Chalk and Cheese/Issues 01-05

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==Issue 1==
Chalk and Cheese 1 was published in April 1988 and contained 140 pages. Art by John Martin, Ann Leonhart, Pat Cash, and Karen Eaton.
It contained the controversial story House of the Rising Sun which causes a fan to write: 
From the editorial: 
* The Saga of Poor George Cowley by Khrystyna (1)
* A Song for My Heart to Sing by Raynebeau O'Reilly (2)
* Torin by Victoria Sinall (5)
* Third Time's Charm by Kayem McKaem (13)
* Revenge! by Mary Leonhart (16)
* To Nick a Name by Khrystyna (33)
* Listening at the Keyhole by Victoria Sinall (34)
* Like Father, Like Father, Like Son by Mysti Frank (38)
* Green Grows the Grass by Nancy Flynn (41)
* Ding, Dong! Magic Calling by Khrystyna (44)
* Act Well by Raynebeau O'Reilly (46)
* An Awkward Thing by Mysti Frank (48)
* Don't I Wish by Mysti Frank (56)
* The Secret to Survivin' by Mysti Frank (67)
* True Need by Shana Lisa Jensen (68)
* To Go to Law by Khrystyna Marin (74)
* House of the Rising Sun by LST (75)
* The Little Elf by John Kendrick Bangs (128)
* Pun Run: Food for Thought by Mysti Frank (129)
* Pun Run: One for the Road by Mysti Frank (130)
* Pun Run: Silence is Silver' by Mysti Frank (132)
* Pun Run: Out of the Horse's Mouth by Mysti Frank (135)
* Pun Run: I Now Pronounce Thee by Mysti Frank (137)
* Colours of Love by LST (139)
File:chalk1-1.jpg|inside page from issue #1, John Martin
File:chalk1-2.jpg|inside page from issue #1, Karen Eaton
File:chalk1-3.jpg|inside page from issue #1, Ann Leonhart
File:chalk1-4.jpg|inside page from issue #1, John Martin
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 1==
==Issue 2==
Chalk and Cheese 2 was published in October 1988, is 139 pages long and contains 33 stories, poems puzzles, and illustrations. Art by Mysti Frank, CCS, Karen Eaton, and DLF.
From the editorial: 
* Martin's Foibles by Ann Onomus (1)
* Aftermath by Laura Lee Scarsdale (2)
* Playing Piano in the Dark by LST (17)
* Poetry in Motion by LST (24)
* Going For Broke by LST (26)
* Family Traits by Jatona P. Walker (34)
* Whom the Cow Hath Joined Together by Khrystyna (37)
* Dual Nature by Khrystyna (38)
* The Eyes Are the Windows by Mysti Frank (39)
* All I Ask by Khrystyna (52)
* Afternoon Delight by LST (53)
* Twilight Truths by Ruth Marie Katchentz (56)
* Last Night I Had a Wonderful Dream (62)
* Brits at Large by Ann Onomus (64)
* Chalk and Cheese by Barbara Staton (65)
* The First Day of the Month by Mysti Frank (66)
* Cowless Jokes at Cowley's Expense by Ann Onomus (72)
* An Answer to 'Battles Long Ago' by Jatona P. Walker ("An Answer to 'Battles Long Ago'" by Jatona P. Walker is a sequel to the Proslib story Battles Long Ago by Rhiannon.) (73)
* The Word by Khrystyna (79)
* Mouseketeers by Debra Hicks (80)
* Mortality by Khrystyna (87)
* After Justice by L. S. Willard (88)
* Cartoon by KS Eaton (94)
* Short Tails by Debra Hicks (95)
* Bodie's Definitions by Ann Onomus (99)
* Last Kiss by LST (100)
* I Saw You Today by Khrystyna (111)
* Shop Talk by Rayney O'Reilley (113)
* Professionally Painted by Mysti Frank (116)
* Man in Motion by LST (130)
* Cartoon by KS Eaton (132)
* Songs from Facelift by Mysti Frank (133)
File:chalk2-1.jpg|inside page from issue #2, DLF
File:chalk2-2.jpg|inside page from issue #2, Mysti Frank
File:chalk2-3.jpg|inside page from issue #2, CCS
File:chalk2-4.jpg|inside page from issue #2, Karen Eaton
File:chalk2-5.jpg|inside page from issue #2, Mysti Frank
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 2==
==Issue 3==
Chalk and Cheese 3 was published in May 1989, is 162 pages long and contains 28 stories, poems puzzles cartoons, and illustrations. Art by Adrian Morgan, TACS (front and back covers), Sheila Paulson, DLF, and Mysti Frank.
From the editorial: also 
* The Dream by Khrystyna (1)
* The Waiting Room Affair by Debra Hicks (2)
* Dark of the Moon by Lily Fulford (4)
* Bearding the Cow by Terence (from the Building to Last Universe) (12)
* So You Want to be a CI5 Agent by Khrystyna (27)
* Punrun: In the Mooed by Mysti Frank (30)
* Heaven-Sent by Shana Lisa Jensen (34)
* You and You by Khrystyna (40)
* Learing to Love by LST (41)
* Questions by Khrystyna (43)
* Of Mice and Monsters by Debra Hicks (44)
* A Place of Mine by Khrystyna (54)
* Calfling by Khrystyna (55)
* The Road to Almost-Freedom by Mysti Frank (crossover with Remington Steele) (56)
* Cooling Off Time by Sue Wells (64)
* Packaging is Everything by Terence (from the Building to Last Universe) (72)
* The Other Partner by Khrystyna (81)
* Learning by Mysti Frank (82)
* The Grand Mating Dance by Terence (from the Building to Last Universe) (84)
* Changeling by LST (98)
* Incident in a Stairwell by Debra Hicks (102)
* To Bodie on December 19 by Khrystyna (114)
* Night's Demons by Barbara A. Staton (115)
* Shear Folly by Nancy Flynn (116)
* Night's Guardian by Barabra A. Staton (119)
* Desire by Lily Fulford (120)
* Love Found by LST (161)
* Leaving by Khrystyna (163)
File:chalk3-1.jpg|inside page from issue #3, Sheila Paulson
File:chalk3-2.jpg|inside page from issue #3, Adrian Morgan
File:chalk3-3.jpg|inside page from issue #3, Adrian Morgan
File:chalk3-4.jpg|inside page from issue #3, DLF
File:chalk3-5.jpg|inside page from issue #3, Adrian Morgan
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 3==
==Issue 4==
Chalk and Cheese 4 was published in October 1989 and contains 174 pages. Art by Justin, Kate Nuernberg, Rolaine, and TACS (interiors and front cover).
* LoCs by Various and Sundry (1)
* Crazy Quilt by Sue Wells (6)
* Murphy's Side by Khrystyna (13)
* Consequences of a Sweet Tooth by Jatona P. Walker (14)
* Building to Last by Terence (from the Building to Last Universe) (18)
* Mr. Doyle's Kitchen and Bodie Buffet by Linda Terrell (54)
* A Thought by Khrystyna (60)
* Newly Partnered by Khrystyna (61)
* Nobody Waves Goodbye by Cathy L. Bryson (62)
* Pre-Doyle Bodie by Khrystyna (69)
* Werehamster of London by Debra Hicks (70)
* Partnership—That's What It's All About by Mystery Frank (78)
* Doyle by Khrystyna (80)
* Four Left Feet by Linda Terrell ("Four Feet" and "Four More Feet" by Linda Terrell are set in an alternate universe in which Bodie can shapeshift into a centaur.) (82)
* Murphy by Khrystyna (90)
* Why I Love a Rainy Day by Janie Lukens (91)
* Bodie by Khrystyna(93)
* The Lily and the Rose by Susan Douglass ("The Lily and the Rose" by Susan Douglass is the third story in her Silent Lily series, set in an historical AU about Raimond, a slave whose tongue has been cut out, making him the Silent Lily, and Guillaume, a soldier who falls in love with him. The previous two stories appear in Other Times and Places I and III. Sequels appear in Chalk and Cheese 6, The Hols of CI5, Beguiled, and Other Times and Places II.) (94)
* The Convalescent Cat by Terence (from the Building to Last Universe) (108)
* Cowley's Sacred Band by Eros (132)
* O-pun and Shut Case by Khrystyna (134)
* Four More Feet by Linda Terrell (135)
* Cowley by Khrystyna (149)
* Sweet Dreams Are Made of These by Linda Terrell (150)
* In the Dark by Lily Fulford (154)
* Not Forgot Hall by Nancy Flynn (172)
* The Mileage by Khrystyna (175)
File:chalk4-1.jpg|interior page from issue #4, Kate Nuernberg
File:chalk4-2.jpg|interior page from issue #4, Justin
File:chalk4-3.jpg|interior page from issue #4, TACS
File:chalk4-4.jpg|interior page from issue #4, sample poem
File:chalk4-5.jpg|interior page from issue #4, Justin
File:chalk4-6.jpg|interior page from issue #4, Justin
File:chalk4-7.jpg|interior page from issue #4, Kate Nuernberg
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 4==
==Issue 5==
Chalk and Cheese 5 was published in April 1990 and contains 200 pages. The editor notes that it is a month early because it got so large and "I had to split it in two, so C&C6 will be out next month for MediaWest, Lord willin' and the creek don't rise."
It contains a massive amount of art by DLF, Karen Eaton, Sheila Paulson, Daphne Hamilton, Tamy Vermande, Alexandrea Burcop, TACS, Adrian Morgan, Kate Nuernberg (front cover), Suzan Lovett, Dani Lane, and Paulie.
* Letters of Comment by Readers (2)
* Articles by Today Staff Writers (14)
* Funny by Marcia Brin (17)
* The Last Few Feet by Linda Terrell (20)
* Bookends by Natasha Barry (25)
* Discovered in a Run-Down Motel Room by Joan Enright (28)
* Leap Year by Linda Terrell (34)
* One-Man Magical Show by Julia Ecklar (44)
* Assault and Battery by Terence (from the Building to Last Universe) (46)
* Notes on a Phone Conversation by Linda Terrell (71)
* People Bending Broken Rules by Debra Hicks (third in her trilogy of MUNCLE crossovers, following "The Waiting Room Affair" and "Incident in a Stairwell", both in Chalk and Cheese 3.) (73)
* The Way to a Man's Heart Joan Enright (101)
* Trial Run by Ellis Ward (105)
* The Pieing of CI5 by Paula Smith (185)
* Shades to Blossom by L.S. Willard (193)
File:chalk5-1.jpg|inside page from issue #5, DLF
File:chalk5-3.jpg|inside page from issue #5, 1st part of a poem by Marcia Brin
File:chalk5-4.jpg|inside page from issue #5, 2nd part of a poem by Marcia Brin
 Image:chalk5-6.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Dani Lane
File:chalk5-7.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Daphne Hamilton, Bodie as a centaur and Doyle along for the ride
File:chalk5-8.jpg|inside page from issue #5, TACS
File:chalk5-2.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Karen Eaton
File:chalk5-9.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Paulie
File:chalk5-10.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Tamy Vermande
File:chalk5-11.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Adrian Morgan
File:chalk5-12.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Alexandrea Burcop
File:chalk5-13.jpg|inside page from issue #5, filk by Julia Ecklar (though not a submission by Ecklar herself) "I was surprised to find the text of a filksong among the contents for the zine. I wasn't aware that Julia Ecklar is a Professionals fan (or at least a Martin Shaw fan). (editor interjects - I'm not sure if she is, either, but her song fit Zax so beautifully, I couldn't resist.-)" from an LoC in "Chalk and Cheese" #14
File:chalk5-14.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Sheila Paulson
File:chalk5-15.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Kate Nuernberg
File:chalk5-16.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Suzan Lovett -- "My favorite story was Debra Hicks' "People Bending Broken Rules." I'm a sucker for her Pros/MUNCLE crossovers. Speaking of which, Suzan Lovett's drawing of B&D on page 87 is one of the most tender, loving, gorgeous pieces of fan art I have ever seen. I get a lump in my throat every time I see it." from a LoC in "Chalk and Cheese" #6
File:chalk5-17.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Suzan Lovett -- "Lovett's illo of Doyle initiating Illya into a little "man-kissing" was lovely, but it's probably a bloody good thing that Bodie didn't see it!" from a LoC in "Chalk and Cheese" #6
File:chalk5-18.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Daphne Hamilton
File:chalk5-19.jpg|inside page from issue #5, Adrian Morgan
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 5==
==References==
Category:The Professionals Slash Zines
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