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Stewy.exe

the most horrible thing ever happened when i watched famly guy. stewy attacked everyone and there was blood everywhere. peter went outside and saw blood on the sky and blood on the floor so he got scared and saw stewy who had blood on hi m and stewy killed peter and blood went everywhere.
the scaryest part was when i saw why stewy killed them! he was mad brian was dead in the car accident in that episode and he was mad so he killed everuone.
i knew all this years that family guy was a satanic show. 
then when stewy saw the blood he ran away
...
i will never watch that show again
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Stick Man

I know what's the sensation of getting a new toy, the joy of receiving something that will keep you hours and hours distracted from reality. Unfortunately, it kept me like that but in a terrible way.
My 14th birthday party was taking place at a pizza restaurant, my friends and me playing laser-tag, eating pizza and cake, all the joys of the world. My mother came saying that I got a special package that was in the front of my house (probably sent by my uncle Tom, he always sends me something). I opened it up and found something strange:
Inside the box I found a doll, not a plastic doll but a wooden doll. It was the creepiest doll I'd ever seen. It was just a bunch of sticks, tied together in a humanoid shape without a head. I was disappointed, wondering "why on earth would uncle Tom send me something like this"? But I didn't care. Returning home from the party I left the wooden doll inside the box on my desk and went to sleep.
I woke up at 4:00 AM to go for a glass of water. I couldn't help but notice that my box was empty, like if someone took the doll in a rush. I went to my parents' room to tell them, they weren't there. I got scared so I ran to the living room for the phone.
As soon as I switched the lights, I froze in horror. There were three tall figures sitting on the couch, all of them were sticks, tied like a humanoid figure, with the chopped head of my parents on the top. All of them sitting as in a family portrait. My father, my mother and my uncle Tom were there, three figures with their chopped off heads. I was terrorized when I saw the wooden stick man from my box in the middle of the room with a card. All it said was:
"HaPpy BirtHdAy LukE"
I turned around, and I saw a tall, thin creature with a bloody axe on one hand and sticks on the other.
As for my fate? Well, let's just say that now I have to STICK with it.
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Stickers

"Your can't have hentai stickers all over your car"
Enough. You've taken all I've ever had. I've doomed into an endless cycle of running and hiding from my true self. For the longest time, I've held back my deepest desires, my most fond wishes, to comply with the deeply flawed and ill-rooted capitalist system.
I've been told to not put my penis inside bread dough when I used to work at a bakery, I've been told to please not comment on the size of other handsome male customers' bulging penises when working in costumer service, I've been told to not give shovels to homeless crackheads and tell them that there's gold underneath the city's most important road systems when I had a job as a construction worker.
But today, I break the chains of consumerist society, chains that keep me from sticking chubby hentai stickers on my car. This is the start of a revolution, a revolution that will be talked about in history books in the same vein as the French or Russian revolutions. All this browsing and karma-farming on reddit has finally come in clutch, as today, I resign. This will inevitably bankrupt your 50.000 worker company, your days are counted. I won't listen to any begs for mercy. You should have left my hentai stickers alone.
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Sticks.avi

While searching at 4shared, I was looking for files that have the work "stick" on them, however, I saw an file which is called "Sticks.avi". I decided to download it and clicked on it.
While watching it, it was that 2014 Cartoon Network show, Sonic Boom, made by Sega. The intro played normally, but the colors are inverted, the audio is reversed, and after the intro, there's an title card. In this title card, Sticks was just staring at me blankly. As if she was staring into my soul as the words spelled "STICKS" just like that. Man, did they take the episode title "Sticks" seriously, I thought. To note, it had said it was written by Death.
This is where the episode just started, Tails is walking through the village of Bygone Island. Everything seemed silent, until when Sticks shows up and says "Welcome to your grave, sucker!" Why was Sticks like that? She was crazy and paranoid in the show. Then, Sticks pulls out an knife and stabs Tails with it, and blood comes out of Tails, not CG blood, but realistic blood. Then, Sticks starts working on something. She seems that she is planning to kill the others.
Next, it fades to an clip from "Unlucky Knuckles", you know, the clip where Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails are playing Gofaball, however, this clip didn't have Tails and the sky is dark. Plus, Knuckles has no eyes. When Knuckles says "You kidding me?! It has nothing to with my swing! It has everything to do with luck!", Sticks shows up and kills Knuckles with her knife. However, it cuts to black and you could hear Knuckles' screaming for one minute. After that, it shows Knuckles' dead body with no eyes. Sonic is pretty much shaken a bit. Then, Amy Rose comes and says "Sonic, I need to- OH MY GOD, STICKS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO KNUCKLES?!?!?!" Then, Sticks said "Uh, killing his body?" before Sonic could say something in an unknown language, but it was hard to translate. Then, Sticks stabs Sonic with an knife. Later, after she killed everyone, including Eggman, Orbot, Cubot, and the other robots, Sticks turns to me and said "Looks like I killed everyone. Now you are next!" and the screen fades black.
Then, I get to the credits. Before I delete it, I noticed one thing, "2012 @ Cartoon Network, Sonic the Hedgehog".
To my anger, Sonic Boom did not come out in 2012, it came out in 2014. Then, I decided to delete it.
Why would anyone do that? Also, if you see Sticks.avi in 4shared, don't download or watch it.
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Sticks of Immortality

Have you ever heard of the sticks of immortality? Of course not. Well, those who do know of it are wrong. Most people think that if you get these sticks, you live forever, but that's not the case. The sticks of immortality is actually a prayer, which you use on a stick, and then for every stick you pile on top of them, you get 1 day of immortality, so by adding a stick a day you could effectively live forever. Sounds great, right? Well it's not, because you only live for as many sticks you have in the pile, so say you have 4 sticks piled up, you are guaranteed to live for 4 days, but only 4 days, so before those days are up, you must add another stick, and if a stick is removed, a day is removed.
So, you're probably wandering why I'm telling you this. Well, as predictable as it may seem, once you hear this, I'll be dead. You see, I fell under the spell of these sticks, and I'm tired of this day by day chore of adding a stick over and over, just to have them taken away, so after this story, I'm going to break the enchanted stick, stopping my heart immediately. But my time is running short, so here it is.
The man who discovered this prayer, this curse, made a deal with the devil. If he gave him a way to live as long as he wished, he would join him on the lake of fire when he was done, and the devil did just that. But the man eventually found out that he had made a big mistake, because day by day Satan would find a way to knock over his pile of sticks. He got wind to blow them away, dogs to carry them off, termites to eat them, and all kinds of other shit. The man had to try harder and harder every day to protect them, And then one day an F5 tornado came right over to his house, but just his. The rest of the town was untouched.
The tornado ripped the pile of sticks apart, destroying the enchanted one in less than a second, and the tornado threw the man 100 feet from his house. The paramedics obviously pronounced him dead on the spot, but the strange thing was, he was dead before he even touched the ground.
So you see, this isn't a blessing, it's a curse, and it killed this man, and now it's gonna kill me. I can hear the twister coming right now, but it's not going to take me. I'm gonna end it first. The only two people that knew the prayer are gonna be dead soon, so I doubt it will ever be uncovered. But if you do learn it, for the love of god, don't use it, or else you'll end up like me, and the other guy, my dad.
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Sticky

You feel something sticky with your hand. You realise it's your cum. You have one more second before it seeps in the mattress and your eyes are diverted to your partners vicious moans. You feel wet below and the duvet is soaking wet like water has been poured in it. Your hips are tired yet they keep moving subconsciously. Up down, up down. This rhythmic pattern repeats, mimicking the beats of the jazz in the background. You both shift positions and your partner begins moaning again. The dopamine effect continues and you can feel your pole going dry yet hard as a brick. Suddenly, you feel a sharp shot of water and your legs become wet. Orgasm. It feels good so you continue. Another one, this time it was your penis. A large amount of cum flows out of your partners legs but you keep going. The heat in the middle of this vigorous sex increases. You start feeling tired so you try to stop but you cant. U keep going up and down, locked together. The moans continue slowly being replaced by your partners screams to stop but you can't. The screams eventually die away, leaving you with the thought that you killed them. Yet you still can't stop. You feel despaired and you feel yourself going dry. Very dry. It's like the Sahara. Eventually you feel drowsy and faint. You feel your consciousness slowly slip away. You begin feeling sleepy and nod off on your dead girlfriends body.
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Stinky Ball

I was playing brookhaven in roblox. And i was roleplaying as a criminal and i was robbing someone as a roleplay.
And then they started insulting me for no reason. And they were roleplaying as a cop. They were saying "your ball is stinky" that am ugly and that i have a stinky ball again. And i start questioning "why are they mad at me?" I was literally roleplaying. And i said i was roleplaying on being a criminal and they didn't listen they just saying i should die. And i left them and then i came back like 30 minutes later the kid said "you wanna rap bro" and i was doing nothing just standing there and he said again "you have stinky ball" like do i give a flip of your insult and i left because i was gonna go to sleep and rest my eyes cuz of those trash insults.
Lesson is BULLY CHILDREN'S UNTIL THEY CRY. Am just kidding but i wanna do it like they are so annoying like they wont leave me alone. But i reported them anyways but ik that the roblox admins wont even banned them for bullying cuz the moderation's bad. But if ur seeing this i wanna punch those children's. Still even if there children's. And this is the end of the entire situation.
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Stn.exe

