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Buffalo (animal)

The buffalo (Buffalo buffalo) is a large bisonic animal with a spine, two pointy horns, wings, voluminous lungs, a thick furry coat that smells just awful, and flies (in the noun, not verb, sense). Essentially, a big ass goat. A goat on steroids if you will, or one that lives too close to a nuke plant for instance. It is a commonly promoted urban legend that Buffalo's got the spirit, talking loud, talking proud, in spite of the fact that it is not entirely true. And so, to conclude our exciting journey on the life of a buffalo, we close by telling you that a buffalo's dong can grow to 30 feet long. Or, at least that's what Dr. Seuss says.
==Distribution==
Buffalo are found on all planets in the Galaxy that are already known to have life. Unfortunately, those are all fictional places with names like TATOOINE, MONGO, VULCAN, CHEEKTOWAGA, and NEW ORLEANS. However, empirical evidence for the existence of extragalactic buffalo is currently lacking. There are, scientists report, many sightings of UFBs (Unidentified Flying Buffalo) throughout the northern region of Africa and Greenland
A somewhat less known habitat for buffalo is the English language, where upwards of eight buffalo can comfortably fit inside a single sentence. This occurrence is frighteningly common and is the only known weakness of the dreaded Russian reversal.
==The North American Buffalo==
North America is positively rife with buffalo. Some of the most prominent buffalo of North America hail from the Northeastern part of the United States, particularly in the general vicinity of Buffalo, New York. Such buffalo tend to be more aggressive than most; these Buffalo buffalo have been known to buffalo western buffalo with no mercy. In fact, Buffalo buffalo sometimes buffalo other Buffalo buffalo just for the hell of it. However, Buffalo buffalo most prefer to buffalo Buffalo buffalo that Buffalo buffalo buffalo. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. This particular observation has been immortalized in a famous limerick by Edgar Allan Poe: 
==Recipe for Buffalo Omelette==
Place in a mixing bowl 2 eggs, 1/4 cup water, 1/2 teaspoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon pepper. Stir with a fork until the egg yolks are just broken up. Heat 1 tablespoon butter or margarine in a frying pan. As soon as the butter is sizzling, pour eggs into the pan and cook at moderately high heat for 3 minutes. Add 1 large (1,360 kg) buffalo, and cook for an additional 5 minutes, or until the buffalo is completely melted. Remove from heat, fold buffalo omelette onto a warmed plate, garnish with a sprig of parsley, and serve. Bon Appétit! 
==See also==
*Buffalo wings
*Water Buffalo
*Extraterrestrial life
*Mormons
*Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Category:Fauna of the United States
category: Meat
Category:Bovines
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sk:Bizóny
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Buffalo Bill

Buffalo Bill was an American Buffalo Soldier Civil War re-enactment mascot wannabe and showman. He was born in Cody, Wyoming in the early 21st century, and was one of the least colourful figures of the New Old West, being generally brown in colour, overall. He was famous for goring cowboys and clowns in rodeos. His favorite hobby was dancing naked in front of a video camera, and asking it, "Would you fuck me?", and playing with his poodle, Precious.
== Career and origins of nickname ==
Buffalo Bill earned his nickname by kicking cowboys and rodeo clowns named Bill at rodeos in the New Old West. In an arena setting with a dozen cowboys Buffalo Bill unerringly kicked either only cowboys named Bill, or cowboys named Bill first, or other cowboys if there were no cowboys named Bill, and, more than half the time, cowboys who weren't named Bill even when cowboys named Bill were present. Buffalo Bill would sometimes elect to kick cowboys who knew cowboys named Bill, and after receiving his nickname Buffalo Bill started kicking cowboys in the arena who were in the arena with a buffalo named Bill. Buffalo Bill's uncanny abillity to selected cowboys named Bill, cowboys who knew cowboys named Bill, cowboys not named Bill, or cowboys in the ring with a buffalo named Bill, for first kicks is now a well-studied phenom.
== Bison hunting ==
Buffalo Bill Cody killed over a hundred animals at a single stand and many thousands in his life. Many observers claim that he 'was the bravest and best hunter America had ever seen'. It's been said that 'he could just as easliy have hunted cows, he was simply that kind of man.'
Cows, remain even at this day, one of the utmost secluded and demanding game animals on any ranch.
=== In a historic light ===
Historians claim that it was this type of senseless killing and completely wasteful hunting (the meat was left to rot on the prarie) that brought the species to the brick of extinction during the last century, but that's A LIE, A DESPICABLE LIE!!! Sometimes when Buffalo Bill was out shooting buffaloes he let any available photographer take photos, so one could hardly call that a COMPLETELY wasteful!!??!
== Retirement from show business ==
After his retirement, Buffalo Bill served briefly as mayor of Buffalo, New York, and generally spent his days eating and laying large steaming brown piles of shit, known in the vernacular as "buffalo patties," or in the close encounter as "Ah, fuck!" Buffalo Bill eventually transmogrified into buffalo patties to be sold at a trailer grill in a National Historic Register Site in Colorado, and buffalo wings at a nearby sports bar.
== Cultural relevance ==
Buffalo Bill looked a lot like the picture of the buffalo on the nickel and a lot like Bill Clinton, who preferred higher fat cow patties to lower fat buffalo patties (the post-humous patties, that is).
== The Lotion ==
Buffalo Bill puts the lotion on its skin.
== See also ==
*Bungalo Bill
*Buffalo wings
*Buffalo soldier
*Buffalo, New York
Category:American folklore
Category:American writers
category:Soldiers
sk:Buffalo Béla
Bugs Morgan

