Tracy Beaker

Dame Tracy Elizabeth Justine Beaker, born on 32 February 1993, is the angriest and most impolite girl in Britain.
She has starred in a countless number of moviefilms and TV-episodes, mostly about an orphanage in Cardiff, a red Citroën 2CV (it's a hairdryer!), a big and fat chef/gardener called The Duke, a villain named Elaine the Pain and of course Tracy's secret love: Justine Littlewood. 
The Tracy Beaker TV-series is the most profitable and most watched TV-series in the history of Britain. It has also been aired in pretty much every country except for China, North Korea and Russia. 
In the USA, the series was aired until Donald Trump banned it due to his new racial laws in 2017.
==The main character==
Tracy Beaker is 152 cm tall, with enchanting brown eyes and black, curly hair (on her head, mostly). She has "behavior problems" and is so rude, high-tempered and impolite, that she even makes Greta Thunberg seem nice.
When Tracy is getting angry, she usually starts singing the Irish drinking song Bugger off!
Tracy lives with her sugarmommy, Cam Lawson, who is an author (she actually wrote the books about Tracy Beaker herself, which makes this a moment 22). 
Tracy and Cam are often having arguments and Tracy even sets Cam's hair on fire several times (that's why her hair is so short) and in the sequel series Tracy Beaker returns, Tracy is arrested by the MI6 after she stole Cam's credit card and bought shares in the Russian Gazprom company for £ 300 000.
A public opinion poll made in 2022 showed that 67% of all British men, as well as 21% of all British women, aged 18-35 wanted to marry Tracy Beaker.
==The Dumping Ground==
The Dumping Ground is a junkyard where Tracy is employed. For unknown reasons, the junkyard is disguised as a care home for autistic children. There are barely any trash or car wrecks seen at all (except for Cam's car).
The Dumping Ground was set at different locations in different seasons:
*Season 1: A garbage dump in central London.
*Season 2: Another garbage dump outside of Cardiff
*Season 3: A coal mine outside of Newcastle-upon-Tyne
*Season 4: Buckingham Palace, London
*Season 5: Ford of England, Dagenham
==The Hairdryer==
The Hairdryer is a 1983 Citroën 2CV in the rare Bordello Red colour, which is owned by Cam Lawson who is Tracy's sugarmommy. The car can both fly, turn invisible and repair itself. 
In one episode, Tracy and Justine borrows the car without Cam's permission, flies the car around in the Welsh countryside and finally crashes into a willow tree. 
Because of this, Cam sends Tracy back to the Dumping Ground in season 2 of the series. 
In the spinoff series My mum Tracy Beaker, the Citroën magically transforms itself into a pink 1965 Cadillac convertible. 
==The Duke==
The Duke of Wellington is the nicest and funniest character in the series. He is a combined chef and gardener, so don't be surprised if he serves you a vegan "hamburger" made out of flowers. Due to his body size, he must pay for three tickets on the bus. But that is alright, everyone can't have anorexia.
During Donald Trump's tyranny, the Tracy Beaker series was censored and later even forbidden in the USA, because Trump could not withstand a black character who was so nice and funny as The Duke.
==Elaine the Pain==
Elaine the Pain, or Marine LePen as her real name is, is the main villain and Tracy's nemesis. She is hired by the Welsh Mafia and tries to kidnap and kill Tracy several times, but always fails because she is so stupid and clumsy, that she even makes a retard like Donald Trump seem clever. 
In the spinoff series Elaine the Pain bogs off on a plane to Ukraine, Elaine accidentally kidnaps herself and ends up stuffed in a box on a plane that goes off to Ukraine with aid to the people there. After that, Elaine is never seen again. 
==Justine Littlewood==
Justine Littlewood is another employee at the junkyard. She and Tracy is getting more and more attracted to each other. 
In the spinoff series My girlfriend Tracy Beaker, Tracy and Justine is having a relationship, and in the final episode, they marry each other in the Cardiff town hall. 
==Nathan==
Nathan is an annoying kid. 
==Jenny==
Jenny is the boss of the junkyard, later replaced by Shelley who is even more rude and boring. Later on, Shelley is replaced by Margaret Thatcher. 
==Ben==
Ben was Tracy's boyfriend until Tracy discovered that she prefer girls. 
In the beginning, Ben pretends to be a homeless hobo, but in the episode "Big Ben", it turns out that Ben is one if the richest kids in Britain. His family lives in a big manor (about twice the size of Buckingham Palace) and he also has a goddamn clock tower in the British parliament named after him.
After they broke up, Ben moved to Belfast and joined the IRA and is never seen in the series again.
==All series and moviefilms==
The complete list:
*The Sad Story of Tracy Beaker (1998-2009)
*Tracy Beaker Returns (2010-2020)
*Tracy Beaker Dissapears (2021-2022)
*Tracy Beaker - Cultural learnings of how to BOG OFF to make benefit the glorious United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. (2004)
*My mum Tracy Beaker (2018-2023)
*My girlfriend Tracy Beaker (2007-2012)
*My neighbour Tracy Beaker (2004-2005)
*My twin sister Dani Harmer (2006)
*My flying hairdryer (2002)
*Elaine the Pain bogs off on a plane to Ukraine (2022)
Future releases:
*Tracy Beaker goes to the Moon (2025)
*Tracy Beaker goes to France (2029)
*Tracy and Justine goes to Argentine (2030)
*Tracy Beaker meets Agent 007 (2034)
*Elaine's revenge (2035)
*Return of the Duke (2038)
*Tracy's first kiss (2039)
*My grandmother Tracy Beaker (2040)
*My great grandmother Tracy Beaker (2050)
*The death of Tracy Beaker (2075)
Category:Heroes