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Booklearning

Hey? Who you be? You know good that most people dressed like that don't go happening 'round these parts of the wiki. What were that you'd be talking 'bout? Oh, yep. Booklearning. Here, sit down your ass right here on this 'thar porch and let me tell you about Booklearning. Want some lemonade? Sure? We done garnished it with fresh cow dung. Anyways, booklearning's a long and complicated subject and all, so let me see where I should start. How about History? Yep, scroll your cursor all the way down to that thar History section, or just click the hyparlank! That should get you down there faster than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!
==History==
Booklearning started out all the way back when when me and my cousin Jimbob were skeladdlypooping in the backwoods together. He was a class act, before he got eaten by that stinkin' 'gator. After all that played out, we decided to go shoot some jackalopes. We got a few, but soon Mean Old Joe Wallace spotted us and cussed up a storm and chased us away faster than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Then, where were we? Oh, booklearning. Right. Booklearning? Hey, that reminds me of the time I learned the difference between "Omnipotent" and "Impotent"! It was a nice sunny day all the way back in 1934, when I was... Hey! Yes, I'm getting to the point. Point? That reminds me of... look, Mister, if you're all so concerned about me "staying on subject" or whatever, why don't you get your ass down to "Notable Booklearners" right below this section! C'mon! Scram!
==Notable Booklearners==
Hey? Who are you? Oh, Earl sent ya down here. Anyways, I'm sure you'll like this numberated list of Notable Booklearners as sure as my name is Ernest B. Flapjack!
#Oscar Wilde
I'm sorry, son. Listifying ain't my for-tay. Why don't you go find Miss Eliza Flapjack? She might have some delight cooking in her kitchen for ya. I do love her roast Jackalopes.
category:Education
Bookshelf

A bookcase is a piece of decorative furniture used to store books. Bookcases are almost always divided into bookshelves, which is better than stacking books on top of each other upright. Books stacked like that would topple over faster than Jenga.
==History of books==
One day, Ug wrote something down so he wouldn't forget it. Thus, books were born.
In the beginning, people wrote books by hand, which led to a centuries-long arthritis epidemic. Finally, Johannes Gutenberg (not to be confused with Steve Guttenberg) invented the printing press in 1440. What this machine does is print books, making mass production a walk in the park. It made Gutenberg more money (adjusted for inflation) than Guttenberg made off any of the Police Academy movies. And arthritis and carpal tunnel diagnoses were reduced by 90 percent within the next five years.
Soon, there were so many books in existence that people asked, "What am I gonna do with all these damn books?" Thus, the bookshelf was born, and later the bookcase. Eventually, there were so many fucking books that libraries were invented.
===The digital age===
The digital age has made books and their storage all but obsolete. But reading The Great Gatsby on your computer, phone, tablet or whatever newfangled gadget they've come up with next, will never be as exciting as reading pages of paper splashed with ink. Pure analog bliss. And watching one of the five billion movie adaptations will only give you half the story.
==Typical bookcase/shelf designs==
Bookcases, and therefore shelves, are usually made out of wood, because it's stronger material than paper and more durable than rubber or plastic.
Other designs, usually reserved for pompous, rich assholes, include steel, gold, iron, titanium, silver, and Kryptonite.
Only an idiot buys a bookcase made out of cardboard.
Most bookcases require assembly. No, not that good excuse to get out of that boring math test you know you're gonna flunk. Assembly means you have to get off your lazy ass and put it together yourself. Good luck with that.
==How to use a bookcase/shelf==
So, after reading this wonderfully informative article, you now want to take advantage of this wonderful storage receptacle. But where do you start?
First things first, you need some books. Don't have books? Get them. Don't know what books to get? Why not start with the classics? The Great Gatsby. A Tale of Two Cities. 1984. Animal Farm. Gone With The Wind. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Bram Stoker's Dracula. Lord of the Rings. The Hobbit. Twilight.
Oh, you're more of a comic book guy? You might enjoy graphic novels. I highly recommend Watchmen.
If these selections are too cerebral for you, then there's always Dr. Seuss, Goosebumps, and Captain Underpants. Hey, ya gotta start somewhere. The first book I ever learned to read was a knock knock joke book. Not exactly War and Peace.
Once you have your books, next you'll need your bookcase. The more shelves you have, the better. Five or six ought to do, especially if you end up becoming an avid reader. Put the bookcase together, place your books on the shelves, and viola.
Category:LiteratureCategory:BooksCategory:Furniture
Booster Gold

Booster Gold is a clone of Bill Gates from the future. He does not know who his genetic donor is, but he shares Gates' love of money and KFM. Gates never left him any money, as he decided to live forever as a robot in this future. 
==History==
=== Origin ===
Booster stole a DeLorean from a museum and drove back in time. who was at the time, n. His floating robotic companion, Skeets, tells Booster when he needs to be and where, usually to fight supervillains or go grocery shopping. An important part of Booster Gold's identity is that he once genetically altered a clone of himself, resulting in Goldmember. Whenever Booster Gold appears on screen, the background music change's to Kanye West's Golddigger. Booster also once became a man-whore to an old lady because he needed money and a roof over his head (because he was afraid of water). The man-whore part is real because D.C. is fucked up. They retconned it out of continuity but still kept the brutal rape and murder (two different people) of Booster's friend Sue Dibny.
=== Booster Gold Today ===
After pushing Superman into a red sun, Booster Gold flew around the earth laughing. With Superman down and out, Booster is now free to wear stickers on his shirt, pretending to advertise for fake companies. He is still wreaking havoc across Metropolis. 
=== The Future ===
You already read about the future. It happened when he was younger.
== Relationships ==
Booster Gold travelled back in time to 1986 to live with his one true love Wonder Woman. They lived happily together in a giant heart-shaped love-ship, which had been crafted out of parts of the Anti-Monitor by Gold and Wonder Woman after the Anti-Monitor's defeat by the massed superheroes of the DC Universe. This was, of course, during the event known as the Crisis on Infinite Earths. Or maybe Infinite Crisis. Anyhow, Skeets needed extensive rebuilding, having been almost totally destroyed by the Anti-Monitor in the battle.
== Jealousy ==
Unfortunately, Booster Gold's girlfriend Wonder Woman was too much of a needy bitch for him. He started a crossover relationship with She-Hulk, but Wonder Woman still loved her man and fought She-Hulk. the fight between She-Hulk and Wonder Woman led them (as well as any two women who fight) to having sexual intercourse with each other. They became trucker lesbians that travel America spreading dirty hot woman on woman love throughout the Midwest. Booster realized he would be alone forever, so he built a female love slave to obey him. Skeets overrided the slave's programming and they ran away together. Booster Gold is still looking for love (for a price). For Booster's "special" services call him at 555-5555.<BR>
He's waiting (really he's that desperate).
Category:Comics
Category: Superheroes
Booty

Booty is brigandbonics (Pirate vernacular) for treasure. Most people think that booty is treasure such as gold and jewels, were this idea originated from is unknown, but it is false nevertheless.
== History ==
Booty has been a subject of much interest and debate over the last god-knows-how-many millennia, the fact that it covers just about everything (well the inhabited land on the earth) is the main reason for this. The main use and phrasiology for the term "booty", is by 'now retired' pirates; this terminology pertains to an acculmination of dried biscuits, limes and gold covered chocolate money. Although through such films as "Pirates of the Carribean" (actually filmed in Newcastle), "Hook" (based around a primetime fishing docusoap) and "Captain Pugwash" (don't ask), these afore mentioned pirates were brought back into the limelight and their booty was uncovered for all the world to sea.Men are attracted to the Booty especially Black Men if you have a big booty and you are a female you can as a money maker or somthing used to attract men so they can bang you or you can use it as a kiddie ride for babies .(pun? what pun?)
== Correct Usage ==
===Attracting Members of the Opposite Sex===
*Correct: "Arrr! Avast ye maties, prepare to boarded! We arrrr here for yer booty and plunder arrr!!!"
*Incorrect: "Give me that juicy booty you sexy mother."
===Fending Off Unwanted Advances===
*Correct: "Arr! Don't touch me booty er you be forced ta walk the plank, arrr!!!"
*Incorrect: "Don't touch my booty you pervert."
==Famous People with Fat Booties==
* Jennifer Lopez
* Homer Simpson
* Fat Joe
* Vida Guerra (She also has some fine treasure in her house.)
* Mo'nique.
* Beyonce .
* Ashanti.
* Serena Williams .
* Kim Kardashiann .
* Angel lola luv .
* Buffy (not the vampire)
* Imelda Marcos
* The prostitute on the street
* Your Mom
* Fat Albert
==See Also==
*The Assless Wonder
*Booty Contest
*Pirates 
Category:Tedious pop culture references
Category:Anatomy
Category:Ass
fi:Fruittari
Borat Sagdiyev

Borat Sagdiyev, also known as "Borat", (born 27 February 1972) is the current President of Kazakhstan.
==Birth==
Borat was born in the quaint village of Kuzcek, in the Kazakh Soviet Social Republic in the Soviet Union. Born to loving parents, I think, Asimbala and Boltok "The Rapist" Sagdiyev. Borat was born in 1972 from his mother, who was only 9 when pregnant. 
thumb|center|200px|Rare drawing on Borat's childhood desk.
==Family==
As mentioned, his parents are Asimbala and Boltok, often nicknamed "The Rapist". He also has three children Huey Lewis, born Hooeylewis, and twins Bilak and Biram. He presumably has a cousin named taroB which has committed several war crimes in various places and is often confused with him.
==Presidential Campaign==
After former president Kassym-Jomart Tokayev stepped down from presidency, Borat broke into the government building in Nur-Sultan and said the presidential pledge and legally became president. His first act as president was deporting all Jews for fear of "sucking our beautiful Kazakh minds out of skull".
Category:People with a giant portrait of Vladimir Putin on their walls
Category:Kazakhstan
Boris (Caillou's dad)

#REDIRECT Caillou
 
Boris The Teeth Guy: A racist, foulmouthed, angry criminal who usually yells a lot and has a giant mouth. (made by Julian3535)Green Boris: An annoying, upbeat, green version of Red Boris who is nice and is always happy. He has a widely accepted catchphrase "I'm a bun, I'm a bun, I'm a tasty tasty bun!" Note: This catchphrase is a reference to a clip in Season 4 Episode 31 of The Amazing World of Gumball, that can be found here. (made by David the goanimator)Funny Boris: Funny Boris is a 'Funny' version of Boris who always makes stupid jokes that everyone ignores. He wears a Lime Green hoodie, unlike the usual Dark Green hoodie worn by
Borth

Borth is the de facto metropolis of North Ceredigion, sprawling out towards the Ynyslas International Airstrip in the North, and the suburb of Aberystwyth in the South. Its importance on a global scale is noted by its various namesakes: The Borth-Davis Theory, Borth Syndrome, and the Borth Vole, amongst others. Its Animalarium has inspired the popularity of replica animal parks (elsewhere known as Zoos) around the country. Borth is well known as having been the original capital of Wales, until it was replaced by Cardiff, due to the violent Farmers’ Uprising of 1974. Historians claim Borth has always existed, and always will. 
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== Amenities ==
Come the summer months, many hundreds of tourists flock to borth, for underwhelming temperatures, poor ice cream and a giant sense of why did we bother. Many rough families assemble here, indeed attracting talent spotters for the Jeremy Kyle Show.
===The National Animalarium===
The Animalarium attracts literally dozens of visitors each year. It holds the annual Wild Cat Hunt, a highlight of Borths cultural calendar, when a deadly animal (typically a lynx) is released into the community, with a prize offered for the successful capture of the beast. To this date, the animals have never been captured. It is thought they evade would-be prize winners by fleeing eastwards, towards the more tropical climate of Machynlleth. That theory would also explain Machynlleth’s unusually high rate of death by mauling, at least 5 times the national average.
== Transport ==
Borth Central Station is one of five stations within the urban conglomeration, serving as the Welsh terminus of the Eurostar. The other main station towards the north of the borough is Dovey Junction, a station that survived the Beeching Cuts despite not serving any purpose whatsoever.
=== Holiday season ===
During the winter months, Borth hibernates and its inhabitants harvest the souls of any left behind children and reaps the money from a summer of tourism. Maybe they'll buy a bench, or a birdhouse... Of course this would only take place if they were granted the appropriate planning permission, which, knowing the government, will not happen.
== Urban planning ==
The only thing holding the delicate, poorly distributed community of Borth together is it's unique linear structure. Imagine some skid marks which go striaght down the toilet, then you have an idea of what residents of borth wake up to everyday. Of course, if you lived there, you'd get used to it, much like worms get used to the damp, dingy and disgusting soil they have the misery of living in.
Category:Wales
Bounty Paper Towel

Bounty Paper Towel was the 24th Prime Minister of Canada. He ruled from 2010 to 2014. His biggest contribution to the nation of Canada is widely disputed to be Quicker Picker-upper Act.
==Early Life==
Bounty P. Towel was manufactured in a local Canadian factory where he enjoyed the first several hours of his life in fancy packaging. His life took a huge turn when he and hundreds of his siblings (poor mother) were shipped to stores all over Canada. He spent the next better part of his life in an elaborate paper towel display. He eventually came to know a roll of Charmen Ultra, they got married within days of meeting one another.
==Prime Minister==
In an ill twist of fate, Red Green died during his last days in office. Towel took this as a chance for him to gain the power he had dreamt of ever since his hefty cleaning fibers were packed together. He gathered together a group of followers created of various politically minded janitors. They formed what came to be known as the Clean Party. Days before the elections his name was secretly scribbled onto thousands of ballots. Since no one cared for the other candidates Bounty Paper Towel won by a landslide. 
===Space Exploration===
Bounty P. Towel established the first ever Canadian Deep Space Program. The organization was told to get a man into space within seven days. They did it, but know one has ever heard from those lost souls ever again. but then again bounty sucks and no one should use it.
===Pennies for All!===
In an effort to help with rising inflation, Towel changed all Canadian currency to be worth one US penny. Now there was a reason to spend those worthless things rather then collect them in a jar. 
===Kitten Huffing===
Towel became the first Canadian Prime Minister to make kitten huffing legal in all provinces and territories. 
===Ninja-Pirate Law===
Established that all pirates and ninjas must fight all the time in Canada. And he meant ALL THE TIME. The penalty for fighting outside of Candian borders was dog huffing, which everyone knows isn't half as satisfying as kitten huffing. So if you're a ninja, and you wanna kick some pirate ass, go to Canada and put an ad in the paper, sooner or later you'll get a reply from a pirate who wants to do the same thing and you can meet somewhere and fight it out. Gods pissed, and has to clean it up. Guess what god uses to clean it up? 
category:Canadians
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Bournville

Bournville is an area in the Midlands of England, near Birmingham known for being the headquarters of Cadbury's Chocolate, one of the largest producers of chocolate on Earth. (With minor exports to Alpha Centori)
Bournville is also the name of a form of dark Chocolate, which is known for its uses as road paving in at least three countries. It was customary in India to pave highways with Bournville Chocolate until the early 1970s when it was deemed the cost of replacing eaten roads too high. Erwin Rommel turned half the roads into engine coolant in the 80s.
== Bournville in the 1890s ==
Some Upper class people in the 1890s, also known as lunatics, considered Bournville chocolate a sweet dish and served it to their guests after a meal along with a small peppermint. It became the fashion to place the peppermint between the two small pieces of Bournville and eat them together. This later led to the production of After Eights a dark chocolate snack that consists of peppermint-flavoured goo inside a coating of chocolate.
== Bournville in the 1920s ==
Prior to the 1929 Wall Street Crash, Bournville was the choice chocolate of everyone, from babies, who used to gum it until it melted, to clerks, who ate it between 11:00 and 11:05 (see Elevenses), to old toothless women who ate it in the same way as babies.
However, the only reason anyone ate Bournville chocolate was because the price of Cadbury's Milk Chocolate was far too high. However, during the Wall Street Crash, an experiment in cost-cutting by the good people working at the Bournville factory discovered a way to produce Cadbury's Milk Chocolate without crushed Emeralds, thus reducing the cost by 300%. After this Bournville quickly fell out of fashion.
== Bournville in World War 2 ==
During World War 2 Bournville was used as psychological warfare against the Germans. They were so scared of the substance that Hitler surrendered at the battle of El Alamein after he was threatened with a Bournville bombardment. During practice runs the wartime catchphrase "chocs away!" was coined.
== Bournville Today ==
Today Bournville is rarely bought by anyone except old people who remember days pre 1929. They then foist it upon their grandchildren who have to later wash their mouths out with syrup to remove the horrible taste.
Recent studies show that if Bournville is melted down to a certain degree, it can produce a Hallucinogenic.Jimi Hendrix was known to melt bars down and crumble it into a Rizla and smoke it with friends including Lord William Harrington. The band Steppenwolf celebrated the power of the drug through their hit single "Bournville to be Wild". 
category:Towns in England
Bovine

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Bovine can refer to:
* Cow
* Bull
* Buffalo
* Yak
* Bovine Intervention
* Bovine Plots to Destroy David Byrne Awareness Day
Category:UngulatesCategory:Mammals
Bovine Plots to Destroy David Byrne Awareness Day

thumb|right|An unknown cow leeads a sit in, protesting David Byrne Awareness Day. 
It is a well-known fact that all cows HATE Talking Heads, and especially David Byrne, with an unparalelled vehemence. They prefer the hard-rock beats of doom metal icon Kenny Chesney, the violent grunge protest songs of Lindsay Lohan, and the gangsta-rap obscenities of Tom Jones. They have thus conspired to brutally slaughter David Byrne and replace him with a cow, who will inaugurate the New World Order of the Horn and Udder and burn all remaining Talking Heads albums. This reached the president of a country whose name cannot be mentioned without awaking the collective ire of the Mormon Church, who spread the message to Billy Graham. However, the latter was too occupied with violating Monica Lewinsky's chastity and betraying the American people to create a holiday; the foreign president subsequently contacted George W., who instituted Bovine Plots to Destroy David Byrne Awareness Day, to be celebrated whenever David Byrne admits that cows are attempting to destroy him and his. Oscar Wilde said of it, "This is something everyone should know about, especially David Byrne."
== The High Cow Responds ==
Recently, the High Cow, who is considered among his people "Prince of All Goodness," responded to charges that he intended to murder Byrne. He said, "While we cows are a proud race, who enjoy Kenny 'Oh mygad they killed', Lindsay 'Inversion of Goodnes' Lohan, and Tom 'Genreic Urban Nickname' Jones, we detest acts of violence against David Byrne, unless they involve strangling him with a giant rubber photograph of Eminem's unborn twin, Slim Shady II. Okay, I'm lying." Afterwards, Byrne admitted that bovine plots sought his death, and explained, "I desire that these cows stop making sense for once in a lifetime, they've no compassion. They think they know whats best... They're making a fool of us! While the great curve in American morality may allow them to continue their shenanigans, I was born under punches, so I guess I can take it in the big country which is full of cities. I wouldn't worry about me -- artists only do, and they stay hungry -- and I've got a new feeling that the life during wartime will end soon and I can resume my ordinary life among the little creatures. Yet it is doubtless that these are true stories, like in that book I read, and I apologise for having been blind to them. Moreover, I'm not in love. Just thought I might make another Talking Heads reference."
==See also==
*You have two cows
Category:American music
Category:Incoherent
Category:Holidays 
Category:Bovines