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The rise of the noobs. Part 1

April 12, 2021 was a good day, it was my 18th birthday, and i had just gotten the first ever Xbox Two, as well as Halo 9. Little did i know what was about to happen
==APRIL 12, 2021. 3:43 PM==
I celebrated my birthday last night, and got a brand new Xbox 2, which had a release date of the 13th, along with Halo 9. I had just logged off from Halo 4: Anniversary after wrecking some noobs and upgrading my rank to SR-77. Anyway, i was driving to school (as it was monday) and saw a strange sight. I couldn't seemuch, but what i did see was the OLD Halo 3 Legendary Edition Master Chief Helmet, in perfect condition! I didn't pay much attention to that person, or now, as i call it, THING, even though he/it was staring straight at me. After school, i was driving to my friend's so that we could play Splitscreen Co-op on Halo 8. I then saw very similar people, differentiated only by their actual body, and they were holding tocket lawnchers. They were around my friend's house. I got out of the car, ignoring the perfect helmets and evertything. When i got within a yard, they all fired upon me, the leader (the one i saw earlier) yelled "L0LOLOL0LOL! W3 R PWN U W1T R UB3R 1337 5K1LLZ LOLOLOL!!!!1!1!11!one1!1!one!!1" i immediatly ducked as the rockets flew over me. When I got up, my friend was right behind the group, wielding a Left 4 Dead Katana. After a brief chopping up, he told me to get in the Warthog, which he built himself. He said "If you encounter any more, use your turret." "Cool, a rocket launcher turret!" "Actually its rocket LAWN CHAIR, it fires rocket propelled lawn chairs. We didn't have the money for rocket launchers"
==APRIL 13, 2021==
We made it with just one lawn chair left. There was 5 levels of security, but it was allllll worth it. We finally got to sit and relax from noob ownage. I didn't like that I would have to do tons of training, but knew why I had to. The base was the last of its kind, a n00b Destroyer Hideout, for N00B DESTROYERS. Their only mission: kill the noobs.
==APRIL 14, 2021, 3:55 PM==
Training was awesome there, we had reaaly good technolegy here, and Xbox twos!! I had a rocket launcher, and got a perfection! We had this huge room, over a mile long, as our training simulator, it was highly realistic, and as we had Cox Super Speed Internet, the simulation didn't lag or glitch!
==APRIL 17, 2021, 4:34 AM==
Giant raid, n00bs with rockets again, and sometimes Fuel Rods! We destroyed them with our turrets and tech and stuff, but it felt like this war would rage on for many years.....how wrong I was!
A NEW PART EVERY FRIDAY!
Category:Jornel
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Trollpasta
The rise of trollpastas

==April 20th, 2001==
One boring day while on BustyAsianBeauties.com, I received a spoopy pop-up. When I tried to hit the X button, it wouldn't let me exit the pop-out! Then a bunch of Sonic porn flashed on my screen!
Then my dad walked in and raped me for not watching My Little Pony porn instead. I cried myself to sleep that night while hugging my Nep body pillow.
==April 20thn't==
The next day I woke up and went to my computer. I had gotten a text on Instant Message! It said, "Do not turn around", so like any normal person--I turned around. Suddenly, a skeleton popped out, with hyper-realistic blood oozing from its eyes! I looked down on my lap to see Tail's Doll!
Then I woke up to find out it was just a nightmare.
I went on my computer, to find I had a message. It read, "That was not just an ordinary spoopy dream. It was a hallucination from I, the most powerful demon to exist. This shall be the rise of the trollpastas. I will create an army, and bring every single one of them to life."
I was severely absolutely terrified! Who could it be? Who was the most powerful demon to exist?
I shrugged it off and watched some Undertale porn and went to bed while singing nursery rhymes to myself.
==April ???==
The next day I woke up, I heard screaming from outside. There, I saw every trollpasta character I had read and more had come to life, and they were killing people!!! But who could have been powerful enough to do so?
Then I heard a voice behind me. It was an elegant voice that spoke with such class and manner. It made Morgan Freeman sound like Hillary Clinton on a unicycle talking about gun control while on acid and crack at the same time. The voice dwarfed the most beautiful things I had heard and seen in my life. I turned around to face the very embodiment of class and elegance. I turned around to see Sir Evil Patrixxx of Darkness, dressed in a tuxedo with a monocle, with two gorgeous anime girls at his sides.
"It is I, Evil Patrixxx. I have come here to end you," he said.
"But why?" I said as Evil Patrixx turned me to dust. Then he brought me back to life to kill me again by blasting me with laser eyes.
"Because my child," he said as he morphed into an Evil-Patirxx-Thanos hybrid. "It is my time to rule this pointless world."
Then he brought me back to life and suffocated me with anime girl thighs.
I come here to warn you of the unstoppable, invincible, and immortal force that is Evil Patrixxx.
The last thing I remembered before he sent my soul to hell was the hyper-realistic blood the oozed out his eyes and mouth and that evil monocle of his.
No matter how strong you think you are, fear Evil Patrixxx, for nothing can save you from him.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Jornel
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
The ritual ritual

To perform this ritual, you must grab the following items:
* Multiple candles
* Salt to protect from spooky demons
* A mirror of any size
* A knife
* A piece of paper
* Lots of matches
* A wooden door
* Knowledge of 5 different languages
Set up the candles in a pentagram formation and then put salt around the formation you have made, then complete the pentagram by using the blood from your arteries (pierce your arteries with the knife to complete the pentagram). Afterwards, you need to write your full name on a piece of paper, and then put it near a wooden door. At exactly midnight, you are to light a match and then burn the mirror 22 times (you can just leave a small black mark, or burn the whole mirror. DO NOT LET THE PENTAGRAM FORMATION GET BURNED). This must all be done before 12:01 AM.
Next, you are to sit in the middle of the pentagram formation, and you are to chant the following words: "I SUMMON YOU" approximately 784 times in 5 different languages that you must speak fluently, and then run out of the circle as FAST AS YOU CAN. This must be done BEFORE 6:66 AM.
At 6:66 AM, a man wearing nothing but rituals will rise from the circle. He will have hyper-realistic eyes and there will be hyper-realistic blood pouring from all parts of his body. You have to run from him until 6:66 AM of the next day.
Check for red flags: If your arteries keep bleeding until 6:66 AM, ABORT THE RITUAL. If you have knowledge of 4 or less or 6 or more languages, ABORT THE RITUAL. If the candles go out, ABORT THE RITUAL. If the mirror cannot be burned, ABORT THE RITUAL. If one of these happen, there is no need to worry, you'll just need to leave your house for the next 3 and a half years.
Now, if you have successfully summoned the Ritual man, you will run from him until 6:66 AM the next day. If he touches you, a spooky skeleton will pop out. If you successfully run from him until 6:66 AM, then you will have good luck for the next few days if the mirror was new, but for the next few years if the mirror was old because you made all the negative energy in the mirror PURE ENERGY.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Rituwel
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
The roblox hat

I was playing roblox one day when my roblox plus went off.
New hat. I clicked on it and imminently bought it, just some useless roblox hat but its nice to have it.
Once i bought it, it went off sale. I was confused but confused even more when it said "Have fun". i was freaked out and i went to the forums for help, nobody believed me and thought i was a troll. Later that day i checked back on roblox, being too scared to play for about an hour, i decided i was getting worked up over nothing, i logged in and clicked on a game, connection failed. I thought fair enough, game must be being worked on.
I clicked on another, connection failed. What i thought, how? Too much of a coincidence to have to games being worked on. I clicked on my profile and saw that i had no friends, no name, nothing, nothing with my account but a hat on my account, the roblox hat. I was moving away from the computer, laying down, i was being moved fast to a hospital, i was pretty much dead, but i'm still on roblox.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Roblox
Category:Im died
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
The roblox show lost episode

I was working at the local VHS shop, organizing shelves and restocking movies, when I came across a peculiar VHS labeled "The Noob Show." It stood out from the rest of the movies with its faded label and aged packaging. As I held it in my hand, I noticed something unusual written on the side of the case that sent a chill down my spine: "THE SHOW IS OVER." Curiosity got the best of me, and I couldn't resist the urge to see what was on this mysterious tape. I quickly turned off the lights and popped the VHS into the player, sitting back to watch with anticipation. The screen flickered to life, revealing a show that seemed to be about delivering a toy to different locations. However, as the main character embarked on his journey, I noticed something peculiar about the toy. It was a gun. And not just any gun, but a real, functioning firearm. I was about to turn off the VHS, feeling uneasy about what I was watching when suddenly, the main character aimed the gun at the screen and fired. An intense blast of static filled the room for what felt like an eternity. When the static finally cleared, I was shocked to see that the characters on the screen were now looking directly at me. Their once playful expressions had turned into sinister grins, and their eyes seemed to follow me no matter where I moved. I tried to turn off the VHS, but the remote wouldn't work. I was stuck watching this disturbing show until it reached its end. The characters continued their journey, seemingly unaware of my presence, until they arrived at their final destination. Suddenly, a jumpscare appeared on the screen, causing me to jump out of my seat. I watched in horror as the main character, now holding the gun, aimed it at me and pulled the trigger. The screen went black, and the end credits began to roll. But they weren't just normal credits. They were a list of names I had never seen before, with unsettling messages accompanying each one. My heart raced as I realized that this VHS was not just a lost episode of a television show, but something much more sinister. As the credits came to an end, the VHS ejected itself from the player and landed on the ground with a thud. I quickly grabbed it and rushed out of the shop, never wanting to lay eyes on it again. From that day on, I couldn't shake off the feeling that I was being watched. And every time I walked past the VHS shop, I could swear I saw those creepy characters staring back at me from the window. The Roblox Show may have been over, but the nightmare was just beginning.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Roblox
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
The same dream

this is scarlett666 here and I wana tell u all this story about one of my unusual dreams........
ok this is how it goes, at the time I was 12 turning 13 in april, and I was eating dinner, I decided to watch some youtube vids about creepypastas before I went to bed, and when I was going to sleep the vids didn't phase me. When I was asleep I felt like I was just daydreaming, but I knew I was asleep, the dream started off with me running from something in the woods, bushes tore my pants and tree branches wiped my arms, I had scratches everywhere, I tripped over a tree root and tumbled some thorn bushes, the large creature chasing me had stooped rite behind me, and I could feel it's hot large breaths on my back, I tried to stand and run but it grabbed my arm in its mouth and was trying to chue on it, I screamed in agonizing pain, yanking my arm out of it's jaws, I kept running and herd it run after me again, it pounced and landed on me, I tried to look up at it to see what I was going to be killed by, and what I saw was horrific.
It was me, with blood drooling from my mouth, I could taste it, my hair was mostly chopped off and my nails where large claws, there was blood all over my shirt and pants as well as my face. The monstrous me, on top of me lifted her arm and flung it at my face, suddenly I had a huge flash back .I was in a lab, strapped to a chair snarling at the scientist that was examining me from behind glass, I could see my reflection I looked perfectly normal, all except for the fact that my hair was mostly chopped off. The flash back changed and I was in a small containment globe attached to the wall, electric shots where flying through me, I felt like screaming but didn't, I sat there like a dog staring down at my feet, then everything changed again, but it wasn't another flash back, it felt like life. I sat atop a man in a white lab coat, with claw marks all over his face, I realized that the man was the scientist from the flash back, and I was clawing his face, my short poorly cut hair was hanging over my face, and I could taste blood. I stopped clawing the man and stood up straight. I stared down at the man, with blood all over his face, bite marks on his arm and torn clothes, then I said loud and clear, "this is the new me, and I like it"
I woke up, I could taste blood in my mouth and felt sick, I ran to the bathroom and puked in the toilet and thought, "that is the new me" over and over and over. I had the same dream about a week ago after seeing a man that looked like the man from my dream staring at me from outside my school. and I can remember exactly what I looked like, so very clearly........
what is going to happen, I don't know but I'm not scared of any of it.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Beings
Category:Dreams
Category:Pointless Violence
The scariest day ever

I was taking a test and all of the sudden my classmate, Roy, whispered into my ear "Wake up." I was a little confused, but I had to finish this test. "You're late" I say again "Why are saying these things. I tried to ignore him, but the strange saying kept coming "You are dreaming" I was starting to get frightened now. "Everyone you know is a ghost." I looked over at him and saw that he was transparent. I screamed and was escorted out of class for making a scene. Turns out there was just a smudge on my glasses and Roy was just trying to get a reaction out of me. Looks like he wins this round, but next time I'll show him, I'll show them all not to mess with me.
The next day I showed up to school wearing a sheet over my head. I went over to all of the students and started scaring them, but they all called me weird and said things like. "Get away from me loser." and "Haha that's very funny... ok can you not please... its not really funny anymore this is just sad... why are you following me... look Jared, I know you have a crush on me, but I really only like you as a friend and you are not helping your case at all... look I'm not going to talk to you if you just have that sheet over your head... oh... you're not Jared... You're Ian... Can't believe you weren't my first guess... this really isn't anything new from you... why are you always so weird, it doesn't surprise me that you don't have any friends... ok you know, I bet you're a nice guy, but you can't be pulling stunts like this and expect to make friends... Ok I'm gonna go to class now, uh good luck on the scare, pal... and I hope you make some friends" I had a few people say that to me.
Principal Paxton was walking around the corner and he saw me. I was then put in special ed classes.
I decided to pull a Danny Phantom and actually go to school as a ghost. I looked up ways online to get the death penalty so I attempted murder a sitting judge. Key word here "attempted". I got arrested and believe it or not, in court I had the same judge that I tried to kill. I think there is a conflict of interest here, but the whole goal was to get the death penalty so I could do a super scare. I was sentenced to death pretty quickly and my attorney started crying, but I threw my hands up and celebrated "I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! and I still get to go to heaven because death by firing squad isn't suicide."
I was put on death row for 3 months and then they finally gave me a LETHAL INJECTION!! That's not what I wanted! Anyway turns out ghosts aren't real and Martin Luther was wrong about how to get into heaven. I am now in Purgatory until my family pays an indulgence to the Catholic Church.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The scariest story ever of all time

yesterday, i decided to go to my local video game store, it was down the street, there was a rumor that a guy with a suit that was very scary was the owner, he supposedly died in 1892, it is now 2014, i went down, to investigate, i asked for crash bandicoot 2, ps1 memorys, they said they'd get the owner, it was a guy with a suit, he said i should go to the back and get it, so i walked around the back, i opened the door, i screamed, it ws horrifying! there was a video game, it was ET 2600, i nearly had a heart attack, the guy with suit appeared in front of me, he grabbed ET 2600, he ate it, he became ET, i was scared, i ran outside, there were too many ET 2600 copys! i fainted, i woke up 3 hours later, i as inside an atari, ET was standing by the atari in real life. i cried, i suddenly saw a flash of light, i looked back, it was ET 2600, i pissed my pants and the pee was black and green and rainbow and red, i looked down, i knew, i needed to be bear grylls, i needed to drink my own piss, it was destiny, i drank it, i swallowed it, ​​i was suddenly in my house, a black haired woman, was right in front of me, she suddenly turned in to shrek, there was a boy three miles outside the a boy was there behind him, he said shrek is loved, shrek is lifes, he suddenly turned in to ET, i died and lived, i threw up poo and candy, ET went to my poo throw up and Ate it, i got an erection and pooed i throwed up, i was scared so i died, but i said no then i died and pooed, i woke up to a house, an atari was inj front of me, i played ET 2600 then pooed, i no longer had gastro. but direar.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Vidya games
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shrek
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Shortpasta
The scary Mario theory!!!

Have you ever wondered why Mario is such a fucking jerk? And why Donkey Kong is so cool? Well, it's just a theory*, but I think I know the truth. Donkey Kong is actually a human, and vise versa. Here's the story: Donkey kong was a super cool sceintist, and he was experimenting with Mario. The reason Mario was named Mario was because his moustache kinda looked like the human Marios. Now, you may be thinking, "How could he be inspired by the human Mario, if human Mario doesn't even exist?"
And to you I say FUCK YOU I'VE PROVEN THIS IN EVERY WAY I'M RIGHT, OKAY??? So, Donkey Kong used a machine to turn Mario into a human. But the reason why Donkey Kong didn't press the button 'Turn human back to monkey' when he saw how ugly Mario looked, was that he actually did. But since Mario hadn't been made 100% human, he climbed up on the zapper that should turn him human and swung it towards poor Donkey Kong. So now Donkey Kong was a dumb ape. Then another sceintist came in and saw the ugly Mario. So he threw Mario out in the trash. There, princess toadstool saw him and thought he was kinda cute (Don't ask me why) so she took him with her to the mushroom kingdom. Oh, and by the way, Luigi was created with the machine too.
Not actually a theory. It's real.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:THERY
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
The scary Sonic 06

I've always been a fan of video game's ever since I was born. My mom said that even when I was a fetus I probably played a gameboy in there! I recently found a copy of my favorite Sonic game in the franchise, Sonic 06! I found it in my grandpa's attic which was strangely filled with strange chairs and whips for some reason, I don't have a clue how he knew Sonic 06 was my favorite game ever!!! As soon as I popped in the disc and started three ads played. I saw an ad for a new Jem series I screamed "Oh my god I love Jem!!!" But something was weird her eye's were blood red There also was an ad for Hey You Pikachu 2 the final ad was a The brave little toaster remake. At the end of these ads it said all of these character's are in the game I said to myself "Must be modded this is gonna be fun!" I was in the it didn't even show any menus! It was sonic tied to a chair with Jem, The brave little toaster and pikachu cornering sonic they all had knives! and were whispering "Red rum red rum red rum" and I thought to myself "My grandpa must have modded this what a weird guy!" And then I heard a knock on my door (I live in a super mansion because my parents are so rich they let me live by myself) And it was a basket! Not any basket but a wicker basket and it had my favorite films in it! The Wicker Man Epic Movie and Norbit it also had plushes of Pikachu Jem and The brave little toaster On my lawn I saw a dead blue painted hedghog so I took out sonic 06 and started to watch Norbit because lol that sonic 06 sucked and then I heard a rustling in my house I said to myself "Must be my maid" And then from out behind me I felt 3 hands touch me. I jerked back and saw them all moving with giant knives and whispering "red rum red rum red rum" And then they all cornered me and I was in the game! I got out because I'm super kickass and I am a triple black belt in Karate and then we all hugged and had cookie's because we're all best friends now because they said "Wow you're such a badass we love you you're our new king" and then they made me snickerdoodle cookie's which are my favorite.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Wall of Text
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
The scary man

There was once a man namd Jarry walking in the park. He had to walk throu the park to get to his home. He then heard a screech behind him. I said what the fuuk was that? And then I heard a guy behind him say "It was me.." Jarry then started running home, but his leg then had a sharp pain. He screamed and fell to the floor. "WHAT DO YOU FUUKINHG WHANT?" Jarry said screaming. The man then said "I want you hands." He then cam into view. He had an uneasy face with a suit, but his hands were broken
Jarry was never seen again..
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta