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Haunted McGangbang

Have you ever eaten the "secret menu" item at McDonalds known as the "McGangbang"? It is a combination of a McChicken patty and two beef patties in one humungous sandwich. However, what this story entails will be new information whether you're familiar or not. There is a single McDonalds hiding in the suburbs of of northern California. While 99.9% of customers will not witness anything out of the ordinary or shocking, as for in all intents and purposes, it IS an average restauraunt, this establishment hides a dark secret.
If you approach the cashier on a Sunday night, within the hours of 8-11 PM, and say "I would like a Haunted McGangbang, please." (you must use this exact phrase), the cashier will deny this being a menu option. However, if you repeat it exactly 66 times within 6 minutes, the cashier will fall dead silent and their face will begin to warp into numerous unknowable forms. A commanding, evil voice will emerge from this abomination of the human body. "Yes, my master. Please follow me."
They will lead you down into a dark, damp cellar. They will stop in front of an innocuous wall and open a portal into another room. Within is a sick, warped perversion of the reality you emerged from. The walls will be covered in the screaming faces of the damned, a combination of metal clanging and the anguised cries of those around you will perforate your eardrums. On a pedestal in the center of this chamber is the forbidden sandwich. The cashier will turn to you, and in the same horrific voice tell you "That will be $3.95. Have a nice day!". They will take your money before vanishing into thin air, and they will manifest back at the cash register with no recollection of what happened. If you refuse to pay, they will use their malevolent powers to set you ablaze and leave you to burn in the cellar. Nobody will be able to find you or save you.
The portal leading you into the chamber will shut as you walk in. As you take a bite of this slab of meat and bread, you will experience a euphoric sensation that overrides the horror around you. You will feel like a god as you continue to devour this highly caloric and sloppy meal. After you finish your meal, the world around you will turn white, and you will awaken back onto the vehicle you arrived to the building from. Your money will be returned to you and all will seem as if was all but a mere dream. However, if you take a look at the back of your right hand, you will see an unsettling sight: the McDonalds logo in front of a pentagram will be branded on to your hand. You will forever be no longer hungry. You will have forever be known as "the one who is lovin' it".
Category:Trollpasta Category:Rituwel Category:EVIL FOOD
Haunted Object Destroyer

I am a professional haunted object destroyer.
Don't you fucking laugh. I work 24/7 to destroy haunted games, lost episodes, and anything else that will send you to the Shadow Realm. Don't believe me? Let me tell you a story.
One day, I was watching TV while waiting for something to destroy. Suddenly, there was a knock on my door. It was a Nintendo 64 cartridge with "MARIO" written on it. I knew it was haunted, so I took my trusty sledgehammer and smashed it into pieces. Later, I was driving home after getting some groceries. I spotted a black rectangle on the road. I got out of my Toyota Corolla and picked it up. It was a VHS tape with a label that said "SPoNnGeBoB LoST ePisSoDE". I took it home and destroyed it. Immediately, I noticed a DVD lying on my floor. It had "666" written on it. I destroyed it as well.
Why do I do this? Well, demons are trying to convince you to do bad. And they use "haunted games" and "lost episodes" to do it. But they're all fakes. Remember, there are no lost Mario games or lost SpongeBob episodes. So if you see a cartridge with "MARIO" written on it or anything like that, help me save humanity and destroy it, will you?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Haunted Oblivion Elder Scrolls 4

I've been scared lately. I was searching the internet for a good Oblivion torrent file when a ad came up saying "Looking For a Oblivion Torrent?" I was startled. Then the file opened up. This scared me as i knew you had to accept a download first. The other thing that seemed off about this is that oblivion was a big game and it only took about a second to load. I opened up MagicDisc and got oblivion up and running. When i got to the title screen, something was off. It just said "Options" and nothing else. When I clicked on options it had a choice either Demonic or Satanic. This didn't scare me much so i continued. I didn't know the difference from Demonic and Satanic, so i chose demonic. I spawned as usual but when i spawned there were two things wrong. 1. The emperor was wearing a full set of Daedric armor. 2. When i talked to the emperor, He just said "May he have pity on your soul.." when i tried using persuade on the emperor a text box appeared saying: "For what you've done, he doesn't want to talk to you." When i got out of the tutorial, the grass was red. Usually i'd think this as a glitch, but because of what just happened, I didn't think so. Also right when i got out i was killed by imps. Then the game crashed. The game wouldn't turn on and when i looked behind me...
Credited to Littlebirdbird03
Originally posted on Crappypasta.com
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Pages with proper attribution
Category:Shortpasta
Haunted Pokemon Black

I live in a very small area in Nebraska with just one Gamestop, I am a HUGE Pokemon fan, so I was estatic when Black and White came out. But unfortuneatly, the local gamestop closed 3 days before the release. Determined to get my godamn Black version I drove 30 miles and pounced on the first copy I could find. I got a new one because I was afraid of all that used haunted game shit, and I started playing as I was driving. I already got the 7th gym badge with my lucky Musharna and I progressed up Dragonspiral tower, but when I got there, things changed. Things really changed...
Instead of the legendary dragon pokemon, a huge Musharna stood before me, I was afraid, I shit my pants in real life. It spoke to me through the speakers...
Spongebob: "YOU USED ME, YOU USED ME, I FAINTED MANY TIMES JUST TO GET YOU FUCKING PIECES OF METAL."
This made me piss my pants, Spongebob was the name of my Musharna. The screen did a spiral animation and I began to feel very, very weak. Just then, my piss short circuted my DS that was lying in my lap. I heard thunderous pounding, and spahgetti started pouring rapidly out of my pokets, it smelled of grape jelly... The closet, it shook once, twice, three times...
And then a skeleton popped out.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Potty Humor
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Haunted Pokemon White of Evil and more Evil!

One day, I was walking home after skool and I found a pokemon white case with a cartridge in. I was a big fan of the fifth generation, especially white, so I picked it up and looked at the sticker on the front. It said: Pokemon White, Special Edition! Awesome, I thought. I ran home and popped into my DSi, and started playing.
I chose Snivy as my starter, and played for a while. Then I got to Dragonspiral Tower, where N was capturing Reshiram. I got to the top, as normal, and N had caught Reshiram, but then there was a roar.
The top of the tower was crumbling, and a falling rock crushed N and killed him. The name of the tower suddenly changed to PatrixxxSpiral Tower, and a cutscene focusing on the top of the tower played. Patrixxx's face appeared over the tower, and said this "You can run but you can hide!"
The character started running, until he was no longer on screen. Patrixxx looked at me, and then he broke the fourth wall.
"Hello Player. You are doomed. Ha. Ha. Ha." He then sucked me into the game!!! I am speaking because I have no computer now!!! HELP ME-
"Ha. Ha. Ha." "I am done drawing power from this game. Now I am free, and even stronger."Oh, and one more thing....
YOUR NEXT! (sort of)
See you next time.
Ok, so, let me introduce myself, my name is Earl. E. Demise. I had just found a Pokemon FireRed game, "Special edition", but no case with it. It was strange, but I didn't care. Next to it, I found a flash drived, signed E.P. I think it's just the old owner's initials.. I put it into my computer, and a note pad file popped up about some kid's death and "Patrixxx." Wow, a failed attempt at scaring me. I pooped the 'red cart in my DS, and I began to play. Its awesome. I got to choose a starter right away, Strange. I picked a Charmander, and got to raise him, got all the badges. I'm having fun. Char (my charmander, who is now a Charizard) is following me, like in Heartgold/Soulsilver, and he talking in telepathy! He's a fire/flying/physhic pokemon! I turned around to talk to him in Viridian Forest, and it said this... "Charizard is scared and flew away, bringing all your pokemon, but with no room for you! He is sorry!" Oh shoot. I know something is about to go down. I am hearing chainsaw noises, probably from Jeffery, but The Rake killed the chainsaw noise guy and ran away. Strange, though. What?? My DSI is emitting this sort of signal, and its buzzing.! Gah! The lights went out!!! I am hearing footsteps, not my own, though. OH MY GOurjhfiwhfiokhfkoafhioaofojoidhoiafhfoiiafopphhkdnakdkf?F'f/w'f/
"Hahaha." "He is dead and you will be..."
SOON!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pokemon
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Old Shit
Haunted SMB1 Cartridge

One day i got a NES and i got alot of classic game’s for it such as super mario bros. 3 and the legend of zelda. I was still searching for the first super mario bros. i was going to every single flea market i can go to and i still could not find it till i found it at a mini mall but there was something weird about it. It was only cost 50 cents and the cartridge did not have mario on it. Instead it was written by some one that wrote SMB1 on it. It was orange so im guessing someone wrote it with a orange marker. So i bought it anyway and as soon as i come back home i started to play it. The game started normally the only weird thing was that every time i get a coin or a power up there was no sound. I thought it was just a glitch till i went down the pipe to get more coins and the underground theme was backwards. So as soon i get to the end of the first level the flag pole was not there so i got curious to see whats more further ahead. So i was keep running and running for like 3 minutes till i passed something that was in the sky i went back to see and there was pixil red letters that said “Don’t Go Any Further!” I turned the game off and decided to rest for the day. The next day i wanted to show my sister the haunted game. The game started normally again and there was nothing weird going on. No reverse music and the flag pole was there. So my sister thought i was just joking till after i completed the first level. When level 2 began there’s a scene where mario go’s into a pipe but while the scene was playing the sky was red and there was black letters in the sky that said “I Told You So!” Then the screen went to black while the underground theme was playing backwards. So i turned it off and my sister told me to get rid of it. I decided to investigate more about the haunted game. The next day i play it one last time and this time mario’s name is not on the top right corner instead it’s mike. The whole time i was playing the game all the songs where in reverse but nothing strange happend. This time the underground level was fine but the music was still in reverse. This time i go to the warp zone and there was only one warp pipe. It was world 6 as soon i go down the pipe the level was not called world 6 – 1 instead it was world 6 – 66 then the level started and there was blood on the ground and i could not move mario and the sky once again was red with black letters that said “Mike Found You!” Then the screen turned to black and i started to get this really bad headache till i turned it off and broke the game. Now days i get these weird dreams from that game ill never get a game with a marker written on it ever again.
, 16 November 2012
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:Mario
Haunted Spongebob Gag Ball

It was the summer of 2022 and sexual gag toys were made illegal, anyone caught with one was threatened with EVIL PATRIXXX's might. I always wanted a Spongebob gag ball, but I was Romanian level poor and never had the chance. One day, I went to my local thrift store and was looking around in the anal prolapse ring section, I saw gold, green and red but no yellow, like Spongebob. I looked behind a idubbbz 18 inch dildo and saw Spongebob's face, it was the one thing my sad adult life lacked, a Spongebob gag ball, it was $69.420 all I had was a paper clip, a penny and belly button smegma, so I hid it up my ass as it rolled up like a vacuum sucking up a cactus. I broke through my window, excited to finally have a Spongebob gag ball, as I put it around my mouth, I felt sick, I started shitting my pants as my ass crushed my fecal matter up like a hydraulic press crushes playdoh, it felt amazing, always how I imagined owning a Spongebob gag ball. I put it around my jaw, locking it in like a belt, all the sudden, my window had a... creepy blood written message.... saying if I don't buy a amazon prime subscription and watch Spongebob, that I would die, I was frightened, as amazon prime is dumb as shit and has no good movies, I don't wanna waste a single penny on it, so I took my Spongebob gag ball off and pee'd all over it till the paint fell off the eyes... I saw black eyes on Spongebob with red pupils, and what appeared to be bloody tears.
I got aids and broke through my dry wall as shit came out of my ass, the poop fell and slapped my ass and made it jiggle. The Spongebob gag ball started flying and chased me yelling "I AM GOD AND EVIL SPONGEBOXXX, AND I WILL KILL YOU". I ran down the street, screaming, but no one heard me, I hid around the corner of my neighbors house, it started singing "Now this is a story all about my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air" I shitted and farted and prolapsed and cummed all at the same time. I tripped on "the rock" Johnson and did a triple flip and fell on my ass, it jiggled and bounced me forward, God and Spongeboxxx approached my open anus and said "prepare your anus" as he flew up it and made me fly, I begged "please don't drop me Mr.God and Mr.Spongeboxxx" but he did anyway. I fell through my neighbors roof and looked at his T.V, he was watching Adam Sandler in Big Daddy, I watched and started to burst with laughter, Adam Sandler came out of the T.V and said "I'm gonna eat your butt" and I died of AiDSsss
The End
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Haunted Spyro Year of the Dragon

I bought a copy of Spyro Year of the Dragon off of eBay. I played that game when I was a child.
2 weeks later.
Friend: SWEET PUT IT IN YOUR PS2 
Me: Ok Friend: Hold on a sec there is a letter here......
The letter went like this. This game is haunted DON'T PLAY IT! THROW IT OUT! SNAP IT IN HALF! DO ANYTHING BUT DON'T PLAY IT! I AM WARNING YOU THE...... THING IS AFTER ME!
Me: I don't think it is a great idea to play the game. 
Friend: Whatever! I am playing it no matter what!
So we started playing it. The title screen was normal. It had Spyro and the dragon egg. The game froze. Then Spyro had bloody fangs everything was bloody. The thing where it says 'Press Start' now said 'Press Start If You Dare'. We started playing the game. For some odd reason we were playing as Cynder. Cynder didn't come till what? Way after that? Anyways Cynder was running and the background was peaceful. Sheep were hopping. Then the game froze again. Cynder was bloody and Spyro was laughing this very evil laugh. Spyro then looked at the screen and said "Who's next?"
My friend turned the game off, took it out, and snapped it in half. But she was to late. Spyro possessed her. Cynder appeared right beside me. For some reason, I thought in my mind Cynder was never the dark. She was the light. Spyro is the darkness that consumed his world. Now he was trying to corrupt this world. Spyro then became a dragon. Killing my friend. Cynder lunged at him and sent him back to hell. Where he came from. Cynder looked at me and stared at me and smiled.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Haunted Super Mario 3

MY NAME IS BEN DROWNE AND IF YOUR READING THIS LISTEN CAREFULLY. IT ALL STARTED SOME DAYS AGO WHEN I BOUGHT SUPER MARIO 3 AT A YARD SALE. IT WAS REALLY CREAPY AND THE MAN WHO SOLD IT TO ME WAS REALLY CREAPY TOO. I REMEMBER PLAYED THE GAME WHEN I WAS A KID BACK IN THE 1980'S WHEN THERE WERE NO COMPUTES AND MICHEAL JACKSON AND ELVIS WERE ALIVE, AND I ALWAYS PLAYED WITH MY BEST FRIEND WHOS DEAD NOW. HE DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES SO NOTHING SCARRY ABOUT THAT.
ANYWHO I POPPED IN THE GAME IN MY OLD NINTENDO (THAT I HAD SAVED BECAUSE NOSTALGIA) AND THE SCREEN SHOWED UP. WITH RED BLOCKY LETTERS ON A BLACK BACKGROUND IT SAYS SUPER MARIO 2. "STRANGE" I THOUGHT, I DIDN'T REMEMBER IT BEING LIKE THAT. THEN IT SAID "PRESS START" SO I PRESSED START AND THE SCREEN GOT COMPLETELY BLACK. "OH GREAT! IT'S BROKEN!" I THOUGHT AND WAS ABOUT TU TURN IT OFF AND DO SOMETHING ELSE WHEN... SCREEEEEK! I HAD TO COVER MY EARS BECAUSE THE SOUND WAS SO LOUD THAT CAME FROM THE NINTENDO.
THEN... MY BLOOD FROZE. ON THE TV WAS MARIO WITH AN EVIL GRIN AND BLOOD FROM HIS EYES, AND NOT THAT BLOCKY OLD BORING GRAPHICS BUT HYPER REALISTIC SKIN AND BLOOD! LIKE SKYRIM GRAPHICS BUT MORE REAL! MY HANDS WERE SHAKING BUT I TOOK THE CONTORLLER AND PRESSED START...NOTHING HAPPENED. I PRESSED ALL THE BUTTONS ON THE CONTROLLER BUT NOTHING HAPPENED. I THOUGHT MAYBE THE BATTERY WAS BAD BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED. BIG TEXT SAID "YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PRESSED START". I WAS SCARED. I TRIED TAKING OUT THE GAME DISC BUT THE TEXT WAS STILL THERE. I TOOK THE PLUG OUT OF THE WALL BUT THE TEXT WAS STILL THERE. THEN IT CHANGED. IT WAS A PICTURE OF... OF... ME! DEAD! I RAN OUT FROM MY HOUSE AND I HEARD SOMETHING BEHIND ME. MARIO WITH BLOODY EYES WAS RUNNING AFTER ME, WITH AN EVIL GRIN LIKE BEFORE! HE LAUGHED AND SAID "YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PRESSED START HAHAHA" AND I RAN AND RAN AND RAN FOR DAYS, AND NOW I'M HERE, FINALLY AT A COMPUTER AND CAN WARN YOU. NEVER EVER PLAY HAUNTED SUPER MARIO 3!!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Hyper-realistic
Haunted Super Mario Bros. 3

Last week, I had the urge to play some Super Mario Bros. 3. Unfortunately, when I moved to my new apartment, I must have lost my copy of the game in a box somewhere. I was dying to relive some memories though, so I gave in and tried to find a cheap cartridge of Mario 3.
I was planning on getting one off eBay or something, but on my way home from the store one day, I came across a family having a yard sale. I parked my car and took a look, just in case they had any old Nintendo games. As luck would have it, they did.
I looked through a box of them for a minute, and found something odd. At the bottom of the box, below a copy of Elevator Action, I found a dirty, somewhat yellow cartridge with its label torn off. In the label’s place, were the words “Mario 3”.
The man running the yard sale approached me. He seemed a bit nervous, and asked me if I was interested in buying the game.
I said, “Fuck no! Haven’t you ever read Creepypastas? This is a possessed piece of shit you got here! See ya!”
, 23 October 2012 by Christian
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:Satire
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Haunted Walmart

So I was at Walmart awhile ago around Christmas time and my wife wanted me to get those little Christmas drawing books for our kids. It was late and I just wanted to be in and out, so I was in a hurry but I just couldn't find them. I ended up running into this employee who I asked for help. And so, this guy stops stocking boxes, turns around, and reveals this massive scar doing down his face across his eye. He looked like if Ted Kaczynski was a Bond villain. An enormous man with this scraggly beard and a strange cough.
He tells me in this thick southern accent that right now is a terrible time to come here (We live in Vermont). And I remember it vividly; He asked me to look up at the ceiling. And that's when I realized the lights in the store aren't on and the light coming from the windows has almost completely vanished. It was around 4 o'clock, the sun was about to set and the store was going almost completely pitch black.
He tells me "The last thing you wanna do is be in this store when it goes pitch black." I then noticed the rope strung across the floor tied around his waist. He held it and told me that the rope was mandatory for employees so they didn't get lost in the store. He told me about how "Tim got lost when the store was pitch black weeks ago and we still haven't found him." He said "What we do know is that whenever we found another one of our co-workers weeks after they were lost, well, I don't know what happened or what he saw but he hasn't been the same since."
I was still trying to understand what was happening and what he meant when he then said "I'll let you in on a little secret" and he pulled out his phone and showed me an image of what must have been a 16 year old kid. He told me "This was me 6 months ago working part time." Then everything all started to make sense. "You ever noticed how weird people tend to shop at Walmart?"
He said "I remember seeing my co-worker have a violent flip-out at a customer after only smoking a little weed on their break. Or once I saw a fat lady on mobility scooter, only to realize that that lady wasn't ON the mobility scooter, SHE WAS THE MOBILITY SCOOTER. IT WAS CONNECTED TO HER SKIN, LEACHING INTO HER LIKE A PARASITE. OR once I remember we had this guy walk out the store with a whole shopping cart full of cough syrup. "Said it was for a taste testing video on Youtube. It's not that weird people shop at Walmart. Shopping at Walmart makes you weird."
"Every. Single. Day. Every single day I come here to work I ask them about the secret tunnels. And every time they ignore me. Now even when the store is pitch black and they still make me put 1 item on a self from my cart per minute. You tell me there ain't some grand conspiracy here." Was he right? I don't know. All I knew was that I had to leave immediately. And I've never went back to Walmart since.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep