Thing That Went Bump

Have you ever just lied on your bed to go to sleep? Then you hear a "bump" or some kind of sound. At this point you are either wide awake or just ignored it. Well, whatever you do, do not ignore it. You have to get out of your house immediately. I have ignored it and I regret it forever.
My story started with the usual going to bed routine. I brushed my teeth, turned off the lights, and threw the covers on. I lay there thinking over my day. Just when I started to drift off to sleep I heard a soft "bump" somewhere in my house. I ignored it thinking something must have fallen. When I started to drift off again, I heard another "bump" this time it was louder, but I still couldn't tell where exactly it came from. About five minutes later I heard it again louder, but it was still impossible to tell where it came from. The fourth time, the "bump" sound was loud, everyone should have heard it, but apparently they didn't.
I decided this was going on long enough and went out of my room to investigate. I didn't want to disturb anyone so I kept the lights off. I searched the whole house, but found nothing unusual. Since the sounds seemed to have stopped I decided to give up and go back to bed. After a few steps into my room the "bump" sounded so loud it was like a car's horn beeping next to me. I quickly shut the door, locked it and hid under my covers. I'm frightened now. I can't stop shaking in the covers.
For a while it seemed like the "bumps" have quieted. So I peered out of my cover to make sure. Nothing moved, and nothing sounded. I relaxed and took the covers off my head and started to go to sleep. Suddenly a loud screeching sounded. A long, creepy, sharp arm appeared under my bed and grabbed me by the head. I didn't even have a chance to scream for help as it dragged me under the bed.
Whatever the thing was, it pulled off all my arms and legs and ate it. I could hear it chewing my flesh and bones. It started to rip off chunks of my torso and started eating very slowly. Oh so very slowly. And it made me watch it eating me with one of its arms covering my mouth and keeping my eyes open. I was terrified, but could not do anything. It gnawed on my intestines and organs. Soon it ate my whole body, but left my head still there. Now it started to lap up my blood that spilled onto the floor. Every last drop. And all this time with me still forced to watch. You can't imagine the agony of watching yourself being eaten.
The thing made a laughing sound and it started to change. It's long arms grew shorter, and its demonic figure started to morph. Soon it looked just like me smiling. It looked so much like me, that you couldn't tell the difference. Then it scooped up something that it had shed, while it morphed and forced it into my mouth. The substance closed off my severed neck, stopped the bleeding and sealed off my mouth. That substance is forcing me to stay alive while keeping me silent.
The thing started to laugh insanely and climbed up onto my bed. That's when I realized that the substance it was shedding as it morphed were dust bunnies! The creature laughed like a psycho and said in a demonic voice, "Sweet dreams."
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