The Being

I was on my own at my house. On lonely nights like this I would look out my window and watch the stars and the occasional wildlife that would run in the woods.
I drank a sip of beer. (I'm not allowed to drink legally so I had a sip of beer. I didn't want to get too drunk. Please do not tell my mom sometimes she looks at my computer) Out of the woods I hear some rustling in the bushes. I turn my flashlight to the bushes all I see is black smoke.
Out of the black smoke comes something I haven't seen before. It was like no animal I have seen before, nor did it look human. Something that was horrid and evil that it could only have come from divine origin, but even the retched sight of such a creature would make any spiritual person lose all faith in a higher power for creating such a forsaken abomination. No God would ever create something like this, even the most wicked and evil ones. The being crawled out of the woods, it was so unfamiliar that the closes5 animal is could be described had to be a mixture of a spider and a snake, but had a head that somewhat resembled a human. Its face had no eyes. It had what appeared to be human mouths all over its body, but each mouth had fangs. The sight of the creature was one thing, the feeling was unworldly. The only thing felt by someone looking at the being was dread and despair. Everything you once knew about the world and how it worked was shattered at the mere existence of this being. The being came closer and closer, not moving like an animal, but more of like a tumble weed. closer and closer it came. The feeling of dread shivered not just down my spine, but through every single nerve of my body. Every single event of my life had lead up to this point, the only thing I wished was to have been dead before seeing this monster... no monster was not a severe enough word. This being! I wish I were to have never existed at all actually. The fact that such a creature existed in the same universe as me ruined my existence and my perception of humanity.
The being came up to my window, tapping on the glass as if a human were knocking on a door. "What do you want! Please I'm begging you do not come any closer! I will give you anything you want." The being to my surprise was able to communicate with me, not with spoken words, but as if he was able to communicate with me directly through my mind. "Oh my! My head! My head it is in my head! Have I gone insane!" The being communicated with me for the first time. "Hey yo... I got this party a few houses down and we ran out of Cheetos. Do you have any? I can pay you with Venmo or Cashapp if you want, 7/11 is just kinda far and I don't have a car."
"Dude! Why didn't you lead with that! That's all you had to say." I replied to him using spoken word. I handed him some Cheetos, both regular and Flamin' Hot. The being began speaking in my head again. "Say... why don't you come back with me? Its an open party." I went back with him to the house party. It was so scary because I got Cheeto dust all over my fingers and was wearing a white shirt. I got Cheeto stains on it. A girl at the party made a joke about it. She called me Cheeto fingers. I didn't get laid that night.
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