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Brady Campaign

The Brady Campaign is a secret society bent on global domination, the taking of firearms from civilian ownership, and the mass execution of all who possess firearms, all in the name of peace and love. The members of the Brady Campaign are racists against gun owners, and their goal is to assign "volunteer labor" in Alaska to people who own handguns.
== Brady Campaign Statement ==
We at the Brady Campaign to End Gun Ownership advocate peace, love, crime, and execution. Little people don't deserve guns, because you know they violate the rights of a home invader. C'mon people, is it to much for a poor criminal to ask that he beats you to a red smear on the ground, rapes your wife in front of you, and eats your kids? You must be very greedy to not let them have that much, you should be a good victim. You must also realize that assault weapons exist only to kill and maim, which is why the police need them and you don't. Guns are evil objects with minds of their own, and if you touch one you'll automatically turn into a cannibalistic, bloodthirsty butcher, and only police and rich people are immune to the gun's will. Guns will also fly off the table and shoot people without anyone pulling the trigger, which is why taking them from civilians will be so effective. Finally, there is always crime where there are guns, which is why there are so many shootings at gun shows.
The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.
== History == 
The Campaign started on June 14, 2001 B.C. as a Satanic Cult practicing rituals such as human sacrifice, drinking goat's blood, Carnal Trancension, and Necrophilia, all of which they still practice today. "Passing strict gun policies is more important than saving human lives" says Sarah Brady, the current High Priestess of the Brady Campaign.
Sarah Brady became High Priestess of the Brady Campaign in 1945 by killing her predecessor. Under her leadership, the Brady campaign has accomplished more of it's sinister goals in the last 50 year than for the last 4,000 years. The society gained massive political influence in 1993 when Sarah Brady slept with Bill Clinton. They now taint the U.S. Political Scene with their presence, and they have managed to brainwash thousands of people out there.
== How to Avoid Being Brainwashed by Sarah Brady's Mind Control or Attacked by a Brady Campaign Member ==
* Eat lots and lots of garlic.
* Stay up all night. Sarah Brady can only taint your mind in your sleep, but she sleeps during the day.
* Dig a moat around your house and fill it with water. This will also prevent members of the Brady Campaign from entering your house, as they cannot cross the moat.
* In case a Brady Campaign member finds a way to cross the moat, keep a good supply of garlic, silver, and holy water.
* If anyone you know gets bitten, scratched, or talked to by a Brady Campaign member, kill them on sight.
== See Also ==
* Retards
* Politicians
* Adolf Hitler
* Vampires
* Assholes
* Fallout Boy
* Wiggers
Category:Firearms
Category:Organizations
Category:Wannabe Rulers of the World
Brain Age

Brain Age is an experimental Nintendo DS game that works under the hypothesis that drawing stuff and doing kindergarten level math can make an individual more intelligent.
Alt. Age since first Craniotomy 
==Concept==
Brain age is best described as Warioware without A.D.D and with a PH.D. It consists of a variety of puzzles that serve to reveal just how stupid the player is. The intention is that the player will see their astounding stupidity and try to improve himself, but most of the time the player just ends up committing suicide when faced with his own worthlessness.
Brain Age is also part of Nintendo's line of "innovative" games, but sets itself apart from the others by not being gimmicky or weird as hell.
==Gameplay==
==Minigames==
Brain Age only has 6 minigames. This is because the game's development budget is slightly less than your allowance during Elementary school.
*Word Memory: In this "test", you are given 13 seconds to memorize the complete works of William Shakespear in Arabic. Then, you must flawlessly rewrite them on the touch screen in 2 minutes, or you will become pregnant.
*Bridge Troll: This minigame requires you to solve a troll's 3 riddles in order to get past a bridge.
*Speed Counting: You must count from 1 to four trillion backwards. If you fail to do so within 30 seconds, you become pregnant.
*Connect Maze: The DS magically transports you to a sci-fi convention, which you must navigate out of or suffocate to death on geek body odor.
*Demon Summoning: You imitate a magic circle on the top screen to the best of your ability. If done correctly, demons will begin to plague your town, starting the apocalypse and making you pregnant.
*Calculations x20: A portal opens in your living room and the soul of your long-dead third grade teacher steps through. You must get a score of 200% on your old math tests or be thrown into hell. In some versions, you will also become pregnant.
===Sudoku===
Brian Age features the popular sudoku puzzles which are made to stress you out and make you swear when you are stuck. 
It is possilbe to have the game tell you when you make an error but if you make five errors is this mode you fail the puzzle and get impregnated by a leprechaun.
===Rigging===
Brain Age is rigged, as many who have played it have come to suspect. The player is still scored as being a simian even if they win. This is because the player shelled out 40 dollars for puzzles found in the back of newspapers for only fifty cents.
==Difficulties==
Brain Age is currently having trouble selling well in the United States, due to its excessive requirement for people to think. Nintendo marketers hope to attract American customers by including free Britney Spears albums with each game. This tactic has not helped. They are considering offering free fast food instead, a tactic predicted to be 5000 times as effective.
==Pregnancy==
Brain Age is responsible for 73% of unplanned pregnancies in the United States.
==See also==
*Video Games
Category:Video games
pt:Brain Age: Train Your Brain in Minutes a Day!
Brain Peppers

thumb|An uncommon view of the rarely-seen Brain Peppers
Brain Peppers are the delicious peppers that cause the ability to think and feel within the human brain. Without these valuable and delectable vegetables, no human activity would be possible, so it's reasonable to conclude that brain peppers are the single most dangerous, and delicious, thing to ever grace the earth.
==Importance==
Upon the discovery of ur mom by the joint work of doctors Upton Sinclair and George W. Bush at the University of Russia, it was immediately declared that all forms of religion were categorically false, as they had all failed to mention that not only were there peppers within each of us, but they were FREAKING GOOD to eat. Not only this, but science could also be immediately discounted due to the resonating blow that the discovery dealt to evolution, Brain Peppers being a uniquely human phenomenon. 
Unfortunately, almost immediately horrifyingly bad, and scrumptious, wars began to break out as the bourgeois garnered a taste for Brain Peppers, and the third world began (continued) to view their people not only as expendable resources, but as fantastically savory and titillating resources, which began the horrifying, yet luscious, pepper trade. The War of the Sporks was the first of many of the wars, battlefields being overrun with scavengers eager to reap the benefits. The enticing, piquant benefits. Wine was dispensed, especially by those with high class, and prices of the grapy libations approached and then fell below those of water. 
Meanwhile, after the economic tumult that accompanied the fact that every human being now had some intrinsic value (the same value as the tempting Brain Peppers one could produce), war faded away and was replaced by a new era of peace and prosperity. Very few Brain Peppers were consumed at this time, despite their continued elegacy in this promising time!
==Rumors==
After some time had passed, people once again got sick of the peace and prosperity and rumors began circulating that the only people who didn't produce Brain Peppers were, in fact Black People, which becomes an interesting fact, because now some of the finest vintages available come from African stock. The wars that followed such an assertion were unmatched throughout history. 
The devastation was so complete that all electric and paper records of the events were destroyed, and mere speculation reigns regarding the happenings of the era. In this vein, I am of the opinion that France invaded Germany, forcing them to speak Engrish, and the war was finally decided when the ninjas and the pirates finally came to an accord regarding the proper transportation and preparation methods for titillating Brain Peppers. Now, Brain Pepper production accounts for 80% of the productivity of Africa and a significant amount of the produce from South America.
Also pedos include daniel salter
==Related Articles and misspellings==
*Food
*Wine
*Cows
Category:Food
Branding

Branding is a form of graffiti, but instead of being done to buildings it is typically done to living things, such as cows or humans.
==Branding Humans==
Whereas most graffiti artists use spraypaint on buildings, those intent on vandalising other human beings typically use hot, metal objects. People very rairly actually brand other people, preferring to do it to Cows, because it is easier to do so without being noticed. However, it is possible to brand another person, it is just extremely difficult. The procedure was outlined as follows in a popular magazine for criminals:
Step One: sneak up behind a person with your red hot object, preferably a Subway.
Step Two: look for any exposed skin to leave your mark on
Step Three: press the burning rod against their skin momentarily
Step Four: when the person whirls around, screaming in agony, say "Wow! That was one gigantic bee!"
==Branding animals==
The use of the physical techniques of human branding on livestock, either with consent as a form of cosmetic body modification; or under coercion, as a punishment or as a way of imposing marriage rights over a pig or other animal lover.
==Branding products==
The act of giving something a special name so that people will realise they actually want it, when previously they thought they did not. A brand is a collection of images and ideas that make you believe you will be more sexually attractive. Brand recognition and other reactions are created by reapeatedly beating children with the specific product or service. A brand is a symbolic embodiment of all the information a company, product or service wants to convince people it embodies. A brand often includes an explicit picture, word, cymbal or irritating jingle which may be developed to represent lack of values, ideas, and even personality.
==Well known brands==
==Meat in a brand sandwich==
In the world of branding the comsumer is King, while the brand is Cardinal Richelieu subtlety whispering lies into his ear, in order to control him and gain ever more power. 
==Brand Aid==
Brand Aids were controversial products released in the late 1990s. Disguised as bandaids, these products actually contained messages that were permanently left on a person's skin when they put one on. 
==See also==
*Willy Wonka
*Aunt Jemima
*Scientology
*Religion
*Self Promotion
*Sex
*Oyster card
*HowTo: Make an Infomercial
Category:Bastion of Corporate Evil
Category:Scams
Category:Working for 'The Man'
Break Up Letter

NOTICEEFFECTIVEIMMEDIATELY
***NOTIFICATION OF BREAK-UP***
	
Brian Montgomery
123 Fate St
PERSONAL
ATTN: Staci Loman
1432 Kitchenside Dr.
Probably like, Ohio
Dear Ms. Loman,
I know this information is coming at an inopportune time in your life; having a deaf sister is never an easy burden to bear. And I know that the recent C+ in Geometry has severely affected your relationship with your parents for the time being, leading to a terribly unfortunate loss of car-borrowing privileges. I also heard about your cat Chuckles. Again, I’m terribly sorry. However, I believe the time has come for us to see other people. Other people, as in absolutely not each other.
It’s not that I don’t love you. Actually no, I mean it is that I don’t love you. I definitely like you. Don’t get me wrong – I’ve rated the asses in this class, and you are definitely in my top 7. Maybe even top 4. Face not so much, but you’ve got a great ass going for you. And a personality (I think). Oh, and you’re smart. I know it's only C+ smart right now, but that’s sure to change before Senior year (if you’re still planning on going to Stetson, young lady). The point is, you’re not going to be working at Chili’s forever, and that’s got to be worth something.
I'm just acknowledging that we’ve seriously drifted apart – but more accurately, my eyes have seriously drifted, not necessarily apart, but more towards different asses. Asses which do not belong to you. And attached to some of those asses are nicer bodies than yours. And definitely nicer faces. Again, while I really do like you, I do have a car now, and I have been going to the mall, and the redhead at The GAP has really been expressing interest. You know I’ve always had a thing for redheads.
I want you to understand that I’ve almost enjoyed our time together, and not once has your sister’s hideous abnormality embarrassed me in public. I also really appreciate being included in family functions – sorry I had so much to drink last Thanksgiving, by the way. Tell Uncle Jeff I still plan on reimbursing him for the necessary repairs to his billiards room.
In short, please leave me alone for as long as humanly possible. I know it’ll be hard (I do own a mirror). 
Not really yours anymore,
Brian Montgomery
Former Boyfriend, Currently Eligible Bachelor
**PS – The video will NOT be going online, I promise. The only person who has even seen it is Rob. He liked it very much and agreed that you have a great ass.
Category:Articles written in the style of letters
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Romance
Category:FA Relationships
Category:FA Literature and writing
Breaking Shit

This article has been proven offensive to the AHB Mainly because they are whiny ass pussies, but thats besides the point...
Breaking Shit is a game played by the rich and "elite", members of the American Heirarchy of Badassness.
== Rules ==
The rules of Breaking Shit are simple, go around and smash things to the 12th power of 9. It is a common misconception that you break shit to the 12th power of 8 (thats smashing shit). Traditional implements for Breaking Shit included, just about any thing expensive, or belonging to your girlfriends rich-ass dad. Modern Shit Breakers however often use Breaking Chairs, Chairs especially designed to cause more pain on impact.
You get double points if you break expensive things, and you can be rewarded for killing your drunken friends with chairs, this move is often referred to as the frendimus murderus maximus, and can be traced back to the ancient sport. Its common, to see fights break out on the shit breaking court, due to general drunkeness, but the AHB encourages this.
== The Court ==
Shit Breaking courts vary in shape and size, and can be pretty much any area with enough shit to smash, and enough wattage to hook up a decent stereo. Indoor courts are more often seen because indoor shit has a tendency to cost more, and therefore breaking it improves chances for greater property damage.
== Origins ==
Breaking shit is thousands of years old and is often believed to have been started by the ancient romans, but was started by the Bart's, who were from the 7290's.
Breaking shit was originally called Smashimus maximus (not to be confused with Breakimus maximus the art of smashing shit), and was invented by wastedus maximus and Gaius Cassiuslerredspeech.
Breaking shit was originally only played by nobles and Queers (Roman soldiers) but was later adopted by the general population of rome. Until recently it went unplayed, until the invention of vodka and redbull revived the sport. The game currently requires vodka and redbull to be played, as modern idiots have lost the ability to enter a drunken rage through free will (except for a select few bastards). Many Pro-Shit Breakers have been known to partake in Kitten Huffing, before and after each game.
== Object ==
As was said in rules, you should go around and smash things, but to win the game you must break at least one of every other competitors bones, and shout "YeeeHaaww, im a fucking dipshit" before one of your bones is broken. If no one goes without a broken bone the winner is decided by whoever caused the most property damage (in units of American Dollars), in the event of a tie a winner is picked using the ancient method "Selection by Vodka".
== AHB ==
As has been stated the game is played by the American Heirachy of Badassness, or AHB. The AHB would have its own article, but it wouldn't be long enough and would probably end up huffed like a kitten. Games air every sunday, (apart from every 60th Sunday of a year, if it is the 2nd sunday of a month) on ESPN 1337.
== Famous ex-AHB Members ==
*George Dubya Bush
*Oscar Wilde
*Mel Gibson
*The Who
== See also ==
*Breaking Bad Wind
Category:Games
Breaking the fifth wall

Meaning Unknown, possibly relates to the term in theatre "The Fourth Wall", which is the imaginary wall between the actors and audience in musical stage productions. Therefore, "Breaking the Fifth Wall" would refer to an Actor falling through the floor and needing to return to the stage via the orchestra pit.
OR PERHAPS NOT! It was suggested by Courtney Love (during a speech about the heinous profiteering of the British East India Company) that "Breaking the Fifth Wall" actually refers to a strenuous personal hygiene routine of Captain Kidd.
==Is it safe?==
Breaking the fifth wall is generally not a good thing, as it is quite difficult to repair. Large quantities of boot laces are required.
In ancient times, breaking the fifth wall referred to the act of hordes of warriors breaking the walls of one's castle so they could steal the king's treasure. First they would have to break the first wall, then the second, and so forth until the fifth and final wall. Wizards were sometimes employed to keep the warriors at bay by confiscating their shoelaces.
In recent times, scientists have been conducting research in attempts to discover more walls. Some say that the next one could be the ceiling, if there is one available, but there isn't yet any wide consensus on this matter.
==Further Mysteries==
Yet another possibility for "Breaking The Fifth Wall" might refer to an actor in a glass studio who falls out of a window and squishes on the pavement below. Therefore the "Fifth Wall" would be a persons head.
Additionally, while not immediately related to film, "Breaking the Fifth Wall" refers to string theory as it applies to film plots, especially Independent films, where, should the cognitive abilities of the writer allow, expansive plots are tied together in inscrutable fashions to obscure plot-holes. While the plot holes are not actually removed, they are hidden in five-dimension Calibi-Yau spaces, which are themselves hidden in complex knots of reality. These knots only exist in "filmspace", a newly discovered 12th dimension. "Breaking the Fifth Wall" refers to mathematically proving a film is stupid by plotting the area of the obscuring Calibi-Yau space, allowing one to find the hole. Film students learn this technique at their fancy hoity-toity film schools by dissecting the seminal documentary Ghosts of Mars, which contains no less than five separate Calibi-Yau spaces as well as a triply-nested flashback sequence.
Category: FilmCategory: ScienceCategory:Theatre
Breastfeeding

Breastfeeding is the activity of nourishing the female reproductive organs shortly after giving birth. It can only be performed for a limited period of time due to the physiological changes unique to human pregnancy and has thus far not been successfully synthesized.
It is a highly controversial act because often the newborn would be fed to the hungry bust, claimed to “being the only way to make it stop.” Since much is still to be learned about the breastfeeding phenomenon, news-agencies have dubbed it “the new euthanasia” because of the lack of clear stance political parties are willing to take on it. A movie set for release early 2007 is confident to bring guidance.
==History==
The first documented case goes back to 1987, when a woman held a detailed daily journal during and for a short period after her pregnancy. Next to the usual morning sicknesses, mood swings and erratic radio-active convulsions, the Chernobyl resident explains how her chestal region started kicking the baby back once she was 7 months along the way.
Despite the presence of a group of scientists during labor (it was the first birth in Tchernobyl after "the incident"), it seems the matter of a cannibalistic bosom was side-tracked and forgotten until a much later date.
==Breastfeeding in popular culture==
From a recent survey performed on 1,500 14 to 20 year-olds by the University of Some Place Or Other, it seems that only 35% of the population are aware of the existence of breastfeeding. Out of those that were, 67% thought it was another internet joke and didn't buy it for a second. 81% of those subsequently maintained that it was a hoax, pointing out where the mistakes were in "the obvious Photoshop". However, after 25 seconds of trying to find Waldo, no less than 73% of this group flinched when a breastfeeder and an appropriate soundtrack popped on out of the blue. This left surveyors with such a smug feeling; they decided to raise breastfeeding awareness by utilizing a similar ad-format (fluffy bunnies in a meadow suddenly and horrifically devoured by a breast headed wolf).
The paper ad simply had images of the fluffy bunnies on one page with the request to shout a lengthy profanity and turn the page over after 45 seconds.
As one can speculate, the desired effect was not reached every time.
==See Also==
*Boobies
Category:PLS Entry August 2006
Category:Boobage
*Vagina dentata