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Facebook Haunted

Tuesday, January 10, 2012 7:00 a.m.
I left for school at my high school, Got my ride, and got there. It was a normal day, but something felt weird. It felt like something was missing? I started to see what was missing, but I'll save that for later, lets go back to monday. Cause monday is when it happened.
On monday I was at school, my friend told me to talk to him on facebook so I did after school, but he haden't logged in so I waited. I got bored and logged off and went to bed. The next morning, I woke up at 5:00 a.m. and then turned on my laptop. My friend was online talking to me with his account he made so his parents or friend wouldn't know he had a facebook. His only friend was me on it and he had not told anyone about it.
He told me that he wouldn't be at school today because he was going to ditch and go to the mall. I said that he shouldn't do that but he didn't listen. All of the sudden he logged off and his secret account was deleted. So I just watched youtube videos and got ready for school. At school my homeroom teacher told the class about shocking news.
The news was that my Friend Died on Monday after school at 5:00 p.m.after car crash, which was on the news. I wonderd how he spoke to me on tuesday if he was dead? I was shocked and was sad. I knew he didn't let anyone else know he had that facebook, and I knew no one knew the password except for him. I told the teacher but she didn't believe me.
No one believes me and I think I'm going crazy, Please can you gys on this website help?
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Facebook Murder

Hello, my name in Jonathan. I have worked at Facebook for over 2 years. I have seen many intriguing, embarrassing, and horrifying things from the status updates of millions worldwide. Lately, I came across a heart stopping picture posted by a user named Mortem. The picture showed my beautiful girlfriend of 4 years, mutilated and bloodied. She was lying dead in our bed, her stomach had been crudely cut and lay scattered beside her. I was horrified by the mortifying picture.
Frantically, I got into my car and floored it until I had arrived home. I ran to the upstairs to the bedroom in which me and my girlfriend once would lay and cuddle. She lay on the bed, just as in the photos. Hot tears rolled down my cheeks. Stricken with grief, I collapsed. No longer would I see her dazzling smile or hear her beautiful voice.
Then, I noticed a presence that I hade not noticed before. Suddenly alert, I turned around to see a man in a black coat. His head was pointed downward. He looked up at me, I screamed at his horrible face. He was missing a nose and a mouth. The only features on his face were two, dark blue eyes. I felt as though his eyes were piercing into my flesh and into my very essence. I looked behind me, to see if there was anything that I could use to somehow escape of his presence. There was only a window. Then, I had an idea. I bust the window open with my elbow, then quickly jumped out. Unfortunately, I had not anticipated that I was on the second floor. My legs snapped as I hit the ground. I looked back to see that the man was still staring at me. Desperate, I crawled, as my legs would not carry me. The neighbors appeared not to be home. I tried to smash the window, but it would not budge. I looked over to see that Mortem was coming closer and closer. His pace seemed slow, as though he like to watch me squirm to get away and save my life.
Finally, after I became frustrated, I head-butted the glass into submission. I crawled into the house though the opening I managed to make. Glass cut my stomach as I slithered through. I needed to get away from Mortem. I managed to get into a closet and lock the door. I saw a video camera and, knowing that I may not have much time left, recorded my last moments so that I might not be forgotten. Mortem seems determined to destroy me. I know I will not continue to live. So please, if you find this, do not forget me, please, do not forget me.
The sound of wood being torn and smashed is heard. The speaker, Jonathan is dragged off screen and savage screams are heard for the next few minutes. Then, when the scene is silent, the camera is lifted. Who we assume to be Mortem stares at the screen, then the video ends.
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Faceless

Faceless. That's a word I'll never forget after watching that disturbing tape.
It all started in 2018. As I was checking my mailbox, I noticed a VHS tape with the words "Faceless" scribbled on to it with a red Sharpie. I picked it up and popped it into my VCR, just to see what this was all about. 
There is no intro nor title card, as it just skips to the episode. Squidward woke up in the middle of the night, and went outside to go to work, but he didn't see SpongeBob or Patrick, which was strange.
Suddenly, Squidward hears muffled screaming, sounding like SpongeBob and Patrick. Squidward started panicking and checking SpongeBob's house. The door was locked, so he checked Patrick's rock. Nobody to be seen. 
Then, SpongeBob and Patrick starting walking up to him, and the muffled screaming became louder. Squidward saw them. They were faceless. No mouth, no eyes, no nose, nothing. Just their blank, smooth heads. 
Squidward screamed to the top of his lungs, but nobody could hear him. He ran to the Krusty Krab to see if Mr. Krabs was okay, but he was faceless too. Faceless fish were sitting at tables trying to eat a patty, but to no avail. 
Squidward heard even more muffled screaming, as a crowd of people started walking slowly into the Krusty Krab. Squidward ran to Jellyfish Fields, but eventually passed out when he got there. 
Squidward woke up in a dark room with a splatter of blood on the walls, he was laying on a surgical table with various painful medical tools right next to him. Squidward was sweating as a dark figure approached him and said in a calm voice, "This won't hurt that much."
It cut to a black screen, with Squidward screaming in agony as you could hear blood splattering and him being torn apart, until the screaming stopped. 
It went back to Squidward, with him waking up in Jellyfish Fields, trying to scream, but he had no face. Then, the tape ended.
I wish I could just magically erase this from my memory, but no, I still have to live with this memory as a permanent scar.
If you happen to see any VHS tape you didn't order in your mailbox, never play it.
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Faceless Nightmares

