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Mom's Life

One day Dexter's Lab came on, I had not seen that show in forever!
The episode was called "Mom's Life" I had never heard of such an episode!
The episode began with Mom talking to Dee Dee, She said "Guess what! Your father just asked me to make love with him!" "Make love?" I assumed she meant to make out. I mean come on! It's a kids show! The scene cut to Dexter making a machine. He said "I have created the sex machine!" "Holy crap! This for kid?" I thought. Then a message came up saying that this episode was just an animation test and the it was never supposed to be aired.
P.S. What I find strange about this episode is that the only characters are Dexter, Dee Dee, and Mom.
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Mom, This is Why I Utterly Despise and Hate Dolls

They're creepy motherfuckers. I don't get why mom even thought for one second I didn't hate dolls. Have you seen Chucky? Have you seen all those countless other horrors about creepy-ass dolls that I won't watch because I, like a sane person, HATE DOLLS?
Mom, if you're reading this, seriously. You always tell me to "use your head, daft boy" and yet you won't use your own. Because you think I like dolls. No, I don't need some tragic backstory like "A doll killed my sister and now I'm scared of them." I have eyes. My eyes see their lifeless, beady, glass eyes and my eyes say "Yo, that's scary shit."
It's COMMON SENSE.
I'm not even going to talk about that one doll I had in my room from Gramma, how it moved on its own. Nope. I'll talk about that time I dreamt that Chucky was sitting on that shelf above my bed, dripping blood onto my face. Yeah, mom. I dreamt that when I was four. But go off on how you think I like dolls.
There. I said it. Now please, I'm begging you. Stop giving me dolls for my birthday. They're creepy, scary, unnerving, and disgusting damn it.
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Category:Satire
Category:Rants
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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Mom.txt

I'm a Notepad fan like everyone else. I've collected every Notepad program in existence, and even have my own real life Notepad. It has the same shade of blue that a normal Notepad program would have upon install, and it even came with a real life version of the File program. My life is good.
But there's this one thing that happened a few years ago. My mom started going on my computer when I was 12. She was the reason I had to keep my porn hidden in the trash bin. One day, she kept leaving .txt files all over my screen. One day, she just titled one 'mom' and left it at that. It was blank.
Eventually she started writing in it, talking about how Dad domestically abused her and how she needs mental help as well as a therapist. I called the police about it, and Dad got pissed at me. He hit me hard in the face and prepared the belt. I winced as he whipped me with it. A few hours later, he had finished whipping me. He said "I hope you understand what consequences you will get for reporting me, you little shit. You should never have been born," and left us. He was on the run since.
My mother has as of late tried overdosing on depression pills. It turns out she succeeded and is laying dead on the floor. I opened Mom.txt one last time, and it read..
"You're next."
I panicked and closed the document. Had anyone else received this message after their mother started writing about domestic abuse on a .txt file, their husband eventually leaving after they beat their kid, and killed themselves by overdosing on depression pills? I hope not. I hope I'm the only one to witness such a travesty.
After that horrible event, I went out to get groceries. Our car pulled over, and the window rolled down. It was Dad. He told me "Get in. I know what you're experiencing." I got into the car and he apologized for basically bringing me to the brink of death when I was young. "I'm sorry, Jamal, it's just that I was going insane. Your mother was insulting me with horrible words, like 'You aren't going to make it out alive,' and 'Get out of my room, I'm playing Minecraft.' It's unfortunate that you had to deal with me when I was like that. Do you forgive me?"
I forgave him, and asked him this: "What did Mom say to you when you left?" He responded with something that made me feel very horrible that this would eventually make me go out to kill myself as well. "She.. she said she was a furry.. I'm sorry, son."
As of today, I've set up the noose. These are my final wishes to you guys. Don't install Notepad programs, or have mothers ever again. Goodbye.
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Mom Barging Into Room Copypasta

My entire family used to do this. They would just burst on in no matter how many times I would confront them. Everyone got on board real quick except mom. One day, my mom walked in while I'm aggressively masturbating.
Normally, I'd whip the covers over or whatever. This time I was like "Nah, time to teach her a lesson."
I kept aggressively masturbating while keeping eye contact. After she left, I zipped up, washed my hands, went out to the living room, and said "Do you get it now!?"
Haven't had a problem since. She knocks, waits, cracks the door a bit if she doesn't hear my response, then walks in.
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Mom Copypasta

Oh you saw my mom? Oh, thank God, I've been trying to get hold of her. If you see her, tell her that her cigarettes are at the local corner store. She left about 7 years ago to get smokes, and they must have been out that day. But I went out the next day and they had them. It must be a rare brand if she's been looking for them for this long. She can just come home, I already bought a pack for her. They're waiting for her. I'm waiting for her.
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Mom Insulted Among Us

I am a 33 year old male who lives with his parents. My mom says that I am morbidly obese but I tell her to shut up since I only weigh 500lbs. She says that she is "WoRriEd aBouT mY hEalTh" but I just tell her that I don't remember asking (laugh emoji!). Anyways, since I don't have a job I have a lot of spare time. I used to mod a Discord server but that has changed since I found Among Us. Every time I hear anything even remotely connected to Among Us I burst out with laughter and cannot stop. It's like Among Us is the only thing keeping me alive. My dad calls me a loser for it but I don't care. Anyway, I was jacking off to among us gameplay when my mom called me for dinner. My dad helped me walk to the kitchen. We all sat down. My mom said that grandma was no longer Among Us. I tried to contain myself, but couldn't help it. Vessels started popping out and I let out the fattest shart as I started to laugh hysterically. My mom started crying and saying how I was an embarrassment to the family. I was used to that so I just continued laughing. But then, she said the most infuriating thing. "Among Us is a children's game, it's not even funny". I stopped laughing. I turned around slowly, to see her looking me dead in my eyes. I slowly stood up and told her that I am glad that grandma died. She started crying even more, but I didn't care. I took my fist, and hammered it into her skull. She dropped on the ground unconscious. My dad locked me in the garage. I am now typing this on an old phone I found here. Was I wrong for doing what I did?
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Mom whats wrong with woody

i was playing with my toys like every day but when i went to bed something happened at one am i heard there's a snake in my boot but it was really distorted it sounded really deep and crackley so i woke up my mom i told her but she did'nt believe when i went to show her it was FUCKING FINE so i went back to bed and went back to sleep with woody but when i woke up woody was gone so i went to tell my mom but SHE WAS DEAD SO I FUCKING SCREAMED AND CALLED THE POLICE her hair was cut her face was bloody and there was snake marks all over her body then i thought well that's strange becuz woody said snake and my mom had snake marks on her body and for some strange reason woody was next to her body so when the police came the told me the did'nt now how she died so when me and my sister were adopted i brought all my toys at my new home 10 years later at my new house my wife said she loves the new house we moved in just to tell you woody was long gone so when i went to tell may to go to bed there was woody being played with i asked my wife did she buy it for may she said no and i did something i would regret forever i went to bed not questioning were the fuck woody came from becuz then may told me were are cat maxwell she said pointing at the dead cat he's sleeping daddy and woody was on top of the body i said WHAT THE FUCK.
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Mommy

January 13, 2013. 8:00 PM
Me and my sister curled up to watch a movie. She scrolled for shows until one Popped up. The Show was Called: PEPPA AND ME
"Ooh!" Said my sister. I clicked the button to play it. The title card was:
"Mommy."
It then showed Peppa Pig and Suzi discovering the Attic.
"Look Suzi!" Peppa then said. Suzi ran over to a chest, Peppa was holding a old skull Jacko-Lantern.
"Ooh! Treasure!" Suzi then said, the screen glitched. Peppa ran out of the attic,
"What dID YOU fiNd???" Mommy pig asked as they ran into her Office.
"a-" but then we heard Daddy pig say:
"RUN!"
It then came back to a black figure that looked like Mommy pig. Peppa's expression was really.. scared. George then tripped. We then heard a loud scream.
Peppa ran into a Room, with Suzi entering the frame, then we heard a loud bang. My sister jumped and Popcorn spilled everywhere.
suzi ran and hid under a bed, and Peppa hid a a closet, it seems they were in Their parents room..
The screen went black, then the last thing we heard was a door open, then the TV automatically went to the Sing movie, we watched that for a little bit, I could picture Peppa being found, and her body being all bloody..
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Mona The Vampire

Mona The Vampire Is A Cartoon TV About Four Super-Hero's Named Mona Princess Zap-man and Fang Well There's a Theory I Of This, I Well I Explain This Now 
== Theory ==
* Mona Is A Angry Vampire 
* Sources: Mona Died Of A Car Accident. Where She Wanted to find Fang She Died In A Car Accident When She Was 15 
* Princess Giant Was The GOD of the Souls
* Sources (2) In 1998 She Had Cancer That Was Becoming The GOD of the souls. after she had cancer she Wen't to Heven. With Other Super-Hero's Died 
* Zap-man Is Sad And Crazy 
* Sources (3) In 1999 Zap-Man Was Bullied At School People Hate Him So Much They Called Him "Bad-Boy" In 2005 Zap-Man Killed Him Self In The Cave With Polices Find Him 
* Fang Was A Abandoned Cat 
* Sources (4) Fang Had A Original Mom That She Died Of Drinking "Pills" And Killed Her Fang Was In The Box That Said "ABANDONED CAT" Fang In 2002 Fang Was Of The Car Bleeding To Death 
So That's My Theory Of Mona The Vampire. 
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Monday night football

So it was a monday night. It was 10:00 am and footballs was about to come on. So i cooked doritos and made mountain dew and sat on the couch like a fat asshole.
So it started with football team 1 the shrekhawks vs football team 2 the patriotxx. Patrixx was on the patriotxx but i wasn't to sure. So a man then kicked the football in the air when the ball started to bleed and then the ball came alive and ate everybody in the crowd. then Patrixx started eating everybody and everybody was SCREAMING!!!! AND HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD FILLED UP THE FOOTBALL COURT! THE FOOTBALL COURT was now a BLOOD bath full of dead bodies! the score was 666 to 665! Patrixx then kicked the ballz into the goal. and then EVERYBODY DIED! BUT EVIL PATRIXX DIDN'T DIE!
SO it then cUt to comercials where t was a comercial about new episode of squidwards suicide coming.
Then it showed back to the game where evil patrixx was eating everybody!!!!!!!!! THERE WAS HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD EVARYWHERE!!!! SUDDENLY EVIL PATRIXX THEN SAID UR NEXT!!!
SO NOW MY SKELETON IS TYPING THIS!!!!111.
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Skeletons
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
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Money Is an Evil Thing

There is nothing in the world quite like money. It possesses souls and turns ordinary people into raging, greedy monsters. Do you have a dollar bill handy? Look at George. If you look long enough, he'll begin to cry blood.
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Monke mon

Once I woke up at night, it was winter... I live in a housing estate in a block of flats on the 4th floor. I lay motionless, the light from the street lamp reflected off the snow-covered street, everything was so white, but I realized what a sound it was that woke me up, it sounded like it was coming from a dumpster, such a bird's squawk and scratching, the sound was so loud that I thought I some old frustrated person will go out on the balcony and roar something.. or call the police, but nothing like that happened. This sound of croaking combined with yelping and scratching was uniformly measured, it drove me to such an extreme that I just said to myself: this can't be real, this is not a horror movie, it's real life, seriously I had tears in my eyes, I don't know how long I lay there I didn't move, but when the cawing subsided a bit, I steeled myself and walked gently over to the window. Nothing was happening in the dumpster, so I decided to open the curtain a little and take a closer look. I grabbed the edge lightly... KRAAAAAA! If something doesn't hit the glass, it grabs my hand, I look and here is monke mon, the greatest war criminal! "Motherfucker leave me!!!" I was screaming like crazy and he was just: KRAAAAAA! KRAAAAAA! UUUUUU...! I ran into the room, and he stood in front of me on the windowsill in all its glory, I quickly ran out of the apartment, opened the fuse box in the corridor, wanting to tear off the door to have something to defend myself with, but mon was already behind me ... KRAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I jumped back... and he f***ed with the fuses, the light flickered all over the block, and I took the opportunity to close the door and seal it with chewing gum... And he just howled and snorted, then calmed down, and I went back to my bed... monke mon is already in the fuse box for the second year... And I'm just praying that there is no failure in the block...
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Monkey Cloning

You may have heard the old theory about "an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters could type the complete works of Shakespeare".
Well, here's the part you probably haven't heard. Someone actually tried to do this.
Danish scientist Lars Hansen took this theory very seriously - as luck would have it, his job was Monkey Cloner at the University of Copenhagen. He had spent the last few days just cloning monkeys non-stop, knowing that monkey infinity would soon be arriving.
"This one, it's this one!" he yelled excitedly to his assistant Noah.
"Oh my God", said Noah, his beautiful eyes widening.
Three it was, in front of them, monkey number infinity.
Then the monkeys became self-aware, and realised there were more of them than the humans. They decided that they would each kill one human, travelling around the globe, led by monkey infinity.
Monkey infinity gestured towards monkey #289994 and #9011.
"Kill", monkey infinity said. And then Lars (human #289994) and Noah (human #9011) were both dead.
Monkey infinity laughed with satisfaction, knowing that he would never have to kill anyone himself, as there was no human infinity.
So just remember... there's a monkey out there with your number on it.
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Monochrome Sight

I only see in Monochrome through my white eyes,
everbody is sad all the time through my eyes,
i see everything that only children of age 1-5 and animals see,
I see them everywhere
Im scared i wish everyone would see them !
but then i had a great idea i make Mama see them my new friend her name is TwistNeck
Her Head is Backwards she twists her neck to the right side to talk to me!
She once Told me that if i remove Mothers Eye and switch it with Mine
She will be able to see TwistNeck and all my other Friends like the guy on the ceiling!
Isnt it Great Mama ?
You will see just like i do !
Dont Cry we be with you! Please dont leave us!
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Category:Beings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Monopoly

FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER. I LOST AT MONOPOLY AGAINA FUCKING PARK PLACE WITH HOTELS AND COSTING 2000 DOLLARS I FUCKING HAD NOTHING! I HATE THIS GAME OMFG FUCK YOU ALL! DAMNIT I WAS SO CLOSE I HAD ALL RED, ORANGE, AND YELLOW PROPERTIES BUT MY FRIEND, DICKWAD, WON EVERYTHING ELSE. I'M SO PISSED OFF IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! FUCK YOU MONOPOLY FUCKERS I FUCKING NEVER WANT TO FUCKING PLAY AGAIN!
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Monopoly.Webp

We all know the game of Monopoly right? That wholesome game were you dry to buy up as much propriety as possible and crash the econmmy? Good times right? wrong, Monopoly almost KILLED me and i just have to tell you how so be sure to like comment and subscribe for more daily family guy funny moments.
i was 45 when this..this event happended... i was home alone because my now ex wife won the cat during the divorce trail. i was at a pretty low point in my life unsure how to go on living despite everything.my luck turned around when i had an idea. i was going to play Monopoly to left my sprites. there was one problem with my plan and that was my wife won all of my friends as well during the trail so i had no one to play with. i had another idea, i would ask next door neighbor Fred (whom i hate) if he had an ouji bored, and he said he did so i took it from him because i hate him 
after getting back from freds i got the oujie bored and Monoply out and i summoned a spiriete so we could play mononpoly. the game started and i picked the top hat and the ghosted picked the cheese greater. the game was going great until...it happended. i had just bot my 4th railroad and then the ghost man sad "THATS IT, I AM DONE" the ghost then started to posses things in my house, the ghost went into my glock 12 at started taking pop shots at me.after dodgeing all the bullets like keno revs from maytrix he went into my printer and started to print something... i stood over the printer waiting for whatever horrors lay just moments away... after the printer stoped my mouth was left a jar...it was a image but not just any image... it was an image of monopoly.Webp... i jumped back in a fraight but not too high so i was ok. the ghost came...out of the printer and was getting ready to deliver the finale blow and i thought all was hopeless for i had been forsaken by my ex-wife. just before it was lights out for me something broke down my front door and started fighting the ghost in hand to hand combat due to the dust cloud that had formed from the fight i could not see who my hero was... when the dust settled the last one standing was...Fred. Fred came to my side and made sure i was ok, after i told him i was fine fred then sed "how about we finnish this game" and responded "that would be nice" and then we played untill the sun came up. The End...? 
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Monotony

Morning.
Like every morning, you shave. Like every morning, you brush your teeth.
You put the tooth brush in the glass, you put the razor blade into the other glass.
It's an almost boring process.
You go to work.
It's two hours with public transport.
It takes two hours to go back.
You're tired, really tired.
And like every evening, you dine, you put a pajamas on, and you go wash your teeth.
You're tired, really tired.
So tired that you weren't able to realize you brushed your teeth with a razor blade.
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Monster Man

There once was a guy, his name was Dave. Dave was tall, but he was also short. Because of this everyone at school made fun of him because he was tallshort and they would call him mean things like "tallshort". This made him sad so one day he called monster man and monster man said "hello" and Dave said "mnster man I have the sads" and monster man said "why" and Dave said "because everyone makes fun of me because tallshort and call me things like tall short, can you do something" and monster math said "k"
The next day Dave went to school and bullyman came up to him and said "hi tallshort" and than bullyman started to bleed from his everywhere. He tried to scream but the mouth is part of everywhere so he caouldnt scream because he was bleeding from his everywhere. Dave saw this and went "k" and left. After Dave got home from school he called monster man and said "thnks manster mon all the bullys started bleeding from there everywhere when they made fun of me" than monster man said "but I didn't do anything yet" and than Dave went "wot" and than manster mon said "jk that was me your welcome"
-Dave Twaper
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Monster in the Hallway

THUD
THUD
I run to my room, finding the perfect weapon to fight this monster.
THUD
THUD
I frantically search through my drawers, searching for...
THUD
Oh no! It's here!
THUD
Come on! Come on!
...
I looked out the door, and I saw...nothing.
My heart stopped beating like a drum, I relaxed and turned the light on.
THUD!
The monster was behind me, and trapped me in his 4 arms, crushing my bones.
I tried to shake myself off, to no avail. Then, I bit its hand. The monster screamed in pain as it dropped me, clutching its hand. I threw the weapon at him and all went white.
I rested in bed, holding the ball in my hand. Red on top, white on bottom. Who knew Pokeballs would work on a Machamp?
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