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3764: Sunday Strip Abridged (Whatever)

:This article's title is incorrect due to technical limitations. The correct title is 3764: Sunday Strip Abridged (#Whatever).
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==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
A rough attempt at shortening a new (gag-padding IMO) Sunday strip into a 3-panel one...
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon drinks from his cup}
SFX: Bat bat bat bat bat bat bat
SFX: Bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat...
{Garfield is now covered with almost a mountain of fresh toilet paper. Jon's eyes widen up}
Garfield: You're out of toilet paper
Category:King LJN
3765: Mona Pizza

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I wanted to make a strip to celebrate the release of WarioWare Gold. I don't think we've ever had a WarioWare strip on SRoMG.
My original plan was to do one of those comics where you take a song and use Garfield comic panels to fit the lyrics, but use the lyrics of the Mona Pizza song. While there are a lot of Garfield comics about ordering pizza, there are way less that actually show pizza, so that didn't work out.
So I decided to take a single strip and make it WarioWare-related. In case you've never played a WarioWare game, this strip is a reference to Mona Pizza, the fictional pizza company that has appeared in multiple games of the series. Mona is the delivery woman, so it makes sense that she'd be delivering the pizza to Jon and Garfield in this strip. I was thinking about changing the last panel's dialog, but I think it's funnier with the original line.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: This pizza was delivered by Mona
Garfield: Mona?
Garfield: MARRY HER!
Category:Muk
Category:Video game references
3766: Bluegrassfield

==Explanation==
This strip pokes fun at a perceived coloring error from the original strip, in which the road is colored green and the grass is colored blue; the original strip had Garfield demand Jon mow the lawn upon seeing the window full of grass. This strip changes the punchline to poke fun at Kentucky's moniker as the "Bluegrass State", bluegrass being an actual type of grass albeit not actually colored blue; Kentucky is a neighboring state to the original Garfield strip's setting of Indiana.
The perceived coloring error appears to have been made at an official level, as it appeared on the former garfield.com strip archive prior to its takedown (preserved on the Garfield wiki on Fandom here). An editor's note brought up the now-busted "images.ucomics.com" domain, where the colors were the same as those on garfield.com (and still are on its still-active secure-domain mirror); Square Root of Minus Garfield itself would use now-busted "images.ucomics.com" domain roughly between the garfield.com takedown and the "images.ucomics.com" domain busting after which it would switch to the GoComics site for crediting. GoComics itself did its own colorization job on the original strip, and their colorization colors the grass green and the road gray as it realistically would be.
==The author writes:==
Another coloring mistake. Why is the grass blue and the road green?*
[*See, for instance, the ucomics-hosted version. -Ed]
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon is in his chair. Garfield gestures angrily for Jon to follow him}
SFX: SHOONK {Garfield pulls open the drapes. The grass is high and grey-blue}
{Outside shot of the house. The grass nearly covers it. The road is green}
Garfield: We're in Kentucky!
Category:booknut
3767: B.Y.Odie.

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
If you're a System of a Down fan, this should be familiar to you.
The fourth and seven panels were originally from another strip, but I changed them because I couldn't find the source.
Original strips: , , , , .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is playing the guitar}
Jon: La-la la la la la
{Garfield keeps playing the guitar}
Jon and Garfield: Hey man!
Jon and Garfield: Look at me rocking out!
Jon and Garfield: I'm on the radio!
Jon and Garfield: Hey man!
Jon and Garfield: Look at me rocking out!
Jon and Garfield: I'm on the video!
Category:Herr Cactus
Category:Music references
3768: Rhythm Garfield Fever

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I have recently fallen in love with the Rhythm Heaven series. (My favorite minigame is Built to Scale.) The minigame depicted is Hole in One, appearing in the Wii and 3DS versions (Fever and Megamix).
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
SFX: Donk!
Jon: Donk?
Garfield: Donk? {Are those guys going past?}
SFX: Donk donk donk donk donk
Jon {looking out window}: Wow! Look at that!
SFX: Donk donk donk donk
Jon: Golf ball-sized hail!
SFX: Donk donk donk donk donk
{Jon runs outside}
SFX: Donk
SFX: Thwock
{Jon is wearing a saucepan to protect his noggin, and is hitting the hailstones with a golf club. A monkey and a mandrill watch on}
Garfield: He really should seek professional help
Category:Memes-In-Your-Dreams
Category:Video game references
376: Garfield Minus Garfield Plus Six

==Explanation==
==The author writes==
While watching Battlestar Galactica, I noticed that even though no one except Baltar can hear the Number Six in his head, no one ever talks over her either. If you were to edit her out to create the scenes from everyone else's perspective, you'd end up with some really odd pacing and strange pauses in the conversation... sort of like Garfield Minus Garfield.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Would you go out with me, Kimmy?
Messenger Six: Don't do it Jon! There's something strange about her.
Kimmy: That would be nice!
Jon: Great!
Messenger Six: We Sixes have a cat-like sense about these things.
Jon: We'll do dinner.
Messenger Six: Plus, she's making a pile of clay eyebrows.
Category:danw
Category:Television references
3770

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3770: Vaporwave Garfield (ï¼¶ï½ï½ï½ï½’ï½—ï½ï½–ï½…ã€€ï¼§ï½ï½’ï½†ï½‰ï½…ï½Œï½„ã€€é›¨å£±ãª)

:The strip this page is about has had its title subject to mojibake errors. These errors are currently being replicated, as the strip's intended title, and by extension this article's as well, is currently unknown due to the mojibake.
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==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I'm actually really pleased with how this one turned out.
Vaporwave is a music sub-genre that emerged in the 2010s. It is often associated with art that is wildly colorful, and features a 90s aesthetic. What I did here was apply that formula to the first four panels of the most fitting Garfield strip I could find.
If you want a clear idea of what vaporwave is, I advise listening to Macintosh Plus' album Floral Shoppe, which is perhaps the best-known album to come out of this subculture. Think elevator muzak, but more c h i l l.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: yawn
Text: PLAY
SFX: Smack smack smack
Garfield: oh my
Garfield: Just look at that gorgeous sunrise!
==Trivia==
* This strip's title was subject to mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; it is currently unknown what the strip's actual title is as a result. Square Root of Minus Garfield's Archive page lists the "shortening ellipsis" (a string formatted ". . ."), usually reserved for very lengthy titles, as this strip's entire title as an effort to minimize the mojibake effect.
Category:Super SpongeBob 64
Category:Mojibake
3771: Garfield Plus a Classic Joke

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
This strip was begging for it.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{The room is pitch-black; only Garfield's eyes can be seen}
Jon {off-screen}: I think I have it now, Garfield
{The room is bathed in light}
Jon {off-screen}: Yessss!
{The room is once again de-illuminated}
Jon {off-screen}: Darn!
Garfield: How many Jons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Category:KelpTheGreat
3772: Miami Garf

==Explanation==
This strip did indeed premiere on the 25th anniversary of the premiere of the original Miami Vice television series.
==The author writes:==
I'll be darned if this is released on Miami Vice's premiere date.
Original Lasagna Cat video: 2017-02-23.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{We open inside a car}
Guy: To hang a picture, that's all he wanted. He never expected anyone to get confused...
{Garfield stares in disbelief, then strangles him like the jerk he is}
Garfield: I thought I was a DOG!
{Garfield continues to strangle the poor sap}
Garfield: I SAW A DOG IN THE MIRROR!!!
{Snoopy restrains Garfield and pulls him back from the stranglee}
{Garfield walks back to the car, while Snoopy gives a sad look}
{Car driving in the night occurs}
Garfield: How much time we got?
Snoopy: About a few two hours, G.
{Garfield and Snoopy drive past a boat reading,"CONSTANTLY CHANGING", and then stop at a cafe reading, "SATURDAY NIGHT ALREADY?"}
{Garfield calls the phone}
{Meanwhile...}
Bernice: Honestly, I don't know what's-
{RING RING, IT'S FOR YOU}
Bernice: Hang on, I gotta talk-back.
{The phone is answered}
Bernice: Hello?
Garfield: Bernice?
Bernice: ....Garfield?
{The next few lines are delivered in a text message style}
Garfield: I need to know something... When my owner asked me what I thought of one of your frames...
Bernice: Yeah?
Garfield: Well, I looked into it. And I saw a dog.
{Back to the normal dialogue style i guess}
Garfield: Who was that dog?
Bernice: Could be yours, I suspect. Garfield, what's wrong?
Garfield: I thought the picture frame was a mirror.
{Garfield and Snoopy drive away, park at a deck and run to the ship}
Dilbert: Where to, G?
Garfield: Miami. Step on it.
Snoopy: Cool your horses, G...
{As they sail off, we see the ship is named Grafield}
Jon: What do you think of my new frame, Garfield?
Garfield: ARRRGH!
Garfield: Thank heavens! For a moment there I thought it was a mirror
Caption: oh lord...
Category:Matthew Prower
Category:Internet references
Category:Television references
3773: Go Ask Your Parents, Kids, If You Don't Get This One

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
There have been reputable sources that claim that Soylent Green tastes more like veal, and that the pork comparisons are more due to the people making the comparison never having had veal. Having never had veal, I couldn't possibly comment.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: This cat food tastes sort of like pork
Garfield: How about that?
Garfield: It's made of Soylent Green
Category:Lubaf
3774: Garfield plus Undeath

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
After a long break, this is my second submission. After KelpTheGreat posted the cut-out skeleton in SRoMG #3737, I happened upon the ghost strip. This was the result.
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is a skeleton. There is a ghost wrapped in a quilt on the table}
Garfield: And just what are you?
Quilt Ghost: I'm a ghost
Quilt Ghost: I'm cold, so I'm wearing a quilt instead of a sheet
Garfield: Lost the passion, huh?
Quilt Ghost: Two more months until retirement, and it's the Bahamas, baby!
Category:bc56
3776: IT KEEPS HAPPENING

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Yeah, this is one of the foreshadowed snowclones of #3577. Seemed simple enough for a first attempt so I put it together. I hope you enjoy.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield holds a pair of shades curiously, Odie watching him in the background}
Garfield: I wonder whose glasses these are
{Garfield, wearing the glasses, grimaces at how suck everything looks. The panel assumes the Sweet bro and Hella Jeff style (or at least my best approximation of it; could probably use more JPG artifacts)}
H*cka Odie: no you fat nasty trash your SHADESING wrong
{Garfield tosses the shades off and walks away}
Garfield: Dave Strider's
Category:Luigicat11
Category:Webcomic references
3777: R.I.Pfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
This has probably been done before* but whatever.
[*Yes, but I like the directness of this version. -Ed]
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield laying down with Odie bouncing towards him}
Odie {nudging Garfield}: *whimper*
Jon: Garfield is dead.
Category:RicochetProductions
3778: Liz Adds Garfield

==Explanation==
This strip, instead of delving into foreign translations of the word "radish" or even alluding to the key parts of that gag, deletes Garfield from the first two panels and turns Liz's middle-panel dialogue from the original strip into a demon summoning spell, implying Garfield himself to be a demon in the process.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Liz: Jon?
Jon: Yes?
Liz: Kerple Nop Sizz Fwango Mook Gweeble Adeewong
{Liz leaves as Garfield suddenly appears}
Jon: I will NEVER understand women
Garfield: I think she just summoned a demon
Category:MoJa
3779: Made with Scholastic Comic Book Maker: With Garfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
[See #2468, #2760. -Ed]
==Transcript==
{Garfield sits in boredom}
{Garfield looks at reader in boredom}
Garfield: You may as well forget about us regaining quality, folks.
Category:Toonfan21
Category:No original strip
377: Destructive Garfield

==Explanation==
The first original strip ended with Garfield having broken something off-panel, with Jon clarifying that his statement was not to be taken as permission to be destructive, but rather as a comment on a number of his past actions. The author replaced this panel with one from a strip in which Garfield planned to give Jon a hotfoot with the torch seen in the panel.
Given this new context, the last panel now seems to suggest that Jon did not clarify his statement, and now Garfield plans to be "very destructive" using fire.
==The author writes:==
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Jon: Garfield, you can be very destructive.</br>
Garfield: {excited} I can?</br>
{Garfield leaves and returns with a flaming torch}
Category:DanielBT
3780: The Disaster Arbuckle

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I did not submit this outdated reference. It's not true. It's bull[word censored to stick with the site's PG rating], I did not submit it, I did naaaaht. O hai, SRoMG.
(In all seriousness, my brain automatically turns the word "mark" into a reference to The Room every time. The mental image this strip presented was always amusing to me, so I knew what I had to do.)
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: Yesterday I dressed Odie up as Tommy Wiseau
Garfield: You should have seen him...
Garfield {starts laughing}: Running around in little circles going "O hai Mark!"
Category:Anonymous Contributor
Category:Film references
3781: Banana Up Your Ears

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
This is specifically based on the 'bit' from Sesame Street, though I assume the joke's origins lie in the music hall/vaudeville.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: Jon, you have a banana in your ear
Jon: What was that, Garfield?
Garfield: I said, you have a banana in your ear, Jon. Bananas are to eat, not to put in your ear, Jon
Jon: What did you say?
Garfield: Just take the banana out of your ear!
Jon: Sorry, I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear
Category:Manyhills
Category:Television references
3782: Junk Food

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
An obvious follow-up to #3615. Plus, I made the J look more convincing than PEBB did.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is eating some cat food from a bowl, clearly not enjoying it}
{Garfield looks at the back of the cat food box}
Box: Ingredient: junk
{Garfield turns around and tosses the box over his shoulder, a Chinese junk falling out as he does}
Garfield: I suspected as much
Category:SonicLover
3783: Odie's Mind 4

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
After years of being abused by Garfield and rarely being shown any respect, Odie has all but given up on his life. He struggles to maintain a happy face, and wonders why he even lets Garfield treat him the way he treats him. However, he still loves Garfield dearly. He can't bear the idea of disappointing him, and is willing to do anything Garfield wants him to. And, due to the apathy resulting from his depression, this includes destroying his mouth and jaws with rocks.
I think I made myself sad. :(
I wonder if other people will start making these too?
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: Have a bowl of rocks, Odie!
{Odie is shocked when he sees Garfield has indeed filled his dog bowl with rocks. He can't believe Garfield thinks he's that gullible}
Odie: Is he serious?! Does he actually think I'm so stupid that I'll eat rocks without a second thought?!!
Odie {off-panel}: Well, fine. If he wants to see me eat rocks and hurt myself, I'll do it, because I want him to be happy. And I might as well anyway, because I just don't even care anymore
{So, against his better judgement, he starts eating the rocks}
SFX: crunch crunch crunch crunch
{Garfield returns to see Odie miserably eating from his bowl of rocks. Although his mouth is closed, his teeth crack and shatter with each "crunch", and at the same time, the rocks scrape his gums, causing blood to start pooling inside his mouth. Nevertheless, Odie continues to eat the rocks, despite the unbearably awful pain}
Odie: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! AAAARRRRGGG!! OH, GOD!!!!! I hope you know I'm only sacrifing my ability to eat to please you, Garfield, because I am in pure agony right now!
SFX: crunch crunch crunch crunch
Garfield {looking somewhat interested}: That sounds kinda good
{Don't even think about it, Garfield.}
Category:Muchacho1994
3784: A Kick of Caffeine

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Coffee is horrible.
The More You Know
Original strips: , , .
==Transcript==
{Jon watches casually as Garfield slams down a cup of coffee}
{Garfield suddenly begins to SPEEN, much to Garfield's shock and Jon's disinterest}
Garfield: WHOAH!
{Jon still doesn't care; Garfield is surprisingly calm for someone who abruptly went into a cartwheel at Mach 5}
Jon: How's the coffee?
Garfield {glances into cup}: Hmm... too much topspin
Category:Crazy56U
3785: The World is Shrinking

==Explanation==
This strip takes 2362: Obviously, which already reversed the original Garfield strip's key joke, and shrinks the second and third panels so that it appears that Garfield's world is literally shrinking. Garfield's dialogue in the second panel, as well as both of the first two paragraphs in the author's notes, are also cut off to punctuate the strip's point (the third paragraph is programmed by the site's code to display any original Garfield strip credit, and thus couldn't be shortened to punctuate this strip's joke), and the third panel no longer has room for any dialogue (unlike in the original Garfield strip and in SRoMG #2362).
The credit to the Square Root of Minus Garfield visibly mispresents itself as a credit to 2632: Garfiend Folio; the link itself leads to the correct earlier Square Root of Minus Garfield strip.
==The author writes:==
This particular edit is at least a year old. There are many reasons I held off submitting it, but this margin is too small to contai
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strip: #2632[sic] of Square Root o
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is walking along The Ledge}
Jon: The world is shrinking
{The panel contracts, clipping Garfield's thought bubble}
Garfield {to fourth wall}: is?
{The panel contracts yet more. Garfield's arms are spread in joy}
Category:Wibi
3787: The Things We Used To Do On Grass

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
2017-05-09, with the surprised reaction from 2005-03-14
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Sign: Stay off the Grass
{Garfield enters, and sees the sign}
{Garfield climbs on the sign, but is surprised by something offscreen}
Second Sign: Stay off the "Stay off the Grass" sign
Sign: Stay off the Grass
{Garfield, standing on the second sign, looks at the audience, proud of his loophole to get around the signs}
Category:GreenOfRain
3789: Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield rests by the window as the sun shines outside}
{The moon comes out, replacing the sun}
{The sun comes out, replacing the moon}
{The moon comes out, replacing the sun}
{The sun comes out, this time altering the color palette}
{The moon comes out, this time altering the color palette}
{The sun comes out, altering the colors again}
{The moon comes out, altering the colors again}
{The sun comes out, altering the colors again}
{The moon comes out, altering the colors again}
{The sun comes out, altering the colors again}
{The moon comes out, altering the colors again}
{The sun comes out, altering the colors again}
{The moon comes out, altering the colors again}
{The sun comes out, altering the colors again}
{The moon comes out, altering the colors again}
{Garfield disappears; the sun comes out, with the palette returning to normal}
{The moon comes out, with Garfield still missing}
{The cycle repeats one last time, with Garfield still missing}
Category:Ryan Silberman
Category:Video game references
378: Jon, Jon, Jon

==Explanation==
In the original, Jon said "Garfield!" In the final panel, Jon asked Garfield why he was staring at him like that, to which Garfield replied that he owed him three Garfields.
Here, Garfield's dialogue in the first panel and the author's previously-published strip inspired them to replace all the dialogue with repeated "Jon"s.
==The author writes==
This is a continuation on "Garfield" (#330).
After I sent in "Garfield" and it was put up, I saw this strip in the papers and was reminded of it, and thought it only suitable to submit.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Jon, Jon.
Garfield: Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon.
{They stare at each other}
Jon: Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon, Jon.
Garfield: Jon, Jon, Jon.
Category:MoonHitler
3791: Too Many Collars

==Explanation==
In the original, Odie's problem was fleas, and then, that the one collar wasn't strong enough to keep them away. Here, there are no fleas, so Garfield says Odie has a design problem, and corrects it first by putting one collar on him, then five more on various parts.
The title is a reference to the design trope Too Many Belts; Garfield's mention of "Nomura" is a reference to Tetsuya Nomura, who is famous in video game circles for putting functionally superfluous belts on characters he designs.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is holding a flea collar}</br>
Garfield: You have a pretty grim design problem there, Odie</br>
{He puts it on Odie, and examines his work critically}</br>
Garfield: Hmm, that's not Nomura enough</br>
{At another part of the ledge, Jon turns his head, and is surprised to see Odie hopping along with not only a collar around his neck, but around his ears, his snout, his tongue, his legs, and two around his torso}
Category:Nyperold
Category:Video game references
3792: What's the Point?

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
This was just easy.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Your pointy elbows give me a headache
Garfield: You lost me there, Jon...
{Garfield leans on Jon, poking a cut on Jon's ear with his very pointy ears}
Garfield: That makes no sense at all
Category:Camwoodstock & Tori
3793: Toastfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Yeah, this strip is kinda cr*ppy. But I decided to try.
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Garfield: Everybody has a hobby
Garfield: Some race cars, some collect art...
Garfield: And others make toast
Garfield2: Sure, "get a hobby," he says
Category:Reisen U. Inaba
3798: Vegan Jon II: If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Sometimes, my mind goes to weird places upon seeing an original Garfield strip. I'd say this particular place is not as weird as the first "Vegan Jon" or "Cue A Killer Synth Melody", but it is more weird then "Sign Change" or "Every Day Is Like Sunday, or, The Parable Of The Talents", although, again, this ranking may not be final.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Liz: I made chocolate chip cookies with sprinkles!
{beat panel}
Liz: And salad
{Garfield and Jon appear}
SFX: ZIP! ZIP!
Garfield: With spinach casserole?!
Jon: And steamed asparagus?!
Category:Lubaf