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Lucid Dreaming

>Read a thread on a ritual that supposedly allows you to lucid dream
>Attempt it
>It actually works
>I can lucid dream
>All I have to do is say something and it happens
>If I say "I can fly", I can fly
>If I were to say "I used to be President", I immediately flashback to my time in office
>Other characters appear in my dream
>They start having flashbacks of their own
>I can't control them
>I have to stick to the script until their flashbacks are over
>Peter Griffin is a character in my dreams
>I have no power over him
>Every time he has a flashback I'm forced to play along
>Every night I'm trapped in an episode of Family Guy
>Become terrified of sleeping
>Eventually my body caves and I fall asleep
>Every night I'm subjected to a hellscape of pop culture references and poop jokes
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Lucid Dreaming: Just a Warning

We've all heard about it.
Some of us have tried it. Some of us have succeeded, others haven't. But...you haven't heard about the third group, have you? Well...Let me start from the beginning. You're lying in your bed.
After much research on the internet, you finally decided to try Lucid Dreaming, and all the steps have been done.
Your body enters the stage of sleep paralysis. You're starting to slip.
Then it begins. They say that what you hear, and what you think you see in sleep paralysis are just visions, just things that are there due to your brain slowly receding. You believe them.
Why do we fall into comas? Well, that will be brought up later.
Anyway, back to the subject. You start slipping more and more, and you can't wait. Eventually, you fall into the sweet embrace of sleep, you close your eyes. You have a lucid dream.
But...What happens if you don't wake up? What happens if your lucid dream turns into a never-ending nightmare? What happens, if time passes by like reality, and you are subject to all the tortures and pains that aren't even possible in real life? What do you think happens to a person in a coma?
So, in the end, just wanting to let you know. Those voices, and those things you hear right before you fall into your worst never-ending nightmare... Were they just your imagination...or was something warning you?
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Lucid Dreams

Dreams. What exactly are they? I mean sure, you can tell me the definition of dreams, and you can tell me what you had a dream about last night. However, can you tell me why we have dreams? Nobody can exactly pinpoint why they occur. Some say that they are meant to prepare oneself for the future. Some say that they are the product of the brain organizing memories, and then trying to produce a comprehensive story. Some people take this to a new level, with lucid dreams. Basically, people realize they are dreaming while still stuck in a dream, giving them the ability to control their dreams. I decided to conduct a short interview with a man who has had a lucid dream gone wrong, but... perhaps I found out more than I should have.
==The Interview==
Me: Hello, Damien.
Damien: Hello. 
Me: So, I've heard you had a lucid dream that was a bit... unusual lately?
Damien: Yes ma'am.
Me: Would you like to tell me about it?
Damien: I'd rather not... but I suppose I will.
Me: What did the dream start with?
Damien: Typical choice of a lucid dream, fighting off ninjas, you know, stuff like that.
Me: I see.
Damien: Then... out of the corner of my eye. I see this... figure. It was sort of like a shadow, it had a long face... long arms, claw like. It had glowing red eyes. It terrified the hell out of me.
Me: And then what happened?
Damien: It got closer... it went over to me... and touched me with his claws. It was at this point where I could no longer control the dream.
Me: What happened after that?
Damien: It... clawed my face off. Horribly mutilating it. My flesh was flying off my body at rapid movement. Chunks of my skin were being ripped off painfully. I could FEEL it being ripped off. I could fucking FEEL it.
Me: Then what?
Damien: The figure ripped off my limbs, face, and took out all of my eternal organs. It devoured them with it's extremely sharp teeth and long mouth.
Me: What happened when you woke up?
Damien: I noticed that my bedspread was covered in cum. It was one hell of a wet dream.
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Category:Dreams
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Category:Potty Humor
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Lucky Star DVD

