Mario Paint 2

I am Super Mario, my brother Luigi has gone off to Hawaii. Peach was baking a cake. I knew I should've been happy that she hasn't been kidnapped by Bowser yet, but I couldn't help but feel sad about it. 
I then looked at the cake and smiled. It was not as if I haven't had enough eating cake in the castle for the past few days. The last time I ate cake was when I was little and I still remembered how good it made me feel.
I then finished up my cake, but then I found a peach on the table and picked it up. I noticed that there were three other peaches sitting nearby. I grabbed one and took a bite out of it.
I then grabbed another one sitting right next to the first one and took a bite out of it.
I then grabbed a third one and took a bite out of it. 
I then decided to throw the third peach away since I already had two peaches now. I tossed it into the trash can.
I then walked over to the wall and began to paint. I used all my energy and concentrated on the picture I wanted to make. My concentration seemed to be broken by the sound of the door opening up. A girl wearing a purple dress walked in. She looked around before walking over to me.
She noticed my painting and smiled.
"Hello!" She said. "I'm Princess Peach! So, you're the artist I've been hearing so much about!"
"Well, I suppose I should introduce myself..." I responded.
"I paint all sort of stupid shit, here's one of my paintings, it looks like SHIT!"
I continued to talk to her while painting. Eventually, I got tired of talking and asked her to leave. She did so and left. 
I then continued to paint after that, but then, my concentration was broken again by the sound of the door opening up. A boy wearing a green shirt and pants walked in.
He noticed my painting and smiled.
"Hello!" He said. "I'm Luigi! So, you're the artist I've been hearing so much about!"
I then told him that I needed his help to medicate my mind. He told me that he had a lot of drugs in his room and they might interfere with my painting. He suggested that I try some of the drugs he had instead.
I agreed to his suggestion and took the drugs. After taking them, I suddenly felt very relaxed. I also felt like I could do better than I ever could before. I began to enjoy my painting. I even managed to complete a picture that I never though possible.
I then rushed over to "Luigi" and slammed his head into the painting. "Luigi" screamed out in pain and fell to the floor while clutching his face with his hands. I laughed maniacally and ran over to the door. I opened it up and ran outside. I saw Mario standing there, holding a paint roller.
Luigi stared at me and screamed: "Mario! What the fuck are you doing?!"
"I'm fucking painting!" I replied. "Are you nuts?!"
"Yes, yes I am!" Luigi screamed.
I then started screaming and running around the castle. I sprayed poop all over it. I ran over to the window and screamed at the sky: "Look at me, I'm painting!"
I then continued to paint shit, I didn't know what the shit I was doing with. I ended up getting caught by Luigi, who saw everything. He yelled at me and threw me against the wall. 
"What the fuck are you doing?"
I decided to escape. I ran over to Luigi and punched him in the face. He grabbed me by the hair and pulled me back.
"Stop resisting!" He shouted.
"No, you don't!" I answered.
I decided to hit him again. I stood up and knocked him to the ground. He punched me in the face and knocked me out. When I woke up, I was naked and covered in blood. I then heard a voice call out to me from behind.
I then turned around and saw a man dressed in black. He wore a mask over his eyes and a hoodie. He held a paintbrush in his hand and began to paint. I looked at the painting and smiled.
The man called out to me.
"Who are you?" I asked.
"I'm Luigi." He responded.
"I'm glad to be meeting someone new." 
"Bob Ross?" I asked.
The man laughed. "This is a really funny.
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MARIO GROW! 
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The end.
In the end.
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I then started again.
I restarted.
I restarted.
I restarted.
I restarted.
I restarted.
The End
I restarted.
I then died.
THE END
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