Well i keep having the same nightmare night after night.
I'm walking down this old country road with fleids on each side. I walk down this road what seems like forever until i reach a school. I come up to what looks like a basketball crout and a group of people around in a circle looking at something. I look over to see a little girl in a black dress and shes holding what looks like a teddy. She says something but i cant hear what she says. I look up and the people are facing me and they have no faces.
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Facepasta

At my thirteen-year anniversary I decided that I want a Facebook account like some of my friends at school. So I asked my parents and they said "Yes", so I made myself one. I contacted my friends and told them the news, they added me as a friend. Everything was fine until I saw a comment on one of the articles the local television was transmitting on everyone's news feed.
It said that if I don't re-post that comment I'm going to die and that one boy who ignored the comment was never seen again after he went to school. I told one of my friends about it and he said that this kind of stories are everywhere, so I ignored the comment.
Nothing happened until about a week later, when I received the same message that I ignored from the same friend who told me to ignore it. I asked him what's up with the message but the only response he gave me was a chaotic mess of numbers and letters.
I asked him again but he never answered again. He was nowhere to be found, I tried to contact him using my phone but had no response. The next day he didn't come to school. That day was foggy and I thought that somebody was following me, but every time I looked around there was nobody to be seen. Finally, I arrived at home.
My dad was at work and my mom was resting after having prepared the food. Later that day my mom went to work too but my dad didn't arrive. It was very dark outside so I had to turn on the lights in my room.
At one moment I was hungry so I went to the kitchen. When I opened the door to the hallway my friend was standing in there. He was looking normal excepting that his skin was really pale and his eyes had no iris.
I closed the door really fast but when I turned around he was there. Those were the last things I could remember.
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Fact and Fiction

Fact, fiction, these words are nothing more than words used to separate our worlds, the two dimensions which continuously connect with each other everyday and every once in a while, a hole in the walls of these Dimensions would appear and let something through, what this is could be anyone's guess. Everything in fiction resides in this other dimension and all co-exist peacefully.
But when a hole is made in the fabric of reality, anything you ever thought was fake, a hoax, a myth, a legend or fictitious could come out, even... a Creepypasta (note: massive breakage of fourth wall).
By the way, this is more of a think about that for a minute pasta than an actual Creepypasta, so don't read this expecting it to be scary, it's just here to say that your very worst nightmares are out to get you and they know where you are...
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Failed No Nut November Copypasta

Why did you post this in November? When I saw this post, I started to get aroused by it. I started to take my pants off, and get the lotion, put it in my hands, and started to masturbate, furiously. But, the masturbation is feeling too old so I had to start new, I started fucking my cover. I put it in a ass position, put lotion in the hole, and started fucking it while looking at the post. it felt like I was fucking an actual person, but I wasn't thinking about No Nut November. it took me 1 minute and 30 seconds to finish, I started pounding the cover like crazy, until I bust, a nut. and I did. My penis ejaculated lots of sperm and started to stop at 15 seconds. And then I noticed, "Today is November!" and said, "If it wasn't that post, I would still be in NNN." This is your fault.
Also, lots of people were looking at me when I was fucking a cover and was like, "What the actual fuck?"
I noticed I was at a sleepover.
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Failed at trying to prove a point to mom

I (M26) have been talking to this girl on Roblox (F17) for the past year we live relatively close, only 2 blocks away, and we have been planning to meet up for the past 2 weeks. I told my mum (F38) to drive me to the park we were going to meet up at but my mum asked me why. I explain the entire thing and my mum flips out and calls the police. I was playing God of War 3 before this and something snapped inside of me, I grabbed my mum and Try to throw her through the walls but she slips out of my hands (I weigh 278k and have worked up quite a step walking to her room.) The police arrive and try to put me in handcuffs, however I was too morbidly obese for the cuffs to fit around my wrists. a very attractive cop (F??) tries to tase me but the copius amount of rubber flowing inside my bloodstream. I hulk smash the police officer trying to stop me from getting out the door, instantly crushing his skull. I water bottle by the door picks up on the electricity in my bloodstream and I call out to Zues to give me strength. the attractive cop calls for backup because I was too greasy to be grabbed, as I try to walk out the door with my newly given strength a very large Mongolian man with a net captures me with his tug boat, like a fish I was reeled on deck (putting hundreds of kilograms on the flimsy tug boat, which slows it down formidability) I final reach Iraqian shores (I was so morbidly obese my lungs filled the boat with air and tried to blow to Mongolia (I was trying to kill Ghengis Khan and the person who captured me because I don't like them) I was finally captured in a religious prison where I was forced to become devoutly religious, someone please rescue me I haven't sinned since I got to Jerusalem (32 minutes ago)
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Failing School Copypasta

Dude, why did we fail this year? A year has 365 days and a year has 52 Sundays with 50 days of summer holiday 8 hours of daily sleep means 122 days And 1 hour of daily play means 15 days.
Along with 2 hours of daily eating adds up to 30 days 1 hour of talking everyday makes up another 15 days.
Oh! Don't forget exam days that add up to roughly 35 days.
And all those times we go to functions, festivals, gatherings makes up at least 40 days.
As well as minimum of 3 days if we get sick with the flu or something.
Together with at least 2 days watching movies and TV shows That leaves one day... That one day... is your birthday.
So that answers it, we had no time to study, AT ALL.
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Faintest Light

Fear of the dark is supposedly mankind's most extreme and innate phobia. For the most part, it represents everything unknown. Everything that will try to harm us in our sleep. We've seen many monsters spawn out of this absence of light. Darkness also gives a feeling of loneliness. When one thinks of this darkness, they think of a place with such visual obscurity that they can't see their hand in front of their face. But contrary to what many think, it is not said darkness which makes us shudder in fright.
Faintest light is what really scares people. The smallest sliver of light spilling in from a cracked door or the glow pouring from a streetlamp at walking distance. Even the deceitfully benign illumination from a nightlight. I know what you're thinking. Preposterous, right? Not so. When there is light in any visible quantity, can there not be shadows? In the utmost black this isn't possible, as there's no lighted canvas for the creepy and grotesque shapes that run rampant in your nightmares. Everything that elicits true and primal fear from you can only be seen with a little light. You see, light is just a compass for things that go bump in the night. 
So go to sleep in peace tonight. Turn out your lights. Make sure to let in some luminescence though.
That way we can find you.
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FairlyOddParentsLostEpisode.avi

I decided to go search for Fairly Oddparents episodes, when I found a free one called "FairlyOddParentsLostEpisode.avi". I decided to download it and watch it. All it was pretty much was Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof and Sparky preparing for a 40 day night storm. When the credits were rolling, I nodded: "That was a waste of time". Then soon, a large bang was heard from my computer, then It show the Billionfold Inc. logo, but the audio was in low quality and distorted. After that, the Frederator logo was shown, but It was different, the logo was black and red, the audio was in g major and reversed. And then it shows the Nickelodeon logo by surprise, but It was also different, unlike the Frederator logo. The orange splat was a red splat and the words were black.
It was different, so I decided to take a screenshot of It. It was slightly terrifying. I didn't know Viacom had a secret lying around. This is the lost episode of Fairly OddParents.
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Fairly OddParents: Creep Dreams

I work at Nickelodeon Studios, and in 2008 I found a safe with a note that said "DO NOT WATCH" and I opened it up, and I found a VHS of FairyOddParents. It seems that it only had a satanic sign on it, and then I wondered to myself "What if I did?" I played the tape, and it turns out there were some mistakes in the intro.
Here are the mistakes.
1.The chocolate shake is blood.
2.Vicky's head didn't turn into something funny. Instead, her whole body turned into the devil.
After Vicky turned into the devil, she flew to the screen and said this in a demonic voice"You little twerp.", then blood went flying everywhere, then cut to the title screen. It showed Timmy killing A.J and Chester.
It showed in blood "Sweet Dreams" but then turned into "Creep Dreams"
than cut to the episode.
Timmy was plotting a plan to kill everybody, including himself because he turned emo.
First he went to the school and repeatly said "YOU BEETCH!" to every person he met. Turns out he got dentention, but for some reason Vicky was there and Mr.Crocker was smashing her into smithereens and blood was flying everywhere while he was jumping on her.
Vicky then turned into a ghost and again, flew to the screen and said "You will die soon..." then static went for 1 minute after it showed a bunch of tombstones.
Then the fairies died, and you know what, the FairyOddParents world died.
Wanda and Cosmo shot a beam out of nowhere and the FairyOddParents world exploded.
And that was the end of the tape. but two months later, Vicky appeared in the studio I was in and nearly killed me, and I told the creator of FairyOddParents why could you do this, and then the owners of Nickelodeon Studios fired him. They still show re-runs, though, but Creep Dreams will never appear again because I lit the tape on fire. They hired a new creator too, so thats how they made Wishology.
PS: Whoever made this Horrible Troll Pasta, this is my first creepypasta. TWERP!
PSS:More people are making this Horrible Troll Pasta. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS IS MY FIRST CREEPYPASTA! TWERPS!
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Fairly Odd Parents Lost Episode: Timmy Gets Even

