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Kirby's Triple Deluxe

I was an intern at HAL Labratories. We heard that we were going to be working on a new Kirby game. I got excited, as I was kind of upset with Kirby's Epic Yarn (Note: I was not an intern at the time). After several months of working, we got to see the gameplay. It started out with kirby climbing up a vine, but as he climbed higher and higher, we started seeing blood and dead, mangled Waddle Dees. When Kirby got to the top he looked off into the distance at King Dedede's castle, which was burning. Dedede walked out, engulfed in flames, and looked at Kirby. Kirby gave Dedede a huge grin with sharp teeth. Dedede said "Why, Kirby?". Kirby Inhaled the corpse of a Waddle Doo and split Dedede's face open with beam. Blood and brain matter shot out everywhere. It was horrifying.
Kirby looked at the screen with hollow, black, bleeding eyes. Then the game started. Whenever Kirby inhailed an enemy, I could hear them let out a horrifying human-like scream I heard bones cracking. When Kirby swallowed the enemy, a blood-curdling, ear-piercing scream was heard, followed by bones cracking and and sizzling (Assumably the sizzling from the enemy being digested). If I inhaled and spit out an enemy, Kirby would throw up blood. As I walked down a long, seemingly infinite road, Blood covered the streets, Waddle Dees and Doos where hung from trees with their intestines being ripped out by Scarfies.
Then, the end of the level. Oh Jesus Christ, the end of the level! When I got there, The whole screen turned to static and all I can see was Kirby. He said "Thank you for helping me kill them!" then something horrifying happened. Pictures of men with their jaws being blown off by a shotgun where shown. I threw up.
I ran to the bathroom to wash up. When I looked in the mirror, I saw Kirby holding my brother's head on a stake! He looked at me... he told me... "You're Next!".
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Vidya games
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Kirby.RR 2

Hi its me again. I have figured out how to end this curse now. I must return to my house and destroy the cartridge. That doll must be guarding it but i have to pass him and break it.
(2 hours and 6 miles later)
i am outside and i will break and destroy it. I see the doll, maybe i can destract him so i can break it. Im in now and i can see they can multiply. I distracted the original doll, but he left a clone to guard it. This is gonna be harder than i thoght.
i snuck inside my kitchen, and found a meat tenderiser. It will work. I took it and SMASHED the clone. He left 2 more behind. Im screwed. I took it and smashed the cartridge and i heard a voice, "you have doomed us all. It can only be destroyed with no consequence if you use fire you idiot." I looked behind me and saw a scared kirby.RR clone. He said "bring me, and run. Together we can fix this true evil you have unleashed."
I did not know if i could trust him. But i grabed the clone, and ran. I ran to my hideout and said "what was that evil, and how do we destroy him, and Kirby.RR forever?" He said it was a more powerful enemy from the game that he refferd to as DeDeDe.RR he said we need to go to the first version of kirby.RR, The original Gameboy version. He said it was located far away in californa, so we would need a car. So i hotwired a car and we began the long journey.
On the way there, We encountered DeDeDe.RR! I started driving as fast as the car could go but he was multiplying! He was gaining, and suddenly the doll generated a ball of flames in his hands, and threw it at a clone, he duplicated twice, and i grabbed a gun that was in a car, and we started getting rid of them. After about 5 minutes there was one less. I put the car in reverse for a second, and ran over the last one. Kirby said that they would keep coming, untill truely destroyed or we were dead. In about 5 more hours, we were finaly there, a abandoned nintendo building. He said there will be more enemys in there as well, but they are weaker without the switch version. So we got out and entered the building...
to be contenued in part three
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:BATTELS
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Kirby.RR Bad Ending

So im a big kirby fan. I also make creepypastas. I have every kirby game, and when kirby and the forgoton land was announced, i went crazy. I kept on pestering nintendo to let me beta test it, but litte did i know they had been hacked, to this day, we dont know who. One day, they finaly said yes so i was very happy.
(4-8 days later)
It is finaly here!! The boxes return label is scratched off, and i opened the box, and ther was the game case, but it was black, and had only the word "beta" written on it. I opened it up, and there was a note, i was planning to read it after playing some, and the cartridge, what has no lable, and looked deeply damaged, i hoped it still worked.
I put it in my switch and was praying for it to work, and a warning poped up on it that said, "suspisious cartridge detected, install anyways?" I said yes, and a new icon poped up on it that was just black, and labled "KIRBY.RR" i thoght it was just a beta thing so i contenued opening the game, and i did and what the start screen looked like was a forrest with a green banner over it saying "Kirby and the forgoton land, press + to start" with a smiling kirby on it, i started the game and for a second, the forrest was on fire, the banner was red, and kirby has red dripping eyes, WITH A DEAD, BLEEDING WADDEL DEE NEXT TO HIM!!! I shrugged it off as an easter egg, and contenued. There was a file select screen so i started file one, it showed kirby washing up on the shore of the forgotton island, and after that he looked very mad. I gained controll of him and i walked around untill i found an enemy, i inhaled it, and i heard a scream, and kirby spat out blood!!
I powered off my switch and just sat there wondering what the actual frick this was. I thoght maybe nintendo was trying to get at me for spam mailing them untill they sent it. I powered it back on and kirby faced the screen and a text bubbel showed up next to him and it said, "THEIR IS NO ESCAPE, TRY AGAIN AND YOU WILL FEEL TRUE PAIN" and i said "what the heck is this?!?!" And suddenly kirby answered "your worst mightmare" while creepily smiling at me
I had to contenue. Every enemy i inhaled, he looked more cursed. When i inhaled the tenth enemy, the forest caught on fire, and it looked just like the title screen, and he lunged at the screen, and the switch caught on fire, i threw it out my window, and i heard in a creepy voice "your next" behind me.
I ignored it but it was a clay kirby doll.
He ate me
The end
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Kirby.RR Good ending

So im a big kirby fan. I also make creepypastas, but they are all rejected. I have every kirby game, and when kirby and the forgoton land was announced, i went crazy. I kept on pestering nintendo to let me beta test it, but litte did i know they had been hacked, to this day, we dont know who. One day, they finaly said yes so i was very happy.
(4-8 days later)
It is finaly here!! The boxes return label is scratched off, and i opened the box, and ther was the game case, but it was black, and had only the word "beta" written on it. I opened it up, and there was a note, so i read it. It said 
ear buyer, it is to late for me, he has most likely found me by now but you must destroy the cartridge, the only way is with fire, do not try any other way or you will release something even worse. You are my last chance. If you put it in a switch, he will hunt you, you must remain hiding for at least a year, or find a way to destroy him from the begining, lots of regrets
Chad"
so i threw it in the fireplace.
The end
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Kirby: Right Back At Ya! Lost Episode

So ya, you know about this Kirby show, "Kirby: Right Back At Ya!"? Well your not going to believe this, but I farted! Wait, that was unrelated to the pasta! This doesn't make sense at all. Wait-What was I talking about? Oh yes. So one day, I was at this garage sale, and it sold many things, NES games, Unused Consoles in good condition, and so much stuff. But there was a VHS section, and I found a VHS that says "Kirby: Right Back At Ya Lost Episode!"
I then took the VHS in the counter and ask to buy it. They told me that it was haunted, and the writers commited suicide after making the episode. I then said "I don't freaking care you jerk." I then punched him in the stomach, and told him to make me buy the VHS. He then said yes, and took the money. (I didn't pay tax cause why the hell would be tax in garage/yard sales?)
I then went home to put my VHS into my player (It was a really good, working one. IDEK why there are good conditioned old things now.) There was no prolouge. I guess those Japanese writers were bored. The intro started off as normal, except that the colors were all red, and the sound was a little static and low pitched. The episode started off as normal. (BTW, before I bought the VHS, the person told me the title was Kirby Gets Killed, which I didn't even know why that would be on a kids TV show) Anyways, Kirby walks around town, and things started to get messed up. (cliche time!) Everything was hyper-realistic, all the characters had bloodshot eyes, and I heard voices like "You're going to die" and "Don't watch the episode" and "Please help." Then, All the characters came in, took knives, and everybody in the town died. Then King Dedede then came in and find out everyone's dead. So, he got whatever he want until Kirby came in and killed him. Then he fell down a cliff and died. And everyone died in the episode. Then, a message in japanese that said "あなたの後ろに見てはいけない." I translated it, and it said "DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU." I did and then a bomb came into my house and exploded and everybody died! Teh end.
PS: YOU'RE NEXT 
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Satire
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Category:Trollpasta
Kirby & the Amazing Horror

One day, Playing with my GBA from the PC, I noticed that my kirby game (The amazing mirror) was missing, I asked my brother if he still deleted it, he said yes, then I went to download it, I do not remember the link of the page, but it seemed normal.
I downloaded it, when I started the game as always, I had the beginning, the opening and that, when I was going to click on the "enter" key, I got the Kirby logo, very ugly, it said "Kirby the amazing horror" that in Spanish would be "Kirby y el maravilloso horror" the background went macabre, Kirby came out with the sword Galaxia (the Metal Knight) stabbing the other kirbys of other colors on a black background where the floor was blood red... This scared me, but I kept playing.
but that was one of my mistakes, starting the game like any other, but seeing that Kirby did not have the other kirbys left me scared, Kirby instead of swallowing the enemies killed them sadistically and abnormally as a psychopath Kirby grabbed the sword and the embedded in the head, began to throw blood as if it were a source, to see it that way, terrify me as every fan of kirby would do to see it that way.
Then I turned off the PC, to turn it on, I left the game of GBA already opened, I played and everything was normal, until I arrive with the first boss, which would be the one in zone 2, Kirby raised the sword and crossed it to boss 2 (which was a rock tree) ...The tree vomited blood, Kirby goes crazy and starts flying across the screen, the music was gloomy as if it had dying voices in the song moaning and crying pity... Kirby died and the game was closed, when I saw in the wallpaper of my PC, it said "Thanks for Playing" and in the background I was Kirby smiling macabre mind... since then I do not play or download games with hack, and in the end I deleted the game and the background never changed, I could not, in short, it was a terrifying experience that I do not want to have again.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Kirby sixty-fourror

Ok, so I'm a nostalgia type of guy. I like retro games, sue me. So, anyways, I bought a Nintendo 64 off of a site where you buy stuff from others. When it got delivered, I had my friends Kyle and Tom play with me. When they left, I saw a Kirby 64 cartridge on my couch. I thought Kyle or Tom had dropped it, but I started playing. When I popped it in, nothing looked wrong. The title screen looked normal. Then, on the first level, everything was black and white. I thought maybe it was a glitch, or my TV wasn't working. When I swallowed enemies, red circles started forming around Kirby's mouth. Then, when I used one of my powers on enemies, blood splattered everywhere! When I finished the level, I was taken to the *SPOILERS* zero 2 boss fight. but it was different. Kirby had a creepy smile with red eyes.*SPOILERS* When I defeated him, a picture of the creepy Kirby popped on screen. Words popped on screen saying, "run. he is coming for you." Then, the game crashed. I figured it was hacked and gave the game to Tom. Because I'm nice like that. Later, I found out that it was indeed hacked.....by Kyle. And so, that was the end.......... or was it?
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Kirby star axis

I was playing my favorite game, axis and allies, with my only three friends when a mysterious package arrived. I hadn't ordered anything and my birthday was on the other side of the year so I grabbed a mask before opening it Incase it was a form of bioterrorism. When I opened it I noticed it was Kirby star allies. also inside was a note that said "take this as a form of good will." We finished the game and started playing it on  one of my friend's switches. When we started the game the logo said Kirby star axis. Also the heart of void termana, aka dark matter, was pink. All the Jamba hearts were pink. Even the fire in dedede's eye when he is possessed is pink. The heart that touches Kirby and turns pink, that failes to possess him but instead gives him the power to possess people, started out pink and turned purple. After we saw this I told my friends that this must be a bootleg so we should hope it is like psycho Walluigi not Sonic adventure 7. When we actually played the game I was clumsy enough to hit three first waddle Dee. I simply walked right through him with no problem. When I got to the sword knight, he didn't attack me. I inhaled him but I told my friends not to spawn. When the poppy bros. Jr jumped out he didn't even spawn a bomb. I tried to throw a friend heart at him, but when I hit the button to spawn one, it spawned a Jamba heart. Suddenly, when the cutscenes forced the heart on him, the guy turned evil and spawned a bomb. My friend hit the button to join and took control of the bomb guy. When I ran into him, we both took damage. I realized what was happening then. I threw a heart at a burning leo and one at a parosoul waddle Dee. If any of us touched, we would both take damage, even if it was player two to player three. There was a fire guy who was attacking so I walked into the fire, which didn't hurt me. I held up on the joy con and became sizzle sword. We then realized that this game would be boring but we decided we needed to fight a tree and a penguin. Kirby fans know who I'm talking about. We got to the whispy woods fight. He wouldn't attack any of us. I threw a Jamba heart at him and then the fight started. The fight played like normal, but when we killed him, he dropped a friend heart. We did the same thing to dedede's before we got need of almost killing each other. We took out the game and threw it away from my house.
 "Wanna come over tomorrow to play axis and allies again" I said as they were leaving.
 ‎"sure, but no Jamba hearts or apokilipses from meteorites"
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Trollpasta
Kirbys Return to Hell

I thought I was a person of sanity and logic, until today.
I heared there was a knife attack on an man. He refused to tell people what happened and who did it. After I read it in the newspaper I went in the garden and there was a man with dried blood everywhere and he threw a wii game at my feet and ran away. It's cover was all black and the cd had no picture, it was just "Kirbys return to Dreamland" written on it with weird writing in red and the other side was scratched. I called my friend, let's call him John, who lives in the same building. We played it and went to world 2 he was Meta Knight and I accidently ate him. But he stayed gone and his remote didn't work anymore. My father was electrician and he examined it and said that there is nothing wrong except that it didn't work. We bought a new one and the same thing happened with Dedede and the Waddle Dee. When we reached the final boss Magolor, instead of his name it was BLOOD written on the health bar. The game crashed and the Wii started to smoke.
I examined the disc because it may be broken and I accidentally dropped it. Strangely, it flew like a frisbee to John and decapitated him. His blood filled the scratches and I could read a text on them: John was the killer. It all makes sense now! He killed people and tried to kill that man but he was a wizard so he survived and killed him with the only way no one would suspect murder: With magic. He cursed the disc and it was his plan to kill him. It successesed. The man who gave me the game was him. But I won't let him be dead. As long as I continue his job he will stay alive. Because I am him now. Call me John. John the killer. Now I'm gonna kill the man. You are next.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Kirlia Wants to Leave

I bought the Pokémon Diamond game from eBay a few days ago. I played on it for a while.
"A wild Kirlia appeared!" the screen said.
"Go! Roselia! What will Roselia do?"
I pressed 'Fight' then I pressed 'Giga drain'.
Roselia had used Giga drain, but the screen went black, then went to its normal color.
"You want to hurt me, don't you?" Kirlia had said.
What? Pokémon don't talk.
Anyways, the words 'YES' or 'NO' came up, and I pressed 'NO'.
"You're lying."
I went to the items. I searched through the pokeballs, and found an ultra ball.
Within a few seconds, I had caught the Kirlia.
After that, I saved the game and turned off my DS lite. I never wanted to play that game again.
A few months later. I turned on my DS lite. I wanted to see how my Pokémon were doing.
I clicked 'Pokémon'.
"Kirlia wants to say something." the screen said. That was odd...
"You abandoned me. You have never loved me since the day you caught me.
I killed all your pokemon. Except for one, which you'll need it to battle with me..." Kirlia said.
"Kirlia wants to battle."
I sent out Colin, a Honchcrow.
Colin had used fly.
"Stop right now."
Kirlia used Kill.
"Say goodbye..."
Colin had died...
"I'm never going back. Ever."
The screen went black, then it went to the main screen. There was no saved file so I selected 'New Game'.
Everything was normal, until a wild Kirlia appeared...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Kitchen Nightmares

Did you know that the violin noise made whenever Gordon Ramsay is intensely aggravated and shocked isn't edited in? Gordon Ramsay literally makes that noise himself. He just does that. Like a fucked up mating call from a bird, except he is angry and a Scottish man. Although he may use it as a mating call as well. He probably does.
As a matter of fact the producers have asked him to tone it down on several occasions, but he just starts making more violin noises at them until they are fearful and give up. It is theorized that he makes this noise on American television and not shows that he is on in the UK because he is intentionally trying to make as many Americans suffer as possible. Or mate with them. Probably both.
It is also confirmed that he wears a wig and underneath a French rat is always on top of his head in secret. This isn't a Ratatououlliee reference by the way. It doesn't control his body such as how Sasori would his puppets for example (where PIXAR drew inspiration for Ratatouououlllree). Nor does the rat help him cook in any way to our knowledge. It actually obstructs the cooking process significantly. He just demands that a French rat be hidden on his head at all times.
If a rat that isn't French is provided he will somehow instantly know and start screaming incoherently at everyone on set until a French rat is brought to him. Sometimes he even asks for a smaller French rat to be placed on the larger French rat before being placed on his head. When asked why he does this he just aggressively makes violin noises until the inquiring party gives up.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Animulz
Category:Shortpasta
Kitchen Nightmares: Episode 0

we all know and most of us love kitchen nightmares. a show where gorden ramsey vists failing resotraunts and tries to save them.well one day i was walking down the street where i saw a garage sale. there was some old white grandpa that looked like he was in his early 80s. while i was walking around i saw a vhs tape called kitchen nightmares the unaired truth. that was odd because kitchen nightmares was made WAY after vhs tapes dead. i bought it then walked home. i popped it inside my old rusty vhs player that i have for some reason. and the episode becan. the beggining was the narrotor talking about a resurant called. timmy's tumors. the owners were timmy and his brother jimmy. When gordan arived he greeted gordon. gordan asked them why they thought they where falling. thye said "our food is good but we are to poor to clean the place so its dirty" gordan then sat down the tried to the food. he ordered a burger but when we cut to kitchen it showed timmy being very mad he turned towards the camera and said "get that camera out of my face" it then shows jimmy attacking the camera guy with a chainsaw. i thought "who keeps a chainsaw in a resturant let alone a kitchen. I kept watching though. then it shows a seperate camera and shows timmy taking his meat and turning it into a burger patty. "wow that has never been done before" i thought. It then cut to gordan trying the burger. "wow this tastes amazing" he said im glad you liked it said the waitress. then it shows timmy coming out. gordan asked what is in this burger. Your camera man said timmy. gordan laughed a little and asked what the was REALLY in the burger. timmy grabbed a nife and stabbed gordan to dead. timmy then looked at me and said your next. i watches enough vhs tapes to know that im not next. 10 years later i was dying of cancer. while i was sitting in my bed i saw timmy walk in. I was so sacred i pooped and threw t at jimmy. He ate it in one big bit. he then said "i told you your where next" NO i said i thought that was just a generic thing creepypastas say to seem scary. He then unplugged my life support and i died. don't watch this episode. even though you don't know what episode it is until you watch it but anyways. DON"T WATCH KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EVER AGAIN OHOHOHOHOH.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta