Spongebob: A Very Scary Day With Spongebob Squarepants, Featuring: Scary Stuff!

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I used to love SpongeBob. I had a SpongeBob bodypillow. I made out with it every day. That's how much I truly loved SpongeBob. But, when I saw this episode, I hated him. I burned my bodypillow, and chanted "¡Haré que esta Esponja se vaya al infierno y nunca vuelva a ver la luz del día! ¡y espero que muera y nunca llegue a besarse con Dios!" That's how much I hated this episode.
==How This Started==
I was at Costco. I was looking for some Lays potato chips, and maybe, if I was lucky, Pork flavor. While looking through the store, I saw a section titled: "Cartoons." My eyes lit up like the Sun. I completely ignored The Lays chips, and headed to the Cartoons section. As I looked around, I said to myself, "I bet they don't have it." But I was debunked. They did have it. SpongeBob. I rejoiced. I took it, bought it, and dashed home. As I entered my home, I was preparing to watch: "Shell of a man," but, something caught my eye. A lost episode. SpongeBob: A Very Scary Day With SpongeBob SquarePants, Featuring: Scary Stuff! I shit myself. This was so shocking! A lost episode? AND a scary one? I loved horror movies (except Freddy that bitch can suck my dick and not in a gay way). So, I changed clothes, popped the lost episode into my tape recorder, and sat down on my beanbag chair. 
==The Episode Part 1 ==
It started with the SpongeBob intro, but something was off. SpongeBob had a hyper realistic gleam in his eyes. It was confusing. But, I ignored it, and assumed it was a new style for the time. The episode started at SpongeBob's place. He was chatting with Gary, his snail. It was a big day. 
It was the opening of the Krusty Krab Diner, a food place with realistic...animatronics? It was stunning to think of. But, still, it was believable. He assumed he would be the Manager, due to his exceptional performance. Gary just meowed. Like usual.
An assembly happened. Like in the first SpongeBob movie, Squidward actually got the role. But this troubled SpongeBob even more than it did originally. He had an evil insane glare in his eyes. His Hyper Realistic eyes. He, crying, ran into the Krusty Krab.
It cut to SpongeBob in the kitchen, grabbing his spatula. "Why wasn't I given that role?" SpongeBob asked himself. "I must enact revenge!" He then left a note on the Manager table. Squidwards Table. "Hey, Squidward! Good job, pal! Say, mind meeting me in the backroom?"
SpongeBob, after doing that, disabled the backroom cameras, so what he was about to do wouldn't be seen. He cackled. "That role should've been mine, cheapskate Krabs! I'll show you, and Squidward!" SpongeBob monologued. I was confused. Very confused.
Eventually, Squidward saw it. He looked confused, but went along with it anyway. He knocked on the Backroom door. SpongeBob hid his spatula under a blanket. He then opened the door. "Squidward! Glad you could come!" SpongeBob said, cheerfully. "Whatever, why do you want me here?" Squidward asked.
"I wanted to congratulate you!" SpongeBob backed up towards the blanket, holding the spatula. "Yeah, but, why here?" Squidward asked. And out of nowhere, SpongeBob took the spatula, and stabbed Squidward in the torso. "Gah!" Squidward yelled, and collapsed to the floor.
SpongeBob loomed over him, and stepped on his skull, crunching it. The blood, was hyper realistic. He built another room quickly. SpongeBob tossed the corpse into the room. I wanted to puke. How could SpongeBob? It had ruined my childhood! I needed to eject the tape.
I tried to eject the tape, but, nothing happened. I looked up, and saw SpongeBob in Mr Krab's office. SpongeBob took a bat, and whacked Mr. Krabs unconscious. He then dragged the Krab to the backroom. But then, he had an idea. An idea to kill in the new room he just made, instead of the backroom.
He tossed Mr. Krabs into the new room, and began dragging him out of his shell. He took Mr. Krabs's flesh, and burned it, alongside the note he gave to the now deceased Squidward. I heard his blood curling screams of pain. "SPONGEBOB, WHY?! HELP ME! PLEASE!" Mr. Krabs uttered his last words, before him and the note are turned to ash and dust.
SpongeBob sighed. But, there was a witness. Plankton. "SpongeBob, what did you do?!" Plankton looked, in awe and terror. "I'm not leaving any witnesses, Plankton!" SpongeBob took Plankton, and took him to the backroom's new room. I wasn't ready.
I paused. I needed to calm down. If I couldn't eject the tape, I could at least take a break.
==The One who knocked==
Because this thing made me piss myself 5 times, I changed again. Then, I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and saw a man with a beard, who grabbed my neck. "What are you doing?" The man asked.
I pissed myself again, causing the pee to drip on his hand. The man then looked at the pee on his hand. "Oh no!" The man said. "I'm allergic to piss!" The man exploded, and left behind some cardboard snacks.
I cried. My own pee caused a man to die. I was so mad. I then took my SpongeBob bodypillow, aged 41, and tossed it outside. I then doused it in gasoline. I kissed the bodypillow one last time, and burned the bodypillow. I Then chanted "¡Haré que esta Esponja se vaya al infierno y nunca vuelva a ver la luz del día! ¡y espero que muera y nunca llegue a besarse con Dios!"
Then, Satan himself rose out of my bodypillow. "I am so very mad right now" Satan said to me. Satan then forced me to keep on watching it, before going back to hell.
==The Episode Part 2 ==
SpongeBob blew a bubble, and placed Plankton in it. The bubble was slowly closing in, and Plankton was slowly losing oxygen. SpongeBob laughed. But then he realized he had 2 more threats to eliminate. Any suspects needed to die. Perish. So, first, he ran home.
He opened the door, and stared at Gary. The snail was shaking. "Meow?" Gary asked. SpongeBob slowly took the shell off of Gary. The snail was meowing in fear, but at last, he was eaten by SpongeBob. It zoomed in on his hyper realistic teeth, and the hyper realistic Gary carcass. 
Then, he ran to Patrick's house. He gulped down Gary, and faked a smile. "Hey Patrick!" SpongeBob waved. "Hi SpongeBob!" Patrick waved back. "Come follow me, I know a fun place to play!" Patrick obliviously followed. I felt so bad for him.
He led Patrick to the secret room. In a split second, Patrick was terrified. He saw Gary's shell, Mr Krab's shell, Squid wards corpse, and Plankton in a bubble. Patrick then backed up into a corner, while SpongeBob grabbed a gun. "SpongeBob, why did you do this?!" Patrick was shaking.
"If I let you go, Patrick.." SpongeBob was loading the gun. "Would you tell the authorities?" "No! I promise, we're friends, SpongeBob!" Patrick assured the maniac preparing his death. "I see.." SpongeBob turned to Patrick. "I thought best friends didn't lie to each other." 
But, I saw a split second frame. I paused, and reluctantly rewinded the tape. But, what I saw was terrifying. I saw a giant cock! It looked like.........Mr Krabs's penis! I got a boner, and began to cum in fear. But, I reluctantly played the episode again, and the cum turned into piss.
"I'm not lying!" Patrick was shaking like crazy, with hyper realistic peeing in his pants. "I know you're lying, Patrick, don't fuckin' hide it!" SpongeBob screamed at Patrick. "So how bout you make a good friend, and drop the fuck dead!" A bullet went through Patricks skull.
SpongeBob began to laugh. Laugh like he had never laughed before. It was ear piercing. But, he heard sirens. He saw Sandy in the hallway, holding a phone. It said: "The cops that subscribed to my onlyfans." Then, another frame passed.
I once more slowly rewinded. But then, I saw Mr. Krabs's thick booty! I puked and cummed. Then, I played the tape once again. SpongeBob was arrested for 4 murders. Plankton was revived, but died of ricin poisoning by SpongeBob 2 weeks later. 
SpongeBob was found guilty. He was sentenced to death. In the electric chair, none of the guards dipped the sponge in goo. "Do you have any last words?" The cop said. "Yes, I do." SpongeBob responded. "I should've been manager-" SpongeBob was electrocuted, and died due to cum overdose because he secretly loved electrocution.
== The Aftermath. ==
I marched to Costco, but I wasn't there for a refund. I held gasoline in one hand, and a lighter in another. "Sir, you can't bring that shit in a Costco." A woman named "Hilda Genner" Said to me. In anger, I shot her point blank. Everybody gasped at the random gunshot.
I went to the middle of the room, and held a man named "Evan Frank" hostage. I held a lighter close to his ear. "Stand back, so we'll all die!" I said. Somebody called the police, and I got so mad. I doused the store in gasoline because I'm epic, and threw the lighter onto the ground.
The place was engulfed in flames. We were all meant to die, but I didn't. I was saved by my lord and savior: Freddy Fazbear. This could be considered a confession, but who the fuck cares about a Costco, like who the fuck? 
But, I am making a new creation. And I'm gonna call it: "Patrick's Soup Aside."
==the shit I took ==
I took a shit yesterday too. It inspired me for Patrick's soup aside, because the episode is shit.
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