Tokyo Lift/Beta/Season 17

In , the Lift's decline across the past seasons continued. The team was responsible for Shelling three players on other teams. On top of this, Stijn Strongbody was incinerated by a rogue umpire, marking the team's first incineration.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup 	Rotation
*Yusef Fenestrate
*Gerund Pantheocide
*Nandy Slumps
*Elwin McGhee
*Stijn Strongbody
*Engine Eberhardt
*Silvaire Semiquaver
*Jessica Telephone
*Halexandrey Walton
*Freemium Seraph	
*Cudi Di Batterino
*Coolname Galvanic
*Grollis Zephyr
*Alejandro Leaf
*Mags Banananana
Shadows	Shadows
*Concrete Mandible
*Val Hitherto
*Quack Hookrace
*Sleve Matsuyama
*Chandra Blortles
*Sheri Friday
*Jana Beats
*Kit Honey
*Nucleus Street
*Dander Permadeath
*Spits Strongbody
*Zelda Highway
*Theodore Honeywell	
*Concrete Mandible
*Val Hitherto
*Quack Hookrace
*Sleve Matsuyama
*Chandra Blortles
*Sheri Friday
*Jana Beats
*Kit Honey
*Nucleus Street
*Dander Permadeath
*Spits Strongbody
*Zelda Highway
*Theodore Honeywell
==Notable Events==
===Renovations===
*Hotel Motel - 5,247,283 Coins Spent
**The Gym unlocks !
*Ballpark Cleanup - 3,472,016 Coins Spent
**The Gym was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
===Roster Changes===
====Incinerations====
Day	Player 	Replaced by
44 	Stijn Strongbody	Rylan O'Lantern
====Shellings====
Day	Shelling Player 	Team 	Shelled Player	Team
14 	Alejandro Leaf 	Tokyo Lift	Felix Garbage 	LA Unlimited Tacos
14 	Alejandro Leaf 	Tokyo Lift	Basilio Fig 	LA Unlimited Tacos
75 	Jessica Telephone	Tokyo Lift	Joe Voorhees 	Hellmouth Sunbeams
====Peanut Allergies====
Day	Player 	Event
2 	Jessica Telephone	Superallergy cured by Peanut Mister
26 	Jessica Telephone	Allergy cured by Peanut Mister
====Blooddrains====
Day	Siphoning Player	Team 	Stat 	Siphoned Player	Team 	Notes
5 	Stijn Strongbody	Tokyo Lift	n/a 	Dunlap Figueroa	Hades Tigers	Blocked by
5 	Mags Banananana 	Tokyo Lift	n/a 	Paula Mason 	Hades Tigers	Blocked by
63 	Randy Dennis 	Miami Dale	Defense	Freemium Seraph	Tokyo Lift 	
==== Elsewhere ====
Day	Player 	Cause	Return Day	Duration	Scattered name
22 	Cudi Di Batterino	 	42 	20 days 	n/a
====Parties====
Day	Player
91 	Coolname Galvanic
91 	Nandy Slumps
95 	Engine Eberhardt
==Election Results==
===Decrees===
*Smithy passed with 968,906 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes
**FORGES FIREHAMMER ANVILBONDS BROKENREBORN
**The Gym is granted a .
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===Wills===
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Lift vote to swap Inky Rutledge and Alejandro Leaf.
**The Shoe Thieves and Lift made a trade.
***
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**Equivalent Exchange - 46% of all Lift Will VotesThis Filing - 40% of Lift Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 18% chance of happening.
*Transfuse
**The Lift vote to infuse Cudi Di Batterino's Pitching ability.
**Cudi Di Batterino's Pitching is Infused.
***Pitching 
**Cudi Di Batterino's Batting is Outfused.
***Batting 
**Transfuse - 35% of all Lift Will VotesThis Filing - 96% of Lift Transfuse VotesFinal Odds - 34% chance of happening.
==Season Overview==
Once a potentially-good team, the Lift saw a return to their original less-than-peak performance this season. The team finished 18th in the league this season. These events were punctuated by the incineration of Stijn Strongbody, and by Jessica Telephone and Alejandro Leaf collectively Shelling three other players.
The Lift gained a Smithy in the election this season. Following Leaf's shelling of their former teammates, the Lift exchanged them for Inky Rutledge, an equally strong pitcher. The team also transfused Cudi Di Batterino.
Category: Tokyo Lift
Category: Season 17