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The Nintendo DSi Virus

I was playing some Nintendo DSi. I got to the Pokemon League. And when I entered, I battled Alder, and the final boss, N and N's Father. And I won. Got the ending. And then, I decided to play a new game. And everything was normal at first. I clicked on start, and I was playing black version. But instead of the black at the top screen, it was white. I didnt know how that happend.
Then I clicked New Game. I choosed a boy, then I typed in my name: Orbaz. When I was done, I saw I was a girl, and Cheren said that my name was F##king. It was wierd. I turned the power of, and I saw something really shocking: The name at the Nintendo DSi menu, my name was the same name as the Pokemon Black Version. I used Settings, and it said: GO TO H#LL SON OF A B#TCH!!! I was really shocked when I saw it. I typed in the name again: Orbaz. And typed in: Lets do this! I clicked on ok, and returned back to the Nintendo DSi menu. But something was wrong: My name was Herobrine. I didnt know how that happend!
I used settings one more time. And it said: Stop trying to stop virus. I found it really disturbing. Really disturbing. I typed in Orbaz, and again: Lets do this! Then I returned, but something was again wrong! It said: McNoobish. And I went back to Settings. And I was annoyed. It said: SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM. I found it ultra disturbing now. So I gave up. I returned back to the Nintendo DSi menu, and something really scary was there. It was a picture of The Grudge. My heart was beating really fast. And I fainted.
I waked up, my mom was helping me to be happy again. I cryed really loud about the Grudge. My mom said: "It was just a dream." She smiled to me. And I was feeling all better, I hugged my mom til the next day. :) THE END OF: The Nintendo DSi Virus. :)
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Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Pokemon
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Noble Purple Town

Red woke up in Lavender Town. After looking around for a while, he discovered that the town was being destroyed and that the residents were locked in. Wondering how he could get out, red went to Pokemon Tower. He felt a strange presence there. He heard a voice saying 'get out'. He looked around, but there was no one there. He walked every house but was told the same; "get out". Soon, it was nighttime. He went into Pokemon Tower. Everyone was there. They turned towards him. They were zombies! He tried to escape but the door was locked. He now knew why the town was being zombified. He died. THE END
...
"And that is why I never play bootlegged copies of Pokemon Blue," I said
... 
"Dude," said my friend. "I just wanted the answers to the math homework."
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The Noise

So, I met Erons about a month ago. She was beautiful and I couldn't believe she would go out with me. The first night we had sex, I had to get up for work in the morning, so I didn't stay the night. Last Friday, however, I spent the night, and that was the beginning of my nightmare!
After we had sexy sex, we were settling down in bed to go to sleep, because we were tired from all the sex. She fell asleep first... and that's when I heard it. It started kind of subtle, but then it grew noticeably louder. I thought, "aww, how cute. She is a snorer."
The next morning, we were talking and I casually teased her about her snoring. And then she said something that made my stomach drop... "I don't snore," she said. I let it go and didn't say anything else about it.
Fast forward to last night. After a great dinner, we came back to my place to have sexy sex. After the great sex, we both laid down to get some sleep. I had almost forgot about the week before, until it started again...
"It, it can't be... she said she doesn't snore... but what is that noise?" I leaned over, and looked at her face. The snoring was COMING FROM HER MOUTH! I screamed in sheer terror! She immediately woke up in a panic.
"What is going on?!?," she yelled.
"Get away from me bitch!", I screamed as I ran out the bedroom door and straight out of my apartment. I haven't been back since. I am afraid to answer her phone calls in fear that I might hear that horrible noise. What should I do? I am soooo scared.
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The Noise in the Kitchen

In the everyday ambience of your house exists a noise. A certain noise that normally, you never notice. You'd think you would, considering how people usually freak out over every little thing. Your mind, in its day-to-day regulation of your body, chooses to filter out unimportant things like it. After all, it's got a lot on its plate for every waking moment just to keep you safe and sane.
The noise that I refer to can be typically found in an average kitchen in an average household. It's what you could describe as a clicking sound, though it will vary in sound from person to person. When you enter your kitchen, close your eyes and think about if you can hear a sound anywhere. It may take anywhere from a few seconds to what seems like forever. But beware - if you leave the house at any time, you may never hear it again.
If you have difficulty trying to get it to happen, try to stomp around to make the room shake. To know where it is, take as much stuff as you can out of the room and then try making noise. It usually lies above your ceiling, and the more noise you make the easier it is to find it. Once you discover it there's usually nothing to do further. You cannot ignore it any longer, however. As you come home each and every day you will know that it's there, and on certain days it will be more noticeable than before. You might wonder that since you know it's there, what exactly is there...?
...well, whatever it is, it knows that you know that it's there. Maybe your brain was doing the right thing by blocking it out...
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The Nope Overload

I made a terrible mistake.
For weeks, the mess in my closet grew. It swelled, endless, spilling its dirty depths onto my floor whenever the closet door found itself open. Boxes, laundry, scissors, anything that could possibly end up in a closet ended up there. So, one Saturday morning, I decided: enough is enough.
I looked the mess in the eye.
"I will end you." I said, in a strong voice.
For hours I toiled, killing the mess - laundry in the wash, trash in the bin.
That's when I saw it...
A massive spider. I screamed, throwing a book at it. The spider died, it's limbs splattering everywhere.
As I went to sleep that night, I noticed a spooky spider ghost staring at me from the closet. I proceeded to burn the apartment complex down, and spooky people ghosts joined the spider.
TL;DR: Should have never cleaned closet.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Nostalgia Critic's latest review

I was watching the latest video by the Nostalgia Critic™ and he was screaming. I was scared because Nostalgia Critic scream. He pulled me into the video. He told me "This is your fault" He told me "The Lightbringer is coming." I was confused. Then, Linkara burst into the video and he said "It'll be out when it's out" I died. It was Linkara. Then Nostalgia Critic saids "He did it!" And he held me up to Linkara. I woke up. I watch a Nostalgia Critic video, and he is screaming. I was scared because Nostalgia Critic scream. He pulled me into the video. He told me "This is your fault" He told me "The Lightbringer is coming." I was confused. Then, Linkara burst into the video and he said "It'll be out when it's out" I died. It was Linkara. Then Nostalgia Critic saids "He did it!" And he held me up to Linkara. I woke up. I watch a Nostalgia Critic video, and he is screaming. I was scared because Nostalgia Critic scream. He pulled me into the video. He told me "This is your fault" He told me "The Lightbringer is coming." I was confused. Then, Linkara burst into the video and he said "It'll be out when it's out" I died. It was Linkara. Then Nostalgia Critic saids "He did it!" And he held me up to Linkara. I woke up. I watch a Nostalgia Critic video, and he is screaming. I was scared because Nostalgia Critic scream. He pulled me into the video. He told me "This is your fault" He told me "The Lightbringer is coming." I was confused. Then, Linkara burst into the video and he said "It'll be out when it's out" I died. It was Linkara. Then Nostalgia Critic saids "He did it!" And he held me up to Linkara. I woke up. I watch a Nostalgia Critic video, and he is screaming.
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Category:Memes
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The Nostalgia Critic in Family Guy

HI, MY NAME IS BILLY B. I AM 32 YEARS OLD AND FROM MINNESOTA. I LOVE FAMILY GUY AND CHANNEL AWESOME (FORMERLY THAT GUY WITH THE GLASSES). I WAS WATCHING FAMILY GUY ONE DAY, IT WAS THE EPISODE WHERE PETER MEET THE TROLOLOLO MAN FROM THE INTERNET. EVERYTHING IN THE EPISODE WAS ALL GOOD AND NORMAL UNTIL IT GET TO THE PART WHERE TROLOLOLOLO MAN IS INTRODUCED TO THE EPISODE. PETER ASK FOR THE RUSSIAN WAITER LIKE IS EVERYTHING NORMAL, BUT EXCEPT HE HAS A DEEP LOOK OF UNWELLNESS IN HIS FACE, LIKE HE HAS JUST SEEN HIS ONE AND ONLY SON MEG (LOL, JK, MEG IS GIRL, I MAKE THIS JOKE BECAUSE IN FAMILY GUY MEG IS THE UGLY ONE) GET MURDERED TO DEATH. ANYWAY, INSTEAD OF TROLOOLOLOL MAN COME OUT IT IS INSTEAD DOUG WALKER THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC. PETER THEN BEGINS TO CRY, LOTS OF BLOOD COME OUT INSTEAD OF TEARS AS THE IMAGE QUALITY GOES LESS AND LESS AND DOUG SINGS THE TROLOLOLO SONG, BUT LOW PITCH AND DISTORTED INSTEAD OF HOW IT NORMALLY IS.
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Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Shortpasta
The Note

My best friend shoved a weird note under my door one morning. That was how the nightmare began.
It was still early when I found the note.
I was in my dressing gown, walking through the lounge on my way to get some cereal, when I saw it. A scruffy yellow post-it. Lying on the matt by the front door. Morning sunlight streamed through the window and framed it in a golden rectangle.
Before I'd even read the message, I could tell by the messy handwriting that it was from Toby.
Jamie,
Get a new job you lazy cunt, I've been covering your rent for the last month
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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The Note and the Ice Cream

Samuel returned home from school and went inside his house. Upon entering, he noticed a note on the table.
Samuel decided to look for a snack to eat. He looked in the freezer and he found an unopened box of chocolate ice cream. He decided to eat it. He got out a bowl and a spoon and scooped out 2 scoops of the chocolate ice cream. He finished the 2 scoops that he scooped for himself and decided to have more since he really liked it.
He gave himself 2 more scoops and ate it as well. After he finished, he decided to bring his bowl and spoon to the sink. As he was getting up, he knocked the note his parents wrote for him on the floor by accident. It landed upside down and he saw that there was writing on the back of it. He put the bowl and spoon back on the table, picked up the note, and read what his parents wrote for him on the back.
Samuel said "Oh shit" and he then turned into a giant flesh-eating humanoid robot-monster. He busted down the front door and started eating a bunch of people in the frontyard.
This incident happened about forty-five minutes ago. Make sure you find somewhere safe to hide immediately so you don't get eaten as well.
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Beings
Category:Shortpasta
The Nu Pogodi Postapocalypse Theory

Сегодня я смотрел "Ну, погоди" и ты знаешь, оказывается, это не просто мультик про животных, похожих на людей. Это целая фантастика. Постапокалипсис для человечества.
Поразительно, как в такой мультик смогли запихнуть такую вселенную. Все очень просто. Дело в том, что ДО животных, типа Волка и Зайца в том мире были люди. Это видно по серии в музее: там есть пещерный человек, есть доспехи человеческие, есть роспись египтян, есть даже Венера Милосская. То есть, когда-то там действительно жили люди! Но потом откуда-то взялись прямоходящие животные и то ли поработили нас, то ли попросту уничтожили. От всего человечества осталась лишь наша культура, которую эти твари переняли от нас в точности, вплоть до алкоголиков, смотрящих футбол в майке-алкоголичке и с рыбой в руках.
Что интересно, не все животные в мире "Ну, погоди" прямоходящие и разумные. Там существуют лошади, которые по-прежнему являются верховыми и животными и есть даже обычные домашние кошки. Если пронаблюдать за всем сериалом, то наиболее часто встречающимися животными будут Волки, Зайцы, Бегемоты и Собаки. Встречаются также Львы и Медведи. Из этого можно предположить, что Волк гоняется за Зайцем не из-за голода, ведь у них есть развитая пищевая промышленность, перенятая от людей, а из каких-то идеологических разногласий. Не исключено, что это два враждебных инопланетных вида, хотя Зайцы не испытывают такой ненависти к Волкам.
==English Translation==
Today I watched Nu Pogodi, and you know, it turns out that it's not just a cartoon about human-like animals. It's actually science fiction. Postapocalypse regarding mankind.
It's just incredible how they managed to put such a universe into a cartoon like this. It's all very simple. The point is, BEFORE animals like Wolf and Hare there were humans in that world. We can see that in the "Museum" episode; there are caveman, human knight armor, Egyptian paintings and even the Venus de Milo. Which means that humans actually lived there once! But then bipedal animals came from somewhere and either enslaved us or just wiped us out. The only thing left from humanity is its culture which was precisely replicated by those creatures, up to alcoholics watching soccer on TV with a dried fish in hands.
What's interesting is that not all animals in the Nu Pogodi universe are bipedal and sapient. There are horses which are still animals and still serve for riding and there are even regular house cats. If you watch the entire series you will notice that the most common animals there are Wolves, Hares, Hippopotami and Dogs. There are also Lions and Bears. That might imply that Wolf chases Hare not because he is hungry - they have a well-developed food industry borrowed from humans - but because of some ideological differences. It's possible that they belong to two rival extraterrestrial races, though Hares don't feel such hatred towards Wolves.
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Category:Old Shit
The Nuances of Helicoptering

I tried for a long time to helicopter dick hands free. With hands is easy. Just grab the base and spin away. But doing it hands free requires a level of coordination that had me stumped for quite a while. When you grab the base, you see, you're giving your spinning dick distance from your stomach and thighs, and you can easily navigate not hitting anything. But hands free removes that distance, and so performing helicopter dick rotations becomes more of an obstacle course.
I tried for a while to nail it. Just moving my hips around like I was hoopla hooping. But I wouldn't be able to get in more than a few rotations before hitting something. I then worried that perhaps my dick was too big to do this. Or maybe too small? I don't know. There's no standard propeller length that I'm aware of. This is discipline is still in its infancy, whose practice might very well be limited to only to a small few.
Google provided no answers in written form. Some videos came up but there I couldn't click them, because I didn't want to watch other men spin their dicks. Even if they had the answers I was looking for, it's wisdom is found in a path that one must walk alone. Until now.
There's a secret. To helicopter dick hands free, you need to do it with your toes and not only your hips. The best you can do with your hips is a left and right movement. Bouncing on my toes in coordination with my hips gives me the upward momentum I need to get the extra weight of my heavy dick up into the air. I've been squatting for a long time. My legs are now strong enough for this achievement.
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The Number Randomizer Theory

You have all heard of these popular "number randomizers", right? Sites like random.org? Well, they are not what they seem. Random.org is one of the main distributors of weed and other illegal drugs, promotes satanism, and hides satanic messages in songs. Don't believe me? Put in "665" as the Minimum in the number generator, and "667" as the Maximum, and 33% of the time, the number will be 666.
As for the drug manufacturing, they are the leading cause of death in the United Kingdom, United States, China, and all other countries. Why? Simple, really. They manufacture methamphetamine, cocaine, weed, and practically any other drug you can think of. "Why would they do such a horrible thing?", you may ask. For starters, it is a "nonprofit" website. How do you think they stay on the Internet? Second of all, if you put the "O" in the logo on top of the period, it resembles a leaf of pot.
As for the hidden satanic lyrics, the creator was the record producer of Led Zeppelin. He was so angry at Robert Plant, the lead singer, because he had just signed a deal with another record company. He hid the messages in the song using an early prototype website, called "Yeolderandom.org".
Never use this satanic website, I am warning you.
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The Numbers The Numbers The Numbers (Switcheroo)

I was walking down the bed a few days from now and saw an idea exit my stomach that reminded me of thing; of Poopoo Numbers. All my life Poopoo Numbers were reliable for scatological guidance but I forgot about them until recently. I tried to find them... but they have been replaced with some dumb thing called "Angel Numbers" and eschatological guidance! I think I'm in a new world or reality! I cannot figure out how to stay regular anymore. When were those specks of dung in the sky replaced with stars? Why doesn't thunder sound like farts anymore? How come the oceans are blue instead of brown now? Help, does anyone remember the real world and how do I go back... these "angel numbers" keep telling me dumb shit like how to anticipate my fate and what some dumb thing called "god" wants for me and to show me. All I want is to remember when to poop. I'm so scared. And don't think I can hold it anymore.
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Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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The Nyan Cat Background Story

So, You know "Nyan Cat" right? The little cat in the poptart going through space with the most catchy song ever, Yeah him! Well, there's a backside to this.
When Nyan Cat first came out, the site "nyan.cat" came out, it was the same idea, just the cat going through space. People got addicted to it, and eventually there was a timer to see how long you could do it. But one kid in particular claimed he could do it the longest without sleep. His name was Jim Sheif. So he made the record, of "Nyaning for 34 hours, and 56 seconds." Many people tried, but one beat it.
Michael Willis. He nyaned for a week straight without sleep, people saw it legit too, he sat there, like a zombie just staring at the cute little cat. But the next day after the record, he said that "There's something wrong with that cat"
So John got intimidated and went for his best. He beat the record by a long shot. 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT. How he did so? no one knows. But he said he could have gone longer. But his reasoning of not was kept his secret. But his close friend finally got it out of him. He said that John claimed that on final minutes of John's journey, he said that "The timer stopped at 666 minutes, and .6 seconds." It was unbelievable.
His close friend, Matt, went to see if it was true, The next day Matt went at it, But it was worse then he expected, it stopped, perfectly 666.6 seconds. but there was more. the cute little Nyan Cat turned horrible. His face went blue and his eyes went red. and the whole space scene behind him went red, with pictures of mutilated people that said "They tried Nyan Cat" Then the song went to a horrible dark pitch with the sounds of people screaming in fear. Matt was absolutely shocked, he tried to sleep but with no success. In his dreams, all he could see was the evil Nyan Cat's face. Taunting him, and when he woke up, the song wouldn't get out of his head. So Matt ended it all with suicide by hanging himself. The next day Michael, and Jim were found in the same apartment, dead. With scratches on their abdomens that almost looked like from a cat saying "No one succeeds..."
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The Nyctophobe's Anthem

You play hide and seek with the night,
how fruitlessly you cling to light.
The dusk descends, the light recedes,
you cannot move, you can barely breathe. 
In the gloom you hear it crawl,
across the ceiling, down the walls.
beneath the sheets you try to hide,
if it doesn't see you, you'll stay alive.
In the dark like venom spray,
your eyes are useless burned away.
The creature born of screaming death,
sits so close you can feel its breath.
Callously it plays its game.
It coldly whispers out your name.
It wants to know if you're awake.
Wrapped around you like a snake.
Then morning comes to slay the beast,
Burned away before it feasts.
You kick yourself, it's just a dream.
No need to cry, no need to scream,
but then a voice beneath your bed,
Its words will echo in your head.
It growls with vigorous delight...
..."I'll be back for you tomorrow night".
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