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Lama Farmer

Llama farming is the popular practice of herding llamas onto a paddock and leaving them there. The llama will then begin to eat and poop. After time, your llama will grow. This growth is the result of eating grass, poop, and your clothes (mainly grass though). Eating poop is disgusting and no one eats poop (except llamas and Rabbits). Many llama farmers say that llama farming is like playing FarmVille: extremely addictive.
== Llama Jousting ==
Llama jousting is a heroic sport of nobles in which two males fight on llamaback. The competitors are armed with big "jousting swords" sticks. Big pointy sticks of doom!!!!!, to be exact. The only two people to ever to play this spectacular sport in theatrical memes were Bruce Lee and Bill Cosby in the year 1337. The sub-plot follows:
:Bruce Lee was announced victorious after throwing his Lesser Attack Llama at Bill, thus knocking him off his battle llama. The llama filed a lawsuit against Mel insisting, "Giving me Knuckle Dusters was a reckless move indeed. I'VE GOT NO FUCKING HANDS DUMB FUCK!".
and much money was made by all parties involved, including the screenwriter.
Animal rights activists have staged protests since 1222 claiming that jousting on llamas is cruel, and that people should treat animals like they do themselves. See nobody cares.
Llamas are provided for llama jousting by llama farmers only under duress, or Llama Rotation.
== Cooking with fire ==
Llama meat is known to have magical powers. It gives the strength of bee and the agility of Brick. When finished with steaks made from llama often a fortune is found written on a small strip of paper inside. It is rumored llama farmers are responsible, but they deny this.
== CGU ==
Llama farming grew in popularity after an advert involving Llama Farming was aired on Australian television. Llamas and Llamarians everywhere rejoiced.
== Lama's in hats ==
Llama's in hats are known for cunning and deception. The have been known to kill Old people. If you see one crossing you then FUCKING RUN. Do not believe anything they say.
Llama's in hats are a different from the averaged everyday llama variety. Scientists have made a guide to spotting lama's in Hats. Here is a brief section on the differences between the 2 sub-species. 
Normal Llama
*Helps old people cross roads
*Likes lollipops and gumdrops
*Knows CPR
*LOVES YOU
Lama's in Hats
*Helps run over old people 
*Likes eating your soul
*Knows where you live
*HATES YOU
==Lama Lovin ==
Lama loving is a complex mating right, carried out by a Lama and a man. This is the resulting "mutation". The dance begins when a Lama spits at a chosen man. The chosen man must then make an offering of lima beans and mixed porridge to be allowed to ride the lima's back. The lama will decide, upon reciept of offering, if the man is worthy to mate with or just commit Herre Kerre (SP??)
This is now a socially unacceptable practice and must be done in secret.
== Other Related Farms ==
*FarmVille
*Emu Farms
*Pineapple Plantations
*Marijuana Farms 
*Alpaca Breeders (The Llama farmers greatest Allie in the war on Terror)
Category:Llamas
Category:Farming
Lance Colton

