Arab-Israeli Conflict (video game)

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Note: The game Arab-Israeli Conflict and the manual that goes with it are each a work of fiction. All of the characters, events, locations, logos and entities portrayed or depicted in this game are fictional. Furthermore, any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincedental. If any real persons, living or dead, or actual events or entities do in fact resemble those in the real world, well it sucks to be them, don't it? If you are offended by this game or parts of it, then you are taking it way too seriously and have no sense of humour and very well could be from a nation like Israel or some other third-world dirt-poor nation that opresses its people and forces them into poverty in order to put most of their money into the military to fight for some war over land, oil, religion or some other thing that nobody cares about but people are blowing themselves up over it anyway. I mean your government could have spent that money on your education for a college or into producing food so the poor in your nation wouldn't starve, or building houses for the homeless or any number of useful things. If you are, then getting upset over some silly video game is the least of your worries, isn't it?
This video game is rated M, for mature, immature people should not read or play it. Tipper Gore and Jack Thompson strongly suggest that you do not view or play this video game. Liberals claim this video game is based on lies and propaganda. Conservatives want you to choose the side of Isreal. Terrorists and Muslims want you to side with the Islamic nations. Atheists don't really care and consider this game a big waste of time with no scientific or logical value. Moloch gets a hard-on from this game, and wants more people to be sacrificed to him over it. Satan(more commonly known as George W. Bush) may have been involved at creating this game, but refuses to take credit, aiming the blame at some entity named Allah who is pretending to be God and wishes that he (Satan) himself had thought about it first.
== Operation Six Day War ==
 *falrotfl has entered the game.*
 *5t0n3rz has entered the game.*
 *U_gi_0 has entered the game.*
 *f3rt1l3lndzlol has entered the game.*
 *@ssyryn has entered the game.*
<U_gi_0> lolz guyz l3z pwn da n00b k?
 *U_gi_0 has sealed off the Straits of Tiran.*
<f3rt1l3lndzlol>: lol yeh n0ob's gehy 
 * 5t0n3rz has thrown a stone*
<@ssyryn>: lez st4rt dis sh1t
<falrotfl>: WTF H4X fvk1n s33l3d mii gun ports n shit. 
<U_gi_0>: lol, you r the suxxor.
<falrotfl>: stfu ima pwn u b1tches gtfo me 
 *falrotfl uses 1337 airforce cheat*
 * falrotfl ATTACKS f3rt1l3lndzlol, U_gi_0, AND @ssyryn WITH AIRFORCE. 240 DAMAGE TO JORDAN, 180 TO U_gi_0, 200 TO @ssyryn.*
<U_gi_0>: WTF? HAX!!! 
<f3rt1l3lndzlol>: Dude U_gi_0 you noob! ur so gehy dis guy haz da good ch34tz!
<@ssyryn>: dude he killz mah airforce wtf man u screwed mii 
<falrotfl>: looooollllllllz n00bz im killin ur pl4nz
 * falrotfl ATTACKS U_gi_0 FOR 500 DAMAGE AND OCCUPIES SINAI.*
<U_gi_0>: WTF?! GTFO u fag H4xxxxxx!
 * U_gi_0 ADMINSITERS FALSE PROPGANDA! GAINS 15+ MORALE.*
 * 5t0n3rz has thrown a stone*
<@ssyryn>: lol he atta- 
 * falrotfl ATTACKS @ssyryn FOR 50 DAMAGE! TAKES GOLAN HEIGHTS! *
<falrotfl>: lol noobs just give up lol 
<f3rt1l3lndzlol>: fuk wsnt worth dis shit f u U_gi_0 
 * falrotfl PWNS f3rt1l3lndzlol FOR 75 DAMAGE AND TAKES WEST BANK! *
<f3rt1l3lndzlol>: dammit wft u all sux 
 * f3rt1l3lndzlol has abruptly left the game*
<@ssyryn>: aww shit
 * unwnt3dn00bz have entered the game*
<unwnt3dn00bz>: crap sry im late. whatd i miss?
<U_gi_0>: goddamit, thant, you always do this!
<unwnt3dn00bz>: come on! im here rnt i?
<falrotfl>: lol u missed sum major pwnage. look at the map now
<unwnt3dn00bz>: freakin noob! ur wreckin mii score gtf outa here!
<falrotfl>: awww poor baby lol
<unwnt3dn00bz>: yo gives da land back I has International Hate ch34tz on u othrw1ze
<@ssyryn>: hahaha lol yeh suck his dick n00b
 * 5t0n3rz has thrown a stone*
<falrotfl>: screw u noob. u suck couldnt even hold the golan heights.
 * @ssyryn has abruptly left the game*
<U_gi_0>: wolda kicked ur ass if gehyldrs hadn't bailed get u nxt time n00b
 * U_gi_0 has abruptly left the game*
<falrotfl>: lol fine w/e u can hav Sinai just desert anyway wtf
 * falrotfl has abruptly left the game*
 * unwnt3dn00bz have abruptly left the game*
== Operation This land is our land, it is not your land! ==
*Arik has entered the game*
*Yasser has entered the game*
<Yasser>: We want our land back.
<Arik>: Your land, WTF? This is our land! Yahweh promised us this land.
<Yasser>: No it is our land, Allah promised it to us.
<Arik>: We shall see about that.
*Nubile Young Terrorist HQ fires rockets into Isreal*
*+43 Damage, 143 Isreali civilians are destroyed, $12.5 Million in property damage.*
<Yasser>: I dare you to cross this line in Leb-Anon to our Nubile Young Terrorist HQ that is killing your people with rockets.
<Arik>: You'll take it up the ass and like it!
<Yasser>: Are we speaking personally or professionally???
<Arik>: Shimon, Ya'ala! What do you think, I'm an old turtle? I'm going to sit here waiting all day?
*Shimon has entered the game*
 *IDF closes off all access to Yasser's Nubile Young Terrorist HQ.* 
<Arik>: I knew he'd like that.
*Zubeidi has entered the game*
<Zubeidi>: We Palestininians DEMAND UN protection from NYT HQ! Get our boys out or we will all go on a national hunger strike!
*Arik pats Shimon on the back*
*Shimon falls over*
<Arik>: Sometimes they make it so easy.
<Shimon>: Other times they take it so hard.
<Yasser>Hey Egypt, Jordan help us out. Jihad!
<Egypt>Sorry we tried that with the six day war, remember. Besides we are not terrorists like you.
<Jordan>Yeah we signed a peace treaty and all of that, if we leave Isreal alone they leave us alone.
<Egypt>So you are on your own, may Allah forgive you.
*Khalid has entered the game*
<Zubeidi>: Damn those arrogant pricks! Khalid, go get your nephew Mahmoud. Send him to the Tel Aviv vegetable market.
*Mahmoud has entered the game*
 *Ten Israelis killed in vegetable market bombing in Tel Aviv.* 
*Mahmoud has abruptly left the game*
<Arik>: Where is that Koos-Emek escape artist Zubeidi? Attack Jenin again.
 *IDF raids Jenin; Zubeidi escapes exploding car!* 
<Zubeidi>Allah be praised, I survived!
<Yasser>: (Cough, Cough) We condemn this attack as being counter-productive and furthermore it hasn't added to my Swiss bank account.
*The Sheikh has entered the game*
<The Sheikh>: Arik, we are brothers. Let us be at peace. Let my woman make for you hummus and your woman make for me pitot and it will be good.
<Arik>: Is he on crack again? Why doesn't Shin Bet tell me these things? What am I, psychic? Attack the Hamas Safe House in Ramallah when the women and children are out of the building.
<The Doctor>: Why couldn't you have just issued another fatwa? As The Sheikh, couldn't you just condemn the filthy Israelis to hell forever with no possibility of virgins!? That should be adequate deterrant. Wait, WTF? THE SHEIKH'S IN THE SAFEHOUSE!!!
*Israeli Gunship fires hellfire missles at Hamas Safehouse*
*+142 damage to Hamas safehouse*
*+30 damage to The Sheikh*
*The Sheikh has abruptly left the game*
*Europe has entered the game*
<Yasser>: Israel must understand that targeted killings will not be considered acceptable by Europe until said Europeans tire of sucking my ass. The Sheikh was...damn, that feels good. Keep sucking.
<The Doctor>: Hamas vows to revenge this crime of Israel with long subterraneous snakelike creatures that will rise above the surface of every Israeli city and suck the blood from every Israeli citizen. We will use this blood to fertilize our new crops and are children will be fruitful, healthy and strong.
<Zubeidi>: Al Aqsa will provide the lookout while you dig.
 *Hamas secret underground lab succeeds in bio-engineering giant monster snakes and Hamas members dig underground tunnel system. The lab and the tunnels collapse 3 years into the work, ironically delivering the fatal blow to The Doctor, who was merely inspecting the work before the Grand Opening Ceremony with Al Aqsa* 
*The Doctor has abruptly left the game*
<Khalid>: Allah Akhbar! Why are we always blowing ourselves up by accident?
<Zubeidi>: You and I are still alive. And each of us has 13.5 children. As long as our women are chained to the house, we Palestinians are assured the final victory!
 *The Doctor's Funeral: Hamas members fire shots into the air for hours. Three small children are killed.* 
<Arik>: Sometimes they make it so easy.
<Zubeidi>: The blood of these three children's lives is on Israel's hands. As all Palestinian media outlets have known for years, the Israeli government is controlling even our own bodily actions remotely, through devices hidden in our teeth.
<Shimon>: Other times they take it so hard.
*falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ has entered the game*
 Four Israelis killed, 37 wounded in Hadera Bus Station bombing. 
*Khalid has abruptly left the game*
<Zubeidi>: Think they can get away with killing those three kids, eh? *Whistling* Recruitment time again, I guess.
 *Yasser is flown to France; boys flee NYT HQ.* 
*Zionist has entered the game.*
 * Palestine has thrown a stone*
*UN has entered the game*
<UN> We herby order falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ to disband.
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@> Fuck off UN, we are getting our members in Leb-Anon's government.
<Yasser> I feel sick. I am getting too old for this shit.
*Yasser has abruptly left the game.*
<Arik>Oh my heart, this is too much. I had a heart all along? Oh no, the stress has given me a stroke. I am getting too old for this shit, too.
*Arik has entered a hospital for surgery.*
==Operation "Let's Catch One Israeli Soldier, That'll Finally Get Them All To Leave"==
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>|)oodZ, w3 g0t 1 is|7/\3|_i s0|_|)13|7! \/\/3 j5Ut 1 t3|-| \/\//\|7!
<[[Palestinean Authority> meh idk man pwnin 1 soldier an draggin him cross border w1l jus mk Falrotfl pissed
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>'''|=u><0|7 u P/\ = Pu55YZ
<Palestinean Authority> wtf man u n00b
<falrotfl> omg srsly enough of dis fing shyt
*falrotfl attacks G_stripper*
*+0 damage to G_stripper*
<Z_hummus> looolllll n00b u bombed empty desert m0ron
<falrotfl >Oh, yeah, fuxxor, sorry. Forgot to click on "view terrain"
<Z_hummus> Fucking n00b. Lemme do it
*<Z_hummus> attacks G_stripper*
 * 5t0n3rz has thrown a stone*
*+10 damage to G_stripper*
<Z_hummus> haha t4k3 that bichez >:)
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>|-|3|_P 7_10|\|15t /\66|735510|\|!!!!1!111
<Z_hummus> ahh s0 long overdue feels alm0st orgasmic....
<falrotfl > uh idk man dis doesn't seem leik a good idea...
*Pers_n00kers has entered the game*
*@ssyryn has entered the game*
*Pers_n00kers gives rockets to falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@*
*@ssyryn gives money to falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@*
*Pers_n00kers gives money to Coffee Man*
*@ssyryn gives money to Coffee Man*
<Pers_n00kers >dis best id34 evah lol
<@ssyryn> ya we give em $$ but its leik we're not doin it! no ev1dense!
<Pers_n00kers > PM u n00b!
<Coffee Man>Nvrmind the disband code, do w/e lol
* falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ attacks falrotfl *
*+2 damage to falrotfl *
<Z_hummus>Shit!
<falrotfl >Shit!
* falrotfl attacks tr33b4b3
*+12 damage to tr33b4b3*
* tr33b4b3's power plant has been destroyed!*
<tr33b4b3> omg H4X im not in dis game!
<falrotfl > den don't h1de falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ lol
<tr33b4b3>Fuck you!
<falrotfl >No, fuck you!
*falrotfl attacks tr33b4b3*
*+9 damage to tr33b4b3*
* tr33b4b3's airbases have been destroyed!*
* tr33b4b3's bridges and road networks have been destroyed!*
*Eight visiting Canadian Tourists have been destroyed!*
<tr33b4b3>Oh, you fucking pile of infected dog shite! 
*CaNaDuh has entered the game.*
<CaNaDuh> umm, wtf did you guys just do to my peeps?
<falrotfl > dnt fucking mess w mii 4nymore i swear 2 god...
<tr33b4b3>I DIDN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING!!!! YOU BETTER REBUILD ALL THE SHIT YOU JUST BLEW UP FOR NO FOCKING REASON@@@!!!1!!!
<falrotfl >Make me.
<CaNaDuh> Nevermind...
*CaNaDuh has left the game.*
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>101
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Omg, moronz.
*Strz&Strps has entered the game.*
<Strz&Strps> shyt, the oil- I mean, oh noesss da people!
*Dubya has entered the game.*
*Blair has entered the game.*
<Dubya > lez talk 2 UN abt stoppin dis shyt
<Blair > yeah holdon lol lemme turn off da mike
*Blair has engaged privacy mode with Dubya*
<falrotfl >Fuck you.
<Z_hummus>Fuck you.
 * 5t0n3rz has thrown a stone*
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Fuck you.
<Pers_n00kers >Fuck you.
<tr33b4b3>Fuck you.
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>|=U><><0|7 _|00!!!!!!!!!!!1!2
<Palestinean Authority>Fuck you 
<Strz&Strps> dnt make me come 0vr der n00bs ur gonna d13
<Pers_n00kers >Go eat shit fuckers.
<@ssyryn>Stay the fuck out of this!
*falrotfl attacks G_stripper!*
*+2 damage to G_stripper *
*G_stripper 's Foreign Ministry Building has been destroyed!*
<5t0n3rz> wtf was that 4?!
<falrotfl >That building was used to plan terror attacks!
<5t0n3rz y da building tho terrorists will just find another1 now u dick!
<falrotfl> lol srry didn't thinka dat gotta go blow up children now k thnx bi
<5t0n3rz> k, so srry 2 b holdin ur scheduel up @55h0l3
*falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ activates human shield*
*falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ activates remote access trojan*
* falrotfl attacks unwnt3dn00bs*
*+15 damage to unwnt3dn00bs*
<unwnt3dn00bs>WTFX0R??2
<falrotfl >sry my bad. falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ hax0rz
<Pers_n00kers >w0ot jihah!
<@ssyryn> ya lol jihad!
<Pers_n00kers >Jihad!
<tr33b4b2>Jihad :)!
<5t0n3rz>Jihad!
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>J1h@d!
<Hfalrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Jihad! Yes Jihad! Here we go!
* falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@attacks falrotfl *
*+2 damage to falrotfl *
<falrotfl >omg so boring.
*falrotfl has set game to: Super Fast Speed!*
*Year: 50,000 CE*
*falrotfl has set game to: Normal Speed!*
*[[Hezbollah|hfalrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ attacks falrotfl *
*+2 damage to falrotfl *
*|-|/\|\/|/\5 attacks falrotfl *
*+1 damage to falrotfl *
<falrotfl >***sigh*** This game sucks.
== Operation Cease Fire, or is it? ==
*franc3 has entered the game*
*franc3 offers 1200 troops for Leb-Anon*
<franc3>falrotfl I suggest you surrender, we are experts at that. Listen to UN.
*franc3 gives unwnt3dn00bz money*
<unwnt3dn00bz>Cease fire, cease fire! Too many people are dying here.
<falrotfl>I'm cool with that, have to rebuild my military anyway. I'm running out of bombs and pilots. I need to draft more of my people and raise more money. We surrender.
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>I'm cool, I need to ask @ssyryn and n0kk3r for more money and rockets anyway. I have to recruit more Iranian Republican Guards as well. We accept the surrender.
<unwnt3dn00bz>Ok, both of you sign here. Per the rules of Civilization IV the peace treaty will last for ten turns, or until one of you cancels it.
<strz&strps> Ah shucks, I wanted to kick some ass too. Guess I'll just sit this one out. *Pouts*, oh well I still have 1zrok and I_gaspi_tan to worry about.
*UN sets year back to 2006 CE, sets speed back to Normal*
*Two turns pass*
<falrotfl>Are the turns over yet? I just raised a lot of money and drafted a lot of my youth from the high schools. I bought more bombers, bombs, guns, etc.
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Wait I haven't gotten my shipment of rockets from Pers_n00k3rz and @ssyryn yet.
<UN>No, don't you dare. falrotfl, move your troops away from the border.
<strz&strps>I am too busy with warentless wiretaps being found unconstitutional to do anything. You are all on your own.
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Shit!
<franc3>Would you believe 500 troops? No? How about 200? No? How about 32 Mimes? No? Let us think about it for a while.
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>France, help! Do something!
<franc3>Sacre bleu, we surrender!
* falrotflcrosses the border of Leb-Anon.*
* falrotflattacks <falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>*
*+5 Damage to <falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>*
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>I thought we had a cease fire? WTF!?
<UN>Cease fire, cease fire!
falrotflI am not violating the cease fire.
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Yes you are, withdraw your troops.
<falrotfl>Prove it!
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>There they are, right there. See.
* falrotflattacks <falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>*
*+4 Damage to <falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>*
<falrotfl> What? I didn't do anything.
<Zionist>No it was me, I am controlling your troops via a remote access hax. I am stopping the weapons and rockets from Iran and Syria from coming over.
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Watch this...
*Palestinean Authority kidnaps two journalists from Fox News*
<Palestinean Authority>Jihad!
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Jihad!
*Fox News has entered the game.*
*Bill O'Reilly has entered the game.*
<Fox News>Hey let our reporters go!
<Palestinean Authority>STFU! You are not even a nation, you are a right-wing fascist news organization.
<Bill O'Reilly>Let our reporters go you Poppinjays!
<Palestinean Authority>WTF is a Poppinjay?
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>I don't know, France are you going to help or not?
<France>Sorry we are too busy making white flags to notice this.
<Bill O'Reilly>Don't make me go over there and kick your ass!
<Palestinean Authority>ROTFLMAO! Yeah Bill O'Reilly, I dare you to come over here!
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Yeah we will go Jihad on your buttocks!
<Bill O'Reilly>Please don't opine and bloviate, that is my job.
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Bill are you making up these words?
<Palestinean Authority>Are we being attacked with a thesaurus now?
<Iran>Nevermind Bill, he is a tool of Fox News and the NeoCons, continue on the Jihad, my brothers.
<Syria>Bill O"Reilly is an infidel, and what Bill says is not halal!
<falrotfl> WTF? Is there a cease fire or yet another hostage negotiation? I got a time schedule to keep.
<UN>Huh, I dunno, I think there was a cease fire or something. Coffee Man, what do you say?
<Coffee Man>Sorry I was too busy counting my money, what was that?
*Syria gives money to Coffee Man*
*Iran gives money to Coffee Man*
<Coffee Man>What? Oh yes, my Swiss Bank Account, er ah I mean, falrotfl needs to withdrawal troops from Leb-Anon and stop the strikes.
<Zionist>But WTF about the rockets and arms from Iran and Syria? Why are you taking money from them?
*falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ gives money to Coffee Man*
<Coffee Man>Sorry I do not see that, all I see are your troops in Leb-Anon and you must withdrawal them.
<Fox News>But what about our reporters?
<Coffee Man>*Cough cough* here is my Swiss Bank account number.
*Fox News gives money to Coffee Man*
<Bill O'Reilly>Why are we paying him?
<Fox News>STFU, we don't pay you to think.
<Coffee Man>Yes, Palestinean Authority must release the reporters.
*Palestinean Authority releases the reporters*
<falrotfl>Is it my turn yet?
*USA USA USA funds falrotfl (again), unloading unlimited funds to falrotfl's silos*
<Iran>Hey I saw that!
<USA USA USA>Saw what?
<Syria>I know your game USA, you asked us to keep our nose out of this even though we are Lebanon's neighbours, whereas you sit comfortably the other side of the world.
<USA USA USA> Well urrmmmm......
*USA USA USA has set its status to BRB*
*Iran gives money and rockets to falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@*
*Syria gives money and weapons to falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@*
 
<falrotfl>Wait wait, is it my turn yet?	
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>STFU, you already had your turn when the USA gave you some shit.
<falrotfl>LOL, yeah but both Iran and Syria gave you some shit so you took two turns, to my one turn, so I go first.
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Fuck off, we go first!	
<falrotfl>No, you fuck off, we go first!
<Coffee Man>It has been a while since someone sent me any money, *cough cough*, did you forget my Swiss Bank account number?
*Arik has re-entered the game*
<Arik>Am I dead yet? If I am, why am I still in this game and talking? Muuuuuuuuuaaahhhh! My brain hurts! Arrrrrrgggghhhhh.
<Bill O'Reilly>No Iran, you are wrong. Those troops were fighting terrorists who took to the streets to kill innocent Israelis.
<Iran>But they killed innocent women and children, not terrorists.
<Bill O'Reilly>The terrorists used them as human sheilds.
<Iran>Curse you Bill O'Reilly and your twisted logic! That is just not true.
<Bill O'Reilly>Anyway it was 1982, how long ago? Didn't Allah teach you how to forgive?
<Iran>Jihad! We will launch more missiles and keep developing nuclear warheads to destroy the USA USA USA and Isreal.
<Bill O'Reilly>Bring it on, our God is better than your Allah, and we have more nukes than you do with real ICBMs and not 1950's SCUDS.
<Iran>Infidel! We will spare you only if you convert to Islam!
<Bill O'Reilly>I don't want Islam, I want peace instead! Try and make me shut up! I dare you!
<Fox News>Bill, STFU, we don't want to piss them off any more than they already are! We are not paying you to think, remember?
<Iran>Too late, we will wipe both falrotfl and USA USA USA off of the map!
<falrotfl>Hello I heard that. Guess who also has ICBMs and nuclear warheads?
<UN>All of you STFU or I'll have Coffee Man put sanctions on all of you.
<Coffee Man>Yeah unless someone pays me not to.
<Bill O'Reilly>ROTFLOLPIMP!
<Fox News>Newsflash, Bill O'Reilly almost starts a nuclear world war. Bill, will you please STFU!
<UN>What about Arik? Is he able to continue the game yet? Speak!
<Arik>Mehhhh uurrh mehahhhhehuhhhhhhh
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Crikey, he really is in bad shape
<Arik>Eaahhhhh fuurrrrrr sabbbbbbbbb
<Syria>I think his keyboard is in a permanent vegatative state, speak slower Arik, what is it you're trying to say
<Arik>Arghhhhhhh...........
*Arik has set his status to Out to Lunch*
*Isreal litters southern Lebanon with yet more land mines*
<Syria>I say there, that's a bit dangerous isn't it, what about all the civillians in the southern towns and villages?
<falrotfl>You should have thought about that before falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ kidnapped our two guys
<Iran>Yeah but you had land mines in southern Lebanon for years
<falrotfl>Well
<Syria>Fair point I guess
*Israel bombards Lebanon inflicting +12 damage.........headshot*
<Iran>Meh, I'm not settling for that, falrotfl is hacking, he's got an aimbot or something; there's no way he could have landed a head shot like that
<falrotfl>It's called uber micro mate, better known as skillz
*CNN has entered the game*
<CNN>This is CNN!
*CNN forces conservative pro-jewish propaganda down the throats of America and the rest of the world*
*CNN has left the game*
<Syria>What the hell was that?
<Iran>God (Allah) knows
<Syria>Man, we're still outnumbered, I think we should invite Indonesia in to this conflict you know
<Iran>Nah he's offline at the moment, the only other guy online is Turkmenistan and we'd probably be better off without him to be honest.
<Syria>Yeah, lol.
<Iran>Does Bill actually realise that God and Allah are the same god?
<Syria>Probably not, but then he thinks the civilian massacres were human shields.
<Iran>Man, Bill is such a n00bzord.
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Yeah he is, No Spin Zone my ass!
<Palestinean Authority>CNN is no better, they even use that Darth Vader voice guy to do annoucements for them. What's up with that?
<Europe>Did you forget about us? We are still sucking your asses, but we have thousands of troops ready to go if you give us the word.
<Iran>Sorry we got carried away with the Cable News Network propaganda shit.
<UN>Hey, WTF about that cease fire? There are all sorts of violations here. Should we cancel it or what?
*Syria puts on some My Chemical Romance cds*
<Syria>Does that help?
<Leb-Anon>Nope, I still have Isreal troops across my borders and now I have to deal with more landmines. Some help you guys have been. You could have prevented it, but you were too busy talking smack with that Bill O'Reilly troll. Do I have to do everything myself?
<Iran>Sorry, but Bill O'Reilly is one sneaky bastard!
<Syria>Yeah I so want to smack him up the head and wipe that stupid grin off of his face.
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>WTF is going on? Are we letting USA USA USA Cable News Channels manipulate us now? Are we muslims or are we mice?
<Bill O'Reilly>YHBT YHL HAND!
== Operation Heavenly Prophets ==	 
*Meanwhile in the Heaven/Paradise Chatroom*	 
*God(Allah) has entered the game*	 
<God(Allah)>No this will not work. I sent Prophets to Earth to prevent this sort of thing from happening.	 
*Moses has entered the game*	 
<God(Allah)>Moses, did you give them the stone tablets I told you too?	 
<Moses>Yes Lord, I seem to recall them saying something like "Thou Shalt Not Kill", and I thought I told my people to offer peace before engaging an enemy and to strive for peace.	 
<God(Allah)>Unbelieveable! Let me consult my other Prophets.	 
*Jesus has entered the game*	 
<God(Allah)>Jesus did you teach people to live in peace and give up sin?	 
<Jesus>>Yes father, and I even died to forgive their sins, remember? I seem to recall telling people to live in peace. To do unto others as they would have them do unto themselves.	 
<God(Allah))>Unbelieveable! Where is that last Prophet?	 
*Mohammed has entered the game.*	 
<God(Allah)>Mohammed, didn't I tell you to teach a peaceful islam and be tolerant of others?	 
<Mohammed>Yes Allah, I seem to recall saying before I died that the best islam is one that feeds the hungry and brings peace to those they know and those that they don't know.	 
<God(Allah)>Unbelieveable! Explain to me how my messages got so twisted and turned into hateful idealologies from all of my children?	 
<Moses>Well it all seems to be a big fight over who loves you best or something, and something to do with who has rights to Isreal.	 
<Mohammed>No Moses, you mean Palestein.	 
<Jesus>I thought it was Jerusalem?	 
<God(Allah)>Well whatever they call it, I am not happy. Let me do a malware check.	 
God(Allah) is scanning Earth with Arch-Angel(TM) Anti-Virus.	 
Warning, Neocon virus detected	 
Warning, Conservative virus detected	 
Warning, Terrorism virus detected	 
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Warning, Hard Drive has not been defragmented since 666CE	 
Warning, Virus definitions are out of date, please run update	 
Warning, Warranty on Universe has expired 2000 years ago	 
Warning, Root's email box is full, prayers are bouncing	 
<God(Allah)>What the? The server is infested with malware! I think it is time for a reformat, reinstall, and reboot on the Universe.	 
			
<Mohammed>If only there was another prophet, a messiah of the new age who could come to earth and convince the people of the world to be good to one another.	 
	 
*Lostprophets has entered the game*	 
	 
<Jesus>Blimey, The Lostprophets?.	 
<Lostprophets>Hiya, I heard you were looking for a new prophet and thought we'd lend a hand, we thought our unoriginal take on rock/alternative (Sung with a whiny American accent, despite my Welsh roots) could perhaps save the world.	 
<Moses>Well i'm convinced I suppose, worth a shot, what's the worst that could happen?	 
<God(Allah)>Make it so!	 
<Lostprophets>Aye aye, Boss!	 
*Lostprophets is transferring to Earth.*	 
<Jesus>Am I the only one that has a bad feeling about this? Those Lostprophets looked like some other people I think I know, but I cannot quite place them. Literature type people, Welsh, witty, rock/alternative, something about them seems funny. Why am I thinking of Wiki sites and quotes?
== Operation Lost Prophets ==	 
*Meanwhile back on Earth*	 
			
*Lostprophet has entered the game*	 
	 
<Leb-Anon>What, that is not Mohammed!	 
<Syria>Who is these lost prophets?	 
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>What do they want?	 
<Isreal>That is not Moses!	 
<Bill O'Reilly>It is not Jesus either.	 
<Lostprophets>War is insane, make peace.	 
*Lostprophets creates the Unbible*	 
<Lostprophets>Here are some holy words of wisdom!	 
<Iran>That is not the Koran, zahbi!	 
<Bill O'Reilly>That is not the Bible, bud!	 
<Isreal>That is not the Torah, putz!	 
<Lostprophets>I was sent to help and bring peace to the world and end this unjust war.	 
<UN>We do not recognize you, what nation do you come from?	 
<Lostprophets>Heaven/Paradise.	 
<UN>Apparently not on Earth.	 
<Lostprophets>You must all end your evil ways.	 
<Coffee Man>I'll help you get a seat on the UN if you transfer some money to my Swiss Bank account.	 
<Lostprophets>Materialism is bad, you must reject it!	 
<Coffee Man>Say what?	 
<Lostprophets>I know, pass a Gay Marriage law.	 
<Iran>What did he say?	 
<Syria>I cannot believe it!	 
<Leb-Anon>Excuse me?	 
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>LOL, what?	 
<Bill O'Reilly>Who do you think you are?	 
<Lostprophets>I am the lost prophet, I am the new messiah, I have come to show you a new way. Yes, pass Gay Marriage laws so that you do not opress people anymore for sexual oritentation.	 
<Iran>No way!	 
<Isreal>Huh? Is that Kosher?	 
<Lostprophets>It is a start, you have to start somewhere. Don't discriminate against religion, race, color, natural origin, age, gender, etc either.	 
<Iran>Hey now.	 
<Syria>Huh?	 
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>What you say?	 
<Isreal>Oy vey!	 
<Coffee Man>ORLY?	 
<Bill O'Reilly>Wath?	 
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Screw this!	 
*falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ attacks Isreal troops*	 
*Isreal Troops take +6 damage*	 
<Lostprophets>Now cut that out, that is what I don't want you to do.	 
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>STFU, you whiney Welsh messiah wannbe!	
<Isreal>Hey I thought there was a cease fire?	 
<Coffee Man>Nobody paid me money to enforce it. Let's get it on!	 
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>You had troops across our Leb-Anon border Isreal, I had to defend my nation.
== Operation Disarm falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ ==	 
<Lostprophets>Stop, stop this senseless fighting and disarm!	
<Isreal>Good ideal! But those will eat us!	
*Isreal gives money to Coffee Man*	
<Coffee Man>Cease fire is back on, falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ must disarm!	
<Syria>Oh yeah?	
*Syria gives money to Coffee Man*	
<Coffee Man>Syria is picked to disarm falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@.	
<Bill O'Reilly>WTF? Syria helped arm falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ in the first place!	
<Iran>Yes! Yes! I love it! Great plan, well played!	
<Leb-Anon>Will someone please do something about these mines?	
<Bill O'Reilly>Leb-Anon nobody cares.	
<Isreal>How do we know they will disarm falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ for real!	
<Syria>That is for me to know, and for you to figure out!	
<Iran>Muahahahaahahah!	
<Leb-Anon>Whatever!	
<Coffee Man>I don't care how it is done, as long as I keep getting my bribes commissions.
<Jimbo> *has entered the game* 
<Isreal> Christ, not him again... 
<Jimbo> Just give 'em land and they'll leave.	 
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>It might take a while, we have a lot of arms.	
<Lostprophets>Isreal must live up to the cease fire as well. Remove your troops and planes.	
*falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ gives money to Coffee Man*	
<Coffee Man>Isreal must remove embargoes and blockcades from Leb-Anon.	
<Isreal>Uh, er, yeah OK, whatever. We will remove them.	
*Isreal removes troops and planes from Leb-Anon*	
*Isreal conducts a mocking air raid on falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@*
<Lostprophets>That is more like it, much better, much better indeed! 	 
<gUY_cHeVeR>Humm,hello, i am still captured since 1997, is someone could do something about it? also, did we won the soccer world cup and, if someone could bring me a TiVo out there it would be nice. 	 
*Lostprophets gives gUY_cHeVeR a tivo with a season pass to watch the re-runs of the World Cup games.* 	 
<gUY_cHeVeR>Er ah, thanks. Now how about freeing me mate? 	 
*Lostprophets orders tickets from Orbitz, sends them to the nearby Airport for gUY_cHeVeR and teleports him to the airport via a Star Trek transmat device.* 	 
<gUY_cHeVeR>Thanks mate, you even transported the TiVo with me, first class tickets to Holland where I can start a new life. 	 
<Lostprophets>I am the Lost Prophet, I have the uber micro skills and technology from God(Allah) himself. 	 
<Jimbo>Hey now, cut that out! You are making my malaise act up.
<Jimbo>Hey now, cut that out! You are making my malaise act up.
<Bill O'Reilly>STFU, you Moloch worshipping, pot smoking, Democrat, ex-president.
<Jimbo>Sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
<Bill O'Reilly>You are a poor excuse for a peanut farmer, Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care!
