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Windows 10

Windows 10 	Windows 10
 	
The Logo 	The Logo
OS family 	Windows
Available languages 	Klingon
Would Patti Smith use it?	Hell no
Windows 10 is a Microsoft operating system, coded by programmers who know how to math (they believe 10 follows 8). It is the successor of Windows 8 and 8.1 and Steve Ballmer has assured it'll be yet another success by the company.The rumor about Windows 9 is being skipped, existing, but being so evil to be shown publicly (it revealed Bill s plans) was introduced by the company as an excuse for their horrible math skills.
== History ==
Windows 8 and 8.1 were considered to be crap by its users. Microsoft then decided to release a stupid software, which had to look like Windows 7 with Start Menu and stuff, so that geeks would upgrade with complaining. While in the laboratory, the madness generated in interest in socially cursed internet , ghosts come to corrupt the system generating holograms.
in order to meet the particularity of society and providing virtual friends for individuals failure to use the windows system and economic products while in socials economic interests.
== Features ==
*Its interface is a self-plagiarism of the previous OS of the previous OS.
**This made Mickeysoft consider making a film called Back to the Shit, with Doc and Tux as guest stars.
*Its new Microsoft Edge Web browser can lead you to the future. In the compatible websites, just plug in your webcam in order to experience the future. In this world of the future, It'll turn the area which is surrounding with the computer, to the future instantly. It is free.
*It's the return of the Start Menu for Morons, one of Bill Gates' world conquering strategies based on our likes: it's customizable. So lazy you can make it bigger and add your important files to it, to make it lazily easier to access.
*It's free!
== Warnings ==
Mickeysoft has stated that their new OS is a load of crap in preview state, and thus it may contain some (many) bugs that will turn your computer into A Bug's Life, so it may be a load of crap too. If you're an idiot like everyone in Uncyclopedia and still want to use it, be sure not to install it on your everyday computer. If you're an idiot like everyone in Uncyclopedia and still want to do so, do it and lose your files. Nobody cares.
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==Reactions==
*** billgates has joined #internet
<billgates> yo guys we're goin' to make a new os it will rock and will be better than mac
*** SteveJobs has joined from Heaven
<SteveJobs> Don't believe him. Think different.
<Geek1> Hey, it rocks!
*** Geek2|away is now known as Geek2
<Geek2> Huh, you're desperate.
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Windows 2000

Windows 2000 (rated R)
This movie was the follow up to the box office hit Windows 98. The sequel promised to bring with it deeper effects, linear characters and a more stable plot. 
Released in 1999 due to the "Prince and the Revolution" clause, it was met with quick apathy. 
==Make a movie and they will come==
Bill Gates, a famous movie director, wanted to do something grand - a film of epic proportions. His last films, Windows 98 and Windows 98 Second Edition, were the most watched films in history. Keep in mind, of course, that no other movies were allowed to be shown in any major theaters. But Bill wanted to do better, knowing he had a captive audience. He wanted to shake up the script, and he did so with changes he thought would streamline and strengthen the plot of his storyline. With this in mind he set to work creating Windows 2000. Ignoring the practice of rehearsal, he set his cast to motion with little or no script at all. They for the most part improved the whole movie in one take. This, sadly, would prove to be a fatal mistake.
==Reviews don't always come first, sometimes they don't come at all==
No one noticed it! A release of what was supposed to be the biggest sequel in the history of film was left by the wayside for stray dogs to pee on. Many cite the removal of the DOS (Director of Scripting) as one for of the reasons for this lack of interest by viewers, while others feel that the new lead character, Kernel 32, who kept dropping what few script lines there were, was to blame for the movies lackluster performance. Knowing it was so poorly assembled, the movie studio representatives of MyCrowStuff would literally stand in line outside the theater and ask the consumer who just bought it to let them now what could be done to make it better! This in and of itself causes uproar in the public eye. But still no one reviewed the film.
Most notably is this authors poor poor sense of humor.
==The little film that couldn't==
With the mix of a new cast, less solid plot lines, and horrible security, Windows 2000 failed miserably in the hearts of men and other theatergoers. However, being it was the only major theater option, it still sold millions of tickets. 
==A young hope==
A quick cover up of the failure was in order. So with much fanfare a campier, family-friendly film was released with the same story line. Windows ME promised to be a wonderful delight for all! 
Finally the world was right again.
==Rating==
Windows 2000 on a 5 star rating system
*Funny: ***
*Drama: *****
*Strength: **
*Overall: **
==Ad of Windows 2000==
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Windows 2010/Windows Anytime Upgrade

