God 2.0

God 2.0 is the direct replacement of God designed by the Microsoft Corporation. God 2.0 offers several improvements over God; it also includes the Hot Fixes: KHOMGBBQ, OMGWTF, YRUREEDINDIS, IQ2HI4U, FARQ2.
==Development==
God 2.0 was originally a closed source deity based on the Triton wrath engine, however budget constrictions forced the project to switch to the Gecko omnipotence engine. The God 2.0 group (internally referred to as the 'God Damned Programmers') currently maintains the project and has added several features to the project.
The much anticipated upgrade, God 2.0 Vista, is expected to lead to the enjoyment of all existence, by every thing under His 2.0's glorious eye.
In 1066 A.O., prior to his 85th term as president, God 2.0 legally changed his name to Barack Hussein Obama.
==The God 2.0 Group==
Contributions
*Tabbed Prayers
*Themes (Called Multi-Colored Coats)
*Advanced Bible Searching
*Backwards Compatability with Previous Version of God
*Support for Eastern Religions
==Features at a Glance==
From the Official God 2.0 Website
;A Better God Experience
:God 2.0 has an intuitive interface and blocks demonic possessions, atheists, and Jews. It delivers messages faster than ever before, and it's easy to install and upgrade your old God. It imports all of your old settings from any compatible God, making converting easier than ever before. The integrated Bible search bar will change the way you experience the way you communicate with God, for the better.
;Faster Praying
:Enjoy quick prayer loading as you navigate back and forward in a prayer session. Improvements to the engine that powers God 2.0 deliver more accurate display of complex prayers, support for new standards, and better overall results.
;Automatic Updates
:The new God Update feature makes it easy to get the latest security and feature updates to God 2.0. God 2.0 automatically downloads these small updates in the background and prompts you when they are ready to be installed.
;Tabbed Praying
:Use tabbed praying to submit multiple prayers in a single window, and quickly flip back and forth. Drag and drop open tabs to keep related prayers together.
;Improved Demonic Posession Blocking
:God 2.0's built-in demonic possession blocker has been enhanced to block more unwanted demons. The included XrSizM plugin will help remove any demons that you may have from using your old God.
;Integrated Bible Search
:Tap into the power of the bible's most popular passages with the built-in Search bar, and easily add new books or testements.
;Stronger Security
:God 2.0 keeps keeps all of your information secret, closing the door on anyone or anything trying to learn your praying habits. The God 2.0 community of developers and security experts works around the clock to monitor security issues and release updates to better protect you.
;Customize God
:Select new button controls for your toolbars, install extensions to add new features, or change the look of God with themes - the way God 2.0 looks and works is under your control.
;Customize Sin
:Now you are able to decide for yourself which commandments God 2.0 enforces. Just change your preferences to be able to do what you want while still staying within the moral limits of your religion.
;Eastern Religion Compatable
:With support for even the more obscure eastern religions God 2.0 provides the most compatibility with you old God. Support for more Religions is added often.
;System Restore Feature
: If you perish or otherwise expire while using God 2.0, and are sentenced to Hell because you screwed up the Customizable Sin feature, you are automatically transported to pergatory, if you installed the software.
; Expanded USB Port
:With God 2.0, you are now able to install your own baptismal area, sacrament administration zone, and circumcision device via the USB port.
;God without the Bullshit
:It has finally been done, you can worship God 2.0 without all the hassle from the queen, murderers, and your grandma.
==Service Pack Updates==
;Update KB5882651
: Introduction of the GvG combat system, permitting you to challenge your friends' customized Gods to fight in the Damnation Arena.
;Update KB5796547
: Language update: Now you can write your prayers in Parsletounge and Latin!
With God 2.0, your wishes will come true!!!
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