His Majesty Chick

This article was translated from the Japanese version of Uncyclopedia.
His Majesty Chick is the king of Uncyclopedia who is shaped like a chick. He is an ideal ruler with absolute charisma and bravery, and his intelligence has earned him explosive popularity among idols, internet users, gays, ninjas, and intellectuals alike. He was hailed as a god by the residents of Uncyclopedia.
== Overview ==
The parent is a giant rainbow-colored chicken. The chicken gave birth to a chick at a sacred place they stopped at on their journey. It is said that upon his birth, tens of millions of dragons flew to celebrate; the surrounding area was filled with water and rainbows, and a town 8,000 km away reported seeing His flame. It is said that he was born from a potato cracked into a puzzle shape, a legend passed down through the generations.
This legendary Chick is His Majesty the Chick. At that time, her name was unknown, so he came to be called Shining Golden Chick, and before it became public that she was to become His Majesty, she was nicknamed Golden Chick I. Apparently, her birth parents died a week after giving birth. He remained on earth, acquired special abilities, and flew across space 50 days later he was born. Because of this, he is said to be a miracle chick. Golden Hiyoko Issei has intelligence that far exceeds that of humans, extraterrestrials, and robots, as well as supernatural powers such as ultra-ultra-ultra-super-ultra-high speed movement, laser beams, and invulnerability, and can even shoot Kamehameha waves, as well as use magic. He became able to breathe anywhere, travel between heaven and earth at any time, and was also able to create anything, making him the most powerful. He acquired the ability to become a chick for life, claiming that he did not want to grow up to be a chicken. The details of his abilities are completely unknown.
His network of contacts is extremely large, easily exceeding 10,000 people, ranging from important people from all over the world to acquaintances from his neighborhood. His Majesty never neglects these 10,000 people and is constantly in touch with them. It is unclear how he communicates with 10,000 people. Maybe it's telepathy.
He then descended as a divine bird in Uncyclopedia and created the Great Chick Kingdom.
On May 18, 2007, he collapsed and died while inspecting the Unun chicknium Mine, but was revived on May 20, 2007.
== Quotes ==
#Who else but me will command the troops? There can be no victory without me.
== Achievements ==
* He died once, but during his grand funeral, he miraculously resurrected.
* He established a technique to live as a chick for the rest of his life without degenerating into a chicken. He was awarded the Para Nobel Prize for being the first in the world to bring about the medical revolution.That is, after the guy who un-boiled an egg with his mind power.
* He defeated a space turtle from Mars in just 10 minutes.
== Impersonation incident ==
On January 22, 2010, Aum police arrested a resident pretending to be His Majesty Chick. According to the investigation, it was discovered that the ●●●● suspect who belonged to a certain secret society was planning to impersonate His Majesty Chick and take over Uncyclopedia. Three people have also been scammed so far.
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