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Cock and ball torture

Cock and Ball Torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving torture of cocks with a ball. This may involve certain kinds of balls, such as beach balls, soccer balls, footballs, softballs, baseballs, tennis balls, and many, many more.
==Fetish purposes==
As well as its occasional role in furry fetish art, Tamakeri (lit. ball throwing) is a separate genre in Japan. One notable actress in Tamakeri is Erika Nagai, who uses her martial arts skills to knee or kick balls into a cock.
==Terminology==
===Ball stretcher===
A ball stretcher is a sex toy that is used to elongate the beach balls and increase the pain that the cock experiences.
While leather stretchers are most common, other models consist of an assortment of steel rings that fastens with screws, causing additional but only mildly uncomfortable pain for the cock.
===Parachute===
A parachute is a physical restraint device that makes it harder for the cock to move. Conical in shape, this is often used outside CBT, but is most famous because of CBT.
Used as part of cock and ball torture, the parachute provides a constant drag, and a squeezing effect on the cock.
===Humbler===
A humbler is a BDSM (Boof do smelly meat) sex toy that makes the cock more humble, which lets it beat up by balls more easily. Humblers are usually used with soccer balls since cocks are already more used to getting beaten by them.
===Cock cuff===
A cock cuff is a ring-shaped device around the cock between the head and the body such that when closed it does not allow the head to pass through it. A common type has two connected cuffs; one for the top of the skull and one for the base of the neck. They are one of many different gadgets for restraining the cock. Also, a standard padlock may be locked around the cock, and without the key the cock will not be able to remove it.
Some cocks enjoy the feeling of being 'owned', and some people enjoy the feeling of 'owning' their cocks. Making the cock wear cock cuffs gives a sense that he, she, or they belong to their owner. Equally, there is a certain level of humiliation inherent in the devices, which makes the owner appreciate the cock more. Finally, the cuffs may form part of a sexual fetish around the cock or the owner.
Category:Torture Methods
Category:Ball games
Category:Things That Make You Sterile
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Code Cutting

Code cutting is a method of editing source code by physically printing out lines of code, cutting them with scissors, and then scanning them back into the code program. This method has been used by some developers as an alternative to traditional text editing tools, such as text editors or integrated development environments (IDEs).
==Introduction==
Code cutting is a unique approach to editing source code that has its advantages and disadvantages. While it may not be suitable for large code projects, some developers may find it to be a helpful technique for small code projects or when they need to make changes to a specific section of code.
==Process==
The process of code cutting involves the following steps:
Printing out the lines of code that need to be edited.
Cutting out the specific lines of code with scissors.
Scanning the cut-out code into the code program.
Editing the scanned code within the code program.
Saving the edited code and compiling it to check for any errors.
It is important to note that code cutting may not be suitable for large code projects, as it can become time-consuming and difficult to keep track of the changes made to the code. However, some developers find it to be a helpful technique for small code projects or when they need to make changes to a specific section of code.
==Advantages and Disadvantages==
===Advantages===
Can provide a more tactile approach to editing code.
Helps to visualise the code and the changes being made to it.
May be helpful for developers who struggle with traditional text editing tools.
===Disadvantages===
Not suitable for large code projects.
Can become time-consuming and difficult to keep track of changes made to the code.
May result in the loss or damage of the physical code cut-outs.
==Conclusion==
In conclusion, it is important to weigh the advantages and disadvantages of code cutting and determine if it is the best approach for a given code project.
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Category:Saved From Wikipedia
Codec

A codec is a computer algorithm that is completely incapable of encoding or decoding audio or video data.
== Entomology ==
Actually, I think Entomology is the study of insects... or maybe giant trees... Either way though, I'm pretty sure it's actually supposed to be Etymology.
=== Okay, Etymology then ===
The word "codec" is loosely based on the Latin caecillius which means "to cause frustration and madness".
The earliest known codecs, or codecii, were small metal flanges that were attached to the wheels of chariots, in order to make them difficult to control.
== How Do They Work? ==
Codecs are extremely complicated and technical in nature. Put simply, however, a codec basically takes a specifically encoded stream of multimedia data, eats it, translates it, redirects it, and then shits it out to the container application, which then displays the "Codec not found" message.
Some software will then give the user the option to "Search for the required Codec", but this doesn't actually do anything.
Most codecs are lousy, which allows for a smaller file size while still preventing the user from actually being able to view the media. There are also lousyless codecs, which are slightly less lousy, but still don't actually work.
== Some Common Codecs ==
=== Audio ===
* AACK! (including Low Efficiency, High Complexity, and Stereotypical Parasol variants)
* A-CRAP-3 (made by $orny, comes with free rootkit)
* Dobby DigItAll (also know as Hey C-3PO)
* Donkey's Audi-Hole
* Empty3 (created by Frownhuffer Greasyshaft)
* FLACtastic
* Moosepack (you won't find it because it doesn't allow seeking)
* Odd Tortoise
* OptimFRIG
* UnRealAudio
* PCP
* Shortarse
* STD
=== Video ===
* Blink Video (features infinite encoding times)
* CinepleX (valuable ancient artifact)
* DicX (based on codpiece stolen from the Oscar Mayer project)
* MPEGLEG-4 (used by pirates)
* MuffLUV (wow, a lousyless video codec!)
* Laggyriffraff (another member of the rare lousyless breed)
* Odd Flora (causes eye irritation, blurred vision)
* Sorenson 3: Electric Boogaloo
* UnRealVideo
* Xcid (like DicX, but backwards)
* The DaVinci Codec
* U.238
Category:Computers and Technology
Coffin (Corpse Holder)

A coffin is an oblong box, used primarily for storing corpses and/or vampires.
==Information==
A coffin is usually made of wood, although variants can be found, e.g. thousands of feet underground under a pyramid. Such coffins made of gold, concrete or diamond are extremely rare in modern times, mainly due to the deceased's family's being cheap. Digging up a coffin is illegal in many countries, including the US of A and Guam, but it is legalised when a murder investigation, or similar, is in progress, or if the family of the deceased wishes to see the person buried one last time.
Many coffins are airtight, even though it is believed to be a bad thing for the corpse. It is a myth that an air tight coffin would constrict the soul of the person when trying to escape.
== History ==
The term coffin was first coined when Edgar Coffin, a mortician from South England had an idea to store dead bodies inside a box to preserve them in 1902. His idea did not get off to a good start; Edgar Coffin buried his wife, still alive, in a coffin, attempting to prove air tight boxes could preserve a corpse, dead or alive. His experiment was considered a failure after they discovered, when they dug up the coffin with her body inside, that she was dead, and decomposing.
Edgar Coffin insisted this was the case because he had left her in there for ten weeks, but it was later discovered, after they had murdered Edgar Coffin for manslaughter, that this was not the case. After Edgar Coffin was killed, he was laid out on a rock in the middle of London next to a coffin with a fresh corpse. The time measured for the body to decompose was roughly the same, but the stench protruding from the coffin was less of that from Edgar's body. EA noticed this promptly and decided to purchase it from Mr. Coffin, turning the coffin into a common item over the years.
==Other uses==
Apart from being a holder of the dead, the coffin has many other uses. It can be used as a bed, a coffee table, an ironing board, a keyboard stand, a dining table, a canvas, a temporary prison for naughty children and a giant's shoe.
For some reason, many people in the Western part of the globe find these uses distasteful, but in fact, they are very practical. A coffin's surface is usually very clean, and good enough to eat from. Using a coffin as a bed is very safe for the person using it, as no bugs can break in and get inside the subject's mouth, and a giant using a coffin as a shoe is very handy, as many shoes don't come in giant sizes.
==Trivia==
*Coffins were featured heavily in the game Jingo; Jingo used coffins as blocks in the game.
*It is said that many vampires hire out coffins to sleep in, as beds just don't have that right, gothic feeling attributed to them.
*Robin Williams is an avid coffin collector, having collected 1,637 coffins to date, with over 600 coffins designed for Mexican Midgets.
==See also==
*The American Book of the Dead
*Tombstone
*Cemetery of the Absurd
*Graveyard
*Ghost
Category:Death
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Cola

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*Coca-Cola
*Coca cola
*Coke vs Pepsi
*Coke Zero
*Cola Wars
*Diet Coke
*Fecal E.Coli
*Jolt Cola
*New Coke
*Pepsi
*RC Cola
*Real Coca-Cola
*Turkey Coca Cola
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Collapsible chairs

The chair, a great invention and without it we would sit on the floor and get dirty. But without the chair would we have known to sit on our arses anyway? For many centuries the folding chair was considered one of the most important pieces of furniture in the house and prized as a status symbol. Pah. If you need a collapsible chair to be popular then I would need legs to walk normally. 
== History ==
The folding chair has been around for centuries maybe even billions of years. Zeus invented the first chair so that Hercules had somewhere to sit after pillaging some village of greece for a two-headed dog statue. So next time you watch an episode of Hercules(said in deep manly voice for effect) maybe you should congratulate him or maybe you should tell him where to stick his complete shite ideas, back where shite comes from!! 
Egyptians, Greeks, Etruscans(yes I have never heard of them either), Romans and king Arthurs lay about nights apparently all had their own crap version. All just waiting to snap an unsuspecting child's head in two, like a bear trap (with fabric so that you are comfortable when you're bleeding to death).
 collapsible chair + child = body mass missing/second 
== Famous deaths ==
The collapsible chair brought many deaths, the are viewed on a sketch show called Smack Down on a daily basis by fat people with large foam hands who sit on collapsible chairs as well. Oh the insanity.
Gerrit Rietveld, Netherlands , 1888-1964 after building a modern foldaway chair which he named Hugo it soon attacked mad at its creator for the insane colour choices made. The chair now is used as a child gathering attraction at Michael Jacksons Netherland ranch place among other popular articles such as the "Michael Jackson - Sound, Touch and Feel book".
== Ban them ==
We've banned smoking in public places why not collapsible chairs outside cafes and restaurants. At least with smoking the worst event in public would be a bad case of smokers cough. The menace that is the foldaway chair could kill almost instantly, so if not for your sake do it for a helpless welsh sheep which is stalked by a "hungry" welsh noodle chomping farmer!
Category:Furniture
Category:Inventions
Collateral damage

right|thumb|Terrorism.
right|thumb|Collateral damage.
Collateral damage, like its cousin terrorism, is a term denoting the politically-motivated killing of civilians. The difference is that while terrorism kills people who are very important, collateral damage kills people who are laughably unimportant.
Collateral damage is distinguishable from murder in that, while murder is illegal, collateral damage is hilarious. For example, upon committing murder, an acceptable response is "My God, what have I done?" Upon committing collateral damage, one is expected to exclaim "Holy shit, dude, did you just see all those fucking people I just fucking killed?"
==A Structured and Diplomatic Geopolitical Analysis of the Phenomenon==
Collateral damage is an asymmetric phenomenon. Unlike most acts of aggression, in which justice is supposedly "blind," in the case of collateral damage, the character of the aggressor and the victim is taken into account. Specifically, the following three questions are considered:
#Is the victim a sand nigger?
#Is the assailant wearing extremely tight American flag pants?
#Was there anyone around to report the assailant's assault on the victim, and if so, did the assailant deal with that problem?
If the answer to any of these questions is "yes," the act of violence can be reasonably considered collateral damage rather than terrorism. This is considered a Good Thing, as it helps remind people who is good in the world, and removes those of lower quality.
==Scoring System==
Under the U.N. Points System Charter of 1984, the score obtained for collateral damage is the same as that for friendly fire, except without loss of bonus multiplier. Furthermore, the friendly fire thirty second ceasefire and fall back 200 yards penalty does not apply in cases of collateral damage.
For point-impact collateral mortality such as death from gunfire, stackable multipliers no longer take effect - however, for splash damage such as explosives, napalm or really really hot soup, provided at least one of the dead is a bogey, you can use the simple explonentiation rule as explained in section 5.4.11 of the Charter.
However, one can still claim body count from collateral damage when claiming kill-frenzy vouchers at Wal-Mart. Similar promotions run throughout the year; keep checking the United Nations website for a comprehensive list.
Category:Euphemisms
Category:Military terminology
Category:Political correctness
College Decisions

A College Decision is a euphemism for the blind guess that thousands of American high school seniors make during the month of April, shortly after having witnessed the death of their ambitions, in which they scrap together their remaining dignity and convince themselves that they always wanted to go to a crap school anyway. The aim of the College Decision is to find a place to live for a long time, without working very hard, at parental expense (called a "College"). At Colleges, groups of young and pretty people, composed of a representative from every major race, congregate to smile at test tubes, laugh loudly, and form human pyramids. The all-inclusive nature of these activities makes the Black Kid extremely popular. Disabled people are also highly represented in these institutions.
It is postulated by leading psychologists that there are five stages to making a college decision: Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, and Acceptance. 
*Note: Do not confuse the "Acceptance" stage with the period in March during which students are notified of the status of their College Applications; this is more accurately described as "rejection". "Acceptance", as used in this context, refers more to a sort of "resignation to abject insignificance".
==Denial==
"I didn't want to go there, anyway!"
"I will still have a future"
"It's not the college that's important- it's what I do there"
*Note: The latter statement is actually true, and is exactly the reason why the former is false.
==Anger==
"You will be a doctor, an engineer, or a failure!"
"I will put my letter in a box with 20 pounds of bricks and mail it back to them, cash on delivery!"
"Why didn't you study harder, idiot child?"
Adolescents are confronted with rage from parents, who will starve for the privilege of sending their children away regardless of whether or not they learn anything.
==Bargaining==
"We'll give you $50,000 to waste away your youth in the most miserable place you can think of"
Bargaining, in addition to dice, plays a large role in making College Decisions. College admissions officers attempt to make deals with students (called "Scholarships" or "Money-for-Misery Agreements") to reduce the student's overwhelming sense of loss.
==Depression==
"My self-esteem has been destroyed, my hopes and dreams are raining down around me, and I have come to the realization that I am utterly inferior."
"Evidently, there is no reason to live"
*Note: Even when the College Decision process is complete, this stage relapses throughout College, working life, and, conveniently, death.
==Acceptance==
"In five months, my girlfriend of five years will be only vaguely aware of (and slightly frustrated by) my existence, and that is A-ok with me"
"I will study a lot until I graduate, at which point I will proceed to work a lot, without pleasure, recognition, or any semblance of purpose"
==See Also==
*College
*High School
*Asians
Category:Education
Colloquialism

Colloquialism is a major world religion that originated in the Empire of Antarctica at the turn of the 15th century. Colloquialists follow the belief that eatingware is sacred, and carry a dish or piece of silverware on their persons at all times. Currently, about 38 percent of the world's population recognize themselves as Colloquialists.
== History ==
In 1417, Batman (a.k.a. "George Orwell") invented electricity. Amazed with this invention, he toured the globe, spreading electricity to the world, from the bureaucrats of Africa to the poor villagers of London. His last stop was the Empire of Antarctica, where the people had been living under the harsh rule of King Jobs XVIII for five decades. He quickly overthrew the evil king with his electric scissors, and spread the joy of electricity to the people of the kingdom.
Soon, the Antarcticans praised Batman as a god, and in worship, laid piles of silverware and platters in front of his door each morning. In a heartwarming action that to this day amazes lawyers everywhere, he redistributed the eatingware to each household. When the Antarcticans opened their doors the next day and found new eatingware touched by their god, they praised it as holy, and thus the religion was born. Today, Colloquialists and many others celebrate this day as St. Patrick's Day.
== Practices and Beliefs ==
Colloquialists, as their name implies, always carry a piece of eatingware on their persons, so as to always be in touch with Batman. The religion also forbids contact with any plant product, though this belief was abolished in the Great War of Montana. Prayers are to be conducted in the fourteenth minute of every hour.
Colloquialists believe that there is only one God, and that is Batman. They believe that by having a piece of eatingware close by, they are in touch with Batman, and can ascend to a higher plane of being. Batman is said to visit every Colloqiualist each third Thursday of every month, and designate a piece of silverware in the household as holy. For the next month, the Colloquialist family will worship the silverware, washing it daily and kissing it twice before leaving the house. Colloquialists pray by holding up their dish or piece of silverware, and screaming their prayers at the nearest edible object.
== Criticism ==
Many theologists believe Colloquialism to be an ancient, outdated religion, despite its large base of followers. Some critics of the religion, such as Jesus, claim that it's a ridiculous belief, with no factual base or support past pure faith. Others believe that worshipping the stuff you eat with and on is just plain weird. Many third-world nations, such as London, have no clue what the religion is, since the concept of eating food without using your bare hands is completely alien to them.
Category:Religion
Category:Isms
Colonoscopy

The coloscopy is a minimally-invasive medical procedure used to inspect the interior of the subject's colon. The precise details of the procedure are shocking and lurid in the extreme, and hence, a closely-guarded secret stringently protected by those medical professionals trained in its use; however, for the general public, it will suffice to observe that it involves sticking a camera up your butt and probing around where the sun doesn't shine. While it is widely recommended that everyone over the age of fifty have a coloscopy semi-regularly, One Out of Ten Doctors recommend the procedure be performed at least weekly.
===Things A Colonoscopy May Reveal===
*Colon Polyps - This is probably what your doctor told you he was looking for. Polyps are the forerunners of colon cancer. If checked in time, they may be removed. If the polyps have developed into full-blown cancer, the only upside is that you will now have an opportunity to discuss your colon in polite company without risk of criticism.
*Sex Toys - What the doctor was probably really looking for to begin with. A sex toy which has made it this far past the anus probably has a story behind how it got there. You will know this has been discovered when the nurses giggle and fail to meet your gaze. Pictures of the discovery will likely circulate at the office Christmas parties for years to come.
*Gerbils - A more extreme version of the sex toy. A gerbil which has made it this far is most likely dead; if not, you are in a world of shit, as any attempt to remove the gerbil will cause it to panic (and they have dreadfully sharp teeth).
*Alien Artifacts - These will be made of super-lightweight, unidentifiable metals and covered with mysterious inscriptions. The presence of alien artifacts in your colon indicates that you have been the victim of alien abduction and subjected to anal probes. Although governmental authorities will probably confiscate the artifacts, repressed memory therapy can reveal all of the gory details on how the artifacts got there, which should be entertaining to relate around your next campfire.
*Jimmy Hoffa
===If You're Planning to Have a Colonoscopy===
The first thing to consider before having your colonoscopy is your selection of a doctor. You and your doctor are about to experience the sort of intimacy compared with which marital bedroom relations are but a passing nod on the highway of life. Make sure your doctor is someone who puts you at ease, and with whom you can be entirely candid. It is recommended for a procedure of this nature that you avoid any doctor with a creepy German accent, especially if he tells you his family "fled ze Fazerland after ze var." Also, if a doctor appears overly enthusiatic at the prospect of performing your colonoscopy, consider it a warning sign. Finally, avoid the temptation to receive your colonoscopy from practitioners operating out of vans; although inexpensive, these "gypsy colonoscopists" are rarely medically certified, operate under non-sterile conditions and are much more likely to post the pictures on the Internet. 
Category:Medicine