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Ecuador

Ecuador is a small South American country (though way bigger than Belgium) that has recently become the latest country to 'Gallo de la nariz' (cock the snook) at the United States for harbouring a known nusiance and Wikileaker-in-General Julian Assange.
==Where it is==
Ecuador lies between Colombia in the north and Peru in the south. Once home to the Mezzanine Americans, Ecuador was later part of the Inca Empire. Conquered and depopulated by the Spanish in the 16th Century for mining reasons, Ecuador was part of Peru. In the 19th century Ecuador favoured independence whilst Peru remained the last hold out for the old colonial power. This ended in the 1820s and Ecuador joined a new power block called Greatest Ever Grand Colombia. 
The Ecuadorians left this arrangement but then got set upon by Peru. Ecuador resisted and also got hold of the Galapagos Islands, prizing it off English pirates and Charles Darwin who wanted it as a nature reserve. Ecuador managed to stay out of all wars in South AmericaAlthough one time, they did go to war with some goats. and waited for tourism to make the country more interesting.
==Constitution==
The country has gone through a regular cycle of democracy, corrupted democracy, Coup d'etat, juntas and finally economic collapse before starting all over again. The current president of the country Rafael Correa. He has aligned the country closer to the Uncle Sam Hate Club which now includes Venezuela, Brazil, Bolivia and Brazil.
==The People==
Famous Ecuadorians are....well Julian Assange. Former 'Dirty' singer Christina Aguilera's father came from Ecuador but so far she hasn't made an album in Spanish for her folks back in the old country. I'll come back with the rest once I have found them.
==Culture==
Roman Catholicism, Inca Ideology and Football. Ecuadorians like football, especially when played at home when foreign teams are expected to play up in the high mountains round the capital Quito. The Peruvians and the Bolivians like doing this too for their home games but Ecuador has a good national team so should play somewhere closer to sea level to make it fair. 
==Other Countries that have similar names==
In Africa, there is the country of Equatorial Guinea which is, like Ecuador, also a former Spanish colony. The two countries have been twinned since 2007, though what this means is anyone's guess. They both love soccer, and their national football teams are composed of blacks who don't know their own date of birth. Ecuadorian males love to eat Guinea Pigs, and Ecuadorian women love to get eaten by Guineans. Most Ecuadorians may actually be from Equatorial Guinea, but they don't know it yet.
==Julian Assange==
If Julian Assange escapes from London and arrives in Ecuador, he will be allowed to rent a villa and carry on leaking secret information (except anything to do with Ecuador and any country deemed a 'friend of the President'.)
 
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Ed McMahon

thumb|right|200px|The father of wrestling
Benninghoff Vincent "Ed" McMahon, Jr. (March 6, 1923 – June 23, 2009) was an American comedian, supermodel and legendary gangster. He is most famous for smugggling Publishers' Clearing House Sweepstakes into Cuba in attempt to relieve Cuba's gross deficiency in junk mail.
== Early years ==
When the lure of international diplomacy wore off, he changed his name to Vince McMahon, Sr. and moved to Greenwich, Connectthedots. For years McMahon struggled to build a upstart wrestling promotional enterprise which eventually taken over by his sons Vince McMahon and Ted Turner. After a legal dispute with the FBI in 1976 over the distribution of Anabolic Steroids at live events, McMahon was banished to the state of West Virginia where he continued to wrestle his building empire, the WWF, with his business partner Jim Hellwig.
== The Dark Years ==
The 1980s were known as the dark period for wrestling fans. Huge technical wrestling talents like Hulk Hogan and Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart were mired in the midcard while inferior talents like Tito Santana and Dink the Clown received major pushes. Business was down and the companies stock hit an all time low of $1.16 a share which was just plain bitchin'.
== The Golden Era ==
It was not until the early 1990s that the world renowned tag team "The Powers of Pain" jumpstarted the wresting scene. The team of Kevin Nash and Psycho Sid wowed fans from coast to coast with a finesse and technical skill not seen since the days of the legendary Marcus "Buff" Bagwell on NWA fame in the early 1900s. Their title reign was cut short when Kevin Nash fractured his tibia sidelining him for the most watched event in wresting history (Wrestlemania III). An wrestler known only as "Test" was thought to carry the torch left by Nash, but his career was irrelevant due to his association with the Brazillian Mafia, known as the NWO or to some fans within the cow community mooo mooo NWO.
==Quotes==
I am ...
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Ed Sullivan

Ed Sullivan started his career as a sportswriter for the New York Jockstraps but, tiring of inventing gossip about players' locker room antics, he agreed to host Toast of the Town, a variety show, sometimes good but mostly unbearable, for CBS TV. His show, such as it was (and it wasn't much) was broadcast from CBS' studios at Area 51, a facility in the Nevada wastelands, near Desperation, which is rumored to be infested with illegal aliens. Later, CBS made him name the show after himself, disavowing any knowledge of him, the show, Area 51, or alien beings.
Sullivan overdosed on Botox, which froze his facial features in a death-like rictus, earning him the sobriquet "Old Stoned Face." He also had a deadpan delivery style, which didn't help his audience realize that he was anything more than the animated corpse, or zombie, in a three-piece suit that he resembled.
Many wannabe stars became stars as a result of their appearances on his show, including Bullwinkle J. Moose, Tom Terrific, and Krazy Kat. However, whenever a guest performed better than Sullivan liked, he banned the performer from ever apperaing on his show again. Those who experienced the wrath of Sullivan included Fidel Castro and Ronald Reagan, who had to enter politics afterward and never amounted to much, the former becoming the dictator of Cuba and the chief spokesman for its chief export, Cuban cigars, and the latter becoming first the Gipper and then president of the United States. Sullivan thought Elvis Presley "a decent young man," befriended the Beatles, and hugged Michael Jackson onstage to prove that Jackson liked men more than boys. He also enjoyed country crooners and invited Johnny Cash to appear on his show as The Man in Black.
When his ratings finally began to fail, Sullivan sported first a codpiece, then a jockstrap, and, finally, a pair of Thong Bikini underwear in an effort to appeal to homosexual men and blue-haired old ladies, but, he found, they preferred one of his former guests, Liberace, and Sullivan quit the show after sending a card to Harriet Van Horny, the network's president, expressing in it the following sentiment:
: Dear Miss Horny,
: ''You bitch.
: Sincerely, Ed Sullivan''
Retiring from show business, Sullivan entered the shoe business, designing oversize footwear for clowns, which he advertised on lesser shows than his own had been as "A really big shoo."
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Eddie McGuire

Eddie McGuire (known in the industry as Eddie McEverywhere) is the name of a virus released by Kerry Packer that has infected every single show on the Eddie McGuire Television Service. Eddie currently presents Today in the morning and National Nine News every evening, after which he hosts A Current Affair, (also known as "That Show That's Not Today Tonight"). Later in the evening Eddie appears on Nightline.
A little known fact is that he also appears in the majority of the Guthy-Renker infomercials no one watches. That's right, for just 4,999 easy payments of $49.99 you could have beautiful, clear skin just like Eddie's!
==Early Years==
Eddie was created by Kerry Packer back when Channel 9 had yet to become the terrifying cult that it is today. Eddie made his first appearance on Australian television in Sydney on September 16, 1956, when he announced "Good evening, and welcome to television." Since then he has shown no sign of slowing down. The next year Eddie hosted In Melbourne Tonight with Graham "The King" Kennedy and Bert "The Queen Consort" Newton.
Eddie has hosted 60 Minutes every Sunday night since 1979, making him the record holder for the most minutes ever hosted.
==The Virus Spreads==
In 1994, Eddie began hosting The Footy Show, which covers AFL, NRL, and any other three-letter games that are popular at the time. Eddie has also appeared on Australia's Funniest Home Video Show since 1990, which is quite similar to The Footy Show. These days Eddie likes to host the show in a dress.
Two years later Eddie began hosting Getaway, although he doesn't really get away, since he rarely leaves Nine's Studios, except to make appearances in the background of Channel 7 show Sunrise (doesn't everyone?). Eddie is also the presenter of the Australian comedy version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire, in which people pretend that they don't know the answers to the simple questions asked.
==Personal Life==
Eddie is believed to be a long lost member of the Packer family, although some claim he isn't evil enough.
In 2000, Eddie began hosting a new show, Backyard Blitz, which eventually became Domestic Blitz. Eddie was charged for this but later let off, using the well known "but I'm an Australian media personality!" defence previously perfected by members of The Chaser. Eddie has also been known to get into violent brawls with Sunrise's David Koch. However, he has never been charged for this, because no one likes Kochie.
==2010 Brownlow Medal==
Eddie will probably be best known for his priceless reaction at the 2010 Brownlow Medal on finding out that Dane Swan did not win. He cried for 10 hours on end after going home in a bad way. 
==See Also==
* Channel 9
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Edit Farm

An edit farm is an area of land in the Uncyclomedia property created specifically to gain as much edits as fast as possible. There are several different types of edit farms in the world, however many popular edit farms were not originally meant to be edit farms. There are around 50 known edit farms in the Uncyclomedia property, mostly made out of Uncyclopedian sweat, bytes, and fallen letters.Modern edit farms have been optimized to raise the creator's edit count as high as possible, with analysts stating that edit farms have increased edit counts by around 75 edits, with most edits being minor edits after someone fucks up their grammar.
==History==
Edit farms have began ever since the ancient times of Uncyclopedia, specifically 2012. There, the world was supposed to end that year, but the hard-working editors at Uncyclopedia created a forum called "Last person to edit wins". Editors have worked on this forum every day, as a passive-aggressive "fuck you" to the other editors trying to be the last person to edit. Although this forum continued for several decades, it slowly faded into irrelevancy due to the syndrome known as "Nobody Cares". Eventually though, the edit farm has been popularized again ever since the creation of the "A story built one ___ at a time" series. This, unfortunately, had some severe consequences on the space-time plane.
=== Etymology ===
The word "edit farm" comes from the Latin "fuckus youus, idiotius". The idiotius turned into edit, and fuckus turned into farm. Nobody knows what happened to the youus.
== Edit farm equipment ==
The equipment used to create an edit farm is mostly sticks, stones, keyboards, gamer sweat, and laptops. At the beginning of the universe, Uncyclopedians did not have the technology to create a reliable edit farm, thus we would pray to the holy to receive greater technological advances. Eventually, a 90's computer fell from the sky, beginning the production of edit farms.
In the modern day, some people have gotten to the point to use AI to create "funny" articles. Fortunately, all of these articles are either ICU'd or QVFD'd by the vigilant heros of Uncyclopedia.
== List of Edit Farms ==
* Every ASBOWAT clone — Shall I say more?
* Tic Tac Toe — 200,000 articles left to make!
* Last person to edit wins — I also shouldn't say much.
* Edit Wars — One person makes an edit, another person makes an edit, revert, revert, revert. Although effective, quite scummy.
* Any ungame (that you can edit) — Mainly Make it to Ketchikan.
* Talk pages — Not really, but worthy enough to be here.
* Forums — See above.
* Intentionally misspelling words so you can make several minor edits to fix them — Yeah.
* Messing with CSS without knowing what you'll doing — Yeah.
== See also ==
* Edit War
* Spambox
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Editiovultus phobia

