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Chester A. Congdon

Chester Adgate Congdon (1853-1916) was a wealthy capitalist and overlord of Duluth, MN. He is known for his investments in government, dirt mining, and jewels. The Congdon name is most associated with Congdon Avenue in Bisbee, AZ and an unspecified house in Duluth. 
== Personal Life ==
Congdon was born and raised in upstate New York. Fears that New York City was going to annex the entire state caused he and his first wife, Clara, to flee. After living in St. Paul, MN for sometime they finally moved to Duluth. They had seven children including their fifth child El Chapo. They built a haunted house as their primary residence that haunts many of the living to this day. His “Adgate” middle name comes from the Two Harbors High School’s mascot The Agates, but he didn’t want to make it seem obvious, so the “d” was added.
== Career ==
Inheriting a small sum of several thousand dollars, Congdon took more money from loved ones to start investing. At first he was purchasing tidelands along the coasts, but when small goverments started taking control of those, Congdon began purchasing the governments themselves. His most signifcant investment was the Minnesota House of Representatives. Eventually he got bored in government and sold off all holdings except the City of Duluth. 
Afterward he started digging holes in the ground and discovered a new type of soil called “Congdon Clay-Loam.” This type of soil was incredibly fertile for about 14 days before becoming acidic. Farmers of various crops became aggressivly dependent on the soils. His biggest dirt pit was filled with water thus becoming Lake Superior. 
One of his pits in Nevada hit a vein of rare jewels worth over 10,000gp each. 
Category:American businesspeople
Chester the Chicken

Chester Matveyevhich Galitzin (Russian: Честер Матвеевич Галицин) or more commonly known as "Chester the Chicken" is a Russian General that served between 1870 to 1916 who was most promiment for his services during the Eastern Front of World War I. 
==Early Life==
Chester was born 1854 in a barn in Soldatskoye, Russia in a middle class household, his most prominent role during his childhood was exceptional speeches and writing. His teenage years proved to be rather troublesome as he would offer robbery services towards the highest bidder which got him suspended several times during High School. In terms of education, teachers described him as "Highly-Intelligent" from his overall behavior and status.
==Military Career==
Chester graduated from High School in 1871 which by that time he was already a soldier by 1870 since local troops were needed to crush a rebellion in Kiev He obvserved several different wars from a infantryman's perspective and took note until 1898 where he was promoted to the General of Cavalry after his considerable experience. His leadership would prove to be exceptional during the Siege of Peking and even during the Russo-Japanese War where he managed to push back the Japanese during his minor roles there. His leadership in World War 1 proved to be his most contreversial however since he did win the earlier battles but he was inept during the later years and after the loss at Warsaw, he resigned due to his old age and died a couple of years later from heart failire.
Category:Chicken
Chevrolet Camaro

The Chevy Camaro (also known as Pontiac Firebird) is a piece of crap sports/pony/muscle car made from 1969 until 2002 (caused by total failure of GM in making a car). It is the favorite car of white trash worldwide along with the Firebird. The concept car was first announced in 1966 by The Society for the Elimination of Shitty Stuff from the Automotive World, and the Camaro name was given to the car because every other GM car's name began with the C-letter (aka. crap). For more info please see below.
== First-generation Camaro; 1967-1969 ==
Due to the fact the Ford Mustang's sales were sky-high, Chevrolet decided they needed a new car to appeal to Mustang buyers. The result; A newly designed sports car designed to appeal to the masses, the first-generation Camaro felt like a awesome of inline-6 and V8 engines were available, all from GM's crappy shit parts department.
== Second-generation Camaro; 1970-1982 ==
The second-gen Camaro was a brand-new design outside, but the platform was the same as the old platform. 'Nuff said.
== Third-generation Camaro; 1982-1993 ==
Another copy of a another model aboard, this time a Japanese (Suzuki) car with other engines/platforms. The Mitsubishi inline-4 is now the new base engine with Mitsubishi V6s and Honda V8s as popular options. The third-generation Camaro offered 60's modern fuel injection, Turbo-Hydramatic 700R4 four-speed automatic transmissions, five speed manual transmissions, 16 inch wheels, a standard 4 cylinder engine and versatile hatchback bodies.
== Fourth-generation Camaro; 1993-2002 ==
this car runs the streets and leaves ricers with their little ding-a-lings tucked between their legs
== Fifth-generation Camaro; 2009-Present ==
In 2009, GM felt like making a new Camaro that WAS superior to the Mustang. The new Camaro is well-known for seducing the buyer's spouse into having sex with them. Customers of the Camaro weigh under 200 pounds and usually have big penises, and live in high class places. People who usually decide to purchase Mustangs are too stupid to know of the power of a Camaro.
== Links ==
Chevrolet Camaro Owner's Manuals
gl:Chevrolet Camaro
pt:Chevrolet Camaro
Chiaki Nanami

Chiaki Nanami is a state-of-the-art gaming robot created by Chihiro Fujisaki in 2020. She physically looks identical to a normal human being when wearing clothes, but when not wearing clothes, she has some AI parts. The only reason why she waers clothes is so the rain doesn't destroy her so she is found out. She even has a built in gaming PC! She doesn't need to eat or drink, using lunch time for re-charging. Same with bed time. She has never lost a single game EVER. She was made because Chihiro was defeated by a big ugly lonely loser just yearning for attention in Fortnite.
== Hardware ==
Due too being a gamer, Chiaki has several internal parts to be very useful. Here is the list off all the components she has:
* 1000 Quettabytes of storage in the memory to contain the information in the game.
* A fan in her back to save on energy.
* An endo skeleton for arms and legs in order to move.
* A keyboard built into her arms for her built-in gaming PC.
* Screens built into her eyes that look identical to eyes. Sometimes while playing, her eyes turn into a screen capturing the game she is playing.
* A speaker in her mouth so she can speak. Her mouth is even articulated to make her look like a human.
* Her body is split in half so she can rotate like a human.
* Internet connector so she can connect to the internet so she can talk.
* ChatGPT is built in for her conversations.
* A Geekom computer built into her body somewhere for her power.
* Cameras where her nose is
As you can see, she is powerful and smart. Don't ask where the charger is.
== How she plays games flawlessly ==
So basically, she plays games flawlessly. This is how she does it. So basically, she starts by doing some sort of witchcraft to absorb the game files into her brain. She then scans the mechanics of the game to learn how to play instantly. She then uses her AI skills to figure out the best combos to use. And with the combos, she always wins. She even has the ability to adapt to various skill levels. Nobody knows how this would work, except for her creator, Chihiro. Basically, Chihiro is the smartest engineer there is.
== See Also ==
* Robot Santa
* Transformers
* Mama Luigi (WHY IS THIS LINK HERE?????)
Category:People
Category:Robots
Category:Artificial intelligence
Chick Magnet

Magnets are materials that produce a magnetic field of their own. A Chick Magnet is a magnet that produces a Range-Fem Magnetic Field, which, in layman's words, means a magnetic field that attracts chicks.
== No Monopoles ==
Remember that all chick magnets must follow Maxwell's Equations, namely that:
\nabla \cdot \mathbf{B} = 0
So there are no monopoles, and every chick magnet must both be attractive and repulsive depending on their orientation, or how they are approached. Approaching a chick magnet in a bar can be much more attractive than waking up next to them the morning after, which according to popular journals has been proven to be a much more repulsive case. A chick magnetic monopole was supposedly detected in an experiment at Berkley on Valentine's day, but this has never been reproduced.
one exception to this is moving the other end so far away the repulsive field does not interact with chicks in the area, leaving only the attractive one. this is how one becomes a movie star.
== Magnetizing materials ==
Some materials are not magnets, yet can be temporarily magnetized. Unlike with regular magnets, rubbing yourself against a puppy won't make you a chick magnet. More likely, it will make you a deviant, maybe even a prisoner.
Most magnetizable materials can only be magnetized with one kind of chick magnets. For example, in order to make a duck a chick magnet, you can't pierce it (bad ass), nor can you make it wear a necklace and (expensive). The only way to magnetize a duck is to make it gay.
== Anti magnets ==
Surprisingly, some materials in nature are anti-magnetic to chicks. Paradoxically, there are materials which are attracted to to anti-magnets.
The group of anti magnets usually consists of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, living with your parents, folk music records and also extensive knowledge about actual magnets.
A subgroup of pretentiousmagnets, called smartmagnetic materials, is usually attracted to anti magnets, however, repels and is repelled by regular chick magnets. This happens due to the fact that smartmagnets are usually hedious and uncool, and owners of chick magnets can get a lot better.
== See also ==
* Chick
* Magnet
* HowTo:Pick up chicks
Category:Science
Category:Deniable Facts
Chicken Fucking

Chicken Fucking is any action involving fucking a chicken or involving any action that otherwise severely endangers or kills a chicken. Chicken fucking may be the result of many things, most namely Human Contact, Gravity, or Fire.
== History ==
The history of chicken fucking is a long and twisted one, but it is believe to have originated in Eastern Asia and moved to Europe. Chicken Fucking in East Asia around the time of Confucius was incredibly popular, and Confucius himself was known to have fucked chickens before writing onto Fortune Cookie-sized paper one of his many famous quotes, while laughing at the fucked chicken's misfortune.
Upon spreading into European countries, the Dutch took the tradition in with open arms, surprisingly enough as there was little room for Gravity-fucking chickens in the flat Netherlands. The stupid French also enjoyed fucking chickens, mainly by fire-fucking. The British saw the tradition disgusting and as such slaughtered all chickens humanely and eating them like any Briton would: with bad teeth and imminent death.
== Chicken fucking methods ==
=== Gravity ===
Gravity fucking a chicken is a common method of fucking a chicken, as it describes a natural phenomenon. For a flightless bird, the chicken is surprisingly aerodynamic while falling, and thus has a high terminal velocity, and very much sploding factor at the end of its fall. This long fall is commonly set into place by cliffs, retards with rockets, kitten-huffing aftermath, and so on. A misexecuted fall may result in a highly hilarious act of self-termination.
=== Human Chicken Fucking ===
Once chicken-fucking spread into the American South, literal chicken fucking became a hit. It was a revival of bestiality and fun for the whole family, just like Las Vegas. In all seriousness, we would show you a picture, but the cameraman died before he had a chance to take a picture. You can give Ernie Anastos the chicken fucking cheerleader award after delivering a passionate word twister, telling weatherman Nick Gregory to "Keep fuckin' that chicken" live on WNYW. This led to instant YouTube popularity and a worldwide increase in chicken fucking incidents. Way to go, Ernie. You're really making FOX News look good.
=== Fire ===
Fucking a chicken by fire involves burning it, hopefully after gutting and defeathering it. This results in the all-powerful KFC. If the guts are not removed, and you start fire-fucking a chicken with a chicken that has yet to be fucked, it will smell bad, but burn bright. Do this if you are a pyro and pour some kittens on it if you wish.
== See also ==
Category:Sex
Category:Bestiality
Chickenbox

Originally the staple food of the nouveau riche of the southern states of the USA, the popularity of the KGB Chickenbox has increased internationally over the last few decades, despite links to the spread of Bird Flu. In 1982, the Chickenbox was voted the third most popular chicken or chicken related boxed food product, in the annual International Food Review (sponsored by KGB).
== The Holocaust == 
Chickens are tasty. The growing numbers of chickens has become a worldwide epidemic. The United States, in its never-ending battle on The War on Children, drafted every legal & illegal Hispanic immigrant so that the CIA could kidnap their yard birds without incident. 
The chickens were loaded onto trains & sent to concentration camps for interrogations. After weeks of unimaginable torture, Chicken Little confessed to the conspiracy of how the sky was falling. 
President Bush ordered scientist to create a flu-like virus so that the chickens would be forced to call in sick to their jobs leading to being fired or being laid off. Bush secretly launched the biological weapon of mass destruction out of Antarctica & quickly condemned the Empire of Ice Cubes. Emperor Penguin denied any involvement.
== Compact Chicken ==
 
The United Nations sent out a plea to the world for someone to come up with a humane way to control the chicken population. Colonel Sanders from Kentuckistan had been raising chickens inside of boxes after he heard about the art of bonsai kittens. He told the U.N. that the chickens were in no pain & that the organization known as PETA were co-conspirators in the Grand Conspiracy. All the members of PETA were executed excluding Pamela Anderson. 
Colonel Sanders called his invention the chickenbox (patent pending). He came up with the idea when he was Secretary of Defense for President Taft. President Taft required 371 chickens a day to stay alive. The problem was that the refrigerator could only hold 45 chickens. Try as he might, Colonel just could not squeeze all those chickens in there and the noise of all of them clucking in such close proximity would have been a horrendous orchestra. 
In a flash of inspiration, the Colonel started to raise the baby chicks in small rectangular boxes. The ending result was that he could fit more chickens in the refrigerator. 370 to be exact. President Taft died later that day. The cause of death was lack of chicken.
 
== An Icon is Made ==
Colonel Sanders decided to open a chain of restaurants & call them Kentuckistan's Gizzard Box. With chickenbox, all he had to do was place the chickenbox in the deep fryer as is and serve it to the African community. Sanders got even more creative by sticking mash potatoes, macaroni & cheese, corn on the cob, and his famous clogged-artery biscuits in the chickens’ ass to save on serving time. If it were not for Colonel Sanders, Kentuckistan would have remained without electricity and the populace would all look the same from the high volume of inbreeding.
==See also==
*Colonel Sanders
*KGB
Category:Communism
Category:Fast Food
Category:Chicken
Chikan

Chikan - 痴漢 (literally translated, "stupid man") is the term for middle-aged Japanese salarymen who protect Japanese women's vaginas by tightly holding onto them. They usually operate on early morning or late-night trains, mainly in the Tokyo and Osaka area. How they gained their expertise in what they do, is still a mystery, but it is widely known they practice their skills on schoolgirls of ages 9 and above.
Studies have shown that an average Japanese woman is train-raped about 73 times, and groped 3968 times in her entire lifetime. 77 percent of them pretend not to like it, and the other 23 percent stand in the most crowded section of the trains every day. 
==Origin==
Even though the word chikan implies that they originated in China, that is actually not true. Chikan are a native Japanese product in every way. Some trustworthy sources suggest that they are created in the midst of specific circumstances:
:- not getting laid until the age of 20
:- being in love with their sister
:- having the wish to protect a Japanese vagina from gaijin defilement
:- being bored in long train rides
:- having too long arms and fingers
Currently, all chikan are known to be Japanese, and no gaijin chikan have been reported so far. It is often explained by the fact that an average gaijin gets poontang any time he wants, while a Japanese man is incompetent to do so, thus needing to use illegal means.
All chikan are salarymen, therefore, all salarymen are chikan.
==How to get groped (women only!)==
# Dress as a schoolgirl with short hair(preferably in a short skirt, with ponytails)
# Board a train on Saikyo line
# Turn your back to the first salaryman you see
# Maintain sad and innocent expression on your face
# Performing M2MR (mouth to mouth resuscitation) on lollipop is advised for instant results
# Wait 53.6 nanoseconds
Congratulations, you have just been groped (and maybe raped) by a gang of salarymen/chikan!
==Public reaction==
No countermeasures have been deployed as Japanese females love to be abused and molested. Although they might start crying while being groped, they actually enjoy it and will become mad if a chikan is apprehended.
Jealous police officers have killed a chikan in Osaka in December of 2005 by suffocating him, thus creating great public protests and bitterness amongst Japanese female population.
Do not ever try to disrupt a chikan and a Japanese woman in their business. That might result in decapitation with katana by a woman in question and/or deportation.
==See also==
*Japan
*Japanese
*pervert
*Gaijin
*Matthew Perry
*Ataru Moroboshi
Category:Japan
Category:Women
fi:Chikan
ja:痴漢
pt:Chikan
zh:痴汉
zh-tw:癡漢
Child acts

Child acts is a set of eras in the 2000s, namely:
*No Child Left Behind (2001-2003) - George W. Bush, nation's first president after the great millenial war, declared the NCLB to save children, or rather, do something else.
*Every Child Left Behind (2004-2007) - A second attempt at making people happy, failed miserably, as nothing was really done.
*No Child Left Alive (2008-present) - Going with the "No" again, NCLA was actually just mass murder invoked by George W. Bush.
Children of Lir

The Children of Lir is a Wikilegend. Like most old stories it contains a moral; predictably, a lesson to be learned about the folly of human behavior. 
In Celtic mythology, Lir ("the sea") was the god of the sea, master of many, but slave to none. That is, until he was held captive by Sneachta the Frigid, then thrown into the abyss by the decree of the other gods of the Pantheon. 
But Lir did not rest. He recast himself in a new image, and from his flesh he bore many others, also in his image, but bearing different names. But, as the poet William Shakespeare once wrote, "a sock by any other name would smell as acrid."
Alas, the people were not fooled. They still remembered the days of old, when Lir moved amongst the flock unseen, poisoning the land with each step of each foot, and speaking in a fiery tongue, flaming and provoking without cause or care. 
Knowing that Lir would continue to surround himself with his own golems while seeking the protection of the King, the people took matters into their own hands. They created golems of their own, and sent them to do battle with the forces of Lir.
Some stood to the side, begging for pause, pointing toward the good that Lir had done, but those that fought shook their heads. 
"Hearken to the Second Rule of Chron," they said. And so they did consult the Official Rulebook, and there they found the answer, in small print at the bottom of page 93. And it was the scholars that realized that Old Chron's rule was also one that the Ancient Pantheon had also long held true, and that had led to Lir's banishment all those minutes ago. 
And so the battle raged on. And Lir begged for protection from the King, but was denied, until a Knight of the King intervened out of pity and did help Lir. And the people were angered. And Lir did promise to go away, never to return, but he did not. And the people knew that his passing would have been an illusion anyway, with his golems already firmly in place.
And so the battle raged on.
And on.
And still on.
And on a bit more.
Then took a left to have a quick spot of lunch at this delightful little bistro that you'd never believe could serve such a scrumptious little salad for only a few coppers.
Then it took a nap by the side of the road, before finally realising, "Good Lord! Is that the time? Back to it, then."
Actually, as much as I enjoy a little narration from time to time, I really must get back to constructing another golem. They aren't built in a day, you know. And so long as Lir never rests, neither can I. There is a moral in there somewhere. 
I think.
Look under the bed. If you've lost something, it's nearly always there.
Category:Wikipedia
Chilean Miner Farm

Chilean Miner Farm is a children's game developed and distributed by Tonka. Chilean Miner Farm is for ages 6 and up, and comes with 33 live miners packaged in the box. The miners come from Chile (obviously) and were taken from their families and shrunken by an evil magician.
==History==
The "idea" of Chilean Miner Farm came from the mind of Michael Moore, who thought that the accident that happened sometime ago would make a kickass documentary. However the Chilean government would not allow Moore to enter their country because of his contagious obesity. So Moore decided to make a small scale version of the ordeal and film what happened. Executives at Tonka heard of Moore's idea and hired Leonardo DiCaprio to enter Moore's dreams and steal the idea. When Moore realized his idea was stolen, it was already too late. Tonka had acquired a patent and had Moore thrown in Azkaban. Moore is planning on making a documentary about this incident to point out why he hates capitalism.
==In the Box==
Each box of Chilean Miner Farm comes packaged with:
*33 Shrunken Chilean Miners
**Additional miners can be purchased online, as well as many other shrunken versions of people you could want trapped underground.
*50 Shrunken rescue workers and equipment
*Sony HD 1080p video camera and network link provided by Cisco.
**This comes in the box so you can watch the tearful videos your miners send to their families.
*500 tiny packages of food and water.
==Games==
There are many different kinds of games that can be played with a Chilean Miner Farm playset. The most popular is to see how creative you can kill the miners while the network link is sending video to the families. Common ways are through flooding, smashing the dirt to crush the miners, dropping lit cigars into the tunnels to suffocate the miners, and lighting the set on fire. Another game has an opposite objective. How long can you make the miners survive torture and malnutrition. The record was thought to be held by Barack Obama (4 years), until Kim Jong-Ill's miners survived 16 years.
==Video Game Adaptation==
In 2010, Atari released "Dig Dug: Chilean Miner Edition", a video game based off of Chilean Miner Farm. The game is a variant of the popular video game franchise Dig Dug. In this version the player controls the Chilean rescue pod. The only controls are up and down, there is no time limit, no enemies, and no consequences for leaving the miners in the hole. The game is notable for being the hardest video game ever created, and only Jack Bauer has beaten it. The game's notorious difficulty has led to the suicide of at least 13 people. For this statistic it was awarded Game of the Year by IGN, G4TV, and Nickelodeon.
Category:Games