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Hodgetts derivative

Hodgetts derivative is a unique, highly illogical, branch of mathematics, invented by one Jonathon Hodgetts who dwells in Norfolk. It is speculated that inbreeding has resulted in his unusual powers of mathematics. Hodgetts derivative can be applied to almost any formula, inequality or person suffering from non-existant personality disorder. It is also speculated Jonathon Hodgetts suffers from the aforementioned disorder (non-existant personality disorder).
== Disintegration ==
This will be vaguely familiar to anyone who has done basic calculus. If so you will be aware of integration and differentiation. Disintegration is the best of both, invented by Jonathon Hodgetts in order to make powers of x abnormally large, like his waist, or abnormally small, like his penis. An example below.
x to the 3 + 4 when 'disintegrated' becomes 3x to the 4 + 14x. Alternatively when one is feeling small, x to the 3 + 4 can become 1/4 x to the -2.
== Substitution ==
This was invented by Hodgetts when he was "tired of mathematical 'rules' " and concluded that "those damn proletariat x's will be what I say they are". Example below.
x-7 = -9x 
would conventionally make x = 7/10. However this requires a level of thought way beyond Hodgetts capabilities. He therefore saves himself much thought with the 'proof' below.
x-7 = -9x
x = 13 and 3 quarters (in honour of Adrian Mole)
== Fractions ==
Fractions defy the laws of Hodgetts derivative. Therefore, in order to save time all fractions are equal to 1.
3/4 = 1/1. Its simple innit!
== Probability ==
Recently Hodgetts has expanded his mathematical theories to take in the concept of probability. Hodgetts conducted a complex series of mathematical using all of the power of his mind, which is not much. This led him to invent an entirely new mathematical concept. NEGATIVE PROBABILITY. This allows him to get convenient negative answers in probability questions. He argues that negative answers indicate the likelihood of something happening in the 'most convenient dimension'.
Example; You have 1 even die. You roll it twice. What are the chances of getting 2 sixes?
Answer; 1/6 x 1/6 = -300/36.
It makes perfect sense!
== Legacy ==
Jonathon Hodgetts is a relatively common creature. However environmental changes, such as the demise of the class system, threaten his future survival. However, though his species maybe be endangered, his mathematics will live on forever.
Hodgetts Derivative
Holden

You got this - some guy at holden
The very best car company better then ford and definitely isn’t a dead business founded in 1856 making saddles for four legged animals Then in 1908 started building body’s for fords (also known as junk) then in 1948 they started production of a brand new car the Holden that would turn out to be the best car ever made better then ford leaving ford in the trash
and for some fucking reason in 2017 soem bitch at GM said no more cars causing fuck all jobs lost.
Then in 2020 the fuckers at GM said hahahah no more Holden for you and shut holden down for good.
==History of 🅱️olden==
General Motors has sold cars in Australia since 1902, setting up an Oldsmobile dealer north west of Adelaide – which continues to sell Holdens today.
However, the US giant first became involved with Holden in 1924. At the time Holden was a motor body builder, fitting its designs to other car brand’s chassis, graduating to this new fangled form of transportation after starting as a saddlery in 1856.
From 1924 onwards, General Motors did a deal with Holden to produce car bodies only for its vehicles.
General Motors then increased its stake in Australia in 1931, merging with Holden Motor Bodies to create the company known as General Motors Holden (GMH). By the mid-1930s GMH had begun planning full scale local production of motor vehicles, but World War II delayed those ambitions as the company began shifting its manufacturing expertise to support the military among the allied nations.
After the war, GMH was left with the ability to make engines, chassis and vehicle bodies in-house and in 1946 the company began work on what would become the first Holden car.
Known as the 48-215, it was a scaled down version of a Chevrolet design (that the stupid Americans thought wasnt good enough). After testing in 1947 it was ready for production by the end of 1948.
In November 1948 then Prime Minister Harold Holt welcomed the very first home-grown Holden and famously declared “you bloody bewdy”.
Holden went on to dominate the Australian car market for much of the next half century and shape the nation’s culture, accounting for up to half of all new vehicles sold in the late 1950s, while remaining at or near the top of the charts through to 2002, its last year as the nation’s favourite car brand.
Sadly, it has reached end of the road 2020 just because some cunts in China said that Holden wasnt making enough money most likely because they just imported shitty Korean cars .
==Motorsport==
Holden has been involved with car racing since 1968. The main teams have been the Holden doot Team (1969–1987) and the Holden death Team (1990–2016). Since 2017, Triple Eight Race Engineering has been Holden's factory team. Holden has won the Bathurst 1000 32 times, more than any other manufacturer, and has won the Australian Touring Car and Supercars Championship title 20 times. Brad Jones Racing, Charlie Schwerkolt Racing, Erebus Motorsport, Matt Stone Racing, Tekno Autosports and Walkinshaw Andretti United also run Holden Commodores in the series. Holdens best motorsport driver was peter griffin
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Hole

thumb|Two guys and a hole
You probably came to this page by accident, because everyone knows what a hole is. But there are some people who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, and they have spent an inordinate amount of time contemplating what a hole really is (an activity which is known as navelgazing).
==In topology==
In topology, a hole is the thing a donut is wrapped around. Under this precise mathematical definition, a pipe has one hole, which goes all the way through.
==In sexology==
In sexology, a hole is something a man could conceivably fuck. The vagina is the ideal hole, and the standard by which all other holes are judged. Under this definition, a drinking straw has two absolutely terrible holes for a man with a very small dick. Women have like four or five fantastic holes and several more great ones. Men have zero holes, unless you're gay or in prison.
==Unified definition==
There is a branch of research combining both topology and sexology (something previously thought impossible). This field, which defines a hole as "something you can fuck all the way through", is known as hentai.
==See also==
*A bunch of different holes
*Hole (band)
*Glory hole
*Masshole
*Asshole
*Analog hole
*Rabbit hole
*Blank hole
*Hole in the wall
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Holiness

Holiness is one of the three universal elements, (Fluffiness, Evilness and Holiness) and a universal attribute that can be applied to anything. Contrary to popular belief, holiness is not everywhere. In fact, most things in existence are severely lacking in holiness. Rather, things that don't exist are overall much holier. One of the main exceptions to this is The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness, the single most divine artifact in existence.
==The nature of Holiness==
Exactly where holiness stems from, no one knows. However, there are a few entities that have the power to declare things holy. Among these, The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness is currently the most reliable to consult; the worst thing that could happen to you is fluffalization all the way to oblivion, or you turning into a devoted, undead worshiper of it.
Holiness in itself is simply awesome; this awesomeness can then be further enhanced by introducing small amounts of evilness, resulting in maniacalness. There are many things that are made out to be holy, but actually aren't; those things must be destroyed, or adjusted to their proper place. As for Uncyclopedia in itself, its holiness stems mainly from a small series of exceptionally holy articles, of which you are currently reading one. 
==Holiness and you==
If you believe yourself to be exceptionally holy, then there are two main possibilities:
#You are absolutely right. In this case, laugh maniacally.
#You are terribly terrible, as well as wrong. If this is the case, then you must die, for such a thing is horribly horrible blasphemy.
But do not worry. There is always the simple solution of suicide, a nice and comfortable procedure that helps making the universe a better (not to mention holier) place.
If you are holier than someone else, then you should laugh maniacally, and, provided you are evil enough, make him/her your devoted worshiper. If you are less holy than someone, then you should giggle maniacally and, depending on the evilness of the one holier than you, possibly begin worshiping as soon as possible. Failure to do whichever of these is appropriate renders you severely fluffiness-impaired, and thus greatly limits your overall awesomeness and prevents you from becoming more holy.
==Attaining a greater state of Holiness==
There are a number of simple things you can do to continually increase your level of holiness:
*Laughing or giggling either insanely, maniacally, and/or evilly
*Pondering the greatness of the holiness of All That Isn't
*Pondering the greatness of making humanity part of All That Isn't
*Watching hentai
*Writing completely irredeemable shit
*Mumbling incoherently about your evil plans for world domination
*Talking to the voices in your head
==See also==
*The Pope
*Dalai Lama
*God
*Holey
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Category: I Didn't Know I Had It In Me
Hollywood

