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23 enigma

The 23 enigma is a widely popular numerology superstition that everything goes back to the number 23, which is considered a very mystical number yet is also significantly feared. In 1999, a group of Harvard professors and doped-up stoners founded a theory, which claims to prove that everything in the universe traces back to 23:
	\cfrac{U + \cfrac{TS}{BG}}{PM} * 0 + 23 = 23
Where U = Universe; TS = Testicle Size; BG= Barry Gibb; and PM = Phase of moon.
The formula proved to be successful, understandably igniting "23 fever". This caused a mass panic in what most people thought was The End of Days. Jesus received much more attention, the Pope met with world leaders to discuss who was going to Hell first, and Pat Robertson's dick grew two inches. Most people thought the world would end at the stroke of midnight, January 1st 2000, and Armageddon would come in the form of a Dark Lord that spewed seven swords of fire unto each continent and summoned the deadly beast within the bowels of Hell! It turns out that the only problem was that some computer clocks couldn't work. Which for some reason would result in the Apocalypse. After some local Nerds (with help from the west side Geeks, a rare event that had never occurred before - east side Nerds and west side Geeks working together) fixed the problem, everyone was back on the internet looking at porn, with no more fear of their penis getting blown off on New Years Eve. No seriously, people believed this.
== See also ==
* 43
* 13
* 23
Category:Conspiracies
Category:Mathematics
27 (number)

27? Were you looking, peraphs,...
You probably were. It's the only explanation plaussible.
In facts, there are no other options to choose from. It's either 1927, or 1927.
== See also ==
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So, what are you wating for? Click the link. 
You can wait all you want. In the end, you'll succumb to the temptation of clicking 1927.
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2 (number)

2 is the plural of 1, except in the United Kingdom where a nice man told me that the plural of 1 is "bugger off mate." The uppercase form of 2 is @, except in the UK again, where it is ".
It has been said by some poets that 2 can be quite lonely, as it is the loneliest number since the number 1.
2 is one of the most widely used numbers in the world among cultures who are able to count past 1. It often sponsors children's programs such as Sesame Street in order to promote its bipartisan political agenda. 2 is the largest gathering of no people which falls short of qualifying as a what?
== Quick facts about 2 which can be used to impress acquaintances ==
* 2 is the only even prime number, which makes it quite odd.
* 2 and 2 make 5.
* I ate 2 boxes of pizza.
* The quantity 2+2 approaches infinity for very large values of 2.
* 2 is the number of cows that you have.
* The minimum number of gods necessary for polytheism is 2.
* 2 is the quantity of many body parts that come standard on a human.
* The copyright to the number 2 expired in 1973, before which time any use of 2 required 8 cents be mailed to the estate of Thomas Edison, who patented the number in 1913.
* An archaic method of writing 2, "two", was banned in 2013 after a lengthy session of the U.S. Congress in order to discourage frivolous wasting of time.
* 2 has several homophones, including the article "to", the adverb "too", the slang "tew" (as in tew kewl 4 skwel), and several profanities.
* There are 2 species of beetle, if you classify all beetles into 2 species.
* Nice to meet you, 2!
* No Japanese words end in the number 2.
=== Gołębiowski's identity for natural numbers that are also the number 2 ===
After years of intricate study, Gołębiowski reduced his equation to this deceptively simple and elegant identity:
It has been said that Gołębiowski's identity is the pinnacle of mathematical beauty. Very incorrect.
== See also ==
* Timbuktu
* Ni
* DOS
* Tuna
* Half
== Related links ==
* 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation
* 2 Wizards 1 Cup
* 2+2=5
* 2vok Shakur
* Number Two
* Two-Face
* Two-face
* Two and a Half Men
* Two Door Cinema Club
* Two Humps
* Two Rivers Wildlife Park
* Two Shits
* Two wizards did it
* UnBooks:Two Hours in the Life of a Psychopath
* UnPoetia:Two Brief Sonnets
* UnPoetia:Two Paths
* You have two cows
== Related links x2 ==
* Double Butter Theory
* Double Dragon
* Double Entendre
* Double Redirect
* Double Reverse Psychobabbiology
* Double Ristretto Venti
* Doublespeak
* Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light
* UnPoetia:Couplet
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2 Wizards 1 Cup

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IT'S YUMMY BUTT POOP OR SOMETHING!!!!
The author of this article appears to have lost his shit. He is currently eating apples with Mike Tyson.
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3.1415926535

3.1415926535 can refer to:
== Baker's Secret ==
The 'sexcret' bakers use to determine the precise diameter of the pastry shell & fruit dessert they are constructing is called pi, because saying "3.156454895747475764775..." takes too long. Bakers are very interested in precision, as baking is about science and chemical reactions and not at all like that faggot 'feel yourself', are you in the zone? cooking, goddamnit. A guarded secret, as by being off by a single digit will summon a minion of Hell instead of ensuring proper dessert diameter when recited, Pi was discovered during the Rolden Age and passed down orally generation to generation. Thus, countless apprentice bakers have been quietly reciting "3.1645433434343..." behind locked bathroom doors for millennia, leading to the public's misunderstanding about Freemasons.
Although bakers are threatened by internal guild mafia not to give up the methodology of the secret, world-renowned pastry chef Yves Vachon revealed in 2001 that multiplying 2 X pi X radius would give the circumference of the dessert. As most of the civilized world did not understand basic math, having tuned out at the time multiplication tables were instituted, nobody knew what he was talking about. Jay Leno, interviewing him, was only able to come up with "So...when do we get to the pie?" after several seconds of embarrassed silence.
== Beverly Hills Address ==
Brian Adams, half-brother of Luke Perry, is known to have an address at Beverly Hills 31415-926535. However, Adams does not own a house there; this is only a UPS mail box rented for the purposes of receiving drug money.
== New York Club ==
"3.1415926535" was a short-lived night club in Manhattan. From 1976 - 1978 it encapsulated the Disco Era and was a financial success for money front-man Donald Trump. Officials closed it down following Food Inspector discovery of rat piss in the Alabama Slammers. In spite of the fact that this was a private revenge of a single bartender on all Alabama natives due to a Spring Break misunderstanding five years previously, the state review board refused to reinstate the club's liquor license.
== Millionaire Detective ==
Counting on the public's subconscious knowledge of pi, and with the simple addition of the sexy prefix "Magnum" and a minor capitalization, a poorly-moustachioed, greasy-haired man was able to parley a failing relationship with Lonnie Anderson and a string of lousy films into a lucrative career as a private detective. In just seven years, the mysterious Mr. Selleck was able to amass: his own private island (Maui), a drunken, inefficient and largely imaginary butler, a Ferrari, two riding dobermans, a model helicopter, and a negro, and retire in dignified squalor.
Val Kilmer's attempt to copy Magnum, PI's successful trail to the high life as a private investigator/military policeman in 1984's Top Secret ("Hi! I'm Val Kilmer, PiMP!") failed miserably, however, thereby proving the public is simply not as stupid as the masses would have you believe.
== See also ==
* Pi
* Pi Day
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Category:Conspiracies
31 (number)

Whoops! Maybe you were looking for volume 31 of the You Have Two Cows anthology?
31 is commonly used to refer to the amount of sides on a 31-sided die. It is also commonly used to refer to the quantity of 31. It is also used to refer to the maximum lifespan of a human. It is also used to refer to many other things. 
==Or is it?==
It is. Don't make this harder than it needs to be.
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3D

=== Video Games ===
Three-dimensional video games were a brief fad in the early 90's that lasted no longer than a couple years. The superiority of two dimensional gaming lead many to believe that successful gameplay could be translated into 3D. Sadly, this was not the case. Primitive models with blocky abstract shapes and eye tearing textures made the 3D movement doomed to never repeat itself.
Newer research has though uncovered the secret of 3D to be an optical illusion caused by brainwave-altering lightbursts coming from the TV/Computer-monitor. This mindtrick is forced upon us humans by the almighty robots of electro music, of which we have no chance to escape or oppose. Acceptance of our grim fate is the only solution.
=== Films ===
Three-dimensional films have been a part of the film-going experience since February of 1992. At that time, in order to boost sales during the traditionally soft attendance period that occurs in the winter, the cinemas in Gary Indiana banded together and promoted festival called "Box Office Bombs-Films We Wish They Hadn't Made." It was during the screening of the film Ishtar that 19 year-old Jerry Snodgrass discovered that deplorable films that seem to have nothing redeemable about them are improved, even made tolerable when objects seem to literally fly off the screen. This was brought home to him when the other member of the viewing audience sitting three rows in front of him tossed an apple core over his shoulder and it struck Jerry on the forehead.
After several years of experimenting with actual physical objects, a technology was landed on that allowed film makers who wished to punch up their plot-less not worth the time of day features by randomly causing objects unconnected with the film to seem to come off the screen and fly infront of the viewers face. The consensus is that this seems to work because it distracts the viewer, but further research is required.
=== Example of 3D ===
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== List of Some objects cannot be drawn in 3D ==
* Squares
* Triangles
* Humphrey Bogart
* You
* Me
* Cake
* Oprah
* Pie
* George W. Bush
* Mickey Mouse
== Other 3D games ==
Left|thumb|230px|3-D models at their worst
* Progress Quest
== See also ==
* 3D glasses
* 1D
* Scam
* UnNews:Samsung seeks to increase 3-D TV sales in 2011
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3 (number)

:For technical reasons, :3 redirects here. For the emoticon, see ꞉3
3 is a number with 3 ones, 0 tens and 0 hundreds. The 3 is after the number 2 which has 2 ones and before 4 which has 4 ones. The 3 sided dice is has a 1,2 and 3 on it.
Three is the number of:
* Participants in a traditional threesome
* Strikes and you're out
* Stooges
* Legs on a barstool
* Bears
* Nipples James Bond has
== See also ==
* UnPoetia:Trees
* Undictionary:Butt
* E
* tea
* The
* M
* <3
* Thiruvananthapuram
== Related links ==
* 3.1415926535
* 3D
* 3D animation
* 3D glasses 3D glasses/composite
* 3RR
* Three-phase electric power
* Three Days Grace
* Three-strikes law
* Three Watchmen and a Baby
* Three word article
* Threesome
* Rule of Three
* Romance of the Three Kingdoms
* Third-Person Limited Omniscient
* Third-wave feminism
* Third Life
* Third Reich
* Triple-H
* Triple Barreled Shotgun
* UnBooks:The Three Morbidly Obese Pigs and the Big Bad Bureaucracy
* UnBooks:The Three Weird Sisters are Alive and Well in Washington, DC
* UnBooks:Third Epistle to the Thessalonians
* 300 (film)
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3rd Dental Battalion

= Founding =
The Third Dental Battalion of the American military was founded for the purposes of controlling rampant scurvy outbreaks in the armed forces (and Congress), as well as general dental upkeep, humanitarian action, and other such boring jobs. They were founded on April 27, 1846, better known to people everywhere as “Third Dental Battalion Day”. President Zachary Taylor is credited with signing the bill known as “The Scurvy Reform Act”, with this somehow being the most exciting moment of his political career, and, indeed, his sad life. The first commander of the Third Dental Battalion was the daring and intrepid Vice Under-Secretary John B. O’Macmulliganohickey, referred to as Captain Forehead by everyone since that meanie Billy called him that in second grade. Vice Under-Secretary O’Mcmulliganohickey would go on to a successful political career after his retirement from the military, and would cite his days with the Third Dental Battalion as the most glorious days of his life.
= Action =
== Action in the Civil War ==
The Third Dental Battalion first saw action in the Battle of Shiloh, where the better-flossed Union troops were able to edge the cavity-ridden Confederates. This key support earned the Third Dental Battalion a great feeling of accomplishment, and everyone was a winner.
== Action in the Spanish American War ==
Often overlooked in favor of the Rough Riders, the Fluoriders were just as effective during the Battle of San Juan Hill, and had 20% less gingivitis. Every schoolchild learns the tale of Teddy Roosevelt and his trusty dentists, and how they rode up San Juan Hill through a hail of bullets to bring American dental technology to the people of Cuba. The Fluoriders were later awarded the bronze star as a unit for their actions that fateful day. 
== Action in World War Two ==
Many a historian has remarked on the valor of the Third Dental Battalion at Omaha Beach. Giving no regard to the storm of ordinance around them and the screams of the dying, their tactical brushing paved the way for the allied advance and ultimately, victory. Upon returning to the states, the Third Dental Battalion was hailed as heroes by multitudes of orally healthy admirers.
== Action in the Vietnam War ==
The Elite Hygiene Commandos, a specialized branch of the Third Dental Battalion, was used for covert operations in Vietnam. Their most notable use was in Operation Incisor, which sought to subvert North Vietnamese military efforts with strategic orthodontia.
== Present Day ==
The current missions of the Third Dental Battalion are strictly classified.
= Sub-Units =
Sub-units of the Third Dental Battalion include the Mechanized Orthodontic Surgery Company, the Twelfth Airborne Dentistry Specialists, and the Elite Hygiene Commandos.
= Conclusion =
9/10 experts say the Third Dental Battalion is one of the most formidable fighting forces of all time. 
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40 (number)

*Edward 40-Hands
*Forty-three
*Forty-Six and Two
*Forty horsemen
*UnBooks:Alibaba And The Forty Bikers
*UnNews:The woman you are fucking passed away forty minutes ago
*UnNews:Forty-two killed in ongoing QVFD genocide
*UnNews:Forty "respec'" areas to be announced in UK}} 
Category:Numbers
4 (number)

Maybe you are looking for:
* Radio 4
* Resident Evil 4
* Pentium 4
* Wireless 4
* Connect 4
* Halloween 4
* Policy 4
* World War 4
* The white guy in All-4-One
* 4skin
* 4chan 
* 4Kids
* 4:20
* 4.252.99.182
* 4'33"
* 4 letter word
* 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse
* 4 Norsemen of the Apocalypse
* 4 Wiggles of the Apocalypse
* The 4th wall
* Four wizards, a slutty nurse, and Dennis Kucinich did it
* Fivehead
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50 (number)

Hoorray! You've arrived to number 50! Which means you're half there in the road to the number 100!
You should celebrate. You've only got a half left to live. Because by the time you've reached 100, you will most likely die, boy. (That, is, if you hadn't died already.)
By the way, he's a list of several things somewhat related to 50 that you will most likely not bother to look:
* The 1950s
* The 50/50 Rule
* 50 Cent
* Attack of the 50ft Hitler
* Fifty Caliber Terror
* Fifty shades of grey
* Fifty shades of grey
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50 Mozart

50 Mozart (The Hood, born July 6, 1975, as seen on TV) is the fusion between Curtis James Jackson and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. This fusion occurred after Eminem told 50 Cent he was no longer going to write for him. After being told that, 50 Cent sought and asked the Supreme Kai to help him fuse with the ultimate songwriter, Mozart of course. During the fusion process, some Grues appeared and had an fight with the ninja pirates observing the process. Of course, the Grues won, but it had no effect on the fusion process. After the fusion, 50 Mozart noticed that the Grues ate themselves after seeing the horrible monster just created.
== Career ==
50 Mozart made his 50th Symphony, and it became a huge success in the Hood and went platinum. The album contained songs like, "Violin Shop", "In da Buu", etc. But after that, 50 Mozart thought about world domination and hired some Grues to increase the strength of his newly formed army. He began destroying his own hood, and then, of course, the Grues ate President Bush. But 50 Mozart continued to hire more and more Grues, despite this mutiny. After various other forms of mutiny within the Grue Army, 50 Mozart began to doubt his ability to control Grues, so, instead of doing something that actually would have made sense, he hired even more Grues.
Where does he get all those Grues from? Newspapers say they are created whenever someone plays a "pimp-ass beat". Or whenever someone beats a pimp's ass. I forgot which. It doesn't matter, anyway.
== Effects of being Fused ==
Of course, the fusion had its up and downsides.
* Ups
** He became black
** He became white
** He can command Grues
** No more Bling
** Knowledge of rapping AND opera
* Downs
** He became black
** He became white
** He can be commanded by Grues
** He dominates YOU
** Excessive use of opera voices
** Often appearances of Grues
== See also ==
* 50 Cent
* 50 Cent
* Mozart
* Bling
* Grue Summoning
* Grue Un-summoning
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5 (number)

5 is a 5ub5titute the letter S. It refer5 to the amount of finger5 on the 5tandard i55ue human hand. It can al5o refer to:
* Babylon 5
* Resident Evil 5
* Playstation 5
* Hi-5
* Ariane 5
* Jack5on 5
* High five
== See alo ==
* 5G
* 5 A Day
* 5 Things Cracked Stole From Uncyclopedia
* Five day banana
* Five-Day War
* Five O'Clock Shadow of the Colossus
* Five paragraph essay
* Five pillars of pirating
* Five-second rule
* Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants
* Five-word sentences
* HowTo:Five Star Through The Fire And Flames on Expert
* The Fifth Beatle
* The Fifth Element
* UnBooks:The Five Stages of Being Banned from Uncyclopedia
* Uncyclopedia:Five pliers
* UnNews:Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life
* UnNews:Five foods for a flat stomach
* UnNews:Five million 1950s jokes leaked onto uncyclopedia
* UnNews:Five times Hillary didn’t sound like a candidate
* UnNews:Top 5 hoaxes of the 1980's exposed
* 500 ft tall turd monster
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