RuPaul's Drag Race

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==Shangela "Big Box" Wadley==
Where did this bitch 🐶 hear 👂🏾that I have a sugar daddy 🍬👨🏽 Time out⏸, hold up, hold up sweet heart. Lets get it together before you wanna read📚📖I'm not even in a relationship, let alone have an old man 👴🏼shacked up with that's buying me all my drag 👠💅🏻💄and costumes 💃I don't have a sugar daddy👨🏽 sweet🍭 heart 👄💝Everything that I have I've worked for, and I've worked for to get💸💸💸 and I've built myself. So I need you to know that 100%. 💯I don’t have a sugar daddy, 👨🏽I’ve never had a sugar daddy 👨🏽if I wanted a sugar daddy👨🏽, yes I probably could go out and get one because I am what? SICKENING.🤒😷You could never have a sugar daddy, 👨🏽cause you are NOT. 👏🏻THAT. 👏🏼KIND. 👏🏽OF. 👏🏾GIRL. 👏🏿Baby everything I've had i've worked for and I've gotten myself. 💳💵💰I built myself from the ground ⬇️up ⬆️you fucking BITCH 🖕🏾😾throws drink🍸
==The Crying Under Table Clown==
Laganja's stand up - Hey hey hey HEYYYY👋👋👋 Put cha lighter’s up🔦🔦🔦! Ganja’s in the house 🏠 owwwwww😷! As you can tell from my accent I am from Dallas, Tex-ass🐴! And it was not very easy growing up looking like this💁! Whether I was playing in my grandma’s clothes👵 or putting on a show for my well-organized alphabetically-ordered beanie babies 🐱🐥🐵🐼 I was guh guh guh GAY👬👭! OKKURRR😃! But it wasn’t until I moved to Los Angeles ☀️🌴 that I discovered 🚬Marijuana🍀, I mean I like to smoke💨💨💨, y’all I am just flying✈️ as high👆 as your receding hairline👴! OKUr! 🚬 Marijuana🍀 really does help me calm down😴, so y’all, I went to Valencia where they film the TV show 🌱Weeds🌱! Now, y’all, it’s very dry🔥☀️, it’s almost kinda like your vajoina✌️👌! Can I get an amen🙌🙏?!? Now y’all, I am a treehugger🌳🌲 because if it ain’t green♻️, HUH😫 I’m not interested🙅! OKCURRRRRRRR💅💃!
I do think 🤔🤓 that's it's kinda fucked🖕 up how u guys are making a joke 😂😂😆 of it and saying shady ☂🕶 things because this was my 🖐👋moment. It isn't 😡😤😤a joke🙅🏻 to me. This is real👿, this is my 😩😤😤life, and this is something I've waited 24 years👶🏼👦🏼👱🏼👪👪👪👪 for and for u guys to be up here talking 🗣🗣about "well you're not the winner❌💢🚫🎉🏆🏅🎖 and you're not this❌🚨🚫🚫🔞" that's not what important😤👿😭😠😡. What's important is that this is my family👪 moment and that's what we🙌🙌 should've talked🗣 about. This is really special ✨☄✨ and I do feel hurt💉🔪☠ that u guys would take advantage 😩😩😩of this moment for yourselves👿😡😤😩😭.
==The Queen Of shade==
Jasmine's breath rant - Drag queens👑... people👫👬👭... yall don't taste 👅💦that... that shit 💩😨thats in yo mouth👄👀? You 😡gotta taste👅 it cuz i smell 👃it as soon as you 👆approach 🏃🏃me😒, yall fuckin breath🌬💨 smell like a hot🔥, boiled💦 porta potty🚽... don't ❌🚫🚶come up to me 👸talkin bout hi👋😽👋, like hhhhhi👋, theres fumes💨♨️❌ and shit 💩😤😰comin out🤐 cho mouth👄👅 im like girl 👧🏻you got the exactlies👀, theyre like ⁉️whats that ❓im like you 😵breath smell👃👃 exactly like yo ass🍑🍑, like hot🔥, boiled💦 shit💩. Take✊ a fork🍴, or take a spoon🍴🍴 and scrape 🍽that mothafuckin tongue👅😛😝😜, scrape 🍴it all the way in the back of that 💦👀throat like summa yall be takin 😳them dicks 🍆😫😍💦back in that throat, 😫and smell it👃. Thats what we smell😡😡😡
I🙋🏿am Jasmine Masters👸🏿 and I have something to say🗣. I have a challenge👀 for you☝🏿💌.... get yo ass🐴 a motherfuckin job👷🏿‍♀️👮🏿🍔🍟 challenge. Pick up👆🏿 your phone☎ 📱👈🏿 📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿 📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿 📱👈🏿 📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿 📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿 📱👈🏿 📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿 📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿📱👈🏿
Hi Taco Bell 🥙🌮🔔😷, yes, are you hiring today? Oh great😊, I will be down there👣🏃🏿 and fill 🆙 a application📄, thank you🙏🏿. 📳📞KFC🍗🍤 hi👋🏾, how are you? Are you hiring💵 today? Oh great😙, I will be down in a momentarily⛽🚙 to fill 🆙 a application📚📚. Thank you💯. 📶📱 Hi Pizza🍕 Hut🏠, are you hiring? Oh you are, delivery drivers🍕🚗! Oh great😘! I will be down today✈ to fill out a application💻🖱, thank you.📞 Burger🍔 King👑, how are you😌? Yes, are you guys hiring today😫? Oh fantastic🙌🏿. Can I come down today🚣 to fill 🆙 a application📃🗳? Oh thank you🎊💯.
Challenge ⚠. Get a fucking job💰💯, do👏🏿that👏🏿challenge👏🏿.
==Miss Red M&M Herself==
Stop⛔️⛔️! Hold up🙅🙅, hold up🙅🙅! Alright👍, enough❌❌. Valentina👰... This is a lipsync🎼👄 for your life👻💀. We need to see👀👀 your lips👄👄. Take that thing😷😷 off of your mouth👄... I'd like to keep it😷 on🔛🔛, please😇. It's a lipsync🎼👄! What part of that do you👉👉 not understand🤕🤕? So we're gonna reset🔄🔄. Okay... lipsync🎼👄 for your life👻💀... take two📽2️⃣!
==Blac Chyna==
👉🏿 this is the story 📖 of how I should've been Blac Chyna 👱🏿‍♀️
🎶 oooh oooooooh 🎶 I should 🎶 ooohh owowowowowohhhh ooohh 🎶
Shea Couleé 👦🏾 you took my edges away 💇🏾‍♂️ that day 📅 you walk 👣 down that runway 👙 👠 you were Blac Chyna 👱🏿‍♀️ but you were shaped 🔶🔵🔺 like a surfboard 🏄🏿‍♀️ 🎶 heyeeeyy 🎶
Alexis Michelle 🚇🐟 your last name Ⓜ️ it rhymes 📜 with hell 🔥😈 you're a demon 👹 you knew I should've been Blac Chyna 👱🏿‍♀️ why did you 🎶 give the role 🎭 you know I have the body-ody 💃🏿 I should've been at the party 🎉 I look 👀 more LIKE BLAC CHYNA! 👱🏿‍♀️ WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY ❓ ⁉️ ❔ it's chicken 🍗 bitch! 🐩
Then it came 💦 to Valentina 💃🏻 I swear, every time ⏰ she goes to that damn 👿 stage 👗 they say "you're beautiful 👄 look at your smile 😁 did you stone 💎 those tights? 👢 Valentina, you may look 👀 like Linda Evangelista 👩🏻, but guess what ❔ I look 👀 like Beyoncé 👱🏾‍♀️
🎶 oh I should've been, I should've been 🎶 WHY 🎶 DO THEY SAY IT'S MY INNER SABOTEUR? 👎😰🖕 I look 👀 like a cry-baby 😭👶 a Debbie downer 😔⬇️ but I promise it's the editing 🎥🎞🎬 I never said any of thatbullshit 🐮💩🎶I should've been 🎶 I should've been 🎶 I should've been 🎶 Blac Chyna 👱🏿‍♀️ Damn!🔥 I sound 🎤🎵 🎧 so good ✨ I should've win a Grammy 🏆 for this motherfucking song 🎼🎹🎷
I 🎶 should 🎶 have 🎶 been 🎶 Blac Chyna 👱🏿‍♀️, Chyna 🇨🇳 Chyna 🇨🇳 I was trying to win miss congeniality 🏅 But now I look like a depressed 😞 bitch 🐩 with a [...] bitch 🐩
🎶 👱🏿‍♀️ BLAC CHY-NA 👱🏿‍♀️ Blac CHY-NA 👱🏿‍♀️ BLAC CHY-NA 👱🏿‍♀️ oh god 👼 damn 🔥 my breath 😷 stinks 🤢☣️ I don't know why I chose to sing 🎤🎵 this song 🎼 in the morning 🛌🌄
🎶 ooowowowowoowowoohh 🎶 I... 🎶 let me try to hit 🎤 the high ⬆️ note 🎵 😵 oh nevermind 🚫 I sound🎤 a mess 🔕👎
🎶 I should've been Blac Chyna 👱🏿‍♀️ Shea Coulée 👦🏾 you took my edges away 💇🏾‍♂️ that was the day 📅 that was the day 📅
😭😭 I should've been Blac Chyna... 👱🏿‍♀️ 😭 I should've been Blac Chyna... 👱🏿‍♀️ 😭😭
==Green Producer Witch That Gives Shady Edits==
👩🏻👑🎭: hey ladies 👯👭, do you 👇🏻👭 mind 💭 coming 💦👅 over 🔀 here ⬇️🙋🏼❓❓ okay 🆗, so here’s what ❔ I 👆🏻👩🏻 need 🙏🏻 to 2️⃣ say 🗣📢. look 👀👁, I 👆🏻👩🏻 take responsibility 🙋🏼👍🏻 for 4️⃣ the visual 👁🖼 choices 🤔👍🏻👎🏻 I 👆🏻👩🏻 made on 🔛⬇️ the runway 👗👠👑 today 📅 - this 👉🏻👗 was an idea 💭💡 I 👆🏻👩🏻 had, I 👆🏻👩🏻 was going 🔜 for 4️⃣ this like, studio 5️⃣4️⃣ 😎🤑 seventies 🚶🏻1️⃣9️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ disco 🎶🔊 chick 🐤🐥 in her 👉🏻👩🏻 fur 🦁😵😳. so I 👆🏻👩🏻 own ™️©️ that this 👉🏻 was my 👆🏻👩🏻 choice 🤔👍🏻👎🏻. but ❗️😠🙄 I’ve 👆🏻👩🏻 helped 🤗🖐🏻 many of you 👇🏻👭 on other days 📅📆. Did 🤔❓ nobody 👭🙅🏻🚫❌ think 💭💡 to 2️⃣ say 🗣📢 to 2️⃣ me 👆🏻👩🏻, ‘girl 👩🏻💃🏼, what ❓❔ are you 👇🏻👩🏻 doing with that 👉🏻 dress 👗👘👙❓❓’ cause, I 👆🏻👩🏻 think 💭💡 i’m 👆🏻👩🏻 not 🙅🏻🚫❌ going to 2️⃣ win 🏆👑💪🏻 today 📅📆 because of this 👉🏻 dress 👗😰😫. I 👆🏻👩🏻 have better 😎👍🏻 shit 💩😮 on my 👆🏻👩🏻 hanger 🛍👜. did 🤔❓ no-one 👭🙅🏻🚫❌ think 💭💡 to 2️⃣ say 🗣📢, ‘alexis 👩🏻👑🎭, do you 👇🏻👩🏻 wanna rethink 🔙🔂💭 that 👉🏻👗❓’
👩🏼👑🐠: I thought it was really cute! what they critiqued you about was that you covered it with your coat and then you revealed the dress -
👩🏻👑🎭: no 🙅🏻🚫❌, no 🙅🏻🚫❌, michelle 👩🏻🍆💦 called 📲☎️ this 👉🏻 dress 👗 basic 😱😫💅🏻. they 👉🏻👬 said 🗣📢 like, if you 👇🏻👩🏻 were gonna open ⬅️➡️🚪 that 👉🏻 coat 👘😬, you 👇🏻👩🏻 needed 🙏🏻 to 2️⃣ like have something ❔ underneath 👙. and ➕➕ I 👆🏻👩🏻 have sparkly 💎🎉🎀😍 shit 💩😮 out ➡️🛣 there 👉🏻, I 👆🏻👩🏻 have such better 👍🏻 shit 💩😮😫❗️ I 👆🏻👩🏻 just was going ⬅️🚗 with this 👉🏻 idea 💭💡and ➕➕ I 👆🏻👩🏻 would’ve loved 💕❤️😍 the kind of help 🤗 that I 👆🏻👩🏻 feel 💢🗯 like i’ve 👆🏻👩🏻 given 🙌🏻 everybody 👭👭, to 2️⃣ somebody 🙋🏼❔ to 2️⃣ say 🗣📢 ‘you 👇🏻👩🏻 know 💭💭 what, girl 👩🏻👑🎭❓ that 👉🏻 dress 👗 is not 🙅🏻🚫❌ your 👉🏻👩🏻 strongest 💪🏻💪🏻 suit 👔😪.
👩🏼👑🐠: well i like the dress, I’m not the one to ask… i failed, i’m up for elimination, I’m sorry they didn’t like your dress but you killed everything else -
👩🏻👑🎭: but 🍑 I 👆🏻👩🏻 think 🤔💭 i’m 👆🏻👩🏻 not 🙅🏻🚫❌ gonna win 🏆👑💪🏻 because of this 👉🏻 look 👀👗.
👩🏼👑🐠: well I’m gonna listen to my thing so i can just stay here so -
👩🏻👑🎭: 🖐🏻 i’m 👆🏻👩🏻 not 🙅🏻🚫❌, i’m 👆🏻👩🏻 not 🙅🏻🚫❌ done. i’m 👆🏻👩🏻 not 🙅🏻🚫❌ done.
=="DON'T COME TO DRAG CON" Ass Bitch==
You know when I wake ⏰every morning 🌞🌄I smile 😀💋. Give praise 🙏🏽🙌🏾for seeing 👀👀another day📆. Shield 🛡my eyes 👁👁 😲when I'm blinded 🕶😎by the bright light 🔆💡in the bathroom🛁. Give thanks🙏🏽🙌🏾 for the electricity ⚡️. Attempt to take a piss 💦🚽while still having morning wood 🍆. But thankful 🙏🏽🙌🏾for being blessed ✝️✡️☪. Then I wash 💦 my hands 👏🏾, brush my teeth 😬😁, clean my face💦😀 and I feel rejuvenated 🤗👦🏾👧🏾. Go ➡️to the kitchen 👩🏾‍🍳, make a cup ☕️of tea. Thankful 🙏🏽🙌🏾for the 💰💰💰Flat Tummy Tea 💰💰💰. Then I pull out ⬆️ my phone 📳📱preparing to start ✅my day🌞. Always thankful 🙌🏾🙏🏽 for 💰💰💰 T-mobile and Apple 💰💰💰. Open up ⬆️Facebook 💻to check on my fans 💝💁🏻‍♂️💁🏽💁🏽‍♂️💁🏿 and page insights💻💹 because I'm TRULY THANKFUL 🙏🏽🙌🏾 FOR MY FANS 💘💁🏻‍♂️💁🏽💁🏽‍♂️💁🏿. Then I check ✔️my notifications 🔴cause there's always notifications 🔴🔴🔴. Read🤓📋the comments 🗯💬 and then BOOM! 💥💣🔫It's always a hating😡 ass 🍑bitch 🐩in my mutha 🤰🏽fucking 👉🏾👌🏾comments 🗯💬.
==Brokeny Spears==
Yeah I 👸✂didn't wanna sew 👗👚🎽💉thing either but I pulled 👐👋my machine🚀🚁🚂 out And I…[👰You didn't sew 😬😬😬anything👰]I Did😬😬😬!!! You didn't sew anything you hotglued🌋🔫 [👰Exactly!!👰] So I have a HEM everywhere. I sewed everything👘👗👙 on here. Everything. There's a stitch 💔➡💓here all the way down⬇⬇⬇.(👛But I hemmed it But I hemmed it ooh But I hemmed it👛).Everywhere 🌎🌎🌍🌏you look there's a HEM.(👛First of all, your hems are bad 🌜🌛and you're wearing a piece of Fabrik 👕around your waist👖 and you're calling it a skirt.👗👚👘 Gurl you genuinely 💪👎👎don't get it👛). This is an executed decision🎉💵💵. I did it well👍👍👍 and I'm proud🙌👋🙌 of that. You are proud☝👌 of your Hot Glue🌋🔫. I wouldn't be proud of Hot Glue🌋🔫. That's not something🔨🔨🔨I do.
==Season 2 Valentina ?==
people 👬👬👬 at the party 🎶🎉 and i’m 👆🏼👩🏻 wanting 🙏🏻 to dance 💃🏻👯, all these ugly 😷👺 ass 🍑 bitches 👭🐶💁🏼, ain’t 🙅🏻🚫 standing no ❌❌ chance ♣️, dudes 👱🏼👱🏾👱🏻 looking 👁👀 at me 👆🏼👩🏻 like, they 👬 wanna get in ⬇️ my 👆🏼👩🏻 pants 👖😮👅 hoes 👭💁🏼 getting mad 😡😤👿, come on 👀 bitch 😎 see 👁👀 me 👆🏼👩🏻 with them hands ✋🏾🙌🏻👐🏽, see 👁👀 me 👆🏼👩🏻 with them hands ✋🏾🙌🏻👐🏽… his 👉🏼👱🏾 back 🔙 on the wall 🚧, my 👆🏼👩🏻 ass 🍑 on his 👉🏼👱🏾 huh! 🍆😳👅❗️ grinding for 4️⃣ a second 🕐🕑, his 👉🏼👱🏾 stuff’s 🍆 getting thick ⬅️➡️ 💦… he 👉🏼👱🏾 doesn’t ❌🚫 know 💭💡 it… but i’m 👆🏼👩🏻 getting firm 🍆 too ➕➕, cause boys 👬👱🏾 really need to know 💭💡 before 🔙🕐🕑 calling 📞 me 👆🏼👩🏻 boo 🐱💕, because what you 👇🏻 see 👀👁… isn’t 🙅🏻❌ always 🕐🕑 the truth ✔️✔️… say 🗣 it with me👆🏼👩🏻 what you 👇🏻 see 👀👁… isn’t 🙅🏻❌ always 🕐🕑 the truth ✔️✔️… (thank you 👇🏻🙏🏻👍🏻) because baby 👶🏼💕 boy 👱🏾… i’ve 👆🏼👩🏻 got all 👐🏻 the same parts 👩🏻🍆=👱🏾🍆 that you 👇🏻👱🏾 do… the same parts 👩🏻🍆=👱🏾🍆… the same parts 👩🏻🍆=👱🏾🍆… the same parts 👩🏻🍆=👱🏾🍆… 😘
==Finnish Her==
You're perfect 💯, you're beautiful 👰, you look 👀 like Linda Evangelista 💃.. You're a model 💋 💅. Everything 🔁 about you ☞ is perfect 💯! Did you stone 💎 those tights 👢? Oh, you're smiling 👱 ! They eat 🍰her up 🔝 EVERY🕛SINGLE🕧TIME🕗 she's on that damned 👹 stage 🏁. She 😡ftsdbsds😣. She could walk 👣 out there in a fucking 😠 diaper 👶 and they'll 👥 be like 🗣: "Valentina! 👰 Your smile 👄 is beautiful! 😍.
You're brand™ 🎭, you're brand™ 🎭, you look 🎭 like a brand™ 🎭.. You're a brand™ 🎭🎭. Everything 🎭 about you 🎭 is a brand™🎭! Did you brand™ 🎭 those brands™ 🎭 ? Oh, you're branding™ 🎭 ! They brand™ 🎭 her up 🎭 EVERY🎭SINGLE🎭TIME🎭 she's on that damned 🎭 brand™ 🎭.She 🎭ftsdbsds🎭. She could brand™ 🎭 out there in a fucking 🎭 brand™ 🎭 and they'll 🎭 be like 🎭: "Brand™! 🎭 Your brand™ 🎭 is beautiful! 🎭".
==Crusty Rhinestone Gown Lender==
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