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William Bennett

William John "Bill" Bennett (born July 31, 1943) (also known as Little Willie, Wee Willie, and in Washington, D.C. as simply Very Little Dick) was the most virtuous man the world has ever known. In fact, he invented virtue. His invention of virtue allowed mankind to arise from its primordial, slothful state of constant drug use, masturbation, and Uncyclopedia editing, thus laying the foundation for a civilized society. Though parts of his book The Book of Virtue were plagiarized by Aesop, Aristotle, and the writers of the Bible, he was of such a forgiving nature that he did not mind them taking credit for his ideas. And when he wasn't betting in Vegas (or Atlantic City, on the internet, or with his local bookie), and drinking like a Kennedy, he gave millions of people lessons on how to be virtuous.
== Tough Love ==
The chief virtue that Bennett advocated was tough love. This involves torturing anyone who shows an inclination toward aberrant behavior, until the person so afflicted returns to the path of righteousness or commits suicide. (Either way, they will be better off, having been saved from sin.) Tough love can also be spelled "tufluv" as it is the texts of the chief agency charged with dispensing it, Miniluv.
The primary area in which he advocated tough love was in the area of drug use. As Drug Commissar for several hard-drinking US Presidents, he instituted a policy of sentencing anyone suspected to have ever experimented with drugs to 100 years in prison to be ass-raped by violent criminals. This policy completely eliminated drug abuse in the United States. Bennett took after his father, who advised Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Mao Zedong on their drug policies.
== Other Virtuous Activities ==
As if all of the above accomplishments were not enough, Bennett found time to raise millions of dollars to help feed needy casino owners. He gave and gave to the casino owners until they told him maybe he should stop. However, he refused, and only continued to bet heavier, drink heavier, and get heavier.
Bennett once dated Janis Joplin. He offered to steer her away from the destructive path of Rock and Roll and drugs, by washing away her sins with his sacred seed. However, the thought filled her with disgust, and she soundly rebuffed him. It is widely believed that this - at least as much as heroin, alcohol, and any other drugs she might have mixed with them - is what caused her to die choking on her own vomit.
Bennett's favorite food was Soylent Black Fetus. He became a spokesman for the company that manufactured it, saying "Soylent Black Fetus is not only tasty but it also helps fight crime." Unfortunately for him, this led to his death in 2020, when he choked on a piece of bone in a black fetus that had not been properly fileted.
== See also ==
*War on Drugs
*The War on Drugs
*A big fat druggie
*Elliot Spitzer
Category:American politicians
Category:American political writers
Category:American talk radio hosts
Category:Fat people 
Category:Political pundits
Category:Philosophy 
Category:Nasty Right Wing Bitches 
Category:Idiots
Category:Liars
William Blake

Blake Stow (28 November 1757 – 12 August 1827) WaS a British Romanticist Poet Painter & Pioneering Pornographer; undervalu'd during his Life Time his Work is considered to be some of the most Original and Hallucinogenic ever produc'd. He is however renown'd for his hatred of commas & for taking delight in using ampersands & Whimsically Capitalising Random words.
Blake drew upon religious metaphysical & literary Themes To make strong points with both his Works of Art & his moving Prose and Poesy. Among his many Topics were the comparative merits of Truth vs. Dishonesty. He often challeng'd his readers to think About the quality of The work they do in their own lives. Failing to penetrate the waggish Exterior of his work they did not see the deeper Meaning within; the details of which are still up for debate.
Blake's tendency to roame the chartered streets of London town in but boots and rags came to be well known in the Whitechapel district of London. Records show that he was often prone to launching his own excrement, his self-styled 'God pellets', at those entering and leaving churches in the surrounding Areas.
Blake stow as a Pornographer stood out From his Contemporaries in that he was the only Pornographer in England at the time & had no Contemporaries. With the Beginning of the Industrial Revolution Masturbation Rates amongst English gentry were Inflating (among other things) & Blake was therefore a very busy man. Nonetheless he managed well enow to Have plenty of time to Paint compose poetry & bang his sterile Wife.
==Poems==
This man is crap at history, so instead, lets just concentrate on the poems, shall we?
I was once a man in the mist of an eye,
 with a little kindness lit,
 for once-I agree with Oscar Wilde,
 who could have made such shit?''
'A-hem, we shall proceed.'''
Silent night, holey night,
 give your dick a little bite!''
== See also ==
*Poetry
*HowTo:Be a Romantic
*Schizophrenia
*Catfish
Category:British poets
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
eo: William Blake
William Dembski

William Albert "Bill" Dembski (born July 18, 1960) is an American mathematician and one of the leading lights in the Incredulous design movement. From his lofty untenured position at whatever Bapist seminary couldn't find a real creationist in time for that semester, Dembski has proved a number of mathematical theorems which are so important that they make the guy that proved the Pointclick conjecture look like a pauncy prissypants. Dembski's ideas are generally not recognized by the stodgy Evil Atheist Conspiracy, but are quickly catching on with the youth of today who can't get enough of his catchy beats and nasal whining. 
==CSI==
CSI is Dembski's premiere accomplishment. CSI means "Complex Specified Information." But let's break that down further: in mathematics, one major definition of "complex" is "a lengthy string that cannot be compressed very much." And according to Dembski, one valid definition of specification is high compressibility. Therefore, Complex Specified Information means "something that cannot be compressed very much, but is highly compressible" which is another way of saying: "something that contains a lot of information, but doesn't contain a lot of information."
Clearly, there aren't enough Nobel prizes in all of Benmark for someone that could come up with a definition that profound: to properly award such genius we may even be forced to crack open next year's supply crate of Special Olympics Gold Medals, award them all to Hitler, lacquer Hitler, bronze the lacquered Hitler and present them all to Dembski in a ceremony where he is stapled to bronzed lacquered Hitler and thrown into the sea to share his insights with Aquaman.
==Blogging==
Instead of publishing his findings in journals of mathematics or some such fancypants means of scholarship, Dembski has instead taken the innovative approach of delivering his wisdom directly to you, the viewer, via his blog, known as "Comments Commonly Deleted." While Dembski rarely ever posts to it himself, a number of l33t hackers who managed to acquire his account and password regularly update with ridiculous nonsense that they hope will help ruin his professional reputation. Constant revisions of the blog content help create a sense of immediacy: anything read there could vanish without notice the second after when Dembski or his unofficial assistants think better of it.
==Doom==
Dembski's devout Christian beliefs have very little relevance to his professional work, but they do shed much light on his hobby as a game designer. He is perhaps best known for the game Doom, in which a lone patriot wages a bloody war of redemption through the bowels of Hell, ultimately confronting a Giant Spider Satan and possibly Hitler. While taking a few liberties with the plot of the New Testament, the adaptation is generally regarded as fairly faithful to the original material, except that Jesus' chainsaw was originally made of wood and cockleshells, not tempered steel, and Jesus is portrayed as an Aryan superman instead of a Woody-Allenesque mensch. 
Category:Mathematics
Category:American scientists
William Shatner Retirement Home

==Construction==
Construction of the William Shatner Retirement Home was started in February 1900 and finished in April 1901. It was originally named the Low Budget Inn, but nicknamed by the workers who worked on it "The asscrack inn" due to how the entrance looked like an asscrack.
The Inn was stationed off Highway 1 in Toronto, Ontario.
==Stuff that happened next==
The Low Budget Inn went bankrupt a year later because of a scandal involving them offering a blowjob on their Room Service. In 1903, Satan moved to Toronto. With only $2, he offered to buy the Low Budget inn and the previous owners glady accepted. Satan then hired demons to possess the people suing the inn, and then had them run off high buildings. This solved the majority of money problems plaguing the inn at the time. Satan then turned the place into a steakhouse and renamed it Satan's bar and Grill. It was renovated in to match the Yee Olde Times theme but the asscrack entrance was not removed for Quote:"humorous reasons".
==1930s-1940s==
Satan brought a place in America called Helli and moved out, giving the Restruant to Adolf Hitler, his son. Hilter immediately began to rerenovate the place, putting put large swastikas over the place and renaming it Adolf Hitler's gas and grill. The sales shot up like a flying bionic hamster. In 1937, Hitler went off to wage war against jews so he left the first person he could find (A loyal customer named Oscar Wilde who had went to the bar for a beer after an argument with Uncyclopedians about copyright infringment). Unfortunately, Oscar Wilde didn't have any experience on operating small restruants, and as a result only said lots of pointless quotes when asked what to do and the bar went bankrupt the next year despite all the jew gold Hitler sent back from Germany. In 1945, after Hilter lost his war thingy, the HSBC came to reposess Hitler's gas and grill, and turned it into the Retirement Home for Groovy Hippies. The asscrack entrance was still not removed.
==1960s - Present ==
Retirement Home for Groovy Hippies was the prison of Saddam Hussein for 2 years from 1961 to 1963 during the Battle of Canada. The place was renamed The William Shatner Retirement home in 2000 in honor of the great creator of Star Trek, William Shatner. Today, it is still a retirement home and a vacation hotspot for nerds I mean Star trek Fans.
Category:Star Trek
William Shatner Syndrome

William, Shatner, Syndrome, is, a, psy,cho,logical, and phys,i,o,logical, disorder, that,,, causes people, to,,, pause, and, add, a, comma, at, the, end, of, every, word, that, they, speak,,.
This, was, named, after, William, Shatner, after, he, became, famous, for,, by, playing, the, role, of,,, Captain, Kirk, but, no, one, could,, help, but, notice, the, strange, way, he, spoke, when, he, talked, as,, Captain, Kirk,. Many, people, thought, it, was,, a, character, trait, but, when, William, Shatner,,, is, seen, elsewhere, the, syndrome, is, still, prevalent,.
William, Shatner, Syndrome, is, attributed, to, overacting, as, well, as, age-prevention,. Although, William, Shatner, is, a, mean, 75, years, old, he, looks, like, he, could, be, in, his, late, forties, or, early, fifties,. This, seems, to, be, a, positive, side, effect, of, the, syndrome, but, one, must, decide, whether, it,is, worth, it, to, stay, young, looking, but, to, have, to, talk, like, your, brain, is, a, Commodore 64 processor,.
Gary, Coleman once, had, William, Shatner, Syndrome, but, managed, to, overcome, it,. However, age-prevention, in, Coleman, regressed, so, much, that, he, looks, like, a, child, he, was, never, able, to, revert, back, to, his, normal, age, appearance, and, maintains, this, look, today,.there, is, only, one, cure, for, the, syndrome, is, to, rub, a, fat, greasy, ugly, buffalo, all, over, your, chest, and, dip, your, self, in, acid,.
==Shatnerese==
Shatnerese, is a, written, and spoken, language, used by, those, afflicted, with,.,.,. William Shatner Syndrome,.
The language, like the, disease, is part, of, the Germanic languages, would, be considered, English, based, but, due to, the, unusual, articulation, and, pronunciation, of words, and, unnecessary, use, of, excessive commas, and, pauses, it has, been, classified, as, its, own language,.
Shatnerese, first, came under, prominent, usage, by, the, shat, man, himself, William Shatner, while, portraying, the role, of, Captain, James, T,.,Kirk on, the, television, show,.,.,. Star, Trek,.
Other people, who, are, known, to, speak, Shatnerse, are, Christopher, Walken and, West, Adam and, Gary, Coleman
Shatnerse, is, attributed to, overacting, as, well, as, age-prevention,. Although, William, Shatner, is, a mean, 75, years, old, he, looks, like, he, could be, in, his, late, forties, or, early, fifties,. This, seems, to be, a, positive, side, effect, of, the syndrome, but, one, must, decide, whether, it is, worth, it, to, stay, young, looking, but, to, have, to, talk, like, your, brain, is a,.,.,. Commadore 64 processor,.
Although, Shaternese, is, a, new language, and, is, spoken, by, only, a few people, it is, because, these, are, well known, and, famous, people, that, it is, most, likely, to remain, prominent, in, society, much like,.,.,. Scientology,.
SHATMEISTER,!
==See Also==
* Gary Coleman
* Christopher Walken
* Adam West
* William Shatner
* The Unquotable William Shatner
Category:Health
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
Category:Language
Category:Insane
Category:Star Trek
William Thompson (journalist)