"What's up, Asshole?" was the trademark greeting of Chicago Prohibition-era gangster George "Bugs" Morgan. Morgan, a wascally wabbit from Albakirkee, Louisiana, is best remembered as the model for another such hare, whose greeting was the sanitized version of Morgan's: "What's up, Doc?"
Morgan began life as an orphan, and was early given the name "Peter Wabbit" by a farmer who adopted him, Mr. McGoo. However, Morgan ran away from the Northside residence when it turned out that the farmer had a sexual fetish for young male boys. Alone on the street and in the cabbage patch at a very young age, Morgan soon hooked up with James Patrick O'Riley, a small-time New Orleans gangster, and Morgan assumed O'Riley's first and middle names. As his crime career progressed, he soon added the alias "Morgan."
Morgan probably would have stayed in Louisiana running numbers and pimping, but when prohibition came along, he was dispatched to Chicago with bootleg moonshine. Later, he scored some barrels of Cuban rum, which he bottled under the label "Captain Morgan's" and transported to Chicago.
When he got to Chicago, rival Almer "Scarface" allpachino and his gang attempted to hijack the rum. Morgan responded by dressing in drag, diverting allpachino's attention, and stealing his guns and cigars. From then on, Morgan and Frappachino were mortal enemies, although Morgan always took the latter's threats with his characteristic good humor. In the meantime, Captain Morgan's Rum was a huge seller in Chicago, much to allpachino's dismay, and because of Morgan's notoriety, allpachino was unable to get rid of him.
After Prohibition, Morgan retired to Los Angeles and became a creative consultant to television cartoonist Chuck Jones, whose work has been described as appealing to "the inner adult in every child." The conflict between Morgan and Frappachino provided material for many of Jones' cartoons which feature a wascally wabbit and his befuddled human nemesis (or is that vice-versa?).
In the 1970s, Morgan became a Jesus freak. He died in 1979, a member of the Independent Christian Covens/Covens of Christ, having been initiated by Coven Grand Wizard Pat Boone. However, up until his death, Morgan always enjoyed a glass of rum. 
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Bull

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Bull can refer to:
*A Bull's Life: A story of racism, prejudice and perseverance
*Red Bull
*Pit Bull
*Sitting Bull
*Ferdinand the Bull
*Running of the Bulls
*Bull mouse
*Bullshit
*Your dad
Category:Bovines
Bullets

*Bullets have been given a bad reputation with an ability to kill people. This is entirely false, as they are actually very nice and usually fluffy.
*Bullets are known for being extremely safe. In fact, they are still the only known injection to cure every illness ever including cancer, yellow fever and zombification.
*Upon their discovery, bullets were originally thought to be vegetables.
*Unfortunately, people clung on to this belief. For example, Adolf Hitler attempted to feed the hungry Jewish populations with the supposed vegetable, but only realised his mistake when they began to die of lead poisoning.
*In 1992, excruciating scientific tests showed that bullets were, in fact, made of frogs, thusly eliminating their classification as a food.
*Some time before the turn of the century, British inventors first started the "gun crime" craze, in which bullets play a big part, by substituting the normal firearm ammunition at the time — shiny forks — with bullets. Although this increased murder rates threefold, victims often reported that they felt a nice tingling sensation shortly before being struck by the bullet.
*Here are some things bullets can do for you:
:* Make peace with the neighbor's cat or dog;
:* Keep you safe from a drunk uncle;
:* Save your family from a rabid gorilla brandishing a Indian thesaurus, should you encounter one;
:* Save yourself from a hippie, Man!
:* Pay off any debt financially or emotionally;
:* Extort passengers in the Laglag Bala International Airport (formerly Manila International Airport);
:* Achieve a common goal;
:*And get free beer.
                         
