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Tosh.0 Strange Episode

Many of you have probably seen the episode of Tosh.0 with Tex, the Man who Shot Himself. It was one of the better episodes.
One day, I was watching TV and it came on, but from the very beginning something seemed wrong.
Daniel's jokes were a bit more morbid than usual (he said things like, "Oh well, you're all gonna die anyway") but then came the web redemption with Tex.
After watching the clip, he said, "That's Tex who shot himself in the leg. Fuck you all, you're all gonna die." He then pulled out a gun and shot towards the camera.
After scream after scream and shot after shot, Daniel walked offscreen and from there, the greenscreen shut off showing just a green screen for several minutes with gunshots and screams and a sickening crunch every few seconds in the background.
After around 15 minutes, Daniel came back on screen and said, "Fuck you, goodnight," shoved the gun in his mouth and shot. It then played the "End Credits" song as the camera panned out showing the audience as usual.
They were all dead and bloody but were more realistic unlike Tosh.0's usual fake blood. After the credits rolled, another episode came on, the original Tex episode.
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Total Drama Banned Movie

Total Drama is a American TV show aired on cartoon network,teletoon etc. filled with comical teens who are eliminated throughout the series by their cruel host Chris McLean, and his sidekick Chef Hatchet. But, there is a movie deemed unairable for obvious reasons.
It starts with Chris at camp Wawanakwa where he quotes his usal," Welcome to total drama. Im your host Chris Mcclean, and im here to put teens through painful obstacles with my unpaid co-host/unpaid intern Chef. Lets meet the contestants who will probally get hurt, A LOT!" Chris and Chef did their sadistic chuckles. Im not going to name all the contestants because that would take all night. Anyways heres why the movie wasnt aired it was a DEATH CAMP! The first obstacle course was they all had to make it from one side of the camp to the other without getting killed by Chef. (Who had a chainsaw.) At first Mike was falling behind because of Mal before he could turn back to mike Mal plummited a knife through is arm and said showing no pain "You thought you could get rid of me huh, wrong old Mikey!" Mike finally got controll again right before Chef push his chainsaw to the ground, and instead of hitting Mike like intended he sliced Sadie's arm of as Katie watched Chef laughed manicaly as he finished her off as she wallowed to Katie as Chef finished both of the girls off "Why?!" were their last words. Courtney started complaining to Scott about how chris was going to pay and Eva told her to "Shut up and run." They finally made it with only two who didnt make it. The next course was apparently the 2nd out of three. and it was a survival by gun Chris said 2 would die. The first was Eva, because Courtney shoved her into Chef and he shot her square in the head she called courtne a bi- she couldnt make out the last of it. The next is B. It is unknown how he died but his body was in the bloody water by the dock. Next was the last challenge an all round course. Sorry ill have to make a part 2 im out of time to finish this it wont take me long to make part 2 though.
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Total Drama Island:Ezekiel's Revenge

So you know that TV Show On Cartoon Network Right? Total Drama Island? Well Here is my story
One Night I Was Browsing The Internet One Night When i stumbled on the Total Drama Island Season 6, Episode 1 "wait...when was there a Season 6" i thought. i bought it out of curiosity hoping i would get it 3 days later
but it managed to come 1 day Total. After that i went to the living room and inserted the disc,after that there was a error. after it ejected "Odd" i said. I FINALLY got it in playing the intro...but something was off...Gwen was missing,owen was running from something i needed to get a closer look on,i shrugged it off and continued the episode. Noah was hanging himself,trent had his sockets out of his eyes,Justin Stabbed Himself in the Chest. "HOLY S***"
I SAID WITH FEAR. I turned off the TV but it would not turn off. so i watched the rest of the episode...
It said Ezekiels revenge For the Title Card "hmmm thats odd" i said. it started with heather trash talking gwen in the spin the bottle challenge "episode 27 perhaps?" i said. Ezekiel appeared Behind Chris and Stabbed him 5 times in the chest,Real Blood Was Seen. "well no shit ezekiel" i said. i went to make some popcorn "2:30 is the time i guess" i said. i went back with my popcorn and unpaused the episode. "YOU GOTTA HELP US CARSON" said gwen on the TV
"WHAT THE F*** HOW DID THEY KNOW MY NAME" i said in horror "Your Too Late" Ezekiel Said with a sinister laugh "okay,okay,its a normal episode just keep watching.
The Scene was now Trents Audition Tape but something weird happend...Trents Eyes Have been Pulled out Of His Sockets Showing Blood On His Face. "I WANT TO TURN OFF THIS TV PLEASE" I SAID everyone walked towards the screen chanting "wawanakwa,wawanakwa,wawanakwa,wawanakwa" the episode ended... "the nighmare is over" i said in relief i grabbed the case and disc,put the disc in the case and shipped to The Total Drama Island Owners to see for them selves.
7 days later. i get a letter. it was from the crew. "hello carson,were sorry that this ended horribly for you, weve sent you some safe episodes with no gore,we even sent you a free total drama island shirst from characters, thank you weve handled the disc -The Total Drama Crew" i thanked them alot they were the nicest...but it was notover yet.
That is The End Of My Story
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Total Drama Lost Episode

One dreary, rainy night I was up watching some old total drama island reruns in my room. It was 3 am and it was very scary. Suddenly, an advertisement popped up telling me I could watch a new never before seen total drama episode. Interested, I clicked the popup, and it took me to a strange website where the intro began playing immediately. The entire screen had a bright red filter over it and all of the characters that appeared in the intro had creepy hyper realistic eyes looking straight at the camera instead of where they usually would look. Just then, the theme song began to play and said, "Your mom and dad are not alright, those guys are not alive". Startled, and honestly a bit creeped out, I ran downstairs and saw a track of dirty sneaker prints leading into my parent's bedroom. Horrified, I ran into their bedroom and was traumatized by what I saw. There on my parents' bed, stabbing them multiples times in the chest was what appeared to be someone resembling Chris McLean from total drama. He also had hyper realistic, bloodshot eyes, and was dressed in loose torn remains of a prison gown. By this point he must've noticed me because he stared at me before eerily crawling off the bed and standing to face me in front of the bed. Just then, the song It's getting hot in here began to mysteriously play, as Chris began stripping his clothes off coming closer to me each second. After he was completely in the nude, he began doing Leshawna's dance from "Beach Blanket Bogus" to the song. I ran for my life, broke a window and escaped the house unharmed. The next day I went to therapy, but they did not believe me and instead put me in the mental hospital. I am now an orphan and I think everyday about the time Chris McLean murdered my beloved parents.
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Total Miner: Forge

You know that game on XBOX Live Indie called Total Miner: Forge? If you play Minecraft you probably do. It's pretty much the same thing. I downloaded it to try it out, see what it is. I was hooked. It's pretty fun, collecting blueprints, stuff like that. I made a huge house in 2 Hours. I had a Portal leading to a cave were I mine. I kept going back and forth making trips. Then, I saw a strange creature in the distance of the cave. It wasn't a lurker. It was a Player. He ran towards me. He stared in my face, not moving, and disappeared. When he disappeared a SFX played. It sounded like a human death cry. It was weird.
It was 2:00 AM and I started to make my summer home, by a huge lake in the distance, I gathered wood and headed out there. I saw the Player standing in the distance again. He flew right in my face. He whispered, 'Lurkers are Near, hide your fear...' and disappeared. That weird Human Cry SFX played again. I ignored it and went on building my summer cabin. It took me about 10 minutes until it was finished. I placed some chests in there and placed all my supplies. I saw a Spider Egg by my spawn. A whole cluster of them, maybe 40. There were 100s of lurkers circling my house, good thing I had a Diamond Sword. I ran over there and destroyed all the Spider Eggs. All the Lurkers died.
I didn't see the Player until 3:40 AM. He was in my summer home. He destroyed half of it, taking a bunch of blocks with him. He ran off. I replaced the stolen blocks and guarded my house. I kept an eye out for the strange player. I looked at the time. 4:20 AM. I decided to make a city. I made a building with the shops in it, a blacksmith shop, a crafting shop, and a storage shop. At the end of the street was my house. It was 5:20 AM when I finished the city. It was late, but I didn't care I love Total Miner, and I don't care what anyone else says!
It was 7:00 AM. I decided to get some breakfast. I grabbed a box of Apple Jacks and put them in a bowl. I scarfed it down and went back to Total Miner: Forge. I looked at the screen and saw the mysterious Player. He was running around circling me. He kept saying 'HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP' then he fell on the ground. The screen started to freak out. Static was everywhere. The screen turned Red. I saw the words GAME OVER on the screen. I started to freak out. I turned off my XBOX in a haste. I turned it back on. It started on my Avatar screen. My avatar was me. It looked exactly like me, the face, the glasses, everything. Even the dirt in my fingernails were visible. That creeped me out. Then, a knife came flying and hit my avatar head. I swear when that happened I blacked out. I woke up at 12:00 AM. Total Miner: Forge was opened. There was a flat land on the screen I picked up my controller.
I started to walk around, trying to find anything, then I saw the Player. He was holding a bloody knife. He looked directly at me and threw i-
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Totewelt

