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The Homestar Runner Goes To The Very Distressful Place

Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete.
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== Chapter 1 ==
One day, he was kicking the can down the street when his friend, Pom-Pom, came by. "Oh, hello, Pom-Pom!" he said. "You have to come to this one place where the Sad Kids died," Pom-Pom bubbled. Homestar agreed and got Marzipan, the brothers Strong, The Cheat, Coach Z, Bubs, and Homsar to come with him and Pom-Pom.
== Chapter 2 ==
As they went to the place where the Sad Kids died, they looked around and saw blood on the walls and the floor. "This must be the Distressful Place," said Strong Sad. "Are you sure this is the right place?" asked Marzipan to Pom-Pom. "It's really creepy." Then everyone heard footsteps. "Somebody's-a coming!" shouted Bubs. "Hurry! We have to run!" And everyone did...into another area of the place. There were hooks hanging around and skeletons tied to the walls. Then there was mysterious babbling around that area. And then, SWOOSH!!! A couple of mysterious figures ran past behind him. The crew was scared. But, the Homestar Runner wasn't. He marched onward and saw his cousins, Preshy and Rafferdy! They looked very mischievous. And then, they vanished into thin air.
== Chapter 3 ==
The crew then explored more of the area and they found the Sad Kids' dead bodies bleeding hyper-realistic blood! And then...BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!! There was the sound of wood banging. And then, there was scratching. And then, suddenly, a skeleton popped out! Oh no! The crew ran away from the skeleton, but, they were stopped by another skeleton! Suddenly, a circle of skeletons were dancing around the crew to an ear-raping Spooky Scary Skeletons! The crew couldn't last that much and smashed the floor, falling into the middle of nowhere. Nowhere. NOWHERE. Then, suddenly, Preshy and Rafferdy smashed through the floor as demonic giants! "Foolish Uncle Homestar," they both said. "You and your friends will never last. Prepare to meet your doom." And then, you know what happened? It started raining rocks on the crew! And then, everyone died...
Except for Preshy and Rafferdy.
The end.
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Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
The Horrid Roblox Sound

My friend walked up to me yesterday at school and told me about this cool website called ROBLOX. I decided to check it out.
When I got home, I went on to ROBLOX. I made an account, but every time, my name was changed to deathwillcome. I decided to keep it that way.
I go on the forums, and then the page starts to get all fuzzy. I try to click on a thread, but my computer crashes. As I reset my computer, and log back into ROBLOX, the forums are even creepier. Every post said "[Content Deleted]". No matter which thread I clicked on, all posts said "[Content Deleted]". The avatars were all dressed as skeletons. I finally see a thread that wasn't deleted. It was titled "Do not click". I thought it was some kind of reverse psychology thing, so I clicked. Instead of going to the normal page, I was directed to a blank screen with only a play button on it. I clicked play, and a horrid sound came on. It sounded a little like this:
"We're no strangers to love."
I try to exit out, but nothing's happening.
I try to leave the room, but I was strapped to my seat.
The song was on an infinite loop.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Roblox
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Music
Category:Memes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Category:Old Shit
The Horror Of Beatles

Intro: Hello, for those of you who play the game "Team Fortress 2" I warn you, there has been a creepy pasta leak into the game. The dangerous psyco killer known as "TheDiaBeatles". He is a clown axe murderer and is on the loose, he originated in the server of "The Brothers Googly Trade Station". The IP to this wretched place is {expecting an IP here? Too bad. WALUIGI TIME.} and i warn you, if you check out the server and encounter him, you will die. His habitat is in "Slender Jim's Forest" but has been spotted all around the map. The map is very big, giving him the ability to hide anywhere at anytime!
How He Originated: Beatles was a very kind and comical player of this game and server and was liked by everyone, but one day something happened. Beatles was granted a reward, to be admin on the server. He was so excited and filled with glee, but that day something terrible happened. He lost his mind and was over ran with power! He then went into a great depression after the main server admins (Clive and Dr. Kamina) stripped him of his powers. He killed himself that night but didn't stay dead for long. He arose as a zombie psyco killer and promised to hunt anyone who joined the server whenever they are alone...
His Abilities: After he commited suicide he still somehow kept his admin powers. He has the main weapons of the Team Fortress 2 Pyro and has abilities to do these things: 1. Noclip through walls. 2. Fly around. 3. Uberhimself without a medic. 4. Teleport to anywhere/anyone, and to teleport anyone to him.5. Infinite ammo. 6. The ability to wipe your name so you are never heard from again...
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Category:Vidya games
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Category:Shortpasta
The Horror from the Casket

So there was some flooding in the graveyard where my grandpop was buried and they had to move his coffin. Now the important part to realize is that his coffin had lain in the earth for like 20 years UNDISTURBED. Well they are moving his coffin when they accidentally drop it and it breaks open because we could only afford the balsa wood casket. What do you think pops out but an actual skeleton!? Somehow, an evil skeleton had replaced my grandpop inside the casket! We all quickly grabbed loose iron posts from the old cemetery fence and smashed the bony spectre to smithereens before it could make a move or even get to its feet. I shudder to think what might have happened otherwise. I can only lay awake at night wondering how the skeleton got inside the casket and what happened to Granddad.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Skeletons
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The Horrors of Constipation

Once upon a time, I was born. My mother gave me the gift of life, and I was created. I grew up in my home in Generictownthatisn'treal USA. We were gifted with a wonderful pet, our mentally disabled dog, Fidoooooo.
One time I was cleaning up my room in which my mother had given to me. I was singing the beauitful tune of "Baby" by Justin Bieber. I then felt a squeeze, and was somewhat about to queeze. I ran into my bathroom in which the sensation was getting stronger. In my toilet, I found a VCH tape that said "Patrixx sex tape" and immediately was intruiged. I lifted it from the toilet and set it out to dry so I could witness the wonderful video later that day. However, I had a problem...
From inside of me was the meal which I had indulged in earlier that evening. I realised that I had to dispose of the waste. I quickly sat down on the toilet but then my head started spinning.... I WAS CONSTIPATED.... The toilet became hyper-realistic and my wall also became hyper-realistic. On the floor infront of me was blood that spelled out "666 Patrixx is alive" and I was lost within the bowels of constipation.
I looked inside of the shower and Patrixx popped out of the drain. He killed me and then a skeleton pooped out.
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Category:Im died
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
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The Horrors of Inside gaming

It was a normal day at the inside gaming office, Adam and Bruce were about to do an inside gaming daily video when suddenly Bruce threw up on spools in the corner, spools being high at the time thought hot lava was being poured down his face, spools quickly got out a gun under his desk and shot Adam in the head, Adam somehow survived the shot and picked up spools and threw him out the window. Spools was dead. Bruce still vomiting, threw up on James's psychonauts disk. James was enraged by this. He pinned the still vomiting Bruce to the floor and repeatedly punched Bruce till he died. Then out of nowhere Adam shot James in the head, killing him instantly. Then Lawrence came in the room, Adam pointed his gun at him. "Please don't do this!" Said Lawrence. Adam then said "Pedicabo ego vos" then shot Lawrence in the head. Adam then muttered "Gallo et matre spiritus commy fututor" before shooting himself. The next day the cops arrived and found snuff films on spools computer.
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Category:Suicide
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
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Category:Shortpasta
The Horrors of Pencils

