This Story is Why You Should Praise C'Shan

This story is why you should praise C'Shan 
He is not a bad guy just listen
Ok so I was in my house under da bridge an i saw a strang figur near da wall i thought i might be someone seeking shelter but, it was WRONG SOMEHOWWW! I said "hello do you need help?" da figur aproached me it was a blak roobed person and he said "Hello, do you wish for your life to have meaning?" I said "Oh yes I've ben living under this bridge for lik 10 minutes mama making spageti again" and he said "Very good" and gave me a list of names for people to 2 kill and a sacrifical daggar of C'shan I said "what kind of person do you think I am?!" he did not answer but he said "ONLY kill da people on dat list. if you betary, the EYE will know" and then he walked away I had no idea wat 2 do I looked down and seen a giant EYE an i scream "NOOOOOOO" an ran away I did not care if my mom was still making spageti I need selter away from diz bridge. I thought I left the list and the dagger there spoiler alert: I WAS WRONG
NEXT DAY
I was playing Team Fortres 2 and waz having much fun after the house had ben chemacley clenzed wen someone in chat how waz not on the server By the name IkillU.gif said "YOUR BETRAYAL HAS BEEN NOTED" I forgat all about the day before and I was doing realy well so ithought it was some salty kid so i said "UR MOM LOL" so funny dat i rolfed on de fler and they said "WE ARE COMING TO YOUR HOUSE THIS IS NOT A GAME" I said "UR MOM LOL" again and was too funny I couldn't play any mor mama cam in my room hearing my lafter but when she spoke 2 me it was lik garbled radio I was lik wat but then I got a closer look and it was PATRIXX I was sssooooo scared I scream "NO please I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT!" Patrixx said "I am a good mood so i will give you one more chance" he gave me list an dagger again and den vanish 
I looked at the "list" and it strangly only had one name "Agent Fatty" with his adress and locaton and password to his secret hideout I said At least its only one person so i go but on the ride there my radio in my car broke and would not turn off then Fatty started talking to me! He said "Son I know that PATRIXX, THAT BLASTED OLD PATRIXX has got you in some kind of mission I will help you to hide from him as long as you don't kill me!" I didn't like the idea that Fatty knew every thing that was going on It was probably a trap by the PATRIXX but I had an idea to play along den backstab Fatty lik Spy from Team Fortress 2 lol reference but I hope this "EYE" Patrixx was talking about would see my plan and know that I would not betray it. I goted another idea to truly make Fatty think I was on his side I would get him some fast food after all his name is Fatty lol I got burger king and arived to his hideout Fatty was waiting for me I got out of my car and he seen da food and his eyes lit up and he said "Oh son, we are going to be da best of friends against da PATRIXX" (I had 2 also be impresed by his body pillow collection) so dat night he had made a room for me he sucks at cleaning da whole house smells lik him he went 2 bed i did not i sneek into his room and swiftly decapitated him as I cut throught is blubbery triple chins he gargled "BLasT yOU PatRIxxXXx!!!" I den had this weird voice in my head teeling me things now it had congradulated me on completing the mission and proving my self worthy all I had 2 do now was place his head on a plate (For som odd reason) I did so and C'shan appered befor me an said "WONDERFUL WORK YOU HAVE DONE WHEN THIS WORLD IS CONSUMED BY EYELOTHA YOU WILL BE SPARED AND GIFTED ETERNAL LIFE ON A FOATING ISLAND AND PEACE FOREVER WILL BE WITH YOU AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GO ON THE SURFACE"
All of what he said cam true I'm a weird eye person now but life on my island is so peaceful the eyes are delishious and beatutiful symphonys can be heard echoing thought out the planet at least i think there beautiful I don't think I'm fully sane any more but please praise C'SHAN I would be horrified to know what is on the surface there is a ladder down there but the EYE guards it...
that's my story and I'm sticking to it
Looy Gugg Bugg C'SHAN
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