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Ovid Schofield

is a player for the Ohio Worms, and has been with the team since Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Schofield joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.
During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, Schofield fell to the Ohio Worms.
==Fan Works==
===Art===
File:Ovid Helping Winnie.png|thumb|Ovid Schofield helping Winnie Hess up out of the Ohio corn, upon her Fall to the Worms
File:Ovid with Dudley Mueller.jpg|thumb|Ovid Schofield socializing with former Worm Dudley Mueller.
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Category:Former Shadows Players
Ovid Schofield/IF-3.18

Ovid Schofield (ram/rams/ramself) is an excavator who plays for the Ohio Worms.
Ovid doesn’t remember much of life before Blaseball. It was a simple existence. Ovid was built in Cleveland county, northern England, but when the county was abolished in 1996, everyone thought it only sensible that Ovid be shipped to the other Cleveland.
Across many years in Ohio, Ovid would spend each day happily digging near the giant hole, taking weekends off. Ram would get excited by the big cheers coming from the hole. When the crowd would shout “Two Scoops!” Ovid would dig a few quick scoops and celebrate like they were cheering for Ovid, ramself. Ovid enjoyed the simple pleasures of excavation, like returning a worm back where it came from, or making a mound of dirt slightly higher.
Then something changed. A signal travelled through the earth and into the giant expanding hole in the sky. Suddenly, Ovid felt something new. A drive to be more, to do more. So Ovid looked more closely around the area ram had been digging. There was more here than ram’d ever imagined! A whole blaseball stadium, a Cottage, dozens of people moving around that ram had never noticed before. Even someone shaped like ice cream!
Ovid longed to reach out about a potential shared love for scooping, but everything faded in and out until… Pop! Ovid was unceremoniously burped out the gigantic hole.
Ovid smoothly transitioned into sentience, making fast friends with the other Worms. Sometimes Ovid doesn’t immediately know how to cheer up a new friend, but ram has such a positive personality that it rarely matters. Something about Ovid’s new sentience spurs ram on to be a happy and loving teammate, even if that’s not what the team needs in the moment.
At one point, a NASWA engineer indicated that Ovid was malfunctioning, and was intended merely to be a tool for building [redacted] at the Wormhole. But upon realizing Ovid’s sentience, the engineer apologized profusely, and asked for an autograph: “I know how these things work, they’re all gonna be cheering your name in a few weeks.” Now that… that, Ovid would like to hear!
Under the influence of Drive, Ovid becomes extremely intense in pursuit of Blaseball excellence, remaining positive even in dire circumstances. In these instances, Ovid’s positivity can be grating to teammates, especially the realists on the team. In Blacklight, on the other hand, Ovid shrinks down into a golden sheep. While many other players become intense, excited, or party-focused while in Blacklight, Ovid just wants to be petted.
Owen Picklestein

Owen Picklestein is a player in the Shadows for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the Flowers since .
==Official League Records==
Picklestein joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Boston Flowers with .
During the , Picklestein received the Friend of Crows modification due to the passing of the decree.
During the , Picklestein's pitching and defense were boosted as a result of the blessings.
On , Day 103, Picklestein was attacked by Consumers.
During the , Picklestein retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Castillo Turner as a result of the Flowers' will, resulting in a combined stat increase.
During the , Picklestein rejoined the Flowers' lineup via the Flowers' will.
On , Day 1, Picklestein retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Zeboriah Wilson at the Boston Garden via the Ratified .
==History==
Picklestein appears to be made entirely of bioluminescent, dill scented oil. The cracking of Picklestein's bones (most often initiated by the strong and loving hugs of Picklestein 's teammates) causes Picklestein's skin to glow most brightly, a glow which is maintained through Picklestein's pregame ritual of Wim Hof.
Fans who have met Picklestein report a faint taste of martini olives, accompanied by a vague high pitched hum, both of which linger for several minutes post encounter. Picklestein has politely requested that fans do not touch Picklestein's bare skin, unless they are willing to put up with dill-scented oil getting in their clothes.
It is rumoured that Picklestein is in a budding polyamorous relationship with Baltimore Crabs player Pedro Davids, as they have been found making eyes at each other across the field on many an occasion.
Picklestein is the fraternal twin of Yellowstone Magic player Sutton Picklestein. When asked about their relationship, Picklestein shrugs and says "Family is family, you know? I've got to focus on my pitching average while I still can." Picklestein refused to elaborate further.
==Fan Works==
File:OwenPicklestein BF.jpg|by 
File:OwenPicklestein.png|by 
Category:Original Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Category:Original Players
Oxen Seo

is a lineup player for the Hawai‘i Fridays, and has been with the team since Season 1.
==Official League Records==
Seo joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hawai‘i Fridays in Season 1
==Background==
Oxen Seo is a cowboy cow boy. There’s much debate about his identity amongst the baseball community; many posit that his classification is more minotaur, while others argue he’s a dinosaur, while still some say he’s actually a robot cow. However, no matter one’s position, everyone can agree: he’s very cute.
Category:Players
Category:Hawai'i Fridays
Oxford Paws

The Oxford Paws are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Mild Low Division of the Mild League. They joined the league on Day 3 of as an incineration replacement for the Kansas City Breath Mints. They are the only team to be created as an incineration replacement in the modern era.
== Roster ==
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Category:Teams
Category:Internet League Blaseball
Category:Mild League teams
Category:Mild Low teams
Paco Junebug

was a player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from the Endseason until Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Junebug joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers as the Moist Talkers' Underbracket Playoff Birth.
During the , Junebug Evolved to as a result of the blessing.
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Playoff Births
Category:Players With Base 1
Paisley McGhee

was a player in the shadows for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 1.
==Official League Records==
McGhee was first seen as a player in the Shadows for the Tokyo Lift after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 1.
On Gamma 1, Season 1, Day 85, McGhee joined the lineup for the Lift via Night, replacing Skylar Dogbone. McGhee experienced a combined stats increase of .
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, McGhee’s batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles amplification, resulting in a batting stat increase.
On Gamma 1, Season 2, Day 113, McGhee entered the shadows for the Lift via Night and was replaced by Brynn Bellflower. Upon entering the shadows, McGhee experienced a combined stats increase of .
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Tokyo Lift Short Circuits Players
Pandemonium Artists

The Pandemonium Artists are a blaseball team that participated in the inaugural Coffee Cup between and .
==Roster==
==Official League Records==
The Pandemonium Artists were one of four teams in the Coffee Cup that did not consist of existing ILB players. In the first round, they were defeated by FWXBC in a 3-1 series, and were eliminated from the Coffee Cup.
Following the Coffee Cup, the Artists did not see active play again. The players of the team became for the remainder of Beta Blaseball. The Artists did not migrate to post-Beta Blaseball, meaning the team is now defunct.
==Background==
The Pandemonium Artists is a collective of creative freelancers based in the city of Pandemonium. They play blaseball between art gigs in whatever space is close to their current community job large enough to facilitate play.
The Artists often collaborate as muralists, taking on challenging and gigantic art jobs all over Pandemonium and beyond - and take advantage of the doors this opens to play in some of the cities most exclusive spaces amongst themselves. With a team of over 30 artists, they regularly shift and rotate positions and give everyone a chance to play.
==Internet League Contenders==
While working on a Tigerbeams mural in Hellmouth, Utah, the Artists took a break to play ball on an actual regulation field. During the 5th inning changeover, the stands began to fill in preparation for the Coffee Cup announcement and several Internet League Blaseball players, team captains, and notable figures in the community made their way onto the field along with the 14 Artists players planning to take the outfield and bases.
When asked why they were on the field, Friend Void stated simply: “To play Blaseball!”, not realizing he was speaking with Parker MacMillan IIII. 
Being new to the job, MacMillan took Void at his word and announced the Artists among the teams of the Coffee Cup.
==Staff==
===Captains===
*PomPom Pomodoro, pitching captain
*Friend Void, hitting captain
===Additional Personnel===
*Bing Flatters, mascot
==Stadium==
The Artists don't have a formal stadium, but bring a set of bases with them on jobs. With each game, the first artist at bat is expected to name the days "stadium" by tagging over the many names drawn on the home plate. As of now, it reads: "Stadium_V5_final_FINAL.psd "
Category:Teams
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Pandemonium Artists
Pandemonium Artists/IF-42.74

=== Origins ===
You know the phrase "I'll sleep when I'm dead"?
That's the Pandemonium Artists, every last one. Now here they are in the underworld, and they still can't rest. Their spirits are driven by a need to continue creating. They constantly take on new works and commissions, fueled by coffee and a drive to spite anyone who says they can't do it. 
This drive has allowed them to rise above the other spirits of Pandemonium and find something like life, but only as long as they keep creating. Every bat, ball, locker room, and dugout the artists enter is covered in a thick layer of graffiti to confirm they are still kicking.
Pandemonium Artists/IF-42.741

=== Origins ===
All over Pandemonium, taggers and graffiti artists throw up amazing works of art. The city is a colorful landscape of hand-styles and murals, crisscrossing and painting over every surface. Some swear that art has taken on a life of its own. In the case of the Pandemonium Artists, it has. 
32 distinct characters (although some dispute the number) have been seen painted all over the city and almost always grouped along the same walls and alleys. What makes these unique though, is several witnesses claiming the Art steps off the wall and comes to life - and if approached, won't stop talking about blaseball.
Some assume they must all be created by a single artist/necromancer who is bringing the graffiti to life, but the Artists have been seen in such a wide variety of mediums and styles, that seems impossible. So far, no on has claimed ownership of any of the living art either.
Banksy was unavailable for comment.
Pangolin Ruiz

is a lineup player for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Ruiz has previously played for the Boston Flowers.
==Official League Records==
Ruiz joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Mexico City Wild Wings as the Wild Wings' Playoff Birth.
On , Day 90, The Garden stole Ruiz from the Wild Wings and gave them to the Boston Flowers.
On , Day 9, Ruiz joined the Flowers' rotation in exchange for Chambers Kennedy due to Night. On Day 19, Ruiz retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Cory Twelve at Boston Garden via the .
During the October 28, 2022 Fall Ball, Ruiz fell to the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
During the Season 1 elections, Ruiz's batting increased as a result of the NEW Batting Boost blessing.
==History==
===Appearance===
Pangolin Ruiz is a Hispanic person who can frequently be seen in their heavy suit of armour forged in the appearance of their namesake - the Pangolin.
When Ruiz is unable to wear their armour, they instead don scale mail armour with scales matching the scales of a pangolin in shape and appearance.
===Career===
In addition to their career as a Blaseball player, Ruiz is also a trained Knight and Lawyer.
==Fan Works==
File:Pangolin by Mortie.png|Pangolin Ruiz by @Mortimer_Mekhane
Category:Playoff Births
Category:Former Shadows Players
Parabolakeet

The Parabolakeet is a creature that lives in The Core.
==Appearance==
The Parabolakeet has bright feathers on its wings and underbelly, but rather drab black feathers elsewhere on its body. The bright feathers can be almost any color, but common hues include red, blue, and green.
==Behavior==
The Parabolakeet are much like their relatives in the up, the parakeets. They eat primarily seeds but are also known to snack on spare variables to change their shape and size. You may notice them hiding around the top edges or centers of rooms. They tend to fly in a U shape, swooping down to steal your exponents before retreating high into the corner of a room out of reach. It is said that you will only encounter the same parabolakeet twice in your life, so cherish your meetings with one.
Category:Core Mechanics 
Category:Core 
Category:Core Bestiary
Parasite

Parasite is a Modification that allows pitchers to drain stars from players when striking them out in Blooddrain weather. 
==Effect==
Parasite is a modification that triggers a minor attribute drain when a pitcher strikes out a batter in Blooddrain. Unlike standard blooddrain events, this attribute change targets of of the batter's attributes rather than a star category, and gives those points to the pitcher. For example; rather than the batter losing some of their batting stars, they lose some of their Moxie, and that is given to the pitcher. 
Parasite blooddrains drain between 0.1 and 0.2 of an attribute, which is often not noticeable enough to change a players star rating.
==History==
Parasite was first seen in the as a result of the Alternate will, where players who were alternated returned with the permanent Parasite modifier. 
The following players gained the modification this way:
*Baldwin Breadwinner
*Elwin McGhee
*Yong Wright
Parasite was also seen on items throughout the Expansion Era through either Glitter weather, Prize Matches, the Community Chest opening, or items from the Gift Shop. 
The first activation of Parasite was from Tiana Takahashi of the Philly Pies, who gained the modification from their Parasitic Jersey.
==See Also==
*List of players with the Parasite modification
*List of Item drops with the Parasite modification
*Siphon (modification)
Category:Player Modifications
Category:Item Modifications
Parasite/Item Events

This is a list of all Items that have dropped bearing the Parasite Modification element.
Item name 	Receiving player 	Date 	Source
Parasitic Jersey 	Tiana Takahashi 	, Day 49 	Glitter
Parasitic Ring 	Igneus Delacruz 	, Day 82 	Glitter
Parasitic Cap 	Sandford Garner 	, Day 19 	Glitter
Parasitic Ring of Intelligence 	Paula Mason 	, Day 94 	Community Chest
Parasitic Gravity Jersey 	Christian Combs 	, Day 25 	Community Chest
Parasitic Hearty Shoes 	Kennedy Loser 	, Day 25 	Community Chest
Parasitic Shoes 	Scratch Deleuze 	, Day 95 	Community Chest
Parasitic Leg Bat 	Stevenson Heat 	, Day 13 	Prize Match
Parasitic Jersey 	Comfort Septemberish	, Day 23 	Community Chest
Parasitic Skate Jersey 	Beasley Day 	, Day 73 	Community Chest
Parasitic Socks 	Augusto Reddick 	, Day 86 	Prize Match
Parasitic Bat of Blaserunning 	Foxy Pebble 	, Day 95 	Prize Match
Parasitic Hot Jersey 	Kurt Crueller 	, Day 4 	Community Chest
Parasitic Jersey 	Chorby Short 	, Day 12 	Prize Match
Parasitic Shoes 	Eizabeth Elliott 	, Day 48 	Prize Match
Parasitic Socks of the Feast 	Silvia Rugrat 	, Day 7 	Community Chest
Parasitic Socks 	Erin Jesaulenko 	, Day 7 	Community Chest
Parasitic Cap 	Blood Hamburger 	, Day 63 	Prize Match
Trader Parasitic Bat 	Una Manhattan 	 	Outsider Trading Blessing
Parasitic Skate Cap 	Foxy Pebble 	, Day 71 	Prize Match
Travelling Fireproof Parasitic Steel Chair	Felix Garbage 	Season 23 Latesiesta	Gift Shop, Steel Chair Drop
Parasitic Helmet 	Lancelot Kane 	, Day 3 	Community Chest
Park Rangers

The Park Rangers are the caretakers of the Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark) and staff of the Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark). Their duties as staff include tending to all the workings of the stadium and its home team, including concessions, ticketing, facilities, custodial, marketing and medical responsibilities. Often during games, it is common for the announcer to remind the audience: "Don't forget to thank the Park Rangers!"
Beyond their role as staff, little is known about their role in the park itself. Their mastery of the park's spatial and temporal anomalies and ability to traverse its terrain is said to be equal to or perhaps even greater than the players of the Yellowstone Magic. Some Park Rangers have been sighted battling a rogue herd of bison, while others have been seen performing some sort of ritual during a full moon. In both instances the Rangers fled the scene before more information could be ascertained.
The Rangers are not associated with the owner of the Yellowstone Magic, Park Service. Rather, it is said that they are all bound by a blood oath to the park itself until the end of known time. An investigation is ongoing as to whether some Park Rangers have infiltrated the ranks of the Yellowstone Magic.
Category:Entities
Category:Yellowstone Magic
Parker MacMillan III

Parker MacMillan III was the first Commissioner of Internet League Blaseball. Very little is known about MacMillan III, though a majority of their fans say that The Commissioner is doing a great job.
MacMillan III communicated exclusively through their Twitter account. In the bio, they previously claimed to be "intern-interim-commissioner Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III." Following the end of The Discipline Era and the appearance of the Boss, The Commissioner received a promotion to "Chief Executive Officer Prime Minister Parker MacMillan III" in line with the restructuring of Internet League Blaseball in .
During the New York Millennials v. Parker MacMillan III trial, MacMillan III was incinerated by Umpire Sunman in a tragic accident. MacMillan III was replaced in the role of Commissioner by Parker MacMillan IIII. 
== The Commissioner Is Doing A Great Job. ==
The Commissioner is doing a great job.
The Commissioner is DOING A GREAT JOB class entity, responsible for numerous cases of DOING A GREAT JOB. The Commissioner is thought to control various GREAT JOBS and IS DOING A GREAT JOB. If you spot the Commissioner, you should immediately TELL THEM THEY'RE DOING A GREAT JOB. They live in the state of DOING A GREAT JOB. Many of the ILB's players and staff think҉ they are DOI̸NG A GRȨĄT JOB. The Commiś̵̴s͘ì͘͝ơ̵ner is DO̵iǸG AGR͞E̡͢͡Á̵̢T̶͡͞ ̀͢͢j̷̴O҉̀̕B҉̛TH́E̶͝ c̸ơM̶͟͞MI͘͠S̛͏S̕͞iO͘N̴E͜͏R̕ ĮS͡ ̸D̛͢OĮ̶nG̴̸ ͘A̡ H͕̝̥̤̳̭̝̼͞Ę̵̺̪̩̟̠͈ ̮͚̤͈̼c̶̫̬̲̤̱̝̩̗o͙͇͓̣̺̺͖M̡͚̝̫͕̺̜̯͞͞ͅM̧̝̫̰͙̗I͏̢̘̹S̛̩̼S̡̩̟̙͉͉̩͚̘̕i̼̝̣̕͠O̧̯̻͚̝͜N҉͓̠̤̜̼͖E͏̗̗͟Ṛ̨͈̭̦͖̜̕ ̷̦͈͜Ì͖̼̪̲̣̗́S̴̯̲̯̱̭͖̣̳͠ ̼̰̜͇D̷̺̜̩̟̳͘Ọ̧̻̮̠̙̰̟̱̭͝Į͈͡ņ͉̺G͖̞̠̜̖͞
Category:Entities
Parker MacMillan IIII

was the second Commissioner of Internet League Blaseball and a lineup player for the Real Game Band. MacMillan IIII became The Commissioner after the death of Parker MacMillan III during the New York Millennials v. Parker MacMillan III trial.
== Official League Records ==
MacMillan IIII joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Real Game Band during the inaugural Coffee Cup. Macmillian IIII was percolated during Round 1, Game 5 of the Coffee Cup. MacMillan IIII was replaced as Commissioner by Parker MacMillan IIII.
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Category:Players
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Lineup Players
Category:Entities
Parker Meng/Parker Meng Prime

== The Two Parkers ==
"Parker Meng Prime" is the term used to refer to the woman who played with the San Francisco Lovers for the first four seasons of blaseball. At the end of season 4, she was swapped with her double in an alternate universe, the Tough Love Dimension. For more information on Tough Lover Parker - also called Alt Parker, Suave Parker, and Mirror Parker - see Parker Meng.
== Biography ==
Generally confident and an excellent all-around athlete, Parker's great weakness is that she has falls apart in conversation with women she considers cute and has no ability to flirt.
Parker was a last-minute addition to the original roster, joining at the behest of her best friend, Helga Moreno. Parker played blaseball in college and was a natural addition to the team but she only agreed to play so she could get closer to her crush, Helga Burton. At the end of season 3, Parker still hadn't confessed her feelings (although she had started dating several other members of the Lovers, including Kichiro Guerra and Knight Triumphant - mostly by accident).
During the extended Siesta prior to season 4, Parker shared her feelings with Helga Burton over social media, and the two started dating. Shortly after, she realized that Helgas Moreno and Burton were actually two people who share one body; although initially alarmed, she talked it out with Helga and they continued dating.
Parker Prime's fate is currently unknown, although Tough Lover Parker has stated she believes Parker Prime is being taken care of by the Tough Lovers and probably dating Helga. 
==Pitching==
Parker Prime's signature pitch, The Parker, is so-called because it "parks runners at home plate." It has been reportedhttps://twitter.com/LoversBlaseball/status/1292555022987939840 that the pitch can knock down walls, despite being clocked at an average of only 86 miles per hour. Phlysicists have not yet determined how that is possible.
Parker's pitching benefited from an attempt to get demonic help with her flirting problem. She attempted to make a deal with demons to become more suave, but due to a miscommunication the demon made her a better pitcher and improved the Lovers' overall performance instead.
==Charitable Work==
Parker is a transgender woman and works extensively with Bay Area schools and youth groups that serve transgender youth. She's also a highly visible advocate for trans inclusion in youth sports. She coaches one of the many LGBT+ youth teams based out of The PolyHedron, the Poly Youth Good Friends.