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List of Places Where Malik Destiny is Banned From

Malik Destiny is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages. As a catboy adventurer from an alternate dimension[Which?], and a known prankster, Destiny has gotten into trouble in a number of places with his antics, and subsequently gotten banned from a few, listed here.
*Pike Place Market: Malik smacked several fish out of the air and tried to eat them. He was also reported to have used his gunblade to stab the famous Monkfish when it startled him by moving after he bent down to look at it. While he claims that it was an act of self defense and that his fur was very poofy from the scare, the management refused to budge on the ban.
*The Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café. A general ban against cat people is believed to have originated in part from Malik having "beef with many of Randall's 'singular' cat." Nolanestophia Patterson was also banned separately for attempting to adopt "only one cat" by sneaking them out of the door.
*The Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Café and Sanctuary. Similar reasons to the above: Malik does not get along well with many occupants, including Gloves, Cream Cheese, and Caramelized Onions.
*Plottery Barn. Self-explanatory.
*Most craft stores in the Pacific Northwest. Ron Monstera once showed Malik the yarn aisle of a Jlo-Ann Fabrics, a decision he later claimed to regret. It took two hours to cut Malik out of the yarn cocoon he had accidentally tangled himself into.
*Seattle Center Armory. Brought several of his prop weapons in, looking to trade them before realizing that the Armory is a food court.
*Mike Townsend's workshop, after attempting to perform power-up upgrades on the OCTO-THUMB and knocking several loose items off of Mike’s workbench out of curiosity.
*Seattle Aquarium. Lost a fight with Molalla the river otter, banned as is customary in Aquarium duels.
*A 500 yard radius around the Gävle Goat. General precautions taken after Malik was documented hearing about it and, with wide eyes, muttering "boss battle".
*Most tall building tourist attractions, including the Space Needle in Seattle, as he has attempted to climb them looking for monsters and has on occasion gotten stuck at the top. Do not allow Malik to persuade Durham Spaceman to join him.
*Lori Boston’s DJ sets, for chasing the lasers.
*Posting from the Seattle Garages team Twitter account.
*The Emblem Warhorse. Destiny is allowed inside for events, but has yet to prove himself worthy of becoming a patron and is often swiftly booted out once events conclude before he has a chance to challenge the patrons to a duel.
Category:Seattle Garages
Category:Lists
List of San Francisco Lovers Seasons

Season	League	Division	Finish	Finish 	Finish 	Wins	Record	Postseason 	Modifications
Season	League	Division	League	Subleague	Division	Wins	Record	Postseason 	Modifications
1 	Good 	Lawful 	18th 	9th 	4th 	39 	39-60 	N/A 	N/A
2 	Good 	Lawful 	20th 	10th 	5th 	29 	29-70 	N/A 	N/A
3 	Good 	Lawful 	4th 	3rd 	1st 	59 	59-40 	Division Series: Defeated Charleston Shoe Thieves 3-1Championship Series: Defeated by New York Millennials 1-3 	
4 	Good 	Lawful 	4th 	6th 	3rd 	49 	49-50 	N/A 	N/A
5 	Good 	Lawful 	1st 	1st 	1st 	65 	65-34 	Division Series: Defeated Dallas Steaks 3-1Championship Series: Defeated by Chicago Firefighters 2-3 	N/A
6 	Wild 	High 	5th 	3rd 	3rd 	53 	53-46 	Division Series: Defeated by Breckenridge Jazz Hands 2-3 	
7 	Wild 	High 	5th 	3rd 	3rd 	55 	55-44 	Division Series: Defeated Breckenridge Jazz Hands 3-1Championship Series: Defeated Baltimore Crabs 3-2Internet Series: Defeated by Mexico City Mild Wings 1-3 	
8 	Wild 	High 	8th 	10th 	5th 	35 	35-64 	N/A 	
9 	Wild 	High 	12th 	5th 	2nd 	47 	47-52 	N/A 	
10 	Wild 	High 	3rd 	2nd 	2nd 	65 	65-34 	Division Series: Defeated Houston Spies 3-2Championship Series: Defeated by Baltimore Crabs 0-3 	
11 	Mild 	High 	12th 	6th 	3rd 	48 	48-50 	N/A 	
12 	Mild 	High 	19th 	9th 	4th 	38 	38-61 	N/A 	
13 	Mild 	High 	17th 	8th 	4th 	46 	46-53 	N/A 	
14 	Mild 	High 	6th 	4th 	2nd 	56 	56-43 	Wild Card: Defeated by Baltimore Crabs 2-0 	
15 	Mild 	High 	22nd 	11th 	5th 	35 	35-64 	N/A 	
16 	Mild 	High 	14th 	8th 	4th 	48 	49-50 	N/A 	
17 	Mild 	High 	23rd 	11th 	5th 	37 	36-63 	N/A 	
18 	Mild 	High 	17th 	9th 	4th 	41 	41-58 	N/A 	
19 	Mild 	High 	7th 	4th 	2nd 	-43 	43-56 	Wild Card: Defeated Hawai'i Fridays 2-1Division Series: Defeated by Seattle Garages 1-3 	
20 	Mild 	High 	22nd 	11th 	5th 	34 	33-66 	Underbracket Division Series: Defeated Canada Moist Talkers 3-2Underbracket Championship Series: Defeated Seattle Garages 3-0Underbracket Internet Series: Defeated Mexico City Wild Wings 3-2	
21 	Mild 	High 	18th 	9th 	4th 	34 	33-66 	Underbracket Wild Card: Defeated by Canada Moist Talkers 2-1 	
22 	Mild 	High 	7th 	3rd 	1st 	69 	56-43 	Overbracket Division Series: Defeated by Kansas City Breath Mints 2-4 	
Category:Team Season Listings
Category:San Francisco Lovers
List of Vending Machines at The Big Garage

The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility is home to a large number of coin operated vending machines. These machines sell a wide variety of items such as fan art, Tlopps™ cards, thumbdrives, commemorative pins and patches, joints, and cassettes featuring local bands. In addition, merchandise for every player of the Seattle Garages, both past and present, is featured in their own set of themed vending machines. It is unclear how they remain stocked or who installs them.
Recently, there has been an effort to compile a complete list of the vending machines and their offerings. This task has proved itself to be difficult for volunteers due to the pathfinding skills and acrobatics needed to locate out of the way machines. One contributor to this effort, the Lil' Roadies' own Urban Exploration Vlogger Kenneth Midcentury, is quoted as saying "These loot boxes make terrible content for my vids, all I get is random garbage. You would be way better off with this week's sponsor, GlamerCrate." Kenneth was unable to be reached for further comment, as he was swiftly drop kicked by an unseen assailant for being disrespectful. Other hallway spelunkers have been more successful and will proudly exhibit the rare memorabilia they have discovered when asked.
The vending machines which have currently been catalogued are listed below.
==Player Themed Machines==
Player 	Location 	Appearance 	Contents
Arturo Huerta 	Well hidden. 	Customers are unable to describe any distinguishing features. 	Machines are completely empty and dispense nothing, but most customers report a feeling of satisfaction after the exchange.
Bennett Browning	Near the entrances to the outfield stands.	An arcade style claw machine. 	Full of little plush toys (mostly bears) and doesn’t seem to be rigged.
Farrell Seagull 	Underneath the nearest mural. 	The vending machines are completely painted over with original artwork, incidentally making it impossible to see what they are dispensing. 	The continually shifting inventory has been described as “eclectic”, including items such as commemorative mugs, hand-altered Blaseball cards, Polaroid photos of Seattle street scenes, and autographed self-portrait sketches of Seagull taped to half-empty spray cans of gum remover.
Magi Ruiz 	Next to the sound booth entrance. 	Magi’s machine looks different every week — after some experiments with the Sharp Gravity Holey Glove, it started to hover on an anti-gravity pad.	It’s more of a miniature pharmacy than anything. Unless you’re trying to eat a whole jar of gummy vitamins, there’s not many traditional snacks. (Malik is no longer allowed to buy the gummy vitamins.)
Category:Seattle Garages
Living Horse Point State Plark

Living Horse Point State Plark is a state park of Utah in the United States, featuring a dramatic overlook of the "Colorado River," Clanyonlands National Plark, Potash Ponds Mesa, and The Hellmouth. The park covers 4,102 acres (6.409 sq mi) of high desert with a maximum altitude of 5,900 feet (1,800 m) and a minimum altitude of Hell. The park, formerly known as Dead Horse Point State Park, was recently renamed by the state of Utah thanks to a hugely successful petition started by residents of Hellmouth. 
A large portion of the park was devoured by the Hellmouth sinkhole that appeared beneath eastern Utah in July 2020, causing a brief panic that the park would be closed indefinitely. However, shortly after the Hellmouth's appearance, sightings of horses and horse-adjacent creatures began steadily rising after many decades of absence from this part of Utah. Despite their macabre skeletal visages and ominous compulsions, the horses appear to be living their best lives, reveling in their recent release from the depths of Hell. Reported horse activities include numerous track and field events, theater in the round, bridge clubs (and other card games), group therapy, hot yoga, and hovering. The horses and horse-adjacent creatures are extremely sociable and love to entertain visitors in their new home, though they can only communicate through rattling and low-frequency drones. 
Most of the western portion of the park is currently restricted in compliance with the Reemergence Exclusion Zone but the horses don't seem to mind.
Category:Hellmouth
Lizzy Pasta/IF-33.88

Lizzy Pasta is a kobold-lizard with a penchant for baseball and cooking. Her form tends to change: sometimes she appears as a cute, scrappy kobold, other times as a brightly colored chameleon. Regardless of which form she’s in, Pasta pitches with her tail. She designed and created her own padding for safe tail pitching, very focused on safety for her and her team. As a result, she was dubbed the Core Mechanics’ safety inspector and emphasized proper padding and surface impact reduction to prevent injuries while in play.
Lizzy Pasta/IF-46.452

Lizzy Pasta looks like any other average person, except for one notable feature: her pasta hair. Taking the shape of angel hair, bowtie, penne, and any other delicious noodle one can think of, she changes her style frequently by cooking up some new hair. No matter its shape, it’s always cooked to perfection. Pasta also has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome and as a result has taken to pitching with a ladle to prevent her fingers from dislocating due to her flexible joints. She likes to call her good joint days “al dente”. As a tinkerer and inventor, Pasta also makes her own custom braces, splints, and a motorized chair with a seemingly endless supply of assistive devices stashed inside for anyone who may need them. Similarly, her kitchen has been upgraded to better accommodate ambulatory chair users.
Llouis Slatchmo

Llouis “Armstrong” Slatchmo was a trumpeter and singer who was one of the most influential jazz musicians of all time. He was born in New Orleans and learned to play the trumpet as a young child, starting on an adult-sized instrument as a four-year-old. As he grew, he bought larger trumpets to keep the same proportions, ending with a comically oversized instrument that had to be custom-ordered. The upper body strength needed to hold this trumpet earned him the nickname Armstrong.
On a concert tour in 1948, Armstrong performed at The Pocket in Breckenridge, Colorado, prior to its use as a blaseball stadium. The concert started a long-lasting jazz craze in Breckenridge. which eventually led to the jazz performance of It’s a Wonderful Life where the Jazz Hands were founded. It is commonly believed that the Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter learned to play the trombone by listening to Slatchmo and his band on their first visit to The Pocket. Slatchmo’s arm strength made him the only human able to play Bolter’s slide trombone.
Slatchmo is the favorite musician of Randall Marijuana, who learned to play the trumpet out of admiration for him. Marijuana became a fan after becoming a member of the Jazz Hands and learning the story of Slatchmo asking the president to unknowingly smuggle marijuana through customs for him. https://www.kcrw.com/music/articles/satchmo-nixon-and-the-hidden-stash
Category:Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Logan Horseman/IF-69.853

===A Reprieve in Baltimore===
In season 13, Horseman was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in place of Baldwin Breadwinner. After the death of teammate Raúl Leal, Horseman appreciated the opportunity to get some space from their shared abode, but never admitted that it was a motivation for the trade. While these titans of blaseball claimed they were having a "rebuilding year," horseman still stood out as their star hitter - and was one of the few on the team unaffected by their curses. He took in the Baltimore air (possibly too much, as this is also the origins of the reports of his bioluminescence), saw the sights of the city (where he was kicked out of a showing of Crabs), and heard the stories of the team that vanished for nearly a decade. 
In the quiet between games one of his new teammates, Kennedy Loser, took a moment to discuss his feelings on the splort, saying that “You can’t control where things end up in this game. No one gets through this unchanged or unscathed. Just appreciate the time you have with them, and be ready to watch them go.” While he still had a lot to process from the last few seasons, Horseman returned home to Miami upon hearing the news regarding the resurrection of both Chorby Soul and York Silk, and the many trials awaiting the Mild Low division, and hoped that his once teammates would not be too scathed by what was to come.
Logan Horseman/IF-83.853

===Life of the Party===
In season 13, Horseman was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in place of Baldwin Breadwinner. After the Crabs had swept the finals in the last post season, Horseman was somewhat alarmed to discover that he was now the star batter on a team coming off of their fourth championship win. Despite the team's reputation the Crabs seemed eager to make Horseman feel at home in Baltimore, with the team captain Kennedy Loser helping him find a place to stay and warning him against jumping in the bay (which he did immediately), Adalberto Tosser showing him the best places in town (where they got kicked out), and someone letting slip that Silvaire Roadhouse couldn't see him due to her horse blindness (which almost got him shot when he started pretending to be a ghost at practice, and forgot Silvaire was well known for her quick aim with her revolver).
When the Crabs inevitably hit their first party time since Season 5, Horseman helped them unwind after a rough couple of seasons and they were able to let loose and finally relax back on the immaterial plane. When he was sent back to Miami in the election, it was with well wishes and mutual appreciation, as well as a base that Forrest Best had gifted him as a souvenir for a fellow accomplished base-thief.
Logan Rodriguez

is a player for the Dallas Steaks, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Rodriguez has played for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and Yellowstone Magic. 
==Official League Records==
Rodriguez joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Yellowstone Magic with .
On , Game 97, the Yellowstone Magic were two games behind the Charleston Shoe Thieves in the Chaotic Good Division. Rodriguez gave up 10 runs to the Los Angeles Tacos, including 7 in the 8th inning, immediately eliminating the Magic from the playoff race. Fans named the infamous inning "Old Man Logan's Inning".
On , Game 2, Rodriguez began to redeem themselves with their first appearance in Season 3, pitching a shutout game against the Dallas Steaks in the middle of the Magic's series sweep. The Magic began the season 7-0, ending with another Rodriguez-led win.
During the , Rodriguez's batting and baserunning fell as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' blessing.
During the , Rodriguez received the modification due to the passing of the decree.
On , Day 30, Rodriguez became a lineup player due to Reverb.
Rodriguez was traded to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands in exchange for Wyatt Pothos during the via the Jazz Hands' will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
Rodriguez was traded back to the Yellowstone Magic in exchange for Wyatt Pothos during the via the Jazz Hands' will, becoming a lineup player again in the process.
On , Day 81, Rodriguez retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Washer Barajas at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified .
During the , Rodriguez received and when the Magic were blessed with . As a result of becoming an alternate, Rodriquez's stats were randomized. 
During the , Rodriguez rejoined the Magic's active roster via the Magic's will. Rodriguez also gained the modification and lost the Negative modification as a result of the and blessings.
Over the course of , Rodriguez entered and exited the Magic's Shadows two times as a result of Yellowstone National (Ball)Park and events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.
During the December 16, 2022 Fall Ball, Rodriguez fell to the Dallas Steaks.
==Fan Works==
File:Pinetreelogan.jpg|Logan seen relaxing as a tree in Yellowstone National Park
File:Logan.png|
File:Oldlogan.png|credit: Mozic
File:King Lear Logan.png|by 
File:LoganTianaTeaTime.png|Drawing of Logan Rodriguez and Tiana Wheeler having tea together. By swirlingFlight
File:Logancard.png|Season 17 card by ChewyPudding#7060
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Category:Original Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Logan Rodriguez/IF-05.410

=== Old Man Logan ===
Logan Rodriguez is a particularly ancient looking man of unknown origins. He claims to have been alive for several hundred years, and has dedicated his time to studying the natural world. Knowledgeable in the fields of botany, geography, zoology, and others, "Old Man" Logan can generally be found collecting specimens across the park, and maintains a massive body of research on the natural workings of Yellowstone.
He is skilled in a number of the druid arts, and can often be found being consulted by other orders on his daily nature hikes through the park. He has a particular affinity with small mammals, and is often followed by at least oneThe current recorded maximum is upwards of one hundred, a somewhat troubling number given that only around 300 are thought to exist across the entire Northern Rocky Mountain Region. wolverine as he proceeds about his daily business. He has on several occasions petitioned for the more talented of these wolverines to join the Magic as part of the team's catching staff, though has had little success convincing Coach Merlinmeyer of the idea's validity.
Rodriguez was not invited to join the team, but instead forced his way onto the roster after several other pitching candidates dropped out of consideration claiming a general lack of sleep, and "bad, wolverine related, omens." He has a passion for the splort, but seems mostly interested in the close relationship it allows him to maintain with Yellowstone, which he believes to have a number of undiscovered magical properties.
Alas, very little of this actually helps him on the mound.
Rodriguez is best known for his inconsistent performance on the mound which has let to both shutouts and chokes, the most notable being "Old Man Logan's Inning."
Logan Rodriguez/IF-3.15.23

=== The Contract ===
When Logan Rodriguez was a young man, early in his blaseball career, he was incredibly worried about letting his fans down. One day, while signing merchandise that was meant for the Yellowstone Ballpark Shop, unbeknownst to him, there was a contract hiding out in the pile of posters. When signed, shadows filled the room and a voice whispered in his ear. “I heard your pleas. It is done. You will never let your fans down.”
This contract forbade him from retiring willingly. Since that point, he has grown more and more tired, season after season. Hoping to retire, wanting to retire, but unable to. He must be forced out by the fans, who adore him and have adored him for generations, or by the coaching staff, who are reluctant to force a fan favorite to retire.
While still a beloved member of the team, there is a growing sentiment among Magic fans to let Logan retire. He has been such a good servant of the team for so long, and he deserves a rest. But the question remains: Will this sentiment overpower the rest of the fans, who continue to bring their children to watch the player who had been their favorite as a child and their parents’ favorite before them and their parents’ favorite before them?
Logan Rodriguez/IF-42.459

Logan Rodriguez first became known for his working as host and waiter at a cosplay catboy cafe. Initially shy and reluctant at work, feeling out of place, Rodriguez quickly warmed up to his co-workers and the job, and became skilled at acting out the likeable catboy waiter fantasy for the customers at the cafe. He quickly rose in popularity among the customers, with many regulars coming to see him specifically at the cafe. Unfortunately, with the popularity came some rude folks with boundary issues. As Rodriguez kept working at the cafe, over the years he’d be exposed to more and more rude and unruly folks, souring his disposition towards customers he wasn’t familiar with. He became grouchy and irritable by default, only ever warming up towards regulars he felt he could trust. However, this backfired on him: more and more customers found this cat-like behavior to be cute, with some even going as far as to dub him a “tsundere.” Word of mouth spread, and despite his increasing age, Rodriguez found himself to be yet more popular among the customers.
Rodriguez put in his notice and looked for work elsewhere, hoping for something that puts as much distance as possible from the public. He started working for the National Park Service, interested in becoming a fire lookout and living alone in a fire tower for months at a time. However, because of arcane laws and confusing contracts, Logan Rodriguez found himself being added as a player to a newly formed ILB team called the Yellowstone Magic.
Despite the increased distance, both metaphorically and literally, Rodriguez retains a distrust and disliking towards the public, here Fans instead of customers. Where other players might get emotionally invested in how Fans bet and idol players, he’s apathetic and at times spiteful towards it all. While Rodriguez generally gets along with his team, this can result in conflicts as others may think he doesn’t really care about how the team performs. On the other hand, when a teammate is struggling under the pressure, Rodriguez plays up the apathy and spite towards the Fans in an attempt to help and cheer them up.
Recently, when James Mora showed an interest in Rodriguez's past, Rodriguez started teaching James some of the mannerisms and performance from his catboy cafe gig. Rodriguez has described those skills as, “surprisingly useful in social situations.” When asked, Mora refused to comment on this.
Loner Ogu

was a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Record==
Ogu was first seen as a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 Midseason election, Ogu's defense stat increased as a result of the Eye Warmers amplification, resulting in a defense stat increase.
Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Dallas Steaks Short Circuits Players