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The Beast in My House

The door swung open. Clearly, while my mother rested and my father was out getting groceries, someone had forgotten to lock it, though I was holding a set of keys, idly jingling them. What I saw made me stand wide-eyed. It towered over me. Every sense I had told me to run. Still clutching the keys, I stared to the beast.
It had a wild reddish-gold mane that flared around it like fire, eyes that were wide, but seemed sunken into its darkened sockets. Blackened extensions similar to spider legs surrounded the optics that glared to me in utmost rage, or was it hunger? Its cheeks also seemed dark and sunken in, almost as if it had been starved for so long, it had grown gaunt. A mess of red, which I imagined was blood, was sloppy and heavily present around its maw. Its talons were stained a similar color, only what I could imagine was a warning. I didn't stare for much longer. I turned and started running.
Sure enough, like any beast would pursue its prey, it began chasing me. It chased me and I was horrified. Surely enough, my mother woke up at the sound of me running, and most likely, all of the panicked sounds I was making. Her door opened just a crack as she checked to see what was going on. She didn't even seem to notice the creature. "Hey! Settle down!" was all she said.
I was on the verge of tears. The beast growled a few words at me.
"Give...me... The keys..." it demanded in a guttural tone, crouching low to look me in the eyes. My bottom lip trembled and I surrendered the keys.
I was only four at the time. I always hated when my older sister would get all "dolled-up" for a date.
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The Beat Saber Masacre

It was the first day after my birthday. (My birthday was on a Thursday and I had school so I had the party on Friday OK!) It was the best birthday party ever and now it was time for my favorite part. Present time! My super hot friend, Pokimane, was at the party and she gave me an Oculus Rift headset! I was so excited to play.
I put on the VR headset and I was transported into a virtual world. It was so cool! There was a game called Beat Saber! I put on a funky song and was having a blast slicing the blocks with my light sabers. After all of the fun was done and my arms were kind of tired, I took off my VR headset and set it down. I looked around and my entire village had been slaughtered! Who could have done this! Why was I the only one spared! I looked at my hands and I wasn't holding the VR controllers, I was actually wielding two real samurai swords covered in hyper-realistic blood.
This story is so scary because it doesn't end with the end. It has a literary device known as an open ending where it is up to the reader to decide how the village was killed.
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The Beatles Theory

PAUL WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THEY CLONED HIM AND ERASED HIS MEMORY AND EVERYONE ELSE'S MEMORY TOO EXCEPT MINE AND THEN THEY SENT A PAUL CLONE TO EARTH TO SPREAD RUMORS THAT PAUL WAS DEAD BUT NOBODY BELIEVED THEM AND JOHN HID SATANIC MESSAGES IN ALL THE SONGS CAUSE HE WAS SECRETLY SATAN (I KNOW THIS BECAUSE SATAN IS SIX INCHES TALLER THAN JESUS) AND THEN THE ALIENS ABDUCTED HIM TOO AND BRAINWASHED EVERYONE INTO BELIEVING THE WALRUS WAS PAUL WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY RINGO AND GEORGE WAS THE EGGMAN AND PAUL WAS THE ALIENS AND PETE BEST EXPLODED ONSTAGE FOR NO REASON
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The Beauties of Collaboration

Mathamaniac was sitting at the edge of a cliff. Before her were the man beauties of Ponyville—from Twilight Sparkle's castle to the statue of baby Spike. Above it all was the Sun, shedding its light on Ponyville. It was indeed a spectacular view. Yet, Mathamaniac was not satisfied. The alicorn filly wanted a little more mathematics in Ponyville. That thought didn't last, as she stood up and started flying down to Ponyville.
As Mathamaniac landed on the cold, purple pathway, nearly everypony took notice of the blue alicorn. Nearly instantly, she looked rather confused, since she never gets much attention—let alone wanted such attention in the first place.
"Glad to see you Mathamaniac!" Somepony called out to her. Mathamaniac wasn't even sure if it was a pony, but that didn't matter anyway. The crowd of ponies surrounding her was far more than enough. A few ponies started stroking her grey mane and tail with their hooves, but she simply ignored them.
But suddenly the universe exploded and doesn't exist anymore. So we'll focus on a universe that hasn't blown up yet.
The explosion of that other universe didn't go unnoticed, since it was being observed by a being in another universe. This thing took the form of a human wearing a hoodie. Despite that, it was not really a human, per se. Rather, it was an atypical subspecies of human commonly known as a cat human. Humans and cat humans have many differences, with the most obvious being that cat humans have cat ears and a cat tail—both of which are functional. Back to this observer, if one looks closely enough, they will notice a brown tail poking out close to where a normal human's coccyx would be, albeit it will be barely visible. The hoodie this figure wore was jet black, so they won't be recognised easily.
The room this thing resided in was laughable—the walls, floor, and ceiling were made of iron. At one end of the room was a wide open door that will never close regardless of what is done to it. The figure sat at the other end, holding a smartphone-sized supercomputer in its hands. If anything, there was a popup on the screen reading as follows:
WARNING: Universe MLP-8427492 "The Beauties of Collaboration-0" has ceased to exist from explosion type E93I "Trollpasta End-of-universe Explosion". Attempt at automatic restoration failed. Please report immediately.
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The Bed

A few days ago, when my mother went to bed, I suddenly heard a desperate cry. I turned on the light quickly (we slept in the same room, as it was a small house), lit it, and began to desperately look at the foot of the bed. And then I saw the quilt being tugged three times.
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The Believers

Belief is a powerful thing. Well, not your belief: your opinions couldn't be less important. But there is someone, and there always has been someone, who can control the universe by his powers of belief. You see, at any given moment the universe is controlled by what one particular man believes. All things, right down to the laws of physics, are subject to instantaneous change as soon as one dies and another is chosen.
Amelia Earheart?
Disappeared when the new Believer couldn't fathom a female aviator. Ever wonder why Newton's seemingly obvious laws of motion took so long to come around? Well, for thousands of years all the Believer's put their stock in Aristotle's physics. Believers don't even know about their powers, and it is flat out impossible to tell who is one.
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The Bell Ringer

My name, it's Trey. You see, my friend died a couple days ago, he killed himself. Before that he had stopped by my house and gave me a present. I recently opened it today and found out it's a bell. I put it on my desk and got ready for bed.
It's nighttime now. I can hear something. . . the bell is ringing. I look over to where I had put the bell, and see a man, an old man, sitting cross-legged on the floor ringing the bell. Naturally I was freaked out, wondering how this strange man got in my room and why he is ringing the bell. If he was a robber he would've taken something, but no. He just sits there, staring off into space and ringing the bell. I don't know how I managed, but eventually sleep found me.
I awoke the next morning to find him gone, bell on the desk where I left it. This continued for a few nights, until I had enough. I decided to confront the man, so I lay in bed, pretending to be asleep. I hear the door open, and in walks the man. He sits on the floor, grabs the bell, and starts ringing it. I grab my lamp, the closest thing to me, and swing it at him. Before the lamp hits him, he just disappears. I sit there, in silence, confused about what happened.
The next night, he didn't come. But, I had a strange urge to ring the bell. It was as if it called to me. So, I grabbed it and sat down. I began ringing it, over and over again. It was.. actually amusing. I continued, until I had stayed up all night ringing. This continued, I don't like this... there's something off about it. I can't stop..
I quickly pack the bell in a box, and mail it to my best friend. Now... finally I'm free. All that's left... is to pull this trigger.
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The Best Episode of Rick and Morty

Morty stands in the bathroom combing his hair
crowd is already chuckling, some know something crazy's about to happen
Rick's voice is heard screaming "Hey Morty come to the garage"
the first people start to laugh uncontrollably, the episode is already automatically rated a 10/10 on imdb
"are you invisible and y-you're gonna like fart on me?"
the whole crowd is roaring, people are lying on the ground unable to breathe, some start undressing
"flip the pickle over Morty"
people start fucking each other like animals, four people shoot themselves because they couldn't take the amount of wit and humor
"TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY! I'M PICKLE RillilCK"
half of the crowd instantly melts into a bloody mess, the ones surviving have their ear canals destroyed and eyes popped out of their sockets
The oscars announce they are now officially obsolete, as this scene will win every rubric for this year and all the years to come, the president schedules a press conference for the people still remaining in which he declares the flag to be changed to a pickle and the national anthem changed to the show's intro song
Peace treaties are being made because the biggest reason anyone should fight over has been given to all peoples simultaneously, and the world's scientists can unite to research together towards a better future.
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The Best Gift Ever

The best gift ever started as Lynx,Core,and Liliy were playing ring around the rosie. They all met at pre school,soon they became friends. All three of them were 13,they loved to play games still. The games they mostly liked to play were ring around the rosie,hide and seek,and to play hide and seek alone. But it was winter the snow covered ground was cold,but to them it was fun. Of corse they didn't know what they wanted for Christmas but as long as they got each other their happy. But what Liliy and Core don't know is that their friend Lynx was alone for Christmas. One day the three friends wen't out side to play,but Lynx never showed up. Where's Lynx?Liliy asked Core. Core looked around for a moment "I don't know"Core said,"Maybe we should look for her." "Yeah,let's go look for her."Liliy said. They looked every where for there friend,but they didn't look in the dark creepy woods. Soon the both of them heared a loud scream. The scream sounded like Lynx,but it was in Pine Tree Woods. The place they were not suppost to go. Their parents would never take them their,news reports about the area were always about Pine Tree Woods. Like about Sara Rose they had founded her body by the river bank,she had stab woms in her chest. But they knew they couldn't go to those woods,they would ether get murded or stay away from those woods.
2 weeks later after their friend's death,it was Christmas. Their was two gifts for Liliy and Core the gift had a tag but it didn't say who it was from. As soon as they opened the gift,their was their friends chopped up body. They both screamed and dropped the present and ran to PIne Tree Woods. Their parents were looking for their children,but before they even wen't home they heared their kids cryful scream. To this day the woods are haunted by the errie monster,who had killed thoses kids. But the person who did that was Mr.Rose.
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The Betrayal of All That Is Sane

When the New 3DS XL was announced, I knew I had to preorder one ASAP. With red being my favorite color, I obviously went for the red one.
When the day finally came for the New 3DS XL to be released, I immediately went to my local Gamestop to pick up my brand new handheld. The cashier gave me my New 3DS XL, and I quickly drove home. When I unboxed my New 3DS XL, I was devastated. It wasn't red. It wasn't red at all.
It was blood red.
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The Bible Lied

you may think that the Bible is the word of God, but it isn’t because there is no God. I know because I have met the one who watches us and he isn’t God. I was in my room once praying, and all of the sudden a black darkness envelopes my room.
I called out to my mom but she wasn’t there. I looked in her room and there was no one. The darkness was getting closer, and then out of the darkness came a figure. He had long sharp claws, rows and rows of razor sharp teeth, and blood red eyes. He wrapped his cold hands around my neck. And caressed my face with one of his claws, and he said “I am the one who watches over you. I am the one who answers your prayers.” Everything went black.
when I woke up I was alone. My family was gone and somehow I knew I would never see them again!
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The Bible Theory

Jesus Christ was your average, ancient Israeli carpenter who would spend all day listening to Slayer.
Then, a man named Caiaphas, who was a Jewish priest and also the CEO at the acient Israeli Coca-Cola company, started putting cocaine in the Coca-Cola to cocain-trip people into converting.
Jesus loved to drink ancient Israeli Coca-Cola, so he ended up drinking some and got addicted to it until his boss found him in his place of business and fired him. Out on the streets, Jesus began to play guitar for ancient Rammstein until he gained enough money to buy more Coca-Cola.
Later on, Jesus gave some out to lepers and blind people, which had a strange affect that fixed their problems and such. Then, Jesus, out of his cocaine-induced high, wrote a book about a dude creating heaven and earth and such.
Then Caiaphas be like, "Fuck that shit. You guys are havin too much fun." So he had Jesus crucified.
Then, after a while of being crucified, Jesus said unto his friends, "I'm getting a bit bored now. I should probably be going home now." So he jumped off of the cross and started playin guitar for no reason.
Then, Thomas the Tank Engine wrote his name in the death note and Jesus just fell over and disappeared. Then, Jesus met Patrixxx in the afterlife because Patrixxx was watching the afterlife too and they became best friends.
Jesus then went to a website called DAJEWISHMEETUPMUTHAFUCKA.com while he was drunk and posted random things in their chat and later decided to watch an episode of Ed, Edd and Eddy that was so disturbing, his life got flipped-turned upside-down.
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The Big Bad Butt Monster

Once upon a time....
There was a man named Bob. Bob was bored and wanted to go adventuring, so he packed his bags and went to Alligator Shit Swamp. The swamp was called that because that's where alligators go to shit. When he arrived at a picnic table near the swamp, he saw an old man. The old man said something. "Beware, young person, for that is the swamp in which the Big Bad Butt Monster resides. I would just stay here if I was in your shoes, but I'm not, I'm in these shitty White Vans that I got because of an equally shitty meme." Bob knew all about the Butt Monster, and his tragic past.
A long time ago, before the White Man destroyed America with fast food restaurants and Donald Trump, there was a tribe called the Buuti tribe, who had the juiciest butts out of all the world's people. The chieftain, Hugh Janus, loved his tribe. However, the rivaling Chinpoko tribe killed the majority of his clan by farting on them until they died. They used their small penises to piss on the corpses, and then cut of Hugh's head. Then the Chinpoko chief shoved the decapitated head up his ass. Ever since then, his spirit haunts the Alligator Shit Swamp, with a big ass for shoving people into it.
Bob laughed it off as a "fable" for people to not go in the shit-infested swamp. He felt adventurous, and no man, beast, or butt monster would stop him from having fun. So he threw his boat next to the small port that was at the edge of the swamp. Right before swimming away, the old man whispered to himself. "Hope you like tasting ass, motherfucker." 
As Bob was heading into the dark section of the swamp, he noticed that the swamp smelled like fresh shit. He shrugged it off and assumed that it was from the many alligators. Throughout his romp, he found many interesting sights, like a python swallowing an alligator dick first, the elusive Skunk-Ape whipping his cock out for Harambe, then forgetting what he was doing and jacking off afterwards, and the remains of a once Disney theme park overrun by weirdos in Mickey Mouse suits destroying Cars-related merchandise. But the biggest surprise was near the end of his journey. He saw a big, round, pale, blurry shape. He first thought it was an albino alligator, a white cougar, or that big ball thing from EPCOT. To his horror, the thing slowly rised out of the water and revealed itself to be a giant ass. Bob was petrified, curling up into a fetal position and crying. It was the Big Bad Butt Monster. The twisted, pale head turned towards Bob with demonic red eyes staring deep into his soul. "YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!! SINCE YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO THE WARNINGS, YOU WILL KISS MY ASS!!!!!1" The ghastly spirit picked up Bob by the shirt and shoved the poor man deep into his rectum. The last thing Bob heard was a big, loud fart. 
The next day, a newspaper came up. "Local man Bob found missing, last seen near Alligator Shit Swamp." An old man read the paper and said to himself, "I should've helped him, but I'm an oooooooooooold man."
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The Big Bang Theory Theory

So, has anyone ever watched The Big Bang Theory? It's pretty much a comedy show on CBS about some science geeks in their eternal struggle to get laid. First, there's Sheldon who grew up in rural Texas and now works as a physicist studying string theory. Then there's Leonard, Sheldon's roommate who really wanted to be a rapper but the fact that both of his parents were doctors forced him to also be one. He's been in an on-and-off relationship with their slutty neighbor Penny. Then there's Raj, a lonely astro-physicist and alcoholic. Finally, there's Howard (though they usually refer to him as his last name Wolowitz) who was actually the most pathetic of the characters, but ended up being the first one to get married and go to space somehow.
Now what if I told you that the show was based on the real lives of these people? Don't be surprised--most shows are based on the life of one or multiple people. For example, George Lopez was really a homeless crackhead who often took shelter in the ruins of Powers Brothers Aviation. Gurren Lagann was based on the life of a boy who grew an unhealthy obsession with giant robots when his older brother died. And Hey Arnold! was based on a young boy's life in the ghetto of New York.
First, there's the actual life of Sheldon. Nothing much there other than that his obsessive compulsive disorder drove him to suicide after being unable to write his autobiography "neatly enough". The papers taken from his apartment gave them the idea to use his crazy personality as a character in a comedy show.
Then there's Leonard and Penny. The condom broke while they were fucking and a pregnancy happened, driving the both of them into depression. They both were ran over by the EVIL PATRIXXX mobile while driving to the local abortion clinic.
Raj and Wolowitz were a gay couple. They both died of auto-erotic asphyxiation. Their story was probably the most simple.
You may ask, "How the fuck did they get the information on the rest of them when they only got details of Sheldon's life?" Well, the guy who made The Big Bang Theory also died and went to purgatory, where the ghosts of all the characters resided and went about life just as they did in the show. But this was only a near death experience and the guy later came back with the inspiration to make the show.
"How do you know about this?" you may ask.
Well ...
Obviously you don't know the meaning of the word "theory". Basically it means "wild guess". That's pretty much what this was.
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