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Angus MacAskill

Angus Mòr MacAskill, frequently referred to as Giant MacAskill or Black Angus, was born over 8,000 years ago in Scotland and immigrated to Cape Breton when he was only three years old. MacAskill stands at over 35 feet tall and weighs approximatly 20 tons. This makes him the largest terrestrial organism on the planet. Despite his feroucious appearance MacAskill has been described as a gentle giant, he was a star rugby player in the CBRL and he is a decorated war hero, having fought in the Battle of Sydney against John Hamm's mainland forces. He has also perfomed many heroic tasks including staging massive rescue operations during the sinking of the Titanic, 9/11, the Asian tsunami, and Hurricane Katrina.
==Heroic Feats==
*1912 - Held the Titanic afloat, allowing all passengers to escape.
*2001 - Held the World Trade Center together for almost two hours, allowing all those on the lower floors to escape
*2004 - Fought along side John Morgan, Mr. T, and Rita MacNeil in the Battle of Sydney
*2004 - Swam hundreds of miles out in the ocean to rescue people swept to sea by the Asian tsunami
*2005 - Ferried people out of New Orleans on his back
*2011 - Stepped on some idiot in San Francisco
==Battle of Sydney==
Angus MacAskill was one of the heroes during the battle of Sydney. He recorded over 15,000 kills and has the world record for the longest distance thrown in the human shot put. Standing at over 35 feet tall, MacAskill merely picked up enemy soldiers and threw them, some of them landed as far away as Glace Bay. He also played baseball with some of the enemy soldiers. He picked up a power pole and used it as a bat. He would then toss soldiers in the air striking them with the bat. Some of their corpses fell apart as he hit them and blood showers fell over much of Sydney that day. Many of the corpses landed in the nearby Tar Ponds brewery, others landed in the ocean.
==See also==
*Cape Breton
*Nova Scotia
*Sydney, Nova Scotia
*Battle of Sydney
*John Morgan
*John Hamm
*Scotland
Category:Cape Breton Island
Category:Canadian sportspeople
Anilingus

Anilingus is a variety of ice cream known for its bitter, acrid flavor, valued in some cultures as an aphrodisiac.
==History==
While anilingus is popularly thought to originate from either Uranus or cunnilingus, these are in fact urban legends that most likely arose as folk etymologies based on its name. In fact, anilingus was the creation of Pietro Anili, an Italian Renaissance merchant. The "lingus" in the name comes neither from cunnilingus nor , but is the Latinization of Ling-Ling, used by Anili as a primary ingredient in the original recipe. Anili most likely first encountered Ling-Ling in powdered form when it samples were brought back from Imperial China by Marco Polo.
The anilingus trademark has been kept within the Anili family for over 420 years, though various unlicensed labels were started in France and Bulimia in the 18th and 19th Centuries, a few of which have survived today, though for legal reasons they are typically marketed as Ass to Mouth. A new variety, "chocolate anilingus", was introduced in the 1990s and heavily marketed on the Internet, but proved massively unpopular everywhere but Germany, where it still enjoys a large cult following.
==Composition==
The ingredients for anilingus are a closely guarded Anili family secret; however, careful tasting has revealed several elements. Since Ling-Ling is now extinct, anal is used as a substitute (the similarity in names being completely coincidental). The flavors of rectum, perineum, and nutmeg are also frequently attributed to the drink.
==Recipes==
A few popular recipes incorporate anilingus:
*Anal Cream Pie - one cup milk, one half-cup of sugar, one tablespoon of semen, yolks of two eggs, two scoops of anilingus
*Cafe Latte - two shots of espresso, one half-cup milk, one half scoop of anilingus
*Root Beer Float - one root of beer, or alternatively Coca Cola, with a scoop of anilingus
Anilingus is also often used to decorate the rim of a bowl of tossed salad.
==As an Aphrodisiac==
The aphrodisiac properties of anilingus are extremely controversial, with some blaming its reputation for the extinction of the Ling-Ling in 1950. Most Christians condemn the flavor as far too naughty; however, celebrities from Audrey Hepburn to Galadriel swear by it.
==Health Concerns==
The FDA has warned of Fecal E.Coli outbreaks linked to contaminated anilingus. The Anili corporation has claimed that there is little danger if it is correctly washed first. In any case, it is certainly less dangerous than spinach.
==See also==
*Cunnilingus - An accepted alternative recipe
*Bum Soup - Another related food
Category:Desserts
Category:Sexuality
Animal (disambiguation)

Animal may refer to:
*Animal (Pearl Jam song)
*Animal suicide
*Animal fucking
*Balloon Animals
*Animals with feet war with animals with no feet
*G Rated Talking Animal Movie
*People who are animals
 
Category:Zoology
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Animal Collective

Animal Collective began as a commune for escaped farm animals in lower bottom side Manhattan founded by the legendary "a /b/ tard" (Portner the Horse), "Gynecologist" (Flying Squirrel Weitz), "Pedo Bear" (Barry Bear) and "Dickin'" (a smelly yuppie from Williambsurg). With addition of Otto the nefarious pig the commune became a cutting edge indie music act. Their thousand year music career has touched many lives as well as children and right wing students from Yale University.
== Animal Sound ==
Animal Collective is well known for their use of many obscure instruments including but not limited too sleigh bells, hells bells, Marilyn Manson's right big toe, extension cords, tribal drums, the country of Lithuania, teeth, nothing, chemical X, uranium, teen literature, teenagers, elfen horseshoes and ethanol. Animal Collective often employs tribal beats in their music to ward off the evil spirits of the Evil Bourgeoisie Pop Music Industrial Complex and evil spirits, of course. Animal Collective employs many unique genres in their music; everything from Psychedelic Country Blues Quartet to Electric A Capella to Prince Impersonations to Field recordings of poop via Virgin Prunez and Early Emocore ala Antioch Arrow.
== Animal Activism ==
3 out of the 4 of the members of Animal Collective are members of AETP or Animals for the Ethical Treatment of People. They have spoken out against the hunting of people and have actively campaigned to get the Homo Sapien added to the endangered species list. They have recently played concerts at Rock Against The Unethical Treatment of Humanity.
== Animal History and Stuff ==
In the late 1913's Animal Collective began to experiment with street drugs such as Meth and Candy Apples. The band's harpoon player Sheep De Williamson began a slow spiral into addiction. Sheep De Williamson began to not come to practice, instead going down to the local sugar cube dealer. The rest of the band became fed up with Sheep De Williamson's behaviour. Otto the nefarious pig went as far as suggesting he be sold for glue to Elmer's. Clockin McJohnson, an old friend of De Williamson, would have none of it though and checked the drug addled sheep into rehab. Sheep De Williamson came out a changed sheep and from then on the band made many hit songs about Rainbows, Sunshine and Carnival rides.
The band soon released the critically acclaimed album "Elvis Presley's White Tiger Ride" which was soon put onto Ridiculous Art Magazine Tri-Monthly best albums of 1935. The album rocketed Animal Collective to the mildly high heights of alternative rock stardom. Soon half dozens of black turtle-necked wide rimmed glasses fans were standing outside Animal Collective shows smoking cigarettes discussing the newest cool haircut. After touring the greater New York area for 3 weeks Animal Collective decided to create their masterpiece.
Category:American musical groups
Category:Animals
Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally...
Animal Farm

