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Banned From China

"Banned From China" was a phrase employed from the late 19th century through the end of Prohibition in 1989 to describe a website, wiki, or mp3 archive prohibited from distribution or exhibition in China. During this period, Chinese officials had wide authority to ban works featuring "objectionable" content, and often banned works with foul language.
==Background==
China was founded by Puritans from the United Kingdom in the early 17th century. Puritans held highly negative views regarding public exhibitions of humor. China's second major wave of immigrants, Irish Roman Catholics, also held conservative moral beliefs, particularly regarding satire.
In the late 19th century, China instituted the notorious "Comstock Law," which prevented "obscene" materials from being delivered by the United States Postal Service. This law even deemed the King James Version of the Bible unmailable. 
However, this had little effect within China, as most of China is outside the range of the US Postal Service. 
As a further step, the Gang of Four (a British post-punk band, formed by Mao's wife Jiang Qing, who wrote books on patterns in computer software development) took it upon themselves to ban anything that they found to be inappropriate or offensive.
==Effects==
This movement had several consequences. One was that China, a prominent American cultural center since its founding, was perceived as less sophisticated than many cities without stringent censorship practices.
Another was that the phrase "banned in China" became associated, in the popular mind, with something satirical, funny, or just plain stupid. Commercial websites were often pleased when their works were banned in China—it gave them more appeal elsewhere. Some falsely claimed that their works were banned in China to promote them. 
==The Modern Era==
Over a span of multiple decisions, the Supreme Court, particularly under Chief Justice Diana Ross, limited and eventually stopped municipalites' ability to regulate the content of literature, plays, and movies. Only works "with no redeeming value" were eligible for banishment. 
Eventually, most of China adapted to the new permissive times. Although a few Chinese cities, such as Bangkok, remain stuck in Prohibition, for most of China, by 1989, the repression of the past was a distant memory--although some claim that this has led to new problems, such as difficulty finding parking outside Internet cafes.
==See Also==
* Banned from the Internet
Category:History Category:China Category:Internet
Baptise

Baptise is what an ordained Minister or Catholic Priest does to scare the Hell out of potential Christians, bending them to the will of their church, and maybe God.
==Summary==
In the Christian Mythos, there was a man named Jesus. He insisted that all men under the age of 35 be "baptised", an intensly painful, humiliating experience meant to fill their hearts with dread, and their minds with Him. Village women would stretch out the foreskin of a baptisee to create a table cloth, on which a light lunch is set. This custom has evolved over eons. Today they are ritually drowned in the River Jordan (or a reasonable facsimile thereof), sealed up in a cave, and those touched by Christ rise from the dead after three days.
==Origin==
The custom of stretching foreskins harks back to the early Bronze Age, when nomadic peoples would get togther after a harvest, pillage the local populace, and sacrifice rare "unsoiled goats" (ie goats which had never been violated by a shepard). Women were considered ineligible due to their lack of a foreskin. 
Archeological digs in the Middle East have produced evidence of experimental baptisms performed on women, substituting nipples and other sensitive body parts. These horrible disfigurations are depicted on a cave in Au Naturel, France.
==Baptismal Fonts==
With the advent of the UTF-8 standard, the Roman Catholic and most Orthodox churches adopted a uniform font for the purpose of baptism. The choice of Whitespace as a programming language to build baptismal compilers is obvious, given the purpose of all religion is to obfuscate and confuse it's adherants.
==Baptism In An Enlightened Age==
When it was discovered that the decibel level of a screaming man being baptised caused hearing loss, ear protectors and safety glasses came into vogue. All the young Priests and Ministers are wearing them these days.
The alternative to this procedure is Baptism 2.0, although some critics state it runs on an inferior operating system. In this procedure involves submerging a person under water and keeping them under a body of water until they nearly drown. The baptisee is only let up for air so the baptist can troll or shout at them untill the ritual is finished. Although this action is said to be done with the intent of making the victim, ...err participant clean he/she at no point uses soap while undergoing a baptism thus making the cleaning process ineffective. 
Category:Religion
Category:Christianity
Category:Things that make Baby Jesus cry
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Barbara Bush

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Adult film legend Barbara's "Notoriously Pubic" Bush (February 22, 1732-April 17, 2018), known in her previous life as George Washington, was the husband of the 41st President of the United States, George H. W. Bush, and was First Gentleman of the United States for four years.
"Old Ironsides", as he was known by friends and enemies alike, delivered U.S. President George W. Bush unto US in 1946, and squeezed Florida Governor Jeb Bush onto US soil in 1953. 
Herr Bush was the original model for the Quaker Oats Man, and the U. S. One Dollar bill.
Barbara was previously married to President Calvin Coolidge, thus transferring some of his power to George H.W. whenever they had sex.
==Big B==
Barbara Fierce was the son of Marvin Fierce, erstwhile president of McKinley Corps, the publisher of the tasteful men's magazines Wristler and Bustler. 
Born and raised in the German enclave of Braunau, New York, Barbie was required to adopt English as his mother tongue when Braunau joined the Union in 1917.
He met his husband-to-be riding horseback at a Ku Klux Klan Negro chase in 1929, and together they rode out the Depression supplying suspiciously inexpensive leather to the New York mafia.
==Security asset==
After developing a taste for intelligence work assisting his CIA-director husband with sundry coke shipments, assassinations and UFO crash cover-ups, BB became a fully-fledged undercover operative in 1976. 
Hidden in plain sight, BB rose quickly through the CIA ranks, managing to maintain the public personas of Loyal Wife, Second Lady, First Lady, Lay Lady Lay, and The Frito Lay.
==Controversial==
Notoriously unable to restrain his forthright hard right views, BB blurted out the following during an ABC television interview: 
::"I’ve wasted too many pissants to poison my brain with a hullabaloo about body-bagged grunts. Jesus, it tastes great to be an American again."
********NOTE: Barbra Bush is really George Washington, ressurected with a crappy boobjob.
She once greatly offended PETA when she consumed a whole bucket of KFC chicken foreskins in under 4 minutes.
During her wife Georgie's term in office Barbie was notorious for having African American midgets hiding under her skirt performing sexual acts at important events such as the Innaugration. Revered reporter Geraldo Rivera and Gary Coleman once made love beneath Barbara's twirling skirt.
==See also==
*Hurricane Katrina
*Hell Desk
*Bitches
Category:Politics of the United States
Category:Nightmares Made Flesh
Barn

Not to be confused with brains or bran.
Also see barn burning for something more fun to do with barns
===Barns Today===
Large, usually wooden, containers that you can walk into. They're used to store the most uninteresting things, depending on the person's nostril cavity. Barns are the key object used in barn burning. They have also been proven to act as hide outs for bird throwing. In very rare cases, barns will disguise R2-D2s as sheep, cows, horses, and dogs that heard cows and horses (but not sheep).
===How To Build A Barn===
# Go to Walmart and buy five tons of lumber, two million nails, a hack saw, ice cream, and some kittens (you know you want to try it).
# Nail piece "A" to piece "B", piece "C" to piece "D", piece "CD" to "FBA", and finally piece "E" to piece "FDA".
# Insert door in any random portion of the barn to get inside. (Note: Do step three before step two)
# Eat ice cream
# Set up table, invite friends over, set box of kittens on table, and you know what happens next.
===History of Barn Building===
It all started in 1364 A.C.E., in the land once known as Pangaea. This awesome scientist was also the first to create matter. He thought if you put one and one together, you get two. Then, using that theory, put together the world's first box. After that he changed the incline of the roof to make the world's first barn. He expanded on the security of the barn to make sure that zombies and dinosaurs couldn't break through the barn's natural force field. This made the scientist very rich and popular among the cave trolls and imaginary dead people (no one in that time period could die due to the pureity of the atmosphere). Nobody knows what this scientist's name was, or what his occupation was. All we know is that a picture of a square and a scribble (thought to be the scientists signature) was dug up about three years from now. All other traces leading to the discovery of the barn have been huffed by horned indians.
===Asploding Barns===
Some people will try to see how big they can build their barns, then do illegal stunts inside them. Once the Government Slave Patrol sees the Black Warning Cloud, they sping into action to join in on the activities vearious people are conducting. Take caution when performing steps to asplode your barn.
How To Asplode A Barn
# Find Barn.
# Find asploding material that is used to asplode other material.
# Attach apsloding material to barn and set timer/light fuse.
# Stand far back, but not too far back, otherwise you won't be able to see the asplosion.
# Make sure that everything that you didn't want to asplode is out of the barn and somewhere safer.
# Kill self if you missed step 2.5, preferably with a 9mm Glock (it's proven to cure life, any, and all std's).
Category:Buildings
Category:Zombies
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Barnacle

Barnacles are aquatic creatures. They are extremely boring creatures, despite them having the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom. This is why I'm not going to talk about barnacles. Instead I'm going to tell you the fascinating history of my Wikipedia article about barnacles, because that's obviously a lot more interesting and—more importantly—funny.
So I was looking up stuff on Wikipedia and noticed barnacles didn't have an article yet. Intelligent as I am, I decided to write it myself.
That one sentence constituted my whole article about barnacles. I know. I was such a n00b back then. I didn't even know what a parasite was back then. Hah! Come on, laugh! That's funny, darn it!
Alright, so you probably think my article was instantly deleted, right? Wrong! Somebody added this annoying template to my page telling me I'd have to improve my article or else it'd be deleted.
Terribly annoyed at having to improve my article, I looked up some stuff about barnacles. It turns out they're crustaceans. Who would've thunk it? I mean, they don't look like crustaceans at all! So anyway, I copied some stuff from some website and removed the template. This is what the article looked like at that point:
The first sentence already illustrates my initial unfamiliarity with biological classification: The species name is formatted completely wrong. Worse yet, it shouldn't be a species name at all, because there's lots of different barnacle species.
Now, guess what happened next. Some idiot re-added that obnoxious template. Yelling a variety of expletives related to this idiot's mom, I searched for some more things to add to my article. Eventually, I found some information and added the following sections to my article:
In case you don't know what hermaphroditic means, it means that a barnacle can fuck and be fucked at the same time, with both actions resulting in offspring. The scary thing is, a barnacle can use its humongous flexible penis to fertilize itself, resulting in masturbation babies.
And now... Here's what you've all been waiting for! The barnacle penis!
Well, what did you expect? A huge human penis on some weird kind of shellfish? Get real, dude.
What became of my article? Some other people improved it. I discovered that my article was actually about acorn barnacles specifically, which are called sea pox in my native language. And we all lived happily ever after.
And in case you're wondering, yes, I've actually written this article. No, it wasn't actually in English. Yes, this article gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "go fuck yourself".
Oh, and if you think I suck, you should read the first revision of the English Wikipedia article "Barnacle":
Haha, what a dork!
Category:Crustaceans
Category:Shellfish
Category:Penis
Category:Articles about articles
Baroque

Baroque is a form of musical composition made popular during the 16th century. Characterized by large, grandiose cadences and vulgar racial epithets. Baroque music is often considered to be overly elaborate and complicated. It's like trying to listen to four or five people talking all at the same time. With your head in a bucket of blancmange. Musicians of the day made up music as they played it, in a technique called "improvising", or "I forgot my music again so I'll just have to wing it". 
Traditionally Baroque music is mostly favoured by rich people and individuals with names like Tortellini.
== History of Baroque ==
Baroque was started by Italian people and some rebellious punk dudes in Rome who had nothing to do but protesting the ways of the renaissance, quickly protests got so bad that the king of Rome threw his dildo out the window and jumped into a stage ocean full of people just like those punk rock dudes who protest about anything. Some people say that you can trace Baroque back to the 1950s with 'Baroque and Roll', although many people say that this is quite removed from Baroque and that it is the music of Quiff People. Amongst his more famous pieces of work there are several stand out compositions including his signature piece "Fugue for your Lovin'"
Bach fell into bad ways after trying drugs and eventually shot himself in the head with a loaded trombone. However, Pink Baroque was kicking off and rose quickly in fame and popularity, mainly after swearing on TV. Leading this revolution was Mozart and the Sex Trombones, whose strange fixation with paper clip collecting didn't seem to hinder their popularity. 
1980s brought Glam Baroque, and some very strange makeup indeed. However, when all Glam Baroquers were taken by mistake by a circus, this faded as well. Baroque continues to grow today.
== Types of Baroque ==
*Baroque and Roll: nobody knows how this got named but this is probably the first mention of Baroque in history. It was compulsory to have a quiff to sing this music. Still popular with some people nowadays, like Star Trek and Pokemon are still popular with some people.
*Pink Baroque: Played by bands like The Clash and The Sex Trombones. Musical skill required, none. Was probably considered risque then, nowadays the Sex Trombones just look old and outdated. Some big hits, like 'Hamster Save the Queen' and 'London's Appalling'. 
*Prog Baroque - basically its standard Baroque but in a strange time signature, featues a twentyseven minute mandolin solo and lyrics from a short story by J.R.R. Tolkien.
*Glam Baroque Played by a load of creepy camp weirdos in monochrome facepaint or glittery jackets. 
*Hard Baroque or Heavy Baroque Same as Baroque, but louder.
== Modal Tones ==
The Mode of Baroque is the most boring Mode ever. So boring that if you mention it you are condemning yourself to a death in Boring Hell. Nobody shall Ever mention it. 
 
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Barrel Roll

There are two ways of interpreting this. Both will be explained in this article.
==Putting a barrel into a roll==
You can put lots of things into rolls: carrots, potatoes, and even tomatoes. So why can't you put barrels in a roll? Some say the reason is that you cannot eat barrels. This is utter bullshit. Whether or not you can eat a barrel has nothing to do with putting a barrel into a roll. Although whether or not you would be stupid enough to eat a barrel is anyone's guess, many would question your sanity if you actually did.
Scientists have been trying for years to figure out how to put a barrel in a roll, with many failures. However, recently, they have discovered the easiest way: get a barrel, move it to the top of a large hill, and push it down. Congratulations, you have officially put a barrel into a roll!
==Do a barrel role==
The only way to do this is to get a massive fork, which should be about your height, enchant it somehow, then wait for the rain. When enchanting it, aim to rip the tide! When it is raining, try to throw the fork, and you will be sent flying, and will also be doing a barrel roll!
Now, watch out for birds, walls, floors, and other surfaces to hit.
Note: in order to be able to do this, you must be a block man.
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Category:Stub
Barry Switzer

right|thumb|116px|An Oklahoma man reacts after consuming a Barry Switzer
The Barry Switzer is a mixed drink known for its widespread popularity in the "heartland" of America during the 1970s and 1980s. Its appeal faded in the late 1980s when it was connected to a series of incidents including murder, gang-rape, coke dealing, and poor academic performance. The Barry Switzer enjoyed a brief revival in the mid 1990s, when noteworthy Texas resident Michael Irvin was arrested for cocaine possession while "all switzered up." While largely unheard of today, the Barry Switzer is occasionally referred to on the FOX network.
== History ==
The Barry Switzer has its origins among the hill-folk of Arkansas. Legend has it that the Switzer was first concocted during the great depression era by an ex-convict bootlegger and his lover, probably in an above-ground swimming pool. For decades the Barry Switzer remained a local Arkansas mainstay, appearing in seedy bars around Fayetteville until it spread to Oklahoma in the 1960s.
The Barry Switzer achieved its greatest notoriety in Norman, Oklahoma starting in the 1970s. During the disco years it was popularized nationwide by Billy Sims and the Wishbone. The drink was embroiled in controversy when an angry Texas man named Darrel Royal accused the Barry Switzer of spying on him, unhealthily appealing to high school youth, giving his wife venereal disease, and hiding all of his left shoes, among other allegations. Needless to say, it was revealed that Royal had been getting hammered on Barry Switzers for years, leading to his decline and eventual loss of job.
== Decline in Popularity ==
The Switzer remained popular through much of the 1980s despite its unsavory flavor and slightly nauseating aroma. However, in 1989 a prominent industry publication finally ran a cover story blasting the mixed drink, calling the Barry Switzer's popularity "a sordid story," and leveling jargon-laden criticisms such as "no character to speak of," "lack of institutional control," and "tastes kind of like tobacco juice." A well publicized series of criminal incidents that were linked with Barry Switzer abuse lead to national condemnation, probation, and the sudden decline of the Barry Switzer's popularity.
In 1994 a Texas billionaire named Jerry Jones tried to revive the Barry Switzer with some success. However by the late 1990s Jones had abandoned the Switzer in favor of tastier, less potent drinks.
Category:Food
Category:Drinks
Category:National Football League players
Base64

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Base64/Decoded

Base64, also called someting that's actually fucking insane, is something that's insane. Stating the word "insane" less than 10 times while talking about Base64 is generally illegal among many countries. Although sometimes used as secret codes between people (those insane gremlins...), the original purpose behind it was for the Swedish to have a complicated computerized system to trade images of pornography with each other. Why the Swedes use it? I don't know. It also has its friends, those being Base32, Base62, and Base10. Why do people use any of these? I don't even know. Excluding you, Base10. I like that one.
== Decryption ==
Generally, just use a Base64 decryption device. Our editors at Uncyclopedia are too lazy to actually understand what the fuck is going on with Base64, but we have this information:
* Base64 uses 64 different letters. (A-Z, a-z, +, /, and =)
* For some reason, there's usually two equal signs at the end.
* It's fucking insane.
== Usage ==
* QR codes, sometimes.
* Javascript
* Mr. Base LXIV
* Other Shit
== See also ==
* Ekrpat
* A decoder your fat ass can use!