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Imposter.exe

It was a rainy day, bored because there was nothing else to do i decided to play a few rounds of Among Us, after finishing a round someone sent a link into the chat and it said "Secret version of Among Us, never found before" and sent a link, i copied the link into my browser, and it had a download button so i clicked it and it a file called imposter.exe appeared on my desktop, i click it... the worst mistake of my life.
The title screen looked exactly like among us, i decided to go to the public lobbies and the only open lobby is called Imposter.EXE and i join it, after that the round automatically started, even though there were only 2 people, the match starts and i get crewmate, i begin doing my tasks as usual but when im about to fix wiring in electrical, a dead body appears on the ground, it was too bloody and i got scared, i report the body and a user called Imposter.EXE starts talking "you shouldnt have done that, you will now pay" and the meeting ended, i got seriously freaked out, it tried leaving but it keep saying ERROR COULD NOT CLOSE THE APPLICATION so i kept playing but i find another body in medbay, i report it again and Imposter.EXE says: "you dont have much time left, enjoy your last moments dave ;)" i was like WTF HOW DID HE KNOW MY NAME, my among us character had a random name, so theres no way he couldve known that, so i look at the window and i see a man dressed like an among us character with a knife, i freak out and call the police and he says through the window: "POLICE ISNT GONNA SAVE YOU, YOUR TIME HAS COME" i hide in the kitchen crying when i suddendly hear the police coming, but the man was gone, the officer was mad at me for faking a call, then i decide to go back in the game, and i only had 1 task left and suddendly a red character started following me in-game, i had to finish that task so i run and run until i get to reactor and finish the last task, winning the game, Imposter.EXE was really mad and he said "NOOOO HOW COULD I LOSE, I WILL GET MY REVENGE" and i get a call from my friend, he was telling me someone had broken in his house and then i see the man again as he stabbed my friend, i was crying, so i go to my car and go to my friend's house to meet him, i leave the car and i get into his house, i see the imposter as hes eating my dead friend's body, i was puking, he then ran into me but i had a gun so i shot him in the face, he layed down dead, then a neighbor came and saw me with my dead friend's body and the imposter's body and called the police, i was arrested for 20 years for manslaughter, but on the first week i saw the man on a window, smiling menacingly and he said: "i have won dave, the crew is dead"
THE END?
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Imposter.exe ROUND 2

I got woke up because i heard scream coming from the police officer "AAAAAAAAA" i coincidentially found a key and oppened my cell, then i decided to sneak out of jail, after going outside i noticed something on the woods, IT WAS THE IMPOSTER, i was like "how is he there, i killed the impostro" and he was coming at me with a knife, i runned as fast as i canned but he was closer and closer, so i jumped into a river and swimmed back into the streets, i found my house and posted my story online, and i got an email from somebody called IMPOSTER 666, he said "im in your house dave" I SCREAMED AND GRABBED A BAT "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE" he came out and stabbed me in the chest and i hit his teeth with my bat, he had no teeth after that, i lied on the ground and sobbed as he was about to stab me in my brain, but my friend's ghost came and stabbed the impostor in the hearth and i managed to survive, later i went to my bed and sleeped, but i had a nightmare where the imposter's friends were about to kill me, i grabbed my gun and went to a scientist lab to travel back in time to shoot their baby selfs, then i killed them all and went back to the present and slept, but there was another problem its that the imposter had also traveled back in time and WAS ABOUT TO KILL MY PAST SELF, i traveled back in time to fight the imposter and kill him, then i shot a portal into his head and he died
THE END, MAYBE? I THINK THIS IS THE END OF THE STORY THANK FOR WATCHNI G AND RATE 6 STAR OUT OF 10 PLEASETHANKS OKAY GOODBYE GUYS
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Imposter broke into my house!

So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a "crew mate" broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we don't get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad "DAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!" I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol that's not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.
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Impractical Jokers: Sal's Toilet Trouble

There was a punishment on Impractical Jokers where Sal got trapped in a bathroom that had a bunch of freaky things in it, like a toilet that kept spraying water. I got to see the extended cut. Yes, most don't know that there was a "long version". Sal was trapped for 8 hours in this bathroom, while the guys kept spraying him in the face with toilet water. There were some intermissions where he would try to grab paper towel or opened the tank lid, but 7.5 hours of the video was poor Sal getting repeatedly sprayed with toilet water. One part also included him having to take a shit. Joe, laughing, then pressed the toilet spray button, and Sal's own shit got sprayed into his face. At this point, Sal was cussing all the guys out as they roared with laughter. It was really painful to watch, because Sal seemed downright pissed. Speaking of which, he pissed his pants. I think this was one of the worst punishments ever.
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Impractical Jokers Dream

I had a dream that I was on Impractical Jokers, as one of the guys, and I lost the episode so the guys took me into an alley and and left and then 2 girls came up to me and held me down and started pooping on me. All while this is happening I can hear the guys laughing hysterically. I don't watch impractical jokers or have a scat fetish, what does this mean?
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Impractical Jokers Lost Episode

Impractical Jokers was a Comedy Show about 4 Jokers name "Sal, Murr, Q, and Joe" I was Working in Some Homework from School. I Also Liked Impractical Jokers, That was a Show I Liked. My Father Worked for TruTv and He was a Person That Broadcasts the Episodes of The Show. Impractical Jokers was In Still in Development During Season 3. It was 2014 and I was also in School.
During in School, I was Working on a Project was I was Going to make a Volcano Blast Out Food Coloring. I Know That Sounds Dumb and It was. It Made a Mess in My School. I had a Bad Day and When I Got Home, I was Going to Watch Some Impractical Jokers. There was A New Episode of Impractical Jokers. In Fact, My Father Said that The Episode was Supposed to Be Jokers Playhouse, But Something went Broken with The Network.
My Father also Said that They're Might be a Hacker that is Hacking TruTv. This Wasn't The Only Time The Channel was Hacked by This Weird Man. In December of 2008, An Episode of Worlds Dumbest was Going to Play, But Instead, It Plays A Weird Video of a Frog Falling off a House. However, The Frogs Body was not Seen Thank God. Anyway, When The Episode Started, It Starts with No Intro. Just Some Image of a Poorly Drawn Drawing of 2 Eyes.
Then The Episode Starts with Murr, Q, Joe, and Sal Doing There Thing. They were Pranking Other People. However, They were Really Pranking People. They then Talked to Each Other Weirdly. This Weirded Me Out, This would have not Been in an Impractical Jokers Episode. I was Confused Why They would have Done This for a Show. Then They Did Nothing at All. Q had a Frown and The Rest were Just Blank.
I was Really Crept Out from Watching Them Stare at each other. Then a Voice Says "We will Control Anyone Around the World." I Now Crept Out to Watch this Episode. But Next Gets Worse, Murrs Eyes were Now Turning Into White. He had No Pupils. He was Getting Possessed by Some Demon. I was Getting Horrified and I Didn't want to Watch The Episode. The Jokers Laughed at him in a Cruel Matter. The Laughed Until They get Possessed. They were then Talking in a Deep Voice Saying "We will Rule the Earth." We then See a Skull of a Dead Man, He was Possibly Killed. Then a Drawing of 2 Eyes was Flashed Into The Screen. They Begin to Blink.
Then It Cut to The Jokers in The Street. Then 2 People were fighting in A Realistic Way. The Jokers Walked and They were Possessing Other People. The Screen Cuts to Black and Then The Skies were Yellow, It was Disturbing and It Did Look Ugly. It Somehow Ends and I was Shaking to See A Disturbing Episode of The Impractical Jokers. I was Horrified to See It and I wanted to Get that Nightmare off of My Head.
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Imscared Aren't You? (NOT Official :P)

It was a normal night while a minecraft player was exploring the internet fame of "Herobrine".
Being a creepypasta fan he got into the games based off Creepypastas including The Theater, and Sonic.exe.
He found something called Imscared: A Pixelated Nightmare and downloaded it.
He played it and spawned in some sort of room that looked like a bedroom, then he went into a hallway and found a note that wasn't in the creepypasta saying "RUN NOW JARED A. SIMPSON" He was confused and scared since that was his full name.
His head threw a tantrum telling him not to go further into the hallway.
At the end of the hallway their was a chair and rope tied.
He know what he was going for.
He shut off the game and decided to play Minecraft.
He went into 3rd person and noticed something behind him, it was some sort of pixel art of that monster from Imscared then he noticed a player looking like that exact pixel-art. Then that weird player said "I Love watching you DIE".
Then the player pressed tab and then BAM the game turned into a server and it said "Jamesgaming and White_Face"
The player exited the game then the splash under minecraft said 'You can't escape me"
Then the minecraft player looked behind him and noticed a chair and rope just like the game.
Jared hanged himself out of this madness.
Years later his friend at the age at 32 found his rotting hanged courpse in his room
His friend said "Im sorry" then cried blood.
Jared died along with his friend and they lived in the place they were supposed to be.
The police found the two hanged in Jared's room and on the computer said "YOU'RE NEXT".
Then it happened again to the one policeman that saw it.
The house was demolished and the madness ended.
But one question remained, Will White face be back?
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In Defence of My Little Pony

Lemme tell you this, what do you think of when I say "Great Animated Show" A few things might pop up in your mind like Steven Universe or Spongebob, well the greatest animated show of all time, and is probably the greatest show period is MLP. The characters are so deep and the stories span out generations for the past 30 years. The writing is the greatest of all time, never in the past 2,000 years have we had writing as good as this. Every single episode of this show is great, there are no bad episodes, every episode is exceptional! You might think there are other good shows like breaking bad, and if you think that any shows are better than MLP. Your opinion is wrong. I think that every single human being should be turned into a pony and follow the ways of friendship and magic. And get rid of that horrible stuff like "South Park," MLP is the best show bar none. The fanbase is also amazing, there has never been more artists creating so much great content and art that is the modern Picassos. If you dislike this show, I'm sorry but you are a racist sexist pig, and should be gassed and should be enforced the way of friendship! I will become the world leader and establish enforced friendship and enforced pony bodies. If you do not agree with me, I will have you get sent to the friendship camps that will teach you friendship wether you like it or not! This is more than a show, THIS IS A MOVEMENT! BROHOOF!
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In Minecraft

I woke up and automatically drifted towards the computer to open Minecraft. After powering on my machine and starting the game, I typed my Username and Password into the correct prompts and started Minecraft. On the title screen, there wasn't the normal buttons, but a single button which said "DOWNLOAD REALMOD.ZIP"
I clicked it, thinking what the heck 'Realmod' was...
A message came up shortly after and read "Successful Installed. Please resume playing."
Only one option was available on the screen which read "Yourself in Real."
I felt strange but clicked it anyway, starting a new world.
I felt a tingling sensation in my hand and glared at it, the skin started to fall to peices, my head did too, as well as everything else.
My head, my organs, my eyes.
I was nothing more than a pile of bones which stood infront of me, drifting up and down like hovering aircrafts, sitting on blocky grass.
"What the he -" I said, but instead of speech, some words in the corner said, Andrewdude123: What the he
I looked around, the square sun was setting, I punched a tree.
"OW! OW! OW!" I cried, my fist hurt from the tree-punching, then I saw a figure moving towards me.
It was green, it had a face of sadness, "Oh no," I said so I sprinted miles from the creeper.
It followed me, then I met a skeleton who shot bows at me, then a zombie,
I turned around, hoping for help, but I only saw a huge face looking down at me, a humungous square which transformed into another biome, except a higher sky, and with a huge face of course.
He looked realistic, he looked like me.
You probably realize what had happened... Goodbye... see how mysterious I am, I used three dots, SPOOKY!!!!
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In My Head

Last week I became a Pegasister. It's not a bad thing, believe me. I just don't relly know how to go about telling people about my experiences. I figured posting it to a website would be the best way to spread the word, just in case I'm making a big fuss over nothing.
I started watching 'My Little Pony' for fun and boredom. At first I was, somewhat, interested by the 'Brony' community. I couldn't make sense of why people would like a show about cartoon ponies. To this day, I don't really understand how this show can grasp the attention of the masses, so effortlessly. It wasn't until I was almost at the end of the first season, I noticed certain things, happening to me throughout the day.
Everytime I closed my eyes, ponies. Only for a split second. Every single time I blinked or flinched, a pony popped up infront of my eyes. It doen't seem like much when you think about it, but something just creeps me out. It's not just the ponies you see in the show either. It's like my brain is subconciously creating ponies, whenever I stop watching the show.
I have a theory. Not a nice one but a theory nonetheless. 'My Little Pony' is a virus, like a computervirus. It's the only explanation I can come up with, regarding the ponies in my head and on the screen. I don't know if this virus is good or bad, all I know is that 'Bronies' and 'Pegasisters' draw amazing fanart, write amazing songs and have the lergest fanbase.
I know how rediculous this sounds, in all honesty, this is the best reason I can come up with for this community. The 'My Little Pony' virus sounds almost desirable. When you consider how talented this community is, this theory makes so much sense. Me, for example, most art I produce only goes as far as stickmen. But, when I start drawing ponies, I can make them look so close to the characters in the show.
Whatever this is, it isn't good. I still can't escape flicking from episode to episode, of the show. It has a way of drawing you in, holding your attention in it's hoof. No, in its hand. My head is infected, I can't escape. My life is run by ponies. In the end, I'm scared. I think I'll just sleep, maybe watch a few internet videos.
I don't know how much longer I can keep going. Goodbye everpony, goodnight.
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In the Air Tonight (EPIC PARODY)

I can feel it cumming in my ass tonight, (Oh lord)
And I've been waiting for this penis, for all my life, (Oh lord)
Can you feel it cumming in my ass tonight, oh lord, (Oh lord)
Well, if you told me you were sounding
I would not lend a fuck
I've fucked your ass before my friend
But I don't know if you know who I am
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two balls
So you can lick off that cum, I know where you've been
It's all been some saggy tits.
And I can feel it cumming in my ass tonight, (Oh lord)
Well I've been waiting for this penis for all my life, (Oh lord)
I can feel it coming in my ass, oh lord
Well I've been waiting for this penis for all my life oh Lord, (Oh Lord)
Well I remember, I remember don't worry
How you could torture my balls It's the first time, the last time we ever sex
But I know the reason why you keep these balls upset
No you don't fuck me
The sperm doesn't show, but the dick still grows
It's no stranger to cock and balls
I can feel it cumming in my ass tonight, Oh lord
Well I've been waiting for this penis for all my life, (Oh lord)
I can feel it in my ass so tight, oh lord, (Oh lord)
Well I've been waiting for this penis for all my life, Oh lord
I can feel it cumming in my ass tonight, Oh lord
And I've been waiting for this penis for all my life, Oh lord
I can feel it in my ass so tight, oh lord, (Oh lord, Oh lord)
Well I've been waiting for this penis for all my life, oh lord, (Oh lord)
I can feel it in my ass so tight, Oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord
Well I've been waiting for this penis all my life, oh Lord, Lord.
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In the Background

You have probably seen the ponies in the background, you know, Vinyl Scratch, Dr Whooves, Lyra, Bon Bon and Derpy Hooves, who you haven't seen, is me. Oh, but you bet I'm there, and even though you can't see me. I always see you.
I'm always staring directly at you, into your soul. In pony crowds, remember the gala? I was there, waiting for you to notice me, luckily for you, you didn't. If you had seen me, you wouldn't be reading this, you'd be at my side, like the good friends we are.
Remember the Smile song? How you were thrilled with the music, and seeing your favorite ponies dance and laugh? I was there, waiting for you to glance at me. You haven't seen me... yet. At the end, all of you will be my friends, all of you will be at my side at one point.
Go ahead, rewatch an episode, maybe this time you'll see me, maybe this time I decide to talk to you. But you don't have to watch an episode for you to notice me, I can communicate with you, interact with you, maybe meet you, want to know where I am at this moment? You hear that voice in your mind that you hear while reading this? It's me, whispering at your ear.
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In the Closet

Just as usual, you are lying in bed trying to sleep, without much luck. However, tonight something is different. There is a faint red glow coming from your closet.
"Don't worry about it," you tell yourself, "Your mind is playing tricks on you again."
What was that? Did the glow just move a little? Did it just get brighter? You should not have spent all that time on /x/ before going to sleep.
You try to get out of time to check out the glow. You can't move. You are frozen with fear. You hear an evil chuckle coming from your closet. You open your mouth to scream for someone, anyone, but you just can't find your voice. A warm tear drops down your cheek. There is a slight tapping coming from the closet. You break out into a slight sob.
You look up at the ceiling and close your eyes wishing for this nightmare to end. You hear a loud "Thud, thud, thud," coming. Finally, your father is coming to check on you. "I am saved," you may think. But wait, were those footsteps already in your room? Your muscles tense up as you picture what might happen. You give up on life as soon as you realized that whatever was toying with you from the closet is now coming to finish playing. Something grabs your arm. It is burning hot.
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In the Dark

Hee hee, watching her like that is fucking epic. Crawl you bitch crawl..
Hello, my name is Eric.
I'm 22 years old and go to a local community college, but I don't go there to learn; I go there to have my fun. You see, every night I kidnap people. I take them to the basement and we have a little fun. It's fun cutting eyes out of sockets and stabbing their chest.
My newest victim is named Seaira. She's a pretty woman with big tits and long black hair. She's now hanging by the flag pole in the Dean's office. Seaira and I had a lot of fun but she might be onto me. The cops are banging on the door right now... Hee hee, this lady is in here with me. I cut off her legs and she's crawling to the door.
If I don't die tonight, remember to always make sure you're not alone in the dark.
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