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A haunted house

i heard about a house down the street,it was said to be haunted.i went there and heres what happened.
i was walking down street,late at night.i turned the corner to go to the abandoned house that was said to be haunted.i walked on the steps that made a long creaking sound,i walked up to the door i quickly opened the door then shut it.i coughed when i walked in because of the smell,it smelled like death.was the rotting corpses of the family that lived here i thought. that is when i heard whispering everywhere,it seemed to be saying save us.i was not quite sure what they meant.even with how scared i was i continued through the house it was quite dark in there,so i pulled out my lighter,and lit it.i gasped when i saw where i was,it was the room where the mistress stayed,it was said she killed her husband and kid.then killed herself,i thought it was for sure fake she couldnt have done that surely,it was a robber.i then turned around to quickly and ended up falling at someones feet.i got up and saw who it was,it was the ghost of the 6 year old girl,she looked kind from behind,she turned around and there was a bullet hole through her heart and she seemed sad and confused,she seem to say "what happened,to me?"for some odd reason her mouth didnt match the words.i said"where is your mother and father?"her face was struck with fear,as she pointed down to the basement,i walked over there until i felt myself be lifted up,by my neck!i tried to see who it was,i tried to fight it but as i saw a glimpse of who it was they put me down ruffly,i vanished.i coughed and coughed until i almost choked.i then felt myself feeling sleepy,i awoke but it wasnt in the house at the time.this was before they died.....i was being showed how they died.i tried to move but i was stuck to the floor,thats when i heard a female say "dear,will you come here for minute?"i looked around and saw her husband get up,thats when i saw a shiny object behind her back i squinted trying to see what it was.i gasped and i saw it it........it was a knife!he got over there and said "what?"she just smiled and slit his throat,she threw his lifeless body in the basement.i noticed the daughter was watching the whole time,she had tears in her eyes threatening to spill out,but she held them as she tried to find a place to hide from her mother.the mother got a gun out and shot her daughter then shot herself in the head.thats when i was over,i woke up with tears in my eyes.i promised myself i would help the father and the daughters soul rest in peace.i got and ran to the basement,i saw the daughter and father sitting there,hugging each other.i grabbed a can of gas and ran out side i put the gas everywhere i took out my lighter,and threw it,i ran off but thats when i stopped and realized,what happen to the mother did i get her released?i just pushed on and ran to my house.i went to my room and tried to fall asleep.i closed my eyes but quickly opened them when i felt a cold hand on my back,i gasped when i saw who it was.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
A haunting Mario cartridge

I was walking down the street one day when I saw that thare was a garage sale going on. I don't usually go to garage sales but I decided to go to see if I could find any thing interesting. When I was looking around I noticed a strange NES cartridge. The Cartridge looked very old And had super Mario sloppily written on with sharpie marker. This thought this was interesting and decided to get it. When I asked the guy Running the garage sale if I could get it He said. "Please I don't want it take it for free!" I thought this was generous. I got home took out my old NES, set it up and put the cartridge in. The first thing I noticed was the title screen music was Distorted. I thought this is just a glitch and Moved on. When I got to the first Level was completely Empty with no enemies or blocks in sight. Eventually I found a pipe that Said "Jump in to die". I got curious and jumped in. Big mistake. When I jumped in I saw a bunch of low-quality pictures of what looked mutilated people With the text that said "you're next" I could also hear a bunch of heart wrenching screams. After that I was transported back to the First level. But after that happened I saw another figure on the screen. It looked like Mario but black and with red eyes. He went up to Mario and jumped on him. When he did blood and guts Flew everywhere on on the screen. There was also text that said "Im comeing for you!" At this point I had enough I took the cartridge out took out a baseball bat and smashed it. After that I buryed it near the woods. I had a lot nightmares after that. So here's my warning if you see that cartridge please don't play it or else you will have the same horrible experience as I did.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Shortpasta
A little Weihnachtsgedicht

When the snow fall's wunderbar,
and the Kinder happy are,
When the Glatteis on the street,
And we all a Glühwein need,
Then you know, es is soweit:
She is here, the Weihnachtszeit.
Every Parkhaus is besetzt,
Weil die people fahren jetzt,
All the Kaufhof's, Mediamarkt's,
kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt,
Shopping hirnverbrannte things,
And the Christmas Glocke rings,
Mother in the kitchen bakes,
Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks,
Daddy in the nebenraum,
Schmücks a riesen Weihnachtsbaum,
He is hanging on the balls,
when he from the Leiter falls.
Finally the Kinderlein,
to the Zimmer kommen rein,
and it sings the family,
schauerlich: "Oh Christmastree!"
And jeder in the house,
is packing the Geschenke aus.
Mama finds under the Tanne,
a super neue Teflon-Pfanne,
Papa gets Schlips and Socken,
every person do frohlocken!
President speaks in the TV,
all around his Harmonie,
Bis the mother in the kitchen runs,
"In Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans!"
And so comes the Feuerwehr,
with 'Tatü, Tata' daher,
And they bring a long, long Schlauch,
And a long, long Leiter auch!
And they schrei: "Wasser Marsch!"
CHRISTMAS NOW IS IN THE ARSCH!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Category:Deutsches Trollpasta Wiki
Category:Shortpasta
A man with all his front full of blood and a giant knife began to follow me...

Just the other day I was walking absently, with earplugs on my ears, didn't notice him until he was behind me, I suddenly see his huge shadow covering mine. Startled turn my head and there he was.
He reach out me, took my hand and put some spare pocket saying "You forgot your change" and I reply "Oh, right! Sorry, thanks, Mr. Butcher..."
Was totally intense...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
A message from one of the last smart people on earth

Im not even sure if anyone is reading this. But it will be worth the shot.
I am one of the last smart people on earth. Everyone else has been made an idiot of because of a virus known as "swag".
The virus has in internal effect and an external effect. The internal effect makes everyone dumb. The external effect 
makes them look like they have baseball caps on there head saying "swag" or "obey". The only way to not become infected is to not
talk to them at all costs. I'm in my basement right now barely getting a signal. I can hear them coming right now with there "wub wub"
of there "dub step". I'm sending my coordinates now. 43°4-OH SHIT THERE IN HERE HELPMEHELPMEHELPMEHELPME.
Transmition Lost*
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
A new place

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==DAY 1, 1983==
I have moved into a new town that some people said was haunted. That didn't stop me from going in. An old man greeted me saying "Weelcum too *he gags* population:hell!" Then he poofed into thin air. All the locals were either dead or paralyzed in fear. My new house, it was so ugly I almost vomited, but I had to get used to it.
==DAY 2, 1983==
I've been here for a day now and with very little food. All I had to eat was moldy cheese and bread. I looked out my window, a figure in the distance stared at me, I went to bed.
==DAY 3, 1983==
I had a nightmare about the figure, murdering me in the goriest ways possible, while creepily smiling he said "TIME TO PLAY!" and then the dream ended, I took out my Ipod to calm down but the place had no reception.
==DAY 4, 1983==
THEY WON'T LET ME GO, I CAN HEAR VOICES ALL AROUND ME.
THIS IS MY SUICIDE NOTE.
WHY, WH-
...
It ends there.
Prolouge: A man commited suicide after moving to a town with supposedly no name, the nation closed down the town *no pun intended* and burned it down and destroyed it to make sure it doesn't cause any more harm.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Jornel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Suicide
A night in EXE

"Oh Jeffy, I can't wait to do this!" The happy data file said to the creepy smiling guy.
"Just shut up, Slendy is still home. You don't want him to walk in on us." Jeff said back.
"I know, but I'm just so excited to do this, it will be our first time you know. Killing a thousand gamers has nothing on this night." The EXE said with a smile that said I am god, and I want to do stuff.
Once they got to the place they were going, in this case, Jeff's bedroom, they sat on the bed and turned out the lights.
"Oh Jeffy, this will be so fun!" The EXE squealed in joy.
"Stop squiming around, I have to get the plastic sticks from my third dresser door." Jeff said.
"Oh Jeffy, give it to me!" The creepy hedgehog said.
"Alright, just stay still and quit grabbing for it." Jeff said back.
"Here you go." He said.
"Oh yes, I've heard about this, I've always wanted to have it in my hands. It's so big and hard, so you think I can handle it."
Just then, they heard eight thumps coming up the stairs.
"Crap." Jeff said as the door was opened and in walked his tall older brother in a black suit.
"Jeffrey T. Killingsworth, are you having sex up here?" He warned as he turned on the light.
"No, just trying to play the wii, but Sonic.EXE over here keeps moving around." Jeff told him.
"Oh, fine then, but keep it down. Me and The Rake have some...things to do...."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
A ordinary Trollpasta by a ordinary dumbass

What you are about to see might disturb you because I said so.
One day, I went to work at Patrixxx's office, when I entered, it was all hyper realistic. Patrixxx pulled out a nuke and tried to explode me with hyper realistic blood. Then, a skeleton popped out and gave him a heart attack (Of course he's still alive, Patrixxx never dies of course, I just had time to escape.)
I ran out of the office and a flying turtle hit me with hyper realistic blood, and I died. Then a hyper realistic skeleton fell on me.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
A real Gameboy Horror

Ok before I tell you this don't believe anything that the media tells you. June 18 1999 Me and my three siblings Jake, Katie,Mark and Me Justin. We were unpacking to move into our new house and when we opened the box marked "games" my sister noticed that her game boy was gone Katie said "wears my game boy?" I said its not in the box? Confused that she just got it and would never let any thing happen to it that's my she had it in a box in the first place. So we looked for days but nothing.
March 28 2000 Katie got a new game boy for Christmas and Pokemon emerald and today she came crying to Me and my brothers sayings my game boy knows. I said "Knows what?" She said "about my old game boy" I was thinking how and what so I took he game boy and I turned it on like a smart person and a text box popped up and it said "WHY.....WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FORGET YOU WILL PAY" I quickly threw it with out even Turing it off and before it hit the wall it shot rite back in my hand and i shortly passed out after this happened. I woke up and I said wears your game boy Katie she said in may hand dhuuuuuuuuuuuuu I quickly took it and it said "THAY DON'T REMBER BECAUSE I MADE THEM FORGET" I said what is today Jake said the 27.
March 28 2000 agin? I was creeped out when my sister came up to me and said MY GAME BOY KNOWS but she screamed it this time all most like she was trying to get me to make shore I heard her and I said Knows what and she gives me her game boy and in the text box was "You Know"
Later that night I could not stop think about what the game boy said thay don't rembaer because I made them forget. When my game boy. Turned on and it said " I lost my sister" I said how then it went to black and white and in the next box was She got left behind bye your sister know she will pay!
March 30 2000 I wake you with me sister standing completely still like she was scared I tried to touch her head she faded away then I passed out! When I woke up I ran to Jake and Mark and said in a strong voice wears Katie! To my surprise Jake said who.....
R.I.P Katie Patrick she was never born!!!
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Vidya games
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:The Title Is A Lie
A reply to 'k'

K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for "kidding?" So your reply is "kidding?" or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "K" on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "K" guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "K" guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "K".
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Rants
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
A sad man was walking down the street

A sad man was walking down the street. I don't know why he was sad, we'll find out during the story, just bear with me. So, a sad mutha' was walkin' down da street, yeah. A girl of 88 years old saw him and told him:
"Bro, ya better become happy right now 'cause I do NOT like sad people. Ya hear me?"
The man got even angrier and shouted at her:
"You little bitch I wanna be sad. Go fuck yourself in the bathtub and leave me alone!"
The girl cried and run away. She entered a rocket and found refuge in Somalia, best place in the world. 
"Fuckin' bitch is gone now!" sad the sad man, now happier.
As he was walking down the street he saw a young fella washing his car in front of his yard. He looked at the young fellow and told him:
"Yo, bro, is that water or is it piss?"
The young fella answered:
"It is sperm, bro!"
"Your sperm or ya brother's sperm?"
"Yo mamma's sperm!"
"Mamma does not have sperm you piece of dung! You manure!"
"It can't be ma mamma's sperm 'cause ma ma not a man!"
The sad man studied him and said:
"You girl?"
"What?"
The sad man entered his yard and put his pants down. He didn't have a dick. He had two vaginas: one in front, one in back.
The sad man, now happier, said:
"Bro, how do you take a shit if your ass a vagina?"
"I shit through my nose, bitch!"
The sad man, now even happier, left and kept walking towards his house.
Y'know, I think I know WHY he was sad. He learned his daughter was with fuckin' penguins in Antarctica and he was sad because he is in bad relations with his girl and because he's poor he'll never be with penguins in Antarctica!
So, as he was walking towards his house he saw a dog. The dog had human eyes.
"Hehehehe!" said the no longer said man. "Bitch, your eyes look like my babes' eyes!"
The dog spat a cat head from his mouth. The cat head had spider legs and ran away. It eventually entered an old man's ass and made his sing "Obladi-Olbada".
The man went happy to his house. 
As he entered the house, he saw 7 penguins inside. He got scared and quickly ran upstairs to take his shotgun. He then came to the living room and pointed it at a penguin. The penguin turns to him.
"Hold your fire!" says the penguin.
"What are you doing in my house, ya pingus?"
The penguin answers:
"Your daughter owns us money, bitch!"
"Why?"
"She didn't satisfy us!"
"My daughter no longer lives here" says the man as he puts the shotgun down.
"Well, she no longer has any money in her house so we came here to collect."
The man is intrigued and says:
"Where is she now?"
A penguin turns to the man and whispers in his ear:
"In the Whorehouse!"
"Where?" asks the man.
Another penguin whispers in his other ear.
"In Zimbabwe!"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
A squirrel banged my wife

I was walking home from work one day and I saw my wife fucking a squirrel. I screamed "NO!" The squirrel replied with "I am going to kill you". The squirrel proceeded to tie me up by my neck to a fan. I died.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
A story about a weird demo by some band I don't know

I had always been a fanatic for collecting demos by obscure bands who couldn't make it into the mainstream media. But one day, I found this weird CD on the street right beside my house. There was red Sharpie written on it- which you know is already a bad sign when you're too cheap to get a permanent marker that isn't a Sharpie- that read "JON'S BAND: TAKE 5 (01/15/99)." Eager as I was, I grabbed the CD and brought it into my house. I popped the CD in.
The first song was called "Jane," and it was a pretty cool post-hardcore emo song. I also figured I'd write the lyrics to the songs, since I don't know how to upload them to the Internet:
Like I said, I'm not coming back
I come home just to throw up my criminal thoughts
As I move back into your head, you kick me out
*unintelligible screaming vocals I couldn't figure out* 
Oh, I thought I was good for you, Jane;
It's all my fault...
The second song was called "Anti-Hate"
The mind is where love starts
I couldn't stay awake to consume your opinions on me
It couldn't have been this way - you were never nice
The third song was called "01/06/99," and this where things got weird. It started with an intro of a woman crying. A man than yells "SHUT UP, YOU FAT SLUT!" The lyrics were nothing but unintelligible rambling.
The fourth song was called "Hidden in the Yard," which consisted of a loud static sound over a huge thud.
I searched everywhere for this song from forum to forum. All I could find was a blog post by a police officer from Texas who was talking about the most graphic discovery of a corpse he has ever seen. Oddly enough, the post was made on 01/08/99, Which was a few days after 01/06/99.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Music
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
A story involving a spooky example of terror - in that the main character was scared by a quite unusual happening in a manner best described as unsettling

It was a moderately warm night in the Midwestern region of the United States of America, which is known to have such climes as the one previously described. To further divulge this definition of 'warm' as to give the reader a better sense of the temperature, it was during the fall. This tidbit of information not only provides the reader with the idea that the warmth spoken of was a specifically fall warmth but it also conjures into mind the normal attributes of a fall setting. As to the endeavors of our protagonist, who is hereby named 'Frank', he was out on the streets of this Midwestern town during the moderately warm season of fall. Frank was a man of simple pleasures - which explains his walking of the streets, as that is not too complex of an activity - and had a rather simplistic view of life to accompany such an easily appeased mindset. Altogether, Frank was a simple man. As he walked the streets - in a gait none too fast nor too slow - he witnessed something which astounded the simple-minded Frank, as it was a scenario too complex for his understanding. Just down the street which he had been venturing to reach the end of, all of the street lamps - or, light poles - suddenly ceased to illuminate the road. Their primary function (to light streets) was no longer being accomplished! Frank was at a loss to explain this happening, as it was an event largely unusual, and was so frightened by this turn of events that he spun on his heel in a 180 degree counterclockwise rotation and began the journey to his home.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep