Tally Hall

Tally Hall, also known as Weezer, is a death metal band located in the deep depths of Ann Arbor, Michigan. They are not to be fucked with, as they have horrifying ties and Michigan also holds the hellspawn Detroit. They have released two studio albums, then gave up; (""""supposedly"""") Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Manmilk, (2005) and Bad & Nice. (2011).
Their current line up consists of 5 people with devil deflecting ties; Rob Cantor - lead katana handler, also that guy who made the Shia LaBeouf thing; Joe Hawley - secondary katana handler, also likes to deal drugs with kids; Andrew Whorowitz - The roadie: tickles your penis to motivate you. Emo Kid - Also known as Ross Whatsername, hits shit with hammers. Grey tie, must means he cuts himself. Osama Bin Zedghi - Explosives handler, wears a blue tie because of meth or something. We don't really know.
== History ==
=== Early years ===
They were all very different people; they all had different traits, skills, and levels...BUT!!!...they had one thing in common--autism. They met up after a meeting on Runescape, and they all exchanged phone numbers through Instant Messenger. They would all be combined in 2002, when they decided to make this terror filled, pessimistic, fear-lingering... fabloo band.
After demoing for like, 2 years, they decided it was time to get serious in this relationship. So, they summoned the three record labels for the past, future, and present; Pacific Records, Duck! Media, and Needledrop, or some dumb shit like that. They decided to record their first studio album, that would change the lives of autistic transfem TikTokers for the rest of their lives... and that album, was... shit, I forgot. Let me make something up. Martin's Magical Minnie Mouse & Mickey Mouse Club House Monkey Macaroni Mechanical Mommy? That sounds right, or something.
=== After Mommy Milker's Magical Monkeys ===
After the new album, they were kind of hits on MTV, MTV, the internet, MTV, your iPod, the internet, and MTV. People were starting to like their music, but they needed moar!11!!111! So, they decided to travel the 7 seas, and find the holy grail of all music--the tie of destiny. It was orange, it was wonderful... but no one could wear it with their wonderful success. So, they hired someone kewl who could wear the orange tie; the worthy one.
After 592 years on hiatus, they found someone good enough to wear it. His name was Bora, one who was perfect. He could destroy things in a second. He could jumpstart a car with his cock. He could become the dragon in that kickass photo, and win. Anyways, after that, Bora became the unofficial 6th member, because everyone was so jealous that he wasn't considered important enough to play anything. Anyways, one two, skip a few, they have now released the new album, Bad and Nice. It was so horrible, that my grandma and her dog died from listening to it. It wasn't fabloo enough, and Detroit ended up going back to normal.
=== """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Hiatus"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ===
The groupies, after their first two and only album, went on hiatus from 2011 to present. Luckily their presence is now still here in the form of Miracle Moosical Part 2! The community of Tally Hall fans consider this album "basically Tally Hall, but sad". The Lost Media Community are still looking for Part 1.
== Fandom ==
Speaking of the community, the community is filled with bronies, furries, and homosexuals. This is the main reason this band gets hate, because these three types of people are bad, or something. No one really knows, we just write the articles.
== Discography ==
* Macho Man's Monkey Mafia (2005)
* Good & Evil & Ugly (2011)
And that's pretty much all of it.
== Videos ==
==== You Hear It First - Pretty much the only time the band was popular ====
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