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GameMaker

GameMaker is a series of game engines made in hell by Satan. (not to be confused with RPGMaker). GameMaker uses GML as it's programming language, focused on making 2D games. 
The program was first released 150 BC under the name of Gehen. The first versions of the program were being developed with sticks and stones, Subsequent releases saw the name changed to GameMaker and software moving towards more advanced technology, which it still uses today.
== History ==
=== Ancient Times ===
The program was first found back in 150 BC. We won’t be telling you the name this time just because you’re too lazy to read just above this.
The next iteration was created 2 days after the passing of Jesus, known as “ReturnMaker”. It used to be believed that this was the original version, until the British museum got raided by Batswana pirates. This iteration was made entirely out of bread and wine, which meant it rotted quickly, and had to be fossilized with holy water.
=== Medieval Times ===
Another program of this was created by the sultan of the Ottoman Empire called “GameCreator” in order to entertain his people by creating epic games. Due to financial shortfalls, the program was discontinued, leading to widespread rebellions, and the creation of a Greek state.
=== Modern Times ===
The creation of the GameMaker we all know and “love” was invented in 1955 by Gertrude GameMaker Gersonic. The scripting was still rudimentary, but it was juuuust good enough for people to make some crazy stuff with it, and it surged in popularity until it became the icon it is today.
== GML Visual ==
GML Visual is GameMaker's famously limited visual scripting tool, with the target audience of lazy developers and babies, GML Visual allows developers to create and delete objects, change variables, change sprites, and not much else.
== GameMaker Language ==
GameMaker Language (GML). It is a imperative, dynamically typed language, commonly liked to castration and similar torture methods. Functions such as instance_create(), instance_destroy(), demon_spawn(), and end_life() are common functions used in GameMaker games.
== Partnerships ==
A special Daniel Tiger version of the program was released because of his reign, it introduced a brand new feature, where you could have a mini Daniel give you coding tips, commonly compared to Clippy and Bonzi Buddy. The version has been discontinued because of the recent allegations against Daniel.
Another special version, made to create programs for Fox was made around 2009, so people could submit their own games to be made into TV shows. This is how we got GingerBrawl, a show about gingerbread creations battling it out for Milk.
Category:Video games
Gamecruft

GAMECRUFT
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Gamecruft is the act of making a generic text-game on Uncyclopedia, often in the vein of Zork. These are often considered to be unfunny due to the fact it has been done to death already.
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Currently, Many games are undergoing VFD due to the fact they are clogging up the servers. Most of them don't even have Templates!
And Don't even fucking remind me of the Grues.
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Sometimes, Gamecruft combines with Listcruft! this can be done by:
* Creating a long list of what is happening
* Add a long amount of information that has little to do with the plot
* List what is happening in over detail, Example:
You see:
* a tree
* a house
* a car
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* a Grue
* Add a long list of options, however most either lead you to an instant death page or link to the same page above or below it.
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Many of these games where created in late 2009 and where 25% completed and thus contain mostly red-links. What would you like to do?
* Go north
* Go south
* Go east
* Go west
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Some guy has found out how to condense Games into just a few pages but sadly, nobody cares. It is likely these games will rot in the deepest, darkest depths on Uncyclopedia for years to come.
* The average game on Uncyclopedia
* The Original, which started the plague
If you want, you can also see:
* Listcruft
* Schoolcruft
* 2005cruft
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Category:Video games
Category:Lists
Category:Crap
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Intentionally Bad
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:Meta
Ganbu Style

Gangnam Style is an extremely catchy and slightly annoying dance invented by Kim Jong Un, intended to brainwash people. PSY, a ganbu from the Gangnam, perfected it and made it less brainwashing (but undoubtedly sexier).
==History==
The brain-washing technique was first developed by evil scientists under Kim Jong Un after the death of his father, Kim Jong Il. During his presidency, however, the irresistibly sexy South Korean singer PSY somehow captured a glimpse of two gestures on the TV before switching to a women horse racing channel without forgetting it. Then he wrote a song to go with it, about how a girl can live a double life or something, but he can also "beat her at her game." Or what. Although way less powerful and without the forgetting feature, his video tutorial Gangnam Style still marks more than 700 million views on YouTube, surpassing On the Floor by Jennifer Lopez and only under the Greatest Mind-Washing Video of All Time: Baby by Justin Bieber. PSY claimed that he created this technique prior to a talent show after he realized that nobody remembers seeing Kim Jong Un performing it.
==The absurd consequences==
Once it became popular, PSY ended up attracting many young women and girls and even horses.One possible infidelity This, obviously, made PSY's wife (married in 2006) really mad, but because they have two daughters (twins, born 2008), they are still together in spite of this.
Later, a mare walked up to him and said, "당신은 정말 섹시!!!" which means "You are very sexy!!!" PSY, alarmed by this, decided never again to dance in the presence of horses.
NA!!! Just kidding! He was actually very impressed, and proceeded to hump the mare. And still his wife forgave him.
== Things not having to do with horse sex ==
When Kim Jong Un found out about PSY having stolen his brainwashing technique, he sent his goons to kill him, using his infidelities as an excuse. PSY, knowing about this, decided to stop being a ganbu (no, I'm just kidding) and his wife forgave him.
And so the North Korean government's first attempt to kill him went like this: While he was sleeping, the government guys tried to cut off PSY's dick. Luckily, he woke up just in time, and narrowly escaped the mutilation. After eight more days of this absurd shit, he was like, "Fuck off already! Just fuck off!" And so they quit, realizing that they were never going to kill him.
==Popular Culture==
A parody of Gangnam Style, "Ganga Style," by Mexican funny man Don Cheto.
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== See Also ==
*Gangnam Style
== Notes ==
Category:Dance
Category:Korea
Category:Brainwashing techniques
Category:Hot
Gandalvalosus

Gandalvalosus is a secret invisible moon discovered by the Nazi’s in 1942.It is a rather lonely place save for 2 top secret Nazi moon bases and a rather stinky 
Out house.Of course Gandalvalosus is kept as a huge secret from the public and almost all existence of the planet has been censored by a top secret multi nation organisation run by plastic ducks.therefore be advised,since you are one of the few people who know the existence of this mythical ,semi mythical place,
Your days may be numbered.
== Location And Discovery Plus A Bit Of Infastructure Details ==
Gandalvalosus is located in sector 50002838 of the solar system right next to Ur-anus.
it was(as I said previously) discovered by the nazi's,in 1942
After "The Battle Of The Sky Fotresses"[oooooooh].In 1943 two top secret Nazi moon bases were set up there,one exclusively for sewing and one 
For Embroidery.(for more information see the article on Nazi Moon Bases.In 1954 they build a out house(aka toilet,restroom,washroom,water closet,powder room) because the Nazi inhabitants finally realised That peeing in the room mates bed isn't an option.
Anyway getting back to the topic,to reach Gandalvalosus you must pilot your space craft towards Ur - anus.You have to slow down when you reach there because if you go too fast you may tear the 
Space time continuum,please don't go and touch Ur-anus ,because that would be rather disastrous and penetrating too deep(in its atmosphere)may result in a
Explosion.
Once you have slowed down, take a left when you reach the Death Star,and take a right when you see the big neon sign saying "Gandalvalosus is to your left"
You'll reach in no time. Be careful though as the moon is invisible and you may...well crash into it and die.
== Appearance ==
It looks like anything else that is invisible......invisible.
(Therefore there are no pictures of it in this article....huh and you thought I was too lazy)
Category:Space
Category:Astronomy
Gangrene

Gangrene is a curse afflicted upon the lovers of vice for their lack of faith, wherein the limbs of the cursèd are made black like the heart of Satan, upon whose maleveolent will rests the fate of all men who seek not the light but the dark. For most severe cases, one sees the maggots feast on the deadening muscle and tendon, gorge upon the fat like B'aal feasting on the iniquities of man. A trained doctor may extract these maggots and decant them over the posteriors of those unfortunates whose nostrils unceasingly sneeze.
A diagnosis for gangrene may in due haste be ascertained by only the most trained and battle-weathered, for whom the colors of pustules and the angles of boils are like the trodden forest paths of a village childhood, borne within and known dearly in one's heart, lov'd and from rote recited as if the Lord's Prayer. Lacking a doctor of discerning birth or knowledge, it is best to lie in wait and let Death seize you.
==The causes==
The eyes resting upon the curves of the goat and pig and imagining the manflesh. The rubbing of exotic spices on your knee, unblessèd by your local doctor with his fourth child's urine. Immanetizing the eschaton. Being a slut. All these may be the portals for which demons and dark creatures of devilish kind may find respite from the Holy Light, and into your limbs. They may also be caus'd by an imbalance of humors, which are brought about by onanism. Keep your sacred fluids within you, lest Beelzebub should come to you at night and demand his portion.
==The cure==
*1/4th portion oil of garlic
*17 vigorous hours of sprinting around a bonfire, close enough to singe the skin
*2/3rd portion tears of a lying child
*Copious amounts of bloodletting, until the skin is near taut and gray
If the patient responds negatively to such treatment, dose with opium and strong liquors until the heart beats not and the lungs fail to hold the air. His soul will be, in haste, committed to the angels provided their sins not outweigh the charity that among the clergy and their local doctor they so bestowèd. Failing that, speak a prayer, and spake, "There but for the grace of God go us all."
===Prognosis===
Death is likely to occur within three to five weeks. If one is afflictèd with gangrene, death is likely to occur much sooner. It is best that those possessed by these devils be put out onto a ship docked in harbor, wherein all manner of crude and speckled men may be laid in wait for a death to come, a sweet release into the arms of the Lord. When ceasing of breath and stiffness of the limbs ensues, one must soon cut out the tongue lest it fester, and let it cure in a strong solution of red wine vinegar and milk of magnesia, into which an elixir of unearthly spirits are then mixèd: this makes a most refreshing treatment for delirium tremens.
==See also==
*Amputee
*HowTo:Incise papules from the comfort of your own home
*Straps to alleviate the pain of Vagina dentata
*Top five treatments for back-pain from Saladin himself!
Category:Medicine
Category:Middle Ages
Category:FA Health and Medicine
Gangster Rap Appreciation Day

