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Adventure fuck you with a fucking piss on fucking fuck shit bitch top that says fuck you in your fucking pussy

I had a fucking dream fuck you by the way
Monday- I woke the fuck up and my fucking back still fucking itched and I said fuck you to my fucking back I also fucking realized it was mother fucking ass licking piss shitting cunt sucking fucking Monday someone did not fucking flush the fucking toilet because there fucking lazy so I gone to my fucking job as a fucking burger fucking king janitor I only get payed 2 fucking dollars every fucking week this shit is fucking hard by the fucking way any fucking way I did my fucking job and went the fuck home and gone to fucking sleep.
tuesday - I woke the fuck up again and had a weird fucking dream I was being fucking chased by a fucking alien and he said fuck everytime he tried to shoot the fuck out of me any fucking way I did my fucking job yadda fucking yadda didn't get payed today yadda fucking yadda gone to sleep and I had the Same fucking dream like yesterday
Wednesday - I did my fucking job and did not get fucking payed gone to fucking sleep but shit gets real fucking tommorow
Thursday - I was fucking excited be fucking cause it was fucking Friday fucking in just one fucking day but something fucking strange happened I had that same dream fucking again I was fucking weirded the fuck out so I skipped my job to get only 1$ The next fucking day I took some fucking sleep pills and fucking gone to fucking sleep and in my dream the same thing was fucking happening like the other fucking days and when I woke up I found a fucking note on my fucking walls and it fucking said "fuck you I will fucking kill your pussy cunt in your fucking sleep -signed the fucking aliens in your fucking dreams" I was all fucking like why are you giving me notes at 8:00 at night where the fucking 4 year olds are fucking asleep then I found a fucking sleep bullet on my fucking arm and I fucking passed out.
Friday- I awoken and had the Same fucking dream than I saw another fucking alien note it fucking said "we will fucking kill you on fucking Sunday and you will fucking die" I thought this was fucking weird the fucking aliens did not sign the fucking note I gone to fucking work and I got 1 fucking $ so I gone to fucking sleep and dreamed about the same fucking dream yet fucking again.
Saturday - I fucking awoken and wanted to go to fucking sleep because after all it was fucking Saturday so I gone to fucking sleep.
sunday - I fucking awoken and the fucking aliens were right next to my fucking bed and they said fuck and shot me with their fucking vaporizing gun and I was fucking dead and nobody came to my fucking funeral. This really fucking happened.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Dreams
Category:English Class Failure
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Im died
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Adventure time lost episode

It was the night of Monday, March 25, 2013. The new episode of Adventure Time was on cartoon network, the one with Simon and Marceline.
The Episode started normally. The Ice King knocked on the door of Marceline, and Marceline answered, flustered. It's a bit of a blur, but I know something horrible must have happened.
Boy, am I right.
The Ice king... He started Singing.  And boy was his voice... It was kind of weird, as if he was voiced by an old man. Anyways, the two were singing about crazy magic poptarts or some shit i dont know. 
But the weird thing is... Finn and Jake were being total stalkers, looking at Marceline and the Ice King through the window.
Later still, commercials came on. OH GOD THE COMMERCIALS.
There was one that said "If you're happy and you know it go sit in the corner and think about your life." And then... there was one where it said something along the lines of "Barbies barbies omg buy some barbies. They're fun and shit! you can grab their boobs!" And then I blacked out from all of the scariness.
I woke up and I realized I was knocked out for four hours and my TV was gone.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.avi

Hello there.  There was once an episode of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog that was never aired.  It was called:  "Sonic The Satanist, ALL HAIL SATAN".  It was an avi file and it was supposedly cursed.  I thought it was fake until I found the file on 4shared.
== How I Found The Episode, And The Episode Itself ==
I decided to download the file onto my computer.  The file was broken so I had to convert it to a dvd.  Then I had to put it in the dvd player of my pc.  Then, I watched the episode. It was kind of weird that Sonic had these curved horns and tiny skulls for eyes but I had never seen the show before so I just kept watching.  My computer started to glitch with random static noises.   The static started to turn into words telling me to, " Don't watch or you'll be cursed."  But there was more static making it hard to tell what the voice was saying.  Then the title card came up.  Like I said at the beginning, the episode's name was: "Sonic The Satanist, ALL HAIL SATAN".  I thought this was weird.  I had played the games but I did not watch the show, and even I thought it was weird and creepy.  Suddenly my computer screen started to shake.  I was confused.   The episode started with Sonic rolling down a hill and getting all these rings but then it got weird.  Tails showed up.  . Tails looked terrified watching what Sonic was doing.  Now he was eating eggman but the screams were very distorted.  Tails screamed, "Sonic, what are you doing?!?!?!" Sonic said, "Tails, I'm doing a ritual to summon satan."  Tails responded, "Sonic, I don't think that is a good idea, won't satan murder us all?"  "No," Sonic responded, "once we summon him he will be on our team, wahahahahaha!!" Tails yelled, "What the hell is wrong with you?!"  Sonic didn't answer him, he just showed an evil grin!  "I lOvE mUrDeRiNg PeOpLe..." Sonic said with a pinch of insanity.  "AHHHHHHHHH!" Tails screamed as he ran far far away.  Sonic teleported in front of Tails, and said, " Time to murder YoOoOoOU!!!" Sonic began his turbo charge move by spinning in place and then slammed right through Tails' body leaving a giant hole and Tails died.  Then the episode ended with Sonic staring at the screen with a mutilated face. 
== The Aftermath ==
At that point I was just sitting watching the computer screen scared out of my mind, I smashed my computer screen and my pc with a sledgehammer.   Even though the computer was completely smashed I could still hear Sonic's evil laugh coming from inside my house!  As I'm writing this, Sonic is looking for me.  I wanted to share this story so you wouldn't make the same mistake I did.
The End?
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Cliche Madness
Adventures of the Little Koala Lost Episode

Hey! You may know this show called Adventures of the Little Koala it's a show where Roobear and his friends go on adventures will there's an lost episode of it do you know this episode called Penguins Don't Fly it's found in Arabic but it was rename to Penguins Death so I went to a thrift store and found an tape of it when I was buying it the manger said Oh! It's a lost episode of this show called Adventures of the Little Koala! It's has gore and death! I bought it and take it home I was putting it on my DVD player and watch it it was about Roobear was watching tv with her sister until floppy came to Roobear house there mom and dad were cleaning Roobear room until floppy asked Mr Koala if he like an drink Floppy gave it to him and he drank it Mr Koala eyes were black holes and he said FLOPPY WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT DRINK and floppy said oh something I like to call BLOOD DRINK until floppy did the same too Roobear mom but she drank it she was the same as Mr Koala they went to Roobear and kill Laura and Roobear escape and went to Pamie and Nick's house Roobear said MY PARENTS GONE CRAZY they both said calm down roBEEEAAR Roobear almost got killed and he got in the house safely Betty came and floppy answered floppy gave her a drink before Betty said something she didn't drink it so she went to nick and pamie house Roobear answered saying DID YOU SEE FLOPPY Betty said yes? He gave me an drink that I'm having a feeling it's blood juice IT IS BLOOD JUICE roobear said Betty heard everything and let her in she was safe the parents actually almost killed floppy he went someone that is safe Roobear found him and Roobear talk to him floppy learned her lesson, The mom and dad found them they kill and chop Roobear and floppy into pieces they did the same to everyone in the town 
I took the tape out and I can't believe what I saw I have an idea so I talk to Nick jr about the episodes he said 
Ok, Someone Called J TV stuff broke into The HD of Nick and aired that episode please get rid of the tape IMMEDIATELY!
I put it at a road so someone can crash it and someone did but they knock on my door and said is this your tape why did you put it at the road I showed him the tape that it was a creepy tape when I was going to sleep I heard a voice saying hope you have an great sleep hehe it was Mr Koala voice so I watched Jelly Jamm instead if someone got footage of a clip please tell me on discord my tag is [REDACTED] or you may make an fanmade of it
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
After reading creepy pasta

i was at home on the computer and the doorbell rang.so i thought whatever its just my grandma.so i keep reading my creepy pasta.then i hear it again.omg!!!i thought so i went to open the door.a man in a black suit stood at my door.so i do what other kids do.shut the door and go back to my laptop.after the knocking stoped(ya it went on)i went to my bedroom to sleep.all of a sudden i fall strait asleep like ivtaken a pill or something.i feel myself fall into a black abyss.it felt like forever!then i wake up and someone is hoovering over me.jeff the killer of course.i can hear him say go to sleep.i wake up again.but this time im in an insane asylum.men in white coats everywhere.so here i am typing to you.
-paitient 149
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Dreams
Category:Shortpasta
Afterschool Detention

I remember my first detention very well. It was my first and last. We had a new head teacher temporarily. The year was 2001. I remember the year before well. I boy called Nick went missing, and the boys toilets mirror continued to scare the school. The old head teacher decided to get rid of the mirror. He went in, and never came out.
The next headteacher was rarely seen. A recluse. I was the toilets, when he came in. "What are you doing? You know you shouldnt be here." "but sir-" All of us where put in detention.
The week went away with me, and it was 5:30 at night when I recieved a call. "Roger didn't come home from school tonight. He had a detention, he told me you had one too? How come you are home and he isnt?" it was Rogers mum. Roger was my friend that was also there when we got a detention. "I forgot about it. Sorry." It was wierd. Roger hadn't come home, but we hadnt got an afterschool detention.
I never saw the headteacher again. EVER.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Afterwards, a humanoid skeletal structure has revealed itself

A word of caution to the mentally, physically or emotionally unstable readers: In the case of you being affected by cardiopathic illnesses, it is recommended that you refrain from reading the following text. One could faint, resulting in violently dropping on the floor, rapidly jumping in a way resembling a fish being taken out of water, while at the same moment putting his or her palms over the heart in a caring manner, as if being affected by cardiac failure.
In addition: if your anal smooth muscle tissue is weakened and prone to not functioning properly, it is recommended that you do not interpret the text placed below; any unused metabolism products defecated are ought to cause excruciating pain to the reader.
Sometime during the past few years period, a gentleman was travelling by foot by an automobile road, because his own automobile's engine failed to function properly. Suddenly, an automobile started to drive next to his side behind him. He was tired, and wanted to hitchhike somewhere, possibly to his own mansion. To grab the attention of the passing-by driver, he signified that he was about to hitchhike by sticking his thumb out of his hand and showing it. The automobile decided to stop driving, just beside the unfortunate gentleman. Our protagonist has happily walked over to the passengers' door and opened it, satisfied by the thought of finally getting somewhere. However, to his demise, after the door has been fully opened, a humanoid skeletal structure has revealed itself from one of the passengers' seats by jumping apace.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Against the Rules

Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner? Section 34 of their ToS states that any individual who purchases a copy of the game has a right to play the game, and cannot be prevented from playing games by any individual.
If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, Google "Among Us rule 34"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Agamemnon Counterpart

In the year 2571, a videocassette tape was found in a pile of rubble on the ruins of a certain blue planet.
What you are about to witness will not be the contents of the fore-mentioned cassette.
This is an entirely different recording.
They say that the screaming in the background is a Japanese student getting raped and murdered.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:THERY
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Shortpasta
Aggression

What do you do...
When you're misrable And you cannot speak for an unknown reason, you cannot smile at all, you seem.. Emotionless
Tell me, Do you let out all your anger and get revenge?
or
do you countinue your life normaly?
...
It was sunset,
I was sitting in the summer grass next to a couple of friends
We were laughing and giggleing about jokes we made
It was heaven
The sun set
All was quiet
The air was cold
Not even birds were heard
Nothing was heard
My friends all wished eachother goodnight with smiles on their faces
we all climbed into our tents, and drifted off to dream, to dream sweet dreams
I was awoken by the screams I heard in a distance..
...
I shook off the morning drowziness, I glanced at my wristwatch,
3:23 am
What was happening, and especially so EARLY in the morning..
I rubbed my eyes, and looked down
Blood, It was fresh too,
It was a trail leading deep into the dark and dangerous woods
I followed it, trying not to make a sound to awake my sleeping friends
step by step my heart beat faster
Step
By
Step...
There I was at the end of the trail, tapping my foot waiting for whatever God has to come
...
There it was,
A little girl
Black silky hair
A white ragged dress
Staring at me with misrable eyes
"Come, come here. I want to play a game with you"
The girl said in a playful voice
I was not frightened, but delighted
This young girl actually likes me
I stepped foward slowly
Her hand was reaching out for me to grab
I lifted my hand as I got closer
And I grabbed her hand and she smiled..
She smiled
She... smilled...
I woke up with my heart racing
Who was that girl?
It was 6:00 am,
the time I usually get up to get ready for school
I got ready, fixed my room, brushed my hair and got my supplies
I put them in my backpack neatly,
took out the book "Warriors 1: Into the wild"
And read it enjoying every last word,
At school I couldnt speak
I wouldn't speak
I didn't know why
I sighed, my friend poked me and I turned to face him
"Whats wrong?" He said
Thats what everyone said
But I replied with a simple shake of my head
Near lunch I sat at my table with my best friend and two other besties
They talked and talked about memes and vocaloid
I was sitting there, next to my bestfriend, not even glaring at my food
I was staring at the little girl standing in the middle of the cafeteria
Nobody noticed her but me
I took my tray up
And I went to sit near the little girl
I asked "Whats your name"
"Why are you here"
No responce.
No nothing.
I sighed and went back to my friends
For the rest of the day everyone tried making me smile or speak,
It was misrable
Just like the little girls expression in the woods
...
I felt like letting out all my AGRESSION on everyone,
To be countinued...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Beings
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Old Shit
Aggron's Mountain

All who enter, his mountain lair
From their body, their skin will tear
With his claws, as strong as Iron
Even grown men, will be cryin'
You will not, leave this place
Without knowing, what's beneath your face
You will drown, in your blood
While he stomps, you in the mud
There is no, way out of here
Your final wish, will soon be clear
To die real fast, and take away your fear
The sounds are louder, he is almost near
You cannot run, you cannot hide
All who have come, have surely died
If you come across, his mountain path
There is no escape, from Aggron's wrath
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Ahath

"The diseases of the world have came about ahath," Josh's father said.
"Your mother has caught it. What are we going to do?"
Josh looked firmly at his father. "Take her to the hospital."
"That won't help. Her skeletal system became ahath too."
"Wait! What does ahath even mean?"
"It means united."
"..what do you mean?"
Josh's father had an odd stare at Josh.
"Aren't your bones dismembered?"
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Ai

His name was Dick Peters. Dick wasn't very bright, and didn't have a job. He was incredibly lazy, and his room was a mess. Day in and day out, he sat at his computer, and lived half his life on Reddit and YouTube. He found solace in watching AI videos. He liked the fake commercial ones, where it looked as though the food was moving, and the humans were grotesque, looking something like shitty zombies out of a shitty zombie movie, but even shittier. The funny videos featured characters like Will Smith and Shrek doing outrageous things. Dick liked these ones even more. It was said that AI would soon replace humans in many different ways. Workers, musicians, and artists were already being put out of their careers from AI becoming commonplace. AI videos were the future, so Dick thought.
One night, he thought to himself: "What if I, Dick Peters, made a video like these? Then, I, Dick Peters, will be among the greatest AI video creators known to mankind!"
He began to work. By work, let's just say he farted around and clicked his mouse, for simplicity. Once he completed his prompt, he began to turn himself into an AI character, and once he was finished, he admired his own creation. His virtual self blankly stared back at him. He laughed, and put his computer into sleep mode, not bothering to close the program he was using. He got up and went to bed, and looked across the room at his PC as he lay. Soon, he fell asleep.
Something woke him up later on. He squinted his eyes across the room, and saw that his PC had come on again by itself, and his virtual AI character was staring at him again. He shook his head, feeling too lazy to get up and turn it back off again. It unnerved him, nonetheless. He kept popping his eyes open and looking back at his AI self, who was doing nothing at the moment.
Once he fell back asleep, he had a bizarre dream. He dreamed he himself was the AI character being told what to do, and he was surrounded by shapeshifting beings and strangely moving scenery. He couldn't speak. He couldn't hardly move other than twitching around. Dick tried to wake himself up... but he realized he couldn't. This wasn't a dream. His entire existence was now artificially generated. He disappeared without a trace.
How did I know all this? Because I AM DICK'S BROTHER.......
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck