Math Velazquez

was a player in the Shadows for the LA Unlimited Tacos, and was with the team from the until Fall Ball. Velazquez has previously played for the Houston Spies and Miami Dale.
==Official League Records==
Velazquez joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Houston Spies with .
During the , Velazquez's pitching was improved as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 52, Velazquez became a lineup player due to Reverb.
During the Coffee Cup, Velazquez played for Royal PoS as a lineup player.
During the , Velazquez had several stats improved as a result of the , and blessings.
During the , Velazquez's defense was boosted as a result of the blessing.
During the , Velazquez gained Psychic Blood Type as a result of the blessing.
During the , Velazquez retreated to the Spies' Shadows as a result of the Spies' will, resulting in a combined stat increase.
On , Day 80, Velazquez joined the Spies' lineup in exchange for Yeong-Ho Garcia at An Undisclosed Location via the .
On , Day 1, Velazquez retreated to the Spies' Shadows in exchange for Aoife Mahle at An Undisclosed Location via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 10, Velazquez rejoined the Spies lineup in exchange for Mahle at An Undisclosed Location, again via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 55, Velazquez again retreated to the Spies' Shadows in exchange for Mahle at An Undisclosed Location via the Ratified Voicemail.
On , Day 62, the Worldwide Field stole Velazquez from the Houston Spies and gave them to the Miami Dale. Velazquez was traded to the LA Unlimited Tacos' Shadows with no replacement during the via the blessing.
==History== 
Math Velazquez became one of the first non-human entities to play blaseball when Velazquez began career pitching for the Houston Spies in season 1.
Velazquez is especially popular with Houston high schoolers, who, upon the realization that Velazquez was exceptionally good at math, have taken to throwing their homework at Velazquez during the seventh-inning stretch. Such papers are instantly tossed back with all the answers filled in. After becoming aware of this practice, a group of high school math teachers tried to pressure the Spies into banning Velazquez from doing the homework that is thrown at Velazquez. These efforts proved fruitless—speaking on Velazquez’s behalf, Fitzgerald Blackburn told the press that “banning Math from doing math is like banning the Spies from [REDACTED]. It’s just not natural.” Regional mathematicians have attempted to exploit this by throwing unsolved mathematical problems. In all cases except for [REDACTED], this has resulted in Velazquez throwing back the problem statement along with “I have found a truly marvellous proof of this fact, which the margins of these papers are not large enough to contain.” 
Velazquez does not accept the usage of any pronoun to refer to Velazquez. When asked why this was, Velazquez returned a paper with "p = 0.05" on it.
:This concludes the entry.
==Speculation==
:Speculation about Math Velazquez abounds. One such flight of fancy has been "misplaced" here. Refresh the page for another.
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<option>===Excerpt from [REDACTED] internal document, XX/XX/XXXX===
As the existence of the Alternate Reality decree has shown us, the boundaries between worlds are porous. Let us suppose, then, another world:
Some time ago, a statistics student called Matthew Velazquez, nickname "Math", somehow ended up a pitcher for a major Houston baseball [sic] team. A childhood dream he had long since discarded, abruptly revived by coincidence and circumstance. But then Matthew Velazquez began dreaming of a terrorized league in another reality, a world where people burn to death on the field and a lemniscate god shouts in letters that burn red in the sky.
He looks in the mirror when he wakes up, and does not see himself. He half-expects to be suddenly and instantly yanked away from his home in a screech of feedback. The crunch of peanuts triggers a jolt of terror. He believes himself to be going insane. He's probably even right.
The Immaterial Plane is leaking, that much is clear. But in which direction, I cannot say.</option>
<option>===Origins===
Math has always existed, for Math is intrinsic in the nature of the cosmos. Some theories suggest that Math was the one who set the universe in motion; in any case, Math is eternal, vast, omnipresent, and the Blaseball player is but a tiny shard.
As reads a letter to the editor that was intercepted before publication in [REDACTED], a popular magazine:
Why has the eternal order of the cosmos chosen to do this? Perhaps it is like Sarl Cagan said: you are the universe experiencing itself. Maybe Math wanted to experience mathself, be on the field of the world rather than in the stands. And so we have Math Velazquez, Blaseball player, a fragment that is very nearly blind in comparison. A single point perspective subject to the chaos and uncertainty of the universe. Just to see what it's like.
Math has made no statements confirming this theory.
Math has made no statements denying this theory.
Speculation abounds.</option>
</choose>
:This concludes the entry.
==Fan Works==
File:Math velasquez doof-7138.png|Math demonstrating Math's skill with a bat.
File:30MathVelazquez.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Silvaire math malik soph jellorain.png|Velazquez with Silvaire Semiquaver, Malik Romayne, and Nolanestophia Patterson by jellorain#8540
File:Math frog.png|Math by @_friendlyfrog
File:Math Velazquez pixel art.png|Math Velazquez by wh1tey
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