Abner Pothos

is a player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Pothos has previously played for the Antarctic Fireballs during Pre-History I, Seattle Garages, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.
==Official League Records==
Pothos was first seen as a pitcher for the Antarctic Fireballs after the Fireballs were revealed in the Library, under The First Day, 1st Edition in Pre-History I.
On unknown dates, Pothos was named an MVP a total of three times, resulting in the Ego+++ modification.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Pothos played for the Rising Stars. Pothos then fell to the Seattle Garages as a lineup player.
On , Day 4, Pothos retreated to the Garages' Shadows in exchange for Parker Parra at The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility via the Ratified .
During the November 18, 2022 Fall Ball, Pothos fell to the Canada Moist Talkers.
During the Season 1 Election as a result of the Moist Talkers winning the NEW Max Out Pitcher Blessing, Pothos' Zone was maxed out.
==Background==
The aftermath of the ILB Semi-Centennial was a difficult time for the Garages. Not only had they witnessed the Forgery of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, but Parker MacMillan's impending Roam around the league caused much worry. Castillo Turner's return to the rotation was something they expected. Finding two new players on the lineup, however, was not. 
Abner Pothos ranks among the Garages' oldest players, although its exact age is unknown. When asked, it claimed that as a player from Pre-History, it was "technically about two thousand" years old. Pothos's teammates provided the immensely helpful clarification that Pothos is indeed "pretty old." Abner Pothos and Wyatt Pothos are distant relatives; Wyatt Pothos has explained the relationship as "I don't know. I think I'm its great-great-second-cousin or something. All I know is that it's even less sure than I am." Both are left-handed and share a blood type. Given the in the league at the time, the two have agreed to remain at a distance for the time being.
==Career on the Garages==
Seattle news outlets have described Pothos's style of dress as "eccentric," "trendsetting," and "a little weird but kind of killing it?" Its usual jacket has a high collar, long coattails, and is heavily padded for warmth. It also has a collection of top hats, likewise modified for cold weather. Its outfit somewhat resembles that of a stage magician. This is likely intentional, as Pothos has displayed psychic powers on occasion. Although it was only part of the lineup for four games, attendees reported seeing it telekinetically lifting bats and bat-shaped objects in lieu of swinging them manually. Other mentions of supposed psychic powers and levitation are the subject of debate, as Pothos has also displayed a propensity for stage magic and sleight of hand.
===Community===
Pothos is Ashkenazi Jewish, and has been an active member of the Seattle-area Jewish community since its return to the world of the living. It frequently offers organizational support to local synagogues' community assistance programs in the Seattle area, and eventually helped establish the Big Garage Tzedakah Fund, a nonprofit that helps members of the community manage donations to others in need. Pothos has also provided translation services in Yiddish and Hebrew for the Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies Lil' Readers Language Workshops.
It is a noted socialist and has supported the Garages' mission as an anarcho-syndicalist collective. Shortly after joining the team, it re-established the Magicians' Union it claims to have run during its time as a Fireball. Members include Betsy Trombone, Nandy Fantastic, Mint Shupe, Borg Ruiz, Yeong-Ho Garcia, Scores Baserunner, Chorby Short, and several others, both Blaseball players and not. Meeting attendees agree that the union is "a really important tool for organizing and understanding each other" and also "a great place to go argue about random crap for like an hour," and as such, it fulfills the two main aims of anarcho-syndicalist meetings. Band members cited Pothos's influence when asked about the subsequent uptick in covers of union-themed folk songs in the band's discography.
==Fan Works==
===Art===
File:Abner Mini.png|Abner's mini blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:Abner by AA.jpg|Abner and Aurora by @AAppariton
File:Abner 1.jpg|alt=Abner Pothos, an older person with long yellow hair and pale skin, is wearing a big puffy coat and shivering while levitating in the air. It has on mittens and winter boots. The background of the image is a colorful psychic flair.|Abner by Cori
File:Abner 2.jpg|alt=Abner Pothos, an older person with long hair, is holding a little bunny with fire for a tail. Pothos has on a winter coat and a top hat.|Abner and its familiar, Aurora Australis, by Cori
File:Abner 3.jpg|alt=Abner Pothos, an older person with long hair, is holding a little bunny with fire for a tail inside of its coat. Pothos has on a winter coat and a top hat.|Abner and its familiar, Aurora Australis, by Cori
File:2023CoronationAbnerPothosIgnited.jpg|Coronation Era Abner after becoming "ignited" Art by Lilg8r 
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