The Don Herdzfelt Saga: The Finale

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Part 1: World Of Yesterday
Part 2: Rejected Nightmares
"Hey, it's Tuesday! Did you bring your coat?"- Guy #1, Rejected
"I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET" - Guy #2, Rejected
== Why? ==
I don't know. I don't fucking know. I knew, too. I've read creepypastas. I knew they were just setting me up for a stupid finale. But of course, since I'm a piece of shit, I did exactly what Nod was trying to make me do. Watch his shitty fucking shorts. I'm angry as fuck, so this one will have much more profanity than usual. And since I watched his shorts, he came to kill me. I'm smarter than this. I only got 1 B in my entire school life. So I'm a stupid bitch. And now I have to kill him.
Fucking god.
== Before the battle ==
"Don't let bastards step on your hands" - Neil Cicierega, Spirit Phone, Spiral Of Ants
If you didn't know, I've been writing about Nod/Don's shorts since World Of Yesterday came out. This is the 3rd one in the series, so read the 2 other fucking stupid stories before this, so it'll make more sense. You should know what happens if you have too. Nod, the evil version of Don Herdzfelt, came out of the screen of my laptop and challenged me to a fucking battle. What happened was ridiculous. And fucking terrible. I hate Nod and myself right now.
== The Battle ==
I don't have a quote. And if I did, it would have been fucking horrible.
Nod looked at me. I didn't know what to do, I didn't have any fucking weapons on me. But Nod did. And it isn't a sword or anything like that. A giant laser came out of his hands, and with this, I got sent to an animated place. I was in one of his fucking shorts. This helped me though, and I was glad that it did. But of course, things got very terrible after that.
He started placing some of his own characters in the animation, but of course, the evil versions that Nod made himself. The Emily's started shooting at me. That guy with the big spoon started hitting me WITH his fucking spoon. The ladies from Ah, l'amour started.... Well, if you've watched it, you should know what... (For those who do not have the time to watch it, they started trying to kill me in very horrible ways, even though I never asked them for a date. Bitches.) 
I knew I probably couldn't escape. So, I did something that's really fucking terrible, and you'll find out why in the next paragraph. I reenacted exactly what happened in the end of Rejected. (If you YET AGAIN don't have the time to watch it, I started destroying the entire animation piece by piece and at the end, everyone dies, mainly because of the fucking insane things that happened before hand.) And, you might think that's the end AND also everything is fine, but nope.
== Epilogue ==
No more quotes. Ever.
What I didn't notice until now, 2 years in the future, is that all of Don's work was put into the same place that NOD'S fucking work was in! So I ended up destroying both! And either way, since EVERYBODY died, I was dead too. So I still see Nod. But, greatly enough, he is a much better person. Don is here too, but he only makes shorts for heaven, so the people that are still alive don't get anything. I'll also try to STAY dead this time, I don't want any more fucking insanity happening to me anymore.
And I'm pretty happy with it.
fin.
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