==What Is It?==
Editiovultus phobia is derived from the Latin words meaning "face" and "book" and is generally used to describe a fear of Facebook.com. The studies conclude the psychological impact is devastating. 
right|thumb|390px|Time line illustrating one's tendency to acquire editiovultus phobia
==How Can I Get It?==
If several of your peers have a tendency of sending you emails which state "you have been invited to Facebook..." or something of the like, you have a high probability of acquiring the editiovultus phobia. Other afflictions may arise when if a once-good-friend says "hey, look I updated my Facebook profile" twenty TPM (times per minute) and when the host requests the friend copy and paste the update (not like the receiver cares at all to begin with) they insist "you must go to the page to see it", you are required to make up an excuse why you can't keep up on the latest bit of what's happening in your friend's life. Within these encounters lies the source of editiovultus phobia.
==How Can I Avoid it?==
To avoid the Facebook, one must hide in a secluded area far from the internet.
Today, there are only two known cures if the victim has been exposed to editiovultaic elements, these include:
* leave the face of the earth
* to sign up for a Facebook account (this option is not recommended)
==Where to Hide?==
"Where to hide", you ask? Well, these are some better-known places to hide from Facebook. Thus, enabling the affected to effectively discourage the affliction and increase their chances of survival:
* up a tree
* behind a log
* in a hole
* deep inside a cave
* in an IKEA store
In some cases, hiding may not be 100% effective- due to modern technological advancements. An example of an issue that may arise during treatment (hiding) is when somebody possessing editiovultaic tendencies asks the afflicted to view their profile on a wireless computer system. The removal of wires from communication equipment has impaired the editiovulta phobic's ability to recover from the illness under otherwise optimal conditions.
==Focus Groups?==
Thus far, no counseling groups or focus seminars have been developed to suppress editiovultus phobia. However, they are expected to develop as research continues.
==Editiovultus Phobia in Our Society==
Being a unique type of phobia, editiovultus has created social effects uncommon to the effects of a regular phobia. This fear of a social network results in social fears. People suffering from this disorder often congregate and form. In depth research and recent events reveal the true purpose of such groups: shutting down Facebook.
While their cause is considered noble, their methods certainly aren't, for on several occasions their "gatherings" have turned violent and often sparked riots.
The people behind Facebook have used this to turn governments and societies against these people instead of helping them.
Category:Diseases
Editor

An editor is the job description of somebody who couldn't make it as a writer, and instead, has been forced to a life of editing other's work. Most editors die young due to their tendency to commit suicide after a brief realization that their field of work is about as rewarding as a finger up the ass (which can be rewarding to some). 97% of suicides committed by people over the age of 30 are editors. 
==Ways editors do suicides==
*Shooting themselves in the head with bullets
* themselves ()
*Jumping into a woodchipperfeet-first
*Stabbing themselveswith pencils
The majority of these suicides in the past few years happened in Munich.
==Editors in a nutshell==
Contemporary editors are very closed-off people in contrast to editors in the 1700s, who were notorious for their ability to get along with others in the workplace. This is most likely due to the fact that back then they would have been happy servicing a horse for a living.
Editing in the 19th and 20th centuries was rough. It consisted of actually reading the material, and then giving feedback to the author. Nowadays this is optional. Most editing today is in the form of a spellcheck, and the term "editor" really is just the title of the person who answers letters from readers. On occasion editors will actually edit, but it's a horrible existence.
Few jobs are worse than being an editor. Even postmen scoff at the idea of being editors. A lot of editors dream of a better life or becoming famous. In reality, nobody becomes famous from being an editor. The closest any editor gets to actual fame is having their name in the credits of a magazine or newspaper.
==Uncyclopedia editors==
When editors off themselves their souls drift onto the Internet. The anxious stay in their e-mail inbox, afraid of missing a single message; the vain roost in the comment section of their blog and spend an eternity removing spam; and the bored come to Uncyclopedia and make a bunch of funny ha-ha.
===IP editors===
Are IP editors souls of human beings or are they bananas? This question has long puzzled scientists and laymen alike. After years of field study, sarcastic mathematical linguists have determined that IP editors are most likely professors who don't want to register for another website and clog up their email notifications. This conclusion was interpreted with fanfare, but extra care must be taken when extrapolating to sites outside explain xkcd.
==See also==
*Purgatory
*Nobody cares
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Edmund Burke

Edmund Burke PC (12 January [NS] 1729 – 9 July 1797) was a 17th century drunkard (that is, Irishman) noted for being the first person in history diagnosed with conservatism. He was also briefly the host of Wilde On!.
==Early life==
Burke was the son of a Protestant solicitor and a Catholic prostitute. Few records remain of his early life. It is believed that he was adopted and raised by the Illuminati, who infected him with conservatism which they had developed to keep the black man down. Edmund is also known as Edd.
Burke briefly attended law school but dropped out due to his desire to become a politician and philosopher; his extremely heavy drinking may also have contributed, but there is some debate on that point. He shortly published his first philosophical treatise, A Philosophical Enquiry into the Origin of Our Ideas of the Sublime and Beautiful, a book that Oscar Wilde described as "None of the above." It is no longer read.
When he was 11, Edd, kept sucking on Fred Phelps's boner and then some sperm got in his mouth and he gulped it down like cum. Then Edd dumped an Alabama Hotpocket and a Cleveland Steamer on Fred Phelps mouth and stuck his tiny cock up Fred Phelps' giant ass, which they had butt sex FOR A BUNCH OF SEXY HOURS!!
Was totally stuck until I read this, now back up and runnnig.
==Response to the French Revolution==
When the French Revolution broke out Burke published what would become his most famous work, God You Frenchies Are Stupid: Or, A Wild Guess That I Hope I'll Get Right, Thus Looking Like a Major Thinker If You Squint. Despite being riddled with factual inaccuracies, abusive language, and sycophancy, the central prediction of the book - that Frenchies are too stupid to have a proper revolution - proved to be entirely correct. Thus Burke gained a reputation among conservatives, after his death, as something of a prophet. In fact he was no such thing: Everyone knows that Frenchies are stupid; he just put it artfully and got famous for it. So fuck him.
==Death==
Shortly after his death, Burke took over hosting duties for the show Wilde On! when host Jules Verne retired. With Burke at the helm the show continued its long time trend of high-flying ratings and low-cut bikini tops. He retired after 14 seasons and returned to his mausoleum in Dublin.
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Edward Elgar

thumb|Elgar after facial elongating plastic surgery.
Sir Edward William Elgar, 1st Baronet, OM, GCVO (2 June 1857 – 23 February 1934) was an English composer, rap artist, and fighter pilot. His most famous work was the 1990 collaboration with Bart Simpson Do the Bartman. 
==Military Career==
In 1914 Elgar joined the British Air Force, quickly rising to the position of Moustached Bisexual Wing Commander with the 12th division lead by Major Gustav Holst. His most famous achievement was shooting down a Blue Whale, which was trying to gain access to the Prime-minister's residency through an upper window. For this service he was award a Ford Focus.
==Musical Career==
Elgar was a composer well known for his revolutionary techniques such as using the outlawed time signature 3/4. In his orchestral composition Enigma Variations. Elgar dedicated each variation to a personal friend. These include; No. 4 Michael Schumacher, No. 7 Michael Buble, and No. 14 Lenin. Elgar's symphonies are rubbish.. FACT. Along with Schoenberg and Berg, Elgar founded the 2nd Viennese School, but was thrown out for being to experimental. 
==Elgar's work in Popular Culture?==
No
==Most popular compositions:==
Elgar's work is too dissonant to ever achieve popularity amongst any but musical terrorists.
==The Man; The Tash==
Elgar's facial hair was declared 4th wonder of the ancient world in 1917. His moustache was so large that the British Government made it a listed building; meaning that to remove it was a criminal offence.
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