Edward Heath

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Sir Edward Heath (1916-2005) was Conservative Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1970 to 1974. His years in office saw economic decline, trade union unrest, and increased trouble in Northern Ireland. He therefore does not have a high reputation as a prime minister, not helped by his whiny behaviour after he lost two elections in 1974 and was replaced by Margaret Thatcher.
Outside politics, he was an expert yachtsman and fan of classical music. A lifelong bachelor, since his death he has attracted a wide variety of lurid and almost certainly untrue rumours about his private life, sexuality, and killing children then throwing their corpses off his yacht.Ex-Prime Minister Edward Heath: Paedo Buggerer, Torturer & Killer, The Duck Shoot
==Early career==
His main achievement as a young politician was staying out of the way during the Suez Crisis. Heath led the failed negotiations for British entry into the European Common Market in 1960. As party leader, he sacked Enoch Powell in 1968. Hurray!
==Prime Ministership==
The following can be counted his achievements:
*Concluding decimalisation of British currency, although he didn't invent it
*British entry into the Common Market (later European Union), assuming you consider that a good thing.
Less gloriously:
*Striking miners
*Three-day week, an attempt to conserve energy by making people work less, due to striking miners
*Power cuts, due to striking miners
*Bloody Sunday and increased trouble in Northern Ireland, culminating in the attempt at power-sharing between Protestants and Catholics which finally totally failed shortly after his departure from office
*Abolished free school milk (done by Margaret Thatcher as education secretary).
He also reformed the benefits system, made some inadequate changes to industrial relations law, changed county boundaries (very controversial), introduced VAT (Value-added Tax) at 10% (replacing the earlier Purchase Tax), and had a recession which he managed to largely reverse.
==Afterwards==
Heath lost a general election to Harold Wilson in February 1974. Wilson's majority was so small that he called another election in October, where Heath performed even worse. In 1975 Margaret Thatcher launched a leadership challenge and became Conservative Party leader, and 4 years later Prime Minister. Rather than resign and take up lucrative outside employment, or take a relaxing seat in the House of Lords, Heath chose to sit on the backbenches and snipe at his successor. He finally retired from the House of Commons in 2001, aged 84.Sir Edward Heath to stand down BBC News, October 24, 2000
He was a great fan of communist China for some reason,Heath's Chinese Take-away, Guido Fawkes, 20 January 2006 and managed to get a brace of pandas for his efforts.In pictures: the history of giant pandas in the UK, Daily Telegraph Which he didn't have anal intercourse with, then murder.
On his death in 2005 he gifted his house, Arundells in Salisbury, to the nation. You can visit it if you'd like. Why you'd want to is another matter.
==Lurid rumours==
Beginning in 2015, various rumours of child sexual abuse surfaced.Edward Heath child sex abuse claims: Five things you need to know about the allegations, The Independent, 5 Aug 2015 Well, he was a bachelor, which means he must have been homosexual; and he was alive in the 1970s when everybody was a paedophile. So what more evidence do you need?
These developed into claims that he actually murdered a boy on his yacht and threw the body into the ocean. Writer Linda Corby claimed to have heard from police that he killed a child from Haut de la Garenne, a children's home on Jersey which was centre of a child abuse scandal; however there is no evidence of Heath's involvement, still less that he was a child murderer.'Eleven boys went on Edward Heath's yacht but I counted only 10 who left his boat' claims mum, The Mirror, 6 Aug 2015 Carl Beech, who made up a serious of nonsensical allegations about pedophile rings involving famous people, also claimed Heath was involved in his abuse and sexually assaulted him on a yacht.VIP abuse accuser 'told police Edward Heath saved him from attack', The Guardian, 23 May 2019 Beech was subsequently sentenced to 18 years in jail for his false allegations.Carl Beech: 'VIP abuse' accuser jailed for 18 years, BBC News, 26 July 2019
With Beech's claims conclusively disproved, no other evidence has been found for any of this.
==References==
Category:British people
Category:Former Members of Parliament (UK)
Category:Prime Ministers of the United Kingdom