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Pitching Machine/IF-824.01

== Pitching Machine #82401 ==
From Los Angeli Universe: 82401 
Appearance and Details: Originally created by a young Tacos' fan, Spuddy the potato cannon was added to the team's Rotation when (by threat of the Peanut itself) the team was forced to adopt a new pitcher following the events of The Snackrifice. Though originally thought that the sentient heap of duct tape and PVC pipe would immediately fall apart, it turned out it was made by quite the clever child and eventually came to earn the loving nickname fans and fellow league members came to give it.
Pitching Machine (or PM for short) often utilizes a fakeout pitch tactic to confuse sometimes even the greatest of ILB batters by launching a yukon gold potato into the air, not unlike a mortar strike, before loading in the actual ball and pitching it straight towards the catcher's mitt. Though other players have attempted to claim such methods as unfair, these were immediately dismissed when the Commissioner stated, "Uhhh... It's a potato cannon?"
Musical Ability: PM often enjoys spending time with it's child creator, found often times (even right before games) partaking in an ongoing LARP campaign set in a cyberpunk universe. This even resulted in some of the fellow Tacos players joining said campaign, continuing to meetup even after PM's transfer to the Seattle Garages. Whilst playing for the Garages, it was discovered that by drilling holes in the length of the barrel, PM could not only achieve faster pitches but could add musical accompaniment in what many have bandmates have described as "a highly-pressured bassoon, but like... in a good way?"
Pitching Machine/IF-844.2

==Pitching Machine #8442==
From Los Angeli Universe: 8442
Appearance: A Pitching Machine with a trombone in place of the typical chute. Its bayonet is affixed to its slide tube.
Details: After getting annoyed at people asking about their last name and if they play the trombone, Garages pitcher Betsy Trombone fashioned this version of Pitching Machine, affixing a functional Trombone to its chassis in place of its normal mechanisms. It seems to have an affinity for Betsy, taking after them and threatening to stab anyone within slide tube range. It is capable of firing balls from its horn, though it does need its spitvalve cleared out once every inning.
Musical ability: Doot! This iteration often contributes to the ska band made up of Betsy Trombone, Ollie Mueller, Summers Pony, and Farrell Seagull.
Pitching Machine (Season 22 birth)

Pitching Machine was a player in the Shadows for the New York Millennials, and was with the team from , Day 13 until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Machine joined the ILB as a pitcher for the New York Millennials on , Day 13. While Schneider Bendie and Sandie Carver were , Theodore Cervantes, the only remaining Millennials pitcher, was sent to the Shadows by New York, New York Arena, Arena's on Day 12 and replaced by Anathema Elemefayo. As Elemefayo was also when being sent to the Shadows initially, this left the Millennials no pitchers able to play, and Machine was added to their rotation to fill the role.
On Season 22, Day 13, Machine retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Theodore Cervantes via New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine.
During the , Machine gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
==Biography==
"Lil' Pitchy," as the Millennials call it, first appeared on , Day 13. A Mills Blue roomba with googly eyes and a knife taped to it chirped and whirred onto the mound against the Hawai'i Fridays. Beck Whitney would send Lil' Pitchy back into the Fax Machine in exchange for Theodore Cervantes in an event sometimes referred to as "Beck Whitney faxed a baby".
While most of the Millennials' Rotation was still for the time being, Cervantes took great care of its new child. Some say Lil' Pitchy's other parent was the Fax Machine of Battin' Island, though it seemed impolite to delve deeply about it. Once the Fax Machine was Nullified in , Cervantes and Lil' Pitchy wanted to be left alone for a while.
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Pitching Machine (disambiguation)

Pitching Machine may refer to:
* Pitching Machine (Season 8 birth), added to the Unlimited Tacos after all Tacos pitchers were 
* Pitching Machine (Season 22 birth), added to the New York Millennials when all Millennials pitchers were 
Replicas of the Initial Pitching Machine:
* Pitching Machine II
* Pitching Machine III
Category:Disambiguation
Pitching Machine II

is a pitcher in the Vault, and has been there since the end of . Machine II has played for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and Philly Pies.
== Official League Records ==
Machine II joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands during the via the Gift Shop. At the end of the Season, Machine faded to and returned to the Vault.
During , Machine II joined the pitching rotation of the Philly Pies via the Gift Shop. At the end of the Season, Machine II faded to Dust and returned to the Vault.
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Pitt Brea

