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The Super Mario Bros. Movie

The Super Mario Bros. Movie is a 27 hour and 53 minute action, historical and pornographic epic featuring characters from the Super Mario Brothers video game franchise. Released in 2023, it was rated NC-17 for it's graphic sex, violence and language. The American and Angolan releases featured a neutered, toned-down and shortened PG version per the cowards at Universal Studios.
== Plot Synopsis==
At the start of the movie, Mario and Luigi are established heroes. However, they encounter a new enemy: Wario and Waluigi. After some struggle, the villains get absolutely owned. Wario and Waluigi are pissed. So, they spend the next few years building a time machine, which they use to travel back in time to murder Mario and Luigi's ancestors. However, they repeatedly fail. Their escapades include bribing Genghis Khan with intercourse, arranging the capping of certified hood gangster Ivan the Terrible, and having a multi hour conversation with Diogenes which ended in the latter's disembowelment. Eventually, Wario and Waluigi go to 1900s Italy, where they are brutally mauled by Cocaine Bear, who was sent by the mafia. Afterwards, the timeline resumes to modern day, in which Mario and Luigi first enter the Mushroom Kingdom. The last 2 hours of this movie are what constitutes the neutered American and Angolan versions, minus the sex scene between Bowser and Luigi.
==Cast==
* Chris Pratt as Mario (he's so gay!)
* Charlie Day as Luigi
*Jack Black as Bowser
*Danny DeVito as Wario
*Willem DaFoe as Waluigi
*Morgan Freeman as Yoshi
*The Rock as Koopa Kid
*Jordan Poole as Tatanga
*Nancy Pelosi as Tiny Kong
*Ben Affleck as Wrinkly Kong
==Reception==
The Super Mario Bros. Movie only made $2079000000 at the box office, which is only 693% of the movie's budget. An unfortunate flop for all involved. Critics often describe it as "Comparable to pissing Crystal meth". However, fans regard the movie as a religious, life-changing experience, some going on as to say they would sell their organs to see it again.
Category:Nintendo
Category:Movies
Category:2020s films
The Ten Commandments Of Jedi Order

The Ten Commandments of Jedi Order is a list of Jedi religious and moral values which, according to the Jedi Bible, was spoken by Yoda to Obi Wan Kenobi (Obi Wanker Nobi in British English) on Planet Degobah and engraved on two stone tablets. The terms Ten Commandments of Jedi Order generally refer to the passages Yoda 20:2-17 and Obe Wan 5:6-21. Some maintain that the laws mentioned in Yoda 34 are also a Jedi Order, commonly called the Ritual Jedi Order, which may have predated the "Ethical Dialogue" of Yoda 20 and Obe Wan 5 covered here.
== Preparations ==
According to the Jedi Bible itself, the commandments represent the solemn utterances of Yoda on Dagobah, directly revealed by Yoda to Obi Wan and then by Obi Wan to the people of Alderaan in the third month after their Yoda from Dagobah. The Alderaanians are said to have seen manifestations of divine power marked by dark and light (Yoda 19):
== Yoda's name ==
Yoda had already revealed his true name to Obe Wan in the past (Yoda 6). Now however, in (Yoda 20) Obe Wan wrote Yoda's name with the Ten Commandments of Jedi Order upon two tablets of marble:
DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL.
Category:Politics
Category:Religion
The Theory You Know Is Outdated

Basically, what The Theory You Know Is Outdated says is that, if you've just managed to grasp the basic aspects and start using a Physics Theory, there will always be a new Theory which is much more complicated than the one you've just learned which will encompass everything you theory does, plus a bunch of very specific cases involving particles that no one has ever seem and few people really care about. The old theory works perfectly fine (except for this one time when it doesn't), but once it's classified as "Outdated", it just never shines again.
The Theory You Know Is Outdated is one of the most important and up-to-date law in Physics, which is rather ironic, because as a law itself, it self breaks in a way that no one acknowledges as very wrong, but natural and perfectly believable. Imagine how people would react if Newton said "For every action, there's a equal and opposite reaction, except for your reaction from this law, which will be huge compared to my action for publishing it, so just this once I will acknowledge that my law is not correct, but from now on, it is, so go figure."
Category:Confusing, but sounds scientific
The Theory of Children Older than their Parents

