You have two cows/10

;The Sun : PHEW, WHAT A PAIR OF COWS!
;The Sun (2) : FREDDIE STARR ATE MY TWO COWS
;The Sun (3) : Get your free scratchcard to win two cows in today's Sun!
;The Sun (4) : Nostradamus predicts that two cows fall from Saturn!
;The Courier Mail : Your two cows were stolen by New South Welshmen!
;The Daily Mirror : DISGUSTING ABUSE OF TWO COWS: IMMIGRANTS RUN WILD
;The Daily Star : TWO COWS IN A BED ROMP SHOCKER
;The Daily Mail : Two Cows Have Crippling Effect On House Prices
;The Daily Mail (2) : Illegal Immigrants Smuggled Into Country By Two Romanian Cows
;The Daily Mail (3) : You have two cows, but the bloody EU wants to bring in legislation to replace the traditional British cow with something more European.
;The Mail on Sunday : Two Cows Give You Cancer
;The Onion : You joke that you elected two cows into congress. China believes you.
;The Daily Express : WERE TWO COWS BEHIND DIANA MURDER PLOT?
;The Daily Sport : Elvis Presley spotted with two cows.
;The Guardian : You have too cows.
;The Rolling Stones : Hey! You! Get off of my cows!
;Hoy : ¡TU TIENES DOS VACAS!
;The Grauniad : Tow Cws Voet Lbieral Democrate
;Wall Street Journal : Two Cows Bubble Bursts! Markets Crash!
;Weekly World News : Two-headed cow weds space alien!!!
: Bat Boy has two cows!
;The New Yorker : Our two cows are more sophisticated than your two cows, philistine.
;The Enquirer : BOVINE COUPLE HAS ALIEN BABY!!!
;The West Australian : Two Cows found in illegal fishing boat, threat to local industry
;Hello! : TWO COWS EXCLUSIVE WEDDING PICS
;OK! : EXCLUSIVE PICS OF TWO COWS WEDDING
;Heat : TWO COWS TO SPLIT???
;Heat 2 : Harvey wants to eat my two cows!
;Private Eye : You have two c-(cont'd pg. 94)
;Playboy : Holy Cow! She's got some pair there!
;Playboy (2) : You have two cows. They never look convinced when they are touching each other and look into the camera too damn much.
;7 päivää : SALARAKKAAN LEHMÄT KOHUKUVISSA!!!
;Times : Top 100 most powerful cows
;New York Times : People have two fewer cows than 13 years ago
;New York Post : MAYOR BLOOMBERG'S TWO COWS IN SCANDAL!
;Houston Chronicle : Kinky Friedman gains support from two cows
;BBC News : Officials are investigating allegations that some members of the Bovine Nationalist Party may have two cows instead of the one claimed in their 1381 election manifesto.
;The Straits Times
Growth rate of 2 cows scheduled to rise to 7 percent.
;BBC News : ...killed three people before turning the two cows on himself.
;Bild : DEUTSCHLAND GEWINNT: WIR HABEN DIE 2 BESTEN KÜHE!
;Bild 2 : WIR SIND 2 KÜHE!
;Toronto Star : TWO COWS SEEK LEGAL MARRIAGE; EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL?
;CBC News : SAME-COW COUPLE PETITIONS FOR RECOGITION
;Sydney Morning Herald : Howard has reacted to the latest round of suicide milkings by announcing new anti-bovine legislation. Public told to be "alert, not alarmed", and report suspicious cows to the anti-bovine hotline.
;The Washington Post : Vice President Shoots Two Cows
;Pravda : Two Bourgeois Trotsky-Fascist Cows Confess to Imperialist Counterrevolutionary Plot
;Canwest Global News : Are Canadians happy with just two cows? An indepth look at one man's journey to get them three. Stephen Harper - A Man Who Wants Cows. 9/8 central on GLOBAL.
;FOX News : Although two more of our cows were blown up today, our Iraq milking mission is still an unqualified success, contrary to the treasonous objections of cow-hating liberals. All hail Farmer Bush!
;FOX News-2 : Thanks to the Democrats and Billary Clinton, nobody can have THREE cows.
;Maariv : We won those two cows fair and square in 1967. Why should we have to give them back?
;Haaretz : We have two cows. The Palestinians have none. Giving them one of ours is the only way to preserve our farm's democratic character.
;Wigan Evening Post : Two Wigan Warriors Cows fart
;Sports Illustrated: The potent rushing attack of two cows each score a rushing touchdown in Pittsburgh's 21-20 win over the Cowboys. Also, Brett Favre exists.
;People: Sex Tips: Pleasing your two cows
;The West Australian : Win two cows, just collect six tokens inside.
nl:Je hebt twee koeien/10