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Wikipedia (movie)

Wikipedia: The Motion Picture is an upcoming film in development for the year 2068. It is being written, filmed and produced entirely by volunteers, and anybody is allowed to change the film at any time. The film will, its creators hope, therefore be over 5 times longer than the old Britannica movie, and contain far less continuity problems. Also, it will be unique in that it seeks to depict the entirity of huamn knowledge and experiencess all from a neutral point-of-view (compare: Doom movie).
==Story==
Though no script has been written yet, rumors have been floating that the script will be based around a future onslaught by despot ruled Wikipedia against a future utopian version of Uncyclopedia. Besides this, there have been rumors that the film will show the destruction of nations such as Encarta, Nupedia (already weakened by depression), Britannica, Narnia and many others. Other rumors say that Wikipedia would form an alliance with Encyclopædia Dramatica to conquer the world. While nothing is even close to production, the potential characters and cast for the movie include:
==Villains/Non Uncyclopedians==
*Jimbo Wales
*George W. Bush
*The Anti-God
*Karl Marx
*John Seigenthaler Sr
*Joseph Stalin
==Uncyclopedians==
*Oscar Wilde
*Marty McFly
*Homer Simpson
*Dan Quayle
*Leeroy Jenkins
*Ninja Chef
*kitten huffing
*Personal Jesus
*Jessica Alba
*Captain Crunch
*Godzilla
*Optimus Prime
*Dr. What
*Obi-Wan Kenobi
*Willy Wonka
*Oprah
*Willy on Wheels
*Vandals
*Your mom
*Adolf Hitler
==Others==
*Three Blind Mice
*Bob C. Cock
*Ultra Jesus
*Sukhdeep "The Ripper" Singh
==Pre-production==
Fox announced the beginning of production in June, 2005, hoping to put the film on the big screen by 2018. They have commissioned Thomas Jefferson to write a script, citing his work on the Declaration of Independence as "good shizzle we can attach ourselves to."
However, in January 2007, due to an oversight, Helen keller was made associate script write. The film would now be done in braille.
===First words from the early script===
On December 12, Fox leaked the first words from the script, to begin building up excitement and momentum. The words released:
*the
*and
*poo
*Henry Kissinger
==See Also==
*Wikipedia: The Movie Part 2
*Wikipedia: The Movie Part 3
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Wikipedia Article

Wikipedia Article 	
A Wikipedia Article, grazing in the fields of Wikicities.	
Scientific classification 	
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Domain: 	.org
Kingdom: 	Wikiland
Subkingdom: 	Wikipædia
Phylum: 	Contentia
Class: 	Pagina
Order: 	Perfect
Family: 	Rich
Genus: 	Articulum
Species: 	Wiki
Subspecies: 	Wikipaedicum
A Wikipedia article (Articulus Wiki Wikipaedius), though widely considered to be unintelligible to all but fellow wikipedia articles, is a good source of information for the keen mind, except when they're not.
The idea for Wikipedia came from the old joke about encyclopedias in the Soviet Union having looseleaf pages, hence anyone can edit, revert and delete Wikipedia articles as they so wish.
Wikipedia Articles are most commonly found grazing upon fields in the "Wild Wild" West. They were formerly found in the "Mostly Uninteresting Mostly Uninteresting" East, but found it too mundane and thus migrated westward.
At this point the authour decided on a tense and stuck with it.
During their stay in the the West, they were hunted down by mainly boring, but entirely dedicated humans, most of whom went by bizarre names completely removed from the names which were bestowed upon them at birth. This is considered a common practice, unless you're unfamiliar with it.
Wikipedia articles, in the wild, lead uninhibited lives of sexual freedom. They frolic, they leap, they rarely sleep. They also eat mainly herbs scattered on bread and each other. Oooh, baby, sexual!
If you play a Wikipedia article and Dark Side Of The Moon by Pink Floyd at the same time, it all synchs up.
Urban legends say that those who read the Article's disturbing content, die one week later.
However, in recent years, the plight of the Wikipedia Article has, by all accounts, got worse. Many Wikipedia articles have been captured and locked up, and had their behaviours "edited", causing them to be generally less knowledgeable and have mutant babies, with incessant crying and the three arms and all.
Fortunately, the outlook for the Wikipedia article is not entirely grim: many conservation groups have pleged support to releasing the captive Articles, and indeed, it was for this purpose that the UN was set up.
In light of recent events, the UN has decided to use Wikipedia Articles as mortal weapons of combat, possibly more powerful than Britney Spears.
Notable Wikipedia Articles include Duck (wikipedia article).
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Wikipedia Main Page/About

