Baltimore Crabs

The Baltimore Crabs are a Blaseball team in the Awful Good division of the Good Conference. They were a part of Internet League Blaseball since , and upon winning the Internet Series in , ascended. At Latesiesta of , the Crabs returned and joined the Mild Low division. During the Discipline Era, they played in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League and the Wild High division of the Wild League.
==Historic Players==
Name 	Duration
Pedro Davids 	—Fall Ball
Valentine Games 	—, Day 25
Parker Parra 	——
Kennedy Loser 	—Fall Ball
Combs Duende 	—, Day 63
Sutton Dreamy 	—
Forrest Best 	—, Day 35
Joshua Watson 	—
Nora Perez 	—, Day 25
Brock Forbes 	—
Winnie Hess 	—
Montgomery Bullock 	——, Day 15
Adalberto Tosser 	—
Tillman Henderson 	—, Day 64
Pierre Haley 	—Fall Ball
Axel Campbell 	—Fall Ball
Rosa Holloway 	—Fall Ball
Miguel Peterson 	—Fall Ball
Robbins Schmitt 	—Fall Ball
Alexandria Hess 	—Fall Ball
Joyner Rugrat 	—Fall Ball
Javier Howe 	—Fall Ball
Elijah Glover 	—Fall Ball
Thomas Marsh 	—Fall Ball
Matheo Tanaka 	—Fall Ball
PolkaDot Patterson 	—
Holden Stanton 	, Day 25——
Oliver Notarobot 	—
Nagomi Mcdaniel 	———, Day 104
Tot Fox 	, Day 25—, Day 62
Finn James 	, Day 63—Fall Ball
Axel Trololol 	—, Day X
Luis Acevedo 	——, Day 2
Silvaire Roadhouse 	, Day 64——Fall Ball
Squid Galvanic 	Endseason—Fall Ball
Jacoby Podcast 	Endseason——, Day 5
Evelton McBlase II 	—
Baldwin Breadwinner 	—
Bevan Underbuck 	—Fall Ball
Hercules Lincecum 	Endseason—Fall Ball
Logan Horseman 	—
Samothes Dembélé 	Endseason—, Day 86
Enid Marlow 	—Fall Ball
Alyssa Harrell 	—, Day 104
York Silk 	—
Lorcan Smaht 	Endseason—Fall Ball
Fish Summer 	—
Parker Meng 	—
Brisket Friendo 	, Day 1—
Chorby Soul 	—, Day 1
Alston Cerveza 	—Fall Ball
Trinity Smaht 	, Day 1—
Jon Halifax 	, Day 2—
Chorby Soul III 	Latesiesta—, Day 90
Zeruel Kramer 	, Day 90—Fall Ball
Samothes Thwompson 	Endseason—Fall Ball
Conner Haley 	, Day 62—
Aldon Cashmoney IV 	Latesiesta—, Day 91
Avila Guzman 	, Day 91—Fall Ball
Fran Beans 	—
Kaz Fiasco 	, Day 5—Fall Ball
Ilhan Latch 	Endseason—Fall Ball
James Mora II 	—
Jessica Telephone 	—
Uncle Plasma III 	Latesiesta—
Liquid Friend II 	Latesiesta—
New Megan Ito II 	Latesiesta—
Scruffs Sunkcost 	Endseason—, Day 77
Fairwood Patchwork 	—Fall Ball
Herring Winfield 	—, Day 22
Grit Watson 	, Day 24—
Charlatan Seabright 	Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Gabriel Griffith 	Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Ramirez Winters 	Fall Ball—Season 2, Day 68
Reese Clark 	Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Amos Melon 	Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Lenjamin Lin 	Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Declan Suzanne 	Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Flattery Strewnberry	Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Yusef Fenestrate 	Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Parker MacMillan 	Fall Ball—End of Blaseball
Chae DeShields 	Season 1 Preseason—Season 2, Day 22
Star Ali 	Season 1 Preseason—End of Blaseball
Tiara Loveless 	Season 1 Preseason—End of Blaseball
Vaquita Magno 	Season 1 Preseason—End of Blaseball
Helga Burton 	Season 1, Day 55—End of Blaseball
Pollard Beard 	Season 1, Day 71—End of Blaseball
Tiera Wigdoubt 	Season 1 elections—End of Blaseball
Juke Gnocchi 	Season 2, Day 22—End of Blaseball
Özlem Suttner 	Season 2, Day 54—Season 2, Day 56Season 2, Day 77—Season 2, Day 80Season 2, Day 81—Season 2, Day 82
Avery Cascabel 	Season 2, Day 68—End of Blaseball
==Player History==
For a list of all former players, see :Category:Former Baltimore Crabs Players.
Date 	Removed 	Removed 	Added 	Added 	Added 	Cause 	Cause
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EL 	Winnie Hess 	 	PolkaDot Patterson 	 	 	Blessing () 	Steal Best Hitter
25 	Nora Perez 	 	Holden Stanton 	 	 	Incineration 	
EL 	PolkaDot Patterson 	 	Oliver Notarobot 	 	 	Blessing () 	Defection
EL 	Holden Stanton 	 	Nagomi Mcdaniel 	 	 	Blessing () 	Headhunter
25 	Valentine Games 	 	Tot Fox 	 	 	Feedback 	
63 	Combs Duende 	 	Finn James 	 	 	Incineration 	
EL00 	Oliver Notarobot 	 	Joshua Watson 	 	 	Blessing () 	The Best Defense
EL01 	Finn James 	 	Tillman Henderson 	 	 	Blessing () 	Mutual Aid
EL00 	Joshua Watson 	 	Axel Trololol 	 	 	Blessing () 	The Plan? Pitch from the Plate
EL01 	Nagomi Mcdaniel 	 	Holden Stanton 	 	 	Blessing () 	Seduction
EL 	Holden Stanton 	 	Nagomi Mcdaniel 	 	 	Blessing () 	Headhunter
EL 	Oliver Notarobot 	 	Luis Acevedo 	 	 	Blessing () 	Blind Date
64 	Tillman Henderson 	 	Silvaire Roadhouse 	 	 	Incineration 	
99 	- 	 	Squid Galvanic 	 	 	Postseason Birth 	
X 	Axel Trololol 	 	- 	 	 	Subjection 	
99 	- 	 	Jacoby Podcast 	 	 	Postseason Birth 	
EL00 	Nagomi Mcdaniel 	 	Evelton McBlase II 	 	 	Blessing () 	People's Champion
EL01 	Sutton Dreamy 	 	Baldwin Breadwinner 	 	 	Blessing () 	People's Champion
EL02 	Montgomery Bullock 	 	Bevan Underbuck 	 	 	Blessing () 	People's Champion
 	An error in the election created Bontgomery Mullock, sent to the Lovers	An error in the election created Bontgomery Mullock, sent to the Lovers	An error in the election created Bontgomery Mullock, sent to the Lovers	An error in the election created Bontgomery Mullock, sent to the Lovers	An error in the election created Bontgomery Mullock, sent to the Lovers	An error in the election created Bontgomery Mullock, sent to the Lovers	An error in the election created Bontgomery Mullock, sent to the Lovers
LS 	- 	 	Squid Galvanic 	 	 	Descension 	
EL 	Bevan Underbuck 	 	Jacoby Podcast 	 	 	Will () 	Foreshadow
99 	- 	 	Hercules Lincecum 	 	 	Postseason Birth 	
EL00 	Baldwin Breadwinner 	 	Logan Horseman 	 	 	Will () 	Exchange
EL01 	Evelton McBlase II 	 	- 	 	 	Will () 	Revoke
99 	- 	 	Samothes Dembélé 	 	 	Postseason Birth 	
EL00 	Luis Acevedo 	 	Enid Marlow 	 	 	Will () 	Exchange
EL01 	Logan Horseman 	 	Baldwin Breadwinner 	 	 	Will () 	Exchange
EL02 	Baldwin Breadwinner 	 	Alyssa Harrell 	 	 	Will () 	Exchange
EL03 	Enid Marlow 	 	York Silk 	 	 	Will () 	Plunder
EL04 	Parker Parra 	 	Nagomi Mcdaniel 	 	 	Will () 	Exchange
35 	Forrest Best 	 	- 	 	 	Redaction 	
99 	- 	 	Lorcan Smaht 	 	 	Postseason Birth 	
10400 	Alyssa Harrell 	 	- 	 	 	Redaction 	
10401 	Nagomi Mcdaniel 	 	- 	 	 	Redaction 	
EL00 	Squid Galvanic 	 	- 	 	 	Will () 	Move
EL01 	York Silk 	 	Fish Summer 	 	 	Will () 	Plunder
EL02 	Brock Forbes 	 	Parker Parra 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL03 	Jacoby Podcast 	 	Luis Acevedo 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL04 	- 	 	Parker Meng 	 	 	Blessing () 	Fringe Benefit
