Fall Of The Roman Empire (video game)

===Reunion of the Roman Empire===
*cOnStAnTiNe has entered the game*
*l1c1n1u5 has entered the game*
cOnStAnTiNe: hey
l1c1n1u5: wut
cOnStAnTiNe: wanna team up??
l1c1n1u5: shur
*Western Rome and Eastern Rome have united*
cOnStAnTiNe: were shud we move the nu cap1tul?
l1c1n1u5: move it 2 my place
*Roman capitol moved to Constantinople*
===Breakup of the Roman Empire===
cOnStAnTiNe: Man my comp os l4gggin!
*cOnStAnTiNe has lost Connection*
*Rome has been split into Eastern Rome and Western Rome*
l1c1n1u5: well that sukd
*l1c1n1u5 is now known as r0m3-3ast*
*r0me-w3st has entered the game*
r0me-w3st: yo
r0me-3ast: sup
r0me-w3st: howz wife
r0me-3ast: shes k
===JuL1aN Arrives (and is killed by Persians)===
*JuL1aN has entered the game*
JuL1aN: i declare myself pagan!
r0me-w3st: wtf?
r0me-3ast: d00d, Wez christian!
JuL1aN: fuk the christians! noobz.
*PeRzHuNs-r00l hits r0me-3ast for 24 damage.*
r0me-3ast: hey JuL1aN
JuL1aN: wut u want homo
r0me-3ast: kill these persians
JuL1aN: k b10tch
*JuL1aN hits PeRzHuNs-r00l for 26 damage.*
*PeRzHuNs-r00l hits JuL1aN for 48 damage. A critical hit!*
*JuL1aN has been killed.*
r0me-3ast: ugh
*r0me-3ast hits PeRzHuNs-r00l for 53 damage.*
*PeRzHuNs-r00l retreats.*
r0me-w3st: well, JuL1aN's dead
r0me-3ast: good riddance, he wuz an a$$hole anyway
===5(0uR63_0f_60d arrives in Europe===
*xVisiGothSx has entered the game.*
*5(0uR63_0f_60d has entered the game.*
5(0uR63_0f_60d: 1'm m0v1ng w3st, g3t 0ut 0f t3h w4y
xVisiGothSx: wut if i dont?
5(0uR63_0f_60d: th3n th1s w1ll h4pp3n
*5(0uR63_0f_60d hits xVisiGothSx for 21 damage.*
xVisiGothSx: fine we'll move
r0me-3ast: wtf u doin on our lands?!? gtfo!!!!
*r0me-3ast hits xVisiGothSx for 16 damage.*
xVisiGothSx: oh, u rly wanna go at it?
*xVisiGothSx hits r0me-3ast for 47 damage. A critical hit!*
*xVisiGothSx has taken Adrianople!*
xVisiGothSx: now let us settle in ur lands plz
r0me-3ast: ugh k
===V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls! Takes Gaul===
*V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls! has entered the game.*
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: hey r0me
r0me-w3st: ?
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: 8=========D
r0me-w3st: that's not funny
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: oh then wut about this?
*V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls! hits r0me-w3st for 109 damage. A critical hit!*
r0me-w3st: hoyl fuck
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: the Gaul iz mine, b1tch!!1
*V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls! has taken Gaul!*
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!111111
5(0uR63_0f_60d: 54y, u|2 pr377y g00d, w4nn4 b3 0n |\/|y 734|\/|?
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: shur!1
===Romans Leave Great Britain===
*Br4\/3h34r7 hits r0me-w3st for 37 damage.*
Br4\/3h34r7: u m4y t4k3 0u|2 b4gp1p3s, but u w1ll nevr t4k3 0ur fr33d0m!!!!1111
*Br4\/3h34r7 hits r0me-w3st for 32 damage.*
r0me-3ast: OMG! squish them!
*Br4\/3h34r7 hits r0me-w3st for 28 damage.*
r0me-w3st: stfu i need 2 protect gawl!!111
*Br4\/3h34r7 hits r0me-w3st for 40 damage.*
*Br4\/3h34r7 has taken Great Britain!*
*xVisiGothSx is now known as KinG_AlariC.*
===KinG_AlariC Sacks Rome===
*KinG_AlariC hits r0me-w3st for 41 damage.*
r0me-w3st: WTF I THOUGHT WE HAD A TRUCE!
KinG_AlariC: i changd my mind
*KinG_AlariC hits r0me-w3st for 72 damage. A critical hit!*
*KinG_AlariC has sacked Rome!*
KinG_AlariC: kekekekekekekekeke
r0me-3ast: shit D:
===V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls! arrives in Africa===
5(0uR63_0f_60d: \/4|\|d4l5, |-|0\/\/ u d01n?
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: 1'm 1n 4f|2ic4!1
*V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls! hits r0me-w3st for 80 damage. A critical hit!*
*V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls! has taken Carthage!*
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: I AM TEH UBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
===fr4nkf3rt3r enters the game===
*fr4nkf3rt3r has entered the game.*
fr4nkf3rt3r: hay guys! can i join?
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: SHUR!
r0me-w3st: this is NOT OVER! we will defeat u filthy barbarians, and rome shall triumph!
====Obscure Heavy Metal Reference!====
fr4nkf3rt3r: hell awaits!
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: BEHIND GAUL'S GATES!
5(0uR63_0f_60d: 7|-|3 |20|\/|4|\|5 574|\||) 0|\||_Y 70 F4|_|_!1!1!1!1!1
fr4nkf3rt3r: they will die by his sword!
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: THE BARBARIAN LORD!
5(0uR63_0f_60d: 471|_|_4 |-|34|25 \/1(70|2Y (4|_|_!1!1!1!1!1
====Romans interrupt said reference====
r0me-w3st: WTF!? NOW UR SINGING!?!?!?
r0me-3ast: and wuz that an Iced Earth refrence?
fr4nkf3rt3r: ya
r0me-w3st: well it doesnt matter wat u sing, WE CRUSH YOU!!!!!
===5(0uR63_0f_60d decimates Gaul===
5(0uR63_0f_60d: 1 83|_13\/3 |_| \/\/0|\|'7 83 54Y1|\|6 7|-|47 4F73|2 1 |)0 7|-|15!1!1!1
*5(0uR63_0f_60d hits r0me-w3st for 666 damage. A critical hit!*
*5(0uR63_0f_60d has decimated Gaul!*
r0me-w3st: OMFG!
r0me-3ast: OMFG!
===Rome is sacked for the final time===
5(0uR63_0f_60d: 7|-|3Y'|23 4|_|_ Y0|_||25, \/4|\||)4|_5!!!!!!1111111
V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls!: yo guise i herd rome has monehh GOGOGO
r0me-w3st: AAAAAAAAA!
*V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls! hits r0me-w3st for 587 damage. A critical hit!*
*V@nd@ls_0n_wh33ls! has sacked Rome!*
*r0me-w3st has fallen.*
*r0me-3ast is now known as bYzAnTiUm*
*This game has ended. New game "The Dark Ages" is about to begin...*