The Loud House Early Reel

This Is Fake, Not Real.
Let's Go Back To The Year 2016. Remember The Loud House? That Cartoon Caused A Lot Of Buzz And I Happened To Be A Big Fan Of It Myself. It Recently Piqued My Curiosity That There Was An Unreleased Early Reel Of The Show, And As Soon As I Heard About It, I Began A Search For It. I Tried Contacting The People Who Work On The Show, Via Emails Or Phone Calls, But I Never Got A Response Or I Only Got An Answering Machine.
My Last Resort Was Contacting Chris Stavino, The Guy Who Directed The Cartoon. I Managed To Get On A Skype Interview With Him, And Asked Him General Questions Like "Where Did You Get The Idea For This Cartoon?" And "What Did You Think Of The Finished Cartoon?" And Whatnot. So When I Asked Him About The Purported "Early Reel", He Just Fell Silent. I Could See His Face Going Pale. He Proceeded To Tell Me, "Don't Look For It. Just Let The Memory Die." He Hung Up The Call Right Then And There, And I Just Sat At My Desk, Confused. I Went To Bed.
The Next Day, I Tried Emailing Mr. Stavino About The Early Reel, In An Attempt To Find Out More. I Managed To Get A Response Exactly Forty-Five Minutes Later! The Email Said: "Just Give Me Your Address And I Will Send It To You... If You're Sure You Want To See It, Then I Guess I Can't Stop You. Beware, For The Things You See Will Forever Stay In You Mind For The Rest Of Your Life." I Was Unsure If I Really Wanted To See The Early Reel At This Point, But Hey, Morbid Curiosity Got The Best Of Me. And So I Sent Back Another Email With My Address And A "Thank You".
About A Week Later, I Received A Package From Mr. Stavino Himself. It Was The Early Reel DVD...Strangely It Had The Exact Same Designed As The Regular Loud House DVD. I Popped It Into My DVD Player (Yes, I Still Have One) And Let It Play.
On Doing, I Ordered In Pizza, When The Pizza Came, I Started Watch The Early Reel DVD, And So, A Grabbed A Bottle Of Coke Along With The Pizza, And Let It Play. The Paramount And Nickelodeon Logos Were Normal. When It Got To The Main Menu, There Were Two Options, Play Final Show, Or Play Early Reel. I Chose Play Early Reel.
Oh How I Wish I Hadn't Clicked On It.
The Intro Was Different, The Movement Of The Characters Were Just Fine, But Here Are All The Changes.
1.The Music Was Playing In Reverse For Some Reason
2.Lincoln Had A Terrifying Grin On His Face With Sharp Teeth
3.The House Looked Abandoned And Unorganized
4. When Lana Wrenched Up The Toilet She Had Hyper Realistic Eyes And A Huge Frown On Her Face.
5. The Water Coming Out Of The Bathroom Was Blood Red.
6.When Lincoln Wizzed Down The Stairs There Where No Pictures On The Wall Above Him.
7.The Sky Towards The End Of The Intro Was Black And The Tree Was Cut Down.
8.When Lincoln And His Sisters Sat On The Couch They All Had Red Blood Shot Eyes
9.Baby Lily Didn't Walk Across The Screen At The End Of The Intro And There Where No Credits
I Assumed That These Were Just Errors And Glitches, And So I Continued Watching. The Title Card Simply Said, "The Loud House 2009" With No Picture. I Was Confused As The Loud House Didn't Premiere In 2009. In fact, The Show Didn't Come Out Until 2016. But I Assumed That This Was Just Some Early Prototype Version Of The Original Loud House Show, And It Was Never Finished. It Cut To A Screenshot Of The First Episode Left In The Dark. But Lincoln Didn't Move At All, He Didn't Talk Either, He Just Stood There. It Then Cut To The Scene From Save The Date With Lincoln Talking To Clyde McBride It Was Again Dead Silent. It Cut To Static, The Strange Thing Is That I Could Work Out Some Kind Of Video In The Static. It Looked Like Ronnie Anne Lying In The Streets. Vansilla Pulled Up And Ran Over Ronnie Anne Continuously And Her Organs Splatter Across The Screen. "Gross!" I Said To Myself, Honestly Thinking I'd Puke For A Second.
It Then Cut To The Scene Of Lincoln, Lori, Bobby, And To My Surprise, Ronnie Anne Entering The French Mexican Buffet. Didn't She Die Earlier? I Thought. When Clyde Got Angry, He Proceeds To Wall Into The Cooking Area, Picks Up A Ketall, And Poor The Scorching Hot Water, All Over His Face. It Then Showed A Close Up Of Clyde's Skulled Face. It Cut To Static Again With No Hidden Video Thankfully.
It Then Showed Lincoln During The Loudest Mission, You Know, When He Eats Too Much, And CJ Wants To Play, The Disturbing Thing Is The Scene Just Kept Going. Rosa Eventually Ended Up Killing Lincoln By Stabbing Him In The Stomach, While Ronnie Anne Was Pushed Off The Roof By Carl, Where It Show Her Canibalised Body On The Road, Where She Later Got Hit By A Car. It Looked Similar The Mufasa Getting Push Off The Cliff By Scar In The Lion King. I Ejected The DVD And Threw In On The Concreek Outside, Where I Broke To Smitherines, I Collected All The Shatter Pieces And Threw The In A Bond-Fire I Quickly Made, So Nobody Else Would See It. While I Watched The Pieces Burn I Said To Myself, I'll Never See You Again, Lincoln.
I Couldn't Sleep For Weeks After I Saw The Early Reel, One Night, I Heard A Dark Voice Say, "Would You Like To See It Again?" I Turned Around Fast, And Saw A Lincoln Doll With Those Red Blood Shot Eyes. I Said, Go Away! Get Out Of My Life! And Punched The Doll In The Face. I'll Never Watch The Loud House, Or Any Bootleg DVDs Again, Because Every Time I See Anything Loud House Related, I See Those Hyper Realistic Blood Shot Eyes. If You Come Across A Loud House Bootleg DVD, Stay Away From It, Or At Least Destroy It!
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.