Clown

==Bio==
"Clown" is the name given to an entity of unclear origin and nature whose only similarity with the eponymous entertainer lies in its physical appearance. For whereas regular clowns merely are jesters and makers of mirth, this walking anomaly rapidly stops being funny as soon as you have to face it in the ring. Clown's fighting style is centered around moves that may look hilarious or amusing to the crowd, but undeniably are as brutal as they are humiliating to his opponents. Coupled with his incessant honking, this turns him into a force to be reckoned with, and it is rumored that many of the wrestlers who have tried to bring him down now find themselves haunted by the sound of his horn during the darkest hours of the night.
==In 8chanmania==
===Season 1===
As with most old-school stars, Clown is rumored to have fought in the first season of 8chanmania.
It is known that he fought in 8chanmania XIV, and acted as a referee in 8chanmania XII.
During 8chanmania XX, Clown teamed up with Chen. The honking couple defeated:
*Executioner Smough & Dragonslayer Ornstein
*Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold
*Avenger Angra Mainyu & Bazett Fraga McRemitz
*Waluigi & Wario
Before being silenced by Peacock and Big Band in the finals.
Returning for 8chanmania XXIV, already saw action in a pre-show match against the SS13 Janitor before the actual mania took place. The latter immediately confronted him with the mysterious Polygon Team consisting of Polygon Yuuka, Polygon Armstrong, and Polygon Bryan, but he managed to defeat them despite their numercial superiority.
As one of the champions, Clown later entered the grand finals of 8chanmania XXXIII. There, he initially honked Hank Hill into the abyss (and made fun of his absent backside), but found himself defeated by Akuma one round later. Next on his list of honked humilitations were Nemesis, NiGHTS, and Barney Calhoun. 
His fight in the finals against Mazinkaiser was so comically short (1m55s) that the audience promptly demanded an after-show rematch - which Clown promptly won; thus earning him his belt.
Clown likewise was one of the selected fighters chosen to star against those of MFW during 8chanmania_x_MFW_-_IN/V/ASION. He fought against Mimi and Yeti Girl before notably annoying the living hell out of Ushi-Oni (by virtue of his rubber pelvis). It was only Proto Man who would stop him during the Semi-Finals.
===Season 2===
Not one to be thrown out of the airlock easily, Clown showed up once more during the second season. He snuck his way into 8chanmania XLI and honked Brad Armstrong into submission during the preliminaries, but failed to show Captain Falcon his moves properly one round later.
The joyous jester likewise showed up for 8chanmania XLVII; out-honking his female counterpart Clown_(F), only to find his very horn stolen by master thief Phantom R in the next round.
===Season 3===
Clown served as the manager of Fargus during 8chanmania LXXXII. Their shared dialogue strongly suggests he is still looking for Chen.
Taking things into his own, gloved hands again in 8chanmania LXXXIII, Clown started the circus by dissolving the gooey Alpha 152. Lo Wang found his fists to be useless against his rubber pelvis, and Clown certainly did not give N. Tropy the time of his day. It took a certified killing machine in the form of Noble Six to end the horror of his honking.
For 8chanmania LXXXVII, Clown formed a tag team with Fargus. They thoroughly failed to tickle the funny bone of Lo Wang and Joe Musashi.
Clown's last honk for the season was in 8chanmania XCV. He dueled Darth Vader and nonchalantly disabled his life support after pressing a temptingly shiny button on a panel of the latter. Clown went on to play a bit of a practical prank on Kazuma Kiryu, but even if you're an eldritch abomination from beyond space and time, taking on a Gundam Rose commandeered by the vengeful spirit of a teenage French girl is a bit much to ask for.
===8chanmania C===
During 8chanmania C, Clown teamed up with Fargus, Pietro and Clown Man for the Battle of the Honk. They fought and defeated the enemy team, consisting of Rudy the Clown, Chen, Clown (F), and Chen_(♂).
==The Honk==
While modern science can not explain it in exact terms, Clown seems to be capable of manipulating an entropic power bluntly labeled as The Honk, which gives him a significant boost to bodily strength and resilience that can be used to overcome opponents in battle. Users of The Honk tend to literally honk during battle, though whether or not the honking is a means to belittle opponents or actually power up The Honk is the subject of ongoing research. Clown appears to have such mastery over The Honk that he is capable of imbuing and withdrawing this power from other individuals. Other known users of The Honk include Chen and Chen_(♂).
==Followers==
Chen appeared to be a sort of apprentice for Clown, spreading the Honk wherever she went, but was "relieved" of this duty prior to the events of the 8chanmania X MFW. Other followers of his include Fargus and Pietro.
==Gallery==
Clown_vs_Yeti_Girl_8chanmania_x_MFW.png|300px|Clown bullying Yeti Girl during 8chM x MFW. Ski Free Yeti is not amused
Ushi-Oni_vs_Clown_Rubber_Pelvis.png|300px|Clown resisting death by Snu-Snu through Ushi-Oni during 8chM x MFW
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