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Suddenly, Slender

On a dark night, with no signs of woe or horror, a young boy named Billy was walking around. He was doing some night-time laps before he had to go to bed, but his MP3 player full of the latest Kidz Bop tunes became too epic and Billy became drowned in his own oblivious Kidz Bop star fantasies. Billy began to thrust his head back and forth in the air, unaware that his headphones were slipping. Before Billy knew it, his precious MP3 player was sent airborne into the woods. Billy couldn't resist from entering.
Billy didn't really like woods. However, this was an exception. Billy looked around and absorbed the woods' inner chakra, energy, beauty, and loveliness. Billy looked down at the ground, and there lay the MP3, so he picked it back up and instead of leaving, continued into the woods. He jogged far. "I certainly do love these woods. The nights in these woods are like none other I have witnessed. I mean, what could possibly ruin such a snazzy and relaxing place? Only some tall faceless freak." Billy was certain about this. Then the fuzz, the sound
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Suddenly, Slender/2

On the other hand, meanwhile in Russia, Jedidiah was herding llamas.
"Well, now that the battle llamas are ready for action," Jedidiah stated "there ain't a force that can stop us. The US can no longer wage war against the force of our battle llamas. My only worry is that some tall slender no-face case will appear and single-handedly vanquish us all." Then the fuzz, the sound
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Suddenly, Slender/3

Somewhere, within the night sky over Gotham, Bane was walking through the dark. He went into the local park, where nothing could scare Bane.
"You think the dark scares me? You merely adopted the dark. You see, I was born in it." Bane declared. "You think the dark gives you power? Ha, don't make me laugh, nighttime. The only thing that can get to me is a tall and rather skinny no face demon who supposedly abducts children, because no such thing exists-" Then the fuzz, the sound
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Are ya ready kids? Aye, aye captain. I can't hear you. Aye, aye captain. OOOOOOOOHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. And who is behind him and who'll make 'em bleed?
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Sue

Trying to decide the best job for you and your future? Then you need to know the current trends in the job market. What are all "hot" future jobs, and what jobs are in decline?
The UN in joyous partnership with the Nigerian Department of Labour have recently released a research paper on Future Occupational Trends 2005-2015. Can you afford not to read it? Will you have the skills to prosper in a changing world? 
==Winds of Change==
Let's face it: It's more than pantywaisted song by the Scorpions, desperate to madly hang on to the shoelaces of a stumbling career. Without a doubt, Klaus Meine can sing, but he wasn't packing in the ladies even as a young man. And now this tripe? You, at least, can breathe a collective sigh of relief in knowing that your future prospects are much brighter. But the nature of employment is changing. So inhale, then proceed.
==Working@Home==
By all accounts, downsizing/rightsizing/assfiring will continue to mean that ordinary schmucks like you will soon be leaving your prized corner cubicle behind and pondering the broken fragments of your life from the lint-balled arms of your father's hand-me-down La-Z-Boy armchair. For your convenience, here are the the fastest growing and best paying home businesses of the future:
;#6 ~ Phishing
: Your account has been temporarily deactivated as a security measure; please re-enter your login ID and password.
;#5 ~ Nigerian Money Scams by Email 
: I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. 
;#4 ~ eBay Selling
: What colour is your star? I'm a PowerSeller!''''
;#3 ~ Pharmacy Mail-Order Service 
: Sorry, Canadian entrepreneurs only.
;#2 ~ "Massage Therapy" ''
: Low rates, call anytime...
Q: What do all these jobs have in common? 
A: They're despicable, illegal, and in at least one case (massage therapy) deceptive. 
Q: But what is an honest person to do? 
A: Embrace a time-honoured American tradition...
''
;#1 ~ ...
==Litigation: The New Work at Home Paradigm==
With the US Supreme Court recently passing the landmark Freedom from Personal Responsibility Act, the doors have been thrown wide open on frivolous lawsuits of every shape and size. 
==Convicts Welcome==
While a criminal record may be a detriment to the path of good employment at a reputable firm, it is no barrier to raking in loads of dough as a home-based plaintiff. 
*Sue homeowners for any material loss, damage, personal injury or loss of livelihood resulting from their attempt to thwart you in the process of burglarizing their home.
*Sue radio, television and print media for any embarrassment and humiliation you suffer in front of family, friends and the general public as a result of the publishing or broadcast of your name and likeness for alleged crimes without your written consent.
*...?
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Sugar

