larsen discovered many stacks of Plasma’s notes, several cups of stale coffee, and a large store of almond joys in a locked chest. However, the only actual clue found was a single red herring.
Larsen has not given up hope in retrieving Plasma, and was reportedly seen determinedly staring towards the Vault alongside Uncle Plasma IX during the Breath Mints’ navigation out of the Hall in , fearless even in the face of the encroaching Horizon.
Kingston Heap

was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and competed in Gamma 2.
== Official League Record ==
Heap was first seen as a player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
On Gamma 2, Season 2, Day 35, Heap joined the Moist Talkers' lineup in exchange for Zenith Godfield due to Night.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Canada Moist Talkers Short Circuits Players
Kinsley Rossi

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Record==
Rossi was first seen as a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 Midseason election, Rossi's defense stat increased as a result of the Eye Warmers amplification, resulting in a defense stat increase.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Kirby Izquierda

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 1.
==Official League Record==
Izquierda joined Internet League Blaseball as a Lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias at the start of Gamma 1.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Izquierda's batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles decree, resulting in a batting stat increase.
The Gamma 1 Feed was revealed to Fans on October 26th, 2021, revealing Izquierda's history.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Kirkland Sobremesa

was a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from until Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Sobremesa joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic with .
During the , Sobremesa's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the blessing, resulting in Sobremesa becoming an , gaining the modification, and a combined stat increase.
During the , Sobremesa lost the Negative modification as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 104, Sobremesa joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Bevan Wise due to Night.
On , Day 33, Sobremesa retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Bevan Wise at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the .
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Former Shadows Players
Kirkland Sobremesa/IF-31.774

=== The Fungal Shopkeeper ===
Kirkland is a network of bioluminescent mushrooms that can take the form of a humanoid figure when ey needs to interact with other players/people in the park. Many believe this is mostly for the comfort of others as ey does not need to talk to communicate.
Sobremesa runs a shop in Yellowstone, selling various items ey collected with eir uncanny knack of finding just the right things. Kirk joined the team on accident after a miscommunication about delivering an order to Bevan Wise, at which point, ey saw the team needed someone to step in. During interviews, Sobremesa has stated ey want to help take care of all the people ey watched help out around the park, despite eir limited understanding of blaseball as an actual sport.
Kit Ratoon

is a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Ratoon has previously played for the Ohio Worms.
==Official League Records==
Ratoon joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.
During the , Ratoon's pitching was boosted as a result of the blessing.
During the , Ratoon's batting was boosted as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 74, Ratoon joined the Worms' lineup in exchange for Ephraim Ladd due to Night.
During the November 4, 2022 Fall Ball, Ratoon fell to the Atlantis Georgias.
==Fan Works==
Kit Ratoon by wayslidecool.png|alt=Digital artwork of Kit Ratoon. Kit is a Welsh dryad made from petrified wood, with many masks carved into his body. He is holding a knife in his left hand, and a partially carved mask with his right hand. He has a grin on his face, and various parts of his body are glowing blue.|by , design by 
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Category:Former Shadows Players
Kit Schenn

was a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from the Endseason until Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Schenn joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints as the Breath Mints' Overbracket Playoff Birth.
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Playoff Births
Kit Seraph

is a player for the LA Unlimited Tacos, and has been with the team since Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Seraph joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Ohio Worms as the Worms' Underbracket Playoff Birth.
During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Seraph fell to the LA Unlimited Tacos.
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Category:Playoff Births