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The Simpsons: Hit & Run: Lost Beta Version

=== Introduction ===
Ahh, the sweet memories of The Simpsons: Hit & Run.
Takes me back to a more simpler time.
But, now, I can't look at Homer the same way again after this incident.
I got a strange package at my door one day.
The package was black.
I picked it up, and I took it inside.
It was the normal The Simpsons: Hit & Run box, but Homer was crying instead of screaming, and he was the only one on the box...
=== The Game ===
I put the game into my PS2 and the intro instantly played.
It had muffled audio, and Homer was staring at me, with a flat expression.
It cut to the part where Homer kills the sorta robotic bug thing, but the robot actually bleeds, and the blood wasn't cartoony, it was very realistic.
The game began straight away.
I noticed something off in the distance, it seemed like the trees didn't feel quite right, as I looked ahead, I noticed a tall, black and shadowy figure, and it didn't move, it just stood there, frozen solid, and it didn't have a face.
I saw a message appear on the screen.
It said this.
"Hello, new player, you are the first person to try this lost beta version of The Simpsons: Hit & Run, there are glitches in this game, so watch out." It said, on a black background.
I suddenly spawned into the Family Sedan, but it had blood-stains and it was a darker colour.
Homer's Day began to play, but it sounded off.
It was a lower pitch and it felt oddly scary for me.
As I began to drive, the screen got darker and darker.
I used my controller for a bit, but it suddenly wouldn't work.
Homer was the steering the car by himself.
Homer turned towards the screen and smiled.
"Are you happy with what you have done?" Homer said, with his eyes missing.
I felt scared, but I couldn't look away.
I saw Marge, and Homer drove straight into her.
Blood went flying, and Marge's entrails were spread across the street.
"You did this to me." Homer said, with bloodshot eyes.
I heard a faint crying.
The car changed into the Mr Plow vehicle but it was red, and the contrast was slightly darker.
My controller, it wouldn't seem to work.
Glitches filled the screen, as I paniced.
My hands were sweating.
Homer's skin began to peel off.
Homer's eyes became more red.
Homer's mouth was dripping with blood, and that blood looked photo-realistic.
All of a sudden, Bart appeared in the middle of the road.
Homer hit Bart, but the car clipped right through Bart.
Things weren't as they seemed.
I saw a zombie verison of Flanders, with his skin tearing off.
Homer began to cry.
Homer couldn't stop crying.
It went on for quite a while.
Until it stopped.
A message popped up.
"Thank you for playing." It said, on a red background.
The last image I saw was a image of Homer, but he had blood-stains on his shirt and his eyes were missing.
My PS2 shut off.
I sold the damn game.
I'll never look at Homer the same way ever again...
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The Simpsons: Homer Likes Eating (Beta Version)

Remember The Scene From An Episode From An Another Season Where Homer Simpson Likes Eating Well I Found Out That There Was A Beta Version Of That Scene That I Found In 2021 When I Was Searching For Simpsons Episode I Got An Email From An Fox I Clicked On The Email To Read What It Was "Dear Simpson Fan From Canada We Will Show You A Beta Version Of Homer Likes Eating Where It Was Different To The Final Except It Was Extended But However This Beta Version Was Created By An Unknown Person Who Make The Episode Entitled Nightmare About Boogie-man & Hacked Onto One Of The Animating Computers & Make This Version Of The Scene But We Deleted From The File's On That Computer Expect For Most Of The Computer's Don't Screen This To The Public" At The End Of The Email Was URL Link Which Say https://www.beta.com/download/ I Clicked On The URL Link But However The Download Link Just Started & The Video File Name Was homerlikeseatimgbeta.mov But For Some Ever Reason The Video Size Was "0B" I Then Clicked On The Video File As It Started Why Would A 0B Video Size File Started I Say To Myself But Then Cuts To Homer In A Dark Room After 5 Seconds Someone Entered In It Was A Guy With Glasses & Blue Pants & A White Shirt With Numbers That Saying "2019" Then 10000 Food Then Appeared & The Guy Then The Guy Then Put The 10000 Food On Homer Simpson Mouth Then Homer Begin To Scream For Help & Saying "I Don't Need Much Food Just 200 Food" Then The Guy Ignore Homer Simpson Stop After Putting 10000 Food On Homer Simpson Mouth The Scene Lasted For 5 Mintues Until It Goes To A Black Screen With Text Saying "RIP Homer Simpson 1992-2019" With People Crying The Black Screen Lasted For 1 Mintues Until It Goes To A Funeral With No-one In The Funeral Why I'M CRYING I Cry To myself Then Some Voice That I Hear & Got Scared "Homer Simpson Is Dead & Over YOU'RE NEXT" Then The Beta Version Of The Scene Ended I Got Scared & I Just Emailed Fox Back "Why Did You Send Me This Now I Have Nightmares Now"
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The Simpsons: Krusty's Last Show

Do You Know What The Longest Scripted Aniamted Show Is? Its The Simpsons. No Big Surprize, Everyone Knows That.
Well, Once I Was On Disney Plus And Went To Season 31. I Then Saw And Episode Called: S31E23: Krusty's Last Show
It Did The Intro Like Normal, But The Couch Gag Was The Couch With No One There. It Opened With Fat Tony At The Springfield Downs. He Was With Legs And Louie. Legs Got A Knife And Stabbed One Of The Racing Dogs. Fat Tony Then Run Into Krusty. Legs Through A Knife At Krust But Krusty Dodged It. It Then Sliced Of Squecky Voice Teen's Head Off. Squecky Voice Teen Was Walking With Sideshow Bob. Bob Knew Fat Tony From His Time In Jail. Bob Then Stabbed Fat Tony In The Heart. Krusty Asked Bob If He Could Apper On His Show. Bob Said Yes. It Cuts To Bart And Lisa At Krustyland. Bart Sees Sideshow Bob Walking With Krusty. Bart Hides Behind A Bush Right Before Bob Could See Him. Bob And Krusty Saw Lisa. Krusty Asked Lisa Where Her Parents Are. Lisa Said There In The Car. Bart Then Got Out Behind The Bush And Bob Stabbed Him, ON AIR! Milhouse Saw It On TV. "Noooooo! Bart!" He Said. Bob Then Choked Krusty To Death With The Camra. Homer And Marge Heard A Scream, Krusty's Scream! It Showed Homer, Marge, Lisa And Magie At Krusty And Bart's Furnaral. Everyone Cried For 30 Secends. Then The Screen Turned Static. It Show Krusty's Memorel. Sideshow Bob Was There. Lou And Eddie Shot Him. Bart Woke Up And Found Out It Was All A Dream. The Credits Then Played.
I Then Deleated Disney Plus Off My Device. If You See This Episode On Disney Plus, Don's Watch It.
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The Simpsons: Lost Graggle Episode

Little known fact, the Simpsons has a lost episode dating back to season 5. In it, Graggle petitioned an idea for a new law to be passed, except he didn't tell anyone what the law was. He got enough signatures and presented it to the state senate and the senators were wondering how the hell he got all these signatures and he just goes "Ya Graggle 'em"! And at the end of the ep it's revealed the law was to make Duff Beer illegal because he hated it, much to Homer's chagrin. It was a very telling episode of how strange a day in politics can be and how you even your closest friends can harbor shocking opinions. Not many may remember this episode but it was always one I loved!
Homer: "Aw, Graggle, ol' buddy, I'm sorry they rejected your idea. Eh... what was it?"
Graggle: "Here, see for yourself- GRAGGLE!"
H: "This proposition... blah blah blah... anyone... DUFF BEER ILLEGAL? Graggle! Why would you want to make the best beverage ever illegal?"
G: "Grag- I can't stand the stuff! Tastes like peepee- Grag!"
Homer stares at the audience in shock as the screen fades to black
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The Simpsons - Golden Killer

So, you know the simpsons? Well, you would know, this episode was just.... too disturbing for me...
== The Episode ==
So, it started off with a distorted intro. It was so loud, your ears can fall off. The same old intro played though. Still with the distorted music but instead of homer running from the car, he gets ran over. Not even a couch gag was seen. The episode started with Homer on the couch, and then the episode showed Maggie sleeping. Maggie then woke up. She saw Homer sleeping so she went outside. She went into a house, and a scream was heard. Blood splattered on the window. Maggie opened the door with a persons head and a bloody knife! Homer was next. Maggie got to the couch and put a phone, she played a crying baby sound. Maggie ran to her room fast to put a mannequin of her. And then she hid. Homer woke up and ran into Maggie's room. Homer then "Shhhh!" to the mannequin. Maggie then had the bloody knife and stood behind Homer. Homer turned around and screamed "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Maggie slice Homer's head off, and got his head also. Then Marge was next. Marge went into maggies room to check on her. She screamed while she saw Homer dead, HEADLESS. The door closed. She was now in gray room. Maggie jumped on Marge and sliced her head off. Maggie took her pacifier out and laughed at the screen. The episode ended with a black screen.
== Outside The Box ==
I turned off the tv as soon as Maggie laughed. I burned the tv and threw it out. After that, Maggie came into my house and then KILLED ME! she grabbed my head and put it with the others. She laughed and laughed and LAUGHED! If you see this episode come on, change the channel as soon as possible. Or Maggie is ready to collect your head.
Originally on the Creepypasta Staff Training Wiki
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The Simpsons - Wailin' Smithers

So I was watching fox The other day when I saw that a new Simpsons Halloween episode was coming on. It was a Treehouse of horror i had NEVER seen. After I finished "I Dream Of Jesus" from Family Guy, the Treehouse of Horror started. It was called Treehouse of horror DCLXVI (666). Which was weird because the Simpsons only had twenty nine so far!!!!!!!!!!
The story was called "Wailin' Smithers" which I was excited because Waylen Smith er's is my favrote charachter. It started and the episode started and Smithers was stanading on a latter putting up Halloween decorations in Mr. Burns's office. When Mr. Burns' came in.
"SMITHERS!!!!!!" he shouted. "What are all these things doing in my office?! Take them down IMMDUETLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He had not noticd during his ranting that Smithers had begun to lose his balance. He fel of the ladder, and was impaled through the stomach by some random object I won't bother to describe that magically appeared on the floor underneath him.
Mr. Burns, realizing what he had done, rushed to his assistant's side.
"Oh God, what have I done?"
As Smithers lay in a bloody pool of blood, he reassured his boss that they would meet again.
"i'M gOiNg To KiLl YoU."
The next day, Mr. Burns sat at his desk hoping it was just a glitch. I was scared, because this was CRAZY for a Simpsons episode!
Then all of the sudden a loud moaning sound came fron my TV which sounded SO REALISTIC I thought it was RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
"OOOOAOAOAOAWWOWAOWAWAOAWAOAOQAPAWSAWAWA"
My ears started to BLEED WITH PAIN. Mr. Burns looked up to see a familular figure aproaching. It was Smithers, I thought, but he was dead! And he was. It turns out it was his GHOST, and his ghost had angel wings, a demonic smile, and bloody bloodshot hyper-realistic bloody eyes bleeding with bloody blood. It was SO SCARY. Mr. Burns asked how it was possibley for Smithers to be there if he was dead, to which he replied,
"I sAiD i WaS gOiNg To KiLl YoU, dIdN'T i?"
And he did. He killed him in so realistic, I can't even tell you how scary it was. Oh my god it was so spooky than the episode ended with static but the Fox Logo was still there, I never watched that episode again.
Oh yeah, and then I died.
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The Simpsons Bootleg VHS

I have been a Simpsons fan ever since I was 12 years old, I collected all the DVDs, figurines, toys, and VHS tapes. I am now 22 years old and don't really watch it anymore due to the awful modern new episodes. I thought that I would go on eBay to bring back my childhood memories by buying a Simpsons VHS tape. I changed a few options so it would show the cheapest ones since I didn't have much money at the time. I found a Tape for sale for one dollar! It seemed a big fishy as it was dirt cheap and the name of the VHS tape was just Simpsons. I decided to message the seller asking if it was a real tape or a bootleg. I got a reply 5 minutes later saying "I don't know, I got it off my Uncle". I didn't really care so I decided to buy it. About a week later it came in the mail but the packaging was really weird. It came in a normal box but inside where letters saying: "Do it". there were nearly 10 of these letters but I didn't think anything of it and decided to watch at night as I had to go to work for the day. When I got home, I got the VHS Tape and put it in my VCR. Also when I put it in it seemed really weird. It showed no commercials or any Copyright warnings. I thought it was a bootleg tape so I decided to watch it. However, It wasn't a normal Simpsons episode, The intro was really weird! The theme song sounded funny and the animation looked like it was made by a collage student. The intro wasn't normal, for example Bart wasn't writing the classic chalkboard gag, instead he was smashing the chalk into the chalkboard! At the part where Marge and Maggie are shopping, the counter lady was smearing Maggie's face into the scanning machine. When all of the characters were at the Simpsons house, the couch gag was nothing, Literally! The couch was there but the Simpsons were no where to be seen! When the episode started it was really Creepy, it started off with The Simpsons walking down the street. But the secondary characters where sitting down crying. This kept going for 3 minutes until the screen turned to black. I thought the tape was paused but seconds later The Simpsons where in there house hanging themselves! After that the credits played, the theme song didn't play, all you could here was crying. after that the tape ejected itself and I was sitting there shocked, scared. My childhood had been ruined! The next thing I decided to do was go to onto Ebay and message the seller. However, the seller's account had been deleted forever. To this day I keep the tape in my closet, never to be watched again.
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The Simpsons Final Episode

Remember when The Simpsons almost ended in 2006? You don't? Well, I do.
I remember it vividly. It was titled simply "Final Episode".
The intro had reverse music, and the couch gag was just the family on the couch,
but there was something strange about it. The eyes turned pitch black, and a bloody text appeared.
It said "I see you". This was probably a joke made by the creators.
But the episode was much more suspicious. Maggie escapes her cage, the cat knocks down a shelf,
it lands on Maggie, then Maggie was crushed. The family notices it, and takes her to the hospital.
They drove to a hospital quick, and accidentally ran over a man.
They find out that the hospital is closed, then they cry in the car, drive home, and they found out she stopped breathing. The family sobbed for 5 minutes. A criminal shoots Homer and Marge after that.
Lisa and Bart decided to run away with Santa's Little Helper.
Lisa and Bart were camping with Santa's Little Helper, but the criminal catches them and kills them, including Santa's Little Helper.
I vomited in disgust because they actually showed the gore and blood of Lisa and Bart.
My life was never the same.
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The Simpsons Hit and Run: Evil Edition

A few days ago, I was watching the critically acclaimed Pixar movie Over the Hedge 2 on my computer, when I suddenly remembered a game from my chilledhood called The Sinpons Hit n Run. I really liked that game and wanted to play it again, so I paused Ice Age 6 and opened a new tab and tried to find a free copy of the game which I can downlod unto my PC. 
I went to a schechy website and tried to download it but I got a virus instead wich forced me to pay them a billion dollars or something in ondor one hour or they'll delete all the philes on my computor makeing it a glorified paper wait. I didnt have all that money so that ment my PC was a goner. I through my cumpooturd out my window because I wasn't gonna weight for all the philes to get deleted, and after that, I went to get a copy of it on my PS2 (yes I still have one,) instead.
I went to EB Games (That's what GameStop is called in Australia,) to get a copey, but they didn't have one, so I had to get one from the Evil EB Games down the street. I asked the guy at the counter if they had a copy and he said "Yes, but it's EVIL!" I was kinda put off by that, but it was only $10, so I bought it.
When got home and played it, nothing seemed off at first. In fact, nothing WAS off. It was the eggsackt same game except for the skeleton that pops out onse in a while, but that only startles me and nothing ulse. The only strange thing that happened was AFTER I finished the game.
When I fully completed the game the same day I bought it (because im cool,) HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD WAS COMING OUT OF MY HAND!!! But then I remembered that was just because I accidentally cut myself while makeing a samwich before playimg the game and I just forgot to put a bandaid on it.
I went back to the Evil EB Games to ak them why the game was so evil. The guy at the countre respundid with "Because this is just a normal EB Games and all of the evil stuff is just a guerrilla marketing campaign for an upcoming EB Games horror movie." "Oh, that makes sense!" I replide, "But that still doesn't explane the skeleton that pops out occasionally." "That's just because you got cursed by the virus you installed onto your computer yesterday." The employee told me.
I loked behined myself and saw my old computer behind me with the timer from the viris playong on screen. There was only 5 secunds left, and wen the timer whent to zero, a horrid creecher rezumbling Homer Simpson jumped outta the screen and murderd me to death, just like how I murdered Marge.
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The Simpsons Lost Cursed Video

I used to watch The Simpsons, I really Like the show a lot, For one day, I found out that the Simpsons was Evil and Scary, I'll Tell you why. So one day, I got a suspicious Simpson DVD, so I decided to watch. And let me tell you, it wasn't Funny, instead, it was Very Scary. The episode skipped the intro, then it showed Bart being mad and sad at his Parent
Homer Said: "Why You Little" Then Homer started to strangle Bart Then it cut to them going to the zoo They see Monkeys roaming around and they look liked a family Then for no reason a Monkey Kidnap Bart. homer make scary face There was Funeral. Bart said kicked the bucket old meeting with Mr. Grim Their Uncle Died Bart faints Bart was Misbehaving Bart gets Grounded from Funeral
Bart cries so much that he didn't realized that he got Kidnapped by Monkeys Again. I was scared and I Cried Lisa was Depressed She Missed Gravestone Bart and Bart Survived Homer was Happy And Mad Homer was Voiced by Abraham Lincoln but Abraham Lincoln Was dead, Homer Made Bart eat Shorts Bart ate shorts I was getting scared, so I tried to turn the TV off, but it wasn't work
Marge Divorce Homer Homer beings cried, then Homer Hang himself to death. The Simpson family ended With everybody Hanging themselves. They All were Dead, The DVD then end abruptly.
I was scared, so I told Fox about the episode. They felt bad, so They Gave me a Simpson DVD, a sorry cake, A Wiggles VHS ,a SpongeBob DVD, a Cars VHS, a Ice age 4 DVD, Disney+ subscription, some Ice Cream and Potato Chips, a The Office DVD, a fairly odd parents DVD, a Spookley the pumpkin and a Curious George DVD So I still watch Simpsons but every time I watch it, I remember the scary episode I had just watched.
Although, once, I saw the episode on Disney+, so I didn't watch it
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The Simpsons Lost Episode

I'm sure many people know The Simpsons many so I do too. It is a masterpiece of a show and would always bring a smile onto my face though this nearly changed after this experience with a lost episode.
One day I was looking up some Simpsons Episodes on Amazon when I saw something that caught my eye at the bottom of the fourth page. It said
"NEVER BEFORE SEEN. THE SIMPSONS LOST EPISODE SEASON 19 RARE". There was a DVD in the picture and said "The Simpsons Unaired Episode" in dark grey sharpie. It was only 1 dollar and it came in the mail two days later. I popped the DVD in and got a chair. At first there was a minute of static which was odd. Then it cut to the intro but it was not normal. It was very loud and I heard a screeching noise which reminded me of a train sliding down a slippery track with it's brakes on trying to stop.
The episode started with Bart boarding a school bus with his class on a field trip and it looked normal. Turns out they were going to a lab to see some potions. Bart was fooling around and went into a restricted part of the lab of untested potions. Bart drank a potion and stared at the camera for 50 seconds. Suddenly his eyes turned red as if he was possessed by a demon and grabbed a sword. Bart came up to his class and started killing the other students by chopping their heads off or stabbing them until they died.
It then showed Bart running home in which Homer and Marge were watching tv until Bart burst in. He then said "Mom Dad bye bye" before killing them. For the rest of the episode it was just Bart killing everyone he saw.
The last scene showed Bart at a graveyard with the dead corpses of everyone in Springfield and said "I'm gonna find you." Instead of credits there was Hebrew text translating into "Bart's coming for you fast, you cant hide". The DVD ended from there.
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