Homosexuality

Homosexuality, as the name implies, is the sexuality of "homos", a type of parrot. These colorful birds can often be found biting the beaks of persons who try to feed them through the bars of a cage. Birds whose coloration and mating rituals (such as constant buttsex) seem to not serve any functional role in terms of Survival of the Fittest; in fact, scientists believe that evolution should have killed them off a long time ago. Nevertheless they, like peacocks and scientists, are common to this day.
Homosexuality used to be reviled, even denied. Bird owners simply wanted to deny that homos had sex in the first place. Religious groups suggested that these colorful creatures should be allowed to fly free, but that any and all sexuality should rightfully be done in a lab, by breeders.
The sexuality of parrots has existed for many thousands of years, suggest scientists, who maintain that it is a natural process up with and without which animal breeders should simply put. The plight of these birds has become something of a national issue, with specialty stores and bars cropping up along highways from east to west catering to homosexuality. The parrots seem grateful and a bit overwhelmed...
==The "other" form of homosexuality==
There exists another aspect of homosexuality often ascribed to the act of two or more of the same sex embracing in intercourse. This behavior is debated among top researchers and experimenters to be either an abomination of God or the most fabulous lifestyle in modern culture.
Its origins are obscure and relatively unknown, but the first documented traces of this behavior appear during the Greco-Roman era, but at the time it was referred to as "wrestling". The Greeks, of course, were all as gay as modern playwrights.
===Causes of the "other" homosexuality===
Scientists believe there are chromosomes in the human imposed during birth that determine the sexual preference of an individual, but some scientists– most commonly psychologists– impose the "Catholic priesthood" theory of homosexuality which suggests this behavior can become an acquired preference.
A leading environmental cause of homosexuality is bad Internet porn. Several Christian citizens' protest groups are currently forming to demand the public-subsidized availability of nannyware which ensures children's site requests are rerouted away from bad or "educational" porn to the highest quality images on the Internet.
In the modern world, especially since 2000 and Bush's neo-conservativism, homosexuality has had a lot to do with communist ideals and social leadership talents where all the problematic girls around you with imperfect love lives sing to your subconscious with all their heart and almost push you to become a girl yourself.
==Does homosexuality actually exist?==
While contemporary literature and media frequently refer to homosexuals and homosexual activity, most scientists agree: Homosexuality almost certainly exists only as a fairytale and theoretical philosophy (similar to nihilism), and it is extremely unlikely that any person has ever had an actual homosexual experience in real life. If this were not the case then the human race, it is argued, would have disappeared from existence many millennia ago.
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