A sugar is a type of carbohydrate, which is very bad for you, and provides most of the energy which tumors need. Sugar is poop based, and like another fecal matter based material, poop, is found in your butt. 
=Sugar in nature=
Sugar is mostly found in Penisland, where when your shit goes down the toilet, it ends up in Penisland. Over here, child slaves will take the sugar out of the crap.
==Sugarcane==
One of the most efficient sources of naturally refined sugar is the sugar cane. This plant is essentially made up of two parts: the roots, which can draw up and purify sugar from underground deposits, and the stalk, which acts as a storage for the sugar. The most remarkable thing about the sugar cane, is that it can extract sugar from the ground at 110% efficiency, making sugar a renewable resource. No one knows how the plant performs this strange feat, and it has puzzled mankind for hundreds of years.
THIS IS A REAL CALL TO THE GERMAN COASTGUARD
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We're sinking, we're sinking
Hello, zis is ze german coastguard
What are you sinking about?
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==Cocoa Beans==
A plant that is similar to the sugar cane is the cocoa bean. Unlike the sugar cane, the cocoa bean turns sugar directly into chocolate, and so is essentially a candy tree. It is thought that cocoa trees have been harvested for over 700 years for their chocolate, and there is a great amount of evidence that the Mayans were one of the first to regularly perform this practice.
==Fruit==
There is another type of plant that stores sugar for later consumption: fruit plants. Fruit plants are able to create different vessels, called fruits, that serve both as a storage for sugar and a device to hold their seeds. These plants are not quite as efficient at withdrawing sugar from the ground as sugarcane, but are very sweet nonetheless. It is speculated that plants evolved these brightly coloured containers in order to attract animals, so as to spread their seeds. Some examples of fruits are
* Strawberries
* Grapes
* Lemons
* Kiwis
=
== sugar==
Sugar is an extremely addictive substance that is often made when poop is not melted at the proper temperature, or is improperly stored or handled. Unfortunately, many large candy companies use this substance to ensure that their customers will keep coming back to get more sugar. Because of this, more and more people are starting to believe that all sugar is bad for you, and some of the more aggressive protesters have created "artificial sugars" Although these are not nearly as bad as sugar, they are not nearly as good tasting as real, poop made sugar. 
===See also===
* Plants
* Food
* Drugs
* Energy
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Suicide Girl Markup Language

