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The pasta is the scary

One day I am walking down road, when the man comes, and he tells that I am won the prize, so I am in his van, when he is grab me and I am smashes head agaisnt his floor. I am really scared so I am scream, but he is pushing me over, and kicks. He then has this knife and he says.
"You are hell punk" Then he is stabbing, and my blood falls down on the floor. All my orgasms fall on the floor and I am painful. The cop comes to the door, and I am asking what's happening. I am shout that the man is bad, but the man is shoot and my face is stabbed. He is turns back to me, and his is face turns into a realistic demonface and he is says
"I am God" I am screams and he stabs me and I fall over and fall into the lake, where he is face in the water and I scream, but then I am dead.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
The people on the multi-storey

On 22 year old and his friends was hanging out until they had a idea to go on the multi-storey the guard grabbed his friends's hand and locked him in a room, rumour has it that if you go in the multi-storey and if the guard catches you you will get slaughtered and you would not be heared of again I went in the multi-storey and saw the guard on his face he had blood of the people he murdered he screamed at me he said "oi, get out or I'll call the police!" I found the taser and a knife I grabbed it and killed him but he gone back alive i ran my friend and my sister ran we saw the dead body's and screamed my sister grabbed a chainsaw in fear brad grabbed the shot guts. jack grabbed a pistol and I grabbed the butcher knife we attacked him and he killed lily emberson he ate her guts then ........so what ever you do don't go in the multi-storey because he'll be waiting unless he is dead...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
The pipe

I've always loved the Super Mario Bros series. But ever since the experience i've had, I don't think I will be able to play any more Mario games. It was late at night, and I was playing Super Mario 64. I recently found the cartdridge in my attic and I was excited to play it, because I recently got into retro gaming. So I plugged my old N64 in and popped the cartridge into the N64. I was excited since I've always had a urge to play SM64. When I turned on the N64, I noticed that something was off. The game over screen showed, and it only showed Mario's head. But it had no pupils. Its eyesockets were completely black, and the  head was staring right at me. I decided this as a continuation from when I played this before. When I got to the profile selection, the music was backwards and slowed down. Mari'o's head was drooling with blood from every place it could come out of (Eyes, ears, mouth, etc.) I was shaking with fear now, and tried to go upstairs to my room. But my door was locked. Strange, but I understand when I live with 2 nosy brothers who always play tricks on me, I walked back to the living room and saw that mario was already in the screen. But he was in the castle, with Luigi. I watched silently as the text boxes scrolled by itself.
Luigi: Mario, the pipe is broken. I went in.
Mario: I'll go see it.
What pipe? I never remember from the Let's Plays that this happened. I watched as Mario walked over to a blood covered pipe. He jumped in. Then, I regretting watching. The TV began to flash wildy. My eyes hurt, so I tried to shut it off. Then I heard a deep, low, distorted voice. YOU... WILL... DIE... I ran to my room with my Mom's key, unlocked my door, and hid under the covers. In the middle of the night, I swore something was beside my bed. I could hear its inhuman breathing, and some liquid dripping from it. I ignored it and fell asleep. In the morning, I found some red splotches on the ground. I was freaked out. I went to school and told my friends about my experience about it but they laughed and thought I was lying. The second night, I saw the thing. It was bloody, black sockets, no ears, all fours, pale skin, and bloody claws. In the morning, I decided to never touch Nintendo games again.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
The plane simulator

It was a normal day back in the year 2000, I was pretty bored that day because, well it was summer and I was 15 year old boy. Since I had played and beat every video game i owned, I thought I would try to find a game that was fun, easy, and fast to download. Well after searching for probably an hour, i finally stumbled across a game on a website, the game was called planes.exe. It was kind of a weird looking website anyway, so I was kind of nervous to click on download, the website was a black background with one download link. Like i said I was a bored teen, so I clicked on download and the download finished almost immediately, i tried to do a virus check, but my virus scanner would crash immediately upon startup. I hesitated greatly, but being stupid me i opened it anyway, that was a great mistake. Upon opining the game I was greeted with a rather, happy text, it read, "welcome to plane simulator! We hope you enjoy what you do :)". Well it wasn't in English i had to translate it, but when I clicked on new game, it asked me, "1 plane or 2?", at the moment i thought this meant how many chances do you want, so I chose 2. The game told i made an excellent choice. Well it was nothing really for awhile, I was just flying around trying to do tricks, when all of a sudden a objective popped up on the top of the screen, it said, "crash into a tower". I thought nothing of it, so When I saw the first towers i flew straight into it. The game crashed and reopened, I was kind of weirded out by this, and before I could think any farther, the game reopened, and instead of the title text it just said "continue game". No other options. Hesitantly I clicked on it and it returned to my normal game, except i was in another plane and I was looking at the same spot of the first building i crashed into and at that second another objective popped up, it said, "finish it....". I actually had no control over my plane and before I could think, it flew straight into a second building. The game crashed and my pc shut off immediately. Later that day I was watching the news, what the reporter said will never leave my mind, he said...."this just in, two planes have crashed into the twin towers."
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
The play station portable gray edition

