The mod

There I was at Target wondering what game to buy, when I stumble upon Star Wars Battlefront. "How much?" I asked the clerk.
"50$" he says.
"What's it about?" I ask. (I knew what it was about, I wanted to see if he knew as well)
"Oh, it's simple. Shoot and kill," he says.
"I've beaten it 7 times. It never gets old." I got tired of this conversation and drove home.
7 times? I said to myself. This man must not have a life. I got pulled over, because I'm 15 and I only had my permit and forgot to ask my dad to go with me. There went another 50$, oh well I got a game. But I forgot I still had work. I went to work to see I forgot my jacket at Target. I usually always wear my coat, so my friend came up to me and asked "Where's your coat Matt?" I explained I had lost it at Target.
"Target?" he wondered. "What were you doing there?"
"Oh I just wanted to get a video game so I stumbled upon Battlefr-"
He stopped me mid sentence. "You got f***ing Battlefront! I love that game!" he exclaims. "You can get mods for it!" he said.
"Mods?" I said.
"Yeah, there's this one where you can be a Jedi!" he exclaims. He handed me a paper with a website on it."Go here," he says. "It's the best mod ever."
Later, when I drove home, I thought "My friend acted weird back there...Its like he just stalked me in the bathroom"
I stopped home and went into my room where my laptop was...And installed the game. It worked fine, a little laggy, but it worked fine. I finally got bored and went to the website my friend gave me. It was a porn website with a...Oh wait, that was just a ad. A download button appeared: the file was 8 gb! I said in my head. It was shady looking, it looked cartoonish, like a 5 year old made it.
I heard a noise from my headphones. It was a slow choir singing silent night, while this was not creepy by itself, there was a creepy background of bob marley praying. This having nothing to do with Star Wars, I clicked download, and it finished right away.
"Strange" I said. 
It shut down my computer, I had to reformat it. I angrily threw the game at the wall and reformatted the computer. 2 MONTHS LATER I woke up on the couch and saw something behind the couch. It was Battlefront. I moaned and took it to my computer. I turned it around to find a piece of paper with a link on it. I started the game up. When I installed it, it just showed a sprite of a dead stormtrooper. But I noticed something: bits of his clothing and armor were disappearing. I closed it down and went to YouTube, to read some funny comments. I loved the comments that said: "If slenderman was real then he bash my head onto the keyboarrdghashjdash."
It got a lol out of me every time. I felt something breathing on my neck, but I did not see anything.
I felt something grab my neck and pulled me down to the floor. It was my friend, he was choking me!
"YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE LINK MATT WHY WHY WHY!?" I punched him In the face as I grabbed my gun ready to shoot him. I woke up, I was in some sort of prison cell. ...
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