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Man door hand hook car door

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.
he turn to his girl and say:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Memes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Classics
Category:Shortpasta
Man of the Road

In every lonely road and path, there stands a man, completely shrouded in shadow, who will wait for someone to approach, at which point he will wander off the road or path. At this point, one should turn away and walk back the way they came, making sure not to look back... do not run... simply walk calmly and stay perfectly quiet.
Do not look back until you see another person or vehicle on the road or path. Failing this, find your way to the nearest building and go inside. Only then may you relax.
Should you look back, the man will appear to have vanished. Yet as soon as you turn back, he will be waiting in front of you, at which point, he will promptly lift you up and carry you into the night.
Should you follow the man off the road or path, he will lead you to a dark and lonely place before appearing behind you and carrying you away...
Another word of warning: when approaching, do not speak to the figure. Doing so will cause him to fly into a rage and charge at you, at which point he will throw you to the ground and drag you by the legs for several hours before releasing you, often in the wilderness or remote area far from home.
According to legend the man is a fallen angel who wanders the world seeking companionship following his Fall from Grace, having been driven mad in his loneliness and sorrow. Thus, he has taken to kidnapping unwary souls.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Old Shit
Category:Rituwel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Man of the Shadows

Tall and boney, is what the man is,
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step alone, and your life is his.
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Half demon, half human,
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running from him, will only leave him fuming.
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Silent as the wind, quick as the night,
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do not fight back, for there is no light.
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Faster than sound, flys above ground,
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follow him to where he lurks...
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...and you will not be found.
...Oh, and he will also shit on you.
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Man the Very Bloody Woman Who Kills People

Once upon a time, a man named Man—who happened to be named Man—was talking to another man whom was also named Man. The man, not the other man, walked away from the other man and ran into a man. As it turns out, that man was a woman who went by the name Man. Man was all hyper-realistically bloody and Man ran back to Man. 
Man said to Man, "Why does the blood look real?"
"I dunno," replied Man.
Man turned back around and she was gone. Man laughed at Man and ran over him with Man's car. Man went splat all over the pavement. Man laughed and laughed. Then, out of his rear-view mirror, he saw Man. She walked closer to him and touched the car. Car went boom. Chunks of bloody flesh that was all bloody flew everywhere. A guy across the street, his name was Man too, saw it all so the bloody woman had to kill him too. He went all bloody and bled everywhere; he made a terrible mess. 
Man was all bloody and looked like a living person. She had long chocolate hair made from Hershey's bars. She was soooooooooooooooooo white that I thought she looked kinda dead. So she must be a zombie or something. She wore a long red dress with blood staining the whole thing.
It turns out... I was that Man. Now I'm dead. I still see her. She's all bloody and she's after me and she wants to kill me and she wants me dead. So now I gotta do it all over again and see if I can kill her this time...
Nope. I died again.
...
This fucking video game sucks.
I threw down the DS and went outside to get some fresh air. There was the bloody woman, Man, standing over by the mailbox across the street. A truck raced by and when she was in sight she was gone. I turn around and she's all up in my face.
"WTF?! Go away, you stupid bitch!"
She just stood there. She started screaming and my head go exploded. Hyper-realistic blood spewed everywhere and I died. I saw with my eyes ('cause they still worked) that she was even more bloodier now.
Fuck my life...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Im died
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Shortpasta
Man versus Shadow

One time a man was alone in a 24 hour Walmart. It was very late (like 9:30). He was buying slim Jim's and twizzlers, when he heard a noise. out of the corner of his eye he saw a shadowy figure. He quickened his pace. The shadow breathed heavily. The man threw his skin jams at the shadow and started to run, zig zagging between aisles. The man ran toward the door, and saw the shadow took out a knife. The shadow's long arm stuck out and reached toward the man. The shadow was catching up. The man tripped on a giant sloom jimmied and fell to his knees. The shadow was close with the knife. The man got up and reached the door. He cried out in pain as he ran to the outside. The knife had cut deep, removing a large chunk.
The man shed a tear. The shadow had ruined his favorite sweater.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Beings
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Mannequins of Skyrim

I just got the newest Elder Scrolls, Skyrim. I know nothing about th Elder Scrolls, except that they are medieval games. My friend said that I would like them, so I got it.
I just started, and I am an "Imperial" as it is called.
I named him Verus, as I did with most of my games.
Anyways, I got through most of the questline, and decided to get a house.
So, I went to Solitude, and did a bunch of quests for the Jarl.
I got the house, and since I was rich, automatically got all the decorations and stuff.
So, I went to the house, and saw two mannequins. I got a sword, and started slashing them.
I had my character sleep until 9:00, since it was 10:00 pm, and when he woke up, the mannequins were nxt to him, and they opened their mouth, and they sucked me in.
I hurt and teased them, so they took me, and turned me into one.
Now, I stay in Proudspire Manor, and get slashed, punched, and bashed, all day, by the players. And we take their souls.
Have you ever wondered, why there is a face on the mannequins?
And are you still going to practice on that mannequin? Think about it.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Manners

Now listen here buddy. I don't know what they do where you're from, but in this town, we punch ourselves in the balls before we sit down to eat. Okay? So if you're gonna come up to a restaurant in this town, and wanna be served, and eat the good food that we all eat? I'll tell you this is some of the best food you're ever gonna have in your life. You wanna sit and be served like a gentleman in this town? You make sure you punch yourself in the fucking balls before you go ahead and eat this food, and you make a damn show of it. You make sure everybody sees it. Okay? You do it hard enough so that you yell. Cause if you don't then we don't like to serve people like that here. Okay? Listen, it's not our responsibility to dictate what goes on in the rest of the world, but so long as you're in our town, so long as you're gonna be staying here, so long as you're gonna be walking into our businesses and asking to be served just like anybody else? You make sure you go ahead and punch yourself in the fucking balls before you take that first bite, or else that's gonna be seen as a sign of deep disrespect. Okay? It's akin to saying grace here. You gotta punch yourself in the balls before you sit down to eat. Don't matter if you're a woman or a man. If you're a woman you punch yourself in the goddamn cooch! Okay? You do it real hard. You do some damage to that cooch. I'll tell you what, every single person in this town has a damaged package. Because of their commitment to doing things right. Their commitment to being polite. To doing the right thing. Okay? Not a single one of the men in this town can get an erection anymore. And not a single one of the women in this town, has been able to to carry children, because they punch themselves in the fucking privates before they sit down to eat. That's the way it's supposed to be. Okay? So if wanna eat in this town, and I'm telling you again, I saw you take that first bite and I saw how much you enjoyed it! You know that the food in this town is really really good! It's high class food! But if you're gonna eat our food, and be a guest in our town? You better go ahead and make sure you start punching yourself in the balls before you sit down to eat, even when you are alone. Even in your hotel room. Okay? Cause, cause, cause, cause cause, cause the fact, the idea that someone's not punching themselves in the fucking balls before they eat? Are you kidding me? I fucking pissed blood since I was five years old. Okay? I've been pissing fucking blood since I was five years old, cause I do what's right. So you go ahead and punch yourself in the fucking balls. Okay?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Wall of Text
Manthel's Flygon

I recall that this happened when the Hoenn region came out. It was all new, but nobody in my grade cared about the new Pokémon. Not even the starters! There was one, however Flygon. Nobody knew who Salamence was and nobody cared. It was all about Flygon!
When Ruby and Sapphire versions came out, nobody payed attention to the story mode. They all just played and went right ahead so they can get trapinch. Same with me. By the time I caught MY trapinch, (which I nicknamed Flygon because I was so sure I would evolve it) Everybody found out about Salamence. So I wanted a Bagon, too.
I remember putting trapinch in the PC and going right to Bagon. Everybody just loved Salamance. They all thought it was so much cooler and stronger than Flygon.
I spent all day evolving Bagon into Shelgon and into Salamance! I went back into my PC, and noticed that the Trapinch, which I never evolved, moved one box over on the PC. That was weird. I put it back in its place, and deposited Salamence right next to it. I saved and turned the game off.
The next day I noticed that Salamence was gone! I searched my whole PC, but it wasn't there. I thought it was in day care, but it wasn't. Nobody would've released it because Salamence was the bomb back then! I went back to my PC, and realized that Trapinch was now a Vibrava! Its name was still Flygon, though. The weird part was that it was only level 17. How could it have evolved? I didn't care at the moment, though. I was too busy looking for Salamence, but it was gone.
The next day I didn't play Ruby due to being discouraged about the Salamence incident. But when I got back on, something even stranger happened! The Vibrava was now a Flygon! How? It was still level 17! The Flygon's name was now "Manthel". I tried looking up the word, but got no meaning. Manthel? I thought this was some kind of practical joke, but none of my friends admitted to it.
I asked them if they released Salamence, but they gave me the same response. I asked everybody who knew about Pokémon and they said no. I decided to use "Manthel" in a battle. The game froze when I sent it out. I tried to turn the game off. The battery light went out, but the screen didn't!
My Gameboy froze like that for days. It eventually turned off, though.
When I turned it back on, I had a Trapinch in my PC. Its name was FLYGON. My Salamence was next to it. I decided to quickly separate the two without hesitation. Just as I did, my Salamence's name was now "MANTHEL".
Today I just found out who Manthel was, because when I got my USED ruby for the first time, I remember that the saved profile on it was called MANTHEL.
Perhaps this "Manthel" died, and was unhappy at the fact that I created a new profile as soon as I got the game. Or maybe MANTHEL was angry how Flygon was his favorite, but I didn't care for it.
It's a bit of a mystery.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Old Shit
Manticore

The Manticore is a creature believed to have roamed the Asian jungles, waiting patiently for an unwary explorer to approach. The creature has been deemed so terrifying that one glance at it will send enough fear into your nerves to lose your sanity. Some who said of encountering this monster have hardly the breath to speak of it.
It is rumoured to have the body of a large cat, four or six legs, a long tail with a spiky end and a long neck with the head of a man; seeing it's sadistic smile will reveal it has three rows of teeth. Those who have seen this are labeled unlucky, as this is supposed to be the moment it will kill. And when it does kill, it eats all, including the bones and organs leaving not a single trace of anything. 
Along with its resemblance to a bearded man when seen from a distance, many explorers have told about hearing it's signature trumpet-like roar. As remarkable as it sounds, anyone who hears this knows it's nothing short of a warning. There are records of encounters in the west, either by somehow migrating or by some other means. I have heard a few things about strange creatures being sighted. That was before I knew what a Manticore even is. 
When I did find out, it was creepy. I thought I saw one in a wood once, but that may have just been a panther.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Many Ways the Jets can win the Super Bowl

With the lack of skills from the New York Jets depth chart, fans seem to think it is impossible the Jets can win. But you haven't think hard! That is the problem! Here are many ways the Jets can win the Super Bowl
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==Player Arrangement Ways==
>Get rid of Mark Sanchez
>Get Richard Sherman into their team somehow
>Draft an Oregon Ducks player
>Get rid of Mark Sanchez
>New coach
>Let Evil Patrixx train the entire offense how to turn the football into a Goar Fest
>Get rid of Mark Sanchez
==Regular Team Arrangement Ways==
>Change their uniform and logo
>Promote Bud Light so people can drink beer while watching a Jets game so they can win. Magic!
>Decrease ticket prices
>Stop sharing MetLife stadium with the New York Giants
>Convince the Giants to get renamed for a different city. (Maybe Portland)
>Get a mascot who is an F-15 jet.
==Crazy Ways==
>Hire Jeff the Killer to become a running back so he can slice the defense through for a touchdown.
>Place a radio at the opponent team's bathroom and put in Lavender Town
>Replace the coach's playbook with the last 2 sequels of Shrek is Love
>Get all the citizens of NY to start wearing green even after St. Evil Patrixx Day
>Make a white T-Shirt with the Jets logo ontop of the Statue of Liberty
>Create a theme song
>Make a green and white ice cream product called the "The team who can't win a Superbowl ever again"
>Instead of pouring Gatorade, pour Guacamole on the coach
==Risky, yet certain Ways==
>Read "50 Shades of Grey" and post it to all the AFC teams on Facebook for some online reading
>Let Mark Sanchez throw for at LEAST a first down
>Shrek is Love, seriously, it's the best way.
>Get rid of Mark Sanchez, oh wait, that isn't risky. Well, lets draft a QB then.
>Remove, and dump the unflushed toilet on the field for the next home game.
>Rename selves to the New York Turnovers
>Support the Seahawks-Packers game
>Quit being worthy for offensive memes. (which scores more than the Jets offense)
==The End==
The Jets WILL win the Super Bowl with either 10 of these rules! But, they will never beat the Seahawks.
END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
MapleStory: Undesired Consequences

Ever played a RPG or an MMOG? Well, that's the time I got really scared of it.
After the epidemic I feel like never playing it again.
About every story that starts there was a day that was shining and stuff but right now it was dim and gloomy. Yeah, so unoriginal. As I got my first ever bought laptop I got for myself, I couldn't stop thinking about playing Maplestory I started out by downloading the game. It was pretty quick by the fact it was instantly downloaded.
I happily opened the game. A dark screen like always. I waited about 15 Minutes and it's been a long time. It barely loaded and it kept flashing red black and then repeating it all over again? Figured it wasn't loading I quit and slept until the next day.
After that day I woke up, Maplestory was still running. The Start screen just showed. and the only server was
1. C@N1@. It replaced the Server "Scania".
I was shocked that it didn't take me to the Login Screen. I wondered who was I logged into? So I press "Back".
Obviously, it said, "There is no turning back."
Pondered. I went and headed into the server. I then made a New Character it skipped the Name Character but to the character creation page. The Character was blood red. Hair greyish-black. and it felt like he had a weapon stabbed into his body.
I spawned in ??? Hidden Street it seemed familiar with Henesys only the Background was black. No clouds or any happy things going on. Music was eerie like in Minecraft when you are alone in the cave, scary music played. But this wasn't hacked. Like Pokémon games. This was happening in real life. The zone had no trees, mushroom like buildings Portals, or even the Free Market.
I was beginning to get scared, shivering down my legs and witnessing the background. Everything on the surface is all red, gore stained blood everywhere. I shut down the Laptop. I'll never open it again. After that story, I guess I'll head somewhere accompanied by millions of people. 
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Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Marble Blasters (Very Scary)

This is the world's first creepypasta surrounding the amazing game "Marble Blast".
The Marble Blast day started like any other. Excited, I rushed to my computer chair and booted up marble blast gold. I was very good at the game, I was #1 on all the online leaderboards, but after doing my daily check of what the leaderboards on all the levels were, I found out somebody beat me. His name was “I will punch and beat you into a bloody pulp.” I was extremely angry that someone had beat me in my honorable profession. I clicked on the “Play” button so hard that I almost broke both the mouse and my hand, when I realized something that wasn’t in the level before. There was lots of blood! I was scared, and then I will punch and beat you into a bloody pulp joined my game! I was so scared! I had to win this competition. I downloaded cheat engine and moved my marble to the finish, and it worked! I beat him by a landslide! Then I had a message in blood text that covered not just my window, but my entire monitor. It said “I am very angry that you beat me. Do not do that again.” Then it said “Knock knock knock!” I heard a lot of knocks at my door. I moved my fat round naked body to the door and opened it and instantly got kidnapped. 
I am now at a slave labor farm in Indonesia help.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Vidya games
Category:Shortpasta
Marble Onions

My name is Alex, but that's not important. What is important is my story.
Recently I started doing a project to document my town and its history. We're known for our onion farms and the old marble mine in the hills nearby, so I called my documentary Marble Onions.
But... something happened. I can't explain what. I barely have time to type this before.... well, you'll have to watch and see what I mean.
I beg you NOT to come to my town. Don't save these videos, don't watch them too much. I don't know the power they have, but I know something's going on. I'll keep this updated as long as I can, but I don't know how long that will be.
Take my warning, please. What you will see will shock you.
I am searching for the truth. For all our sakes.
Stay safe.
==Entry #1==
Tape recorded May 27, 2013
On-tape date incorrect, unknown reason
Tape found in garbage can outside house
Neither myself nor my girlfriend remember recording this
[Missing video: Shrek is Real Evidence ( 1?)]
==Entry #2==
Tape recorded (UNKNOWN)
CCTV Footage on Street outside house
Tape arrived in an unmarked package at my door
[Missing video: Entry 2]
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shrek
Category:Videos
Category:Jornel
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Marble hornets unsees entry

let me start off by saying all characters in this story are over the age of 25. so you know that weird fucked up youtube channel marble hornes right? well there was a encounter that was so fucking stupid that they no realeased it so here it it. (i acctually watch marble hornets).
marble hornets entry 82 thousand!!!-so alex was drunk and he was drinking vodka and it was night and the camera guy were talking about shit nobody gives a fuck about and masky ran to them in a horse mask naked and jumped on alex and butt fucked him. jessica rolled over and puked in alexes face. alex shot jessica for being a bitch and he shot the camera guy and masky continued butt fucking him.
it then showed hoodie maskys brother i guess running in circles in a butterfly suit.
slendermen was then on the roof naked dancing in a ballarina suit and falling off.
it then shows the guy in his hotel room shitting on his bed and going to bed on it. and masky came and stole his wallet and jumped out the window. the guy didn't give a shit so he didn't look at all.
it then showed alex smoking cocaine in front of a biulding and masky comes naked in a unicorn mask and shoots him.
it then says in rainbow words alex is dead... .it then shows slenderman dancing and then fucking a hooker.
it was then raining and the guy was in his hotel and jessica was dead on duh floor so then slender man rode his horse in the room and telaported to the guy and farted in his face.
and then a skeleton popped out and butt fucked the guy. (gay skeleton in dis one)
Category:Trollpasta
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Shortpasta