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Leggo!

Leggo! is a Dutch toy company who main base of operations is a Europe-based (location classified) armoured fortress, capable of withstanding up to two supernovas without much harm. However, it is secretly also a major terrorist organisation whose members are unknown save for one: the creator of Bionicle, Freg Garshtey.
== History ==
Leggo! Was founded shortly after the creation of the universe by a cosmic entity known as Minifig. God charged him with the task of creating veritable building blocks with which to expand the universe; Minifig did so but found the task too strenuous. He created a series of angelic servants who would aid him in this task, and thus Leggo! was born.
However, in the millennia that followed, a combination of Emo Hitler, Cyborg Jesus and Doctor Who caused the angelic servants to become corrupt, establishing their first fortress underneath the Leaning tower of Pizza. But it was certainly not the last.
It is unknown why exactly the company is called Leggo!, for most of the biblical texts concerning it have since been consumed by Oprah. A blind eyewitness claims to have heard Minifig say "I shall call my company - Leggo! Bloody Klingons!".
Is is unknown what happened to Minifig after his involvement in the Time war.
== Leggo! In the modern world ==
At present, all authorities who have attempted to apprehend Leggo! for its despicable crimes (which includes making children happy) have been thwarted by Leggo!'s ultimate superweapon: the fact that nobody knows Dutch. This prevents them from traveling any further than the airport, eventually giving up and booking a trip to Amsterdam's red light district. They never seem to mind, though.
Leggo! Continues to distribute its colourful building blocks to the general public, which in and of itself is a statement that they are not to be trifled with.
== Known fortresses ==
* Windsor
* Billund
* Denmark
* California
* Broadway
== Little known facts ==
* Leggo! bricks come in a variety of fifteen-thousand colours
* Leggo! bricks are suitable equipment for repairing wormholes
*Postman Pat was once brutally killed by a Leggo! figure, however he was subsequently ressurected
*Leggo! bricks taste good with caterpillars
*Leggo! is an undiscovered 'hatch' in the television series Lost. It studies the effect of Hamsters on microwaves.
== See also ==
*Bionicle
*BZPower
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Lego Escher

Children have always loved building and playing with LEGOTM. LEGO EscherTM allows kids to create an entire world; with people and places that can be seen in the works of M. C. Escher. Children will love creating scenes they have known and loved, and becoming familiar with different shapes, sounds and colours.
LEGO EscherTM comes in a fantastic range of sets, which are used to replicate the common places that children have seen with parents or carers. Children can choose from sets designed on CastrovalvaTM, RelativityTM, Another WorldTM, Curl-UpTM, and BelvedereTM.
They will have hours of fun building and playing in their own little worlds; developing their imagination and assisting with problem-solving and four-dimensional non-Euclidian geometry.
On the right: Just one of the many designs that will keep your children amused for years.
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Leif

Leif is a midget hobbit known to wander around in Asia seeking truth. Despite his charm and mysterious face he does not embrace the vagina. There is some evidence indicating that Leif has actually found truth but keeps it a secret.
In the diary of Schröder there were some letter conversations between Leif and Albert Einstein. Leif explained that not only is the maximum truth a function of speed it's also a function of quantity. Schröder concluded in his diary that Leif inspired Albert Einstein to jerk off less and focus more.
Leif inspired Schröder by putting his cat in a box and performing an experiment which led to the cat being blown up. Leif explained the idea of tough love to Shröder but as that didn't help the crying Shröder, Leif instead made up a theory of simultaneous states of being alive and dead.
Leif suffered a year full of misery and drinking. During this blue-year he wrote, produced and recorded all by himself the magic-rap song. It immedieately became a top-hit and made him both rich and famous. In interviews Leif claimed to be misunderstood and misinterpreted. He "really hates this song, it stands for everything that delutes the search for ones truth!".
Since being a guest at Oprah Winfrey, he became notorious for his "weeks of constant midget-hob-masturbations". When asked about it later he would reply "I am not proud of it, but it serves me well.". 
== Leif on sex ==
*It's better to have it ten times in the woods rather than having it once in your hands
*If you can't go in it, go through it
*It's really all about having fun, if you don't have fun you won't become great
*No one knows when they are ready, it's better to go out and get dirty
*When you think about it, it's really just a number, just like any number.
*It can happen to YOU!
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Lemon breasts

Lemon breasts (Citrus tittium) is a mutation of lemons which causes the two ends to be too close to each other, which makes them look like woman breasts.
== History ==
The first lemon breasts originated in Dr. Dre's laboratory, where he experimented with lemons to see what molecule causes lemon cancer. It was discovered that by injecting three molecules of oxymoron into an unripe lemon, you can shift the ends of the lemon to be closer or farther to each other. Dr. Dre earned a Nobel prize for this discovery. 
This phenomena was later researched by Dr. Eggman, who found that you can increase the size of the ends by inserting silicon. That is how the lemon breasts got its final shape, the one that we know today, and also, he discovered plastic surgeries or something.
The original lemon made by Dr. Dre is currently sitting in the Museum of Bad Sex. 
== Chemistry ==
This phenomena happens because when the citric acid from the lemon pairs and makes a connection with oxymoron, they make the lemon more unstable, which makes the construction and the structure weaker and easier to modify. If an oxidized moron starts reacting with acid, it starts overreacting, which makes the citric acid angry, and then they start a fight. While they are fighting, one end is slowly moving to the other side, due to the moron winning against the citric acid. 
Warning: if not done properly, your lemon can turn blue and/or start leaking oil. This mostly happens with Brazillian baboon lemons. Do not try this at home.
== Misconceptions ==
Many people tend to confuse lemon breasts with lemon chicken breasts. The main difference is that lemon chicken breasts are a dish, and the real lemon breasts are not. The real lemon breasts cannot be eaten, due to too much dangerous substances that could harm your health.
== Usage ==
 The most notable use of lemon breasts were by Paris Hilton in 2018, when she came to endorse her products to the survivors of the 2017 Mexican earthquake.Paris Hilton scents opportunity in disaster One kid asked her "What are those yellow things there?". She smacked him and he fell down on the mud. That part was cut off and the footage of it doesn't exist anymore, after Paris' lawyers sued the person that recorded this. They've settled off court.
Other uses: 
* Rafael Nadal on Roland Garros 2019. Novak Djokovic challenged Nadal to play the whole championship with lemon breasts on. As expected, Nadal won Roland Garros for the 127381943th time. He performed even better than before. From then, Nadal uses lemon breasts in every match.
* Miss Piggy
* Your Mom while we had sex yesterday.
== References ==
Category:Lemons
Lemonparty

Lemonparty was a political party founded by George Washington Carver in the earliest years of American history. Though Lemonparty was founded primarily as a response to the British Lemonade Tax, it made several lasting contributions to ancient and modern politics.
== Foundation ==
In the summer of 1792, Britain struck a blow to the American colonies when the notorious lemonade tax was imposed during a record heat wave. Little girls languished in poverty and the populace thirsted for justice - sweet, lemony justice. Lemonparty quenched the thirst of a nation through the strong advocation of traditonal morals and baseball. As notorious prude Urethra Franklin once said, "The Lemonparty is not an anachronism. The Lemonparty stands for modern morals, common sense, and free blowjobs - even for liver-spotted elderly men. Our forefathers founded America upon these principles, and Lemonparty will not see them washed away like so much lemonade!" as she began to publicly suck on a shockingly large lemon in defiance of the lemonade tax, the Lemonparty stood for right morals and right thinking. Lemonparty members inherited these rather conservative opinions from their distant forefathers, the Quaker Oat Amish.
== Decline ==
After enjoying a period of moderate prosperity and seeing several Lemonparty members elected to the ACLU, the lemonade-related furor died down and the Lemonparty faded into obscurity. Party President Baba Yaga re-oriented the party in a desperate attempt to appeal to youth by changing the slogan from "To Juice and Squeeze Forever" to "Just suck it!" This attempt to revitalize the party failed, however, and the party was disbanded in favor of the Tubpersons, followers of Harriet Tubman.
== Rebirth and Demise ==
In 1984, disaffected members of the Republican Party reformed the Lemonparty, changed the slogan to "Pucker Up" and sponsored the presidential campaign of Sen. John Pucker of Nebraska. This bid to revitalize the party was a dismal failure, for the party failed to appeal to lemons - a key demographic. Former Lemonparty members retired quietly to their bedrooms to slather themselves in Ben Gay and experiment with using icy hot as a personal lubricant, and the party was no more.
John McCain promised to provide free lemonparties every month if he was elected in 2008.
==See Also==
* Fruitopia
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Leng

There has been a great deal of confusion over Leng, or the Lost Continent of Leng, as it is commonly referred to. It's common to conflate it with Atlantis (they're both lost, after all). That's wrong, however. In fact, a fact which is little known outside the circles of the Illuminati is that the correct name for it is last, not lost, continent of Leng. 
The confusion apparently arose due to the use of the Merovingian alphabet in a some of the earliest documents in which it's described. The 'a' and 'o' characters look identical in that script, save for a tiny blip which could easily be mistaken for a flyspeck. This was never a problem for the ancient Merovingians, as they lived in a desert where there were no flies. However, modern archeologists, working with documents which had been stored for centuries in Ethiopia (to which they were carried for preservation during the fall of Merovingia) are not so lucky and are sometimes tripped up in the most unfortunate ways by the thick clouds of flies which ... where was I going with this, anyway?
Rejoining our heroes, we find that they're engaged in a discussion of the Last Continent of Leng. The point to be made here is that it is not, in fact, sufficient to call it the last continent of Leng, for it is more precisely known as the first and last continent of Leng. The reason for this is that it was the first continent to exist, even before Pangea, and, according to a prophecy found inscribed on the inside of a narrow-necked urn discovered in an Etruscan burial site, it will be the last continent to exist, as well. If it doesn't quite exist just now, well, that's just a passing phase.
What's more, it's worth noting in passing that Leng is referred to in the Bible. It's not widely known, but when Jesus asserted that the first will be last, he was, in fact, talking about the continent of Leng, which is both first and last.
All of this is sufficiently confusing that it should come as no surprise that a number of famously confusing, or confused, items actually originated on Leng.
* The Apatosaurus, or "Deceptive Lizard", evolved on the continent of Leng. It is known for playing the most long-term practical joke in history, in which it confused a group of paleontologists who were born millions of years after all Apatosauruses had died out.
* S. Confusa, commonly believed to have originated in Africa, actually first appeared on Leng, and only later took root in Africa after its seeds were carried there by migrating dodos, which used them as a form of currency. In fact, this is the first known use of anything as 'currency' in the animal world. 
* The confused flower beetle originated on Leng, where many of the flowers are chronically confused as well. (The beetle is often confusedly called the confused flour beetle but that makes no sense. It's really just a spelling mistake. After all, when was the last time you saw any confused flour?)
Anyway this is probably as much information on the subject as you can absorb just now, so I'll stop here.
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Lenny Legless

Lenny Legless is a mythical creature is known to terrorize all who do not comply. Indian Folklore describes the Lenny Legless as a humanoid known to have hunched gait. The existence of its legs is in a constant state of flux as one can never know if the leg is truly their or an optical illusion caused by staring too much at the sun. Known to emit loud mating sounds, the Lenny Legless probably isn't really legless but like you can never be sure about these things. Experts in the situation tend to claim that they're pretty sure that it wears a prosthesis but counter arguments proposed to say "then why does it bend, tiffany?".https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Lenny-Legless-Lizard/dp/1514848422
== Origin of Myth ==
The origin of the missing legs seems to exists since forever. People just assumed that it's probably missing a leg. Nobody is sure why but it just seems to sit right in the gut. Some say they've seen the disembodied leg left on the field the last Tuesday but that was the leg of another person so we can't really confirm. Some suggestions seem to point towards Lenny legless being a snake-like being as the lack of legs might suggest but a snake doesn't wear glasses and shirts so it's probably not that. 
== Threat ==
Nobody knows the threat Lenny legless might pose to human life as prolonged exposure has only resulted in headaches and suicidal thoughts. It is unsure how what damage the creature could do with the alleged missing leg. Using it as a club or a Frisbee has been theorized but you never really know with these things. An encounter described by a person narrated how Lenny legless beat him in an alley as it repeatedly went on tangents on how he won't amount to anything because his shoelaces weren't tied. Though again neither confirming or denying the existence of his legs due to the presence of a misty haze in front of them. Is it one leg or both legs or any legs at all? We are not sure.
== References ==
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Leon Spinks

Billionaire Leon "Pretty Boy" Spinks (conceived in Tucson, Arizona around 1850) is (possibly) one of the greatest actors in the known world. Formerly a male model and escort, Spinks rose to fame after playing the leading role in the "Sugar Ray Leonard Story". He now, most notably, runs a successful fashion design company and leading chain of sex shops. 
== It begins with hard times ==
If Spinks' tales of rags to riches are true, then his life story seems even more remarkable. His mother was a Catholic missionary with a penchant for Country music. His father a fiddle player from Louisiana with one eye, lamentably, this was for the ladies. They married around the time of Leon's birth, and is was shortly before this that the problems first began. The arrival of a bouncing baby boy put strain on the couples relationship. This resulting in them abandoning Leon in the Forest of Little Hope, where he was consequently raised by squirrels until the age of 15. The squirrels taught Spinks a valuable lesson in the importance of saving (nuts) for the future. He applied this "Squirrel Logic" to the stockmarket in later life, and after a few false starts, he swiftly accrued his vast wealth (but wait.. you are getting ahead of yourself). 
== Now it's getting better ==
As a result of his mothers Catholic genes, Spinks developed a taste for kittens around the age of 16 (him, not the kittens) and was briefly involved in the their trade. However, after a series of run ins with the law, Leon sought more legal but less moral ways of making money, and became a male model and escort. His brush with kittens, left its mark on Spinks and it is thought that he still has a kitten addiction to this day.
== Oh, but then this! ==
At 23, Pretty Boy, as he was now known, went into business with tycoon restaurateur William Burroughs, and the all new lunch time dining experience fashionably called "Naked" was born. The milk of success ran freely for the first few years, but due to 'Burroughs' megalomania, their relationship soured. Pretty decided he must quit, and left Burroughs to wallow in the cottage cheese of regret.
== Desparate Measures? ==
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Leprosy

Leprosy is both a fictional disease invented by William Shakespeare, the first comedy writer of medieval Europe, and a coincidentally real disease discovered three years after Shakespeare's death, and also the death metal band, Death's second album. To much laughter, actors who pretended to have the disease were brought on-stage, and pulled off each other's limbs; eventually, real lepers were unwillingly brought on stage after the discovery of their existence. At the end of the performance, those still standing, or at least those with the most limbs remaining, would be crowned with a crown made of bits of dead leaves, twigs, and spit. As stated by the American Medical Journal in 2004, leprosy is transmitted by leperchauns.
According to a recent study by the Pew Research Center, "95% of all [surveyed] lepers would give an arm and a leg to be cured." Results were not as consistent, however, in concern to whose arms and legs the lepers would be giving.
==Spontaneous Leprosy==
If you are celebrating lesser known holidays, and you wish to become infected with leprosy to celebrate them, such as World Leprosy Day, you will spontaneously become infected with leprosy.
At random times you may suddenly feel like a spring brook and one of three things may happen
1.nothing.(wasn't that fun?)
2.you may loses an arm or two, or even your prostate
3.you might become Scientology's newest member!
== Famous Instances of Leprosy ==
* The Count of Monte Cristo, who was stricken with leprosy, once famously escaped his mountain prison by throwing pieces of himself out of the cell window until his entire body had been freed. He went on to slay those who had wronged him, and became an idol in Nepalese culture.
* Leprosy used to be a loved disease that filled your tummy with cookies and ice cream. While it still kills, it has reached recent popularity because some celebrities have been infected with it. Tom Hanks
** Today, people with leprosy are invited to special resorts design just for them, paid for by their respective government. It is said that the resorts are so relaxing, no one ever hears from them again.
* Leprosy was also featured in God's autobiography, the Bible.
* The famous adventurer, Ur-Lord Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, claimed that the only cure for this fictional disease was a fictional substance from a fictional dimension. This substance is called 'hurtloam' by the imaginary inhabitants of the imaginary dimension .
== See also ==
* Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
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