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1000 in 1 Games of Death

Have you ever heard of those cheap, Chinese made 1000 in 1 games that are a rip-off of pretty much every NES game ever made? Well, when my mom said she would get me a video game if I had gotten straight A's in school, I immediately rose to the challenge. After 4 weeks of cramming studies hardcore and listening to the teacher, she finally got me a game. Not Super Smash Brothers: Brawl, or even Pokemon Black, but a crappy, $5.00 1000 in 1 Game handheld. Begrudgingly, I said thank-you, to make sure she didn't feel bad.
I went to my room to see all the crappy games they ripped off, and I was right. I first started off with a game called "Terrorist Capture", which was basically a ripoff of Contra 2. After 10 minutes of looking through numerous NES and SNES ripoffs, I came across a game called "Super Brothers 3" Which I figured was the same thing as Super Mario Brothers 3. I saw the main title curtain of SMB3, but as the curtains opened, it showed Mario and Luigi dressed in 1920's Mobster clothes, sporting a WWII Thompson Gun in their hands. Instead of Koopa Troopas showing up, there was what looked like a crowd of innocent, homeless women, children, and men alike. Mario's subtitles came up, saying "You disgusting people ravage our streets with filth and flies, and the boss says to exterminate you rats." Mario aimed at the homeless people, and started shooting. I was appalled and disgusted, but I wanted to keep going on, so I pressed A to start.
Instead of starting on the level select screen, it showed King Koopa's Castle, and then faded into a dark room. Everything was pitch-black, but then a door opened, revealing a cowering princess in the corner. Mario and Luigi started escorting her out, but then Bowser jumped in and blocked the way. He roared, and squeezed in his arm, was an 8bit sprite of a woman. "Help me! Please don't let him kill me!" She screamed in subtitles.
Bowser put a gun to her head, and then shot, leaving a hyper realistic blood pool on the floor. Mario bashed his head in with the butt of his gun, and pulled out a handgun. "Please don't kill me!" Bowser said. Mario pulled the trigger, and blood squirted on his face. "I've had enough of this." I said. I tried to pull out the batteries, but the massacre didn't stop.
It said "You have beaten the game!" and showed Mario, Luigi, and the princess shooting through crowds of citizens and children.
The last picture before the whole system broke showed a toad, head hung over. The toad lifted its head, and showed that there was no eye sockets, and blood streaming down from the eyes and mouth. The toad held a gun to its head, and the second it shot, the whole system died. I have never played a Chinese ripoff again, with the toad still holding the gun to its head in the back of my mind.
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103 Dalmations

I was at home playing 102 Dalmations, suddenly the TV went fuzzy, I took out the CD and to my horror, it was broken in half! I went on e-bay to buy a new one, when it came in the mail, I looked at the case, the 2 in 102 was ripped off, with a paper taped over the hole with a 3. I ignored it and tried the game, what shocked me was the title screen actually said 103 Dalmatians. I thought "maybe this was a sequel" and it made me want to play the game even more! I started at Regent's Park though, I was a little disappointed it was just the same game again, because what was the point of having a sequel? I continued anyway, but for some reason Domino was named "Dasher" and Oddball was named "Petunia".
I tumbled into a jack-in-the-box when I did it sounding like it was crying. I just ignored it, but the same happened to every enemy, was this a sick joke? In the park the sky was red and so was the water. Even worse when I tried to open a puppy from the crate, all I saw of the puppies were their skeletons. When Jasper chased me he called my dog a bitch instead of a mutt, which shocked me! 
I mean not only is this a sequel to an E rated game but THIS game was E rated too! Then again it could have been poor packaging. I played through all of the levels, and each was worse than the last. Everytime my dog attacked or (s)he was injured the body became a little bloodier. In the Barnyard the pig was getting slaughtered, in the Ancient Castle, I encountered a robotic clown which was never in the level, I defeated it and instead of exploding it...
 
Just lied there, I felt like I was watching a scene from BioDome. Whenever I bash Horace, Jasper, or even Lepelt they bleed, for a while I actually tried to avoid blood as much as possible, but it was very hard. When I lost all of my lives, the screen went back and Cruella came up to the screen and said "I'm in your house!" I looked around and no one was there, but from now on I felt like someone was watching me.
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Category:Trollpasta
10 Years

It was 10 years ago today. I was browsing the Internet. Suddenly, jumpscares and whatnot popped into the browser! A text box appeared that said, "YOU CANNOT OUTRUN US." I was scared. So I decided to go on a little-known website called Wikia and write my troubles away through satire. I started my own wiki, and it gained popularity.
10 years later, it is still up. 10 years is a long time in any situation. A 10-year-old car would have been created in 2011. And a website about spoofing stories that fail to be scary lasting 10 years is a major achievement. People still browse the website I started as a stress relief in 2011. You are one of them. Happy 10th anniversary, Trollpasta.
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Category:Inside Jokes
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Category:Shortpasta
10 years ago my great grandfather passed away

I remember, he used to talk with this speech impediment. Most of his teeth were gone so he couldn't pronounce S or TH.
Another thing about him was his mental problems. He would vividly hallucinate the presence of a young boy. It started when my younger brother miscarried, he would sometimes see my mother and think she was carrying a baby.
As the years went by, he would see things that would never happen. His first words. The first time he walked. It got a little creepy sometimes but it was oddly charming. At the time, I was 10 and my brother would have been 5. He was never named so my grandpa would refer to him as "the boy" or "that boy".
One day my grandpa started acting a little weird. His sense of humor was gone and he only spoke when spoken to. His facial expression was blank, but his eyes looked horrified. If someone asked him why he was acting strange, he'd respond "da boi is actin' out." He explained to me, "iunno waddup with him"
The next day he wouldn't leave his room. He wasn't talking at all, even when someone started waving their hands in his face and yelling at him. He was clearly breathing and awake, his eyes fixated on the door of his bedroom.
Everyone else had grown tired of dealing with him but I had stayed. I had brought a cup of water and a bag of chips to sit with him until he went to bed.
I remember sitting there. I remember his expression as he sat there, nearly motionless. The way the room was lit. The trinkets on his desk seemed to be staring at me. I read the clock... out of the corner of my eye it was 11:59.
I turned to look at the clock right as it struck midnight. Suddenly, my grandfather's eyes widened. His door slowly creaked open.
For the first time in hours, I had to say something to him. "Grandpa, what's wrong?"
I will never forget his words.
"here come dat boi"
"o shit waddup"
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Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
11/03/1994 + 11/04/1994

Dear Henry,
I bought the 40 acres from you a few weeks ago and I'd like to update you on how settling in has been.
The land is beautiful and definitely enough for my tree farm. I'll be moving my family in soon and I'm sure they'll love how scenic it is here. I am going to have to clear out some of the already growing trees and wildlife to start planting, but as of now this place is perfect.
I would like you ask you something about the animals that inhabit the land though. You know those cameras you have set up? Recently they've been picking up tons of movement and when I check there's been some pretty peculiar things I've seen.
Did you happen to have a dog go missing on the property? When I checked the cameras, there were many photos of what looked to be a Great Dane with some sort of markings on it? I don't mean like spots or stripes or anything, I mean that thing has a painted x on its flank and a pentagram on its forhead.
Another critter triggering your cameras recently is what looks like a cat? Or maybe a fox? I'm unsure, but every photo I've got of it, the camera can never pick up its color. It makes it look like some shadow creature.
Each time these things show up, anywhere from twenty minutes to an hour later that camera shuts off on its own. I've checked the battery on all of them and it's not that they've died.
The pictures give me a real uneasy feel, I'm not sure what it is about them but I get goosebumps just thinking about them.
In the envelope that this letter is in there should be two pictures. There the clearest pictures I've gotten of these things.
Take a look,
 John Windman
1000006435.jpg|The Great Dane
1000006450.jpg|The Fox/Cat
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Category:Animulz
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Well, that was pointless.
1111101011011110.EXE

Walking away from a pawn shop, I forgot why I came to the area: To GO there!
I ran into there and looked through the junk parts, and running quickly to find a couple of computer games.
There, I saw a disc:
It had a poorly printed label, and it just said "SDX HARDCORED VERZION"
What?
Anyway, I got it, and paid for the junk parts I got and walked out.
Soon, I was at home and put the disc in the computer:
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
There were 3 options:
Open folder  to view files
Write .iso image
Kill
I blinked.
Now only the first two options where there.
I clicked open folder to view files, and then the disc popped up.
I copied the .rar folder to MY PICTURES
Soon, I opened the file to export it.
I copied it to my SEGA folder, (knowing what "SDX" stood for) and when it finished I opened it.
It started out like SADX, but there was something out of place:
It looked like the Sonic Adventure title screen.
Great.
Bought a Disc with all the Sonic Adventure models and .pvm files over Sadx.
But as I went to the character select screen, I noticed it was a worse case than that...
Sonic stood there, cuts on his arms, knife in his hand, and a big, toothy grin on his face.
I started the game. Why? I don't know...
But the opening cutscene was different.
Sonic walked around station square, stabbing all the citizens:
There Tails stood, similar to Sonic,  and they both said:
DON'T LET US FADE...
KILL US...
BUT DON'T LET US FADE.
I promised: I will not let you fade...
Kill me If you like...
But I won't let you FaDe.
i'm in school currently, and am about to leave. Please someone leve a  please add this to categoreys and the listings for the articles. AND TJHANK YOU!
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Cliche Madness
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1127.mp3

