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Snake Overbaugh

was a player in the lineup for the Yellowstone Magic, and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Records==
Overbaugh was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Yellowstone Magic after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 election, Overbaugh’s batting stat increased as a result of the Muscle Warmers amplification, resulting in a batting stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Yellowstone Magic Short Circuits Players
Sneaker Pete

Charleston Shoe Thieves mascot "Sneaker Pete" was originally a common, non-footwear-based criminal who sought shelter from the authorities at Choux Stadium. Quickly being apprehended by the team's legendarily wily players, Pete turned the tables by invoking the ancient right of parlay, giving him the opening he needed to negotiate a deal with the Shoe Thieves star pitcher Cornelius Games. He offered to serve as a mascot for the team, asking only that the team invoke the Ancient Splorts Law which placed mascots' actions as solely under their teams' jurisdiction, thus permanently shielding him from justice. Impressed, Cornelius called a team meeting to vote on it, and to Pete's surprise he got the job on the condition that he never, under any circumstance remove an oversized novelty sneaker from his head.
From that day on, Sneaker Pete has terrorized the greater Charleston area with impunity. Though his crimes continue to generally have little to do with shoes, he has taken up the practice of adding a single sneaker to each new haul, as a sign of appreciation toward his benefactors.
== Trivia ==
* Contrary to popular belief his name does not appear to actually Sneaker Pete. While his true name remains unknown, legal documents suggest that he was previously known under the alias of "Lefty Lawrence".
* He keeps his head sneaker in place using rubber cement.
Sneaker Pete.png|Depiction of 90s-era Sneaker Pete by 
Category:Charleston Shoe Thieves
Category:Mascots
Snow

Snow, originally named Snowy, is a weather condition that debuted in Gamma 3 as a result of Circuit 00. During Snow games, there is a chance of a random number of snowflakes "modifying the field" to a varying extent, resulting in one or more players being given the modification for the remainder of the game, preventing them from playing in a way similar to or .
Separately, players may also have snow fall on them, slightly changing all of their attributes in either direction.
==Glossary Definition==
Since the beginning of Gamma 3, the Blaseball Glossary has included a definition for Snow, reading:
1. Weather.2. Crystalized that accumulates on the Field modifying and potentially Freezing 
==Game Log Text==
*[Number] Snowflakes slightly modified the field!
*[Number] Snowflakes modified the field!
*[Number] Snowflakes greatly modified the field!
*[Player] was !
*Snow fell on [Player]!
Category:Weather
Society Data Witches

The Society Data Witches were a blaseball team that participated in the inaugural Coffee Cup between and . They were sponsored by the Society for Internet Blaseball Research.
==Official League Records==
The Data Witches were one of four teams in the Coffee Cup that did not consist of existing ILB players.
In the first round, they swept Cream & Sugar United in a 3-0 series, and in the second, they won a hard-fought 3-2 series against Atlético Latte. In the semifinals, they were swept by FWXBC in a 0-3 series.
Following the Coffee Cup, the Data Witches did not see active play again. The players of the team became for the remainder of Beta Blaseball.
In , fans of the Data Witches made a lighthearted plan, Operation Data Crimes, where they encouraged other fans to Flute to the Data Witches and sponsor Gifts for other teams. The goal was to cause the Data Witches to appear as a top gifter for as many teams as possible. Although it initially seemed that it would work, the operation ultimately backfired and caused several teams to receive fewer gifts than expected. In the elections for that season, teams that were affected by this glitch received a as compensation.
The Data Witches did not migrate to post-Beta Blaseball, meaning the team is now defunct.
== Roster ==
Category:Teams
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Society Data Witches
Society for Internet Blaseball Research

The Society for Internet Blaseball Research (SIBR) is a group that prophesies and delivers unto fans dark arts broadly referred to as Forbidden Knowledge. Members of this group are known collectively as Diviners and their divinations are collectively known as SIBRmetrics. No one knows exactly when, how, or why SIBR began, but it was first sighted divining prophecies regarding the nature of Internet League Blaseball during Season 2. 
== Controversy==
As with all things surrounding Forbidden Knowledge, controversy surrounds the practices of SIBR. Purported discoveries in the area of Player Attributes are only spoken between fans in a hushed whisper so as not to agitate Umpires or The Commissioner (who is doing a great job). Meanwhile their search for other measures of divination about league-wide performance draw negative comparisons to a cursed sport likened to an off-brand Blaseball simulation.
== Methods ==
The SIBR employs a variety of mathematical and statistical methods of analysis to reveal hidden information about the reality of Blaseball. One of their foremost tools is a room/entity known as "The Number Cruncher", a space that exists within the liminality between physical reality and the notional realm of quantity and complex mathematical operations. Its unique position straddling both these realms allows the Number Cruncher's thousands of large teeth to physically interact with the conceptual existence of numbers, masticating them into a pulpy mass of usable raw data which is then regurgitated into the SIBR offices.
Category:Forbidden Knowledge
Socks Maybe

