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Bag

Not to get confused with fag, a bag is a device for the holding of things in, typically a bag will consist of:
==Anatomy of a Bag==
===Handles===
This part attaches to the hands of the person who wishes to transport things about. A gripping or grasping action is required; seek medical advice before attempting this for the first time.
===Holdy bit===
This is the part where items are placed, to be transported.
===Exterior===
If this part does not have a plain background with a large $ on it, return your bag. It is defective.
==Bag-using Protocols==
The ideal contents of a bag will be:
#Smaller than the bag itself.
#Not too sharp or pointy or cutty (to avoid damage to the bag).
#Made of something.
To place an item in a bag:
#Ensure bag is open.
#Ensure item is in hand.
#Ensure item is not already in bag.
#Bag.
If you are the proud owner of a bag, perhaps you would like to share your joy with other bag owners. Try your local supermarket or abattoir.
==Warnings==
To prevent lawsuits, use only as directed. Do not place bag over head while sleeping, driving, engaging in most social activities, or using heavy machinery. Do not pour corrosive liquids directly into bag. Keep bag away from children; do not use to transport children or pets. Avoid swatting people in the face with handbag. If bag is made of paper, keep away from fire. Avoid vomiting into bag unless it is specifically designed for that purpose. Have your bag spayed or neutered, as bags who have not been spayed or neutered will become unmanageable upon the onset of puberty(which has particularly harsh affects on young bags). Bags may cause handle hand, vomiting, anal leaking, mental breakdowns, and death.
==The Paper Bag==
===History===
The very reason for the making of the paper bag, was to place over the head of your sexual partner. The thin paper (hence the name) covering allowed just enough air inside for your partner breathe, but it was thick enough to cover his/her face so you wouldn't have to look at them during intercourse.
===Its effect===
At first it was a very popular tool while engaging in sexual activity, but after a while people began thinking that their partners only used it on them to cover their horrifyingly ugly face during sex. Well... that was the whole point. Sorry to say it, the paper bag failed. Men used it mostly to engage in sexual activity with ugly girls, and placing the bag over their heads. But now they just close their eyes and imagine someone else, because the paper bag made the girls feel very ashamed and embarassed. And when they felt that way, the men could not get any sex at all.
===Its Use today===
Now, the paper bag is only used as an item holder. It is used very rarely now, in old dollar stores and liquor shops. It is quite frankly talked about in the world, but there will be a day when people will collect these rare and somewhat cherished items. They will once again return to their former glory as the original "Paper Bag".
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Bagelland

Bagelland is country in western northeast-central southern Europesia, somewhere near Kuwaita and HaSpain. Its most famous citizen is Karina Smirnoff, who emigrated from it to found the Smirnoff beer company in North South-East Siberia in 3442. Her prolific religious and philosophical writings form the canon of Bagellandese Catholic. Turning her back on Michael Jacksonism. (See Religion at bottom of article)
==History==
Bagelland was founded as a kingdom in the year 523, when Mortie Fishbaum defeated the King of Delicatessania, Sal Goldman, and founded the Bagelian Dynasty, then building his royal capital at Gefiltefishgrad at the confluence of the Mustard and Mayonnaise Rivers on the Plains of Matzo. In 1103, at the end of the 28 year long war of the 5 Lox, there was a period of about 30 years of severe depression not due to the cost of the war but because so many women had died fighting it that the men had no one to court except the ladies that were too old or sick to serve their country. In the year 1847 anarchy over throw the king and anarchy continues till today.
==Climate==
The various regions of this part of Europe have nearly the same temperatures and average rainfall per month as the rest of the country.
Temp. Averages and Rainfall(inches)
Summer - 85F, 73"
Winter - 21F, 105"
==Geography==
Bagelland is divided into three provinces: Upper Pastramia, Lower Pastramia, and Cornbeefia. The Rye Mountains divide Upper and Lower Pastramia, while the Mustard River separates the Pastramias from Cornbeefia.
Upper Pastramia, is perhaps the most heavily populated area of Bagelland with the exception of the city of Gefiltefishgrad.
The country's largest city is the national capital, Gefitlefishgrad, which is also the seat of the provincial government of Lower Pastramia. The city is famous for its many ancient buildings, most notably the Royal Bagelian Library, which houses the classic texts One Thousand and One Fun Things to do with Chopped Liver and the favorite pictorial of young and old alike Big 1'S !!! a collection of large paintings of the number one in various formats including Roman Numerals.
==Religion==
Contrary to popular belief Bagelland is not predominantly Jewish, though that is one of the smaller religions in the kingdom. The religion most recognized in Bagelland and the only one acknowledged by the government since its creation in 523 AD is Wakunist Zionism which is the belief in Mollusks as the supreme beings and creators of all. From the early days of the country until 1655 after Abe Finklestein had already left for Korea it was punishable by death to practice any form of religion other than Wakunist Zionism. The Reason this was repealed was due to a vast number of the country's best and brightest young minds allying themselves with Pope Finklestein and migrating to Korea for Religious Freedom.
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Bagga

Bagga are Punjabi people found in Punjab (India) and Punjab (Pakistan). Baggas are normally found among Sikhs, Muslims and Hindus. Baggas belong to the Khatri, Brahmins, Ravidasias and Jats tribes, warrior and farmer professions respectively from the North Indian subcontinent of PunjabIt has been reported in the media that Bagga are Punjabi people found in Punjab (India) and Punjab (Pakistan). Baggas are normally found among Sikhs, Muslims and Hindus. Baggas belong to the Khatri, Brahmins, Ravidasias and Jats tribes, warrior and farmer professions respectively from the North Indian subcontinent of Punjab..
FOR THE SIGHTCHALLENGED OR HARD OF SEEING, HERE IS A SUMMARY OF THE ABOVE ARTICLE: Bagga are Punjabi people found in Punjab (India) and Punjab (Pakistan). Baggas are normally found among Sikhs, Muslims and Hindus. Baggas belong to the Khatri, Brahmins, Ravidasias and Jats tribes, warrior and farmer professions respectively from the North Indian subcontinent of Punjab.'''
The Tribal flag of the Bagga people:And it has been for thousands of years. They are surely a prophetic people, as well as being warriors and farmers respectively from the North Indian subcontinent of Punjab.
==References==
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Bajillion

One bajillion is defined as the quantity 1042. That's right. Ten-to-the-Forty Two. Time to get started working out your conspiracy theories. But they're all wrong. It's just 1042. That's it.
A bajillion bajillion (1084) is way beyond anyone's realm of comprehension. 'Nuff said.
== Representation ==
Some people have trouble comprehending how big a number a bajillion is. Some people don't graduate high school. But for all you who are having some trouble—or didn't graduate high school—here we go.
===Regular Old Number===
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
There, that doesn't look so bad, does it? 
===Weasels===
Think about it, though. Imagine ten weasels. Then ten times that amount. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times that. Then ten times THAT. 
That's a lot of weasels.
===Carbon===
If you had a bajillion carbon-12 atoms, it would weigh roughly 20,000,000 teragrams. (4.40924524*10^{16} pounds). 
That's a lot of carbon.
===Conclusion===
From the previous two examples, we can see, despite the first example, a bajillion is a lot. Like a real lot.
== Bajillion in Culture ==
The phrase "a bajillion" is often used to mean five or six. It is generally used by compulsive liars and sufferers of attention deficit disorder.
The title of James Frey's book A Million Little Pieces was originally slated to be A Bajillion Little Pieces, however, the publishers thought this would make the book even less believable.
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Bakersfield (country)

Bakersfield is considered the foulest smelling country in the world. Home of over 300,000 local emos, Bakersfield proudly claims the lowest number of college graduates per capita of any country of its size on Earth. Bakersfield is particularly proud of its many MySpace whores. Perhaps the most well known as the setting of most Emo Poetry, Bakersfield is still a place most people don't really care about. It was also the historic birthplace of Vocaloid music artist Kikuo, who prefers adoring Discord Mods and 13 year old girls to think he hails from Kanagawa, Japan.
Also, the suicide rate of Bakersfield has gone WAY over the OECD average since 2002, when Jesse Fish took over.
== History ==
Although unknown to many inhabitants of the former Kern County, the Bakersfield Kakistocracy came into existence in the mid-1980s when, for the second (and final) time, Satan and his administration successfully rigged and won the governor election.
The God-Fearing Republicans took control of the Presidency and the Senate and Congress, and formed their own form of fascism modeled after Adolf Hitler and Zack Snyder. In 1982, Hooters girl turned Islamic-Facist prostitute Elvira, Mistress of the Dark helped revive the KKK to become N.A.U.G.H.T.Y (Now The E.A.C) to deal with it, and change the system to Nazism and protest the Holy Market and the The War Against Terror, yet Ronald Reagan had called on SSJ Jesus to stop that uprising. However, the USA lost that war in the emo controlled areas, and decided to move the sane people out of the newfound nation in late 1985.
Then, many of the devil-voting counties agreed to combine with the surrounding counties in October 1986 after taking several gravity hits and watching Mr. Wizard, ER, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Mickey Mouse Club reruns (oh yeah and TTTE, but don't tell anyone).
Yes, this was a long, involved process lasting at least 48 hours until October 31st. 
So at this point, all that was left to do was decide on a name for the remainder of the wasteland formerly known as Central California. Bakersfield seemed to fit almost perfectly and came up immediately.
== See also ==
* Bakersfield, TX 
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Balalaika

The balalaika (Russian:бананана) is a stringed instrument of Russian origin. Its body's shape is triangular, the triangle typically being known as a holy symbol. The balalaika normally has three strings, again, 3 being a number of symbolic significance. While the instrument is usually played with the fingers, some have tried alternative means. Russian Czar Vladimir Putin claims to be able to play a balalaika with his tongue. A sudden lack of balalaikas was the main cause of he Russian Revolution of 1917, which brought death, suffering and communism to the Russian tribes.
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==Common reactions to balalaika music==
Balalaika music amplifies positive feelings and often causes sexual arousal. Some people start rhythmically dancing, while others commence a giant orgy, and even others appear to be completely paralyzed by the harmonious music. Long-term exposure will typically lead to rampant lesbianism.
==Balalaika types== 
There are 2 known kinds of balalaikas: the traditional acoustic, and a more recent electric version.
The traditional acoustic balalaika does not depend on external amplifiers, since the performer himself can serve as an amplifier by simply ululating, while striking the string. It has been found that thousands of different sounds can be produced this way, making the acoustic balalaika a central instrument in Russian culture. The rising popularity of acoustic balalaikas can also be attributed to the instrument's relatively inexpensive production costs. Acoustic balalaika is an instrument of choice for anyone with a talent for ululating: small children, muslims, homeless and Britney Spears.
The acoustic balalaika is widely known throughout Europe, Asia, Africa and South America. It did not receive much acclaim in North America primarily because the majority of the population is physically incapable of producing melodic sounds, a fact proven by Dr. Simon Cowell in a popularised scientific documentary "American Idol". 
There are only a few documented sightings of an electric balalaika. Much controversy is revolving around this mysterious instrument. The rarity of an electric balalaika is attributed to the fact, that most Russians do not have access to batteries, or electricity in general.
==Interesting facts about balalaikas==
*Vodka greatly increases the timbre, articulation and dynamics of an acoustic balalaika. In the traditional Annual Balalaika Competition, held in Moscow, any performer must drink a 200 grams of this fluid prior to the performance. Vodka also improves the listener's ability to absorb balalaika music. Therefore, any judge in the Annual Balalaika Competition must drink 150 grams of this fluid, prior to judging the contestants.
*Laika was in fact named for his amazing balalaika playing skills. During his trip into outer space, he was constantly playing the balalaika. Until he died, that is.
==See also==
*Guitar
*Drugs
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Baldwin

Baldwin, also known as homo sapiens ubersapiens, a rare sub-species of homo sapiens sapiens of which absolutely nothing is wrong with. Not to be confused with Übermensch. Ex. "What's wrong with being a Baldwin? NOTHING! LOLOROFLLZOMGO!11!!" Unlike most things haveing to with genetics and stuff, becoming a Baldwin by marriage or adoption is sufficient for inclusion into homo sapiens ubersapiens.
==Fun Facts==
*Baldwin spelt backwards is niwdlab. Niwdlab is Swedish for NOTHING!!!! 
*Usually they are actors or writers, but they have been known to make pianos and locks, too. Others are opera singers, professional philosophers (kids, don't try that at home), cartographers, computer programers who hang around the water cooler all day goofing around, geologists-for-hire, comedians, and social-critics. Some are soccor playing dentists. 
*King Baldwin of Jerusalem's nose fell off from leprosy and he still kicked Chuck Norris' ass. Chuck Norris has another fist where his chin should be under his beard, but King Baldwin of Jerusalem had a can of whoop-ass where his nose once was.
*Not many Baldwins are homeless or unemployed, or have their TV show cancelled. If these things do happen, it's not their fault. Shame on the muthafuckinasshat who cancelled Firefly!!! SHAME ON YOU YOU!!! 
*Many Baldwins are members of the Film Actors Guild (F.A.G) and are friends of Susan Sarandon.
*Adam Baldwin, from the show Firefly is a much better actor than Alec Baldwin. That doesn't mean there's anything wrong with being Alec Baldwin however. He's still a mighty fine Baldwin. 
*Kai Baldwin, argueably the greatest of all baldwin's, is still alive today and will probably live forever. It has been proven through scientific means that he got the virgin mary pregnant. He also got mad and kicked a tower in italy it now has a permanent lean.
*Jack Baldwin (chemist) made on ring-closing reactions in organic compounds, regulating them under the IUPACt III.3(b). Compounds which break the rules are punished with deprotonization.
==See Also==
*People Formerly Known as Baldwins
*Baldwin Brothers
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Balearic Islands

Located 300 km southeast of Marseilles, the five Balearic Islands enjoy a unique blend of Catalan culture, Mediterranean warmth, French cuisine, and Colonic disease.
The islands, in order of size, are Jotica, Menorah, Ibseca, Foraminifora, and Koemma Island.
== History ==
Greek legend has it that the Balearics formed when Zeus passed five immense kidney stones and in his agony hurled them into the sea. Odysseus visited the islands and fought the half-man, half-snail monster Mucosides. Editors cut this particular scene out of the final version of The Odyssey because the fight ended in the first round when Odysseus simply trod on Mucosides.
The islands were part of the Roman Empire, then ceded to the Frankish hordes, then conquered by the Moors, then the Spaniards. An attack by a British warship was repulsed, but shortly thereafter the islands were captured by the Quebecois, occupied by the Nazis, captured by the British, then conquered by a pastry chef from Lyons named Jean Bienvenue, a herd of wildebeest, and then by a bactrian camel named Clyde. Finally the islands were abandoned to their own devices, achieving independence through foreign ennui in 1957.
== Economics ==
The main export from the Balearics is sunburn. All caviar must be imported to the Islands, and this is a heavy burden on the economy. Fishing for the unique achi-nachi yields only a few kilos of foul-tasting, useless minnows yearly; still, the traditional fishery continues -- apparently out of mindless habit. Most adults have jobs in the tourist industry, peddling sunburn to sharkbelly-white Germans and Swedes. 
However, the traditional beer-drinking industry remains a mainstay of island life. The government has placed large beer steins near many markets, public libraries, and schools; these steins are meant for public use and are refilled daily.
Spanish breweries compete jealously for the Balearic market, as through the miracle of modern metabolism a single Menorcan may consume 500 times his or her weight in beer every day. Just as the lowly shrew or hummingbirdmust eat more than their body mass to stay alive, the islanders require near-constant infusions of beer. 
It's the only way they can stand the tourists.
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Ballhand

Ballhand is a team sport, involving a ball and a hand. The hand and ball may belong to the same person, in which case none of the players are women.
==History==
Ballhand was invented by the English-language Uncyclopedia in 2018. It was created as a parody of the most unpopular sport in the world, handball.
==Rules==
The player owning the hand (handler) touches the ball of the player owning the ball (baller). There are two legal touches:
*Caressing is the fondling of the ball as if it was your favorite kitty. This should make the baller get an erection and lose focus.
*Punching is when the handler punches the baller's ball hard enough to make him lose focus.
Any other touch, including kicking or sucking the ball, is illegal. The game ends after 20 minutes, and then the referee decides which player has the least focus. The player with the most amount of focus is the winner.
==Differences from handball==
None. In handball, the purpose is to knock out all of the other team's goalkeepers, by throwing hard balls at them as hard as you can, from the closest possible range, until their goal remains completely empty. Handball & ballhand are exactly the same.
==Why should I play ballhand?==
OK. Say you are currently playing ballhand with a lady. This would automatically indicate that you have balls.
==Variations==
===Women ballhand===
Women ballhand doesn't exist.
===Beach ballhand===
Beach ballhand is played on the beach. It is even less popular than handball, since naked balls are not allowed on beaches, contrary to naked boobs.
Which is even dumber than being a handball goalkeeper.
The end.
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