Brown Mist

IDK what to put here. LOL. Well, enjoy this Trollpasta ig...???!!?!
OK, so basically. I was working as an intern at Nickeloden Studios because plot. I got to see the episodes of SpongeBob that were 'supposedly' locked in the Nickeloden Vaults. Maybe? I don't know. I honestly found some gems like a unaired version of WhoBob Whatpants. But, that's a story for another day. I finally finished my taxes because the cops were on my ass at any given moment. Those pigs. Oink oink. Damn little motherfuckers with their rules and regulations. Bleh! Who gives a flying shit?! Well, not me! Not me at all!
But, back to what I was saying. I saw a lot of SpongeBob episodes. Some of them had names that I thought were jokes. Like for example; Squidward Spreads Rumours about Patrick's Micropenis, SpongeBob Gets His Hand Trapped in a Meat Grinder and Sandy Cheats on SpongeBob for Reddit Karma. Just to name a few. One episode was, different, however…
The episode was called Brown Mist. Apparently, according to the person who made it. The person's name was unknown BTW. It was a 'successor' to the hit episode that gave children nightmares, Red Mist! (Also known as Squidward's Suicide).
I was kinda suspicious. It was a tape. A very strange one at all. The tape itself looked old and there was only one thing written on it. That was the words Brown Mist. Written in brown sharpie. Woah! I can't believe I found it in the Vaults!
I inserted the tape. It began rather strangely. It started with the generic and classic intro. However, something wasn't quite right. There was what appeared to be whispering in the background. The whispering itself sounded distorted and weird. Couldn't make out what they were saying.
The episode started. It started with SpongeBob and Patrick playing outside. Squidward seems to be playing on his claranet. However, the notes sounded, jumbled and the pitch started to increase. SpongeBob and Patrick could be heard laughing, they seemed to jiggle about like jelly, or bouncy boobs. Probably jelly. Yeah.
Squidward was pissed. So, he seemed to burst the window open. He looked down, screamed. He looked up. He looked enraged.
'Will you fucking shitheads shut the fuck up? I need to fucking practice for my fucking concert, you fucking cocksuckers!' 
I couldn't believe my ears. Squidward swore? He flipped off the camera. My heart started to pound. What could be wrong about watching more? I should've stopped...
The sky got darker. The screen started to flash and Squidward seemed to be made out of flesh. Hyper-realistic flesh. It wasn't CGI. Crazy, I know.
It cut to Squidward, playing at the Bubble Bowl. But this time, it was called the Cock & Balls Bowl. Strange. I kept watching.
Squidward started to play his instrument. He played lots of ear-splitting notes. Blaring out of the speakers. It made my heart beat fast. It zoomed into Squidward's face. He seemed to be sweating. In the background, I noticed something. A giant dildo statue was visable outside of the bubble. The statue began to cum out what looked like hyper-realistic jizz. It cut to a POV of Squidward. His vision was getting blurry. He stopped playing. He was shaking and crying.
The crowd didn't seem to like that. So, they decided to say some things. For example, SpongeBob said something mean. This is what he said.
'You suck!'
I was shocked. SpongeBob wouldn't say something like that. He is innocent. I tell ya. He is innocent.
It then cut to Squidward. His face was down on his bed. He became to bawl like a baby. This crying wasn't cartoony. It sounded like Rodger Bumpass was actually not doing his Squidward voice and actually crying for real. This was weird.
'It's just a animation error.' I thought.
I realised that it wasn't. There was now brown static. It stank of what seemed to be shit. Squidward's eyes seemed to bleed, ketchup. The truth is, this wasn't just ketchup. It was, b-blood? In a cartoon? It looked canvas-realistic. Like a painting. A real one with real blood.
Squidward's eyes turned brown. He began to shat himself. His cock was out. He hid it in his back pocket. Piss, shit and cum sprayed everywhere. It stopped. Poo poo sprayed everywhere instead. I now know why it was called Brown Mist.
Squidward grabbed some toilet paper. A voice said something. The voice told Squidward to 'do it', which was very loud.
'OK voice, I'll do it.'
Squidward proceeded to go to the toilet and wipe his ass hyper-realistically. Shit stained the walls. And the bathroom. It smelt like actual fucking shit in my actual goddamn living room! I put my hand over my nose and I said "Eww! What the fuck?!". Suddenly, Squidward walked out and he grabbed a plunger with a shotgun attached to the end. Another voice told Squidward to 'do it', so, Squidward pulled the trigger. Blood and shit was everywhere. There were no dead kids. Thank God! But, one message was present at the end. This was the message.
'Squidward is coming, lock your doors, you will die.' That made me scared, man.
The tape ended with brown static. I was shocked. So shocked. The person who made it got arrested for making it by the local officers of the state of Ohio. For reasons. Obvious reasons. I never touched that tape again. Yeah. So, that's where I stop. Never watch that episode. Or else Squidward will end you. Also, I've never told anyone about Brown Mist. Until now.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness