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Drum stick

Drum sticks are cheap solutios for butt plugs. In order to make their distinctive sound, drums are hit with drumsticks, which are a little like penises. Penises...erm, I mean drumsticks are long and skinny, with a head slightly larger than the shaft. Drumsticks can also refer to the leg of a chicken, turkey, or dog. I like my dog drumsticks with a ranch seasoning, baked in the oven at 425 degrees F. for 40 minutes, or 24,000 degrees F for half a minute. Drumsticks are commonly made out of wood. I guess you could make them out of a bone or like...uhm... plastic or metal of some sort...if you wanted but you could just go out and buy some. They can't be THAT expensive...these could be used for, let's say physical pleasure, if you are into that. I don't recommend this. Splinters hurt.
== History ==
Some person, somewhere, invented them at some point in time. He probably just took a stick and started hitting things like a cave man.
Drumsticks are rumored to have been invented by a dude who sealed the spirits of sexy foxes in two large twigs. He then proceeded to hit some drums. They made a great sound and everyone who heard it wanted a pair of magic sticks, especially Bill Gates. After years of research, Ol' Billy invented a time machine and travelled into the future to buy tons of wood (for in the future wood is much cheaper and Bill Gates is a greedy little bastard). He then came back and invented a robot named Vic Firth whose main job was to carve the wood into skinny, penis-like sticks. Bill Gates made millions of dollars from sales of the sticks and was very pleased, but Vic Firth wasn't. One night, one late and stormy night, Vic Firth snuck into Bill Gates's bedroom and repeatedly stabbed Ol' Billy in the face for about 3 to 4 hours. Then the robot took over the drum stick company and named it Zildjian, after some Turkish alchemist. The company has been mass producing over-priced drum sticks for years now and they are nowhere near as good as the first drumsticks invented by that dude. No one knows where the mystical Fox Demon Sticks of Doom are located. Some say they are still being used, by that dude...
==Famous people who use drumsticks==
Although the Fox Demon Sticks of Doom have never been found, plenty of Famous drummers have been seen using fakes. Mike Portnoy, for example, uses eight fakes at the same time. He is also capable of travelling back in time. Everyone else who uses drumsticks are probably not important enough to be mentioned here. Seriously, Dream Theater rock.
==List of famous drum sticks==
*L Rons Humberrod
*the most famous drumstick is your drum stick - www.customdrumsticks.BIZ
== See also ==
* Drum
* Dildo
* Chopsticks
Category:Musical instruments
Category:Dildos
Drunken rambling

when I started dfrinking, i thought of creating this page, but I thought it's be pretty stoopid. now that I've drank a fair bit... I've serrided that it'd be pretty awesome. that was meant to be awesome, i mean 'decided' back there, where i wrote 'serrided', buyt i couldn't bve fucked fixing it.n m
Shhhhhhhhhhhhheit.
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== ckleRED UP ==
I JUST THOUGHT I'D MENTION HOW COOL I AM. SEE, I',M WRITING IN CAPS. = OH YEA.
okay, that's ma bit better. later, I might even add images to this, to make it funnyier, but I can't really thinkg of any...
whoo, there's an image. I couldn't believe I actua;y got that uop while iom drfunk. wait, no, that wasn't a pun.] i wasn't talk9ing about sex. no im not drunk.
== does this many headins create contenst? ==
no really, does it?
You've not been to Durness unless you've seen The Five Finger Spread executed by a master.
== what dhthe hell ieven is a ife vinger sporead ? / ==
fuckefd if i know, and neitheriwlll you. now i'm gongna go sleep fo this offff.,. hang erover willbe kielkler m ost likeykl
== othre klinks? ==
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Drunkenness

Winners of the NORTHERN TIMES MOST HIDDEN VILLAGE 2007; Also only town (except Durness) that can't get the raggie as no postal address available.
 
Drunkenness (also known as Baile Daorach in Scottish Gaelic) is a village in Sutherland, Highland, Scotland. The British Ordnance Survey are unsure of the specific location of Drunkenness, although it is thought to be hidden deep within the tiger infested Forest of Reay and found somewhere along Loch Shin between Lairg and Laxford Bridge, possibly quite near Achfary, possibly up a little glen... maybe beside a big rock (ah cannae remember, I wis pissed). A resident of the village is known locally as a Drunk, although this name has been adopted worldwide for an intoxicated person after the regional lifestyle was once portrayed in the Lonely Planet guide.
==About Drunkenness==
One of the several crofting townships within the Northwest Highlands of Scotland, Drunkenness doesn't have much going from it from the exception of one local pub, much the same as a number of the known nearby communities (such as Scourie). Even the local police at both Lochinver and Rhiconich are unsure of it's existance, although the gun shots can often be heard echoing around the Reay Forest, often followed by the yell of a cat (or a wounded wife).
One anonymous letter bearing the unique postal stamp of Drunkenness was once sent to the Ordnance Survey, claiming that the village was located close to Ben Arkle near to the hamlet of Achfary. However, Northern Constabulary raid police were unable to find anyone going by the name of Mr Ben Arkle in the hamlet and surrounding areas, although they did find an awful lot of Mackays instead. 
It is thought that the village's economy was reliant entirely on traditional crofting and fishing, although several expensive 4x4s can be seen speeding along the A838 which has lead British Intelligence to believe that it's unknown location is being exploited to harbour terrorists (or even worse... gays) in this remote part of the UK. 
To prevent any locals from leaking the secret location of the village to the outside world, anyone wishing to leave must by local bye-law drink at least two bottles of whisky, hence the drunkenness effect that may give the village it's name. Experts in Scottish literature however think that the name may be derived from Ness (meaning head / pointy bit of land) and Drunken (meaning give me a drink now bitch...).
==See also==
*Scottish Highlands
*Baldness
*Durness
*Caithness
*Ferness
*Inverness
*Declaration of Gin-Dependence
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Duck (Thomas and Friends)

Duck number 8 Great Western also known as Montague is a locomotive from the Great Western Railway who lives on the Island of Sodor who is too proud about what he does and brags on about how there is only one right way of doing things. He is from the west country just like that robot guy from Portal 2. He sports the number before 9 and a species of animal got named after him.
== History ==
Duck was built in a place and then sent to the Great Western Railway to work as a station pilot at Paddington and he did other stuff as well. He was later sent to work on Sodor back in 1955 to help with something about a harbour or something but whatever, he was rude to a diesel engine named Diesel and that is how the latter became so nasty. 
The Man of Steel discovered what a duck was in the year 1637 and named the animal after Duck.Duck (Thomas and Friends)#History 
Duck also painted the painting "The Persistence of Memory" 
In the movie The Great Race, the animators of Thomas & Friends fucked up Duck's model making it look all weird.https://ttte.fandom.com/wiki/Duck_(T%26F)/Behind_the_Scenes#CGI_model 
Years later he needed a coach and found some random arse coach named Dexter who had been broken for years but Duck, as an optimistic dumb fuck he is, tried to use him but it was no use. He was sad. He helped fix Dexter 
and turn him into a classroom for students.
== Final words ==
In his final episode as a main character, he said his last line
"Like I always say Dexter, there are two wayzer-"
== Merchandise ==
Duck has had lots of merchandise over the years including these shitty geego stains Diablock the (LEGO rip-off) made.
File:Geego.png|Shitty Diablock model of Duck number 8
File:Another crap toy.png|CRAP
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Duck proverbs

(also known as "duck sayings")
With a language as rich and diverse as Duck many colloquial sayings and proverbs have grown within vernacular use. This section is intended to highlight some of the more noted, though it does not claim to be an authority on such a large subject matter.
==Relating to Family Life==
* quack quack - "Yo' mama...." - trans. Pertaining to references to the subject's mother
* quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack - "She's MY cousin?" - trans. I was unaware of any family connection
==General Use==
* quack quack quack quack quaack quack. - "Two waddles and a quack" - trans. Not much use
* quack quack quack - "Like water off my back" - trans. I am unconcerned
* quack quack quack quack - "Read my beak" - trans. I am lying, but am pretending that I am not
* quack quack quack quack quack - "If it walks like a human and talks like a human, what is it?" - trans. a human?
* quack qua'quack quack quack quack - "Ah good, breadcrumbs again, yummie!" - trans. I wish that we could eat breadcrumbs every day
* QUACK!!! - "HUMAN!!!" - trans. Watch out, something is about to hit your head
* quack quack Quack quack - trans. And I said to the guy "You can shove that Bill up your arse"
Quack quackSucks for USC
==Specific Use==
* quack quack quack quaack quack. - "If it smells like a duck, and it floats like a duck, it probably is a duck" - trans. Open your eyes, it is a duck, moron.
* quack quack quack quaack quack. - "If it talks like a woman, and it spends like a woman, it probably is a woman" - trans. Open your eyes, it is a woman, moron.
* quack quack quack quaack Eindhoven. - "If it smells like a dump, and it looks like crap, it probably is Eindhoven" - trans. Open your eyes, this is Eindhoven, moron.
There is a long and extensive list of these sayings. It seems that either ducks have bad eye sight, or they like to call each other "moron". Also of interest is the fact that ducks seem to be able to pronounce "Eindhoven", or this could be an error in the transcript of the research.
==See Also==
* Duck (language)
* Duck
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Dude, Where's My Time Machine?

Dude, Where's My Time Machine? is a 2005 "comedy" film written and directed by H. G. Wells, and starring Oscar Wilde and Ashton Kutcher. Based on the 1898 novel, the movie is a true story which centers around Kutcher's character, who stumbles upon the perfect formula for time travel while attempting to make a bong out of a kazoo and a boat engine.
From the movie's official website:
:"You know, people were skeptical at first,' Ashton confided in me, 'And in fact, to this day Oscar and everyone else insist that he's Hugh Grant and not Oscar Wilde, but I was like, fuck that, I read Dorian Gray, okay? I think I'd know Oscar Wilde when I saw him. I read The Importance of Being Dennis or whatever the hell it was, okay? I watched Rambone. I listened to his entire Christmas album! I've got a giant erection right now!"
The film has been criticized by physicists who claim the movie paints an unrealistic picture of time travel. Celebrated physicist and cartwheel champion Stephen Hawking said, "Even if we were to accept that that many sorority sluts could travel through time at once, it is still improbable that Mr. Kutcher would end up wearing one of the girls' panties."
Also, film critics almost universally panned the movie, calling it "sophomoric," "juvenile," and "even worse than that time R. Kelly peed on me." Roger Ebert, who spoke very positively of Kutcher's work in such films as White Dicks for Black Chicks, a detective thriller set in the segregated South, said: "I just don't believe that anyone who had the ability to time travel wouldn't go back to the 40's and try to bang Rita Hayworth. You know she'd let you! She'd have to. You could easily go back in time even further and screw up her career, or something. You could say, 'Hey, Rita Hayworth is a communist!' and boom, that'd be that. If they even cared about communists back then, I can't remember."
Despite the overwhelmingly negative reaction from scientists such as Gene Ray (of Time Cube fame), the movie went on to gross more than $300 million in the US, and about fifty dollars internationally.
==Memorable Quotes==
:"Dude! You got a tattoo!"
:"So do you, dude! Dude, what does mine say?"
:"'Sweet'! What about mine?"
:"'Dude'! What about mine?"
:"I just told you. The word 'Sweet' is tattooed on your back. Is the word 'Dude' on my back? That's ridiculous. I'm never smoking weed with you again. God, I must have been baked out of my mind."
:"And Then?"
:"No And Then!"
Dude...
Dude, Where Art Mine Horse and Carriage? ~ 
Dude, Where's My Time Machine?
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Duff McKagan

Michael Andrew "Duff" McKagan (born February 5, 1964) is an American musician and writer. He is best known for his twelve-year tenure as celloist and lead triangle in Guns N' Roses. It is unknown whether Duff beer originated from Duff or Duff originated from Duff Beer. Duff is also the only human capable of surviving without a liver.
==Duff Growing Up==
After his birth, his parents moved to Seattle. He had many brothers and sisters, whose whereabouts are unknown. Rumours say they were drank by a fat man named Homer Simpson. There are also rumors of Duff being jealous of his siblings, and him taking them to Homer. When asked of this in an interveiw, he said "THE FAT MAN DID IT!".
==The Bass Guitar==
Duff fell in love with a bass guitar just like his father, but killed it, so he could play her in the band Guns N' Roses. That is how the song I Used To Love Her came to be. Afterwards, Duff fell in love and had sex with many more Bass Guitars.
==Hilary Duff==
Hilary Duff, the slut of Disney channel, was always mistaken for Duff's sister because of her last name. So, Duff killed Hilary. Her ten year-old fans didn't like it, but what did Duff do? He sent the little whiners to Homer Simpson. There, Homer ate the childern and gave Duff a card with his phone number for whenever he was getting harassed by idiotic kids.
==In Guns N' Roses ==
While in Guns N' Roses, Duff found another love,doing Axl Rose, Heroin, and Alcohol, which made his Bass Guitars jealous, and when confronted by them, he said, "Hey, at least it isn't Crack!" These affairs went on for sometime. Since his Bass Guitars left him, he decided to take up Rhythm Guitar in Loaded.
==Rehab==
In rehab, Duff learned that Heroin was a seductress out for money and Alcohol slowly poisoned him, so immediately he broke up the relationships. But the damage had already been done and Duff's pancreas exploded. After rehab, he saw Kurt Cobain on his flight home, and after he saw Kurt he sat by him to make fun of him. It was a long flight so Duff was making fun of him for hours. He must have told him to die like a bajillion times. When Kurt got home he killed himself, but investigators have found that his death was completely unrelated. Duff still decided to send a rainbow sparkly sympathy card to Kurt's gerbils, saying "Hey, at least he never got around to shoving you up his ass."
==Velvet Revolver==
Duff plays one of his loves once again in the new band he's in called Welvet Revolver. Which, is a bore for Duff, because he can't be intoxicated everyday like he used to be.
Category:American musicians
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Dummy

A Dummy is an immature way to name someone who has no smartness. They cannot do anything right and often die from angry people who are mad at them for something they messed up or something dumb they did to themselves(i.e.: licking an electric generator.). Dummies are mostly found in these places: Dummyland, Stupidopolis(formerly in Moronia but the government decided there was a difference between morons and dummies so the dummy population was "ethnically cleansed"), the White House, and you. Some scientists believe dumbness is a disease.
==Dumb History==
Most scientists believe dummys came around after the TV was invented. The scientists who think dumbness is a disease think dumbness was conceived in 1 billion BC because they think that people were really smart back then but a virus called dumbera idiotana broke loose and ravaged the land, but these scientists are considered dummys by many. The 1950s was known as the DDA(dummy discrimination age) where dummys were not allowed to have as many opportunities as smart people but when their numbers grew people agreed to give the dummys full rights. Most everything about dummy history is lost because dummys are not very good at recording history.
Most dummies are between -8 feet and 9 feet tall, can be black, white, asian, mexican, european, catholic, Jewish, and anyone else who is not the president of the united states. The united states president is the president of all the dummies. Therefore if you were to look at it in a sence, we are all dummies. welcome to the world of car crash dummies, drunk dummies, stinky dummies, kinky dummies, and otherwise dumb dummies.
==People Who Dummys Are a Danger To==
*themselves
*smart people
*blacks
*asians
*whites
*hispanics
*indians
*jews (you just think you are so special)
*prodistants
*catholics
*race car drivers (BOOM)
*Rocket scientists
*and YOU!
==Famous Dummys==
*most presidents (especially George Bush)
*every politician
*your mom
*you
*everyone you know and ^you^ <<<mentioned before!
*That thing in your little brothers mouth, you dummy!!!
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Dune (disambiguation)

A dune is a hill of sand.
Dune may also refer to:
* The Dune Series created by Frank Herbert
** Dune: Frank Herbert's original Hugo and Nebula award winning masterwork and the movie based on the novel.
** The continuation of the Dune Series by profiteering hack fan fiction author small-cock shitheap Kevin J. Anderson and some other guy.
*That time I was nearly raped by Feyd Rautha Harkonnen during my sojourn in Dune
*Ayn Rand: In the kingdom of the sand
*Sting: He rules over all the land
Dungeon Keeper

Dungeon Keeper is a strategy video game released for the PC in which the player attempts to build and manage a dungeon (or basement) while protecting it from computer-controlled Robocops intent on stealing the users accumulated treasures. The mythical game was discovered by scuba divers in the Bermuda Triangle and declared holy by Peter Molyneux in July 1079.
==Last known players==
* Marc Dutroux is world's record holder with 6 teenage girls.
* Pedobear
* Peter Molyneux himself
* Three Scientology extremists named Josh, Rick and William.
* Josef Fritzl is in this list but doesn't really count because he was banned by cheating. Using your own family is not fair.
==Gameplay==
The original scriptures about the actual way of playing this mythical game have been long lost during the Bonobo Wars in 1344. There are some assumptions, but most people simply don't care. The only remains about Dungeon Keeper are the Holy Tablets of DK that describe creature abilities and weaknesses and recommended penis lengths and girths.
==The Holy Tablets of DK==
The Holy Tablets of Dungeon Keeper are the only found remains of the rules of Dungeon Keeper. The actual text was microscopically carved in mirrored Chinese. The tablets were found in Mark Dutroux's dungeon in Sars-la-Buissière. Due to the economic recession in 1188, the Holy Altar had to be combined with the southern wall to spare resources. Because the Tablets were found in his dungeon, it is assumed that Mark Dutroux is the Father Keeperanian, the highest order in Keeperism.
There are two Tablets and they are formed like cuboids with cylindrical holes through the bottom and top face. They have a brownish-reddish color and are quite porous apart from the inscriptions. They look like ordinary bricks used to build a house but their main difference is that they make a high pitched buzzing noise and glow in the dark. When there is a full moon, they start to float in mid air.
==Creatures==
The game features many creatures to aid the player to escape from the police or to help recording the pornographic scenes with the children, most of the times co-starring with the player himself.
* The Horned Reaper primarily aids the player to escape from the police by going complete apeshit on their asses and knocking out each one of them, usually followed by a brutal fist fucking but never on Saturday.
* Imps aid the player in building the dungeons. They can easily make cubic pieces of earth disappear with two or three pick axe swings. Triangular cuts, however...
* Trolls form a valuable defense system, they annoy a lot and their corpses form a great barricade. Trolls are practically infinite.
* Other creatures include pixies, gophers, salamanders, black knights, mistresses, faggots, etc. don't do a lot other than eating eggs and being part of masochistic activities or gambling. When needed, they serve as the best body shield imaginable.
==See also==
* Behind you! Watch your six, you never know when you're the victim.
* Religion
* Concrete
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