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Osum Bin Adden

Osum Bin Adden (~750 - present) was the notorious founder and leader of terrorist group Al-Gebra, responsible for torturing millions of students around the world, 
==Early Life==
Osum Bin Adden was born around 750 AD in the Transcendentid Caliphate. He hated homomorphics from an early age, and praised pure math as the highest common factor of life.
==Time with GEO-Metri==
In his teenage years, he travelled to Axis, Origin, and joined GEO-Metri, a terrorist group founded in Greece that had been holding Arabia at compass-point for years. He proved himself able with both a stylus and a straight-edge and rose to high leadership. However, he was not satisfied that their torture methods required 'total perfection' and that only two instruments were allowed.
==Founding Al-Gebra==
Osum Bin Adden, along with friend Oproduct Hex Timezen, formed Al-Gebra. Originally created as a part-time hobby of torturing students, it evolved into a full-time organisation. Students who fail tests are forced to eat large portions of poisonous cube root gruel.
The math-hating Mongols invaded the Transcendentid Caliphate around 1250 and Osum, along with Al-Gebra, was forced to go into hiding. During this time, he discovered the discordant series, often abbrevivated as DISCO. The horrifying sound of the series caused the collapse of the Mongol Empire.
==Early Modern==
In the 17th Century, Osum led Al-Gebra to a less violent turn and whispered mathematical secrets to mathematicians of the age. This led to spin-off terrorist organisations, such as Al-Culus and Topolo-ji.
==Modern==
Osum has led to the daily torture of millions of students worldwide and many atrocities. He was convicted of 1.29 billion counts of crimes against studentity in absentia. The British SAS ('Students against Studying') and the American CIA ('College Is Appalling') have made numerous failed attempts on his life. Osum currently resides in a dimensionally guarded complex in Mathistan.
===9-ii Attacks===
Osum Bin Adden is believed to be responsible for the 9-ii attacks, targeting imaginary buildings across America. The attack was executed with numbered planes and well-placed weapons of math distraction.
Category:Terrorists
Oven gland

The oven gland (ridin spinuus) is a small gland located above the Hyperspleen, found in all mammals whose names begin with consonants (except Q) above the age of 29. When the mammal is excited, angry, aroused, frightened or a combination of the four, the gland begins to secrete a hormone known as Bariscotin (lymphoma cillitbangensis) into the bloodstream which causes the nearby organs to begin forming steel and plastic in order for an oven to be created and pushed through the oven gland which has now dilated to 37" in width. This natural self defense mechanism results in the mammal squealing in terror and emitting all manner of white goods, in some extreme cases producing dishwashers, microwaves and Dolph Lundgren.
In 1987 George Michael had to cancel a tour of Europe after his oven gland embarrassingly activated during a Wham! live performance. The sight of his ovens had excited many of the people in the crowd and within seconds there was a flood of ovens flying from every conceivable angle in the arena. When the shrieking crowds' hyperactive oven emissions were finally over, there were 438,053 destroyed. Since this incident, several organizations have called for all people who might cause excitement to have their oven glands removed or subdued. However, there is no way to do this without causing the instant disintegration of the owner's ribcage.
Many feel their oven glands to be an unseemly addition to the body, however some religions (such as the Fuh Kwit Shintos) believe it to be sacred, and joyfully emit ovens in their camps high in the mountains. Bizarrely, a large percentage of their believers are killed in kitchen-related accidents each year.
==Anatomy==
==Trivia==
*The oven gland is actually made out of Elvis Presley's lips.
*Television presenter and demonic entity John Leslie has no fewer than four oven glands, which he regularly has suckled by the Mexican slaves he keeps chained up in his cellar. He later rebadges the ovens and sells them on his dodgy market stall.
*Ovens are inedible, unless you can eat metal.
Category:Anatomy
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Oxygen

Oxygen. Some call it a gift, others a curse. The truth is many are unknowingly addicted to oxygen. In fact studies show that over 100% of living things are hooked on this terrible substance. You may find yourself asking, "How do I find out if I'm addicted?" Well you just try and go five minutes without it. Besides being highly addictive, oxygen has shown to be a major component of fire. And what does fire do? It burns things. So keep your eyes peeled and watch out for this dangerous "oxygen", and know that no matter where you go oxygen will follow (rules do not apply in space). Your mind kills itself without oxygen because it "thinks" it needs oxygen to live. A popular belief is that oxygen is in fact beneficial to your health – this is false. In fact, FrCN (Francium Cyanide) is more beneficial than oxygen.
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==History==
Oxygen was discovered in 1771 by a French science man, and then in 1778 some other French science man gave oxygen its name. Shortly after the outbreak of World War I, it was discovered that setting measured amounts of the substance on fire resulted in some pretty kick-ass explosions. It wasn't long before its use in the American war effort was in full swing, and widely credited with the victory over Mexican forces in the street races in Moscow.
In March of 2002, however, after scientists world-wide finally conclusively proved that oxygen could also be used in explosive devices used against the United States of America, its sale and production were ceased completely. When intelligence came in that factories in Iraq were still secretly producing small quantities for private use, President Bush approved a plan for invasion.
==Misinformation from Big Oxygen (Big O)==
Warning: This information is false, and is designed to keep you hooked on oxygen. Just say no-no to no oxygen.
*Oxygen is essential for the life of all living creatures, except beluga whales. Regarded by scientists as "God's crack", humans just naturally "live and breathe" oxygen.
*Oxygen can be substituted for feelings of love in times of emergency; however, clinical trials of the generic substitute sexual frustration also look promising.
*Oxygen is an essential ingredient in TV cooking, and many believe that it alone keeps Martha Stewart alive.
*Old people of course have a built-up tolerance to oxygen, thus all those tanks.
*Oxygen is manufactured by the CIA and absolutely free to the public.
==See also==
*Oxiclean
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*Oxymora
*Ozone
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Oxymoron

Oxymoron (plural oxymora or oxymorons) is a chemical compound produced as a by-product when a moron is oxidized, with the formula O3H42Moron. When inhaled in large quantities, oxymoron causes idiocy in a large group of people, which spreads quickly. This tends to happen during elections, scientific conventions, or on nightclub dance floors.
Oxymoron is a covalent molecule. It has strong intramolecular forces by which the affected moron resists change. In contrast, "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
Oxymorons come in various strengths. Oxy-5 and Oxy-10 are the best for persistent skin problems. Industrial-strength oxymorons exist in abundance.
==Industrial uses==
Corporations arrange morons in large farms named offices. A large ventilation system provides an abundance of oxygen and induces the production of oxymorons. The resulting oxymorons can be made into software, marketing, political propaganda, and other bullshit.
The quality of oxymoron is directly proportional to the quantity of morons processed. This is especially true during meetings and brainstorms. By-products of these reactions are buzzwords and slogans. 
==Homemade oxymoron==
Although not as potent as oxymorons obtained through industrial refinement, one can create the compound with amateur equipment including the following:
*World of Warcraft
*Pornography
*Religion
Simply place your person of lower than average intelligence (pictured) in a well-ventilated room with a toilet, food and one or more of the above ingredients. Lock the door to prevent any contaminants such as culture or opinions. Leave for a week. Be careful when handling your freshly baked oxymoron and enjoy.
==History==
Billy Mays invented the oxymoron. Determined to get every person to use Oxyclean, Mays used his utter genius to make the new product overnight. Now everyone uses it, without even knowing it.
There have been many heroic efforts by individuals and groups to clean up the many spills of oxymorons but these have been largely unsuccessful and led, indirectly, to the Darwin Awards. 
Scientologists make use of the substance to attract converts (and, in some cases, convicts).
==Other meanings==
"Oxymoron" is also a word for a scrapyard worker who has enough intelligence to light an oxyacetylene torch and to cut up metal objects with it, and no more.
==Well-known oxymorons==
* Microsoft Works
* Great Britain
* Hollywood Values
* Military Intelligence
* Compassionate Conservative
* Vacation Bible school
* Jewish Cuisine
==See also==
*George W. Bush
*Idiocracy
*Jessica Simpson
*Poetic Justice
Category:Science
Category:Oxymorons
Category:Chemistry
Category:Hybrid subjects
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Oyster card

The Oyster Card is a piece of plastic commonly held to allow one to enter any part of London using the power of magnets and "computer tomfoolery". They are to be feared and respected, just like the Royal Family or Ant & Dec. There is, however, a very dark secret to their usage. Oyster Cards are in fact where all of the microchips Bill Gates planned to put in vaccines ended up, meaning anybody who owns an Oyster Card hears the Windows XP boot-up sound whenever they wake up, making people confused and hopeful for a future where Windows Vista never existed, which unfortunately it did. Oyster Cards make travelling in London marginally less difficult although sadly not reducing the number of incidents where homeless people hapazardly relieve themselves onto expensive garments and jewellery. right|thumb|130px|Afro...
==Take the rough with the smooth==
It's well plastic, two tone blue on blue. Put it on the machine, green light goes on, machine goes beep. What more can you really expect out of life?? I know it, and you know it, even your mum knows it: the Oyster card is the shit. If you got one in your pocket, then you're fresh like Daisy Duke.
===Squash your Beef===
The haters, they talk and talk and talk.... It doesn't work if you go overland to Romford or whatever, but it's not as if Tfl is in the business of providing an integrated transport network is it? And who the fuck lives in Romford anyway? Seriously did you ever meet someone that lives in Romford. I know it hurts inside, but we are all here for you. 
===You Too Johnny Foreigner!===
Every tourist that comes to London thinks they've been rinsed when they find out that the trip from Heathrow they paid £18 for only really costs £1.20, but who are tourists anyway, and where do they come from. Think about that before you go talkin like a idiot.
==Minor Technicalities==
To get you from A to B, the Oyster card needs to be well juiced with liquidity. The word on the street is that Ken Livingstone individually 'Baptises' each card before it sees the light of day.
===Facts and figures===
Ok, k.......... enough chat about all the ins and outs. Let's just let the numbers do the talking:
*Since its launch in 2003 over 17 million Oyster cards have been sold. When you consider that the population of the greater London metro area is around 13 million, it doesn't take a mathematical genius to work that if you live in London you've probably got something like 6 oyster cards.
*To date the Oyster card has saved 1420 lives and £149,080,000.
*If I won the lottery I'd put £2400 on my Oyster card.
*The Oyster card is more than just big, it's massive in a truly massive way.
==See also==
*Lobster Card
Category:Transportation
Category:London
Category:Shellfish
Ozric Tentacles

The Ozric Tentacles (also known as The Ozrics) are a rock band formed when an Octopus and a Squid found some band equipment underwater, and decided to form a band, after becoming humans somehow when they swam ashore.
== Creation ==
What led to the creation of the Ozric Tentacles was when Ozric, The Octopus and Asterid, the Squid, were swimming around one day when a dogfish was chasing a catfish at high speeds, crashing into both of them, making them sink to the bottom of the ocean, while they were at the bottom, the two of them saw something in the distance, so they swam up to it, and they both realized that they had just found some band equipment, so they both grabbed some equipment, and swam around looking for land, when they found some, they went up onto land, becoming humans somehow, when they met Ed Wynne, their roadie/future bassist, when he saw what Ozric and Asterid found, he offered to fix/clean the band equipment they found, so they could use it, and the rest is history.
== Present day ==
Ozric and Asterid share super-stardom as of today, playing at sold out shows, to millions of fans, and make tons and tons of money, no plans of breaking up, or calling it quits has come up between the band at this current time.
== Future plans? ==
In an interview conducted by a friend of the band, Ozric said that there were plans for a new album in the near future, and that he was surprised that the original band members have lasted this long. When asked about a Heart With a Bloody Knife tatoo recently spotted on his back, he had this to say; "The tatoo on my back showing a heart with a bloodied knife represents that love hurts, and when you get hurt through love, it's like a knife stabbed into your heart, when you feel the emotional pain of it all." Ozric also said that he hopes the band will prosper in the next generation, and that his music will reach a new set of fans in the next generation as well. "We have no plans of retiring as of yet, we're gonna keep truckin on, cos making music is what we love to do, and you gotta do what you love." Ozric said, closing the interview.
== Current band members ==
*Ozric the Octopus - Vocals
*Asterid the Squid - Vocals
*Ed Wynne - Bass guitar
*Bob Dole - Drums
==See also==
*Squid
*Octopus
*Bob Dole
*Crabs
Category:Underwater creatures
Category:Jam bands
Category:British musical groups
Ozzfest Destiny

Ozzfest Destiny is a belief in the God-given right to bite the heads off of small creatures and to urinate on national monuments. Popular within the United States (and in some years, Europe), it is the only philosophical theory that claims God and the Devil are working in tandem.
==Themes and Influences==
Historians have noted three key themes that are usually touched upon by advocates of Ozzfest Destiny:
# The desire amongst our disaffected youth to dress the same in the name of "individuality" and to gather at large outdoor areas to listen to depressing, loud music played by elderly men approaching retirement age.
# The mission to keep on spreading Rock to the Free World.
# Spreading the gospel of Ozzfest, the most unholy union of all metal that has ever been forged on this plane of existence.
==Consequences==
The spread of Ozzfest Destiny has had serious consequences on native peoples the world over. Many have rejected traditional forms of dress in favour of dark clothing, including leather, demin and garish cotton-based items featuring graphics of inverted crucifixes, mythical creatures and semi naked females in suggestive poses. Further to this, and often at odds with the dominant cultural traditions, Ozzfest Destiny has been shown to influence a change in musical and cinematic tastes in favour of loud, aggressive and often doomladen genres, often performed by artists with unusual names such as Quamire Blinkinsop, Dio and Zodiac Mindwarp.
Advocates of Ozzfest Destiny insist that the movement represents a paragon shift that can only truly be appreciated whilst sufficiently inebriated or otherwise under the influence of enough mind altering substances to down a large rhino. By playing music so loud that it can be heard in the next country over, proponents believe that we may all benefit from a future filled with sex and drugs and rock n roll, and justice for all.
==Principle Adherents==
From its inception onwards the primary font of all wisdom pertaining to Ozzfest Destiny has been John Michael Osbourne, an out of work entertainer and sometime street vagrant of Birmingham, England. From an early age John had an attraction to the dramatic forming a little known band of minstrels.
Supporting her husband as "Lady of the Holy Sepultura" Sharon "SHARON!!!" Osbourne is an often vocal and occasionally outspoken advocate for Ozzfest Destiny. 
==See Also==
* Manifest Destiny
* Manifold Sprocket
* Manfred Mann
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Category:Metal
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P. Danforth Some

"Some say..." 
"Some argue..."
"Some have raised questions..."
The opinions of this Some are repeated in articles worldwide. Just who is this Some, and what is it about his opinions that make everyone want to quote him?
== Dr. P. Danforth Some: The Man, the Philosopher, the Legend. ==
The Harvard professor Dr. P. Danforth Some is renowned for his amazing opinions on all manner of subjects. He is invoked by more editorial columnists than there are ants on a discarded donut. He is so highly esteemed that his name is treated grammatically as representing more than one person -- it is "Some believe" and "Some argue", rather than "Some believes", or "Some argues"-- because indeed, Some is more than just a man. 
His opinions have caused wars. They have stopped wars. His opinions have become the very engine that drives History itself.
Some suggest that this is just a myth invented to give credibility to the hacks at big newspapers and Wikipedia, who only wish to bolster their own opinions by assuming that there must be at least one other person who thinks the same way. This is one of the many jokes Dr. Some tells about himself, which keep his students in a state of constant, mildly annoyed, amusement. Some's cavalier attitude about his own opinions have caused certain people to call for locking the man away to protect the world from the sudden effects of Some's latest opinions.
In actuality, when people mean to editorialize, or otherwise cloak a horribly biased opinion in a veil of neutrality, they invoke Dr. Some's critics. Dr. Some, being highly controversial, has so many critics that just about any possible opinion can be held by "Some critics." There are those who hold Some critics in great esteem, and in many ways the imaginary force of Some critics has become a true rival of the real Dr. Some's power.
== The First or Second Mustache of Legend ==
The global distribution of Some's controversial opinions has led to speculation regarding whether he bears one of the Mustaches of Legend described by Abu Kuffar. Because there are doubts regarding the precise color of Some's mustache, it is uncertain which place he occupies in the prophecy.
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PAL

Like any good ol' TLA, PAL can mean any number of things -- from local cookies brand to MSDOS file extensions. Here's a small collection of what it means (or doesn't).
* PAL is a British food, sold mostly for dogs, and made from dead people's fingers and glue. It is slightly less noxious than (and not to be confused with) Matey, an acid bath ingredient concocted by St Davros out of spare oil. A third substance, Chum, is the result of a little-known alchemical process involving binding of Pal and Matey.
* In 1978 a family from Brighton managed to mix up these products, resulting in the infamous news headline "Pal/Chum/Matey Confusion: Dog Foams At Mouth, Kids Bathe In Meat".
* PAL was once used in the United States as a choice for a type of Wendy's chili. It was not a success and Wendy's dropped that chili selection from its menu after one serving.
* As a television standard, PAL is not to be confused with the US system NTSC, which is known mostly for making your telly look like a ferry. Ever the obstinate ones, the French have chosen not to adhere to the PAL standard and have instead opted for Caligou.
* PAL (Personal Artillery Launcher) is one of the many cannons used to fire Panty Shots
* PAL (Partial Allocation Label) is a filesystem supposted by many operating systems, where each feature consists on the ability to crash into varied and interesting ways. It got sacked by the american corporations when was discovered the bit 47 was a 'Vive la France' bit.
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