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Holy Order of Ramen

The Holy Order of Ramen was founded in 1451 AD in eastern China by a sect of Zen monks who grew tired of "tea all the goddamn time, seriously, Zen cannot be just tea." They adopted a food, ramen, to replace tea because "it was more filling than just flavored water."
Today, the Holy Order of Ramen is a completely independent religion and is recognized by every nation in the world except China. And California, because they only believe in fake religions. It is most prevalent in Japan, China, and college dorms worldwide.
== The Ramen Ceremony ==
The Holy Order of Ramen (Chinese: 拉麺邪教 Japanese: ラーメン教団) has a specific ceremony they hold to consume their ramen, which they view as the most sacred of dishes. The actual ceremony is extremely drawn out, can take several hours to complete, and is never the same twice. However, several hours of preparation and ceremony yield not much food, so this elaborate ceremony is only used rarely (because no one's going to sit through 2 or 3 hours to just eat a bowl of soup).
There is a shorter version that takes about twenty minutes to perform. The procedure is as follows:
*Fill the saucepan with the most pristine of water available.
*Set the saucepan on a stove.
*Wait.
*Meditate while you wait.
*When the water boils, add the soup base to the water.
*Wait.
*Meditate while you wait.
*Try to understand a few of Confuscious' quotes.
*Wait some more.
*Think of the meaning of the quotes.
*When the broth is perfectly mixed, add the noodles.
*As the noodles cook, be sure to break them apart. Clumped noodles are an insult to the Essence.
*Meditate while you do it.
*When the noodles are sufficiently cooked, pour the ramen into a bowl.
*Wait.
*Breathe in.
*Breathe out.
*Meditate while you breathe in and out.
*Give thanks to the Essence.
*Enjoy every last particle of the ramen.
== Common Misconceptions ==
*Contrary to popular belief, monks of the Holy Order of Ramen do not subsist entirely on ramen. They are, however, strict vegetarians, if you don't count their occasional snacks on souls of the damned.
*Kitten huffing is not only permitted in the Holy Order of Ramen, but it is in fact encouraged.
*The Holy Order of Ramen is not to be confused with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. While FSMism focuses on an omnipotent pasta deity, the Holy Order of Ramen believes in a "Essence of Pasta" that is everywhere and nowhere, because it's much cooler that way.
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Holy Sponge

The Holy Sponge is a high-quality Egyptian sponge that was offered, dipped in vinegar (old wine), to Jesus by a Roman soldier at the time of the Crucifixion.
Everyone was worried that the Holy Sponge had been lost. However, three centuries later, the Empress Helen of Constantinople came to Jerusalem to look for sites and relics which, being Empress, she was sure to find. And she found Golgotha, site of the Crucifixion and now the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. However, it was her maid who found the Holy Sponge at Golgotha! Peace be unto her.
Besides being Holy, the Holy Sponge when used with soap and water leaves the skin silky-smooth like a thousand silkworms. Regular use delays aging of the skin.
Over the centuries, the Holy Sponge was used by various European monarchs successively. According to reliable rumours, King Henry VIII of England and Tsar Peter the Great of All the Russias were among those who, at relevant times, had possession of the Holy Sponge, ensuring soft skin and youthful allure during their respective reigns.
Today, the Holy Sponge is kept at The Vatican for use in bathing the Pope. The current Pope is Benedict XVI; he is already looking younger. His predecessor John Paul II died at the age of 84 but didn't look a day over 70.
==See also==
*Sponge
*Soap
*Water
*Spongebob Squarepants
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Holy cock

==Holy Cock: The Legend==
In Andorran myth and legend, The Holy Cock (Andorran: "pollo sacristo") is a relic from ancient times. It is the blessed Cock of a virgin prince from northern Europe that has magical powers. Magical power were bestowed to it from Ophiuchus a.k.a. Serpentarius, the Serpent Holder. The only person to bless the Cock was the first bishop of Urgel in 9th century A.D. This is where the term "flogging the bishop" comes from. The Holy Cock, once blessed, never decayed - even after the prince died. The Cock remains stiff and hard for all eternity. This gives the Cock the status of an old relic, much like the United States Constitution, The Holy Grail, and Ted Kennedy. 
==Powers of the Cock==
The Holy Cock allows the possessor to control women within eyesight. Once its spell takes effect, the holy cock cums a gold giz (the elixir of life). This giz, in most versions of the legend, makes the swallower invincible, giving rise to the expression "feeling cocky." The giz-swallowing sensation is said to be very similar to huffing kittens (without the rice pudding effect). One other power that it possesses is the power to make things a splode
==History of the Cock ==
Historians and archivists have long speculated upon the possession of the cock through time. While remaining in Andorra and the Iberian peninsula until the late Middle Ages to fend off the enemies of Christianity (the Moore family, in this case). However, when the Christians crusaders set out to combat the Saracen occupiers of the Holy Land, the Holy Cock was brought with them for divine inspiration. When at Constantinople, the Catholic crusaders and Byzantine Orthodox inhabitants fought with each other for possession of the Cock. The Cock was lost during the ensuing internecine mayhem and not recovered for another 200 years, when the resurgent Ottoman Muslims discovered it in a dilapidated back entrance of the Hagia Sophia, where it apparently hidden there for safekeeping by an unknown entity.
==The Cock in Modern Times==
While much of the rest of the history of the Cock has been lost to scholars, later stories and folktales throughout the Middle East and Mediterranean basin attested to its continuing existence. (For instance, in a small town in Southern Italy, Fornicato, they have erected a statue to it, which is considered a shrine by the locals).
It is widely believed the U.S.-led invasion of in Iraq (2003) was partly motivated by American suspicion that Holy Cock had made its way to Baghdad and would be used shortly by Saddam Hussein as a weapon of (m)ass destruction to destroy the Axis of Allies (United States, Great Britain, and St. Pierre and Miquelon).
Of course, this could all just be scuttlebutt, hogwash, or another cock-and-bull story.
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Home-slaughtering

Home slaughtering is a traditional Australian pastime with a rich history in Australian literature, film, television, theatre and music. The most popular animals for home slaughter are kangaroo, emu, wild pig and platypus, though home slaughtering of sheep, cattle, buffalo, chickens and crocodiles is not uncommon in metropolitan areas.
==Learning the trade==
Australian children are usually given their first home-slaughtering kit (knives, apron, white gumboots and chain-mail glove) on the first Australia Day (January 26) after their fourth birthday. The traditional ceremony usually involves a parent or older sister holding down a small feral camel while the child cuts its throat. The whole family then joins in gutting the beast, using wicketkeepers' gloves to load the entrails into a wheelbarrow, which is then tipped over the neighbour's fence. The whole family then goes out for a celebratory meal of Chiko Rolls and blue fizzy drinks.
==Television==
Home slaughtering has been a staple of Australian television since 1956. All commercial networks have at least one prime-time slaughtering show, and children are up at garbo's fart on Saturday mornings to watch Humphrey B. Bear's Abattoir Hour. The recent SBS reality TV series Celebrity Slaughterhouse, which featured well-known Australians Germaine Greer, Clive James, Darren "Boofhead" Lehmann, and Elle MacPherson taking the stainless steel to rabbits, dugongs, fairy penguins, goannas and brumbies (wild horses) broke all ratings records in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea. A second series has just been commissioned.
More enduring home slaughtering-themed works of Australian art include Patrick White's novel Among the Entrails, Paul Hogan's Crocodile Dundee cycle and the classic AC/DC album She Didn't Catch that from Gutting a Wallaby.
==See also==
* The Joy of Killing
* George Foreman Lean Meat Fat Reducing Killing Machine
* Australia
==External links==
*University of Missouri home slaughtering guide
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Home Key

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The term Home Key has many meanings but, in these "Bob" forsaken times, it is most commonly referred to in its computer programming sense where it may also be referred to as the "Dorothy Key" (named so after the lead character in the famous stage play the Lizard Of Aus).
It's commonly called upon by computer programmers after they've dived in and started editing a large piece of code they know nothing about. After many edits, they realize they've made a colossal cock up because they deleted all the stuff that made the program work (for instance "upgrading" large bits of prehistoric COBOL is always asking for trouble).
At this point the programmer will bash their heads against the wall, crying "Where's the Home Key... won't somebody press it for me!" because in programmers folklore the "Home Key" is a magically endowed part of the keyboard which, when pressed, will whisk them back to the point in time before they thought it was a good idea to have 4 pints at lunch before returning to the office and rewriting the main accounting package.
 
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Home invasion

A step further than Ding Dong Dash, home invasion, sometimes known as Ding Dong Bash, begins with the same premise but quickly escalates from "ha ha funny" to "the front door is broken down, now its officially a party!"
== Origins ==
After many centuries of amaturish interest by soldiers of the Roman Empire, home invasion was perfected in 1480 by the Spanish Inquisition, as translated and retold in this account by persecuted Jew- Samuel Abravanel:
“It would be well after midnight, they would break down the door, usually with a long metal stick, or pike, grab you out of bed and dress you in rags. The soldiers would take your whole family and put them on one side of the room, and you on the other. They would force your daughter or wife to kiss a gold cross, and bring the cross over to you, they would demand- ‘Will you accept the will of God into your heart? Kiss the cross, kiss the cross, kiss it!!!’ They would scream, and threaten to cut off your wife or daughters lips if you refused.”
The same incident as recalled by the soldier who was yelling ‘kiss it!!!’:
“This Mr. Abravanel had been up drinking, and was seen urinating outside his dwelling with a circumsized penis at zero three hundred hours. He pissed on my new boots! So I called the captain over and we ransacked his house for a bit. Gave them the old ‘kiss the cross’ routine, put the fear into them, I think the daughter even liked it a little, kissing gold, you know how those people like gold. What? What?! They do! Okay then don't write that part down then...”
== Tools of the Trade ==
===Portable Ram===
We at the Ram-A-Lam Corporation provide police networks all over the world with the finest in door breaking technology. Nothing says love or ‘knock knock’ like a twenty-four pound galvanized steel portable ram battering down your front door. Unless your Andy Dick, then getting rammed is just all in a days work. 
=== The Dogs ===
If you're really lucky, your friendly home invaders will bring a few canine companions to keep you company while all of your possessions are systematically and forcefully dumped into an untidy pile in the middle of the room. (And then possibly pissed upon.) Even though the dogs are thoroughly trained, they are nevertheless quite ill-mannered and will express an unmitigated interest in your crotch. Squirming only makes them bite down harder, but crying is acceptable.
==See also==
*HowTo:Stage a home invasion
*Burglary
Homer

:If you clicked this link looking for Homer Simpson, develop more culture.
Homer (born 789 BC) was a poet who knew it who grew up in ancient Greece.
==Life==
According to historians, Homer was completely blind, and at the same time was in fact more than one person. Recent research by Baldrick, Cambridge University's leading archaeologist, has shown that Homer's most likely identities were Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie, with a dash of Alan Davies thrown in for good measure. The avalidity of this claim is open to debate, however, following interviews with Fry in the early 1980s.
It is a little known fact that he was a keen inventor, coming up with such useful everyday items as the toaster, Angel Delight and the lever-arch file.
==Works==
Homer is most famous for his two best selling books, the first being The Iliad: A Deeper Study, the second being The Odyssey: Fokkers in Stormy Waters. The first is his award-winning thesis on exactly why Greeks are so terrible at everything American, the answer of course being that they're not true American cowboys. The second is the sequel, dealing with the consequences of the first book, mainly on why every country but Greece is "totally awesome". This has a grain of truth to it, as we all know that Greece is not America.
He was famous for writing the poems The Iliad, about a poorly commercial, and The Oddyssee, the tale of a small alien named Abe that was released on the Sony Playstation in 1997.
Homer was also responsible for writing the lyrics to Jean Michel-Jarre's seminal classic Oxygene XXIII, for which he won six Ivor Novello Awards in 1954.
==Later years==
Homer took a liking to the internet during his final days, and spent most of his time on MySpace, chatting with his online girlfriend from Lost Angeles.
Homer could be found mostly on imdb, where he fiercely defended his status as 'oldest man on the site', a title he held ever since it was proved that Bob Hope was, in fact, a gerbil.
==Death==
Homer was also incredibly famous for his competitive eating career. He won numerous awards in the Gyro-eating contests, and even won the Food Olympics in that area for an unprecedented 12 years in a row. However, his career was cut short when he accidentally choked on a toothpick. The irony is that the toothpick would not have cut through him if it had one of those small plastic colored wrap thingies on the end of it, the very thing Homer requested to have removed. It was the only time he had it removed, since it was actually a dare to see if he could eat an all-toothpick gyro.
==See also==
*Homer Simpson, who he was named after.
*Socrates, Homer's pal and the inventor of the sock.
*Plato, Homer's other pal and inventor of the plate.
*Aristotle, Homer's final mate and inventor of the arse.
*Idiocrates, who didn't like Homer all that much but hung around him for scientific kudos.
*Mediocrates, who only read Homer because his local reviewer liked him. 
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Homer did it

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==See Also==
*Fisher Price: Simpsons Edition
*That episode I was raped by a panda during my sojourn in the Springfield Zoo
*A wizard did it
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Homiesexuality

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Homiesexuality is a form of sexuality where two guys who are friends (homies) have hot gay buttsex frequently. The key difference between being homiesexual and being homosexual is that homiesexuals, despite being men attracted to other men, aren't gay. There are many ways for it to not be gay, but saying "no homo" or wearing socks is the most common way. 
==History==
Literature involving homiesexuality has mostly been wiped out by the Catholic Church and some random guy named Albert. It is a well known fact that all the Popes had hot gay buttsex. They usually did this with children, but sometimes they actually did the do with adults. They were still a little young, but it was perfectly fine because the times were different, although, it was still mostly with kids.
Homiesexuality was common in Ancient Greece and Ancient Rome, however, since everyone was having sex constantly back then, they didn't have a name for this sexuality. The word Homiesexual first appeared in 535 in the Byzantine Empire when Emperor Justinian had to tell his wife that "NOOOOO IT'S NOT GAY, WE'RE HOMIES, IT'S HOMIESEXUAL", after being caught having an affair with over 9000 impoverished peasants. His wife, dying of cancer, simply replied with "ugh".
The first openly homiesexual person in history was King Arthur, who had lots of hot gay buttsex and mouthsex with his Knights of the Round Table. King Arthur and everyone he knew called them "Knights of the Sex".
Not much is known about homiesexuality in the Middle Ages, since most literature was burned. However, it was thought to have been less common, or, at the very least, not many people were openly homiesexual due to a strange societal taboo. However, hot gay buttsex still existed in the Middle Ages, and some people still practiced it, albeit in secrecy.
Homiesexuality seen an increase in recent years due big buff men who want to have super duper hot gay buttsex with other big buff men without being called gay becoming more common. As of recent, even women are now identifying as "homiesexual", albeit not many are.
==Women and Homiesexuality==
Many female homiesexuals do not follow the rules of homiesexuality, such as having buttsex, wearing socks, not sleeping in the same bed, and not being romantical. Due to this, many homiesexuals see female homiesexuals in a negative light.
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Homo sapiens vampiris

Homo sapiens vampiris is a subspecies of human native to australia. These humans, commonly lumped in with vampires are rather a distinct type of homo sapiens originating from humanity's first foray into an unknown continent. They then spread to other continents from their point of origin, largely settling in eastern europe.
==History==
===Origins===
Vampirises originated when the first humans landed in Australia. Via a well documented evolutionary process called Australification, the humans that set foot on the island turned venomous, the most common result of such an evolutionary process. These humans were the first members of this subspecies.
===Coming of the Aborigines===
When the aborigines arrived, there was a great war between the native vampirises and native australians. The Aboriginal people were able to drive the Vampirises out of Australia, and these venomous humans were then forced to wonder the world looking for a place to settle
==Biology==
Apart from the regular human traits, members of Homo sapiens vampiris are recognisable by their snakelike fangs that are used to deliver venom.
===Teeth===
The teeth are by far the most recognisable facet of vampiris. Their teeth are known to be similar to snake fangs in an example of convergent evolution. These fangs evolved from the human canine teeth. Like other members of the Homo genus, these fangs are not an example of sexy dimorphism
===Venom===
The venom of the subspecies is rather peculiar as it is known to include sperm reproductive viri. A member of the vampiris subspecies will not be able to make venom until they reach puberty. In addition, nazi experements involving castration performed on the individuals in eastern europe suggest that the production of the venom takes place in the sexual organs, which would explain the high rate of infertility within populations of the subspecies.
It is known that the venom of H.s. vampiris has some strange properties. For example, the venom is able to kill all known animals and some plants upon injection, except for humans. It is believed that the members of the subspecies would draw the venom out of their fangs to use on arrows since those were simply much better for hunting. It is thanks to this human immunity that H.s. vampiris venom has been used as the method of killing in some vegan slaughterhouses
==see also==
Vampire_Americans
Category:Vampires
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Hooded Figure

Jerome Powell, better known as Hooded Figure, is a recurring villain in student films and the former chair of the Federal Reserve. He is typically portrayed as a mysterious individual wearing a nondescript hoodie. Notably, he has been observed to possess a peculiar weakness for cookies, leading to a conspiracy theory suggesting that Hooded Figure might, in fact, be a sentient pile of cookies.Brown, K. "Conspiracies and Cookies: Unraveling the Hooded Figure Enigma." Contemporary Cultural Studies (2018), pp. 189-204.
Professionally, Hooded Figure has stated that he works as a mail carrier, because he "like[s] attaching names to addresses." He is also a self-described multi-instrumentalist,Osborne, L. "Talkin' Cookies Season Premiere." Bellmore-Merrick Broadcasting (2023) https://youtu.be/pYLLJPKLAbI?si=QVAb-oaHQVZ7g19k&t=726 able to play the bassoon, the clarinet, and the violin.
Appearances
In film
Consistently assuming a central and mysterious role in various student short films, Hooded Figure's deliberate use of a hoodie to conceal identity adds depth to the storytelling, contributing to the character's iconic status within the school's film community.Johnson, A. "The Symbolism of Hooded Attire: Exploring the Enigma of Hooded Figure." Media and Culture Review (2012), pp. 120-135. His enigmatic persona has become synonymous with intrigue and speculation, leaving an indelible mark on the creative landscape of student films.
In other media
Beyond student films, Hooded Figure made a notable guest appearance on the popular talk show "Talking Cookies," where arts-focused discussions are accompanied by shared cookie indulgence. This unique cameo showcased a different facet of Hooded Figure's persona, adding a layer of unpredictability to the character's public appearances.
Reception
Hooded Figure's portrayal as the primary antagonist in student films has garnered widespread critical acclaim. In 2013, Time Magazine ranked Hooded Figure #48 among the "37 Scariest Horror Villains of All Time." Viewers and critics alike have praised the character's ability to captivate audiences, noting the effectiveness of the deliberate use of anonymity and symbolism through the hoodie. Hooded Figure's presence has sparked discussions on the intersection of visual storytelling, mystery, and character design.
Hooded Figure's enigmatic presence has transcended the confines of student films, influencing discussions on modern storytelling and character design. The character's deliberate use of anonymity and symbolism has become a cultural touchstone, inspiring debates on the intersection of mystery and visual representation in contemporary media.Smith, J. "Unveiling the Mystery: Analyzing the Cultural Impact of Hooded Figure in Student Filmmaking." Film Studies Journal (2005), pp. 45-58.
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