Battlefield

"Battlefield" is the 37th episode of Wiksteria Lane, as well as its fourth season's premiere.
==Summary==
After revenge finds its way to the home of President Lynettefan2626, the latter is left maimed and disoriented, and utterly devastated, but the words of his arch-nemesis and the promises of a powerful acquaintance give him the drive to keep moving forward with his master plans. Meanwhile, Renaboss is put in the difficult position of having to lead a rally of people against their fearful leader, and Gleekobsessed gets more than he ever bargained for at his meeting with Staff. Overcome with feelings she doesn't quite understand and can't adjust, MaryPierceLopez seeks out vengeance of her own, and the lane gets a few new faces that are sure to liven it up.
==Plot==
"Are you ready?" Jdg98 asks his protector. Renaboss gives him a nervous look, and asks what he is expected to do and say anyway. Jdg recounts that those people out there have come on purpose to hear him speaking about the dangers lurking about in the world of wikia, especially with an assassin madman at the helm. "I was going to leave... Ugh I was going to get away from all this craziness." "Yeah, well... you're here. And they need someone to guide them. They need a leader." Rena looks at the young man and asks, "You think I can be a leader?" Jdg looks up at him and says, "I'd follow you anywhere." Rena takes a deep breath. Then, he opens up the curtains and enters the stage, coming in through them. A little under one hundred people sit in the audience before him. Gleekobsessed, the president of the Glee Wiki, takes a seat on the stage, having just introduced Renaboss, as the Chat Moderator of Wiksteria Lane. Rena stands by the podium and examines the audience. From behind the curtains, Jdg peeks at the event. Rena clears his throat. All of those people have come due to the power of word-of-mouth. Following the shocking and tragic murder of an innocent little angel, Cat5sparkles, the people talked. Something so big and dark couldn't be kept a secret for long. The populus was now slightly more aware of the monster that reigned over Wiksteria Lane and the Lostpedia. What he was capable of. And now, in the Glee Wiki's Chatroom, Rena started to speak: "I... ahem... I'm sorry that... that we are here... robbing you of some of your time. I... I am here to, to inform you of a very serious matter. I'm sure you all know by now what happened. I... um..." He starts to take out his wallet from the pocket of his pants, and, hands shaking, takes out and holds up a tiny picture of Cat5sparkles, barely visible to the audience before him. "I, t-this is, was, Cat5sparkles... She, um... she was... She lived with me. Under my care. Like a... little sister." In the audience, a tear comes to Lady's eye. Rena continues, "S-she was... killed. Just two days ago, the president of Wiksteria Lane, of, of the Lostpedia, came into my template, where she was... alone... and took her, and mercilessly killed her. Why, I'll never know. He's sick. H-he's dangerous. I k-know that, that you all also probably wonder right now why she was alone, why no one was at home with her, and you probably wonder that maybe we, or I, did something to fuel this... All good, valid questions, I suppose. None of the answers I could give you attenuate what happened. That man... the one who is supposed to represent us... on our respective wikis, at least... he is a cold-blooded killer. He is... evil personified. And we... what is wrong with us? There are people here from all three major wikis, I am sure you all keep up with the news. People around us keep dying, under 'mysterious' circumstances. That doesn't pique your curiosity? Do any of you know about our former administrators? DoctorStrange, suddenly vanishing from this earth. Well, his body was recently found. Buried, on the outskirts of Wiksteria Lane. None of you wonder about that? About what led UFO Editor to commit suicide? Lynettefan2626 has ties to all of those stories. He's behind everything, every machiavellian event that has brought terror and anguish upon wikia! A fucking church blew up!! Pardon my French... He blew up a church... with 200 people in it. Where he was to get married. People from all three wikis died in that explosion." A random person in the audience brings up BalkOfFame, and Rena responds: "Those were lies! That poor man was framed. That's what Lynette does, he plays sick games with people, and when they serve no more purpose in the game, he either kills them or waits for them to kill themselves. He killed... her... a young girl... she was eight, and she was so... perfect. You know? A little angel. The life of the house. And he... h-he..." Rena starts to break down a little. Gleek moves in and tells him to take a seat. Rena obliges. "Powerful words..." Gleek says, "And true. For long now I thought I was alone in the belief that my colleague, Lynettefan, my fellow president, was... well, a monster. I find solace in knowing now that I am not. And I hope to God that from this day forward the number of people who see the truth like our dear Renaboss and I do grows. We can't turn our cheeks anymore. We can't look away and ignore it because it hasn't knocked on our doors yet. The world of wikia is dealing with a monster!! And we need to slay that monster..."
Elsewhere, the monster opens his eyes... Dazed. Confused. Black spots linger in his vision but fade away slowly... He moves his hands to rub the eyes, and is in that moment reminded of their fate. Before him, as the vision recovers, he sees his stumps, covered in gauze. He starts to sob a little at this horrific sight. His precious hands... Gone. He then looks around, slightly, and quickly realizes he is lying on a hospital bed. A bit woozy, he quickly concludes that he must have been administered some morphine, but it's starting to wear off. "I've waited quite some time for you to wake up..." The sound of the man's voice brings chills to him. Lynette turns his head, ever so slowly, and when the confirmation of Villain fan's presence is given to him through his eyes, he has a mild panic attack. The middle-aged man gets up from his resting chair and walks up towards the hospital bed, slowly, and Lynette starts to shriek, as his nemesis tries to get him to hush. "It's okay... it's okay, I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm not gonna hurt you... You've had enough of that for one day..." Villain caresses Lynette's forehead and cheek and the young man trembles at his touch. "I have to admit, I... I was so... shocked? I don't think that word covers it. You were... swimming in a pool of your own blood. Spritzing blood from where your hands used to be. Most horrific sight I've ever witnessed to be honest, and I've seen some things. Heck... I deformed your daughter." This last part is almost whispered. Lynette is consumed by waves of both fear and rage. And then there's the heartbreak. Villain continues: "I guess I forget sometimes I'm not your only enemy. The only person you've managed to piss off in your short life. And that girl, that Regemma... Wow. Who would have thought?" Lynette has tears coming out of his eyes, as he tells the man, with a certain feigned determination in his weakened voice, "I'm going to kill her... I'm going to kill you." "Yes," Villain says, "I have no doubt you'll try." Lynette raises his head as high as he can, and says, "You ruined... everything," he starts to full-on cry, "You destroyed me..." "And yet I've only just begun," Villain says, "Isn't that curious?I've been a busy, busy beaver. I mean, you may have wondered why you're on a hospital bed. Why I didn't just leave you to die. Well... if you're going to die, it'll be at my hands. When I want it to happen." Lynette, not at all taken aback by this predictable threat, asks about his hands... "Yes," Villain says, "Those... Let's just say your puppy was hungry. I fed them to him. There's probably not much left of them. As for your daughter... she's gone. No body. No crime. No goodbyes..." Lynette sobs, unable to fight it. Villain goes around the bed and stands in front of it, saying, "Did you think killing her was the end? My closure? I am not done destroying you. I won't be done, I won't be satisfied, until I have robbed you of everything you hold dear." Lynette is silent. He looks at his enemy with a stoic look. In truth he can barely see Vision through the salty water covering his eyes. Then he says, "I dare you..." Villain grins. "What?" he asks, amused. Lynette responds: "I have... two people left in this world that actually still mean something to me... the first one is my mother..." Villain's grin fades. "The second one," Lynette continues, "is your daughter..." Villain gets a serious look. The young man adds, "You wanna destroy me... destroy everything I love?... I dare you..." Irritated, Villain fan leaves. Once he's gone, Lynette moves his hand to grab the frame of the hospital bed. And is unable to, for obvious reasons. He lets his tears get the best of him.
We are treated to a panoramic view of Community Central. The view is breathtaking: a complex of four two-story buildings, all golden. The walls laced in actual gold, melted badges. Rena looks as dumbstruck as a donkey staring at a palace in the presence of such imponent, mesmerizing, blinding beauty. The only thing he can say is, "Dafuq?..." "I know," Gleek, his travelling companion, tells him, "It's quite... fascinating. Even shocking. Imagine the worth of this estate. The amount of gold that went into the decoration. You could feed everyone on wikia for decades." They make their way through the Pearly Gates. Gleek had made this appointment with the leader of Staff, Rappy 4187, and had decided it was best to take his new acquaintance, Renaboss, who had the same goal as he did - taking down Lynettefan - along. They enter the property and a ray of sun is reflected by a golden fountain in the lobby, which hits Rena in the eyes and hurts his sight. "Motherfucker!" he says, and Gleek promptly shushes him, telling him to mind his behavior in the sacred land of the Staff members. Rena asks about who they're going to meet, and Gleek explains that Wikia Staff is composed of three elements. The first one is Rappy 4187, the leader, and the person he contacted to set up this meeting. Rappy is the creator of the world of wikia, the entire concept of that universe and its laws came from him. His right arm is Trellar, who is in charge of the treasure and is a PR. They keep on walking, and Rena asks about the third element. "Right. Well, um," Gleek tells him, "There isn't one. The third element is often referred to as 'Sannse'. Sannse was the original wikian word for community. You see, when Rappy started out the wikia world, he intended to create its own language. As opposed to the dominating English we all speak. But it fell through, it proved to be too difficul and time-consuming a task. And it would also be too trying to teach a whole new language to whoever joined the community. So he gave up on that plan. But the spirit of sannse was always the cornerstone idea for wikia. A place where people could gather, unite, and be happy and peaceful and free. Well... 'sannse' has gone to hell." The confused Rena asks, "So, it's not a person?" "Well, some people believe it is. But nah. Sannse's just a myth, I guess. Like an urban legend. Not a real being. The Staff is just composed of those two hotshot members, and then of course they have people working directly under their assistance. But they're mostly nobodies." They enter the main building and ascend the golden staircase into the second floor. Before them, in a large room, golden, of course, stands Rappy 4187. Behind him, the beautiful Trellar. They both look serious. "Gleek," Rappy starts, "You are 27 seconds late." Gleek looks nervous. "I, I apologize, your Majesty." "I'm kidding!" Rappy says, now with a large grin, and then he starts laughing. Behind him, Trellar smiles, but her eyes remain wicked. Gleek nervously smiles, and Rappy moves in to hug him. "So good to see you again, Gleek. We should meet more often. Who the fuck is this?" Rena looks at him, uneased, and Gleek simply tells the Majesty, "Um, it's, it's nobody, just, please ignore him. He's not here." "Fair enough," Rappy says, "Now... let's discuss the, um, the 'urgent' matters that brought you here. Please elaborate." Rappy moves in to sit in his throne. Trellar stands by his side, not saying a word. Gleek tells him there's really not much else to say that he hasn't covered yet in their brief phone call. "Basically, I just... I don't know, this is way over my head. That man is now the President of two of the major wikis. He overpowers me. I, I have tried my best to fight him off, keep him at bay, but it was to no avail. He... I don't know what to do. You need to step in. Please, do something, demote him, or..." "Gleek, please," Rappy interrupts him, "This is just... boring. I thought you would be able to share something new with me. Tell me more about Lynette, specifically. What is he like?" Gleek stutters a bit; "U-um, s-surely you've met him, sir." "Not the real him, apparently. So what is this... 'monster' up to nowadays?" Rena steps in, saying, "Um, actually, I... I think he's hospitalized." Rappy looks at him, his curiosity aroused. "Tell me more, young man," he says. Rena goes on: "Um... you see, there, there was this girl in our portal, um, we live on the titular portal on Wiksteria Lane, and, um, she was, I guess she was trying to avenge her sister's death, um, ImmaGleek, she worked for the President, his personal assistant and secretary, he killed her, and, um, she got his hands cut off. That's about it." "Interesting..." Rappy says, "Very interesting." Trellar yawns. And doesn't try to mask it. Rappy then sits in silence for a few seconds. Then several seconds. Then enough seconds to make everything feel really awkward for everyone else in attendance. He just rolls his tongue and tastes his own spit as he ponders about whatever. Then he says, "Okay. Fair enough. I'll get involved." He gets up from the throne and starts to walk around. Gleek, looking hopeful, asks him, "You will?" "Sure, sure," the ruler says, "You're right, my friend. I haven't been a good leader, because I haven't gotten involved." "I never said that, sir," Gleek intervenes; "Please don't interrupt me! I created this universe. But I have dettached myself from it. Indulging myself to all the luxuries in this... Heaven I live in. But no more. I will help you. I will think of what needs to happen. And I will make wikia great again." Gleek smiles, and says, "That's fantastic. Thank you, sir." Gleek bows, and Rena shakily does the same. The two men then prepare to leave, and Rappy says, to their backs, "And it was great to meet you, Renaboss." The young man turns his head back as he walks out, looking confused. Rappy just smiles as they leave.
Lynette is lying in his hospital bed, looking hopeless. The salty tears are drying in his eyes and making the skin around them red. A bodacious young nurse, Applegirl, walks into the room and greets him. His personal nurse tells him she has presented the staff of the hospital with all the papers her boss had given her that demanded he be released immediately. She then tells him she personally agrees with the doctors, since he just lost his hands and needed a quick blood transfusion to save his life, he should rest at the hospital for longer. "No," Lynette tells her, weakly, "I have things to do... Take care of getting me home." The young nurse nods.
Jdg98 and MaryPierceLopez sit on the large couch in the PM room of Rena's template. They both look depressed. "So... what happens now?" Mary asks, "What... what are we going to do about that man?" Jdg breaks away from a bit of a daze and asks her what she means, to which she responds, "Well, he killed my little sister... he can't just... we can't let him live after that. Right?" "I... I don't know," Jdg tells her, "I think... we're gonna keep doing what we always do. Try to come up with a way to defeat him." "But... that's stupid, I... what are we doing? We, we outnumber him. We have guns. And my dad said he lost his hands. He's like in a hospital bed or something right now, it would only take a fucking pillow." "We'd be arrested... he's in the Lostpedia, Rena has no authority there." "I don't care!" she blurts out, shocking him. "I don't care, we'll kill him and everyone that stands in our way! He killed Cat!" Jdg gives her a look, as tears start to form in her eyes. "I'm sorry..." he says, meekly. She lets them slide down her face. Then she rests her head against his shoulders. And they just sit there.
In the kitchen, Lady awkwardly makes lunch for the people of the template, including Dr. Sonya, who sits by the table and tries to engage in a conversation with her, but it doesn't go very well. He is uncomfortable being out of jail and in the home of people who don't see him with good eyes, and she is uncomfortable being around a convicted killer. Rena enters the template, followed by Gleek, and Lady gives him a hug. "How did it went?" she asks, and Gleek proudly tells her that Staff will get involved and tear Lynette a new one. "I don't know what it means," Lady says, "But good. He deserves it." Gleek then notices Dr. Sonya in the kitchen and is surprised. Shocked. "Sonya..." he says, as his eyes slightly light up. Sonya gives him an uncomfortable smile and Gleek enters the kitchen. The former physician stands up and they both stare awkwardly at each other, eyes meeting eyes. "I... you're out of jail?" "Um, Rena let me out. I'm, I'm not sure why." With this, Rena turns his attention to Dr. Sonya, and asks him about anything he might know that could be of use to them. "I don't know anything," Sonya says, "I really don't know what you expected of me, Rena, I didn't just voluntarily work for the dark side, you know, they made me do that stuff, they blackmailed me." "What did you do?" Gleek asks. Sonya is incapable of answering, but Rena steps in, saying, "He made me think I had cancer. Somehow got staff at the hospital in on it, all as a sick 'practical joke' concocted by our dearly departed Americana, may she rot in Hell." Gleek looks surprised, and says, "Oh... Well, um, what did they blackmail you with? Did they know you, you... killed that guy?" Sonya looks guilty. Then he says, "No, they... they knew about you. About us." Lady is confused. "Oh..." Gleek says. "They," Sonya continues, "They said that... that they would reveal the truth about us, about, about what we had, and... that maybe you'd... you'd be unhappy about it and, like, hurt me or something..." Sonya looks down as he says this. Gleek is caught off-guard, and also slightly confused that he'd buy that. "Why... why, I mean... If they did reveal that, I, I would have been... devastated. Same as I was when my wife did it. But... how could you ever think I'd be capable of hurting you?" Sonya looks up at him. Their eyes meet again.
Lady pulls Rena to the side and tells him she doesn't want a murderer living in her house. "Honey, your dad had a heart in a jar. Your ex-fiancé is a serial-killer. The kid in the PM room knocked off both his parents. Really, what's one more?" Lady tells him not to make jokes and to respect her wishes not to have Dr. Sonya in their household. Rena says "Fine" and goes back to the kitchen. He calls out for Sonya and tells him his old template has now been acquired by Gleek's own former First Lady, but it just so happens that the one right next to Rena's own, 4350, is empty. "You're moving there," Rena says. "What? I, I can't just move into some place like that," the ex-doctor says, to which the Chat Mod replies, "Yes, as a matter of fact, you can, Lynette isn't here anymore to monitor over this portal and he's got a whole lot on his plate as it is and I'm the biggest figure of authority around these parts and I say you're moving there. Free of charge and everything, how wonderful." Sonya is left not knowing what to say, but then wonders what exactly Rena expects of him. Rena walks up towards him and says, "You fucked up, bad. You took a life. And then you messed with my life. You want redemption, right?" Sonya looks at him nervously and says, "Y-yes..." "Then get to work."
Villain fan lets himself into the template, looking better than he has recently, since his darling daughter perished, and comments that whatever she was cooking smells divine. He gives his petite jolie a kiss on the cheek and greets everyone else in the kitchen, and then the front door is opened yet again. DisneyMeerkats, one of the most recent residents of Wiksteria Lane, lets herself in. "Hey Rena. Everyone. Hope you don't mind me just coming in." Rena tells his old friend, who is now minus one penis but plus a pair of breasts, "You're always welcome here, Disney." She smiles, and Villain's attention is caught by the lovely-looking young lady by the name of Disney. "I'm sorry, you are...?" Disney turns to him and says, "Oh, hi, I'm, um, I'm DisneyMeerkats." The name provokes a look from Villain, a confused one. Disney says, "We've met, I, um, I went to your daughter's funeral, I, I gave you a hug and expressed my condolences." "I-I'm sorry, I, I must have been... well, too distressed to realize." "Sure. No problem. I've been to your home too, by the way. For that... video of the woman burning?" "Right. Right," Villain tells her, "So... DisneyMeerkats?" "Yeah," the girl tells him, nonchalantly. She then turns her attention back to Rena and says, "Rena, I, I actually came by to, well, re-introduce you to someone. I, I have her standing outside, so, I'll just let her in, okay?" Rena is intrigued. Jdg joins the people in the kitchen. Disney walks towards the front door and Rena follows after her. She opens the door to reveal a middle-aged woman wearing glasses. Her appearance triggers an almost instant reaction in Rena. "Ma... MA!!!" He runs towards the woman, who chuckles with delight. They hug, tightly, and BelleLover, Disney's mother, smiles radiantly. "Oh, my Reny... It's been so long." Inside the kitchen, Villain fan gets a chill as he overhears the woman's voice. He rushes out into the PM room and then upstairs. In the hall, he leans against a message wall and inhales deeply. Then exhales. Back downstairs, Lady and Jdg step out of the kitchen and exchange confused looks as Rena, towering over the older woman, almost cries from happiness.
Applegirl and I luv pll help Lynette lie down on his bed, in his navbar, back in his Lostpedia manor. He moans and groans as the two rather incompetent women keep hurting him without meaning to. Apple reiterates her thought that he really shouldn't have left the hospital, so he tells her to just shut up, which she does. Pll tells him, "We take mucho good care of you mister Lynette mister. You no worry. Your hands ugly anyway." Lynette gives her a dirty look, but she remains unfazed. He demands that he be left alone with his thoughts. As the two women leave the navbar, Apple whispers to the maid that she is shocked the President would be so mangled up twice in a short period of time, counting with the massive beating he'd been given when back on Wiskteria Lane. "Mister Lynette es un big dick," Pll tells her. They get out of sight, and Lynette allows himself to fall further back into his depression. He lets his tears loose and mourns the definitive loss of his little angel. Then his thoughts turn to his departed hands, and he becomes enraged. But then the vision of his little girl's teeth being busted by the butt of a gun forms in his head and he... well, words can't describe it. Then his jumbled up trail of thought is interrupted by a distracting sound. A relatively loud panting noise. Lynette turns his face to the front door of the navbar and sees his pet dog, Rockaboss, sitting by the door and panting, his tongue sticking in and out of his mouth. The sight of the dog brings a terror to Lynette. He starts to shake and moan, almost trying to escape from the dog that sits still, and then he shouts out for his maid. She enters the navbar, saying, "¿Qué? Qué coño de mierda se pasa?" Lynette points at the dog, who is completely oblivious to any and everything going on, and says, "T-t-t-t-t-t-t-the d-dog..." Pll looks at the dog and says, "¿El Rockobossy? Qué tiene?" Lynette can't reply, and Pll seeing the look of horror in his eyes, deduces that the best thing to do is take the dog outside. "Come on, el perro afuera! Shoo shoo!" Before she leaves, however, she turns to her master and says, "I let the man in." Lynette looks confused. As the maid leaves with the dog, Rappy 4187 walks into the navbar and greets Lynette with a smile. The President of the Lostpedia and Wiksteria Lane is surprised to see him there, and asks what is going on, now more relaxed. Rappy simply says, "I know you're going through some... stuff, right now. But, I would very much like it if you could get up and dressed and come with me. I have something to show you."
"My God, look at you," Belle says to her dear Rena, "You have grown into such a handsome man." She has her hands over his cheeks as she speaks, and he tells her, "Come on, ma, you last saw me like two or three years ago, I look the same." "Maybe you think so because you look at yourself in the mirror everyday and don't notice the changes. But I do." Jdg asks what everyone else is thinking, who the woman is, and Rena turns to his people and explains that BelleLover is the woman who ran the orphanage where he grew up, back in Portugal, so she acted as his mother for most of his life, since his parents died when he was a toddler. "And Rena was a joy to raise," she says, "You little rascal." She pinches his cheek and he chuckles. He then takes her hand and walks her towards Lady. "Ma, this... this is Lady Junky. She's the woman I'm going to marry one day." Belle's eyes widen and she says, "No!... No, no, no way, you're not serious." Rena smiles as he says, "Yes, I very much am." A big smile forms on Belle's face as she says, "No, no, you're lying. This is some actress you hired to pose as your girl, no way you're marrying her." "I know, too good to be true, but I am. I'm a lucky man." The beautiful face of the depressed blonde woman before them lights up a bit more with a subtle smile, and Belle touches her face and says, "My... you might just be the most beautiful woman in the world." Lady blushes, and Belle, suddenly remembering something, turns to Disney and says, "Second most beautiful." Disney smiles and responds with a "Nice save". Lady is somewhat offended by the woman implying the transsexual is prettier, but she doesn't take it too personally. "Well," Belle continues, "I actually buy it. I do, I was just kidding. Rena is such a handsome man, he deserved an equally attractive girl. But you, my dear, you exceed all expectations, you're drop-dead beautiful." "Please," Lady says, "You blush me." Belle brings her hands down to Lady's belly and says, excitedly, "And you're pregnat too, that's wonderful!" The eyes of everyone in attendance widen and Lady promptly says, "Non! Non non non I'm not pregnant!" Rena makes an awkward face, and takes Belle aside for a sidebar as they head into the kitchen, whispering into her ear, "Dang it, Ma, I know she's getting a little chubby but you didn't have to offend her like that." He then chuckles, as Belle just looks confused but brushes it off, and Lady almost has a panic attack.
Some time later, everyone is gathered around the kitchen table. Rena and Belle sit together and reminisce about the past, longingly, sharing anecdotes about Rena's time in the orphanage and all the little adventures he was a part of, and Disney looks a bit glum, somewhat jealous about how well her mother and Rena are getting along, so shortly after being reunited. But she tries not to let it get her down. Lady Junky puts food on the table for all the guests, including a poorly-assembled poutine serving, and she still has a depressed look on her face. Gleek asks if she's alright, and she meekly tells him she is. Belle picks up on this, and starts to say, "Well, maybe it's time for us to get going, Disney, dear. I still need to get settled into that new home." Rena, surprised, tries to stop her, "Wait, why, why so soon, you haven't eaten yet?" Belle doesn't know how to reply, and Rena notices the awkward environment and realizes what the problem is. "Oh... I, I think I know what's wrong. Ma... If you're thinking people here are uncomfortable because of you or something, that's just not true." "I never said..." "Look, we... we're going through something right now. My fiancé, she... her little sister was killed just a couple of days ago. By a mad man. She was eight." "Oh, my God..." Belle brings her hands to her mouth. Disney says that she meant to tell her, but it simply hadn't come to that yet. Belle promptly gets up and gives Lady a big hug. "I am so sorry, dear... I had no idea." Lady thanks her. Then, Villain fan walks into the kitchen. Belle sees him. And remains stoic. Inside, her nervous system starts to spaz out. But outside, she remains solid as a rock. Villain greets her, saying "Hi", and Rena says, "Ma, this is Villain fan... he, um, he is Lady's father." Belle, her eyes meeting the man's, says, "Pleasure to meet you." Villain moves in closer, says "Likewise," takes her hand and kisses it. "Oh," she says, "Gentleman. Oh. So, does this mean, the little girl..." "Yes," Rena says, "Our dear Cat was Villain's youngest child." Belle looks pained, and holds the man's hands in her own. With teary eyes, she tells him, face to face, "I am so sorry..." He thanks her, almost about to cry himself.
Rappy parks his Rolls Royce in a far off area of the wikia world, distanced from the main wikis. He has been driving for over an hour, with Lynette in the passenger seat, both of them mostly silent over the ride. The Staff leader never even turned on the radio to lighten the mood. Lynette asks him where they are, to which the overruler says, "At the Call of Duty Wiki. Surely you've heard of it." "I... I... no," Lynette says. "Oh. Well, it is a rather well-kept secret, I suppose. I intended for it to be. But you see, Lynette, here, at the Call of Duty Wiki, we have millions of trained men who are ready for war." "What?..." Lynette asks him. They enter the military camp, and we see men dressed in their green camouflage get-up, preparing, working out, doing all sorts of military-related stuff. Rappy explains that he always kept the military services ready should there ever be a time when the outside world declared a war on the wiki world. "I never entertained myself with the thought that there could be an in-wiki war... That is just... titillating." Lynette looks confused. Rappy takes him inside a building where dozens of men can be seen divided into four lines. Soldiers. Just standing, still. Steadfast. Lynette wonders why he was brought there. "Well, you see," Rappy explains, "These men are here to serve their world. The world of wikia. To serve their leaders. You, Lynette... are one of their leaders." Lynette looks at him. The man continues: "You're having problems with another wiki, am I right? The Glee Wiki. Your... fellow president, Gleekobsessed... he wants to take you down. And you, well... you want as much power as you can get. Don't you?" "What are you saying?..." Rappy grins, wickedly so, and says, "I'm saying real men, real leaders... they fight for power. Actually, no. Better yet, they have others fight to get them power." Lynette looks down at the soldiers, standing still with their guns in tow. "So... you want me to start a war? Why?... It would bring... horror to the world you created. Why would you want that?" Rappy is left to think about this for a few seconds, and then says, "Lynette... I am like... I created this world. All of it. Wikia is, is my universe... I am its God." Lynette is a bit weirded out by his companion, who goes on to say, "Why do you think God brought forth the flood? Killed everyone on Earth except one family? Led by a great man. Why do you think that happened?" "I... I don't know..." "Because..." Rappy says, as he hands Lynette an insignia - a sergeant's insignia - "God got bored."
"Mary?..." MaryPierceLopez sits in a paralyzed state on the couch. She hasn't moved from it since she was last seen. "Mary?" She suddenly awakens from her state and notices that Jdg has been calling for her, standing next to the couch. "What?..." she asks, in a low tone, the reality of the real world around her moving forward presenting itself to her as a confused notion. "Are you okay?... I mean... That's stupid, I know you're not, but... just... You should eat something." "I... I..." Jdg looks at her, concern in his eyes. "I have to go..." she says, before getting up. Soon enough, she's made it to the garage and retrieved a sledgehammer.
Primadonna Girl is checking out her freshly-painted fingernails on the front porch of her new home, 4355, as her best friend, Sunshine Princess, carries boxes from the former First Lady of the Glee Wiki's car into the template. "I am so thankful that you came to help me move in, Sunshine." "Of course," Sunshine tells the blonde beauty, "What are friends for?" "Aw, that's sweet, and you are definitely my best friend in the history of ever. I like totally adore you." Sunshine is starting to get slightly sweaty from carrying the boxes inside, and turns to her, noticing she's not doing anything, and says, "But, um... aren't you gonna take some stuff inside too?" "Oh, honey, I totally want to, but you know I just got my nails painted, I don't wanna ruin them. Look, aren't they beautiful?" She shows her the nails, and Sunshine nods. She then resumes her work. DisneyMeerkats walks on over and greets them, with a lovely smile. "Oh hi," Prima says. Disney introduces herself, saying, "Hi, I'm DisneyMeerkats, I live right next to you, I guess." Prima nods, and says, "Well, I'm Primadonna Girl, and this is my best friend, Sunshine Princess. I was staying with her for a while over at the Lostpedia, and now she's helping me move in. Isn't she just the best?" Disney smiles and continues, "Guess I wasn't the newest resident on the lane for long. Nice to meet you. Do you need any help getting unpacked?" "Oh honey," Prima says, "I'd hate to impose... but yes, of course, all the help that I can get is appreciated. You can help take the boxes out of the car and then sort them into clothes, jewelry, summer clothes, perfumes, lingerie, fashion magazines and cosmetic injections. By the way, my navbar is two doors to the left once you make it upstairs, if all of that could find its way up there I would be forever in your debt." Disney starts to help out, a bit reluctantly however, and Prima spots Renaboss across the portal, along with Jdg, and calls out to them. "Boys! Boys! Oh we three helpless girls could just use two pairs of big, thick muscles to help us take all this heavy stuff inside my new home." The two boys make their way over to them. "Prima," Rena says, "So you're really doing this. Moving to Wiksteria Lane." "Well, why not? I need a fresh start. And I sure as hell wanted to stay away from both the wiki where my controlling gay ex-husband lives, and the wiki where my psychotic ex-boyfriend lives." Sunshine asks what she's talking about, to which Prima tells her, "Sunny, sweetie, Lynette killed a child. She was like three or something, I told you that." "Oh, bollocks," Sunshine says, "That is just not true. Lynettefan is a wonderful person, and whoever told you that is a lying hater." Rena confirms that it's true, but Sunshine gives him a quick scan and says, "The day I trust the word of a gypsy..." "You know, it doesn't matter, chop chop, back to work. The little creep got his hands cut off anyway according to Gleek, so he won't be killing anyone for a while." Sunshine's chin drops, and she asks what her friend is talking about. "Lynette got his hands cut off. It's like, a thing. Everyone knows. Now off with you. And make sure you don't drop my diamonds. They won't break, but they also don't belong on the floor." She resumes admiring her beautiful new fingernails as everyone gets busy taking boxes inside. Then, she takes a look at the walls of the template and says, "Ew, that green... Barf. This shade is so awful I'm going to roll my eyes twice at it." Said and done, she rolls her eyes twice. "I'm changing it to pink."
Lynette sits in his PM room. He has let off his maid and personal nurse for the rest of the day because he wants to be alone with his thoughts and consider the possibility that was presented to him that day.
He stares at the insignia lying on his coffee table. And daydreams. About the possibilities. And then remembers his daughter.
Suddenly, a sledgehammer is thrown through the window frame of the front door of Lynette's template, and he jumps up with fright. He stares at the entrance of his home and MaryPierceLopez slyly makes her way inside, walking slowly, and picking up the sledgehammer again. With it in tow, she looks at him, determination in her eyes, and tells him, in a low tone, "I came in to wreck your balls."
In the meantime, BelleLover opens the front door to the template she now shares with her daughter on Wiksteria Lane. In front of her stands Villain fan, with a subtle smile on his face. He asks if he may come in, and she nods. He looks back to make sure no one is watching and steps inside. Then he asks if Disney is around, to which the middle-aged woman tells him she's next door, helping another new neighbor settle in. "That's my Disney," she says, "Always helping others." They are silent for a few seconds, and then Villain says, "You... you blindsided me. What were you thinking, dropping in on me unannounced when I haven't seen you for nearly 20 years?" Belle's courteous smile fades, and she apologizes to him. "I... I am so sorry, I... You're right, I just... 20 years... Wow. Has it really been that long?" Villain nods. "Almost," he says, "And I've missed you for most of it." Belle regains her smile. "Then I have spent two decades of my life being a fool. Out on my own. Missing you everyday." "Belle..." She shushes him. Then she starts to get emotional and says, "I... have never stopped loving you... And I am sorry I told you otherwise. I know... that you understand why I had to leave. Why I had to leave you." Villain gets emotional too, and starts to bite his lip. Then he says, "Because of the damn heart..." Belle looks disgusted. And sad. "Yes, Villain... Because of... it. But I... I do still love you. You're still... the only man I ever loved. But you came back for me... only to break my heart." The tears stream down her face. Villain looks guilty. "That was... a nasty shock, to say the least." "A shock..." Villain says, "You wanna talk about shocks, Belle? Okay, let's. Do you care to tell me why my only son is now a woman?" Belle is caught off-guard, and says, "Believe me, I was as surprised as you are, I had no idea, he just came home to me like that one day, I..." They are silent again. Then she breaks the ice by saying, "Villain... I came... from far away. After being away from you for a very long time. I just... I want... Please just... Just kiss me..." Villain smiles through his tears. He moves in, holds her cheeks in his hands, and they kiss. Sweetly. Softly. Once they're done, they are both smiling, tearfully so. "I waited 20 years for this kiss..." she tells him. "And?..." "It did not disappoint..." They keep smiling, and kiss again.
Rena gets back home after helping Prima, and comments to his fiancée that the woman is a pain. Lady says it's nice that he was being helpful, and gives him a kiss. She then says she's getting dinner started. Rena asks her where Mary is, and Lady says she doesn't know, hasn't seen her in about an hour. Rena asks Jdg if he might know, to which the young man tells him, "Well... I dunno, she was... she was kind of acting strange earlier. Like, catatonic or something. And before that she was going on and on about how we should kill Lynette for killing Cat. Then when I told her to eat something she kinda stormed out." "What?" Rena asks him, and Lady looks worried, "What are you saying, where did she go?" Jdg starts to shrug his shoulders, and Rena repeats, "Jdg! Where did she go?!"
"W-what are you doing?" Lynette asks, looking nervous and defenseless, as Mary heads towards him, sledgehammer and all that. "I'm just... trying to make a point, I guess," she says, as she walks in his direction, calmly, "Everyone makes you out to be such a monster, but... I mean... I come in like this, just a young girl with a big rock on a stick and you're cowering. Is it because you have no hands? No way to shoot a bullet at me?" "You don't know what you're doing..." he tells her. "I do. I'm avenging her. My little sister. You think you can get away with murder. Well... I wanna see if I can too." She suddenly starts running after him and Lynette runs as well, up the stairs, trying to escape from her. Mary throws the sledgehammer at him and it hits him in the back, causing him to tumble forward. He shouts with pain, and, lying on the floor, he moves to grab the tool, the weapon, and is suddenly reminded that he can't. His frustration mixes in with his fear, his pain and his anger, and Mary, very calmly, walks closer to him, picks up the weapon again, and then lunges her spiked heel into his leg. He shrieks with pain, and she kicks him in the gut. He starts crawling, right there, on the hallway. "Oh, you poor pitiful, pathetic little you..." Mary tells him, walking towards with the finesse of a runway model, but with a thirst for blood in her eyes.
Rena speeds off on his way to the Lostpedia Presidential Manor in his old car, with Jdg in the passenger seat. "Come on come on come on!" he says to himself as he breaks all of the speed limits.
Lynette's face meets the message wall. Mary smiles with a wicked delight and hits his chin with the hammer. He roars with pain. "God... wow... you're just... you're nothing." "Please!..." he begs her for mercy, "Please don't hurt me..." "I bet that's what she told you, wasn't it?" the Spanish beauty says, "I bet she begged for mercy. To be let go. But you didn't show her any, did you? You didn't show mercy for an eight-year-old child who never hurt anyone in the world, and you think you're entitled to any? It's not going to happen. I am going to kill you in a matter of five minutes. And I just... I hope you understand that you have it coming. You raped my sister. And you killed my other sister. You don't deserve the air you breathe." "Please..." he cries, hopelessly. She tells him, in a provocative manner, "Look at you... You can't even stand up for yourself. Defend yourself. Why, because they took your hands?" Lynette doesn't answer her; he just looks at her with fear in his eyes. "If someone had taken my hands, I would still fight for my life. Tooth and toenail. Because I'm a survivor. But you... you pathetic little scumbag..." Lynette's fear gives place to a stronger emotion: indignation. She goes on: "Take away your hands... your guns... and your minions..." She holds the sledgehammer up, ready to bash his head in. "And what is there left?" she finishes. Lynette closes his eyes. She swings the hammer forward and he brings his stumps up and catches the metal portion of the tool between them, stopping it before his face with all his might. He opens his eyes again and answers her question: "Me." He then makes it so that the butt of the weapon hits Mary in the face, and she tumbles backwards, moaning with pain. He gets back up on his feet and starts kicking the girl in her stomach repeatedly. Then he kicks her in her pretty face. Mary bleeds from her nose and mouth and begs for mercy, to be let go. Lynette laughs like crazy at her plea, and keeps on kicking her all over her body. Then Rena shows up, points his gun at him and orders him to let her go. Lynette, caught by surprise, steps away from the helpless young woman. Rena and Jdg move towards them, and the latter tries to help Mary up, and to comfort her. Rena punches Lynette square in the face and the President falls to the floor of the corridor. Now in the spot where his daughter was killed. Lying on the floor, he looks up as Rena points his gun at his enemy's face. "Do it!" Jdg says, "Kill the bastard! For fuck's sake Rena just do it!" Rena's hands start to shake as he tries to maintain a firm grip of the gun. Lynette doesn't smile, as he usually does, but he doesn't look nearly as scared as he did a few minutes before either. "Do it!!!" Jdg continues, "Get it over with, now!!!" Rena doesn't. Is uncapable of. He lowers the gun, turns to his friend and says, "No. I can't just kill him in cold blood." He moves towards his two friends and helps Jdg with Mary. The young man tells him, "You're gonna live to regret this, you know?", to which Rena responds, "Maybe. But I'm not gonna regret killing him."
Someone knocks on the door to BelleLover's template, and the middle-aged woman opens it. Before her stands yet another middle-aged woman, a pretty blonde, who tells her, in a thick French accent, "Bonjour, um, I, my name is Merrystar, I, I look for my daughter. She is Lady Junky, oui?" Belle's eyes widen.
Lady Junky takes the ice bag away from her sister's forehead, as she falls asleep on the couch of their PM room. Jdg spreads a blanket over her. He then turns to Rena and says, "You're an idiot... You're just... He killed Cat. That son of a bitch killed Cat. He beat up Mary, he raped Lady..." The mention of this brings a chill to Lady's spine. And she feels a kick. Jdg continues: "He made you believe you had cancer and he got me arrested. That son of a bitch has hurt all of us. And he's going to continue to do so. Probably even get us all killed. You could have stopped that today." Rena doesn't know what to say. Jdg, annoyed, goes up the stairs to his navbar. Lady continues to tend to her sleeping sister. Rena tells her, "Honey, I... I know Jdg is right. I know that killing Lynette was probably the best thing to do. But... I just couldn't do it, I... I couldn't kill him in cold blood, it seemed so... cruel..." Lady doesn't respond. "Honey?..." he says. She remains quiet. "Please talk to me..." he begs, looking emotional. She walks out of the room. He is left standing there, desolate.
Trellar gets off her phone, having just spent the last few minutes bitching to some employee about what a half-assed job they have been doing. She is in the golden throne room, and Rappy approaches her, starting up a conversation about whatever topic she was discussing over the phone. She gets him caught up, and then asks if he's taken care of what he wanted to do that day. Rappy confirms this. Trellar smiles, wickedly, and says, "Just, please take me along for phase 2. I don't wanna miss out on the fun. Take me with you when you speak to Gleek." "Sure, fine, Trella dear," he says, "Wouldn't want to be selfish." "This is really happening, isn't it? We're starting a war..." "No," Rappy says, "That's just what we tell people to get them on board. I prefer to think of it as... we're starting a revolution. One that will change the world forever. It's the war to end all wars, Trella." She smiles. And then their conversation is interrupted by a weak female voice, who hums a tune... A macabre tune... Rappy and Trella turn their heads in the direction of the voice, and whereas the woman looks annoyed, Rappy looks concerned. He starts to walk towards its source, a frail-looking middle-aged woman in a dress over her pants, holding a small rag doll wearing a red dress in her right hand. The woman, who seems to be lost and walks irregularly, is pale and sickly. She almost faints, but Rappy grabs her, holding her around the back. "Honey..." he tells her, "What are you doing up? You know you should be resting." "I was..." the woman tells him, her eyes semi-closed, "I was trying to sleep, but Miss Edith was screaming... I wanted to... I wanted to shut my eyes and sleep but she wouldn't stop screaming... Shrieking. Squealing. She won't let me sleep." Rappy takes the doll from her hands - Miss Edith. And tells her, "Then we'll just have to shut the damn doll up." "Please don't hurt Miss Edith," the woman begs of him, "Her entire family was slaughtered. No one deserves that." Trellar rolls her eyes. Rappy says, "I know, sweetheart, I know... I'm sorry, I snapped a little. I just hate the thought of anyone troubling you." The woman smiles. "I couldn't sleep at first because of her screams, but then... Then I didn't want to sleep because of the music." "The music?" Rappy asks. She breaks away from his embrace; "Isn't it beautiful? It makes me want to dance," she says, and starts to twirl around, her arms spread open, dancing to music only she can hear. "Sannse, dear," he tells her, "You're frail. You'll pass out, please stop, honey." She almost falls backwards again but he grabs her. "You always catch me when I fall..." she says, almost smiling. "Always. Forever." She then tells him, "I want to dance outside... I want to go out and sing and dance... Live..." "Honey, you can't," he tells her, with a relative sadness, "You know you're too weak. The last time you went outside almost got you killed. That fucking mob... You need to gather up your strengths before we ever can venture out." "You always care for me..." she says; "You're the love of my life," he tells her. Trellar looks really annoyed. "And for Miss Edith," Sannse adds. "She's like a daughter to me," Rappy comments. He hands her back the doll. She holds it against her chest with as much force as she can summon, but there isn't much of it. "Will you love me when I'm old... and my skin starts to crack and wrinkle?" "I will always look to you and picture you as beautiful and flawless as you were the day I first laid eyes on you." "Will you love me when I'm dead... and my skin rots and peels off my face?" "I will gather the scales and glue them back on to keep you picture-perfect." They kiss. Trellar jumps in, saying, "Okay, this is starting to get vomit-inducing, can we move on from the batshit craziness?" Sannse and Rappy give her a look. Rappy turns to the woman he loves and says, "Dear, can you stand on your own?" She nods, weakly. Then he lets go of her, walks up towards Trellar and gives her a big slap on the side of the face, over her blonde hair. Trellar is horrified. "I gave you a smack on the side of the face so your hair can cover it. I am a man of my word, you will go out with me and you will look presentable for it. But this is what you get for disrespecting me and my wife." Trellar apologizes, meekly. "Good. Big changes are coming," he says, "And I need everyone to remember their fucking place." "Oooohhh... I feel them..." Sannse says. Rappy turns back to her, and sees her trembling, bringing her hands to her head and looking down, then closing her eyes while shaking. "I can taste it..." "What?" Rappy asks, "What is it, honey? Are you having another vision?" "I can feel it," she answers him, "It's coming." "What is?" he asks, further intrigued. She gives him a smile, the widest she's given so far, and says, "Death. So much death. It fills me with life..." Rappy grins. She then extends her hand to him and says, "Dance with me... I love this song..." He takes it. "Oh, I'll dance with you, sweetheart... We'll dance on all their graves." He pulls her in and dips her. She brings her head - the one holding the doll - to her forehead. The doll's right eye lets out a red tear...
Lynette lies down on his bed, in his navbar, and before him stands his secretary, IceBerry. "Do you understand what I want you to do?" "Yes, sir," Ice tells his boss, "I will contact this... Andalusian person. And I will get the best private investigators tracking down the girl that got your hands cut off." "Good," Lynette says, with anger, "I am going to have her killed for what she did me."
Lynette tells Ice he can go, and the young man does. On his way out, Ice incidently opens the front door to Lady Junky, who tells him she wants to check up on her ex-fiancé. Ice tells her that's fine and lets her in, but says he has to go so she will have to let herself out. He leaves, and Lady goes upstairs. She enters Lynette's navbar and he is surprised to see her. "Lady?..." She takes Rena's handgun from her purse and points it at him. "Oh Lady..." he says, looking disappointed and getting up from the bed, "What are you doing?" Lady starts to tear up, as she says, "I-I have... I have any choice, I have to kill you." "No, honey," he tells her, "You really don't." "Yes, I do!" she lashes out at him, "Rena didn't! He couldn't kill you, he spare you, and I was angry! With him! The man I love, because he couldn't! That is not fair. He is a good man, I shouldn't be angry." "Then why are you?" "Because you need to die... Because he could have you died today and didn't. And I didn't." "What?..." She starts to tear up. "I saved you! I saved your life, from Americana! I saved you, and you... y-you killed my... my little sister." "I'm so sorry... I truly am..." "SHUT UP!!! Y-y-you monster you! You die I kill you now!" "Lady... your father killed my daughter." Lady looks very confused, through her tears. "What?" "I had a daughter. Her name was MissMayfair, and... and he killed her. In cold blood, in the most... gruesome way. Before me. I..." "I don't... what? You're crazy." "It's true. I swear to God it's true." "That's just... what? Stupid. You are stupid. I'm not just gonna stop killing you because you say stories about my papa." "Lady..." "Shut your mouth or I shoot your mouth!" He is quiet for a few seconds. Then he looks her up and says, "You're pregnant..." Lady's defenses are down. "W-what?..." she tells him. "You and Rena, you're having a baby." His voice conveys deep sadness. "I didn't know, I... congratulations." "No, no, we, we're... I..." Lynette just looks at her as she struggles to speak. "What? What is it?" Lady's eyes turn red. Lynette then has a sudden realization. "Oh my God..." "What?!" she blurts out, angrily. "It's mine... isn't it?" Lady loses her ability to speak. "It's my... it's my baby..." Lady starts to sob and gasp. He walks up towards her and puts his stumps around her belly. Then one of them over her belly. Lady lowers her gun. And he feels a kick. "Oh my God... Lady... Why didn't you tell me?..." Lady, her face red, says, "Why?... Why would I say?" "Because... this is... we're having a baby. We can, we can get back together, form a family, this is... this is wonderful..." Lady gives him a look of utter confusion. She then tells him, slowly, "You... mon Dieu..." "What?" "I knew... I knew you were crazy because... because you killed my sister. Because you killed Imma, and, and hurt me... I knew you were crazy because... you do all horrible things. But..." "What? Sweetie just tell me." "But if you think... for seconds... I will ever be with you... Be family with you... You are just completely insane." Lynette's heart breaks. "You don't mean that..." he tells her, with sheer sadness in his eyes. "Yes, I do," she says, "This baby... comes from the baddest thing you could do to me. One of the baddest moments of my life. A reminded of... of you using me... hurting me... violating me..." He cries. "Lady..."
"I don't want this baby, Lynette," she tells him, "And I don't want this baby with you." He stands and looks at her, longingly, and sadly.
"Okay," he tells her, meekly. Then he wraps his handless arms around her. In the process, she drops her gun to the floor by accident. "Lynette what do you do?!" With all his strength he brings her into the hallway.
Lynette drags her between his arms towards the stairs, as she tries to break free, but is unable to. He pushes her and she falls down the stairs, rolling on the steps and getting banged up on her way. She makes it to the lower ground, unconscious, bruised, and childless.
From atop the staircase, Lynette, with a depressed look in his eyes, says, "You're welcome." He walks back into his navbar.
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