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Herald Sun

The Herald Sun is a newspaper based in Melbourne, Australia, usually referred to as The Herald Scum due to the nature of its content and readership. Even the newspaper's readership itself refers to The Herald Sun by its commonly used colloquial name, as Herald Sun readers are incapable of questioning the status quo.
No literate person would be seen dead with a copy of The Herald Sun, but in the event that one ill-advisedly purchases a copy, do not allow the newspaper to come into contact with one's bare skin, as a chip will sprout on one's shoulder within three days if the publication contains an article authored by Jill Singer.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
The Herald Sun newspaper was formed in 1990 by News Corp. The newspaper's printing presses were built in the Toorak home of Herald Sun journalist Andrew Bolt, as he had huge quantities of paper stored there. This was the list of names of Aboriginal children removed from their families (as part of the Stolen Generation) presented to Bolt by Robert Manne, Professor of Politics at La Trobe University, when Bolt challenged him to “name just ten” children removed “for purely racist reasons”. The newspaper's presses are situated in Bolt's home to this day, as the stockpile of paper has still not run out.
=== Recent operation ===
Despite the paper being held in low regard, it is currently the highest-circulating daily newspaper in Australia, with a weekday circulation of 515,000 and readership of 1,500,000. This is due to the fact that when three of the paper's sheets are each crumpled a little and then layered together, their texture very closely resembles that of Quilton 3-ply toilet paper; “The best a bum can buy”. Homeless people cannot afford this brand of toilet paper, despite what the product's motto possibly implies, but they can afford a copy of The Herald Sun each week.
== Weekly native Australian fauna specials ==
Like all Australian newspapers, The Herald Sun is noted- but more often mocked- for its weekly special issues that focus on a particular native Australian animal. A recurring theme is crocodiles, or “crocs” (as distinct from the footwear, which is ever so slightly safer to insert your feet into).
== Extracts ==
The following are extracts from The Herald Sun (not really).
=== ‘Warne case dropped’ ===
=== ‘Carpet can be a real killer’ ===
=== ‘Our piss-ant society (youse can all go get stuffed)’ ===
Category:Australian media
Category:Newspaper
Hermann Hesse

Abandon all hope ye who enter here
 
Hermann Hesse (2 July 1877 – 9 August 1962) was an infamous German werewolf and author. He became famous after publishing many books and diaries about real and psychological atrocities he committed as a werewolf (including alcoholism, breaking a mirror, finding illumination on a river, and cold-blooded murder of imaginary girlfriends). 
Hesse was born in Wolfenburg, Germany. At a young age he suffered from bipolar disorder. This would soon develop into an unfortunate form of multiple personality disorder, in which his alter-ego would go on a search for fresh hamburgers on moonlit nights. Though he often had to settle for the occasional Big Mac when the dairy farm was well-guarded, often leading to bloody confrontations with animal control. It was on one such fated night when he was seen by a man who would soon found a rock band and name it after the unfortunate soul. 
After he once ate the entire inventory of the local McDonalds, he was forced to spend time at a mental institution and was released only after he promised to behave and admitted that he was finally house-trained. After days of roaming the streets and hiding in garbage cans at night, he experienced a revelation upon finding a copy of the latest Twilight novel. He knew there must be more to literature than screaming fangirls and vampires; after all, he knew that mythical creatures couldn't really exist! 
In order to combat this assault on literature, he gave up hamburgers and became a bookshop apprentice. He would work as an apprentice during the day. During the night when he would become the dreaded werewolf, no longer could he be found dining on the world's finest grease. Instead he would be in the basement of the bookstore satisfying his thirst for knowledge and culture--and his quest for proof that werewolves really did exist. The answer was always so close.
His fellow citizens soon found out his disgusting habit of reading books at night, so he was expelled from the city in a dramatic scene that inspired many low-budget expressionist German horror films. He found shelter and more books in India, and later in Switzerland, where he wrote about his experiences. His books were usually forbidden as pro-gay and pro-drugs. Hesse later returned to Germany, but was again expelled because of new Nazi race laws: at that time werewolves weren't welcome in the Third Reich. Hesse apparently died in Switzerland... but terrible roaring can still be heard at night...
Category:German people
Category:Switzerland
Category:Poets
Category:Writers
Herodotus

This is the showing-forth of the inquiry into the life and death of Herodotus of Halicarnassus, so that neither what has come to be from this man in time might become faded, nor that his great and wondrous deeds might be without their glory.
==The Histories==
The Histories, though The Inquiries or The Researches are better translations of the Greek titleOr so I am told., were divided by Alexandrian know-it-all editors who were obviously obsessed with mythology into nine books, named after the nine Muses. At its simplest and broadest level of meaning, The Histories is structured as a dynastic history of four Persian kings.
==His place in history==
Herodotus announced the size and scope of his work at the very beginning of his Researches or Histories, which means he was a pretentious prick.
==Life of Herodotus==
===As told by other liars===
Herodotus had a tendency to report fanciful information, which earned him the label 'The Father of Lies'. Much of the information that others subsequently reported about him is just as fanciful, some of it is vindictive and some of it is blatantly absurd, yet it is interesting and therefore worth reporting.
===As told by other historians===
Modern scholars generally turn to Herodotus's own writing for reliable information about his life, very carefully supplemented with other ancient yet much later sources, since those are obviously much more reliable.
==Analysis and recent discoveries==
Herodotus provides a lot of intriguing information concerning the nature of the world and the status of the sciences during his lifetime, often engaging in private speculation, since we're all very interested in that stuff.
One of the most recent developments in Herodotus scholarship was made by the French ethnologist Michel Peissel. He discovered that Herodotus' reports of a species of fox-sized, furry "ants" were actually about marmots. Herodotus simply mistranslated the native word for "marmot".
==Footnotes==
==See also==
*Skool
*The Ancients
*History of Man
Category:History
Category:Writers
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pt:Heródoto
Heroine (drug)

Heroine is an orgasmic rush of euphoric transcendent power commonly available street drug, used mostly by communists and Kurt Cobain. It invigorates the user to a point where they begin demanding name brand products, representation, and money.
==History/How to get some==
Heroine was created in Soviet Russia, in an effort to make all Soviet women more like Xena. It is a radically strengthened 'Z' chromosome, the chromosome which makes the Grafenberg spot so mythical. In order to acquire this chromosome, the President of Soviet Russia enlisted the help of Colin Mochrie, simply because they thought it was funny. Shockingly, Mochrie returned to Soviet Russia's capital, Steel City, having captured a female through a delightfully entertaining Hoedown, believed to have contained the funniest joke in the world. Luckily, he only used two words, putting the female in a coma.
If you live in the U.S and you want to score some heroin just go to Baltimore and have a fun trip to memory lane. 
Due to there being no money in Communist countries, heroine is distributed equally among the population. Interestingly enough, it is not uncommon for addicts to begin killing people, in an effort to marginally increase their ration of heroine.
==Effects on men==
The Soviet Russians being Communists, they gave heroine to all their citizens, even the males. Side effects include baldness, liver spots (located almost half a meter above where they should be), a hatred for footwear, and a predilection for sounds that others may find irritating. Only one man was known to have all the symptoms: Nikita Khruschev. Some scholars have argued that Colin Mochrie may have been affected, but his condition predated the creation of heroine, unless some aspiring Uncyclopedian decides to retcon this fact.
==Effects==
Heroine is known to have a few effects:
*Hallucinations of ghosts of hooker girlie dudes
*Diarrhea
*Black stool
*Explosive diarrhea
==Known users==
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*Soviet women
*Nikita Khrushchev
*Jesus Christ
*Yakov Smirnoff's wife.
*You
*Me
category:drugs
ja:ヒロイン
Herpes

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Herpes, the herald of the Olympian gods, is daughter of Zeus and the nympho Maia, daughter of Atlas and one of the Pleiades. Herpes is the goddess of prostitutes, time travel, merchandise, dishonesty, miscellaneous entertainment, and self delusion and is known for her cunning personality and capacity to drive men to drink and depression. Most importantly, she is the messenger of the gods. 
Besides that, she was also a minor. She was worshiped throughout Greece, and festivals in her honour were called Hemorrhoids. It is also rumoured that mentioning the word Herpes twice (i.e. "I have herpes, now you have herpes"), can turn your penis black, and if you don't have one you will grow one...then it'll turn black.
Herpes is also a sexually transmitted disease, known for its ability to cause mucous membranes to engulf your genitalia. The originator of the disease was Gary Coleman's niece, Kevin Biniek, or Herpes for short, whose case became so bad she made her clothing out of it. Bugs Bunny caught it in his eye after a brief inspection of her vaginas. You can also tell if you have herpes if you can see hidden ╬ symbols. 
==Footnotes==
* Herpes had a twin brother called Hermes. One was to take messages - and other to receive them but the ancient Greeks got confused and used either name for one person in the end. 
Category:ReligionCategory:SexualityCategory:Sexually transmitted disease
eo:Herpeto
Herring

Herrings are small fish that live in the water. They usually swim around in big schools, which makes the herring one of the most intelligent species of fish on the planet. Despite this intelligence, herrings follow a very predictable migration pattern which usually ends up in fishing nets. Herrings are best consumed raw with shredded onions, or wrapped around a cucumber.
Of the many species of herring, the red herring stands out in being amazingly useless. When encountering a red herring, it is advised to glare at it until it swims off.
==Herrings in the wild==
The natural habitat of the herring is water, though one species of herring, the Wombat, is often encountered burrowing at camping sites. They move around by using fins, who are known to peddle faster than swedes or danes. Contrary to popular belief, herrings do not feed on drowned sailors. Instead, they eat plankton and small types of midget whales. Natural enemies of the herring include the penguin, most carnivorous species of fish, and man. The biggest enemy of the herring is King Oscar the panda, but due to his limited swimming ability and nearsightedness his attempts at large-scale predation have been unsuccessful.
Herrings today breathe through gills instead of lungs. The fossil record shows that originally there were two sub-species, one of which breathed with lungs. In the late thirteenth century, the Bush administration's benighted environmental policies caused a steep decline in the number of sub-oceanic air pockets inhabited by the lunged herring. The lunged herring is no longer found in the open ocean, but does occur in limited numbers in coastal regions of the northern hemisphere, where it is worshipped by the Blue Öyster Cult.
==Useful facts on herrings==
* Herrings have never been into outer space
* A school of herrings once discovered the unifying string theory before being caught, smoked and eaten
* Herrings do not mate with sea cucumbers
* You can scare off attacking herrings by mimicking a penguin
* Cutting down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring might prove impossible
* A herring was once in a largely unsuccessful but very funny comedy double act with one Mr. Lee- a sort of ventriloquist dummy act, if memory serves.
* Herring are the only known animals that can hear a tree falling in the forest with nobody around. this is surprising, as herring have shown no signs of being able to hear anything else.
* The most delicious herring can be found near Aruba. For this reason Haring & Co. has been importing Aruban Herring from Aruba since 1997.
==See also==
*Anchovies
Category:Fish
Heston Blumenthal

Heston Blumenthal (not that one) was born the son of an alchemist and the royal chef at Windsor. He first started to dabble with his father's loins (no childish sniggering please) and his mothers chemicals when he was five and soon became skilled in creating easy to make dishes with twice as much effort. He took his cooking skills to the top cookery school in the country. However, he only lasted a week. Heston soon became the butt of jokes, especially from the then tall thin Anthony Worrall Thompson and the obnoxious Jean-Christophe Novelli. He cursed the chefs of the institute and vowed that they would become stereotypical and easy to impersonate. This deeply worried Ken Hom who was scared someone might mock his precious wok. Despite Heston being a professional chef, his diet mainly consists of hair and dead skin, receiving most of his nutrients through atmospheric osmosis.
==Perfection==
left|thumb|136px|Wanted Dead or Alive for crimes against all that is holy!
While traveling with nothing but a gas stove and a chemistry set Heston contracted a disease. This disease was unknown to him at the time but when he got his restaurant he became obsessively compulsed. The O.C Disorder took Heston by surprise and drove him crazy and had to find a perfect alternative to everything. What started out as a hobby, making things really tasty, soon lead to an addiction which would often include long flights, some tasting and deciding the better version was much closer to home... at Tescos. This is what lead to the hit BBC programme and Heston's lack of hair. 
==Burn the Witch!!!==
Heston Blumenthal is commonly called a heretic of the kitchen. He uses spells and special potions to create impossible delicacies that not only entertain but brainwash also. In 2006 when his restaurant gained Michelin Star status Gordon Ramsay, head of UNSC (United.Nations Speciality Chefs, called a Sal-had (Holy War) against the so-called witch Heston. This war lasted for approximately 50 mins on gas mark 4. Gordon, after the cook-off, claimed that "It's not my f*cking fault that that fucking wanker is clever alright? Tosser...". Heston is still at large and recently found the perfect way to kidnap 6 celebrities and force feed them his perfect Christmas dinner. To capture his 'guests' he is said to use a perfect blend of chloroform, Horlicks and Bovril (for that meaty aftertaste) applied to a napkin and cupped around the mouth. While the subduction is taking place he sings his theme tune. Ding-a-ding ding ding ding ding ding.
The UNSC are now on the lookout for Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall for making canapes out of placenta (seriously, he did).
Category:British television personalities
Hidden message

Deep in the soul, you will find a spot of beauty. Deep in your underwear, you will find a spot of urine.
This is not the hidden message.
 A hidden message is often in a special message code, is made white or is totally scrambled up.He does not know that this is a hidden message. The best way to do this is not to show it.
There are things in life that are free?
No
There is no hidden message at the end, at all. You don't see anything. It's just your imagination.
Category:Things that don't exist
Hieroglyphs

Hieroglyphs is the egyptians that they are called an Egyptian Gods. There are many hieroglyphics there are many things can you're Hieroglyphs. The Egyptian Hieroglyphs are as many from Egyptian. There are egyptians are there as many living there are birds and camels. In this time they are a egypt. This is an Egyptian that causes Pyramids. There are many types of called of the hieroglyphs. An hieroglyphs from there are called Ancient Egypt. The Alphabetic are any details there steps them and then they will been there are many there are many hieroglyphic there many types of the certain of the glyphs that are more hieroglyphics.
== Evolution of hieroglyphs ==
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There have to been an Phoenician aleph. They are alephs in the same time we did do there hieroglyphics for you. If there had from the hieroglyphics also as a times did do there things from Often to be here from an United Kingdom from there as a many from these there.Egyptian hieroplyphic is an Alphabetic for used in there period of the time. It was that a things that cannot to do them without or things from the Blooding, Frogs and Dark.
== Different types of hieroglyphs on wikitable ==
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A of there numbers	B of there numbers	C of there numbers	D of there numbers	E of the numbers
A1 	
B1 	
C1 	
D1 	
E1
A2 	
B2 	
C2 	
D2 	
E2
A3 	
B3 	
C3 	
D3 	
E3
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== Links ==
* Egyptian Gods
* Egypt
* Land
* Arabic
* Alphabet
* Pyramids
== References ==
=== Also Notes ===
== Websites ==
and Look up hieroglyph on Wiktionary.
Category:Egypt
Category:Languages
Category:Languages of the United Kingdom
High School Musical

High School Musical can refer to:
*High School Musical, a film worshipped by schoolgirls and teenage fangirls with an extreme obsession with child labor and pissing on people.
*Columbine High School Musical, the third installment in the High School Musical film series.
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High fructose corn syrup

High fructose corn syrup is a drug supplied to the United States government by the Cuban and ChaiKnees government for free. Cuba and Chai-Nuh provide HFCS to gullible, public schooled Americans as part of a communist plan to get Americans to become tremendously overweight psychotic hambeasts, have nationwide heart attacks, and die prematurely in the name of Ronald McDonald and Burger King. The Cubans and Chai-Knees keep consuming that healthy cane sugar and monkfruit from Tibetan slaves, thereby giving them more power. 
High fructose corn syrup is so addictive that food companies add it to their products in order to ensure consumers keep buying their food. Some products that frequently contain HFCS are: breakfast cereal killers, bread, salad dressing, mayonaise, ketchup, pasta, soft drinks, and many, many snacks.
==Source==
unreliable
==Things HFCS is==
===Abundant===
It is found everywhere. Don't you dare dress your salad!
===Tasty===
Yes, it tastes so good. Much better than the cardboard flakes those health nuts want to feed you.
===Addictive===
One is never enough. Always more. More ketchup on your fries. More Oreo cookies. More store-bought lemonade. More Hawaiian PAWNCH. More Chef Boyardee Shit Ravioli. More DIABESITY.
===Sneaky===
It's in your cereal for breakfast. In your sandwich at lunch. Your sauce during dinner. In all your snacks. Dine out and you don't even know if you're getting it or not.
==Consequences of consuming HFCS==
===Bankruptcy===
Consuming HFCS leads to running out of money. This is because the substance is addictive, and leads consumers to buy more food and spend more money. The money will end up in the hands of the communists.
===Ballooning===
Your waistline will get so large, you will not be able to fit into your favorite clothes anymore.
===Diabetes===
150% of those who consume HFCS will eventually develop diabetes.
===Heart attack===
A heart attack. This is the way everyone who consumes HFCS eventually dies - that is, unless you change your evil ways.
Category:Drugs
Category:Poison
Category:Meth
Category:Food
Highlighter

A highlighter is a device mostly used for drawing magical penises on a canvas, and occasionally used to remark a line of words in a piece of text. They were invented in 1996 to help kids read on black paper. has never used it since the last time took a required course that required highlighters, when got sent to the principal for not using a fucking highlighter like fucking should, and using it instead for writing "Mr winkler is GAY " on the whiteboard for the amusement of the rest of the class.
== History ==
International Highlighter Day is , also known as today! You can only use highlighters to consume drawing on ripe fruit by creating "snolemretaW", and this trick also works in dark mode. You will experience a glow-in-the-dark thingy by a furry from another variety of our internet,
A show on BabyFirst named Highlighter Crew aired exactly a day ago, as a ripoff of the show Crayon Crew with 123 current episodes, which is regarding the culture of highlighters.
== Usage ==
To use a highlighter, one must simply pour the ink over some piece of writing device, and the paper will then magically turn into a different color. The color that the page turns into may vary depending on the color of the ink, as highlighters can come in many colors . Please note that highlighters may asplode! KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! if shaken too much. 
You can obviously trace " is a stinky idiot" or draw on a facade containing a skateboarding area with a mural inside it. Highlighters are used on beach umbrellas in order for boredom shaking, taping highlighters to make people trip and fall on an aisle floor. is illegal in Cambodia, Nepal, Brunei, Korea and Nicaragua for a thanks to the High Lighter Safety Council (HLSC) for coloring on shoes, especially in Sephora, yay!—attempting this will be an automatic death sentence...
Category:Stub
Category:Tools
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about