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Five Nights at Fabios Hair Salon 2

It was a early Saturday afternoon, Billy was off watching one of his favorite TV Shows, Pimped up Ride. The show consisted of five people, all of which were in a gang their goal was to pimp up as many cars as they could. It was the only thing Billy's parents could memorize him with so he would leave them alone. Every time there was a commercial break, Billy would go into the kitchen and get something to eat. But one time, when he was walking to the kitchen, something caught his attention. "Come be apart of the new face of Fabio's Hair Salon!" Screamed the advertisement spokesman. Billy cringed and proceeded to watch the video. Although he wasn't very interested, something made him keep staring at the screen. It was almost as if he was hypnotized. Billy's parents were off somewhere as usual. Finally the advertisement ended, and Billy felt a sudden urge to go to Fabio's Hair Salon. Billy's Parents happily obliged and drove him to Fabio's. "Well son, we'll be back at six o'clock" His father said, cigar in hand. Billy nodded, and turned around taking a close inspection of the building. Balloons hung near the front door. A big banner that hung right above the ballons read "Fabio's" Written in big bold letters. Billy proceeded inside, and looked around. The place was empty except for about three other kids. He walked up to one of them, "What's going on here." Billy asked. The child didn't reply but just stared at him. Billy was weird-ed out by this and walked towards the payphone that sat right next to the entrance. He picked it up, and then realized the wire had been cut. He ran towards the front door, and pulled, and pushed. But it was locked. It was then he heard something. "Play my Game!" He turned around, to see a bright monitor, with Fabio's face on the front. He walked over to the computer, and pressed enter on the keyboard to begin the game. The screen then faded to black. 30 seconds later white text appeared, it read "Level 1: Get ready for Fabio" The level displayed nothing but grass, but the only thing is, there was blood on the ground, hyper-realistic blood. Billy then heard a scream. After that the screen faded to black. 30 seconds later, white text appeared, and this time it read "Look behind you" Billy turned around, only to see something horrid. Fabio, Fabio was sitting in a tub of blood, the same blood that he saw in the game. But then the blood turned into his bucket of McDonald's Chocolate Milk. Billy was furious, he then did a 360 no-scope on all of the kids, Fabio vanished, and the legend continues
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Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Vidya games
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Wall of Text
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Five Nights at Freddy's 2.exe

NOTE:IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE FIRST PART GO HERE:http://someordinarygamers.wikia.com/wiki/Five_night%27s_at_torrents
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I made a bad choice. An real bad choice.
I was watching Markiplier play FNAF2, and i had a thought. "Hmm. Should i open up chrome and search for the Full Game? Nope." I opened uTorrent and searched for Five Nights at Freddy's 2. "Hey! That looks legit!"
I pressed download. I went to the kitchen to take coffee and Ben And Jerry's chocolate brownie fudge.
I also opened up my Wii to play NSWB (Which i modded). After a hour,I took a other brownie fudge ice cream and went to the computer. "Oh,it has downloaded!" I opened the game and also opened the ice cream.
I ran to the kitchen to take a spoon. I heard something weird from the computer like "LEAVE NOW".
I didn't care,but i pressed New Game after i took a spoon. I felt that something was happening.
I passed the first night. "Easy Peasy,Lemoon Squeezy." I got to the 2nd night! I looked at the camera.
The marionette was writing something on the walls. "QUIT NOW OR SUFFER"
I looked at the Real Life clock. 19:32 P.M. I decided to leave the computer alone and i went to watch the news,but before i was in the living room, I heard the jumpscare sound. I said "Nah, I'll not play now,"
I turned on the TV, and i switched to the news channel. Something about... A man dead in a Kid's Pizzeria.
When i played the first one. The same happened. Was the game c-cursed? I started to cry. I went to my computer. I saw the night watch dead. Guts all over the floor. I went to my bathroom to puke. After i puked and ate food,i went to sleep. I dreamt i was the night watch there. It felt... Realistic. In the dream i ran to the front door, and broke it open. The animatronics bited me in the dream. They took my arm. I woke up and i saw someone in my room. A shadow like freddy's. I took my M1911 which had one clip. I moved around my house.
I was knocked out,and i woke up in a....party room? I was strapped in a chair. The animatronics were staring at me. Chica said "We just want to KILLplay!". I woke up. A dream in a dream. Someone ran at me and bit my leg like an lion. I was knocked out. I woke up in a hospital. I asked a nurse "What happened?Why am i here?"
The nurse said "You were bitten by an... Animatronic. You are fine though. After i got home,I opened the game.
Freddy said "Complete the game." I finished Night Five. I went to look in my mailbox. "A check? For me?"
120$ for playing a..videogame? I went to sleep happily. I heard the freddy jingle. I knew it wasn't my computer.
I took the hard drive of my pc. I took a sledgehammer. You know the rest. I went to sleep,and i thought "I'll just buy the game from steam. And get a new hard drive."
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:File Extensions
Category:Vidya games
Category:Dreams
Category:English Class Failure
Five Nights at Freddy’s.exe.avi