This is something weird that I saw. I was bored. Like usual. I was on summer vacation as well but nothing really seemed to cure my Boredom except watching YouTube for some reason. My mom has told me to clear out the attic. So I went up to the attic and I had found a DVD. It was covered in dust. I blow it off and cleaned it with my shirt. It was a white DVD case. I opened it up and there was a DVD inside. To my surprise, it was lucky star. A good anime back when I was a kid. Yes, I've been a weeb for a really long time now. Don't judge me. But anyways, I cleared out the attic and put the DVD in my room while I helped throw out some old junk that was in the attic. After an hour of doing that, I had dinner. After dinner, I went to my room.
I grabbed the DVD and popped the DVD into my DVD player. There were three episodes on there. Under One Roof, To Each her Own, and The Talk. The menu was black text on a white background. I played the first two episodes. They were okay. I then got to the third episode, The Talk. It started out with Yui, Konata's cousin, standing in the middle of a black background. She was wearing her usual cop shirt and skirt as well. I was wondering if this was just some cheap scam of some sort. But then, she looked up and she had some sort of crazed smile. "Oh, so you think this is so funny don't you?" Yui said. I was confused at this. "Well." She then snapped. "It not fucking funny at all! You think it's all fun and fucking games! No no noooo! Fuck this shit! You went too far! I think you deserve the right to fucking die Bonnie! You went too Far!" she yelled. After that, she grabbed her pistol. "Goodbye," she said. But before she shot her pistol, the DVD stopped unexpectedly.
Ok. This is where things just went confusing for me. I ejected the disc and put it back in the case. I sat on my bed, thinking, why was this made? What made her snap? Who is Bonnie? But most importantly, what drove Yui to go insane like that? I wrote an email to the creator of the show but I really doubt I'm going to get a response back. So yeah. Just. Well. Idk. Guess I'm done typing this. But one thing's for sure. I'm probably not gonna go back up there for a long while. A very very long time.
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Luigi's Amnesia

Luigi woke up at 7:32am. He got dressed and saw that Mario wasn't at the house. Luigi was wondering where
Mario was. Luigi then got dizzy as he entered into the living room. "What happened?" Luigi said. Luigi was
drinking coffee to get ready for a job to do. Luigi went outside and was walking...
He then found Mario's Car. Luigi said, "MARIO!". The car was on fire due to a car accident. He checked to see if Mario was in the car. Mario wasn't there. Luigi saw Mario in the water looking depressed. Luigi asked Mario what happened. Mario Said, "I hit the tree and fell out of the vehicle." Luigi was curious to know what cause the car or Mario to hit the tree. Luigi asked Mario, but Mario didn't respond. Luigi then saw black spots on top of the water and fell. Luigi woke up in a dark room. Luigi then saw light come on and figured out he was in a hospital. Mario had a depressed face on him. Luigi was sad because of Mario. A docter came in a said "Luigi just had Amnesia. Take him home and let him rest." Mario took Luigi home safely. Luigi was laying down on the couch. Luigi then fell asleep. He dreamed about a word that kept on repeating over and over again. "Suicide...Suicide...Suicide..." Luigi woke up screaming. Mario ran into the living room as fast as he can! Mario ask Luigi what happened. Luigi responded saying, 
"I don't know". Mario went back into the bedroom. Luigi heard voices saying, "Suicide...Suicide...Suicide...Mario's accident...." "JUST MAKE IT STOP!" Luigi said. Mario said, "Stop what?!" "You wrecked your car on purpose!"
Luigi said. "Go to sleep and don't think about Suicide." Mario Said. Luigi woke up. "It was a dream?" Luigi said. Luigi will never forget what happened. He never told Mario what happen. All He Could think about was "Suicide".
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Category:Shortpasta
Luigi's Big Suicide

One day I was digging through some old games then I found Luigi's Mansion and a GameCube with it.I immediatley hooked my GameCube up put the disk in and was ready to play it.But when the title screen showed up it just showed foreign language I selected the file but then a cutscene played. In the cutscene Luigi was sitting on the couch in the parlor then as Luigi pulled out a swiss army knife then the screen began to flicker then Luigi stuck the knife in his eye. There I was watching Luigi scream in pain.Then I finally got to play I took Luigi to the washroom when Luigi opened the door I saw Toad's hung body I examined his body then the screen turned to blood red static. I walked back to the foyer there was a large bloody knife hanging from the chandelier I saw a floating Toad then he hit the knife his head fell off his head the body was hanging from the knife and his head was on the ground with dark red blood squirting out.Then the screen faded to black.I reset the console then the title said" Your Dead".I went to the file select screen I went to file 1 then a textbox appeared saying You will die soon I was scared to see what will happen next.Luigi was lying dead torn apart with the poltergust beside him in the middle of the foyer his head laying by the hallway door his arms by the stairs his torso cut open with his organs under his torso his legs by the entrance door. A textbox said YOUR NEXT. I smashed the gamecube and burned it and sold Luigi's Mansion at a garage sale.
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Luigi's Mansion Beta Disk

I was going through ebay to find a copy of Luigi's Mansion, since my friend had given me it, and I wanted to play it. I finally found a cheap copy of $10.00. I was like "AWESOME!" Since the rest were like $100 USED! I bought it and waited for it. After a few days, I got it and excitedly put the disk in and started it. It started normally, (or as normal as Luigi's Mansion gets) But I noticed when it started it said, "You were lucky enough to get a copy of the Beta disk. I was really bummed out, because beta disks are so yesterday. I almost sold it and got a copy of the Alpha, but something stopped me. Maybe this was the only one left. So I progressed and when I went into the restroom, the time limit ran out. I knew all about the beta game over screen, but I never expected an alternative. Instead of a picture of a possessed Luigi, I got a picture of Luigi with normal eyes but the Iris in his eyes were red. Blood red. Crimson. All of a sudden he charged the ... Camera man, I guess? I saw the guy starting to run, but each time the camera faced Luigi, he was closer than before. The his eyes returned to normal, after I heard a wail of agony, and Luigi screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE! MORE TIME! PLEASE! Please..." he started to sob in despair, and I felt bad for Luigi. All those years working along side his plumber brother, I never expected this. I saw the nastiest thing that made me want to vomit all over the TV screen, but I managed to keep my vomit down. Mario's clothes were in tatters, his blood all over his face, his eyes fixed on me. His face was raked by claws. When Luigi saw this, he grabbed his poltergust and sucked himself into it. I was shocked to see this, but I saw Prof. Egadd, your helper, appear beside the polergust, and pick it up, laughing. Then he pointed at me. I heard a evil laugh. I saw a text box appear with the words saying "Your next!" I looked at Egadd and realized in horror he was pointing at me with a green speckled face, claws similar to the claw marks on Mario's lifeless face, and he flew at the screen and my TV shut off. I had nightmares ever since, and I woke up last night from hearing the words "YOUR NEXT!" and woke up with claw marks on my arm.
, 5 August, 2013
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Luigi's revenge

This is a story i must share beuase i am sudical right now.
Anyway let get on with the creepypasta!
the year was 2008 may 28th 2:36 pm and i was waking back from school and i was bored as fuck then i saw a super mario ad on the tv but it cost to much money!it cost about 60$ i was broke as fuck. so i went home sadly.when i opned the door i sadly closed it then i lo0cked it and then i ran to my room then a bright idea popped up in my head why not just look on ebay so i seacrhed up on ebay i found the same excact disk i wentd aka the super mario disk i noticed it was selling for 0.00 $ so i clicked on buy and order faster then a cheetah.i waited about 1 week and the the package finaly arrived when i opned the box the disk was scarcthed up and had a red ink DO NOT WATCH OR HE COME FOR YOU TO.,, i was made beuase the disk wiated for one week was porably broken so aginst all my anger i put the disk in my computer wanting to watch it the intro started off noramly but it was in g major and lots of static. then the esiode slector came of there was on one it was called luigis revnge this pooked me but i shurgged it off thinking it was a joke for the esipode Big mistake.the intro sarted off with loud ear raping static so i HAD to lower it.
it stated off with mario and luigi waking on a path mario said time to same peachh wahoo!luigi time to copy mairo but just tripped mario said luigi are youok .lugi said ......yes in a sad and depressing way like so sad even satan would cry.they keep on running and it staticly for 5 mins and then cutt them in the castle droping boswer in the lava and ssaving peach. everyone shouted horway mario saved to day again luigi walked a way sadly and went to his borhter and his house and cried in the bed crying sounded like real child with made me sad!mario opned the door and aked lugi what was wrong/he said ntohing it fine mario went down a mmaking a pizza pie luigi wrote in his diary once again that asshole mario took all the credit hthid will chnage today.thi confuseded me.mario say lugi the pizza is rerady come down lugi went down with a dark shawdo cvering his eye i can not see his eye he walk down solwy an he just sart down and loo at the pizz mario said lugi your not touching th e pizza are you always eat the pizz eight away are you sure your fine?mario asked cocnecly. lugigi then pulled out a knife and stabbed mario 15 time and and killed mario.i was like holy shit fuck this shit i am out.but then lugi then grabbed a gun and shot dasiy his girlfreind and killed peach toad and anyone else who never gave him credit.then he said your next.
i looked up the person who sold it to me but it said user does not exist.
now that shared this i am killing my self afer posting this goobye....
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Luigi revenge

This is a story i must share beuase i am sudical right now.
Anyway let get on with the creepypasta!
the year was 2008 may 28th 2:36 pm and i was waking back from school and i was bored as fuck then i saw a super mario ad on the tv but it cost to much money!it cost about 60$ i was broke as fuck. so i went home sadly.when i opned the door i sadly closed it then i lo0cked it and then i ran to my room then a bright idea popped up in my head why not just look on ebay so i seacrhed up on ebay i found the same excact disk i wentd aka the super mario disk i noticed it was selling for 0.00 $ so i clicked on buy and order faster then a cheetah.i waited about 1 week and the the package finaly arrived when i opned the box the disk was scarcthed up and had a red ink DO NOT WATCH OR HE COME FOR YOU TO.,, i was made beuase the disk wiated for one week was porably broken so aginst all my anger i put the disk in my computer wanting to watch it the intro started off noramly but it was in g major and lots of static. then the esiode slector came of there was on one it was called luigis revnge this pooked me but i shurgged it off thinking it was a joke for the esipode Big mistake.the intro sarted off with loud ear raping static so i HAD to lower it.
it stated off with mario and luigi waking on a path mario said time to same peachh wahoo!luigi time to copy mairo but just tripped mario said luigi are youok .lugi said ......yes in a sad and depressing way like so sad even satan would cry.they keep on running and it staticly for 5 mins and then cutt them in the castle droping boswer in the lava and ssaving peach. everyone shouted horway mario saved to day again luigi walked a way sadly and went to his borhter and his house and cried in the bed crying sounded like real child with made me sad!mario opned the door and aked lugi what was wrong/he said ntohing it fine mario went down a mmaking a pizza pie luigi wrote in his diary once again that asshole mario took all the credit hthid will chnage today.thi confuseded me.mario say lugi the pizza is rerady come down lugi went down with a dark shawdo cvering his eye i can not see his eye he walk down solwy an he just sart down and loo at the pizz mario said lugi your not touching th e pizza are you always eat the pizz eight away are you sure your fine?mario asked cocnecly. lugigi then pulled out a knife and stabbed mario 15 time and and killed mario.i was like holy shit fuck this shit i am out.but then lugi then grabbed a gun and shot dasiy his girlfreind and killed peach toad and anyone else who never gave him credit.then he said your next.
i looked up the person who sold it to me but it said user does not exist.
now that shared this i am killing my self afer posting this goobye....
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Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Luiquid

The air was thick as I walk up towards my house. It was a crisp winter evening. I slammed the door behind me and welcomed the heat of the kitchen on my skin.
I called out for Steve, my godfather. There was no reply. That was strange; he is usually home by now. I shrugged it off and wandered into the kitchen just in time for the microwave to finish cooking my popcorn. I followed the noise towards the machine. As I pressed the button and the door swung open, smoke poured out. I was hit with the most revolting smell of burnt flesh and urine. With my eyes watering I slammed the door shut and called Steve's name.
I held my breath in search of some sort of movement. I heard a trickling sound.
Water?
I saw little droplets of clear liquid drop onto the kitchen table. It was coming from a hole in the ceiling. I dragged a chair across the floor and climbed on top and stared at the hole. It was dark and I couldn’t see through it. Stretching on my toes and reaching with my hand up to it, I felt the thick clear liquid drip down my wrist.
It wasn't water. I looked back up and then that's when I saw it. It wasn't dark anymore. The hole was now white. There was now an eyeball in the hole, staring at me. I cringed and gagged and started to shake all over but I couldn't stop looking at it.
Then it blinked.
That's when I screamed. It responded by making a high-pitched shrill noise. My eyes were watering but I held no emotion except pure horror. Then it was gone. I heard the pounding noise of footsteps and things getting knocked over. Something upstairs laughed. It was laughing but only of which belonged to a maniac who only wanted to kill for fun. I shook as I ran to the double doors, leading to the garden. I parted the curtains and there "he" was. I fell to the floor. He was tall. And those eyes were so white except for the black pits (or pupils). His mouth was a fixed grin with small pointy teeth filling them, as thin and as sharp as needles. I choked as I cried. A patch in between his legs, on his pin striped bondage trousers was red, covered in what looked like blood.
He stood in front of me, through the glass and said, "Your godfather loved it".
He laughed again. That's when I felt the glass spray across my face and a warm thick substance crawling through my veins. My body ached and all my nerves were alive. All I remember is his face staring at me as he pulled his trousers back up and crawled up the wall like a spider and clung to the ceiling above me. Then I passed out.
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Luna

At the time I was a normal boy with a love of creepypasta and anything scary. One night as I was sick, I couldn't sleep, but I heard faint humming coming from outside.
I wanted to get better, but also know what it was. But was to lazy to get up. The next night I was fine and dandy then I heard the humming again.
"What is making that sound?" I thought. I was getting curious but decided to forget it and move on with my shitty life. School started and me, hating to learn, wasn't all up to it.
I wasn't excited like the girls. I mean the only reason kids come is to see their friends and hang out with each other. then I could hear it again but it was 12 in the afternoon I only hear the hums at 12 at night.
"Does anyone hear that humming?! Whoever it is needs to stop!" I yelled grabbing everyone's attention. I wanted to go home and never come back but my mother said it was nothing.
"I really hope it is nothing." I thought. That night I put video cameras all over my room and one facing the street. when I woke up I looked at the tapes. "What the hell?" I whispered. They all faced a moon. I was scared now and wanted to get away from this street. I showed my mother but she just asked why a girl was singing in the middle of the moon. Then she started to hum with the girl and my sister walked in holding the girls hand.
"Boy? Don't you want to sing with us?" she giggled.
I was about to run with my mother but when I looked beside me... She was dead. Her knife she was using to make dinner was now deep into her chest. I ran and ran just to find my father. He had a screw driver in his eye. I wanted to cry so badly but needed to get away from this place. my sister walked in the room and was still holding the girls hand.
"My name is Luna. Don't you want to sing with us?" Now I am typing this hoping that you'll all figure out a way to keep that blasted song out of your heads. It would be your best interest in doing so. That "girl" killed my family and I am next.
Please I am begging you. DON'T. SING. WITH. HER. If you do you'll end up cursing your whole family just like my little sister did. Shhhh she's here. No. NO. NO~ STAY AWAY FROM ME!.... If your still reading this sing with me please my name is Luna and I will protect you from this cursed world. *giggle* Don't you want to sing with me?
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