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Nissan

Nissan is a absolutely horrendous and rancid car manufacturer from Japan, notable for being one of Japan's be three automakers, which also include Toyota and Honda, as well as being one of the only Japanese manufacturers that can make people cry, the other being Mitsubishi, which it fittingly is partnered with.
==History==
Nissan was founded 1958 as a noodle company originally called Nissin, primarily known for producing microwavable ramen noodles for white college girls. However, the founder then decided to rename his company "Nissan" because "Nissin" sounds stupid, and decided to start making cars instead because cars are much cooler and faster than dumb old ramen. Unsurprisingly, most of these cars are driven by white college girls. Also old people. Lots and lots of old people.
For some reason, Nissan decided to form an alliance with French automaker Renault, also known for making terrible-class cars. Mitsubishi, undoubtedly also a terrible car manufacturer, decided to scoot it's way in too. Today, this alliance stands as one of the world's most unreliable car groups, second from the shitshow Stellantis are all involved in.
==Vehicles==
Nissan makes one, maybe two at max, good cars, which is the GT-R, known for being old as shit but still a quite nice new-looking car. Nissan has also produced the Skyline, the GT-R's granddaddy, which sadly today is sold as just a crappy Infiniti with Nissan badges in Japan. Other models include the Altima, a sedan for old people who don't know how to drive; the Rogue, a generic compact SUV for white single moms; and the Versa, which in fact is not versatile at all and is just a trashy little subcompact sedan. Outside of North America, Nissan also has sold the Almera in the United Kingdom, popularly driven by chavs in road rage videos on YouChube. 
Aside from shitty cars, Nissan also sells shitty commercial vehicles. Around the world, Nissan markets its NV vans, NT trucks, and NP pickups, all named after the great mythical lands of Nevada, Nunavut, and Nepal respectively.
==Subsidiaries==
Nissan currently owns the following brands:
* Datsun, originally founded as Nissan with a cooler name, discontinued, then reintroduced to countries such as India, Indonesia, and Lebanon among other countries that I would not want to live in to be enjoyed upon many Ahmeds around the world.
* Infiniti, Nissan's polished trash luxury brand to compete with other Japanese luxury brands such as Toyota's Acura and Honda's Lexus, primarily bought by black people.
* Nismo, a "performance" sub-brand which sells Nissans with red trims and black wheels. Though fast, these cars can still be found along the side of a freeway with flairs.
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Category:Companies
Nitara

Nitara is a Boretal Kombat kharacter that no one really cared about (unless you are a true Boretal Kombat fan) until she came back in Boretal Kombat 1. She made her first appearance in Boretal Kombat 5 as the only female vampire in the game.Does Skarlet count? She is voiced by none other than Megan Fox, who was chosen because of her roles in horror movies. Unfortunately, when she returned to Boretal Kombat 1, she had the worst voice acting in the entire game.Rhonda Rousey as Sonya Blade in the last game was also not that good.It's surprising that she's not considered to be the "worst" character in Boretal Kombat 1 gameplay-wise (so far), as that title instead was given to Scorpion. She also has the lowest health of all the kharacters.
The person who does her screams and grunts is Cristina Vee, who actually does a better job than Megan Fox at voice acting. If Megan Fox's model was used and Vee did voice acting, then it would've been better, at least.
== Powers and abilities ==
Just like Skarlet, Nitara's moves utilize blood for the most part. One of her special moves is a ball of blood being thrown at the opponent. Asides from her terrible acting skills, she is also good at lying. Even Johnny Cage hates her "shitcanning" when you do a fight with him and you play as her. 
=== Fatalities ===
In her first appearance, Nitara would bite the loser's neck, which drains their blood. After spitting out their flesh, she bites again. When she came back, she would fly up to the opponent, forcing them to feed on a feast of bats. She would later open their torso and the bats escape. The other fatality pulls out the opponent's intestines and kicks their body, which exposes their skeleton. Also, since she is a vampire, she will become a bat to eat the opponent whilst she's upside down. Ironically, she has a really good animality.
== Theme song ==
Like all of the other kharacters, Nitara has her own theme song. Her theme song is basically all the soundracks of Megan Fox's movies being played at once. Totally a good idea.
== See also ==
* Boring
==Notes==
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Nitrogen

Nitrogen totally sucks. Anyone who likes Nitrogen is wrong, because Nitrogen totally sucks. This is pretty self-explanatory. Nitrogen is from the two Latin compounds Nitres, which means Blows, and genus, which means Sorta. Since Latin is based on a similar tongue, Mexican, it is backwards, so it literally means Totally Sucks.
==Why Nitrogen Sucks==
Nitrogen sucks so much, it's in 7th place on the Periodic Table. The only thing that sucks more than Nitrogen is Oxygen, and since that chemical is totally useless anyway, we'll assume that Nitrogen is the worst.
===Ancient Uses===
Nitrogen is found in abundance in the anusphere, that's because no one wants it. The Greeks named it NitresGenus. One time, the Romans tried to use Nitrogen for plumbing. Because it is usually a gas, it didn't work, so they switched to lead, because Romans are not very smart.
==Nitrogen and Hitler==
frame|This is the molecular structure of a Nitrusleadic molecule. Notice its uncanny resemblance to the Star of David.
A well known fact is that Nitrogen flakes were fed to Nazi soldiers in the hopes that when the Nazis would win, Hitler could make Nitrogen suck less. Unfortunately for Hitler, he forgot that anything that sucks as bad as Nitrogen will make his soldiers suck, too, so he lost the war and committed suicide because he sucked so much from eating all of that Nitrogen.
==Nitrogen's Effect on the Human Body==
===Chemical Properties===
Nitrogen, being a light non-metal, has a similar effect as lead, a heavy metal. The main underlying difference between the two is that lead is used in paint, but Nitrogen isn't used in anything because everyone knows it sucks.
===How it Works===
When Nitrogen enters the human body, it immediately latches itself to the uvula. It then works its way into your brain through nerve endings, and eventually finds its way into the cerebral cortex. From there, it burrows deep into your thoughts, telling you to do and say things that make you look like a total fucktard.
==Nitrogen and the World==
Nitrogen has a lot of myths told about it, and it is wise not to do research on them because everything in this article is correct. Wow see it's not because guess what! I just typed this (psst im a different person) So if you're doing research, don't trust this website.
==Not as abundant as you're told==
===Kill your chemistry teacher===
Some people will try to tell you that Nitrogen makes up over 75% of the atmosphere. This is because they are Nazis and therefore should be stoned to death. Everybody enjoys a public execution, so there will be nobody offended if you take it upon yourself to eradicate your chemistry teacher right now.
==Useful properties==
Although widely considered completely useless, there are some uses that are worth noting. Because it sucks.
==See also==
*Nitrogen cycle
*Lead
*Cyanide
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No-one

==No-one is everywhere==
When someone becomes so unpopular and disliked to be ignored by his fellow human being, he becomes a No-one. Once he has become a No-one, it is very difficult to become a person again, it could take years to regain the title of fellow human being, and once a No-one, you will always have the No-one mark (even after becoming human again)
==No-one and noone==
No-one is NOT noone, this is a common misconception caused by the similarities in the two titles, No-one is still someone, just a changed someone, someone that has become a No-one, no one is simply a non-entity.
A No-one hates being called a noone, because this says that not only are they no longer human, they are no longer there. The last 3 recorded incidences of a Someone calling a No-one “noone” has resulted in immediate dismemberment, decapitation and the comment: “AM I STILL NOONE!!??” However it is quite hard to document these events because usually after they do this, the body is devoured as a protection against Everything.
==What to do if you meet No-one==
1)	Ignore at all costs
2)	Push them, but not too hard
3)	Maybe call No-one names (the idea being that if a teacher asks, who were you calling those names you say No-one, thanks to the affore mentioned misconception they will believe you meant noone, and will leave you alone)
4)	On no account should you call them noone, make sure you pronounce it correctly to avoid confusion, no one is pronounced “no-one” No-one is pronounced “NO-won” (notice the emphasis on the no)
Follow these simple rules and you shall be safe from No-one.
==How to become No-one==
The general concept is quite easy. The steps are as follows:
1) Concentrate on work above all else
2) Have no friends
3) If approached by anyone shout “GO AWAY!! MISS HE’S BULLYING ME!!!”
4) Never, EVER say anything cool, or funny
5) Ignore fashion of any kind
If you follow these simple rules you will be shunned by your colleagues, ignored by members of the opposite sex, and soon, be ignored completely by everyone. Once that happens you will have become a No-one
 WARNING – This is a health warning to anyone attempting to become No-one, stop now, if you
 succeed your mental state will deteriorate, and you will eventually end up in a comatose
 state searching for soft core porn on the internet every night. For your own good, DO NOT
 DO IT. And as an extra deterrent, bullies have been deployed by the government to
 discourage anyone else from becoming No-one, remember these bullies are professionals,
 trained by the government, teachers are paid to ignore what they do to you.
==No-one and Everything==
No-one is the only reported survivor of the dreaded Everything. being so unbelievably sad, ugly and boring that Everything just didn’t bother. If you were no one then you wouldn't be someone making you not someone which would make you no one...... but really isn't there a little no one in us all?
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No America

The non-existent country of No America, also called No More U.S. of A., What Bush Did to his Country, or What Will Happen Once America Pays Off It's National Debt, does not exist. It never will and it never shall. Its current leader is George Nobody Bush, and nobody voted for him. The people of No America are apathic, Dead, never living, and Don't give a shit about anything.
The country first gained its indepenence from nobody, in the year 0 when people could not be more happy and active. In their bill of rights and lefts, their active power in the world would be just to sit around and do nothing. The lack of caring for it own people gaves it the highest suicide, homicide, sexicide, grandmothercide, femincide, Achoolcide, Stuffiedtoycide country in the world. Some people and philosophers cannot see a difference between the No America and the United states of America.
==History==
THERE IS NOTHING HERE...
==Causes==
The citizen of early No America wants their freedom taken away, their votes, the right to bear arms, their cats, and their wifes(who wheren't at all bitchy). The reason behind this was never fully given, even though it obvious. The rest of the fuckers that were left behind decided to follow Micheal moore when he said God had come to him and instructed to build an Ark, for the people of Yes America where pissing him off. Moore built the ark and nobody cared, approximently 250,000,000 nobodys. In all, over 0 people where saved and everybody was no more in the land of the unfree, the unbrave, and the undangerous to other third world countries.
==Culture==
The official language of No America is No. The origin of the word and whole language came from your mom, when she invented a new word so that she wouldn't stand the fact that she gave birth to such an annoying little shit. The word evoled into complex meanings, including for marrage and sex. The tourist favour this destination due to it's policy about 'no' clothes, however most are disappointed when there is no tickets. 
==Things to do==
Absolutely nothing!
Their is not a single thing you can do over there. It does not exist in the first place, you may think it's in your dreams, but it is not. And bo... this cannot be found in the book the NeverEnding Story. If your life's are currently like the state of No America's finanical economy, then you are probably in the country right now without noticing it. Yeah, you're there...Sweet, Huh!
==List of notable citizens of No America==
* Nobody
* Oprah 
* Air ...is not a person.
* Unrescued Hurricane Katirna victims
* Your mother
* Your mother's boyfriend
* ...and there doing it
* What do you think of that!
* Finally, Nobody cares!!!
==Does anyone give a shit about this arctile==
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No More AOL Disks

BURN DISTRO BURN! DISTRO INFERNO...
AOL Disks suck. Since the invention of the computer, America Online (AOL) has been providing very slow dial-up internet service to those willing to give up their credit card, social security number and a secret question used if you forgot your password. Every year AOL would constantly try to attract more people by producing a new version of its service, each having a different number. 
The order of the numbers is completely random and many mathematicians have struggled to find some sort of pattern amongst the numbers, but until now it could not be decoded. The versions of AOL so far have been (in this order): 1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 3.1, 3.11 for Workgroups, 4.0, 5.0, 5.1 (AOL XP), 6.0, 7.0, 8.0, 9.0, 9.0 SE. Some are guessing that the next version will be 3.14 while others argue that it will definitely be 123 according to the lunar calendar and position of Pluto. It is uncertain whether this theory will hold now that Pluto is no longer a planet. Others argue that now there are dwarves involved, which means anything can happen. Software engineers have realised that this is a perfect source of true random numbers, and is now the preferred method for obtaining random numbers in the OpenBSD UNIX like operating system. Some one once predicted one of the numbers in an SSH handshake, but that was a purely coincidence and resulted in the birth of a puppy... somehow.
== Free Trial Disks ==
AOL, like most companies advertises through television, radio, Internet, and the Hoover Dam but they also have revolutionized a new, revolutionary way of getting their message through to the public. They would mail, from door to door small packages that contained a CD-rom, and a brochure containing images of happy families using AOL, reminding you that your children only love you if set up AOL on your home computer. On the CD-rom would be a free one month trial for AOL. According to the weather channel and the 2003 census, only 3% of people who receive the disks actually take advantage of the offer. The other 96% throw the disks out immediately, or use them as coasters.They can also be sawed up and used as ninja stars or nailed up for a pretty picture of the woman you are currently having an affair with. Whoever uses these disks needs to get a life because dial-up is for total losers like you. Michael Jackson is going to come and rape your children if you choose to install AOL from the cd's they send!
== The "No More AOL Disks" Group==
Eventually, those people angered by receiving the disks joined together to form the "No more AOL Disks" Group. All across the 54 states of America people and plants alike collect these disks in large amounts and dropping them at the Fedex headquarters, where they will hopefully be mailed back to the AOL headquarters in Boise, Potatoe. The group has set a goal of collecting googol disks.
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No U

It happened sddenly one day. I checked my favorite Oscar Wilde qote archive, and laghed ntil I realized that it had ceased to be "Uncyclopedia", bt rather "Ncyclopedia". Gasp! My favorite article seemed fine, bt there was jst something ... different abot most of the rest of the site. What cold it be?
Then I checked the recent edits and noticed what was wrong as I gazed in shock at my poor, disfigred friends DrSkllthmper, Modsoperandi, and Kakn. With a creeping horror, I realized ...
There was NO U!
==Where are U?==
I searched all over this poor, castrated site for U, bt fond naght. U had disappeared forever. Gone. Into thin air. Jst like that, U vanished and left me in pieces. Then, I fired p Google. I searched for U there and clicked "I'm Feeling Lcky" ... No sccess! Nothing! Us were nowhere to be fond on the entire Internet. U had jst vanished into nothing, leaving no trace of existence behind. U was even gone from my keyboard, leaving only some horseshoe-like thing ...
==The day U went away==
I tried to relax and do what I normally do. I sat back and played a little nreal Tornament, and later some Tremlos, bt there was jst something different, no matter what gn I sed. I beat Zork withot getting eaten by a gre, thogh ...
Then I hit some msic stores to check ot the latest stff from Mse and Qeens of the Stone Age, bt even after that, I still felt ble. Ctting didn't seem to help either.
FCK!
==How much I needed U==
The Internet won't be the same withot U. U had become an important, vital part of my life ... of all or lives, being the gle that holds everything together – even gle itself. U had left the world completely, taking the USA, the UK (bt not England) and the Uluru with it, and leaving behind AIDS, global warming, cancer, SA, K and lr. Christianity is missing Jess and Islam is missing Mhammad. Jdaism disappeared entirely, bt nobody cares – at least we can still say that. Withot U, the niverse itself is incomplete! Withot U, my life had no prpose, bt I can't even commit sicide or seppk. I jst try to srvive ... Wait, not even that.
Those bastards at Encyclopedia Dramatica ... They got off easy. Or, at least they thoght they did ntil they realized that they no longer existed for the llz.
==Haha ...==
There we go! I was just a little blind for a sec!
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No Vowels

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==Wh_ c_n _ _nd_rst_nd th_s?==
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No offense

No offense ...buuuuuuuut I beg to differ with what you just said. Maybe you haven't really thought everything through, because I think that someone who had really put any brain power into their thinking process would come out with the opposite of what you just said. But, of course, that's just my opinion, that you are totally wrong with a certainty higher than 100%. Well, take it as you like.
== No offense ... ==
...buuuuuuuut maybe you where born in that way where something goes wrong in the birth canal and you lose contact with the world (including oxygen) and lose so many brain cells that you are unable to process normal logical ideas all the way through, in such a way that no one should bother to pay attention to you. Infact, it goes beyond your reasoning skills, it seems, at least in my humble opinion that physically you are also really unpleasant to look at. Well, aesthetics could not be more of a subjective topic, so, each to their own, but your hideous face is difficult to watch for more than a few seconds.
== No offense ... ==
...buuuuuuuut when I said that the Christmas card you sent me was nice, I was actually lying and trying to protect your feelings. It seems as though you picked out the single worst and cheesiest card in the entire shop, put it into the ugliest envelope possible with a puke like colour and then just as a final flourish thought it funny to write something so banal that it made the card look less nauseating than it already was. Well, as I said, I was just trying to be kind to you as few people are, but you really ought to work on that, you know, social pleasantries and stuff.
== No offense ... ==
...buuuuuuuut I think everything that you do is so counter productive to the world that you were actually designed by some cruel demon who wanted to make aliens watching us from outerspace laugh at our misfortune. And by misfortune, I mean the really bad luck of the entire world to know you, to know of you and to know that other people pass terrible days being even slightly related with your time/space presence. Its not that I want to hurt your feelings its just, this is something you should be aware of and its how I really feel.
== No offense ... ==
...buuuuuuuut I am truly a much much much better person than you and just seeing your face makes me feel happy with all my shortcomings.
== No offense ... ==
...buuuuuuuut if someone where to run you over with a car, I would probably laugh about it, tell the story as a joke to my friends in the pub and then if your corpse was still on the street, try to run over it again before anyone cared enough to remove it.
== No offense ... ==
...buuuuuuuut like, seriously, like, in the long scheme of things, what the hell are you doing trying to exist. Like, who do you think you are using up all those carbon based cells that form you when it could be more useful in any other combination. Do you think its funny being you all the time? Are you being you on purpose?
== No offense ... ==
...buuuuuuuut you suck ball shit cum wank shitty cock fuck nuggets.
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