Dexter's Lab: Secret Episode

I am very huge dexers laboratory fan. But what most beings don't know in 1999,I saw wierd epsiode never seen before. My family got DirecTV with the alot package. One day I was sitting on couch in the Theater room. everyone was gone so I decided to have my sorrund sound on decent volume. I was enjoying shows on Nickelodeon when I realized I could watch that cartoon network I've been hearing about now. Scooby Doo was just finishing the announcer said "Dexter's Laboratory is up next" I got so excited because it was a grate show. After booring commercials ,the Cartoon Cartoons intro came on. but this time in stead of dexter coming out and saying the thing, nothing happen for 35 seconds. then static appeared. The episode then showed the normal intro with a TV-Y square thingy in the corner. "Hmmm I thought,this is not specially for kids." but I shrugged it off the intro played normal until the part wear deedee plug in the plug that shockz dexer.  there was loud static and then the TV immediately switched to decter staring at me with blood eyes. then it went to the title card: The Last Straw. The picture show Dexter with evil smile  and DD with x eyes the music was extra scary and loud this time,I was freaked out but I thought nothing of it, as the show can get tense at times. episode then went to where Dexter in his lab. "Ahh what a fine day for science" Dester said . Daydee cum in and brake Dexter's computer. Dexter was mad at her he yelled at her but instead of yelling at her in his normal angry Russian accent he had a very demonic tone. "GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY DEEDEE OR I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT". "My God" I thought, I know I said before that Dexter wasn't spicfically children's program but this was violent language. But it seems as if Deedee wasn't bothered by it DD said "Fine I'll leave you alone you fucking asshole" She stormed out of the lab. "Oh I'm so tired of her" Dexter said "This is the last straw!" "I will make sure she never comes into my laboratory ever again" instead of the normal  dramatic Dexter's laboratory music the music this time was way more distorted than usual and also the screen had a slight tint of red. Then it cut to the same picture of Dexer staring at me with blood eyes from the beginning of the episode. He began to open his mouth and I could hear nothing but loud static and my surround sound speakers  suddenly were on max volume It was hurting my ears. I could not find the remote but when I did The batteries were died. I was forced to watch the rest of it. The episode went normal again but this time It night time and dd were sleep. The camera then zoomed out the showed an evil shadow of Deser with red blood eyes. He emerged from the shadows he had his special kill DeeDee laser pointed at her fourhead "I told you I would never let you back in my lab NOW DIE" Dexter fire the laser. hyper realistic brain matter and intestines when everywhere. and blood. Dexter stood on top of DD's corpse and said "I am the king". The episode ended. The normal credits song was playing but the opera singer was very angry this time. instead of the Purple Credits background, it was a red background with Dexter holding DD's body she had x eyes. The part where it said the date it said 1922 hannaberaba produckionz. It then showed a cweepy Hanna-Barbera logo. The same picture of Dexter with the blood eyes appeared in the oval. Then the Hanna-Barbera text changed to Hebrew text that translates to "death is our only release". then the cartoon cartoons outro played but instead The blue background and of someone saying "cartoon cartoon!" It  background was blood red and said in a stanic voice "DIE NOW DIE NOW!" Also the jingle sound was very distorted and i could hear someone faintly screaming after the trumpet sound. The TV immediately exploded after. I I now have nightmares about Dexter killing me. One night I woke up from one nightmare sweating and I turned around and it was HIM!!!!!! He looked at me with large knife and killed me. I am now a ghost writing this never watch This episode of Dexter's laboratory you will suffer the same fate as me. 
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