Garten of Banban.exe

I was a young and impressionable child in the summer of 2023. Over the past few months I had been following a very popular indie horror series, "Garten of Banban". I woke up extra early to make sure I watched the newest LankyBox video on it. I always wanted to play the game, but my parents never allowed me to, due to it being too scary.
I wouldn't let that stop me though. One night, I waited for my parents to finally stop wrestling and go to sleep. I waited a few minutes, then I sneakily snuck out of my room, and made my way downstairs to the family computer. I scoured the internet, looking for any method to get a copy of Garten of Banban for free. Eventually I found a comment under one of LankyBoxs' videos, saying " Free download of Garten of Banban, (not fake)". Following this cryptic message was a download link: GartenofBanban.exe. 
"I did it!" I thought. I tried to retain myself from jumping in joy, but I could now finally play my favorite game of all time (back then). I downloaded the link without hesitation, and boy what a mistake that was...
As soon as the file opened up, I noticed something off. The character drawings on the wall had hyper-realistic eyes, something not present in the normal game. I brushed it off as a weird glitch and pressed play. As soon as I booted up the game, it flashed the face of Banban for 2 milliseconds. He had hyper-realistic eyes, with blood dropping out of them. It scared me, but I continued anyway.
I played the game like anybody would, getting the drone, the batteries, and unlocking keys, but when I got to the part where Opila bird was supposed to peer around the corner, he didn't. In fact, it's like he wasn't there at all. I proceeded as normal, not suspecting a thing. When I got to the playground, however, what I saw SHOCKED me.
I saw Opila Bird, torn up, with blood splattered all over the place. It was such a vivid and scary experience. I was shaking and crying profusely, but I had to keep quiet to not alert my parents.
"t̷̩͖͍͈͚̦̟͕̘̜̱̩̒̌͗̊̋̾̓̓̓́̃ù̴̡̠̰̲̩̬̓͆̈̑͌r̴̜͎̊̏̀͂̌̑ņ̸͖̼̣̝̮͖̥͐̿̈̅̊͋̊́̐́̀̐̾̿͘ͅ ̸̧̬̘̤̩̳̤͚̠̫̼͇̹̈́̍̽́b̶̧̮͎̮̣͍̓́͒̓̍͒̐̽͘͘a̸̜͕̓̑̋͗͛̂̇͘̕͝c̵̛̗̗̲͕͛̏̐̐́̾̍̓͑͛̂̕̕͠k̶͇̹̠̬̥̼̗͗̌̔́". I heard a demonic voice tell me to turn back.
"What?" I said. I was so scared, I was thinking of just turning off the game. I really should've, because what I saw next terrified me.
It was Jumbo Josh, even larger than he normally was, covered in blood, with bird feathers all over him. I could tell it was him who did it. Through my quivering mouth, I mumbled,
"Why did you do this, Jumbo Josh!". I was bawling at this point.
"ỳ̸̙̺̜̟̾̃͊̇͌͛͠ỏ̸̞̄͋̏͗̈́̈̕̕͝͠͠ủ̵̧̢̘͇͙̦̔͒̌̈́͛͊̄̈̌͑͛̕ͅr̸̳͓͚͉̀̑ ̶̢̢͚͕̻͔̼͍̙͍̈͛̊̌̈́ͅṇ̶̼̭͙̜̰̇͋͛̈́̀̐̍̓͌̇͘ẽ̶̠̭͓͙͍̲̘̭̟̗̓̇͌̈͊͆͛̚x̷͚́̓̓͑̆͗̃͜͝t̴̪͚̫̩̜̥̘̯̼̻̲̔̾̂͊̅̃̿͆̈̋̌̃͝". Blood started spurting out of the screen, and Jumbo Josh slowly got closer, and closer, and closer.
I shut off the family computer as fast as I could, scarred for life. I swiftly ran back upstairs to bed, and made sure to keep a light on,
...But it didn't matter.
Around half an hour after I tried to go to sleep, I heard wood creaking underneath something heavy. I was trembling so much I could hardly get myself to stand up. Once I finally looked up, what I saw gave me nightmares forever.
It was a Jumbo Josh plush, with hyper-realistic eyes and ultra-realistic blood coming out of them.
It reached towards me...
"I'm Jumbo Josh, brah".
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