                         
                         
                         
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Category:Cute and cuddly
Category:Things Russian roulette is not the same without
Category:Things That Will Kill You
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Bullshit Bandito

The Bullshit Bandito (b. May 4, 1937) is a stylish hombre of Mexican decent. The first time he was utilized was in "UnNews" when he served to comment on the following article: UnNews:Unites_States_Air_Force_Unveils_Newest_Stealth_Fighter_Plane He served to replace the non-kids friendly "Crap Meter" , both of which were created by a very handsome devil-of-a-writer. However, if one so chooses, one has full license to utilize either of the two.
Swiped from Google Images on the 5th. of September, 2008, it is the hope of the writer that 'The Bullshit Bandito' will be used when the written word is delivered falsely though as a most sincere form of the warm, hopefully formed, mass that it is.
"The Bullshit Bandito" is not alone in the world. Nay, he has familia! Tios (Uncles and Aunts), Abuelos (Grandparents), Primos (Cousins), Hijos (Brothers and Sisters), Ninos (Children), and Amigos (Friends). Other casual collquialisms of an extended familia also serve to aid the avid reader in acknowleding when their chain is being 'yanked'.
== Granny Gross ==
thumb|200px|Granny Gross says "Eww!"
Young at heart though sour of disposition, this crotchety old fart Granny Gross serves to warn readers that what they are reading is, well, gross. As in "Yuck!" or "Yucky!". "Eww!" works well too. Granny's fine, firm legs serve to remind young men what their girlfriends will look like in 60 years. Her robust chest is the kind of bosom the Gods ate olives off of-2000 years ago. Ripe with flavor and full of fun, Granny's always ready with an opinion as to how distasteful an article truly is.
==The Cool Cucumbero==
The Cool Cucumbero is the coolest Pachuco you ever met! Once more, he's probably the ONLY Pachuco you've ever met. Come to think of it, you've never even MET a Pachuco, now have you? The Pachuco blossomed in Lost Angeles in the 30's. The epitome of hipness and coolness, this stylish hombre had two tell tale identifiers; 1) He wore a Zoot Suit, 2) He didn't walk, he waaalked. So when an article just kinda sliiides in there and makes you wanna make a fist with your hand and act like you're pull-starting a lawn mower slowly while saying "Oh yeaaah!", it's the little Cool Cucumbero in you bubbling to the surface. I bet you didn't know you had a little cucumber in you! Now if I could only find my keys we could drive outta here.
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==Confusious==
Born when? He don't know! From where? He don't know! Where's he going again? He don't know that either! When you or your article don't know where you're going and don't know where you been, you just like 'Confusious'-he don't know either! "You so Confusious!" "I so Confusious!"
Category:Mexican people
Category:Mascots
Bundestag

The Bundestag are serious witnesses of the life on the Earth, they are considered more advanced than National Geographic in the amount of money, and cliams about professionalism, that obviously there isn't such, because after all National Geographic exceeded all into that, however very often National Gerographic workers are considered hoby biologists and paid unwell, while the Bundes-tag lobby takes serious money for witnessing life on the Planet Earth, 
into this, they witness usually humans, although animals too. The Bundestag, as understood by the name, have the right, unlike National Geographic to enjoy on their own the witnessing of life in the planet, they also have the prime, they are major witnesses of the life in the planet around the whole world, they have the most right of comfort for witnessing the life on the planet, into that, both men and women who are witnesses in the Bundestag, they winess sights, and sightseeing, the whole of Europe, also other countries, on few accasions they maybe witnesses to some countries politics but they often get annoyed as like watching disturbing National Gorgraphic scenes like when one animal eats other, as it happened in the witnessing of the death of Berlusconi, when the Bundestag said they will be witnessing his funeral, as a friend of their German managers and politicians, the Bundestag also made clear that they wont stop witnessing, regardless of what happened, the life on Planet as it is, as this is their main effort for witch they are paid by neglected black people around the world, who believe that the Germans are successors of the Nazis, while they are simply witnesses of the life on the Planet.
Most money in Germany and for the Bundestag come from neglected confused black people who are lied about that the nasty or mean Germans one day will make a power again so they better have a good day or Wonder tag? Black people around the world collect money to give to the Wonder tag to make them stay witnessing the life on the Planet, and not engage in Nazism that they claimed to have been engaged previously, unfortunatelly in the latest developments around the Wonder tag, not any black or Jewish person suffered but only their Italian mussolinist friend Berlusconi who had become a victime of the Wonder tag, who by mistake thought he is Jewish, becasue making witnessing of the life of the Planet, made the Wonder tag a bit like confused and with tired eyes, so they mistook him for a Jewish person, while he was a Nazi ally, but they didn't know about it. 
His friend Mr. Schreoder also laughed that this Jewish person in Italy should suffer and after all die. In questions if they make mistake between Italy and Israel, Mr. Schreoder said, "Please don't bother my Wonder tag!".
==See also==
* Witness
* Humanity
Category:Germany
Bungee

Bungee (B9U238NtityGe31415926Es27182818) is a polymerous resin with many remarkable physical properties. 
==Remarkable Physical Properties of Bungee==
Bungee is the only substance known to Mankind that repels gravitons (other than the element upsidaisium). It is slightly denser than Cheez Whiz, and almost as bouncy bouncy boingy bouncy boingy. 
==Diffractional Analysisesises of Bungee==
Diffractional analysisesises of bungee by prestigious scientific types who lurk inside stuffy laboratorial labs have recently revealed that each molecule of bungee is coiled like a slithery serpent ready to strike at me like a deadly poisonous snakE sNAKE, SNakE AAUUGGHH!! SnAKE! ITS A SNakE!!! AaaAUUghghhHH! :-( 
==Source of Bungee==
Bungee comes from the ooziferous sap of the mighty bungee tree (Arborae boingius), which is native to the tropical fruitopia of the mighty Fiji Island Empire. It is regularly harvested by the native Fijians by using a pointed stick to bore a tiny hole into the trunk of a fully-mature bungee tree. The tree immediately explodes in a shellfish selfish act of self-defense, showering everything within 500 meters with alarming quantities of delicious sticky bungee syrup and foul-tasting bungee seeds. The valuable raw ooze is then collected by Fijioon children, whilst singing joyous and ribald bungee-syrup-gathering labor shanties, to be processed and purified in primitive wooden industrial vats, poured into primitive wooden barrels, and then launched into low Earth orbit on primitive wooden space shuttles where it is stored for the future use of all Mankind. 
==Manufacturizing Stuff with Bungee==
Bungee is used in the manufacturization of many futuristic space-age products such as Silly String™, Silly Putty™, Silly Strudél™, spaghetti, toilet plungers, Grover Cleveland, and bungee-flavored condoms.
==See also==
*Rubber
*Bungee Jumping
Category:Technology
Category:Materials
Burazistan

Burazistan, also known as Burazi (English: Brothers' room, Brothers), officially the Republic of Burazistan (Croatian: Republika Burazistanska), is a country in the Altai Mountains region in Asia. Its current presiding leader is M. Maocescu. The republic consists of more than thirty citizens devoted to the idea of anti-globalism, anti-capitalism and the praise of Eastern Europe. The majority of them are severely delusional due to their western European and American passports. 
==History==
===Establishment===
The Republic of Burazistan was established in 2018 and acted as a community server for roleplay and mockery of one of its Ministers. It was active until 2019. In 2023 it was renewed, translated into English, and reopened for public domain. After two months of public accessibility the official link was indefinitely closed down for maintenance. 
===Battle of April===
On August 14, 2023, after a long period of abstinence, current leader Brandtner (also nicknamed God and with a God discord role) posted half-joking suspicious anti-LGBT propaganda message after Western SJWs joined our glorious country. Due to an IT error from First Commander, western SJWs see the message they are not supposed to see and get MAD. The Commander ignores further accusations while having a good time, leaving loyal second-in-command M. Maocescu to fight instead. Maocescu, diplomat at heart, and all-around great courtesan, negotiates with the Western SJWs to leave everything on good terms, cause she literally learns about this scandal the same time as they do. The SJW citizen gets informed that, if he's not happy, he can leave. Hero Maocescu manages to save the day by deescalating the conflict in DMs with the citizenry, staying on good terms with the Western representative. 
===Total casualties=== 
*1 Western SJW (who is actually a decent person but the Commander just didn't like him.
*Loss of legitimacy for the First Commander, who cannot, however, leave his own country.
To prevent diplomatic incidents in the future and as a reward for saving the day, hero Maocescu receives the power she always wanted. Now she can make ALBOT (an Albanian imitating internet-friend that provides fun and virtual Fërgesë for the entire family!) and all the other citizens join in peace and freedom.
In 2023, December M. Maocescu was given Administrator Rights due to her good work, devotion and pretty tits. I mean tits. I mean eyes. No, wait, tits. 
==Average citizen==
The average citizen of Burazistan is colloquially called a burazer, bro or brother. General characteristics include: 
*Hypocrisy
*Artistic predispositions
*Age under eighteen
*Nationality kink
==Citizens of Honour==
Burazistan is a place of many bright and unique minds. When they will show themselves they will appear here. 
category:Countries
Burger King Foot Lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Category:2010s
Category:Food
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about