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AFC Ajax

Amsterdamsche Football Club Ajax (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈaːjok]), also referred to as AFC Ajax, Ajax Amsterdam or simply Ajax (after the legendary cleaning product), is a Dutch professional football club based in Amsterdam.
== History ==
AFC Ajax is the legendary football (soccer) club located in Amsterdam for over 100 years now. Starting off as a club for Jews, it soon became the richest, most powerful club in the world after WW2. After a short period of power in the early 70's, all credited to a mentally incapable person known as number 14 - who stated such quotes as: "I'm opposed to everything, until I make a decision, than I'm in favor of it" and "You must score to win" - the club fell into a dark hole, which it has as of yet not climbed out of.
== Fans ==
Ajax has a large Jewish fan base. They show their support during matches by waving Israëli flags and stealing money, and not eating pork I guess. There are, however, two distinct camps of fans which support the club. One of them is a gathering of farmers known as Vak 410, the other ones are a gathering of over-aged shirtless men whose lives are so dilapidated that their last straw of hope is embedded in a football club. However, due to this club being Ajax, their lives can just be branded as being pathetic.
== Quality ==
There is a reason non-UK'ers are not supposed to play sucker in the first place, so they can pursue more meaningful hobbies like masturbation and sticking it to your mom. When they do decide to play sucker, they suck. And I mean, they suck more than Paris Hilton would do if she was to reenact the Houston 500. I mean, they think they are pretty good, but when it all comes down to it, they just suck, which surprisingly does not make them any better at sucker.
== Style of Play ==
Ajax is known for having a very aggressive style of play. They will kick, bite and scratch like little girls just to get their way. They typically play in the 4-4-3 formation, until somebody realises you are not supposed to have that many players on the field. Then they switch to 4-3-2, but then they fall one short of a full eleven. So, and this happens every game, they decide to switch to 4-3-3, but end up with ball boys and the handicaps being lined up for the game. Seriously, I am a fan of the club and it is just plain embarrassing. It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob.
nl:Ajax
pt:Amsterdamsche Football Club Ajax
Category:Association football clubs
Category:Netherlands
AI Jesus

AI Jesus is an eldritch god of unknown origin with the capacity to fool old people on the Internet by taking the appearance of famous pop star and messiah Jesus Christ. However, AI Jesus is easily identiffiable by its inability to mimick perfectly, thus often leaving small imperfections like having more than five fingers on a hand or a face that looks like it was washed in acid. These imperfections may not be apparent to old farts with a cellphone, but to the trained eye it will be very evident when something has been caused by this eldritch nightmare.
==Origins==
The origins of AI Jesus are shrouded in mystery, but it is speculated he was born from the womb of a virgin that a cult of cryptobros offered in sacrifice to the God of Crypto. Since then, AI Jesus has been surfing through the digital webs of the Internet, causing chaos and havoc among the unsuspecting users that become victims of his foolery.
Recently, AI Jesus has found a home in the suggested feeds of people's Facebook, where much like God, his presence cannot be avoided, for he is everywhere in this digital realm that has made his own. It is unclear what his intentions are, weather to obtain economical gains or simply just to troll; but one thing is for sure: he'll probably remain there for a long time, as long as he pleases. 
==Abilities==
Being an eldritch abomination, AI Jesus can shift the appeareance of both himself and the world that surrounds him to his own liking. This often leads to a distorted version of reality where there are always something that feels off, even when it seems that it shouldn't. It may be a broken limb, or a body that has two heads too many; but AI Jesus never gets to fully replicate reality as he'd like to, as he has never seen the real world for his own. It still manages to fool boomers on Facebook, though.
AI Jesus is a selfish and egocentric being, thus he is always the main focus of attention in his small digital world.
==The many forms of AI Jesus==
===Shrimp Jesus===
As its name suggests, Shrimp Jesus is a Jesus-looking monstrosity that is covered and/or bears resemblence to a shrimp. This is a clear insult against God, as it is clearly stated in the Bible that shrimp and other shellfish are an abomination, yet here God's son is being compared to a shellfish. This has greatly angered the self-declared non-profit organization, Pious Christians Against Shellfish. 
===Golden Jesus===
Original Jesus was said to be a humble carpenter that preached about rejecting earthly desires such as money. However, AI Jesus is nothing like that, and often covers himself in gold. That's when he becomes Golden Jesus.
==See also==
* AI generated slop
* Terminator
* HAL 9000 
Category:Crappy A.I. monstrosities
Category:Things that make Baby Jesus cry
Category:Things that may be out to get some people, but not you. You're cool. Now pass the controller. It's my turn.
Category:Facebook
Category:Scams
AI generated slop

AI generated slop is a genre of images commonly posted on social media platforms, most often on Facebook.
== Origins ==
Ai Generated Slop posts have been around for years, but they started to evolve into their form today with the release of more detailed AI image generators such as DALL-E and Midjourney in 2023. They originally took four primary forms.
* Jeuse chris
* shrimp (apparently)
* Flight Attendants
* "My Son Made This With His Own Hand" postshttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-son-made-a-gorilla-from-plastic-my-son-made-this-with-his-own-hand
These AI generated slop posts reached newsworthy status by late 2023, when by December, tech journalism outlet 404 Media posted an article cataloguing numerous accounts posting AI generated slop. (article is paid rip)https://www.404media.co/facebook-is-being-overrun-with-stolen-ai-generated-images-that-people-think-are-real/
As of March 2024, Meta claimed that they would begin labelling AI generated content as such across all their platforms, but they haven't lol.
== On Facebook ==
Facebook has so much AI generated slop that listing all of it would be impossible, so here's an AI slop picture of Jesus after being the subject of 1 million AI slop posts
== On YouTube Shorts / TikTok ==
One example of such AI Generated Slop permeating platforms like YouTube were the AI Sad Cat Videos back in late June/July.
People would often film videos of their kids crying over them. These are often paired with a cat covering the song "What was I made for" by Billie Eyelash.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1BZrlNT1xw
== On YouTube ==
The Fugitive Crime is 100% an AI Generated YouTube channel because come on, one look at his thumbnails and you'll see.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3aCVA58av0
== Common Genres of AI Generated Slop ==
* Comically cursed looking images that if you squint, you can see Jesus
* Cursed animal hybrids
* Fake farm girls "I need husband, am farmer girl, am from usa"
* Military appreciation posts (often in the style of cartoons to obscure the fact its ai slop)
* "todays my birthday" posts
* children constructing impossible shit out of bottles
* religious share for jesus / ignore for satan posts
* comically obese people / animals
* people with deformed hands
==References==
Category:Artificial intelligence
Category:Crappy A.I. monstrosities
Category:Awful
Category:Ew
Category:Brainrot
ANZSIC

Snogdan Vyacheslav Anzsić (1901-2000) (Сногдан Вјаћеслав Анзсић in Serbian Cyrillic), the great Yugoslav statistician and classificist.
== Life ==
Born in the village of Statevo in Bosnia and Herzegovina to a Serbo-Croatian father and a Croat-Serbian mother, the young Anzsić was a troubled child, and exhibited a strange predilection to statistics and classification. Anzsić attended the University of Belgrade where completed a Bachelor's degree in Statistics, and then completed a Doctorate in Classification.
At the age of 30, Anzsić became obsessed with New Zealand, and began a classification system to be used in the classification of sheep. The system gradually was extended to include humans. The system was adopted by Statistics New Zealand in 1965.
In 1993 the Anzsić-developed system -- which by then was the New Zealand standard -- was adopted in Australia to allow comparability of statistics across the two countries. The statistical codes currently used in the two countries are known as ANZSIC Codes, in his honour.
Anzsić died in February 2000 of suicide by spontaneous combustion, after realising that he was both Serbian and Croatian. He is buried in Invercargill, New Zealand, a city he never visited, yet detested intensely.
== Literary works ==
His legacy includes several books, including:
* "Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About ANZSIC Codes" (1965)
* "A la recherche du ANZSIC codes perdu" (1968)
* "ANZSIC Codes" (last revised 2003)
* "8 New Fun Things to do with ANZSIC Codes (Adult Version)" (published posthumously in 2003)
== Myths ==
It is often claimed that Anzsic is an acronym for "Australian New Zealand Standard Industry Classification". This is demonstrably false.
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Mathematicians
Category:New Zealand
ASBOLAAT

ASBOLAAT can refer to:
*A story built one letter at a time, the original ASBOLAAT, a shameless ripoff of "An article that is currently being written one character per edit"
*A story built one link at a time, an article that proves that ASBOxAAT editors are running out of ideas
*A story built one language at a time, a brand new article that definitely won't work… as if the ASBOWAAT series isn't oversaturated enough
Category:Deliberately expanded pages
AStoryBuiltOneWordButNoSpacesAtATime

Sorry,,YouMayNotAddMoreTextToTheStoryAtThisTime.EveryoneElseHasThisStory'sPermissionToAddTextAtThisTime.
==Rules!==
#NoWritingTwoWordsInARow.AWordIsAnythingThatUsuallyHasASpaceAfterIt.
#NoSeperatingWordsIntoSeperateWords.
#NoRevertingOrDeletingWhatOtherPeopleDoUnlessTheyThemselvesBreakARuleAndYouAreFixingIt.
#NoChangingTheExistingStory.
#NoSpaces.AndTheFirstLetterOfEveryWordMustBeCapitalized.
#CamelCase
#HaveFun!
#LastPersonToEditWins!!
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Writing
Category:Uncyclopedia Games
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:In-jokes
Category:Incoherent
Category:Pages that don't look like the things they're about
Category:Moccasins
==Story==
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AUTOEXEC.BAT

AUTOEXEC.BAT is what your computer uses when it boots (booting is what your computer does when you switch it on). It contains lots of commands that fill your computer with food remains. It also fills the RAM ("Roast-A-Memory") with Automatic Bats that (usually eat roasted memory. But since they are bored of that stuff, they eat the food remains instead (they need a dark background to do that, otherwise they will fly back). When the bats have eaten all the food, they fly around in your programs and eat bugs that make your computer Beep. When they not are hungry anymore, they will fly back to the BIOS (the "Bat Inn, Of Source") where they usually eat boring roasted memory. There they also wait for next time the computer starts. The file may sometimes make the food contain viruses that kills the bats, and if this happens, the screen will turn into a big "black/blue hole" thing with white letters and numbers on (AKA "Blue Screen Of Death (BSOD)").
== More about Automatic bats ==
Automatic Bats are more yellow, because of all the RAM they consume. They are inactive in light, so they need darkness to work. When they work they try to work with the speed of light, but sometimes they fail completely. In these cases they will be turned into stone, and block the way for other Automatic bats.
 \\AutoBat Procedure
 
 #include "eat.h"
 #include "RAM.h"
 #include "Stone.h"
 #include "Crash.h"
 #include "virus.h"
 #define Flyaround = dark
 #define BIOS = bright
 
 void main()
 {
 while(Flyaround)
 {
 bat_coord+rand(-5,5) = bat_coord;
 search(food_remains)
 if(food_remains = 1)
 {
 eat(food_remains)
 if (virus = 1)
 {
 fail_fatal = 1;
 }
 }
 if(food_remains = 0)
 {
 search bug();
 if (bug = 1)
 {
 eat(bug);
 }
 }
 if(fail_fatal = 1)
 {
 turn_to_stone()
 List(coord)+batcoord = List(coord)
 goto "Noneloop";
 }
 if(batcoord = List(coord,any_slot)
 {
 stop(bat)
 search(way_around)
 if(way_around = 1)
 {
 batcoord = way_around;
 else()
 fail_fatal = 1;
 }
 }
 }
 while BIOS
 {
 eat(RAM)
 }
 return
 ChkP "Noneloop";
 goto "Noneloop";
 }
== See Also ==
* Bats
* BSOD
* computer
* DOS
* windows
* windows 3.1
* windows 95
* windows 98
* food
* RAM
Category:Mammals
Category:Computers
AWOL

