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Natsuki’s Inner Demons

It was a dark night in my room. The air was cold so I had to put on my fingerless gloves. As I slide them on I take a glance at them. "Hm. Not bad." I think aloud. Then I started up my new favorite game. Doki Doki literature club. I had already clocked over 350 hours into the visual novel because it's such an extensive game. There's so much to do, and it's FREE so I did it have to use any of my birthday money. As I booted up the game, it gave me a message that I had never seen before. It said. "Ay Caramba". I disregarded it because maybe my eyes were playing tricks on me. I played the game normally going about my usual business until the third day in. Natsuki was in early. I asked her "hello Natsuki why are you in so early" and she replied "oh no reason just don't check the closet I put all my hentai manga in there hahaha!" I said "hahaha" to and went to sit at a desk and wait for my true love to show up, Yuri. As I waited for her to show up I glanced at my Yuri body pillow that lay on my bed. Her beautiful locks of violet hair were dangling to her side and she was blushing with a hand on her cheek. Just thinking about her made my penis stiff. So I paused the game and went over to give Yuri a hump. 2 minutes later I went back to play the game. Except once I resumed. Everyone had already arrived. This was strange because the game was paused and when I was playing before nobody else besides Natsuki was there. As I talked to Yuri as usual, Natsuki came into the frame but her skin was a bit paler then usual. I told Yuri I would be right back and went to talk to Natsuki. "Natsuki" I said. What is the matter you look a bit paler than usual". She called me a dummy and went on to the closet went inside and closed the door. Then all of a sudden. Monika Sayori and Yuri all had REAL HAIR! I was taken aback and asked them what happened to them but then their eyes looked super realistic to! I ran to the closet to ask Natsuki for help but I slipped and fell on a big puddle of blood. When I got up I saw that the three girls were shooting streams of blood from there eyes and the blood was filling up the room and it was up to my ankles now so I opened the closet door and called out for Natsuki. "Natsu- OH MY GOD" I yelled. There was a grown man dead inside slumped over inside the closet and Natsuki was cutting off the mans arm and going to place it in a barrels. "I told you not to come in here dummy" she then got up and started singing a song I had never heard on this game before. She said. "Iv got some demons on me, they've been feeding off me" and she vored me. Then i got sucked into the computer. And was next to Natsuki who said "it doesn't feel like a Wednesday"
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Naturally I knows the hacker

i have been hacking seince i was 7 (im 13 now) my parents supported it, and it has helped many people, i have helped add security to sites by testing security, and there is a whole group of hackers im a part of at hackthissite.org hackers arnt bad, those are "crakers" who are mindless morons, you sir are the idiot, you trust the media, you didnt research you are the bad one. i have hacked many things but, for good. are you saying a site about killing people becuse of there race and supports it should stay up?? is that better than hacking?? i have hacked a site like that and shut it down. think im bad? F*ck you!! i have broken some laws but, for good reasons, the government makes you think hacking is bad because the govrnment fears us, but us hackers dont fear them, so the government uses people whot think there hackers and shows them on tv then, people think thats what a hacker is. hacker acually means "one who is experienced in computers and problem solving" i think i have done good, and that i dont hack like black hats who are morons (pretty much "crackers") i hope i will change your opinion.
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Navy Seal Copypasta

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Necklace

"Hey, wait!" The girl yelled.
Her friend, Keith, turned around.
"What do you want?" He asked.
"Here, since I'll be leaving, have this necklace." She said and handed him a silver necklace. Keith threw the necklace on the ground.
"I don't need your stupid necklace, Eris." He said.
"I don't want to remember you at all." Eris went to pick up the necklace, but Keith kicked it.
"You were once my friend." Eris cried and ran away.
The next day, he found the necklace tied to his wrist. He laughed it off, but felt a little bit guilty about yesterday. Keith called Eris.
"Hey, Eris, you there?" He asked. A different voice answered.
"This is not Eris. She committed suicide." Keith slammed the phone against the wall in disbelief.
He ran to his friend's house to tell him about that. As he knocked, a laugh could be heard. He opened the door and saw his friend's head cut off. He sacredly ran away to tell the police. Keith went through an alley, which was a shortcut to the police station. Then he felt something grab him by the neck. "Hello again..." She said. Keith recognized the voice.
"I said that I'll be leaving. You gave me one more reason why." She whispered.
"Now put on the necklace." Keith was scared.
Eris laughed and put the necklace on Keith's neck. She tied the necklace to a plank and left him to choke. As he let out his last breath, he heard her say, "Now we can be together.  For ever."
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Necrophobia

Once, there was this boy who was deathly afraid of skeletons. Every Halloween he would bring home nothing but disappointment because he would drop everything and run home every time he saw a skeleton. One day his father said to him, "Son, you know you have a skeleton inside you, right?"
The boy died.
And then he became a skeleton.
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Ned Flanders Dirty Talk

Now Homer, Let's say you've been a bad-diddly boy. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty-diddly neighborino even. Ok, and if you were a naughty-diddly neighborino you would be my dirty-diddly little slutterino right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslutterino. Now, let's say you're also daddy Flanders' big-diddly boy.
Now that we have established that you are both a bad-diddly boy and daddy Flanders' big-diddly boy, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spankerino Am I not correct? A bad-diddly boy deserves a spankerino, and as I am daddy Flanders, you are my dirty-diddly neighborino, so I am the one who must provide the diddly-discipline.
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Need for Speed: Pursuit of the Damned

I walked out of the game store, with a smile on my face. After several days of searching, I was finally able to buy my own copy of Need for Speed: Rivals for my Xbox One. Ever since I first tried out the game at a friend`s house, I had been yearning fora chance to own my very own copy. Now that i did, I happily made my way home to try it out.
Once I got home I gleefully opened the case to put the disc inside my xbox. However, when I looked at the disc itself, the label looked a bit worn, with parts of it even missing. Granted, I did purchase the game used but whoever owned this particular copy before me must have taken horrible care of their games.
Anyway, once I placed the game into the console, I went straight to the option that let me play as the cop. As the cop, you are able to track down speeders and apprehend them by crashing into their cars. I enjoyed this feature very much when I got to try it at my friend's and it also reminded me of the days when I played Hot Pursuit. Once I selected my car, I was happily enjoying driving down the open road, bringing down racers and admiring the stunning visuals that the game boasted.
After some time, my car had reached critical levels of damage and I was in dire need of a repair shop. Using the GPS feature, I was able to start following the trail to the nearest one. As I drove the sky started to get rather dark. I though it looked nice, as I enjoyed this game's weather features. Suddenly a flash of lightning lit up the screen as the in-game environment started to experience heavy rain. Though it made some of the road difficult to see, I was confident enough to continue without sustaining damage.
As I turned on to a long stretch of highway, I then noticed a concerning lack of cars on either side of lanes. Its as if I was the only vehicle on the road. Just then, the game's music dropped out while the sounds kept running. I thought this was very odd, but the combination of the dark rain and lack of music made for a nice, yet somewhat unsettling, atmosphere, even if I was driving fast. I was almost at the repair shop when I saw flashing red and blue lights coming towards me. Thinking a cop was in pursuit of someone, I veered right so as to get out of its way. To my suprise, it realigned itself and was once again on a dead path towards me. I tried to get out of the path again, but the oncoming cop found its way back in front of me.
As the cop finally closed in on me, I heard screeching tires from outside my window. As I turned towards the window, my room was filled with red and blue light, as I saw the headights of out of control police car.
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Neon Seinfeld Evangelion

"It's an angel!"
"An angel?"
"An angel, Jerry!"
"Well what's the pattern? Is it blue?"
"Ohhh it's blue alright! You think I'd say it was an angel if it wasn't blue?"
"Okay, calm down, George. What number are we on now?"
"What number?"
"Of the angel. What's the number?"
"12. We're getting up there, Jerry. Double digits!"
"Double digits?"
"Double, Jerry! There's two of 'em!" One," *gestures* "Two!!"
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Neon and george lopez power hour

So the fairy oddparents ended with the nickelodeon laughting thing and then nick at nite sign on and a new episode of geroge lopez came i tought the show ended in 2007 whatever so the episode starts with neon the fat lover who kisses her own belly meeting george lopez to go on failure adventures driving lightning mcqueen so they can beat up a blue kirby ripoff and get a travis scott burger and george beats up a cat with a burger suit and called her a furry and ate her and a yellow talking dog said im better then johnny tests dog and the same whipcrack sound from the blues clues lost episode played and then noah from spongebob eats the dogs ears and then a teal fox blue skidoo the window and then she said she loves anime and krazy kat from cory in the house drinking her by putting cupheads own head and pour it with vomit and a goat said frylock is awful he ripped off me and then the characters from frylocks show ate the goat that looks like goat the sandy cheeks ripoff from pig goat banana cricket and a bunny said creepypastas are cringe and then sunky ate her so friday night farding music was playing in the background and then the split screen credits roll and i hate the episode so much that i went to bed
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Nerd Emoji Response Copypasta

"🤓"? No, actually, that is not me. I am not an emojinor do I resemble oneI am a human. Also, who are you to tell me what I look like when, in fact, you have never seen me nor likely never will? All that aside, it is clear that you are trying to insult me by calling me a "nerd" (as depicted by the emoji you have sent) I rather take your "insult" as a compliment, as calling me a "nerd", a word often used to mock smarter individuals, implies that I am more intelligent and have a larger vocabulary than you. Next time you disagree, I recommend you try to come up with an actual argument, or at least prepare yourself one for when necessary. Additionally, before you proceed with sending me a clown emoji (admitting defeat), just understand that you would be further praising me, as a clown is someone who is entertaining and usually considered humorous by the spectators. Furthermore, you would also be implying that I am funny and have a job, which, judging by; your lack of proper arguments, your usage for childish and overused internet humor, the amount of spare time you have to brainwash yourself 12 hours per day with social media culture; you are neither intelligent, comedic, or employed. Enjoy watching yourself to continue on through life as such, as I believe with full confidence that you lack the decency to better your ruined self for the real world. Carry on and have a pleasant day.
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Nesquik commercial that came on after the Pringles commercial that came on at 3 in the morning that came on at 3 in the morning

There's something going on with television nowadays, is what I think's happening. Right after that scary Pringles commercial came on, THE VERY SECOND I SAW IT END, I heard more creepy synth start up again, and another commercial started and this time it started out blurry and weird as I saw what appeared to be... no... the Nesquik Bunny?!
Except something was VERY, VERY wrong with his face. First of all, it looked like someone ground his face up and drew on it with pencil. I was still shaken from the Pringles commercial, and then when the nightmare-inducing face of the cartoon oryctolagus cuniculus started talking, I froze again, feeling like it was talking to ME directly.
"I'm the Nesquik rabbit..." it started in a creepy, high pitched voice that didn't sound right.
"I'm the chocolate milk bunny."
"I give chocolate milk to the kids..." 
As he said that line, his face became even more distorted and scary looking. Bricks were legitimately coming out of my ass. He kept going, too, getting worse and worse looking.
"I deliver the goods!", "I deliver the goods!" "I deliver the goods...."
It echoed over and over again until it faded out, and then I saw a black screen with a low buzzing sound for about 20 minutes on that channel. With my pants ruined by now, I got myself up into a standing position and waddled to the TV, hearing his voice still in my head...
"I deliver the goods... I deliver the goods... I deliver the goods"...
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Netaparanormtakarm

Could there possibly be a different world?
Once, there was a kid named Andy. He had a black hoodie with sweatpants and blue sneakers. He was 7 years old.
One day, Andy started having a strange expression on his face for about a few days, or should I say months.
When he went in school one day, his teacher put a piece of paper on his desk. "Draw a picture of the Earth! You need to catch up on geography!" she said.
Andy drew a picture, as you can see to the right, and when the teacher saw it she passed out right in the middle of the class.
If you look very closely and turn your head to the right, look all the way to the right side, you might see that there is a mysterious face on the "Different planet". Is Andy trying to tell us something? What is this planet?
On the back side of the picture it said,"Netaparanormtakarm." I don't understand. I don't understand what this new planet called 'Netaparanormtakarm' is.
Well, my opinion is that the word 'Netaparanormatakarm' is supposed to be split apart: Neta, Paranorm, taka, rm. Paranorm, well that obviously means paranormal. And I think taka means taken. I don't want to know.
Is Andy trying to tell us something? He was definitely trying to tell something to his teacher, and, maybe to a lesser extent: us.
The very second Andy handed the picture to his teacher was the very minute Neil Armstrong landed on that very moon. But, on the corner of his eye, he looked very closely.
He squinted closely. He saw a black orb soaring across the sky.
"Umm, I think we have ourselves a little situation here."
Neil Armstrong wasn't the first one to land on the moon. Aliens were. But who were these aliens? I know who they were. And I'll tell you. Aliens, are, you.
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Netfilx and Chill

Netflix and chill may sound like Netflix and cuddle but it is not. The term Netflix and chill is a casual yet subtle term for suggesting to another that you will be partaking in behaviour that resembles sexual activity. If you were to watch Netflix and cuddle that isn't Netflix and chill that's just chilling and watching Netflix, a completely different concept. Now the use of the term Netflix in Netflix and chill suggests that the Netflix is used as a tool to make the fornication less awkward, the Netflix assists the man in making a move for the women. The use of the word Netflix also shows that this is a more recent term used by the younger generation. It is key overall that Netflix and chill is sex, whether that be doggy style and breaking bad or cowgirl and cobra Kai. It is also key to mention again that the Netflix is nothing more than a distraction to lighten the atmosphere, it is also a fallback for when the man has nutted in her and has finished the deed.
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Nethercraft

About two years ago I found this game, Minecraft.
Minecraft is one of my favorite games, I play it all the time and I found it by watching a YouTube video of someone playing classic mode.
One day on my way back from school I met my friend who I hadn't seen in ages while he was shopping since his school ends earlier than mine. I was talking to him for a bit about old memories and then I asked him if he had heard about a game called Minecraft. He had, of course, and told me about the Halloween update. Afterwards I went home and updated Minecraft to play the new update but it just said "MEM OVERLOAD, PLEASE CONTACT *jumbled characters* MOJANG GROUP" whenever I tried to run it. I deleted the .minecraft folder in the %appdata% folder and reloaded it and it worked fine, but it deleted my worlds and I had to create a new one. I started it up to find myself in the Nether. This was odd because you never spawn in the Nether but I just disregarded it and went exploring, not realising that it was in fact impossible to spawn in the nether. I couldn't find a portal back home so I killed myself and respawned back in the nether but in a different place altogether. I created a new world and I spawned regularly except whenever I went near my spawn point I could hear portal sounds. No matter where I looked there was no portal anywhere. I went into my .minecraft folder to look for the world file but it wasn't there. It was only visible and accessible through the game, meaning I couldn't share it with my friend or anyone else.
Since then every one of my worlds up until the Beta update had portal sounds near spawn but when I gave the world file to my friend he couldn't hear them. I realised it was my minecraft client. when the first Beta update came the same message, "MEM OVERLOAD, PLEASE CONTACT *jumbled characters* MOJANG GROUP" appeared, except the jumbled characters where no longer jumbled. they said NETHER in slightly italic letters. Next what appeared on the screen was quite scary. it said /..V./missingmessage044065//n./ in orange text against a blue background. I wrote it down and clicked the screen and the text faded away until all there was was blue. The screen flashed for about 6 seconds and made a high pitch static noise with the faint sound of a minecraft door opening and a voice saying something along the lines of "CARD" and "THIRTEEN OASIS". The game started without showing the Mojang symbol and it never happened again.
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Never Again

My name is Jared. My username is my full name. And dear god...never again will I play that game.
Unreal World. My favorite game. Until last month. I was playing it, it's additive gameplay and bad graphics, it was awsome. i turned it on, my laptop screen flickered alittle.
"Odd." I said outloud. I loaded my best charater, Jussa of seal tribe. A fisherman hermit. I would hunt for pelts, and I got my daily food and livihood, mostly from fishing and foraging.
I planned a trip to the Driik, A land of traders. So, I went from my little home, high up north, and well, I ran into the Njerpez, Hostile warriors, with huge skill and weapons like battleswords, and warhammers. The camp was all dead. Every last one. Even the chief, in full iron armour and able to kill anything in one hit. I didn't need to go to the Driik, becuase everything I needed was there, full iron armor, almost every weapon, and lots of trapping and hunting supplies. 
Now it gets Fucked up. 
I wandered around and found somthing odd. Tracks I have never seen. It was lots of VERY little black dots. I went and clicked ALT-L, and tried to idenitfy them.
SLENERMAN IS COMING. it said on the screens. Then my Charater got a Fatal wound. On game over sceen, it said
"The remains of your eartly body remian, as your spirit goex to the other world, the place where the dead live...SLENDERMAN GOT YOU."
I quit the game right there. I Heard Foot steps, I looked behind me, and I saw...Lots of VERY little black dots on the ground.
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