Spingebill Orders a Large Cappuccino but gets a Small Latte

So, Spingebill was going to Starbucks before going to the Krusty Krab to start work like usual, but this time he was feeling adventurous, so he ordered a large cappuccino instead of a regular sized mocha. His friend, Patrick had told him cappuccinos were in so thats why Spingebill ordered it.
He could smell the goodness of the cappuccino, wait no... something didn't smell right, so he opened the lid to the cup to reveal IT WAS A SMALL LATTE! Spingebill went into a complete rage! He shouted at the nice lady who has bought him the latte "YOU FUCKING IMBECILE I WANTED A LARGE CAPPUCCINO NOT A SMALL LATTE!!!!" He picked up a table and threw it out a window, completely shattering it.
The nice lady stuttered out "I-I'm sorry Sir i'll get you a large cap-cappuccino!" "NO, NO FUCKING APOLOGIES IM GONNA HAVE YOU SUED!" Spingebill shot back. One of the five customers in the room looked like he was secretly calling 911 and telling them the situation so Spingebill shot lasers out of his eyes and burned the customer to a pile of ashes, two of the customers tried to get up and run but Spingebill used telekineses to hold them down.
The other two workers in the back who made the coffee were shivering in fear from the noises they heard. Spingebill used his echolocation to sense they were shivering, so he used telekinesis to pull them out of the back room.
Spingebill exclaimed with rage "YOU SHOULD REALLY BE BLAMED, YOU MADE THE WRONG COFFEE!!!" One of the workers from the back said "N-N-No she pu-put the order in wro-wrong!" And with that information Spingebill gave the worker who brought the latte out a cold look and a few seconds afterwards she let out a blood curdling scream, and she had burst into flames.
"AHHHHHH! AHHHH!!!" She screamed running around the room. Spingebill gave a small grin and a little kid who was one of the 4 customers who remained started crying. He was with his mother, the kid seemed about 6 and he had a small hot chocolate and Spingebill asked "Hey little boy do you like that hot chocolate?" He nodded his head with hesitation, his mother said with fear "Ple-Please don't hurt us!" and Spingebill, with a snap of his finger, turned the boy into a pool of blood and organs.
"AHHHHHH NOOOO!" Screamed the mother with terror, and Spinglebill gave a huge smile and took a bloody spatula and killed one of the last 3 customers by slicing him with the modified spatula, not only was a bloody but it was sharp, he decapitated that cutomer.
Anybody was to traumatized to say anything, and one of the workers in the back who looked like a 16 year old in a hoodie saying 'Spring Field Basketball' darted for the door and tried opening them, but Spingebill took the precaution of locking all exits. WIthout any words, Spingebill turned him into a krabby patty and ate it.
The mother of the 6 year old who was only a pool of blood and organs now darted towards Spingebill with a nail sharpener all in one, it had a file for nails, some scissors for split ends and a sharp blade, for cuticle purposes.
She ran towards Spingebill with the blade of the sharpener and stabbed him right in the heart, if he even had one... and she stabbed him repeatedly and blood poured out of him and his eyes turned a hollowed black... and he died.
The last customer, who was watching in horror, besides the brutal mother who had killed Spingebill since he had killed her son, was an obese black man who had a burger in his hand this whole time, he looked about 35. Also the final worker from the back, who had shattered a glass plate a top of his head to become unconscious, for he didn't want to be awake to feel the pain when Spingebill would have killed him, were lucky. They didn't have to feel Spingebills wrath.
The brutal mother had to go to court, then jail afterwards for 25 years for sponge slaughter was a hero. The obese black man is still in the same position from when the little kid turned into a pool of blood and organs is now suffering from traumatic shock, is stuck in that position. But the worker from the back just... disappeared.
And then his body was found... ripped limb from limb in a pool of blood... and it that blood written on the wall of his house where he has murdered said... 'IM READY, IM READY'. Spingebill had killed this man. Spingebill doesn't want anyone to know what really happened, or else his life would be over. No one can tell anybody, for no one believes the convict, (the mother), the worker was murdered so he can't talk, and the obese man is in shock so he can't talk.
And now that you know the information, Spingebill will get you... run away before he gets you... and remember Spingebill sees and knows all... Spingebill is not what he seems.
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