Boo-Who?

Exactly 3.25 years ago to this moment, I was casually walking down the street, when suddenly I stepped up on something with my foot. Now at this Point I looked down to see what I'd stepped on with my foot and I noticed that it was a copy of my favorite game super Mario 64, as I tilted my head to look down upon the game I noticed the back of my large, round head became slightly moist. As I rotated my head 180 degrees my eyeballs were assaulted with the pitter patter of rain from a small cloud that could be seen just over the game.
That's weird, I thought to myself, my game didn't come with its own personal rain cloud exclusively only from the spooky version of Game Stop, again I just assumed it was some sort of preorder bonus, what a find!
I bent over, and picked up the game with my abnormally large hands. As I stood up, I heard a whisper in my ear that said something along the lines of if your hand is bigger than you'll face you have cancerrr-rrr-rr-r. Naturally I needed to conduct a scientific study into whether or not I had cancer, placing my hand near my face to compare the sizes. A strong, cold burst of wind crammed in my hand into my face, bloodying my nose in the process.
As the blood jetted from my nose, I lazily rushed home, blood spewing constantly and only onto the game, almost as if the game was a thirsty boi.
As soon as I got home I slammed the door shut and jumped all the way up the stairs to the second story, clearing my 30 purebred Beagels in the process, who had no doubt come to say hello.
I front-flipped into my room shutting the door and flinging my shoes perfectly at the foot of my bed. I then gently placed the cold, heavy cartridge into my Nintendo 64. I heard a strange sound is as I slowly slid the cartridge into the tight slot.
"Come to think of it, that kind of sounded like gunshots" I said erotically. Not long after as I was just about to turn on the power switch to my classic black style Nintendo 64 my mother violently kicked in the door, freeing the door from its hinges and bouncing it about my room like a plastic toy. Eventually the door hit one of my nearby burger king exclusive golden trading cards, finally coming to a halt. 
As my mother burst she calmly said "Hi honey, today we are shooting a few movies" it was at this point that I noticed she was carrying a DVD case, perfectly perforated with plenty of puncture points.
Finally my mother left and I was able to play my brand new favorite game! When I first turn on the game everything started normally, I looked at the cartridge and thought I had noticed the blood was actually disappearing from the cartridge, I shrugged this off as a consequence of the rain cloud constantly being overhead.
I played for hours and eventually stumbled upon the first bunny in the basement, now normally this bunny should be a soft rectangular yellow... but this time he was a deep red almost like bb----adly munched cherries but also darker.
I quickly captured the bunny rabbit curious to see if he had anything new to say, alas he just said the same thing he always says and he gave me a blue power star but this time my star count did ant increase by one instead, it decreased by one. This is scared me to the point where I didn't want to play more, I quickly remove the cartridge from the slot with two fingers and threw the cartridge against my newly placed door but instead of bouncing off of the door like I had anticipated it shot through the door into the floor into the first story of our house. I went to the first floor navigating the sea of adorable Beagles. Before I knew it I was up to my erect nipples in Beagles, eventually I came to the spot where the game should have landed instead all I found was a large hole Beagles pouring in.
I decided to follow the hole down and see what was inside. As I jumped I felt instant regret for what I had just done. I fell for what seemed like seconds luckily I had my many Bagels to keep me company.
Eventually I found the bottom of a whole Beagles scattered about yapping happily and playing with one another I realize that that I was surrounded by large-ish domed rectangles that kind of looked like tombs!
I decided to move as I was getting rained on by Beagles and that's no good!
I searched around for the game but couldn't find anything I opened the crypts hoping that the game had somehow fallen into one of these closed crypts, alas I was unsuccessful in finding the game. After what seemed like a minute I gave up my search and decided to head back up the hole, the hole was too far to jump up so I decided to fashion a ladder out of Beagles, they happily obliged and I climbed out of the now beagles filled hole. I slowly made my way back to my room kind of bummed out that I have lost my super special rain edition of Super Mario of 64 available only a game stop, as my large muscular legs carried me up the stairs, I turned and entered my room only to find that the game was back in my Nintendo 64 covered in bones and cobwebs.
Now at this Point I was genuinely spooked! But I figured that the game would just come back if I didn't play it all the way through.
With a heavy heart I slid the power slider on the front of the N64 once more to the ON position. A white flicker appeared on the screen for 0.32 seconds then was gone, after another two seconds the game started up I was greeted by Mario saying press start to play, but upon thinking about it again he didn't say press start to play, he said press start to die, it was too late my finger was already traveling quickly towards the start button and but a moment later I had pressed the start button. It was at this point that my Pinkie on my right hand began to ache painfully I figured this was just because I played too many video games and continued on.
The game played normally and I played all the way to Big Boos Haunt in one night and then I was too tired to continue. I snuggled into my slippery bed and began to sleep, only to be awakened by the aching in my pinky becoming too much to handle. I was already awake so I continued my quest to beat the evil game of Super Mario 64 rain edition!
I played about four stars in Big Boos Haunt when I suddenly had a spooky feeling coming from right behind me, I slammed my head 180 degrees and was so spooked I nearly spilled my Sunny D all over the room!
What I saw... was a Boo but in real life and spooky!
When I looked upon his nearly transparent face he would cover his eyes. I remembered what to do here, what with Super Mario 64 being my favorite game and all. I thought to myself "I will look away and wait for the Boo to approach before doing a backflip rubbing my knees along the ceiling and finishing off the foolish apparition with a Ground pound!"
Upon execution however, this did not happen, I turned and began the backflip, however as my knees touched the ceiling, I fell on my neck and snapped my neck off. I uttered a large OOF and shrank to just over half of my current size.
I knew I was no match for this spirit in my current state so I grabbed the game and slowly snuck past the Boo while his face was covered.
I descended upon a sea of Beagles swimming through the pleasant fluff of mans best friend to my front door, I opened the door, Beagles spilling onto the porch before darting in every which direction, and quickly thought of a plan! I would visit my best friend Tom to see what he did when he was being haunted by a Sonic plushie or something. It was late so I kicked in the door only to see my best friend Tom locked in epic combat with the Sonic plushie once again! I eagerly tapped Tom on the shoulder and asked what to do about my situation, this distracted Tom and it was then that the plushie made its final move decapitating my best friend Tom. I stood back in HORROR at what had just happened realizing that I MAY have had something to do with his death. Eventually, the Sonic Plushie faded to black and floated out of the house, I decided to search around to find a way to cure myself before my super spooky problems got to me like they got to my cute best friend Tom.
I entered his room and there it sat... the legendary Sunny D beverage that killed his console in that overdone creepypasta. I grasped the Sunny D into my bosom and darted toward my house I thrust the cold refreshing beverage toward the Boos face and it accepted the drink, we are friends now, and EVERYTHING is back to normal!
The end.
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