Randomness

Randomness is a fascinating phenomenon that occurs when cunnilingus. Wait, what was I talking about? Oh right, randomness. Randomness occurs when there is a and/or predictability. As such, randomness is a clear example of up the . Hmm, that didn't seem to make any sense at all. Anyway, let's move on to the next part of this article.
==History==
thumb|left|God as he with two pointy flammable bananas.
Randomness has had a long and history. It all started when God emerged from the void and, being the that he is, started creating a massive shit of things. Then he added a blob of apathy to the mix and voilà, randomness was brought into its utterly existence. Randomness continued to exist largely unaltered throughout the verily ages following its conception.Though with randomness, you can't really be sure of anything. You never know when it's gonna stab you in the back.
Hey, what are all those random adverbs and adjectives doing in my sentences? There! It happened again! Weird. Well, whatever. Next section, here we come!
==Randomness and science==
Randomness and science have had a passionate relationship ever since the latter came into its indiscriminately existence. They would often have violently rows, after which they'd completely ignore each other as if the other didn't exist, followed by hot make-up sex.
==Randomness and religion==
Randomness and religion have had a connection throughout history. Just take the basic premises of a couple of our religions:
*, also known as and <choose><option></option><option></option></choose>, likes to boss people around, smite people he doesn't like and impregnate women.
*<choose><option>J</option><option></option></choose><choose><option>ss</option><option></option></choose>, son of And according to some people, at the same time also himself. This rumor was probably started by an elaborate troll that wanted to point out what random crazy things people will believe if you proclaim yourself to be a messenger of ., had to die on the <choose><option></option><option>cross</option><option>Mount Everest</option><option>telephone pole</option><option>pile of hotdogs</option></choose> because else would've been incapable of forgiving our sins and would've locked us all up <choose><option></option><option>in </option><option>in hell</option><option>in our room</option></choose> to <choose><option>play dice games</option><option>play card games</option><option>fornicate</option><option>vomit</option><option>urinate</option><option>pee in our pants</option><option>burn</option><option>starve</option><option>party our asses off</option><option>relax</option><option></option><option>do Mad Libs</option></choose> for the rest of eternity.
*, or as he now preferred to be called, decided that all the names in the previous scriptures were off a little bit and dictated the most up to date scripture to a guy named . He also told about the 72 white he'd recently added to his paradise, though used a random made-up word to describe the latter, causing much confusion afterwards.
*There is no and we should all live our lives according to the teachings of an androgynous guy who joined a grunge band and who's often mixed up with a tiny statue of a fat dude.
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==Randomness and ==
Randomness and are inherently linked notions. You can't have one without the other. I remember last time when I was some , the randomness was all over the place. Wait, what am I saying? Randomness has about as much to do with as with, say, . Man, the randomness is really getting to me.
All right people, I'm throwing the <choose><option>towel</option><option>ring</option><option></option></choose> in the <choose><option></option><option>towel</option><option>ring</option></choose>. This article has become so vigorously <choose><option></option><option>random</option><option>predictable</option></choose> that it's effectively pointless to try to continue it. There's one thing I'd like to say in conclusion, however. 
==The random number 109007732774081==
This number is really random. There's no useful information stored in it. But now I define it to mean "content-free". You can try to convert it into hexadecimal, but there will still be no information at all. It's just random. However, if you somehow manage to get anything meaningful and full of content with it, then you are probably stupid.
==See also==
*Random-access memoryThe place where this article is stored on your computer; .
*Random gibberish
*User:Pugsleyfan69420/The Jong Invades Notepad
*Random humorI.e. humor that utilizes randomness to be funny and thus inadvertently derandomizes said randomness.
*Random Uncyclopedia articleWarning! Randomness may not be suitable for younger audiences. Click at your own risk.
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==Footnotes==
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