Mario Sluggers Blood Luigi

So I was looking for a new copy of my favorite old game from my childhood, mario super sluggers. I always ghad e fond memoruies of the times i had during the g ame with my brother and sister. I always liked playing as green noki and luigi. They gave me a hard on. I went to my local game store, but it was closed down due dto rats. But i toojk the sign off and dound out it sauid MURDER. I was very scareded/ I opend the door, because hey, the place is closed, free games! I dusted looked through old copies of nes gems like top gun and mc kids. But a light shone on my favorite through the borded up windows. Devil World. I always loved playing this japenese import on my toploader. My uncle gave it to me when i was 10. Im 27 now and this game reminded me off all the good times i had. I made sure to pick it up, but for some reason i burned my hand on it. It still wasnt too bad tho so i put itt in my pocket. Then i found a copy of mario super sluggers in the back, along with a pink wii and a luigi controller. Althoguh, the cover art was slightly scraped and mario and luigi were in black and white and it kinda scared me. There was what seemed to be a spec of some red substance on the wii. It was hard to tell though becayuse I was on adderall. I took the items and put them into my dragon ball z themed duffle bag. I drobe my self home.
I plugged in the new wii i just obtained into my dell monitor, because my tv was broken. When i turend on the wii, the click sound when you press a on the warning menu, was replaced with a loud scream. I thoughtt nothing of it because i see this all the time in my graveyard shift at whataburger. I live in texas. The wii menu was blood red themed, i also saw the ghomebrew channel so i knew it was because of that. nothing scary. i put in the for some reason, now extremely cold disc of mario sluggers. The game opened up as normal exepect for the fact that mario didnt say letsa play ball he said letsa kill luigi. I was very scared. the main intro was different too, with instead of them going to baseball island, they got sucked into a whirlpool and they screameded and what to whjat appeared to be hell. I didnt think nintendo would put thtis in their gamnes. What happend? I still hear yoshis screams of agony to this day.
I quickly skipped it and went into the captain select. Expect there was no one tthere besides mario, and he was gray. 20 minutes later luigi appeared on the screem buit very slowly. I didnt like this at all. I started to cry. I picked luigi because he was always my favorite in the games we need an other year of luigi nintendo.iloveluigi. The character select screen was actually pretty normal besides the fact that the captains were all grayed out. I chose brown kritter, fgreen bones, peter pirnaha, and many others. for some reason tho when i selected ok the game just started immedialtely. It took me to bowsers castle but instead of it being lava it was corpses. I saw all the corpses of the captains who died and were grayed out in the thing. Why could mario have done this? He is such a hero and yhe beats bolwser. Did hje go to far this time? I was very spooked. Mario was up to bat first and instead of hitting the ball, he turned to the camera and blinked. Then he hit the ball and instead of the normal out message, it said dead ball. I had never seen tthis message before. I thiyght this game was for children. WHy would the ball be dead. Mario then started running around and killing everyone with his bat. He then turned to luigi and yelled "F&^& YOU LUIGI". He then hit him in the head so hard that he had brain damage. I cant believe luigi is dead. I cried. Mario walked slowly to the camera for 40 minutes and grabbed his hand through the tv and pulled me in. I started to sob and my tears hit my copy of Devil World, which was still in my pockets. In a moment of bliss, it came alive and said "I am the klord and savior of the nes library, face my fury, you shit eating *incomprehsnbile screaming*." He then grabbed mario and EEATED HIM. I was so yhapy and my pants were full.
he I appeared in the game store again. Devil World told me "my time has come, i beat the evil that lived within the wii. I am so happy you are ok. You were filled with my seed in your unconcioncness." I was so happy to be having the baby of devil world inside me. I went home, as full as can be, and my wii was still on. But instead it was on blades of steel for nes on the virtual console. I played it and was happy. My luigi wii remote started to shake and i heard a faint "IMMA GONNA GET YOU" before my vision went black. END.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure