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Proof that everything on the internet is true

This proof is intended for people who have a basic but not advanced knowledge of teh tint`net. If you are able to tell the proof given here is a load of crap, this article will provide further confusion.
==Proof==
Given the field of the internet, I, over the complex plane, \mathbb{C}, and one universe,
\int_0^I f(r)\,dr = x
where x is a statement found on the internet and r is the constant of accuracy of the internet given in units of monkeys per typewriter (MPT). Rearranging this along the complex plane, \mathbb{C}\subseteq I, we can easily solve for the r of the internet:
r = \int f(\sin{I - x})
r = 29\cos{I}
r = 1.0101011
Note that the constant of accuracy of the internet is higher than 1, which means that every statement is also a religious fact.
Therefore the internet is also Jesus in binary form.
This proof can, however, be disputed by this simple paragraph.
The internet being true is a huge lie, as is proven by the rule 'A guy in disguise unless proven otherwise'. Most girls who play games, watch Anime, watch porn or do anything like that on the internet are ACTUALLY guys posing.
Simple way to prove this. Walk up to a female character in a internet game. Ask for 'her' to talk or send a pic or SOMETHING. They will run away from you, afraid of being found out. The original author of this article, SuperFreak is actually trying to cover up that she is actually a guy.
==See also==
*Life's Unanswerable Questions
category:Internet
Propane

Propane is the title of an Eric Clapton song, originally written by JJ Cale... at least I think he said "propane":
: If you want to go fast, you've got to light the gas
: Propane!
: If you want to go up, go up, go up
: Propane!
: It won't light, it won't light, it won't light ** BOOM ** 
: Propane!
: If there's nothing to do, you wanna kick them blues
: Propane!
: When your charcoal's all gone and you wanna grill on
: Propane!
: It won't light, it won't light, it won't light ** BOOM ** 
: Propane!
: If your petrol is gone, and you wanna ride on: 
: Propane
: Just fill up your pack, you're not coming back:
: Propane!
: It won't light, it won't light, it won't light ** BOOM ** 
: Propane!
: It won't light, it won't light, it won't light ** BOOM ** 
: Propane!
The song was famously covered by Hank Hill on his album "Accessories" in 1983.
" I Sell Propane and Propane accessories."
- Hank Hill at his workplace, Strickland Propane
=== Warning! Danger! Achtung! ===
* To prevent explosions, only play on Air Guitar.
== See also ==
* Girls
* Hank Hill
==External links==
* The Large Hot Pipe Organ is the world's only MIDI controlled, propane powered explosion organ...
Category:Songs
Category:Energy
Category:Dangerous
Protactinium

Protactinium is a weird funny rock that makes me get nosebleeds and makes that funny yellow thing beep. I tried eating it but it was WAY too hard to eat. Every time I tell this to my doctor, she keeps on saying I'm gonna die if I'm around it for another week.
== Properties ==
Does it look like I know? However, I think you put it in something that explodes to make a lot of people have nosebleeds. For some reason, the FBI wants all of my protactinium. But Finders Keepers, so I should have it! Fuck you, FBI.
...what's that? This element is named after another one? Well I don't care if it stole the name from a different element; protactinium is automatically the better element.
== Scarcity (whatever that means) ==
So I keep on finding it near this weird and overly protected facility in Nevada. There's like a pile or two that just appears every week, and I always yoink it. As far as I can tell, that's the only spot where protactinium can be found. I highly doubt it can be created from a different element like plutonium. Besides, plutonium takes forever to decay and is only used for bombs, not making protactinium!
==History (and the Rant DLC)==
Apparently, I was not the first one to discover this. This is the most surprising fact I've ever been told after my mom told me she was pregnant. So apparently, there was this one guy... think his name was mendelevium... but he predicted the existence of this element. He must be proud of me collecting all of this; I have proven that protactinium is real! I mean, I guess Otto Hahn and Lise Meitner discovered the element too... But that's besides the point! The point is that I got large chunks of the element and a nosebleed, meanwhile those two people got not-even-visible chunks and no nosebleed whatsoever. This automatically proves that I am the true discoverer and father of protactinium. Hooray for me! Time to brag to my friends about this fact before my next nosebleed.
Proto-badger

