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Batshit insane

Batshit insane can refer to:
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===People===
*Bobby Fischer
*Stewie Griffin
*Kim Jong-Ill
*Mel Gibson
*Britney Spears
*Kelsey Wiebe
*George Dubya Bush, Al Gore, Newt Gingrich, or Barack Obama (depending on your politics) 
*Courtney Thompson
*Gary Busey
*Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi, the "Zenga Zenga" guy
===Things===
*Planet of the Apes
*Silly Putty
*Hugo Chávez
*Women
===Ideas===
*Big Bang
*The Matrix
*One Ring
*Black Swan
===See also===
*Bat Fuck Insane
*Ape-Shit Crazy
Batteries

Batteries are places where one can purchase condiments necessary for the baking and cooking of objects, such as cakes, DirectX, or even specific brands of food. Batteries may be open in malls, casinos, or simply down a strip of stores. They carry a wide assortment of batter, flour, vanilla extract, and DLLs for use in DirectBaking. 
==History==	
Batteries were primarily privately owned until the early 1950s, when inventor James T. Kirk developed the process of the assembly line. The industrialization which followed converted olden day batter production by such people as the Amish to virtually cease overnight. Olden day batteries at home could no longer compete with the mass churn out of commericalized batting cages. As a result, however, worldwide cake consumption increased tenfold, assisting dietary needs everywhere, and increasing the number of weddings per person. The increase in cake production ease also increased the divorce rate proportionally, as it was no longer necessary to beat the wedding cake into shape by hand prior to the wedding.
Oh, and batteries are what your girlfriend frantically searches for at 2:00 am after you've fallen asleep. I'm sure that buzzing sound is just her electric razor.
==Chain Stores==
Popular batteries include "Energizer", "Duracell", and "Spaghetti-Os". These batteries operate on a franchise basis, and can be seen across the country. A common complaint is that there are so many batteries, that it is impossible to walk across the street and not find a battery shop. Consumer aggression towards these stores have decreased their profits in recent years. However, even with the strong backlash, battery chain store opening has not decreased. The popular term "Batteries not included" sprung about as a result of the incredible commonality of the stores.
==See also==
*Energizer bunny
Category:Business
Battle of Brisbane

The Battle of Brisbane is widely considered the most important event of World War II, where Australian troops mounted on flaming Christmas puddings and Australian made peanut butter jars utterly annihilated the Japanese invaders who threatened their home, along with the supporting America troops.
==Beginnings==
The battle began when the Japanese arrived in Moreton Bay on the November 26-27 1942, in search of a decent fish and chip shop, and a good whaling spot. The local troops who were quite busy getting drunk and chasing kangaroos in their puddings totally failed to notice the approaching menace. The American troops however, who busy sulking after being ejected from the local pub for being fucksticks did spot them and took to the skies in their newly refurbished pencil cases. After 90 hours of all out battle, one Australian beer glass was broken.
This was the last straw for the locals, who had been putting up with that "awful racket" for the duration of the battle, joined the battle. With rubber-band motors roaring like furious butterflies, the peanut butter jars led the attack with the puddings flying top cover. The battle was incredible, with not a single casualty on either side, until one of the puddings was keyed by one of the Japanese chefs.
The Australian Government, headed by Mark Latham then authorised the dropping of the incredible new weapon perfected by an Australian Government Squirrel: The Amanda Vanstone Eat'em All Monster. Within seconds, the entire Japanese fleet, along with most of the Americans were gone, sucked away into Amanda Vanstone's Stomach, where everything seemed to have a clock in it, including the major life form, a race odd sentient strawberries.
The energy needed to create this was drawn directly from hot air blown into a gas turbine by John Howard's lies, and inexplicably caused the utter destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. As a side effect, Hello Kitty was created, and swiftly destroyed by a volley from the Australian 653rd's blunderbuss, and a few rocks thrown by some kids.
Within the hour, Australian puddings circled over Tokyo, and Japanese landlord Ash Ketchum was forced to sign a peace agreement, and hand over his Alienware computer, electronic mouse and Razer special edition gaming keyboard which is used to this day to play pacman in prime minister's office at the Australian Federal Parliment house, Canberra.
==Noted Australians at the battle==
*Nicholas Johnson (Sargent of the 653rd Bulnderbuss regiment)
*Peter Mckinlay (Christmas pudding pilot, an ace with over 100 kills)
*"Greg Carse" (unknown Victory student from Gympie (a massive hole if you didnt know)
*MOOSE (an animal or pudding it depends how you look at it))
==See Also==
*Australian civil war
*peanut and butter
*Brisbane
Category:Battles 
Category:Military history of Australia
Category:Queensland
Battle of Chickens

The Battle of Chickens took place in 1066. It was a war between the two dominant video game chicken creatures, the Cuccos and the Chocobos.
==How it Began==
The Cuccos and the Chocobos were peaceful chicken creatures, the Cuccos from the lands of Hyrule, and the Chocobos from the lands of Vana'diel. They lived peaceful lives in their own worlds. Then their fowl creators Square Enix and Nintendo merged and the world was no longer big enough for both species. The Cuccos and the Chocobos were made aware of each other's existence 
and plotted a battle to prove their superiority over all other on-line chicken creatures.
==The Competitors==
The Cuccos were an elite race of chicken beasts from the sweeping plains of Hyrule. They were small and weak, but when they swarmed, they were almost invincible. The Cuccos were led by a leader called the 'Fat Hen' and came in two sizes, small and large. Small Cuccos were approximately 1.5 ft. tall and weighed between 5 and 10 lbs. Large Cuccos were approximately 4.5 ft. tall and weighed approximately 300 lbs. Cuccos, not surprisingly, tasted like chicken when eaten.
Their rivals the Chocobos were a peaceful race of oversized chickens monsters from the world of Vana'diel. They were used as riding beasts by the locals, and a few could fly, like the Black and the Gold breed. Chocobos still had advanced skills in claw-to-claw combat. Young Chocobos were small and fat, whereas older Chocobos were tall and sleek. Chocobos, surprisingly, tasted nothing at all like chicken but more like chocolate. Their leader was called 'The Mexican', though no chicken knew why.
==Weapons==
Both Cuccos and Chocobos were very talented chicken warriors, despite the fact that both come from peaceful backgrounds. But when it became war, neither side was going to wait to get plucked.
Cuccos, however, do not use very advanced weaponry. They were limited to close-combat weapons, such as razor talons, swords and knives. Cuccos did not possess opposable claws, thus couldn't make anything more than basic mêlée arms. There were rumours of secret weapons but none of those came home in time to roost.
In contrast, the Chocobos had acquired vast arsenal of weaponry, such as their Customized Barnyard Version AK47s and their homemade egg grenades. They also had a more ruthless leader. The Mexican was no spring chicken when it came to fighting dirty and getting the feathers to fly.
==Outcome==
After a long and bloody war, in which many birds on both sides were lost, the Chocobos won. They then rounded up all the remaining Cuccos and sold them to a supermarket, seasoned and oven ready.
==Future Chicken Wars==
Little Red Rooster, Professor of Advanced Poultry Research in the Chicken Department at the prestigious Bob Jones University says that is a biblical probability. He also expects the sky to fall in soon.
Category:Battles
Category:Chicken
Battle of Grunwald

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Не забудьте, что это были русские, которые били Тевтонских Рыцарей ещё на Чудском озере! Rossiya 2018 World Cup!
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Battle of Italy

The Battle of Italy was an unsuccessful military campaign, between the states under the Federation and CIS, to take control of Italy and to make it part of the Federation. Although many Bothans died, The New Russian Federation did gain some territory in the North of Italy.
==The Plan==
The plan was simple it made use of all the resources available to the Federation. Invading from Greater German Reich and New Yugoslavia. Federation forces would sweep across Northen Italy and then down capturing Rome. The fleet of Imperial Gunships would then move done the right side of Italy, from a unknown island, and drop people off at the bottom and then move along to Sciliy. The troops would then move up Italy and meet the other section of troops in Rome. This would have taken about two weeks with the excepted resistance. Not much resistance was expected because most CIS troops were fighting the Battle of France.
==6th November 2006 - 20th November 2006==
The plan was lauched on the 6th November 2006, however the forces encountered unexpected resistance at the Gothic line. This led to a huge battle resulting in the deaths of many troops. The battle was won by the Federation troops and, despite significant losses moved on to Rome.
The ships fared no better, the ships were lauch two weeks into the Battle, the point which the Battle was supposed to be won, give the CIS change to send their fleet to better the other fleet. The Battle of the Adriatic resulted in the losses of all the federation's ships. This meant that no defense was needed by the CIS at the bottom of Italy and their troops marched to Rome.
==20th November 2006 onwards==
The loss at The Battle of the 59 year old men was the beginning of the end for the Battle of Italy. The federation had no backup and had to bare the full brunt of the CIS armies. Despite this the armies of the federation made significant gains,but when they reached Rome the armies were waiting. See the Battle of Rome for more details. The federation lost and began to be pushed back. The final week some came.
==The Final Weeks==
The armies of the federation were pushed furthur and furthur back, the CIS hoping that they would make gains in Greater Germany and New Yugoslavia. However, the rest of the federation army was waiting and halted the advance. The war was declared over with one week of this event and since then the territory gained has been a base for the army of The Federation.
This territory is now called FIT or Former Imperial Territory.
==Gallery==
File:Battle of Italy 1.png|The first Phase, with the original Federation attacks.
File:Battle of Italy 2.png|Battle of Gothic Line and the resulting effect.
File:Battle of Italy 3.png|Federation territory at the end of the war in red. 
==See also==
*New Europe
*Cheese
Category:Battles
Category:Italy
Battle of Jieqiao

The Battle of Jieqiao or the Battle On A Bridge Called Jie was a military mass mutiny that took place in the year 191 CE. Combatants were Gongsun Zan (AKA Gongsun Zazz) and Yuan Shao. Though fighting alongside each other during the Battle of Hulao Pass, these cool cats stood on opposite ends of the battlefield. Literally.
The Battle was the first of many nonstop fights of the "Family Feud" rivalry between the Gongsun family and the Yuan family. The families competed for not cash money but rather control of Gee and and Ching provinces somewhere in the massive country of China. All notable information about these provinces is that the two are located northeast, close to the Vietnamese.
==Background==
Around Christmas of 191, following a fashionable blow against the Yellow Turban leftovers, Gongsun Zan became bored of the lack of war (coming off from the Battle against the Dong a few months before) and decided to use the death of his brethren Gongsun Yue (given name pronounced "You-ee") as a crutch to declare war on the nobleman Yuan Shao. When Yuan Shao wasn't looking, Gongsun Zan stole multiple cities from under Yuan's nose and declared war against him. Yuan Shao, becoming angry and offended, decided to raise an army to ultimately destroy the Gongsun and exterminate their clan. Since Yuan Shao would need to lead because he is just so picky about how things are done, he gave the control of Bohai in the hands of Gongsun Zan's distant cousin Gongsun Fan. Since Yuan Shao had Gongsun Fan as an associate and often picked on his name, Gongsun Fan gave up the control to Gongsun Zan. Yuan Shao would be humiliated for months to follow.
==The battle==
Soon Yuan Shao himself came with his men towards Jie bridge, hoping to get a piece of Gongsun Zan's ass. (which was out theeere oon the otheerrr sidddee!)
Gongsun Zan's troop amount was exposed, stating that an impressive 40,000 troops followed him. (They were currently planning on how to get single file to cross the bridge) Yuan Shao however took the advantage and attacked the enemy. Gongsun Zan tried to get back at Yuan, but it was too late and he already looked stupider than when he fought at Hulao.
==Aftermath==
The aftermath of the battle was that more battles would follow. It wasn't a one-time stand. Even though this battle seems unimportant, many historians just consider it important because they find it funny that Gongsun Zan came off strong for a change and ultimately ended up a failure again.
==See also==
*Romance of the Three Kingdoms
*Humility
*China
Category:Battles
Category:History of China
Battle of Xiangyang

The Battle of Xiangyang in 191 was a battle fought between none other than the wealthy Liu imperial family member Liu Biao (pronounced like you just stepped on a bee: Bee-OW) and the tiger go-to man Sun Jian. Even though Liu Biao was the force of the opposite side from the Sun Jian forces, Huang Zu, a pirate, led the forces for Biao. This proved a good choice, as when the dust faded and the blood splashing ceased, the Sun family would end up not having the last laugh.
== The battle ==
The battle happened shortly after the campaign against the tyrant Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shu and Yuan Shao (two brothers from another mother) ended up forming alliances with those who went hostile against the other. Yuan Shu decided to become allies with the Gongsun family, who went to war against the fancy Yuan Shao, and Yuan Shao befriended Liu Biao. Yuan Shu and Liu Biao were hostile with one another, always waiting for the moment to strike one another when not looking. Even if successful the previous try. Just to make sure. Yuan Shu sent his pupil Sun Jian to attack Liu Biao and end the influence of Yuan Shao down south, although in the end, Sun Jian dies. This proves to be a pain and the Sun family went to the power of Sun Ce, who just finished puberty and likes fourteen-year old girls.
== Other information ==
The battle is an important part of the history of the Three Kingdoms, but it fails to have lots of information. What a let-down!
== See also ==
*Romance of the Three Kingdoms
*Death
*Pirate
Category:Violence
Category:Three Kingdoms
Category:Battles
Category:China
Battle of the Gypsy Cart

