Tekirdagball

Tekirdağball or Anarcho Capitalismball is a Turkish cityball located in Eastern Thrace and has a long coast extending to Marmara Sea. It's famous for it's rakı which it really loves.
It is one of the 3 provinces that have all of their lands in the Europe in Turkeyball. It's very rich of the both industry and agriculture which made them a huge migration issue from Syria and Afghanistan since the 2010's. Also it's one of the 6 provinces that have access to 2 seas in Turkeyball which definitely caused no border to stolen from 
anyone It's considered as "The Pearl of Marmara" by many people. It's called "kızan" by the other cityballs. It has slight farmer accent and stereotypically can't spell the first "h" letter on the word and ends it's sentences with "bea" sometimes. It had famous rakı factory but in 2017 it's closed and moved to Manisaball.
== History ==
Tekirdağ were always known as a strategic place due to being a bridge between Balkans and Anatolia cause of being close to the Bosphorus and Dardanelles Strait. Throughout the history it got raided and occupied by several nations. Tekirdağ had lots of different names; Bisanthe, Rhaedestus, Rodosto, Rodosçuk and Tekfurdağı.
== Ancient Era ==
First settlements at Tekirdağ started in 4000 BC in Copper Age. The city was an Samian colony in 7th century BC until the Persian invasion of the lands in 514-513 BC. The land taken back by Persians in BC 477 by Naval Union of Greeks. After a hundred years this time it's taken by the Macedonball to take the Odrysiaball. JUST FUCKING STOP ALREADY and this is not enough, after the Alexander the Great's death, this time Thracian Kingdomball got the land. And now, like it's not frickin' enough the Romans takeover the land and FINALLY wars got stopped for a long time in here.
== Roman Era ==
Nothing really happened in Tekirdağ until the Roman splitation in 395 AD. Tekirdağ was now in the borders of Byzantineball. In the 6th century AD city got restored by Justinian I. In 813 and again in 1206 city got invaded by Bulgarians. From 1204 to 1235 town was owned by Venetians following the Fourth Crusade which caused Latin Empireball taking the lands. In the 1261 the land taken back by Byzantines. The city belonged to Byzantines until in 1357 it was taken by Ottoman Empireball.
== Ottoman Era ==
After Tekirdağ became a Turkish land, the city changed several vilayets and got several mosques builded in it's clay. In 1715, after the exile Rákóczi stayed at here until it's death in 1735. It got invaded twice by Russian Empireball in Russo-Turkish Wars respectively in (1828-1829) and (1877-1878). And that isn't just that, oh shit here we go again it also got invaded by the Kingdom of Bulgariaball. And after the World War I, Tekirdağ got shared by the orospu çocuğu Entente in 1919 which leads it to The Independence War 
== Modern Era ==
In 1919, Tekirdağ and the fellow cities got invaded by The Entente without the law. Tekirdağ was 
controlled by the International Straits Commission. Many Tekirdagian people were against it and created the Thracia-Pashaeli Committee for that. The Committee kept fighting and announcing this evil invasion to the all nations till the evil Greeks occupied the city against the heroic Goverment of Grand National Assemblyball. And hopefully after the evil invasion of Greece, the land was taken back by the Turks in 13 November 1922. And this is how the Tekirdağ got liberated by them.
In the republic days, Tekirdag complied with all reforms done by Atatürk and even got visited by him for learning the new alphabet in Turkish alphabet reform. To remember this in every 23 August, Tekirdağ celebrates this event. Also it also got affected by Lozan Exchange and 1934 Thrace Pogroms (which is an unfortunate event for Jews). 
In the 2012 by the Law No. 6360 it has it's own metropolitan municipality and after the 2014 Local Elections in Turkey, the municipality started it's work in here. Currently, there is drug operations and weird events going on in Tekirdağ but without all of that, it's pretty chill.
== Relationships ==
* Father - Yer' are the best father ever i have bea. NE MUTLU TÜRKÜM DİYENE! 
* Edirneball - It is my sibling bea. We share lots of similiarities with eachother such as 'ating these morons and love the agriculture. Sadly, we lost our isolation against refugees because of this wannabe New York. But my rakı is better than yours kadam!
* Kırklareliball - Same with Edirneball. But why did yer' voted the MHP mare, YOU BETRAYED US . But i can understand since CHP sucks nowadays (but still better than these).
* Çanakkaleball - We fighted against that tea and baguette in Gallipoli. It pretty much protects the Marmara from the invaders and i respect it.
* Istanbulball - The rich and popular friend of mine. It 'elps me sometimes and supports CHP just like me. But yer' unintentional reason of refugee invasion of my lands and yer' also kept me in the shadows so i will never forgive you for this!
* Kocaeliball - It is my friend and we 'ave the industry power and the riches for our people; but my industry will always be better than yours, ALSO STOP VOTING TO AKP yer' got me Pişmaniye?!
* Manisaball - YER' STOLEN MY RAKI FACTORY GÜVEÇ, I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS! But actually it was because of that guy's company so it's alright ya know. 
* Adanaball - It loves meat and alcohol as much as i do. Also, it's finally supportin' CHP again.
* Bulgariaball - Listen 'ere yer' bulgur, YOU WILL NEVER GET ME AND MY SIBLINGS' LAND AGAIN AND ALSO STOP RAIDING MY SIBLINGS' GROCERIES LIKE IT'S AN FREE ESTATE OF YER' except that i don't really 'ate you or something. Besides we are doin' fine bea.
* Greeceball - Everythin' is same with bulgaria bea, but you are EVEN WORSE. YOU JUST KILLED LOTS OF MY PEOPLE DURIN' THE INVASION IN THE INDEPENDENCE WAR YER' TERRORIST!
* Serbiaball - Stay mad of the fact that rakı is better than your rakıja AHAHAHAHAH. (not really)
* Romaball - Even though you are here for too long unlike these refugees; but yer' still same, always on your job to do most of the stupid and 'umiliatin things and lowerin my life quality! SCREW YOU! 
* ISISball - YOU LIVIN' KAMIKAZE, STOP KILLIN' ME AND MY NEIGHBORS' RESIDENTS DON'T YER' KNOW YER' PURPOSE HERE ISN'T DOIN' SOME TERRORIST SHIT?! REMOVE!!! 
* Refugees - Even though some of yer' doesn't do anythin 'armful, SOME OF YOU STILL ANNOY AND SWEARING MY PEOPLE JUST STOP ALREADY YA INSANE FUGITIVES!
* OCCUPYING MONSTER - Oh you are the one of the worst. 'OW DARE YOU TO TAKE MY LANDS NOT ONCE, BUT FUCKIN' TWICE?! REMOVE THE TSAR!!! YOU GOT THE KARMA YOU DESERVED IN 1917, DIE! 
* Recep Tayyip Erdoğan - WORST RULER EVER AND CHP DOES NOTHING AGAINST IT. I FELL TO YOU ONCE BUT NEVER AGAIN EVEN THOUGH STILL KAPAKLI AND ERGENE VOTES FOR IT!
* CHP - You are nothing against your former self now. WHY ARE YOU STILL SILENT AGAINST THE AKP?! I START TO THINK THAT YOU ARE USING ME, WHO WILL I FUCKING TRUST NOW? 
* Sharks - Seriously, why are you even here? Now I only have Marmara Ereğlisi to safely swim!
* The Storms - My worst enemy ever bea. Especially in Şarköy, YOU ALWAYS COMIN' 'ERE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE YOU AWFUL WEATHER CONDITION! 
== Twin Cityballs ==
* Bitlisball
* Giresunball
* Kepezball ( Çanakkaleball)
* Mamakball ( Ankaraball)
* Bayreuthball
* Pyeongtaekball
* Kardzhaliball
* Pomorieball
* Slivenball
* Komotiniball
* Kavalaball
* Kecskemétball
* Sarospatakball
* Techirgolball
* Topolchaniball
== Gallery ==
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