The Suicide Girl Markup Language (SGML) is a markup language in which one can define suicide girls. SGML is a descendant of Misery's Riot Grrrl Markup Language (RGML), developed in the 1960s by Sean Suicide, Missy Suicide (no relation) and Jon Bosak (from the W3C consortium). SGML should not be confused with the eXtreme Markup Language (XML) developed by the ESPN, or Heart Tattoo Markup Language (HTML), which is a standardised format for defining those heart-shaped tattoos used to proclaim undying love for a significant other.
SGML provides a wide variety of elements to describe physical features, body modifications and favourite bands.
SGML was originally designed to enable the sharing of nude photos (often in tasteful black and white) and MySpace friends. It has been sidely adopted in post-feminist industries such as academia and pornography. It has also been used extensively in the printing and publishing industries, but its complexity has prevented its widespread application for small-scale general-purpose use.
SGML syntax example:
 <GRRRL TYPE="riot">
 <TATTOO LOCATION="left breast">
 <DESIGN>
 <IMAGE UNIQUENESSLEVEL="cliche">snake</IMAGE>
 <COLOR>pink</COLOR>
 <DIARY>ihatemydad</DIARY>
 </DESIGN>
 </TATTOO>
 <FAVOURITEBAND>The Transplants</FAVOURITEBAND>
 <WEAPON TYPE="NuclearBombKindlyDonatedByIran" />
 <SPEECH>For the glory of Allah, IMMA KEEL MAHSELF! That kinda makes sense!</SPEECH>
 </GRRRL>
SGML is an Indie Standardisation Organisation (ISO) standard: "ISO 38DD".
XML (eXtreme Markup Language) is derived from SGML and now dwarfs SGML in terms of breadth of application, thanks to its ability to define not only suicide girls but also professional skateboarders and lead singers for californian punk bands (for example, Johnny Rotten). XML is a simplification of SGML for general-purpose applications, and is widely used by record companies in search of new 'talent'.
There are also a number of languages that are related in part to SGML and XML, but, because they cannot be parsed or validated or otherwise processed using standard SGML and XML tools, cannot be considered to be applications of SGML or XML. One example is the DD (DealingDeath) Format, a language designed for extremist Christians.
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Suicide note

Dear Cruel World, 
 
Seeing as how my girlfriend of eighteen minutes has just broke up with me, I have decided to take all of the extra strength Tylenols I can find in my mother's medicine cabinet. I will have Fall Out Boy and Hawthorne Heights playing on repeat on my computer as I do this, because they're the only ones who understand my pain. 
I'm leaving my sister and parents all my Hot Topic clothes. Like they cared about anything related to it.
None of you ever noticed my never-ending pain that was my life. It was so hard growing up in a caring, loving environment as a well-off teenager living in the Western world. All that love and attention that my caring parents gave me was just like so like GAY! Being emo was just a mask for my true feelings and none of you ever understood it.
 
I hope all of you fags feel bad because I killed myself. It's entirely your fault that nobody was my friend. Also, none of you ever cared for my true feelings and emotions. 
 
Screw you all,
Simon Crisp, Newcastle-upon-Tyne, EnglandLand.
P.S. - EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME SENDS ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE, AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!
=== Reply From Uncyclopedia ===
Dear Mr. Crisp,
Please don't get our hopes up.
Do remember that actions speak louder than words.
Also bear in mind that Linkin Park will get owned when they try to sue a dead person.
Sincerely,
Uncyclopedia
===See Also===
*Emo
*suicide
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Sule

Sule is the another creatures in Opera Van Java. He said to be a creature as the figure itself isn't woman, man, half-human half-animal. That's why he can't speak fluently, so he only speak "Prikitiew". According to lyingmathic experts, sule also the inventor of one of the islands in Indonesia, the island "Sulewesi" or "Sulebes".
==Sule in Childhood==
Sule's origin name is Sulelongkorn with the full name นานทัโสมปเรตมหาจัพุลสุเลลงกรน (RGTS : Nāntha Sompret Mahāchaphun Sulelongkorn) was birth from Leng Thai Wong Castle that go into Nglo Cho Pharaeng Village. He is the twin brother of the prince Chulalongkorn from Thailand. Chulalongkorn and Sulelongkorn themselves are doing Muay Thai stance quarrel with each other and biting each other. They both want to fight after holding Muay Thai match lasted chaos. Someday, The Thailand King is Mongkrut felt that he had resign from king, and he wanted left on his throne to taken over for Sulelongkorn and Chulalongkorn. But the twins and they both want to be king.
Finally the king decided to hold a sack race. In the middle of the Muay Thai match, Sulelongkorn pebbles tripped and fell to the ground, to make into a pug nose. Sulelongkorn was lost. Chulalongkorn was chosen to be king, while Sulelongkorn kicked into the sea by his own father.
==Disposal to the Sea==
Sulelongkorn was cry in the sea after Sulelongkorn lost in the Muay Thai match. He easily adapt to the sea so that it becomes a sea creature. He doesn't speak, because Sulelongkorn was silent. Once Sulelongkorn met some figures from other areas such as Sophia, Mr. T, Mr. Bean. He was very interested, but he was puzzled how to shoot them, while Sulelongkorn still silent. Finally, he was always shouting "Prikitiew", "Prikitiew" every figures he likes passing in front of him. Because Sulelongkorn had to get married, but the case was not completed.
==Sule in Opera Van Java==
Somewhere, Ariel Partopen is fishing in the vast ocean, and unknowingly bait was eaten by Sulelongkorn. Parto was amazed to see such a Sulelongkorn, and leased is home. Parto do not know the name of the creature, and so to speak, Parto issue the moment dancing-penguin dancing as he always did when he was a toddler. Sulelongkorn can speak with Parto. Parto that hick difficulty pronouncing the name Sulelongkorn and eventually shortened it to Sule. Since then the name is more famous Sule, and Sulelongkorn stay in the recorded history of potato stone (not stone inscriptions, because it is expensive). Parto capturing another species and educating them to be a showman. They form a group with the name "Opera Van Java", because Parto from Java.
==Sule in NET.==
after the collapse of the opera van java, along with Andre Taulany in one event for Talkshow in NET. interrogating a number of people including you. Now he is known as the jockey called tebohay.
==Sule in Another World==
Sule also as a main character in The Opera Van Java-Tukul Arwana War, he is positioned as sergeant to fight against Tukul Arwana.
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Sumerian language

𒈬 𒋫 𒍢 𒊒 𒋢 𒈨 𒊑 𒀭 𒌋 𒂊 𒆷 𒈨 𒆪 𒀀 𒉈 𒋼 𒍝 𒊏 𒈾 𒈨. 𒅗 𒂊 𒋼, 𒋢 𒌋 𒂵 𒀀 𒌋 𒊏 𒈨.  𒀀 𒈠 𒌅, 𒂊 𒈬 𒋫 𒌋
== 𒀀 𒈨 𒋫 𒆷 𒍢 ==
𒈠 𒋼 𒊏 𒁕 𒉈 𒍢 𒌨 𒋫 𒉈 𒊏 𒂗 𒆠 𒁺 𒍝 𒈨 𒀀 𒈠 𒋼 𒁕 𒈨 𒀀 𒈬 𒋫 𒊒. 𒆷 𒈨 𒆪 𒀀 𒂵 𒀀 𒌋 𒊏, 𒂊 𒈬 𒋫 𒌋 𒈬 𒋫 𒍢 𒊒 𒋢 𒈨 𒊑 𒀭 𒌋 𒂊 𒆷 𒈨 𒆪 𒀀 𒉈 𒋼 𒍝 𒊏 𒈾 𒈨 , 𒈠 𒈨 𒌅 𒊏 𒉈 𒌅  𒌅 𒊒, 𒊒 𒂊 𒋫 𒈠 𒈨 𒆷 𒈠 𒆷.  𒆷 𒈨 𒌅 𒁕 𒈨 𒁕 𒉈, 𒁕 𒈨 𒊒 𒁕 𒈨 𒁕 𒈨 𒌋. 𒉡 𒀭 𒀜 𒀀, 𒌦 𒋛 𒀀 𒉿 𒀀 𒂊 𒁲 𒂊 𒀀 𒌅 𒈨 𒌅 𒊏 𒈨 𒄿 𒂊 𒀀  𒀀 𒆪 𒊏 𒈨 𒊑 𒆠. 𒋫 𒊏 𒈨 𒌅 𒈾 𒇷 𒋼.  𒋢 𒈠, 𒊒 𒋫 𒀀 𒊏 𒈠 𒉈 𒋾 𒈪, 𒈾 𒉌 𒈪 𒌅 𒉡 𒄿 𒂊.
== 𒌅 𒁕 𒂊 𒋢 𒈨 𒊑 𒀭 𒉡 ==
𒈠 𒋼 𒊏 𒋫 𒈠 𒈨 𒆷𒉈 𒋾 𒈪, 𒈾 𒉈 𒋾 𒈪, 𒈾 . 𒅔 𒅗 𒈾 𒁕, 𒋢 𒈨 𒊑 𒀭 𒌋 𒋛 𒅔 𒈬 𒉌 𒀀 𒁲 𒉈. 𒁕 𒈨 𒊒 𒁕 𒈨 𒁕 𒋢 𒈨 𒊑 𒀭𒈠 𒌅, 𒈬 𒋫 𒌋𒆷 𒊑 𒋾 𒀀 𒊏 𒉈 𒌅  𒈠  𒈠 𒂊 𒈬 𒋛 𒈾 𒆠. 𒀀 𒋫 𒈨 𒌅 𒉌 𒉡 𒅔 𒉡 𒈾 𒁉 𒋫 𒈨 𒊏 𒉌 𒌅 𒂊 𒊏  𒊏 𒉿 𒋾 𒉡 𒀭 𒋢 𒈨 𒊑 𒀭 𒂊 𒋫 𒇷 𒋼 𒌋 𒋼  𒉈 𒈪 𒀀 𒊏 𒋾 𒋼 𒈠 𒋼 𒊏 𒋫 𒈠 𒈨 𒆷𒉈 𒋾 𒈪, 𒈾 𒉈 𒋾 𒈪 𒈾 . 𒉡 𒈾 𒈨 𒆪 𒀀 𒂵 𒀀 𒌋 𒊏, 𒂊 𒈬 𒋫 .
== 𒋛 𒀠 𒋢 ==
* 𒅗 𒈾 𒁕, 𒊑 𒋫 𒈬 𒇻 𒉈 𒋾
* 𒈨 𒋛 𒉿 𒋾 𒈪, 𒅕 𒅎 𒆷 𒉌
* 𒋢 𒈨 𒊑 𒀀
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Sumo

Category:Things that could kill Jesus
Sumo wrestling is the ancient Japanese art of two obese people wearing nothing but diapers fighting to knock each other out of a ring. While many Westerners think it is strange, the Japanese seem to find it most enjoyable.
== Origins ==
The Origins of Sumo are much disputed. Some argue that it started out as a way of helping obese people to burn off their blubber, and that the diapers originated from the fact that matches used to go on for much longer than they do now. Others say that the origins are much more sinister, and that it was originally a way for the Japanese to indulge their underlying fat/diaper fetishes. There are many theories, but none have proved satisfactory. The name "sumo", however, comes from the two days of the week, Sunday and Monday, because they only ever wrestle on Sundays and Mondays. In no way is the sumo a form of Samurai (or their infants, the Sumorai), despite the common myth that the word comes from Samurai or Sumorai. Sumo therefore is not a Sumorai on a diet (hence the name having no "rai" - japanese for Rye).
== Winning a Sumo bout ==
The rules are very simple. Basically, the two obese people in their oversized diapers try to either:
:a) Push the other person out of the ring
::or
:b) Force the other person to touch the ground with a part of his/her body that isn't his/her feet, preferably his balls, which are kept in the nappie area as a good luck charm from their family and friends.This is also a good tactic to win the game as it helps you gain more points.
When this is done, the winner does a silly dance and the next bout begins.
== See also ==
*Obesity
*Japan
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Sunshine policy

The Sunshine Policy is a belief in direct competition by the South Koreans against the Juche idea being propagated in their northern counterparts in North Korea. The belief is that South Koreans are to stop bragging its riches and give some of it to the North, stop calling names to each other and enjoy a plate of Kimchi between the two. In other words, it makes South Koreans confused on whether North Korea is their friend or enemy.
The policy was initiated by Kim Il-sung's distant relative Kim Dae-jung, who managed to won a nobel prize because he managed to implement it. That is the only success thus far about the policy. The policy lasted as long as a North Korean missile; but there is still hope for reinstatement of the policy!
==Sunshine Policy for the People==
As written by a North Korean in North Korea:
"The Sunshine policy is like manna from the skies. North Korea has benefited largely from the programme. However, what those ignorant south Koreans don't know is that we just plan to suck south Korea dry and we will conquer them by force once they are economically weaken!"
-- Colonel Comrade Park Min Soo
Er... Seriously?
==Sunshine Policy for South Koreans==
==Feedback and criticism against the Sunshine Policy==
Sup

Sup, Sup dude, Sup bruh or Sup brah, or even Soup (on incidental occasions) are one of the universally acknowledged, Text messaging language. And has been used for decades even centuriesEarliest known use of "Sup" is dated back to the creation of nonformal English used with Writings.
== Origin ==
The word sup is first noticed by the widespread community of blacks by about 1970'sCoincidentally the year that Rap was invented when Street Musicians start to say "Sup" when greeting other people.
In 1980's. The word "Sup" became more popular, proven when ppl strt 2 use txt mssgng app on thr phnsLiteral Translation: people start to use text messaging app on their phones. Of course you do not need this translation if you are one of those 1337 speakers
But the real start up is when PC become a truly "personal computer"Previously weighed about 40 kilograms or 88 pounds, and anyone can buy itOriginal price in current exchange can make you cry.
Here is the transcription of the first time the word Sup is used:
== Usage on Modern Days ==
Mostly the people of the Bronx used this word on a daily basis. Sometimes the higher power do this.
File:11062007.jpg|thumb|250px|Sup, my people
File:19032007.jpg|thumb|250px|Sup brah, ready for some boom booms?
File:01 2003 rumsfeld.jpg|thumb|250px|Soup! I, mean, Wassup!!
== Controversies ==
== References ==
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Super Asia

Super Asia, not to be confused with Master Asia, is a continent as old as its tongue and a little bit older than its teeth. It can be found floating in tropical waters somewhere to the left of Asia.
==History==
Super Asia was initially formed after the end of World War II and served as a peaceful land of Tibetan monks, Russian labourers, Chinese rice farmers and roving bands of musicians, along with over 240 different kinds of animal and plant. 
However, following the invention of anime, the nearby island of Japan suffered a population crisis of giant robots, which under President Shigeru Miyamoto's infamous 1960 Decree were forcibly deported to Super Asia. The giant robots, alone and afraid in an unfamiliar land, reverted to their basic programming and began to tear the country apart, destroying homes, razing fields, crushing major cities, and heckling loudly at concerts.
===Super Asian War Turbo===
Eventually the United Nations were forced to intervene, and in October 1963 a task force led by the Marx brothers landed on the beaches of Super Asia, somewhere near the capital city of Flummox. The initial battle raged for months, with platoons of hypercats leaping down the narrow city streets as F4 fighter-bombers screamed over head, strafing hapless blocks of tofu that had been conscripted into the army, poorly armed and trained. The turning point of the battle came in January of the following year, as General Donald McDonald (The Japanese Ronald McDonald) led a heroic charge of cavalry-mounted tanks that has gone down in history as McDonald's Big Mac.
The war continued for two years: see Super Asian War Turbo.
After vast gains over the course of the war, Karl Marx visited Beiijjiing in 1965 and came back with a newspaper with the words Marx, all my love, Dick Cheney. This sudden surrender was a cause for celebration for the folks back home.
===Post-war===
Following the war, Super Asia rebuilt and has now come to rival Asia in the fields of science and haberdashery. In 1966, Super Keno became the capital city. It is believed that Super AIDS was invented in a secret underground laboratory outside of Super Keno in the early ninties. 
Super Asia is currently run by a small council consisting of Paula Abdul, Kobe Bryant, Mario, and Rob Reiner.
The official language of Super Asia is Asian.
==See Also==
*Secret Asian Man
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