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Edric Tosser/IF-818.36

===History===
Born in the part of Chicago sometimes called Joliet to Cantonese and Jewish parents, Tosser's birth caused everyone in Chicago to have painful visions of prophecy. It became known through unclear means that he would be the greatest pitcher in blaseball history. One of Tosser’s many younger sisters was quoted after his historic ground out saying, “I always knew he had it in him. Literally always. I was born with this knowledge and I will die with it.” His eldest describes the birth as “Weird, because I was five and not really that prepared for a clairvoyant episode.”
Unfortunately for the splort of baseball, despite his strong desire to pursue a career as a firefighter[capitalization?], Tosser instead went almost immediately to work in the Joliet cinnamon mines. Many fans and critics of Tosser alike agree that his true talents were wasted in the mines, with many years that might have been spent training in the Underleagues spent bringing delicious, delicious cinnamon to the people of Chicago. It wasn't until years later that player Tyreek Olive discovered Tosser and recruited them as a firefighter. Upon Mx. Chicago’s insistence that Tosser also take up his true calling as a blaseball player, he relented, but demanded to become a batter instead of a pitcher.
Tosser soon came to be known in Chicago as a hard working, salt of the earth, mediocre hitter who “could honestly do better if he just tried a little harder,” one fan is reported as saying. “Like seriously, you could be the greatest pitcher of all time, please just pitch the ball, why do you keep hitting into double plays?”
Tosser never followed up for comment.
After the Finals, Tosser woke one morning to the knowledge that violence lived in their heart now. Tosser had become one of the three players on the Firefighters to receive a fragment of Landry Violence's spirit and gain a calming yet mighty new strength.
In the , Edric Tosser was the subject of the Alternate decree along with teammate Justice Spoon. He is believed to have swapped places with the Edric Tosser of IF/108.18, who took their place. Reports from the current Edric indicate that they now play for the Deerfield Firestarters.
Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 815.
Eduardo Ingram

was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 55. 
==Official League Record==
Ingram joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with .
On , Day 15, Ingram swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.
During the , Ingram had their stats randomized due to the Breath Mints winning the blessing.
On , Day 55, Ingram was incinerated and replaced by Lenny Spruce.
==Biography==
Ingram was quite small, but appeared much larger and fluffier due to being covered in fragrant white-and-gold feathers. They had a persistent tic of itching and pulling out wayward down due to the discomfort of wearing a Blaseball uniform over their sizable wings. 
It is rumored that Leach Ingram manifested into this plane at the exact same moment as Eduardo, and that their marriage was one of the immutable laws of the universe. Since the pair was separated after Ingram's incineration at the hands of a rogue umpire, their wife has talked of little except the coming entropy of all things. They lived together in a nest high in a tree at the edge of the open meadow on the outskirts of town. Between innings, Ingram could be found perched in the nest, where they scanned through the crowd for shiny objects which they stole and gave to their wife as gifts. 
Ingram played flamenco guitar at nursing homes when they were not playing Blaseball.
==Chants==
*Steady for Eddie! (memorial)
*Slam for Ingram! (memorial)
==Fan Works==
===Text Works===
*Tear Your Little World Apart fic by Discord user athenadykes#4899
*Immutable fic by @gaymaul
===Gallery===
File:Ingrams nash.png|Eduardo and Leach Ingram by @nash_high
File:BeachIngrams nash.png|Eddie and Leach by @nash_high
File:EduardoIngram 8loi88.jpg|Eduardo Ingram by @8loi88
File:EddieIngram2color caz.png|Eddie by @solphy
File:EddieLeach caz.jpg|Eddie and Leach by @solphy
File:Eddie prinnamon.jpg|Eduardo by @prinnamon
File:Eddie.png|Eduardo by @gaymaul
File:Whiteddiecolor gaymaul.png|Eduardo and Whit by @gaymaul
File:EduardoIngram HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:Eddie Takes on the Flames.jpg|Eduardo by Numbersninja
Category:Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Nonhuman Players
Eduardo Perez

was a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and was with the team from until Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Perez joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Houston Spies with .
On , Day 75, Perez joined the Spies' lineup in exchange for Sosa Hayes due to Night.
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Category:Former Shadows Players
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Ego

Ego is a series of upgrading modifications that eventually causes a player to become Legendary.
==Effect==
Players with the Ego modification have a chance of staying on base when swept away by Flooding weather. 
The modifier itself also gave the player a noticeable increase in eDensity. 
Additionally, any player with the Ego Modification was added to the Rising Stars team during the ILB Semi-Centennial.
==History==
Ego was first seen in , and was awarded as to the players above the yellow line on the Idol Board as a part of being named an "MVP". In subsequent seasons a player who already had and Ego modification and was made MVP again would instead have their Ego upgraded to the next level. Upon reaching Ego++++ the next time the player was made an MVP they would instead become Legendary.
In total there are four levels of Ego that were awarded. 
===Ego+===
The Ego+ modification was given to the following players: 
Season	Player
13 	Pitching Machine
13 	Jessica Telephone
13 	Sutton Picklestein
13 	Peanut Bong
13 	Goodwin Morin
13 	Comfort Glover
13 	Sexton Wheeler
13 	Aldon Cashmoney
13 	Nagomi Mcdaniel
13 	York Silk
14 	Liquid Friend
14 	Uncle Plasma
14 	Valentine Games
15 	Chorby Soul
16 	Jaxon Buckley
16 	Hewitt Best
16 	Tot Fox
17 	Baby Doyle
17 	James Mora
18 	Nicholas Mora
18 	Tillman Henderson
18 	Rat Polk
18 	Mcdowell Sasquatch
19 	Paula Turnip
20 	Gerund Pantheocide
20 	Jaylen Hotdogfingers
20 	Don Mitchell
20 	Commissioner Vapor
20 	Adalberto Tosser
20 	Hatfield Suzuki
20 	Nagomi Nava
20 	Beck Whitney
22 	Tiana Wheeler
22 	Caleb Novak
22 	Collins Melon
22 	Castillo Turner
23 	Vessalius Sundae
23 	Sutton Bishop
23 	Gunther O'Brian
23 	Dunlap Figueroa
23 	Agan Espinoza
23 	Winnie Hess
===Ego++===
The Ego+ modification was upgraded to Ego++ for the following players: 
Season	Player
14 	Pitching Machine
14 	Sexton Wheeler
14 	Goodwin Morin
14 	Nagomi Mcdaniel
14 	York Silk
14 	Aldon Cashmoney
16 	Jessica Telephone
16 	Valentine Games
18 	James Mora
19 	Comfort Glover
20 	Mcdowell Sasquatch
20 	Paula Turnip
21 	Don Mitchell
22 	Jaxon Buckley
22 	Beck Whitney
23 	Nagomi Nava
23 	Don Mitchell
23 	Castillo Turner
23 	Collins Melon
===Ego+++===
The Ego++ modification was upgraded to Ego+++ for the following players: 
Season	Player
15 	York Silk
15 	Nagomi Mcdaniel
16 	Pitching Machine
16 	Goodwin Morin
16 	Aldon Cashmoney
17 	Valentine Games
19 	James Mora
20 	Jessica Telephone
20 	Comfort Glover
21 	Paula Turnip
22 	Don Mitchell
23 	Jaxon Buckley
23 	Beck Whitney
===Ego++++===
The Ego+++ modification was upgraded to Ego++++ for the following players: 
Season	Player
16 	Nagomi Mcdaniel
16 	York Silk
17 	Pitching Machine
17 	Goodwin Morin
17 	Aldon Cashmoney
18 	Valentine Games
20 	James Mora
21 	Comfort Glover
22 	Paula Turnip
23 	Jessica Telephone
Eizabeth Elliott

