Earlsiesta

The Earlsiesta is a mid-season break in play following the Day 27 games where a Tarot reading occurs. Earlsiestas began in . 
Following the end of play on Day 27, Fans are greeted with a screen reading "Please wait...", after which three arcana are drawn. The players from teams corresponding to the first and third drawn arcana will receive modifications, seemingly related to the second drawn arcana. 
==Arcana==
Arcana were handed out as the blessings for . Each team received one card. Following the Descension, the Atlantis Georgias, Baltimore Crabs, Core Mechanics, and Ohio Worms were awarded the Fool card.
Number	Name 	Receiving Team(s)
I 	The Magician 	Yellowstone Magic
II 	The High Priestess 	Hawai'i Fridays
III 	The Empress 	Boston Flowers
IIII 	The Emperor 	Dallas Steaks
V 	The Hierophant 	Canada Moist Talkers
VI 	The Lover 	New York Millennials
VII 	The Chariot 	Unlimited Tacos
VIII 	Justice 	Seattle Garages
VIIII 	The Hermit 	Philly Pies
X 	The Wheel of Fortune	Charleston Shoe Thieves
XI 	Strength 	Tokyo Lift
XII 	The Hanged Man 	Hellmouth Sunbeams
XIII 	 	Kansas City Breath Mints
XIIII 	Temperance 	Chicago Firefighters
XV 	The Devil 	Hades Tigers
XVI 	The Tower 	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
XVII 	The Star 	Miami Dale
XVIII 	The Moon 	Houston Spies
XVIIII	The Sun 	Mexico City Wild Wings
XX 	Judgment 	San Francisco Lovers
 	Fool 	Atlantis Georgias, Ohio Worms, Core Mechanics, Baltimore Crabs
==List of Earlsiesta Readings==
===Season 12===
The Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
I The MagicianXII The Hanged ManXIIII Temperance
*OVER UNDER UNDER OVER
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*OVER UNDER, CURRY ALICIAKEYES
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*UNDER OVER, KENNEDY RODGERS
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Once the website returned to normal, the Events Page showed that two players had received new Modifications. Curry Aliciakeyes of the Yellowstone Magic, corresponding to I The Magician, gained the modification. Kennedy Rodgers of the Chicago Firefighters, corresponding to XIIII Temperance, gained the modification. The Hellmouth Sunbeams, corresponding to XII The Hanged Man, did not receive any modifications from their drawing.
Following the reading, Fans who had the Baltimore Crabs as their favorite team began construction on their new Ballparks.
===Season 13===
The Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
II The High PriestessXV The DevilXX Judgment
*GOING UNDER GETTING OVER
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*FRIDAYS GOING UNDER
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*LOVERS GETTING OVER
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*The Lovers' lineup has been optimized.
The Hawai'i Fridays, corresponding to II The High Priestess, are "GOING UNDER," and gained the modification. The San Francisco Lovers, corresponding to XX Judgment, are "GETTING OVER," and gained the seasonal modificaion. The Lovers' lineup was also "optimized," with their lineup taking on a new order. 
Following the reading, Fans of all teams besides the Baltimore Crabs began contributing towards the construction of their Ballparks, with many teams completing funding in mere minutes. The Crabs were offered options for Renovations to improve their ballpark. 
===Season 14===
The Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
XI StrengthFoolIII The Empress
*WYATT MASON, OVER
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*WYATT QUITTER, OVER
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*MOSES MASON, OVER
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The Tokyo Lift, corresponding to XI Strength, received the modification for Wyatt Quitter. Similarly, the Boston Flowers, corresponding to III The Empress, received the modification for Moses Mason. Fans have noted that both Wyatt Quitter and Moses Mason are survivors of the Wyatt Masoning. The arcana Fool corresponds to the Baltimore Crabs, the winners of , however, the emoji representing Fool appeared to change several times before the reading, sometimes showing the emojis for the Atlantis Georgias and Core Mechanics, but often showing the joystick emoji of Real Game Band, a team who only played during the inaugural Coffee Cup tournament. 
Following the readings, Boss appeared to speak on the ongoing Flooding crisis, and announce the first upcoming Off Season. Teams were also invited to begin renovations on their Ballparks, with several unique options available among all ballparks. 
===Season 15===
The Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
immateria materiaV The HierophantXIIIIII The Empress
*FROM THE BRIDGE, DOWNSTREAM
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*BREATH MINTS, MIDDLE
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*FLOWERS, AFTER
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In a surprise, the Season 14 champions, the Canada Moist Talkers, were drawn first, corresponding to V The Hierophant. Second was XIII, belonging to the Kansas City Breath Mints, who received the modifcation for the remainder of Season 15. Finally, III The Empress was drawn for a second week in a row, corresponding to the Boston Flowers. The Flowers received the modification, with a weekly duration. 
===Season 16===
The Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
materia immateriaXVI The TowerI The MagicianV The Hierophant
*FROM THE BRIDGE, UPSTREAM
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*Collins Melon, UPSTREAM
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*James Mora, UPSTREAM
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*James Mora's mods caused by Superyummy were removed.
First was XVI The Tower, belonging to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands; lineup player Collins Melon lost the modification with the text description "Collins Melon, UPSTREAM". I The Magician was drawn second, corresponding to the Yellowstone Magic; pitcher James Mora lost the modification with the accompanying text reading "James Mora, UPSTREAM". Finally, drawn for the second week in a row was V The Hierophant, the card of the Season 15 champions, the Canada Moist Talkers.
===Season 17===
The Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
immateria immateriaXVI The TowerV The HierophantIIII The Emperor
"The Reader interjectsProjects upon the textFishes from neighboring streams.""Flailing against the Current.""At the DeltaTributaries convergeThe Historian collects the sea."
materia materia
*OVER THE BRIDGE, UNDER THE BRIDGE
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*Baby Doyle, IMMATERIA IMMATERIA
** Bat
*Baby Doyle, IMMATERIA IMMATERIA
** Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement
**
**
**Overall 15.7 -> 15.7 + 0.1 
*Orville Manco, MATERIA MATERIA
** Bat
*Orville Manco, MATERIA MATERIA
** Force Field of Observation
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**Overall 11.2 -> 11.2 + 0.6 
In an unusual Earlsiesta reading, arrived to speak about the Reader and the Historian. The reading in recent seasons has used the terms immateria and materia in different ways, but this season, each term was doubled, bookending the reading. 
The Champions, the Dallas Steaks, were once again not in the center position in the reading. The first was, for the second time in a row, XVI Tower, belonging to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Lineup player Baby Doyle was given the item Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement, which placed the modifications and on them. The middle position was V The Hierophant, belonging to the Canada Moist Talkers. Nothing was granted to them. The final position, for the third season in a row, was IIII The Emperor, belonging to the Dallas Steaks. Their pitcher Orville Manco received the item Force Field of Observation, which granted them the modifications and .
===Season 18===
The Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
XIIII TemperanceVII The ChariotVIII Justiceout from undertake the over
Okay thank you.Special AnnouncementThe Seasonal Reading is hereby Suspended IndefinitelyIt was so fun while it lasted.Always a fun surprise.Moving onIt's Our pleasure to announceThe ILB Gift Shop is open for business!Give the people what they want!
lighten up
*OUT FROM UNDERTAKE THE OVER
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*TRUST ME, Justice Spoon
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*TRUST ME, Lotus Mango
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This time the introduction to the Earlsiesta reading was interrupted by the Boss, claiming that readings henceforth would be suspended; however, the reading proceeded as usual afterwards.
First in the reading was XIIII Temperance, belonging to the Chicago Firefighters, granting the Negative modification to Justice Spoon. Next was VII The Chariot, belonging to the LA Unlimited Tacos, placing the previous season's champion in the center for the first time since Season 14. Finally came VIII Justice, belonging to the Seattle Garages, also granting the Negative modification to Lotus Mango.
Following the reading, the Gift Shop opened alongside Renovations, allowing teams to designate items desired at Latesiesta and receive funding from fans of other teams. Additionally, one new decree and several new blessings were added to the , with the same text styling as the reading, and the will gained the same text styling.
===Season 19===
The Earlsiesta readings are as follows:
This season isn't prettyRatings are tanking.But there's hopeThe Seasonal Readings are cancelledWe've all had enough chaos.We will Repeal this CorruptionExit polls are showing a landslideThe Ratings will rebound.We guarantee it.It's a slam dunk.Play Ball!
under achieveoverwhelm
That's enough.Repeal Turn Tables.Play Ball.
*TURN OVER
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*TURN OVER, Nandy Slumps
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*TURN OVER, Mint Shupe
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*TURN OVER, Brock Watson
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*TURN OVER
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*TURN OVER, Yeong-Ho Garcia
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*TURN OVER, Ziwa Mueller
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*TURN OVER, Gunther O'Brian
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*TURN OVER
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*TURN OVER, Cannonball Sports
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*TURN OVER, Slosh Truk
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*TURN OVER, Huber Frumple
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*TURN OVER
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*TURN OVER, Riley Firewall
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*TURN OVER, Paula Turnip
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*TURN OVER, Stout Schmitt
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*TURN OVER
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*TURN OVER, Wanda Schenn
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*TURN OVER, Farrell Seagull
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*TURN OVER, Kina Larsen
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*TURN OVER
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*TURN OVER, Lotus Mango
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*TURN OVER, Tiana Wheeler
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*TURN OVER, Cory Twelve
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*TURN OVER
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*TURN OVER, Thomas Dracaena
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*TURN OVER, Rat Mason
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*TURN OVER, Spears Taylor
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*TURN OVER
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*TURN OVER, Lorcan Smaht
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*TURN OVER, Quack Enjoyable
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*TURN OVER, Frankie Incarnate
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As with the previous season, the Boss appeared and confirmed the cancellation of the readings, but after some minutes of delay the reading proceeded regardless.
This reading, every team in the ILB was drawn in groups of three. The first team in each triplet was granted the modification for one of their players; the second, the modification; and the third, the new modification.
Also like the previous season, the was modified with several new additions.
===Season 20===
Snackholders!What an incredible Earlseason!Ratings are rebounding!The numbers look promising.As a reminder,We have suspended the Seasonal Readings.This Season, We PromiseWe've got things Squared Away.
go long
No actual reading occurred this season, finally in keeping with the Boss's assertions that they were suspended. Instead, following Her appearance, a new section was added with a graph mapping teams' Levels.
===Season 21===
heynew giftssome of these are heavyhmmthese ones are weird"dynamic duo""1 of 2""complete the set"who makes this stuffanywaybreak timei need a snack
Again, no reading was held this season, only a brief appearance from the Monitor alluding to the addition of Uncle Plasma and Liquid Friend replicas to the Gift Shop.
===Season 22===
Rejoice!We are thrilled to announceComing Next SeasonThe ILB Semi-Centennial!Celebrating a half-century of exciting #Blaseball actionA look back at all the fun We've hadSince Blaseball's Return.And for you students of HistoryThe fun starts Today!For a Limited TimeThe ILB Gift Shop is offeringAncient Legends!Stars forged in AntiquityReady to return to action!Grab yours now while supply lasts!
This season, the Boss appeared at Earlsiesta, and after her appearance the Gift Shop included replicas of several players only seen thus far in the Library.
===Season 23===
set uptrick playhook and laddersafetygame overtear down
After a long absence, The Reader made an appearance at Earlsiesta, but no reading occurred.
===Season 24===
*EMERGENCY ALERTRIFFING INTENSIFIESSUPERNOVA COLLAPSESREALITY TEARSSTRANDS BRIDGEDENDS ZONE
*BLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) DRAINS
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*PULSAR (PULSAR) BEAMS
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**FROM DIAGONAL, GLOOD
**THE DESERT
**THE HALL
**FROM DIAGONAL, LEVIL
**THE VAULT
**THE HORIZON
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**The Tokyo Lift approach the Vault...
**The Breckenridge Jazz Hands approach the Vault...
**The Chicago Firefighters approach the Hall...
**The Hades Tigers approach the Vault...
**The Mexico City Wild Wings approach the Vault...
**The Atlantis Georgias approach the Hall...
**The LA Unlimited Tacos approach the Vault...
**The Miami Dale approach the Vault...
**The Boston Flowers approach the Vault...
**The Hellmouth Sunbeams approach the Vault...
**The Houston Spies approach the Vault...
**The Ohio Worms approach the Vault...
**The New York Millennials approach the Hall...
**The Dallas Steaks approach the Vault...
**The San Francisco Lovers approach the Vault...
**The Philly Pies approach the Vault...
**The Seattle Garages approach the Vault...
**The Core Mechanics approach the Vault...
**The Carolina Queens approach the Vault...
**The Canada Moist Talkers approach the Hall...
**The Charleston Shoe Thieves approach the Vault...
**The Yellowstone Magic approach the Vault...
**The Oxford Paws approach the Vault...
**The Baltimore Crabs approach the Hall...
SnackholdersRejoice!Thanks to Our swift ActionAnd your ContributionsProfits are SoaringWe are Winning
EMERGENCY ALERTRIFFING INTENSIFIESSUPERNOVA COLLAPSESREALITY TEARSSTRANDS BRIDGEDENDS ZONEDBLACK HOLE (BLACK HOLE) DRAINSPULSAR (PULSAR) BEAMS
NoWaitOkay no one panicThis is fine.We will handle this.
SIESTATUNINGPlease Wait...
helloThis is Parker MacMillan IIIII speakingI am the Blaseball CommissionerI'm not sure what's happeningI don't know if we can fix itBut I know She doesn't care what happens to youShe doesn't care where you end upIt's not fairYou deserve a sayBut you gotta go fastDon't give upHelp each otherGet moving
heycommish calledall hands on deck
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