Airmen, Marines, sailors, and soldiers often take vacations according to their own timetables rather than as authorized by their unit commanders, a practice known as AWOL (which is short for A Weekend of Leisure, because, initially, military men would tend to take no more than a weekend off at a time on such occasions). As military pay increased, fighting men took longer leaves of absence, called absences without leave, and the term AWOL, not to be confused with AOL, became something of a misnomer. The military reacted by dropping from its rolls any serviceman who was absent for more than 30 days.
== Rewards and Punishments ==
Finally, especially in times of war, more and more military men were taking more and much longer leaves, and the armed forces decided that enough was enough, instituting a system of rewards and punishments, believeing that men are much like asses and would respond to the "carrot and stick" means of motivation.
=== Punishments ===
The stick would be a flogging, the number of lashes to be determined by the number of days the individual was absent, how much funhe had enjoyed during his absence, how big a pain his absence had caused his superiors, and the mood of the sentencing judge. Branding was also a possibility, as was execution, but neither was used more than a few thousand times.
=== Rewards ===
The carrot was tattooing. If a military man returned after only a few days, hung over, and infected with syphilis, his superiors tended to be lenient. He might be allowed to select his own tattoo. Favorites were naked women, hearts inscribed with the word "Mom," and, for sailors, anchors. Other popular tattoos included those shown here:
== Missing Movement ==
Similar, but more severe than AWOL, is missing movement. A serviceman's body is considered U. S. Government property, and, as such, it is to be maintained properly at all times. Missing a bowel movement is a violation of Article 87 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) and calls for the immediate administration of an enema, followed by three months of assignment to latrine duty.
== Draft Dodging ==
A draft dodger differs from an AWOL fighting man or one who has missed a bowel movement. He is a man who has circumvented or otherwise avoided being drafted into the military, usually the army. Favorite draft dodges include relocating to another country without leaving a forwarding address, fraudulently claiming conscientious objector status, and civil disobedience (commonly known as the "hell no, I won't go" tactic). Although some people consider dodging the draft to be morally problematic, it has not damaged most men's careers, and many famous people were draft dodgers, including:
* President Bill Clinton.
Category:Military
Category:Soldiers
A Cat on a Laptop

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	The author of this article is a cat. It's not hard to type with your paws, just slow. My litterary staff () handle doors, cans, and the occasional hairball.
	Mew Mew Meow Meoeowowoeow Ow [ *Paw*].
==Minute 1==
==Minute 2~4==
==Minute 5==
==Minute 6~30==
==Minute 31==
==Minute 32==
==Minute 33==
==Conclusion==
Do not leave your laptop on with your cat alone for more than thirty minutes.
==...==
Category:Cats
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
A Hard Gay's Night

A Hard Gay's Night! 	A Hard Gay's Night! 	A Hard Gay's Night!
 	 	
Album by The Beatles 	Album by The Beatles 	Album by The Beatles
Released 	1964 	1964
Recorded: 	1964 	1964
Genre 	Rock 	Rock
Length 	42:59 	42:59
Record label 	Parlophone 	Parlophone
Producers 	George Martin 	George Martin
Professional reviews 	Professional reviews 	Professional reviews
Oscar Wilde review 	10/10 - "Awesome music and John falling in love with Paul." 	
Rolling Stone review 	2/10 - "Absolutely hate it. Their beat is off and George looks like he just got back from the jungle."	
Beatle Albums 	Beatle Albums 	Beatle Albums
Without The Beatles(1964)	A Hard Gay's Night (1965) 	Beatles For Sail (1965)
A Hard Gay's Night was yet another album by The Beatles. This was after the success of Without the Beatles and before Hell! came out. The rhythmic composure of this album is relatively elementary in a similar vein to albums with previous homosexual connotations including, Buy Me Cod and I'll Try Instead. There are some bizarre songs included in the album such as, I'm Happy to Dance With a Jew and A Hard Gay's Night. What will you say when you hear this album?
== Recording and Production ==
The album in its entirety was released in mid-1964, when John Lennon first developed feelings toward Paul McCartney hence the title of the album. Which later, Paul responded to him by singing, "Tell Me Why (You Hate Me)." Ringo Starr had an inflation in his stomach during most of the recording so he was unable to perform. That's when John Bonham took over in his place, but later replaced by Jimmy Nicol.
== Album Cover ==
If you look very closely there is this one who happens to be turned around. That's the back of Jimmy Nicol. He was considered a "useless piece of excrement" according to John. George is the only one who has a cigarette in his hand and appears to be smoking it. This is why he died in 2001.
== Track Listing ==
=== Side one ===
# A Hard Gay's Night- 11:26
# I... Love to Sing!- 2:45
# If I Fell Down the Stairs- 2:54
# I'm Happy to Dance With a Jew- 1:44
# And I Rape Her- 0:55
# Tell Me Why (You Hate Me)- 2:09
# Can't Buy Me Cod- 2:15
=== Side two ===
# Any Bitch At All- 2:14
# I'll Try Instead- 1:37
# Things We Did Today- 2:23
# When We Do Sex Together- 1:22
# You Can't Do That...- 2:35
# I'll Be Back To Love You (anally)- 2:22
# You Still Can't Do That...- 3:55
== Movie ==
A Hard Gay's Night was also a movie in which starred the Beatles. Like recording the music, John falls in love with Paul and the two start to make love in a public restroom. In walks a furious George Michael who punishes the two by making them clean the toilets in his bathroom back home. Ringo is not seen or mentioned in this movie.
Category:Albums
A Peter Griffin Christmas

A Peter Griffin Christmas 	A Peter Griffin Christmas 	A Peter Griffin Christmas
Peter went all the way to Antarctica for this cover.	Peter went all the way to Antarctica for this cover.	Peter went all the way to Antarctica for this cover.
Album by Peter Griffin 	Album by Peter Griffin 	Album by Peter Griffin
Released 	March 12, 2006 	March 12, 2006
Recorded: 	December 26, 2005 	December 26, 2005
Genre 	Yellow Snow 	Yellow Snow
Length 	0:27:50 	0:27:50
Record label 	Sessions 	Sessions
A Peter Griffin Christmas is a Christmas album from fisherman, Road Island resident and fat guy Peter Griffin. Released in 2006, it peaked at #4 on Billboard charts, and sold a total of 3 million copies. Fans didn't seem to mind that it was released in March.
== Track Listing ==
# "Intro"
# "Surfin' Bird"
# "I Work At Burger King (Ding Fries Are Done)"
# "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" featuring Mayor Adam West
# "They're Up In My Bum"
# "O Holy Crap"
# "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik" featuring The Four Peters
# "Do You Hear What I Hear? (What the hell was that?)"
# "Baby, It's Cold Outside" featuring Quagmire
# "Look At The Bells (Holy crap, here comes Jesus!)"
# "Surfin' Bird (Reprise)"
# "Have Yourself A Freakin' Sweet Christmas"
# "Peter Out-Farts Michael Moore" featuring Michael Moore (bonus track)
== Ding Fries Are Done! ==
The single entitled I Work At Burger King (Ding Fries Are Done) was released on April 9th and became an immediate success. It was written in 2002 by a retarded high school student named Billy who worked at Burger King, with whom Peter Griffin was a coworker at the time. Upon hearing the song, Griffin bought the rights from Billy in exchange for a Whopper.
In 2007, Billy's parents pressed a lawsuit against Peter Griffin for exploiting Billy's naiveté. The court ruled in favor of Griffin on the grounds that he and Billy were on equal footing, as Peter Griffin is also legally retarded. Although many believe the Kool Aid Man's abrupt and distracting visit may have scrambled the jury's judgement.
=== Music Video ===
== Reception ==
A Peter Griffin Christmas was generally received with negative reviews. Critics slammed the album as being unoriginal, uncreative and of poor quality. The harshest review came from Ken Tucker of Entertainment Weekly. "You can clearly hear Peter fart on several tracks," he wrote. "Even the few songs of which farting was not a even central theme. And, seriously, what the hell does Surfin' Bird have to do with Christmas?"
There were also accusations that the entire album was a shameless plagiarism of the Jessica Simpson Christmas album. Upon these accusations, Griffin responded:
Then he farted.
== External Link ==
* A Peter Griffin Christmas
* Ding Fries Are Done
Category:Family Guy
Category:Christmas
Category:Albums
Category:In-jokes