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Living Next Door to Alice

Living Next Door to Alice is a song originally performed by New Word, made popular by Smokie, and perfected by Roy Chubby Brown. It was released on a pair of 12" vinyl trousers, along with the b-side; Living Across the Street from the Post OfficeWhich was about how convenient it was to post and receive mail..
== History ==
Written by Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman in 1959, then forgotten again until 1975 when it came back to them via a collective dream.Brought on by intraveneously injecting themselves with empty hypodermic needles. They first came up with the idea when their manager locked them in a room and refused to let them out until they'd written a top-selling album.
For a while it was known by the working title Living Next Door to Mrs. Craven and Her Many Cats, before they decided to change the focus of the song to Chinn's other neighbour on the opposite side, which happened to be Alice.
The original lyrics also stated that the singer had been living next door to Alice for twenty thousand years. However, this was changed when a friend of the band pointed out that this was an absurd amount of time.
== Meaning ==
In the 1960s, 'living next door to Alice' was common slang for being incarcerated. This arose from the fact that prison walls of the era were built from a cheap metal called alicanium, dubbed 'Alice' by the inmates. The songwriters insist they weren't aware of this, and it was just about a real neighbour that Nicky Chinn had.But you can make up your own mind.
== The Real Alice ==
When speaking about his old old neighbour, Chinn said:
In the 1990s a BBC documentary spearheaded by Super Mario managed to track down the real Alice. They discovered her under the table in an Israeli McDonald's Restaurant. She was found to be quite fond of the song.Although she did suffer from a panic attack when they played it to her.
== Cover Versions ==
There have been hundreds of covers of Living Next Door to Alice, but Roy Chubby Brown released what is considered the definitive version. He completely rehauled the song. His fresh new lyrics posed a question that has baffled philosophers and canines for generations - namely - who the fuck is Alice?
Lauded as a masterpiece upon release, Chubby's version has been compared to Fisher Price for its intelligent and provocative ponderings on the nature of reality and identity.
Unknown Artist also did a version on their popular record; Unknown Album.
== Footnotes ==
Category:Australian music
Category:Songs
Category:1970s
Category:AGH MY EARS
Category:Horrible Moments in Music History
Llama Jesus

Llama Jesus is one of the llesser known Jesi, coming a distant fifteenth in a recent poll. Until recently, llittle was known of his powers or even existence, but in this world exclusive we reveal him to the masses.
Llama Jesus is otherwise known as Olivia.
==Birth==
Llama Jesus was born to an Ecuadorian Llama some time around the year 0. His birth was not marked with stars and wise men, merely a llarge spit in the face of an ancient relative of emperor Montezuma of the Aztecs. Similar to the effects of Werejesus, this llama spit is thought to invoke a minor miracle; causing the person or animal receiving the spit to become the Avatar of Llama Jesus. Llama Jesus can be found in your llocal deli section at your llocal supermarket. Bow down.
==Llife==
Llama Jesus set out from his home in the year of our furry llord 20. One may have thought that as a demi god on Earth he might have been more productive and been working miracles before the age of twenty. This was not the case. He was a Llama, after all.
The first action Llama Jesus undertook to be called a miracle worker was that of curing a llame woodsman of a broken foot. That Llama Jesus originally broke the mans foot by kicking it when attempting to be ridden is something more often glossed over than reported.
Llama Jesus in the year 50 went into hiding and was not seen again until the 1800s when he took on his roll of freedom fighter against the Spanish. That he could not cure the Clap with which they had infected the Native Americans we something of a problem; he instead helped their cause by Neutering Christopher Columbus by way of a particularly nasty Bite.
His only known follower was Zosha, a nerdy (and very shmart) 13 year old who llater crossed paths with Abraham Hitler, The Emperor of Canada. She immediately took action, and punched him in the face, while Llama Jesus ran away. Zosha was never heard from again, until she became Dame Judi Dench and successfully murdered Blythe Danner to rid herself of Oscar competition.
==Death==
Llama Jesus did not die, but walks among us now! He managed to possess the Flaming Llips to write a song about him in the 1980s; few people know that Shine On Sweet Jesus - Jesus song No.5 is actually based on Llama Jesus (and that the President of Venezuela is merely one of his guises)! The reason for recent conflicts with George Bush have not been, as many people believe, over Oil, but instead over which Jesus is better, Original Jesus or Llama Jesus. Llama Jesus can also be found in Tacos.
Note: Not to be confused with Lobster Jesus.
Category:Llamas
Category:Fictional Character Amalgamations
Llanllwni

Llanllwni (Y Wang Fawr) is a community located in Carmarthenshire, Wales, and has the enviable reputation of being the largest cock shaped village in the British Isles. It is said to be the only cock shaped village that is visible from space.
The resemblance of Llanllwni to a male member was first identified by Cosmonaut Yerosha in 1987 from the Soviet Bion 8 spacecraft. His exclamation "Боже мой! Это валлийский деревня выглядит как массивная вялый член!" loosely translates as "My God! That Welsh village looks like a massive flaccid cock!", and can be seen recorded in the logs for the mission in display at the Museum of Cosmonautics in Moscow.
Prior to the discovery of the hamlet in 1987 the coveted title of "biggest cock shaped village in the British Isles" was held by Maulden in Bedfordshire.
==Exports==
Despite the village's location over thirty miles inland, Llanllwni is famed for its links to naval history, producing some of the most notable seamen in British History, including the famed old salty sea-dog Horatio Hornblower. The amount of seamen produced in the area has been the subject of a number of reports though debate remains open as to the key reason. Whether it is due to their bawdy seafaring nature, many are ejected from the hamlet at the earliest opportunity, often through the requirement for severe rough-housing.
==Evidence for Medieval Settlement==
At Sans Pant Dans, to the south of Llanllwni village, there are earthworks indicating the site of a possible medieval timber castle of the motte and bailey form. Geoffrey of Monmouth on a visit to the area in 1132 describes in his Historia Regum Britanniae a large erection which loomed over the village.
==See Also==
* Asshat
* Twatt
Category:Welsh Category:Wales
Lleyton Hewitt

Lleyton Hewitt is an Australian semi-professional tennis player, instated into the world tour after pleading with the board to "come on." Married to wife Bec Cart-not-right and has one young child, MySpace. Hits the ball hard preferring to go down the line of the boundary, rather than over the line to score a 4 or 6. Unconventional playing style which frustrates his few fans. Has been known to look forward to getting home in time to order pizza. Frequently decides to sit down and have a drink and rest every few minutes to recover his energy which not only seems to be cheating, but aggravates his opponents. 
This has lead to the bad rapport he has with the Spanish. Not only do they spit at him in disgust while he is having his rest, they also grab their crotch to display their anger at Lleyton having his recovery session while they continue playing, exhausted and with no energy. Of course, minutes later Lleyton returns to the court and smacks them around the park. Rumors surfaced in 2003 he had an extra-marital affair with John Newcombe have yet to be proven but haven't been disproven either.
== The Conspiracy ==
Amazingly, not a single match that Hewitt has lost has been from his own error or because his opponent simply was more skilled. Which technically proves he is still the number 1 player in the world.
Hewitt is determined to expose the international conspiracy designed to prevent him from any further Grand Slams. Whether it be the "slow courts" at the Australian Open, designed to throw him off his game, or the linesman of African descent who was secretly siding with James Blake (also of African descent) to make sure Hewitt would falter at the US Open.
== Tennis Career (If you'd call it one) ==
Lleyton Hewitt grew up in the 3rd world country known as Adelaide, from a young age his parents (Lassie and a brick) they noticed he loved furry balls. This was the first steps towards gay rights, and his blossoming tennis career which lastest 1min and 17 seconds. Hewitt is an open supporter of the gay community and even has a record in the Guinness Book of Gays, with his famous quote "Cum On", in which he demands semen from his opponents.
Category:Really Angry People
Category:Australian sportspeople
Category:Tennis
pt:Lleyton Hewitt
Loco Roco

Loco Roco Was a poorly built game for the Commodore 64. It put you into the role of Loco Roco, a punk of a man who spat at crime and got all of the apple juice. Naturally, that was not what this article is about, but it is something nice to know. The game we are looking at is a colorful platformer on the Threepwood's Choice Handheld gaming system (also known as a PSP).
== History of Loco Roco ==
This game now available to download on select sites you can find on google is a charming? little two dimensional platformer in which you must die. You must meld together with other life-forms to destroy an almost harmless enemy that wants to make things turn black. It's not evil; they just like exterior design. You use your mind (or the L and R buttons if you are an idiot) to move the environment to get your little blue friend(s) to do your bidding.
== Reception ==
This game was reviewed by a set of cats, who praised it for its originality. Then it was reviewed by IGN, who said "This stupid game makes no sense. I'd rather watch an episode of The Simpsons than play this stagnant pool of a game." Obviously that was not written by IGN but by the crazed false Comedian Seth McFarlane who, drunk on his own sense of power (and booze) attacked the simpsons in any way possible. It's not his fault he does not understand comedy, it's his father's fault. And his no-good uncle.
=Characters in Loco Roco=
Loco- A small insignificant yellow...thing.
Roco- Loco's foil: A blue robot that makes pizza on demand
Professor Honeymelon- A traveling scientist who teaches fundamental Shintoism to Loco and Roco. He does it solely to make money. He is later shot.
Mrs. Loci - A woman from Sony Pictures who tries to interrupt the game in any way possible to get that 14 minutes of fame.
Category:Monsters
Category:Video games
ja:ロコロコ
Log in

Logging in is the process of signing in to Uncyclopedia. It is used commonly for editors who have a lot to hide. Because logging in hides people's IP addresses, people do it all the time. And logging in has the added benefit of creating a username.
== History ==
Logging in was invented by a computer geek who wanted to keep everything to himself. He saw that people would not stop touching his computer, so he created a system so that no one can touch his computer without his permission. It soon came to Mac computers, and was implemented by many websites that sought to dominate the world by collecting everyone's personal information. Eventually, Uncyclopedia filed a patent for the best login system that would succeed all the other logins that people used. It involved collecting the least personal information and using any personal information that is collected to write humorous articles.
== Examples of Logging in ==
== Why you should log in ==
The purpose of logging in is to hide all the annoying messages telling you that you need to login, including this one:
And this one:
== And if you do not log in ==
Then you will find yourself banned for life.
== But I do not want to log in ==
Then unfortunately, I have to give you this:
Category:Uncyclopedia
Logang

The Logang, also known as the Literal Organization Great at Nagging Gangsters, are an international terrorist gang based in Los Angeles. Initially founded in Ohio on 2013 by Mafia member Logan Paul, they peaked at around 20 million members in 2017. Despite steadily declining in influence since then, they have still caused havoc and chaos since then, primarily in Japan.
== History ==
The terrorist group was founded by Logan Paul in Ohio on 2013, just after the 2012 mass-extinction event, as a group of survivors seeking to rebuild Ohio. Initially small, with a membership of around 1-2 thousand, when Vine was introduced a few days later, the Logang was able to expand. By 2015, they were bordering on 100,000 members. When the Feds raided Vine headquarters in early 2016, Logan Paul moved the Logang, who were in a 500-sqft apartment at the time, into a spacious 3-acre base in Los Angeles, California. This enabled the Logang to finally have 100 thousand members, as they physically weren't able to recruit more members.
Since then, the Logang has expanded significantly, and as of 2024, has 23 million members. However, many sources have doubted this claim, as some people were forced to register into the terrorist group. The FBI has tried to send people to investigate there, but have not been able to crack the code to enter, which is Logan Paul has mad lit merch.
== Crimes ==
=== Propaganda ===
On December 2017, the Logang released a propaganda film which encouraged children to purchase the terrorist group's official merchandise. Local news organizations criticized the Logang for recklessly encouraging kids to complain to Santa Claus about their problems, when it was clear that doing so could be potentially lethal to the child. This resulted in the film being banned in most countries until Santa Claus done a press release which threatened to declare war on the Logang. Despite the leader, Logan Paul, agreeing to this, the film is still up as of 2024.
===Harassment===
Since the terrorist group's leader graced the Land of the Rising Sun in 2017, several of the terrorist group's low-level thugs have been sent to Japan to track people and recruit potential members. If anyone dares to criticize the mafia leader Logan Paul, these thugs are ordered to cause as much havoc and chaos, often under the guise of challenge videos.
Many of these thugs are never caught, but two of these, who were operating under the codenames Johnny Somali and Fidias, were apprehended in 2023 and 2024 respectively, with the former serving prison time. The Japanese government are seeking to train their army to recognize potential thugs with their recognizable cameras, manner-of-speech, and innocuous slang.
==See also==
*Dream (YouTuber)
Category:Terrorists
Category:Embarrassing Teenage Fads
Category:Bat Fuck Insane
Category:Clowns
Category:Idiots
Category:Cringe
Logic (rapper)

Logic (born January 22, 1990) is a rapper. He is most famous for telling people not to kill themselves. Due to his looks, he is considered to be the nephew of Anthony Fantano. He's been in the music industry since 2010, however, he didn't blow up until 2017 when he released a song about telling people not to kill themselves, and an album, Everyone. Asides from playing video games and rapping, he is also a terrible author, as seen in his album and book Supermarket. 
== Early life ==
Logic was born in Maryland on January 22, 1990. Due to his looks, he appears to be white. However, he has a African American father, thus making him biracial (in his penis). His parents suffered a lot, but Logic was able to reconnect with his father. He saw people distribute cocaine in his neighborhood, which could be the cause of his father suffering from an addiction. He tried to do very well in high school, but that never happened.
== Career ==
=== 2005-2012: Early career ===
At the age of 13, Logic met one of his friends. He became interested in rapping after watching Kill Bill, and the film score was produced by RZA, one of his favorite rappers. This changed his entire life and bought his first album, The Roots' You Want More. In 2009, he started rapping through his original moniker, Psychological. However, that name wasn't catchy enough, so he decided with his current name, Logic. He was able to open for very popular hip-hop acts like Ludacris and Pitbull but no one knew who he was.
== Discography ==
* Not The Queen Song (2014)
* Based on a True Story (2016)
* Everyone (2017)
* YSIV (2018)
* Supermarket (2019)
* Confessions of a Safe Mind on a Dancefloor (2019)
* The Queen Song (2020)
* Vinyl Days (2022)
* College Park (2023)
* That One Robot Album (2024)
== See also ==
* Bald
* A nice enough guy
* Murder
Category:Musicians
Category:Hip hop
Category:Bat Fuck Insane
Category:White people
Category:Rappers
Category:American musicians
Lol-iday

Lol-iday is a now defunct national holiday of Italy.
*First proclaimed by Caesar on September 30, 1677. 
*Last held on September 30, 1679.
*Not invented by Al Gore.
==History==
The tradition of Lol-iday started in archaic times under the rule of Julius Caesar (JC). Around the month of September many of the lollies made by the bush people of the Umpalepuay mountain were going to waste and so a national holiday was created so that there was a day for all of these wasted lollies to be eaten. This went fine until a certain tragic day. The Umpalepuay people had started to notice that JC had started to sell these lollies for a profit instead of giving them away as agreed. That night an army of cheese heads stormed JC`s palace and entered his chamber. Unfortunately they had gotten lost and actually invaded The Casino AL`s Palace in Las Angeles. The army was executed and the rest of the cheese heads were forced into pissing up flag poles. The holiday was henceforth glossed over and no-one talked of the event loudly ever again. 
This story has been put to music on the album Canadian Idiot by multi-platinum selling alternative-punk group Green Day.
==Lyrics to 'Lol-iday' by Green Day==
 Hear the sound of the candy boil
 As for us, the Umpalepuay toil
 The shame, these lollies are starting to spoil
 
