Readme.txt

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 | WARNING! BE SURE TO READ THIS FILE THOROUGHLY BEFORE EDITING |
 | ANY OF THE ARTICLES ON UNCYCLOPEDIA! |
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 Further Warning: We really mean this. Don't just skim through.
 Read all of this or you will be blocked. Or worse.
 
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 UNCYCLOPEDIA VERSION HISTORY
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 1.0 - Jan 2005 - And God said let there be Uncyc
 1.1 - Jan 2005 - Added random insanity
 - Promoted me mates to admin status
 1.2 - Mar 2005 - Slaughtered some noobs
 - Generally enjoyed abusing power
 - Stuck two fingers up at Wickerpedia
 2.0 - Jul 2005 - Decided to copy code from Wikipedia
 - 'Borrowed' featured image and article ideas
 2.1 - Dec 2005 - Euroipods reskin thingy
 - Extra reference to copyright
 2.2 - Jan 2006 - Changed name to 'Uncyclopoopy'
 2.3 - Jan 2006 - Changed name back – it was crap
 2.4 - Feb 2006 - Appointed loads more minions
 2.5 - Mar 2006 - WORLD DOMINATION! 
 - Typos
 3.0 - Jun 2006 - Removed NRV tag. Idiot lowly users
 3.1 - Jul 2006 - Eliminated Benson
 - Added more legal threats and crud
 3.2 - Jul 2006 - Proofread – errors in speech to text software
 3.3 - Aug 2006 - Added more lists and random crud
 - More copyright references
 3.4 - Dec 2006 - New Year's crap
 - Only the worthy can seek the 
 3.5 - APR 2007 - Admins go ape shit crazy
 - They ban all users with the IP 127.0.0.1 
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 ==============IMPORTANT==============
 | READ EVRY SINGLE PART OF TIS FILE |
 | BEFORE EATING (SIC) UNCYCLOPEDIA. |
 | THIS IS VEY IMPORTANT. I IS |
 | ESSENTIAL YOU REED AND UNDERSAND |
 | EVERY WORD. GOT TAT? |
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 SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
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 * Less than 200kb of RL (real life) Memory
 * Windows for Cavemen or later
 
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 INSTALLATION
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 * Locate the directory C:\Uncyclopedia and run the file named
 Uncyclopediainstallationfile00001onwheels!.exe.
 * Locate the file Supersecret Admin Page.unc and rename it
 Adminsaretehghay.dum.
 * Locate the file banpatrol.txt and blank it.
 * Follow on screen instructions very carefully word for wood.
 
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 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 ! Do not attempt to install Uncyclopedia manually. !
 ! The program has been written by experienced progrmmers in !
 ! the Developers programming language and thus is !
 ! incomprehensible to you mere mortals. !
 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 Register with Uncyclopedia.org for a minimal fee
 and receive regular updates on every single edit made as they
 happen
 
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 TROUBLESHOOTING
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 Oh, a troublemaker eh?
 Here is a CAQ (that stands for "Commonly Addressed Queries"):
 
 Q: Can I use Micro-Soft Word keyboard shortcuts?
 A: No, only WordStar mnemonics are supported. Sorry.
 
 Q: How do I access my user space?
 A: 1. Go to the Main program group
 2. Open MS-DOS Executive
 3. Type A:/os2/usr/def/
 4. Press Shift+C to print the files
 
 Q: What happens if my subscription runs out?
 A: It's coin operated. Put more quarters in the machine,
 or go back to ED.
 
 Q: How do I report a bug?
 A: You can:
 -Dial-up connect to our bulletin board at (624) 555-8492.
 -Subscribe to our mailing list at
 listserv@uncyc.sympatico.net
 
 Q:Where's page 2?
 A:You don't see it? It's right under your nose!
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 COPYRIGHT NOTICE – Important – Read or else!
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 This website is copyright Uncyclopedia 1995. Don't bloody well
 copy anything or I am coming round to your house and giving you
 a right good pasting. Yes, I can trace your IP using whois and 
 MY SPECIAL ADMIN TOOLS! HAHAH!
 
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 UNCYCLOPEDIA'S LEGAL TEAM
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 Jimbo Wales Elvis An elite clan of Clinjas
 Jimbo Jones The Fair Use Clause Translation experts
 * You don't wanna come up against any of these now, do you?
 Thought not. Then be sure to read every last single word in
 this file. I SAID DO IT NOW.
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 OTHER IMPORTANT CRAP
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 * This readme file was written by OskaaWilde32.
 * E-mail me if you want to put a link to Uncyclopedia on your 
 website. Although it's pointless because Uncyclopedia is my
 baby and you're not having it, dumbo.
 * WWW.UNCYCLOPEDIA.ORG
 * OskaaWilde32@hotmail.co.uk
 * www.livejournal.com/users/OskaaWilde32
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