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McWorship

right|thumb|200px|Late 90's Logo style
McWorship's Corporation is the world's leading chain fast-prayer chapels, just above Prayer King in market dominance.
Founded by Reverand Ray Kroc in the early 20th century, it's devout belief in the religions of the world has kept it healthy among both the Eastern and Western territories.
== Foundations in History ==
Rev. Ray Kroc received the inspiration for the chapel while working and watching C-SPAN television. Taking a loan from the Pope, he opened the first McWorship's in the Vatican City. Shortly after it's conception, it became a whole franchised church, the first of it's kind. It became famous very quickly for it's ground-breaking Pray-Thru, which was perfect for religious citizens on the go. But what truly set it in the business was it's strangely remarkable religious aptitude, which hosted not only Christianity, but also other religions such as Buddhism and even Satanism.
== Supported Religions ==
*Christianity
*Buddhism
*Satanism
*Hinduism
*Islam
*Pastafarianism
== Current Menu ==
This menu is a listing of the most popular combos on their Extra-Purity list.
*Big God, a popular Christian prayer session.
*Quarter Allah, an all-beef favorite among Islamic worshipers.
*Big N'Meaty, a quick, yet supple, amount of Pastafarian blessing.
*McJesii, favorite of Christians, it disappears for 3 years and reappears for a triumphant return.
*Filet-o-Brahmin, short and sweet Hindu session.
*Satan Selects, perfect for the Satanist on the go.
A special meal was produced only at night before closing times, titled The Last Supper, which consisted of Communion wafers and Wine. After minor protests, it was discontinued.
== Children's Meals ==
Over the years, McWorship's decided to make it's menu more kid-friendly. Thus, the Happy Sermon was created. It consisted of a selected minister and a toy. Popular toys in the Happy Sermons include:
*Jesus Christ Action Figure
*Suicide Fred, the Martyr
*Selected Bible of Choice
*HowTo Novels, such as HowTo:Draw a Pentagram
*FSM Coloring book
== McWorship's in Modern Times ==
McWorship's new CEO, Minister Ronald McDonald is currently attempting to bring McWorship a wider variety of religions shortly after complaints laid forward by many extremists. The latest strike has been the production of the movie, "Baptise Me", featuring the effects on a man over time as he partakes in the many different religions every day for 30 days. The effect of this movie has devastated the McWorship hierarchy, as many death threats have arrived on the desk of Minister McDonald. It still manages to maintain a stranglehold on the industry, despite the flop. 
It's rival, Prayer King, has also attempted to modernize it's menu selection, but maintains a primarily Christian facility.
== Events ==
Over the years, McWorship has held many public events to aid its community, the most recent being Jesii-Fest . The fatality count is still rising.
== See Also ==
*McJesus
*McDonalds
*The Church of the Ironic Cheesecake.Inc
 
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Me

thumb|I LOVE IRAQ
I am even willing to try it with a sixty nine year old woman!!! I'm getting YOUNGER AND older and need excietment!
i was born in JAPAN during the hippe revoulution so I AM A TOTAL FLOWER CHILD and I dig WORLD PEACE LOL but i consider myself a conscervative... BUSH is a HERO and all you LIBERAL FAGS can go to hell and rot!!!!! He loves AMERICA and yoyu DON'T.
 
When I'm at home i Iove to watch other shows tho like The Pirce Is Right, Bob Barker is so funny! And Im part of a female bowling league (BOISE REGIONAL SECONDPLACE CHAMPIONS 2005 WHOO!). my ex husband is a bastard, i hate him!!!!
userspace aritcles are not supposed to be featured but MINE IS!! i'm so happy
JAPAN ISTHE GREATEST COUNTRYON EARTH, BECAUSE I LIVE THERE!!!!
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Meaty Amin

Chef Meaty Amin's Gourmet Microwave Entrees is a popular easy-to-cook crap food, popular in the United States, Uganda, Saudi Arabia, and the thousands of nameless islands in the middle of nowhere where they still have cannibalism. Head chef Idi Amin uses a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices to bring out the savory, natural flavor of the freshly prepared human. Oh, sorry, I meant to say chicken.
==Recipe==
===Ingredients===
* 1 pinch of basil
* 1 tablespoon of oregano
* 2 cups yam
* 2 cups carrot
* 2 chickens
* 1 cup mushroom
===Instructions===
# Cut up the yams, carrots, mushrooms, and meat into cubes.
# Combine the yams, carrots, and mushrooms in a bowl.
# Cook the meat.
# Add the meat into the bowl and mix.
# Enjoy!
==Flavors==
Chef Meaty Amin's Gourmet Microwave Entrees comes in five succulent flavors that are illegal in every country except Papua New Guinea. All dishes are free of MSG-laden Asians and are completely kosher. Look for them at your local grocer!
===Original===
Our house favorite! Made with pureed yams, potatoes, carrots, babies, string beans, mushrooms, and Teamsters; topped with a sweet and spicy Defense Minister sauce.
===Extra Spicy===
For pure culinary thrill seekers! Chef Amin starts with a naturally spicy diced Latino and tops it with tamales, bell peppers, jalapeños, habanero, chipotle, and ground vagrant. Ole!
===Bland===
Made for old white people, out of old white people! Chef Amin's easy-to-digest meals are perfect for the elderly. You should feed them to your elder every day, so when they die, they'll be nice and fat, and you'll have more to go around!
===Italiano===
Send your mouth on a gondola ride! Chef Amin himself goes out every morning to hand-pick the finest meats from a trench outside a mafia controlled city in Sicily. He then tops them with fresh tomato sauce and hand-grated Parmesan cheese. May contain body hair, bigotry, and other Italian stereotypes!
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===Texas Homestyle===
Yee haw! That gourmet varmint Chef Amin made a helpin' of Texas chili with a real kick! He took chopped United States Congressmen and topped 'em with beans, spices, and the spirit of the Lone Star state. Darn tootin'!
==Also Available==
*Meaty Amin's Ballpark Style Hotdogs! We just repackaged other companies' hotdogs because they're made out of people anyway!
*Emperor Amin's Spicy Hufu Wok! Available until Idi realizes it's Asian and expels it from his kitchen!
*All Natural Vegetarian Options! Made with real vegetarians!
==See Also==
*Soylent Green
*Idi Amin
*Uganda
*KFC
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Mechagodzilla

Mecha Gojira, better english named as Mecha Godzilla, was a giant mechanical robotic mecha dinosaur kaiju in the Godzilla universe after his apperances since then in 1974.
as of and these numerous Mechagodzillas like Mecha-G 1974, Mecha-G 1993, Mecha-G 2002 and Mecha-G 2017 then 2020 Mecha-G.
==Several Mecha Gs==
Mechagodzilla 1 built as destrucive machine in January 12, 1973 by Alien Simians. then in January 12, 1974, they attempted to destroy Godzilla and King Ceasar fights Mechagodzilla and then destroyed the head of Mechagodzilla and explodes. in January 22, 1975, they another built a second called Mechagodzilla 1975 allied by the serpentine dinosaur named Titanosaurus fights Godzilla in the middle of alien battle.
In 1992, G-Force to built a new version of Mechagodzilla 2 alongside with aircraft called Garuda, to fight Rodan and Godzilla in 1994.
In 2000, JSDF they uses the larger bones of Godzilla 54' to created Mechagodzilla 3 aka, Kiryu in 2002-2003 to fight Godzilla in a kick-ass brawl outside of Japan. and Kiryu follows Godzilla down to the sea and never see again.
==Films==
*Godzilla Vs. The Cosmic Monster 1974/1977 USA
*The Terror Of Godzilla 1975/1978 USA
*Godzilla Vs. MechaGodzilla 2 1993/1999 USA
*Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla 2002/2004 USA
*Godzilla Tokyo S.O.S. 2003/2004 US
*Godzilla, Battle Royale Fan-Film 2014
*Godzilla, Planet of The Monsters 2017/2018 USA
*Ready Player One (Iron Giant and King Kong vs. Mechagodzilla vs. Gundam) 2018
*Godzilla, City On The Edge of Battle 2018
*Godzilla Vs. Kong (Godzilla Vs. King Kong, Nozuki and Mecha-Godzilla)'" 2021
==See also==
*Rodan
*King Ghidorah
*Godzilla
*King Kong
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Medal of Honor (2010 video game)

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Media

Media may refer to: 
== Communications ==
* Media (communication), tools used to store and deliver information or data
** Advertising media, various media, content, buying and placement for advertising
** Conservative media
** Electronic media, communications delivered via electronic or electromechanical energy
** Hypermedia, media with hyperlinks
** Liberal media
** Liberal media conspiracy
** Mass media, all means of mass communications
** Print media, communications delivered via paper or canvas
** Published media, any media made available to the public
== Titles/names ==
=== Business ===
* Virgin Media
* Pitchfork Media
=== Mythology ===
* Medea, the daughter of King Aeëtes of Colchis in Greek mythology
== Religion ==
*Haiku summaries of media
== See also ==
*HowTo:Criticize the Media
*Media Code of Ethics
Medical Field

The Medical Field is located in Columbia somewhere over the river and through the woods, past grandmother's house, to the west of the Oompa Loompa village over Smurf Mountain, just around the river bend next to a contraband of robotic MacGyver loving communists. In order to correctly locate the medical field, one must step through the door of a little shack and shout, "WORKED UP SO SEXUAL!" as loud as possible. A few moments afterward a little white monk named Fred will take you over the River Styx and, alas, you are there.
== Dangers ==
The Medical Field is one of the most dangerous places in the cosmos, which is why God made it so hard to find. The first thing you may notice when you reach it is the mounds of bodies lying all over in sporadic lumps. It can only be assumed that these are the victims of Medical Malpractice. 
=== Things to beware while crossing the Medical Field ===
*Mad Scientists
*The Great Depression
*Monsoons
*Syringes
*Robot Chicken
*Turn-based RPGs
*Illegal Aliens
*etc.
== After Crossing the Medical Field ==
If you successfully cross the Medical Field, it is said that you become The King Of All Cosmos, but none of this is completely certain; everyone who attempts to is turned into a giant teed who eats Oompa Loompas to live. 
The only person in the whole world to ever successfully cross the medical field is Michael Jackson, but he turned around when he found out he couldn't molest little boys anymore. It is assumed that his current appearance is blamed on this. 
== The Purpose ==
The only purpose for the medical field is the disposal of corpses involved in medical malpractice. It is also a burial ground for all winners of the Hi-Ho award. The medical field is also where every instrument used in Operation! come from; most of the instruments can be found near the mounds of rotting corpses.
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Medicine

Medicine is used to treat individuals who suffer from whatever ailments it's possible to convince them they have. Physically medicines are brightly colored, have the features of appealing sweets, and are usually kept under the careful watchful eye of the elderly and small children.
==Medicine==
Medicines are often large and have basic numbers painted on the coating so they are easy to see. Some medicines are taken orally, but on occasion require inhalation through oral cavities, and inserting by means of other bodily crevices. Most medicines come complete with stickers or amusing wrap, usually for the psychological healing they provide to your inner child.
Medicinal practices have existed since it was possible to sell people things but are often a resort when extensive electroshock therapy fails. People who utilize medicine, or can deliver excellent speeches and tenderize fabulous beef, are called doctors. Doctors are either pawns of the dark side, or light side of the force, depending on their tutelage, and often become evil, requiring a Mad Doctrine. However many who specialize in medication can become a pharmacist which is essential for ensuring that everyone stays addicted to whatever they may be taking.
==Untreated Illnesses==
Many famous people have actually discovered medicines which really are effective in treating sick people, however some cannot be treated by medicine in its current state. A short list includes:
*Modern Liberalism
*Death
*The expanding "Saw" franchise
*Genital Warts and other genital defects
*Zombies
*Chicken Pox
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==Cure/Diagnosis==
*Headache- Head amputation- No head, no headache, problem solved. 
*Finger itch - finger amputation - No finger, no itch, problem solved.
*Cold- See headache.
==Profession in Medicine==
Individuals seeking a profession in medicine are first cleansed by holy water and large Lufa sponges, and then deposited in a germ-free environment. If they pass the brutal hazing process they become a Doctor. A Doctor is a result of many years parental and/or espousal abuse, overturned picnic baskets, several strange fetishes, and lack of a soul. Doctors are often found near open pools of water, in which they lay their eggs.
==Users Of Medication==
Medications (multiple or varying Medicines) have been used to help a great many people, like Norma Jean, Daryl Strawberry, The entire band “Nickleback”, people named “Cotton”, astronauts (like Tom Hanks), Jeff Goldblum, Dirty Harry, Cleanly Harry, Hazelnut fever suffers (such as Billy Joel…and only Billy Joel), Kermit The Frog (and his agronomist sex partners), Jack NelSON, Johnny The Lump, Harvey Hemorrhoid, John Knoxville, Gregory Nelson, The second hooded figure in the feature film “Army Of Darkness”, Ben Stine, Groggle, Multi-million dollar rap artist Cringe, and Matt Sharp. 
==See also==
*Towels
*Side effects
 
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Mediocre Britain

The less interesting and less great younger brother of Great Britain, Mediocre Britain features far less in terms of cultural and political value in the world. A close personal ally with the United Spades of Amerika, although they do not know it yet.
==History==
Mediocre Britain was founded in 1390 by Alfie J. Higgins, who defected from Great Britain because it was too much pressure to keep the title of "Great" justly. Higgins lead a generation of people who desired lower standards and relaxed procedure to their promised land. (The promise was "not really kept".) Mediocre was A-OK to these jolly folk, who began customs and culture differ from those of Great Britain. Mediocre Britain never developed into a military or economic power because of the laziness of its inhabitants. Between 1420 and 1900 absolutely nothing of note occurred because somebody lost the channel changer and nobody bothered to look for it. It was found accidentally on 31 October 1900 in the outhouse, next to the new copy of Vibe.
==Politics and economy==
Currently Mediocre Britain is second to last (right above the United States of America) in terms of congressional work days. There are only twelve members in the Parliament because the rest quit to pursue either golf or fly fishing. Settling bills within fifteen minutes (on average) by carefully flipping a coin, they spend the rest of the day watching Keeping Up Appearances on BBC.
==Culture==
thumb|300px|This 8x10 glossy is the most coveted Medibritish artifact.
Culturally speaking, Mediocre Britain is disappointing as well. Their biggest national holiday, Remembrance Day, is usually marked down on calendars but forgotten because, well, nobody remembers to look at their calendars.
Customs include sitting, watching TV, and eating.
The most popular sport in Mediocre Britain is armchair football. In this game people sit in armchairs and kick around a soccer ball, trying to score a goal. Every game has ended 1-0 because nobody wants to get the ball after it has been scored.
Music tastes have remained steady since the nation's birth: "Elevator music". The most popular Medibritish elevator music band of all time are known as "The Burtles", after Mediocre Britain's national hero, Burt Reynolds. However, the greatest Medibritish hit of all time is "The Real Slim Britty" by girl duo M&M probably because the notions that they are the true Brits and that they are slim (only in a convex mirror) hit close to home.
===A list of Medibritish contributions to culture===
*Extreme laziness
*Automatic doors
*Escalators
*Warm piss water
*Nectar loyalty cards
*Aran Sweaters
*Motorway Service Stations
*Winslet fatalism
*A few other things
==The future==
The future is bright for Mediocre Britain, but not too bright. Medibritish have sensitive eyes and don't like a whole lot of light.
Mediocre Britain is looking forward to renewed cable TV subscriptions by 2030, and the eventual return of TiVo.
 
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Mediterranean Sea

The Mediterranean Sea , officially "Mediterroneo Sea", it was born at the beginning as imperial swimming pool, and you/he/she was built by the Babylonians on instructions of the flourishing firm Ikea. Only after the construction the mesopotamicis realized that the Scandinavians had furnished them bolts of whipped cream climbed on. The result of this prophetic error is our marvelous fauna, the climate moderate, the wonder of the coast smeralda, the fishes to three radioactive heads and the hours of traffic in highway, in August, without conditioned air, and with Little Tony that it clogs him to gust in a paleolitich stereo.
== The etymology == 
 
The first ones to give a specific name to this sea were the Latin: in fact the people mesopotamicis limited him to call him/it "that cosos great great that is after all to street Madruj that seems a great basin to wash him the feet." Therefore the Latins opted for Sea Sea, but fearing that the Greek you/they could vindicate the affiliation of the same they decided to call him/it Nostrum Sea.
Still not satisfied they decided to also affix a subtitle:
 
Subsequently all the European regions decided to give a proper name to the Mediterranean:
 
 
 
 
 
==Description==
The Mediterranean can best be described as the dumping ground for all the waste produced by Europe, in that not only does Europe export all its unwanted merchandise, but also most people spend two weeks of every year going there to burn till they look like overdone foie gras.
The species known as celery tried to invade the Mediterranean, but shrivelled up like John Leslie's scrotum after a particularly hard night out on Carol Smillie.
Murphy's third law states that: "If any bad is going to happen, it'll happen in the Mediterranean"
According to scientists, the only other place worse than the colonic irrigation that is the Mediterranean is in fact, Australia, since the Mediterranean does not have the vermin problem that Australia suffers from... Australians.
==Countries==
* Italy (Malta, Vatican City, San Marino)
* Spain
* Portugal
* Southern France
* Greece
* Turkey
==Trivia==
*The people of the Mediterranean exist solely on Olive oil, which is derived by squeezing the Bariscotin from them in giant presses known as Wales.
*Women who travel to the Mediterranean often go with the intention of finding themselves an exotic husband, however since there is only one man in the entire native populace there would appear to be approximately 2,645,726 women married to a man called Paolo Kintinkera, which is currently known to be one of John Leslie's pseudonyms.
*The Mediterranean smells of George W. Bush.
*Mediterranean actually means We couldn't think of something good, so we thought of something no one can pronounce.
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MegaHAL

MegaHALv8
Copyright (C) 1998 Jason Hutchens
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MegaHAL: chance someone shot me"), setting yourself up to eight fighters
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MegaHAL: of posts here tends to be druids.
User: Hi, MegaHAL. Could you tell me what you are?
MegaHAL: I know you. Your name is megahal.
User: What? No, *you're* MegaHAL.
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MegaHAL: the difference. Bass's head is not megahal. My name is
MegaHAL: megahal.
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MegaHAL: I like to think that i have to be fundamentally different from
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User: #quit
Uh... there you have it, folks. I guess.
That is all.
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