The proto-badger was the bane of neolithic peoples for uncounted millennia. It had a nasty habit of sneaking into caves at night and goring sleeping babies with its horrible curved tusks, then making off with the yams. "Woe, woe!" would cry the primitive cave people, when they woke from their slumber, "Behold! our yams are taken and our babies are ripped asunder!" And they would wail, and gnash their teeth, and be much distraught and their countenances fell.
== Anatomy of the Proto-badger ==
The Proto-badger is made up of two distinctive anatomical elements, the Proto, and the Badger. The Proto consists of a woolly torso for fending off the arctic cold, long legs for fleeing pumas, and a pair of mean tusks for goring babies and good looks. The Badger portion makes up the rest of the anatomy, and gives the beast its wily ways. 
==Extinction of the Proto-badger==
Like many ice age animals, the proto-badger perished during the flood of Noah's day. Like the other extinct ice age fauna, no proto-badgers were taken aboard the ark. Due to the limited size of the ark, Noah had to define "kind of animal" rather broadly, and chose the modern badger over the proto-badger, since he didn't like his yams being stolen. In hindsight, it was an obvious choice.
==Proto-Badger Cloning==
Much to the chagrin of the direct descendants of cave-folks who lived among the fearsome proto-badgers in the days of old, recent advances in cloning technology have enabled scientists to bring back the long extinct proto-badger kind. The whys and wherefores of this cloning operation are generally hidden from public view, but rumors abound, many of them relating somehow to an epic shakedown being planned by the Illuminati, though actual evidence has yet to be found.
It should be noted that the reproduction rate of Proto-badgers is of a higher magnitude than even their descendants, and scientists were forced to also clone their one and only natural predator, the Proto-Snake.
===See Also===
*Spleen weasel
*Japanese Stomping Fish
*Gerbil (musical instrument)
*Worst 100 LOL Cats
Category: Mammals
Category:Badgers
Protocols of the Elders of Zimmerman

The Protocols of the Elders of Zimmerman is a text purporting to describe a plan to achieve global domination and anarcho-syndicalism on the part of Bob Dylan.
==Contents==
thumb|In order to achieve world domination, Bob Dylan has had to wait till all of his hair has fallen out, has had to put on a suit, and has had to learn how to fucking smile.
The book takes the form of an instruction manual to a new member of the "Elders of Zimmerman," describing how Bob Dylan will run the world through control of the music industry, and replace the traditional social order with one based on highly nasalized and/or mumbled singing that will make all of the world's political, financial, and religious leaders disappear for all time under their beds with their hands over their ears, except Jimmy Carter. Then Dylan will enter the power vacuum and take over the world.
==The True Origin==
A secret investigation ordered by MTV has determined that the Protocols are a fraud authored in California by operatives of Neil Young. Young is trying to make it look as if Dylan is the one trying to replace the traditional social order with one based on highly nasalized singing, in order to throw the suspicion off Young.
==The Nazi Theory==
According to another popular theory, Adolf Hitler hated Dylan's singing so much that he ordered the writing and dissemination of the Protocols in order to give the Germans an excuse to gas Bob Dylan six million times.
==Pat Buchanan Speaks Out==
Pat Buchanan, the noted American theologian who heads the Anti-Semitic Singing Department at the University of the South, has written the following about the Protocols:
==Dylan's Step-by-Step Plan for World Domination==
* Love
* Theft
* Announce that the times they are a-changin
* Seal off and take over Highway 61
* Bomb on Bomb
* Hit world with greatest hits (three volumes, including one double)
* Create Planet Waves
* Before the flood, spill blood on the tracks
* Disseminate basement tapes
* Cause a hard rain
* Assassinate John Wesley Harding
* Break just like a little girl
* Make use of the most covert weapon the motorpsycho 'nitemare', combining bad spelling, Fidel's Beard and Shower Murders, Tony Perkins hidden psycho is unleashed.
Category:Bob Dylan
Category:Conspiracies
Category:Secret societies
Category:Hoaxes
Category:Mythology
Category:History
Category:1960s
Proven Physical Hypothesis

A Proven Physical Hypothesis is an idea, concept, ideology, theory, theorem, rosterum, quantum, quality, quantity, titty, argument, mediation, delegation, United Nation, or religion that scientists in certain fields of study, often Eugenics, Forensics, Physics, Biology, Chemistry, Alchemy, Geology, Scientology, Meteorology, and Evolution, require you be fully knowledgeable and indoctrinated upon so that you may be considered a functional member of Society. If you disagree with any proven physical hypothesis, your personal knowledge in other areas may be doubted or disregarded altogether.
==To Be A Scientist (Or the Origins of PPH)==
Since the ancient Greeks became scholars of the natural world around them, ascending from the Athenian caves to sudden and striking enlightenment, Scientists have been making the best guess at what things mean, why things happen, and why women don't poop, but men do.
Often times, these scientists just know something to be true, and to question this truth, you would have to be:
*An Invalid
*An Heretic
*An Spaniard
*An Horse, elected to the Senate
Questions the law of science ushers in massive and reciprocal repercussions, most often Death or Oscricision from Society.
==Some Proven Physical Hypothesis, worthy of Repercussion==
*The Earth is Flat - Monarchs and the scientists who worked for them, even through the 21st century, believe the Earth is flat. That's just know it is, bub. Fuck your Space Program. Punishment: Disenfranchisement
*Earth Is the Center of the Universe - Ask any astronomer and they will tell you that, without a doubt, the Earth is the center of the Universe. Why else would all those things swing around us, instead of us swingin' around them? Yeah, thought so. Punishment: Being laughed at like the dork you are.
*Fire, Earth, Wind, Water, Heart: As Captain Planet will tell you, only five elements exist in the Universe. All other things are those elements, mixed in some way. Punishment: Being labelled a croney of Captain Pollution and Doctor Blight.
*Evolution - The works of the Almight Darwin have proven time and time again that the Evolutionary Theory, no matter in what form, has always bee right. All hail the Almight Darwin. Punishment: Being thrown into a den of lions.
Category:Science
Prozac

Fluoxetine hydrochloride (Prozac) is a very popular soft drink in the USA whose side effects include treatment of depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, anorexia / bulimia nervosa, penis sucking syndrome, premenstrual dysphoric disorder and itchy fingers. Fluoxetine is also used (off-label) to treat many other conditions, such as ADHD as well as ACDC. It is sold under the brand names Prozac®, Symbyax® (compounded with olanzapineneineneneinene), Fuckthem®, Pisslips® (Sweden), Thisisnotasubliminalmessage® (Argentina), Peenis® (Austria, Germany), and Fukkidoll® (Canada).
Nowadays it is used to treat just about everything under the sun. 
==Other Effects==
Compared to other popular selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, fluoxetine has a strong energizing effect. This makes fluoxetine highly effective in treatment of clinical depression and is known to lead to uncontrollable urination and untimely evaluations of the bowels. Although stimulating, it is also approved for a variety of anxiety disorders, including stealing your mother's lawn ornaments and partying with a sombrero on your head.
==Controversy==
In the late 1990s, a backlash grew against Prozac®. Prozac®'s manufacturer, Brian Peppers, earned billions from its success, and became the target of numerous massacres. Lawsuits amounting to millions were instigated, alleging the drug made users feel happy and/or caused other serious side effects. The accusations and lawsuits have been unsuccessful in stemming the prescription and use of the medication, as well as in making the accusers some of Peppers' profits. Recently, the FART (Fathers Against Remedy Tablets) considered similar controversial issues regarding Prozac® and its use in children and wild snow mice; it issued a "white box warning" (its most serious warning) for Prozac® and other antidepressants due to findings of increased happiness in some cats and Antarctic rodents on the drug.
==See also==
*Codeine
*Ritalin
*Coffee
 
Category:Drugs
Pseudocide

Pseudocide, also known as faking your own death, is when a person convinces other people that they are dead by leaving proof (of their death) and continuing life under a new identity. Committing pseudocide only works if people care that you were alive in the first place. It was originally believed that in order to fake one's own death, one had to be alive to do so, however in recent times there have been more and more documented case of Zombies, Vampires and other Undead successfully committing Pseudocide (Usually though, only in an attempt to more skillfully commit a Pseudo-Homicide. (Because they're dead they can't really commit regular Homicide)
Pseudocide is a common practice in several countries (despite being illegal and criticized by authority figures) and participants are generally put into two categories: the people who see it as merely a recreational activity and those who interpret it as an art which one must be skillful at to ultimately master by avoiding jail-time, among other things. 
==History==
Faking your death is no doubt a timeless tradition. Recently discovered cave paintings in Canada have revealed that even primitive cavemen took part in the act of pseudocide. However, pseudocide wasn't very popular back then and the situation certainly didn't get any better throughout the next few thousand years. Things began to look up with the arrival of playwright William Shakespeare.
Shakespeare himself was no stranger to pseudocide; he had already faked his own death twice before he began writing plays. Presumably inspired by self-experience, Shakespeare began to have characters in his plays fake their own deaths, most notably Juliet from Romeo and Juliet, who takes a temporary coma-inducing drug to avoid marrying a man named Paris. The Elizabethian public were thrilled with and inspired by this new idea, and began to try it out for themselves. "Pseudo fever" made its way to Spain with the help of Francis Drake and the English Armanda. In his spare time, Drake demonstrated the activity to his enemies (it's that addictive!). Meanwhile, American tribes were starting to practice pseudocides themselves. Details of this are sketchy but nevertheless point to one conclusion: faking your own death is a skill that man was born with and a skill that man will develop.
==Motives==
==Methods==
Here are some of the most common ways to fake your own death:
*Throw a mannequin in a lake
*Smear baby blood on the walls of your home
*Go to the New York Zoo and don't come back
*Pretend to become a Jersey Shore addict
*Hang your twin brother
*Blame it on a wizard 
==Books==
Several books on pseudocide have also been released, however all authors of these books are dead.
The most notable of these are Pseudocide for Dummies (pictured), which sold 19 million copies the weekend it hit the shelves, and How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found by Doug Richmond. The latter was also adapted into a play which won many awards.Doug Richmond's entire estate was bequeathed to a 'Douglas Jones' 
==Conclusion==
Pseudocide is fun. Give it a go!
==See Also==
*Suicide
*Corpse
==Footnotes==
Category:Dead
Psycho Mantis

Hmm! I see you are reading this article, am I right? Know this - I know and feel your every thought, for I am Psycho Mantis!
This is no trick. IT'S TRUE POWER. You don't believe me? Very well. I can see the title of the magazine next to you, you filthy person--and I can see those thoughts of yours… about your own mother, too. Disgusting. You are a human parasite, overwhelmed by your instinctual desire to spread one's seed. You also have not saved often. You are very careless. Would you like to walk the long hard road again, if you die? I thought not.
What else…? Oh yes. Use both hands when scrolling, it's only respectful. Sickening little gene-spreader, breeding like an animal. Anyway. You like video games, I am sure of that. Do you like Metal Gear? Don't believe me? I can feel you don't believe me. You think it is some random person typing this out. Your cynicism is refreshing, but unrewarding. I shall continue! You also enjoy table tennis and secretly looking up porn on the net or viewing the web pages of sex shops and you do a little kitten huffing every weekend! How do you feel about my power now?!
You don't like table tennis? I can see into your mind, your deepest wants, your deepest fears. I am in a better position to know than you with all your suppressed complexes and memories.
Oh, you wish to know about me? Well, then... I shall tell you. I wear this mask to allow me to filter out thoughts forcing their way into my mind, I do not like fire, and my favorite celebrity is Marilyn Manson. You also think this page should have a quote on it from whomever the latest celebrity to be parodied on this website may be, but why should I give that to you? You sicken me. WHERE is your memory card?
I reach into your very thoughts, and you still don't believe…? 
Very well. I shall show you the true extent of my power! 
I shall now blind you to the arousing Snake/Otacon yaoi embedded in the rest of this article! 
I can see your every desire, reader - I am PSYCHO MANTIS!!!''
I shall now demonstrate my power!!
Did you see any arousing Snake/Otacon yaoi? No? And you tried highlighting the blank space and then the entire article, didn't you? There.
Do you believe me now? Can you feel my power now?!
Very well. The demonstration...is over!!
==See Also==
*Big Boss
Category:Metal Gear
Category:Biggest Fuck-Ups of All Time
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
Category:Articles written in the first person
Psychologists

The Psychologists is an American metal band. 
They were most notable for their album "So how the fuck does that shit make you feel?"
==Starting Up==
 
The band met at a Hello Kitty convention in Los Angeles, where lead singer Joss Hosanna handed out fliers to a public Orgy. Any person who then arrived at the orgy would automatically be in the band. This is a popular technique in starting a metal band, and is still used today.
The members chose the name for the band through a rigorous process of opening the Oxford English Dictionary and choosing the first word they see as the name.
==Founding Members==
* Joss Hosanna: Vocals
* Peter Hack: Backup Vocals and Other General Screaming
* Lax Pax: Lead Guitar and Other Distortion Effects
* John Kakpa: Bass Guitar
*' Ian Hanna': Drums
==Initial Reactions==
Their first album You Have To Make The Fucking Choice was released in 1997. Although it was popular among royalty, it failed to catch the eye of their target audience: Kids who want to scare their parents.
Reviews for the album were mixed. GothMusic.com gave it the prestigious "Seven Seals of Approval" award, while Smudged Makeup Magazine gave it the embarrassing "Claude Debussy's Lovemusic" stamp.
It wasn't until their next album, "So How The Fuck Does That Shit Make You Feel", that The Psychologists began to make a real name for themselves.
==Albums==
The band has released only two albums as of yet.
 The Psychologists' Albums
Title 	Cover	Year	Most Popular Track
You Have To Make The Fucking Choice 	 	1997	Just Give Me The Pills
So How The Fuck Does That Shit Make You Feel	 	2004	Hmm, Semen Cakes
==Trivia==
* Joss Hosanna's father disowned him when he found out that Joss burnt down the house and murdered his baby brother. Hosanna later stated that his father's reaction was "totally uncalled for."
* Although John Kakpa denied all accusations of incest, he did state that he is pro bestiality. 
* The band is very much aware of hygiene, and they have stated that they always wash their hands before and after a show which would involve eating feces.
* Paris Hilton loves them. Occasionally they get together to swap vomit.
* Lax Pax occasionally uses a sharpened crucifix to fatally stab people who make fun of his name.
* Ian Hanna has a doctorate degree in musicology. He only plays the drums because '"fuck you, Ms. Lamen."
==See also==
* Psychology
* Metal
* Noise
* Music
Category:Bands That Your Mom Secretly Listens To While You're At Work/School/Whatever It Is You Do During The Day
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Pubbians

The Pubbians are a special subspecies of orangutans wearing clever human disguises. They are unique in that they are born as middle-aged drunkards and never leave their natural habitat, the pub.
Pubbians are recognized as those people you never see either entering or leaving a pub. They are always there, no matter what time it is, and the more venerable members are characterized by the fact, that the pint they are holding has become part of their body. They are individually fiercely protective of their territory, guarding their favourite chair at the bar with barbarous zealotry. When you attempt to communicate, they will respond in an unintelligeble dialect, and they can smell sobriety, growing extremely aggressive if they sense that you are not sufficiently drunk. The Pubbian language is also unique in that it can only be understood when you are drunk, and will not make sense once you get sober again.
There has been a controversial dispute among scientists concerning Pubbian philosophy. Those who have studied the Pubbians in their own natural environment claim that the True Pubbians know the meaning of life, while others claim that they are Oscar Wilde's personal army. A small group of scientists claimed that Pubbians are just a lot of drunken idiots, but these scientists disappeared mysteriously...
== History and Controversy ==
Pubbians are said to have existed forever in the land currently known as Ireland. A unique civilization in that they simply materialized inside a pub in what later became Dublin, and are said to have invented snooker and beer before they discovered the existence of fire. Since then more pubs have materialized out of nowhere all around the world.
They arrived in America before the Vikings and Columbus, but never actually discovered it on account of never leaving their pubs.
The estimated number of Pubbians spread throughout the world is said to be between 80435 and five billions, depending on who you ask.
Their recent conquests include the Moon, Mars, and possibly Pluto, which might be used to cool their beer supply.
There has been another source of controversy, which is the question of whether they were on the moon before the United States, but NASA have done everything in their power to evade the subject.
Category:Mammals
Category:Fauna of Ireland