Squidward's Suicide (PARODY/FUNNY REIMAGINATION)

Ooooh boy, if I had a nickel for everytime a weird guy gave me a vhs with a "lost episode", I would have two, it isn't a lot, but its weird it happened twice. what is weirdness anyway at all? Anyway, guess who's back again? its ya boi, Jeffrey!here to tell you about a new experience ! so remember about the vhs of the lost simpson episode I had? well guess it happened again. 
So you know about spongebob right? i mean, everybody know about the spongebob even your old dad know about good ol'bobby sponge. if you've been living under a rock for the past decade (wich mean you are probably a cryptid or a caveman) just google it yourself. 
It happened two days ago, I was just working at my daytime job at the local spaghetti shop (killing don't pay the bills eh) then a familiar face walked in, he told me "heyyy jeff, long time we didn't see eachother", he was an old highschool friend named Andrew skinner. So we talked for a bit like, you know, two friend who haven't seen each others in years. He apparently became a cartoonist and he have worked on shows like spongebob for a while. when we ended our conversation he asked if he could have today's menu(this is a restaurant, you go there to eat) so of course I brought it to him. after the command it was time for the paycheck, after he left I noticed that he have left a tape on his seat. i couldn't contact him so I decided to keep it with me in case he would come back. 
My job was over and I arrived home, no one was there, my roommate was at his job while Jackson (my other roommate) was nowhere to be seen (maybe at a clown meeting, idk). only my dog, smile, was here. of course I put the tape in the vhs player to watch it, it was a spongebob episode. i kinda watcht the show from time to time, wheter the episodes are new or old it always somehow make me laugh. so the episode started with your average spongebob intro. so of course everything was normal until the titlecard appeard, it said SQUIDWARD's SUICIDE. of course I knew something was wrong, I mean this is fucking spunchbob why its written SUICIDE in red bold letters? what is next? spingebill's homicide? patrick the cannibal? mr krab and the mafia? (oh wait that last one is kinda plausible). i just kept on watching, the episode was just about squidward (my favorite, I relate to him a bit), practicing a clarinet concert, of course spongebob was doing something outside and squidward asked spongebob to keep it quiet, spongebob just said "sorry", squidward kept on playing until a knock was heared at the door, squidward said "spongebob if its you again im gonna-" but when he opened the door, it wasn't spongebob but just a fish saying "the red mist is coming", then he was gone. 
i didn't knew what does red mist mean so I googled it and apparently its an expression to mean anger or something. back to the episode, it then cut to squidward playing at the concert, everyone was booing of course(but weirdly even spongebob was doing it too) but then the eyes where looking weird, like it became photoshoped? i don't know what is the good word for that, the booing was mixed with a distorded audio, it bursed my ears so I turned down the volume. it cutted to squidward crying on his bed, the acting was very good. however he started having the same eyes as seen earlier and he was crying red tears. then, some pictures of dead kids flashed(funny but weird) and then squidward looked at the camera, he looked like he was looking into my soul. then he grabeed a shotgun, a deep voice was suddently hear saying "do it" (it sounded like Andrew) and then squidward killed himself. the episode ended, (I had a laugh) so of course the main question was, why what and who?
I don't think it's a real episode because, well of course it isn't, but I am more concerned about the fact that Andrew had it. the next day I was craving squid rings so I went to the restaurant of crustaceans. i saw Andrew was here so I tried starting the conversation by talking about fishes but then I eventually asked him about the episode, he then told me that it was just an episode he made for the joke(it's a real knee-slapper I know) then I asked him about the dead kids in the tapes and he just turned pale, he told me "don't keep asking or else you'll be n-" interrupted himself then he tooked the tape out of my hands and ran away. 
Maybe he was also a killer, idk, anyway Andrew, if you are reading this, I tooked your wallet at the fish restaurant, and you'll never get it back.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure