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Stay fresh

Marie stared out over the Octo cannon. The lonely view was now all too familiar to her. The squid idol let out a heavy sigh as she smoothed out her kimono and shuffled in her shoes. "I wonder if agent 4 will return soon..." she thought "Also, I wonder where Callie ran off to-" Suddenly, her thoughts were interrupted as the manhole gurgled. Out popped a pink squid which quickly took the form of her cousin. 
Marie smiled. "Where were you, Callie?" "Just shopping." Callie quickly answered. She had a look of annoyance on her face, which caused the smile to drain from Marie's face. "What's wrong? Did something happen?" Callie sighed "Nothing. Just... nothing." "Callie..." Marie said reaching out to touch her cousins shoulder. Callie slapped her hand away "Stop it!" Marie was shocked. She was acting way different from her happy, bubbly self. 
"Callie, there is something wrong. Please tell me." Marie sighed. Callie didn't answer. "Like I am going to tell you" Callie thought to herself. "Callie, please." "OKAY FINE!" Callie yelled "you want to know what's actually wrong? ITS YOU!" Marie was speechless. "Wha-what do y-you mean?" Marie asked, tearing up. "Everyday its all like "Oh you are the second best" "Oh you are so annoying" "Oh Marie is soooo much better" I'm sick and tired of it, Marie! All because of that stupid splatfest!!" Marie stared at her fuming cousin. "I-I'm sorry you feel that way, Callie. But the result of that doesn't mean you are less than equal. Equal to me, that is." She looked at Marie, tears in her eyes.
Marie leaned in and gave her cousin a hug. Callie hugged back, and they stood in silence. Until Marie felt something sharp. She let go of Callie and looked down. A large gash mark was cut into her chest. Green blood oozed out "C-Callie?" Marie said, tears in her eyes. Callie just stared. The knife in her hand dripping with blood "CALLIE?" Marie yelled. Callie kicked her cousin to the ground, her blood oozing everywhere. Callie kicked Marie's head repeatedly, bashing it each time, ignoring the screams. Finally, Marie stopped moving. Callie had killed her cousin. The last thing Marie heard before her world went black was the words:
"Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay fresh!"
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Category:DIALOGUE!
Stay with Me - Amy's Creepypasta

"You're not going to leave me again, are you?~"
I woke up one Sunday morning and immediately went to my Sega Genesis to start playing my new Sonic game. I had just gotten it for my birthday, after all. I turned on the game and pressed the start button. The game started up as it should, showing the Sega logo and then the usual Sonic logo appeared. Except something was different. Instead of Sonic appearing above the Logo Amy appeared staring blankly at the screen. I was a little confused because Amy never came out in a sonic game until 1993. I just shrugged it off and pressed the start button and the game started as usual. 
I went through the first stage like normal except when I made it to the end before I could pass the sign sonic immediately stopped and I couldn't make him move. I was about to reset the console when tails slowly walked onto screen and accompanied sonic. Again, I was confused. Tails doesn't appear until the next game and definitely doesn't ever do a part in that game like this. I started thinking about it and just assumed that it was a rom hack that one of my friends made for me.
I continued with the game regularly until the last level of green hill zone. When I got to the part where you're supposed to fight Eggman I was assuming that another weird thing was going to happen and sure enough, instead of a boss fight it was just an empty space. It was silent for a moment then Amy walked onto screen staring at Tails.
I'm too lazy to write the rest of this, someone please add on.
-Kirbo
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Steam.exe

It was time for the steam Halloween sales. It was a glorious day, rain and gloomy, perfect for gaming. I booted up my PC, I was ready to Max out all the games. My computer booted up within seconds. I clicked on the steam shortcut on my task bar and waited for it to load. My game library popped up, I clicked on the store shortcut. It was taking a long time to load, probably because of all the sales I was about to see. It finally loaded, all the Halloween banners were there. I was ready to max out the games. I went to the specials section but nothing was there. I was petrified. I fell of my desk chair. "Why is this happening to me!?" I scream to the sky. "If you're truly the god you say you are, why put me through this misery!?"  I started crying. I hear laughing. It's Gaben. He's mocking me. I hear my PC make a strange noise. I look at my monitor. I have a new gift. I open up my inventory. I see a new game. It's called "hl3.exe" I add it to my inventory. It says the game is 60gb but it downloaded in about 3 minutes. I knew something was wrong. I launch the game and it booted up immediately. The screen was completely black, but all of a sudden a orange 3 appeared on the screen. I checked my graphic quality everything was default set to very low. I was surprised, my PC can max out every game I've ever played. I heard a strange distorted laughing. I was scared. Tears streaming down my face. The game booted up. It had about the same graphics as the original half life. I was in a dark room. There were glowing neon signs with arrows. I followed them for about 3 minutes when I heard a quite distorted laughing. As I kept walking the laughing was getting louder and louder. I walked for a further 5 minutes when I saw a light lit at the end of the path. And a man standing there. I couldn't make out who it was, it was to dark. The distorted laughing was so loud I could barely keep my headset on. I walked slowly to the man. He was standing still, no signs of fidgeting or slight movements. I got closer and closer when all of a sudden the man started running at me. I turned to run but he had grabbed me by the arm. He turned me around. It was Gaben. He was a hyper realistic player model. He started speaking to me in tongues. I was trying to shake free. Gaben let go of me. And he shoved his own thumbs into his eye sockets. He gauged out his own eyes. I was screaming, crying, I was terrified. The game crashed. I threw my headset across the room. I was crying. I heard the distorted laughter again. I turned around. It was my Gaben 16"  statute sitting on my bed, with the eyes scratched out.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Steam Prank Gone Wrong In The Hood

So I was in steam playing some Carl on Duty: Black Cops and then a steam admin added me and asked if I wanted to beta-test some new steam features so I was like Hell Ja! (I was a german back then) so he said press Shift-D and I did and my library DISAPPEARED! He said press Shift-R so I did and my games came back. I asked why this feature would be relevant and he said "YOU ARE GOING TO DIE NEXT WEEK YOU ARE NEXT!" and I saw some new horrid games such as "Day One Guh guh Garry's Incident, Rambo The Video Game and Walking Dead Survival Instinct" and said "YOU MUST PLAY THESE GAMES AND GIVE THEM A POSITIVE REVIEW" and so I did. After I played 200 hours of Guh Guh Garry's Incident, 10 hours of Rambo and 350 hours in Survival Instinct I gave them positive reviews. Then the guy said "WHOA BRO ITS JUST A PRANK! ITS JUST A PRANK, look theres the cameras right there!"
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Category:Vidya games
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Steinmen Woods Report

Both subjects were hunting in the Steinmen woods for four hours before sundown.
The surviving subject states that while hunting both men grew uneasy as fog levels rapidly increased. A constant murmuring sound accompanied by a low hum eventually became apparent to the two men an hour after the fog had increased. An object falling out of tree stuck one of the men in the left shoulder causing him to discharge his weapon.
The object is said to be the body of a man of an unknown age. It was very precisely dissected, with major internal organs still contained within the rib cage in what looked to be clear bags. The surviving subject placed the organ bag within the backpack. Attacks followed several minutes later after a "low children's laugh, like a giggle". The surviving subject ran until he reached his vehicle. The subject then drove to assumed safety.
Backpack destroyed. The subject is classified as a B7 witness. B7 witness to be placed in quarantine "Blind Box" until resolution.
2007: Investigation team is dispatched, they discovered twenty-two bodies of both genders and various ages impaled on broken tree branches in a radiating circle pattern with chest mutilation as often noted with Slender Man. Upon confirmation, lead investigator ********* called for an immediate evacuation of investigation team at 1700 hours. Bodies first discovered at 1100 hours. Deadline for safe evacuation of team with only viewed physical evidence of Slender Man approximately 1730. Lost contact of team at 1725. Safety procedures fell well within established protocols. Reason for abnormality is unknown. Second team recovered camera equipment one week later. Slender Man safety procedures require this incident's physical photographic evidence to be disposed of by no later than 10/20.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Stephen

A boy named Stephen had been allowed by his parents to go to the Gift Shop. Potato Day was coming up and he needed to get his family some presents. He walked into the Gift Shop and his jaw dropped to the floor.
There were rows of novelty items and toys. This was Stephen's paradise. He ran up and down the isles, laughing with joy. Then he searched desparately for some gifts. But he couldn't find any. Stephen ran up to the counter and tapped on it, and in all but a few seconds, a man arose from behind the desk. He was wearing a formal suit and a pin-striped tie.
"How may I be of your assistance?" the man asked politely.
"Potato Day is coming up," explained Stephen, "and I must get my family some presents."
"Ahh," said the man wisely. "I know just what you need."
Then he thrust a Weener-Hoozer into Stephen's arms.
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Category:Inside Jokes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Category:Shortpasta
Stephen King Ate My Baby

it was an ordinary Friday night and I had just put my baby to sleep, when I heard a scraping sound from the baby, I ran into the room to see Stephen King eat the baby. He then hissed and turned into a Snake and left me alone. The next day, no one believed me when I told them what happened, and I was tried for Murder and given Life in Prison at Elsa Stonemail Ultramax Women's Prison.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Steven's Suicide

Everyone knows the hit Cartoon Network show, 'Steven Universe' right? Well, rumor has it there was an episode that was in circulation known as 'Steven's Suicide'. I am one of the few people who know of it's existence.
I worked as an intern at Cartoon Network studios during the summer of 2016. It was a decent, well paying little gig, and being a huge fan of Dexter's Lab and Powerpuff Girls growing up, I was stoked. A few other interns and I were chosen to view certain episodes before they were greenlit to air, and one of those shows happened to be Steven Universe. I wasn't a particularly big fan of the show, but it seemed interesting enough. The episode in question was supposed to be the series finale, as the creator of the show, Rebecca Sugar, stated to us personally. 
Her appearance caught us... off guard, to say the least. but she looked horrible. Tattered hair, bruised skin, dark circles under her eyes, and she seemed severely underweight. She threw the flash drive at us and walked out without saying a word. We were rather speechless, but decided to proceed anyways. I plugged in the flash drive and started the episode. It was simply titled, 'Steven's Suicide'. 
This was odd. Steven's Suicide? Isn't this supposed to be a family friendly show? Suicide seems like a dark topic to tackle, and the main character nonetheless? Why would they end the show like this? We proceeded.
The episode started out in a dark room. There were cobwebs everywhere, and a thick layer of dust covered everything. One thing stood out to me. This wasn't a cartoon. 
It was real.
The camera panned to a morbidly obese child in the center of the room. He looked like he had been abused, he was bruised and his dark curly hair was ripped out in certain spots. He began weeping to himself. He was surrounded with toys - one of Pearl, Amethyst, Garnet, and the pink lion. The boy stood up slowly, and walked up to the camera. His eyes were bloodshot, and he was now crying vigorously. The camera went black, and cut to a different angle. 
The boy had hanged himself.
The camera remained on his body, slowly swaying back and forth. This went on for the next twenty-two minutes. I almost vomited. The interns and I left the room immediately, and went to inform our superior. He did not believe us, and when we went to lead him into the screening room, the flash drive was gone.
I don't know what I saw that day, and I don't know if anyone out there will believe me, but I promise you that this really happened. There was an investigation due to the three witnesses, myself included, but nothing ever came of it. The boy in the video was never identified.
To this day, nobody knows what happened that day. Maybe it's for the best.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Suicide
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Steven Takes a Shit (Lost Steven Universe episode)

I am a big fan of Steven Universe, and has been ever since the show was first broadcasted on Cartoon Network back in November 2013. So this is my story of my experience watching a lost episode that was never put on air on television:
It all started in a summer afternoon, when I was bored trying to find a funny cat video to post on my personal Instagram account. But suddenly, there was someone to knocked at my door. I opened the door, but there was no one there, except for an envelope laying on the ground with a text written on it that said "Seriously, do not watch this insane episode. If you do, you will have severe diarrhea and never be able to watch SU ever again. Thank you."
When I read it, I thought it was all just a scam so I threw the envelope on the ground. Then, I was curious knowing what was inside the envelope, so I picked it up and went to my bedroom. I moved all of my collection of both gay and lesbian fanfiction away in front of my computer, and I opened up the envelope to see a CD popping out of it. I took the CD up and put it inside my computer to see that it was Steven Universe.
The intro started out as fine, but while I was watching the episode, it came up a title card that said "Steven Takes a Shit". I laughed so freaking hard at the episode title, despite the fact that me myself hate toilet humor. The episode started with Steven and the Crystal Gems fighting a monster made out of feces, and when Pearl and Amethyst got hurt by that monster, Garnet did something very disgusting; and that was biting the feces monster's arm so it blew up in a millions of pieces. The scene then cuts to Steven and the Crystal Gems riding an Apache attack helicopter, but while riding on it, Steven farted out a sloppy piece of poop and his head exploded. The Gems then got shattered and the Apache attack helicopter crashed on a mountain and blew up. With no more heroes to count on in Beach City, whenever there's trouble then the citizens have to shit and puke on the ground then eat both the shit and puke.
After watching the episode, I noticed a stinky smell from my pants, and when I took of my underpan to see what was in there, there was a lot of shit there and it looked so horrible that I threw up on my own undies and my head exploded. 
I should have listened to what the envelope said, or else something bad would happen to me.
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Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Im died
Category:Potty Humor
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Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Steven Universe: Connie's Depression

Have you ever watched Steven Universe, well, I did. I never want to watch that damn show again. Not after what happened recently. A new episode was being shown on cartoon network. You may know it as Mindful Eduction. The episode was about connie accidentally hurting a kid in her school, and garnet and steven try to help her calm down. Well, the episode once had a darker turn during development. During the time of the episode, I noticed Rebecca Sugar twitching a lot. I was really worried about her, so I asked her what went wrong. She simply said, "Never again...," before walking out. I decided to check up on the new episode. The staff seemed really worried about Rebecca. They started questioning her, and most of them were tearing up. I wondered why, and they told me to watch what she made earlier that day. I agreed, and watched it.
The episode was called, "Connie's Depression." I immediately knew something was up. I decided to watch it, because it may contain the answer to rebecca's weird behaviour. It was the same as Mindful Eduction, except near the end. In this alternate version, connie goes back to her house, and locks the door. Steven looks extremely worried, and tried to get in. Steven hears a loud bang inside of the house. He quickly breaks a window and checks inside. Connie. Blew. Her fucking brains out. I wanted to puke and cry, but I couldn't. I wanted to see what this fucked up thing was. Steven started to cry. He even puked on the floor. Connie's mother arrived home too, and she did the same. Steven picked up the shotgun, and loaded it. He finally shot himself, but before he did, he said, "NEVER.... AGAIN..." Rebecca saw a friend commit suicide earlier today, and wanted to release her inner depression and sadness into that damn ending. I quit the job right after, and told them to never call me again.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:Suicide
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Shortpasta
Steven Universe: Death Of Peridot

Do you know about Steven Universe, the show that aired on Cartoon Network on November 4, 2013. It's about a team by the name of The Crystal Gems who go on adventures to save the world, The gems names are Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, etc. But there's a gem that is my favorite, Peridot. But there was an episode that scared the crap out of me.
I was just walking home alone after having McDonalds for lunch when i found a VHS tape on the sidewalk of the street I was walking on. I decided to pick the tape up and I was surprised. It was labled: Steven Universe Unaired Special. So I decided to take it home with me, no one was home at the time. I putted the tape in my VHS Player and the video played.
The Cartoon Network logo came on as a normal still logo, then the intro started. However, something was off. the intro was Black & White, slightly slow, and lacked Steven. the title screen came on and the title of the episode was called: Death Of Peridot. That's when I realized that this was a Lost Episode.
The episode started with Steven and the Gems boarding on a ship to go to the Homeworld Hospital. Garnet was carrying an unconscious Peridot. Peridot's gem was a bit dark, meaning that I knew that something happened to her. The ship took off 30 seconds after Steven and the gems boarded. The next clip shows the ship heading to Homeworld.
Steven and the gems took Peridot to the Medical Center and later, he Doctor told them that there is a Tumor on Peridot's gem. I was shocked.
After the Hospital scene, It shows Peridot lying down in the bathtub, close to death. Steven was next to her. Steven looked extremely depressed and suicidal. Steven walked out of the bathroom and went to his room. He takes something below his covers, it was a noose and a piece of paper. It made me shocked. Steven then attaches the noose and puts the noose around his neck.
He then hung himself off screen and it showed the paper falling down to the ground. the paper was a note that read: I'm sorry, Peridot. Peridot then later passed away. The screen fades to white and fades out to 2 gravestones. One reading: RIP Steven Universe. And the other reading: RIP Peridot. Then the screen faded to black. It lacked the credits and it showed another Cartoon Network logo. But this time, the logo was on a gravestone. Then the tape ended.
I decide to donate the tape to a Lost Episode fan. A piece of paper popped up on my front door months later,
I forgot about the tape. But then, the memories flooded back to me as it read: I'm sorry, Peridot.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Suicide
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Cliche Madness
Steven Universe lost episode

A few days ago I heard that my favorite currently running cartoon, called Steven Universe was coming back. I decided to marathon it, starting with episode 1. Conveniently a channel that I had never heard of with a strange name was airing the episodes in order 1 a day.
It had the normal intro music that I always hum along too but with minor changes to the video such as the "and Steven!" at the end was missing, in fact in the intro Steven was nowhere to be found and the title said "Blood Glow" instead of the normal "Gem Glow". I noted the gems looked like they were tired. the episode started with Pearl (The tall gem) crying hyper-realistically about Steven getting hurt.
This was the moment I got confused and said to myself that it could be a fan episode or an edit by a small channel trying to get money off of the Steven Universe property, shortly after around 2 minutes of Pearl just sitting there crying hyper-realistic tears, Garnet (The strong gem) comes in with Amethyst (The small gem) by her side holding something with a cloth over it.
As they lay the "thing" on the ground Amethyst, Garnet and Pearl all start crying, they then pull the cloth off to reveal the hyper-realistic mangled bloody body of a dead Steven.
The screen zoomed into the hyper-realistic mangled face of steven showing the hyper-realistic gory details, suddenly it cut to black playing the reversed opening theme with whispers saying "Steven Gone" "Dead" "No Return" "You will meet the fate of Steven" "Time to die"
A couple of minutes after it finished I searched up the channel at got no result except this site with text saying "Sorry viewers we have shut down. 2006", I also searched up Blood Glow but the only result was Gem Glow, That's when I said to my friends "What the hell, that was horrifying also the channel shut down before Steven Universe was even an idea"...
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta