Dobby goes mad

man, dobby can be a jerk sometimes lucioous maldfoy told his son draco malfoy
"dobby, what are you doing?" Lucious malfoy said suspeciously.
"dobby will not tell you sir" dobby said evily.
"I said tell me dobby!" mr. Malfoy said Very evilly
"dobby want to live with harry potter sir" dobby said
"you know that you hate that slime ball. mudblood"
"HARRY POTTER IS NOT A MUDBLOOD SIR!" dobby said.
dobby cast a spell on mr. malfoy and he floated to the seeling.
"DOBBY! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE RIGHT NOW!" Mr. malfoy said angrily.
"dobby did it for mr. malfoy's own good, sir." dobby said and then he ran out of the house across the wizrding world.
meanwhile hearry potter was testing his couldron thickness and then heard a lpud bang come from outside of his window.
"WHAT THE #@$&* WAS THAT?"
Harry quickly jumped up from his chair and looked outside of his misty window.
There, riding a bull was dobby, smiling weakly.
"DOBBY? IS THAT YOU?"
"Well, you see sir, harry potter must'nt be angry, but dobby moved in with harry potter."
"DOBBY! YOU CANT JUST LIVE WITH ME! IF MY UNCLE AND AUNT CATCH YOU HERE, THE-"
"Haaarry! what's all that rucus up there."
"Oh you ow me big time, dobby. Just fell over uncle vernon!"
Harry, who was annoyed probably as you are, jumped out of the window to meet dobby.
"dobby must go somehwere else to live!" harry told dobby urgently.
"but dobby insists."
"listen dobby, if you don't leave then I'll do these horrible things to you:
1. tell on your family.
2. i dunno
3. rip you limb-from-limb,
4. make you watch squidward's suicide.
5. make you think you are from outer space.
6. Tell jk rowling to erase you from the books and movies.
7. throw you in a can Untitled document
8. make you drink you spit
and that's all I got"
harry told dobby these very madly.
"Can dobby just stay here, harry potter?"
"LISTEN DOBBY YOU &*%$# I-"
"Dobby says that there is no reason for profanity, sir."
"YES THERE IS!"
"why sir?"
"just go, dobby, pleas go."
"No dobby must stay here for his own good, harry potter, please let dobby stay."
Harry was so angry, he was about to turn red, but then he had sympathy for dobby, and gave a considerablly warm smile.
"Harry potter says dobby could stay!" harry said with a nice grinn.
"HARRY POTTER SAYS DOBBY CAN STAY? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! I A-"
"DOBBY! BE QUIET!"
It was too late.
harry could hear uncle vernon confuseingly running up the stairs.
He pushed open the door and yelled.
His eyes started on harry, then went to dobby, then went to the bull that dobby rode outside.
His eyes narrowed furiously at harry.
"HARRY! WHAT THE @$^&!@*& IS GOING ON!"
Harry's left eye twitched.
"Uncle vernon, this is dobby, he wants to stay in my room."
uncle vernon looked at harry in disbeleif.
"Well, i suppose we can have one more guest" uncle vernon said, very much unlike him.
"Dobby make yourself comfortable in harry's room." uncle vernon said.
"dobby is most pleased with harry potter's uncle." dobby said.
"Boy" uncle vernon obviously ment harry. "Dobby's sleeping in your room. you will sleep in the garage."
"What? but uncle vernon? P-"
"DONT 'BUT UNCLR VERNON' ME! YOU WILL SLEEP IN THE GARAGE! TONIGHT! OR ELSE THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!"
Harry sighed and looked at dobby heavily.
he said, "thanks a lot, dobby" and walked out of the room.
"Dobby 'Your welcomes" harry potter harry potter!" dobby says.
later tha misty night, harry was sleepinb on the rock-hard ground. he was obviously uncomftorbal. Hary wished he had never met dobby, and he had never even heard of dobby.
"dobby, why wwwwhhhhhhhyyyyyyyy?" and harry fell into a deep sleep.
During his sleeping, he had an amazingly accurate dream that made him cry.
harry was running throgh a field of burning corn being chased by green flamingos. later, when harry woke up, he was being brutally pecked by a green flamingo.
green flamingos, their dangerous was what harry potter thought as he shoed the harryy potter falmingoes away from him.
"Shoe! Shoe you nasty bird!" and harry got up.
harry shoed the green flamingo away and went upstairs for breakfast. instead of dudely, dobby was sitting in the best seat in the house.
He dug his ugly face into a mountain of cheese, and then noticed harry in the doorway.
"Oh, dobby is most sorry to say, if harry potter snoozes, then harry potter looses!"
Harry potter couldn't take it.
"dobby!
get
out
of
this
house!"
harry potter said to dobby.
dobby sighed.
"harry potter is most right. a house elve does not deserve to live in his master's house."
"I...... AM......... NOT........... YOUR.............. MASTER..........."
"dobby is the sadest house-elve ever."
uncle vernon choked on his potatoes.
"You're a house elf?" uncle vernon started. "I hate house elfs! GET THE @#$%^&*( OUT OF HERE DOBBY!"
Dobby screamed.
"harry potter's uncle says get out to dobbby......... ...............you........will feel my wrath!"
Suddenly, a dementor appeared and harry potter fell asleep.
when he woke up he was in pitch black and in tight bonds.
"Urggh! Hoo did this?"
Suddenly, the lights cut and on harry could see a sihlouhette.
"who's there" harry said startled.
Suddenly, harry saw that it was dobby.
"dobby? why did you do this to me?"
dobby smiled weakly.
again.
"You see sir, when a master does no-"
"I AM NOT YOUR MASTER!"
"HARRY POTTER DOES NEVER INTERRUPT WHEN DOBBY IS TALKING! Oh yeah, where was dobby, thats right, when a master-"
"I SAID I AM NOT YOUR MASTER!"
"WILL HARRY POTTER JUST BE QUIET AND LISTEN FOR A CHANGE?"
Harry took a deep breath.
"you see sir, when harry potter or anyone else master does not accept dobby's requests, then dobby gets dirty."
Harry glanced.
"what do you mean, 'dirty'?"
dobby moved farther to the right, revealing something behind dobby the whole time.
It was harry's uncle, aunt, dudely, parents and everyone else.
dobby smiled evilly.
"you see sir, dobby was the one killed your parents. not you-know-who"
"YOU WAT!?"
there was then five long boring minites of harry cursing out loud.
dobby simply gave off a brilliant glow.
"I killed everyone you know because you were mean to me!"
"But your original masters- i meean you master were mean to you! you didn't do anything to them!"
"oh yes i did. have you read today's newspaper?"
without saying, dobby threw harry a newspaper with the present date on it.
Harry read it with fright.
"unknown sort of elf kills his masters! the names of the victims were "Lucious malfoy and draco malfoy?"
dobby gave another brilliant glow.
"you see sir, dobby has already killed his master.s qu-"
"WHY WOULD YOU KILL YOUR OWN MASTERS?" harry screamed.
"Harry potter must be quiet or else dobby will make him be quiet."
"WAIT, DOBBY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHAT ARE YOU TR-"
"I guess dobby will have to make harry potter quiet."
"WAIT DOBBY! WE CAN WORK THINGS OUT!"
"Sorry sir, but dobby must do it for harry potter's own good."
"WAIT DOBBY! WAIT- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
Harry's blood-curdling scream was cut off by dobby and his faithful saw.
when dobby finished off harry potter, he simply threw his corpse on the pile of other corpses and smiled.
"Dobby is a human too. He is not just some slave. Soon, dobby's name will be known all over the world."
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