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The Holder of Everything

In any city, in any country, go to any hardware store or tool shop you can get yourself to. Once there, go to any employee, sigh in awe, and say "Will you look at all that stuff?"
The employee will proceed to list everything that is for sale. Listen to what he says and do not interrupt, or every tool and instrument noted - every hammer, every wrench, every set of pliers - will play a part in your drawn-out death.
At the end of his listing, ask to see someone who calls himself "The Holder of Everything". Take the key the employee will give you. The employee will ignore you, going back to whatever business was taking up his attention.
Use the key to go into the bathroom. It will be very small and cramped, giving enough space for only the moldy and stinking toilet and one person. Close the door behind you, lock the door and sit. You will see upon the door various graffiti and writings ranging from the lewdest to the most derogatory. Use a pen that you have brought along and write on the door "How will everything react to their coming?"
For the sake of all that is pure, do not write anything else or do anything else, for the putrid water of the toilet will begin to spill, slowly filling the room until you have drowned in the mixture of water and human waste. You will not be able to open the door at that point.
If you have done the simple task of writing the question, the answer will slowly write itself on the door. The writings will detail the anguish of loss and the death of hope that will follow the eventuality of their coming. All you should hear is the scratching of an invisible pen writing its unholy message on the door. Should you hear anything else, you must immediately close your eyes and bang on the door, screaming. The sounds should cease. Should you not do this, or should the sound continue, failure will entail an eternity of red carnage and gore.
When the writing stops, you will be free to leave. Open the door and walk out of the hardware store. Look at the key.
The key is Object 50 of 538. It will feel frigid every time you touch it. Should it ever warm, your time is at hand.
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The Holder of Friendships

In Canterlot, in Equestria, go into the castle. Sitting on the throne will be an Alicorn, approach while holding at large a boring book you brought with you, and ask to see "the Holder of Friendships". The princess Alicorn will then ask if you're a friend of Twilight. Do not answer her, instead ask "Can you take me to her?" If she summons her sister, run away and don't stop till you're out of Equestria. You must also sleep only during day, for if you don't the nightmares will be disturbing far beyond what you can imagine. If she agrees, consider yourself lucky. The Alicorn will now get up and trot outside. Follow her out of the castle.
As you two walk out of Canterlot, the Alicorn will check to see if you're following her. She will stop when you reach a fork in the road, pointing left before flying back to her castle. Do not enter the forest, for while it is relatively safe during the day, there are all sorts of horrible creatures and mythical beasts roaming through it at night. Walk down this path past an orchard. Don't stop to read the name of the farm or venture into the orchard no mater how thristy or hungry you've become, or you will spend the rest of eternity harvesting apples while being raped by a large red stallion. You will know you are close when you see another town with a sparkly purple castle.
If you reach the castle without being enslaved and violated you will meet a purple Alicorn sitting on one of 6 thrones. If the other thrones are occupied, briefly say hello to each of the ponies creatures, then only talk to Twilight the purple one. She will ask you if she can see the book you're holding. Do not give it to her directly, or she will make you her study panterner forever. Instead, throw it at the small purple dragon that has just entered the room. The dragon will try to pick it up before draging it to the castle's library. Now ask her "Can I befriend them?" She will reply by crying like a little bitch and "hand" you her crown or medallion. You will wake up wherever the fuck you were before you were in Canterlot, how the fuck did you even get to Canterlot in the first damn place?! On your head will be the crown or you will be wearing the medallion.
The crown or medallion is object 1 of 6 of 12/13 of 538 or 2538. The crown or medallion will give you the abilty to cast spells, so praise Celestia!
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The Holder of Fun-Facts

In any videogame store in South-Eastern America, go to a cashier and ask to see the one who calls herself "The Holder of Fun-Facts". Should a look of quiet annoyance cross their face, you are in the right place. Should it not, then you'll probably be killed like in all the other holders crap.
The cashier will take you to the PS3 section. There, you will see a swizzle-stick with hair perusing the survival horror games. Ask her one question and one question alone: "Tell me a story about giant pigs" (yeah, it sounds weird, but it's like code or some shit). Be forewarned, if you should ask her about anything else, then you'll get to hear all sorts of "Fun-facts" about that particular subject until the end of time.
She will launch into this long, drawn out story that changes every time. If you try to walk away at any point in her monologue, then monsters the likes of which only H. P. Lovecraft could conceive will eat you.
When she finishes her tale, you are free to leave if you like (and I wouldn't blame you if you did). However, if you are a ballsy son of a bitch, you may ask her one more question: "How do I get the Oghma Infinium?".
She will hand you a book that looks a lot like the creepy devil book from "Evil Dead". You now have all the "fun-facts" ever. Use them wisley.
This book is object number 3u295y3498 out of higher-than-I-can-count. Don't let 'em come together. Or do. I don't care.
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Category:Satire
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Rituwel
Category:Vidya games
Category:Shortpasta
The Holder of Jimmies

