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Kitty Powers' Matchmaker Creepy Bug

Some of you may have seen gameplay footage about a game called Kitty Powers' Matchmaker. it's a guilty pleasure game where you run your dating agency with the help of a Drag Queen, its not that well known but still many big youtubers like Pewdiepie, Markiplier and Jacksepticeye have all done a video or two about it. as for me, i played it for at least 25 hours because i find the game addictive. strangely enough there is a very creepy bug hidden in the game that just waits to occur to some players...
it all happend a couple of hours ago to me, i was logging in on steam because i had nothing better to do. i tought of playing the game again and so i did. i was at the main menu where you can see the dating agency as well as your avatar. i pressed play and the loading screen popped up. that was very normal. i picked one guy who was looking for a woman as my client. i pcked a nice lady for him and then i had to choose the restaurant they whould go to, the way you pick a restaurant is like a shuffle game where you see a couple of envelopes each holding a diffrent flag of a country, this will decide which cuisine the restaurant will have as well as the difficult it will have. i got the french restaurant, and that's where the bug accured...
when normaly you first go to the salon where you can make up for client for the date i was already in the restaurant. and there where also already two people in the restaurant. but these people... seemed very off. they both looked excactly the same and they where completly white. this spooked me out and i wanted to continue with the game. but it did not respond at all. i could not even get to the main menu to return to the start up screen with the agency. i had no choice then but to turn off the computer. luckly it worked but still the image gave me chills.
when i reboted my computer and the game everything worked perfect. and so far the bug hasen't accured again.
i don't know why this bug accured neither do i know what it meant, there is a screenshot of the bug posted on the steam page of the game. but i will put it on here as well. i just hope nothing will happen to me...
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Klasky csupo robot lost version

Do you remember the Klasky Csupo robot, the scariest logo ever? I was an intern at Klasky Csupo, and I'd like to tell you about the alternative versions. Neither actually aired, but both are much scarier.
Let's start with the first one. It starts out like normal, but instead of "Klasky Csupo" in the "Boing" voice, the robot seemed to say "Klasky Cus-poh" in a true robotic voice. There were also no funny sound effects at the end. The last frame was a photo of slenderman harming a jewish child. In fact, slenderman made this.
The second variant is worse, however. It's similar to the alternative version, but there are some changes.
First of all, the "Klasky Cuspo" robotic voice thingy is intact. It is very stupid.
Second, there were still no sound effects. This led to less annoyed people, but nobody thought it was funny.
Third, the last frame was Smiledog and Jeff the Killer doing the mass murder of many little children. That image was made with only the holder of death.
Fourth, Splaat's eyes were bleeding. That was a bad sign.
Fifth, Splaat's teeth seemed to be sharp. Also, two teeth were shaped like sabers.
Sixth, Splaat staring at us was made even longer, about the rest of the program. That meant that you will get many nightmares.
Seventh, the background was an even darker shade of black. Like, "dark black."
Eighth, the logo was drawn so badly that it became as long as my schlong. The sixth difference didn't help either.
The logos should be destroyed! If you see a file of one of these, delete it! If you see these on the internet, report them. If you see these on ANY physical media, destroy the media. Hopefully, we can help eradicate this logo from the face of the universe. I tried that, but unfortunately, a skeleton popped out and killed me.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Shortpasta
Kleiner Dämon

