The Loud House: No Such Luck Alternate Ending

Hello, I am Superintendent Chalmers and Have you watched The Loud House? if you have, I'm sure you have watched the infamous No Such Luck, One day, I went to the DVD store to rent myself some movies, When I was there I saw a loud house DVD called No Such Luck, the cover was just Lincoln and the house but the house was blurred and the title said No Such Luck. So I rented that DVD for 1 day and I was driving home in my car, when I got home I got the DVD and looked at it for 1 minute. after 1 minute I went into the house and i went on my Xbox 360 and started watching the episode. The episode played normally until the end of the scene where Lincoln tries to reason with his family he isn't bad luck, instead of going to the soft ball game and the beach, he was walking down the street like Mickey Mouse in Suicide Mouse. A homeless man then possessed him by a demon, Lincoln started turning evil, He grinned and started laughing evilly, Lincoln saw Clyde, He punched him in the face so hard, Lincoln started running super duper fast to a weapon store, he stole all the weapons. The weapon store owner was so lazy he is a stick figure, His voice was also lazy as it was Microsoft Sam, The owner said Hey! Get back! Lincoln then yelled SHUT THE FUCK UP and then he cut off his head, he started running home super fast and started hiding until the next morning, he kicked down the door, Lori said what the fuck are you doing? you are bad luck! Lincoln then said doing what I should do! and he shot Lori in the head. Everyone was shocked, Lynn, Luna, Leni, Lola, Lana and Lisa where running away into Lola and Lana's Bedrooms, He did something to Luan, Lucy, Lily, Lynn Senior and Rita but I don't want to get into details, Lola and Lana's room was locked but Lincoln axed the door and said here's Linky! Everyone screamed! Lynn hid in the closet, Lincoln burned Lisa, He made Luna's ears bleed and smashed her guitar on her, He tied Lola and Lana to a chair near a saw, Lola and Lana were yelling SOMEONE HELP US PLEASE HELP US! HELP! Lincoln said no one is here to help! the saw got to them! Leni jumped out of the window and fell to her death, Lincoln opened the closet door and jumpscared Lynn, it scared me too, Lincoln said I saved you for last asshole! Lynn said Lincoln why are you doing this to me? Lincoln said I've put up with your insults, your immaturity, your punches, your violence, your madness, your lack of manners, your stubbornness and your attitude! Lincoln was getting super angry he went into a huge rage mode! Lincoln said FUCK YOU! Lynn punched Lincoln in the face to defend herself! Lincoln stopped and said I! HATE!! YOU!!! Lincoln and Lynn started to get near the stairs! Lincoln got a baseball bat and hit Lynn and she fell down the stairs, She was still alive, Lincoln said sorry Lynn but your time is up and he backstabbed Lynn. Lincoln went outside and got his gun and shot himself, A demon came out and it scared me and the house fell apart due to the damage Lincoln caused, It ended like Suicide Mouse but instead of Mickey it was Lincoln and there was voices, DVD ended, I was scared of the episode that I never watched The Loud House ever again! That night I had a nightmare where the green Teletubby came to my house and destroyed everything in my house! I unzipped him and it was Lincoln, I woke up at 6 am, drove to the store and returned it, If you see the DVD No Such Luck, Don't buy it!
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