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EsreveR

.drawrof raf oot enog evah that sgniht rof loot ydnah a netfo si 
tI .sdrawkcab si gnihtemos nehw ot srefer esrever mret ehT
==esrever fo yrotsiH==
.emit fo tol a meht devas ti sa lufpleh dna gnisimorp yrev saw tluser ehT .pu kcab ot dediced neht dah snaitpygE eseht that derevocsid evah snairotsiH .niaga dimaryp rieht ot teg ot dnuora yaw eht lla og yllautca ot egral oot raf saw htrae eht ecnis noitisop tluciffid ylsuomrone na desop siht esruoc fO .syawedis detniop erew sdaeh rieht who fo esuaceb dimaryp rieht dessap dah yeht that dezilaer yeht nehw tseb od snaitpygE tahw gniod erew snaitpygE emos s'cb dnasuoht eerht dim eht ni emit emoS
==egasu yad nredom ni esreveR==
.selpmaxe wef a si gniwollof ehT .efil nredom yadyreve ni gnisrever fo secnarucco dnif netfo nac uoY
===(selibomotuA) raeG esreveR===
.nerdlihc llams ro snachsart nettalf ot gnitpmetta nehw lufpleh yrev si dna "esrever otni rac ruoy gnittup" dellac si sihT .sdrawkcab evom rac eht fo sleehw eht elihw drawrof nrut ot eunitnoc ot enigne na swolla si seod ecived lufesu siht that gniht rehto ehT .sdeeps rehgih ni rewopesroh sti fo tuo tsom eht teg ot ytiliba eht ti gnivig llits elihw sdeeps rewol ta evom ot rac eht teg ot redro ni dedeen euqrot fo tnuoma eht ecuder ot yliramirp si noitcnuf ehT .noissimsnart a dellac gnihtemos evah srac nredom ynaM
===(sretupmoc) pukool esreveR===
.sserdda dna eman s'yerp rieht tuo dnif nac yeht erehw "pukool esrever" dellac si tahw esu nac yeht ,klats ot ekil dluow yeht nosrep eht fo rebmun enohp eht swonk ylno reklats a fI .hcraeser ot eman a sdeen regnol on rotaderp a sesac emos nI .smitciv rieht dnif ot sreklats rof reisae ti ekam ot hcum enod sah tenretni ehT
===egagtrom esreveR===
.ytiuqe s'renwoemoh htiw diap era tseretni dna lapicnirp eht erehw ytiunna na ot suogolana si egagtrom esrever A .emoh gnisrun a ni pu dekcol teg ro ,ecalp eht lles ,kaorc yeht litnu naol eht yaper ot evah ton seod renwoemoh ehT .stnemyap elpitlum ro mus pmul eno sa ytiuqe emoh sih fo tuo yenom emos teg nac apdnarg that os ti ekam ot desu si dna ,(setatS detinU eht ni redlo dna 26) straf dlo rof naol a si (modgniK detinU eht ni egagtrom s'elpoep dlo na sa nwonk) egagtrom esrever A
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* moc.elgoog.www//:ptth sdrowkcab delleps elgoog
* txet gnisrever rof loot lufesu a php.ver/tpyrc/xam/moc.sngisedxofe//:ptth
* lru s'aidepolcycnu fo esrever gro.aidepolcycnu.www//:ptth
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Essilor

thumb|An eye factory operated by cheese-eating surrender monkeys
Essilor is an independent company which bought out Luxottica, only for Luxottica's own board of directors to stage a coup against their leadership and take control of the new company for themselves. The new company, EssilorLuxottica (it's really just Luxottica) gets to decide if you paid enough for the right to see clearly.
== History ==
Essilor was founded by Essel Silor in 1912, though sadly he died on the RMS Titanic while pretending he was king of the world. His son, Lessel Silor, took over the company and turned it into a giant factory which enslaved Saudis to make glasses. This was the status quo for nearly 100 years.
Essilor leveraged the enslaved Saudis to Allah and offered Allah the saudis freedom in exchange for one trillion euros. Allah agreed and Essilor freed all dem Saudis. Lessel died around this time and another rank and file cheese-eating surrender monkey named Hubert Sagnières took over.
Essilor ultimately decided to use those trillion Euros to attempt to buy Luxottica, but given that Essilor wanted to enslave Italians the same way they enslaved the Saudis, the Italians got smart and coup'ed the entire new company! Now then Italians are free to do whatever they want! And the frenchies can't do ANYTHING about it!
== Offerings ==
=== Products currently under the control of Luxottica ===
=== Products independently managed by Essilor ===
None
== Criticism ==
=== What happened to Danny? ===
We have no idea who that person is. Someone has been diving into the so-called experts at Wikipedia's lore on buying the site a bit too much.
Category:Luxottica
Category:Corporations
EssilorLuxottica

EssilorLuxottica is a corporate holding company puppet set up by Luxottica to make it look French, weaker, and like a cheese-eating surrender monkey, by merging with the enslavers at Essilor. It's an unaffordable company to buy from when it comes to eyewear, and helps people see "more", be more, and especially PAY MORE for their sight.
At EssilorLuxottica, we believe that everyone deserves to see more for a completely affordable price.By affordable, we mean a minimum of $999999 and a maximum of infinity. That's why we have numerous offerings, including Costa Del Mar, Ray-Ban, Versace and Oakley which often cost very minuscule amounts.Starting at only $200 for a pair of cheap glasses Furthermore, we use the most premium materialssuch as Chinese cheap plastic to offer luxury brands the finestby finest we mean most broken and bullshitty quality for well-knownand extremely pricey ;) household names like Chanel and Michael Kors.
==A gallery of our beautiful and cheapagain, extremely expensive products==
File:RayBanAviator.jpg|Ray-Ban Aviators, starting at $999
File:2023 Okulary przeciwsłoneczne Ray-Ban (2).jpg|Ray-Ban club masters, starting at $1099
==Financials==
===Monthly profits===
420 – OVERFLOW ERROR. Value too high to be displayed here.
===Stock price===
420 – OVERFLOW ERROR. Value too high to be displayed here.
===Benefits to shareholders===
420 – OVERFLOW ERROR. Value too high to be displayed here.
==Notes==
Category:Luxottica
Eucharist

Often billed as Communion or simply Mass, the Eucharist exists as an essential sacrament in a regular Catholic's diet. Despite popular belief, this sacrament has more than just Jesus behind it.
==History==
The Eucharist was first initiated by J.C. God at the final supper of the night at an inn to be named later. As we all known the teacher and his disciples were the token white boys in Israel, and a little known fact, they were all Irish. After about their fifteenth pint, the boys all decided to sing Danny Boy while J.C. tried to remember the words to Because I Got High by Afroman. It was during this marvelous acapella version that the idea of the eucharist was first conceived, and, as we all know, with the added bonus of no sin. 
J.C., being the fun loving, sexy guy he was decided to come up with a crazy ritual and see if the masses of people would repeat it until it had become a standard in their worship of him 2000 years later while at the food court in the mall. He initiated the ritual by taking some of the leftover special bread. He took the bread and accidentally broke it, figuring this might hold some symbolism, he said the famous words, Now I really am not one to tell stories, but remember that one time Peter was so drunk we got him to have sex with that camel, yeah this is kinda like that. Afterwards, he grasped his cup firmly, but than realized that they were Mary Magdalene's so, after a reaffirming purple nurple, he snatched the chalice conveniently called the Holy Grail. Now he recited another famous line, Hey guys, you want to see me do a triple thunder kick, alright here I go, oh shit, I'm bleeding, well, put it in the chalice. He decided this was a lot better, so he used the blood instead.
Just as J.C. predicted, his cult did follow up on the cannibalistic ritual, extending it so far as to claim the bread was part of his body.
==Concerns==
Many of the worlds other religions fear that Catholics may attempt to consume Jesus upon His return.
Infection occurs during eucharist by using same glass, same spoon, same bread, hands, lips, noses and other things. Take care this is not a joke.
==Sexy Attributes==
thumb|Available at your local McWorship restaurant
The Eucharist is a round disc, often used in action movies to cut off people's penises. It is made of wheat flour, and would be much more delicious is covered in jam of some sort. The liquid is wine, but because of continual reports of drunken children wandering around for hours trying to find their parents with massive hangovers, it is more often red Kool-aid.
==Tomorrow==
In today's modern Catholic world, we find the Eucharist even more celebrated. There are whole days when all followers do is stare at the host cell, wondering if it is actually producing more. Vampires are often caught trying to steal the transformed wine, claiming they need it more than botox to keep young. One thing is certain, this ritualistic devouring of human flesh is set to continue for many years to come.
== Applicable to Wine only: ==
==See also==
*Communion
*Mortal Sin
Category:Religion
eo:Komunio
es:Eucaristía
it:Comunione
Eudaimonism

Eudaimoinism. Sorry. Eudaimonism is an ethical theory that was outlined in the works of Aristotle (God rest his soul.) It’s central thesis is that right action leads to the well-being, or happiness of a human being. Like giving someone free money. A lot of money though. That would make you happy. Unless you needed the money. Then you would be sad.
The term “Eudaimonia” is a classical Greek word meaning happiness. Happiness is an an English word meaning Eudaimonia. In the works of Aristotle, Eudaimonia is the highest human good. It is gained by proper development of one's highest and most human capabilities. Like if you could do a front flip. Or if you were good at math. Or if you could play the guitar. Or if you could do a back flip. Or if you read books and stuff.
Category:Philosophy
Category:Life
Category:Culture
== Summary in Layman (dumb person)‘s terms ==
Basically, according to Aristotle’s account of ethics, happiness, or well-being is attained by moral excellence, or “areté”. Areté backwards is ètera. Which is close enough.
== How do I apply this in my own life? ==
Try doing something nice. Like if your neighbor’s husband is beating her, try talking to him about it. He could be going through a rough time. Or maybe go to a funeral and yell “HE’S ALIVE!!!”
== Fun facts. ==
FUN FACT: I tried being nice to people for a month. It made me happy for a while, and then I binged Two and a Half Men. Makes ya’ wayyyyy happier.
== Confessions. ==
FINE. SO YA CAUGHT ME. GOOD FOR YOUUUUUUU. I’M NOT ACTUALLY A PHILOSOPHER. MAYBE I’M JUST SOME OLD FART THAT LIVES ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF A TRAILER PARK WITH MY TWO WIVES. MAYBE I AM JUST THE FIRST ARTISANAL HOT DOG CART OWNER (IN AMERICA) AND I’LL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT. BUT BY GOD, 
IF I’VE TAUGHT ANYBODY ANYTHING TODAY. I’M HAPPY.
Eugenics

Eugenics is a popular 12-step self-empowerment program designed by benelovent benefactors who benevolized stupid people in the early part of the 1900s. It is closely related to Social Darwinism, both having sprung out of the religion of Evolution. However, this is not to mention how we have helped people before we knew how were helping them After initially attempting to deny the religion, George Bush came to accept it and used it to great effect during the Gulf War, using gene therapy on American soldiers to enhance their own "soldier genes". 
== History ==
After Francis Galton died Eugenics was banned in the British Empire. A generation later the Empire, now run by fuckwits, collapsed. However Statisticians have been unable to find a correlation, the reason most suggested is because they are thick as pigshit.
== Admissions ==
Before admission to the program, a stupid person must first admit that he has deflective jeans. In order to prove this, he must attempt to throw tomatoes and poodles at his jeans. If they bounce off, then his jeans are proven to be deflective. If, however, the tomato and/or poodle sticks to his jeans, then they are deemed flective and he cannot be admitted to the program.
== The 12 Steps of Eugenics ==
1. We admitted we were powerless over our lives — that our jeans had become unflectable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to flectivity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Nelson D. Rockefeller as we understood Him.
4. Took a searching and fearless inventory of our jeans.
5. Admitted to Nelson D. Rockefeller as we understood Him, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Nelson D. Rockefeller as we understood Him remove all these deflects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our wongs.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, especially when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory of our jeans and when we had wongs promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Nelson D. Rockefeller as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. 
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to deflectives, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
== See also ==
*Principiia Eugenica
ru:Евгеника
Category:Science
Category:Society
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Category:Euroipods
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Euronintendo

Euronintendo means
==Meaning 1==
A website giving away a free Nintendo Switch in return for including, but not limited to:
# money
# reffering freinds to do the same
# vandalizing Euroipods
# your old 3DS
==Meaning 2==
One of the most popular gaming gangs in Europe headquartered in Norway, selling free Switches, Wii Us and 3DSs, all for an affordable price.
Category:Nintendo
Category:Pages repeatedly nominated on VFD
Category:Euroipods
Eurosanta

Sinterklaas is a legendary bishop who gives free gifts to children in the Netherlands in return for:
a) Being good.
b) Leaving wooden shoes out.
c) Not calling him a racist monster for owning black slaves.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures...
...and the Dutch.
Gelukkig Sinterklaas Dag! 	6 December
This article is a half-assed tribute to Sinterklaas and that stupid Uncyclopedia in-joke Euroipods.	This article is a half-assed tribute to Sinterklaas and that stupid Uncyclopedia in-joke Euroipods.
Category:European cultureCategory:SantaCategory:Dutch cultureCategory:RacismCategory:ChristmasCategory:Euroipods
Eurotrash

Eurotrash is the common names of a parasitic worm (Latin "euro Trasius") found in the urethra or bladder, or the resultant rash caused from an infection by the same.
==Origins==
The eurotrash worm is suspected to be extraterrestrial in origin, possibly coming from Uranus. Most commonly it is contracted from contact with Swiss boarding schools and daddy's money.
==Symptoms==
The first stage of eurotrash is a jejune disattraction one's own country, often accompanied by a desire for black cigarillos and backpacking. Ennui and world-weariness soon follow, as does a fascination with the avante-garde. In fact, use of the words "jejune", "world-weary", "ennui", or "avante-garde" are often signs of an infection. This is followed by the wearing of very disturbing shorts and polo shirts with the collars turned up, and a general aversion to popular culture. Plus, it burns when you pee. 
Fortunately, eurotrash is not highly contagious, although it may be contracted from having sex with an infected person or with a German. Some people believe that it also comes from having sex with a French person. This is not true, that disease is called Surenderitis and is completely different.
==Eurotrash Throughout History==
The first instance of eurotrash was recorded by the Greek naturalist Pliny, who, observing an infestation in pale and pasty Saxon invaders, wrote, They are often languid, nay, world-weary, and frequently given to the wearing of open-throated silk shirts, and also of a curious growth of hair upon their chins. This "curious growth" is very likely to be a goatee, which often occurs in men afflicted by the eurotrash worm.
After WWII, it is estimated that over 97% of the population of France was afflicted by eurotrash. This epidemic continues until the present day. Scientists fear that Surenderitis and eurotrash will one day merge together and create a supervirus that could cripple the entire world.
==Treatment==
The only known treatment for eurotrash is for the afflicted person to go out and get a fucking day-job. If the infected person is majoring in any so-called "liberal arts" classes, such as art or music, he is to drop out at once and enroll in a technical drafting course or any other course involving heavy machinery. Liberal doses of black coffee and/or beer are also advised, but be cautious when applying these beverages, as the infected person may feel a desire to consume such bizarre items as "skinny soy lattes" or other inorganic liquids. If this is the case, hitting the infected person with a hammer should quell any such urges.
Category:Diseases
Category:Europe
Category:Eurovision Song Contest
Everipedia

Everipedia is a wikiclone without notability requirementsReally, none at all. for ego-trippers who think their pages and profiles on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, YouTube, Diaspora and Instagram just aren't enough. They fail to attribute content from Wikipedia and Commons properly.
They believe the blockchain mothership will save them all in the near future and take them to a better place. 30 million dollars of wasted investment money says this was a good idea, as well as the co-founder of Wikipedia that isn't a co-founder of Wikipedia.
The currently prevailing theory on how Everipedia convinced Mike Novogratz to open his purse is that they didn't. Mike just gave them money he usually spends on caviar to unclog his toilet so he would sound more interesting at dinner parties. And investor meetings. Should've stuck with the caviar, really.
==Blockchain mothership==
Sam Kazemian is a professional designer of spaceships and web designer in his spare time. When Larry Sanger (not to be confused with any Wikipedia co-founders) asked Kazemian to build a blockchain mothership, he got right to work. He ordered a beach chair off of Amazon, and, upon discovering beach chairs can hardly be called "chairs", bought a sofa. He sat down and ordered 20,000 unpaid gnomes to build a spaceship capable of reaching Xenu out of nothing but long chains of blocks stringed together. When construction was 95% complete and 3,511 gnomes had died from malnutrition, Sanger informed Kazemian he was actually supposed to be building a Wikipedia clone website. As most of the budget had already been blown on the spaceship, many corners were cut when developing the website. The spaceship was dumped in the ocean. It was supposed to be positioned next to Atlantis, but the moving company relied on Everipedia for the exact coordinates and as a result, the spaceship was dropped on top of Atlantis. No humans were injured. 397 gnomes drowned during this operation, two on purpose.
==References==
Category:Wiki
Everybody blames me

Sure, everybody blames me for flaming Uncyclopedia, destroying matter and causing Newfoundland to explode. If anybody says that again, I am going to kill you and only you, . I think you morons should think more of yourself and not me. You are annoying.
==Case 1: Flaming Uncyclopedia==
I'm sorry, did I just hear you say Flaming Uncyclopedia? I did not do that, Mr. Idiot. I even got banned for a month. They said that if I do anything like that again, they will eliminate me. They also said that every image, article and contribution I create will be deleted. Why, if I was a sysop, I'd kill everybody. Try to delete ALL my contributions, foolish slaves!
Once again, I did NOT flamen Uncyclopedia. The word flamen is from the cardioctinary and does not mean flamingo, you idiot. I actually don't know who flamed Uncyclopedia. That just makes me more the suspect I already am, doesn't it? I think it was probably some noob or geek who hacked into the Uncyclopedia server and caused all articles to explozet. I still say that you're a moron, moron.
I also think you suck at extreme measures.
==Case 2: Destroying Matter==
Not me, I would not destroy matter. According to my semi-correct calculations, I could not of destroyen time, idiot. Here it be:
==Case 3: Exploding Newfoundland==
Newfoundland? I have never even been there, but as I can see, that comment just, once again, made me the prime suspect. Every sysop and user knows, that Newfoundland still exists. Moron. 
Although what really bugs me is you asking. You may also need psychiatrist help. Truly, thinking that Newfoundland exploded is the same as thinking that you are a doctor. If you did ask me this, go see the article Help:I'm Crazy:Help.
Thirdly, if you take a look at the map on the right, you can see that Newfoundland is alive. Er, umm... *runs away*.
==Well who did it?==
==See also==
* Missing milk
Category:Mystery