Lost Episode/Transcript

(Starts when Wander and Sylvia run in the orrble)
Wander: Yo, sorry, deuces!
(The thingy sparys the space travelers away)
Wander: Sylvia, Is it not a beautiful day to space travel?
Sylvia: Yep, yep.
(The punch their hands; title card appears)
Wander: So, old girl, what's are next stop?
Sylvia: 8675309, web says (as Web) Jenny Quackles, one order for a thousand loaves of Jelly Filled Alfala Orrble Juice.
Wander: Mmm, my favorite, Jenny Quackles, you're about to get some orrble in your beak!
(Wander eats the bubble)
Sylvia: Yeah, boy! Whoo-hoo!
Wander: Oweh, Oweh, Oweh, Oweh! Dance, dance with your butt out of your pants! Oweh, Oweh, Oweh, Oweh!
Sylvia: Uh, Hey, Wander, May I drive the orrble? Just this once? Please?
(Music stop)
Wander: Huh?
Sylvia: I wanna drive the orrble!
(Music comes back on)
Wander: Well, you have idea of corporation experience driving dang thing and you're not little enough to reach this controls. I would say "Why not?"
Sylvia: (singly) Yeah!
Wander: Whoo-hoo! Party Punch!
(They party punch)
Wander: Sylvia Linguini von Breadstick, the First...
Sylvia: Yep, yep.
Wander: Are you ready to drive this sweet orrble?
Sylvia: Yeppie yep yep yep!
Wander: Okay. Step One: Adjust the mirrors!
(She adjusted the mirrors)
Monster: ROAR!!!!!
Sylvia: (screams)
(Throws a mirror at the monster)
Sylvia: Woah.
Wander: Step Two: Record yourself with the controls!
Sylvia: Hi, I'm Sylvia, what's your name?, do you like sandwiches?, do you want to go skate boarding? (She takes the control off) Okay, let's go!
(Sylvia and the control skate boarding)
Sylvia: You and me, we're friends now ever, friends forever and...
(She trips on the orrble)
Wander: Sylvia, snap out of it!
(Sylvia gets hurt, really hurt)
Sylvia: What day is it?
Wander: The day you learned to drive a orrble!
(Step Three starts)
Wander: Step Three: Do You Want To Drive? (Sylvia nods) Then all you have to do is this!
(Wander talking gibberish)
Sylvia: Oh god! (Her head explodes)
Wander: And smackety-smack, smackety-smack!
Wander: Okay, now you try.
(Sylvia is about to press the controls)
Wander: Nope, nope, nope, did-did-did-did, na na na na! Qup! Nope! Yep!
(Sylvia gots an idea)
Sylvia: Booty kick!
(The orrble does down)
Wander: (screams like a girl)
Sylvia: (screams)
(The space travelers got bumped)
Sylvia: Does this mean we're gonna crash and burn and die in a fiery death?
Wander: Probally yes! But it's also so far more important! We can finally have that zero g dance party we always wanted to have!
Disco Ball: Did somebody say "zero g dance party"?
Wander and Sylvia: Woah. (dance party hats appear) Woah!
(The dance party begins, but the monster breaks in)
Wander and Sylvia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
(The monster is now happy when Sylvia gives it an orrble juice, it joins in the dance party)
Sylvia: Hey, Wander, This is the best party ever!
Wander: I know, right? I feel so alive!
(The bubble still goes down)
Wander: Haha, you crazy Zbornak!
Sylvia: Na, you crazy!
(The bubble still still goes down)
Wander: I really wish weren't about to crash right...
(The bubble lands on the planet called "Short Leave" and explodes)
Wander: (hurt) That was awesome!
Sylvia: Yeah! And we didn't die once!
(Distant quack)
Wander: Are you Jenny Quackles?
(Jenny Quackles waddles in and quacks)
Wander: Hope you like orrble!
(Wander hits Jenny Quackles with the orrble, gives it to her hands and blows a bubble)
Sylvia: (laughs) Jenny does like orrble!
Both: P-p-p-party punch!
(Snap to black)