Nadine Dorries

Nadine Dorries was the UK Conservative MP for Mid-Bedfordshire. Her political positions include such empowering and progressive ideas as reducing the abortion term limit and introducing abstinence education to British schools. She is also in a long-standing feud with various people on the Internet and frequently says quite idiotic things both on Twitter and her blog.
Dorries was in a solidly safe seat, so the only people whose favour she needs to stay in her position are the local party. David Cameron found her a public embarrassment and would occasionally publicly slap her upside the head for stupidity.http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2011/09/07/cameron-humiliates-dorries-ahead-of-abortion- Boris Johnson, of course, offered her a job - in July 2019 she was appointed as an under-secretary at the Department of Health in Boris Johnson's government, despite her lack of interest in health or medical science.Nadine Dorries joins Department of Health and Social Care, The Guardian, 27 July 2019
When she joined the TV show I'm a Celebrity... she was suspended from the parliamentary partyBBC: Nadine Dorries suspended as Tory MP in I'm a Celebrity row (though they let her back in in May 2013http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22457632). Although many people in Britain really hoped that she would make the final (or anything else that might delay her return from Australia), she was too annoying even to torment for very long; the viewers put her into the first two Bushtucker Trials (making her eat a camel's toe, an ostrich's anus and some cattle genitals, and burying her alive in cockroaches) before tiring of her and making her the first celebrity voted out.Nadine Dorries voted off I'm A Celebrity, The Guardian We're not making any of this up.
In August 2023, she resigned from her position as MP.Nadine Dorries' resignation letter in full, BBC News
==Abortion==
Dorries has introduced bills to lower the abortion term limit from 24 weeks to 20 weeks. Her anti-abortion campaign was backed heavily by Andrea Minichiello Williams from the fundamentalist group "Christian Concern for Our Nation."Dorries MP admits link to fundamentalist CCFON, Liberal Conspiracy She has also criticised the Church of England for being too "liberal" on their interpretation of Psalm 139, a favourite of anti-abortionists.Bloggerheads: Nadine Dorries: Psalm 139, abortion, hatred and evil
More recently, Dorries has been working with Labour MP Frank Field to change the law to make it illegal for abortion providers to also provide abortion counselling services. This is in order to try and get women who want abortion counselling to go to anti-abortion groups or to be discouraged from getting an abortion.MPs launch new bid to cut abortion rate, The Telegraph She has claimed that the British Association of Counsellors and Psychotherapists is backing this move... which they aren't.BACP: Not Backing Dorries’s Abortion Amendments, Ministry of Truth blog She has also made up various statistics and distorted the scientific evidence in her religious quest to limit abortion access.Dorries, The Times and Abortion/Preterm Delivery, Ministry of Truth blog
Dorries has a unique take on epistemology and the nature of science:
==Abstinence==
In 2011, Dorries attempted to introduce legislation to make it required that teenage girls, but not teenage boys, be taught abstinence as part of their sex education courses.The Guardian Sayeth Dorries:
This is in spite of numerous and repeated demonstrations of the inefficacy of abstinence-based education programme.
While Dorries says it isn't abstinence-only, due to the crapness of much of British sex education, it may end up being de facto abstinence-only sex education for many pupils.Is Dorries Pushing Abstinence-Only Sex-Ed?, Ministry of Truth blog
Dorries' ideas about abstinence are so out of whack that the usually wingnut Daily Mail actually described her as a "sexist dinosaur" on the issue and said she should "talk to organisations that work in this field about what actually works, instead of imposing her ideology."Suzanne Moore
==Interwebs==
Dorries has had a traumatic relationship with the Internet and social media. She has a blog which does not permit comments and is, by her own admission, "70% fiction."Nadine Dorries says her MP's blog was '70% fiction', The Guardian She was obliged to remove the House of Commons' portcullis logo from her blog following a complaint from the Liberal Conspiracy blog.Our complaint against Nadine Dorries MP upheld, Liberal Conspiracy blogNadine Dorries's trouble with the truth, The Guardian
In 2010, Dorries publicly attacked a disabled woman living in her constituency who had posted over 35,000 tweets, saying she should not get benefits.Blogger's upset at MP's Twitter claims, Bedfordshire Local News In Dorriesland, disabled people should be sitting and feeling sorry for themselves and not taking the piss out of Nadine Dorries on Twitter.
In 2012, following the drubbing that the Tories took in the local election, Dorries attempted to argue that the Government ought to drop plans for equal marriage for LGBT people. She even at one point claimed that she's never met a gay person who wants marriage equality.Tory MP Nadine Dorries: ‘I’ve never met a gay couple that wants to marry, so bin the policy’, Pink News (This may be because she doesn't make a habit of meeting gay people, or they might be a bit too polite to bring up the touchy subject of marriage with someone who had an affair with a married man.)
Dorries or one of her staff attempted to edit Wikipedia from Parliament to hide her insane claim that her abstinence education plan would help reduce child sexual abuse.Wikipedia edits from Parliament airbrush Dorries sex abuse row, Political Scrapbook (cached)
Most disturbing is the attitude Dorries takes to her critics: branding critical bloggers like Tim Ireland from Bloggerheads.com as "stalkers."Nadine Dorries: extending the hand of hopefulness, BloggerheadsThe police investigation into my presence at Flitwick is now over, Bloggerheads By reading this article, you have joined the conspiracy and are now stalking Nadine Dorries. Congratulations.
Dorries also claims that her great-grandfather George Bargery founded St. Domingo's FC which later became Everton FC and was the clubs's first goalkeeper in September 1888War Cry, 2 June 2007, page 4 although most published histories of Everton inexplicably fail to include these facts and even go so far as to suggest that St Domingo's was founded by Rev. B.S. Chambers and church organist George Mahon, that the club's first game as Everton was in 1879 and that the green jersey on that occasion was worn by W. Jones.Everton Story However local newspaper reports do show that he played in goal during the Lancashire Cup match against Great Lever, and played 10 times in goal, not conceding any goals.
Despite being considered a social media darling, she's not very forthcoming when it comes to answering questions on Twitter.Did Nadine Dorries donate her MP's salary to charity?, Storify
In 2022, she was reportedhttps://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1504018841298427904 as having asked a Microsoft representative when they would stop using algorithms, which is somewhat akin to asking a Ford representative when they would stop using wheels.
==References==
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