The Curiosities of A Drone

It was Christmas once again in the town of Poopville. I got another drone after I lost my other one from last Christmas. This time, it was something even stronger with not only recording, but action like an airplane (most of those do that anyway). Later on in the day I used that drone. I had fun with it. A lot of fun. I don't know what to say but it was FUN.
I tried attaching the drone to a basket, since it had little attachment thingies, and it flew right away. I tried getting into the basket, and I directed it towards the Walmart in Poopy Town and it worked very well. I even went far to Sim City and still no problems. I was high in the sky; felt like I was exploring.
But say I wanted to go... elsewhere. Light...bulb. I decided to fly over to Johannesburg, which was far away in South Africa. But, I wanted to see new things so I went for it. Forget sucky airports. This was my free ticket.
4 excited days later...
I've landed to take a break in Puerto Rico. It's quite the paradise there, even though I'm English, and they're Spanish. I stopped at a McDonald's since I was hungry, and later had to take a huge HUMONGOUS dump in the bathroom. It painted the whole bathroom brown. Other than that, it looked like my homestate, even though it was Spanish.
I thought maybe I could sneak into Cuba with that drone and basket combo, but you know.
2 days latah...
Stopped at the Dominican Republic. Checking out a few things, and hiding from people so they wouldn't notice me. However, I needed more food for my trip, otherwise I'd die in the middle of the journey. Some will notice my body and some will not.
Ah, dangit...
5 crappy times later...
I've returned home. Mom and dad were wondering where I was, they were very worried as well. I told them I was just out for shopping, but they knew that was unlikely. I had to go shopping to get my traveling food packed up.
However, I needed a bigger basket.
10 days later...
(makes a sarcastic smiling face) Why not?
I flied over. All, all over to Trinidad, in the city San Fernando. Stopped at Subway to eat stuff with real flavor. The bread in my food storage was getting stale, and I had no refrigerator nor a microwave/oven. I did, however, pack my food in a lunchbox with ice packets, and did a "solar energy cooking" technique.
I think I had enough to hold me over until I got to Johannesburg.
15 days later...
It's taking a while. Luckily I brought my phone and, while offline, I was approximately 40 miles away from South Africa. This meant that I was close to the best country in the continent. And if you don't know why I was still flying, that's because with my storage, was a ton of battery packs.
However, when they did stop working, I got a humongous splash into the water.
The next day...
I was finally there, and there were tons of McDonald's in Cape Town (the city I had reached). and I had little resistance. I had to stop in and get myself somethin'. I was hungry and getting tired from the food in my storage, okay?
I didn't pay for my meal, however, because I didn't have any South African rand, and I was stopped by the South African police. I was about to suffer a long time in South African prison, but I just ran away, and apparently they were out of ammo for their guns, which meant, they couldn't shoot me down.
I was unstoppable. And I eventually stopped and got somewhere to stay for the night. So that's where I am right now, I'm continuing my run however, until I finally make it to Johannesburg.
Oh, and I also brought my computer as well.
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