Something Creepy That Happened To Me, I Think

Hey guys, something weird happened to me. You don't have to believe this if you don't want to, cause it's pretty weird. But I think this happened to me. I'm not, like, 100% sure, but I remember it kinda.
So anyways, a couple days ago, I was doing some stuff at my house, when suddenly this guy came up to my door wearing some dark, scary clothes and gave to me this video. I thought it was weird, because usually
people don't just walk up to your door hand you random stuff, but it was free, so I was like "whatever" and just went with the flow.
Anyways, examining this video tape, I realized that it was written with very poor handwriting, as if a kid just wrote on it. I forgot what it said, but it was pretty strange. Anyways, I went to my VCR (yeah I still own one for nostalgic reasons) and I put in the video.
The video was kinda weird. I don't remember much, but I remember there being like ghosts and stuff, and there was creepy mirrors. At one point, there was a little girl who was smiling at me, which was really disturbing. Like, she wasn't doing anything but smiling. There was also creepy blood, and at end, I think there was text that said, like, "life is meaningless" or something deep like that. It made me feel depressed. I would say the video was like the one in "The Ring", but different.
After watching, I stood there in silence. I took the video tape and burned it with fire, which I think destroyed it. I thought the video was going to be cursed or something, but then I was like, "nahhh that doesn't really happen." At least, I think I was thinking that.
Anyways, some days later, I got a message in the mail (yeah I still use paper mail, for nostalgic reasons), and in the letter it said "you are going to die soon", written in the same hand writing I think was on the video tape. 
I felt kinda scared. So, I called the police, and they were like, "okay, we'll find this person". But, to my horror, since there was no traceable address on the mail, the police couldn't find him (or her). I was like, "oh no". All that week I felt scared, tossing and turning in bed. Every single sound my house made spooked me. It was so frightening. I kept on hearing, like, whispering in my ears. They were saying, "I'm gonna get you" over and over again. I think it may have been a trick of my mind, but it was still creepy.
Anyways, a week later, I got another message in the mail. It said, written in what I believe is the same handwriting as before, "I'm in your house, come and find me". I was like, "Oh crap". I tried calling the police, but all my phone lines were dead. I tried to escape my house, but all the doors wouldn't open. I realize now I should have tried the windows, but I think at the time it didn't cross my mind. 
Anyways, as you can imagine, I pretty worried. Anyways. I got out my bat and looked for this confounded person, but I couldn't find him (or her) anywhere. After looking and looking and looking, I eventually gave up. I felt pretty bad. I didn't really want to die.
I then noticed static on my TV, even though I hadn't turned it on. I decided to watch the static, to see if anything would happen. Then, in text, words appeared, simply saying "Goodbye". The static stopped, and I believe I saw the same smiling girl as before. She came closer and close to the screen, with some creepy music box sounds playing in the background. I kept watching, like I was glued to the screen. She came so close that I could make out every detail on her face. I think she had yellowish teeth, pale white skin, and eyes that were like two black empty bottomless holes staring in to the caverns of your soul. I don't really remember anything else, but I think she was pretty unattractive.
Anyways, I couldn't move. I didn't know what to do. I screamed at the top of lungs. The girl burst out of the TV screen, and pounded right on top of me. Giving me a creepy smile, she then let out piercing screech, and was about to rip my face open, until suddenly...
I kinda forgot what happened next. I'm alive, though, so...
Yeah, that's my story. Pretty scary, huh?
Then PewDiePie spit in my mouth.
LEL.
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