Tommy Robinson

Tommy Robinson is a fictional thug persona created by Stephen Christopher Yaxley-LennonCase file: Stephen Lennon (AKA Tommy Robinson) – HOPE not hate. He likes to masquerade as a working class whistleblower journalist, in the same manner that Elon Musk likes to masquerade as a legitimate businessman. The name "Tommy Robinson" is meant to convey the brave 1940s generation, whereas if you have actually read up about Yaxley-Lennon, he would be the sort of fella who your Grandparents and their mates would be raising their bayonets against. 
‘Tommy’ likes to blame everything on Muslims and immigrants. He is obsessed with them. "Tommy" will act like a toddler who has thrown their toys out of their pram and intimidate actual journalists if they dare investigate himTommy Robinson given five-year stalking order for harassing journalist (pressgazette.co.uk). 
Tommy has a lot of supporters who also share his degraded obsession and believe that they are defending England by besieging a community which as suffered a tragedySouthport – A Day Of Horror | Searchlight (searchlightmagazine.com). The Deity Karma was so pissed off by the twats that she intervened twice in a week: with one who threw a brick at the police only to have it bounce back and hit him in the head, and then suffer as another moron's brick hit their nadsWatch: Southport rioter gets hit in the head with a brick and then takes a low blow | Metro Video; then with another twat, who tried to bait a police dog with his arseHartlepool riot thug goading cops delivered instant karma by police dog - Mirror Online, only to have the dog bite his arse. Give that brave dog the King's Gallantry Medal and some mouthwash! 
== A Series of Shameless Own Goals:  The Tommy Robinson Story ==
Transcript of a discussion between an Adult (A) and a still soberThey are a rare breed, but do exist. Really they do ! Tommy Robinson Supporter (TWAT).
TWAT: “ The Establishment has always gone after Tommy; he’s a hero ! ”
A: “As a youngster Tommy lost his job”
TWAT: “He lost his job – it must be immigrants who took it”.
A: “No he lost it – allow me to continue - after being convicted of assault. Towards an off-duty police officer in a drunken argument. Tommy served a 12-month prison sentence. How is attacking a police officer excusable; how is being convicted also, for fraudEDL's Robinson jailed for fraud | London Evening Standard | Evening Standard make Tommy a hero ?”
TWAT: “…Tommy is a brave journalist!”
A: “Journalism is up the creek in Britain; however, whilst a lot of hacks do stupid things, none have ever been known to repeatedly intimidate other journos; going to their houses and threaten them with physical violencehttps://www.independent.co.uk/voices/tommy-robinson-mike-stuchberry-door-knock-far-right-intimidation-a8808311.html.”
TWAT:“That’s unfair. He reveals the truth about ‘em Immigrants and Muslims. They are all pedos and threats to Women! 
A: “One of the journos whom Tommy intimidated was a woman; he stalked her because she was investigating whether he was abusing his crowdfunding moneyNick Lowles on X: "Stephen Lennon (aka Tommy Robinson) is back in court this week trying to overturn a Stalking Prevention Order issued against him for harassing a journalist from a national newspaper who was writing an article accusing him of spending supporter donations on drugs and prostitutes🧵" / X.”
TWAT: “Yes, he did appear to have new teeth after I gave half my wage but its Tommyhttps://hopenothate.org.uk/2023/07/11/around-the-world-in-80-lies-the-story-of-tommy-robinsons-libels-lies-and-luxury-lifestyle/”.
A: “Tommy harassed the Journalist and their family, accusing their old man of being a pedo. Tommy was convicted of this and received a 5 year stalking ban order.
Speaking of Pedos, Tommy seems to have a thing about uncovering them."
TWAT: “Yeah, Its Tommy”
A: “He has been caught out engaging in bollocks several times about criminal caseshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/tommy-robinson-admits-he-shared-fake-news-about-muslims-attacking-boy-at-school-was-syrian-refugee-was-filmed-being-bullied-a4005301.html, making daft claims about pedo grooming and attempting to witch huntZelo Street: Oh Tommy - Back In The UK (zelo-street.blogspot.com) – leading to great harm and for justice to be delayedhttps://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/syrian-refugee-15-says-he-feels-unsafe-at-huddersfield-school-as-video-emerges-of-attack-on-sister-200269.
In one case, the plonker went out of his way to support a wrong ‘un who was caught out lying about being groomed!”https://www.nationalworld.com/culture/television/liar-the-fake-grooming-scandal-release-date-on-bbc-three-who-is-ellie-williams-what-did-her-facebook-post-say-4478881 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/may/26/appeals-for-calm-after-tommy-robinson-visits-barrow-amid-protests    
TWAT: Buts its ‘em Asians !”
“A: Statistics show otherwise - an a 2011 government report showed that almost 85% of men found guilty of being sexually abuse with youngsters in England and Wales were white.
