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Stern John

Stern John (born 8AD), the Sternest of all Johns, is world renowned for being the Sternest man to walk the earth. So you best not mess with him. There is however anti-abuse protestors that want to stop people being so Stern about Stern, apparently he doesn't want to be known as Stern. I think we have to come to the conclusion that you cannot judge a person by his/her first name.
==Rise to Sternness==
In the first and final International Stern Contest in 1972, many Sterns were whittled down in a quest to find the Ultimate King Of Stern. Events included the Stern Jump, the Stern Vault and Stern Boxing. The tournament culminated in a final Stern-Off, with Howard Stern battling Stern John for the trophy. Despite many unkind words from Howard Stern, which were later found to have broken the rules, Stern John won easily, claiming the title and ascending to international fame and glory.
==The Sternest Man Alive==
Many high-budget Hollywood film roles followed in the 1980s, starring alongside such legends as Hulk Hogan and Robin Williams. By the turn of the nineties, work was drying up and a last ditch effort resulted in "The Sternest Man Alive", an action-packed 20-minute cartoon series similar to James Bond Jr. He was due to act in the 2008 horror movie "The continued falling of Southampton FC, but it was not released because one day before it was due to be released Southampton were taken over by a Billionaire.
==Stern, how we love you==
Stern John currently plays international socball for Trinidad & Tobago. His natural talent for extreme Sternness was uber-apparent in his nation's first 2006 World Cup group match against Sweden, where he spent 25 minutes prior to the match staring out a giant Swede, before hacking it to pieces with a hickory stick, to a mighty roar from the travelling crowd. He eats 5 pounds of mac n'cheese before every game because he can and no one can argue with him for fear of an ass whoopin from the Sterness himself. Stern John and Avery John are brothers contrary to popular belief. Michael Maseda hearts Kaka
==See Also==
*Howard Stern
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Steve Ballmer/Lite

At a request from Microsoft fanboys at RIAA, Steve Ballmer's letter has been cleaned from expletives. Under no circumstances should you read the main article, unless you are a Linux sysadmin. The words here are much more frightening for you than those found in the non-lite article.
==Steve Ballmer's polite apology letter to Google==
Dear Eric Schmidt,
I would like to politely apologize for my aggressive behavior. I fully realize that this move dealt a serious blow to Microsoft's reputation in the eyes of software corporations, leave alone the opinion of independent developers.
Destroying Google was never my intent. As the Microsoft CEO, I am interested in the continuation of the long-term partnership between Microsoft and Google. Furthermore, it would be an honor for me to participate in any future Google campaigns, including those that promote the competitors of Microsoft. It should be widespread knowledge that Microsoft respects fair competition and has never engaged in any attempts to undermine it.
As a token of my goodwill, I hereby resign all claims that leaving Microsoft is crime and vow to never again throw furniture at or otherwise harm my own colleagues. Microsoft agrees to recognize the fact that selling copies of free software is legal, regardless of the method by which these copies were obtained. In respect to copyright law, Microsoft recognizes the GNU General Public License and other free licenses as valid legal documents.
Yours sincerely,
Steve Ballmer
Microsoft, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, WA
P.S. No committee or court has forced me to write this letter.
Steve King

Steven Arnold "Steve" King (born May 28, 1949) was the U.S. Representative for Iowa's 5th congressional district, serving from 2003 until 2021. He is a member of the Republican Party.
The district is located in the western part of the state and includes Sioux City and Council Bluffs.
==Early life, education and career==
The legends surrounding Steve King's birth have become as numerous as the number of immigrants (both legal and illegal) he has personally deported in his cattle trailer. Some say that his mother was a carny for the Barnum and Bailey circus, while others believe that he in fact had no biological mother, but rather was grown in a petri dish during an Iowa State University anthrax experiment.
Although King's true parentage is unknown, legal documents indicate that he became the foster child of Satan in the year 1966, at the onset of the Vietnam War. Like other members of Satan's brood, including George W. Bush, Dan Quayle, and Ronnie James Dio, King did not serve in the Vietnam War. Instead, he took refuge with a colony of hobos from Storm Lake, Iowa, who later vowed to support him in a run for Congress, but only on the condition that he court the previously uncourted Bat-Shit Crazy segment of the Iowa voting public.
==Iowa Senate==
Congressman Steve King began his unholy reign over the 5th district of Iowa in the year 2002, a year declared to be the beginning of the end times by most notable prophets, including Nostradamus, David Blaine, and Chicken Little.
==Political positions==
Congressman King has been the source of a great deal of controversy since his first term in Congress. His most widely debated ideas include:
*The placement of a barcode on all "brown-skinned people" and the subsequent installation of supermarket scanning machines at all U.S./Mexico border checkpoints.
*The creation of an exchange student program that offers Washington, D.C. high school students the chance to live with insurgent families in Iraq.
*A law called the Helen Thomas Concealment Act, which requires all elderly female journalists to wear veils in public.
*A constitutional amendment requiring that any President-elect with a "foreign-sounding" name must change his (or her) legal name to "Bruce" prior to taking the oath of office.
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Stink-nose

One of the world's dirtiest and notorious practical jokes is the Stink-noser. Giving someone a Stink-nose or the act of Stink-nosing someone dates back to a summer camp gag concocted by 4 mysterious culprits in 1992. The exact location of it's creation is a little talked about mystery, although many people rumor the idea was conceived somewhere deep in the Canadian back woods during a canoe trip.
Stink-nosing requires 2 or 3 people, one of which needs to be asleep. The sleeping person is also the victim known as the Stink-nose-ee. There are 2 versions; the 2-man and the 3-man version. Both versions achieve a better effect with more witnesses.
Warning! A Stink-nose should only be performed on a person who is not well-liked. Unless you and your friends can handle a little poop between each other, this is a fecal-folly and might not produce the desired or intended reaction everyones going for.
==How it's Done==
#Acquire a target.
#Wait till said target is asleep. They must be asleep on their back.
#Quietly, you and your friends enter the target's tent, cabin, room, etc.
#One guy is gonna have to 'do one for the team' and take off his pants and underwear.
#Get the pantsless dude to climb over the sleeping person so their ass is hovering over the sleeper's face.
#Doing the deed:
:*2-man version: the person with their pants off, plunges down on the sleeping person's stomach with a punch hard enough to wake them up (not necessarily hurt them). If the person on top was positioned correctly, then the sleeping person will wake up, their head will come up and forward- nose thrusting into the other person's ass.
:*3-man version: rather than have 1 guy do all the work, the pantless guy can focus on positioning himself while his partner in crime wakes up the sleeping person with a punch to the gut.
==Notes==
*Having a few more people in the room is a good security measure. Most people don't like waking up with their nose in or near an asshole. Having proper backup is essential to this type of prank. 
*Caution should be given to the person who's gonna receive the inch of nasal in the rectal. Proper positioning requires ninja-like grace. Watch your bag. There's nothing like a slight miscalculation of judgment and having your stones head-butted into your own arse.
*Other variations of this prank include waking the victim with a stinky gym sock, stinky armpit or dirty pair of underwear. This also ads a scatalogical aspect without having to put too much work into it. Due to the overwhelming amount of dirty laundry at their disposal, football players would be the ones to take advantage of this the most. This explains why most people prefer not to become enemies with football players, as they would be destroyed by the horrific combination of foot odor and body odor experienced.
 
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Stoned

Stoned is like ... something ... I dunno, man. I was talking to this, like... cat... and he says, "Dude, I like, so totally respect you." And I'm all like, "What? Like, yeah, sure man." And he's all like... uhh, yeah. Like, did I tell you about when I was talking to this cat?
==Methodology==
To get stoned, you gotta, like ... uhh ... like, buy a big ass bag of weed, man. Hey, you know what we should do? We should like, call up this guy, and tell him his refrigerator's running, but, like, get this: IT WON'T BE!!! HAAHAHAHAH! Aww man, that would be like, so funny. Hey, do you notice like, how the walls got feelings, man? They get all, like, mad, or something, when I like, paint them. Hey, did I tell you about the time I talked to that cat?
==If you're stoned==
If you're stoned, you gotta, just, relax, man. DUUUUUDE! Look at that bird! It's all, like, flapping it's wings, man... Whoa, that's, like, deep... Did, did you know, that, I like, respect you? No, I'm serious man. I, I just want you to know... are, are you listening? You listening? Cause I'm serious, man. I like, so totally respect you. You're like, driving your own car and stuff! That's, like... uhh, yeah. Hey, did I tell you about the time I talked to that cat?
==Look at your hands==
Whoa ... Bro ... Look at my hands bro. They're like ... like I don't even have words bro. They're so... man! I mean, they're like a bunch of little hot dogs attached to a plate man! It's so weird! Look at my fingers, they're so nuts. And they move bro. Look at 'em go! And they're so... so big, man! I could crush something with these man. They're like... dangerous. Like one time I saw this cat right? If I held it in my hands, I could totally... like... hurt it. But I wouldn't do that, man. We talked and he was super smart bro. Did I tell you about it yet?
==Bob Marley==
Dude, we need to put on some tunes to ... you know ... help me like mellow out. You know what I mean, bro? Bob Marley! We need to listen to some Bob Marley man. That's just the shit. Bob knew what he was talking about you know? Like... We gotta stand up for our rights and shit. Yeah, except I really just wanna chill right now. Did you find that CD yet? I think it's under the... the thing, you know? Shit. I totally forgot where it is. Damn, man. I totally need some Marley right now. Dude, have you ever seen Bob Marley's hair! It's craxy but, you know, in a good way. You know... It kinda looks like a cat. Hey man, have I ever told you...
==AW SHIT==
AGH! It's the man! He's gonna be all like "Hey, you can't do that!" and I'm gonna be all like... aww, no, here he comes.
What's going on, you two?
Uhh, like, uhh, you know how, um, you got this whole prison thing? We gotta, like, not go there, man.
Are you smoking Marijuana? I'm gonna have to take you in.
WHOA!!! Not cool, man. Do you know how, like, you gotta, umm, not go there? Say, officer, did I tell you about the time I talked to that cat? No? Well man, we've gotta go, alright? (stands in same spot with blank expression)
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Stoner High School

Stoner High School (also known as "SHS", "Stoner High", "The ProcrastiNation", "The Stoner Imperium", or simply "Stoner") is an independent wholly student-pwned and operated high school in Fockersville, California. From a dark, tortured past, Stoner High School has emerged to become a shining beacon of hope, justice, and unrivaled fun for oppressed students worldwide. As feared by the educational bureaucracy as it is loved by that bureaucracy's victims, the school epitomizes the absolute perfection of the secondary school system in pretty much every way.Focker, et al. (2006) A History of Stoner High School. It is one of the largest and most successful high schools in the nation, thanks to its unique form of governance, libertarian economic and social policies, fearsome military and damn good beer. SHS's astoundingly high endowments of human and natural capital have also allowed it to project global military, economic and political power at a level befitting its de facto status as a modern industrial nation-state.CIA World Factbook, 2008 (classified edition). Further information is available via the links below.
==References==
 
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Stoner High School/

The long and illustrious history and infrastructure of, as well as various other miscellany regarding Stoner High School. Click the links for more!
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Stoner High School/Photo Album

=Gallery=
File:Shs.jpg|Monument of the Revolution, commemorating the overthrow of Principal Dumhaas. Also a fully functional building in which classes are held.
File:wtfocker.jpg|Mr. Oppenheimer, chemistry teacher and father of Stoner High School's nuclear program.
File:giantburger.jpg|Times of plenty (perhaps too much plenty) at Stoner High at the height of the dot-com bubble, when Stoner's investment portfolio reached its maximum value. Jay Jackson, Class of 2000.
File:365316548_l.jpg|Martina Voroshilov, Minister of Beverages to Queen Kelsey II - Class of 2004. As you can see, she was very passionate about her work.
File:Jgafterhuff.jpg|Jack G. Huffington (class of 1999) in the SHS cafeteria after huffing a kitten.
File:Mancini.jpg|Stoner High School Paintball Champion Major P.K. Mancini, SHSIAF, class of 2006.
File:Fountain-pump.jpg|One of Stoner High School's many auxiliary beer fountains.
File:Shsatank.jpg|Stoner High School students doing routine maintenance on an SHSIA M1 Abrams tank.
File:Party.jpg|Stoner High School Revolution Day, October 5th, 1994.
File:Twinkieprotest.jpg|Hassan Mohammed Ali-Akbar, Class of 1996, protests Twinkie rationing.
File:Balls2.jpg|Kicking someone in the balls is a felony offence at Stoner. The SHS Feminist Party strongly opposes this regulation, while the SHS Chauvinist Party supports it.
File:SHSA.jpg|Stoner High School Army recruiting poster. Pictured: Captain Daphne Chang, Class of 2005.
File:Biteman.jpg|The Rt. Hon. Bart "Biteman" Jamison (third from left), Class of 2007, in his official Board of Governors campaign photo for the 2006-2007 elections. Shown with campaign manager and rumored girlfriend Danielle Kramer, fourth from left.
File:Stonerhighhs.png|School mascot, the Palestinian Rat.
File:Artillerychick.jpg|Major Jenny Cansell, Class of 2008, Officer Commanding, Double D Battery, The Queen's Regiment of Heavy Artillery.
File:Ralph_Phone.jpg|King Ralph I (with British liasons) directing SHS Army and Marines against the Argentines during the Falklands War.
File:Spicoli.jpg|Jeff Spicoli, class of 1982
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Stoner High School/School songs

=School Songs=
=="Corruption"==
Also known as "the song that started it all," this song was written by the Axis of Weasels and brought about the crackdown that sparked the overthrow of Dumhaas. It is sung to the tune of "Tradition" from "Fiddler on the Roof."
===Verse One===
Corruption, corruption! corruption!
Corruption, corruption! corruption!
Who, day and night, must scramble for excuses,
Speak a lot of bullshit, write up stupid rules?
And who has the right, as master of the school,
To have the final word in class?
The Principal, the Principal! Corruption!
The Principal, the Principal! Corruption!
===Verse Two===
Who must know the way to run a crazy class,
A noisy class, a madhouse class?
Who must grade the quizzes and run the school,
So Principal's free to go get Starbucks?
The Teachers, the Teachers! Corruption!
The Teachers, the Teachers! Corruption!
===Verse Three===
At nine, I opened English class. At ten, I broke my whip.
I hear they've blamed the students though. I hope it's true.
The sub, the sub! corruption!
The sub, the sub! corruption!
===Verse Four===
And who does Teacher teach to beat around the bush,
Preparing me to apply wherever Mama picks?
The student, the student! corruption!
The student, the student! corruption!
=="Dudes of Stoner"==
The official song of Stoner High School is "Dudes of Stoner," written by Confederation of Concerned Students Vice President and then-sophomore Kate Schpade (later to become second Queen of SHS). It is sung to the tune of "Men of Harlech."
The song is sung very slightly differently by men and women in the first verse.
===Verse One===
Dudes of Stoner stop your slaving
Can’t you see your freedoms fading
See that crazy Dumhaas screaming
At this pretty (handsome) girl (guy)
===Verse Two===
From the hills rebounding
Let this war cry sounding
Summon all at Tiffany's call
The mighty force surrounding
===Verse Three===
Dudes of Stoner stand ye steady
It cannot be ever said ye
For the battle were not ready
Stand and never yield
===Verse Four===
Dudes of Stoner onto glory
This shall ever be your story
Keep these duct tape rolls beside ye
Students will not yield
=="We're Not Gonna Take It"==
An Axis of Weasels cover of the Twisted Sister song We're Not Gonna Take It is the Blue Coalition Party Anthem.
=="Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall"==
The Brown Keg party, after intense inebriated deliberation, settled on "Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall" as the party anthem since they were already singing it at all the parties anyway.
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Stop Touching me Emo

Stop Touching me Emo is a happily depressing toy aimed at children ages 3 to 8. Tickle Me Emo has many gut-busting phrases such as: "The only thing more depressing than you, is me.", "I have massive issues.", and "Stop it; that hurts!". Tickle Me Emo is made by the Depress-A-Me-Street Brand Toy Corporation.
==Features==
When you press his back, Emo puts his hand on your knee and says fun things! Be Careful! This toy may result in complaints!
Stop Touching me Emo comes with a red Dildo, useful for helping your kids brush their teeth. Be careful though! Too much orgasm of STM Emo's dildo will result in the dildo to ASPLODE, causing STM Emo's cum to stream out and ruin furniture and clothing. When Tickle Me Emo cums itself, toothpaste will start to seep out, causing STM Emo to moan realistically in arousal! Warning! Do not use Stop Touching me Emo's Toothpaste if you have not had SARS, HIV, and rabies vaccines.
If you squeeze STM Emo's hand, it will flip it's hair from side to side. Warning! Flipage of hair may cause it to spontaneously combust, setting fire to everything within a twenty foot radius. STM Emo's default clothing is his birthday suit. However, clothes for STM Me Emo can be bought at (where else?) Hot Topic! Other styles include MFD (complete with an MFD dildo), Epstein Style, and jeans stolen from STM Emo's younger sister, Oscar the Grouch.
===Full listing of Tickle Me Emo's Phrases:===
1. "Have you ever been tickled on the inside?"
2. "I'm lonely. Are you lonely?"
3. "Can I watch you go potty?."
4. "The only thing more depressing than you, is me."
5. "AAAAUGH! I masturbate to feel alive!"
6. "Do you wanna kiss the guy who does Emo's voice?"
7. "AAUGHH!" (Phrase partnered with head spinning around multiple times.)
8. "I feel somewhat less ready to kill myself after I came myself."
9. "If I had a dollar for every time someone was nice to me, I'd have nothing."
10. "I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!"
11. "There is no God you hear me? No God."
12. "More, More, UUGH!"
13. "Nobody understands what I'm going through, especially YOU!!!"
14. "Can Emo smell your genitals?"
==History==
Stop Touching Me Elmo was commissioned to be built by the RIAA to find and seduce people who listened to music. However, he was so depressing (and he spilled cum onto the RIAA's lawsuit paperwork) that they flung him into the street, where it was picked by a six year old boy. The boy was found dead (stabbed seven times in the gut) nailed to the back wall of Toys R' Us. The Depress-A-Me-Street Brand Toy Corporation picked STM Elmo up, liked it, and manufactured it as Stop Touching me Emo, when it hit stores on Christmas of 2005.
On a completely unrelated topic, January of 2006 had the highest ever recorded numbers of suicide and murder.
== See also ==
 
* Worst 100 Toys of All Time 
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