Botswanaball

Gendervoid RoBotswanaball is a robot swan landlocked Yakko's home countryball located in Southern Africa. Formerly the British Protectorate of Bechuanalandball.
Botswanaball is flat with up to 70 percent of its territory being the Kalahari Desert.
Botswanaball is a member of African Unionball, SADCball, Commonwealthball and UNball and is one of the least corrupt countries in Africa. 
Botswanaball speaks English. Like all the others countryballs, the character does not have a specific gender. In the English language, countries do not have gender. Even its neighbour, the Portuguese-speaking Angolaball says that in its language Botswana is a neutral gender noun.
A running gag in the Polandball comics is that Botswanaball is sometimes depicted as a robot (cyborg), thanks to the word "Bot" appearing in its name.
==Hisitori (History)==
In the 19th century, hostilities broke out between Tswanaballs and Ndebeleballs who were making incursions into the territory from the north-east. Tensions also escalated with the Boerballs from the Transvaal to the east. UKball put Bechuanalandball under its protection on 31 March 1885.
An expansion of UKball central authority and the evolution of tribal government resulted in the 1920 establishment of two advisory councils to represent both 8balls and Europeans.
In June 1964, UKball accepted proposals for a democratic self-government in Botswanaball.
The 1965 constitution led to the first general elections and to independence on 30 September 1966. 
Botsawanaball formed a military to stop South Africaball and Zimbabweball using its territory to sort its differences out.
Botswanaball has an agreement with USAball to set up a Africom base on its clay.
In 1994, it can into BOTSWANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A long-running dispute over the northern border with Namibia's Caprivi Strip was the subject of a ruling by the International Court of Justice in December 1999, which ruled that Kasikili Islandball belongs to Botswanaball.
Also, Botswanaball is the freest and least corrupt countryball on continental Africaball.
== Botsala (Relationships) ==
=== Ditsala (Friends) ===
* UKball - Parent who hates argentina more than me. How do you have less than half my land area, but nearly 30 times my population?
* USAball - It is an Awsome friend of mine, but can you tell Yakko warner to stop repeting name, It's giving me a headache!
* Namibiaball - My western neighbor, and we are good friends although we once had a dispute over Sedudu Island.
* Zambiaball - Friendly northern neighbor connected by a very small border.
* South Africaball - We had several complications in the past, but me and it are pretty much good friends now.
* South Koreaball - You are of true and best Korea!
* Dr. Scratchasniff - We both hate that Yakko Warner guy!
* - We have signed an agreement. We have Common Enemies.
* - It Also hates yakko warner. Well, at least you of relevant like me.
* Ukraineball - Crimeaball is yours.
* Philippinesball - I supported its claim in the South China Sea dispute. We both hate Yakko Warner.
* - It gave me some aid once when I was poor back then.
* Dominican Republicball - We both hate that red flag stealer.
* - Invests a lot in my clay. We both like Nigeriaball and hate Ghanaball.
* Serbiaball - Kosovo is part of you, NOT THAT DUMB ALBANIA!!
* Israelcube - We both like Azerbaijanball and hate . Sorry for breaking ties with you in 1973. Also, he gives my army vehicles and artillery like the RAM V2 and Soltam M-71. 
* and - They all gained independence the same year as me 1966.
* - A partner in the SADC.
* - It also hates that Armenia.
* Western Saharaball - I promise to always defend you!
* Japanball - I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!
=== Tseye letlhakore (Neutral) ===
* Russiaball - The first one to establish full diplomatic relations with me and we have various successful cooperations in many fields. and it is good friends with South Africaball However please don't bully Ukraineball or Georgiaball and Crimeaball is Ukraineball. At least we have a common enemy.
* - I will obey the one-China policy, BUT CONTROL YOUR STUPID VIRUS! MY COUNTRY IS INFECTED BECAUSE OF YOU! >:( WHY WHY!??
* Argentinaball, El Salvadorball, Nicaraguaball and Hondurasball - Flag stealers! Also, Botswana is black. Argentina, El Salvador, Nicaragua, and Honduras are white. But I don't hate them that much so not much of an enemy.
* Romaniaball (not really) - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY CURRENCY?! WHAT'S SO FUNNY? At least we both hate Chadball.
* Yakko Warner - IF YOU YELL MY NAME ANYMORE I'LL GET A HEADACHE! STOP WITH THE YELLING RIGHT NOW OR ILL CALL SCRATCHASNIFF! Wait, you taught everyone where I am? Guess you aren't so bad then. At least I can into relevance :)
=== Baba ba (Enemies) ===
* Estoniaball - BALTIC Flag stealer! You cannot into Nordic! You Baltic Mongol! and stop calling me a s*** hole country.
* Zimbabweball - Can you fix your country and stop sending me immigrants, please?
* CPI rival (not really) - This island took my precious CPI 2nd place because I declined sharply! (At least I'm the best on the mainland.) But we can both into democracy. How can you be stable with the dominant party changing every time? None of my stable neighbors are like that.
* Chadball & Ugandaball - Stop thinking you're an Arabized sigma male. And as for you Uganda, your memes SUCK! I hate my memes but at least it's better than yours!
* Ghanaball - IT BULLYS ME BECAUSE OF MY NAME! AND IT'S MY MEME RIVAL ALONG WITH CHAD AND UGANDA. Wait, you also can into hatings Yakko? Fantastic.
* North Koreaball - We used to have a good relationship but it is now just a crazy megalomaniac who abuses human rights. No more diplomatic ties with you! South Korea is best Korea!
* - YOU ARE SERBIAN CLAY, NOT ALBANIAN CLAY!
* Albaniaball - KOSOVO IS SERBIAN NOT ALBANIAN DEAL WITH IT! REMOVE SHQIP!
* - 3RD FLAG STEALER! But the white and black stripers are vertical.
* Pakistanball - Gib Kashimir to India!
* - What the hell?! It hates me just because I thanked Turkeyball for aid!
* Greeceball - Why do you hate me because fo Armenia?
* 30 September Birthday - YOU STUPID BIRTHDAY STEALER, DON'T LIKE MIGHT BE INDEPENDENT HOWEVER!
* My friend's worst enemy - FREE WESTERN SAHARA!
** : Stop pretending you're Polisario's lawyer!
* Anyone who calls it a robot - Please stop it! Just because my name starts with a bot it does not mean I'm a robot! I may have to exterminate you if you dare do that again...
==Tshedimosetso e e Neelwang Bataki (Information for artists)==
=== Mebala ya folaga (Flag colors) ===
The shade of blue is unspecified by the Botswana government:Flag of Botswana#Colors
===Tsela ya go taka (How to draw)===
Drawing Botswanaball is very easy:
#Draw a ball.
#Fill the top and bottom sides of the ball with blue.
#Draw the black on the center.
#Draw 2 white lines separating the black and blue on both sides.
#Optional: Draw some lines with screws, basically giving it a robot-like appearance.
#Draw the eyes, and you're done!
#Optional: Give one of the eyes a red glow, referencing the Terminator which is also a robot.
== Setshwantsho (Gallery) ==
== Bona gape (See also) ==
==References==
Category:Africa
Category:English Speaking Countryball
Category:Tswana Speaking Countryball
Category:Desert
Category:Landlocked
Category:Southern Africa
Category:Botswanaball
Category:UNball
Category:Republic
Category:Naro Speaking Countryball
Category:Tsoa Speaking Countryball
Category:Shua Speaking Countryball
Category:Blue White Black
Category:Funny Name
Category:Countryballs
Category:Christian
Category:Protestant
Category:African Unionball
Category:Sub-Saharan Africa
Category:Catholic