<Jimbo>Sir, them there's fighting words!
<falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@>Uh I hate to interrupt, but they attack civilian infrastructure instead of our own!
 * Palestine has thrown a stone*
*iRaN!! make a sadistic smile to Isreal*
*Hamas gets some weapons from iRaN!!*
*Hamas launches rockets at IsReal for +35 damage*
*IsReal launch an airstrike at Hamas for +56 damage*
<Jimbo>I blame Bush for this outrage!
<Dubya>Don't blame me, you messed up on foreign policy in the middle-east long before I was elected. All I am doing is cleaning up your shitstains you left in the middle-east, bitch!
== Operation Cast Lead ==
*|-|/\|\/|/\5 is now known as HamasPeace*
<HamasPeace>: Hey israeli dudz we like... talk right and stuff, can we haf food and aid if we no shoot no rockets?.
<Isreal>: Hmm yeh I think its fine, BUT NO ROCKET SHOOTING.
 * Palestine has thrown a stone*
*Israel allows Humanitarian AID into Gaza Strip*
*Hamas gets Rockets from UN Humanitarian AID*
<Zionist>: WTF WTF WTF ISRAEL why you let them get FOOD AID? You know they hid ROCKETS and STUFF in the aid packages?.
<Isreal>: yeh but they promised not to shoot any rockets.
 *<Mysterious Palestinian Jihad Fighters> has entered the game.*
<Mysterious Palestinian Jihad Fighters>: MUAHAHAH DIEEEEEEE ZIONIST PIGS.
*Mysterious Palestinian fires random Rockets at Israel*
*Rocket misses*
*Rocket shakes a plant and makes it fall into the ground, breakin the plant pot in the process*
<Isreal>: WTF HAMAS I GIVE U TRUCE AND HUMANITARIAN AID AND U SHOOT ROCKETS?.
<Zionist>: Told you, fuckin noob.
<HamasPeace>: Dud we no shooting rockets, we peace :(
<Isreal>: Then wtf was that.
<HamasPeace>: they are not our dudes :////
<Isreal>: Well its okay, I wont severely buttrape you with no lube with our uber airforce, but no rockets okay?.
<HamasPeace>: Yeh sure.
 * <Zionist> has found a HIDDEN TUNNEL*
<Zionist> CAN U EXPLAIN THIS HAMAS?
<HamasPeace>: Thats not ours mens ;(
<Zionist> Wtf Israel you gonna do something?
<Isreal>: Nah.
<Zionist> Wtf Wtf Wtf
*Mysterious Palestinian fires random Rockets at Israel*
*Rockets kills a cat and injures a random Sderot civilian*
<Isreal>: WTF HAMAS U KILLED A KITTY.
*Israel tightens Humanitarian Aid into Gaza*
<HamasPeace>: wtf noooo i like kitties, lift blockade i need more aid :( :////
*Israel totally blocks Humanitarian Aid into Gaza*
<Isreal>: LIAR.
 * Palestine has thrown a stone*
 * HamasPeace has timed out*
 * Mysterious Palestinian Jihad Fighters has timed out*
<Isreal>: wierd.
 *-|/\|\/|/\5 has entered the game.*
<Isreal>: Ah fuck
<Zionist>: told you son of a bitch, should've carpet bombed Gaza when you had the chance...
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: TIME TO ANNIHILATE THE ZIONIST ENEMY.
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: JIHAD!.
<Egypt>: Fuck, not again...
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: muslim brothers Ive ur support to annihilate the Zionist Enemy?.
<Syria>: Already gave you gunz and moneyz.
<Lebanon>: we still rebuilding, sorry dudz
<HezBollahYoMama>: we have better plans!
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: You guys gotta be fuckin kidding me.
<Iran>: Hey dont look at me, I already gave you enough rockets
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: What about?.
<Iraq>: Im USA dude, macroing thru proxy
<Afghanistan>: Nope, we preparin for USA troops
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Fuck you all then.
 *Chavez has entered the game.*
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Okay this is new, didnot expected this.
<Chavez>: I SUPPORT U DUDZ
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Are you even muslim and worship Allah?.
<Chavez>: Nope, but...
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Well, whatever, you know how to play this shit?.
<Chavez>: Nope.
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Its easy dude, I explain you, first you change your name into an uber leet cool one like mine, then... wait wheres your country?
*Chavez is now known as Ch4\/3Z*
<Ch4\/3Z>: In south america, but we got oil.
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Hmm you cant directly attack Israel... well heres what you gonna do, rally all your supporters against Israel, say they kill babies and stuff, always works.
<Ch4\/3Z>: Hehehe, this is going to fuck up oil prices soo badly
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: lolz isnot about oil.
*USA has entered the game*
<USA> IS ALWAYS ABOUT OIL, ROFLCOPTER 
*USA has left the game*
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: okay wtf, back into our stuff.
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Israel you still there? I dont see you doing shit.
<Isreal>: Remeber our truce? Well I was making plans.
*Isreal moves lots of troops near Gaza Strip*
*Isreal prepares AIR FORCE AIMBOT*
<Lebanon>: Bah, israel and their hackzors
<Isreal>: Skillz, not hackxors, learn to fuckin read
*Isreal launches several air strikes against Gaza*
*Isreal air strikes kills 300 palestinians, wounded around 900 *
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: WTF THOSE ARE MY CIVILIANS OMG ><. 
*UN has entered the game*
<UN>: excuse me? Human Shields?
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Erm.. Hmm no... they were unarmored peaceful civilianz, sorry, typo :(
<UN>: Ah its okay, we are all humans, we make mistakes
*UN has left the game*
<Isreal>: Dude you know I control the UN?
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Yah, but who cares, I got Chavez on my side.
*|-|/\|\/|/\5 shoots massive barrage of random Rockets at Israel*
<Zionist>: Erm, mind doing something?
<Isreal>: Dude be quiet, Im fuckin up Gaza
<Zionist>: Hope so, you killing babies? rite?
<Isreal>: Nope.
<Zionist>: Why not?
<Isreal>: I like babies
<Zionist>: what about massive napalm bombs? 
<Isreal>: Nope
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: SEE THEY R KILLING BABIES!!!1!111!11!1!11.
*Massive Anti-Israeli protest surge all over the world*
*Anti Israeli Propaganda has no effect in <Israel> or what so ever*
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: WTFWTFWTFWTF
<Isreal>: Dude, learn to fuckin play, I can lie better, I got CNN and Fox News.
*Bill O'Reilly has entered the game*
<Bill O'Reilly>Hehehe
*Bill O'Reilly has left the game*
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Bah...
 * Palestine has thrown a stone*
*|-|/\|\/|/\5 shoots massive barrage of random Rockets at Israel*
*Hamas uses Humanitarian CRISIS*
<Isreal>: We ainot gonna fall for that one again.
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Well I know what I am going to do
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: 
<Ch4\/3Z>: Yah.
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: I dont see you doing shit
<Ch4\/3Z>: Hmm, its because... you dont... Hmm... Dont worry dude Im protesting and stuff
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Hope so
 * Palestine has thrown a stone*
 *Hamas uses INTERNAL PROPAGANDA CHEAT*
*Nizar Rayan has entered the game*
<Nizar Rayan> God willing, the evil state, the Jewish state will not break the resistance!.
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: ALLAH WAKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
<Isreal>: Okay, thats just plain wrong
 * IsReal dropped one ton bomb in Nizar Rayan House... HEADSHOT*
*Nizar Rayan has left the game*
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: You gonna pay heavy for that kill :s
<Zionist>: BOOM HEADSHOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: You gonna pay heavy for that kill :s
 * Palestine has thrown a stone*
 * Hamas kills 5 Israeli soldiers and kidnaps 2... HEADSHOT*
<Isreal>: Hehehe, you killed 5 soldiers, but you didnot kidnapped 2 :P l2p
<Isreal>: Now watch this
 * IsReal fires some missiles*
 * IsReal kills Hussam Hamdan*
 * IsReal kills Muhammad Hilou*
 * IsReal kills Mohammed Shalpokh*
 * IsReal kills around 400 palestinians and wounds around 800.*
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: OMFG...
 * Hamas shoots mortars from UN School*
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: Hehehe...
<Isreal>: You think is funny?
 * IsReal uses Air Force*
 * IsReal destroys UN School, killing 50 civilians and a spy.*
*UN has entered the game*
<UN>: Okay, thats too much, what the fuck is wrong with you guys
 * UN uses IMMEDIATE CEASEFIRE*
 * UN uses UN RESOLUTION 4 PEACE*
*UN has left the game (kicked out by Israel)*
<|-|/\|\/|/\5>: I was going to kick him out first, asshole
 * Palestine has thrown a stone*
 * Mother F***ing Russa enters game*
Mother F***ing Russa: who keeps killin mai spyz! WTF Your ganna pay
 *Mother F***ing Russa tea bags dead bodies making disease in Israel... 2 planes blew up and 2000 people in Israel are infected with the Red blood Commie virus*
Waiting for more development.
Someone add Frenchies and their peace proposal, maybe some Rice dialogue, even Obama Reactions, and Dubya reactions too.
 *OBama changes name to Omama
*Omama : WE NEED CHANGE!!!
*Isreal : WTF??? N0000B CHNGE, U NT EVEN SAY SHALOMZ??
ISRAEL MAKES MORE SETTLEMENTS FOR VILLAGERS
*Omama: WTF, YOU MAKE PEACE NOT CAUSE TROUBLE
 *Villager has thrown a stone on Isreal*
<Isreal>: WTF?!
== Notes to Self (or anyone who wants to help) ==
*Add to the action/dialogue of characters already present
*Add Shaul Mofaz to the game
== Scorecard ==
===Arabs:===
* tr33b4b3 aka Lebanon
* Yasser aka Yasser Arafat
* Zubeidi
* The Sheikh aka Sheikh Ahmad Yassin
* The Doctor
* falrotfl_|5_|n_|)33p_5|-|i@ aka Hezbollah
* |-|/\|\/|/\5 aka Hamas
* Khalid
* Palestinean Authority
* 1zrock aka Iraq
===Israelis:===
* Arik aka Ariel Sharon
* Shimon aka Shimon Peres
* IDF aka Israel Defense Forces
* falrotfl aka Israel (pun of falafel)
* Z_hummus aka Zionist
===Arab allies:===
* Pers_n00kers aka Iran
* @ssyryn aka Syria
* Europe
* 5t0n3rs aka Palestine
* Iz_gannas_tan aka Afghanistan
===Israeli allies:===
* Strz& Strpz aka United States of America
* Dubya aka George W. Bush
* Blair aka Tony Blair
* Bill O'Reilly
* Fox News
* Canada
===Diplomats (Didn't choose a side yet):===
* unwnt3dn00bz aka United Nations
* Coffee Man aka Kofi Annan
* franc3 aka France (Might side with Arabs if they stop surrendering)
* U_gi_0 aka Egypt Made peace with Isreal, is sitting this one out.
* f3rt1l3l4ndzlol aka Jordan Agreed to peace with Isreal, is smarter than the other arab nations.
* Jimbo aka Jimmy Carter
===Deity:===
* God aka Allah.
===Prophets:=== 	 
*Moses 	 
*Jesus 	 
*Mohammed 	 
*Lostprophets aka Oscar Wilde
==See also==
*Stone the Israeli Tank
*Beirut, the capital city of drinking games
Category:Arab–Israeli conflict