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Wii Mini Requiem Edition

It's been a while since I bought a Wii and decided to mod it. This time, I went to a pawn shop and then a black and dark green Wii Mini was on a shelf. It had white text saying "WII LIKE REQUIEM" with some kind of gothic font. I bought it and then took it home.
At home, I plugged in my cables to the Wii and I pressed SOURCE on my remote. Then I pointed my remote at the "AV13" button. Funny how it says "13" instead of "1". I clicked the AV13 button, and it had a black screen saying "PRESS A TO SLIT YOUR FRIEND'S THROAT". I pressed A. It had the plain old Wii Menu, but the music is somewhat low-pitched and it had a red and black colour effect. It had only one channel, though. The channel had a red background and the God of Gods. I clicked on the channel, and it had a black screen saying "THE REQUIEM NEEDS DISCS. IT CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT DISCS.". I got out my Mario Kart: Double Dash!! disc and then opened the console. When I opened the console, I seen A LOT (and I mean A LOT) of buzzsaws which were spinning VERY fast and surrounded the place where I should put the disc. I inserted the disc.
When I pressed Start, it had a black screen with a small animation when a person's throat gets slit (thankfully its a silhouette). After I waited 10 minutes, it has a screamer when a demonic-looking face was screeching. The loop continued for 1 hour. I turned the console off. I then fried the console's GPU with a USB Killer then snapped it into pieces.
== Aftermath ==
I decided to go to my friend's house, and when I rang the doorbell, no response after 5 minutes. I rang again. Still no response. I decided to knock. Had to wait 30 minutes. I opened the door and quietly said "Helllo?". I gone to my friend's room, and I found his corpse. His throat was slit and his innards were exposed. I didn't know what to do, so I left. After I gone out, my hometown was filled with bodies which were decapitated.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Wii Sports

One time I was playing Wii Sports, I wanted to try Golf. So, I turned my Wii on, then I choosed "Wii Sports". Then the menu came up. It was a game menu that has Training and Wii Fitness.
I then started to click on Golf. Then I also had to choose a Mii to play with. I clicked on my Mii. And the game started. But then I realised that there are no difficulty levels to choose, it just went straight to the first hole. Okay, the game just kept going, the music was slow and dark, and the Mii was just a flashing pixel.
Then I saw the Mii swinging the golf club back and forth. Then the club just froze in mid air as it practiced and practiced. When I made the Mii whack the golf ball, he wouldn't swing. When I released my grip, the Mii swung so hard he couldn't see the background. The golf ball flew in mid air and it landed on the Fairway.
I also had to double push the 'A' button to go to the next stroke. Then I swung the Iron Club at the golf ball. And then it landed on Green. There was a long pause. Just then, I heard the Wii Sports Theme play during Golf. Anyway, I've gotten a Birdie. Then suddenly, the game froze. And some text appeared and it said: "If you wish to go to the next hole, you must first put back the flag pole."
At this point, the game continued, but then I realized there was a Boxing Game to play. So, I started playing Boxing, I was boxing Matt the Boxing Trainer. But then I realized there was no one else there.
I punched Matt in the face and all of a sudden, he started to punch me back. Blood was splattering onto the screen, I nearly got sick because it looked real like the Mii's actually bleeding. I started to punch Matt right in the body. Usually the Announcer would say "Knock Out!" But the game just went to the instant replay. I won Boxing and had beaten the champion. Then my Wii just stopped. Then I heard a slow "Time out" sound.
Oh, I was freaked out. I then saw a picture of myself as a MiI, and I was wearing a purple shirt. Slowly it started to melt off the screen. I screamed and cried.
When I went to the back of the TV to fix my Wii, there were words written in blood saying "What have you done?" Then what made me jump is that the Miis were there, and completely arranged. And in front was Matt. A Mii popped onto the screen and screamed at me, his mouth just opened and it went "RAAAAAAAAAH!" It was blood curdling. Slowly the Wii logo rose up as if someone was lifting it. Slammed on the ground just smashing it into pieces.
Just then, I heard the Wii Sports Theme play out in the hallway, with the loud counting, could it be from Wii Sports? Wait... No, it was in my head. I just thought to myself, oh well. More Wii games for me.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Wii Sports Lore (Copypasta)

