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Kyle XY

Kyle XY Is a show about a young, gay boy without a belly button who sleeps in a tub. It is thought that this show may actually be based off of true events since there was a man named Joe from a small town called Joetown in PA who actually has no belly button and slept in his tub with his two dogs: ruff ruff, and dead dog, shoe shoe. It is also the technical term for the form of amnesia in which the universe forgets your past. Because the universe cannot remember your imperfections, it thinks of you as a perfectly virtuous prodigy in everything that you do. People fall for Kyle for some strange reason, who the hell would fall for a dumbass freak??? Amanda, Jessie, Hilary. If you've ever wanted to be a superhuman, this is what you're hoping for. It does, however, have the side effects described below.
==Side effects==
===Universal panicking, prevention of===
Because the universe believes you have no past, if you appear to know something without pretending to have learned it within three seconds, the universe will panic and question everything it knows. This is generally believed to lead to bad special effects.
===Mysterious corporation that created you and others===
Because the universe can't quite bring itself to believe that you've appeared , it creates a side plot in which a corporation has a classified project that led to the creation of the superhuman you. This leads to the unfortunate side effect of detectives hired by the corporation following you around. This is good news for this show's main character, however, who enjoys being poked in the rear end by strangers.
===Sandal-wearing, granola-eating activists===
Because a corporation has created something unnatural and disgusting (e.g., you) the universe reasons that there must be activists fighting to expose their unethical actions. So, of course, they pop into existence.
==Known beneficiaries==
*God
*Bruce Lee
*Chuck Norris
*Arnold Schwarzenegger
*Neo
*Shit
**Britney Spears
==See also==
*Heroes
Category:Television
Category:Mutants
LBC

LBC is a British politically unaffiliated radio station headquartered in someone else's building. It was first aired in 1973, and lasted for 20 years until being de-aired on my brother's -26th birthday/September 3rd 1993. It was reaired at some point and is now hosted by idiots.
==Hosts==
Here are a couple current and former LBC hosts.
===Iain Dale===
Gay, Conservative, beats up pensioners and is a fan of David Davis.
===Nigel Farage===
Former leader of UKIP, and former call-in show host. He got pranked by the comedian Joe Lycett.
===Nick Ferrari===
NYOOOOOOOOM!
===David Lammy===
David Lindon "Diversity Quota" Lammy is Member of Parliament for Tottenham, poor sod. He is a very nice man. They shouldn't call him Diversity Quota.
===James O'Brien===
Twat.
===Maajid Nawaz===
Shouty man. Got imprisoned in Egypt for his association with Hizb-ut-Tahrir. Fucking centrist.
===Eddie Mair===
Fat fucking Scotsman. Left the BBC with "no fuss or faff".
Category:Radio stations in the United Kingdom
Category:Radio
Category:Radio stations
Category:British culture
LETS NOT BE GAY

SO, APPARENTOY RA B THINKS WRITNGIN ABOUT THE GAY BOIS DOING THE GAY
[21:43] <RAHB> shit that's a good idea
[21:43] <No_one_at_all> i dunno man that sounds pretty gay SIS GAY! FUCK THAT GUY
! GAY NOIX DOING THE GAY SHIT!!!!
BANANANANBNANAGNBN
VAN BAN ANAM BAN BAN!
OH GOD I HOW TE THE TITLE IST' HOMOPHOVIPC ...... NO HATE.
CREMEM DE MINTHE!!!!!
category:Accidentally-created memes
LGBT

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LGBTQ+ is the codename that the folks behind the gay agenda go by. Each letter (and color) stands for:
*Lesbians
*Gays
*Bisexuals
*Transgender people
*Queers
*+ everybody else
If you ever find any of their members, you shall approach with caution. Rumor is, they are GAY GAY GAY GAY.
LMMS

LMMS is a free and open-source program mostly used by Linux nerds and Geometry Dash kids that want to make dubstep (not to be confused with pirates. These are too afraid to pirate FL Studio, which is why do they use this awful copy). It has 18 bad plugins and 3 good ones. Some demos also come with it, but they're very distorted and bad. It also has this thing named Beat/Bassline, but everybody hates and nobody uses it.
==Features==
This program features:
* a library of bad and probably copyrighted samples,
* broken plugins,
* bugs,
* bugs,
* bugs,
* crashes,
* crashes,
* crashes,
* lag (and also more crashes).
==History==
LMMS before stood for Linux MultiMedia Studio (it wasn't multimedia, since it could only make audio), but now it stands for Look, My Music Sucks. 
===0.x.x versions===
This program was started in 2005 by its creator, TobyDox. TobyDox later moved on from this program, as it was (and still is) an unholy mess that nobody liked. From version 0.0.1 to 0.3.0 almost nothing happened. Version 0.3.0 changed something, added some buggy plugins, fixed some bugs and added some more. 0.4.0 is the version that added the biggest amount of bugs until 1.2.0. It got 10 15 maintenance updates in order to add more bugs. 
===1.x.x versions===
Version 1.0.0 was released in 2014. There were 3 maintenance versions that added some translations and just a little bit of bugs. The LMMS users were disappointed by the small amount of bugs that were added in the new version, and TobyDox was forced to hand over the leadership to tresf. After a few release candidates, 1.1.0 was released. It wasn't a very remarkable update, as it added a very small amount of bugs. It got just 2 maintenance updates. After 1.1.0, the leadership was given to umcaruje, who quickly transferred it to PhysSong. The new leader released 8 release candidates, and then 1.2.0, which holds the record for the most bugs released in a new version of LMMS. The users were very happy with over 5 pages of documenting all the new bugs. 1.3.0 is currently in the alpha stage and is actively being filled with new bugs by the unpaid volunteering developers.
==Reviews==
==Best of LMMS==
Best of LMMS (often abbreviated as BoL) is a yearly competition where people are competing to make the best song in LMMS. It is known for its judges, who are very lazy, and often take 5 weeks to rate a single song. There have been 9 Best of LMMS competitions so far. The winners of those competitions are mostly forgotten, because all the songs are bad and nobody wants to listen to them.
Category:Music history
LOL

LOL
From the Dutch word Lølen, the term LOL (pronounced as one word, with a long "o", as in "Dude, I was lolling so hard that I fell over.") is commonly used throughout the internet as a means to show empathy, standing for 'Lots of love'. It can also mean 'I have nothing better to say'. LOL is not to be confused with lol, which is just a man with his arms raised. 
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== Example ==
<jameskf> My Mum just died :(
<DriverMan> LOL
<karg> LOL, that's so sad.
<qfeen> LOL :(
<drunk> LOL
<cranyon666> Thats *really* sad LOL
<eggmaster> I feel your loss
<eggmaster> LoL
<fust0r> LoL, Hope it wasn't a long and painful death 
<jameskf> Thanks Guys your the best intarweb pals i got!
<drunk> We're always here for you, LOL. 
==See also==
*Lolology
LPA

The LPA stands for the Long Penis Award. It was won 26 times by Mike Oxlong. The competiton consists in having the Longest Penis. Not to be confused with the Largest Penis. 
== How it works ==
The LPA consists in using a measuring tape to measure the Penis Length of each contestant. The winner gets awarded with the Golden Penis Trophy, along with a $100.000 cash prize.
== Growth ==
Thats what she said
The Long Penis Award started in 2003, the year that at least 1 person was born. It wasn't that big of a deal until 2005 where it became malware that makes you logout of your Uncyclopedia account.
LTE (telecommunication)

LTE (acronym for Long Term Evolution), illegally marketed as "4GeneralMarijuana LTE", is the newest standard for using the Internet at transfer rates of up to 1 million penises per second. It was created by the drunk American people because they consider LTE to be an alcoholic standard. LTE is used by 150 drunk countries (including the hyperdrunk United States) worldwide. LTE is more evil than its ancestor (3G).
== Psychoactive goal ==
The goal of LTE is to increase the number of Internet-addicted people, encourage porn, and teach each president (of any classes) to rape any Asian boys worldwide. All countries, except countries that are fully Muslim-based, accept the goal of LTE.
== LTE devices/rapists ==
Devices that use LTE as their default networking mode are psychoactive drugs called LTE devices or rapists. Those illegal drugs are so active that they make you addicted to the Internet forever. LTE devices contain unusual parts and are made of illegal ingredients. Shit! LTE rapists are just being illegal! Yuck!
=== Ingredients ===
LTE rapists are made of the following illegal ingredients:
*Beer
*Urine
*Semen
*Feces
*Vaginal fluid
*Satan
*Jesus Christ acid
*Pus
*Presidential brains
*Live rapists
=== Parts ===
LTE rapists contain the following unusual parts:
*Shark tooth
*Scientific rapist
*Electric penis
*Vaginally cancerous processor
*Allergic memory
*Penile port
*Vaginal circuit
==Effects==
LTE is associated with possible effects such as:
*Masturbation per minute
*Malnutrition
*Let us have sex!
*Masturbating a priest
Category:Evil
Category:Technology
L shaped Toast

