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British Library

The British Library, in London, England, is famous for the acoustics of its reading room. It is traditional when entering the reading room to test the echo, preferably with a novelty ring-tone.
== Recent developments ==
Much controversy was caused recently when the British Library moved a mile north. This caused much devastation in its wake as the Library steamrollered a number of extant buildings in the way, including several culturally important Camden ghettos.
Despite the carnage left in is wake, the Library was not charged with any criminal misdemeanour because, as a library, it is exempt from most laws. (See also the case of the Body In The Bodleian solved by Inspector Morse where it turned out the Library dunnit and could not be slung in prison for it because most prisons are too small to hold libraries). 
Many people have also been upset about the new British Library as it is red. The library and its rarians have countered that this should not be a cause for concern as this is the point of a library.
== Catalogue ==
The British Library contains the following documents which it holds in a shocking state of disrepair in case our Monkey Overlords ever take us over and want to wave our history of literature at us to show their superiority. It also makes it easier for architects to look for treasure maps on the rear:
*The Magna Carta: The worlds first credit card. Bob Geldof is still fundraising to pay off the debts on this card which is accepted in so many places that if let out of its sealed bunker it would go on a spending spree by itself plunging the entire world into more debt.
*The Magma Go-Kart: A go cart made of molton rock, held together by purest awesome.
*The Laws Of Football: Including the one about land mines on one of the penalty spot which is only ever used in leap years.
*The First Draft Of Martin Chuzzlewit: Wherein Martin gets himself an prime-time sitcom.
*The Catalogue of The British Library: The fact that the catalogue lists itself lead Bertrand Russell to contemplate his paradox.
*The Know-Nothing Six: Enid Blyton's tale of six happy kids written especially for a short-lived German market
*The actual definition of irony incribed on iron tablets from the iron age.
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Category:United Kingdom
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British Place Names Board

The British Place Names Board is an agency of the British Government within the Ministry of Administrative Affairs, charged under Royal Warrant of 1306 with "the regulationn, creation, mortiffication and multiplycation of Good Names for Places under the Royalle Sway".
In other words, it's job is to make the British place names as obscure and difficult to pronounce and navigate as possible, thus limiting Yankee tourism to the main cities and London. In addition, a hopelessly disoriented American is hilariously funny. And also, in the event of any war with America, like it could be any easier already we would easily be able to tell out American spies by merely asking them to read our road signs. For example, just say, Yorkshire. If they freaking laugh, or chuckle or gaffaw, then ... aw b'addy 'hewl jus' 'art 'alking an' see ih they' 'art laughing.
==Composition==
The Board is not actually a board, nor has it been since 1454 when it became a desk under the Home Office and later a table, gaining a permanent Chairman shortly thereafter. In fact it now is a sprawling complex of office towers outside Barking after having been chased out of Wapping by Rupert Murdoch.
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==Function==
The Board is responsible for providing official names for places so that people and the Royal Mail can find their way with dignity and direction, consistent with heritage and public sentiment. In practice, if a place name does not make an American Tourist snort tonic water all over the interior of his hire car while attempting to navigate off the M1, it is worked upon until this is achieved.
It is generally agreed that the Board's greatest triumph came in 1974 when three hamlets outside Barking were named, respectively, Upper Piddling, Middle Piddling, and Piddling-upon-Avon. Buckets were found to be necessary for the official testing of these names.
The Board works closely with Ordnance Survey, and a shared aim is to produce a series of maps covering all of Great Britain at a scale of one inch to the smile.
==History==
How this one survived the Thatcher Government is a mystery. Possibly the location of the Board's offices at Bottom Nonesuch had something to do with this, combined with the exemplarary performance of a detachment during the Falklands Conflict when direction markers in Spanish were forcibly inserted into Argentinian troops who had been made to eat their own maps.
==Public protest, complaints and torture==
The Board works closely with the public, as do all organs of British government.
==Self-congratulation and awards==
Each year the Much Wanking Award for Naming Excellence is given in a quaint ceremony to the civil servant responsible for producing the most amusing British placename. Past winners include:
* 1716 Tooting
* 1748 Much Dross
* 1916 East Westfield
* 1918 Little Bishop's Bottom
* 1923 St.Iffs (Cornwall)
* 1837 Huffing (Award withdrawn due to being out of sequence)
* 1980 Greater Howling
* 1992 Wetwang (twinned with Mount Asshat, Glaswegia)
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British cuisine

When it comes to British cuisine and British cooking, there are three things to say: Oh God, Dear God, and RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!
British food was actually only invented as some kind of twisted trick to play on foreigners, in much the same way that a child would trick it's friends into eating turds by claiming that they are sausage rolls.
==Tea==
True to Popular Belief, British people love tea. This is caused by a mutation that occurs when people come to Britain and are subjected to a powerful aroma of manure and farmland. It results in an additional organ located beside the kidney, called a teaefolite, which demands the consumption of tea. If tea is not consumed regularly, the subject will adopt a homeless person's visage and endure the existence of a traffic warden. 
Tea comes in different varieties in Britain. Earl Grey, Twinings, Cheery, Apple,Tetley,Lady Grey Fairtrade, Tesco Value and Happy Shopper versions are available. Tea can be drunk with sugar too. It has been stated that Stephen Fry is the sole inventor of tea, but this cannot be the case unless Stephen Fry himself is over 800 years old, and lives in both the United Kingdom and China simultaneously (which would explain his dress sense). As British people grow older, their tea taste changes, and many more people prefer the new-fangled Lemon-Tea (a posh way of saying 'Hot water with a slice of lemon').
==Beer==
Drinks such as lager and snakebite are popular, although ale is more traditional and nearly tastes less like urine. English beer is absolutely 100% the best beer in the world if you like the taste of vomit. Alcoholic beverages from any other place in the world pale into insignificance when compared to English ale in this regard, no argument. British will rag on American beer all the time, and they are right to do so. Because American beer is fucking awful.
==Cider==
Cider is a prominent drink in Britain, because its cheaper than beer and also because it has a stronger alcoholic affect over a shorter period of time. As such all the piss heads, chavs who can't afford anything better and meths drinking tramps enjoy cider. Most ciders are weak, generally only resulting in mild paralysis if consumed in small quantities. Strongbow is one such weak variant, but it is unique in as much as it carries a health warning informing the drinker that when combined with a cheese & onion pasty it may cause projectile vomiting due to the inherent chemical process used to create it (and the fact cheese & onion pastys will do a number on anyone's stomach). Strongbow is also a known to cause people to breath out for prolonged periods of time, causing eventual shortage of breath and inevitably death. Interestingly, Cider is the only beverage on the market that smells the same before its been consumed as it does after it has been regurgitated again. The strongest and most original form of cider available in England was called Scrumpy. No one knows what it tastes like however, because all those unfortunate souls who drank it before the nation wide ban had a fatal head explosion three seconds later.
==See also==
*Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast
 
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British intelligence

British intelligence may refer to:
*Tasking and strategic direction
**Ministry of Silly Walks (MSW)
*National Agencies
**Secret Intelligence Service (SIS or colloquially MI6)
**Security Service (colloquially MI5)
**Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ)
**Special Branch - Each police force has their own Special Branch
*Military all source analysis and direction
**Defence Intelligence Staff (DIS)
***JARIC (National Imagery Exploitation Centre) (formerly MI4)
==See also==
*Military intelligence
British spelling

Often misspelt "Brittish spelling" or "correct spelling", mostly by the British, British spelling is the least correct method of spelling words in the Inglish langwidge. It is often juxtaposed with the spelling of American English, and with the French language. Due to various reasons, most Americans know that British-spelt English is plain wrong or archaic.
== Origins ==
Many have hypothesised that British spelling was created when the idiots of the British empire emigrated to the Americas, leaving the educated with substantial knowledge about how to write their own language, let alone speak it. While it is argued by some that it was the other way around, like all things in modern society, this article will take the American perspective.
=== Jesus and the English language ===
The creator of the English language, Jesus, originally chose to write using American spelling, not due to logical reasons, but because it would frustrate convicts for all eternity and help them repent for not being American. However, Jesus was not without competition, and soon after releasing his draft for his holy language, Zamenhoff himself released a similar project to the public dubbed "Latin words arbitrarily taken from the dictionary and turned into a language". The "Englishists" and the "Esperantists" started fighting, until a whole bunch of English speakers realised how lame "Englishist" was, and defected to create a new language altogether. This language was at first called Newspeak, but after serious review was renamed Old English. From this day since, the English as spoken in Britain and the English as spoken in America have both been utter bollocks in spelling, grammar, pronunciation and overall logic.
== Areas used ==
British spelling is often thought (mistakenly) to be spoken in countries that like tea more than Americans. This is wrong, though, as the Japanese love tea, but prefer American spelling, thinking that Australians actually speak Hawaiian, and the British actually speak Latin, albeit it with a terrible accent. One country that British spelling is thought to be used in is Western Australia, however Western Australians quite likely speak a dialect of Dutch and not English at all. This may explain why Western Australians have been pushed all the way to the other desolate side of the continent, as Dutch and Hawaiian originated from entirely different universes. In fact, in all likeliness, the only person who probably writes using British spelling is the Queen of England. But, as stated in the article regarding the Queen, she is actually German.
== Why? ==
Many have no doubt asked this question. However, like the answer to life, the answer to this question is best put in numeric form as ̦4264.6. As you can see, this answer is completely incoherent, and avoids the entire issue altogether. All users of British spelling who have tried to explain the reasons for it have often given up, after realising that it is not more logical than American spelling, and that they are both just as damn confusing.
Category:Languages of the United Kingdom
Category:Grammar
Brontosaurus

The Brontosaurus is a big fat lie between 50 and 200 feet (depending on subspecies) in length. It is commonly regarded as the most ferocious of the lies, and has played an instrumental role in many wars since it was tamed by the Jews in the late 15th century B.C. Some historians credit the Brontosaurus for singlehandedly defeating the Jesusaur during the Dinosaur Revolt. Due to it's instrumental role in defeating the avatar of God, subsequent appearances by the Brontosaurus have largely been covered up.
==Types of Brontosaurus==
There are four common types of Brontosaurus, as well as many rare uncommon types.
Common types of Brontosaurus include:
*Typical Brontosaurus
*Fire-Breathing Brontosaurus
*Asexual Brontosaurus
*Brontosaurus Rex
While the Typical Brontosaurus is the most common form of Brontosaurus, the Fire-Breathing Brontosaurus makes up a significant percentage of the Brontosaurus population. The Fire-Breathing Brontosaurus also played a major part in Tsar Alexander II's freeing of the Serfs. The Asexual Brontosaurus is most noted for the extreme confusion it caused scientists after its discovery in 1998. Previously, some Scientists promoted theories stating that the Brontosaurus had never existed in the first place. These scientists were clearly in conspiracy with God.
===Uncommon Brontosauruses===
Uncommon types of Brontosaurus include:
*Miniature Brontosaurus
*Spacefaring Brontosaurus
*Charm Brontosaurus
*Strange Brontosaurus
*Red Bull Brontosaurus
While the Jesusaur was modeled on the Fire-Breathing Brontosaurus, it is not considered a true Brontosaur because it is sterile.
==Origins of the Brontosaurus==
The Brontosaurus was originally thought to be a dinosaur not unlike Tyrannosaurus Rex, Velociraptor, or Reese Witherspoon. It was not until the American Revolution that Benjamin Franklin hypothesized that the Brontosaurus was, in fact, a lie. Later sightings of the Spacefaring Brontosaurus have confirmed Franklin's theory. Theologists rushed to determine whether or not the Brontosaurus was a lie, in effect replacing God. In fact, this question may be another reason for the apparent bad blood between God and the Brontosaurus race.
=="There is no such thing as a Brontosaurus"==
Max Planck, the archaeologist widely credited with the discovery of the Brontosaurus, later went back on his claim of discovery, saying that the Apatosaurus, discovered two years earlier, was an identical animal. Many prominent scientists, including Charles Darwin, quickly sided with Planck, beginning the argument over evolution.
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Bronze

Bronze is type of brown. It is used in trophy’s where bronze is usually for 3rd place. Some metal can be bronze. It’s a neutral color and a non spectral color. It does not fall in the ROY G BIV saying. Bronze is well before silver and gold in contests. Bronze Medals (Prize) are bronze and well metal.
Bronze is one of my favorite colors. It is was Rodin's favorite too. People who appreciate this color usually have a fascination with all things brown. It's just, like, a brown that sparkles and catches the light. I wish my skin was bronze. I am pasty and white.
See also
*Bronze Age
==External links==
*Gold
*Brass
*Honorable mention
Brooms

Brooms, also known by the Old English "broomesses", consist of a length of plastic, wood, cardboard, glass, or metal known as 'the stick', and a collection of twigs, straw, wire, or other stiff material (The 'bosom').
They are used to remove dirt and other material from floors, beat cheating husbands, remove cobwebs from corners, and in some anecdotal cases, to fly upon.
== History of the Broom ==
The Broom was invented during the early Dark Ages by the French, who were looking for a good way of storing collections of twigs (fr. bromese) over the long winters as the twigs would be their primary food source. Initially it was an bunch of twigs bound to one end of a longer stick, to serve as a handle when moving the bromese from place to place. During the English-Franco wars, they where they were used as an ineffective defense against the English longbowmen, and several examples were seized as spoils of war. 
The first use of these bromese, or "broomes" as they later became known, in the manner of which we are accustomed to is attributed to a young lady betrothed to an archer, who, when presented with a looted twig bundle, tripped while carrying it home, and accidentally swept a patch of dirt clean. The concept spread like wildfire, and soon the "french broome" was a fixture in every household. 
== Broom Technology ==
 
In its pure essence, the broom has remained unchanged for centuries, but human ingenuity has created many unique and useful variants.
*Double Ended Broom - Initially created to sweep both the floor and ceiling simultaneously, development on the double ended broom was halted after a spate of broom-related chandelier fatalities.
*Flammable Broom - Early on in the use of brooms, it was discovered that a broom, dipped in oil, could be ignited. The head burnt admirably, and the handle kept the hand well away from the flames. This concept was later refined into the torch.
*Broom Blade - After Sir John Broomington III attached a common knife to the end of a broom at dinner one evening to cut from a great distance he realised a new vision and successfully attached a bayonet to the end of a broom. This device the "broomblade" is highly deadly sweeping tool designed both to stab attackers as they invade your home as you do housework, but also to awake you should you fall asleep while sweeping as it slowly penetrates your gut.
*Saber Broom - Made for Jedi knights of the old republic the light saber brooms were elegant weapons from a more cilivised age. Very few Jedi were deemed worthy to use a Broom saber as only those with Jedi or Janitor training could use one. But with the rise of the empire and their hip-hop and lasers, the Broom saber lost popularity and has receded into memory. Today only a few loyal Knights use the Broom saber, these being of the knights of the balls table and the Kinghts of the Box jellyfish tribe.
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Brothers Grimm

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The Brothers Grimm (German: Die Brüder Grimm or Die Gebrüder Grimm), Jakken Grimm (born January 4, 1785) and Koffen Grimm (born February 24, 1786), were German academics, linguists and cultural researchers well known for publishing collections of tales with moral lessons (which they erroneously called fairy tales) starting in 1812, with many subsequent volumes published at the behest of their money-hungry publishing house.
==Life==
Jakken and Koffen Grimm were born in 1785 and 1786, respectively, in Hanau near Frankenfurter. They were educated at the Friedrichs Gymnasium in Kassel, due to their father's lifelong desire to be a naked acrobat. Much to the dismay of their father, however, the brothers displayed more interest in the ancient human tradition of scaring children into behaving themselves than a life of free-flying acrobatic grace. Their father died a broken man, saddened by his sons' inability to perform a triple-inverted hoover backtuck, and complete inability to distinguish tales of moral lessons from gay porn.
The Brothers Grimm live in Malibu, California, in a large house with their two cats and one wife. They enjoy walks on the beach, pina coladas, and making up stories involving blood and gore. George Howard Smith changed his name to "The Brothers Grimm" in 1987.
==Later Editions==
Along with the original German works they published, many French tales entered the Brothers Grimm collection through a freelance tale-teller the brothers used as a primary source for their 1816 edition. For a time, it seemed the title "Grimm's Fairy Tales" would finally be correct, as their tale-teller was flamingly queer and provided them with many top-quality French porn stories. Sadly, in 1817 the Brothers were assigned a new editor who encouraged them to actually read the stories they were publishing. Shocked and dismayed that many of their tales were encouraging children to follow their hearts and desires, rather than promoting frightened sobbing and under-bed hiding, the Brothers quickly removed all of the 1816 copies from circulation, and pruned all true fairy tales from the collection.
=="Fairy Tales" Collected By the Brothers Grimm==
*The Little Red Light District
*Benjamin and the Tapeworm
*The Venereal Princess
*Buttermilk Biscuit Boy and the Oven of Death
*Three Ugly Chicks
*The Fairy Prince
*The Dancing Cowchip
*Debbie Does Deutschland
*The Pissing Giant
*The Wolf Who Ate Out Your Grandmother
==See also==
*Grimm's Guide to Torturing Children
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Brown Moses

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Brown, Moses was neither brown nor Moses. Quite to the contrary, he played a rather major role in the slave trade before he bettered his life and became an abolitionist. He was also a prominent industrialist who helped make the American industrial revolution happen. He would later profit greatly from his non-prophet businesses.
==Early life==
Brown, Moses was raised alongside three brothers, Nicholas, Joseph and John.Their names don't really matter though. The brothers owned a couple businesses and founded a university once. However, he abandoned his family when he joined the Religious Society of Friends, better known as Quakerism.They know a lot about earthquakes.
==American Revolution==
Brown, Moses tried to reason with the British to release his brother John, who had looted and torched a British vessel.The British were immune to his superior intellect, however.
==Abolitionist activity==
He stopped trading slaves.Bravo!
==Other stuff==
He founded the first school in America.
==Footnotes==
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