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Gangster Rap Appreciation Day is celebrated on April 13th of each year in the United Spades of Amerika to commemorate the positive influence of gangster rap on the youth of the nation.
==Origins==
Gangster Rap Appreciation Day (or G-RAD, pronounced jee rad) was created in 1995 by former members of the Wu Tang Clan following their arrest for assassinating president George Clinton. While many critics claimed that the Wu Tang Clan's involvement in gangster rap had lead to their violent actions, the Clan felt that gangster rap had actually softened their approach to life, as evidenced by their only killing the president, and not the entire Congress (as had originally been planned).
==Observing G-RAD==
G-RAD is normally observed by playing lots of Snoop Dogg and Ice Cube on a car stereo system at high volumes. When possible, GRAD celebrants will refer to women as hoes and bitches, and brag about criminal activities. Actually participating in criminal activities is not necessary, but it is heavily encouraged.
It is also traditional to wear gold chains, gold rings, and have diamonds in your "grill." Headwear should be worn backwards or tilted at an angle. The colour of bandanas and other clothing is dependent on the wearer's gang affiliations.
==Germany==
Gangster Rap Appreciation Day is also available in Germany:
:Zur Feier des Tages möchte man doch bitte ebenso voluminösen wie geschmacklich fragwürdigen Schmuck tragen, die Auto-Stereo-Anlage mit den entsprechenden Tracks voll aufdrehen und Frauen nur mit sexistischen, erniedrigenden Bezeichnungen ansprechen. Eigene kriminelle Aktivitäten sind optional, aber ausdrücklich erwünscht.
or (translated):
:For the celebration of the day one would like to please likewise voluminous as flavourful doubtful decoration to carry, the car stereo with the appropriate tracks fully untwist and women only with sexist, degrading designations address. Own criminal activities are optional, but expressly desired.
We couldn't have put it better ourselves.
==See Also==
*Rap
*Music
Category:Gangsta rap
Category:American culture
Category:Holidays in the United States
Gar

Gar are a species of amphibian dragons or alligators commonly mistaken for fish in the Southern Regions of the United States, and a few other places that aren't very important. Their name, although only one syllable long, is impossible to understand by the natives without elaboration. As is the dragon itself. 
==Attributes==
Gar lengths vary, but the largest verified gar was measured as, "effin' huge". A close second measured at "holy crap". Unfortunately, the largest unvarified gar caught was not varified, due to the sudden and expected demise of the catcher. 
*Some Gars are colored brown. Um... Yeah. Brown.
*Gars have very sharp teeth that everyone are afraid of. I'm talking everyone. In fact, people prefer not to catch them, except that they look too cool. So people catch them, and in retrospect think about how stupid it was to catch them in the first place. A gar's teeth are sharp enough to cut through time and space and create wormholes. 
*Gars have a prehistoric look to them. This means that they can look back in time to see the beginning of existence. Unfortunately, they only speak in the water, and that only sounds like bubbles. So no one knows what they're really saying, leaving mystery in the world.
*Gars are one of the unlisted things that can pwn Grues. But they want to eat you too. You just can't get away.
==Classification==
Gar belong to the family "Atractosteus". This was intended as a joke by the scientists, but kinda stuck. Despite common misconception, Gars are not fish, but honest-to-goodness monsters. This is proven because fish don't look as frightening as gars, and monsters are pretty frightening. Logic.
==Breeding habits==
A Gar's breeding habits are very personal, and they would rather not disclose that information to the general public.
Category:Underwater creatures
Category:Fish
Category:Too damn sexy
Category:Dragons
Category:Monsters
Garbage Band

Garbage Band is an insanely popular superband from Atlantis. Their mastery of music theory and talent has earned them the title of Most Bestest Band Ever from Rolling Stoned. The band's first concert sold five million tickets, making them instant bazillionaires. Garbage Band's number one hit song has been pirated over 5 trazillion times as most people who listen to the song keep forgetting it. When the band was questioned about this rampant piracy, they replied Do you have any cheese? We called an hour ago and said they had better bring us cheese. Damn it we need cheese. What the hell do you have to do to get some cheese in this place?!??
==Discography==
To date Garbage Band has produced only one album, which is around 10 minutes in length. Despite the short length the album took thirty-eight months and three and a half million dollars to produce. Post production took another 8 months and involved committees of sound engineers, hardware engineers, software engineers, train engineers, and finally plenty of other engine ears. 
===Garbage Sounds===
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Category:American musical groups
Garden of Earthly Delights

In the aftermath of the destruction of Disneyland and surrounding counties in 2304 by Goth guerilla forces from Oregonia who destroyed all that was evil in the Republic of California, the Republic has decided to build the Garden of Earthly Delights on the land-surface of those areas. 
==Construction==
Construction is currently underway and is expected to be completed by 2310.
* Landscape architects from Mesopotamia have been engaged as consultants.
* Water for the garden's lakes and flowing streams will be brought in from the luxurious rainforests of Las Vegas.
* Manual laborers from Suisse, the Scandinavian Union, and Nippon are being employed for the project.
==Goals==
It is hoped that the garden will heal the scorched earth left by the Goths. It is being built to replicate the way of life in the Haight-Ashbury neighborhood of San Francisco in 1967. That place and time is widely recognized by Californians as being the North American west coast's golden age.
==UNESCO==
The garden has already been pre-approved by UNESCO to be named a Wonder of the World.
Category:Arts
Category:Surreal Places
Gardener

A Gardener is a man or woman who does gardening. It is not clear what gardening is (the article is a pack of lies) but it is something done in a garden or a greenhouse. Gardeners can be recognized by their Uniform. For males, this consists of baggy trousers, a tweed jacket and a floppy hat. For females, it is a bikini. Both sexes wear Wellington boots.
A gardener is also another term for someone who does garden design or landscape design. Digital gardeners have become more common lately with the proliferation of games that involve gardening. Digital gardeners, unlike traditional gardeners, grow, design, and manipulate bits and bytes of data rather than green living plants. 
==See also==
* Come into the garden, Maud
Category:Outrageous Lies
Gardiner Motel

The Gardiner Motel is a luxury five star hotel located on the Gardiner Road between New Waterford and the University of Crayons and Colouring Books. It houses only the finest guests who are given free room and board. Only the highest pillars of society are invited to stay at this hotel. The hotel comes with three complimentary meals and day and unlimited access to the hotel exercise equipment. All furniture in the room is leather. Also guests are given the opportunity to engage in a variety of sexual encounters at the hotel. Guests are often brought in blue and white limosines with sirens and lights on top. When guests first arrive at the facility they are often given free tours of the Sydney Court House with transportation from the court house to the hotel provided free of charge.
==Nearby Attractions==
*The Gardiner Motel is only a few miles from an Ivy League school, The University of Crayons and Colouring Books and best of all education is paid through Con College.
*It is also located between the megacities of Glace Bay and Sydney, Nova Scotia.
*It is located near an exclusive golf and country club, Lionel's
*Located near the town of New Waterford where there is an ample supply of virgins.
==Attractions at the hotel==
*Free Sex, both forced and consensual
*Tennis Courts
*Basketball Courts 
*Swimming Pools
*Weights and weight machines
*Free Internet access
*3 Complimenary Meals per Day
==Songs about the Gardiner Motel==
The hit rock band Uncle Jalapeno and the Sampler released this July 2006 hit titled the littlest diddler which mentions the Gardiner Motel
===The Littlest Diddler===
There's a place where people like me go
To the jail on the Gardiner Road
Every stop I make,
I molest a new friend
Just turn around,
Pull your pants down,
I've diddled again,
Maybe tomorrow the police will catch me,
Until tomorrow I'll diddle while I'm free
== See also ==
*Glace Bay
*Vacancy
*Sydney, Nova Scotia
*New Waterford
*Colouring Book University
*Newfoundland and Labrador
Category:Cape Breton Island
Category:Hotels
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