Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 23

In , the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 11th in the Mild League, and 22nd in the ILB.
In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 2nd in the Mild League Underbracket, and lost 1-3 versus the Yellowstone Magic in the Underbracket Division Series.
The Breath Mints received 1 Party Favor in the , gaining the Roamless modification. The Breath Mints won 4 blessings in the Election, adding Uncle Plasma IX to their rotation, moving Winnie Hess from their rotation to their lineup, granting Mooney Doctor II the Underhanded modification, and granting Rodriguez Internet the 2x and Ego+ modifications. No Wills were offered this Season.
Following the Election, Bright Zimmerman and NaN roamed from the Breath Mints’ lineup and Shadows respectively, both joining the Philly Pies.
==Roster==
The starting roster of Season 23.
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Rodriguez Internet
*Helga Washington
*Jode Preston
*Mooney Doctor II
*Marco Stink
*Leach Ingram	
*Jon Halifax
*Winnie Hess	Shadows	Shadows
*Atlas Guerra 👥
*Grey Alvarado 👥
*PolkaDot Zavala 👥
*Jordan Boone
*Justice Valenzuela
*Conrad Bates
*Adkins Swagger
*Hendricks Lenny
*Daniel Mendoza
*James Boy
*Wanda Fiasco
*Hops Chen
*Eizabeth Guerra 👥
*Marquez Clark 👥
*Kina Larsen 👥
*Bright Zimmerman 👥
*Trinity Roche 👥
*Edith Patchwork
*Hierophantic Foible 👥
*Vinathan Kelp
*NaN 👥
*Kit Schenn	
*Atlas Guerra 👥
*Grey Alvarado 👥
*PolkaDot Zavala 👥
*Jordan Boone
*Justice Valenzuela
*Conrad Bates
*Adkins Swagger
*Hendricks Lenny
*Daniel Mendoza
*James Boy
*Wanda Fiasco
*Hops Chen
*Eizabeth Guerra 👥
*Marquez Clark 👥
*Kina Larsen 👥
*Bright Zimmerman 👥
*Trinity Roche 👥
*Edith Patchwork
*Hierophantic Foible 👥
*Vinathan Kelp
*NaN 👥
*Kit Schenn	 	
==Season==
===Ballpark Renovations===
*Stables - 2,545,427 Coins Spent
**The Breath Mints built Stables in The Meadow.
**The Meadow gained the Stables modification.
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*Ball Pit - 2,360,656 Coins Spent
**The Breath Mints installed a Ball Pit in The Meadow.
**The Meadow gained the Ball Pit modification.
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Note: Fax Machine and Stables were Ratified, causing them to be removed from all Ballparks and made into Non-Physical Law.
===Gifts===
*Breath Mints received 3 Gifts! - 13,380,215 coins contributed
**Top Contributors:
*** Firefighters - 29%
*** Crabs - 17%
*** Data Witches - 9%
**Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
***The Breath Mints are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
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**Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
***Mooney Doctor II dropped Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength.
**** Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength
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****Overall 19.1 + 0.2 -> 19.1 
***Mooney Doctor II gained Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality.
**** Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality
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****Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.7 
**Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #3
***Mooney Doctor II dropped Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality.
**** Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality
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****Overall 19.1 + 0.7 -> 19.1 
***Mooney Doctor II gained Squiddish Passionate Egg of Fourtitude.
**** Squiddish Passionate Egg of Fourtitude
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****Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.2 
===Roster Changes===
The Meadow’s Fax Machine was triggered 7 times, and the Ratified Voicemail triggered 5 times during Season 23:
*On Day 1, Jon Halifax was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Kina Larsen.
*On Day 25, Kina Larsen was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Leo Baron.
*On Day 25, Rodriguez Internet was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Bright Zimmerman.
*On Day 35, Leo Baron was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Jon Halifax.
*On Day 38, Mooney Doctor II was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Rodriguez Internet.
*On Day 41, Jon Halifax was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Mooney Doctor II.
*On Day 50, Bright Zimmerman was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Jon Halifax.
*On Day 55, Mooney Doctor II was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Leo Baron.
*On Day 56, Winnie Hess was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Mooney Doctor II.
*On Day 67, Leo Baron was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Winnie Hess.
*On Day 68, Ryuji Ngozi was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Bright Zimmerman.
*On Day 76, Khulan Sagaba was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Kina Larsen.
The Meadow’s Ratified Phantom Thieves' Guild convened 4 times during Season 23, stealing 4 players:
*On Day 1, Yellowstone Magic's Shadows player Leo Baron was stolen by the Breath Mints.
*On Day 25, Hawai'i Fridays' Shadows player Nicholas Mora was stolen by the Breath Mints.
*On Day 35, Miami Dale's Shadows player Bobbin Moss was stolen by the Breath Mints.
*On Day 41, Atlantis Georgias' Shadows player Artemesia Teixeira was stolen by the Breath Mints.
The Breath Mints had the Ratified Phantom Thieves' Guild activated against them 1 time in Season 23, stealing 1 item:
*On Day 14, Leo Baron's Trader Actual Clutch Helmet was stolen by the Core Mechanics, giving it to Ilane Snart.
The Breath Mints experienced 2 incinerations during Season 23:
*On Day 63, Helga Washington was incinerated while Unstable and replaced by Ryuji Ngozi. The Instability chailed to Jon Halifax.
*On Day 63, Jon Halifax was incinerated while Unstable and replaced by Khulan Sagaba. The Instability chained to Silvia Winner.
The Breath Mints had a player swept Elsewhere 1 time in Season 23:
*On Day 80, Jode Preston was swept elsewhere, returning after 0 days on Day 80 after being pulled back by Seeker Kina Larsen.
The Breath Mints had a player Super Roam on and off the team 4 times during Season 23:
*On Day 81, pitcher Dunlap Figueroa Super Roamed from the Houston Spies to the Breath Mints.
*On Day 90, pitcher Dunlap Figueroa Super Roamed from the Breath Mints to the Core Mechanics.
*On Day 108, Shadows player Dunlap Figueroa Super Roamed from the Canada Moist Talkers to the Breath Mints.
*On Day 117, Shadows player Dunlap Figueroa Super Roamed from the Breath Mints to the Tokyo Lift.
The Breath Mints experienced 9 parties during Season 23:
*Mooney Doctor II partied on Day 85, Day 86, and Day 98
*Leach Ingram partied on Day 87
*Marco Stink partied on Day 90
*Kina Larsen partied on Day 91
*Jode Preston partied on Day 95, and Day 97
*Rodriguez Internet partied on Day 98
===Record Changes===
The Breath Mints gained 1 Win due to Sun 2, and 4 Wins to Sun 30 in Season 23:
*On Day 38 versus the Yellowstone Magic due to Sun 30
*On Day 48 versus the Yellowstone Magic due to Sun 2
*On Day 50 versus the Yellowstone Magic due to Sun 30
*On Day 51 versus the Yellowstone Magic due to Sun 30
*On Day 54 versus the Moist Talkers due to Sun 30
===Notable Games===
In Season 23, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
*On Day 7, Baltimore Crabs player Silvaire Roadhouse hits a ground out to Helga Washington, causing them to become Unstable. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 14, the Breath Mints fax the Core Mechanics’ Underhanded pitcher Mindy Kugel. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 58, the game is 0.1-20.3 in the Baltimore Crabs’ favor in the top of the 9th. Jon Halifax hits a 2-run home run in the final out, scoring 20.2 runs due to Equal Sun, tying the game at 20.3-20.3 and faxing out Crabs pitcher Montgomery Bullock who is replaced by Alston Cerveza. Unexpectedly, the game ends tied at 20.3-20.3, with the Breath Mints winning due to a floating point error. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 60, Baltimore Crabs player Silvaire Roadhouse again hits a ground out to Helga Washington, causing them to become Unstable. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 63, Helga Washington is incinerated while Unstable. The Instability chains to Jon Halifax, who is also incinerated. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 83, Baltimore Crabs player Silvaire Roadhouse hits a ground out to Marco Stink, causing them to become Unstable. (Watch here on Before)
==Election Outcomes==
===Party Favors===
*Team Roamless Crate passed with 372,750 Votes, 95% of all Decree Votes
**The Breath Mints became Roamless.
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===Tidings===
*Credit Denied
**Final Notice.
**Service Suspended.
**Fire Sale.
*Executive Action
**EMERGENCY ALERT
**THE COIN FLIPS
**OVER OVER
**UNDER UNDER
*scoring play
**BREATH MINTS UNDER REVIEW
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===Blessings===
* Season 12: Uncle Indemnity blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
**Uncle Plasma IX is weaker on their own.
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**A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Breath Mints.
*** Uncle Plasma IX, Rotation 
**Uncle Plasma IX dusts off.
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**The Breath Mints had 14% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Spies with 34%1,556,880 votes were cast.
*Season 17: Set the Table blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
**The Breath Mints made a roster move.
*** Winnie Hess, Rotation 
*** Winnie Hess, Lineup 
**The Breath Mints had 18% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Tacos with 24%1,653,177 votes were cast.
* Season 19: Underhanded blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
**Breath Mints' random Player Mooney Doctor II gained the permanent mod Underhanded.
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**The Breath Mints had 5% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Pies with 24%4,414,701 votes were cast.
*Season 21: Big Head Mode blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
**Rodriguez Internet is now at 2x Magnification.
***
**Rodriguez Internet received an Ego Boost.
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**The Breath Mints had 41% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.325,361 votes were cast.
===Post Election===
*Uncle Plasma has joined the ILB.
*The Breath Mints used their Free Will.
**
*Bright Zimmerman roamed to a new team.
** Bright Zimmerman, Lineup 
** Bright Zimmerman, Lineup 
*Bright Zimmerman was boosted.
**Combined 
*NaN roamed to a new team.
** NaN, Shadows 
** NaN, Shadows 
*NaN was boosted.
**Combined 
*NaN entered the Shadows.
**Combined 
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