"Five Craftmines"

I am a big fan of the Five Craftmines series, when the new game was set to be released I was stoked! When it finally released I walked to my nearest grocery store to pick up the game since they aren't sold online or in any old video game store. When I got to the store there was an old man standing at the entrance, he glanced at me he asked me if I wanted the new Five Craftmines game for free. I said sure and I followed him into the back of the building and he gave me the game, the new game was titled "Five Craftmines: The Great Sex Games" on the box, I knew that there was no entry in the series named that but I took it anyway since I assumed it was a glitch. When I got home I booted up the game and I immediately noticed something was off, the giant fire breathing dragon was supposed to be light green, not olive green! I was very confused by this but I kept playing anyway. I noticed the main character Skrukle Mitten was totally naked, I assumed it was just a glitch since this was a big problem in the Five Craftmines game series since the second game back in 2008. Skrunkle Mitten instead of a sword would just smack enemies with his cock and they would scream hyper realistically and would ooze hyper realistic cum instead of the hyper realistic blood the game series is famous for. My mom walked past me playing the game on the TV in the living room and she started to freak out about what I was playing and threatened to turn off the WIFI, I was scared that she would actually turn off the WIFI because if she did I wouldn't be able to fuel my furry porn addiction so I told her the white stuff was just glitched blood and Skrukel Mitten's sword just glitched and she was fine with me playing it after that. Than I finally got to the crafting part of the game, I cut down trees and made a small house for Skrunkle Mitten. Than was when the giant fire breathing dragon that was olive green showed up, it was crying eerily realistic cum from it's eyes and instead of breathing fire it threw up cum all over my small house and melted it. I heard Skrunkle Mitten scream and than he started to melt. I started to scream and threw my controller at the wall, I quickly plugged in another one, Skrunkle Mitten was now just a skeleton but was still alive somehow. For some reason he has penis bones and I wacked the dragon to death, the dragon blew up into pieces and cum splattered all over the place. The dragon was nothing but bones and cum all over. Skeleton Skrunkle Mitten was dancing when all of a sudden the door the the fifth and final level opened. Skrunkle Mitten was no longer a skeleton but was still naked. I was something off in the distance and it turned out that it was Benrey the orange dinosaur. Benrey was an old arch enemy of mine and seeing him back inside my game freaked me out. Benrey pulled out his cock, it was far bigger than Skrunkle Mitten's but Skrunkle Mitten and I were determined to beat him no matter what, I took control of Skrunle Mitten and stabbed Benrey with his large cock. Benrey was bleeding realistic cum from his stomach and screamed. DAMN YOU, I'LL FIND A WAY TO GET YOU SOME DAY!!! I was relived, I took the CD out of my console and smashed it. It instead of shattering like a normal CD it splattered into cum and made loud moaning noises. I then burned the CD and buried it outside in my back yard. But as it turns out Benrey survived and now haunts me as a ghost and mildly annoys my family now, like how I left my water on the kitchen counter but it reappeared on the living room table. I am starting to somehow dislike Benrey more and more and I'm starting to think about calling a priest or something to get rid of him.
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