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Gru Fights Poverty

Gru is actually a huge advocate for fighting poverty. However being a mad scientist his methods have are often very unconventional. He started with the drug addicted homeless first since he felt bad for them the most and drug addiction was the main cause for homelessness in his city. His solution was to get them addicted to a special type of heroin he invented in his lab that in theory would make them not only happy, but also cure them of their addiction and give them infinite energy to progress toward a better future. Hundreds were collected off the streets and stuck by Gru personally over the course of half a year. The heroin work at first with each of the expected results occurring in those he needled. HOWEVER, the heroin slowly mutated their bodies into that of the mindless things that we see in the films. Feeling great shame for what he did and not having the heart to put them down he adopted them as lab assistants and dubbed them his "minions." In his efforts and through to contain and care for them and through his shame of the monsters he created he has lost many years. Years that he could have used to start a family, to fund local poverty groups, and more importantly to help the world. I believe the comment the Reddit poster is making is a straightforward commentary as to how through Gru's attempt to help the homeless all he has made is minions. Poor innocent souls who's lives were first swept away by the system and then by his attempts to "help." And not Grus, geniuses with the ability to contribute to the world for the better.
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Guardian Glitch

One time my bro and I were playing Halo 2 online and some guy on our team kept doing the guardian glitch to kill him. It's a long story if you don't know about the guardian glitch, but basically, it allowed you to team kill without having to worry about being booted from the game. It didn't detect from your team's score, but it could get extremely annoying.
Anyways, this guy on our team keeps betraying my brother over and over and over again and my brother can't boot him because he's doing the guardian glitch. Well, my brother gets REALLY FUCKING PISSED, gets up, and walks out of the room.
Ok I think, at least he kept his cool and is going to walk it off.
CRASH
I run out of the boiling room to see what the huge noise was, and to my surprise I see our motherfucking refrigerator LAYING FACE-DOWN ON THE GROUND and the floor is covered in every kind of food and liquid imaginable. I can do nothing but stare in amazement. When I look up at my brother, he is facing away from me standing over the oven.
It was then that I realized he had the burner on and was holding his hand against it! I yelled at him asking him what the hell he was doing and he didn't respond, just kept standing there. I got closer and I started to smell burning flesh.
I reached for the stove to turn the burner off and he swung his arm, back-handing me right in the fucking face. I asked him what the fuck was wrong with him but he just continued to stand there's burning his hand. I shoved him away from the stove and turned it off, and the next thing I knew he was coming at me with a goddamn kitchen knife!
I grabbed his wrist mid-swing and sweeper his feet out from underneath him with my leg. I twisted his wrist and pried the knife loose, brining bits of dead flesh with it. I looked down at my brother and saw what looked like to be saliva coming out of his mouth.
Later, this would all make sense, but in the heat of the moment I thought I was being attacked by a fucking zombie which had taken over my brother and I reacted accordingly. He was threatening my life! I don't regret anything that I did.
After we got my brother to the hospital, things began to calm down. A few hours later, my brother was acting normal again and we found out the real reason for his psychotic behavior -- rabies.
So I guess that this really wasn't an overreaction at all, given the fact he had rabies. But at the time, I really thought he was getting way to mad about being betrayed in Halo. Fucking guardian glitch man
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Guess with Jess - The End

heard about Guess with Jess? its a show made in 2009, its main character is a Black and white cat named Jess who learns kids in episodes like in "How to make a boat?"
One day i was in a DVD Store, looking for some DVD Videos for Kids, i came accros a Guess with Jess DVD, I loved the show so i took it. Cashier told me that the DVD is free! I took it home, my brother named Adam was really happy that he turn the DVD Player and put the DVD in. As DVD was starting to show menu i decided to see the episodes on the back of DVD, there was only 1 episode
"The End"
I was scared and did not know about the episode until reading the all of information below the blank image with name of the episode
"The episode and the DVD was made after the show was cancelled, the DVD is not release for public"
Below the Information there was original logo of Film Cass, after reading the logo on TV Showed up then it goes to the menu
The options "Episodes" was gone, so i pressed "Play"
The episode started with the intro it was normal except Jess hads black and bloody eyes.The title showed up "The End". Jess appeard and his world was shaking, he said "My world is getting destroyed, better get to the cancel-portal" he jumped in. All of his friends were here, the place they were was just darkness, Jess the said "Im so sorry... Andrew" Jess just said my name... All of them jumped down deeper, camera panned there, what we saw was creepy. All of his friends lying and were dead, Jess got adused by serial killer... the credits came up but the screen was black, the font was Times New Roman and instead of guess with Jess Lavender town theme was playing.
I took the disc out but didnt destroyed it, i put it in basement so nobody could see it execpt for me and my brother.
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Guest is not a GUEST

well... Guest.. I never know what they planing.... antil it was too late.
Lets start from the begining my name is ###### lets call me MisFlower. Okay so i was playing adopt me as usaly.
I was a baby, A guest asked me if he can adopt me becuse i didnt realy care who adopt me I accept.. Everything was lookin as usal.. That what i was THINKING the guest took me around to the park showers me do all the normal stuffs.
antil he came to the mansion and walk around it. He stopped at the back of the mansion.
He said: Ty for letting me adopt you!
And i said: can you talk? lol I didnt know guest can talk :P
He replayed: Well we cant... BUT know I can.
I replatyed: How you can talk now?
After i said it i notice what he saying is not appreing at chat... I fought its okay... BUT I WAS WRONG!
comment below if you want me to contine :P THIS SUPER SCARTY STORY!! Remeber
-=-GUEST IS NOT A GUEST-=-
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Gum

Holly began to chew two pieces of gum, Its flavor decreasing with each bite. It started off very minty strong, over time it began to taste weaker until it was just a flavorless wad.
At first, Holly spit out the gum into a newspaper, but then changed her mind and grabbed the gum again.
These were her last two pieces of gum, and she had to make it last. After several seconds of chewing, it stopped being bland and began to grow bitter.
She continued to chew, flavor was not the only reason she chewed gum, she also found the motion relaxing.
Eventually, though, the taste became revolting, becoming worse with each chew. She eventually spit it back out into a paper napkin.
When she looked at the napkin, she screamed. Instead of gum, she spat out the chewed remains of a large spider she had killed with the same newspaper she stuck her gum to earlier.
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Gumball.avi

I love the show The Amazing World of Gumball.I don't think I ever missed an episode.Well it was 1:00 AM and i was bored. I went to go check my DVR. But it said that there was an episode i never heard before Gumball.avi.It had no rates,no views.it must've premered an hour ago. But it wasn't Monday and it would've been 12:00 AM.So i watched it.But it skipped the beggining credits,the logo and the title.It was outside Gumball's house and slowly zoomed in on the window.Everyone was now an adult.Green patches were on the floor along with red patches.Then it speeded on in and the dad was vomiting everywhere and the mom was killed.It then zoomed back outside and made it look like night.Then it went on the same window.And the dad's skin was rotting.All of a sudden,a horrific,bloody face along with a bloodcurling,ear-spilliting scream.I covered my ears but it made its way in.Then the face faded away and when it did,the camera was in Gumball's room.Penny was on the floor,dead.And then it said Gumball and Darwin raped and killed her.Then it went into static for about a minute.Then it went back into Gumball's room.But for 30 seconds the quality was HORRIBLE.Then it looked like Gumball hung himself and Darwin was staring at a knife and a gun.Then he picked up the gun and commited suicide.Then the end credits rolled in and in the background was the shadow of Gumball swinging slowly on the rope.Then it showed the dead Darwin.The whole thing was so gorey I ran to the trash can in the kitchen and hurled for 1 minute.After that i went and deleted all the The Amazing World of Gumball shows on my DVR exceapt it wouldn't let me delete Gumball.avi.I went on the internet to look it up but nothing came up.I told my parents but they said it must've been a nightmare.I never slept or watched a cartoon again.My eyes are so black from not sleeping for soo long,all the way to my nose was black.Now these days I go on the computer paining pictures on paint,looking at cat pictures and looking at claw machine videos.I also play video games and play with my LPS.Soon i went to the docters and they said I had an unknown disease and was going to die.I think i should do what Darwin did or what Gumball did. PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT A TRUE STORY!
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Gumball - The Future

i was a fan of gumball, but that all changed one day. i was walking down the road and i found a dvd labeled gumball lost episode. i brought it home and decided to let my brother watch it. minutes later, my brother came to me frightened, saying the dvd is scary. i decided to watch it myself. i popped the dvd in my player and the episode started. skipping the intro, the title of the episode was the future and after the title card, it showed every character dead except gumball and penny, they have kids. then the episode cuts to a scene from the party, except it was silent. then it cut to suicidemouse.avi
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Gummy Bear Orphan

My nurse, the auburn bitch, on all hallows eve, told me this story...
I'll tell it to you now and see if it has a similar effect...
Let me tell you the story of the gummy bear orphan.
And maybe that will explain why I'm here in this hospital bed, brushing my teeth for the third time tonight, just in case I missed anything...
The hospital I lay in was once a small orphanage in the middle of town.
Many orphans came to live here but one was particularly strange.
She was the ninth to come to the orphanage during the month of October in the year 1989.
She seemed normal enough, but as the month ended, and Halloween night passed, the nurse saw a strange change in her...
She became obsessed with sugary treats, anything she could get her hands on... It seems her parents had never allowed her to eat any sweets, so now, after tasting all these lollipops and chocolates for the first time...
she took a turn for the worse.
The staff of the orphanage failed to keep her away from the sweets, the child was a skilled lock picker, and took down any padlocks put between her, and her precious sweets.
Her senses were also very acute, being able to smell from great distances the smallest specks of sugar on the other children. They tried to stop it, but this obsession with sugar continued...
2 years passed, and by the time Halloween came again, the little orphan had lost all her teeth.
She seemed to drool constantly... It dripped onto the floor and left it sticky and horrible to walk on.
The children called her GummyBear, as all that was left in her mouth was gewy red gums.
She'd taken up a bad habit of sucking on sugar-coated spoons and rarely spoke a word. It wasn't long until the bullying started.
Another year passed, and the staff woke up the day after Halloween, to find one of the orphans nearly-dead, his teeth out of his mouth smashed, cracked down to pointy stumps. The back door to the orphanage was found unlocked, and the GummyBear Orphan was nowhere to be found.
The other orphans said they heard the boy boasting that night, saying he didn't need to brush his teeth before bed, that he'd never lose his teeth like little Gummy Bear freak had, that she'd never have a smile like his...
He didn't have a cheery smile or a boastful voice anymore, just a mouth, which stung when he spoke... When he spoke, that rough, strained voice... vocals cords, scratched by teeth shards he'd had to try and swallow.
Seems the gummy bear orphan didn't like those who didn't brush their teeth, took their looks for granted, made fun of others who had nothing. Looks like she knocked him out in the night and smashed his teeth in with her sugar-coated spoon, then snuck away into the night, Maybe looking for other boys and girls who didn't clean their teeth before bed.
Anyway, good night, sleep tight
Hope you brushed your teeth...
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Gunga

It was late last night about 3:07am. I woke up from Startling noises from outside my window. When I looked out the winder I saw my doggy gunga and he was running towards the graveyard. At that point I opened the window and chased after it.
 
Once I got to the graveyard I lost sight of gunga. I was scared to death. Not only that I lost my gunga but I am now lost in the graveyard! After searching for a way out I finally found the entrance and when I went up to the gate I found out it was locked. At that point I screamed so loud that blood splurted out my mouth. Blood went everywhere and into the graves then that awoke the zombies.
 
Suddenly the sky turned red and started to rain blood, zombies started to burst from their coffins. I wet myself, my pants were soaked. And then at the corner of my eye I saw a shack.
Then without hesitation I sprinted towards the shack in search for a hiding spot. Once I got to the shack I spotted a poop load of guns. I grabbed an AK-47 with laser sights and target finder.
 
I quickly darted outside and then I suddenly froze, there were over 1,687 zombies outside the graveyard. I thought of committing suicide but I decided not to and shouted out, "this is for gunga!" At that point I planted a sentry gun and quickly put down a trophy system and with tons of claymores followed by bouncing Betty's. Then I planted my riot shield down and went to town on the zombies.
 
But there were too many-my bullets started to run out and I found out gunga threw a grenade at the shack and blew it up so I can't get anymore guns now. I yelled at gunga and told him to "lay down" then I grabbed a few machetes and bursted into the hoard of zombies. They destroyed my sentry gun and all I had left was my machete.
 
After tons of slashing and stabbing with it, the machete blade broke off then I accepted fate and I knew I was a goner. Then all of a sudden gunga came out with two machine guns attached to his back. He shot all the zombies down and saved me, he then put me on his back and dragged me into a cave.
 
At that point I just realized I never had a dog! Then gunga started to talk, he then said "gunga hungry" and started to chew on my neck. Blood gushed everywhere and for some reason I didn't die. Then gunga broke my neck and ripped it off. Then I woke up, but I wasn't in my house. I was in gungas dog house. I just froze, I couldn't move.
 
Then I spotted a shadow shaped like a gunga. Then gunga bursted out of the shadow and then yelped "time to die!" He tied me down then started to naw on my arm until it was bone. I screamed at the top of my lungs in hope that someone will save me. But all hope was lost and gunga then started to eat bean's and then farted on my face. The smell was so horrid and ratchet that I died instantly. The end
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Gunga volume 1

It was late last night about 3:07am. I woke up from Startling noises from outside my window. When I looked out the winder  I saw my doggy gunga and he was running towards the graveyard. At that point I opened the window and chased after it.
Once I got to the graveyard I lost sight of gunga.  I was scared to death. Not only that I lost my gunga but I am now lost in the graveyard! After searching for a way out I finally found the entrance and when I went up to the gate I found out it was locked. At that point I screamed so loud that blood splurted out my mouth.  Blood went everywhere and into the graves then that awoke the zombies.
Suddenly the sky turned red and started to rain blood, zombies started to burst from their coffins. I wet myself, my pants were soaked. And then at the corner of my eye I saw a shack.
Then without hesitation I sprinted towards the shack in search for a hiding spot. Once I got to the shack I spotted a poop load of guns. I grabbed an AK-47 with laser sights and target finder.
I quickly darted outside and then I suddenly froze, there were over 1,687 zombies outside the graveyard. I thought of committing suicide but I decided not to and shouted out, "this is for gunga!"  At that point I planted a sentry gun and quickly put down a trophy system and with tons of claymores followed by bouncing Betty's. Then I planted my riot shield down and went to town on the zombies.
But there were too many-my bullets started to run out and I found out gunga threw a grenade at the shack and blew it up so I can't get anymore guns now. I yelled at gunga and told him to "lay down" then I grabbed a few machetes and bursted into the hoard of zombies. They destroyed my sentry gun and all I had left was my machete.
After tons of slashing and stabbing with it, the machete blade broke off then I accepted fate and I knew I was a goner. Then all of a sudden gunga came out with two machine guns attached to his back. He shot all the zombies down and saved me, he then put me on his back and dragged me into a cave.
At that point I just realized I never had a dog! Then gunga started to talk, he then said "gunga hungry" and started to chew on my neck.  Blood gushed everywhere and for some reason I didn't die. Then gunga broke my neck and ripped it off. Then I woke up, but I wasn't in my house. I was in gungas dog house. I just froze, I couldn't move.
Then I spotted a shadow shaped like a gunga. Then gunga bursted out of the shadow and then yelped "time to die!" He tied me down then started to naw on my arm until it was bone. I screamed at the top of my lungs in hope that someone will save me. But all hope was lost and gunga then started to eat bean's and then farted on my face. The smell was so horrid and ratchet that I died instantly. The end.
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Gus Fring Is Ernie

One possible theory for why Gus Fring and Ernie are the same person is that they are both incarnations of a powerful and ancient being who has the ability to shape-shift and assume different identities throughout time. This being, who may be an alien or some other supernatural entity, has lived for millennia and has traveled across the universe, accumulating vast knowledge and powers along the way.
According to this theory, Gus Fring and Ernie are simply two of the many incarnations that this being has taken on in its long existence. In the modern world, the being has chosen to take on the identity of Gus Fring, a successful and respected business owner and methamphetamine distributor, in order to further its own goals and agendas. It has also taken on the identity of Ernie, a humble and unassuming clerk at a Cinnabon store, as a way to gather information and keep a low profile.
This theory could explain why both Gus Fring and Ernie possess such exceptional intelligence, cunning, and resourcefulness, as well as why they both seem to have an almost supernatural ability to evade detection and stay one step ahead of their enemies. It could also explain why both characters exhibit such a strong sense of loyalty and commitment to those they consider allies, as well as a ruthless and calculating streak when it comes to dealing with their enemies. Ultimately, this theory suggests that Gus Fring and Ernie are not just two ordinary men, but rather two incarnations of a powerful and mysterious being who has been around for millennia, and who will continue to shape the world in its own image for generations to come.
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