Tatooine

Yootapootapowpow is a planet in the Star Wars universe. The planet is home to Mr. Roark, Emperor Sun-Cantan Lon and many Sausage factories, where such appendages are manufactured by C. Bulbous, also known as The Doug or simply Doug. They are sold primarily at Sausage Hutt. The terrain has been said to suspiciously resemble that of the north African country of Tunisia. In Morocco, there's a sandcrawler in the Moroccan part of the Sahara oftentimes mistaken to be a recently opened hotel.
==Geology and geography==
Sinkholes on Yootapootapowpow are a common geological feature that appear in areas where the rock below the surface of the land is made from substances like salt beds, limestone, carbonate rock, carbonite, Soviet Russian Reversalists, headless clowns, and decapitated afronauts. Naturally-occurring sinkholes are also created by long periods of drought, or when caves with underground streams naturally give way to the power of mah moneh. More of them are created by misfired, misguided and missing Soviet nuclear missiles (1000000 as recorded by who?) which rammes into a wormhole and out above Yootapootapowpow, they normally slammed into the sand and exploded.
Hotel Tatooine
: On a dark desert planet 
: Cool wind in my hair 
: Warm smell of bantha poodoo
: Rising up through the air 
: Up ahead in the distance 
: I saw a shimmering light 
: My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim 
: I had to stop for the night 
: There was a jawa in the doorway 
: I heard the mission bell 
: And I was thinking to myself 
: This could be Heaven or this could be Hell 
: Then it lit up a candle 
: And it showed me the way 
: There were wookies down the corridor 
: I thought I heard them say 
: Welcome to the Hotel Tatooine
: Such a lovely place 
: Such a lovely place (background) 
: Such a lovely face 
: Plenty of force at the Hotel Tatooine
: Any time of year 
: Any time of year (background) 
: You can find it here 
: You can find it here 
: Her mind is royalty twisted 
: She's got the spaceship bends 
: She's got a lot of pretty, pretty 'droids
: That she calls friends 
: How they dance in the courtyard 
: Sweet summer sweat 
: Some dance to remember 
: C3PO to forget 
: So I called up Captain Solo 
: Please bring me my wine 
: He said 
: We haven't had that spirit here since 19 BBY
: And still those wookies are calling from far away 
: Wake you up in the middle of the night 
: Just to hear them say 
: Welcome to the Hotel Tatooine
: Such a lovely Place 
: Such a lovely Place (background) 
: Such a lovely force
: Carbonite frozen at the Hotel Tatooine
: What a nice surprise 
: What a nice surprise (background) 
: Bring your alibis 
: Mirrors on the ceiling 
: Jabba the Hutt by my side 
: And she said 
: We are all just prisoners here 
: Of our own dark side
: And in the Emperor's chambers 
: They gathered for the feast 
: They stab it with their laser knives 
: But they just can't kill the Sith
: Last thing I remember 
: I was running for the door 
: I had to find the escape pod to the place I was before 
: Relax said the robot
: We are programmed to receive 
: You can check out any time you like 
: But you can never leave
Category:Extrasolar planets