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Mr. Tickle-Cock

MR. TICKLE-COCK WAS A VERY ODD STORY WHEN I WAS A KID, I SOON REALIZED HOW MUCH MORE TERRIFYING HE IS TO THIS DAY. WHEN I WAS A KID MY DAD TOLD ME STORIES OF THIS TICKLE COCK MAN. IF I SAID HIS NAME IN A REFLECTION 3 TIMES AT NIGHT OUTSIDE, I WOULD HEAR A LAUGH, THEN FOOTSTEPS COMING STRAIGHT TO ME. I ALWAYS SAW THIS AS A JOKE AS A KID. I WAS SO WRONG. ME BEING THE DUMB TEENAGER (26 YEARS OLD) I WAS, SAYING HIS NAME 3 TIMES AT NIGHT IN A PUDDLE ON THE ROAD, I HEARD IT. IT WAS HIM. THEN I SAW HIM, OR IT... A 7 FOOT TALL MAN WITH THE SMILE OF A NIGHTMARE, THE MAN WAS THERE. THEN HE STARTING WALKING, THEN RUNNING. I SPRINTED TO MY CAR, I SLAMMED ON THE GAS AND I LOOKED IN MY MIRROR, TO MY HORROR, HE WAS ALMOST KEEPING UP WITH MY CAR. I MOVED STATES AND NEVER LOOKED BACK AGAIN. I SOMETIMES WAKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT WHEN I HEAR A LAUGH IN MY DREAM. I SEE HIM EVERY DAY IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION IN THE MIRROR. HE JUST STANDS THERE LOOKING AT ME IN THE MIRROR. I SWEAR HE CAN COPY ANY VOICE HE HEARS. I HEARD MY MOM DOWNSTAIRS WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS HOME ALONE. I WOULD NEVER HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS KNOWING THAT I SOMETIMES DON'T HEAR MY PARENTS WALK IN THE FRONT DOOR, BUT THIS... THIS WAS WHEN I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE. I HEARD IT, I SWEAR TO GOD I HEARD HIM. "JAMES?" I HEARD. I THOUGHT I IMAGINED IT. I HEARD IT AGAIN. "JAMES WHERE ARE YOU?" MY HEART STARTED TO POUND IN MY CHEST. "WAS THIS HIM?" I THOUGHT. I PULLED OUT MY PHONE, I RECORDED IT, "JAMES COME TO ME" IT SAID. I SENT IT TO MY MOM. "DELIVERED". I WAITED FOR HER TO SEE IT, I CALLED HER, NO AVAIL. I CALLED HER 5 TIMES AND ALL WENT TO VOICE MAIL, I CALLED MY DAD AND HE PICKED UP. "DAD!" I HEARD AN ECHO. MY HEART DROPPED. "HELLO?" I SAID. I HEARD MYSELF DOWNSTAIRS. "JAMES, WHATS WRONG?" I HEARD ON THE FROM THE PHONE, "HELLO?" I SAID. "WHERE ARE YOU, JAMES?" I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD IT. "I WENT TO THE PARK WITH MY FRIENDS, I WAS WONDERI-" IT HUNG UP. I LIED TO MY "DAD" BECAUSE I WAS SCARED. I HEARD HEAVY FOOTSTEPS RUNNING TO THE STAIRS, I FROZE, "THIS IS THE END" I THOUGHT, I STARED AT THE DOOR AS I HEARD THE FOOTSTEPS GO UP THE STAIRS, I RUN TO MY CLOSET AND PUSH THE ADDIC ROOF OPEN, I JUMP AND GRAB THE ROOF OF MY CEILING AND PULLED MYSELF INTO THE ROOF, I WATCHED IN HORROR AS I SEE THE FIGURE IN MY ROOM, I DIDN'T GET TO CLOSE THE DOOR. I SEE IT LOOKING FOR ME, I'M SURE IT HEARD THE POUNDING MY HEART AS I WATCH IT TEAR UP MY ROOM TRYING TO FIND ME. IT STOPPED. I SWEAR IT HEARD ME BREATHING. IT LOOKED STRAIGHT AT ME. IT SMILED AND STOOD THERE. IT LAUGHED, BUT IT WASN'T FROM HIM, BUT FROM BEHIND ME.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Beings
Mr. Tinker

Mr. Thompson sat at his desk, head on his desk trying to get some much needed rest. He slowly got up to look at his desktop and started to add in grades.
"Uhh. I don't get paid enough for this shit. They're so annoying. Little annoying predictable pieces of shit." Mr. Thompson said.
He grabbed a clean wipe and began to clean his glasses.
"There so stupid. Heh. Maybe I could use osmosis... by hitting the book on there head 'till there smart. Hehe." Mr. Thompson said.
He got up grabbed his coat and his coffee mug and walked out of John Adams Elementary straight to his car. He looked for his keys in his coat. Finally, finding the correct one he opened his car door and started the car. When he was driving back home when a truck swerved right in front of him.
"OH SHI-" Mr. Thompson said before the truck crashed into him.
Both vehicles crashed into a ditch in the woods near the road. The truck said "HARRIS CHEMICALS". The driver was knocked unconscious, but the back of the truck had opened.
"BU--..-RNS" Mr. Thompson said
==Missing persons report==
DOB: Mar,10, 1968
Sex: Male
Race: White
Hair: brown
Eyes: Green
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 200 Ibs
John Thompson was last seen leaving John Adams elementary on Oct,12, 2009 while on his way home he crashed into Chemical delivery truck. his car was found but he remains missing.
Case number: NMCY 14567899
==Transformation==
Mr. Thompson crawled out of his car, covered in random chemicals that have been released from their containers. He put on his glasses then crawled towards the cracked mirror. He sat there staring into the mirror with horror.
His eyes were a reddish color his skin now a dark greenish color, his arms were covered in boils and blisters with lesions on his chest. Acid had gotten on his arms melting some flesh off making his arms look even more grotesque.
"This is there fault, if they had not been nagging me for help i would of finished grading those quizs. hm children are all little monsters, wastes of time, worthless things that will never amount to anything. Maybe i should do everyone a favor and end them..." Mr. Thompson said in a gargled voice.
Mr.Thompson proceeded to crawl with his bony hands and his lesion covered legs back to his car. He grabbed his hoody and work gloves from the car. He then disappeared into the woods.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Old Shit
MrBeast Tricked Me

Howdy. My name is Bill Thomas. I'm homeless, and I'm also pissed off. Wanna know why? Okay. I'll tell you the whole story...
James "Jimmy" McDonaldson (I think he goes by Mr. Beast or something, I don't know) and his camera crew began to set up near where I was begging for change. I walked over to him with my plastic cup at the ready, and asked him if he had some cheddar for an old fellow like myself. He didn't hear me the first time, or he was just ignoring me, so I asked again. Then, he said to me:
"Oh my god, can you shut the fuck up? Stop asking me for change, I'm trying to do my sound check!"
I felt like punching him. But instead, I backed up in shock and started walking away. Then, I noticed his 'boom mic' was all ready to go and the cameras were rolling, and he walked up to me instead. He made a real show out of it! I smiled a bit, knowing what was about to happen.
"... and I'm going to be helping this man here, what's your name?"
"My name is Bill."
"Bill, okay, nice to meet 'ya Bill..."
I felt like doing a leap into the air. He must've been some philanthropist filming this encounter for a show, or something. I was ready to take whatever he had.
"I'm gonna give you a choice, Bill..." Jimmy said to me, holding out a check and a present box. "Do you want the check, or the wonderful mystery box?"
I tossed it around in my head. The money would've been great, but then again... he was probably fooling me with a bigger prize inside the box...
"I'll take the box!" I shouted happily, thinking I made the right choice. Little did I know, I was wronger than wrong.
Jimmy chuckled at me as I opened the present. Inside was a single bar of soap. Jimmy's chuckle turned into a maniacal laugh. Him and his camera crew pointed at me, making fun of me, until I took the bar of soap and shoved it into his mouth.
"That's for saying fuck, you fucker!!" I shouted, running away with tears in my eyes. I never saw Mr. Beast again.
Some people say it was a prank. Some people say it wasn't the real Mr. Beast... but I know it was.
Soon... I will get my revenge... 
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Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Satire
Category:Featured Pastas
Mr Tidy

It was 2020 and it was my first day at high school I was never excited to go since the only thing you get from high school is body insecurity and mental health issues but when I went on my first day it was ok the next day was okay the next day after that was okay! It was all ok and I was an average BUT! In 2021 April one of my videos got viral this boosted my fame at school and got me YES ME! criticized. People were so toxic they used to say I'm going to report you so it gets banned and others said how did you get that many likes? and they also say you brought the likes or they said that's gay! this just shows how people are so judgemental and shady. After a couple of months they forgot about the video.
The 6 week holiday's came and I was always going out because I was always calm and happy and never stressed it was always a calm atmosphere a calm vibe a calm drift ; it just made my thrown just go up even the trees were smiling that's how nice the atmosphere was. That's all I can say for the 6 weeks holiday's. September came back again and the vibe went back down everything went back down even my smile and in October I lost my closest friends and I never experienced losing really really close friends and when they went it really hurt me it. It hurts because I was so close to them and then they just poof go away and when I found out my eyes turned into running taps. In December I had no respect everyone just treated me like an old charity shop pillow!
2022 Came and I became anti social; I realized that I had OCD and everything was just falling apart like a soggy biscuit life was hard in 2021 so I was hoping 2022 will be my year. February 7th 2022 I got a blue sweater with a skull on it and acid wash jeans. March 1st I tried to shoot myself but I didn't work sometimes to get rid of pain you have to get rid of something else. March 5th I was let out or was I I got a chainsaw and sawed off peoples heads who judged me and I cleaned there heads with bleach and sent them to there parents as a special delivery.
"There all tidy now"
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:English Class Failure
Mr blobby lost vhs

Mr blobby? The big fat pink creepy blob with big creepy girly eyes and a big mouth,the one that was on Nole's house party,well he had 4 video's.
The first video was just called mr blobby.
The second one was called blobbyvistion were mr blobby has his own tv network.
And the final one which I forgot the name of about mr blobby doing random crap with good cutaway music. 
Mr blobby vhs was made in 1993,blobbyvistion being made in 1994 and the one I forgot was made in 1996.
However there was one mr blobby vhs that was made in 1992 that know one knows about and it was called Mr Blobby :its murdering time.
I found the video in a cancer research charity shop and I found it at the back of the vhs collection.
It had a weird cover with mr blobby looking more disturbing than usual and a big thing was in his cheek with green blood coming outhere.
It had no back cover on it, however it said copyright 1992 on the vhs front. I bought it for only 99p witch is freacking cheap to get a video at.
When I got home I placed it in my vcr and it stared really weird.
The old BBC video gloab appeared but its music played backwards and I could hear screaming and mr blobby saying"blobby blobby blobby blobby".
The video stared with 3 women tied by chairs and their mouths and eyes duck taped then mr blobby came out with an axe.
He looked so different and disturbing with a bigger mouth,smaller eyes and nose and had a lot more yellow spots.
He picked the youngest woman aka the one in the middle chair.He removed the tape from her eyes and her moth and stabbed her to death with blood and body parts going everywher.
Then mr blobby began to put pices of blood and guts threw his fake mouth.
I took the video out and smashed it reapededly until I heard my door bell rang.
I opened to see Nole Edmans looking depressed he was crying and I asked him what's up.He said that he owned the video and he lost it 3 years ago and tracked it to me.I said I destroyed it and Nole thanked me for it and said who the vhs was made.
"I made this Mr Blobby but someone stole it and 3days later gave me the tape. However i made a new Mr Blobby who changed later to make less scary!"
I got Nole to autograph my deal or no deal stuff and I never mentioned the video again. 
bye! /:D
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Mr krabs' suicide

Back in 2009, I went to Blockbuster, and I was looking in one of the sections of the building, and then I found a VHS with the name Mr krabs suicide, I did not think much of it and thought it was just a joke name the employees had forgotten to get rid of, I went to the cashier, and the cashier said "Oh, that Spongebob one, you can just have it, you dont have to rent for it, its all yours." I was a bit confused, but it did not think much about it, I got into my car and drove home, I went into my living room, and put it in my VCR, and watched it, The theme song was normal, when it showed the title card it said Mr krabs' suicide and I said "so it wasn't a joke name?", I got scared a little bit but I watched it anyway,
the screen zoomed too Spongebobs, Squidwards, and Patricks houses, it cut to static, then it showed Squidward inside his house, and he was about to his clarinet as usual, When he started to play Spongebob And Patrick were playing outside and Spongebob and Patrick were laughing And Squidward was annoyed by this, so he went to his window and opened it and said to Spongebob and Patrick, "Will you guys be quiet?, I have a concert to practice for!", And Spongebob and Patrick replied with "Oh!, Sure thing Squidward!", And Squidward went back to his clarinet and kept playing,
then it cut to the inside of the Krusty krab, and everything was going normal, Until Bubble Bass came in and asked for a Krabby patty with extra pickles, So Spongebob made Him one, and he gave it to him, when he sat on a chair by a table to eat it he took the pickles out of the Krabby patty and ate them, and then came back to complain that his Krabby Patty did not have any pickles, And Mr krabs heard it, So he ran out of his office to Bubble bass who was holding in his dollar, And Mr krabs grabbed Bubble Bass' dollar and said to him that we will do anything to his drink, But Bubble Bass kept saying "No", and walked out of the building, and Mr krabs said "2 dollars! 2 dollars no!", and he started crying, and Spongebob and Squidward walked up to him, And Squidward said "Mr krabs, its just a stupid Dollar!", But Mr krabs kept crying, Then it cut to static for 2 minutes, and then it showed Mr krabs at his house sitting at his bed, he just sat there without blinking, Then he Grabbed a chainsaw and turned it on and stabbed it into his chest, and it then showed a image of His dead body on the ground, the screen stayed like that for 4 minutes, then it cut to a funeral for Mr krabs, and everyone was crying, including Plankton and Squidward, then it cut to the outro but the outro theme was reversed and then it ended, I was scared, now I keep it in a box in my VHS closet, never to be watched again.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Suicide
Category:SpongeBob
Mr krabs's big day! :D

hello my name is sarah jeremy butswalker and i am 25 yearsold and i saw on ebay an episode of spongebob tittled mr krabs Big Day oh wow i thought a new spingebob episode yipee!! I live eith my mommy momv and i wwnt over to get her credit card she said yes i stole that fat fucking whores credit card and spent 50 bucks on the bew episode of spongebob from Ebay. it arrived next day and i got it put it into my ps4 and watched spingebob mr krabs i was shocked mr krabs said WELCOME 2 BLOODY HELLS!? and i was confused this wasn't the episode name but then it showed the title card with the name mr krabss big day! i was like oh yeah that happens sometimes if then when the mr krabs showed image of mr krabs taking a shit on seandy cheks and spongebob crying in the background "Mr karbs why you fat fuck!" he yelled and sandy got filled with krab eggs then her stomach exploded into bloody crimson blood gore and out spouted tiny krabs babbyes i was so scared i was shakcing and crying from all this!!! Mr karby grabbed Squidward bye rhe nose and said to him "Bloody hell AWAITS you squidward!?" and pulled his nose and ripped off his nose and squirward was screaming and yelling and blood and brain matter was everywhere i was crying and mr krabs looked at spingebob you'r next said krabs and spinge was like im ready to die and mr krabs spit in all of sp9ngebobos holes! i couldnt not never ever believe my eyes what the fuck was going on why im is the shaking why is krabs like this hut then krabs jumpwd out of my television screen grabbed me pulled me in and took a shit on me i moaned and said oh yes krab daddy and then he filled me up eith his krabs egg lioe sandy checkers and then but if then i see in real work. cartoon body krabs shitty then if then if then i saw thenm pops out of my stomach in the television screen mrkabs was happy but i was in real life now in the cartoon too how was this possible i don't know? the episode ended i took the vhs out from my ps4 and shoved it up my vajinger and stabbed my croch and blood was everywhere but this reversed the effects of the krabs eggs. be warned, never watch this episode!
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Category:Wall of Text
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Mr legs

this is a story of some strange phenomena called MR LEGS.
it happened 2004 where a dad was sleeping taking care of his kids. the dad was named richard and he then woke up at 3:08 am and vomited some green liquid that looked like snot. richard was shocked and scared and then the vomit was moving. richard got out of bed looking at the strange goo.
the goo then was standing up. it then got creepy human eyes and had what looked like legs and the legs were 1 feet big. then the creature was walking on the bed. richard took 2 steps back and the creature was making some gurgling noise.
it then said in a gurgle voice HELLO RICHARD I'M MR PENIS, I MENT LEGS. richard was freacking the fuck out. mr legs got tired of his screaming so mr legs jumped in richards noise up to his brain. then richards eyes were floodshot and his stomach was clear enough to see intestines.
then richard got a butcher knife, mr legs was in control of richards body. richard was yelling WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!. richard went upstairs and went to his 3 year old son and ate him and farted out a potato.
richard then ripped his shirt and twerked. mr legs then laughed like a stupid piece of shit. then richard went to the sisters room and fucked down the door and richard got his knife and stabbed his daughter making her a teorisst and then a skeleton pooped on the daughters face.
so mr leegs furced richard to watch twilight for 666 times until he gets herpes. so richards eyes exploded in potatas and mr legs was then back and yelled YOU PIECE OF TOAST!!!. mr legs got his dick and slapped richard with it. then richard was forced to watch fred videos so richard exploded and a skeleton ate mr krabs I MEANT MR LEGS.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Mr pooped pants

one day there was a boy named peter von shite the 2rd, he was a normal boy that loved doing normal boy things like licking big lollipop and drinking cola. but one day that all changed.
== NOVEMBER 31ST 2009 ==
peter and his mohter had gone to the taco bell, and peter ordered the gordita crunch wrap and a baja blast. qwhen peter went home, he ated the gordita crunch wrap in a singuler bite, and drinked the baja blast with a single suck on the straw. then he went to his room to play modern warfare 2, he got on his bed, but then he felt a rubmling in his tummy wummy.
'uh oh" he excalimed
'"must be the gordita crunch wrap from the taco bell i have just eated"
he jumped off his bed and started to run to the bathjroom, but it was to late. before he could make it to the door a blast of shit came out of his butthole, obliterating his pants.
peter screamed in aogny as his undigested stomache contents poored out of his buthole. he could feel hes life being sucked out of him throug his buttthoel, and after a painfull 2 minutes of shieting diareha, he collapses, and them his mother ran in the room.
"oh mein gott!' she yells
"mein sohn ist gestorben!!!!1!!!1!'"
she calls 912, and when the police and abumlace arrived, it was too laet. peter was dead. 15 years later, there is a house is rumored to be haunted by a ghost named "'mr pooped pants" because surviors of mr pooped pants say he spraeys liquid poop to atack. that houes... was where peter von shite the 2rd lost his life.... the house was sold to a man named john "john" john, he did not believ the ruomr. he finished cleaning out the attec and when he came out of it into the upstair hallway, he seed something down the hall....
a transparent man with a brown liqued dripping from his but... it was the now aduolt gohst of peter von shite the 2rd!1!! he s creamed at the sight and tried to run away, but the gohst of peter quickly sprayed him down with liqeud shiet that maed him slip on the ground. peter alomst grabed john but john roled a little to the left and fell down the stares, avoeding peters brown grasp. john quickjly got up to run to the door to escape, when peter fired burning hot diraeha onto the door nob preventing jonh from escapeing. john was trapped and there was nothign he colud do. he tryed to throw chairs at peter, but they went throug him. peter sprayed him with sheit that disolved john into a pudel, and peter obsorbed him. john was only one of thuosands of peopel who daerd try to live in that hoeus. 
2 days after john was declared mising, the house was put up for sael....
thank you for reading my "Scary Spaghetti" it means a lot to me that you even considered reading this wretched brown tale, have a nice night, or day, or evening, or morning.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:English Class Failure
Mrs. Puff.avi

Hello. I used to watch SpongeBob SquarePants, a show about a yellow sponge that lives in a pineapple under the sea in Bikini Bottom. Well, I don't watch that show anymore. Wanna know why? I'll tell you why. If you want to find out, read my story below.
One morning, I woke up to a beautiful summer day in California. My eyes were weary, though, for I had bad day yesterday after dealing with a lot of stress at school. I got up, went and took a shower, got dressed, ate breakfast, and went to watch some T.V.
I found out that there was a new SpongeBob SquarePants episode airing and was interested. I put on SpongeBob and began to watch.
But... something seemed a little odd... The intro for SpongeBob SquarePants started out in G-Major. Everything sounded demonic and satanic. But I continued watching, I didn't really mind that all that much, anyway. However... it got much much stranger. When the episode finally played, it showed Mrs. Puff inside of her house, crying. It went on for about six minutes when I began to think, why would an episode meant for kids air this? it seems a little off and dark.
Mrs. Puff then continued on crying for the next ten minutes when she suddenly turned blood-red and the screen got all fuzzy and glitchy. Her voice was deep, brooding, and like a demon. She cried blood and drooled blood and her house was flooded in blood. I puked in disgust.
That's when I realized that my eyes were oozing out blood-red blood. I tried to screech, but... I couldn't. That was because my mouth was oozing out blood. I choked and choked and choked on it until I could no longer breathe. My body turned blue, then purple, and then blood-red. My eyes turned dark and red, and I was nothing but blood-red blood. I thought it was over for me.
zip, crackle!*
I heard an electrical noise coming from my house, and the power went out. My body was blood-red, but then turned into purple, and then blue, and then back to normal. My mouth and eyes stopped oozing blood, and I coughed in relief. I had almost died, today on this beautiful summer morning in California. Head my warning, and don't watch the "A Trip To Mrs. Puff's House Day" episode. Or you will be the next victim.
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Category:Satire
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:File Extensions