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University of Waterloo

The University of Waterloo is a university in Waterloo, Belgium Ontario. One of its most distinguished features at its campus is the fact that there are a lot of freakin' geese. They are very friendly and elegant and give the campus grounds a distinctive charm, but one of their immediate drawbacks is that they excrete an extraordinary amount of goose shit. This makes navigating around campus extremely difficult as you'd be constantly bending your head down and keeping an eye on their poop so you don't step on them.
The university is also well-known for its Department of Mathematics, which is one of the best in the world. As math is a very difficult subject, math students often find themselves in a tough spot as they have to constantly avoid geese shit and think about math problems simultaneously. Thus, Waterloo alumni are found to be adept in the fine art of looking-out-for-goose-shit-and-having-philosophical-thoughts-at-the-same-timeThe university is currently planning the creation of a new Department of Looking Out for Goose Shit and Having Philosophical Thoughts at the Same Time. A request for applications will be announced shortly..
==Outreach==
The university is notable for hosting math, physics, and chemistry contests for local high school students. Each contest requires a fee of Can$ 10.00Approximately US$ 10.00 in order to register. This makes it blatantly obvious that the university is not only torturing people with the hardest math problems, but also trying to make a quick Canadian buck off of their pain and agony.
==Admissions==
Perhaps the most infamous part of the University of Waterloo is that it is hard as geese shit to get admitted into the undergraduate Computer Science and Software Engineering programs. It is required to maintain an average IQ over 95 in order to obtain even a freakin' chance at getting accepted, on top of having a goose-butt-load of extracurricular activities. Thus, applicants are often very stressed out about admissions and visit the university's subreddit and talk to other applicants as if they're having a next-level therapy session. 
In addition to the subreddit, applicants may also request (for a Can$ 10.00 fee) the advice of the University of Waterloo's Department of Astrology, which analyzes undergrad admissions chances every year. As a last resort, applicants may choose to pray to the Almighty Goose God, which is rumoured to give them a 10% boost to their admission chances.
===Footnotes===
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Unknown

Unknown or The Unknown may refer to:
==Geography==
*Parts Unknown
==People==
* Unknown Artist, a musician and performer
* UnKnown Jedi Council Member, an anonymous member of the Jedi Council
==Other uses==
* Unknown Armies, occult-themed roleplaying game
* A type of variable in equation solving
==See also==
* Unown, a Pokémon species
* The Great Unknown
* Unknown Soldier
* Unknown known
* open problem, where the answer is still unknown.
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Unorail

Unorail is a term coined in 1876, and is commonly used today by many people. It should not be confused with monorail.
== Origin ==
While many believe that unorail derives from the Spanish word "uno" meaning uno, and the English word rail, meaning rail, this is certainly not the case. The term unorail was penned by James Earl Jones in the year 1876, while filming Star Wars Episode 9: A New Pope. During the filming, Jones was consuming a large quantity of ostrich wings when indigestion hit. Unfortunately, he was struck so bad, he was unable to speak, and was only able to utter "unorail". The paramedics used this sparse information to find the source of the James Earl Jones pain, and were able to save him. By unorail, Jones was referring to his intestines, which are sometimes referred to as a seres of tubes, or internets.
== Usage Today ==
Today, unorail is used in many Spanish speaking countries, as well as Ireland and the United States. In Spanish speaking countries, it is a term used to describe the American monorail. A prime example is in Disney World Mexico City, where the most popular rides are the Unorail of Progress, and Unorail Mountain. The latter is a winding monorail ride in the dark, which reaches break-neck speeds of 15 gallons per hour. 
In the United States and Ireland however, unorail is a slang term for an assortment of things. While no definitive definition that is definitive has been recorded, it has been heard used when discussing topic such as: drugs, sex, James Earl Jones, video games, transportation, and the internet. Many internet-goers have been known to refer to the internet as the unorail, describing the wire, or rail-like properties of the internet. Until Webster's Dictionary can officially document the true meaning of the term, English scholars and lay people agree: the word is stupid.
== References in Popular Culture ==
*When translated to Spanish, the Simpsons episode Marge vs. the Monorail is entitled Marge vs. the Unorail.
*Unorail Cat, a popular internet meme, and lol cat.
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Unoriginality

Unoriginality started in 1337 when Chuck Norris and Mr.T were huffing kittens. They were getting really super high, so Oprah came and used her eye beams to try to kill them. Around that time, a bunch of ninjas, pirates, and ninja pirates took down Oprah using lots of Jello. Then, Llamas, Keanu Reeves, and Dr. Phil teamed up, and after eight long days, they created unoriginality.
==Effect==
Well, after word spread that unoriginality had been created, the ninja pirates and the clinjas started a war against everyone else. George W. Bush tried to stop it, but he was too stupid. So then, Chuck Norris came back, and he roundhouse kicked everyone to death, except for Mr.T, because he pitied dat fool. So an epic battle between Chuck and Mr.T took place, with Chuck roundhouse kicking and Mr.T pitying fools. Of course Oscar Wilde won, because he's invincible. The world was then thrown into an Ice Age for eleventybajillion centuries.
==Later on ...==
So the Ice Age eventually passed, and the Pope decided to bring unoriginality back. Along with the help of your mom and Paris Hilton, unoriginality became a popular fad once again. Soon enough, even important people like Ashlee Simpson and Michael Jackson began to use the concept of unoriginality. But Michael Jackson got distracted by little boys, and was eventually eaten by a grue. This stage provided a segue into the final stage of unoriginality.
==Today==
Unoriginality was declared official in 2005 by Tom Cruise, the God of Scientology. He ransomed Barbara Bush for Congress to pass a bill that states all major motion pictures must be remade within ten years, or the sheer originality of these movies could pose a threat to the people of America. He originally kidnapped Lynne Cheney, but no one really missed her. Unfortunately, minutes later Vin Diesel killed Tom with a bunch of random weapons.
==See also==
*Canned quotes
*Originality
*Quality
*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Unreal engine

The Unreal engine, (also known as the Not real engine, Fortnite engine, or lazy game developer engine), is a tool that allows users to create custom levels to build a clone of the same identical video game that is released every year by Activision, EA, or U bi soft. It is known by all gamers and game developers as either the best piece of software ever created, or the spawn of Satan. It was created by Epic Games to develop the 1998 video game Unreal and eventually achieve total world domination. 
== History ==
The Unreal engine was created by the satanic cult of satanic game developers Epic Games, known for games such as Jazz Jackrabbit and The Secret Of Donkey Island (Yes, really).
In 1997, they began developing a revolutionary game engine (even more revolutionarier than Quake) known as the Unreal engine for the game Unreal. Upon the engine's release as part of a commercial game in 1998 and eventual public availability to other game developers, no one really wanted anything to do with it because it looked like it didn't even exist (should've picked a better name, huh?).
== Features ==
The latest version, Unreal engine 5, contains so many features that it is nearly 10x larger than its predecessor. This is perfectly justified because taking up over 10% of a modern upper-mid-range hard drive is fine if developers get extra presets to play with!
These features include:
* Nanite, which is like a termite but it eats your banana instead of your wood. This is why most Unreal engine games do not have any bananas.
* Presets, and lots of them! This means game devs don't have to do any work, and all games are identical! This is good, right?
* The Data collection Analytics API, which allows developers to track any and every activity the player engages in
* Built-in Fortnite mode, which allows game devs to implement Fortnite in their game, after which they are promptly sued by Epic
* More presets
* Auto-lawsuit, which allows Epic Games to sue anyone using it
* Even more presets
These advanced features have made the Unreal engine one of the most highly praised game engines on the market.
== Controversy ==
The Unreal engine has been involved in large amount of controversy, which no one cares about anyway.
=== Identical shovelware games ===
The Unreal engine has been known to be used in generic copy-paste shovelware games such as Call of Duty and 30% of Steam games. No one has ever acknowledged this though, so nobody cares.
=== Pointless lawsuits ===
Epic Games has sued people over the Unreal engine numerous times, for reasons such as
* Taking more than 5% of their revenue
* Using Fortnite's name in vain
* Using the Unreal engine
* Mentioning the Unreal engine
* Not stealing their mom's credit card to buy V-Bucks
All of these lawsuits are perfectly justified and completely fair.
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Unreasonable hysteria

Unreasonable hysteria is a psychiatric phenomenon that afflicts millions of adults annually. Wait, what if that's a bad way to start this article?!
Oh God, I'm fucking this up already!
==Let me start over!==
Wait, a new section? Oh my God, I'm not ready for a new section! I haven't even revised the first one! Holy fucking balls, what do I do?!
==Holy freaking God!==
Mary, Jesus and great Caesar's ghost, I don't know if this is even redeemable! Oh God, I'M RUINING THE ENTIRE FUCKING UNCYCLOPEDIA!
==Was that too many capitals?!?!==
Shit! Oh shit! Shit, bullshit and horseshit! Shit, shit, shit! SHIT! What am I supposed to do now!
==Look at all that swearing!==
This will never be acceptable for children to read! My parents can never read this! I'll never get to run for public office! I'm a disgrace to everything!
==Ants==
Ants!
==Holy fucking Hell, a link!!!==
Should I click that? I don't fucking know! Where the Hell does it lead?! What if it leads to [porn]?! JESUS BLOODY CHRIST! That link doesn't even stay inside the wiki!
==Is this even a wiki?==
Should Wiki be capitalized? Oh my fucking God! YOUR MOM! AAAAAH!
==AAAAAAAAH!==
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
==Oh God. . .==
This is all a mess! It's all my fault! Someone's going to kill me for this, aren't they?!
==Someone help me!==
Get that Todd Lyons guy to help out! He knows what he's doing!
==FUCK!==
Oh my God, I need to warn everybody about this before it spreads! FUCK!
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== Wait! SHIT!==
FUCK! Who the hlel know hwo ot work this thing? Fcuk! I think I'ev goen lysdexic!
==The cap ate my brain!==
ARGH!! The cap ate my brain!! Get it off! GET IT OFF!! Die cap die! Where's my brain!? WHERE!? NOOO!
==See also==
* Chimp out
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Unrequited love

If you've never experienced unrequited love, here is a useful guide.
#Heart Break: If you've never experienced this, it may seem an intensely melodramatic term. However, if you have, you know there's nothing worse than lying around, eating chocolates and listening to Radiohead. See emo.
#Heart Ache: This is to heart break as a dose of the flu is to a zombie outbreak. 
#Heart Attack: If you've never suffered one of these before, it may be indistinguishable from heart break, where you clutch your chest, go blue in the face, and collapse. However, heart break can't be cured by shouting "Clear!" and hitting yourself in the chest with two paddles.
#Hart to Hart: A dull '80s program about two people who spend time being detectives, along with a small kickable pet.
#In Short. Unrequited love is a pain in the ass.Requited love can be a big pain in the ass, as well.
==More On Unrequited Love==
Unrequited love seems to be the most common among nerds (such as those who spend all of their time reading and writing online encyclopedias), unless said nerd is in love with his left hand. For some reason, no matter what your grade point average is, how many awards you've won for good attendance, and how large your action figure collection is, the chance remains good that she'll pretty much only see you as the weird guy with the binoculars and his hand down his pants.
Unfortunately, most nerds will have to settle for a fat chick they meet at a Star Wars convention, or, even more likely, they'll just look at porn for the rest of their cheap and miserable lives.
Or along comes the perfect girl...wait, we're being realistic here, right? And this is unrequited love. Sorry to get your hopes up.
== Yes there is some hope ==
The best way to defeat unrequited love is to first love yourself, because who wants to date a depressed boring old fart?
But how can you love youself while suffering from unrequited love? 
It doesn't happen. 
You're finished. Forget about it. She knows you're autistic. 
==Anyway==
Love is just left-wing propaganda anyway, so who gives a crap about it?
Well, I do! We all do. And this is just more uncyclopedia propaganda.
Forget about it!
==References==
Category:Vexing Scientific Conundrums
Category:Things That Suck
Category:Things that are definitely out to get you
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Unternational Mathematical Olympiad

The Unternational Mathematical Olympiad, often misquoted as the International Mathematical Olympiad because of stupid auto-corrects, is the most nonsensical Olympiad on Earth. The participants have to make sense of nonsense.
==A typical problem==
The picture on the right is the diagram of second problem in UMO 2019, a typical one. Aside from things that make sense, you are given the condition that two pairs of irrelevant angles are equal, as shown in the diagram. How can anyone make sense of that fuck? It is completely wrong to call it mathematics.
==History==
The first UMO was held in Romania in 1959. Since then it has been held every year except 1980 when the so-called "experts" calculated that the date planned would not exist.
==Format==
The competition consists of six problems. Each problem is worth seven points for a maximum total score of 42 points. Only WeCheat calculators are allowed. These WeCheat calculators are mostly useless because they can only send numerical answers and UMO is proof writing. The competition is held over two consecutive days; each day the contestants have four-and-a-half hours to solve three problems. The problems chosen are from various areas of secondary school mathematics, broadly classifiable as Algebra, Combinatorics, Geometry, and number Theory. Each of the four parts correspond to a chemical in your DNA as the name says. They require no knowledge of higher mathematics such as calculus and analysis, and solutions are often short and elementary. However, they are usually disguised so as to make the solutions difficult. Prominently featured are insanely difficult algebraic inequalities and nonsensical geometrical problems. An example of the latter can be found in the first section of this article.
Up

An up is a cup with a broken handle. Ups are often found in garages, kitchens and bathrooms - usually filled with something such as flour, spoons or engine oil. Ups are considered sacred objects by their owners and are never thrown out.
Ups are sometimes filled with paint brushes so encrusted with dried paint as to be unusable. This is to ensure that the up is protected from having anything useful stored in it. That ritual is the origin of the phrase 'Dried Up'.
==Uses for an up==
1. Giving up: The giving of an up is considered by many to be one of the nicest things that anyone can do for a fellow human being. If someone is wracked with despair, disappointment and strong feelings of worthlessness, then they are often exhorted to just 'give up'. Giving up is an enormously popular past time among humanity, and people who give up often express themselves to feel considerably better off for having done so.
:Despite this widespread popularity some people make a point of refusing to give up. The stated aim of Jean-Claude Van Damme, for example, is to never give up. He always holds on tightly to his up, even when he is being shot at with a bazooka.
2. Getting on up: Getting on an up has been the life long obsession of the popular funk singer, James Brown. Mr. Brown not only delights in getting on an up himself, he frequently exhorts others to do the same. Sadly, years of drug abuse have led Mr. Brown to find it very difficult to balance on the ground, let alone an up.
3. Screwing up: It is a sad truth that people screw up quite regularly. Some screw up in the office and some screw up at home. Usually, upon being asked if they have recently screwed up, people deny that they did and try to pin the blame on someone else. 
4. Seven up: Sevening up sometimes happens spontaneously when the up is accidentally dropped over a hard, unyielding surface. In an interesting experiment, scientists of the AAAAAAAAA foundation have determined that the up has a statistical chance of breaking into pieces (called pieces-of-up, or shards). A large number of ups (donated to the AAAAAAAAA by The Upbringer) were broken in a controlled environment by dropping them from varying heights over a slab of concrete. It was found that when dropped from any height between 0.43 and 1.07 m, about 38 percent of the ups broke into exactly seven shards. Thus, "seven up" is slang for breaking things up.
5. Fuck Up: Where the woman goes on top. (AKA: Cock up)
== International Standard ==
Nelsons Column London, England defines the universal standard for up.
BS1850:0001 Known as Up later adopted as ISO1985:1234 reads Up is an vector parallel to an imaginiary line running through the centre of gravity of Nelsons Column and the mid-point of the centre of gravity of the statues testicles
Without it space ships in Star Trek wouldn't know which orientation to approach each other in.
Time defined in Greewich nearby and sea-level at Newlyn, Cornwall so so for calibration purposes up must be defined nearby.
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Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start

"Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start Button", originally known as the DaVinci Code, was created by the Nintendo Group in the early 80's. It is the source of all that is good, granting unlimited power and money to all who can master it. It is often confused with its competitor's code "Up, left, left, Down, L1, R1, Up, circle, Square, Down, R2, L3, Triangle, X, R3, Down, L2", which ironically, just changes your hair color.
For years, scientists and mathematicians have been making many attempts at coming up with a better and more efficient code. Both groups agree that "R1, R2, L1, L2, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up" is a code just as valuable. Unfortunately, somebody equipped grenades while performing this code and got everyone in Liberty City fucked over. Christ, the things you'll do for a goddamn bazooka.
Its predeccessor "left foot green, right hand red" twisted minds of people for years before it finally became obsolete. Nintendo took up the challenge and stood up to the plate. Who will be next?
==Controversy==
In 1993, Nintendo was sued by the families of several young men who died in Operation Desert Storm. It was claimed that the young men had believed they would have the ability to procure infinite lives by means of "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start" during the war. It seems this was not the case, however, as an M-16 "doesn't have enough buttons". Nintendo settled out of court for an undisclosed amount of money and quickly began work on Gulf War I to avoid any such confusion in the future.
==See also==
* Hays Code
* Konami
== External links ==
* A brief history lesson on the Code.
* Wikipedia's crackpot theory on the origin of the Code.
*↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
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zh:“↑↑，↓↓，←→，←→，BA”
zh-tw:上上下下左右左右BA
Upside down article

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= Upside down article =
An Upside down article is hard to read. ¿ƎƎS
== confusion ==
You have to stand on your head to read upside down articles. Annoying.
== See also ==
* backwards because it’s also upside down but the text is right side up. ᴚᴉɓɥʇ¿
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