thumb|220px|The Napoleon brothers dance a jolly jig after their massive payoff.
Animal Farm was an English rural holiday resort and theme park owned by pigs, operated in collusion with Mankind and run by "would-be livestock". It was the precursor to Disneyland, a massively up-scaled imitation.
==The new order==
Animal Farm was the result of a 1945 coup d'état. It was masterminded by a single Berkshire boar (b. 1940), known subsequent to the uprising as Napoleon I. With the help of his human aide, Mr. Whymper, Napoleon was able to convert the farm into first a petting zoo, and then a holiday resort catering to young families from the upper middle classes. Napoleon would sire three pigs with bows (representing rhetorical propaganda promoting the new order); these pigs led many uprisings and what-not. This is featured in the hit video game series "Dynasty Bitches" following primarily the story of the dogs. The new order would fall and rise again on a Vietnamese farm in the 1960s.
==The story==
Four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad for legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs bad four legs good two legs better send Boxer to the glue factory for some whiskey.
==The ending==
It sucked.
==Disney==
The Napoleon family, now a major porcine dynasty, remained the proprietors of Animal Farm until 1955, when their mockery of socialist ideals and hatred of Jews caught the eye of one Walter E. Disney. A gigantic takeover followed swiftly and the Napoleon brothers became the youngest multi-millionaires in Britain. When he turned 16 Napoleon married Disney's daughter. Their sons and her "nephew" eventually relocated to Acapulco to lie in the sun until atrophy set in.
The first act of the new management was a "labour reassignment drive", which saw every member of the current non-human workforce turned inside out and their skins fashioned into costumes.
==See also==
*Cows
*Horses
*Animatronics
Category:Books
Category:Disney
Category:Theme parks
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pt:A Revolução dos Bichos
zh-tw:動物農莊
Animals with feet war with animals with no feet

"Man the fucking barricades, man them with your last breath," cried the animals with no feet as the animals with feet climbed over the ledge, coming straight at them!!!!! 
"Give them hell, give them hell with fireants on top," the animals with feet screamed in the direction of the animals with no feet. "Hoist the sails, laddie," said an animal with no feet. "Blow the man down," countered an animal with feet. "Fuck your mother" sneered an animal with no feet. "You and what army?" pissed an animal with feet.
When the strike came it was magnificent. Little babies would grow old speaking of this morning, witnesses to the game of species in formation. Flocking, huddling, swarming together, they flew, crawled, scampered and yes, walked! onto the battlefields, yes, battlefields!, not one hallowed ground but many pitches and meadows and lawns lined-up as far as an eye can travel.
Then the animals with no feet charged, formation strong and broken nowhere; the animals with feet ran into the froth, giving as taking, making no haste but a method in their meander. Feet, no feet, came together, twine dust flew, things clashed, water ran as blood, blood lifted into air as cloud, feet, no feet, they embraced the mêlée.
When the settling came, sounds low and wind light, the animals with feet looked at the animals with no feet, and the animals with no feet stared at the animals with feet. Without a word they went their separate ways. Until next time, lads, until the ark. Two out of three.
Category:Animals
Category:Combat sports
Category:Crazy Incoherent Rambling
Category:Insanity
Category:War
Category:Zoology
Category:Silly wars
Category:UnBooks that couldn't be put in the UnLibrary
Category:FA Military
Category:FA Animals
Category:FA Non Encyclopedic
Anime Face Expansion

Anime Face Expansion is a phenomenon found in cheaply animated Japanese cartoons (Note: calling it "cartoons" could cost you your life), wherein the mouths of two-dimensional people and animals expand to up to fifty times their original size, particularly during moments of embarrassment or psychotic rage.
==General Explanation==
In some instances, these mouths extend even beyond the borders of the faces that possess them, creating pink, giant-tongue-filled holes where no matter exists for a hole to occupy. Seeing as this extra-facial region of the anime mouth, known as the Screamosphere, defies the laws of physics, some scientists believe it may in fact be a hole in the fabric of the universe, providing a portal into other dimensions.
==Dragonball Z and Anime Face Expansion==
The first effort to test this theory was conducted in 1895 by Professor Johann Von Enema, who, during an episode of "Dragonball Z," attempted to leap into Gohan's impossibly gigantic scream of embarrassment after his pants fell down in front of an alien village girl. Unfortunately, Von Enema's leap was obstructed by an enormous blue bead of sweat protruding from Gohan's forehead, with which the scientist collided and subsequently fell to the ground, unconscious. After several hours, Von Enema awoke to the sounds of Frieza's Ginyu Force announcing their names, and was shortly trampled to death in a barrage of ridiculous poses.
==Hello Kitty and Anime Face Expansion==
The next such experiment was an especially ill-conceived one devised by Martin S. Whohr, who misguidedly attempted to launch a space probe into the mouth of Hello Kitty, only to realize the anime cat did not possess one. As a result, Whohr's device crashed violently into Hello Kitty's face, sending her into a vicious rage that left the scientist hospitalized for months.
==Pokemon and Anime Face Expansion==
Finally, in 1784, Dr. Oswald V. Tinklebones successfully hurled himself into the physics-defying region of Meowth's grin in an episode of "Pokemon," only to disappear and rematerialize in southwest New Jersey. Scientists consider this valid proof that the Screamosphere is indeed a hole in universe's fabric, but still dispute whether New Jersey counts as another dimension.
==Anime Physics and Anime Face Expansion==
On September 17, 2006, Anime Face Expansion was added to the list of the Laws of Anime Physics. The reasoning behind this was that it is part of the anime universe to be able to do something such as this.
==See Also==
*Hello Kitty 
*Dragonball Z
*Pokemon 
Category:Anime
Ankle

The Achilles Heel of the human body, the ankle is located between the foot and the shin. Structurally the ankle is often compared to the Roman Viaduct with its arches, supportive pillars, and dangling toes. We don't know why. They are not similar at all.
== The Role of the Ankle in the Human Mating Ritual ==
If human popular culture is to be believed the ankle plays a extremely important part in the mating rituals of the species. 
There are generally three types of ankle: the shapely, the broken and the swollen. The female of the species begins with shapely ankles. She uses these to gain the interest of the male of the species, generally a rugged super hunk with fabulous hair and rock hard abs. Sometimes the female will try to accentuate the ankle through preposterous footwear and, more rarely, shiny circlets imaginatively named "anklets". 
Once the attention of the male is secured the female will bide her time, waiting until her life is in extreme peril and then BAM! her ankle will spontaneously move to the second stage of the mating cycle, broken. Now helpless, with the tyrannosaurus rex bearing down upon her, the male of the species will have no choice (apparently) but to rush back and rescue the female from her imminent demise. 
Once rescued and the evil of the moment thwarted (humans do like to thwart them some evil) the ankle will move to its third and final stage, swollen. Initially a side effect of the second stage as the female accepts the male into her bower and begins to bear his children the shapeliness of the organ dissipates completely until the ankle is a bulbous ugly mass of flesh.
==See also==
* Movie Of Lady Whose Ankle Is Showing
Category:Medicine
Category:Biology
Category:Anatomy
Anno Dough

Anno Dough (AD or A.D.) and Before Carne (BC or B.C.) are designations used to label or number years used with the Julian and Gregorian calendars. The term Anno Dough is a mixture of Medieval Latin and Middle English, translated as "In the year of the Dough", and as "in the Year of Our Dough". Before Carne is similarly constructed, translated as "Before the Meat".
It has been observed that a trend toward a new interpretation of A.D. and B.C. is surging: Google Trends shows that unschooled Millennials largely read A.D. as "In the year of the Pasta" (in reference to Pastafarianism) and B.C. as "Before Meatballs".
Learned gentlepeople understand, nevertheless, that Dough and Carne are references to bread and body as used in the phrase "this bread is my body which I break for you".Amen.
Category:Time
Category:Pastafarianism
Annual Christmas Album/2014

The Uncyclopedia Annual Christmas Album 2014 is the most awesome ever CD compilation of incredible Christmas music ever made, because it gets not only the kids up and dancing, but also the adults and old people, provided they are mentally challenged. 
===Track listing:===
#12 Days of Stalking
#God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen
#Love Will Ruin Christmas
#Do Islamic State Know It's Christmas?
Because of a major malfunction in the recording devices at Uncyclopedia Studios, only two of the above tracks were actually recorded and published:
Category:UnTunes
Anthem

An anthem is a piece of music that is adopted as being important on the basis that it sounds good to something with a lot of money and/or influence.
==Origins==
The word "Anthem" is derived from the period in which ants ruled the world. An ant garment would have a hem or a seam. Hence the words Antseam and Anthem. Antseam has since disappeared from day to day use as a word, but Anthem was adopted to describe this type of song because language is simply too mysterious to understand.
==National Anthems==
A National Anthem is a song which everyone in a country is expected not to know. Sport professionals are especially trained not to know the lyrics, tune or meaning of any National Anthem.
National anthems are usually about nationalistic hatred of foreigners, militancy or the war-like patriotic spirit, and most of all to take pride of your country is the BESTEST on Earth EVER.
Examples: La Marseille in France had a lyric about "the dangerous foreign blood awashes our shores". El Himno de la Republica Mexicana of Mexico speaks on their battle against the "El Colosso del Norte" or to defeat the US and finally, the Japanese anthem on the "divine race" the polite term for "slave masters of the world" to put the Koreans, Chinese and Filipinos in their place.
==Culture Anthems==
Sometimes a group of people will decide that a song or tune has 101% relevance to them and nobody else in the world. These people will then seek to make this song their own by branding it their "anthem". "The Anthem of Our Generation" is an example of an anthem which keeps changing. The reason for this constant change is currently unknown, but experiments are being carried out in Surrey to try and explain this phenomenon. 
Wonderful and diverse cultural anthems: The Sami people does have an ugly anthem, that sounds like Your Mom in the shower. The Cherokee national anthem was originally a drinking song typical of Native American cultures. And the !Nguma (Bushmen for you uneducated white pigs) has one consists of no words, but clicks and whistles.
==Gay Anthems==
Gay anthems are anthems that are prominently played proudly in the gay community. The first gay anthem is claimed to be "YMCA", but is in fact "Mr. Butters" done by Elvis Presley. Elvis, though not gay himself, exclaimed "I want to be known for many things and one of them is writing a gay anthem. Another one is dying on a toilet. So far I've done one!" This was his last recorded interview.
We are still waiting for Rob Halford to record one.
 
Category:Songs
Anthony Mundine

Anthony Mundine is probably Australia's most famous financial advisor who's client base ranges from political figures to sporting personalities. 
== The Man in the making ==
At an early age he began experimenting with LSD and other mind altering substances in the hope of gaining better understanding of how to better manage money (it must of worked). Like most young boys he was born with no hair but luckily for him he mangaed to keep that trend all the way into his adult life; we believe he used this to gain his modeling contract with AAAPT (see below for further info). 
"The Man" as he has been labeled by such men like Bill Gates, Gary Glitter, Freddy Mercury and Imran Khan; mastered his financial abilities while throwing dice down a back alley in King's Cross and from there has built an empire that handles accounts that deal with monetary figues in the Billions of dollars. 
Some say he handles the finances for most of the Arab nations and is lobbying to have a part of The Arab Emirates named after him. Rumours say he wants to call the area "The Manland". 
"The Man's" financial influence has been known to alter the face of war in many developing nations such as Australia and New Zealand who almost took up arms against each other over "The who owns the Kiwi Fruit War". 
"It has been rumoured that he purchased a number of Islands in the Bermuda Triangle for a measley 25 Billion dollars - unfortunately no-one can find them". 
== Controversial acquaintances ==
The Man has recently come under some very serious scrutiny as he has allegedly made several "shonky" deals with with none other than Russell Crowe who has been known to fund some very ordinary business ventures. No one can clarify any concrete information but these deal may be the end of The Man if going by Russell Crowe's success rate. Crowe has seen a sudden demise in popularity and is often seen loitering around public toilets making embarrassing homosexual comments to passers by (I am not making this up).
== Current Ventures ==
Apart from hunting the dreaded Koala for fun with his SAS buddies he is constantly looking for other avenues to make a quick buck.
"The Man" began a career in modeling in the beginning of 2006 which did not go to well for him; he managed to land a contract to model specially designed headbands that vibrate your head to stimulate hair growth. Other ventures have included boxing, rugby league and his most recent and very successful protest in which he walked around naked to raise money for the Association Against Aggravating Pigeon Testing or better known as AAAPT.
== Life In Pictures ==
File:Mundine.jpg|Some say he should of pursued his boxing???
File:Mundine001.jpg|"The Vibrating Headband"
File:Nude.jpg|The naked walk for AAAPT
File:SoldierMundine.jpg|Hunting the dreaded Koala
Category:People being treated for Chronic Verbal Diarrhea
Category:Australian sportspeople
Category:Boxing
Category:Fully Sick