1 	- 	 	Brisket Friendo 	 	 	Attraction 	
EL00 	Silvaire Roadhouse 	 	Chorby Soul 	 	 	Will () 	Plunder
EL01 	Brisket Friendo 	 	Alston Cerveza 	 	 	Will () 	Foreshadow
EL02 	Alston Cerveza 	 	- 	 	 	Blessing () 	Time to Shine
1 	Chorby Soul 	 	Trinity Smaht 	 	 	Incineration 	
2 	Luis Acevedo 	 	Jon Halifax 	 	 	Incineration 	
77 	Parker Parra 	 	Lorcan Smaht 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
EL00 	Fish Summer 	 	Montgomery Bullock 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL01 	Parker Meng 	 	Enid Marlow 	 	 	Will () 	Foreshadow
42 	Jon Halifax 	 	Parker Meng 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
LS 	- 	 	Chorby Soul III 	 	 	Gift Shop 	Chorby Soul, Collector's Edition
90 	Chorby Soul III 	 	Zeruel Kramer 	 	 	Incineration 	
99 	- 	 	Samothes Thwompson 	 	 	Postseason Birth 	
EL 	Montgomery Bullock 	 	- 	 	 	Will () 	Move
62 	Tot Fox 	 	Conner Haley 	 	 	Feedback 	
LS 	- 	 	Aldon Cashmoney IV 	 	 	Gift Shop 	Aldon Cashmoney, Hitting Edition
91 	Aldon Cashmoney IV 	 	Avila Guzman 	 	 	Feedback 	
EL00 	Parker Meng 	 	Jacoby Podcast 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL01 	Trinity Smaht 	 	Fran Beans 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
5 	Jacoby Podcast 	 	Kaz Fiasco 	 	 	Feedback 	
8 	Kaz Fiasco 	 	Montgomery Bullock 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
88 	Finn James 	 	Axel Campbell 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
EL 	Pedro Davids 	 	Kaz Fiasco 	 	 	Will () 	Swap
72 	Axel Campbell 	 	Finn James 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
99 	- 	 	Ilhan Latch 	 	 	Postseason Birth 	
EL00 	- 	 	James Mora II 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL01 	Adalberto Tosser 	 	Silvaire Roadhouse 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL02 	Conner Haley 	 	Jessica Telephone 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL03 	Fran Beans 	 	Evelton McBlase II 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL04 	Evelton McBlase II 	 	- 	 	 	Roamin' 	
LS00 	- 	 	Uncle Plasma III 	 	 	Gift Shop 	Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition
LS01 	- 	 	Liquid Friend II 	 	 	Gift Shop 	Liquid Friend, Mint Edition
LS02 	- 	 	New Megan Ito II 	 	 	Gift Shop 	New Megan Ito, Trader Edition
86 	Samothes Dembélé 	 	- 	 	 	Thieves Guild () 	
96 	Zeruel Kramer 	 	Pedro Davids 	 	 	Voicemail 	
99 	- 	 	Scruffs Sunkcost 	 	 	Postseason Birth 	
108 	Pedro Davids 	 	Jon Halifax 	 	 	Voicemail 	
EL00 	Silvaire Roadhouse 	 	- 	 	 	Will () 	Move
EL01 	Jon Halifax 	 	Michelle Sportsman 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL02 	Michelle Sportsman 	 	Fairwood Patchwork 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL03 	Jessica Telephone 	 	Herring Winfield 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL04 	Parker Parra 	 	- 	 	 	Blessing () 	Gachapon
EL05 	Liquid Friend II 	 	- 	 	 	Dust 	
EL06 	James Mora II 	 	- 	 	 	Dust 	
EL07 	New Megan Ito II 	 	- 	 	 	Dust 	
EL08 	Uncle Plasma III 	 	- 	 	 	Dust 	
10 	Fairwood Patchwork 	 	Pedro Davids 	 	 	Voicemail 	
2400 	Finn James 	 	Axel Campbell 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
2401 	Axel Campbell 	 	Finn James 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
2402 	- 	 	Grit Watson 	 	 	Thieves Guild () 	
28 	Alston Cerveza 	 	Axel Campbell 	 	 	Voicemail 	
58 	Montgomery Bullock 	 	Alston Cerveza 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
77 	Scruffs Sunkcost 	 	- 	 	 	Thieves Guild () 	
87 	Axel Campbell 	 	Zeruel Kramer 	 	 	Voicemail 	
EL 	Grit Watson 	 	- 	 	 	Blessing () 	Gachapon
15 	Montgomery Bullock 	 	- 	 	 	Thieves Guild () 	
20 	Finn James 	 	Axel Campbell 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
==Season Results==
Season 	Wins 	Losses	Notable Events
1 - Revival 	38 	61 	A Humble Beginning. Crabs begin their journey as the least successful team in the Evil League, and the second least successful overall (falling just short of perennial loss champions the Tacos).
2 - 'The Discipline Era' begins	49 	50 	The Start of Something. Improved performance greatly after gaining 87-fingered pitcher PolkaDot Patterson. First team to reach a 20-inning game, versus the Jazz Hands. Lost Nora Perez as the team's first incineration.
3 - 'Peanut Plague/Uncertainty'	44 	55 	Gaining Ground. Lost PolkaDot Patterson in the election, receiving Oliver Notarobot in return. Spent most of the season in 4th or 5th in the Lawful Evil division but finished in a respectable 3rd.
4 - Feedback 	52 	47 	A Setback. Missed the playoffs by one game after fading at the end of the season due to the loss of Valentine Games who was feedbacked for Tot Fox, and Combs Duende who was replaced by Finn James.
5 - Reverb 	65 	34 	Ramping up. Finished with the league-best record after optimizing their staff (Notarobot to batter, James to pitcher) but lost in the first round of the playoffs due to a nervous and overeager lineup.
6 - Idols 	80 	19 	The Greatest Team Ever (to date). After winning to improve the team by 6% overall, 17% in baserunning, and give 4 players a 20% boost, and then gaining star pitcher Axel Trololol the Crabs had unprecedented blaseball success, including a 21 game winning streak and completely sweeping the playoffs to win their first championship.
7 - Getting Shelled 	67 	32 	An Omen. A strong Crabs team finished with the best record in both leagues, but lost to the San Francisco Lovers in the semifinal. This prevented the crabs from being targeted by the Champions in the Making blessing, which would steal three of the league champion's players, however, in an inter-team ambassadorship program the Crabs sent Oliver Notarobot to the Seattle Garages in exchange for Luis Acevedo.
8 - Rest In Violence 	74 	25 	The Revenge of Crab. Decimating the season once again and running all the way to finals to block the Hades Tigers from ascension as the Crabs claimed champion status. In a repeat of Season 2, failed to claim any blessings despite having bid the highest in seven separate blessings, a result calculated by Crabs statisticians as an 8.5% chance critical failure.
9 - Forecast 	71 	28 	The Great Toss. After a dominant regular season, the Crabs faced the Shoe Thieves in the ILS Championship. Crabs were up 2-0 before the Shoe Thieves turned things around. At game 5, Crabs were up the whole game, until Stu Trololol put down a three run homer in the ninth inning that won the Shoe Thieves the championship. Crabs missed their almost certain shot at ascension, but avoided the curses that followed Day X and won the "Fifth Base Bubble" blessing in the election.
10 - Backdraft 	69 	30 	After a strong season and sweeping the first two rounds of the playoffs the Crabs met the Shoe Thieves for a rematch in the finals. On their third and final game of the series Tot Fox scored the 10th run and destroyed the Sun and Moon, which swallowed one of the Shoe thieves' Wins, leading to the serier ending at -1-3. After the game the Crabs faced off against the Shelled One's Pods in Day X, and were defeated in the bottom of the first inning. Regardless of their defeat, this third championship victory did trigger ascension and the Crabs were called up to the Big Leagues.
11 - Peace and Prosperity 	1 	98 	The Big Leagues. The Crabs were obscured from sight only viewable through the Telescope at the start of the season. Though eventually located at Blaseball2, the crabs remain trapped in The Big Leagues and proceeded to loose 49 consecutive games. Their single victory in game 50 was followed by another 48 consecutive losses.
12 - The Expansion Era 	0 	0 	Out of the Hole. While they did not participate in the season, the Crabs benefited from the Chicago Firefighters winning the Tag Team Pitching blessing in the , boosting every player's pitching by 10%. In addition, they received The Rack blessing, boosting defense by 15%. Unexpectedly they also gained the Fourth strike modification with 4% of the will vote, which lead to...
13 - Home Free 	59 	40 	Welcome Back. The Crabs had a strong season, highlighting the potential of a low scoring team and a strong defense. finishing first in the Mild League, and sweeping the post season and ending with a victory against the "perennial loss champions" of old, the LA Unlimited Tacos. In the , the Crabs won the Rise and Grind and Unholey blessings, making Adalberto Tosser a Credit to the Team, and giving them the modification Unholey.
14 - The -ides 	38 	61 	Same as it ever was. The Crabs finished 5th in their division matching their season 1 record. However, the Crabs won the mild card, sending them to the Internet Series where they won against the Boston Flowers, then ended their season with getting swept by the Canada Moist Talkers. In the election the Crabs were able to Tot Fox, and Crabs veteran Parker Parra for an old favourite Nagomi Mcdaniel. Finally to the surprise of many (including themselves) They also recently deceased York Silk from the Hall of Flame, sending Enid Marlow to the shadows. Whoops.
15 - Live Bait 	71 	28 	Wax wings are delicate things. The Crabs found themselves the top in the league by total stars in all four categories. They learned the hard way how York Silk would pay off their cosmic debt, losing ace batter and based stealer Forrest Best to a bean from an unlikely source; but things were looking bright, with the team coming up just under their own record win rate. But it wasn't to be. With two of the leagues' biggest egos at the time at bat, the Crabs further suffered from numerous Consumer attacks; so many that they chewed up Nagomi Mcdaniel and Alyssa Harrell's last shreds of soulscream to zero, removing them from the lineup at the critical moment of the postseason and letting the Moist Talkers take them out of the running with a clean 3-0 sweep. In , the Crabs were systematically taken apart, losing York Silk, Brock Forbes, and Jacoby Podcast to various plunders and exchanges. With Kennedy Loser made haunted in an attempt to cure their flinch, they were practically gone themselves. However, thanks to Fringe Benefit, they were able to keep their lineup from shrinking so dramatically by recruiting Parker Meng. Thanks to going all in on , the Crabs had practically circumnavigated the ever present flinch problem.
16 - Mass Production 	44 	55 	After a staggering 8 roster changes since the start of the last season the Crabs were slow to recover, but they still managed to activate their Carcinization ability for the first time, and Silvaire Roadhouse was able to bat in the league's first attractor, Brisket Friendo. Missing the postseason, the Crabs enjoyed the downtime until the election, where they gained Alston Cerveza and send Friendo rocketing to the Hellmouth, but also lost Silvaire Roadhouse for a revived Chorby Soul. With their pitching still in shambles things were looking grim for the Crabs.
17 - Collections 	43 	56 	Starting the season off with two eclipse games, Chorby Soul was incinerated by a rouge umpire, and their instability chained to Luis Acevedo who was incinerated in the next game. Their replacements Trinity Smaht and Jon Halifax took up their positions, with Smaht in particular spending a lot of time on base with inhabiting ghosts from Kennedy Loser. As the Crabs built their Fax machine, Parker Parra was exchanged for Lorcan Smaht who managed to party 5 times in the lateseason. In the election the Crabs were traded old friend Montgomery Bullock for Fish Summer, while they elected to swap Parker Meng into the shadows for the lone awaited Enid Marlow.
Season 18 - New Editions 	53 (54) 	46 	Jon Halifax won the first ever prize match before faxing out for Parker Meng, While in the lateseason the Crabs gained a Replica Chorby Soul III, that was incinerated and replaced with Zeruel Kramer. Despite making the postseason the Crabs were knocked out by the League dominating Pies. In the Election they repositioned Montgomery Bullock to pitch, and Infused Parker Parra’s batting.
Season 19 - Undertow 	55 (-51)	44 	Lorcan Smaht gained the Undertaker modification, flipping several players negative and missing much of the season. Tot Fox was caught and traded with Conner Haley in the team’s second ever feedback, and the Crabs Aldon Cashmoney IV Replica followed suit, swapping for Avila Guzman shortly afterwards. In the Election Trinity Smaht was traded for Fran Beans, Parker Meng was traded for the flickering Jacoby Podcast, and Alston Cerveza gained the Underachiever modification.
Season 20 - Win(Win) 	51(54) 	48 	Kennedy Loser began being haunted by ghosts of unknown origins, later revealed to be a part of Blaseball’s prehistory. Jacoby Podcast flickered away for Kaz Fiasco, who gave up 10 runs immediately to let out newly infused Montgomery Bullock while Finn James later faxed out for Axel Campbell. While they missed the postseason, the Crabs did acquire an underhanded item for Adalberto Tosser. In the Election the Crabs reformed Alston Cerveza’s Underachiever modification into Fourth Strike, and swapped Pedro Davids to the shadows and Fiasco into active play.
Season 21 - Red Herring 	69(78) 	30 	Adalberto Tosser spent a chunk of the season pitching 3 of every 4 Crabs games, and Axel Campbell faxed out to return Finn James to active play while the Crabs’ offence managed their first ever double Carcinization activation. The Crabs made a triumphant run at the Postseason, winning it all with a dramatic last-minute tunnel steal from Tosser. Sadly in the election Tosser was traded lost alongside Conner Haley, and gained Silvaire Roadhouse, a James Mora II replica and Jessica Telephone.
Season 22 - Overdue 	73 (84) 	26 	Despite breaking the single season win record set by the Baltimore Crabs in Season 6 the Crabs struggled against the eventual winners of the Internet Series, the Kansas City Breath Mints and their killer rotation. In the Election the Crabs lost Jon Halifax and Jessica Telephone, and gained Fairwood Patchwork and Herring Winfield. Unfortunately this was just in time for Fairwood, alongside Alston Cerveza, Kennedy Loser, Enid Marlow, and Lorcan Smaht, to be Alternated, and Parker Parra to join the Garages Shadows. Lastly Kaz Fiasco gained the Subtractor modification, and Avila Guzman gained the Skipping modification.
Season 23 - A Set Up 	49 (60) 	50 	Several uses of the Fax Machine and Voicemail left Fairwood Patchwork, Montgomery Bullock, and Axel Campbell in the shadows, Pedro Davids and Zeruel Kramer batting, and Alston Cerveza pitching. Silvaire Roadhouse’s Debt began collection with the unstable incinerations of Helga Washington, Jon Halifax, Helga Moreno, and Gunther O’Brian.
Season 24 - Fire Sale 	0 	0 	Despite their brief instability after the incineration of the Hawai'i Fridays, the Crabs survived the season mostly intact. They lost Herring Winfield to Consumer attacks, Montgomery Bullock to the Moist Talkers' Thieves guild, and Dimi Blather, a stray ghost, to Observation. The Crabs made a beeline for the Black Hole (Black Hole) and were eventually entangled in it as it expanded to cover the league.
==Short Circuits==
Versions of the Baltimore Crabs found only in Short Circuits. These versions of the team had all new, temporary rosters and only existed for the duration of their circuit.
*For the Gamma 2 Team, see Baltimore Crabs (Gamma 2).
*For the Gamma 3 Team, see Baltimore Crabs (Gamma 3).
*For the Gamma 4 Team, see Baltimore Crabs (Gamma 4).
==Team Overview==
===History===
For more on the Crabs' history, see Baltimore Crabs/History. 
The original Baltimore Crabs were founded in ██52, and had an intricate relationship with the Mother Crab, though reports vary on what exactly it was. This peaked with the murder of the Old One by the people of Baltimore. Though details remain unclear to outsiders it is commonly agreed by Baltimorean's, including the original Baltimore Crabs team, that it "had to be done".
Members of the Crabs have said that they are driven to be the best blaseball players they can be, so that they may ascend to the gates of blaseball's pantheon and, repeated, "strangle the blaseball gods with [their] bare hands/claws." While they could not be reached for comment since their ascension and return, it is assumed that they achieved mixed results. 
Players on the Baltimore Crabs, as well as the people of Baltimore often undergo a little understood process referred to as Carcinization; the process of a person turning, partially or fully, into a Crab. While occasionally this process can occur at birth, it is also often recorded later in life, or happening to inanimate objects or buildings in the area.
The Baltimore Crabs are also known to have a quiet ceremony of distributing the ashes of their incinerated players as Memorial Pearls.
For a full season by season breakdown of the Baltimore Crabs see Baltimore Crabs/History.
===Stadium===
For more on the Crabs' stadium, see Crabitat. 
The Crabs' home stadium is the Crabitat which is located on the edge of the Chesapeake Bay in Baltimore. From the outside of the stadium resembles a giant crab although reports of it's origins are scattered. When asked the people of Baltimore report it is the body of the Mother Crab, one of her chosen, the machine that was used to kill her or even a building that underwent Carcinization at a massive scale.
Crabs lineup player Tillman Henderson is on record as trying to get the name “Crustadium” to catch on, but he is also on record as conveniently slipping in a puddle of chummy water every time he mentions it to a reporter.
As of Season 17's Lateseason, the Crabs are now owners and proprietors of their own Hotel Motel, the Clawliday Inn.
===Staff===
The Baltimore Crabs and their stadium is managed and cared for by a collection of crabs, crab-like beings, and literal crabs. Among their hard working staff are:
*Howard and Dwayne the Co-Managers, who were appointed by Mother Crab as a wedding day gift.
*The Clawricle the Coach, who may possess the gift of prophecy, or be an ordinary crab. (or both)
*Crab Scott the Mascot, who does not fear death, and harbors endless rage and vengeance against the blaseball Gods.
*Yurts Trunbo the Groundskeeper, who cares for the Crabitat and the memorial pearls for lost players.
*Runolfio Peeper the Poet Laureate, who writes tributes for Crabs and former Crabs.
*DD, the Delivery Driver, a local college student who delivers meals to the Crabitat.
*Crab Brian, the Notable Fan, who is a season ticket holder often seen at home games.
===Allegiances===
*The Seattle Garages, for their shared love of deicide.
*The Chicago Firefighters, from a bond forged in blood after a series of twelve back-to-back games in . This alliance is known as Chiclawgo.
==Fan Culture==
For a more in-depth look at Crabs fan culture, see Baltimore Crabs/Fan Culture.
The Crabs have a reputation as a hardy bunch. Crabs fans are often seen cheering for draws into extra time. Some suggest they believe this will accelerate the Great Crab Reckoning while others have suggested they merely appreciate a few extra innings. New fans of the Crabs are sometimes referred to as "crablet" or "softshell". The Crabs fans, though tough and "snip-throat" in competition, are among the most supportive and inclusive teams in the league.
During Season 1-5 the team would celebrate their entry into Party Time with a communal viewing of the film adaptation of Crabs (musical) and fans have been known to join in by watching along at home.
===Team Wide Chants===
For a full list of cheers and player-specific cheers, see crabs/fan culture .
*Claws up!
*Claws up for Trans Rights!
*Hard Times, Hard Shells
*Let's go Crabs baby love da Crabs
*"Ain't no laws when you have claws" and its popular variant, "Claw's the law"
*TIME FOR CRAB
*CRIME! (When a base is stolen, a common occurrence when Forrest Best is on base)
*Crabs Bad! / Crabs Good! (Chanted in equal measures when the Crabs are under- and over-performing, respectively.)
*Same as it ever was (Said whether winning or losing, due to the quantum superposition of Crabs Good / Crabs Bad.)
**Shame as it ever was (variation on the former, for games ended in Shame.)
*WE ARE FROM CHICLAWGO! (during games with team rival the Chicago Firefighters)
==Fan Art==
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File:Crabs player timeline.png|A timeline of player trades and weather effects. Red denotes batting, while orange denotes pitching. Diagram by muse#5961
File:Crabs Season 6 Banner - Fairchart.png|A banner of the Season 6 finals by 
File:Crabs Season 7 - CDPNhyphenK.jpg|A selection of the Crab's Season 7 lineup. Art by 
File:Crabs Season 8 - ratgills.jpg|The season 8 team, Art by @ratgills
File:Crabs Season 8 Banner - Fairchart.png|A banner of the Season 8 finals by 
File:Crabs Season 8 - Ratgills.png|The Crabs celebrating their Season 8 championship victory. Sketch by 
File:Crabs Ascension - Ratgills.jpg|The Crabs before Season 10's ascension by 
File:Crabs Postcard - ratgills.png|A postcard from Blaseball2 in Season 11 - Art by 
File:Gallery - Music.png|godspeed by biiiiiird, bass by , intro by crabmoney
File:Gallery - Music.png|WE'RE FAST NOW (OR, AN OVERTURE FOR ASCENSION) by Jake Loranger
File:Gallery - Music.png|UR TOO SLOW by 100 Crabs
File:Gallery - Music.png|Crab Tape Vol. 1 and Vol. 2 by ManicVolcanic
File:Gallery - Writing.png|No Claws for Alarm: The Truth Behind Carcinization By DSJ
File:Gallery - Writing.png|what was it we wanted again? (OR; 3k feet) By Tam
File:Gallery - Fanwork.png|Pep Crab a classic Crabs cheer
File:Clab drawing.png|alt=a drawing of a red crab. it has a large oval body, and eight limbs. it has two black eyes. it has the word "CLAB" written on it.|A crab drawing. by @legallyjorts
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