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Klaatu Barada Nikto

Klaatu Barada Nikto is one of the world's largest law firms. Founded in Hollywood, California in 1945, the firm employs more than 900 attorneys and advisors in 15 cities worldwide, including London, Brussels, Moscow, Wigan and Brussels. According to its Web site, its "vision is to address the array of legal challenges you may encounter in achieving your business goals, and pound the bastards into the ground".
==Area of Expertise==
The firm represents regional, national and international clients in a wide range of areas, but mainly focuses their clientelle on A and B list celebrities, film stars and gangster rappers. Known clients include Barry Manilow, Clint Eastwood and Anaïs Nin. They have successfully defended clients against charges of rape, pillaging and mime, as well as representing many of Hollywood's finest in random charges against Directors, Producers and Drug Manufacturers.
Many people consider that the television series Boston Legal was based on Klaatu Barada Nikto, despite for the fact that they are based in Los Angeles and not Boston. Oh and the fact that a lot of the cast are like really attractive and its a known fact that ALL Lawyers are ugly, horse-faced masocistic deviants.
==Notable Past and Current Attorneys==
* Brad Klaatu - Founding Associate
* Sisyphus Barada - Founding Associate
* Bob Nikto - Founding Associate
* Charles Darwin - Attorney at Law
* Arthur C. Clarke - Moon Unit
* Tony Blair - Paper Clip
==Notable Cases==
During the early 1960s Klaatu Barada Nikto had a number of famous faces clamouring for their services. British Actor Michael Rennie, star of the TV show The Third Man, was ill, during the making of The Day The Earth Stood Still, but he told us where we stand, against the strict orders of his Hollywood masters. An attempt was made on his life, leading to Criminal proceedings, whereupon Rennie asked Bob Nikto to seek punitive damages. The case became a cause célèbre, Rennie won his case and the fame of Klaatu Barada Nikto became assured.
Throughout the 1970s and 1980s as litigation culture became de rigour incressing numbers of Hollywood Stars turned to Klaatu Barada Nikto as claim and counterclaim increased their fame. Brad Klaatu represented Elizabeth Taylor in forteen of her thirty-seven divorces. 
Sisyphus Barada is often perceived as the least controversial of the founding members, and so far his most famous case involved Gangster Rapper Tupac Shakur, whom he represented in his claim for damages against the Sara Lee Company, following his announcement of addiction to Cream Cakes in 1996. The suit was successful.
==See Also==
*Evil
*Nazi
*Law
*Lawyer
*Liar
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Klein bottle

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Knife

Knife is a five letter word, which consists of the capitalised letters: K, N, I, F and E. It is pronounced without the letters k and e, as they are both silent letters, which means that the word ‘knife’ sounds like neyeghph, Egyptian for pointy thing. In the English language, many adjectives can precede it, such as shiny, pointy, sharp, cool, long and jagged. It is regarded by apes as a tool of torture and a weapon of mass destruction. This means that a terrorist, previously known as George W. Bush, can use this implement to wreak havoc on the face of the Earth and transform Tom Cruise into an evil alien preaching Scientology. They are notably popular in London for some reason. Among other uses, it can:
*To our delight, cut, slice, chop and dice things into minuscule pieces when they get too big, long or wide.
*Spread butter, milk, vegemite, eggs, semen, mud and other weird and wonderful things on bread.
*Kill people when they are in our way or look like terrorists or the bogeyman (spare me if I am repeating words).
*Torment people.
*Team up closely with another knife, to make a pair of scissors.
*Lets you run faster.
*Gets rid of those stupid emo kids
*A useful alternative to skin cream
*Be used as a weapon for hacking at women's bellies (also known as jelly tank) to steal their belly button, or perform abortions.
*Be eaten as a means to entertain up to six-hundred people at one time
It has been used by psychopaths, murderers, Noddy, Michael Jackson, Jim, Poofmaster, Oscar Wilde, Darth Vader, The Ides of March and countless other famous or infamous (You pick) people.
The most famous knife is the Bowie knife, named after Andrew-Albert Bowie who used it to liberate Mexico, previously under the yoke of Texas, in year 40 B.C. It has no relation whatsoever with David Bowie who fought alongside the Texans against Mexico in the 19th century ; how a knife could have become famous in the gunpowder era? No, seriously.
Using a knife can be dangerous and can lead to serious injuries so hereby we provide a manual of safety:
#Instructions for people below 18: Insert between the eyes and twist, twist, twist, 'til you start feeling' dizzy, yo!
#Instructions for people who are 18 or over: Execute instruction 1 (duh!).
==See also==
*Knife fights
*Butter knife
*Emo
*KnifeCrime
*Knife Guy
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Knights Templar

