Dimyan Throws A Man Down A Well And Becomes A Wizard

I am Dimyan, a rogue from the province of Arteaga. I have a deck of cards and a pair of gloves.
I went down the city road, searching for someone to steal from. I imagined that it would be easy since most people don't put much effort into their personal security. The streets were empty, except for a few beggars and thieves. I found a small alleyway and snuck in.
I took a deep breath and headed towards the tavern. I could hear the noise inside. I needed to get inside before they noticed me. I walked through the door and saw several men sitting at tables talking. I decided to join them.
I sat down with my friends and began playing cards. I was not sure what was going on, but I was having fun. Suddenly, one of my friends noticed something out of place. A man was standing near the table and he looked like he didn't belong there.
The man sat down next to me and asked if I wanted him to join me. I agreed and he joined me. He told me that he's from the city of Nuro and had been living in the town for the past few months.
I then asked the man what he wants.
"I'd like to buy some land." He said.
"How much would it be?"
"5 million gold coins." I replied.
I then handed over the money and the man took his leave. I looked around and thought about how lucky I was to have found such an amazing place.
I then ran after the man as fast as I could. As soon as I caught up to him, I punched him in the face. He fell backwards and hit his head on the ground. I grabbed his arm and pulled him back up. He grabbed my wrist and punched me in the face.
I then dropkicked the man in the face. He screamed and dropped his weapon. I laughed and continued running. I reached the edge of a forest and saw a small village. It seemed so far away now. I wondered where I should go first. 
I turned back to the man who was still lying on the ground. I told him to follow me. I quickly made my way back to the man. I told him to stay behind and then rushed into the village. I found myself in front of a large wooden house.
I then threw the man off the roof of the house. He landed hard on the ground. I kicked him in the stomach and he collapsed to the ground. I stood up and looked around. There were two doors in front of me. One lead outside and the other lead to a small garden.
I then threw the man down a well. He struggled to climb out and managed to crawl out. I threw him into another well and he crawled out. I pushed him back in and watched as he tried to escape yet again. Finally, I threw him into a pit full of maggots.
He was eaten alive.
I then entered the wooden house. Inside, I found a woman who looked very old. She smiled when she saw me. She introduced herself as Elana and thanked me for saving her life. She explained that she was born in the same year as me and was raised by her mother.
I then told her to leave, as it was my house now.
She refused to leave and began to curse me. She called me a liar and a thief. She pulled out a knife and pointed it at me.
I then pulled out a pistol and shot her in the chest. She fell over dead. I didn't know why I did it, but I felt horrible about it.
I then searched the woman and found a letter in her pocket.
It read:
"Dear friend, I am sorry for calling you a liar and a thief. But I'm afraid those words fit you perfectly. I've seen you steal from me many times and I never caught you. And I will keep doing everything in my power to prevent you from ever being able to live in this world again. If you wish to change your fate, you must do it yourself. Go to the nearest forest and kill all the animals. Then gather their meat and bones and burn them."
I then went to the nearby forest and started chopping wood. I chopped wood until I got enough to build a fire. I lit the fire and waited for nightfall. I spent the rest of the day cutting down trees and burning them.
I then killed all the animals. They screamed and cried and begged for mercy. I cut them apart and ate their flesh. I feasted on their blood. I felt great pleasure from killing them.
I then gathered the bones of the animals and used them to create a potion. I drank it and fell unconscious. When I woke up, I realized that I had become a powerful wizard! I decided to travel to the capital of the kingdom of Nuro and try to conquer it.
I then decided to conquer the capital of the kingdom of Nuro. I arrived at the gates and I knocked on it. A guard opened the gate and I entered. I found myself in a room filled with people dressed in black. They stared at me.
I then casted a lightning bolt at the capital and it exploded. The entire city burnt down. The people died screaming and running for their lives. I walked through the streets and looked at the destruction.
I then rebuilt the city. I erected new walls and towers and fortifications. I raised a statue of myself in the center of the city. I lead a group of soldiers and they fought against the remaining rebels. Eventually, they won.
I then killed the rebels. They were slaughtered like sheep. I slaughtered them like cattle. I took their weapons and armor and sold them to the highest bidder. I enjoyed the spoils of war.
I then gathered the money from the wreckage of the destroyed city. I bought a boat and sailed away. I set sail and sailed towards the coast of Nuro.
I then went fishing. I fished until I got tired and I sunk. I swam until I drowned. I swam until I got hungry and I starved. I hunted until the end.
I then ate grasshoar.
I then casted lightning at the boat and it exploded. The entire boat sunk. I drowned and I drowned. I drowned. I swam until I got exhausted and I starved. I hunted until I died.
I then swam to a nearby shore and sat down. I then ate some grasshoar.
I then inspected grasshoar. I found it delicious. I ate it whole. I felt great pleasure from eating it.
THE END
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