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Darius III of Persia

Darius III of Persia (Persian: داریوش Dāriūš, pronounced [dɔːriˈuːʃ]) is usually thought of as a rather interesting guy, mainly because he was the king of Persia for a little while. Unfortunately for him, Alexander the Great ruled Macedonia at around the same time and wanted some additional "living space" for his people.
==Early life and accession==
When Arse-a-messThis is an actual Persian name. It's spelled this way so you English people won't mispronounce it too much. and Sissy-gambits decided to have a baby, they never would have guessed that their son would come to rule over an empire that stretched from the Nile to the Indus river. It happened nonetheless, though. As it turns out, Darius's parents actually named him "Artashata". Artashata took on the name "Codomannus" pretty soon after he was born, stating it had "a much better ring to it." When he became the king of Persia, Codomannus decided to adopt "Darius III" as his throne name for some reason.
After some guy named Bag-o'-ass had killed off most of the royal family, Darius ascended to the throne. Bag-o'-ass thought he could control Darius but was proven wrong when the latter thanked him for bringing him to power and forced Bag-o'-ass to drink his own poison.
==Conflict with Alexander==
Basically, Alexander completely pwned the Persian army, on multiple occasions, even when the odds greatly favoured Darius's forces. To put things lightly, Darius thoroughly sucked at warfare.
==Flight, imprisonment and death==
In his incapability to beat Alexander, Darius fled the battlefield. When the Persian forces got tired of retreating, some guy named Bessus took control. When Alexander arrived, Bessus and the other conspirators decided killing Darius would be a good idea, so that's what they did.
Alexander was disappointed at the sight of Darius's dead body, because he would have preferred to keep the father of his future bride alive a little while longer. Yup, he married Darius's daughter a couple years later.
==Notes==
==See also==
*Arse, something many Persians seem to be fascinated by
*Assyria, one of Persia's predecessors
Category:Greek historical figures
Category:TAW Entry 2010
Dark horse

A dark horse is a participant in a contest that is not expected to win. The term was coined by Jesse Owens, who ran like a horse but was not expected to win any races, because blacks were typically considered inferior.
In a literal sense, it is a direct opposite to the possibly mythical White horses, which, depending on whether you are dumb/believe that White horses exist, means that Dark horses may or may not exist. It is impossible for both white and dark horses to exist at the same time. If you believe in one, you cannot believe in the other.
== See Also ==
*White horses
Category:American political terms
Category:Black
Category:Horses
Category:Idioms
Category:Racism
Darth Paul

Darth Paul, a.k.a. Mac Hartney, is the tyrannical leader of the music division of fictitious Star Wars rock group "The Sith" He is the half-brother of Jedi warrior Rin-Go-Starr.
==Story==
Darth Paul released his controversial debut single, "Jey Hood", in Episode XLIV: Curse of the Smatijove, and despite galaxy-wide disapproval by music critics, Darth Raider was pleased with his work, and his single mysteriously shot straight to number 1 for seventeen weeks. Thus, he was recruited onto the Sith, where he swiftly exceeded thrugh the ranks and became the first Sith member to be award the fabled Platinum Vinyl.
Darth Paul then went on to win popular talent contest "The X-Wing Factor", but there had been rumours of a fix which led to an investigation. When it was proven, Darth Paul was forced to face-off in a rematch, which he lost to his arch enemy, the Jedi Rin-Go-Starr. However, Paul has since gone on to take over this contest and its rules.
From this point on, Darth Paul has since gone on to dominate the music industry and hold the Media world, situated next to his home planet Liverpool, to ransom. He recently launched his giant spaceship, the Death Guitar, in preparation for his latest battle in Fantastik 4 in which he hopes to destroy his brother Rin-Go once and for all.
==Fellow Sith Members==
*Darth Later - Still hasn't woken up.
*Darth Mall - Had a shopping centre named in his honour.
*Darth Bath (deleted scenes)
*Darth Thidioth - Relative of Sheriff John Bunnell.
*Darth Schumacher (as pictured)
*Darth Bezdek
*Darth Knux
*Darth The Rock - Notorious for his immensely strong eyebrows.
==Cult Following==
Darth Paul has had a worldwide following of a staggering 4 people. Situated in the United States Of Kingdom, this club have nicknamed themselves "The Beatles", due to all four members suffering from a rare genetic disease which causes their haircut to form a smooth, black beetle shape.
Two of the members have officially changed their names to "Paul McCartney" and "Ringo Starr" to match their Star Wars counterparts. They have tried making music themselves, but have failed to make any dent in the music industry, achieving only 20 number one hits in the USA and a miserable 17 in their home country. As a result, their other two members, John Lenin and George Harris, have since disbanded, and the remaining members limp on as a duo.
==Near Defeat==
Near the turn of the clock hand, a great warrior arose, one who nearly had enough willpower to defeat Paul. This Hero, known as Hethar Mil-Macar rose and with her lawyers help, removed his money. Thus nearly defeating him, though at the last minute, he received an anonymous donation, destroyed Mil-Macar, and restored his wealth with a new album.
==Reported Death==
It was widely reported that Darth Paul was dead, but it was later revealed as complete bullcrap.
==Famous Quotes==
*"Help! I need somebody! Help! Not just anybody!"
*"I look at all the lonely people..."
*"You say stop, and I say go go go!"
*"I said something wrong, now I long for yesterday."
Category:Star_Wars Category:Bad_guys Category:Musicians Category:The Darths
Dashboard Jesus

A dashboard figurine is a small statue, usually plastic or ceremaic and often painted, that attaches to the top of a vehicle’s instrument panel and serves as a sort of figurehead or mascot for the vehicle much as the carving of a mermaid or other nautical figure serves as the lucky charm for a ship. One of the most popular dashboard figurines is the dashboard Jesus.
The main character of the film Cool Hand Luke refers to such a figure when he sings of his “little plastic Jesus”:
: I got my little plastic Jesus
: Sitting on the dashboard of my car;
: He don’t slip, and he don’t slide;
: His little feet are magnetized. . . .
Unfortunately, it seems that Luke butchered the song’s lyrics, the real ones to which are available here .
Jesus, who is mustached and bearded and dressed in a white robe with optional detachable red or purple sash for more formal road trips, is four inches tall and stands upon an adhesive spring base, allowing him to dance to the tunes of one's favorite CD. For those who want to spend a little extra on the Savior, glow-in-the-dark models are also available.
Manufacturers of the Son of God Dashboard Jesus say that just the presence of the little guy will give the driver and any passengers a sense of “peace,” although the figurine should be removed before attempting any hot make-out sessions in out-of-the-way parking places, as Jesus doesn’t countenance such behavior, and the figurine’s presence could put a damper on a date’s ardor, especially if she is a Christian girl.
==Dashboard Satan==
A popular ditty suggests a replacement for such occasions:
: When I'm goin' fornicatin’
: I got my ceramic Satan
: Sinnin' on the dashboard of my
: Winnebago Motor Home
: The women know I'm on the level
: Thanks to the wild-eyed stoneware devil. . . ..
==Other Dashboard Figurines==
Besides Jesus, other popular dashboard figurines include topless hula dancers, about which there are no songs, and Christopher Columbus, the patron saint of tall ships.
The Hula Girl Dashboard Figurine jiggles to the music of your choice (it doesn’t have to be Hawaiian). Previous dancers could get stuck in repeating endlessly a “loop” of swivels and jiggles, but this bug has since been repaired, and she now dances fluidly and smoothly, and an optional feature allows the buyer to choose the speed and sway with which she gyrates her hips. Some manufacturers contend that the topless hula dancer model would be “an ideal companion to the plastic Jesus dashboard figurine.”
==See Also==
*Dashboard Confessional
*iJesus
*Vehicle accessories
Category: Transportation
Data (Star Trek)

Data is an android and a well-known member of the Ninja-Pirate Assembly of God. He was created by a blind French pugilist who thought he was fixing his mother's toaster. Data has had a long career in Starfleet and has served with distinction aboard the USS Enterprise where he has pretended to have Ass Burgers for 19 years so he can insult people to their face and get away with it. This is largely considered one of the greatest practical jokes ever. Data is super smart and super strong and is the only being in existence to eat the ten-ton Burrito at Pepe's Burrito Shack. Data is also aware that you're really fucking stupid and you only pretend to "get" all the jokes your smart friends tell you, who are in fact total retards when compared to him. Data really hates Captain Picard and is waiting for the right chance to kill him.
==Friendship with Mark Twain==
Data and Mark Twain have been friends for a very long time. The pair first met when in 1894 Twain was looking for a prostitute to buy himself in San Francisco and coincidentally Data happened to be whoring himself for money. The two became fast friends and traveled across the world looking for the true meaning of life. The pair broke up when Twain realized that life was pointless and Data realized that he was immortal anyway. To this day Data does not get a little tear in his eye when talking about Twain, but deep inside his positronic brain he's weeping.
==Data the lover==
thumb|upright=0.4|left|Data's wedding
Unknown to many, some of whom are his friends, Data is one of the greatest womanizers in history. Data perfected the "pretend not to have emotions" technique which makes most women hornier than an army of rhinoceros people. Data has had sex with a lot of chicks over the years including: Paris Hilton, Condoleeza Rice, Pam Anderson, Your Mom, Kim Bauer, Steve Irwin, and Marilyn Monroe.
Unfortunately, frequent womanizing has not come without its side effects. Datalong known for being "fully functional"has begun to experience trouble achieving an erection and needs to "discuss" this with... someone.
==Did you know?==
*Due to his android motor skills, Data can speed-hump your leg up to 30,000 times a second.
*Data discovered the cure to AIDS. He then realized that he's an android and can't get AIDS and erased it from his memory because he thinks sick people are funny.
*Data prefers American English over British English because of a rare android allergy to extemporaneous usage of the letter"U".
*Data is fully functional, and by that I mean he has a penis, and by that I mean he can fuck, and by that I mean keep him away from farm animals.
*He may have had sex with Mark Twain.
*Then again who the hell wouldn't have had sex with Mark Twain.
Category:Star Trek
Category:Robots
Data Protection Act

The Data Protection Act was a law first introduced by The Eternal Council of Big Council Guys in 1992 as an attempt to clamp down on the repeated gang rape of Starship Enterprise crew member Data. Whilst honey mooning with his wife Leonard Nimoy in Ikea Data was kidnapped by Barry White and his entourage of clones who savagely forced themselves upon Data destroying his once tight android rectum. Since this incident the T.E.C.B.C.G, led by Harold Shipman, created a huge security force to protect Data including former boat mechanic and bath enthusiast Mel Gibson. The team maintained an excellent record despite some nimosity, members have been reported as saying "I'm getting too old for this shit, and for some reason I have a lisp" and "I fucking hate Jews".
Data retired from the Federation shortly after this incident and started an information transport company called The Internet. The Internet grew into a global industry and employed thousands of highly trained Chinese babies and Koala Bears who delivered receipts and invoices between individuals and porn companies. This activity was soon exploited by criminal organizations who tracked the courier's movements in order to reveal the location of Data and the central hub of the operation.
The location of The Internet HQ was sold to Barry White who amassed a huge army of Cruises and descended upon the compound with a months worth of hot jizz stored in his enormous testicles. Glover and Gibson were killed during the fire fight, both men were just one day away from retirement, and despite the best efforts of the security team Data was once again gang raped.
== Public Outrage ==
Public outrage was huge after the destruction of The Internet and Data was once again left unprotected. The Eternal Council of Big Council Guys announced an updated Data Protection Act (1995). This involved a series of elaborate shrink rays which would enable the Koala Bear and Chinese baby workers to travel underground through special tubes and pipes, meanwhile above ground massive roaming death squads of Transformers controlled by Leonard Nimoy would annihilate anyone who dare threaten Data and the information we entrust in him.
==See also==
*Barry White
*Rape
*Freedom of speech
Category:Government
Category:Star Trek
Category:Censorship
Category:Internet
Date

A date is a fruit of the date palm tree. The widespread prevalence of this tree and fruit in its native New England has led to a number of date-related expressions entering the English language.
== Dating ==
In early American colonial rituals, later suppressed by hard-line Puritans, courtship was largely centered around sending a ceremonial date (the fruit, mind you) to one's beloved. The date could be sent by courier (especially common for arranged marriages) or sometimes delivered in person. In the case of more passionate relationships the young man would often throw the date at the young woman, sometimes at dangerously high speeds. This came to be known as "dating" someone. The earliest known use of this term was in Oscar's Wilde Almanac in 1646.
== Dating yourself ==
In the 18th century the phrase dating yourself came into vogue. It seems that George Washington developed an aversion to cherry trees after accidentally bulldozing one whilst building his first gas station. He developed a fondness for date palms in his old age and, in a notorious incident publicized in the Village Voice, was beaned in the head by a falling palm whilst sitting under a date palm tree. A prominent Voice columnist, Oscar Wilde, wrote that Washington "dated himself -- I wonder if Martha will mind!"
Over time, dating yourself came to mean doing something stupid. For example:
:"Maybe I'm dating myself, but I used to love the Osmonds when I was in college. In fact I still love the Osmonds!"
== Carbon dating ==
Carbon dating is a euphemism for bullets. This term was first used during the Civil War. Bullets were like "carbon dates being hurled betwixt our two parties of American brethren," according to columnist Hiram O. Wilde in the March 1862 issue of Cosmopolitan. Carbon dating came to denote shooting someone, also known as:
* pumping someone full of lead
* blasting a cap in your ass
* gat in yo' mouf
Kurt Cobain carbon dated himself in 1994. It is often said that he lived a half-life.
== Dateline ==
A dateline is a line of poor, hungry people who line up for dates, usually at relief stations in famine zones or after major catastrophes such as losing the Super Bowl. For example:
:Dateline NEW ORLEANS: Billions and billions of people lined up for dates after Hurricane Upsilon smashed...
== Date With Destiny ==
Date With Destiny is a long-running promotion at the Lazy Lap Lounge in Shelbyville, Kentucksylvania. The creepy middle-aged patrons valued customers get to eat one end of a date fruit while the Lazy Lap's own superstar stripper performer, Destiny, eats the other end at the same time. It is said to be "the most erotic experience in Shelbyville."
Call 555-6969 for pricing and availability.
Category:Food
Category:Dates
Dave (A story built one paragraph at a time)

Dave, whose real name is , is, as its name suggests, a random active user from this very website called Uncyclopedia. They were an average person editing in an average wiki until they got pulled to an adventure full of dangers, knives and moccasins. Their quest is told in the epic poem known as A story built one paragraph at a time. 
== Biography ==
=== Early life ===
 started as a humble editor on Uncyclopedia, which they randomly stumbled upon one day.
It was on this very website when met , a person who they genuinely disliked for their overtly authoritarian behavior, but could not speak up in fear of getting banned. Despite this, decided to put their trust on this admin by lending them $2,a decision they have regretted since, as have never given their money back. 
=== Murder ===
One fateful day, decided to buy a bunch of mannequins for no reason other than "for the LOLs" they were an Uncyclopedia user, after all. Spelling standardized from nonstandard "lulz". The next day, all of their mannequins were gone, and there was no clue where they could be. searched for their mannequins everywhere, to no avail. 
That very fateful day, appeared at their door, saying that they knew who the mannequin thief was. But didn't need to listen them to know: it was , of course it was ; it had been all this time along, it was so crystal clear! Enraged, wrathful; got a spare moccasin, and beat to death. 
It would be revealed later that the real thief was a rascal named John, who tricked them to kill the admin that had blocked them from Uncyclopedia. first swore vengeance for making them kill thre guy that owed them two bucks, but just like in a Wattpad fanfic, their hate turned into love, and ended dating John. 
=== Marriage ===
 married John, and changed their name to Dave, so that their lover John could easily pronounce their name which for some reason had been their own username until this very day.
== References ==
 
== See also ==
* Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia
* Luna
*John (A story built one paragraph at a time) 
 
Category:A category built one article at a time
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Dave Marino

David Michael Stevens "Emo Dave" Marino Jr., also known as MacDavid or his stage name DJ Manno, is the best skateboarder, guitarist, bassist, turntablist, and hobo in the world. He is Chinese and gives free bass guitar lessons in an alley in China with his laptop. Seriously cool, am I right? The book only costs $3.99 too! He is portrayed by Sid Vicious in the Food Man Group film series.
== Box ==
Emo Dave's cardboard box is small. Very small. Smaller than small itself. If you actually discover his box, you will probably step on it and Emo Dave will have nowhere to live. Who the fuck cares, anyway. He chose to drop out of school and become a death metal singer. Of course, he was unsuccessful. Idiot.
== Lessons ==
The only expense to you is the huge amount of $3.99, or at least it's huge to Emo Dave and his lover, a stick of butter. The book is imported from China by way of a large UFO and then a Mexican mailman appears at your doorstep, kicks you in the balls, and runs away, leaving you your book. You then can log onto Emo Dave's website and watch his live videos, or cry at the fact that you spent $3.99 on pure shit.
== Selected videography ==
* Tuning
* Holding your bass
* Basics
* Some notes
* Some more notes
* Playing bass on Guitar Hero
* Playing bass on Rock Band
* You are a bass god!
== See also ==
* Bass guitar
* Hobo
Category:Bassists
Category:Awesome Things
Dave Reuben

Dave Reuben 	Dave Reuben
 	
Catchphrase: I TOMATOELLY agree!	Catchphrase: I TOMATOELLY agree!
 	
Only at 	Turning Point USA Sandwicheria
Ingredients 	White American, baloney, fruity snacks
Calories 	4 quadrabillion and a half
Fat 	Yes
Country of origin 	United States
Occupation 	Delicious nonpartisan sandwich
Political party 	Reubirtarian
The Dave Reuben is an American sandwich whose recipe to this day tends to be vague. It was first invented in 1976 by a Subway employee in Brooklyn who was trying to make a sandwich everybody would find delicious. A Dave Reuben could be anything one wanted it to be. Since the original Dave Reuben literally contained every single ingredient in the entire world, the sandwich was meant to be modified by customers to their own liking by removing the ingredients they didn't like and keeping the ingredients they loved. The sandwich received high critical acclaim by food critics, each of who claimed it was one of the most "inclusive and open-minded foods in the history of the motherfucking universe".
==Origins==
===Earliest predictions and proposals for a delicious sandwich anybody could enjoy===
Many stories in antiquity involve the creation of a reuben sandwich so delicious it'd be able to feed entire civilizations and bring peace for eternity, with the first mentions of a "sacred dish able to bring peace to all civilizations for eternity" coming from stone tablets from the Indus River Valley dating between trillion billion years ago and 1972 AD. Since the languages of the Indus Civilization are still unknown, nobody has been able to translate the secret recipe and save the entire planet from culinary biases that sometimes lead to war, the most notable example being the Bacon and Cheese Sandwich Riots of 1905.
The legend of the magical reuben sandwich made its way to China, and this particularly came at the interest for Emperor Qin who tried to make the "elixir of life" out of the recipe so he could live forever. Sadly, it didn't work, and instead led to the death of Qin and his entire empire after the combined ingredients of gunpowder and cyanide were grossly unsatisfying to his taste buds. Many scholars agree he probably did not use the right ingredients.
The Roman Empire, the birthplace of romaine lettuce and caesar salad, was the hearth of what led to the eventual development of the Daveus Rubius theory. Many scholars see this as a result of the Indo-European connection and early Christianity. The Biblical story of David Reuben and Goliath Burger written by Samuel reflects the influence of the mysterious Indus valley reuben sandwich on early Christian culture that later spread across the Roman Empire.
Category:Food