In an achievement that was never supposed to make it into the hands of men, we will show you the "L-shaped toast". Invented by Dr. Murphy in 1998, "it gives toast a function", describes Murphy. "What we have here is a Lateral to perpendicular toasten structure". With its new improved shape toast will indeed survive into future.
==Why L shaped toast was created==
L shaped Toast is but one method to stymie Murphy while eating breafast.
For example when a slice of bread is toasted and passed through one of two slots a phenomenon known as Quantum toast or Schroedinger's toast occurs. At this point the slice is nether buttered nor unbuttered until one bites into the slice or drops it on the floor at which point the wave packet collapses and the slice condenses into it's unbuttered or buttered state respectively in accordance with Murphy's Quantum Law.
Other attempts at solving the toast problem have been done in the infamous Anti-Gravity Cat Experiment
==Conspiracy Theories==
In response to many people claiming to see Jesus and other such pop stars in their toast, many people have used L shaped toast to claim that they have seen the letter L in their toast. 
Yoda claims that he owns the copyleft for the letter L and therefore anybody who owns a piece of L shaped toast is automatically breaking the law under the Intergalactic law by little green elves imposed is. Santa, who employs Yoda to make his kid-bribes, refused to comment on the situation but made a formal statement in which he recommended the letter L for being particularly useful as a level / crowbar / probe.
The Federal Institute of Right Angles (formerly Fed. Inst. of Wrong Angles, but changed after this information was found to be wrong) have also sued the manufacturers of L shaped toast for containing too many right angles. The producers of the toast retorted by saying that the views were "obtuse" and that the institute needed to look at things from another angle.
Monkeys have also issued a formal statement regarding the toast, of which the following is an extract:
Despite the use of the word 'ape' in "L shaped toast" we do not in any way endorse this product. In fact, as you're asking, we prefer our toast in the shape of a banana. 
George Bush stated that he has a fear of inward-pointing corners and complained about the government trying to kill them with his breakfast.
===Toast (other meanings)===
A lot of people, (too many, argues roadsweeper Saddam Einstein) confuse L shaped toast for the toast as in "let's propose a toast". This results in a large number of toasts being made in the shape of the letter L, thus spilling the drink all over the table and nearby anteaters.
==See also== 
*Toast
*Buttered Toast
*Murphy's Law
*Wild Toast
*P shaped toast
*Q shaped toast
*Cheetos
Category:FoodCategory:Toast
Labor Day

Labor Day is a federal holiday in the United States, Canada, Australia and a small part of Iraq where everyone has burkas, its celebrated on the first Sunday in August to honor and recognize the hot teenage pregnancys filmed at home in the style of a Softcore POV featuring multiple men and women taking turns, switching partners and threesomes and the works and contributions of their pussys to the development and achievements of the kids who they also will eventually have sex with. Its on Sunday because God likes to watch.
Beginning in the late 19th century, as the rate of teen pregnancy grew and labor movements grew, a couple of horny guys proposed that a day be set aside to celebrate sex with girls. "Labor Day" was promoted by the Central Union of Numerous Teens which organized the first ankle showings in New York City. In 1887, Oregon was the first state of the United States to make it an official public holiday. By the time it became an official federal holiday in 1894, thirty states in the United States officially celebrated hot teenage pregnancy.
== Labor day vs May day ==
After the pokegirl May was introduced into the Pokemon anime, many guys wanted to fuck her and the amount of people that were jerking off to a pokegirl was in the thousands so they decided to create May day, a holiday celebrated in May for humor value, so everybody could fuck May. Until some people were addicted to fucking her because she was so good, and stretched May Day the whole of may, so they could fuck May for a month. However, as May grew old, she was getting a little less competent, not to mention her menopause. Therefore May Day was abolished. To celebrate this end of this sexual immorality Fest, Christian parents made May Day: "Conservatism day", in which you celebrate chastity. Until a Horny teenager lashed out AT this laborious morality and reinstitated May day,.though under the name of "labor Day", from the greek Labores, sex.
== Unofficial Start Of Summer ==
Labor Day is called the "unofficial Start of summer" because it marks the start of the many teen sex orgies of the year.
In fashion, Labor Day is considered the first day when it is acceptable to wear cum on your face in a public restaurant.
== Labor Day ==
To take advantage of large numbers of potential customers with time to shop, Labor Day has become an important weekend for discounts by many retailers in the United States, especially for dildos, vibrators and plush foot moulds. Some retailers claim it is one of the largest sale dates of the year.
== See also ==
* Independence Day
* Thanksgiving day
* Valentine's Day
* Christmas Day
Category:Holidays
Category:Holidays in the United States
Laboratory

