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SOMEONE PLEASE HELP

One Night, I was in my bed room. Then, I thought well i'll play some Call f Duty: Black Ops 2. So i loaded it up, and instead of the usual menu, It showed Call Of Satan: Hell Ops 2. I was scared to death, but i, instead of quiting like a wussy, I continued playing which was a big mistake. I started the the game and what i saw was horrible. Instead of the usual menu for Zombies, Multiplayer, and Campaign. Instead of that it said Devil Slayer, Angels Vs. Devils, and Road To Hell. So i selected Devil Slayer. When the screen showed up the levels were Hell, Heaven, and Earth. So i selected Earth to make this as sane as i could considering the other things i saw, but this was worse i saw people getting murdered and it almost looked like i was playing a game with real world looks and graphics and the blood looked like someone had tortored a person and took pics of the blood and uploaded it for the graphics. So then i was setting there playing then all of a sudden, my character burst into flames and was burnt into ashes. It was horrific i saw his flesh and organs burning into a crisp. So I played for a while more and when i died it automaticly sent me to the hell level like i activated something by dieing. So i played it for a while and then all of a sudden it said "YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!" Then a skeleton came out of the screen and grabbed me!!! I fought it off me and ran to my room and locked the door!!! Then it started to brake down the door, luckily me and my brother had one door connecting the rooms. My younger brother who's 22 was out with his friends at this time so i was alone in the house, and my brother builds alot so he had boards, nails, and a hammer in his closet. So i boarded up the doors and the monster is trying brake through them as we speak. I am righting this on a laptop in my brothers room as we speak i only wish someone will help me goodbye people.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
SONIC

A few months ago, I found a game at a yard sale which had a blank label with "SONIC" written on it. The man gave me the game for $30, so I knew it was good. I took it home and put it into my NES machine. When it turned on, the music of Green hill was playing slowly and distorted. The sky was blood red and Sonic was decapitated. I said "Fuck dis shit" and I threw the game away.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Shortpasta
SOOPER MORIO DIES!!!!!1!!1111

So. Today i ordered a piece of shit bootlegged Sega Saturn game (that was for some strange reason 
a copy of "Super Hornio Brothers") at some shit garage sale that only sold $5 Macbooks. I asked if i could have the cartridge. And then the Chinese man typed in something to Google Translate, and said "For this game , but do not fight , or you will die ! Play the game at your peril ! Otherwise, you will pay the consequences damn.". Not having a clue what he said, I took the game and put it in my shitty Sega Saturn. Shit spewed everywhere because i realized the Sega Saturn took discs and not fucking game cartridges. That guy ripped me off! I quickly realized that it was for the SNES, which I had! So i plugged into my SNES and snorted a shit ton of Cock Juice. Then the game turned on to one of the most bloody and horrific things I will ever see in my entire life. I saw a cock ejaculating on the screen. The white stuff was unbearable. And then it told me to press the "Start" button, Which happened to appear on my cock. I started the game and i saw what was a faint figure. it was Mario! but there was something coming out of where his zipper on his pants should be. It was about 34578349574389457389 inches long. He then shoved it into what looked like a black sprite of princess peach. You could see it come out of her mouth. Out of curiosity, I pressed the left button and then shit my pants. I went to the bathroom to wipe my ass and then, I come back to a red screen. Then i realized, "what if this is all a glitch?" So i restarted my SNES and it exploded. My house caught fire but. I thought it was a glitch, after all. Everything but my TV broke. So I played as Mario after restarting the game after 111111 minutes. and then Mario hung himself. I violently vomited for the next 5 hours. After that i ejaculated into my living room. I realized the house was repaired, but Mario stood in my room. "Gotta Go fast!" was playing in the background, as Mario shook his bloody meat. I was petrified. I called the doctor, but he told me to stop letting monkeys ejaculate all over my couch. I called the cops, but they arrested me for having a shorter dick than Mario. I now sit in jail and he hung himself in front of my cell so he wouldn't get charges pressed against him. Fuck mario, If you ever see him, no matter how small your penis is, rub your dick all over the screen. Or else he will "cum" for you.
Category:NSFW
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
SORRY, Pocket God Creepypasta