was a player in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters, and was with the team from the until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Maybe joined the ILB as a hitter for the Chicago Firefighters after the incineration of Thomas Kirby via the blessing.
During the Coffee Cup, Maybe played for Heavy FC as a pitcher.
During the , Maybe's stats were rerolled and they gained the and modifications as a result of the Firefighters' will.
During the , Maybe's stats were rerolled and they gained the modification for a second time as well as the modification as a result of the Firefighters' will.
On , Day 23, Maybe retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Rush Valenzuela at The Fire Safety Awareness Center via the .
==Fan Works==
=== Fanfiction ===
For more fanfiction, see the Socks Maybe tag on AO3.
* nyaslighting by waltztangocache - Socks Maybe shows Declan Suzanne a secret.
=== Fanart ===
File:137SocksMaybe.png|Mini-Blaseballerby @HetreaSky
File:IMG-0284 (1).jpg|Socks Maybe
File:Im baby.jpg|alt=A drawing of an interpretation of Socks Maybe as a child dressed as a sock monkey wearing a firefighter jacket.|Maybe by @fairchart
File:Blaseball art by @ waalkr 05.png|Sock's Buttons by @_waalkr
File:Art by @ waalkr 32.png|Costume by @_waalkr
File:Art by waalkr 02.png|Socks Maybe by @_waalkr
File:Art by waalkr 04.png|Little comforts by @_waalkr
File:Art by @ waalkr 08.jpg|Fresh out of the egg! Socks by @_waalkr
File:Art by @ waalkr 27.png|Hanging out with cat friends! by @_waalkr
File:Art by @ waalkr 19.jpg|Socks favorites and least favorites by @_waalkr
File:Art by @ waalkr 16.png|Socks makes friends with Nagomi!by @_waalkr
File:Art by @ waalkr 13.png|Socks and young York!by @_waalkr
File:Art by @ waalkr 18.jpg|Rosa catches a break by @_waalkr
File:Lucky Socks.png|“Allow yourself to feel it”by @_waalkr
File:Metaphorical Shoes.......Socks.......Maybe?.png|Maybe receiving Metaphorical Shoesby @_waalkr
File:Queen of Pentacles 🃏 Socks Maybe.png|alt=Socks Maybe depicted in red and blue as the queen of pentacles.|Queen of Pentaclesby @birbteef
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Heavy FC
Socks Maybe/IF-19.872

== History ==
Socks Maybe is a human of an unknown age, with short white hair that they claim is “genetic” and “stop asking me if it’s from stress before I [THREAT REDACTED].” Previously to playing Blaseball, Maybe was a hitman for hire, among other, variably illegal services they would do for money. It is unknown whether they’ve kept this job after their involvement in Blaseball. 
Outside of the rare interview, Maybe communicates exclusively in code, Matoran, buttons similar to those that cats use for communication, and dead drops that only fail fifty percent of the time (a datapoint that can be noted by anyone within ARG spheres to be “impressive” and “quite honestly, kind of suspicious.”) According to teammate Baby “Ruthless” Triumphant, Maybe doesn’t have an apartment and “freeloads in whoever’s house they can,” refusing to stay in the Fire House unless they’re “being inconvenient about it.”
Maybe always lands on their feet. They are exactly 4’8”. Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their number is 872.
=== Relationship to Thomas Kirby ===
Maybe, when asked if they knew the person they replaced in the Season 9 Elections, said yes. Thomas Kirby, noted as the “only cishet in Blaseball” by most of his former teammates, allegedly taught Maybe all they know about sniper rifles. While this was the only information Maybe themself gave, research collected shows that Maybe and Kirby met on the regular before Kirby’s incineration, and that one such meeting was going to happen after the Elections. This is possibly why Maybe was waiting in the vents of the Election Hall (that they, as seen on video, fell directly out of when called upon to join Blaseball.)
After Kirby died, Maybe was seen at the Crabitat, giving a handful of his ashes to Yurts Trunbo. This is theorized to mean that Maybe has a memorial pearl for Kirby; however, it has never been seen, and they have never admitted to it.
“I did know him. The day you get any information out of me about it is the day I get incinerated, though. You guys are nosy. We were friends. You can find the paper trails from there, can’t you?” — Maybe, when asked about Kirby, translated from T9.
Socks Maybe/IF-27.733

"I heard that Socks Maybe is just a regular cat!"
"Wow, we're so lucky to have a cat on our team!"
==Appearance==
Maybe is, in all respects, a regular orange cat. When not practicing blaseball, she's often spotted skulking around Chicago, sporting her iconic cat suits, and terrorizing vermin. When asked about how she keeps her look so fresh, Maybe responded with a calm meow before wandering off (Maybe was not pressed for comment, as it is best not to overwork a cat with these things). 
==Human Strength==
Empirically, Maybe possesses strength greater than that of most cats. While some have called this strength comparable to that of a human, the general consensus in the Fire House is that Maybe's strength is equal to that of a tiger, or another similarly large feline. The exact source of her strength is is currently unknown, though it is theorized that her diet of grass and other houseplants contributes to some degree.
Socks Maybe/IF-29.618

===Appearance===
There exist a number of theories pertaining to the existence of Socks Maybe. The most common understanding of Socks Maybe is a normal, if extremely grumpy-looking, housecat that is white with black spots. The exact number of black spots on Socks is unknown, as occasionally they are not a black-and-white cat at all, but a ginger tabby, calico, or Russian blue. 
Occasionally, they are seen wearing a collar with Kirby on it. Sometimes, they wear Baby Triumphant’s socks, but only the ones made of natural, non-animal fibers. Very rarely, they wear a denim jacket.  
===History===
It is generally agreed that Thomas Kirby, former member of the Firefighters, ran into a burning building to save a cat. Upon Kirby’s incineration, this cat was turned over to the care of the Firefighters, as Kirby had willed his position on the team to his cat. What the cat was named prior to Kirby’s incineration remains unclear. 
Multiple Firefighters admit to confusion regarding the origin of Maybe’s name. Some suggest that Maybe’s collar had a tag that could be read as ‘SOCKS,’ if one tilted their head and squinted. Others suggest that Declan Suzanne, having retrieved the cat from Kirby’s home, asked for name suggestions. According to this story, Rivers Rosa suggested “Sox, maybe,” which some believe to be a joke but others vehemently deny on account of Rivers having ‘less than no sense of humor.’ When Declan took the cat to the veterinarian, he could not recall exactly what Rivers had said, but nevertheless the cat’s name got recorded as “Socks, maybe?” 
It has also been suggested that Socks Maybe got its name on account of already being named Socks, but the Firefighters could not keep track of the original Socks Maybe, and so continually scoop the nearest cat off the street, put a firefighter’s helmet on it, and tell it to play blaseball. The Firefighters’ inability to keep track of whether or not any individual cat is Socks has led to them calling all cats “Socks, Maybe.” 
===Team Relationships===
Socks Maybe has a tenuous relationship with most of the Firefighters. Regardless of whether Socks Maybe is one cat or many, they hold a bitter hatred for everyone except Baby Triumphant, Goobie Ballson, and Joshua Butt. They perhaps hate Declan Suzanne, Wesley Poole, and Rivers Rosa most of all.
Solar Distortion (Band)

Solar Distortion is a band composed of 6 demons that are contractually obligated to play before every home game of the Hellmouth Sunbeams, in an attempt to appease The Sun. They play songs with heavy solar theming exclusively. Their genre could be described as a mix of the heaviest death metal on planet earth and 90's commercial jingles. Even though he was forcibly removed from the band, JEFF sometimes does guest vocals, much to the chagrin of the band and everyone in attendance. Through the efforts of their manager Ray, Solar Distortion has tried to branch off into playing other venues, but through a combination of Ray's inability to communicate with living beings and the band's abrasive and unique sound they have largely been ignored everywhere else except for the Hellmouth Stadium.
== Lineup ==
* Amon (Drums)
* Mantus (Rhythm Guitar)
* Nergal (Lead Guitar)
* Kevin (Bass)
* Behemoth (Vocals)
* Balaam (Keyboard)
=== Past Members ===
* JEFF (Whatever Instrument He Felt Like At The Time)
== Controversy ==
Solar Distortion has often run into trouble with the Sunbeam's management for making messes during their performances due to their use of props in the form of fake blood and fake blood cannons during performances. As per the contract that binds them to perform before every home game, the games cannot start until the band is finished playing. It has been an issue, then, that some Solar Distortion songs last up to six hours.
Category:Bands
Solar Eclipse

A Solar Eclipse is an astrological phenomenon in which the Sun is obscured from view by the intercession of the Moon or other object. It is one of the potential weather variants under which a blaseball game may occur. During a game with Solar Eclipse weather, incinerations may occur.
When The Book was opened and The Discipline Era began, a solar eclipse began, lasting for the entirety of and significantly reducing visibility during games.
== Incineration Occurrences ==
The following tables list all incinerations in current documentation. See also: Incineration and :Category:Incinerated Players.
Category:Weather
Solar Eclipse (Blue)

Solar Eclipse (Blue) is mostly similar to Solar Eclipses, where Rogue Umpires can Incinerate a random player on teams playing under this weather. It differs however in that the Rogue Umpires may also decide to rule in a players favour which will boost their stats instead.
It appears that only players on teams with the Modification Rogue can gain the boosted attributes effect, wheras only players on teams without it can be Incinerated in this weather.
==Game Log Text==
*A Rogue Umpire incinerates [Player]!
*A Rogue Umpire rules in [Player]s favor!
Solar Eclipse (Gold)

is a weather condition introduced in Season 2.
During games played in Solar Eclipse (Gold) weather, a Bard Umpire may decide to Curse a Player, which will grant them the Modification Can't Lose. This Curse can be dodged by Players. They may also decide to rule in a Players favour which will boost that Players Attributes.
It appears that only Players on Teams with the Scattered Modification can be chosen for a boost to their Attributes. Likewise only Players on Teams without that Modification can be chosen to be targeted for a Curse.
==Game Log Text==
*A Bard Umpire curses [Player]! They Can't Lose!
*[Player] dodges the Bard Umpire's curse!
*A Bard Umpire rules in [Player]'s favor!
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Category:Weather
Solar Eclipse (Red)

is a weather condition introduced in Season 2.
During games played in Solar Eclipse (Red) weather, there is a chance for Mage Umpires to either rule in the favour of players, boosting their attributes, or call the Alternates of players. The former effect was first seen on Season 2, Day 3, when a Mage Umpire ruled in Vaquita Magno's favor; the latter was first seen on Season 2, Day 4, when a Mage Umpire called Haruta Byrd's Alternate. 
The Attribute boost appears to only apply to Players on Teams with the Entangled Modification, who likewhise appear to not be able to be chosen to have an Alternate called.
==Game Log Text==
*A Mage Umpire rules in [Player]'s favor!
*A Mage Umpire calls [Player]'s Alternate!
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Category:Weather
Solar Eclipse (Silver)

Solar Eclipse (Silver) is a Weather condition introduced in Season 2. 
During games played under Solar Eclipse (Silver), there is a chance for Knight Umpires to rule in favor of players, boosting their attributes. Knight Umpires can also swear at a player, which causes the player to become Shadowed and gain the Knighted modification, while a Shadows player is called forward to take their place. If there are no Shadows players then no Shadows player is called forward.
The former effect was first seen on Season 2, Day 18, when a Knight Umpire ruled in Agan Espinoza's favor; the latter was first seen on Season 2, Day 12, when a Knight Umpire swore at Letitia Diop, who then embarked on a Side Quest. Arugula Hadji clocked in.
Players can also parry a Knight Umpire's swear. This was first seen on Season 2, Day 6, when a Knight Umpire attempted to swear at Winnie Hess.
It appears that the Knight Umpires ruling in favour of players only occurs to players who are on Teams that have the Force Modification, who also appear to be unable to be targeted by the Knight Umpires swearing at them.
=Game Log Text=
*A Knight swears [Player]! They embark on a Side Quest!
*A Knight Umpire rules in [Player]'s favor!
*[Player] parries a Knight Umpire's swear!
Solar Panels

Solar Panels are a Ballpark Modification that prevents the runs from the first play that would activate Sun 2, and instead converts them to Runs for the team's next game.
==Effect==
Solar Panels is a Renovation that prevents the first play that would trigger Sun 2, keeps those runs, and converts them to runs for the team's next game. The number of runs saved is equal to the number of runs scored in that play, so if a player scores 4 runs, those would turn into 4 runs in the team's next game. This effect only triggers once, and the next time the score would cross 10, the Sun 2 activates normally. The runs apply to the team's next game regardless if they play in the same ballpark for their next game. 
==History==
Solar Panels first appeared in the as an available ballpark renovation.
===Ballpark Additions===
Solar Panels were unlocked:
*In the by the Flowers, the Sunbeams and the Magic
*In the by the Millennials
Category:Ballpark Modifications
Soledad Lauer

was a player in the lineup for the Yellowstone Magic, and competed in Gamma 1. Lauer formerly played for the Canada Moist Talkers.
==Official League Records==
Lauer was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Canada Moist Talkers after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 1.
On Season 1, Day 13, Lauer was exchanged to the Yellowstone Magic due to Feedback. Lauer was replaced by Julius Kingfisher.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Lauer’s defense stat increased as a result of the More Eyes amplification, resulting in a defense stat increase.
At an unknown point, Lauer was removed from the Magic’s roster with no replacement, for reasons unknown.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Yellowstone Magic Short Circuits Players
Category: Gamma 1
Son Jensen/IF-25.597

==Appearance==
Son Jin-su (Hangul: 손진수, Hanja: 孫珍洙), also known as Son Jensen, is a Korean-American human. one of those faces that could be anywhere from in twenties to in forties, an ambiguity helped by temporal displacement. Regardless of how old to be, one of the more mature people on team.
 plus sized. ties, and often dresses formally.
==History, Part One==
Son Jensen is a lawyer of time and space law, which into because of its competitive and complex nature. to play for the Tacos while thinking signing up as their legal representative, but is not upset about playing blaseball because it is one of interests, albeit secondary to interest in time and space law. still the Tacos’ lawyer, although Al Pastor does not pay . No one on the Tacos has confirmed whether the bar or not, as they all assume someone else has checked.
Son is draconic in the courtroom and an intimidating opponent, but is very kind to clients, making sure their needs are met. Time and space law has been a particularly hot-button issue in Los Angeli ever since the Grand Unslam, making Son’s skills in high demand. Because of this, it took a long time for Son to be called into active play, since every time there was a good opportunity, in the middle of a trial, and Al Pastor refused to file the paperwork to get out early. In Season 22, Son had an opening in schedule when "Goobie Ballson v Goobie Ballson" was unceremoniously cancelled, and brought into active play shortly afterwards.
Son Jensen/IF-55.598

==History, Part One==
Son Jensen is a dragon who is displaced in time, with three snapshots of present during the current time frame. between the three versions seemingly at random, in addition to already being somewhat of a shapeshifter. The snapshot that we can only assume is “current” is a relatively young fledgeling dragon; to differentiate between the three, the other two sometimes go by Egg Jensen and Old Jensen. Notably, these names are not differentiable when fully Scattered.
Old Jensen comes from a bad future or bad point in the future, something at least as bad as the Black Hole (Black Hole). with the assistance of knowledge of the infinite in an attempt to warn others, but as a result got stuck in a time paradox with the other two versions of , with the time displacement rendering it difficult to effectively warn anyone. There is confusion about how the time travel works, as Old Jensen was not adapted whilst on the Tacos but became adapted in Hellmouth as normal, possibly supporting the conclusion that this is not Old Jensen’s original timeline or that some form of retroactivity is occurring.
Jensen has law experience, specifically with time and space law, although it takes a secondary place to interest in blaseball, which an expert on the rules of. a stickler for the strike zone. very protective of his team and, once you get to know , is very much a cinnamon roll.
==Appearance==
Jensen is a shapeshifter as well as being visibly temporally displaced. As well as a dragon-shaped dragon form, also be a humanoid dragon, with scales and/or human skin and horns vaguely reminiscent of a tiefling.
Egg Jensen is an egg with feet poking out of two small holes in the bottom. This is often inconvenient in various ways.
No version of Jensen can fly, with “regular” Son Jensen’s wings being not fully grown in yet and Old Jensen’s wings being tattered beyond use. However, presumably fly at some point between these two snapshots, and just cannot in the present.
Jensen is very soft and squishy, and gives amazing hugs. ties, and often dresses formally.