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Wizards of Waverly Place - Lost Episode

Do you guys remember the episode where Alex Russo got run over by a car? Because if you did, or if you lived during the time it was broadcast, you may have noticed that there was a period of four months between this and the previous episode.
Okay, but, what happened in this period of four months? Todd J. Greenward apparently had filmed what was supposed to be the series finale of Wizards of Waverly Place, and is more or less like this real episode.
The episode begins with an inside view of the Wizards' house. There was nobody in it, but the door was open as if someone was about to enter, but no one did.
This happens for about 3 minutes, until Alex Russo walked in, while the laugh track can be heard in the background. She then, gets ready for school. This scene happens for about a minute or two, then, she starts to exit the house.
Suddenly, Theresa and Justin both enter in the house. She tells him where Alex is. Justin answers that Alex is going to school.
Theresa, asks if she and Justin can go catch up to her, and Justin answers okay, then they both exit out of the house.
The scene cuts to Alex walking to school, but she is on the street.
While she was on the street, a black car hits her, causing her to fall onto the pavement. Then, the black car ran over her body and face, which is now mangled and bloodied.
Her eyes were popped out of their sockets, her nose was bleeding which ran down her neck, entrails were squeezed out of her stomach, and her arms were twisted and broken.
This happened for about two minutes, until the scene cuts to Theresa and Justin.
Justin asks Theresa if that's Alex over there. Theresa ignored Justin, then she ran up to her daughter's corpse.
She felt pretty rattled about what she saw. She put her hands on both sides of Alex's face, and starts to sob.
"Why?" she says sadly.
"Why? She is too young to die! Why?!"
Justin ran up to the corpse, too, and said:
"Oh, no! Are you alright?"
Alex didn't answer, which causes Justin and Theresa both sob. Just that there is a cut scene for what appears to be a commercial break.
The scene then cuts to Alex's friends, and Theresa's husband standing at a tombstone that says:
"In Memory of Alex Russo:
1993-2013."
Harper Frinkle softly whispers in a heartbroken voice:
"Alex Russo... We all miss you,"
Justin then hugs Harper, Thersea and her husband start to hold hands before they all sob.
After this for about 2 minutes, the scene faded to black and that was it.
==Truth on Television==
"During a visit in California in March 16, 2013, the producer Todd J. Greenward told the media that he originally planned to make a proper finale to Wizards of Waverly Place.
In this finale, Alex Russo would die trampled by a car, before preparing for school. However, his friends said that he got the idea, but according to them, they said it could depress many children and even lead them to commit suicide."
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Wjerd me dog?

I was home eating some mac n cheese with hot dogs in it (the good stuff) and I noticed that I had not seen my dog all morning.
"Where the fuck is dat jerk at?", I wondered aloud.
I continued stuffing my face with mac n cheese and washing it down with chocolate milk. That's when I remembered that I'm lactose intolerant!
My belly began to gurgle and churn and I felt like I swallowed a bag of rocks. Delicious cheese rocks but rocks none the less. I had to run to the bathroom but I wasn't in time. I started spewing violently from my flabby ass curtains. It was wet and chunky all over my Haines Her Ways and the bathroom floor. I tried to get control but it was no use. Then it happened: I slipped and fell.
As I writhed around the floor trying to find my footing, the smell was overwhelming. I fought the urge to vomit uncontrollably. When I finally got up I knew I needed to clean up. I was covered in shit. I showered yesterday so I didn't feel like doing it again and I decided to use some wet wipes. They worked pretty well and I got most of the creamy brown slop off of me. I was exhausted so I went to my room to lay down and relax.
As I pulled back my covers to get in my dawg barkked and lunged out from under dere. He was derr the hole time. DDatswyy I dednt see his stoopid asss all dae. Wen he bark I sheet agen n had heardt attakk ak ak ak. Naow em a spoopy gost.
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Wobbuffet's Tail

