Death Battle Lost Episode - Planet Earth VS. Giant Death Laser

I was just 15 years old when it happened .I have been a fan of the internet series 'Death Battle' practically ever since it first began. I loved the analysis, fights, music, pretty much everything about it. But that day... the day I turned 15, changed EVERYTHING.
I was doing my homework online when I got the notification for a brand new Death Battle episode. It was titled 'Planet Earth VS. Giant Death Laser - DEATH BATTLE!' I thought it was a strange match-up since I did not recognize both characters, and Jinx vs. Harley Quinn wasn't even out yet, but I decided to watch it anyways. It began as normal, with Wiz and Boomstick announcing both combatants. Planet Earth and the Giant Death Laser.
The first began with the analysis of Planet Earth. I was surprised by how in-depth they went. They talked about the history of the planet and it's creation, as well as the birth of humans and their accomplishments and wars, including World War 2, The Big Bang, The Library of Congress, and more. I had to admit, I was fairly invested, yet still confused as they did not mention any VS Battle stuff at all, though many people in the Death Battle community would see that as a plus so I digress.
After Planet Earth's analysis, they moved onto the Giant Death Laser. Apparently, Wiz and Boomstick installed a giant satellite with a laser on it in outer space pointed towards Earth. I had to admit, the CG was incredibly impressive, probably the best in the series.Each piece of metal, every star, every window, even the Earth shown at one point, looked incredibly realistic and lifelike. At this point, I had no idea what would happen in the fight. Essentially, they went down and explained the inner workings of the satellite, including its production, funding, and how they managed to install it into orbit. I figured that something this large would've surely been on the news, so I didn't really take anything they said seriously.
After the Giant Death laser's analysis, it was time for the fight to begin. Excited, I got some popcorn and watched the fight. It started with the Earth spinning in orbit, the moon alongside it, before panning to the Giant Death Laser charging up and firing at Earth. Suddenly, I heard loud screams from outside, followed by a siren. I went outside to see what all the racket was about, but when I looked up, I saw a horrifying sight. A giant red laser was heading directly towards the planet! It was incredibly bright and hard to see, I nearly went blind just looking up. I looked down a bit to notice a spaceship flying into orbit. A flag was next to it, so I took out my binoculars in my pants to see what was on it. Imagine my shock when I saw the Rooster Teeth logo imprinted on the flag as well as the spaceship. From there, I realized what was going on. The Death Battle team, most likely Chad and Ben, built a giant death satellite in space, and wanted to destroy the world for whatever reason by firing a massive laser at our planet, destroying it. That would explain why the 'CG' looked so realistic, because it wasn't CGi at all, it was real life. Before I could even comprehend what was happening, however, the laser finally collided with Earth, and me, alongside the rest of America, was incinerated by the laser. The laser completely went through the Earth's core, causing it to explode and destroy everything, including the moon, which was launched out of orbit into the sun. This then caused a supernova which destroyed the entire solar system, but the Giant Death Laser remained untouched due to being fireproof. It soon froze due to the lack of the sun to keep it warm, however, and drifted off into space where it was found by aliens and taken to their home planet as a treat.
Meanwhile, the Rooster Teeth rocket ship landed on a purple planet by the name of Zalgroopopoop (Note: NOT THE ALIEN PLANET MENTIONED EARLIER). Ben and Chad walked out of the spaceship, transforming into their true alien forms as they walked up to a large castle, in which they met Queen Gliggleglop.
Gliggleglop: "Did you destroy Earth?"
Chad: "Yes, my queen."
Gliggleglop: "Good. Let us move onto phase 2 then...."
THE END...?
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