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Reasons God Exists

Throughout history we've been asked to find evidence as to whether or not God exists, now that we've entered the 21st century it seems that the world is turning to Science for answers and in danger of losing faith altogether we must come up with valid reasons as to why God exists - without question or error.
Luckily we have managed to do just that, so sit back and be amazed as we bring you the reasons God exists.
== We Survived The Ice Age ==
God must exist if only for the fact that we managed to survive the Ice Age, human beings are not known to be the most intelligent of creatures and surely such a cataclysmic event would of wiped our ancestors out had it not been for the divine glory of our God.
Wait, what do you mean the Ice Age was a lie? Oh yes I forgot - 20,000 years ago is widely known to predate the creation of our Earth (which is only 10,000 years young).
== Jesus Said So ==
Jesus Christ was almost definitely a real figure of history and he was also of the position that God existed - in fact he believed so strongly that he named himself the son of God and established one of the largest religions in the world as a result: faced with great prejudice throughout his life he ultimate gave his life for his faith.
Almost everything Jesus said was true so this must also be true - because if Jesus said it was real who are we to question him?
== The Bible Tells Us It's True ==
The Bible states from the beginning that God is real and as we all know the bible is filled with unquestionable facts even science must admit defeat to, this book is looked upon as the heart of most of the world's great religions and has proved us with centuries of comfort and wisdom (we try to forget the whole war, terrorism and occassional blood libel thing..)
== If It's Popular It Must Be Correct ==
The vast majority of the world still believes in some sort of God - it is an almost universal fact that if a concept is popular it must also be correct, thus this single reason alone blows away almost all opposition.
In short of God doesn't exist how can you explain so many people believing in him? are you going to risk being like that nerd at High School nobody talks to? go on - believe.. everyone else is doing it (don't let those graphs depicting a decline in faith fool you either)
== Intolerance ==
God has long been associated with intolerance, he has asked his followers to smite the wicked and destroy what displeases him - although some would argue this reason is flawed and at odds with modern day teachings we would say "nein" - for God is an angry God and he has shown his existence by keeping humanity intolerant of one another for centuries.
What? you say that this is actually more a reason for Satan existing than God? well that just shows that you must be a sinner..
== The Voice In My Head Says It's True ==
Although many may find the last reason to be unorthodox I feel the need to say it regardless, the voice in my head tells me God exists and the voice is always right.. the voice is always right.. the voice is always right.. the voice is always...
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Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

Recep Tayyip Erdoğan (also known as "Reis" in Turkey and "Ricard Dexer Shawn" on social media) is the demigod president-sultan of the New Ottoman Empire . He ascended to the throne ehm... sorry elected as president in 2018 but he was at the centre of Turkish politics since 2002 when he was first elected as the prime minister.
==The tale of an emperor==
65 years ago a demigod was born some say when he was born there were two moons some say all the wolves in the area roared as he was getting out but we all know that when he was born the vilayet of Rize prospered with wealth.He was a very smart child. At the of 6 he rediscovered the theory of relativity,at the age of 10 he mastered all of science and got bored out so he started football.
===Everyone has the start somewhere===
When Reis started football everyone noticed that he was very talented. After playing for three months he already scored more goals than all of Ronaldo and Messi combined. Then he was sold to Kasımpaşa the best football team on the universe (so good that it is banned from the champions league to allow competition thats probably why you don't know it! ) at the price of 999999999 kuwaiti dinars that's line 999999999999 euros.Then he carried the team on his back so much that they almost won the league if he wasnt hospitalized but that's s good in its own way. 
==Education==
The Turkish demigod emperor Erdoğan is known for having thousands of diplomas from the best universities in the universe! He knows all modern and ancient languages and can speak all fluently. 
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Recipe For Disaster

==Ingredients==
The classic recipe for disaster calls for the following ingredients:
* 1 egg
* ⅔ cup of olive oil
* ¼ cup of vinegar
* ½ tablespoons of salt
* ½ teaspoon of politics
* 1 suspicious bearded man
* mutual distrust to taste
==Steps==
# Separate the yolk from the white of the egg. Allow the yolk to sit at room temperature for 48 hours.
# Combine the yolk with the salt, olive oil and vinegar.
# Add the politics. All hell should break loose. Due to all hell breaking loose, the mixture should now be hot enough to cook the egg white. Add the egg white.
# Allow egg white to begin cooking before adding your suspicious bearded man.
Sprinkle with mutual distrust. Serve warm. No seriously, serve it while its still warm, or it will rapidly become too hot to handle. You want to be out of there before the disaster finishes cooking.
==Serving suggestions==
A delightful chicken salad can be made from the above mixture. Blanche chicken breast for approximately 30 seconds. After cooling, dice the chicken into 1-inch cubes. Mix the chicken with the Disaster. Add capers and celery to this mixture. Add several tablespoons of salt. Serve with multiple glasses of beer and wine. Children love this! (Especially the beer and wine)
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Recording

Recording is the art of making sure your ugly goddamn voice can be heard for all of eternity.
==History==
It all started in 1857 when Édouard-Léon Scott de Martinville invented the phonautograph which recorded sound and wrote it on smoke darkened paper as squiggly lines. Unfortunately no one knew how to play the sound until the 1870s, which gave many audiographer's children nightmares.
==See also==
* Writing
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Recto-Lube: The Brand You Love

Founded on May 11th, 479 BC, Recto-Lube: The Brand You Love™ is the world's foremost brand of anal lubrication products and maritime protection. With its origins in the foothills of Mount Olympia in Ancient Greece, it has grown from humble beginnings providing Greek athletes reason to live, to the world's best firm for working mothers.
==Exponential growth==
The growth of this company can be modelled using y=e^x + 7x - 5
Once a small, family-owned business operating out of a small shack serving only passing athletes, the firm has slowly grown to the epitome of corporate America. The following reasons, in no particular order, are to blame.
*The Great Depression turned many people to the orientation requiring Recto-Lube's main product.
*The advent of Feudalism in post-Roman Britain left a gap in the market for maritime protection, which Recto-Lube could easily fill with its subsidiary, the US Coastguard.
*From 1991–2010, George Omalley, Co. Dublin in Ireland served as CEO. He has been quoted as saying "Recto-Lube changed my life with its medium-to-low viscosity and high profit margins. Also the benefits package."
*Gaining a permanent seat on the United Nations Security Council (UNSC) through its gory but fundamentally justified occupation of France.
==Recto-Lube as a conglomorate==
Now at the forefront of the world's largest consumer goods corporation, with brands including:
*Recto-Lube
*Cucumbers
*Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition
*The US Coastguard
*Captain Pissgums "Dry Dock Lube"
==As an uncontrollable monopolistic tyrant==
With annual revenue vastly in excess of the gross income of a single mother on welfare, this monolithic corporation threatens to ruin the very fabric of our society, and as such its destruction is the second most important objective of the A-Team (their first objective is pitying fools).
With reference to Recto-Lube's position in world politics, Oscar Wilde was, regrettably, unavailable for comment.
==See also==
*Vaseline
*Greece
*Oscar Wilde
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* Mr winkler is GAY
* That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
* Benson
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Red Fairies

Red Fairies are native to Mexico, although colonies have been reported in other places such as Canadia, Pennsyltucky and Texas. Ranging from about a half inch to three inches in size, Red Fairies are the smallest of the common Fairy. Red Fairy season is fairly short, typically beginning in late June and continuing only until late August.
Red Fairies are less sexually voracious than Green Fairies, however they are still very plentiful in the wild. Red Fairies are also the only breed of fairy that will successfuly mate in captivity, provided copius amounts of wine and Barry White music is available.
Red Fairies congregate in their fairy rings on May Day, Labor Day, and Fairy Socialist Laborer's Pixie Dust Day, and they like dancing with hammers and sickles. While Stalin is said to have had Red Fairies as pets, Krushchev denied the allegations in 1961. Nonetheless, Red Fairies say they aren't Communists, despite all evidence to the contrary.
== Common Uses ==
Red Fairies are perhaps the most versitle of the fairies, having several important roles both within the world of cuisine and outside it. Primarily, Red Fairies have a striking taste. In contrast to the mild flavor of Green Fairies, Red Fairies have a spicy, zesty flavor not entirely unlike a jalapeno or habanero pepper. Red Fairies can liven up just about any dish, and are a staple of South American food. Red Fairies can be enjoyed raw, or to enhance their natural zest, by roasting with an oven or Solar Death Ray.
== Other Uses ==
Additionally, Red Fairies are mildly hallucinogenic. Though determined by some "doctors" to have a legitimate use as an effective source of pain relief from Glaucoma, ground Red Fairies (misleadingly known as "pixie dust" or simply "dust") have replaced Ecstasy as the club drug of choice for many a young raver.
== Interesting Facts ==
In 1988 the harvest of Red Fairies was banned entirely by Mexico due to fears of over-harvesting; this decision was later overturned after Arnold Schwarzenegger single-handedly invaded the nation and executed its "girlie men" (his words). When asked about it later, Arnold stated "It [was] the most difficult [decision] I've made in my entire life, except the one I made in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax." 
An adult Red Fairy can be used as a substitute for pepper spray or mace, if need be. Simply grasp the Fairy firmly with one hand, aim its rear end towards the face area of the attacker and give it a good squeeze with your other hand. The intense burning sensation that results will incapacitate even the strongest would-be attacker.
In recent years, deaths while harvesting Red Fairies have declined by more than 43%, after the introduction of spells.
== See Also ==
* Fairies
* Green Fairies
* Blue Fairies
* Elton John
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Red Falcon

thumb|Red Falcon, protector of the Proletariat
Red Falcon, illustrious leader of the people, rose to power in the early 1930's as the creator of modern communism, a plan he called The New Deal. Spreading the doctrines of socialism with a tender yet firm hand, he was the main destructor of the Bourgeoise during The War On Imperialism. Using the courageous FalCong to attack the hamfisted, stumbling borders of capitalism, Red Falcon is one of the greatest communist leaders the world has ever seen.
==The War On Imperialism==
Using the advanced war tactics of sending troops continuously to the left to counteract capitalists march towards the far, FAR right, Red Falcon's troops were considered the elite of the elite of the elitest socialist warriors. These enlightened foes gladly sacrificed their lives in often vain attempts to run into the capitalist pigs that threatened world freedom. Red Falcon's ideas of using legions of willing warriors, giant mutant turtles, and heavy metal music to defeat the Huns of "democracy" are still used today, as seen under the Kim Jong Il administration.
==The Death of Red Falcon==
Our Sentinel fell, finally, after many a stalwart battle, to capitalist parasites that invaded his very bowels to attack his heart, made of pure Courage and yet not strong enough to turn back the march of fascism. Weep for him, oh People, and yet take heart, for the barbarian hordes shall be turned back at the gates, we shall march on victorious, and all shall know the true love of Big Brother! Neo City will be ours! Neo City will be ours! NEO CITY WILL BE OURS!
==Links for Great Justice==
*The War On Individualists
*The War On Imperialism
==Other Famous Communist Icons==
*Lenin
*Kim Jong Il
*Joseph Stalin
*Mario Mario
*Red Foxx
*Red Skelton
*Red Green
*Red Dead Revolver
*Yoko Ono
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Red Forman

Red "Shut the hell up or I'll stick my foot up your ass" Forman was spawned from pure rage and hatred and no one, not even God Almighty knew the date and place of his birth.
The sight of Red Forman in all his fury is enough to send a battalion of highly trained Communist North Korean Soldiers on its knees and cry for their slanted eyed mommas for help.
==History and Origin==
Red Forman did not undergo birth, childhood and puberty. He materialized as the form we see today - an adult, no hair and all the fury that can scare the living crap out of stupid teenagers and hippies. Red Forman kicked the living crap out of the hippies during the 70's, and brought forth the era of peace and prosperity known as the 80's.
==Military Service==
The United States government recruited Red Forman during the Korean war because communists wanted to take over the whole of South East Asia. Red Forman answered the call of duty to eliminate all of the things that are lame and gay.
Unknown to the Allies, Communist Jesus recruited the service of the Korean Armed Forces to fight his battle for him, and they are extremely well prepared in battlefield tactics because they are playing Warcraft and Counter-Strike every hour of every day.
This caught the United States Army by surprise and the war ended in a stalemate when Red Forman landed in Inchon. Red Forman stood in the middle of the battlefield, drew a line on the ground and shouted "If any of you slant eyed dumbasses cross this line, I swear to God, I'll personally put my foot up your kimchi smelling communist asses!!!". This scared the crap out of the Koreans and agreed to a truce. The line that Red drew on the ground is now known as the 38th parallel.
==Political Leanings==
200px|thumb|right|An extremely rare photo of Red Forman smiling. He's smiling because he thinks you are a dumbass.
Red Forman is a Republican. Why? Because Democrats are all hippies and gaywads and wouldn't know when and how to defend themselves if an enemy bit them in the ass. If, during 9-11, Red were President of the U.S.A., the entire Middle East would have been levelled. The rubble would have envied the debris, and the entire Taliban and Al-Qaeda would all have a foot up their asses, because President Forman takes no shit from anybody.
But noooooo! America loves the politically-correct-let's-understand-their-cause-Richard-Gere crap Red Forman hated so much. As a result, America's ass is being kicked by the Iraqis and Al Qaeda because the majority of Americans became gay.
As of the moment, Red Forman has yet to declare all of the citizens of America to be dumbasses.
==See also==
*That '70s Show
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Red Rain

Red Rain, 'Flood Rainstorm, Blood Rain (abbreviation: Red Rain, Flood Rain ,Blood Rain) is a kind of rain that will flood the coastal areas. The red rain has a lot of rain, but its power and damage are not as strong as Yellow Rain, and although the rain is red and bloody, But in fact, rainwater is very clean, so clean that you can drink it without filtering, and it can also purify the air. It is simply a super savior in areas with drought and severe air pollution.
==Conditions for red rain==
*When the number of people and animals who commit suicide and kill reaches a certain number, it will rain red.
*When there is Yellow Rain, there will be red rain.
*When the area is so dry that there is almost no water, it will rain red.
==when will it rain red==
*When Yellow Rain has been raining for a while, it will rain red.
*When the river turns red, it's time to prepare for red rain.
==See also==
*HKO
*yellow Rain
*Black Rain
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Red eye

Red eye is a serious medical condition of the eyeballs which has irritated and annoyed Mankind ever since the beginning of time itself. The modern diagnosis of this near-fatal disease became possible only with the development of Kodak™ colorized film and the exploding light bulb. 
==Medieval history==
In medieval history, the disease was known as Ye Evil Eye, and was oft attributed to demonic possession brought about by clinical masturbation. Old-fashioned treatments included things such as fervent prayer, application of live leeches directly to the affected area, or the drilling of small holes into the sides of the eyeballs with hand-held electric drills for the purpose of allowing sundry evil spirits and alarming quantities of excess blood to spurt out. 
When the private possession of demons and power tools was finally outlawed by all civilized nations in 1903, the incidence of red eye in the general public skyrocketed dramatically. This counter-intuitive result prompted the United States Federal Government to take drastic emergency measures, such as throwing enormous amounts of taxpayer money at the problem.
==Classic symptoms of red eye==
*Drunken behavior
*Insomnia
*Scary red eyes
*Elevated levels of photogenicity
*Emitting powerful laser beams
*Speaking in tongues
*Watching Fox News from 3 a.m. to 4 a.m.
==Sensitivity to environmental stimuli==
Victims of red eye usually display extreme sensitivity to environmental stimuli, such as blinding strobe lights and sudden loud popping noises. Recent unethical medical experiments also demonstrated that they are also strongly affected by wavelengths much farther down into the infrared part of the electromagnetic spectrum, such as microwaves. Direct exposure to intense microwave radiation often cause red-eyed sufferers to scream incessantly and claw at their inflamed bleeding eyes, which only exacerbates their pitiful condition.
==Prevalence and denial==
Today, in spite of the medical community's best efforts, the unrelenting plague of red eye is continuing to increase amongst babies and young children alike. Many misinformed parents of infected children are in a state of abject denial, and surreptitiously falsify photographic proof of their children's grievous affliction with powerful image-editing software.
==See also==
*Green thumb
*Blue ball
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Red light

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=GREEN=
Ah, a GREEN light. Green lights always get me in a good mood. A mood to help humanity through their struggles. I always feel good with green lights. They help me through the bad times, and in fact, my family says I beat them less often the more green lights I come to.
=YELLOWISH GREEN=
NO, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I just had a horrible day at work, with people demanding papers and so forth! You can't do this. Not now, you asshole! Okay, never mind. I can still make it. It's like, a block away.
=GREENISH YELLOW=
NO, REALLY! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! Oh, okay, I get the game you're playing you damn light. You think I'm gonna slow down for a greenish yellow light? Nah, it's still basically a block away.
=YELLOWISH YELLOW=
OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE NO! Okay, okay, maybe I was too drastic? I'll make a deal with you, please, let me make a deal with you! I swear I'll stop beating my kids, okay? I swear on my mother's grave! Oh man, it's still half a block away: who cares.
=YELLOW=
OH SHIT, OH SHIT! OKAY, so I lied! My mom's not dead! Please have mercy, God! Okay, how about this? I swear I won't think any more bad thoughts, okay? I won't even think them, just please make this light green! If I just speed up, I can make this light.
=GOLDENROD=
OH JESUS SHITBALLS! I swear to you, Jesus, and Buddha, and Satan (don't want to make anyone angry) that I will never do anything illegal ever again. I'll stop seeing Spider, okay? I will stop being a Xanax fiend if you JUST MAKE THIS LIGHT GREEN. I'M GOING 80 NOW, SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL.
=ORANGE=
OH SLIPFUCK CRAP! NO, this isn't happening. I'm sorry, okay? I'm really sorry this time. I wish I could bring that hobo back to life, but who are we kidding? Please, lord, MAKE IT GREEN BEFORE I HIT THE LIGHT, OKAY? 90 DOES NOT LEND ITSELF WELL TO COLLISIONS.
=ORANGE-ISH RED=
SON OF A BITCH! I'm not THAT BAD a person, AM I, LORD? I know today I was bad, but I'm not evil all the time, right?! Okay, get a hold of yourself, get a hold of yourself: I can still make it, if I push this hatchback to... maximum overdrive.
=CRIMSON=
OH SHITHOLYMARYFUCKDAMN! OKAY! I'M SORRY! I WILL BRING THAT HOBO BACK TO LIFE IF YOU JUST HELP ME WITH THIS ONE THING, OKAY? THAT'S ALL. I swear I'll bring myself before the mercy of the court for my cannibalism, okay, IF YOU WOULD JUST MAKE IT GREEN BEFORE I HIT THE LIGHT! A HUNDRED N' TEN IS FAST ENOUGH, DON'T YOU THINK?
=DEEPEST, DARKEST BLOOD RED=
Ah, jeez. Screw you, God! You know how long lights are downtown?
THE END...
OR IS IT?
Yeah, it is.
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