THE BIGGEST CROSSOVER IN THE WORLD (It also has shrek)

Once upon a gay time a guy named John was sitting at a computer writing a big crossover story that totally 100% happened.He was sitting at his desk while he was dissecting something that was in the shape of a triangle and had an eye on it.
John:what the hell is in this overused triangle glowing for?.
he removes the orb found inside of the triangles eye and hears the X-Files theme play in the background.
all of a sudden because the plot demands it,sonic breaks through his window and john screams like a little bitch who inhaled helium.
Sonic:calm the fuck down cuck i'm trying to save you from an evil organization called "THE SEEKERS".so if you wanna live come with me.
John:why should i trust a hedgehog who had a horrible and buggy game on the Wii U?
john hides the orb from sonic just in case of an emergency.
Sonic:JOHN WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME NOW GIVE ME THE ORB AND COME WITH ME.
john walks towards sonic with the artifact in his hand and hands it to sonic,john feels a sense of dread all of a sudden and clenches his fist.
Sonic:good boy john now just follow me back to the plane so we can discuss the seekers and their plan to eradicate the universe.
john tackles sonic and starts to punch him hard in the face,sonic hits john in the head with the orb and attempts to stab john when all of a sudden the triangle fires a laser at sonic that melted one side of his face.
sonic screamed in agonizing pain while john gets up and finds sonic's gun on the floor.
john grabs sonic's gun and shoots sonic in the head and it's revealed that the sonic he met was sonic.exe who helped the seekers to find the orb john discovered.john grabs a hammer and bashes exe's skull into the floor.john throws the hammer at the wall and picks up the triangle.
John:why did you kill sonic.exe just to save me from being taken?.
???:because it's your destiny
shrek walks out of the dark corner and starts to beat up sonic's corpse
John:why are you in my house shrek and why are you beating up his corpse after i smashed his empty skull into the floorboards.
Shrek:i came here to help you because the seekers are looking for this orb that you found in that little guy and i'm beating up his corpse because i'm gonna do some FUCKED UP SHIT when your not looking at me.
john hears the door knock and immediately cocks the gun and looks through the peephole,john sees 2 guards holding deadly guns.and whispers to shrek.
John:shrek they're gonna find out that sonic.exe is dead and there's no way out of here.
shrek stops eating the body and throws the remains away,john is horrified and decides to barricade the door with his couch and hides behind the counter with the triangle.the door busts open and the guards open fire on john while shrek starts up the car in the backyard.john shoots back and manages to kill a few of the soldiers but the soldiers throw some toxic gas into the house causing john to faint and almost die from the gas.
???:you killed one of us and now were gonna kill you.
john wakes up and starts to cough up blood while his eyes start to burn and tear up.
???:your gonna regret being born you piece of shit.
shrek rips through the mysterious figure and drags john out of his now toxic house.john crawls toward the car and gets inside of the front seat but notices a bunch of walkers coming towards the car.
Shrek:get out of here before the walkers kill you and before the seekers come after you.
shrek coughs up blood and can barely walk towards the car
John:no i can't just leave you behind after all you saved me and now i owe you back
the walkers are clawing through the fence and the house catches fire
Shrek:JUST GO AND SAVE YOURSELF IF YOU WANNA HELP ME AND ALSO DON'T WORRY I'LL BE OKAY.
john starts up the car and looks at shrek one last time and drives away from the house that he lived in before he found the triangle,an explosion is heard coming from john's house while more walkers surround the fiery house.
John:why didn't you fire the laser at the soldiers?.
the triangle crawls out of a backpack and says in a cute voice.
Triangle:i'm sorry.
John:YOU SHOULD BE SORRY BECAUSE THANKS TO YOU SHREK IS PROBABLY BEING EATEN BY THOSE THINGS.
the triangle starts to cry after being yelled at by john,he stops the car and looks at the poor guy.
John:look i'm sorry i snapped at you,i was frustrated because i couldn't save shrek especially if he saved me from almost being killed by those soldiers.
Triangle:i wish we could have done something back there.
john picks up the triangle and says.
John:i wish we could have saved him too little guy,oh i almost forgot to name you let's see how about i name you "Flippy".
Flippy:YEAH FLIPPY FLIPPY.
John:okay your name will be flippy.
Flippy:yay my name is flippy *he starts to do a little dance*.
a guy wearing a sheriff's hat is running towards the car with his son.
???:LET US IN.
john unlocks the door and shouts.
John:GET IN HURRY.
the walkers are chasing after them so john gets out and covers they're back.
they jump into the backseat and john starts the car up and drives into the walkers and successfully gets away.
Rick Grimes:thank you for saving me and my son Carl from the walkers back there.
John:no problem rick,i'm john and this is flippy nice to meet you.
john hears something on the radio about a camp where they have survivors,so the four of the main characters drive to the address provided on the radio.
(that's all for now,i'll continue to update the story as soon as i can)
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