Grammerly the story

Once upon a time in a far-off kingdom there lived a boy and girl who did not know each other. But little did they know they were going to love each other very much because I said so. Our story begins were our boy whose name is alexander and he always wanted a dragon, by the way, this is a magic word and the girl's name is Ali she lives in space on a laptop they both used Grammarly but the girl had Grammarly premium while the boy who was a scrub had the free version. Ugg but then tankman said boy if you don't get Grammarly premium I will wipe yo ass. The clouds rolled in and they snap, cracked, and pop like some rice crispies. Then alexander hamilton ended up in shol with black weedow who at the time was named daddy long legs. She also met Vladimir Putin. Did I say she I don't give a fuck this is my book any way I digrass Alex boi is now in the meadows and the pipes, the pipes the pipes are calling From glen to glen and down the mountainside oh the summers gone and all the rose falling it you it you must going and I must sight. Ahhh sorry where was I ah yes he met to nook and he just like give me yo fucking money fool. This is because tom nooooook is an asshole. Any way sus for one comes to save the day and is just like you touching my child to the nookster and he just like nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and is just eviscerated no evaporated, evic, evap, evis evap get out of fine but don't come crying to me when the critics are complaining. I also forgot to mention this book is not for the faint of heart. Anyways they went to a mansion that the show MLG the show took place in link in the description. The future was coming fast and the boy and girl don't even know each other existed yet let's fix that the boi went to the laptop the girl was living in yep I think that's good. They met but the girl's dad is all Alexander Hamilton Troops are waiting in the field for you If you join us right now, together we can turn the tide. Oh, Alexander Hamilton, I have soldiers that will yield for you If we manage to get this right. They'll surrender by early light. The world will never be the same, Alexander. And then Alex was just like what. The father is just like you fucker I am giving you my guns and ships. But then Mario comes and says that is not ok diok. Anyway, the girl the girl ahh yes the girl. She died the end.
Oh alright maybe she doesn't die but you get to read the rest of the story until you flip the page hah. I am the smart I am the smart. Anywho Robo nook came and stole the princess he says if you don't pay me I pay myself. He blasted off into the air without a trace and the king said if you don't take my ships can u at least get my littel girl. And then ham was just like fine I guess. And he was off on a heroic adventure. On his way to get the gay princess, he met herowenbrion and he said give me yo weed. Then OOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAA BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA came and said I am on my period. The cha cha reel smothe and said let's go to work. So he got by is what I am trying to say. Then the nonbinary spider queen said I want you to help me make an army and hamilton is just like no you big stupid sack of shit. And he pushed him off of a cliff. The end.
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Ok OK, a second time but somebody got to die sometime and then there be no going back. Anywho Big all is just like hey hey hammy here. HUH, are you, my long-lost brother. Well, technically uh Nah. And the gay turbo cums at 30000000000000000 miles per hour and your wow that snail is fat. And the turbos like GET IN MY BELLY and eats hammy. I just want to clarify that hammy and hamilton are two different people so don't at @ me. So any way the bigge cheese comes and eats the princes and hammy and hamilton and every one the end. I GOT TO BORED TO WRITE AND ENDING. 
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Category:Loads of Characters
Category:English Class Failure
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