Laboratories are places where-can be found the most timid of creatures, Scientists!
Scientists use Laboratories to enhance their knowledge of science and lots of other interesting things... like explosions. Laboratories are commonly found inside pre-existing glass boxes which were formed as a result of the high temperatures and cubical nature of the Early Earth.
These Glass boxes are then filled with lots of white shiny plastic items and tables before finally having lots of strangly named chemicals and buzzing boxes put in. Following the installation of all this crap equipment, the scientists can begin to randomly add things together and put electrical currents through them in a process they call "Experimenting".
==Experimenting==
Experimenting with things has been around since there have been things to experiment with, Some of the first experiments involved rocks and heads and this lead to the ancient discovery that red stuff is better off inside the body than outside.
Later experiments with other humans proved that when seeds are planted they will grow into plants! However a nearby tribe pointed out 
This lead quickly to a realisation, thanks to a breakthrough experiment, that you shouldn't piss off a hungry tribe, and also that humans taste of chicken.
These experiments took place outside of a lab as they are quite simple experiments based on observation and impulse only. Pretty soon a lab was going to be needed to experiment on more complex stuff... such as dead bodies!
In the 18th century experimenting on dead bodies was done in a special type of lab known as a Theatre. Because back then there were only 501 TV channels and so people were very bored. To help this Scientists that were cutting up dead bodies decided that it would be best to invite the public in to see this gruesome spectacle.
Through many trial and error attempts at cutting open dead bodies eventually one was successfully cut open! Many people came and drew pictures of the inside of the human body and a new science was born. "Analytical Notation And Tabulation Of Motor Yellow" or ANATOMY for short.
(The scientists wanted to think of a better use for the letter Y but Anatomy just sounded cool at the time and so they stuck with it.)
Modern experimenting is done on a microscopic or Massive scale with experiments sometimes lasting over 20 or 30 years! Hence why many scientists create things like Glowing pigs or cloned sheep, they're just very bored.
Also, in many schools old experiments (such as the one concerning rocks and heads) are preformed in order to convince children that their teachers are not liars. Likewise Scientists sometimes check eachothers work to see that they are not lying... however this is usually a fruitless effort as scientists generally just steal the work they were supposed to be checking.
*See Einstein's Theory of Relativity and His history as a Patent Clerk.
==More to come later==
Title says it all... ...dumbass...
==See Also==
*Rodent Scholar
Category:Science
Category:Dangerous
Laconophilia

