Israelcube/Relationships

==Friends (חברים/khaverim)==
* USAball - Best friend. Gib weapons, and don't forget some shekels. Ani return technology, medicine and weapons. Also America, please no gib information a classified to Russiaball. That information was only for sharings between you, me, and all of ha-allies. It also doesn't recognize Palestineball.
** - I'm actually trying to establish relations with Pale—
** - W h a t d i d y o u j u s t s a y ?
** - I said noting ;)
* Azerbaijanball - Anyone who dislikes Iranball is a friend of mine! Even if kebab themselves. take that nuclear Iranball! Best kebab friend. Keep buying my guns please.
* Kingdom of Jerusalemball - Ani love your borders and Ani want to get similar borders!
* Dominican Republicball - It is a good friend, it helped my people during World War II. Its president visited Ani in 2009, but please be nice to Haitiball.
* Cyprusball - Good friend, and great for going to its clay on vacations. Ha-hebrew bible provings it be real Cyprus. But why yuo support this controlled terrorist?
* South Sudanball - It recognizes me. However it also recognizes that fake country...
* Germoneyball - Apology accepted and it doesn't recognize Palestineball. BUT REMEMBER HA-HOLOCAUST! 1933 through 1945, WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE! Sorry my friend.
* Austriaball - Our relationship is complicated, but we can into peace today. First it persecuted me, then it supported Ani and now it tries to be neutral peace negotiator. Sigmund Freud helped it to become a doctor!
* Sudanball - New friend. It is probably a weird guy, but it is nice so Ani'll spare it.
* Somalilandball - Ani am considering recognizing you again, and you are a good country unlike your anti-semitic pirateheaded claimant.
* Kosovoball - We recently have exchanged recognition.
* Ashkenazi - Jewish friends in Europe.
* UAEball - Thanks for recognizing Ani cool kebab guy! My peeps go to Dubai on vacation! We also hate this idiot.
* Bahrainball - Thanks for recognizing me, Your Jewish minority got more freedom in your clay and we both hate this scum.
* Franceball - It helps Ani remove kebabs, also nice bread!
* Italyball, Spainball and Portugalball - Doesn't recognize Palestineball, but it you sometimes hate Ani because Ani put some apples on its pizza. (For now at least)
* Switzerlandball - Thank you for saving of Jews from World War II and it was of best thing you stayed neutral that no one attackings of you. Also you don't recognize Palestineball, But why do Ani have a feeling that you secretly support it?
* Canadaball - Good mate. Not sure if kebab remover because of ISISball or still weakling. Great job with that shot! removing ISIS from 3 km is impressive, teach Ani master! It also doesn't recognize Palestineball.
* Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube - Fellow Jewcube From Russia, but practices Eastern Orthodoxy, so not very kosher.
* Tringapore - Helped build and train its armed forces in ha-art of Kebab removal ( its neighbours are kebabs and might be out to anschluss it).
* Bulgariaball - It accepts Jews filming on its clay! Also, it hates ha-evil Nazi!
* Polandball - Both of us can into Jews. Stronkest ally. Dependent on Ani for their buses. 
* Hungaryball - If it weren't for Theodor Herzl, Ani would not exist. It is also friends with Polandball. Cool friend from Eastern Europe.
* South Koreaball - Good military trading partners. We use a lot of Korean electronics in our sophisticated weapons! Ani fought its evil sibling during ha-Yom-Kippur War.
* Japanball - Anime! er, um... Yuo recognize me. Thank you for that.
* Cameroonball - Don't recognize Palestineball and support Ani a lot, Ani help its too, is also my best African friend.
* Philippinesball - OF GREAT CLOSE FRIEND! Provided safe refuge for several Jews during World War II. We were close friends since ha-beginning! Ani am its first friend and still is! Ani gib it new weapons and equipment to fight that Dumb bully. Remember ha-time we used to hang out back in ha-ancient times? Yuor parent proposed to be engaged with me. But why do you recognize Palestineball?!
* Czechiaball - Gib a lot of weapons when born, now big supports and friend of me!
* Indiaball - Helpings of it in removing Urdu kebab and sellings Hitech weapons (plox) to it, and "Tarnegól Hódu/India Chicken" also Hebrew name for turkey (bird), and Ani have big psychedelic trance scene based on its own, but can you please stop using your swastika in my clay because it was symbolizing of Nazi? also it do not supportings of Ani in public and recognizes Palestine.
* Sri Lankaball - I helped them in removing terrorists, including training, fighter jets, and attack boats but recognizes Palestineball!
* Guatemalaball - Ani moved its embassy to Jerusalem. But stop being friend with Palestineball.
* Palauball, Micronesiaball and Marshall Islandsball - Consistent UN Supporters. They also don't recognize Palestineball! 
* Eritreaball - Despite its insanity, it is ha-one of ha-only Horn of Africa country Ani can trust. Ani have a lot of my military equipment in its clay stationed. Ani protect it against terrorists and Somali pirates, though sometimes it can be kind of scary because it is a psychopath.
* Bhutanball - Yuo have established relations with me, so we are into friendship now.
* Moroccoball - Quite neutral, it warned Ani about an incoming war (Six-Day War), and it recognizes Ani now. We both hate Iranball and Algeriaball.
* Vietnamball - Although it be friend with Palestine, it likes my weapons. We suffered painful memories from ha-our enemies. We defeated ha-invaders by guerilla warfare.
* Ukraineball - Ani want to help you but Ani'm scared of Russiaball, that dude is freaking crazy. You are a nice dude so Ani'll send you some humanitarian aid.
* Chinaball - one of my largest trading partners... Has alot of Chinese in my cube territory. Ha-Israeli public has a significant positive public opinion of China. But stop supporting these pieces of shit plox!
* South Africaball (1961-1994) - Old friend and true South Africa! Ani has not sanctioned you in the past. Ani don't get why people are comparing me to you?
==Neutral (נטרלי)==
* UKball - We was of enemies before it tried limiting Jewish immigration and when Ani got independence it wanted to intervene in my war with Arabs in 1948 but now we are on good terms. It had many Jewish volunteers in WW1, and it doesn't recognize Palestine! 
* Turkeyball - We were good friends until 2010 when a ship disaster happened and we cut our relations. But now we secretly are in reconciliation. But 2015 rapprochement and apologizes bringing us both together of mutual stances in ha-world as well as thankful for being warned of terrorist attack getting back on track. But not just yet. as of 2022 we made up and Ani hope we do better now.
* Syriaball - Golan heights are Israeli clay now! And ha-operation in your clay is temporary security measure! But on Christmas we both like to make Lebanonball a Christmas tree. 
* Ethiopiaball - My cousin from ha-Horn of Africa (don't believe me? Remember Solomon and Sheba?). We had to cut ties in 1979 in its Derg Communist phase, and it got mad at Ani for leaving its refugees in Sudan until 1991. When ha-Eto-Lives-Matter Protest has been rising in 2019, Ani made another ban on immigration. Ani just lifted ha-ban around mid-September 2020 because of chaos going with ha-riots with ha-OLF protests. Ani hope we can have better relations and continue with our Semitic alliance. 
* Swedenball - Recognizes Palestineball. At least we still can into recognizings each other.
* Russiaball (formerly, before 2022) - Stop helping my enemies, you are a terrible friend! However, there are Jews on your clay and you have a Jewish autonomous oblast, it also lets Ani attack Iranball when it tries to get into Syriaball so it's important that we stay on good terms, and you recognize a part of Jerusalem as mine. Ani liked ha-Yeltsin days better. Wait, did I just heard you invaded Ukraineball?! STOP THAT INVASION THIS INSTANT!
* Ugandaball - WE are fine now, but this dick had a physopathic Neo-Nazi leader once who allowed this terrorist TO HIJACK A PLANE OF MINE!!! FUCKINGS YOU FOR THAT!!! Also, homosex is good!
* Jordanball - Can into recognizings me, but GET OFF HA-FENCE.
* Egyptball - Same as Jordan, but GET OFF HA-FENCE. Nice pyramids though.
* Saudi Arabiaball - At least they are not bad as some kebabs Ani can mention... and they hate Iran which make them a bit good kebab.
* Armeniaball - We are of similar. But my Holocaust was of worse. I'd love to recognize your genocide but sadly Turkeyball is always watching. But why are yuo starting to hate me and then supported Palestineball?!
* Arab Leagueball - Sometimes they are good to Ani because we hate Iran but they want Ani to stop occupying Palestine...
* Belarusball - We had our ups and downs and we are alright now Ani guess, but one time Lukashenko said Jews turned Babruysk into a pigsty and that kinda hurt my feelings.
* Burundiball - Even though it is not anti-imperialist anymore unlike it, it still supports Palestine!
* Somaliaball - Does not recognize me, supports Palestineball and protest over ha- Solominic Family. Things between us have been getting warmer Ani guess.
* West Bankball - Ani do not like it but we have made peace deals, we sometimes work together and it hates Hamas almost as much as Ani do. NEVER FORGET HA-INTIFADA THO!
* Palestineball - Half of you Ani despise and half Ani dislike. You can keep this little twerp to yourself, Ani don't care anymore ( That little bacterial terrorist is your problem now), but QUIT CHEATING AND SCAMMING THE WORLD! Ani never occupied Judea and Samariacube! They existed way before you! And besides that, yuo claim they took over "your clay" in 1967, but yuo were born in 1964, 3 years BEFORE, and declared independence in 1988, 21 years AFTER! And even by then you kept the full 1948 map in your symbols, and Ani know exactly what for! Yuo want independence, that's one thing, but enough manipulating the world and fabricating history! STOP LYING! ! But we are trying to get along, and Hamas isn't letting us.
* North Sulawesiball - It has Jews in its clay, but it likes its evil parent!
** - But Indonesiaball's not a bad par-
==Enemies (אויבים/oyvim)==
* Nazi Germanyball  - ממזר חרא מזדיין זונה! נאצי בן זונה! אני אהרוג אותך! בן זונה חרא מטומטם שכמותך! REMOVE NAZI, FILTHY DAMN BASTARD!! Ani'm going to kill all of your damn remaining followers. WHERE IS OF MY APPOLOGY? OR ELSE ANI MAKE YUO APPOLOGIZE! REMOVE HOLOCAUST!! REMOVE NAZI BASTARRDS!! ANI WOULD RATHER SMOOCH PALESTINE THAN BE 1 MINUTE IN YOUR PRESENCE! ROT IN YOUR GRAVE YOU DEMON, IF YOU EVER COME BACK ANI'll BE READY TO KICK YOUR ASS, NO WORDS CAN EXPRESS HOW ANI HATE YOU SO ANI WON'T EVEN TRY. EVEN THIS SICK FUCK HATES YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ani like your present self though.
* Gazaball - My worst enemy (That is still alive)! 1967 best year of my life!! YOU BITCH ANI GAVE YOUR PEOPLE FOOD, WE HAVE PEACE DEALS, AND YOU STILL CRY OUT TO AND HA-REST OF HA-ARAB WORLD WHILE THROWING MISSILES? YOU HYPOCRITE! YOU ANTI-SEMITE BITCH!! STOP SPREADING FAKE NEWS AND CALL ANI AN APARTHEID STATE, YOU ARE HA-GUY WHO EXECUTES HA-LGBTQ+ AND ABDUCT CHILDREN!!! ANI HATE YUO, GO TO YOUR ROOM AND LEAVE ANI ALONE, AND CAN YOU SHUT HA-F*CK UP AND STOP ATTACKING ME?!! THAT DOES IT!!!!!!!! Sorry. Lost my cool. Wait a second... YUO LITTLE SHIT! FINE! IF IT'S HA-WAR YUO WANT, IT'S HA-WAR YUO GET!!! At least now the world FINALLY sees the DEVIL THAT YOU REALLY ARE! 10/7 NEVER FORGET!!!! לך קיבינימט!!!!!!! AND NO, I'M NOT COMMITTING GENOCIDE AGAINST THIS F***ER, GOT THAT, EVERYONE?!
** Hamasball - THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR 7 OCTOBER! REMOVE HAMAS!
* SADRball - FAKE COUNTRY!!! YOU LOOK LIKE PALESTINE (Even ha-flag, anthem, language, emblem, etc is different from Palestine), BUT IN AFRICA! IT IS ALSO A PUPPET OF ALGERIA!!! GO BACK TO MOROCCO NOW!!!!! EVEN EVIL PIRATE OF HATINGS YUO!
* Iranball - Said it wanna take Ani out, COME ON! Ani'm not of afraid! Ani know about your NUCLEAR program and don't even try to deny it! STOP RADICALIZING PALESTINIANS TO FIGHT ME, AND HELPING HAMAS! FUCK YUO FOR GIVING ARMS TO WEST BANK FIGHTERS! HAHA I KILLED YUOR MILITARY OFFICIALS! YUO SUPPORT HOUTHI TERORIST AGAINS ME!
* Kuwaitball - What ha-fuck did Ani ever did to you. Follow your friends and joinings ha-fun.
* Cubaball - Castro said Ani have ha-right to exist as a nation, but it is still a hostile commie that hates burger! It also supports this terrorist!
* Venezuelaball - Another anti-Semite and it is a socialist too! Ani support Colombiaball against you! It also calls Ani a burger puppet for being best friends with it.
* Pakistanball - Anti-semitic terrorist piece of shit. Ani will side with Indiaball to remove you! Ani like your colonised past self better.
* George Soros - Disgrace to ha-Jewish people! You don't even have Jewish decent!
* Lebanonball - Terrorist! You keep abducting people! REMOVE SHAWARMA!!!! And Hummus is mine! With ha-help of Syriaball, Ani will turn you into a Christmas tree! But Ani heard about ha-explosion that happened in Beirut and Akkar and since then Ani pity you. We have talked in 2020 (and in 2022) BUT we won't be friends if you are controlled by !
* North Koreaball - Stupid nuclear addict who keeps help fund my enemies. HOPE THE SOUTH WILL TAKE OVER YOU ONE DAY!
* Sentineleseball - Ani cannot of controllings it! How?!
* Malaysiaball - Remove nasi lemak!! Sabah is part of Filipino clay, You boycotted all of my goods, and you also helped this shit! And stop saying to "Israel Koyak" to Ani and your people! Ani like your colonized past self better.
* TRAITOR! - I was it's best friend, I helped it from the Burmadinho incident, I loved Bolsonaro, AND NOW YUO SAYING I COMMITED GENOCIDE IN GAZA?! AND YOU COMPARED THIS WAR WITH THE HOLOCAUST???!!! YUORE A ANTI SEMITE AND YOUR PRESIDENT SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO GO IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY! FUCK YUO! I LOVED YUOR OTHER EX-PRESIDENT!
** Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva - Did you just compare my actions in Gazaball TO HITLER'S ACTIONS IN WORLD WAR II?! ANI AM TRYING TO DEFEND MYSELF AND FIGHT HAMAS TERRORISTS!
* Indonesiaball - Remove Indomie!! You always respect what ha-world does to help Palestine and also recognizes Palestine. You also don't recognize Jews during ha-New Order era. Why also can't into long life so Ani can into legal religion? BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE OVERTHREW HIM! Let West Papuaball go! Ani like your colonizsed past self more. ALSO, YOU DIDN'T WANT MY U-20 SOCCER TEAM PLAY IN YOUR WORLD CUP! STUPID PIECE OF SHIT, YOU DONT DESERVE BEING HA-HOST OF A WORLD CUP IF YOU DONT LET A COUNTRY WHO RIGHTFULLY QUALIFIED FOR THE PLAY. ARGENTINA WILL BE A MUCH BETTER HOST THAN YOU!
* ISISball - WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN TEL AVIV!!! REMOVE TERRORIST!!!!! Good thing you're gone. אל תעשה!!!!
* Zimbabweball - African anti-imperialist, stop supporting Palestine you piece of shit!
* Another Gaza - What? Hamas? You better rename yourself, or else...
**: It's not what yuo thinkings! It is all just a coincidence!
* Gizaball - What? Another Hamas? Just change yuor fucking name as well! or yuo should face ha-consequences...
**: Ever heard of pyramids sadiqi? They're two completely different things, ya Allah. Don't make me cut all ties with yuo because of this!
* Gasaball - What? More Hamas?! You guys are making Ani completely confused!!
* Gaddafiball - Am glad you are dead, Islamic extremist!
* Yugoslaviaball - Helped Egyptball against me! Also glad you are dead.
* Soviet Unionball - Never forgive you for what you did with ha-prisoners of Zion! Also, it funded my enemies and it hated my BFF. Glad you are friendlier Russiaball. But thank you for killing this demon.
* Qatarball - Go away you supporter!
* South Africaball - Why did you file a genocidal lawsuit against ani?! WHAT THE FUCK DID ANI DO TO YOU!?! All of a sudden you compare me to your your past self! Ani am not like Apartheid, you Anti-Semitic bastard! I did not commit genocide, i have the right to self-defense!
* Ba'athist Syriaball - Ani glad that was ousted, Iranball's puppet! Can Mossad the Assad, lol! At least you hate .
* - Disgusting racket and puppet that wants its members to arrest Bibi, and so many of your member states supported the arrest warrant. And where is Netherlands, Ani need to have a word with it....
* Netherlandsball - FUCKING ANTISEMITIC SCUM THAT HAS HA-ICC THAT WANTS TO ARREST MY LEADER NOW AND SUPPORTS ITS RULING. ANI FUCKING THOUGH WE WERE FRIENDS! I thought you could learn from your centuries of antisemitism, Ani guess not!
* Northern Cyprusball - YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT A COUNTRY!!!!!
*Eric Cartman - If you were a real person (thankfully you're not), then I will ban you from entering my country! YOU HEAR ME!?