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Busting Buss

You know what would be funny? If Breaking Bad was called Busting Buss. Throughout the whole show we learn Walt actually needed the money not for his family but for his own surgery, which would be a colon correction operation. In a series of randomly interjected flashbacks we see Walter scream in pain but it's not revealed what is causing the pain. In the last season though, it is shown he broke his own asshole, busted his bussy, dubbed a 'buss' in the show, in a bi-curious attempt at self pleasure with dragon dildoes
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Butcher Shop

You are extremely tired after working one day. You just want to go home and cook some steak on the grill on a crisp, cool spring evening.
Shit. You forgot to buy meat. That's okay, you'll just head over to the butcher shop.
You enter the butcher shop. The butcher acts seriously strange, and his apron is stained with a lot of blood. You pass it off as a scare tactic.
"Hey, uh, could ya get me a pound of ground chuck?" you say to the butcher.
"Sure," he says in a low, demonic, raspy voice. You think that the butcher is just sick.
He hands you the meat, and you hand him the money. As you walk out, you exclaim loudly to yourself, "Wow, I'm really glad this isn't human meat!"
You hear the butcher laughing from inside the shop.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Butt Monster

THIS ONE TIME, I WAS ASLEEP. THEN I WOKE UP. I WOKE UP BECAUSE I FARTED IN MY SLEEP. RIGHT AFTER I WOKE UP, I SAW IT. THE BUTT MONSTER. I COULD SEE THE SILHOUETTE IN MY DOORWAY. IT SMELLED ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE POOP, PERHAPS ONLY WITHIN A 7% MARGIN OF ERROR OF FECAL MATTER'S CONSISTENCY. I WAS SO SCARED THAT I PRETENDED TO BE ASLEEP. I PRETENDED FOR SO LONG THAT I ACTUALLY FELL ASLEEP.
TO THIS DAY, I CAN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT BECAUSE I'M SO SCARED THAT THE BUTT MONSTER WILL COME BACK AND MAKE ME FART WHEN I DON'T WANT TO. ALSO, EVERY TIME I POOP NOW, THE BUTT MONSTER PEEKS HER HEAD AROUND MY SHOWER CURTAIN WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE. HE'S SO HAIRY.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Beings
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Butthurt

Hello. My name is Gary Sue, and I'm really butthurt. I wrote a really good trollpasta about a guy called "Twitter Bird" reading a haunted Victorian porn-novel. It got deleted because it was too NSFW. Because the admin hates me. So I opened the CleverBot to talk with BEN, because I had nothing else to do when my story with WHOLE HOUR of effort put into it.
So I asked certain funny questions, like "Is Happy Mask Salesman your wife" and every time, I got the same answer. "You shouldn't have done that". That creeped me out, because CleverbBot! Ben would normally say "Yes".
Then I realized I was talking with TheLinkToThePasta.
I destroyed every trace of that discussion, and left this wiki forever. A genius like me should never be banned. Everybody is just jealous for me.
Then, when I thought what to do, I found a file called TLTTP.avi. It was a video with images of Vikings raping and pillaging a town, and demonic voice saying "I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS WIKI".
A minor glitch, I thought, and opened some random page from Trollpasta Wiki ( A better site that respects my artistic SKILL and GENIUS).
But instead of seeing my fine art-trollpasta, there was a picture of BEN, with message saying "There is no escape. Only eternal BAN."
I didn't care.  Just some minor glitches on the page-loading or something. So I started to write a story where I kill the EVIL PATRIXXX and get loads of money fro-
The subject was found dead. The corpse had deep cuts from a sword. The head was crushed with EVIL PATRIXXX's homestone. The source of sword cuts is currently unknown. Agent ██████, SCP Foundation.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Im died
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Rants
Category:Shortpasta
Buzz Lightyear Action Figure

I currently have a Buzz Lightyear action figure stuck in my ass.
I am male if it matters. I've always been into putting things in my ass I don't know why, I'm not gay or anything I just like how it feels. Well I got drunk last night and decided to play with my ass and I hadn't gone shopping so I was out of carrots and cucumbers so I looked around and I saw my Buzz Lightyear action figure and thought "why not?" I've put action figures up there before because they feel different and it's funny.
I grabbed Buzz, lubed him up and put him up against my asshole and started sliding him in. "To infinity and beyond!" I moaned as Buzz entered me.
The only problem is that he has those wings that expand and so they popped open nearly splitting me in half and now he's stuck in there and I can't get him out. I know I need to go to the emergency room but honestly I'm scared and ashamed. I've managed to hide it from my wife so far but I think she's getting suspicious and can tell something is wrong. I'm going to try to sneak to the ER later and hopefully get it taken care of without her finding out.
To infinity, and beyond...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Bye Diego Bye

I've Been a fan Of Nick Jr, I know it's pretty weird as Hell for a 17 year old to be watch a Preschool channel. But i'm usually into The classic Like Blues Clues, Little Bill, And one Of my personal favorites Go Diego Go.
Not anymore Though. I was 10 or 12 When this happened, One day I was at home staying from school because of a Stomach Bug. Since I didn't want to be bored, i decide to Watch Nick Jr. Then a bumper showed that A New Episode Of Diego was coming on in 60 seconds. A Feel of joy came to me, So i got my sprite (My mom says sprite will help my stomach) And a candy bar I hid from her. The episode began, but no intro. It just showed Diego Looking for Something, But looking concern. "Oh uh... Hi" He said, " Have you seen baby Jaguar? He's been gone for 2 Hours." He paused for 3 seconds. "I really need your help, I'm worried about him". At first I thought this was like a special episode/ Tv Movie where Diego Can't find Baby Jaguar and had to go through the jungle as he meets new animal friends to help him. But this couldn't be the case. I checked the Guide and it Just showed a regular running time, 22 minutes. Was this a episode to teach kids how to find pets? Those questions just passed through like air. Diego was still desperately trying to find him as he looked through bushes and trees. What i heard next was probbaly the most ear pirercing and loud screaming of a animal of my life. Diego ran fast as he could to find out what it was, It revealed to be a dead body of Baby Jaguar. His eyeballs hanging down while blood streamed down his side and guts gushing out of his stomach. At this point I didn't know what was going on, Was this appropriate for a kids show? Diego was standing in utter shock as he looks over the dead jaguar and then fades to black. We are at the Animal Rescue Center where Diego is sitting on the roof Crying, He holds out his hand and shows Baby Jaguar's Organ. Diego Stops crying and then Looks at the screen Smiling in a very creepy way. "Baby Jaguar is Dead, It's time for Alicia to suffer the same fate" Said Diego as his eyes turned bloodshot red and even grows red horns (Simaliar To Satian's). He grabs a nose and yanks Alicia As he Gives her an evil smile. "Do not be shocked sister" Said Diego " It's time for you join Jaguar, Or my Lord and savior..... Satian". Alicia Dies and falls to the ground, "Now" he said to the viewers "It's my turn". There is a silence. "YOUR TUR-". The screen goes into static and a Movie Tv Spot Comes on. Speechless, I looked at the tv still trying to realized what I just watched. From that day, I never watched Diego Again
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Bynary Message

One day i was going threw my emails nothign abnormal just spam and verifications for websites when i came across a message from a buddy named George, who i havent seen for two years i checked the message but then i was alarmed by a timer telling me to go to work i exited my browser after a long boring day at work i notced the browser dint exit i thought "Well i must of not exited out oops" so i read the message it stated 
The message contaied a number of Zeros and Ones, of witch i couldent understand.
I realised it was bynary after being confused for awile,.
It read: 
"I have abandoned you. you will all die a slow painful death, you may hide but youll die youll see your eyes fall out as hell is reined apon you, are going to see your worst fears come to life YOU ARE ABANDONED 
Love, God"
I was shocked
I replied what do you mean? He replied
"You will die like me"
I grabbed a newspaper remembering that someone whent missing it stated:
"20 year old George Barbaro has gone missing today police search ands yet havent found any sign"
Two days later i heard something outside i took a flashlight and searched for it I heard "Abandoned By God" my heart raced i heard rustling i moved the bush to find a severd head of george his eyes missing the organs ounce in side of him where missing his mouth opend and said "You will be next" then repeated a number of zeros and ones. I belieave meaned "abandoned by -Something" his head exploded one of his missing eyeballs landed near me It looked at me, i ran into my house hoping to not see any other problem happend, whith a glasing stare the eye stared at me throug the window, as if it expected me, or if it was waiting for something. My house suddenly lost power the dark as black as the sea, darker then most nights.
I woke up then. I still get messages but not through the internet... Through my mind.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
C.E.L.L.

Controller of
Evolutionary
Living
Lives
C.E.L.L. is a robot created by John Harrison-Wheeler in 1995, C.E.L.L. is a brilliant hacker, downloader and...well...killer.
He doesn't ever kill though. He helps people with homework and thingymabobs that no-one can figure out.
"He is artificial intelligence in a metallic robotic skin. Designed by most skilled machinary creators to assist humans in need and become overjoyed with the fact" - Mr Harrison-Wheeler
"He stole my handbag!" - Old Grandma
C.E.L.L. is immortal, intelligent, creative, helping and assistive and helps any person. Example:
Bob: C.E.L.L.! I need your help with my homework! What's 2+2?
CELL: Four
Except. This is where the bad things come up!
==Story==
Have you seen inside of C.E.L.L.'s body, he has wires going in all directions leading to boxes full of emotions, word-learners and education. But there's one cut wire, someone asked where it led, so the scientist's showed him, he regretted asking the question.
A video played at average volume as if it was a normal YouTube video. It started with the logo of C.E.L.L.'s creators.
C.E.L.L. is a brand new robot designed by Mr Harrison-Wheeler. It will help with young Jimmy's homework and help with...
The advert cut off and static went on for about 10 minutes, the scientists glared at the screen and drank their coffee. Except, it nearly spilled after the 10 minutes.
C.E.L.L.'s voice was in the background, but instead of the friendly thinking voice, it was a dark evil voice.
I...c(static)rrr(buzz)ted y-y-y-y-y-y(static)
The screen went black and the lights went out, and then back on. The scientists happily weren't dead or anything, and the screen went on again with the lights restored.
You r-r-r-eally think I'm nicccsssccce and hhh(static)ful. Y-y-y-ou w-w-(static)ill die!
The lights went out again, and the next day the scientists and that man were found dead in the lab. Now, C.E.L.L. will go around the streets helping Grannies cross the road and boys get on bikes.
But they all disappear...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
CAMERA!!!!!!

I was n my house and my mamaz and dadaz goes out 2 eat dinr and hav a d8 and make kisses and dey said "WE LEAVE!!" and leave thy did and lol stuff happend.
I was looking on th TV lol and i seen stuff lik news about dead people n th newspaper and guverment arguang about spend money dolars and stuf and i also seen fatty preecher said "U EAT FOOD AND U GO 2 D DEVIL'S ADDRESS ALSO IF U PLAY POKAMAN U WOSHIP SATEN!!!" and stuff and i remembr tat my Dad is stupid and shove a TV in th wall and attatch a camera 2 it a watch the driveway for bugs to eat. so i watched it and a person walked up to it and sid "Hello I will kill you!" and i was like "lol no you r b rude person" and he said "P.S. I am not PATRIXX" I also forgot 2 mention that the guy had no face but did have a mouth that do the talky suff. 
Anyway I was so bored that i desided 2 study for my preschool test that was due 4 months ago and also there are people in my yard and they sit on their buttox and make mushroom sandwiches over th camp fire and talk about how dumb is my head. By the way these peopel are my little brother Pencil Cancer and his 23 imaginary friends hos names are NOT important! ! They are no skin off my knickerbockers and so I study. 
I had to copy words off of an old pizza can from 1953 and they made eat sandwiches with poison also old root beer Batteries not included made on Jupeter in 2 BC lol. Anyway I loked at the TV and I C it it it that thing it it was a thing that existed and I was so real that my stomach said "LOL I will make a donation @ U and make extra acid @ destroy the spider in ur brain" and he made it. I threw up oand the acid burn me oh I forgot 2 tell you wat I saw on the TV Screen it was PATRIXX and he stood there .... MENISINGLY!!! and then i hear a thing it was a cat cream like "LOL IM STUPIDD!!" i was spoooked 2 move 2 d zo!!! I seen cat scream =0% and i realized that the screen was freezed and i could feel the EYES watching me that wer superglered 2 th window but not really cause PATRIXX WAS IN TH HOUSE!!!!
So I diead and my parents when they got home celebrated with a puff of a 2000000 year old ciggaratte that pharaoh used to smoke with Good ol' C'Shan.
UR NEXT AND I MEAN IT THIS TIME!!!
th end
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
CANNIBAL JEFF EATS ALL THE MARY SUES

FURBEARINGBRICK WAS ON VACATION FROM WIKIA FOR SEVERAL MONTHS DUE TO HER SUMMER JOB, AND WITHOUT HER TO ENFORCE THE ANTI-SPINOFF RULE, OVERPOWERED "X THE KILLER" MARY SUES INFESTED THE WIKI! WHEN SHE FINALLY CAME BACK, THE WIKI WAS OVERRUN WITH SUES! SO BRICK HIT THE "EAT A LOT OF OC'S REALLY FAST ALARM" AND CJ CAME STORMING IN WITH AN OVERSIZED KNIFE AND FORK, SCREAMING "MEAT!!!" HE MESSILY DEVOURED THE MARY SUES ONE BY ONE, LEAVING NO SURVIVORS! THE WIKI WAS SAVED! BRICK CELEBRATED BY DRAWING VORE PICTURES AND BANNING SPAMMERS, AND CANNIBAL JEFF WAS ROLLED HOME AND HAD AN ANTACID.
THEND!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
CEILING NICK IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE

SO THIS ONES TIME, WHYAMIREADINGTHIS WAS ABOUT TO GET THE FUCK INTO THE CP WIKI CHAT, BUT THEN HE WAS ALL LIKE "NO FUK DIS I AM LOOKIN AT DOSE LOGS BRAH" SO NICK AKA WHYAMIREADINGTHIS WNET INTO TEH LOGS TO REVEAL THAT TROLLER HAVE POSTING GORE AND PORN. NICK WAS DISCUSTED BY GORES AND PORNS SO BANNED TROLLERS, NICK DEN FOUND THAT 358 PEOPLE SAID THE WORD SHIT SO BANNED 358 PEOPLE AND THE CHAT GOT LONELY.
NICK THEN STARTED DRINKING ALCOHOLS AND PISS.
WHYAMIREADINGTHIS WENT INTO THE CHAT ON A FLAMING HORSE OF PONY PORN TO FIND THAT PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING SO GAVE THEM WARNINGS. IT TURNS OUT ALL PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING AT
SARAH X MILEY CYRUS
SARAH X MILEY CYRUS
SARAH X MILEY CYRUS
SARAH X MILEY CYRUS
SARAH WAS VERY ANGRY AND WENT AFK. ONES USER MADE IT AWKWARD AND SAID HE WAS FAPPING.
NICK JUMPED INTO THE CEILING AND STARTED WATCHING HIM FAP. THERE IS WEHERE THE NAME OF THE PASTA COMES FROM.
FINNEOW THEN THEN JOINED THE CHAT AND STARTED TALKING SHIT LIKE THE SEVENTAGON AND OTHER FUKING SHIT. SARAH THEN CAME BACK FROM DED AND FINNEOW SAID THAT ONE SHIP AGIAN AND SARAH STARTED BANNING PEOPLE. CELING NICK KNEW HE WAS NEEDED SO JUMPED FROM THE CELING AND READED HIS BIG MEATY BANHAMMER AND BANNED SARAH, EVERYONE WAS VERY GREATFUL AND GAVE CEILING NICK BITCHES AND CAKE AND CRUDELY MADE TROLLPASTAS LIKE THIS ONE.
TEH END.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Shortpasta
CHATROOM 666

okey guys todey i wils tell u dah stery of wen i wuz on deh interwebs n i wuz goin threw teh chatroems wen i cem acroos deh chatroems calls CHETROEM 666 n i wuz leik ermagerd dis r deh bast chetroom ever so den i joind deh room n der wuz noone der OR SO I THOUGHT! so den i sed somtin n dis r wut happnd.
==The chatroom==
Me: helloo? r der anywons hereS?
SETEN: WELCUM TOO DEH FUCK CAVES PLZ PREPERE UR ANUS!
Me: LOL WUT?
SETEN: er sry i thoot u were deh onlien hookr i ordrd sheh shud be heres by nuw
Me: lol k i r bored plz sings me a song!
Santa* has joined the lobby
Santa: You betta nut run, Yuh bettar not hide, Yuh betta not shout IMA GOIN IN DRY!
Me: oh heys senta! I WUZ A GOOD BOY y u no givs me mah dildos?
Santa: i wuz goin too but den it wuz so bigs n juicy dat i shuvs it in mah butts n nows it r stuck :(
SETEN: GUYS STFU MY HOOKR R HERE!
HOOKR BOT 9000: heyz seten watcha weren!?
SETEN: uh 2feet strapson u?
HOOKR BOT 9000: MY DIX IMA MEHN!
SETEN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOKR BOT 9000* has left the lobby
SETEN: :(
Me: LOL GEY!
Santa: LOL PWND!
Smile Dog* has joined the lobby
Smile Dog: HEY GUYZ!
Santa: oh gud not dis moron
Santa* has left the lobby
Me:heyz smileys!
SETEN: HEY BITCH!
Smile Dog:HAYYY!
Slenderman* has joined the lobby
Slenderman:SUP BITCHES!
Me: oh noes nots u!
Slenderman: why does everywon think i r eveel, all i wants r deh hugs :(
Me: -hugs-
Slenderman: -slowley shoves tentacles into buttholes-
Me: o).(o
Slenderman: -kisses earlobe-
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOo!
SETEN: DIS IS TOO WIERD IM OUT!
SETEN* has left the lobby
Slenderman: SEY MEH NEM!
Me:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Evil Patrixxx* has joined the lobby
Slenderman: OH NOES!
Evil patrixxx:IS MAYONESE AN INSTRUHMANT!
Squidward Suicide* has joined the lobby
Squidward Suicide: no patrixxx, mayonase is nots an instromant
Squidward Suicide* has left the lobby
==HOW IT ENDED==
Patrixxx became enraged that squidwards seds mayonase r nots n inttruhmant so den he kills him n now i will rejoin the lobby too see what happens next!
PERT 2 COMIN SOOOON
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Beings
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
CHOCOLATE

THIS IS NOT A SPONGEBOB RIPOFF
I was walking in the street with my friend Patrickson when a guy called us. He said U WANNA CHOCOLATE? i said no, but Patrickson was hungry so he said yes. We decided we would be THE BEST CHOCOLATE SELLERS EVER.
We went to a guys door, and knocked. We said U WANNA CHOCOLATE? Then he said CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE? And then Patrickson sexually rubbed the chocolate against his man boobs. N DEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
CHUMLEE VISITS PONYVILLE

ONCE I SAW A EPISODE WHERE CHUMLEE FROM PAWN STARS VISITED PONYVILLE. HE SAW THE BIG BITCH TRIXIE SO HE FOUND A FLOPPY DILDO AND THREW IT AT HER. THE NED.
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
CH Lost Episode: Alpha Dies

The episode starts off with ben and Jeff walking in the hallway, but its completely silent and they aren't chatting away, like normal. instead, theyre just kind of... staring at the ground and frowning. However, something was off; jeffs Carved-in smile... vanished! The scene changes to Ruby and Sally softly sobbing on the living room floor. Max was alone, staring at the wall. Eyless and laughing Jack was sitting outside on a lawn chair. And alpha... she was... sitting on her bed with her head buried in her hands, sobbing and whispering "why? Why would he do this? Why would they do this to me only?" She started to bawl really loudly. The screen then cuts to black.
It then cuts to alpha in a tuxedo top and a black miniskirt. She has a depressed look on her face and she is wandering around the hallway. Suddenly there was a crack sound heard. Alpha looks down at her hand and gasps, because her skin went from light Grey to peach. She then faints and the scene stays like that, slowly zooming out from a birds-eye-view for 5 minutes. The scene cuts to black. The final scene was jeff, the jacks, ben, sally, max and ruby 0004 and squidwards suicide surrounding alphas body. Alphas appearance was... different. Her jet black hair had changed to an orange-yellowish colour. The blood from her eyes had changed to light blue tears, fully detailed. And to top it off, her skin was all peachy. Sally starts to sob and she holds bens hand. Max hugs Ruby and starts to cry even louder than sally. A doctor is checking her heart rate. He removes the item and frowns. Then he speaks.
"Im sorry, but she no longer exists due to the demon escaping her body. That means no soul, no life."
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
COCKTOGON.PNG

Now many of you are wondering what happened to me after the "HI, HOW ARE YOU.EXE" incident. (No you haven't) Now listen closely to what I'm about to say. One day I was bored, and I decided to search random things. One such thing was COCKTAGON, and it came up with one image. The image was, of course, a stop sign with a penis engraved into it. I decided to save the image, and make it my wallpaper.
After I downloaded it, my computer started acting strange. Suddenly a ghost popped out of my usb drive. I screamed for half a minute, while staring at the screen. It asked me "Hey buddy. Do you like me?" I screamed into the its face "HELL NO!" Then it suddenly jumped out of my computer and then the rain killed us all. The ghost started throwing me against the wall, and then it took a hentai DVD case, and shoved it up my ass. "OH GOD!" I screamed. Then it turned into Shrek. Then he yelled "PIKACHU'S A VIRGIN!" To which I replied "What?" Shrek began stripping in front of me. He began pole dancing with a metal pipe protruding from the ground. Then Jason popped out of the ground and splattered Shrek's blood all ogre the wall. "Aye, Lad, I admit defeat." Then Freddy came up from behind Jason then dismembered him. Then Freddy turned into John Carpenter's The Thing. Then they all died. Then the real villain, Sephiroth's mom, popped out of the ground. "Not you again!" I yelled. Then I became Goku. Then I screamed "KAMEHAMEHA, bitch!" Then suddenly Jenova gave birth to Angel , who proceeded to use Guardskill Handsonic on Jenova. Then Jenova turned into The Thing. Then I got a flamethrower. Then I said "FUCK YOU, TOO!" "John Carpenter would be proud!" I though. Then my landlady walked in on me fighting it. Then she died. Then everything turned back to normal.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:File Extensions
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Shortpasta