FNF.exe

Earlier in the day, a kid named Noah wanted to play FNF (Friday Night Funkin). But he couldn't download files because his computer was bad. So he decided to play online.
He really wanted to play Week 7, but Newgrounds was down due to everyone playing the game at the same time. So he got an email from an unknown number that sent him a message that went to a link called FNFWEEK7ONLINE.com. He thought that was kind of sketchy but he really had no other choice because nothing else worked. Then, it redirected him to another tab, where the game was already in fullscreen. The game loaded rather quickly despite his bad computer. Then, he noticed the music was very off. It sounded Gettin Freaky, but highly distorted. Girlfriend looked rather sad. However, it wasn't her normal sad face (when bf hits a note streak then loses it). It looked like she just started crying. The FNF logo was red. However, despite the strange title screen, Noah paid little to no attention towards it. He pressed enter, then it led him to the selection. However, there was no options and freeplay. There was only story mode. Noah pressed enter, and he saw that there was only one week. It was called "Week.exe" and the figure on the top left appeared to be Boyfriend, but he was all blacked out, and it looked like he was holding something, presumably Pico's gun. Girlfriend wasn't blacked out, but she looked really scared. A chat bubble was near her. "DON'T DO IT. You will regret it." Boyfriend also appeared to be highly glitched out, even though the game was running smoothly.
There was also only one song. It was called "S.U.I.C.I.D.E.". But Noah didn't notice it. He pressed enter, and instead of BF's peace sign animation, he just lowered his head. After a 10 second black screen, the game began. BF looked like he had a gun to his head, and he was fighting against nobody. BF's icon was glitched, and Girlfriend covered her face, crying. The speakers were destroyed, and next to her was a boombox, and it was the same one she had in the Whitty mod. The boombox was playing a news report, however, it wasn't audible. BF only sang a few notes. 1 up, 1 down, 1 left, 1 right. That repeated 4 more times, and then the audio from the boombox became audible. Apparently, the news said "a building has collapsed with a blue haired man being the only one in it". "The Man was severely damaged and sadly was pronounced dead several hours later". Noah was shocked. He wondered what kind of person would make this. He knew it wasn't ninjamuffin99 that made it. It had to be someone else. He tried to close the game then an error message showed up that read "YOU CAN'T LEAVE WHAT HAS JUST BEGUN NOAH". Noah uttered the words "How did it know my name? "I just got this computer from the storage room". "I haven't put any details in it yet". "And my parents got this computer when i was a baby". Right then before he could say anything else, A loud gunshot came from the computer. Noah looked back at it and saw that Bf was on the ground with blood dripping from his head. The gun was on the ground next to him and Gf went over to where the gun was. She picked it up and she shot herself as well. The Game then said in a distorted voice, "Noah I would watch your back if i were you." "You might be the next victim". Then the game shutdown. Noah then tried to revisit the link from the guy that sent it but when he clicked the link it said "This site can't be reached please try again to see if you had misspelled anything".
After that day, strange things started to happen. When Noah was walking home from school he saw a bloody gun in the bush with a note that said "Hm you should've been paying attention to your parents". P.s "take the gun". Noah ran home and opened the door. He went to his parents room and was horrified by what he saw. His mom's head was separated from her body and was on the dresser. His dad had a knife in his skull and his eyes were open but they were pure white. Noah heard a voice in his head telling him "do it". "You have the gun and you have no parents and if you didnt you would go to jail because it would seem like you would've done this crime". Noah then held the gun to his head and pulled the trigger.
Moral: Be Patient and don't try to find other ways to get around something, in this kids case play Week 7 early
The End
For Now.
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