Windows Anytime Upgrade allows you to completely fill your disk with random data whenever you feel like it, or Windows 2010 forces you to. Windows Anytime Upgrade does this using 100% Windows Live AJAX, the only scripting language with raw access to your hard disk. Windows 2010 claims random excuses to force you to start Windows Anytime Upgrade, these may include, but not limited to:
*Presence of security software that prevents Microsoft from accessing your machine.
*Actual work being accomplished uninterrupted for more than 10 minutes.
*Your computer is hungry and needs to download win32_sandwichinstallerpatch_kb3049534934534523.exe from Microsoft to continue.
*Checking to see if they have found a real use for Java yet.
*Setup needs to connect to Microsoft to shut down your computer. Please open your most important work before continuing.
Windows Anytime Upgrade allows the user to change many options, including what is used to seed the random numbers that their hard disk will soon be filled with. Many users try to avoid using Windows Anytime Upgrade and even Windows Live AJAX altogether, for those users, there's Windows Live Torture, which attacks you at random using the USB Stabbing Device that came with your copy of Windows 2010. Many authorities don't like Windows Anytime Upgrade because when the MPAA tries to sue people, they just use Windows Anytime Upgrade to erase their hard disk. 
Microsoft's Techless Supportless lines are constantly flooded with requests (employees getting laughed by their friends), so they often can't answer all to complaints about destroyed warez collections from all their customers. We've put together this FAQ for you:
 Microsoft Techless Supportless lines		
Q: What happened?
A: Nothing
Q: My computer doesn't work.
A: First, read AAAAAAAA, then shout about it at Windows.
Q: Now what?
A: Please read the Beginner's Guide, and please be funny and not just stupid. 
Q: That didn't help.
A: I don't know, go huff some kittens.	
Q: What happened?
A: Nothing
Q: My computer doesn't work.
A: First, read AAAAAAAA, then shout about it at Windows.
Q: Now what?
A: Please read the Beginner's Guide, and please be funny and not just stupid. 
Q: That didn't help.
A: I don't know, go huff some kittens.	
Q: What happened?
A: Nothing
Q: My computer doesn't work.
A: First, read AAAAAAAA, then shout about it at Windows.
Q: Now what?
A: Please read the Beginner's Guide, and please be funny and not just stupid. 
Q: That didn't help.
A: I don't know, go huff some kittens.
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This page is part of the Microsoft Windows 2010 project. For more information, please see: User:Aldreneo/Windows 2010
Windows 8.1

Windows 8.1 	Windows 8.1
 	
The logo. 	The logo.
OS family 	Windows
Kernel Type 	Windows NT
Company/developer 	Micro$oft Windows
Source model 	Lies
Available language	Gibberish
Would use it? 	What? You say gibberissh?
Codename 	Windows Bluescreen
Windows 8 is Microsoft's latest operating system, taking on the metro theme.
==History==
. In alpha tests, GameCube would freeze and crash because its graphics system was incompatible with the primitive computers of yesteryear, so they ditched GameCube, 
The operating system was codenamed Windows Bluescreen, as the developers had tried every way to pack bugs in the operating system for the enjoyment of the users. However, due to users complaining of having too little fun, future major updates, including windows 9, 10, and 11, have instead forced users to update constantly along with making the computer very slow by using Windows Microsoft Defender, if that was not enough, random driver errors and bluescreens will be used for increased entertainment.
==Reception==
Due to a CCP mandate, ALL CCP MEMBERS IN CHINA ARE BANNED FROM USING ANY FORM OF WINDOWS 8.X, effective May 16, 2014.
Despite this ban, de facto effective to all people in China (except for people who are less than 2.5 years old, school age), there will be no restriction to the mass pirating scheme in mainland China (CCCPRC), since all people in China are to be lifted out of poverty.
==Official Advertisement==
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IT IS ILLEGAL TO WATCH YOUTUBE IN CHINA BY ANY MEANS.
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Windows 9

Windows 9 was an operating system made by Microsoft meant as a successor to Windows 8. However, it was abandoned before release due to issues during development. It was only distributed to 9 people before the project was shut down. 
After Bill Gates created the world's shittiest operating system, he wanted to create a better one. However, Steve Ballmer advised him to instead create an operating system that would sell more expensive $300 license keys and grab the user's money at every opportunity.
==History==
On October 17, 2013, Microsoft released the absolute atrocity that was Windows 8. After the massive backlash, they abandoned it to work on the next version of Windows that everyone would hate. Windows 9 was originally intended to be based off of Windows 8, but due to some smooth talking by Steve Ballmer, he convinced Bill Gates to create a brand-new platform with the sole purpose of siphoning money from the user. However, Bill had other plans; he wanted to create an operating system capable of forcefully obliterating other operating systems, creating a monopoly, and convincing people to use the Microsoft Store. Because of this, he kept the project a secret, only letting a team on 9 developers work on it.
During development of the features, the developers lost their free will and ability to think independently. They lost so much mental capacity they were more comparable to a rock than a chimpanzee, so Bill decided to reassign them to tech support. However, this halted the development completely, and Microsoft was forced to shut it down and work on Windows 10.
Remnants of Windows 9 were discovered in an early build of the Windows 8 to Windows 10 upgrade utility with partial functionality, but I can feel my brain going down to chimp-level mental capacity, so I'm not going to think about it too hard.
==Features==
* The BSOD has 9 more shades of blue, depending on how much money you gave Microsoft
* Everyone hated Internet Explorer, so all web browsers have been removed
* Now detects license keys you got from that guy on Ebay, forcing you to pay Microsoft $300 for a legitimate key
* Built-in features to help Bill Gates with technology
* Each new program installed will cost you $9, but now Microsoft Office is only $9, so that's good I guess?
* You can only install programs from the Microsoft Store
* Automatically annihilates other operating systems on contact (and tortures the Linux penguin)
* Attempts to convert iPods to Zunes
* 9th bullet point
* Microsoft has put Spam (electronic) on the desktop to make more money
* Buying Windows 9 Professional Edition will reduce the number of BSODs slightly
==See also==
*Windows XP
*Windows 8
*Windows 10
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Windows Error

A Windows Error may occur when running any of the Microsoft Windows Operating Systems, or when talking aloud that Windows works. These errors occur frequently and many have no purpose or meaning. Although most Windows errors are caused by the operating system itself, they are sometimes caused by viruses and/or apple employees. 
Errors usually give you options to exit such as "ok", "cancel", "retry", "abort" or "ignore", but there are also errors that have no exit buttons. This problem can simply be solved by hitting the place on the screen where the error is with a hard metal object.
These error messages are hated by almost everyone but there are a few select individuals who enjoy receiving them such as Bill Gates who gets a dollar for every error message that appears on a PC and Darwin who believes errors are just the product of the natural process Windows is going through to eventually become error-free. 
== History ==
The first error on a Windows system occurred in 1600 BC when Chuck Norris was playing around with the calculator application and intentionally divided by 0. This caused the Blue Screen of Death to appear after a series of error messages. Chuck Norris took these error messages as an insult and disintegrated his computer by exhaling at 20 000 miles per hour.
In 1986, Donald Trump broke the world record for having 18 trillion error messages pop up in less than 2 minutes. This was not announced publicly because the Microsoft Corporation paid Mr. Trump and the Guinness Book of World Records Organization to keep quiet about it.
== Common Errors ==
Illegal Operation - This error message occurs when a user is on the verge of breaking the law by not getting enough error messages.
eg)
DLL - This error message occurs when Windows cannot think of any other error message to display to the user.
eg)
Debug - This error message occurs when Windows wants the user to fix Microsoft programs that don't work.
eg)
== How to Fix Errors ==
Unknown to many, are the hidden settings that contribute to how many errors you get at a certain time. These settings are accessed by going to start menu > run, typing "cmd", after the command window appears typing "shutdown -s" and pressing the enter key. This ensures that Windows does not deliver any error messages for the time being.
Another way to remove an error permanently is to use a hard object such as a baseball bat and hit the location on the screen where the error window is located. This method may be more costly and dangerous but is just as efficient as the method above.
==See Also==
*Microsoft
*Bill Gates
*Windows XP
*Darwin
*Chuck Norris
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Windows Task Manager

A suite of hacker utilities smuggled into the Windows source code by the very same hackers who wrote the Excel 97 Flight Simulator. Task Manager consists of a variety of subversive and dangerous tabs with incredible and anti-social uses. 
You can check if you are infected by pressing the secret keycode, Ctrl-Alt-Delete. A window may popup, it is highly recommended that you follow the guide at the end of this article to remove Task Manager from your system.
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==Subverting DRM==
Task manager lists processes currently running on a computer and allows the hacker to kill legitimate applications such as anti-copying software which runs after inserting a DRM protected CD into your PC. Once this process is completed, the hacker is free to pirate and distribute a hard working musicians songs without their permission.
==Network Packet Sniffing==
All data sent or received from the Internet travels through special tubes called Ethernets, in variable sized containers called packets.
The Networking tab exposes the raw internet packets to the hacker, who can then use this information to:
*hack a user's Myspace
*talk dirty to a user's boss over MSN Messenger
*steal a user's porn passwords
==Taking over Users' Sessions==
thumb|200px|Congratulations! You have beaten Windows Task Manager Solitaire. Also, your head asplode.
The User tab allows a hacker to see all the people who are logged into a system, and the option to hijack a user's session or log them off. This means the hacker has full control of a user's hard disks and all the music, movies, porn and cockpicks stored there. These can be used for blackmail purposes in the future.
==How to remove Task Manager==
*Click Start
*Click "Run..."
*Enter gpedit.msc in the box and click OK
:If you got a "Permission error" or a similar error message, this means your computer has already been hijacked and a full reinstall is required to minimize any damage.
*In the Group Policy settings window
**Select User Configuration
**Select Administrative Templates
**Select System
**Select Ctrl+Alt+Delete options
**Select Remove Task Manager
*Double-click the Remove Task Manager option (enable)
Category:Computers
Category:Evil Technology
Windows X-Console

Windows X-Console is a new operating system by Microsoft, which takes you back way to the DOS days.
thumb|right|Beta 1337 of Windows X-Console running in Microsoft Virtual Console. As you can see, it has truly amazing compatibility.
==History of Windows X-Console==
===The founding of Windows X-Console: January 2002===
 
Bill Gates admired his new Windows XP OS for quite a while, until users started complaining that it...
..failed. Key-to-the-gates was furious about this and threatened to make a new DOS, and he...
..failed, again. Therefore, he grabbed a gun and threatened to shoot the devs unless they made a new DOS with Windows power. The devs tried, and they...
...succeeded! This was how Windows X-Console was born.
===Decision-making time: February 31, 2002===
The developers remembered that Key-to-the-gates (as Bill Gates was nicknamed) told them to make an OS with the power of Windows. This also means the stability of Windows. Since this is our favorite Windows game for everyone (even the developers), they decided to implement it in Windows X-Console too!
===Beta 1337.2: August 2002===
Unfortunately, sometime back in July, users started reporting that the OS was crashing before they got to play BSOD. One user even reported that this text appeared on his screen before he was about to play BSOD:
/xconsole/~: bsod.exe -noautoreboot
Trap error: Process bsod.exe crashed!
EX 0x00000000 EA 0x12345678 BF 0xDEADBEEF
ZA 0x99999991 ZS 0xFFFFFFFF PP 0x9FFCABBA
Please call Microsoft Technical Support and provide the information above.
Therefore, Microsoft released Windows X-Console Beta 1337.2 and BSOD v3.1 Standard Edition as critical updates. These updates fixed the crashing bug by making BSoD start as soon as drivers are initalized (unless the user booted in safe mode by pressing F8+666+Windows+Alt+Ctrl+Delete+1+2+3+4+5+7+8+9+*+/+-+z+x+c+b+?+=+Apple+Command).
===Beta 1337.3 and BSOD v4.0: September 2002===
Bill Gates realized he had to do SOMETHING - his users were starting to get bored of the technical info on BSOD. So, his development team released BSOD 4.0!
===Betalodeon: September 2009===
After the Sucess of Nickelodeon's 2009 Rebrand, Bill Gates Returned to the Abandoned Code, and repurposed it for Nickelodeon's Split Screen Credits System as a Faster Alternative to Windows...
He failed.
=== Rediscovery: March 2020 ===
With Windows Vesta support ending soon, users of that operating system started to look for an alternative, they then stumbled across the abandoned source code of Windows X-Console, one user decided to look at it and decided that it was too messy, so he decided to boot up his Windows 10 development machine and rewrite the OS.
Soon, he got it up and running in his copy of Microsoft Virtual Console, he thought it looked so good that he decided to port Internet Explorer to it. 
After that, he decided to publish it to GitHub, where people can commit to it.
Category:Operating systems
Windows help centre

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== About the Microsoft Knowledge Base ==
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The Microsoft Knowledge Base is your first call for all things Microsoft. Any questions you may have about Microsoft products, your answer will be here, as long as it doesn't in any way allow you to use any Microsoft products without paying licensing fees. It has been written in simple English, so as not to obfuscate the comprehensibility of convoluted procedural misdirections. 
If you can't find ntoskernal.exe you need here, then the answer cannot be found.
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Windows key

Windows key or "Win key" or "What the fuck is that doing on my keyboard key" is a keyboard key originally introduced for Windows so it could play more musical notes. On keyboards lacking a Windows key, no-one could play a π♯ (π and π♭ could be played by holding Shift+F and Shift+F♭ respectively, but without a F♯ key π♯ was deemed unplayable), and thus Ludwig van Beethoven was unhappy. Another short-lived variant of this key, known as the "Epic Win key" was introduced in 1950 but was removed when noobs started using computers. 
Historically, the addition of two Windows keys and a menu key marked the beginning of the Bill Gates-era. Initially, the new keyboards were called "Windows keyboards" but this faded once people realized Bill Gates was in league with Evil Jesus and your mom. On Linux machines the logo is burned off the key with a lit cigarette and then the key is removed with a special purpose penguin bone and mailed back to Bill Gates. Also, on newer keyboards there is a circle around this key, possibly to prevent it from spreading to other keys.
==Licensing==
Microsoft regulates the appearance of the Windows key with a specially crafted license for keyboard manufacturers made out of the Devil's horn. With the introduction of a new Microsoft Windows logo, the agreement was updated so users had to publishing new guidelines so people have to buy ANOTHER new keyboard, in order to avoid copyright breaches. A few keyboard manufacturers have already incorporated this new design into their range of keyboards because they're owned by Patrick Stewart.
==Usage with Windows==
Within the standard Windows shell, pressing the Win key by itself confuses the user by opening up the Start Menu. In any other situation, the Win key is used to win. Pressing the key in combination with other keys allows mass confusion as users load programs they don't want, like Help and Internet Explorer. Pressing the key at any time during a full-screen game allows the player to automatically complete the game.
==Usage with minor Operating Systems==
The Win key is ignored by other systems. Unix changes it's name to the Meta key, and Linux calls it a Super key. Apple's Mac OS X uses Command key instead, thus lowering themselves to the same level of Microsoft. But they do have another symbol on it that looks like some kind of weird box thing.
==References==
== See also ==
* π
* Bill Gates
* Satan
* Window company
* Open Windows
Category:Evil Technology
Category:Operating systems
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