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Calendar

Calendars are used for many reasons: measuring time, work, behavior etc. They are either hanging on the wall, or sitting inside your computer. They either see the orbit of the moon or the earth.
The "Gregorian calendar", the calendar that we, you, and your relatives are using today, have 12 months, but the length of them are not regular:
* January has 31 days
* February has 28 or 29 daysFucking shorter than any other months.
* March has 31 days
* April has 30 days
* May has 31 days
* June has 30 days
* July has 31 days
* August has 30 daysMany people claimed that it has 31 days.
* September has 30 days
* October has 31 days
* November has 30 days
* December has 31 days
* Luneamber has 29 or 30 daysMany people does not count this month. However, if it is counted, you can see the trail of the moon.
== References ==
Category:Vital articles
Calintroped

Calintroped (pronounced kay-LIN-thro-pehd) is a city in Georgia, Dolphin Empire. It is known for the Giant Banana Museum and Waffle Car Racing. It is also known for the Calintroped University Wildcats and Calintroped College Bayhawks. Famous landmarks: Pink Turtle Aquarium, Levitating Gaming Controller Museum, Apple Eating Monkey Zoo in Calintroped, Yellow Flamingo Beach, Jelly Bean Waterpark and the Calintroped Wacky Science Center have also been considered notable.
The city flag is composed of a seafoam green background with a small blue horizontal line with the seal. It was designed by Dolphin Man in 2012.
Calintroped has a population of 638,520 as of November 1st, 2023. At founding on July 4th, 2017. It has a population of 937.
==History==
===2012-2015: Platting begins===
Calintroped was platted on December 13, 2012 by Dolphin Man. It was platted during the 2006 to 2013 Skunk Empire war. On January 22nd, 2013. Jelly Bean Waterpark started to build. On March 19th, 2013. Apple Eating Monkey Zoo in Calintroped started to construct. Over the hiatus. The Zoo was opened in March 5th, 2015. No new buildings were constructed for 5 months.
=== 2015-2017: Boosting Tech Era in Calintroped During Platting===
On May 28th, 2015. Jelly Bean Waterpark and Yellow Flamingo Beach had opened. With over 14,000 visitors a week, It became some of the most popular tourist attractions in Dolphin Empire in 2015 and 2016. By May 2017, it reached 32,250 visits a week, While Levitating Gaming Controller Museum, Calintroped Wacky Science Center and the Giant Banana Museum had been topped out on the same day.
===2017: First months ===
On July 4th, 2017. Calintroped has finally become recognized. But before that.
On August 16th, 2016. An EF0 tornado hit Calintroped. With no injuries or fatalities, Jelly Bean Waterpark's 36 yard tall slide had become destructed. The Waterpark was closed on August 17th to September 30th, 2016. On January 2nd, 2018, both Universities had been under construction.
===2017-2023: Rise===
On December 23rd, 2017. The first hotel opened in Calintroped. But in 2018 and 2019. The other landmarks had been under construction until June 1st, 2022 to January 25th, 2023. As a population rise. It reached 500,000 on July 29th, 2023.
===2023-pres: Current News and Analysis===
On January 5th, 2024. The largest banana tower, Banana Khalifa was put inside the Banana Museum. On January 26th, 2024. Waffle Car Racing had made 2,000 games after opening on June 1st, 2022, after a large wave hit on May 30th, 2024, 7 people injured and no fatalities.
On July 4th, 2024. Calintroped celebrated the 248th Independence Day of the USA and 7th Anniversary of Calintroped.
==Location==
===In USA Region===
===City Wide===
	
Category:Georgia
== See also ==
*Dolphin Man
== Notes and Refs ==
Calista Flockhart

Calista Flockhart 	Calista Flockhart
Directed by 	John Green
Written by 	John Brown
Starring 	Ally McBeal as Calista Flockhart
John Cage as John Cage
Robert Fish as Robert Fish
Lucy Liu as Hot Japanease Lawyer
Produced by 	John Red
Distributed by	John White
Seasons 	8
Runtime 	44 minutes
Language 	Simple English
Calista Flockhart is an American television show named after its main character of the same name who was played by Ally McBeal. It ran from March 4, 1997 to October 21, 2002, counting a total of 161 episodes. Its main plot was about an anorexic atourney at law trying to balance her life around her trials, her relationships with her friends and co-workers, her two boyfriends, John Cage and Robert Fish and her Psychosis.
==Storyline==
Calista tries to live a regular life depite her many diseases, such as Tourette's Syndrome, Anorexia and Psychosis. 
===Work===
She has two boyfriends, both co-workers, John Cage and Robert Fish. Robert is the sole partner of the company, called Fish.
Also, in Fish, there is Hot Japanease Lawyer, played by Lucy Liu. In the middle of Season 6, she changes her name to Hot Japanease Judge, more appropriate to her new job. Later, in the Season 7 Finale, John Cage kills her.
Category: Things Maddox hates
===Friends===
Calista's friends were never played by the same person in two different episodes. This was seen as an opportunity to new actors and actresses to get a jump start in his/her career. Famous Calista's friends include Samuel L. Jackson, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Frank Sinatra and Sarah Jessica Parker. Most of her non-co-worker friends, she met at her group therapies.
===Group Therapies===
Calista, like the actress Ally, participated in various group therapies, such as the I AM GONNA KILL YOU Group Sessions For Psychotics and the FGTFTMFBWSWTGDTSS (Fucking Group Therapy For Those Mother Fucking Bastards Who Suffer With The God Damn Tourette's Syndrome Shit).
==Other Characters==
===John Cage===
The sexy stupid lawyer, is one of Calista's boyfriends. He suffers from Psychosis, such as his love interest. The illness caused him to kill Hot Japanease Judge in Season 7. He composed the longest song in the world. Played by John Cage, actor who scored the 3rd position in the Top 100 Sexiest Men Alive, losing only to George Clooney and Serena Williams.
===Robert Fish===
The ugly, but bright senior and only partner of the lawyers firm, is one of Calista's boyfriends. He is the only known male mermaid, result of the mating of Leonardo Da Vinci and Female Gold Fish. He composed the longest song in the world. Played by Robert Fish, the only known male mermaid in the world.
===Hot Japanease Lawyer Slash Judge===
The oriental killer isn't much of an attourney, but those legs can get her anything. She mantains a power over mankind that cannot be compared. Played by Lucy Liu, Chuck Norris' wife, who has been in several motion pictures, such as Kill Charlie and The Bill's Angels.
==External links== 
*"Reparations? What!" - an episode of Ally McBeal I’d Really Like To Produce by Emily Nghiem
Category:American actresses
Category:American television series
CamelCase

CamelCase cameInto existenceWhen RubyOcaml, an entryLevel codeMonkey, buggeredUp her keyBoard byEating Doritos™ while tryingTo codeA recursiveDrillDownAlgorithm. TheBloody capsKey keptSticking, and halfHerVariables hadNoSpaces and CapsInFunnyPlaces.
Her anonymousCoding was suchAKludge that otherProgrammers in theCompany thought itMustHaveBeen theWorkOf HighLevelManagement. In a splendidDisplay of SynchronizedButtKissing theyAll beganUsing theSameConvention in theirOwnCode.
AndTheRest, asTheySay, isHistory.
WikiPedia UsEd toHave CamelCase, EvenAfter TheY FiXeDIt.
==CorrectCamelCase==
WhenWriting CamelCase, rememberToUse lowerCamelCase forThe wordsNotStarting theSentence.
 
For ThoseObsessed withSoCalledExperts, hasAnArticle about: .
==SeeAlso==
*TwoHumps
*DramaDairy
Category:Anonymous
Category:Typographical Phenomena
Category:Self-reference
Cameo

Cameo (Latin: cameō, meaning "I carve") is the action of an actor or an actress who steals the negatives from a video's filming before they are developed and engraves their own image on them, so as to make it appear that they were part of the motion picture.
==History of Cameos==
The inventor of the cameo is Alfred Hitchcock (Latin: Alfredus Hichococcus). He invented the cameo because he was of the opinion that all directors should have an opportunity to be in their own movies. Soon, actors who had vendettas against certain others in Hollywood decuded that they would include themselves and their ugly mugs.
==Contemporary Cameos==
The German-Norwegian sci-fi drama Fringe (German: Der Frinkusche Scientim und Criminishe Scientima ; Norwegian: Frinkisk Scientet og Kriminalisk Scientet) features a character called The Observer, who has a cameo in every episode of the first season, in the manner of Alfred Hitchcock. This pattern of actors copying others style of cameos is called Cameöt in modusit.
Camp Lazlo

thumb|225px|The main characters of "Camp Lazlo". Note their status as "cute li'l forest animals".
Camp Lazlo is a mediocre children's show on Cartoon Network. It is, ironically, not a camp.
Camp Kidney is the name of the camp that Lazlo attends. The camp is also ridiculously named, seeing as there isn't one kidney there, except the animated (but unseen) organs of cartoon animals camped there. Hey, I didn't name the damn show! (Poor Man's SpongeBob?)
==History==
In 1972 a young Joe Murray was sent to the "wackiest" camp he'd ever seen. This camp was, apparently, run and attended by cute little forest animals, because when he created a TV show about it 35 years later. The name of the show is actually a clever acronym devised by the writers. L.A.Z.L.O. actually stands for Love And ... well, nothing starts with Z, but what the acronym is isn't really important. What's important is that there is, in fact, an acronym. 
The show airs on Cartoon Network, because they'd gone way downhill and were hoping that maybe, if they accepted enough shows, they'd get lucky and one or two might be good. Unfortunately this was not the case, and the network's "target demographic" has since dropped to include six- to eight-year-olds.
==Characters==
*Lazlo is a monkey who has a banana for a mouth. This ironically contradicts his status as a monkey, which should dictate that he consume said banana. Alas, he cannot eat his own mouth, and this anguish adds a touch of realism to the show.
*Raj is an elephant who speaks with a thick Indian accent. Raj moved to the United States because he is a dalit (untouchable) in India and will never hook up with any hot girls over there. He works at the camp's convenience store, a clear example of the writers' originality and racial tolerance.
*Clam, a half-clam half-rhinoceros, lacks the brain matter to speak very much. The show's creators didn't want the character to have any brain matter at all, but the script called for bees to sting him and he couldn't ask for an . Thus Clam was re-cast as "reserved".
==Critical acclaim==
Uh huh.
Category:American animated television series
Category: Brazil
Category:Cartoon Network
pt:O Acampamento de Lazlo
Can Soccer

right|thumb|188px|French national Can Soccer team warming up for the FIFA Can Soccer World Cup (Hosted by Bulgaria in 2006)
Can soccer is a sport which was stolen from a group of boys living in singapore, these boys made this page last year on uncyclopedia, but after a week their page was deleted for unknown reasons. Then this page was made just as a copy.. SO NOTE THAT CAN FOOTBALL WAS THE ORIGINAL THIS IS A FAKE COPY WHICH IS VERY CHEAP!!!
Can Soccer is a team sport played between two teams of two or more players each. It is widely considered to be the most ghetto sport in the world. Using a flattened soda can, it is played in a rectangular room lined with smooth tiles and covered in talcum powder, with a goal at each end of the field. The object of the game is to score by manoeuvring the can into the opposing goal by using only ones feet. The team that scores the most goals by the end of the match (signified with the sounding of the end-of-lunch bell) wins.
==History==
The sport was at first founded by the Year 11 (2008) students of Xavier College, Melbourne (Australia) where an almost frictionless tiled alcove was used to play on the days leading up to the end of the year examinations between two teams of four known as Team Airwolf and the Italian Stallions. Since then, it has made enormous leaps in refinement and popularity, with the introduction of the official Can Soccer Ga
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE THOSE THE POWER RANGERS?!??!??!?!??!??!^
==Rules==
There are few rules in Can Soccer, but they include:
1. All players are forbidden to use their arms or hands to manoeuvre the can.
2. Players may use their arms to ward off other players, but can only push, and not grab. The face or crotch are not to be touched.
3. Players must wear shoes with relatively flat soles to allow for sliding along the tiles.
4. After a goal is scored, players must stand behind halfway to allow the keeper room to kick off.
5. Any intruders on the field are to be ignored and play is to continue as usual. However an exception is made for authority.
6. If someone wishes to use the pay-phone situated in the middle of the play-field, they are free to do so, but must serve as an annoying distracting prick for both teams by consistently trapping the can beneath his own feet before mumbling a vague 'sorry...'.
==Popularity==
As stated above, Can Soccer is considered to be a 'ghetto' sport, and is therefore played almost exclusively by underground groups. The popularity of can soccer has grown due to the challenge of maintaining ones balance while frequently changing directions while pursuing the sliding can. Homeless people find Can Soccer a hilariously entertaining popular sport because it is cheap and easy to play if you have some friends.
Category:Association football
Canadian DnD

Canadian DnD is a variation of the American paper and pencil RPG (role playing game) DnD (Dungeons and Dragons).
The main differences in the game are the addition and subtraction of certain monsters from the monster manual, the fact that all the text has been translated into the Canadian language (or as it is sometimes known, Hoserian), and that it uses metric dice. Also, one of the player characters must be a moose. The other players have the privilege of making fully-functioning adventurers, but one unlucky character must play as a moose. He counts as a 10 hit-dice moose with the ability to speak common, moose, elk, and cariboo. On the plus side, the other players have to buy him coffee and doughnuts at every opportunity.
Many bloody battles have erupted in Canada due to disputes over who has to be the moose. Some more notable ones are the Canadian Dungeon Massacre of 1876 and the 1969 Moose March. Eventually, a few crafty DM's began playing the meese as DM characters, but they were soon discovered and struck down by a seal.
Players in a Canadian DnD game typically act as "impartial" arbitors between other players and the monsters. The other players think of the Canadians as 'like us', while the monsters think of the Canadians as 'harmless', 'easily intimidated', and 'smelling slightly of bacon'. Experience Points are awarded to the Canadians for 'peacefully settling the dungeon dispute'. A most coveted magic item is a "+3 Quill of Peace Treaty Signing Including Moose Class, Orks, Elves and Mops. No additional Equipment Included, Size May Vary, Side effects include: Headache, Stomache, Loss of Tooth, Bone Breakage, Death and Turning into the Moose". 
Occasionally, if a certain wish is made and granted by a certain dragon, one will be sucked into a real-life game of Canadian Dungeons and Dragons. It's impossible to get out of these games, because this information is only found on a certain floppy which someone "accidentally" threw in the wash.
In Canadian DnD clerics do not exist, rather they have a class called Prime Minister, who can call upon the powers of Parliament to summon peace. This is only possible if the Prime Minister has had maple syrup in the last 24.76 hours. Another difference is that the game must be played in an igloo. If you do not conform to these rules then you are made to say, "Eh!" in the metric language 3 times in the freezing cold.
==See also==
*DnD
*Canada
*The Majestic Moose
*Maple Leaf
*Prestige Class
*Tom Dooley
Category:Military of Canada
Category:Organizations based in Canada
Category:Sport in Canada
Category:Role playing games
Canadian Revolution

The Canadian Revolution, or as Canadians call it the "Great Hockey Stick Rebellion" started on September 25, 1995. The leader of the rebellion, El Presidente Red Green wanted to liberate his country from the grasp of the NHL Lockout and the Metric System which were in his opinon, turning his country into a cultural void where Anne Murray and Michael J. Fox would be worshipped as the patron god and goddess.
==American Intervention==
After learning? of Gretzky's fate, the United States declared war on Emperor Stanley and his cup of souls on March 15th 1999, which was possible because the UN had listed the Gordie Howe Hattrick as a warcrime, enabling the US to intervene on Red Green's behalf. While touring "the hood" in Detroit were litle crips and bloods cap eachother boom, Red Green had discovered a wonder weapon that had been developed by the CIA as a low-cost user friendly tool. What Green had discoverered was coke, or more precisely crack which was the improved and cheaper version of coke. Since none of his fellow Canadians knew how to harness crack's awesome power, Green asked for the slingers and pushers to join the Labatts as mercenaries and lead a raid on the Imperial Castle which was at a Tim Horton's outside of Ottawa. 
On Decemeber 2nd, 1999, after nine months of training under Baron Luciene Bouchard, the Canadians were fully acclimatized, and strung out. Using crack, along with their normal weapon (the hockey stick) gave them an advantage over all the kings's men. This training enabled a night drop over 200 miles behind enemy lines right on to Ottawa and the Tim Horton's itself. Government troops were taken by surprise and surrendered to the now famous "crackheads," enabling Red Green to play Lord Shitshisself in a cage match for the fate of Canada. The match was over in less than an hour when Red Green smashed a bottle of Canadian Club Whiskey on Stanley's face. To make matters worse, Stanley had wrapped himself in barbed wire to increase his "badass" factor in front of the crowd that had gathered to watch.
Although mister chief guy deosnt know how to harness crak he decided to smoke it all and he realised its awsome power it made him invonerable to pain while he stumbled around getting stabbed by his coke dealer he tryed to cut the other chief guy and he died and got creamated the end bitch.
==Results of Green's Victory==
thumb|Canada's new flag with coke and hockey stick.
After Green he issued a sereies of laws which are followed to this day 
*Crack is legal, and it is the parent's obligation to expose their children to it.
*Tony Montana is now the Patron Saint of the Canadian population
Category:History of Canada
Category:Revolutions
Cancer