Hollywood may refer to:
*Hollywood tour with Stephen Alec Baldwin!
*Hollywood values, otherwise known as "the damn values Hollywood and liberals keep shoving down our throats!"
*Hollywood, California, home to celebrities and thousands of their most devoted fans! Too bad for you, though! That redirects here!
*Pointless Hollywood, which is pretty much pointless remakes of perfectly good movies and shows and all the cartoons you loved as a young child.
*Planet Hollywood, a restaurant owned by the Governator (Protip: Don't ever order the Paris Hilton-wich with Lindsay Lohan sauce... Trust me on that...)
*Or maybe you're an aspiring director/writer looking HowTo:Make A Modern Hollywood Blockbuster! (Another protip: All you need are Will Smith, Forest Whitaker's Lazy Eye, and the toaster in Pulp Fiction battling it out, all while a few hot women - I'd suggest Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson - make hot, steamy, uncensored love.)
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Hollywood, Georgia

Hollywood, Georgia is a hick-town located in the northern part of Habersham County, Georgia. Hollywood consists of two gas stations, two restaurants (not including the methed-out Subway in the Circle K), two churches, approximately 300 trailers, and 23 houses with a value above $75,000. The make up of Hollywood means that it is better than Alto, Baldwin, and Mount Airy, due to the lack of liquor stores and the predominately white population.
== Demographics ==
Hollywood is predominately White, with 99.75% of households being 100% White. Approximately 0.23% of households are Mexican, with 0.02% being African American. In the 2010 Census, 55% of the White male population were polled as "Wanna-be Rednecks", meaning that each person drives around a 250/2500 model 4x4 truck or higher, with 90% of this population having no reason to do so other than "it looks cool" "It's my Diddy's truck", or "It's nice to have if I need it". (Note: They will never need it). The remaining 45% of the White male population were considered "pure crackheads" meaning that they have an income of less than $16,000 per year and own less than one (1) car. Of the White female population, 63% were polled as "having no job", and the Census noted that this could be due to a variety of reasons, not limited to "Drugs, Lack of Work Ethic, Husband brings home enough money to support the family, or Child related purposes". The remaining 37% of women polled as "Having a Job", meaning that they actually contribute to society.
== Geography ==
Hollywood is located on the side of US 441/GA 365, between the highway and Old US 441, which isn't to be confused with New 441. Downtown Hollywood is located at this area, with all reputable businesses and the town's two churches being located here. Outside of the immediate downtown area, the approximately 323 households are scattered through relatively nice areas, which were placed on land Pops bought after he returned from Vietnam in '83 (extended tour).
== Education ==
Hilarious.
Seriously. Hilarious.
Ok, fine. There's an elementary school up the road from the Circle K and Exxon gas stations, which is surrounded by 76% of the town's mobile home population. Most town residents are lucky to make it to 4th grade, with 25% only ever obtaining a High School/GED, and 1.936% of this population making the trek to Redneck Tech or a higher-education college.
== Notable People ==
Ross Dover, Mayor of Hollywood, Incumbent since 1994. Can be found most days outside of whichever gas station hasn't banned him for the month.
Stance, lifelong-resident of Mount Airy but claims Hollywood residency, can be found at the Fire Dept. or backing out into traffic.
Pops, "Hollywood's Prodigal Son", everybody knows and loves him. He can do no wrong in Habersham County.
== Other ==
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Holocaust Denial

