Worst 100 Reflections on 2012

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2012, a site that can nearly see the light at the end of the tunnel.
;100. tries to take the p!$$ out of Uncyclopedia.
: settles for a little condescension instead.
;99. Zombiebaron makes the front page all about him.
:Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron. True story.
;98. Joe9320 irritates the users and lobbies and nudges the site to join the SOPA protest.
: [/w/index.php?title=Forum:SOPA_problem&diff=5396924&oldid=5396899 has a better idea]. 
;97. , , and blackout the wiki for 24 hours in celebration of SOPA.
:Uncyclopedians all over the world are confused about what "soap" is.
;96. covers the site in slime molds. 
:Or has that not happened yet? Did I just give it away? Damn.
;95. sits on IRC stoned and confused watching flail about.
:This is really nothing of note.
;94. Mirror, Mirror on the web, should we cut links to the dead? 
: opens the battle against the wiki vandal Alicia Keys over at Uncyclopedia's ugly sister mirror site.
;93. comes back from the dead. How long will the spell last?
;92. returns to the dead. Something about Turd?
;91. Whitney Houston is dead.
:The world sucks even more now.
;90. How much money can we potentially make from this website? The debate is joined and then 
:forgotten about.
;89. Wikia puts up a warning in front of the site
:Sadly, it's a warning about boobies, rather than a warning that we're crap.
;88. Between February and June nothing important happened
:Or maybe we all just forgot to update this page.
;87. We got some new admins: and .
:An "all time low" is declared in standards for being an admin.
;86. The UnSignpost dies and then returns one month later. 
:In the intervening weeks absolutely everybody stops caring.
;85. grows concerned about the brevity of the list.
:So he adds two pointless reflections and goes to bed alone, as usual.
;84. leaves a pointless reflection too.
:Then leaves to go have an orgy on his space zeppelin.
;83 - 27. lays claim to sixty additional reflections.
:He's so vain, he probably thinks this list is more than half about him. Because it is now.
;26. is allowed back of the kennel after leaving some sock shaped deposits on 's kitchen floor. 
:Prefers to skip about on the mirror uncyclopedia website than play with rottweilers on this site. 
;25. Uncyclopedia's least communicative contributor prefers to talk only to the animals.
: Articles about Sturgeon and Tapir quickly follow. 
;24. Disappears. Some nonsense about 'work commitments'. Pee Review starts building up. 
:The smell starts creeping down the corridor.
;23. returns. Claiming he is living back home with his parents.
:Had he really left in the first place?
;22. thinks he's cool enough to make a forum about himself.
: and follow suit.
;21. becomes a poopsmith.
:For the second time! He loves poop!
;20. Everyone loves the idea of Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea.
:Vandals aren't very original.
;19. The Government attempts to make like a million of the same anti-privacy bills which all failed
:SOPA, ACTA, PIPA, What's next?
;18. Lyrithya starts to add something, sees a giant moth, and then has to run off and chase it instead.
:...
;17. July 23 - July 25, 2012, Wikia permabans all the admins.
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:
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;16. The Olympics were on!
:And the USA manages to beat Australia for the first time in gold medal count! And Team GB won more.
;15. September 2012 - wins Last person to edit wins.
;14. October 2012 - Zombiebaron declares a New User Month, and a forum is started, suggesting that ICU be scrapped, because it just isn't funny enough, or nice enough to new writers. 
:Editors resort to using the construction or fix tag instead, and continue spamming welcome messages on new users pages, in the hopes that someone new will stick around and actually write quality articles.
;13. becomes an admin, somehow.
:He is declared a national hero in Australia as their most accomplished citizen.
;12. Wikia forces all photos and drawings with Nipples or Penis to be censored. The userbase begins to dwindle.
;11. promises to move the wiki.
;10. admits to being . Nothing happens. 
;9. is revealed to be . Once again, nothing happens. 
;8. claims that is his alternate personality. 
: offers to ban the next person making an X=Y post.
;7. Call Me Maybe
:Do I need to say anything else?
;6. The World Did Not End!
;5. tries to bury the corpses of old admins but twitches back to life. 
;4. Many 2012 fanatics saddened by the delay of the apocalypse. 
:Meanwhile a certain user won his first feature.
;3. Outbreak of rampant noobery as newcomers , , , and see their first articles featured.
: says democracy is killing his feature rate and so promotes this to the front page with one vote. North Korea approves. 
;2. We can all believe in again? Uncyclopedia's most prolific writer returns.
:Turns out he was playing Monopoly (game) for the last two years.
;1. Romartus and Zarbag still haven't finished History of Great Britain
:although it's been on the cover of "Newsweek" and the Globe.
;0. Will there be one Uncyclopedia, two Uncyclopedias or...none? 
:A Great Schism beckons. The knowledgable stock up on forks, faggots and firelighters. Others wonder who 'Uncylcopedia' are/were?
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