:This is an introduction to the Wikipedia project for visitors. There is also an encyclopedia article about it at Wikipedia.
Wikipedia (pronounced wiːkiˈpiːdiə ) is a multilingual, Web-based, free content satirical , internet empire project. The name Wikipedia is a portmanteau (combination (<Small>Note: The scum lower classes don't need to be told what portmanteau is, if they don't know what it means where have they been living their lives, in some cave?)</small>) of the words wiki (a beautiful word Mighty Jimbo I invented and is SUPER copyrighted) and encyclopedia and read-the-rules-or-die philosophy. Wikipedia's articles provide links to guide the user to related pages with additional missinformation (Note: they don't need to know what a Majestik WIkiTruth actually is) information.
Please note that if you've come to generally help out around Wikipedia you MUST make sure you use it correctly. Misuse is essentially taking our God and stabbing her, would you do that to Jesus? Wikipedia will remain perfect. Please make sure you've read the Dashes Guide, the General Help, the Punctuation Guide, the Full Stop Policy, the How To Write A Sentence Guide, What is A Wikipedia Article?, Creating Paragraphs: A Guide, Complex Paragraphs Help, Use of Capital Letters Help, Capitalisation Help, Editing an Article Guide, Editing an Article Help, Using Wikipedia Correctly Essential Guide, Wikipedia For Dummies, the Wikipedia Style Guide, How To Make The Best Use of A Help Page or Guide and the Article Style Guide as well as browsing over all of the articles in 1001 Top Help Links For Newbies.
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Wikipedia Main Page/Policy 1

Wikipedia has developed a body of policies, guidelines and decrees. These rules and laws are merely in place to make Wikipedia a better place for all, and not for any other reason.
Policies, guidelines and decrees express standards that have King consensus, though to differing degrees: policies are considered a standard that all users should follow, whereas guidelines are more advisory in nature. Decrees, however, should be followed otherwise you could be hanged until infinibanned. All three need to be approached with common sense and Wikipedia at heart. A user who acts against the spirit of them will be hanged or placed in 42 day detention without trial, even if technically no rule has been violated. Those who edit in good faith, are civil, seek consensus, and work towards the goal of creating a great encyclopedia should find a welcoming environment.
==Policies==
A list of key policies and guidelines can be found here.
The three most important policies are listed below:
# Recognise Wikipedia as the ONLY source of truth - IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.
# Recognise everything any Wiki organisation does is always right and beautiful. You shall defend everything every Wiki organisation does to the last drop of blood from its despicable enemies - WAR IS PEACE.
# Recognise that you must work without fail for the rest of your life on the beloved pages of Wikipedia, toiling at the words in the heat of an office or internet café - FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
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Wikipedia Main Page/Policy 4

Wikipedia has developed a body of policies, guidelines and decrees. So many that we have had to create a second page to contain the further embellishments on these rules. These rules and laws are merely in place to make Wikipedia a better place for all, and not for any other reason.
Policies, guidelines and decrees express standards that have King consensus, though to differing degrees: policies are considered a standard that all users should follow, whereas guidelines are more advisory in nature. Decrees, however, should be followed otherwise you could be hanged until infinibanned. All three need to be approached with common sense and Wikipedia at heart. A user who acts against the spirit of them will be hanged or placed in 42 day detention without trial, even if technically no rule has been violated. Those who edit in good faith, are civil, seek consensus, and work towards the goal of creating a great encyclopedia should find a welcoming environment.
This policy page focuses mainly on enforcing policies. 
==Policies==
A list of key policies and guidelines can be found here.
; Appealing a block: Rules for having a block lifted. A block may only be lifted if the person who handed down the punishment has subsequently mysteriously disappeared.
; Arbitration policy: Rules for how the Arbitration Committee decides Requests for arbitration.
; Banning policy: Extremely disruptive users may be banned from Wikipedia. Please respect these bans, don't bait banned users and don't help them out. Bans can be appealed to King Jimbo Wales I or the Arbitration Committee, depending on the nature of the ban, if the person who handed down the punishment subsequently mysteriously disappeared.
; Blocking policy: Disruptive users can be blocked from editing for short or long amounts of time.
; Consensus:Most editing decisions are made by a continually evolving rough consensus among editors.
; Mediation policy: Rules for how the Mediation Committee conducts formal mediation.
; No open proxies: Open proxies may be blocked from editing for any period at any time to deal with editing abuse.
; Protection policy: Pages can be protected against vandals or during fierce content disputes. Protected pages can, but in general shouldn't, be edited by administrators. Also, pages undergoing frequent vandalism can be semi-protected to block edits by very new or unregistered users.
; Resolving disputes: The first step to resolving any dispute is to talk to those who disagree with you. If that fails, there are more structured forms of discussion available.
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Wikipedia Main Page/Policy 5

Wikipedia has developed a body of policies, guidelines and decrees. So many that we have had to create a second page to contain the further embellishments on these rules. These rules and laws are merely in place to make Wikipedia a better place for all, and not for any other reason.
Policies, guidelines and decrees express standards that have King consensus, though to differing degrees: policies are considered a standard that all users should follow, whereas guidelines are more advisory in nature. Decrees, however, should be followed otherwise you could be hanged until infinibanned. All three need to be approached with common sense and Wikipedia at heart. A user who acts against the spirit of them will be hanged or placed in 42 day detention without trial, even if technically no rule has been violated. Those who edit in good faith, are civil, seek consensus, and work towards the goal of creating a great encyclopedia should find a welcoming environment.
This policy page focuses mainly on legal issues and also contains links to the NewPolicies. 
==Policies==
A list of key policies and guidelines can be found here.
; Copyrights: Material which infringes other copyrights must not be added. The legalities of copyright and "fair use" are quite complex.
; Copyright violations: Wikipedia has no tolerance for copyright violations in our encyclopedia, and we actively strive to find and remove any violations.
; Image use policy:Generally avoid uploading nonfree images; fully describe images' sources and copyright details on their description pages, and try to make images as useful and reusable as possible.
; Libel:It is Wikipedia policy to delete libellous revisions from the page history. If you believe you have been defamed, please contact us.
; Non-free content criteria:The cases in which you can declare an image "fair use" are quite narrow. You must specify the exact use of the image, and only use the image in that one context.
; Reusing Wikipedia content:Wikipedia material may be freely used under the GFDL, which means you must credit authors, relicense the material under GFDL and allow free access to it. 
; Text of the GNU Free Documentation License:This is the license under which all contributions to Wikipedia are released. Any re-use of the work must also be released under GFDL.
; Other Issues: Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Perennial proposals#Legal issues, Wikipedia:Wikipedia:CENSOR, and Wikipedia:Office actions. In summary, outside of policies, Wikipedia does not censor itself of content that may be objectionable or offensive, so long as it obeys the law of the U.S. state of Florida. Legal issues are raised by filing a formal complaint with the Wikimedia Foundation.
===NewPolicies===
NewPolicies are listed in detail on the following pages:
*Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Policies and guidelines
*Wikipedia:Wikipedia:List of guidelines
*Wikipedia:Wikipedia:How to create policy
*All recent changes in policy pages.
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Wikipedia Main Page/Wikipedia Stats

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"There are three kinds of lies in this world: Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics."
 -Mark Twain
==Site statistics==
The English-language Wikipedia currently contains 2,391,677 majestically glorious truths.
This number excludes redirects to majestic truths, discussion of glorious truths, image descriptions of beautiful truths, user profile truths, template truths, help on majestic truths, truth portalsmajestic truths that are not connected to other truths, and pages for truth administration. Including these, we have 13,325,365 glorious, flowering truths.
Users have made 226,858,416 changes to these majestic truths, with an average of 17.02 truths per page, since July 2002. This includes truth changes by unregistered users. In addition, we currently have 786,499 media file truths (excluding files from the Wikimedia Commons).
The job queue length is currently 6,134.
==User statistics==
There are 7,201,126 registered hard-workers , of which 1,552 are members of the WikiPolice or Wikipedia Secret Police.
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Wikipedia syndrome

Wikipedia syndrome is a medical condition, believed to be caused by a virus, which gives you a sudden urge to write articles on the internet like you're fucking Bertrand Russell, and use really, really big words, before developing various diseases for no reason at all, such as leprosy, liver cancer, AIDS, halitosis, kidney failure, an affinity for cedar polish and pickles, and in most cases beaten up because nobody likes a smart ass. Oh, and don't forget lupus.
Wikipedia syndrome is a real syndrome, unlike Morgellon's disease or Chronic Fatigue or any of that BS your no good alcoholic neighbor uses as an excuse to get full disability while you go to work in the factory every day, busting your ass, until you're crushed by a damn boiler.
== History of Wikipedia syndrome ==
The first ever recorded case of Wikipedia syndrome was in 1986. This can cause confusion as Wikipedia was founded more than 20 years later. It is believed that Dr Who’s TARDIS or some other Time travel device transferred the deadly virus from the early 21st Century to the 1980’s. 25 year old Bob Twatt contracted the virus and went completely insane while he was writing an article about how much he fucking hated his last name, which went along these lines:
:"Bob Twatt is a 25 year old male living in Australia who is much ridiculed by his peers due to his name being homonymic with a profane term which generally OH GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL AND I AM GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR SPLEEN AND SUCK IT DRY YOU FUCKING DICKS!!!!!!!"
Shortly after writing this obscene article, Bob fell into a coma. At the time of the incident, he was listening to My Chemical Romance. While in the coma, he unwittingly joined the Black Parade. As soon as he came out of the coma, after a rather surreal experience, he saw the bill for the eye-makeup and died.
In 1990, 4 years after this incident, various other cases of this strange virus have been reported, with a Canadian woman getting infested by fire ants, a Japanese man getting Dave syndrome, and several teenagers getting hit by buses while still in school.
== Cure ==
Vandalism is a natural cure for Wikipedia syndrome, as it builds up immunity against Wikipedia. When you vandalize, be sure that you are on drugs so you have a medium to use just in case you discover the meaning of life. Above all, don't write any serious articles or you'll be screwed.
Also it is believed that the Wiki virus is a close relation to ebola, which of course has no cure and will make you bleed out quickly. At which point you won't be suffering for much longer anyway. If this occurs be sure to infect as many notable people as you can. This will not only earn you a Wikipedia article, but also an entire Category to all the people you managed to take with you into easy Wiki-notability.
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Wikipedia universe

The Wikipedia universe is a fictional universe created by the collaboration of Wikipedians (at times they need to rest from edit wars). Due to the parody nature of Wikipedia, it is claimed to be the real universe.
Some real locations are indeed used in the Wikipedia universe, such as Earth and Sun; however, they are placed in a fictional planet system called the Solar System and a fictional galaxy known as the Milky Way. They also claim that Earth's Moon, which they call Luna, was not destroyed in 1995 by Bob Hope.
In the established canon, the Wikipedia universe is said to have formed in c. 13,700,000,000 BC, although some say it was created in c. 4000 BC by a deity called God, not to be confused with the real God. Both points of view, however, are considered secondary to Wikipedia's NPOV.
In the Wikipedia universe, Earth is inhabited by Wikipedians (also known as "fags"), symbiotic human-computer beings, and non-Wikipedians, which are mostly pure humans (but some seem to be products of interbreeding between humans and poseurs). Some Wikipedians and non-Wikipedians mentioned in Wikipedia (like Jimbo Wales, Oscar Wilde,Al Gore and Oprah Winfrey) are real, but their biographies usually have nothing in common with reality, also manbearpig. Some real historical people, like Marty McFly,Elmo,Cap'n Crunch,Ronald Mcdonald and Homer Simpson, are not recognized as real in the Wikipedia universe and are usually regarded as belonging to other fictional universes, while some are not mentioned at all for no apparent reason. 
Despite all of this nonsense, many of the founding members of the wikipedia universe have now been sacked. Realizing that without the progenitors, all history and science would be doomed to fail, the sackers have also been sacked.
The universe also features creatures of seemingly non-human origin, such as bots, sockpuppets and trolls. While not really existing, they are reported to have engaged in edit wars with Wikipedians. Not everyone recognizes these edit wars as canonical events in the Wikipedia universe; some consider them fanon, while others think of them as pieces of misinformation deliberately invented by the non-cabal.
The most recent known event in the Wikipedia universe is dated AD, while the following events are called predictions, in contrast with the belief that Wikipedia is not a crystal ball.
== See Also ==
*Mind Control
*Wikipedia Article
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Wikipedia vs. the YouTubers

COVID-19 spread to Wikipedians and YouTubers. The two groups reacted by starting a war. The violence lasted from February 1 to February 3, 2020.Maybe
The war ended because everyone got confused and upset.
==War log from a primary source==
===Day I (Monday)===
Began fighting in-war. Not much left for us good YouTubers. I will cry.
I shot some Wikipedians straight through the thread. They died. My team and I ran through Brazil and hurt a lot of Brazilian chicks. "Anime for life!" some wiki boi yelled. I screamed for a long time, thinking about my channel, . And my 999.9K subscribers. And my gaming videos. Oh, the pain.
I decided to find my older brother, donkeykongisporn, and my friend, CocoaKPopStan. Then I remembered, donkeykongisporn, CocoaKpopStan, and my dad, DARK AXiS TV, were in Ontario, Canada.
I ran through a forest with iwatchstupidtvshows and powerpuff arnold x. A Wikipedian, Wupotaniban, tried to murder us, but he hit into a tree and died.
===Day II (Tuesday)===
These Tubers died today: pokémonupyourass, longheadedidiot, FunnySmellingFoodsYT, EveryThingStinksXD, and Spider Masukēba Los Muertos.
, my channel, had a subscriber drop from 999.9K to 76.3K. It was madness!
Gotta go, dinnertime. Yummy spiders!
=== Day III (Wednesday) ===
The war's over now that most YouTubers who think their channels are informational use fuckin' Wikipedia, anyway. So damn bad. I'm crying now. Wahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Wait, didn't this start 'cause of COVID? Then why are we fighting each other when we could... could... oh, fuck it.
== Aftermath ==
No one remember how or why the war started, which is how it ended. Besides, a lot of YouTubers use Wikipedia, so in the end, nothing mattered.
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==Footnotes==