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Compassion-deficit hyperabusive disorder

Compassion-deficit hyperabusive disorder (CDHD) is a mental problem that involves disturbing intimate couples and attemping to make them break up. Symptoms can often be linked fairly closely with those of Tourette's Syndrome. People suffering from this tend to be largely unpopular and any the following: bigoted, racist, or sexist.
==Description==
===In History===
Compassion-deficit hyperabusive disorder was first thought of as a personality trait, linked very closely with being a miser or a misanthrope, or even being agrophobic. But it was later detailed that this is infact a genetic-hereditory disorder and is noticed mainly in some lines of family.
===Causes===
Scientists accept that they do not know how or where this disease comes from, but it is believed to be hereditory. This is a genetic trait that is expected to be found in the same alelle that dominates ugliness. Some say that people who suffer from this condition are most likely to have, at some point, fallen from the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down. This would explain the bitterness that sufferers feel, because they are unable to have a relationship of their own.
===Symptoms===
Symptoms of Compassion-deficit hyperabusive disorder include, but are not limited to:
* Feelings of extreme hate when intimate couples are in view
* Verbally and Physically abusing young couples in public
* Finding every excuse to be angry with someone you met 10 minutes before their partner came back out of the toilet in the pub.
* Taking a baseball bat and vertically striking hands held by eachother to break the connection and/or bones in the couples wrists.
===Treatment===
Like IDHD, there is no cure for this illness. It is however funny to laugh at people with this disorder, as they will always appear angry and upset whilst everyone else is happy. What a laugh. Anyway, if you still give a shit, you should consult your local physician. There is experimental data that says that a burst of Burtrons launched at the face of someone with CDHD does somehow make their symptoms less noticeable, but it also transforms said person into a complete retard.
It is noted however that Rednecks and Chavs are likely to have this [ugliness] gene, yet they still multiply like rabbits. The treatment lay lie deep in the nature of their DNA, but since no respectable researcher will have anything to do with them, we will never know.
==In Popular Culture==
===In Music===
Most noteably, the entire Emo/Scene culture seem to have somehow contracted this disorder. Artists include:
* My Chemical Romance [chemical refers to the Burtron treatment]
* Travis [they are so depressed all the time]
* 50 Cent [incapable of admiring female companions]
==Related Illnesses==
Related disorders to CDHD have been noted by the Nefarious Association of Diabolical Psychiatrists (NADP). Some examples:
* Imagination-deficit hyperboredom disorder
* Humor-deficit hyperdull disorder
* Altruism-deficit hyperarrogant disorder 
* Slack-deficit hyperauthority disorder
Category:Psychology
Computer Errors

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A computer error occurs if you use Windows too much. Including the god forsaken Vista and ERROR 404. The founder of errors was ERROR! and has infamously become the staple of Windows. Every release (except 7.) is usually an unstable build of Windows. Therefore, it will crash after starting setup, your computer's gonna crash to test out the Blue Screen of Death. 
But in rare cases (Unless you're using the beta version of Windows Vista ) your computer is gonna have a problem starting up. This will trigger a new form of a BSOD called the Red Screen of Death. If you encounter this error, you're computer is pretty much trashed. 
Leading you to buy a new computer that is hopefully not Windows Vista or Windows ME. By a statement from Microsoft's founder and CEO, Bill Gates has officially stated this quote. With that said, It seems like Microsoft isn't even gonna try to fix them. The only effort they will be doing is making really unstable errors more unstable than Windows Vista with a bunch of viruses.
==error loading heading==
Sorry, the webpage has to be cut off due to an unexpected error that caused the webpage to crash.
If you're on Internet Explorer, fire a shotgun at your computer till it starts working.
If you're on firefox, burn down your house and kill any foxes along the way. No survivors.
If you're using Google Chrome, check to make sure if your computer is chrome plated. Its bad for chrome.
If you're using Opera, make sure you're using a virtual machine.
If you're using Netscape (somehow), go to your nearest shoe shop and purchase a cheeseburger and a coke. 
If you're using Safari, please complain this to Apple because you're not using Windows.
If none of these work, then pour milk into the router/modem then put salt in it. It will definitely work.
If that doesn't work, contact your administrator. like he will do anything. 
Category:Error
Computer programmer

A computer programmer is a type of grazing sloth often seen in school cafeterias. They are most often recognized by their unwashed hair, clothing, and (not surprisingly) strong, unpleasant musk scent. Also known as "geeks," programmers are generally considered to be highly intelligent in only one activity, programming. These harmless 'idiots savants' often fail to grasp the barest rudiments of social interaction, and therefore spend an inordinate amount of time masturbating.
:Factoid: Computer programmers have also been described as organisms that convert caffeine into program code.
== Specific characteristics ==
*Size: One inch, with a specific density of 0.338.
*Weight: Eight, sometimes nine.
*Life expectancy: Difficult to measure, since they do not have many of the usual characteristics of "life"
*Eye colour: None
*Colour of other areas of the body: semi-transparent pink with blue-yellow overtones
*Hobbies: Bugs, Monty Python, Zork, being patronising to users
*Canteen: Yes, they own several canteens.
*Password: Encrypted
*Website: Permanently "Under Construction"
*Discovered by: Bill Gates, 1776, in Hell, Montana
*Clothing: Unwashed tee-shirts and white socks.
*Habitat: At home with mother.
*Advantages: 
They are good at mind control
If it wasn't for them, we wouldn't be using computers like we are today
They can help you out if you have any problems with your computer...Eventually!
*Disadvantages:
They use the computer a lot
Most HAD good wages before the dot com bubble, and now make comparable salary to a mcdonald's worker
== Common activities ==
The typical computer programmer will usually be noticed either immobile in front of his computer screen, or meandering about, bearlike, seeking some kind of sweet or salty finger food. A common practice is also scouring garbage bins for partially-eaten, thrown-away food.
When not hibernating, the computer programmer spends most of his time looking for or producing bugs while being obscenely rude towards the typical computer user who is sitting innocently, also staring at his computer screen. 
== Procreation ==
While the typical programmer appears to be obsessed with sexual imagery, they are hindered in their attempts to actually mate by their unwieldy bulk, their lack of attractive plumage (high probability of Ginger hair), and an overall fear of communicating directly to human females. Since the creation of the Internet, male programmers have been much more able to locate female geeks, leading to a temporary and frightening rise in the programmer population.
== Influence on world economy ==
As of 2005, the computer programmer has absolutely no influence on global world economy. The Last thing even remotely near was when Fat joe stole a quarter.
==Notable Programmers==
*Bill Gates
*Linus Torvalds
*Neo
*Shigeru Miyamoto
*Flynn
category:computers
category:mammals
eo:Programisto
Concentrated Camp

First produced in the UK in the 1970's, Concentrated Camp (released in the US under the brand name Gay Spray!) became an instant best-selling range within the male 20-35 demographic. With the accompanying tagline "It's Gayness in a Can!" it is considered by many to be an iconic image branding, alongside Coca Cola and 7-Up.
==Massive Growth==
With advertising focusing on the growing Metrosexual movement, and seeking to draw on the universal popularity of the Carry On Films, Advertising Executives within the company focused on borderline publications such as GQ, Esquire and Popular Golfing to carry their message - “Are you looking to get yourself noticed on the public's gaydar?”
It is believed that Concentrated Camp works through the use of unspecified chemicals which affect the so called gay chromosome, triggering the release of pheromones from the Asinine Gland, which in turn mutates and transforms the genotype and phenotype of the individual. Dependant upon dosage the effects may range from an appreciation of Kitsch to full blown Carmen Miranda Syndrome.
==Extended Range==
 
The success of Concentrated Camp led their company Directors to clamour for a way to break into other related markets. In June 1977, the success of George Lucas' film epic led the way for the release of Space Camp, a futuristic vacuum sealed deodorant spray. 
This opened the door for a number of brand extensions including:
* Boot Camp: A deodorizer with built in slow release patch.
* Fat Camp: A low cholesterol, low fat spread.
* Camp Fuck You Die: Flavoured Condom Range.
Plans are under way to extend the range further, with recently leaked details about products named Holiday Camp, Military Camp and Forced Labour Camp amongst the suggested new products.
==Known Side Effects==
During the early 1990s it was discovered that prolonged use of Concentrated Camp did produce a number of unwanted side effects beyond a love of Carry On Films, the Wizard Of Oz and John Waters films. Excessive facial hair in the form of thick black moustaches, a preference for PVC trousers and mesh vest tops, in conjunction with numerous other stereotypical perceptions of homosexuality have been recorded in over a hundred cases. In 2002 Concentrated Camp settled a number of cases out of court for an undisclosed figure.
==Logo==
The original logo for Concentrated Camp showed a very much detailed drawing of two naked people being spanked on a bed by each other using bull whips. The AHDFAHDADALR decided it was too inappropriate and they had to change it. The replacement was just the same thing except more detailed. They still use this logo in everywhere but Texas and Mexico, for the obvious reasons my good chum.
==Recommended Daily Dosage==
Recommended Dosage - Do Not Exceed
 	Infants	Children	Adults
Fondness for Pink Smoking Jackets	1 Drop 	1 Drop 	1 Drop
Graham Norton 	3 Drops	3 Drops 	2 Drops
Judy Garland Fixation 	5 Drops	5 Drops 	4 Drops
Acidic Bitchiness 	8 Drops	6 Drops 	5 Drops
Village People 	9 Drops	9 Drops 	7 Drops
Carmen Miranda Syndrome 	NA 	12 Drops	10 Drops
Category:SexualityCategory:HomosexualityCategory:StereotypesCategory:Camp
Condom Fun

CAUTION: Semen can be is hazardous to your health and may cause pregnancy in females!
Condom balloons, or condoms, as they are known for short, have long been used to collect semen. In addition, as high-quality balloons, they are especially festive when inflated with helium and allowed to hover above carnival tents, picnic tables, or outdoor children’s birthday parties. However, if they are to be filled with helium, they must first be drained of any semen they have collected, as this fecundating fluid’s weight makes it impossible for the balloons to float, even when filled with lighter-than-air gas. Condoms can also be inflated with air and used as regular balloons, with or without semen inside, although, without helium, they will not float.
Condoms have many other uses, too, as this cartoon shows, which makes them popular items. Condom fun is cheap entertainment. For this reason, few American households are without at least a few packages of the balloons.
==Other Uses==
Condoms are usually cream colored, but they are available in a variety of fun colors as well, many of which contrast sharply with the white semen they contain when they are used as semen collectors.
Typically, condoms are equipped with a reservoir tip, or nipple, and can be used as adult pacifiers.
Women and gay men, in particular, often find them comforting, but straight men tend to avoid them except as party favors worn on their penises as crude sleeves.
Condoms are also used as windsocks, and some women have worn them as earrings.
Flavored, condoms make tasty snacks.
In an emergency, condoms can be used as makeshift dental dams. Most people find condoms amusing, because, in shape, they resemble an erect penis or a miniature dirigible.
Condoms also make excellent costumes for masquerade balls or can be worn as funny party hats.
Former President Bill Clinton (a. k. a. "Slick Willy") wore a condom costume when he worked as a lobbyist for the Free Sex Society.
Boys have cut condoms in half lengthwise to make elastic bands for slingshots.
Also, though seldom used in this fashion, condoms are used as a method of birth control. This abnormal usage is only implemented by radicals to the virginity movement.
It is also very fun to give a condom a blowjob to make makeshift balloons for you're child's birthday party.
==Cartoons==
Condoms have often been featured in comic strips and cartoons. In one such cartoon, a boy looks dumbfounded as he explains to his pregnant girlfriend, “I don’t know how it happened! I put a condom on a cucumber, just like they showed us in sex ed!”
Another cartoon shows a customer’s attempt to purchase a condom rejected by a vending machine that doesn’t consider her attractive enough for anyone to be interested in sexually.
==Video Games==
Condoms have even become the stars of action video games that promote condom use. Unfortunately, most adult males are not interested in video games, and boys already know how to put condoms of bananas, cucumbers, and other cylindrical objects other than the erect penis.
Source: This article is brought to you by the Federal Program to Waste Tax Dollars Persuading Men to Wear Condoms.
Category: Toys
Confession

:Whoops, maybe you were looking for Confession (Catholicism)?
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Confession has been described as the most fiendishly complex board game ever devised.
It is thought to have originated in Central America circa 1000AD, and is believed to have directly led to the downfall of the Aztec civilisation, and also to be the inspiration for the theme tune to 'The Flintstones'.
Players are advised to have completed a Last Will & Testament before even looking at the instructions on the box.
== How to Play ==
For between 3 and 67 players:
*Each player receives 17 Confession Tablets, a pair of dice, two sink plungers, and a small monkey for delivering sealed bids to the PlayMaster.
*The players then discard each third tablet, which are all piled in the centre of the PlayTable, and set on fire.
*Vole-Clenching tactics must then be discussed between diagonally opposite teams, using Navy semaphore lamps. Each team's semaphore language must be indistinguishable from the lyrics of a randomly chosen Maurice Chevalier song.
Note: At this point any remaining rope-scales MUST be entangled symbolically before an image of the Assistant PlayMaster, and broadcast on the local TV channel.
*Third Bogies are swapped, and first badgers are bid.
*If the first badger is less than 22, the leading player of each team must declare 'Pixie', and pass his / her fourth tablet to the least interesting player's blue section.
First Break is now instigated. All players must be sealed in wooden sheds for two days, and released when play recommences.
*As the positional bids have now been revoked, the game can properly commence with the first sealed bids. 
*Opening gambits are only used if one of the team is left-handed, otherwise 'Queen Oprah' rules apply.
*The players now swap the 'scatter pieces', and roll the dice.
*If the dice value is less than trump, no-gambit bidding will once again be written on the score-pegs, in Braille.
*The PlayMaster gathers the score-pegs, calculates the total value (less spillage) and declares the winner.
*As the winner is being weighed to discourage cheating, all the remaining players are slaughtered.
*Game Two can then commence.
== See Also ==
*Dice
*Hungry Hungry Oprahs
*Tic-Tac-Toe
*World War II
category:gamescategory:Monkeyscategory:Religion
Confucius Say: Me Love You Really Long Time

I am Confucius. Master of philosopher, keeper of highest wisdom, solver of great riddles. I know that we not know if tree falls in forest he make noise. I know we not know sound of one hand making clap. Me know why raven like writing desk. I give wise counsel; I head and I forget. Me see and remember. I do and understand. And me love you really long time.
==Long time==
I understand. You not convinced. You not understand why great mind of time speak broken English. But I speak truth. I know many wise saying.
And me know love. Before you begin on journey of revenge, dig two graves. Me know beauty; everyting has ten tousand beauty but not everyone see beauty of sun. Me know ignorance; ignorance is night of mind, night witout moon and losing big dipper. Me know love wider tan Yangtze River, higher tan cumulus clouds, yellower tan Yellow River. Me know love. And me love you really long time.
==Long long time==
Ten dolla make me love you long time. Twenty dolla and I love you very, very long time. Five minute at least. Longer tan longest time. It not matter how slowly you go, so long as you know heavenly principles. Confucius hold faitfulness and sincerity as first principle. And me sincerely love you long, long time. Best tirty dolla you spend.
==Staying power of mighty elephant==
Doubt me yet? I practice art of Zen. My own bed is pebble Zen garden. I wrap you in silk sheets like vietnam spring roll. I am ancient mighty bedroom warrior– I forge tantric energy wit sacred blue medicine and all night, every night for long, too too long. Crisis is opportunity, and when my crisis about to come, me tink of your grandmoter in bottom fun time and I last two more hours at least. I train wit army of bound samurai slave in basement, make me master of art of hold back climax. You can ask me about how long. Answer: really, really, really long. Pinky swear.
==Confucius say, better tan man paradise]]==
No, wait! You not go to place of heavenly sticks. Better here. Me love you long time here. You no need slave in restraint for satisfaction. I give you golden moon package. Five dolla discount. You no go to street corner find comfort favour darling, my house warm, very warm. I am better tan bat house. I take out my fake teef, like empty pearl oyster. Confucius better tan lucky chicken treesome and stronger tan virile dragon. You enjoy more tan sacred panda job. So long time. Stay wit me. So very very very long. Confucius never say more. Pay first, ten my love long time is for you, really only for you for very, very, long, long time.
==See also==
*Prostitution
*Philosophy
Category:FA Philosophy
Category:FA China
Confuse

This page is confusing! I bet some confused people are confusidly looking for 
Confusion! What confused noobs!''
Someone told me what some word or something meant. But I forgot when and where. And what. And who?
==So there I was==
Surrounded by 500 mongooses. What is a mongoose anyway is it a type of goose? Or a squirrel? What's with that really?(I'll try not to dance on this one)
==Huh==
I seem to be {{confusing]] you. Why doesn't that link work? What the hell? Why can't anything work my way. How come hell became useable in such a way? How come I say hell so much? Hell hell hell! This is all too much. I seem to be confused. What does anything mean? Why the {{hell]] do we even speak [{english}]? Agh! Those damn links again! Where is the origin of the ! button? Better check !ts page. Wa!t! ! think! I! was su!!ppose!d to !!w!r!i!t!e! this art!cle about someth!ng! What was the ! button's funct!on aga!n!
==What the |<{[(hell)]}>|!==
God! That wasn!t a l!nk e!ther! Well! ! guess the only th!ng left to do !s confuse you!
==!!!==
Oh sh!t! ! ran out of room! Better go look up the {[!}] key. Stup!d l!nks!
==!!==
YES! THAT WAS !T! ! was wr!t!ng a page on be!ng confused! YES! 
==!==
So! the cabbage!s car turned !nto the left lane! only to be broads!ded by a drunk man on a coked up un!corn! caus!ng cheese pr!ces to go down !n Belg!um! Your MOM! WTF STFU Madame! Je ne parle pas franca!s! PAS PARLE! What the hell! !!m so fr!ck!ng confused! 
==What?==
What is this article about. It was explained, but it was unclear. I mean, what am I writing about? Stupid topics. What does stupid mean anyways? Is it an insult that became so gallingly common that it became useless? What does gallingly mean? Isn't a gall some tree wart thingy? Why couldn't my damn bio teacher explain that?
Category:Confusion
th:งง
Conio.h

Conio.h (sometimes called CONIO.H) is an include file found in C programming environments on MS-DOS and Windows systems. By way of Extremely Clever Preprocessor Voodoo (ECPV), it converts any Microsoft C compiler into a QBASIC compiler:
Without CONIO.H, you only have the incredibly difficult-to-use C programming language:
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <conio.h>
#define MICROSOFT exit
#define pie (1-1)
#define a
#define cherry
#define on
#define PATRONUM )() = { printf }
#define please EOF
#define pretty ( 
#define top ==
#define EXPECTO int(*writeSomethingToScreen[ ]
#define with
int main(int argc, char **argvvv[]) {
 /* Say the magic words */
 EXPECTO PATRONUM;
 while (please) {
 /* Other magic words are nice too. */
 MICROSOFT pretty please with a cherry on top (****************writeSomethingToScreen)("%s\n", &pie["Hello, World!"]));
 }
} 
Output:
Hello World
With it, Microsoft's advanced QBASIC language instantly becomes available!
#include <conio.h>
10 PRINT "Hello, World!"
GOTO 10
IF CANTFIND(10) THEN
 GET DIRECTIONSTO(10)
END IF
IF STILLCANTFIND(10) THEN
 DEF SEG = 0
 DEFJAM = SUP
 POKE PEPE, PEEK(PANTIES)
END IF
MIKEE = HANDSOME
Output:
 Hello, Philippines!
...and about a pint of semen.
==Name==
Conio.h is believed to be a corruption of the Spanish word coño, which means cunt. Conio is pronounced exactly the same way as coño: Cone-yo. Microsoft claims that those who use CONIO.H find it easier to get a piece of coño.
In 2007, information leaked from a Microsoft employee who apparently was a part of the original team of people that created conio.h, who stated that Conio.h actually comes from the Bulgarian word Коньо (again, pronounced Cone-yo) which is how horses are addressed in that language, since it most accurately represents the types of women the team of developers were dating at the time.
==Portability==
Many attempts have been made to port conio.h to operating systems other than MS-UNO. There is a somewhat-working version for MS-DOS, and an inbred, mutant version for Windows.
Several attempts have been made to port conio.h to Linux, but since conio.h is actually an MS-DOS executable, this has proven quite difficult. The lack of conio on Linux has caused programmers on that platform to shout ncurses at Microsoft.
==Programs That Use Conio.H==
The popular video game BSOD was written entirely in conio.h-enabled QBASIC.
Category:Programming languages