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The Partridge Family

The Pärtridge Fämily was one of the first Scandinavian heavy metal bands to break into the North American market. Although their music is utterly bereft of merit, they somehow rocketed to success during the early 1970s. This implausible popularily is commonly attributed to subliminal messages within their music, a keen fashion sense and a protracted bombing campaign by their paramilitary "fan club". Contrary to popular belief, The Pärtridge Fämily was not the result of genetic cross breeding between people and birds -- that's Flock of Seagulls.
==Beginning==
The group was founded in 1969 by Shirley Pärtridge and Reuben Kinkaid as part of their plan for world domination. Partridge had recently converted her children into cyborg musicians / killing machines, and was looking for an outlet for her megalomaniacle rage. Kinkaid, on the other hand, was interested in getting in touch with his masculine side after retiring from a successful career as a faerie-princess.
The pair pooled their financial resources and rented a warehouse somewhere in Ohio. They filled it with typewriters and monkeys, and began the songwriting process. After a month, the song "Come on and get happy" was ready. All of their songs were penned in this way.
==Albums==
*...The Pärtridge Fämily Album (1970)
*...Sucumb to My Will, Drones (1970)
*...Up To Date (1971)
*...Kill Your Parents and Worship the Pärtridge Fämily (1971)
*...Sound Magazine (1971)
*...We are Your Gods; Overturn the Government (1971)
*...Shopping Bag (1971)
*...Davy Jones Must Die (1972)
*...No Jesus can Save you from the Pärtridge Fämily (1972)
*...Notebook (1972)
*...Rainbows, Unicorns and Hand Grenades (1972)
*...Crossword Puzzle (1973)
*...Buy this Album or we'll Blow-up your House (1973)
*...Bulletin Board (1973)
*...Nobody Leaves our Cult Alive (1973)
*...Christmas Card (1973)
==Members== 
*...Shirley "Führer" Pärtridge
*...Keith "Eye-Candy" Pärtridge
*...Laurie "Eye-Swallow" Pärtridge
*...Danny "One-Shot" Pärtridge
*...Chris "The Director" Pärtridge
*...Tracy "Knuckles" Pärtridge
*...Reuben "Fairie-Princess" Kincaid
==Where are They Now?==
*...Shirley Pärtridge was killed while mud-wrestling Carol Brady for charity.
*...Keith Pärtridge was shot by crazed fan Mark David Chapman outside his New York home.
*...Laurie Pärtridge became a lawyer with the firm of Wolfram and Hart, Los Angeles
*...Danny Pärtridge continues to do outreach work with transvestite prostitutes.
*...Chris Pärtridge suffers from an identity crisis and believes he is two different former child stars.
*...Tracy Pärtridge is a senior editor for uncyclopedia.
*...Reuben Kincaid hosts Antiques Roadshow from his garage in Peoria.
Category:Sitcoms
Category:American television series
Category:American musical groups
The Place On Your Back You Can't Scratch

The place on your back you can't scratch was first scientifically proven by Dutch Physical Therapist Jan van Kraakbeen in 1806, although there where many reportings of this highly infectious disease before any Physical Therapist could suspect the cause.
Although you might think The Place On Your Back You Can't Scratch is acually a place on your back, it's really the sympton of a virus, the Pax Tayer. The virus attacks the base of the spine, spoofing the brain into thinking there is a itchy spot on the back of the victim while there isn't, thus creating an un-scratchable spot on the back.
== Cure ==
Unfortunately there is no cure for The Place On Your Back You Can't Scratch Disease. However, there is a way to prevent it, but this has been Copyrighted by Satan.
== Transfer ==
Pax Tayer is transferred via tube-mail, so eveyone working with tube-mail should be warry for unmarked enveloppes with white powder in it. Attempts to secure tubes have lead into a mass outbreak of the Virus because the scientists involved in installing the system, received their paycheck. After opening they discovered the virus had mutated and was now able to address itself to people working near the mail-tubes.
These days, tube-mail is relatively safe. Pax Tayer seems to have weakened.
== Deathcount ==
In the year 1950, "The Place On Your Back You Can't Scratch Disease" infected and killed 2 people, by 1971 this was up to 3. But since new methods of treatment where invented in 1972 by Dutch farmer Hommo Smidt, less people die of "The Place On Your Back You Can't Scratch disease" every year. In 2005 the number was down to -17.
== Celebrity fundraising ==
In 1995, famous Irish band U2, organized a festival to help raise money for research into "The Place On Your Back You Can't Scratch disease". Headliners of this mega-huge festival where Iron Maiden, Johann Sebastian Bach, Deep Purple, Jimi Hendrix, The Misfits, William Shatner, Hail Gewoon and Metallica. But because Metallica cost U2 so much, the band lost 15 million dollars and their virginity. This Celebrity Fundraising festival has gone down into history as the least profitable fundraiser ever.
The year after a group of Snookerplayers organized a Snooker tournament to raise money for the children of victims of "The Place On Your Back You Can't Scratch disease". The tournament raised over $150.
== See Also ==
* Virus
* Taxes
Category:Things That Suck
The Planet Formerly known as Pluto

