Peri.avi

November 26, 2019
I thought this was over, but apparently not.
Five years after I saw that horrific USB, I was playing Division Rivals in FIFA 20, when, after the match ended, I felt something in my throat, and vomited on the floor because I didn't have enough time to get to the toilet. I looked down on my own puddle of vomit to find a USB labeled "Peri.avi".
"This shit again?" I said.
I dried out all of the vomit on the USB and plugged it into my brand new laptop out of curiousity. There was a file in the USB drive named "Peri.avi". I clicked on the file, and the video began to play.
How I wish I would go back in time to prevent myself from doing that...
== The Video ==
To my surprise, it was Spliced.
"So that's why the filename was Peri.avi." I thought. Unlike Jimmy Two-Shoes, I never watched Spliced back in 2009, but I did watch it on Cartoon Network back in 2015. Anyway, the intro was, you guessed it, normal. However, the moment the intro ended, it played again, but this time in reverse. After it ended, I pressed on.
The title card didn't come up like it should, making the episode next to impossible to remember. And not to mention that it's in HD and the episode was just created this year, despite Spliced being cancelled in 2010. It started out with Entree opening the door to Peri's house, only to almost get shot by Peri, who happened to be pissed and wielding a pistol.
"FUCK OFF, ENTREE! I FUCKING HATE YOU NOW!" Peri yelled out. He also had Sonic.exe eyes with blood coming out of them.
This straight-up appalled me because Spliced was made for kids. And this wasn't censored either.
"Peri, no! Please don't-" Entree said as his last words before Peri shot him in the heart, killing Entree.
Two Legs Joe witnessed Entree's death and yelled in fury:
"PERI, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU KILL ENTREE!?"
Peri then yelled more furiously than Joe:
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, JOE! ENTREE IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT LIKE YOU! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER HIS FATE, DEATH!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO-" Joe shouted as his last word, horrified, before getting shot in the head, leaving a mess of blood and brain matter.
It then showed Peri about to shoot Patricia with the same pistol he used to kill Entree.
"Peri, don't do this... I'm a very good friend of yours..." Patricia said, in tears.
"I don't give a fuck, bitch!" Peri said before pulling the trigger, killing Patricia.
It then showed Smarty Smarts building something, probably a robot, when, all of a sudden, Peri stabbed him in the back with a machete without warning.
"What the half-fuck is wrong with you, Peri?" Smarty Smarts said as his last words before he bled out and died.
The episode ended with no credits, just a black screen with red Finnish text saying:
"They were first, you are next! When you see the light of red, you're dead!"
==Aftermath==
I unplugged the USB furiously, crushed it with my foot harder and harder until it was nothing but little pieces of plastic and tossed the pieces down the shitter. However, before I did that, I archived the file on that USB, but I am not going to upload the file to YouTube because its content will get me suspended.
If you see a USB drive named "Peri.avi", never plug it in to your PC. Instead, take it to the trash where it belongs.
Thank God this is over...
...at least for now.
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