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Dr. Inspector Fujecklestein

Dear Reddit,
As I am now typing this letter to you, Dr. Inspector Fujecklestein is preparing to end my life. How did I get here? Let me tell you.
I was taking a giant dump which turned into diarrhea at the local mall. To my detriment, the stall I was in had no more toilet paper. So I crawled under to the next stall and grabbed toilet paper from there. To my horror, there was a man who was also having diarrhea as well.
"Hey! You wanna cross diarrhea streams together?" the man asked.
It sounded fun, but my dog was waiting for me at the GameStop on the other side of the mall, so I had to go.
"No. Maybe next time," I replied.
"There will be no next time," the man said. He then proceeded to wipe and leave.
"That was weird," I said to myself. I, too, wiped and left.
That's all I remember, guys. I don't know why this guy named Dr. Inspector Fujecklestein is going to kill me, but he is. Maybe I dissed his heritage a few years ago and don't remember. But anyway, if I don't die, I'll update you guys.
Later!
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Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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Dr. Zomboss, The Boss of All Zombies

Once I beat PVZ, Got all the plants, and got a full Zen Garden, I clicked on adventure mode. I was in world 6. In world 6, I was in a cave. Hyper-realistic blood and guts dripped from the celing. After beating 6-9, There was a note from Dr. Zomboss saying "Hello. Guess who's back? And I hate to brag, but I'm Stonger than ever! I'm gonna eat your brains for sure this time! Scinserely, Dr. Zomboss P.S.: If you think your plants are gonna beat me, then think again!" Then, I was in a level, where there were NO ZOMBIES! This meant one thing; I saw Dr. Zomboss's Zombot coming. He set down a Gargantular. I planted 2 Kernel-pults, Then a Cob Cannon. On every OTHER lane, I planted a Melon-pult, then a Winter Melon. My Cob Cannon took care of the Gargantular easilly. But the Imp survived! When the Gargantular died, it left behind hyper-realistic blood and guts as it faded away. The Imp was hurled past my Cob Cannon. Then the "You lose" Music played. The Imp went into a hole. As it ate my brains, hyper-realistic blood came out of the hole. The "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" sound was made. Then my file was erased. I beat the game again, and the gameplay went back to normal.
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Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Dr Phil unaired episode

;January 2nd, 2013
My Dr Phil season 10 Box is coming tommorow!
;January 3rd, 2013
Watched all the episodes! It was great
;January 5th, 2013
Hmm, that's odd. There is an option on the menu for DRPHIL.avi.
;January 5th, 2013
I began watching DRPHIL.avi
;1/6/13
A woman and her cat were sitting on a table, Dr Phil just sat there, speechless.
;1/6/13
The woman patted the cat.
;1/6/13
Dr Phil talked about how this woman has an addiction to eating her cats fur balls.
;1/6/13
The cat fell down a black hole!
;1/6/13
Dr Phil began stripping down until he was bare naked, while the cat woman was doing jumping jacks.
;1/6/13
Dr phil shouted loudly and the camera zoomed in on his ear and teeth
;1/6/13
Dr Phil spread his buttcheeks and farted very loudly. The cat woman exploded.
;1/6/13
The episode ended with Dr Phil laughing loudly.
;1/7/13
I fell down the black hole. I died.
The end?
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Jornel
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Im died
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Category:Shortpasta
Dragon Ball Demon Z

I am and will always be a HUGE Dragon Ball fan, I've watched every series at least 1000 times expect for one Dragon Ball GT. GT is known as the black sheep in the Dragon Ball franchise. Hated by almost everyone even me but, of course I still watched it, just not as much as the rest of Dragon Ball. 
One day I decided that It'd be a good idea to watch GT again, it was a couple days since I've last watched through it in full. I went to go to my shelves where I keep my DVD and my action figures of many anime characters I loved, when I got there I picked up the DVD that had the first season of GT and then I was about to leave to watch the series when I noticed my Super Saiyan 4 Goku figure looked.. weird.. The colour in his hair started to turn into a more white colour and his eyes were starting to look bigger. I thought that it was just starting to show its age, I'm not gonna deal with replacing it right now FUCK that. I rush back to my computer where I look up "Dragon Ball GT free watch" and clicked on the first link and was happy to see the full series in the highest quailty it could've been but then after one minute it just cut. And the title card appears. "Dragon Ball DEMON Z" I was SHOOK and didn't know what to think but that was nothing to what was next. The episode started with Krillin, Jiren, Bejita and the rest of the main cast everyone loved. They looked to all be getting ready for battle but with who? and where was OUR HERO Goku? Krillin starts to speak "You guys.. are we sure about this time? I haven't mastered Super Krillin times Krilli-" Goku teleported infront of Krillin. Goku laughs and then says " Heh, Krillin maybe in a couple more billion restarts you could put a scratch onto me." Goku had red spiking hair that was as big as Van. He had Dark eyes with red puplis also he had 666 written on his head. He killed Krillin just by blinking. I was so shook, I screamed at the top of my lungs. Goku would NEVER do that. Me along every Dragon Ball character screamed because Krillin's fucking head exploded just by Goku blinking. Goku started to speak up "Everyone, Everyone, We have a friend here. Someone that I can pay attenion instead of all of you. Goku fucking teleports out of the animation and I notice my figure weird looking figure got FUCKING huge. "Goku... What.. Why??" I said when I first saw Goku. Goku starts to laugh a little. "Because I got bored. No one watched my series, I had nothing to do." He laughs more and more. Goku speaks again. "Waku Waku. Lets make a deal, you tell more people to watch GT and I'll let you live sound fair?" I said "Ok I would. just dont hurt anyone"
To everyone reading this. Don't FUCKING watch Dragon Ball GT It got taken over by a fucking evil Goku. Don't FUCKING watch it. It FUCKING SUCKS and you might die. bye.
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Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 3.7

Hello, the name's Francis, and I'm a total Dragon Ball buff. I've watched all the episodes and movies, played a lot of the games, and collected a lot of the merchandise. I haven't played Budokai 3 yet, so when my friend said he had a copy I can borrow, I was stoked!
He handed me the case at school two days later. When I got home, I instantly mashed the disc into my PS2 and turned on the power. When the PS2 started up, instead of those blue laser things like you usually see, I saw seven Dragon Balls. I thought it was a cool addition while the intro started.
Goku was flying on his Nimbus as normal, but antsy to play the game, I hurriedly skipped to the Main Menu. I played it all day, all night, and all the time for two weeks, as school recently ended. I was playing the game as normal, wishing on the Dragon Balls, when one of the choices for a wish vanished and put in a new option:
"I want to experience this world myself!"
Thinking the option was a bit odd, I curiously selected it.
"Your wish has been granted," Shenron said with a smirk, which was odd. Instantly, my surroundings changed. I was surrounded by lava and crumbling terrain. Instantly, I felt a sharp, agonizing pain under me as I collapsed on the ground. My vision blurry, I saw a man seem to taunt me and revitalized me.
I felt myself dully get up as the man flew away. A sudden overbearing feeling of hate seeped through me as red clouded my vision. I thrust my hand at the figure and a beam of energy flew from it.
The man quickly turned around and shouted "You fool!" as he returned fire at me. All at once, I felt my flesh rip and burn at the seams. It was total and utter agony. After the light of the man's blast faded, I was staring at my room. It felt like I was looking at it through my television, but that's preposterous.
Suddenly, from absolutely nowhere, Frieza appeared in front of my room, surrounded by Dragon Balls. He seemed to say something, but I couldn't hear. Shenron burst from the Dragon Balls, now having a slight blue tint to them, and hovered in his massive form in front of Frieza. Frieza said something and Shenron returned to the Dragon Balls, which are now blue with purple stars.
Frieza turned around with a look that seemed to imply triumph and a smile that flashed ever-so-sadistically and pointed his finger at my head and fired a Death Beam. I died on the spot.
I tell this from purgatory, from where King Yenma sent me. Frieza is now immortal and triumphs over everyone in the universe. Please, whoever may read this, help us! Please!
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Category:Vidya games
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tennnn 3

As a child I loved Dragon Ball Z with all my heart, and still to this day. One day I was going through my old ps2 games and I notice that I lost my Budokai Tenkachi games along with Budokai 3 and Sagas. The only DBZ games I had left were Dragon Ball Z Budokai 1-2, Super Dragon Ball z, Dragon Ball Z Infinite World, Dragon Ball Z Ultimate Tenkachi, Dragon Ball Z Battle of Z and The Budokai HD Colletion which I happily "Borrowed" from a Friend. But the game I miss with all of my childhood Was Budokai Tenkachi 3. I played the everending shit out of that game! It was Me my Brother and a couple of friends. So I started to search the Internet sense I bought plenty of old ps2/Gamecube games from the Internet. I lived in a trailer park in a heavily non american area so plenty of weird hispanic stores were here and a store that sold ps2 games I found had a coppy.
==Where It starts==
Once I walked in I was greated by a Middle aged man that looked kinda depressed. I said "Hi" and he asked what I was looking for. I happily responded with "I'm looking for a ps2 gamed called Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkcachi 3" The man said "Oh I got 1 last coppy follow me young one". Honselty I thought he was gonna rape me but he tooked me to the back and handed me the coppy. I know it sounds old and non scary in creepypasta but the cover was messed up -_-. It read "Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tennnn 3" I shruged it off and asked the man how much for it. He said 1.99$ so I handed him the money and said goodbye and left the store filled with joy. Obusilovy I live in the hood so when I was running home, Kinda gayliy some "thugs" Said "Dayum cracka slow down befoe a real homie gon fuck you up" I said hello sir and 
went home.
==child hood?==
I started up the game and was surprised, Everything was normal! So fuck off and think of a better "Scarier" Version Bitch
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Dragon Poster

My cousin Ryan has this poster of a Chinese dragon in his bedroom on the door. For some weird reason, every time I look at it, my eyes get glued to the image. The longer I stare at it, the more my head hurts, but usually Ryan always comes into the room, seeing me just looking at the poster. I told him that every time I look at the poster, it feels as if I'm getting sucked into it. He just looks at me as if to ask, "Are you crazy?" But I thought it was just my imagination, so I ignored it.
Leaving the room, my cousin and I went downstairs to find something to eat. We found some hot dogs and microwaved a few, and then both of us went back upstairs. Ryan tried to find something decent to watch on the TV, but there was nothing good on. So I told Ryan I was going to go to his bedroom and see what movies he had. After getting a DVD, I began to leave the bedroom, but once again, I started to stare at that poster.
That time, Ryan didn't get up to see what was taking me so long. I tried to move, but it was like I was just stuck there. I couldn't move a single muscle. I was getting worried and my head began to hurt again. At that point, it felt like someone was crushing my head from either side. Ryan came to the bedroom door, but he couldn't open it up. He demanded that I unblock the door, but there wasn't anything in front of the door that kept it from moving, nor was it locked. He started banging on the door, and I just stood there, frozen, staring at the poster. At that point, it felt like my head was about to explode. Ryan called for help, but Jean or John wasn't home. I heard him trying to dial 911, but he soon started screaming about the phone being disconnected. I tried moving my mouth, but I just couldn't do it. Blackness overcame me.
Ryan woke me up by pouring a glass of cold water in my face, and asked if I was alright. I told him yes, and he told me I passed out. He also said that the poster was missing. "Which one?" Ryan asked. "The dragon", he replied. I searched the bedroom, but nothing was to be found. I told him to just forget about it. But now, every time I close my eyes, I end up seeing that dragon. Now I'm stuck seeing that cursed image for the rest of my life... and yes, I made Ryan look at that poster. He claimed that it didn't affect him at all.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Dragon Quest DIE

It all started at Christmas. I got myself a Dragon Quest IX game, I had lost my old one.
It started up compltely normal, but the the title said Dragon Quest DIE. Confuesd, I selteced my character, calling her Kylie. Then I started. Weridly, I already had the strongest armour you can get, all the best weapons, and a full team. I checked them. One was Andrea, a marital artist. The other was Marie, a priest. The last one was Stanley, a mage. I noticed they were the EXACT same team I had on my old game. All of then lvl 990000, which was impossible.
I walked into Angel Falls, the first town. There were no NPC's. I went over to Erin's house (The girl that helps you at the start of the game.)The house looked normal as far as I was concerned, but upstairs Erin's room was drenched in blood. Her grandfather gave my character an icy glare and said "You are too late. Erin is dead. Go home." I walked to the door of her room but her grandfather said ; "Are you sure, Kylie?" a YES/NO optoin appeard. I selected YES.
I wish I haden't.
Ivor (The annoying boy who also helps you at the start of the game) was standing over her body, mourning over her. Whenever I tried to talk to him all it said was "Ivor is too busy." When a pressed A near Erin's body it would say "She is dead." I saved the game and shut it off, 'cause it was nearly 11 at night.
The next day.
I did'nt sleep the other night. I was thinking about the game. I opened my DSi and the game automaticlay came on. I checked my team. There was horrible things on their sprites.
Andrea was tearing the skin off her face with her claws.
Marie's spear was running through her body, and her face was twisted in agony.
The spikes on Stanley's staff were stuck in his head, with the word SUICEDE carved on his chest.
Kylie was on her knees, with her sword going through her back. The words GO and AWAY were carved on her knees.
Some how they managed to walk, but they seemed as if limping. I couldn't control them. They limped towards the top of the waterfall. Then they jumped off the cliff. The screen turned black, with realistic screaming noises, breaking bones and squelching flesh. Then two words appeard on my screen, with my teams corpe's on them:
GAME OVER
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Dragon Ritual

This ceremony must be performed on the summer solstice at 12:00 am or pm. You must be alone, and head towards any tree. The items you must have are: a piece of charcoal, a knife, and a video game (weird choices, I know).
First, place the charcoal near the tree, approximately touching a root, any root. Next, use the knife and prick your self to make the symbol of fire, like this:
火
Yes, it is Japanese.
If done correctly, the charcoal should glow for 2 seconds and disappear. Do not look up, or else the ritual will automatically end with your life. Place the video game where the charcoal disappeared (I forgot to tell you, the video game must contain fantasy or fantasy-related creatures) and chant "Oh pyro coneticus, furio blazien tempora" 2 times. Do not look up. This time, the cartridge should glow and hover in the air. Now you can look up.
Congratulations, you unleashed the most horrific monster known to man.
Do you want to know what it is?
The final boss of course!
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Category:Rituwel
Category:Vidya games
Category:Old Shit
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Dragon Tales

I am never watching Dragon Tales again.
It was my own little night, to watch old shows I hadn't watched in forever so I decided I would watch Dragon Tales. I flipped the TV on to PBS kids, and there it was, and I was there just in time. It was already playing the theme song, except the background was black and white... and the song's rhythm was messed up. I clicked "guide" on my remote to see the title of the programme.
It was, 'Cassie's gone!'. I was feeling uneasy and wanted to flip the channel, but curiosity got the better of me and pulled me into it. I started to watch, and it started with Emmy & Max in their playroom as normal. They did their little chant and flashed into Dragon Land. Cassie was standing there, along with Ord, Zak & Wheezie.
But Zak had red eyes.
And sharp teeth.
He mumbled something and this is what I heard.
Cassie is going today guys. Are we going to have a party?
I am pretty sure the other characters understood, as they shrieked and frowned after he said this. Wheezie was crying after he said that, and Emmy asked "What's wrong with him?."
She shook her head as if she didn't know, and then out of the blue, Zak grabbed Cassie's neck and ripped some skin off. Cassie screamed, and the other characters began to. Wheezie cried more, and Ord tried to jerk him off. I was horrified. Zak threw Ord off, and he hit the ground.
Everything that was happening sounded real. The crying, ripping, and the screams. I grabbed my stuffed animal, (don't laugh) and hugged it tight.
Zak continued to rip until what looked like real blood and guts were coming out of Cassie. The others tried to stop him, but they couldn't. Eventually, Cassie died, and Zak lost his red eyes and sharp teeth. He went back to his normal self, and asked what happened. It faded to black and that was it... They didn't go back or anything. That was it. Cassie died. My happiness faded, along with my love for Dragon Tales...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Dragons

Okay..... SO I was in my room on the computer Chillin' and going with the flow right? I notice the file labeled "Dragons.vbs" I opened it and it said... "See you soon... ~ Lak" My reaction was... "COOL I HAVE A DATE WITH A GIRL THAT HAS A FREAKY NAME!!! XD" New file appeared and said... "I'm a dragon and a guy!!!" then the reaction was... ":/ Okay..." Lak appeared at the doorstep and I welcomed him in.... He kinda looked like "Spyro da Dragon" but he had 3 horns on his nose... He was TOO CUTE he sat down at the dinner table and said... "GIMME DA PICKELS" So... I got him some pickles... He was the type O' dragon that was hongry all da time soooooooo I went to McDonalds and Mickey Mouse was the window guy.. he said "WELCOME TO TEH MICKIE D'S HOW MAY I TAKE UR ORDER???" "I would like 4 Triple Cheeseburgers... EXTRA PICKLES" was my answer... I went to the pick-up window and a clown was the window person... I told him "I want my food!" He whacked me and said "I DON'T THINK SO! Homey don't play dat..." I was all like "Jeez!!!" He then gave me mah food... *I then go home to Mr. LAK!!!* and give him his shit... He eats it and tells me "MORE!!!"
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Drake and Josh: Lost Episode

Drake and Josh had an unaired episode back in 2007. It started with Drake and Josh coming home, about to walk into Megan's trap. Josh tripped in the door and landed in a trap meant to pick him up by his foot. It got his neck. As he flew up his neck snapped and Drake and Megan tried to get him down. Megan fell and suffered major trauma to her head. Panicking, Drake takes Megan to the hospital. Drake's parents come home to find their son dead. This causes Josh's dad to go to his room and a gunshot is heard. Drake then comes home and tells his mom that Megan is in the hospital. She goes into a panic and when she found out it was a coma, she went into a depression and overdosed on antidepressants. 5 years after these events transpired, Megan woke up and asked Drake, "Where are Sam and Freddie?" Drake replied with, "Megan, you've been in a coma..."
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Suicide
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:THERY
Category:Shortpasta
Drake and Josh - Epstein

"Drake... where's Epstein?"
"He's right in there. See, I put him on suicide watch."
[laugh track]
"You were supposed to monitor him constantly."
"Dude, I'm gonna!"
"Oh really?
"Yes! JOSH: So go check on him!"
"Okay, I will! tcch"
[laugh track]
[rattles the door, peeps through the door, turns around]
"...I see the problem."
"Oh do ya?"
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
Category:DIALOGUE!
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Drake and Josh - Lost Episode

Hi. My name is Splaat.
I am 21 years old. And today we will tell you the lost episode of Drake and Josh.
The episode started. It was the sequence. But it was weird. First, It was slient.
Second, it was grey instead of the colour.
Third, It was glitchy.
I ignore it.
I skipped the sequence because budget cuts. It shows the house. It was JUST silent.
I skipped. I heard Drake's scream. It was slow. It was tracking.
It cut to the intro. But it was red and black.
1st, The music is slow and reversed.
2nd, the colours looks creepy.
3rd, It was glitching.
4th, the arrows were gone.
5th, the text was weird.
When it ended, it cut to Drake's room. Drake was making a song.
His mom was here. The episode is STILL silent!
I skipped the whole thingy.
When Walter threw the ball, He broke the lamp! It cut to black.
I skipped. It showed Drake in his room. He screamed at Josh that he killed Megan.
He screamed loud. It cut to black. it showed the noɘbolɘʞɔiИ logo.
What happened to the episode:
When I wanted to watch the episode, it never showed up.
I searched everywhere.
They got rid of it. Not anymore! Someone reuploaded it!
I liked it, downloaded it, and saved it as .avi.
Do not watch that episode.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta