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Woody Is Love, Woody Is Life

< I was 12 years old
< Today was the day kids would bring their favorite movies at school
< The dvds that each kids had brang were Toy Story, Rio, Bee Movie, and Foodfight
< The teacher said that if 10 kids in my class room raise they hand, one the kids who brought their movie will be picked
< I hope Toy Story gets picked
< Everybody who did not bring dvds pick Rio
< I am shocked
< Teacher puts Rio into the tv
< The movie makes me sick
< I puke
< Everybody starts laughing at me
< Woody, please help me
< Suddenly Woody jumps out of my Toy Story dvd
< Woody transforms into the size of a human being
< He says "Reach for the skkkkkkyyyy"
< Woody then grabs the tv and throws it out of the window
< All the kids in the room start panicking
< Woody grabs the kids who brought their dvds and starts shoving snakes down their throats
< They all die from the venom
< All the other kids and the teacher get out of the classroom
< I'm the only one left in the classroom
< Woody then comes to me and says
< Your my favorite deputy
< Woody then flies out of the classroom window
< I cry with tears of joy.
Woody is love, Woody is life
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Working At An Amusement Park

As you all know, I have written a magnum opus on this one story... what else could there be to say, you ask? the finale is here....
I saw a ghost riding on the horse carousel... and I saw someone on the horse behind the ghost... it was...
YOU
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Category:Satire
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
World's Scarriest Monster is on the Lose!

There once was a legendary monster who stalked the village of Freihochsbergenstein in the most remote and mountainest region of Lithuania. He was like Franklinstein only made up of vampire and warwolf parts, plus he had the head of a centaur! People tried to stop him using knives and torches and stuff, but he just kept attacking until the entire village was deaded.
But that's not even the scary part. The raisin I'm posting all this is because he recently escaped from Lithuania and now he could be anywhere! He's part vampire and warwolf he can turn into a bat or a wolf and fly almost anywhere. Instead of blood he has demon blood just reading his name even silently to yourself can summon him nearby! His name is Gordon. So definitely don't read that part I just wrote.
His only weakness is dynamite, so if you hear strange noises or see any shadows nearby you need to blow your house up. That will scar him away at least for an hour or more.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Beings
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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World Beyond Dreams Level 1 and 2

Like the backstage world, the world beyond dreams is outside of our reality.
In order to enter the world beyond dreams, it is necessary to fall out of reality while dreaming.
To do this, you must soak a bandage or gauze bandage in advance with a mixture of vodka, iodine, pepper and honey. Before going to sleep you need to put the soaked thing on your forehead and fall asleep, imagining the first level of the world beyond the dreams, it is better to imagine a field or something similar.
After that you have a 0.5% probability that you will wake up in the place that you imagined. It is the safest and most resource-rich level.
The most valuable resources are: money (depending on the personality the currency will be different) food, clothes (if anything you will appear naked).
I advise to walk on the 1 level longer to collect more resources.
After this you will find the entrance to level 2.
Here you will understand the main feature of this dimension: here your dreams come true and the hidden vulgarity. On level 2, the character you like the most will wander. He or she will be a separate person and you can do with this character what you want, but note that the intercourse at the first meeting can not count on. But if you manage to have sex, you should consider the fact that it will cost your life, to put it simply, it will shorten. After you and your new friend or girlfriend to roam on level 2, you will find the entrance to level 3.
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World Domination by Ravens

==July, 2019==
Hear me out before calling me insane. The first hominids had brains the size of modern chimps and gorillas. HOWEVER, some time millions and millions of years ago, they started eating meat. It provided much more energy than many other foods. As a result, their brains got bigger. Then, years after that, we started to cook our food. Even more energy and even bigger brains. Until it evolved into us, Homo sapiens.
Ravens are very smart birds. Scientists taught them how to use sticks and other simple tools. But they could learn even more than that. What if... ravens started eating cooked food? Would they get even smarter? What if they developed some form of sympathy towards other animals and thought that we are the villains? I mean, we are the ones that encage other animals, illegally sell them and treat them poorly. Of course that we have the opposite of that, but what if they only see that side? WHAT IF THEY START A BIRD REVOLUTION??
==July, some year, 7AM==
I'm not the original owner. This is really, REALLY old! But I found this. I read this. And this... turned into reality! The ravens are now slightly smarter than us. They have proclaimed war against us many years ago. It's still going on.
Some time in the afternoon
They found me and shot at me. Luckily, my clock deflected their shot. However, my clock broke. I'm now hiding behind this box. They are in the floor below me, but there are some parts that are made of glass, which means that they could see me. I need to get out of here! I can't wait here forever.
After that, nothing else was written.
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World Record