i hope everyone believes my story and if not, it doesnt matter. it was a normal day. i would jump and run around the yard with my dog ​​after eating a delicious sandwich. i put on my sonic 3 and knuckles emulator. i was super. duper. bored. due to the fact of not having consoles except for a rare sega and chipped playstation 2. until my relatives being my younger sister, older sister and my mother. they called me to go out in my older sisters white car. we went to buy a shirt at a friends parents store, joshua. but while i was walking distracted i got to joshua room... he said, hello stefano, how are you? but i saw in his hands, a shiny new play station portable, gray edition. i ran violently at him, grabbing his console from his hand and throwing him out of his bedroom window. i ran out scared, hiding the play station portable gray edition in my pocket. when we returned, i passed by my family. and i went to my room. i touched a button of the play station portable gray edition, but i didn't know what i would start, or what i would learn, it started....it had taiko no tatsujin deluxe edition...i played, when i played the drum, it played in red, and when i played the sides of the drum, it was blue, it was exciting and fun for me, when i was playing the yellow drums, i was afraid that my fingers would become rockets...i avoided touching the bombs...it was going well but when I won the song. the screen was black, as black as a pit i even said to myself is this a pit?
when the screen came back there was the taiko drum, but it was not normal, it was hyper-realistic wood and had red eyes, I got scared and ran to the yard, and threw the console into the street, i calmed down but the console returned to my table in my room, i decided to continue playing. don wada said...you did something wrong, you will regret it...i waited for us to buy back in my friends parents store, but when i went to return his play station portable gray edition there were people in black crying, i said. who the hell are you all guys? but without my notice, joshuas father said. bury him! and i saw a pit just like the one on the screen, they were going to dump my dead friend! i ran and jumped, opened the coffin and put the play station portable gray edition in his hand. as i fell through what i thought was hell, i saw how don wada realistically manifested himself, and said. you learned your lesson, good of you. and he disappeared but not before making a drum noise, i was at home, my friend joshua back to normal, and the play station portable gray edition disappeared from existence. the weird thing is... there was a don wada plush on my bed... believe me or not. the only lesson i leave is that you shouldnt steal your friends console, let alone kill them, i say goodbye.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
The plush

Hello the names Mat and i am writing to you this special message about something that has been bothering me and i need you to come over .This started on monday 14 of last month and i was reading the newpaper and when into my basement to grab a drink i notices this in my basement plush toy that i had as a little boy it has a blue coat and white fur and this sunglasses and a stich on it face probably due to me breaking it when i was younger.
So i put it on my counch for a little bit and i went to work for the day and i work at the walmart just for you to know.So when i got home i saw that same plush but now it looked........ different with it shades gone and voidless eyes with his ears looking like a mouse.So i though that my neighbor Tod was pranking me because he does not like me at all.So i put the plush back into the basement and i had something in my mind that made me drop this plush.
It was my fears all here in my mind and they would not go and i when into my bed to try to get some sleep because "maybe i am just tired" i though to myself and when to sleep.The nightmares where driving me insane i woke up and i went into the basement and looked at this plush and i stared into its eyes and i kicked the plush and my nightmares where gone i think this might have been some illusion in my head and before i could go that plush got up and opened its face wide open and all of my fers where in there and my skin was ripping off and the walls where breaking and a void was opening that plush closed its face and said "Your.........Fate..........Has........Been.........Sealed............"
And i blacked out and now i find myself in the hospital in this bed writing to you this letter i need you to go to my house and find that plush for me its a... "odd request" but i need for you to bring it to this hospital okay ?
From: Mat
To:Mark
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Living Objects
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The pokemon:whitehand

oh god wow im am thinking that pokemon is not a nice little kid game anymore its like a scary twisted kid game the reason why is whitehand he is the worst thing you could find in pokemon besides missingno i feel like he is every where i will keep up with you guys but so far this has happended i was playing my firered game (i know whitehand is supposed to be in classic blue and red but i used a little thing i got hackes for firered from some website i dont remember the url but i some how got white hand in my game he has been haunting me for a few weeks know alot of times i get a white ditto (another form of whitehand) he keept on wasting my battery i one time had it fully charged and a few minutes ater it died i was confused i cant tell the rest right know but ill catch up on you guys 
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Pokemon
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:One sentence
The poop

it was abaut five in the morning when i was taking my daily lap around the neighbor hood. i was walking when i saw a big giant poop in the middle of the street. it started moving and talking. it said "hola" i screamed and i started sprinting. i was so scared i pooped. then my poop burnt a hole in my pants
then the two poops combined into one giant land mine turd. it started chasing me. i ran into my house and made some chicken wings. then i threw them at the poop. then the poop died. 
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Beings
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
The poop in my toilet is disappearing

I don't get it. I have been up day and night worrying about what is happening. I have tried calling the police, the priest and even paranormal investigators but nobody is returning my calls. I think this thing is blocking my signal from the astral plane.
Every morning at 8 AM, I take my dump in the bathroom next to our kitchen, wipe and leave. Yet every day, when I go back it's gone. Day in, day out. I ask my roommates about if they've felt a haunted spectre underneath their butts after shitting but all I get from them is "you're the most fucking disgusting roommate I've ever had to live with. We decided you need to move out. Like right now." So obviously this specter or ghost or whatever is interfering with normal thought. Not gonna lie guys, I'm scared shitless.
Thoughts?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The potato man eats a cabbage for the first time

This is a story all about the Potato man, a 5000 year old potato thats really tasty but no one knows that. He found a cabbage one day in his potato garden.
"WAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" He screamed at the top of his lungs "CABBAGE? WHAT TROLL IS REPREHENSIBLE FOR THIS?" English was not his first language, so he used words differently than we. The Potato man proceeded to try to take out the cabbage of the in the wat ground, but it was very stuck. "SON OF A PICKLE!" He screamed "I NOW MUST FOUND TROWEL!" he stomped into his shed, and picked up a trowel. The trowel looked hyper realistic for some reason, no one knows why, but i guess this is why, it was real life in some way.
He went over to the cabbage, before tripping of a big root, it started to dig a hole around the cabbage in hopes of tearing the root up and proceeding to pick up the cabbage and chuck it. What ended up happening is he cut off a peace of the cabbage. Curious, he looked at it... but didnt care and just went back to digging up the cabbage.
Finally after what seemed like 6 hours, because it was, the immortal cabbage was finally mortal "You know what" He thought "I went through all that work to plick this thing out of garden, but now i are hungry and want eat." So he did what no potato man ever did, he started eating it "OH MY GOD" he said through full cheeks "THIS IS REALLY, REALLY GOOD"
But he soon found out why potato men dont eat cabbages. See, Potatoes and cabbages dont really mix well together, so the potato man got a bellyache and blew up to mashed potatoes. All the children in neighboring villages got spoons and sticks of butter to put into the newly made mashed potato man, but quickly ran away from the mush because of the cabbage.
So just remember, if you are a potato man, and you see cabbage in your potato garden, please, just throw it away.
Editors note: There was no cabbages or potato men harmed in this story. Thank you... Now get out. :)
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
The purple suited man

One day,,,,
The man in the purple suit was wandering through the woods.
Strange, yes? As he was walking, he slightly cocked his head to the left, and started walking towards an abandoned house. He opened the door and walked in and he went into the bathroom looked in the mirror.....and the Patrick butt genie popped out and engulfed him in butt juice and he sank in to the floor and then Dr. Octogonpus came and said DROCTWAGONAPUS RAAAAWWWR
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
The real awesome true best pasta legit

HEre is the best pasta, legit pasta.
What happened was that i took some spagetti and threw it in a boiling pot if water, then get some meat, roll it up into a ball, then cook it so meatballs can be put on it. When pasta is fully cooked, i then put some sauce on it (marinara of course) and some meatballs that i cooked earlier, Then let the skeleton pop out and invite him for pasta,
Category:Trollpasta
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The real story of ticci toby

I get that there are millons of story's of Ticci toby but very few know the real story i am luckily one of them. What happen'd was he was a messed up kid he took pills to keep his anger down but i didn't think they helped but i don't know. I was in school with him he was being quiet i mean he was normally quiet but now it was like he didnt pay attention to anyone so i went over there and started to talk to him. i said hey whats up and thins like that after about a 2 minute conversation the bell rang and school ended.I guess we were friends but whatever i was helping manege his anger at his house when his drunk dad came in. He told me to leave but i didn't i was in the room across the hall. I heard his dad beat him relentlessly i rush over to help but when i came in he was unconscious so i got his mom in there and his sister. Toby was rushed to the hospital i felt bad for him so i came to see him everyday i could. 2 months later he was discharged from the hospital i bought him some food and we saw a movie. But when he got home he was still sad and depressed. when he went to school all the kids were beating him up calling him names like "bitch" "loser and stuff like that i got some of the bullies to beat me up so he could leave but when they were beating me up he stabbed one of them with his knife he had for this reason. he was called in to the office he was exbeled i told him it was my fault but he didn't wanna hear it. i was still helping him coop his anger everyday after school until i heard his sister got in a car crash he was devastated. a few weeks later his dad was back and he got mad again and instead of hitting Toby or me he hit his mom and killed her we hid in the closet until we called the cops on his dad for the 2nd time. he had nothing but me he was living with me for a while until he left he went into the woods to think and he just never came back i went out there to look for him around midnight because my mom would kill me if she knew i was there. i started to have a nose bleed and drums and bells rang in my ears when i saw him " Toby" i said "where have you been" he only said "whatever you do dont run" when i turned around a big cruture with alot of arms and a black suit appered he said his name was slender. He was helping Toby get better and he was his apprentice he also said he wanted me to join something called the proxy he took me in and soon i knew what they were doing the were killing people.Toby choose the bullies that picked on us me and him together again all i could think about was"what the fuck am i doing" but the blood was it felt great the rush. so now me and Toby are here telling you the real story so if you ever picked on the quiet one in the school watch your back im coming.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Wall of Text
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
The reason my friends are dead

Me and a group of friends were walking back from a restaurant, when one of them hit on the bright idea of hanging out in the alley.
When we entered, we heard footsteps, coming closer and closer and closer.
We started looking around, nothing was found, until one of our friends was grabbed by the arms and pulled out of sight, we heard him scream, then what sound like blood splattering.
We all got up and started to run, besides one who stayed to try to safe our one friend, he bent over and was killed with a knife to the head.
Luckily we got away, and survived, but one of them committed suicide after the event.
The rest of us have been scarred for life... and then a skeleton popped out!
TEH ENDZ
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
The revolutionizing

I was an intern at Nickelodeon until I quit in Wednesday, April 26, 2015.
This is the reason.
This event changed my life.
Tuesday, April 26, 2015.
I was told to throw out old discs that were either lost pilots or episodes when one disc interested me. It said "The revolutionizing." When I told Jesse (The man who told me to do the job) he nervously replied "I don't want to talk about it." I simply just stopped talking to him and when my shift was over I went to home. I kept the disc with me, seeing how I wanted to know what this disc was about. I put the disc in my TV and proceeded to watch it. I wish so much I haven't done it.
Suddenly the title appears in what appears to be Faux cyrillic. It said "THЭ ЯЭVФLЦTIФЙIZIЙG." Immediately chills ran up my spine as I heard the USSR national anthem playing in the background. It was super loud; I tried to turn down the volume, but nothing happened. Then, images started to appear with pictures of Fidel Castro, Vladimir Lenin, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Kim Il Sung, Qahtah Muhammad al-Shaabi, Safari Benti, Bolesław Beirut, and Karl Marx. When these pictures appeared, there was title below them that said "THЭ GLФЯIФЦS PЭФPLЭ." Then, a scene of innocent people getting killed by Communist by gunfire showed up and I was scared shitless. Then an nightmarish image of Karl Marx with hyper realistic eyes and blood pouring out of them staring strait at me gave me nightmares for weeks. Then a sentence saying "THЭ ЭЙD, FФЯ ЙФЩ..." appeared. I was relieved but I was still shaken up. I was had nightmares of becoming the next communist leader and killing thousands of people in the US.
Entry log #42, Bernie Sanders
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta