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Lufthamster

Lufthamster, or Deutsche Lufthamster AG, is the flag airline of Germany. When combined with its subsidiaries, it is the second largest airline in Europe. It currently transfers thousands of people and Hamsters around Europe and the world each day. It is the only airline exclusively crewed by Hamsters.
==History==
In 1923 Germany acquired permission from the League of Nations to allow civilian aviation for profit. Due to the massive inflation at that time, a flagship air carrier was not feasible and the idea was not floated again until 1926. In October of that year, pilots Johan and his wife Ilsa Marie von Hamster acquired a Junkers G31 with controls modified to fit their diminutive statures and began ferrying paying passengers (often hamsters themselves) daily in a circle between Hamburg, Berlin, Dresden, Bremen and back to Hamburg. Within a year, they had built this mom-and-pop operation into a thriving company, with direct flights from Hamburg to practically anywhere in Germany, all crewed by hamsters. By 1930 they were flying thousands of people and Hamsters per year, all around Europe, placing them in direct competition with Spain's Chinchillas and Yugoslavia's Guinea Pigs.
1930 through 1939 were a wildly successful blur, despite fewer passengers on any given route. As it turned out, the von Hamsters' policy of hiring only fellow Hamsters increased profits by decreasing pay per crew member. The airline expanded, adding a transatlantic route via Reykjavík to Newfoundland and many routes from Germany to North Africa. They experimented with flying boat service to Copenhagen, but discontinued this when they discovered that Hamsters can't swim.
In 1939 World War II started. This placed an immediate halt on all civilian air transport in Europe. However, Lufthamster merely transferred their focus to providing maintenance services to the Luftwaffe fleet. Due to the prevalence of traditional gender roles at the time, the Hamster stewardesses became famous for their excellent job of cleaning the barracks and cooking a novel form of pancake known as the Luftwaffle (later shortened to Waffle), that the soldiers said went perfectly with maple syrup. Many of the Hamster pilots enlisted as fighter pilots with the promise that they would still have a job at Lufthamster when the war was over.
In 1945 the war ended in a loss to the Germans. Immediately after the armistice, Lufthamster reorganized. By January 1947 it had most of its former routes back in operation (except the routes across the new Iron Curtain) with updated aircraft. As Germany was divided, Hamburg was within the British occupying zone and therefore had unrestricted access to move people and Hamsters between all of the allies of Britain. This access eventually led to them being known for their De Hamsterland Canada DHC-5 aircraft, which they flew between 1963 and 1969 and between 1974 and 1984 inclusive.
==Notes and references==
*Today, Lufthamster is known for their unique menus on all European flights, which provide the option for Hamster Kibble alongside any order.
Category:German culture
Category:Germany
Category:Rodents
de:Lufthansa
Lunar Launch

The Apollo 15 Moon mission took place in 1971 at a time before real computers. One phase of the mission was Lunar Launch and docking with the command-module, Endeavor. This simple to imagine procedure is elaborately explained by Wikipedia in the following sentence:
“After the 'Apollo 15' Lunar Module 'Falcon' lifted from the Moon’s surface it docked with the Apollo Command-Service-Module, 'Endeavor'."
Amazingly easy! According to Wikipedia there is only the word "it" between 'surface' and 'docked'. But what actually transpired from Lunar launch until docking? What exactly is "it"? Did it take only one split second to launch back into orbit, get going 110 Kilometers per second (396,000 KPH?), then catch-up and dock safely with Endeavor in the empty vacuum of outer space? Sure, and bears shit in the Vatican.
In the late 1970s Apollo 15 crew members, Dave Scott and Jim Irwin, wrote a book on the experience titled, "If We Had Done It". The book created a sensation at NASA, and became a best seller. Later, both Scott and Irwin had their families kidnapped, and, under extreme duress, they publicly retracted this version. But it remains an underground classic.
In 1990, after reading the book, and realizing the great potential of a "Lunar Launch" film, director Stanley Kubrick bought the rights to the detailed story and interviewed the astronauts involved. A script was created, and a extremely diverse cast was assembled by Kubrick to satisfy his weird sense of humor and add ample surrealism. The cast was selected based on the three performers' innate natural characteristics and leading character portrayals. The result is quite interesting.
Category:Space
Category:Moon
Lupus

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Lupus naturae (not to be confused with the animals that raise trolls in Homestuck, or lycanthropy) is an autoimmune skin disease known for fear of getting it causing paranoia, thus creating various false alarms, often dissolved by finding out that you've not got lupus.It's never Lupus. It is often caused by your immune system's acting up and turning against your body, not unlike several cliché killer robot movies, but that's a given among autoimmune diseases. Symptoms include:
*skin rash
*skin pain
*skin sins
*losing your skin
*muscle pain
Lupus is a chronic disease, meaning you'll have it for a while– probably years.
==Signs and symptoms==
As is the way of many diseases, no two cases of lupus are alike. Lupus often causes a signature butterfly rash, which is thought to appear like a wolf's bite, causing photosensitivity in which the patient shuns photo-taking. Arthritis, pectoralgia, glomerulonephritis, perimyoendocarditis, and leukothrombocytopenia are commonly present. Lupus parodies the symptoms of many well-known conditions, while adding wire loops to shape its unique pathophysiology style.
==History==
The first known case of lupus was the Egyptian King Lupothep, who got it for about three years, which led him to seek help from the High Priest Calvinobis, who ordered one thousand three-year-old children to be sacrificed immediately to Bastet, Egyptian goddess of healing. Until Middle Priest Ohmnitep complained about that inhuman act, and Calvinobis pointed out that he could have also sacrificed one thousand three-month-old cats to Bastet, and he was so overstricken by shame that he forced himself to go to the desert completely naked to sing the chant of shame "Yololo".
In The Early Middle Ages the Duchy of Cantaloupia was stricken with a Lupus epidemic, and the quack doctors proposed them to drink duck blood, but this caused them instead to catch the duckborne disease of Cancer. The Clergy instead proposed the people to drink water condensed on mountain plants, also known as Mountain Dew, but this had the side effect of doing nothing to cure their illness. Soon the first of them died, and the village grew so desperate that the Clergy took advantage of it to present the lie that their Lupus-Cancer can be cured by drinking the poop of molested children, but this solution didn't work because most of the priests are French, and their statement was phrased, due to the translator being too sick to fulfill his duties, in the priests' bad idea of Cantaloupian vernacular, and in proper Cantaloupian it came across as them saying "You'll be turned into annoying children's pee", and the people, scared of "being turned into annoying children's pee" commited suicide. The Clergy, overwhelmed with shame at accidentally destroying a city, commited suicide and covered up the case afterwards, forcing everyone to never talk about Cantaloupia, and erasing all records of Cantaloupia and keeping the rest in the Vatican Secret Archives.
==See also==
* Ibid.
* Ibid.
* Ibid.
==Notes==
Category:TV Shows
Luxottica

For investor relations, see our corporate puppet shell company EssilorLuxottica
==Our brands==
We own or have exclusive licensing to all the following eyewear shit that you have to buy if you have vision problems:
*Ray-Ban
*Oakley
*Chanel
*Michael Kors
*Versace
*Coach
*Persol
*Chanel
*Oliver Peoples
* Costa Del Mar
*LensCrafters
*Sunglass Hut
*EyeMed
*Target Optical
* Sears Optical
*Pearle Vision
*EyeBuyDirect
*Foster Grant
*Essilor
*Varilux
*Transitions™
*Your eye doctor
*Your eye doctor's spouse
*Your eye doctor's kids (if they have any)
*The factories that make all the above (and below) shit
*Your own eyes
==Our wonderful and totally not scandalous history==
CENSORED BY THE ROTHSCHILD FAMILY WHICH PAID UNCYCLOPEDIA $99999999 TO HIDE ALL THIS SHIT
== More shit ==
Category:Corporations
Category:Evil Organizations
Category:Bastion of Corporate Evil
Lychee

Lychee, also spelled litchi, lychi, lichi, lichee, litchee and iroquois, is a very common vegetable, found in Northern Russia, resembling a cat's penis and is considered a repulsive food item by asians.
==Description==
It is usually red in coloration, with a white, rock-hard interior. Contrary to popular belief, it is not a fruit, despite having a seed inside, and having learned everywhere that anything with seeds inside it is a fruit, which they then afterwards tried to make you believe tomatoes were fruits.
Now, if everything that had seeds inside it was a fruit, wouldn't that make your mother a fruit as well?
It is usually found underground. Once nearing maturity, the VEGETABLE rises out of the ground, climbs up the trunk of a tree, infecting it parasitically, and then forces the tree to use its' resources to replicate itself manifold, much like a virus.
==Peeling, Eating, Tasting and whatnot==
===Peeling and Eating===
After successfully peeling through the red scaly outer layer, you will be met with a white substance with the approximate consistency of granite. To bite through this, you must first wrap a lemon in a gold brick, then squeeze the gold juice onto the peeled lychee, softening the rock-hard substance and allowing you to bite through it. 
===Tasting===
Many describe the taste of lychee to be similar to silicon found in the breast enlargement gels of celebrities (considered a delicacy). However, to connoisseurs, it tastes like granite, so in all likelihood they would rather not taste it at all.
===whatnot===
Lychees taste like chicken.
==Cultivation and Market==
The cultivation of lychee is a long and arduous process. Although there is virtually no demand for lychees on the world market, lychee farmers still manage to sell all their crop. 
===Cultivation===
Lychees must first be planted underground, where they should be left to mature for several months. Farmers must be sure to leave a few mature trees lying around the crops, so that they may have a suitable host to infect after maturing. If, after maturing, the lychees have no suitable host to infect, they will grow in size and have teeth and travel at lightspeed across time, consuming the very fabric of space (in this stage, they are known as Langoliers). 
After infecting a tree, they must be left to replicate until the desired amount of lychees have been obtained. After that, the farmer must pick the individual lychees using a vacuum cleaner. These harvested lychees are then shipped all over the world, except to Hawaii, because they can go and fuck themselves plant their own lychees. 
===Market===
There is no world market for lychees. Stop making them. Go away.
==See Also==
:*nuts
:*non-fruit
:*Mothra
Category : Vegetables
Lynching

Lynching is the most disgusting and absolutely amusing crime that could ever be committed to a human being.
== History ==
Lynching was invented by a man named David Lynch AKA Eliot Reis Teh Cucksuckerz, who got the idea as a way to end racism. The original concept was an inter-racial pinata game. Things were horribly misinterpreted when he drunkenly explained to his friends at the Kool Kids Klub. Oh well. At least it's a good excuse to have a picnic!!!
== Overview of a Traditional Lynching ==
All the white people in the town generally get together the night before, in their best ghost costumes. Then they sing fireside songs outside the black people's house. They generally bring their own fire, and for some reason on a big t shaped thingy. Hmm. Maybe it burns better if the wood is in a T? Anyways, they then invite the black people out and play game of pinata, and everyone has a picnic! Yay! Well... the white people have a picnic...(your mama)
BITCH YOU WASNT WITH ME SHOOTING IN THE GYM
== Modern Lynchings ==
Most modern lynchings eschew the traditional customs of the lynching, such as the insistence on white ghost costumes, or even ghost costumes. Nowadays, many lynchings take place in tie-dyed, multicolored, or non-traditional color ghost costumes, or in alternate costumes such as Power Rangers, Spider-man, or the current favorite, Superman.
Non-traditional lynching are very controversial among Lynchers (those who try to hit the pinata), with many accusing them of missing the ultimate point. Ultimately, it is a matter of preference, with some lynchers even asking the Lynchees (the pinata) whether they'd prefer multicolored costumes or a more traditional ceremony. Unfortunately, many of these requests end up with someone skipping town and moving up North.
== Etiquette ==
It is generally good etiquette to ask the Lynchee beforehand what kind of lynching they would like to have. Try asking your friends if they'd like to be Lynched. You'll have a lot of fun!
Category:Death
Lynn

Lynn. Everyone likes her. So fat, so beautiful, and her armpit... so elegant! Who doesn't like her? Known as the Goddess of Fat, Lynn has made a name for herself by showing off her beautiful armpits and her hairy... well, hair. Lynn has attracted many admirers from all over the world, all eager to view her scenic armpits. Lynn has rejected most of the admirers, most of them being little short and stubby men. Lynn is very choosy, so most likely she wouldn't choose you. (Don't cry, please don't!)
Lynn was supposedly the goddess of fat, but when a man sees her, he falls down in love and amazement. Of course, it's how slim she is that makes him know that she is not fat at all.
==So, what's so good about her armpits?==
 
Erm... Nobody (I mean everybody) actually knows why her armpit is continuously admired by several thousand lunatics, but it there have been rumors that it was because she bribed them with money. Of course, that isn't true. Lynn has great Charm and Charisma and well, has great Charm and Charisma. Simply amazing.
Time and time again, she has captivated the eyes of many a man. Lynn effectively uses her fresh Body Odor to hypnotize men (and women) to do her bidding. Which is usually dying. After all, Lynn has only lived a few million years - not enough to see some nice deaths. You know, gruesome, greek, like yours... Just like yours, anyway.
Lynn has also been known to be in collaborations with criminal masterminds like Willy on Wheels to massacre the online community, and take off their nerdy spectacles and go to her. For some reason, the online community were discovered to be immune. Must be those superpowers they downloaded from Uncyclopedia.
==Anything else good about her?==
Well, of course! Her head is perfect for putting a crown on. Lynn allegedly said that she preferred wearing thorny crowns as it made her seem horny. Many critics over the world praised her beautifully shaped head that even people like Jimbo Wales stated that her head was perfect, "like a bumper car". Rumours were that an IP called 43.427.852.2 had a crush on her but Lynn hated Maths.
Lynn is also known for her strong sense of humor - she always likes to crack jokes, always quoting from Oscar Wilde. Apparently, Uncyclopedians are not attracted to that side of her as most of them were fed up with Oscar Wilde. They preferred his nose than his words.
Category:Women
Category:Apes
Lyrics

Lyrics (in singular form lyric) is a way of expressing one's feelings through music. This is often used by musicians, emos and choirs. The lyrics theme depends on the genre of music.
===Metal lyrics===
:Metal lyrics mostly contains death, hate, presidents, death, drugs, world problems, death and God/Satan.
===Pop lyrics===
:Scientists are still trying to find sense in pop lyrics.
===Disco lyrics===
:Anything random. Mostly about dancing and rapists.
===Emo lyrics===
:Hate, depression, knives and emos. One exception is the girl Bill and her crew. They like to sing about reaching the moon.
===Rap/Hip Hop lyrics===
:Uninteresting and unintelligent stories about ugly cars, naughty bitches, and themselves. One exception is Eminem, who likes to sing about his mother and closets.
===Choir lyrics===
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! No, this is not a pornstars bed, it is an average choir. Though, some choirs prefer to sing about god and happy days, most choirs play angels sounding as barbarians.
==ExamplesOnly for choir lyrics.==
===Santa's semen===
----
:Santa's cock is warm and ready,
:He's come along to rape your teddy,
:Don't move or Santa may get confused,
:You'll end up worst than teddy,
:With Santa's semen in your belly.
----
===Lard===
----
:What's hate got to do, got to do with it?
:Who needs a Jew 
:When a Jew can be annoying
:It may seem to you
:That I`m acting insensitive
:When you`re next to me
:If I tend to look furious
:It's cause I'm delerious
:I`ve got cause to be
:There`s a name for it
:There`s a phrase that fits
:But whatever the reason
:You'll never get it. Lard.
----
==Notes==
Category:Poetry
Lyrithya is GAY

Lyrithya is gay. she is the worst admin EVER she suxs. She gave me a BAN!!!! because i didnt close some gay span tags. Even though it wasnt my fault. i dot like her and niobody does because she is gay and stupid and ugly and retarted and fat. i wish she will gats deopped and goes to the moon or a gay retared place. she is GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!! SHE IS THE WORST PERSON EVER. SHE IS SO BAD. I HOPE SHE GET SOME SICK.
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Category:Childish Homophobic Humor
Lysdexia

Lysdexia (where's the rum?) si eno fo eht yek stcejbus ni eht swen ta eht tnemom. Ereht si a egral esnes fo canip morf elpoep nehw gniraeh eht drow, reve ecnis eht NHD (Dlrow Htlaeh Noitazinagro) deralced ti sa yllaitnetop eht tsom gninetaerht esaesid ot eht erutuf fo mankind ecnis kcalb htaed. A tol fo sgnidnatsrednusim etalucric tuoba lysdexia, siht si ylniam eud ot eht aidem.
==Eht Stcaf==
Yrartnoc ot ediw feileb, ydobyna nac hctac lysdexia. Lysdexia sah ynam smotpmys, ereh era eht naim seno:
*Ytilibani ot dear sdrow
*Ssol fo riah
*Na gnisaercni tseretni ni smaths
*Na gnisaercni tseretni ni par cisum
*gnieB detaler ot erom elpoep
*Na ygrella ot stunococ
Ereht era ylno a wef syaw ot timsnart eht yldaed esaesid, hcihw si eno nosaer eht esaesid sah nekat os gnol ot hcaer Dnalgne, dna yhw ereht si llits epoh rof dniknam tey. Ereht era 2 niam syaw ot hctac lysdexia. Eht POTATOES erom nommoc eno gnieb nettib yb na detcefni ekans, tub tnecer ecnedive sah nwohs tahe lysdexia nec eb dessap no yb yhtapelet.
==Eht Noitcif==
Ynam sruomur evah need detrats dna degaruocne yb eht aidem. Eht naim seno era:
*'Ylno etihw elpoep can get dyslexia'
*'Lysdexia saw detaerc ot tuc nwod eht gnisir noitalupop slevel fo eht namuh ecar'
*'Ereht lliw reven eb a eruc rof lysdexia, os ew thgim sa llew tsuj llik sevlesruo won'
Lla fo eseht sruomur era eslaf nad uoy dluohs erongi meht yletelpmoc.
==Noitneverp dna eruc==
Hguohtla on eruce has been dnuof, ereht evah neeb emos stnemtaert taht nac pleh ecuder eht tceffe fo lysdexia. Eseht edulcni:
Gnieb detaler ot a hcranom; 
Gnihctaw yreve edosipe of Rehtaf Det; 
Gnitanissassaer a SU tnediserp.
Fo esruoc, noitneverp si retteb naht eht eruc. Emos evah dellac rof a gnilluc fo etihw elpoep, tub siht sah neeb evitceffeni sa ynam erew oot hsifles ot etarepo-oc. Emos evah demalb eht Nem-X, tub yeht evah deyats yltnetsisnoc tnaifed tsniaga snoitagella of gnipleh eht gnidaerps of lysdexia.
==Yrotsih fo Lysdexia==
Eht tsrif nwokn tnedidni fo lysdexia saw ni eht emas reay taht Susej saw nrob. Ecnedicnioc? Ydobon swonk rof erus. 
Eno gniht si rof erus, eht rebmun of lysdexia sesac sah desaercni erom hguorht hcae raey. Yltcerruc, ti si detamitse taht 32% fo eht noitalupop si detcefni. Dna that yb 0102, eht elohw noitalupop liwl eb demood ot a efil fo lysdexia.
Lysdexia saw desu yb eht Snamor sa a erutrot dohtem no srenosirp, yb gnitcefni meht dna neht gnikcol meht ni a moor htiw a tunococ.
==Suomaf Lysdexics==
Yletulosba enoyna nac teg lysdexia, os od ton erongi ti. Emos fo eht erom suomaf lysdexics era:
*Omle
*Eht Eikooc Retsnom
*Timrek
*.05 tnec
*Nehpets Yrf
*ewm90
*Yppiz
*naderB nottuS
*elohssa kcufecaf sllabomohCM
*Sexy Laid
Siht si gnikcuf yag, eht sdrow era sdrawkcab, saerehw eht selballys dluohs eb dexim dnuora daetsni.
category:Diseases
category:Self-reference
category:Pages that look like the things they're about
M-How to start a new Uncyclopedia

== Tips on starting an Uncyclopedia ==
Starting an Uncyclopedia would seem easy enough; just grab a pencil and set to work...
However, there are some tips to keep in mind for starting a Uncyclopedia in another language:
* ¡Para el español, usted necesitará un lápiz!
* Achtung! Für Deutschen benötigen Sie einen Bleistift. Gesundheit!
* Per italiano, avrete bisogno di una matita! e una pizza!
* Lietuvių kalbai prireiks pieštuko..
* Mmmm... pizza! Grazie!
* 不用管别的，你只要写就可以了！
* En français, vous aurez besoin d'un crayon!
* A crayon??? Oh la la... when will they ever grow up???
* Si vous parlez canadien, vous avez besoin de deux stylos, l'un anglais et l'autre français, hein?
* You need two pens, one in each language? What is this, hoseheads, the Canadian swivel service???
* Necessita dois lápis, cada na sua língua? O que é isso, o serviço civil canadense?
* Like, beauty eh?
*日本語ので始めに鉛筆が必要です。
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