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Speed limit

The speed limit is 299,792,458 m/s. It is considered theoretically impossible to travel at speeds that exceed this limit.
Interestingly, this fact leads to several paradoxes: for example, if you're standing on a long skateboard that's travelling at 299,792,458 m/s, and you start running forward at 5 m/s, then you're still travelling at 299,792,458 m/s. And so is the skateboard. This is because you and the skateboard have achieved the speed limit. Also, neither you nor the skateboard would be experiencing time.
This speed limit was discovered by Albert Einstein, who was able to reconcile this apparent paradox by employing a splendid mane of weird hair and a very nice pen. For a time, the idea of a speed limit was entirely theoretical, and many physicists did not accept it. However, the concept gained traction in 1962, when NASA administrator Strauss Klein glued little rubber feet onto the bottom of it so it wouldn't slide off his desk.
Speed limit signs are posted on roadways to indicate the legal speed at which a vehicle should be travelling 5 miles per hour faster than.
==Modern applications==
By the late 1960s, the question of whether there was a speed limit had effectively been settled, but groups of creationists continued to insist that the science was flawed and that Jesus could easily outrun a photon. In response, the American Physicists League successfully lobbied Congress to declare that there was a speed limit, and to post that declaration in various places around the nation.
HR 2135, the Speed Limit Creation Act, passed Congress on May 12, 1967, largely because physicists have far more lobbying power than creationists. Unfortunately, enforcing the Act proved difficult, because 299,792,458 is a very large number to put on a little white sign.
Eventually, lawmakers decided that the speed limit would be expressed in a unit equal to 9,993,082 meters/second, so they could put nice round numbers like "30" on the signs.
==Another interesting fact==
Another interesting fact is that these black cars with white doors keep following me while flashing lights in my eyes. I don't really have an explanation for that, but when I do, I'll be sure to write an article about it.
==See Also==
*Science
*Einstein
*Speed of Light
*Car
Category:Science
Category:Law
Speed lynching

Speed lynching is the sport of lynching as many potential witches as possible within a given time.
Modern variations of this popular sport include the lynching of gays, Jews, Gypsies, Blacks, democrats, and the French. The time limit varries upon a.) the experience of the players, and b.) the difficulty of the target. Gays, the French and Gypsies fall into the easy/beginner category, whereas Jews and Blacks are moderate. The only class with no time limit whatsoever is the democratic congressional majority, as no time limit can be accepted due to the near impossibility of the task.
==Progression throughout History==
Although started by various farmers who were generally looking for a good time hunting witches, the sport quickly gained international renown. The French held such a passion for it that it was briefly set up as their political system during their controversial civil war, as can be seen in the last twenty pages (the part that had a plot) of Charles Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities. Below is a list of other renowned Speed Lynching Tournaments: 
*The Cold War,
*The Holocaust,
 
*The Watergate Scandal,
 
*George W. Bush's second term in office
==Teams==
The sport of Speed Lynching has become so insanely popular that a few teams have been formally organized. Teams include the Feminists, Al Qaeda, Al Capone and Al Pacino, the Fascist Party in Canada, the Care Bears, Arnold Schwarzenegger,the Chicago Bears, France, and the U.S. Army, which is by far the largest and most active team in the league.
==Technique==
The general strategy is, of course, to be the first team to catch, bind, and burn/hang/huff the target witch or other minority. The finer points vary by team. The Care Bears, for example, attempt to infiltrate the enemy base via annoying teenage girls. The French tend to simply run around in circles with their heads up their rectal orifices in an attempt to confuse their targets. For a final example, the U.S. Army relies heaviily on the "seek and destroy" method, simply fanning out and searching entire mountain ranges for their quarry. Although this technique has proven ineffective, the U.S. Army's team captain (whose mental health is under investigation) still insists on this ill-advised strategy.
==Rules==
No violence shalt thou commit to thine adversary, excepting that thine opponent be the French.
Thou shalt catch, bind, and dispose of thy target in a timely fashion, so as to be faster than the other team.
A bird in thine hand is worth two in thine yonder hedge plant.
The use of Celine Dion music as a method of incapacitating thine capable opponent shall be deemed most iniquitous.
Category:Sports
Speed walking

Speed Walking is a sport where competitors must see how quickly they can do something slowly. This is not to be confused with seeing how slowly you can do something quickly as this would mean it was not an actual race.
== Origin ==
The sport of speed walking is thought to have evolved from the meditation process of "walking like an egyptian".
Egyptians were required to move at a fast pace as the sandy ground was hot on their feet.
Speed walking is believed to have became an official sport many, many, many, many, many, many, many years ago. It came as a result of Egyptian men wanting to prove their manhood by endeavouring across scalding sands at a slightly quickened pace. I lost the game.
== Evolution ==
Many Egyptians still prefer to walk bare foot on hot sandy plains but the game has adapted slightly, leading to competitors often "race-walking" across bitumen or tarmac runways. The game has slowly evolved into other sports such as hot coal walking, smash ball and badminton.
== Rules of the race ==
#Competitors may not wear shoes or socks.
#Competitors gain bonus points or "race credits" which can be spent at the gift shop at the end of the race if they are judged to be "walking like an Egyptian".
#If walkers appear to be trying too hard, they are shown a red card and are talked to in a stern voice in an attempt to break their hopes.
#:The red card may sometimes be punishable by death.
#The winner is decided on average speed, looks, potential and several other astrophysical calculations.
#In most speed walking competitions, Chuck Norris is nowhere to be seen (unless he happens to be visible at the competition, then he is most definitely there, and not a sub-spacial being.).
category:sports
category:health
pt:Marcha atlética
Spew

this page is entirely about the procurement of Puke for culinary perposes. for etiquete, you are redirected to sick etiquete.
== Introduction ==
Known in many cultures and absences thereof as many different names, spew, vomit, vegetarian options and sick to name a few, it is the main ingredient in some forms of bird nest, mostly by accident. Unfortunately, these birds are being thrown out of their homes as they are eaten in said soups as punishments for not paying their rent.
Not to be outdone, the cowboys and associated wenches of the American frontier settlements invented a dish called "cowboy stew". This comprised mainly of beans, such things that were commonly removed from the stomache after a session of their chief drink (Orangina and Bitter Lemon) and copious amounts of tobacco. These include carrots, sweetcorn, stomach acid and grass. The latter has since inspired generations of cats, children and idiots to imitate them
This meal however was superceded quickly by "sick soup", or SS in some purist circles. Following the acquisition of the title "SS" for the Nazi Secret Service, this was renamed "Gazpacho".
Also, there are 2 slightly unknown types of spew, Baconater and WetDog. You can find more information at yourmomsjina.com
== Sick Acquisition ==
The best sick occurs naturally, however, if you do not have time to wait in India for the best quality natural sick, and bring it all the way home in time for dinner, you may need the following items to synthesise said chunder.
*Alcohol (preferably whiskey or other things derived from fence treatments)
*Something restricted (such as crack, cannabis, edam, e or similar)
*Large quantities of food (known in vomspeak as "Sick shots" or "Chunder thunder")
*Kebabs (even in small doses, these truly pack a punch due to Botulism and contact with Cypriots)
Alternatively, punch your innocently and impartially selected outlet repeatedly in the stomache to enjoy it's "pavement pizza" form, or wait outside a curry house at approximately four in the morning.
== Making the soup ==
Boil your sick for approximately 15 minutes, or until the steam is a healthy yellow colour attacking your ceiling or stirring hand. Half way through cooking you may add salt if desired, or for the more interesting flavour, paprika to taste. If the saucepan starts to corrode, sick is strongly acidic, so tough shit.
*Adding ham or other meats is possible, though not advised, as it may impair the flavour.
*Adding carrots is ALWAYS spurious unless you want to become a carotin-based lifeform.
*Adding sprouts will add replay value.
Category:Tasteless
ja:ゲロ
Sphere

In geometry, a sphere is a cow-shaped inanimate round object with no legs, no horns, no udders, no big sad brown eyes, no floppy ears, is totally bereft of fur, and is also prominently missing a tail and a head.
==Notable attributes of spheres==
===Spheres do not give milk===
Spheres are not known to actually give milk of their own accord, but they can be filled with milk or similar ooziferous substances under the appropriate circumstances. In fact, the sphere is capable of holding much more milk per unit surface area than any other beverage container.Johannes Kepler (1603), Beverage-containing Efficiency of the Musical Spheres, pp 137-39 Unfortunately, accessing the valuable milk stored within is physically impossible, due to the sphere's impenetrable defense mechanisms. 
===Mobility===
Since spheres do not possess legs, they usually go about their business by rolling in a manner similar to such reptiles as the hoop snake or the tumbleweed. Spheres also have the uncanny ability of flexing their spherically-symmetrical bodies in such a way that they jump straight up in the air. It is not currently known, however, what possible tangible benefit they derive from this strange repetitive leaping behavior, other than simply showing off.
===Spheres do not moo===
Spheres do not generally go moo in protest when zapped with an electric cattle prod. In fact, they quite enjoy it, the perverted masochists. 
===Digestive system of the sphere===
Since spheres are not animals per se, they do not need to consume massive quantities of grass or hay or Purina® Cow Chow™ (or anything else, for that matter). However, on the plus side, they do not drop huge loads of cow shit in random locations.
==Does the existence of spheres prove Evolution?==
In 1903, evolutionary topologists theorised that the sphere and the cow are, in spite of their many differences, closely related.Farmer Brown (1903), Cows Are Isomorphic to Spheres (More or Less), pp 273-460 This stunning and revolutionary idea has been subsequently proved by the indisputable results of atheistic assumptions and genome sequencing.Richard Dawkins (1997), Ha, Ha! In Your Face, God!, p 127 Unfortunately, scientific creationists remain totally unconvinced, claiming that they find it impossible to believe that a clean animal could be derived from an unclean geometric manifold (or vice versa).Duane Gish, Phd., BA., MBA., MBTA., AAA., NAACP. (1998), Jesus Makes the Cow Go Moo, pp 673-995 
In spite of all the heated controversy and ethical considerations and what-not, spherical cow hybrids are looming ominously like inflated hot water balloons on the genetic engineering horizon. Impoverished farmers of the not-too-distant apocalyptic Past will at long last have the ability to swamp the already-bloated milk market with so much more unwanted milk that they will reap billions in government subsidies not to milk their gigantic spherecows.
==See also==
*Geometry
*Evolutionism
*Circle
====Foot notation====
Category:Geometry
Category:Mammals
es:Esfera
sk:Guľa
Spider Solitaire

Spider solitaire is a card game that you can play with cards on your computer. You could play it alone with an empty table top, but who has an uncluttered tabletop surface handy? It is one of the most popular and addictive computer games of all time. It is so addictive that many employers have deliberately uninstalled it from their computers to prevent employees from playing it on the job, forcing them to play less-addictive Facebook games instead. You start out with several stacks of cards, the top one is face up, and the rest is face down. There are three difficulty levels: Easy, which allows you to play with just one suit, Intermediate, which allows you to play with two suits, and Advanced, which requires three suits. 
This game is included with every Windows computer since Windows ME. 
==How to Play==
In this game, you must place cards in descending order (K, Q, J, 10...) in order to complete a sequence of cards. When you run out of moves, you deal another hand from the deck, which places new cards on top of the stacks. The objective of the game is to make each of the stacks as long as possible. If you complete all the sequences of cards by some miracle, you lose, and the computer celebrates your loss with rounds of fireworks. The computer is a sore loser however, and once you have made each of the stacks as long as possible and have no more cards to deal, it will lie and tell you that you have lost. 
===Strategy===
One strategy is to move Ace cards to empty stacks. This way, you must find a 2 in order to move the Ace away from the empty stack to free up the stack so that you can unhide more cards. In general, where you can stack different suits, do so. This will show off your elite skills in "untangling the cards" and swapping them back and forth for the win. You want to get all the cards from the stacks face down so that you can better decide your next move. Another strategy is to get each of the stacks as long as possible. The longer the stack, the better your odds of winning. You should use the Hint button as often as possible, because it annoys the computer, and everyone knows an annoyed opponent is more likely to lose. Undoing the last move, and then redoing it, as often as possible, is another great way to annoy the computer.
==Scoring==
You get 10 points for every card that is left face up after all the cards have been dealt. You lose 50 points for each sequence of cards that you have completed. If you completed all eight sequences of cards, you get -500. Remember, the computer is keeping track of its own score, not yours. The computer starts with 500 points and loses one point for every move you make. It gains 100 points for every sequence of cards you complete. Remember, at all costs, you do not want the computer to win!
Category:Games
Spies

As some of you may know, spies are everywhere. They hide in many different places. Hey, maybe there's one in your bathroom. Go check. I heard something funny in there. No? Good. let's continue. They hide in malls, stores and the like. They will try to collect any information they can. Your diary is easy prey for these spies. PERHAPS THEY KNOW YOUR CRUSH?!?! Ok, ok. Fine.
Geez.
== Anatomy of a spy==
A spy has many body parts, not found in perfectly normal human wormbabies. Such as permanent sunglasses. They never leave his face, ever. It is so hard to remove, all operations done on the spy would fail (and kill him obviously).
== Spy vs. Spy ==
Spy vs. Spy is a comic that has, ironically, nothing to do with espionage besides the fact that the main characters occasionally fight over files marked TOP SECRET. They are so bad at spying, they should be terminated on sight. They are exactly the same exept the color of their uniforms. They are crazy and are interested in killing each other. They have plenty of weapons, if it's deadly, they have it, and for the purpose of killing the other "spy". They are in conclusion, sadistic nuts. 
== Media ==
Espionage has always been depicted as an exiting and fun profession. In fact, it is as boring as oatmeal. Seriously.
Don't join if you like fun.
I'm not a spy 'cause it's boring.
No, really I'm not.
Or am I?
Naw. I'm just playing.
Or not.
== Agencies ==
By definition, spies work for agencies which are run by men in funny black suits. These organisations are named after 3-unit combinations of randomly selected letters and numbers, such as the CIA (Common Ignorance Agency), MI6 (Mexican Imps for Sex) and the ZNP (Fish for Independent Liberation).
Here are a list of agencies that spies may work for.
*CIA
*MI6
*KGB
*Mossad
*MIB
*Valve
*RED
*BLU
==Tactics==
Brain washing is the international hobby of spies. For sport, they often kidnap people and take them to secret locations, then brainwash them. Then, they brainwash them again so they don't know they've been brainwashed, then brainwash them again so they don't know they've been brainwashed, then brainwash them again so they don't know they've been brainwashed, then brainwash them again so they don't know they've been brainwashed...and so on. At the end of such sessions, the subject will have an exceedingly clean brain.
Another known tactic of spies to place metal boxes on your shit, somehow destroying it. Their favorite targets are referred to as "Sentries."
Another famous tactic is 'buttsecks' where they stab a butterfly knife into someone else's butthole and laugh as loud as they can while playing dubsteps.
Category:Espionage
Category:Hobbies
Category:Occupations
ja:スパイ
pt:Espião
zh:间谍
zh-tw:間諜
Spilt milk

Spilt milk, is milk that has been spilt. Don't cry...
== Origin ==
Spilt milk was invented by Dr. Glockenspeil by accident in 1938. He sipped some milk and then he slipped and spilt the milk. By this he discovering milk can be in fact spilt. When asked about the founding of spilt milk he comemented, "This milk has indeed been spilt". Spilt Milk became a craze through out America soon after. Milk was being spilt everywhere. In fact it became so common it created a problem. Many went broke from spilling so much milk. So the government began a "Spilt Milk prohibition". Too many Americans had become addicted to milk that was spilt. Some moved to Canada to please their sick pleasures of milk spilling while others spilt milk under the cover of darkness. Then a hero came along named Thomas Milks. He rallied the masses to make the government allow milk to be spilt. Milks said "spilt milk is milk that was meant to be spilt". The Spilt Milk Revolution (not to be confused with Dance Dance Revolution) finally won out and Spilt Milk became legal again. Sadly the people who went to Canada for spilt milk freedom, became actual Canadians, eh?
== Cultural effect ==
 
Milk that was spilt had a profound effect on culture. Mant artists and poets paint/write about the beauty of spilt milk, milk spilling. Edgar Allen Poe made a spilt milk poem, which is his most famous poem of all time. 
:"Milk:
:My Milk Has Been Spilt
:Spilt Milk Is Now This Milk
:I Did Not Know of Milk That Was Spilt
:Milk Spilt, Spilt Milk
:Milk.
::-Edgar Allen Poe"
Spilt Milk is usaully associated with the most sophisticated classes. Some have even made their homes to look like milk thats been spilt and have their own spilt milk spilling time. Hillbillies also enjoy spilt milk except they milk spill for the purpose of killing possums. Many dances influenced towards spilt milk have also been very popular in our culture. For example the Macarena.
== In religion ==
Spilt Milk is also found in all religions. Jesus Christ is big on spilt milk. He has stated on several occasions that milk spilling "free's the spirit". Many religious followers have said to have seen visions of milk that has been spilt, and in turn they wake up to spilt milk by their bedside. Their even has been sightings of the Virgin Mary in milk (that has been spilt). Spilt Milk also has its own a religion, solely towards worshiping milk spills.
== Spilling on objects ==
Spilling milk on other objects can be much more entertaining than just spilling milk on the floor. Even changing the spilling surface can make a difference. Spilling milk on bare feet can be incredibly arousing causing many to spill "milk" in their pants. Green with purple sparkle tile floors are obviously the best surface to spill milk on because of the satisfying splat and splashing noise occuring at the same time as the milk is spilt onto this surface. Experimenting with different colours of milk can also be an exiting experience but please do not try this if you are pregnant, have heart conditions or have just passed a tape worm. This can cause heart attacks, miscarriages and sudden soiling of pants.
Category:Drink
Category:Dairy
Spin

Spin states are the states in which very very drunk particles like drunkleons, volcanos, whiskyons and partyons are in, almost all the time. The quantum energy of the particles found in these states has not been determined yet because scientists had very big trouble in following and anticipating they’re trajectories. They can however be photographed in a cloud chamber when the copions hit a barion thus disintegrating the barion. During the disintegration process which can last from several seconds to several minutes you can see all the drunkleons leave the barion in a hurry. It is presumed that the spin state of a particle has some potential energy but very rarely, kinetic energy because usually the particles that are trapped in a spin state are lazy and too dizzy to create kinetic energies. They prefer to “hang around ” or if you prefer the scientific term, spin.
The effect the spin state particles have on humans has been researched for many years. Einstein once said “they make you spin” thus opening a new window of opportunities on spin research. It has been proven so far that the spin particles can disintegrate a human being turning him into a moron another subatomic particle that has been most elusive since 1801 BC. Another effect of the drunkleons, votcaons and such is that they inhibit the motor functions of the body and they affect the nervous system also.
While votcaons, whiskions, are normal spin particles it has been recently found since Woodstock that there are other particles that have the same effect like grassons, LSDons, acidons, potons etc. These newly found particles though are not allowed to roam free like the votcaons and whiskions because they have proved to be fatal too many times. There is only one institute of research for grassons or potons in the whole world and it’s location is in Amsterdam. 
Some scientists, including Isaac Newton himself have suggested using the angular momentum of particles to spin the whells on cars, thus creating what is commonly known as Free Energy.
*Types of spin states:
**Spin left
**Spin right
**Spin out of control
**Spin into the Southern United States
**Just spin
**Barbara Streisand
**Spin City
The moon spins around the earth, the earth spins around the sun and the sun spins around itself. We don't die of death, we die of dizzyness.
category:Quantum mechanics
category:Beer