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Slenderman Army

I never believed in fairytales. Not even when I was a child. But something happened to me that was straight out of the X-Files. I was walking home from the store and I decided to cut through the woods. But of the corner of my eye to my right, I saw something moving.
At first, I thought it was a trick of the light, so I kept going. But I kept seeing it every few steps. So finally, I stopped to see what the hell it was. At first, I saw tendrils moving. The first thing that popped into my head was Cthulhu, but it was a shadow.
I started walking again, picking up the pace. When I got home, I looked up what it was. I found a website that had many stories of this thing. Its name is The Slenderman. I thought it was a joke some kids were playing, but as I read more and more, I started to uncover news articles about people going crazy, disappearing or killing themselves after seeing this creature. I decided to put my groceries away and while I was doing it, I saw the tendrils again. This time, there were more of them. Way more. I counted 20, but I stopped, because they kept appearing out of nowhere.
...
They're outside my house. There's hundreds of them. I tried calling the police, but they said they were busy, they'd be here in an hour. I told them by the time they got here, I'd be dead. I'm not worried about the police finding this. My hard drive is encrypted. I hope this reaches you, Martha. I hope you remember my password. I hope you know what really happened to me if they cover up.... Whatever happens to me.
I love you. I'll be watching over you.
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Official autopsy report (unreleased)
Report of Investigation
Date of Birth March 11, 1983 Name Michael Corvus Age at death 29
Report of Laboratory Analysis
Blood and urine tests negitive for drugs or alcohol. High adrenaline, possible cause of death.
External Exam
Subject died lying straight down on his back, as if on a bed of floor. Eyes are rolled up, but have turned blue.
Internal Exam
Internal organs missing, though there are no incisions or other signs of intrusion into the body. Blood is an inky black. The ribcage was black as if it was scorched by a flame. When cut without the skin over it, it would crumble around my saw, making dust fly into the air.
Cause of death: Unknown. Too many injuries to detremine. I can only assume that the cause of death was the removing of the brain, but it could have been anything.
ME notes: I would truely like to know how the organs went missing without any bodily intrusion. I was not told the circumstances of this case, nor do I wish to know.
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Slenderman Goes to Los Angeles

One night in Los Angeles the Slenderman made an appearance to claim some new victims. He first goes to the ghetto ass neighborhood of South Central to hunt down new victims. He confronts two men and he began to posses them. But them one of them breaks free of his spell and thus the Slenderman got his ass shot up and had to run away. Just another day in LA.
Slenderman was like,"Faq dat shit" and he left the neighborhood. Then he got spotted by two cops. The cops began to chase after him,  they pinned Slenderman down but you know that old Slendy. He never gives up. He fights off the cops because he was like "Faq da police." 
Anyway he escapes the cops only to end up hiding in an abandon building. He explored the building only to find a group of cocaine dealers. The drug dealers pulled out their guns and began to fire at Slenderman.
"Come back you faceless crackah!!!", said one of the crack dealers.
Slenderman somehow escapes the  drug dealers and escapes into a dark alley only to get mugged and got his ass beat by a group of Crips.
He escapes the Crips and Slender says to himself, "Faq L.A I'm going to Tijuana."
The end.
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Slenderman My Story

