MR. FUCK - Level 667

Hi, you may remember me as the person who played MR. FUCK. Well, after 80 years of therapy I finally got out... and when I went back to my house I saw a note on my dogs skeleton. It said "The story is not over. You didn't finish the game properly, you did what MR. FUCK wanted you to do. I don't have much time left so I can't go into too much detail, but to truly beat MR. FUCK, you have to fail every single level. You may think that failing sends you back to the title screen, but if you type "MR. SHIT" for every answer, he gets pissed and it goes to the next le-". It seems that the writer was killed before the note could be finished. I knew what I had to do, so I got my old PlayStation and copy of MR. FUCK and booted up the game. I saw that same terrifying title screen... and I started up the game.
The moment I typed "MR. SHIT", MR. FUCK spoke and said "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TYPE THAT GO KILL YOURSELF" every time that I did. As the levels went on and on, he got angrier and angrier. Until I finished Level 665. Instead of the speech about killing Peter Griffin, MR. FUCK said "There will BE no level 666 you ASSHOLE. I hate you actually FUCKING DIE, like I'm serious you are the worst person I have ever met!!!!!!!!!!! So instead of being Satan cool, you're FUCKING LAME AND A PUSSY. You have a small dick, and I'm taking you to the secret level 667!!! I hope you're happy with what you did, because you have no chance at beating it ever."
I was shaking. Could I really...could I really do this? Level 667 starts, I'm in hell like I was in level 666 but peter isn't here. Instead it's a new face... he says "I'M MR. SHIT, the brother of MR. FUCK and Mr. Mix. If you work with me, we can destroy MR. FUCK and have all the drugs FOR OURSELVES." An option for yes or no appears. I pressed yes and the result was so terrifying that when I tried to type it to describe it, the FBI came in crying begging me not to post it, it was THAT BAD. So I replayed and pressed no. MR. SHIT said "WHAT THE SHIT, that's it, try to defeat me if you can! You only get 1 life, so you better make it count or else I will fart on you in real life." Suddenly I was playing as... PETER GRIFFIN??!?!??!?!? 
Countless attempts...countless farts. I kept losing, replaying, losing, replaying, jorking it, replaying... until I did it. I beat MR. SHIT. After that... his corpse exploded and out came the true horror. The true being behind Mr. Mix. The being behind MR. FUCK. The one who started it all... M R . H E C K . MR. FUCK screamed in horror and said "NONONONONONONO THIS IS WHAT I WAS PREVENTI-" then exploded and died. M R . H E C K then spoke in a horrific voice... "You have done well in meeting me. A portal shall open in your room, go inside and face me." I was horrified... but I went inside anyways. After I went inside... I was inside the game!!!!!!! What the FREAK!!!! I saw M R . H E C K towering over me, 100 feet tall. He said "I've been freed from my prison after many years. Face me in combat, if you win I shall perish forever... but if you lose... I will fart on the world and destroy EVERYTHING." I was determined. I was going to defeat the menace M R . H E C K. We fought for a long time... until I was almost defeated. As I lay on the ground I heard a voice... "You can do this SATAN COOL." It was MR. FUCK!!! "hehhehehehehehhehe lois im in a video game." Peter?! "PFFFRBRBRBRBRBBTBTBTBBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTT." MR. SHIT?! "...I'm Mr. Mix. Shhhhhh..." MR MIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!???!?!
I stood up and said "Face the power of FART" and shot a giant laser beam at M R . H E C K. He died immediately and I went back to my house. It was all over. I defeated MR. FUCK, MR. SHIT and M R . H E C K. My playstation and copy of the game disappeared, seemingly not existing anymore. I sat down, knowing it was finally, FINALLY over. I walked to my room triumphant, ready to go to bed. Then I tripped and died. 
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