Lance Colton is a hobbit of a man. He spends his pitiful life working at Convergys, where he has worked for last seven years. He also collects mice to keep Gilgoroth distracted.
==Early childhood==
Lance was born to some crazy ass people who quickly abandoned him on the side of a dirt road.
He was raised by guinea pigs. He takes after them in the fact that smells really bad. Efforts to improve his hygiene have unequicably failed as Lance is prone to relapse into a vicious cycle of 10hr shifts followed by allnighters on XBox Live.
==Inspirations==
He has inspirations of being a Taiwanese Monkey Trainer. However his dream was cut short due to his small stature - the monkeys mistook him for a young female and attempted to mate with him repeatably. Unusually Lance required no therapy to recover from this monkey loving.
==Your Mom==
The only women that has ever even pretended to love Lance is Your Mom.
Lance can often be found at her place, looking for late night romps and cookies.
==Gilbert==
Gilbert is a guy who is always really mean to Lance, yet for some reason Lance always sits near him.
Lance often says he will kill Gilbert. As of late Lance has made Gilbert into his weapon of choice, using him to decapitate unsuspecting mice.
==Influence==
===On the World===
Lance Colton first began his adventures on the interwebz when he was a small boy, a little too curious about the inner workings of woman. The internets didn't seem to offer any help to him either and he was forced to start World War II by creating Hitler, over the internet of course.
===The Weapon===
The Lance is a medieval era spear that was previously known as a French-ticklerstick. It was renamed in Lance's honour after his triumph over the Britsh forces in New England. Lance held off several hundred British militia by himself using nothing but his body odor and a large stick sharpened with his monkey fangs. Much of the British militia, after smelling lance, chose to impale themselves on spears rather than retreating to a life haunted by nightmares of the putrid odour that is Lance.
===Democracy===
17-something-or-another when the pilgrims in the black hats and pointed shoes tried to fight the Britons, they were horribly defeated, however thanks to Lance's awful smell the British abandoned America.
Unconfirmed rumors say that this may also have had something to do with Peter Jackson, that fat asshole.
Though largely ignored, Lance is in fact on of the founding fathers of the United States of America, though he wanted to name the country, along with Thomas Jefferson, the United Stupids of My Ass.
Category:People who started World War II
Lanky Twang

This article may be Overly Lancastrian. Yorkshiremen may not understand humour. Don't change a thing to remedy this.
Aye up, th'ast found t' reet gradely page fo' t' dialect Lanky Twang. This generally is made up o' various incompre'ensible words n' phrases, by 'eck.
Ev'ry person born int' range o' Lankisher 'is, at birth, bestowed upon givent' name 'ar' (Tho' it's offen spel' R East o' Wiggin') as a prefix t' their name. It is a little known fact tha' 'ar Kelly' got-tis name from Lanky Twang. Places where tha'll find native speakers o' Twang include Wiggin, Bernlee, Prestun and Sent Ellins, Boltunn, Rochdale, Owdham and MossTunn.
==Learnin' t' dialect==
Lanky Twang is fair near impossibul ter' learn. Th'Ewdum accent perticulerly emphy-sises 'o's and 'u's. Fer exampul, 'no' would becum, 'noooo' (prounounced nour) as is go, show and crow. Th'Ewdum 'u' pronounced 'uh' is also impossible t' learn, simply bu'cause it's so broad. This is typicul 'er menny locul variunts o't' dialect. 
When visitin' this regun of North West Englund, yer better watch yer back: 'Lancs' becum very 'ostile if yer even suumuch as suggests tha' thee cum from Yorkshite. This is becuz they're reyt proud o' their 'eritage an'll be reyt insulted if yer ses they were from jus' Yorkshire. Yer must respect everythin' local, includin' t'Twang. Failure fert do so may result in a spell int' local stocks, or in extreme cases, death be FuttBall. This consists o' attendin' a local match wi' a load o' fat bloaters showtin' at sum other fat bloaters in Lanky Twang whilst yer get squashed by yet mower pie-eatin', bitter swillin' bloaters, by 'eck.
==Twang 'umour==
Lankisher openly celebrates Northern 'umour, which consists mainly o' tekkin t' mickey out o' anyone oo dun't speek like wot they do. In particuler, Yorkshite is' butt o' many jokes, wi' its accunt, local jackbit and crikkit team often spoken o' in derogatory terms. Sutherners are also called tennis-playin' 'poofs' an' softies, 'oo can't 'old their pints.
May this serve 'as a caushun then. If yer's frum anywhere further south than Cheshire yer'll be labelled 'posh' 'n tormented incessantly. Don't wurry though, this is not serious: yer'll only be picked on fer yer duration of yer stay in Lankisher. Bluudy 'ell cock.
==Speykers ert Twang==
There's loads o' famous speakers o't Twang. Some notable 'uns include sooper Freddie Flintoff, 'ost ah top gea'. 'Is accent i'nt, 'owever, typical o' t' Twang: merely a mild version o' it. In addition, any named Rugby League player also is most laakley fert speyk Lanky. Duke Johnny Vegas, founder o' Sent Ellins is a prolific practitioner ert' Twang n' its umour. Lala bala bala bing bing 'eh.
==Also see==
*Yorkshite
*Grim North
Category:Languages of the United Kingdom
Lao Tzu

~o~
The Lao Tzu that can be told
is not the eternal Lao Tzu.
The name that can be named
is not the eternal Name.
Lao Tzu is the eternally real.
Darkness is the origin
of all particular things.
Free from desire, Lao Tzu realizes you.
Caught in desire, you see you.
Yet Lao Tzu and you
arise from the same source.
This source is called Nietzsche.
Nietzsche within your thoughts.
The gateway to all understanding.
And also to SEHS.
~o~
When people see Lao Tzu as beautiful,
organized religion become ugly.
When people see Nietzsche as good,
shaving becomes bad.
Being and non-being create each other.
Difficult and easy support each other.
Long and short define each other.
High and low depend on each other.
Before and after follow each other.
Therefore the Master
takes pleasure from pain
and teaches without teaching.
Things arise and she lets them come;
things disappear and she lets them go.
She has but doesn't have,
acts but doesn't act.
When her work is done, her work is not done.
That is why it lasts forever.
~o~
If you overesteem Lao Tzu,
people become powerless.
If you overvalue his work,
people begin to steal.
The Master leads
by emptying people's purses
and filling their homes with small ornaments,
by weakening their ambition
and toughening their resolve.
He helps people lose everything
they know, everything they desire,
and creates confusion
in those who think that they know Jack.
Practice not-doing,
and everything will fall into place.
~o~
The Tao is like a well:
if you fall in you won't come back out.
It is like the eternal void:
filled with infinite possibilities.
All of them leading to Lao Tzu, then to sleep.
It is hidden but always present.
Lao Tzu doesn't know who gave birth to it.
It is older than you. By maybe a few thousand times or so.
~o~
The Tao doesn't take sides;
it gives birth to both good and evil, like Nietzsche.
The Master doesn't take sides;
she welcomes both you and saints.
The Tao is like a bellows:
it is empty yet can create loud noises akin to flatulence.
The more you use it, the more it produces;
the more you talk of it, the less you understand.
Hold on to Lao Tzu.
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Large text

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Large Text is pretty self-explanatory. It's, well, Big Writing.
===Uses of Large Text===
Very large text is often used in E-mails and forums to denote anger in someone's actions or text. Large text however makes the page harder to read. Large text is also used by people who cannot read, like shouting at a foreigner, slowly, in an attempt to make them understand. It is however often painful to look at. Large text can also be found in the virtual world, you know that thing that exists when you're not on the computer. In publishing, large print is used to help poorly sighted people to read better, a hearing aid for the poorly sighted. Common use of big writing is by students who don't have much to write usually from spending the lesson doing stupid things, therefore sizing the writing enormously in order to fool the blind ill-humoured idiot into thinking they've done more work. This however never prevails.
====Web 2.0====
Large text is absolutely essential when creating Web 2.0 pages. If people can read your writing, you have failed.
Large text was invented by Charles Darwin while he was running in circles he hit a tree and had a vision, but before he could tell someone he died of a concussion.
===Creating Large Text===
 
Magnifing glasses also make large text even larger
The easiest way to create large pointless and eye burning text is to simply use the tags several times over. Alternatively, The could be used, where X is a number. This is a more flexible method of making large text as the exact size can be specified. In MS Word a special button is used to change the size of the text.
===Bad formatting===
If the tag is placed in front of the text without inserting a new line the tags become confused and the text becomes overlapped. Annoyingly, after a line or two of the text in question, it just becomes a congealed mess of pointless squiggles and useless gibberish. This is a waste. Often this nonsense is done simply to provoke anger in other people.
You see what I mean? Or are you the average Joe who just doesn't get it? Either way, you should be able to read this with no problem whatsoever unless you are deaf or mute.
===Alternatives to Large text===
Small text is the obvious alternative to large text. It is used to hide that writing in the contract you signed saying you are now ruled by your bank. Small text is used because it is the typing equivalent of whispering. Text amplification devices like a magnifying glass can be used to make the text louder.
===See Also===
*The Village Dump is a good source of the crappiest formatted text, large whining and flaming. Care should be taken when exploring the village dump.
*Text: well it's not large but it is still text.
*Really big text makes this page look like Small Text.
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Larry (cat)

Larry is a cat who has served as King of the United Kingdom at 10 Downing Street since 2010 and briefly as prime minister following the resignation of Rishi Sunak on July 5th, before an official appointment of Keir Starmer, having left him the only resident in 10 Downing Street. He is a brown-and-white Tabby, believed to have been born in January 2007. By July 2016, when Theresa May became prime minister, he had developed a reputation of being "violent" in his interactions with other local mousers, especially with Duke of Winsdor PalmerstonMuch Younger than Palmerston
==Early life==
Larry is a rescued stray cat from the Battersea Dogs and Cats Home who was chosen by Downing Street staff. Larry was intended to be a pet for the children of David and Samantha Cameron, and was described by Downing Street sources as a "good ratter" and as having "a high chase-drive and hunting instinct". In 2012, Battersea Dogs and Cats Home revealed that Larry's popularity had resulted in a surge of 15% more people adopting cats.
==Career==
===Official duties===
The Downing Street website describes Larry's duties as "greeting guests to the house, inspecting security defences, and testing antique furniture for napping quality". It says he is "contemplating a solution to the mouse occupancy of the house" and has told Downing Street that such a solution is still in the "tactical planning stage".
Unlike his predecessors since 1929, Larry's upkeep is funded by the staff of 10 Downing Street. Fund-raising events to pay for his food are believed to have included a quiz night for Downing Street staff held in the state rooms.
===Work as King of the UK===
He made his first known kill – a mouse – on 22 April 2011. On 28 August 2012, Larry made his first public killing, dropping his prey on the lawn in front of Number 10. In October 2013, Larry caught four mice in two weeks and one staff member rescued a mouse from his clutches.Catches for mice in one week
In July 2015, George Osborne and Cabinet Office Minister Matt Hancock cornered a mouse in the Chancellor of the Exchequer's office, trapping it in a brown paper sandwich bag. The press joked that the Chancellor of the Exchequer might take over the Chief Mouser position. Freya (cat) is the queen
David Cameron explained during his final Prime Minister's Questions in 2016 that Larry is a civil servant and not personal property, so would not leave Downing Street after a change of premier. Larry has retained his position with the Boris Johnson administration.
=== Work as Prime Minister ===
Rishi Sunak, following a Labour landslide majority resigned on July 5th before the official appointment of Keir Starmer, leaving Larry to become the only resident of 10 Downing Street. Larry, in his short tenure had legalized cannabis products.
==References==
Category:Chief Mouser
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Larynx

The larynx (Larynxus larynxi) is a small timid woodland creature with three eyes, upholstered leather, prehensile nipples, a large outboard motor, and a BA degree in theology from the University of Louisiana at Lafayette.
Amongst the unlearnt masses, the larynx is oft confoosed with the larnyx, the lynx, the lorax, and the Lexus 450 (in spite of the fact that none of those four completely unrelated species actually has a motor).
==Deuterium 7:17-24==
17 And God said unto Noah, Bring hither seven pairs of every kind of clean animal, and one pair of every unclean animal, and loadeth them up into the ark which thou hast built.
18 And Noah beheld the larynxa, and kneweth not whether it was clean or unclean, because the strange parts of the creature confused him exceedingly. And Noah inquired of the Lord, saying, What's up with this larynx that Thou hast created, anyway?
19 For it hath a BA degree in theology from the University of Louisiana at Lafayette like unto a clean animal, and it hath prehensile nipples like unto an unclean animal. And the very concept blowethb my circuits.
20 And the Lord pondered the larynx which He hath created, and proceeded to dig up the specifications of the positively weird creature from within His archived files. And the Lord didst peruse mightily the faded blueprints, and the genome sequences. And the Lord didst proceed to hem and to haw, and mumbled something unintelligiblec about taxonomic classifications, and tried to stall for timed.
21 And Noah saith unto the Lord, Well?
22 And the Lord saith unto Noah, Oh, screw it; calleth it clean. That way, there will be that many more for my burnt offerings after I bringeth thee through the flood waters, and... Hey! WTF, Noah! When I said to screw it, I didn'st mean for thou to taketh it so literally! Stop that, thou pervert!
23 And Noah wast ashamede by his temporary lapse of judgement. And the larynx had a cigarette afterwards.
24 And God immediately reversed Himself and pronounced the larynx unclean for all generations.	
18 a: larynx = Hebrew "Hahwavalah yahoo" (lit. woodland animal with elongated nipples).
19 b: bloweth, to explode with great force, as an overloaded fuse.
20 c: mumbled something unintelligible. God mercifully withholds His intermediate thought processes from Noah at this point, which teaches us to rely on His unfathomable methodology (compare Deut 5:17).
20 d: stall for time, possibly a mistranslation, since time has no meaning for God. Older and more reliable manuscripts do not have this phrase.
23 e: ashamed, lit. totally shitfaced.
==See Also==
*Bible
*Creationism
Category:Mammals
Category:Bible
Laser-Faire Economics

Laser-Faire is an economics theory devised a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away by the Dark economist Adam Sith. The theory postulates that all economic relationships must involve lasers in some way, and that invisible hands power the driving Force of economic booms and recessions. The theory is held in wide regard amongst famous academic economists such as Darth Mil. Pzow! Pzow! Zeeeeum! Ka-boom! Aaaahhhh....
==Criticism==
Since its inception, Laser-Faire theory has come under constant attack from both the Left and the Right. Libertarians maintain that lasers are best used in private hands, arguing that the poor cost-to-benefit ratio of the Death Star and the awful marksmanship of the Storm Troopers shows that public ownership of laser-capital is leads to inefficienct use. Socialist theorists argue that, over time, lasers tend to become concentrated into a relatively small number of hands, thus increasing social inequality. And, of course, Keynesians argue that the whole theory is quite stupid, and consists of nothing but grown adults who should know better making laser noises, and anyway, why doesn't anyone talk to the Keynesians anymore, do our breaths smell or something?
The great laser-faire economist Gene Roddenberry responded to all of these criticisms together with what he called the Zwwweeeeeeeee - POW! argument which many consider irrefutable.
==Variants==
===Savoir-Faire Economics===
A French economic system based on the principle that an individual's access to both credit and government services should be based upon how much style and panache they has. Also known as Supply and Elan, this system was current in France until the introduction of the Euro, a currency so square and unhip that it brought the entire system crashing down into a coolness recession.
===Scarborough-Faire Economics===
A late Nineteenth Century Torontonian theory, which held that the cost of credit could be decreased by abandoning gold as a monetary standard, and replacing it with the herbs parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme (remember: thyme is money). Although never implemented, later economists have called the theory 'pleasant' and 'soothing'.
===Lazy-Faire Economics===
Known as "less is fair." An economist who never got around to writing a nine hundred-page thesis on economics developed this system, but his idea still lives on to this day. It involves "just going with it" and "stop worrying." This was an extremely effective form of economy in the late 90's as its main tenant was "no rules for anything, ever." The system collapsed with the election of George W Bush who used it just as intended, but perhaps a bit too much.
==Conclusion==
Zokow! Zplap! Vwooow! Kplag! Pzhuw! Pzhuw! KABLAM! Zap! Kazing! Ze-e-e-e-e-e-ow! Bzeeet-bzeet! PSHEEEEE-eeeeee-eeeeee... KAPOW! also whhhooooshclap
==See also==
* Ronald Reagan
* Economics
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