Pittunia “Pitt” Brea is the caretaker and groundskeeper for the LA Unlimited Tacos. Its body comprises of tar and fossils from different La Brea Tar Pits across the infinite cities. It has a surprising number of fossils and bones mixed in its tar body. While Pitt’s most frequent form can be described as vaguely humanoid, it has been capable of changing its shape to match any creature it has bones of. 
Pitt has an insatiable hunger. Because of this, it collects litter around the stadium for feeding. Tacos equipment manager, Rat Batson, has been seen disposing of broken equipment by feeding it to Pitt.
Pitt Brea/IF-62.995

The Kitchen
Hard at work in the Kitchen is Yummy Elliott being assisted by Sexton Wheerer. Pitt cleans out the fridge, and finds what might actually be a peace of Lil Mijo. This might be dangerous. 
It might be worth checking out Felix's Lab or maybe try not to think about it and go to the Naruto Shed and hopefully forget about this.
Pity

Pity is a modification that was seen on THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, limiting the amount of damage they dealt in the first Day X fight.
==Effect==
The Pity modification reduces a team's damage output during boss fights such as the one on Day X. 
The damage reduction seems to only effect plays by the PODS, as in both fights a Ball from the opposing pitcher did 250 damage to their own team while a single against the Charleston Shoe Thieves in Season 9 did 5075 damage and the same play against the Baltimore Crabs in Season 10 did 1,504,119 damage (about a 3000% increase).
==History== 
Pity was only seen on THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS during their Season 9 boss fight against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. It was removed for the Season 10 fights against the Baltimore Crabs and the Hall Stars.
Player Attributes

Every player has a set of attributes that impact their in-game performance. Most of these factor into the star ratings seen on player cards. These attributes can be seen on the blaseball.com website by viewing any player page. 
Disclaimer: Almost all of the following knowledge is based on correlations observed. None of it is definitive. Due to how early in the current era it is, knowledge on attribute functions is currently limited. 
==Batting Attributes==
====Sight====
====Thwack====
====Ferocity====
==Pitching Attributes==
====Control====
====Stuff====
====Guile====
==Running Attributes==
====Hustle====
====Stealth====
====Dodge====
==Defense Attributes==
====Reach====
====Magnet====
====Reflex====
==Vibes Attributes==
====Thrive====
====Survive====
====Drama====
==Other Attributes==
====Position====
Category:Rules
Polarity

Polarity + and Polarity - (also stylized as Positive Polarity and Negative Polarity) are weather conditions introduced in as a result of the Turntables modification.
During a game under these weathers, the weather may switch Polarity at random intervals. In Polarity +, Runs are scored as normal; in Polarity -, Runs are converted to Unruns and vice versa.
Category:Weather
PolkaDot Matrix/IF-17.14

Matrix was bought to replace a faulty printer that stopped working in the SIBR offices. Over time, as they were sent more and more cursed blaseball data to print, they slowly grew sentient. Matrix grew to resent being left alone for most of the day. Eventually, their anger reached a boiling peak and it went on an office rampage, throwing crushed wads of paper at office workers at high speed. After this, SIBR realized their sentience and introduced it to the other sentient machines who worked there.
Matrix pitches by printing pictures of blaseballs at speeds of up to 100 mph.
==Personality==
Matrix is sassy and loves teasing teammates and strangers alike. Matrix presents a facade of aloofness, but this is a front to cover up a deep sense of loneliness. They love toying with people trying to print things, such as forcing them to win a round of tetris at agonizingly slow speeds by printing a single frame every minute to prolong their interactions with Matrix.
Matrix can and will bite people who stick their arms too far into the paper tray. During a mouse infestation in the SIBR offices, Matrix whirred into the break room and was spotted thirty seconds later zooming out covered in blood, ink cartridges fully filled.
==Relations With Teammates==
Espresso Machine helped upgrade its firmware and turn its error beeps and whirs into something resembling a voice. Matrix loves to tease Strike, Looking, who is an easy target for jokes because he takes everything incredibly seriously, and it slightly resents Bob E. Cagayan for the sheer volume of stuff he prints. Matrix can often be seen commiserating with Algebra Goldberg about their shared hatred of graphs.
Category:Rumors
PolkaDot Matrix/IF-281.8

PolkaDot Matrix is a member of the Society for Internet Blaseball Research. They currently run the printing department. No one is sure how or when they were hired, however as they are very good at keeping the printers running, members at the SIBR do not question it.
Matrix is very protective over her domain, frequently hissing at people who enter the department. She keeps printers working by hitting them with a blaseball bat, which as a result leaves both her and the room covered in printer ink. Matrix has been seen naming the printers, claiming the names are anglicized of their True Names. She always puts emphasis on "True Names" when signing. Members of the SIBR are friendly towards her despite her protectiveness of the printing department. Members leave USBs, Floppy Discs, Ancient Runes, and many other forms of data storage in the doorway of the printing department for Matrix to print.
Matrix frequently attends SIBR events, such as the annual Data Crunch. While mute, they are very talkative, though often rambling on about things no one quite understands. This is of course common at the SIBR.
Matrix pitches by hitting printers, the resulting explosion of ink propelling the ball at high speeds. 
==Personal Life ==
Not much is known about PolkaDot Matrix, things known are that she is mute, likes gluten free noodles, and enjoys colourful things. Matrix communicates via twitter, and by signing IPS (Immaterial Plane Sign). 
They also enjoy climbing on things, and will often climb atop the mountains of printer paper, and across the pneumatic tube pipes that cross the ceiling of the printing department.
Matrix also has a collection of patterned paper, which she treasures and likes to show off, featuring many different kinds of paper, from lined paper to fancy sticky notes (which she sometimes wears as accessories)
Category:Rumors
PomPom Pomodoro

is a pitcher and the pitching captain for the Pandemonium Artists.
==Official League Records==
Pomodoro joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup. They pitched their first and only game during the first day of the tournament and won against the FWXBC 7-2.
==History==
PomPom is a cheerful dog who enjoys putting stickers in their planner, getting boba with their friends, and playing shoot 'em ups.
Reports say that when PomPom throws the ball, batters are suddenly bombarded with clouds of pink fluff and tiny dogs, making it extremely difficult to hit their pitches. When asked if that was considered cheating, PomPom replied, "Lars Taylor has, like, 500 arms and that isn't considered cheating!"
==Trivia==
*PomPom's design was based off of the creator's love for dogs. And pink.
*PomPom's favorite shoot 'em up game is Touhou Project.
*PomPom is in an intense, bitter rivalry with Thomas Dracaena.
==Fan Art==
File:101520 Blaseballsona 3.png|PomPom Pomodoro by @MimimiCee
File:Em9qkAAVkAAcfSn.png|PomPom Mini-Blaseballer by @Hetrasky
File:Jonah pompom.png|PomPom team captain speech by @shenaniglenn
File:Em p8RFVoAAnbgs.jpg|The Final Pom by @occultclassic
File:111720 PomPomTlopps.png|PomPom Tlopps Card by @MimimiCee
File:2020.11.16.pom3.png|PomPom Pomodoro by larkine
File:Pom pom pitching.jpg|Pompom pitching by KABOOMdle
Category:Players
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Pitchers
Pop Tomorrah

was a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Records==
Tomorrah was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
During the Party Planning election, Tomorrah attended the Lift’s Mixer, resulting in a combined stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Tokyo Lift Short Circuits Players
Postseason

The Postseason is the time period after the conclusion of a Blaseball season and before the start of the Slabbath ("Sunday"), during which no splorts shall take place. At the end of the Season, five teams from each league move to the Postseason--the winner of each division, the two teams in each league with the most wins who did not win their division, and a randomly selected team from each league. Of these, the teams with the fourth and fifth most wins play a 2-win Wild Card Round. The remaining rounds are 3-win rounds. A team wins a round when, at the end of a game, it has both reached the required number of wins and has more wins than its opponent.
Teams play each other based on seeds. The teams that make the playoffs in each League or Conference are seeded 1-4 based on wins, with 1 playing against 4, and 2 playing against 3. The winners then play each other before the winners of both Conferences or League play each other in the final.
The Wild Card Round and Round 2 take place on "Friday" during Earlpostseason. The Championship Series and Internet Series take place on "Saturday" during Latepostseason.
Category:Rules
Potash Ponds Mesa

Potash Ponds Mesa is a geological feature and state park in the Hellmouth region of Utah, approximately 10 miles (16km) southwest of the town of Hellmouth, adjacent to Living Horse Point State Plark. It is comprised of 1036 acres (1.62 sq mi) of high desert at an altitude of 4265 feet (1300 meters) surrounded by sheer vertical cliffs that descend into the depths of the Hellmouth sinkhole. 
The site was designated as a state park by the state of Utah in the summer of 20XX. Its most notable feature is a series of bright blue potash evaporation ponds, abandoned by their shortly after the appearance of the sinkhole that destroyed the surrounding region in July of the same year. 
== History ==
Before the destruction of the surrounding hillside, the vibrant blue evaporation ponds were a distinctive and vital part of a large potassium-chloride (potash) mining operation. Potash-laden water would be pumped into these ponds and dyed blue to speed their evaporation, and once evaporated, the crystalized potash would be collected and shipped. The pools are the last fully intact portion of the mining operation, the rest of which was swallowed and presumably destroyed during its descent to Hell.
== Current Operations ==
The Hellmouth appears unable or unwilling to swallow the bright blue evaporation ponds, which protrude from the infinite darkness atop a tall mesa. Despite the abrupt cessation of normal mining activity and the complete destruction of all necessary water pumping equipment, the pools appear to be refilling and evaporating in accordance with their normal schedule. The blue-dyed potash-laden water appears from an unknown source, suggesting that the Hellmouth may possess a detailed understanding and possibly a curious respect for the potash mining process. 
Following their abandonment, an unknown new group[Who?] has taken over the task of collecting the evaporated Potash salt from the ponds, constructing a complex rope-and-pulley system used to cross the gaping Hellmouth. These new individuals have been observed wearing thick rubber gloves, and chemical-resistant boots, while preforming tasks in the area, along with half-face respirators and polarized goggles that obfuscate their identities. Any and all attempts to approach for comment have not been met with anything more than blank staresAssumed, due to the polarization of each members' goggles. and heavy breathing.
== Tourism ==
The region's new state park designation requires that the site be open to the public, defying common sense and the wishes of Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board. The ponds are becoming a popular tourist destination despite their remote location, treacherous cliffs, and steadily rising number of silent, goggle-wearing potash collectors. Visitors to the site must also be careful not to see, hear, or otherwise comprehend the nearby "Colorado River" Reemergence.
The Anti-Tourism Board is currently disputing the state park designation in the court of law.See 
==References==
Category:Hellmouth
Pour House

The Pour House is a Boston bar and restaurant that exists in its own pocket dimension not far from the Fens. The entrance is located outside of Boston's stable areas, so any visit to the Pour House is an uncertain endeavor, but many locals consider frequent attempts highly worthwhile. 
The Pour House was originally constructed by disgruntled Dunkies employees in the aftermath of the Big Dunk. They went inside a mysterious door to discover an empty cramped bar with a full kitchen and one tap labeled "Naraganslett", which produced seemingly infinite amounts of light but tasty beer. 
The founders of the Pour House took advantage of these amenities to open a restaurant as an alternative to donut mining, and quickly discovered that the unique properties of the pocket universe containing the Pour House are ideally suited to a bar. Time flows differently inside, so that visitors can spend hours at a table eating and drinking and return to Boston proper minutes after they entered. Similarly, there is an odd quality of space inside the Pour House such that there is always an empty booth, no matter how many people are inside. Even more mysteriously, money works differently inside the Pour House, meaning prices are always extremely low.
The staff in the Pour House are relaxed and friendly, owing to spending all their time in a relatively safe, stable, and slow-moving dimension. Furthermore, the food is simple but excellent - their burgers, in particular, are famous throughout the city.
Category:Boston Flowers
Category:Community-Made Places
Power Chaaarge

is a Team Blood Type Modification, first seen during the as a result of the of the same name. It is an Exclusive Modification of the Dallas Steaks.
== Effects ==
Batters on a team with Power Chaaarge may gain the Overperforming Modification for the remainder of a game after hitting a triple.
Power Chaaarge has no effect on pitchers.
== History ==
Power Chaaarge was first seen during the , granted from the Power Chaaarge Blessing, with the description "Chaaarge! Give your Team AAA Blood.". The Dallas Steaks won this blessing, with the following message:
*Power Chaaarge blessed the Dallas Steaks.
**Blood Tranfusion.The Steaks gained the AA Blood Type.
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**Ze-hyr M--l--d gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Holden Stanton gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Cory Ross gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Allison Abbott gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Patel Beyonce gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Rai Spliff gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Conner Haley gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Kline Greenlemon gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Dickerson Morse gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Leach Herman gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Orville Manco gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Sam Scandal gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Ronan Jaylee gained the AAA Blood Type.
**Zoey Kirchner gained the AAA Blood Type.
**The Steaks had 1% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Mechanics with 38%3,570,890 votes were cast.
The Steaks activated Power Chaaarge for the first time on Day 2 of , when Conner Haley hit a triple in the bottom of the eleventh inning, "became Power Chaaarged!", and batted in Abbott and Beyonce to shame the Mechanicswho, it should be noted, the Steaks had wimdied the Power Chaaarge blessing out from under,.
===A Blood Type===
The Charleston Shoe Thieves gained A Blood Type in the , giving them a random Blood Type modification each game. They activated Power Chaaarge for the first time on , Day 68, when Stu Trololol hit a triple.
Category:Dallas Steaks
Category:Team Modifications
Category:Exclusive Team Modifications
Category:Blood Types
Power Chaarge

is a Team Blood Type Modification, first seen during the as a result of the of the same name. It is an Exclusive Modification of the Philly Pies.
== Effects ==
Batters on a team with Power Chaarge may gain the Overperforming Modification for the remainder of a game after hitting a double.
Power Chaarge has no effect on pitchers.
== History ==
Power Chaarge was first seen during the , granted from the Power Chaarge Blessing, with the description "Chaarge! Give your Team AA Blood.". The Philly Pies won this blessing, with the following message:
*Power Chaarge blessed the Philly Pies.
**Blood Tranfusion.The Pies gained the AA Blood Type.
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**Eduardo Woodman gained the AA Blood Type.
**Beasley Day gained the AA Blood Type.
**Huber Frumple gained the AA Blood Type.
**Ruslan Greatness gained the AA Blood Type.
**Jaxon Buckley gained the AA Blood Type.
**Lang Richardson gained the AA Blood Type.
**Peanut Holloway gained the AA Blood Type.
**Usurper Violet gained the AA Blood Type.
**Henry Marshallow gained the AA Blood Type.
**Nerd Pacheco gained the AA Blood Type.
**Elvis Figueroa gained the AA Blood Type.
**Tiana Takahashi gained the AA Blood Type.
**The Pies had 14% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Garages with 26%5,345,429 votes were cast.
The Pies activated Power Chaarge on their opening game of , when Jaxon Buckley hit a double in the bottom of the fourth and "became Power Chaarged!"
===A Blood Type===
The Charleston Shoe Thieves gained A Blood Type in the , giving them a random Blood Type modification each game. They activated Power Chaarge for the first time on , Day 2, when Simon Haley hit a double in the tenth inning.
Category:Philly Pies
Category:Team Modifications
Category:Exclusive Team Modifications
Category:Blood Types
Premjeet Liu

is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Liu has previously played for the Canada Moist Talkers.
== Official League Records ==
Liu joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers as the Moist Talkers' Playoff Birth.
During the , Liu Evolved to as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 88, Liu joined the Moist Talkers' lineup in exchange for Greer Lott at Gleek Arena via the . On Day 90, Liu retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Lott at Gleek Arena via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Liu fell to the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
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Category:Playoff Births
Category:Players With Base 1