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Skultula's Bite

One day I was playing my favorite game, The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. I had just found the game in my closet so I popped it in my N64 and started.
When I clicked my file, I had already finished the Forest Temple. So then I decided I would go to the death mountain crater to start the Fire Temple.
On my way there, since you have to go through Kakariko Village I decided to cash in some Gold Skulltula crests. On my way into the village, I noticed some thing strange.
The two twins in the blue and red shirt weren't dancing by the tree. They were no were to be found. The guy on top of the house looking at Death Mountain was laying dead with a puddle of blood around him.
"What the fuck?!" I murmured.
I decided to do what I need to do and head out of this town. On my way to the skulta house I thought to myself, "This is supposed to be a happy town. Now it's a cluster fuck!"
On my way in the Skulltula house, the cursed man didn't drop down. I went to the spot were he was suppose to come down and nothing happened. About five seconds after it shot down on link! It was eating his flesh, I could hear the disturbing sound of tearing flesh.
At this point I was scared shitless. But as I went to turn of my N64, I noticed something weird. Young Link tore out of adult Link's flesh! Covered in blood, Young Link walked out of the house.
I stared heading for the well to wash of the blood. I figured I could just go back and draw the Master Sword and turn into an adult again. But on my way there link collapsed dead on the ground and his body disappeared. OK I took the game out of the slot and brought it with me to my shed.
Once I got there I destroyed it. But what was weird was that it was just a shell. No metal cartridge inside. I went back up to my room and found the metal cartridge stuck in my N64.
I pulled and pulled until the point were the system turned on......... It was Gannon laughing his evil laugh and hitting his sword against the TV screen.
This was just damn scary! Gannon never scared me, EVER! It wasn't Gannondorf, it was Gannon. I pulled the metal cartridge out and and I ran for the woods next to my house. I threw it as far as I could into the woods. That night I woke up to hear Gannon's evil laugh.
I looked out my window and saw phantom Gannon. And that's when I left I got in my car and floored it away. Now my life is pretty normal again so thank god!
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Skyla

I love Skyla from Pokemon.
There I said it.
She is my everything. I have her face on my desktop so that I can see her shining face when I get back from college. However, no matter how much I love her, she never be mine. Sometimes I reassure myself by thinking that maybe there's a parallel Universe where she exists, and I can get there. Or if time is infinite, perhaps sometime in the distant future there will be a time when we will meet.
But no, these are just the mental masturbations of a love sick weeaboo. But I won't let a small thing like reality keep us apart. I love you Skyla.
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Skylanders spyros murders

Im 22 years old and im quite a nice guy and if you come to think about it but im the guy interested in loads of game series like mario sonic and spyro. i also spend some time watching walkthroughs of skylanders spyros adventure on youtube but i was creeped out one day. ok it all started when i was watching the last episode of skylanders spyros adventure walkthrough
when i noticed a link to ebay to purchase the first skylanders game that was sold j​ust 2 minutes ago? i was so excited i clicked on it immediately. the first thing i noticed on the picture was odd though. what was odd was the games box cover just said skylanders with a little doodle of the portal of power was there with it. but i only got one skylander! that skylander was spyro. i thought it was just a crappy joke so i proceeded on buying it. 2 weeks later my skylanders copy was finally here. i started up the game and was ready to play! well when i got out spyro there was a note attached to him. it said DONT PLAY AS THIS SKYLANDER HE IS CURSED. i just ignored it and started to play. everything was acting normal until i got the golden gear. when i got it the screen cut to black and it lasted for about 2 mins. when the game returned i was back at skylands but something wasnt right. the clouds were very dark flynn cali and hugo were both gone the core of light was burning the mabu would not say anything and the lavender town theme was playing when that was pokemon. i was getting freaked out i tryed to pause but nothing happeened i went in to the hats menu to see something unexceptly creepy. the character model of spyro had blood dripping out of his eyes and had the ears of trigger happy stiched to his head and had the finns of gill grunt stiched aswell. i was so scared i chucked spyro off the portal and pulled the figurines head off. and burnt the disc leaving the rest buried in my backgarden. then 5 weeks later i got something very weird in the mail. i got 20 different jet vacs when he was for the second skylanders game. i was getting even more creeped out. i got them all out and noticed i had 21 when the mailman said i had 20? the 21st was a spyro that looked like the cursed one but dead with blood all over it with another note was attached. it said YOUR NEXT! written in blood. 
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Skype Call

On Saturday morning (5:00 AM, I love to get up early on Saturday mornings). I went onto my laptop and it showed the orange 1 on Skype. It said some guy wanted to Skype call me, his name was gibberish, something like Woiwsieiskktisowxxgerpvw or something.
So I answered.
"Hello?" I asked. I only heard breathing. "Dude, you know how to use your mic?" I asked him/her. There was more breathing, was this a joke. "Dude-" I began. There was a huge, alien-like scream into the mic, I ripped off my headphones. Then a vid came up, it was pitch black. "SILENCE!" I shouted into the mic. It stopped, I put back on the headphones and heard breathing. I heard laughing, a creepy chuckle.
"STOP THIS **** NOW YOU ****** OR ILL KICK YOUR ***!" I shouted into the mic.
"LOOK AT ME" he rasped.
I saw him move forward, then my computer shutdown.
I don't do Skype anymore.
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Skype with the Devil

MaBudd446: Yeah I don't get why he had to kill my grandma, all she did was jack off his sister
DeathNoteRULZ55: Probably because she also shit in his coffee
MaBudd446: True
**SonOfGod666 has come online**
MaBudd446: Who dafaqs this?
SonOfGodd666: Hey babe, my parents aren't home, and i just got a new webcam :)
DeathNoteRULZ55: Oh god, it's one of these assholes
MaBudd446: What is it?
DeathNoteRULZ55: Its one of those stupid things where a program pretends to be a stripper or something
MaBudd446: Ah, fuck. I hate those!
SonOfGodd666: Yo, I don't know what you're talking about, but i'm sure you need some lovin'
SonOfGodd666: If you know what I mean
MaBudd446: What's 2 + 2
SonOfGodd666: I don't know, but i'm sure 5 minutes on the webcam'll tell me :)
DeathNoteRULZ55: Come on dude, let's bail. there's gotta be plenty of other servers to talk on
SonOfGodd666: Please don't leave me, I don't have any clothes to keep me warm :(
MaBudd446: Cut the shit, I know you're a program
SonOfGodd666: But i'm not. I'm a real person, just like you.
DeathNoteRULZ55: WTF
DeathNoteRULZ55: I thought this was a program!
SonOfGodd666: Sure, if you think programs can do this:
**SonOfGodd666 has turned their webcam on**
DeathNoteRULZ55: TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!!!!!
**SonOfGodd666 has turned their webcam off**
MaBudd446: AHM BAILN'
DeathNoteRULZ55: AGREED
DeathNoteRULZ55: WHY WON'T THE THING CLOSE?!??!?!
DeathNoteRULZ55: DUDE IT WON'T LET ME CLOSE THE WINDOW OR DO ANYTHING
DeathNoteRULZ55: DUDE ARE YOU THERE?
MaBudd446: Hey babe, my parents aren't home, and i just got a new webcam :)
MaBudd446: Yo, I don't know what you're talking about, but i'm sure you need some lovin'
MaBudd446: If you know what I mean
MaBudd446: I don't know, but i'm sure 5 minutes on the webcam'll tell me :)
MaBudd446: Please don't leave me, I don't have any clothes to keep me warm :(
MaBudd446: But i'm not. I'm a real person, just like you.
MaBudd446: Sure, if you think programs can do this:
**SonOfGodd666 has turned their webcam on**
**SonOfGodd666 has turned their webcam off**
**DeathNoteRULZ55 has gone offline**
**MaBudd446 has gone offline**
**SonOfGod666 has enslaved humanity and brought an end to the universe as we know it**
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Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:DIALOGUE!
Skyrim Is Dead

