Literally every golflang ever/Esopage

This is literally every golflang ever but looks more like a normal esolang page.
The original description was a little bit vague, so I used my best guess.
The language is stack-based.
There are three datatypes: numbers, strings, and lambdas.
The stack contains a single item - the input at beginning.
== Commands ==
=== Hello Worlds and 99 bottles of beer ===
There are 8 commands devoted to printing out variations of "Hello World".
 Hello worlds
Command	Hello World printed
h 	prints Hello world
H 	prints Hello World
h, 	prints Hello, world
H, 	prints Hello, World
h! 	prints Hello world!
H! 	prints Hello World!
h,! 	prints Hello, world!
H,! 	prints Hello, World!
b prints the lyrics to 99 bottles of beer, last lyric being "0 bottles of beer on the wall, 0 bottles of beer!"
B prints the lyrics to 99 bottles of beer, last lyric being "0 bottles of beer on the wall, 0 bottles of beer!\nGo to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall!"
=== Stack Manipulation ===
These are the commands that manipulate the stack in some way.
 Stack manipulation commands
Command 	What it does
f 	push the [POP]th fibbonacci number
l 	push the [POP]th lucas number
! 	push [POP] factorial
p 	push the [POP]th prime number
P 	If the string [POP] is a palindrome, push 1. else, push 0.
D 	push the number [POP]'s digital root
% 	swap
+ 	increment top of stack
- 	decrement top of stack
"[string]" 	push string to stack. Escape codes:\\ → \, \" → "
'[character]	a quick way to push a single character. 'x is equivalent to "x".
0 	pushes 0
1 	pushes 1
2 	pushes 2
3 	pushes 3
4 	pushes 4
5 	pushes 5
6 	pushes 6
7 	pushes 7
8 	pushes 8
9 	pushes 9
q 	pushes 10
w 	pushes 11
e 	pushes 12
t 	pushes 13
y 	pushes 14
u 	pushes 15
o 	pushes 16
a 	pushes 17
s 	pushes 18
g 	pushes 19
j 	pushes 20
k 	pushes 21
n 	pushes 22
Q 	pushes 23
W 	pushes 24
E 	pushes 25
R 	pushes 26
T 	pushes 27
U 	pushes 28
O 	pushes 29
A 	pushes 30
G 	pushes 31
J 	pushes 32
L 	pushes 33
V 	pushes 34
N 	pushes 35
M 	pushes 36
< 	Pop two values, the program, then the text input. Then interpret as brainfuck code with the given input.EOF=0.
> 	Interprets deadfish with the initial accumulator set to [POP]
^ 	Evaluate top of stack as code.
i 	push a string containing the the first [POP] digits of pi.
r 	push the ROT13 encrypted version of [POP]
$ 	convert top of stack to leetspeak
& 	pop top two values, then push their bitwise and
 	pop top two values, then push their bitwise or
~ 	pop top value, then push it's bitwise NOT. Strings are treated as UTF-8 and numbers are two's complement.
, 	pop and discard top of stack
* 	pop top two values x and y, then push x/y. x is popped first.
= 	Pop two values x and y.push a random number between 1 and x if x is equal to y, otherwise push a string containing the contents of y.
. 	print and discard top of stack
=== Lambda handling ===
There are some commands that handle lambdas (anonymous functions).
 Lambda handling commands.
Commands	What it does
` 	pops top two lambdas x and y, then push the result of y(x).x is popped first.
I 	pushes the lambda λx. x
K 	pushes the lambda λxy. x
S 	pushes the lambda λxyz. xz(yz)
M 	pushes the lambda λx. xx
X 	pushes the lambda λf. F(λx. f(xx))
Y 	pushes the lambda λf. (λx. f(xx))(λx. f(xx))
y 	pushes the lambda (λxy. y(xxy))(λxy. y(xxy))
X 	pushes the lambda λf. F(λx. f(xx))
Z 	pushes the lambda λf. F(λx. f(λv. xxv))
x 	pushes the lambda F(λxy. y(xxy))
z 	pushes the lambda F(λxyz. y(xxy)z)
In the above table, F=λx. x x
=== Control Flow ===
 Control flow commands
Command	What it does
# 	loop to start of program
/ 	halts execution
(space)	nop
\ 	halts with a segfault
_ 	performs a command at random
[ 	Jumps to the matching ] if the top of stack is zero
] 	Jumps to the matching [ if the top of stack isn't zero
{ 	Jumps to the matching } if the top of stack isn't zero
} 	Jumps to the matching { if the top of stack is zero
( 	Jumps to the matching ) if the top of stack is zero
: 	Jumps to the matching ; if the top of stack isn't zero
) 	Label for (
; 	Label for :
=== Other commands ===
 Other commands
Command	What it does
d 	runs the disan count program
? 	runs the truth machine program
F 	Run the FizzBuzz program
F! 	Run the FizzBuzz program but every Fizz and Buzz is prepended with an exclamation mark
c 	Pop two values x and y, then count from x to y in unary.x is popped first.
C 	Pop two values x and y, then count from x to y in decimal.x is popped first.
@ 	print the letter @
s 	print the letter s
=== Special commands ===
m pops 5 values w,h,x,y,s,then prints a cropped ASCII art Mandelbrot set zoomed s times at the point (x,y). You can only see a rectangle crop from it that starts from (x-(w/2),y-(h/2)) and has a width of (w,h). The ASCII grdient used is " .:-=+*#%@"
v runs the executable C:\Riot Games\VALORANT\live\VALORANT.exe if it can find it. This was created as a joke.
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