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Union Street Massacre

The Union Street Massacre remains the most problematic obstacle to International relations with the current Irish administration of Aberdeen, in the country just north of the country just east of Wales. On this day, one hundred and eighteen Polish serfs went to meet their maker, Pittodrie (from the Latin Pit Odri, maker of Poles).
==Background==
Ever since the oppressive Irish regime instigated by the O’Pharmacys was imposed on the people of Aberdeen the masses yearned for their overthrow, “Seamus the berserker” had reigned for 6 months and the indentured Poles and Scots were initially jubilant at the election of Rumpelstiltskin III in 2003 (the exact date remains a mystery for mysterious reasons of secrecy). 
Tensions were increased by the introduction of a series of harsh laws designed to curb the overpopulation of the city mainly due to the subservient Poles, these became known as the “Penile laws” due to the threat of permanent impotency by the Nazi pioneered method known as constriction.
As such the attempt by Rumpelstiltskin III to impose a new tax on pickled sausages exasperated the already unstable situation.
==Events of the Day==
What began as an aggressive assault on those in power quickly turned into a peaceful protest due to the Irish response of firing darts laced with valium at the putrid Polish mob. Just as the crowd was beginning to spontaneously breakout in song, a band of ginger septuagenarian Scots who had heard of the planned Polish rebellion appeared from Market Street brandishing what initially appeared to be clubs but was later revealed to be frozen cod.
Expecting to see a determined force to finally overthrow the Paddys, the sight of the 118½ strong crowd of barely lucid Poles swaying with dopey grins made the septuagenarians see red (possibly their own severely neglected manes). Due to the now well documented “red-rage” where people with red hair when coerced into a group become so distempered that they develop super-human powers of strength, the Scots began an hour-long killing spree that would leave a bloody stain on the O’Pharmacy regime. 
The Irish guards, under the direction of Superintendent Seamus had by this stage injected themselves with valium upon witnessing its effects on the mob; as such they were no use in the defence of the victims. The Scots upon bludgeoning the Poles turned on themselves adding a further 11 corpses to the mangled heap of human limbs. The mess was later cleaned up using a toothbrush and a bar of soap by the remaining polish serf. 
==Aftermath==
Kim Jung-il of North Korea was the first International leader to condemn the atrocity, he personally funded the task of returning the bodies to their homeland of Germany, all 118½ bodies were pickled in giant jars as all Poles are buried and flown home by Ryanair. 
To ease the distress of the International community the regime allowed the Aberdonians to practice their native religion which had been outlawed years earlier, Sheepshagginganity now enjoys a 100% devotion rate for all members.
Category:History of Ireland
Category:Disasters
United States Capitol

The United States Capitol, often called The Capitol or the Capitol Building, is the place where all of the United States Congressmen and Congresswomen live together, in a nice large bunk bed. The building itself is also the legislative branch of the government. It is located on Capitol Hill.
== January 6, 2021 ==
On January 6, 2021, MAGA Patriots protested outside the Capitol in favor of President Trump. All was well until a bunch of Antifa thugs wearing MAGA merchandise were dropped outside the Capitol in federal vehicles, which was when things became spicy. Said thugs then began to climb the fences and walls, thus attempting to storm the Capitol.
The Capitol Police sat and watched as both many thugs and patriots started entering the building during the joint session of Congress certifying the election of illegitimate President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris, temporarily disrupting the proceedings. Structural damage costs were estimated to be $0.
This triggered a lockdown in the building, which Mike Pence, Nancy Pelosi, and other staff members very negatively reacted to. Many were evacuated, while others were instructed to barricade themselves inside their bunk beds. The Antifa insurrectionists breached the Senate Chamber and multiple staff offices, with the patriots following just behind them.
There was only 69 casualties, all of which being Congressmen and Congresswomen who were killed by the Antifa thugs.
Category:United States
Category:United States Constitution
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Category:Political Bullshit
Category:Political corruption
Category:Political controversies
Category:American culture
Category:Globalism
Category:Government in the United States
Category:Government of the United States
Category:Government
Category:RINOs
Category:Things That You Wouldn't Think Are Evil, But Actually Are
United States School of Military Raping

The United States School of Military Raping is a highly specialized education center designed to instruct our fighting men and women in the various aspects of tactical military raping.
It is well known that soldiers are the most ideal rapists on the planet. They're exquisitely strong, tough, trained for all sorts of holds, tough, hard, manly guys, sexually frustrated and generally brought up to be killing machines of the highest order. Plus it gets them some seriously hot 14 year old Muslim girl action. 
Therefore, why not?? If our weapons and fighting can't scare them, then maybe the hideously large American penises can.
The three week long course is divided into three parts, the theory, the training, and the practice (done on actual Iraqi civilians) and is an elective course, of which is suggested but not required. 
Soldiers are taught the positions, penetrations, and techniques necessary for professional pancultural submission, including but not limited to females. 
Lookouts, targeting, and avoiding retribution is also practiced, under the general 'America is kick-ass' policy (George W. Bushism). Common mistakes such as allowing the groin to be kicked are avoided. All in all it adds to the general soldiering experience. All graduates receive certification on their badges. Enlisted men only. Remember, don't ask don't tell..
==See Also==
*Army
*Fighting
*America
*Soldiers
*War on Terra
*Steven Green
Category:War
United States Treasury

The United States Treasury is a large room located in a larger cabin deep in the mountains of Colorado. The room is filled with precisely 3.8 trillion chocolate gold coins. The nation had 10 trillion coins before Ronald Reagan became President, but Reagan was notably an avid chocaholic. Reagan's theory to back up his chocaholism was that when he would stuff his face with chocolate coins some of the chocolate might trickle out of his mouth, which could feed the poor.
== Jewish Conspiracy ==
Many conspiracy theorists believe that the United States itself does not oversee the Treasury and its money, but it is in fact the Nation of Judaism. These beliefs are derived from the similarities between the nation's hoard of chocolate coins and Israel's similar hoard of gelt, located in a stone lean-to in the Gaza strip. The world's higher standing economists and scientists refute this theory with technical evidence: the USA's coinage is comprised of 38% Belgian pure dark chocolate and cut with 6 percent milk, whereas gelt is sent straight from Yahweh and grown from chocolate seeds along the Jordan river. Also, gelt is 3 millimeters longer in diameter.
== Day to Day Operations of the Federal Reserve ==
The day to day workings of the Federal Reserve System have until recently been shrouded in secrecy. The Federal Reserve System Headquarters are located in Washington D.C. and until recently Ben Bernanke's daily job was relatively unknown. However, The New York Times recently reported on the subject. At 11Am, Bernanke rolls into the bank in his platinum armored Maybach. He is then briefed by Elvis and Tupac on the State of his fortune. From there he goes into a back room where he smokes marijuana rolled in trillion dollar bills dipped in PCP. After that he plays monopoly, for keeps, with various world leaders while they are fellated by members of the IMF.
== Moving to a new standard ==
Due to the similarities between the two nation's treasuries, the United States government is working hard to move away from the chocolate gold coin standard. Ernest T. Jackboot has recommended flipping the foil cover inside-out, so that the silver side shows on the outside. Some have even hypothesized moving to jelly beans. Regardless, the White Nationalist movement has refuted both of these proposals by threatening to bring out their Floaty Pyramid army to wreak havoc on the Rocky Mountains. The argument is still in discussion, though at the time of Reagan's administration his jelly bean loving morals nearly surpassed his strict antisemitism. Almost.
Category:Economy of the United States
Category:New World Order
Category:Things controlled by Jews
United States presidential election, 2132

The United States presidential election of 2132, scheduled for Tuesday, November 4, 2132, will be the 87th quadrennial U.S. presidential election. 
==Presidential and Vice-presidential candidates, 2132==
No Republican or Democrat alive at this time (c. 2021) is expected to be a Presidential or Vice-presidential candidate for either major party, because they will all have died well before the election due to extreme old age, congestive heart failure, morbid obesity, boredom, radical hair loss, and/or radiation poisoning. The prospects of finally having a woman elected as Vice President President will remain as gloomy as ever.
==Electoral college, 2132==
===Electoral map strategies: The Royal Path to 270===
Electoral votes in the electoral college will be determined by the United States decennial census of 2130. For the first time in unrecorded history, it will be hypothetically possible to secure the necessary 270 electoral votes to win the Presidential election by winning the popular vote in only one (1) state (without needing the other 49 and DC), mostly due to aggregate illegal immigration of Central Americans and Puerto-Ricans (and their remote descendants) into California, Texas, and Florida over the next century. 
===Oddball states: Maine and Nebraska===
The oddball states of Maine and Nebraska are both expected to retain their current practice of splitting their electoral votes based on the winners of each of their constituent congressional districts. However, since both states will have long since been reduced to one seat each in the House of Representatives, it wouldn't make a jack-shit of difference either way. 
==Main political issues, 2132==
The main political issues of the 2132 Presidential election will be little changed from 2016. As usual, climate change, the dismal economy, YouTube videos, bizarre coiffatures, and petitions for court-ordered recounts will be major contributing factors in the outcome. 
==See also==
*Politics
*Corruption
*Constitution of the United States
category:United States presidential elections
United Water International

United Water International (often known simply as United Water) is a water utility based in South Australia. Its primary business function is to make water and sell it to the good people of South Australia, who have none.
== Parent Companies ==
The company is primarily owned by Veolia, an immense giant from the mythical land of French. Veolia also operates under his own name, Veolia Environnement, and is the world's largest manufacturer of 'n's.
A remaining, small fraction of the company is owned by United States Vice President Dick Cheney.
== Water Manufacturing ==
According to their on-hold tape, United Water "manufactures its water by covalently fusing a matched pair of Hydrogen atoms with a single, hand-picked Oxygen atom." Little else is known about this process, except that it is performed at their Adelaide head office, in a room known as "the Fusion Room". According to recent PR releases, the Fusion Room is yellow.
United Water announced, in 2005, that, due to recent research and development projects, their water was "now 18% wetter".
A recent addition to United Water's Adelaide head office is a new door, commonly known as "The Door". Fitted with a magical, electronic swipe card security system, The Door separates the Engineering employees (Design & Capital Works) from the Less-Engineering employees (R&D, Finance and IT) and those employees about which very little is known (Assets). As a side effect, this segregation has resulted in the complete eradication of Smallpox. This, along with the newly purpled lunch room ("The Murrundi Room") has boosted spirits immensely.
== Treatment Facilities ==
United Water are known to operate ten treatment facilities in Adelaide, which, according to a 2003 media statement, is "more than nine, but not quite a dozen". The treatment facilities are large and grey, and are operated by people. The people wear clothes.
United Water are known to be implementing these same principles at their other plants in Victoria and New Zealand.
== Pipe Network ==
The Adelaide pipe network consists of big pipes and little pipes. Big pipes are thawed out and revived in celestial pipe foundries operated by licensed United Water contractors. Little pipes are made when a Mummy big pipe and a Daddy big pipe are joined in lawful union and engage in various, consensual acts. The company has previously stated that these acts are neither condoned nor encouraged by management.
Category:Organisations based in Australia
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Univariate Data

Not to be confused with Bivariate data
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In mathematics, univariate data is a form of stress release for mathamatitions, where by the collection of data can be used to make pretty little pictures and alledgly, show some sort of information (in most cases the pictures are pornographic and lead to another form of stress relief).
==Collecting data==
The first, and perhaps most important part of this unique art form is to collect some sort of data that (in theory) will tell someone some information about something. Common examples are;
*The amount of people the CEO of CBS has slept with
*The amount of cases of deep vain thrombosis that have occurred from people playing cricket
*Number of red cars that are driving on a black road
*Number of carrots a person can launch out of their slingshot at once
It is important to collect at least a weeks worth of data (1 year for the CEO example) in order to make sure that the picture looks, you know, nice.
==Identifying the data==
For some unknown reason (usually to shut mathamatitions up)
you need to place your data into a category before you can start drawing the picture (note that the category must be identified accuratly and that the category you pick will dictate what you can draw... go figure).
There are 2 types of data: numerical and catergorical.
===Numerical Data (number data)===
====Numerical Discrete data====
This is when your 'data' is in whole numbers... except for when it's in shoe sizes because for some reason, thats considered a whole number, because it measures your whole foot.
====Continuous data====
This can be used when you have data that has lots of decimals, but this is rarely used, since rounding is frowned upon and nobody likes dealing with numbers such as 9.955739386758348939483475583925852047502758.
===Categorical data (word data)===
====Nominal====
This is when your data has no apparent order (very common), or when your data is about a nominated Prime Minister or President.
====Ordinal====
When the data has some sort of order (rare) or when the data is about an order you made at McDonalds.
==Displaying the data (aka drawing)==
Once this is all sorted out, you can now start drawing your picture. There are 5 different graphs drawings you can make, however the most common are;
*Frequency Histograms with polygons
*Box Plots
*Stem and Leaf plots.
Statistics show that 90% of people thought that this was written in French so if you cannot understand it, then you're not alone.
===Frequency Histograms with polygons===
This is the most common drawing you'll see. It can also be used to draw city scapes. You may remove the histogram and leave the polygon (for the slow people: remove the bars and keep the line) to draw your heart rate (this technology is used everyday in hospitals)
===Box Plots===
Look, it doesn't take a genius to work these out, you draw them to make pictures of boxes or cats. 
===Stem and leaf plot===
Clearly one of the more pretty forms of displaying data, it can be used to draw trees, flowers and tell you if the person who drew is colour blind.
==See also==
*Telemarketing
Category:Numbers
Category:Mathematics
Universe of Things That Make You Itch A Lot

The Universe of Things That Make You Itch A Lot (not to be mistaken with Compton, California) is a place or state of torment and punishment originating from the Notorious Mind of BIG. Religions with a linear divine history often depict The Universe of Things That Make You Itch A Lot as an eternal destination where people wind up after death and IRS audits, while religions with a cyclic history often depict The Universe of Things That Make You Itch A Lot as an intermediary period between random incarnations. 
==Location==
Typical traditions locate The Universe of Things That Make You Itch A Lot in another dimension or inside of Hitler's gentile mustache, and often include multiple entrances into The Universe of Things That Make You Itch A Lot from the land of the living. Other proposed locations include Heaven, Purgatory, Paradise, or a minor suburb of Las Vegas. 
Heretical traditions, which do not conceive of the afterlife as a place of punishment or reward, merely describe The Universe of Things That Make You Itch A Lot as an abode of the dead, the grave, or a neutral place located deep inside of Adolf's left nostril.
It is unknown why there is so much disagreement as to the details of this place, when it is so evidently real.
==History==
Beginning in 1894, the area was ruled as a protectorate by the British, who established administrative law across the territory. The Universe of Things That Make You Itch A Lot gained political independence from Britain on 9 October 1862 when its ruler of the time, Itchell "Itchy" Oliver, sent armies of faithful itch-inducing sheep to invade London (the non-theistic capital of Great Britain). The period since then has been marked by intermittent cultural conflicts, including a lengthy civil war against some kids who don't like itchy things, which has caused hundreds of thousands of migraine headaches.
==Language==
The two official languages of The Universe of Things That Make You Itch A Lot are British and Swahili, although "any other language may be used as a medium of instruction as may be prescribed by law".Constitution of The Universe of Things That Make You Itch A Lot, article 7, section 3. Morse code is widely spoken across the universe; and several other languages are also spoken on restricted planets, including Yiddish, Mongolian, French, Canadian, and Math.
==Politics==
The current president of The Universe of Things That Make You Itch A Lot is Der-snow-gahd, who came to power in January 1986 after a protracted six-year guerrilla war and a mild case of chicken pox.
===References===
category:Cosmology
University of Leeds

The University of Leeds is a small kebab shop and laundrette and is one of the lowest ranking Universities in the Empire Formerly Known as Britain. In fact, it's really just a glorified sixth form college. It has the highest number of graduates studying marmiteology in the UK.
The University formed in 1904 as a substitute for the failing University of Oxford at Leeds. It was one of the first UK universities to allow athiests and thickos entry, unlike for instance Oxford and Cambridge who practiced holy-inquisition upon its students. Upon its creation it attracted a multitude of dog-owners who mistakenly thought it was a training college for wayward pets, traditionally it was maintained that this was due to a typo (University of Leads) in the original door-to-door flyer but more recent research has concluded that the people who came were just a bit thick. Renowlned Leeds etymologist Dr. B.A. D'Spellar has also argued that the term 'Leeds' is a debased form of the ancient title: 'Adegree-tha-Leeds-nowhere'.
==Modern University==
In 1998 the university got its first electric light bulb. This allowed the University to attract many more mosquito graduates who now form an overwhelming majority of the student body. This rapid increase in mosquitos caused riteous indignation among the faculty with resulted in the then chancellor Ziggy Stardust to cry "No Way Man!!" and jump from a third story book.
The Ziggy Stardust chancellorship was noted for its progressive attitude to rocks. It was during this period that noted alumni like Pink Floyd, Genesis (the first book of the Star Trek series) and Rick Wakeman graduated. 
Due to the extensive building programs of the 1970s parts of the university campus are still being discovered, most notably a small Papal enclave and an Ancient Tibetan Kingdom of Wonders were discovered under a beer mat in the Old Bar. The current pope and Dalai Llama regualrly hold tea-parties here.
In 2006/7 Leeds University's average spending per student was estimated to be £1.99 plus an 11 inch pizza of their choice.
In 1978 students 'studying' at the university were moved by the council into the Leeds Student Ghetto
===Research===
The University of Leeds is foremost a place where southerners can come and moan about Leeds/The North/Not London. Research is underway to try and actually find someone in the university that was born north of Watford.
==The Leeds University Union==
The Leeds University Union or LUU is a not-for-prophet orginisation charged with keeping students alive throughout the year. It does this by supplying cheap instant noodles that instruct you to add 'Kokend Water' to them. 
Because of its not-for-prophet status many erstwhile religious figures such as St Charles Manson, Brian Blessed and Benson & Heges cannot use its services.
It is said the ghost of former Leeds graduate, Mr Blobby, haunts the Terrace bar
The Union is also famed for the Old Bar, a large, straight piece of iron from the Middle Ages which was involved in a Communist plot to kill Margaret Thatcher in 1987.
Category:Universities and colleges in the United Kingdom
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