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Talktome.bat

I was jailbreaking my iPod at the time i encountered this file. I was bringing my hosts file back to its original state using MS Fix It and i was prompted to restore my computer which i did. I noticed something strange. Not much, but the revolving blue circle in front of the Welcome sign on the windows boot screen was turning anti-clockwise. Ignoring it, i also noticed there were three shortcuts on my desktop underneath all my other files and folders. The three all had different names. There was clickme, chatterbox and talktome. All with the .bat file icon with them. I clicked on talktome because that sounded most convincing. A cmd prompt launched and it said;
Hello
(I noticed it wasn't that bad but i was wrong as i got further forward.)
How are you today?
Tell me, do you like your computer?
You killed me.
(I was like WOAH! As that pretty much jumped out of nowhere, but i continued.)
Why did you kill me?
Do you hate me?
they took my eyes you know.
(now lacking grammar)
you helped enough now
why
why
why
why
why
(it popped up 5 times all at once. No "Press any key to continue..." prompt.)
C:/Windows you need this file don't you?
you're pc will die
(i found that rather cheesy which made me chuckle, but i still hesitantly carried on)
goodbye friend
see this?
(i pressed enter again and 3 more batch files popped up)
The batch files were called msbuild.bat, unit-tests.bat and deploy.bat.
A shutdown prompt popped up saying "Talk to me again some time." Then explorer.exe crashed and the cmd prompt popped up with a bunch of random coding and then THAT crashed. And then my pc shut down.
It booted up as normal after that. No further incidents have happened so it couln't have b̅͏̺̞͍̬͇e̩͇͖̹͍̹̽̊͐ͭ̾͑̓́e̞̬͌̆ͦͫ̓̊̏n̷͓̞̈̅ͥ͂̇ͧ̿t͇̭̦̠͌̏ͬ̔͆ͪ̍́h̜̙͔͉̫̞̟̩ͫͣ̚͘ă̠̗͕̽ͨ͂͌͆ͥ͢͠ţ̛̞͓̫̗̤͔͓͑ͦ͑̓̈ͫ̈́̔b̶̴̮̝̬̣̼̜̬͙̠̝̌̎ͩ̽͊͆̎ͬͫ̀̊͐͂͆̏ͭ́́͘a̴̛͉͔̜͖͖̯̟̪̙̬͔͓ͦ̑̆ͩͩͩͦͩͫ͛ͤ̎͑͊̒̇̚͡d̴̼͇͉͈̯͙̻̙ͪ̆ͫ̐ͨ̈́ͬͣ̈̏̀̔̀͜͡͞.̨̛̩͚̩̲̗̥̘͚̪ͯ̐̋̔̈̿̑̉̎̍ͮ͊̈ͬ
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Tall Men: The Bath Towel of Doom

The year was 2017. A family member had just let me borrow some money that I told myself was for rent. I was browsing through the internet. I love online shopping, so browsing through online stores was pretty common for me. I was just about to log off for the night after managing to not spend any of my rent money, when something caught my eye. A Tall Men (2016) bath towel. I was delighted. Tall Men was my favourite movie of all time. I remember watching Tall Men on Netflix one time. I thought it would be so bad it was good, but in actuality, it was the most profound movie I've ever seen. I had watched the movie religiously with my wife of 37 years and my children, along with my friend Andrew. No matter how many times we watched it, we always cried at the end. I thought I had all of the Tall Men merch, but apparently, I was wrong. Despite knowing it was wrong and that I shouldn't have done it I bought it as quickly as I could using some of my rent money. I waited for days for it to arrive, and finally, it showed up. My friend Andrew told me that I shouldn't have bought it, because you never know what you'll find on the internet, Which was odd because he seemed to love the movie. I didn't listen. I opened the package as quickly as I could. The bath towel was even prettier than I could have imagined. The quality of all the Tall Men and just the experience of finally owning this, I was amazed. I quickly got into the shower, and rubbed the bath towel all over myself. I could feel the Tall Men cleansing me. After I was done, I got out of the shower, and dried myself off with my Tall Men Towel still feeling as smooth as ever. I then got into my Tall Men bed sheets, and went to bed. I woke up, and decided that I needed another cleanse after the feeling of last night. There was a problem though. One of the Tall Men was missing from the bath towel. I was confused, but shrugged it off as i couldn't imagine returning this bath towel. Maybe I rubbed too hard with it. So I took my shower, feeling more cleansed than ever. I decided to look at it after I was done, and my heart sank. There was only one Tall Man on the towel now. Being extremely shocked and saddened by this, all I could do was say to myself, "Strange things are coming". I quickly ran to the door. I didn't care that I didn't have any clothes on. Before I got there though, a Tall Man went in front of the door, and said his classic catchphrase "you're in it now, tough guy". I screamed, and ran the other way, only to see the leader, Kenneth, standing in front of me. He said "where do you think you're going, honey?". As scared as I was, Kenneth's humor never fails to make me laugh and just brings back so many funny memories. Unfortunately, I laughed so hard that I died before getting Kenneth's autograph. The End.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Im died
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Tanki Blood

I was on minecraft on a clear sunny day i was having fun with my friends. As i was mining a thought struck me. I remembered another game. It was tanki online a old game i hadn't played for ages. I decided to login my old acc on tanki. I went to my garage to customize myself until i noticed. There was nothing in my garage. I was shocked at first but then i knew it must of been a glitch or because i hadn't played it in ages. I decided to head on to battles and scrolled down until i noticed something. It was a map called DTM. I wondered what this map was so in curiousity i entered the map. I also invited my friends to the map. But for some odd reason people died for no reason on the game. It said someone had killed me. But who killed me i wondered. At that faint second the screen distorted into a bloody color and a shadow like tank appeared infront of me. It had the word blood on it. My tank had fell and the dark tank had blood dripping down and when the tank shot me i was out of the game. Half of my desktop stuff was deleted. I emailed the tanki admins asking them if they had saw it but they said "Do not speak about that moment ok?". I wondered why they had said that. I emailed them asking over and over until i got a response they told me "The map you went to is not on our list" i went to battles and saw another map. What really scared me was the map. It was named Blood. I loaded the map but the loading bar was red. And froze for a split second. And the map was falling apart and blood was squirting from the dark tank but this time. I couldn't escape and leave. I left got a hammer and smashed my computer. I got a new computer and swore i would never enter the map again. The next day when i went to school everyone was acting strange. Everyone in my class including teachers were a little more nastier. My friend was acting angry to. When it was dinner time i was eating and im sure i heard someone whisper "Blood...Blood..Blood" i ran out of the room i knew what was wrong. Of course it was that map i entered the blood map. It haunted me until i noticed the next day one of my friends died from it. The marks were blood. I screamed hoping to never see it again. After this moment i never ever play weird maps again.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Tanki Online Blood

I was on minecraft on a clear sunny day i was having fun with my friends. As i was mining a thought struck me. I remembered another game. It was tanki online a old game i hadn't played for ages. I decided to login my old acc on tanki. I went to my garage to customize myself until i noticed. There was nothing in my garage. I was shocked at first but then i knew it must of been a glitch or because i hadn't played it in ages. I decided to head on to battles and scrolled down until i noticed something. It was a map called DTM. I wondered what this map was so in curiousity i entered the map. I also invited my friends to the map. But for some odd reason people died for no reason on the game. It said someone had killed me. But who killed me i wondered. At that faint second the screen distorted into a bloody color and a shadow like tank appeared infront of me. It had the word blood on it. My tank had fell and the dark tank had blood dripping down and when the tank shot me i was out of the game. Half of my desktop stuff was deleted. I emailed the tanki admins asking them if they had saw it but they said "Do not speak about that moment ok?". I wondered why they had said that. I emailed them asking over and over until i got a response they told me "The map you went to is not on our list" i went to battles and saw another map. What really scared me was the map. It was named Blood. I loaded the map but the loading bar was red. And froze for a split second. And the map was falling apart and blood was squirting from the dark tank but this time. I couldn't escape and leave. I left got a hammer and smashed my computer. I got a new computer and swore i would never enter the map again. The next day when i went to school everyone was acting strange. Everyone in my class including teachers were a little more nastier. My friend was acting angry to. When it was dinner time i was eating and im sure i heard someone whisper "Blood...Blood..Blood" i ran out of the room i knew what was wrong. Of course it was that map i entered the blood map. It haunted me until i noticed the next day one of my friends died from it. The marks were blood. I screamed hoping to never see it again. After this moment i never ever play weird maps again. 
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Vidya games
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pointless Violence
Tapeofnom.wav

I was surfing on the internet and a big red button popped up at me, It said: DOWNLOAD tapeofnom.wav PLEASE. Why would anyone say please to download it? I scanned it for viruses. 0 found, I downloaded it. It was a file with creepy alien sounds, The sound couldn't get out of my head. I realised it was 11 pm and I had to go to sleep. While I was sleeping, my computer turned on it's self with that shocking alien sound. I had enough of it so I tried to turn off my computer but that didn't work.
So I just unplugged it from the power, Next day I turned the power on. The sound was gone from the desktop. After 1 hour it came back to my desktop. This time it was a different sound, A much worse one. And it gives me headaches, I was surfing on the internet again to see if anyone else has this file downloaded, I didn't find anything. Just the site with the button on it, Nothing else.
But there is one thing I found on the websites, That this sound can be viewed by spectrogram, Lucky I had audacity, I opened audacity and that file and I got this: DIE. NOW.
These 2 words made me paranoid for life, I mean why me? I didn't do anything to this file. I just opened it with audacity and downloaded it. The other day, I viewed it with spectrogram again. It said: "SO YOU LIKE TO PLAY GAMES?". I got confused because I wasn't playing a game. This night I was afraid to sleep. Mostly because there is a message flashing on my computer saying: "LOOK. LOOK. LOOK.". And even if I unplug it it wont stop.
This audio file can ruin anyones life, I recommend you do not download it. I have bought an new computer and everything stopped.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Category:File Extensions
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Tarantulas

Tarantulas!
Tarantulas!
Everybody loves Tarantulas!
If there's fuzz where your hamster was,
It's probably because of Tarantulas!
They're so soft and they're so furry,
And they're so cute If your visions blurry!
All of mine got free,
but don't you worry
Though they're climbing up your wall in a big hurry!
Tarantulas
Tarantulas!
Everybody love tarantulas!
IF there's just fuzz where your hamster was,
It's probably because of Tarantulas!
Don't look now, but I have a feeling
There's probably one on your ceiling!
When they crawl, they never fall
Unless the person under them is nervous at all!
Tarantulas
Tarantulas!
EVERYBODY LOVES TARANTULAS!
If there's just where your hamster was
It's probably because of TARANTULAS!
Can you feel that itch, at the top of your head?
There could be one crawling instead!
But they don't bite, unless it senses fear
So just be calm until it's gone in a year!
Tarantulas
Tarantulas!
Everybody loves-TARANTULAS!
If there's just fuzz where your hamster was
it's probably because of tarantulas!
Tarantulas!
Tarantulas!
EVERYBODY LOVES TARANTULAS!!
IF THERE'S JUST FUZZ WHERE YOUR HAMSTER WAS
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE OF TARANTULAS!
IF THERE'S JUST FUZZ WHERE YOUR HAMSTER WAS
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE OF TARANTULAS!
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE OF TAR-AN-TULAS!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Animulz
Category:Shortpasta
Tarot Tortoise

It's midnight. I walk down the stairs of the enormous mansion I live in. I don't own it, it belongs to the creature I tend to.
As I pass a mirror I say Lily Madwhip three times.
Finally I reach the creature that I must tend, for I am the only one left. My job is to wipe the arse of the giant tortoise.
My grandfather discovered the egg of the giant tortoise while walking the beach of Bognor Regis. He also discovered the tortoise's terrible secrets. The first is that a fully grown tortoise is 300kg, so its shits are enormous. The second secret is that the tortoise will sometimes give a tarot card.
The tortoise gave my grandfather the "death" card. My grandfather died only twenty years later.
When my uncle was looking after the tortoise he received the magician card. Sure enough he got fed up with wiping a tortoise's arse and disappeared into thin air shortly afterward.
I guess given my difficult childhood, it makes sense I fell into the tortoise arse wiping thing. My father always told me he always wanted a son instead and my mother always complained about how I ruined her hairapist career
So now the job fell to me. It had a few simple rules:
#During the day wipe the tortoise's arse when the bell rings
#During the night wipe the tortoise's arse when the bell rings
#If it is midnight and you pass a mirror you must say "Lily Madwhip" three times
However the tortoise did not need its arse wiped. It had two cards that I didn't recognise. One was lightning. The other had the sun and the moon yelling at each other. The sun half of the card had hot angels and shit. The moon side basically had tentacle porn.
At that very moment there was lightning. The cards were coming true now. More and more lightning was coming. And it was pink for some reason.
I thought if the lightning is coming true, what else will come true? It was then I saw it. A tendril reached out of the clouds and tipped over a cow. A tendril reached into a house in the village then gave that little bastard Norman Price a good smack. His mother Dilys was screaming at her son being adequately disciplined.
The tendrils turned their attention to me. I saw them reaching toward the giant window of the mansion near where I was hugging the tortoise.
The tortoise was hiding in his shell. Bloody coward.
The tendrils smashed through the window and reached for me. I was cowering in fear when the tendrils started giving me a handjob!?
I opened my eyes to see a tall humanoid figure looming above me.
"I am Lily Madwhip," the figure said, "and I want to have your baby"
Then we had spooky sex and made a baby.
Now the three of us live together, while I wipe the tortoises arse. Except yesterday the tortoise gave me another tarot card...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Taxi: The Lost Episode

When I was a kid, I loved Nick at Nite, but there was one show I didn't care for, Taxi. 
There was one episode I recall, concerning the fate of John Burns, a character who appears in the first season, but then was never seen or heard from again, this episode was either the first season finale or the second season premiere, but the producers and the network decided it would be best not to air it.
The episode starts off as normal, but the tone changes as we see John Burns crashing the taxi he is driving. The cab explodes and he catches on fire. We see closes up of him catching on fire and screaming in pain as everyone in the garage hears him and runs out.
Alex, Tony, Elaine, Bobby, Louie, and Latka are all standing there, they have all witnessed the crash and looking on with blank stares as we watch John Burns' body be burned alive, they all begin to laugh at the site of this. This lasts about 5 minutes. The rest of the episode involves the cabbies debating what they should do with John Burns' charred remains, but than they realize that have to tell John Burns' now-widowed wife Suzanne and his family back in the Midwest what has happened to John Burns. They agree not to tell anyone and bury his body in the woods. The cabbies than run off to Mario's and "celebrate". While at Mario's they talk about how much they hated John Burns and are glad he's gone, which is why it is a celebration.
Nick at Nite accidentally showed this episode back in the mid-90s. I cried for a week even though I never cared about John Burns. I never realized that Taxi was such and dark and disturbing show.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Shortpasta
Tea. The Ultimate Weapon.

You run down a dark hallway, the creature not far behind. It's catching up to you. You feel a feathery surface on your back and you know it's too late. But the creature doesn't eat you. It gives you enough time to run into the kitchen and grab the kettle that has just finished boiling. You quickly pour it into a moderately sized cup. 
The creature turns the corner to look at you. It's smaller than you thought, more like an animal than an adult. You take a tea bag and place it into the cup.
It is closer now, and staring at you with an odd expression while opening its mouth. You can't stand the sight of its mouth and turn back to the cup. You grab some sugar and put three spoonfuls into it. The creature takes a step closer. You can feel its breath fanning on your neck but you keep at your work.
It's finished. You carefully pick the tea up as the creature moves its mouth around your neck. "Tea?" Your voice shakes a little. It takes a step back.
Before you can say anything else it has grabbed the tea and sat down on the table to drink it. A sigh of relief leaves you and you turn to leave.
The creature stops you. You shut your eyes tight, prepared for the death that awaits you. "Thank you for the tea." You slowly open your eyes to see that it's bowing in front of you.
"Y-you're welcome." It rises from its bow and leaves through the front door, placing the now empty tea cup on the draining board. 
You've finally done it.
OR SO YOU THOUGHT!
The creature runs back in. "I AM YOU, AND YOU ARE ME. THEN YOU BECAME SKELETON!" In a second you've become a skeleton. "HAHAHA!" It leaves in a puff of smoke. Now you are skeleton.
Now you are unhappy.
And so you make some tea and drink it.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Beings
Category:Shortpasta
Teacher's Pet Lost Episode

i was late-night channel surfing when a bumper for teacher's pet appeared on nick. my question was WHY?!. it said a new episode was to air i became excited. i turned on disney and made a bowl of popcorn, unaware of what to expect.the theme song played like it normally should but a frame flickered on screen. luckily i have that kinda tv that let's you rewind and i paused it to see something so horrifying. it was scott in his human outfit,covered in blood in a black background with bloodshot eyes. behind him was leonard. his intestines ripped out and in scott's hands. above scott there was a message saying: YOU WILL EXPERIENCE DEATH SOON! i threw up on the floor. i unpased and resumed watching, hoping things will get better but they did not. the title card read "Scott" just scott on a black background. the episode started with scott walking to school in his normal disguise. everything seemed normal until leonard walked in then it cut to static for a few seconds. then it shows scott at home with a crazed look like he was drunk. he was mumbling to himself that if he does not look like a human then he is not a human leonard walked in and said hi to spot. spot looked up at leonard. he said to leonard" how is it so easy being a boy". leonard replied with" you just look like one". scott had an idea and grinned evilly as he looked at leonard. leonard backed up till he was in the corner of the room. scott,holding a knife got off the bed and walked over to leonard. static appered and you could hear leonard pained sreams and blood splatting on stuff
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Teacher, Teacher

It was my first day at Red Tree Hills Middle school and me and my best friend Jade both had Miss Chalk as our english teacher. Miss Chalk wasn't horrible or anythig, but people said that she had a major problem with girls with braces. So on a monday in March, I got braces. I wasn't worried, but I should have been.
As soon as I got to school the next day, a girl named Samantha walked up to me and told me that Miss Chalk was going to do something bad to me. I should have listened, but I didn't.
SO I walked into class and Miss Chalk stared at me with a stare so great I could have fainted. And she turned around and melted.
Seriously, she MELTED!!!
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Teacher Teacher

It was my first day at Red Tree Hills Middle school and me and my best friend Jade both had Miss Chalk as our English teacher. Miss Chalk wasn't horrible or anything, but people said that she had a major problem with girls with braces. So on a Monday in March, I got braces. I wasn't worried, but I should have been.
As soon as I got to school the next day, a girl named Samantha walked up to me and told me that Miss Chalk was going to do something bad to me. I should have listened, but I didn't.
SO I walked into class and Miss Chalk stared at me with a stare so great I could have fainted. And she turned around and melted.
Seriously, she MELTED!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta