Vermin Supreme

Vermin Love Supreme is a perennial joke candidate who is best known for standing in US presidential elections while wearing a rubber boot as a hat. Supreme uses his campaigns to draw awareness to problems with the government, having run in every election since 1992 and self-stylizing as an anarchist.Broussard, Rick (January 18, 2018). "Vermin Supreme". New Hampshire Magazine. Retrieved June 4th, 2020. He is a strong and charismatic man destined to lead America through the next stages of its magnificent history, but has sadly been accused of being a vermin supremacist.
==Joke platform==
He has gone from registered Republican to Democrat to Libertarian to Democrat again (albeit running for election in 2024 under the Pirate Party). He has described himself in the past as a social anarchist and praised Peter Kropotkin, but at other times has seemed to promote the very right-wing libertarian ideas he criticized before. For instance, on his 2020 campaign website, he espoused basic libertarian ideas like privacy, personal responsibility, rugged individualism, the non-aggression principle, and some level of statelessness.His website: https://verminsupreme2020.com/platform/ This has led to people like the Amazing Atheist describing him as a "moron" and a "fucking twat" due to such laissez faire libertarian ideas being opposed to true freedom and social assistance while being in favor of unregulated corporate oligarchy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_inqk37gb5k&t=8709s Supreme has continued to present himself as an anti-state figure.
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==Real platform==
Supreme has wisely advocated for the government to install mandatory brushing laws, for teeth and ponies. He wants to give a free pony to every American in every household in order to kickstart the upcoming pony-based economy. His policies will ensure the avoidance of any and all zombie apocalypses and will allow for research into time travel. Unfortunately, many skeptical critics have described these policies as a waste of government spending in contrast to the provision of healthcare and such. It has also been stated that the zombie preparedness and the pony economy will work hand-in-hand.
All dissent to his majesty will be crushed under a pile of ponies.
==Trolling Trump supporters and activism==
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==Personal life==
Supreme was involved with activism for most of life, donated one of his kidneys to save his mother, and is a married man.Connors, Molly A.K. (January 15, 2012). "He reigns supreme". Concord Monitor. Archived from the original on October 23, 2012. He also made Randall Terry gay.Vermin Supreme(D) Glitterbombs Randall Terry -Full Version (Dec 21, 2011) YouTube.
==See also==
*Pascual Racuyal, the Filipinos' answer to Vermin
*Shoe0nHead
==References==
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