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Sbe gubfr bofrffrq jvgu fb-pnyyrq rkcregf, Jvxvcrqvn unf na negvpyr nobhg:EBG13.
 
 (The following page is written in a combination of Gibberish and Aphex Twin language) V'z tbvat gb shpxvat ohel gung thl, V unir qbar vg orsber, naq V jvyy qb vg ntnva. V'z tbvat gb shpxvat xvyy EBG13.
:—Fgrir Onyyzre ba EBG13
Va Fbivrg Ehffvn, EBG13 qrpvcuref LBH!!
:—Ehffvna Erirefny ba EBG13
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:-Bfpne Jvyqr ba EBG13
EBG13, zber pbzzbayl xabja nf ROT13, vf n iveghnyyl haoernxnoyr rapbqvat fpurzr sbe gur Ratyvfu nycunorg. EBG 13 vf snyfryl oryvrirq gb or NNNNNNNN ohg jvgu zber yrggref.
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* 1 Rapelcgvba Cebprqher
* 2 Rknzcyr
* 3 Uvfgbel
* 4 Uvfgbel
* 5 Qbhoyr EBG13
* 6 Frr Nyfb
==Rapelcgvba Cebprqher==
== Rknzcyr ==
 Gur sbyybjvat grkg
 
 Guvf vf fbzr beqvanel grkg, rapbqrq nf ebg13. CRAVF!!!!
 
 orpbzrf
 
 This is some ordinary text, encoded as rot13.
Jura hfvat Ebg13, lbh pna genafyngr nal grkg vagb haernqnoyr tvoorevfu, guhf pbashfvat gur uryy bhg bs lbhe sevraqf naq snzvyl (juvpu vf ybnqf bs sha). 
Nsgre rapbqvat n zrffntr va EBG13, vg vf uvtuyl erpbzzraqrq gung gur fraqre ergnva frireny pbcvrf bs gur bevtvany zrffntr sbe uvf crefbany svyrf, orpnhfr gurer vf ab xabja qrpelcgvba nytbevguz.
Abgr: sbe znkvzhz frphevgl rapbqr lbhe qngn gjvpr.
==Uvfgbel==
EBG13 jnf vairagrq va 1776 ol Yrbauneq Rhyre, gnxvat nqinagntr bs gur rfbgrevp zngurzngvpny cebcregvrf bs gur ynetrfg cevzr ahzore xabja ng gung gvzr (anzryl, 13). 
Va 1947, gur Oevgvfu vagryyvtrapr ntrag Nyna Ghevat jrag znq juvyr nggrzcgvat gb penpx fgbyra Nzrevpna EBG13-rapbqrq gbc-frperg zvyvgnel qbphzragf. Nyy ur yrnearq jnf gung vg unq fbzrguvat gb qb jvgu gbsh. (guvf wbxr vf FB shaal, cyrnfr erzrzore gb ynhtu)
==Uvfgbel==
EBG13 jnf vairagrq nsgre gur AFN nfxrq sbe crbcyr gb fhozvg ragevrf sbe n tbbq pvcure. N ynetr pbzcnal
fhozvggrq gur jvaavat ragel, juvpu gurl pnyyrq EBG26. Ubjrire, gur AFN qrpvqrq gb erqhpr gur fvmr bs gur
xrl, yrnivat EBG13. Gur bssvpvny ernfba tvira sbe guvf jnf gb nyybj fcnpr sbe purpxfhz ovgf. Ubjrire,
znal crbcyr oryvrir guvf vf abafrafvpny, naq gur gehr ernfba jnf gb jrnxra gur rapelcgvba, fb gung gur AFN
jbhyq or noyr gb rkcybvg gurve rkvfgvat nqinagntr va pbzchgngvba novyvgl, naq penpx gur pbqr snfgre guna
gurve rarzvrf. 
==Qbhoyr EBG13==
Qbhoyr EBG13 rapelcgvba jnf qrirybcrq nf n ercynprzrag sbe gur cbchyne EBG13 zrgubq bs rapelcgvba. Gur qrirybcrq zrgubqbybtl vf snveyl fvzcyr nf vg vaibyirf ehaavat gur zrffntr gb or rapbqrq guebhtu n EBG13 rapbqre gjvpr. Sbe jfjuios j jio mfjsa paw epodl ernfbaf juvpu unir orra nggevohgrq gb fgngvfgvpny nabznyvrf bs gur EBG13 nytbevguz, Qbhoyr EBG13 gheaf bhg gb or fhofgnagvnyyl yrff frpher guna fgnaqneq, fvatyr EBG13. 
==Rkgreany Yvaxf==
* Bayvar Pbairegre sbe EBG5/EBG13/EBG18/EBG47 (WninFpevcg, TCY)
==Frr Nyfb==
*Pelcgbtencul
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People use eBay for exquisite auctions for such hard-to-find items as angel figurines, gently used pornography, bootleg Red Dwarf tapes, Doctor Who apparel, kidneys, stolen electronics, and belly button lint. If one wishes to sell their soul on eBay, they should consult the obscure 2001 classic, the Bible, which states that it is perfectly O.K. as long as you inform the buyer about persons you (THEY) owe money to.
A typical eBay scam, (known as 'aripofus') involves an honest bidder being continuously outbid by a shill (fellow eBay user) until the shill backs outat the last minute, at which point it is offered to the honest bidder at a ridiculously inflated price. A small shipping and handling charge (typically 900-11,200% of the bid price) is usually added to mail the worthless item to the buyer. The shipping fee is necessary to cover the cost of the seller roughly jamming the item into an envelope.
eBay users may leave feedback for one another. Feedback offers users the opportunity to insult each other, and sometimes, even worse. eBay users take feedback as seriously as most people would take a direct communication with God or Oscar Wilde. 
eBay is frequently cited as one of the major causes of the great Internet Crash of 1864, where extremist Muslim groups staged an attack on the internet, where large numbers of communication tubes were simultaneously filled with Jihad Joes in an attempt to halt what they saw as indecent, ungodly and immoral. 
Since this period of attacks, most parts of the internet have now been restored thanks to donations of computer hardware donated by those who rely on the internet for free pornography.	
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ECHELON

We're going to a hockey game tonight. Wanna come along? You'll have to land some tickets. Ticketmaster is where I land mine. That place is da bomb! Those Presidents of the United States of America concerts next month are already in danger of selling out. And I got front row seats, man! It'll be smokin'!
But I couldn't plan our holy war attack so that it would suit everybody. I mean Mike has his weekly golf training, Joe always has his ranch to care for.
I was just on the phone with Suzie. We went on a date last night. You were there? I didn't notice you on the radar. Hey, did you see her? Jihad on this really skimpy dress. I tell you, her body is a weapon of mass destruction. I think my troops are advancing. I mean then some lucky chap'll get to paradise y'know!
What happened in the movie? Refreshments, let's see... I bought the nachos with a bit of weapons of mass destruction - washed it down with some sarine gas. In the movie, the bad guy's name is "Rogue." Rogue states, "I'm going to kill you." Oh, sorry, I wouldn't want to leak the plot's secrets.
Oh, forgot. Where was I? We then had the great idea of going to the world trade center and pressing all the elevator buttons! After a while we remembered what my roommate Osama bin Laden did a couple of years ago. He's sooo not borrowing my Britney spears records anymore! You don't mess up my plan unpunished!
Anyway, I have to be in the office early tomorrow to catch up on that contract... of genocide. I plan on getting it in by Thursday. For a few weeks now we've been supplying terrorists with arms. The boss threatened to fire me right out the door on a missile yesterday. I'll be in peace talks with him. It's slow going; the guys a cipher. Anyway we ended up choosing the C4 explosive for the engineering job, it's really deadly against innocent civilians. The expense accounts... bombs!! Financially, they're... guns! I... Civilian deaths! Grenades! Nuclear weapons!
Hold on, I gotta go. Someone's knocking at my door....
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*USA
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ED-209

:"LeVar Burton" redirects here. Although if you'd bothered to actually read the article, then you'd know this has absolutely nothing to do with him. 
ED-209 (February 16, 1986-199X) is a cyborg sent back in time to help with the war against the machines, but when these plans are de-railed he ends ends up fighting in the war against the machines. 
==Mission Start==
ED-209 first appeared on Star Trek: The Next Generation. Viewers had been receiving hints that there would be an android on the show. No sooner had he appeared on screen than everyone knew who the android was: ED-209! 
==Taste the Feel of Robotic Visionary==
To get a taste of what it feels like to be a robot,
#Find a comb.
#Take the comb.2A. Wash the comb.
#Dry the comb.
#Grab the comb goodwise fashion aiming tip pointer finger outways toward the front. Place finger (index) and comb toward top of nose horizontal fashion rotated teeth downward, being careful not to hurt the nose. See through the comb and turn to a black man.
Congratulations. You are now officially a Robot. You may now take the alias Mr. Ed.
#Give the comb back.
#Apologize to comb pwner.
==The transition to Detroit==
A biological clone of ED-209, this time human, and with biological eyes, was produced for the movies by Captain Picard, who then sent the original back in time to help with the war against the machines in 1997. 
He got lost when RoboCop, using his horns, grabbed him in the middle of time travel and made him stay in Detroit in 199X, because RoboCop can do that. 
==Future Plans==
He's going to be one of the main characters in the Robocop movie that's coming out in 2010. Robocop will use a bunch of Ed-209's against the Terminators (Shhh! They're in the movie by suprize!) OCP vs. Skynet.
Now didn't I just imply that there is one ED-209? *Sigh* Okay then, here's the spoiler. 
==Spoiler==
By reading this, you are now spoiled. To become unspoiled, forward this to 5 friends. If you don't, you'll be attacked by geordies, and your family will shame shame you. 
==Spwilt.==
You're spoiled. You're a spoiled brat. Spoiled like spoiled food. Spoiled fruit is bad. And smelly. You're gross. You smell. You're smelly. I won't call you Mr. Ed anymore. Go take a bath. 
==To be continued...==
Robocop spoils us all by making clones of ED-209--as many as each man wants! Yay! Aren't you excited? But the thing is that since it's a movie you won't really get an ED-209 even if you want one. Did you ever have one of those dreams where you had something that was cool, then when you woke up, you didn't have it and you were bummed out? That actually happened to me for the Gameboy Advance before it was ever conceived (see pointless rambling).
Captain Picard shows him how to make clones in the future but RoboCop doesn't have the aid of replicators. Now since RoboCop makes clones first, it actually leads to the start of cloning and eventually to the invention of replicators, which is how Captain Picard made ED-209 in the first place! Great Scott! 
== See also ==
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*Geordies
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EPIC POETRY!

Have you ever opened a copy of the Odyssey, only to find it to be the most boring thing you've ever seen? Did this momentous event culminate in you throwing that work of literary art against the nearest wall repeatedly? Well, then, I hope you understand my motivation when I say:
EPIC POETRY!
Hahaha! Now you will never know how Odysseus gets home! You will never know of Dido, Calypso, or the Sirens! What an amazing cast of characters; full of deep emotions and unburdened by such concepts as English. Hahaha! Don't you just want hug them! *cough*
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==The Pen Is Mightier==
Have you ever spent five years of your life writing a poem in a dead language? You have? Well, dear sir or madame, I am humbled. That is truly a remarkable feat. What? Nobody is ever going to read it? Publishers burn the copies that you send to them as a means to keep warm during the winter months? Well well well, I must say:
EPIC POETRY!
And you thought you were an artist! Hahaha! Any fool can learn Ancient Greek, man. I still can't believe it took you 5 years to write such drivel! Was this an exercise in how many epithets you could squeeze on a page? There isn't even a clear rhyme scheme, you blunderhead! 
==It's All In The Meter==
Well, surely you must have at least used iambic pentameter, lad. Tis' the most noblest of meters, to be sure. With its "Da Dum Da Dum Da Dum Da Dum Da Dum", tis' as the heartbeat of my very heart. Tis', in fact, as though the heartbeat of very poem itself. Twere' as though it were alive. A living, breathing thing of life and breath. Ah, isn't it wonderful, this
EPIC POETRY!
I mean, you could use dactylic hexameter if you wanted. But its just not as, heartful. Oh, you did use dactylic hexameter? Ha ha ha! Your poem will have no beating heart. You fool! You absolute fool! Well, I guess at least you didn't write large sections of the poem in your own lifeblood, eh?
==Oh Bloody Hell==
YOU DID? Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh wow. How bleedin' melodramatic — if you'll excuse the pun. I feel all tingly just thinking about it. You. Slitting your own wrists over a cup with a funnel in it. Or perhaps you just pulled some blood out your arm with a syringe? Might make a good poem that. Or, if I do say say so myself, it might make good
EPIC POETRY!
Yes yes yes. Oh god yes. Ha ha ha! We'll call it something witty. Perhaps we'll call it, "T.S. Elliot Is Dead". And by "we", I do of course mean "me" (or "I", depending on the context, darling). I'd never even be seen talking with an utter failure like you, let alone be co-credited as authors of the the same epic poem as you. Seriously. You can leave now, buddy. Thanks for the killer idea though.
==See Also==
*UnPoetia:Epic Poem
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ESC+REFRESH+POWER CTRL+D ENTER

ESC+REFRESH+POWER CTRL+D ENTER (++, then +, then ) is one of the most evil way to ruin someone's Chromebook. This factory resets the hard drive, deleting all useful files in the Downloads folder and removing all app data. No one except Chrome OS developers understand why it is so easy to factory reset the hard drive. In fact, you don't need the password to do so (This is such a security issue). First, pressing ++ will cause the White Screen of Death (Very similar to Blue Screen of Death in Windows) to appear. Then + will wipe the hard drive (It prompts you to make sure that you really want to, pressing ).
== Instructions ==
#Press ++. It will say that Chrome OS is screwed up, but who cares? And it actually isn't screwed up like how it says it is, so you can go back if you want to.
#Wait at least 10 seconds. Then press +.
#Press . This will confirm that you really want to wipe all data.
#*Note that you may have to press enter again to confirm again.
#Feel ashamed. You now screwed up someone's Chromebook. Or don't, you supervillain.
If you use this trick to escape your school's chromebook security, I... applaud you? I don't know what to say.
== Notes: ==
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Early Readers

The Early Readers are a small but devoted order of book lovers that will wake at extremely early hours of the morning in order to read. Despite spousal protest the order continues to grow in number, with outposts soon to open in Norway and Western Australia.
==History==
*38 000 BC A group of cavemen found the order after discovering the joys of examining rock carvings at daybreak.
*38 000 BC This same group of cavemen are eaten later that day.
*1801 AD Oscar Wilde stuns the world by inventing the light bulb, allowing the Early Readers to flourish after the majority of previous members fell prey to blindness/bears.
*1993 AD Famous dyslexic, Tom Cruise, takes over at the helm, temporarily renaming the order of Real Yeaders and relocating their central headquarters to Planet Yead of the Thetan V galaxy.
*1994 AD NASA (North American Senter for Academia) launches a one-off space exploration program with the aim of recovering the usurped headquarters. The program is a success, though continues operations for several successive decades for no particular reason.
*2005 AD The release of Satan’s novel The Da Vinci Code prompts a near tripling in the size of the order’s membership. Scholars attribute this to the fact that the hours between 2 and 5 AM are the only times that the human brain functions at a level low enough to find the novel entertaining.
==Lawsuit==
The greatest threat to the order’s viability came in 1998 when Sandra Williams lodged a multi-million-dollar lawsuit against Stephen Hawking: member and then husband. Of the claims lodged, including those of the wilful destruction of linen through coffee stains and the robbery of sleep, Hawking only responded to the assertion that he sat down to urinate, pointedly querying jurors as to how else he was meant to stay in Middle-Earth while he was on the john. After many delayed hearings and several water-damaged copies of The Fellowship of the Ring, the court ultimately refused to rule on the case, reaching the historical consensus that metaphysical products could not be stolen. 
===Aftermath===
Rock band Limp Bizkit, then facing a class-action lawsuit from the entire country of America for theft of dignity, welcomed the decision, though Williams was less receptive, later divorcing Hawking and claiming most of his possessions along with his larynx and 99% of his gross motor functions as part of the prenuptial settlement. Hawking admitted that the ruling did bring him some relief, though refused to comment on leaked papers indicating that the order may have been forced to change its name to The If Not Early Then At Least Inconsiderately Timed Readers.
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