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Fries

Fries are the official monetary unit of the world. Attempts to change over to "dollars" and/or "euros", and Thaler have all failed miserably since the fry (plural: fries) became the best method to trade for goods, services, and graduation gifts. Placing a fry or two to grease the palms of bell hop, politican, or automotive service advisor is great way to garner catsup (Laotian: ketchup).
==Handling Fries==
Fries are best kept on a plate; hence, the use of the collection plate in churches that float. Fries are best served when warm, not hot, as the burning oils remind service advisors of the potential heat death of the universe. Also, it is considered poor form to serve cold fries, as they are only good as a garden mulch substitute. 
==History==
Fries are considered to be invented by Louis Farrakhan, who is thought to be the inventor of the frying machine, and Ray Kroc's older brother. The invention, like most great discoveries, occurred on purpose. Ray told Louie (only Ray can call him that, though), "Hey! The damn fry machine's beeping." 
Fries are also produced in several buildings approved by the rarely-quoted 42nd Ammmendment of the Constitution which allows for the mass-production and dissemination of fries. The Bureau of Deep Fried Starches and Condiments handles the distribution fries to various Reserve Casual Chain Restaurants. These RCCR's also serve as depositories of popular music from the 1980s.
==Friesland==
Part of Holland is called Friesland. Here, literally everything is done with fries. The aboriginees do not only pay in fries, they eat fries, molest fries, drink fries, grow fries, read fries, watch fries, etcetera. Education is in fries, television programs are in fries, and all official documents must at least also be in fries.
Even the official language is called Fries! Warning: The aboriginees are very aggressive and poor. And clearly inferior to their southern rulers, the Noord-Brabanders.
==The Frying Pan==
Fries are made in a Fryingpan with lots of chocolate milk.
==Warning==
If you try to smoke too much fries at once, you'll be arrested for imitating Ronald McDonald and you'll have to work at McDonald's the rest of your life, so don't try this at home.
Category:Fast Food
Category:Economics
Frisians

The Frisians are an ethnic group. They live in Denmark, Holland and Germany. There greatest hero was Pier Gerlofs Donia, even though he was actually just three dwarves in a raincoat. They are known since Roman times. They kicked quite some Roman ass back then (and had themselves kicked twice more).
Dutch people (strong retards) cannot understand a word the Frisians (Dutch: Friezen) say. The Frisians are farmers. According to legend, their ancestors where vikings and dwarves from Narnia.
During the wars of 1864 and 2471 every Frisian fought the Prussian occupation. Except all the nazi ones. And the Dutch (= Neo-Nazis) ones.
The Frisians are remarkably skilled in turning puddles into land to make farms and villages, what a race of wizards they are. 
They are a serious people. And very stubborn. They jump across canals with sticks (true thing!) and call this a sport "fierljeppen".
They live in a magic land known as Frisia.
==Trivia==
#Frisian people are always blonde.
#Their women have big boobs. In contrast to the Dutch who are surprisingly small chested, but only live a few miles away.
#Their women don't hide in their huts for 5 days.
#Also their (pregnant) women post themselves give birth to kids on youtube (birth pr0n) to pay for the "free" medical care bills.
#All Frisians are tall except for those who have been shrunk by wizards.
#32% of the Frisian population is mentally retarded. Their ancestors were, unfortunately- and against their will, impregnated by Dutchman.
#Wikipedia is known to make fun of Frisians (racist!)
#Ninja's and cats are forbidden in Frisia.
#In Frisia, shoes are frowned upon.
#In Frisia, frowns are shoed upon.
#Wooden shoes in Frisia are always standard in US size 20 or bigger.
#Their favorite sport is "windmill riding" (hold onto the fan).
#In large parts of The Netherlands only elementary school exists. That's why the Dutch migrate to Frisia between 10 and 20 years old to get educated.
#TV is outlawed in Frisia, as well as books and wikipedia.
#It is forbidden in Frisia to own a Dutchman and not have sex with it.
#A monkey can be a mayor in a Frisian major city, but not a Dutchman.
#Their language only consists of consonants (see also Polish and Scottish).
#Frisians are smarter than German people, but less than monkeys.
#They worship the Old Gods of the North.
#And most of all, Frisians love their goat cheese.
#In Frisia, Goat Cheese is forbidden
==Where else Frisians live==
In the 16th century BCE (since Frisians aren't religious people), the Frisians left their homeland of 5,000 some years to sail the world's seven seas, took a shit on the six continents and pop up all over the world to this very day. Frisians can be found in New Amsterdam, New Africa (Suriname), the West Indies, the East Indies, the real Indies (where they left a long time ago) and Istanbul NOT Constaninople as hired call girls for Turkish men. Note Frisian means = Frozen ASIANs (see Sami people).
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Fruit

__NOTOC__
Hi guys! My name is Sebastian, and this is my boyfriend, Johnathan. Don't be rude, Johnathan! Say hello!
Oh... er... can we do this later Sebastian? I'm kinda busy right now. I'm trying to-
No.
Are you sure? Because I really need to-
No.
*Sigh* Alright, as I can see you're not gonna let me do anything until I do this with you, I'll humor you. What is it you want me to do?
Tell our good readers all about fruits.
Okay, well... according to Wikipedia, a fruit is "a structure of a plant that contains its seeds".
Fabulous!
Am I done now?
No! We need to expand! We have a whole article to fill! We need headers, and pictures, and... headers...
Okay. What headers, and pictures, and headers do you want?
Alright, I got it!
== Types of fruit ==
There.
Okay, fine, what kind of fruit do you want to talk about?
Ooh! How about a pomegranate?
Okay, sure. What do you know about pomegranates?
Well for one, they're pink (my favorite color). I also happen to know they're an aphrodisiac.
Well, I didn't know that. I guess that's kinda coo-
Do you wanna try this pomegranate, right now?
Whoa, where'd you get that?
At the pomegranate store.
Of course. Where else would you get a pomegranate?
Actually, I think they sell them at most other grocery stores. Places like Wal-mart, B-
It was a rhetorical question.
Oh... I knew that.
I'm sure you did.
No, really, I did. Just ask the pomegranate.
I don't believe pomegranates can speak.
Well have you ever taken the time to listen to one?
Well...
No, no you haven't.
Okay, this is getting a little weird. We should move on. Something like...
== Tomato ==
Is that really a fruit?
Yes it is, and you know what else is?
Cabbage?
What? No. I was gonna say cucumbers.
Wow, that's cool... as a cucumber!
Oh... how I love your stupid jokes...
Y-you think they're stupid?
No, I was jus-
Fine, then, I'm not talking to you till you take it back.
Bu-
Oh! I can't stay mad at you! Let's have hot steamy make-up sex right here.
I'd rather not.
Well, then, you're just like a reverse tomato.
What's that supposed to mean?
I thought you were a fruit, but it turns out you weren't.
Are you suggesting I'm not gay?
That's what it sounded like to me.
Ya know, you gotta lota nerve to... Oh fuck it, let' just do it.
Now that's what I'm talking about!
What an interesting and colorful template.
It is, isn't it?...
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Frying

Frying is a chemical process by which any substance is catalyzed into an edible and tasty snack. The process of frying was initially discovered by scientists under the Nazi regime. It was later perfected by the United States government in the 1950s as a possible method of creating food supplies in a post-atomic war scenario. Should an apocalypse occur in the near future, frying will be useful method for rendering rubble, dirt, and corpses into edible (and tasty) food.
== Description of the Chemical Process ==
The frying process begins with any type of matter: i.e. protein, bone, cellulose, styrofoam, plastic, rubber, or prions. The matter is immersed in a catalyst made from lipids. Once heat is applied, frying converts all matter into mostly edible and completely tasty food by infusing the molecules within with tastyons, elementary particles which transmit tastiness. The table below shows the versatility of the frying process.
== Examples ==
Effects of Frying on Different Materials	Effects of Frying on Different Materials
PRE-FRYING 	POST-FRYING
 	
Starchy and tasteless tuber 	Delicious side dish
 	
Malodorous bulbs 	Delicious and fun side
 	
Icky bland awful vegetable 	Tasty appetizer
 	
Bland fungal growth 	Delicious appetizer
 	
Disgusting ground grain goo 	Yummy artery clogger
 	
Disease-carrying fowl 	Yummy picnic entrée
 	
Filthy bottom-feeder 	Fine dinner entrée
 	
Icky slimy amphibian 	Finger-licking finger food
 	
Disgusting slimy sea creature 	Yummy appetizer
 	
raw Bread 	Delicious pastry
 	
Pompous blowhard 	Scrumptious meze/sex toy
== Supertastitivity ==
When the frying process is applied to a substance that is already tasty, the tastyon density reaches a critical density, resulting in unusual quantum effects. The tastyons form virtual pairs which travel freely without any loss of energy. At this stage, a unique phenomenon called supertastitivity occurs. Supertastitivity represents a new frontier in frying physics, and many of the properties of a supertastitive substance are poorly understood. However, usually, when a substance achieves supertastitivity, it becomes too much of a good thing.
== Examples ==
Effects of Supertastitivity 	Effects of Supertastitivity
PRE-FRYING 	POST-FRYING
 	
Gooey brown bar 	Overly good gooey brown bar
 	
Tasty lactose and sugar 	Overly delicious treat
 	
Tubular pasta and curdled milk	Overly delicious treat
== See Also ==
* Soylent Green
* Special Readie-thingie for Americans!!
Category:Chemistry
Category:Food
Fu Yan Jie

:For the original version of this article, see here.
妇炎洁!!! Fu Yan Jie, Fu Yan Jie, Fu Yan Jie!!! The clean product for epoch-making lady so far not in this world! Fu Yan Jie now arrival! Throughout the city agitation! Everyone wishes to try, no dispute from you!
妇炎洁 妇炎洁 妇炎洁 妇炎洁
==Chinese people use==
As the proverb say, some meat rots for the effective preeminence! And now the old lady spots over there it was fallen off! 葱钱，倭不是很见糠，没有女人爱倭，蛋屎，用了福炎界！！Don't you think? It is not completed, you think badly!
妇炎洁This is strong!
==Use of foreigners==
left|thumb|Hello! Very good Yan Fu community!
Well, another! You did not think in such a nice foreigner you can utilize! Using truly well, now the shank.　新在，倭又四百个老婆，她们都爱倭.
With the large extolment, one time you used Britney Spears and it could have very much! 用了福炎界,用了福炎界.　However for Britney Spears it is enormous in any case, as for her! In this area everyone handles commodity as the existence like spleen on the appreciation with apex of the mountain shouts yell. This absolutely GETS!!
妇炎洁 妇炎洁 妇炎洁You become big back pursuit greatly!
When in the foreigner it can have using. It is not nearby vegetable counter and if it goes to doubtful pharmacy, being cheap, you can seek! It is not sat down there, go quickly, the pig you probably will do! She of the hole becomes cute! Also the tightening impression is splendid! You the どぴゅっと are uninformed in large quantities ejaculation! To be absurd feeling it is good well. 西西酒会飞肠蒹糠!!
== Use for all ==
In any case when you have her use, large deep emotion. Simply, it compares and assuming, that his own younger sister is lovely and the wiggle high school student it is excessively, with strange relationship you think that is not good. Our that interest is not possible at all. Therefore also the small boy is useless! You, it is pastor of Catholic? That is danger!
福炎界飞肠号！
==See also==
*Original Chinese Uncyclopedia version article
*Google Translate
*The advertisement which started it all
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Fu Yan Jie/Classic

"Hello! 倭爷用福炎界！西西根见糠！" 
- Stupid foreigner attempting to speak the mighty Chinese language 
Yan Jie woman is a foreigner common drugs. In general, foreigners are "women's Yan Jie," because it "wash healthier."
==Chinese people use==
Put his mouth, even the 70-year-old girl will love you. 就看内个胖乎乎的歌手你就知道了。 On the inside to see a chubby singer you know.
==use of foreigners==
left|thumb|Hello! Very good Yan Fu community!
Fu Yan Song of the industry billions of intestinal fly, is based on! 倭西环拥！ Western Japanese pro! 他是VERY　GOOD，有恨多煤女爱上倭！ He is VERY GOOD, there is more hatred of coal fell in love with Japanese women! ！ ! ！ !
葱钱，倭不是很见糠，没有女人爱倭，蛋屎，用了福炎界，倭杆了Britney Spears和她每每。 Green money, not see Japanese bran, a woman does not love Japanese, eggs feces, with the Fu-yan sector, under the Japanese Britney Spears and her often.
福炎界飞肠号！ Fu Yan, intestinal flying circles! 倭爱福炎界，塌八倭的生活该便了。 Japanese Ai Yan Fu sector, the collapse of the lives of eight Japanese it had. 西西酒会飞肠蒹糠。 West Feichangjiankang reception.
新在，倭又四百个老婆，她们都爱倭，Thank you 福炎界! In the new, and 400 Japanese wife, Japanese love them all, Thank you Yan Fu community! 
==Japanese use==
Shi shi yo yo yo yo shi shi shi yo yo yo shi shi. 。 . 。 . やめたいいいいいいいいいいいいい。 TaやWorld Remix version version version version version version version version version version version version version. 。 . 。 .
==See also==
*Original Chinese Uncyclopedia version article
*Google Translate
*The advertisement which started it all
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Fuchsia

