Crab Brian

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Brian Anderson, also known as Crab Brian, is a season ticket holder and a semi-regular attendee of Crabs home games. He is a Baltimore resident, and works at the Bank of America around the corner from the Crabitat.
==Crab Brian Facts==
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<option>Crab Brian is just some guy.</option>
<option>Crab Brian never carcinized, because it’s too inconvenient to be molting all the time.</option>
<option>Crab Brian doesn’t even like blaseball. He won season tickets in a work raffle. The tickets were supposed to be for only one season, but the ticket checkers keep letting him in.</option>
<option>Crab Brian doesn’t go to blooddrain games, because it’s a pain to get the blood out of his clothes.</option>
<option>Crab Brian got a job offer at the PNC across the street from the Bank of America, but decided to stick with Bank of America because he likes his health care plan.</option>
<option>Crab Brian missed Luis Acevedo’s incineration because he got really into a level of Candy Crush he couldn’t beat.</option>
<option>Crab Brian only goes to games on Fridays, because he’s not going to go to a blaseball game on a work night.</option>
<option>Crab Brian is kind of indifferent to the pantheocide thing, but if it makes the Crabs happy, then fine.</option>
<option>Crab Brian is allergic to shellfish. He has to take Benedryl to go into the Crabitat, and it always makes him fall asleep by the sixth inning.</option>
<option>Crab Brian went to a game in The Oven once, but only because he was on a business trip to Philadelphia.</option>
<option>Crab Brian has been on the Crabitat Kiss Cam, but he was the only one on screen. He tried to be funny and do the thing where you wrap your arms around yourself and it looks like you’re kissing someone else, but he got embarrassed and stopped immediately.</option>
<option>Crab Brian drives an old beige Camri, but he keeps it in good condition.</option>
<option>Crab Brian just wears his work clothes to Crabs games. Nothing fancy.</option>
<option>Crab Brian thinks the Crabitat gift shop is too overpriced. The only Crabs merch he owns is a hat he got on Free Hat Day.</option>
<option>Crab Brian listens to 100.7 The Bay because 98 Rock is too crass for his liking.</option>
<option>Crab Brian doesn’t even like being called Crab Brian. His work friends just call him that because he won season tickets in a raffle.</option>
<option>Crab Brian doesn’t know what Ascension was, and at this point is too afraid to ask.</option>
<option>Crab Brian thinks Francisco Preston is some sort of mascot the Crabs only bring out to play for special occasions.</option>
<option>Since Crab Brian won his tickets in a raffle, his seat is in a different section of the Crabitat each game. He actually prefers it this way.</option>
<option>Sometimes on Casual Fridays, Crab Brian gets a little silly and wears a tropical shirt.</option>
<option>Crab Brian missed the Crabs winning their 3rd championship because his seasonal allergies were bugging him to much to go out to the game.</option>
<option>Crab Brian loves it when it gets warm outside and he can break out his summer khakis.</option>
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