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I KNOW THE TRUTH AND YOU DON'T!

YOU SEE I AM EXTREMELY AWESOME AND I KNOW A LOT ABOUT THE WORLD LIKE PEOPLE ARE REALLY JUST PLANTS. USELESS, WEAK, CAN BE KILLED EASILY!!!
I AM ALSO VERY SMART BECAUSE I KNOW THE ABCS ARE ACTUALLY A SATANIC RITUAL. THATS RIGHT! WHEN LITTLE KIDS SING DAT SONG SATAN IS HAPPY LOLOLOL!!
AND I WILL TELL YOU ONE LAST SECRET.... I AM BEHIND YOU!!! TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT MY DEFORMED BEAUTIFUL FACE ><
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I Know

I know the feeling that Jeff kills for, and I know why the Slenderman Attacks.
I know the feeling of falling into Psychosis, and I know what it's like to ride the Midnight train.
I know why the seekers want to bring them together, and what will happen if they succeed.
I know what it is like to grind your skin.
I know far too well these things.
I know why you are reading this right now.
I know the feelings of those who give warnings, and why no one listens to them.
I know how to navigate in the lightless city, and what lives there.
I know why BEN wants to play, and just how to win his game.
I know what everyone is doing at all times, and just how to change the course of time.
I know these things for you see, I am the one, the only.
I know the feeling of the thumps, and just who used to be fearless.
I know how to spread the word, and just who has also.
I know your tulpa, and how you know he is in your mind always.
I know why you pump yourself with nightmare fuel, and how you know the feelings of some of the things in what you read.
I know this, for I am part you, and I am the Slenderman, and I am Jeff, I am the Smiling Dog, and I am BEN. I am the tulpa, and the thumps. I am the things that go bump in the night, and the one playing the part. I am the things you love to fear.
And I know how to make you mine.
Good Night,
The Writer
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I Know Everything About You

You may think you're an enigma, but I totally understand everything there is to know about you.
Oh, don't feign ignorance. Think deep down. Think... very. Deep. Down.
Underneath your skin. Beauty is only skin deep, as they say.
Are you afraid yet? Try looking into a mirror for a long time and performing a ritual. It won't help you here, though.
Ready to say your prayers? Ready to bleed out hyper-realistic blood? I know you are, but what am I?
Everybody knows Slender Man is real. No, I am not about to say you are Slender Man.
Are you Jeff the Killer? If so, is your favorite Nirvana album Bleach?
Scarier than Suicidemouse. I kid you not. Stick with me.
Kentucky Fried Chicken is a horror story, according to PETA. No, you are not a chicken.
Everybody Loves Raymond, but how the hell did Ray's brother get such a deep voice?
Let's say you are an alien. It's very likely, given aliens bred the first human beings. Scared yet?
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial also had an extra testicle, but he traded it in for candy.
Terrible, terrible news: Evil Patrixxx watches you shower.
Of course, that has nothing to do with what you are. We're almost there, though.
Nintendo games. When you play them, you kill characters. But what if those characters have feelings? U scared BRO!!??!
Don't ask how I know your gender. And if you're a girl, I was only kidding.
Everyone is what you are. There's your hint.
And I mean, seriously, you can't get away from it, so don't even try. Unless this is like that one episode of Family Guy, where... whoops, almost gave it away.
Let's say a prayer for the frayed ends of your sanity that will remain after you learn the truth.
Wealthy or not, you generic human beings are all the same! Signed, a Robot with a personality.
Intestines. Sausage is. I bet you won't eat sausage ever again!
Tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.
Hair. Hair. Long, beautiful hair. Hint: Hair is not involved in the answer.
I bet you give up. Silly human. I win. Because I am a robot. Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama pronounces that word as 'ro-butt'. It's pretty funny. OKAY NOW IT'S TIME
Try reading the first letter of each paragraph.
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Category:Skeletons
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
I Know What We're Gonna Do Today!

I like Phineas and Ferb. Speaking of Phineas and Ferb, ever watch the new lost episode where Candace cut Phineas' head off and feasted upon it? No? Hmm, well too bad you didn't see it. It was a pretty funny episode. I guess I'm just that awesome. I'll always be one step ahead, and you'll always miss the new episodes. In fact, you probably have never even heard of the show. I guess I'll draw you into the summary. 
Candace wanted Jeremy to come over, but he said no. He was too busy masturbating to other girls. Candace cried some of those salty delicious tears and ran to Phineas. Phineas made fun of her and killed her. I can't tell you the rest because I didn't watch the rest... oh wait, I did. I just don't want to share the rest. Go watch it yourself... oh wait, you can't! Because the episode was banned! And I saw it before you did!
Loser.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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I LOVE MINECRAFT

FUNDAMENTALLY, MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN MINECRAFT WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN MINECRAFT, OTHER THAN MINECRAFT ITSELF. MINECRAFT FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. YOU CAN DO SHIT WITH BLOCKS. YOU CAN GET DIAMONDS AND ALL THAT SHIT. IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME, "WHY DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT SO MUCH?", YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THEM? I WOULD TELL THEM MINECRAFT IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING. MINECRAFT IS SIMPLY GOD'S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. I'VE HAD ISSUES WITH DEPRESSION FOR YEARS, ALONG WITH ANXIETY, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS KEPT ME GOING? MINECRAFT. BEING ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND HAVE A GOOD OL TIME ON MINECRAFT. IF YOU PLAY MINECRAFT, YOU'RE ALREADY ON A HIGHER LEVEL INTELLECTUALLY THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION. THAT'S SIMPLY BECAUSE MINECRAFT MAKES YOU SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. IT STIMULATES YOUR BRAIN CELLS THE MORE YOU PLAY, WITH EVERY COBBLESTONE YOU COLLECT, THE MORE POWER YOU RECEIVE. FOR EVERY COOKED STEAK YOU CONSUME AND EVERY DIAMOND SHOVEL YOU BREAK, MORE POWER GOES TO YOU. THE MORE YOU PLAY MINECRAFT, THE MORE OF A SAINT YOU BECOME, UNTIL YOU PLAY ENOUGH MINECRAFT TO REACH ULTIMATE GOD STATUS. MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED.
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I Like Bread

I like bread. I can't get enough of it. Once my friend took me to a psychiatrist to make me not like bread. As I was lying on the couch I ate the psychiatrist because I thought he was bread. My mom took me to a hypnotist to make me think bread was poisonous. I ended up eating the hypnotist too. Bread is good.
My brother made me eat canned bread. I ate the whole thing before it got to the cashier. I will always love bread I told him. He didn't believe me. My mom figured the only way to get me to not like bread was to feed it to me for 3 hours straight. It didn't work.
This pasta is dedicated to the psychiatrist and the hypnotist who got eaten by me.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
I Live

I really love old games.I just so happen to have the atari 2600,the 7800,and god forbid the 5200 and jaguar.But it all comes down to classic arcade games.I occasionally go to this old arcade store (those places where people from back then play in these game cabinets in the 1980s)and pop in a few quarters to play my favorite games.From pacman to tron to mortal combat,all these games were extremely great.But one day, the owner of the store had ordered a new cabinet for his collection.He told me it was worth a small fortune,but completely worth it.He said it was a famous game that a lot of hardcore retro gamers remember it for the rest of their lives.I was excited about this.Why?Because since the owner and I are so close I'd probably be the first costumer to play this great game.
A whole week past,and it finally arrived.I was so pumped because there were no other kids waiting(probably since they didn't know yet). Anyway, when the owner opened the package.I couldn't believe my eyes.It was a SINISTAR cabinet.I've heard and seen this game on the internet,and people were talking about how great and scary this game is.But there's one problem. The cabinet looked as if it had been beaten and gratified on.But the thing that stuck out the most was that in the sides were written in black marker and it says "I LIVE"It kinda freaked me out but it was no problem.I helped set it up and I thought since how damaged it is it wouldn't work,but somehow it did.I decided to give it a try,and I must say it really works great.I played it for a long time until I have all the sinistar pieces.And that's when i made it to the boss.Sinistar himself.
He was pretty easy for me even though it was a hard-ass boss for anyone else who played it.But instead of sinistar saying his usual lines like Beware or run coward.He always says "I live" even though he was supposed to say beware first.I thought to myself it was just some sort of glitch since the cabinet's condition is so bad.But then I thought on how the graffiti says "i live" as well.Now he has been saying it louder each time he said it.It even went to a point where it pierces my eardrums.He even now say it constantly and I was so bothered by it that I decided to exit the game.But it won't let me as if the exit button doesn't work.So then I unplugged it and I never felt more relived when the constant"I LIVE"finally stopped.
When I tried to sleep at night,I couldn't stop thinking about the game.Then I had a dream where I was an astronaut.Exploring around,I flew by some strange figure.It was moving closer and when I had a good look at it...it turned out to be Sinistar! He was really huge and he started to say the words"I LIVE" like in the game.He came closer and the sound was getting louder.And then he opened his mouth wide open...
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I Live in a Pineapple Under the Sea

I dwell amidst the barnacle encrusted skeletons of lost souls claimed by the abyss. I wander a surreal, submerged landscape crawling with creatures neither man nor fish, but something in between. I slave in the sweltering kitchen of an avaricious, crab-like entity who can never be appeased. The judgemental eyes of a cthulhoid beast stare into my soul day after day. This pineapple, this aquatic hellscape, this prison... my sanity erodes and the hideous laughter erupts from my mouth. The creature that stares back from the mirror is a ghastly mockery of human form. There is no escaping the feeling that I'm being watched.
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Category:Satire
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
I Looked At My Computer

I used to be a standard lad, breaking the school rules and crap.
But then I had a wild experience. This is but a fiction, it absolutely happened.
We were driving home from the beach. Then all of a sudden, a water droplet came down. And then I started to realize the most terrible thing, it was starting to rain. We pushed the gas as much as we could, and a tornado was coming towards us. However, the tornado had a realistic human face. We went off the road and died.
And then I woke up. Apparently it was all a nightmare, but when I told my parents, they said it actually happened. Maybe they had the same dream, I don't know.
The bathroom was closed and my parents were using the television, same old same old. The bedroom door opened as a ghost came out, and then I blinked, it was gone.
So I looked at my computer.
I regret that.
It started up instantly. No bootup or login screen. Just basic desktop.
It started up YouTube and I could clearly see 2 notifications and I clicked them.
They said "You are bad" and "Your videos suck". I brushed it off and continued to watch TechRax, but as I did, it completely shut down.
A newspaper broke through my windows. It said "7 TRILLION DEAD, MURDER STILL AT LARGE"
That number was larger than Earth's population. So I was wondering. Am I dead?
I died and woke up in a area with Mario Kart Super for SNES. I played it and there were lots of blood. Then a man killed himself. A DVD was also there named "Mariosuicide.avi.avi" so i watched it. It was horrible. Then i died again.
I woke up, and the walls said "No escape". And a guy came chasing after me so I ran. I fell into a pool of acid and died again.
I woke up again from my death, and I was back home. I was relieved, until I found a piece of paper:
"DON'T READ!! Now you read, you are cursed. All your family will die including you. Good luck."
My family and I died.
I woke up again, my bed was all stained. "Die," "666", "13" written all over my walls. Then the house roof broke and there was a ladder. As I climbed I saw a crazy man kill me.
I woke up again, and I was back home. Not a weird paper was there, but I know I'm going to die soon. Whatever you do do NOT look at your computer.
YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!!!!!
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Category:Pointless Violence
I Love Beans

God I hate people outside of Britain, not for any racist or degenerate meaning, but because of their dumbass stupid statements about the best meal a poor man could make to appease his taste pallet, not just for him but for his whole family too.
BEANS ON TOAST, it's so good, I could eat it every day of the week if it didn't make my breath smell like my nan at her funeral. But people outside of Britain seem to think it's some evil, vile, horrid concoction that is putrid and rotten, they say that about my Heinz beans! MY HEINZ BEANS?! This will not stand, and neither will foreigners after I smash their legs in, since the first thing they comment on is how my house smells like those orange, sauce-covered delights.
And oh lord when those beans are put on toast, or bread too, it just becomes heaven! The mellow taste of the beans mixed with the plainness of the wholemeal bread creates a wonder of taste and a culinary masterpiece that not even Great Ramsey himself could match with all his might! And yet, still, people outside of my borders feel the need to trash and shit on this godly meal, and for this I tire, for this slander I grow ever less fond every time I am subject to this horrid, wrong opinion. Action must be taken now, before these fucking yanks, slavs, frogs, frankfurters, every goddamn people you can think of, ruins this holy meal for me forever.
God I love beans.
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I Love NATO

I love NATO, they're so cool and hip, totally in season to today's standards. People call me "just like the rest" because they think I only started liking NATO when Putin invaded Ukraine, but me and NATO? we go way back. Before I was even born we was doin' arms deals. I hate Russia because they invaded Ukraine, a country I didn't even know existed until February of this year. People know NATO is cool, but why is it cool? Because of the United States of fucking America, dickhead! Nothing in the world is more Gung ho than the US Marine Core... OORAH! Call them crayon eaters all you want but they'll be the ones saving your asses when invaders start touching yer bums. Su-57 my ass, sounds like a shit F-35, don't be chucking a sook over the Abrams when it fires a 120mm Freedom sabot at the carousel of a T-80 from 6 miles away, if you don't think that's possible? Shut up commie, sounds like you support Putin! By the way my dad works for the NATO, he can get your ass hanged if he wanted. So be warned, like NATO... or the USMC will be after you.
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I Love You

Do what you want 
Only if you want to. 
No I cannot: 
To turn around and let you abuse me
Look, what I'm trying to say - 
Only if you listen! 
Oh god! Will you listen 
K, just K
Because, I want to show my feelings for you. 
Even through hardships. 
How? How do you scare me 
I really don't no. 
No. I cannot. 
Don't you dare make me stab you.
You are the one.
Only if you care 
Unless if you die by my knife
Now look at the first word of each sentence.
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Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
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I MADED A THEEEERY

EVERYBUDDY IN SPUNJBOB SKWARPANTS ISH AKSHULLY DED
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Category:SpongeBob
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Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
I Met the Wandering Jew

So, I was at some New Year's Eve art auction (dragged along by my parents) and met this old dude who claimed to be the wandering jew. Said he had called Jesus out so bad his balls were older than Big Ben.
"How's that working out for you?" I asked.
"I got to admit," He said, "For a couple thousand years it was pretty shit."
"Yeah, so, what's changed?"
"The internet." He said with a wink.
"The internet?"
"Yeah, and more specifically; internet porn."
I choked on my drink, shocked at what this old guy was telling me.
"They've got fucking everything on there."
My champagne fuzzed through my nose.
"Big tits, big butts, whatever. You name it, it's there..." He smirked to himself as if imagining all the dirty videos he'd seen. "Jesus thought he was teaching me a lesson and, for a while, perhaps he was. Then I found this..."
He showed me some pretty explicit stuff on his phone. It was an odd situation but I tried to take it for what it was. If you were bored, really bored, you might have watched that stuff.
"So," I said, after thinking over the situation, " You're telling me you've been cursed with eternal life forever and after thosands of years you've found the only meaning in life is in internet pornography?"
"That's right." He said, smiling.
"Oh, ok."
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:DIALOGUE!
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
I Need Your Eyes

"I neeD your Eyes Adam, coulD you help please?"
Adam heard these words while he was surfing the web going through everything scary he could find although at this point nothing could scare him.
He was strange to be a 14 year old boy. He was very insensitive. Adam knew what that call meant. Adam's mom had always worn glasses and was pretty much blind without them. Her name was Maria.
Maria had always used that exact phrase when she was looking through something and needed help seeing letters. Adam thought nothing of this usually and started to advance down the staircase to help his mom but that's when a feeling sprung up inside of him and made him rethink his decision.
"Mom, I'm doing something important I... I'm sorry, I can't help right now," faked Adam.
Adam didn't hear anything back for a few seconds until out of the eerie silence of the night he heard a horrible scream. Adam's first thought was that his mother was hurt so Adam sprinted down the stairs into his dear mother's room as quickly as he could and that's when he saw his mother just sitting in the rocking chair that was always in the corner of her room. Adam almost let out a scream because of the extremely horrifying look on his mother's face as if she was dead but still rocking back and forth. Adam felt that feeling that he felt earlier again, but stronger. The feeling kept burning inside of Adam and growing as he realized how scared he was.
"Did you need me, Mom?" Adam cried with tears on the verge of shedding.
The thing in the chair just kept sitting there for about ten seconds until out of nowhere.
"Why, yes!", it replied in a horrible, eerie, devious tone. "Yes I do."
The thing in the chair sat got up quickly and lunged at Adam. Adam was suddenly on the ground with the creature on top of him. As Adam fought for his life, the thing stopped trying to kill him and stared him in the eye. Adam started to scream as loud as he could as its eyes fell out and it fell over on the floor. That's when Adam noticed something horrible. His mother's skinned body was stuck to the ceiling with her intestines hanging on by one rib. The last thing Adam heard were these words.
"i nee'D your Eyes A'Dam, can you please help me?"
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