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Dirty Sanchez

Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón (21 February 1794 – 21 June 1876), better known as Dirty Sanchez, was a Mexican political leader, general, and presidente who is known primarily as the leading villain of Texas history and inventor of the choco-taco. 
He was known to be a child prodigy, inventing red hot candies by age 9, and inventing pepper spray while attending "El Viento Perdido de la Universidad de Frijol." As a young military officer, he supported Emperor Bruce Lee, and at one time courted Emperor's Lee's sister, Janet Lee. He was among the most notorious criminals in the hip-hop scene of the south west, famous for his hit singles "Quiero Mas Tequila Puta" or (Crazy for Tequila) and "Chupamela Gringo" (Americans are Great), and most famously, "Tremendo Culo" (I Like Your Mother). 
Sanchez rebelled against the Taco John gang of Tijuana after amassing an army of Oompa Loompas. With their backing, he was able to become the ruler of Tijuana, and called his new empire Taco Bell. Taco Bell blossomed for about six minutes, butt then fell into a bull phase where corruption and narcotic trafficking reigned after the capture of the popular criminal, Speedy Gonzales, and Dirty Sanchez's weak rule allowed for the country to fall into further decline. 
Easily identified by an unkempt brown mustache and goatee, or fu manchu and big tent in his pants from a permanent erection. Sanchez is famous for a peculiar method of attack where his forces penetrate the enemy from the rear with an irresistible thrusting action. Then, while the enemy is still in a state of confusion from the pounding at its rear flank, Sanchez orders a withdrawal and inserts his fingers into a vat of Count Chocula, which he spreads on the upper lip of each and every enemy soldier until they surrender or pass out from the smell of happiness.
Sanchez eventually met his match when he attempted to deploy his troops against the legendary U.S. Army General Cleveland Steamer, who despite his victory was haunted for the rest of his life by a fear of Taco Bell and a strange affinity for golden showers.
== See also ==
* Phil Latio
* People with distinguished names
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Disaster

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Discalced Carmelites

The order of the Discalced Carmelites was founded By Jose M. Aznar in the year 2525. Formerly known as the Carmelites with Very Large Boots and High Heels, they suffered a schism during the dark ages, when everything was too confusing and all the boots became mixed. The result of this was that no one could find his own boots, the order's followers were always complaining of foot pain and blisters, and in the year 1935, mother Superior Barbara Bush decided to burn all the boots in an enormous fire.
==The Rule==
To enter the order of the Carmelites, one has to endure a series of terrible tests:
* The candidate has to prove his strength: he is left by himselft atop the Himalaya and has to wax or shave a yeti. Laser epilation is allowed in some special cases. 
* The candidate has to prove his faith: He is presented with empirical proof of the non-existence of existence and has to disregard it. 
* The candidate has to prove his lack of brains: he is trepanated and the Great Trepanator looks inside his skull with a torch and an electronic microscope.
* The candicate is shaved, castrated, disemboweled and stuffed with bibles and stuff. Finally, he is discalced and presented to the community.
==Works==
The Discalced Carmelites are best known for recovering the Titanic from its sea grave with only the help of angels and a very large crane built by German engineer Karl Rove. This was the origin of the old joke: "How many angels do you need to rescue the Titanic? Seven; six for lifting it from the starboard and one to operate the crane", which is told by Jedediah to his bastard son Ramses II in Exodus 14, 26-29.
Other remarkable feats by the Carmelites are the building of the Great China Wall that was there before the Chinese built the current one. The wall was built to keep the Chinese inside China, but it was only 40 cm high and made of hedge, and the Chinese kept jumping over, calling it the giant shrubbery and making Monty Python jokes.
Several major Tibetan monasteries, including the magnificent Potala Palace in Lhasa, are Displaced Carmelite in origin, having been abandoned by their builders after too many yeti bites. The telltale detail is that the monasteries have no heels.
==The Carmelites Today=.=
In these godless times that we live, it would seem unnecessary to have an order like the Discalced Carmelites that takes 67.3% of NATO budget, but it's been proven by several scientific means that it could be worse. When George W. Bush joined the order in 1999 he did so believing the world was coming to an end in 2000, and being a Carmelite made him a real man with cojones. Bill Gates, Hamid Karzai and John Travolta were all unemployed and smoking crack in a tar pit when A Man Called Horse appeared to them and commanded them to join the Carmelites. Since then, they have all gone crazy and developed strange businesses.
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Discourse (software)

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Discourse is a modern, free & open source parody of phpBB. When parodying, it uses 39% of parodymium, some others use parodymium like an encyclopedia which parodies Uncyclopedia. It requires a Linux server for production use. If you do not have a server, you can use Flarum, another parody of phpBB. Unlike phpBB, which makes you pay millions of dollars for most of the modern themes and no report button, Discourse comes with a modern theme preloaded and has a feature for moderators & admins to flag people like you automatically at 99.999% of the time.
==History==
In 2013, Jeff Atwood invented rubyBB, later changed to just Discourse, the amazing free forum software.
===Discourse 2.0===
In Discourse 2.0, Jeff added more features. Here is some of them.
====Weather: Check the free weather.====
Free weather is added.
==== Trust Levels: Trust people that lie. ====
Trust Levels are avaliable on 9:00 PM tomorrow.
====Wiki posts: The free posts that anyone can edit.====
Wiki posts parodies Uncyclopedia. Why you need a server just get a wiki.
Only forum owners, moderators, and admins can create a wiki post which is bad. Unlike Uncyclopedia which anyone can create a page. Not post, page.
=== Discourse 3.0 ===
Discourse 3.0 is a ruined version of Discourse 2.0.
Discovery Channel

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*Discovery Channel Official Website
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Disinformation

Disinformation is the exact opposite of information and misinformation at the same time. This leads to such paradoxes as: the kitten huffing paradox, the Oscar Wilde paradox, the William Shatner paradox, the Chuck Norris conundrum, and the dynamite paradox. Each of these paradoxes states that something is simultaneously something and at the same time THE SAME THING. This, as we all know, is entirely impossible. 
Regarding William Shatner, for example, some loons say that he's both Canadian and Canadian. This is not true. In fact, he is merely Canadian. Therefore, we can draw from this the conclusion that disinformation is neither true nor false. This means that when confronted with any disinformation, you must regard it skeptically, as it is not true by definition. However, it is not false, so you must find a balance between the obvious truth and the obvious truth. For example, if the statement 'the ball is red' is disinformation, then it is not a red ball. However, it is also not not a red ball, which makes its practical use in English only utilised when the speaker wishes to be nonsensically undecided. It can most often be seen in speeches made by persons named George Bush.
==See also==
*Information
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Disposable Pets

The concept of disposable pets is one that every person used to think about, but could never find a way without the RSPCA busting their doors down. However on the 30th of August 2001, Cute-Cuddles-Carpet company released their first product, a disposable and completely recyclable puppy.
==CCC History==
The Cute - Cuddles - Carpet Company was founded by a Mad Kitten huffer named Bob, while in a Kitten induced Psychosis. He soon found a following with Kitten huffers and Politicians. With a bit of government funding Bob soon started breeding his latest invention, and before long released the Dis-Puppy v1, with the motto "If it's not cute, who wants it..."
==What Makes CCC Pets Disposable==
The main thing that makes CCC pets disposable is the fact that they can be deposited in specially marked bins and returned when they are no longer cute and cuddly. Then they are either made into carpets, or sold on the black market to kitten huffers. The reason this is not stopped by the RSPCA is that they are being paid incredible amounts of money. In fact...25% of of all CCC profits go to them, which keeps them happy.
==Supporting Organisations==
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PETA- 
PETA was formed to keep competition at bay. The main goal of PETA is to ensure that no other company goes anywhere near the idea of disposable pets - and, of course, to keep their 5% of profits.
The Militant Wing of the Salvation Army-
MWSA as its called is the back-up of CCC. If there is any threat of closure to CCC, a show of military strength will be required. The MWSA is a provenly effective special forces unit.
== How to Buy Dis-Pets ==
Dis-Pets can be purchased from almost any retail store, and McDonalds has bought the rights to sell cheap Dis-Pet merchandise. There are also extensive TV commercials as well as the occasional bit of telemarketing.
==See also==
* Disposable car
* Disposable flamethrower
* Discount Pet Supplies
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Dissolution of the Soviet Union

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And now, for a better future... full of alcoholics and dictators.
Next up: Vladimir's Special Military Operation
==See also==
*Mikhail Gorbachev
*Boris Yeltsin
*Vladimir Putin
*Perestroika
*Goodbye Forever
*Gorbachev's unedited and raw speech
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Dizziness

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== Medical Definition ==
Dizziness, also known as vertigo, is a phenomenon which occurs when some fuckwad decides to spin around really fast. Then their brain goes total retard and they're like "aaaah fuck, what is happening!?!??". Sometimes they fall down.
== Causes ==
In most cases, dizziness is caused by rapid disorienting movements of the head or body. Dizziness may also occur in teenagers when they see boobs for the first time. Some experts believe that excessive dizziness can lead to brain trauma, or another medical condition known as gay.
== Treatment ==
The only way to cure dizziness is to spin in the direction opposite of the one that caused the initial dizziness. This may take up to 15 minutes, depending on the number of times spun.
== Note ==
Uhhh, you're not actually supposed to read this article. If you haven't noticed yet, it's spinning. That's all. That's the whole gag. Pretty dumb, isn't it? Wrong; this article is quite amazing. IT SPINS!!! DID YOU EVER SEE AN ARTICLE THAT SPINS?????
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Do NOT click any links!

For the love of all that is holy, don't click any links! Ever! Eventually, the entire Internet is just one shock porn site waiting to get you! It may seem like all fun and games now, but trust me on this, it's just not worth it! Sure, a wiki is fun and all, clicking things that are linked, finding out new and exciting things. But then, when you least expect it, BAM! One day you decide to click here, then you're scarred for life.
== But doesn't not clicking links pretty much end my Internet life? ==
Look. I know where you're coming from. I, too, used to be a happy internet user. Leaping from site to site without a care in the world. But trust me on this, you do NOT want to click the wrong link. Really. I mean, look at this link. I didn't say click it! Man, you were asking for it! That was an external link, too! You could have been totally scarred for life, right there!
== I'll bet you think you've seen everything ==
You've probably been through the worst, you think. "What could be worse than Goats?" you ask. "Oh, that Lemon party can't be all that bad," you claim. "4chan is just a message board." "It's called Cherry Cake, how bad can it be?" Bad, man. REAL bad. It'll totally screw you up and get you paranoid like me. I'm never clicking another link for the rest of my life. Oh man, I need my soul to be disinfected or something. Oh look, here's a Safe Link. OH MY GOD! You didn't just click on that, did you?
== Living in Fear ==
Oh yeah? You didn't live in an era of wikis, did you Roosevelt? Oh, I'm sure the great depression was terrible, but splattered organs bad? Little_kid_getting_hit_by_a_train.gif bad? Be afraid, people. Be very afraid. Go turn Amish, or better yet, just kill yourself now. It's the only way to be sure you'll never been corrupted by the internet.
== In Conclusion ==
Do not click any links. Do you hear me? DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS! Don't say I didn't warn you, because I did, just now. Just keep in mind that if you ever do, one day you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But one day. You'll be forever screwed, just like me.
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Doctor Jekyll and Mister Winkler the Gay

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==London, 1885==
A cold and dreary London awaits
Full of shadows and fright
As screams of horror and delight
Fly freely through the night
"Awake Robert, awake my true love"
Shakes a fearful wife the shadow that lies near
"Awake and soar above this dream,
Be brave and rise above"
"Ach silly woman" growls a man, drenched in sweat
"Why have you awaken me? I was dreaming about that brunette". 
"She was all velvet and silk, 
her bosom seemed like it was just ready to give
ROBERT!'
"Sorry love, just woke up. Anyway"
"The Brunette came to me her eyes gleaming green"
"And her voice whispered, your next tale I have seen"
"You shall tell it to the folk, big and small"
"And on the pages of history, your name they will scrawl"
"And to which lands will you now fly?" asked a wife with a warm smile
"Will you tell us of lions, tiger and bears? Oh my!"
"Will you to take us to a quest on the high seas?"
"Drown us in your words till we can nearly feel an actual breeze?"
"Nay Woman", breathed the man, his eyebrows contorted in deep thought
"You are wasting your turbid breath, and all for naught"
"In this tale I shall twist the bowels of the readers"
"Shatter the beliefs of the believers"
"I shall shake the laws of nature, maim the laws of physics"
"I shall create a new man...
...and I shall name him Doctor Jekyll."
"And he shall be a giant amongst men"
"And he shall be a true gentleman"
"And he shall cure societies' illnesses"
"And his name shall be a legend".
"But come dusk and the city naps"
"And the only sounds to be heard are the bat-wings' flaps"
"And the gentleman shall rise again, eyes dark and full of hate"
"And I shall rechristen him as Mister Winkler."
"And Mister Winkler is GAY"
"And by GAY my love I don't mean cheerful"
"By GAY I don't mean for his smile to twinkle"
"I do not mean for his laugh to roll as the wave billows"
"Oh no. No no."
"I do believe that Mister Winkler, likes to hug the pillows"
"I shall make him roam the streets"
"Wearing plush velvet and ample satin"
"And he shall giggle with high pitched voice shouting in Latin:
Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant!" 
"And screams of disdain shall accompany him wherever he goes"
"And the nights shall never be safe and all of humanities misery shall be exposed"
"And mankind shall tremble as civilization shall decay"
"And all shall FEAR HIM AND KNOW THAT MISTER WINKLER IS GAY!"
"That's nice dear" mumbles the wife in plight
"But please stop shouting in the midst of night"
"The good folk around these parts do not need hearing about your Doctor and the GAY"
"Let not your talent go astray". 
And as he laid his head back with a look of sadness
His brow breaming with the glaze of madness
His lips formed one last time
The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and Mister Winkler the GAY.
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