I am 22 years old and what I am about to tell is a true story... It made me vomit way too much... I beg you... Please don't play skyrim... It has a demon in it... It all started off like this... I started my game as a arnogonian... When the dragon came to attack whiterun everything went as normal. But then I saw something... I saw a man in a hood in the background... He was just staring at me... Then skyrim restarded by it's self and then the main menu said "HELL" instead of skyrim. I vomited... This was too scary for me. But I pressed continue... I then loaded into the final battle... The dragon was looking at me and said "I LOVE SOULS I WILL DEVOUR YU N KIL UR MOM" I screamed... My friend came into my room to check what was going on but it was too late... I was already possesed. I killed my friend with my hair and then I saw my mom. I killed her with my mouth and then I went back to playing the game. I continued on and beated the dragon. The ending went on as usual except everyone there was covered in blood. I then wanted to create a new profile... I created a nord But when i did that he had 666 on his face as a tattoo. I just shrugged it off, thinking it was a glitch... But then the police came knocking on my door due to the corpses in my house... I answered the door and they said i was underarrest for being spooky to the neighborhood i then ate them and went back to playing skyrim. but then i noticed whiterun's name has turned into "DEMON RUN" i frowned becasue i couldn't take this anymoer. i jumped out of my house and died. If you are reading this your next.
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Skyrim Nightmare

Today, I was at Gamestop looking for Skyrim and I found a really cheap version of it only for ten dollars. I went up to the counter and asked to buy the game. The man at the counter said, "I am going to kill you if you bring the game back." Well I am 23 years old I guess that's just how he talks to adults.
I bought it hyper to play. Watching many videos of Skyrim i didn't think any thing would happen. I was wrong.
When I got home I inserted it into my Xbox360 and started playing. The only thing bothering me was the dragon symbol was caked in blood. I created a new game and started as normal going down to Helgen to get executed. Except when I got there it was bloody.
Alduin stood on the top and said, "Your doom has begun."
I thought, "Yeah right it's just hacked."
Alduin flew away and Ralof undid my binds and I escaped through a hole on the opposite side. Alduin of course was waiting for me. But this time he was in pain and his wing was bleeding.
Then a dark shadow came, cut his head off and blood was covering my screen. Alduin told me right before he died that I am to destroy this thing. After that I barfed and wanted to stop playing. But somehow I kept playing as if a force was forcing me.
Immediately after the blood was gone I was teleported to Whiterun. There I was greeted by Herobrine. (Yes he was there I'm not joking)
He said, "I know where you live and you will die."
I responded saying that he can go to hell. Then I got Wabbajack out of nowhere and turned him into this huge slimy thingy that I can't describe. It flew into the sky and disappeared.
I walked up to Dragonsreach and found bodies all over the place. I looted one and found the Great Sword of Doom and the key to Dragonsreach.
I went in and then I barfed again. All over the place was entrails, feet, nose, eyes, the brain and finally the Jarl's head. Where the Jarl's throne is supposed to be an underground passage was there instead and you won't believe what I saw.
As I walked in I felt I was being watched. I had my sword and a gibberish spell in my hand just in case. As I was walking I noticed a trail of blood. I followed it and it lead me to a cell. I opened it and I saw the grossest sight ever. Inside was a huge eyeball that made me barf on it on my screen.
By it was the slimy thing from earlier. I attempted to kill it but it wouldn't take damage. It attacked me and killed me in one hit. It made a You died screen like Minecraft's (No this is not about Minecraft but it did it for no reason) and it showed me being eaten.
I barfed and that is when I heard a knock on the door. I answered and there it was that stalking eyeball. I'm in the closet writing this and whatever you do, don't buy cheap video games even if you want them.
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Skyrim Nightmare 2

I'm back and fought the courage to fight the eyeball and killed it so I'm back and the game wants me to play again so I'm playing right now and OH MY GOSH Herobrine is back.
"You can't escape your fate". He said.
"Go die!" I responded
I then got teleported to Dawnstar and found a book called "The Fate of Dawnstar". I'm reading it and oh my gosh the picture of the huge eyeball be right back I need to barf. Back and it says that only I can stop Dawnstar from dissapearing. I was like YOU SUCK. I went to the blacksmith and found him lying down dead. I'm searching now and I just found a staff called the Staff of Herobrine.
"Weird" I thought.
It says summons a level 100 creature every kill. Oh dang I just realized that I didn't pick a character. I'm checking right now. Dang I'm an Argonian who is level 80 character with 1000 health 6000 stamina and 1000000 magicka. I then searched found of sword of evil. It says kills one person every 10 kills. I found a book right now with no title and inside the book is a huge zombie with no eyes. Oh dang I need to barf. Ah man I just barfed on the screen. Well I had enough today this is really gross and scary I'll update tomorrow
6/3/13: Sorry I didn't update when I said I would, I was busy the day after and then I got blocked so well sorry I can't play now but tomorrow I swear I will and I promise this time
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Slam Dunked

"In each of us, there are two natures."
This was the words I remembered after I had gotten what appeared to be a brand-new short film entitled "Slam Dunked." The copyright date on the DVD set was "April 1, 2015, by Paramount Pictures, all rights reserved."
When I got home in my Mitsubishi from the local Walgreen's, I immediately popped the DVD into my 1997 Canadian-made computer system. The first thing to appear on the screen was the 1985 Paramount Pictures logo, but instead of silence, there was the fanfare. I liked to hum the fanfare, and so I did. The movie had a run time of minutes and 16 seconds. Then, the movie began with a black screen for 30 seconds, and the words 'Arnold Shaw presents--' appeared on the screen.
Oh, if I could back by 17 months, and prevent myself from putting that disc into my laptop, I would!
The title card appeared in huge, all-capitol letters that read "Slam Dunked; or, a Basketball Game Gone Tragically Wrong". The names of the actors followed suite: Michael B. Jordan, Brendan Fraser, O.J. Simpson, Denzel Washington and Sarah Silverman. The screen then showed a professional basketball player (played by O.J. Simpson) kneeling and throwing a basketball underneath his scrotum, and the item made it into the basket to the sound of a thunderous and violent applause. Then, the commentator (played by Michael B. Jordan) said "You can make it, enter the Vrillon!" Why would he say something like that in a brand-new motion picture targeted at 9-yeedar-olds exactly like me...?
The "Vrillon", played by Brendan Fraser, came up and proceeded to fucking bounce on the commentator's head for 126 full seconds, crushing it entirely. The camera then showed the commentator's older sister (played by Sarah Silverman) took out a loaded AK-47 and shot at the audience, and an actual .357 Magnum bullet killed a man walking down the street.
And you know what happened next?
For the next 5 minutes, a school teacher (played by Denzel Washington) ordered everyone to evacuate the whole stadium. So, that's what they did, but in the process, a stampede broke out. The whole audience was trampling every single member that made a sound; they all started to scream as the whole set slowly collapsed into a huge mass of smoke and flame, crushing the school teacher to death! I screamed along with them, and that's when the short film finally ended, with absolutely no closing credits.
With that said, I have to warn you: If you come across a DVD disc for a short film called "Slam Dunked", please do not watch it...!
==The Aftermath==
This is the last blog post from the author, 17-year-old Bradley Stoner from Covina, California.
His 9-year-old sister Juliana discovered his corpse in his 2-story house's bathroom 3 hours after his blog posting... came to a close. Bradley had committed suicide by plunging a recorder into his trachea, and the word "Superman" was printed on the wall in ketchup. Thank you very much for reading this Shitpasta.
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Slander Mawn

==The Best Gangbang Ever==
Holy pooping skeletons, guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and know I am here to tell you guys about my enconter with the Slander Mawn.It all started when me and my friends... okay, I don't have friends. Well, me and my... myself were trick or treating at Hallowen.
"Awesome! I hope I get candeh!" I said.
"Me too!" said myself.
I was dressed as a elephant and myself was dressed as nothing.
"Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary forest that most likey contains werewolfs and sparkly vampires with underage girls!" I said.
"Lawl, you just dared yourself," said myself.
"I accept," said yourself.
Yourself, myself and I entered the forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.
"Maybe I should head back," said myself.
"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" said yourself.
"Um, guys, I think I saw something," I said.
Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to heaven and came back as ghosts.
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Slanderman

The other day, some of my freinds at college told me about this monster that used to be prety poplar on the internt. He was called the slanderman and they said if you were scared of him, he would come kill you, like he was attrackted by fear. I was really scared by that because they said he did relly horible things to peeple. There wer other sines of him coming for u to, liek feelin bad and being nervos for no reason. 1 night I was feelin real bad and I remembered the slanderman and i stared to fel wors and wors and I got relly scared. I looked out ym windo and i saw a guy standin in the wods. He ran at my hous and smashed down the dor. I herd him com up the stares and i hid under my covers so mabey he would go away. He opned my door and i peaked out of my covers. He waas standng in the doorway. before i could screem he said...
"You did have sexual relations with that woman!"
My inner clinton screemed and I died. It was spooky.
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Sleep Deprivation Gone Wrong

Get it? Sleep deprivation? "No sleep?" Holy shit you're dense.
The following is based on a true story... And you can't handle the truth.
Anyway supposedly going several days without sleep will simulate the effects of heavy intoxication. I'm broke as fuck so I decided to try it. So I stayed awake for a while watching Netflix. Then I started seeing... things. As in, normal things indeed like the Netflix logo in between episodes.
But then I started seeing... more things. Things that were... indeed... strange. I saw my own reflection in my laptop screen: a hideous, warped, malformed mask of inhumane origin.
Then indeed I started seeing things I didn't expect. Like colors where there shouldn't be colors: orange Doritos stains where there shouldn't be any. Unless, wait, maybe there should be? I indeed forget. It's been almost 3 hours straight of awakeness; I can't remember if indeed I ate any Doritos or not. The smart money is on "yes because you're a lazy fatass."
Then the exhaustion hit me like a thing that hits things really hard. Indeed, I felt pretty-white-girl-wasted, which was a spooky feeling for a four hundred pound albino [totally alpha] male.
In my pseudo-drunken stupor, I realized I wanted nothing more than to take a nap. So indeed I did.
Wait, fuck! The whole point was for me to stay awake! But when I woke up, I indeed saw something that haunts me to this day:
My laptop screen had indeed fallen asleep. Which means it was indeed white-girl wasted. Which (1) is impossible for an inanimate object and (2) means I had indeed spilled an alcoholic drink on it which I DIDN'T HAVE. Also (3) it should be BROKEN. But indeed it WASN'T.
Who am I? Am I the real monster???? Or is something far more sinister indeed at work?
TL;DR: My laptop got drunk off ghost beer and then I realized I wa-
...
INDEED
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Category:Satire
Category:Dreams
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Sleep Paralysis Demon

My sleep paralysis demon has started to do painful things to my genitals.
So, sleep paralysis have never been a big deal for me even when I have it from time to time. Just let the demons do whatever they want. Touch me, crawl in my bed, drag me around on the floor. I have kinda enjoyed the experience every time. But until one night a demon was crawling on top of me. I was just relaxing and didn't even care. So suddenly the demon supported h*s knee on top of my balls. It was painful, and I couldn't move. I just had to wait and suffer through the pain.
Some time later the demons have got more aggressive against my poor little pee pee. I have experienced them grabbing my balls or penis and squeeze it hard in their fist. I know it does not cause any physical damage, but my brain are still simulating the actual pain as if it was real. I don't have sleep paralysis that often. 1-3 times a month. But when I first have, the likelihood of them doing something to my vulnerable spot is great.
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