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Who What Where

It was the middle of the day. I was driving to my new house to see what it looked like. But, there was the long drive there. It took over two hours to get from San Fransisco to Colorado, but at least I just had this highway to get over. I was on the highway when, out of nowhere, a truck honked its horn behind me. I turned my head, and there was this large semi behind my car, honking like the driver wanted me to move. "Fuck him! I came all this way." I decided. 10 minutes later, the truck was STILL honking away. So I finally caved, and moved out of his way.
I thought that he would just go forward, but I was wrong. Instead, the truck came closer to my car, and BUMPED ME OFF THE ROAD!. Screaming, I frantically swerved the car and just barely made it away from the trees. When I managed to stop the car, the truck was sitting at the sides of the road. Just sitting there, as if it wanted me to con near it. Naturally, I wouldn't. But I did anyway.
When I got near it, the truck door opened. And I discovered...
THE TRUCK HAD NO DRIVER!!!!!!
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Who Would Know this Day Would Come?

Hello, I am posting this story because of what just happened 3 days ago, in which today is March 28th, 2012.
As some of you know, Edd Gould (Who was the leader of Eddsworld) passed away on March 25th, which left me in tears. Think me silly, but I cried due to two reasons.
One reason is that he meant a lot, not that I know him or anything, but he just some how meant a lot. The second reason is that I knew this would happen...
Some of you Eddsworld fans (Including me) saw Edd's "Halloween Special" on YouTube. Well, during the video, three of the Eddsworld guys get killed, but one of them gets injured, in the following order:
Edd, who was first, got half his head chopped off, exposing his brain (Probably died of "brain" cancer..?)
Tom, who was the second (Probably will get stabbed)
Matt, who got injured (Injured by stairs..?)
Tord, who was the third (Got stabbed/murdered)
And finally, Matt, who dies from some sort of heart attack.
Coincidence? Tell me what you think. I may just be going crazy.
1 down, 3 more to go...
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Who the Fuck Are You?

What you are now looking is picture depicting an incident that occurred on August 25, 2019. A young fat bastard named Harry P. Ness went missing during the summer of 2019 and was unfortunately found dead by police on August 18th, 2019. After going through his personal belongings, they found a phone that contained several conversations with another user named "Ligma420_69" which dated back from when he first went missing. The very first time this user began the conversation with Harry started when Mr. Ness went missing. The conversation went as follows, "Yoooooo, so last night I went a party and woke up here. So, like the fuck do I do?" in which this "Ligma" person replied with a video of what seems like a freddy fazbear doll from the hit video game "Five night wit freds" or some shit like that. After Mr. P. Ness was found dead, his funeral was hosted August 25, 2019 at the Ravenholm Church in New Jersey. During the funeral, when the priest was giving a speech about the fat fuck, the silence was broken by sound of popcorn being chewed. The priest demanded who was eating when all of a sudden, everyone in the crowd turned their back to see some random piece of shit sitting all the way in back chomping on popcorn while listening to "I ain't got no iPhone" while wearing white headphones. The priest screamed "Who the fuck are you and who invited you?". The man in red looked up and shouted "The fuck u looking at, old fart?". The priest then yelled for the security to escort this creature out of the building. A few minutes after the man was removed, another person in the crowd was heard talking to another person in which the conversation went like this: "Psss, can you pass the popcorn?" "Uh this is a funeral." "Oh... THIS MOVIE SUCKS ASS!" And then the man dressed in red with the white headphones returned threw the popcorn and ended up hitting the corpse of Harry P. Ness. This time the priest called the police and had this person "arrested" before they could continue the funeral. About 3 hours after the funeral, each family member of Mr. Ness was sent a picture of the man in red from the funeral hours earlier posing in front of the grave of Harry while flipping the bird and holding a piece of pizza smiling. Ever since that day, P. Ness's family has been constantly tormented by this being, as he has been showing up at family events, such weddings, reunions, and of course funerals. Will this thing ever be stopped? Will Ness's family finally be left in peace forever? The world will never know. Tune in next time.
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Who the fuck was phone

Who the fuck was phone, and why were they phone?
Well, you'll see here. So, a phone is a technology device used to send messages to other people, play games and more. And one mystery remains in everyone's mind.
Who the fuck was phone?
Well, you'll see now. By calculating the size of Issac Newton's apple, killing Dream in Minecraft, and falling into a pool of lava, I can officially confirm that the person who was phone was Nikocado Avocado. And Nikocado Avocado became phone because he ate a single piece of Spaghetti-o's
And now, the mystery of who was phone has officially been solved after years of searching. Call me a hero. Wait, Nikocado Avocado, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET THE FUCK AWAY FRO- *gets a copyright strike by Nikocado Avocado*
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Who would cum first?

