Beta/Season 8/Election Results

===Decrees===
*Wild Cards passed with 353,174 Votes, 65% of all Decree Votes.
**The Deck is Shuffled
**Cards Drawn
**Play Will Continue
===Blessings===
List of Blessings Results:
*Forever Physical blessed the Seattle Garages. 
**Ron Monstera is now Stable!
**The Garages had 26% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 22,253 votes were cast.
*Promo Code blessed the Seattle Garages. 
**Lori Boston has been recruited to join the Seattle Garages's rotation!
**The Garages had 44% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 117,256 votes were cast.
*Home Field Advantage blessed the Seattle Garages. 
**The Garages have received Home Field Advantage for the next season.
**The Garages had 4% of the Votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 51% of the votes. 327,322 votes were cast.
*New Kid blessed the Seattle Garages. 
**A Rogue Umpire incinerated the Garages's least Idolized player, Ron Monstera!
**Durham Spaceman joins the team as a replacement.
**The Garages had 10% of the Votes. The Yellowstone Magic were the highest bidders with 18% of the votes. 47,154 votes were cast.
*Anti Burnout blessed the Hades Tigers. 
**The Tigers have covered themselves with Fire-Resistant Foam, and will be immune to Incinerations next season.
**The Tigers had 10% of the Votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 26% of the votes. 90,972 votes were cast.
*Composite blessed the Hades Tigers. 
**Hades Tigers's worst pitcher, Nagomi Meng, retreats to the Shadows.
**The Tigers had 31% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 455,527 votes were cast.
*Blind Date blessed the Hades Tigers. 
**The Hades Tigers stole hitter Aldon Cashmoney from the Hawai'i Fridays. They sent back Spears Taylor.
**The Tigers had 57% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 175,733 votes were cast.
*Base Instincts blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams. 
**Blood Transfusion.
**All of the Hellmouth Sunbeams's players now have Base blood type!
**The Hellmouth Sunbeams now have Base Instincts!
**The Sunbeams had 15% of the Votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 32% of the votes. 527,565 votes were cast.
*Replacement Elbows blessed the Houston Spies. 
**Improved Denzel Scott's pitching by 20%.
**Improved Math Velazquez's pitching by 20%.
**Improved Math Velazquez's pitching by 20%.
**The Spies had 4% of the Votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 19% of the votes. 1,357,298 votes were cast.
*Affinity for Crows blessed the Philly Pies. 
**The Pies have received a newfound Affinity for Crows.
**The Pies had 6% of the Votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 22% of the votes. 893,079 votes were cast.
*Who? You too? blessed the Philly Pies. 
**Philly Pies stole the least popular player in the league, hitter Jaxon Buckley, from the Philly Pies, and maxed their stats. They sent back their worst hitter, Farrell Seagull.
**The Pies had 11% of the Votes. The Charleston Shoe Thieves were the highest bidders with 19% of the votes. 474,414 votes were cast.
*Divisional Swap blessed the Mexico City Wild Wings. 
**The Wild Wings swapped into the Mild High.
**The Breath Mints were swapped back to take their place in the Mild Low.
**The Wild Wings had 5% of the Votes. The Hawai'i Fridays were the highest bidders with 33% of the votes. 24,301 votes were cast.
*Subleague Swap blessed the Mexico City Wild Wings. 
**The Wild Wings swapped into the Wild High.
**The Millennials were swapped back to take their place in the Mild High.
**The Wild Wings had 36% of the Votes. The New York Millennials were the highest bidders with 38% of the votes. 124091 votes were cast.
*Astroturf blessed the Boston Flowers. 
**Blood Transfusion.
**All of the Boston Flowers's players now have Grass blood type!
**The Boston Flowers now have powers of Growth!
**The Flowers had 34% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 451,799 votes were cast.
*Radical Alchemy blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves. 
**Randomized the pitching stats for the Charleston Shoe Thieves's worst player, Snyder Briggs. to 
**Randomized the hitting stats for the Charleston Shoe Thieves's worst player, Simon Haley. to 
**Randomized the hitting stats for the Charleston Shoe Thieves's worst player, Hotbox Sato. to 
**The Shoe Thieves had 7% of the Votes. The Unlimited Tacos were the highest bidders with 17% of the votes. 473,739 votes were cast.
*Thief in the Night blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves. 
**The Charleston Shoe Thieves stole pitcher Fitzgerald Wanderlust from the Unlimited Tacos's Shadows!
**Kevin Dudley was sent to the Unlimited Tacos's Shadows in return.
**The Shoe Thieves had 74% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 82,308 votes were cast.
*Barrel of Tiny Eggs blessed the Canada Moist Talkers. 
**10000 Peanuts have been granted to each of the Fans of the Canada Moist Talkers.
**The Moist Talkers had 16% of the Votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 25% of the votes. 133,698 votes were cast.
*Precognition blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. 
**Improved Holden Stanton's hitting by 20%.
**Improved Baby Doyle's hitting by 20%.
**Improved Baby Doyle's hitting by 20%.
**The Jazz Hands had 7% of the Votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 28% of the votes. 861,225 votes were cast.
*Party Line blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints. 
**A Duplicate of Moist Talkers pitcher Mooney Doctor was created by the Breath Mints.
**Mooney Doctor II takes the place of Atlas Guerra, who retreats to the Shadows.
**The Breath Mints had 38% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 24,817 votes were cast.
*Lottery Pick blessed the Yellowstone Magic. 
**The Magic reach into the Garages's Shadows.
**Chorby Short answers the call.
**Terrell Bradley is sent back.
**The Magic had 12% of the Votes. The Chicago Firefighters were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 19,593 votes were cast.