Yet More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

Jeff begins flight class.
Jeff Gets Helmet Hair 
Jeff Burns His Finger...AT NIGHT
Jeff Blows All His Savings In Vegas
Jeff Masturbates In Public (And Never Gets Caught)
Jeff Kills The President (And Never Gets Caught)
Jeff Starts A Nuclear War (And Never Get Caught)
Jeff Gets Caught Jaywalking 
Jeff vs. The Amalgamated Lawfirm Of Dewey, Cheetham, and Howe (SPOILER: Jeff loses.) 
Jeff kills EVIL PATRIXXX *we all know this wont be here nor creepypasta wiki cause EVIL PATRIXXX cant die 
Jeff Gets So Supremely Angry That He Manages To Turn His Carved Smile Into A Frown 
Jeff Blackmails Slendy Into Letting Him Borrow His Suit For The Prom 
Jeff Tha Killah And Smile Dawg Have An Epic Rap-Off (SPOILER: Smile Dawg wins) 
Jeff Gets His Block Knocked Off 
Jeff And Masky Mud-Wrestle 
Jeff and Jane's Bondage Fun 
Jeff and the Glory Hole 
Jeff Grows Tusks 
Jeff's Detachable Penis 
Jeff Gives Birth Through His Mouth 
Jeff Eats A 747 In One Sitting 
Jeff Removes Three Ribs To Suck Himself Off 
Jeff Opens A Restaurant (Spoiler: JEFF BURGERS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!) 
Jeff And Freddy Kruger Exchange Cookie Recipes 
Jeff Vs. World Hunger (his solution? NUKE EVERYTHING)
Jeff Vs. Those Hard-To-Open Milk Cartons 
Jeff Wins The Blue Ribbon At The County Fair For His Pie (by killing the judges and declaring himself the winner) 
Jeff Frolicks Through The Flowers 
Jeff Blatantly Cheats At Poker 
Smiledog Gives Birth To A Healthy Litter Of Smile.jeffs (wait, isn't Smiledog male?!)
Yep, Jeff's seed is so powerful, it can even impregnate other species! 
Jane Kills Jeff AGAIN (c'mon people, Jane is a terrible character) 
Jeff Vs. The Cheetahmen 
Jeff Gets Mario's Tanuki Leaf 
Jeff Becomes Addicted To Krispy Kreme Donuts 
Jeff The Killer Vs. Mars. As in the literal planet Mars. 
Jeff vs. Colonel Sanders 
Jeff Sticks Bananas In His Ears 
Jeff's Eyes Implode 
Jeff's Toothache 
Jeff Orders Pizza 
Jeff Visits God 
Jeff Tries To Kick A Football But Lucy Keeps Pulling It Away At The Last Second
Jeff Kills Lucy 
Jeff and B.O.B Play Poker 
Jeff Decides to Huff Paint with Wolfenmaus (Now what is this nonsense?) 
jeff eats irish bread 
Jeff Gets Mummified
THIS AM MOST SERIAL KILLEREST MUMMY! 
Jeff Gets Swampass 
Jeff gets the swine flu 
Jeff's Giant pen0r 
Jeff Discovers A Hoodie Is Not The Best Thing To Be Wearing In Triple-Digit Temperatures 
Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose 
Jeff Kicks Justin Beiber In The Grill 
Jeff Slowly Transforms Into A Camel
Jeff goes to best buys and gets E.T the video game 
Jeff Farts On BEN 
Jeff Dances The Can-Can 
Jeff Steps On Suicide Mouse 
Jeff's Appendix Bursts 
Jeff Smokes 200 Joints At Once 
Jeff Meets A Hermaphrodite From Outer Space. 
Jeff Drinks 200 Gallons Of Melonade 
Jeff's Head Grows To Frightening Proportions 
Jeff Marries Bigfoot 
Jeff The Hippie 
Jeff Angers The Toilet God (no really, there's a Shinto god of toilets.) 
Jeff's Crotch Turns Into A Full-Scale Battleship 
Jeff's Hair Becomes Sentinent And Holds Him For Ransom 
Jeff Motorboats Smiledog's Belly 
Jeff Blows Up The Ocean 
Jeff's Blue Balls 
Jeff Melts Into A Murderous Puddle 
Jeff Gets An Enema 
Jeff Does Impressions 
Jeff The Sockpuppet 
Jeff eats some cereal.
Murder-O's! Comes with free boxcutter inside! 
Jeff goes bowling 
Jeff does a math quiz. And fails. 
Jeff Gets Hired As A Sex Ed Teacher.
Imagine: Sex ed quizzes. 
Jeff is Sad Trollpasta Wiki is Making Fun of Him ;( 
Jeff The Astronaut 
Jeff Hibernates for the Winter 
Jeff's Skeleton Pops Out 
Jeff's Ballet Class Extravaganza 
Jeff Meets The Rhubears 
Jeff Gets His Dick Stuck in a Car Door 
Jeff Plays New Super Mario Bros. 2 
Jeff Gets Gold Fever 
Here Lies Jeff The Killer, Macarony And Chease 
Jeff's Tummy Hurts 
Jeff Discovers The Joys Of Bubble Wrap 
Jeff Gets A Sinus Infection 
Jeff and Skeletor's Dance-Off 
Jeff's Nipples Get Sore 
Jeff Eats The Yellow Snow 
Jeff Gets Struck By Lightning 
Jeff Licks His Elbow 
Jeff Gets A Foot Massage 
Jeff Wears Heart-Pattern Boxers 
Jeff's Laryngitis 
Jeff's Head Lice Stage A Rebellion 
Jeff Goes Scuba Diving 
Jeff Meets The Jetsons 
White-Skinned Serial Killers Can't Jump 
Jeff Rides Smiledog Like A Horsie 
Jeff Meets A Gelatinous Cube 
Jeff Brushes His Teeth 
Jeff Sees This Page And Proceeds To Brutally Murder Every Single User On This Wiki
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