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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

So, If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Who in this world has not spent many a boring math lesson pondering this same question?Just me? Oki doki then.. I myself am of the opinion that who ever first asked this question should be shot, despite the fact that they are undoubtedly already dead, although if there is any justice in the after-life, this person will receive no peace for the rest of eternity. 
What sort of selfish question is this anyways? Just because we can't hear it, we ask whether it actually made a noise at all. What, is the noise made only for our benefit? Do the trees, realizing that we are present, decide that they will have to create some type of noise? Noise wasn't created just because we humans have ears - or was it?
We created the concept of noise, didn't we? And how can we know if a noise was made if we weren't there to witness it? It would be wrong to just assume, wouldn't it?
Through analyzing all angles of this particular query, I have arrived at conclusion. This is a load of taurus excrement. Anybody who has enough time to even care whether or not the tree made a noise needs a life. This obviously includes you, and unfortunately me also. Here is my suggestion - ask yourself whether you really give a flying pigrat's hairy purple bottom, and then move on. 
The question is completely irrelevant anyway. I can think of a million more interesting things to think about, all which actually have answers, even though I don't know those answers either.I'm beginning to suspect that I'm not very good at the whole wise/spiritual answers, or any answers, actually.
Are dragons descended from dinosaurs or sea turtles? Why do pirates say Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhh? Why is an orange called an orange? Was Pegasus a unicorn or a horse or a bird or halfway in between, or are unicorns the females and Pegasus the only male of the same species, which is why they died out? Why are smurfs blue and are they really asexual?
Why did the tree fall?
==Scientific baloney==
Scientists claim there wouldn't be any sound, because sound consists of vibrations in the air which are picked up by our ears and the perception of which our brain interprets as sound. So without anyone to perceive the sound, there wouldn't be any sound. However, scientists are completely missing the point by mixing up various definitions. The question isn't about whether these vibrations can be called sound when they're not being perceived, it's about whether these vibrations actually occur at all. Stupid scientists.
==See also==
*Nobody cares
*A wizard did it
*Does the Pope shit in the woods?
*Is the bear a catholic?
==Footnotes==
Category:Philosophy
Category:Vexing Scientific Conundrums
Category:Articles written in the first person
If internet chatrooms existed in the 1980's

Ahh yes, the 1980's what a wonderful time, Atari, arcades, Rick Astley. But what would it be like if AOL chatrooms existed in the 1980's on those old thicc terminal computers? Let's go back in time with some professional coders, and code a simple chatroom into existence. It has a black background with green text, very simple right? lets release it on a floppy disk to the public at some random strip malls in Texas for $14.99 and see what happens.
==Room 1==
Seems two users are active now in room 1:
 [16:36] Atariman: I fucked your mom last night.
 [16:36] Galagabird: What the hell dude, what's your damage?
 [16:37] Galagabird: You're gonna get lit in the lunchroom tomorrow at school.
 [16:37] Atariman: Let's brawl!
You can see that these two want to fight in person unlike Millennials, that would either cry, or become keyboard warriors.
==Room 2==
Two more users are active now in room 2:
 [17:00] Frogger69: H H EEEEE L L OOO !!
 H H E L L O O !! 
 HHHHH EEEEE L L O O !! 
 H H E L L O O !!
 H H EEEEE LLLLL LLLLL OOO !!
 [17:03] Centipede420: woah dude, sick!
==See also==
* AOL
* Chatroulette
* Chat rooms
* Chat rooms
* Lunchroom
* Chatty Morons
* UnNews:Chat
Category:What if?
Igloo (Marvel)

The Igloo is a comic book superhero featured in Marvel Comics. The Igloo is a large Arctic dwelling made of ice that has gained sentience and super human powers. The Igloo first appeared in a back story of Amazing Fantasy #327 which was written by Alan Moore, and has since gone on to being one of Marvel's most recognizable characters.
==Origin==
The Igloo started out as a perfectly normal hut made of ice, that was until a gamma-irradiated polar bear urinated on it. Somehow, the polar bear pee gave the Igloo sentience and powers far beyond those of normal Eskimo housing. Not surprisingly, this brought Wolverine running from the bar he'd been getting plastered in and straight into conflict with the aspiring super being. During the melee, Wolverine accidentally disembowelled the Eskimo family that created The Igloo. As the life blood of his beloved family poured into the snow, the Igloo vowed vengeance upon his hated enemy. This of course was completely forgotten once Wolvie hit the big time in the X-men.
==Notable Appearances==
*Amazing Analogies #2(see photo):Easily the most famous battle in the Igloo's career. When the supervillian Seal-Clubber manipulates Spiderman into fighting the Igloo. The two heroes duke it out in one of the most classic scenes ever drawn in comic books. Once the two heroes realize the Seal-Clubber is responsible, they team up and defeat the villain most soundly.
*All Hitler Funnies #27: When disembodied head of Adolf Hitler switches bodies with the Igloo, it takes all of his wits to defeat the Fűher and his army of cyborg penguins.
*Gulf Coast Avengers # 16: When Galactus gets drunk after consuming the planet of the Celestial Winemakers, he embues the cosmic power upon the Igloo.
*Secret Invasion #5: It is revealed that the Igloo appearing for the last several years was actually a skrull. It is unknown how this revelation will effect his involvement in the Gulf Coast Avengers.
==Trivia==
Penguins have long built igloos to sleep in. A favorite past time of penguins is to spend all day building igloos and decorating them to suit their individual taste. Alas, the polar bears often destroy them so then the penguins have no adequate sleeping quarters. Sadly, it was discovered in a recent poll of 13.5 penguins that 7 out of every 19.2 penguin deaths occur when they are trapped in their obliterated igloo.Therefore,frequently penguins must perch in trees to get their rest so they have the energy to build the next day's igloo. Generally, it will take a penguin 5 to 7 hours to build a complete igloo.
Category:Comics
Category:Superheroes
Illegitimi non carborundum

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Illegitimi non carborundum is a Latin phrase meaning "Do not make illegal copies of this disk." It is also sometimes mistaken to mean "fuck the system" by people without a sense of humor.
The phrase first appeared on copies of the Microsoft Windows 95 installation CD, as a reminder to consumers that they should not make illegal copies of that disk. The warning was part of Microsoft's 1996 "Breaking the Law Is Illegal" awareness campaign. It was thought that consumers would respect the warning if it was in Latin, because anything written in Latin is more impressive. However, it was eventually discovered that most Windows users don't speak Latin, at which point the warning was translated into English. This translation came too late, however, and by early 1996 unlawful illegal disk copying was already rampant. Disks with the English-language warning are valued by collectors for their rarity, because by the time they were released, nearly 100% of the available Windows 95 CDs were illegal copies.
The phrase has several variations:
* Illegitimi non carborundum.
* Illegitimi nil carborundum.
* Nil illegitimi piratus.
* Nil illegitimi carborundum.
* Discus non carborundum.
While all of the above are technically proper slang Latin, only the first was in common usage by the mid 16th century. It was originally carved onto Roman discus balls used by athletes, warning competitors not to make "illegal copies of this discus."
===Derivation===
 
The term Illegitimi is misunderstood by English speakers to mean "illegal", but it is actually the Latin name for polycarbonate, a transparent plastic-like material that was used by the Romans to make the olympic discus. Modern compact discs are still made from polycarbonate. The gerund "carborundum" should have required a dative ("illegitimis," "of this disc"), but historians believe that ancient Roman athletes used the slang in this way because it rhymed better in their raps. [Nota bene: in the first line of this paragraph we encounter the word"it" after the first coma, in this situation "it" seems to refer to "Illegal", which is not true. It shows later in the text that you mean the third word "carborundum", and it is this word that has a relation with polycarbonate, but the way the sentence is written is clumsy and induces the readers into errors.]
Carborundum comes from the latin word for copying, "carborus", which refers to the carbon paper (papyrus carborundum) used by the Romans when duplicating signatures on official documents.
Nil means "not", or "nothing". Everybody knows that.
==Incorrect Translations==
The incorrect translation "Don't let the bastards grind you down" originated from the use of grinding systems to repair scratched or damaged CD media. Because software pirates used these devices to restore CD-ROM media instead of purchasing legal replacements (as required by law), software vendors would confuse the copyright warning as a notice that they should not use grinding devices.
==See also== 
*Windows 95
*Copyright Act
*Piracy
*Oatmeal
Category: PiracyCategory: Slang
Illiterate

The cornerstone of French foreign policy since the time of Charles de Gaulle, Illiterate is the practice of making a disrespectful mess of some other nation's property. The purpose of this policy is to raise the prestige of France. However, it is doomed to failure as the rest of the world is in on the idea, a fact unacknowledged by its propogators.
== Worldwide Struggle ==
Government signage has been posted everywhere to combat the Illiterati, but French agents have been quite successful at carrying out the nefarious deeds the policy requires. Members of the regular Army or the Foreign Legion may request to be transferred to special training units to learn the skills. Although content is shrouded under national security, the main dictum of Stop, Drop and Roll has been revealed: Stop and check that no one is watching, Drop the item, and eat a French Roll nonchalantly while sauntering away. Further, trainees are exhorted to "Litter Like No One is Watching".
The United Nations' Task Force on Illiteracy has been struggling for consensus since its inception in 1980 following a great French advance, the littering of the space shuttle Challenger. Even President Reagan had to admit that American prestige had been damaged, and nobody was looking at France. For a time it seemed the policy might actually be working. But then a general strike occurred and everybody remembered what dicks the French were as Europe ground to a halt. The UN working group has yet to even come up with an agreed-upon definition of illiteracy, discarding several crumpled possibilities to the floor.
In France, calling one 'illiterate' is a term of endearment and acknowledgment of service to the state. Elsewhere, one knows one has been frightfully insulted, but doesn't know why.
== Related Practices ==
Dumping, whereby France attempts to improve its economic position via zero-sum game, is the procedure of either:
a) taking unwanted goods out to the middle of the ocean and throwing them over the side, thereby decreasing supply and raising the price of that good (this was attempted with Gerard Depardieu, but proved unsuccessful as he was bouyed back up to the surface by his nose)
b) glutting the marketplace with a certain product so that the price is driven down (again a failure as demonstrated with the infamous Iron Chef France Incident).
Leaving Things Behind by Accident, whereby France attempts to lead the world in an area by distracting other nations from a certain topic. In the United States, this is being wrestled with by the Leave No Child Behind Act. In how many obituaries, though, does one read "He leaves behind his wife"?
== See Also ==
* Garbage
* Garbage Collector
* Nancy Reagan
* Gypsy
Category:French culture
Category:Foreign policy
Impractical Jokers

Impractical Jokers is the nickname to an American gang "The Tenderloins" starring 4 dangerous gang-members. From Staten Island, New York. They were also known biblically as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, before changing their ways and becoming gang members.
==Members==
===Brian "Q" Quinn===
Brian Quinn is the brains of the operation. Due to him being a former firefighter, he would know his way around a location.
====Q (War) in the Bible:====
Q in the bible just so happens to be a man who would bring war. A man ready to slaughter. Q was known to ride a red horse, a man who might represent civil war, but now Q is just the civil.
===Joe Gatto===
Joe "Famine" Gatto, is the surveillance of the gang, making sure no one would get in. In case if something goes wrong, he would say the code word "LARRY!", this has helped the Jokers in many cases.
====Joe (Famine) in the Bible:====
Joe was the one to weigh in the bible, and also had weights for some reason. He was the one who was ready to starve an entire nation. But after that, he ate that food giving him the belly he has now. 
===Sal Vulcano===
Sal Vulcano is the getaway driver of a white van (or "that van used by creepy old guys to molest children"). He got this, because he would complain about "not knowing how to rob a bank". 
====Sal (Conquest) in the Bible:====
Sal back before was a man ready to steal a nation to make him is own, not afraid of anyone. Now he is afraid of nearly everything.
===James "Murr" Murray===
James Murray is the accomplice, or second-hand man, of the operation. He is known for getting supplies for the crime, in case of emergencies.
====Murr (Death) in the Bible:====
Murr before is life as ferret, he was the skeleton of death. Ready to kill a man with his hands. Now he just bald.
==Notable Heists==
===Stealing the Crown Jewels===
In this heist, nicknamed "Mission: Uncomfortable", the guys successfully stole the crown jewels. All that they did was punch the glass and ran.
Category:American television personalities
In Treatment (video game)

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In Treatment is a third-person shooter video game based on the HBO drama series of the same name. Like the series, the game was developed by the State of Israel to increase the sleepiness among television viewers around the world, in order to fight the Palestinian propaganda machine. The idea for the game was born after the Israelis read in Wikipedia that psychology is the most boring thing in the world - even more than Jewish propaganda. Wikipedia boredom.
==Development==
In light of the increasing Palestinian propaganda regarding Israel being Nazi, Israel has decided to fight fire with fire. Yet when every Israeli attempt to make the Palestinians look bad had failed, they decided to take a different approach and make the television viewers of the world as sleepy as possible, so that the constant Palestinian propaganda will have lesser effect on them. They developed a series in which two people talk to each other for an half an hour, during which almost absolutely nothing else happens. The series became an international hit with many countries creating their own version of the show. Yet Israel has proven to shoot its own leg once again as the Palestinian adaptation premiered, in which one of the patients was suffering of Zyklon B poisoning. Moreover, many Palestinian television critics blamed the show of being too soapy while blaming Israel of "turning Palestinians into soap [fans]".
The Israelis then decided to create a video game based on the show, in which the player is only able to control the cinematographer of the series. As the shooter of the episode, the player is able to shoot any of the characters of the show, whenever he likes. By creating a game which idiotically redefines the concept of third-person shooter, the Israelis tried to show the world the true nature of the Palestinian redefinition of the Nazi concept.
==Gameplay==
The game is designed for one player who is able to control the cinematographer of some version of the television series In Treatment. Players cannot, however, control the characters of the show, meaning the Gabriel Byrne and his patient. The major challenge is to remain awake throughout all the game's 78 levels. The player is able to shoot any of the characters at any given moment, but then he risks a very special episode at the character's funeral which will take place during the entire next level.
== References ==
Category:Boredom
Category:Arab–Israeli conflict
Category:HBO
Category:Video games
In conclusion

In conclusion, we must accept (or deny) those premises that have brought us to this article, and in doing so, understand that this entry signifies not only the beginning of the end of something promising yet unfulfilled, but also the beginning of nothing additionally new, unless, that is to say, one were to continue this train of thought further, in which case this would not draw this article to an end and we would find ourselves looking elsewhere for an explanation of something quite different than the premise and existence of the conclusion itself, which is simply to bring either ones thesis, logic argument or any number of differing creations or interpretations of art forms to their end state.
==To Continue==
*Suicide 
*Euthanasia 
*The end 
*Sequel 
*Again 
*Cliché
Category:Words
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Income tax in the United States

Income Taxes are the price you pay for living in America. As pennance for breathing the air and pissing in the lakes; once a year the government requires a sacrifice of flesh and cash. To sum up the amount of the sacrifice, the Infernal Revenue Service requires that you fill out a series of forms. A former requirement, dropped in 1986, was that all forms be filled out in blood. A little known fact about the filing of taxes is that the American people brought it upon themselves.
== Those Pesky Forms ==
There are at least 47 separate forms. Each one must be painstakingly filled out, and added up using non-euclidian math. The easiest way to file an income tax return is to use a hammer and tequila, using both to numb the excrutiating pain. The following things will not help you: Calculators and Logic.
== Oh my God! What do I do now? ==
Once the forms have been completed and you are effectively hammered, both literally and figuratively, find a knife, and your wallet. Now, somewhere near the bottom of those forms, and probably in a place you'll never think to look, is what you owe in sacrifice. Get a foam cooler filled with ice, and start cutting. Now, tape up the cooler and mail that to the IRS. They're probably hungry, awaiting the snackage that is your flesh. And your cash, which they'll use to buy Mountain Dew.
== Uh Oh, I made a mistake! ==
Chances are good, that unless you are some sort of genius or income tax filing professional that you made a mistake. Did you forget to carry the two? Maybe it was that credit you didn't earn, or, maybe more importantly did earn and forgot to claim. Didn't pay enough? It's a good bet that they already know. Don't worry, either they'll send you a nice letter, or men in black suits will come beating down your door. Paid/sacrificed too much? It's time to do an amendment. That's a lengthy and annoying process, and not worth the text to explain.
Good news: Cash coming back is very spendable. Bad news: Flesh coming back is very unpleasant.
== Here comes the Audit ==
There comes a point in everyone's life when the government feels that they need to suffer immensly. Usually this occurs when you run out of cash, and have finally lost that ten pounds that you've been working on losing for years. It's at that moment when Agents show up to say hello. Don't worry, they bring their own knives and coolers. These agents will want to see everything there is to see about you, and will assuredly ridicule you into submission. You will not win, realize that now. Resistance is futile.
== See Also ==
*Doom
*Internal Revenue Service
*Poverty
*Terror
*Waffles
Category:Evil
Category:Crime in the United States
Category:Government in the United States