Fuchsia is a shade of pink that looks exactly like magenta, yet for some reason has a different name. Many scientists have debated the reason behind the existence of two colors that look the exact same and has the same exact hex code, and the most common conclusion is that it was such a fashionable colour that humanity felt the necessity to have this same color twice.
==Origins==
The creation of fuchsia dates back to the beginning of the universe, during an event known as the big poofing, which had led to the emergence of several black holes in the quantum continuity. One of these black holes, however, felt different from the rest of the crew: he wasn't a miserable shade of black, he liked to listen to Madonna and took long walks on the beach with same-sex holes. That's when he thought, "Why shall I keep this black façade? There are more colors in this universe...". And, as he was a black hole with superpowers -this is what scientists call a supermassive black hole-, he became a fuchsia hole, which painted everything that was absorved into its mass with this cute and trendy color.
==Actuality==
Despite its eye-hurting qualities, fuchsia is a world-renowed color, which can be seen in almost everywhere. Most of fuchsia's fans tend to be of the feminine side of the gender spectrum, specially 14 year-old-girls that spend their nights writting quirky fanfictions about Harry Potter having rough gay sex with Draco Malfoy.
However, there have been many cases where the opposite sex -the male sex, that is- has also been seen displaying this color in all its glory. Some male specimens that have proven a liking for this shade of pink are:
*Emos: Even though these social groups are mostly associated with the color black and many other equally dark colors, many emos have used fuchsia to decorate their hair, nails, piercings, and skulls.
*Gays, affeminates and the sort: It is no surprise that this eye-catching color is the prefered one by these sort of people, which is used by them as a sexual claim.
==Synonyms==
*Dark pink
*Magenta, except not really
*This color is so, like, hyper-mega-fashion, gurl.
*THIS COLOR IS GAY LOL!!!1!!.
==See also==
Fuck

Fuck is a fucking verb, a noun, and one of those fucking sentence enhancers. The history of the word "fuck" dates back to fuck-knows-when. Who the fuck cares, anyway? "Fuck" is one of the most commonly-used words, behind "bugger" and "blimey".
==Fucking History==
The reason the word "fuck" is being used today in the modern mother-fucking world has to do with the historic fuckers' usage of the word. Back when the ancient Egyptians fucked around the entire fucking Sahara Desert, words such as "fuck" and "shit" started emerging from the sand as words to express anger against the fucking Dutch colonizers for wanking at the top of their fucking pyramids. Phrases such as "yo, fuck you bitch, get da fuck outta ma tomb" and "aw shit fam, betta get da FUCK outta here or I'ma drown yo ass in the Nile River" were said by the fucking Egyptians to confuse the Dutch and kick them the fuck out of Egypt. 
==Fucking Usage==
The word "fuck", being a verb, noun, and exclamation, can be use in these fucking ways:
verb
1. to have sex with, ex: "I fucked your mom last night"
2. to ruin or damage, ex: "when Dave saw the 2020 presidential debate, he fucked his TV up"
noun
1. a care or concern about something, ex: "like any sane person, I don't give a fuck about Ohio"
exclamation
1. when you just gotta curse, ex: "get the fuck out of my room, I'm playing Minecraft"
in rebuttal
1. I counterfuck you with proof you had been having sex with the local swan in the public park during daylight i filmed you dicking feathers and rubbing beaks.
==See also==
* Fuck Uncyclopedia
* Fuck All
* Fucked
* HowTo:Fuck
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Category:Bat Fuck Insane
Fucked

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Depending on context, the term "fucked" can mean several things.
"Dude we are so fucking fucked." Me on being fucking fucked.
* I'm fucked: A declaration of being set for life. Also applies to "He's fucked", "She's fucked", "You're fucked", etc.
* Fucked up: To place in high regard. (see Fucked up)
* Fucked around: The act of performing incredibly important yet subtle tasks that may evade direct observation, yet upon which the entire of society hinges.
* Fucked by: Examined for lice or other parasites.
* Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fucked: The main villain in the classic children's story, 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.'
* Fuck Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck: The answer to five times two.
*being taken up the rear
you like that huuu
===Examples of usage===
*"I'm fucked! I'm totally fucked! Woooooo!"
*"Johnson really fucked up the Peters account. I tell ya, that guy's going places."
*"Son, you've fucked around all summer, and now what do you have to show for it? I mean, besides the Nobel Prizes."
*"I get fucked by my boyfriend every night."
*"Mummy, I love my new Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fucked lunch box!"
===Origin===
From the Anglo Saxon fucct, meaning fucked. See Beowulf Chapter XI line 710-727:
Ða com of more under misthleoþum 
Grendel gongan, godes yrre bær; 
mynte se manscaða manna cynnes 
sumne besyrwan in sele þam hean. 
Wod under wolcnum to þæs þe he winreced, 
goldsele gumena, gearwost wisse, 
fættum fahne. Ne wæs þæt forma sið 
þæt he Hroþgares ham gesohte; 
næfre he on aldordagum ær ne siþðan 
heardran hæle, healðegnas fand. 
Com þa to recede rinc siðian, 
dreamum bedæled. Duru sona onarn, 
fyrbendum fæst, syþðan he hire folmum æthran; 
onbræd þa bealohydig, ða he gebolgen wæs, 
recedes muþan. Raþe æfter þon 
on fagne flor feond treddode, 
eode yrremod; him of eagum stod 
ligge gelicost leoht fucct.
(Literally: From out of the moor, Grendel appeared and headed to Hrothgar's hall. He ripped open the mouth of the hall and entered to see the sleeping warriors. While Beowulf watched, he grabbed an unlucky warrior and fucked him.)
===See also===
*Fucker
*Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fuck
Category:SexualityCategory:Language
Fudge

thumb|A heaping of Poop Cuisine...err...I mean fudge!
A popular sweetmeat manufactured en masse since the late 1400's, fudge has a long and illustrious history. Fudge of the "Olde Skool", (that which pre-dates 1899,) was coloured with coal and beetle hides which gave it the distinctive "woody" flavour.
Nowadays, fudge is available in many flavours such as banana, hemp and political. It is worth twice its own weight in gold bullion.
===Related Recipes===
====Uncle Oscar's Cheeky Chocolate Fudge====
*4lbs Fresh Butter
*3/4 cups Caster sugar
*1/2 cup single cream
*12 pints of virgin blood
*5 drops Vanilla Essence
*1/2 cup beetle extract
*2 Snickers Bars
* 1/2lb Canolis, heated
*The one ring
* Anus
* Penis (add to anus)
Mix Butter and sugar together in a pan and simmer. Add cream and bring to boil. Crush snickers bar and add to mixture. Stir until melted and the mixture has the consistency of a sticky gunk. Filter beetle extract and vanilla essence through sieve into pan. Heat until firm, then nestle into snug little cubes and leave to set. serve in anus (may require packing with fists or battling rams) and eat thoroughly. Twice.
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Sabrina Petros is a bothersome person who is too small for her age and smells like blue cheese!!!
===Other uses===
 Cut-Out and Keep Fudge Fact 104:
 Fudge was considered such a luxury in ancient Persia that each
 piece would commonly be eaten twice.
Fudge is commonly used as mortar when building with toffee bricks.
Fudge is the glue that holds the Bush administration together.
Fudge is a neurotoxin developed Microsoft.
==Packing==
It is as it sounds, one takes the fudge and packs it right into boxes, or wherever else one might pack fudge; maybe a suitcase if one were to go on a fudge packing cruise perhaps, or, more commonly, pants. The packing of fudge is a career path one follows by choice, most people however prefer not to pack fudge. They're perfectly content with eating the fudge, but are not so comfortable with the packing process. Even though the majority of the populace do not pack fudge, it is a socially acceptable career in modern times. Even convicted criminals pack fudge on occasion, something to occupy them while they do their time.
===Controversy===
Back in 2005 there was an issue with the Catholic Church where some priests refused to allow fudge packers to join their church. The priests claimed that the packing of fudge was 'Unholy' because fudge was the leading contributor to child obesity in the USA at the time. A legal battle ensued, which was finally resolved in August 2006 where the fudge packers were granted the right to attend any churches they wished. The jury stated that the priests' defence of "We don't want to molest fat choir boys" was not good enough.
Fuk u americkan pigs

go eata shit, fuk tards
no u
IMPERIALIST SWINE - U R MOTHER WAS A CUCUMBER AND U R FATHER WAS A FROG - FOR THAT U MUST DIE
no u!
U THINK U CAN MOCK ME BUT U CAN NOT - U STUPID SMELLY IMPERIALIST - MY BRAIN IS SMARTER THAN UR NATION'S COMBINED WEIGHT - WHICH IS BEYOND MEASURE BECAUSE OF U R ADDICTION TO SALTY BURGERS.
DEAD COW MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
MURDERER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATE HAET HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR THIS U DIE.
Moo?
Is that who I think it is?
AAAAAAhhhhhh! Run away! run away!
SEE THAT? I WON! I FINALLY WON! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
NOPE!
File:Poo1.GIF
THERE, A PERFECT IMAGE OF U R SHITTY NATION AND SHITTY SHIT - U LOSE.. GOOD DAY SIR AND MAY U FUCKIN ROT IN ANCHOVIES.. I'M DONE HERE.
Ha! I don't give a (whatever).
Meh. I outlasted these guys so PPpthpth 2 u!
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