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Doomsday

Doomsday (The Apocalypse, The End of the World, Ragnarok, The Day of Reckoning, etc., etc.) is a Christian holiday that celebrates the end of the world, God's judgment finally come, the salvation of the righteous, and laughing at all the sinners who are now totally screwed. Doomsday is traditionally celebrated on September 11, but not if the 11th falls on a Monday. If this happens, the holiday is moved to Wednesday.
==Early History==
As with most Christian holidays, Doomsday was ripped off from some obscure pagan ritual. Some priest slapped down some symbolism to go with the pagan stuff and BAM!--authentic Christian holiday. The first Doomsday was begun by St. Peter and Nostradamus circa 38 A.D. when they predicted general doom for the Roman on the 11th of September, five years hence. They were wrong, of course. The Jews of course were ticked at the new holiday. They felt that it had been ripped off from the Jewish feast of Armageddon. But then Christianity became cool, and there was nothing the Jews could do about the holiday.
The movie Doomsday is what would happen if emo's and goth's stopped being so depressed and stopped cutting themselves. This would result in them taking over a city and becoming a nation. Luckily for us goth's and emo's still are too depressed to do anything besides cut themselves, write bad poetry, and write stupid songs.
==Celebrating Doomsday==
There is no "right" way to celebrate Doomsday. This article breaks down celebration into two sections: traditional and non-traditional. Simple, no?
===Traditional Celebration===
The traditional celebration, also known as the Catholic celebration, is a long and boring affair filled with midnight Masses and copious amounts of alcohol. Early in the morning, children awake to find small gifts like mini-nukes and action figures of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
===Non-Traditional Celebration===
The non traditional celebration is celebrated by George Dubya Bush(or other authority that can press the big red button ) launching tactical and/or un-tactical ICBMs at enemys, allies, and neutral nations and tiny specks of land that have no owner. Then, everyone that was at the reciving or sending end of a nuclear arnesal will celebrate a new seasons birth - Nuclear Winter. After all the fun, everyone lays down and dies or else get a fatal hiccup case. In rare cases, people might get infected with cancer. You can celebrate it any way you want, because its called 'Non Traditional'
==See also==
*December 21, 2012
*December 22, 2012
Category:Religion
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Dopefish

Sir Daniel J. Dopefish is the wealthiest fish in the ocean. He has billions of dollars, yet he has the I.Q. of an otter being shoved down a dead cat. Shovels are smarter than him.
==Birth== 
Daniel Dopefish was born in 1957, to loving parents Holina Dopefish and William Dopefish. When they found out his I.Q. by taking the Uncyclopedia I.Q. test, they then abandoned him by throwing him down a well, which, for unknown reasons, was the size of the entire ocean. Seriously, no one saw that one coming.
==Childhood==
As a growing young idiot, Sir Daniel J. Dopefish had to find activities to divert him. He spent most of his childhood crashing into walls. Not eating, not breathing, just crashing into walls. He managed to survive by eating other small fish in the well, which there was never a shortage of, despite the fact that many were also shot by laser wielding sprites and exploded by mines.
==Rise to fame and fortune== 
Dopefish made his fortune when the wall broke, and he found himself in ID software. They decided to make him an enemy in their game, Captain - Sorry, COMMANDER - Keen 4. In return, they gave him lots of money. And I do mean LOTS of money. Later, they paid him to return in sequels, and soon people began to write erotic fanfiction about them and Dopefish. However, the sequels were not as popular as Dopefish's original debut solely because he didn't provide enough running into walls, and the erotic fanfiction was as poorly formed as just about any erotic fanfiction.
Dopefish spent his enormous fortune on more walls to bang into. He currently lives.
That is, he currently lives in the same well that he grew up in, where he has managed to spawn a great deal of other mentally deficient children.
==Did you know?==
*Jonah, that dude from the Bible was indeed swallowed by Dopefish? (He later killed himself afterwards).
*That Daniel Dopefish was knighted when the queen was high?
*That you have nothing better to do than read an article about a fish that loves walls?
*That I'm making this up as I go along?
*That Daniel Dopefish enjoys Chocolate, long walks on the beach, and failing IQ tests?
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Your car stalls on the way up the mountain. You forget what you were driving here for. The thought of turning back might give you comfort, but something in the back of your mind tells you you're too far gone.
You see nothing but eddies of ice and snow drifting past your car headlights. It's getting colder, and the light is fading. There's nothing but darkness in all directions. You swear you can hear voices in the distance, or is it the wind howling?
You try starting the car, but the engine sputters again. The cold reaches your spine. You turn the key again.
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The sound of metal grinding. Then nothing. The silence that follows weighs heavy on you. 
The snow falls in thick layers, swallowing everything around you in silence. 
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You swear you see figures in the distance. The whispers are louder now, distinct—though still far off—like they're carried on the wind. You hear words, weaving in and out of comprehension. 
You stare into the dark, trying to make out shapes, but the headlights, now dimming, can't cut through the storm.
You can’t remember the last time you saw another car. Or anyone else's face.
The voices are closer now, too close. A thud. Then another. Something at the edge of your vision—was it just a trick of the light.?
You grip the wheel tighter, but your fingers feel numb. Your breath fogs up the glass. Every movement seems too loud, too wrong. The scraping of feet, just beside you. A voice, small, but so near you can feel its breath on your ears. The night seems vast. Empty.
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Dordrecht

The city of Dordrecht is known for its high taxes; Dordrecht lies on an island between 7 rivers, which makes it an excellent toll place. However, long ago, sailors knew this, so they released many sheep to disturb the money counting, so they could pass without being noticed. When the tax collectors found out, they where so mad, that they named a football team after it, Dordrecht 90, 90 (K, kilo) because of all the sheep they counted, which was 90.000, and as a symbol they used a sheep's head.
==Education==
The elementary schools in Dordrecht are crap. Moving on:
There are some high schools in Dordrecht, and they can be categorized as follows:
90% of Dordrecht's non-white teenagers go to the "Dalton college", which was named after the Dalton brothers from the comic "Lucky Luke", because like the Dalton brothers, all of the Dalton college's students are criminals, social outcasts, and, of course- dumb. 
And then there is the "Insula college". A tad better than the Dalton college, it still is a school for retarded students. Insula is Latin for island- this of course meaning that the "special" Insula students should be isolated from the rest of the world, for their sake- and the world's.
The smartest and the craziest of the lot are sent to some sort of teenager asylum called the Johan de Witt-Gymnasium, on which some of the most awesome people of this world are being trained in their awesomeness. strangely, the smarter/awesome/crazy the student is, the slimmer is his chance on completing the school. people here have been spotted listening death metal while wearing a suit, dragging a suitcase about the place, and having electric hair.
==The City==
The city itself is a middle-sized Dutch city. Like in all Dutch cities, you don't have to lock your bike- you can just steal a bike whenever you need one.
The police in Dordrecht acts very strangely: they will not catch thieves or anything , but if you've parked in the wrong place, you're going to jail. They also enjoy asking people for their ID at random times, earning them 50 euros every time someone doesn't have their ID with them. However, when driving downtown, do watch out: at any moment, metal poles, called "Amsterdammertjes", could pop up from the ground, ramming you if you're not careful.
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Doublespeak

Doublespeak is a language solely constructed to baffle, disorient, and reduce namby-pambies to tears. The antagonist intentionally disguises the actual meaning, resulting in a sheer "lack of communication" (don't confuse this with the '84 AOR hit of Ratt, folks). Characterized by shoddy euphemisms ("losing's better than quitting" or participation certificates) and blatantly ambiguous phrases ("Stay the course"), doublespeak has become the tacit code for complete social inadequacy.
== Origins ==
Doublespeak as a conversational technique can be referenced back at least as far as the dark ages. As traitors were deemed heretics at home, the Crusades served to distract religious zealots from fact- a quest against the infidel was merely a brutal and merciless massacre. As language became more adroit, more baffling words arose to befuddle the common social buffoon. "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"- or any opportunity for one religion to persecute and effectively destroy another, for that matter. As Grenadians fled their homes screaming as had the populous of Herculaneum before Vesuvius, Galileo was placed under house arrest, and Mohammad had to change his name to Francis or Benedict, the common serf, noble, and crusading knight were dissuaded entirely.
== Prevalence in modern society ==
As time has progressed, the ignorance with which people pursue their everyday existence has merely increased, rooting doublespeak even further into the ground of speech. Characterized by heavy euphemisms- many inept and ineffective- as well as baffling ambiguity, this device pervades all levels of explanation. No longer is one "retarded;" "handicapped" or requiring "special needs" has taken precedence. Likewise, minority groups refuse traditional names based on skin color. "African-American," "Native American," or even "Latino-American" have come to describe people of African, North American, or Spanish descent. Such generalizations vilify the traditional speech of a language hundreds of years in the making. 
== Analysis ==
The term "doublespeak" has ultimately arisen due to lack of accountability on the part of the user. Rather than face the wrath of non-believers as a single entity, the instigators of the "inquisition" placed a shroud over its ultimate purpose to baffle the common bumblepants. As we befuddle our fellow man today, a similar law applies. Rather than be politically correct, citizens develop shoddy euphemisms and senseless ambiguity to diffuse accountability. As we come to realize our gross verbal errors of the last millenia, perhaps triplespeak will develop, a social device by which doublespeak is averted in exchange for a speech analogous to proper verbage.
== See also ==
*Propaganda
*Xenophobia
*Marxism
*Buddhism
Category:Euphemisms
Category:Propaganda
Down with the Patriachy, Up with the Pussy

Down with the Patriachy, Up with the Pussy was a worldwide fame tour of singer, whore and director P!nk that started from the United States of America and come through the United Kingdom and later all around Europe. His tour consisted of assorted songs from his albums, orgies, parties, people fucking and fisting each other and then a complete live set of his famous song ''P.E.N.I.S', co-written with fellow whore and singer M.I.A., that collaborated on the tour as backed singer and act of sex during the shows. 
The tour was also released in a movie version with 3D-IMAX experience, Down with the Patriachy, Up with the Pussy - A 3D Show, that contain also special scenes deleted from the shows, and also interviews, sexual explicit scenes and some violence, from the fans mostly.
The tour was released to good reviews, called by critics ''patriachy-defeater'', ''cock-defeater'' and ''ass-eater''.
== Program ==
Songs
Pinkadelicious
KKK Politicians
Slut 2.0.0.0
Pinkybelline New York
Ooooops
Suck My Lick
Harder Harder Harder
Sex Doll
Anna Wintour
Sappho
Fascismsexy
Pinkaliciabethmoore
Asia Argento
Harder Harder Harder (Pussymix)
Ending Medley + New 2 Songs (Pinx and Cronenberg)
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Dr. Ambedkar Institute of Technology

Dr. Ambedkar Institute of Technology (Dr. AIT), probably given that name to get aid from the government, is one among the countless colleges in Bangalore, India. 
==History==
As with any other government aided colleges in bangalore Dr ait was formed in with the collaboration mainly three people:
*a founder Sri M.H.J.P.N (whose full name no one remembers)
*a group of politicians who instead of taking bribe from the founder became trustees instead .They still come to college along with their corrupt colleagues to inaugrate any fest or statues (the management loves building statues) to give their highly uninspiring speeches (especially when elections are coming near)
*A group of unemployed teachers. The main reason for the college to start was to provide employment to teachers, who they were sure would have not have lasted more than an hour in other colleges.
==Goals and Objectives==
The college management's main goal is to recruit every unemployed person as a attender ,teacher or if he is so worse make him the H.O.D.
Its other objective is to build statues of the founder (or of Ambedkar) at every corridor of the building.
==Building==
The building pictures are put up on college website. The site photo gallery has many photos of front elevation with gardens shot from every possible angle. The management did not want to spoil the college image and had given strict orders to the photographer to shoot only the front side. This has lead to lot of confusion among website visitors. This has created a illsion that there is nothing behind it and visitors go away after seeing the front portion
Category:Universities and colleges in India
Dr. Ian Malcom

right|thumb|200px|Ian Malcolm shortly before being raped by Metal Gear REX
Dr. Ian Malcom, cloned from David Bowie's DNA, was born in 1973. He studied drama in college, before later switching over to mathematics, which was also horseshit, so he studied to become a meteorologist instead. Later in life, sometime during the early 80's, he combined all three fields to form the "Chaos Theory".
==Jurassic Park==
He later was called into Jurassic Park to predict the likely hood that the park would fail. Using his common sense, he assumed any dinosaur petting zoo would fail. But instead rambled on about boat propellers. He then took the tour of the park, and was fatally wounded by Metal Gear REX. He was forced to huff several kittens to overcome the intense pain, and awoke three years later in a Brazillian hospital.
==The Lost World==
Deciding that he was not yet crippled enough, Malcolm continued his career to be completly mangled by anything resembling a dinosaur. He wrestled naked with lizards, and would often swim with crocodiles. However, he was contacted later by a biologist named Richard Levine, who wished to produce a musical about Jurassic Park. The original park was carpet bombed accidentally by Bush during Operation: Shock and Awe, but the other island, used to contain bisexual dinosaurs was still thriving. Although nearly killed by stowaway child refuge, Apollo Creed, Malcolm did not die during this expedition, to his own dismay. He later returned to his studies and co-wrote the musical Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas with the help of Levine.
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==See Also==
*Jurassic Park
*Raptors
*Jeff Goldblum
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