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Gravity falls banned episode

Ahh gravity falls, it's such a good show. I love everything about it. The characters and all that stuff is all just good. Until I encountered a very disturbing episode of the show. So it all started with me watching some Disney xd that afternoon and was watching some crash and Bernstein. Until commercial break, which was when a bumper showed up saying a new episode of gravity falls is about to begin. I was really excited about that. Because I really love that show but crash and Bernstein wasn't over, it was just a commercial break. But I didn't care though, I was bored and decided to watch. The episode then starts out with the theme intro, but the music was distorted but everything else seemed okay. Until it got to the logo, but something was wrong with it. It was bleeding hyper realistic blood and also the Disney channel logo wasn't there either. The next part after the intro was over, there was Dipper sitting on his bed reading his journal . But seemed more like he was just staring at it more than reading it. This lasted for about a couple seconds . The screen then cut to black for a few minutes. Then came back on to reveal Dipper and Mabel watching TV but it looked like they were a watching a static screen. They had black eyes with red pupils and they're faces had scar's on them too. Then it cuts to Soos outside, he picks up a shovel and swings it around everywhere but until he accidentally cut his head open with it. He screamed so loudly that it almost filled the room. I tried turning the volume down but it didn't help much. He managed to pull the shovel out of his skull only to have him bleeding rapidly. He died quickly from loss of blood and the screen cut to static. This time for about one minute, then came back to reveal Dipper, Mabel, and Stan staring at me for me with their grim expressions and the screen became glitchy. Then there was a message saying " Attention viewers this episode of gravity falls has been removed due to gore and for being too scary. Please refrain to watch other programs, thank you " . Since then, I never looked at gravity falls the same way ever again. But hey, everything was back to normal then right.
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Greased Lightning

This is my experience with cursed games and stuff, it's completely real.
==Chapter 1: Garage sale==
I was bored, so I decided to play Pokémon Y on my 3DS, but the fucking game was broken or some shit like that, I said:
"Oh c'mon you fucking fucktard, I wasted 50 fucking dollars in you because it was some limited version or shit like that!" I said, as you can see, I was very angry.
"Let's see..." I start to check my bookshelf
"Fuck, I have beat all these fucking games" I said
"Mhh, I have an idea" I said, then I looked at the window (At this point you will think that I am crazy because I'm talking alone, and yes, you are right)
"Badass', the old fuck that lives in front of my house is having a garage sale, let's see if I can buy some games and post a creepypasta about them" I said.
I walked to the garage sale, the I talked to assclown that was selling all that stuff.
"Hey, I want to buy some shit" I said.
"Then don't bother me fucking Cum!" The old fucktard said.
I saw a box filled with used DS games, I said to myself: "Fuck yeah,  this is so cliché, maybe the games are damned or something like that, I will upload a gameplay on YouTube and I will get famous!"
"I want this shit" I said to the old asshole.
"Ohh, these are games that the children I used to abuse had" He said.
"Yeah, we all know that you're a creep, now, what's the cost?" I said.
"Only 100 dollars" The old cum said.
"100 hundred fucking dollars?! are you crazy" I said.
I punched the asshole in the face and I picked up all the games.
==Chapter 2: The games==
I went to my house. then I checked the games.
I saw games like: Dragon Quest IX, Pokémon Mistery Dungeon, Pokémon Platinum, Pokémon Black, Final Fantasy IV, etc.
I put the games in the 3DS, but the fucking thing will not turn on, so I hit it with a friggin' hammer, yeah.
The 3DS turned on, then I put the games.
I played like for 34 hours, and no fucking game was damned or a shit like that.
Suddenly I was playing Dragon Quest and the screen frozened, I thought: "Fuckin finally, I'm going to get famous"m but the screen went to normal, it was just lag.
I covered the games with oil and burned them, but the fire extended and burned my house, but I could save the 3DS.
I went to the house of my friend John, he's in drugs or shit like that.
He was sleeping, it was the perfect scenario for violence, so I stabbed him in the ass, then I started his computer, I entered Mozilla, then I clicked on a page called "Creepypasta wiki", I said: Fuck this shit, I'm going to invent this shit as everybody does.
So. I created the best creepypasta ever, but minutes later some assholes deleted my page, I created it again, and again, and again, and again until that asshole banned me.
Days later John couldn't walk because his ass was like the flag of Japan, but that's not the matter, I found my story in a site called TrollPasta, when I clicked the link I felt a clod shit in my head.
I found myself In a room full of turds.
==Chapter 3: The Room==
Coming Soon you basturd
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Greatest Freakout Ever Lost Episode

