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Odysseus

Odysseus, also known as "Odie", was a famous Greek weekender and a possible Swiss monarch. 
Odysseus is most commonly known for being the ultimate "travel snob". The guy really liked to travel, and didn't hesitate to name-drop various locations he'd been to ("Oh, you haven't been to the Underworld? You simply must go! You really haven't traveled until you've been to the Land of the Dead."). Really, the guy was just stuck on himself. I mean, how many people get lost for ten years in the other side of the world, then are still so proud of themselves that they name the whole thing after themselves ("Oh, I really must tell you about my Odyssey some time. It really was something.")?
Famous for coining the phrase: "Are we there yet?"
He also was not a very good man of directions. When Odie's wife, Penelope, told him to go get a pack of Trojans and some milk, he ended up not coming home from the grocery store entirely. His son went to the wrong store to try and find him, but failed miserably.
== Recent Events ==
=== Meeting Yoda ===
In 2000, Odysseus and Jedi Master Yoda toyed with the idea of making a Television show for ITV, but the plan never took off after Yoda went into the Austrian Celebrity Big Brother later that year. Yoda went on to be a huge success with his own brand of cologne released and a series of various actions toys and plushies in his likeness. Odysseus however, depressed by the way his life had turned out gained 200lb. He then lost the weight drinking Slim Fast and is their new international spokesperson. He regained this previously lost weight after a long and hard drinking binge with Rhizopus. Neither have been seen since.
=== Turning to the dark side of the force ===
In 2003, Odysseus turned to the dark side of the force and renamed himself as Darth Odysseas. After killing the emperor palpantine, taking his position, he tried to conquer Earth but he failed after folowing G.W.Bush advices. He took his revenge sending two imperial airplanes to the World Trade Center, destroying them. In this period he was known as Osama Bin Laden.
== See also ==
* Odyssey
* The Iliad
* Argos
* Slim fast
* Yoda
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Category:Legends
Category:Travel
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Oedipus Rex

Oedipus Rex (Oedipus irrumaremater) was the dominant predatory species of dinosaur inhabiting the majority of the southern Achaean peninsula until around 65,000,000 years ago, when it went extinct due to inbreeding and reproductive practices of leaving its young on mountains to be found by shepherds. Sophocles discovered the first Oedipus skeleton in 428 BCE. 
==Anatomy and Physiology==
The common Oedipus Rex reached a height of some 18 meters, and lived, on average, to about 30 years of age. There are multiple instances of fights between Oedipus' main competitor Tiresaurus (Prudentia tiresias), a smaller, more agile, species with the ability to see into the future despite having no eyeballs. Oedipus skeletons have frequently been found with broken arms, legs and even (healed) necks. It was also the first recorded species to ever bear children with its mother.
==Development==
*Infancy: Oedipus are commonly born with their feet tangled in the umbilical cord, after a few days the parents, known as Laiusauri, will leave the offspring on a high mountain. The presumed explanation for this behavior is that it expels young from the same niche as their elders and limits intraspecies competition. Once abandoned, the Oedipus are commonly found by young shepherd boys and given to another pair of Oedipus. Scientists are embroiled in debate over this particular explanation, as to date no one has found a fossil of these supposed shepherd boys.
*Adolescence: Recent studies have unearthed several fossils of male Laiusauri apparently having been killed by adolescent Oedipus. It is thought that this is instinctive behaviour in order to prevent the parents from becoming rivals for the developing Oedipus' territory. However no evidence of this in the female of the species has ever been found, suggesting that the adolescent Oedipus had difficulty in identifying one particular female as his biological parent.
*Maturity: The few fossils of adult Oedipus that have been discovered have all been located a considerable distance away from those of younger forms of the species. In addition, all of these bear considerable damage to the side of the skull, which in some cases must have rendered the individual blind. The only instrument capable of such damage is the claw of a mature Oedipus, although scholars are still baffled by this phenomenon.
==See Also==
*Oedipus
*Tyrannosaurus Rex
*Incest
Category:Dictators
Category:Dinosaurs
Category:UnBestiary
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Of

"I'd like to get a look at her offfff, if you know what I mean."
:-Oscar Wilde on of
Of, pronounced Ov, the English preposition, is one of the more interesting two-letter English words, apart from "Ni" and "ho." It has a variety of uses, including as a Genitive; with a verb of being, as "to have"; priority; as a partitive; as a motive or causative. It is not the middle syllable of the British word "governor."
=="To have"==
This use of of is much more visceral than with normally saying "I have..." and implies actual, physical grasping of the object. Hence, if one says, "I am of the opinion (that)..." it is generally taken to mean that the opinion is holding him tightly around the neck, and could you please help him remove it?
==Partitive==
When of is a partitive, it is said to mean left or to be a leftern of. It is always used to indicate the left portion of something, and is always left from the perspective of the person being talked to. For example, "I'd like a piece of cake" means "Please cut a leftern piece from that cake and give it to me." Of in this scenario is the opposite of starboard, as in, "I'd like a piece starboard cake."
==Motive/Causative==
Whenever of is used for its motive or causative purposes, it is always preceded by damn and followed by a future tense verb, usually will. It is meant that whatever of refers to coerces, convinces, or inspires the speaker to do something. Note on pronunciation: both of these are frequently contracted, the former to just its first letter and latter to its usual contracted form. Hence, "The damn of will made me do it" (note the use of the future imperfect tense here) is often pronounced in colloquial speech as "The d' of 'll made me do it." 
==Genitive==
In many, if not most, instances, "of" is meant as a genitive; specifically, it is most frequently used by males as a female genitive, viz., "Yo, shit, you didn't even buy her a drink and she showed you her of?" and it is somewhat less frequently used by females to refer to their own genitives: "My of started bleeding today." Very occasionally of is used by males as a male genitive, as in, "Maybe you need a limp of smack to the face." Of is about equally rarely used by females of other female genitives, and almost never by females speaking of male genitives: you would never hear, "I got him off with his of." Genitive of is fairly rude usage, and of should be shunned in polite or mixed company.
==Idiotic==
Some people use "of" as a substitute for "have/'ve" - for instance, "I could of done that." This is a symptom of Shopkeepers' Disease, the sufferers of which deserve immediate death.
==See Also==
* British
* Of is not to be confused with oaf, off, fro, oar, or, or scrambled eggs.
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Offended

Thank you for your valued concern. Were you, as they say in less gentil environs, offended by what you just saw? Then I politely ask you to continue to scroll slowly, you young and sprightly proper gentleman.
Women knowing their proper place: in the kitchen! How proper! Not like those communist wives who dare step outside the house without permission. Aghast!
A woman cleaning the family room, to impress her husband, who is out busy performing hard work to feed his loved ones and wife. Think of how hardworking Father is!
A happy, nuclear family sharing a dinner together prepared by the soft, fragile hands of mother. Look how clumsy father is when pouring the kettle, a task mother should be doing. Silly father.
What is this disgusting filth? A graphic, violent, communist comic book pamphlet made to taint your young children's little minds? Yes, I have tricked you into a massive quagmire of internette shock still images!
Such horrid filth! We must burn these comic books, lest they poison our children's minds with their communist ideals! Father should definitely schedule another communist book burning.
A woman with equal rights? Preposterous! Wife must be eating too many rutabagas. Silly wife.
A woman taking birth control? The only birth control a wife needs is the classic American method of coitus interruptus. Good times. Good times...
Those wacky japs: even when we utterly destroy two of your commie cities, you still want to invade our shores! Now, they are stealthier: instead of using tanks and artillery, the japs are now using their evil adulterous anime woman to brainwash our children to turn them into Shin-toe-worshiping jap demons!
Oh dear lord, it's a wild negro! Shoot that porch monkey dead before he steals our territory! What a wretched abomination. Silly coons!
Who is this man? Seems like a nice guy.
Unfortunately, you cannot unsee what you have already seen. Do you want to poke your eyes at the sight of the ghastly shock still images? No? Well, next time you think the communist threat is the worst thing on Earth, give this page a gander!
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Officer Bubbles

Adam Josephs, whose real name is "Officer Bubbles", is a law officer with the Toronto Police Services. Officer Bubbles has served as a bubble inspector with great distinction since 1997. 
== Early Life ==
Mr. Bubbles was born in 1963, in a small town outside of Toronto. From a very young age, he was a great fan of bubbles, both the blown kind, and the kind in the tub. Sometimes, he was even known to dabble in washing dishes, completely due to his affection for bubbles.
Officer Bubbles excelled at school work and learning. His great anal-retentive attention to details and rules and order helped him throughout his educational career, excelling him to the point of graduating high school Suma Cum Laughingmyassoff.
== Police Academy ==
When he entered police academy, he quickly made friends with other cadets. To this day, he has a special kinship with Officers Hightower and Mahoney.
== Police Career ==
Officer Bubbles has been the Toronto Police Service's Specialist Bubble Inspector since 1997. During his tenure, he's been the victim of a vicious bubble accident several times. 
Most recently (and most notably, too), Officer Bubbles and a female officer were viciously attacked by a Black Bloc protester during the G20 Summit in Toronto. Bubbles's accomplice friend had bubbles violently blown into her eye. Some reports state that her condition was so serious, she might've had to have had her eye washed out with water.
== Personal Life and Medical Tragedies ==
Officer Bubbles is an upstanding citizen, but has been victim of a variety of horrible medical conditions and personal tragedies. 
This summer, after the incident at the G20 Summit, Officer Bubbles had to be attended to by emergency medical personnel due to his severely bruised ego. He quickly recovered after a few days, but has some permanent ego scars from this incident.
Unfortunately, that incident also led to other medical conditions for this tragic figure. Months later, people posted mean things about him on the internet, which led to a massive case of butthurt. Officer Bubbles had to be hospitalized for this condition, and subsequently underwent a dangerous, expensive surgery to fix it.
Having recovered from his massive case of butthurt, Officer Bubbles now has hospital bills totaling 1.2 MILLION DOLLARS. Unfortunately, his meager salary as a TPS constable won't allow him to pay off these bills for centuries. Thankfully, there is legal recourse, and the civil court system has allowed Bubbles to sue the people rightfully responsible for his condition. He is currently involved in a lengthy, loltastic legal battle with 23 YouTube commenters, YouTube itself, and the author of a video that was not RESPECTIN' HIS AUTHORITAY! 
Some of the vicious attacks of this poor victim were too harsh to be written about in print media, but can be written here:
If Officer Bubbles wins his case, he will win a landfall sum of 1.2 million dollars, the biggest payout ever given for such a lawsuit.
Category:Internet Legends
Category:Law and Order
Offside rule

The offside rule is a booking offense found in soccerball. It was designed by Jack Oft in 1925 to stop players from goal hanging and getting a clear shot at the goalmouth and it took 79 years to explain it to simpletons. The basic use of this rule is so you can embarrass your 8 year old son by arguing with his PE teacher on the finer points of your football knowledge.
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==In simple==
thumb|The attacking team are the red dots and the defending team is the blue dots the black dot signifys the ball the brown lines it's path. Every one of these dots earns more in a week than you will in your entire life.
Right so the winger has the ball and he decides to cross it to the forward who is about 18 yards from goal but the ball misses the forward and it goes off the side? Er... No, wait. I have it. It is a an offside incidence if the ball is crossed to the forward but touches his head and then goes off the side... no, no, no. The offside rule involves defenders, right?
==In simple simple==
Right so the forward is in fact behind the defenders but the ball can't be passed to him because... how can that be true? if it's true then why is it called offside? Ok, so the ball can be passed to the forward as long as he counts to 10 before going behind the defe... nope. Uhhh. I know, the forward is at least 50 metres from goal and can receive the ball from any defender who can answer this quest- actually, this is where the Pythagoras Theorem comes into use.
==In simple simple simple==
The Theorem is used at a stage where the midfielder is crossing the ball to the forward who is in the centre of a nicely put triangle by (four?) defenders. The ball can be passed to the forward but he cannot get out of the triangle because he will be offs- Dammit! *clip* I know! The forward is offside IF the ball is passed to him whilst he is behind all four defenders! Yay! I understand soccerball now, Alfonso! 
Wait, what if the ball bounces off the defender and gets to the forward? Er...
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Ofra Haza

Ofra Haza (Hebrew: עפרה חזה‎; November 19, 1957 – February 23, 2000) was, and still is, the greatest Israeli musician of all time. Ofra was known mostly for her almost supernatural humility, which charmed many well-known musicians, both in her homeland and abroad. As a result, Ofra collaborated with many major recording artists, which usually resulted in the complete destruction of the artist's fake persona. The process, which became known as "Haza'd", made many major artists see Ofra as a professional hazard, but she always somehow managed to kill them all.
==Biography==
===Eurovision song contest===
Ofra gave Israel the 2nd spot at the 1983 Eurovision song contest with the song "Chai" ("Alive"). The song was written by Shimon Peres for his own 1,201st birthday. As a result of Israel losing to Luxembourg, Shimon became a megalomaniac and tried to assume every Israeli ministerial position ever since. He finally became the chairman of the official Israeli Ministry fandom, even though he wasn't able to outlive Al Jourgensen's career.
===International collaborations===
====Iggy Pop====
Iggy can actually be heard rapping in one of Ofra's non-Hebrew-language hits, "Daw Da Hiya". The song tells the story of a Muslim girl who was condemned to death for being in love, and is sung in both English and Yemenite. Nothing compared to this was heard until Ministry's hip-hop hit "What About Us", produced by Steven Spielberg many years later.
====Lou Reed====
Ofra's powerful hit "Im Nin'Alu" inspired Lou's drum-machine period, which lead to his most successful album, "Mistrial". Apparently Lou was far too humble to begin with; Ofra deliberately used a Yemenite expression containing the name "Lou" for her song title, and Lou got the hint.
====Michael Jackson====
Ofra has actually turned down Michael's suggestion to join him for the Bad tour. This inspired Michael's "Remember the Time" video, featuring Magic Johnson as Pharaoh and Iman as Ofra. In the video, Michael revealed for the first time his childhood dream of becoming David Bowie. Michael eventually turned himself white and showed his true color.
====Magic Johnson====
Magic was indirectly influenced by Ofra as he overheard her Hebrew-language hit "Prayer (Quit Playing Videos With My Nose)", following their previous MJ endeavor. Apparenty the song made him so happy, it actually cured his AIDS.
====Biohazard====
This video is for Evan Seinfeld... just in case.
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Oh Bugger!

Oh Bugger! is an opera of the sort written by Andrew Lloyd Webber, you know, full of crazy people killing other crazy people and smashing things. The only difference is that he was stoned when he wrote it. For this reason it is much better that the rest of the stuff he wrote.
The original 1950s version of the musical featuring the vocal talents of Kenneth Williams and Diana Dors, with additional witty tunes from Noel Coward, met with great critical acclaim.
==General Storyline==
The story is set in the heart of Rural Lancashire, and tells the tale of the marriage between seven brothers and sisters of two prominent families, the Boothroyds and the Ramsbottoms. At the beginning of the tale both families have had an ongoing feud over the rights to a specific coal mine, near Accrington. The plot is said to have influenced William Shakespeare for one of his less successful plays.
As with most operas Oh Bugger! really contained no acting whatsoever, as half the cast disappears yet the crowd still cheers...wait, no, what I mean is that the singers all hate each other and the orchestra are so drunk that they have trouble finding the right end of their instrument.
==Songs from the Show==
* Oh, What A Lovely Mormon!
* Plowing Through Your Bean Field
* Mine, All Mine!
* She's Got A Very Nice Ramsbottom
==Notable Lyrics==
As to the actual storyline, no one really knows what it is. Such is the norm in opera, as there is not usually any story other than this:
And that is pretty much the story. Oh, and at the end of the performance it is customary for the male lead to jump up and run around the stage setting fire to things so that the audience isn't worried about his tragic demise. This also helps evacuate homeless people from the hall because they don't like fire unless it's in a metal barrel.
==Notable performances of Oh Bugger!==
Oh Bugger! was also performed in Atlantis National Theatre before the entire land went kerplody, and was, in fact, the reason why it went kerplody. The play sucked so much that God, who was in the audience, smited the entire city because he hates all life and wants it extinguished the streets hadn't been cleaned properly someone insulted his motherhe hated the performance to a terminal degree.
Oh Bugger! is very rarely performed, mainly because it is so damn terrible. It has no real story, the actors have to be pissed out of their heads and more than once half the audience has died during a performance. This is why whenever a performance is scheduled, the tickets sell out in approximately five minutes, as the idiotsaudience want's o see what's so bad about it. 
TREMBLE PUNY AUDIENcE MEMBERS!
Category:Opera
Category:Classical music
Category:Andrew Lloyd Webber Musicals
Oh my god! You're going to hell!

Don't do that, . No, really, don't. I'm not kidding you here. What you're about to do is REALLY evil. It's so bad it's not even one of the Seven Deadly Sins. It's the One Great Sin. Please. Just listen to me. Don't do it. I'm telling you, don't.
Think of your immortal soul. You don't have one? But of course you do. How else are you living and thinking? Without a soul you are dead (or, of course, non-existent). But seriously. You may not suffer for it in this life - although if I can resurrect the Spanish Inquisition I will - but I promise you seriously that you will in the next. Do you really want your soul to be burned and sodomised for all eternity? Really? If you don't, don't do what you're about to do.
I'm begging you now. I couldn't live with myself if I knew I'd just stood by and let you do this. Do you really want me to commit suicide and damn my immortal soul too? Do you? Please - I've been your friend for years now. Don't do it, for every laugh we've shared. Yes, of course we have. Remember the turkey? Of course that was funny. I laughed for weeks. I mean 'because it was the chicken's day off'? Hilarious! Who would ever have thought it?
Seriously now, , don't do it. You know what you're doing, don't you? Are you sure? Because I don't think you do. I think that you're possessed. You can break free. Come on, just throw that pesky little demon out of your head. There's plenty of room to swing it, after all (oops, I didn't say that)
I've got your own good in mind. Listen to me, and you can have paradise for eternity. Don't do it, really, don't. You're putting yourself in the most danger you've not followed, . And you had been a not-so-sweet kid called . And you will not do that--
OH MY GOD! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== See also==
* You Are in Hell
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