The Knight of the Spooky Scare Creators

O, hello. I didn't sea yew their. My full name is cottonheadedninnymuggins. Cottonheadedninnymug for short. What I am a bout two tell yew is the most scariest thing too ever happen two me. I never did believe in ghosts, or ghouls, or skeletons, or mummies. Knot until this won faithful knight. The true nature of reality being beyond man's ability two no, I still halve no explanation for the events of that knight.
It all started three months ago. I was an ordinary boy, living in an small town. I was riding my bike home from school when I met my old pal. Let's call hymn Roger, because it rimes with his reel name. Roger told me about this spooky place he found and he asked me if hymn and the other guise wanted to go and check it out that knight. I should probably halve mentioned this before, butt this takes place on Oct 30, the day before Halloween. I agreed two check it out with them later and he told me too "meat me at the corner of Oak street and Notelleks Blvd at 10:00 too knight". Yes, 10:00 is weigh past my bed thyme, butt I didn't care.
Later that knight, I got on my bicycle and went two go meat Roger at the predetermined location. The knight air was cool and dry and the moon light illuminated the rode as I petaled to the corner. My blue jacket was zipped up all the weigh because it was cold. I arrived to the corner and looked at my watch. 10:00. Roger should bee hear any minuet. I looked up from my watch at the street and the guise were coming. Only won of us had our drivers license and a car (lets call hymn Bill). Bill drove up in his car and the rest were on bicycles. All together, their were five of us. Tim (that wasn't actually his reel name though) said "alright Roger, what is this place yew wanted too shoe us?"
Roger replied "follow me". We walked after hymn as he lead us down a dirt rode that lead into the woulds. We took out our flash lights and lanterns as we descended into the dark woods. The mood of that knight was deliberately ubiquitous as we pontificated deeper and deeper into the woulds.
After a while, we came upon a rocky hillside with a sheet of corrugated steal leaning against it. We watched as Roger lifted the steal and revealed a whole. It wasn't a cave. It was obviously a tunnel maid bye a person. "1... 2... 3 ... noes goes" said Carl (the fifth guy). I was the last won. I new I wood halve two go in first. I put my flash light in my left hand and took out my Swiss Army Knife and unfolded the blade. Carefully, I dropped down into the whole. The other fore guise followed. Won bye won, we slowly crept into the whole won bye won. I shined the flashlight around, trying to sea where we could go. I said "hey Roger, halve yew bean down hear before?"
Roger said "know, I just found the sheet of steal and uncovered the whole, butt I never got in it."
We carefully walked threw the tunnel in a crouching position. The hole way from the whole down, Tim was taking pictures with his phone. I could feel it twisting around and going deeper. Luckily four us, it was just a single tunnel, knot a maize with branching tunnels and dead ends. We came across a massage on the wall. "TURN AROUND" it said. Butt hang on... it was written in... hyper-realistic blood! At that very moment, we herd a noise from further along. It was a human scream. It echoed throughout the tunnel. Somebody... or something was hear besides us. We were indubitably spooked. Butt, curiosity kept pushing us forward.
We were sneaking threw the tunnel four what felt like daze. Eventually, we came two a chamber that we could stand up in. It was about 7 feat tall, 7 feat wide, and twenty feat long. We walked down the chamber and at the end was a door. The door had a massage carved into it "LAST CHANCE TOO LEAVE" it said. We contemplated fore a while weather we should open the door or turn around and go out of they're. We talked about it four a while and we decided that it was probably just put their to scare people and besides, if we could get pictures of the place, we could totally show them two people at school and they wood let us sit at the cool kid table at lunch.
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A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep