Kirby.exe

Ok guys I dont know what to do.I will just start from the begining.I went to the flea market looking for a video game.I saw a blue broken DSI I had only 30 bucks and the price sticker said $15 but the guy said I can have it for free.Then I knew what was up!I told him:"Yeah I can have it for free thats how every creepypasta starts I've read BEN DROWNED and tails doll curse because its haunted".So he gave me a new black one for $30 and he said it came with a game it was a grey cartridge that said "KI RBY".I bought Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars and Call of Duty.(hell yeah!)When I stole some cars in gta and got a killstreak in cod I looked at the cartdrige of Kirby.When i booted it up it was a copy of Kirby Super Star Ultra the remake for the DS.This scared the hell out of me.The save file numbers all said 6 instead of 1 2 3 and the pictures of kirby on the left of the first save file said 0,the second 1,the third 3.Wtf is this 666 013?I booted up the file "0 KIRBY 6" and the game seletion screen was normal I picked Spring Breeze and sighed.Then I turned of my iPhone and turned on my stopwatch just in case "Yuriofwind" calls me Mr.Stopwatch because stopwatches are illegal btw Yuriofwind when did you get that awsome mustache?The screen stayed black for 17 seconds because im breaking the law right Yuri?The screen returned and the bottom screen said run hehe.I was a King dadadoda or whatever his name is and Kirby had eyes like sonic.exe but he was hyper realistic.I pressed right on the D pad hard I got thumb cancer.Kirby shot a plasma beam at dadadoda leg and he fell Kirby opened his mouth and the screen cut to black with a Zelda redead scream playing.It said in bloody letters SO MANY YUMMY SOULS WOULD YOU AGREE?.Then I heard a twisted version of the opening cutscenes theme.It was playing in reverse and was low pitched and slowed down,however the happy part of the song was replaced by the creepiest part of the happy mask salesmen theme from Majora's Mask playing in reverse and sped up.I was booted back to the save file screen.The music was in reverse but 0 KIRBY 6 was now 1 DEAD 3 i picked 1 KIRBY 6 but no game mode selection screen just blackness.I was a waddle doo in the forest from REVENGE OF META KNIGHT once you get shot down but everything was on fire.A few blood stains here and there on the ground but it was ENDLESS!It was 2 minutes until HE was there.Screen cut to black then there was the most unpleasant image I have ever saw.A hyper realistic waddle doo with his eyes gouged out,his right arm cut in half,and kirby was eating his left arm.It was 20 seconds until then red dots slowly turned at me.I saw then arm drop.I SCREAMED AS HE JUMPED AT ME WITH THE SCREEN CUTTING TO BLACK WITH THE SKULL KIDS MAJORA YELL PLAYING ALSO FROM MAJORAS MASK!I went to the flea market to find,a crime scene with an old man with 13 cut into his left arm and 666 cut into his right arm.I looked closely to see KIRBY WAS HERE cut into his neck.I turned around......HE WAS T-
That was the last thing I heard on his voice recordings.I guess he really is dying or something.Or maybe he didnt listen to me when I told him to lay off the CRACK.These are the voice recordings of my missing/deceased friend Mike.If the story of my friends death/dissapearence gets famous I will port it over to creepypasta.wikia.com.Sry for no videos or pictures or proof Im not Jadusable Im kinda like the guy from the sonic.exe creepypasta.
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Category:Vidya games
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Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure