THE DEADSCAST, THE STORY OF PATRIXXX, AND OTHER HORROR STORIES

THE FOLLOWING STORIES ARE PIECES OF LOST JOURNALS THAT HAVE BEEN ARRANGED CHRONOLOGICALLY. WHAT HAPPENED IN THESE STORIES REALLY HAPPENED. IF YOU WANT AN ANSWER, SORRY. THERE JUST ISNT ONE!
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==CHAPTER 1: DEADCRAFT -  HEROBRINS HAUNTED WHORE HOUSE==
Hey guys, my name is THOMAS. I'm 21 years old and I am a HUGE fan of minecraft. I like to build the blocks IT REMEINDS ME OF LEGOS!!!!!
SO When i was on youtube i was trying to look up cool maps for my minecraft client (I BUILT MY OWN PC I WAS EAGER.) ANd i found a channel called "YOGSCAST" THey were a fat guy and a thin guy HAHA it funny so i subbcribed. 
They plaid a map called "HEROBRIN'ES MANSION" And i though was cool so i download. OM
G IT WAS SCARY. I searched for it one THE PIRATE BAY and I found it and downloaded it, I REALLY SHOULD'VE THOUGHT TWICE ABOUT IT HAHAHAHAHA. 
When I got to the client map list i opened it and it said "NOW LOADING - HEROBRINES' HAUNTED WHORE HOUSE"
This was strange.
So when i opened it it was a blank map and when i fell to the void the damage so
und was LOUD LIKE SERIOUSLY LOUD I WENT DEAF HOLY SHIt!
This was strange.
I went back ot the yogscat channel to see the walkthroguh to see if i did anytnhig wrong. But the yogscast was replaced with another channel called "DEADSCAST"
This was strange.
The only video was a video of the two main people: louis and simon talking about how they wanted to eat children and KILL HUMANITY!!!
This was strange. So i just unsubscribed thinking it would all be over. BUT I THOUGHT WROOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
==CHAPTER 2 -  WELCOME BACK TO DEAD GRUMP STEAM TRAIN==
Hi guys, my name is Jimmy, and I love to watch lets plays on this site called YoutUbe. last year i found a channel called "Game GRumps" And i thought it was realy funny amd i subbsribed. But recently, it has been quite strange.
My friend Tom had been acting up lately, I even think he went deaf, but it might have been that minecraft mod he downloaded the other day. I told him "DONT TORENT THINGS YOU DUMB IDIOT YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A SKELETON MIGHT POP OUT!" But he was definitely deaf.
on another note, i recently have been browsing game grunts and it was strange how the day after tom torrented that minecraft map mod download that the game grumps channel was DIFFERENT.
The page was HYPER REALISCIC! Bleeding bloody blod every where and claimed danny and aren TORTURED PEOPLE!!!!!! i couldnt believe this and i left the websit alone because it HORRIFIED ME.
I watched a video.
ARENKILLSSTIM.mp4
I was petrified when i saw this. PETRIFIED! I didnt know if youtube could allow something like that!!! it was all bloddy and disgasting. i didntlike it.
I would say... it was strange.
i clikecd out of the video and unsubed from deadgrumps imedetly. I thought it would be all over. BUT I THOUGHT WROOOOONG!!!!!!!!!!!!
==CHAPTER 3 - CAPTURED AND TORTURED==
hI MY names is TIM and i live to play video game. i liv with my friend Thomas and jimmy. im youngest of the group (20 years old). My bud thomas said to me i could play minevraft with him on this mod map he downloaded and wen he download allof a sudden i was in a small room with two guys with strangeely long hair and one was wearing a leotard for some reason. 
this was strange.
When i woke up my leg was extremely cut up and blody and i felt as if i had been stabbed. i found a camera. It WAS ME BEEING STABBED ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW.
So I just unsubsribed thinking everything would be okay. BUT I THOUGHT WROOOOOONGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
==CHAPTER 4 - ULTIMATE LIFE FORM==
Greetings.
My name is Dick Suckett, I am a bio-engineering expert at Area 51. I was working on a project recently and I thought i might browse this website called REDDIT to show them my work. I had been working on an ultimate life-form to be able to counter-act recent hauntings or invasions. (What we research here at Area 51.) These three reports let me know about how hauntings can go about. Someone torrents a mod like a fucking idiot, then the whole household turns upside down.
This was strange, so I decided myself that this life form had to be in the form of a scary object at least.
Then i found PATRIXXX. He came to me with bravado. "Mr. Suckett, I am ready for whatever you may want from me."
When i first met him, you could probably tap him on his knee and he would fucking collapse. But with little work, he became what you know him as today. 
I gave him his power. His power to destroy galaxies with a single punch. That was me. Dr. Suckett.
I just wish that his power can be effective on one of his own kind.
So i just unsubscribed thinking everything would be allright... But i thought wrong.......
==CHAPTER 5 - FINAL DESTINATION==
I saw them go to battle. It was like a goddamn godzilla movie. BAM BOOSH CRASH SMASH BLAAAAAAM!!!!!!!
IT WAS INTENSE.
HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT!
OH MY GOD
WHOAH
MAN THAT WAS CRAZY LOOK AT HIM 
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This is PatriXXX. The deed is done. But the galaxy is still unsafe. If you find this, I will destroy anyone who downloads shitty viruses or anyone who uploads them. be weary. I am always watching. you see me there? on the sides of your screen. thats right, bitch. THEN SKELETONZ POPPED OUT
==EPILOUGE - ALL IS WELL?==
Hi! Thomas again. just makng another diary entry about the after math. Hitler returned, sadly, but he's nice this time around. I got to chill with him the other day. I also met a man named kevin. He liked Minecraft as much as me and he really likes the Mega-Man Series! All is really well in my town, even with that giant crater in central park. but.... I have this feeling.... that someone's watching me.... where ever i go......
The End....?
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