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Leo.exe

One day at my Grandma's house, I was watching a shitty movie called the Titanic. Then suddenly, the Titanic crashed into an iceberg, crushed a bunch of penguins and exploded and all the characters burned to death. All except Leonardo DiCaprio's character, Jack. Jack was mostly burnt but he lived. Suddenly, he jumped out of the screen and pulled out a gun and shot me. He shot my arm so I lived but I was wounded. My Grandma was in the army so there were a lot of guns. I grabbed a pistol and shot Leonardo DiCaprio but the bullets went through him I wasted all my bullets trying to shoot him. I was out of ammo. So I threw the gun at Leonardo DiCaprio but that went through him too. So I used my special move and summoned The Great Paladin. But Leonardo DiCaprio shot an iceberg at The Great Paladin. Luckily, the Paladin was level 999 so he was okay. Then the Paladin shot a laser (lazor) at him, killed Leonardo DiCaprio and saved the entire universe. Or so I thought. The DVD for the Titanic then cam out of the DVD player and turned into a super fast living, flying buzz saw. It then chopped off the Great Paladin's head which then rolled off. Then I used my last revive potion and revived the Paladin. The Paladin then used his hammer of goodly justice a destroyed the DVD. But it wasn't over just yet. A giant Titanic boat appeared next to My Grandma's house. It then transformed into a giant robot. The TITANICBOT! Even The Great Paladin wasn't stong enough to beat him. So how could I beat him? Then I thought: How did the Titanic sink in the shitty movie? After 3 hours of thinking, I found the answer. Because of the iceberg. So I summoned The Frozen Titan. Then The Titanicbot said
"TIME FOR REVENGE!"
The Titanicbot then made his Titanic Sword appear in his hand. And charged at The Frozen Titan. The Titan then used his Ice Blade to parry the attack. Suddenly, The Titanic Bot tried to attack me. The Frozen Titan jumped int the way of the attack. He fell on the ground, destroying a bunch of nearby houses, killing the people inside. He was clearly dying. Just before he died, he said to me.
'I will give you my powers. Don't let my death be in vain."
With that, he died. I suddenly got the power to shoot ice. I used this power to make a super duper sharp spear of ice and threw at it and killed it. I saved the universe. 
Le End?
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Leptys the Evil One

Leptys is a supernatural, alien-like being that exists in another plane of existence outside our own. History tells very little about Leptys other than that he is known as "the Evil One" and "the Master of Desire and Chaos".
He is a bizarre yet imposing creature that has three eyes, 2 of them strike fear in those who stare into them, and the third one drives anyone who looks into it into madness, and has 13 tentacles, 2 on his chin, 2 on the top of each of his two hands, and 7 that serve as his legs.
Because most, if not all, of the Evil One's history is lost in darkness, Mankind can nowadays only trace his twisted outline around the shadow he has casted upon the world for centuries. According to Egyptian Text, he once killed the whole population of Mars, reducing the planet to a red wasteland. and according to the Scrolls of Alexandria he secretly led the great city of Babylon to greed and famine which then lead to it's downfall. Every 13,000 years, when the moon is a Red Eclipse, Leptys comes into our world to wreak chaos for 13 days and 13 nights, because he is a check against human corruption, whenever mankind's societies become too thriving every 13,000 years, a sacrificial ritual is required to summon Leptys into our world so he could destroy said societies and thus the balance is restored. Then when 13,000 more years have passed, the apocalyptic cycle begins again.
A special chant must be made during the ritual. "Aumento, maligno Leptys, Ascensão e Prosperar!" In translation the chant means, "Rise, Evil One Leptys, Rise and Thrive!"
Leptys doesn't always bring chaos to the universe by himself, he happens to have 7 powerful minions to help him with his apocalypses. These otherworldly minions are named after the Christian Seven Deadly Sins: Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Anger, Envy and Pride. Lepty's seven minions are oftentimes associated with the ritual that brings their dark master into our world.
Because of Lepty's evil reputation and immense power, those who know of the Evil One greatly fear him, and dread of the day he will come back to spread darkness and ruin over the heavens and the earth once more.
Unfortunately for us, it's been 13,987 years since his last visit.
Which means we have 13 more years left...
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Let's Do It

I collected information from an entity a few years back. I wrote down everything he told me. A psychic helped me gather this information. I leave his name a secret. Some things were too grotesque to tell about. Such as satanic messages and horrible things that can not be mentioned. Here is the story we heard, but I warn you, it is very disturbing...
I was a victim of a horrible nightmare.
I was walking down a dark dirt trail.
There was not a sound to be heard.
It was a steep incline to the top.
I felt like I was climbing for hours
On that dark dirt road.
Out of the blue, shrieks of pain rose in the background.
I heard a loud sobbing going on around me.
There was rustling in the bushes surrounding me.
I started going faster.
I was scared to death.
I was heading towards the top of a dark cliff.
I heard screams of neglect and yells like "You're no good!"
The word Suicide rushed through my mind.
I kept walking.
Then the ground faded away from under me.
I heard violent stabbing noises in the distance.
It was followed by screaming
I was going through hell itself.
I kept walking.
Faster than ever.
It felt like the climbing would never end.
I started getting really depressed.
I started to break down.
I started screaming "I HATE MY LIFE!"
I ran to the top of the cliff where I found an apparition.
He had no face, but he wore dark clothing and was shaped very much like a human posture-wise.
I looked at him for a while.
He held out his hand.
He said "Let's commit suicide together"
I held his hand and we jumped off of the ledge.
About 1 minute later, you heard a crunch and a splatter noise.
I woke up.
I screamed for my parents.
They didn't come.
I heard a voice.
"You are in hell" It said "And your parents aren't here!"
Soon after listening to the messages, the psychic who helped me died of an unknown illness. My dog, who was in the room during the time of the messages, went mad and chewed off his own leg. He bled to death. I am battling a demonic entity in my dreams that looked much like the one described in the information. I had to sell my house and move in somewhere else with my wife, but everywhere I go, the entity always follows. My plans are to commit suicide within a month unless the problem is resolved. This spirit I could tell was trying to get me to do something. I could tell. And with my wife pregnant, I am worried that the child will be haunted by this demon as well as I will be. Also, with my wife 8 months pregnant, I am worried that the demon will attack her while she is disabled. The good news is that she hasn't had anything happen to her yet. I have consulted several priests to rid this demon, all of them have failed, all committing suicide soon after. If you know anything about this, contact and tell me what to do. Please, just help me... please... help...
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Let's Play Suicide

My name and identity are not important. What is important is what happened to me. I was a true Pokemaniac. I could name all 649 Pokemon by heart. I knew their types, abilties, and base stat totals. I had all the games with Blue being my first game, and Platinum being my last. It was a rainy day. My family and I had just moved into a new house. It was old and granted a little creepy at first. but we gradually warmed to it. I had, of course, brought all my Pokemon games with me, and was playing Blue when we walked in. I had just beaten the Elite Four a second time with my Charizard, and I decided to replay it again, after I had helped set up our house. Granted it took about a week or two since it was a pretty big house so you could imagine what it was like to go without seeing my Pokemon for that long.
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Let's get one thing "straight"

Let's get one thing about me "straight" up-front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm about as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on to me, I'd be like, "No way, bro. I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There goes George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where?!" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away! Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them and letting them know how much I'm enjoying myself. So, even though I'd have a bunch of ripped guys all taking turns on my butt, I'd still be enjoying it. But only because I forced myself to. It's not like I could fight these guys off. There are too many of them and they want me too much. What am I, Chuck Norris?" I'm not against homosexuality, though. I say to each his own. You're free to do whatever you want.
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Let Me Introduce Myself

Remember those dreams you had when you were little? Disfigured humanoids and the like. Some of the "dreams" you had weren't really dreams, and this story is a "dream" I had earlier this summer. It happened this year, not long from now.
I woke up with strange pain that shot through my body. I noticed a strange figure in my doorway and immediately from my reads of pastas, I thought it was Slenderman.
But when my eyes adjusted to the light, I could see that it was not. It was short, but still, it stayed in my head forever. It was only partially materialized and within moments it formed into what appeared to be me. It was completely silent, until it spoke.
"Let me introduce myself, I am you!"
"But you can't be me! I am me."
He had a strange voice, but he still spoke otherwise, "Nonsense, you know the thing about time travel, that the same matter can't exist in the same place at the same time. Well, I would have to walk inside of you to do that, and that's physically impossible."
"I am a time traveler?"
"No, not that either."
"Then what are you?"
It took me some time, but I realised that I was talking into thin air in reality, and that the voice was in my mind. "Shall I show you my true form?"
I did not hesitate. I told him to get on with it. "Go ahead, show me!"
It took the half-materialized form then it turned to this... creature... I can't describe, but from that I knew that I had died, and that death was letting me go.
"Now that you have seen me, I shall go."
It then seemed to fade into nothingness. Its voice still spoke to me. "I hope that you are satisfied. But I will return, for I am The End! I will come back for you, and you will not see me come."
My little brother walked over to me, seeing me stand and stare into the open doorway of my room. He spoke to me from the hallway of the house.
"What the hell? Who are you talking to?" he questioned.
I did not answer; I just went back to sleep.
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Let Me Out

It's there... With me all the time... In my head... It won't leave me alone.
My name is Trey. I've been having these dreams for a while... weird dreams. I know they're not normal, because they're too realistic. It starts out with me running through a forest, with something chasing me. Near the end, I trip, and the creature heads towards me. The last thing I see is a shadow. Last night though... It was different. It started out normal, but when I tripped, I got a good look at the thing chasing me. It was tall, slender, with long, sharp fingers. It had bulging black eyes, no nose, and its mouth was stitched together. It looked at me for a good while, then spoke: "Let... me out."
My eyes shot open and I jumped up to a sitting position in my bed. It was all a dream. I walked to the kitchen, got a drink of water, and went back to bed. I couldn't sleep though.
The next night I had the same dream, but after it spoke, I didn't wake up. "Let... me out." "Okay! Fine! I'll let you out! Now leave me alone!": I said. It then smiles as best as it could, and disappeared. Now, I am seeing it not in my dreams, but in real life. Others can see it too. I fear I let some demonic force out of the darkest depths of my mind. I fear for my life. Wish me luck...
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Let me tell you a little secret....

Wanna hear something that was never meant to be told? Well where do I begin... maybe at the start.
It was a cold, winter day and I was very bored, so I decieded to play my old NES system. I pulled out this dusty ancestor of a game console, lifted the lid open, and popped in the classic Mario brothers game. However, when I turnned on the game, I saw the most magnificent sight to ever be seen by anyone who ever existed...
OH MAYI FEEFGING GOD A GIANTIC WEINER OF PALLOGAH DESTRIED TO EAT A HUGE HEAVY WEAPANS GHAY SO MUCH THAT MY EYES BALL FELL AOUT OF MY TOES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPEND WITH THE GERMONS AND THE RUSSHANS IN THE BATTEL OF THE WARR OF the FRECHN AND IDIAN WAR. THEN A HUGE WHATTER BALON WELLLLLLLLL WANTED TOPLOY A HUGE RACECAR THAT RAN OVER MY HUGE BALLSACH THAT WAS ACTUALLY A SOCKET OF AL-BASHIR AL ASAD (WHO FIRST APPERAED IN YOUKAI DOCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKI WHIC H IS A GAME RELEASED IN 1977 BY ACTIvison)
After that A SCARY werewolf WANTED to eat the flesh off my botty AND THEN A tiny camel pulled A TITANIC out of my hair ON MY teeth. I WAS SO SCARRED THAT I peed my toys and drank my pee. NOW I am dead manz.
So what was that secret I told you about? Well actually I don't have a NES and I have a pet frog.
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Let me tell you something and listen real good, ok?

I got spooked because of this and I want the world to know.
Yesterday, I received an envelope that said "Time Sensitive - Open Now."
That scared me because I didn't know how much time I had left. But anyway, I opened the envelope.
"You have been pre-approved for 0% financing on a new Toyota RAV4!"
Well, dang... Thanks for telling me after I just spent $77,450.31 on a Toyota RAV5.
But then I realized something: TOYOTA DOESN'T MAKE A RAV5.
So then what did I buy?
I went outside to my car and ripped off the Toyota logo. To my horror, underneath the logo it said: "Coronavirus Car Model 2020."
AHHHHH! My car is the outbreak source of COVID-19!!!!!!!!
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Let the cursed doll go

Okay, so to start off when this happened I was young and a little girl and this started before his death. Sonic R was the favorite between my cousins and I. To be honest it made me happy until I decided to turn away and slam the door (hah frozen reference) because then ill never have to deal with him again. Here is my story.
It was Christmas Eve 2005, and we had the party at my cousin's house all we do there normally is just play video games until 2 in the morning, than sleep and play more games after breakfast( we stilll do that now ). I was the youngest back then so I got to pick the game. I decided on Sonic R. It was only 90% so I badly wanted to beat the game. I didntt think that the Tails Doll was actually evil. I was wrong. I finally beat the game after a few hours(with the help of my cousins who did most of the work for me), but something did not look right. The cursed doll was in front of us where I could see him. I was only a five year old so I decided to hug it. The doll was in my arms until it used it's claws to scratch me. I had a scar in a spot under my chest and I still have it today, but thats the reason why I hate bikini season. Anyway I ran to the guest room because it has a Swiss army knife.I grabbed it and my Sonic that I left at their house. I gave the knife to my cousin and hugged my Sonic. My cousin took my plush and said Sonic the Hedgehog in Japenese, then the doll disappeared. A lot of years later I decided to beat the game again because I accedentally wiped out the memory. It was a Saturday night and I was all alone. I finished the last 5% of the game. He came back. I took my Sonic and said his name in Japenese. He went away again, but I know that he will be back. I was told to burn the game, but I didn't and I dont think I ever will.
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Letters to Dead People

Part of my personal grieving process is to send letters to those whom I looked up to in my life and it sort of gives me closure. There is one person, in particular, who I send a letter to every year around the time that he passed. He was a Scoutmaster for me when I was in the Boy Scouts, and also one of the only positive male role-models I ever had in my life. Here's the last letter that I sent him:
Today, I received a letter in the mail from Mr. V's address....
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Lewis's Warning

You walk down the hallway to the living room to watch TV. The old unused dog door rustled in a breeze outside. You walk to the side of the room, lighting a scented candle and giving some light to the room. You like your little home here at 619 Semple Street; it's really quiet and a nice neighborhood. The only incident was a fire from a tipped candle at 616 the year before because of a tipped candle, a house that was never rebuilt because no one bought the property.
The next time the flap rustled something came in. You twist in your chair to see Lewis, a black tomcat from down the street, slip through the plastic flap. He jumps up on your side table and you rub between his ears. As he pushed up against your hand, his small black paw hits the power button on the remote and Channel 2 lit up the room. Startled by the sudden light and noise, Lewis's eyes flash open before he jumps down. They glow slightly with a bright golden-white color as he hops over the edge of the table. You look up at the TV and check the time. You see the clock on the news station reads 5:40. Looking at the two digital clocks you have in the living room, they say 5:10. You hear a contented sigh as Lewis settles himself by a vent in the corner of the room. As you're trying to figure out the time issue, a story catches your attention.
"We're here at 619 Semple Street, where a fire has devastated this household. Officials say there were no remains among the ashen rubble."
You snap your head around and stare, horrified, at the screen as they show a Live Picture of your house, or what used to be your house. All that remains is the frame and blackened rubble. You realize this must mean something, because obviously your house is fine now. Suddenly you see something black move in the back of the live picture. It stops and blinks right at you once and moves on, slipping into the woods. It's Lewis. You look for the black tomcat by the vent but he wasn't there anymore.
As you get up to leave, it hits you like a blow to the head.
Lewis died in the fire of 616 the year before.
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Liar

You lied! You said monsters didn't exist! How stupid were you?! I am no longer one of you, anymore. I am... stronger, now... I have abilities you humans could never imagine. I am among you, but you would never know, as I look just like the average human; I could be anyone.
I could be the cute girl who works in your office, I could be the hot guy across from you at the bar, I could be your child and you would never know. You see, I want you to think I'm normal, that I'm harmless, but, you see, I am one of the most dangerous creatures out there.
You know that feeling you get when you're asleep? That feeling that someone or something is watching you? Well someone is, and it's me. I am invading your mind trying to find your worst fear, then when the time is right I strike. I am a very patient predator; my goal is not to kill you though... no, you wish it was as simple as that. I want to make you scream, I want to make you piss/shit yourself. I want to feed off your fear. I smile knowing that soon I will be full, and then, I'll make you one of us: the ones in the shadow, haunting humanity's dreams since the first ape learned to walk upright.
I'm coming for you now... see you later.
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