Band names

This was composed sometime around 2006-2007 over AOL instant messenger with @baronhaynes. It's been slightly modified to correct or create spelling mistakes.
* The Dead Sea Scrolls would be an awesome name for a jewish speedmetal band.
* Giant Neon Jesus would be a good name for a techno band, btw.
* Goddamnit I'm out of Pez
* WHERE THE HELL IS MY SCREWDRIVER
* FOUND: 1 SCREWDRIVER
* The Flying Banjomen
* The Giant Milk Humpers
* Echolocation for pudding
* Solo into the dark night
* Interaction with blood remains
* MY SOUL HUNGERS FOR PEZ
* Festive Japanese Robot Santa
* Hilarious Butt Eruption
* The Butt Eruptors
* Gays without style
* Curse of the hamburgler
* Stunned Speechless by awesome
* 1d4 goblins
* Unintentional Boner
* ~Chaotic-Evil ~Half-Elf Bank Account
* Bus Stop for Sephiroth
* Flacid Pickle
* The Dirty Microscopes
* *not a punk band
* Punker than Richard Simmons
* Shrieking Pelvis
* you ate my sandwich
* THE FINAL DAYS OF DICK CLARK
* The Crotchless panties of Lady Liberty
* Stupid band name
* Pot calling the kettle a whore
* Lack of cheese
* CHEESELESS IN SEATTLE
* SMOKING DILBERT
* TANKER LLAMA
* Crusty Erection
* Sexual relations with a porch swing
* PISSICLE
* Grabass
* ELMOHANDJOB
* OVERWEIGHT DORRITO SALESMAN
* some letters in a row
* FUCK YOU MATEY
* Blazin' Nut Cream
* The Butt Spelunkers
* Level 2 Demigod
* P.U.S.S.Y.
* ACROPUSSY
* ~Super-Shit-Farmer
* AbsoFuckingLutely
* Take it in the butt
* More Pez Plz
* Raped By Science
* Paraplegic Ninja
* Dyslexic Ninaj
* Roasted Mudbutt
* Yoda's Porn Stash
* Millionaire Smack Junkie
* Corporate Blowjob
* FLINGING MECHANICAL PENCILS AT THE BRITISH
* Crispy Bacon
* Dripping Labia
* Smoked Sausage
* Putting Hotdogs through donuts
* Vaginal Fluid Snowcone
* Sticky Excretion
* Poo Poo Particles
* Elite Hamster Strike Force
* Poopchute Milkshake
* Encrusted Starfish
* Grand Poobah of the Leprechaun People
* Erect Hooka
* DRAWKCAB
* Sphincter Dungeon
* Calloused Taint
* Too big for its cage
* Cockbite
* Legume Thievery
* Goat Bile
* Choking on someone else's spit
* Smack Therapy
* Testicular Washcloth
* ~Mint-Flavored Cockring
* Scrotum Rebellion
* Everlasting Pimple
* Flaming Playground
* Burning Children
* ZE GERMANS ARE MAD FOR CAKE
* Drowning in hand cream
* 10-year-old axe murderer
* ~Bio-Spankie
* Redshifted Penis
* Liquid Booger
* Stuffing your penis in the blender
* TRADING SOUL FOR POCKY
* Pocky Hocky
* Dr. Seuss' Dark Secret
* Prostituting sister for PEZ
* Island Nation Worshiping Bob Saget
* The Deadly Cult of Carl Winslow
* Pedoshanty
* Snorting Whole PEZ
* INDIAN RAPE EXPERT
* The booger from times lost
* Boner without a cause
* Masturbating to Barney
* Invading Iraq for their PEZ
* An Acronym for What?
* Invisible Penis
* Fisting Veterans
* Bank Account Full Of PEZ
* Swimming Through PEZ
* Playing ~Go-Fish with the President
* Teaching Ninjitsu to Parrots
* Insufficiently Rocking
* Enshrined Fecal Matter
* Happy Fapper
* ~God-Damned Jelly Donut
* Umlaut express
* Farting through nipples
* The toilet paper is breathing
* I hate robots
* Frogs are like children
* Shitting scorpions
* Shitache
* Rectal Trees
* Banjo Thermometer
* Jumping Mothers
* Mothers Against Jumping
* Your Socks are Delicious
* Rocking the Nunnery
* Playboy Subscription for Jesus
* Honorary Tooth Decay
* Candy Cane Velcro
* PEZ Royalty
* Punched in the ~Penis-Socket
* Sockpuppet President
* Rat Fucking Religion
* Athlete's Boner
* Bullying the Pope
* Catholic Balloons
* Egg Salad Abortion
* Apesalad
* Polyester Dildo
* Asbestos Anus
* ~Steam-Powered Vibrator
* The Missing Toenails
* Fireproof Boxing
* Trainee Pornstar
* Interracial ~Sock-Jumping
* Lead Condom
* Telling your Mother about the Holiday
* Dickjoke
* Cinderblock Strut
* The Left Testicle of Justice
* Ivory Nosejob
* One-night stand with Batman
* Clown with a Boner
* The Spacebar of Truth
* Fear of a PEZ Planet
* Sandstone Blowjob
* Flamethrower versus Melons
* Murder on a Stick
* No Q on the Phone Dial
* Illegal Erection
* Taaaasty Eagles
* Frontflip Candlestick
* Bellyflop into PEZ
* Hobos for Dinner
* Mothers against a whole buncha shit
* Pasta Prohibition
* Anal Football Helmet
* Grippy Indeed
* Men's Bathroom Smells of Justice
* The Tower of Hair
* McDonald's Strip Club
* The Ball Pit in the 9th Circle of Hell
* Monkeys on Tour
* Quadriplegic Palm Reader
* Overweight Ninja
* Will Karate for Food
* Pompous Umbrella
* Leftover Salamander
* Upside Down Car Commercial
* Looking for him Angrily
* Kosher Bacon
* Angry Lobster Salesman
* Rectaltonsilectomy
* The Ten Whistles
* Asian Dolphin Whores
* The Dick Havers
* Twilight Milkshake
* Mother's On Fire
* Mothers on Fire
* ~Mother-Son Fire
* Stump Helmet
* The Anger Sharks
* Dickflute
* Popcorn Boner
* A Shaving Accident
* Trash Heap Sheep
* Zombies on a Donkey
* Golden Circumference
* Vegetarians Against Pimping
* The Assistant Managers
* False Identification
* The Value Voters
* Plastic Surgery Gone Awry
* You may take the pizza
* Terrorsexuals