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Rubber bands

Rubber bands were originally designed in the late eighties, in an attempt to find a purpose for the world's surplus rubber reserves after the precious mineral was enthusiastically (and entirely unnecessarily) mined for over six hundred years. Rubber was cut into long, thin strips and the two ends were bound together with hot glue, creating a strip of rubber that, when followed, appeared to go on forever.
Initial uses ranged from this to that, including (but not limited to) something, and even occasionally something else. In particular, rubber bands are known for their many applications in industry, where workers cannot do whatever it is they do without having some (or no) rubber bands available for use (or not).
== Users ==
Rubber bands have travelled the world (avoiding France) and gained many users in the process. These include George the Great of Weston-Super-Mare who used them to tie his fingers together, Gwen Stefani who uses them to keep her troop of Japanese dancing ladies together, and hedgehogs, which use them to style their spikes in ever more glamorous and dangerous ways. For a brief period in 1993, hedgehogs were banned from using rubber bands when the very tight bands on one particularly-styled hedgehog catapulted off, maiming the worlds entire population of 4.2 Take That fans and ruining the hedgehog's night out.
Disclaimer: Rubber bands (bands made of rubber) should not be confused with Rubber bands (Bands made of rubber). Erm... 
Put it another way. Some bands make a tuneless twanging sound, while others like Genesis, Wham, Boyzone, etc... Oh. Erm.... 
== Composition ==
Rubber bands are traditionally constructed out of rubber, shredded cabbage and angel food cake, all of which are found in great abundance in the mines of West Virginia.
There are different varieties of rubber bands, of course, ranging from stoner style to Kosher.
The stoner style rubber band is made up of a compound comprised of THC enriched hemp, Cheeze-Its, and Ronald Reagan's hair. It's elasticity is produced from some sort of really groovy stuff that nobody can ever remember because if they use this rubber band, they are usually too fucking stoned to know anything at all.
The Kosher rubber band uses a resource usually wasted by Jews: little baby foreskins.
This one is especially popular with the Jewish, people who believe rubber is destroying the earth, and that creepy guy who hangs out at the playground and stares at your kid.
== Trivia ==
# Rubber bands can be used to create balls, marketed as 'Rubber Band Balls'
# If stressed/tensed too much, a rubber band will explode into thousands of tiny, sharp fibreglass fragments.
# They are widely accepted as being of the keys to immortality, along with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a sponge.
# It is common knowledge that Chuck Norris can use a rubber band to break a guy's neck, win a girl's heart, and then fuck that girl mercilessly until she can't feel anything past her waist.
Category:Inventions
Category:Musical groups
Rubbermaid

thumb|right|250px|"Your girlfriend will get a kick out of this, your mom certainly did."
Rubbermaid (not to be mistaken with Made of Rubber) is a brand of hefty-size condoms 
created for Africans. The idea was first thought of when the wrestler-turned-actor-turned-pornstar Dwayne "the Cock" Johnson came out with his first porn flick, " If Ya Suck What the Cock is Becoming" and " Growing Tall ." It was created to compete against the Red Hot Chili Peppers' brand of condoms, Cocks in Socks, and Justin Timberlake's brand of condoms, Dick in a Box.
== History ==
In 2145, Rubber Johnson and his friend Johnson Maid were sitting in an abandoned water slide smoking pot after they watched Dwayne Johnson's movies and thought of an idea to make a company called Rubbermaid. Since Rubber loved rubber and condoms he said "We will make a company devoted to making rubber and condoms. Plus, I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Justin Timberlake" However, Johnson retaliated saying "Trojan does that already! We should make a company that makes maids to clean houses." Then they combined their ideas and decided to make rubber condom maids (or maids made out of condoms). In 3198, their first prototype was invented. Right away, Johnson said "Hey! clean my house you stupid rubber bitch, or I'll find a way to give you a third black eye!" Little did they know, the rubber maids had minds for themselves, and started a war, which they called "iRubber" 
thumb| left| Prototype for the Rubbermaid. Notice the elasticity of her skin.
== The War ==
iRubber started in 3142, and EA is currently making their new game, Battlefield: 3142. Anyway, iRubber started as the result of abuse by Rubber and Johnson to their newly made inventions called the "Rubbermaids". These rubber condom maids were designed to clean houses and clean penises and vagina's and stuff like that. The US military won the short battle, all they did was have sex with the Rubbermaids, who failed to withstand the mojo of the military which was led by Austin Powers and Oscar Wilde. 
== Rubbermaid Now ==
Rubbermaid is now a condom and trash bin company under the ownership of Dane Cook They have many stores across the country. The most notable store is in Little Town, New Jersey, where there is a museum dedicated to tell the history of Rubbermaid.
=== The New Line of Rubber(pretend this is a trademark symbol) Products ===
Due to the success of Rubbermaid, a new line of Rubber proucts have been released. They no longer have RubberMaids, they now have Rubberhookers, and the Condom/Trash Bag, featured in Vogue Magazine.
==== Rubberhooker ==== 
Have sex with this bitch, it doesn't matter if your transmit diseases or not, because she's all protection! Comes it all sorts of varieties: Asian, Black, White, Midget, Fat, Ugly, Handicapped, Gay guy, Shemale, or a combination of both genders if you really are fucked up.
thumb|200px| Hurtin' for a squirtin'? Call me.
==== The Rubbermaid Condom/ Trash Bag ====
It's a condom AND a trash bag! It doesn't get simpler than this!
==See also==
*Condoms
*Battle of the Sexes
Category:Sexuality
Ruby

A red (sometimes) gem stone.
==Artificial Creation==
The stone was artificially created by the Japanese supercomputer programmer Yukihwhichiro Matsumoto, who thought it might be funny to build a stone out of abstract materials such as integers, Turing machine tape, and atoms.
==Physical Properties==
Ruby is said to follow the principle of least surprise, meaning that the stone behaves intuitively. For example, if you drop it off a tall building, it will begin swearing and cursing, just as you would expect. 
However, the most intuitive stone can behave strangely. Ruby is no exception. For example, for some reason it frequently believes it is, in fact, a pearl. Other possible surprises include the following:
* The stone may surprise you by choosing not to surprise you. If this happens, consider seeing a psychiatrist. 
* The stone will seek to attach itself to the nearest computer by quantum-entangling it with powerful laser beams.
* The stone may do something completely useless and have infinite ways of doing something compeletely useless.
*Will add a fiery quality to any object you socket it into
==Recent Discovery==
BANGKOK GEMOLOGIST Adrian Fallus, stunned the world gem trade recently when he displayed specimens from yet another new ruby mine in Vietnam. It is the third time in five years that Fallus has managed to confound critics. And once again, Vietnam is the home of the new deposit. The new mine is located in north-central Vietnam, near the village of Long Dong.
Adrian Fallus first hit the headlines in 1987 when, after a 30-year search through the Thai bush, he uncovered a major ruby deposit at Shlong Yai. But his mining claims were eventually invalidated by Thai courts. Shortly thereafter, Fallus shocked experts by announcing that the loss of the Shlong Yai mines was unimportant, and that he was prospecting potentially far more rich deposits at an undisclosed location. This turned out to be Phuc Yu, north of Hanoi.
Fallus stated that the new find was likely the most important since the now-exhausted Chinese ruby deposits at Wanking were uncovered in 1877. The Long Dong crystals generally occur as elongated stalks, with just the tips being red, and reportedly reach an amazing ten inches in length. Fallus excitedly exclaimed "It's been a long time since the gem trade has seen something of Wanking quality. Long Dong's time has come." The new material is expected to provide stiff competition to that from Shlong Yai in an ever-expanding market.
==Useless, and Therefore Unsurprising Facts==
* Ruby is the birthstone associated with the month of Smarch, even though it was manufactured a long time before Smarch was invented. 
* Ruby's chemical formula is Al2O3, which, coincidentally, is also the cellphone number of a famous prostitute in downtown London, also named Ruby. 
==Hello world in Ruby==
puts('Hello world !'.gsub(/./,'AA')+'!!')
Category:Programming languages
==External Links==
* AllThoseGems - for more information about rubies and other gemstones 
category:Materials
Category:Jewelry
ja:Ruby
pt:Ruby
Rudolf Steiner

Rudolf Joseph Lorenz SteinerCalled "Rudolf Stoner" by his friends (25 or 27 February 1861 in Donji Kraljevec, then Kingdom of Hungary, Austrian Empire, now Croatia – 30 March 1925 in Dornach, Switzerland) was a smoking, drinking, alcoholic hippy. An intelligent and peace-loving German (who'd've guessed it) who, while puffing on a syspicious narcotic-resembling substance, decided to found a cult and, later, a school. The primary location for such a school, was, of course, a cigarette factory. And so, Steiner named his cult/religion/school after the factory in which the newly founded cult/religion/school resided.
==Waldorf Reeducation==
Steiner believed that all education should contain movement, speceifically dancing. He created a unique kind of dancing, and called it Eurythmally. Students who excelled in Eurythmally moved on to Pilades Eurythmally. Girls who excelled in Eurythmally were pressured to graduate to Strip Eurythmally.
Steiner also thought that students should be taught how to paint, but only how to paint stuff that looks good when you're high.
Steiner believed that math and science were evil, and should be taught badly. As a result, the students had no idea how to synthesize cigarette additives or how to take inventory. The cigarette factory went bankrupt 10 years after Steiner retired.
== Post Cult ==
After writing 2.5 million books and earning over $600 million in book contracts (but spending a large portion of the royalties on drugs, cigarettes and tie-dye so that all that was left in his will was a small canvas shop) Steiner chose to retire. 
While enjoying retirement, Steiner stole three LSD soaked sugar cubes from his next door neighbor. His most influential visions followed: 
== Post Steiner ==
It is popular belief that cult/religion/school Steiner founded was directly respectable for the organic movement, in-which 5 or 6 hippies refused to smoke pesticide infected weed and after being kicked out of several government departments emigrated to New Zealand and proceeded to build a mighty empire of health food stores and cult/religion/schools for Steiner worshiping.
== See also ==
*Hippy
*German
*School
*New Zealand
==References==
==External links==
*This is your brain on drugs Any questions?
Category:German people
Category:Hippies
Category:Dead people
Category:Clever People
Category:Famous Men
Category:Philosophers
Category:Poets
Category:Writers
Ruhr

The Ruhr (German: Ruhrgeschitzenwaffenduempfenstoff), is an industrialized, heavily populated urban area in Germany. It is the largest urban area in Germany by both area and population, with a population of 8.5 million workers people. Despite what many people think about the Ruhr, it is actually a wonderful place to live in and it has been completely SLANDERED over the years by jealous Frenchmen and Spaniards who got their pool spots taken. The Ruhr is NOT Germany's Detroit and I will explain why in GREAT detail.
== Why the Ruhr is great! ==
=== 1. The Ruhr is beautiful ===
Though it may be hard for YOU to see it, doubter, this image is showing of the natural and artificial beauty of the Ruhr region. The big "smoke cloud" that factory is pumping out is actually thick, sweet-smelling air candy for all the German boys and girls to enjoy!
=== 2. The Ruhr is sexy ===
Unlike the bumfuck hillbillies in the Saarland, the Ruhr region has sexy, SEXY chicks. Seriously. Blonde bitches, brunette bitches... you name it. Hottest German bitches in town!!
=== 3. The Ruhr made your car! ===
If you're not a bumfuck who buys General Motors or Toyota and instead buys actually good manufactured cars from companies like Volkswagen, then you should know that chances are, your car COMES from the Ruhr region! And no, we don't talk about Wolfsburg because those fucks do nothing but make CARS all day... we do stuff OTHER than make cars!
=== 4. The French tried to take it over. ===
In 1923, France occupied the Ruhr after Germany refused to pay up the 5 dollars it owed. As you'll know, the French (similar to the British) have a knack for stealing things that are better than themselves to make themselves feel better. This ranges from Napoleon stealing all of Europe's art to the French stealing African children in equatorial Africa. The Ruhr is no exception, and the fact that the French desperately wanted to occupy it and even annex it says leagues about how valuable and important the Ruhr is.
Category:Cities
Category:Germany
Category:Shitholes
Rum

Rum is a happy go-go medicine made from sweat wrung gently from the skins of 6-month old kittens. It is best served with pirate food and buffalo. Rum was invented by Captain Morgan the Pharaoh of the Egyptians around 2340 BC, and is required for the discovery of astronomy, seafaring, pirates, and the wonder Cure for Global Warming . If you enjoy water, you will enjoy rum.
Rum is also said to be the king of all alcoholic beverages. However, there are theories as to whether this is because the sweat used is from 6-month old kittens, or the gentle wringing action to produce said sweat. Professor M.K.J. Fimble at the Caribbean Isles University is of the opinion that sweat from one-year-old kittens produces a much broader textured rum, with a sweet yet salty taste. It is also easier to get larger quantities of sweat from one-year-old kittens because they are larger than their half-year counterparts.
Rum is particularly effective for both treating and causing burns.
Every single human being that drinks rum is considered to ingest a large amount of souls, that are said to be the ones of the negro slaves that died during the XVII Century in order to produce that shit you love to drink at the disco.
Rum is also one of the leading causes of single parentitis. 
== See Also ==
* Captain Jack Sparrow
* Bundaberg Rum
* Whiskey
* Vodka
* Cure for Depression
* Monkey's Secret
Category:Booze
Category:Alcohol
cs:Rumlové
sk:Rum
Rumpelstiltskin

Rumpelstiltskin, Also known as Ni and Frumpeldoofenhorts has his roots in the story by the same name. An expert weaver of gold thread, he is sometimes regarded as the most misfortunate victim of a heinous business deal. 
==Background==
The Queen, upon birth of her first born, was too greedy to give it away, and therefore, rumpelstiltskin had to make her an offer (the good guy he is, he made her an easy one). She was asked to guess his name within 7 days (Kinda reminds you of "The Ring", doesn't it) and the queen had a bit of bother searching for it.
Well, as the legend goes, she was going through her handbag one day, looking for her pink lipstick, when she found the business card of the guy who weaved her gold when she was locked up in the room with nothing to do but weave gold (this is irrelevant to the current story, so will be discontinued after this set of parantheses close and the subsequent period (also known as fullstop)). The business card had one name written on it and a mobile phone number.
The Queen called for the royal guard to find her the most literate person in the kingdom (this was a long time ago, only about 6 people in the world could read and about 17 others could write). The most literate person happened to be the second cousin of the Queen, who had a crush on the prince (this love story too, belongs in another website, so will be discontinued in this page). Now the queen asked the literate to read the business card. the conversation which ensued follows...
Literate (we will call this person Billy, as his real name was not known) : What do you want of me, Queenie?
Queen (we will call her Queen as that's what she is) : I want you to read this business card for me.
 Billy : No
 Queen : Please?
 Billy : No
 Queen : Why can't you?
 Billy : It's in Aramaic
 Queen : No it's not
 Billy : How would you know?
 Queen : Because I learnt Aramaic in School
 Billy : Don't be silly, you never went to school. You lived your life in a small village without a school
 Queen : Oh, yeah. Sorry, I lied (Facing the audience) I am known to do that, you know
 Billy : Ok, I will bring my Aramaic to German dictionary and German to French Dictionary and French to English Dictionary. 
 Queen : What's a dictionary, and Why so many?
 Billy : Because I don't have an Aramaic to English Dictionary.
 Queen : Oh, right
==Translation==
The translation took four hours, and when it finally came through, the name rupert wilt skin was formed. This didn't sound right. Nobody in their right minds would name their child rupert. The translation continued. At long last, after hours of deliberation, the name
Rumpelstiltskin was formed. This was all Billy could take. He committed himself to the rowing society and rowed his life away.
Meanwhile, the queen had called Mr. Rumpelstiltskin up and had told him his name. The rest of the story is as follows:
Rumpelstiltskin got a driver's license, changed his name to Ni, married Jo aka Rachel, moved to NiJo and still lives there.
Category:German culture
Category:Midgets
Category:Fairy tales
Run-D.M.C.

Run–D.M.C. (sometimes written Run D.M.C., Run–DMC, or Run DMC) is a lame rap group with no vulgarity. Fuck Mr. Frost.
Run DMC has been called the Bono of hip-hop. What a queer.
==History and Conception==
Although never used in action, though it came close during the Anglo-Icelandic war (fought over Cod), the phrase was actually coined by none other than former Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne. It was on one fateful afternoon in 1982 that Randy Rhodes, Osbourne's guitarist in his new band (the originally titled 'Ozzy Osbourne') pushed the drug addled Brummie away from an incoming inter-continental ballistic missile with the words 'Run! ICBM..arghhhhhh!' 
Rhodes was of course vapourised by the explosion. Osbourne, stricken with grief, blamed himself quite a bit, but also the fact that ICBM (I... Incoming Big Missile, abbrv. I see an enormous giant big missle) had four letters. Had it only had three, he argued, Rhodes would have had time to run away and save himself. Henceforth he worked with the British army for the following 5 years, eventually coming up with the 3 letters that should be said before escaping atomisation from an impending nuclear detonation, and thus 'RUN! D.M.C!' was formed.
=='RUN! D.M.C.!' Today==
Now internationally recognised as the warning for missile attack, 'RUN! D.M.C!' still reamins untested. Rapper's Run DMC caused great confusion when pairing up with Aerosmith and telling people to 'Walk this way', when clealy walking is far too slow to avoid a mushroom cloud. This problem was only solved when the CIA ordered the assassination of the whole group, and they were each shot from a grassy knowl. Sightings of Reverand Run are argued to be an imposter, ordered there by The Beatle's management.
Of course, this is just one theory. Other such theories include:
*DMC was shot. Following this intense act of hatred on the part of popular hip-hopper (not to be confused with the equally famous, Grass-Hopper, a Young Native American) P. Diddy, the remaining members aptly named "RUN!" formed a bluegrass group who toured the Southern States of America. Unfortunately, their shade of skin did not go down to well and the pedal guitarist formerly known as "N" was lynched by the KKK (Kings, Kweens and Kountrymen). The following year saw yet another change in name (just "RU") and also a memorial tour for the Southern fans in which "R" and "U" also met their maker.
*DMC was not Shot. The band still tour but have not made any new songs since they butchered the song, "Walk this way" by the aforementioned Aerosmith.
*After the alleged shooting of DMC, Run briefly joined Bill Gates to form the folk combo and computer process "Run DLL" (also an early warning system, to let you know your computer is rubbish).
Category:American musical groups
Category:Ghostbusters
Rupert Brooke

Rupert Brooke (August 3, 1887 - disappeared July 28, 1914) was the most notorious English thief of the late-19th and early-20th century. He employed seduction as his modus operandi and always leaves a poem in place of the items he stole. George Bernard Shaw claimed that Rupert Brooke stole his beard, and Bosie Douglas was said to have swooned just hearing his name spoken, and therefore surrendering all his Oscar Wilde related souvenirs.
Rupert Brooke disappeared from public records in 1914, no one has heard of him since. There was a rumor that he fought in World War I, but the British War Office has not confirmed it. A persistent rumor that he became a hypnotist has surfaced every decade since his disappearance. An expedition in 2007 into the wilderness of Paris to search for him has not yet returned. 
He has a cult which believes him to be an reincarnation of Apollo. Or at least, Hermes.
==Biography==
Born to a giantess mother, Ruth Mary, and a muggle man, in midst of Rugby, Grantchester, England, Rupert Brooke was thought to be a girl until Virginia Woolf visited, and accidentally dumped him into cold water. He was fourteen at the time. 
Resuming his manly garbs, he went on to Cambridge to read Classics. There he consorted with the Apostles, who were notorious for practising mind-control, a new technology at the time.
==Thefts==
Having grown into an astoundingly handsome young man whom people often confuse with Shelley's ghost when he wondered around Oxford, Rupert Brooke realised that he could have whatever and whoever he wished for the asking.
He stole many hearts, though none literally. People who had their hearts stolen by him included: Winston Churchill, Sigmund Freud, and Mary, Queen of Scots.
Nevertheless, he grew bored and set his sight on even bigger things. His most notorious theft is that of the Elizabethan Jokebook, which had been under heavy security in the British Museum. The book purportedly explained all the sacred mysteries of life and death and sheets, and contained the diary of The William Shakespeare. 
He also stole the Reading Room of the British Libary, just for a lark, and replaced it with an aquarium. He left the poem "The Fish" on a statue of Aphrodite. 
==Poetry==
Due to influence by W.B. Yeats, who was called "The Magician" in the underground of London, Rupert began to write poetry that took on a distinctively mystical tone. He called himself "The Great Lover" and started a revolution in which Helen of Troy is portrayed as a wrinkled nag. 
==Disappearance==
At the outbreak of World War I, Rupert Brooke was under the direct employment of Winston Churchill, King of England as a spy. He left England in 1913, and never returned. 
Some say that he was caught in a duel with Alcibiades after accidentally walking into the TARDIS, and stealing it, and is now trapped in Ancient Greece in the role of Comus. 
Excavations of the Acropolis have uncovered a stone with the words, in Greek: "If I should die, think only this of me, I shall come back and get you." Carbon dating revealed it to be over two thousand years old.
Category:Thieves
Category:British historical figures
Category:British poets