Rhythm Hell Megamix

The following is a true story that happened to me once. Hi. This is Kayle again. You might remember me from Arthur's Fun Day. After i was traumatized by that, i wanted to forget the scary Arthur episode i watched last time by playing a nice video game. So, i opened up my 3DS and loaded the eShop to see some games i could download. It then showed an ad for a illusive "new game" that just came out. It was called... "Rhythm Heaven Megamix".
It looked nice, so i bought it, and when it downloaded, i was quick to load it up. There were some red flags though. There was already a save file, which is weird as this never happens in digital copies of games. Another red flag is that the save file wasn't from me. I did not recognize that name or that Mii. I passed it off as a coincidence and moved on.
It looks like the game has been already half-finished. It started at the Barbershop Land, and it seems that the only game that wasn't cleared was LumBEARjack.
I did not know what was coming next.
After i cleared the game, a message from the Museum said that i unlocked a new minigame. Already? I checked to see what it was, and i was shocked. It was about cutting not wood, but actual people. Nontheless, i was curious, so i played it.
Once i got past the boring ass tutorial, i was shocked on what i found. You were supposed to cut this cat, but it wasn't any old cat, it was my sister's cat. I was shocked and scared at the same time. Once i got past the puke-inducing cat, i looked at my 3DS, and it was covered in actual blood. Even worse, the back had "You're Next" written crudely with a Sharpie marker. I was so scared, that i deleted the game and i asked Nintendo to get a full refund.
3 days later, and things just got worse.
I haven't seen my sister for a while. I went to her room to see what she was up to, and i was shocked to find lots of blood in the walls and a cut off limb. It uncannily resembled my sister's arm. I was scared that someone was in my house. I then started to hear that goddamn LumBEARjack theme over and over again playing quietly around my house. I tried telling my mom, but she passed it off as a joke.
I tried going to sleep, but i was awaken by strange knocking noises coming from my door. No one was at it, by the way.
The next day, and things just got even weirder and scarier.
Now my dad was gone. There were no traces of him anywhere, except for his bedroom and his home office. Then i started hearing strange noises coming from the basement. I went down there, and what i found was shocking. It was a blood covered axe, and my dad's underwear was there too. I started to get even more concerned. I tried calling 911, but the phone line was down. I instead told my mom about this, and she started the car to talk to the police about the issue. Now i was home alone. My sister and dad gone, and my mom wasn't home.
I tried going to sleep, but i still was very concerned. The motherfucking LumBEARjack theme just started getting louder and louder as time went on. My mom only came home at 1 AM.
The next day...
My 3DS was now gone. Where it was originally had "YOU'RE NEXT KYLE" messily written on it. There was some more blood splattered on the walls. I then tried telling my friends on Discord about this, but they didn't believe me. I then started a video call with them to show the evidence. They were as shocked as i was. I then tried to forget about the whole situation by watching Plainrock124's videos. But, they didn't help at all. I still had mental scars from what happened.
I then went downstairs to check on my mom, and she was cooking chicken noodle soup for me. However, she looked different. She had bruises on her arms and her face, and she had a blackeye. She was also really sad. I tried telling her what's wrong, but she didn't reply. My neighbor then called me and said that he was hearing strange grunts and wood cutting sounds from my house, and he was worried. I knew what he was talking about, and i replied with "Y-you don't need to know." and ended the call.
In the afternoon, i heard my mom crying in her room, and she had her childhood Strawberry Shortcake doll on her hands while she was paying the electrical bills, now with her bruises covered up with band-aids. I told her what's wrong, and she replied with "I don't want to talk about it, sweetie. Just, leave me alone for now." and i exited her room.
When i was brushing my teeth, i saw a reflection of LumBEARjack in the mirror behind me. I looked back, and nothing was there thankfully.
And when i went to sleep, i had a nightmare about those goddamn cats killing me with an axe. Thankfully, i woke up and went back to sleep peacefully.
The next day...
I started getting weird things on the mail. There was a card with those fucking cats on them, and it read "Let's be together with the axe. Let's be friends." and it had nothing signed on it. Not even the address was listed. The other card had an image of a bloody axe and it read "Cutting wood is so much fun. Let's do it together." and it listed a weird address and meeting location. I decided to not go to it. I screenshotted both cards and sent them to my friend on Gmail to prove that i'm not lying about the situation.
My mom was getting quieter and quieter as the day went on, as if she was losing her voice. I called the police one more time, and they actually came thankfully. One officer said they were investigating the situation and they're trying to resolve it. One officer watched me while i sleep just to be sure that nothing happens.
Then the next day, Mom was gone. I thought she just went to the store to pick up some things, but she was actually gone. The police showed me the security tapes they installed in my house, and in the hallway, Mom was being dragged to the basement by this white guy. I raised my eyebrow as the man strangely looked like LumBEARjack. I had a panic attack and clumsily told the police to investigate.
When i went downstairs to the basement, i saw the same bloody axe that was there before, and the Strawberry Shortcake doll she had the other day. It was covered in blood. When the police officer turned on the light, i saw what appeared to be Mom's leg cut off. I screamed and cried so hard that the officers felt bad.
I went to bed, alone this time.
The next and final day of this disaster, i noticed a large light coming outside. It wasn't the sun, it was what appeared to be a mushroom cloud in the distance.
I was worried, and ran downstairs to see what was going on. All the police officers were gone. The police car was still in the garage, so what happened to them? Did the bear take them? I ran to the basement, and in there, everything except the Strawberry Shortcake doll was gone, and then there was a nuclear bomb about to set off in about a minute. I grabbed the doll, my phone, my computer and my backpack and ran outside as fast as i could to escape the nuclear disaster.
2 minutes later, and the house i lived in for so many years, blew up. It was no more. I cried as i saw all the house pieces be destroyed and turned into ash. I then slowly walked away and then lived in my neighbor's house in which he accepted. 
At least LumBEARjack was gone.
The end.
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