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NewSuperMarioBros666.exe

Here's how it happened.
I was walking around Gamestop when I saw a copy of New Super Mario Bros. 2. I haven't had a 3DS, but I bought it anyway.
I walked up to the line to the cashier and after many minutes of waiting, I was finally there. The pay was higher than usual, but I brought my money maker machine.
I should talk about the Money Machine. You see, it gives you money by a press of a button! Before that, you must enter the amount you need. It's so simple!
Anyways, I payed with $666. Because that's the price of the game now! I find it weird that they put $666 on a E rated game! They do know it's an evil number, right?
I bought the game and got it home. I then had an idea. If I put the disc into my computer, maybe it could let me play it on the computer! It's SO simple!
So I put the disc in, until there was a message reminding me I have a file on my downloads box! I checked the download box and the file said NewSuperMarioBros666.exe.
What is with people these days? Stop making .exe games!!!
I clicked the file and it showed me the title card of the game. But I noticed something strange. The clouds were red at the title. And they are dripping BLOOD!
Hyper Realistic Blood, to say it correctly.
I clicked play, then I heard a screech. It sounded like, "AAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHHGAHGAHGAHGAHGAHGHAGHAG!".
It wasn't so loud, I just jumped when I heard this sound. The game cut's to World 1-1. But it isn't World 1-1 anymore. The place was full of dead Goombas and Koopas!
This is also a reference to Sonic.exe, when later in the Green Hill Zone stage, you can see dead animals from Mobius. Like my smartness? LOLZ.
I kept playing until the screen was full of Luigi's. But not just any Luigi's, Luigi's with blood in it's eyes and the number 666 on there shirts.
But that's not the only scary thing. There was another screech. It was louder than before. Unfortunately, I got knocked out before the screech even started.
Luckily, I heard some of it. It sounded like "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG". I don't know the rest because everything went black after I heard it.
I woke up with a Luigi in my face. I got my head chopped off by the Luigi.
THE END!
Huh? Why are you still looking at this? You must want more, huh? Fine, I guess. Do you wanna know what happened to my dead body? Yes? Ok, let's hear the story from me!
Shrek put his hyper realistic cock on my dead body's butt and my butt got destroyed by love. My remains was fed by Sonic.exe clones. There. That's the true end to my story. Happy now?
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Category:Mario
Category:Shrek
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Category:Stupid is as the main character does
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New Acquaintanceship

This is a series of emails discovered on a computer shortly after the disappearence of a young woman from an area in north london.
Email #1
Hi tracey!
You may not remember me, I'm that guy who bumped into you today, you know? The guy who helped you with the papers? Anyway, I was just Emailing you because I felt we really connected today, it was only for a few minutes but I feel like I'd known you for a lot longer. So maybe we could hook up some time, get some food, maybe see a movie?
So anyway, send me an Email back and we'll meet up! :)
Email #2
Hi tracey, it's me again, anyway, I'm upset that you haven't replied to me, but I'm sure there is a good explination for this, you must have a busy life. I do as well, but it is common decency to reply to me, It's what seperates us from animals. But, since I'm a nice guy i'm willing to overlook that providing you get back to me, bye! :D
Email #3
Tracey, you know who it is and I know who you are, this is becoming tiresome now. I can see what you're trying to do. Keep trying to throw me off with facebook status's that "You're on holiday" well, I know you're lying, I have pictures to prove it. I'm not playing games Tracey, I don't care if you try to get away, it doesn't matter who you tell, or what you do, I'll still have you in the end tracey.
Email me back or there will be consequences! >:(
Email #4
Thats it you bitch, you've crossed the line. Talking aboout me behind my back are you? Telling your pen pals you met on facebook since I couldn't possibly get them, well guess what? I am them, it's a fake account, who knows how many of your friends are me? You have know way of finding out. I'm closing the cage on you dear, it won't be long know before we "Hook up".
See you soon.........
Email #5
I'm sorry Tracey, sorry it had to turn out like this, I'm sorry for what I've done and I'm even more sorry for what I'm about to do. You should have replied, We could have been so good together, I guess this is the last email I'm gonna send, oh and uh, FYI, you left the back door unlocked.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
New House

Usually people would think that one of the most important experiences of their lives would be buying their first house. That certainly was not the case for me. I was 20 and I had just gotten into a local college. I bought a new house with my scholarship money from high school and I thought I was set for life. My house had everything I wanted... a swimming pool in the backyard, a nice field in the back, and a good view of my street. Surprisingly it was very cheap, compared to how great I thought it was, but I shook that off.
The next morning, I was about ready to drive to school when I noticed a very large crack in my driveway. I ignored it and continued on. The next day, I noticed that the crack had seemingly gotten larger.
"I must be going crazy," I concluded, and proceeded to walk to my car. Once again, it was a normal day in my life. However, when I get to my car the next day, I noticed that the crack seemed to have gotten 2 inches wider. This sort of disturbed me with the rapid widening of the crack, but out of curiosity, I decided to look deep into it. When I looked into the crack, I saw a small red light shining from the ground, which was even more disturbing to me. I tried to ignore that too and go back to school. When I came home, I took another good look at the crack. I shrugged it off and went to sleep.
The next day when I was leaving my house and to go to the driveway, I could hear disturbing, faint cries for help and moaning. I looked back into the crack and, without having to look deep inside like before, I saw the red shining light. In an attempt to shake off my fear I went to school. Yet when I tried to back my car into my garage upon returning home, my tire ran over something. I heard a scream outside my window.
"Oh, SHIT," I exclaimed as I left my car to investigate. Under my tire lay a bloody hand. The scream continued on. I looked back into the crack. I could make out pairs of eyeballs... dozens of them. I must have been living right above Hell!
I had the crack filled with concrete and continued on to school for about a week, until the crack started expanding again. I quickly moved out and bought a new house, this time making sure there were no cracks in the driveway.
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New Life

I awoke standing up in a very strange room. The first thing I noticed was that the room was completely barren except for a few tubes, one of which I had just walked out of. It hit me like a ton of bricks, I have no idea how I got here. I rushed to the window to see if I recognized anything but what I saw terrified me. There were huge shiny beings flying around all over the sky. While I was standing by the window petrified I was unable to hear something walk up behind me until it puts its hand on my shoulder. I spun around so fast that I nearly fell on my face when I saw what had touched me. It was a mutant that had one eye and a large claw for one of its hands.
In a feminine voice this thing said, "Welcome, put out your hand." Too scared to think straight, I put my hand out and she (I think it was a she) tried to pinch me with her large pointed claw. At this point I regained control of my body and I shoved her out of my way and ran, but she stayed close in pursuit. In my panic I ran into a pole and I fell back as my eyes went fuzzy. As my eyes were going back to normal, I looked up and saw that I had not run into a pole, but had actually run into a metallic humanoid. Outraged, the metallic humanoid started to advance on me while I was sliding backwards from it in terror, trying to get my clumsy feet to get up and run once more. Just as I managed to slide onto my hands and knees I saw the mutant come around the corner of a building and call out that I should be apprehended. Then I ran and ran until I was so tired that slumped into the door of a random building and passed out.
The next thing I remember was being shaken awake by and old man with very thick glasses. "Are you alright?" he asked, "you look like crap." I told this strange man all about what happened to me and how I was so confused. He offered me a job as a delivery boy for his company which I accepted in hopes that I can live a normal life in a world of monsters. On my way to the company doctor the old man told me that after my physical I will meet the rest of the crew. What the old man did not say, however, is that the doctor was a large lobster like creature with tentacles on its face. Upon seeing this I collapsed once more for my heart couldn't take it any longer.
All this happened months ago and now the mutant, robot, and lobster are my co-workers in my nephew's business Planet Express, as it turns out the old man is my nephew somehow seems legit. Whenever the Professor has "Good news" the one eyed mutant, the robot and I have to deliver packages on extremely dangerous missions. My name is Philip J. Fry and I was cryogenically frozen in 1999 and was unfrozen one thousand years later.
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Category:TELAVISHUN
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New Smile Dog.png

The story behind the New Smile Dog is unknown, it is said that if one stares at the face too long, they too will have the face stuck on for twenty-four hours.
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Category:One sentence
New Super Mario Bros. 666

Okay, as you may have all known from the title, you might think that I'm a Nintendo fanatic that has been playing its video games/arcade games since I was young. You were right, ya smart jackass.
Anyways, I was playing my Wii U (The game I was playing was New Super Mario Bros. U), until I recieved a video game from my front porch. It said "New Super Mario Bros. 666" for the 3DS. I really had no idea why they made that game. I haven't found it on eBay, not on Nintendo site, not on stores, no where. I put the card on my 3DS, and started playing.
It looked kinda like New Super Mario Bros. Wii & 2, with the theme song and sound effects and all that. Except the theme song for it was hellish, creepy, and super satan. I thought the game was a copy of NSMB2, or it must've been a hacked game. But I thought to myself, why wouldn't anyone hack a 3DS game? C'mon! No one hasn't done that!
The start of the game started when Mario and Luigi were flying around with their Racoon powerup, until the Koopa's in the ship came in and cutted their faces. Then the game started like the scene was a non-canon. The first level said WORLD 666-666. The life bar said "MARIO x 69." (Hey, 69 is a swell number, right?)
Once I hit a goomba, The screen turns seziurish. The time I hit a koopa, bloodshot zalgo-eyed enemies came in and looked at me. And, for a little part of time, I made it towards the final boss (I'm a completionist, you know).
But, as soon as I started to battle Bowser, a short clip started. Mario came in with a knife and stabbed it on Bowser, and tried to pull his guts and tail out. The screen then went black. Words came out that said:
"You shouldn't have done that, Mario. You know what would've happened if you didn't? I would've let the princess out, and say I was sorry for doing that. I would've stopped capturing and torchering the people of Toadstool, but NO. You just want to keep the princess for yourself. Isn't that right? Well, I'm not going to stop you. Besides, The main thing in life you need to learn is to PLEASE WAKE UP."
I then woke up. I was on my bed, in my bedroom. It was just a dream.
You mean all this time this horribly bad pasta was just a dream, a forgetful memory in my head that didn't seem what it is? Well, you know what they say! All's well that ends well!
MORAL: Nintendo is for SUKAS!
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Category:Satire
Category:Mario
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Dreams
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
New Super Mario Bros 3 Easter Egg Found!

STEP 1: Go to any level
STEP 2: Start going through the level
STEP 3: Continue going through the level
STEP 4: Continue doing this shit
STEP 5: This is dragging it too much huh
STEP 6: Eventually you will unlock the next level. cool huh??!?!?!?!
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Category:Rituwel
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Mario
New Toys

"Mister, mister! Please help me! I lost my Mommy and Daddy!" the little girl crying alone shouted.
"Oh my gosh, of course I'll help you find them!" said the man. "Where do you think they went?"
The girl clung to his leg and continued to sob uncontrollably. "Maybe we should go over there," the girl said and pointed to the parking lot.
"Yeah, that's a good idea. They may not have left yet," the man said as he picked up the little girl and carried her to her parents' car.
"Mommy!" The little girl ran over and clung to the woman about to leave.
"Why thank you, young man," the woman said very politely.
The father in the car smiled and said, "A reward is in order isn't it?"
The man smiled and said, "No, that's not necessary. I'm just glad she's safe." 
The man began to walk away, but with a sudden blow to the head, he was knocked unconscious. Blood surrounded him in a puddle. 
"Did I do good, Mommy?" asked the little girl, giggling
"Yes Princess, you did a wonderful job. Now let's take your new toy home, so you can get your reward," said the father.
"Can I play with him forever?"
The mother picked up the little girl and said, "Yes sweetie, whenever you want."
The mother and father put the girl's new toy in the trunk and drove home.
It was such a wonderful day.
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New York, 2017

