Naruto

Yeah, the Naruto (ナルト, NARUTO) manga series is all right. It's got ninjas, which is pretty cool, I guess. It's written and illustrated by mangaka Masashi Kishimoto. He must be rich now. It's got an anime adaptation, which probably gives him more money.
==Plot==
I don't care much for the plot and don't pay attention to it that often. But I'm an article-writer, so it's my duty to write about the plot the best that I can. Twelve years before the start of the series, Naruto Uzumaki was born. Oh, and there was this big stink about a giant racoon or something. Anyway, Naruto was a social reject until he beat up a ninja. He got away with it by claiming that the ninja was evil. Naruto was made a ninja himself for his "brave" "actions".
So Naruto is doing pretty good, right? Wrong! He's still a scrub! The non-scrub ninja select him to be put in Team 7, with two fellow scrubs. I don't really like using the word "scrub". It reminds me of that one TV show. This has a TV show too. I like that one I'm not talking about better, I guess. So these three young ninja are assigned with to form a three-person team under an experienced sensei named Kakashi Hatake.
Unfortunately, everything beyond this goes into spoiler territory, and no one likes that. So I have to move on to the next part, which is about the characters that make up the cast of – [looks up at title] – Naruto.
==Characters==
Nobody likes characters without personality. But too much personality can make the manga just characters bragging about themselves. Naruto treads this line by heavily featuring many of its characters in one story arc, removing them for several story arcs, and plopping them down back in the plot later with a new look. The following characters are (mostly) exempt from this rule due to their importance.
Naruto Uzumaki
When they were giving out brains, Naruto got what I believe is a red panda instead. The plot revolves around Naruto and – hey! I already told you about the plot. Go look up there if you want to know about this guy. Go. I'll wait.
Sazgay (Sasuke) Uchiha
Naruto's first teammate. He wants to have revenge against his brother Itachi for killing his whole family except for him – making Sasuke a true role model for twelve-year-old children like him everywhere. Seeing everyone he loved murdered before his eyes has also caused him to act all dark and angsty ... friggin' emo ... 
Sakura Haruno
 entirely useless, Sakura has no skills and will Suck For ever in Naruto.
Cuckashi (Kakashi) Hatake
The leader of team 7, who spends most of his time protecting his students and keeping them unified. However, he was not a good enough leader to keep a twelve-year-old Sasuke from defecting to one of the major villains' side. It also might have been because of that one technique he often used.
Konahamaru - Naruto's first babysitting job. Naruto would do a number of babysitting jobs throughout his career for spoiled rich brats under the title of "bodyguard". Most people in the village found "Konahamaru" too difficult to pronounce, so they just called him "Honorable Grandson" until he became a ninja. 
Sai 
Sasuke's replacement. Unlike angsty teenagers who merely whine about how they have no social skills, Sai really does not, in fact, have any social skills, as instead of actual experience his Umbridgian superiors forced him to get acquainted with the subject through a series of educational videos (this is not said outright, but heavily implied). Sai's main weapon is the deadly art of insultery, as seen in the following example.
Sai: You're weak. Do you even have a penis?Guybrush: Why? Did you want to borrow one? (Guybrush wins).
Yamato
Kakashi's temporary replacement. He controls wood – not like that, pervert! Now my mind's all dirty.
Jiraiya (Also known as "Pervy Sage") But my mind still isn't as dirty as Jiraiya's! His story involvement is "small" at first but gets "larger" as the "plot" progresses. His story eventually reaches its "climax" when he enters the Akatsuki "hideout". He also has a sexy pet frog. Rumor has it that the frog is as big as his (cough, cough) is small. 
Gaara - Not much is known about Gaara other than that he is a very mysterious character who usually hides his head in the sand, and lives in the next village over. He is rumored to hide many other things in that same sand. 
Orochimaru
Black-haired, pale, and noseless, Orochimaru is a major antagonist. He was the source of many of the events of the series until he brutally was killed off by Sasuke.In the Dragon Ball Z sense of the word.
Tsunade
The current Hokage, whose most distinctive feature is her large, round, eyes. Before she became Hokage, she was known as "The Legendary Sucker".No really.
Rock Lee - The student of This Guy. Like his mentor, he overdoes everything as long as it involves physical activity, but falls short when it comes to techniques requiring intelligence and mental power. He even has the same color uniform and haircut as that guy. He was injured in a fight, but now wears weights under his bandages to protect his legs. 
This Guy - This Guy was once featured in a toothpaste commercial and in a gym commercial. He has mastered many martial arts techniques except for the middle finger salute. He still cannot quite get that one right, and uses his thumb instead. He likes to brag about the time he walked around the village on his hands while doing a handstand the whole way after losing a game of rock/paper/scissors. 
Akatsuki
An evil, evil organization who wants to capture all of the giant animals in the world. Its members are killed off one by one shortly after they take off their cloaks. Many fans believe their cloaks are composed of mithril.
Itachi Uchiha
Sasuke's older brother, who killed the entire Uchiha family (except for Sasuke) because he wanted to make a mark on the popular consciousness. Currently in Akatsuki, trying to escape being killed off, as his usefulness to the plot seems to have recently expired.
That Person
A mysterious Person about which nothing is known, except that he/she/it caused "That Incident" by using "That Technique". Many people, including most of Akatsuki, have claimed to be That Person, but none has ever been able to prove it. That Person also arranged a meeting between the Leaf Village and the Going Merry via carrier pigeon. Only Sasuke arrived first, since he "just happened" to be outside the Leaf Village at the time. Pirate Captain Luffy offered Sasuke the opportunity to join his crew, and the rest is history.
==Anime==
If a manga manages to stick around for a while, it automatically receives an anime adaptation. Naruto's anime adaptation is most notable for its year-long streak of fillers (episodes not derived from the manga), which were critically acclaimed by almost everyone who watched them. The fillers served as the Jar-Jar Binks-style comic relief to the Qui-Gon-style blandness of the manga storyline.
But if downloading a subtitled Japanese broadcast version isn't your forté, you'll be interested in the English adaptation which airs on Adult Swim's TV-PG-oriented evening lineup. Don't worry if you don't know what anyone's talking about. Watch enough episodes and you'll be tearing through the anime as effectively as Sasuke's Chidori tore through Sabaku no Gaara's Suna no Tate during the third Chunin exams! If this sentence makes any sense to you, I deeply and sincerely apologize for introducing you to the Naruto anime.
==Fandom==
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As seen above, many fans have constructive criticism for Naruto. Not all fans are like this, however. Many fans have blind, unrelenting faith in the series. These "Naruphiles" are zombie-like in their endless support of the series. The following is a Naruphile's response to the above quote.
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Note the subtle interplay between the respective first sentences. The first fan applies capitalization liberally, while the second mostly shuns it except for two inexplicable outbursts.
==Reception (by me)==
I guess I like Naruto a lot more now. I mean, looking over the series, the plot isn't ridiculous like in Yu-gi-oh! and there aren't any plot holes like in Dragon Ball Z. If I had to call myself a "critic" or a "Naruphile", I would be a "fair-weather fan", i.e. siding with whomever I feel like. Since that was not one of the choices, however, I would fail the test, and probably the class as well. That reminds me ... I have to finish my homework for math(s) class. I'll just wrap this article up quick, then.
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