Robin's Rude Trek Stories

Robin's Rude Trek Stories was a personal Star Trek fanfiction site. It had pages for DS9, TNG, Voyager, TOS and a separate page for all f/f fiction.
The site was listed at Ultimate Slash Links as a Star Trek slash siteUSL: Q-Z, via Wayback: 05 April 2001. (Accessed 15 October 2016).
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==The Next Generation==
A Quiet Word, P/Q, Nov 99, [R]
What does Guinan think about P/Q? I mean, Guinan and
Picard go "beyond friendship", so I think she'd have just a few
'issues' with the Captain shagging Q just two decks below the
bar. And Guinan and Q are *such good friends*, NOT!
Pick Up, D/La, Oct 99, [NC17]
Geordi practices his dating techniques with his best buddy. I guess it works.
Captain Picard,
And The Twelve Tentacled Serpent of K'Lonath Lake, Picard, Riker, June 99, [PG]
A very silly response to a very silly ASC challenge. A bit of fun.
Prior Consultation, P/C, April 99, [NC17], Violence
Beverly makes a costly decision. The repercussions tear the Captain
and Riker apart.
Of Mime and Marmots, D/La, Mar 99, [R]
Geordi and Data practice charades. A challenge from jonk.
Slugfest, R/T, Mar 99, [NC17], Kinky
Troi ties Will down and gives him a pleasant surprise.
Bald man Whom he loves, P/C, Jan 99, [NC17]
I was mucking round with the AltaVista translation engine, babelfish. What
you do, for much enjoyment and hilarity, is run a story through it to one
language, then retranslate it back to English from that language. It is NOT
an accurate translation. The discrepancies can be too, too funny. Here is a
story I posted recently(Bald Man Lovin'), that I translated to Spanish and
back again. The babelfish Spanish is a little rusty, and turns out the best
bloopers. I have not edited it in any way.
Bald Man Lovin', P/C, Jan 99, [NC17]
The Gratuitous Sex Scene omitted from a recent ASCEML thread.
Boy's Night Out, Multiple, Dec 98, [NC17]
Hard to know where to put this story. It has K/S, P/Q/Sisko, J/7, and
even some implied Tasha/Kira. But Picard and Q have the most sex so
they win <g>. Some trek people go to a sleazy bar and watch
other trek people get naked, and then there's some sex.
Men Of Trek: TNG Photoshoot, Multiple, May 98[PG]
Tasha is put in charge of the new Starfleet recruitment photos. Or at
least that what she thinks.
The Back Room, P/Q, Apr 98, [NC17],
Picard and his minder enjoy some time in the backroom. S*q**l to Night
Clubbing.
Night Clubbing, P/Q, Apr 98, [R]
Mr Johnny and Q go clubbing and Miss Beverly gets a nasty surprise.
Kungeevoi, Multiple, Mar98, [NC17]
Riker and Data’s science experiment goes right. Geordi comes to the
rescue.
Q Card, P/Q, Feb98, [PG]
A quick Valentines Day greeting from Q to Picard
The Guilty Party, R/P, Jan98, [NC17]
Riker confesses to Beverly what really happened on Risa.
On The Ready Line,TNG/Aliens Xover, Y/V, Oct97, [NC17]
Tasha and Vasquez play nicely. Riker gets to watch.
The Couch Potatoes, P/C, Oct97, [R]
Holorole Story. Bev and the Captain slum it and watch a bit of telly.
Data's Dummy, T/?,May97, [PG]
Data’s little pal runs amok.
Rubber Band, P/T, Sept96, [R]
The crew are bored. Tasha helps them out.
NCC90210, R/f, Aug96, [NC17]
My first treksmut ever. Yeah right. As if I’d let *this* out in public. 
==Deep Space Nine==
That's Gotta Hurt, K/Ez, Mar 99, [NC17], BDSM
Kira is stressed, but Ezri helps relieve a few tensions by playing hard.
In Restraint, O/K, Jan 99, [NC17], Bondage
Odo finds a way to stop Kira distracting him that
works just fine for both of them.
Sins of the Flesh, G/B, S/O, Nov 98, [NC17]
Three monks stay at an Inn while the storm passes. In a spiritual journey,
the needs of the flesh intrude.
DS9 Photoshoot: Sport, Multiple, Aug 98, [R]
The Intendant and Dukat look at some "happy snaps" together.
It Serves, D/f, Int/f, July 98, [NC17]
A nasty BDSM with the Intendant playing with her new toy.
Just Looking, O/K, May 98, [R]
Kira and her lover *don’t* talk, but say a hell of a lot
The Virgin Princess Nerys, O/K, May 98, [PG]
A fairy story full of longing, passion and enforced restraint
Tool Time With The Tailor, G/D, Feb 98, [NC17]
Worf and Dax are having problems. Garak helps out.
Sirens Song, K/Quark, Jan-Feb 98, [R]
Odo tries something new to catch Kira’s interest. When it backfires,
Quark gets more than her bargained for.
The Story Of Love, G/B, Dec97, [R]
Julian has a special visitor so he dresses up for the occassion.
A Ball in the Hand, S/Y, Nov97, [R]
Sisko’s baseball means a lot more to him than he thinks.
No, O/K, Nov 97, [R]
Will Kira get her man?
Footsie, O/K, Sept 97, [R]
Odo and Kira play footsie in Quarks bar.
Details, O/K, Aug 97, [PG] and [R] depending on the ending.
A bit of Odo angst.
The Turning World, Aug97, [R]
David Lynch style DS9 short one.
Odo a'Gogo, O/K, July97, [PG]
The new addition to Quarks bar causes quite a stir among the locals
Thin Skinned ,K/D,G/B, May97, [NC17]
The major needs a break. But she changes more than her looks.
Tell Us About It, Odo, O/G, March97, [R]
Dax and Kira gossip with Odo
It's the Real Thing, K/D, March97, [NC17]
Kira and Dax have fun with Odo until they realise it *is* Odo.
Call Me, K, Feb97, [R]
Major Kira shows hidden talents, but I kind of expected that.
99 Bottles of Beer, K/B, Dec96, [R]
Alcohol abuse, swearing, toe sucking and naked engineers
A Blast From The Past, K/Yar, Sept96, [R]
Kira meets Worf’s holographic version of Tasha Yar. 
==Voyager==
lueless, J/7, Feb 00, [PG]
Janeway has a bad day. Seven listens to her. Robin gets
frustrated and wants to bang their heads together to make
them see reason.
A Lover's Touch, J/7, Jan 00, [PG]
How much does Seven miss being in the Collective? Some days
more than others.
Bare Naked Bottoms, J/7, Oct 99, [R], Filk
A filk about Janeway and Seven taken from the Barenaked
Ladies song "One Week". My first filk. Be gentle with me
Spider Bite, J/7, Oct 99, [NC17], bdsm
I don't often have Janeway on the receiving end. Sometimes even the
toppiest of people want to try catching instead of pitching. So, here's
a story about some consensual play of the hurty variety.
Penis? Irrelevant!, J/7, Oct 99, [NC17]
What would happen if the Borg had assimilated some radical
lesbian anti dildo feminists. Would Janeway be impressed? I think not!
Choose Again, J/Q, J/7, May 99, [NC17], Dark
Fifteen years into Voyagers flight. Janeway is given another chance.
Embers Of Desire, C/P, Apr 99, [NC17], Rampant Love Prong Warning
Two men, in love. But lust and desire are burning just beneath the
ordinary lives of our loving couple.
Dream A Little Dream, J/7, Apr 99, [NC17]
Janeway calls Seven over for coffee, and then they have sex. <g>
Casually Rough, Seven, Janeway, J/7, Nov 98, [R]
Body contact going too far. A matter of crew
morale. Is intervention necessary?
Xena Meets Seven, X/7, Nov 98, [PG]
A bit of fun inspired by a recent ET interview.
Caregiver, J/7, Oct 98, [PG]
The end of a long journey for Janeway and Seven.
Creatures of Habit, P/K, Sept 98, [R]
Tom and Harry, and life on Voyager quite a few years on from now.
Slap Happy, P/K, Aug 98, [NC17]
Harry has a cure for Tom's loose tongue.
Feet First, J/7, Aug 98, [NC17]
Janeway convinces Seven that sometimes it's better to go the long way
round.
Asking Nicely:Redneck Version, J/7, July 98, [R]
This is what happens when you run a simple little treksmut through the
Dialectiser.
A Fine Line, J/7, July 98, [NC17] BDSM
Janeway and Seven test their limits to the extreme.
One Man’s Meat, Neelix, P/K, July 98, [R]
Harry helps out a friend, and throws a party.
These Foolish Things, Kes, June 98, [R], Ruth’s story challenge.
a Starship (or Station) captain, one of their officers, a tricorder,
masturbation, 1000 word or less
Fanatic, P/K, June 98, [NC17]
Mr Kim has an unhealthy obsession with Mr Paris. His magic has
surprising consequences. Tuvok helps out.
Men of Trek: Voyager Photoshoot, J/7, Multiple, May 98, [R]
Janeway explains the allure of naughty pictures to her friend Seven and
arranges a slide night.
Tagged, Multiple, May 98, [NC17]
Continuation of Q-mulous by Cam Burnell. Voyager’s crew find Q’s
unique mark popping up all over the place.
For What It's Worth, J/7, May 98, [R]
The Captain writes a last letter to Seven. Janeway didn’t count on dying
so soon, but she’s glad she did.
Long Distance Conversation:Janeway, May 98, [PG]
A bit of fun. I ring up Janeway for a chat.
Fair Game, J/7, Apr 98, [R]
An armed and dangerous Janeway playing games with Seven.
Clean Canvas, P/K, J/7, Apr 98, [NC17]
Harry paints Tom. Janeway commissions him to paint Seven while she
watches. Kind of a dark story.
Hand To Hand, J/7, Apr 98, [NC17]
Janeway watches Seven and Torres fight. Then Janeway and Seven go to
bed. Simple, but the end has a bite to it.
Asking Nicely, J/7, Mar 98, [NC17]
Janeway teaches Seven the difference between “needs” and “wants”.
Rampant Love Prongs, P/K/J/T, Q, Mar 98, [NC17]
Q chucks a hissey fit and takes it out on the crew. Janeway has some
explaining to do.
Meltdown, T/?, Jan 98, [NC17]
Torres finds something nasty in the woodpile, er, warp core.
Polly, P/K, Dec97 , posted Jan98, [PG]
Harry finds something nasty in the wardrobe.
Liplock, C/P, Dec97, [R]
Chakotay recruits a companion. Sequel to Persona.
Persona, C, Dec97, [R]
Chakotay is hiding something in his closet that he uses to help unwind.
Being Bad, P/K, Dec97, posted Jan98, [NC17]
BDSM. Tom gives Harry a happy but painful birthday.
Strangeness in the Night, C, VOY/RL, Nov97, [PG]
Revenge Challenge Story. Chakotay pays me a visit.
Gone Too Far, P/C, Sept97, [R]
Paris plays one trick too many and Chakotay sorts him out.
Doorway, Q/J, Sept97, [PG]
Sequel to Keyhole. Janeway returns to Earth
For The Best, P/K, Holodoc, Sept97, [NC17]
The Holodoc’s science project gets out of hand. Tom and the Captain
make the punishment fit the crime.
Keyhole, J/Q, Aug97, [PG]
Q gives Janeway an unwelcome present, but he’s only trying to help.
Elbow Room, J/Q/Tu/Q, July97, [PG]
What really happened when Janeway, Tuvok and the two Q’s were stuck
in the comet.
Farmer's Apprentice, P/K, July97, [PG]
Voyager has a roll in the hay. Tom and Harry find a solution that pleases
everyone, even Tuvok. Then disaster strikes.
Detached, P/K/N, June97, [R]
A Talaxian secret is out, and Paris makes merry with it.
Leaping Lizards, P/J, June97, [PG]
It’s a day in the life of Mr and Mrs Super Evolved Lizard, aka Paris and
Janeway.
Failure to Communicate, P/K, May97, [PG]
Janeway’s coffee deprivation leads to a careless error.
Hole in One, P/K, Feb97, [PG]
Paris flys undone and has a nasty accident. Is this mean the end of a
promising career?
Party Boy,(Voy/DS9), C/G, Feb97, [R]
Janeway is a sneaky bitch, but it’s all in a good cause.
Sprung!, J/T, Jan97, [PG]
Tom is up to his old tricks again, with the Captain’s permission. Torres
is stressed. Janeway helps her out.
Peeping Tom, P/K, Jan97, [R]
Tom likes to watch... usually
Peeping Tom-Janeway Version, J/K, Jan97, [R]
Janeway takes advantage of Harry while Tom watches.
Java Jive, J, Nov96, [PG]
Nudity, addiction and a dash of cross dressing.
Love Potion No.9, P, Dec96, [PG]
The crew lose something but don’t realise it’s gone, and it’s driving Tom
Paris crazy.
Shafted, P/K/T/K, Sept96, [NC17]
My first Voyager treksmut. Obviously written before I’d read too much
slash. 
==TOS: The Original Series==
Wet As A Very Wet Thing, Kirk, May 99, [NC17]
Challenge Story: This story was written in response to a challenge on
alt.startrek.creative (write it online, no betas, include your favourite pair,
involve swimming).
Pon Farr Night at the Vulcan Night Club, K/S, Mar 99, [R]
Just a little something I whipped up after hearing this line on Voyager, of
all places. Started as a "normal" post to ASCEM but I got carried away.
Doing The Business, K/S, (written)Sept 97, [NC17], BDSM
WARNING: Hot and heavy, ropes, whips, etc. Very much *non
consensual*. Don't even think of reading this if you are at all
squeamish about floggings and violence done to helpless
naked captains. I posted it originally under a pseudonym.
No Relief, TOS/AU, S/McC, Jan 99 [NC17], BDSM
Sequel to Mary Ellen's "Elephants, Apes, and Peacocks" sequel to
"Boy's Night Out". It's nasty, with a nasty Spock and a desperate doctor.
Spock is mean, calculating and very dark. Be warned.
Barbie:The Pink Frontier, TOS/Pink Xover.
Barbie/Ken, Ken/Spock, Barbie/Kirk, [PG]
Inspired by Rude Person, raku, and John Ordover. Barbie finds out
about Ken's little trip in a shuttlecraft.
Word of Mouth, K/S, Aug 98, [R]
Simple K/S, but as a “told tale”.
Gossip, K/S, July 98, [R]
McCoy and Scotty share a drink and a confidence.
TOS Photoshoot:The Loft, K/S, July 98, [NC17]
The TOS version of the Photoshoot series. Black and White magazine do
a shoot on the most popular Captain in Starfleet. 
==The Red Hot Girly Sex Page==
Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses, J/7, BDSM, [NC17]
Written by atara stein, and so bloody good. Yes, it's hurty, but I love it <g>.
A Lover's Touch, J/7, Jan 00, [PG]
How much does Seven miss being in the Collective? Some days
more than others.
Spider Bite, J/7, Oct 99, [NC17], bdsm
I don't often have Janeway on the receiving end. Sometimes even the
toppiest of people want to try catching instead of pitching. So, here's
a story about some consensual play of the hurty variety.
Penis? Irrelevant!, J/7, Oct 99, [NC17]
What would happen if the Borg had assimilated some radical
lesbian anti dildo feminists. Would Janeway be impressed? I think not!
Choose Again, J/Q, J/7, May 99, [NC17], Dark
Fifteen years into Voyagers flight. Janeway is given another chance.
Boy's Night Out, Multiple, Dec 98, [NC17]
Hard to know where to put this story. It has K/S, P/Q/Sisko, J/7, and
even some implied Tasha/Kira. But Picard and Q have the most sex so
they win <g>. Some trek people go to a sleazy bar and watch
other trek people get naked, and then there's some sex.
On The Ready Line,TNG/Aliens Xover, Y/V, Oct97, [NC17]
Tasha and Vasquez play nicely. Riker gets to watch.
That's Gotta Hurt, K/Ez, Mar 99, [NC17], BDSM
Kira is stressed, but Ezri helps relieve a few tensions by playing hard.
It Serves, D/f, Int/f, July 98, [NC17]
A nasty BDSM with the Intendant playing with her new toy.
Thin Skinned ,K/D,G/B, May97, [NC17]
The major needs a break. But she changes more than her looks.
A Blast From The Past, K/Yar, Sept96, [R]
Kira meets Worf’s holographic version of Tasha Yar.
Dream A Little Dream, J/7, Apr 99, [NC17]
Janeway calls Seven over for coffee, and then they have sex. <g>
Casually Rough, Seven, Janeway, J/7, Nov 98, [R]
Body contact going too far. A matter of crew
morale. Is intervention necessary?
Xena Meets Seven, X/7, Nov 98, [PG]
A bit of fun inspired by a recent ET interview.
Caregiver, J/7, Oct 98, [PG]
The end of a long journey for Janeway and Seven.
Feet First, J/7, Aug 98, [NC17]
Janeway convinces Seven that sometimes it's better to go the long way
round.
Asking Nicely:Redneck Version, J/7, July 98, [R]
This is what happens when you run a simple little treksmut through the
Dialectiser.
A Fine Line, J/7, July 98, [NC17] BDSM
Janeway and Seven test their limits to the extreme.
Men of Trek: Voyager Photoshoot, J/7, Multiple, May 98, [R]
Janeway explains the allure of naughty pictures to her friend Seven and
arranges a slide night.
Tagged, Multiple, May 98, [NC17]
Continuation of Q-mulous by Cam Burnell. Voyager’s crew find Q’s
unique mark popping up all over the place.
For What It's Worth, J/7, May 98, [R]
The Captain writes a last letter to Seven. Janeway didn’t count on dying
so soon, but she’s glad she did.
Long Distance Conversation:Janeway, May 98, [PG]
A bit of fun. I ring up Janeway for a chat.
Fair Game, J/7, Apr 98, [R]
An armed and dangerous Janeway playing games with Seven.
Clean Canvas, P/K, J/7, Apr 98, [NC17]
Harry paints Tom. Janeway commissions him to paint Seven while she
watches. Kind of a dark story.
Hand To Hand, J/7, Apr 98, [NC17]
Janeway watches Seven and Torres fight. Then Janeway and Seven go to
bed. Simple, but the end has a bite to it.
Asking Nicely, J/7, Mar 98, [NC17]
Janeway teaches Seven the difference between “needs” and “wants”.
Rampant Love Prongs, P/K/J/T, Q, Mar 98, [NC17]
Q chucks a hissey fit and takes it out on the crew. Janeway has some
explaining to do.
Sprung!, J/T, Jan97, [PG]
Tom is up to his old tricks again, with the Captain’s permission. Torres
is stressed. Janeway helps her out.
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