Wobbuffet's tail. According to the Pokédex, it is desperate to keep it hidden. Many people have theorized why, and the popularly accepted theory is that the tail is the Pokémon and the part we believe is the body is really just a puppet.
But here's an alternate theory:
There are two Wobbuffet (at this point, Wynaut) in a single egg. Within the egg, they are entirely black, without a speck of blue on them. However, the unique chemicals in the egg's yolk causes the Wynaut's skin to turn blue, slowly but surely.
However, the Wynaut within the egg fight an ongoing battle. The stronger Wynaut will be the one to ingest most of the proteins and chemicals within the yolk, with only enough for the sibling to be able to barely survive. However, they do not live very long unless they attach themselves to the stronger sibling, slowly sucking just enough proteins from them to stay alive.
As a Wynaut, the sibling that feeds the other is uncaring for what it often considers to be a parasite, pressing itself against other Wynaut in hopes to suffocate the sibling, or become strong enough to crush the pest itself somehow. In some cases, this works. However, the Wynaut is usually killed afterward by predators, as when it is alive, the sibling sees everything coming from behind to hurt the Wynaut and warns it through the use of what little psychic ability it has. Without this extra protection, the Wynaut is quickly killed when it stumbles into the land of a predatory Pokémon.
However, in most cases, the tail will survive until the evolution of the Wynaut into Wobbuffet. In this stage, it is often more intelligent, and its abilities to speak psychically with its sibling improve greatly. The Wobbuffet will gladly spend much of its day in dark places talking with its sibling, making sure its sensitive tail goes unharmed by the light. When it must go into the sun, the tail is shaded by the blob-like bag of skin hanging off the back of its 'head.' It will spend most of its days protecting the family member, letting it slowly leech off of them until the day the Wobbuffet dies.
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Woke up in a puddle of liquid shit...

It's not the worst thing that's happened to me replied Donahue.
Marg stared at him while wiping off the shit with paper towel.
Donahue looked up at Marg and said thank you for helping clean me up.
Marg rolled her eyes and got up on the bed and stood on top of Donahue and spread her legs to expose her anus as it opened up and even more liquid shit came out and marinated Donahue ever further.
Donahue froze in surprise.
Marg slowly brought her anus down to face level and sat it on top of Donahue's face and gently released a very gentle fart, with just enough vibration to tickle his nose but release some serious stank.
Marg knew it was now time to go to the diner for some tomato macaroni soup.
Donahue stared at the ceiling still covered in shit.
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Wolf's Cry

I am bereft of all humanity.
Compassion, guilt and bodily control have all hopelessly abandoned me.
The underbrush bristles with danger as I stalk my next unaware victim.
Sheer ferality pulses through my veins as I strike, biting through soft flesh and vital arteries, immersing my teeth in the warm red liquid.
Primal instinct and insatiable bloodlust are completely dominant as I shamelessly ingurgitate.
Finished, I stalk again to steal another unassuming soul from the volatile night.
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Wolf Haven

It was just a normal day. I went on to play one of my favorite games... Well it used to be my favorite before the incident. OK, I know what your thinking. "This is fake crap." Well I have proof it's not! Try to Message/Attack/Mate with her! If it responds Theres your proof! FLAT OUT!
I was looking around on users online... Until I found "NightEcho" It said it was online so i clicked it... it had horrible stuff on her profile like "Life is nothing it's all a nightmare." and Satan related crap. I tried to report but it didn't work... it just said cannot report user: NightEcho.
I was confused and though "hey this would make a cool creepypasta!" so i mest with the html and put 666SaTaN at the end. I searched it and it said no such link. So I kept refreshing until i got so tired i just thought "Nah it's just some creep... It dosent work." Until iI tried to press back. It didn't work. I was thinking "Ummm ok..." So i pressed exit. Everything was ok. I was really tired and freaked out so I went to bed. In the morning I went on again and my desktop was changed. It was just a blank desktop... just pure white. But suddently words came on it that said "Don't you ever EVER do that again." When I tried to log on to wolf haven it wouldent work until I finaly got on... it said i was NightEcho. i tried to log off... No use I tried to exit... No use... i tried pressing back... That didn't work either... I was really freaking out and I thought I saw her char blink at me. Then... I fainted. I woke up in my bed. And the computer was off. That was the day I stopped playing wolf haven. If you look at her avatar long enough you will probably see it blink too...
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Wolfenpimp's Palace

now, I think you've heard of Wolfen the Pimp. Ya know, look at one of his ho's and you then are one of his ho's (if you're a cheap bastich!). But where does he keep all these ho's? In Wolfenpimp's Palace. That's where he takes you to make you his bitch. He even has a high tech security system (the password is 42, just to let you know) and a dungeon where he enjoys whippin' dat bitch up. I's almost impossible to escape (unless you know the password, then it's like a revolving door) and if you do escape, he'll track you down and kill you (if he was smarter anyways). If you get sent into Wolfenpimp's Palace, you're his ho HO.
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Wolfoo Lost Episode: Strangers

I just hated watching Wolfoo, but this episode has made me hate more the series. It starts out with Wolfoo and Lucy with their mom at a theme park. All the sudden, Wolfoo and Lucy run away. The mom calls for them, but they don't answer. Than she calls the police. Than the camera cuts to a kidnapper offering a lollipop to Wolfoo and Lucy. They went with the kidnapper. He takes them to an abandoned house, and he ties them up in a rope. Then he angrily Screams at Lucy causing her to cry—Most realistically than just cartoon crying. Then Wolfoo says "Your a bad guy!" Then the kidnapper comes over and shoots him in the trachea with a shotgun Then the police and the mom reach the house. The police angrily breaks the door and attacks the kidnapper violently. Before the police got in, Wolfoo bit the kidnapper really badly. Than the kidnapper then shot Wolfoo and Lucy in the face with a Glock-20. This is currently the only lost and deleted episode of Wolfoo, and can only be viewed on YouTube or YouTube Kids.
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Women Appreciation Copypasta

Lately I've (19m) been thinking about just how much I love women. Like how strong they are and how it's nice to have them around to give compliments and give flowers and just do small things that I can do too, they just do it easier and seem to like doing them. And how they make me feel nice and how their feminine voices are adorable and sooooo sooothing. How they have such soft/curvy features. How they wanna do stuff for us like bake/cuddle etc. They're just so cute. And of course men can be lots of these things too. I just wanted to appreciate my women out there! Maybe I'm just lonely and single, but I can't help but swoon over you women! the way you walk or put on makeup or paint nails or style your hair and just overall look I love! I feel like people aren't nice enough to all the women out there lately. Just wanted to put it out there that me and lots of other men still melt over all the nice, strong, sensitive, amazing, place-any-positive-adjective-here- women out there! guys, feel free to add anything that I missed, because there's so many more things to add:)!!!! lately I feel sooooo bad for women because they have to experience things like periods and creeps in DMs or IRL, and giving birth..... and all this stuff that most men just don't experience! and I never know how to help :( I just wanna be there and try to help or be a good friend and support everything you're going through but I never know how to help :( that's all. I just feel bad and wanna appreciate more!!
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Women are not real (Copypasta)

Women are not real. Women are just a cover up by the Christians and Muslims to denounce the scientific community from debunking their theories. There are multiple evidences to this. First one would be that female genitalia do not exist. How do I know? Because I have never seen one! And all those pornography are just a plot by the filthy Christians to support their highly inaccurate theory. Same as how "God" or "Allah" cannot possibly be real as I have never seen them. How do people wait two millennia waiting for some bastard to judge them. And they discourage you from watching this "sinful" material, this is an impressively planned conspiracy, however let me move on to Evidence 2. The scientists that named our genus and fellow chimps as well have been hinting they have uncovered the conspiracy and giving us subtle references. Our own genus is called "Homo" which is a reference to the word "homosexual" which implies the genus Homo has only one gender, male and the Christians had to cover this up because they were afraid to admit that we had a very big evolutionary failure, to achieve sexual reproduction as seen in other animals. The genus "Pan" is the genus of chimpanzees, however this is only a reference for us, it does not have anything to do with chimpanzees except them being a close relative. Pansexuals are attracted to any or every gender, however it does not make sense at all since we are only male.
To so called "woman" today, they are males castrated at birth and indoctrinated by the local religious societies to make them believe they are a separate gender. So my conclusion is that women are not real, it is just a conspiracy by religion it is a cover up of our evolutionary failure.
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Wonder Island

There it was . Our island . Our very own island , it looked mystrious above the waves of fog , but there was still one question to be answered : Why was it abandoned ? " AHHHHHHHH " said Fred " Why is it so creepy here ? " he said " Shut up Fred " I said " It's not creepy , just a style . " Its ugly " said Fred . Like you'll be if you don't shut up "' I said Now let's get a Move on ! We entered the cottage at the bottom it was trashed a sign read " Wonder Island . I didn't think anything of it We found a mascot named Woody The Woodchuck and a costume it got up In dark voice said " you took my life , now I'll take yours " i ran as fast as I could Fred was gone i didn't where he was when i past by Wonder Island sign it read " Wonder Island Abandoned by God i never returned missing posters for Fred are everywhere and i swear i saw something in dark but i don't want to know what it is .....
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Wonderful

You invite me to your party
I am quite honored
We've become the best of friends
Wonderful friends
This is so exciting
I drive all over town for you
Trying to find the perfect gift
Wonderful gifts
You don't look happy when I arrive
I dressed up just for you
Fresh blood douses my face
Wonderful blood
I tackle you to the ground
Your fighting is useless
I throw you down the stairs
Wonderful stairs
You awake to my smile
The fear slowly instills in your eyes
Your binds hold you so tightly
Wonderful binds
The knife glides across your skin
Your blood slowly trickles from it
Your screams are so pleasant to my ears
Wonderful screams
I carefully peel back your skin
My hands squish your intestines so easily
Your guts taste so lovely in my mouth
Wonderful guts
I picked your bones clean
I chew on them as I look at your remains
The pile of flesh looks so appetizing to my eyes
Such wonderful flesh
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Wonderful Masterpiece (Copypasta)

The graciousness I have seen watching this is absolutely magnificent, The life suffering through might and shall be terrible but this video, artwork, even possibly absolute masterpiece, will help all others including me have to un-accept the fact that life is horrible. My heart could profusely explode out of tears and the joy watching this piece of artwork created by such mankind will help me forget all the troubles I have had or seen. Shedding tears, It makes my eyes feel like its been glorified with graciousness, such a masterpiece put together deserves to be given a great award, a glorious award, a precious award. The feeling of peace making me yawn peacefully into sleep gives me great feeling but to seek no help due to how this helps me so much with all my life's problems currently, this video makes me suffer through any crisis I am in, No matter how hard it hits me, This glorious extremely gracious, wonderful, award-deserving, flabbergasting, tear-making, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, beautiful, and absolutely inspiring masterpiece makes me want to give the man who used all his soul to create this a paradise in life due to how much relaxed I get from watching this.
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Wonderful Web

I see shitty OC's, dank memes too,
I see them spammed at me and you,
And I think to myself,
What a wonderful web.
I see spam of hate, those trolls should be banned,
The dark cursed rule 34, the /b/tards on 4chan,
And I think to myself,
What a wonderful web.
The functionality of Wikia, so poorly-coded,
Are also on the faces of bronies who wrote it,
I see trolls spamming the site saying, "LIKE SONIC TOO!"
They're really saying, "I FRICKIN HATE YOU!"
I hear autists crying, I watch them go mad.
They'll learn nothing that I already had,
And I think to myself,
What a wonderful web.
Yes, I think to myself,
What a wonderful web.
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Woody's Spooky Cartoon

I don't have that much time to write this, actually i do because i'm already dead, i'm telling this story from my grave as a ghost.
==How I Got Here==
I'm a big fan of Walter Lantz cartoons especially the cartoons with that really funny (before the mid 50's) bird known as Woody Woodpecker, i really wanted to have The Woody Woodpecker cartoons on Home Video, i was gonna The Woody Woodpecker and Friends Classic Cartoon Collection but then i found out it had DVNR on it so instead i bought some VHS from 2000 called "TOTALLY NOT CURSED CARTOON VHS (with Woody Woodpecker)" i put the VHS in my VHS player and the first cartoon was called "Woody's Spooky Cartoon" from 1945 directed by Paul J. Smith, i was concerned because Paul J. Smith didn't direct until 1953 so this might have been a bootleg, the cartoon began with Woody's car breaking down and him having to stay at a haunted house, Woody started walking in the haunted house when the screen faded to black and then an image of Woody popped out of my TV screen, at this point i thought i was dreaming so i went to sleep, the next morning i woke up in a grave as a ghost, realizing it wasn't a dream and an image of Woody Woodpecker killed me in my sleep (or maybe it was a dream inside a dream) with nothing else to do i stole a laptop and started writing my story and how i got here, it took me twelve years to write and i think it looks like bad, Well that's it i got nothing else to write.
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Woody.exe

so one day i watching toy story. you know. the one with tom hanks and tim allen. anyway so woody had red eyes. i shrugged this off thinking it was an error. i continued watching and bad things happened. first woody got a gun and shot buzz! rip tim allen. he then shot the snot nosed kid ANDY and the ballsack. i called my mom downstairs and all the sudden it was normal. she said its just yo mind Franklin. i continue watching. one by one people r killed by da gun. hamm, rex, bo peep, all da green soldiers, squeaky, even jessie. i was horrified when woody walked up to the screen. he shouted your next and shot the screen. it actually looked liek it shot and made some broken glass appear. the broken glass spelled out WOODY.EXE. i was scurred for life when pulled out the dvd and it says [WOODY.EXE a magical adventure throughout reality. i then saw this as what my life be like. 30 years later i work as a police officer. i see a robber who looks awfully similar to woody. he has a badge. it says [WOODY.EXE SHERIFF]. i back off and shoot him. he takes a final blow to end his life. i collect evidence. i found a disc that said [TOY STORY 5 WOODY'S REVENGE A.K.A. WOODY.EXE]. i then realized what i did but not in time before i was delivered a fatal shot by woody's spirit from the disc.
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