Meta Knight

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One day, Meta Knight sneaked behind Kirby in Central Park and slashed him with a sword. The silhouette ran away quickly whilst evading the police. Kirby himself was in a coma for several months. Gooey, Kirby's best friend, just so happened to be carrying a camera at the moment and took pictures of the silhouette of his penis (Come on, there are some sensitive children who, when they see the word, vomit. So stop cruelty against children with that word, okay?). Investigating further, he noticed that the silhouette matched Meta Knight's willy perfectly. When questioned by the police, he replied "What? Me? No, I was planning to kill him some other way after an honourable duel, which would involve duct tape, dead clowns, my second year teacher, a plastic lawn flamingo and a dozen dancing albino eskimo midgets! This method is way too blunt and careless for my taste! What?"
==Meta Knight Plots & Plans on the News==
All Hail META KNIGHT, he is plotting an evil plan to destroy that meddling Pink blob.
Despite the fact that the only piece of evidence ever found pointed directly to Meta Knight, authorities were weary in prosecuting him, so they let him off the hook. The attack had rendered Kirby in a deep coma that would last several months. During this time, mad scientists from around the world who happened to be loyal fans and otaku of Kirby's works rallied together and began a secret project to clone Kirby, as they believed the clone would produce music of the same, if not better quality. Their plan was to pass this clone as the real deal as the original Kirby would be swiftly moved to their headquarters in better treatment. However, prototypes had to be created in order to test the reliability of the final product. When Kirby at long last awoke from his coma, the mad scientists quietly abandoned their project since they got what they wanted one way or another. The clones were eager to meet Kirby, so on one fateful day, they followed him to the racing event known as 'Air Ride'. Kirby was surprised at this story, and refused to believe it until Cook Kawasaki, a chef who was hired to prepare food for the gathering of mad scientists, stepped out of the shadows and admitted the truth. Meta Knight took his mask off for the first time in years and got drunk.
Meta Knight is the leader of a secret society known as the Meta Knights. He is referred by his followers as "Sir Meta Knight". They were founded shortly after Kirby returned to Popstar. They can usually be found in a disco lounge known as "Heavy Lobster", or driving around in a 1984 Pinto hatchback christened "The Halberd." The vehicle has been masterfully restored after what was believed to be a coincidental crash between Kirby's motorcycle Wheelie and the Halberd.
==Meta Knight Today==
 
Meta Knight took his mask off for the first time in years and got drunk. Meta Knight took his mask off for the first time in 15 years.
He is married to Veta Knight, because she had too much make up on. That's his secret wife. Yes, that's right he's married to Veta Knight. The girl version of Meta Knight and Star Warrior. He is Kirby's enemy in the Kirby games but not on Kirby's anime (TV Show). Nintendo recently found out When Meta Knight took off his mask, he is a blob, like Kirby!!. Meta Knight took his mask off for the first time in 1 year. Even in the loss, even to the point of teens he never did take off his mask then. He is 50,000 years old in the Kirby game series. But in reality, he is 15, because he was really born in 1993. He lives on the Planet Popstar and in the Halberd.
=== What Meta Knight Has And Likes ===
*Meta Knight has a badass flying spaceship called the Halberd.
*Meta Knight likes rock music, heavy metal, alternative, and also metal. 
*He also loves classical music, folk songs, and country.
*He likes to wear his face shield. He does not want to take it off ever!!
*He has a sword, which is actually made of plastic.
*AIDS, though he doesn't like to talk about that.
*He likes to kill stuff. A lot.
*His cape folds into wings, as well as an origami swan, a cootie-catcher, and a paper hat.
== Reasons why Meta Knight never takes of his mask and shows his face==
*Because he is a blob like Kirby. 
*He does not want us to see his face. 
*He is depressed. He takes his anger out on people like King Dedede.
*Meta Knight has a secret identity that he does not want to reveal.
*He is a Kirby??
*Meta Knight's face got slashed when he confronted Pakkun. I mean Palkia.
*He is fun most of the time
*Sometimes he does take off his mask and he looks cute AND he secretly likes Kirby! SHHH!
*He actually doesn't have a face. He paints the eyes and mouth on so people won't get freaked out.
*He hates his blue face.
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Category:Nintendo
Category:Blue Ball Factory
Category:Kirby
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