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Emulator h8ters

I must warn you all, before I am assassinated by ninjas hired by Nintendo's Miyamoto himself to NOT emulate. after the experience I'm about to have, I won't be able to emulate ever again, now, let me tell you my tale of sad, sad, woe.
it all started back when I got into emulating. One of the games I emulated the most was Mario 64, I emulated it on my smart fridge, phone, computer, you name it, I was quite the fanatic, but that's not what this story is about.
one day, the emulation group I was in warned us about a threat called the "Emulator h8ters." apparently, these people would hack into computers without the owner knowing and edit their emulators to make them scary. Once the deed was done, the person who they hacked went offline after playing the emulator, forever! I was shocked, flabbergasted, absolutely shunned! How dare they harm our harmless fun! But I felt I had nothing to worry, I was just a nobody who plays Mario 64 "illegally", there's no way they would go after a nobody like me. 
I was sadly wrong.
one day, I load up my Mario 64 emulator to play my favorite game on the computer, but instead of the goofy Mario head that's usually at the title screen, instead there were just the words "EPIC MARIO GAME U STOLE!!!" I thought that this was just a simple glitch or maybe even an easter egg, so I hit start. when I loaded into the game, Mario was staring at the camera, he had hyper realistic skin acne and spoke some horrifying words to me.
"HEY-A MOTHERA FUCKA, MARIO A-KNOW YOUR-A SINS, YOU TRIED TO MOTHAFUCKIN EMULATE, WE DONT DO-A THAT AT NINTENDO, I MARIO FROM MARIO 64 OF NINTENDO, CURSE THEEE!!!!"
I was frozen in fear, the emulator shut off, and on my screen, there was a simple message.
"Us here at Nintendo h8 Emulation, we are going to teach you a lesson."
I locked all my doors to the house. To make sure no cops or Nintendo themselves could get into my home. I slept fearing I might die, but nothing happened.
This morning, I woke up, took a piss, went to the bathroom, looked at the mirror, and screamed.
I had the same hyper realistic skin acne as Mario! I looked out my window, and Nintendo ninjas, wearing bright red were waiting at my doorstep, to kill me!
All I can really do now is write this story, and hope it reaches someone, I warn you all......
DO. NOT. EMULATE.
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Category:Mario
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Encanto: The Killer

The Santa Marias, a family in the Philippines, were casually going to watch the recent Disney movie Encanto on the TV channel ABS-CBN's Kapamilya Blockbusters block. If you're wondering, Encanto is a movie about a Colombian family with magic powers (save for one member, Mirabel) who live in a sentient, magical house during the post-colonial era.
They prepared some popcorn and soda, and turned off the lights, but they found out something would go wrong. Very wrong.
__NOTOC__
==The Movie==
The movie started off as anticipated, with the opening, the first minutes, even the famous "We don't talk about Bruno" song, and then the climax where the Casita collapses due to an argument, and the Madrigals lose not just their home, but their powers. 
This was temporary, for a musical number saw the Madrigals rebuild the Casita, and its magic being restored. But something else was temporary too. It was the happy atmosphere that would be cut short once this happened...
==The Killer Arrives==
Towards what could've been the end, the new family picture was ripped apart by a pair of unknown hands. An unseen figure, concealed within black clothing and a faceless white mask, was making his way to the rebuilt Casita. With weapons in hand, he snuck inside the magical house.
The Casita didn't notice, even though it was sentient, because it was asleep along with the other Madrigal members. That is until the killer snuck into Mirabel's room and bludgeoned her to death, awakening the house and trying to stop the killer by throwing him off the ledge near the room. His mask fell off in the process, but there was no glimpse of the killer's true face yet.
==The Rampage==
He put his mask back on after falling, and then proceeded to go upstairs to Isabel's room anyway where the killer stabbed her until she dropped dead. Then he proceeded to hack we don't talk about Bruno with an axe, killing him. Finally he beheaded Alma with his knife and mutilated Luisa with the axe, but to end his rampage without having to shed too much blood, he proceeded to pour a mix of gasoline and kerosene onto the floor of the Casita. 
After setting a bottle of the leftover petrol ablaze with a lit match, the resulting fire ripped through the helpless Casita, trapping the rest of the Madrigals inside and killing them. The killer fled the burning Casita and took off his white mask. That was when everyone started pooping in their pants, for it was Sonic.EXE who was the culprit. Then the screen faded to static as Sonic.EXE's red eyes stared deep into the family's souls.
==Aftermath==
The entire family were shocked. That night, they had the same nightmare of them suffering the same fate as the Madrigals.
So they never watched Encanto again.
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EncyclopediaDramatica.EXE

When I was 21 I used to worship transgender porn and 4chan. I devoted my life to making sure that after Mr. Brown's (hehe brown = poop) class ended I would get home and stare at naked taiwanese hookers. Eventually I saved up $65 and rented out one. Damn did that save my sex life. My life was shattered when I found SCP containment breach.
I wanted to get it off of steam (Yes, in 2031 its a payed game and expensive as fuck) but I had no money because of transgender hookers. I went online to thepiratebay.co.uk and downloaded a file labled Scpcontainmentbreachandnotsomereallyshittyfanbootlegcopyandalsorequiresashittonofextradownloads.txt
It came with a bunch of shitty, useless files like Bronyspeak.png and the9/11conspiracyrevealed.txt, and howtogetfreebestiality.ogg. There was one file that caught my intrest. ED.exe. I have an erectile Dysfunction, so I clicked it. I instantly got a raging, throbbing boner. It was Encyclopedia Dramatica, slightly different. Instead of every page having dickgirl porn, like 99.99999% of their pages do, there was furry porn. I clicked the ad for free webcams and one flew through my window and hit me on the head.
I awoke to a game called SCPcyclopedia Dramatica. It functioned just like usual, but when I got to the keter wing the rooms were different. First, ALL TEH BLOOD WUZ REPLACED WITH SEMEN, second, 682 was replaced with Obama bin laden, I was scared when I founed 096. His usual disjointed arms scared me. then my cumpooter restarted. I had a heart attack when I saw two unspeakable things.
# I was a mexican with a cheap haircut
# Encyclopedia Dramatica was replaced with Uncyclopedia.
I walked unto the HQ of Uncyclopedia, took a dump on the manager, and replaced all the computers' system32 with GAME-OF-THE-YEAR 420BLAZEIT!!!!11!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!
Unfortunaately the custodian shot me in the eyes. Im writing this on the floor bleeding and dyeinge.
THEN, A SKELETON POPPED OUT
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
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End

Do you ever get that weird feeling that someone is watching you? Of course you do, we all do. That's because there is, all the time. Sometimes we write it off as our imagination. Sometimes we try to get it out of our minds. Truth is, there is someone watching you all the time no matter what. Most of the time this person who is watching you is a normal person like anybody you would meet. It's in your house when you sleep. It's not a killer, or is it? You can tell yourself it's not, you can tell yourself whatever you want to comfort yourself. Truth is it may not be a person at all. Maybe it's a demon? Maybe It just want's to be friends. Just remember someone is watching you. Maybe it's your own soul watching over you? But if it was, would it really make you feel any better? Someone is watching you as you read this very text. I met the thing that was following me. And you're about to meet the thing that's following you.
Look Behind You.
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End Of The World Theory

Scientists have come up with a theory of the world ending, and how its suppose to end. First, they think that the sun will burn out, and plants will fade away. Then a explosion will start in Iceland, and then destroy all the countries in 2 days. After that, the skin on the humans will rot and bleed out, causing them to scream in pain. All the buildings will explode and the power plants will explode. The animals however just disappear and are unharmed. Scientists did not say that a god will cause this or Jesus Christ will come back. Most scientists think the world will end in 2099 but others think it will be a billion years or more. Hopefully it will be a long time. (Maybe, hah...)
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End of the World

The end of the world is coming. Probably not today, probably not tomorrow, but it is coming, You should know that. I am a leader of a group of people, many of them homeless. We know a secret, we know how it is going to end. The 
next time you see one of us (we have sandwich boards that say the end is coming), come up and ask us how it's going to end. They may say some religious mumbo-jumbo, but just ask, "Dico mihi super valde cado" ("Tell me about the great fall" in Latin). They will then tell you the horrendous truth about everything, and how it's going to end. They will then ask you to join us, which you must do or you will become insane. You will have to drop everything to join, become homeless, and become one of us.
Welcome to the brotherhood, if you so choose, and be careful those of you who do not join, for the world is going to end.
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Endcraft.exe

I don't have much time. None of us do.
Everybody knows that if you search through the interwebz for a long time, you will see some weird sh!t. Everybody uses from Level 0-2, as demonstrated on this useful support material, but I decided to use a proxy and head straight to Level 3. It was after an hour when I came across a website called jailstream.org(the site no longer exists). Basically, it was a pretty weird streaming website, featuring videos of people playing banned games and such. I thought, hey, nothing to do, so I just commented on it (you don't need to sign in, it uses your IP). A few days later I received an email which said:
So I decided to go on it. It was a website for cracked games, and the highest rated game, along with most viewed and most downloaded, was called EndCraft. So I downloaded it. It was a plugin for Minecraft, a game that I sometimes play, and it was in version Beta 6.6.6, which I found a bit peculiar. So I added the mod, started Minecraft and created a world. The game was very bad, with sh!tty graphics and countless glitches. After five minutes, I was taken to a picture of Herobrine with his arms cut off, surrounded in a pool of photo-realistic blood. I deleted it, went on some forums and saw that numerous other users had seen the game. After a day or two, all the threads were deleted, and fusioncracked.net and jailstream.org taken down. I tried to make another thread, but I was banned. People found out that RazorPlus is a serial killer with a razor and chicken leg. He is still at large.
I've been hearing groaning around the house. Me and my friends have got weapons and we're ready. I went on some forums and heard that an unknown hacker had traced people's IP addresses. My cursor seemed to move on it's own and I knew that somebody had hacked me. We can see it clearly. A person, drowned in blood with hollow eyes, a chicken leg and a razor. RazorPlus is here! He was probably the one who hacked me! We have our weapons ready. Oh no...*static*
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Endereye.avi

Don't look at the enderman...
Day1
Okay, about 2 days ago I looked at an enderman in Minecraft. It blazed after me as endermen do, and I killed it with my diamond sword. I was playing single player, so it shocked me when the chat box appeared saying "round two...." Me fucking scared as shit closed the window and went to the fourms and wrote this. I saw him for every ad... help me....
Day 2
I had a dream, I was running from him
Day 7
He's seeping into my head... Am I going insane?! I haven't played minecraft for 6 days now
Day 18
I took a walk today... I saw him following me, like a freaking weeping angel from Dr.Who
Day 29
(my god... this page is covered with blood)
I can no longer sleep... He is inside my dreams.... It all ends the same.... I end up dying.... I hope that this isn't my final fate...
Day 30
I finally killed the bastard, lured him into my swimming pool. He dropped an ender eye. I duct taped a camera to it and threw it into the air for kicks. The camera is live, so I'm streaming it into a video file called Endereye.avi while I watch.... Wait.... This is my house... OH CRAP NO NONO *the rest is unreadable*
Endereye.avi
The video starts out with an aerial view of his town, then the colors become darker and redder as time goes by. The camera slowly floats out to Steven's House and an enderdragon suddenly pops out, screaming a blood curdling scream. The camera falls off the eye and the last 2 minutes all you hear is all too realistic screams and explosions. The last 2 seconds are corrupted, I'm not posting it onto youtube, Steven was my friend...
Day 31
The writer of this diary Steven Miclah was found dead, as if his corpse was crushed, then tossed around like a bouncy ball. The house was destroyed, as if blown up. The only salvagable items were his computer hardrive and this diary, which I took from the house. The police thought he fell into insanity, but I know better....
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Enderman

We've all heard of the indie game Minecraft, created by Mojang.
We've heard of their take on the Slenderman, called Enderman.
However, have you ever seen that shadow out of the corner of your eye, something move in the dark, stuff like that? That's an Enderman. Playing Minecraft gives you this curse. The Grim Reaper? That's the Enderman, stalking the dying, ill and the evil.
Slenderman isn't real, Endermen are.
So sweet dreams, but I'm still watching.
I'm at the door.
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Enderman.mov

I'm writing this on behalf of my dead friend. He told me to tell everyone else about what happened.
He said he was playing Minecraft, mining some iron. He was walking back up to make some iron ingots when he saw an Enderman. It was strange, because he was on Peaceful difficulty. He walked over and hit the Enderman. The screen apparently flashed black and white for a long time, alongside horrifying screaming.
After it quit, he ran over to my house and told me to come over. He wouldn't tell me why, so I followed, wondering what to expect from my friend's strange behavior. As we walked up to his room, he had Minecraft paused. He told me to play it, because he couldn't go on. I didn't see why, because Minecraft is our favorite game. I resumed it and I immediately saw why.
The screen and screaming immediately followed. I was scared to death when the game resumed. I was in the middle of a circle of fire with the Enderman, but he was different. He was cut open on his arms, and his head had a sword in it. His chest was cut open. It was too realistic for Minecraft's graphics.
I tried to jump out, but I hit the fire and I heard a man screaming, as if he was being burned for real. The Enderman picked up my character, and his hand turned into a sharp scalpel. He stabbed at my character's stomach, as realistic guts fell out. I was nauseous at this point, and I nearly threw up. The Enderman kept going, until my character was empty and bleeding. The Enderman just threw his body down into the fire, and he burnt up.
Minecraft instantly closed, and we were terrified. We searched the files in Minecraft to try deleting the Enderman. We found its files, and inside we saw a .mov video. We didn't want to watch it, but it we thought it would help us. I reluctantly clicked it, and the video started. What we saw horrified us. It was us, as characters in Minecraft, along with all of our family. The screen turned black, red and white repeatedly, and then it was the last frame, everyone dead, except us. We were hanging on a wall, cut open and screaming. I wanted to close the video, but my friend wouldn't let me. I had to keep watching. The final frame was a picture of us, from the computer's point of view. He didn't have a webcam, so we were too scared to go on. There was something else in the picture, what looked like an Enderman outside of the window.
I ran home as fast as I could, leaving my friend behind. 1 day later, my friend was reported dead. He left a note telling me to retell this story before he died. I tried my best to tell what happened. If this has happened to anyone else, please tell me. I need answers. Thanks.
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Enderman Cock

So its understood that a Minecraft player is nearly 2 blocks tall. One block in Minecraft is equivalent to about 1 meter in real life. So with that, we can estimate a Minecraft player stands at about 6'5". Which in itself is quite large for a human. Now taking into account that an Enderman stands at 3 blocks tall, that means they are approximately 9'8" tall.
For a bit of context, the tallest man to ever live was Robert Wadlow, standing at only a measly 8'11". Thinking about how tall an Enderman stands in real life, one can only imagine how long an Enderman's dick is. If we do a little bit of math, we can see that the average male height is 5'9" according to the CDC, and the average male penis length is 5.16 inches (erect).
So if we do some math and take the body height/penis length ratio into account, we can roughly estimate that the length of an Enderman's cock is a whopping 13.848 inches in length. Which is almost as long as a horse penis, where horse penises are ~19.6 inches long. So based on my analysis, its safe to assume that Endermen are packing some pretty hefty meat down there.
No wonder they have to teleport, they must get tired having to carry all that cock around town!
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Ending of WW2

So am I the only one upset about how WW2 ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bullshit Deus Ex super weapons that came out of nowhere.
And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That is bullshit!
Anyways, WW2 was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.
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English Class

I was once in English Class. My teacher fucking exploded. There was Mega-Hyper-Realistic Blood EVERYWHERE. Then one of the kids said "Hey everybody! Watch me fucking die!" and then he died suddenly. Then a fucking BANANA of all things came in. It had eyes, a nose, and a mouth. It's eyes were gone and had blood dripping down them. His mouth had a creepy smile, and his nose was like Voldemort's nose. Then a zombie with a boombox entered the room and played Thriller. I somehow had a gun and shot him and his boombox in the fucking face. I somehow had no blood on me and I left the room and blockaded it shut. I somehow did the same thing to the windows while still inside. Then my friend Keith came out with a 50. Cal Machine Gun and started shooting at me. I somehow dodged outside and blocked all the school windows and doors to the outside. Then a EVIL Police Officer struck me in the back of the fucking head. Then I woke up in my bed. I looked at the room. Nothing there, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:39 and looked back. My English teacher was at the door and fucking blew up. The last bit occurred 10 times but with different times. Then I woke up at 5:29. I turned on the news and my school blew up in a explosion. Then I played games on my N64 until they built a new school. I was playing Goldeneye 64 unlocking all the cheats. On Aztec Complex Jaws was replaced with my teacher. She then exploded into Mega-Hyper-Realistic blood and I was able to unlock all the cheats for beating the level faster! Yay! But then my teacher came up again at a drug complex across the street that the neighborhood NEVER talks about. She walked into the building and I heard a gang person saying "Bitch who da' fuck are you?" and then I heard a explosion followed by screams. I then saw blood all over the fucking windows. Then I took a shower and I got back out after to see my old pants filled with shit. I didn't shit my pants either. My fucking pants shit themselves. That's how scary that shit was.
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English Ghost Tale

It was England in 1870, and Franklin McSpookyman was having himself a spot of tea, when he heard the voice of some wanker come from under his bed. It was calling his name, "Frank... Frank..." over and over. McSpookyman twisted the plank handle of his front door and ran out onto the cobblestone clippity clop. He alerted the constable, who proceeded to investigate the mysterious spooky noise coming from Franklin's bed. The constable turned to Mr. McSpookyman and blippity-bonked him upside the head with the rump of his rootytooty-point-and-shooty. "The bloke under ye bed is not calling 'Frank', you bloody bastard." The constable pulled the sheets up, revealing a Mr. Skeltal under Franklin McSpookyman's bed. "He's saying 'Thank'".
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