Argument: I dunno, I feel like Trump would cum first, because Biden wouldn't want to or not be able to and Trump would like to show people that he is capable, so he'd cum first just to also spite Biden
Counter argument: No I think you're wrong, Biden would definitely cum first cause Trump, being younger, would be sucking and blowing Biden so fast he wouldn't even be able to keep up with him. And Biden being so old wouldn't be the fastest at sucking and might have less control over his reproductive systems than Trump would. So Biden would cum first and Trump would rub it in his face that Biden came first and Biden would be very embarrassed.
Conclusion: I think Biden would cum first but for different reasons. Consider they each have access to presidential-level dick pills and technology, so we can safely assume that they each have working penises despite their advanced age. I think the determining factor is really who has the most fuckable mouth, and it would unquestionably be Trump. He has both the round plumped dick sucking lips, and a diet of oily/lubricating fast food. Biden's mouth and lips are dry as sandpaper and I would posit Trump may not even be able to maintain an erection, let alone actually cum given the state of Bidens dry lips. However there's the very real possibility Trump finds the mere idea of the act pleasurable enough to achieve orgasm and simply has to go through the motions. Nevertheless I think in either case the mere suppleness of Trump's mouth would result in Biden's more immediate orgasm.
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Why.jpg

In 1991, a murder was registered in the police archive. I am an intern (at the police department, not Nickelodeon), so I have full access to the archive.
I was fooling around, and I found a murder case file in one of those shelves nobody opens anymore. I got curious, so I took it out. Our files are stored digitally, so inside was a USB. I took it out, went to the archive computer, plugged it in. The file was named "MURDER CASE:V28956" as murder cases usually are registered. Inside the file was a description of ground zero, testimonials from neighbours and all the usual stuff. There was one file that raised my eyebrows though, called "DIGITAL FILES". This file only appears if something digital has to do with the murder, for example sounds from the murder, or videos which made people mad enough to kill. I clicked it, and inside was a .jpg file and a .doc file. I clicked the .jpg first, called why.jpg. It was a fucked up picture of a face. I had never seen anything like it before, looked like it was taken with a Kodak. I shrugged it off and opened the .doc file, called "EXPLANATION.doc." Here is what was written:
Pretty disturbing case if you ask me, reminded me of Smile Dog when I read it (Yes, I am an internet veteran although I am a cop). I put the USB back in the file, and put the file back to the shelf and continued my day as usual.
When I went to bed, I fell asleep immediately. However, my dream was a nightmare. It was white faces dancing around me, cursing me with the words "K'yalla lömed wÿarñ." Fuck my life.
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Why Are You Killing Us

First off, just to clarify, I have never seen, heard of, read about or encountered something this weird in my life. I went on my 3DS; I got some cards to play the special games. They are called AR-games, or something like that. After getting them out, I looked for some card, one with a question mark box. I found it and it said something on the back of it. I looked at it closely and was shocked at what I saw. When I saw it, it said "Why are you killing us." My family and I don't have good handwriting, so I knew it wasn't a prank by them. Well, at least everyone except for my mom, but she does not have that sick of a mind... from what I know at least. I tried to scan the card with my 3ds, but it got even stranger. After I scanned it, a 3d version of Ness appeared. He waved to me, but he looked nervous when he waved. Other than that, it was PERFECTLY FINE, until Giygas appeared behind him.
Ness shook out of nowhere and on the bottom of the top screen; it said "Giygas attacks!" I was suddenly worried about Ness as he fell to the floor. After he hit the floor, Giygas said, "I... AM...H...A...P...P...Y." I knew that he says this in the game because I saw the fight on YOURTUBES (sorry, I had to get that out of my system)! He says that after a while. Anyways, he suddenly looked as if he was fatally wounded and vanished.
I thought it was all over, but when I looked through the deck of cards again and there were still 6 cards, but there was no Earthbound card like I saw before this whole thing happened, instead there was a new Pikmin card, but nothing was written on the back of it. However, when I looked back at the screen of the 3ds, it said, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE US?! "Us, whose us?!" I asked aloud. As if it heard me, it responded and said, "You shall soon see." Without doing anything, the 3ds shut itself off.
I thought to myself, "What the hell just happened?" I asked my friends if they had something similar happen to them and they said that they never even had an earthbound card in their deck.
I did not think that they were telling me the truth. The next day I asked one of them about what cards they had, and they told me, in the correct order, the "?" box, Mario, Link, Kirby, Samus and Pikmin. I knew this because the cards were numbered A-1 (the "?" box) through A-6 (Pikmin, or at one point for me, Ness). I then threw the cards in the street. The pictures turned to words that spelled out "Why Are You Killing Us?!?!" Where am I now you ask? You can find me at the Denbigh Asylum in Brittan.
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Why Are You Killing Us Nintendo

Why Are You killing us Nintendo '?!?!' 
First off, just to clarify, I have never seen, heard of, read about or encountered something this weird in my life. I went on my 3DS; I got some cards to play the special games. They are called AR-games, or something like that. After getting them out, I looked for some card, one with a question mark box. I found it and it said something on the back of it. I looked at it closely and was shocked at what I saw. When I saw it, it said "Why are you killing us Nintendo." My family and I don't have good handwriting, so I knew it wasn't a prank by them. Well, at least everyone except for my mom, but she does not have that sick of a mind... from what I know at least. I tried to scan the card with my 3ds, but it got even stranger. After I scanned it, a 3d version of Ness appeared. He waved to me, but he looked nervous when he waved. Other than that, it was PERFECTLY FINE, until Giygas appeared behind him.
Ness shook out of nowhere and on the bottom of the top screen; it said "Giygas attacks!" I was suddenly worried about Ness as he fell to the floor. After he hit the floor, Giygas said, "I... AM...H...A...P...P...Y." I knew that he says this in the game because I saw the fight on YOURTUBES (sorry, I had to get that out of my system)! He says that after a while. Anyways, he suddenly looked as if he was fatally wounded and vanished.
I thought it was all over, but when I looked through the deck of cards again and there were still 6 cards, but there was no Earthbound card like I saw before this whole thing happened, instead there was a new Pikmin card, but nothing was written on the back of it. However, when I looked back at the screen of the 3ds, it said, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE US?! "Us, whose us?!" I asked aloud. As if it heard me, it responded and said, "You shall soon see." Without doing anything, the 3ds shut itself off.
I thought to myself, "What the hell just happened?" I asked my friends if they had something similar happen to them and they said that they never even had an earthbound card in their deck.
I did not think that they were telling me the truth. The next day I asked one of them about what cards they had, and they told me, in the correct order, the "?" box, Mario, Link, Kirby, Samus and Pikmin. I knew this because the cards were numbered A-1 (the "?" box) through A-6 (Pikmin, or at one point for me, Ness). I then threw the cards in the street. The pictures turned to words that spelled out "Why Are You Killing Us Nintendo?!?!" Where am I now you ask? You can find me at the Denbigh Asylum in Brittan.
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Why Beavers and Women Don't Mix

Beavers come to your house
They take your spouse
You get angry
Because you ate a sour candy
You hunt the beavers
With your big cleavers
You find out they live in a cave
You hear they have a rave
You join in
Then you relize you're the only one of your kin
Your spouse is in a cage
Right on the stage
You go over to her
Then you see her getting attacked by a bear
What the fuck you said
You get filled with dread
The bear comes out
Showing that he is a kraut
You shit your pants
Showing you had ants
The bear runs away
Like he was gay
You free your girl
With a swirl
You both go home
But you were followed by a gnome
You watch some TV
Then suddenly you see
The gnome attacked you
Then he began to chew
You scream of pain
You no longer could meet Wayne
The gnome takes your pens
And fucks all your friends
He spits in your face
This started a chase
You tried to kill him
But you rang Jim instead
He said fuck you
You suddenly got the flue
You dieded 
The endz
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Why Did I Quit Playing Super Mario Bros?

I can't Rarely think of what I just Experienced, It was July of '2004 when I went to a garage sale from a gamer named "Psychotic-Collector" after he send me a Facebook garage sale Request. These are the Items I picked up
A Fresh Copy Of Resident Evil 4 for PS2
The Sponge-Bob Movie Game For Ps2 w/ The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge
4 Xbox 360 Games (Dream-Cast Collection, Mine-craft, Gears Of War & 2 And Call Of Duty Series)
However, I came across a mint condition of a 3DS with a game bundle in the system; I asked the guy how much he wanted and he respond with "That will cost you 20$" I was shocked at first and then I was happy. I gave him 2 10$ and walked home and exam the box. The box looked in neat condition, the clear casing was in clean condition and the system was in CLEAN condition. I opened the box and turned it on;
When I was done setting up I pulled out a 3DS case called "Super Mario Bros" with bubbly colored super mario bros font. the picture was different, It was a picture of Mario Looking at The Camera Saying with Text Bubble saying "Something's Wrong With Luigi" With Creepy red and black font. I was in pure horror and I pressed on and inserted the cartridge in the system and turned it off; I clicked on the smiling Mario icon and the 3DS logo animation began then cut to black for 3 hours..Here I was, Sitting on the bed clearly NOT in the mood waiting for 3 hours;
I waited, and Waited, And Waited until finally a Mario raced the black screen and ground pound the ground as bubbly music played. I played the intro; That's when things flipped RAPIDLY. The Cut scene showed a depressed Mario talking to peach; He said "Princess Peach, Something's-a-Wrong with-a-My Brother Luigi" The screen cut to Luigi looking VERY sick, he was in a hospital bed, his face mangled, his hair shaved and mustache shaved off.
Suddenly, One of the Hospital Staff Members Raced to Luigi's room As Mario Raced with them! It cut to show Luigi having a seizure as the staff members try there best. One of them said "READY, CLEAR!" They Try to do so multiple times as the heart monitor kept beeping rapidly as sudden music plays. Then I got a chance to play a bit, It showed an sadden Mario pounding his brother to make the heart monitor stop but it was no use as the heart monitor slowed down to a low and ominous beep. It cut to the rest of the people, crying and mourning what was suppose to be Mario's brother now dead and buried underground. The Game ended with Mario Looking at the camera and saying these words "Luigi's Dead, Why Didn't You Save Him" Then the Game Frozen on Mario's face; I quickly turned on the 3DS, Eject the Cartridge and throw them outside.
Now I could of uploaded what happened to the Game-Play but I wasn't gonna get myself sued by Nintendo because of this cursed cartridge of a game
But one thing Remains of One Question, If I was To get a 3DS Then Why Dose Mario Stare At Me?
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Why Disney?

They said I was too old. I spent so many years with Disney and they abandoned me. I had nowhere else to go, so they took me in. A media company. I was kept in a cell for years, I got thin, my hair fell out and it wouldn't grow back. It wasn't until last year that they took me out of my cell. They put me in a metal machine and they shocked me with electricity. They put in in my head, arms, legs and stomach. It hurt really bad. I didn't know it at the time, but the electricity was actually comments about me. They hurt like a terrible metaphor. They did this to me everyday, it made me feel sad. I wanted to escape but couldn't because they kept putting me back in the cell. When I was in my cell, they put words and instructions into my food and I had to do them. It made me feel embarrassed. A few months ago, the media people showed me what they had been working on. It was a clone of me. She is not a very nice person. She dances funny and can't sing like me. The media company call her project Miley. I want Miley to stop but I can't. Please, if Disney is reading this; stop Miley, come save me. They will make her get worse and worse until you do.
For those who don't get it: this is a joke story about Disney cloning Hannah Montana
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Why Do We Exist?

Ok. I am a big fan of SpongeBob Squarepants, and I want to share my experience. The day was autumn, and I was bored as hell than I fucking did. I was eating potato chips as that bald guy, it was 2021 though. And I was on 4chan, looking through the discussion boards. And I found a discount on a specific item. It was basically a DVD with tape saying "Why Do We Exist? - SpongeBob SquareBob". I thought this was some edgelord creation of a red mist ripoff, but i realized this was something disturbing. So, I got the DVD and plugged into my DVR. As to my avail, it loaded with a video selection. I decided to press the title of the same DVD. And soon enough, it loaded. I loaded with positive energy as I waited. The title card was in a red color, probably relating to the fucking shit devil. Anyways, it started as normal. As I expected, but continued to be very weird. At the start, Spongebob was literary in sleep, and then a large sound of banging noise appeared. Spongebob immediately woke up, and looked for the noise, luckily it was nothing. Spongebob relived a sigh as he was in the morning, probably 6:AM. Spongebob had a immense heart attack, and then died. Without context, Spongebob appeared to be alive once more. I was very questionable about the episode, and continued watching. Spongebob went outside, and it was the afternoon, it was already 6:AM but changed. Spongebob then performed a ritual, associated with black magic. The required amounts of tools directly used for the ritual were,
* 7 candles, with a endless loop of constant change
* Gray gas, not harmful
* 16 pounds of blood
* Genetics of a deceased women, a poor one.
* 1 pound of seaworms, deceased in appearance
* A clock mechanism, apparently with gray gas and black gas.
Once Spongebob had done the ritual, he gained the capability to manipulate time, itself using spacetime alterations or sea alterations. Spongebob then went to the Krusty Krab, and then said "Give me the fucking gas that was required for me!". Squidward, who was working at the Krusty Krab, then said "Sorry, what the fuck do you mean?". Spongebob then replied with anger and then proceeded to rip out the digestive system and eat it, alive. The attack worked for some reason. Mr. Krabs then immediately opened his door, with extreme anger, and said. "Who the fuck is this satanic bitch doing in my restaurant!". Spongebob replied with, "Sorry, who the fuck needs your help?". Spongebob proceeded with extreme anger, then killing Mr. Krabs with extreme blunt force. The episode cuts out with apparently, black magic sigils. I couldn't sleep that night, due to the fucking fear of being killed by Spongebob. In the morning, I throwed my DVD away.
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