Ugandan Knuckles

Ugandan Knuckles. He knows da wey.
==Bio==
Like many of his fellow countrymen, Ugandan Knuckles is a deeply spiritual invidiual who believes fortune has already laid out a rightful path - a way - for him and all other beings in existence. While already steadfast on his own, he knows that the less enlightened do not know the way and have to be guided upon it - if necessary, by force.
Despite of its goofy appearance and seemingly simple demeanor, Ugandan Knuckles has a deep-rooted understanding about the hidden metaphysics of the universe - knowledge that could produce great harm if it landed in the wrong hands.
==In 8chanmania==
===Season 1===
Ugandan Knuckles debuted at some point in the first season of 8chanmania, potentially in 8chanmania XIV.
===Season 2===
He would not reappear again until 8chanmania LXVI, where he served as the manager of Knuckles Boom. Both searched for a way to ressurect Knuckles after the latter had been utterly erased by The White.
Knuckles Boom managed to defeat Chex Warrior, only to be slam-jammed by Charles Barkley. The two echidnas subsequently tagged along with the basketball star until the latter was defeated and Ugandan Knuckles abducted by the vile Dr. Morbis. A last-ditch attempt by Knuckles Boom and Barkley to save Ugandan Knuckles by abusing the boomer's jump glitch failed as Morbis rapidly ended his final match against Solaire with a crushing KO.
Ugandan Knuckles remained in the hands of Morbis until the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI. There, the animal abuser extraordinaire was sent packing by no-one other than Yuuka Kazami, who took the echidna as her own prize. With Yuuka eventually winning the tournament and following her arrest by the IRS, the current whereabouts of Ugandan Knuckles are unknown.
===Season 3===
Marked by his time in prison alongside and now worshipping Yuuka Kazami as his "kwen", Ugandan Knuckles was set "on parole" and participated in 8chanmania LXXIII. He showed da wey to Ribbon, resisted the cheeseburger fuckery of Dark Donald, and defeated both someone who honks and someone who can't stand honking. Having made it to the finals, he very nearly would have won the belt if it had not been for Yusei Fudo.
Under the supervision of Esdeath, he and Luca Blight formed a thoroughly genocidal tag tag team for 8chanmania LXXVI. The strangle partners wrecked Kurt Wylde and Brauggi, dismantled Big Rig and the Crazy Bus, and threw a wrench into the gears of Proto Man and TF2 Engineer before their campaign of genocide was brought to a halt by Mega Man X and Zero.
Like a stale meme, Ugandan Knuckles simply refused to die. He showed up again for 8chanmania LXXXV; promptly defeating and recruiting REDACTED for the cause of his mistress. He then proceeded to show Amy Rose da wey, which effectively meant that he first stabbed a protesting Banzai Man and then Amy Rose herself with a prison shiv. His potential killing spree fortunately was brought to an end when he tried to take on Lupin III.
He would enter 8chanmania LXXXVIII with the newly-recruited REDACTED, but somehow found his master in Fleece Johnson and M&F Guy; both controlled by Scuttlebug.
The infernal duo returned for their last chance in 8chanmania XCVIII - a chance that was promptly denied when they lost to the golfing aces Plum & Gene Yuss. What happened next has and likely will remain the subject of lively speculation, but rest assured, Ugandan Knuckles' repeated insistence towards REDACTED that this was not "deh wey" led to the creation of "Lil' Knucks".
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