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The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (often abbreviated to Rocky Horror) is a 1975 cultist science fiction pornographic horror musical comedy based on the 1973 musical stage production The Rocky Horror Show and average Saturday night. Unlike most films, which may be enjoyed at a local movie theater alongside a bag of salted popcorn and an overpriced beverage, Rocky Horror is largely considered unwatchable unless the audience is able to shout obscenities at the screen and chuck pieces of toast and toilet paper into the air. Viewers of Rocky Horror also engage in clever commentary by yelling out phrases like "Sex sex sex!" and "How do you masturbate?" at appropriate times, which many interpret to mean every other line.
==Plot==
There isn't one.
==See also==
*Tim Curry
*Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, Sit Down and Relax for a Bit, Try and Read or Something, Maybe Eat a Cheese Sandwich, and Basically Do Anything Other Than Obsessively Think About Being Obliterated in a Massive Nuclear Explosion
*Citizen Kong
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Category:1970s films
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Category:Musicals
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The Sand Hermit

Not be confused with the commonly known "hermit crab", the sand hermit is a strange creature that no one cares about, which explains why he lives alone. At times, he can become a little cranky. Just last week, some kids who were walking their dog came up to his house and started chucking rocks at his windows. From what I read in yesterday's newspaper, the kids are gonna be out of intensive care in a couple days, which fortunately leaves plenty of time for the parents to buy a new dog.
==Why You Should Take Utmost Caution==
You see, like anyone else in the world, the sand hermit likes his privacy. It just so happens that he likes it a bit more than normal. If you ever have a chance to drop by and say hello, then don't. The sand hermit has all sorts of defenses against the average welcoming civilian, such as guard dogs, nonstop sprinklers, and a maze in front of the bathroom.
==Poor Little Sand Hermit==
The sand hermit had parents like any other, and was raised in pretty normal household. Throughout his early childhood, he seemed happy and carefree, always turning in his homework, and gathering many friends. It wasn't until he was a junior in high school that something traumatic happened to him; to this very day no-one ever talks about it. When they absolutely have to, they refer to it simply as "The Salami Incident". Needless to say, the young sand hermit was never seen again until, ironically, someone noticed him.
==The Current Whereabouts Of This So-Called "Sand Hermit"==
No-one is quite sure where the sand hermit lives. It is a hot topic of debate among our top, elite scientists; one that requires diligence, wisdom, and the energy buzz one receives from sticking their tongue on a 9V alkaline battery.
The most common theory suggests that, however odd it may seem, the sand hermit actually resides somewhere near sand. There are many who scoff at this theory, claiming that the name "sand hermit" is actually a misnomer. One of the scientists based this belief on the fact that "...many other titles bestowed upon such creatures are so-called 'misnomers'. For instance, I named my pet hamster "Genie", when in fact, he is not one."
==How This Article Actually Relates To You==
Like it or not, you probably know the sand hermit yourself. In fact, his name is Joe Viste, and although he tends to be a bit anti-social, he's not all that dangerous. I've met him before over a cup of coffee, and he seemed like a nice guy, at least until he poured his coffee down the back of my shirt, and with a wild hoot, ran out the door. Probably had a dentist's appointment or something. Nothing out of the ordinary.
==See Also==
*Homeless Nerds
*Hobo
Category:Creatures
The Schnappian-Liechtensteinian War

The Schnappian-Liechsteinian War is an ongoing military conflict which started in January of 1964. The conflict involves the Schnappian Armed Forces fighting the Liechtensteinian Unarmed Child Slave Soldiers.
The Schnappian government declared war on the Liechtenstein State for still having a monarchy with a Prince who looks like 'the town dork who bashes his head against a wall every night' - General Secretary of the Schnappian Party, and it swore to arrest every Liechtensteinian citizens for being homicidal mass-child killers, whom got freed by the Bavarians from Schnappian prisons (known as the Moe Lester incident) in the year 1806.
The Schnappian government also claimed, since Liechtenstein isn't a recognized country, they're not actually waging war, so any so called "war crimes" committed in Liechtensteinian territory doesn't count and if you say otherwise you will get targeted by the A.S.S (Secret Service of the Schnappian State) who will end your puny life.
The capital of Liechteinstein, Vaduz, is facing heavy bombardment by toilet paper, which caused the terrible toilet paper shortage of 2021 to become a fact. On the toilet paper which is used to bombard the capital, is written "Liechtenstein sucks ass and big balls!"
So far, this was has been comparably bloody to The GI Joe-Transformers War. 
Bill Nye stated that the chances of Liechtenstein winning this war are like his chances of continuing to be able to hide his bald spot. 
==Bloody battle at Vaduz==
The bloodiest battle of this conflict was in the capital of Liechtenstein, Vaduz. The Liechtensteinian fought cowardly in a last ditch cheap effort to save the city, however, tragically (not really), all of them got bombed to bits.
The Secret

The Secret is one of the most important things you could ever know or experience - valuing at about two Buddhas or 90% of Jesus. Also, it is completely made up. Only slack-jawed, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging lobotomy patients buy into this transparent New Age ruse.
==Background of The Secret==
The only lucid words ever spoken by a blind and brain-damaged street urchin, The Secret was written on paper made from human skin, smuggled from orifice to orifice, Chinese whispered to a wise man who lived on a mountain and who told only those that could get past the Hydra, before eventually being entombed within an ancient Atlantian crypt for millennia - only to be channeled by an unsuspecting psychic housewife in 2007(100% Verifiable). 
==The Size of The Secret==
The secret is BIG. I mean, really really BIG - bigger than font can convey. Bigger than your mumma and her mumma combined. 
==Evidence of The Secret at work(100% Verifiable)==
* Pretty much any really famous and/or successful person knew The Secret. Aristotle, Plato, Isaac Newton, Martin Luther King, Mao Zedong, Henry Ford, Joseph Stalin, Albert Einstein, Winston Churchill, Fred Savage, etc, are all good examples of people who must have known it. 
* A totally zoned out hippie heard the secret, and became Jerry Seinfeld for a while, but then forget The Secret again, and so reverted to his original form, without any time apparently passing by. 
* When good luck happens to people, like winning the lottery, that's the secret too. 
==What is The Secret?==
I could tell you, but let's face it, if you deserved to know it, you wouldn't even be reading this page - you'd be out manipulating human society in subtle yet massive ways (or something even cooler). Do flowers spontaneously grow in your footsteps? Can you crack open a non-twist top beer just by using an eyelid? Can you calculate Pi? You still aren't good enough to know The Secret. Go home to your mere-mortal-life-is-average existence. Loser.
==The Modern Twist==
Firstly, making sure we've established this, The Secret is Massive - massive like a hard-on-in-tight-pants massive. But, there is hope! 
The Secret, which at the moment is only known to a precious few, is available to you if you're willing to pay the ridiculously small fee for something so potent(!!!) and powerful. For £616.00 you too can share in the success of knowing The Secret. Let me put it another way - how important is gravity to you? Want to have something more important, working on your side? The time is at hand - only the first ten callers get this special offer. Call now and we'll throw in a copy of Crystal Healing - the beginners guide to Atlantian wisdom(100% proven), by the same author. Pay by credit card and received blessed salt satchels - sprinkle them around your house to make a force field to all bad energy/vibes/spirits(unable to block Karma, or voodoo).
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The Shaggs

The Shaggs was an english rock band formed in 1960. The band was composed of the 4 sisters the Dorothy "Dot" Wiggin, Betty Wiggin, Helen Wiggin and, later, Rachel Wiggin. They are regarded as the most influential and best band of all time. They influenced a lot of genres, especially rock. Their song "My Pal Foot Foot" was big hit, and made them one of the best bands in the world. 
==History==
The sisters had never really heard that much music in their life. One day, their dad forced them to make music because of some prophecy his mom told him. The prophecy said that a music band with some girls would save all music from becoming one genre where you are only allowed to use the note C. They had to create music from scratch. The sisters had to practice for 5 years before they made an album. That's how good the first album is! They didn't make a lot of albums, only two albums. That was still enough to get them popular and inspire people. When they had live shows, people would throw trash at them to show love. Some say they showed hate. There are people that think that the real band in the prophecy was actualy a really obscure band called Small Church. Their reasons behind this is that music today sucks so badly.
When the dad of the sisters died, they held a party. They celebrated. Dorothy said in an interview that they hated their dad, and this is where they got most of their ideas from. The Shaggs got popular again when Dr. Demento found their work. He said that he liked it, and then every one else liked it. He brainwashed them. That's his super power. Now the fans wanted them to make more music. The Shaggs thought they had said clearly in "Who Are Parents?" that they were screaming for help. But they had to be forced to make more music again. They still make music i think????
==Are The Shaggs better than The Beatles?==
There is another band a lot of people think is the best. They make music wit- Yes. The Shaggs are better than The Beatles.
==Are they really?==
Yes. There is no arguing about that.
==You sure?==
YES! Now stop asking me these questions. You already know the answer.
Category:British musical groups
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The Shark on the River Kwai

The Shark on the River Kwai is a 1957 British/American World War II film by David Lean and Steven Spielberg. The film is a work of fiction, but borrows the near-fatal biting of two sunbathing British officers by a great white in a Thai river for its historical setting.
==Synopsis==
A group of British prisoners of war are ordered by Japanese Colonel Saito to build a riverside holiday resort on the banks of the Thai river Kwaidoesn't actually exist, it just rhymes with Thai. British Colonel Nicholson, however, refuses to work, complaining about the lack of stout ale in the labor camp. Eventually, Saito accepts his demands, and convinces Nicholson to work on the resort after a refreshing lukewarm pint of bitter in the labor camp bar.
Nicholson takes the lead in the construction of the resort, and initially makes good progress. However, a great white shark, released by Allied commandosUnlike modern army sharks, the 1943 versions did not have lasers instead of eyes., begins terrorizing the forced laborers, effectively halting any work. Nicholson, proud of his work, hunts down the shark, makes it eat a canister of pressurized oxygen and fires his revolver, sending shark chunks in all directions in a dramatic explosion. Only then does Colonel Nicholson realize that he's been working for the enemy all along, and that he really did need a bigger boat.
==Controversy==
Jack Nicholson had previously starred in Star Wars as a child molester and an extreme pervert.
This greatly affected The Shark on The River Khai's performance at the Box Office. It only made 23 Thai Baht at initial release because it sucked so fucking bad.
Only 2 people went to see it on the weekend of release, Al Gore and Michael Jackson. Al Gore only went because nobody likes him and he wants a friend who believes in goddamn ManBearPig. Michael Jackson only went because he heard that a young boys penis gets shown at the start of the movie. Michael Jackson was reported to have said on the movie, "This sucked, Sweet children. I'm going to go watch young boy porn again with Blanket and Gordan Ramsey."
Nicholson also used the force in this movie to help him kill himself. He really did need a bigger boat.
==Notes==
Category:Thailand
Category:World War II
The Shredder

Born in sweeeet home Ala-BAM-uh!, Japan, Tom Clancy and somebody else...we're not really quite sure....actually we know absoulutely nuttin' (what war is good fo!). The Shredder was one of the leaders of Shredding and spends his time shredding paper and shredding on his guitar. He enjoys wearing fuzzy slippers and taking long walks on the beach.
==The Oroku Saki Expierence==
Later in his life, Shredder formed a band with hip-hop sensation MC Krang and his two idiots Bebop and Rocksteady. The band was most radical and also tubular to the extreme, but it later became funkadelic because the band warped from the 80s all the way back to the 60s. The band was killed in bowling alley shoot-out, but got back up and kicked the crap outta the shooters cause THEY'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! NO! THEY'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT! THEY'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT.....ANYMORE! The band still performs. Here is a short list of their best songs ever:
*I'm Gonna Crap On Your Shoes
*What's Your Problem?
*I'll Shred Yer Frickin' Eyes Out
*The Dimension X Blues
*I'm Dreaming Of A Red (with blood) Christmas
*Pimp My Evil Fortress
*I'm Gonna Crap On Your Shoes Part II (I've Done It Once And I'll Do It Again!)
*Crap Factory
*Illegal Puppy-Kicking
*Why I Think Leonard Nimoy's Cool
==The Technodrome==
The Technodrome is the band's roaming house which has feet on the side that'll kick you in the nuts. It kills stuff and is awesome. It also kills stuff. Besides that it kills things. It kills bears too. It kills dogs. Did I mention it kills stuff?
==Shredding Up The Literature World==
The Shredder is also an accomplished novelist and writer of how-to books. Critics absolutely love his work and eat from his toilet for the sake of poetic irony. Many call the books "good", "decent" or "swell" and some would even go as far as to call them "mediocre."
Here is a short list of some of his Shredtastic books:
*The Shred Of The Krangs
*Shredding For Dummies
*Shredragon
*Shreddy Pothead and The Sorcerer's Stash
*Shreddy Pothead and The Chamber Of Pot
*Shreddy Pothead was a Prisioner In Askaban
*Shreddy Pothead and The Joint On Fire
*Shreddy Pothead and The Order Of The Pot
*Shreddy Pothead and The Half-Baked Prince
*Shreddy Pothead and The Deadly Dope
*The Hitchhiker's Guide To Shredding
*War and Shred
*The Shred
==Film Career==
The Shredder has written, directed and starred in only one movie, known as "The Shredder Shreds Back!" It is the best movie ever! The plot revolves around how Shredder shredded and had high-action, unrealistic Kung Fu battles with government operatives that were born with the inability to shred (called the Un-Shreds). The movie provides a very true and realistic view of Shredder's life and is considered to awesome that Mr.T gave it an award, saying "I pity myself for not bein' able to Shred like that guy!"
The Shredder also has shown an interest in being Bad-Ass:The Movie 2:The One That Comes After The First, as well as the destruction of various trailer parks that just piss him off.
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The Signal

This article, The Signal, contains content made by various authors who remain anonymous, and have their own POVs on the subject. The point here is to turn you into a killer. Or to hypnotize you into becoming a killer. Just Read IT! And when you are done, you will feel like going out and killing. This is psycho, and you will undoubtedly make so many mistakes that the authorities will come to arrest you within hours. You can then either commit suicide-by-cop or you can go quietly. If you go quietly, you will be put on trial, and, at a fucking minimum, end up in a 10' by 5' cage for the next fifty years or so, give or take a decade.
At a maximum you will be strapped onto something and things will be done to you with about 20 people watching through little windows, things you won't be able to walk away from or talk your way out of this time.
Just so you know the consequences.
So here you go. Read this, and then do what you do. We wash our hands of you.
 
