Kirby Blood Star

I have always been a fan of the "Kirby" series of games. They are always lighthearted fun and easy, which works well for me because I suck at playing video games. Some of the games feature a two player mode like Kirby super star. I was feeling nostalgic so I went on ebay and purchased an snes and kirby super star and two controllers from a user called xxsatan666xx.
Two days later it arrived. I called my friend Sean (not his real name for security reasons) and he declined and asked how I got his phone number. So I called my friend Harry and he said he would play with me. He arrived at my house 3 minutes later. We started on the console and expected long times of nostalgia and fun.
But then... The title screen came up and it was evil.
There was blood. Everywhere. And kirby's eyes were red and black
and he had a evil smile on his face.
We both started to sob but pressed on.
There are no enemies on the screen, and we started to cry harder.
Finally... we happened apon a enemy.
Will his waddldees foot be fixed?
We see him and he's scary.
We didn't know what to do... so we called nintendo but they picked up saying to hang up 
and not send the game to them because they don't want it back.
Did this game come from an disgruntled ex employyee?
I have to wonder...
We saw whispy woods at the end of the level but he was worse.
He was drenched in blood... and his nose was missing and he had no eyeballs.
Then there was what happened after that....
He looked at me evilly and said "you're next jacob"
that's not my name but i was still scared because he was speaking to me.
I am crying now. and so is harry.
we look at each other and decide to keep playing.
We started on level 2.
There was blood and stuff everywhere and it was terryfying.
We couldn't turn off the console because are arms aren't working.
So we decided to keep playing.
Then a strange thing happened. 
A dog came out of the ground and he looks evil.
He started attacking me and my friend.
He killed my friend Harry.
I started to run but the game called me back so I stayed.
I don't know what to do so I started to play the game again.
Now I was at the final boss of the game, Marcus.
But now, he looked evil and scary.
His fangs are covered in blood and intestines.
I was scared but I keep playing.
When I almost killed Marcus, a scream emitted from the screen
and I cover my ears and the screen showed a evil kirby
screaming loudly.
I called the police but my phone was dead.
I am terrifyed right now.
What am I to do?
I went to my basement to see if i had a weapon down there, but when I walked down there in 
my bed, I saw a evil kirby following me down to my basement. I screamed but kept going.
I found an baseball bad and started swinging at kirby.
He ate my baseball bat and started to come out me.
I screamaed and blacked out.
I wake up in an hospital bed and yelled for doctor.
He came, but I realized he was a evil kirby who swallowed a doctor.
My eyes closed for the final time... My life is over.
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