Bongik.exe

It was a bright summer's day on the 56th of June in Columbus Ohio when I was sat in my house staring at the wallpaper. (As I am known to do when I am in Ohio) when I receive a letter in the mail from usps. I open it and inside was a CD and a letters. The letters was from me mate Kyle. It said "ayo, what up George. U fuqin weapon. I got really high last night and order this CD off Ali express. I cannie be arsed to deal with it so can you destroy it for us?
Pleese 👉👈? Btw what is it wiff caracters in creepypastas communicating through letter like it's 1829 ffs. I haven't had to rite on a bit of paper since a was at school or summik. Anyways gotta gan take a shite brb." And that's all the letter say. 
I tuck a closer look at the CD and it say bongik.exe in thick black shoe polish. I am a massive idiot so I put it in my cd player. My cd player then told me "this is a cd-rom you fucking divvy. It doesn't gan in the cd player it gans in the computer." I then apologise to cd player and put it in my compooter. 
When it boot up it turn out to be a copy of sonic the hedgehog. I was then happy bcs I fuqin luv sonic. A think he's pure class like. 
However when the intro screen finish I notice something for a split second sonic's eyes were bloodshot and the copyright year turn to say ©sega 420. I dismissed this as a glitch or something. Plus I was aboot 3 cans in at the time so a didn't worry too much. Apart from that the game was normal for the first few levels until I got to the first battle wiff robotnik. He said "wa haha, imma spark you out you stoopid hedgeboy." Robotnik then punch sonic. I then cried for a bit because sonic was me favourite character. Sonic then he got back up and transformed into Bongik!!!! He then said "sup fuckers. Imma smoke up if that's okay with you's like?" And he did bcs robotnik and tails were cool with it. (Oh yeah I forgot to mention tails was there) 
But then all of a sudden sonic.exe appeared and killed Bongik. I then cried again for a bit bcs Bongik was my new favourite character. And he was so cool he didn't deserve it. Tails then proceeded to bust ass at gale force seven and it completely destroy my compooter. I then cried again for a bit bcs that computer was me favourite character. After about 15.56264636 seconds I hear something from over my shoulder "imagine there's no heaven..."
I quickly turn around to sea who the fuck it was. To my surprise it was a hyper realistic gal gadoue! And she brought a heipar realstick sonic.exe with her!. Sonic then stabbed me dog, scuffbag. I then said "wot Yee dee that for?! Yee chibbed me fuqin dug ye bastad!" 
He didn't give a shit and then he stabbed me fish. A then cried for a bit bcs that fish was me new favourite character.
However, just when all hope was lost, an unlikely hero entered the fray. The back door came flying off its hinges to reveal John Lennon! He said "I have come to repair my legacy!" He then Thow gal gadoue into the garbage at 72 nautical miles per hour.
Then sonic.exe stab John Lennon. However Job lemon was from Merseyside and thus was unfazed by it. Lennon then throw sonic out the window at 24 frames per second. 
Then a was like "cheers pal" but then ringo star come in and was like "hey guys, maybe we should't throw people out of windows. You know with it being illegal and all?" "Shut up ringo!" Said John before me, John and tails all chinned ringo. (Oh yeah I forgot to mention tails was there) 
Then John remember he was meant to be dead and so he leave. Ringo was taken to the A&E and tails bust ass agen causing me to suffocate. 
Anyway, I'm really high rn see you later
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Sonic
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:File Extensions