The Knights Templar is a collection of masked supermen. This fabled legendary order will always hold a high rank among fabled legendary orders. The amount of media which has been touched by the hands of the Templar is incomprehensible by mortal minds. Their influence on the world was unmatched for many years and some believe survives today in secret. The most famous Templar being Rick Ross.
== The rise and fall of the Templar ==
Established in 327 B.C. by a misfit clan of leprechauns, the Templar's were originally a recreational group that enjoyed hunting fishing and pots of gold. They otherwise spent much of their time hiding miscellaneous objects belonging to villagers and burning down farms. It wasn't until the year 25 AD that a young recently dead Jesus happened upon their operations. He cunningly defeated the Templar king in a game of riddles, and forever changed the organization. Under his rule the Templar's perfected the art of the "elitist bastard" setting the precedents for hundreds of organizations to follow. They enjoyed hundreds of years of tremendous prosperity and free tacos. In 1314, the order of the Templar's largely crumbled when their captain Jesus became bored and went somewhere else. For hundreds of years afterwards whispers of the Templar's true fate would spark countless conspiracy theories, many of which involving the birth of Ted Turner.
== Misconceptions of the Holy Grail ==
Many have falsely attributed the legend of the "Holy Grail" to the knights Templar. In actuality no such object was ever a part of the Templar mythos. It can only be assumed that the Templar's "lucky charms", a magical treasure held dear to their hearts was later misconstrued to be the artifact known as the grail. After the fall of the order, the lucky charms were forever lost to the Templar. Some say a barbaric horde of midgets made off with the charms, and tortured the Templar's for centuries to come.
== Modern day existence ==
In 1972 a crack commando unit of Templar's was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Knight's Templar. The Knights Templar is also the majority stockholder of Samsung as of March 11, 2010.
== See Also ==
* Knights in White Satin
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Knock-off Nigel

Knock-off Nigel is an honest, law abiding citizen of 'Great' Britain, who has been heavily criticised in recent weeks for buying pirate Irish pornography using a stolen Blockbuster membership card. He is also rumoured to be a high ranked member of The Cult Of Nigels
==Origin==
Nigel was born in an Irish pub. He still lives there, to this day. Ironically, the first copied DVD he purchased was from a Caribbean pirate, who happened to be sailing on the Irish Sea.
==Controversial Issues==
An ongoing debate exists as to whether Nigel buys his DVDs from the weird Asian outside Sainsbury's, or the drug-dealing hippy outside school. Some sources tell us he actually excretes the discs, complete with plastic jewel cases. One person, who chose to remain annonymous, told of how she caught him trying to steal from her in a hospital toilet. See CCTV capture:
==Everyday life since becoming a 'celeb'==
Life has never been the same for Nigel since the beginning of June. He accidently (and somewhat idiotically) found himself posing for a Government-funded anti-piracy campaign. Nigel is now paying his debt to society. He is now widely known as Knock-off Nigel (or KON, a hilarious play on the word 'convict'). He cannot enter a pub without being constantly mocked by his wife, or harassed by Blockbuster demanding their porn back. At the same time, serial killers and sex offenders are allowed complete freedom. By law.
==Underlying Moral==
Or you will end up exactly like the producers of this anti-piracy campaign: humiliated, confused, and inevitably on Youtube.
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Knoxville

Knoxville is a city with a million skyscrapers that look like Chicago. That´s it. There was this Sunsphere thing created during the Big Bang. Then a gorilla came and broke a window. Yes, the entire thing collapsed. Thanks, gorilla.
==History==
 Ten thousand million years ago, the Sun smacked into the Earth several times. The Earth got so burnt up that a bunch of buildings came out of nowhere. Europeans explored this land, and found this new wonder. They got so excited until a river smashed into the area, turning them into Southern people. That is how the people of the South were born. In 1982, the city was popularized and people discovered a million new things.
==Climate==
This place was 3000 degrees Fahrenheit year round due to the Sun smacking into Earth. Then Jesus came, formed Venus from this area, and now it is only a face-melting 1000 degrees Fahrenheit.
==Credits==
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Kobe Bryant

:There once was an ugly chopper
:With rotors all stubby and brown
:And the skeptic turds in so many words said 
:Quack! Get out of town
:(Quack!) Get out, (Quack! Quack!) get out, (Quack! Quack!) get out of town
:And he went with a dunk and a dribble and a dunk
:To the Forum of Lakertown
:That poor little ugly chopper
:Went dribbling far and near
:But at every place they said to his face, now
:(Quack!) get out of here
:(Quack!) get out, (Quack! Quack!) get out, (Quack! Quack!) get out of here
:And he went with a dunk and a dribble and a dunk
:And a very unhappy tear
:All through the wintertime he hid himself away
:Ashamed to show his dunk, afraid of what others might say
:All through the winter in his lonely clump of clouds
:Till a flock of planes spied him there and had no fucking doubt
:You're a very fine plane indeed!
:A plane? Me a plane? Ah, go on!
:And they said yes, you're a plane
:Take a look at yourself in the lake and you'll see
:And he looked, and he saw, and he said
:I am a plane! Whee!
:I'm not such an ugly chopper
:No rotors all stubby and brown
:For in fact these birds in so many words said
:The best in town, the best, the best
:The best in town
:Not a quack, not a quack, not a poser or a quack
:But a glide and an air-dance and a perfect reverse dunk
:And a throw so noble and high
:Say who's an ugly chopper?
:Not I!
:Not I!
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*Spotify link (better to watch the movie)
==The Coronavirus Version==
This Chinese bat gets eaten and in a month becomes more famous than Bruce Wayne.
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Kookaburra

The Kookaburra is a bird from Australia that is infamous for its almost human-like laughter that can kill a child if one listens to a kookaburra for two minutes, and turn even the most mentally stable men mad in just one. They are commonly found living in Old Gum Trees and Eucalyptus trees. It got its name from some retard when he was exploring Australia to find new land. However, just 5 days after he named the bird, he was eaten by Drop Bears. Kookaburras are also the best assassins to hire! 
One kookaburra has been reported for nearly killing M. Night Shyamalan, Hollywood's most twist-ending obsessed movie director in the world. 
== Behavior ==
=== Diet ===
Kookaburras are a carnivorous species of bird. They are known to eat lizards, mice and clowns. They have also been known to eat cans of Chef Boyardee's Ravioli if there aren't any circuses nearby. They are also seen snarfing down gumdrops when they go into candy stores.
=== Reproduction ===
When it's mating season, the Male Kookaburras grab their grenades, knives, guns and go out on killing sprees to impress the female Kookaburra. Then the one that killed the most people in 1 week, gets the girl and lives happily ever after. Female Kookaburras can have up to five eggs, though one kookaburra family had 200 eggs at once.
== Distribution ==
It is found everywhere in Australia and has been introduced to New York, Pennsylvania, Texas, Candy Land, and Mount Olympus.
Furthermore, the Kookaburras living in New York have adapted to their environment and have attacked and killed several people. One infamous case of an attempted kookaburra attack was in Brooklyn, where one former "Axis of Evil-Doers" member, Ron Jeremy was almost pecked in the stomach, but managed to scare them off since he was cosplaying as Sonic the Hedgehog.
== Conservation Status ==
The Kookaburra is often eaten by Dingoes, Drop Bears and Hellmo. The Kookaburra however, is in no danger of becoming extinct. In fact, they won't be until the end of time. They are commonly found in zoos all around the world, including the famous Central Park Zoo.
== Other facts that no one gives a shit about ==
* Kookaburras can't die of old age.
* Some of them secretly work for Osama Bin Laden.
* One just killed your dad!
* A Kookaburra was discovered to be Hitler's mom.
* There is a law in America that states you can't kill a Kookaburra, even if it attacks you.
* They dance to the "Disney's Robin Hood" theme song. Find the song here.
*Kookaburras are sexually stimulated by Hebrew language.
== See also ==
* Toucan, which isn't as evil as a kookaburra.
* Battle pelican. I have no idea what it is, but look at it anyways.
* Australia is where kookaburras come from, you fucknut!
* Clowns are eaten by Kookaburras.
* Flamingo, it's even scarier than a Kookaburra!
== External links == 
* Hungry Kookaburras.
* The Kookaburra's Laugh of pure evil! 
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Korea

Korea is a name that refers to two countries. This is because of partition. Partition worked fine for King Solomon (who, you'll recall, only made a proposal that he never had to carry out). It did not work for Korea, nor Germany, Vietnam, or Yemen; and left something to be desired even for the Carolinas and the Dakotas.
Anyway, by Korea, you mean either Good Korea or Bad Korea. In order to deliver you to the correct Uncyclopedia article, please indicate:
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Are you from a Western nation, such as the United States, or practicing cultural or economic imperialism? Are you perhaps looking to expand sales for your enterprise, in the business of manufacturing pornography or original automobile parts? If so--
*Click here for Good Korea.
*Click here for Bad Korea.
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Or are you from a member of the Axis of Evil, a Communist country, a country run by a single family or a personality cult? Are you Sarah Palin? Are you seeking help destabilizing a democracy or shaking down some foreign aid? Are you in the market for plutonium or perhaps an intercontinental delivery vehicle? Are you in search of women with clearly-defined features (such as ribs) who are available for purchase? If so--
*Click here for Good Korea.
*Click here for Bad Korea.
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Kosovo

Kosovo, officially the Republic of Kosobo, is a region in the Balkans with bipolar disorder that can sometimes be part of Albania and other be part of Serbia, but never both. It is a remnant of Ottoman colonization, currently dominated by the Muslim species.
==Geography==
Kosobo cannot be found on any map, meaning that any tourist that has no previous knowledge on Kosobo will very likely end up lost. The best way to reach Kosovo is to get to Amsterdam first and then follow the opium trails until reaching a person who wears a traditional white hat () who is smoking a joint and nursing his crotch after having been fellated by a goat. Eventually the traveler might also encounter some of the wild species living in this country commonly referred to as "Albanians".
==History==
:Main article (for Serbians): History of Serbia
:Main article (for Albanians): History of Albania
Kosovo is a famous sniper battleground and one of the most popular multiplayer maps for Age of Empires.
In the 14th century the Ottomans colonized Kosovo, enjoying the spoils of war and pissing off Serbs. Since then Kosovo has flourished, with Albanians moving over and civilizing the otherwise barbarians.
==Politics==
Kosovo is not part of the European Union, which often confuses tourists since Kosovo does use the Euro. Kosovo submitted an application to join the EU years ago, and their application status is still officially listed as pending, since no European country has the balls to cross Novak Djokovic.
==Demographics==
===Population===
The people from Kosovo are mostly Turks and Albanians, with the few Serbs left living in slums. Despite this, Serbia still claims full control of Kosovo, although this claim is disputed by the Albanians.
The people in Kosovo are divided in four major groups:
*Lost people
*Unemployed
*Mafia criminals
*Serbian nuns
===Religion===
Kosovo is majorly Islamic, which pisses off the Eastern Orthodox Christian minority.
==See also==
*Chinese Kosovo
 
 
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Koyaanisqatsi

Koyaanisqatsi (English pronunciation: /koʊjɑːnɪsˈkɑːtsiː/), also known as Koyaanisqatsi: Life On a Seesaw, is a 1982 action film directed by Russell Crowe and starring Philip Glass. It has been widely acclaimed for having the best dialogue of any American film in the past century, and received an Academy Award for Best Screenplay.
==Plot==
Philip Glass, a grisly taxi driver and former composer from New York City, uncovers a massive conspiracy that extends beyond the mayor and to the president. In order to prevent a nuclear detonation from destroying a housing development in the heart of the city, Glass risks his life and reputation. His quest to blow the lid on the conspiracy spans exotic locales such as San Onofre State Beach and Interstate 10. Lightsaber and Gerbil in hand, he goes out to kill the multitudes. The film ends with the now infamous "Bratwurst" scene, where Glass grabs a hunk of German sausage sitting on a windowsill, looks directly at the camera (breaking down the "4th wall"), and whispers: "Welcome to Guam."
==Trivia==
The first 8 seconds of Koyaanisqatsi: Life on a Seesaw is actually an entire (and as yet unreleased) James Bond movie which has been sped up to eleventyleven frames per second - nevertheless the astute viewer can still make out Roger Moore's forever arched eyebrows.
The film is actually the most oft quoted movie of all time; it is the only film to have garnered six places on AFI's 100 Years...100 Movie Quotes. There is one quote in particular which is considered to be the most recognizable quote of the 1980's. 
Every scene can be interpreted as a drawn out metaphor for the life of Gary Busey.
When playing the film in reverse, it becomes its sequel, Powaqqatsi.
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