Seattle Garages

The Seattle Garages are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic division of the Evil Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since . The Garages have formerly played in the Chaotic division of the Evil League (Seasons 1-5) and the High Division of Mild League (Seasons 6-24).
==Roster==
Select Tlopps player cards can be found here.
==Player History==
For a list of all former players, see :Category:Former Seattle Garages Players.
For the Seattle Garages' roster as of , see the Beta Garages
==Season Results==
For more detailed Season Results, check out the Seattle Garages' Seasons Results Hub.
==Team Overview==
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Seattle Garages/History.
The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, also known as the Big Garage, which is located inside an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes.
The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by several names and composed of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. The team plays exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.
They are also an anarcho-syndicalist collective.
==Staff==
===Coaches===
The Seattle Garages have no coach and instead communally coach each other.
===Mascots===
Main Page: United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers.
Garages management initially pitched Jerry the Car as a mascot for the team. However, following massive fan outcry, Seattle Garages management tasked its active player roster with the creation of a new mascot. Unable to agree on one of fourteen pitches from every member of the team, it was agreed to let all players have their own mascot as a short-term solution. Following the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, mascots, players and teams agreed on a formal process of representation on a permanent basis, honoring Jaylen's mascot Connie the Cone, and allowing new player Derrick Kruger to add his own mascot, Casey Cat Tree.
The United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers were founded shortly before , and were declared the official mascot of the Seattle Garages in a ceremony before their first home game.
===Commentary===
Garages live commentary is provided by Mama Duende, who also provides orange slices and juice boxes for the team at the end of each game. Despite her name, Mama Duende bears no relation to Theodore Duende. She is very nice. 
==Fan Culture==
For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Seattle Garages/Fan Culture.
The Garages have a die-hard fan base known as "the Band". Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7.
===Common Chants===
*"PARK IT!"
*"PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
*"TOWNSEND!" (exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
*"NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter Allison Abbott)
==Fan Art==
See Generalized Seattle Garages fan art here. See player specific fan art on their individual wiki.
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