A corrupted MP3 file was found on an unidentified murder victim's computer shortly after the man was viciously murdered. Media reports state that the man was murdered in a form that only the deepest, creepiest minds could possible imagine. CNN compared the slaughtering to a "Saw" movie. The victim's limbs were torn from his body and tossed across various parts of his house. His stomach was cut open and his entrails were leaking their fluids, with his intestines visible.
The killer has not been captured, however he did try to "cover up" his tracks by playing a deadmau5 track while murdering the victim. However, 1127.mp3 (a file found by an investigator 2 days later) was a confession track from the victim's girlfriend, who had broken up with him after he had cheated on her. The track was 8 minutes long. The voice recording ended at 3 minutes in, then there was dead silence. About 7 minutes and 15 seconds in there was rapidly increasing distorted screaming that reporter's claimed to "have come from a horror film," ironic considering the victim's murder scene.
Investigations are still taking place. However, the prime suspect is yet to be determined. The MP3 file has since been removed from the victim's computer and kept in a hard drive, locked away in a secret lock safe in the Miami local police department's headquarters. Of the 4 detectives on the case at the time, 2 have since killed themselves. One disappeared without a trace on November 29th, 2011. The last investigator agreed to give background information on the case, but aggressively refused when we asked for details on the MP3 file.
Judging by the quality of the file, it was recorded on Audacity 1.3 BETA for Windows 7.
Since then, it has been confirmed that 1127 is the date of the murder, the break up, and the couple's anniversary.
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12.ogg

What I'm telling you is 100% legitimate. This all happened
in singleplayer Minecraft. Please, believe me.
...
I was recently exploring the new 1.9 Pre Release update.
It was usual, and somewhat dumb. I saw the new music
discs, which caught my eye. I thought all of them were
useless, except one that played the most familliar track
I had every heard in my life. 11.ogg. I went on the search for this, even though there was no legit way in survival.
I found a stronghold, and found a chest in the library. Astead of books, they're were a few things. A map, a disc called 11, and a disc called 13. I read the map first, and it said "playme." I though't by that it mean't play them one by one. I was terribly wrong. I got two jukeboxes after a search of diamonds, wasn't that hard actually.
I finnaly went home to my little cottage, and all the sudden fog was set to tiny. I was creeped, but I thought
it was a simple bug is all. But then I noticed a black box shaped as the player, aka Steve. But this time, he looked different. He had default skin, but with eyes that were white. He ran into the fog, I got a chance to take a picture with F2, but it was corrupted.
I went to try out what the map told me, before I did so, I got the map out of the chest, to see if it was explore-able. It wasn't, and this time the words were different. Bold words saying "IAMWATCHINGYOU" appeared on the map. I was scared poopless at that moment, but for me, I was acting normal..(I guess.)
I played both, and a sound of a eerie piano screech started. My world started falling, like sand does in the 404 seed. But worse, it was faster. My cottage was falling, I broke a window and ran. As fast as I could, I ran to the exact cords = X: -10, Z: 10.
Do not ever go to those cords on seed: -353466776579
Trust me.
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Category:Minecrap
Category:TRUE STORY
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Category:Shortpasta
12:27 AM 23th of November, 2014

When I was looking at the thunderstorm happening on Coastal Texas, this was severe, I noticed that my power outed.
And then what suddenly happened is that Slenderman popped out whispering very creepy noise.
And then Jeff popped out and vomited on kitchen table.
And then Sonic.exe popped out and smiled at Jeff.
And then I got ebola and died.
And then Old Withered Foxy popped out and I flashed Light at him. And then He disappeared down Hallway.
And then phone was Couch!
And then Toy Chica served my snack for me.
And then I got ebola and blew up.
And then Old Withered Bonnie popped out and I put on Freddy Mask.
And then Old Withered Chica popped out and hid Poster of Ballooning Boy.
And then as I wrote this Power Went Out and then Old Withered Foxy.
And then the Puppet listened to Thunderstorm.
And then The Flying Dutchman danced to the beats of THUNDERSTORMZ AND STUF
And then I placed Copyright Label on Old Withered Foxy as he grew big without house break.
And then Thunder.
And then I got ebola and went Lenny all over Old Chica and my head asploded
So then Chica got ebola and died
And then Thunderstorm cheesed House to Dead.
And then Chicken blew up and the feathers nuked.
And then a skeleton popped out and ate Texas. And then it later ate everyone as they died very bloody death.
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1337: The History

In the year 1337, an English knight by the name of Leet Haxor was born in the North Country. Leet was born a peasant and was one of the few English peasants to be chosen by King Edward to become a knight. Because of a lack of formal education, Leet was known to be very bad at spelling, grammar, and writing subjects. When writing, Leet often used simplistic phrases such as "too gud fer U", or "p0wnd m8". However, Leet was a good knight, and frequently beheaded level 86 trolls while speaking in his simplistic form of language.
As tmee went on, Leet became too old to fight in battle, and so he bexams a cod fisherman. Leet still held on to his competitive nature, and used frequent insults that bade no logical sense to anyone. For example, Leet loved to call the other cod fishermen "bundles of sticks". Leet would also sit in front of the fishermen's camps and wait for a fisherman to emerge. When one did leave his tent, Leet would ambush him using his AK-1409 Machine Crossbow while shouting "lelelelelel pwned m8 lelelelel". This became Leet's signature battle cry.
By the year 1417, Leet was an old man. Since he was very wealthy, Leet became a collector of rare hats. Even though Leet claimed to be a professional hat collector, he owned only one hat. This one hat was called the "Gibus" and was owned by almost a million other hat collectors. However, Leet thought he was better than everyone else because of his Gibus.
In 1429, Leet passed away. His grave was inscribed with the epitaph: "leleleleleleleleelel god u got pwned". In 1937, President Roosevelt declared January 3, 1937 to be Leet Haxor day. On every year, Leet is honored on January 3 of every month at 3:37 P.M. Although Leet has been dead for many years, his legacy lives on in the spirits of ten year olds, college students, and Internet trolls.
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Category:Satire
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Vidya games
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Category:Shortpasta
15,000

We're currently one story away from 15,000 stories on the wiki!
I'll make 15k
Oh wait
I can't
No login on mobile
Why
I forgot my password
And can't be assed to remember
Well, I can't ass you to make a story so whatever
But you did tho
You made some of the Tales From the Burgerverse by assing me to make them
Well, I suppose I have assed you before. Huh
Maybe you can make the 15000th pasta
Idea please
You're stuck at the DMV
However it's unfortunately the DMV at Franz Kafka International Airport in Prague
Maybe it can be about how the author doesn't have any ideas for a 15000 story special
Yea
Just have it be our conversation with the names removed
You really think that will fly?
It can't produce lift so no
I'll consider it.
So no Franz Kafka DMV
No
Bartlesby 
HEY HEY HEY
You put my name in chat
Better idea
Oh
You're on a flight from Vancouver to Newfoundland
And then a skeleton popped out
The skeleton is the tourist
Hawaiian shirt and hat and all
Skeleton tourists are canon in the story
Also the pilot is unable to see over the dashboard
Got it. Pilot is a smurf
No, no
Someone's grandmother
Okay.
And the copilot is Fenderbenderman
YES
Perfect
Halfway through the flight, someone opens the window for fresh air
Good idea
And then someone forgot to mute their phone and watched Cats the movie
So everyone just got up and walked out
How do you make it funny
https://youtu.be/FtSd844cI7U?si=newZjTRC8sZf-ajd watch it and weep, Bartlesby
No, I don't think I will.
How do we end the story
I watched it on a boat and walked out
The hilarious punchline ending is the plane safely lands despite all the wacky shenanigans that happened
Sounds good.
This will be the story of all time. I'm sure
How long is a drive from Vancouver to Newfoundland anyway?
20 hours?
No Rohinald.
😁
HEY
My name is ACKCHYEWALLY Roginald
That's what I said.
Also the steward is Cleo the Killer
With hair growing out of her eyes
What band is playing on the plane
The musical equivalent of Cats the Musical
Metallica, Load only. Got it
I'd say Coldplay doing a pair up with Load era Metallica
Lol called it
Wait
Even worse
Half of the flight is filled with taylor swift fans
Oooh that's spooky
The other half is the really terrible OC the Killer characters
Like Mylar the Mauler
What did he do
Or Stan the Tire Slasher
And Prison Mike
Even spookier
George the Guy Who Kills Other Humans
George
Legend has it that he kills other humans
That's not scary
Oh wait
Idiot
Let me spell it in Creepypasta OC English
Jorj
Better
Also
The bitchy stewardess is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Roginald
Bartlesby
Stop talking
Ok
Can't forget about Alyyysha the Amnesiac
She forgets you to die!!!!!1!
Any other ideas?
What's the title
Travel through the Creepypasta Universe
Idk
I don't even have a dartboard
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Category:And then a skeleton popped out
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