This is Josh S. reporting April 25 2004. This is my story of the slenderman, I first encountered him when I was 5. I was watching my father building the new barn we were building. We needed more space for the new horses coming in soon. So he was chopping wood near the house and I was playing a little farther away, I was walking in the woods, looking for something to do, then out of the corner of my eye I saw something black. It was small, I quickly turned over to see what it was.
I still couldn't see what it was, so I walked over to look. It was a ripped piece of black cloth, "Odd my family doesn't own any black silk clothes." It was ripped and torn but it may have just been a hunter, so it didn't bother me. I took it from the dead bush and went to go show my dad, "Well we don't own anything like that." After that i walked up to the door and went inside and I was tired so I went upstairs to my room, I walked in and threw the piece of cloth onto the table and sat on the bed.
Then I slowly fell asleep. Suddenly I woke up to the sound of a loud thud, I stood up and walked towards the door as I was walking I noticed the black silk piece was gone, I thought maybe the person who it belonged to wanted it back so, I rushed down stairs to see if he or she was still there. When I got there the top door hinge was broken and the door was wide open. I peered into the darkness hoping I would see something, but nothing was there. So I closed the door and went back up stairs to sleep. as I opened the door He was there
that horrible, horrible thing. It was very tall and slender, and his face was blank, he had four other arms coming out of his side and back, he wore a black silk suit, and at the bottom of it, a tear, and in his hand the missing piece of cloth, He just stared at me for a few seconds and then he grabbed my blanket and threw it over me with such force it knocked me over, I quickly removed it and I wasn't in my room anymore, I was in a pure black place, no walls no floor (I didn't know what i was sitting on) no ceiling, I stood up and looked around, behind me was the Slender Man, he was just standing there. he lunged at me with super speed and knocked me over, I was on my back, he was standing above me, I kicked with force and he stumbled back, I'm not sure how but suddenly I blinked, and I was back in my room, on the floor with a blanket on my head, I went to bed with fear in my mind. ever sense then I couldn't get that horrible face out of my mind.
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Slenderman Orders Pizza

Slenderman was suddenly getting very hungry. He felt that he could eat a village! He sat up and grabbed the phone. There was only one place that Slenderman knew where he could get some good grub. It was non other than the famous Papa John's. He diled the phon number. Little did the workers at Papa John's know they were getting an order from Slenderman. 
He called, but no one was there. He felt like shouting, but instead he asked 'hello?' No one. Slenderman's insides were turning and doing summer-salts he needed that pizza. Finally, after waiting for what seemed like forever, someone finally answered. "Yes?" the voice said. "Listen," said Slenderman "I need some pepporoni pizza, and the pepporoni will be human meat." Slenderman said. "Sorry sir, but we don't have 'human meat'." the pizza man said. "WHAT?" Slenderman roared. "IT BETTER BE HUMAN MEAT OR ELSE I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU!" The pizza man cringed. 
"All right... then." he said. Slenderman heard his belly grumble. It could have been him, but he thought he heard his stomach say, "I'm..... hungry..." "It's okay," Slenderman said "everything's gonna be taken care of." Slenderman heard a knock at the door. It was the pizza man. "Here's your order sir." the pizza man said. Slenderman grabbed the box, and threw it in the man's face. "JOKE'S ON YOU!!! I DON'T EAT PIZZA! I'M VEGATAIRIAN!!!!! I EAT SALAD!!" he said as the pizza splattered all over the man's tidy face. 
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Slenderman Ryhme

In the foggy forest he shall creepPresence invading even your sleepFace as white as snowTendrils snap and suddenly growIf he begins to stalkYou better run, do not walkIf you gaze upon his blank faceHe will freeze you in your placeDeath would come out a simple pleaAs you whisper "Why is this happening to me"He will proceed to devour your soulAdding you to his deathly toll
Originally uploaded on August 29, 2012
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Slenderman Watches 2 Girls 1 Cup

So one day slenderman's friend's BEN and Jeff told him not to watch 2 girls 1 cup. Slenderman asked why not. BEN simply replied "it's disgusting."
"I do disgusting things to people, what could be so bad about it." Said Slenderman. So then Slenderman went him to watch the video.
Slender man watched the video. After the experience Slenderman thought to himself, that he can torture people like this. So he hid in the forest waiting for people.
He saw two women. "Perfect thought Slenderman." He kidnapped the women and made them watch the video. Since they weren't tied up, they escaped. One woman got killed the other got away.
What happened next you ask. (you probably don't)
The woman who escaped tried to post what happened on creepypasta but was simply rejected because of the spinoff rules, and the fact that the story would best be on trollpasta instead of spinpasta. She knew no one would believe her on trollpasta because trollpasta is THE BEST PASTA WIKI SITE EVAR! Slender man hired Jeff to kill her. She was found dead in her house with *how can i make this so you don't laugh, urine no that's to funny* pee on her face. The police officers studied her more and then her Skeleton popped out and the world blew up the end. And how do i know all of this.
BECAUSE I WAS PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not really i was a guy who saw it all.
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Slenderman and the Knight

