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Highway 404

Ontario Highway 404 	
 	
Part of the Ontario 400-series highways	
 	
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South End: 	Highway 401
Major Junctions: 	Highway 407 and York Regional Road 7
North End: 	York Regional Road 8.
 
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 The page you are looking at is unreachable due to a severe traffic jam on Ontario's information superhighways.
 
 
 
 
This may mean the following:
*Highway 404 has been severely congested due to urban sprawl in the northern rim of the Greater Toronto Area. You may wish to give up and turn back if it isn't already too late.
*Internet data packets will be delayed to arrive at people's houses in the urban and rural parts of the GTA region.
*A goat path will be built aside of 404 in 2069 to reroute packets bypassing the so-called "Internet error highway".
*Highway 404 errors in users' travel itineraries may cause commuters to be randomly delayed or severely late for their jobs. Telecommuters are advised to search for two tin cans and a piece of string as an alternative to Ontario information highway travel.
*People in the rural area will remain unable to access the paved network.
*Cottage cheese will not ship as fresh as usual.
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Category:404
Category:Transport in Canada
gl:Ontario Highway 404
Hindenburg Disaster

Paul Ludwig Hans Anton von Dorseluffen von Borgenogan Jeremy von Beneckendorff und von Hindenburg (Full name), is, today, the subject of much debate among modern historians. His long life, which spanned the years October 2, 1847 – August 2, 1934 was full of successes and failures. He was a well loved German politician popular for his views on keeping the back-stabbing-jew-loving-chain-smoking-industrialist-favouring-love-hating-war-making-Briton-killing Second Empire. To this, he devoted his entire life. Besides a temporary lapse into communism which actually caused the Wall Street Crash of 1929 as he decided that it would benefit Germany to distribute the wealth evenly. 
His long standing friend, Adolf Hitler, to whom he gave the pet-name "The Bohemian Corporal" for Hitler's somewhat right wing views on every aspect of German life. Some argue that this was the beginning of Hitler's belief in Gleichschaltung. This political ideology states that the state should be divided into "Gaus". The term "gau" is derived from the German word "Cau" in which, one finds the Indo-European roots for the English word "Cow". It is, today, common knowledge, that the "Cow" has seven stomachs and hence Hitler decided to divide Germany into Seven. 
Throughout his life, Hindenburg was the subject of much ridicule. This was purely about his physical appearance, for on his 16th Birthday (the age of legal drinking of Beer and Wine in Germany) he became very drunk and tried on a German Military Helmet. Due to the amount of alcohol which he consumed with the very same helmet on, his head expanded and after that day, he was unable to remove the Helmet. 
It was during these childhood years that Hindenburg learnt to be as cold as Krupp Steel and as Hard as Hitler Hitting a Harry Hoe named HArry (Very Hard although somewhat sonorous).
There has been much debate towards the nature of the Hindenburg Disaster. Many contemporary historians such as Alan Bollocks take the traditional standpoint (Standpunkt) of Intentionalism. These Historians maintain that Paul Hindenburg was a careful and long term plan in which Mr and Mrs von Hindenburg planned to have a child and name him Paul. 
A source from Hitler himself. Therefore, there is a certain amount of truth behind this argument. 
Other Historians take the Standpoint that Mr and Mrs Hindenburg did not plan to have a child, but was a result of rising tension in the household due to a vicious campaign of anti-lone child propaganda by the older Sister of von Hindenburg, Mary-Beth (Formerly Miss Arkansas). This is called the Structuralist point of view. See also, Functionalist.
Finally, some people, such as David Irving and Oscar Wilde deny that Paul von Hindenburg ever existed. These people are just crazy.
Category:Biggest Fuck-Ups of All Time
Category:Disasters
Hindu deities

It took 6 days in Christianity to make the world, but Hinduism had nothing of the sort. At first, Brahma just hanged somewhere inside the egg and was pretty happy about it. But then he realized: one egg per universe is insufficient, so he broke away and gave birth to dozens of gods, humans, asuras, beasts and snakes. It didn't take much of his time.
As for the prosper/reproduce idea, the humans simply volunteered. All that he did for birth control - deployed a little Death, which didn't help at all.
== Notable gods ==
*Shiva is a god of mercy and destruction. Mostly known for walking in the mountains and destroying everyone he meets (news later mention that snow avalanche has happened), he is very popular among the people of this world, because not only he always agrees not to shoot someone who cries for mercy, but also binds their wounds and does so free of charge.
*Vishnu is a god of avatars. When interested, he often registered an account in the human world, selected an avatar and went roaming. Critics accuse Vishnu that he once created about ten thousand clones and used them in Pandava/Kaurava war on both sides. At the moment Vishnu can neither confirm nor deny that.
*Indra is a democratically elected manager of gods. Other than shooting people with a lightning for his own amusement, mainly enjoys riding his favorite white elephant. It happened once that a slave of Shiva cut the elephant's head off in order to attach it to Shiva's son. After discussing the situation over a cup of tea, Indra and Shiva noted its absurdity, resurrected the elephant and drank for its well being ever after.
== How Indra deserted his post ==
Once Indra killed a very dangerous dragon. Unfortunately, dragon was a priest (who could have known), so Indra fled his charges into the lakes of USA. And gods became very unhappy without his sence of humor at their dinner parties.
So the gods divised an insidious plan. They have invited an unmarried human called Nahusha to rule them for a while, and they made sure that on every celebration he'll be sitting near the beautiful wife of Indra. And spread the false rumors.
It worked at first, as Indra greatly angered and returned to have a duel. Too bad Nahusha was a bodybuilder, so when Indra saw his muscles, he fled right back where he came from. The gods had to curse Nahusha so that Indra could return without unnecessary risks, to satisfaction of them all.
 
ru:Индуизм
Hippo toss

Hippo toss is an Eastern Egyptian sport popularised by hippos. During the great swamp-grass depression, the hippos did not have enough money to buy televisions or radios, so they had to invent their own sport. Most hippos did not have enough money for balls or other recreational objects either. Then one day, as a new mother was eating breakfast, she put her child on her nose and tossed him to another hippo. Everyone soon joined in and it became the favourite sport of the hippos.
== The popularising ==
At first the sport of hippo toss did not gain popularity due to the grossness and mess if one fails to catch the hippo. But around the time of the great hippo civil war, while hippos were killing each other (hippos are actually very violent creatures) the sport became huge, although mostly the hippos would toss baby hippos from the other side. 
Soon hippo tossing became a regular event. Hippos from all around would watch the fun of the other baby hippo dying. Soon a set of rules were developed. At first they were crude but become more refined as the game became more widespread.
=== The Rules ===
The basic rules for Hippo toss are as follows:
*Hippos are tossed without bounces
*Whoever fails to catch hippo must clean up the mess
*the longer it takes to drop the hippo, the more points lives the winner gets for the next round (they lose when they run out of lives and have to clean up ALL the baby hippos
== The tournament ==
Every full moon, all the hippos in the world gather for one large hippo toss tournament, with three baby hippos per game. The game only ends when all three are splattered, so games can sometimes go on for many days. Specially trained janitors clean up the mess when a baby hippo is splattered.
== The Fall of Hippo Tossing ==
The problem came when there were no longer enough baby hippos to continue the game. This caused enemy tribes fighting Philosopholis Thompson in an attempt to capture more baby hippo's. The only weapons they had was to through baby hippos and so the hippo nation was stuck in an endless circle of hippo tossing and stealing until all the hippos were dead. 
Category:Sports
Category:Hippos
Hippocrates

Hippocrates are crates used to store hippoppatamaleouses, or however you spell that. They are usually used in the winter months when hippos are not needed at zoos due to decreased attendance. Thanks to the legendary re-silience of hippopototoaomaomosdkfjoemama hippos, they are able to remain in these special crates in a state of hibernation for long periods of time. Hippos are also crated when being transported from zoo to zoo, or between Michael Jackson's mansions.
==Construction==
Hippocrates are usually constructed of balsa wood, although bamboo is also very popular with the northern Chinese hipopotemi. They were originally constructed from poached elephant tusk, but that was frowned upon by the general community. That is because tusks were usually used by hunters in those cool war films from old England. 
When unused, Hippocrates should be stored in a cool, dry place, with plenty of heat and moisture, and with a TV to watch in case it gets bored. Argos sells special Hippocrate crates for keeping Hippocrates in. Don't look in the catalogue under Hippocrate crates or just crates, though; Argos lists them under Craters and they appear just below Herschel Crater.
==History==
Hippocrates were originally used by ancient African civilizations, as part of a lost era of history known as the "animal storage period". Paleontologists have discovered many ancient animal storage bins, including one the size of a parking garage that presumable contained a blue whale. The animal storage period was only one in a series of "Pointless Eras", or periods in history in which people did strange things for no known reason. It began with the animal storage period, then went on to the doing handstands and making guttural moans period, and finally culminated with the Great Stamp Collecting War.
==See also==
* African Giraffe
Category:Random
Category:Hippos
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear for as the name suggests, , people with hippopotomontrosesquippedaliophobia are called stupid, stupid and dumb, as well as occasionally Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobics.
== Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia check ==
To check if you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia I'm going to show you some pictures:
=== Hippo 1 ===
=== Hippo 2 ===
Now you're scared.
== Name Origin ==
It consists of:
=== Hippo ===
Another term for hippopotamus, a large thick-skinned semiaquatic African mammal, with massive jaws and large tusks.not copied from google
=== Pot ===
A type of drug.
=== O ===
Literally the 15th letter of the alphabet.
=== Monstro ===
Portuguese for Monster
=== Ses ===
Socioeconomic status, for more on this topic, best we could find is this, which is 99% false information.
=== Quippe === 
Eppiuq in reverse.
=== Dalio ===
Salvador Dali's last name, just with an O at the end
=== Phobia ===
An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something.not copied from google
Category:Phobias
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Hiroshi Takigawa

Today we have a special guest who is skilled in the circus. Let's welcome one of the greatest Japanese comedians, Captain Hiroshi "Croket" Takigawa, (滝川広志) or Korokke for short, because he eats a lot of a meal which makes him fat, is a Japanese comedian and entertainer. More dangerously, he's an impersonator. He is famous for his hilarious face changing that will make you laugh like a horse, but it's hard to say that, since he has more than fifty different expressions. He graduated from Kumamoto Daiichi Technical High School and has a nice life in Tokyo. He also once appeared in a Japanese game show just to defeat an unknown commoner. The funny thing is, he got defeated by an old geezer in a Japanese game show.
== Biography ==
He debuted in 1980 on Nippon TV's A Comedy Star is Born with a repertoire of more than three hundred songs, ranging from celebrity impersonations to his famous robotic hip-hop dance. He appeared in Owarai Star Tanjo!! After his debut, he became famous in TV impersonation programs. He also appeared on the show Ichi Shuu Meguri Te Shiranai Hanashi. He candidly confessed about some episodes that were hard for him to know, with the big names he impersonated, the speechlessness rule of the impersonation industry, the business model, and some other behind-the-scenes stories from the industry.
In 2014, he received the Commissioner's Award from the Agency for Cultural Affairs, and in 2016, the Japan Entertainment Award, for his many years of contributions to the promotion of arts and culture as an impersonator. He also got the Golden Oscar Award shortly after that.
When the photographer pointed his lens at him, he said, "Shall I take a picture of this face too?" and pushed his glasses aside then making some funny faces, yep he's also continuing this behavior on a funeral in Yuzuriha, too.
==Footnotes==
Category:Bad Motherfuckers
Category:Japanese actors
Category:People you wouldn't piss off
Hispanic

Hispania is a planet of the constellation, which also includes Canadia, Caribea, and Lusitania located 3,450,670 light years from our solar system.
==History==
It is hard to trace the time when Hispanics first arrived to our Solar System and particularly to planet Earth, though traces of their reticent non-assimilasionist culture can be found as early as 3500 A.D, in the Peninsula of Yucatán, and as early as 2400 B.C. in the pueblo villages surrounding New Mexico.
==Culture==
Hispanic aborigins and their descendants have a very assimilation-resistant and resilient strain of culture, which no known antibiotic or Education has been known to completely eradicate.
Nick Walker is Hispanic (OH RLY?) so is Bill Richardson.
They speak a grammarless language called Pocho or Espeek Spanish, characterized by the sparse appearance of some remotely English-alike sounding words. They all use too much gel in their hair, and insult other races daily, because their god (the TV) tells them that. Hispanics have the same voice, because they are clones created by their god's half brother Quetzaloticalimaritacomakamaka while taking a crap on his front lawn.
They watch lots of TV, usually the programs are in Spanish on Channel Ocho.
==Hispanic food==
The most salient feature of Hispanic a.k.a. Pocho culture is their very peculiar food, characterized by the use of very irritant curries (never to be confused with Texan chile-con-carne).
The biggest cultural center of Pocho culture is found today in New York city, in the taco colonies that can be found on the back of most supermarkets. These communities called Taquerias serve curry-laden naan wraps, which are always strictly vegetarian.
Though Hispanics have been accused of displaying their own flags and refusing to eat American steaks, their adaptation to the American way of life rivals that of their historical cousins, the Irish. 
Both cultures being deeply Buddhist, but Hispanics truly observing the religion's prohibitions, they totally refrain from the ingestion of alcohol, which has resulted in a great improvement in the DWI statistics in towns with heavy Hispanic populations.
==Hispanic Family Values and "sister-lending"==
Hispanic families are characterized by their large sizes and inclusive character. Most families still practice a ritual called "sister lending", in which a man's best friend respectfully declares in pocho "órale préstame a tu hermana, cabrón" after which the one to whom the request is being made responds drawing a pistol and pursuing the guy who he knows has already more than befriended his sister anyway. It is not true that many violent deaths in Hispanic communities are due to this factor; if anything, this could be better explained by the virulent content of the curry-laden bean naan wraps.
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Category:Ethnic groups
Category:Stereotypes
Category:Latina
ja:ヒスパニック
History of Rex Morgan, M.D. (1980-1989)

This article is about the history of Rex Morgan, M.D.
===1980===
Rex Morgan went to have lunch. Meanwhile, a mysterious stranger comes to the office to talk to June.
===1981===
Rex Morgan finishes his lunch and starts back to the office. June identifies the stranger as her cousin Joe and asks him why he's at the office. Joe says that he's hurt his knee.
===1982===
Rex Morgan returns to the office. Joe reveals that he doesn't have health insurance.
===1983===
The events of the previous three years are recapped.
===1984-1985===
Rex Morgan describes what an MRI is. Joe and June ask questions.
===1986===
Rex Morgan examines the results of the MRI.
===1987===
June asks Rex what the results of the MRI was. Rex makes oddly-worded statements that don't have a clear meaning.
===1988===
Rex and June have a discussion of how great MRIs are.
===1989===
Rex and June talk about where to go for dinner.
Category:Comic strips
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
History of the USSR

== History. The Real Truth. ==
It is Widely-known fact that the USSR did really stand for the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. However, it is really not an acronym for Ultimately Superb Soccer Robots. When the USSR was formed, Russia was actually using the "Soviet Union" alias to cover their real plan. They were secretly developing robots made to be inhumanly good at soccer. They were doing this in an attempt to take over the world by demoralizing other countries by beating them repeatedly in soccer championships. They originally planned to put Richard Nixon masks on the robots disguising them as humans so no one would catch on to their fiendish plan. The robots were intended to be ridiculously mighty, and talented in the sport of soccer (or football in the case of Europeans). Although some of their prototypes were a success, they couldn't produce enough working soccer robots to make a legal team. They gave up the project in 1991 and changed their name to Russia.
== Successful Prototypes ==
Although the program was an initial failure, the program did turn out some successful models. Since they had no real use for the robots, they released them into the world, wishing them luck in the cruel cruel world. Many tried crossing the ocean, and sank. The rest either remained there, or in the case of some of the more intelligent robots, made crude boats and sailed across. Below are some of the successful prototypes.
This robot was very successful. He wrote a book.
== The Cold War ==
The Cold War actually happened differently than the USA thinks. While the USA was busy building bigger better nuclear weapons than everybody else, the USSR was trying to equip their robots with special nuclear soccer balls to kick at America. These attempts were all horrendous failures. When trying to kick one of the nuclear soccer balls, it blew up and took out a minor Russian city. Since the city had no major tourist attractions and was very small, no one had heard of it. This made it very easy for the Russians to cover the incident up and hide their shame.
== The real National Anthem ==
We are the USSR, and we are big
We are awesome, and really big
We are better than you, Jews are a capitalist pigs
We have much power, and something that rhymes with big
O, Soccer Robots are our pride and joy
Pele is our boy
We beat Pakistan at soccer once several years ago
And that was fun
WE ROCK!!! Something rhyming with big
For reasons undisclosed, this anthem was later replaced by the current one.
it:Storia della Russia
Hitler (disambiguation)

Hitler is or may be associated with:
A
* Adolf Hilter
* Adolf Hitler
* Attack of the 50ft Hitler
C
* Certificate of Hitlertude
* Clown Hitler
D
* Darth Hitler
* Derek Hitler
E
* Emo-Hitler
* Everyone is Hitler
G
*Gay Hitler
H
* Hadolf Itler
* Hitler
* I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler
R
* Rudolph Hitler
U
* UK Hitler Channel
* UnNews:Hitler found to have soft spot
W
* William Patrick Hitler
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Category:Disambiguation pages
Hmmm...

Hmmm... is a phrase (Sentence? Word? Hmmm...) that is used when a person has multiple options (Choices? Hmmm...) over what word to use. It is often heard (Found? Hmmm...) in live speech.
== History (Archive? Chronicle? Hmmm...) ==
The phrase (Term? Hmmm...) was first used (Said? Hmmm...) on the 16th of October by a nurse in the nursing home "Happy House"UnNews:Old Man Who Yelled at Cloud Now Requests Mustard. (Home? Residence? Hmmm... Happy Residence, though, would sound funny. Hilarious. Humorous. Hmmm...) The very next day, this phrase became popular amongst people of Austin, Texas where the nursing home was located. (Positioned? Based? Hmmm...) People have started using (Saying? Hmmm...) this phrase left and right (Everywhere? The? Hmmm...), most notably in various interviews and news articles.
== Research (Analysis? Hmmm...) ==
=== Meaning (Definition? Hmmm...) ===
The meaning (Explanation? Hmmm...) of the phrase has been discussed (Researched? Examined? Hmmm...) in a lot of scientific papers (Works? Hmmm...), such as "Usage (Use? Hmmm...) of the Phrase "Hmmm...", How To Correctly (Properly? Accurately? Hmmm...) Use "hmmm..." by a known psychologist Kanye West. In this research, Kanye says that the phrase might be a sign (Clue? Signal? Hmmm...) that the speech holder is getting a bit nervous (Tense? Uneasy? Uncomfortable? Uncyclopedia? Hmmm...), or that their vocabulary is very small. (Ummm..., I don't know what word is a synonym to this one. Hmmm...)
=== Pattern (Common appearance? Hmmm...)===
This phrase is often used in parentheses, which contain (Incorporate? Consist of? Hmmm...) every synonym to the word before the parentheses, and then "hmmm...", where the parentheses close. In literature (Books? Printing? Hmmm...), the parentheses and the text inside of them is regularly written in smaller, italic text.
== Examples (Cases? Hmmm...)==
* I was huffing kittens. (Inhaling? Hmmm...)
* Your mother is very hot. (Sexy? Beautiful? Pretty? Hmmm...)
* Hm. (Hm? Hmmm...)
===References (Sources? Citations? Footnotes? Hmmm...)===
category:Interjections
Hobbit sex

Gotcha! ...I can't believe you looked!
You're totally busted!
Oh, you are sick! Just freaking sick.
Is your mother there?
"Mom! Guess who's looking up Hobbit Sex on the Internet! 
Yes, again!"
Sick sick sick...
Sickly sick.
Ick.
==See Also==
*More Hobbit Sex
*A Pregnant Hobbit
Category:AwesomeCategory:The Lord of the RingsCategory:SexCategory:Pornography