Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 22

In , the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 2nd in the Mild League, and 2nd in the ILB.
The Breath Mints were a powerhouse team in Season 22, notable for their impressive pitching staff in the 9.2 star pitcher Winnie Hess and the Underhanded pitcher Michelle Sportsman, who boasted regular season ERA’s of 1.65 and -0.35 respectively. Starting the season with only 6 batters, the Breath Mints augmented their small lineup after the Latesiesta with 3 strong replicas from the Gift Shop.
In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 2nd in the Overbracket Mild League, and won 4-2 versus the San Francisco Lovers in the Overbracket Division Series. They then won 3-0 versus the Baltimore Crabs in the Overbracket Championship Series. Making their first Internet Series appearance, the Breath Mints won 3-0 versus the Tokyo Lift, winning their first championship title.
In the , The Baltimore Crabs Equivalent Exchanged batter Jon Halifax for Breath Mints pitcher Michelle Sportsman. The Breath Mints then received 2 Wills in the Election, Equivalent Exhanging Michelle Sportman, now on the Crabs, for Seattle Garages pitcher Fairwood Patchwork, and Item Stealing Jon Halifax’s Hot Bat of Stamina for Marco Stink. The bat was then stolen again by Yellowstone Magic hitter Tiana Wheeler. The Breath Mints won 1 blessing in the Election, giving every member of their lineup the Reload modification. The Garages won the Gachapon blessing, stealing Fynn Doyle from the Breath Mints’ Shadows. The Ohio Worms won the Record Scratch blessing, giving Valentine Games III the Skipping modification, while the Hawai'i Fridays won the Subtractor Avoidance blessing, giving Leach Ingram the Subtractor modification.
==Roster==
The starting roster of Season 22.
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Rodriguez Internet
*Helga Washington
*Jode Preston
*Mooney Doctor II
*Marco Stink
*Leach Ingram	
*Michelle Sportsman
*Winnie Hess	Shadows	Shadows
*Atlas Guerra 👥
*Grey Alvarado 👥
*PolkaDot Zavala 👥
*Jordan Boone
*Justice Valenzuela
*Conrad Bates
*Adkins Swagger
*Hendricks Lenny
*Daniel Mendoza
*James Boy
*Wanda Fiasco
*Hops Chen
*Eizabeth Guerra 👥
*Fynn Doyle 👥
*Marquez Clark 👥
*Kina Larsen 👥
*Bright Zimmerman 👥
*Trinity Roche 👥
*Edith Patchwork
*Hierophantic Foible 👥
*Vinathan Kelp
*NaN 👥	
*Atlas Guerra 👥
*Grey Alvarado 👥
*PolkaDot Zavala 👥
*Jordan Boone
*Justice Valenzuela
*Conrad Bates
*Adkins Swagger
*Hendricks Lenny
*Daniel Mendoza
*James Boy
*Wanda Fiasco
*Hops Chen
*Eizabeth Guerra 👥
*Fynn Doyle 👥
*Marquez Clark 👥
*Kina Larsen 👥
*Bright Zimmerman 👥
*Trinity Roche 👥
*Edith Patchwork
*Hierophantic Foible 👥
*Vinathan Kelp
*NaN 👥	 	
==Season==
===Ballpark Renovations===
*Phantom Thieves' Guild - 2,586,626 Coins Spent
**The Breath Mints established a Thieves' Guild in The Meadow.
**The Meadow gained the Phantom Thieves' Guild modification.
***
*Anti Flood Pumps - 2,328,678 Coins Spent
**The Breath Mints installed Anti Flood Pumps in The Meadow.
**The Meadow gained the Anti Flood Pumps modification.
***
Note: Phantom Thieves' Guild was Ratified, causing it to be removed from all Ballparks and made into Non-Physical Law.
===Gifts===
*Breath Mints received 3 Gifts! - 13,349,989 coins contributed
**Top Contributors:
*** Mechanics - 41%
*** Truckers - 14%
*** Pies - 12%
**Aldon Cashmoney, Third Edition - Wishlist #1
***A Replica of Aldon Cashmoney is granted to the Breath Mints.
**** Aldon Cashmoney II, Lineup 
***Aldon Cashmoney II dusts off.
****
**Valentine Games, Cleanup Edition - Wishlist #2
***A Replica of Valentine Games is granted to the Breath Mints.
**** Valentine Games III, Lineup 
***Valentine Games III dusts off.
****
**Goodwin Morin, Leadoff Edition - Wishlist #3
***A Replica of Goodwin Morin is granted to the Breath Mints.
**** Goodwin Morin IV, Lineup 
***Goodwin Morin IV dusts off.
****
===Roster Changes===
The Breath Mints had a player sent elsewhere 6 times in Season 22:
*On Day 2, Mooney Doctor II was swept elsewhere, returning after 3 days on Day 5.
*On Day 40, Jode Preston was swept elsewhere, returning after 70 days on Day 110.
**They returned Scattered as J--- -r-s---.
*On Day 51, Leach Ingram was swept elsewhere, returning after 18 days on Day 69nice.
*On Day 60, Helga Washington was swept elsewhere, returning after 22 days on Day 82.
**They returned Scattered as Helg- W--h-ngton.
*On Day 73, Mooney Doctor II was swept elsewhere, returning after 19 days on Day 92.
**They returned Scattered as -ooney Doctor II.
*On Day 113, Leach Ingram was swept elsewhere, returning after 2 days on Day 115.
The Ratified Voicemail triggered 4 times during Season 22:
*On Day 4, Rodriguez Internet was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Bright Zimmerman.
*On Day 55, Bright Zimmerman was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Rodriguez Internet.
*On Day 56, Marco Stink was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Bright Zimmerman.
*On Day 57, Bright Zimmerman was voicemailed into the Shadows, and replaced by Marco Stink.
===Record Changes===
The Breath Mints gained 2 Wins due to Sun 2, and 7 Wins to Sun 30 in Season 22:
*On Day 1 versus the Core Mechanics due to Sun 30
*On Day 9 versus the San Francisco Lovers due to Sun 30
*On Day 15 versus the Philly Pies due to Sun 30
*On Day 16 versus the Baltimore Crabs due to Sun 30
*On Day 30 versus the Hawai'i Fridays due to Sun 30
*On Day 43 versus the Baltimore Crabs due to Sun 30
*On Day 62 versus the Seattle Garages due to Sun 2
*On Day 96 versus the New York Millennials due to Sun 2
*On Day 106 versus the San Francisco Lovers due to Sun 30
===Notable Games===
In Season 22, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
*On Day 15, Michelle Sportsman shows off Underhanded. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 106, the Breath Mints advance past the Overbracket Division Series for the first time ever. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 108, Michelle Sportsman “shuts out” the Baltimore Crabs, voicemailing in Jon Halifax. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 113, Winnie Hess pitches their third Perfect game, the first ever to take place during the Internet Series. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 114, Tokyo Lift pitcher Uncle Plasma XIV is faxed and replaced by Shelled pitcher Cudi Di Batterino, who continues to pitch for the remainder of the game. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 115, the Breath Mints win a Championship. Leach Ingram returns from Elsewhere and hits a solo homerun to win the game. (Watch here on Before)
==Election Outcomes==
===Wills===
* Equivalent Exchange
**The Crabs vote to swap Michelle Sportsman and Jon Halifax.
**The Breath Mints and Crabs made a trade.
***
***
**Equivalent Exchange - 22% of all Crabs Will VotesThis Filing - 11% of Crabs Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 2% chance of happening.
* Equivalent Exchange
**The Breath Mints vote to swap Fairwood Patchwork and Michelle Sportsman.
**The Garages and Crabs made a trade.
***
***
**Equivalent Exchange - 7% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 41% of Breath Mints Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 3% chance of happening.
*Item Steal
**The Breath Mints chose to take Hot Bat of Stamina and gave it to Marco Stink.
**Jon Halifax's Hot Bat of Stamina was taken by Marco Stink!
*** Hot Bat of Stamina
***Overall 11.9 + 1.0 -> 11.9 
**Marco Stink dropped Holey Necklace of the Famine.
*** Holey Necklace of the Famine
***Overall 17.8 - 0.3 -> 17.8 
**Marco Stink took Jon Halifax's Hot Bat of Stamina!
*** Hot Bat of Stamina
***Overall 17.8 -> 17.8 + 1.4 
**Item Steal - 19% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 94% of Breath Mints Item Steal VotesFinal Odds - 18% chance of happening.
*Item Steal
**The Magic chose to take Hot Bat of Stamina and gave it to Tiana Wheeler.
**Marco Stink's Hot Bat of Stamina was taken by Tiana Wheeler!
*** Hot Bat of Stamina
***Overall 17.8 + 1.4 -> 17.8 
**Tiana Wheeler dropped Chorby's Soul II.
*** Chorby's Soul II
***Overall 14.8 + 0.5 -> 14.8 
**Tiana Wheeler took Marco Stink's Hot Bat of Stamina!
*** Hot Bat of Stamina
***Overall 14.8 -> 14.8 + 0.9 
**Item Steal - 6% of all Magic Will VotesThis Filing - 70% of Magic Item Steal VotesFinal Odds - 4% chance of happening.
===Blessings===
* Autosave blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
**Goodwin Morin IV gained the permanent mod Reload.
***
**Rodriguez Internet gained the permanent mod Reload.
***
**Helg- Wash-ngton gained the permanent mod Reload.
***
**Aldon Cashmoney II gained the permanent mod Reload.
***
**Valentine Games III gained the permanent mod Reload.
***
**J-d- -r-s--- gained the permanent mod Reload.
***
**Mooney Doctor II gained the permanent mod Reload.
***
**Marco Stink gained the permanent mod Reload.
***
**Leach Ingram gained the permanent mod Reload.
***
**The Breath Mints had 4% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Garages with 11%8,881,078 votes were cast.
* Gachapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
**Fynn Doyle was recruited by the Garages.
*** Fynn Doyle, Shadows 
*** Fynn Doyle, Shadows 
**Fynn Doyle entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**The Garages had 4% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Tigers with 22%3,840,043 votes were cast.
* Record Scratch blessed the Ohio Worms.
**Valentine Games III gained the permanent mod Skipping.
***
**The Worms had 6% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 12%1,932,670 votes were cast.
* Subtractor Avoidance blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
**Leach Ingram gained the permanent mod Subtractor.
***
**The Fridays had 9% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 14%2,659,830 votes were cast.
===Post Election===
*Goodwin Morin IV faded away from the Breath Mints.
** Goodwin Morin IV
*Goodwin Morin IV faded to dust.
**
*Aldon Cashmoney II faded away from the Breath Mints.
** Aldon Cashmoney II
*Aldon Cashmoney II faded to dust.
**
*Valentine Games III faded away from the Breath Mints.
** Valentine Games III
*Valentine Games III faded to dust.
**
==Fan Works==
===Gallery=== 
File:Leachchair numbers.png|Leach Ingram in the Season 22 Internet Series Final Game by Numbersninja
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