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Trisexual

Trisexual \ˈtrī-sek-sh(ə-)wəl \ A person who has absolutely no sexual preference and readily partakes in all forms of sexual perversion. The "tri" of course is the fact that a trisexual's attraction (although gender blind) ranges from human, animal, or inanimate object. Live, dead, or grotesquely disfigured/unattractive --it doesn't matter in the eyes of a trisexual. They have an "If it feels good --do it" philosophy when it comes to fulfilling their sexual needs
==History==
Trisexualism started out when Tri was born. He was one hot dude. He was almost as hawt as Noel Coward, except while Noel was filled with masculinity, Tri was a woman. Anywho, Tri got hunted down as a sex object, and it ran far far away, until it ran into Dr. Seuss, and that's how the cookie crumbles. 
The Trisexuals grew tired of running, and swore off sex until they found him. In which case, most of the Tris don't reproduce and to gain followers they run naked into traffic on winter days and urinate on the target's feet. In which case, that person becomes a Trisexual. A Trisexual is also someone who consists of three genders - male, female and animal, but experiments go wrong and some are male, female and sausage, the most common is the bologna.
Basically it means having both a penis and vagina as a bisexual.
==Simplicity==
Trisexuals, like males and females, can be very indecisive. Just don't come on to them too strong. Even if they show physical affection, they will blow you off in mid-kiss or sexual contact in any form if they feel too gay. You must be on-par with them, know them a little, and feel totally comfortable before you totally misunderstand their body language as authentic in the sense of love.
A person who is physically & sexually attracted to men, women, animals, and tricycles.
Someone who is willing to try anything; a man or woman willing to experiment repeatedly with members of the same sex but who is primarily attracted to the opposite sex. Also see bicurious. Someone who likes men, women, transexuals and/or transgender.
David Bowie had said he was bisexual ... and he said, "No, no, I'm not bisexual; I'm trisexual. People just look it up and Google it. That's all!"
==Fanny==
Trisexuals enjoy this. Gay people for example Louis Pastier like fanny.
== See Also ==
* Transvestite
* Transexual
* Gay
* sexual
* Sex
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Trivia

Trevor "Trivia" Triverton III (born February 23, 1966) was perhaps the most trivial person who ever lived, whose entire life story, personality, favorite snack treats, etc., can be easily encompassed by a set of "fun facts", odd and occasionally semi-ironic coincidences, and obscure cultural references. He has appeared three times on the popular game show Jeopardy!, each time failing to earn a single dollar. 
==Early Years==
:As a irrelevant sidenote, "Early Years" is a fictional historical time period in the "Star Fleet Universe".
Trivia was born on February 23, 1966, on the same exact day that a military coup in Syria replaced the previous government, which is of note because Trivia's third cousin nine times removed, Muhammad al-hujjah, fought and died in the same conflict, in the National Museum of Roller Skating in Lincoln, Nebraska, the only roller skating museum in the world. His first word was "me", which was in fact the last word of both Richard Halliburton and Georg Friedrich Wilhelm Hegel. Unlike most babies, Trivia was never once put in a diaper, having trained himself to go potty all by himself almost upon birth.
Trivia showed an affinity for trivia games and quizzes from a young age. He was the youngest person at the age of six to win The National Trivia Quiz Contest - 23 years after the last National Trivia Quiz Contest was held. Despite his success in the trivia field, he was not nicknamed "Trivia" in reference to this, but rather was nicknamed after the Roman goddess of the night and crossroads, Trivia.
Unfortunately, Trivia's triviaing was soon cut short, due to a wacky outdated law in his home state of Nebraska that states that no one may mispronounce the state name as "Neh-bar-ski", which is defined as Witchcraft under The Witchcraft Act of 1723 and punishable by a week at the stocks. Ironically, he mispronounced the word intentionally while answering a trivia question related about unusual Nebraskan laws. Due to his being held at the somewhat underused stocks while local lawmakers removed that stupid law, he was kept from entering The International Trivia Quiz Contest, an annual trivia game accidentally founded by Friedrich Nietzsche, a man who personally and deeply hated games.
==Trivia==
:For information so irrelevant that it doesn't even pertain to the rest of his life.
*Despite the fact that Trivia's full name, Trevor "Trivia" Triverton III, could be shortened to "T3", he has never seen the film Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, which is also shortened to "T3".
*Trivia was born with three pinky toes. The third was surgically removed and donated to charity.
*Trivia once hardboiled an ostrich egg by setting his egg timer to four days. Needless to say, the zoo wasn't impressed, but it was a delicious egg.
*Wikipedia is known to be full of Trivia Nazi's. may very well be one of them.
*Trivia can lick his elbow and pat a Kangaroo at the same time.
==See also==
*Did You Know
*Didst Thou Ken
*Useless Trivia Questions
You need to get a life person who made this.
==External links==
*Funny facts
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Self-reference
Category:Knowledge
Trombone

The trombone is a member of the brass family of band class. Absolutely nobody cares for it because the trumpet exists.
==History==
In the beginning there was only light, then god created the first instruments, the flute and clarinet. These instruments were intended to embody wholesomeness and beauty, but god soon realized he had made a mistake as they were much too high, and hurt his ears. The clarinet and flute squealed and squealed so loud in fact that god created the tuba to cover the noise with its low soft drone. It was then that god had realized his mistake, the tuba was itself much too quiet to mask the squealing of the first instruments, the tuba simply added a low drone to the already chaotic squealing mess god had created. Next followed the horns, oboes, piccolos, and various other instruments, but none could mask the horrible sound, and simply added to it. God then created the trumpet, as a solution to all other instruments. The trumpet was supposed to blast so loud, and be so sure of themselves that they would not even look to play in harmony, but simply to blow all other instruments out of existence. Sadly this was also a mistake, the trumpet blasted so loudly when it was first created god lost his hearing in one ear. At that moment it was known that god would need a better solution. He then created the trombone. It was the first weapon of mass destruction ever created, and its powerful blasts along with powerful slide were used to push all of the instrument out of heaven in a blast of music so loud that god decided that he better retire. God sent down the trombone to earth to keep the instruments out of heaven forever. That is the divine purpose of the trombone, to play so loudly that none of the other instruments can ever make their way back into heaven to disturb god's peaceful quiet retirement.
==Description==
The trombone is made up of two distinct parts. The slide, which is used for manipulating pitch, and delivering forceful blows, and the bell, from which the deafening roar of the trombone emerges. The trombone also has one more weapon at its disposal. The trombone creates a massive amount of spit while played, so when the spit valve is emptied spit flied out and can be used as a nonviolent deterrent, although the U.N. categorises it as a biological weapon. 
They are the most consistently flat instruments in the entire ensemble, except when there are multiple of them where most are flat but one is infuriatingly sharp. This has lead to band geeks playing Trombone Roulette to determine who to kick out as the band director tunes the entire band to be flat.
==How To Roast Tromboners==
Tell them that in order to change notes on their instruments, they have to jerk it off..
==See Also==
*Boner
*Tuba
*Trombone hero
*Band geeks
*This:
Tron

Tron is a 1982 Disney science fiction film whose CGI special effects were groundbreaking for their time, but look like utter shit today, like those stupid monkeys from Jumanji. Or the Zords from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie. Seriously, how do you fuck up CGI like that only two years after Jurassic Park?
==Plot==
Arcade video game developer Kevin Flynn (Jeff Bridges) discovers that his boss, Ed Dillinger (David Warner) stole his idea for a game. To prove this, Flynn hacks into Dillinger's computer, which causes Flynn to get zapped into the system. Flynn's digital likeness is named Clu, as in "I have no clue where I am right now."
Now, that is a big door.
He meets digital likenesses of his colleagues, Tron (Bruce Boxleitner) and Yori (Cindy Morgan). Then he does what every cool computer geek did in the 80s... play video games. Except he did so without a controller, as if he were a Roman gladiator.
==Cast==
*Jeff Bridges as Kevin Flynn/Clu
*Bruce Boxleitner as Alan Bradley/Tron
*Cindy Morgan as Dr. Laura Baines/Yori
*David Warner as Ed Sillinger/Sark/Master Control Program (MCP)
==Special effects==
Tron was one of the first films to heavily utilize CGI, which stands for Computerized Garbage Idiocy and has made it possible to make movies about dinosaurs, robots, monsters, aliens, and masturbating anthropomorphic emus. Hey, a guy can dream.
==Sequels==
In 2010, Disney released a sequel, Tron: Legacy, 28 years after the original. Daft Punk composed the score. Rinzler is Tron.
Tron 3 is currently in development, slated for release in 2038, just mere months before Jeff Bridges's 89th birthday. His movie son, Garrett Hedlund, will turn 54 that year. It will be the first film to be released in IMAX 3D, Smell-O-Vision, Dolby Atmos, and vibrating seats.
Also they are making Tron 3.33 as a DVD and Blu-ray release.
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True Blood

Trve Bl00d is an American horror series show from HBO about a bunch of fairies, vampires, werewolves, shape shifters, witches, and gay black people living together in harmony in New Orleans, America. The show's themes are mostly true love, AIDS and the Norwegian black metal band Satyricon. Because the show is so heavily inspired by Norwegian black metal, it is also very anti-religious, even though all the characters except the werewolves are extremely religious people. According to Trve Bl00d, God is a hot naked woman covered with blood, who is replaced at some point by an ex-aristocrat vampire named Bill, who is eventually killed by a New Zealand/Canadian fairy. So Trve Bl00d is the first show/movie ever in which God is being killed, which is awesome of course.
The show is about to be rebooted, which means that God would be reborn and start annoying us again with world wars, holocausts, viruses and even more rebooted TV shows and Hollywood movies. This reboot must be stopped. This article will explain why.
==Terminology==
Trve is from the black metal scene, and also the only word in black metal slang. The black metal slang was invented just for this single word. It means being genuine and not fake. Because there are people who pretend to like black metal, in the sole purpose of fucking hot Scandinavian chicks. So we invented Trve, which is an actual black metal fan. Talking about this issue with non-trve people is strictly prohibited, so I expect to get gangbanged in the rectum by Russian commando soldiers pretty soon. This is not a problem.
Bl00d references the female gender, because it's blood that comes out in the toilet. So Trve Bl00d is "a real woman". What makes a woman a woman? Her womb? Her period? Good question. Is Tara a woman? She's a black lesbian vampire who cannot get pregnant. On the other hand, she's extremely hot.
So according to Trve Bl00d's terminology, the show is actually about human beings. And not about God. So God should totally stay dead in the Trve Bl00d universe.
==Bill is dead==
Bill was dead for the entire show, but now his condition is worse than Vladimir Putin's. (He's not just already dead, he's a puddle of blood that has dried in the ground.) And there is no show without the character of Bill. He's the TV equivalent of The Terminator, for Christ's sake. A nonhuman thing that turns out to be the most human thing in the show. It's like they tried to do Dexter without Jennifer Carpenter all over again.
Also Nelsan Ellis is dead, for Bill's sake. Get real, people.
==In conclusion==
Some things are better left dead. Especially God and Trve Bl00d. And the USSR, of course.
But if you're actually doing this, then you must reboot The Love Boat and Hitler too.
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True Love

True Love (born May 25, 1926) is a distinguished thoroughbred racehorse, and the triple crown champion of 1994. On May 27, 1995 Christopher Reeve was paralyzed from the neck down when thrown head over heels by True Love. 
== Yearling ==
Sired by SexSymbol out of the dam Prohibitionsucks, True Love was born in a barn at Knott’s Berry Farm in Southern California (ironically the same site of your parents shotgun wedding in 1964). Every year members of the androgynous community commemorate the birth of True Love on the anniversary of Rudolf Valentino’s death. True Love’s first break came as an extra in the Marlon Brando adaptation of Julius Caesar. True love can be clearly seen in several of the orgy scenes, especially the one where Brutus and Cassius let their hands speak for themselves. In early films, True Love could be found underneath Errol Flynn one day, and ridden hard by Rock Hudson the next. However, few believed in True Love until Judy Garland sang about rainbows outside the stables on her farm.
== Colt ==
Finding True Love in bed is the dream of every gangster, and this came to fruition with a cameo role in the movie "The Godfather". Numerous films followed. There was the one where True Love was tamed by a young boy on a beach wearing an adult diaper loincloth like he lives in Ghana and doesn’t have to wear clothes like a normal person. Oh yeah - "The Black Stallion". Another movie with True Love in almost every scene is "The Man from Snowy River". That movie sucked though, and you shouldn’t watch it. 
True Love fell out of fashion for a while, got involved in some bad projects like "Legend" with Tom Cruise, dressed up like a unicorn (how gay was that movie??) True Love found that doing seventeen takes so Tom can get his hair right got real old real fast. Things took a turn for the weird in "Braveheart" when Mel Gibson took True Love into this Scottish lord’s bed to stomp on him and hit him with a mace. mel gibson and her were gettin it on last night i got a video of it hahahahahhahahahah!!! not really dont post nautie thing on the internet kids and learn how to spel 
== Stallion ==
True Love continues to this day to baffle and confuse people. Some refuse a ride on True Love; these people are cowards, Khalil Gibran says so. True Love is also hoping to avoid any further appearances in movies with Catherine Zeta Jones who betrayed everyone by marrying that old guy. 
Are you looking for True Love? Please stop. True Love finds you, not the other way around. Stop looking for True Love in your local strip bar, or watering hole. It also helps to carry around carrots and apples; True Love loves apples. Those of you afraid you’ll never find True Love, don’t give up hope, also - moving out of your parent’s house would help. they loved eachother so much they had sex every night for the 4 weeks they had together woohooo!!!!!!and they also did the horses to appeal echother. 
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Trump's Law

Developed by Donald Trump, Trump's Law is famous for disproving the notion "time equals money".
==The assertion==
*"For any object x, m > x, where m equals money."
For the flippin morons out there, this means:
:MONEY GOODER THAN STUFF
==Uses in modern life==
If an evil man asked you to sell your family members as slaves to him, would you? Probably not. However, you should consider Trump's Law. You forfeit your family members, but you receive money. Generally, one would consider one's family members to be more important to money. However, would Trump's Law agree?
By plugging in family members for x, here are the results of Trump's Law:
*"money > family members"
This is in disagreement with what you previously thought. You were proven wrong; it is decidedly correct to sell one's family members.
==Who really owns the law?==
In 2005 Bill Gates offered to buy naming rights to the law for five million dollars. Trump agreed, citing the results of his own law as the reason for taking the offer. However, antitrust regulations broke up the original law, which was longer than the current one. The half listed above went back to being part of Trump's Law. The other half, now known as Gates's Law, simply states the following:
*"For any object x, where x does not equal money, m > x, where m equals a corporate empire."
Category:Donald Trump
Category: Mathematics
Trump Derangement Syndrome

Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental disorder that causes individuals who are afflicted
with the disease to lash out at normal people in fits of uncontrollable rage, usually while
frothing at the mouth and shouting epithets. Millions of Americans are believed to suffer
from the disorder. The condition is named in honor of President Donald Trump.
Other symptoms of the disease include crying, marching into highway traffic, and spending excessive amounts of time watching televised news broadcasts and searching internet blogs for opinions that validate one's own irrational loathing for the 45th President of the United States - Donald Trump. Another characteristic behaviour of victims is their sudden opposition to democracy. Psychologists studying the disease have identified the underlying cause as being psychosomatic, and they classify the people exhibiting these symptoms as "a bunch of babies."
The epidemic has also had notable beneficial effects, such as an entire new industry for promoting conspiracy theories about president Trump, which has, as of early 2018, generated thousands of new jobs, boosting U.S. economic growth by double digits for the third consecutive quarter. As a result, Trump is considering levying a tax on CNN, MSNBC and Hollywood to skim off their gross profits and fund the wall on the Mexican border. 
If the trend continues, the booming economy is likely to cause a landslide victory for Trump's re-election campaign in 2020, driving sufferers of TDS into a new phase of the disease, where they deteriorate into vegans.
Category:Mental Conditions
Category:Donald Trump
==See also==
*Russian interference in the 2016 United States elections
Truth (disambiguation)

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This article is a disambiguation, for the article click here.
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The truth doesn't live here any more. It breeds hatred, cannot be handled (especially by you), but will set you free. Anything told often enough becomes the truth. It is all that remains after you have eliminated the impossible. It is a good thing to share if you have a bad memory for lies. If you are under a sworn oath you may be obliged to tell it, all of it, and nothing but it. This can be inconvenient...and that's the truth.
Truth commonly refers to:
* Objectivity, a more pompous word that means something is not just true, but true independent of your point of view or bias, universally true, that is, a lie
* The internet, the source of most truth
* Flat Earth Society, a combination of the above
Truth may also refer to:
* Lies, everything that does not appear on the internet
* Suspicious Eyeball Movements, see above point
* Politicians, from the Greek word politica, meaning "magical lie machine"
* Pathological liars, among the kindest, most sensitive, and most intelligent human beings ever created by God
===Conspiracies===
* Liberal media conspiracy
* 9/11 conspiracy
* Caddyshack conspiracy
* Great sushi conspiracy
* Communist conspiracy
* Evil atheist conspiracy
* Monkey conspiracy
* Calculator conspiracy
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Truth or Consequences

Truth or Consequences may mean any of the following:
*A game show on American radio, and which then aired on television from 1950 through 1978, hosted by Bob Barker, by Beulah the Buzzer, and by various other worthies.In this show, contestants had to evidence truth--namely, the correct answer to a dopey trivia question--or else suffer the consequences, performing an embarrassing skit usually involving either custard, beetles, or nudity. Many contestants deliberately dogged the truth phase in order to get to participate in the skit.There is no UNCYCLOPEDIA article on this show.
*A game played by young people who are neither sufficiently telegenic nor sober to ever be put on television.In this version of the game, contestants are challenged to either reveal an embarrassing fact about themselves, or their spouse or lover, to all the partygoers (truth), or to perform an even more embarrassing feat (consequences), again in front of everyone. As there usually is neither custard nor beetles at the party, this invariably winds up involving nudity. Losers must chug a beer or mixed drink. As in the broadcast version, contestants often misplay the earlier rounds to get to this stage.There is no UNCYCLOPEDIA article on this either.
*A decrepit little town, pop. 7,289 (2000) in the Rio Grande valley of the U.S. state of New Mexico. It claims to be named after the radio program, but was in fact named after the drunken parlor game.There is no UNCYCLOPEDIA article on this either; write it, and you'll be the first.