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Ray Mears' Unibrow

Leave it to the fat layabouts at Wikipedia to forget all about the importance of Ray Mears' Unibrow.
Ray Mears' Unibrow is a television, radio and cinema personality, gardener, newspaper columnist, philanthropist, personal trainer, ex-Prime Minister of Great Britain and co-founder of Wikipedia, currently sitting comfortably above Ray Mears' eyes, its closest friends.
==Career==
'The Unibrow' first received worldwide recognition as the first anatomical feature to appear on BBC 2. Due to the enormous popularity made by this, he was made British Prime Minister. But after BBC 2 commited suicide in 1997, it saw its career go downhill and had to make do with cameos and walk-on parts in such famous programmes as Minder and The Bill. After seeing its second big break as an axe-murderer in Super Confetti Magic Man it went on to appear in Celebrity Stars in their Eyes, singing 'ABC' by the Jackson 5 as a group with Janet Street Porter's teeth and Clive Anderson's combover, and appeared in many films, as well as being a regular guest for Terry Wogan in his radio show, 'Wake Up to Wogan' since 2002.
==Personal life==
Ray Mears' Unibrow has lived with Jessica Alba's bottom lip since 2003, and he drives a sky blue Morris Minor in the Yorkshire countryside. Normally, he just hitches a ride on Ray Mears' head.
==Relationship with Ray Mears==
Ray Mears' Unibrow has a very close companionship with its namesake, and the head upon which it was originally spawned. It has been known to be used by Mears to make fire, chop wood and test mushrooms for poison, all of which leading to a mutual friendship.
Oh, his unibrow also saved him when he was in the jungle, it collected rain water for him too.
==Filmography==
*'Tracks', himself, BBC 2, 1993
*'Ray Mears' World of Survival', himself, BBC 2, 1995
*'Ray Mears' Bushcraft', himself, BBC 2, 1996
*'Minder', Mr Bullwinkle, 1998
*'The Bill', himself, 2000
*'KFC advert' Colonel Sanders' moustache, 2001
*'Sesame Street', Bert's unibrow, 2001
*'Celebrity Stars in Their Eyes', himself, 2003
Category:British actors
Category:British television personalities
Category:British writers
Category:Evil body parts
Rayman

In a time before UbiSoft was memorable for their later titles utilizing top of the line research, they tried their hand at making a nice and unique platformer to grace the original Playstation and PC along with a bunch of other platforms. Michel Ancel took matters in his own hands and got to work. On one fateful day, the stress from the product overwhelmed him to the point that he was sent into another world as his own creation, Rayman. During his short trip, Michel gained sight about what to put in the game and told his companions about the findings. Sometime in 1995, it was released with overwhelmingly positive reception.
==The original==
As the great magician recalls:
Michel, now Rayman, engages in an epic journey to save Betilla and free the Electoons as well as defeat Mr. Dark. It was a long and dangerous journey, but he has satisfied the conditions to keep a world at peace. However...
==The Great Escape==
Following the events of his forst adventure, robot pirates have invaded his home (the Glade of Dreams) and captured its inhabitants for slave labor. Unfortunately, he was one of those who were imprisoned; luckily, he found his best friend Globox during this time and freed themselves in the titular Great Escape. Following the escape, the two set off to find and neutralize Razorbeard- the captain of the robo-pirates. In the meantime, they go on a journey to find four masks in order to awaken Polokus, a magic being who dreamt the Glade into existence. When they find the masks, Polokus awakens and destroys all the pirates in the Glade with the exception of a prison ship. With the defeat of Razorbeard at the hands of Rayman, everything is okay.
==Reckoning==
UbiSoft was planning out the details for Rayman's next adventure with this new installment proving to be very interesting. However, all the ideas went to hell when the Raving Rabbids overrun the system with a desire for prominence. This would mark the occasion that his adventures would be documented in 3D. The Rabbids would become famous, much to the dismay of fans, and possibly snub him. Eventually, they looked to the past and started over: his origins were released as a way for those fans to look back at something that defined their childhoods.
==Rayman today==
Since the release, Rayman had to defend his title against the likes of Sonic the Hedgehog and Mario. These fights have lasted for eons with no signs of ending. He will be remembered with a legacy that anyone could be proud of.
==See also==
*Commander Keen
*What the hell is this?
*Limbs
*Zoroaster
Category:Video games
Real Coca-Cola

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Coca-Cola is a killer drink, causing widespread damage around the world, causing death and creating pollution. Below is a list of some of the ways that Coke takes life.
==Child labour==
Benefiting from hazardous child labor in sugar canes in El Salvador was first documented by Human Rights watch in 2004 and in a nationally-televised British documentary in 2007, then highlighted in Mark Thomas’s book "Belching Out the Devil. Global Adventures with Coca-Cola." Children who are dying to work for Coke enjoy the benefits of drinking Coke on the job - and dying from that too!Belching Out the Devil. Global Adventures with Coca-Cola, Mark Thomas, Nation Books; 1 edition (June 1, 2009) published in Spring 2009.
==Pollution and water use==
Coke overexploits and pollutes its water sources in El Salvador, India, Mexico, the Phoenix Islands, African countries and elsewhere, thereby destroying community sources of water for drinking and sanitation and the irrigation of crops. After sucking the wells dry, they put sugar in the water and charge an arm and a leg for it - the arms and legs of El Salvadorians, Indians, Mexicans, Phoenix Islanders, and lots and lots of Africans. It's the real thing! In India, local officials in Kerala had to shut down a Coke plant to save water because of a drought that Coke was making worse. And in Tamil Nadu, they had also had (ground)water removed, Pepsi soft drinks were also affected as it affected soda companies. All for a soda.
==Labor abuse==
Labor abuses in China based on undercover investigations at several Coke plants. Chinese press reported in December 2008 that Coke employees are "involved in the most dangerous, intense and tiresome labor: work the longest hours. but receive the lowest wages and face arrears and even cutbacks in their pay." One investigator claimed that Coke violated Chinese labor laws and reported that workers "often worked 12 hours per day for an entire month without a single day off." BBC News (5/21/07) reported that Coca-Cola has been accused of benefiting from prison labor in China.
==Health risks==
Marketing to children nutritionally worthless and damaging beverages that health experts say help fuel the obesity, high blood pressure and diabetes epidemics, as well as weaker bones and cavities. Artificial sweetener aspartame in Coke’s diet beverages is linked to numerous serious health disorders.
==What can you do?==
Refuse to buy or drink any beverage or product created by the Coca-Cola company, and urge your friends to do the same. What will probably happen is your friends will look at your funny, up until the time their insides are eaten away like a shiny penny left in Coke for a week! Or a tooth exposed to Coke or orange juice from the company not cleaned for a year.
==References==
==External links==
*killercoke.org
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Real IQ Test

Real IQ Test
Answer these questions and check your results.
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== Here we go! ==
*1a. Name twelve countries in Europe.
*1b. Name two cities in London.
*1c. Name five languages.
*1d. Name Twelveoleen Peoples
*2e. Translate the term Soup to Engrish
*3. How much? Describe in detail, using only the letters R, Q, W, W, Q, P, $, and the number three.
*4. True. Prove that the previous statement was false.
*5. Create a rift in the space time continuum by using only the power of song.
*6. If LIVED is to DEVIL then STOIDI is to...
*7. What the crap did the previous just mean?
*8. Is that the part of this IQ test?
*9. View this:
*1 2
*3 ?
*What should come as the "?" ?
*10. Name three American actors
*11. Name three Oscar-winning films
*12. Say the word NICE POO backwards with a rewind-alike sound effect.
*13. Say the word OOP ECIN forwards with a Golden Emmy Award-alike special effect
*14. What is Bonjour in English?
*15. What is a woman?
*16. Where is a woman?
*17. Why is a woman?
*Eleven Twelfty. When is a woman?
*19. What time do women eat?
*20. Why is this a lousy test?
*21. wow, can someone help this person make this page funny.
*22. wow, can someone help this page make this person funny.
*23. Do you actually have friends?
*24. I'm sorry.
*25. Why me?
*26. Whats Green+3.666?
*27. When is Happy-Go-Hug-Your-Comrade day?
*27 1/2. Are you Russian to finish this test?
*28. Describe jesus in as many words as possible. -maximum word count 1/2-
*29. Bounce or Wiggle? -Dont stare at them-
*30. If you are dislexic please skip to question 69-or 96 your choice
*31. Where do green beans come from?
*32. how do you bust a nut?
==Final test results==
Hooray!!11one11 You Won The Game!!! Here is your result:
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Simply double-click the black bar thingie and see your retarded number... thingie
 Real IQ test
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Category:Education
Real Raw News

Real Raw News is one of the best satire websites in the World Wide Web. Fooling both liberals and conservatives, many people think this is real. Liberals think it's a Russian disinformation site while Conservatives think it is what the mainstream media were hiding from them. Regardless, the man who runs the site, a respected Michael Baxter, has created satire which surpasses anything we at Uncyclopedia could come up with.
== History ==
Michael Baxter is a award-winning journalist who, according to him, was "a former mainstream journalist and former English teacher". Seeking to expand his horizons, in December 2019, he created the site to test his satire. When asked about the people who believed it, he said, "I didn't think anyone would believe FEMA BUYS ASSAULT RIFLES FROM CHINA was real, but people loved it." Realizing that he could earn serious cash using donation ads, he began embracing the persona.
It worked. Due to how bollocks the satire was, initially, the mainstream media immediately went on the scene, criticizing how people fell for the obvious nonsense and thought it was real. However, when Baxter told his fellow reporters and journalists about his satire, they stopped caring. That was until 2024, when the hurricanes and struck Florida. Rather than believing that carbon dioxide and methane reflects heat, disgruntled conservatives used their scapegoat, the government.
The government, as you already know, sucks. We all know that. However, conspiracy theorists sucked up the nonsense that Real Raw News spat out, thinking that instead of being corrupt by different clans of rich people, the Democrats are exclusively to blame for things no congressman cares about, like weather. As a result, Baxter released this.
== See also ==
* Real Fox News
* Real Dick News
* Just News
Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Admins, REAL ADMINS. This site is awesome. My name is Anonymous, and I can't stop thinking about admins. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet. 
==Facts==
1. Admins are mammals.
2. Admins revert ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the admin is to FLIP OUT and block people.
4. Admins are so totally sweet that an admin can beat up Chuck Norris AND Pirate Ninja Jesus at the same time!
==Weapons and gear==
*Computer (Windows, Linux or Mac OS. Admins are versatile)
*Keyboard (QWERTY or, very rarely, Dvorak)
*Mouse (Well, not if on Linux)
*Hordes of demonic minions (Well, only Splaka has those)
==Testimonial==
:Admins can block anyone they want! Admins block users ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this admin who was looking at the Poland page. He reloaded it and it was blanked, and so the admin banned everyone in the page's history. My friend Llama Jesus once saw an admin block someone just because he mispeeled a word.
AND THAT'S WHAT I CALL REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:If you don't believe admins have REAL ULTIMATE POWER then you'd better get a life right now or they will block you!!! It's an easy choice if you ask me.
:Admins are soooooooo sweet I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Admins are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful and sweet. I love admins with all my body (including my wenis)
==Q and A:==
*Why is everyone so obsessed with admins?
**Admins are the ultimate paradox. On one hand, they will ban anyone without thinking twice, but on the other hand, admins work to uphold quality standards for Uncyclopedia.
*I've heard that admins are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
**Whoever told you that is a total liar. Like all other mammals, admins can be mean or totally awesome.
*What do admins do when they're not blocking people or flipping out?
**Most of their free time is spent editing, but sometimes they revert. Ask Codeine if you don't believe me.
*Why do admins act the way they do?
**It's the power, oh my god the power! Fingertips touching the keyboard of the overlords, wanton destruction at a whim. You just don't understand, you couldn't possibly begin to comprehend it.
==Related Links==
*List of known admins
*Ninjas
*Admins
==External links==
*False Ultimate Power
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Really big text

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“Back up a bit, pardner!”
:~John Wayne on Really Big Text
“It's really big.”
:~Captain Obvious on Really Big Text
"That's what she said!"
:~Oscar Wilde on the previous quote
Really big text is mostly used on warning labels and music videos and was originally developed by the Ancient Egyptians for use on the sides of pyramids. Since then, really big text has become quite commonplace.
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==Uses==
Really big text is a common device used to cause vision loss and blindness in really large books, such as an encyclopedia or the Bible. It proved very effective for many centuries in countries where the reading of the Bible or encyclopedias was required. It is also used by ClayPigeonSite to annoy you to the point of insanity.
==Finest Print==
In the field of Advertising, really big text is called the finest print, and is used by marketing experts to force you to read what they write. It works most of the time as you will see when you send me all your money.
==Cures==
If you believe you may have been affected by really big text, immediately drop what you are doing, and run around screaming in circles for several minutes. The damage to the eyes can also be remedied by immediate contact with salt. If the above two are unsuccessful, fall to your knees and pray to Allah or Jessica Simpson for salvation.
==See also==
*Bible
*Egypt
*Small Text
*Large Text
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Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
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Reason

Reasoning is what happens when people seem to think they understand how things happen. For example, Sir Isaac Newton reasoned that time is absolute. He was awarded knighthood, however, for being able to sing backwards while juggling plates (this amused the monarchy considerably). Albert Einstein reasoned that time is relative and the speed of light is absolute. God came and reasonably slapped the two of them, reasoning that He was absolute. The Flying Spaghetti Monster showed up with His entourage of pirates and showed God who was in charge. I digress.
== The History of Reason ==
A man was sitting in a cave a very long time ago. A bear came at him and tried to eat him. The man felt pain. He reasoned that the bear was the cause of the pain, and that therefore bears are bad for people. This man discovered reason. He soon became bear excrement.
Many years later, the man was now dressed in a skirt (though he insisted it was something called a 'toga'). This man was inclined to think a lot. He started talking about logic and reason and trying to get people to listen to him, but no one could care less. He then went out, invented the sword, and murdered everyone around him. Filmmakers are yet to make a film based on these events, but the title 'Peloponnese Sword Massacre' just isn't as catchy.
A few centuries ahead, a man started looking up into the sky and observed many things. He used reasoning to figure out stuff about the earth and its movement in space. He told people about his reasoning. The people told the reigning totalitarian establishment (the Church). The Church then did bad things to this man. Very bad things. They apologised to him 400 years later, but it's the thought that counts, doesn't it?
As you can see, the most reasonable men have been killed off over time. Therefore, due to natural selection, the stupid people survived and passed on their stupidity. This explains why people think pictures and videos of cats are so funny.It rhymes because it's true.
== The Reason for Reason ==
God knows. He's just too selfish to tell.
People have speculated a lot about the purpose of reason. They set out on a quest to find a reason for reason. Some incredibly clever people in this group then wanted to find the reason for finding the reason for reason. Some more intellectually gifted people then decided to find the reason for finding the reason for finding the reason for reason. An observer to this quest commented that the use of pure reason has trapped these fools in an infinite regression. The people on the quest, however, were simply too smart to understand.
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== Religious Views on Reason ==
It's bad.
== Philosophical Views on Reason ==
It's good.
== Religious Views on Philosophy ==
It's bad.
== Philosophical Views on Religion ==
Screw you.
 
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Category:Logic
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Reasonable doubt

thumb|300px|Tell that to my grandfather, bitch!
Reasonable doubt is a trait of disbelief with reason behind it. Being reasonable, there is doubt that this concept is a subcategory of some category other than logic. The concept of logic, however, is absent in the recent generation. It is usually heard as a legal term, where it describes what the defense must prove if their defendant is white and what the defense cannot prove if their client is a minority.
==Examples of reasonable doubt==
#If Johnny tells Scott that he punched a police officer, killed him, and then went on to get candy from the government, Scott would most likely doubt that with the conclusion being if Johnny killed someone, he would only be arrested. However, if Scott happens to be retarded, there is reasonable doubt that Scott will notice this and will be fooled.
#If Patrick Star shows his nude butt on an episode of Spongebob Squarepants, there is reasonable doubt that Nickelodeon will decline the airing of that particular episode, because the talking starfish has mooned the audience before on multiple occasions.
==Reasonable certainty==
It is possible for a reasonable certainty to exist on the effect side of a cause-and-effect chain, the cause being reasonable doubt. For example:
::If Richie masturbates in public, there is reasonable doubt that he'll still have friends. If Richie then decides to kill himself, there is reasonable certainty that nobody will care, let alone notice.
The same applies the other way around:
::If Brenda tells Emily she totally made out with Jake last night, there is reasonable certainty that the whole entire school will know it by tomorrow. Brenda will then end up killing herself soon after, and there is reasonable doubt that someone will care, let alone feel sorry for Brenda. (Non sequitur: Emily and Jake are both ugly as fuck.)''
==Disagreement==
In some cases, reasonable certainty and reasonable doubt will disagree with each other. This is referred to as "obliviousness". When one reaches the state of obliviousness, they often claim "I don't know". Consider these examples:
#If Lisa's mom tells Lisa that she has met menopause, and Lisa is absent of proof, reasonable doubt and reasonable certainty will intertwine and negate each other. Lisa then meets the state of obliviousness, and says "Good for you mom– tell that at parties," and walks away.
#If Josiah walks out of his house, goes to the neighbors' house and informs them that he just recently dropped a giant, bulky, slimy green shit that clogged his toilet, the neighbors most likely will not know if he is lying or telling the truth. The neighbors suffer from both obliviousness and ten seconds wasted from their lives that they won't get back.
==See also==
*Lies
*Truth
*Reason
*Proof
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