New Super Mario Bros. Wii - The Bootleg Game

New Super Mario Bros. Wii was one of the official Wii titles next to "Metroid: Another M" and "Resident Evil" what people didn't know was that Mario had a unofficial bootleg of the Wii game that was ported to Japan in 2008. a group of testers were set to test "New Super Mario Bros. Wii" but they unfortunately had placed the unofficial bootleg instead of the official game; thus, about 30 people died testing the game. Japan almost sue Nintendo for multiple incidents and cause of the game, but the case was scrapped and the game HAD to be released on December 30th 2009.
I was at a trip in Tokyo Japan where I headed into a GameStop and looked around the place. It had Xbox One games, Playstation 4 games, the new Switch games and even merch. But something caught my eye when looking at the Nintendo Switch games. There was a single copy of New Super Mario Bros Wii on the switch dock without a disc and it was in perfect condition; I took the game and bought it with some yen I received when I first arrived at Tokyo.
When I got into my hotel room, I plugged my Wii In and started the game. It showed the famous channel titlescreen where Mario flies with a propellor-mushroom and announces the game. However, when I got into the titlescreen, It showed only Mario and the two toads. I couldn't believe it! Luigi wasn't in the game. I went into the game and got into the cutscene; it showed Bowser and Bowser Jr. on a plane announcing "Foolish Motherfuckers". Wait, did Bowser say the "F" word? What was going on! After I questioned the strange F-bomb, the game showed another speech bubble. "We're about to annihilate the mushroom kingdom!"
Bowser pushed a button on the plane and it showed the bomb exploding everyone. Then it showed the map with only 3 levels. I'll list them off it was highlighted: "1-1: Toastool Revival", "1-2: Bowser Shall Pay", and "1-3: Why didn't you save us?" The last one made me question "What dose it mean by why didn't you save us?" I went to 1-1 where it showed multiple toads burnt to a crisp or their heads were decapitated in the most gruesome way. Dear God how do I describe it? Imagine a mushroom but with a chunk taken off and actual blood pouring out. The next level 1-2 was worse; it showed Mario going into the broken down castle and Bowser was actually holding Peach hostage; he said, "I have the princess, Mario, what's it gonna be?" two boxes appear reading: "Kill Bowser" or "Surrender" I pressed Kill Bowser and shouldn't have. It showed Mario grabbing a metal baseball bat and beating Bowser, ending with Bowser in a bloody mess. The game suddenly crashed and my Wii suddenly didn't work and my TV went to static.
I tried getting the disc out but the disc was made out of plastic plop as I scooped it up and tossed it in the garbage and packed up my bags. When I got into my airplane, I found a weird crumbled up note on one of the seats next to me, I grabbed the note and unwrapped it and noticed what it says "I'm coming for you next time, I'm not dead" Now I found a cloaked person behind me, all bulked up and ready to point a knife to my head. I better stop typing before the person ends my life.
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