New Yorkball

New Yorkball eats pizza in a weird way is one of the 50 stateballs of the USAball, and it is one of the most powerful states of the country.
It is usually overshadowed by the Fake New York, but has a successful government in its capital city, Albanyball, and when its upstate side (REAL New York) is given the chance, it can be really nice. There's also an island that's long east of Fake New York called Long Islandball, where it's drunk and rambles on about statehood. There is also, Rochesterball which cannot into the normal weather. New Yorkball likes to make fun of New Jerseyball, and rightfully so. New Yorkball has the 12th largest economy in the world, so if it ever became independent like Texasball and Californiaball (which won't happen, as the Civil War decided that), it could into G20.
== History ==
New Yorkball was officially born as an 3ball, many of whom formed the Iroquois Confederacyball, and was later co-adopted by the Netherlandsball, who called it New Netherlandball and its New Amsterdamball. Englandball then took over from it and renamed it as New Yorkball, joining Colonial Americaball. In 1776, it rebelled with 12 other states and became USAball. 
It was the eleventh state to ratify the Constitution, on July 26, 1788.
It later invaded and took clay from Iroquois Confederacyball in 1784 and 1794 to form his Upstate. In the 1800-1900s  Italyballs came to New Yorkball to make Pizza.
Apart from not giving a shit about the upstate, New Yorkball is currently pretty rich. It is progressive and liberal and hates conservatives. 
== Relations ==
===Friends===
* Netherlandsball - Great grandparent who colonized some lands in NYC.
* Yorkshireball - Grandparent who named me after it!
* USAball - America, my Fatherland. It's still traumatized by those stupid terrorists (especially the 9/11 attacks). But it loves me, I'm its most liberal state, we hang out with sports and it LOVES my diversity and creativity!
* Californiaball - Best liberal ally ever! But you are too extreme...
* Connecticutball - Fellow liberal state! 
* Japanball - Thanks for basing the Unova Pokémon region on me!
* Iroquois Confederacyball - Great ancestor and my great great grandparent.
* UKball - Grandauncle. I never forget how you kidnapped me from the Netherlandsball, and how you tried to invade me after the American Revolution, but I forgive you.
* Russiaball - Since USAball hates you but there are a lot of Russian immigrants in my clay! 
* Vermontball - The socialist one that got away. I sympathize with you guys against Assholistan. #STILLSANDERS!
* New Jerseyball - White Trash My little sibling and best friend! I love you so much!
* Moscowball - I don't really hate you. You are a good guy. My child also really likes you. But remember to come to our meeting tonight! You're one mossy cow, I should say. ;) And you are my best friend as well!
* The LGBTQ+ Community - Valid! Pay no attention to those rednecks in the South!
===Neutral===
* Mississippiball - Finally you changed your flag. I'm too similar to changing seal names like "Excelsior" into "Excelsior E Pluribus Unum".
* Coloradoball - Used to be kind of the New Hampshire of the West, now is a place of weed smokers and hippies. BUT YOU CAN NOT INTO AIR ON FOX My child let it air South Park on Comedy Central, though. BUT STOP MAKING FUN OF LIBERALS!
===Enemies===
* Al-Qaedaball - DID YOU JUST BOMB MY SON'S TOWERS. WHAT THE ####. DON'T DO IT AGAIN YOU TERRORIST!
* Indianaball - #### you Indiana! Drink the Kool-Aid already!
* Massachusettsball - You will pay for your witch trials! You conservative prick. I also would like to say that the Yankees are more better than those stinky Red Sox!
* Floridaball - SUKA BLYAT, YOU PASSED ME IN POPULATION. I SHOULD BE NUMBER 3! (At least I'm still richer and have a bigger city XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA!)
* Liverpoolball - He Hates me for killing John Lennon?! This guy is the one who killed Mr. Lennon, not me!!!
* Mark David Chapman - HOW DARE YOU KILLED THAT GUY, That's why Liverpoolball hates me!
* Albaniaball - How dare you stole my capital's name!
* CSAball - You gon' rise again or what? Do it, so we Northerners can anschluss you and stop paying your taxes, so you peasants can have no sort of infrastructure. States' rights my rear end!
*  Chinaball - GET CORONAVIRUS OUT OF MY CLAY!! NOW I GOT 200K CASES BECAUSE OF YOU!! YOUR STUPID CHILD WUHAN IS ####ING TERRIBLE!! NOW YOU NEED TO HELP ME TO SOLVE THIS VIRUS NOW!!!! 
* Wuhanball - SEND YOUR MEDICAL WORKERS, DOCTORS AND NURSE TO MY CLAY TO CURE MY PEOPLE FROM THIS VIRUS!! 
== How to draw ==
Like almost every US state, New Yorkball is only a coat of arms on a blue background:
# Color the basic circle shape of this blue
# Draw the coat of arms of New York (state) in the center 
# Draw the eyes, and you've finished.
==Gallery==
File:Livony - bull's eye.png
The Northeast and the Maritimes.png|By u/nohead123
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Official Polandball World Map 2020.png
The Greatest Empire.png|By u/nohead123
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Polandball Map of North America 2020.png
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==See also==
zh:紐約球
pt:Nova Iorqueball
Category:USAball
Category:English Speaking Countryball
Category:Catholic
Category:Christian
Category:Olympic Host
Category:Stateballs
Category:Stateballs of USAball
Category:America
Category:North America
 
Category:Recent Changes
Category:Germanic
Category:Zionist
Category:Can Into New also sorry if the picture isnt working
Edited to be "Kid Friendly" -CosmicCity