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Deconstruction barrel

In internet literature, a deconstruction barrel is a stationary inert object set out in plain view as a visual indicator to oncoming internet traffic that an obsolete literary work is currently in the process of being demolished so that its raw components may be thoroughly examined, and possibly refurbished and/or cannibalized for the production of some other literary project, or, more often than not, discarded as useless tripe.
==Inadequate verbal description==
Deconstruction barrels, in spite of their superficial resemblance to ordinary barrels, and like their brethren the venerable orange construction barrels, are almost never used to contain anything, other than, perhaps, some quantity of an inert high-density substance that serves to ballast them against strong gusts of wind. However, unlike the glaring radioactive orange hue of orange construction barrels, deconstruction barrels are painted in a large variety of cool and somber pastel colors, which, while looking charming to the untrained eye, ultimately convey little or no meaning in themselves.
==Unimaginative derivation==
The deconstruction barrel is, evidently, very much an unimaginative derivative of the original orange construction barrel. In fact, one can go so far as to say that whoever designed the original deconstruction barrel in the first place, instead of focusing on clearing space in preparation for a legitimate piece of literature, was more intent on parodizing either (a) Uncyclopedia's frankly ridiculous article on orange construction barrels, and/or (b) the original orange construction barrel itself. Well, perhaps "parodizing" is not quite the right word here. 
The intent may be simple (and undeserved) mockery of Uncyclopedia's superficially-better article, which admittedly hasn't really been adequately examined in sufficient detail by the deconstruction crew on hand, given the deconstruction crew's far more important objectives, such as staking claim to yet another chunk of Uncyclopedia's free bandwidth, with little or no cost to themselves in terms of creative effort.
==Dubious functionality==
In spite of their warm friendly and eye-pleasing colors, vast number of deconstruction barrels remain unused and neglected, primarily because gigantic signs flashing "DANGER DEMOLITION IN PROGRESS DANGER!" in alarmingly-bright yellow lights have been proven to be 97% more effective in alerting careless drivers to the presence of potentially hazardous deconstruction areas. Some people have said that the mere existence of the weak concept of deconstruction barrels is a completely inadequate justification for devoting an entire Uncyclopedia article to them, but those people have yet to be identified for proper citation. Also, given that Uncyclopedia already has an excellent article on the over-arching subject of "deconstruction", the alleged utility of deconstruction barrels is cast even further into doubt.
==See also==
*Content free
*Obfuscation
*Navelism
category:Literature
category:Philosophy
category:Self-reference
Category:FA Philosophy
Category:FA Literature and writing
Deep Green

Deep Green is the first ever supercomputer powered by quantum economics. It was invented by MIT researches using a grant from Bill Gates and his company.
==History==
In 1990, the computer science department at MIT was rewarded a grant of $98 million from Microsoft for their invention of the Microsoft sound (you know, that annoying tune that plays when you start Windows 98). The money was promptly laundered and stowed away in a Swiss bank account, but MIT had no idea what to do with the money.
In 1994 the theory of quantum economics reached its prime, and MIT realized that they had more disposable income than both Caltech and Cornell combined. They appropriated all the money to the Deep Green Project, and the effort began. 
The project was finally completed in 2004 after the ten year treasury bonds matured, and the system had reached the critical mass required to sustain itself on a minimum 4.75% average interest rate over twenty years.
==Technical aspects==
The Deep Green supercomputer operates using many hyper-dense cores of $100,000 bills, each composed of ten million Dollar-Quarks, or cents. These bills are shot through a quantum change machine at the speed of checking, allowing them to exhibit the strange quality of being in all possible currency states at once, but only carrying a credit charge. If the charge were a cash charge, the mass of the currencies would become properly defined, and the entire system would collapse into a single currency, halting all calculations. 
This collapse is the principle that allows us to see past the veil of the hedge fund that is used to preserve the perfect quantum state of the dollar and observe the result of the calculation.
==Some Difficulties==
The principal problem with the Deep Green supercomputer is the current value of each of the currencies that it uses. The dollar is used as the main unit of calculation because exchange rates sucked in the US at the start of the program. Its mass is predicted to change on the long term, but now it's too late to switch to the yen. 
The other major problem that the computer faces is taxes. Such a large amount of money falls under the highest tax bracket possible in the United States, about 1% (compared to 65% for the middle class), thanks to George Bush. Most quantum economists agree that a raise in this percent would be a blow that would require the entire operation to be switched into duh, the currency of the United States of Gullible, where the government is funded entirely through charity.
==See also==
* Quantum Economics
* Supercomputer
* MIT
* George Bush
Category:Military equipment
Category:Computers
Deep Note

Deep Note is a famous symphony by the great composer Burping Baby.
== History ==
While the exact date of origin for Deep Note is unclear, detailed analysis by experts shows that it was likely commissioned around the late fifteenth century for His Royal Highness Theodore Hector the Tenth, popularly referred to as “THX” by historians. There are many legends surrounding its origin; the most popular says that King Theodore ordered that a sound be created that would ensure the audience was listening whenever a proclamation was made, and that if it was not finished within a week the composer would be sentenced to execution. (There has been much debate on the truth of this in recent years, although the majority find it at least somewhat amusing.) Recent evidence has shown at least one part of the legend to be true, however – the symphony was composed in only four days, an almost stupendous feat considering the sheer number of complex calculations involved in its creation [see “The Symphony,” below, for more information].
== The Symphony ==
Deep Note was written to be played on a highly unusual and extremely rare instrument known colloquially as the “big-ass supercomputer,” and the musical score is written not in notes, but in a series of numbers which appear to represent some way of playing the instrument – a very unusual method. Because no known complete models of the big-ass supercomputer exist, it is still unknown how the instrument would be played, but parts of the instrument have been recently discovered, evidence which may eventually solve the mystery of the instrument. However it was played, however, historical evidence in the form of personal journals, official records, and other sources have indicated that the noise was “deafening,” and that those who played the instrument frequently went insane after only a few months.
Thousands of complex mathematical computations were used to create the work, and Moorer von Beethoven's own calculations are on display in the Smithsonian Institute show that the complexity of the calculations varies from basic arithmetic to multi-page calculus. Scratched-out sections and notes in the margins indicate that a great deal of the work used arbitrarily-chosen random numbers in the calculations, and mathematicians have determined that changing even a single digit could cause the entire symphony to be significantly altered.
One final aspect which makes the monumental work unusual is that it is one of the only symphonies in the entire world under thirty seconds long.
== In Modern Times ==
After extensive research and exhaustive guesswork, experts have created what is believed to be an accurate approximation of the symphony. Previous attempts have typically resulted in failure, and have caused some to question the methods used to reproduce the sound.
== External links ==
*One version of the famous legend
Category:Sound
Category:Songs
Category:History of film
Category:Weapons of Mass Destruction
Deez Nuts

The Beaconsfield Disaster, more commonly known as Deez Nuts, was a Road Tanker explosion that occurred at an intersection in Beaconsfield, Australiastan. The truck, carrying exactly lots of tons of Diesel fuel, overturned when attempting to make a right turn and combusted, killing 17 people. Several individuals from the company that owned the vehicle don't wash their own ass. However several other individuals from the same company were prosecuted for criminal negligence. It was later found that 13 of the 17 people involved in the accident do not currently think that the company was actually responsible for the accident, so the prosecution was later overturned.
==History==
It happened
==Name==
It is not known where the name 'Deez Nuts' came from in reference to this disaster. The most common theory is that a bikie that was driving past the truck yelled "Deez Nuts", right before the truck went all silly. This would mean that "Deez Nuts" was the last thing those 17 people heard on that fateful night. However, this has not confirmed. Well actually, yes it has. I'm so sorry for lying.
==Status as an internet meme==
In 201ᾣ, a clip on Vine started circulating of an undisclosed internet comedian referencing the tragedy in a skit.
===The vine===
In the vine, he argues that 'Deez Nuts' reportedly came in the mail. Little did he know that they actually did, and it really hurt. This vine was seen as tasteless by many, but the creator, along with fans of the skit, repeatedly defended it, saying that it it was "funny". The joke in the Vine is that supposedly that he is saying that something bad has happened to him, as the thing that had happened would have been an occurrence comparable to Deez Nuts, like him getting a Headache, or an Earache, or both. Additionally something 'coming in the mail' is a common metaphor for something having happened. God i hope that catches on. He then yells "GOTTEEEEM!!!!!", to say that the tragedy has 'got him'. The vine has turned into a common meme that many people think they're referencing, but what most people don't realise is that whenever they say "Deez Nuts" they are actually making fun of the deaths of 17 people. This is why White People were a mistake.
Category:Shit That Pisses Me Off
Defence

Defence is estimated to be about nine thousand miles long, thirty miles high, and encompasses de territorial borders of the United States. Defence keeps out immigrants, terrorists, werewolves, Eminem, and all de other undesirables. It was constructed at de behest of many good, decent people, who, frankly, had just had enough. It is dotted with regularly spaced guard towers and automated gun turrets, and includes over fifty thousand metric tonnes of unexploded detterent munitions. No sane man would ever oppose Defence. Defence is doubleplusgood Security.
==Defence in other countries==
HAH! That's funny. You made me laugh.
==History of Defence==
Defence began as de Brainchild of General Ted Nugent during de Whigger Uprisings of 1863. Besieged by an onslaught of migrant redneck farm workers, it was agreed by all that a giant shield, a Force Field if you will, be constructed that "Fends" away all invading wierdos. And so plans were laid, and de first intercontinental Fence was constructed, primarily by migrant redneck farm workers, and Chinamen.
President Isaac Hayes Praised de accomplishment, and got much booty. But by de summer of 1864, rebellion in de ranks of workers led to a complete shutdown of operations, due to a persistent rumor that Defence was being built to keep de very people who were building it from crossing back and forth across de area blocked off by Defence. This resulted in Defence having many holes in it, through which sabotuers, spies, and homosexuals could infiltrate American society.
==De modern Fence==
After de three first World Wars, de good, decent people had once again had enough. Defence was shot full of holes, and frankly, de youth didn't give a damn, despite de constant inundation of foreign ideals and porn. De Cold War Era Fence had bright, Psychedelic slogans of sweet, compliant surrender painted on it, to lull de enemy into a placid calm. So Defence was once again financed, prayed to, and repaired, resulting in Defence we know today.
==United States of America==
Form of Defence: Attack 
==De New Fence Fo De Y2K==
After de events of 9/11, which de world will never forget, Defence, like everything else in de known universe, changed for de better. Defense swelled and surged with a newfound patriotic fervor and spread to isolate Canada and Newfoundland, while simultaneously invading Iraq, Vietnam, West Korea, and McDonaldland to form pockets of Defense amongst de Heathen Infidel foreigners who dwell in such unhospitable climes. Defence is now Autonymous, and operates independently of it's controllers, a fact I wouldn't spread around too much if I were you.
Category:Defence
Defenestrate

===Olympic Event===
In the 1936 Olympic Games in Berlin, defenestration was a team event held at the Reichstag in which competitors would see how many bureaucrats they could remove from the building in the allotted time. The favored technique was to seize them and push them through the nearest window. Extra points were awarded for the use of props, such as showers of paper, tying to furniture, or the use of fire. Defenestration went out of fashion with the rise of democracy, though it is currently experiencing a revival due to the popularity of reality televison shows such as Jackass and Survivor.
===Defenestrating your Computer===
The act of defenestration is to uninstall Microsoft Windows from your computer and installing a better alternative operating system, such as OS/2, MS-UNO or Linux. The term was coined in the days of Windows 95 when the only way to correct some of the flaws inherent in Windows was to pick up your computer and throw it out the nearest window and go out and buy an Apple Macintosh. This is becoming popular again due to Windows XP which has similar flaws and is almost as useless. The next version of Windows, currently called Vista is reported to be so bloated that it can no longer be defenestrated in the usual manner, first the computer must be compressed, a 12 pound hammer is recommended. 
However, Apple has some of the same problems. The best way for one to accelerate their Mac is also at 9.8 meters per second squared. If you are consistently forced to defenestrate your computer, you may want to just revert to the stone age, where rocks solve everyone's problems.
===History of defenestration===
Archaeologists believe that defenestration was first practiced by the ancient Egyptians. In order to keep out the murdering heat and blinding sunlight, not to mention the aroma smell odour stench of decomposing camel dung, Pharaoh Syl-Via of the Tóth Dynasty decreed that all windows and other openings in his her palace walls were to be
sealed with brick and mortar. This unorthodox method of removing windows from buildings soon became quite popular and eventually led to the construction of the Greater and Lesser Pyramids. Unfortunately, after sealing the last window in the palace walls personally from the inside Syl-Via was never heard from again (though it is said that muffled cries where heard from within the building for some days after the ceremony).
Defense of Marriage Amendment

The proposed Defense of Marriage Amendment to the United States Constitution intends to protect the institution of marriage from attacks by outside forces, namely terrorists in the employ of Osama Bin Laden and other freedom hating, anti-American Commies, especially gay people.
CIA sources have determined that Al Quaeda intends to destroy marriage through the use of terror tactics. Some of their intended plots:
* Firebombing bridal showers
* Flying a plane into the headquarters of Modern Bride magazine
* Developing a virus to destroy rice and confetti
* Assassinating key photographers, caterers, DJs and ice sculptors
Critics say that these are not threats to marriage per se, only to weddings. Proponents of the amendment counter that by saying "You can't have a marriage without a wedding! Duh!" (Source: Speech by Senator Trent Lott given at the 105th birthday party for Senator Strom Thurmond, August 15, 1935)
In addition to protecting marriage from terrorism, the amendment would protect it from a possibly more dangerous enemy: homosexuals. Research has determined that exposure by a heterosexual married couple to a homosexual married couple for as little as 30 seconds will permanently destroy the heterosexual couple's marriage, rendering them sterile and possibly homosexual themselves. This is a central part of the vast gay conspiracy to destroy America, Christianity and the world as we know it. (Source: US Department of Marriage, Division of Spurious Research) 
The amendment would enact the following provisions to defend marriage:
1. Require all Americans over the age of 13 to be married to not more than one person of the opposite sex by 6 months after the amendment's ratification. 
2. Divorces, separations and annulments will be outlawed.
3. In the event of death, surviving spouses will be require to re-marry within 90 days or face prosecution and possible involuntary transfer to the Federal Wedding Enforcement Camp to be located at the Guantanamo Bay military gulag resort in Cuba.
4. All gays, lesbians, transsexuals, swingers, Mormons and other people with deviant sexual practices will be sent to re-education camps in the Sunni Triangle region of Iraq. (This point is identical to a provision in the proposed "No Fags Allowed 'round Here Amendment" proposed by Senator Tom Delay)
5. Marriage between animals and humans are permitted.
With the Canadian government's recent legalization of gay marriage, a new version of the amendment has been proposed that would close the Canadian Border and allow for the deportation and/or summary execution of any non-married Canadians residing in the US.
The amendment is expected to easily pass the House and Senate before it moves to the states for ratification. It's supporters are confident that it will pass, along with the proposed "Defense of Religion from Science Amendment".
Category:Politics of the United StatesCategory: RelationshipsCategory: HomosexualityCategory:Random]
Degaussing

Degaussing is the process of trying to extricate Carl Friedrich Gauss from your television. Gauss is often considered the most pest-like of 19th century German mathematicians, due to his unusual proclivity for breaking into strangers' homes, pulling the batting out of their pillows, and making himself a nest inside their television.
For many years, it was thought to be impossible to evict Gauss from a television once he had taken up residence. However, in recent years, several techniques for degaussing an infested set have been developed. Please note, however, that degaussing should only be attempted by a professional.
==Degaussing==
===1. Flattery===
Occasionally, Gauss is responsive to flattery. A professional degausser will often start with this simple step. She will tell Gauss that he is the greatest mathematician since antiquity, and that, in fact, she considers him something of a mathemagician. She will tell him that his idea to put a heptadecagon on his tombstone was very clever and not at all a stupid idea. Finally, she will tell him that his weird floppy beret really turns her on and that all her girlfriends are jealous that she gets to look at it for a living. Then, she asks him to please move out and find another television to live in.
Flattery rarely works, however. It's considered a long shot, and often skipped entirely by professionals.
===2. Staring===
Should flattery fail, a professional degausser will often escalate to staring. A shy man, Gauss hates being stared at for extended periods of time, and will eventually begin to swear vehemently in his native German. "Arschgesicht!!" Gauss will bellow. "Du kannst mich mal! Fick deine Mutter! Leck mich am Arsch! Schlampe!!"
Sometimes, Gauss will grow so agitated that he will burst out of the television and run from the room cursing.
===3. Playing a song on repeat===
Should staring fail to annoy Gauss from the television, an equally annoying option is to play a song on repeat. Gauss is fond of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart and Rammstein, so songs by these artists should not be employed. However, there are unverified reports that he really, really hates the song Banana Phone.
===4. Shotgun===
Should all the previous options fail, the degausser will have little choice but to escalate to the shotgun. The shotgun has proven 100% effective at degaussing. Unfortunately, the mess is significant, and cannot easily be cleaned up solely with Brawny paper towels. Also, in some municipalities, the murder of 19th century mathematicians is considered a crime. It should be noted that the use of the shotgun in degaussing destroys not only Degauss, but the television as well.
Category:British inventions
Category:Science
Deicide

Deicide (Also known as Choose or Loose 1) is a crime that is considered impossible to do, as gods are immortal, although this has not stopped people from trying. However, there have been certain people in history capable of killing a god, such as Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff.
It is also considered a rather stupid thing to do, as killing a god would throw their world off-balance and possibly lead to the apocalypse.
There have been some notable deicide incidents in history, however....(They say God is dead for a reason)
Perhaps gods aren't quite as immortal as we once thought...
==Ways To Kill A God==
Apparently, a god can be killed if they are somehow stripped them of their immortality, although the exact way to do this is unknown.
==See also==
*Murder
*Death
Category:Murder
Category:Deities
Category:Religious controversies