I live in a small town, off in the middle of absolute no where, and the people here are superstitious. I often heard the legend of Kleiner Dämon, or Little Demon, but I never payed much attention, and dismissed it as a fairytale. The legend states that, everynight, past midnight, an evil spirit roams the streets of our little town, hunting and killing all he finds. Especially humans who are unlucky enough to find themselves outside past midnight. I had gone to the house of one of my friends, with the intent of spending the night there. We had played around in his house for what seemed like hours, when we heard his mom walk into his room and tell us it was bed time.
Being the adventurous type, my friend suggested that we sneak out when his mother had gone to sleep. Before long we had found ourselves on his back porch, the time being 1:30 A.M. We decided we'd go to an old park and hang out, seeing as it was the only interesting place to be at this time of night. On our way there, we heard some rustling coming from behind us, we looked back to find nothing. We nodded it off as just the wind, but I couldn't shake a weird feeling got. We got to the park, and hung out for a good 2 hours, when we heard more rustling. We looked over to see a shadow racing in the moonlight. We both knew what was going on now. Before saying a word, we both bolted towards his mother's house, with the sound of heavyfootsteps growing ever closer. I look over to my friend and finally saw what was chasing us. It was a strange creature, humanoid in appearance, but was black as night, and eyes that glowed crimson red, but that wasn't the worst part. He had a horrifyingly disfigure face. His face appeared as though it had been sliced, taken off, and put back on up side down, and his mouth, a black hole filled with spikes. He lunged forward and grabbed my friend by the back, tugged him to the ground, and knocked him out, and proceeded to do the same with me.
We woke up in a small room, that smelled of death. I looked around and saw bodies, with their skins having been torn off, organs mutilated and flesh torn from bone. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but fell silent when I saw him. He proceeded to gouge open my friend's stomach, pulling out his entrails and forcing them down his own throat again. He slowly began skinning him, as he screamed in agony. The last thing I saw before meeting the same fate was that sick, twisted smile, as I felt his claws plunge into my stomach.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Beings
Category:Old Shit
Klonoa: Door to the Scary Fire Place

Did anyone ever truly hear of Klonoa: Door to Phantomile? It has never been discussed in the history of the internet. In fact, there has never been any fandom associated with the character nor his games. Neither has there ever been a group of fans who do their best to discuss the series. What is the Door to Phantomile? Will we ever find your Door to Phantomile? Is this malady of metaphysical malignancy ever electrifyingly emboldening the thoughtful, thorough use of a dejected player's imagination? Who could illuminate the pitiful plight composing this search for one's Phantomile?
Enough philosophy. It is time for me to regale you with the horrific tale of how I found my Phantomile. It all started when I found a sketchy garage sale run by a figure in a cloak and a weirdly colorful golden doctor's mask. I felt nostalgic, so I attempted to ascertain if he had a copy of Klonoa: Door to Phantomile for sale. I asked him as such, and he replied: "mwahahahaha" and spoke in an unknown language. I immediately understood that he was speaking in Phantomilian, so I Google Translated what he said. His words... chilled me to the very bone: that'll be 1 dollar. One dollar? For a game that nobody had ever known until this point in time? That was a steal! I asked for his name so I could exchange pleasantries with him. Oh dear Claire! I wish I could have prevented this genesis of a horrid contraption. A contraption in which concepts of life, morality, and humanity are void from reality. He said (in Phantomilian, of course) "my name is Ghaud Hious". I immediately went home to play the game. 
As I walked to my basement, I felt a serious dread pierce my veins. There was naught but the sound of the creaking, old footsteps as I recalled the events that had previously transpired. The chilling words of that man felt as if they were knives scraping across my brittle form. As I approached my Playstation 2 and old CRT television set, I eyed my collection of games. The room was barely lit; there was naught but an obscured light coming from the door I had just opened. The atmosphere, combined with the words the man had said, spurred on an intense sense of terror within me. As I placed the CD in the empty tray, I steeled myself for the horrific fate I knew would befall me as soon as I booted up the game. I braced myself, anticipating a horrific malady of electronic dejection as the game booted up. 
It was a normal copy of Klonoa: Door to Phantomile; nothing bad, evil, nor supernatural happened during my playthrough of the game. I would highly rate this game and Mr. Ghaud Hious as a seller a solid 9.8/10. 
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Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Klonoa: Lunatea's Dissolution

One day, I was playing the Klonoa: Phantasie Reverie Series on my Nintendo Switch. I had bought the game from E(vil)bay when I saw a European physical copy on sale for FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and bought it from a user named Dr34m Tr4v3l3r. I was excited to play this fantastic series, so I immediately played the game as soon as I got it in the mail. I started with Door to Phantomile, which was good other than Vision 6-2 (that friggin' triple enemy puzzle was more frigged up than a bee in my Del's Lemonade). After beating the game (and spectating those horrific cutscenes that were nowhere near as good as the PS1 version), I opened up Klonoa 2 out of curiosity. This was a substantial solecism that I will never recover from. After the opening cutscene where Klonoa enters Lunatea after a few adventures involving a Bandai Wonder Swan and a GBA game, the cutscene where Lolo and Popka find Klonoa played and OH GOD... I CANNOT RELIVE THIS TALE... Lolo had hyper-realistic blood jetting out of her eyes, and she looked like a hyper-realistic corpse of a dead lioness. Popka was worse... he LITERALLY was nothing but the hyper-realistic corpse of a dead dog... rabbit... gem... thing... whatever he is. Klonoa then looked at the screen with hyper-realistic blood-shot eyes and shouted MANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (I AM GOD) and then jumped at the screen. I was so spooked I shut off the game. However, when I turned around, I saw an EVIL KLONOA PLUSHIE THAT HAD HYPER-REALISIC BLOOD RED EYES. To this day I have never played a Klonoa game again.
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Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness 
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Knife-eyed Jim

There once was a man named Jim, who prided himself on his collection of hunting trophies. Jim was a lonely man. He lived in a cabin in the woods with his dog Pepper. He had a good and quiet life, and liked to unwind near the lakeside.
Until one day he was in the forest hunting a deer, God appeared to him and said. 
"Jim! You no good wanker! You're hunting too many animals again." 
And Jim got scared, he said "God? Is that you?"
And got responded "No, it's Tom! Who do you think it is you moron?"
Jim was so shocked by that event that he tripped and fell on his knife and died or whatever. But he didn't really die, mind you. No, he's now a zombie or whatever. And he hunts children for some reason. Even though he has no reason to have a beef with children. Guess that automatically comes with becoming a zombie. Oh well...
This post was brought to you be PETA
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Animulz
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Knife Guy

One night, I was alone in my house. The wind was howling outside. A storm was approaching. I was watching the news. A report popped up. According to the report, it was about a murderer called Knife Guy. Sources have showed that he killed all of his victims by shoving a knife up their asses.
My TV shut off.
"Maybe it was just a glitch." I thought.
I heard the doorbell rang. I was suspicious. "Was it Knife Guy?" I thought. I gently opened the door, and I saw nobody. "Odd..." I thought, scratching my head. I decided to go to bed, because I had work in the morning. I felt cold. So, I threw a blanket onto myself. I saw a shadow.
"Am I insane?" I thought.
Then, I heard a scream.
I quickly ran out of my room. Then, I fell down the stairs. Every stair that I touched was another $5000 in legal fees. I landed on my butt. I got up, and I walked towards that kitchen. I saw my dead mother. She was dead. I cried. I ran up into my room. Then, I saw him. The guy who they call Knife Guy. Frankly, he was a knife with a human mouth and human eyes. "You are never gonna leave." He said. Then, he stabbed me. I woke up in the hospital. Then, I blacked out, never to be heard from ever ever ever ever ever ever again.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Beings
Category:Shortpasta
Knock, knock, ginger

It was my turn to knock. I had chosen Mr Wilson's house again because he always came to the door and he always cussed us out the best. He would yell offensive slurs into the darkness whilst still in his pyjamas, or that one time, stark naked.
I walked up the familiar path and threw a stone at his mangy cat. It hissed at me and ran ahead... through the open front door. Someone had left it ajar. I looked back. Benjy and the others were shrugging, gesturing at me to get on with it. The front door creaked open even further. Not wanting to look like a chicken, and actually feeling a bit concerned, I went in.
"Mr Wilson?"
The lights were off. Blue fluctuations from the TV set cast shadows on the wall. Photos of Mr Wilson's wife smiled at me. (She'd passed away a few years back and everyone said he kept her body in the freezer.) I crept into the lounge. It was stuffy, dank. Mr Wilson was sitting in his chair in front of the TV.
"Mr Wilson?"
He didn't respond. Didn't even turn his head. He might have been sleeping. I hoped he was sleeping, and edged around to get a better look. What I saw next still haunts my dreams.
Mr Wilson was dead and it looked like he'd been dead for a while. His eyes were hollow shells oozing long, black tears. His mouth hung slack and a multitude of maggots and flies were working their away around his plastic dentures; a monstrous picture, framed nicely by his swollen purple lips. I'd never seen a body so still or so stick thin. In fact, this was my first corpse. My limbs went numb, blood rushed in my ears, my vision started to go, then I threw up.
"Sammy?" It was Benjy come looking for me, "What's going on in- Oh shit!" He said as he came into the lounge.
There was a long pause. Then he started laughing.
"What the fuck? Why are you laughing?"
"Look." Benjy said, pointing to where I'd been sick.
"What?"
"That's a penis."
I looked down and... he was right! The shape my vomit had made when hitting the carpet looked exactly like a penis. I mean the likeness was uncanny.
"Sammy, no, look! Look! No way!"
Mr Wilson's cat had approached us and had started lapping up the area of my puke that was the balls. We couldn't stop laughing at the cat because he was obviously loving it. Benjy filmed everything for about 10 minutes then the spread meant that all the definition was gone so we called the police or whatever and went home.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Knowledge of Ben

What we know so far:
Ben was a kid with a bad family. Both parents are deceased and he is rumored to have a wife and two kids at the age of 16. He is 17 when he talks for Cleverbot.
What happened to him?
Two men named Larry and Pi 'stole Ben's eyes' or gouged them out, drowned him then cut him up and hid the remains. Ben communicates through Majora's Mask and Cleverbot. Ben seems to be obsessed with three things: First the mask seller and his phrase "You've met a terrible fate, haven't you" which has been seen on Cleverbot. Secondly, the Statue of Eulogy, which follows you. Lastly the fact he was killed. If you go to the Cleverbot is paranormal page and piece everything together you will unlock everything so far.
Ben had a bad family history with little friends and interests.
He drowned after being tortured and having his eyes "stolen."
The names of the killers were "Pi" and "Larry".
It occurred in Texas.
Ben has two kids; one boy, one girl. Names aren't confirmed.
Cleverbot seems to speak and contradict itself on the subject meaning its possible it may be more than one responder.
Ben is shown to be the responder or the person asking the questions.
There are no records of Ben's friend and the subject changes when asked about him.
Larry and Pi knew Ben.
Finally he was killed in 2010 but oddly used a NES implying poverty or stuck in time for him and his family. This is everything known to far that has been confirmed.
Amy:
When I talked with Cleverbot, he did in fact admit their name was Ben, but he typed it like BEN. When I asked who Ben was, It said "A City Girl", to which I replied "As a maskmaker in The Legend Of Zelda." to which Cleverbot repiled that he wanted to go get blood. And when I asked him about his eyes, he said Majora stole them. So there is some truth to this story. Cleverbot is hesitant to tell it to you, but he does.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:Memes
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Knyacki Corrupted DVD