The Planet Formerly known as Pluto WAS a planet at one point. He did his job as any planet would have done and that was sufficient. But NO. Apparently this was not satisfactory. Of course, they HAD to pick on the little guy, now didn't they? And this isn't the first time those bastards did this either.
== What in the Hell?==
Young Pluto was always picked on by the other planets at school as a planetoid for being a "wimpy little douche". The fact Pluto was named after that random Disney character really didn't help. He was friends with Mercury for a while for they were both the smallest kids in the class but they lived far away, and thus their friendship died like some joke some guy tried one time.
Anyways, as Pluto grew up under all this picking on, he sent in an application to be a Planeteer when he got about college age. All his peers were all like, "Dude, you can't be a Planeteer! You're such a friggin' nerd that lyk they'll be lyk... 'Hey this guy's a nerd!' Yeah, high five, high five!" and Pluto was like "I'm qualified enough, you jerks! Like Steve said, 'I can do anything I want to do, yo!'". "Yeah, 'xept dat girl at dat party last night! AAAAAAAAA!"And then they smashed his head in a nearby aquarium to spare him anymore embarrassment (besides, he be like red not black,
==Qualification! Hurrah!==
Nevertheless, Pluto was qualified enough to become a planeteer. Unfortunately, it was not as cool as he would have hoped for. In fact, it was as promising as any office job could be. To add to his misery, he was hired as but a lowly assistant, only serving coffee to the boss and other such menial tasks. It was during this occupancy that Pluto started hanging out with the comets.
Now you may recall the big gynormous rivalry between the planets and the comets. Well, you probably don't. Maybe I should explain. Or maybe I shouldn't. I probably should. No. 
THERE WAS A RIVALRY K?
== Damn Scientists ==
The planets were all like "YOU BE A COMET YO?" and Pluto was like "No, they're just a lot funner than you gnaiftc8xdhsbs.
They got real angry and made up an excuse to bring in Donald Trump to FIRE HIM. BECAUSE OF THAT. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? HONESTLY. PLUTO TRIES TO COMPLY AND HE GETS FIRED FROM THE LOWLY ESTABLISHMENT OF THE PLANETEERS. DAHHHHHH.
And that's how it happened. Luckily Earth was demoted too.(due to the recession) 
category:Former planets
The Pointlessness (band)

The Pointlessness is a gothic metal band from the Neverlands. The band was founded during the 1800s as a secret organization, in 1994 the current band released their first studio album. They are renowned for their eccentric music style. The band's debut album The Pointlessness gained them worldwide fame. Their international success continued with the 2000 album Redundancy and the 2004 album I Hate Everything. A fourth album was planned to be released in 2008 but has been in development hell since 2006. The lead singer, known only as Jack the Ripper, was quoted saying "We haven't been able to come up with much motivation to put effort into such a pointless thing."In fact, he appeared to be quite happy about the album's slow development. Among some of their most famous songs are "The Pointlessness", "Gay Sex", "I Will Kill You", "Bring Me to the Darkness" and "Ultimate Annihilation".
==History==
The band originated out of a secret society led by a group of obscure figures who performed mysterious rituals to captivate the organization's members. Those rituals were commonly accompanied by entrancing music. Thus the band was formed.
==Style==
The Pointlessness' music style is known for its repetitiveness. Most lyrics of their songs consist out of the title repeated several times. The Pointlessness' music style is known for its repetitiveness. Most lyrics of their songs consist out of the title repeated several times. The Pointlessness' music style is known for its repetitiveness. Most lyrics of their songs consist out of the title repeated several times. The Pointlessness' music style is known for its repetitiveness. Most lyrics of their songs consist out of the title repeated several times. The Pointlessness' music style is known for its repetitiveness. Most lyrics of their songs consist out of the title repeated several times.
==Performances==
The Pointlessness are, among other things, notorious for their bizarre way of performing. Huge masses of fans enter a massive room and all doors are shut and locked when the show begins. During the performance, everything is completely shrouded in darkness. People that disappear are considered "chosen ones", they are granted the honour to learn the secrets of the darkness. The rest are sent home with cookies and a carton of milk at the end of the show.
==Discography==
*The Pointlessness (1994)
*#"The Pointlessness"
*#"Meaningless Pleasure"
*#"Gay Sex"
*Redundancy (2000)
*#"All The Same"
*I Hate Everything (2004)
*#"I Will Kill You"
*#"Bring Me to the Darkness"
*#"Ultimate Annihilation"
==See also==
*Evil
*Gay
*Neurotic
*Obscurantism
*Pointless Paradox
==Footnotes==
Category:Pointless
Category:Musical groups
Category:Considered By Most to Be the Best Band Ever
Category:Things that invoke feelings of doom
The Police

The Police were an English post-post-post-punk combo with a sideline in cod reggae. Known for their numerous feuds with rap groups from the growing Compton scene, their lineup consisted of Sgt. Buzz Sting, Officer Andrew Summers, and Officer Stewart Copelandson.
The trio joined the LAPD in 1977 and solved high-profile crimes, such as the Roxanne Prostitution Case of 1979, the disappearance of a man who sent the officers a message in a bottle, the arrest of a teacher who was getting too intimate with one of his students, and the finding of a young man kept writing stalkerish letters to his girlfriend.
==History==
In 1977, Sumner started out his career in music by joining The Police. Of course, being a complete fool, he had been trying to join the actual British Police force, but he screwed up royally and ended up being the singer in a faux-reggae pop rock band instead.
Legend has it that at an early performance at Glastonbury, The Police opened for Tom Jones. Sumner went on and on about political causes, then sang an early version of "Russians". When Jones finally got on stage, he found the audience curled up in the fetal position covering their ears. The promoters attempted to revive people with water cannons, but Tom grew impatient with the delay. He remarked into the microphone, "What do you call that, boyos? That guy stinks. I mean, stink, stink, stink!" Unfortunately, because Tom was suffering from a cold, the last words came out as "sting, sting, sting!"; this is said to be how Sumner obtained the moniker of "Sting".
The Police recorded four highly successful albums, Outlanders d'Armour (1978), Reggae de Blank (1979), Allo, Allo Allo (1980), and Sychronicicicitea (1983), plus the moderately-disappointing-by-comparison-but-still-pretty-good Ghost in the Shell Machine (1981). These albums gave the band a string of overplayed radio hits including "Don't Stand So Close to Me", "Message in My Bottle", "So Boney", "Preposition Man", "Every Little Thing She Does Is Tragic", and "Walking on the Moon". The band received considerable attention for Sting's faintly-ridiculous falsetto singing style which many people have tried to imitate only to fail as they collapse in fits of helpless laughter.
==Discography==
*Outlandos d'Amour (1978)
*Reggatta de Blanc (1979)
*Zenyatta Mondatta (1980)
*Ghost in the Machine (1981)
*Synchronicity (1983)
==See also==
*List of best-selling music artists
*List of new wave artists and bands
*List of reggae rock artists
Category:British musical groups
The Reflex

The Reflex (also know as The Reflux) is a powerful entity with diverse characteristics, behaviors and responsibilities. First described by beloved philosopher of the so-called "New Romantic" movement, Simon The Good, in his seminal 1983 apologetic entitled, cryptically, "Seven and the Ragged Tiger", The Reflex has endured decades of interpretations, examinations and funky dance moves by skinny white kids since its publication. Probably the most important thing to be aware of regarding this phenomenon is not to bruise it, or at least to try not to. What follows is a summary of Simon The Good's philosophical analysis of the entity, and your responsibilities and expectations regarding using it, if you should choose to.
==You've gone too far==
The Reflex is known to complain about how far you have gone, even if you are dancing on the valentine. Perhaps, like many others, you are occupying what is known as the "dangerline". If so, you should be aware that someone is likely to fool around with your chances there. If not, then simply be aware of it for when you do cross that bridge. It would be a mistake to wait until that high time to look for someone to give you a helping hand.
==Why not use it?==
Using The Reflex is highly recommended. However, if you do choose to use it, be very careful with it. The most important thing to remember is that it bruises very easily, and mishandling it can cause irreparable damage. Time, after all, is a commodity; it can be purchased, and it can be lost. The former is far preferable to the latter, clearly.
Having no brothers or sisters to occupy or concern itself with, The Reflex will wait for you to decide when you are ready to start using it. You will find it at your local neighborhood park, most likely sitting quietly on a bench, taking care of a patch of four-leaf clovers, which is bizarre, but that's what it does. It's job as the overnight shift supervisor of the treasure hunt affords it a lot of time, after all. Just be aware that its every behavior will engender more questions for you than answers.
==The merry-go-round==
While riding on the merry-go-roundAlso called a "roundabout", you will want the ride to end so you can get off, but you will find that its operators are unwilling to even slow it down. This is unfortunate and unavoidable - the key thing to know, however, is that if you do not wish to face the consequences of the information about it possibly becoming public somehow, then it will behoove you to sell both your Renoir painting and your television.
==Conclusion==
Finally, remember also that, if you play its game, The Reflex will hide all the cards. Keep in mind these three things, as described above: firstly, that its job shift as treasure hunt supervisor is at the darkest time of the night; secondly, that it has a bizarre hobby of taking care of patches of four-leaf clovers; and finally, that every aspect of its behavior will leave you with more questions than answers.
And do try not to bruise it.
==Footnotes==
Category:Albums
The Revolution: A history

Mother Russia, land of the brave, home of the free! But did you know that it was not always the shining example of Utopia that it is now? Read on, comrade...
=BLT : Before Lenin's Time=
For the past 300 years, Russia had been ruled over by the Romanovs, a huge multi-national record company. Some say that such an evil, faceless corporation could never have existed, and was simply a story designed to frighten young children. The reality, however, was a terrible one. People were forced to become popular music groups, churning out singles for the hit parade day and night. Those with no musical ability were forced to become rap artists or backing dancers in music videos. This was the only life that the people of Russia knew for many a long year, but hope was just around the corner...
=Lenin and the Beatles=
John Lenin and his up-and-coming band of musicians, known as The Beatles, suddenly appeared on the music scene. Their work dominated the charts for many years, which left the Russian economy in tatters. Given strength by the new, vibrant music industry created in the wake of The Beatles success, the proletariat rose up against the Romanovs and successfully claimed power. After this, there is some confusion as to what happened. However, the facts that we can confirm state that this new found power changed hands many times in the next month. Indecision wracked the people until, one glorious November day, a shining beacon of solidarity descended to settle the situation. 
Lenin rolled into town. The events that followed are the stuff of legends.
=A new beginning=
Despite having just broken up with his band mates (because of artistic differences), Lenin's performance outside the Winter Palace that night is said to be the pinnacle of his career as a musician. It was at this concert that he announced his ground breaking April Theses:
 Hello St. Petersburg!
 Are you ready to rock?
 I said, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?
 All power to the Soviets!
After this monumentous occasion, the new Soviet Russia went from strength to strength. Australia joined Mother Russia, Alaska was taken back from the Americans (not that they really needed it), even the Confederacy states got in on the action. X-ibit, the new American ambassador, pimped out the Red Army.
==See also==
* Revolution 393
Category:Russia
The Riddler

The Riddler, (legal name: The Joker) is a popular Batman villain from the sixties and seventies. As his name suggests, he parties too hard, and his plans are often foiled by following the trail of yarn he leaves behind; or punching him. When not committing himself to a life of crime fighting fighting, Riddler can often be found sitting at home with his dog and frequent sidekick, Rubiks. He also has 3 balls and 9 toes.
== History ==
The Riddler was born to a decapitated lady and Captain Oblivious, and was ridiculed most of his life because of it. This caused him to grow an intense hatred for his father, devoting himself to mind games and puzzles, knowing full well that it would be impossible for him to join in.
Most of his youth continued on in this fashion. It was not until Riddler turned nineteen that he made his first major foray into crime with the theft of, reportedly, six full albums, from an illegal MP3 website. When police began the investigation into the robbery, all they had to go on was a series of pop-up ads left behind by the Riddler. Batman was called in to help decipher the clues, which he quickly succeeded in doing. When placed in the right order, the ads spelled out the Riddler's address and initials ("R").
After an arrest by Batman, who interrupted the Riddler during a webcam session (see left), he was kicked out of school and sentenced to ten months in the Arkham Youth Reformatory. These ten months would include a chance meeting with comedian Steve Harvey, and also allow Riddler to fully develop his sadistically elaborate criminal nature, perhaps inspired by Harvey's own criminal past.
Upon his release, Riddler decided it best to enroll himself in prep school. It was during this time that he decided to start unnecessarily using a cane, learn the French martial art La Savate, and begin wearing what would become his signature question-marked coat, bowler hat, and domino mask. The Riddler is probably best known, however, for wearing tights; thin, stretchy, form-fitting spandex worn by homosexuals and ballet dancers (who are known homosexuals).
==Sexual Relationship With The Penguin==
The two are happily married and there is no issues between them. Although they have been caught by Batman using each other as cum dumpsters in the back of a Dillards. Woops. 
== Controversy ==
In perhaps his most devious attempt to defeat Batman, and prevent his own capture, Riddler managed to beat Super Mario Bros. 3 in under 10 minutes unassisted and unlubercated. 
Another controversy surrounding the Riddler is his messy divorce with a jar of trinkets and bomb parts. 
== Meta-Riddler ==
It's gonna fucking happen. Don't question it. 
He is very well known in Persia. 
== Relatives ==
He has one relative, The Griddler, who was there. My mother. The bacon egg mcbiscuit. A gerbil somewhere in conneticut. Genghis Khan. My dad. A husband. He may also be related to Captain Oblivious.
 
Category:People being treated for Chronic Verbal Diarrhea
Category:Comics
Category:Supervillains
Category:Evil
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner

== Origins & Synopsis ==
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The Rime of the Ancient Mariner was a originally a 13 minute metal epic by Iron Maiden. Better known, however, is the 18th century cover by Samuel Taylor Coleridge as a solo artist. Thought to have inspired Billy Haley to write Rock Around the Clock, the song written by a heavy inebriated Samuel Taylor Coleridge (Then a member of Iron Maiden) over one thousand years ago in spite after he had been shot by an Albatross. While the actual meaning behind the poem, mainly seeming to detail antics of greedy pirates who love killing, is under constant debate, it is loved throughout the world as it is considered the prequel to Pirates of the Caribbean.
More recently Coleridge added an extra few chapters on the subject of Avian Flu and on his organisation of ground defences against the relentless bombardment carried out by the birds in the 1940's.
== A revival in Coleridge's Ideas ==
The defeat of the Birds in the 1940's did not see the end of the Avian Terror, merely it went underground for a bit, in the 1950's a revival started with Bird Groups massing and planning a fresh wave of attacks.
Then Brigadier Alfred Hitchcock soon saw the threat that this caused to bipedal life forms and brought out a number of Public Information Films, the most notable of which is The Birds, again eventually force was brought to bare and again for a time the threat subsided.
== Facts about Albatrosses ==
* For many years they were something of a fashion item and in fact Coleridge wore one about his neck for a number of years.
* Until Fleetwood Mac started warbling about Welsh Witches and simulated sex acts, they were fronted by an Albatross for four years.
* Its difficult to get anything to rhyme with Albatross.
* The Pink Floyd song Echoes, a loose cover version of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, tells the story of Jonathan Eybeschutz Albatross. The song begins with the sound of Jonathan using advanced methods of sonar to evade enemy gull torpedoes, a bridge in which said albatross cries out in pain after attempting to eat the bait off of a Chilean bass fisherman's hook, and fades out with a choir of seabirds welcoming Jonathan into Avian Heaven, where seventy-two Blue Tits are waiting for him with open wingspans.
*As yet, it is unclear whether "albatrossi" or other variants are acceptable plurals.
== See Also ==
* Albatross
* Birds
* Bombing
* War
* Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time
* Why?:Shoot the albatross
it:La ballata del vecchio marinaio
Category:Literature