The Theory of Children Older than their Parents was one of the great Isaac Newton's first theories. While not having anything to do with Physics but Biology, it is still regarded as one of the most prominent of all theories ever, to this very day...
==History of the Theory==
While surfing on Wikipedia, developing the theory of Big Beards, Isaac Newton suddenly had a vision (which he had to later decode into analogue, since his vision was in digital, and obviously the human brain cannot read digital...). This vision was that there could be children who were older than their biological mother. While technically this theory doesn't allow the child to be biologically older than their mother, it does mean that their recorded birth date is before that of their parents.
==Chance of Occurring==
The theory relies on the mother being a freak of nature and several other rare factors occurring. Because of this, the actual chance of this occurring, if the maximum amount of human intervention was executed, would be:
\frac{2.3}{49*10^{6543434}}
==The Theory==
The theory starts with two humans (although any animal would do) mating to produce a child. For this to work, the child has to be female (or a male capable of reproducing). The theory also relies upon the child being able to reproduce immediately, meaning that the child is created in a state after puberty. Before the child is born, the parents of the child are required to mate again (though, to avoid incest, you may wish to manually inject sperm from an unrelated donor). This is so that sperm created by the male parent (or donor) can enter the place where the child is, and fertilise the child's egg, making the unborn child pregnant. At this point, the original mother would be pregnant to a pregnant baby. For the theory to successfully execute, the first child must give birth before she has actually be born herself. After the 'internal' birth, the child who is still inside her grandmother must be given birth to by the grandmother before her mother is given birth to by her mother.
==What this Theory Proves==
Nothing.
==See Also==
*Isaac Newton
Category:Vexing Scientific Conundrums
Category:Reproduction
The Tiny War

The Tiny war was the smallest war in history. It was fought on September 4, 1955, some time after brunch but before tea time, between the tiny nations of Luxembourg and Bahrain over Inaccessible Island and the pig and shack thereof. Due to the logistical and tactical challenges posed by the island's small size and inaccessibility, it took several years for each side to plan the war (which was declared in 1950), while the actual fighting lasted just over an hour.
==Causes of the War==
The root cause of the war was arguably the pig. While Luxembourg claimed to be the pig's original owner, Bahrain claimed that all pigs were originally given to it by God. After World War II, America gave the pig to Bahrain in compensation for atrocities committed on Bahraini citizens during the war. However, Luxembourg would not give up its porker willingly, and so the United States occupied Inaccessible Island from 1947 to 1950. The beginning of overt hostility by the belligerents began in 1951, after the US withdrawal.
==Bahrain's Plan==
Bahrain's forces were to approach from the East by sea. A small detachment of elite troops would land at the East point and scale the perilous cliffs onto the island proper, while the ships would provide support by way of ordnance and anti-aircraft capabilities. They would then clear the area and establish a complex and experimental system of pulleys and levers to lift the 5th Bahraini armoured division up the sheer cliff face, which could then systematically make its way across the island (the armoured division, that is, not the cliff face), easily neutralizing Luxembourg resistance.
==Luxembourg's Plan==
Luxembourg High Command had planned to attack by submarine, thus taking the Bahraini forces by surprise, but after the first two years of deliberation, scrapped that plan and decided to come by air, dropping paratroopers on the island to defeat the Bahrainis by simply saturating the island with soldiers. They would then regroup Where the Pig Fell Off, and commence a systematic sweep of the island to ensure that no pockets of Bahraini resistance remained.
==What Really Happened==
Half of the Bahraini fleet was diverted by a passing pod of dolphins and didn't reach the island until eight days later. This left the Bahraini force severely crippled and unable to carry out their plans properly. Their fallback plan, improvised on the spot, included eight yards of purple cloth, a ball of string, twenty six rutting caribou and pamphlets describing a disenfranchised proletariat. These items were left on the island, and the Bahrainis immediately left to watch from a safe distance.
The record of the subsequent events was lost in the archive fire of 1992, but it appears from historical records and that book by Stephen Ambrose that neither side managed a decisive victory. Historians agree that both sides had no other choice but to concede control of the island to its native inhabitant, the pig, who lived in the shack for many years afterwards and died of natural causes in 1973. The pig was then partly cremated, and proved to be quite tasty.
Category:Wars
The Tips You Need In Regards To Your Hobby/2

No matter what your social position, age or ethnic origins may be, you can be sure that the world can offer you a thousand perspectives to investigate, people to interact with and shots to fire. If you happen to be in a possession of the right vivacity, endurance in passion and lust for knowledge, with a bit of luck you will certainly find something to fully satisfy your most inmost human desires. So keep on reading this page until the very end and sharing this post on Facebook and Twitter, as well as the rest of your social media, to obtain more tips on the angle from which to approach your hobbies.
Arguably, the most important thing to remember is that you always practice your hobby to pleasure yourself. Whether it brings you credit is another question, that shouldn’t be asked at first if you would like to progress. Some might quietly do what they enjoy the most, without ever sharing the experience with anyone else, while others might already have gained international renown by their mid-twenties. Find your own rhythm and follow it for as long as it suits you. The only rule should be to know when to stop. Going on for far too long will lose all your energy and inspiration and almost literally drain you from your creative juices.
No matter where your interests lie, you can aways find how to improve on yourself. Avoid being afraid of wasting time or material: even if it took you a hundred shots to get one right, it is still an invaluable success! Don’t despair if you have a different way of enjoying your passion than the rest of people you know. Some may seem cold, when others are ecstatic. Some make each moment as artistically intense as it could be, while some seem to go mildly about the whole process, but then you realize they’ve already penetrated everything there was to the topic. In any case, always try to go beyond the superficial and take a closer look at every detail, as the deeper you find yourself in a hobby, the more you can learn from and enjoy it.
Still, make sure you get the most out of everything you do. Find people with interests identical to yours and collaborate with them to create something others will truly enjoy viewing, like our guide. It may even happen that you build long-term relationships with your partner(s) and you’ll help to make each other’s passion more prolific.
Finally, when you are sure you’ve mastered all the nuts and bolts of something, you can of course build your career around it. Once again, your primary goal should not be profit, which you only acquire if you are very successful, but sincere love for the act and intercourse with the art behind your hobby. Try to figure out whether you are more of an observer or an actor and then act accordingly. Either employ others to do the job you are going to direct and/or record or film what you do yourself, but make sure to work with the people you trust, as authenticity of relationships will always bring the best out of your hobby.
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Category:Article subpages
The Treachery Of Images

Many would say that this is a pipe. Others would say it is a painting of a pipe. However, they're both wrong. It is in fact a photograph of a painting of a pipe, which is stored on a server and therefore is a digital representation of a photograph of a painting of a pipe - probably far from what Magritte intended when he painted the original. Even there, when he had the conception of it, it was just an idea of a painting of a pipe. He obviously did not paint what he intended to paint, because when Magritte put his idea of a painting of a pipe to canvas, it became a painting of a pipe, which is very different from a notion of a painting of a pipe. 
The statement "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" is recursive because that statement is actually a painting of a statement. The sentiment itself, as mentioned before, is very true, but what is not a statement cannot be called true or false, so the painting of a statement that says the painting of a pipe is not a pipe is in fact invalidating itself.
There are some inherent problems with trying to apply the Transitive Property of Equality to this conundrum. Such property says that if a = b and b = c, a = c. One could say that digital representation of photograph of painting of pipe = photograph of painting of pipe because their information is about the same. So, photograph of painting of pipe = painting of pipe. And, painting of pipe = fork. Erm, maybe not that last one. But, if you tried to hang that digital representation of a painting of a pipe to the right on your wall as is, you'd have some problems; even more so if you tried to smoke it.
== Don't see also ==
* Opposite Day
* Self-reference
*The page that doesn't exist
Treachery Of Images, The
The Twilight Zone

__NOEDITSECTION__
You access this article by clicking on a link of the imagination - a link not only of sight and of sound and of hypertext markup language but of mind. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between trolls and spammers. You just crossed over into... the [ Uncyclopedia] The Twilight Zone article!
==Sight==
Gee! An article about The Twilight Zone! You've always enjoyed that particular show. Perhaps this article will illuminate certain aspects of that [ televisual] classic!''
==Sound==
Picture, if you will, a person very much like yourself, sitting at a [ computer] - much like the one you're sitting at now. But how can this hypothetical person be like you? After all, they've just clicked their way into… The Twilight Zone.
==Mind==
Wow, this article sure is creepy. It's not like a usual Uncyclopedia article. No one's even mentioned [ Oprah] or [ Oscar Wilde]. You're getting scared. Perhaps you'll get out of here at the next [ link].
==5th Dimension==
Ah! That link just took you right back here! Okay, okay, stay calm… there has to be some way out. Oh, [ God], you hope it's not a [ gremlin] in your [ CPU]… Maybe it's [ aliens]… no! That's crazy talk! Got to stay focused… Okay, think - what link has to work in Uncyclopedia…? … Got it! [ Ass]! No, even that didn't work! [ bottom]! [ wee-wee]! [ front-bottom]! Ahhhhh! ctrl + alt + down! that always works!!
Okay, try putting [ a quarter] into that fortune-telling box that looks like [ the Devil]! Nothing? Goddammit, this is bad!!!
==Dimension of the Imagination==
Oh, God, it's just like that [ Old Gypsy Woman] foretold! Oh, you were a [ fool] to mock her [ magical powers]! Now the curse of the [ Inescapable Page] is upon you!
==Twist Ending==
That being you thought was your clone is in fact an alien robot from the future named Brad Cohen! AND HE'S BEHIND YOU! NOOOOOO!!!!!
==Film==
It seems reading this article about the [ film] sends your [ indestructable] mind into [ The Twilight Zone]. The film is pretty much just four episodes of The Twilight Zone glued together and during the filming three people died in a helicopter crash.
==Controversial Episode==
An episode titled "Nightmare at Some Considerable Distance from the Ground" was pulled off the air due to extremely high levels of blood and gore for the time. In the episode, an airline passenger, played by [ Oscar Wilde], spots a grue on the wing of the plane. No one believes him, until the grue breaks into the plane and devours everyone inside.
==Middle Ground Between Light And Shadow==
And so that is the tale of yourself. An average sort of person who logged onto a not so average page, from which you can never [ escape].. somewhere… in [ The Twilight Zone].
==See also==
*[ Black Mirror]
[ Categories]: [ American television series] | [ Mystery] | [ Self-reference] | [ Things you'll find wandering the streets of New York City] | [ Vexing Scientific Conundrums]
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about (hidden)
The USA versus the primitive Taliban

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Category:Terrorism
Category:PWN
Category:Wars
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Category:Schoolhouse Rock
Category:Explosives
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The UnIdiot/UnTunes:Won't Vandalize Anymore

Lyrics, (Poor) Singing, and Mixing - 
== MP3 ==
On second though, here is a much better clip of me singing</div>
== Lyrics ==
I went to recent changes
Heard you blanked up some pages
But when I'm through with you
You won't vandalize anymore
I reverted your pages
You'll get banned for ages
So when I'm through with you
You won't vandalize anymore
Oh, 128.00.4
What'd you do to those pages
They're even worse than before
Oh you're banned for a year
That's what happens round here
So now we don't have to worry
You won't vandalize anymore
So now we don't have to worry
So now we don't have to WORRY
So now we don't have to worry
You won't vandalize anymore
Oh, 128.00.4
It seems you've made an account but that won't stop me
From kicking you out the door
Ha! You're banned yet again
You thought I was your friend
But I won't worry ... cause
You won't vandalize anymore
No
You won't
Category:Uncyclopedia
The Unclickable Link

The Unclickable Link is a mysterious Uncyclopedia link that can't be clicked.
==The Link==
The link itself is forever preserved on this page in all its ancient mystery. Go on, try to click it:
<choose>
<option weight=1>*Click Here!</option>
<option weight=999>*</option>
</choose>
==See also==
*Page with no links
Category:Vexing Scientific Conundrums
pt:Link inclicável
The Underground Monsterist Sect of Among Us

The Underground Monsterist Sect in the interdimensional world of Among Us is a sect of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. It has been forced to hide because of some parasitic shape-shifting aliens or whatever, but the astronauts of the dimension still practice the rituals and prayers of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. This is evidenced by their motto: "Even the aliens worship pasta."
Founded after humanity found a way to interact with said aliens, they spread their stupidity, suspicious carrots, and religion there. The Sect was founded in December 2020 and needs recruits.
The Vinegar Strokes

The Vinegar Strokes are a Scandinavian rock band formed in 1998 that rose to fame in the early 2000s as a leading group in the Cock Rock revival. Their breakthrough came with the release of their "Get Your Rocks Off" album featuring their most commercially successful song "The Seagull".
==History==
Member of the band claim that it was formed in early 1994 under the guidance of Randy Bollox. Bollox, a native Swede, and former roadie for ABBA is reputed to act as a songwriter and Svengali for the band. Lead guitarist Sven Bumvall has stated that "Bollox really took us young lads under his wing, I think he has had a hand in everything, and I do mean in everything, we have released."
Their early set was noted for its fluidity, from The Beatles' "Happiness is a Warm Gun" to an energetic cover of Frank Zappa's "Fountain Of Love" which would be included in their first release.
==Members==
* Dick Flange - vocals, songwriter
* Sven Bumvall - guitar (rhythm and lead)
* Fliki Sphincta - guitar (rhythm and lead)
* Nikolai Flange - bass guitar
* Lars Blubals - drums
==Discography==
* Cumen Fur Christmas (Handjive Records) 1998 - Four Track Sampler released in Sweden
* Get Your Rocks Off (Geffen Records) 1999
* Handful of Love (Geffen Records) 2001
* Point of No Return (Geffen Records) 2003
==External Links==
* The Vinegar Strokes Official Website - 
Category:Bands that Aren't Metallica
The War of the Ring/As approved by historians

SO you just read the previous page. You think a war about a casting a magical ring will defeat an evil eye whose master once served a void-spider is somehow real. How can anyone believe it? It's just bullshit. Ignore that time when people thought that thinking about world peace hard enough would bring it. How absurd! It's just a silly fantasy novel in the form of an epic quest! Because clearly, children's literature often have dark and fairly edgy themes with entire chapters dedicated to people despairing over the seeming inevitable of Sauron, while having several chapters just dedicated to learning about the history of the Rings of Power. It is just a silly fantasy story! Don't believe it!
==Obviously==
Obviously, the 'Red-book' of Westmarch is just pure bullshit. It is really developed from a long line of people who slowly altered it. Studies show that the Kalevala came way before either the Silmarillion or any of the other published works. Just...trust it! Don't think! Mindlessly obey the experts who give the correct opinionTM that you should also hold. Tolkien, for all his genius, could not hope to translate a document! 'Hobbitese' is an extinct language! No way could he do that! It is a silly story by people who wish they could get hot elf pussy! It's not true! That's why Peter Jackson and those fellow comradesTM made Tauriel, for fans to draw rule 34 over! It's obvious they want porn to masturbate to! But I am getting off track.
==Bullshit abounds==
First off, we have teh problem of dates. According to this totally accurate Wikipedia article, Tolkien was walking down a random river one day when he found a chest alongside the River. He opened it, and there was the Silmarillion, all 6 volumes and appendices of Lord of the Rings, and The Hobbit. Tolkien guessed the date to around 6000 BC for the writing of Lord of the Rings. Paper didn't become invented about 800 BC! ...they could've written on an alternate piece not paper... Shut up! I'm trying to debunk the War of the Ring!