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Urban Dictionary

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=Urban Dictionary=
N. -A really cool website, designed to be the official slang dictionary of all mankind. Much like Uncyclopedia, it is written by the readers.
#cool #website #lame #hashtags #losethem #please
by , November 17, 2018
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=Urban Dictionary=
A website dedicated to some dick who lives in some city, brilliantly disguised as an online dictionary. The operators of the website expect the readers to understand that the actual name of the site is Urban Dick.
#trump #Washington
by , November 17, 2018
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=Urban Dictionary=
A parasite-ridden website where isolated teenagers make up horrifying sexual fantasies and weird sexual holidays despite the fact that they haven't interacted with a woman since they left their mother's womb
#parasite #website #isolated #teenagers #horrifying #sexual #fantasies #weird #sexual #holidays #interact #woman #mother #womb #trust #take #off #put #on #urban #dictionary #hashtags #blessed
by , February 29, -219
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=Urban Dictionary=
The formal name of the Urban Dick website. Designed to disguise the fact that the only purpose of the site is to rip on Donald Trump.
#fucking #twitter #hashtags #suck #seriously #losethem #rightnow
by , November 17, 2018
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=Urban Dick=
A website dedicated to the Britpop classic, "Country House". It uses this Blur song to rip on Donald Trump, and uses Trump as leverage to remind the world of this timeless song.
#blur #hashtags #lame #meaningless #please #losethem
by Blur, August 14, 1995
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=Dweller=
A creepy, socially awkward male who dwells in internet cafe-type areas and plays Magick and World of Warcraft continuously with other dwellers. A Dweller is easily recognizable as lonely and desperate for female attention of any kind. They will hit on anything that comes within eyesight. Comparing girls to characters from their favorite anime is a popular pickup line.
#thanks #quoteismine
by Urban Dictionary, September 28, 2011
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=Jackanory=
Story, a Britishism formed in the tradition of Cockney rhyming slang and which derives from an old kids' TV show by that name (featuring a different story every day).
#thanks #quoteismine
by Urban Dictionary, November 15, 2004
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=Utter=
A misspell of otter.
#southpark #otter #britpop
by the Allied Atheist Alliance, 2546
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=Urban Dictionary=
A website where every fucking word has to include something sexual 
#Seggs #ineedgrill
By DefinitelyNotSebby294, 2069
Category:Slang
Category:Websites
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
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Urban exploration

=Urban exploration=
==Urban Explorers==, UE or urbex is the collective name for people who like to explore abandoned properties such as Industrial sites, Military Areas, Asylums, and very rarely, occupied homes in the dead of night.
==Origin==
The foundation of the Urban exploration movement was started just after the explosion at the Chenobyl Power Plant, After people were first allowed back they discovered that taking pictures made them famous, The idea of Urban Exploration had started.
===Technology===
One of the most fundamental things in Urban Exploration is the use of Cameras, as the website 28dayslater will explain, if you're not a photographer then clearly you're a shit Urban Explorer, if you can't take a decent picture then you CLEARLY can't climb a stair case at 2:00am.
==Ethics==
The Urban Exploration cults has their own sets of rules that most sect members strive to follow. The UE "10 Commandments" are without follows, These:
*Thou shalt take good pictures otherwise ye shall be deemed twattish.
*Thou shalt not steal anything (unless it's REALLY shiny and cool)
*Thou shalt NEVER knock walls over (unless a sledgehammer is found on site)
*Thou shalt respect security (even if they suffer from Downs Syndrome)
*Thou shalt listen to the leader of thy group
*Thou shalt not travel in large rowdy groups
*Thou shalt have a minimum of Canon 7D on you at all times, maximum 5D Mark II
*Thou can't be arsed to finish off thy rules
==What do to if you encounter an urban explorer==
Urban explorers are very dangerous. If you hear some strange noise in your house during nighttime, it's likely an urban explorer "exploring" your house. They are exceptionally good at blending in with shadows and are thus very hard to spot, which is why they call themselves "the Shadow People". Urban explorers can be destroyed by platinum bullets.
==28 Days Later==
Deep within the ruins of HTML lies another type of Urban Explorer, these types are the strictest of people, if you don't have a camera that takes good pictures then you sure as hell can't join.
Remember children.
Also they've explored all of the UK already and anymore pictures that aren't HD/HDR or taken with an SLR will be SHUNNED.
Get a ticket to Calais and find a disused Petrol Station.
==The Cave Clan==
When an Urbexerer gets so hard-core that all their friends get heaps jealous. They are invited to move to Australia and take part in the Cave Clan pyramid scam, I mean scheme.
Interesting Cave Clan facts
Category:ActivitiesCategory:Hitherto-undiscovered thingsCategory:HobbiesCategory:IllegalCategory:LifestylesCategory:Things that may be out to get you
Uriah Heep

Uriah Heep are an English rock band, most famous for their trippy lyrics and opera-like singing. They never really became famous, which is too bad because they're pretty good, but a couple of songs were noticed, such as "Easy Gamin'" (no one really took notice of this song because gaming had not yet been invented) and "The High Dude Who Invited Me Inside, Then Stole All My Booze, and Bitched About the UN's Values".
==Formation==
The band was formed in 1969, when Minimoog player Ken Hensley joined up with some stoners and hit their instruments with baseball bats until they broke. They named themselves after a character in Charles Dickens's book . Heep is a creep in that story, who doesn't play any instruments. Despite that, the band liked the name and stuck with it. At the time, they had no vocalist.
They promptly appointed six opera singers as their vocalists, but only one man was put as the frontman: David Byron (aka Asterix).
One of these stoners, Gary Thain (real name Kim Seung-Oh; he wanted a pseudonym that rhymes with "merry pain") played the bass guitar, but since he ran on nothing but high-octane, heavily-leaded homemade whiskey and cocaine, he bit the dust before he got a haircut so someone could see his left eye.
==Breakthrough==
Uriah Heep were a key part of the early 1970s rock scene, and have been referred to as pioneers of the hard rock, heavy metal, progressive rock, and uranium heap genres. Their finest achievement, the gothic-influenced album, was released in 1972 and peaked at #23 on the Billboard 200 charts. Every time "The Wizard", "Traveller in Time", or "" plays, listeners can't help but sing along. Other successful songs from this time include "Gypsy", "Sweet Calorraine", "", and "Lady in Black".
==Uriah Heep today==
Even though two of the band members died, guitarist Mick "Talk" Box decided that despite looking more and more like a 70-year-old trucker, he should keep the band running. So today, Asterix is dead, the opera singers passed out from exhaustion, and the current vocalist is Bernie Shaw (a pseudonym; his real name is actually Shantan Sadacharan N'maputokekgdofoosharottenikken). Although he is not even close to being as good as Asterix, he tries. And Mick Box is the only member still remaining from the GOOD lineup of the early '70s. The band continues to maintain a significant following of beer-bellied baby boomers, and performs at arena-sized venues in the Balkans, Germany, Japan, the Netherlands, Russia, Finland, and Scandinavia.
==See also==
*Deep Purple
*
*Nazareth
*Jethro Tull
*Yes (band)
*Emerson, Lake & Palmer
*King Crimson
*Genesis
*Rush
Category:British musical groups
Category:British culture
Category:Progressive Rock
Category:Rock music
Category:Heavy Metal Maniacs
Category:Nerd
Category:Geek
Category:Fantasy
Category:Science fiction
Category:1970s
Urumi

An Urumi is a type of bladed weapon originating in Southern and (for legal reasons) Central India. By the time the tip was forged the tang of the first urumi was getting close to Mumbai, so they demanded partial credit. It is also called a chuttuval. It is probably the most awesome bladed weapon ever. If you are approached by someone wielding an urumi, and you think that he (no, my use of "he" does not mean this only applies when the attacker is male, it is basic grammar) might know how to use it, run like it's one of your ex-girlfriends (you know the one) with a taser and a gasoline powered bull castrator with optional donkey castrating attachment. If you do not think he knows how to use it, grab a chair and a video camera and get ready to film a clip for America's Funniest Self-Disembowelments.
If you want to know what it looks like, picture a whip. Now, picture it being made out of metal and the part which isn't held being very, very sharp.
The reason the urumi is not widely shown in media is partly because nobody has ever heard of it and partly because all the actors with enough hubris to think they can manage it are not smart enough to read the script.
== See also ==
*weapon
*India
# Again this is just an example that we'll claim is for the sake of grammar. Women should also run in a situation like this.
Category:Weapons
category:India
Category:Swords
Used Goods

We're not all millionaires. A lot of us can't afford to buy everything new. That's why used goods can be a tempting alternative. The second hand market is not without its pitfalls, and it is important to be aware of typical defects that can affect various items. 
==Used Entertainment Products==
===Music===
Secondhand CDs and vinyl are very popular purchases. Of course, you have to be very careful, because wear and tear will take its toll, especially on older albums. 
It is well known that older copies of What's the Story Morning Glory by Oasis suffer from erratic drumming and Noel Gallagher singing his songs in Greek. On battered copies of The White Album, McCartney stumbles over several of the words in Helter Skelter and is heard to shout "Fuck it, I really can't be arsed". On copies of Led Zeppelin IV that have not been kept in the album sleeve, Stairway to Heaven is considerably less ground-breaking and is covered by Tom Jones.
===Movies===
It is incredibly important to only buy second-hand DVDs that are in a condition of nearly-new. Any scratches on A Few Good Men may cause Jack Nicholson to admit that "you probably can handle the truth." Shawshank Redemption is especially susceptible to dust, which can cause Andy Dufresne to hang himself with his cock hanging out, rather than escape from Shawshank State Penitentiary. In damaged copies of Cocktail, Brian Flanagan is played by Christopher Lambert rather than Tom Cruise, and he works in a working-men's club in east Glasgow. Battered copies of Apocalypse Now can suffer from a hugely-reduced moral subtext and may even have a coherent plot.
== Used Countries ==
Buying a country in a new condition can be richly rewarding. But to be perfectly honest, most brand new countries are well out of the price range of your average punter. This tends to force one into the murky world of the secondhand market. Things to look out for are high rates of teenage pregnancy and a strained infrastructure. Also, raw sewage around a country's coast is a sure sign that this nation has seen better days.
It's always tempting to dismiss a dictatorship, but you can get real value from natural resources such as oil in these countries. Also, dictatorships tend to make palaces out of solid Gold, and you may be able to attract some banging burds with this kind of action.
==Used Women==
The pursuit of 'new' women is littered with legal complexities and a low rate of success, and thus the decision most men have to make is to purchase one that has been in service for as little time as possible.
One of the perceived disadvantages of the secondhand market is that the goods are perhaps slightly dirtier than a pristine, brand-new model. With the fairer sex, however, this can be seen as something of a bonus, with men finding many new features enabled in the older model.
 
Category:RetailCategory:Articles in this category
User

A user, also referred to as "the user", is a mysterious input/output device that sits between the chair and the keyboard, who is supposed to be using a given program, although in reality he usually (hence the word user) can't figure out how to get the damn thing to install. This is because the user is usually an idiot who has no common sense or basic trouble shooting skills. One example of this is the Uncyclopedia user .
==Theories==
thumb|The user's mugshot
===Classical Physics===
Classical physics teaches us that the user is probably composed of 75.2% of water, 16.8% beeron, and 8% methane, and that it occupies a very strange 5 dimensional time/space, of which three are spatial. While it is easy to visualize two spatial dimensions on a monitor, the third can only be extruded mathematically. This is where the theory starts to break down and a quantum theory had to be pursued.
===Quantum Mechanics===
According to the latest QM theory, a "user" is an applied parity-spin penetration of an account or login, into the Heisenberg Triplespace (considered the mathematical successor to so-called "3-D" space). Pauli exclusion principle states that any such penetration would take on a very strange form of energy, called matter, although little is known of it. The wavefunction of matter would be extremely different from the normal energy of our everyday existence. It would not move at the speed of light, but at a speed known to scientists as slower. It would have mass and dimensions. It would also masturbate a lot.
===Tron Theory===
The Church of the Almighty User and other underground religions believe in the user, or in some cases multiple users, although the MCP denies it vehemently. Any practicing polyuserists are derezzed on sight. Monouserists are given the chance to recant, or play Mine Sweeper until such a time as they blow themselves up.
===Philosophical Theories===
Programs of extreme intelligence have pondered over the existence or nonexistence of User for many nanoseconds, with no obvious result besides intermittent periods of boredom. To read more on this, please press the Any Key.
==Sightings==
thumb|A possible user sighting
There have been sightings of users in and around Bristol in the UK. The WWF believe they feed on The Offspring and have a thirst for power. 
Scientists around the world have developed a technique called usability to trap users for their study. Unfortunately, no reliable result has been reported through the application of this technique.
In the case that you do see a user, always be sure to get it's information like their phone number. Some good pick-up lines would be "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" or something else the user is bound to like.
== See also ==
* tweakers
* hackers
ko:사용자
tl:User
Category:Wiki
Category:People
Utahraptor

The Utahraptor is a super-large carnivorous Dinosaur, which is thought to be the ancestor of birds. It has 4 large, sickle claws, like other Reptaves (such as Velociraptor); these huge claws, up to 2 metres long can tear up prey easily.
Utahraptors were found all over the world (except Utah), but are now extinct. They are well known as the ancestor of birds.
==Origins==
An incomplete Utahraptor skeleton was found in the ground in 1993. People orginally reconstructed them as Avian Dragons.
They were known to have evolved from early Reptave Dinosaurs, like Velociraptor. They underwent many extreme changes for flight. They then lost many of these changes, as flight was optimised.
==Safety==
Utahraptors were very fast and agile (can also be fast as a Sonic); they, on average, could fly at 50mph, and could fit under most bridges. 
The only known natural predator of the Utahraptor was the Orang utan; These were good for protecting against Utahraptors.
===Warding off Utahraptors===
*Utahtraptors could be easily fought off by an Orang utan
*Bird spikes prevent all birds, including ancestral ones, from landing
*A punch to the beak can easily knock it out
===Avoiding a takeover===
They are currently extinct, but if revived, they could take over all of the avian niches in a matter of years. Good countermeasures include
*Containment
*Smaller bird feeders
*Global Dimming
Category:Dinosaurs
Category:Birds
Uterus

The Uterus is a species of agnathan fish of the class pteraspidomorphi. It is a parasite of women that feed on semen and flowers. It resides in the fluid of the coelom, near the vagina. 
==Appearance==
They have 2 life stages
===Larvae===
The larvae are tiny, thin, pale-green, worm-like creatures. There isn't much more to say. 
===Adults===
The adults are relatively large. They are pink in colour, with a dark purple shield. The mouth is round and sucker-like. The head is short, with large eyes on the sides of it. The shield extends from the head to the base of the tail, but with the sides and belly exposed. They have 4 arm-like fins without rays or fingers, a long, tall anal fin, no dorsal fin, and a wide, pointed paddle-shaped caudal fin. The males are thinner have smaller shields, and possess a long horn
==Life Cycle==
The lifecycle begins when the newly hatched larvae crawl onto cakes, biscuits, and other sweet treats. When they are eaten by a pregnant woman, they make their way to the stomach, and chew into the baby through the crotch. They then form white, scaly cocoons for 12-13 years, while they mature. They then emerge, and start thrashing about and causing random health issues. They also tend to get parasites in abundance at some time of the month. They often bite themselve trying to remove them. This causes bleeding and lots of thrashing, causing stress and cramps. Once the women dies, the uterus swim away, into the rivers, and become male or female. At the end of the year, all adult uterii that have left their home engage in a vorgy, where the males are eaten, and the females crawl onto land, and lay their eggs on plants and other stuff. The females that miss the vorgy become uterus tentacles
Category: Fish
Utter shit

Utter Shit is used to describe something that is horrible, full of crap, or even worse than Oscar Wilde. It can be used to mock people. Take this conference for instance:
jaack28: hey, do you think that George Bush should resign?
King_boy06: you're utter shit
born_2_kiss: yup. LOL.
jaack28: i am?
King_boy06: he should resign
jaack28: yes he should. but dude, am i utter shit?
*King_boy06 has signed out 5:43 PM*
Keep in mind that there are steps in calling Stuff Utter Shit.
== Steps on calling stuff Utter Shit ==
=== People ===
*When you call a person utter shit, the latter should feel hurt, and may ruin his mood, whether happy, or unhappy. 
*The next thing that will happen is, he will start getting serious, and ask why he is, utter shit. 
**NOTE: There is a possibility that he will come back with this "utter shit yo face!" If he does, he has officially PWNED!!1!1oneone!eleven!!11 you. But cases like this happens rarely, so do NOT worry. 
*When he asks why he is utter shit, you should go smack his face, and tell him that he must face the truth.
*Finally, he will then thank you, and continue his life believing that he is utter shit
===Objects===
*First, go to the founder/writer/creator/owner of this object; confront him/her
*Step up to him/her, and say "Hey _____, your ______ is utter shit" (make sure you express it no feelings whilst saying it)
Example: Hey Oscar Wilde, your penis is utter shit.
*He/She will sue you
*Next thing to do is, steal his/her cellphone and kick his/her shin (if he, then kick his Left Nut)
*Run like hell, bitch!!
===Media Stuff===
:See also: Uncyclopedia
*This is almost like objects, but instead, you can post things about this in the internet.
*Start a forum in any site with forums about a show or movie
*Say bad things about it (eg. ugh, i couldnt stand watching it!)
*Let others start making their comments and shit
*THEN, out of nowhere, type this exactly "THIS CRAP IS UTTER SHIT" (note the bold and ALL CAPS)
*People will start agreeing to you, and you will become notorious
**NOTE: if the producer of the show/movie catches this forum, YOU will be the one to blame
===Yourself===
:See also: Emos
*When you are alone in you're room, after you Masturbate, get into an emo mood.
**you can do this by listening to emo music fuck, by purchasing quality, rusty blades, and/or cutting your own hair like the ugly tree
*Once you're in the state of emo, start writing down poems (which is, in fact, utter shit), and start talking to yourself
*Then, once you start to feel that certain feeling where you want to say stupid things about yourself, say this "...i am utter shit...."
*Kill yourself
**NOTE: you may write a suicide note too, before you die
== Examples of Utter Shit ==
*Oscar Wilde
*McDonald's
*Harry Potter
*King Leonidas
*People
*Earth
*Anyone against Boobs
*Wikipedia
*Hell
*Philippines
*Emos
*Trying hard Emos
*You
*Your mom
*Alan
*People over 18 who haven't had sex
*your FACE
*Disneyland
*Paris Hilton
*Chuck Norris
Category:Poop
Category:Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it
Uwe Bowls

== Have a Disaster in Your Bowl ==
Uwe Bowls are a brand of high fiber (and low content) cereal that has replaced the popular You 
Bowls of cereal after a re-branding by the new German CEO.
==A Breakfast to Die For ==
Now with Uwe Bowls you can start your morning right with a bowl full of fail(hemorrhaging 
optional). Because not everyone has the privilege of choking down an entire bowl of industrial waste. Poor kids in Africa wouldn’t mind the blindness caused by our cereal (unproven by those assholes at the FDA) for a chance to suck down something other than dirt and monkeys. So why not take a bite?!! (before it bites you.)
== One Hamster Short of a Spinning Wheel ==
Uwe Bowls come in many artificial flavors resembling strawberry, grape...or many, many unfortunate others; but none of them are particularly tasty or popular. Many fans of the more traditional brand of You Cereal feel the new flavors are just a ripoff of the old. Despite the fact that nobody likes Uwe Bowls, our company insists on producing more cereal, every new flavor more shitty than the last. Some of these new mediocre and uninspiring flavors can be seen below. Now in a store (or landfill) near you!!
== Current Flavors ==
*Strawberry
*Strawberry?!
*Angry Strawberry
*I Can't Believe It's Not Strawberry
*Grape Or Something Similar
*Sky
*Surprise!!!
*Xylophone
*Yellow
*Non-toxic Yellow
*Animal
*Than Time You Taken a Trip to Grandmas House and Had a Journey of Self-discovery by Accident
*Potato and a Half
*Soylent Orange
== Future Flavors ==
<poll>
Vote for New Yummy Flavors!!
Maybe Tasty
Accidental Cadaver
Brain Tumor
Carrion Flakes
You now Have Cancer
</poll>
==See also==
* Uwe Boll
* Worst 100 Video Game Movies
* Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
* Cancer
Category:film
Category:Epic Fail
Category:Stuff_that_God_hates
Category:Mass_Media
Category:Directors
Category:Assholes
Category:German_people