Texasball

Chileball Texasball's Spanish name means Roof Tiles is where all the 'murican stereotypes come from a sexist countryball stateball from USAball. It is a rather trigger-itchy fellow, even for an American state. It is known for being home to cowboys and bandits, having tons of oil, being home to many big businesses like AT&T, being a big Redneck state known for country singers like other southern states have, and for being where the most people are moving to in the USA. Despite being known for being a redneck and a really conservative state, due to people from many states moving into Texas, it isn't as conservative as other southern states.
Texasball is sometimes seen wearing shades and its iconic hat. It may also have a Colt Peacemaker, a Winchester rifle, or a shotgun.
 Texasball is the only US stateball that has the same rank in both land area and population: 2nd. Texasball loses to Alaskaball and Californiaball respectively.
==History==
Texas was offcially born as a . It remained this way until it was adopted by the colonizer, Spainball in 1519. It was called "New Philippinesball" by Spanish Empireball. It tried being a republic twice as 1st Republic of Texasball and 2nd Republic of Texasball.
Franceball tried taking it, but natives and the climate killed it off. It then later was adopted by Mexicoball and combined with Coahuilaball to form Coahuila y Tejasball. It then gained independence for 10 years, those ten years were spent deciding if it should Join the United States of America or expand west to compete with America.
It decided to join America in 1845. It had a bit of a rebellious phase and seceded then joined CSAball. It then rejoined USAball in 1870. In 1900, it struck oil in Spindletop and since then, its economy has been booming rivaling Canadaball and Brazilball in GDP. Lately, it's been considering secession again. For the past few years, it has been getting a bunch of people moving into its clay from California, which has boosted its growth, however, it is worried about liberals taking over its clay and turning it into another Californiaball, aka Liberal state.
==Relationships==
===Pardners (Friends)===
* USAball (mostly) - Mah Pa an' former Civil War enemy, it is still steamed about its confusion with Chileball, it also won't let me move out. But ever since Harvey, don't even think Ah'm ready yet. 
* Free version of Korea - Some people think Ah hate it, but Ah think it's better than it's damned sibling. BUT GET YER STUPID K-POP AWAY FROM ME!
* Arizonaball - A good sibling! We hunt down illegal aliens together. Plus, it's hotter than dickens! And it was James, Jaiden and Adam's Home, and they're Rebecca's friends! We love your YouTubers and You love ours!! We both have the same Storytime Animators! Also, we're both victims of the invasion of those darn Californians. We both know that we wanted Donald Trump 2020!
* Arkansasball Love his rice, diamonds, quartz and natural beauty. We also share Texarkana, which we used to dispute over.
* New Mexicoball - My younger sibling, We don't talk much.
* Kansasball - Good friend, although you need to stop complaining about Arkansas's name. He was born before you!
* Wyomingball - Fellow cowboy.
* Chinaball - AMAZING TRADIN PARDNER. China was Texas' third largest export destination in 2021 with $21.1 billion in exports. Also YUMMY FOOD. BUT GIT YER GOD DAMN FENTANYL OFF MY PEOPLE'S LIVE YAH HEARD ME?!!
* Coloradoball - Younger sibling (Also a bit of it used to be my clay), somewhat a moderate between me and Californiaball. Though it gets annoyed sometimes when Californiaball and Ah both invade its clay, yet it likes weed. It prefers me over this asshole Which is good. Also the co-creator of South Park (Matt Stone) was born in my most populated city
*Other Southernballs - My half-siblings! ( special former relationship)
* Chihuahuaball, Coahuilaball, Nuevo Leónball, Tamaulipasball - Mexican stateballs that send too many drugs and immigrants over the Rio Grande. Can't forgive 'em for that... They are all kind of cool, especially Nuevo Leónball who is kind of Mexican me (sort of) 
* UKball - Grandparent. tell USA to give me a gun this Christmas please...
* Australiaball - Relative that has a lot in common with me. We wear hats, have accents and very big egos, etc. But annoyingly its child, Western Australiaball, is even bigger than me and the darn Alaska put together!
* Philippinesball - My cutie Asian sibling outside of US. I really love its culture. And yer food is very yummy! Give Adobo and Sisig, sis! Most of Filipinos living in my clay! I, once, stole its name.
* Ukraineball - I like you because you are former commie soviet and we both hate Russiaball.
* Bavariaball - The "German Texas". We both have great beer.
* Queenslandball - The "Australian Texas" as they say it here.. So obviously, we get along darn good.
* Western Capeball - The "African Texas?" Don't understand why there's a lotta me's around here, I approve that at least.
* Canadaball - My relative up north, it loves my culture. 
* New Zealandball - My lovely relative, loves the Lord of the Rings.
* Irelandball - My relative who hates my grandparent.
* Albertaball - My cousin who's a lot like me, it and I have a lot in common, I love it!
* Tennesseeball - Thanks for helping free me in the revolution. Great sibling! Both of us are big centers of country music, we both were in the CSA and we both love guns and whiskey.
* Japanball - Thank you for giving the bullet train to my children, Dallasball and Houstonball. Also, I LIKE ITS ANIME! 'ANIME IS BETTER THAN K-POP! Plus, my child Flower Mound has the biggest anime dubbing company ever (Funimation) BUT GIT YER GOD DAMN FENTANYL OFF MY PEOPLE'S LIVE YAH HEARD ME?!!
* Oklahomaball - We have a sports rivalry however we are both Rednecks although I'm more of one who likes country music and guns. Plus lots of Oklahomans are in Texas and Spongebob's creator is from Oklahoma, Sandy is my favorite character on Spongebob and she's from Texas!
* Indonesiaball - Sibling of Philippinesball, and we both dislike Johnny Somali.
===Ah ain't know 'em (Neutral)===
* Vietnamball - It has a close friendship with Russia so you suck. But I do like your child and your stable relationship with USAball.
* Mexicoball (sometimes) - Ah forgive it for bein' an abusive parent back in the day, don't ever mess with me ever again. It's the reason Ah can speak Spanish and tacos are one of my popular food. But please git yer people off mah fence.
* Spainball - Grandparent, ain't know much about it, it's nice from all Ah remember and from what mah parent told me.
* Estoniaball - Ah'm using its name and its counties names on one of mah neighborhoods, also can be strong Pardner against all those Commies and Antifa. But Ah fuckin' hate the Big Smoke Meme because I was spammed with it on TCR. Also, stop pissing me off with that fruity ass Texas song, okay?
===Bless their rotten hearts (Enemies)===
* Commiefornia Californiaball - STOP TRYIN' TO TURN ME INTO ONE A' YER LIBERALS! LOOK WHAT YA DONE TO ARIZONA! YOU TURNED IT INTO YOU! "DON'T CALIFORNIA MAH TEXAS!" Californians should learn to not bring their crappy politics that ruined their former home in the first place! Those Dems thought that they could turn me 'blue'! Yes, Ah turned blue mahself for LBJ. But for Joe Biden? Hahaha! Nope.
* Saudi Arabiaball - Ah still think yer responsible for 9/11.
**: What the hell?! Why yuo blame me for 9/11?! It was not me! It was the Taliban! I didn't do anything!! Please stop making these al-lies about 9/11. It al-hurts my feelings. 😢
* Chileball - IMPOSTOR! KTVT. But you are mah relative also so it kind of makes sense.
* Finlandball - Why did you hate my friend for nuking your country in South Park?
* Colombiaball - Druglord relative, stop sending drugs. 
* Alaskaball - 1959 worst day of my life! You're not even part of the contiguous USA, so you ain't hardly count. Ah still am.
* Russiaball - Alaska is yours, ya' commie. You are the reason why Ah'm smaller than Alaska! But, on the other hand, your child, Moscowball, we're in a pretty good relationship.. way better than you. Sometimes I think you adopted it. Props to that, but seriously, why don't you go and whack off to a naked picture of Vladimir Lenin for Christ's sake? And how 'bout ya leave Ukraineball alone, it ain't done nothin' to ya!!!
* Massachusettsball - Stupid ultraliberal, fuck you. Wait, New Yorkball calls you conservative?
** - That is none of your business, you un provoked liberal hating prick.
* Indianaball - COME ERE YE INDIAN.
* N Koreaball -YOU! must you launch to my Capital??! 
* Empire of Japanball (Formerly) - I sent all of your Japanese to my internment camps! You will pay after what you did to Pearl Harbor! REMOVE SUSHI! You deserved to be nuked in 1945!
* Jaliscoball - Don't pitch a hissy fit on me over yer monkeypox infection
** - Yon't be havings a big problema over it si yuo no havings escapado from quarentena!
* Georgiaball - YOU USED TO BE SO COOL, BUT NOW YOU BETRAYED US WHAT THE HELL!! WHY DID YA VOTE FOR THE STUPID LIBERAL BIDEN!! YA DOOMED US ALL, AH TELL YA! AND YA STOLE THE ELECTION ALONG WITH THESE BASTARDS!!! But we like to ride our horses in that Old Town Road.
* Election stealers - YOU N' GEORGUH STOLE THE ELECTION!
== How to draw ==
# Draw a circle.
# Split the circle into three sections.
# Color the left section this blue.
# At the center of the left section, draw and fill a five-pointed star, and color it white.
# Color the top section white.
# Color the bottom section this red.
# Draw the eyes, and you've finished!
* Optional: If you want, you can add a cowboy hat and a rifle.
== Trivia ==
* Texasball's constitution allows them to split into five separate stateballs whenever it wants to.
==Gallery==
== Videos==
UNSTATED - Texas & California|Made by brain4breakfast
==Link==
*Facebook page
== See also ==
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==References==
Category:USAball
Category:Texasball
Category:Stateballs
Category:Stateballs of USAball
Category:Separatist Countryballs
Category:America
Category:North America
Category:Atlantic Ocean
Category:Christian
Category:Catholic
Category:Protestant
Category:Atheist
Category:English Speaking Countryball
Category:Spanish Speaking Countryball
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