Translated Shakespeare

1. Take the Hello World program in Shakespeare:
The Infamous Hello World Program.
Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.
 Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
 Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
 You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward!
 You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave
 hero and thyself! Speak your mind!
 You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
 old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
 day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
 sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
 You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
 between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
 Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
 Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
 Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
 black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
 Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
 Thou art as beautiful as the difference between Romeo and the square
 of a huge green peaceful tree. Speak thy mind!
 Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
 bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
 Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
 and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
 the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]
 Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
 Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
 Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
 difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
 mind!
Juliet:
 Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
 difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
 and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
 codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
 Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
 Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
 furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
 Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
 difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
 your mind!
[Exeunt]
2. Put it in translate chain:
Yandex - English -> Emoji -> Chinese -> English
3. The result is:
The classic Hello world program.
Romeo, a young man with extraordinary patience.
Mia, an amazing young woman.
Baby, the more incredible women have enemies in the area.
Area, with the originality of beer/MS
 Act One: The area of ignorance and vanity.
 Act One: Romeo's insult.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
House construction:
 Your lies are fools among a lot of half-witted cowards!
 You insulted the difference between elegant fruity adventures
 Hero and you! Say what you think!
 Your patience, your fat little thing is stuffed with fake shit
 Old shit hero and a beautiful fair warm and peaceful sunny summer
 One day. You ate the difference in the sum 
 Sweet rose and my father and yourself! Say what you think!
 You are afraid of yourself and the sum of differences
 Between the great powers, Britain and a horse. Say what you think.
 Say what you think!
[Exit Romeo]
 Scene 2: The queen's praise.
[Enter Robin]
House construction:
 You are Romeo and his horse and his
 Black cat! Say what you think!
[Exit Robin]
 Scene 3: Praise Diana.
[Enter Robin]
House construction:
 You are the lovely difference between Romeo and Square
 The huge green tranquility of the forest. Say what you think!
 You are the center of a big country town and also my center
 There is no beautiful wallet. Say what you think!
 You are the product of love in the blue clear candy sky
 There is also a squirrel and a white horse. You are so beautiful 
 The difference between Madonna and prayer. Say what you think!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]
 Act 2: The sky behind.
 Scene 1: Dialogue between Romeo and Juliet.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
 Say what you think. Are you worried about our sum & 
 The difference between my little smooth hamster and my nose. Told you
 mind!
princess:
 Say what you think! Your weakness! Our little 
 The difference between my little pony The difference between squares
 And the cube of your big furry dog and your poor little guy
 Guardian. Say what you think!
[Exit Romeo]
 Scene 2: The princess and the queen say.
[Enter Robin]
princess:
 You are worthy of the cross between Romeo and a little man
 Livestock and bugs. Say what you think!
princess:
 You are the conscience between Romeo and twice 
 The difference between Christmas and algae box! say
 Your mind!
[Exeunt]
That wasn't even bad!
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