                                                                                                        
“TWAT:   “ …..But Tommy is right about the bloody criminal immigrants coming over here, the Muslims taking over Britain”
A: “Tommy ala Stephen Christopher Yaxley Lennon, has also gone by the names, Andrew McMaster, Paul Harris, Wayne King and Stephen Lennon, to hide his criminal past.
Whilst some immigrants can be criminals, is it rational to suppose all are criminal ?
I notice that you are wearing a football shirt, does everybody in London support that team ?”
TWAT: “No. I got my hands hurt last week, fighting ----------- supporters”
A: “So you understand what I am saying ?”
TWAT: “I suppose”
A: In addition what do you think of that infamous sign that used to be put in the window of British motels..." No dogs, No Irish"...
TWAT: " I always wanted one of those."
A: One of Tommy's parents is Irish. So you worshipTommy, ala Mr Yaxley Lennon, but would deny him existence if you could ...that's interesting .
TWAT: "........"
A: You mentioned Muslims. Our nation has already had a tricky relationship with Islamic countries. Treating them like crap.  But I notice you are drinking Coffee”.
“TWAT: Yes I love coffee”
“A: It is because of integration we have coffee. It was muslims who set up the first coffee houses in London in the 1600s.  How are they taking over Britain, with cafes?
I mean its been 400 years, why are they so slow with taking over Britain?”
TWAT: “….Tommy is a great bloke, I mean he posted the lyrics of“Something inside so strong” on X, that's a wicked tune”.
A: Tommy posted that whilst fleeing the Police.  In order to escape a court caseZelo Street: Oh Tommy Tommy - Bravely Ran Away (zelo-street.blogspot.com).
That song was released in the late 80s and is anti-apartheid – against South Africa’s regime at the timeTommy Robinson posts lyrics to anti-Apartheid song Something Inside So Strong while on the run after 'fleeing the country' on eve of contempt court case - as warrant issued for his arrest | Daily Mail Online.  Apartheid is a social form of segregation imposed by Colonists, other countries who have come into a nation and taken over…”
TWAT: “So what ?”
A: “You guys like to screech ‘We want our country back’, do you not see the hypocrisy ?”
TWAT: “….I suppose”  
A: “Tommy also actively supports that nation engaging in Apartheid nowFar-right extremist Tommy Robinson rallies in support of Israel – Middle East Monitor. But to be fair, even their mad as cat piss supporters kicked him out when he dared to try to attend their march. They must know that him attending would undermine their creed. And to be even more fair they made certain he was arrested for breaching their request!Tommy Robinson to march against antisemitism even though he is ‘not welcome’ | The IndependentTommy Robinson charged after attending antisemitism march in London - BBC News”
TWAT: “ We need to kick out the Illegals !”.
A: “ Tommy earlier this year, was detained in Canada, after entering that nation illegallyTommy Robinson arrested in Canada after suspected immigration offence | World News | Metro NewsThe great ‘Tommy Robinson’ passport mystery | Searchlight (searchlightmagazine.com). And its not the first time the scutter did thatEDL Leader Stephen Lennon, AKA Tommy Robinson, Jailed For 10 Months For False Passport | HuffPost UK News (huffingtonpost.co.uk). If Tommy was a great journalist as you claimed earlier, why does he put his supposed profession at risk over and over again; a bit daft don’t you think?”
TWAT: "If this was the 40s, Tommy would be defending our nation against the germans, I mean the Nazis. He is a patriot”
A: “……..Tommy was a member of the BNFLowles, Nick and Cressy, Simon (July 2010) "The BNP Past of the EDL Leader", Searchlight n.21, pp.4–5. and supported a daft bloke who got his dog to do the nazi salute on commandhttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/youtuber-count-dankula-found-guilty-of-hate-crime-for-teaching-pet-pug-nazi-salute-a3794926.html. In addition he supported Farage, a guy who unashamedly, as a youth was a BNF member and used to sing nazi songs  and bully jewish studentsNigel Farage's View On The Tommy Robinson Row May Surprise You - LBCLetter resurfaces from Nigel Farage's schooldays warning of “racist” and “fascist” tendencies (thelondoneconomic.com). Tommy’s mob have also been known to beat up peaceful opponents, which is a bit like Hitler’s mob in the 30s https://faith-matters.org/images/stories/fm-reports/english-defense-league-report.pdf”
TWAT: “….”
A: “ I think you need to re-evaluate your support for Tommy, and knowledge of England and Britain, our history and relationship with other nations. For example during the Battle of Britain, many, many persons from Europe and Africa aided to defend Britain from the Luftwaffe. Additionally, after WW2 immigrant groups  such as the ‘Windrush generation, helped  Britain to recover economically and rebuild our nation”.
TWAT: “….”
A: “Perhaps you should go into your local Library and borrow a few books…”
TWAT: “What’s a library?”
A: “Lord, give me strength!”.
== The Logic of Tommy Robinson and his supporters ==
=== A horrific incident has occurred in England and the details of what happened are still unknown. ===
=== How do you respond? ===
* You take to Social media and post rubbishhttps://zelo-street.blogspot.com/2024/07/southport-stabbings-enter-bigots.html. Drivel that even a rabies laden dog wouldn’t go near, because they fear infectionhttps://www.isdglobal.org/digital_dispatches/from-rumours-to-riots-how-online-misinformation-fuelled-violence-in-the-aftermath-of-the-southport-attack/.
* Your man-child supporters travel to the location.
* Upon arriving at the location of the incident, a vigil might be occurringSouthport community 'left numb' by mass stabbing incident - BBC News. Do your supporters respect the local community and peacefully offer solidarity and compassion?  BoLLocks !
* They get pissed on the pound-shop lager and start a riothttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/southport-attack-riots-far-right-social-media-b2588628.html. They go onto rob the local Greggs and a mosquehttps://www.thesun.co.uk/news/29590925/kids-locals-stand-together-riots-stabbing/, because those people, well they need to get out of England – even though your supporters have never been to this part of England before and know sweet FA all about it.
* When the police arrive in their anti-riot gear, your supporters hurl bricks at them and set fire to things, because you know England needs to be protected from criminals and using up the Police’s time is the best way, ain’t it ? 
* Your scare the localsfCommunity in mourning after three girls killed in Southport knife attack - BBC News..
* Nevermind your actions have affected their community and its businesses, because of your twatteryClashes in Southport after town mourns in vigil for victims of stabbing attack - BBC NewsSouthport residents repair wrecked streets and say killed girls 'didn't deserve' riot (msn.com).
* Money which could have aided the community, maintaining public libraries, parks, swimming pools, aiding the local schools and social services; aiding vulnerable people.
* You are protecting that community aren’t you…
=== …and that is the Logic of Tommy Robinson and his supporters. They no doubt like to lick windows, kiss hornets, hug bee hives and use muck as deodorant..   ===
== Exclusive - A Whats App interview Seance with Historic English Figures ! ==
Boudica: I wouldn’t trust Tommy to maintain my army’s bogs. And to be fair to the Romans, they probably wouldn’t trust the shit-newt with theirs, either.”Alfred The Great: “ People always fucking go onto mention how I burnt the cakes whilst distracted about my woes with the vikings. Not my bloody eventual achievement, making certain vikings lived among us. Tommy's mob burnt down a flipping library and attacked a bloody Greg. A fucking Gregs ! sod off with all this talk about Alfred the Great and the cakes.”Charles Dickens: “ I once wrote ‘If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers’ and given how many times the twat has been to court, I  do wonder if the exhausted ladies and gentlemen draw lots regarding who has to deal with his latest dumb as fuck folly.  Michael Winner: Tommy is the sort of deranged spanner that makes Richard Littlejohn seem respectful. And that says a lot.Sylvia Pankhurst, Beatrice Webb and Brian Clough couldn’t attend and sent their apologies   
== The Tommy Robinson Supporter Guide To Protesting ==
* Get yourself a short grade 2 haircut and wear your new Fred PerryNever wear Lacoste. short sleeved shirt, a pair of jeans and maybe the old pair of Dr Martens.  Down that can of lager!
* Shadow box in your bed set/ run down home whilst having GB News or TALK TV playing in the background. Down that can of lager!
* Go into London via bus or train, carrying either the English flag or the Union JackThe Flag of Great Britain..you know representing the union of England, Scotland and Wales...., and meet up with the other English, who all look like you. Down that can of lager!
* Bark collectively in a manner that would make a XL pitt bull scared. Should a tourist asks if you are all extras for the upcoming 28 Days Later sequel, growl at them. Down that can of lager!
* Rant and rave, “We want our country back”, whilst posing for a photo holding the Union Jack. Down that can of lager!
* Talk to the other perma tan louts about JesusJesus Was a Refugee - Biblical Archaeology Society, St GeorgeBBC - Religions - Christianity: Saint George and Richard LionheartKing Richard I, the Lionheart, of England, Crusader (thoughtco.com), and how they would have fought for England against the immigrants, multiculturism and Islam.  Down that can of Aldi lager!
* Sing “Tommy, Tommy Robinson” as Brave Tommy goes onto the makeshift platform and call him a patriot as he complains that England has fallen and in turn asks for money to be donated his 500th crowd funder.  Prepare your wallet for Tommy and the Wallet Inspector as well.  Down that can of lager!
* Listen to failed toff actor, Lawrence Fox as he goes on about immigrants and muslims and the woke. Make certain to leave before he asks his ex-wife to come back. Down that can of lager!
* Go into the nearest pub and get further pissed. Go onto demand that bar staff  allow you to put on youtube and sing Skrewdriver like your Dad and you did in the 80s. Down that pint!
* Bark as the Rozzas enter the premises , shouting at them  “Its Freeze Peach, You are denying my Freeze Speech”.
* Wake up in cell and demand that you can speak to Nigel Farage from GB News or that classy bird Alex Phillips, from Talk TV, crying that its all just unfair. And you are just misunderstood.
== See also ==
* UnCameron
==Notes==
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Category:British people