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Charles Manson.exe

One day Charles Manson was eating his favorite snack, Sour Patch Kids. 
"Wow, I sure do love Sour Patch Kids" said Charles Manson 
Suddenly, the lord god of Sour Patch Kids burst through the walls of Charles's house and said "you really think you are worthy of loving the most sacred snack in the snackverse?"
"Yeah" said Charles in his most doofy and lovable expression
"FOOL!" said the god of Sour Patch Kids, before summoning 1000 Larry Davids to attack Charles in the comfort of his own house.
Charles Manson then pulled out his pouch of magic spells and cast fire magic on all of the Larry Davids, causing them to burst into flames immediately.
The god of Sour Patch Kids got pissed at this, but then he was happy because he was orange.
Charles Manson then got bored and decided to go to Chuck E. Cheese.
At Chuck E. Cheese, Charles decided to play around in the ball pit because he wasn't a goddamn pussy, but then he realized that this wasn't a ball pit, it was actually a volcano which erupted immediately, drenching Charles Manson in a heavy pool of lava.
Luckily, lava doesn't kill Charles Manson, it just allows him to turn into Charles Manson: Ice Form.
Charles Manson: Ice Form then flew up into the sky in order to fight against the wrath of the space bananas, but before he could do this, Charles Manson: Ice Form realized that he had to go and pay his taxes.
Charles Manson then spent the next 10 hours doing his taxes because he's a law abiding citizen and I randomly decided to stop calling him Charles Manson: Ice Form because its faster.
However, this turned out to be a trick set up by the king of taxes in order to trap Charles Manson in an infinite loop of doing taxes, unable to do anything else.
"Everything is going according to plan" said the king of taxes
"SIKE!" said Charles Manson as he got out of his chair and threw one million dominos pizzas at the king of taxes
The king of taxes was assaulted with tons and tons of pizza as he said "how did you figure out my trap?"
Charles Manson grinned and said "because, we're Sonic heroes!"
The king of taxes then melted into a puddle of goo.
And then the reader of this trollpasta made one billion Patrixx dollars
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Charlie

My name is Tris, a 14 year old boy, and this is my story.
It was a normal Monday afternoon, and Charlie (aged 10) and I were walking home from school. He said, 'Look over there!' I turned my head and saw a garage sale. 'I have a fear of garage sales,' I said. It had many video games and DVDs, one of which caught my eye. Only yesterday had I bought a brand new shiny Wii U, and the game was Super Smash Bros for Wii U. Reluctantly, after Charlie convinced me, I walked over and bought the Wii U game. 'How much is it?' I asked. The old bearded man behind the table told me that I could have it for free. I bought the game. The front cover was different than normal. It didn't have Mario on the bottom left and the logo was red. To make things worse, it said that it rated 18 - Mature, when normally it is rated 12. Suddenly, another detail caught my eye. Instead of saying Nintendo®, it said DEVIL666 in all caps. I screamed and screamed but Charlie told me that it was just a harmless game and that I was being a scared cat coward. 
We went home with the game and I popped it into my Wii U. The loading time took longer than usual, and the Nintendo® was chaged to DEVIL666 like before. I tried to start a match, but instead of saying 'Choose your Character', it said 'Lose your Character!' A shiver went down my spine but Charlie looked brave as usual. Brave and handsome like a Hollywood star. He choose Kirby and I choose Yoshi. When the match started, instead of saying '3... 2... 1... GO!!!' the television told me that if I died in the game, I would die in real life. Charlie thought it was a joke, but I could tell from the way that the titles happened that it meant serious business. Charlie began to brutally punch me in the game, and I got large purple bruises in real life. Kirby knocked over Yoshi, and then hyper-realistic blood began to drip out the TV. 
Suddenly, Charlie fell out of the arena and suddenly he died in real life. I started to vomit and cry, and hugged his dead corpse. Automatically, a ghost emerged from his body and picked up the Wii U game pad. 'Revengeful times are upon you,' Charlie's ghost spoke in Latin. As if he was a pro, he started hitting me so hard that I was catapulted into the air and died in game. Everything around me started to blur and I started to feel dizzy. Collapsing on the ground, I died.
Category:Vidya games
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Trollpasta
Charlie Charlie Parody

Everyone knows this stupid motherfucking thing. For fucks sake I literally see this shit everywhere on youtube. Goddammit even my stupid fucking friends told me to do this shit, so I did. First, they told me to go fucking eat an ant for no fucking reason because they are motherfucking motherfuckers. So obviously I fucking ate a fucking ant. The next fucking thing they told me to fucking do was play fucking Slenderman. Obviously I beat that shit easily just like my friends fucking mom. After that they told me to go have a fucking night of debauchery. So I fucking had a night of debauchery, which was probably the best shit I did for this fucking Charlie Charlie crap. And the last thing they fucking told me to fucking do was to get a fucking paper and fucking put YES NO YES NO and then put some fucking pencils on that shit. If I was to fucking rate all this shit it would be:
STUPIDEST FUCKING SHIT I DID: PUT THE FUCKING PENSIL
HARDEST FUCKING SHIT I DID: EAT A FUCKING ANT
BEST AND EASIEST FUCKING SHIT I DID: HAVE A NIGHT OF FUCKING DEBAUCHERY
and no one gives a fucking shit about slenderman REST IN FUCKING SHIT SLENDERMAN 2k15-1337
My motherfucking friends crowded around me and fucking told me to call that motherfucker. They told me to say,"Charlie, Charlie, are you here?" I fucking followed whatever shit they told me so I fucking said," Charlie, Charlie, are you fucking here?" The pencil moved to the yes. "Oh look, the fucking pencil just fucking moved," I stated. That was fucking right when my fucking friends starting fucking screaming like a bunch of fucking pussies. "Charlie Charlie, did you fuck your mom before?" It fucking went to no. "LOL what a fucking dumbass." "Charlie Charlie, are you a fucking dick?" It fucking went to yes. "Charlie Charlie, inhale my dong." It fucking went to yes."I fucking did it eat my fucking shit." "Charlie Charlie, fuck off please." And that ends the fucking story of the fucking time I fucking summoned the fucking demon fucking called Charlie Charlie. Now get fucking fucked you motherfucking motherfucker.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Charlie the Unicorn Theory

Charlie the Unicorn isn't really the cute, comical series it appears to be. In reality, it is one of the saddest, scariest stories ever.
Charlie the unicorn was actually a little boy, obviously called Charlie. He always loved horses, and actually owned one, whom he named Unicorn.
Sadly, when Charlie was eight, a criminal broke out of prison, came across the horse's paddock, and poisoned Unicorn's water, killling him.
Devastated, Charlie went insane, and murdered his family, thinking it was their fault. One night, he completely lost it and ran into the road in front of a transporter, which crushed him to death.
In the afterlife, Charlie became reincarnated as a unicorn, being his pet horse. The other unicorns, as well as the other creatures he encounters, are actually demons, sent from Hell to torture his lost soul, which never made it to heaven.
Category:THERY
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Charmander on steak

One day someone ate steak and charmander is like "steak eaters why do you eat my friends". so like the guy who ate the LT the guy died the same way: hunger
Note: this is the sequal of bulbasaur on vegitarian. wanna know why i made it, well it is because i am going to make the starter on "insert type of eater here* saga
Category:Pokemon
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Chat

The following extract was taken from a live chatroom on April 31, 2012:
MrBob has entered the chat room
Dudeman: Yo hi! :D
MrBob: Hi, how r you?
Dudeman: Meh...alright
Applehead123: APPLEZ R GOOD!
Applehead123: APPLEZ R GOOD!
Applehead123: APPLEZ R GOOD!
MrBob has ignored Applehead123
Applehead123: ****** * *****
Dudeman: Noo! Lunch! Gtg
MrBob: Cya
Dudeman has left the chat room
Applehead123: ** *** ***
Applehead123 has left the chat room
(After Applehead123 left, MrBob was silent for about 5 minutes)
MrBob is A.F.K.
Angel: Hello
MrBob is no longer A.F.K.
MrBob: HOW DID U GET HERE!
Angel: I'm your angel
Angel has left the game
MrBob: Few, at least that psycho's gone
Angel: Do you know my name
MrBob: HOW DO YOU...
Angel: Do you want to know my name!?!
MrBob: WHAT! IS! IT!
Angel: My name is Dave, I'm your angel in real life
MrBob * is amused
Angel: I mean it, bitch
MrBob: Lol no! What do you mean? Angel...
Angel: Do you have any idea where I live?
MrBob: LOL! Yeah, heaven?
Angel: In the house next door to you, MrBob
Angel2 has entered the chat room
Angel3 has entered the chat room
Angel2: Don't
Angel3: Joke!
Angel: Yeah, don't. Look out your living room window.
(And so MrBob in real life walked in his living room and looked out of his window)
MrBob: I saw it
Angel3: That was you, MrBob
Angel4: Wait, it was?
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:English Class Failure
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Chat of d00m

Have you ever wonder what happen to those people who supposedly "died" on the chat and why Cleric is always away? Well I'm here to tell you this secret that I just found it out moments ago:
When someone 'died' in the chat like for example, committing suicide and whatnot, they really do. Now, when they die their username and their account send signals to the founder of this wiki, which we fondly called Cleric (who apparently always away on the chat but we'll get to that part later). You might now wonder on what's the connection with Cleric's away on the chat to the topic we have here? Well so far as I'm concerned, according to my resources, he collects them in an unsual way. Don't know how he does it but I really don't want find it out sooner. After he recieves those signals from the demised user, Cleric collects the body and cremates it on his special furnace. After reducing the hapless corpse to ashes, he puts them in a special cremation urn and he displayed it on his secret room. The urns have this special code engraved on their bottom side and only Cleric knows what they mean and also don't even try to steal them if you ever managed  to get inside of his house (and more importantly the location of his whereabouts) because he'll know which urn is missing. Now about those urns, they were unique from one another so that Cleric can tell which user died by this and how the user died by that.
You might wondering why I told you that never steal those urns? It's because he'll know which one of the urns gone missing and will hunt you down until he got the cremation urn back. He might also be added you into one of his collection if you weren't so lucky to escape from his clutches. As of now there are numerous cremation urns, including souvenirs from the unfortunate victims and users alike, are now part of his unsual collection. His exact motives on why did he do this were still unknown to this day. I'm still working on it though.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:THERY
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Chayton

I am posting this from my basement I don't have time. He knows everything, just pretends not to. I'll tell you all I can about him but it will have to be short enough so I can tell my story.
He is a 12 year old kid that seems normal, normal right? Not as normal as you'd think? He watch's you you see, he watch's, all day. I only noticed him when I caught a glimpse of him staring at me as I was on a bus. I first thought it was strange but then he kept doing that watching then, walking away without anyone noticing him. I've found other blog posts of him.
All of them from people he's talked too who then he finds them alone and say's that he's been testing them all with different things like anger and joy and once even love. The person tries to explain why but, it just cuts off and says "have a nice day." Just that, nothing else.
A theory of mine is that he' knows all of the password's of the past individual by watching them and deleting everything they post. I tried to look at the older post's that I saw before finding the first one's. He's deleting them right now. I'm avoiding him deleting this one by using a different password and closing the doors the blinds and turning off all webcam's. The oldest one is from 2011 where he was 11, seems to change his age with the year.
He use's the same first name and last name starters but always a different look. His last name always starts with an S or a C. I tried to face him in person but can't get to him. He's always gone whenever I get to him. He's watching me right now or at least trying. One guy tried to talk to him to ask him a question, he looked at the man and said "I don't know about that." He answers this to every question except questions he knows he can answer.
One guy went as far as to say that he told them who he truly was, The fourth god. His name for now is Chayton, S----- C--------. Beware this kid.
Next time you see a kid staring at you from the bus. Tell him that you know him. He will know where you got that information and ask you what is his name.
If you answer something else other then Chayton then he will say, "Try again later" then you will need to wait till the next time you see him.
But if you answer correctly then he will stare at you and say "Well done." But I don't know what happens after that, no one knows except him.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Cheap Condoms

There's a special brand of cheap condom making the rounds in Europe and just entering the North American market. The brand is popular for it's specially pleasing 'texture.' What many don't know is that when these condoms have served their purpose, they're actually fertilized. Submerging them in water completes the gestation process and within 24 hours, the condoms become living, swimming little latex creatures desperately wanting to go somewhere. If placed in a container, they'll just keep swimming in that same direction, bopping their head against their prison walls or leaping out of the container to their suffocating death. As far as anyone-in-the-know knows, they'll die when exposed to open air or when turned inside-out and emptied of their 'contents.' Anyway, just to be on the safe side, don't ever flush a condom. You never know where it'll end up.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:THERY
Category:Shortpasta
Cheated on my wife with a minion

I am getting divorced by my stupid ginger ass wife after she caught me cheating on her with a minion. Now let's go back to the very beginning. I am a middle aged man with 2 kids and this ugly ass bitch named Meg. I started feeling depressed one day due to my ugly ass family. My wife stopped having sex with me and sleeps in a separate bed from me. Because of this, I became suicidal, but that all changed one day when I met Minion. Minion was a super sexy short yellow dildo that had limbs, gloves, and overalls. I fell in love with him upon first sight. I tried to resist my urges, but I couldn't get him out of my mind, so I professed my love to him, which he replied with a confused "banana?" I silenced him and demanded that he fucked my super tight and beautiful boy pussy, to which he did, while yelling "BANANA!". I screamed in both pain and pleasure as he thrusted in and out of my boy pussy. I started cumming around the same time he did, and we both screamed in pleasure as his big fat juicy banana filled up my magnificent boy pussy. I then began to suck on his banana, that was when my stupid slutty ass wife barged in on us having sex. She started to yell at me so I said "FUCK OFF YOU STUPID BITCH, I LOVE MINION NOW, MINION IS LOVE, AND MINION IS LIFE." And then proceeded to deepthroat him until he came inside my mouth. Now my wife is upset with me for cheating on her with what she calls "a stupid yellow piece of shit." I screamed at her for calling my beloved minion a piece of shit. Now she and the rest of my family won't even talk to me, not even our intelligent dog who was in heat. My wife said I was a heartless bastard. I think she was being outrageous, but what do you guys think? Am I the asshole for cheating on my wife with a minion?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Memes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Shortpasta
Check Yourself Before You Shrek Yourself

Today I went to a cartoon kiddy theme park, Characters like EVIL PATRIXXX and Shrek were there. I took my picture with my ogre master. Soon when I leaved and went on the EVIL ROSATERCOLLXXTER, He pulled me, took my head off, and put a onion on my head.
Blood came down. He yelled and laughed.
I was still alive, But it was all ogre, for now.
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shrek
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Cheek to Cheek With Death

Was trying to sleep, she felt something tickle her cheek. Someone was breathing on her, someone was right to her face but she could not move. She was in shock. Then it went away. When she woke up the next day, every person in the house was chopped up.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Cheese cake.exe

I was once lived in Cambridge UK. But no I have died in it. You probably won't believe my story as no one else did. My friends called me crazy. But everything I say is true. I was 16. I went into the woods one time as I was board and my computer was charging. It was cold so I was wearing leather jeans and a team fortress 2 shirt undernieth a legend of Zelda hoodie under a black coat. I was also weiring blue converse trainers and black socks to keep my foots warm. As I was walking I saw a something shiney on the ground under a pile of leaves. I dug it up and found a disk for cd. It had CHEese CAKE.eXe written on it with a black and red sharpy.
Since I ddindt't have many game I brought it hom and put int into my computer cd drive. As I put it on my cd drive it made a load pixely noise and smoke was coming out. The smoke smelt just like red pixels, as if to be red pixel blood. As it started a piture of a cheese cake apeard on my computer sceern. It was a cheese cake, I like cheese cake, but not this one. I had a strawberry on top. And the strawberry was red BLOOD. A message popped up on the screen in a red chiller font saying "I am cheese cake. I am people". Then the chease cake grew ghostly hands and grabbed me in the brain. It started to pull my soul out of my body. As it got my soul I saw my lifeless body flop to the floor like a dead fish. A man then whent to my house and picked up my body. He then opened rhe door and dragged my body to the cheese cake factory.
I am cheesecake. I was people.
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Im died
Category:Vidya games
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:File Extensions
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Cheese on a Skateboard

Hello Diary, I just found this skateboard in the middle of a forest. pretty cool
Its me again. 2 hours later, I couldn't find a trash can, so I just used the old skateboard, but I forgot to bring water, which means I am going to die in 2 weeks.
20 YEARS LATER
Hey YouTube, me and my friends were taking a hike when we found this diary conveniently lying next to this dead body and moldy cheese on a skateboard.
We kicked the skeleton, and I'm pretty sure it's just a Halloween prop just to scare little kids.
Let's open this diary and see what's in it. "I forgot to bring water, which means I am going to die."
BOOORING. Let's go somewhere else.
(They dropped the camera.)
couldn't find our camera, so I'm using pen and paper. We just watched the 2016 Ghostbusters movie and are currently heading home.
I just heard some noises, but I'm sure those are just the leaves falling. Imagine if the diary gave us a curse.
I'm back home, but the noises keep getting louder; it's like something is following me, but I'm not sure where it's coming from.
I'm in the kitchen and currently making a peanut butter sandwich; the noises stopped thankfully.
LATER
I finished my sandwich; it was yummy.
But then when I walked back into my room, I SAW THE CHEESE ON THAT SKATEBOARD, but when I looked back, I saw nothing.
I thought I was just hallucinating until I got a message from one of my friends saying, "DONT LOOK BEHIND YOU, PLEASE.".
I looked back and SAW THE CHEESE ON THE SKATEBOARD AGAIN. It started to distort the house, and I realized that the prop skeleton wasn't a prop at all. It was someone's dead body.
I ran through the seemingly endless hallway until I found my bathroom. It has a window in it I can use to escape, but it was frozen shut due to the snow and ice outside.
I tried to pull it off, but I'm not strong enough. I looked at my phone, and all the messages said, "YOU CANT ESCAPE; THESE ARE YOUR LAST SECONDS." Then I turned off my phone.
CHEESE ON THE SKATEBOARD WENT FULL SPEED INTO MY LEGS, causing me to fall on the floor, then it ran staight into my skull, SHATTERING IT AND KILLING ME INSTANTLY.
THE END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Im died
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Skeletons
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Jornel