Scary Mario

Hello. My name am John Johan Jr. I live at 2959 Glenview Drive, Corpus Christi, Texas. I can never forget what happned to me on July 2nd 2023 7:56 AM Central Time. One day in June i was walkuing down the street i always walk when suddenly a vhs store appeared in front of my face! i accidentally walked into it and got a concussion, a seizure, a stroke, a smoke, another concussion and a brain aneryusm! all at the same time! oh no! i decied to go to the movie store and buy something, cuz i didn't have that many movie, and i thought i should watch more movie. when i walked in the store, the cashier appeared in front of me and said "hi" and teleported away with their teleportation powers. (cashers can teleport in this world!) i went over and looked at all the movie. They had lots of movie. they had big movie, they had small movie, they had medium movie. I wen't over to the video game section of the vhs store and found a vhs with the words "mario movie (not clickbait)" written on it with my own blood. i said "i want to buy this one" and the cashier teleported to me and said "i will warn you, some people have seen it and haven't been seen since they seen it." I said "it's probably just a glitch, you know how glitches can be these days, amirite?" so i decided to pay the $62.34 that it was priced at (i am rich) and took it home. i then went home. When i went home, i put the dvd in the vcr and presed the play button with my sweating greasy finger, since i had been eating a hyperrealistic pizza. When i pressed play, i noticed something off. the title was different, it said "Scary Mario" written in Ariel Bold, however the text was bloody! "Creepy!" i trough to my self as i pressed the "play" button on the remote. but then, i noticed something else. There was a meerkat staring through ma wandow! "Creepy!" i trough to my self as i pressed the "remove meerkat" button on the remote. Nevertheless, the movie played as it normally does, until the part where mario fights donkey kong. Whenever mario got a hit on donkey kong, hyporealistic blood came out! there was so much that i passed out in real life! when i passed out, i was in a dream! but then i passed out in my dream due to the concussion that i got in real life and then i woke up! when i woke up, everything was normal. "Must be a glitch" i thought to myself as the movie kept on playing. The movie had no other odd occurences. when the movie ended i said "i'm never watching that again, too spoopy!" so then i replayed the movie because nothing scary happened and i wanted something to happen so that. when i pressed play on the movie again, however, there was something completely different. i insread of there being a normal movie, there was a creepy video of mario! in the video, there were screaming and a blood! i said "ah" and then mario popped out of the tv covered in blood! i screamed 38.305 times and then mairo said "I spent hours of my life stomping.............. people...." and then i screamed again! Mario then went and grabbed a fire flower from his ear canal and used it. he turned into a fire mario and started throwing fire balls at me! i went "ow ouch oof ow ooh ah ouw" as he kept hitting me with the fire balls. he hit me with so many fire balls that i became dead! but then i revived and said "no more mr. nice guy" and we had an epic fight with lasers, guns, dinosaurs, robots, and explosions! the fight lasted for 40 years until i finally was able to kill mario but then he revived and said "you can not kill me because i am scary!! rahhh!!" and then he hit me with a scary fire ball and i died and could not revive. so next time you see a mario movie vhs that says "not clickbait," think twice about buying it, or you might end up dead like me!
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