The Creepypasta of Creepypasta

One day I was walking through the park with my mates, doing the usual stuff in a park as you do, when someone in a car pulled up beside me and he had black shades on like a member of the Men In Black. I said 'Hi there' to him and he just looked at me even though I couldn't see his eyes so I don't know how I could assume he was looking at me, anyway, and he said 'Hey, I need to tell you something'. I was pretty concerned so I eased towards him slowly, and he whispered in my ear saying 'Don't tell the others, but keep this'. I looked down as he slipped a black wand into my pocket. 'This wand has the ability to summon everything in the world, so don't be an idiot with it'. I looked at him as he drove off down the road.
'Wow, this is really cool' I thought. I went back to my friends who were talking about rubbish, and I showed them the wand, even though I was told not to, but since I've watched all those movies where you tell someone not to do something I thought 'Eh, why not?'. They all laughed at me saying it was a stupid toy and I should've grown up by now, but I showed them what it did. I hovered it over the floor and I summoned a robot that rose from the ground.
'Wow, wtf how did you do that?' they were asking, and I saw the general public looking too. 'This guy in shades gave me this wand that can summon anything, it's really cool'. I started summoning more things. I summoned a sports car, a sniper rifle, more robots, and a mcdonalds big mac since I couldn't be bothered to pay for one since they're rip offs.
Suddenly the wand wen't red at the end instead of blue, and a shock went through my hands. 'Wow, wtf was that' I asked. Suddenly the man with the shades came back and said 'Oh, I forgot to mention, each time you use it, a bad paranormal being is summoned and they track you for the rest of your life, lol, gg mate' he said, driving off again.
I looked into the woods in the distance and saw a tall man in a suit. I looked closer and realised it was the Slenderman. 'Oh crap, we have to get out of here!' I said. 'Why?' they asked. 'Slenderman is coming!' I said, running off down the street. I didn't look back because they would get me killed. As I was running, I tripped over a man and his dog. As I looked back, I realised the dog had a large smile on its face, and the man walking the dog had brass knuckles in his hand and he said 'Hi I am Jeff the Killer'. I thought I was dreaming so I punched myself in the balls but it made it worse and the pain was really bad, but I continued running. I went across the road but got hit by a car, and the person driving that car was Barack Obama as he said 'gtfo of my way' and he drove off.
I went back to my house and locked the door, but I could see a shady person coming close to the window, and I realised it was the Rake. It scratched at my window so I ran upstairs, but my Gamecube was turned on and Ben Drowned was staring at me through the screen with his messed up reversed music. I saw all of them outside my house, and I lost the wand because of a plot-hole somewhere in the story that has not been mentioned and probably never will be. They all came upstairs, and Slenderman pulled me into a black portal to the underworld.
I remember waking up and I found the Anonymous staring at me with all the creepypasta monsters, and they said 'Noob you suck at life' and then Jeff The Killer pulled out a DSR 50 and no-scoped me. Then they all tea-bagged my corpse and had a party.
They had no lag when they were there.
That's the end of this messed up story folks, and remember, don't do drugs.
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