Nope.

Nope. is an esoteric programming language made by Areallycoolusername. You can code anything you would like, but the language will neither compile nor process it. This unfortunately means that Nope. is not Turing-complete. You could still create a quine and a cat program[see discussion], and infinite number of self interpreters.
== Implementations ==
=== !!brainfeed ===
 +++++++++++++?+,+,-----------,-!
=== !!Fuck ===
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!!#!!!!!!!#!!!!!!!#!!!!!!!#!!!!!!#!!!!!!!!#!!!!!!!
!!!!!#!!!!!#!!!!!!!#!!!!!!!!!!#
Note that line feeds in this program aren't part of program.
=== !English ===
 Print "Nope." and a newline
=== #b ===
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ztdnHffvxfhLdZpDVDdjpjHLtNBVhxZDNgtFVPwNTNJJhBHnpVrnxVlpRTdTlJzPjfFltaUXgUCRECDla
XNhsPohlvATaoIwUGaeoIQMgwqaGKOEYCyqCaMWCosUwIaTiDDEPFnjdPVtpRZZDjRCbNHNEHRvVnvXP
dDBXPZPHNRJftDXXvPHekFGUKTMeDLoHPJwxK
=== 100BF ===
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=== 15 ===
 ;_`Nope.`
=== 35 ===
 `Nope.`
=== 6969 Assembler ===
 
 DFS %?
 JMP n?%s::Oof
 MOV C*::Nope.
 JMP END
 PNT n
 MOV C*::Nope.
 PNT END
=== <stack> ===
 saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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=== ^English ===
 Read a string from user, then crumple it and throw it in the trash, and then output "Nope.", with no line breaks.
=== 脑操 ===
，（，）十十十十十十（》十十十十十十十十十十十十十《一）》。》十十十十十十十十十十十
（》十十十十十十十十十十《一）》十。十。一 一一一一一一一一一一。》十十十十十（》十十十十十十十十十《一）》十。
=== 脑子爆掉 ===
读始读终右右右右右上上上上上上上上始右上上上上右上上上上上上右上上上上上上上上右
上上上上上上上上上上右上上上上上上上上上上上上左左左左左下终右右右右下下写右上上
上上上上上上上上上上上上上写上写下下下下下下下下下下下写左左左下下写
=== 元旦 ===
一直做
{
 声明一个名为code的变量并将其设置为字符串类型
 输入code的值
 输出"非也。"
}
注：“非也”在英文中约等于“Nope”，所以这应该也合法吧？
=== 这不是编程语言！ ===
 这这这这这这言语这这这这这这这这这这这这这程不！语编语这这这这这这这这这这这言语这这这这这这这这这这程不！语这编这编不
 不不不不不不不不不不编语这这这这这言语这这这这这这这这这程不！语这编
=== ！中文 ===
 从用户端读入一串字符串。
 如果它是“114514”，把它撅了扔进垃圾桶，再然后输出“不。”，没有换行。
 否则，把它揉了扔进垃圾桶，再然后输出“不。”，没有换行。
 从用户端读入一串字符串，然后把它揉了扔进垃圾桶，再然后输出“Nope.”，没有换行。
=== Arithmetic ===
==Begin Exam 1==
1. 1+1=? (78 points)
A. 2
Answer: A
==End Exam 1==
==Begin Exam 2==
1. 1+1=? (111 points)
A. 2
Answer: A
==End Exam 2==
==Begin Exam 3==
1. 1+1=? (112 points)
A. 2
Answer: A
==End Exam 3==
==Begin Exam 4==
1. 1+1=? (101 points)
A. 2
Answer: A
==End Exam 4==
==Begin Exam 5==
1. 1+1=? (46 points)
A. 2
Answer: A
==End Exam 5==
===AsciiDots===
 .-$"Nope."
=== AGSPL ===
"Nope.".
=== B2C ===
 ++++++[|+++++++++++++|-]|.[-]|++++++++++[|++++++++++|-]|+.+.
 -----------.[-]|+++++[|+++++++++|-]|+.
=== Backwords ===
 
 ##A".epoN":z;,#6v
===Batch===
 @echo off
 set /pcmd=
 echo Nope.
 pause
=== Befunge-93 ===
~$".epoN">:v
 |,<
 @
===borth===
 S:
 var
 lo
 0
 lable.make
 l
 input
 Nope.
 print
 label if 0
 l
 lo
=== brainfuck ===
 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,>++++++++++[>++++++++>++
 +++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++++>+++++<<<<<-]>--.>+.>++.>+.>----.
A shorter one by User:None1 without using the input command.
 ++++++[>+++++++++++++<-]>.>+++++++++++[>++++++++++<-]>+.+.-----------.>+++++[>+++++++++<-]>+.
Input is keeped, but shorter than first edition by PSTF: 
 ,[,]++++++[>+++++++++++++<-]>.>+++++++++++[>++++++++++<-]>+.+.-----------.>+++++[>+++++++++<-]>+.
=== BrainZ ===
The following program is in hex dump.
 FC 27 FF E2 82 40 9F FE 13 FF 8A 09 81 81 55 55 54 09 F8 4F FC 50 4C 08
=== Brainfuck extended ===
 $Nope.$[.>]
=== C ===
 #include <stdio.h>
 
 int main () {
 printf("Nope.");
 }
=== C# ===
using System;
class Nope {
	static void Main(string[] args) {
		Console.WriteLine("Nope.");
	}
}
=== C++ ===
 #include <iostream>
 using namespace std;
 
 int main() {
 
 string input;
 getline(cin,input);
 
 //for the lols 
 if(input=="犭怒尼威") {
 cout << "Nope.";
 } else {
 cout << "Nope.";
 }
 
 }
=== Caca ===
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yescaca
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===Ecliptica===
 i0>'N'>'o'>'p'>'e'>'.'>0
 [<?0(t)]>[O>?0(t)]
===Emoji-gramming===
😊🕐💖
😇🕐🕐
😊🕑🕐
😇🕑🕑
😊🕒🕑
😇🕒🕒
😊♈🎤
😊♈💖
😇♈🕒
😇♈💞
😇♈💕
😊♉🕑
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😊📢♊
😊📢♉
===Fish Code===
 <((78)).((111)).+.((101)).((46)).><
===flag===
 Nope.
===FlinnScrip===
 input(0);
 if(0="114514"){
 print("Nope.");
 };
 if(0!="114514"){
 print("Nope.");
 };
===GolfScratch===
 INP PUSH Nope. POP
===Gray Snail===
 OUTPUT Nope.
===Haskell===
import System.IO
 
main :: IO ()
main = repeatUntilExit
 
repeatUntilExit :: IO ()
repeatUntilExit = do
 input <- getLine
 if input == "exit"
 then return ()
 else do
 if input == "PrySigneToFry"
 then putStr "Nope.\n"
 else do putStr "Nope.\n"
 repeatUntilExit
=== Hexagon says===
 Hexagon says jump to line 2 if cell 0 is all and increment cell 0 by 78 if cell 0 equals null and output cell 0 is cell 0 equals 78.
 Hexagon says jump to line null if cell 0 is null and increment cell 0 by 78 if cell 0 equals null and output cell 0 is cell 0 equals 78.
 Hexagon says jump to line null if cell 0 is null and increment cell 0 by 1 if cell 0 equals null and output cell 0 is cell 0 equals 79.
 Hexagon says jump to line null if cell 0 is null and increment cell 0 by 33 if cell 0 equals null and output cell 0 is cell 0 equals 112.
 Hexagon says jump to line null if cell 0 is null and increment cell 0 by -11 if cell 0 equals null and output cell 0 is cell 0 equals 101.
===Hexdump===
 4E 6F 70 65 2E
=== JavaScript ===
n="Nope.";console.log(prompt()=="否。"?n:n)
=== JSFuck ===
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=== Lazy K ===
 K( # Consume source
 S(SI(K(
 S(K(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I)))(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I(S(S(KS)K)(SII(S(S(KS)K)I))))) # N
 )))
 (K(S(SI(K(
 S(S(KS)K)(S(K(S(S(KS)K)I))(S(S(KS)K)(S(K(S(S(KS)K)I))(SII(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I)))))) # o
 )))
 (K(S(SI(K(
 S(K(SII(S(S(KS)K)I)))(S(S(KS)K)(SII(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I)))) # p
 )))
 (K(S(SI(K(
 S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I(S(K(S(S(KS)K)I))(S(S(KS)K)(SII(S(S(KS)K)I))))) # e
 )))
 (K(S(SI(K(
 S(S(KS)K)(S(K(S(S(KS)K)(SII(S(S(KS)K)I))))(S(S(KS)K)I(S(S(KS)K)(S(S(KS)K)I)))) # .
 )))(K(
 K(SII(SII(S(S(KS)K)I))) # K(256) for output
 )))))))))))
===LOLCODE===
 HAI 1.2
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 YA RLY
 VISIBLE "Nope."
 NO WAI
 VISIBLE "Nope."
 OIC
 KTHXBYE
===Lightswitch===
 p0 toggle p0
 @in p0
 p1 toggle p1
 @out @p p1
 p1 toggle p1
===Look!===
Note: Look! is a sound-based language and the following line of text is only the notes of the real program, for the real program please see the link below
 C D# D# C C D# B G# C D# C D# C D# D# C C C C D# D# A D C# G F G# D# D# D# C C C D# D# C D# C F# G# C D# C D# C D# D# D# D# D# A D C# G D# F D# F D D D D D D D D D D D F G C D# D# D# C B G C D# D# D# C C C D# D# A D C# G# D# F
The program as a MIDI file.
=== Lua ===
 input = io.input()
 if input == "114514" then
 print("Nope.")
 else
 print("Nope.")
 end
=== MailBox ===
 box 0
 (once)
 send input to 1
 (contains "Nope.")
 output
 box 1
 (contains "4o 4V y6!")
 send "Nope."
 delete
 (from 0 and not contains "4o 4V y6!")
 send "Nope."
=== Malbolge ===
 D'``#"\7<Y49ix6BeRs>=);:9m*)('D%1A@!>PO<)9KwvXnm3Tjohg-eMihgf_^]#a`_^WVUTxX:PtNSLKo\
=== Maze ===
 ##,##,##
 ##,^^,##
 ##,<<,##
 ##,AA,##
 ##,>>,##
 ##,(),##
 ##,##,##
 
 AA-> ="Nope."
=== NeverGonna ===
 i just wanna tell you "Nope."
Or:
we're no strangers to foo
gotta make foo your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say ''
inside we both know foo == "Never gonna give you up" then
 i just wanna tell you "Nope."
never gonna let you down
 i just wanna tell you "Nope."
never gonna give you up
=== Nope. / Nope. without a quine / No.pe. ===
 an arbitrary program
=== ORK ===
When this program starts:
There is a scribe called Writer.
Writer is to write "Nope."
=== PlusOrMinus ===
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=== PocketFuck ===
=== Poetic ===
 and but, yet the cat and i
 drive and car and yay and wet and get and kin and war and flower?
 that an anvil through flower cat
 and earthbound a flower and vaporwaves orphan that to
 under the definition the definition...
 THAT DAZZLINGLY THAT DEFINITION ENTER THE
 cat car! and cat car!
 and cat car! yay!
 speak thy freedom
=== PTotE ===
 Tm No Lr U Rb
=== Python ===
 print("Nope."if input()else"Nope.")
=== Remove Line Numbers ===
 1 Nope.
=== ReverseFuck ===
 ------]<------------->+[<,<-----------]<---------->+[<-,-,+++++++++++,<-----]<--------->+[<-,
=== Qui ===
vfunc write {
 int times
 repeat times { emit }
}
ifunc main {
 46 101 112 111 78 5 call write
 0 ret
}
=== SDOTOS ===
uiNfptiofptipfptiefpti.fpt/
=== Setlang ===
Which also works on Setlang++.
Note: This implementation is shorter than implementation in any other language.
=== Simplify ===
 code=s()\i|code=="oof":\ p("Nope.")\e:\ p("Nope.")
===Snakel===
def main:none;
2:user
3:tell["Nope."]
=== Stack-based ===
 P "Nope."
=== StegFuck ===
=== T^ ===
^ "TA" "Nope."
$ 
=== TernLSB ===
===TESTLANG===
 in push Nope. push out
=== Text ===
 Nope.
=== This esolang is not a push-down automata ===
 N!o!p!e!159*+!
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=== Tile ===
Save Code URL
=== Txet ===
 dNdopo+Ndppp+Ndepe+Nd.p.+N`N
===txeT===
 .epoN
=== VB.Net ===
 Module Module1
 Sub Main()
 Dim userCode As String = Nothing
 userCode = Console.ReadLine()
 If userCode = "Oof" Then
 Console.WriteLine("Nope.")
 Else
 Console.WriteLine("Nope.")
 End If
 End Sub
 End Module
===Wave===
 ~! STRT
 #str cmd & in\_("Enter code: ")%
 if <(cmd) = ("Oof")> :(
 @/`"Nope."%
 ) else :(
 @/`"Nope."%
 )%
 !! END
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=== WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeBasic ===
 Print "Nope."
=== wenyan ===
==== Basic ====
 吾有一言。曰「「非也。」」。書之。
==== Advanced ====
吾嘗觀『閱文秘術』之書。方悟「閱行」「閱字」「閱白」「閱言」「閱數」「閱畢乎」之義。
恆為是。
 吾有一言。曰「「Nope > 」」。書之。
 閱一行。名之曰「甲」。
 若「甲」等於「「114514」」者。
 吾有一言。曰「「非也。\n」」。書之。
 若非。
 吾有一言。曰「「非也。\n」」。書之。
 云云。
云云。
=== Wren ===
 Fn.new{|n|n=="114514"?"Nope.":"Nope."}
It's pretty pointless, to be honest.
=== ↑→↓ ===
 [nope.]:
 @↑=#110@→=#111@↓=#112;@↑=#101@→=#46@↓=#0;
 @↓[nope.]
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