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My mommy

My mommy is a person who lives with us. She feeds me yummy foods and tucks me in at night.
==Biograghy==
Mommy was creatd when Daddy needed someone to help raise me. He went out and said "There is a good mommy." Mommy then started to help Daddy with stuff. A couple of months later, Mommy gave me some goatmeal. It was yummey. My mommy tucked me in the next day and then she left home to become a phyciatrist. When she came back, she had some money to give to Daddy. She left home more often ater that because Daddy said that it was a good job. Lots of guys tell Daddy she does a good job. I'm glad mommy is so smart.
I was a littal sad but was stil happy each day when she camed back too give Daddy some more money. I asked Daddy why she had to leave so much and he said that he wanted a to save up for college. That bugs me because I'm the one who has to go to college, not Daddy.
==Features==
She can tuck me in when I'm sleepy, but she's never really home to do it. And, she makes me yummy goatmeal. I like goatmeal. She's the best.
This one time, she took me too space by making a rocket out of my tent. It waz fun. Mommy is really fun. She likes playing games, unlike other mommy's. This one time, she was playing World of Warcraft, and then she told me not to watch like a good mommy should tell her kids.
Also, Daddy says she is a robot does everything he tells her to. That's good cause he tells her to make goatmeal.
==Where Is She Now?==
Mommy lives at my house and sometimes her friends come over to have a playdate. She is steal a phyciatrist and still gives money to Daddy to help him go to collage. (Even thogh I'm the one who needs to go to college.)
Right now she's with someone Daddy called "a client". I don't know what that means but Daddy says he is some rich guy who's been having relationship troubles and that mommy is gonna help him. I hope she does a good job helping him.
Sometimes Daddy tapes the sessions and sell them to other people who want to be phyciatrists. They pay alot of money for the tapes because they are so informative, but Daddy won't let me watch them. I don't c why Daddy needs so much money for college. He has about six suitcases full of money and two more filled with sugar, but he doesn't let me eat any of it. Dat is OK cuz I like goatmeal more.
== This one time ==
This one time, one of Mommy's clients sayd that mommy had a great pussy. I asked what he wuz tall-king aboat and mommy told me he was talking about her cat. I dedn't know she had a cat; that's because mommy says Daddy is alergic to cats so she cun't bring it here. Cats are kool. Shi says she leaves it at her other hose, dough.
It's cool that mommy has to houses. I wish I could go to the other one but Daddy won't let me. Hes a good daddy.
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Category:Family
Category:Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it
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Category:Articles that look like they were written by children
Myers-Briggs/Users

==What Type Are You?==
Take the Myers-Briggs test and sign your name under the heading below which matches your result! If you sign with ~~~, your name will be placed without a timestamp.
Let me emphasize. TAKE THE MYERS-BRIGGS TEST! The descriptions on the headings below are severely anecdotal generalizations, and not absolute law. For example, you could be an INFJ type without being a doctor of evil. Only the test can determine your type. Oscar Wilde said so.
===INFP - The terrorists===
--The Rev. Sem. Jayrod Nail Your Theses MUN WH
--KatyJane 03:41, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
--Zowayix 12:16, 10 September 2007 (UTC)
--Kastor 06:55, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
===INFJ - The doctors of evil===
-- 13:35, 21 September 2006 (UTC)
--User:HaakonX (UTC)
BlackHarrier32 14:44, 11 September 2008 (UTC)
===INTP - The mad scientists===
*The Divine Fluffalizer
*User:Asenova
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===INTJ - The conspiracy theorists===
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* Raven_1959 | Complaints Desk | Site 10:48, 21 June 2006 (UTC)
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* 06:53, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
* KeineLust90 03:34, 23 July 2007 (UTC)
* ~PianoWizzy 14:19, December 13, 2011 (UTC) -- but we're serious. You're all going to die!
===ISFP - The MySpace users===
===ISFJ - The sobbing geeks===
===ISTP - The fountains of UnKnowledge===
===ISTJ - The cogs of the UnMachine===
===ENFP - The terrorists ...who shouldn't be using the Interweb===
*User:XSelo94
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===ENFJ - The doctors of evil ...who shouldn't be using the Interweb===
*DrStevesMagicDrink (I somehow successfully avoided being raped by cartoon bears.)
===ENTP - The mad scientists ...who shouldn't be using the Interweb===
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*Maegan?
* 03:13, July 4, 2010 (UTC)
===ENTJ - The conspiracy theorists ...who shouldn't be using the Interweb===
===ESFP - The people who scribble on bits of paper===
===ESFJ - The sobbing geeks ...who shouldn't be using the Interweb===
===ESTP - The fountains of knowledge ...who shouldn't be using the Interweb===
===ESTJ - The cogs of the UnMachine ...who shouldn't be using the Interweb===
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Mysterons

