Spongebob and patrick.mp4

where do i even start...
i used to love spongebob squarepants with all my heart. i'd watch it everyday after school. but i don't like it anymore? why though? you WILL ffind out...
one day i was messing arund on encyclopedia spongebobia on fandom. where i found a page, its name was SPONGEBOBPATRICK, i went onto the page, but i didn't get to see the page, i just get redirected to a video, i clicked the video, and it was an episode i had never heard of! it must've been recent if i hadn't heard of it or seen it yet.
the intro wasn't normal though, the music was really quiet and hard to hear. but the lyrics of it were just fine...
the episodes name was "SPATONRICKGEBSTAROB" it's like if you took "spongebob" and put parts of "patrick star" in it
the episode startd with spongebob wurking it the krusty crub, and patrick was hanging with him as he was working. they were laughing and talking as spongebob worked, "can't talking with someone while working possibly be dangerous?" i thought. oh well, i brushed it off.
squidward then got mad, they annoyed him hard. he decided to do something BAD to them when they weren't looking...
he then... got on his phone? and ordered this strange product that can do something bad to 2 people?
it said they'd have to be close together tho, and the effect would take place...
squidward ordered it without hesetation. it said it would be there in 5 minuites
it then cut to a montage of squidward trying to put up with spongebob and patrick, FOR JUST 5 MINUITES! but it torchured him. when it got there. to the krusty krab. mr krabs opened the door. he said "yes?" the delivery man said "delivery for mr squidward tortelini" squidward in the background said "THAT'S TENTICALES!"
mr krabs gave the delivery to squidward. he celebrated, becase he could finally get rid of spungebob and patrick. the item was a package of 2 potions. it said to give one of them to someone, and give the other to someone else, and wait for them to get close to each other. then it will happen...
he told spongebob to take the potions, drink one, and give the other one to patrick, he did so, and spongebob and patrick drank their potions. spongebob then said he had to go to the bathroom, and patrick said he had to too. they both ran off to the bathroom. what the sounds depicted is that patrock tripped on a rock and landed on spongebob while he was running to the bathroom, and the effects took place, they were screeming, but something was wrong... it sounded like their screams were getting mor realistic and deformed. and their screams wre slowly becomeing one scream out of one person, and on top of this... while they were screaming. there were sounds of felsh melting together...
squidward was laughing uncontrolably. but he didn't know what actually happened to them...
it then showed what happened to them... they had... ow my god... melted into a blob...
they then woke up, after becoming one horrifing amalgamation they looked in a mirror, and screamed loudly in shock seeing what they had beconne
tthey then ran back to the cooking room. and then ran out to the main room, and ate squidward aliv!
they then grabbed a customer and trew it at some other customers, killing them.
they then ate the camera. and the episode ended. there was no credits. just a black screen...
i then cleared my computers history. so that video would be gone from it
but then... one day, i was walking down the street, and i saw the amalgamation from the episode. and it ate me!
the end
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