In April, i downloaded a Project 64 emulator and i was so excited to play the games like Banjo-Kazooie, GoldenEye and Super Mario 64. I have always visited the forums of freeware/shareware games, as i developed games on my own.
But during the 4th day of the same month, i came across a wierd internally-developed Nintendo 64 game called Totewelt, which also had a PC version. The game was about a man called Angst Totewelt who survived the apocalypse and is the only remaining on post-apocalyptic Earth, as he tries to battle monsters. No information further was found, since no one has ever beaten the game.
I thought "Maybe i'm the first one to complete the game".
But i thought wrong.
Later when i downloaded the ROM, i started the game with Project 64. The first words seen on screen after the logos were just "PWL Games und Vernichtung Game Studios GmbH präsentieren".
After the game screen showed up, i thought that PWL sounded familiar. I went on Google, and searched "PWL Games" and the results said that PWL means Potato Who Laboratories. Pretty wierd, hu? Well, it gets wierder.
Since i didn't know German language at all, when i tried the translate the text, all i got was "PWL Games and Destruction Game Studios GmbH present"
As i clicked the "destruction" word, the suggestions were annihilation, extermination and death. That sounds familiar, as the Polybius' developer's name is also German and means Sense deletion.
As i started playing the game, there was Doom/Wolfenstein-styled difficulty selection and the suggestions were:
#Dieses Spiel riecht meine Angst, ich eher in der niedrigsten Schwierigkeits spielen (similiar to Can i play, daddy?/I'm too young to die)
#Es ist ein Spiel, was kann man erwarten? (similiar to Hey, not too rough/Don't hurt me)
#Keine Verzögerung, kein Angsthase, nur Pistolen und Fäusten (similiar to Hurt me plently/Bring 'em on!)
#Scheiß auf alle (some unknown difficulty)
#Inkarnieren sie mich (similiar to I Am Death Incarnate/Ultra-Violence)
#Eliten (similiar to Über/Nightmare, the hardest difficulty, it even includes meteors, fire and lava, even flashes some symbols of Satan)
I decided to try out Eliten.
I started playing the game and first thing that flashed was the star used, of course, as a symbol of Satan.
I saw nothing, but burned, destroyed buildings. I heard some NPC yelling "OVER HERE"
I ran to him and he said: "Thank god, you're here. I need you to listen. There was an explosion and now there are radioactive monsters everywhere."
You don't say.
NPC told me to follow him and we were near a door when suddenly a monster came out of nowhere and ate him. I ran away and shot the monster. I had 30% ammo remaining.
I saw yet another monster, but it ran at me so fast and snapped the protagonist's head, which resulted in Game Over, which seconds later resulted on Blue Screen of Death and memory erase.
I cried few hours and my dad got me a new computer.
Now i'm here to tell the story. Never play it.
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Touch Grass

"Touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dust, dirt and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.
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Touch the Grass

They didn't touch the grass. The grass notices this and begins to surround their house. They try to escape. The grass grabs and their legs and they run back to the house just in time. The lock all of the windows and doors praying to god that they will hold out. They stay trapped inside for days. Days turn into weeks and their food supply runs out. They can't call for help as the grass has cut all of the phone cords. The hunger eventually gets to them. They can't take it anymore. They open the door. The grass floods into their house and penetrates every hole in their body. They are now touching the grass. They now are the grass. Their family begins to get worried as they haven't contacted them in weeks. Their family drives up to their house. The cry out in horror and they see their rotting loved one hung up by the grass as a warning. The grass surrounds the car. They then touch the grass too. They are the grass.
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Touka's Suicide

Let me just start off by saying that if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn't one.
I was an intern at Gonzo Studios for a year in 2010 for my degree in animation. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would crap themselves over it.
Now, since I worked with the editors and animators, I got to view the new episodes days before they aired. I'll get right to it without any unnecessary details. They had very recently made the Saki anime adaption and the entire staff was sapped from creativity so it took them longer to start up the new season. But the delay lasted longer for more upsetting reasons. There was a problem with the series 2 premiere that set everyone and everything back for several months.
Me and two other interns were in the editing room along with the lead animators and sound editors for the final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be "Friends" and gathered around the screen to watch. Now, given that it isn't final yet animators often put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often times lewd titles, such as "How sex doesn't work". Nothing particularly funny but work related chuckles. So when we saw the title card "Touka's Suicide" we didn't think it more than a morbid joke.
We watch the tape and Touka committed suicide in it. Koromo booed with a lot of malice along with everyone else. Touka looked forlorn. There was some pictures of dead people popping up on screen. Then the video ended and Stephen Hillenburg came in and demanded to know what the hell was going on. Now I think twice about things.
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Toy.avi

First of all, this is not fake. The video exists, and before you think "This is bullshit", here is the link.
[Deleted link.]
I am telling you the video is crazy and it has some strange effects on you: headaches, blurred vision, nightmares and such (I am feeling each one of them and it's not funny. I am scared and I can't sleep; I am afraid.)
The video seems to be old. Static often interrupts the video, only a small portion becoming visible. I believe that the video used to belong in a VHS tape. I am sure of it, as it has that damaged tape problems included and most of the sound is horrible!
The music seems to be an old piano sound. The sound continues, eventually becoming mixed with a baby crying desperately in pain.
The video itself is not simple. It consists of someone cutting a hand with a small knife (It seems so real). When the hand is almost separated from the wrist, the person who was cutting decided to break the bones in a violent way! The hand was pulled apart and you could see the bone coming out, but no cracks were heard.
The video abruptly skipped to the second part. The second part of the video is not easy to understand, and seems like someone is playing with a brain or intestines. They appear to be mashed up. It is hard to tell due to the quality and due to the camera being zoomed in on the brain or intestines or whatever.
Blood is everywhere and to be honest it scared me a lot. I am feeling sick while I am writing this, and I need to rest after this, guys. You have the link so be my guest and try it for yourself!
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Toy Freddy’s Gamer Rampage

Toy Freddy Fazbear the Bear (born September 1, 1939) is an American rapper, influencer, and Gamer. Born in the *New & Improved* Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Toy Freddy performed, influenced, and game'd there for his entire life. He rose to fame in the late 1980s as the lead singer of the Toy Animatronics Band, one of the best-selling furry groups of all time. Their hiatus saw the release of his debut album Morbid Obesity & Almost Mediocre Pizza (1987), which featured the US Billboard Hot 100 number one singles "Fat & Plastic" and "Too Thicc For U".
Toy Freddy then did something that would impact him for the rest of his fat plastic bear life...
=== The Drug Incident ===
On December 12, 1989, Toy Freddy did a fuckton of steroids and crack cocaine. The result was an enraged, coked up bear. After doing all of those drugs, he went to his Gaming PC to play Fortnite. He lost a game and then went on a Gamer Rampage. He beat the living shit out of a lot of his victims, damaged a lot of property, and pissed in the ball pit. He was then tased by the police and that was the last we saw of him for years...
=== Freedom ===
On March 8, 2019, Ariana Grande paid for his bail and he was released from prison a few days later. In an interview with CNN (those demorats!) she was asked about this and she stated "I like bears lmao". Toy Freddy then reunited with bandmates shortly after being released. No one heard from his singing career until a couple years later in 2021. On March 8, 2021, him and his bandmates starred in a J-pop music video titled "ちょw マジww 無理www【Toy Freddy & Toy Bonnie & Toy Chica】".
=== Aftermath ===
Toy Freddy and his lil gangstas have split up but our beloved bear is now doing collabs with Ariana Grande.
He is also participating in E Sports events. Toy Freddy paid the government over $2,000 to cover up his past crimes. They accepted his bribe and removed all of his criminal records and deny what he has done back in the 80's. Ngl, that's kinda savage! He's currently dating a FNAF TikToker that got him pregnant. They're planning to get married soon. Speaking of TikTok, many people now are simping for him on the app. Damn I wish I was Toy Freddy rn!
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