The following was taken from a journal found in the ruins of a 16th century castle in Germany. Though it does not mention what battle is was, historical records indicate the Siege of Vienna of 1529. It has been translated for your convenience.
The man that translated this has gone missing. He has been missing for about 2 months now, while he translated it 5 months ago. It is highly unlikely that Slenderman had a direct hand in his disappearance, more likely is he committed suicide from the paranoia. The investigation is still open.
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Slenderman in Bikini Bottom

It was a sunny day in bikini bottom and people were taking pictures. Squidward was taking pictures of himself and one picture showed slenderman and squidward looked and squidward was never herd from again.
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Slenderman in Ireland

I'm warning you this story is still haunting me since i was 12 one day on the way home from school I decided to take a shortcut through the woods beside my estate
I was walking down the stairs to the bottem of the forest when i heard the bushes moving
I had no clue what or who it was so I just kept going.
then a minute later only a quarter of the way through i heard the same noise like heavy breathing and the bushes moving which freaked me out
so I started walking faster and faster
I hear it again and turn around
and this.. this thing
I have no fucking clue what it is or what it wants
just stared at me with his.... his face
only there was no face only skin. no eyes no mouth no hair nothing at all.
he was standing staring at me
he had a suit on and his arms. there was about 8 of them
only 2 of them had hands
they nearly reached the floor he was a very tall very slender figure with nothing on his face
then he just... just vanished in thin air
the next day I woke up to being very cold but it was 21 degrees celsius
in school I opened my locker door and a note fell out
it was a drawing of it. that thing from the woods
under it, it said "slendy knows you know"
wich scared me to unreal contents.
I haven't seen IT in since last month
I just hope it died from the snow or it left forever
I'm writing this as my last hope of getting this story out there but none of my family or friends believe me
please believe me. please
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Slenderman keeps pissing on my lawn

Look, I own a house in a pretty small town. Lots of land, and even a nearby forest. But, something's really been getting on my nerves lately. I really don't want him to piss on anything in my house. This really tall dude with his dumbass suit keeps whipping out his tiny dick, and just starts letting out his piss ALL OVER MY YARD. I've boarded up my windows, locked all of the doors, especially, and I haven't left the basement ever except to use the shitter and shop for food.
I've been hearing some weird ass noises too, especially around 4:19 AM, and PM. So, I've figured out a plan. To keep him from pissing on my lawn, I'll just piss on it first.
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Slendy's Family Tree

It began with Slenderman,
Whose older brother is Splendorman,
Whose grandpa is Suspenderman,
Whose tailor is Menderman,
Whose uncle is Phil, who everyone leaves out. He's a tax attorney.
Whose English teacher great uncle is Comprehenderman,
Whose second cousin is a kitchen appliance enthusiast and owns the smoothy shop down the road, Blenderman,
Whose butler is Cleanserman,
Whose cousin is Trenderman,
Whose stepbrother is Criminal Offender Man,
Whose nephew from Japan is Tsunderman,
Whose store clerk step brother is Vendorman,
Whose acrobatic nephew is Benderman,
Whose mailman 2nd cousin twice removed is Senderman,
Whose third cousin who always lets everyone borrow his things Lenderman,
Whose distant cousin that is excellant with the barbeque but highly emotional Tenderman,
Whose nerdy larping friend is Pretenderman,
Whose great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa one removed SlenDERPman,
Whose Youtube sensation father-in-law is Will-It-Blend-erman,
Whose security guard is Defenderman,
Whose facebook obsessed sister is Frienderman,
Whose uninsured carwreck nightmare neighboor is Fenderbenderman,
Whose nephew is Bartenderman,
Whose athletic work out buddy is Contenderman,
Whose British lawyer is Defenderman (Who shares a name with the OTHER Defenderman),
Whose pro yoga instructor is Benderman,
Whose Jamaican relative is SlendaMon,
Whose coffee joint guy who always ruins the coffee is Splendaman,
Whose forgetful uncle is Rememberman,
Whose tree-hugging hippie buddhist brother Zenderman,
Whose rejected cousin is Surrendorman,
Whose uncle (?) is Genderbenderman,
Whose always-in-debt cousin is Spenderman,
Whose digital artist nephew is Renderman,
Whose friendly neighbor is Spider-man,
Whose half brother is Gingerman,
Whose nibling is Genderman,
Whose child is Kinderman,
And it all ends with Slenderman's apprentice and companion, Enderman.
They all star in a show called Keeping up with the Slendashians.
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Slendy's Romance

Everyone knows of Slenderman, the Rake, and Jeff the Killer, right? 3 of the most badass creepypasta villains ever. Well, it may be a bit of a shocker, but they do actually exist.
Don't worry though, they're only as bad as you make them out to be, in fact they are actually very human. True, they do kill and kidnap people, and Slenderman's a bit of a creep, but hey, nobody's perfect, right? And they're actually pretty cool dudes, as long as they aren't trying to dismember you and wear your insides like a scarf. Plus, most of the people they kill are dicks anyways, so no big deal.
So, anyways, this is a little story/apology I've prepared, sorry if it's half-assed and such, btw.
Slendy, Rake, and Jeff have always been good friend's of mine, and you know, lots of times we go round town, just being punks and such. I avoid the killing because I'm not an immortal legendary and intimidating being, I rather like the human race, and I'm squeamish around blood. They're actualy pretty cool about it. So, anyway, we were just chillaxing on a curb, eating some sushi Rake had prepared (he's a killer cook) and wondering what certain emotions would taste like as ice cream flavors, when I noticed Jeff and Slendy were a tad close together, if you know what I mean. I, being the witty, and slightly douchey human I am remarked "Ya two got a 'lil bromance goin' on?"(or something along those lines) Slendy gave me a look that, if he had eyes, would be shooting daggers, and Jeff kinda turned away and hung his head. 'Uh oh..." rasped Rake quietly "What...?" I asked, slightly concerned. "Tell him, Rake," grunted Slenderman, turning his back to me grumpily, arms crossed. "Well, Josh, you see, um well.....Yes." And he proceeded to tell me of how Jeff and Slendy had been dating "for a while now" and they were afraid to tell me because humans are so "judgemental." I tried to appologize, but Slenderman took Jeff's hand and sulked away in a huff. Rake and I sat for a few minutes more in awkward silence, until Rake suddenly remember that he hadn't got a turkey for Thanksgiving, and hurried off. I sat for a few moments more, wanting to slam my head in a car door for my stupidity, and eventually walked home.
So, I'm sorry Slendy, I really am, I hope you and Jeff can find it in your hearts (metaphorically) to forgive me! I really hope you two do well together, I honestly didn't know!
By the way, I got us 4 all tickets to see "Arthur Christmas" I know how much you love holiday movies, Jeff! I hope you guys can call me, and we can work it out! Bye!
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Slight Mistake

Today I am supposed to go to the hospital to get my tonsil removed. I'm going to have to stay at the hospital for the night and it will be taken out in the morning the next day. So I arrive at the hospital and a nurse showed me my room. After I got settled and said my goodbyes to my parents and little sister I sat on my bed. The hospital room was pretty ordinary. It was sterile and spotlessly white with some medical things scattered around. That's when I noticed there was a divider on one side of the room. I wanted to know if there was anyone there so I said out loud,
"Hello? Is anyone there?"
I was answered by a raspy voice that said ,"Yes, I'm behind these blinds."
Then the divider started to get moved aside slowly. On the other side of the stood a pale boy that was very fragile looking. He was wearing those hospital clothes like I was. I was surprised that I had a roommate so I tried to make a conversation.
I said, "Hi, I'm here to take my tonsils out. What about you?"
He replied in that same raspy voice, " I'm not supposed to be here, it was a mistake!"
Just then two nurses came in and take him back to his bed. While they were getting him back he kept shouting about it being a mistake.
On the way out one of the nurses said to the other," Poor boy he must be terrified. "
The other nurse replied, " Well of course he is going to get one of his arm and legs amputated tonight."
They must have sedated that pale boy. He kept muttering about it being a mistake for the rest of the day.
It was 10:00 p.m. when I decided to go to sleep. After a few moments of sleep I felt a prick on my right arm. I awoke to see that pale boy sticking a needle into my arm. The needle must have contained some sedatives, because I fell asleep before I could even get out a yelp. The sedative was probably weak, because I woke up later finding myself in the pale boy's bed while doctors came in to put me into one of those carts for patients when they're about to have major surgery.
Then I realized what was happening. I'm completely awake now. I jumped up and shouted, "Wait! This is a mistake, I'm not supposed to have surgery right now!" A doctor quickly sedates me before I could say more. I kept mumbling it was all a mistake as they hauled me away. The last thing I saw was the pale boy on my bed smiling at me.
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Slinky's death

You know, looking back, toy story 3 is pretty dark. It's because of the whole incinerator scene that is why. But despite this, toy story 3, to this day is one of my favourite films. But that incinerator scene I talked about was supposed to be a lot darker. There was a whole scene that had to be scrapped. It was far in development but was replaced with the scene we know. I had looked for the scene for months but eventually, I found it. A friend of mine, Lucas, was a Pixar employee. I asked him for the scene and he said: "look, John doesn't usually let us give delete scenes to strangers, but if you're really desperate, then here." He then sent me an MP4 file that said: "Slinky's death." When I read the title, I was both shocked and confused. Did Pixar really have the guts to kill one of their main characters? I mean sure, they did it with their villains a few times, but this was different. Slinky was a character with morals. Would they really kill a good character in a kid's film? Despite my suspicions, I opened the mp4 which showed contained most of the film. It was completely normal at first other than a few flashes of images I couldn't decipher and odd text that included: "he lied" and "I'll get you for this". The text didn't make any sense until the incinerator scene where, instead of the claw grabbing everyone, slinky dog's was stuck in a lunch box that was welded to a refrigerator due to the heat. Woody tried to grab him but it was too late. Slinky just watched in terror as the fires consumed him in ultra hyper-realistic fashion. His spring melted, one of his eyes fell out and his metal exoskeleton was exposed, then it rusted and melted as well. I wanted to puke so bad that my computer would stop working, but I resisted. The rest of the movie was like the original toy story. The only thing that was different was that slinky was no where to be seen. He wasn't even mentioned when Andy gave his toys to Bonny. After watching it, I felt really uneasy. And I said to Lucas: "I can see why mr Lassiter doesn't allow you to send people deleted scenes." That night I couldn't even get a wink of sleep. I heard noises coming from downstairs. The noises got louder and louder. It came from the living room. I opened to door and in there was a floating ghost of slinky dog. His eye was missing, his ear was torn, his spring looked out of shape and he look like he was a little burnt. I asked: "who are you?" He replied: "Don't you know? I'm slinky dog." I then said: "you look like you've risen from the dead." "What you don't know, the mp4 you opened unleashed a ghost in your house." "Are you that said ghost?" "Indeed I am" "how do I get rid of you?" "The only way to get rid of me... is to burn woody." I was confused. "Why woody and why does he have to be burnt?" "You already know too much..." after the conversation he disappeared. So the next day, to stop the hauntings, I popped a woody toy on the grill, lit a match and watched as he burnt. I never felt the same after I watched that scene.
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