The word

== The Word==
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Grease is The Word . Frankie Valli said so. Damn those fifties nutjobs!
The Bird is equal to or greater than the word.
Bird is the word.
== A History Of The Word ==
When Grease was officially instated as The Word, English and R.E. teachers worldwide went into a frenzy press conferences denying it, only to later say that they did not have sexual relations with that woman, a move which shocked the world.
Now that The Word was no longer attributed to a deity or a form of the English language, teachers of the aforementioned subjects were made redundant and took up occupations as the Clones from Star Wars or Painters and other such loser jobs. This was the official line, anyway.
After an all time hike in the number of illiterate and atheist people, it was decided by none other than Yogi Berra (which explains his otherwise random quote) to "screw it" and "let his people go." This is why, unfortunately, most of us reading this will have studied one or more of those damned subjects.
==This==
In Medieval Times, God acquired the rights to use The Word; paying two florins and a quilt. He decided in his mind of mind to make The Word "this." This is why in church services, you may here "this is the word of the Lord." 
== Moves To Change The Word ==
A few groups such as Greenpeace and Blue Wedges have campained to change the word to something more conventional, which resulted in a war in Iraq just so those morons would have something else to complain about.
== Harnessing The Power Of The Word ==
People throughout the ages have seen and tried to take advantage of the magnaminity of The Word. Optus, an Australian internet and phine line provider, used The Word to allure customers; which proved to be a resounding success.
It has also been used to test intelligence. The saying "just say The Word" came to be when people were looking for ways to show superiority over others. But they too did not know the word, until a tell all song was written entitled: Grease is The Word.
== Legal Aspects ==
Following a literally eternal legal battle, God reclaimed The Word for himself, "it was Mine in the first place", he decried and he cited a bestseller he'd asked some Greek monks to write in 1974, styled on some of Homer's lesser known travelogues. "Ten Billion Copies Can't be wrong!!" He said, and repeated it in Tongues so the lawyers could understand better. Because in the beginning was the Word, and the word was "Fudge", though some of Jesus' desciples got together and profferred "God" as a better substitute, though less sweet, and on the upside with fewer calories. This calmed the Almighty, and led him to write a sequel entitled "Hitler, my part in his downfall", though Spike Milligan's estate had a lot to say about it, including "Radishes", and "Fuck the Pope". When the pope heard this, they shouted "Fuck, the pope!" as by this stage he was coming after them with an extremely angry expression, and a bit of two-by-four with a nail in. And you don't want to upset God's Rottweiler now, do you?
==Vortniploodge==
This time I'm not serious, and I want you to get out my broom and sweep me away like the little hellion of dust that you wish to see in yourself. Go on, the broom is right there in the closet . . .
==Little known fact==
God's rottweiler, AKA Cardinal Roland Ratzenberger, was followed by Ayrton Senna into the afterlife, where he was canonised and signed up with Ferrari, winning 1995's season on a holy mandate. Bernie Ecclestone's lawyers claimed No Fair, and were sent back by a rigged jury to the fires from which they emerged. And that's what the Man Upstairs' presence on Earth can do - get the lawyers convicted instead. He can't be all that bad now, can he? It was alleged, you see, that they were being paid by the makers of Brimstone tyres, allegedly. Or it may be non-admissable. Or hearsay. Or Steps. Or Westlife. Whutever.
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