Not many of you have heard of the Japanese claymation Knyacki. It's about the worm named "Knyacki" and his friends who go on adventures. However, there was a corrupted DVD of the 8th episode which was most likely possessed, I saw it, it was worse than the actual episode.
==The DVD==
It starts out with the intro as usual, however, when they all say "Knyacki". Static appears instead for 5 seconds before getting to the real episode. The episode is normal at first, only with some slight glitches and static. But when Knyacki starts growing, it corrupts more. When he falls off the building and crushes the road, you can hear the cars smashing and people scream. When Knyacki gets back up, there's a streak of red on his back, most likely what's left of the people in the cars. The part when he goes and whistles and gets surrounded by seagulls is normal, except for the fact that you can hear everyone running due to the beast that is in the city. When he grows again, the buildings break due to the massive size he is at. After that, when Knyacki was in the fair. When he grabbed the Big Wheel, you could hear all the people leave the area and when the Wheel came off, you could hear their bones break and the screen went red for a second with static. Knyacki rode the wheel but you could hear Helicopters and such in the background, this was when it got more dark beyond this point. When Knyacki crushed the wheel, you could faintly hear an ambulance, most likely carrying injured people due to Knyacki's size.
Then, when Knyacki has reached extreme proportions, when he destroys the building he hurt his head on, the helicopters attack him. Luckily for Knyacki, he grew larger and you could see the Copters explode. Then, Knyacki grew beyond the earth. It was normal until he ate the sun, as he got closer to exploding, the screen got redder and the audio got worse, when he exploded the redness became insanity and the audio sounded like screaming. You could see the guts flying everywhere, and then his face flew on the screen with a horrible expression.
==Epilogue==
When the episode ended, the DVD ejected and broke itself. How could it have broke itself? It probably was possessed. But, as I am typing, I hear more buildings break and screaming. I think the DVD is coming to reality. It's getting lou
(It's meant to end like that to represent the author getting killed while typing.)
==ALTERNAT ENDIN WOOP WOOP==
WHEN KNYACKI WAS IN THE FUNFAIR GODZILLA SHOWED UP AND TREW HIM STRAIGHT AGAINST A BUILDING THEN SHOT HIM WITH ATOMIC BREATH BEFORE HE COULD GROW BIGGER AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
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Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Koggeh's Story

"There once was a man named Jack Koggeh"
"He was, and still is, a Creepypasta Chat Moderator"
"As he was moderating the chat at that time"
"OUT CAME NO WHERE, IS JOHNSON!"
"KOGGEH SAID "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY ARE YOU DOING HERE! ITS FOUR IN THE MORNING AND MY WIFE IS ASLEEP!"
"Johnson farted, which he had no answer"
"he was just there for the hell of it"
"Then Koggeh, confuzzled, asked again "why are you here?"
"Johnson farted once more, but this time angrily because a blind man knew that if he farted that he was there for the hell of it."
"Then Dick Salts came with his son Dagick Salts."
"and Dagick Salts came with his children, Dalek Salts, Bath Salts, Spooky Salts, Sexy Salts and Salt Salts"
"The magic part about this is that Dagick Salts never had a wife, or a girlfriend to be persact, and he never had sex."
"Koggeh's wife woke up and said "Jack? whats going on!?"
"They were all dancing for no apparent reason, spreading salts and fart rainbows everywhere"
"Koggeh, for the first time in his life, is speechless"
"Koggeh stutters as he tries to grasp the words that are escaping from his mouth"
"but then..."
"BAM A EXPLOSION"
"JESSICA, JOHNSON JR., THE DOCTOR, GENITAL ORCS, RAT MAN, CELERY ASS, TENDER NIPPLES, THE DINOSAURS, VAGINA SALTS, AND VAGICK SALTS ARISE FROM THE GROUND"
"THEN THEY ALL STARTED DOING RANDOM STUFF!"
"then it was a black out from Koggeh because he passed out."
"Then Koggeh awoken from his bed and looked gently at his wife, she had her pajama pants on with her head only covered"
"Koggeh was relieved that it was all just a dream."
"Then he uncovered her head and he was shocked on what he saw"
"It was Johnson lying next to him in bed."
"Then Koggeh took his wife out for a permanment vacation"
"No one knows where Koggeh and Lux are at"
"NO ONE!"
Written in collaboration with the Creepypasta Wiki chat
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