Hey friend,
It all started when I was coming home from work. I saw a garage sale. It didn't really have that much neat stuff. I saw an 8 GB USB Thumb drive. It was only $1. I brought it home and plugged it into my laptop. It had no files on it except one. It was called Stn.txt. I clicked on it, but all it had was a link to some website. The website was <REMOVED>
The page was in some strange language, and when I popped the text into Google Translate it said it was an unknown language. There was a button on the bottom of the page. I clicked it and it began downloading a file named Stn.exe.
I clicked stop downloading but, it continued. When it was done downloading it was on my desktop, so I double clicked it. My computer shut down as soon as I opened the file. I thought it was strange...I rebooted my computer. When it was started back up, my desktop was empty except for Stn.exe
I searched my whole system and everything was deleted except for Stn.exe. I tried to open it again, and my computer froze for around one minute. Stn.exe shut down and my whole desktop was full of .jpgs, .avis and .gifs. There were many more files. One of them was jpbc.mp3 I opened it up. It was 4 seconds long. It was a very loud high pitched noise, which blew my speakers and left my ears ringing. I clicked on a file name 5474N.jpg. It was a child around 8 or 9. His penis was... his penis was cut in half, from the top down. His scrotum was ripped open and his testicles were hanging out. He had a long skinny knife sticking in his belly button. I puked. A slide show started. It had mutilated children, mutilated pets, people getting tortured and everything else of that manner.
One was called g00g00g4g4.avi. It was an infant sitting in its crib. A strange man with a deep voice keeps talking to the baby. He was saying things like "You did this to yourself!" and "Are you ready to suffer?" The man picks the baby up and drops him. He lands on his feet/butt. You can hear a few bones break, and the baby starts crying. The man punches the baby as hard as he can in the face. The baby's nose is broken and whole face is bloody. The man takes scissors and cuts the baby's ears off. He then takes each of the baby's fingers and pulls it backwards until it snaps. He drops the baby again. The baby is now screaming in agony. The man says a taunting "Goo goo ga ga" then takes a rope and strangles the baby until its eyes pop out. There are many more videos like this.
So my friend <REMOVED>, Here is the download link to Stn.exe you can't stop the download or the slideshow. This is also my suicide note. My name is Jordan Stewarts. Bye friend, Enjoy Stn.exe!
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Stoned On Steam

So, I took a hit from the bong. I was already really high, but frankly, I needed to feel like I just jumped from Jupiter, to the fucking Sun. As a hardcore gamer I had this massive rig I had blew all of my cash on, which isn't much, but still I got like a Core i5 and 6gb RAM and shit. I don't need all of the fancy crap. I hopped on Steam, the mouse in one hand, a joint in the other; livin' the fucking life. Don't mean to brag, but I was level 8, higher than you'll ever be and had a collection of over 15 games (3 are DLC's, 2 are demos and 4 are fucking boring as hell but that's still like 7 games). Also, I about 8 friends, one of them even has a low-tier unusual on TF2, fucking awesome.
With my eyes as red as the hyper-realistic blood in all of those creepypastas, I set off to spend the night fucking around on Steam, more stoned that Jesus (It's not in bad taste, it was like 2000 years ago, get over it.). I drew up the chat with one of my very close friends; #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69. 
TheWeedMan: hey man stoned as hell rite now what u doin?
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: fuck off man i don't even know why i'm still friends with you. how old r u anyways? like 50? lol
TheWeedMan: nah like 30
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: get a life loser
Then he un-friended me. What a chode. "Oh, fuck." I took another hit of the bong. "This shit is so weak. Dealer gave be the wrong stuff." I tried another conversation with a second friend; Gaben The Lord
TheWeedMan: brah you ever try weed? amazing...
Gaben The Lord: dafuq, thought i deleted u
TheWeedMan: wha?
THEN, he fucking deleted me. "Ah! Who needs this shit. I'm gonna play a game." I started playing TF2. A game I had clocked over 200 hours on but was still absolutle trash at it. My favourite class was the Spy but I still couldn't fucking work out how to cloak. Then, #YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69 got back to me.
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: Oh, hey bro. Sorry I reacted that way man.
TheWeedMan: its cool
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: smoking weed huh?
TheWeedMan: yeah boi. alright shit too
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: what kinda job u in?
TheWeedMan: oh i pick up the garbage
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: omg fucking loser
TheWeedMan: what?
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: did u actually think i was sorry? HA!
TheWeedMan: im confused
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: filming for Youtube, BITCH!
TheWeedMan: oh cool
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69: what? ah fuck this seeya!
YOLOSWAG_cod_fanboy_69_69 has gone offline
TheWeedMan: bye mate!
After that confusing shitpile of a mess, I was so high I could barely hold my joint. So, I took a deep inhale and threw the bud away. I was not going to make it through the night. Tooooo stoned. I went to bed and woke up to the smell of burning paint and smoke. The house was on fire. "Aw! Fuck me." I dashed out of the house, I could hear the echo of fire engine sirens. 
Moral of the story: Don't get "Stoned on Steam"
THE END
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Stonks

You watch her as she brushes her hair. She's humming a song you can't quite hear and smiling to herself. Not for the first time, you wonder why this person chose you.
She turns. "What do you want for Christmas?" You want to scream "Save your money!", but you only shrug. "Nothing, really."
"Nothing?" She crawls into bed and touches your leg. "Are you sure?" Again, you wonder why this person chose you.
As she takes the weight of you in her hand, your mind wanders. To your puts. They'll expire worthless, like you. After several minutes of failing to conjure your manhood, she asks, "What's wrong?"
Stonks only go up.
But you don't.
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Stop Climbing Trees Copypasta

HEADS UP TO ALL THE YOUNG PEOPLE OUT THERE. STOP CLIMBING TREES AS SOON AS YOU READ THIS. HOWEVER, IGNORING MY FRIENDLY WISDOM IS EVEN MORE DANGEROUS. POLICEMEN ARE ALREADY LOOKING FOR YOU, ESPECIALLY THROUGHOUT THE TOKYO CITY CENTER. I KNOW, I KNOW, CLIMBING TREES IS JUST TOO DAMN COOL TO GIVE UP. BUT, CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING THE MOMENT YOU RELINQUISH YOUR TREE-CLIMBING DESIRES IS THE MOMENT YOU AVOID FALLING ON YOUR ASS AND LOOKING LIKE A COMPLETE BUFFOON STUCK IN THE HOSPITAL. DISLOCATING YOUR PELVIS, SCRAPING YOUR KNEES, OR KICKING THE BUCKET CAN BE JUST THE BEGINNING. FURTHERMORE, YOUR MENTAL HEALTH COMES IN QUESTION THE SECOND YOUR FOOT ENCOUNTERS BARK. NOW, A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ANY OF YOU CRAZIES READING THIS ADVICE WHILE HANGING OUT ON A TRFE BRANCH, "RETURN TO EARTHI" I UNDERSTAND YOU WISH TO DEFY GRAVITY AND THE NATURAL ORDER OF THE ENTIRE PLANET, BUT CLIMBING TREES IS THE WRONG WAY TO DO IT. HOPEFULLY, THIS MESSAGE INSPIRES EVERY ONE OF YOU TO COME TO YOUR SENSES AND DISCOVER NEWFOUND RESPECT FOR YOUR OWN WELL-BEING.
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Stories of a cow rancher

=== Stories Of A Farmer ===
About 10 years ago I got kicked off a farm that I was renting out, the landlord had died and his sister got the land, so now that im out of the contract and finally able to think or even talk about this topic without being scared I am going to tell of a few "issues" that arose whilst I was working there.
=== The Cows ===
For the first few years that I farmed there I had a few cattle, they didn't do much for me but they dragged in some extra money and gave my dog something to chase. I personally named all the cows as there weren't that many (about 7). One of these cows was called Charles, she was an amazing cow, she produced the most milk out of the whole group, she was amazing, she and I got emotionally attached, I loved her, she was an amazing cow.
One day however I was driving through my field cutting down the ready to harvest wheat with a new farming machine my friend told me to get, it worked well yet there was always this glare in the window that was painful for my eyes. Now, we need to talk about where the cows were kept, they were all in a fenced off section that they couldn't escape from, little did I know a tree had hit the fence and they had managed to get out. While driving I looked down, I could've sworn it was only for 2 seconds, my head came up to a shock, the entire front panel of the vehicle was splattered in red, a cow, I had hit a cow and ground it up.
I was in horror, I went around the front after shutting of the machine, there laid the cows head, yet no name tag, I had guessed it was sucked up into the back, I walked around back and climbed the ladder into the wheat pit, blood and meat everywhere, there I saw it, a slightly golden name tag. My face went white, the only cow that I had given a golden name tag to was Charles, I became light headed, and fell face forward into the pit.
I woke up who knows how much later, to a buzzing sound in my left ear, I didn't know what it was, I guessed I had hit something or was in shock, I had been knocked unconscious after hitting my head on, well, something. To this day I haven't figured out what it was, but covered in meat was a flashing disc like figure, it gave off a constant buzz and had no buttons, I buried it to make sure it wouldn't do anything yet I still don't know what it was doing in Charles.
=== Mystery Car ===
A few years after the whole "cow" incident I stumbled upon something else...
-MAJOR CLIFFHANGER-
Part 2 here
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