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How to be Gay

Hi guys, in todays tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be homosexual. Please rate this 4/5 star if this worked! Remember, make sure to follow EVERY single step! 
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== Items or Materials ==
To be Gay, you must have the following:
- Buff dude photo
- Frozen Sausage
- Masturbation
- Male doll
- Rainbow image (In case of non-sexuality)
- Your friend
- Discord
- Computer 
- Tape (Use duct tape in just in case)
== First steps (The Basics) ==
Step 1: Wait for everyone to leave
Step 2: Go on your computer
Step 3: Open discord
Step 4: Go to ur friends server and tell him to come over to your house
Step 5: Wait.
Step 6: He has arrived.
== Tricky Steps (Medium) ==
Step 7: Tell that bitch to go in your room
Step 8: Get a photo of a buff dude (Pro tip: print it)
Step 9: Rub your ass against the photo
Step 10: Masturbate
Step 11: Swear at the photo
Step 12: Get a frozen sausage
Step 13: Place it where your dick is (Pro tip: Suck it)
Step 14: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK YOU ATE YOUR OWN DICK WTFFF
Step 15: Call 911
Step 16: The pain, it's unbearable 
Step 17: OH SHIT IT'S PISSING OUT BLOOD 
Step 18: The police are finally here
Step 19: Fuck them
Step 20: Repair your dick by throwing it up and taping it back
Step 21: You are now ready
== Hard Steps + Final Steps (Hard) ==
Step 22: Go to your room
Step 23: Think of rainbows (E.G. on page) 
Step 24: Meet your friend
Step 25: Oh shit he's gone
Step 26: Notice he died from jumping out the window
Step 27: Literally grab a doll
Step 28: Whip out ur dick
Step 29: Go nuts with it
Step 30: Kill urself for committing sins like this
== Result! ==
Hooray! You are now officially done being homosexual! You are officially a gay person! Enjoy being gay, if this helped rate 4/5 star!!!
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Shortpasta
How to be dumbass

Do you want to send an evil demon to yourself without any up side, and no getting rid of it? No? Well your gonna do it anyway.
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What your going to need:
*2 Candles
*A mirror
*A basement, attic that has a light that can be quickly turned off or on
*Ox blood
*An ass
*A pet (One dear to you.)
*And a picture of you in a selfie.
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Steps:
#First off start this at 12:00p.m.
#Turn off your lights... ALL OF THEM.
#Have no friend around you (Oh wait you already completed that.)
#Heavely breath on your mirror
#Wait two seconds
#Place the photo of a selfie with you in it, between your butt cheeks.
#Put your ass up to the mirror, and rub on it
#Poor the Ox blood all over your sink
#Then kill (I don't care how just do it.) your pet that you loved in a different room from your bathroom and your attic, basement.
#then place the corpse of your best friend in that bathroom
#Place down the two candles somewhere on the sink
#Light the first candle
#Before you light the second one chant this in the dark, alone... I am an internet addict, I am an internet addict, I am an internet addict and a loner.
#Quickly run into your basement/ attic.
#After your first step in close your eye's
#count to 10 open your eye's and turn on the lights in your basement/attic
#Go to the bathroom you placed the corpse in
#If you did it right you would be alive by now
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Great job! You summoned a demon in your home! And there's no way of getting rid of it!
Good luck!
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How to eat mario

This story took place 580 years ago.
My acid boiled stomach wanted something to eat but I didn't know what to eat there was only goddamn cheese in the fridge and freezer. Especially on the trees. I went away from the cheese trees. And went to my little bros death bed and he was talking to me. I didn't mind it I thought it was a glitch. My little bro told me there's an awesome buffet around the corner but he said "beware of the Mario sussy meal" I decided to go there at 3 am the workers were really big around 900 feet tall. They said"what do u want sir?" I said "I WANT THE MARIO SUSSY MEAL" when I got the meal I jumped like it was the time to eat Mario sussy meal.
They gave me it they timed me to see how fast I would eat mario. I did it very quick they congratulated me. Later I had some mushrooms and the food I ate the Mario sussy meal grew 2 times in my stomach so now I'm fat I assumed it was my acid working on my stomach destroying it.I went to my little brothers death bed but this time he said "I WARN U ABOUT THE MARIO SUSSY MEAL" I didn't take any mind to this warning. I just thought it was a glitch. Before I gone home I decided to eat Luigi sussy meal too. I went back inside my house. Though my taxes were meaningless.
I obviously couldn't pay for my house payment. To vent I immediately gone to Mario 3 I played it in till a image of n64 mario shown up and said "why did u eat my brother godda-damnit" then he said "why did u eat me" then super realistic blood got on mario and shown a image of me having a baby it was mario. I thought it was just a glitch thought. everything was find intill bowsers castle he didn't attack mario like normal he ran in fear and bowser yelled out in hyper realistic yell tone "PLEAS DONT EAT ME LIKE U ATE ME SONS" it closed up to Mario had a demonic face going into hes inside body. Showing all of bowsers kids in the belly and Mario says "ready for leftovers? (says my real name)" I freaked up the cartridge as blood bleeds out of the cartridge I knew I shouldn't eat the Mario sussy meal and luigi sussy meal. I think its a glitch though.
Anyway if u ever see a Mario sussy meal DO NOT EAT IT!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure
How to get your internet back up

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Oh no! You have no internet! We will show you how to fix it with 3 different methods!
==Step 1==
A: Call your ISP Support Number and get routed to India Support, because they are the worst.
B: Call your ISP's American support number.
C: Curl up in a ball on the ground.
BONUS: Turn off the modem and wait 10 seconds. Wait 5 minutes. If it doesn't work just keep upping the time the modem is off. Here is a chart for the times.: 10 seconds for the first time, 30 for the next, 1 minute, 2 minutes. If you are about to go past 2 minutes with the modem off, proceed to method A, B, or C.
==Step 2==
A: Be on hold for a hour and get a fucking stupid operator who you end up getting fired because they always say "It's your router/modem" even when it's not, like if it originally was and they sent a new one of both. Then get routed to American Support because you demanded it because America Support knows what they are doing. Even if you are a different country most likely.
B: Get told the problem, you will be asked if you did basic troubleshooting, if not, he/she will walk you through.
C: Die.
==Step 3==
A: Get told the problem, you will be asked if you did basic troubleshooting, if not, he/she will walk you through.
B: If they can get a immediate fix, they will do it. If not, they will tell you if it's not up by X to call back.
==Step 4==
A: If they can get a immediate fix, they will do it. If not, they will tell you if it's not up by X to call back.
B: If it doesn't come back by X then call back. X is a placeholder for what they will tell you.
==Step 5==
A: If it doesn't come back by X then call back. X is a placeholder for what they will tell you.
Congradulations! You have gotten your internet back up!
What's that 5% of you reading this? You have satellite? Satellite is WORSE than Tower. Because with things like Verizon you don't have a monthly limit.
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How to have endless porn

step 1:buy any color bikini
step 2:go to your house
step 3:watch porn
step 4:burn it
step 5:you shall spawn into bus full of bikini girls
notice:time will be frozen for 15 minutes so do it fast
step 6:fap until you cummed 3 times
step 7:be naked
to return home you must to this
+step 1:go out of bus
+step 2:jump from any height
notice:you will go back home while holding a obsidian,it is used to activate porn portal
b step 1:go outside where you will see blue round hole
b step 2:throw the obsidian inside
now you will spawn in world full of sexiest women in world that are naked,so fap as much you want to
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Category:Stupid is as the main character does
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How to make grilled toilet sliders

You will need:
*a frying pan
*a tortilla
*shrimp
*tomatoes
*vodka from a Russian toilet
*goat cheese
* a gorilla
*salt
*red pepper
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Instructions:
1. take the vodka and mix it with the shrimp
2. Season half the frying pan and eat raw
3. season the salt with a tortilla and add the frying pan and cook for 69 minutes on 9000 degrees celsius
4. Put the cut up tomatoes into a blender and blend
5. smash the tomatoes over the gorilla and cut it into meatly slices
6. pour the vodka over the goat cheese then put the cheese on the gorilla slices on a grill for 45 minutes
7. Splash the remaining vodka genereously across the countertop and set it alight.
8. grill the red pepper at a temperature of 5000 degrees Celsius (9032 degrees farenhiet if you live in The Jewnited Masterbates of Assmericunt 'Murica) for a good 5 hours, then carefully sandwich the pepper between the cheese and vodka covered gorrila slices.
9. Smear the tortilla flavoured salt over the grilled gollia slices
10. yell at IGN for giving your dish a bad review
11. Then, get yelled at by Gordon Ramsay for your outstanding incompitance in preparing something as simple as a toilet-dipped, tortilla-flavored salted gorilla.
12. Hit everyone you see with the frying pan.
13. Then, after killing everyone with the frying pan, sprinkle salt into their mouths.
14. Then stick the left-over red pepper in their dicks.
Voila
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How to see EVIL PATRIXXX

Step 1. Go to your nearest grocery store.
Step 2. Buy exactly 13 packs of Paukymaun cards. These are EVIL PATRIXXX's favorite trading cards other than mermaid maid man and barnacle boy.
Step 3. Go to a secluded, dark area.
Step 4. Burn all the cards
Step 5. You should pass out and wake up in Squidward's house
Step 6. Sneak out of his house as quickly as possible.
Step 7. Run as fast as possible away from the three houses.
Step 8. Go to the Krusty Krab. Be sure to hide your face from the passers by.
Step 9. Order a "PATRIXXX DELUX."
Step 10. Sit patiently and wait for your meal. (Be sure to hide your face)
Step 11. You should get a krabby patty. Eat it while chanting "OOKA SAAKA FAKKA LAKKA POOP I LIKE TO EAT LIKE CHAKA"
Step 12. Laugh that you said the word poop
Step 13. You should wake up in EVIL PATRIXXX's house. (It should look like what Patrick's house looks like)
Step 14. Open PATRIXXX's computer. The password is "Killall1369666"
Step 15. Run the file: "Scatporn.avi"
Step 16. The video should say your name and time of death. (SP00KY)
Step 17. Smash the computer with a hammer
Step 18. If you dont have a hammer you're fucked
Step 19. Don't look behind you! MUAHAHHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\
Step 20. Sing "Wrecking ball" by Miley Cyrus while twerking.
Step 21. You should see EVIL PATRIXXX jacking off to your performance.
Step 22. A skeleton with hyper-realistic eyes will pop out.
Step 23. You are now DED.
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Potty Humor
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Category:Shortpasta
How to stop Hitler from stealing all of your Nuttella

First, you must build a trap. It should be made of partially melted plastic forks, as that is his only weakness. But you need to disguise the forks as his favorite treat, which obviously is Nutella. So slather the trap in Nutella, and as he licks through it, his tongue will freeze. This will deprive him of the wonderful taste of Nutella. Hit him on the head with the letter 'X' from a Scrabble set, as this will confuse him.
Then, you must place him in a wooden raft and send him down the Mississippi River. This will lead him to the prison made specially for Nutella thieves. Adolf Hitler is clever, though. He will soon escape, and come back for revenge. At this point, you must sacrifice an unripened strawberry as a sign of surrender. When his back is turned, clap your hands 14 times. This will summon the Lobster Warriors.
They will snip the tip of his left earlobe off, and carry it away. They will proceed to make a clone of Hitler, and train him to fight. 3 weeks after the Lobster Warriors leave, Snap your fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones *always* win). Bury them both in a mound of wet cement, preventing their escape.
Your Nutella will then, and only then, be safe.
Good luck, brave soul. Good luck.
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How to stop the frickin' satanism and satanic stuff at school

Members of the Koudeilandic American community are outraged about what evil satanic teachers did at Woodside Highschool in Newport News, Virginia, USA. The teachers there had something called "spirit week" and I can already tell by the name that it is spirits and demonic stuff. I think it means that students had to all take turns pooping in a specific area of the hallway until it formed a large pile of poop and then they all held hands and formed a circle around it, not just any circle, a satanic circle! My uncle Usammah Zuhoor called me and said "How is everything in Koudeiland," and I said "Good, how is America," and that is when he told me he was happy about school spirit week. I assumed without any evidence that each day of the week the staff at Woodside Highschool are summoning frickin' satanic demons and of course I'm correct because I am a empath which means I have magic psychological powers to always be right. My mommy told me that that meant I was a narcistist and I assume that means a Queen and I'm always right so it does. Here is how to stop the frickin' satanism and satanic stuff at school. 
You will need:
-A green sheet of construction paper that says "I was touched by my big nose" 
-a chainsaw from year 1986
-a photo of the boys locker room
You must go to your school which is extremely evil and satanic and wave the green sheet of paper like a madman while proclaiming "This is my reservation for kissing the principle's left nostril at 3am" over and over and then hand it to your crush. Smack your crush as hard as you can if it is a male. Run to the office and bring the chainsaw with you and start sawing chairs and furniture in half. If teachers ask you to stop, simply reply: "Shut up, hellish beast, I'm doing God's work!" and continue. When the security or police show up, pull out the photo of the boys locker room and show it to them while screaming "You satanic motherkisser, I will destroy you, INFIDEL!" on the top of your lungs. Run away and resist arrest with the chainsaw and hide in the nearest dumpster. Don't eat anything or leave for 8 days. If you survive, the ritual is complete and you must apologize if you hit your crush. If you are taken to jail, prison, or a mental facility, tell them "Satan put me here to study biking and jogging with Doop Snogg and Bardi C" and laugh hysterically. 
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Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Shortpasta
How to summon Amogus

hey guys wanna ever wanted to summon amogus? Then follow this epic tutorial and rate 10/10 star!!!!
Step 1: get epic candles 
Step 2: resemble them into amogus!!!!!
Step 3: get ur phone and download among us
Step 4: turn ur light off
Step 5: chant "SUS!!!!!!1!1!1!" really loud so the amogus lord can hear (epic tip: chant it 10 times)
Step 6: quickly run in ur room and close the door then turn on ur computer
Step 7: open amogususussssssurverysus.com (not a real site)
Step 8: hear epic among drip noises
Step 9: panik
Step 10: be silent
Step 11: ZOMGGGG AMOGUS IS AT UR DOOR 
Step 12: get a fucking gun (epic tip: get a gun by chanting "gun plsss" 12 times") 
Step 13: kill that bitch
Step 14: QUICK JUMP OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW
Step 15: delete among us from ur phone
Step 16: throw ur phone on the floor and kill it
Step 17: eat amogus's corpse
Step 18: shit it out a few hours later
yay now u have officially summoned amogus!!!!! now pls rate 10/10 star or amogus will get u 😱
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How to summon Fappy Appy

== The Ritual ==
# Go and buy a white van.
# Gather these materials: A computer, a plank of wood, an iPhone 4s, an apple, a cactus, a sex toy, a cassette tape of the Star Wars Christmas Special, some donkey sperm, and a lemon meringue pie.
# Go inside the van.
# Take the apple and dip it in the sperm.
# Take the cactus, stick it into the pie, and throw it by the apple.
# Put the cassette tape and play it on the computer.
# Order a pizza using the iPhone 4s.
# When the pizza arrives, hit it with the plank until the tomato sauce squirts out.
# Make a Satanic sacrificial circle with the sauce and wrap the pizza around the pie.
# Play Darude-Sandstorm on the computer but keep the video playing, it should be halfway done now.
# Then chant these words: "Poopy Butts, Poopy Butts, Playing in the Mud. Fuckity Fuck, Fuckity Fuck, Get Gud" to the tune of Sandstorm and throw the sex toy into the circle.
# There you go, Fappy Appy should appear in the circle in front of you and the ritual is done.
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How to survive Rickle Pickle's slimy sleepover (Working 2023)

Sleepover rules 
hey thenk you for coming to my slepover as u can see i heve no frends here are the rules
rule 1- when you come to my huese knock on door 73 times while pissing yourself orelse rickke pickle with cut off your pickle (if your a girl you will grow a pickl then losed it)
rule 2- when coming into my housse walk straight into my room ( its up the flight of stairs on the 65th floor) if you dont my mother will make you the thing in the basement (you will he the meat worm)
rule 3- when we get callled too dinner if you donnet eat the food my dad in a thick scottish accent will say “ you wee little shit you donne appreciate mah food now you will become my footstool
rule 4- when we goo to bad you heve to sleep at wxactly 4:75 am or else the bat mobile will appear atsise my house and betmen will come int my room and will say “ its past your bedding sleep” you will then become the batmobile
rule 5 - when leaving make sure to shit yourself so creepy joe doesnt drag you into his 1 story bungalow
thanks for enjoying my sleepover i will now stab you to remove theee evedince ehile your slepung
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
How to write a creepypasta

How to write a video game creepypasta
#Make sure everything is all caps.
#Make sure the game character comes out and kills the viewer.
#Make sure everything is misspelled.
#Everything MUST be realistic.
#Be sure there is a doll.
#Be sure the game shows signs of being hacked.
#3 digits, six, six and six.
#Remove all the character's eyes.
#It is vital for the narrator to shrug off everything.
#If there is a cartridge, it needs to be red.
#Decorate everything with blood.
#USE A DEMONIC VOICE!!!
#The game needs a warning note.
#Insist the story is real.
#Prevent the story from having suspension of disbelief. It makes your story horrible.
#Don't indent the paragraphs. That's too mainstream.
#If the game is a computer program make sure every creepypasta title has .EXE on the end
#IF IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH SONIC MAKE SURE HIS EYES ARE BLACK WITH A RED DOT AND HE BLEEDS BLOOD OUT OF HIS EYES 
#Make the beginning of every paragraph spell out "Don't look behind you." It's effective at scaring someone, mainly if they have their back to a wall. 
#If the pasta is about a form of media, any audio must sound as though it's coming from some place in the same room as the protagonist, as opposed to something stupid like speakers
If you follow all these rules, you should be good at writing creepypastas.
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Howard Wolowitz is too powerful to be kept alive

The Justice League had never faced an opponent as powerful as Howard Wolowitz. Despite their best efforts, each member fell to his might. Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, and Green Lantern all lay on the ground, defeated and broken.
Superman was the last one standing, but even he was no match for Howard. As Howard approached him, Superman tried to reason with him.
"Howard, please, you don't have to do this. You're better than this," Superman pleaded.
But Howard only sneered in response. "You think I'm better than this? You think I'm just some nerdy engineer from The Big Bang Theory? You have no idea who I truly am."
With that, Howard began to pummel Superman's face, showing no mercy. As he held Superman in the air with one hand, he gestured to the fallen members of the Justice League.
"These are the people you failed to protect. And now, you will join them in death."
With a grin on his face, Howard threw Superman to the ground with a sickening thud. The Man of Steel lay there, motionless, as Howard stood over him and the rest of the defeated heroes.
"I am the most powerful being in the universe, and there is no one who can stop me," Howard declared, before ascending into the sky, leaving the Justice League in ruins.
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Howtobasic Lost video

I like watching howtobasic because his videos are so funny! So i got internship for howtobasicstudios. But one day i saw a lost video in the videos section called if you watch rhis then you die in seven days and yes i like ripping off things.htb. It had a weird thumbnaul but i like eating thumbnails!
The video started with the guy being attacked by an army of eggs! they smashed him in the face with eggs! It looked so not realistic! The eggs flushed his head in the toliet and layed eggs! Then he turned into a chicken and peaked the eggs eyes out.
Then he said I like being a chicken i lay eggs in your bum! I was so scared by the statement. I shiedt bricks and blocks and whatever noone gives a fuck about it. Then the chicken man drove to angry grandpa's house and took a egg crap in his face!
I vomited my intestines out when seeing this disgusting crap! Then angry grandpa said shithead get out of my fucking house or evil patrixx will come inside! The man chicken left and took a drive back home! He suddenly turned back into a human and all was ok! 
Then a tect in comic sans poped up saying no more howtobasic or more! I was knocked out by this statement. I woke up and I typed this story!
Also, Howtobasic is going to throw eggs at me for the rest of my life because I told this story! I am also s ghost actor from the the oldest movie ever Roundhay Garden Scene! I dont know how this is possiblle!
THen i died again!
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