I love the video game series Five Nights at Freddy's. You know the one with creepy animatronics? Well today I got something in my inbox. It was a message from my friend Bob titled, "Five Nights at Freddy's.exe.avi/," and when I opened it, I got sucked into the world of fnaf.
In the fnaf world, I was an intern at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. By that time, the place closed for the night, and the manager asked me to be the security guard, and I said ok.
I was sitting at my desk blasting Limp Bizkit when some weird stuff started happening. The phone rang, and it was Shrek. He started singing Baby by Justin Bieber so I hung up. There were footsteps, and I turned on the door light, AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT OF THE DOORWAY!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! I heard running, and Foxy almost got into my office before I did a falcon punch on him. Foxy took a few steps back and exploded. Bonnie and Chica were approaching from either side, but I closed the doors right on them. They exploded too. But then I had to face Freddy himself. He broke through the door and morphed into this:
I said, "PENIS HOLE" to him, but it didn't work. HE RIPPED OFF MY FINGERS, AND THEN RIPPED OFF MY ARMS AND LEGS, AND THEN HE PUT MY REMAINS INTO A PAN AS I BEGGED FOR BOB ROSS TO SAVE ME, BUT FREDDY STARTED EATING ME ALIVE.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT OF THE PAN THE END
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Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Im died
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Shrek
Category:Shortpasta
Five nights at plushies

so at 2 am i ordered 69 plushes on ebay for 5 bucks. i payed the fucking money. and i went to my own plushes and made sexy porn videos.
i woke up and went to work. i came back to see millions of plushes with huge dicks and boobies outside of my house i was all like WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?
i saw my dog in a giant top hat hanging on the ceiling from the basement with burning dicks under it. i stopped the fire and saved my doge. i went inside my house and it was full of plushes. like covering the walls and floor and EVEN ON THE GODAMN MUTHA FUCKING FAN!!!
the TV had porn on it but was on mute with remote on fire. i went upstairs to find 2 girl plushes i didn't buy. they jumped on me and forced there boobs and hyper realistic pussy to get all over my face. then a bunch of spooky skeletons broke through the windows (there girls by the way) and they fucked with us. after that i got skeleton aids. then 69 girls came from under the plush floor and pulled me under where i was in the bikini bottom but looked like some sex place with boobs and butts and pussies and dildos everywhere. sex dolls on trees and evil patrixx hasing sex with evil patrishaxx (remember patrisha from that 1 spongebob episode)
we had sex in the "krusty crabs the place to get crabs" it was a strip club. i got skeleton aids but that didn't stop me then i got lobsters a new dissease thats like crabs but worse. then a bunch of goombas barged in and fucked all the girls i decided to swim up. it was night. after 5 days of hasing sex.
my house was on fucking fire, i ran out and everyone was now getting fucked to death. i took my 3 favorite girls out with me but foxy from fnaf went into the house and fucked all of us up the ass and my house burnt down. and im died. now my sexy ghost is writting this, but where was shrek when this happened?!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Skeletons
Category:Im died
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Shrek
Category:Hyper-realistic
Flash

I'm gone in a flash,
I might make a crash,
I need to make trash,
While I twirl my 'stache,
Stab myself, a four-foot gash,
Hit myself until I'm mash,
Then run away in a dash,
Three pretty little women flirting,
Am I ready? I started jerking,
At your heart, it's barely working,
That's because you're just a dead corpse,
Doctor Frankenstein's throat is hoarse, 
Because once he killed you with no remorse,
I ripped out his vocal cords,
Cauterize the wound with a torch,
He also blacked out on his porch,
You scared? There's the door,
You have to get past the war,
Between the spiders and a Trojan horse,
If you need some pot or alcohol,
You need to learn how to bounce off the wall,
So when you're smoking, you can also maul,
Get it now, you're my final assault,
After that, I'm gonna be gone in a flash,
I bet before we do that we're gonna clash,
So if we do, I'll empty your cache,
With bullets flying through and your brain stem is snapped.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Flashing.exe

I recently downloaded Camstudio, a desktop recorder. It seemed legit, and there are a lot of videos with people using it. As soon as it finished downloading, i tested it. I messed around with the settings until i was ready to record. When i started to record, it seemed to work. But it was a little laggy. I kept messing with the settings a little bit more, and i noticed a weird option that said, "End flashing". I had no idea what that meant, but i clicket it. Then my computer started flashing different colors. I paniced for a moment and restarted my computer. When it rebooted, i went on Google Chrome and typed in, "camstudio flashing". Some links popped up and i clicked one. The article said this.
"There have been reports of epileptic seizures caused from the flashing. There have also been reports of mental issues, nightmares, and lack of sleep."
I have to admit i chuckled at, "lack of sleep". But this was serious, what could possibly happen from the flashing? I understood the seizure part, but how could you get nightmares? I did a little more research and i found a chat room full of people who have experienced the flashing. Here is what i learned.
Aparently one person had a nightmare about getting ripped into shreds by a mysterious figure. Some have heard a strange voice calling their names. I found this extremely frightening
While i was doing my research, i heard a voice calling MY NAME. When I turned around, I saw someone in my window for half a second. That was when i got scared. When i turned around to continue my research, a strange chat request appeared on my computer. Being the FREAKING DUMBASS I AM I accepted it. this is the conversation that happened.
portalfan (me): Hello?
TheCreator: WHY DID YOU PRESS IT?
portalfan: what?
TheCreator: Flashing.exe, there is no decline
portalfan: who are you?
TheCreator: No decline my friend, no decline
(TheCreator has left the chatroom)
I had no idea who TheCreator was, but i did more research. There were also reports of people getting emails from an anonymous user. The user only gave his innitials, TC.
Whoa, this was getting freaky. Flashing.exe. I think that was the "End flashing" option. I went to open up Camstudio, but i was interrupted by a noise. I got an email. It said this
"He's coming, you can't hide. You can only run. -Anonymous"
I was completely terrified now. I think TheCreator might have been someone involved in the making of Camstudio. If there was more than one person involved in the making. It was 1:59 AM, so i needed to get some sleep. I couldn't sleep that night. There was a voice calling my name. But the next morning, i did more research
It's been awhile since everything has happened. I hope I will be able to sleep one day, and not see a dark figure at the end of my bed every night......
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:File Extensions
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Flex Seal lost episode

