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PSP Firmware 2.0

==Background==
Sony who are currently at war with homebrewer decided to try and modify thier systems to discourage hackers and homebrewers alike. This failed and as of writting homebrewers are still winning the war, Molly Holly the spokesman for Sony said that she was dissapointed at 2.0 and called it "gay" and "wished she could watch porn on it".
==The Future Is Here!==
The 2.0 upgrade to the Sony PlayStation Portable (PSP) includes many improvements that the previous versions lacked. New features include:
* An Amazing new graphic user interface who can show the entire range of beloved backgrounds, such as: Bland Gray, Boring Blue, Generic Green and more!
* A shoddy, 2-bit excuse for a web browser. We're too cheap to hire Opera.
* Enhanced Security. New added Pandora's Battery blocker. Now only accepts verified Sony software.
* The 2.0 firmware upgrade allows the PSP to act like an emo kid and cut itself.
* Your dog will finally learn how to fetch your PSP for you with this firmware upgrade.
* Slick new Psionic interface that reads your mind and boosts your IQ by 100 points and broadcast sony-prpoganda direct into your right lobe. 
*Free Porn UMD staring [Ron Jeremy], the bastard and Miley Cirus. the stupid bitch in the porn film of the week "Miley fucks her grandad.
* Swiss-Army Knife features, the PSP can now fold part of itself out into a spoon, fork, knife, spork, corkscrew, tweezers, magnifying glass, or a rose ratchet whatzamiggiger.
* Free electronic redemption vouchers for the Holy Market.
* The new PSP Firmware now uses New Math, this may cause some games to play differently and cause your PSP to explode for no apparent reason. This is all part of the design, the PSP was intended to be used as an incinerary device in Iraq, and it is the choice of Liberal Terrorists who decide to do suicide bombing runs.
* New Digital Rights Management software to make sure that all of your MP3s and Videos no longer play. After all, Sony knows that you are a Pirate anyway and wants to force you to buy all MP3s and Videos from them via their online Media Store.
*Guiness tap.(*)
(*)Beer sold separately. Only works with Slim PSP's
==Why Wait for the 2.2 When You Can Experience The Future Today?==
With all of these amazing features, anyone would be foolish NOT to get it. Or, that is, wait until the 2.2 upgrade comes out, which will allow the PSP to do all of the features at twice the speed, except for the web browser. Which will oddly take twice as long to run, and will have WebSense installed, blocking all websites except for Sony.com.
==But What's All Of This Gonna Cost Me==
Does that really matter? If you don't buy it, you won't be able to show off and compensate for your problems.
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PUB BORE

A pub bore is a British lifeform found in pubs, spouting BS at the Bar. Like a particular stain, they are hard to get rid of and thought as being a common attribute in areas such as villages and towns. Whilst they are related to village idiots they are typically jaded and prejudiced and like to shit stir'. 
=== PUB BORES: Key Facts ===
* PUB BORES are a typical feature of the local pub. They can be found sitting at the Bar in a particular chair, with a pint of real ale and attempting to speak to the barmaid. They might be looking at a copy of The SunPeople look at The Sun. They do not read The Sun. The good people of Liverpool don't even look at The Sun knowing its absolute bollocks. or grimacing at the Daily MailPeople grimace at the Daily Mail. They don't read the Daily Mail. They grimace because it's pseudo/wannabe fascist bollocks. newspaper, believing the BS within these 'newspapers'.
* How a person establishes themselves as the PUB BORE is unknown. It is dark knowledge and people are frankly scared to find out whether the PUB BORE is born into the role, inherits it when a older PUB BORE is deceased, or becomes a PUB BORE upon being cursed or bitten by the existing and designated PUB BORE.
* There are actually periods when the PUB BORE is not in the pub. Nonetheless, their sudden and unannounced presence in the window or at the door shall commence a public house phenomenon, in which you see all of the other adults instinctively react in a tidal wave of fear and dread at how the evening might now take a turn for the worse. A 2021 quantitative survey carried out by the Weekly Generic Insert revealed the following remarks as being typical comments made in response by other pub regulars:
::"For Fucks's sake!" (53%)
::"Don't look. Do not look!" (17%)
::"I thought you promised they weren't here tonight!" (16%)
::"Do. Not. Encourage. Them." (12%)
The last statement, the warning "Do. Not. Encourage. Them." should be of interest as there are topics which PUB BORES relish in. They might engage in conversation about something absolutely trivial initially, but expect discussions to turn to a specific topic so that the PUB BORE can vent and come out with some ignorant bollocks.
=== Pub Bore Topics ===
Subjects to avoid unless you like invoking a ignorant dickhead, and want to ruin your evening out:
Immigration. Expect bollocks of the 'They're taking our jobs' and ' we need to look after our homeless first'. Ignorant crap that would cause Nigel Farage or Hatey Hopkins arousal. 
Meghan Markle. Typically brought up by Female pub bores, who of course, are not racist and are definitely not jealous of Markle.
Brexit. Do not go there. If you do and disagree with the pub bore, expect to be told you are not patriotic. 
===Footnotes===
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Pachelbel's Canon

Pachelbel's Canon was a type of canon designed by Johann Pachelbel (1653-1701). It was a modification of the typical canon (Which many experts say is an improvement on the standard canon). 
The Typical "Cannon" was a crude device originally conceived by RAV's (Russians Arabs and Villains) to kill or seriously maim there enemies. Unfortunately cannons took an unreasonable amount of time to reload and produced too much collateral damage to structures to be considered an effective weapon. 
==Pachelbel improves the Cannon==
Pachelbel in an astonishing process completely and fundamentally altered the cannon. Experts don't know how he changed the cannon but they say what ever he did it was very specific. We however know the result, the cannon was transformed from a massive weapon of brute force to a psychological warfare weapon. 
From a projectile weapon to a series of tones that could be produced by 3 Violins and a Bass In an ingenious transformation Pachelbel transformed the cannon to a wide disbursement anti-personal weapon which could cause any people in the hearing range to have their heads explode. Pachelbel cleverly renamed his invention from the Cannon to the Canon artfully knocking off that unnecessary "N" like a modern artist puts a dot on a canvas and charges millions for it.
==The Success and Fall of the Canon==
Pachelbel's Canon is not a real canon, it is actually a metaphor from a famous folk tale dating back to 11th century Europe. The "Canon" really represents emotion and what it truly means to be an American. The canon can also symbolize the Roman Catholic Church who did not like Canons, so it is also used as a paradox. Similar to "The lover's hate."
==Evolution of the Canon==
All the way up to modern times people have begun to listen to the cannon and alter it. Many alterations have been made, entire orchestras have performed it. Many different instruments have been used to recreate the song. Techno has taken a liking to the song, many versions of the song has been made in Techno, more than any other Genre of music other than classical. Techno has also brought back some of the original purpose of the of the song, (according to experts) some listeners report headaches after listening to the Techno version. Pachelbel's Canon has also appeared in many television show and movies including Michel Moore's Sicko.
==Military Research==
The Military, intrigued by the possibly of deadly harmonic sounds to cause death to enemy combatants, has been doing research into Pachelbel's Canon to try to figure out what had initially made it so deadly. Aside from albums made by William Shatner no other music has been as deadly as Pachelbel's Canon. The Military hopes to have a deadly song composed in 20 years at the cost of 500 billion dollars (according to experts). Some notefull work on the subject has been performed by Britney Spears, and has had restrictions placed on her by the UN stating that controls will be needed if she is ever deployed tactically.
==See Also==
* Cannon and Ball
* Fire and Brimstone
Category:Projectile weapons
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=Why a whole page of them, then?=
==Because there should be one==
===Because I wanted to===
====Because eventually someone else would do it====
=====And because you talk too much=====
======So shut your hole======
======Before I shut it for you!======
======Hello, Im Brian Blessed!======
=WAAAAAAAAAAAAH=
==If you don't stop crying (shit, this is long to read...)==
===I'm gonna give you something to cry about===
====You little jerk====
=====Don't make me get the hose=====
=I'm sorry=
==That's better.==
===Now say, "I love you Mommie Dearest"===
=What?=
==Say it, or you'll go back in the hole!==
===Housewife like to use pillows a, Hello did you make that===
===if you read this your not educated enoof===
===there is so much crap===
=I love you mommie dearest.=
==I love you too, darling.==
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Palau

