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Oldgrounds: Newgrounds of 1995

Everybody knows newgrounds right? That one popular website made by Tom Fulp? Well I was searching around in an old-ass site archive and found the original 1995 version of newgrounds. Apparently the proxy was called "Oldgrounds" the site was never originally called Oldgrounds in the first place so I was curious to click on it. It looked like the internet of 1995 barfed on newgrounds and slapped a new name on it. It looked very primitive. But hey! It was 1995 wasn't it? There were only a few submissions and they were all from Tom Fulp. The creator of the site. But there was one I just couldn't stand the thumbnail of even. It was called "Ο ΘΑΝΑΤΟΣ ΤΟΥ ΚΟΣΜΟΥ" Which translated to "DEATH OF THE WORLD" I was suprised by this title so I just couldn't resist clicking on it. It somehow had all the trollpasta characters and the infamous patrixxx. Then it showed the earth exploding. And then at the very end some text popped up, it said "It's just a joke guys." And then it ended. The next week I recieved a strange letter from Tom Fulp himself saying "It's just a joke, I really wish you didn't open up that old flash toon I made back in 1995, the file got corrupted by some sort of creepy figure and accidently uploaded to the site, and anybody who watched it even people from today are haunted by it. Aproxmitly 900 people have died from this haunting, 1500 still live but either are in an Insane Asylum or in Prison. I really wished you didn't watch the flash file...It was really meant to be a joke but then the corruption started. See you on the other side. -Tom Fulp" It also came with a package containing an unbranded laptop  along with a disc entitled "Newgrounds.exe" Supposedly it was the new version of the site. I popped it in to the new unbranded windows 7 laptop and it booted up idmediately. It looked like your average newgrounds.
All was well and the god forsaken proxy file of Oldgrounds was taken off that archive. I'm sure Tom Fulp never intentionally corrupted it but who knows?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Wall of Text
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Olfactory

They say that the olfactory senses (the sense of smell) is the sense closest linked to memory. Go on eBay, or to a high-end antiques dealer. Find an item made a good amount of time before you were born that was hermetically sealed, vacuum packed or tightly packaged in some way. Make sure you are in surroundings of completely neutral smell with little or no wind. Open the package. The smell should hearken back to your collective subconscious or memory of past life.
If you are successful in choosing the right item, with the right smell, you will have at least a memory flash, or likely a memory flood of years before you were born. Maybe you could see how you act like this way and maybe even perhaps see the most sacred things in your past life.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Rituwel
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Omg Explosion

Have you ever looked at the sky
and wondered
what it would be like
if a bunch of rainbow dolphins spewed lava farts into the mouth of the queen of the church of sonic the hedgehog?
Well, I have.
Big mistake. When I was wondering this, Jeff the killer and slenderman and spongebob and sonic.exe and white face and smile dog and skary patrix and sora and kairi and riku with bloody eyes and a bunch of tvs that had static on them and a video game that wouldnt play and internet explorer and jesus's nipples all came out of the forest and started chasing me down the street.
A woman stopped me while the bad guys were chasing me. she said "ill do anything for tree fiddy" and then i gave her three hundred and fifty dollars and she...
omg explosion
she Omg explosioned all of the bad guys
but then i found out she was a tree
and she didnt actually omg explosion
and then jeff the killer shoved a knife in my throat while slenderman tentacle raped me and spongebob blew bubbles and sonic.exe bit my neck and white face floated around me and smile dog yelled at me to spread the word and skary patrix was bein skary and sora and kairi and riku with bloody eyes had an orgy and a bunch of tvs that had static on them grew louder and louder and a video game that wouldnt play fondled me and internet explorer slowed me down and jesus's nipples started crawling on me.
And then I died the end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Im died
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Sonic
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
Omirkron and Omega

Omirkron and Omega are part of the Greek alphabet. Omirkon means 'off' and Omega means 'grow', but this story is not about history. Not to long ago there was a man and woman that hated every one. One day they committed suicide together in a cave two miles from town. Two years later (1995) a murder was committed with no finger prints, this may seem irrelevant, but four months later the murder victim's finger prints were on a woman found in a cave two miles from town.
The woman described the two people with shocking resemblance to the two that committed suicide. Three months later their bodies were found in the woman's house with the words "Omrikron and Omega" written in red paint. Cops thought it was just a sick prank and let it go. In 2001 the woman, now 30, was found dead in the same cave. Her body was horribly mutilated. The same two words covered her body in red pen "Omrikron and Omega" I to have wondered into this cave and seen these three haunting words "Omrikron and Omega".
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
On a Evil Hill

I live on a hill called "Sug" and it is a evil place to live there is an evil rumor that is true! See there was a little girl named Jackoling Spamhamlol and she was an evil little girl she died then her brother said "I go explore to find out how she died on this hill" and the peple in his village threw im in jaoil because they said "U will cause al of us to die there is a creshure lives on the hill lol that is evil lol his name is Patrixx!" but then the king of the village killed all teh villagers for saying Patrixx's name. 
So he then goes to the hill and he find a evil church and he goes inside and there was a book there and it was called "The Sacred Bibliography of the Patrixx" and it said:
"Lol u find forbidden church @ the forbidden adress and here's the sotry of this church. A guy in 1453 who built this church and the died to the Zo for mysterious reasons adn Patrixx appeard and said 'I be preacher Patrixx and we will worship myself, and C'Shan!' and then he cause all of the poeple to be teleported to the Evil Church and they all say 'lol y u do dis?' and he said 'lol u shoulds never question the authority of the Patrixx! Skuz amud tiwil u die!!!' and so he pull out their bones and make an army of poped out skeloltens and he kill evrybody in British"
lol I forgot to mention that the church and the hill and the guy reading the book where also in British. and so there was a guy there who said And so the guy thought aloud, "Wait - if Patrixx killed everyone in British than why are we still here?" and the book said "Lol that is a prophecy that will come true today right now!" and then the army of skeloltnes pop out and killd all the people in British except for one guy named Bloody Loser who was a homeless person from 1953 and by the way I am Bloody Loser and can suck my knickers. Weware of the Sacred Biblyography of the Patrixx for i mead death!
Ur Next
T nd
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
On a dark desert highway, east of Omaha

Strung out from the road, I came across a broken down hotel in the middle of nowhere. My head grew heave and my sight grew dim, so I stopped in and asked for a room. The old lady at the counter said, "Oh no, don't stay here. This place is haunted." I told her I don't believe in hauntings and that I'd like a room anyway. That's when she pulled out a form and told me I'd have to sign a waiver if I wished to stay at this incredibly haunted location. Without reading, I foolishly signed my name. That's when the old woman changed shape and revealed her true form of a nine foot tall devilman. The devilman laughed as he revealed I had just signed over my souls and that I would never leave the hotel forever and ever. So now I guess I am stuck here. Room service is brought up by Pyramid Head and the pool is full of blood, but at least I have wifi.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
On her 90th birthday, I posted a picture of my Grandma to Reddit

I immediately got a response. "You know Trump doesn't have a Grandma, he had a babushka. Because of Russia, get it??"
That comment received 408 awards. A couple hours later, I found out my wife was pregnant. Elated, I posted a picture of her to Reddit.
The first comment said, "Trump is pregnant, too. With our country's destruction, that is." It got 712 awards.
That night I made myself a fancy mixed drink. It was beautiful, exquisite, even. I had been learning to make complicated cocktails in my spare time for years and my practice was finally paying off. I took a pic and posted it to Reddit.
"If that was orange juice I would have said it reminded me of Trump." 1289 awards.
I was devastated. I had had a Reddit account for a single day, and my every attempt to farm karma was hijacked by this genius satire. I deleted my account.
That night I lay awake in darkness. I just couldn't get to sleep. Suddenly I realized I couldn't move. I saw a squat white figure emerge from my closet. The angled antenna on top of its head glowed with a sickly orange light. It leaned over me. Its breath smelled like hot metal.
"Trump has small hands," it whispered.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
On the Back Roads

This happened back in 1995, but I remember it vividly to this very day, as if it happened just yesterday.
I was driving down a lonely back road on an interstate trip. The scenery was consisted mostly of thick forests, fields overgrown with rough grass and bushes separated by dilapidated wooden fences, and ancient barns or farmhouses sagging under the weight of time and neglect. The rolling hills meant that I wasn't really able to see all that far ahead, my perception limited to a much smaller space.
The weather was grey but oddly humid. I had a window open to let the slipstream help keep me cool, but it wasn't working very well. There was a heaviness to the air, a thickness that felt as if it was slowing down my car.
As I was travelling down a gentle slope, the engine just cut out. I coasted slowly to a stop, moving over to the side of the road. I had a feeling I knew what it could be, and I was right. The timing belt had snapped.
For those who don't know, the timing belt helps synchronize when valves in the engine open and close. There's a possibility that when it breaks, it causes valves and pistons in the engines to collide, which can DOA your engine. It's a bit more complex than I'm putting it, but basically there was a good chance my engine was fucked and I was stuck on a lonely rode in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
The worst part is, I actually had a couple of spares, since I did a lot of travel by car back then. If was my own fault for not checking it properly before I started my trip. So, I crossed my fingers and went to replace the belt.
But I couldn't because I didn't have any spares. I must have forgotten to replace them or something, I suppose.
It was around midday and despite being outside the car for ten minutes or so I was soaked in an uncomfortable sweat. I could hear the incessant buzzing of cicadas from a miserable looking clump of trees in the middle of a nearby field. It was piercing my mind, pissing me off.
As I was staring at the engine, I was startled to hear the passenger door open and close quickly, the car moving slightly as if someone had just gone inside. I got a chill up my spine at that, realizing anyone could have sneaked up on me... And they had, and had apparently entered my car.
A sense of dread took hold of me, and I reluctantly closed the hood of the car and looked to the passenger seat. It appeared empty at first, but then I saw a slight movement. I leaned closer, and the next thing that happened is why I have these nightmares, why I stay in this institution.
A skeleton popped out.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
On the topic of sex, ghosts, lists of rules, shitposting, post shitting, and the thing my doctor found up my ass. Part 666

So I was about to go into a haunted house, but I wanted to give you a lot of personal information first.
I live with my mom, dad, sister, brother, cat, dog, grandpa, grandma, uncle, aunt, other cat, other brother, wife, son, daughter, other other cat, and a sketchy guy named Merle who rents the spare room and really should not be in the same house as children.
I have a living room, adjacent dining room, two bedrooms (but you have to go upstairs to get to them) and a laundry room where the cat shits in his catshit box. But not anymore, because he died. I also have a garage with an apartment in the back, which is really where I should have put Merle, but I decided to store creepy old journals, dolls, teeth of the dead, and unopened boxes instead.
None of this is relevant to my story.
Also, my wife divorced me, I moved away from that house, and I currently live alone.
One day I found a list of rules, and they were totally random. Most rules that we see in everyday life make sense, but this list did not, which gave me a creepy feeling. I was spooked enough to follow all of them but one, which held dire consequences.
Meanwhile, I met a hot woman with boobs. She sexed on my penis.
The woman turned out to be a ghost. She was actually a "ghost," but it's funnier to misspell the word, because this is a shitpost.
Speaking of which, I'm going to label this as "Part 69." It has the double effect of mocking stories with many chapters, but also introduces the concept of a "69." That's a sex act where both parties perform simultaneous oral sex, resulting in a shape that would vaguely represent the two digits squashed together if it weren't for the extremely awkward positioning. To be honest, it might seem alluring in theory, but it's not ideal in practice.
Check for updates soon, because I just met a man with far too many teeth. That sentence ends with a hyperlink to my social media, which is an opportunity for people to bitch about linking social media and stories about rules. The point is that r/nosleep used to be scarier back in the day, but now the stories are lame. Except this story, which is scary.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Oncemore.exe

One day I was browsing the games inside of my local Bookman's, which is a used books, games, cd's, music supplies, and electronics store. They pretty much have everything.
I noticed one particular game, it was a copy of Super Mario Bros. You know, the original one for Nintendo NES? It was still in the box, in perfect condition, and it had the plastic wrap on it. The price on it was only the low price of $5.99. I was suprised how cheap it was, and I bought it. The guy working at the counter said "You can't open the games if they're in the plastic." So I just bought it and planned to open it when I got home.  
I finally got home, and I couldn't wait to play the game. It's been so long since I played this game!
I opened the box carefully, being cautious not to damage it, because it could be valuable. I noticed that inside was not a Super Mario Bros. cartridge, but a blank Nintendo cartridge labeled:
"ONCEMORE.EXE"
Damn it, they scammed me. Well, it was only $5.99. Guess it was just too good to be true. 
Curious, I played the game. I put the cartridge in and I had to blow into my Nintendo a couple of times to make it work, it is very old.
It started off with static. then "ONCEMORE.EXE" went on the screen. Then it went to the Super Mario Bros. Start menu. But it was different. It looked like the normal one, but mario was not there, in his place was an outline of what looked like Yoshi. This is strange, since Yoshi wasn't in this game. I thought it was just a glitch so I kept playing. Everything after that it seemed normal like Super Mario Bros. I started on level 1-1 and made my way to 1-4, where, like everyone, I warped. But when I warped, the game shut off. 
I thought my NES was just having problems, so I started the game again, and it instantly took me to a level called 666-1.
I got really scared at this point. I saw Mario on the screen. he stood there for like 10 minutes, when the words "I AM NOT OKAY" came on the screen in red. Then, Mario took out a knife and slit his throat. Hyper Realistic blood came out of his pixelated neck. I never played Mario after that.
I destroyed the cartridge, but legend has it, it's indestructable and it's still out there.
You're next.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:File Extensions
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
One

In math class:
Teacher: Alright students! Who can tell me what 1+1 is?
Students: 1+1=2!
Teacher: That's right!
Me: WHAT? BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT 1+1=11!!!
A few years later...
In math class:
Teacher: Okay who can tell me what 1x1 is?
Me: 1x1=2!
Teacher: That's wrong. 1x1=1
Me: WOW YOU TEACHERS ARE SO GOOD HUH!!! FIRST YOU SAY THAT THE ANSWER IS 2 AND NOT 11 AND SUDDENLY YOU STATE THAT THE RESULT IS 1!!!
And then Jeff the Killer came along and killed math, freeing humanity from pain.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
One Blackest night

Hello peoples.sorry I write the title the blackest night.I want to warn you about the dark.I want to tell you my theories of the dark.I know dark means like blackout but somesay there could be a monster or a killer in the dark.I'm telling you guys.don't be afraid of the dark.I will tell you why,because if you are scared of the dark the devil taunt you for more fear,more scared and make more nightmare.that's why I'm never afraid of the dark.even if you are not afraid of the dark.tell the others that dark is a nightmare that will haunt you forrever.thank you for reading.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
One Character, One Line Challenge!

Welcome to the One Character, One Line Challenge!
The rules are simple, we are going to try and make a lost episode, but you can only put in one line of dialogue at a time.
Do NOT make multiple edits in a row. You ARE allowed to use the same character as the previous line if you wish to create a funny monologue. 
Or if you want, you can make a crossover with multiple characters from different types of media.
Finally, No Rules, Have fun! I shall get you started with a line from Squidward. Oh, the chaos this thing will bring!
Please type your line below the last person. Please and thank you!
== The Script ==
Scene 1 Bikini Bottom, Day
Squidward is at his house, playing with his clarinet. He has a concert tomorrow, but not at Bikini Bottom.
SQUIDWARD: Finally, peace and quiet.
But then when Squidward blow into his clarinet, the universe imploded.
He blowed again and the big bang took place again! (If You believe in that theory)
SQUIDWARD: What the fuck just happened?
As the big bang is taking place, Lightning Mcqueen appears (idk how).
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: Kachow!
Lightning Mcqueen kachowed so loudly that Red Mist almost happened again!
SQUIDWARD: Are you ki-kidding me? (glitching)
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: No my tentacled one, this is only the beginning!
LIGHTNING MCQUEEN: The war has barely started, and we must prepare.
SQUIDWARD: Which war? (go crazy on the name, delete these parentheses after)
The camera quickly pans to a scene of Nazi tanks rolling on a beach as if it was Dday
Squidward arms his machine gun, ready to kill the American soldiers.
However, Squidward is soon greeted by the great B.J. Blazkowicz
SQUIDWARD: Wait, WHAT? B.J. Blazkowicz? In the Bing Bang? More likely than you think!
B.J. Blazkowicz: it's B.Jing time 
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Collab
One Eyed Mickey

I will be telling you about one eyed mickey this is a bad dream i had so i thought i would post it. Okay i was in a room watching YouTube with my friend he says "Have you heard about one eyed mickey?" i have not before so i said no. And then a screen appeared of two other Disney mickey characters and Donald duck there was a tall mickey all black and one button eye. Donald Duck said "Nothing is there" and went into another room he did not look at the window. The window opened and the other characters kept on closing it and then One Eyed Mickey said "I will now hunt you down and kill you" that's all i remember other details are that the YouTube channel image was a white mickey with bloody eyes. And also the video by it said Something about kids hearing a strange noise. Then my friend's mom came into the room and said "Did you tell him about One Eyed Mickey?" my friend said yes. My friends mom got mad and she was putting Lego's away witch was a really random thing. Okay that's my weird dream i have no idea what caused it maybe because yesterday i was hanging out with my friend and listening to Lavender Town backwards and regular.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Dreams
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Wall of Text