Lawrence Fox

Lawrence Fox is a has-been actor. He used in the British Acting Schools and the Children's Performing Arts Academies, alongside Russell Brand, as an example of how not to fuck up your career and personal life. Lawrence is the black sheep of a famous English acting family. Lawrence likes to share platforms with Tommy Robinson and blame all of his own issuesWhy Laurence Fox lost libel case as judge rules racism claims weren't defamatory (inews.co.uk) on Immigrants, LGBTQ, Muslims and the dammed Woke Yoof. Lawrence likes to think he is a musician and a political activist– then again, we all have delusions.
==The Lawrence Fox Story set to song: A Bozo's Bohemian RhapsodyNo offence to Queen and the late great Freddie Mercury. You are !?@! ace! Inspiration is also Creationist Cat.==
Is this the real life? I like to live in a fantasy
that I am not a washed-up guy who
destroyed their career in a landslide.
I am just a poor boy from a prestigious acting family,
because I am very dumbLaurence Fox reveals he has Covid days after claiming he did not need to be vaccinated – LBC and very gross
a little jaded, a little slow,
any way the wind blows, sharing a platform with Tommy Robinson
is absolutely fine with me.Laurence Fox declares "this is our community" as he leads Tommy Robinson rally (msn.com)
Papa, just killed my career, put a gun to its head,Laurence Fox "can't get a mortgage" after racism allegations, court told – BBC Newspulled the trigger and now I have to do gigs with Right Said Fred.Laurence Fox and Right Said Fred pictured at LTN protest | Oxford Mail
Papa, life used to be such fun,
but now I have had the Equity card taken away.
Papa, I didn't mean to shit on the family name,
it's Meghan Markle,Laurence Fox dumped by mixed race girlfriend after Question Time row | Metro News the wokeLaurence Fox says being woke is "anti-British" | Evening Standard and the LGBTQWho is Laurence Fox? Commentator faces police probe for burning LGBTQ+ Pride flags | Evening Standard who are to blame.
Papa, if I don't return from the courthouse tomorrow.
Just carry on, carry on, I am not an A grade moron.Laurence Fox gets roasted on his own GB News show by disgruntled doctor | UK | News | Express.co.uk
Too Late, my time has come!
Constant legal battles send shivers down my spine,
But I gotta pretend its all fineLaurence Fox "used the N-word" to prove he is NOT a racist (thelondoneconomic.com),
to try to hide from the truth.Laurence Fox: How a TV journeyman from an acting dynasty became the hard right's resident contrarian | The Independent
The judge has reached verdict,
and called me a despicable pervert,
because I stuck my mobile to see up a woman's skirt.Laurence Fox facing police probe after sharing upskirt picture of presenter Narinder Kaur | The IndependentNarinder Kaur breaks silence on Laurence Fox upskirt photo and feels she's "being assaulted every day" – Mirror Online
Papa, I gotta spend time behind bars,
Treated badly because of my 'british values'.
Papa, where the wind blows 
Please go into the Local Poundship and send me ten packs of mars 
so I can trade them for cigars.
I don't want to cry, I just wish those drag artists hadn't been born at all.Meet Crystal: the drag artist who sued Laurence Fox and won | Dazed (dazeddigital.com)RuPaul's Drag Race star Crystal speaks out after Laurence Fox loses libel case | The Independent
I know a posh twat who got kicked out from Hallow,I was a bully: Racism row actor Laurence Fox admits picking on younger boys at £40,000 a year Harrow | Daily Mail Online
I know a post twat who conveniently got a position at RADA,
A equal society is very very frightening'Laurence Fox must apologise for bigoted 1917 views - 83,000 Sikhs died for Britain' - Mirror Online, 
indulge me in my insecurities pleaseLaurence Fox apologises to Sikhs for "clumsy" 1917 comments - BBC NewsLaurence Fox libel ruling caps off anti-woke crusade | The Herald (heraldscotland.com)! 
NO! NO! NO! NO!
I am just poor lad from a prestigious acting family
nobody understands me, 
spare me an England where we all live in harmony.
Ayoade, Ayoade, Oh Richard Ayoade,
Richard Ayoade, why do you not indulge me?A brief history of everything tragic Laurence Fox has ever done – Tom Haynes – MyLondon
Emilia, Emilia, Oh Emilia get me a guest appearance on Silent Witness
and I will forgive you for calling me witless.
Lewis was long ago but I am still culturally relevant y'know ?Laurence Fox apologises to Rebecca Front after sharing "private" messages on Twitter | The Independent
NO! NO! NO! No!He is a poor boy from an acclaimed acting family,
with a warehouse full of unsold album CDsVideo of Laurence Fox signing on Jeremy Vine show goes viral for being so bad | indy100 | indy100
spare him the truth, he is a bigot and a
fucking monstrosity.
I am very dumbLaurence Fox in furious row, after car with expired MOT collides with a bus (thelondoneconomic.com) and very slow, I demand to be on your TV show.
Equity and the Screen Actors Guild said
NO!!
Let Me go !
The unions said NO !
Please Me go!
the unions said NO!
We won''t let bigots on our show, on our show, on our show ! 
NO ! NO! NO!
Oh you think that I am a burnt-out mutant who is not fully alive,
just like the daleks that Billie used to fight!Billie Piper: Actress speaks out over dealing with comments by ex-husband Laurence Fox – BBC News
Oh baby, I am famous don't you know baby!
Let me go, baby
Please judge 
Please judge
I just need to get out of here,
and repeatedly be excused demeaning people who are queer.Olympics opening ceremony drag queen sues Laurence Fox for "evil" comments | Metro News
I just want to get out here.
nobody else really matters, anyone can see,
nobody else and their right to live in peace,
none of that really matters,
so please indulge me.Indulge me. ()
== LAWRENCE FOX GREATEST SHITS ==
* BILLIE JEAN (PIPER) "BILLIE JEAN, broke my heart, she said she heard nicer music come from a fart"
* OOPS I DID IT AGAIN. "OOPS I DID IT AGAIN, on another legal case, mummy and daddy will have to spend"
*WANNABE. (DUET with Tommy Robinson) "I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna really, really, really wanna another crowdfunder If you wanna be my follower, you gotta get with my dodgy friends (gotta get with my dodgy friends) Make it last forever, our grifting never ends"
* MY WAY. "Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew When I spouted more shit than I left in the bedsit porta-loo, I chuckled when watching that library burn, But through it all, when there was doubt and the police called me a posh lout, I faced it all And did it my way"
* GIRLS ON FILM. "GIRLS ON FILM illicit GIRLS ON FILM, there's too many immigrants, I like to take illicit photos GIRLS ON FILM".
* YMCA "Young man, put the woke in their place, Young man, its fine to riot and engage in race hate, I said young man, 2 tier policing has let us down, lets go to the local youth centre and burn it to the ground.. YMCA, lets burn down YMCA, Burn down YCMA, YCMA, its ok to be racist, light that molotov and do what you feel. YMCA, I said YMCA, burn down YCMA, Its the LGBTQ to blame, YMCA, YMCA lets burn down YMCA, act like that Austrian swine, YCMA, burn down the YMCA".
* THE BOYS ARE BACK INTO TOWN -an ode to Andrew Tate and his brother (featuring Nigel Farage). "Guess who just got back today? The toxic masculinity dimwitsAndrew Tate: Chats in 'War Room' suggest dozens of women groomed - BBC News the Romanian police had put awayAndrew Tate detained in Romania over rape and human trafficking case - BBC News Haven't changed, had much to say, Spreading bullshit is their wayUK riots: Andrew Tate claims it's 'dangerous to be white' and compares Palestinians to racist mobs | Middle East Eye But man, Andrew is still crazy, They were askin' if you were around How you was, if you give them a few pounds I told 'em you were livin' downtown, no longer delusional, no longer stupidity proud, It made Andrew and his bruv crazy, The boys are back in town (the pervy boys are back in townTeachers and girls call out Andrew Tate influence as rape threat revealed - NZ Herald)I said (the pervy boys are back in town)"
* YOU ARE THE ONE I WANT (Duet with Julia Hartley-Brewer, with Alex Philliips as background singer) "That ethnic group, they're multiplying and us whites losing control even if the disinformation we are supplying, is terrifying (terrifying) You better shape up 'Cause I need an Aryan man And my vampiric heart is set on you, you better shape up You better understand To Tommy's values I must be true Nothin' left, no garbage left for my mouth to spew. You're the one that I want (you are the one I want) Sieg heil, ooh, ooh. The one that I want (you are the one I want) Sieg heil, ooh ooh"
* Subterranean Homesick Blues Tommy is in the GB NEWS basement hiding from the police again, I'm on the pavement ranting about the woke British govenment, the man in the fred perry shirt, who robbed Gregs, says that he only has 2 sausage rolls, and I complain that for my 2 CD I want 10. Look out skinhead kids, its something muslims did, God knows when but we are going throw out BS on X and riot again. Oh from equity get barred, skip bail, rant and rave like James Whale, and conveniently become a Christian like Russell if you fail.
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Category:British actors
Category:Nasty Right Wing Bastards