 Hear the cry of the Umpalepuay
 "Let's go visit our Caesar today
 So he can give these fine lollies away"
 
 I declare that these lollies won't go to waste
 So I shall create, with great haste
 The Lol-iday
 
 Hear the sound of the treasury?
 Caesar's selling our fine, rural made candy
 We fight, which means we get the Umpalepuanian army 
 
 They went and stormed the palace (palace!)
 But for some strange reason they ended up in Las Vegas (Hey!)
 A bus, they were squashed by the Casino bus
 
 I declare that the Umpalepuanians will not be saved
 For all eternity, you shall be enslaved
 On Lol-iday
 
 "The representative from Umpalepuay has the floor"
 Zeig heil to the president Caesar
 Slavery is your punishment
 Pulverize our candy machines
 Which funded your revenue stream
 Bang bang, goes the broken gob-stopper
 Made by the Umpalepuay
 You tricked us behind our back
 Just to fund your kitten huffing way
 
 Just cause, just cause, because we lost our way...
 
 I declare that the Umpalepuanians fall from grace
 And the need to save my own face, that
 "This is the end of Lol-iday"
==See Also==
Category:Holidays
Category:Italy
London's Association of Women Drivers

The London's Association of Women Drivers (or LAWD) is a diabolical organization often compared to Nazi Germany, or Communist North Korea. The aim of the group is to terrorize the roads of London one driver at a time. World leaders have met on many occasions to discuss the best way to go about restraining the group. So far though, the group remains strong and menacing. You may think your safe, but when you lest expect it, there's the LAWD right in your face, because Nobody expects the London Association of Women Drivers!
==Nobody Expects the London Association of Women Drivers!==
Muahahahaha!!! Striking with extreme precision, their chief weapon is surprise. Yes, surprise...and efficiency. Their two main weapons are surprise and efficiency. Yes, the LAWD uses extreme surprise and efficiency...and weaving on the road...Ok, the LAWD terrorizes the streets of London with extreme surprise, efficiency and weaving on the roads. Terrible things these are. Yes, and turning without signaling.
==Alright...==
Nobody expects the London Association of Women Drivers! Their four main weapons are surprise, weaving on the road, turning without signaling and...uhhh...efficeincy! Right. Nobody expects the London Association of Women Drivers! Their four main weapons are surprise, efficeincy, weaving on the road and signaling without turning. I mean turning without signaling! Surprise, efficeincy, weaving, turning without signaling...and speeding. Definetly speeding.
==Ok, I Have This Now...==
Nobody expects the London Association of Women Drivers! Among their arsenal of weaponry is surprise, efficeincy, weaving on the road, turning without signaling and speeding. Yes, there you have it. Surprise, efficeincy, weaving, turning without signaling and speeding. And very dangerous these weapons are. There are few ways to defend against it and no ways to avoid it. Of coarse you cannot prepare for it because you dont expect it. The LAWD is dangerous in the way it swiftly can cover up any accident using their distinct innocent look and ablility to act as if they are completly clueless to whats going on. The LAWD also is unique in the way...
Oh stop it...I dont want to do this. I never wanted to ramble on about an abstract article. The fuck did I get the idea for this article in the first place? I nver wanted to be an uncyclopedia editor...I always wanted to be...A LUMBERJACK!!!
==See Also==
*Monty Python
*Women Drivers
*End of the World
Category:Transport in the United Kingdom