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"Sparkles" by Cierra W.

One day, on a bright Tuesday morning, I was playing some Minecraft, the popular indie game. I was working on a building dedicated to Dimentio, from Super Paper Mario. -Who I think is pretty darn epic.- I had turned on some music to work to, but I felt that something was...off.
The screen kept slightly twitching every now and then, which helped the paranoia grow. Suddenly, the music turned into very loud white noise. "WHAT THE BOB SAGET?!" I exclaimed. I turned off the speakers, but it still kept playing. I could feel my ears bleeding with hyper-realistic blood. 
Then, Minecraft glitched out. I questioned, "What is happening?" To answer said question, Turbo from "Wreck-It-Ralph" popped onto the screen, staring at me with his pixellized gaze.
"T-...Turbo? WTF are you doing in my game?"
And then, Turbo said this with an evil grin plastered onto his features, "Oh, no real reason. Only to screw with your mind and give you nightmares."
"Wait, nightmares?! No, don't give me those! I hate them!" I replied.
"Too bad."
Turbo's face began to slowly melt off, hyper-realistic blood flowing from almost every crevise for some ungodly reason.
"OMG WTF WTF WTF?!?!??!111" I screamed and then I threw my laptop out of my window.
That night, I did indeed have nightmares.
I was in a black void. Nothing was to be seen.
Turbo then snuck behind me like a ninja, and he whispered into my ear,
"Stay out of my shed~...
Oh, and have fun in therapy after this~..."
I remember him chuckling sadistically after he finished.
Backing out from my ear, he said, "Ah, yes! I almost forgot; I have a special surprise planned just for you~..."
"Wh-what...?" I asked, in fear.
He chuckled again, "Oh, something very...sparkly. Something very sparkly, indeed."
My eyes widened. 
"No. No. No. You terrible, cruel monster! Don't summon him!"
Suddenly, a sparkly vampire with brown hair and black jeans and no shirt appeared out of nowhere.
I stared at the vampire in horror.
"Well, now, it's been fun, but, sadly, I have to leave~! I have other minds to corrupt~..." Turbo said, walking off.
I ran after him, begging, 
"No, Turbo, please! Please don't leave me with him! Please! Have mercy!"
My pleas fell on deaf ears, and he outright laughed at my pathetic attempts to get at least a shread of mercy from him.
"How cute. Unfortunately, for you, I haven't the time to dawdle here, and I just simply don't care about your well being at all. Well, then, with that being said, I think it's time to say farewell... don't you think?"
With that, Turbo then disappeared. Now, I was alone with Edward Cullen for the rest of eternity.
Sparkles.
Sparkles.
Sparkles.
SpArKlEs.
SPARKLES.
SPARKLES.
SPARKLES.
SPARKLEFBRUBNVIRE5T745987485349RJEGF4IRMREOMV
~The End~
Little do you all know, I have inflitrated everyone's electronics just by you all reading this. Ah-ha, ha, haa...you might as well run while you still can~...
See you soon,
Turbo
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Category:Mario
Category:Trollpasta
"Stop Correcting Me" Copypasta

what the fuck is the point in correcting me. You think I don't know how to spell "your"? I shortened it to "ur" because I was eating chips and typing one handed and didn't want to bother with those 2 extra letters just to please a fucking lifeless fat neckbeard like you.
Stop thinking you're smart just because you can correct somebody's spelling, you seem like a total fucking idiot jackass and I'm ashamed and disappointed that on the internet where there are millions of comments and commentors, I was still stuck with a response written by somebody like you.
You obviously knew what I meant, it's not like I spelt "your" as "s;ldkfjs;dlfkj". Take your fucking dildo keyboard out your crusty ass and realize that maybe you have no friends and plans tonight because you're an unlikeable cumstain who repels everybody away like opposite poles on a magnet.
The next time you comment like a fucking moron, ask yourself "would I rather write this useless comment or would I rather clean my fucking act up and stop being a little shitter". My New Years resolution is to never have the misfortune of you coming across any more of my comments and throwing up your shitty insight at me.
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"TAILS DOLL WILL KILL YOU IF YOU CLICK THIS"