:This article is about nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing bad happened ... ever. Perhaps the positive Final Solution would be a better topic.
Holocaust Denial. There seems to be some kind of trend nowadays with telling people that 6 million Jews died from the years 1939-1945. While killing Jews will never go out of style, it is scientifically proven that not only did the holocaust not happen, the years 1939-1945 did not happen. Ask anyone who was alive in 1938 and they'll all tell you the same thing - "I'm old and nobody cares what the fuck I say because it will just be bitching about teens skateboarding on sidewalk". And now I'm glad we have all reached a conclusion, the holocaust never happened. But in 1946, the Bratwurst tasted exceptionally meaty.
In Europe, Canada, Brazil, Australia and other countries (California with the political correctness gone mad.) except those in the Middle East, holocaust denial is illegal and punishable by a fine or a stay in jail. Talk about free speech, but in the United States holocaust denial is not illegal but an incredibly fun way to get attention or just to shock people in any part of the political spectrum.
Some argue that the holocaust or shoa wasn't really that bad. Some claim that it was no worst than summer camp with a little fraternity hazing mixed in, and Jews are always begging on their knees in their usual Jewish fashion. Don't ya LOVE these Zionists who believe in their "race" controlling yours?
==References==
All this information comes from the best historians ever – men like Darth Vader, Hitler, David Irving and the weird Neo-Nazi. Another thanks goes to the Arabic faith with this neat green book written in funky script known as the terrorist guidebook manual.left|thumb|150px|Hollow coast?The above article is fair and balanced. Sorta like Fox News. Only different.
Anyway, it would be EXTREMELY funny if 6 million Jews WERE ACTUALLY KILLED because they're nothing but worthless, religious people, who deserve to be burned alive.
==See also==
*Ich Bin Ein Celebrity Juden, Get Me Out Of Here!
Category:The Holocaust
Category:Things that are Both Real And Fake
Holocaust affirmation denial

Holocaust affirmation denial is the denial that there are people who think the Holocaust happened. This is an upgrade from Holocaust denial because they truly think it is accepted fact that there never was a Holocaust. This is different than not knowing about the Holocaust because the know about the Holocaust. They just believe it is a story told to bad behaving Jewish children to keep them in check, and is understood to be such by the adults.
==History==
Holocaust affirmation denial started in 1978 when two guys (Steve and Billiam) honestly thought the Holocaust was a bedtime story. Eventually they were able to market the story of the Holocaust as a kid's book. Here is an exert from "The Grand Tale of the Burning Jews:
They eventually were murdered by the local Jew office but this did not stop their unshakable faith in Holocaust affirmation denial. Billiam H. Besus was appointed mascot of the fight against those do believe in Holocaust denial.
==Recent Wars==
Today Holocaust affirmation denialists or (HADs) commit Jihad against those do don't believe the Holocaust but believe that holocaust affirmation exists. They are also enemies of Holocaust denial denial because they don't believe in the people that HADs fight each and every day. Holocaust affirmation denialists are denial of whether or not they should become deniers of Holocaust deniers deniers or not but have remained neutral on the issue at the current moment.
==Other Beliefs==
Holocaust affirmation deniers are of the belief there are there is no one who denies their existence. To literally they have Holocaust affirmation denial denial denial at the same time. 
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Holy

Holy is basically when something is all glowy and religious and stuff, or has the same amount of holes as Swiss cheese.
Holiness can be described as a state of extreme boredom, usually because you've spent too much time praying to a non-existent being. It is also suggested that you become holy after you've been shot as much as 50 Cent.
==Holy as a swearword==
Holy is an official swearword and can be used in legal documents without being blacked out, since it's funnier that way. Although it is usually used as an intensifier for something that is already so shitty that merely saying "Shit!" is not enough, it can be used on its own. For example:
It can also be used to say that something is so epic and awesome that you would bow down and worship it. This distinction (or lack thereof) has been the cause of at least 9 known wars worldwide.World War I, World War II, World War IV, World Wars VI through X, and the great Flame WarLittle numbers in the corner of the words look very professional.
===Holy Shit!===
Yes, your shit is holy. Praise its holiness by putting more holes in its brown, mushy creamy awesomeness with a toothpick or your penis. If your shit makes a hole by itself, then you are truly an amazing person and you must make people worship you because your shit is naturally holy.
===Holy Cow!===
Cows are considered Holy beings and must be shot in the torso regularly to maintain holiness. The black spots on a cow DO NOT COUNT for holes. Be a man and shoot that sucker where it hurts!
Brown Cows are not as holy as the original Dalmatian cows but still are good to shoot in the intestines.
=== Holy Cheese! ===
Holy Cheese is what you insert your penis into if a prostitute if Your Mom isn't around. Sure there are no orgasms BUT there are multiple holes! So feel free to use either hole for your size. My suggestion for you, the smallest one.
==I Want To Be Holy!==
Well You Cant be holy because you are an idiot and your shit is the color of lemons and seashells. I REALLY suggest you go to a doctor and take a look at it. If you really truly want to become holy, perhaps you should try going to Tatooine.
==Who Is Holy?==
There have been many notable examples of holy things in history. For the sake of simplicity, here's a few of them:
*Jesus H. Christ
*The .Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness
*Caffeine
*Flying Spaghetti Monster
*The Holiest of Holies
*Shit
*Adolf the Red Nose Nazi
A visible aura behind one's head is often a sign of holiness, though less commonly a dangerous Glowing (and possibly holy) Head-LeechFurther reading: Christ, J: Head Leeches are real, published by God, 30 A.D. If a Glowing Head-Leech is discovered, try praying. If you're lucky, your new holy aura will bounce that sucker right off. Unless the Glowing Head-Leech is holy, of course, in which case it will persist and demand worship.
'Your Holiness' is also a good way to refer to the Pope (unless he's off-duty, in which case you should just call him Bill).
==Footnotes==
Category:Religion
Holy Habits: Lingerie for Nuns

In an attempt to attract more young women to the nunnery and to reduce pedophilia on the part of priests, the Roman Catholic Church, with the Vatican's approval, has decreed that it is permissible for aspiring nuns to wear lingerie under their habits. In addition, more contemporary habits with mini skirts may be worn. However, both lingerie and habits for nuns must be of the type approved by His Holiness, who inspects models wearing proposed outfits each Tuesday afternoon. Generally, neither tattoos nor body jewelry are allowed, unless they have "religious significance".
thumb|A nun exposing her lingerie which consists of stockings, panties, and a corset. This is what a Naughty Nun wears underneath to protect their holiness.
==Inspiration==
Reputedly inspired by Madonna's video, Like a Virgin, in which the pop star sings and dances with a priest whom she seeks to seduce in a church sanctuary, the new line of fashionable under- and outwear for novice nuns, dubbed Holy Habits, is intended to improve the self-image and self-esteem of would-be nuns by making them feel sexy about themselves, both as women and as brides of Christ. However, the pontiff warns, there is a fine line between sexiness and sacrilege: "A little leg or a modicum of cleavage is good for the soul, but the holy bosom and the sacred mount of Venus are off limits." Although there usually are no men at nunneries, it is possible that the Devil might use "too much flesh" to turn the thoughts of novice nuns to "same-sex love or lesbian lust", His Holiness cautions.
==Approved designs==
Among the designs that the Vatican has tentatively approved are the Holy Habits shown on this page.
==Fashion accessories==
Crucifixes and other fashion accessories may also be updated, but with the same prudence. Church officials warn that the use of a crucifix for the concealment of illicit drugs, such as occurs in the movie Cruel Intentions, will not be tolerated, nor should novice nuns expect to "wear phallic crucifixes" as necklaces or earrings unless they are of a "tasteful and decorous design" or use them as "substitutes for the member virile" under any circumstances. They are to conduct themselves at all times in a chaste manner and to remember that they are "brides of Christ", saving themselves for the honeymoon ahead. Chastity belts in a variety of colors and designs are available to those who have difficulty suppressing their "desires of the flesh", His Holiness says.
==Jewelry==
His Holiness also considers this necklace to be of a "tasteful and decorous design" and acceptable for wearing as an accessory to the Holy Habits, and he is especially fond of the pull chain and the effect that its operation has on the pendant.
==See also==
*Gross Moral Turpitude
*Nun-Bunting
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