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Vic Toews

Victor "Vic" Toews (born September 10, 1952) is an infamous Canadian internet troll who spent fifteen years preparing for the coveted title of "Greatest Canadian Troll"; faking his way through several high-level government appointments until he managed to convince the President of the United States of Canada, Stephen Harper, to grant him the fictitious role of "Minister of Public Safety". 
In 2012, convinced that he had wasted enough of his life on an 3pic tr0ll - he launched Operation: Creepy Uncle Vic. He stood up before a bunch of newfags in Parliament and said that the government said he was allowed to see what porn everybody was collecting on their computers, catalogue it and test new masturbation techniques to it...and that anybody who had a problem with Creepy Uncle Vic stealing their pr0n, jizzing on it and then tucking it back under their mattress was obviously a pervert.
The operation was a complete success, the blogosphere went crazy, the lamestream media began choking back tears of rage, the sheeple baaed inanely, and a bunch of other made-up terms that really aren't so clever as people think, also reacted.
The fun really got going when somebody took his stupid plan seriously and started complaining about Creepy Uncle Vic, and said he wasn't allowed near their computer since he had a tendency to impregnate anything with an input slot in his immediate vicinity. Suddenly Creepy Uncle Vic felt a pang of Troll's Remorse and thought this game wasn't fun anymore, and decided to call 911 and complain that somebody had something nasty on the internet. 
==Personal life==
Due to the fifteen years Creepy Uncle Vic spent perfecting his troll, very little is known about his personal life except the Dadaist ridiculous identity he invented for himself. He took the identity of a German-speaking pacifist, and if that's not crazy enough, suggested that he was a sex addict with a tendency towards the babysitter of his children. Nobody noticed that the idea of a German pacifist was about as realistic as the time Osama bin Laden claimed he was a Catholic at airport security - nobody noticed that is, until...
IT WAS TOO LATE!!!
==Legacy==
The enduring legacy of Creepy Uncle Vic was that it was the first time that the international community criticised Canadian intolera... noticed that there was a large landmass above the United States. 
Category:Canadian politicians
Category:Trolls
Vice

The term vice can mean many things. Some of them are listed here. For legal reasons, not all meanings of the term have been listed.
* A vice is an adjustable surface-mounted clamp. It is illegal to place your own head in a vice in Argentina, but it's okay if it's someone else's. Particarly if they are of an opposing political view. One of the most popular vice manufacturer is Miami Tools Ltd, whose CEO seems to be stuck in the 1980s.
* Vice is the generic police term for Naughty Things. In this context, Vice has subcategories of 
:*Naughty Things we do
:*Naughty Things we'd like to do
:*Naughty Things we've seen done
:*Naughty Things someone told us about
:*Naughty Things we're not going to let you do
* Vice is a freely distrubuted book written by Christopher Morris.
* Vice is an optional way of pronouncing 'Mice' if you have a billiard ball in your mouth.
* Vice is the first part of Vice-Versa. 
* Vice Crispies is a popular breakfast cereal.
* Vice is a first name in Croatia.
* Vice is a magazine famously depicted in the Nathan Barley documentary serial.
Victim

It's pretty easy to be a victim in modern society. If I decide to decorate my garden with large iron man traps, you get to be a victim if you trespass and get your leg severed. If I decide to keep a large, usually friendly dog, you get to be a victim when you break into my house and he eats your arm.
This is widely accepted to be a good thing, as we fight against the pernicious influence of concepts like responsibility.
A major step in this battle was won recently, when a victim from America asked for a hot coffee, was served coffee, and then found it was hot. The court ruled that she was a victim, and she was forced to accept large sums of money.
Following this award, her life descended into a vicious spiral of cheap drugs and easy men. In a currently ongoing case, the original court is being sued for making her a victim of being handed money too easily. She is allegedly seeking compensation in the region of $15.2 million dollars.
==How not to be a Victim==
While "not getting what you want" and "getting what you want" are both perfectly valid ways to become a victim, they do not apply in all cases. Specifically:
* Losing an Election makes you (approximately) 52% victim of corruption, 48% whining loser.
* Losing a war makes you a tyrant
* Exception - Losing a war when you had most stuff makes you a victim of anarchist demonstrators and misinformed public opinion
* Not getting the nuclear weapons you want makes you a favoured trade partner
* Not getting the universal disarmament you want makes you a whining liberal
* Not getting up before midday makes you late for work
* Exception - Not getting up before midday when you are the boss makes you a victim of your hectic schedule
==See Also==
*Hot Coffee
*Sue
*Loser
*Republican
*You
*Jussie Smollett
==On no account look at==
*Common Sense
*Sense of Proportion
==It's always good to look at==
*Making up Oscar Wilde quotes
Category:Occupations
Category:Hobbies
eo:Viktimo
Victor's Secret

Victor's Secret is a Russian based company that produces racy underwear and speedos for men. Due to its surprising popularity, the company is now a multi-national corporation worth almost as much Microsoft. Its ads declare that even you can disgust everyone within eyesite. Victor obviously has no secret.
==Theory==
The majority of overweight men in the United States have decided that no trip to the beach is worthwhile unless everyone else on the beach suffers. But there was just nothing they had to wear to show off their ass, flab, and hair. Suddenly, Victor moved his headquarters to the United States. It turns out that no one in Russia wants to go to a beach. They'd freeze their asses off. Why would they even consider getting a thong? And they obviously didn't need racy underwear to have kids. Speaking of kids, they have to go. The bread's not going to grow itself. Damn famine.
The poor obese citizans of the United States suddenly had their problem solved! Now they could flash anyone! The idea become so popular, that old people started to buy speedos.
==Recovery==
After the initial flashes, people learned to just look away, and hope that the images weren't burned into their minds forever. Victor, losing sales, released neon colors that could be seen miles away, due to light sensitive chemicals. They also hypnotized people to look at the thongs and speedos, and we were doomed to be blinded forever. Sales that year exceeded all other industries, including food. We are all fucked.
==Inspiration==
People often ripping out their eyes from Victor's work have wondered why the fuck he is so distrurbed.
Victor was an olympian for Mother Russia in 1962. He wrestled. He lost only once, because people ran away screaming after seeing his outfit. In his losing match, his obese American rival was wearing a thong. Victor is recorded to have said in a gruff, accented voice HOLY FUCK! AT LEAZT I COVERED MY NIPPLEZ! Then he ran away. He realized that there was a posiblity to create costumes like that, and maybe sell them to make a living.
==Sex Appeal==
It is rumored that having a man-thong will remedy your sex life. No one wants to fuck them as it is. How will showing off rolls of fat, hair, and your ass benefit anyone!?
==Catalog==
What! You want a catalog! Get out of here! Go diet! Go put on a normal bathing suit! 
==What to do if you see Victor's Work==
RUN! Blind yourself as you sprint away!! Pray that the images will go away! If they don't, kill yourself! They will never leave you! MY EYES! OH, GOD! MY EYES!!!
==Related==
*GAP
*Abercrombie & Fitch
*American Eagle
*Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
==External links==
*Victorias Models Videos (They need Clothes) 
Category:Bastion of Corporate Evil
Category:Companies
Category:Retail
Category:Conspiracies
Category:Scams
Category:Evil Organizations
Category:Evil
Victor Wooten

Victor Lemonte Wooten (born September 11, 1964) is an American punk/screamo ukelele musician best known for his Avant-garde expiremental rendition of the classic 1950's song "Bat Outta Hell."
== Childhood ==
Victor was born on February 31st, 1978 on a brussel of grass sprouting from a crack behind a French Bistro in New York (ironicaly, this is where most fruit and nut vendors usually make most of their profit). In 1977, when Mr. Wooten was still in his fetal stage, his surrogate mother, Anna Nicole Kidman, lived on nothing but "meow mix" and canned water chesnuts which largely contributed to this musician's talent and success. His younger years are credited with being vital to his self proclaimed "true passions" of finger painting and fashion design, but since his adopted father Hugh Jackman did not think this was a masculine hobby, young Victor's artistic talents were never fully nurtured and he chose to study music instead.
== Musical Beginnings ==
In 1987 when victor was just 16 years old, he ran away from home due to various arguments and disagreements with his father. These are the years that Victor easily considers his hardest. He lived off of a bountiful supply of ground nutmeg and various other Indonesian spices that were provided to him by an underground culture of humatoads. Just two years later, Victor was introduced to a young sexyphonist known as Michael "Montagnus" Mcquillan. They met in a pancake/smoothie bar and were immediately interested in each other. Montagnus persuaded Victor to follow him back to his house where they would work on Montagnus's budding musical technique he called "Tetrachordic spooning." Such an interaction led Victor to question his sexuality as well as his morals.
== Rapidly growing success ==
Just two weeks later, Victor and Montagnus along with bassist Friedrich Nietzsche and foot percussionist Charlie Chester formed a musical group known as "Jim Jam and his smelly marble." The group was critically acclaimed and was an instant billboard topper. Their first single "Howdy Howdy Chicken" hit #1 in the UK and just barely reached #4 in the US. This group is currently still together, but has sprouted a vast number of solo projects including many formed by Victor himself. While "JJAHSM" is Victor's main group, he has single handedly built up an extremely large fan base of "Victorites," which fulfill his everyday fantasies.
== Poor Health ==
In 1998, Victor was diagnosed with a rare condition known as "head inflation syndrome." The condition causes the victim to invent dilusional thoughts and have a really big head. Victor currently still suffers from this condition and is supposed to die in the late 2000's if not sooner. Or later.
Category:American musicians
Vida Guerra

== Biography ==
Born in March the 19th, 1974, Vida Guerra is an American actress/model that has born in Cuba and with 6 years old moved out to New Jersey.
She always wanted to be a model. As every honest citizen, she needed to start from down below her career and achievement of dreams. Her first job was to clean toilets and caca in the grass, right on famous Camp Fuck You Die 
Again, as any other citizen, there was the need (thus the idea) of getting done on the parades. With that in mind, Vida Guerra and her father started the campaign to market her image.
After many tries to reach the success, appealing to photoshopped images, singing in diners, and anything else you can think of, Vida Guerra and her friends Britney Spears, together with Paris Hilton, launched a campaign in the media: Showing panties. The success was so large, that it is used until today when a celebrity starts to lose it's fame. 
Another fact, was her leaked cellphone pictures, to be found elsewhere today. Adding to that, Playboy magazine called her someday and maybe you can find her Playboy too.
As tendency of success, now our friend here hosts a tv show in north-american television, one of those sitcoms I never heard of because I live in a hell hole away from the civilized world.
She is most know for her nice ass. Which men around the world masturbate to, and what an ass it is. It's so unbelievable nice that she only models her ass, since men are perfectly find jacking off to just that feature of her.
She is a hotty.
In Brazil, Vida Guerra Means War Life. But hot... Oh forget it.
== Repercution ==
Now very happy with the results, Vida Guerra takes a good life. Her friends and her stopped doing those things in the media, and are now acting pretty maturely (and how mature is that, man !! Wow). She now thinks about having kids and moving to North Dakota, Bismarck, to visit her long time friends Daniel Walthers (the Tourettes Guy, Internet phenomenon, artist and now retired sedentary).
Her plans also include to keep on doing that program on tv, turning to be a famous singer and accepting her father's excuse when the same has been caught abusing of Kitten Huffing.
Since 2003 she has been taking ass shaking lessons by another famous Latina vixen Jennifer Lopez. 
Vida then hopes to take over the title of greatest ass in the world from current and ten time champion Shakira.
== Fap fap (Use caution) ==
Over 250 Vida Guerra photos to spank to
Category:Latina
== See Also ==
*Latin
*Babe
*Pride (I'm proud of this girl, man)
*Cuba
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Video Game Criticism

Video games criticism has come to existence due to a minutiae of reasons including "violence" and "suggestive themes." The enraged critics of video games include politicians, parents, and mammals of the canine family. These two point five categories are broken down into groups below.
==Politicians==
Politicians pose the largest threat for many video game fans(i.e. with the exception of those who play educational video games). Politicians have come the consensus that Grand Theft Auto is by far the most violent, perverse game series. Though the franchise started many years before their controversial release of Grand Theft Auto III, this is the first time it has come under the scrutiny of the political spectrum. But the first video game that was under political attack was Mortal Kombat. As one of the first easily accessible video game that displayed blood and dipicted and encouraged gore-filled scenes. Politicians have outwardly spoken on their obvious hatred of all things entertaining that they, themselves, are incapable of understanding. Such attitudes can be summed into two different categories the , "Video Game violence melts children's brains" and the, "I hate video game violence so much the space-time continuum distorts my perception of reality in such ways that would conclusively cause excessive and painful flatulence." This is what makes politicians so incompetent when dealing with technology. They want to destroy video games due to their own inability to discriminate between reality and an electronic device used to manipulate images on a video display.
==Parents==
Parents have been caught in the middle of this debate. Their children have been trying to convince them that their violence has not been caused by video games, but instead by books. Politicians say the violence is caused by the video games, excluding educational video games.
Instead of teaching children "real-life" situations such as depicted in Grand Theft Auto, -such as in a hypthetical situation in which you have a prostitute in your car just after the business, you want your hard-earned (or stolen) money back, so you get out and murder her(or him?), gaining a level one warrant. You then could take the car with the body in the trunk and drive it off a cliff as you roll out, or you could wait for the police and get your "ass beat" by "the man."- politicians wish parents to believe that children will reinact these situations by vicarious learning, thus almost conditioning them to commit horrendious acts unconsciously.
==Dogs==
Dogs require attention from their owners in order to survive the domestic lifestyle. Children no longer desire the responsibility to take care of dogs. The dogs are taking notice to this trend and its correlation to video games. Dogs have attempted to break into video games in order to return popular culture focus back onto themselves. Dogs are not welcoming their new spot in the closet with all the other forgotten toys.
== See Also ==
*Video Games
*Grand Theft Auto
*Mortal Kombat
Category:Video games
Video game

Mmm-yup.
Them kids with them video games and newfangled technology. It's all bad, y'know.
Yup.
==Health Effects==
===Addiction===
Despite the fact that video games are cool as fuck, video game addiction is proven and real. Video games are actually not designed to be addictive. The side effects of this semi-well-documented condition are quite widespread, and stem from social withdrawal to obesity.
===Mass Shootings===
Electronic video games have been proven by several non-loosely based studies to cause involuntary obesity and cause frogs to become gay. Similar to other atrocious influencers like water, defecation, repeated oxygen intake, and consumption of edible foods, video games have been correlated to mass shooters.
===Public defecation correlation===
California is home to the Electronic Entertainment Expo, which is derogatively known as "E3". Los Angeles also has been discovered to have the highest rate of public defecation. Many experts have related methane released from cow farms to be similar to public defecation caused by video games. The game Grand Theft Auto V takes place in Los Santos and across the virtual world, dogs have been seen to take massive shits on the road regularly, experts agree this has the inspirational factor causing 40-year old bums to release themselves on the streets. Therefore providing indisputable evidence that video games are a contributing factor to global warming.
===Furry Hypnosis Program===
Video games, among other nefarious plots by the government to subdue and control the people, has been found to have hidden MKULTRA therapy fused among its many images. Ever since the widespread use of handheld consoles in the 1990s, we have seen a 0.69% increase in the furry population yearly. Children's brains, who have not been fully developed, are extremely vulnerable to this furry propaganda. Everything from Animal Crossing to Far Cry has furry creatures contained within their virtual realms. This has idealized the ways of the yiff yaff to many adolescents.
== See also ==
* Nintendo
* PlayStation
* Xbox
* PC
 
Category:Computers and Technology
Category:Games
Category:Nerd
Category:Things Bigger Than Jesus, But Smaller Than The Beatles
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Category:Secret codes
Viggo Mortensen

Viggo Mortensen, or "Asstwat" as he is known to his friends, is believed to be Danish, but actually is a Chinese car salesman who migrated after being fired from Wang Cars. He has won the academy award for Mouth Best Shaped Like An Asstwat for 3 years running. He has won the Academy Award for Kinda Sexy Foreign Guy for the past 17 years as well. His roles as "Wanky the Horse" in the ET, and "Gay-Human-King" in Lord of the Rings, and Jim the homo-horse in Hildalgo have brought him international fame, and limitless access to anal sex.
==Wanky the Horse Era==
In 1972, when director ET was casting for his blockbuster smash, ET, he discovered Viggo at a local K-Mart buying sneakers. Amazed with Viggo's natural ability to imitate a horse, he cast him for the part of Wanky almost immediately. Filming for ET began a few minutes later, and Viggo lived up to all of ET's expectations. The character, Wanky, touched the hearts of millions of Americans, and assured Viggo an iconic place in Americana.]
Viggo went on to record numerous rap albums as "Wanky the OG". His smash hits 'Can't Stop Fidgeting' and 'Jump, Jump, HUMP' both went quadruple platinum three times. He even guest starred on Home Improvement. In 1981, Viggo had a falling out with ET, and lost the rights to use the Wanky the Horse persona, ending his rap career.
==Drug Scandals and the FBI==
The FBI arrested Viggo under suspicion of being a Drug Dealer in 1987. He pleaded guilty to the charge and was sentenced to 5 years of rehab, which didn't help one bit since he created a drug called spedtsy. Created when mixing speed, exctasy, pcp and a mystery drug he got from a little green space ailen from the plant zork 8. He soon after got married to Your mom and gave birth to Russell Crowe, Joe Pesci, and Meryl Streep, all at once. All who of which know the secert of that mystery drug.
==Lord of the Rings==
After several years of his new drug business, Viggo was yet again enticed into the steamy underworld of uber-penis fucking. Peter Jackson asked him to play the part of a dildo. It was a challenging role for Viggo, for he was used to playing the part of com-doms. Viggo trained hard for the part, but inescapably, his dlildoness shone through his fragile foreskin-like exterior. He was riding [your mom] all during the gig.
==Hidalgo==
In 1957, ET decided to direct a real piece of shit, instead of a blockbuster smash. He would cast Viggo as the part of Jim, the horse. Viggo's natural penchant for buggery was again ignited and critics hailed him as a the best actor of all fucking time. After filming, Viggo again was arrested shooting his co-actor, and decided to quit the acting business, to work day and night as a bouncer in a strip club in New Jersey, where he continues to work today.
==See also==
*Lord of the Bings
*Ron Jeremy
*Anus
*Oscar Wilde
*Asstwat
*ET
Category:American actors
Category:American poets
Category:American writers
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