Hewitt Best

is a lineup player for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Best has played for the Kansas City Breath Mints and the Rising Stars.
==Official League Records==
Best joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with .
On , Day 36, Best's defensive ability was siphoned by Boston Flowers lineup player Glabe Moon in a game with Blooddrain weather.
During the , Best received the modification as a result of the blessing.
During the , Best received a combined stat change of as a result of the Breath Mints' will.
On , Day 101, Best was attacked by Consumers.
On , Day 99, Best was named an MVP and gained the modification.
On , Day 16, Best's overpowerment and ground friction were siphoned by Philly Pies pitcher Tiana Takahashi in a game with Blooddrain weather.
On , Day 31, Best siphoned some of Philly Pies lineup player Jaxon Buckley's baserunning ability in a game with Blooddrain weather.
On , Day 70, Best was incinerated and replaced by Trinity Roche.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Best played for the Rising Stars, until they were collected and made by the Vault Legends.
==History==
Comrade Best is known for their beyond-perfect anticapitalism (warning: FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE) score.
Unbeknownst to anyone, Comrade Best is sometimes a human mech piloted by 5 Teen Hermit Crabs, who combine together to form the shape of Hewitt Best. However, sometimes Hewitt Best is simply a loving comrade who helped a group of hermit crabs form a union once. It is impossible to tell which version of Best is the correct one, but in both, they are filled with love, and the determination to unite the workers of the world.
Best prefers "Moskau" by Dschinghis Khan or "Crab Rave" by Noisestorm for their walk-up music. ☭
===Second Job===
Best generally has a lower batting average than other players. This is because he spends the majority of his time and energy off the field in Max Betmint's office, operating as union rep for the team.
A transcript from a recent visit:
Max Betmint: "Ah geez, this commie guy again. I told ya, youz guyz can get your cumulative breaks for the decade at the END of yer contract."
Hewett Best ☭: "No Max. We are here to talk about teeth. Oscar says you haven't approved any of the dental claims we've submitted."
Betmint: "Ah, come on, yer bustin' my blalls. We don’t have the budget fer teeth. You know how much a horse dennis gonna cost me? A flippin' MINT."
[An uncomfortable pause where a rimshot should be.]
Betmint, accent degrading: "Besides, whadda youz gonna do about it? Picket an empty field?"
Best: "No. The gift shop."
[There is another long and awkward pause. Betmint squirms uncomfortably in his leather chair, making rumpling and squeaking noises on the leather.]
Best: "Max, don't make us start chanting. We're very good at it... Here, we'll make up one right now: 'Teeth are good, teeth are great, fix our teeth or we don't play.'"
Betmint: "'Great' don't rhyme wit' 'play'!"
Best, tapping his bat on the desk: "Doesn't have to, Max. Doesn't have to."
Betmint: "FINE! I'll pay for da horse, but Oscar has to do her teeth too. Now make like a tree and geddouddahere!"
[Lenny Spruce reluctantly leaves the room, followed by Best closing the door behind them.]
Betmint, yelling at the shut door: "And dat Filly's E-R-A bedda improve before she even TINKS aboud no I-R-A!"
==Chants==
*Best is Best!
*Best on base! (when about to steal)
*Hewitt, Hewitt, he can do it! He stole the base and blew right through it!
*Let’s get some pep for our union rep!
*Hewitt Best is my very Best comrade, reply if Hewitt Best is your very Best comrade also
*Do it for Hewitt! (memorial)
==Fan Works==
===Gallery===
File:HewittBest sarah.PNG|Hewitt Best by @wjstay_
File:HewittBest1 toasts.jpg|Comrade Best by @goatedtoasts
File:HewittBest2 toasts.jpg|Hewitt by @goatedtoasts
File:HewittBestCRIMES toasts.png|CRIMES by @goatedtoasts
File:Hewitt water.png|Hewitt by @wateratmyshow
File:HewTwooney water.png|Hewitt and Mooney II by @wateratmyshow
File:HewittBest 8loi88.jpg|Hewitt Best by @8loi88
File:HewittBest3 toasts.jpg|Hewitt by @goatedtoasts
File:HelgaandHew stationfaerie.png|Helga and Hewitt Death Mints Masks by @StationFaerie
File:HelgaHewPudge toasts.jpg|Helga, Hewitt, and Pudge by @goatedtoasts
File:HewPDZ toasts.jpg|Hewitt and PDZ by @goatedtoasts
File:VarsityHew toasts.jpg|Hewitt by @goatedtoasts
File:HewittBEST prinnamon.jpg|Hewitt Best by @prinnamon
File:KCDMhew1 toasts.jpg|Death Mints Hewitt by @goatedtoasts
File:KCDMhew2 toasts.jpg|Mint Parade Hewitt by @goatedtoasts
File:HewittBest4 toasts.jpg|Hewitt Best by @goatedtoasts
File:HewYHG toasts.jpg|Hewitt and Yeong-Ho Garcia by @goatedtoasts
File:HewittBest jenna.jpg|Hewitt Best by @jennayow
File:HewYHG dippitydoop.jpg|Hewitt and Yeong-Ho Garcia by @dipppitydoop
File:Hewitt2 water.png|Hewitt by @wateratmyshow
File:Hewitt3 water.png|Hewitt by @wateratmyshow
File:HewittBest carter.png|Comrade Best by @CarterRouth
File:HewittBest5 toasts.jpg|5 Star Best by @goatedtoasts
File:Hew1 pen.png|Reverb at The Meadow by @fraymyst (@epipencils)
File:RodHew pen.jpg|Hewitt and Rodriguez by @fraymyst (@epipencils)
File:HewObserved pen.png|Hewitt Observed by @fraymyst (@epipencils)
File:HewAttacked toasts.jpg|Consumers Attack by @goatedtoasts
File:CrimeTimeHew carter.jpg|Crime Time by @CarterRouth
File:HewittBest HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:Bests gaymaul.png|Hewitt Best and Forrest Best by @gaymaul
File:Vault Legend Hewitt Best.jpg|Vault Legend Hewitt by Numbersninja
File:Hewitt turns gold.jpg|Vaulted Hewitt and PDZ by Numbersninja
File:The Last Three.jpg|Leach, Hewitt, and Rodriguez by Numbersninja
File:VaultedHewitt by Gob.jpg|Hewitt Best by glassgoblin
File:Crowmunism gaymaul.png|Hewitt and Yeong-Ho Garcia by @gaymaul
File:Babygirl gaymaul.jpg|Hewitt and Marco Stink by @gaymaul
File:Hewb gaymaul.png|Hewitt by @gaymaul
File:Trio gaymaul.jpg|Yeong-Ho Garcia, Hewitt Best, and Marco Stink by @gaymaul
File:Chess gaymaul.jpg|Hewitt and Marco "playing" chess by @gaymaul
File:Pride gaymaul.jpg|Hewitt and Marco by @gaymaul
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