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Harry Potter and the Zombie outbreak

Chapter 1
After the Deathly Hollows invaded Hogwarts, The teachers decided that Harry Potter was too dumb to leave Hogwarts and was kept back.
Heres another thing that seemed to JUST happen when Harry is around.
Harry Potter thought to himself why he didn't just study sex enough. He would be out of Hogwarts then. Harry went to the bathroom to cry about it, then Draco Malfoy walked in on him (he was kept in too.) "Why you crying potter", said Malfoy in a whimpery voice. Him not so happy about being held back either. Harry ran out. He went to his dormitory. He wiped his tears off. Hermione climbed in the dormitory, "Are you high on cocaine again?" Harry asked, after she left Hogwarts she became a one way addict to cocaine. And Ron Weasley is still in jail for selling weed and heroin. Hermione had 7 bags of cocaine in her bag and offered Harry some. Hermione then snort some and passed out, so Harry sighed and threw her out of the window. Harry then went to dinner to see what the sorting hat would say. They had Human liver and some red sauce with it, and peas with eye balls. Harry did become a cannibal and ate his step parents and Dudley. "Severus Snape became headmaster of Hogwarts" Harry gasped. Snape announced "Whoever I fucking call over will come over, or will be put under the cruestacious curse, or what ever the fuck you call it" Shia Labeouf he called. Shia Labeouf put on the hat. The sorting hat screamed "GRYFFINDOR YOU COCKFUCK." Shia then shouted "JUST DO IT" and farted an explosion that propelled him to the Gryffindor table. Gryffindor clapped. Harry stood up and took out his wand and threatened to kill snape. But snape expelled him. Harry was so happy.
Chapter 2
But then their was a zombie outbreak and nobody could leave the castle. Harry then asked one of the teachers if he could use a pistol that they used in a muggle artifact lesson thing. The teacher said no, then Harry was filled with depression. Later that evening Harry was masterbating well thinking about Dumbledore. Draco Malfoy caught him doing it. Harry pulled out his wand from his ass and proceeded a curse. Malf
oy was now dead. 5 minutes later he became a zombie and bit Mcgonagle. Shia Labeouf shot both of them. But it was no use, the zombies broke in. And Shia Labeouf died a horrible death.
"JUST DO IT" yelled Harry at the corpse. It didn't work. Harry went to sleep with a picture of dumbledore naked.
Chapter 3
coming to you soon
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Harry Potter quotes but the word "wand" is replaced with "penis"

Harry's penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...
"Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis." Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.
"You talk about penises like they've got feelings," said Harry, "like they can think for themselves."
Harry's penis had still been in his hand when he'd jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils
Your father, on the other hand, favoured a mahogany penis. Eleven inches.
There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of... connected.
Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised...
There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your penis and saying a few funny words.
"Your penis, Harry! Use your penis!" Hermione shouted.
There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly incantations in this class.
"It's the way you're moving your penis," said Hermione, watching Ron critically...
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Harry spooners erotic adventure fanfic

it was a cold, raining night. perfect for fan fiction. harry potter (now an adult) was in a cabin and then a hyper realistic giant man came in and his name was hagrid and he was big. he smelt like 50 layers of onions. hoogrid pulled off his pants. harry styles counted all of his pube strands one by one, there were 69 total. haggy had an umbrella and shoved it in hury potters pee pee hole and whispered in his ear "ur a wizerd harrie." hoogy lickd his lips he breathed heavely into hoo hoo pootys nostrils. it smelt life deep fried caramel. hagrid sad to harry "lets go somewhere more private." even though nobody was there except for his uncle, auntie, and cousin. higgy grasped hurrys small tender hands with his big sausage like fingers in a yayoi type fashion. he pulled harry outside into a speed boat and they sailed into the sunset. The end. OR IS IT? Voldywort stared jeoliously at harry and hagrid. he always wanted harrys firm booty ever since harry was a baby. he whispered "till next time..." Sequal?
By duckduckseduce (pls dont hat)
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Harry the Security Guard

It was a long shift at the factory that night for the Security Guard named Harry. He wasn't a fan of his job, as no one seemed to like him or even notice his existence, but it kept him in his apartment and that was all that mattered. Harry wasn't a happy man, as he had lost his left arm in Vietnam. Because of this, he couldn't drive. Instead he took the train home every night. On the way to the train station, Harry felt cold, but it was a warm night. Harry thought nothing of it.
The train didn't come that night so Harry walked from the station. As he walked he felt strange, as if someone was watching him. He turned the corner on the street and suddenly everything was quiet. "What the Hell," said Harry, "Everything is gone. EVERYONE is gone." Harry looked around and saw nothing but buildings and street lights.
Suddenly Harry saw someone. It was Mr. Philmore, the banker. He was on the ground and hurt. Before Harry could help him he heard someone behind him and then he was out cold...
When Harry awoke, he was in the middle of town, miles from where he had been before when he was knocked out. He looked around, trying to remember what happened. He walked around trying to figure out where exactly he was. He walked into a gas station to see if anyone was there. He saw no one.
Harry turned around to go and use the phone booth outside and he was a figure on the outside looking through the window at him. It gave him goosebumps from its familiar shape. Harry pulled out his gun and went outside, but the figure was gone. "What the Hell is going on?" said Harry. All of a sudden Harry remembered having nightmares like this back in Vietnam.
He pinched himself, hard, and he then realized that this was no dream. This was happening and Harry was scared out of his mind. He may have gotten out of Vietnam with just losing an arm, but he wasn't trained for this living nightmare bullshit. As Harry turned a corner he saw the figure beckoning him. Harry, already holding his gun, followed the figure thinking that he might find some answers. Harry followed the figure until just before dawn. Harry was lost and didn't see the figure.
Harry turned around to go back and behind him was the figure. As Harry finally saw it up close he realized it was himself, only ghost-like. By morning, everything was normal. Harry, however was gone. No one remembered him. He had dropped of the face of the planet. It was like he never existed.
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Harubrine

I had recently started re-watching Ouran High School Host Club (because, you know). Everything was normal at first as I was greeted by the sight of a familiar Bishōnen cast. I noticed something moving in the background amongst the fansubs (Yes I watched it on THAT site, if you're still reading this then you know the one). I thought it was some Easter egg I had never noticed, so I kept an eye on that area, hoping to know all the nooks and crannies of the show I loved so much.
It wasn't an awesome Easter egg though. Looking back at me was a new character who looked like Haruhi, but her eyes were empty. I saw no characters make a reference to her presence , and I double-checked the Ouran Wiki to make sure That this really was an Easter egg. As it turned out, it wasn't. WHAT!
I continued on with the show, thinking that I was just hallucinating as I often do. As I continued watching, I saw things that never actually happened in the main show. Notably, the host club drove off the Lobelia Maidens by battling them in a Mecha and Haruhi ended up with Hikaru at the end of the series instead of Mori. I know that she doesn't end up with Mori in the real show either, but I'm still bent out of shape about that and seeing a different version that still doesn't have my OTP in it makes me even angrier. Amongst all of these strange and rage inducing differences, I would constantly think I saw the other "Haruhi" in the fansubs, but I never got a better look at her. It was just a couple of maybes, always late in the episode (and once during the end credits). I tried pausing whenever I thought I saw her but could never stop it at the right moment.
I went on Goboiano to see if anyone else had found the pseudo-Haruhi. Nope. I created my own post telling of the phantom and asking if anyone had seen her. The post was deleted within five minutes for breaking the rule about not discussing unofficial streaming sites. I tried again, and the topic was deleted even faster. I received a PM from an admin containing two words: 'Nice Try.'
I received an email from another forum user. He claimed the ads can read the forum user messages (this is especially true since there are no private messages on Goboiano), so we were safer using email. The emailer claimed that he had seen the mystery character too, and had a small 'directory' of other users who had seen her as well. Their shows were littered with OTP destroying changes as well, and described their mystery character to have no pupils.
About a month passed until I heard from my informant again. Some of the people who had encountered the mystery woman had looked into it and found nothing. Well that was helpful.
I haven't seen the mysterious Haruhi since I last re-watched the show, and I haven't noticed any changes to the other Anime series I watched. I was unable to take any screenshots so there's no evidence that any of this ever actually happened. But hey I'm super trustworthy, aren't I?
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Harvest Moon's Nightmare

I remember, I used to play Harvest Moon Gba, the one where the main character is a girl. I remember that her name is Lily, and she was wooing Cliff. One day, after she went to bed, she awoke in front of her table, like usual, but she didn't eat her breakfast, instead she stated that something's wrong. I made her exit the farmhouse, and everything was colored red, the grass, the house, even Lily seems to be a certain shade of red.
Feeling nervous, I went to explore the town. Then I saw that everyone, save Karen and Cliff are either dead, gone, or dying. The dying ones all say the same things when I talk to them, "She did it. Stop her."
When I came to the town square, a cutscene played. It showed Cliff lying face down in the middle of the square. Anna rushed over and lay his head on her lap. It seems that Cliff was badly wounded, and he kept calling Lily his sister (I'm not entirely sure, but I think he might've been looking for his sister? I don't know that when I came upon this).
Suddenly, Karen showed up, looking like a madman. She said that she killed the Mineral townspeople and that she hated Mineral Town. She pulled out a sickle and started swinging it in circles. Then the game let's me control Lily again and forced Lily to fight Karen like she was a boss battle. I beat her with a hoe, then she fell down and didn't move.
Another cutscene played, Lily approached Cliff's body, then puts away the hoe and knelt down next to him. She seemed like she's crying and she said, "Brother..."
A sad song plays and the screen fades into black.
Suddenly I could hear birds chirping like in sunny mornings in the game, and the screen shows Lily, in front of her table, eating breakfast and commenting about how a weird dream it was. After that the game continues as normal.
I'm not what this is, but when I asked my mom about it, she said that she never experienced that kind of thing. I'm positive that I wasn't dreaming, but I'm not sure if anyone experienced this as well...
Later, I searched the internet, and apparently, there is a bad dream where the character fights Karen, but it's different from the one I experienced. Their dreams involve fighting Karen at the beach.
So far, I tried redoing the nightmare, but to no avail...
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Harvey Beaks - The Death of Harvey

While I was on YouTube, I found a video called "Badseeds.avi." I remembered that "Bad Seeds" was the original Harvey Beaks, before it was remade and polished for Nickelodeon, so I clicked on it.
What happened next I didn't expect.
It showed the title card that read, "The Death of Harvey." And then, it faded into the episode with Harvey sleeping.
It started just like the episode, "Pee-Choo!" except the animation was very poor, like the original pilot episode. When Harvey left his house, Fee and Foo weren't there. Instead, it was Randal holding a shotgun, aiming at Harvey.
"And where do you think you're going, Harvey?" Randal said.
Harvey looked confused, and replied, "Shut the fuck up, Randal."
After that, it zoomed into Randal's face, which was contorted and twisted. Then, he went mad and started to fire at Harvey, but kept missing.
"Come back, you little shit!", yelled Randal as he kept trying to kill Harvey.
It faded to Harvey running into an alleyway, with Randal following him into it. Randal aimed the gun, and this time, he shot Harvey 3 times in the chest. Blood sprayed all over Randal, as Harvey fell to the ground, dead.
"I got you now." Randal said, as he laughed a maniacal laugh.
It showed the wound in Harvey's chest for a split second, before the credits started. I could faintly hear Randal's gun firing repeatedly, and his laughter echoing through my speakers.
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Has This Ever Happened to You?

You're sitting alone, coffee in one hand, mouse in the other. It's about 11:33 PM, and you know you have to get up early for school the next morning. BUT your parents are out of town for a few days, and you have the house to yourself, so why not celebrate? You decide the setting is right to read some creepy-pastas. So you go to the site, and click "Random Page". It takes you too a story you enjoy slightly, so when you're done, you click on one of the "Read More" links. You happen to find a Pasta, but not just any pasta, one that has you on the edge of your seat. One that you can't stop reading, that's absolutely incredible. It's well written, it's nice and long, and every sentance makes you want more. Alas, luck must be on your side tonight, because every link you click on takes you to a pasta ten times better than the last. And you know what? Despite the lack of human companionship, you're not the least bit scared. After a couple more stories, you see one that grabs your attention. They title just makes you want to click on it and read it. So you do. As the page loads your excitement increases, your growing more and more anxious as the milliseconds pass. But your gosh-darned internet browser gives you the wretched "Cannot display the page" error. So you cross your fingers and press F5, or refresh. And what do you know? The page loads! Now more excited than ever, you read the pasta that's been teasing you for the past 30 seconds. But as you pregress farther into the story, you realise it's a complete piece of shit! After all that excitement, you're left in utter disappointment. So, as you leave the nastiest comment your little brain can muster up, you decide to move on to another pasta. But whoa! What's this?! Another crappy story?! And another, and another?!?! What is this madness, you ask yourself. This my friend, is the "troll-zone". This is the websites way of saying "Fuck you! You mad bro?!?!" Every now and then, the website gets sick of you clicking on it, and reloading it, and making it do all that work. So what does it do? It trolls you, even websites need to blow off some steam.. But if it ever get's out of hand, and to the point where the website is giving you all kinds of errors and piece of turd stories, it MUST be stopped. There is only ONE propper way of doing this. There is a code, known only by a few, that is capable of stopping even the most hardcore trolls. I feel the time has come for me to pass this code onto you. REMEMBER, it is not to be taken lightly, and is to be handled with EXTREME care. The code my dear commrades, is ALT+F4.
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Has anyone heard of this creature called Anansi Gotye?

I was camping with, like 10 people, and then I heard a unicorn talking about long johns. I shot it with my gun, but all it did was tell me to let it in or something. I look around and now there's only, like, 11 people in my group! Oh no! How did I lose a person?
I go out to look for the missing person in the woods, but then my friend tells me about the Gotye or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. Apparently, the Gotye is a monster that can kill people and look like them or something. Again, I wasnt really paying attention. In the woods, I see my friend, but he looks too weird. I say "Hey, friend! Let's go back to the camp grounds!" But friend just screams at me about letting him in or something. I walk back to camp, because I think my friend is being a big joker.
Oh no! My friend is in the campgrounds! How? Did he run here before I could come? I shoot him, because I live in America. Instead of dying, he just spider crawls away like an asshole.
Anyways, when I go back inside tent, I notice something is wrong! Now there's only 15 people in our group! Oh noooooo! Where did the other 4 people go?! Did they get to scared of Gotye and go home? No one knows!
I fall back asleep and wake up to see the Gotye in the middle of our camp, heaving around like he's laughing, but he's not making any noise! I say to Anansi's Gotye, "Hey you Gotye! You can't be in here anymore, Gotye!" He just looks at me and screams. The Gotye really likes to scream. Then the Gotye spider crawls away from me and into the wilderness. I look around and notice something is off! Oh no! Now there's 2,483 people in our group! Where did everyone go!? Did they all run home because the Gotye was too scary for them?
I never found out, because I never went back to the Gotye camp. And I hope Gotye doesn't ever find me either.
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Hasmile.png

So my friend's a big fan of Dronian's work, most notably the pastas related to Happy Appy. He spent a good portion of his Spring Break looking on the Internet (including the Deepweb, a secluded area of the Internet that is based on onion routing) for proof of Happy Appy.
He was looking on a site that was in Tor's (a .onion-based proxy browser) directory that leaked stuff that was rather interesting, such as videos from the raid on bin Laden's Abottabad compound, things similar to Happy Appy (i.e. the original suicidemouse.avi, the actual Red Mist video, with screenshots of the children, etc.), when he found a Happy Appy folder. The folder only contained a few things: the episodes "Nate Needs Help!", "The Towers" (just the original script with a semi-different plot (Happy and friends watch the deconstruction of a group of towers), and another corrupted one. Also, there was a picture named "hasmile.png".
He knew that I was a Creepypasta enthusiast and invited me over. He refused to open the picture until I arrived, so I quickly hurried over. When I got there, he led me upstairs to his bedroom where he hurriedly opened the file. At first I expected it to be a picture of just Happy's smile, but I soon realized that I was wrong.
It was a picture of a Happy Appy puppet on a stick held by a possible cast member of Happy Appy. On the bottom left there was a link. We went to the link, which automatically downloaded a file. When we opened it, it was a .gif file of the same picture, but the man being violently murdered after the picture was taken by a group of men in black, possibly Forenzik's followers. I turned away in horror as I saw a faint movement in the corner behind me. He was dressed in black. "Hello," he said. "I see you've found proof." I was scared off my ass, so I simply stammered out "Yes," and waited for him to continue. "Now, you probably think of me as one of Forenzik's followers, do you not?" We simply nodded and led him to respond. "Let me explain the real truth behind Happy Appy.
"Happy Appy was a project that was planned to debut on Nick, Jr. after its launch. There were only seven episodes made before funding ran out and it had to be stopped. It was completely erased. I've come here to destroy the remaining evidence and kill you." It sounded ridiculous, but he pulled a gun out and pointed it at my friend. "So you're just going to tell us your plan?" I asked, because it all, again, sounded ridiculous. "Yes," he replied.
He shot my friend in the face as I took his laptop and ran downstairs. The man, completely stunned, didn't follow me for some reason. Now, I'm sitting under a bridge in, well, I'm not going to tell you WHERE, but I have a faint Wi-Fi signal and I wanted to tell you before he found me and killllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
\help he caut em hel p me i he kil me i publis befor i dye help m e ples i goin die now but i publjsd bedfor he tak latop
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