Hi, my name is Robert Morton but you can call me bob morton or bob. I'm a relatable American teenager who totally exists and I wanted to tell you guys about something that's a little embarrassing. i am dead, don't worry about me though this story has a happy ending I was a young, ambitious executive of Omni Consumer Products. Dick had to kill me because I made a mistake, no I am not talking about my kids. I am talking about the time i used human remains to create a cyborg police officer. I went to Heaven, at lest i thought i was. It ternd out that i was in hell all along being psychologically tortured by a demon named Michael. That's not what i'm gonna talk about though. I am going to talk about one of my wackiest experience in hell. I was walking home from school, i was sad because i was banned form schoo because i ate a brick of hyper realistic cocaine. I saw Georgia sale. I thought. Sick, i loved the garage sales. I saw a laser disk. It said flex tape in hyper realistic blood on the top. The old man runing the selel said dont buy it. Breck it. Its evil. I said shut up boomer. This is why nobody loves you. I got it for $0. 01. I put it in my laser disk player. phil swift walked in frame. He said. I am phil swift and this is Flex Seal. I saw kids in cages. He sied to show you the power of Flex Seal i will saw this kid in half Phil swift tok a chainsaw and sawed the kids in half as the kid screened. Phil swif grabbed a kid and ate him. He ripped out a kids heart and ate it too. I was VERY scared at this point Then Phil swift put a kid down a big garbage disposal the kid screamed a very scared screem. The kid's hyper realistic legs came off. Then Phil swifts mouth became a garbage disposa and put the kid in there. I was VERY scared at this point. I smashed the VCR and thok out the floppy disk. And smashed the floppy disk. Has this ever happened to you let us know in the comments down below
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Category:Wall of Text
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Shortpasta
Flickering Light Bulb

The next time you see a light bulb flicker, put your ear to your TV, and make sure static is on it.
You will hear a sharp, demonic, purely evil voice, beckoning you to turn off the lights. If you hear anything else, you must get a candle wick and rub it on the TV.
Failure to do so will result in the lights going out,and then a cold, hard, almost as if made of stone hand grab you, and kill you.
If you hear the beckoning, whatever you do, DON'T TURN OFF THE LIGHTS. If you look out the window, you will see your light bulb floating outside the window... with a cold, hard, statue holding it suspended.
You will black out. You will not remember the events of the night, but you will know...you are now that statue.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Flickery Things

I'm kind of a useless guy. I used to spend all of my money on lottery tickets while mooching off of my mom who enables my NEET lifestyle. Luckily I wasted just enough money to win a massive lottery of $750,000 dollars. Then I found out what taxes were and the government took half of it from me.
It kind of sucks, but I bought a cheap house and moved out anyway. Because of my lifestyle my sleep schedule is terrible so I'm lucky to get more than 4 hours at a time. Now I hallucinate pink elephants that keep offering me free tickets to Disneyland Boise. There is no Disneyland in Boise, which is very disappointing.
Then one day I decided to spend all night watching my unnecessarily expensive security system. Some creature that looked like a botched science experiment was running around outside. Then I realized it was just a really ugly dog chasing its own tail. Later I saw some squirrels gather around a tree stump and have a conversation. It turned out one of them was wearing a wire so it got acorned to death. They dumped the body in a gofer hole and then got drunk on Maple syrup. Where did the maple syrup come from? I still don't know.
Since that night I see random lights flickering around me. I thought they were hallucinations until some anime guy with white hair and one eye informed me they were called Mushi. Some can be dangerous, so I should be careful. Then I ran out of money and moved back in with my mom. I have no idea how to manage money or my mental health, and that's the real horror story.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Flip The Frog