Larry was addicted to games. He would sometimes go several days playing a game non-stop. His parents tried to get him to stop, but he doesn't listen to them. One time when he was playing Mario, he told his parents that he wasn't feeling right. They left to get him some medicine. However, when they returned, they couldn't find Larry. They then looked at the game to see Larry pounding and screaming at the TV screen. Suddenly, he fell into a hole and died.
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Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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World War Z Deleted Scene

Did you know that there was a deleted scene in "World War Z" where one of Gerry's daughters is killed? It would be his oldest daughter, Rachel, being killed after she is bitten by a zombie, in front of her family. Here is the original script:
Rachel is bitten by a zombie*.
Gerry: No!
Soldier: She's been bit! Kill her!
Karin and Connie start crying*.
Rachel starts to turn into a zombie*.
Gerry: Rachel No!
Rachel then gets shot and killed by a soldier*.
And that's where the scene ends. It wasn't included on the DVD due to the fact that it was to graphic for viewers, and it was scrapped anyway. I found out about the scene at the set of the movie, as I overheard them talking about it.
Thank God they removed it.
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Category:Shortpasta
World of Tanks blitz.exe

This is a true story i swear! I was a intern at Wargamming back in college when I lived in USA when I came across a file on the main computer called "World of Tanks Blitz.Exe" I was bored so I went to play it. When I loaded up my phone, the login was already filled with a account named Y0ur_d3d. I tried to enter in my account but it wouldn't let me, so I decided to just use the account on it already. In the garage, the account only had 3 tanks, but they had 666 open garage slots. That was pretty suspicion I thought but I wanted to play the game anyways. The first tank was a jagdtiger 8.8 snowstorm but instead of being white and black. It was red and black and the 2015 on the side was a 666. It must have been a glitch. I pressed battle and I got into a server where somehow I was the only person on my team and the enemy team had 3 tanks, all g.w tigers. So as soon as the countdown ended. They all shot me at my base the second I moved toward and I blew up. My score for that was -666 credits and 0 exp. ok I will try another tank as I now chose the AT-2 but when I pressed battle instead it showed for a split second a picture of SerB my boss. But his eyes were black and all bloody and it made me jump out of my chair. I hooked up the computer back to the wall and continued playing. This time I had 1 teammate as a T82 but the other team was full. When we started. He said in chat your gonna die as he shot and killed me. Then he then took out a knife and cut off his head. I lost again with -666 credits and 0 exp. I finally took the elc amx and to my suprise I was the only one on the battlefield on my or any team. I drove around not knowing what to do. Suddenly, the evil SerB was in the game and he was staring right at me. I tried to run away but he was to quick and he snapped the neck of my elc. He then looked directly at me and said your next. I threw the phone at the wall but it was to late, evil SerB was in the real world and he then killed me until I was dead. I then went home but then evil SerB was their and he set me on fire with his laser beam eyes and I died. But that wasent even the scary part, the scary par was that I was YOU and evil SerB killed you!!! hte end.
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Wormy - Uncut Episode

It was exactly 2:00 when I got home from school; I turned on the TV after I had thrown my backpack across from my living room to my room, It showed a promo for a "new" episode of Spongebob. It was actually a re-edited version of the season 2 episode "Wormy" said to be airing around 3:00 pm; I sat up and got comfortable and waited exactly 3:00 pm for this "new" episode that was to air.
It showed the titlescreen without music and then faded into the episode; the episode seemed to be normal but then something popped up that literally turned my blood cold. The closeup appeared but it was blasted, like someone increased the volume; I jumped out of my seat and turned the volume to a minimal 1. Patrick was shown flying out of the placed trap and smashed into a tree where his head exploded on impact with a loud "CRACK" and a loud "CRUNCH" Spongebob looked over and found Patrick's head exploded into chunks and acorns stabbed on his body, like bee stings; Spongebob was seen inside the Krusty Krab jumping into Mr. Krabs. But then something happen instead of the last closeup that made me question the staff at Nickelodeon; Plankton came into the Krusty Krab (surprising I know!) and pulled out a penny where he said "I wish you and mr. krabs were cooked with a side of butter and cocktail sauce!" as he tossed the penny into a well outside.
Suddenly, Mr. Krabs and Squidward were both transformed into cooked crab and calamari with cocktail sauce. In retaliation over the loss of his friends, spongebob pulled out a crowbar and started to smash Wormy as you could her the "that's what friends do" song played in high volume. Spongebob then pulled out a match and literally set the corpse on fire, causing the Krusty Krab to catch on fire. It ended with Patrick's rotting corpse without a face, bubbling his words "This would be you in the future". The episode snapped to black and the episode ended.
What was going on with the Nick staff?! This episode was one of the darkest next to One Course Meal! I turned off the TV and then suddenly it glitched out and showed the message "The Hopper will now reset, we're temperately sorry for the trouble." I had to quickly go to the bathroom and wash my face and then go and take a nap later on. I never saw the special episode again, why? It seemed as though it didn't exist. The last screenshots that were surfaced was the closeup and Squidward and Mr. Krabs screaming..
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Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Worst Minecraft Creation

Back about two months ago, I introduced my son to minecraft.
He seemed to love it, would not stop playing,and learnt how to download maps.
One day,I went out shopping,and told my son before I left,he said sure,and I asked if He wanted me to get anything,and he said a Chocolate bar,which I thought was normal,as he is a chocolate lover.
As i was leaving the room,I realized he was stepping backwards on minecraft,I realized he was Looking at a big Building,almost like a mental hospital,with pillars on the outside,and he was on flatland,(He knew how to use MCedit),but i ignored that.
I was gone for a good three hours,and got the chocolate on the way back. My son wasn't in the house,so I figured he probably went and played cricket (Yes,I am british,I was teaching him how to play with his friends) And went to play some minecraft.It was still in the almost same place,and there was a note saying "PLAY" I decided I would play it,and walked through the building.I was in a huge room,with a desk made out of Stone slabs.I realized there was something up with the Paintings,and they were all very weird,some of Whips,some of people cowering in corners.I realized a chest outside,behind where I started,and went to get it. Suddenly the door slammed shut,and some small text came up in the bottom saying "thepatient has joined the game" I realized this was on multiplayer.And was about to say "You are one of Jordan's (My son) friends?"But before I could some text came up saying "Fool.You have entered my shrine.You will pay." I was confused at this point,but decided to continue.
I heard some footsteps,and realised someone else was in the building,and looked to the left.There was a long hallway,and i travelled down it.I heard a zombie growl,and ran to the left,into an open cell.I realised that in the cell across me was another character,and then realised it was mine. Suddenly,more text.
"I will bring fear to you and your son"
And the door shut.An iron door. I punched it down and said "Come on out you sick fuck" Then in the bottom,
"Telporting thetest to thepatient"
That made no sense.I didn't know about that,and my sons name had changed.I was in some lab,with iron bars,and a long hallway infront.
I saw someone walking down,and then running and realised it was a character In some robe with a glass bottle,and approached my cell.He used the glass bottle on me,and there was blood in it.
Suddenly it disconnected and my son walked in.I turned round and asked where he was.He said he was playing cricket and I asked him about the hospital.He asked what i was talking about.
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Would You Be Sad

would you be sad if i ended it all would you
its a question i ake myself everyday and yet im still here writing this story about how i kill my self it wont make sense it might make you choke but there is always one question that i ask my self everyday would you be sad if i ended it all
"DONT DO IT SON." the police man yelled 
but all i could reply with was more blood soaked tears and garglaing noises al i could think was would you be sad if i ended it all i sat there on that ledge all alone with a bloody knife in hand and a bloody finger handing on by a thread all i could say was would you be sad if i ended it all i screamed as i took a slash at my other finger screaming as it falls down the 30 story drop it hits the ground with a SPLAT as a small ladie screams and looks up and yells at me COME DOWN YOUNG MAN i did i followed you orders as i heaved my self off the ledge and as i was 10 feet away i asked 
"would you be sad if i ended it all" as i phased through the ground into the gates of hell all i could think is whats going to happened when i meet lucius will he be nice HAHAHAHA i turned only to meet discord (bronies you know what im talking about) hows it going he asked laughing his crazy laugh the whole time im flying to the gates im six feet under by the time you read this 
like i said it wont make sense it might make YOU CHOKE but yet now your asking yourself 
"would you be sad if i ended it all?"
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Would You Rather

Would you rather:
for the next 10 years you have to live with 11 gnomes who do not speak english they only make sounds like HDZZHZHDZHDBBDBBBBHBHBH and they're really fucking annoying they just break all your shit, they rip up papers, they delete files on your computer. and any time you try to focus on something important or have a serious conversation on the phone, they come up behind you with vitamin bottles right next to your ear and they go HHZBBBBBBHZBBZBZBBBHH and there's one gnome that does speak english but the only thing he says is "i am one thousand years old and every time i eat oreos im going to pee in your bed" and you look at him and you're like "what the fuck did you just say?" and you hear outside NNN. NNN. NNN. and you're just "w-w-what...?" and it's the official oreo truck DUMPING oreos right in your front yard and the gnome goes "oh boy! my oreos are here! splendid day!" and he runs downstairs and all the fucking gnomes follow him "MWSHSHSHSBBBBHAHAHAH" and you're like "NOOO!! DON'T!!!!!" and they start eating mad oreos "MMMMMMSHSHSHMMMZZMM- M M M M M. SHBBBBHHH!!!!" and they start running towards your house they trample over you to get to the room "AGH- FUCK! DON'T GO IN THERE!" and then you walk in there, they're all taking a tinkle on the bed, ALL 11 gnomes they are just pissing and it is stinky it smells it's GNOME piss and it's fueled completely by oreos and you HAVE to do it the full 10 years and it doesn't even matter how hard to try to get them out of the house and the reason why is because every time you try to go downstairs, at the front door is an 8 foot tall slenderman lookin' ass figure with no pupils, fangs, long claws, and if you even DARE to walk past him he looks at you and he goes "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa-" and it's fucking terrifying and the only thing you can eat also for the next 10 years is oreos and they taste like chili too which is not a bad flavor but as oreos it is disgusting and that's pretty much your life for the next 10 years
Or would you rather:
listen to First Class by Jack Harlow once
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Would you like a cumpaccino?

So I'm a barista and I'm getting ready to close the shop right. I'm backflushing the spro Machine when one of the hottest regulars comes up and is like hey can I get a capp? so normally I'd be like nah ho but I got cold brew but she's way hot so I make her a perfectly extracted shot and microfloam some hot malk. I pour a cock design in latto art on top she's like hey that's impressive.
So she's drinking it and all of a sudden I get a mean bone on my pants and said pants get tented by said bone. So I'm like hey uh oh boner time and she's like muchas gracias cappachanna and points to my balged pants. I shrug and she shrugs and we shrug repeatedly for about five minutes then she goes oh I got it and undoes my pants and pulls out my flesh portafilter. So she's sucking it like gooder than any sucky I'd had before so I'm ready to splat in her mouth, I tell her thus and she goes mhmmmmm for another few minutes and it's too much I heap big splat on her tongue. She does a continue and sucks more and I look outside and there's a zombo 2pacolypse happening and she swallows and then goes damn we should've rationed that.
We shrugged again for an additional half hour and I locked up and we waited out the end of the world together doing orally and regularly and all holes sex cuz we got bored.
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Category:Satire
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Wow Wow Wubbzy Lost Episode

I used to like this show but I am never watching it again. Enjoy my story.
It all started when I was woke up in the middle of the night by the "Wow Wow Wubbzy" theme song. I turned off my tv before I went to sleep. But I did not care. I was not tired. So I watched "Wow Wow Wubbzy". At first the theme song was normal and stuff,but when it says "Wow Wow Wow" at the end of the theme it repeated about 8 times and the last time it was in a deep voice. Then it showed the title card that said "Wubbzy the killer". That was strange because "Wow Wow Wubbzy" is a kid's show.
I was freaked out but I watched it. It started out with Wubbzy in Widgets house, And Wubbzy asked if she can come to his house. Widget said "no". Here is when it is freaky. Wubbzy gets mad and pulls out a gun. He runs to widget and puts the gun in widgets mouth. He shoot and blood splatters. Then Wubbzy went to Waldens house and pulled out a knife. It then cut to black for 10 seconds.
After that it shows Walden's dead body close up. The episode ended and I realized it was shorter than most of the time. I then went to sleep hoping it was a dream. I woke and saw some news about the episode on some news channel. I stopped watching and forgot all about the episode and lived normally again.
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