WHOIS

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Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:
 Domain ID:h4xorz-query
 Domain Name:http://www.WHOIS.com
 DNS Info : WHOIS is a internet query database to tell you who owns a domain name or more impotently it can tell an admin 
 who the I.P. who vandalized this query really is so that the admin can actually go to his house and disable his internet 
 connection and convince his parents to kick him out of the house and go get a life.
 Registrant: WHOIS was created on 01-Jan-1981 00:00:00 UTC to lookup the people who create and visit websites like
 these can be given proper therapy
 and treatment at a reliable and appropriate mental institution, or lookup trolls etc., the U.S. government
 use it to find Child Molesters on the internet. Unlike other tools that invade a persons privacy it can
 publicly Queried, so anyone can lookup who you really are.
 Admin Name:203.81.45.56(real name the Admin of WHOIS is the only person in the world who's I.P. 
 address is exactly the same as his real name, it's a coincidence and he's real born that way)
 Tech and DNS support:WHOIS works by using the logical logarithms and other nonsense that is left by every I.P. that 
 Clogs the tubes by using the small bits and pieces of data that WHOIS gets from the clean crews WHOIS is 
 able to create a query showing who clogged the tubes so they can be arrested for the data viewed on the
 internet.
This query is from the UNWHOIS database for any information regrading this query please send an to the UNWHOIS technical support group where you'll unlikely to be help since you didn't read the manual.
==Query for Wiki site==
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Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading has completely FAILED if you would like to make things worse please send us an Email!.
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Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:
 
 Domain ID:Vandalize-this
 Domain Name:http://www.wikipedia.org
 DNS info:"The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit" is a satirical parody of uncyclopedia. Since it says this in the 
 WHOIS query this means that this 100% true, even though wikipedia says it isn't.
 Registrant:Created by Jimbo Wales on 13-Jan-2001 00:12:14 UTC as a way promoting his original research on the 
 internet proxyed as an encyclopedia
 Admin Name:Jimbo Wales
 Admin Name:Angela Beesley
 Tech & DNS support:Just click the edit button on any page and add what ever you want to it.
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Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:
 Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA!
 Domain Name:http://en.uncyclopedia.co
 DNS Info: A very accurate source of information.
 Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1-Jan- -1865 02:56:28 UTC
 Admin name:Oscar Wilde
 Admin name:Chronarion
 Server Overlord:Sophia
 Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid
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==Vandal I.P.'s==
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Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading has completely FAILED if you would like to make things worse please send us an Email!.
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Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:
 I.P. ID:n00b
 I.P.:10.01.00.10
 DNS info:Just some n00b
 Registrant:Banned by UNWHOIS
 Admin Name:Banned by Hindleyite
 Expires:5 years
 Reason:Added a "B" to the AAAAAAAAA! article
 Location:Some high school
 Tech & support:Will forget about Uncyclopedia in 3 years.
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==User I.P.'s==
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Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:
 I.P. ID:BENSON
 I.P.:74.113.186.64
 DNS Info:The I.P of our GLORIOUS leader BENSON
 Registrant:BENSON has been better then you since 1-January-000000 00:00:00 UTC and always will be.
 Admin name:BENSON himself
 Location:Currently in One Mount pleasant,Toronto,OR,CA
 Tech and DNS support:Admit that BENSON is better then you
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Uncyclopedia WHOIS query loading is COMPLETE:
 I.P. ID:"Why do you people care about me"
 I.P.:1.3.3.7
 DNS Info:Where all on the internet come form
 Registrant:Oscar Wilde has always been the ultimate source of quotes
 Query Quote:I knew I should've gotten a dyamic I.P.
 Oscar Wilde on WHOIS
 
 DNS Info:"The source of all quotes"
 Tech and DNS support:Quote him using {{Wilde|{{1}}|{{2}}} tag.
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