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Mister Rodger's Neighborhood Lost Episode

Hello, My name is Frank and I used to love Mister Rodger's Neighborhood because it brought joy to children and adults alike but now I look at it the wrong way because of the "lost episode" that aired on PBS kids.
==THE PASTA==
I was bored because NOTHING was on UNTIL I checked channel 11 and Mister Rodger's Neighborhood just started playing and I was so happy. So when the episode began I saw the episode was called "I will Murder you" and I thought that was a strange title but I thought nothing of it because I thought Mister Rodger's was going to talk about how to deal with family death, so anyways the opening was normal and it brought back so much memories and than Mister Rodger's started talking and he said "hi there neighbor, did ya know that everyone likes you so much" I was feeling pretty happy until he said this "well today I am going to shoot a gun at a police officer" I thought WTF how?! than Mister Rodger's said "it will be kind of like a game except don't tell anybody or I will kill you in your sleep" my face got a bit scared and I was like What The Fuck!?!?!? so Mister Rodgers gone outside and when a police officer was walking by HE ACTUALLY SHOT HIM!!! and it looked way to hyper realistic to be fake so I was starting to wonder if this was real! than Mister Rodgers said "look Boys and Girls I just bought some kittens at the store" and than Mister Rodgers SNAPPED the necks of all the kittens and it looked to real to be fake and there was blood and guts and I was barfing blood on the floor so than I decided to turn it off BUT I couldn't I tried my best and I even unplugged the TV but it still wouldn't turn off so I had no choice but to sit through it so than mister Rodgers said "let's meet new people today" and I thought that doesn't sound too bad and Mister Rodgers loves meeting new people so he said "let's go to the movie theaters" so than he gone and once he shook the hand of the ticket vender he killed him and there was blood everywhere so that is when I couldn't take it anymore so I destroyed the TV and I didn't care it was my parent's TV so I gone to sleep but all I could think of now is that episode and this was a true story
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Mister Rogers' Neighborhood Talks a Aboartion The Lost Episode

It was dark and stormy night Mr. Rogers is back from the dead on TV. He told us aboartion, that many years his parents almost aboared him in Mexico, and said "No way, Jose!" Suddenly, at the door, who can be, Let's go and see. It wes Mr. McFeelly with Speedy Delivery, a video all about aboartioning and how it's done. They watch it in picture-picture, showing a baby girl gets poisioness cut, grined, shot, burned, and exploded her :(. It was too graphical and sad to see this.
Later in The Neighborhood of Make Believe, King Friday XIII and the queen was going to have another baby, but they don't want it, because Prince Tuesday was killed in Iraq. So they ask Lady Ellane to take care it as a foster caregiver, or aboart it as a aboartioner? So Lady Ellane tells Daneil Stripeless Tiger, that he can take care or aboart the king's unnewborn baby, Then Daneil said "Why should I do that, it's the King's unnewborn baby, and anyway, I'm a freakin hand puppet for Jim Henson's sake!" and Lady Ellane said, "F*** you! You f***in chicken, I hope you burn your f***in puppet a** right to Hell!" So she went to ask the ground ducks famliy, but they said, "No, Anna is enough, we do not want a baby." Lady Ellane said nothing, but she gives them the finger. Then, she to the tree and try asking X the Owl and Henrietta Pussycat, but they said "Hoot hoot, Meow Meow!". Now, Lady Ellane was so mad, she yelled at Henrietta Pussycat, " You f***in p***y, can you f***in talk, now throw that s*** out of your f***in a**! You f***ers make me f***in sick. Finally she asked Ms. Noseybutt to take care of aboart the king's unnewborn baby, Ms. Noseybutt was shocked and cried. Lady Ellane said, "F*** you a** b****!". Meanwhile back at the castle, Lady Ellane gives up, but then, the king and the queen came back from the aboartion place, they are disciding til the next nine months. If it was a boy, he can live and name him Prince Tuesday II, but if it was a girl, then they will give to Lady Ellane and take of her, or go to the aboartion place to kill her.
Later back at Mr. Rogers' house, he was recapping what happen at The Neighborhood of Make Believe. And then, he went to the aboartion place in Mexico "Ole!". At the Mexican aboartion place, the aboartioner tells that, there's a safe way to do it and a not-so safe way to do it. It's not always baby girls, but broken babies as well too. And back at his house, fed his fish, and sang "It's Such A Good Feeling" and that's it.
(Back in the 70s, everybody was all messed up. Damn!)
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Mister Three

I Was 19 Years Old, I Liked Hanging Out With My Friends And Sneaking Around. So One Day My friend Jacob Called Me And Said, "Meet Me In The Ally 3 Blocks From Here" I Replied And said, "Ok" And Then He Hung Up. I Started Asking Myself, "Why The Ally?" Because That Place was Susposed To Be "Haunted" But I Still Decided To Go. I Walked Across The Street And Over By Max I Turned Left And Walked Towards The Ally. I Didnt See Jacob There I Thought To Myself, Maybe He's Trying To Scare Me? I Walked Deeper Into The Ally
It Got Darker As I Walked In, It Was Cold And Shady. I Saw Something Run Past Me,I Quickly Snapped A Picture Then All I Saw Was Shadows Surrounding Me. I Tried To Scream But Nothing Came Out. I Pulled Out My Phone To Call The Police But There Was No Wifi At All. I Thought I Was Doomed Untill Someone Else Walked In. They Were Wearing A Black Cloat And A Belt, I Couldnt See They're Face. He Started Walking Towards Me I Heard A Gun Shot And Woke Up In My Room, Only To Realize, This Wasnt My Room.
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Mitey Green Ranger Retuns

im a fan of power ranger super mega force how ever one day email and avi named Mitey Green Ranger Retuns so in widows meda player i played the avi file and i dinted in into the green ranger jake as gone an eror i wint to the ep it strated like ep that they meet cayss form power ranger junly fure and no jake i don't no yey hes was not in the ep winy they morhe the green ranger form mmpr was ther i was like wtf tommy is not super mega force howerver they was ep wif tommy the vid stop what just happen in ep i don't no but i won't to no
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Modern Warfare Suicides

Hi. I created my account today to tell you of the experience I recently had playing the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
About two months ago I bought an apartment. I moved into my apartment and unpacked my stuff. I brought with me my Xbox 360. I had only three games which were GTA 4, Call of Duty Black Ops, and LA Noire.
I automatically plugged up my Xbox and begin to play those games. After a few days I grew bored of those 3 games, considering I had done nearly everything there was to do in all of them.
I went to a small game store next to a Citgo gas station in my town called "Game Depot". They have a variety of NES games, PS1 and 2 games, and even some arcade games. It's a small store so there isn't a very large amount of Xbox 360 games.
I looked around and saw only a few of the small games that weren't very good. I saw Call of Duty 2, and Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. The Call of Duty 4 game case had, written with a blue sharpie, Nick's Game Please return if found :). I decided to go with Call of Duty 4.
When I returned to my apartment, I immediately inserted Call of Duty 4 into my Xbox 360 and began to play. Everything seemed normal until the start menu. The soldier that usually stands close to the screen with an assault rifle was far away on his knees sobbing it seemed.
I thought it was a hacked game and being a small hacker myself. I played the mission where you control the AC-130. There were blood stains on the buildings and I thought that maybe it was a horror mod. I then gained control over the AC-130 and that's where I began to be scared. The explosions from the AC-130 was blood red and the screams of the enemies were much louder than the NPC talking and the AC-130 sounds.
I went back to being on foot and dozens of dead bodies were lying on the ground with pistols in their hands including the people helping you. I shut down my Xbox and didn't play for about a week. I came back and this time the man on the start menu was lying on the ground, seeming dead.
I began to play other missions but the dead bodies with guns in their hands just kept appearing. I played the last missions and everything seemed okay. I got to the end and held the gun up to Zakief.
I aimed and then tried to shoot, but nothing happened. The controls completely shut down and I couldn't do a thing. My character put the gun down, then held it up again. He turned to Price as Price then shot himself.
My character turned back and faced the gun and shot, killing himself as well. I shut down the Xbox again. I then returned the game to Game Depot and the man at the counter, with the nametag 'Nick' asked me if I finished it.
I replied "Not exactly." He said "Well, that's a shame. I heard this was a very chilling game in some parts." and smiled. He told me to have a nice day and don't feel to low in spirits or I might be hurt. I moved out of that town and haven't been back, nor will I be ever.
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Moist ButtCheeks

I panted as I grabbed my buttcheeks and slammed them hard together. Grunting with excruciating pain, I pulled the flaps further away from each other. The cheeks kept getting sweatier and sweatier, until I had decided to let go of them. It felt good the way it slammed together even harder than before. I slowly put my hand on my sweaty buttcheek, and felt how moist and soggy and warm and soft it was. I blushed so hard that when I looked into a mirror my face was as red as a chili pepper. I then did the unthinkable. I grabbed my cheeks and pulled them EVEN FURTHER, THAT IT WAS NOT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO HAVE THEM APART LIKE THAT. When I let go of them, it was biggest mistake of my life. When they slammed together, I was warped into another dimension and was killed instantly. Take this as a warning... for you may be next.
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Moist Critical.AVI

One time, when I was 7, my parents abandoned me at gas station. This moment ruined my life. But not nearly as much as what happened to me just a week ago. I guess I like the YouTuber Moist Critical. After all, I only watch him at least once a day so yeah I guess I tolerate him. My only real issue is that he doesn't take his shirt off enough. But other than that, we stan him. One day while looking through channel a noticed a video that was off. It was just uploaded a few seconds ago. The thumbnail was Charlie in a dark room. Instead of wearing a white shirt, he was wearing a blue one. It's not like him to do that. He always wears white. The title was the most concerning detail. It read: "im done with keeping secrets" and was completely in lowercase.
I clicked on the video thinking that was just a glitch. It started with Charlie staring at the camera in complete silence for a few minutes. Then he sighed. "I can't hide the truth anymore" he said in monotone voice. "For the past several months, I have been making fun of a certain toy pretending that I didn't get it. But I did. I called it a fetish thing because I knew it was. For it is my fetish. I love the shitting unicorn toy. It appeals to my sexual desires. I can't keep lying about my true feelings for it anymore. I have tried to stick my dick into the toy's mouth multiple times.
It gives me a boner every time it shits into its small plastic toilet. I can't stop thinking about it. It is the true reason why I am moist. I must go for they will come for me now that I have told the truth". The video then abruptly ended. I took a few screenshots of the video and thumbnail and posted them onto Reddit. When I went back to take more screenshots the video was gone. Someone later commented on my post. They said: "Here's part 2:" and the link to another video. I clicked on it. What I saw will forever haunt me for the rest of my life.
Charlie was wearing the same shirt as before and was standing in presumably the same dark room. "They have found me. I only have a few minutes left to live before they arrive". Three people in black then busted down the door. They took Charlie away. One of them came up to the camera and said in a deep, ominous voice: "Gonna get loopy off my poopie".
I immediately recognized that phrase. It's the words of the Poopsie Slime Surprise Cult. They are truly a ruthless group of individuals. Not too long after the videos were uploaded, people started talking about them. It got to the point where it even ended up on the news. I still do not know how to process what I have witnessed. A few days later, I was recommended the next video. Charlie was walking in a massive cornfield. "They sent me to Ohio. I have walking in Ohio for days and it's all just corn. I cannot escape the corn stalks. Send help".
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Mokey's Show: Darkness

Mokey's Show is a crazy webseries made by Youtuber Sr. Pelo. He is making Mokey videos to this day, but there's one he deleted shortly after it was posted.
The video was called "Mokey's Show:Darkness" and the thumbnail was just Mokey scared and staring at something off screen in a void of darkness. The video started with Mokey running in a forest. He said "G-g-g-gooby? D-d-dolan? This is not funny."
"Help me!" a voice said, at what sounded like it was turned up to 900% volume.
"Who's t-t-t-t-there?"
"It's me, Gooby." Gooby was shown, his bones broken except for in his neck. His body was under a huge boulder.
"Where's Dolan, Gooby?"
"They got him, Mokey."
"Who got Dolan?"
"They were the people who escaped out of the prison and the mental hospital on the news, Mokey." After he said that, tall skinny figures that wore robes that reminded me of the robe that the grim reaper wears grabbed Mokey and Gooby. Gooby's legs were stuck under the boulder and they ripped off. Then it showed Mokey and Gooby being tossed into a black void, and a pair of huge red eyes appeared out of nowhere.
"Roar!" A pair of needle like teeth appeared.
Mokey then grabbed Gooby and ran through the void, jumping and ducking over and under claws. They made it to a door with a sign that said, "the code is 1234"
Mokey typed in the code and shut the door and took off the sign. He ran into a locker and put Gooby in the other one and told him to be quiet. The monster dashed across the hall, but he came back and opened the lockers. But Mokey and Gooby were gone.
"Hey ugly! Take this!" Mokey grabbed an axe and tossed it at the monster, and its legs came off, and its arms. They ran outside but the monster grabbed them with its mouth and ate them. Then it showed a message saying "you can not escape dark ness"
Then my phone crashed and when I rebooted it the background was the thumbnail, and I heard a laugh behind me. 
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Moleka, Not the Normal Robloxian

Moleka. How did I meet him? I didn't. I made this page, and played this game as soon as he created it. I didnt know how. He messaged me... "The broken". I didnt know what this meant and played his game. Oh my god, You thought it was the reglar "Brickbattle starter map" WHAT THE FUCK! I WAS IN A GLITCHY GRAPHICS ZONE! I saw this fucking models... IT WAS TERRYFYIN
I saw the murder of a fucking women... He scripted it and I dont know how... It was terryfying as I thought of my mother
It had the exact sounds of gutting... Oh my god, and It played excorist sounds backwards. I used and audio program... It was horirble.
Moleka... "The broken"... "The tower."
I dont know what will happen in the future to robloxians. Will they stumble upon this hideous trash?
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Molester Moon

So you know this emoticon on your phone, what people call Molester Moon? When I first found out about it, it wasn't even scary for me. It was more... funny. I searched the emoticon several times. Thinking that it was all a big joke. It all changed that day...
I was looking at this emoticon on my phone. Just looking at it. It just looked like a normal moon with a face on it. I looked at some video's with Molester Moon, that's why I started to believe that it was not real. One video from Smosh described what Molester Moon does. I still didn't believe. I wish I did...
One day, I thought to be funny. I send my friend Molester Moon. Three times.
My phone rang, and I knew it was my friend who I sent Molester Moon.
"Hello?" I said.
"Hey, Drew. Look, some creep called Molester Moon sent me emoticons I don't really understand. Is this a spam message?" My friend said.
I got a little heart attack. I didn't know he was real! Stacy told me that Molester Moon sent her "car, explosion & dead". I know what that means. She would get hit by a car. I wish I saved her. She ran out of her house and got hit. I never sent the emoticon again.
==Alternate Ending==
My phone rang, and I knew it was my friend who I sent Molester Moon.
"Hello?" I said.
"Mike, what the hell! Why did you send Molester Moon three times! I told you not to!" It was my friend Drew.
23-year-old Mike sent me Molester Moon three times. I got in hospital, so... I was lucky. Mike got Molester Moon three times too. But... all my friends know it now. They will never send Molester Moon again.
Wait... Who is that?
Molester Moon: Yar gonna die!
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Molly Dolly Creepypasta

Jenny loved to collect dolls. Every year for her birthday or for Christmas she would get a new doll. One day in June, she saw a beautiful doll for sale in the antique shop. It had red hair, pale skin, and emerald green eyes. It was only €20. She was saving up for a new phone at the time, so she used the money to buy the doll instead.
When she went into the shop to buy the doll, the man working at the till kept asking her was she sure she wanted to buy the doll. When he finally gave her the doll, she was also given and piece of paper with the word, "Instructions" written on top. "Make sure you always do what the instructions say," he said to Jenny before she left.
Here's what the instructions said:
1. Bring Molly with you to bed
2. Never leave Molly by herself
The rest of the instructions were smudged and unreadable.
Jenny followed the few instructions. She always brought Molly to bed, and made sure when she went to school that she was beside her other dolls. One night, her parents went out to her cousin's engagement party. Her brother Sean was left to look after her. Sean thought that because she was ten, it would be okay if he went to a friend's house while his parents were gone.
He told Jenny he would be back around ten o'clock. Jenny brushed all her dolls' hairs, watched television and read. When it finally reached ten o'clock, she was bored and tired. By half ten, she was falling asleep on the couch. She decided to go to bed.
Jenny was so tired that she forgot to bring Molly to bed with her. She had left her on the couch. At around eleven, her phone rang. "Hello?" she said, yawning. "Jenny. I'm on the first stair!" a manic voice said. "Sean? Is that you?". The line went dead. She heard footsteps. The phone rang again. "Jenny. I'm halfway up the stairs!" the voice said madly. "Sean! This isn't funny!" she shouted before the mine went dead again.
"I'm at the top of the stairs!" said the voice the next time the phone rang. Jenny hung up, sure it was her brother messing with her. Then, a voice from outside her room said, "I'm outside your door!". She hid under her duvet. The door opened. "I'm in your room!" said the voice, very close now. "Jenny! I'm beside your bed!". "Jenny! Now you're DEAD!" Molly the doll pulled back the duvet and stabbed her to death.
She waited for Jenny's family to get home, and then she murdered them too. The man who worked at the till the day Molly bought the doll arrived at the house and took Molly away. He now travels around selling the doll again. And again. And again.
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Molly May, The Possessed Doll

It was my 7th birthday. I was given a porcelain doll as a gift from my grandmother. As my grandmother handed me the doll, she apologized for the doll not being able to play its lullaby anymore. She said it hasn’t worked in years, so she took the batteries out. I didn’t mind that the doll couldn’t play its music anymore, I was already creeped out by the dolls appearance, so I graciously accepted the gift with a crooked smile. The doll had piercing blue eyes and a small crack down the middle of her forehead.
Later that night, I had placed the doll in a box and put it in my closet.
The next day, I invited my cousin to have a sleepover at my house. We wanted to camp outside, but it was raining, so we decided to camp out in my bedroom and make a sheet out of tents.
It was 2 A.M.
We were inside the tent.
I clicked my flashlight on and we
started telling stories. It was then that I noticed a small shadow pass outside the tent. Right behind my cousin.
About an hour passed, and we were laying there in silence.
And then, all of a sudden…
I heard a soft melody coming from outside the tent.
I whispered to my cousin to see if she had heard the noise too, and she quietly nodded her head yes. My cousin and I were shaking and started to scream. I slowly peaked out the tent…
And there it was… my battery less doll… staring directly into my eyes… playing her lullaby…
 on October 7, 2012Credit link
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