Ｔ For Teen Subliminal Message

When you look at a game cover, what's the first thing you see? Do you see Mario? Are you a Nintendo fan? Or do you see the next Call of Duty: Ghosts 4 Advance Modern Black Ops 6? If that, then fuck you. Well, I was getting Super Smash Bros Brawl for my Wii when I noticed that there was no T for teen on it.
I checked with the old man at the thrift shop and he said "shit, it's only 99 cents!" So I bought it not caring about the T not being there. But then, the old man came back, saying "wait, I've got another game for you." He handed out a game for the 4DS. It was called "ＴＴＴ"
So I brought ＴＴＴ to my house and plugged my 4DS into the wall. (it only had 2% of power) I put the disc (yeah, portable systems with disc readers) in the 4DS and the game started up. I couldn't hear anything, the sound was at high. It turns out the game was a bootleg version of Super Mario Galaxy 3. Except, it wasn't. Super Mario Galaxy 3 was released 5 years ago. Remember? In 2015? Well, they got the game into the 4DS. When Mario reunited with Rosalina, Rosalina's dress became blood red. Almost, hyperrealistic blood, if you ask me.
Mario's eyes were dark, bleeding, with blood. His entire body seemed inverted. Strange glitches occured. Walking made Mario bend like a sticky man from the local 25 cent boxes. Except, you could hear his bones crack as he screamed in pain. I couldn't let him not move either. He just... started to do the kirby dance. You know the kirby dance is the spawn of Satan himself. Mario burst into flames, and then bled to death.
The Ｔ for Teen logo appeared in Mario's eyes. I realized what Ｔ actually meant. It was to show that Satan's always watching you. The left side is his right eye. The right side is his left eye. His smile, not even the Ｔ can show properly. Think Smile Dog, only more sickening and shit.
I got the disc out, destroyed it with a hammer, a laptop, a book, a desk, the 4DS itself, a MarK, (A new computer recently released back in January 2020) and even the disc itself. Yep, I destroyed the disc with itself. Don't ask how. You don't wanna know how I bended the disc back (like Mario?) and I heard its inner disc stuff break and crack. I could hear Mario screaming, it came out of the disc. I later went on the internet to find out stuff about this disc. I found, what may have been, the most cliche fucking thing I've ever seen in my sad, sad life. It was a news article.
It said "MARIO LICENSE RETIRED, NINTENDO MAKING NO MORE MARIO GAMES" I said "NO!!! NOW I CAN'T PLAY SUPER SMASH BROS 6 ON MY MarK!!!" Apparently Nintendo got so popular that they could make games for PC whether or not they wanted to.
Well, at least I can use time travel. (If you are reading this in 2014, I traveled back in time to write this creepypasta.) Time travel was invented in 2017. Yes, there are flying cars and hoverboards. Including self tying shoes. Gosh I love self tying shoes. Just hope the mystical Bigfoot doesn't get you. Bigfoot apparently killed thousands in Australia back in 2015. They were all bananas...
But who was phone? Because I got 20$ in my pocket. This is fucking awesome.
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