The Battle of the Gypsy Cart was a small bombing raid conducted July 22, 1998 on the Ker clan of Roma at their encampment outside Almaty, Kazakhstan. It is notable for being the only military operation in recorded history to be directed by a non-military cabinet minister.
==Kidnapping==
On the night of July 21, 1998, Anna Yamak, wife of Kazakh Minister of Sciences and Prescription Narcotics Dr. Aztayev Yamak, put her three children to bed, but forgot to close the window into their room.
According to a statement published by the Kazakh Ministry of Sciences and Prescription Narcotics, around 2:30AM on July 22, a group of roaming gypsies of the Ker clan wandered by and, seeing the open window, kidnapped the triplets: Nurlan, Nurtas (both conjoined) and Akezhan.
Believing the conjoined pair to be useful in their dark magic, Nurtas was surgically removed from his brother by the men. Nurlan and Akezhan were quietly returned to the Yamak home, and Nurtas was brought back with the gypsy kidnappers to their encampment outside Almaty.
In the morning, the Yamak parents were told over breakfast what had happened in the night. Aztayev grew enraged at this news, and called a meeting with the Kazakh military chiefs.
After a full day of discussion among the military counsel, Yamak told them that he had been ignoring their advice the entire time and sent them home.
==The Attack==
Rather than negotiate or attempt a rescue, Yamak ordered an incendiary bombing on the encampment of the Ker clan. 
Because the Kazakh air force was on vacation, the bombing was to be conducted personally by Yamak, using molotov cocktails and a crop duster bi-plane. A few members of the Almaty Hunter's Lodge were offered a free round of Kazakh Goat Ale to guard the perimeter of the camp and pick off any escapees.
Though the weaponry and personnel was ready at 7:30PM, the attack was postponed by Yamak until nightfall so the flames would look more impressive. At 9:00, the bombing run began.
The resulting firestorm killed Nurtas, his gypsy captors, and dozens of innocent men, women and children. 
==Investigation and Aftermath==
In an interview on Kazakh Morning Coffee Newsflash Television Show, Yamak commented that "there are few things that have brought greater happiness to me or my nation than to hear the dying screams of three thousand burning gypsies." Yamak's tendency to exaggerate brought international skepticism to his rendition of the events.
A joint investigation by Amnesty International and the United Nations revealed that no one had ever broken in to Yamak's home. In fact, Yamak had sold his son Nurtas to gypsies in exchange for a significant amount of Methamphetamine. Fearing a political scandal, he concocted the questionable story of his son's kidnapping.
The Battle of the Gypsy Cart proved to be a key moment in Yamak's political career, prompting the first United Nations Resolution against the life of a single person. Secretary-General Kofi Annan commented that "the death of Aztayev Yamak would be a favour to all of us. He's such a fuckwad."
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Category:Kazakhstan
Bay of Pigs (video game)

War: vs. 
In 1960, year of our lord, the United States decided to be pussy dicks (because they were afraid to take on the most kick-ass army ever), and use some fat lazy Real Estate agents from Cuba to invade cuba, in hopes that their former slaves and toilet-cleaners would greet them with arms and liberate themselves. Surprisingly, and to the dismay of dipshits everywhere, the plan failed and, like the 100 years war, the invader failed to acquire new cigars.
==Peace and Harmony==
*Ba*tits*a has joined the game*
*D_DayBoiz has joined the game*
*Loading map (Cuba)...*
*Game Beginning*
Ba*tits*a: lol sup dwite
Ba*tits*a: want sum cigars
D_DayBoiz: y4 l0l
D_DayBoiz bu7 5r5ly, 0nly if j00 5ubm1t to t3h US!
Ba*tits*a: lol
Ba*tits*a: WTF?
*Ba*tits*a has been kicked via CorruptBuster*
==The Beginning==
D_DayBoiz: g3h
*Castr059 has joined the game*
Castr059: haha pwnage!
D_DayBoiz: sh17 wtf?
Castr059: i am the pwnzor
D_DayBoiz: STFU n00b
D_DayBoiz: fuck
*D_DayBoiz has left the game*
*Johnny63 has joined the game*
==Whining Reactionaries==
Johnny63: yo
Johnny63: shit not you
Castr059: lulz
Castr059: VIVA TEH REVOLUCIONz0rz
Johnny63: fucken pinko
*Refu_G has joined the game*
Refu_G: noes johnny63 help he tooked my estait!
Johnny63: kk
Castr059: WTF joo noob i liberated u!!
Johnny63: SU
Johnny63: its k were gonna kick his ass
==Mass Pwnage==
Castr059: shit nikita get online
Johnny63: phail
*Refu_G has struck Castr059! 0 damage inflicted!*
Castr059: lol
Refu_G: o.O
*Castr059 has killed Refu-G!*
Castr059: OMFG
Castr059: LULZZZZZ
Johnny63: fuk you
Castr059: haha imma get nukes now
*Johnny63 has left the game*
*Castr059 has left the game*
*Server Terminated*
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