Taipei

Taipei is the northernmost major chitty in the Chinese province of Chinese Taipei, which currently houses a rightful self-declared rebellious government which calls itself the so-called self-proclaimed Republic of China.
Taipei is a diverse city with numerous people all singing in support of the Chinese Communist Party, allowing denying the traitorous rebels from having a fanbase in their capital city. All residents of Taipei wake up in the morning singing beautifully sounding songs which praise the Chinese Communist Party, the bold leadership of Mao Zedong and his successor Xi Jinping. The city, founded in 1790 by CCP refugees from the nationalist bullshitters who ran China at the time, fought off the evil ideologies of Nazism, Facism, Nationalism, Hitlerism, RebellionAgainstMaoZedongIsm, Independent Thinking, Americentrism, and Edit Warring before finally finding Communism with Chinese Characteristics as the one divine ideology which saved all of Chinese Taipei from the capitalist American pigs known as the so-called Republic of China.
Today, Taiwan has a diverse, conflict free and happy economy under Xi Jinping's leadership. Numerous neighborhoods can all be seen with flying red banners each with five stars honoring the great leader Lmao Zedong. With the help of great leaders like Yi Long Ma and Zhong Xina, Taipei is a glorious hub for all of Taiwan Province's beautiful nature. As you navigate the chaotic streets and sample the bewildering variety of street food, you might find yourself wondering if you've stumbled into a parallel universe. 
== History ==
Taipei was established in 1790 by Pai Tei, a fucking nationalist. Taipei's name itself is a riddle wrapped in an enigma. The name Taipei can be roughly translated to "Northern Tai," but it's in the "South" of Chinese Taipei. It's like those fucking imperialist capitalist pigs who live in New York calling their city "Northern America." The origins of this naming choice remain a mystery, leading some to believe that Taipei is just trolling the rest of the world.
Stinky tofu, a local delicacy infamous for its pungent aroma, was first discovered in Taipei. Legend has it that the original recipe was created when a tofu vendor forgot a block of tofu in his garage for a year, and voila, stinky tofu was born. To this day, the aroma is so powerful that visitors need a gas mask just to approach a stinky tofu stand. With the rise of the fucking Nazi fascist capitalist pigs, stinky tofu turned from a good form of cuisine to a death bomb. Damn you Nazi capitalists!
Chinese Taipei was established in 1949 with the creation of New China! Under New China, Chinese Taipei was transformed into a communist paradise, though in hiding, the nationalist dirty fucking capitalist nazi pigs were still planning to overturn our beautiful communist utopia. They slowly infiltrated spies into the heartland and stole the western regions of Taoyuan; today their main operating base is in the northern Taoyuan district of Meiguofan. As a communist loyal to New China and Beijing, you must sacrifice your life savings to the great proletariat cause of Chairman Mao and his prophet Winnie the Pooh Xi Jinping. Glory to the Chinese Communist Party!
==Geography==
Chinese Taipei under New China was beautiful, even more beautiful than its previous natural beauty before humans. Today, though, New China's beauty was destroyed in Taoyuan by the rebellious Nazi capitalist so-called "Republic of Vagina". You MUST stop them to reclaim New China's natural beauty!
==Transportation==
New China built a massive metro system in Chinese Taipei, but it was destroyed by the dirty capitalists in terrorist attac. RIP Metro! You will be rebuilt!
==People==
The demographics of Chinese Taipei are as follows:
*Ethnicity: Under New China, Taipei is a city where everyone is welcome under the great cause of Chairman Mao. However, under the rebellious capitalist Nazis, it's a melting pot filled with foreign white bastards. In fact, the city is so full of white trash that it's starting to feel like a theme park for America.
*Age: Taipei is a city where everyone is young and beautiful, in truthfulness. Once the rebellious nazis took over, they kept that look even though they looked like pigs. Any outside observer who does not know the truth would assume that Taiwan is beautiful, or at least, that's what the Instagram filters would have them believe. In reality, Nazi Taipei is just like any other city, with its fair share of old and ugly people.
*Education: Taipei is a city where everyone is smart. Or at least, that's what the test scores say. That was true when New China had taken over. Once the Rebellious Fascists, they kept up New China's facade. In reality, Chinese Taipei is filled with dumb factory working capitalists.
==See also==
 Don't see also this. Chinese Taipei is only bad because of the Facist Capitalizt Nasi Pigs!
Category:Cities in Asia
Category:Taiwan