In any city, in any country, go to any malt shop or drugstore you can get yourself to. When you reach the counter, ask Doc to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Jimmies". Should a look of child-like fear come over Doc's face, you will then be taken to the building's storage room. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking echo the storeroom. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.
Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "Gee, buddy, I just wish to talk, relax." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at a motel, just keep moving, sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped successfully.
If the voice in the storeroom comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the back all you will see is a door. Pass through the door, and you will find yourself in a real swell diner with a greaser in the corner, speaking an unknown language. The greaser will only respond to one question. "What happens when they are rustled?"
The greaser will then enumerate, in excruciating detail, every horrific event in history: every stolen egg cream, every school dance where a nerdy kid had no date, every single rustled jimmy. No travesty in the history of the universe will escape your ears. When he finishes, silence will fall – you must immediately cradle him in your arms and whisper in his ear; "shh, no tears, only dreams now." If you do not, the horrors that will befall you are such that not even Hell itself could imagine them.
Your jimmies are object 198 of 538. See that they remain unrustled.
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Category:Satire
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
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The Holder of Memes

In any city, in any country, go to any internet cafe you can get yourself into, ask the man behind the counter for the one who calls himself "The Holder of Memes", if the man screams "DO NOT WANT", you better GTFO that place.
Otherwise, he should ignore you and begin to type something. After awhile of typing, he should say, "Hes in the back" and give you a key with some words on it or something. When you reach the back of the cafe, there will be what appears to be OVER NINE THOUSAND doors all around you, but one door will stand out, for it is glowing.
Approach that door, and should put the key in the keyhole, and open it(do you really need directions on how to open a door?). There will be no light, ecxept for a glow that is radiating off of a small array of computer screens in the distance. Walk towards them. As you approach the screens, should you hear someone shouting "desu" in the background, you should immediately yell "STFU NOOB". Once you reach the screens, there will be a dude in a chair with his back to you, the screens turn an leery color of blue, and the man turns around. Your first reaction might be "HOLY SHIT ITS MOOT", but dont verbalize it, beacuse if you utter this Holder's name, Longcat comes out of the darkness and eats you.
He will only respond to one question, and that is "why did you make it", he will respond with "for the lulz, why else?". Then he will hand you a flash drive, with the entire interwebz on it. After this, his true form will be revealed, and you better run before he bans your ass.
The iterwebz is object 9001 of 538, how the fuck does that work?
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Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:English Class Failure
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Category:Shortpasta
The Holder of Nonsense

For the next step in your quest, make a post on any internet forum with the subject “I WISH TO SPEAK TO THE HOLDER OF NONSENSE, PRETTY PLEASE.” If you are posting in the right place, your computer will shut down once you click the “post” button and not boot up for an hour. When it does, instead of the normal logos of the maker of your computer, there will be an undecipherable symbol that flickers for a moment, then disappears.
When your computer finishes starting up, everything will appear normal, but when you open your web browser, all of your bookmarks will be gone, and no matter what you type into the address bar, it will take you to a website that appears to be an internet forum, but all of the posts are filled with garbage. Some are utterly incomprehensible, some almost make sense, and some have images that will drive you into madness. You must browse this forum, without food or drink, rest or relaxation, for two days straight. Glancing away for even an instant will make you see the monsters that have appeared in your room, and they will set upon you with such ferocity that the instant you have before you die will feel like an eternity of pain. Do not worry that you will run out of posts, there will be millions of pages.
Once the two days have passed a “make new post” icon will appear where there was nothing. You must click it. In the subject line put the first five words that came into your head after you clicked on the button. In the post body simply put “Where is the pattern?” Immediately afterwards, a reply will be posted into your post. It will tell you the true reason behind every part of the internet. The purpose behind every stupid meme, every funny video, every cute animal picture, and every whimsical website will be burned into your brain. Your computer will then shut down and it will be safe to look away, Go do what you will, eat, drink, sleep if you can, but three days afterwards, a package will be delivered to your door. Inside will be a small portable VHS.
This VHS is object ghjfycdstgjhfdyghgm of 2538. It has all the nonsense in the world in it, if you know how to find it.
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Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
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Category:Old Shit
The Holder of Printers

Go to TheHolders.org and attempt to print out the front page. Once you do this, your test has begun.
Your printer will act like any other printer, slow, clunky, and constantly breaking. You must PERFECTLY print out the front page. The printer will constantly run out of ink and run out of toner. If any of these happens, quickly go to the store and buy some. Do not say anything to anyone, because you do not exist in your world anymore, but you exist in his world. The printer will also jam frequently. Do not dare to put in less than 20 sheets at a time. If an error saying ERROR 538: CANNOT PRINT comes up, proceed to angrily smash your printer and scream "I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL MURDER THIS PRINTER!!!" If the error remains, then pray for a quick death, because the Holder will now print your face ad infinitum.
If you manage to print out the front page, than take that page. Take the printer and drop it out of the nearest window outside of the room. When you come back, you will see you have a new printer. This printer will never jam, never run out of ink, toner, or sheets.
However, you must feed it your blood every day or it will explode in your face the next time you use it.
This is Object #1234567890 of 2538. Are you willing to feed your printer blood every day for perfection?
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The Holder of Rilcht

Everyday, between 7 PM and 8 PM, in the city of Monterrey from Hospital (Metro station) and Sendero (Metro station) a vortex will open, and from it, a human shape comes out.
This human is seemingly normal, just a bit taller than most of the people around him. He usually is seen in a square pattern T-shirt, jeans and steel-toe black boots.
He carries a black bag on his shoulder and in his hand a book, covered in chains.
If you approach him and ask him how to growl he will then describe some of mankind's cruelest happenings mostly depicting the catholic inquisition.
Should you stand this torture all the way long (they say it is an undefined time while the Metro seems to be on a loop and won't arrive any station) he'll ask you a question.
If you get it right, he will release book's chains and give it to you, its stench is the one of blood, but when opened, the enlightening words inside will give you uncanny strength, endurance and the perception for the paranormal energies.
If you get it wrong, however... well, let's just say the book stinks a bit more with the time...
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The Holder of SHOOP DA WHOOP

In any city or country, get yourself to any game convention center. Look for the strange furry in the green suit, approach him with your mouth gaping open and scream "WHERE CAN I FIND THE HOLDER OF SHOOPZ?" Should he begin to look angry and open his mouth, he will release a SHOOP of such great intensity that it will destroy the universe and Teh Mudkipz.
But if he then firmly grabs your cock, you will be teleported to an episode of Dragon Ball Z. It will be the one with Cell, about to Shoop Goku. You MUST then close your eyes, focus all of your power to your mouth, and then scream "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!" If your power level is OVER 9000, Vegeta will crush his scouter, screaming "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!" resulting in totalfail, which in turn will make Cell fire the Royal Rainbow, causing him to implode also from the totalfail.
Goku will then fly down naked in Super Saiyan Form 4, with a huge erect penis. You must then begin laughing arrogantly, and tell him to suck your kiss. Angry, he will then hold out a calculator, with the 1/0 typed in, but hasn't hit enter yet. He will begin to cry, threatening to hit the enter key. You must scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" and FALCON KICK him. He will fall into a massive hole formed behind him and be lost forever.
Everything will go white, and you will feel the ultimate sensation of win flow over you. Revel in this pure win, and praise the Lords of Win, or be cast into the anus of Goatse, forever being mindfucked with fail and the horrors of Meatspin until your death. The Lords of Lulz will then descend and begin to play Stairway To Heaven. Listen to the entire song, and during the solo, scream "SHOOP DA POOP" and soil yourself. Then become erect and force the Lords of Lulz into giving you BJ's, and they will pleasure you.
You MUST recite Bohemian Rhapsody while doing this and you will be teleported back to the Gaming Convention Center, with a medallion.
This Medallion is Object 9000 of 538. Will you be able to SHOOP, when the time comes?
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The Holder of The Very Best

Go to any pokemon center in any region you can get yourself into,
go up to the counter and tell the nurse "I want to be the very best."
If she looks like she's about to snicker RUN your ego won't be able to handle her ridicule and you'll die on the spot just run don't stop sleep where your body drops,
you'll know in the morning if you got away.
If a look of seriousness comes over her face you're fine, she'll lead you down a hallway in the back you will hear the sounds of many pokemon they speak in a launguage you human scum cannot understand.
Should the sounds stop for any reason RUN same rules apply as above or you could shout "PIKACHUUUUUUUUUU"!
If the sounds return after you shout this then it worked if not again just like stated above run,
she will lead you to a room in the complete back of the center she will then shove you in.
On the otherside of the room in a straightjacket clutching a pokeball tightly....will be Ash Ketchum,
he will only respond to one statement "I want to be the very best"
He will then go into extreme detail of how "I wanted to be the very best like you once" and how he traveled across the land and searched far and wide trying to understand each and every pokemon in existence.
He tell you of how he went insane trying to accomplish this task, you will most likely be driven insane of bordem right there in that room. Some go missing not to long after the encounter....but most do the worst thing, looking at the pokeball he is clutching in his hand if you do this he will climb to his feet
Open the door
Get on the floor
And walk the dinosaur.
That pokeball contains 1 of 719 pokemon, they must never come together.
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The Holder of the Entity

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself into. When you reach the front desk, ask, with no hesitation to visit the one who calls himself The Holder of The Entity'.
Should the worker's face turn pale and his eyes widen, he will lead you to a door, enter, and he will close the door behind you. In front of you, there should be a long corridor, the walls built of dirty, corroded stone, much like the one's found in old castle dungeon's. Now, start walking, if you are to hear anything other than your own footsteps, just ignore it, but do NOT turn around, because there WILL be something behind you, as long as you face forward and just keep walking, the 'thing' that followed you will leave your presence.
Once you reach a point were there is literally no light at all, stop. Despite there being no light, a door will be at your right-handside, clearly visible. There will also be a door on the left, do not enter that door, for that is the room that holds the entity, instead, go through the door on the right.
This room will have light, but it will be a very dim beam emitting from a lamp hanging from the ceiling. In the corner of the room, there will be a naked man, crouching with his back turned to you. As long as you keep your distance, he will cause no harm, if you are to touch him, he will turn around and kill you quicker than a blink of an eye. You can ask him anything you want, but he will only reply to one question;
"Will you calm the entity?".
The man will raise his head and stand up. Then, he will walk up to the door, still with his back turned to you and enter through the other door. A huge, luminous beam of purple light with blast through the door, then silence.
When you go through the door, you will arrive at the back of the establishment. In front of you is a small, purple, transparent stone. This is object 537 of 538, NEVER bring these objects together.
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The Holder of the Fish

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house in you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit something that calls itself the “Holder of the Fish”. The worker will drool slightly before soiling herself. If you laugh, or show any form of amusement when this occurs, you will spend eternity soiling yourself in Hell, while eunuchs berate you with harsh insults and “yo mama!” jokes.
Should you remain stony faced, the worker will transform into a DEMON. Immediately twirl around 538 times whilst pledging your allegiance to the Fish Lord.
Twirl around even one time less or more, then you will suffer a fate worse than five-hundred and thirty-eight flame filled, agonizing deaths. You will lose your ability to do basic mathematics!
One you have twirled for 538 times, the worker will transform back into their human form, and lead you down a path that wasn't there before, the path seemingly appearing in a 538th dimension, a path seemingly into your own sub-conscious!
Whilst reading this path, you will come across your deepest fears played out in front of you, walls will turn into spiders, clouds will rain snakes, men will hit on you.
Eventually you will come across a portal, not a door. The portal is unlike anything you have ever seen before, It cannot be distinguished whether it be solid, liquid, gas, or plasma.
If you enter this portal, you will certainly receive a vital object. However, if you do not enter, you will also receive another object.
By now the worker has gone, left in his place a familiar smell, the smell of fear and asparagus.
You enter, a sense of dread fills you, your balls tighten in an invisible vice-like grip, you feel wetness in your left ear, your right ear appears to be no longer attached to your head, darkness envelopes you.
Bright light suddenly blinds your vision, you can make out a figure.
The figure approaches you.
It is a man, with an annoying air of smug confidence surrounding him.
You begin to tremble in fear, you recognize him.
The object is a giant dildo, a hastily drawn smiley face drawn on the head.
It’s Ashton Kutcher, you’ve just been Punk'd bitch.
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