Lady Junky

Lady Junky is one of the main characters and the leading lady of Wiksteria Lane. Often referred to - and rightfully so - as the most beautiful woman in the world, Lady Junky brings class, elegance and grace to the perturbing world of Wiksteria Lane, despite the fact that her thick French accent and fragmented English skills hinder her ability to communicate with others. As fragile as she is kind, Lady oftentimes takes the position of the most tortured soul in wikia, but her faith that things will turn out for the better keeps her moving forward, even as she finds herself constantly in the crossfire between arch-nemeses Renaboss and Lynettefan2626, who vie for her attention.
==Biography==
===Early life===
Lady Junky became engaged to Lynettefan2626 shortly upon their arrival to Wiksteria Lane, separately. She constantly encouraged him when he rose up in the rankings. As it turns out, she was told by her father, Villain fan, to do this, and act as her inside agent on his quest to bring down Lynette, his old arch-nemesis. 
===Season 1===
Lady Junky is first seen jogging, attempting to maintain an attractive physique to please her fiancé, Lynettefan2626. She constantly trips due to an inner-ear defect, and it is at such a time that she first meets Renaboss, who helps her up, prompting her to immediately be drawn to his charm and attractive look. She introduces herself to him, and Lynette comes in between them right away, clearly sensing an immediate chemistry between the two.
As First Lady of Wiksteria Lane, Lady often speaks for her fiancé, proposing his new measurements to the wikians, for he knows her charm and appeal can win them over more easily. Therefore, she often holds public meetings at the Gallery, acting as a spokesperson for the President, despite her thick French accent and fragmented English. Upon learning that Lynettefan is such a cunning dictator, Rena wonders if Lady herself could be as evil as he is, but is somewhat relieved to learn from former Bureaucrat UFO Editor that she's just a patsy. 
Lady Junky's attraction to Renaboss increases overtime, to the point where she actually prepares a basket of home-made muffins to bring over to him, with the pretense of making up for the store-bought ones her fiancé had given to him upon his arrival. She starts to indulge in erotic fantasies about the new neighbor, and eventually kisses him passionately. Then, a guilt-ridden Lady decides to move up the wedding date to get it over and done with, which her fiancé becomes suspicious of, but doesn't question much. 
Unbeknownst to Lady, ImmaGleek, Lynette's secretary, has been having a romantic affair with him, which she eventually reveals to the naïve frenchwoman, much to her chagrin. The two engage in a violent fight, with Lynette having to come between them to put an end to it, but neither one reveals to the dangerous man what the fight was about. Later on, Lady hears the gunshot fired by Jdg98, who accidentally shot Renaboss, but when she asks her fiancé if he heard it too, he dismisses this. However, when UFO Editor shoots himself, Lady hears it too and decides to look into it this time, arriving on the scene to find a dead UFO and an injured Rena. She screams and nearly faints, and then looks on as Rena musters up enough strength to stand up and punch Lynette, to her surprise. 
===Season 2===
Lady Junky is ecstatic to welcome her father, Villain fan, back to the lane; her fiancé, however, is none too happy, for he and Villain have shared history and a lot of animosity between them. We learn that Villain is the one who convinced Lady to enter into a relationship with Lynette, to act as his agent on the inside in his quest to bring down the President. When Lady confides in her father that she isn't excited about losing her virginity to a man she doesn't even love, Villain urges her to just get it over with, claiming that it's no big deal. Lady acquiesces, and has a disappointing first time, that doesn't live up to the expectations she'd created in her mind of what making love should be like. Later, Lady is shocked and confused to learn that she has a younger sister, a 17-year-old Spanish girl with crass manners and a promiscuous streak. Villain retells the story of how he and Mary came to know of one another, and Lady denotes that it is strikingly similar to her own story with their father. 
Lady tries her best to become friends with her dismissive sister, even going so far as inviting her to be the bridesmaid at the wedding. However, she remains none too excited about the impending wedding, and her emotional attachment to Renaboss grows, as she constantly visits him at the hospital after learning he has terminal pancreatic cancer. They kiss one time, and ImmaGleek snaps pictures of them, which she then shows Lynette, after Lady attacks her once more, and the President is left to cry over his bride-to-be's betrayal. Lady confides in her wedding planner, QuinnQuinn, that she doesn't wish to get married to Lynette whilst in love with another man, and the woman encourages her to forget said man and focus on her presidential beau. Lynette suggests to his fiancée that they get away for a romantic evening in his cabin in the woods, an idea she responds positively too, and then tells Imma she intends to kill his fiancée there, feeling utterly betrayed, and will need his secretary's help to dispose of the body. When the evening comes, Lynette and Lady share the so-called romantic dinner, but at the end of the meal Lynette confronts her with the pictures. Lady tries to apologize, and is surprised to see Imma showing up at the cabin, claiming to be there to clean up the mess. Lynette takes out his gun and points it at Lady, telling her she needs to learn a lesson, but then turns around and shoots Imma dead, much to his fiancée's shock. He admits to her that he can't let her go, for it would damage his political career, and if he didn't, Imma would turn on him, for she knows too much, so this was the only way to handle her, and to teach Lady what he does to those who wrong him. 
After the murder, Lady is shaken and terrified of her fiancé, but still visits Rena when he invites her over, and they make love for the first time, an experience she actually enjoys. When she gets back home, however, she finds Lynette in bed with Mary and freaks out. She rushes outside and spots a woman who resembles ImmaGleek to a fault entering the latter's template, and comes to learn that it's her twin sister, Regemma. Lady meets the woman and informs her that Imma has died, which leads Regemma to conclude that she was murdered. Lady also discovers the jar her father is keeping, with what appears to be a child's heart inside, and confronts him about it, prompting Villain to tell her the heart belonged originally to Lady's other, younger sister, Cat5sparkles.
The day of the big wedding arrives, and Lady is less than enthusiastic about going through with it. She chickens out at the last minute, deciding she doesn't want to get married to a man she doesn't love, so she rushes to go be with Rena instead. Unbeknownst to her, however, her father has told Rena that he is his father, which makes him and Lady siblings. Rena therefore acts dismissive towards Lady, to the point of being full-on mean. It takes a toll on him to make her hurt, but he feels like it's the thing to do. Soon, they are both distracted by the wiki's church being destroyed in a massive explosion, set off by the vindictive ImmaGleek, wreaking havoc from beyond the grave.
===Season 3===
Following the explosion, Rena tries to look for survivors, to no avail, and can't help but tell Lady that he does love her. He then learns from DocMD that Villain fan lied to him: he's not the man's son. Meaning, he and Lady aren't siblings, so they can be together. Afterwards, when Lady Junky goes back home to collect her belongings so that she may move out, Lynette violently rapes her. She stays at a motel following the incident, feeling ashamed and intending to keep it from her family, but Mary comes to see her and learns the truth, and convinces her to come forward. Her family then attacks Lynette, and Rena punches Villain over lying to him about being his father. This revelation causes Lady to sever ties with her father, so she moves in with Rena, and brings her sisters along. 
Lady's sexual drive is affected by her attack, and she slowly tries to regain her libido. She then learns that she is pregnant, with a rape baby, and intends to keep it from Rena, resuming their sexual activity so that he may eventually believe that he is the child's father. 
Americana proposes to become Lynette's new First Lady, which he declines, so she attempts to get back at him. She ties up Lynette, after getting rid of his entire personnel, and sets the template on fire. However, Lady saves her former fiancé, and, in a fit of rage and before the eyes of his neighbors, Lynette pours gasoline over Americana and kicks her onto the fire, setting her ablaze. Rena shoots her before she can bring harm to anyone, and Mary catches it all on tape. Rena tries to divulge said video, but incidentally reveals a clip of Villain fan having sex with his daughter Mary instead, which only further strains Lady's relationship with her father. 
After James 1234, Jdg's dad, whom Lady had allowed to stay with them, kidnaps Cat and is outed as a pedophile, Rena, Villain and Jdg team up to save the young girl. Afterwards, Rena proposes to Lady, so the pair decide to leave Wiksteria Lane and just be happy elsewhere. However, Lynette confronts the Chat Mod about the possible murder of his daughter, MissMayfair, and deduces that Rena didn't kill her as he thought he had. Upon learning that Villain, however, kept a child's heart in a jar, Lynette jumps to the conclusion that Villain is the one who killed her, so he has a psychotic breakdown and kills Cat in turn, to even the score. Following the horrid murder, Cat's family grieves, and Lady appears to hurt the most, having grown too attached to the girl. She then decides to stay on wikia to continue fighting Lynettefan, and urges Rena to kill him. 
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