Laconophilia is the uncontrollable desire to have sex with Sparta.
It was so named because Sparta is in the area called Laconia. When coming up with the name, "spartaphilia" was discarded for fear that the inflicted would immediately start humping the mere word. Thus, it was for safety reasons that laconophilia was chosen instead.
It is rumored that Spartacus was the illegitimate child of a successful impregnation of Sparta or impregnation by Sparta (it is not known whether Sparta is male or female). DNA testing has been suggested, but is impossible as the body of Spartacus has been raped to dust by combination necro-laconophiles.
==Signs of laconophilia==
If you or a loved one are experiencing these signs, it may indicate experimentation with or fantasizing over Sparta:
*Always cutting off the phrase "This is..." with the correction, "No... THIS... IS... SPARTAAAAAAA!"
*Have seen 300 more than five times and/or can quote more than five lines from it.
*Inability to have a normal conversation with out referencing something to do with Sparta.
If you witness these somewhat serious signs, an intervention should be planned and bring a tranquilizer gun:
*A poster of King Leonidas on their bedroom wall.
*The urge to visit southern Greece.
*The desire to dine in hell.
If someone is showing these critical signs, they need to see a mental health professional right away, where shock therapy or lobotomy should be expected:
*They masturbate to non-nude scenes in 300, specifically when a man is being kicked down a pit.
*Screaming "SPARTAAAAAAA!" during an orgasm.
*They like running around shirtless with a shaved chest, wielding a long knife, and wearing a red cape over one shoulder.
==Causes==
There is still much debate over whether laconophilia is a choice or the inflicted are just born that way and can't help what ancient civilizations they love.
On one hand, there is no such thing as a laconophilia gene, nor is there any actual scientific evidence that suggests it is in any way inherited.
However, many laconophiles will argue that they "didn't just wake up one day and decide to become a laconophile", nor would they want to in this abusive laconophobic society.
Supporters of laconophilia argue that the lifestyle is entirely natural, pointing to the fact that many animal species, such as the Peloponnese Slow Worm, can only be found in Southern Greece, apparently demonstrating that laconophilia is present in nature as well.
Some statistics demonstrate that a child raised by two laconophilic parents are no more prone to become laconophiles themselves than any other child.
==See also==
*Sparta
*300 (film)
*Worst 100 Sexual Perversions
Category:Fetishes Category:Sexuality Category:Sparta
Lairg

The village of By Lairg (Scottish Gaelic: An Luirg) is a small settlement in Sutherland, a remote county within Highland region, Scotland. It is located at the bottom of the Shin, which pretty much makes it the ankle I suppose. 
==About Lairg==
It has a population of around 100 despite everywhere being around or by Lairg. The village is only populated as it is the one and only place in Sutherland from which it is possible to escape. This is due to a railway station which isn't even in Lairg but was in fact purposely built a couple of miles out to get tourists lost and walk the wrong way towards Bonar Bridge. It worth noting that if you enjoy spending 2.5 hours waiting on a late train in the pissing rain, then Lairg is the place to be. If you also enjoy geting a bus to Lairg from the north and having to wait another 4.5 hours until the scheduled train time, then you should probably think about buying property here. Either that or rent out Carbisdale Castle on an extended lease. The other way out is a double tracked road towards Inverness... yes that's right, a double tracked road in Sutherland! The only other two single track roads to the north and west head towards Altnaharra and Durness / Kinlochbervie and don't really go anywhere after that. Somebody once said there was a secret road to Rogart but locals claim he was lying.
However, Lairg is famed for having the largest sheep beauty pageant in Europe and the only traffic jams in Sutherland as a result. Farmers and crofters flock (an interesting pun) from as far as New Zealand to eye up the sheep, hoping to buy their prized ram or ewe in an auction that's responsible for blocking that only double-tracked road of the whole place. Come here at the wrong time and you will be trapped forever. People have been known to have died from hunger and dehydration waiting in the traffic jams, although one German family once escaped thanks to rationed tin cans in the back of their campervan and sacraficing little Heidi in the front seat. From that point onwards it is unknown what happens to the sheep, but we can only fear the worst... and it's not lamb chops.
===Districts of By Lairg===
thumb|200px|right|Cartographers are unsure of the specific location of Lairg, though it is thought to be somewhere around here.
*Durness, by Lairg
*Drunkenness, by Lairg
*Kinlochbervie, by Lairg
*Tongue, by Lairg
*Scourie, by Lairg
*Altnaharra, by Lairg
*Lairg, by Lairg
*Elphin, by Lairg
*Inverness, by Lairg
*London, by Lairg
It should be noted that the reason everywhere is by Lairg is that nobody from the Ordnance Survey actually knows where Lairg is. Although it was documented in a 1834 parish report that it was built on the shores of Loch Shin, this could be anywhere along this 354 mile long stretch of inland water which was also home to Nessie's cousin the Carbisdale Monster until it swam into the Hydro power station turbines by mistake. Some claim that it was moved abroad during the Highland Clearances whereas others claim that it simply amalgamated with Bonar Bridge. 
category:Towns in Scotland