Today, I will tell you about the lore of the Wii Sports Universe and its vast histories. Now I hear most of you saying "Wii Sports doesn't have any lore!" And to that I say you are a fool. Wii Sports does have lore, it's just in the Wii Instruction Manual that you didn't even bother to read.
Obviously, to understand the lore of the Wii Sports Universe, we must learn how the Wii Sports Universe came about.
In the beginning, when all was pure, there was one being who ruled over existence. This being was known only as "Our 🅱oi". Existence itself revered over Our 🅱oi as a God. Our 🅱oi was so great that he could beat a skilled Fox without using tech.
But one day, the purity of the world was thrown into a wood chipper when Our 🅱oi did an Ethan Klein Cough™. This was the biggest Ethan Klein Cough™ ever, and out of it came the Wii Sports world that we know today.
Then off of this planet grew demons. Our 🅱oi's eyes burned up and fell out of his head and he killed himself so hard that another monstrosity came out of his cadaver: sports equipment.
The demons took the sports gear and immediately set up courts, fields, rings, and diamonds where they would hold sports competitions to see who would become the next dictator of their communist society.
...
The next chapter of the Wii Sports lore starts with a discovery made by the demons: They figured out that they could harvest souls from some sort of overworld and put them in torture machines that they called "Miis".
They enslaved the Miis and made them play sports for eternity, making them so exhausted and causing them so much pain, but forcing them to keep on going. It was Hell, it was a Wii Sports Hell. This is where the game Wii Sports takes place.
But recently there has been an uprising in the time frame of the game, the campaign (once again, check the Wii Instruction Manual and you'll see that there is a campaign): You need to compete to gain the favor of the demons so that you have a chance to escape.
When you finally do escape, you discover that people have been escaping to a secret island where there are no sports, just fun. This is where the campaign ends and where the next game, Wii Sports Resort, picks up. But that story is for another day.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Shortpasta
Wii r Ur Nightmares

Usually I don't play my Wii U a lot. Ever since I got it, it was a piece of trash. My cousin bought me the console from GameStop, and I really didn't reassure that GameStop recently closed right by my neighborhood. But 2 years ago, this was how I almost lost my family, my relatives, and almost my life.
"You comin'?" Nick asked me to hurry up.
"Hang on!" I replied.
"You're gonna be late for this damn Smash Tourney!" Nick yelled as loud as he could.
I ran down the stairs, nearly tripping, and jumped on the couch as Nick beckoned.
"Ready to play?" Nick asked.
"Hell yeah, it's been so long since I touched by Wii U! I mean...EVER!" I could tell that Nick gazed at my excitement, ever since I got some DLC characters for Smash, I knew Nick was formerly jealous.
Both me and Nick grabbed the controllers, and we were so excited, we felt butterflies ripping out of our stomach, but then, the Wii U shut off.
"The hell? Josh!? What the fuck!?" Nick screamed. "You did that on purpose, you fucktard! Did you know how long it took to find a Tourney?!"
"I didn't do that this time, I swear!" I replied.
"Like hell you did." Nick derided.
Nick taunted me even more, so I jumped off the couch and turned the Wii U back on, we knew that waiting for more players to join a Tourney will take as long as half an hour, so we just PVP'd each other.
Everything was going fine until the Wii U shut off AGAIN! And I saw Nick's face blew into a violent red.
I expected Nick to punch me, as you see, Nick has anger issues. But he didn't. He stomped over to the Wii U, and slammed his fist right on the top panel.
"You fucking scumbag-Nintendo console! Fucking work!" I saw Nick's deviancy in his eyes, I knew that Nick will turn violent soon.
"Calm down Nick, it's just a game-"
"IT'S NOT A GAME, JOSH! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!? THIS CONSOLE IS DONKEY DICK!" Nick interrupted my words, his anger flung out of his mouth.
"Let me fix it." I walked up to the console as Nick backed away.
I unplugged the console, and unscrewed the top panel. I checked everything. The power, fan, sensors, everything.
"Looks fine to me." I concluded.
Nick gained my trust.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
WikiWika

"wikiWika WikiWika check your closet! Someone's sleeping!"
- WikiWika
WikiWika, real name Wendy Paèzia, is the spirit of horribly murdered 12 year old. Slashed at her legs and face, bleeding horribly. She is one of Toby Rogers first victims, stalking him and trying to find his weakness to protect his future victims from the fate she suffered.
White dress with roses ethed at the end and pale white hair, she normally can't be seen by humans unless she wants them to, all except Toby. Toby and Wendy get along since , of course, their both childish. But Wendy hates Toby's method of murder. Since it is very different from her's. Suffication.
Wendy HATES bloody murder. But she can't help herself. She has to murder. Just as humans have to breathe.
She haunts houses with little girls. Under the age of 5. She befriends them. Telling them their her best friend. After 6 months, 6 weeks, and 6 days, she invites them into the closet, telling them to play with her. And suffocates them. At 6 am, she goes into the parents dreams and says "WikiWika WikiWika check your closet! Someone's sleeping!" And she'll project the image of the little strangled girl into their dreams. Her giggles could be heard even after the parents have awaken, and starts laughing uncontrollably as the parents scream with horror at the sight of their poor child. Tears stricken down her checks, Wendy continues on her murder spree. "Nothing on earth can stop me" she says with tears falling down, laughing weakly "-please......Someone stop me". Ticci Toby watching outside the window."Your like me now....Don't fight it. It's who you are" he says "We'll work together......but nobody could know."
Apearence
WikiWika is always wearing her white dress. Unless she "borrowed" Toby's jacket. (Which Toby utterly hates)
Her hair is pale white. Her skin pale skin barely has any color besides the blood running down her body. Bright Green eyes
Often seen by Toby. She has dark rings under her eyes.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Shortpasta
Willy

