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Another Lost SpongeBob Episode

I use to work at Nickelodeon. I did sound design, and one day, my co-workers called me after work. They said they got a disk full of unreleased and prototype episodes. I decided that, having nothing else to do with my life, I joined them. When I arrived there, it was the middle of the night. Weird. I knocked and the door opened. My co-worker had answered, and I had asked if everyone else arrived. He said yes, I was the last to arrive. When I entered, all the curtains were down and candles lit up the home. I asked "Hey, what's with the candles?" And my co-worker turned to me and said "Didn't we tell you? These prototypes are said to be haunted." I laughed it off. That wasn't possible. Sounds like some 2013 internet shit to me. 'Yeah, sure John. Let's go with that." We walked upstairs. 4 other co-workers were already waiting. And then, finally, we popped in the video.
The DVD was blank. As soon as the video loaded, it played the normal SpongeBob SquarePants opening. Unlike most shows, they never changed said opening. But then, during the middle, it cut out. Oh well, it was a prototype after all. It started playing, and it started playing the episode "Arrrgh!" Strange. These disks looked fairly new. "That's weird." The co-worker in the back said. "These disks looked fairly new." We noticed the animation looked both new, but early at the same time. We thought "A remaster? We were never told about a remaster?" The sound design sounded new. I thought "Are they replacing me or something?" It played as normal, and the animation once they finally got to the chest looked very early on. Almost like a colored animatic. Then, as soon as the flying Dutchman appeared, he gave SpongeBob and Patrick the award as normal. But when Mr. Krabs asked for his, the Flying Dutchmen pulled out a revolver and fucking murdered him. He unleashed all 6 shots upon his red, shiny ass. There was no blood, which signified that they probably intended on showing children this. "What the hell??" The co-worker in the back said. Suddenly, the Dutchman turned to the screen. He said "Vibe Check" and shot two of them to death next. He was reloading so I pushed a table over and pulled out my Glock. I shot the TV and it shattered. I dunno what I expected. I kept shooting though, and before I knew it, all my co-workers were dead. I just shot them myself. I don't know what came over me. Then, from behind, I heard someone howling. They whispered "You can't kill the flying Dutchman. I'm already dead." The last thing I heard was a gunshot, and then everything went black.
However, heaven's wi-fi is actually pretty good. So I'm typing this from my A-PC. Remember, if you ever work at Nickelodeon, don't forget, don't view the prototype tapes. They'll get you killed.
Either that, or they're the CEO's adult films that he hides away.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Im died
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Another Pasta By Candlecove

You know that TV show, Candle Cove? You know, the puppet show that turned out to be a case of imagination gone wild?
Well, guess what?
IT'S REAL!
In the early '70s, the government decided to try an experiment: they would manipulate the static on TV and broadcast frequencies that only certain people could hear. One of the results was Candle Cove. However, what people saw depended on their age. If they were 3-10 years old, they saw a creepy puppet show. If they were 11-17, they saw a boring ripoff of Treasure Island. If they were 18-45, they saw a porno. If they were older, they saw a documentary.
Over the years, more of these were created. They expanded to movies, books, video games, etc. One notable example is Twilight. Girls saw the story of how a girl falls in love with a vampire. Guys, however, just saw a white screen that was blank except for the words YOU'RE GAY.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:THERY
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Another Plants vs. Zombies Creepypasta

Hello. I am Charles Owen's son. My favourite game is Plants VS Zombies. Well, it used to be, until last night.
Yesterday, I was searching for something to buy on eBay. I clicked on the image from an advertisement I saw. The image showed a mint condition copy of Plants VS Zombies. I decided to buy it.
Something wasn't right with the title screen. It showed, "Plants VS Zombies" in sloppy handwriting. I continued on.
I started at the first level, the Peashooters being the first defense line. Something was wrong with the Peashooters. They were blood red. Instead of the normal daytime music, it was replaced with the sound of Saturn.
I decided to plant 3 of those peashooters. When a zombie showed up, something was traveling wrong. That, "The zombies... are coming..." sound that I always laugh at every time I hear it was distorted, reversed, and speed down to -24.
Instead of the normal "Brains..." sound, it was that sound from ROBLOX when you die. The Peashooters started shooting peas. The peas were different. Instead of green, they were red. The grass was also different. It was darker in color, and more morbid.
I got a sunflower, except it was different. The petals were green and the head was red.
Everytime I planted it, the colors would get less saturated. I planted it 10 more times, and the colors got less saturated to where it was in black and white. The zombies walked backwards and slightly slower, with a blue tint.
I started planting Peashooters. Something was wrong. Every time the zombies got hit, the screen would get a slight red tint. I planted 1 more peashooter. The screen got more redder every time the zombies got hit.
The screen faded to white. Then it cut to a black screen, with a blood curdling scream.
I was back at the main menu. This time, the background looked even creepier. The sky was red, without clouds. The house's roof was blue, and the grass was purple. I also noticed that there was no music. Just dead silence. I pressed Start Adventure, and no zombie hand popped out. The button didn't even flash either.
I was at another level. The level name was, "zu ot gnoleb era zniarb ruoy llA". That was, "All your brainz are belong to uz" backwards. Anyways, I played it the way I'm meant to play it. After I planted a sunflower, the screen got messed up and distorted, along with the music. I was back at the main menu. I then clicked Quit, as I gave up.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Vidya games
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Another Shitty Mario 64 Pasta

THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY, NO LIE!
I've been on a sort of retro kick recently when it comes to gaming. I've gotten sick of all of my Wii U games, and everything on Steam is far too expensive for cheaply made indie games. I recently found my old Nintendo 64 along with 23 cartridges, two of which being Super Mario 64. I thought it was strange since I only recall having one copy of the game, but I guessed one of them came in a huge lot of games and I just forgot about it. The two cartridges also had slightly different labels - one of them was normal, while the other one had a "Player's Choice - Million Seller" logo on it. I put the Player's Choice version in, since it had nicer looking contacts at the bottom.
When I started the game, everything seemed perfectly fine - no glitches whatsoever. I started a new file and began to play. I'm a pro at this game, so I managed to get 22 stars with ease. Once I tried to get the 23rd star, however, things started to get weird (in case you were wondering, the level I was in was "Mario Wings to the Sky"). The graphics were starting to glitch a bit - the orbs that are usually light blue were a darker shade, almost indigo in color. I didn't really care though, since it didn't seem to effect the gameplay. Then, I picked up a Bob-Omb...but when I tried to throw it, it just got bigger and stayed in Mario's hands! I looked it up out of curiosity, and apparently it's a common glitch that was first discovered in 2007. Again, nothing much. But this is when the shit really hit the fan - the Bob-Omb on the mountain guarding the cannon, who usually stays idle the entire game, was moving! He only had two frames of animation, and moved extremely fast. I started to get freaked out at this point, and was about to turn the game off...but right before I did, despite being at full health, Mario died. Well, at least he was ACTING is if he died, as I was still able to control him. He couldn't touch coins, get hurt by enemies, or go in cannons. I played for a few more seconds before shutting it off.
There's no information on the last glitches, and I'm assuming either the cartridge or the console is haunted. There are no haunted plushes in my room yet, but I'm sure one will show up soon. Please help me out here - what should I do?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Featured Pastas
Another Sunny Day at Sea

I live at sea...
I live in a boat that is constantly sailing in the middle of the ocean. I have never seen land once in my life. I don't even know how I got here. But all I know is that I like it. It's quiet and peaceful.
I have a radio on that's constantly giving me updates on everything occurring on land. It sounds very dangerous there. I hope I never see it in my entire life.
I've also heard of many disasters that occur at sea, such as rogue waves and waterspouts, although I've never actually seen them. I find that's a little odd. However, I just let myself believe that I'm just a really lucky guy. I've also never seen another boat. I have to admit, that is a little strange, although I don't mind. I'm actually worried about seeing another one disturbing my piece and quiet.
So I sail along, watching the sunset in the distance, thinking about how lucky I am.
The next day, I wake up to find an odd figure in the distance. A diamond like object that slowly starts closing in on my boat. I wonder what it is, before suddenly realizing in shock.
It's another boat! Here to ruin my peace and quiet! Oh god no! I can't let that happen! I wished it would get destroyed! I wished a big wave would come an destroy it right there! A rogue wave!
Just then, I look to my right, and there I see it! A gigantic wave traveling at the speeds of 90 miles per hour heading straight for the boat. And then, impact!
I hear crying and screaming as the wave smashes against the boat, destroying half of her. She slowly begins to sink into the ocean.
I watch in delight, but then I notice something that shocks me. The passengers are getting into life boats! I can't let them do that! I wished that the next best thing would come: a water spout!
Suddenly, the sky turns a strange color, and the next thing I know, it starts forming a strange funnel shaped cloud, which eventually manages to touch the ocean. It slowly begins to approach the life boats. The passengers scream, one clings tight to another one. Then, the devastation begins. The waterspout fucking gets them. It ends every one of those fucking douchebags' miserable lives!
Well that was that. The peace starts again. However, I have received more and more constant distractions! I have created a bunch of shit to stop them from coming, but now, I'm sick of doing that.
So I decided I am just going to end it all. I'm not going to destroy the shit one at a time, I am going to destroy them all together one day.
So to the reader, this is a warning message! I hope you and your colleagues are fucking proud of yourselves now!
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Another encounter with Herobrine

I had made myself a big world, got me some lava and made a golden house with lava around it and started getting the newly added achievements really quickly. They seemed very easy, infact too easy. But that isnt the point of this. I was playing a single player map with my house of gold and I decided I would make a mega long rollercoaster that would go over loads of the land and I came across what seemed like a huge Wool statue... It looked like the default person... but the head was missing. I hadn't made any statue that I know of. I inspected it and when I looked behind it.. and what we call "Herobrine" was standing there.. facing me. It was as if he knew I would pop up. He wouldnt move. I attacked, he just fell back like normal. But never died.
I walked away only to find every time I turned, he was right behind me. I got annoyed and turned and stabbed him like crazy. He amazingly died. So I was happy and decided to go back to where I left off and carry on with the railway. And then something caught my eye. The statue was finished. It looked normal but had... white eyes. I had ignored it and let it be as I was afraid something would happen if I destroyed it. That was the last I saw of "Herobrine".. well the Minecraft real form. Not the statue.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Ant Man

Hello everybody, my name is David. I am a man and I have a job. I used to be a family man until I accidentally manslaughtered my wife and children. Have you heard that fact that we only use 10% of our brains? Well that doesn't seem accurate to me. They died so quickly I'm pretty sure we use a lot more of it.
Anyway, as you can imagine, without my wife around I quickly found it difficult to place my socks (let alone clean ones).
"Barbara! Barbara!? Have you seen my socks?" I would regularly shout upstairs to the empty bedroom. It's funny how easy it is to forget terminally removing the brains of your loved ones.
After the fifth or sixth time of turning up to work noticeably without socks, a helpful colleague, named Reginald, approached me.
"Wife dead or something?" He asked, pointing at my bare ankles poking out above my shoes.
"She relied on a lot more of her brain than I had been lead to believe." I replied.
Reginald nodded.
"I know a guy that can help with that." He said, passing me a small business card, "when I murdered my second wife I couldn't find my socks for months. He really helped me out."
"Oh, I- I'm not a lawyer but I'm pretty sure in my case it was manslaughter."
"Yeah, sure, whatever. I don't care. Just call this guy." Replied Reg. "We're getting kind of bummed out seeing you around the office without any socks on all the time."
I did as Reginald asked because I respected him a lot.
After calling the number on the card and arranging an appointment, a strange, short man came to my house carrying a jar of honey.
"Wife dead? Can't find your socks?" He asked me from behind thick rimmed glasses.
"That's right." I said.
I invited him in and offered him a seat next to Barbara, my wife's, decomposing body.
"I tried to get rid of the body. But, you know, people ask a lot of unnecessary personal questions..."
The little man seemed uninterested.
He sat me down next to him on the sofa with Barbara and began to massage honey into my filthy, sockless feet.
I'll be honest, I found the whole thing oddly erotic.
"Leave it on three days." Said the man with the honey, "the ants come for the honey. The ants get stuck in the honey. They die. It looks like socks. Not one fucker will look on you as a sad wifeless sack of shit ever again."
"Brilliant." I said. "How much do I owe you?"
"It's part of my community service." He answered and left.
"Well, Babbs. Looks like I don't need you for anything anymore." I said to the rotting corpse of my manslaughtered wife, whilst giving her a jovial slap on the back.
Barbara, my wife, slumped forwards and fell on the floor. In doing so her right arm appeared to stretch out towards the hall where the airing cupboard was.
"Ah fuck. I never would have thought to look there, Barbara."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Ant Super-Soldiers

Dear all government agents and Interpol employees,
I am absolutely NOT planning to take over any major cities with hordes of ants by using controlled pheromone extraction and release techniques. Extraction and release devices are not being developed by me and never will be in development.
I am also definitely NOT using gene modification technology to combine the heat resistance of Saharan desert ants, the resistance to cold possessed by Pharoah's ants, the speed of Saharan silver ants, the armor, organization, and formic acid usage of the species Acromyrmex echinatior, the optimal swarm tactics of species in the Nomamyrmex genus, and the supercolony formation of fire ants. These traits will NOT be combined to create a species of ant super-soldiers.
Massive underground bases for the cultivation of members of this species are NOT currently in construction, and they never will be.
There is no reason to investigate me on the grounds of my involvement in any of the aforementioned illegal activities.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Animulz
Category:Shortpasta
Antarctic Bar

At the bottom of a 50-meter high glacier, exactly two kilometers from Antarctica, lies the frozen remains of a long-forgotten civilization. The exact location of the glacier is unknown, only that it is two kilometers from the shore of Antarctica. Upon finding said glacier, one is to approach it on the snowbank and touch the side of the ice with the palm of their hand. The important thing here is to touch it with your BARE SKIN, I cannot stress this enough. If you hold your hand on the ice for 5 minutes then speak the words, "I see and believe." you will seemingly disappear from existence, your whole life erased from memory and transcripts. What happens next, you are in a rather swanky 80s cocktail bar, but there are a few stipulations: You must live the next 50 years in this bar; you are granted 5 free drinks from the bartender, no more. If you attempt to break the quota of drinks, you are immediately executed on the spot by the rather brawny bouncers. If you manage to wait the whole 50 years, you will reappear in your original life, and granted one single wish, which you must take immediately on your return. Needless to say, very few have actually waited the 50 years.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Anti-Amongist

There are three groups in this world: amongus, non amongi and anti amongist. These groups derived from the 2020 game "Among Us", which was a huge success back in the day. Since then, the world population, which is currently approximately 8 billion people, has been separated into these three categories. The amongus, who are the supporters of the cult, the non amongi, who do not support the amongus nor rebel against them, and finally the anti amongists who absolutely hate the amogus with a dark passion. Same can be said for the amongus. In this essay, I will be explaining what is an anti amongist, and why or why shouldn't you be an anti amongist. An anti amongist, in the most basic definition, is an anti-cultist. They hate the amongus, and try their best to make the non amongi turn to the dark side. The anti amongists, however, are not the bad guys. Rather, they are one side of an impending war. Anyone can choose to be an anti amongist if their beliefs line up with an anti amongist. Anti amongists usually have a loudspeaker with them and will report any amongus to the government. This can get quite annoying, that is why half the government is committed to preventing this incoming sus war. To become an anti amongist, you must commit to the cause and do your best to wipe out the amongus by any means possible. That means you have access to government banned nukes, firearms, and the five infinity stones. However, by being an anti amongist, you will be considered an outcast to both the amongus and non amongi. Your hands will be tainted by the blood of the innocent, and your name will be washed in red. That is the consequence of being an anti amongist. With great power comes great sussyness. I will conclude this essay here. Thank you.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
Category:Memes
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Shortpasta
Anti-Drug PSA

So I was walking down the street and I was tripping balls WHEN A SKELEPHONE rigns. I answer and the CAR says "my dad POPPED OUT OF THE PHONE WHO opened the car door AND THEN I drove down the interstates WHEN A CAR CRASHED INTO A SKELETON THAT EXPLODED AND I looked in a mirror and saw myself park IN THE GROCERY STORE parking lot when the phone popped OUT SO I ANSWER AND the vioce is "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CAR?" and I turn around and the car's on FIRE SO I LAUGH MANIACALLY AND THEN I WENT into the grocery store but it was all bloody and the manager was saying "HAIL SATAN" and he was A SKELETON POPPED OUTside in the parking lot, two policemen were arresting a MONKEY ZOMBIE ROBOT ALIEN PIRATED copy of a Spongebob episode called "SKELETONS" THAT I WATCHED AND MY CHAIRS TURNED TO EYES WITH ARMS WITH MOUTHS AND TONGUES THAT LICKED EVERYTHING AND I was in the freezer aisle when PATRIXXX popped out IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS, LUCY is the common name of AL 288-1, several hundred pieces of bone representing about 40% of the skeleton of an individual Australopithecus afarensiSKELETON POPPED OUT AND EVERYONE DIED
[This has been a Public Service Announcement]
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Anti-climatic Grand Theft Auto V Creepypasta

I was playing GTA V when a message popped up: "EVIL joined the server". I was mildly annoyed, since I wasn't online. Then Trevor showed up in the game, and looked at me, and said: "DIE, BITCH!" He then blew up gorily. Then my system froze, I turned it on and off again, and it worked normally.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Anti Zero

A numerical digit for the number zero expressed with a font style which includes a slash. Unlike normal slashed zero fonts, where the slash goes up to down right to left this zero goes up to down left to right, thus being the antithesis of a normal slashed zero.
This number was found on a door in a bomb shelter in Boonville, CA. Inside the shelter there is presumed to be remnants of genetic engineering or religious activity involving the creation of hybrid animal/people called Chimeras. The only clue as to the origins of this facility is the Anti Zero symbol and some old machinery left in the facility itself.
Strange artifacts including paintings, figurines, and statues are attributed to be related to the Anti Zero.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Anton the Tampon

One day, Anton, a vampire, was knows as Anton the Tampon for his ability to suck up blood like a fat fuck sucks up a plate of cookies. One day, he found Patrixxx taking a shit off to the side of the bar and asked him 'Yo fat dino dick gtfo befor i bust yo assizle up". Patrixxx said "nofuckyou" and grew tentisticals and climbed out of the window and exploded into shit.
Then an armodildo poopd out n ided
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Animulz
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta