Emmett Internet

Emmett Internet was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and was with the Sunbeams from until being incinerated on , Day 91.
==Official League Records==
Internet joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Moab Sunbeams with .
During the the Sunbeams received the blessing, increasing Internet's batting from .
On , Day 91, Internet was incinerated and replaced by Sutton Bishop.
During the events of , Day X, Internet was raised to join The Hall Stars. Following The Hall Stars' victory over THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, Internet was Released from Internet League Blaseball.
==History==
Internet was seen going on a date with Hades Tigers batter Ren Morin during the season 3 post-season. 
Some suggest that there existed a passionate rivalry between Internet and Tigers batter Jessica Telephone due to their inability to exist in the same place at the same time, though the exact nature of their relationship is unknown.
Internet reported being upgraded after . This upgrade resulted in a faster WiFi connection for the whole Hellmouth, increased storage capacity, and the ability to see pitches before they are thrown. Internet did the entirety of this report using the voice of popular vocaloid Hatsune Miku, whereas previously his voice was that of Microsoft Sam. 
In spite of being incinerated by a rogue umpire, some sources claim that, as a creature of the wi-fi, Internet lives on digitally within this very webpage. Consider keeping him company for a few minutes. 
===Tragic Backstory===
Growing up in the SFJPEJSCMXOIKO suburb of the Hellmouth, Emmett was a bright-eyed and cheerful child, honing their catching and digestive skills by playing games of the charming local pastime "Get Rocks Thrown At You", the influence of was seen in their tendency to eat the blaseball the one time every three years that the Sunbeam pitchers manage to successfully throw it their way.
Emmett achieved their shapeless, friendly form after accidentally inventing computers at the age of fifteen, and inadvertently entering a pact that exchanged their body for a "cloud" on which the new Internet would be born. In theory, the sheer amount of sensitive and personal data stored on their incorporeal databanks would grant them unmatched power, if only they could read.
Emmett Internet's talents were recognized at an early age, as rumors of a "prodigy Internet" spread quickly through Hellmouth. Internet was provided the mentoring they needed to be accepted into Hellmouth Community College and graduate with full honors.
==Personality==
Emmett was well known online as a notorious digital pirate. He used Limewire and always seeded torrents. Other players have asked him to burn illegal mixtape CDs for them, but he always ended up melting them due to "UNCLEAR INSTRUCTIONS". The Garages disliked him because he didn't pay for their music.
To this day he has also never paid for Photoshop.
==Legacy==
The Emmett Internet Memorial Cafe, Gallery Of Things, and Public Wi-Fi Hub appeared in central Hellmouth overnight following Emmett's incineration. The Cafe offers light meals, sobering vistas across the Hellmouth's endless maw, and top-of-the-line gaming rigs for hire as well as printing and copying services in 2D, 3D, and 4D. Appliances and home technology within the cafe (fridges, speakers, drink dispenser, vacuum cleaners, etc) within the Cafe run on smart technology, with new appliances occasionally donated to the collection by Emmett's admirers.
It is a matter of debate whether Emmett's Precognition lent them some advance warning of their fate, though one odd coincidence is recorded. In the days after the incineration, a range of smart home technology was delivered to the homes of surviving Sunbeams team members, including a smart fridge to Sunbeams pitcher Sandoval Crossing. The fridge reportedly predicted the upcoming weather as "fine with a chance of bird, wouldn't it be a great day for a picnic? :)"
==Fan Works==
Fanfiction
*'Emmett Internet' tag on AO3
Videos
*The Precog Trio by Olive
*The Hall Stars by Olive
File:Emmett-internet.png|Emmett's Season 2 clard, by Discord user Ephesos
File:EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg|Emmett's walkup music, by Discord user OmySpy|link=File:EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg
File:Emmett-Tlopps-Clard.png|by SonnenstrAAL (aalornothing#2957)
File:Sketch1596745159109.png|by @VVVisection
File:Ghjhgjghjghjgjghjghjg.jpg|by @churgalax
File:132EmmettInternet.png|Mini-Blaseballerby @HetreaSky
File:EmmettInternet by JustMako.png|by @JustMako
File:EmmettInternet Pichi2214.png|by Pichi2214
File:Kachow!.jpg|alt=Emmett Internet in a Sunbeams uniform. He has yellow, blue, and red wires coming out of the back of his head and red hearts surrounding him. He's making a finger gun with his right hand.|by 
File:Emmett by Glempy.jpg|by Glempy
File:Emmett lad by mothman6134.jpg|by mothman#6134
File:Emmett babey!!.jpg|by 
File:P PESTO CHICKEN SALAD.jpg|alt=A close up of Emmett Internet holding his hands up to his face. At the top of the image it says "P" and at the bottom it says \"Pesto Chicken Salad\"|Emmett Internet says P Pesto Chicken Salad by 
File:Art by @ waalkr 24.png|alt=Emmett Internet holding up a peace sign and winking on a light orange background.|Our friend Emmettby @_waalkr
File:Emmett Internet by Coblin.jpg|alt=A drawing of Emmett Internet in a Sunbeams uniform in front of a bright green background with light green @ symbols. He has a square grey CRT monitor for a head and the screen is displaying a neon green loading bar. There is a cord going from the back of his head to his back, and a wire that falls from the back of his head down across his body. He's holding a blaseball bat in both hands over his right shoulder as if he is about to hit a ball.|by Coblin
File:SCREAMING AND CRYINGG THATS A BABY 😭😭😭.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet as a child. He is a young Black kid with dark brown skin, short afro-textured hair, and big circular glasses. He's wearing a light blue polo shirt and holding a little robot that he's put together in front of him with both hands, while blushing and looking off to the side, embarrassed.|Emmett as a childby @_pysics
File:Reconnected.png|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet, risen to play for the Hall Stars. Emmett is a robot with a computer for a head, wearing a yellow pinstriped crop-top Sunbeams uniform with a sun logo in inverted Beams colors on the left breast. He is holding a blaseball bat in his right hand, and around him are swirls of wispy blue. His face is displaying a blue screen of death, and the image has a glitch effect over overlay. The background is black.|Reconnectedby supercell
File:This'll last.png|alt=A drawing of Emmett Internet and Ren Morin. Emmett is a robot with a yellow monitor for a face, clunky metal hands, and a wall plug as a tail. He is wearing a blue sweatshirt and sneakers and is smiling. Ren is a humanoid tiger with glowing yellow eyes. Ren is wearing a Hellmouth Sunbeams shirt. Emmett has an arm around Ren's arm while Ren has a paw on his face, looking off to the side and smiling nervously. There is a little orange heart coming from Ren while Emmett is glowing. The background is red.|“I think it's gonna last guys!!”by @_iznj
File:Friends by larkine.png|Emmett with Randyby larkine
File:Skanet time again babyyy.png|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet holding Randy Weed.|by Jace
File:Until we yeet again….jpg|The Precog Trioby @snorgyfanatic
File:Igneus Delacruz, villain arc.jpg|The Starlightsverseby Ash
File:Weed.net.jpg|alt=A drawing of ex-Sunbeams Randy and Emmett. Randy is holding the sides of Emmett's TV face in both of their hands and smiling. Emmett is holding on to Randy's arms, and his face is displaying an open-mouthed smiley face.|“haha stinky”by Ash
File:The Only Trio Ever.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet, Randy Weed, and Nagomi Nava. Emmett is a robot with a CRT monitor for a head, Randy is a tiefling with green hair, and Nagomi is a woman with long black hair and a multi-eyed entity covering the left side of her face. The trio is wearing matching Sunbeams jackets while leaning on each other and chatting.|The Only Trio Everby @rubiqunda
File:Nagomi nava remains to carry the torch.png|XII The Hanged Manby Ash
File:Mwah!.jpg|Mwah!by @_pysics
File:Skynyat.jpg|catboysby Ash
File:We’re just bros bro.jpg|Emmett & Randyby @_pysics
File:Combo Attack!.jpg|alt=A digital illustration of Randy Weed & Emmett Internet. Randy is on the left is a, with a burn scar across his face. Water trails out of one eye. He has horns, and is holding a blaseball bat. To his right is a Emmett. Emmett has a massive monitor for a head, on which are displayed a finger pointing at the viewer, a thumbs down, and a frowny face with sunglasses. Below those on the screen are the words \"GET FUCKED\". He has wires for arms and is holding a bat and a ball. Both have large tentacles sprouting from their backs.|“Whaddya say we hit it with a combo attack, Em?”by @sn0wglass
File:Love these gay people, good for them.png|by Jace
File:Meow Meow Emmy.png|alt=A digital drawing of Emmett Internet with hugely over-exaggerated large pleading eyes, wearing a Sunbeams jersey.|by @rubiqunda
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