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The Sopranos

The Sopranos, a ball-breaking series which enjoyed several seasons of high ratings and critical acclaim. In its fourth season, it underwent a radical format change: only three episodes per season were to be written in advance by a competent television writer, with all other installments to be improvised on the spot by the cast. This came about after Emmy winner James Gandolfini began a hunger strike demanding more slow, moody close-ups of his face.
Emmy-winning actress Edie Falco, who portrays Princess Stephanie of Kazakhstan on the series, has been said to come from a future society where such things as violence, profanity, sexual situations, drug use, and boobies are unknown. This is not true. Don't believe them when they say that or you'll end up being just another tool for them to use as they please.
Emmy-winning series creator David Chase Emmanuel Goldstein is currently in Vegas Eastasia spending his advance for season 6, which will begin filming "someday". Rumored plotlines include an erotic gay kiss on the show, between Tony and Silvio, and Tony getting killed. Steven Seagal is slated to guest star; however, contract talks with Seagal are stalled as he is demanding slow, moody close-ups of his face.
The series has garnered several awards, including the Emmy. What the fuck is an Emmy? Nobody cares. Anyway, in 1999 the series won the Grammy for Best Live Avant-Garde Act and two tickets to the Super Bowl N'SYNC reunion concert.
The series is an accurate (Politically incorrect) portrayal of Italian-Americans in public life in the US of A (New Jersey, where else these I-talians live?) An American family who were smart to make it big.
==Plot Summary==
Tony Soprano is a mob boss, who is slowly going crazy. The show consists of flashbacks from his psychiatrist's couch. All the action takes place in his over-hyped, sober imagination. He forgets about the psychiatrist when he's drunk in his bar, and is only reminded by the psychiatrist business card that he finds in his wallet. Filming is in 3D and all three dimensions are transmitted individually, as re-runs.
After season three, in a desperate attempt to up the ratings, HBO demanded that David Chase talk with LOST producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse about how to keep people hooked on a TV show. This explains the dramatic format shift in season four, where Tony manages to 'escape' from New Jersey. The rest of the story is told through flashbacks, flashforwards, flashsideways and flashlights in an increasingly convoluted and confusing fashion.
==See Also==
*Tony Soprano
*Sopranos series finale
*UnNews:China_kicks_US_TV_into_touch
*Paulie Gualtieri
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Category:Italy
Category:Mafia
Category:American television series
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The State

The State is the governing body which is metaphysically linked to "affairs" by the word "of", giving rise to the phrase "state of affairs". The state is responsible for controlling the affairs linked to it by sentence structures in the various babblings of philosophers. Although science cannot determine exactly when the first state emerged, logicians have determined that it emerged alongside the first affairs.
== Sociological Perspective ==
Sociologists suggest that social relationships may play a part in things. From this radical claim they derive the fact that states, like affairs, need friends and can't just be hermits. Most academics consider this religious belief to be false, though scientists disagree with the idea that religious truths can be incorrect. Distraction may be a major factor in debates on this issue (possibly a result of ADHD).
== Conspiracy Theories ==
Conspiracy theorists have recently been driven into a frenzy over the obvious secret American plot. The theorists claim that it is obvious from the country's name (The United States of America) that the government intends to enforce its hegemony over all affairs, and place itself as the one state that may be attached to an affair in a sentence. The consequences of this are obviously catastrophic, considering the basic need of postmodernists to endlessly describe fantasy states of affairs the seem to have nothing to do with anything and propose nutty ways to govern them. Urban legend sources report that when Foucault even thought about an American flag, he would be impotent for weeks. If the Americans succeed, conspiracy theorists claim, the United States will become a totalizing force and hegemonize all power-structures under totalizing discursive textual erotic psychedelia. Current rebel factions include the Communists, who claim that Karl Marx has already dominated all states of affairs with his beard, and that expansion of American power is a waste of money.
== Sports Perspective ==
Radical athletes oppose both of the aforementioned mainstream perspectives on the state, and claim that the state's only function is to display the muscular greatness of sportsmen to the populace through the mass media. Thinkers such as Wayne Gretzky contend that "if I can't shoot the puck, I don't give a fuck", a claim which is now suppressed by most democratic governments. Radical athlete protests are usually only covered by ESPN, which is worshiped by leftists for its constant coverage of aggressive sports demonstrations against the existing order.
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