One of the computers in the library at my old elementary school had a haunted link (shortcut) on the Google Homepage titled, "TAILS DOLL WILL KILL YOU IF YOU CLICK THIS".
Now, I've played Sonic R, and I thought the Tails Doll was creepy as hell. I've seen someone click on the shortcut, and all it takes you to is a blinding image of the Tails Doll along with an error message saying, "Tailsdoll.exe has stopped responding." Even though there isn't a file on that computer named, "Tailsdoll.exe".
I saw the kid that had clicked on it, he told the librarian, but when she checked there was nothing there.
I didn't see him at ALL the next day, And two days later, I saw a news report saying the kid had gone missing from his bedroom at 9:30 PM. There were muddy footsteps leading to the bedroom door, and there was blood on his bed sheets.
The day after THAT, I saw another news report saying that the kid was found dead in the creek next to my house, his stomach had been ripped open, and his arm was gone. They said they had found a Tails doll plushie nearby the creek, and it had blood on it, but somehow they denied that it had murdered the kid.
One day in the library, I was curious about that link, so I told one of my friends, and told him not to click it. But the librarian had somehow overheard us, and led us over to a private area to tell us something.
She said that two years ago, she found a bloody Tails Doll plushie in the room we were sitting in. But the next day, It was gone, and that exact link was found on the computer.
She also said that there WAS a file titled "Tailsdoll.exe", that had appeared on the hidden folder on the desktop before the day it had disappeared.
The librarian said never to click on the shortcut link, or else you'd be murdered by the Tails Doll too.
I can still remember what the URL said:
https://heiscomingforyouhelpmeyouwilldieyouwilldieyouwilldieiamcomingforyou
Every time I DO search it up, it says that the URL has been deleted by a source named, "TAILSDOLL.EXE"
The other day I had searched it up, and I saw that source name, I had memories of what happened to that kid...
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Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Sonic
Category:Living Objects
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Category:Pointless Violence
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
"The Dark Attic"

Hello,my name is Kevin.I live in a countryside in Edmonton.A little city.I actually lived near the city.I moved there in 2004.It started on January,12th.
Hey Moira,whats wrong?I said.
My sis:Moira saidNo,no,no but actually this house is giving me the creeps.
I noticed that she wasint happy with the new house.Me and her actually loved living in the Public,residential area.But you cant live in the same place all your life,right?Well,maybe not.Any way my mom:Kate was very happy with the house.I was just feeling normal about the house.2 hours later we were having our first dinner in the house.Suddenly we heard a smash in the attic.We all jumped up and looked what the hell is goin on!
What the hell...???My dad:Levin said that.My dad loved the house!.
By the way my sis was only 10.I was only 14.
We looked all around the place.My heart was pounding.
Then my sis noticed it was a lamp in the attic.
Suddenly,we were all calm.
We went back eating.
5 hours later,I was about to go to sleep because it was 4:23.
I was playing with my Xbox 360.Mw2 of course.hehe...........My family were sleeping like a knocked out boxer.
Then......a noise like someone kicked a wooden plank.
I suddenly took a flashlight and went up to the attic.Then that creature was there he was staring at me like a camera.I just screamed.And...it grabbed me............
I went into a blackout for about 30mins......
I woke up when my mom was hanged..it was horrible.
I ran out of the house and drove out.All a sudden I crash because I was 14 and I dinint know how to drive.
Then I started to run and the creature apeared in front of me.
I fell down and fell into a koma.
I woke up in the attic.........hearing police sirens outside.....with blood covered all over me..........
And....and...........my family was dead......and the body's were covering me......
I CURSE THAT DAY WHEN I MOVED IN TO THAT HOUSE!!!THE ATTIC IS HAUNTING MY DREAMS!!!THE CREATURE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME.............I cant............say anything....
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Beings
Category:Dreams
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Category:Old Shit
"The Mark"

So I was just doing what I do being a gamer! So I was playing a game and I heard a light gun shot I was wearing headphones so I didn't know if it was the game or not... I just sat there for a moment and pulled myself together. I heard it again but I had my headphones off this time I was worried. I  looked outsode and didn't see anything only grass and tree's. I lived across the street from a forest so I got more worried then I should have been. But then I heard a noise in my basement now I was worried the house I owned was very old and the floor's alway's made a squeaking sound. I had a gun so I went for it I opened the closet and there was a man standing there staring at me and he has both his eyeball's cut out and dangling and a bloodstained shirt and the very botton of his pant's too he had a lot of little mark's on his arm's almost 100 of them. I felt like I was looking upon the devil himself his arm's had many scary stuff on them like "You are dead" and "This is your last day". So I slammed the closet and turned around and right infront of my face was the man I was scared I opened the closet and he was in there too they walked toward's me and I screamed and they simultaniously said "Shhhh it is done" then they said together again "The mark" and said it about 10 times in a row I just stood there in fear then there head started tilting and they both shot out there tounge and almost hit me but they missed I hopped on the bed and ran off into the living room and then there were many so I ran into my room slammed the door shut and turned on my computer to try to look him up. One forum came up it only said two word's "The Mark" then my door dissappeared and they all walked in I jumped out my window and they got me while I was hurt and now I am one of them writing this from my group and I found out what they were and what they wanted.
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Category:Shortpasta
"The Show"

I don't know if YOU know about this, but there's this obscure animated web series from 1998 called "The Show". 
It's this cartoon where a guy gets stuck in his imagination. No one except me has found this show.
I found it one day after mucking around on the Wayback Machine. I searched up "web series" and the first result was a website named CLICKMESHOW.COM, and I clicked on it. 
It redirected to a Flash page with a character. It reminded me of Homestar Runner... 
I clicked on the enter button and it brought me to a main page with Homestar. He said "Little Guy" when I rolled over ANY button. I instantly remembered this show. It was so goddamn funny, man. It's sad that the show is gone. But then I noticed a big blue button. I clicked on the button, which said "NeW ePiShUdE" and it brought me to a web page.
It loaded ANOTHER Flash web page, and it was called "blood.swf". It loaded up and showed a dancing man. This went on for a whole minute, and it quickly switched to a dead Homestar. There was blood. It spelled out : 
You must run. Run as fast as you can. 
After 2 minutes, it cut to Little Guy running. He ran for 50 seconds and tripped over a rock. He hit his head hard on the ground and something zipped by and all that was left was his organs and his skeleton.
At this point I tried to exit out my browser that I use Flash websites on (Netscape), and even tried to Force Quit the program, but it didn't work. All it did was close out the Task Manager. I even tried to exit Windows but it made the Flash fullscreen. All I had to do was watch.
Then it cuts to a man. He looked eerily similar to my old Gacha Life OC. He pulled out a knife and stabbed himself. And then it cut to his blood, and it said this : 
"I am watching you. You will die, and I will see you very, very soon."
I then smashed my computer once it switched to a bloody logo. I think it said Middleman, Inc (a company whose logo was NOT bloody, and a company I work at). I didn't want to die.
Now I am a sad man, and I keep waking up with blood on my legs and arms. I don't know who is doing this, but I don't want to die. Please. Help me.
I've heard that many people who watched this episode get an email 30 minutes after watching.
One moment. I just got an email.
and then i died
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
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"This Is Literally Me" Copypasta

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
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"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty" Copypasta

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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"Vertigo Candy" Creepypasta

Vertigo Candy Opened In 1888, There Commercials Were Normal Until 2006, A New Animator Joined The Group... He Was Done Making The Last Tape Of The Last GOOD Commercial... The Tape Had Text Labeling "VERTIGO: CAVE: MAN.WMV" Which Was Weird, He Inserted the Tape... It Started Like The Normal Creepy Cave Man Commercial, At The Very End The Cave man Takes Out A Knife And Cuts The Other Caveman And The Video Distorts And Shows Murder Footage... And A Rule 34 Drawing Of The Two Caveman and Then It Shows Text "i3 l07ing M4 J06!" Then It Ends... The Man Grabbed The Tape and Left and The Other Interns jumped out the nearby window, Killing Their selfs on The Spot. Vertigo candy was closed for good... You Still Find The Commercials By Searching "Vertigo candy" But The Last One... Remains Secret...
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Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Suicide
Category:File Extensions
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"Video Game Powers"

It All Started Today My Friend Gave Me This Game Thru The Mail Since He Lives Far Away I Open There Was A Note Dear Zack, I Need YOU TO PLAY THIS GAME Its Been Haunting Me For A Month Only Way Is To Get Me Out !!!!! Please Help! I Call My Friend Jaime He Was The One That Sent Me The Mail About The Note And Game I Call Him Before I Open The Big Box When He Answer He Said YOUR NEXT IN THE LIST!!!!! I Knew It Was Probaly My Friend Jaime Pranking Me But He Call Me Answer The Phone Again This Time It Wasent The Voice When i Call First Time This Time It Was Actually Jaime He Said Dude Help Me Im Really Scared!!!!!! I Said Tell Me What Is It The Game Console Hurry Play It it Will Destroy This Mons..... After He Stop Speaking Knife Went Stab He Sounded Like Sombody Died Before He End The Call He Said Nothing..... Later That Night Like Around 12:00 PM The Box Wasent Open Soo I Started Playing The Wii Then I Figure Out It Was Glitching A Littile I Try My Best To Say In My Head Its Ok...... Then I Was Playing SuperMarioBrothers 2 After That I Reconize For A Minute Marios Eyes Were Red But I Was Probaly Images In My Brain In World 1 There Was Lava Dead Animals Then I Turn Off The Wii Then I Went To Open The Box My Friend Jaime Gave Me And When It Was Xbox 360 But There Was A Part Of The Xbox Was Wrong It Was Moded Saying In A Note HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR DEATH!!!!!!! Ok It Was A Littile Freaky I Was Scared There Was Another Note Saying Hi Any Game You Play Counts As 1 To 5 Haunting Point Would You Like To Play I Said No!!!! Now I Decide To Head For The Night Next Morning I Wake Up I Reconize My Xbox My Friend Gave Me Was All Set Up I Was Scared i Ask My Mom She Said No ask my brother no ask my dad no So My Friend Gave Me Call Of Duty 3 Play It There Was A Thing Saying U Have Earn 5 Haunting Points Ok I Ingore For A Min The Call Of Duty Wasent Working Then I Try Sonic I Hear Terror Laughs 5 More I Knew I HAD 10 Now Turn Off The Xbox Then The Xbox Meesage For Someone Said WHY STOP PLAYING (: Then I Got A Voice Message With A Large Screaming Voice Said Turn Around Turn Around And I Saw My Friend Jaime Dead Cover In Blood I Started Crying Then I Said STOP THIS!!!! Then I Play 2 MORE Games Said 5555 Your Dead And Then This Happening Right Now Goodbye Everyone Nobody Can Save Me Best Of luck,June 28,2013 -From Jack P.S Hope My Life Would Be More Sad Like Those.
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Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
"We Live in a Society" Copypasta

We Live In A Society in which us Gamers are ridiculed, mocked, shunned, bullied and ridiculed for simply choosing to undertake a hobby which requires critical thinking, lightning-fast reflexes and JUST AN OUNCE (in case you can't tell, that is an understatement) more brainpower than what is required your typical ball game. However, females, in their backwards and downright unreasonable thinking, see us as bottom-dwelling, subhuman freaks and would rather settle for the bottom line of evolution, aka jocks (or "Chad").
In order for Our Society to progress, this mindset must be completely eradicated and us Gamers, with our genetic high intelligence, impeccable combat knowledge and indescribable reasoning skills, must be allowed to impregnate females of our choosing with our seed. If this current course continues, humanity as a whole will be plagued with low-IQ specimens and unsatisfactory evolutionary progress. Do you think that extraterrestrial, intellectuals beings will look upon us as a species, no, as a SOCIETY, to be communed with, to be seen as EQUALS, if our highest evolutionary success is measured by how far you can throw a ball? Don't make me laugh, sir.
Aside from your basic genetic and evolutionary advantages to be gained by having females (of our choosing) breed with us Gamers, we can also assure that they will be treated like the Goddesses that we see them as. No more will they be spending countless nights being physically abused and emotionally destroyed by your Common Chad. They will be shown courteous treatment of the highest quality by a true Gentlemen. Instead of Chad taking Stacy out to a restaurant, only to leave her the bill and abandon her that very same night to coitally engage with Veronica, they will be subjected to sublime culinary delights, tender strips selected from the finest breed of Poultry your normie brain could not even begin to comprehend, personally delivered to my safe haven beneath my mother's residence, paid for in currency I am earned by doing simple, gentlemanly duties for my beloved Matriarch. And she will euphorically enjoy her meal as I give her the foot massage she had craved for so long, a simple pleasure denied by the very selfish and obsolete mind of Chad.
So you see, the next time you seek to inquire if our movement is mere "satire", You may wish to simply stop. Just stop, and instead of mocking us Gamers, perhaps try, as futile as it may be, to engage in intelligent discussion to the level of our satisfaction. Because you see, their time is coming. The age of the Chad is over. The age of the Gamers is upon us.
Gamers Rise Up.
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