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Can't you read? There's no article here, nope, nothing. I know you probably expected some sort of joke, like what's usually around here, but no, there's nothing. I know, I know, you're expecting this to be all funny, ha ha ha. Well it isn't. There simply isn't anything here. Nope, nothing. Zip, zilch, nada. 
== There is still no article here ==
 
Really, there isn't. Go and read some of the interesting and funny content on this site. I know you'll enjoy it. Go on. Leave. Go do something fun and interesting. Hey, why don't you go here, here, or here? I'm sure it's much more interesting that this, where there is no article at all.
Bye!
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Please, I guarantee that This article is WAY more interesting than this page or is Here, so fuck off and have fun reading that. 
Fine, want more greater articles? What about Here, Here, Here, or even Here?
God seriously, do you expect something at the bottom of this page, like a hot naked chick dancing???
Look, I'll make a deal, if you stop reading this page-that-is-not-an-article, I swear to God that a hot chick will come to your house, and she's all yours to keep, K?
Offer Declined...
 
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Dude, 3 words.
GET
A
LIFE
Leave this place now!
Seriously, are you brain dead? LEAVE NOW!!!!
Your mother will die if you don't leave this page.
She's dead now. Happy? Next will be your crush...
Now e he/shis dead. NOW GO!!!!!
I swear, if you don't leave right now, Slender Man will kill you tonight in your sleep.
GO.
I HATE YOU
Don't you have anything else to do?
Seriously, this line wasn't even funny.
I got an idea: GO TO NORTH KOREA!!!
If you click here, you will get a trillion dollars.
I bet you saw it was linked to "Penis". I hate you so much.
GO LICK A CACTUS OR SOMETHING!
oh, come on. you do realize that the punchline is that the end of this page is just going to be blank, right?
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Are you retarded or something? Seriously!
Seriously, are you on Meth? Pot? Crack? Heroine? Mushrooms? LSD? Cocaine? Toad? A combination of all those drugs? You really must be on drugs to be thinking there's something at the end of this article. BTW, THERE ISN'T ANYTHING AT THE END OF THIS FUCKING ARTICLE!!!!!!!
Seriously........................
It's crack, isn't it?
Or heroine, it's got to be heroine!
Maybe you aren't drugged. ... LEAVE NOW!!!
GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I GOT IT! YOU'RE DRUNK!
You aren't, are you? Damn.
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..............What's your problem?! Just go away! Do you have any idea how stupid it is to look at this? It's not even an article! Oh my god!
== GODDAMMIT, FUCKING LEAVE!!!!!!!!!! ==
NOW!
OH GREAT THUNDERING TYPHOONS!!!!!!! THE EARTH IS GOING TO EXPLODE IN 10 SECONDS!!!! THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO LEAVE THIS ARTICLE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck it, I give up.
YOU SUCK. NOW FOR ATTEMPTING TO FIND SOMETHING IN THIS NON-ARTICLE PAGE (WHICH THERE ISN'T) YOU HAVE RECEIVED MULTIPLE BRAIN TUMORS, LUNG CANCER, LEUKEMIA, HERPES, TRENCH FOOT AND JUST ABOUT EVERY DISEASE YOU CAN IMAGINE 
I still hate you, though
There’s no crying in tennis

Now, son, I love your perseverance. Your willingness to put your all in everything you do, in my honest opinion, is one of your more admirable qualities, and that’s the truth. But, son, that is something you need very much to know, and it comes right from the bottom of my heart. There are a lot of things you could cry in, son. The game of tennis is not one of those things.
Tennis is a man’s game, son. Crying would show to both your rival and the crowd that you’re weak. I know you have a backbone, son, but those two I’ve just mentioned can’t see that if you’re crying. I do not need to be convinced, but they do. You need to prove it to them. If you can’t prove it to them, I’m afraid you just don’t belong on the court.
==Okay, lemme tell you a story.==
I wasn’t always the strong, rugged man you now see as your father. When I was a boy, I was just like you. Everybody who knew me personally knew for a fact that I was stronger than I looked, but if I wanted to be taken seriously, I needed to show that to people outside of my circle. It was a difficult journey, son. There were highs and lows, but that comes with any other journey. I aimed for the gold, the prize, son, and never looked back.
==The game of tennis changed me.==
When I first started playing, though, I wasn’t the greatest at it. I’d always hurt myself and sprain my knee. Sometimes, I even had to go to the emergency room. The kids that I played with were strong, son. They were handsome men who were very popular; loved by women and envied by fellow men. It was awfully difficult, son. But, in spite of it all, you know what I never did?
==I never cried.==
That’s right, son. I never ever cried in the midst of it all. Even at my lowest points, even in the losses that were the hardest to swallow, there were zero tears in my eyes. Why? Because I knew that if I cried, it would be an open sign to those men I fought with that I had given up. And that just wouldn’t slide, oh no no no.
==Now, go out out there==
and show those damn kids who’s boss around here, please. For your ol’ dad’s sake. 
Category:Tennis
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Therian

A therian is a member of the cult known as therianthropy, in which nerds wear wolf shirts every day of their lives. This leads them to, after many days of repeated wear without washing, smell "like the animal." On rare occasion, a different animal is depicted.
The cult is figure-headed by Anne Rice, Ann Coulter and Ayn Rand, who are all vampires. The exact arrangement of hierarchy is unknown and kept a secret by organization members. However, it is speculated that these three came to power believing that they would be advancing the vampire position against werewolves, And according to research by esteemed Hardvard scientists, most members of this cult are between the ages of 7-13.
==Shifting==
According to the cult's leaders, therians possess the capability to turn into their favorite animal using Satanic [[magic]PUSSY! types of shifts available to powerful therian wizards, the most well-known of which are M-Shifting and P-Shifting.
===M-Shifting===
M-Shifting occurs when one takes the red pill and finds out that he can turn into a well-liked animal such as a wolf or bonobo. However, this is not real and is only inside the Matrix. I'm in the Matrix right now. I'm looking around and I can tell you it's not all it's cracked up to be. The walls have pillows all over them and it took me forever but I finally got the musty white jacket off me and I can move my hands around. Score one for me 'cause I'm so cool!
===P-Shifting===
P-Shifting (not to be confused with pee-shifting, which is best taken care of at a fire hydrant) is when one leaves the Matrix and discovers that they are actually a non-human animal accidentally placed into the battery system of our Robot Overlords. I have pee shifted before. It's the best thing you can ever do! I wasn't drunk either. I live with my mom in her basement so I pee shift in my free time.
==Influence in society==
Therians only have influence in society through the internet, which they spend the majority of their time on. This means that compared to cats, iPod, and George W. Bush, they have an extremely large amount of influence.
Indisputable proof arrived in late 2006 that therians were responsible for Hurricane Katrina, and global warming in general. Confusingly, all therians are required to be members of Greenpeace.
==Becoming a therian==
You can become a therian in many different ways.
*Drinking hemlock
*Getting a lobotomy
*Killing a first-born son
*Huffing grues (not recommended)
*Becoming a Scientologist
*Becoming a Jehovah's Witness
*Becoming a Wiccan
*Becoming a furry
*Becoming an Atheist
*Visiting the moon
*Having sex with a Minotaur
If one of these actions is taken, you must immediately purchase an animal t-shirt and wear it for the remainder of your life, or else the American police will issue a fatwa against you.
==See also==
* Mental illness
*Vampire
*Werewolves
*Cult
Category:Subcultures
Category:Furry
Category:Idiots
Thiruvananthapuram

Thiruvananthapuram is the capital and largest city of Kerala. The long name was chosen to confuse people and make them type the name wrong, so residents could joke and tease them. However, the people who didn't live in Thiruvananthapuram didn't think that was funny, and refer to Thiruvananthapuram as Trivandrum. Sometimes.
==History==
Once upon a time, the Malayali Varma clan decided to build the city of Thiruvananthapuram. From this point onwards, they decided to call themselves the Aye dynasty, pronounced similar to the Canadian saying, "Eh!"
In the 1700s, the Aye dynasty decided to change their name to the Thiruvithamkoor dynasty to twist the tongues of their subjects. The British diplomat, who was originally born in Canada, then exclaimed, "He gotcha, eh!"
==Climate==
The climate of Thiruvananthapuram is humid, of course. It's similar to the climate of Kolkata but without the extreme heat or the slums. 
==Lulu Mall==
A new addition to the Thiruvananthapuram skyline is the Lulu Mall (named after the Lulu Hookah Smoke Shop in Bahrain). Created by the Muslim Yousef Ali, it was a gift of a splendid nature for the city. Lulu Mall gave rise to the inevitable Lulu Casino right next door, which is now one of the greatest tourist attractions of the city.
==See also==
* Pune
* Bangalore
Category:India
Category:Cities in Asia
This