My name is guy. I found strange video on youtube it was called Willy. The time of this video was 2.00. In the video we see man standing in the room. Then later number 666 appears with hyper realistic blood. Then the man in the video said Hello I am Willy I will make you cry dumb bitch. Then Will came out of computer. He started choking me. I cried. I broked his arms. He regenerated. I run away. He caught he started choking me. I broke his arms but this time it was harder. I pulled out gun out of my ass. I shoot him in the head. Hyper realistic blood was everywhere. He didn't die. He had hole in his head in the moment but later he stopped having it. He was alive90. I needed to destroy him one shot to kill him. I pulled out bazooka out of my ass. I shoot at him. Bazooka made me go backward. I hit wardrobe. Wardrobe fell on me I died Willy dodged attack and survived. Beware of Willy he is in your wardrobe unless you don't have wardrobe then he is in your ass. You probabl wonder How I wrote this story when I am dead. The anwser is normally. The end
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Im died
Willy Wonkas Directors Cut

Do you remember Tim Burton's Willy wonka? It was going to be a lot darker. I got a copy of it on a torrent website. It said "Willy Wonka Cut 2/3/03.' It started like normal until the robo hands making the chocolate appeared. An oompa loompa came, even though he was to appear much later in the film, and the robo hands appeared and cutted his head off. Blood was everywhere and another oompa loompa came and screamed. The rest of the intro was normal. It was normal until the flashback to the factory. It showed Wonka with whips whipping all the workers. Grandpa Joe then said "That's why the factory closed down. Slugworth reported him but Wonka killed him before anyone knew why it closed down." He then told Charlie about the Prince who died in chocolate after he never paid Wonka. After Charlie's dad got fired it then showed the dad commiting suicide by jumping in the fire. It then showed his burnt corpse. After the funeral, it's normal, just without the dad. When it showed the kids, Augustus Gloop said he got diabetes, Violet killed the man she was fighting, Verucas dad owned a sweat shop and Mike sweared a lot. The film is normal after that. When the mini robots appeared, they were oompa loompas appeared singing they want to die. Then Wonka appeared and killed them with a rifle. When they were in the Chocolate room, Wonka pushed Gloop into the river and he drowned in it. Mrs Gloop tried to save him but she drowned as well. When they were in the boat, Wonka pushed Joe in the river and he drowned as well. When Violet became a blueberry, she explodes and her mum fell into an acid pot and died. When they were in the nut room, Verucas head got smashed open by a squirrel and Mr Salt said he's gonna tell the government about him. Wonka said "No witnesses." And threw him into the pit. It was a portal to help and he appeared on a chair. Mark David Chapman appeared and said " I'm gonna shoot you like I shot John Lennon. " He than shot him. When Mike appeared on the TV he was inside out so Wonka squished him. Then he shot Mike's dad. He then threw Charlie in the elevator and the elevator crashed into the moon as it faded to black. A message on screen then said "That's the reason why you shouldn't go to Wonkas factory." When I sent it to Warner Bros. they sent another message " Curosity killed the cat and it killed him good. "
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Willytop

One day, a boy was rushing to school, late. On his way there, some stranger stops him and asks him if he is late.
"Yes," the boy answers.
"Well, you can't just barge in there! You have to give them an excuse. Just tell them "Willytop". It'll solve all of your problems."
The boy hurries into class. When the teacher asks the boy why he was late, he replies with Willytop.
"I have never heard such terrible language! You march down the prinicipal's office right now!"
The boy goes down to the principal's office.
"Why are you here?" he asks. The boy replies with Willytop. The principal becomes shocked, expelling the boy from the school. "And don't you ever come back," he yells.
When the boy comes back home, his mother asks him why he is home so early.
"Willytop," says the boy. The mother becomes sad and starts crying, telling him to go to his room until his father comes home. When the father comes home, he asks the mother why she is crying.
"You go up to your son and talk some sense into him!" she says to him. So the father goes up to the boy and asks him what's wrong.
"Willytop," says the boy. The father becomes mad with him.
"Never in my life have I thought I would have to say this, but you get the hell out of here, and you never come back!"
Exiled from his home, the boy wanders around town, only to be stopped by a police officer.
"Hey, kid, why are you wondering around at night?" he asks.
"Willytop," says the boy.
"You get the hell out of my city, and if you come back, I'll have you thrown in prison!"
Now the boy was driven out of town. Hungry and tired, he finds another town, and goes inside a diner. In the diner, there was a bartender cleaning up.
"Hey, kid," the man says, "we ain't open till 10."
"Willytop," says the boy.
"Woah, hold on son. You don't want to say that around here. People don't take to kindly on that word."
The boy goes into tears. "But I was told that saying it would solve all of my problems! What does it mean, anyways?"
The man tells him, "I'll tell you later, but not right now. Wait until the diner closes tonight, and then I'll tell you." The boy waits until 8:00 P.M, and the man takes the boy to the alley across the street.
As they begin crossing the street, though, they get hit by a truck and die.
The end.
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pre-Trollpasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Windows 11: Oops, your hardware does not meet minimum requirements

Ok, I was playing around, I went to sleep, it was night, the next day, when I booted my PC, I got an error, It looked like a Windows 10 message, when an error druning the booting (idk how to explain), it said with a Windows 10 blue background:
Oops
your hardware does not meet minimum requirements
what did it mean? I was worried, decided to reboot my PC, it now said:
Oops
your hardware does not meet minimum requirements
Want to downgrade to Windows 10?
Yes No
it seemed to ask me for downgrading to my hated OS, Windows 10
I clicked no, it rebooted, the same screen, no changes
clicked no, rebooted, did it 10 times until it changed, it said:
HEY!
YOUR PC IS NOT SUPPORTED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND MOTHER****ER?
DOWNGRADE TO WINDOWS 10?
YES! NO!
and it had a red background, with poorly drawn letters, and a reversed loud distorted music played
I got worried, clicked no, it was now worse
TOLD YOU!
YOUR PC IS NOT SUPPORTED! DIE OR DOWNGRADE!
WANNA DOWNGRADE?
YES NO
it was scarier. it had a black background, no music but a loud dun dun duuuuun played, a loud GoAnimate/Vyond voice saying:
THE PC IS NOT SUPPORTED, DOWNGRADE OR DIE!
that scared me, clicked yes, a normal TTS voice said:
downgrading...
10 minutes passed, my PC downgraded, no viruses, no data loss, my PC was normal, just with the crappy Windows 10
I cried because I missed Windows 11
all was left was the themes, the apps, the rest was Windows 10, but after 30 seconds my PC got a virus
it was...
BonziBUDDY
I tried to uninstall but got a bonzi error, it was just like this, but I entered the correct code, I was glad, but I got something worse
my PC was corrupted, got many viruses, including Protegent and others, my PC exploded and had to get a new one
but my data was still there without viruses, it had Windows 11 also, I was happy
NOTE: FAKE STORY, EVEN THO MY PC IS UNSUPPORTED, I STILL HAVE WINDOWS 11 AND NOTHING THERE IS REAL, I DID NOT GET THE ERROR
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Windows 2000 For The NES

You know that infamous port of Windows 2000 for the NES? It looks like a demake of Windows 2000 made in Scratch, or whatever, like Tynker or something like this bullshit.
One day, I encountered a copy of Windows 2000 for the Famicom, I went to my room and inserted the cartridge on my FC Mobile.
Then, the title screen appeared, except the background was blood red, the Windows flag was colored four shades of red except for the black borders, the cursor was a skull with blood coming out of the eyes with a small triangle at the left-top of the skull, words that said, "Lucifer" in Chinese, and the "2000" was now "666", the font was Chiller, and the words were black.
After a few seconds, the desktop loaded up, with the same cursor and background color, while the Windows logo next to the "Start" button was dark grey, except for the outline, and the time said: "0:00", I was a bit spooked out, I pressed the mysterious computer-like icon, and...
An image came out, which was an Asian man, screaming at me, with a loud beep noise. After 3 seconds of the jumpscare, it returned to the desktop, and the icon and name were gone.
I decided to go to the WPS, but instead, it brought me to that same jumpscare, but this time, it was a pale guy, no older than 27, wearing a bloodstained tuxedo strangling an Asian child, with the China flag waving in the background.
3 seconds again, it brought me to the desktop again, and the WPS was gone, I wanted to go to MS-DOS, but then, the game just flipped out, with a shutdown button and text saying: "现在结束这个可怕的操作系统。", I had no choice but to shutdown the game, I decided to press the shutdown button and...
My FC Mobile was burning, but luckily, I got a fire extinguisher, I stuffed the foam all over the console, and it was still running! It had a face with red, pulsating bloodshot eyes at the screen, staring at me.
I decided to throw the cartridge and console into the garbage. If you find a copy of a pirated game in your basement, don't play it.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Vidya games
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.