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Alone Lost Episode

I've always loved Alone. It helped me work out my troubles when my friends wouldn't listen to me. I was even Molly for halloween. But when I saw this episode of Alone, It was the end for me.
One day, I was on watching old Cartoon Network clips (It was SOOOO Much better back in the day) when I got a notification saying a new episode of Alone was just uploaded to Youtube. Now, it didn't say zraGymnast89 was the one who uploaded it, and it was 1 in the morning, but I guess I really wanted to see this episode, so I clicked play. 
It began with the theme song, but it was slow and disoriented, and the logo looked like something a little kid would do on a light brite board, but I assumed Zara had just made a mistake and continued watching. 
The episode began with Molly being taunted by the popular girls after school and running off. She ran home and saw her mom crying on the couch. Unlike cartoon crying, this sounded realistic and scary. 
"Mom..." Molly asked, laying a hand on her mothers face. Her faced was covered in bruises and the screen flashed to a picture of Jeff The Killer for a second. This shocked me but after that I kept watching.
"Call the C-Cops, M-M-Molly. S-Send an A-Ambulance. Please..." Her mom cried.
"Okay Mom, whatever you say, BUt where's Da-" 
"Enough about your dad!! W-When the cops g-get here, w-we won't have to w-w-worry about h-him..." Her mom demanded in a shrill and piercing scream.
Molly ran upstairs and heard a scream. She peeked through the door and saw horror. He dad was holding Grace's arm and burning it with a cigar. Grace was screaming in pain and realistic blood gushed from her open wound. Molly ran to her room and Grace soon followed her.
"Hey..Grace?" Molly whimpered.
"You saw, I know." Grace said.
"What happened? Why is dad acting like this?!" Molly screamed
Grace sighed and cried. "Dad has a secret. He has been possessing drugs for the past year, and it's driven him over the edge. I want you to be safe..." Grace said, handing Molly a gun. 
Molly was in shock. "Grace, you want me to?!" Molly shrieked.
"Molly, I want you to be safe and not get hurt!!!"
"If it's the only way..." Molly said, holding a gun to her head. Then, slowly, pulled the trigger.
The screen cut back and you could see Molly hanging from a noose. Her eyes were blank and covered in blood. The next scene showed Grace staring at the screen with bloodshot eyes
In a deep tone, she said, "She's gone. Your next. When you see red, It will be all over."
I turned the video off threw my computer outside. I then saw blood below me and passed out.
Please. DO NOT watch this video!!!!!!!
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pointless Violence
Alternate Pokemon Go

So has anyone not heard of Pokemon Go? Has anyone not heard of these crimes that is going on? Well I am going to explain what is really going on. A bunch of criminals grouped together after Pokemon Go was popular. They created a game exactly like Pokemon Go. Something else was in the game. If you play the game for a while (depending on who you are. Basically an hour) then you will be in some trance that forces you to go in front of a car or get stabbed by natural disasters or jump off the roof. It depends what is closer. Someone has reported that they have seen bodies laying in a street of Manhattan. Theories like this has been false but this Pokemon Go was reported and been deleted. These criminals have been searching every area of the world and kill people and take them to their underground lair where they dismember them and eat their heads like cannibals. These guys have been known as killers. Identities are unknown. POKEMON FIRE RED IS BETTER THAN POKEMON GO!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Aluminum Copypasta

Walking home today some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aluminum being the best metal. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that iron was actually the best metal, but he wouldn't take a hint. He started throwing around words like "rust" and I lost it. Punched him right in his aluminum-loving fuck face.
I hate aluminum so goddamn much.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Rants
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Alvin and The Chipmunks Lost Video Game

My name is Jesse White and how dare you not now my name you sic freeks, but anyway, i was looking on amazon (not ebay you cliche hunters) and found a new game, Alvin and the Chipmunks, I always hated them, especially the stupid fat dumb fuck of theodore, but i wanted to check it out to get more youtube clout and eventually take over the world. I orderd it and waited.
I had a sandwich
It came to my hose and i picked it up. it was for the nintendo wiiu, my favorate consule and i slammed the disc in the wiiu so hard that it broke and i needed to order another one
I had another sandwich
It came again and i put it in carefully for the game to start
it storted and i was immediately playing as the goofy ass lookin' fat fuck theodore, wandereing the hose of dave, the chunkmunks musican father. i said to myself "why cant i play as alvin, hes the best one" i then saw alvins corpse next to benjamin, the chupmick always high on weed, holding a hyper-realistik gnoife. benjamin grabbed his bong and trew it at theodore, before exclaiming "is this not what you wanted" in his signiture scottish accent. i replied "yes benjamin thanks for getting rid of the stupid fat fuck theodore" which is when benjamin asked if we cound do something for him. a scremer appered which was benjamin which hyper-realistick eyes, hyper-realistic blood, hyper-realistic fur. i pooped my pants so hard that i had colon disease and died. 
i obviously went to hell because i burned down the orphanage and met satan, cool dude. he has extra capri sun so i would recommend going to hell. anyway, i was greeted with the same wiiu and had to play more of the game. i witnessed benjamin kill dave, simon, the chipettes and the whole chockmocks universe. then benjmin said, your next. i said no you dopey mother clucker and using the powers of the sandwiches from earlier, broke the wiiu and went to heaven
but then the sandwiches realised i burned down the orphanage so i went back to my room. there was now no wiiu :( and everything was cleen
never buy alvin and the chipmunks, or benjamin will get you oh no hes here hbtigbhrfghfiodksjhgdvy7r48uoeilawjskrhgrkuy32ifh;oupowukvygytnctickuhbti8i
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure
Alvin and the Chipmunks Lost Episode Featuring Dirk

I'm sure we've all heard of Alvin and the Chipmunks, even if it wasn't that big of a part in our childhood. I'm sure we all know that there's Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. However, little do most people know, there was ORIGINALLY supposed to be FOUR chipmunks! When I was only in first grade, there was an XM radio station called Kenny Curtis's Animal Farm, featuring a fourth and forgotten chipmunk. His name was Dirk. I KNEW for a fact there had to be some footage or CD out there of this Dirk the fourth and forgotten chipmunk. I only found some footage of Dirk a few months ago. I tried contacting Michael Bagdasarian, the grandson of the program creator, Ross Bagdasarian Sr., but he had no idea of Dirk. He sent me his father's email because he might have some sort of idea about who Dirk is. Sure enough, I contacted him because he had to have known about Dirk if anyone alive did (for Ross Bagdasarian Sr. is dead). Ross Bagdasarian Jr. sent me a link to some early Alvin and the Chipmunks footage. After all these years of wondering what Dirk looked like, I HAD to finally find out!
The tape was in all black and white. It featured Alvin, Simon, Theodore, and Dirk. The tape froze up so many times that I thought my computer was lagging. Dirk was definitely the most interesting and sarcastic of the four chipmunks. They probably cut him early on in order to be more kid-friendly. He constantly sassed off RBS (aka David Seville) and even made some pretty inappropriate jokes that I'd rather not say on this site. Without a doubt, Dirk was in deed the funniest! While most give the "cutest" credit to Theodore and most give the "smartest" credit to Simon, I personally give BOTH credits to Dirk. Maybe he wanted to be the lead chipmunk but Alvin, of course, didn't want him to be.
For conclusion, this lost episode was in deed a great find! Considering the XM radio station he was on was quite kid friendly since I listened to it in first grade, I wasn't expecting Dirk to be what he was.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Alvin and the Chipmunks Theory

Have you watched those terrible movie remakes of the cartoon show Alvin and the Chipmunks? There's a reason those movies are so terrible.
Alvin and the Chipmunks are hoodlum gangster chipmunks! Did you notice that in this image?
Look at them! They are uncivilized! Ewwy! The chipmunks wear hoodies and sunglasses and think they are cool! YOU ARE NOT COOL! YOUR MOVIES SUCK!
Not only that, but they completely take over Dave's house in the first movie. Just like juvenile delinquents! Later in the movie, they also gang up on him and mug him. They beat the poo out of him too!
In the sequels, Dave is now forced to take care of the gangster chipmunks or they'll shoot him with a gun. However, Dave requests they go to school. They go to school because... Uh... Because...
Dang it! That's a major hole in this theory!
They go to school for, um... Mass murder! Yeah! And they see some hot chipmunk chicks. So they do bad things to them! The gangster chipmunks are now pimps! That is the only reason the chipettes stay with the hoodlums!
I haven't watched the third one but it was probably, secretly EVIL!!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:THERY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Always

You're having a funeral for your friend who passed away. He was your best friend, and you remember always going to his house, always having lunch with him, always taking to him on the phone.
However, your fun is ruined. You have to accept there is no turning back.
You want to remember him, however. You know how he died.
In a car crash. You were also in it.
However, you survived. Although you permanently lost your leg, you are still living and breathing like a normal human being. You can't say the same for your friend.
After the funeral, you stay behind and say some extra prayers, tears rolling down your face. He was your life. He was everything you needed. But you know he will always be there, always watching.
Always waiting.
Waiting for you to join him.
How, you may ask? Look behind you.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Always Be CAREFUL!

I once heard a story about a guy from the town where I live. I can't tell you where that is because of the reasons I will soon be clkear to you.
This was a guy who always loved to run. He ran all the time and dreamed of bheing in the Olympics running teams. Often wqas the times we would see him running from home to school so early in the morning that he was still asleep. "Slow doen, Bradley Stafferson!" we would shout, because that's what his name was, but he couldn't hear us ebcause he was asleep.
One time he ran to school so early that it was actually still yesterday afternoon and the school bus ran him down. He didn't died, but both his legs were broken and the doctor said he would never run as fast as he used to again. He said "really?" and the doctoer said "yes." Then the doctor went home and Bradley Stafferson was driven home by his mparents because he couldn't run because his legs were in casts.
For most people the story ends therre, but I was Bradley's friend and so I know the rtuth. One time after the accident we were hanging out and Bradley said "Tom, (that's my name) I will run again."
And I said "Bradley, no you won't. Your legs are all weird and lumpy now."
"I'LL FIND A WAY!" he shouted. He shouted a lot in those days after the accident. I think maybe he was upset or something.
Anyway he showed me research he'd been doing on his computer. It turns out a long time ago there were witches in our town and they'd been friends with a demon that could grant you wishes. Bradley wanted to find the demon and wish to be able to run again.
"Bradley this is scary," I said. "There are lots of pictures of pentagrams on this research."
"It's fine Tom, you stupid idiot," Bradley said. "I just have to find the bottle that the demon is imprisoned in at the bottom of the river and let it free in exchange for a wish. That's what it says right here."
"You know what they say, Bradley," I said. "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR."
But he made me help him go down to the river and look for the bottle. He couldn't swim so I got all muddy. Finally I found it and gave it to him. It was shining scarily.
Bradley opened the bottle and the demon came out. It said "your wish is my command, mortal."
"Make me so I can run again demon!"
"Just to be clear, do you mean you want me to heal your-"
"DO AS I SAY, FOUL CREATURE, AND BEGONE!"
and the demon flicked his hand at Bradley and Bradley turned into a pair of running shoes.
Just my size too.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Demins and Debbils
Always Watching

I sat on my couch, drinking a glass of chocolate milk. It was about 9:30 at night, and both my parents were asleep. I was watching "Meet The Browns", my favorite late-night comedy show, when I heard a rustling outside.
I let it be, but then the rustling got louder. I got up, and then there was a screaming. I immediately opened the blinds, and there was a man literally made out of blood staring back at me. I looked away, and he did too. Suddenly, I realized that this was a reflection. Monkey see, monkey do.
I almost got a knife and stabbed myself to make the blood man do the same, but I came to my senses and stopped myself. Mr. Brown said something funny at the time, so I laughed. Unwise. The blood man disappeared, which calmed me down. As I sat down, continuing to watch the show, though, I could feel someone breathing on my neck. I immediately knew it was him.
Two days later, I still feel the same breath. I'm afraid to turn around, afraid of what I could see. Maybe...maybe it's still part of my reflection. Maybe if I do stab myself... I can get rid of the blood man... maybe if I turn around I could-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!
...swallowed.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Beings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Im died
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Am I Gay? (Copypasta)

Recently, I've been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It's so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is fucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then shit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out "I love Oscar-winning actor Anthony Hopkins" each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it's completely normal, but he's gay, so I can't trust him.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Am I The Asshole for murdering a kid who liked Fortnite?

So, this is a funny story. I was at school and saw a kid crying during lunch. He had a massive bruise on his eye, and a scrape on his leg. I had to check on him. "What's wrong?" I ask. Then I notice he has the cringe FORTNITE T-shirt and a Ninja plushie. "W-well," the boy says. "My friends, they bullied me, because I like Fortnite." "Good news, kid," I reply dryly, "because it's gonna happen again."
Immediately I push him up against the locker and slash across his face like an animal. He begins crying even louder. I start biting chunks into his flesh. A crowd starts to form. I rip off one of his arms and use it to beat him senselessly. The crowd begins to cheer. I dig deep into his backside and rip out his intestine, strangling his pitiful neck with it like a makeshift noose. The audience is out for blood. I'm on fire. I rip his still-beating heart from his chest and squash it with my feet after throwing it harshly on the floor.
I turn at my newfound audience. The crowd goes wild. That is, until the principal steps in. Turns out killing someone over something that petty is considered "morally wrong" and "borderline psychopathic", to which I replied "NOOOO MY WHOLESOME 100 HECKING MURDERINOS!" I am now awaiting court date. Please my fellow Redditors, prove to the stupid judge that I am NOT the asshole! Maybe get Keanu Reeves to bail me out.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Amalgamation

It creeps in the night
Its roars and cries echo through the night
Robotic parts creek
Endoskeletons clink
It used to be four beings now conjured up into one
if you're lucky, it might spare you for so many have fallen to his wrath
Being forced to entertain many children through the years
But no more it will be contained in that diner
Now it is time to hunt
Time to make them pay
Time to revenge
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Beings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Amazing World of Gumball: The Pizza: Alternate Ending

"...Oh, no. Is that why Larry is taking so long to deliver our pizza? All because of our impatience and anger towards him? This is all our fault!" Anais said as her eyes widened in horror. "Pfft! That can't be. He's been taking so long, I even assumed he's dead!" Gumball scoffed. Just then, they heard a noise.
Anais was confused to see a disc on the floor. It said "EVERYONE HATES ME" written in marker on it. "What the heck?" Anais said as she picked it up. The Wattersons went upstairs and put it in the computer. The video showed Larry's costumer book from a camera's persceptive.
Then Larry's voice said "What's the difference? All these guys hate me." He then went outside and a cat that was in a bin hissed at him and ran off with a fish skeleton in his mouth. "All these guys hate me too!" He turned the camera to his face and the Wattersons recoiled in shock.
His eyes were red and his cheeks had tear marks on them.
The Wattersons were shocked. Had he been crying? "I'm surrounded by filth. I might as well cover my walls in SHIT! I'M LIVING IN SHIT! Fucking customers. I'm wasting so many hours of my life with this vile crap! I'm failing in my existence when the only response I get is hatred! I'm better in the fucking medieval times! I wish I was just sitting on a river bank playing with fucking ROCKS!"
He turned the camera back to the customer book and started hyperventilating before he ripped out every single photo out of it and ripping it. "This guys hates me, and this guy hates me, and this guy hates me, and this guy hates me!"
He then went insane as he ripped out every single page out of the book and threw it out the door, screaming. He got a shotgun and shot the money till, destroying it. He then put to his eye and said "I'm done." and fired.
Both Larry and the camera fell to the floor and that was when the video ended.
The Wattersons were utterly shocked. How can anyone be sadistic enough to share that horrific information? "No. No, please, NO!" Anais shouted as she tore out of the room. The Wattersons followed her. They raced down the street, hearts racing at 100 miles per hour.
That video had to be some sick joke. If there was a god, don't let Larry be dead. But when they reached the store, they found the truth. Larry was lying on the ground, his eye blown out and blood on the floor.
Anais burst out crying and hugged Nicole. "MOMMY! IF WE'VE BEEN N-NICER OR LESS A-ANGRIER O-OR..." "No, Anais. This isn't out fault." "NO, MOMMY! IT IS OUR FAULT! IT SHOULD BE US WHO SHOULD BE KILLED!" "DON'T SAY THAT, ANAIS! I won't lose a single member of our family! I need this family. Without it, I'm devastated." Nicole said as she confronted the crying Anais.
Anais looked at Larry's corpse and walked up to it tearfully. "We're sorry, Larry. We're so sorry." She whimpered tearfully. She hugged Nicole again.
They would never be angry at anyone again.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!