Girl group

Girl groups are vocal groups marketed to valley girls, prepubescent girls , and men who like staring at sexy young adult women. They are essentially the female equivalent to boy bands, because they have the same traits as them, except just having different variations. Rather than being tone-deaf, moronic teenage boys who make Justin Bieber look like Motörhead, and being pandered to hormone-drinking teenage girls, girl groups are geared towards both teenage girls and teenage boys and men.
Girl groups, unlike boy bands, existed earlier, but rose in popularity later. like the Beatles and Monkees, who were widely considered to be the original boy bands of the 1960s, but were more or less actual rock bands, the original girl groups were , , and Heart, but around the 1990s, The Spice Girls came into being, and set the standard for girl groups to be as pro-girl as possible. From then on, the manufactured girl groups all were made for the purpose of promoting the Girl Authority agenda.
==The Origin and Manufacturing of Girl Groups==
Unlike boy bands, girl groups are not made up of artifically created human women. Instead, girl groups are made up of valley girls turned feminist. The groups are made by the Girl Code Establishment. The organization has been known to go to the San Fernando Valley to recruit teenage girls and women to promote their organization.
 Like boy bands, the songs are written by the members, Girl groups are also almost always seen or heard "performing" , to the exclusion of all other genres save for R&B and possibly soul. They certainly never touch that disgustingly manly thing known as rock n' roll.
When the members for a specific group are recruited, they are trained to perform generic and uninspired dance moves—so uninspiring that they make boy bands look interesting. Despite, or possibly perhaps, because of the , teenage boys obsessed with women want to get it on.
==Relationship with Boy Bands==
As stated both directly above, and on our article on boy bands, the members of boy bands are all gay, and as also states above, girl groups are feminist. However, it is also notable that girls are magical, and that, combined with the shared traits of both boy bands and girl groups being teenagers making a career out of singing, makes girl groups able to cure gayness, or at the very least, the gayness of boy band members. 
With this in mind, girl groups and boy bands tend to become friends—not just any friends, but . When boy band and girl group members get down to it, they often end up getting pregnant. The managers and owners of the boy band factory and even the girl group owners often strongly implore the girl group members to get abortions but since the girl group members are often Christians, and thus, they believe against both abortions and euthanasia
Due to the genetics of boy bands, explored on the article itself, the children of the cured gay boy band members and the flamingly heterosexual girl group members are always boys. 
==Notable Girl Groups==
As shown above, The Spice Girls, and their notorious feminism, is a good example of what girl groups tend to embody. However, there are also other notable girl groups:
*Exposé: The typical dance music group. Because they're an '80s group, their music may actually be not that bad. 
*Fifth Harmony: The edgiest, sexiest, most totally awesome girl group on the charts now. They're .
*Girls Aloud: Girls Allowed are aloud to rule you, despite their narcissistic name, they're not egoists. They also decided to follow the path of The B-52's, They Might Be Giants, and Weird Al, and sung a theme song for a cartoon. They specifically sung the tune to the Cartoon Network and Teletoon show Totally Spies .
*BLACKPINK: Allegedly the most popular girl group to this day. Their sense of fashion and dance moves have gotten them a lot of stans, and they have sold out several shows than any other girl group in the world.
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