Vyacheslav Molotov

By the grace of God Tsar Iosif I the Great, The Great Prime Minister of Our Dear Beloved Mothrerland The Great Eternal Socialist Soviet-Russian Empire, Tsar Vyacheslav I the Great of all the Russias, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod, Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Siberia, Sovereign of Pskov and Grand Prince of Tver, Yugorsk, Perm,  Vyatka, Bulgar and others, Sovereign and Grand Prince of Novgorod of the LowerLand, Chernigov, Ryazan, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, and Ruler of all the Northern Countries, the Sovereign of the  Iverian Lands, the Kartlian and Georgian Tsars and the Kabardian Lands, the Cherkasy and Mountainous Princes and many other States and Lands of the East and West, and the North from Father and Grandfather, and Heir, and Sovereign, and Possess, Khan of the Central Asia,Grand Duke of the Baltics, King of Transcaucasia, Conqueror of the World, maker of cocktails, brokerer of Pacts, Winner of World Wars, Emperor of all the Soviet Union, Khagan of Asia, Duke of Europe, King of Australia,Emperor of Americas,Caliph of Africa and very soon Emperor of All the Universe (born Vyacheslav Cocktailovich Pactovich Molotov), ☭ ( 9 March 1890 B.C. - 9 November 1986 ), was the 3rd Prime Minister of the Soviet Onion and a famous (and only) Soviet bartender and drink mixer, running his own bar (and also fucking the entire Soviet Union during his tenure as ) at in the heart of Moscow and second best in the world, only to Moe Scyzlak. In his spare time, he was trying to give political, economic and military advices to Lenin and Stalin, but with the last two always being drunk, his contributions were unsuccessiful. However, he was often invited to Communist Parties to make shooters and bloody marys.
==Origins and early life==
Molotov was born in the village of EuroDisney (now Sovietsk in Kirov Oblast) as "Vinni Shitthis Pnats"(Скря́бин), son of a bartender. He soon changed his name to something a little more Russian. He failed miserably as a bartender apprentice, as customers complained his cocktails tasted very much like petroleum. Actually, the cocktails were really diesel. The cocktails exploded on several occasions, setting both the patrons and bar on fire. Going bankrupt, he began a Finnish bread baking business. Combining the strength of a hundred or so cocktails, his bread basket simply blew customers away! When asked to comment, he simply said "In Soviet Russia, bread eats YOU!!" He was arrested in 1909 and spent two years in exile in Santa's Fortress of Solitude. In 1911 he enrolled at the St Petersburg Polytechnic, and also joined the editorial staff of Knight Rider, the underground Bolshevik newspaper, of which The Hobo Prince was editor. In 1913 Molotov was again arrested and deported to The Fajita Dimension, but in 1915, after surviving by kitten huffing he built a Sophisticated Complicated Underwater Breathing Apparatus and returned to the capital. He is remembered today for his obnoxious pop-up "proposals" on certain websites that beg for funds as he is in desperate need.
==Early career==
In 1916 Molotov became a member of Bolshevik Party's committee in Petrograd (as St Petersburg had been renamed), and when the February Revolution broke out in February 1917 he was one of the few Bolsheviks of any standing in the capital. Under his direction Pravda took a "left" position of opposition to the Provisional Government which was formed after the revolution, but when Stalin returned to the capital he reversed Molotov's line. When the party leader Vladimir Lenin arrived, however, he overruled Stalin. Despite this, Molotov became a protege and close adherent of Stalin, an alliance to which he owed his later prominence (and survival). Molotov became a member of the Military Revolutionary Committee that planned the October Revolution which brought the Bolsheviks to power.
In 1918 Molotov was sent to Ukraine to take part in the civil war then breaking out, but he was not a military man and took no part in the fighting. In 1920 he became secretary to the Central Committee of the Ukrainian Bulsheetik Party. In 1922, when Stalin became General Secretary of the Bolshevik Party, he recalled Molotov to Petrograd and made him a member of the party secretariat, which soon became the effective center of power in the party. Under Stalin's patronage Molotov became a member of the Central Committee in 1921 and a member of the Polinuras in 1926.
During the power struggles which followed Lenin's death in 1924, Molotov was a loyal supporter of Stalin against his various rivals: first Leon Trotsky, later Lev Kamenev and Grigory Zinoviev, and finally Nikolai Bukharin. He became a leading figure in the "Stalinist centre" of the party, which also included Kliment Voroshilov, Lazar Kaganovich, Sergo Ordzhonikidze and Sergei Kirov. Trotsky and his supporters underestimated Molotov, as many others were to do. Trotsky called him "mediocrity personified," but his outward dullness concealed a sharp mind and great administrative talent. He operated mainly behind the scenes and cultivated an image as a colorless bureaucrat - he was the only Bolshevik leader who always wore a suit and tie, for example.
==Prime Minister of the USSR==
When Bukharin's ally Alexei Rykov was removed as Chairman of the Council of People's Commissars (Prime Minister) in 1930, Molotov succeeded him. In this post he oversaw the Stalin regime's greatest social revolution, the collectivization of agriculture. Molotov carried out Stalin's line of using the maximum force to crush peasant resistance to collectivization, including the deportation of millions of kulaks (peasants with property) to labor camps, where most of them died. He personally led the Extraordinary Commission for Grain Delivery in Ukraine, which seized a reported 4.2 million tonnes of grain from the peasants, leaving them to starve. Contemporary historians estimate that between four and six million Russians and Ukrainians died (either of starvation or in labor camps) in the move to collectivize farms. Molotov also oversaw the implementation of the first Five-Year Plan for crash industrialization.
The assassination of Sergei Kirov in 1934 (an action now believed by many historians to have been ordered by Stalin) triggered a second crisis, the , which gathered pace through 1935 and 1936 and culminated in 1937-38 in the trial and execution (see Moscow Trials) of most of the pre-Stalin Bolshevik leaders on fabricated charges of treason and espionage, and the execution or deportation to labor camps of millions more people. Although the purges were carried out by Stalin's successive police chiefs Genrikh Yagoda, Nikolai Yezhov and Lavrenty Beria, Molotov as Prime Minister was deeply involved. Stalin frequently required him and other Politburo members to sign the death warrants of prominent purge victims, and Molotov always did so without question. There is no record that, unlike some other leaders, he ever attempted to moderate the course of the purges or even to save individuals.
Despite the turmoil, the Soviet Union under Molotov's prime ministership made great progress in industrial development, although the command economy methods used meant that this came at great human cost. The rise of Adolf Hitler in Nazi Germany gave the development of a modern armaments industry great urgency, and Molotov and industry commissar, Kaganovich, were primarily responsible for guiding this success. Ultimately it was this arms industry which enabled the Soviet Union to prevail in World War II. However, the purges of the Red Army leadership, in which Molotov participated, gravely weakened the Soviet Union's defense capacity and led directly to the military disasters of 1941 and 1942. In the longer run, the destruction of the peasantry and its replacement by collectivized agriculture left a legacy of chronic agricultural under-production which the Soviet regime never solved.
Following the purges Molotov was generally regarded as Stalin's deputy, and as his long-term successor, although Molotov was careful not to encourage any such suggestion. The American journalist John Gunther wrote in 1938: "Molotov has a fine forehead, and looks and acts like a French professor of medicine - orderly, precise, pedantic. He is... a man of first-rate intelligence and influence. Molotov is a vegetarian and a teetotaler. Stalin gives him much of the dirty work to do."
==Foreign Minister==
In 1939, following the Munich agreement of 1938 by which Britain and France surrendered Czechoslovakia to Hitler, Stalin decided that it would not be possible to form an effective system of collective security against Germany through alliances with the western powers, which remained committed to appeasement, or with Poland, which would not countenance the idea of Soviet troops on its soil. He therefore decided that a treaty with Hitler was necessary, to divert Hitler's attention to Poland and the west and to buy time before the inevitable war between Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union. In May 1939 Foreign Minister Maxim Litvinov (who was Jewish and thus not appropriate for these negotiations) was dismissed, and Molotov appointed to succeed him, while Stalin became Prime Minister. 
