Arturo Huerta/IF-8.185

This report was stolen from Corporation Databases during a dangerous and stealthy heist by F. Seagull and B. Trombone. It was shared on Trombone's Instlagram story approximately two minutes after discovery with the captions "look @ these boring papers we found smh someone tell farrell to hurry up", "can't believe i'm missing bach night for this ughhhhhhhhhh", and "ya ik we all know colin's gonna pick julie over jenn f. but it's abt the EXPERIENCE of seeing him actually do it" 
 Some sections of this report are redacted. This is in part due to Corporation security protocols and in part to Trombone’s upsettingly large Instlagram captions obscuring some of the text. 
==MISSING EMPLOYEE REPORT==
 	Date: 	██-██-████ 	 	
 	 	 	 	
Name: 	HUERTA, ARTURO 	Alias: 	“OUT OF SIGHT” 	
Age: ██ 	 	Birthday: DAY 97 	 	
 	 	 	 	
Job Title: 	PITCHER 	Department: 	DARK SEATTLE CORPORATES 	
HT: ██ 	WT: ██ 	Hair: BROWN W STATIC 	Blood: FIRE 	Eyes: WHITE
 	 	 	 	
Current Status: 	FUGITIVE 	Last Seen on Corporation Property:	GODS’ DAY, 	
Where?: 	TOWER ROOFTOP 	Probable Destination: 	SEATTLE (LIGHTSIDE) - THE BIG GARAGE	
Cause of Absence:	ESCAPE, COWARDICE	 	 	
Accomplices: 	SEATTLE GARAGES 	 	 	
==INFORMATION==
HUERTA is an original member of the ███████████████ blaseball team / insurgent group / musical ensemble. Their affiliation with the group dates to before season 1 and before the destruction of ███████.
Until season 14, HUERTA’s last recorded appearance in this dimension was on Day 97 during the final phase of the ████████ of season 0. Retroactive examination of footage shows that HUERTA does not appear to have been retrieved with the rest of their compatriots during the ████████ and seems to have some resistance to Necrosolar frequencies, enough so that they were not successfully onboarded with the remaining members of ███████████████. 
HUERTA is skilled in the arts of STEALTH, FORGERY, TRICKERY, OBSCURITY and VIBRAPHONE, and to this point has evaded capture.
Observation of HUERTA has to this point been difficult, but breakthroughs in tracking technology and an apparent realignment of POLARITY has allowed Corporation experts to gather more information about their purported abilities. HUERTA has the power to divert attention and memory away from their form, possibly at will, possibly unwittingly. Closed-group experimentation or study has not been possible due to the nature of HUERTA’s escape.
Retroactive tracking and information gathering has led Corporation experts to believe that after the events of the ████████ in season 0, HUERTA found one of several undocumented dimensional rifts, possibly with the aid of UMBRAMANTIC MAGICS, and exited this dimension to enter SHADOW SEATTLE. HUERTA appears to have embedded with the SEATTLE GARAGES Blaseball team / insurgent group / musical ensemble as a pitcher.
HUERTA was not spotted in this dimension again until Gods’ Day of Season 14, the earliest point at which retroactive data analysis has been able to pick up on their energy signature. HUERTA appears to have spent three years--from Season 15 to Season 17--undercover with rebel groups in as-yet unreclaimed portions of the city of DARK SEATTLE. Undercover spies have found that HUERTA may have spent time at the WARHORSE EMBLEM underground hot-tub club, but these reports cannot be confirmed.
At the time, data was not able to be collected about HUERTA’s escape, but after the aforementioned POLARITY SHIFT in season 19, information began to be retrievable from Corporation databases about the circumstances of their second exit from this dimension. It appears that on Gods’ Day of season 17, while the majority of the [INSERT CURRENT NUMBER] Dark Seattle Corporates players were awaiting election results, HUERTA executed a ██████████████████████████████from the roof of the Tower and ████████████████████████████████████████████████ smoke bomb █████████████████████████████████ from a helicopter ████████████████████████████████████████████████████ ████████████████████████████████████████ “YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE” ██████████████████████████████████████████ ███████████████████████████████████████████ destroying at least 14 different items of Company property in the process.
HUERTA appears to have built up a resistance to mind-altering effects of all sorts, for reasons that are not immediately discernible. Intelligence gathered from agents Lightside indicates that HUERTA has incorporated a neutralized version of Necrosolar mental waves into their pregame ritual. It is not clear how this works.
HUERTA appears to have integrated into the environment of the Lightside SEATTLE GARAGES Blaseball team without revealing much information about their origins. It is possible that this is due to their aforementioned memory-diverting ability.
What can be observed and noted about HUERTA despite said ability is some of their deceptions; they appear to have at some point begun informing SEATTLE GARAGES team members that the date of the ████████ event, roughly corresponding to Day 97, is “their birthday,” and regularly participate in outlandish celebrations and festivities on that date. It is unclear what purpose this serves, whether to detract attention from something or otherwise.
Huerta plays the vibraphone in the SEATTLE GARAGES musical ensemble.