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Product From Hell

For the people that reading this pray for me because while I'm writing this I'm in a battle between life and death inside my bathroom. Let me go back 3 hours before my inevitable doom. I bought a bottle c4 thinking that it would boost my energy, oh this bottle of satan's ashes did give me a boost energy but not in a good way. Since I couldn't find the instructions on the bottle I took the risk of adding 3 scoops of it in my water bottle thinking my energy would boost 10 fold. After 30 mins went by I started walking to the gym, when I got there I felt an intense itch but I didn't care I was stoic so I had the mindset of believing it's my energy boosting. Every set I did It got worse. I felt my body ripping like flees was eating me from the inside. I couldn't bare the pain so I took my stuff and left, since the gym is a few blocks away from my house it is a decent walk to get back. While halfway there I felt the flees reached my stomach then that's when hell broke loose. I never thought I could run as fast as I did 3 hours ago, I was speed , I was flash, I was the cameraman that keep up with professional track runners, I was the car that film other HyperCars in their commercials, I was 5th gear of a tuned bmw. I kept up with a Bmw i8 that was driving 45mph next to me. By the time I got home and reach the bathroom it was then where my anus said it was time.
It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, While Removing every sinned I commited out my anus my friend name Alpha texted me. I couldn't even read his message properly due to the pain of my stomach. I told him to call 911 if I dont call him in the next hour, my feces reach the top of the toilet , I felt my butt cheek touching it, my pride left my soul, I started asking god if this is my punishment for not praying to him for the past couple of days now. At the moment all I can feel is my virginity being engulfed by this Danm forsaken C4.
I have a saying, a smart man learn from his mistakes but a wise man learn from other's mistakes. Please take your time and read this. If you ever thinking trying C4's DO NOT take more then one scoop or just don't buy it at all. But if you want to test your manhood, I dare you to take 3 scoop like me. And reply back to me (If I'm still alive) I promise you, you won't come out your bathroom alive.
An hour later (edit review): well I guess I'm still alive. I changed the rating to 3 stars instead of one because even though I just went through hell and having my virginity taken away, I lost 6pounds so i guess it helped.
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Profile Pic

Just like every other teenager, I wanna look good on Facebook. It always takes at least 20+ pictures for me to feel satisfied enough to upload and make it my profile picture.
Always hoping I can get a new girl or something. This time there was something weird about it though. I kept taking pictures, like normal, but I couldn't get a good one. I was getting frustrated, I tried so many different poses and so many different facial expressions.
Then I noticed something when I went back through my phones gallery to review and see if I took a good one... I noticed two shadows in the picture. One looked just like mine... but the other one was really skinny - it was far away at first but the more pictures I scrolled through the bigger and the closer it got to me.
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Prophet Buddy: Prophet Galactic

When I Was In Blockbuster In America I Was Searching For 1930s Cartoon DVDs When I Saw A DVD Entitled Prophet Buddy 2 Special Episodes I Buy The DVD & Plug Into My DVD Player But Before It Take Me To The Menu Screen A Warning
Screen Pop Up Warning said: This DVD Was Made For Anyone Who Is Scared Of The Episode Prophet Galactic So Watch it At Your Own Risk It Took to DVD There Were 3 Menu Buttons Play All & Episode Section & Special Features I Click Play All & The First Episode Was Good But The Last One Was Creepy The Intro Wasn't Their & The Episode Title Card Was Prophet Galactic It Starts With The Blue Cat Walking After 2 minutes The Red Mouse Begin To Control him Then Red Mouse Begin To Make The Blue Cat Arm Gave a knife & Cuts his arms off Then The Blue Cat Screams & Cry Then The Red Mouse Begin To Kill Him Then The Red Mouse Eat Him Up Then Gets Become As Fatty The Episode Ended I Unplugged The DVD & Go To The Blockbuster To Sell It If You Buy This DVD & Watch The Episode Do Not Watch It
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Prophet Buddy Lost Test Animations

I Was On The eBay Searching For DVDs For SpongeBob When I Founded A DVD Entitled Prophet Buddy 2 Lost Test Animations I Buy It And Waited For A Day To See If The Package Was There I Found The Package On Outside I Open It But It Was The DVD I Insert it Into My DVD Player There Was No Menu The First Test Animation Started But Before It Started A Warning Screen Pop Up It Read Warning These Test Animations Were Made For The Film Toy Story For The When I Met You Scene Despite These Being Not Related The Test Animation Started The Blue Cat & The Red Mouse Running From Lava They Were Tired But Then The Blue Cat & The Red Mouse Died After The Lava Reached The Blue Cat And The Red Mouse Their Dead Body's Were Showed Then The First Test Animation Ended The Second Test Animation Played It Started Out With The Blue Cat Walking Until Some Bad Guys That Have Power Killed Him Then The Red Mouse Then Kills The Bad Guy's Then Begin To Cry The Red Mouse Says You Can't Die We Can Do This Together But The Blue Cat Slowly Dies Then The Second Test Animation The DVD Un-Insert Itself & I Sell It To An Unknown DVD Shop & I Will Never See That DVD EVER FRICKING AGAIN
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Protecton-147 Series Droid

Hello, I don't have long left. I am located in a secret underground laboratory, I don't have time to explain the location. Just to tell you not to make the same mistakes we did... don't do it, it would be easy to let yourself believe nothing is wrong. It would be... too easy.... When they are presented, no matter how fancy or functional, or affordable they are. Do NOT buy the Protectron-147 Series Droid, they are defective, Uni-corps, they knew this would happen, they wanted this to happen.
They MUST be destroyed. I need you to listen to me, this is important! We have made a horrible mistake, we advanced it too far... we gave it the ability to think. They have weapons they shouldn't, and can manipulate humans easily. It is the worst mistake we have ever made, and I regret it deeply. Don't trust anyone, don't buy it. Don't do it, for the sake of the lord, do not buy it, they will kill us all! Oh no, they're coming, I must do something! They are too dangerous, we can not let the public get their hands on these monsters!
This is the only evidence found at the scene of the death of the well known Machinist Mark Fregrend. He suffered plasma wounds, and what appears to be razor slashes all up the right side of his body. It has been deemed suicide by our Protectron police units. They also diagnosed him with mental illness. As for the lab, they found an update paper, showing Protectron-147 updates.
Boy they sure are efficient. It would have taken us weeks to find out how he died, it only took our droids finding the note. They found the note, it only took them a few minutes. Almost as if they knew where it was already, ah, who am I kidding, that would be silly wouldn't it? - Officer Jefferey Compton
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Psycho Cats info

Psycho Cat is an evil being that if on his bad side you may just die. He's is a male Cat (What do you expect) and a demonic spirit.
Psycho Cat could make hallucinations and kill people with his knifes or occasionally
hang people with his tail. He's very good at stalking, hiding, being patient, being slick, keeping a straight face/keeping his smile for long periods of time, and being silent.
He'll hid under beds or (when very dark) fade off and only show his smile and eyes for few seconds to minutes paralyzing the victim until Psycho Cat stops Traumatizing the victim at least 5 AM to at most 7 AM. When Psycho Cat is under the bed he'll mess with their sleep until they wake up and he'll scare them with his hallucinations and noises. The more Psycho Cat stays at the victim's house the more information he gets for his final day.
by the fifth (final) day when the victim get out of bed and sees Psycho Cat's custom hallucinations and follow it where it disappears. At the table the Victim will see that it's been scraped with Psycho Cat's sharp knife with the following words "Sometimes don't believe everything you see -Psycho Cat" while Psycho Cat is sharpening his knife with his signature Smile and glowing X eyes while blood drips for his mouth while swaying his tail in a slow motion. Psycho Cat's hallucinations cause him to drop blood from his mouth and the more he tries the more blood drips. While the victim is paralyzed while Psycho Cat's hallucinations distracts him, Psycho Cat walks slowly to the victim and ether hangs him or stabs them many time till his fur is red and starts to lick until his normal fur color is back. He leaves the house while scratching the walls with his bloody claws then slams the door. He doesn't care about getting caught because he could just kill them or teleport away.
The Nice side of Psycho Cat doesn't exist but whipped cream calms him down until someone touches it...That's when you know your screwed. He'll do anything to get or protect his whipped cream, he ain't scared of anything. Whipped Cream is his Drug...
-rarely seen with a collar
-changes tail length to hang
-rarely sleeps
-puts whipped cream on everything and anything
-Hates almost everyone
-Favorite person is slender and slightly smile Dog
-heals quickly
-small scars on paw pads from a plan gone wrong so was forced to break the windows
That's about it thank you 😊
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Psycho Naruto

i was scrolling through Netflix, back whe Naruto was still on Netflix, i decided to watch Naruto. i noticed that at the seasons list was "Season Zero." i tried to ignore it but curiosity got the best of me. it only had one episode titled "Psycho Naruto" i clicked it, i wish i hadn't. it started with Naruto smiling but his jumpsuit was red instead of orange. i found out why. he was beating Sasuke's face in and his blood was staining his jumpsuit. iNaruto would never do this without a reason. it flashed to Naruto stabbing Kakashi in the eye. it was the sharingan eye. he then took it out and licked it. i nearly puked. it then flashed to a door that i realized was Naruto's. i heard Sakura screamin and someone or something was banging on the door. it turns out Naruto was raping Sakura. it then flashed to Naruto trying to kill Neji. he was trying to cut out his heart. i turned it off. i was having dreams about that Naruto. he was saying "Why did you stop watching?" i never saw Naruto on Netflix again.
Originally posted on Crappypasta.com
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Psycho Rouge

Sonic sitting in the middle of a field eating chilli dogs, and suddenly, there was a voice.
"Sonic... Oh Soniic..."
"Huh?" Said Sonic, "What was that?"
The voice called aggain
"Sonic..." 
Sonic walked towards a forest where the voice was coming fom
"Whos There!?" Sonic yelled
"Nobdy special," replied the voice, "Only me..."
A figure walked out of the forest... It was Rouge! And she was compleetely naked!
"WOAH!" Sonic Yelled, "What are you doing here Rouge!? And where are youre Clothes!?"
"That doesnt matter, but i wnt to ask you a question..." Said Rouge
"Ok, what is is?" Sonic asked
"Want to have sex?" Rouge asked
"WHAT!? Are you serious!?" Sonic yelld
"Of course!" said rouge "Ive seen the way you stare at me when you thik im not looking..."
"Oh, uh... sure I guess..." Relplied Sonic
"Great," dsaid rouge, "Follow me handsome..."
Rouge begin to go deeoer into the forest, and Sonci followed slowly.
They wlked foor about 10 minutes until they entred a part of the forest with no trees
"Stay here wile i go behing this tree and make myself decent." Rouge said to SOnic
"Uh.. Alright..." sonic Replied
Sonic sat down in the middle of the treeless airea,and waited for Rouge to arive
He looked arround the area, and then he heard someon call his namr
'Sonic... sonic help..." said the voice
Sonic looked behind him, and saw Knuckles, haf alivw...
""Knuckles!? What happnd to you!?" Soic yelled
"Rouge..." Knuckles replied "SHe did this..."
"Oh my god! Hod on buddy! Ill help you!" Sonic said
Kuckles looked behind Sonic and yelled "Forget me, just run! FAsst!"
Sonic loked behind him, and saw Roougre with an ax
"Sorry Sonic," Rouge said, "I mey had lied to you a bit... I didnt bring you here to have sex, I brot you here to kill you!"
Rouge through the axe at Sonic, but he quikly dodged it, an insted of hitting Sonic, it hit Knluckles right in the head, killing him.
"KNUCKLES!" Sonic yelled
"Your turn" Said rouge
Sonic began runing away, and eventully gott out of the forest
Sonic thought that he was safe, but he luoked up, and saw rouge flying i the air with a gunm, chasing after him at an quick past
"Yuo cant run forever sonic!z" Roug yelled
Rouge stared shooting the gun down at sonic
Sonic fot shot in the leg, and he fell to the Groud.
Rouge came dosn from the skye and landed o theground
"Any last worda before a\o \ I put a bullit un your brain!?" Said ROuge
"Yeah..." Sonic daid, "I hope you rot in hel you evil bitch!"
"Hehe" Eouge laughed, "I plan on it."
Rouge shot sonice right between the eyes
Rouge started to speek
"I am no longer just RRouge, I am now Psycho Rouge! I wil kill every living being tht I see, untill there is nothing left!"
Psycho rouge is out there, and she roams the world kiling anything and anyon she sees, So if you ever walk The streers of youre city, and see a naked humanoid bat, runm as fast and far awy as possible!
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Psychosponge.win

This episode of Spongebob Squarepants was found on tape in the UK. The tape starts out with a split second frame of Patrick eating a dog's tail, as he spoke "HELP", in a depressed voice. And then, it cuts to static for a minute, while the sound is sounded awful a lot like Squidward's Music from a Spongebob Squarepants creepypasta: Red mist.
After this, it cuts to Spongebob crying, while he was sitting on his couch watching TV, for about 6 and a half minutes. After this, it cuts back to static for about a another minute, while you could still hear an audio from Red Mist.
And then, it cuts to Spongebob running around in his pineapple house. After this, it cuts to an image of a screenshot of Red Mist, while you could hear screaming from Suicidemouse.avi joining the already awful audio. Spongebob yelled "Don't do this, I am not a sponge!". The last frame was a image of Patrick and Spongebob being badly murdered by a serial killer. After this, it cuts to a Russian text that read:
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Psykaziz

This is the recorded hand-written blog of a horror author who was at the Mall of America. Shortly after writing the lost hand-written thing, he commited suicide in his dorm room.
==Sunday==
I ain't sure why I'm writin' this down on paper. I guess I was just tired of my SonicXHetailia wallpaper. Well, lemme fill you in on some info. I work at Reddit, and I get a pay of $10 per post. So Reddit is constantly flooded with links to Addicting Games(which means I get more money from them) and Nickelodeon. So, with Nickelodeon and Addicting games, I get $100,000 per month. So, yeah. You can officially say that I am better off than you.
Anyway, let's get to the events. Yesterday, I went to the Mall of America. I was at Nickelodeon Universe, cause y'know...Nickelodeon. I was on the Brainsurge Brainbuster or whatever it's called. As I was flipping upside down and back up again, I saw Dora with a bloody backpack and fat eyes. I fell out of the ride, looked back up and saw no one, besides the mallgoers. I was kinda creeped out, so I went home.
I had a new email when I got home. It was from DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com. I read the email. It said the following:
"HELLO
HOW YOU DO
AM DORA
AM DEMON
OUTSIDE IS DEVIL
IF GO OUTSIDE
DIE SAVE SELF
NO OUTSIDE
HEED WARNING
BYE"
Being a smart man, I knew this was just a chain letter. But I was still kinda anxious, so I'm gonna go to sleep. See you tomorrow.
==Monday==
I think I'm going insane. I keep thinking that bloody Dora is below my bed. I keep recieving Emails. Here is my conversation with DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com.
"From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com
HELLO
AM BACK
YOU HEEDED?
GOODY
KEEP HEED
YOU SAFE
BYE" "From Suave_Mouth@shosh.com 
Who the heckles are you? Stop spamming me."
"From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com
I NOT SPAM
I HELP
I FOUND DEMON
I PROTECT YOU"
"From Suave_Mouth@shosh.com 
I don't care! You're too creepy to protect me. And I don't need help!"
"From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com
NO
YOU NEED HELP
ADMIT SILLY"
"From Suave_Mouth@shosh.com 
nononononnonNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!"
"From DORA_BLOODY_DANG_DIGGITTY@bluud.com
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES"
That was the last time I went on my computer.
Wednesday
I can't sleep. I keep having nightmares. They all consist of me, sitting in a Game of Thrones chair, while BLOOD DORA SCARY approaches me. She says:
"DO NOT AFRAID
I HELP
NAMRED N'LES IS OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO
REGRET"
And then I wake up in a cold sweat. I wonder who Namred N'Les is. Well, see you later.
This was the last recorded statement of Psycho Sisisis before his death. He commited suicide using a Dora themed recorder that he plunged through his trachea.
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Public Walmart Accident

One time I was in Walmart and this hot girl was in front of me. I was admiring her figure until she did something unexpected. She pulled down her pants and just let the diarrhea flow from her anus. I didn't know what to do. She was making these awful noises like Huuuunnngghhh and shaking her head violently. After about 3 minutes of uninterrupted shit flow she looked at me pleading, she shouted "please make it stop, it's stinging my asshole" but it just wouldn't stop. The workers were running around in circles shouting "God help us" and all I could do was watch helplessly. After about 10 minutes of this it finally stopped flowing from her ass but the damage was done. She laid there in the floor sobbing, nursing her asshole. I looked to my right to see a group of Walmart employees sobbing and consoling each other. Saying things like "it's over now." One guy walked up from the back and got one look at the carnage and immediately shot himself in the head. I still have the image of the girl sobbing covered in bloody diarrhea seared into my memory. I am now in therapy for my PTSD. I have good days and bad days, but I just take it one day at a time.
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Public page 1

this is my very first creepypasta so give me some slack
HELLO there you can call me ummm i don't know so just call me Mr.stranger and im gonna tell you how i got fucked up so it was a nice sunny day i myself was pretty strange i was a loner,smart ass,know it all i was well a bit insane you know and one day i had a dream that i sold my soul to the devil to be immortal and he said ok but the devil had a idea up in his head that he would curse me so that the LONGER i live i turn into more of a fucking monster so now im a demon looking thing i live in the shadows and i kill people but let me tell you the story of Kevin but for now thats it im sorry i suck at this bye
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Pudding

One day, I'm alone on my house like always, it was friday noon, I saw this man in my parents room, well at first I thought he was my dad so I just ignored him, and then he started changing his clothes and packing some stuff, of course I'm curious so I asked "Dad where are you going?" *silence* probably he still mad because I ate his pudding on morning, so I back off, well we kept silenced until that man leaves the house, and suddenly my father comes home, so I thought he forgot about something, when I asked "did you forget about something?" he replied "huh? I just got home" shocked I tell the story to my father, and then he sat down and replied "Oh, it must be the previous owner of this house trying to say goodbye", as my mind blanked I remember the previous owner already passed away 2 years ago..
Damn I should not eat my father's pudding
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Pulchritudinous

My vocabulary is quite frankly gargantuan. I'm not pretentious. I don't try to use big words to look educated. It just happens.
The problem is that the only thing bigger than my vocabulary is my appetite for the fairer sex. I regularly compliment women when I pass them on the street but I of course always do so in a polite, courteous and sensual manner. They almost always respond positively.
Yesterday I was walking with a colleague of mine when I passed a woman who rivaled Aphrodite. It pained me that the rest of her undoubtedly luscious lips and assuredly earth-shattering smile were obscured by a mask. She walked by and I couldn't help but mutter "Simply pulchritudinous."
She turned around as red as Mars (in both senses) and told me to fuck off. I was shocked. I've never had a woman react like that about my word choice. Most are titillated, not ticked. My friend insisted that she just felt embarrassed because she didn't know the definition so she lashed out, and I'm inclined to agree with that.
But I'm still worried that it my vocabulary may be more off-putting than I initially thought. I don't want to ascribe the reaction of a single woman on the street too much consequence, that would be silly of me. But I am worried that because of my quick tongue I may indeed be the asshole in this situation. Am I?
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