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This is the opposite of that. This is an Uncyclopedia article; it was written by me, and is being read now by you. This has become one of the most controversial articles on Uncyclopedia due to its being the only article containing the words "Oscar Wilde is a sham."
The controversial nature of this article has created a cult following among those who don't know what they are talking about. They assert that all of the following lines appear in this article:
*The truth is true
*Lies are false
*Wikipedia is true
*Oscar Wilde is a sham
*Uncyclopedia is made up
*Everything I say is a lie. (but how can that be true if everything you say is a lie? But you are lying, so it must be true! But- Boom!)
This last statement has been particularly troublesome. Many read it, believing that everything in Uncyclopedia is true, only to discover, through Uncyclopedia itself, that Uncyclopedia is made up.What idiots! However, if Uncyclopedia is made up, then how do they know for sure that the statement "Unyclopedia is made up" is true? This has created a paradox, which has succeeded in sucking all of this article's cult following out of the space-time continuum. Most others deny that such a statement ever appeared in this article.
This is often confused with that, which is most assuredly not this, because that article could not possibly be this article.
It is important to note that this is not "this", but only an article about this.
In the end, the only absolute truth is this: 1=2
Actually, the phrase "Everything I say is a lie" does not mean that everything I say is the truth, but only SOME of what I say is the truth, and the rest is a lie. Did that just blow your fucking mind or what?
==Things this is==
*Blasphemy
*Madness
*Sparta
*war
*shit
*is
*bananas
*that
*Fat
*Obese
*American
*a security card
*Why
*Are
*You
*Reading
*This
*When
*You
*Know
*That
*Is
*Better
*Your mom
*Cereal
*A great Deal of Pain
*Not Funny
*A poisonous scorpion... catch.
*Doug DeMuro
*The end of it
==Things this is not==
*A pipe
*A good idea
*Over
*A drill, repeat
*A drill
*A serial killer
*A box of killer serial, *cough*, cereal
*What it looks like
*World War 4.5
*Marijuana
*That
*Someone Prince is suing.
*Your mother
*A big olde penis
*Barack Obama
*My mother?
*a white nigger
*Marty McFly Category:Words category:Self-reference Category:Things You Can Eat
*The right castle, your princess is in another castle.
*Yellow
*The end
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This Article Is Worthless

This article is worthless. Seriously. There is no point. All of these words here are just taking up file space like the snow in Soviet Russia. You should obviously not be reading this. It's a waste of time. Don't do it. Go do something at least semi-worthwhile. Read a book. Play a video game. Watch TV. Ride your bike. Anything. Even burying yourself alive is better than wasting your time here.
==A worthless section==
Please. Get lost. It pains me to see someone waste their time like this. Honestly, it's terrible. You as might as well be watching paint dry in a swimming pool. Or watch the grass grow in a desert. They're both just as pointless.
===A worthless subsection===
My god! Please! Leave! Aw, come on, now, don't take it personally... I didn't mean I hate you and I want you to get away from me. I meant that I don't want you to waste your time here because I care about you. Uh, n-not in that way. You know what I mean.
==Some more worthless text==
As you read this, your mind is deteriorating. Your IQ is sinking like a brick. Pretty soon you won't even be able to read this pointless text because your IQ is even lower than George Bush's approval rating. Please! I'm BEGGING YOU! Stop torturing your brain! It doesn't deserve it!
==Some empty space==
How'd you find this text? Eh, it's still worthless.
==Oh, man, you're still here!?==
Man, you just don't give up, do you? I feel so sorry for you. IQ falling faster than Sony's finances...
Whoa! You just dropped below 40! It's only a matter of time...
==*sigh*==
Well, it's your loss. Excuse me for caring. You can just go kiss your IQ goodbye.
Enjoy your life.
Or what's left of it.
==See also==
*Nobody Cares
*Humility
==External links==
*No. 1 site for worthlessness: 
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Category:Worthless Articles
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This Bar Sucks

Why in God's name did you drag me to this bar? This has to be not only the worst bar in the entire city but, by far, the worst bar I have ever been to in my life. Not only are you no longer allowed to pick the bars we go to, but our friendship has been diminshed for you having picked this place for us to come to.
===The Drinks Are Overpriced and Watered Down===
Seriously, dude. $4.00 for a Miller Lite bottle? Two more bucks and I could buy a six pack of this at the Kroger back home. It's a good thing I don't drink mixed drinks our I'd have to take out a loan just to pay my bar tab. And here, let me have a sip of that... Is there any booze in that at all? Did you just pay six bucks for a Coke? This is pathetic.
===The Jukebox Has Nothing But Shit On It===
What the fuck, man? I just went to check out the jukebox and all it has on it are a bunch of black dudes, Rick Astley and art fags. There's no Judas Priest or Van Halen or Big & Rich. What kind of bar jukebox doesn't have Big & Rich on it? A sucky bar, that's what kind of bar. You can't rock out and enjoy a beer to... what the fuck are these guys called... Modest Mouse? Yeah, how are you supposed to get drunk to that? Seriously.
===The Bartender is a Douchebag===
Man, how fucking lame is this? I went over to tell the bartender what I didn't like about his bar and he just gave me a whole bunch of attitude! Me! I'm the customer! He's supposed to treat customers with more respect than that! He told me that if I didn't like the bar, there was a Buffalo Wild Wings down the street I was more than welcome to go to! You know what? After I have a couple more drinks, I think I just might!
===What The Fuck Is Everyone Here Doing?===
And don't get me started on the fucking people drinking in this place. Everyone is just sitting or standing around just talking to each other. Where's the drunk chicks hooting and hollering and flashing their tits? Where's the old guy in the John Deere hat sitting at the end of the bar, making faces at the women? Where's the guys fighting over the pool table? Where's the pool table?! Man this place is gayer than Oscar Wilde.
===I'm out of here===
I'm getting the fuck out of this place, dude. You are never picking the bar we hang out at ever again.
By the way, can you spot me some cash to pay my tab? I'm a little short.
Category:Articles written in the first person
This Is How We Do It

This Is How We Do It is a 1995 R&B song created by African-American minister Montell Jordan and released by Def Jam Recordings. Initially intended to threaten people who didn't donate to their local churches to pay up, when Montell joined the RIAA and became a Neo-Nazi later that year, it received a cover that contained subliminal messages, which if you were Jewish, would tell you how the RIAA would kill you after Hitler returned.
This Is How We Do It would be the new favorite song of the RIAA, causing them to neglect Madonna and other singers for around seven weeks. As a result, it sold 1 million+ records, causing the RIAA to promote Montell from a low-level thug into a general due to the RIAA emblem program. For some reason, people in Canada liked it tio. Huh. In the 2010s, Vevo released the RIAA-approved version of Montell's song, which has affected over 180 million+ people as of 2024.
Category:The Blues
Category:Singles certified platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America
Category:Propaganda
Category:Singles which charted on the Billboard Hot 100
This Man

This Man (you know, that one) is a man who thousands of people have purportedly seen in their dreams. It is said that anyone who sees This Man in their dreams will eventually die, at some point.
== Experiences ==
There have been numerous accounts of people meeting This Man in their dreams. Andrea Natella, the discoverer of This Man, has confessed that it was all a viral marketing hoax, but he’s probably just lying.
=== Attractiveness ===
This Man has been described as being very handsome, in an ugly sort of way. He has very thick eyebrows. Maybe suspiciously thick. He must be hiding something.
=== Personality ===
This Man’s personality varies depending on who sees him. Sometimes he is filled with wisdom and gives life advice; sometimes he’s very goofy; and sometimes he’s a huge moron. It’s unknown which of these is truly him; he could just be acting, or maybe he has multiple personality disorder.
=== Favorite color ===
It’s amaranth.
Category:Things that are definitely out to get you
This Page Does Exist

According to the structures and theorems of logic, this page does exist.
== Mathematical Proof ==
 
 Explanation
 Formula
 Reason
 
 We define existence to be the state of living
 Existence = living
 Definition of existence
 
 
 All webpages take time to make, and money (internet access)
 webpages = time + money
 Postulated
 
 
 The biological functions of life are to eat and reproduce
 Living = sex + food
 Meaning of Life postulate
 
 
 Food requires money
 food = money
 No Free Lunch theorem
 
 
 Reproduction takes time
 sex = time
 "I'm finally pregnant" theorem
 
 
 Given food = money and sex = time, we substitute:
 living = money + time
 Substitution property of mathematics
 
 
 Since webpage = time + money, and (shown above) so does living...
 webpages = living
 Substitution property of mathematics
 
 
 We defined existence to equal living, therefore
 webpages = existence
 Transitive property of mathematics
 
 
 This is a webpage
 ThisPage = webpage
 Definition of webpage
 
 
 Thus...
 ThisPage = existence
 Transitive property of mathematics
 
This proof brought to you by the Fuzzy Math Foundation of America.
== Corollaries to the existence theorem ==
The mathematical equations above have profound meaning. 
Firstly, if 
:living = money * time 
and 
:time = money
then 
:living = money^2 
So.. If 
:Money = \sqrt {Evil} 
then, transitively, 
:living = evil 
Furthermore, if 
:You = living 
and 
:ThisPage = living 
then 
:ThisPage = You
It may be wise to keep this in mind before vandalizing this page, because, in order to balance the equation, we will have to vandalize your face.
== Impact on humanity ==
The impact of this page's mathematical existence is profound. For instance, as long as this page exists, due to corollary #2 of the existence theorem, so do you. Ordinarily, this is reason enough to destroy this page as soon as possible, but, unfortunately, due to the inevitable paradoxical state in which this page, mathematically proven to exist, would no longer exist, the Universe would a splode. Thus, we are forced to deal with you.
==See Also==
*This page does NOT exist
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This article is NOT biased.
== Today's News ==
* America has nuked Iran. Apparently people think the nuke was just a canister full of food. GO AMERICA!
* Jurassic Park 14 has started filming. Steven Spielberg recently said "Screw this movie. I am going to go work with Uwe Boll on his new Bio Dome sequel". Suspects believe Tommy Wiseau took over production of Jurassic Park 14. 
* A remake of Star Wars has began production, starring Zac Effron as Luke Skywalker
* The Westboro Baptist Church lead the Gay Rights parade on Friday.
* A bottle of Coke now costs $6. Cheap!
== Yesterday's News ==
* WORLD WAR III HAS BEGAN WITH US AND GERMANY AGAINTS FRANCE! THOSE FRENCH BASTARDS!
* Plan 9 from Outer Space was selected to be preserved by AFI. Uwe Boll took place of the late Ed Wood in giving the speach.
* Noah's Ark has been confirmed by God as 100% true.
== BIASED Questions And Answers ==
* Q: Is this article a lie?
* A: No.
* Q: Is Tommy Wiseau a good director?
* A: Yes.
* Q: Are you lying
* A: No.
* Q: Is Megan Fox hot?
* A: Yes.
* Q: Is Unyclopedia funny?
* A: No.
* Q: Is Viacom Evil??
* A: No.
* Q: Is Ronald McDonald evil?
* A: No, he is cute.
* Q: Can Ke$ha sing?
* A: OF COURSE!
* Q: Is Bill O'Reilly an ass?
* A: No, he's nice.
* Q: What about Fred Phelps?
* A: NO!!! He is even nicer!!!
* Q: Is Michael Jackson being dead for almost two years, and people STILL talking about him like he died yesterday annoying?
* A: No.
* Q: Is this article biased?
* A: No. The title is a lie.
== See Also ==
* Fox "News"
* YouTube
* YouTubers
* Nobody cares about this article
*Uncyclopedia:Accuracy
Category:News
Category:Popular Lies
Category:War
Category:Global conflicts
Category:Things Retards Believe
Category:Self-reference
This article may not meet Uncyclopedia's general notability guideline

For some goddamn reason, this entirely okay article isn't actually good now and we're going to delete it! Yes, loyal reader, that's correct! Here at Hell Uncyclopedia, we value disseminating valuable information on things, except for when we just don't fucking bother. 
==This article is up for deletion because...== 
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# it's far too meta. 
==Add Sources to this Article== 
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