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Lostfile.exe

My job was to research used computers and delete useless files. The company I worked for sold used computers. Obviously I had to clean them out so they looked new. I got this one laptop. It was in perfect condition like it was only used once or twice, no scratches, fingerprints, and there was only one file besides the ones that came with the computer. It was called 'Lostfile.exe' and seemed completely empty. But curiosity got the best of me and I opened the file.
When I opend the file the screen picture went black. There was a game, called 'Sonic and Knuckles' A very plain game and sounded pretty boring since I hated sonic games where you had to be sonic, but Knuckles was my favorite character in the whole Sonic series so I decided I would play it and see how it was. The opening was like Sonic 2 but instead of tails appearing it was Knuckles that appeard. His look was different, only a little, however. His eyes were just black and his red on him was very pale, like a color of pink. The first sone I played in was simply called 'Zone world 1'. I was Knuckles wich made me pretty happy. He was still pale but his look had more graphics than the original. He kind of looked like he does in Sonic Heros but still small like in the game. The Zone was nothing at all, just one straight line (kind of like Lunas Game.) no jumping or one of Doctor Egg Mans machines. At the end instead of the cage thing with all the animals inside was tails, laying there, obviously dead. I was shocked, who ever made this game was a sick person. Then the screen cut black, and a weird screeching sounded and was very loud. I turned down the volume but it did nothing at all, even all the way down the screeching played. I was Knuckles again but this time the zone was called 'Final Zone' The same screeching played and this time it only took ten seconds to beat the Zone but when I did the screen cut black. And a taxt appeard in plain white letters. It said "Why did you leave me to die Sonic? Why?" and the computer died.'I was pretty scared about the whole incident so I asked my boss who gave us this computer, but when I did she said "We never got this laptop from one of the boxes, are you sure it's not one of the employees laptop?" I asked everyone and they said it wasn't theirs. So I smashed the laptop on the ground and threw it away.
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Lottery Numbers

The lottery gives you a three digit number and a four digit number each day. What else has seven digits split into three, then four? It's a phone number. The lottery is a telephone oracle. Whoever is on the end of the line when you call that number knows something that you need to know, though sometimes getting the prophecy out of them can be difficult. It helps if you have a winning ticket, I believe.
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Loud Dick Noises

Whenever I take my pants off in my apartment my dick comes crashing down onto the floor and makes a loud banging noise that has been upsetting my down stairs neighbors. I've received several notices on my door and I fear I might get evicted. I've tried taking my pants off near my king sized bed and letting my cock fall onto that but my cock usually smacks the head board into the wall and damages the drywall. I don't know what to do.
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Loud House Lost Episode: Lincolns revenge

Hey everyone, now you may tihnk that this is fake but trust me its real and it realy happened.
Ok so im sure youve heard of the loud house, it is a cartoon in Nickelodeon that is abou tone boy named Lincoln with ten sisters.
I used to think that show was pretty good when it first came out until I saw this episode
I was homesick from school one day and I was really freacking bored so I decided to watch Nickelodeon. So I did, I wached some spongebob, and then the commercials said that the loud house would be coming on next. I was extatic because i loved that show.i fidnt notice it at first but the screen was staticky when the loud houses name was said.
so then the usual loud house theme played but one thing was different . lincoln was running arund on the screen but none of the sisters were there. then the title card appeard and said lincolns revenge. i thought ooh this gon be good.
so it started out with lincoln sitting in his room and he was like "hey everyone, im gonna do something very special today, im gonna make my sisters shut up and stop buliing me all the time." i was suprised because lincoln never talked like that.
then he looked straight at me. the screen zoom in on his eyes and they wer hyperrealistic and red and bloodshot.
i screamed really loud and tryed to turn off the tv but I cpuldnt. i just had to keep watching the tv.
lincoln got out of his room. his older sister lori yelled at him for existing or something and he stabed her with a machete he randomly pulled out from behind his back. She puked blood hyperrealisticly and Lincoln proceeded to open up her belly and rip out her still beating heart. i threw up at that part.
"haha I love revenge" lincoln said as he ran to Lenis room. leni was being a dumbass and trying to eat her own hair and then Lincoln took out his machete and cut her head off. her decapitated head bled out onto the floor and made big mess. I screamed for my mom but my mom wouldnt come. 
Luna walked in and said hey that looks fun but Lincoln threw his knife into her chest and she died . He cut off her hands and ate them and stabbed her chest 37 more times
then Lucy came in and started crying blood because she's emo. she randomly passed out and died and exploded into a bunch of blood and guts and lincon feasted on her intestines and as he was eating his eyes glowed red and blood poured ou of his eyes
He called in hus Other sisters and took out a machine gun and shot them all in the chests and danced in their blood. his parents were too dumb to care about it and the episode ended in static
the screen displayd a message that said:
"we did not make this episode, someone hacked our studio
- Nickelodeon"
but ever since then I have stopped watching loud house and i dont think you should watch it either unless u wanna be in therapy like me
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Louder with Crowder

It's 2070, Steven Crowder in his 80s, walking with a cane after years of back problems, hobbles into campus for his now annual tradition.
The Louder with Crowder interns quickly set up the table and recording equipment as Steven lowers himself into his chair and reaches for his mug.
What was the topic this time? he mused, and shrugged. Doesn't matter. I'll know the talking points when they start arguing with me.
He adopted the best smug expression his wrinkled face could muster and waited for the eventual snowflake to get upset and approach him. Someone always takes the bait he reassured himself.
It took about 10 minutes for Steven to realize something was wrong. Nobody was coming. All the students walking by rushed past the table without even a glance. Not a single college kid even yelled at him to go home. Nothing.
It was then when he saw a familiar face approaching him: his lefty granddaughter. Maybe she knew what was going on.
"Hey grandpa Steve."
"What's the matter with these people, are all of your commie friends too afraid to debate me?" he asked with a mocking smirk
"I'm not here to argue, just to deliver a message"
"Message? From who?" 
"Someone you've been avoiding"
Steven's face scrunched up in confusion. "I'm not avoiding anyone"
As soon as those words parted his lips, Steven felt his stomach lurch. His granddaughter walked up to him and handed him something. As she leaned to his ear, a shadow passed over Steven's face as she whispered:
"Sam Seder sends his regards"
His heart racing, Steven unclenched his shaking fists and looked at the object she had handed him.
A stuffed rabbit with buttons for eyes.
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Louis

A man named Louis lives on a quiet mountain top. Louis had built a wodden cabin. Louis was a lonely man, he didn´t have the company of a woman, somebody to warm his bed. He lived there with his two animals that he had found in the woods, a crow and a small baby wolf. Louis named them both, the crow was named Robert, and the small baby wolf was named Alex.
Louis was happy, besides being lonely, he had the company of two adorable animals, and he also liked the smell of the trees. But one day Louis was woken up while in his bed by the sound of a tractor and other mechanical instruments working,working and working.
The sound that the tractor made ,the chainsaws that were in operation drove Louis mad. 
Suddenly something lit up in Louis ,something violent and angry. Louis decided to get out of his house and then he saw something that horrified him
The trees that he used to adore were destroyed, there were dead animals on the ground that was covered by burned tree branches. But Louis suddenly snapped and said: "Why would persons do such a thing, do they not like what our god gave us, do they worship the heart of the dark man, do they support the dark man and his wretched heart and his evil doings. I CAN ALLOW SUCH THING !!!" In an instant Louis started killing all of the workers, smashing them with tree branches strangling them. And when he finished killing all of the workers he said: "Now i did what needed to be done, i have extinguished the adorers of the man with the black heart, TAKE ME WITH YOU !" Louis had snapped and was talking to himself, but in his subconscious he said: "I will do what you wish my master, i will protect this holy ground with my heart and soul, and those who aproach me will die and no 
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Love Me

I can hear her.
I can hear her steps echoing down the hall.
It's maddening. Absolutely maddening. I know that no matter how well I hide she will find me. No matter how flawlessly I am concealed she will hunt me down. I can do nothing but buy myself time.
This closet, it stinks. The reek of ammonia is so strong in here I can barely breathe, it's giving me a headache. But it should serve to keep her off my scent.
I don't know why this happened, but it did. We saw the signs, but never thought it was actually a legitimate split personality. How could we have known? We couldn't.
She's getting closer.
All the others are dead. It's just her and me now. She seemed so sweet and innocent, how could she ever have mustered the strength to take down someone as strong as Rainbow Dash? Or Applejack? But I had my magic, and I was strong enough to get away. That won't do me much good now, though. I was injured in the fight, I'm not strong enough to cast any spells now. It's only a matter of time.
Oh god. Celestia help me. She's right outside the door.
She can hear me. She can hear me breathing. Oh, no. Oh, no! The door's opening! She found me! NO NO NO NO NO NO! AAAAAAA-
The bloodied mare stepped back from the mutilated body, admiring her handiwork.
"Oh, Twilight. You were certainly a challenge to catch, weren't you? But I get them all in the end."
She grinned, revealing teeth filed down to points in her insanity. They deserved it. They all deserved it. But Twilight was the last, and so now it was over. They'd all learned their lesson. They'd never shun her, or refuse her kindness EVER, EVER AGAIN. But what if they still didn't accept her? There was a whole town of ponies out there, surely someone would still reject her... Oh, well, she'd just have to teach them a lesson too.
She'd teach them all if she had to.
She'd teach the whole world.
"They'll love me. They'll just love me... YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LOVE ME!!!" Fluttershy laughed, grinning. 
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Love Spell

You can't remember the last time you felt so lonely. This is the reason why you have chosen to turn to the Black Arts. While setting up the red candles in their star shape, you place your arms around yourself and shiver. You know that the slight draft is a sign that they have come.
Now you light the candles one by one while chanting the sacred words in an ancient tongue. The shadows start to flicker and dance upon the walls like marionettes. You take out the golden strand of hair of the one you want to fall in love with and place it ever so gently in front of you. Lastly, you pull your knife free and glide it across your hand causing the blood to spill onto the hair.
You singe the hair in every single flame and blow the ashes out to the wind, finishing your spell. However, something seems off. The shadows appear to be peeling themselves away from the walls. You shriek as their flat dark forms begin to engulf you. Your screams are soon muffled as the darkness consumes you.
They whisper perversions that you care not to think of. As the words are spoken, you can feel tongues that lick, teeth that rend flesh, and claws that rip into your tender meat. Your breath quickens as you feel you might die.
Don't worry though, you wake up. At home in your nice comfy bed. You start your day like any other, but today you will meet your one true love because the spell worked. Little do you know is that your lover will be one of us.
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Love you to Death

It was January 2nd, 2012. I woke up around 9:00, I usually wake up between 10:00 and 11:00 but today was different, today was important. I got a shower and brushed my teeth, the kind of stuff a 22-year-old like me usually does on a Monday morning. I was so nervous I couldn’t concentrate on anything; I just sat on my bed until it was time to go.
I got to the movie theater half an hour early. I just waited by the door until my 20-year-old girlfriend got there. We went in to see the movie, it wasn’t one I wanted to see but I wanted to be with her. We sat in the front of the theater. When the movie started I held her hand, the second I touched her, a shock went up my arm and I felt amazing. My heart rate was steadily increasing through the entire movie because I knew I was going to kiss her that night, I just didn’t know when. At the end of the film I started thinking about all the reasons I love her, and all the reasons I was going to kiss her. When the credits started to roll I tapped her on the shoulder. When she looked at me, and I stared into her beautiful eyes I couldn’t stop myself from telling her I loved her. I did love her, she meant everything to me, when I met her my entire world changed, it’s like it wasn’t gravity holding me to the earth anymore. It was her. I gently put my hand on her arm and I leaned in to kiss her. Everything just stopped; we were the only two people in the world and all I could feel was my hand on her arm and her lips against mine. It was the single best moment of my life.
After the movie was over we walked to the door. I hugged her and said goodbye. I honestly don’t remember what happened next. I don’t know whether or not that should worry me. I’m pretty sure the reason I don’t remember is because I was so happy. I don’t think I got to bed until around 1:00 a.m. I wish I could have stayed asleep.
I woke the next morning to the doorbell and incessant pounding on the door. I went downstairs and answered the door. It was a UPS worker; he had a package for me slightly bigger than a fist. I signed for the package and took it to my bedroom to open it. It was a human heart. I was so disgusted I almost vomited, but for some reason I pulled it out of the box and there was a small slip of paper in the bottom, it simply said: “TURN AROUND!” I was terrified but I did so anyways. What I found was even worse than what was in the box. I saw “LIVE THE FIRST LIFE! IT HAS BEGUN!” written on the ceiling in blood. My girlfriend was hanging next to it. Her throat was slashed and there was a hole in her chest. I could see a diary where her heart should be. I pulled it out and looked in it. Everything was blacked out with a sharpie except for two lines “my heart is his” and “I love him to death” I suddenly felt something cold and sharp pierce my back… and everything went black.
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Lovers Dead.txt

One day, after I came home from school and was quite tiered, I decided to get some sleep. I turned on my wall mounted TV and changed the channel to 'Spike'. To my surprise, UFC was on and I decided to watch it before getting some sleep. After about thirty minuets of sleep, I got up and went over to my computer. I remembered that I had to download my homework from the school website, so I logged on and did so. However, along with the work template, I also downloaded a file called "Lovers_Dead.txt". I thought this was a joke, seeing as how we were doing a unit on Romeo and Juliette, and it was going to be something like: DO THE HOMEWORK! However, to my surprise, upon opening the .txt file I noticed it was long. Not only that, the grammar of it was off and it seemed rushed.
This is a copy/paste of the text:
==The Aftermath==
I have been through worse things, but this is definitely up there on the list. It was un-expecting to get this from a school website. Furthermore, when I asked people about this mysterious thing, they said I was crazy and it seemed I was the only on to get this..... Until I found my friend [censored name] who clamed to also have downloeaded the same thing. We talked about it for a while during lunch. After checking the school website, the file was gone. Useally, after the file was downloeaded from the site by the students, the teachers removed it to reduse the ammount of info to keep track of. The link I gave was an upload of the file. This made me really... Well... Uneasy seeing as how my girlfriend is currently in California. I hope the contents of this .txt dont reflect my future. This is writen not only form entertainment purposes but to ACTUALLT get the word out. [Cencored name], in all seriousness, be safe in California please!
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Low IQ Rick and Morty Pasta

To be fair, you have to have a very low IQ to watch Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely in-your-face, and with a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will look completely unscientific. There's also Rick's faux-nihilistic outlook, which actually has nothing to do with his characterisation - his personal philosophy seems pointless when you write it down. The fans don't understand this stuff; they are so stupid that they actually laugh at these jokes, find them not just funny - but also saying something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who like Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they would appreciate, for instance, Rick's humourless existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which is absolutely devoid of meaning. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as anything with real depth unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an "I Hate Rick and Morty" tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Luce

In the time of WWII, the U.S. military was in dire need for an aid against the Axis Powers. They would find themselves looking for this aid in their own American people, but these people were not innoscent. They were murders and all kind of convicts you could imagine. The U.S. had already been experimenting with a type of super-DNA that would be used experimentally on these convicts, and with success would soon be used on our own soldiers.
During this time period there was much espionage going on between both powers (Alllies and Axis). The most serious account of this was when the Germans sent a spy into the U.S. military in means to capture this project. This task was successfully carried out by German spy; Emil Augsberg.
Once in captivity, the S.S. were experimenting on making the project more powerful. With the super-DNA in their possesion, they began research on civilians. They knew nothing about the required dosage of the DNA, so they were basically winging it. On June 6 1942, their experiments came to a shocking hault, for what the scientists saw that day would forever change their lives.
For the past few months, they had been working on a "superhuman" body to host the super-DNA. On this date, they walked into their testing chamber to find the body missing. The next day, three bodies were found on the floor, all disembowled, and faces missing. They then found the last scientist, propped in a chair. His arm was removed, and there was a box by his feet. It holds a 9mm pistol, with 1 clip, a combat knife, a letter, and a cruedly drawn picture of what we think is the monster. This picture also says "Luce" over and over again across the bottom.
This note was found in the box. We have translated it from German to Engilsh.
"The creature has shown very little success in cooperation. We thought it would help but we were very soon proved wrong. Now I believe the creature is after me.
I am the last scientist.
I am alone.
I am alone.
I am alone.
I am not alone.
Farewell.
There is a signature that almost looks like Augsberg, but it is crossed out.
No further sightings have been reported of the creature. It is assumed dead.
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Lucid

Have you ever thought of the possibility that life is a your own dream? I mean, think about it for a second. You know how people say you never remember the beggining of your dream, right? Do you remember the beggining of your "life"? Can you explain to me what you saw the day you were born? Thats what I expected, no you cannot. And as you grow older, you lose memory of what was.
When you understand logic, such as How humans can't fly, but birds can, You stick with it. If I told you I'm levitating right now, Would you Belive it? No, you tell yourself, it's simply not possible. Well then, let me tell you somthing, this is your dream. You control it. The only reason humans can't fly is because that's what you believe. The only reason the earth will end one day is because you believe that it will. The only thing that makes you stay in this dream, is that you think it's real.
Every time someone teaches you somthing and you believe in it, that thing becomes real. For example, If you didn't know, my house is yellow.
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