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São Paulo Metro

The São Paulo Metro is a Subway system in the Brazilian city of São Paulo, that is consisted of 6 completely useless lines that cut the city in half. Its users are poor and helpless people that ride the Subway because they need to. And some of the stations have a change to a bus terminal, that reminds us of a calm and quiet place, like hell. It is used for level 1 slums, since level 2 and 3 slums use CPTM. 
==History==
 
The idea of building a subway in São Paulo came up approximately in 85,000 BC, when Brazil envied the transport systems of large cities such as London and New York, and also needed something to withstand the infernal traffic of the city. Subway systems began to be planned. Over several millennials, several projects to build a subway in São Paulo have been attempted. But of course, with stupid ideas, most were rejected. Other projects were used as toilet paper, and others were simply torn. Only in 40,000 BC was a project accepted by the government. But don't think it could already be built, it still needed a license, the government of São Paulo made an effort to try to license the project, which took a loooooooong time. The project had to be accepted by the mayors, the transport secretary of the city, the state, the country, the president (as it was the first subway system in Brazil) and etc. Disputes were fought between companies, consortiums and etc. to be able to build the subway drug. But in the last months of 20,000 BC the project was licensed and in 15,000 BC the tracks began to be built. The first station, Jabaquara, was inaugurated in 6,000 BC, but was not publicly open. A small part of the line was inaugurated in 20 A.D. and finally opened to the people, Jesus cut the inauguration strip. For a long time, several other stations were opened, in 315 Line 3 was inaugurated (number out of order, of course), the complete system of Lines 1 and 3 was completed in 938, followed by the inauguration of Line 2 in 1242 (out of order, since the engineers were drugged and thought that the 2 came after the 3, preceded by 1), of Line 5 in 1312, from the new stations of Line 2 in 1628, until the recent Sacomã station and the very modern Line 4, which has 11 stations. The subway is expanding more and more, with advertisements on TV and etc., and in 10,845 the expansion will be complete, with 500,017 km, 35589 lines and 7653454324 stations.
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T

Not to be confused with the Cross.
Marilyn Manson's Dead Pony redirects here. For other uses, see Kitten Huffing (disambiguation)
T is the pseudonym for a multi-billion dollar media mogul whose real name is un-known, but is probably Bernard or Phyllis, but not Pipkin. “T” made his billions inventing, marketing, and distributing three inventions: T-ball, the T-shirt, and the T-wrench, which made him so rediculously wealthy that he literally cannot leave the house because all the rare and weighty coins block the viable exits.
==Origins==
“T” originally thought of the game of “T-ball” while watching a game of ping-pong between two county champions when a giant asteroid landed on one side of the table and created a sort of lumpy crater from which one could serve the ball without making hand-to-ball contact. The idea progressed in the mind of young Phyllis until “T-ball” became what we know it to be today: baseball with lumpy craters as the umpires.
The “T-shirt,” interestingly enough, was the result of years and years of trial and error. In the not-too-distant past, people never wore anything under their shirts, which, as we all know today, causes gland problems and biting. Young Bernard must have tried thousands of materials such as red clay, unripe bananas, razors, lumpy craters, and milk before finding cotton, which unfortunately could not be used to make the “T-shirt” until many years later when Eli Whitney invented the “T-shirt label” to indicate the washing cycle temperature and reduce comfort
The “T-wrench,” as you may know, is not actually a wrench, but rather a figure of speech coined by Pipkin when he famously said, “An “S” wrench is too curvy, but a “U” wrench is too esoteric.” Nowadays people use the term to mean anything that is distasteful or imprudent. For example, “Using your elbow to paint the ceiling is quite a “T-wrench, if you know what I mean.”
Penis.
==Today==
“T” currently lives in Portland, Oregon with his lifeless soul and billions of coins.
==T Throughout History==
In August 2006, fantasy football legend Catbacker posted a prophetic message in Yahoo private league 45650 containing only the letter t. While the meaning of this message was originally the topic of much heated debate, it is now quite clear that Catbacker simply channeled the message from some higher power. We can only hope that future contacts are made through our new great psychic medium. You cannot tell the difference between the guy who created the "t" from the bloke who uses the "t" This information is completely true. see how the "t" is used, in a correct form, but to all the others who are non computer people, stick it to the "T!"
==Famous T's==
* Mr T (Some even call him the leader and love child of T)
* Booker T
* A cup of tea
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T. rex

The idea that T. rex refers solely to a big predatory dinosaur is wiped out by a giant asteroid.
While people usually think T. rex refers to a dinosaur, there's a lot of other things it can refer to:Ironically enough, when listed alphabetically, the dinosaur usually ends up last.
* Tachyoryctes rex, the majestic mole rat which rules over the lands of Mount Kenya
* Thoristella rex, the royal sea snail which commands the seas surrounding New Zealand
* Trialeurodes rex, the grandiose whitefly known to colonize ferns
* Tyrannasorus rex, the exalted beetle that used to dominate the Dominican RepublicIt would scare away its enemies by telling them its scientific name. It went extinct when its predators finally figured out that Tyrannosaurus rex had died out a little while ago.
* Tyrannobdella rex, the leech monarch whose tyrannical demeanor has created the myth of the chupacabra
* Tyrannochthonius rex, the tyrannical pseudoscorpion which royally screws its prey with its bigass claws
* Tyrannomyrmex rex, some really weird looking antSome people think it's the disfigured product of several generations of incest.
* Tyrannosaurus rex, the tyrant lizard king of North America and hence the rest of the world as wellProbably the most badass dinosaur ever.
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===Footnotes===
===See also===
*C. rex
*G-Rex
*O-Rex
TAD

thumb|right|200px|David Bowie.
Hi, I'm TAD frontman Tad Doyle. Here, at the Tad Doyle Center for People Who Can't Headbang Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach music lovers of all ages, everything they need to know to learn to be a professional metalhead... and a professional human being.
Our diverse faculty includes moshing teacher, and former MTV superstar Kurt Cobain.
So Join now, because at the Tad Doyle Center for People Who Can't Headbang Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to music than just being really, really, really talented.
Right, people?
==Right!==
Here in Syria, there is an almost overwhelming sense of euphoria, as the newly-erected President has given this nation hope, promising to raise the substandard radiation level, and end the child population once and for all. Already considered a living saint, he has become this Eurasian country's greatest hope for a thriving future in the new millennium...
===Which Eurasian country?===
Well, Russia, of course. They sell weapons to Syria. It is their greatest income. They can't afford to lose it so they need to secure the safety of the President of Syria.
===This is ugly!===
Yes, it is. The only thing which can destroy this kind of ugliness is something even uglier. What could that be? I mean, where in all of God's green goodness am I gonna find something that dog-ugly?
==Ladies and gentlemen,==
thumb|right|200px|Ear drums.
welcome to the music industry's biggest night... the MTV Movie & TV Awards! There he is, twelve-time Ugliest Musician of the Year... Tad Doyle! Proud owner of Wood Goblins, the video that made him the legend he now is.
===He's like music.===
And that's who Tad Doyle is defending his title against tonight... Lorde! The rookie sensation who has burned her way into the ear drums of the music world and left them clawing their faces for more...
===Lorde. She's so hot right now.===
And the winner is... Lorde!
==After the grunge-off...==
Hey Tad, it's Donita. You need to relax. I mean, Lorde had to pull a live kiwi out of her ass to beat you. You're a legend, man!
==After Tad and Lorde made peace...==
Hey Lorde, we need to stay here in New Zealand for awhile. Just until we can un-brainwash the world to not kill the President of Syria. We should go to the Oval Office and plant files in Donald Trump's computer, or something.
===I feel totally derelict right now!===
Yes! That means that you made it to the end of this article. Now, to complete the ugliness of this article, please DO NOT watch the following video. MAGNUM!
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T and Biscuits

T and Biscuits is a long-running, hard-hitting, tele-visionary Brit-Cop crime series created by Brett Stevens and B.L. Wellsingham about 2 very mismatched cops. Vince Bourbon (or 'biscuits') is a streetwise well-to-do cop who has little respect for authority. Jonathan 'T' Leadfields is a cop with intimate knowledge of the streets, who has had everything handed to him on a plate, but won't listen to his superiors. When they were teamed up in 'Episode 1:Tea for 2' their personalities clashed and they hated each other, but it was their love of tea, that created the best crime double EVER.
==History==
 
Throughout the first 8 series, T and biscuits were never seen without a mug in hand, even when doing death defying stunts. This ended with 'the chief' (Derek Hardarse) asking for both their badges after they let a Drug smuggler get away because he chucked some Jaffa Cakes from his speeding car. Vince responded by throwing his tea in 'the chief's' face, which he instantly regretted. 
The series then became 'T and biscuits: P.Is', then 'T and biscuits: P.Ies' when corporate executives were brought in to manage the humour. This decision caused T.W.B.L.C. "Dwighty" Mansworth the 3rd ('biscuits') to leave the series. The show then became 'T and biscuits (deceased)' where a young Alec Guinness played the ghost of 'biscuits', but Alec had to leave to promote his new beverage and there was confusion over who would replace him. In a surprising twist, he was replaced by the cartoon character 'Captain Bucky O'Hare', the ratings sharply plumetted and the show was cancelled in it's 18th season.
==Fun Fact==
The actor playing 'T' had 16 heartattacks as a result of the amount of tea he had to drink on stages. It was only in the 17th series that someone suggested using coloured water to give the impression of tea instead of actual tea.
==Notable episodes==
*Episode 28: A biscuit only has one side
*Episode 37: Milk and sugar, sugar?
*Episode 51: T minus 8 hours
*Episode 52: Some lie, some cheat, some drink
*Episode 60: Dunk and the truth will emerge
*Episode 77: Anyone for a shot at T?
*Episode 5: From Dreams to Crumbs
*Episode 12: GET! DUNK! DEVOUR!
==See also==
*Television
*Crime
*Tea
*Biscuits
*T
*Mr T and biscuits
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Taco Bell Monster

thumb|250px|One of the few natural pictures of a TBM.
The name commonly used in the United States, the Taco Bell Monster is derived from the simple fact that all the meats needed to make the chalupas, quesadillas, etc. of Taco Bell (beef OR chicken) are derived from this single organism. Therefore, it has a positive connotation and has endeared itself to North American hearts.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
There are few unexplained mythological beasts left in our modern world, and the Taco Bell monster is one of them. It is referred to by many names (e.g: T.B.M or The Horror From Beyond the Border), the most frightening being the one given by the native population that inhabits the lands of northern Mexico which it roams: El Diablo de Las Granjas. 
=== A More Sinister Nature? ===
However, the Mexican name (translated 'Devil of the Farms') implies that the creature has a more sinister nature that those north of the border are oblivious to. While we have no credible sources of the creature's true behavioral patterns, attention must be paid to these claims of the supposedly violent or dangerous animal. It has replaced the Chupacabra as the more modern scourge of Mexico, its legend being constantly whispered throughout the country. 
=== A Vital Link in History's Chain ===
The animal is thought to have lived for more than millions of years in its native home, and fossil evidence supports that the cow/chicken hybrid has indeed been around for a very long time. While seemingly insignificant, the creature has played many important roles in world history. During the Siege of Tenochtitlan in 1519, these animals are said to have fought alongside the Aztec warriors to try to dispel the conquistadors, led by Cortés, from their shores. A touching memoir was left by one warrior that opens our eyes to the bond that developed between man and beast during this great battle:
=== A Turbid Future ===
thumb|300px|A slogan poster of the TBM conservation league (TBMCL).
There is no doubt that the animals have helped the Mexican people in the past, but as of late they have apparently turned on their former ally and become a renegade species. What caused this is unclear, but the mass slaughter of these animals to supply the Taco Bell's demands may be a contributing factor.
The T.B.M has been mass-hunted to meet the demands of the U.S., and so its numbers are declining every day. Once proud herds of these indigenous and majestic beats have been reduced to small family groups, and no one if sure how long this animal can continue to exist, with Taco Bell being such a popular restaurant. 
== A Ray of Hope ==
Some people have taken up the T.B.M cause and are fighting for its conservation. While it is uncertain just how much activists can do to help, its never a bad idea to try. Perhaps one day the Taco Bell Monster can return to being the proud species it once was....only time will tell. Diarrhea.
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Tact

<choose><option>Woah. What did you do to your hair?</option>
<option>Ooh. When are you due? What do you mean you're not pregnant. Are you sure? Maybe you just haven't found out yet.</option>
<option>You have a sister? That's great! Is she better looking than you?</option>
<option>Sure I'd leave you for a girl with bigger boobs. What do you think I am, gay?</option>
<option>Well maybe you people deserve it.</option>
<option>Ah, so you're a nerd. Got it.</option>
<option>You know, maybe you should look into plastic surgery.</option>
<option>Don't worry about it. A lot of people have weird-shaped bodies.</option>
<option>Don't worry about that sound, son. It wasn't monsters. Your mother and I were just having sex.</option>
<option>No, I don't have any action figures. My sister plays with dolls, but I don't.</option>
<option>Actually, I think your religion is utterly ridiculous, and you're pretty stupid for believing in it.</option>
<option>Nah, it's not that I don't want to, understand. Mom just wants me to marry a pretty girl.</option>
<option>Writing? Have you ever thought about getting a real job?</option>
<option>Oh yeah, that Star Trek uniform is great. Have you ever thought what else you could have done with that time? I mean, like, something useful?</option>
<option>I love you too, honey, I just wanna finish this level. ... Well, I've been at this all night, and it's the first time I've gotten this far in the level, and I can sleep with you anytime I want. So shoo.</option>
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Tai Chi

Tai Chi is a relaxing drink made from milk, honey, live grasshoppers and spices. It is often found in Natural Food Stores and other hippie establishments. It is a variety of beverage included in the larger category of Kung Food. The drink was made in Oklahoma, hence the name Thai Chi or Tai Chi. Since 2001, Tai Chi has been labelled a member of The Axis of Evil by prominent conspiracy theorist Ralph Nader.
A small cult has sprung up around the beverage, with many members keeping a hot flask about their person, ostensibly for "self defense". While the flask itself could be dangerous, the beverage inside is decidedly not. Tai Chi is quite delicious, especially if served with chicken, lobster, or clap.
People who get involved in the consumption of Tai Chi learn to stand completely motionless, as they try to impersonate trees. They should not be confused with tree hugging hippies, for the latter do not try to be trees, they only hug them. Learning Tai Chi takes many years of practice, most beginners are sidetracked by wanting to eat, drink, go to the toilet, etc. during the first years, but as the person gets closer and closer to a real impersonation of a tree, after many arduous years, these unimportant distractions fade into the background. What makes the art so complicated is the fact, that it is difficult to choose which kind of tree to impersonate.
There are different styles of Tai Chi. Oak style, Blue Spruce style, Dutch Elm style, Emerald Ash Borer style and Bonsai style. The latter is known for its small postures.
Tai Chi is traditionally swallowed in whole gulps, to avoid damaging the live grasshoppers mixed in with the soothing beverage. Tai Chi aficionados can often be seen practicing intricate moves intended to prevent regurgitation of the relaxing beverage as the kicking and screaming of live bugs calmly massages the gastrointestinal lining. 
Preparation of Tai Chi is a mixed martial art.
== Famous Tai Chi Practitioners ==
* Luigi
* Plato
* Andy Kaufman
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Tailgating

Looking at how America has changed over the years, we have seen many improvements in reducing discrimination in groups of minorities. Whether it be immigrants, religious groups, or people of a different sexual orientation; we have even elected our first African American President, Barack Obama. However, there is still one group of people who have been constantly attacked from the early 1900’s up to today. I am talking, of course, about Tailgaters. Tailgaters are the most misunderstood group of minorities in today’s society, and what people fail to realize is that tailgating is not an addiction, impulse, or act of aggression; it is a life choice. In this article you will experience tailgating from the Tailgater’s perspective, and I don’t think you will like what you see. The next time you are being tailgated and decide to flip off or beep at this person you don’t even know, think again.
== Hey, stop tailgating me! That is really annoying! ==
Hang on, I’m trying to read your bumper sticker… “If you’re going to ride my ass at least pull my hair”… Hey, that’s pretty funny! But dude, aren’t those bumper stickers for chicks? Anyway, stop being such a buzz kill, look at it this way; you are tailgating me from the front. Jerk. Besides, who are you to judge me? Maybe I’m practicing for NASCAR or something. You know, drafting and stuff. But really, I’m not really in a hurry, I’m just bored.
== Tailgating is dangerous though… ==
Yes, I know it’s dangerous, but better for me to tailgate you than some guy who’s probably drunk or something, right? I mean, I’m hopped up on cocaine, but it makes me more alert. Besides, I’m watching the movie your kids are watching in the DVD player… Shrek! I love that movie! Eddie Murphy is a pretty talented guy. He pulls off the annoying donkey pretty well. Hey, would you mind putting the subtitles on?
== Subtitles? Yeah, sure… Um, listen, I’m really not comfortable with you tailgating me. ==
Hey, maybe someone in my vehicle is having a medical emergency! Maybe my wife is going into labor and I’m trying to get her to the hospital, or maybe my dad is having a heart attack! Who are you to judge me? … Ok, no one in the car is really having a medical emergency. There isn’t anyone else in the car, but I did have a headache earlier today. Oh, hang on, I’m getting a call.
== Ok, this is getting really dangerous, put that phone away! ==
Hello? …Oh, hey Greg…. Eh, not much… Yeah, I got some jerk preaching to me about driving safely… I know, I hate people like that!… Ha! Yeah, I bet he is gay!... So anyway Greg, do you know whe-
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Taking a dump

thumb|right|If toilets could talk, they'd say this.
Taking a dump, defecating, squeezing one out, or in Australian colloquialism doing a 'bunda', is often related to the act of stealing a car. Once you start it, you want to get out of it as fast as you can. The act is more common in countries such as Cambodia, Vietnam, Mordor and Yugoslavia. Popular tourist destinations for public performance include the balcony of QVB, Sydney. Unfortunately, this act has been prohibited in more backwards countries, such as the US and Heaven.
==Notable dumping places==
*Your mom
*Your bath
*Your shower
*Your toilet
*A hole in the ground
*U.S. Republicans - they want YOUR shit
*Sauron's face
*A girl's Chest
*A cup, provided there is 2 girls to go with it.
*On Captain D or in his restaurant
*on next door's cat
*a midget's head
*in the middle of a tourettes education classroom
*In a portable paper shredder
*In the poop sack
*On a mentally retarded kid's face
*Hilarly's penis
*On a boner
*Kermit the Frog's balls
*The 18th hole on a golf course
==Dump as a Big Place Where All The Garbage Goes==
Dump can also be a big place where people dump stuff that looks and/or smells UGLY.
==Popularisation in Australia==
In late 2009, 'taking a dump' enjoyed a significant resurgence in the public eye when it was rebranded as 'doing a bunda' under the charismatic leadership of Sarah Qian, a local political and faecal activist. This culminated in a public performance by Qian herself on the 29th of December 2009. After ceremoniously taking a dump of the balcony of the Queen Victoria Building in Sydney, Qian proclaimed the beginning of the decade of defecation, as a new age of faecal freedom and the promise of a browner tomorrow, to her legions of devoted followers. 
As a result of her momentous campaign, the 'doing a bunda' slogan has permeated into the popular vernacular and has become a staple of Australian slang. Furthermore, Kevin Rudd the prime minister of Australia declared the 29th of December as National Bunda Day, encouraging Australians everywhere to take a dump.
In 1974, it was voted most popular past time of all Austrailian people. They spent an average of 75 hours a week
==Opposing parties==
The "Dump Under Mike's Porch" (D.U.M.P.) was an organisation of rebelling toilets who had "Taken too much shit". They have demonstated in many major cities such as New York, Washington DC and Flushing Meadows. The party's philosophy was "To encourage taking dumps under others porches and not in us, giving rights back to toilets and not giving us shit." Unfortunately, 500 activists were brutally murdered by the Mafia in their last riot, causing the organisation to shut down.
Two year ago, the leader of D.U.M.P., Seymour Butts, created a new organisation known as Stop Harrasment of International Toilets (S.H.I.T.)
==People who like to take a good dump==
*You
*Jebus
*Cactus Man
*Superman
*Phoenix Wright
*Sam
*Black people
*Purkey
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