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Kendrick Lamar Kills Drake

It was a casual Sunday afternoon at my house. The guests were drinking Arnold Palmer and eating pigs in a blanket. As halftime began, we prepared to hear Kendrick perform his set of songs and throw disses at Drake, which we were mostly looking up to.
As the lights dimmed, Kendrick started performing Squabble Up as per usual. But then the stage started to dim to a deep blue, as Kendrick looked sad and pulled out a letter sloppily wrote on the side facing the camera "My Apology to Aubrey". Drake himself then came out on stage through a hidden entrance as the crowd boos. Drake looks at Kendrick with a face of acceptance and guilt. Kendrick then said "I'm sor-" before he quickly pulled out an illegally-modified M16 with a flash hider and an extended magazine, as he shot Drake 90 times before running out of magazines. As Drake bleeds out, he tried to say "Make them proud" as he smirked and died.
Our guests quickly drove out our house to call their relatives, while my brother who was a Drake fan cried. The stage lights dimmed to a dark crimson red, with the crowd remaining silent and scared, as Kendrick started performing Crown in a gurgling voice from start to finish and reading his apology to Drake which included a few satanic rituals in apparent honor of Drake. Drake then seemed to come out from hell into the air as a summoning, which he immediately took over Kendrick and started performing a specific set of songs while Kendrick's eyes glowed red. First was his verse to Forever, followed by Over My Dead Body, Take Care, Hold On, Madonna, Jungle, Nice For What, his verse on SICKO MODE, and Push Ups. 
He leaves Kendrick's body while saying "My service is not finished, you will see me soon, I Aubrey Graham" and enters back hell. Kendrick says "See you soon" and performs the rest of his setlist as per usual/normal with the lights coming on again, but at the end he performs "Meet the Grahams" instead of TV Off. SZA attempts to come out during it but Kendrick pulls out a Hudson H9 and fires it at her direction, luckily it doesn't hit. After the song finishes, the camera zooms in Kendrick's face as his eyes flash something at the camera. What it was nobody knows. He says "Is this what you wanted" before floating in the air and disappearing.
The halftime ends, however due to the disturbing nature of the performance, the TV stations cut off and air other news segments rather than the rest of the superbowl. Whatever Kendrick flashed made everyone lose their memory of the incident, as my family members wondered where was Kendrick's halftime and continued as normal to talk and eat.
Me and a few people were the only ones to not be affected by the flash or forgetting of the incident, but the incident sounds too wild to be believed.
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:DIALOGUE!
Kenichi Smith Copypasta

Howdy fellas, my name is Kenichi Smith.
I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)
I train with my revolver every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak English fluently, both the American and the British accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Kenny's Revenge

I got a werid vhs in the mail today, it looked a south park volume 1 vhs cover but the major difference here is the 1 turned into a 0 which I'm pretty wasn't intentional because it looks like it was written it Sharpe.
When i opened up the lvhs, it said SOUTH PARK in all capital letter on a red styled backround with a checkerboard background.
The the weirdest thing about all this was that it also had a sticker of Kenny on the cover eith his eyes black and red pupils, his flesh and bone was exposed by his middle and his right hand was a bone, whoever got away with making this episode was clearly delusional.
And after clode inspection of the tape to make sire it wasn't damaged, I popped it into my vcr and it began.
the episode started with the original season 1 thene song but the animation and audio were slightly new and the song and video were slow.
When Ike hit the sign, it turned to static almost instantly but i can hear something in the static, almost like a baby crying couldn't have been likes right?
The episode opened in Kenny's room where he was looking through the screen with his balvk puplis and he said" Why does everyone forget about my destj, no problem I'll make them never forget hahahh" he then changed himself into a. Monster hat looked almost likel him while his Pained screams were heard.
"Hahha, it's time for Kenny's Revenge!" Said Kenny in a almost playful manner. " But who do i I kill first oh right. CARTMAN! Easy target I've seen him win against Wendy so this will be. Easy as can be"
The next scene shows Kenny walking out of his house and heading down the the road to Cartman's hosue where he was playing with Clyde Frog.
"Clyde Frog, do you think the others make fun of me because of my looks?"
"No. My little Eric they bully you because you aren't as important as them so the best thing you can do is try to fight back!"
"But Clyde Frog what if they have strategys abd advantages?"
,Jsut before he could answer the power in Eric's house cut to black as Kenny's laugh could be heard out the hall toweds Eric's door.
"Holy shit, the bastsrds finally snapped" Screamed Eric in fear.
"Oh ericc..., wanna paly?"
"No Kenny, leave me alone"
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:DIALOGUE!
Kennywood

I just turned 16 and I went to get a job in Kennywood with a few friends. There were 4 of us me, Tom, Jacob, and Joey. We had a lot of fun working there. I worked at the arcade with Jacob. I was the creepy pasta person so I would always joke that I saw something weird. One day the asteroid game wouldn't turn on. I thought that was weird because it would always work. That day, our manger wanted us to check and make sure the rides work. He knew Tom and Joey were our friends, so he made them do it. He let us ride any rides and play the games. We rode all the rides but I bumped my head. We went in to the arcade and asteroids was working. Tom played but something happened. 
A hand grabbed his face and pulled him in. I closed my eyes and opened them. My friends were crowded around me, they said I passed out it was a dream. But asteroids was on. I played this time. It was whispering to me it said go in the back the forbidden door. I was shocked, my friends heard it too. I knew it was real. We went in the back and in the door there was a person it said caution. We called the boss and he said that he knew we would find it. He said we need to tell the cops, the boss would kill him if he would tell we did. Our boss owns Kennywood and idwild now and we got promoted.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Kenshi

21 year old Kenshi sat in his chair watching the News. Kenshi's father was Russian, and his Mother was Scottish. He was always looked at as a Mary sue, or Gary Stu, or whatever the hell you call it, because of his use of telekinesis and very, very bad teleportation. Anyway, He's sitting in his house watching the television. The Reporter then said, "The infamous Jeff the Killer has killed another victim. He was shot 3999 times in the face but wasn't fazed." Kenshi stared at the screen as a stirring of hatred filled his gut. His head filled with rage, why was he so quick to become a crazy, rage-fueled, Mary sue killing psychopath? Mild Schizophrenia. He lifted his sword and envisioned himself in Jeff's house (Because he's got a house, I guess) and gripped the handle of his sword harder and harder. He opened his eyes and he was in a desert. "God Damnit! Every time! I always end up in the motherfucking desert." Kenshi said staring at the sand blowing in the wind. "Well, at least I know somebody else is here" He said sticking his sword into the ground and lifting his hands in the air. Suddenly a skeleton rose from the ground and developed organs muscle and flesh.
"Hey" Kenshi said awkwardly
"Hi" The now fully formed man said back
"So... Is this, like-"
"Hellraiser?"
"Yeah"
"Kind of"
"So, do you know what's around here?"
"Sand, sand and more fucking sand." The Man said putting his hands in front of him, mimicking a gesture of showing something grand and awe-inspiring.
"That all?"
"There's a Blockbuster Video and a Starbucks"
"I could go for some Starbucks"
"So could I"
They both walked to the Starbucks... a few minutes later...
They walked out.
"That was awesome!" Kenshi said.
"Hells Yeah it was!!!" The guy said.
"And that's the story of Kenshi" Said Christopher Walken closing the book. "Join us next time when I Read Jeff the Killer" A big band played a song as the lights dimmed and the screen faded to black.
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Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Kentucky

My story starts on October 4th, 1997. My distant relatives invited us to spend the weekend in their trailer in Lexington, Kentucky. I wasn’t looking forward to this, but my Mother insisted I go. We left as soon as we were all ready. The drive was painful, constantly stopping for Toilet breaks and snacks. As we were reaching the Trailer park, I noticed something odd standing at the side of the road. It was neither a human nor Animal, it seemed like a mixture of both. I admit, it scared me a little but I thought nothing of it.
When we reached the Trailer, I died a little inside. It was disgusting! Trash lay sprinkled on the ground and Rats and Mice scurried everywhere. There was a dirty swamp in the park and it sent a shiver down my spine. We were greeted by My aunt Lauren and her husband Bill. They had a 12 year old Son named James, although I remembered him being older. I was escorted to where I was staying and lay my bags on the old, hard bed. My Mother, Father and Brother would all be staying in the same room.
Later that evening, we ate a dinner of greasy fried chicken and lumpy mashed potatoes. I washed the dry food down with a glass of milk. I excused myself from the table and went to my room to change. As I threw on a pair of sweatpants and a tank top, I heard a noise, that of a child crying... I freaked out and ran to the kitchen were the family were discussing life in Kentucky. I sat and waited for everyone to finish and we all went to bed. The crying stopped. We all fell asleep, tired from the long drive.
I woke at 2:09am, hearing the same crying noise. I was petrified. The cry grew louder and it sounded like it was coming from outside. I peeked out the window and what I saw still haunts me to this day. The same ‘creature’ I saw on the road, digging up my Aunts lawn. What it dug out was horrifying. The limp body of a boy around 6 years old. The creature looked at me and carried the body away. The sight was that of a horror story, but it was mesmerizing and I couldn’t look away. When the creature had disappeared into the night, I shook my Father awake and had told him what occurred, he told me I had imagined it and to go to sleep. I didn’t sleep a wink that night, the creatures face haunting me whenever I closed my eyes.
In the early morning, I found my Aunt in the kitchen and told her what happened. Her look of happiness turned to that of sorrow. She told me the story of how her first son Joe died by drowning in the bayou out front. I asked her about the creature but she didn’t have an explanation. I asked her why Joe was buried outside the Trailer, but she didn’t know. She didn’t remember them finding his body in the bayou. She abruptly ended the conversation and ordered me not to tell anyone of our talk. I promised her, I wouldn’t tell... But I still have one question...
WHO WAS CREATURE?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Beings
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:Old Shit
Kevin.HatesEddy

I was 9 at the time, and I just got home from school. I decided to watch tv, though I couldn't watch one of my favorite shows, Ed Edd 'N' Eddy. My mom said she and my step dad were going to drop off my sister at her great grandma's and go mountain biking. YES! I thought to myslelf, I can finally watch Ed Edd 'N' Eddy! When they left, I immediately went to netflix and found Ed Edd 'N' Eddy. It had season five! "YES" I screamed
But, weirdly enough, there wuz only one episode, and it wuz called "Kevin.HatesEddy" "hmm, wut a weird name for an episode" I thought. But, I just shrugged it off and started watching it. The title sequence was ok, but kinda sloppy (which is common for a Ed Edd 'N' Eddy episode) after the title sequence, it showed Eddy standing at the bus stop, alone. Then, Ed and Edd came along to walk to school with Eddy. After they walked off, it turned to kevin, who was writing stuff all over the school with red spray paint.
It then turned to Ed Edd 'N' Eddy again, as soon as they walk in the school, they become horrified, it then cuts to the wall, which had Kevin.HatesEddy on it in red spray paint. Then, it turned to the Eds again. Expecting them to have no eyes? WRONG! Just then, kevin jumps out at eddy. It then turns to a graveyard, a few seconds later, the Eds run past it, though when Eddy ran by he liked he got one if those cartoon beatings. Kevin then grabbed Eddy out of nowhere. It now turns to Eddy, who is sleeping at the hospital. When he wakes up, ue sees Kevin.HatesEddy on the wall, in red spray paint.
Just then, Kevin walks to Eddy, and it then turns to Eddy, who is screaming like a girl, and the camera goes inside his mouth, then showing the end credits. Im speechless, but when I find wut words to say, I say this "Really, REALLY?! This wuz supposed to be god dang scary creepypasta, and it turns out to be a stupid CRAPPYPASTA!" Raged, I go back to watching Markiplier until my mom gets home.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Kg goes ded

this is not a normal trollpasta thats it
kg vs the evil kingdom: one day a boy named KG in KGville, he heard of an evilkingdom TM 
after he beat up a spooky dragon named i forgot and he found a "hot babe" aka a roll of paper 
it said: there is a evil kingdom in your mom's bed, actually no it's in a forgotten land
it's called dongolle land here are lots of scary monsters that kg will have to defeat to get the golden moon
to save the land from the scary queen and save the city from kgville
kg:what a beautiful day outside
Snoefy: kg!
kg: what is it my friend
snoefy: i found something
kg: oh yeah i FORGOT!
snoefy: here
kg looks at the paper*
kg: oh my gody, that is the evil kingdom!
kg in shock*
kg asks snoefy if something about the kingdom!
snoefy: kg, the kingdom is dangeres, very dangeres, if you come there you will die, by the evil monsters!
kg: i will be fine snoefy
but then they saw your mom AKA a dark fog and then they see the misty tower who leads them to the kingdom!
they need to find a key to open the castle door they find a pool that's full of poison
snoefy uses his gravity power to get the key but it still has poison on it and burness snoefy's hand
snoefy: OH FUCK MY FUCKING HAND HURTS
kg:you need to chill
"snoefy dies"
"kg brings back too life"
snoefy: thx kg
then the monsters came!
kg and snoefy fights the monsters*
why is kg here.png is been shown!
after that they won!
kg:yay we won :)
snoefy: KG LOOK, the castle of the scary queenTM!
kg:oh no boobs, i mean more monsters!
they run away form 100 monsters!
then they closed the door on the monsters!
the castle is empty, no people are here :(
snoefy: where is everybody?
oh well let's get the golden moon
kg got the golden moon
then they see that kgville is under attack!
snoefy: oh boobers now what?
THEY ARE RUNNNNNNNNING!
kg:OH FUCK!
snoefy: cum
kg: we will defeat the monsters!
"kills monsters"
then the dead wommen comes back too life, but her voice was broken!
BOOOOOOBAAAAA NOOLS YUOY MOST DEADS
snoefy and kg: sorry we can't hear you IDIOT
"kills ugly lady" the end
goodbye
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Kid Pix

You Know that Program for the PC, called "Kid Pix"? I do. But now I'm a bit freaked even HEARING the name of the game. Let me tell you what I mean.
It started when I was looking for Kid Pix games to download, and I found this normal website with a download entitiled: KidPix4.zip. It seemed like an innocent download so downloaded it, un-zipped it, and ran a virus check on it. (No Viruses, Great, I can play right away!) so the game file was: Kid Pix 4 Death. Now that's so (Sarcasm) scary! I ran it to get the normal Kid Pix opening as expected, but NO! I got these kids jumping over a RAINBOW! I thought, Well THIS is awesome! must be a modded version. Wait, is that kid jumping with a skate-board? I shrugged it off, and WAS going to put my name as: Slenderman Wus Here, but the game said : "That's Not Your Real Name." So I put my real name in, and it worked! I went to backgrounds to found that it said: "Pictures Of Your Death." I was like "What? what's with THAT?" I shrugged it off and clicked. Big Mistake.
It showed what looked like pictures of my body DEAD, in some random places. I recognized the places after some close looks. The ordinary backgrounds. I just could NOT take it, and I quit the game, but I'm sure something said: "Thank You" to this day, I never play Kid Pix again.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Shortpasta
Kid vs Kat: Puppet Master Theory

The people of Bootsville were murdered and taken from their homes, replaced with animatronic puppets controled by Kat Nebulans. The Kat Nebulans are actually living there on Earth and was in disguise all along. But Coop never noticed it, which seemed to be fun for the little monsters that took away his family and friends behind his back. Everyday was the same, Coop's friends and families bully him, which to the child seemed off. Ever since Kat came along, everyone acted differently.
Well, in the beginning, Coop went to get the baseball; resulting in Kat and Coop first looking eye-to-eye at eachother. Coop runs off to dad, leaving Millie to go look for herself. What actually happened in there, will make your guts wrench... Millie's screams can be heard, Burt and Coop was shocked and frightened, but Millie comes out happy with Kat in her arms. But, what we didn't see, was that Millie saw Kat as she went to pick up the baseball, but Kat grabs her arm, and bites her arm off! She shrieks in pain and fear, and that's what Burt and Coop heard, her shrill screams of Kat attacking her, and killing her. He then ate her face off, and took her body away for the rest of the sapient cat race to devour the corpse. They sent a robot that looks exactly a lot like Millie out to keep the Burtonburger family from getting suspicious.
But, how can the animatronic sleep and have Kat try and kill the robot? Simple! - Kat was playing Coop like a fiddle, he wanted to fuck with his life and send him to the nut house. If anybody wanted to drive this poor kid insane, Kat would want a slice of that pie.
What about Burt? He's not a puppet, he acts like a normal, goofy, all-American dad. Yes, but during the show, he's X'ed off during the entire show from "Under Destruction", to "The Kat Went Back part 1 and 2". It was simular to how the Kat Nebulans control the people of Bootsville in the episode, "It's All In Your Head". But they done it from inside their bodies. And the humans are machanical marvels.
Coop will never figure out that his family and loved ones are now his foes, and Kat's people are controling their motions and talking through them from inside their bodies. Much like the films "Invaders from Mars" and "Invasion of The Body Snatchers", but worse. Coop might soon figure it out in adulthood, we'll never know... We'll never know... Coop will never know... he's alone in this world, and what was left of Bootsville, is a hollow shell, of itself.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Kidnapped!

I was strolling through old London town, where I live, taking in the scenery. Suddenly I felt the need to take a shit.
I raced to a toilet block that I saw in the distance. When I stepped through the door I was suddenly in a modern room with lights on the floor - like that TRON movie.
A spooky tall humanoid creature approached. She said, "I want to make spooky alien sex with you in order to breed. We shall make a new hybrid human / alien race."
I was so excited by the prospect of kinky alien sex, I forgot about the reason I was here in the first place. My sphincter released its load of explosive diarrhoea all over the modern white floor, the modern white walls and all over the tall humanoid creature.
"What the fuck dude!?", exclaimed the creature. "That's the sixth time this week!"
"Get the fuck out of my place!" With that I was dumped back in the toilet block, covered in my own shame.
It was then I realised I wasn't the first. She said "sixth time this week". She made the mistake of disguising her space ship as a toilet block. Meaning the only people kidnapped were people who needed to go to the toilet
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Kids Say

"I'll be right back," said Martha, excusing herself from her guests to get more cheese and crackers. Martha and her young son, Steven, were entertaining their new next-door neighbors.
"Wanna hear a funny joke?" asked Steven in his most adorable voice. Steven was only five. "Mommy likes to say it and she laughs lots!"
"Sure, kiddo," said Jake, one of the neighbors.
"Mommy says my daddy's in the basement!" he said, smiling.
"What?" asked Sammie, Jake's wife. They both looked at each other, confused and afraid.
"No," Steven said. "You're opposed to say 'can I go see him?'"
"C-can I go see him?" Jake asked nervously.
"No! That's not Daddy. Daddy's in the back yard!" Saying this, Steven laughed as he'd see his mother laugh telling him that.
Jake and Sammie laughed nervously.
"I hear some laughter," Martha said. "What's so funny?"
"Oh, nothing. Steven just told us a funny story," answered Jake.
"Oh, well, you know what they say. Kids can say the darnedest things. More cheese?" Martha asked, practically begging them to stay.
"I'm afraid we have to go now, though. Look at the time! So sorry to eat and run," said Jake and Sammie as they scrambled to leave.
Martha frowned at Steven as her guests left. He looked up at her and clapped.
"I guess they'll be joining our old neighbors in the basement. And I was so hoping to keep them. They seemed so nice," she said with a sigh.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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