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Trollpasta-to-English Translation Guide

Below is a short list of oft-used Trollpasta phrases roughly translated into plain English.__NOTOC__
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#1
; Trollpasta: SO VERREH SKERREH
; English: Hello.
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#2
; Trollpasta: THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
; English: How's it going?
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#3
; Trollpasta: I POOED MAH PANTZ
; English: I'm fine, thanks for asking.
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#4
; Trollpasta: I WAS AN INTERN AT
; English: Hey, want to hear a funny joke?
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#5
; Trollpasta: I WACHT A LOTS EPISUDE OF SPUNGBOOB BUT IT HAD LOST OF BLOD AN IT WAS SCRY
; English: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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#6
; Trollpasta: AND THEN I DIEDEDED
; English: To get to the other side!
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#7
; Trollpasta: ZOGMONG
; English: That's very funny.
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#8
; Trollpasta: AND THEN A HYPER-RAELITSIC SKELETON POPPED OUT
; English: Well, I'd better get going.
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#9
; Trollpasta: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
; English: Thanks for coming.
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#10
; Trollpasta: #ARJDYC##23AE%TXH7DGHN(SE54#RDTFU;FGHUCTX9C{%#ARCKC9K#
; English: Goodbye.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Lists
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Trollpasta (good ending)

I know you're not going to believe what I'm about to say, so I won't say it. Good night, everybody!
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What? You're still here? It's just a little trollpasta I wrote. What do you mean "what are trollpastas?" You know what trollpastas are. Alright fine, trollpastas are parodies of creepypastas published on the Intern-what do you mean "what are creepypastas?" Everybody knows what creepypastas are. Jen, I swear I'm not crazy. Please don't cry, Jen. I love you, Jen. Jen? Jennifer?
Jennifer was gone. At that moment, John realized the truth that had been in plain sight the whole time: Jennifer never existed. She was a figment of his crumbling mind. "Then that means-" John had been dead for 900 years. No, 90 years. 9? Wait a minute...
As it turned out, John was not dead after all and Jennifer was a real lesbian.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Trollpasta Kaisen Part 1: Yuji eats a homeless guy finger

Let's get going with this first book! I wonder how Yuji-san and Gojo-san will be? Arigato!
We begin our story in... lets say 2020. That was 5 years ago, so it's close enough. Ah, here's our main character Yuji. I wonder what he's doing... OH MY GOSH IS THAT A LOW TAPER FADE (yeah imma incorporate memes into this)!? Oh hey, it's his school. I really hope his friends don't find a special finger... 
Oh look, Megumi's searching for it. "Bro, where is it...?" Oh dear, Megumi can't find it. JUST USE YOUR FURRY SPAWNER THINGY ITS NOT THAT HARD- anyway, he can't find it. "Gojo, it's not here." Megumi seems to be using his phone to call Gojo. "Bro just use your furry spawner or whater you girl." Damn, you tell him Gojo. "I'm not a girl..." YES YOU ARE MEGUMI. 
*sigh* lets switch this over so I'm NOT taking. Bye for now. 
"Bro when 50% of people saw you in the intro for the first time they thought you were a girl." Gojo respond. "THAT'S JUST CUS I WANTED TO LOOK BADASS!!!" Megumi yells into the mic. Hi again. Lets switch this up to Yuji.
"Ahh... what a wonderful day... I can't wait to see what's so cool about that finger I found..." Yuji says to himself. His friends go up to him. "Hi Yuji!" Says (no-no word). "Hi (no-no word)!" Yuji says. "Hi Yuji. Give me burger." Says Caseoh Jr (the other guy is fat, right?). "oh hell naw-" Yuji stupidly says. Ok, imma do a timeskip until nighttime. That way the story is better.
At night, (no-no word) and Caseoh Jr go upstairs to inspect the finger. Yuji starts walking home (why not?). Megumi uses his girl sense to find where the finger is, and he runs into the school to get it. While Yuji is walking home, Niagaranobs comes FLYING IN!!! He screams: "YUJI GO SAVE YOUR DAMN FRIENDS CUS ILL GIVE U FREE ROBUX!!!" Yuji, needing robux for Shimp Game 2, says: "YES SIR. I'VE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE SO I CAN DO IT!!!" "Why the hell are you yapping about squid game 2?" Niagara asks. "Because the creator Pikafur told me to." Yuji responds. "Oh hell naw Pikafur you better explain yourself." Nah I'm NOT doing that. Onto Megumi and his furry spawner.
"Please tell me the finger hasn't been used yet.." Megumi says. There's a clapping noise. It's fast, and it sounds- "Oh no." Megumi says, scared. "IT'S HOMELESS MAN SUCKONA!!!" Megumi screams. The others have already been sucked to death. Suddenly, Yuji bursts in. "WHERES THE GUY ILL GET HIM!" Yuji yells. "Right the-" Megumi starts to say, but Yuji had already activated his power. "Vital Technique: (Freaky Form) Diddle!" P Diddy appears, and BODIES Suckona. 
Suckona explodes, and Megumi stands there in shock. "Wanna become a Trollpasta master?" Megumi asks. "Sure." Yuji responds. "Oh look suckona's finge-" Yuji eats it before Megumi can finish. "Yummy." Yuji says. "Oh, that's where you got your powers from... ok..." Megumi says. "Let's go see Gojo about this..." "Yay, field trip!" Yuji says.
That's end of Part 1. Next part, Yuji and Megumi go visit Gojo!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Loads of Characters
Trollpasta Survival Guide

Have you ever lost your soul to some random man-child's Sonic OC or gotten beaten to death by the skeleton that pops out? If you're reading this, then that answer is no unless you became another popping skeleton or some shit. Anyways, this is the survival information that no one else teaches because they already got killed before being able to spread the word. Within this day and age, a single look at the news will show hundreds of incidents involving edgy teenagers, mentally challenged starfish, and more incomprehensible fuckery waiting to destroy the universe. Read all of this and you will end up as that kid who's mom is a Karen calling for all video games to be banned. That sucks, but it is way better than infinite torture at the hands of Shrek, so keep reading. 
# Plot armor is MANDATORY. If you are not a main character, then you are already dead. You can get some by taking it from the corpses of previous main characters that didn't star in their sequel. 
# Having an IQ above room temperature can really help. Progressing the plot is not your duty. If you see anything, you are still allowed to leave.
# Do not write down every thought you have until AFTER you enter safety. The vast majority of monsters will not wait as you take your sweet ass time typing about the monster being behind you.
# Buy your entertainment media legally. Make sure that it is also a new copy. Massive technology corporations actively avoid killing their customers because corpses cannot buy microtransactions. Modified secondhand games and bootlegs are far more susceptible to getting haunted or hacked. 
# The more graphic and violent the normal game is, the less likely it is to kill you. Cuter games like Kirby and Sonic are preferred by demons and the undead. 
# You cannot kill EVIL PATRIXXX. Don't even bother. You are not special and the laws of the universe will not bend to your will.
# If your game is haunted, unplug the fucking computer. Don't be like the rest of the dumbasses and continue playing it. Many spirits will disable the quit and x button. If the game is still on somehow, time to get a new PC. 
# Do not bully children, they will kill you brutally as soon as they get a single sharp object. Go for people too weak to fight back against you, like police officers and elite swat teams. 
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lists
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Trollpasta Wiki Lost Pasta

THIS IS A TRUE STORY SO IF YOU THINK ITS NOT STOP THE CAP
One day I was casually browsing Trollpasta Wiki and went to recent changes. There was a pasta that was just titled, "." Because my brain is piece of elephant feces, I decided to click on it. Big mistake.
The entire wiki color changed from blue to blood red, and the name changed to "YOU'RE NEXT." My computer EXPLODED, and my face was covered in smoke. Just then, Jeff The Killer jumped in through my window. He pulled out a knife, and I screamed. I started running the fastest my legs could carry me. 
I went to find a shotgun in my garage. All I found was a box. I poked it, and a skeleton popped out. I called the police, but they just asked what I wanted to buy from Toys R Us. I told my dad, but he said, "It was closed down. Remember stupid?" "THEN WHO WAS PHONE!!!!!????!?!?/1/!!1!!!!!!!1///????" I screamed. My dad morphed into EVIL PATRIXX, and I ran. 
My mom was in bed with her head bashed in, so I turned back around. Just then, LEGO Mario tore into my walls and found me, and a giant Bob Ross emerged from the ground and pointed his paintbrush at me. He started firing paint at me, and it glued me to the ground. LEGO Mario was floating towards me with hyper-realistic blood coming out of his eyes and mouth, and I smacked him into the evil Bob Ross's face, killing them both and freeing me. I cheered, but some pennies randomly appeared in my hands. A guy in an ugly mask yelled, "I SMELL PENNIES!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and charged. I threw the pennies, and he left me alone.
I left my house, but the house morphed into a giant Squidward. He grabbed me and put me in his giant clarinet. He blew, and it sent me flying straight into the sun.
THE END
Note: It was later revealed that the page, "." was something connected to Satan, hence why I got killed like that.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Memes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Im died
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Inside Jokes
Trollpasta Wiki of DEEEEEEAAAATH

Once upon a time, I was on the Trollpasta Wiki. I was doin' my usual stuff... you know... writing intentionally bad creepypastas. I was browsing all the pastas to see if I could get a good laugh. I laughed at a couple, they were full of cliches. But then I came across an odd one named "Why?" I dunno, what is the question? Anyways I clicked it, and my computer froze. "Aw god..." I said aloud. Well at least I THOUGHT it froze. after 3 seconds of freezeness, The realistic Patrick face (Or if you prefer, PATRIIIIXXXXX) popped onto the screen, along with a loud, distorted Kefka laugh that made my buttcheeks clench. I don't know how, but my computer shut down after that... I was scared beyond belief... I know what happens when somebody keeps playing a haunted game out of curiosity, even when the 4th wall is screaming in pain. They either (A) Die, or (B) Get scarred for life, so I just stopped playing EVERYTHING on my computer. After 2 days, though, I decided to get back on out of curiosity. (Hey! Don't judge!) When I went back on, my Desktop Background was changed to the hyper-realistic Patrick. This scared me a little, and I decided to get a drink to calm me down. When I did that, however, the Patrick was STARING AT ME. STARING AT ME. I'm not talking about the illusion of a flat portrait always staring at you, I mean IT WAS ACTUALLY STARING AT ME. At that point, I just ran. I ran. And ran. If you're wandering how I am typing this, I am at a friends' house. I am typing now because I don't think I have much longer... So, If you see a pasta called "Why?" NEVER CLICK IT. He'll get you.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Shortpasta
Trollpasta quiz

this is a quiz about trollpasta and turtles... no shit don't fuck up and you won't be killed
<poll> 
1. patrixxx breaks in ur home, what do you do?
die
get high
fight
all of the above
</poll>
<poll> 
2. a skeleton pops out what do you do?
rape it
die
rick roll him
all of the above
</poll>
<poll> 
3. your screen is showing hyper-realistic disturbing images what do you do?
smash it
it's just a glitch
close out and watch porn
die
</poll>
<poll> 
4. a doll appears on your desk and it's covered in bloodz what do you do?
wash it off and continue what you were doing
burn it
die
all of the above
</poll>
<poll> 
5. your food is evil what do you do?
eat it
throw it out
die
put it in the fridge
</poll>
<poll> 
6. U R GUVN A FR33 GAEM U WAND TUH PLEA FUR FR33 what do you do?
take it
burn it
die
all of the above
</poll>
<poll> 
7. jeff the killer comes to your home what do you do?
kill him
die
watch porn
rickroll him
</poll>
<poll> 
8. a game comes in your mailbox and the label is gone and the name is written in sharpie what do you do?
play it
destroy it
die
all of the above
</poll>
<poll> 
9. ummmmmmmmmm
uhhhhhhh
errrrrrr
uhhhhhhhhh
waffle?
</poll> 
<poll> 
10. a wierd episode of a show comes on what do you do?
watch it
break your tv
die
all of the above
</poll>
answers: a, b, a, a, c, d, b, d, d, d.
YOU FAIL
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Trollpasta wiki.exe

What follows is an audio transcript of my friend's journal before he mysteriously suicided for unknown reasons.....
==Chapter 1==
One day I was bored so I decided to visit the trollpasta wiki. You ever heard of it? It's this place where people submit bad creepypastas or port them over from CPW, if they're extra shitty. Anyways, I decided to look at some bad trollpastas for a laugh when I noticed something was wrong with the wiki CSS... it was red instead of sky blue. I shook it off as a glitch and continued anyways.
So I saw some pretty bad pastas and laughed at them. But then I saw a link to one called "Trollpasta Wiki .exe." I clicked it out of curiosity and found to my surprise that the monitor started bleeding. I was literally shaking this could not be happening the screen wouldn't start bleeding oh fuck. It wasn't a graphic either, it was actual blood coming OUT OF MY COMPUTER MONITOR!!! (I tasted it to be extra sure, definitely blood.)
Suddenly I heard a voice coming from my pc: "NICHOLAAAAAAASS" Holy shit the!EVIL PATRIXXX was talking to me from my pc and he said my real name! His lips were moving too and they were hyper realistic. "YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AT MY HAND!" "Not if I have anything to say about it!" I replied. Fortunately, I was very skilled at martial arts (I'm almost an orange belt!) and was able to duke it out one on one. But I think he cursed my pc or something, because whenever he punched me, I could feel it in real life! "ETHAAAAN!" the EVIL PATRIXXX said, a bloody mess on the floor. "Yeah and also my name's Nicholas?" I said because my backspace key is broken and my brother won't teach me how to use keyboard shortcuts. But I guess he didn't get to answer, because just like that, he died. Plain and simple.
I breathed a sigh of relief and sat down. But suddenly, I heard a rumbling noise. All of a sudden my roof began to bleed before exploding, revealing a hyper-realistic helicopter with EVIL PATRIXXX inside! "YOU FOOL!" EVIL PATRIXXX sadi. (ignore that typo) "EVIL PATRIXXX CANNOT DIE! IT'S RULE NUMBER 9 ON THE WIKI!" He then grabbed out a machine gun and shot me to death.
I'm writing this now as a ghost to warn you that if you see an article called Trollpasta wiki.exe, DON'T CLICK IT! If you do, EVIL PATRIXXX will chase you down and murder you to death. Oh man I'm shaking I'm literally convulsing right now
==Chapter 2==
there is no chapter 2 sorry :(
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:File Extensions
Trongle Troll

Worst Managing Day Ever
One day I was out in Smashing Mashers and then the Trongle Troll crawled out of the attic because I was alone and just managing the shop before it is locked up for the night. He said that I have been serving cow meaty and I would receive the punyshe? What the hell is a punyshe? Why is he vegan? What the hell is he doing in my basement? I asked all these questions internally but then he said he also had a good eight hour sleep and speared me with special evil broccoli which made me die and I write this from the afterlife. Don't trust the wrinkly green troll dude from Hell or he will show you the vegan Trongle of Sprongle is your new god now. And one more thing: WHAT THE DAMN IS A TRONGLE OF SPRONGLE OR A TRONGLE TROLL OR TRONGLE HELL, WHERE AM I NOW, TRONGLE HELL? WHAT IS GOING ON?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Im died
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Shortpasta
Trongle of Sprongle

From title onwards, I apply information on the death of my life, a death such as mine is only took by true unlucks.
I was at the king of burgers, not Burger King, but at the barbecue cooking in my back yard, making burgers. That was until the burger made its life come back and reincarnated as a bloody cow triangle that should be known for the true name of trongle.
The trongle, after his ungodly reformation, took pity on the other cow beings and stoobed me into the burning hells. My mind was sprongled as I saw red mist from my body and the hellfire evaporating my bloodness. I was a sprongled body. I was a large circle ring shape of a hell that only the reformed trongle could birth into existence.
So now I am
A vegan that ate a cow in the timeless past. The trongle sentenced me as a bloodless demon, a melting, mist-blinded skeleton that popped out in trongle hell. Satan then offend me with his knife and fork, eating my melted chicken leg like legs like chicken legs that melted off a chicken with chicken legs in a chicken farm. I was the only one here. Did my subconscious want to destroy the trongle and kill his life? Did he burger to defeat me?
All this stuff ran through my head as my boned started to fizzle and die, I died again and went to hell, I was then tortured in normal hell as a skeleton of crispy calcium stuff that hurt the trongles feelings. It then came to me. The trongle is God!
The End you sToOB.
Why are you still reading?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Shortpasta
Trotro's Killing Spree

Hello My Name Is LeoNydos I love Trotro It was my childhood when i was 5 but i stopped watching the show wanna know why because i saw an episode so i was watching Netflix when all of a sudden i saw an episode it was called Trotro's Killing Spree I was shocked but i watched it so it started off with Trotro talking to his teddy then he all of a sudden jumped up and went outside but here's when it gets scary Trotro Sees a bird and slams it against a tree and stomped on it and blood splatter all over Trotro and then he goes into his house and his mother said Trotro why is Threre Ketchup all over your cloths and Trotro didn't say anything he pulled out a knife killed mother by cutting her stomach then trotro said goodbye in a creepy way and then the episode ended with the same happy credits i was scared that i called my brother but he didn't answer so i never watched Trotro ever agian The End
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
TrueLavenderTownStory

Before slendy was around when he was a shild he played pokemon ALOT and he loved it until he found lavandertown it just gave him chills and scared him and he found it depressing so when he grew up in to slendy he thought i will take down this depressing town because it haunted him becuase he saw a pokemong die there so when he was older (slendy) he got his old gameboy and took the cord and jamed it in to his face pulling him into the game... so he thought the only way to end this terrible place is to kill everyone that enters even pokemon so when ever someone gotthere they where being stalked in game so when he got close enogh he attacked ripping them to peices all but the trainer leaveing him there in horror and he tore them apart limb by limb... so after years after see that the trainer went to there grave and said he was sorry and that he should of never brung them there... later that night slenderman emerged from the game and killed the boy who was that trainer so he had no witnesses and continued on stalking kids and killing them.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Vidya games
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
True Jerma Dream

I finally had a true Jerma Dream. I'll skip some of the less interesting details but me and this random kid who showed up were standing by this empty one-way road watching Jerma driving back and forth on it like a psycho and I had to pull the kid out of the way a few times. The kid said to stop pulling him around and I said "I'm trying to make sure this FUCKED streamer doesn't hit you!"
Then suddenly we were at my house, and Jerma was in my driveway still in his car while me and the kid were standing on the passenger side of it. Out of nowhere Jerma said something I couldn't hear and started to back out, and right before our eyes, before he even fully left the driveway, he's suddenly driving back up with like 10+ people in his car all wearing green clothes and partying.
He pulled up fully and told us to open the passenger door and the kid opened it and every single person just got out of the car and walked away and one of them called the kid a cheeto-faced nerd or something. I went over to the driver side and Jerma put the window down and said "So uh we went to GameStop, and... they told me I can't drive with this many people, like if I got caught driving with this many people I would go STRAIGHT to jail. Well guess who didn't get caught HEH HEH HEH"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Dreams
Category:Shortpasta
True Love Copypasta

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me. Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Animulz
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:Wall of Text