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Middle Easter

A Day to celebrate the resurection of the Lord Suddam Hussein, second Messiah. Original date is January Second, but is to be celebrated on the first Tuesday of every year.
==The Story of Middle Easter==
As was prophesized and as He Himself predicted, former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein resurrected three days after His supposed execution. At dawn on the third day, al-Maria and al-Magdalena - two female followers - came to His tomb, but found the large stone at its entrance was moved, which had taken three strong Americans to place, and the American guards incapacitated. According to the account of Hussein biographer al-Mark, they rushed inside to find Hussein's body missing, and a mysterious man in white who told them, "You are looking for Saddam Hussein, your Lord. He is not here. He has risen, and has gone ahead of you to Baghdad." 
The women rushed home in amazement to tell the other Baath Party members, who at first did not believe them. "Our leader was hanged at the gallows - I saw this with my very own eyes on Youtube," said one insurgent. Another chastized the women, saying they "must not have seen the tomb clearly through the thin eye slits in their burqas." 
Meanwhile, according to witness al-Luke, Saddam disguised himself and appeared to two men on the way to Tikrit. As they somberly discussed recent events and his hanging, Saddam asked them who they were talking about, "Saddam Hussein," they replied, "He was a leader, powerful in word and deed before Allah and all the people. The Americans and our rulers handed Him over to be sentenced to death, and they hanged Him; but we had hoped that He was the one who was going to redeem Iraq." Hussein then took off His disguise, and they recognized Him, overcome with joy.
The men returned at once to Baghdad and found the eleven senior Baath party officials. As they recounted the story of his resurrection, the dictator Himself appeared among them and said "Death to America!" At first the followers were frightened, but Saddam let them touch Him to prove He was truly alive.
Later, after Saddam left to get his beard trimmed, al-Thomas, who was out on an insurgent mission, returned to the hideout. The other disciples told him "We have seen the Lord Saddam." But he said to them "unless I see on His back the mark of the whips, and place my finger on the gash in His neck, I will never believe." Shortly thereafter, Saddam returned and again greeted them saying "Death to America!" He said to al-Thomas, "Put your finger here, where the infidels' rope cut my neck. Do not disbelieve, but believe." Al-Thomas answered him "My Lord and my President!" 
Various sources report Saddam appeared again to many people during the next day, finally gathering them on a mountain in Anbar province. In a rousing speech, holding a rifle in his hand like in the olden days, Hussein instructed His followers to "Go forth in Jihad against the invaders, and teach them to obey everything I have commanded you. And remember - I am with you always, until the Americans are defeated."
Category:Holidays
Category:Easter
Category:Middle East
Middle English

Middle English is the type of English spoken in Middlesex, England. It is a dialect derived from Spanish that has remained unchanged since who-knows-when. Naturally, these people vote for the Conservatives every time, since they can't be bothered even to update their language.
The grammar of Middle English is not drastically different from that of modern English. However, the spelling and pronunciation can appear alien to the casual speaker.
==Examples of Middle English==
English
Middle English
Pronunciation
We will travel to France next Friday.
VVe vville vvende to la Frence uponne la nexte Fridaye.
Kvath er thath hyar?.
Somewhere, a Middle English scholar is crying that this butchering of the beautiful language is taking place.
Soum-vvher, en Mittelengelische pedaunte est weepynge que ce butcherynge de la belle langue est happenynge.
Bliny pe-chow-nee-yay.
==VVorks vvritten in Middle English==
*VVilliam Shakespeare's astrological observations
*Shakespeare's plays
*Most sitcoms
*King Arthur
*Spider-man 2
*1984
*Frodo the Potter in Tibet by J.K. Tolkien
*VVikipedia
Category:Coherent
Category:Languages
Category:Middle Ages
Midget Power

Midget Power is a small but highly dangerous gang of midgets located in Sydney, Australia. The members of which wish to remain un-named but reports show that a few of the members may be ancestors of the three (thought to be extinct) midget races, dwarf, leprechaun and hobbit. Although reports vary, we know for sure that when the Midget Power members catch wift of anyone insulting midgets, those people will soon be begging for mercy as a swarm of midgets come and attack. Midgets do consume human flesh, it is the essence of their way of life. 
==Weapons==
An average midget pack will be armed with assorted assault rifles, high explosives, and various novelty cheeses. Beware they also have the ability to kick shins really hard so they can reach your face when you fall over. In christmas season it can be expected that midget packs will be carrying various flashbomb grenades disguised as christmas crackers and other festive merchandice containing gunpowder. Other weapons include various home-made items. A prime example is the fire work gun made by [Nedaniel Corp.].
Don't forget their awesome midget head biting powers.
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==History==
*February 27, 1950: Sir Edward McShortstuff creates Midget Power and then retirees.
*April 2, 1966: Midget Power members dwindle as tall people are more common.
*January 1, 1980: The members of Midget Power enlist the help of the reputated gang, Baby Power to re-enforce the ratio between the Tall and the Short.
*May 1989: Midget Power grows in power and is near the height of their power.
*January 4, 1990: Midget Power opens a new colony in San Diego, California. Much havoc and wasted gas money quickly ensue.
*June 10, 1991-June 10, 1992: More members of Midget Power were born in any year.
*November 25, 2000: Midget Power helps in the defeat of Pinky and other members of Dark side of the Force
*February 14, 2004: Midget Power gang spreads in renown and grows ever larger.
*April 6, 2011: Midget power gang kills 2 in Redfern. Unfortunately the two Midgets got away with it as the police did not search low enough for them.
Category:Evil Organizations
Category:Midgets
Mike

Mike can refer to:
Mike can also mean:
*Mike, my friend next door. The guy with the PS3. Do you remember him? You don't? But we spent all the night chatting! You don't remember him? The guy with the funny t-shirt? No, no, the other guy. The one who was dancing. No, he wasn't drunk. No, no, the other. Yes, no, no, he didn't have a limp leg. The one with the short hair. No, not that one, the other one. The guy with the, umm, what do you call those things... can't remember right now. Mike. FUCKING MIKE, for fuck's sake !!!
Category:Names
Mike Atherton

Michael Andrew Atherton OBE (born 23 March 1968) is of of England's most decorated donut vendors, achieving fame for his wide range of flavours and rapport with fans, especially at the dinosaur-infested Marylebone Cricket Club.
His donuts have received TOUCHDOWNS!! from Australian Idol judge Mark Holden, and was narrowly defeated by Iron Chef Southampton in a match that has since shown to be rigged. Iron Chef Southampton was in fact Jamie Oliver, a qualified ophthalmologist residing on the bank of Yangtze River, China.
==Donut-vending career==
He began his donut-vending career in Manchester Grammar School, selling cinnamon donuts during hurling matches. Despite his best attempts to bribe his famous donut-loving coach, Homer J. Simpson, he was never admitted to the hurling team, even though half his team was kicked out of school for failing to defeat a touring team consisting of Bangladeshi pineapples. Simpson subsequently promoted two members of the Simpson clan, Jessica and Ashlee, to the first grade team, raising more than one eyebrow (how do you raise only one eyebrow anyway??) [It's easy. Cn you really not do this? - ED]. Atherton left to seek greener pastures.
Gradually he added to his repertoire of flavours, such as spam, new cinnamon, classic cinnamon, coke, pot, grass, crack and heroin, not to mention the special dirtinpocket edition. In 1989, he was appointed to sell donuts at England cricket games, first did so at the Theatre of Wet Dreams, Manchester; and in 1993 took over from Graham Gooch as the head donut vendor in England. He achieved this feat at age just 24.
==Controversy==
Unfortunately, his tenure was controversial. On his first day as the top donut vendor, he was caught mixing dirt with his donuts. He claimed that the donut is made more effective, or in his term, "swings". The incident occurred in South Africa, where jokes about colouring donuts was not taken especially kindly. Atherton's lack of political awareness made a mockery of the art of donut-vending, and his old coach Homer J. Simpson was heard muttering "umm...donuts..." upon hearing this news.
He especially lacked success with the powerful Australian market, consistently failing to register big sales. In particular, Glenn McGrath dismissed his approaches 19 times, a world record.
Fortunately for the English donut scene, Atherton has ceased his donut operations; instead he has joined some fellow donut vendors in discussing their experiences on television during cricket matches. As if anyone cares.
==See also==
*Cricket
*Donut
*Causes of Death of English Test Match Captains
Category:British cricketers
Category:British television personalities
Mike Johnson

Mike "Discount white Trump-loving version of Xi Jinping who wants to ban everything" Johnson (born January 30, 1972) is an American politician currently serving as the 56th and current Shitter of the United States House of Reprehensibles. A member of the Tory Party, Johnson is a hard-wing Trumper who loves America a little bit too much. He's also a staunch hater of both Israel and Palestine, and his ass will probably be the one place where the Zionists and Al-Qaeda team up and both fly planes into his house.
== Early life ==
Mike Johnson is a nobody from Louisiana. Probably an oiler. I don't know. All that I know is that he's too conservatives. Orthodox Jews would find his dick too big into conservatism. And that's saying a lot.
Johnson's favorite childhood activity was playing a game in grade school called banning. You name something, he bans it! He loved the game so much he converted it over into his mainstream politics!
== Career ==
Johnson's a career politician, not an outsider. He consistently supported legislation to ban McDonalds, Walmart, the Gap, Baseball, IKEA, Toyota, Ford, Casinos, Guns, Abortion, Islam, Jews, and Bed Bath and Bankrupt!
Johnson advocated for Christian supremacy numerous times.
== Political positions ==
=== Abortion ===
Ban it! Abortion is murder!
=== San Francisco's majority population ===
Ban them!
=== Guns ===
He loves them! Keep them alive!
=== Guns N' Roses ===
Ban them!
=== Israel ===
The Holy Land belongs not to Jews, not to Muslims, but to TRUE EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANS. The Holy Land is the one true place devoted to God, Jesus, and God's Prophet Donald Trump.
==== Where is the holy land? ====
The holiest land is Trump Tower.
=== Nintendo ===
Let's a Ban Them!
=== Sega ===
Genesis does get banned.
=== Islam ===
Ban it!
=== Liberals ===
Ban them!
=== China West Taiwan vs Taiwan Chinese Taipei ===
Ban them both! China is AMERICAN territory! With more territory we can ban more things!
Category:Republicans
Category:Political Bullshit
Category:Politics of the United States
Category:People who want to destroy all things
Category:Bat fuck insane politicians
Mike Pence

Michael Richard "Mike" Pence (born June 7, 1959) was a RINO who somehow became the 48th Vice President of the United States from 2017 to 2021, probably because he licked Donald Trump's boots. Almost nobody outside of Indiana knew who he was before he became the VP.
==Early life==
Pence was born in the city of Pence, located in the RINO state of Pence. Not much else is known about his early life, apart from the fact that he's a globalist.
==Infiltrating politics==
Pence is a Democrat who voted for a globalist in the 1980 election, but later found religion and became a born-again Christian (but in name only). After a few years of floundering and doing nothing, he had screwed over enough people to not only infiltrate enter the U.S. Congress from 2001 through 2013, but to even be considered as a illegitimate candidate for President.
==Hatred of adultery==
Pence rightfully and morally says that he will not be alone with any woman other than his wife. Doctors call this Advanced Mommy's-Boy Syndrome. Pence is somehow convinced that he is so good-looking to the point that women will tempt him, as Eve did Adam.
==Vice Presidency shitshow==
After winning the 2016 nomination for U.S. President, Donald Trump chose Pence to be his bitch Vice President. Trump later said that he made the selection to "balance the ticket" as candidates often do:
After four years of doing nothing and standing behind Trump at the podium, Pence went rogue in 2020 and refused to play his part as constitutional President of the U.S. Senate.
He chose to not use his authority to count Electoral Votes, but to instead crumple up all of them and discard them. Joe Biden was certified the President.
It was also the final nail in the coffin for Trump/Pence relations. Pence massed outside the Capitol and chased Trump supporters with guns, handcuffs, pitchforks, and naked photographs of Joe Biden.
==Campaign and failure==
Pence, a RINO, tried to unsuccessfully run for President in the 2024 primaries, only to be laughed at by everyone in the room. He shrugged off the criticism with things a typical globalist would say.
Eventually, Pence ended his campaign and returned to working for the CIA, while everyone else laughed at him.
== See also ==
* UnNews:Mike Pence turns into a pickle
* Billy Graham rule
Category:American politicians
Category:Vice Presidents of the United States
Category:Evil Clowns
Category:Republicans
Category:Indiana
Category:Christianity
Category:Donald Trump
Mikáhrin

==Mikáhrin, Spirit Guardian of Suwanee Skies==
Long before the settlers arrived in what is now known as Suwanee, GA, the native people spoke in hushed tones of Mikáhrin, the ancient spirit guardian of the skies. Mikáhrin has watched over the lands, weaving tales of rain and sun over the expansive Chattahoochee River.
===Appearance===
Mikáhrin, in stark contrast to many celestial deities, has short gray hair and looks like he's indulged in the good things in life.. Ancient depictions show him with curious eye adornments, which modern anthropologists speculate might be akin to what contemporary cultures call "hornrimmed glasses." These serve as a symbol of his ability to foresee the weather's intricacies. Mikáhrin's laughter is robust and hearty, echoing through the skies, signaling a gentle shower or a radiant day. His attire, while practical for his earthly semblance, is often said to shimmer with ethereal undertones, capturing the spirit of the Suwanee skies.
===Attributes=== 
*Tóka Staff: Mikáhrin wields the Tóka Staff, a sacred relic that shifts the seasons with a mere tilt.
*Chalúce of the Waters: With the Chalúce, a vessel filled with sacred river water, he dictates the dance of the rains. A sip ushers in storms, while returning its contents ensures clear skies.
===Legend === 
It's whispered that the unpredictable days, where sunshine turns suddenly to rain, are the moments when Mikáhrin is deep in thought, balancing the land's thirst with the hopes of its inhabitants. Elders counsel that offerings and chants at the lake's edge may curry Mikáhrin's favor, though the whims of such an ancient spirit remain largely inscrutable.
The soft murmurs heard on tranquil nights are believed to be Mikáhrin's lullabies, promising serene weather and fruitful yields. On tempestuous nights, his voice booms, echoing the untamed vigor of nature.
Legend narrates that not once, but twice, Mikáhrin's name found its place etched onto the revered Wall of Memory, a gesture reserved for those who have profoundly shaped the community. These distinguished recognitions stand as undying tributes to his deep influence over the land and its denizens. Such accolades have immortalized Mikáhrin, ensuring that his essence remains woven into the very fabric of Suwanee's history, cherished and recounted by generations present and future.
=== Celebration=== 
It is said that in the waning days of September, the people came together for "Mikáhrin's Revel." Offerings—fruits, handcrafted tokens, and festive garlands—are laid by the side of a grand communal pool, reminiscent of the Chattahoochee's flowing waters, invoking the spirit's favor for continued balmy weather.
Nowadays, Mikáhrin's legacy isn't just old tales. It represents Suwanee's deep connection to the land, the skies, and the rhythm of nature, nurturing respect, harmony, and appreciation for the environment that surrounds them.
Category:Mythology
Category:Georgia
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Milk in a Can

thumb|right|999px|This can, labeled "Milk in a Can", appears like just a can from the outside. But on the inside, there is milk. Milk in a Can!
Milk in a Can! It's milk...in a can!
==What is Milk in a Can?==
Milk in a Can is milk in a can. It tastes like milk in a can and cannot be pasteurized, sterilized, demoralized, or hypnotized. It is drunk by the professionals, which we assume to be a bunch of old guys in lab coats and thick glasses. It is more popular than Popular Mechanics (a magazine that is, surprisingly, not all that popular among mechanics, no matter how popular those mechanics may be) and a proud supporter of the manic and unfunny Dane Cook.
Milk in a Can comes in many delicious and exciting flavors, including regular, chocolate, black, white, Asian, Azeri, Canadian, strawberry, anthrax, and kosher.
thumb|left|240px|This could be you. Unless you're Whoopi Goldberg, in which case this is you. Freaky, eh?
==Where it comes from==
What? Who doesn’t know how to get it? Have you never been to the Milk in a Can aisle at the Milk in a Can store? Have you been living in a cave? Oh, you have. What's the rent go for on a cave, these days?
Milk in a Can was discovered when someone poured the contents of a bottle...into a can. The bottle contained milk. The can, initially, did not. This unidentified milk pourer, bored of the idea, abandoned it on the counter. His son, arriving at home after soccer practice, founded the forlorn and lonely milk in a can and decided to market it...as Milk in a Can. The initial idea for milk in a can came from Satan and drinking it is considered the only way to legally to get high on the planet Uranus.
==FAQs about Milk in a Can==
Q: "Why should I drink Milk in a Can?
A: "Who are you and what are you doing in my bathroom?"
Q: "I hate Milk in a Can. What do you have to say to that?"
A: *gunshot* "Next question, please."
Q: "I hate milk in a can and I have a bulletproof vest. What do you have to say to that?"
thumb|right|There are some people who just have to be associated with Milk in a Can.
A: "That's a fine vest. Where could I, the 'Answer Guy', purchase clothing of that nature?"
Q: "Aren't we getting off topic?"
A: "Yes. Yes, we are. I try not to, but I get lost when I gaze into your soft blue eyes, and the dulcet tones of your voice fill me with a desire that only Milk in a Can can quench..."
Q: <looks uncomfortable> "Does Milk in a Can have vitamins and minerals?"
A: "Milk in a Can has everything from Vitamin A to Vitamin B. Also, syphilis, which is like Vitamin D, but minty."
Q: "Are you stupid or something?"
A: "Stupid is as stupid does."
Q: "Indeed."
==The message of Milk in a Can:==
Drink it. NOW.
Category:Inventions
Million Dollar Baby

Million Dollar Baby is a movie about one period in the life of Ed Gein, and his attempts to stop a dangerous thief. It stars Bruce Willis as Gein, and Burt Reynolds as his boxing trainer, Tupac Shakur. It is the all-time best selling movie of all time, grossing more money than actually exists within it's first showing. It has won several awards, including 724 Jr. Oscars at the Kids' Choice Awards.
== Plot ==
The plot of Million Dollar Baby is based on a real event in life of Ed Gein, when he was just beginning to become a crime fighter. In the beginning of the film, a burglar breaks into a museum and steals a solid gold baby, worth approxiamately $1 million, hence the title. The police are unable to catch the criminal, so Gein decides to take matters into his own hands. He gets into a fight with thief, but loses his knife and has to use his hands to fight. The thief, having fists of fury, beats the living crap out of Ed Gein. Gein then lies in a coma for about 3 years, until rapper Tupac Shakur comes along and finds him. Shakur convinces Gein to train in the ways of boxing, and after 32 montages, Gein's training is finished. He leaves out notices for a challenge to the thief in a boxing match, and the winner gets the million dollar baby. The thief accepts the challenge and shows up at the match, but Gein, even with his newly developed own fists of fury, is unable to beat the thief. Just when all hope seems lost, Tupac shows up with his gang and fills the thief full of lead.
Taking off his mask, Ed Gein discovers that the thief was none other than Muhammad Ali, who stole the baby in order to support the Nation of Islam, which was doing quite bad since Malcolm X-Treme left. Gein cuts off Ali's hands and surgically attachs them to his own to gain his punching might. Tupac is given the golden baby as a piece of bling, and everyone is happy. After the movie ends, you see Gein punching Muhammad Ali and Ali breaking his neck on a chair. 
== Sequel ==
A sequel for Million Dollar Baby is currently in the works to be released in 3012. It will star the same cast as the previous film, and will be about the murder of Tupac for the million dollar baby.
== Cast ==
thumb|The portayal of Ed Gein in Million Dollar Baby is widely considered to be Bruce Willis's best acting ever.
The following people starred in the film:
*Ed Gein- Bruce Willis
*Tupac Shakur- Burt Reynolds
*Muhammad Ali- Gary Coleman
*Referee- Captain Planet
*Tupac's Crew- Vanilla Ice, Jesus, Easy E
*Random Police Officer Who Explodes- Sam Fisher
There were many more roles in the film, but all the actors were mysteriously killed after the production of the movie, and thus unimportant.
== See Also ==
*Tupac Shakur
*Awesomeness
*Ed Gein
*Explosion
*Boxing
Category:2000s films
Category:American films
Category:Infancy
Category:Boxing