Yes, many of us have pencils. You, your friend, and I. I know that most people who read this also kno that a lot of people like to use pen. I use pens, used to at least. That one memory of one of my pencil was lodged in my mind forever.
I used to have a pencil that I named Peny. Yes, I named a pencil but what do you expect, I was about 3 years old then. Anyways, back to the story. That pencil, I loved it so much until I put a name tag on it. It was there for a long time. I only used it when I really needed it. But, one day I was introduced to the pen. I was excited and quickly got in love with it. And then, I had forgotten about Peny my pencil. And "it" came back to haunt me.
I was just laying on my bed one night, just looking at the ceiling. It was normal, nothing was wrong. When I closed my eyes, I felt just extreme pain everywhere. I rose up immediately in shock, and I realized that I was in a very red place. Then, I saw a pencil being torn apart and its lead inside leaking out like blood. 
Just then, someone called my name. That is very strange indeed. I looked at that direction and I saw a huge pencil rising above me. There was a name tag on the pencil. It was "Peny". But that was not my pencil, pencils do not have faces! That face Peny showed was, indescribable. All that I can say is that, it IS terrifying. Soon, I was lifted in the air by something. And flung towards some random direction.
I ended up on a conveyor belt. It was moving. I quickly tried to get off but below the belt was... nothing. Just emptiness. I looked in front and there was a huge thing in my way. There was a few rubber curtains like the one that you see your baggage go towards after checking in. I went through there. What I saw next shocked me.
There was a huge wall. Full of red stuff and some other crap. There were huge words on it. " You abandoned me. You will PAY!!!" I saw my parents, dangling on the wall, dead obviously. I screamed immediately. And quickly said that I was sorry and would never abandoned Peny again. I heard another voice. It said, " I will forgive you, under one condition. You will never use a pen again in your life. Or your closest ones will die." "I promise that I will fulfill! Please just let me go!" I yelled back. I immediately woke up again. With the memories still in my head, I somehow slept until the next morning.
So, yes now I have to use a pencil for life. Yes people will laugh at me for using a pencil that I named Peny. But they will never know the horrors and consequences if you abandon it. It will haunt you. IT will haunt you.
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The Horrors of Toy Story (AKA "Toy Story.exe")

so one day i must have gotten a fever cause i was watching toy story and im 21. i actually enjoyed it cause i liked the movie as a kid. then i realized toy story 2 was gonna be on next. i was super exicted i shit my oants. after cleaning up my shit the movie started. everyone had red eyes but i just thought they had pink eye or my tv was glitching. then the fat ass man who kidnaps woody had a gun. he shot everyone and then himself. woody was a lone survivor so he walked until he came to a day care place. i was then super confused cause that happens in toy story 3. lotso greets me and then he killed everyone and himself. woody once again survived and found andy at his college. then the next day a murderer came in and killed alot of people. woody and andy survived and then they lived forever. andy became a cop and took woody with him. 5 years into the buisness andy and woody are killed by a gang. the gang was the fat ass man, lotso, and the college murderer. they must have come back to life. then they were drowned in the ocean by buzz. buzz said that patrixx revived the gang. buzz then killed patrixx and then they lived in a quiet world. that was one crazy day and now i feel like im next in line for the torture.
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Category:Wall of Text
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
The Horseless Headman

Yes, you read that right. (Unless you read it as "The Headless Horseman," in which case you might need to go back to kindergarten.)
One night I was really horny and wanted a blowjob, so I went walking on the country road shirtless with my boner out, as one does. The moonlight reflected off of my dick's helmet head, creating the effect of a blue, bobbing, bulbous beacon in the night.
Then a figure came up to me, almost out of nowhere.
"Hey." he said. "You want head?"
"Sure."
So he proceeded to give me head. When he was finished, he said, "I hope you don't mind that I don't have a horse."
"Why would that bother me?" I said.
"I don't know, it's just that it seems that it's a big deal, given that it's part of my title."
"Your title?"
"The Horseless Headman. I mean, you were signaling for me, right? You had your cock out in the moonlight to signal for the Horseless Headman, right?
I couldn't think of anything to say for a second.
"What, you mean you never even heard of the Horseless Headman? And I sucked a dick you didn't even want me to suck? That's it, I'm unsucking it!"
"Unsucking it?" I wondered what that could mean.
I soon found out. He put his lips back on my cock, and a few seconds later, I felt my cum load zipping back down my dick and into my balls. He then proceded to go through the motions of a blowjob in reverse, as my cock began to feel less and less satisfied, until it felt about as horny and hard as it did before he had started sucking it. Then he disappeared back into the night with a final call of "Fuck you."
"Huh." I said. What a weird cryptid.
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Category:Satire
Category:Beings
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The House Made from Webs

It's been a long time since I visited my childhood house. And when I did, my parents would keep it the same for me. But all things come to an end, including life. When my parents passed away, there wasn't a reason to come now, and in my parents will, they gave the house to me, the house was a 2 story, with an attic. The house was in the countryside and the only house there.
But yesterday was different. I decided to visit the house, and it wasn't what I expected. Several layers of webs cover the house, and several spiders skittering around. Even laying eggs. "What happened?" I mutter to myself in horror and disgust. It was only a couple of months before I stopped visiting. Hours later, two of my friends, Tyler a biologist, and Hunter who brought his machete, just perfect to cut the strings of webs.
As we cut through the web into the house. "What the hell happened? Ryan did you-" I turn to him. "No, this isn't a prank. I'm not that rich for this." As we went deeper. We heard scurrying in the attic, something large, we thought it was a hooligan who did this, but it sounded like multiple people were up there. We slowly made our way up to the second story, we noticed the spiders trying to go to us, their fangs ready, Tyler recognized this behavior. "Careful, they're acting aggressive."
As we opened the attic door, there was something in the shadows in front of us. It suddenly lunged at Tyler. It was a large spider, the scurrying we heard, and the multiple legs were its legs. The large spider, using its fangs mauled, and bit at Tyler's face, killing him. Hunter trying to do something tries slashing at the large spider, but when he hits it, nothing happens, no blood. Regardless, Hunter was already too late.
The large spider scurried away, showing the face of Tyler. "No. No! No! Tyler!" I hold Tyler by my hands, my closest friend, sapped, and mauled right in front of me. Tears ran down my cheek. But, Hunter turned to the real threat, another smaller spider, still pretty big lunged at him, luckily he stabbed it mid-air. Hunter grabbed me by my arm and led me out of the house.
Hunter had brought a lighter, and a gas can, just in case. I tried pleading to at least retrieve the body of Tyler, but I knew it was for the best. "Ryan, we can't let this 'thing' escape. We have to do, what we can for the better good." Hunter was right. I stood up and grabbed the gas can. Pouring the gas around the house, I caught a glimpse of the large spider, it was trying to get out, but before it could, Hunter threw the lighter. Burning the house.
I don't know what I witnessed yesterday and since then I have grown arachnophobia. And for my safety, I'm keeping this between me, and Hunter. If you find a spider that shouldn't be that big; burn it.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Animulz
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
The House of Death

If you ever see a house with a red door with a blue roof, remember not to enter... A tragedy struck here in 2003. Adam Sarmo entered this house with his 9 friends. Once they entered, something terrifying happened- the lights went out and the temperature dropped from 28 degrees celsius to 24 degrees celsius. Everybody screamed. ¨ What on Earth just happened?! ¨ Adam exclaimed. Just then, a loud scream pierced the air... One of Adam´s friends dropped to the ground. His eyes were gouged out and arms cut to shreds. The blood stained the walls of the house. Adam and the rest of the survivors of the first attack ran up the stairs and met face-to-face with a black dog. Its eyes shone white and bare its teeth. The dog lunged as its jaws split open and showed multiple rows of teeth. The dog's jaws clamped down on Adam causing him to fall down. The others ran off into a room horrified about the killing of their friends...
3 weeks later...
Police arrived on the scene at 9:25 p.m. and found 6 people lying dead. They identified the bodies as Adam Sarmo, Kate Dentor, Devin Cantis, Jake Dentor, and Sally Fern. The police identified Adam and Devin´s killing as a mauling, Kate and Jake´s death as hypothermia and Sally´s as a heart attack. People from all over the neighborhood came over to witness police dragging the black dog out of the house before the dog broke loose causing the deaths of over 27 people...
5 years later...
Samantha Domon and her family moved to the house after it had been checked on by the police. All was going well until one day when Samantha and her son were found dead on the patio. Word broke out as shocked people from everywhere heard about the killing. Days later, the police found a dog on the road. When they approached, the dog ran off into the wild never to be seen again...
July 9th 2012
The dog has been found and killed when it was about to attack some children on the playground. A group of cryptozoologists found out the dog was known as the ´Black Demon Dog´ and had been around since 1999. It had been reported that this dog had killed over a total of 988,000 people and to make matters worse, the dog is found to be near immortal...
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Category:Animulz
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:English Class Failure
The Human

Hello, I will now tell you my story. But before I start, I want to warn you: This is NOT for the faint of heart!
So... let me start:
I'm actually a completely normal person. But I have a secret, yeah yeah! Because I, yes I! Own... Yes, I own something. And what I have is a... how shall I put it... another human, albeit in the body of a zebra! He always comes at night, sneaks into your apartment/house and doesn't make the slightest sound (apart from the sound of the hooves, the sound of the things he destroys and the sound when he slams the door)! And... You don't even want to know what this person in the zebra body is doing in your apartment! But you know what? I'll tell you anyway! He uses your freshly cleaned toilet! Yes he does! Of course he does! And now... go to your bathroom and look at your toilet!
You probably won't find anything inconspicuous there because Bernd (the person in the zebra body) is sitting on the couch with me and drinking Coca-Cola and is also on vacation.
==Der Mensch (Original German Version)==
Hallo, ich Dir jetzt werde meine Geschichte erzählen. Doch bevor ich beginne, möchte ich dich warnen: Das ist NICHTS für schwache Nerven!
Also... dann fang ich mal an:
Ich bin eigentich ein ganz normaler Mensch. Nur habe ich ein Geheimnis, jaja! Denn ich, ja ICH! Besitze... Ja, ich besitze etwas. Und das, was ich besitze ist ein... wie soll ich sagen... ein weiterer Mensch, der sich allerdings im Köper eines Zebras befindet! Er kommt immer nachts, schleicht sich in deine Wohnung/dein Haus und macht dabei nicht das leiseste Geräusch (von dem Geräusch der Hufe, dem der Sachen die er zerstört und dem, wenn er die Tür zuknallt mal abgesehen)! Und... Du willst gar nicht wissen, was dieser Mensch im Zebra-Körper dann in deiner Wohnung tut! Aber weißt du was? Ich werde es Dir trotzdem sagen! Denn er benutzt dein frisch geputztes Klo! Ja, das tut er! Und jetzt... geh in dein Bad und schau auf deine Toilette!
Du wirst dort wahrscheinlich nichts unaufälliges finden da Bernd (der Mensch im Zebra-Körper) gerade bei mir auf der Couch sitzt und Coca-Cola trinkt und außerdem Urlaub hat.
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Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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The Human Tooth

One time, I was walking down the street in a city somewhere. I will not specify the locations for my own and your own personal safety. I can tell you however that my name is Alvadaginalorigson Williamsondafron, my birthday is December 3, 1984 and that I am 30 years old. As I was saying, I was walking down a street, and I found a human tooth. I picked up the tooth, because I am not afraid of bacteria! The tooth bit my head off, and blood spewed everywhere! I saw the blood spew, because my head was still functioning after it had been bitten off. The EMT rushed my head to the hospitaI am currently Using my nose to type this, because I am a dismembered head without hands. By the way, I changed my name legally to Slandiganstorlovington Divelgerenterigersonerton. Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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