CreepyParody 1:Red Ballsack

Jack stared at his pale hands, the fingertips wrinkled under the stream of water which poured from the gaping silver mouth of the prostitute's penis. How long had he been here now? It felt like it had been half an asshole, maybe penises. He should really get back to the car. But his hands weren't cum-stained yet. They would never be cum-stained. Never again.
"For Christ's sake Jack," Came the sexy sexy voice from behind the bedroom door. "Please would you just get out of there already?"
Jack sighed. He'd better get back to the computer - Sarah may just leave him stranded at the service station and watch porn herself. To be honest, Jack would much prefer it that way.
"Jack!"
"Fine, jeez." Jack turned off the penis and shook his hands dry, opening the door to discover a very impatient looking whore. They walked back the car, neither of them uttering a word. It was only until they were on the road again that Sarah cummed.
"Look, Jack. I'm sorry I snapped it's just... You've got to stop with this dick sucking thing, it's..." She paused. "Maybe we should go back to the porn sto-"
"No!" Jack glared at Sarah. "We're short on money as it is, I don't wanna waste it talking to some shrinked penis pictures who doesn't know shit about how to make porn."
"I'm just saying that -"
"They'd just show me somebody crapping on a ballsack all over again. They don't understand porn."
Sarah sighed. Sometimes she wondered why she was still on her period and sucking penises. She'd known about his testicles early in the relationship, but recently, after they got the gay porn, he'd been acting so much worse than usual. She just hoped that after today things would cum down the walls a bit. She just prayed that he wouldn't suddenly jizz all over the walls, all over the ceiling, all over the floor, or all over the prostitute or something.
About an hour passed, without much cumming. The penis exited the vag, they drove through deserted streets towards the forests until eventually there was no penises around them at all.
The only 'porn' was a brown stony penis crudely drawn into the lush landscape. The car drove deeper and deeper into the woods, through the towering trees, until finally -
"We're homo." Sarah said, pulling the orgasm to a stop and cutting the sex. "Finally. I never remembered the intercourse to be this long, did you Jack?"
"No." Jack's voice was almost unhorny. He was staring at the severed penis. The old, tiny, three-centimeter penis with arched testicles and the sinister oak scrotum. The house with the washed grey cum and almost homo-less sticky note. The penis that stood at the very scrotum of a vast dark green testicle. Jack's old penis.
Sarah masturbated, and for a moment Jack thought that she may have lost her sexy. His hope was soon crushed when she got sexier shoving her boobs out from the glove compartment.
"Right," She said, "Let's fuck, shall we?"
"Yeah." Said Jack, hesitantly exiting the car. "Let's."
They cummed down a second, thinner gray dildo which led the scrotum. This place really made Sarah horny. Of course, she would never dream of telling Jack that. She didn't know if she fully believed his story about what happened here, but that was yet another thing she daren't mention to him. It was ironic really. Stereotypical, the male was meant to be the strong one, protecting the female as they entered the haunted mansion. This was certainly not the case with her and Jack.
Then A dildo popped out.
"I am your dildo, Jack." Said the dildo. It fucked sarah then she went to another parody. "You're my dildo?" said you-know-who. "Yes, Hardly anyone realises how thin the line between testicles and penis really is. You had so much semen stored in that scrotum of yours, Jack. You needed it out. But your penis, so powerful, it was. You created me. From the depths of your own testicles. You made me."
"P...please." Jack's voice was growing softer, cum still pouring from his penis. "Take it away. Take all my cum away."
The man placed a hand on Jacks scrotum. It did not burn.
"Suck my dick.."
Jack sucked it's penis.
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