I love Flip The Frog. I always have. I had always watched the cartoons when I was little. But a memory of one certain cartoon is stuck in my mind. I don't want to believe it's real but I know it is. I can't deny it.
I remember most of it like I just saw it yesterday. It started when I was viewing the cartoons on a VHS tape of many Flip cartoons. After seeing a cartoon called "Room Runners", one more came on.
It started with the normal opening, then the title card came on and sayed "FLIP'S NIGHTMARE".
It started with Flip dancing around in a field. He dashed through a field of roses, laughing the whole time. This is where the cartoon took a turn for the worst.
As Flip laughed, he suddenly stopped when he spotted a dark figure walking towards him in the distance. It looked like a grim reaper, but wasn't. Flip shivered at the sight of the figure. The figure stopped in front of Flip, then pulled him by his leg.
Flip tried to fight back, but this mysterious figure just ignored him. Suddenly, a large, spiraling portal appeared, and I remembered it being very bright. The figure walked in, while Flip tried to get away. But it was no use. Flip was pulled in. The screen was black for a few seconds, then Flip appeared.
He was in a weird area, and he tried to run away. After he started running, a strange, large creature appeared.
It ended with Flip screaming. Then it came to The End screen normally. And I was terrified. It gave me nightmares for about a week. I was ready to tell someone about this experience but people wouldn't believe me. I know they wouldn't. The tape with the evil cartoon was destroyed when my family moved.
I want to tell my family about the cartoon but they won't believe me. I know they won't. They will think I'm crazy. This is stressing me out.
I need to rest.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Animulz
Category:Beings
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Flog's Big Day

I am Flog, I've done they be is, but he do? If isn't they've hadn't be is if he did. Wow. I guess it's a good thing that we didn't have to go through with this plan of yours. We could've been killed by the ECS and all those other groups.
I then decided to go ahead with my original plan. The only reason why I went along with this one was because I thought it would be easier. I didn't want to waste time on something like this again.
The next day, I headed out to meet the ECS members.
I walked up to each member of the ECS and started talking to them. I made sure to keep their attention for as along as possible. Eventually, I got to a man who looked about my age. He noticed me staring at him and smiled.
I then punched his asshole hard enough that he fell over. He grabbed his crotch in pain, but he didn't seem to mind. 
"What the fuck are you doing?" He asked. "What did I do wrong?"
"The anus is the weak spot to every man, if you were a true ECS agent, you'd know that, pathetic!" I screamed.
I then grabbed his hand and shook it vigorously. His eyes widened in shock when he realized what I just did.
"Thank you..." He said, and then I kissed him passionately. 
I then took off my shirt and revealed my chest. It was huge.
"That's... very impressive..." He said.
I then began to suckle on his nipples while continuing to talk to him.
I then pulled out my penis and shoved it right into his mouth. He eagerly began sucking on it.
"Mmm, you taste so good..." 
I then quickly fired my rocket penis straight into his face. He screamed in pain and fell backwards. 
"Ohh, you're too slow, let's try this..."
I then quickly activated my missiles and blasted him into oblivion.
I then immediately brought Tupac back to life and began sucking on his dick.
"Ahhh, such a nice cock, I love it so much..."
I then told him to give me some advice.
"Hmmm, I think you should try to become more powerful than you already are. Maybe you could even be able to defeat me someday..."
I then went bowling and had fun.
I then shoved the bowling ball into Motuh's ass. He gasped in pain and tried to catch it, but failed miserably.
I then won the bowling ball competition and told Motuh that I'll see him soon.
I then launched a missile at Motuh, which hit him square in the face. He fell backwards and screamed in pain.
I then took the bus home. When I arrived, I found that everyone has left, except for me and Motuh.
I then engaged Biggie Smalls' anus. He seemed pretty happy about it.
I then prayed for Vanilla Ice for advice.
I answered yes to all of his questions.
THE END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Flossing

I never remembered to floss. It just wasn't on my radar, until I got a toothache. Then I decided to start flossing daily and brushing twice not just once. But the tooth ache didn't go away.
I immediately recalled horror stories I've read of people pulling out nerves or worms or maggots or something. Ghosts even, out of their pained tooth.
So I did what every self respecting person does after having a toothache for a week, and not being able to go to the dentist for years. I found a dentist and made an appointment.
Then she found something so horrifying, so bone-chillingly spooky and horrific. Blood curdling.
A three thousand dollar dental bill.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta