Lazytown: bump cult story

Today is february 14 and valentines day came and i went to blockbuster to get a DVD of Lazytown that saids bump cult story that i want to get it and the cashier pays me a lot of his taxes for the DVD then i drove tow mater from cars to my house and pooped the DVD in the player and then that rapping frog from seinfeld 2 appearing to eat the boyfriend from fnf and i laugh like spongebob because of that so the nick jr logo had a link to their official deviantart page to post cringe instead the dolphin noses post bot website and then i got shocked like that pikachu meme so a goanimate commercial played on the DVD and i said that website is better than dora the explorer pokemon jenny stimpy with plexs antenna on his tail also the shinings room wait what i fault there was one crossover but two and it features the characters from sesame street and poppyseed avenue getting the coconut fred happy meal at 3 am in the morning it even features them playing mario kart 64 on their sega genesis with the ps2 inside of it and i want to get that DVD soon and then another commercial for goanimate played and then it showed a backyardigans dvd and i saw that clip of pablo bitting was in that christmas episode the shadow reader red then another goanimate commercial came so a warning screen that said BFDI is better than the FBI and then it showed a animation where all the objects puking like rocky on all the governments and then the menu started so i played the episode so there was no intro or title card the episode starts with the blue blimp and sportacus was playing that cringeworthy fardnite doing the floss dances so robbie rotten got a travis scott burger from mcdonalds so he brought a slappy the dummy doll to shove in its mouth and slappy said thats toy story abuse and robbie said no its not so the blimp went to fast and sportacus did the death pose from family guy when it crashes and robbie said that was a fat nuke so stephanie was here and said today is the day i will marry bump and then trixie was here doing a facepalm because of her so at pixels house there were playing mature games like the game that blue guy did earlier and then stingy said who the dolphin noses is sans the skeleton and ziggy said i dont know and pixel said hes from dragon tales and they agreed with that so stephanie came in the house and acted like a karen shouting NO MORE FARDNITE and stingy said GET THE DOLPHIN NOSES OF THIS HOUSE IM LIKE 17 SO I CAN PLAY THESE TYPE OF GAMES NOW PINKY DINKY DOO and ziggy said I HEARD YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THAT BLUE MOHWAK KID WHO BULLIED A LOT OF PUPPETS IN THE WORLD and pixel said WE ARE NOW ADULTS AND ALL YOU DO IS TAKING CARE OF BABIES AT A STUPID SCHOOL and the game got turned off by the power and then a aosth reference with I HATE THAT PINKY DINKY DOOOO was heard so trixie said whats wrong with them that screaming got me on my nerves and they had a fight and stingy said I WANT TO GET REVENGE ON PINKY so she saw what happened to sportacus there was a blimp attacking and he was alright and said dont go to pixels house there having a bad party and said okay so stephanie came here and said IM DONE WITH THIS TOWN I WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN BECAUSE THATS WERE THE CHRUCH IS AT and a teleporter came and she finally got here so she met bump and then love music was in the background and then she kissed bump back in town the mayor said oh god what happened to the town and stingy replied well stephanie had a fight all because she caught us playing that game called fartnite and the mayor said what is fardnite and stingy said i dont care instead of know and then robbie rotten clean up the mess with ness from earthbound like a carpet cleaner and then everything was clean and then back in heaven she was dancing with bump so in the town sportcaus plugs the game and it went back on so the blimp was here and the episode ends with the credits and thats it so i got the dvd and took it outside to the hoop and throwed it like a basketball so do not watch this dvd it will ruin your stuff so thats it
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