One day I was just laying down in my bed, carelessly listening to music, until I suddenly got bored. I decided to play with some of the apps on my IPhone. I pressed the little circle and it took me back to the menu. I scrolled to the right a few times until I reached Pocket God.
I haven't played it in like, four or five months, so why not? I tapped on the app icon and it went right into it. It was on the loading screen with those little pocket god news boxes. After a few seconds it was done loading, but it seemed different. It was at the Sand Island with the octopus statue like always, but the screen was dimmed, and the music was distorted and playing at a lower, slower pitch like some kind of funeral march.
A chill ran down my spine. But I continued. I tapped the add pygmy button, and a pygmy dropped out of the sky, only there was one problem.
It was dead.
I tapped the add pygmy button again and another dead pygmy fell out of the sky. The other scary part was their names were changed to DEAD all in capital letters. The game must have been hacked or something. I tapped the add pygmy button a few more times and more dead pygmies fell.
I decided I'd click on the map, so I did, but the map was different. The background wasn't tan, it was red. This time I knew for sure there was something wrong with the game. Anyway, I continued. I selected Ape Island. This time, the music was normal, but the screen was dimmer than Sand Island, and all of the dead pygmies were gone. I clicked add pygmy six times and all six pygmies fell. They were laying in a dead position, but this time, their eyes were open, they were also black with red pupils, and their mouths hung open.
Another chill ran down my spine. So now I had possessed pygmies in a dead position. I just looked at them, staring at me with those red eyes. I was getting creeped out, so I decided I'd change the islands again. I went to the map, and its background was still red. I clicked on Graveyard Island and it took me there. The screen was lighter than that of Ape Island's, but it was still dim. And the music was distorted and slow again. I tapped on the add pygmy button once, and two pygmies fell out of the sky. They were in a regular dead position again without those piercing red eyeballs. But their mouths still hund open like a possessed pygmy.
Suddenly, a ghost flew out of one. It just floated there for a second. I slid my finger from it to the top left of the screen to guide it to the light, but it didn't move. I tried again, and the light appeared, But this time it was black. I lifted my finger immediatley. Suddenley, the ghost's expression turned into a demonic simle.
Then it mouthed out something, and the sound came out very staticy. But I could tell that it was mouthing out the word Go. I quickly Xed out of Pocket God. Now my hands are quivering and my heart is pounding.
Now I am way too nervous to play Pocket God again.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
SO VERREH SKERREH

HAI! SO I WAS WALKIN DOWN DIS ALLEY WHEN I SAW CELESTIA, PATRIXXX, SKRILIX, DEADMAU5, MARTY, AND CHORLIE GORDON! DEY BEAT ME UP AND GAVE ME DIS BOX. IN IT WERE 3 CDS AND A DVD. I LISTEND TO DEM.,
DA FIRST CD WAS FROWN BY DA BEACH BOIS! DA SECOND WAS LIKE IF SKRILLEX TOOK A DUMP AND WUB WUBED IT! THE FINAL WAS PATRIXXX KILLIN ORPHANS AND I SHED TEAR! DA DVD CONTAINED A LOST EPISUDE OF TEAM AMERICA WORLD OPLICe!!!!
Only a rough plot of what happened is available. It is in proper english and grammar.
"So, Lisa kills Sarah while Gary stabs Chris and then Hans Brix shoots Kim Jong Il while there's blood everywhere. It then cuts to Michael Moore's exploded dead body and the episode ends."
AFTER I WATCHED IT I POOED MY PANTS AND THE HOUSE EXPLODED FROM A SHIT CONCUSION BLAST!
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ND DEN
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SKELETON
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Memes
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Shortpasta
SPACE HILBILYYS 2: THEY RUSTLED ONE TOO MANY JIMMIES

SO AFTER DA SPACE HILBILYYS BLU UP EARTH THE GORILLA MUNCH CAME IN AND SAID "THAT REALLY RUSTLED MY JIMMIES" AND THE SPACE HILBILLYS SAID "NO F YOU MONKY MAN SASQUATCH" AND GORILLA MUNCH ATE THEM!!!
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Memes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
SPACE HILLBILYYS

SO ONCE NASA SENT A MAN TO THE MOON BUT HE WAS ATTACKED BY SPACE HILBILYS! THEY GOT IN THEIR REDNECK SHUTTLE (IT WAS A BUNCH OF TRAILERS AND TRUCKS FUSE TOGETHER) AND ATTACKED DA MAN! DEN THEY BLEW UP EARTH WITH DA BILLY LASER!
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
SPAGHETTO AND MEETBALLS

Day 1
I was a regular spaghetti fan. You know, like Mario and Luigi. I would eat any pasta I wanted. I like Creepypasta, Trollpasta, and even Spinpasta. But one day, I got so pissed at spaghetti that I didn't eat it for a month.
I was getting hungry for dinner. I looked in my refrigerator and said," AW SHITE NO SPAGHETTO 4 ME!" I then ate BRUSELL SPOUTS and CARRITS for dinner, because I didn't have anything else I wanted to eat.
Day 2
I went to the local Walmart to get spaghetti. I searched the food section over 9000 times until I asked the manager where the spaghetti was. He said," SURRY WE GOTS NO SPAGGETI HERE TOADAY." I threw him into the ceiling and then a skeleton popped out. I drove back to my house to use the last solution: making my own.
Day 3
Since I had no ingredients for spaghetti, I got to Shrek's house and raided it for meatballs and other things.(Not) Surprisingly, there were a lot of onions. Then, Shrek came out of nowhere and threw an onion at my cock. I kicked him in the gut, causing him to fall ogre on the ground. I quickly ran away with Shrek's stuff and the meatballs. Shrek yelled, "THIS ISN'T OGRE YET!" I threw an onion at his face.
I went to Mario's house and knocked on the door. Mario greeted me. I asked him if he had any spaghetti and he said," Yes, I have some! Let me-a get it!" About 10 minutes later, he came out with a bowl of spaghetti.Mario gave it to me and I walked off. Toad saw the spaghetti and said, "CANE I HAEV YOUR SPOGETTA?" I took Toad and threw him into a pipe. He said," KAN I EAT SUMTHING ELES?" I then threw an onion at Toad's big head.
Day 4
I was finally ready to eat my spaghetti! I was about to take a bite from it until I further inspected it. It had onion all over it! I hate onions! I threw it in the trash without thinking. That was my only spaghetti that I had! Oh well, guess I have to eat something else.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shrek
Category:Mario
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Jornel
Category:Shortpasta
SPOILER ALERT: THE BIRD KILLS WOODY

"HEEEEY BIRDY" woody grinned at the bird
"who are you?" asked the bird
"im gonna put a snake in your trunk"
"nope because 
you'll never catch me
you'll never catch me
you'll never catch me
cause imma biiiird 
and im walkin away, im walkin away
because im a bird
you'll never catch me
you'll never catch me
you cannot, catch, a bird"
before woody knew what was going on the bird flew at his face and started ripping out his eyes and it tore him to peices then pooped on him then blew him to peices then walked away 
so dont mess with birds
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Shortpasta
SPONEGBOB

One day, i found out about the lost spongebob episode redmist, i wanted to see it. but i could not fined it anywere, so i went to a nearby stores and could not find it. i  saw my frend dead at his hoouse and i went over there. he gave me a disk called sponegbob.EXE. It was written in hyper realistic BLOOD. he told me to distroy it but i saw spongebob ritten on it and i wanted to watch it but i aksidentally stepped on m frends face and he died again,. so i went home ant downloded the cd ontu my computer and it exploded but i didnt care. i watched the episode. i paused the episode. i got a drink. i unpaused the episode. i kept watching.
the title was the krusty krab training video. i got mad beacuse it wasnt a new episode so i threw my computer out a window and shot it. but i picked it up and kept on watching. the episode had very slow music that sounded like lavenderp town forbackwards and there was no voices . but when it got to the part with mr krabs showing the tools he said 'YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. But just then STEVEN HILLENBERG JUMPED IN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND SHOT ME A BAJILLION TIMES. THEN SPONGEBOB . EXE WAS THERE AND HE KILLED HIM. then i continued watching even though my house was now a scorching pile of rubble. BUT JUST THEN CHUCK NORRIS CAME IN AND PUNCHED ME AND I EXPLODED AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT THE END. Then i remembered i was an intern at nickolodeon and i could have gotten the episode there, but whatever.
boo.exe
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Im died
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Shortpasta
SPONGEBOBCRYING.AVI

So when I was little I use to love to watch a show called SpongeBob Squarepants. It was a good show back then but I just grow up and I'm feel tired of it.
So one day I want to see SpongeBob again. So I go to the internet and saw this mysterious website. So I enter this site. And there it show a download button to have free spongebob episodes. I just press download and I go to file called Spongebobcrying.avi. I just guessed it just a troll so I said "OK let's give this a try". So I press the play button.
It started with the normal Spongebob episode. But when it show the title it just blank. Also when it show the credits. The episode started outside of SpongeBob's house. It zoomed in on a window of the pineapple house revealing SpongeBob sitting infront of his kitchen table. He was rather sad and depressed and he was crying. Almost like the voice actor was actually crying to make this scene. Then he stopped crying and said " I lost my job, I lost my hope, and I lost everything". Then later he wrote a note which it said this.
" To all my friends. I lose my job. Life is just not fair and miserable. So I take my life to end my miserable life. If you see this never tell everyone. Just hid my body and said that I just get mysteriously disappear to the police. I am now writing this in my final minutes of my life."
I was horrified. Why SpongeBob want to die. There is still hope here. But During the episode SpongeBob was shaking. He was trying to hold a gun. And said his final word which was "Goodbye". Then later he shot himself then lay down on the floor with blood pouring around his head and soaking the floor in his house. Then later Gary came to his lifeless body. Attempting to wake up SpongeBob. Then Gary said to the camera in a voice that sounded like Lois Griffin from family guy "This is what happens when somebody looses their happiness." Then the episode end with the whole screen fading black.
I was shocked that the creator of Spongebob make that episode or the maker of this site is good at animating. Then later it sent a virus in my computer which sometime I just hear SpongeBob crying while I do work even when I mute it. I still scare about it. But her one question
"Why they make this and why I watch that episode?"
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pointless Violence
SPONGEBOB I CAN'T TAKE IT

So it was all the way back in 2007, when I was sad that a SpongeBob episode was delayed. But when I was scrolling through amazon to buy something, I found a VHS tape that was apparently the exact episode that was delayed. So because it was only 15 Cents, I bought it. It surprisingly arrived 2 hours later, when the delivery date was only supposed to be in 3 days. I thought it was weird but I just decided to put it in the VHS player. It started normally with the intro, nothing too much then, the title card read "SpongeBob's Vacation" I was excited.
So it started with squidward getting ready, he had all his vacation stuff all packed up and he went outside, then he saw SpongeBob, ready for a vacation too! SpongeBob said "Hey squidward!" then ran over to squidward, SpongeBob said "Ready squidward? I can't believe we are going on a vacation together!" The words looped in squidward head as he couldn't believe what was going on, he thought he was going alone! it then cut to them on an island, it was them on a hammock, then a tsunami hit! It was crashing through as people cried and screamed. Then I was surprised! I thought "maybe it's all okay" . It went to them at home, they were sitting down, they seemed just blank, some eerie music was in the background, then static went on the screen for about 30 seconds. I thought it was my old TV, but everything I did did not work. After the static, something on the screen appeared, it was text reading out the words "SPONGEBOB, I CAN'T TAKE IT" maybe it was squidward, getting mad about how dumb SpongeBob was, but it just kept going on a loop! It would say "SPONGEBOB, I CAN'T TAKE IT" then after three seconds it would disappear, 5 seconds later, it would say "SPONGEBOB, I CAN'T TAKE IT" it just kept going, after it repeating itself for 5 minutes, after that, it went to the bikini bottom news, the news anchor talks about a suicide! The description matched squidward! Squidward killed himself! This made me go crazy! I never thought that Steven Hillenburg himself would make this! It then cut to SpongeBob crying on the couch, it was playing a creepy music, gave me lavender town vibes, after him crying for half an hour, it stopped, like the episode, it literally just went to the credits, but at the end, it showed squidward, in a empty bathtub, with a knife in his chest, the episode then went to black, and the VHS popped out, when i showed the police they thought i was messing with them, but no, this was real! It was driving me crazy! I then threw the VHS in the incinerator, that is my story. Thank you for reading this stupid monstrosity.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:SpongeBob
SPONGEBOB MINDFUCK

So I was working as an intern at Nickeldeon when suddenly a VHS Tape was thrown away so I looked what it was and it said "DEAD MINDFUCK" THEN A SKELETON APPARED AND THE INTERNS BECAMSE SKITTLES THEN SUDDLY WE WERE IN A ROOM AND AND THERE WAS CAKE THEN THE MAKER OF SPONGEBOB OPENS THE DOOR HE GETS ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR. EVERYONE LIVED HAPPY AFTER.... NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN THEY SUCKED A SQUISHY COCK FOR LIFE AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED EACHOTHER!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Memes
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
SQIDWARD BOB GRIEVING SUICIDE APPY BART IS LOST RARE LOST SCARY EPISODE COVE BOOTLEG MOUSE.AVI

SOW I IS A WERKER AT NICKYLODIONETWERK PLANIT CENTROL JR.CHANEL XD FAMILY FX SWIM N DIS GI GIVZ MEH A FLOPPY DVD VHS DISC CARTRIJE N HE TOLD MEH 2 WACH IT N I SAIZ OK N IT SAD SQUIDWARD BOB GRIEVING SUICIDE APPY BART IS LOST RARE LOST SCARY EPISODE COVE BOOTLEG MOUSE.AVI. I SAIZ I WACH IT N IT STARTZ WIT SQUIDWARD SHOOTIN HIMSELF WILE SPONGEBOB WAKS DOWN 6 BULDINS OVR N OVR AND DEN IT SHOWZ HIZ DIZIMBODYD HED N DEN BART JUZ CRASHD IN HIZ AIRPLANE N A APPY HAPPY SAIZ DATZ NATURAL KIDZ N DEN PIRITZ SAIZ U HAV 2 GO INSIDE N DEN STATIC STARTZ N DEN A SKELITIN POPD OUT DEN HOO WUZ DA FLOPPY DVD VHS DISC CARTRIJE?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:File Extensions
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
STARSHOT.KAWAII

I'm a big fan of Nintendo 64, and I especially love the more obscure titles in the library. So when my buddy Kyle told me about a game called Starshot Of The Space Circus, I just had to play it. I searched many online stores to no avail, until I came across a copy at a yard sale one day. Strangely enough, the label was partially peeled off, and someone had scribbled "STARSHOT.KAWAII" on it in their best serial-killer handwriting, with a pink pen. It seemed a bit odd, but it was being sold for 25 cents, so how could I resist? When I got home, I dusted off my N64 and popped the game in. The screen went pixelated for a few seconds, then the game came up. Oddly, it skipped past the title screen and went straight into the game. For some reason I started off on Killer Expo, rather than the starting location of Tensuns. I figured that the previous owner had played it before they sold it to me, so I played on. The mission indicator told me to go to Torture World, so I headed there. But when I went inside the building, the screen went entirely black. I thought it was a glitch, so I reset the console. When the game came back up, Starshot was chained up in the middle of a completely empty room. I pressed all the buttons, but none of them did anything. Suddenly, a message box appeared on-screen. "WELCOME TO TORTURE WORLD. ENJOY YOUR STAY!!" The next thing I saw was absolutely horrible. Several creatures came out and began to desu poor Starshot to death. The speakers filled with choruses of "kawaii" and "nyan", and the screen turned a horrific pink color. Suddenly, a picture of Starshot, all desued up, appeared on the screen, his eyes were huge and shiny and he was covered in hyper realistic sparkles, and it was all 2kawaii4me so I turned the game right off. The next day, I buried the cartridge somewhere in my backyard. I will never be the same after that horrifying experience. And whatever you do, never, ever play a game called STARSHOT.KAWAII.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta