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Hot dog

thumb|250px|Anatomy of the hot dog
A hot dog, also called a weiner, frankfurter (frank for short), or penis, is the most badly abused and mistreated breed of the dog species.
Poor little hot dogs notoriously undergo the following treatments from human beings:
*Freezing to very cold temperatures in the freezer
*Boiling in very hot water
*Barbecuing on the grill
*Ferris wheel rides in a hot cooker 
*Placement in a piece of bread known as a "bun"
*Peddling at street stands and in baseball stadiums
*Smearing with mustard, sauerkraut, Vaseline, and K-Y Jelly
*Forcing into a woman's vagina with just to give a man a high and a woman a baby
*Having huge amounts of semen squeezed out
*And, finally, getting eaten by humans (OUCH!!!!!)
==History of the hot dog==
The hot dog has always been around with us. Every male is born with a hot dog. It starts out very tiny, and then it grows naturally until the man is in his early 20s or so. It grows even more every time it is in a woman's vagina, in another man's anus, in the mouth of a member of either sex, or whenever it is rubbed by its owner.
Of all these places for it that make it grow, the mouth is the favorite for everyone because it tastes so good. In order to have the best possible taste, it must be rubbed very slowly for several minutes or hours, a process known as foreplay. After that, it must be eaten quickly before it cools down or else it has no taste at all. But if eaten correctly, it'll produce a lot of juices that taste really good.
== Other Names ==
Hot Dog
# Wiener
# Dong
# Johnson
# Wang
# Poinker
# Floyd
# Rod
# Pole
# Dittler
# Jimbler
# Dinga-ling
# Man Meat
# DICK
# COCK
==Sales of the hot dog==
Hot dog sales are very disorganized. In the store, hot dogs are sold in packs of 10. But the buns for them are sold in packs of 8. This is done intentionally by manufacturers in order to sell the most possible. To have the same number of each, you have to buy 4 packages of hot dogs and 5 packages of buns.
Finding a buyer is another challenge. In many places, it is illegal. The buyers are normally found in red light districts. They stand out on street corners looking for the next seller to come along. They are motivated by the need for money for their next fix.
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Hotdog

A hotdog is a subspecies of the canine family that likes to surround itself with bread. Most hotdogs bark very loudly as the high temperatures that they are exposed to are often very painful. The bread with which the hotdogs surround themselves can only protect them to a limited degree from the heat.
The hotdog was invented by Abraham Linkon while he was looking at his Paris Hilton poster while taking a bubble bath
Animal rights organizations have been campaigning for centuries for the right of dogs to stay at the temperature that they like and that is most natural for them, but somehow many people tend to expose dogs to high temperatures and this widespread habit is difficult to get rid of.
Hotdogs rule, sort of like coffee does.
There are many places where you can find hidden advertisement of hotdogs.
#Planes: giant flying hotdogs with wings.
#Porn: Hidden hotdog eating (blowjobs)
#Disney: Everybody knows about the classic movie where your (suspiciously hotdog-looking) nose gets bigger and bigger when you lie.
#The world: just look around and see how many hotdog-looking objects you can see every day. No wonder the hotdog people are rich.
Don't forget that hotdogs are made out of dogs, not pigs/horses or any other various animals and definitely have the right to be chopped up, cooked, eaten, slathered in ketchup or sperm, put on bread and chewed up. Hotdogs come in many colors now including aquamarine. Today, hotdogs can be found all over the world. A super hotdog is produced when all hotdogs combine. Most hotdogs today hide in fast food restaurants.
== Trivia ==
* No one really knows what Hot Dogs are made out of. Some think that hotdogs grow on trees. Others think they are made from pigs and/or pig by-products. The popular opinion is that hotdogs are made of Capybara and tire sealant. Hotdogs also may or may not be a waste product a cow.
* The Hotdog is a close cousin of the Hamburger. Both share an uncle, Bologna, who no one talks about.
* Most Hotdogs are thought to be clones as they all have similar facial features and spinal structure.
* Besides its bun, the Hotdog can be covered with many toppings to provide camouflage. Once camouflaged, the Hotdog can enter the human stomach and burst from its chest while they are in a hospital.
* Hotdogs have amazing regenerative powers. The problem with their powers is that it takes 72 years to fully regenerate.
* Hotdogs hunt in packs. They can often be seen in quantities of 4, 6, 8, 12, or any other number divisible by 17.
*In the mid 18th century, hot dogs were used as Q-Tips in parts of South Eastern China and Arkansas due to the lack of paper products because of the War in Iraq.
*The hotdog has experienced a recent decline in popularity, owing to the boom in the market for the Sausage Butty Batter Nugget, the only other gourmet food product capable of decapitating you with a single bite of its gnashing jaws.
== See also ==
* Cat
* Dog
* Toilet roll
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House

House can mean a bunch of things:
* A genre of music
* An adjective
* That show with that grouchy doctor played by Hugh Laurie (Legend)
* Home
* A disfigured gruntle fat lady
* A horror movie designed, produced, directed, enjoyed by retards
* A old man's old teddybear
== See also ==
* Why?:Is My House Mad At Me
* Why?:Watching a marathon of House, M.D. while you're sick is not a good idea
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House of Burgesses

Since the founding of Jamestown in the Commonwealth of Virginia, the people of America have sought an inexpensive option for delicious food served quickly. With this in mind, it didn't take long for America's First Fast Food Restaurant, The House of Burgesses, to come into being.
== History ==
In 1619, the House of Burgesses first opened its doors to the hungry settlers of the American Colonies. It was an instant success, even though most of the settlers did not use currency. John Smith, the founder of Jamestown, and also the founder of the House of Burgesses, decreed that those who did work in building the colony could eat at the House of Burgesses for free, but warned, "If you don't work, you don't eat!" Once the colony had been established and the use of currency was more widespread, the House of Burgesses took on a new philosophy of "It's a RESTaurant. You rest. We'll work."
The restaurant's specialty item was the "Burger", or "Ham Burger", as it was made using a patty of ground ham between two buns, as ham was plentiful. However, in 1654, cattle were introduced to the Colonies. The House of Burgesses mistakenly received a shipment of beef instead of ham. With a restaurant full of patrons hungry for a Burger, the decision was made to go ahead and grind the beef and make the Ham Burgers with that. The new sandwich was an instant success. However, the name stuck, and to this day, a Hamburger is made with beef.
Many famous Americans had their first work experiences at the House of Burgesses. Before becoming a General, and then President, George Washington was a fry cook at the House. Patrick Henry worked the register, and was a server for many years before making his famous "Give me Delivery or Give me Death!" speech. In fact, he got his inspiration from his experience at the register when a patron said to him, "If I can't get this 'to go', I'm just gonna die. I swear to God I will." This simple exchange led to one of the most patriotic speeches in American convenience.
==Menu==
Now, the House of Burgesses continues to serve its famous Burgers, and a wide range of other items. A sample of the menu is listed below:
* The Burger - Our delicious beef patty served on fresh baked buns with your choice of condiments.
* The Cheese Burger - The signature Burger, with two slices of American cheese.
* The Bacon's Rebellion Burger - Named for Nathaniel Bacon's unsuccessful attempt to overthrow the colony in 1676, it features two slices of crispy bacon on top of our famous Burger.
* Burgess Meredith - Our biggest burger! If you can finish this 64oz Monster, it's free!
* Milkshake - Our milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! Damn right it's better than yours!
* Freedom Fries - Crispy deep fried potato strips, too good to be named after the French!
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How Cars Work

For many millennia, the common men (and all women) have wondered how cars work. Only enthusiasts, mechanics and dealerships know how cars really work. There are three things essential to cars: the engine, the transmission and the tires (Only on current cars). These three things will be explained now.
(Warning: contains excessive use of the words "hamster" and "flux capacitor", which may cause a headache or SEHS.)
== The Engine ==
Contrary to popular belief, cars are not powered by an engine. They are in fact run by a Flux Capacitor controlled by hamsters. Previously, the cars had been run by gerbils. However, the Great San Francisco Gerbil Shortage of 1977, which caused great uproar among certain demographic groups, caused the car manufacturers to switch to hamsters and sell their gerbils in dungeons for a large profit.
== The Transmission ==
The transmission is pretty self explanatory. It sends power from the flux capacitor to the wheels. It uses a complex system of milk tanks, copper wire, and a stick of celery to turn the flux energy into movement. As no one on the internet has ever worked with a car, I don't know exactly how that happens. 
In an automatic, part of the flux capacitor's power is used to shift, shifting being a term that's meaning is unknown. All normal people drive automatics, except in England.
In a manual, the driver has to shift, but has to be somewhat intelligent, or have read and understood a manual to do this. People with HPS or other mental illnesses are known to always drive manuals.
== The Tires ==
The tires are designed to stick to the road. As such, they are usually made from girlfriends, the clingiest substance known to men. As such, they have an amazing ability to stick to the road. The more pure the girlfriends, the more clingy they are, and thus tires made from 100% extra non-virgin girlfriends are usually used in faster cars.
== The Future ==
In the future, cars will not have wheels, so tires will be completely useless. As such, the future has a higher number of girlfriends, and as such, even nerds will have a girlfriend or three. Not much else is known mechanically other than future cars have cat-toast devices at all four corners. The engines will not change, but the transmission will,transmissions will be leather wrapped in your girlfriend's skin thanks to their over abundance and the components will be made from their bones because they are more efficient.
== External links ==
* Used Car 
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How Do You Solve A Problem Like Thomas Becket

He tries to speak all Latin-y, 'bout second grade he fares
King Henry tells him "Kiss my ass," resigned as Chancell-air
Who's higher jurisdiction, God or judge with fake white hair?
You might forgive us all for being crabby
We hardballed him with Clarendon, we made him take the deal
He hates the King for everything, except for every meal
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel
Tom Becket's not an asset to the Canty
I'd like to say a word in his behalf
Tom Becket makes me laugh
How do you solve a problem like Tom Becket?
How do you hold a fart when sitting down?
How do you find the word that means Tom Becket?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown!
Many a thing the King would like to tell him
Theobald's missed, Tom has no leg to stand
But how do you make him pay and listen to all you say
How do you turn a foot into a hand?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Tom Becket?
How do you wear a mood ring on your hand?
His authority's abused, out of focus and misused
Excommunicated fast-ly, what a sham
Reprehensible as leather, say we rope him then we tether
He's a monster! He's a demon! He be damned!
He'd out pester any pest, drive a hornet from its nest
He could ban you from the abbey for a burp
He is mental! He is wild! He's a fiddle! He's too riled!
He's a headache! He's Archbishop! He's a jerk!
How do you solve a problem like Tom Becket?
How do you drink a soda with no burps?
How do you find the word that means Tom Becket?
A heretic Bishop! A turbulent priest! A clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing to get him off our land
But how does he go away and give our fair King his day
How do you cook some ice cream in a pan?
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Tom Becket?
Where can I find a sword to fit his back?
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Hrung

A Hrungpronunciation lost to history is an extinct species shrouded in historical mystery. They are the one of the most unclassifiable species in the galaxy, second only to God. For this reason, no eye witness could satisfactorily explain what a Hrung is, making their true appearance lost to history, and one can only speculate how they looked like, or if they even HAD genders or houses or religions or vehicles or social media or conspiracy theories or toasters. The only thing we know about them is they're very huge. If they were tiny, how could Hrung's collapse wipe out civilization on Betelgeuse 7?
==The Great Hrung War== 
In a galactic sideral yeardata lost to history, but commonly agreed to be 03747 a war broke out among the Hrungs. Maybe it was due to religious issues, if they even had religions. Maybe it was due to their problems with finding the meaning of 42. Maybe it was due to their fruitless struggles to find their place in Evolution.they're unclassifiable, remember? Maybe it was just debate over whether their homeworld's map, if they even had maps, should be south pole up or north pole up. Whatever the reason, it was lost to history. We can all agree the war proper wasn't pretty, and about 99.9% of the Hrungs died in the war. The weapons used, if any, were also lost to history, such as the way the Hrungs could carry them.
==Collapse on Betelgeuse Seven==
One of the last surviving Hrungs decided to go to Betelgeuseor Betamax Seven.
Why Betelgeuse Seven? Nobody knows! For some reason which all sources claim to be Yellow, but is, like most facts about them, lost to history, they decided to collapse. The impact wiped out all civilization and hypothetical data about Hrungs on Betelgeuse Seven except for a man 
and his son. The man committed suicide due to contracting shame from his incapacity to teach his son how to pronounce his name, leaving the son to be raised at the neighboring planet Betelgeuse Five.
==See also==
*Mysterious
*Nobody knows
*Life's Unanswerable Questions
== References ==
Category:Douglas Adams
Category:Aliens
Category:Mysteries
Hsilgneo

Hsilgneo is a garbage language much like Pig Latin but less used (only by like 2 and a half people). It is the same as English but different.
== Hsilgneo examples ==
Yhwo erao uoyo gnidaero siht?
Emo epoho uoyo eido fio uoyo daero siht.
Tsujo gniddik.
Emo evaho ono eulco yhwo erao'uoy gnidaer siht.
Potso ti.
== How to speak hsilgneo ==
# Take your english word
# Esrever ti
# Tupo "O"o tao ehto dneo fo'o yreveo drowo
# Evomero ehto tsalo "O"
## Ehto tsalo "O"o morfo ehto tsalo pets
# Erao'ereht eromo selur tubo Mao'em ooto yzalo oto emano mehto lla
== Sesnopsero ==
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Huey, Dewey, and Louie

Huey (1990-2009), Dewey (1990-2007), and Louie (1990-2006) were duck triplets from hell and the great grand nephews of Scrooge McDuck.
== Purpose ==
Huey, Dewey and Louie were born in hell and were Donald's eternal punishment for being an ass. They had the task of driving their "uncle" to bat fuck insanity, death, or both. They fulfilled their purpose quite well as Donald was brinking bat fuck insanity when they died. They would often play games like "roast the duck", "unca scrooge said you could take as much as you want from the money bin unca donald", and the infamous "COOK US SOME DAMN DINNER YOU FAG!!!!". All these "games" often led to death.
== DuckTales ==
This was a cartoon that showed H, D and L's time in their Nazi uncle's army when he was fighting the patriotic Flintheart Glomgold.
== Teen Years ==
During H, D, and L's teen years their minds were corrupted and they stopped the "games" and started trying to just kill Donald the same way sega has been killing sonic. They each developed their own personalities at last. Huey was an asshole who abused women, Dewey was a drunken missile coordinator for the U.S., and Louie was an America hating terrorist that got launch pad to crash into the twin towers, he also tanned. Their adventures during this time can be found in the horror series Quack Pack which was banned from being aired on chiller after being found to be to god damn scary.
== Failure and killing sprees ==
Huey, Duey, and Louie one day realized their hellish bloodchilling career was over and so went their separate ways...NOT! They decided to make Disney pay for not helping them become famous. They committed a series of grotesque murders known as: the Texas chainsaw massacre; the Korean war; and the war of the worlds. Eventually they were hunted and fed to the megaLOLcat; unfortunately, they were able to escape through dark sexual sick things that beg no explanation, and continued their dark lives.
== Deaths ==
First off, for you nincompoops who think that if one dies they all die you are wrong. Huey died when he tried to lure a woman in who was a mass murder wanted in 55 states. Dewey died from taking the bullet for Scrooge (who wound up being shot by Flintheart soon after). Louie was killed when he was found while in hiding in Iraq and was publicly hung. Their bodies are currently buried between Scrooge and Launchpad as Scrooge didn't want to be next to him. The Devil has confirmed that they will be back as soon as he works out the bugs.
== Facts ==
*Huey successfully killed 201 women before death (later, police actually discovered ten more bodies)
*Dewey successfully raped 201 women before death (after his death, several more women came forward putting his total at 245)
*Louie took over half the world before death 
*Louie was also L from Deathnote
*They also were Envy, Greed and Lust from FullMetal Alchemist
*They are actually quadruplets, the one missing is Chewbacca/Chewy
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Huff Dens

A Huff Den is a building where kitten huffers congregate to huff kittens. Huff dens are usually in the basements of apartment towers, as well as some nightclubs and grocery superstores.
Huff dens are quite common in Eurasia, as kitten huffing originated in Central Asia. They are, however, increasing numbers of dens in North America. These dens occasionally serve monkey, puppy, and squid, as well as kitten. Monkey huffing is easier, and more affordable, than kitten huffing, monkeys being smaller and less vicious.
Huff dens are often subject to Police raids, in which the Police try to steal all the huff den's animals and huff them as quickly and humanely as possible. The inhabitants of the den usually retaliate by using certain other types of feline for defending the den. This process possibly wounds some of the animals, thereby making them unfit for huffing, and in some cases, seriously injured. This method of defense has been condemned by PETA, who use armed guards to defend their own, depleted only, huff den.
== Locating Huff Dens ==
Finding dens is, in some cases, almost impossible. When you locate a potential den, there are several steps you must take. Most major disguised dens use a secret code to know if potential customers are interested in the kittens they have to offer. The first step is to throw something heavy through an open window. If the building is a den, they will throw it back out at you, with a post it note with "kitten" written on it attached to the heavy object. Normally the den will not give you the direct address so just try throwing bricks or other suitable objects at every house that seems to be a potential den. After retrieving the note, hide for ten minutes and the den will have a depleted kitten on the doorstep. That means you have permission to knock on the door. Now that you have found the den, there will be another test at the door. They don't just let anyone in, there is a strict screening process requiring you to show a depleted kitten to the denmaster, and say the huffer's pledge, as written below. You will now have lifetime "membership" to the den.
== What to Expect Once Inside ==
Dens were originally just drab spaces in which to huff kittens. The inside of the housing was a horrible place in early dens. People would urinate on the walls and sling feces at each other for fun while high on kitten. Also the quality of the kittens greatly suffered. Now dens are at an acceptable level. 
They are normal looking on both outside and inside the kitten quality has also been greatly increased. Kittens get some of the best kitten food around. Yes, they are treated like royalty all the way up until their tiny kitten souls are huffed out for our pleasure. The PETA Huff Den is leading the pack, with ultramodern facilities. It has even pioneered new methods of huffing. (see section "Depleted Only Huffing Methods" in the article Depleted Kitten.)
==See also==
* Depleted Kitten
* Kitten Huffing
* PETA
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