Have you ever noticed things doing things that by the laws of physics shouldn't be doing those things? Flying plates, liquid that flows in reverse, etc.
Well, this is the result of Mysterons.
==Origins==
Mysterons are a splinter group of elementary particles that will disobey physics whenever they can, unless it suits them. An abstract real-world example would be Mexican Wrestlers, who are in fact made entirely of Mysterons. No matter what they eat.
Mysterons are essentially rebels without causes, and have an abject fear and loathing of law in general. This stems from their initial refusal to follow various physical energy laws when they were rudely disturbed by a Michael "The Buzz" Faraday from a particularly restful Brownian motion thing they had going. Over the years they restructured as a terrorist organisation reported to propagate an assortment of mayhem, most reputably having meshed the boundaries between a neighbouring universe to peek into their shower rooms. Popular belief has it that the current configuration of the stars are in fact remnants of a rather stiff letter we received from said universe shortly thereafter.
==Mysterons Within Society==
Being elementary, Mysterons have little social structure, so they disobey the most well known and abided by laws. Those of physics. They have no reason for breaking the law in such a form, other than possible psychological issues relating to their parents and their bed-times.
Mysterons can go incognito amongst other particles, and as such anything could be controlled by a Mysteron. This includes apples.
Gwenno Dalton, 39, explains her encounter with a rebellious Mysteron:
"I was out back putting the washing on the line when I noticed the first odd thing. The day before it was 1987, and that day it was 1986! I noticed this because of the way the nettles moved. 1986 was a very good year for nettles." she added,
"I knew for certain things weren't right when the clothes line snapped but fell upwards instead. I tried to hold onto the line, but it was falling too quickly, and I would've been carried away into the sky. My clothes were lost forever, but like good clothes they still obeyed gravity.
"I hurried inside, afraid that the Mysterons would call out rude words. But they did much worse than that..." she struggled as she started to cry, "It was horrible! I grabbed the doorhandle, or at least, tried to. It was entirely frictionless. There was no way I could possibly touch it. The door slid off its hinges and travelled rather unhindered down the hall. I was furious and ready to cry at the same time.
"I hid in my shoe cupboard, but the cupboard was now at least 50 times as large as it was on the outside! I ran out of the cupboard and wailed as my shoes turned inside out. After literally forever, they left and went to pester someone else. But not before graffitying my front door with pictures of penises doing ungodly things."
Category:Physics
Mystery

A mystery is some sort of puzzle where people run around aimlessly looking for "clues" and guess "whodunit". Common types of mysteries are when people try to figure out who the murderer of a wealthy politician is, who raped some chick, or who stole the diamonds from the local museum. The people who go around solving mysteries are extremely weird, but are usually well paid.
==Sherlock Holmes==
Sherlock Holmes was a 17th-century detective who spent his days (and up to $3.50) trying to solve mysteries. His most famous case was when he discovered that "Jack the Ripper" was the Pope. His arch nemesis, Moriarty, would commit a different crime every week until his capture in 1667 for child molestation. Sherlock Holmes may or may not have had a homosexual relationship with his assistant, Dr. Phil; however their friendship did not last as Sherlock was tired of hearing "you need to get a job".
==Clue==
The most famous mystery ever was the murder of Mr. Boddy, a wealthy politician who was supposed to run for president against JFK in 1964. The case came down to six suspects, Colonel Mustard, Professor Plump, Miss Scarlett, Mrs. Pea (nee Cock), Ms. White, and Mr. Green. In the end, it was discovered to be a massive government conspiracy as Lee Harvey Oswald was determined to be the killer. In 1999, the case was spoofed in the movie "Clue" where the killer turned out to be Mr. Boddy's butler, Tim Curry.
==Scooby Doo==
Scooby Doo was an evil retarded dog that commanded four teenagers to solve mysteries for him. These four teenagers included a gay guy with a neckerchef, a stoner, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and some nerdy girl. They drive around in an orgy van to different places where they solve local mysteries that always end with their unmasking the culprit and getting him arrested. In 1998, Scooby Doo and all four kids were murdered by pirate-ghosts. The nu-metal band Korn repo'd the van.→
==Superman==
Because Superman works for a newspaper (the Daily Bugle), much like Spider-Man he is forced to solve mysteries for people. An animated series was created in 1997 to document the most famous of Superman's mysteries. The show was cancelled after a controversial incident in 1998 when Superman got pissed off and murdered all the suspects for a crime when only one had done it. Superman got demoted to Lois Lane's secretary after this.
==Got milk?==
The Mystery of the Missing milk dominated newspaper headlines and became one of the greatest conspiracy theories of 1995. It remains unsolved with literally tens of police officers working the case daily.
==Unsolved?==
A television show premiered in 1991, hosted by the entire cast of NYPD Blue, in which "guess hosts" would criticise police for their incompetence and point out mistakes they had made during famous cases. The two-hour special in 1993 about O.J. Simpson won three Emmys.
==Fargo==
Rumors point to its sinking to the center of the Earth, but it actually ran off with India to Bangledesh in Durka-Durakastan, where ... wait for it ... THE BUTLER DID IT.
==See also==
*Suspicious
Category:Hitherto-undiscovered things
Category:UnMysteries
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Māori language

The Native Language of the Maori ow
Maori is the native language of New Zealand ow. But all the cousins say it mainly used up north where all the maori are. Not even ow.
==Learning how to communicate like a Maori==
Hello Sup bro, bao, bruh, bay, ow / Chur / Kia Ora Bro (pronounced "Fuck Yol")
Goodbye Laters ow / Chur / katch up / ka kite!/ Lataz bro!
How are you Howz fingz oi / Brah
I'm fine thanks Kei te gud ow / Choice
What are you doing? Ow bro watchu up 2?
Oh nothing interesting Having a feed
Do you find something interesting? Having a good jack, nohi?
Friend Cuz / Bro / Cuzzy / Brozz / Mumma
How expensive! Ow wot a ripoff! 
She/he is Chinese, japanese, korean, indian etc 
What a dirty house Faaaaaaa ur whare iz PAARRRUUU!!! 
Let's go shopping Dole money comes in today cuz! (dole - social welfare)
Go to the shop and buy some groceries Kidz jump nek door and get us sum puha (edible grass)
Get out of here? Not even ow
Tea/dinner time Fish and chips are here bro / Oh hook us up g / Cook me some eggs bitch
Who are they? Ow who dem fullaz?
Amazing! CHOICE!
Wow you look beautiful! Chur
I'd like to order now Cuz yoos do corter (quarter) scoops?
Where do you work? Ow how long u been on da benefit (welfare) foa bro?
In a high paying job in Auckland Freezing workz bro
Can I please have some help (generally in school) Oi gimmie ur answerz or I'll give you the bash!
Pardon? AYE?
We are going to go to the pools Gon go du sum bombz at da river
Are you listening? Faa u taringa turi (???)
Time to hit the showers Oi kids! Get ur paru asses in that bath NOW! (You have to be speaking to 3 or more children while saying this.)
I'm just going out I'm goin to da pub...I may be some time...
Who did this? Ow hu dun dis?
He did it/ She did it dat fulla did it bro
Correct Chur
Wrong not evin nig
I just went shopping for some clothes Bro 5 finga discount (stealing)At the coin save.
Can I borrow this? gis us a go ghee 
She looks Good Bro she's wet aye ow!Farrr shes mean!
Thats looks pretty cool That looks pretty mean/phat bro.
Can I have some food? WOMAN! COOK ME SOME EGGS!Get us some kai cunt
I keep my wife on a leash I give my wife da bash ow!
Im hungry Oi bro u gota dolla?
This is Private Property GET OFF MY FUCKIN LAND YOU HONKY.
I enjoy chicken from KFC kai for cuzzies! ow bro getta mean feed with auntie and the kids!
==Important Notes==
Maori also reserve the right to make up a name for any town which the White Men build. For example, whites built Dunedin, but Maori call it Otepoti. Choice az bro!!!!!!!!!!!
pt:Língua maori
Category:Māori
Category:New Zealand culture
Category:New Zealand society
N

This article is brought to you by the letter D.
N is the teenth number in the alphabet. He dislikes his job as number fourteen, and hopes to one day, move up the corporate ladder to number one, currently held by A.
==History of the form==
N was probably the least enthusiastic member of the Alphabet Corporation at its start. 
He didn't want to attend meetings, be a part of decisions, or even go to the annual picnic. He later stated that he was depressed because he was being confused with a sideways Z.
==Usage==
N serves as an symbol in virtually all languages that use the Latin alphabet. He is widely known as the coolest letter, and is the eighth richest letter in the Alphabet Corporation.
==Life==
N's (born ) life has been a constant struggle, from the point he was first written, to the present. He had been receiving constant death threats after writing his memoirs, The 'N' Word, and is currently seeking to change the title of his book.
His likeness has been used, without permission, in many words he does not approve of, such as 'nonconformist','nomad' and'nibble'. Many places have used him in their titles as well. From Newfoundland to Normandy, N has been used in a variety of places. N, however, finds that his usage in names has been the most offensive; Neil, Neville, Nigel, and Norbert just to name a few. 
N's agent said that "Nobody necessarily needed N's nod, nonetheless nothous noddypeaks nocent N's name, noting nesciencial nomancy."
==Ownage==
N currently is the owner of eight mansions located around the world, two personal jets, and a shitload of money. N is married to fellow Alphabet Corporation letter F. N and F had two children, n and f. Together, the N family live in their Malibu mansion. It has thirty bedrooms, twenty bathrooms, two kitchens, three olympic-sized swimming pool, a helipad, a boat port, a train station, a five-story garage, and a built-in themepark.
==Work==
As the fourteenth letter in the Alphabet Corporation, N has many duties. He has to fill out the language forms, be the Editor-in-Chief for the new Alphabet Corporation dictionary, and basic janitorial duties. He is in charge of hiring new employees, and is considered one of the fairest bosses around.
It is rumored that N, in his youth, also worked as a stunt performer for movies involving freerunning ninjas. However, he later stopped on account of gold addiction and fatal electric shocks from very octagonal robots.
==Now==
N is still at his job at the Alphabet Corporation, and is still doing his best to move up the corporate ladder. He has recently been listed as Forbes Magazine's eighth richest person.
==See also==
*Uews:Chia bas the 14th letter of the Eglish alphabet
zh:N（英文字母）
zh-hk:N
NFT

NFTs (short for Non-fungible tokens) are works of art. The artists charge you 256 US dollars. But why spend your money ? They're actually worth it. 
==How to buy NFTs==
*Step 1: Go to buynft.com
*Step 2: Click on one of the links below Latest Image Collections.
*Step 3: buy the image
*Step 4: "Congratulations, you just spent your money on this artwork. "
*Step 5: 
*Step 6: 
==Environmental benefits==
NFTs rely on cryptocurrencies, which add thousands of years on planet Earth. So go on buying these pieces of art.
Category:Monkeys
Category:Scams
Category:Cryptocurrency
NOFX

NOFX (pronounced "no-ef-ex") is an American punk rock band from Los Angeles, California (later "relocating" to San Francisco). The band was formed in 1983 by political adviser and self-prolaimed punk deity Fat Bitch and his ragtag gang of Anarchists. They are known for their refusal to go mainstream because making a lot of money isn't punk. They know for a fact that true punk rock is all about not selling out, and signing to a mainstream labelDespite the fact that all that a mainstream label means is that you'll be making a lot more money, and more freedom to write music. is selling out. Obviously.
== Early years ==
 
NOFX started out recording with Bad Religion and began openly mocking vegetarianism. Afterwords, Fat Bitch switched over to being a vegetarian and began openly mocking people who ate meat. *Cough *couch hypocrisy *cough *cough. Twenty albums later of the exact same bar chords on a guitar being played to nonsensical weasel screeches. When they weren't making any money, they were given the opportunity to sign into a mainstream label. Devastatingly high on cocaine at the time, they declined- and in retrospective, that really was dumb.
As other bands like Green Day and The Offspring were out making money and exploring the vast world of music, NOFX saw some fanbase as the fans of mainstream punk bands began to seek out other modern punk bands.
== Current ==
When deliberately making no money didn't work out so well, they began to take their music to the next step! Political whining!
They took to the Democratic Party in a quick game of eenie meenie minnie moe. After deciding that there ideals were that war isn't pretty, drugs must be good for you, and that Bush might have been a bad president they were off in their political career. Just like they always say- stoners make the best political advisers.
== Political Views ==
As of lately, NOFX has been in support of the Denial Party and against the other one that's basically the same, but just as stupid. On top of that, they believe that their views that constantly contradict each other will become recognized through the manipulation of today's youth.
They also get by by offending Christians. Which is actually a whole lot like making Helen Keller jokes. It's too easy. Way to go, NOFX. You've pissed people off that were already pretty pissed off in the first place. I bet you feel pretty good about yourself now.
== Discography ==
Album Cover	Date of Release 	Title 	Label
 	February 12, 1985	How Could We Be Any Worse? 	Cenotaph Records
 	July 23, 1993 	Melvin Goes "Arrrrrgh!" 	Cenotaph Records
 	August 31, 1998 	Serious 	Cenotaph Records
 	April 25, 2002 	NOFX/Pink BYOh Split Vol. III 	BYOh...
 	March 18, 2004 	Brand New Font 	Fat Moo Sick
 	December 28, 2006	It's the Best We've Ever Played Live, and No-one Came to See us	Fat Moo Sick
 	October 2, 2011 	Another Compilation for the Pile 	Fat Moo Sick
== Quotes ==
== Notes ==
== See also ==
* Establishment
* Nazis
* Punk Floyd
Category:American musical groups
Category:Jesus
Category:emo
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NWA

NWA or Nwa may stand for:
==Nwa==
*Neways, a small country in Northern Europe
==NWA==
===Groups or organizations===
* National Weather Association, meteorological society based in Raleigh, North Carolina
* Neighborhood watch association
* New Word Alive, a Christian conference held in Hafan Y Môr, Wales
===Music===
* N.W.A ("Niggaz Wit Attitudes"), a hip hop group from Compton, California
===Sports===
* National Wrestling Association, an offshoot of the National Boxing Association
===Other uses===
* Northwest Arkansas, a region of the U.S. state of Arkansas
* Northwest Africa, prefix used for meteorites found in Northwest Africa and lacking exact location data
NWOBHM

NWOBHM may stand for:
==Heavy metal==
*The New wave of British heavy metal - a heavy metal movement created by the fallout caused by Iron Maiden's first 2 albums;
*New world order by heavy metal - a legend created by the legendary NWOBHM band, Legend, about a black Sabbath in which it will be revealed that all the priests in the world are Judases;
*New way of being head motor - a Motörhead fan club;
*New wave of British hellish maniacs - a nickname for the band Venom created by Lemmy from Motörhead;
*New Wave of Benny Hill Music - Def Leppard's latest album.
==New wave==
*Nuevo wave ov BeHeMoth - a new wave band which consists ov Nergal and several additional Polish people.
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