The year is 2017.
Motherfuckin' demons from the planet Jupiter have arrived through the Manhattan portal.
The leader of. United States calls upon master Joe,
John Wayne's half cousin step-son to annihilate the 1.2 octillion alien scum of the universe.
However, on Jupiter's secret moon, a plan is concieved to resurrect the recently deceased astro-demoniod Dill Clyntin into a mecha-doomsday machine.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
New folder.exe

PART 1 OF THE JONATHIN MC JONATHINSON SERIES
Ok let me start off this story by telling you if you feel that this story is too spooky for you then dont read it. It causes death in small african children and pancriatic cancer in full grown Norwegian women. Now that we have the warning out of the way we can begin the stori. One day i was home alone (was a good movie but tbh the second one was only ok) and i decided to go on my computer to find some pron to jack my fucking dick off to. I went and saw some really super hot satanic gay anime furry porn and was like holy god this makes me wish i was dead why has god punished me by making me like anime and furries. I saved the picture and was about to put it into my pornonogripho folder but it was gone! I panicedd because i thought my parents might of stole it. I brushed it off, it was probably a glitch, it is a very old game on a very old system. I waited for the screen to load and there it was! My brand new (actually really old) super mario sunshine was working! I played it for a little while until i realized that i changed the story at a really weird place so then i fucking shot myself in the face. Then i woke up. Oh only a dreams i said to myself. Wait but this isntt my house i wrote into my journal. I walked around and realized i was burning in hell! I then right clicked and made a new folder but it said new folder is already a name ya fuckin dingus so i was like fine and called it new folder.exe and put my unforgivible prorn in it. Then i clicked on the folder and what came up wasntt your typical folder. It was a realyy scary one and played the lavender town theme and had jeff da killa on it and he said GIVE ME ALL YO FUCKIN MONIY FOOL and i said nein and he got holocaust but then i realized this is the secret microsoft was trying to hide. Also probably because i bought this version of windows 56 from some random old fucking homeless guy who probably put some weird glitch shit in it. AND THEN I NEVER MADE A FOLDER AGAIN. I shut down my brand new play station 666 and threw away the dreamcast cartridge of super bitch 22 i some how got working in the game cube. Then i thought all this sonic cd game wanted was some love. I then slowly went to the bedroom and FUCKED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT SIDE WAYS AND UPSIDE DOWN THERE WAS BLOOD AND SHIT AND CANDLE WAX EVERYWHERE HOLY GOD GOD GOD DEAD DEATH WHAT THE FUC-
this was Jonathan mc Jonathinsons notebook before he god killed by a super duper ghost. It was scary. I saw it with my own two anusus. JK ITS STILL MY JONATHIN MC JONATHINSON BITCHESSS (dies)
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Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Vidya games
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
NewlyDEADs

I was bone tired after work, asleep on my couch, but a bone-chilling sound woke me up in the early evening. My throat was bone-dry for fear. I could feel it in my bones that something terrible must have happened outside, but my curiosity overpowered my fear.
It took me a lot of spine to do so, but I went outside to see a bone-breaking accident on my street; a boneheaded numskull had t-boned a wedding car, in such a manner that must have surely been fatal for the ill-fated couple. Why, I had a bone to pick with him, to do be so bad to the bone and do such a thing!
But behold! What's this? The couple emerges unscatched, as though they were immune to death! But then I realized; their faces were skulls! They were a newly wedded couple of skeletons! They could not die for they were already dead! They continued happily driving their similarly undamaged car down the street as though nothing had happened. In fact, it seemed as though the mishap had tickled their funny bones. As they continued down the street I saw the sign on the back of their car, which read: "NEWLYDEADS"
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Category:Overused Running Gag
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Category:Featured Pastas
Next Stop: HELL

I was at a party at 10 o'clock when I decided to go home. I took a pecero (a van; that what we call them in Mexico), and it was empty. It's route was "Route 666." I was baffled when I saw it, but I didn't care.
When I sat down, I felt horrible but remained still. Then, a man appeared from nowhere. I said "HOLY SHIT! When did that man get on the truck?" Then, I saw my house. I asked the driver to stop but he didn't. So I went to tell him again but then I saw that the truck was driving by itself.
I jumped and heard someone shout, "YOU'RE NEXT FUCKING BASTARD! IN 5 DAYS I'LL COME FOR YOU!"
Today is the day. I have all of the doors locked, but...
WHAT THE HELL IS THAHDJKJJDIGYTHJIKL,;.'/
Public Report; Timestamp 12a3po9; Official Report.
I am sorry to report this, the writer of this was found, dead, at his computer. All colour was drained from his skin.
MOURGE REPORT:
The victim's body was found on the floor with a truck's tire treads on it, but was unexplainable. Cause of death: heart attack.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Nice Cock Bro

This may sound awkward. The other day I was peeing in a public bathroom when this man came and started peeing in the urinal next to me. I did not know what I was about to witness. The man had the most mesmerizing penis hidden within his pants waiting for that moment to be released and revealed. He reached to his zipper that was barely holding it together against the enormous galore of pure penile perfection. The dong uncoiled with such grace that I could swear I heard the urinal moaning. He embraced his precious and aimed so elegantly a stream of pure, shiny piss akin to the fountains of the Louvre. I was speechless, dumbfounded, I was in a whole different dimension as I beheld this majesty. My brain scrambled to group any words I could find to express a fraction of the wonder I am witnessing. He finished his presentation, and the glorious schlong was back to his shrine. I was finally able to utter a few words, I glanced and said: "nice cock bro".
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Nice Guy

"Hallo, boy-o"
Nice Guy might say
If he saw you walking alone
from school with thoughts
of the social kind buzzing about
in your young and undeveloped head
And you might say, "Hey!"
Hearing the friendliness
Hearing the good natured
intentions at making you
feel less alone
And then you might turn about
and see that Nice Guy doesn't
appear to be so nice as he sounds
But still, his good natured tone
leaves you in doubt, and you
are unsure whether or not you should
up your pace and attempt to evade Nice
Guy
For surely, one thing must betray his true
intentions and mood - be it his cheerful
sing-song voice or his terrifyingly disfigured
countenance
But which is deceptive? And which tells truth?
Do you want to hurt Nice Guy's feelings?
But do you value your life enough to take chances?
And so you decide you will be cautious
You won't allow nice guy to get too close, though he still
follows closely behind
You will carry cheerful conversation but from
a safe distance
Because Nice Guy has not eyes, only
fleshy balls which sit awkwardly within
his sockets
His nose looks like a toe sewn
crudely at midpoint between his
sockets and his mouth, which is
the most humanlike feature upon his
face, though this says not much
It is lipless and the teeth seem forever
gritted, a terribly mismatched expression
for the gentle music that is the voice of
Nice Guy
Your heart races
You are alone, but the day is yet bright
Nice Guy seems to want to catch up
To walk side by side, and continue
conversating casually
But cautiously and warily, you
increase your pace accordingly
Trying to maintain the original
safe distance you quickly decided on
Suddenly Nice Guy ceases to follow you
You turn about and ask, "What is it?"
Heart beating fairly steadily, still unsure
of Nice Guy's intentions and capabilities
"No one wants to be my friend" Nice Guy
begins, "because I have not eyes or a true
nose or mouth"
And strange tears began to seep from Nice
Guy's sockets, which are so misfitted for the
fleshy masses which substitute eyeballs
Tears of green and yellow
And you, disgusted and confused,
Pursue the conversation no more
You carry on hurriedly, nervously
Furtively you march the rest of the way home
But is Nice Guy so passive and so forgiving?
Does a guy as ominious and weird as
Nice Guy let the story end so abruptly?
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