Squidward Has Had Enough

So i was watching Youtube poops on my computer when i got a secret message from Rabe Maniels to come over to Nickelodeon studios immediately. I was all like oh okay and proceeded to come over there in my boat car. Rabe was there and told me to come in because he wants to show me an episode of Spongebob. I was like 'uh why i've already seen every Spongebob episode not even kidding' and Rabe said 'you won't have seen THIS one, a guy owning a store called "420 No Scope: Gru's erect nose covered in Peter Griffin's bleaches" sold it to me. Sounds weird' I proceeded to go in and watch it anyway, since i like the show, haters gonna hate. I came into the room with the tape already in the player thing. I pressed play and started watching.
The episode started with the classic Spongebob intro, but Spongebob was replaced by Squidward. even at the end where the sponge would come up to the screen and play his hecking flute nose thing, it was replaced by Squidward playing his clarinet. The title card read 'Squidward Has Has Enough and had an image of Squidward eating Snail-po and a painting of Squidward with a sinister squidy smile next to him. The setting appeared to be in Spongebob's house.
The episode starts with Spongebob and Patrick annoying the hell out of Squidward, by laughing and singing All Star while the Squidinator was tryna play the clarinet. Spongebob and Patrick were all like:
'(earrape) sOmEbOdY oNcE tOlD mE tHe WoRlD iS gOnNa RolL mE i AiNt ThE sHaRpEsT tOoL iN tHe ShEd'
Squidward told them to Shut up but they were too busy annoying him to hear. Squidward smiled that sinister squidy smile for a few seconds before backing into his house and out of view. Then he proceeds to come out of his house and plays All Star very loud and badly on the clarinet. The bois stopped and started running at Squidward. Squidward ran back in his house and hid under the bed.
Then Sponge and Pat came in and Squidward got scared they would look for him. The remote was on the floor so Squidward grabbed it and turned on his TV. Spongebob and Patrick were looking and then Squid's TV came on and rickrolled them. Patrick was all like 'AAAAH I GOT RICKROLLED' then he ran away. I'll just do the script for this scene.
Spongebob: I can't look away
Squidward: aha! got you! *points a gun at him* REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *shoots him*
Spongebob: *is literally a sponge, and therefore is immune to bullets*
Squidward: well i can still do this! *procedes to run away*
Then a '7 hours later' time card appeared. Squidward came over to Squidward at work and started dancing weirdly. Squodward repeated his line from I ♥️ Dancing. 'That is the stupidest dance move i've ever seen' What was weird is that it was a totally different dance. Spongebob said his famous line, 'Who put you on the planet? UGH!'
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Everyone at the Krusty Krab: OOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOHOOOHOOHOHHOOH ROASTED!!!!
Squidward: I've had enough of this. REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *shoots everyone*
Mr. Krabs: MR. SQUIDWARD!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE (dolphin chirp) ARE YA DOING?!?! YER DRIVERING AWAY ME CUSTOMERERERS!!!!
Squidward: Are you kidding? I'm having a great time!
Patrick: did Squidward just say he's having a GREAT TIME? NANI?!?!?!?!?! *proceeds to run over to the Krusty Krab like Sanic while Twelfth Street Rag played in super fast motion*
Then it cut to a 'We'll Be Right Back' as Patrick was about to J U M P on Squidward. After about 5 seconds of boring af black screen it came back to the show, and Spongebob just came out of the kitchen with a snail-po flavored krabby patty.
Squidward: s-s-s-s-snail-po?
Spongebob: That's rrriiiggghhhttt
Gary: REEEEEEEEEEEEE-OW!!!!
Squidward: OH FRICK NO GARY THIS STUFF IS MINE
They both started fighting over the snail-po, and Patrick, being Patrick, joined in and Squidward was all like 'HOLD UP! You're cousins wth are you doing?
Patrick: eating snail-po
Gary: meow
What was weird about that meow is that it sounded like the one from pamtri's videos. Squidward got confused and just left the room like 'i'm outta here'.
Spongebob: *face goes smoller* oh okay (the words physically coming out of his mouth as letters)
Another 7 hours later card came up, but it was different, written in different font, a black background, white text, and later wrote as L8TR. I was starting to wonder who exactly made this, as it didn't seem like anything Nickelodeon would make. Plankton came to the Krusty Krab, but Krabs stepped on him about 69 times (no adult joke intended) and yeeted him out of the window.
Mr. Krabs: Closing time
SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Krabs: i got a good way to get you out! *puts on plaid*
SpongeBob: P-p-P-p-P-p-LaId? *becomes mocking* AvErT yOuR eYeS sQuArEpAnTs!
Mr. Krabs: welp imma head out
Spongebob: *follows him until he goes into his own pineapple* what a day Gary!
Squidward: *continues to play All Star on his clarinet*
MEANWHILE
In space, Shooting Stars is playing while Plankton floats around in space. Then the screen shows Squidward twerking for 15 seconds before cutting to Karen, who had a karen haircut, watching meme compilations on the big screen (the one that says 'seaweed: 50% sea, 50% weed') and the episode came to the credits.
That wasn't even too bad, i gotta say! I get what Rabe was saying about the whole weird thing, as the episode was very strange. What i was wondering was: Who made that??? 
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