I used to enjoy the 'Greatest Freakout Ever' videos, the ones were a teenager called Jack Quire records his older brother called Stephen Quires tantrums, whether its over getting his World of Warcraft account deleted or being locked out of the house in the snow, it was a great series to watch.
Until I saw this video that would change all that for the rest of my life.
Last week I spotted a video on Wafflepwns channel called 'Freakout 666' - What would this video hold? I clicked on the link to the video.
I regretted that to this very moment in time.
It starts out how it normally does, with the camera to Jack Quire's face, what he said seemed off for him, Jack said that he was going go into the Hummer and run over the Batmobile replica that Stephen had built before 'Greatest Freakout Ever 23'. It was Midnight. Jack was about to go through the Kitchen when he saw Stephen. Here's were things started to get weird, Stephen had said:
"I am sick of YOUR CRAP! I DON'T WANT YOU TO RECORD ME FREAKING OUT LIKE SOME VIOLENT PIECE OF CRAP! Stop recording, just stop."
Jack had then said, 'No.'
That's all he said, he just said, "No."
David Quire, the father of the family, came downstairs and asked. "What the hell is going on!? Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
Stephen then said, "You leave me no choice. Do you hear me? NO CHOICE! NOW PREPARE FOR YOUR IMMINENT DEMISE!"
Stephen then lit a match and set the house on fire. David Quire then charged at Stephen and mercilessly beat him, this lasted for about 55 seconds until Stephen pulled out a shotgun and shot David in the head, brain matter flew out everywhere as his tortured head disintegrated from the force.
Jack then ran out of the house like a herd of Zebra's escaping from a dangerous pack of Lions. Once Jack got out of the house, there was a massive fire, everything in the house was now an inferno descending into ruin. Jack then stated:
"Well, this is it."
Stephen then came out of the house, he had some throwing knives, ready to kill his brother, Stephen then said, "Yes, this is it. Come out you cowardly prick, AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!"
Jack then grabbed a baseball bat lying next to him and attempted to beat Stephen with it, the creepiest thing is, was Stephen's smile, his smile was quite sadistic and satanic, as if he was possessed. Stephen didn't express any pain whatsoever, he just stood there.
That was when the video ended. I was shocked at that point, why did Stephen do this?
I will never know, and that would be for the best.
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Greatest YouTube video of all time

This... this is the greatest YouTube video of all time. This is a video at it's full potential. Not enough people are praising this for how much it is. The writing, the acting, the editing... It's all glorious! Nothing can top this. All full length movies combined are nothing compared to this. This really deserves an award. The lore of this video goes so deep, it's digging through the earth's core right now. I could tell this beautiful masterpiece was made on a super high budget, it deserves an Oscar award right now. I wouldn't believe something this high quality would exist if you were to show me, but now that I've seen it, I'm holding back tears. I used to have depression ever since I lost my parents, but since I've seen this, I've gotten over every fear and depression I've ever had since all the tragedies I've experienced from life. I can't thank you enough for making my dream video a reality. This deserves a medal, a trophy, a cash prize, and any other award that a person can think of.
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Green Eyes and Red Face

It was a cold California night, I was different then. I was still a joke—never appreciated by anyone. After all I was just a kid. What else could I have done about the conflict? I just want to be that one mistake that nobody will ever meet again. Have a replica of my personality is in fact the worst thing you want to do. But I had to hold on to home because it's where my heart will always stay.
At the time there was a well-known thing called hope. Hope used to not be based around belief of faith as it is now. Hope used to be absolute trust inside of the future that you will not die. Now that's gone—you have to pray for hope. That's why the expression 'I was hoping and praying' came. I had no hope with that definition of the past—but with the modern definition I did have hope.
I watched the silhouette let out a gasped breath of fate while all the white smoke from his mouth faded into the night sky. The figure seemed odd—I couldn't make out if it was a man or a woman. Not even the eyes shined under the moonlight. Under fear I stood there, unmoving, blinking only once a minute because all hope was lost. I suggested it was a man.
His head looked up from staring at the pavement without intrigue. He was about forty feet away so there was no point to start backing up until he came closer. I ignorantly sat there without any signs of fear. Sitting there was an absolute mistake. Again, I was just a kid and I made too many mistakes. His neck slowly became muscular and bony... it felt a bit abnormal.
I couldn't see his face or anything, but I could see his neck. There was no source of light anywhere, but it seemed like something was actually glowing inside of his neck. I saw him move into a perplexing figure. His legs moved on top of each other, and he fell back on his shoulder. He wrapped his arms around his neck about three times, and his arms faded into the same orange glow inside. And each muscular transition was slow and seemed abruptly painful. 'Okay, it's not abnormal—it's paranormal,' I thought to myself. How could this have been happening?
Next he picked up his left arm and unhurriedly ripped through the tender flesh with his bare wrist. I saw the small particles of meat and blood fly into the air with the unnatural force from his strength... actually I couldn't tell if it was strength or just supernatural. I was extremely disturbed, and I ran over to the tangled body to see who it was. Why on Earth did I even do that?
The face was indescribable with words. The eyes were pure green, it had no nose. The mouth was grinning all the way up to the eyes. No eyebrows or hair, just a Fedora on its head. Its entire face was red.
But then I realized something.
Green eyes and a red face... this can only mean thing...
SANTA BE DIED AND STRIPPED OF HAIR AND FAT.
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Green Mist

I was an intern at Nickelodeon because I loved SpongeBob. Everyone loves SpongeBob if you come to think of it.
Once, me and other interns, editors and animators gathered up in a room to see a rough cut of an episode that was supposed to be "Patrick's Birthday" and started watching. 
Instead of "Patrick's Birthday" the title card says "Green Mist" and everyone looks confused. Suddenly, an image flashed over the screen.
We didn't bother looking at it though. Suddenly, it showed Squidward at a Kelp-E-G concert and was cheering. 
As he is cheering, Squidward suddenly farts and green smoke comes from out of his butt. Everyone sitting around him screams and runs away, and then the screen cuts to black for 1 minute.
When it starts up again, it shows Squidward on the side of the bed. He starts crying, before he gets a gun and blows his head off. A female intern screamed and ran out of the room.
The episode then ended. There was an investigation due to the immature farting in the episode. The CTO was called and they figured out that Squidward didn't fart, he just sat on a whoopee cusion.
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Category:Pointless Violence
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Greenio: Tape 6/6/66

Hello, MrPxP here, If you do not know what the "Super Mario 64 beta community" is, do some fucking research.
Hello My name is MrPxP, I am in the Mario 64 beta community, I usually make tapes and make beta based rom hacks.
A very popular person in this community is named "Greenio" She makes Super Mario 64 beta tapes if it was not fucking obvious.
I have been a huge fan of Greenio, well, until this ONE day, I saw something that traumatized me for about like a day.
Roughly back in 2020 when Greenio's tapes were still shit and were made with a mobile device, "lmao" I heard there was a new tape coming out, So I kept refreshing until I saw tape 6/6/66. Since this is a terribly written creepypasta I thought nothing was wrong with the video name, so I clicked on the video because it's for the fucks, It started off as a normal shitty Greenio tape using fucking Beta Reborn, Our friend Beta Mario entered the courtyard and WTF! We see his brother, Beta Luigi hanging, Believe it or not this is a normal plot of a Greenio tape, But what we see next is not, Mario get's grabbed by an unknown figure, After a 9 second black screen followed with scary music, We see Mario tied up in a basement. The shadow was revealed to be GREENIO??? what a bitch! Why would you kidnap the Super Duper Mario?? She had a fucking machine gun in her hand, What did you expect, A knife? Nah shit's boring. Then she says "Taste my balls, Mario. I'm sick of making goofy ahh tapes!!" And then proceeds to shoot Mario, another 9 second black screen and we see Mario, straight up dead with like 8 wholes in him and blood splattered everywhere, After that segment, I fucking shitted in my pants not for the reason you think, It wasn't even that scary, what was scary is the next clip, an innocent kid is playing Mario sunshine for some reason, And then Greenio comes in and kills the kid. The scene is then followed with a bunch of flashing gore images. I could not believe what I was seeing, I had to pinch myself to see if I was not on crack. And then the final screen showed up. It played the overused suicide mouse scream and a scary image of Greenio's weird humanoid non-Mario OC or whatever with text that reads "Hello I am going to release gas in your home" and then the video ends, I decided to be a snitch and send the video link to her server, and she banned and DM'd me for some reason, She said "Bitch I'm in your basement, get ready for the gas leak!" Obviously I went in the basement with a big-ass minigun and I saw nothing, what a liar! Wait, what the fuck is that smell SHIT IT'S FUCKING GAS IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE
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Category:Lost Episodes
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Category:Inside Jokes
Greg's Revenge

The whole story began in 2010. An expert Diary of a Wimpy Kid fan discovered, in his file cabinet, that he had papers from 1999 from when Diary of a Wimpy Kid was in its first stages. Back then, Jeff Kinney wanted the series geared towards a mature audience. But, unfortunately, no publisher would accept its mature content, so he made it G-rated. But here's how the story begins.
It begins when Greg decided, after years of dismay from his brothers Rodrick and Manny, to murder them. At 9 PM, he goes out and grabs a knife from his pocket, and stabs Manny with it 37 times. He then goes into his brother's room and stabs Rodrick 32 times. He then leaves with $20 and 6 pounds of heroin and escapes into the night.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Greg Dies

Greg Heffley was working all week on his science project. It was the only thing that would bring up his current grade of an F in science. "I am gonna do great on this!" he said. The bell rang, and he went into science class. The class sat down. "Now, class. Who would like to go first to present?" the teacher asked. Greg raised his hand, and went up to present. But, as he went up, he yawned. The teachers eyes were widened in horror, and she looked ready to EXPLODE!! "My science project is on-"
"YOU FOOL THE DARK LORD DOES NOT APPRECIATE THIS LOLLYGAGGING! GET TO WORK AND STOP BEING SUCH A WHINY ASSHOLE!!" The teacher screeched
"Alright, I'll be quieter. Just shut up about it." Greg said.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DO NOT TELL THE DARK LORD TO SHUT UP! YOU SMELL LIKE A PILE OF SHIT AND WILL NEVER ACHIEVE ANYTHING!!"
Greg: Fine, but can I go to the bathroom at least?
The teacher: SKRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Greg ran out of the school, crying. He went to his room and hung himself. EVIL PATRIXXX jumped out and died. You heard me. EVIL PATRIXXX DIED!
And then a skeleton popped out.
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Category:Suicide
Greg Gaming Meets Peter Griffin From Family Guy Family Moments

One day in the wonderful town of Quahog, the Griffin family was enjoying their daily dose of TV.
On the couch sat, Peter, Lois, and Stewie.
"In other news, Greg Gaming has come to town for a day" Tom Tucker explained. "If you wanna meet him, you better hurry up."
"Lois! Did you hear that? Greg Gaming is in town! If I meet him, I can become one of his disciples!" Peter exclaimed with enthusiasm.
"Peetah, you know you have to take Brian to his date later. Wouldn't it be nice if he actually managed to get a girl for once in this show?" Lois said.
"Lois, that dog is never gonna get laid, EVER. I'm gonna become a Greg Enthusiast!"
Later on, he meets up with Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe at the bar.
"racial slur" Quagmire shouted.
"Ger on the ground Quagmire, you're being detained!" Joe exclaimed as he put Quagmire's hands behind his back.
"Touch me uwu" Quagmire whispered.
After no hesitation, Joe takes out his pistol and proceeds to shoot Quagmire in the face, eliminating him from life itself.
"That's pretty poggers." Peter said.
"Peter, you know saying poggers out loud unironically isn't funny." Cleveland said.
"None of the jokes in this fucking show aren't funny, Cleveland." Peter spoke the truth.
As it appeared, Greg Gaming approached the group.
"Oh my god! Greg Gaming!" Peter shouted in joy.
"Yes, it is I, Gregeth of the Gaming. How may I help you fine gentleman this fine evening?"
"racial slur" Quagmires dead corpse whispered.
Within a second, Greg Gaming awakened his Mangekyo Sharingan and opened a portal where Satan appeared and dragged Quagmire into the fires of Hell.
"OH MY GOD! QUAGMIRE HAS BEEN DRAGGED TO HELL!" Joe shouted.
"That's pretty poggers." Peter said again.
"You speak the truth young Griffin. I will teach you the ways of the Greg Church and will take you as my apprentice."
"It would be an honor sir!" Peter accepted.
Greg Gaming gave Peter the cloak of the Greg Enjoyers, and he became the Second Greg Enthusiast.
This is actually a prequel story (mind blown), of how the Greg Gaming story began, and how he rose to fame, and how Peter was the only one to praise his powers.
"Peter Griffin from Family Guy funny Moments, you have become my loyal secondhand." Greg Gaming says.
"Thank you, my master. Peter said as he accepts the holy privilege of being the first apprentice of the legendary Greg Gaming.
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Category:Inside Jokes
Greggnog

My boyfriend won't stop calling his cum "Greggnog"... I am not joking. I wish I was joking.
I've been with my wonderful boyfriend Greg for over 4 years now, and this Christmas was our third spent together. He's so much fun to be around, handsome, charming, and our sex life is great. Except for one small problem.
Every year now starting in December he starts referring to his cum as "Greggnog." When I first heard him say this, it was in the context of a joke, so I laughed, and then I forgot about it. A few days after this, we're exchanging some spicy texts before he gets home from work he says to me, in all seriousness, "I can't wait to pour Greggnog all over your face." I could not believe he just said that to me, but I didn't know what else to do at the time but go along with it.
Fast forward to this December. This phrase re-enters his vocabulary at the same time every year. It makes me cringe beyond belief, but until this year he used it sparingly enough for me to just be able to laugh and say "shut the fuck up."
I'm sure that 2020 has done at least some irreparable psychic damage to all people, but unfortunately, for my boyfriend, this has manifested in the form of him referring to his cum as "Greggnog" non-stop. This month he has been using the term almost exclusively, in all contexts, and it is driving me batshit insane. I sat him down to talk last week, and I asked him very clearly and directly to stop. At the time, he said he would, and it did slow down for a few days, but it is now four days after Christmas and he's back at it again with no end in sight.
He absolutely means the world to me, and I saw myself spending the rest of my life with him, but I have serious doubts now whether or not I can if every Christmas is going to be like this. So please, reddit, what do I do to make this stop for good?
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