was a pitcher for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Elliott joined the league as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic with .
During the , Elliott's batting, baserunning, and defense fell by due to the Charleston Shoe Thieves' blessing.
On , Day 90, Elliott siphoned some of Hawai'i Fridays pitcher Evelton McBlase's baserunning ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. Elliott's baserunning stat increased from .
During the Coffee Cup, Elliott played for the Cold Brew Crew as a pitcher.
On , Day 111 Elliott was swept during a playoff game against the Canada Moist Talkers. 
During the , Elliott retreated to the Magic's Shadows as a result of the blessing.
During the , Elliott's pitching increased due to the Magic's blessing. Elliott then rejoined the Magic's active roster in exchange for Melton Telephone via the Magic's will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
On , Day 32, Elliott became a lineup player due to Reverb.
During the , Elliott gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
Over the course of , Elliott entered and exited the Magic's Shadows two times as a result of Yellowstone National (Ball)Park and events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.
==Fan Works==
File:Eizabeth.png|alt=A young black woman with silver hair gives a peace sign to the camera. She has a bandage across her nose and a bomber jacket in Yellowstone Magic colors.|by Nevephoenix, Picrew art by 
File:Eizabeth Elliott.png|Elliott is a biotech grad student who was doing some research at Yellowstone National Park when Blaseball broke out, by 
File:Eh1JzeLXsAACDzy.jpg|by 
File:Cory and eiz by gracie.png|with Cory-12, by 
File:Washer and eiz by passerine.png|teaching Washer, by Passerine
File:Eiz and comfort.jpeg|Carrying Comfort Septemberish home after a long run
File:Eiz up here by awhekate.jpeg|Field research, by 
File:Eiz homecoming by awhekate.jpeg|Dressed for homecoming, by 
File:Eiz homecoming portrait by awhekate.png|Homecoming portrait, by 
File:Eiz picrew by dovidoes.png|Picrew, by Dovidoes
File:Eiz picrew by anne.png|Picrew, by Anne
File:Eizabeth elliott by oceanblanks.jpg|by 
File:Eiz pregame by batfights.png|During her pregame ritual, by batfights
File:Eizabeth Elliot (@dipppitydoop).png|Eizabeth Elliot, by @dipppitydoop on Twitter
File:TwooneyEizElliott awhekate.jpg|Eizabeth and Twooney by 
File:Eizabethcard.png|Season 16 card by ChewyPudding#7060
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Category:Original Players
Category:Surviving original players
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Cold Brew Crew
Eizabeth Elliott/IF-87.385

=== A Student of the Game ===
Eizabeth Elliott is the Diffident Hitter (DH) for the Yellowstone Magic. She is a graduate student in biotechnology working on her PhD thesis about the life cycle of extremophile bacteria in Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark)'s prismatic springs. Her park supervisor assigned her to first base without Eizabeth's knowledge. She has no idea what blaseball is, how it is played, why she is sometimes holding a bat, or why people in uniforms keep trampling through her survey grid. She is this close to just taking a semester off.
The L is silent. And invisible.
== Trivia ==
* Sister to Elijah Bates of the Canada Moist Talkers, and presumably mother of His Nephew.
* Is fascinated by Cory Twelve's advanced volcanology equipment and has petitioned for time on "the machine" between seasons.
* Alyssa Harrell, Halexandrey Walton, and Eizabeth follow each other in the batting order and are collectively known as "The Gathering". Penelope Mathews was formerly a part of the group before being transferred to the New York Millennials due to Feedback.
* Began a page-one rewrite of her thesis after meeting Richardson Turquoise.
* In an episode of genealogy show But Who Are You, Really? a DNA test suggested Elliott's genetic heritage to be 65% west African, 21% north African, 6% Polynesian and the remainder a species of thermophilic archaebacteria presently unknown to science.
Eizabeth Guerra

was a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints and was with the team from the until Fall Ball. Guerra has previously played for the Mexico City Wild Wings.
==Official League Records==
Guerra joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with .
On , Day 87, Guerra swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.
During the , Guerra was traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings in exchange for Jessica Telephone as a result of the Breath Mints' will.
On , Day 97, Guerra’s allergy was cured by An Undisclosed Location’s .
During the , Guerra was traded back to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Joshua Watson via the Wild Wings' will.
During the , Guerra retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows as a result of the Breath Mints' will, resulting in a combined stat increase.
==History==
When she isn't on the field, Guerra is known for her baking company, I Am Going To Destroy God And Take His Place. She sells homemade cookies, pies, and sweets of all sorts, all to further the stated mission goal of the company, which is to destroy God and take his place. The remainder of the profits go towards mutual aid networks within Kansas City.
When on the field, Guerra is known for her powerful batting. She always wears a flour-dusted apron, and her swing is something to behold. She plays with the fury of someone on a holy quest for vengeance, ascension, and the utter obliteration of the natural order.
It is unclear what brought Guerra to Blaseball, but she has proved a kind and valued member of the team, often bringing homemade treats to share with both the players and the fans. She is beloved. Although she is currently human, this might soon change as she grows in both divine and unholy power. All shall see what she will become. All shall gaze upon her inevitability. And it will be a good day.
Guerra's preferred walk-up music is "One-Winged Angel".
==Chants==
*Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
==Fan Works==
===Text Works===
*Spite the Gods and Kill Them (For My Sister) fic by athenadykes#4899
===Gallery===
File:Eizabeth Guerra.jpg|Eizabeth Guerra by @linhtropy
File:Eizabeth Guerra7.png|Tlopps card art by Shen (Discord user y3hirv#7867)
File:EizabethCard trivialad.jpg|Eizabeth playing card by @trivia_lad
File:Izzie madi.jpg|Izzie by @breakurfall
File:EizabethGuerra 8loi88.jpg|Eizabeth Guerra by @8loi88
File:Elizabeth Guerra.jpg|DESTROY by @routezeros (on Instagram @crowclub)
File:EizabethCard routezeros.jpg|Eizabeth Guerra card by @routezeros (on Instagram @crowclub)
File:IzzieComic nash.jpg|Izzie on a Roll (Season 4, Day 92) comic by @nash_high
File:Guerras toasts.jpg|Eizabeth and Atlas Guerra by @goatedtoasts
File:IzzieGuerra toasts.jpg|Eizabeth Guerra by @goatedtoasts
File:EizabethGuerra HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Category:Original Players
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Election

Elections are the process by which Blaseball Fans may enact change. The effects of the electoral process can be felt by Players and Fans alike, with consequences ranging from personal Arm Cannons to the wrath of the gods. The Glossary defines it as "A formal group decision-making process by which Fans spend Votes in exchange for divine favor."
In Blaseball currently fans can purchase 1 vote for 10 Blaseball Chips each.In the Expansion Era participants could gain access to the electoral process by purchasing one Vote from the Shop for 100 coins. Each vote may be cast once, for either a Decree, a Will, or a Blessing. All Fans are granted unlimited electoral power, as there is no limit to the amount of Votes a Fan may purchase and cast.
The Election cycle starts on Monday at the start of a new Season. This is when the new Decrees and Blessings for that Season are revealed and opened for voting by the Fans. The cycle ends and voting is closed on Sunday, the Blaseball Gods Day, at 12 PM PST. At that time the results of that Election are revealed, displaying the two chosen Decrees and the winners of all the Gods' Blessings. All Election results can be seen on each Season page.
== Decrees ==
Main article: Decrees
Decrees are large, wide-ranging changes to Internet League Blaseball rules, teams, or the world itself.
Decrees are chosen by popular vote. The Decree(s) with the most votes are enacted at the end of that Election cycle.
== Blessings ==
Main article: Blessings
Blessings are relatively smaller changes, affecting certain players or teams. They can include player randomizations, powerful Items or Modifications, team swaps, team or division-wide boosts, and more.
Blessings are decided by lottery. Fans casting votes for a particular Blessing increase their team's chance of receiving that Blessing.
==Wills==
Main artice: Wills
Wills are similar to Blessings, but with more control and interactivity, typically affecting individual players on a team. They can include team swaps, player boosts or randomizations, and teamwide changes. Each team gets two Wills, chosen randomly from the votes cast by that team's Fans. To access Wills, Fans must first purchase a Cheese Board.
Category:Rules
Electric

is a Team Blood Type Modification, first seen during the as a result of the blessing. It is an Exclusive Modification of the Miami Dale.
== Effects ==
Batters with Electric or on a Team with Electric can occasionally zap away strikes, giving them one extra strike before they are struck out.
Pitchers with Electric or on a Team with Electric can occasionally zap away balls, giving them one extra ball before they give up a walk.
== History ==
Electric was first seen during the , granted from the Closed Circuit Blessing, with the description "Plug in. Give your team Electric blood type.". The Miami Dale won this blessing, with the following message:
*Closed Circuit blessed the Miami Dale.
**Blood Transfusion.
**All of the Miami Dale's players now have Electric blood type!
**The Miami Dale are now Electric!
**The Dale had 3% of the votes. The Seattle Garages were the highest bidders with 17% of the votes. 183,694 votes were cast.
The Dale activated Electric twice on their opening game of , with Avila Guzman followed by Raúl Leal zapping away strikes in the fifth inning. On day 76 of the season, the Dale zapped away 15 strikes - the most seen in any one game that season.
===A Blood Type===
The Charleston Shoe Thieves gained A Blood Type in the , giving them a random Blood Type modification each game. They activated Electric and zapped away strikes for the first time on , Day 15.
==Trivia==
*In the Short Circuits, a new effect was seen on players receiving Electric blood blessings - pitchers would be able to zap balls away, giving them more opportunities to strike a batter out before they would be able to draw a walk.
Category:Miami Dale
Category:Team Modifications
Category:Exclusive Team Modifications
Category:Blood Types
Electric Kettle

is a pitcher for the Real Game Band.
==Official League Records==
Kettle joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Real Game Band during the inaugural Coffee Cup after the percolation of The Murph left the team without any pitchers.
==History==
Following the percolation of The Murph in Game 3 against Macchiato City, the Real Game Band was left without any pitchers remaining on their entire team. Immediately afterwards, a tendril assembled from various wires and other various computer parts descended from the skies and placed Electric Kettle upon the pitcher's mound, decorated appropriately with a Real Game Band cap. 
Electric Kettle has been observed to be fully sentient and able to aptly communicate by blowing steam into any shape that they desire, including, but not limited to full sentences and simple drawings. Despite not being a great pitcher, mainly due to literally being an electric kettle, Electric Kettle is loved by his teammates and fans regardless.
== Fan Works ==
=== Music ===
Electric Kettle is the focus of the following song:
* electric kettle by VigilantBaker
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Category:Players
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Pitchers
Elena Kaneko

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Kaneko was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 Elections, Kaneko's Baserunning was boosted by as a result of the Jazz Hands' More Toes Amplification. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Eli Tomorrah

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Tomorrah was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 Elections, Tomorrah's Baserunning was boosted by as a result of the Jazz Hands' More Toes Amplification. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Elijah Bates

was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 32.
== Official League Records ==
Bates joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers with .
On , Day 31, Bates swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction, resulting in a combined stat increase.
During the , in Game 4 of the 1st Round while the Moist Talkers led the Baltimore Crabs 2-1 in the series at that point. While down 1-0 with 2 outs in the 13th inning, Bates hit a clutch 2-run home run to shame the Crabs and clinch the Moist Talkers' first playoff series win. It was remembered as one of the most iconic moments in Moist Talkers history.
On , Day 32, Bates was incinerated and replaced by Kiki Familia.
== History ==
Bates first played Blaseball for York University in the Canadian University League. After dropping out of university, Bates briefly ran a bed and breakfast. Bates returned to the splort, after his nephew visited him in a dream.
=== His Nephew ===
Bates's nephew is presumed to be the child of his sister Eizabeth Elliott, who is a batter for the Yellowstone Magic. As of the present day, Elliott is not known to have any children.
=== Dietary History ===
On Day 31 of Season 3, Bates had a yummy reaction to a Peanut and gained one whole star rating. Before this day, Bates had never consumed protein in his entire life. When asked about how he felt about the change at a press conference, Bates stared vacantly and reported that "Mooney [Doctor] has [put him] on a steady diet of protein shakes to see if [he will] improve [his] batting." 
=== Branding disputes ===
After Lin Manuel Miranda's Hamilton was released on Dlisney+, Bates has begun to insist that he be announced to the plate as "Elijah!" the same way the ensemble says "Eliza." The Moist Talkers Coaches told him to get a couple more hits and they would think about it.https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers/status/1290489488913739776 At present, Bates does not receive any announcement when walking to the plate.
== References ==
Category:Players
Category:Lineup Players
Category:Nonhuman Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Original Players
Eliot Schofield

was a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Record==
Schofield was first seen as a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
==Fan Works==
===Fanfiction===
For more fanfiction, go to the Eliot Schofield tag on AO3.
*miss my family, merry xmas by corpserevivers - the el & ella holiday special, sponsored by maryland public television.
*feel the weight of what we owe by corpserevivers - an oral history of the assassination of the olde one by the gamma 3 crabs.
===Comics===
*born under punches by corpserevivers - featuring Schofield in the aftermath of Ella Goodman's death.
===Fanart===
File:G3CG Eliot Schofield.png|alt=An uncolored line drawing of Eliot Schofield with his team, stats, and position displayed above. Schofield is a young black man with rectangular glasses, a nice knit sweater, and long curly hair in a low pony tail. He holds a sock puppet dog in one hand.|Art by @saltbuzzard
File:G3CG Willum McKinley.png|alt=An uncolored line drawing of Willum McKinley with his team, stats, and position displayed above. McKinley is a muppet in a crabs uniform. Eliot Schofield stands behind him with a somber expression and his eyes are hidden by his hair.|The man behind the puppet. Art by @saltbuzzard
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Baltimore Crabs Short Circuits Players