Underwater tennis

Underwater Tennis (or simply known as Undernnis to many Brazilians) was originally the National sport of Canada, but has grown in popularity and now reaches most of the Universe. In 1876 it was voted the Worst Sport For Causing Accidental Death by Drowning, but, in the same year, was voted as the "Best Underwater Adventure Game That Lenny Henry Could Play". The Coalition of Ordered Governments For the Protection of Undernnis (COGFPOU) was founded in 1989 by Chuck Norris.
==The Great Splash of 902 A.D.==
Contrary to belief, Undernnis (or Colin, as it's known to Bruce Wayne) was so much invented, but unearthed by the baby Moses in the country of Islam. An account from his mum's diary ("The Secret Diary of a Call Girl") details the exact moment he found the remains of the book that founded Undernnis: 
 And that's the moment that Undernnis (known as bondage to Mr. Clueless) become the social norm.
==When did Undernnis become the social norm?==
:Did you not read that last part? Were you too idle to read the whole paragraph, and just want the parts that might brighten your day by making you laugh slightly? Well, I got news for you mate: this ariticle won't make you laugh! It's a politically correct and not racist in anyway depiction of the events that made Undernnis what it is today...okay, you can laugh a bit.
==The "No Blacks Allowed" Rule of 1922==
Like most things, the 'equal oppurtunites' rule of Undernnis did not last long, and soon blacks were banned from the game by white supremisists who wanted a reason to be special and better. Throughout the 1920s and 30s, mainly white teams played other mainly white teams (blacks could play, but only after completing the White Test: Are You Deserving To Be Us?) This test usually took between 60 and 80 years to complete, and most black people had died by that point. The only ones who didn't die from filling in the form died due to drowning. 
:However, after 10 years of the 'no blacks unless you fill out our form' rule, Tom Cruise decided that blacks should play, and that only racial miniorities should not be allowed. See below for extracts from the Rules of Undernnis: Revised 1987 Version.
==Extracts from the Rules of Undernnis: Revised 1987 Version==
These are some extracts from the new Rules of Undernnis, by Tom Cruise and ACDC.
==Undernnis In Today's Society==
Although Undernnis had a cult following in the 60s, 70s and 80s, the sport has declined in values and popularity today. This may be the problem of your mum, whose fat arse splashed the pool water out so everyone had to play normal tennis. Oh, could you imagine?! The pain!
==The Underground Following==
However, there is still an underground following of Underniss. It's like that film, you know, erm...Fight Club, yeah. People do it underground so no-one can see, and it makes them feel good. Yeah. Not that I'm saying you or anyone else that plays Undernnis is a schizophrenic, with delusions and who needs to pretend to shoot himself in the brain to get rid of them feelings. Honest.
==Further Reading== 
Underwater tennis information can be found in the following books:
#Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
#Saddam Hussein: The Man I Knew and Loved by George Bush
#Michael Barrymore's Guide to Pool Parties by Michael Barrymore
#Are you black or white?: It Doesn't Matter (but buy the book) by Michael Jackson
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