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AN INTRESTING STORY FOR OLD FAKS

OK SO THERE WAS A EVIL PATRIXXX WAITING AT MY DOOR AND IM FRIGGIN OUT SO I DIDNT OPEN THE DOOR BUT I DID SO HE USED WURHLD EAT AND ATE THE WORLD NOW YOU THINK IM DEAD BUT IM ACUALLY AT MARS YES MARS BUT EVIL PATRIXXX WAS DERE SO I GOT MY VACUUM YES I HAVE A VACUUM AND I SUKD HIM UP NO WAIT NO SEXUAL REFERENCE HERE GUYS NO WAIT HE PULLED MY VACUUM AND TOOK OUT A SWORD BUT NOT JUST ANY ORDINARY SWORD A DIAMOND WORD SO HE KILLED ME AND YEAH IM WRITING THIS IN HELL YES HELL THE BEST PLACE FOR ME
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
AN UNHUMANOIDLY TALL FIGURE HAS RISEN FROM THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY

AN UNHUMANOIDLY TALL FIGURE HAS RISEN FROM THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
START THE ATTACK HELICOPTER
HEY!
BUILD THE HELICOPTER AND OFF TO THE ATTACK
PREPARE THE ROCKET, LOWER THE HELICOPTER AND MAKE THE ATTACK
THE NEW R/NOSLEEP COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
AOC Supreme Emperor Copypasta

The year is 2030. The AOC is now the Supreme Emperor of the United States and the Americas, and has successfully executed her forced feminization program, converting 72% of the us male population into women, the remaining 28% either existing peacefully as femboy subs or have fled the country, if they're lucky. All references to Dr. Seuss, Mr. Potatohead, and other such martyrs and thoughtcrimes will lead to prompt and inevitable cancellation by means of Jewish space laser. All statues of white people have been torn down and replaced with statues of AOC alongside Mao Zedong and Che Guevara, and the public has thus collectively forgotten about Robert E. Lee. The constitution has its 28th amendment, codifying mandatory cock and ball torture for all penis-having citizens no less than twice a week. It is illegal to say "Merry Christmas". Heterosexual relationships are strictly forbidden. Attack Helicopter, with pronouns brr/brrs, is a gender recognized on the official list of 93. The police have been almost entirely defunded, nationally having an annual budget of $5.30, enough for a single Big Mac Combo Meal. There is a new arm of the state, namely the "rape police" whose sole duty is functionally a secret task force to ensure all consent is affirmative and enthusiastic. All citizens must pledge allegiance to the LGBTQIA+ rainbow flag and swear oaths on White Fragility by Robin DiAngelo. All g*mers have been deported. Mexico is now the 53rd state, behind Puerto Rico and Washington DC. All bathrooms are gender-neutral. Marxism, the theory proposing the government do a lot of things, has become the official state ideology, including mandatory education on critical race theory beginning in pre-K. White people are second class citizens, guilty of being white, and all white people must publicly apologize on the behalf of their race as a coming-of-age ceremony at the beginning of pubescence. Facts now care about feelings.
We will no longer be subjugated by AOC and her inner party, the Squad. The Culture War is not over. We will not be cancelled. We are the resista— *radio static*
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
ART

I was browsing through the internet, looking for new games. I didn't know what to play, since nothing looked good. I found a weird game. ART. It sounded cool, so I downloaded it. After playing it, I wished I didn't. It started out 2D, and third person. I saw a painting. I could go in it, like Mario 64. And I did. It was a first person platformer. I jumped around, and found the ending! YAY! I went to the level chooser, and I picked the 2nd level. It said to not press F, but to get to the ending, I have to press F. So I pressed F. It crashed my game. And when I went back... well...
==Things got creepy==
The world started to get all bloody, and red. I went into the 3rd level. It was a First person maze, and there was a green arrow saying "THIS WAY FOR ENDING" I followed it, duh, and it trapped me. It told me to go back, and I went to the start. But there was blood saying YOU CANT ESCAPE. GO THROUGH THE SPIKES. DIE. And I followed the green arrow, but instead it was just a yellow wall saying GOOD BYE in blood. I hear a shooting noise. I turn back, and find a guy. I went and grabbed the gun from him, shot him instead. But when I shot him, he was the character that I was playing! The character died too...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
ARTHUR TV

The episode starts. It shows Arthur reading a comic. There was a scream on the background, and a picture shows here are, and D.W. says 'will you' and distorted it's cut to static and it shows D.W. running and it's cut a black background and says 'A week of crying later.' It shows Arthur holding a popcorn of bowl. And D.W. says, "It's still my creepy time." It cuts to static, and D.W. cross her arms, and Arthur running and take so long. It shows a black background and says "25 minutes later." It shows Arthur reading a comic and a scream on the background like the beginning and D.W. running. It cuts to black background ands a scream appear ands a picture shows DW Eyes are white and her face were red.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:English Class Failure
AVGN.EXE

I used to be a fan of AVGN videos. It all changed after what I've seen only a few months ago. It took me this long to tell the story since I needed intensive therapy from what I saw. You see, back in March, I was looking at the channel where the AVGN videos are posted when I stumbled upon a video titled "I Don't Want To Please Stop". This weirded me out. Normally his videos are never like this. They usually are game or movie reviews so a more serious video title concerned me. I clicked on the video.
The video started with the camera showing a dark room that you can just barely see someone looking towards the camera. The person began to say "If they know about this video, then I'm dead". A light then flashed for long enough for me realize that the person is the AVGN himself. "I never really wanted to make any of the videos that I did. One I was a young adult, a group of bizarre people broke into my house and beat me with a copy of Sonic 06. I woke up in the same room that you get to see in my game reviews tied up to a small chair. After a few minutes, someone told me 'my future vision tells me that you will have a career outside of YouTube for your entire life. We will do everything in our power to stop that from happening.' They untied me, made a few threats, and forced me to make game reviews. I have to go. They might find me." The video ended. I was then automatically exited out of the video. I tried to find it but it must've already been deleted as it was no where on the channel. Nothing has been posted on the channel since then.
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Category:File Extensions
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
AXX

It all started when I got my NDS. I got myself an R4 and some games. After a month I got Super Scribblenauts.
I played it a lot, I used to....
After I played and almost finished the game I was going to sleep. The next day when I opened up the NDS and played I saw a new profile named AXX.
I was creeped out. I entered in and all of the levels were completed!!!! Max money, all of the badges.
That was strange. I researched and still nothing...Next day I played Legend of Zelda Spirit Tracks. AND CAN YOU GUESS WHAT???
AXX was there, along with my own profile. I checked the profile but he didn't have ANY hearts! This is getting stranger and stranger...I tried to delete it, BUT nothing!
It would just reappear and stay there. After a few days I got Pokemon Black and as I got it VROOM on my bed to play. But I did a big mistake.....
I started playing, everything was normal until I chose my starter. Every Pokemon was named AXX and they were ???-Type. I chose Snivy but the game froze...
NOW IT WAS GETTING ANNOYING!!!
AND THE GAME WAS A LEGIT COPY!!
I was playing Super Mario Bros. and somehow I found Bowser in the desert, but it froze...
I restarted the game and under my profile was AXX. How in the world????
AXX was getting so annoying that I played on his profile to find out what was happening. I entered in World 1 but...
The sky was pitch black and it was written on it AXX with neon green. I played forward; I got to Bowser's castle.
THE GAME FROZE!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Not again!
I started a new game on NFS Underground. It was alright until I found that, on the plate of my car it said:
STOP
Strange, huh?
I got bored of this AXX thing so I just wanted to listen to some music on my NDS.I plugged in my SD Card but when I played music, it was... static!
I was searching for something that is not static but I found a file named AXX.
I played it and it was a distorted voice...
It said something like "Hoy eare!" May names are az and wanted to day!
It was distorted ok?
THE END....
OR NOT
I wanted to play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. I started a new game and when I chose my partner I named him Wiggy. But when I entered the game my name was AXX and my partner's name was DEAD. That was very weird...
This was getting strange and I tried to play forward. As I progressed Chatot's name was DIE. Wigglytuff's name was HELL and Loudred's name was CURSED and Azurill's name was BODY.
I just STOPPED the DS and I had taken a brake from it.
THE END
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pokemon
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
A "Foodfight!" Creepypasta

Have you ever herd of the movie "Foodfight!" It's a movie about food mascots fighting evil mascots trying to kill them. Anyway on to the story. I on a walk when I found a copy of "Foodfight!" The cover had the title ritten in a blood like substance. There was nothing on the spine and the back just says "Pleay me" so i went home, and did that. The menu had Twinkie the Kid having a bite taken out of him with blood pouring out,Carlie the Sunkist Tuna turned into sushi (You can tell by the sushi being blue and his hat being next to it.), The Vlastic Stork with his wings ripped out, and Mrs. Buttersworth completely empty wnd having no surup. I was feeling uneasy. The only option was "Play" so I cliked it.It didn't start with an establishing shot at the DuperMarket like usual. But rather with Dex Dogtective and DareDevil Dan walking passing with bunch of corpses. After a while Lady X appeared in front of them and killed them. I was mortified! I ejected the movie beforw it could finish. I tried to destroy the movie but before I could I felt something holding me back when I turned around and I saw a hyper-realistic Lady X she hit me with a bottle of Vrand X and she told me to finish watching. I put it back in and continued watching. It showed Brand X killing iconic mascots like Chester Cheeta, Pepsi Man, and the HamBurger Helper hand one by one, and the credits started rolling. Lady X turned of my TV and she hit me once again than left. I shoved the disc in the garbage disposal and tore the case in half. After that I than went to bed and I lived Happily Ever After. ThecEnd.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Hyper-realistic
A "Loving" Husband

Hi. My name's Travis. I haven't met you, yet. Or have I? Oh yeah. Remember me? I'm your childhood friend. I believe we have some catching up to do. Well, now I'm 23. I'm married to my highschool sweatheart. What else? Ah. Also, I killed all of the people that got in the way of our love. I hid them in an abandoned cemetery. Ironic, eh? Anyways, you won't get in the way of out love, will you? Heh. The look on your face right now. You don't know what to say. Don't say you won't if you don't mean it because I can tell. But, if you say you will, I'll put you like the others. Oh, you won't? Great! So, you can become part of out family! What? You don't want to be part of our family? Then must mean you're in our way. You know what I do to people like that. What's that? How can you be with us, but not in the family? That's not possible. You're just lying to keep from dying. Why don't you want to die? You'll only end up like all the others. Not to bad. I'll just stand here. Waiting for you to make a mistake. Eventually, you'll fall asleep. That's when I do it. I'll capture you and take you to the cemetery tie you up against a tombstone that reminds me of you. You'll be awake by then. This is when it gets fun. I'll cut your eyelids out with my pocket knife. Then you'll have to watch yourself suffering and watching yourself die. I'll cut a little piece of you off at a time. First your tongue. All the way to your toes. One by one. You'll be dead by then. Most likely from bleeding to death. Maybe even drowning in your own blood. That is, if you refuse to drink it when I pour it down your throat. By then I'll bury you. Nobody will ever know what happened. Huh? Why am I telling you my plan? Hah! That's because you can't do anything about it! Why you may ask? Because this has already happened. Yet, I'm the one that has the scars. You're untouched. How can this be? How could you do this to me, Travis?
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
A "Scary" Pokemon Creepypasta

I loved pokemon as a kid. It was my favorite game evar. I don't have any of my old games cause my mom sold them at a flea market. That night I cried because my pokemonz were all gone. Twenty years later here I am on ebay trying to get pokemon yellow. The guy who owned it used the name Cliched_Old_Guy and had the price set to one cent. The item discription read "I got this game form a flea market where the guy running it said it was free. So I'm gonna make it one cent just because he said it was haunted." I was all like no way is it haunted and I bought it. It came to me in two business days, and as soon as I got it I started it up. It played fine until I got to lavender town. You see when I was a kid I heard the lavender town theme and I almost wet my pants with urine. The music still creeped me out and it got weird as soon as the music slowed down and the screen had a tint of blood red. Afer 10 minutes passed  (I was in the bathroom for those ten minutes) The music was slowed even more and the screen looked blood red almost hyperealisticly blood red. I was like dear god this is getting scary. Then a hyperealistic picture of marrowak with it's hyperealistic eyesockets filled with hyperealistic blood hyperealisticly appeared. I hyperealistically puked and I think my pants hyperealistic had hyperealistic crap in them. I was hyperealisticly scarred as that was in a kids game. Then there was hyperealistic audio of a hyperealistic woman saying "ALL YOU HUMANS ARE THE SAME. PUTTING OUR LIVES IN DANGER FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT. YOU MADE MY SON AN ORPHAN. YOU MADE ME DEAD. NOW YOU SHALL DIE WITH US."  With that I just ran out of the house and just kept running a good 10 miles away from my house til I heard a boom, so I ran back to my house to find it in hyperealistic ruins, and my gameboy was utterly destroyed as if it had hyperealistic exploded. After that I found some clean clothes 120,000 dollars and my car keys, aswell as some food and just left. Not a day goes by where I remember that day.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pokemon
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
A Bad Dream

"Daddy, I had a bad dream."
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness — it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
"No, Daddy."
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your daughter's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not sweetie?"
"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing Mommy's skin sat up."
For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off of your daughter. The covers behind you begin to shift.
"Baby, just shut your mouth..."
David Bowie erupts from the covers, tossing your dead wife's skin aside like one of his famous stage costumes. "DAVID MOTHERFUCKING BOWIE!" you and your daughter scream in unison.
"This ain't rock n' roll... This is GENOCIDE!" he screams, materializing a flaming guitar out of the ether and into his hands. He proceeds into a jam session that results in a horrific block fire killing thirty seven people and was hailed by Rolling Stone as the greatest concert of the decade.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Dreams
Category:Music
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
A Biid for Beauty

My daughter, Rebecca, finds herself lost in the euphoria of a great day dream as she lies patiently on her hospital bed. Today is the day where all of her dreams come true. No longer will she look at all the beautiful people with envy and crazed jealousy. She has finally made the choice to look like them and she couldn’t be more pleased.
She will finally be able to enjoy the perks of being one of the few beautiful people in the world. First she will get a new ride and then she will get all the best seats at all the best games, concerts and other wonderful social events. People will stare at her as she cruises around the neighborhood and they will vie for her attention, offer assistance and give charity whenever they get the chance. Even though the people around her disagreed, she and I both knew this was the life she was born to live.
Rebecca has known for many years that the only thing holding her back was her perfectly normal left leg. Today, at the age of 19, she will B.I.I.D. Farewell to it and all of her dreams will come true. I couldn’t be happier for my baby!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
A Biologically Male Human Walks Into a Bar

A man walks in with his two biologically human legs into a bar at approx. 11pm, hoping to get some sort of alcohol, this results in him being 1 on 1 with a bartender, he exclaims to this bartender (29M 5"11, blonde, hazel eyes with facial structure similar to those of a handsome Italian) "won't you get me a beer?!".
Then the bartender tells the man he will in fact get him a beer, but returns with root beer, a non alcoholic soda, drank in various countries under different names. The pun is, instead of alcoholic beer, which is to be expected, he got root beer, a non alcoholic soda, drank in various countries under various names.
You are now permitted to laugh after dissecting and understanding the humour in the dialogue presented.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
A Bird in the Bathtub

8:44 a.m
This morning I went to the bathroom and saw a bird in the bathtub. A dead bird, still like a statue, looking lifeless. I bet you don't see that everyday. I will admit, it was a really interesting way to start off the morning, and it was probably a sign that the whole today would be strange yet satisfying.
I have a party invite tonight at my friends house. It's a pool party, so i'm going to need to get a swimsuit and set up a music playlist, since that's what the party host told me to do. All of the guests would also have to bring some type of snack to share for everybody. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes that I bought from the store the other day. Red velvet is such an underrated flavor, am I right?
5:17 p.m
I just packed my bag with everything I was going to bring. Towel? Check. Red velvet cupcakes? Check. Extra pair of clothes for after? Check. And of course my phone because I wouldn't be able to give o anywhere without it, and I also wouldn't be able to play the music!
7:34 p.m
I'm currently at the party and we're having a blast! My best friend Adam has hecka abs, and this girl named Janice looked so hot in her bathing suit. People were dancing to the music I picked out, while others dived into the water. We were all having a great time.
8:14 p.m
This is not a joke. The pool is getting stained with red as Adam's body floats above the water. Cops have been called. A few guests have left the scene already because they were terrified when they saw what was going on.
I made the red velvet cupcakes have a melted texted because I personally think melted cakes taste way better. It looked like everyone was responsible for the crime since the red coloring of the treat was stained onto their arms and hands.
Then I looked at the speakers. The music that was playing was a grim, haunting sound that would normally be played in a funeral. I timed that perfectly since I was the one who set up the playlist. I made sure that music would play at that specific time, and it did.
So as I looked at Adam's lifeless body I just couldn't help but chuckle. It was like a bird in the bathtub.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Jornel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
A Botched Family Dinner With Dead Dads

My mother and I were holding a seance so our dead fathers could come for dinner.
When neither showed up, ma broke down and cried. I told her maybe it was because they were actually not dead.
Ma then went to the basement to check their chopped-up bones. "Nah, they're as dead as our family dinner." She said.
Right at the moment, the police broke into our house and arrested us for murder. Turns out our dads did show up, just not to have dinner but to use the phone.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta