Tasty

Tasty means something that is delicious to taste, or to bite into. Tasty can include things like chocolate, potato chips, cookies, jelly beans, nachos, ice cream, burgers, fries, soda, shakes, and pizza. Seriously, if those things weren't tasty, nobody would eat them, since they are definitely not health food. Health food does not need to be tasty to be eaten, and can also be ingested in capsule form. But what you might not know is that new wiki editors are also quite tasty.
==How to go about Eating Tasty things==
In the case of most food, simply put it in your mouth. Bite down, chew, and swallow. Or in the case of tasty beverages, just sip, swallow and enjoy. But how to eat new wiki editors? That is what I shall go about explaining.
==Newbies are tasty==
So, that noob editor who mistook your wiki for Twitter? He was delicious with a glass of Chianti and a side of liver. The twelve noob editors who came after him (six of them on mobile devices) and did the same thing? They made good appetizers, rolled up, fried, and stuffed with cheese and guacamole. They also are delicious when fried up and dipped in special sauce. That noob editor who actually took the time to write two paragraphs? He made excellent string cheese, deep fried and dipped in marinara sauce. And the one who wrote four paragraphs that were unfunny? Oh that was a gourmet dish indeed. He was garnished, well seasoned, and baked to perfection and served with a twice-baked potato and a side of fresh vegetables. The editor who, as you instructed, kept all their work on their userpage, which consisted of a TV show statistics table? Chopped up and baked, they became a delicious pie that any celebrity chef would be happy to show off on television. That editor who saw all the Wilde quotes on your site, spotted an article that didn't have one and thought it needed one? He was put in the toaster, and spread with butter and jam, a delicious treat indeed. The next editor who added fake categories to a bunch of articles? Sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar, stuffed with a delicious filling and baked until toasty, he made an excellent pop tart. Then there was the brand new editor who used too many old memes. He was sliced, pickled and fermented, and bottled up for later consumption. Finally, there were the 2 new editors who thought rants were funny. They were diced, and steamed with a delicious spicy curry sauce, mixed with vegetables, and served with a side of rice. The first one was consumed with a delicious Thai iced tea, and the second one was enjoyed with a smooth mango lassi.
Then there is the SEO bot/underpaid tool that fails so hard that an entire new parody article is built around their trash, turning their "advertisement" into something altogether different. Those are delicious rolled out, spread with tomato sauce, and topped with cheese, pepperoni and sausage. Seriously, whoever hired them should be paying them more for their delicious pizza, and offering them free creative writing training and comedic writing courses, since they obviously need them. That, or they should know better than to let their SEO bots loose on a parody site, which enjoys writing parodies about anything and everything, especially crappy ads.
==NOT so tasty==
Spam is definitely not tasty, and less so when it is text on a page designed to convince you to buy a product or service or click a link to some phony or malware infested website. If you see this, and it doesn't inspire an article (minus any web links), it goes straight where it belongs: the Trash heap. Trust me, if you bite off one of these and chew them up, they will be spit out. Some things just aren't worth saving. Especially if they are not TASTY. 
Vandals and repeat spammers are also not tasty. But they can be used as fresh seasoning when properly crushed.
==In conclusion==
If it is tasty, by all means, eat it! Do yourself a favor and take at least one BITE. You'll regret it if you don't!
Category:Food