Col. William Thompson (1846–1934"Smelly Tramp Found Dead Behind Outhouse". Surprise Valley Record. May 30, 1934.) was an American Indian fighter and journalist, the editor of multiple newspapers in Oregon and California, having his longest run with the Alturas Plaindealer.
Thompson was born 1840 near Bolivar, Missouri. His family owned a small plantation, not a very profitable one, and in 1852 his father sold the plantation and set out with the family to the golden valleys of fabled California. As Thompson later wrote,
Thompson later told the story of his adventures on the 19th-century frontier in a short book, Reminiscences of a Pioneer.
==Crossing the Continent==
The Thompsons set out from Missouri and had to wait out high water on the Caw River (often mistakenly called the Kansas River). While waiting for the river level to fall they joined forces with a bigamist Protestant preacher named Littleton Younger, a traveling uncyclopedia salesman who called himself Johnny Gant, and five Welsh scholars led by Professor Dougie Fathergill. This became the core of the Thompson wagon train.
When the Thompson train crossed into Kansas they entered the wilderness. As Colonel Thompson wrote, 
After fording the Platte and crossing the Great Pains the party reached the Green River crossing. This was at that time in the hands of the infamous Glanton's Raiders, who charged an exorbitant $18 per person to ferry people across the stream. After two days and nights of deadlock, during which more and more people arrived at the crossing, the travelers rioted and seized the ferries. 
==References==
Category:American journalists
Category:American historical figures
William the Conqueror

William the Conqueror was a Conqueror god that appeared in a great flash of fire, lightning, and winds from Normandy. He immediately demanded tribute and submission of the Lands over the Water, as he wished to conquer them, which would fulfill his destiny.
Immediately, he began to swim over the English Channel in order to conquer said lands, both being the first person to successfully swim across the English Channel and setting the record time for time crossed.
When William the Conqueror first stepped foot on the English shore, he lay down on the beach and swallowed two mouthfuls of sand.
This was his first conquering action, and later did the same in Southern England, eating a mouthful of gravel. Later on, he ravaged North England as well, eating almost three and a half scoops of dirt.
The Norman Conquest was a Good Thing, as from this time, since Willy already conquered England, England stopped being conquered and thus was able to become a Global Power.
==Doomsday book and the Forests==
Next, William invented a system in which everybody had to belong to someone else, and those people belonged to the king. This was called the Feudal System, which was his way of conquering everybody in the land, and in order to prove that it was true, he had somebody write a book called the Doomsday Book. The Doomsday Book which contained an inventory of all the possessions of all his subjects, and by extension, him. The back cover also included some nice coupons and a recipe for Conqueror's Pie, one of William's favorites. After reading the book through carefully to make sure he wasn't being scammed (and the Conqueror's pie's recipe was correct), William agreed with it and signed it, indicating to everybody that the possessions mentioned in it were now his.
William the Conqueror is memorable for having loved an old Stag as if it were his father (since he never had one,) and in general was very fond of animals. Therefore, he made some very just and conquering laws about the forests. One of these laws said: "All the forests and places which were not already Possessions belong to the Me," and that anyone found in them should "have his ears and legs cut off" (these belonged to someone else under the Feudal system, anyway) and (if this had not already been done) should have his "eyes put out with red-hot irons"; after this the offender was allowed to flee the country. 
Another very conquering law made by William I said that everyone had to go to bed at Eight o'clock. This was called "the curfew" and was a Good Thing in the end, since little boys and girls need their sleep.
==Final Years==
Although in all these ways William the Conqueror was a very strong king, there was one thing that he could not conquer: He was not that good at riding horses. Eventually (and inevitably), he was trampled to death by a horse while eating breakfast one morning. He was succeeded by his son, Rufus; who was fat, angry, red-in-the-face, and most importantly, NOT A CONQUEROR.
es:Guillermo I de Inglaterra
Category:British historical figures
Windemere

Windemere (born Shlomo Tevyah on August 8, 1888-July 1, 1961) was a tiny, neurotic jew, belonging to American writer Ernest Hemingway. 
==Early Life==
Though recognized only by his white name (Windemere) for most of his life, Windemere was born Shlomo Tevyah in a jewish round near Moskva River, Russia. Young Shlomo was kidnapped by a mob of angry Bolshevik pirates, who terrorized his Russian neighborhood in 1894. At only age ten Shlomo was swept up in the early Twentieth Century international slave trade, traveling through three continents before finally being purchased by Ernest Hemingway in a Zambian brothel in 1931 for a pack of smokes and 15 boxes of tampons.
==The Hemingway Affair==
Ernest Hemingway, who was widley known for the brutal treatment of his jewish slaves, savagely beat Windemere with the cover of Harold Loeb novels, twice a day until his death in 1961. Despite their perplexing 30-year love affair, Hemingway was known to chase Windemere around his 40-acre estate with rifle in hand for not conceiving their love child. Windemere, originally from Moskva River, Russia, attempted escape several times with no success. He had his left thumb bitten off by Hemingway's sister, Marcelline, after his 1931 escape attempt. While being chained at the stocks for his public whipping, punishment for hiding a makeshift Torah, Windemere shouted out that his true name was Shlomo, not Windemere. He had long dreamed of visiting his Russian homeland and frolicking with his native jews. Windemere, shamed by his horribly disfigured left hand (chewed and later burned as punishment in 1932), would keep the hand hidden from view the remainder of his life (note his 1933 portrait).
==Suicide==
Windemere committed suicide in the basement of Hemingway's Ketchum, Idaho home on July 1, 1961. Windemere's death sent Hemingway spiraling into a deep depression that would prompt Hemingway to take his own life on July 2, leaving behind a suicide note professing his undying love for "tiny Windemere's tasty, jewish buttocks and his know-how with self-sodomy and a nice square Scotch bottle."
Category:Firstnameless 
Category:Jews
Window (disambiguation)

Window can refer to: 
*The Window, that thing you look out through while in class.
*Window company, business principle.
*Windows, corporate entity.
Windows can also mean: 
* What 1+1 equals.
*Hurling bricks at other people's windows 
de:Fenster
es:Ventana
fi:Ikkuna
fr:Fenêtre
it:Finestra
no:Vindu
pl:Okno
pt:Janela
Windows 1.0

Windows 1.0 was a revolutionary operating system from the makers of Windows BC. It pioneered creating the Blue Screen of Death at startup and destroying whole computers. Microsoft's original strategy was to improve the existing DOS operating system by creating a little bit more verbosity, so users would know what they were doing, and to combat Bell Labs' UNIX operating system. Unfortunately for Microsoft, but fortunately for Nebraska, the source code was leaked over several IRC channels, and users were able to remove the dongle detection code. Microsoft lost almost all of the initial $300 investment which went into the creation of windows 1.0 and the $99,700 investment on their ad campaign.
==Windows 1.0 Beta==
Windows 1.0 Beta was invented at the time around Infinity BC and stayed in beta for another infinity Years when the real version was invented in 1985 AD
Source Code for Windows 1.0 Beta
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rem dat makz it blue har har har...
==Source Code for Windows 1.0==
Source code For Windows 1.0:
#include <dos.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <conio.h>
#include <windows.h>
#define COM1 0x3F8
#define GET_OK '+'
#define '1337'
#define WINVER 1
int system(char* error)
{
 return -3;
}
int main(char argc, char **argv)
{
 /*check if windows dongle is present*/
 outportb(COM1, GET_OK);
 if(!(inportb(COM1)=='W' && inportb(COM1)== 'i' &&
 inportb(COM1)=='n' && inportb(COM1)=='1' ))
 {
 /*tell user where to install dongle*/
 perror("Please install dongle on COM 1\n");
 return 1;
 }
 
 if(argc>2)
 {
 printf("Windows is now executing %s, please wait......\n",argv[1]);
 for(int i=system(argv[1]); ; i++) {
 if(i == argc*WINVER) KeBugCheck(0x0);
 }
 }
 else
 {
 perror("Fatal 0E Error!\n");
 return 1;
 }
 return 0;
}
During the beta testing of the pre 1.0 versions of windows, one of the beta testers warned that Windows 1.0 was not all the useful, and Microsoft would have to vastly improve the OS to compete. It was not until Windows 2.0 that the OS served as a full program manager, even then, it rarely worked.
This is the internal alpha version of 1.0 which Microsoft had been running internally:
/*Windows 1.0 codename CodeMonkey super secret alpha release*/
int main() 
{ 
 return !(printf("Please type the name of the program you wish to execute:\n")); 
}
The term Blue Screen of Death was still unknown to windows, it was invented in 1992 with the release of Windows 3.1 for Work groups.
==Support and Terrorism==
Windows 1.0 was supported by Microsoft for sixteen years, until December 31 2001. Windows 1.0 was the longest supported operating system of the Microsoft Windows family of operating systems.
Windows 1.0 users were known to burn the users of Windows for Workgroups 3.11 while screaming "Eat it, Windows for Workgroups." Police tolerated this because they support the old school.
Windows 1.0 is a favoured os for unencylopidia spelling editors due to its commen speelcheck errors
==Buy it now==
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==See Also==
*Microsoft
*Windows X-Console
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