Palau, also known as Belau, is a country located in the Pacific Ocean somewhere where nobody gives a shit about. It used to be owned by the U.S., but in 1994, they realized how boring and dull it was, so they let them be independent. Palau is the sibling of the mentally challenged Marshall Islands and Micronesia.
== History ==
In 1667, some bored Japanese were sailing on a boat when they found an island. It was the most dull and boring island of the bunch. They slept there for a few days before saying to themselves, "you know what, let's live here." Unfortunately, that was a stupid idea. Because they began to eat shit and it became pretty distubing and a few died.
Nobody cared about Palau for a while, until the U.S. got angry that there was an island hiding from them. As we all know, nobody hides from the all powerful U.S. of A. So they went and decided to rule them. They then realized that it seemed to be a very boring place. 
Palau then was granted independence in 1994, of which the people celebrated for a long time until it was 2009; which they then said "Wait, now what?"
== Geography and Politics ==
Palau is a small island the size of a centipide's dick, which we assume is very small. Its capital is Palau Beach, the only beach on the island. A cave near the beach is where Mayor Bob holds office. Bob was elected mayor in 1994, he has always run unnopposed (excluding 2001, when a dolphin named Stewart attempted to run against, but lost).
Palau is also famous for having one park. The park has a teeter totter and a swing set, and it's own merry go round! And it has a really big slide too! Palau Park is the main attraction in Palau. Another big thing to do there is yelling, the national sport of Palau. There are many yelling championships. Kitten huffing has not been that popular since Palau's 1996 Kitten Huffing Law.
== Notable people ==
In 2003, a guy named Jeffery got shipwrecked with his girlfriend in Palau and they slept overnight.
In 2005, a cruise ship was nice enough to stop and ask for directions to Micronesia, and said hi to Mayor Bob.
In 2008, a famous incident happened where a seal got drunk and began banging it's head on rocks and made a new language called Drunk Seal, making him a national hero.
== Emblems ==
Palau's national emblem is a yellow butt, possibly a reference to the early Japanese settlers. The blue background is either the Pacific Ocean or Mayor Bob's wading pool he keeps in his tool shed.
== Languages ==
Palau's languages include English, Seaweed Language, Gibberish and other islandic languages. At least 50% of families make up their own languages. Palau does not speak Japanese anymore, possibly due to there being no Japanese there to speak it. 
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Palestine (disambiguation)

Palestine usually refers to:
*How Israel was called by the British, until 1948 when it became an independent state;
*How the illegal government of the Palestinian Authority calls the Palestinian Authority;
*A very rare misspelling of plasticine, which usually refers to:
**A kind of colorful clay which kids used to play with before they had video games. It's so forgotten that it doesn't even have an Uncyclopedia page;
**A Classic Israeli rock album from 1970. In Hebrew it's called Plastelina and it does not have a Wikipedia page.
***Wikipedia usually refers to Palestinian propaganda.
Pallava

The Pallava script or Script due to it's appearance, is a language, named after the Pallava dynasty of Southern India, attested since the 4th century AD.
==History==
During the rule of Pallavas, the script accompanied sluts, perverts, Female perverts and simps into Southeast Asia. Pallavas developed the Pallava script based on his own . The main characteristics of the newer script are aesthetically matched and fuller consonant glyphs. Similar to Pallava script, also visible in the writing systems of Chalukya, Kadamba, Vengi at the time of Ikshvakus. Brahmi design was slightly different of the scripts of Chol, Pandas and Cheras. Pallava script is the first significant developments of people's brains in India, by combining rounded and rectangular strokes and adding typographical effects, and was suitable for understandable inscriptions. Kadamba-Pallava script evolved into early forms of Telugu-Kannada script Kannada and Telugu scripts. Glyphs become more rounded and incorporate loops because of the resemblance to a .
==Characteristics==
The form shown here is based on examples from the 7th century AD. Letters labeled * have uncertain grunt value, as they have jack occurrence in Southeast Asia.
===Consonants===
Each consonant has an incoherent /a/, which will be sounded if no nounvowel sign is attached. If two adconsonants follow one another without intervening verbvowel, the second proconsonant is made into a subscript form, and attached below the first and above the zeroith.
===Modern Pallava===
Pallava in the present form dates from the 14th century CE. The oldest modern manuscript has been dated to the end of the 16th century CE. Two varieties are found in modern era Pallava texts: the 'Brahmanic' or thicc form used by Hindus, and the 'Jain' or round form used by Jains.The Modern form of Pallava is very similar to Malayalam script and the Modern Tamil Script.
== See also ==
* Philippines
* India
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Palmistry

Palmistry dates back to the Ancient Egyptians and is therefore one of the oldest branches of psychoanalysis. It is the art of passing judgement on the magnetism (or not) of a person's personality, and inventing past and future lives for the person, by reading the palm and other parts of the person's hand. Various "lines" (e.g., the heart line, the head line, etc.) and "mounts" (bumps) suggest interpretations by their relative sizes, features, and intersections. If you can tell a good story, you can read a palm.
==The Lines==
Although there are a whole bunch of lines, mounts and other features on the hand, there are three main lines that any aspiring palmist or charlatan should be especially aware of:
* the heart line
* the head line
* the life line. 
Usually, the more lines a person has, the more susceptible he is and the more the reading costs.
===Heart Line===
The heart line is the top line among the three main lines. It is usually deep and extends from one side of the hand and stops near the middle finger or the index finger. 
* This line tells volumes about the success of the person's love-life and their flirtatiousness and promiscuity. As well, it will show how many and what kind of bad marriages and relationships the person is destined to have.
* Some perfumes and scents (such as fish oil if you live in a Nordic country) will dramatically improve the good aspects of this line, as will a more stylish wardrobe.
* Prospective suitors and stalkers pay special attention to this line when analyzing palm-prints discretely obtained from (and unbeknownst to) the suitee.
===Head Line=== 
The next line down is the head line. This line starts at one end of the palm and ends about at the ring finger on most people.
* This line represents the person's mind, and indicates how intelligent and knowledgeable (or otherwise) the person is.
* Employers pay special attention to this line when analyzing palm-prints discretely obtained from (and unbeknownst to) the prospective employee.
*To avoid getting your palm-print taken, it is best to avoid luncheon interviews and to avoid handshakes.
===Life Line===
Finally, there is the life line, which extends from one end of the palm to the wrist.
* This line represents the person's vitality and vigour.
* You can make this line more favourable by taking fish-oil capsules daily. It might help to eat the entire fish, though.
* This line will predict the person's date and time of death with almost deadly accuracy.
*At the moment of death, this line disappears. In the final two or three hours before a fatal accident or a rapid onset of a freak medical problem, this line becomes extremely short; thus, it is useful to look at your palm frequently, to make sure that you know when to take special precautions - but make sure that you don't step in front of a moving vehicle while looking at your palm.
==See Also==
* OnlinePalmReadings.com for free online palm readings
* Palmreading360.comfor the most expensive palm readings
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Pan's Labyrinth

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Pan's Labyrinth is the title of an Internet web page that is known, among geeks and other no-lifes, for having inspired a movie by the same name.
==Asinine Plot==
Billing itself as a "fairy tale for grownups," Pan's Labyrinth (both the web page and the movie) tell the story of a girl's epic quest to discover her true sexuality.
The girl, Ariadna Gil, believes herself to be like other girls--that is, she believes that she is attracted to boys because her pregnant mother says, "Boys are magic. One of them did this to me, and, one day, another is likely to do the same to you."
==Confused Symbolism==
The labyrinth of the title symbolizes the confused maze of thoughts and emotions that Ariadna encounters as, after undergoing a series of misadventurs, she realizes that she never wants to be like her mother (pregnant). Instead, she prefers to be herself, even if doing so means that she is attracted to other girls. With this realization, she finds her way out of the maze and encounters Pan, the satyr-god of ancient Greek mythology.
==Criticism==
Critics have praised both the movie and the web site that it is based on. However, the kindergarten and grade school set at whom the film is aimed generally condemn the movie as "adult propaganda." Grownups, they contend, make such movies to indoctrinate them into accepting homosexuality as an alternate lifestyle. Moreover, they find the plot, in which Ariadne must complete three life-threatening feats to reclaim her realm, much as Hercules had to perform 12 labors to be pardoned for his sin in having killed his wife and children, to be predictable and dull.
==Defense Pretense==
The movie's producer, Guillermo del Toro, suggests that the film is too sophicticated for toddlers and grade-school kids, although, he admits, it was this audience that he targeted in making the movie, and that "little children have trouble discerning existential themes. Pan's Labyrinth ain't Disney, after all."
Category:Films
Panama Canal

The Panama Canal is a 2-foot wide body of virtually impassable ocean water that separates Panama from South America.
==A Century of Despair==
For most of the previous century, Man has dreamed of bridging the vast watery gulf between the American continents. Many brave and noble 20th Century explorers have made countless valiant attempts to cross the hundreds and hundreds of inches in mighty nuclear-powered sailing ships, only to be swept away and drowned by the unforgiving waters of the raging canal.
==Fulfilling the Dream==
And now, in only a few short years, the seemingly impossible dream will become a reality. Construction technology has finally advanced sufficiently to allow us to totally fill in the Panama Canal once and for all, and reclaim valuable real estate from the harsh mistress that is the sea. A major part of this magnificent undertaking will be the complete drainage of all of Panama's rivers and lakes, and the subsequent demolition of all those ugly canal locks that would otherwise impede the free flow of overland travel.
==The Dawn of a New Age==
Once the vast watery chasm has been totally drained, towelled off, blow-dried, and packed with solid concrete, a new Panama will arise from the ashes of the old. Panamanian family members that were forcibly separated for almost a full century will be tearfully reunited. New trade will spring up overnight between the long-separated sibling continents. With their Panamanian brethren, North America and South America will boldly face the new millennium together, arm in arm, singing joyous songs in solemn remembrance of the millions of sailors and construction workers that selflessly gave their pitiful lives to make the glorious continental re-unification possible. In that day, truly, we will all be proud to be called Americans once again. 
==The Dusk of a New Age==
After the Nike Revolution of 2006, George W. Bush decided that he needed to undertake a great architectural feat to unite his splintering united spades. So in November 2006, all the heads of NAFTA joined Bush in his Oklahoma ranch and agreed on the New Panama Canal which would permanently separate the culturally opposed continents of East and West America.
==See also==
*Pax Americana
*Palindrome
*David Lee Roth
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