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It’s a Bourgeois World, After All

It’s a Bourgeois World, After All was written by Walt EuroDisney who claimed that the tune sprang forth from his creative loins in a moment jealous rage over losing out on a chair at auction designed by Le Corbusier. The word "Bourgeois" was substituted for "Le Corbusier" when EuroDisney was unable to find anything that rhymed with the name of the man generally recognized as the architect who stripped buildings of everything that people loved and replaced them with sterile machines for living that alienated humans and small children alike. 
The song is the official anthem of Walt EuroDisney World, and is sung in Esperanto, which was also the official language of Walt DisneyWorld until the European Union insisted on polyglot accomodations. (They let stand an earlier ruling that Walt DisneyWorld could compel all employees to be mustached, including the women.)
The song aspires to remind Europeans that despite their rich history of ethnic violence, centuries of war and universal disdain for the French, that they're really just as materialistic, if not worse, as Canadians.
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====It's a Bourgeois World, After All====
:It's a world of passions;
:A world gone insane; 
:It's a world of possessions;
:And American champaign; 
:There's so much we deny; 
:That it's time we complain; 
:It's a great big Bourgeois world. 
:It's a Bourgeois world, after all; 
:It's a Bourgeois world, after all; 
:It's a Bourgeois world, after all; 
:It's a great big Bourgeois world.
:Its about ambition; 
:And one simple goal;
:Humiliate all Britons;
:And cheap products from Seoul;
:Though its never attained; 
:Your desires maintained;
:It's a great big Bourgeois world. 
:It's a Bourgeois world, after all; 
:It's a Bourgeois world, after all; 
:It's a Bourgeois world, after all; 
:It's a great big Bourgeois world.
:(and repeat until the end of time)
==History==
In 1983, the tune bearing the ride, Proletariat Surprise, was shut down during a labour dispute in which the Collective Union of Mickey Mouse Employees (CUMME) declared that their fair share of the song, presumably based on their oppression by EuroDisney, was long overdue. The situation quickly escalated into a Mexican standoff (involving Churros as well as semiautomatic pistols) and has remained at a deadlock ever since, EuroDisney had his employees frozen like statues in an eternal labour battle for the heart of the common man.
The dispute has since escalated into many long run-on sentences like the ones above, promising to spill over into violence if the European Union can ever get around to providing the proper violence forms.
Category:Disney
Category:Amusement rides
Category:Songs
Ivan Pavlov

Ivan Petrovich Pavlov (September 14, 1849 – February 27, 1936) was a Russian physiologist, psychologist, and physician. He was awarded the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine in 1904 for research pertaining to the digestive system, a means of psychological conditioning using a particular type of British cookie.
Pavlov is widely known for first describing the phenomenon now known as classical conditioning in his experiments with dogs, also for his excellent performance as Giselle during a time as Prima Ballerina for the Imperial Ballet.
== Life and research ==
In the 1890s, Pavlov was investigating gastric function of dogs when he noticed that the dogs tended to salivate before food was actually delivered to their mouths. He decided that this was more interesting than the chemistry of saliva (what isn't?), and changed the focus of his research. He thereby established the basic laws for the establishment and extinction of what he called "conditional reflexes" — i.e., when your leg kicks the doctor in the nuts, but only if he stands in the wrong place.
These experiments were carried out in the 1890s and 1900s, and were first known to western scientists through translations of individual accounts. It wasn't until 1927 that the write up in proper handwriting became available along with the recipe for the particular indulgent meringue and cream dessert used in the experiments.
Pavlov was compulsive about his working hours and habits. He would sit down to lunch at exactly 12 o'clock, though he was unable to eat until his housekeeper rang a bell; he would go to bed at exactly the same time each evening; and he would always leave Leningrad for Estonia on vacation on the same day each year. Because the movie Rain Man has not been made in 1920 this did not alarm anybody and he was allowed to walk about freely until his death. After which, any walking about would have caused much alarm indeed.
In later life he was particularly interested in trying to use conditioners to induce neuroses. Nobody knows what was wrong with the old roses. He died in Leningrad, though he couldn't be buried until his housekeeper rang a bell. He was buried in meringue and the Imperial Ballet danced on his grave.
Conscious until his very last moment of consciousness, Pavlov asked one of his students to sit beside the grave and to record the circumstances of his burial. He wanted to create unique evidence of subjective experiences of this terminal phase of life. Unfortunately, his student used a Biro, which had been invented only the previous year, and, absent-mindedly chewing the end while enduring the long sermon, got ink all down his front and missed the crucial moment.
== Legacy ==
Pavlov's research on conditional reflexes greatly influenced not only science, but also popular culture. The phrase "Pavlov's dog" is often used to describe dogs belonging to other people also having the surname Pavlov.
== See also ==
* Psychology
* Science
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Scientists
Category:Psychology
Category:Russians
cs:I. P. Pavlov
Ivo Andrić

Ivan "Ivo" Andrić (Serbian Cyrillic: Иво Андрић) (October 9, 1892 – March 13, 1975) was a Yugoslav novelist, short story writer, and developer of a complex chemical forumula which can turn Croat into a Serb. 
Although he had made it for personal use he was awarded with Nobel Prize in Chemistry. He also wrote some islamophobic pamphlets and was awarded with Nobel Prize in Literature. His philosophic novels are highly regarded among modern intellectual skinheads and he has a status similar to that of Hermann Hesse among hippies and junkies. Among Bosniaks he is often accused for war atrocities, but despite that he won Nobel Peace Prize (although one little girl from Serbia had a lucid dream of him renouncing the prize after Yasser Arafat won it too). It is rumored that he was a serious candidate for Nobel Prize in Physics but didn't win only because of some obscure conspiracy involving infamous Ottoman nihilists who dislike him for some reason; he did win some other cool prizes. His favourite band was "Laki Pingvini" (Easy Penguins) and he didn' like jokes calling them shallow and stupid - he was a serious writer and his usual themes were human existence, death, suffering, God and anti-Ottoman propaganda.
Some of his most famous book are: 
* "Ex Poncho, yo-yo-yeah" (1918) - early surreal writings, very surreal
* Going Wild ("Nemiri", 1921)
* Why I Hate Ottoman Empire? (Ćuprija, 1929) - poetry
* Stories ("Pripovietke", 1824)
* Bridge on River Drina ("Most na Drini ćuprija ili ipak samo most", 1945) - later developed as a short musical
* The Great Civilian Massacre in Travnik ("Travnička harmonika", 1945)
* Missy ("Gospođica", 1945)
* Digitally Remastered Stories ("Nove pripovetke", 1948) - serbian translation of Stories
* That damned thing used for crossing over something or entering something ("Prokleta ćuprija" (1954)
* That thing or that other thing? (Avlija ili ćuprija?, 1955) - the great polemic about his previous book
Category:Croatia
Category:Serbia
Category:Writers
Ivory

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thumb|right|A perfect picture of Ivory. People who say this is white are also right.
Ivory is a colour that is so close to white, that it might as well be considered "off-white". That's how white the colour is.
==History==
Does Ivory have a history? Not even the best scientists can't find out how Ivory was made. All of these sentences are filler sentences because of Ivory's lack of history. All that we humans combined have found out about Ivory's ancestry is that we thought Ivory was far enough from White that we considered it as its colour. Those who are interested in Ivory don't know how pale Ivory is.
==Information==
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Category:AGH MY EYES
Izationization

Izationization is the process by which the suffix -ization is added to a word.
==Utilization==
Ization­ization is used mainly for the maxim­ization of average word length and occasionally nonsense letters. Many experts use ization­ization for the minim­ization of the percentage of non-experts who understand them. So don't use that iz-blahblahblah-tion thing when you talk to your friends. But when you are giving a speech to your organization, use the izationization technique as much as possible to make the impression that you are intelligent.
==Memorization==
Memor­ization of -ization words is considered unnecessary because -ization words are useless in everyday talking. It is a misutil­ization of your precious memory. However, the memor­ization of one fact is meaningful for international­ization and global­ization: in British English which is spoken in many places on the globe, isation­isation is used instead of ization­ization.
==Vandalization==
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don't fuck me! I didnt v&alize bigIZATION shitIZATION!!
==Realization==
The dawning in one's mind, gradually, then rapidly, that this article has probably been a waste of your time. As is also, just about everything else that is fun. You WERE reading this for fun, weren't you? If not...you are probably in the wrong place, which is also a belated realization.
==See also==
*Ization
*Internationalization
*Categorization
Category:English language
J

J is a consonant letter, that the Romans could not tell from I. So, 'JESUS NAZARENUS REX JUDAEORUM' was 'IESVS NAZARENVS REX IVDÆORVM'. Some historians claim that this fact is a reason why the Roman Empire came to its end.
J is incidentally the sexiest letter in the alphabet. (According to the poll in Iraq, in 1999)
==Symbolism==
J is the international symbol for bukkake. Good bukkake gets a double ('JJ') stamp. Celebs involved in bukkake get a triple ('JJJ') stamp, but haven't been found yet.
*'J-Lo' being the only exception(having only one 'J'). Reason being that a bukkake involving her is too common to be counted as special.
J is also the letter of the law.
In Cantonese, 'JJ' is slang for a penis. The term 'Lay mo JJ' means you don't have a dick.
==Sound==
The sound the letter J makes generally consists as a cluster of the letters D and French J. In Mexico however, J = X.
In Germany however, J = Y. Same goes for Serbia. And we thought W was a confusing mess.
Romano and Salvadore are good examples of the letter J, however not as good as Jew, because... well, Jew's are awesome. (and for girls, Jade). <--- ?
==J in Popular Culture==
The Australian 'alternative' FM radio station Triple J evolved from double J and has recently evolved into a mainstream alternative radio station that plays excellent quality alternative music such as Jet over and over again hoping to attract the new generation of stupid people who have no views of their own.
=Stuff That Starts With J=
* Jesus
* Japan
* Jews
* John Smith
* Jackass
* Jambalaya
* Jumanji
* Jamiroquai
* Jumping Jehosaphat
* Jfuck Jorris
* Jizz
* Jade
* Jonathan
* James
* Jensen
* Jenny
* Jimmy
* Jinx
* Johnny Test
* Jackie Chan
* Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Category:Letters
es:J
nl:J
tr:J
zh:J
zh-tw:J
J. P. Losman

Jonathan Paul "J.P. LOLsman" Losman (born March 12, 1981) is a professional football player who last "played" quarterback for the "NFL"'s laughing stock, the Oakland Raiders. Losman grew up in Venice, California, played quarterback and probably had a lot of sex at Venice High School. He has since become a college coach working with the likes of Trevor Lawrence.
==College==
Losman went to Tulane University in Louisiana. He was often confused with Bobby Boucher from "The Waterboy" but the reader is assured that JP REALLY is not Mr. Boucher.
==The NFL==
After the Buffalo Bills selected Wisconsin wide receiver Lee Evans with the 13th pick of the 2004 Draft, the Bills decided they needed someone to fuck it all up. Thus, they traded back into the first round and selected Losman, out of Tulane, with the 22nd pick in the first round. 
Fortunately, Losman suffered a broken left fibula while fighting a pack of rabid gorillas as part of Ralph Wilson's rookie minicamp requirements, which delayed his development as a rookie. The gorillas, however, all died, delaying their development as a species.
Losman eventually recovered and saw limited action in the 2004 NFL season, appearing briefly in three games and completing 3-of-5 passes for 32 yards and 1 interception. The gorillas made no appearances in the NFL nor on the Earth, as they were dead. Following the Bills' February 2005 release of total suckass pussy Drew Bledsoe, Losman was named the leader of the free world by now ex-head coach Mike Mularkey, who very well may have been a gorilla.
After 2006, his "rocket" arm, in addition to his studly build, big feet and studly, I mean studly build, made him something of a man-crush to Bills management. I mean studly. Extra studly. Losman went on to establish himself as the biggest piece of shit quarterback in the league, nay, the universe. For every 80-yard TD bomb he threw to Lee Evans, he might as well have stuck his head in the sand for the rest of the game. Studly.
==Internet Superiority==
Losman, in his supreme awesomeness, also has a variety of Facebook groups dedicated to his many "positive" features. They include: JP Losman for Inmate of the Month, JP Losman is a quarterback, JP Losman is so damn studly and, of course, JP Losman: Good enough for the UFL.
==When you thought it couldn't get worse.....==
...JP signed with the Raiders. Hey, I just found another fan page: JP Losman is good enough to play for the Raiders.
==Summary==
JP Losman is amazing. Much better than Tom Brady (at sucking). Much better than Jesus Christ himself (at sucking). Much tougher than gorillas.
==See Also==
*Saw
*Lost (TV series)
*Marshawn Lynch
Category:American sportspeople
Category:National Football League players
J. R. "Bob" Dobbs

J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, a.k.a. "Bob", "Bob" of Nazareth, or colloquially, "Pookie" (one of the most memorable features of "Bob"'s nickname is that it must be spelled with "quotation marks") is the central figure of the Church of the Subgenius. He is also regarded as a major prophet in Neochristianity, Discordianism, TechnoPagan Islam, the Baha'i Two-Step, and other majorreligions, and is widely considered one of the world's most influential figures. The primary source about "Bob" is The Book of the SubGenius, which tells the story of how "Bob", a drilling equipment salesman, received signals from JHVH-1 which inspired him to write the PreScriptures. These became the Church of the Subgenius's founding documents.
Dobb's purported powers include being able to sell anything to anyone, being able to flirt with hot chyx without blinking, and be able to blow stuff up with his lazer-vision eyes by installing state-of-the-art brain-code like: <sideways><huge><laser>Pshew!</laser></huge></sideways>. 
According to Subgenius lore, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs has also come back from the dead several times (beating Jesus's record). If you're a "real" Christian, a Mormon, or a member of the world's other major religious cults, at some point in your life you will realize that "Bob's" book is just as credible as yours.
==Famous J.R. "Bob" Dobbs quotes==
* "When two or three are gathered in my name, am I not there? Do you not feel my hands in your pockets?"
* "Sometimes a pipe is just a pipe. But not this time."
* "Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done, in Perth as it is in London"
* "Don't bring me loaves and fishes, bring me my loafers and self-fulfilling wishes."
==Related subjects==
*Church of the Subgenius
*"Bob"'s Goddess Sister Discordia
*"Bob"'s pet/best friend
*"Bob"'s favorite meal
*"Bob"
*Pipe Fixin's
==Footnotes==
Can't see anything in this section? Then you've obviously chosen the wrong deity to worship.
==External Links==
*Official Church of the Subgenius site
Category: Religion
J2O

==Summary==
"Dijuice oxide" is a chemical compiled from the elements juice and oxygen in the ratio of two juice atoms to one oxygen atom. It is a compound present in the American water supply, due to many complaints of "tasteless water". The production exceeds 100,000 gallons a day with the main consumer, Julius Pringles who drinks up to an excess of 15 gallons a day (see the main article for more details).
==Controversy==
The J2O on many occasions has been mistaken for an alcoholic drink and has caused many arrests, pub fights, and murders. The government filed for a change in bottle shape due to the Prime Minister of Britain thinking it was an alcoholic beverage and acting drunk after one bottle. It caused him to kiss the Chancellor of the Exchequer. There have also been many incidents and fights because of it at The Pilgrims Progress Pub.
==Use as a drug==
J2O, due to its incredibly addictive juice molecules is an alternative to Pringles and heroine, and is used as a way to help addicts get off harmful substances, although you get entirely dependent on it there are no negative side effects. People known to be addicted to J2O include Tony Blair, David Beckham, Julius Pringles, Fabiano, and every single American as the water has been "gifted" with thousands of gallons of it.
==Effects==
The effects of J2O are not incredibly noticeable although drowsiness is a slight side effect. Binge eating disorder is common as well. The withdrawal symptoms, however, are incredibly serious and medical attention is recommended before attempting to go clean, some effects include major schizophrenia, constant vomiting, and cardiac arrest.
==Flavors==
*Apple Crumble & Custard
*Apple & Mango
*Apple & Raspberry
*Apple & Melon
*Apple & Apple
*Not Apple
*BBQ Sauce
*5 Year Old Australian
*Bottle
*Cocaine
*Mystery flavor (apple)
*Heinz Tomato Ketchup
*Bald Eagle
*Orange & Cranberry
*Orange & Dispassionate Fruit
*Tissue Paper
*RuneScape
*Water
*Tastes Like Apples, Made From Apples, But Not Apples
*Definitely NOT apples
*Wheat Juice & Cat Piss
==See Also==
*Coke Zero
*Wine
*Drink
Category:Drinks
Category:Drugs
Jabot

Right|thumb|200px|Darth Jabot with his invention. It failed horribly as a protective device, despite its widespread popularity and ability to double as a neck warmer.
The jabot (pronounced 'JAB-OT' or 'JI-BO'), is a frilly neckware invented in the eighteenth century in France. It is worn about the neck. Other common names include: "Homo Necktie" and "The ever so frilly neckware of sexiness".
== The Creation of the Jabot==
The Jabot is named after its inventor, Darth Jabot, who invented it during the French Revolution on his home planet of France. Desperately seeking a protective device for his neck, he tried for a time a ruff, but discovered it severely impeded his accuracy with a lightsaber. Fortunately, he had a well-stocked closetful of surplus bionic limbs for just such an occasion.
Approaching the well-known invention and image consulting firm Lumière & Gai, he described at length his idea for a decorative collar that would both save him from decapitation, and smooth over his image as a ruthlessly cruel and utterly heartless and unfeeling bastard who kicks puppies and maims children for their ice cream.
A few days later, Vraiment V. Gai unveiled several prototype jabots in a variety of fabrics. After a real nail-biter over whether to choose the really smashing paisley silk, he eventually elected to go with a low-lustre satin that blended well with the cape and boots ensemble that was already his trademark look in the Empire.
== Press Coverage ==
::Sergio Gaylord, Effeminate Neckware Monthly
==STOP THE PRESSES!!!==
Jabot is destined to take over where ugg boots left off. Next season all the pretty-somethings will be sporting to Vader's next social event. Paris has already been taken by storm and Princess Stephanie of Monaco has returned to center stage to demonstrate wearing it below the belt. The other Paris, who was taken by storm only just last night, has already been rumoured to have ordered 15 gilt-edged versions from Jean-Paul Goatherder.
Whytney Asperger-Corx-Hobbledfeet of the Young Lawyers' Association of Grunta Green endorses the move of the jabot from legal circles (a legacy of Vader's obsession of using lawyers as combatants) to more fashionable types. "I'd just like to vouch for the jabot as being a stately, wearable item of tasteliness that heretoaforesaid was ignored unnecessarily by legions of French peasants who really ought to have known better." Whytney could not be contacted for further explanation of her comments as her home was razed to make way for a super wormhole to be used by inter-galactic schnouzlebeapots. All that remained in the glowing embers were a Star Wars extravaganza toothpick pack and, naturally, a jabot.