Cancer, more commonly referred to as Cancer-O's, are an up-and-coming breakfast cereal. It is commonly paired with Cancer (beverage) in lieu of milk, as adding milk gives it the molecular structure of Nitroglycerine. According to the State of California, everything causes cancer or other reproductive harm.
== History of Cancer==
The idea of Cancer came from Marie Curie, who, after working throughout the night on radioactive materials, wanted something delicious and nutritious, created it with some extra ingredients she had on-hand from the radioactivity experiments. Cancer first began appearing on store shelves in the 1960's, however it began getting widespread popularity when the United States declared war on cancer in 1971 for being "Too damn tasty!" 
In the modern day, Cancer has recently risen up in popularity amongst certain groups, such as:
*Smokers
*Elderly People
*People within a 10 mile radius of a failing Nuclear Reactor
*Your Grandma
It has also recently gained in popularity due to it not requiring something like an orange to be eaten alongside it for a "complete breakfast."
==Ingredients of Cancer==
Cancer is an outlier in the breakfast cereal group, being the only widely consumed cereal that is not approved by the FDA, meaning it does not have to have a nutrition label like the other ones. Instead, it has a big scratch-&-sniff patch that smells like burnt plastic. This has not prevented people from guessing on what is inside of Cancer, believing it may contain such ingredients such as: Nicotine, Agent Orange, Hair Dye, Talcum Powder, Fluoridized Water, and Radon, among other possible ingredients. While these ingredients are mostly deadly/addictive, Talcum Powder and Water Fluoridation is known to be healthy, which cancels out the bad stuff, leaving the cereal with only the delicious (and somewhat addictive) flavor of Cancer-O's.
== Notable Comments on Cancer ==
== Other Cancer Products & Cancer Accessories ==
== See also ==
Category:Vital articles
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Category:Dangerous
ar:السرطان
ko:암
nl:Kanker
ja:癌
Candy corn

Candy corn is, as its name suggests, a candy made out of corn. Its characteristic triangular shape and tri-colored pallette has made it achieve worldwide fame as a delectable piece of candy that can be found in many a bag of children playing "Trick or treat!" during Halloween. However, scientists are unsure if there has ever been a person to actually eat it.
== History ==
Candy corn was originally created by Czechoslovakia during a bet with Canada. Those frisky Czechs were feeling cocky and bet that Americans were so stupid that they could sell them a "fusion of a vegetable and candy," and turn a profit. Naturally, Canada laughed and accepted this bet. The terms of this bet were as such: If Canada wins, Czechoslovakia was to change its' name to Rhode Island Jr., and If Czechoslovakia wins, Canada was to create a law that required all Canadians to throw the word 'eh' on the end of every sentence. Candy corn was then invented and due to a high amount of idiots in America, the Czechs won.
All of the candy corn ever made was made in 1914. Every year after Halloween, since candy corn tastes like shit and so much is thrown out, is collected by the candy corn company and is resold each year.
== Ingredients ==
Candy corn was almost unapproved by the FDA because of it secondary use as a mild hallucinogen. But then, after doing repeated taste tests they decided they would allow it because "nobody is going to eat this crap anyways." The product is made up of three parts; The yellow, the orange, and the white. 
=== Yellow ===
The yellow part is supposedly the "corn" part of the mixture. Critics argue its credibility as corn, due the fact that it is not a vegetable and made of what, upon tasting, appears to be cardboard. Some ingredients are:
*Corn
*Piss
*Ground up Asian children
*Anything else yellow that's disgusting
=== Orange ===
The orange part is widely recognized as the worst part, mostly because it comprises the bulk of the epitome of hell (candy corn). This part is rumored to be made of porta potty remnants and used paper mache. Famous things also made of the orange part are:
*The outer layers of Gobstoppers
*Agent Orange
*Testicles
*Geometry
*Those annoying pricker things on bushes
*Evil glob-warriors for Donald Trump's army
and holly haywoods pubes
=== White ===
The white part is the part that creates mild hallucinations. People eating excessive amounts of the white part have been known to: 
 
*Spend their paycheck on lotto scratchers
*Convert to Scientology
*Watch American Idol
*Buy the PS3
*Spontaneously combust
*Be a fan of the Red Wings
*Invent Kitten Huffing
*Simply walk into Mordor
== See also ==
*Gray aliens with candy corn horns
Category:Halloween