Prologue:
I, Andy, am a, or rather was, a fan of Fairly Odd Parents
when it was enjoyable, unlike season 6 and afterwards which was absolute crap.
I usually watch the show on crappy-video websites. So at exactly around 3:00 am
on my Gmail account, and I questioned myself why I am using the internet at
this time. I saw an email sent to me from a user by the name of itsnothinginteresting@gmail.com
so I decided to view the episode on a strange website.
Episode:
When the episode began, it just skipped to the title card which said, "Timmy Gets Even," was shown. The episode began with Timmy getting bullied by Francis in the school beating up Timmy, but instead of it being normal, both had bloody eyes, similar to the Cleveland Show Lost Episode. Mr. Crocker was laughing at the site of Timmy's suffering, which I wasn't really that shocked, after all he's Mr. Crocker, right? 
Then the school bell rang, and everyone went home. Approximately an hour after the incident, Timmy began talking to Cosmo and Wanda, about the horrible day he had, and here's what they said, "Get back at all those who make thee miserable! Get even!!!" and Timmy fell silent, only to come with a quick "sure thing!" He said that his first victim would be Vicky. He grabbed a SMG from his closet and waited for Vicky to babysit him. He told his parents that he was gonna be in his best behavior. 
When Vicky came home, she went, "Oh Timmy!!!" as Timmy immediately ran to her with "nothing" in his hand. Then when she yelled at him, he grabbed the SMG and shot her repeatedly and she died from her wounds. Then he grabbed every single weapon, including an ax, to Mr. Crocker's home. Crocker shouted if Timmy doesn't leave his house, he gets an automatic F-. Timmy hacked Crocker into bits of pieces with his ax. Then he said to himself, "Only one is left, that is Francis." He found Francis in a scrap yard and dumped gasoline on him and used a match to end him. Timmy shouted in delight knowing his enemies were no more.
Then static began filling up the screen and taking over for 20 full seconds til' the last few seconds were a faint image of the exact same bloody eyes and Francis bullying Timmy. The Frederator logo didn't show up.
Epilogue:
When the episode ended, my Internet server went down for a few minutes only for me to refresh the page but it was gone, and I was like, "Where is the video? Where did it go?" That image will forever burn in my mind for days to come, and I know that I will never watch the Fairly Odd Parents or any other only cartoon site ever again.
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Faith of the Butt

It's been a long road, getting from the kitchen to the toilet. It's been a long time, but it's time to finally take a shit. And I can feel the change in the bowels right now. Nothing's blocking up The way. And I'm not gonna hold it back no more, no, I'm gonna take that shit right Now.
Cause I've got faith of the butt. I'm going where my ass will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can poop out anything. I've got strength of the bowels. And no one's gonna make me wait to pee. I can reach any john. I've got faith, faith of the butt.
It's been a long night. Trying to hold in some Mexican. Been through the hold in pains. Now I finally am able to take that shit. And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will finally fill that bowl. And I'm not gonna digest corn no more, no I'm gonna eat well for now on.
Cause I've got faith of the butt. I'm going where my ass will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can poop out anything. I've got strength of the bowels. And no one's gonna make me wait to pee. I can reach any john. I've got faith, faith of the butt.
I've broken the wind so cold, I've changed my shorts some days. But now the winds I feel, tell me to avoid sharting, I've peed out a fire and I've urinated like rain. But I'll be fine... 
Cause I've got faith of the butt. I'm going where my ass will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can poop out anything. I've got strength of the bowels. And no one's gonna make me wait to pee. I can reach any john. I've got faith, faith of the butt.
Cause I've got faith of the butt. I'm going where my ass will take me. I've got faith to believe. I can poop out anything. I've got strength of the bowels. And no one's gonna make me wait to pee. I can reach any john. I've got faith, faith of the butt.
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