Drummer/The Drums Offender Checklist

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| colspan="3" | Name of Offender (Drums Player):_______________________ 
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| colspan="3" | Infraction Date:___________________________ 
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| colspan="3" | Musical Offenses
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" style="padding-left:30px" |    Playing during warm up 
|| $10 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Warming Up 
|| $25 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Tuning (Right...a drumkit needs to be tuned) 
|| $47 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Speeding up during a song 
|| $10 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Slowing down during a song 
|| $20 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Making an audible mistake in the middle of a song 
|| $40 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Using musical scores
|| $25 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Writing musical scores 
|| $50 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Attempting drum solo 
|| $500 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Achieveing drum solo 
|| $1000 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Playing more audible than guitars 
|| Get beaten by guitar players 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Playing less audible than bass 
|| Get beaten by the whole band twice 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Begin a song with drums 
|| $50 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Setting a wrong tempo 
|| $60 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Setting a tempo at all 
|| $100 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Stopping the song after mistake and shouting loudly AAAAAA! 
|| $200 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Play anything other than metal 
|| Immediate Dismissal 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Improvising 
|| $100 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Playing during brake 
|| $200 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Play "Drum scales" 
|| $100 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Doing that annoying "solo" stuff after the last song ends during a gig 
|| $250 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Sing 
|| $2000 
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| colspan="3" | Equipment Violation
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Not having two bass drums 
|| $250 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Having more than one snare 
|| $100 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Using an electronic drumkit 
|| $400 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Placing "logos" on drumkit 
|| $150 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Not having a Pearl or a Tama 
|| Immediate dismissal 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Arranging the drumkit in odd ways 
|| $250 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Using earplugs 
|| $50 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Breaking drumheads 
|| $30 per broken drumhead 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Using trick pedal 
|| $50 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Having more cymbals than he can handle 
|| $100 per extra cymbal 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Asking for help to move drumkit 
|| $400 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Buy a "chineese cymbal" 
|| $100 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Breaking drumsticks 
|| $20 per drumstick 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Use any flat surface to "play" 
|| $500 
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| colspan="3" | Criminal Bad Taste
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Headbanging while playing 
|| $35 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Drinking water during practice 
|| $25 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Standing up while playing 
|| $45 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Playing with only one drumstick 
|| $50 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Unintentionally throwing drumsticks at bandmates 
|| $300 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Intentionally throwing drumsticks at bandmates 
|| $750 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Trying to play another instrument 
|| $1500 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Practicing 
|| $500 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Sweating 
|| $20 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Starting a sentence with "Well I play nine instruments at once..." 
|| $2000 
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| colspan="3" | Basic Stupidity
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Lose drumsticks 
|| $50 per drumstick 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Torch himself on fire during live performances 
|| $150 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Frequently screaming "Oh Yeah!" 
|| $65 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Asking "Where are the drugs?" 
|| $75 plus a rehab session 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Put socks inside bass drums 
|| $40 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Hitting himself with a drumstick 
|| $500 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Tendency to believe he is Lars Ulrich 
|| $250 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Forgetting the song 
|| $1000 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Mentioning he learned to play in the school's orchestra 
|| $150 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Enjoys playing rock band 
|| $250 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Trying to speak in "Staccato" 
|| $450 
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| valign="top" style="padding-left:30px" |    Calling himself a musician 
|| Priceless 
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