Uncycloversity:RandomSlogan

UNCYCLOVERSITY:<choose><option>DUMBING-DOWN THE WORLD, ONE NERD AT A TIME</option>
<option>THE MOST AMAZING DEVELOPMENT IN HUMAN EDUCATION SINCE THE INVENTION OF VIDEO GAMES</option>
<option>SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYING ALL IGNORANCE IN THE WORLD, EVERYWHERE</option>
<option>WHY ATTEND CLASSES WHEN YOU CAN DOWNLOAD FREE PORN INSTEAD?</option>
<option>ALL THE CORRUPTION OF A REAL UNIVERSITY WITH NONE OF THE COURSES</option>
<option>WHY LEARN FROM EXPERTS WHEN YOU CAN LEARN FROM TOTAL IDIOTS?</option>
<option>DESTROYING HUMAN KNOWLEDGE WITH TECHNOLOGY</option>
<option>DON'T ASK - DON'T TELL - DON'T BOTHER</option>
<option>WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW PROBABLY WON'T HURT US</option>
<option>THOSE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE SMART? THEY LIED</option>
<option>ABSOLUTELY NO UNDERSTANDING OF IRONY WHATSOEVER</option>
<option>KNOWLEDGE ISN'T EVERYTHING IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE</option>
<option>BE RECOGNIZED AS INTELLIGENT BY SOMEONE OTHER THEN YOUR MOM</option>
<option>IGNORANCE IS BLISS</option>
<option>TO LEARN RELEVANT INFORMATION WITH APPLICABLE USES IN THE REAL WORLD, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE</option>
<option>IF IT MAKES SENSE, WE DON'T WANT IT</option>
<option>BECOME AN ALUMNI WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO SPELL IT</option>
<option>AFTER FOUR YEARS, WE GIVE YOU A BRUSH</option>
<option>SMALLER DENOMINATIONS PREFERRED</option>
<option>FED UP WITH THE DOLE AND THE HUMAN RACE! GONNA PULL ME LIVER OUT AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE!</option>
<option>KITTENS DID WTC! KITTENS DID WTC! KITTENS DID WTC!</option>
<option>OUR CHIEF WEAPON IS EDUCATION AND LEARNING, LEARNING AND EDUCATION. OUR TWO WEAPONS ARE EDUCATION AND LEARNING.</option>
<option>IT'S CALLED A MORTARBOARD, STUPID</option>
<option>WE DON'T NOT KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT</option>
<option>ALL OF THE CIRCUMSTANCE, NONE OF THE POMP</option>
<option>THIS UNIVERSITY IS A STUB - YOU CAN HELP BY WRITING THE COURSES</option>
<option>BETTER THAN WIKIVERSITY</option>
<option>SUPURIOR. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL THAT, WIKIVERSITY? DO YOU?</option>
<option>COME FOR THE FRATERNITY SYSTEM, STAY FOR THE SORORITY SYSTEM</option>
<option>FREE iPOD WHEN YOU REACH 10,000 EDITS</option>
<option>NEVER GRADUATE AGAIN</option>
<option>WE SUCCEED WHERE WIKIVERSITY FAILS TO SUCCESSFULLY SUCCEED</option>
<option>WHERE THE COMMUNISTS ROAM</option>
<option>DRIVING COURSE INCLUDED! RUN OVER HELPLESS WIKIVERSITIANS!</option>
<option>Ennerdifying the unnerdiest Unnerd of this nerdy Nerdworld</option>
<option>*Never Eat Shredded Wheat
*This is only ment symbolically. Not eating shredded wheat may cause in bodily harm or death (not). Signed: Post Cereals, Inc..</option>
<option>GET *FREE UNNEWS SUBSCRIPTION! *Not.</option>
<option>ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SCHOOL LEARN AT YOU.</option>
<option>WHERE WE DO BULLSHIT SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO</option>
<option>WE PUT THE "EARCH" BACK INTO "RESEARCH!"</option>
<option>WHERE WE BRING YOU SMALLER CLASSES AND BIGGER TEACHERS</option>
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WHERE WE LIKE TO YODEL!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SCHOOL LEARN AT YOU.
WHERE WE LEARN HOW TO BE CANADIAN, EH
in the calling page, and good luck on the exams!
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UNCYCLOVERSITY™: WHERE EDUMACATION OCCASIONALLY LEADS TO GRADUMACATION
UNCYCLOVERSITY™: WHERE YOU FAIL EXAMS, BUT YA STILL GET GRADUMACATED!
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