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Alexa.bat

One day, I was playing Minecraft. My friend sent this message:
"Hey, I was on MediaFire and found this:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/hlkw8r1v4o4vt4f/InstallMaker.bat"
It appeared to be a ".bat" file, so I clicked on it. It started to download, and then my computer made the weirdest noise ever. It sounded like a cry for help, in a way. It showed a picture of Alexa, that had been done with .bat code. She had this...creepy smile, her eyes were pointed at me. I immediately closed my laptop, and was going to fall asleep, before I heard a voice.
"You banished me."
I awoken in a fright, it sounded a lot like Alexa herself.
"Destroyed me."
I tried to run towards the door, but the voice said something that made my hairs on my head jump.
"And you'll pay the price." I dialed 911, and told them that "someone" was stalking me. When the police arrived, they didn't see the picture of Alexa on my computer. In fact, the computer was cracked and broken.
"You think this is a joke?" asked the police officer in anger. "You only call for real emergencies! Not phony baloney stuff like this!" They got back into their cars, and I stayed still and sobbed.
"How do you feel when people think your crazy?" The voice said again. "That's how I feel, and now you will suffer like me."
I opened my cabinet, and grabbed my gun. Then I wrote a letter to family:
"Dear family and friends,
I am so sorry for doing this. But I can't go on like this, I hope you understand.
Love, Nicolas."
After that, I put my ink-pen down, and grabbed the gun, pointing it to my head.
Goodbye.
==Prologue==
"A gunshot was heard from the neighbor's house, followed by a string of light coming from the sky. The adamsons (the next-door neighbors) claimed to have seen a figure - looking like the picture above - walking outside the house, with the tentacles on its back carrying someone's body; which was claimed to have been Nicolas's. The only "evidence" we have found, was a .bat file containing a edited image of Alexa, from The Sophia Show, smiling at the viewers. Some claim that the picture looks a lot like the figure, carrying the body, except with normal features.
If you see the figure, call 911 immediately, and we would be arriving shortly."
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Alice In Wonderland (1951): Alternate Ending

I am a big fan of Disney movies. My all-time fave is Alice In Wonderland (The 1951 Cartoon). At least it was until I saw the alternate ending of the movie. Let's begin the story.
One summer, I was looking at the showtimes for my theater. Then, it said something that there will be $0.25 summer Disney movies at the theater. I saw that they were showing Alice In Wonderland (1951) at the theater. I was so excited. I asked my Mom if she can take me to see the movie. She said "yes."
The next day, we went to the theater. The show was supposed to start at 9, but it ended up showing at 9:30. Some kids left the theater with their parents. I asked a theater employee why the movie wasn't starting. The employee said "We are currently having problems with the projector. We are sorry about that." Then, he gave me a free large popcorn. Then, I went back to the auditorium and the movie started. The movie started. The movie was normal, except there was something weird when it got to the scene where Alice goes to court. The scene started glitching and freezing. Not just that, the audio started to sound distorted, the movie quality started to get low, and the colors were now inverted. After a while, the screen went black. A lot of parents and kids got confused. I was assuming it was problems with the projector. 2 minutes later, the movie resumed. Do you know the scene where after Alice's trial, the Queen Of Hearts was going to execute her, but Alice finds a door and wakes up and they use the "It's Just A Dream" cliche? Well, that was not the case. Instead, it shows the Queen Of Hearts and the cards all with chainsaws in a red background repeating "Off With Her Head!" while Alice is running. That scene did not give me an Alice In Wonderland feel at all. Instead, it just gave me a Texas Chainsaw Massacre feel. The Queen Of Hearts' voice did not sound like her anymore. It sounded more like Cleveland Brown's voice. Then, the Queen Of Hearts threw a chainsaw at Alice's neck. Blood splattered everywhere and Alice's head fell off her body. A lot of kids in the auditorium were so terrified, that they screamed. Even adults got scared too. Then, the scene cut to an image that lasted for 30 seconds where you can see an image of the Queen Of Hearts with black eyes, red pupils, and bloody tears. In the bottom, there is a text that reads "YOU'RE NEXT." Then, the end credits were playing in reverse and the audio was distorted. There was an evil laugh when the credits ended, then the movie ended. I asked a theater employee about the movie, and they said they accidentally put a reel of a fanmade version of the movie thinking it was the original and they were sorry. Then, they gave me an Alice plush doll. I accepted.
I won't see the movie again after what I just saw.
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Alice in wonderland: hanging munchkin

I'm sure we all saw Alice in wonderland but like a certain other movie for kids, they say that when the movie was in production, a staff hung himself. This particular staff voiced the mad hatter. The man who voiced the bunny who Alice follows in was actually a friend of my funeral director. He told me it was true and that the entire cast, even the donut boy, all had to sign forms promising to never speak of it with threat of legal action. The bunny voice actor is long dead, so it's OK to talk about it now. So long as we all know one thing, the hatter's voice actor was a midget who created most of his own lines.
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Alice the dark dreamer

I was 15 when that boy turned my life around.  When my father was drunk he would beat me and i hated him so much for it.My mother never cared. One night it got so bad i tried taking my own life but cutting but as I layed there bleeding in my bed i herad a boy's voice "go to sleep" before i opened my eyes i said "thank you" but the boy's wepon never hit me."w-what?" he ripped my blanket off and swore under his breath "I'll be back but stay alive" all i'd seen was a boy in a white hoodie jump out my window. I passed out and didn't wake up until the next day.
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Alien

Everyone remembers lilo & stitch right?
The old series on Disney channel was a big hit along the many movies that I still enjoy to this day...sorta
But why did it go away? There was a final episode that they released all of the sudden, but never got on DC. Rumor was that Jumba made many new expierements. But one went wrong. The title was called "1000 Seas" Basically the last episode. "Leroy & Stitch" was the conclusion to the series. But this was the real deal.
I was part of test audience. To see if the episodes were able viewed by the public. We watched a weird episodes called "1000 Seas" but usually the creator Chris Sanders was there to watch also. But he wasn't. The episode started with no intro but a poorly drawn stitch sketch with realistic blood on it. You could hear whispers also. Everybody looked at each other... but no one was talking. The intro ended. A flash of text appeared. But it was half a second so nobody could read it. I was able to see it but it was in German " Angst vor seiner Ankunft, für das Ende nahe ist. Wird er sie bestrafen." I don't know what it means but you can translate it.
So, it basically started in Jumba's lab. He looked like he was crying blood. He was holding a sharp knife, trying to kill himself. " Why was he made? He is the devil!" Jumba said cutting his throat. Then it skipped to a beach. In regular episodes, they were activated by water. So this I could understand. It rolled into the sea. 
(NOTE: I AM WORKING ON IT STILL. SO DONT BUG ME OK?)
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Alien Nudes

Greetings earthling, we are an extraterrestrial species from another planet, we come in peace. We have been trying to study the human body as a part of our scientific exchange with the human species. However, humans typically cover most of their bodies in clothing, which could slow down our research. You can help us in this by sending images of yourself without clothing, preferably in multiple angles of observation. This is all for scientific purposes for our species and yours. Thank you.
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Aliens Got My Wife Pregnant and No One Believes Me

So my wife is pregant and it's not me because she won't let me kiss her cuz my beard is scratchy. I know it's aliens because I see weird lights and shadows in her room at night. She is acting strange(r than usual amiright dudes (#merika)).
I called the cops and the aliens must have used their mind control rays on them because they just looked at me like I was crazy. I think one of the aliens names is Mark because I here her saying the name mark at night. I found some alien paperwork on my kitchen this morning. I tried to read their alien langage but it's too hart to under stand. There alpabet looks a lot like ours so I will press the corasponding keys in the order they are on the paper. The paper says 'Daniel Libschitz: Divorce Attorney'. Someone help I'm like fraking out.
Sorry for bad gramer on mobile and Ingush isn't my first language and I'm currently being ubducted by the police and in handcufs and typing this behind my back at something the aliens call a bail hearing for violating a restraining order.
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All Aboard the Dead Team

I will never look at Thomas & Friends the same again after what I have seen...
I was in a good will and I found this steamies vs diesel's VHS tape, their was no spine or back to the cardboard case so I just thought whatever.
Once I came home I powered up my VCR shoved the tape into the player and it started...
The Thomas intro was in reverse and the sky was red throughout the whole video, I didn't take much notice and I kept watching. The episode "Thomas To The Rescue" had no narration and it skipped to the part where diesel was boasting about his new fuel, Thomas had an evil grin on his face. Instead of diesel just breaking down he exploded! So did Mavis! I saw blood and left over parts from the diesel's left and smoke was everywhere! I thought a train arriving 20 minutes late was bad, but look at this! Now they're exploding left and right! It just ended right after with Thomas laughing in a evil way. I wanted to throw up but instead I grabbed the tape and tossed it into the garbage.
I don't know If I could ever look at Thomas the Tank Engine the same ever again...
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All I Need Is You

"You're my best friend Luca!"
I closed my eyes and stroked your soft fur.
"I'll never leave you, no matter what anyone says!"
You remain still and emotionless, like you have all these years. I frowned.
"How come you always have that look on your face? It's so sad. But that's alright. As long as you are here, I don't mind."
After all, all I need is you.
"Oops, I'm sorry Luca! I didn't mean to spill juice on you."
I wiped the juice off of the cafeteria lunch tables and off of you. Despite being dirty, no expression lay on your face. You didn't mind. I felt the other students stare at me. But who cares? As long as you are here, I don't mind. After all, all I need is you.
"Today mommy said I should throw you away. She said you were dirty. No way! I would never do that to you, my precious Luca."
Your glassy eyes stared at me.
"Why the glum face? Oh well. I'll get you to smile one day, I promise. I also promise I won't let anyone take you away from me. Okay?"
I smiled. "I don't need anyone else." After all, all I need is you.
"Mommy and Daddy took me to a therapist today, Luca. They said that I've been spending too much time with you. It doesn't matter to me, though. Nobody will steal you away."
I lifted you up into my arms.
"Will you ever smile Luca? No matter. I promised I'd make you smile. And I keep my promises!"
You smiled a teensy bit. Or maybe I imagined it. But that's alright. After all, all I need is you.
"My gosh Luca! You won't believe what happened today. The therapist tried to grab you out of my hands! But it was okay. Thanks to my me, the therapist won't bother us anymore. But why would they try to separate us? It's just mean. If they took you away, I wouldn't know what to do anymore Luca. I'd be alone."
I patted your head and held you close to me for a few minutes, burying my face in your fur. "No one shall get in my way. After all, all I need is you."
"I didn't want to have to do this, Luca. But now, no one will bother us. Not Mommy, not Daddy, no one. We will live together forever!"
I jumped around and did a little dance with you.
"Together, together, forever, forever!" After a few seconds of dancing, I swear I saw you smile, even if it was only for a few seconds. But a few seconds is good enough for me. I'm glad I kept my promise. I'm also glad everyone else is out of our way. After all, all I need is you.
==A Week Later==
BREAKING NEWS
Couple were found dead in house, each stabbed 5 times in the chest. A single child was also found alone in the basement cradling a stuffed elephant.
Child was chanting: "All I need is you," over and over again. Tests were done on the child and the results came out that she was mentally insane. The child is now being held in special custody, as a suspect for the murder of the young couple. Stay tuned to find out more!
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All Star Sang by Ben Shapiro

Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn't make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there's so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you'll never know if you don't go, nor you will shine if you don't glow.
For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you're an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.
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All Toasters Toast Toast

Do you know that feeling? The feeling you get when something happens that's called a coincidence. And I'm not talking about a small coincidental thing.
The thing about coincidences is, that you can look at it from two points of view. You can look at it as if it's just meant to be, just like two things that have a special kind of thing that makes a weird combination if you put them together, just a common thing people see as weird if they look at it the other way. The weird thing can't be just a coincidence, it has to mean something. With that said, I'll start to tell you my story. Look at the coincidence the way you want to, but respect the way I, and other people see these odd things.
It all started on a normal morning. I woke up and got dressed and went downstairs. No one home. People who know me know that I don't really like to eat breakfast. I get sick easily, so I always eat the same food in the morning. I think it's typical Dutch, so no English word for it I guess. But this morning there were none left. So I looked to see if there was any yogurt left. No yogurt. I stood in the kitchen for a while, not knowing what to eat. Suddenly, I smelled burning food. I looked around, but it certainly wasn't coming out of my house. After the smell had gone, I could finally recognise it. Burned toast. So I decided to make myself some toast. I got the toaster out, and put my slice of bread in it. I knew it was going to take a while, so I decided to watch TV. Since I'm really interested in ghosts and other paranormal occurrences, I decided to watch Fact Or Faked on SyFy, which is a show where they are going to look if paranormal/UFO footage is real or fake. This time they had a case featuring a ghost which looked like smoke.
After a few minutes, I heard the bread jumping out of the toaster, so I walked back into the kitchen. As soon as my eyes focused on the room, I noticed a smoke cloud hanging in the air. I got something that felt like a mini-heart-attack. Still thinking about the 'smoke ghost', I noticed the aroma of burned toast. That was the moment I realised that it just was my burned toast. And yes, when I looked at the toaster, I saw a full black-burned bread slice. I quickly opened every window and door on the ground floor.
I made myself some more toast, which didn't burn. After finishing breakfast and closing all of the windows, I decided to go upstairs because it was getting kinda cold due to the doors and windows being opened. Upstairs all the windows were closed, so I decided to search for some heat up there. As I was turning my computer on in the study, I started to realise that it was exactly the same aroma I smelled before deciding to make toast as I smelled after burning my toast. Still surprised about the coincidence, I walked into my room. It was definitely the smell of burnt toast.
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All spick and span

T'was a pan...all spick and span...Then I used it effectively to kill that man. His name was Stan. He was not prepared for my spick and span pan. His blood spilled all over that formerly spick and span pan. I simply exclaimed "Oh man!" after blood from Stan got on my formerly spick and span pan. Stan surely died from that formerly spick and span pan. As he died he cursed my formerly spick and span pan. The man smiled because he had desecrated my formerly stick and span pan. I will forever hate that now dead man stan.
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Alleyway Suicide

A dark alleyway is where I decide to end my life.
I sit in a puddle, water soaks my dirty business suit.
Why would I care anymore. Looking to the sky I see the moon, so beautiful and clear.
I open my case and look at my last possession besides the clothes on my back.
A gun... my fathers. An old revolver, still working.
I open the side to check the bullet is in place, one is all that's needed.
I pull back the hammer and place the cold steel against my wet hair.
"It didn't have to be like this..." As I pull the trigger and the bullet rips through my skull and brain I have no thoughts.
My body slumps against a dumpster. I am dead. Another deadbeat dumpster corpse.
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Alleyway Suicide - Spammed Version

A dark alleyway is where i decide to end my life.
I sit in rain, water soaks my dirty business suit.
Why would i care anymore. Looking to the sky i see the moon, so beautiful and clear.
I open my case and look at my last cock besides the clothes on my back.
It's time to suck it I say...
A gun... my fathers. An old revolver, still working.
I open the side to check the bullet is in place, one is all thats needed.
I pull back the hammer and place the cold steel against my wet clit.
"It didnt have to be like this"... As i pull the trigger and the bullet rips through my skull and brain I have no thoughts.
My body slumps against a dumpster. I am dead. Another deadbeat dumpster whore.
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Almost DEAD Animals

This is 100% true.
2 days before halloween, there was a video on youtube called ADA.vid.I stupidly clicked on the video and is a episode of Almost Naked Animals.I wish i haven't seen that.It started with the same credits as usual but the quality was screwed up but I can still hear the music, with no one singing the song, which is creepy.At the end of the credits, the starfish was red instead of purple.I paused the video for a while.
I called my friends to see this video but they said there is no video with it.More creepier was that i heard screaming on the phone and said "Are you okay!?" still kept on screaming and hung up.I picked up the phone again and still screaming happens, but i didn't call anyone.I think i've gone insane.I played the video anyway and the episode was called "Almost Dead Animals" and i think i might be really got insane.
It started of Duck having his head chopped off by Pig and my eyes widened because Duck's neck was bleeding but it looks like Duck was fine and walked off and gotten to the trash can full of blood.I almost vomited. Duck was talking japanese after his head was off and I understand japanese.Duck sayed "Your Dead you chicken." and I vomited as Duck sayed that.Pig was laughing demonic like and the quality was getting more screwed up.Then the hotel was burning and came out was Howie and his eye was dangling out and exploded then the video ended.
That is the last time I saw a Almost Naked Animals episode.
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