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Attack of the mutant spiders

Hello my name Is Jake Comer and If you found this camera listen carefully. I recently broke up with my girlfriend and I was trying to find a good place to settle down. Then I found an apartment In Illinois. Two weeks later I finished unpacking. Then when I got home from work the landlord told me about a spider he saw last night at his house. He said it was 3 to 4 feet long. I was skeptical because no known spider can reach that size. I went to mcdonalds and when I went in the parking lot I hit something. I thought It was a deer then when I got a closer look it was a large spider. I went to get the landlord to show him. But i found his bloody body dead on the reception desk and there was a pistol in his hand. Then another big spider showed up with blood on its legs and fangs. It lunged at me but I took the landlords pistol and shot It twice in the eyes and It stopped moving. I rushed upstairs to the apartment rooms. There was nobody in sight there were no lights then I was being chased by another spider. I ran to my apartment room and the spider was on my tail. I finally got in the room shut the door behind me and locked It. The spider was banging on the door trying to get In. I waited an hour and the banging stopped. So I assumed the creature left. I turned on the TV and watched the news to find out what's going on. They said the town was being attacked by 4 foot mutant spiders. Then I looked out the keyhole of the door and there was a woman outside. She had a large spider bite on her leg and a bloody cut on her face. she banged on the door begging me to let her In. Then one of the spiders came and stabbed her in the stomach three times with its fangs and the basterd dragged her away in darkness. Then they broke trough the windows and I hid in the bathroom. So if you found this get help oh god they broke in oh god.
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Attack on Titan Is a Flawed Anime

As a big fan of Attack on Titan, one big plot hole that has always bugged me from the first episode is the exclusion of genitals. As titans are very clearly based on humans, and canonically are created from humans, why did Isayama decide to exclude Titan genitals? I am not a homo, (I have 2 girl friends) but seeing Eren transform into a titan with a 12 foot long cock as the people of Marley watch in horror would easily made this anime my favorite of all time. I think we should cancel Isayama on Twitter and get him to realize his mistake and redraw every single one of his previous chapters accurately.
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Attempted

I shakingly stood on the top of a chair,
Shocked, with not a breath of air,
As I slowly faded away from life,
I thought of my friends, my kids, my wife,
As my vision grew darker and darker,
The pain was just an indefinite marker,
When it faded to completely black,
There was nothing left that I lack,
I should be happy, away from life,
but the pain was too large to strife,
I wish I never did it, I wish I stayed afloat,
But now I'm in darkness, with no power to gloat,
I wish what I heard was real, I wish it existed,
But that was not, and I was forever omitted.
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Attract 587502

Thunder rumbles outside his home, a blue house with powerful Tympole guarding the door. A steady electric sound beats slowly, accompanied by the slow sloshing of water. The original Lavender Town theme plays silently on a radio in a much less scary way – like something you'd expect more from a circus than the home of Cress's older brother. Inside his establishment, the owner of the house, named Cunami, takes out a Master Ball, which is a black shade of greenish-purple and redish-pink in the light of the moon.
"Come out, Hypno. It is time." Cunami holds up the unusually colored device of a Pokeball variation, and a Hypno comes out of it in less than a nanosecond.
Cunami stays silent for several seconds, then directs his hand towards a door behind him, saying, "It is time for you, too." The door slowly opens, revealing a Dewott and an Emolga inside the closet the door leads to. They come out with irritated looks on their faces.
"Hypno, do your thing." Hypno slowly rocks his watch. The Dewott's eyes turn red. Once the Hypno rotates, the Emolga's eyes turn red as well. Cunami smiles at the eyes of the hypnotized Pokemon. "Enter the machine," he says as he points to an oversized record player. The hypnotized Pokemon follow his orders. Cunami then puts TM45 on the record player. The record player starts almost immediately.
Once the record is over, the record player automatically turns off. "Exit." The hypnotized Pokemon come out. Cunami smiles again and says, "Use Attract on each other." The Emolga and Dewott summon floating hearts and send them towards each other. A pink aura makes sight of the two impossible. After 20 long minutes, the aura fades, and both Pokemon are revealed to be infatuated. Between them are many Pokemon eggs. The Pokemon had bred out of love. In fact, they were still making eggs.
Cunami smiles more and says, "Yes! I will soon have a Pokemon army of water and electricity. The water they'll produce will heighten the power of the sparks. When they all learn Water Gun, I shall defeat almost every new trainer!" He pauses, then says, "But 'almost every new trainer' is not enough for me. I want to defeat all trainers - new, old, and everyone in between." He walks out of the room. A minute later, two of the Pokemon eggs hatch. The baby Pokemon that come out of them look as expected: combinations of Emolga and Oshawott. One says "Emoshawotta!". The other uses Water Gun upwards. The electrified water produced from the move goes through the roof, and hits a wild, flying Tranquil. The Tranquil falls onto the roof of Cunami's house, fainted and wet, surrounded with AC and DC sparks.
Click here for the sequel
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Audio ID 1

If you are reading this, NEVER listen to audio ID 1.
I have been playing ROBLOX for 2 years. I was exploring different sounds in the ROBLOX sound library when one sound caught my eye. It's name was "1", when I clicked on it I could see in the URL that the sound ID was 1.
I hit the play button to hear what it sounded like but it was just silence. I figured it was one of those sounds that someone had just posted with no sound on it. But the odd fact is that the sound was listed as an hour long, which goes over ROBLOX's time limit for sounds.
I thought it was an odd glitch and resumed playing some games on the page. Everything seemed normal at first but none of the games had any sounds. I made sure my volume was up and sound worked on other sites, so this must have been some ROBLOX glitch. I reported it to the forums, and somebody answered with, "When did sound last work?"
I replied with, "When I was browsing the sound library, it stopped working when I listened to a sound called "1", which was just silence."
They never responded.
At the time I was quite a noob so I didn't know how the site worked, and I just shrugged it off as a glitch. I decided having no sound wasn't much of a problem, but when I joined the game my ears felt like they were going to explode.
All I heard was children screaming and shouting inaudible words, some crying and some sounded insane. I turned my volume down as low as possible and left the game. I was filled with horror at that exact moment. The sound continued and I realized the sound had been coming from the house.
I locked the door to my room and hid in my bed. The screaming went on and I woke up with a jolt.
"Was, was that a nightmare?"
I went to my parent's bedroom to check on them, but they were gone.
I went to my friend's house, but he was gone.
The world around me seemed empty.
Except for one person..
..or thing.
It lept at me, faster than Usain Bolt. It scratched me right in the heart, I could see it holding my heart in it's claws, and then I woke up. MY house was filled with blood, my entire family was on the ground laying in a pool of their own blood with multiple claw marks on their chests. I ran.
Never have I run so fast in my life. Every now and then I can see the creature peering at me through the window, or through a crevice, and every now and then I can hear the loud screaming. I always feel like I am being watched, which is why I can never stay in the same place for three days. I am constantly on the move, living in hotels and covering every possible place it could peer at me.
If you see the sound called "1" DO NOT LISTEN TO IT.
It's in.
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August 29th, 1968

On August 29th, 1968, all televisions in America shut down. There was a murmuring on the TV, that some believe was the devil's voice.
The televisions were off for about 25 seconds. No one knows what the issue was and no one was what the sound was from the TVs.
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Australia

I WENT ON THE SHIP, GOT OUT, AND DECIDED TO RELAX ON THE BEACHES WHEN I REALIZED AUSTRALIA DOESN'T EXIST AND I WAS DROWNING IN WATER. I QUICKLY GOT BACK ON MY SHIP BUT THE FBI CAME AND BLEW MY SHIP UP BECAUSE AUSTRALIA IS AREA 51
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Australia Is Not Real

Australia is not real. It was made up by lizard people to sell kangaroo toys to children.
Firstly, I have never met anyone from Australia in person. I thought I should get that out of the way.
Secondly, Australia makes no sense at all!! The lizards can't even keep their story straight. Is Australia a country? Or is it a continent? Is it an island? Is it all of them? Not to mention that they didn't even give Australians their own language, they just made them speak English and changed the accent a little. Tolkien put more effort into the Elves of Middle-Earth than the lizards put into the Australians of Australia.
Their excuse for why Australians speak English is that the English sent dangerous criminals to Australia during the colonial era, as punishment. Excuse me? How could a bunch of criminals found a country with a formal government? The concept is completely ridiculous. This complete lack of any logic or reason in the history of Australia lines up perfectly with the fact that there is NO GREAT LITERATURE from Australia. The lizards are obviously very poor writers, so of course they couldn't fake any such great works. Everything fits into place.
Not to mention that the animals seem less like real creatures, and more like inane concepts conjured by a child's unbridled and uninformed imagination-- or an alien lizard, largely unfamiliar with the ecosystems of our planet. A mammal that has a bill and lays eggs? A bipedal, jumping deer, with a built-in storage slot? I would sooner accept Santa Claus as part of reality, than entertain the thought of the existence of these strange beasts for one second!
"What about the Australians I see on social media?"
They are all bots. Simple. All of them are fake accounts run by neural networks. To be frank, they aren't even very convincing. They constantly post about Christmas in the middle of summer!
"What about Australian youtubers, like medieval arms enthusiast 'Shadiversity' or artist 'Jazza'? How do you explain their existence?"
They are actors paid by the lizards. SIMPLE. Shadiversity commonly makes false statements in his videos; meanwhile, Jazza's great capability with creative work makes him a very capable liar. Neither can be trusted, not in the slightest.
"But I personally know someone from Australia!"
Burn down your house, escape into the countryside and make sure not to leave a trail. Buy a fake ID with a new name, get plastic surgery to change your face, and burn off your fingerprints. It will be difficult, but you still have a chance to escape.
"I'm Australian! Are you saying I don't exist?"
Yes.
In conclusion, Australia is no more real than the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, or New Zealand. Anyone who says otherwise is being deluded by lizards, and likely has a brain comparable to that of a beetle.
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Australian Horror Story

G'day, mate, today I'm going to tell you about something scary that appened the other day, so I had arrived home and parked my 1980 Toyota Hilux outside of my house, I had entered my house, patted my Kangaroo, Billy, and went to make some Milo, but there was no Milo!
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AutumnWinds (A Roblox Creepypasta)

Her place, enif, is said to cause insanity, well for others
it does not effect them, but here is the story of how enif and autumnwinds came to be.
AutumnWinds, as her username is called, had shown up on the front page only once, for a record of 4 minutes, her place, enif being there. Only few out of the many who went there, posted forum pages about how it caused them to think they wanted to kill themselves. Well I can't explain what is exactly there, I can tell you, you take a huge risk of you go there.
She is fear.
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Average Debate

"Thank you for having me on, my first question would be what are your thoughts on women's rights to have an abortion?"
Debater: "WELL, that's a very interesting QUESTION, SIR. Before I get started, did you know that there's a GREAT REPLACEMENT?"
Reporter: "...Sir, that's- not-"
Debater: "I didn't think so, LEFTIST. Now back to your question- 'should women be allowed to MURDER and SHOOT innocent BABIES and CHILDREN?"
Reporter: "Sir, that's not what my orig-"
Debater: "OBVIOUSLY not. Now according to the UNIVERSITY of LIFE, there once was a FARMER who had a DOG, and Bingo was his name-o. Do you know how to spell it?"
Reporter: (silence)
Debater: "B-I-N-G-O. And Bingo was his name-o."
(Stares reporter in the eye; has not blinked since the asked question)
"B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, B, I, N G O, And Bingo was his name-o."
Reporter: (Visibly taken aback) "Sir, this is ridiculo-"
(The conservative crowd begins laughing and shouting and singing)
All: "And Bingo was his name-o!"
(The 'debate king' shouting as the curtains close,) "Another CUCK LEFTIST DESTROYED! BAZINGA!"
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Average Italian Day

I wake up to the sound of Pavarotti's rendition of Nessun Forma blasting from my gramophone, while my busty wife opens the curtains so that I can take in the view of the leaning tower of Pisa. As I walk down the stone steps of the 13th century farm where we live, I can see my big chested wife already has a full spread ready for me: espresso and a pack of cigarettes. I down it in one while lighting the first cig and off I go on my vespa, ready for work. As I cruise past the Colosseo I light another cigarette with the one I already have in my mouth and I'm ready for my espresso with the colleagues at the bar around the corner from the office.
I sign in and it's 12, so time for lunch. Off we got to the trattoria for a 5 course meal: pasta, pasta, grigliata mista, pesce, caffè e ammazzacaffè. You know, gotta keep it light. Then it's time to take our cigarettes for a stroll by piazza san marco. 3 espressos later we're back in the office, so do 30 mins of work and it's time for our mid afternoon cigarette but this time we go to the terrace so we can take in the wonderful view of mount Vesuvius.
It's then time for aperitivo. Back on the vespa, wizz by the Uffizi gallery while smoking and here we go, a nice mixed platter of cured meats while we wait for my generously titted wife to get dinner ready.
Then it's time for pizza, 3/4 bottles of wine, limoncello and everyone is shouting I should get out the mandolino and perform the latest hit, o' Sole mio. The crowd goes wild, they throw their cigarettes in the air and it's time for bed. We all down our amaro and off they go on their lambrettas. At this point it's time for a snack before bed, maybe a cigarette while my wife's humongous melons swing as she cleans the house and kisses me good night.
And so I drift off, thinking about tomorrow as we start our 3 months government mandated holiday. Life is good.
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Average YouTuber Apology

I'm gonna try to get through this video without crying but, I need to address this and take accountability. To all my pogchamps and pissbabies, I'm sorrypilled. To all the himbo simps and normie incels, F in the chat. I horny posted on main, and that was cringecore to say the least. I'm working hard to stop being a shitlib sigma cumlord. I'm working hard every day to be the turbo charged mommy dom gamer girl that I know that I can be. In the past, I've been on power cringe mode, but I'm built different now. I'm based and chadpilled, and I hope you all can see that. I need a big cope. My vibes have apology energy right now. And I just hope you guys are forgivenesspilled.
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Ayyliens from lmao

Something magical, but twisted, happened to me.
While smoking weed and eating shrooms with my best friend, we heard a loud noise come from my backyard. We were too stoned to know what was going on, so we ignored it. Then we randomly went to our backyard to get more of our supplies, and there it was. It was a spaceship. Then a tiny space dude came out of the ship. It said this:
"Ayy lmao"
We were so stoked about this little dude that we went backwards and said "woaaaah." It mimicked our reaction. I asked the dude the question.
"So... where are you from, little gray dude?"
"I am the ayylien from lmao. I have cousins"
Then more gray dudes came down from the spaceship, and greeted us with "ayy lmao."
"So, why you dudes come here on earth?"
"We cum here for 69.96 dollars of it weed, lmao," they said.
"Why buy it, when you can smoke it, duuuuueeed." My friend said.
Then the gray dudes said "duueeeed."
Then my friend said "dueeeed" again.
It was a never-ending "dueeed" fest until the ayyliens picked up the grass.
Then that's where the party happens.
It was so bad of a party that Cheech and Chong appeared to join on our grass smoking party.
"Duueed... since when did our gardeners smoke grass?"
"I dunno dude!"
Then all of the supply just disappeared. We smoked all of it, it seemed...
But so were the ayyliens...
After coming out of our high and Cheech and Ching leaving, we heard a little "ayy lmao." from the horizon.
Title created by SOMEGUY123
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Azumanga Daioh - Episode 27

I was looking on Kissanime.to for some wonderful new anime to watch, when I discovered that there was a featured anime that I hadn't seen yet! It was "Azumanga Daioh Episode 27". I thought the series had ended after episode 26, where they graduated high school, but apparently there was more than that. Since I wanted to see more of the anime, I immediately clicked on it. 
The intro played normally, but I noticed a slight buzzing noise in the background. I disregarded it. After the intro, the episode started out with Osaka sleeping in bed. The camera pans to find that Kimura-sensei (the pedophilic teacher in the series) is watching her through a window. Osaka then woke up, and saw that Kimura was outside her window. She then closed the blinds so that Kimura couldn't look in.
Then things started getting weird. There was a loud bang, and all of a sudden EVIL PATRIXXX was in the middle of Osaka's bedroom. She was pinned down, and EVIL PATRIXXX looked at her with the hyper-realistic eyes. Then Osaka's eyes slowly turned black, with hyper-realistic blood dripping out of her eyes. Then, she started shaking, and my computer blue screened. I restarted my computer, to find that my BIOS was wiped.
I decided to go outside for the first time in 7 years, and I saw that Osaka was outside my door. Then she stabbed me with a kitchen knife. I think she might have mistaken it for a frying pan, and that she wanted to hit me over the head to knock me out. But that doesn't matter now, as I'm dead from being stabbed.
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B.F.D.I.A.6.: Human Blood.

Hi, My name is David, I am a 20 year old who loves BFDI, I love it like a d. Anyway, I was Super extremely extrordionarally pissed off that bfdia is STILL on hiatus. But one day, one of my subscribers, Suitcase Is awesome 21749, Sent me a link to BFDIA 6. Strangely. It had no name, It was just called "BFDIA 6". I clicked it, and it was just a normal bfdia episode, Just before the intro, you could see bleeding eraser, and this is where the shIza hits the shit, the intro had all of the bfdia contestants, Bleeding from their eyes. This was shocking, And the sky was the same color as the blood. and the intro theme was reversed and g-majored, and I didn't know what was going on, After the intro, It was the elimination, And of course, Puffball Left. But the 6th challenge was screwed up the big ass, This challenge was to chop off arms, and be humanized, but before the arm chopping, Everyone was naked, This was freakin' weird. And after the arms got cut off, the penises were knives. And the Testicles were saw blades. They then decided to turn back into objects, and Speaker announcer returned, but he had a SUPER angry face, He always Screamed like"Hot Diggity Dang! You Penis Flarg ots piece of bloody feces!" Then Tennis Ball Flashed his Dick. And Ruby Cut it off with a chainsaw, And Tennis Ball was bleeding all over the place, Screaming in pain and crying in fear. I WENT CRAZY! I thought to myself "WHAT, THE, SHIT?!" And I never watched BFDI or any Object show ever again! Until... I was watching pokemon videos on youtube one day. Strangely, there was a recommended video called "BFDIA 6b". I was freaking terrified! I clicked on the video, and what I saw next... I can't unsee. It started at the LOL... I heard cries of pain from the eliminated contestants, and what seemed to be the laughing of Puffball.
It then went inside the LOL, and what I saw... was Puffball. She looked extremely happy, blood was all over her, and she grinned all the way slightly above her eyes. it was like this until the episode ended. I never touched a computer again.
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