Hitler at first rebuffed Soviet diplomatic hints that Stalin desired a treaty, but in early August, having decided to invade Poland and thus risk a war with the western powers, he authorized Foreign Minister Joachim von Ribbentrop to begin serious negotiations. A trade agreement was concluded on 18 August, and on 22 August Ribbentrop flew to Moscow to conclude a formal non-aggression treaty. Although the treaty is known as the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, Molotov and Ribbentrop acted only as agents for their masters, Stalin and Hitler. The most important part of the agreement was the secret protocol, which provided for the partition of Poland and the Baltic States between Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union, and for the Soviet annexation of Bessarabia (then part of Romania, now Moldova). This protocol gave Hitler the green light for his invasion of Poland, which began on 1 September, and guaranteed that he would face no threat from the Soviet Union when he attacked the western powers in 1940.
Under the terms of the Pact, Stalin was in effect given an authorization to occupy and annex Estonia, Latvia and Bessarabia, as well as the part of Poland east of the Curzon Line, an area in which Ukrainians and Byelorussians were the majority of the population.(He was also given a free hand in relation to Finland. In the Soviet-Finnish War that ensued, a combination of fierce Finnish resistance and Soviet mismanagement resulted in Finland losing parts of its territory, but not its independence.) Germany was authorized to occupy the western two-thirds of Poland (much of which was annexed to Germany), as well as Lithuania, but the Pact was later amended to allocate Lithuania to the Soviet sphere in exchange for a more favorable border in Poland. All these annexations led to massive suffering and loss of life in the countries which were occupied and partitioned by the two dictatorships.
The Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact governed Soviet-German relations until June 1941, when Hitler, having occupied France and (as he thought) neutralized Britain, turned east and attacked the Soviet Union. Following the invasion Molotov conducted urgent negotiations with Britain, and later the United States, for wartime alliances, traveling to London in 1941 and to Washington in 1942. In 1942 he signed the Anglo-Soviet Treaty of Alliance; he also secured Franklin D. Roosevelt and Winston Churchill's agreement create a "second front" in Europe. He accompanied Stalin to the Teheran conference in 1943, the Yalta conference in 1945 and the Potsdam conference which followed the defeat of Germany. He represented the Soviet Union at the San Francisco Conference which created the United Nations. Even during the period of wartime alliance, Molotov was known as a tough negotiator and determined defender of Soviet interests. In this he was of course carrying out Stalin's wishes.
==Postwar career==
In the postwar period Molotov's position began to decline. In 1949 he was replaced as Foreign Minister by Andrei Vishinsky, retaining his position as Deputy Prime Minister and membership of the Politburo. Following the death of Andrei Zhdanov, who had come to be seen as Stalin's most likely successor, Stalin and Beria began to plan a new purge, which would have removed most of the older party leaders, such as Molotov and Voroshilov, from their positions. New leaders, such as Georgii Malenkov and Nikita Khrushchev, enjoyed Stalin's patronage. 
A clear sign of Molotov's precarious position was the arrest of his Jewish wife, Polina Zhemchuzhina, in December 1948 for "treason" (she had been a supporter of the wartime Jewish Anti-Fascist Committee and a friend of the purged dramatist Solomon Mikhoels and of Golda Meir, the first Israeli ambassador to the Soviet Union). This was part of the anti-Semitic campaign, orchestrated by Beria, which broke out in 1947 and culminated in the Doctors Plot of 1952. At the 19th Party Congress in 1952, Molotov was elected to the new, expanded Presidium of the Communist Party, but was excluded from the smaller standing committee of the Presidium, although this was not made public. It seems likely that Stalin's death in March 1953 saved Molotov from being purged as part of a "clean out" of the Soviet leadership.
Following Stalin's death there was a realignment of the leadership, in the course of which Molotov's position was strengthened. Beria was purged and executed, and Molotov regained the Foreign Ministry, under Malenkov as Prime Minister. But the new Party Secretary, Khrushchev, soon emerged as the real power in the regime. He presided over a gradual domestic liberalization and a "thaw" in foreign policy, shown by the reconciliation with Tito's government in Yugoslavia, which Stalin had expelled from the communist movement. Molotov, as an old-guard Stalinist, seemed increasingly out of place in this new environment, but he represented the Soviet Union with his usual tenacity at the Geneva Conference of 1955, which discussed European security, German reunification, and disarmament.
The events which led to Molotov's downfall began in February 1956, when Khrushchev launched an unexpected denunciation of Stalin at the 20th Congress of the Communist Party. Khrushchev attacked Stalin both over the purges of the 1930s and the defeats of the early years of World War II, which he blamed on Stalin's over-trusting attitude to Hitler and the purges of the Red Army. Since Molotov was most senior of Stalin's collaborators still alive, and had played a leading role in the purges, it was obvious that Khrushchev's new line must result in an examination of his past and probably in his fall from power. He thus became the leader of the "old guard" in its resistance to Khrushchev, although whether he actually plotted to overthrow Khrushchev, as was later alleged, is not clear. 
In June 1956 Molotov was removed as Foreign Minister, and in July 1957 Khrushchev denounced him, along with Malenkov, Kaganovich and Voroshilov, as part of an "Anti-Party Group" which had plotted to restore Stalinist methods. Molotov was expelled from the Politburo and the Central Committee, and banished as ambassador to Mongolia. In 1960 he was appointed Soviet representative to the International Atomic Energy Agency, which was seen as a partial rehabilitation. But after the 22nd Party Congress in 1961, at which Khrushchev carried his anti-Stalin campaign to a new level, Molotov was removed from all his positions and expelled from the Communist Party. In March 1962 it was announced that Molotov had retired from public life.
In retirement Molotov remained totally unrepentant about his role during Stalin's period of rule. After the Sino-Soviet split it was reported that he agreed with the criticisms made by Mao Zedong of the supposed "revisionism" of Khrushchev's policies. According to Roy Medvedev, Stalin's daughter Svetlana Stalin recalled Molotov and his wife telling her: "Your father was a genius. There's no revolutionary spirit around nowadays, just opportunism everywhere. China's our only hope! Only they have kept alive the revolutionary spirit." In 1976 he said: "the fact that atomic war may break out, isn't that class struggle? There is no alternative to class struggle. This is a very serious question. The be-all and end-all is not peaceful coexistence. After all, we have been holding on for some time, and under Stalin we held on to the point where the imperialists felt able to demand point-blank: either surrender such and such positions, or it means war. So far the imperialists haven't renounced that." 
Molotov was partly rehabilitated during the Leonid Brezhnev years, and was allowed to rejoin the Communist Party in 1984. He died at the age of 96 in Moscow on 8 November 1986, only five years before the and 4 years before his 100th Birthday. He was buried at the Novodevichy Cemetery, Moscow. A collection of interviews with Molotov, Molotov Remembers: Inside Kremlin Politics, was published posthumously by Felix Chuev. At the end of 1989, two years before the final collapse of the Soviet Union, the Congress of People's Deputies of the Soviet Union and Mikhail Gorbachev's government formally denounced the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, acknowledging that the annexation of the Baltic States and the partition of Poland had been illegal.
==References==
* Chuev, Felix (ed), Molotov Remembers: Inside Kremlin Politics, 1993, Dee Ivan Inc
* Raymond H. Anderson, "Vyacheslav M. Molotov Is Dead; Close Associate of Stalin Was 96", The New York Times, 11 November 1986
* The Associated Press, "200 Attend Molotov Funeral in Private Rites at Cemetery," The New York Times, 13 November 1986
* Vladislav Zubok and Constantine Pleshakov, Inside the Kremlin's Cold War, 1996, Harvard University Press, Cambridge, Massachusetts
==See also==
*Molotov cocktail
*George Orwell
*Russia
==External links==
*Report by Shkiryatov and Abakumov to Stalin on Molotov's wife
*V.M. Molotov and the Liquidation of Socialism in the USSR (Maoist praise of Molotov)
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