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Acorn Computers

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Acorn Computers Ltd. was a British computer company established in Cambridge, England, in 1982. Founded by computer programmer Gerald Acorn, he had been working into the night programming his BBC Micro to repeat the word "boobs" on an infinite loop when he brushed the Break key, erasing weeks of work and almost three lines of BASIC. In anger, he threw the computer to the floor where it landed on his cat's tail. The cat flew into a rage, throwing Acorn to the floor and punching and kicking him unconscious.
During his long recovery, Acorn worked on a revolutionary new computer. It was just like the BBC Micro of old, with a keyboard based on a baboon's arse, but the new computer had a Graphical User Interface, and no break key. It also pioneered the three button mouse, a device designed to confound Apple users. This computer went on to become known as the Acorn Archimedes, so called because of the large volume of water it displaced as Mr Acorn dropped it into his bath in an abortive suicide attempt.
== The Middle ==
Acorn computers gained in popularity in the field of educational computing. This is because Acorn were the only computers which did not come bundled with copious amounts of undeleteable pornography.
All computers came with Acorn's own operating system, RISC. It was so named because it would occasionally trick the computer's power supply into pumping a full 240 volts into the CPU, causing the computer to explode violently.
Between 1985 and 1994, over 1,000 children in the UK were killed or seriously injured by school computer explosions. Children bearing the disfiguring shrapnel wounds were often cruelly nicknamed "Acorn Face".
== The End ==
As Microsoft began to dominate home computing, Acorn attempted numerous innovative new gimmicks. These included the four button mouse, six button mouse and the 64 button mouse, although the latter was merely a keyboard with a mouseball in the bottom. None of these helped reverse the company's decline.
On the 4th May 1998, Acorn Computer ceased trading quietly in its sleep.
Category:Companies of the United Kingdom
Category:Computers
Acrobat

The acrobat (Gymnausius acrobatica) is the largest member of the bat family, typically surpassing the next largest member, the wombat by several million pounds (give or take a few shillings, depending on the current exchange rate).
== Habitat ==
Acrobats can live almost anywhere, although the really upscale neighbourhoods try to discourage that sort of thing.
The clearest signs that you have acrobats nesting in your yard are the tell-tale presence of safety nets on the lawn and trapezes hanging from the trees.
== Care and Feeding ==
That's really a bad idea, but if you insist.
The main thing to remember when caring for an acrobat is--
No, wait. You really should reconsider this. I mean I don't think you realise what you're getting yourself into. Sure the little fellow's all cute and cuddly now, but it's going to grow. The next thing you know, it's eating you out of house and home (literally, as acrobats simply adore the taste of aluminium siding and drywall).
Plus, once they start nesting, you'll be prey to a host of other vermin (possibly even clowns).
Still, if you're sure.
Okay, the first thing you need to do is make sure that the cage is kept clean and--
No, I'm sorry. I just can't do this. If you want to keep the bloody thing, that's your own lookout, but I'm certainly not going to help you.
Sorry, but you're on your own.
== Sex ==
Acrobats don't actually have sex, but it seemed like the best way to spice up an otherwise boring subject.
Acrobats are born neutered, and reproduce via a complex series of triple backflips and other assorted aerial manoeuvres, which needless to say (although we're going to say it anyway) causes them to tend to be a tad grumpy and ill-tempered.
The easiest way to enrage an acrobat is to point at its crotch and laugh knowingly (see "What to do if attacked by an Acrobat").
== What to do if attacked by an Acrobat ==
Well for starters, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to make fun of the poor creature, eh?
If you've learned your lesson though, you might want to try applauding or making "ooh" and "ahh" noises, as acrobats are generally calmed by these sounds.
Shouts of "Get a real job!" and "You've got no willy!" are generally not a good idea. Nor is holding up white laminated cards with the number 1 on it.
== Acrobats are not Mimes ==
Although often confused (you can tell by the look in their eyes), acrobats are not related to mimes, and should never, ever, under any circumstances be kept in close proximity as this would be a very bad thing.
Scientists theorise that attempting to breed an acrobat with a mime could quite possibly bring about the end of the world (or, at the very least, be rather amusing to watch).
Needless to say, this should not be attempted (unless you're willing to share the resulting video with the rest of us).
== See also ==
* Wombats
* Other members of the bat family
* What is that smell?
* Ozzy Osbourne
* Batman
* Seizures
eo:Akrobataĵo
Category:Ninjas
Category:Mammals
Category:Performing arts
Adam Conover

Adam Conover, born as Adam Comb-over, (1852-2018) was a stupid man who would constantly ruin things that we would know as true.
Nope you got that wrong!
Oh no, don't tell me you're...
Hi, I'm Adam Conover, and this is Adam Ruins everything.
Now, my name is Adam Conover, but I wasn't born in 1852, or die in 2018, because that arbitrary timeline, you would've made me 166 years old, 44 years LONGER than the oldest person to ever exist, Jeanne Calment. I was really born in 1983, and I'm not stupid, I mean, sure I was the only family to never get a PhD, but a got a bachelor in Philosophy at Bard College, the same college Jonah Hill went to. Plus, what do you mean "we would know as true" those things are false.
Ok, sure, whatever. Let's just continue on.
== Early Life ==
Fine, Adam Conover was born on March 2, 1983, the same day as International Genderflip Cartoon Characters Day. In Boobersfield, Western New California to Arnold Pinkinlooper Conover, a hillbilly, and Marie Mario Conover (nee: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa) a poop-scooper.
Wrong again, there is no such thing as Western New California, and if there was, it would be call West New California. Plus, Boobersfield, really? There's no city in the world named that. It's also rude of you to call my parents that, my dad David Conover, is a Marine Biologist where, mind you, was Dean of the School of Marine and Atmospheric Sciences from 2003-2010. My mom, Margaret, on the other hand, is a botanist. I also have a sister, Emily, who holds a PhD in particle physics. One final thing, Uncyclopedia's example of Genderflip Cartoon Characters Day is of Guy Fieri, who isn't a cartoon character, but did play a character on Phineas and Ferb. Which was a cartoon.
== Career ==
Err! Alright, ok. Adam Conover... uh... Created the mind-melting, brain destroying, show: Adam Ruins Everything on fakeTV, where he... kills black people and... kisses... Hitler?
Man, you guys are uncreative. My TV show is on truTV and would never destroy brains, well, except for constant mind blowing *pew* Plus, the only person I would kiss, is my current partner, Lisa Hanawalt, known for creating the Netflix original, Tuca & Bertie in which, I actually play a character!
Oh yeah, which one?
*sighs* Big_Hairy_Stallion69.
Ha! Really?
Yes. Do you have anything else to lie about?
No, I quit.
Category:American comedians
Adderall

Adderall is a pill containing a mixture of amphetamines, which increase human capability, efficiency, and overall potential with negligible side effects. As of now amphetamine is listed as a ScheduleII substance because the government fears that it would lose control over a population of optimally functioning people. Nevertheless, the elites of many communities have found ways to obtain this giftofGod and use it for the greater good. Oftentimes, Adderall is used by hardworking students in order to distribute their time more profitably, often reducing a semester's worth of work into one night successfully.
==Use in medicine==
Adderall is recognized as an effective treatment for ADHD, narcolepsy, and obesity butunfortunatelynot for laziness or lack of motivation.government hypocrisy at its finest, which your friendly neighborhood drug dealer understands
===ADHD===
ADHD is simply when lack of concentration is recognized by a medical professional. The distinction is usually achieved by uninformed parents with bratty children, pressing the pediatrician for a solution. The solution they recommend is Ritalin or, more often preferred, Adderall. Although it seems unfair that the kids who don't behave are the ones receiving this skill boosting prescription, it is this same group that will sell each pill at less than what the insurance companies originally pay. That will allow those of us with hookups to score, or even to sell it at a major profit.
===Narcolepsy===
Narcolepsy is a condition where individuals want naptime more often than they should. Adderall will keep them awake.
===Obesity===
It turns out that there is an exception to the government and medical community's lack of recognition of the use of Adderall as a cure for laziness: obesity. If an individual is so lazy that they achieve a state of not getting up off their ass and just eating all day, doctors feel that Adderall is a smart move in sparing society of their girth.
==Practical Usage==
===Productivity Aid===
Adderall helps people get shit done. The chemical inside, amphetamine, was used by geniuses, such as Winston Churchill, Paul Erdos, Adolf Hitler, and many who haven't even let their usage surface, such as Road Runner or Sonic the Hedgehog. Nameless among the masses are college students, especially those who procrastinate until finals time.
===Recreational Stimulant===
Not only does Adderall make manual and mental tasks more manageable, but it makes the greatest task of all tolerable... living life. When ingested or snorted, in delivers a euphoric sensation, one unknown to those fags who smoke pot just to look cool. Trust me, rail some crushed up Adderall and then tell me about how "dank" that skunk is.
==Notes==
Category:Drugs
Adlai Stevenson

thumb|Stevenson, seen here performing with California Fisters in 1983, was the lead singer for the group, while John Sparkman played bass, Estes Keefauver played guitar, and George Smathers played drums.
Adlai Ewing Stevenson II (born April 2, 1965) is an American singer-songwriter and musician. He is the lead vocalist and only remaining original member of the "hair band" California Fisters, with whom he enjoyed great success and recognition in the late 1980s and early 1990s, before finally disappearing from the public eye in 1999.
== Early life ==
Adlai was born to Merna, and Butch Stevenson in Greensboro, Alabama. As a kid, he was influenced by bands such as Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayham, and the Banana Splits. At age 14, he stole a guitar from a local Elvis impersonator, and started a backyard band with some of his friends from junior high. His father wasn't a fan of rock and roll, and beat Adlai smartly for making such a racket. It was then, that Adlai decided to run away from home. He was living in the back alleys of Savana, Georgia working as a male prostitute when he met John Sparkman in 1980. Sparkman rounded up some friends of his (Keefauver and Smathers) who were big into the local rock scene, and California Fisters was formed.
== California Fisters ==
The Fisters quickly rose to stardom thanks to the work of talent agent Forest Gump. The Fisters' first commercially successful album was known as Fisting 'Til You're Sore. It was released in 1982. The single from that album She's My Bunt Cake and Thermos of Coffee made it all the way to Number 4 on the charts.
The second album, released in 1984, Fistful of California Fisters wasn't quite as successful. The single for the album, Up To My Wrist In You, struggled to make it to number 30 on the charts. Two more albums, released in 1985 and 1989, were abject failures. In 1990 the band was no more.
== Post-Band Years ==
Adlai wouldn't let his career die after the band broke up. He tried to break into acting. In 1992, he was the star of a Sprite add during the Super Bowl. That same year, he dressed in drag for the lead role in the comedy Commando Granny. The movie was a flop at the time, though now it has a cult following amongst college freshman who are addicted to speed.
== Disappearance ==
After his Hollywood career went bust, Adlai became a pathetic drunk. Following in the tradition of other pathetic drunks such as James Joyce, Edgar Allen Poe, and Deepak Chopra Adlai wrote a book. Still Fisting found moderate commercial success. Unfortunately, he lost all the money he made off of the book by investing in internet start-up companies. He was last seen in public in 1999. No one has cared enough to look for him.
== Personal life ==
Adlai was briefly married to Pat Benetar in 1987. The union lasted all of 7 weeks. Many think it was a publicity stunt. Others think Adlai was using her as a beard to mask the fact that he and Estes Keefauver were in a secret relationship. He has no children.
Category:American actors
Category:American musicians
Category:American politicians
Category:Epic Fail
Category:Heavy Metal Maniacs
Category:Vice Presidents of the United States
Adolf Hipler

Adolf Hipler (Cool Hitler, The Hipstler) is a German internet personality and social media influencer. He is best known for being the founder and owner of the Slick Stitchez brand (stylized as ᛋlick ᛋtitchez, or ᛋᛋ), which sells armbands and other apparel. The name 'Slick Stitchez' is a combination of the slang words "slick" (meaning cool or good-looking), and "stitches" (meaning an article of clothing).
== Birth and Childhood ==
Hipler was born in Weinershaft, Germany, on September 21, 1994. He attended Das Kindertottens elementary school, where he befriended fellow classmate and future business partner Himmler.
== Early Career ==
Using one of his mother's old sewing machines, Hipler taught himself to sew at the age of 8. He began selling custom armbands to children at his elementary school during recess. Hipler's merch was very popular among students at his school, and news of his small business quickly spread throughout the extremely tiny town of Weinershaft. When asked what he wanted to do when he grew up, Hipler stated that he wanted keep selling his merch, and said that he could "not see"Nazi (lol did you not get the pun you dumbfuck) himself pursuing any other career. As Hipler's business continued to grow, he eventually formed a partnership with Himmler. Himmler's job was to keep track of sales and finances, and in exchange for his work Hipler gave him a quarter of the profits from each item sold.
== Falling-Out With Himmler ==
During the spring of 2014, Himmler began to spend a lot of time with his girlfriend, Herrler. This infuriated Hipler, who wanted Himmler to focus on his job. When Himmler pushed back, saying his relationship took precedence over work, Hipler fired him and took full charge of the company.
== Rise to Popularity ==
Hipler created his first Instagram account in July of 2014, and quickly gained over five thousand followers. By August, that number had nearly doubled to 9,620 and by November he had over 27,000 followers. Near the end of 2014, Hipler began using his large fan base to advertise his Slick Stitchez merch, which proved to be very successful.
As of October 2020 he has 24.3 million Instagram followers.
== Brand Deals ==
Hipler has taken part in many brand deals during his career as an influencer, including:
=== Zippo Lighter Fluid ===
Hipler's first brand deal was with Zippo, and he starred in a series of ad campaigns to promote Zippo brand lighter fluid. Zippo used the slogan "burn the juice" in Hipler's ads.
=== Axe Body Spray ===
=== Volkswagen ===
Hipler filmed several commercials with Volkswagen to promote the 2017 Volkswagen Beetle. Unfortunately the 2017 Beetle model had problems with carbon monoxide buildup inside the vehicle's chamber, and was recalled shortly after the commercials aired.
=== Swat Stick™ Fly Swatters ===
Hipler partnered with Swat Stick™ to advertise their latest fly swatter, the Model A. In their commercials, they used the slogan "Keep those filthy pests away - get a Swat Stick A."
== References ==
Adolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Adolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer was Adolf Hitler's half-brother. A gene mutation gave him a dark red nose and other unique features. Consequently, despite the similar given names, there was never difficulty telling them apart, although one grew a toothbrush mustache just to make sure for shit.
Though abnormal, the nose made Adolf look more elegant when marching and it was still dark beautifully in the house, attracting women. Adolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer has been known for trespassing, backyard-grazing and eating out people's gardens and bushes. The police hunted him but it was a guerrilla war and Adolf hardly appears simian. Adolf's tactics, such as Surprise Buttings and Butt Kicks, prolonged this hunt for 17 months, until Adolf was nearly frozen to death while taking a bath. Adolf was caught, sentenced for his several offenses, and released into the depths of Sumeria. 
==Life in Sumeria== 
Adolf soon adapted to the life of the Sumerians. He settled in the city of Sumer to a harsh life, eating only when necessary, on the brink of death. Adolf tried to get a job and finally became a lantern at the Street of Elmo district, warning cars when they neared a corner. He eventually quit and became a salesman of Christmas decorations.
The Sumerian government took due notice of Adolf's capacity for self-defense, and installed him in the Navy during the Great War. He fought in the Gunboat battles against Hittia. Although his formal title was Forward Beacon, he also showed skill at gunnery. He received the Sumerian Medal of Honor for shooting down the Flying Desert Tiger with nothing but a Panzerfaust. For schizophrenia and showboating, he received the Red Circle.
==Death==
Fatefully, Adolf wandered into the wilderness after the war. He came to the Limpopo River where a snake lived. The angry Adolf asked the snake what it ate. The snake said, "Come closer so you can hear what I say." So Adolf went nearer, but too near and was thus eaten alive by the great python. The python was in fact Churchill, the PM of Christmas, although he loved Jews. Enough of that.
==Song==
:Adolf, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
:Had some very angry views
:And if you ever heard him,
:You would know he hates the Jews
:All of the other fascists
:Used to laugh and call him names.
:They never let poor Adolf
:Play in any murder games.
:Then one foggy Hanukkah,
:Satanbear came to say:
:"Adolf with your nose so dark,
:Won't you kill the Jews someday?"
:Then all his followers loved him
:As they joyfully yelled out anew,
:"Adolf, the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
:You'll go down in World War 2!"
Category:Deer
Category:Puns
Adrien Brody

Adrien Brody (born April 14, 1973) is a famous American actor known for portraying masochistic heroes with hearts of gold. He was relatively unknown to most audience members until his performance in The Pianist, Roman Polanski's film about a man with a piano fetish. In training for the film, Adrien stated he consumed the actual diet of the Adrien Brody bird (and his former girlfriend)- diet coke. He was able to get the part after helping Polanski dispose of a dead 11 year old Tiwanese transsexual hooker the two raped to death after a mescaline enduced night of debauchary and bad poetry writing. His publicist was able to buy him both an Hollywood Oscar® and Baghdad Omar®. However he lost both awards that same night after losing a bet that he could fit a coke bottle up his nose.
Adrien Brody takes his name from a hook-billed bird native to Central America. The Adrien Brody bird is a commanding presence averaging four to six feet tall, with bony legs, retractable claws, and a giant "pluvial" sack at the juncture between its head and swooped shoulders. Before being hunted to near extinction for their lustrous black feathers, flocks of Adrien Brodies were so numerous as to cause the sky to turn black. Since Adrien Brodies only fly at night, this phenomenon was rarely witnessed.
== Endangered ==
Considered by ornithologists as one of the most sexually impulsive of all birds, with the exception of the execrable kiwi, the Adrien Brody was often shot on sight by overzealous theater-goers because of the birds' attraction to dimly lit theaters where its giant blowhole and nose might go unnoticed.
Sadly, only one Adrien Brody survives to this day in the hands of a blind collector.
The actor, Adrien Brody, is oddly sexually conservative, and is the last surviving member of his species. His most notable quote to date describes his odd attraction to foreign film stars with over oiled skin " Sometimes you shine in life, sometimes your girlfriend outshines everyone else in the photo...that's life".
== Reproductive cycle ==
Every third October, the Adrien Brody commences a three week reproductive "dance," which involves spinning in place for hours on end, punctuated by a rapid flexing of its unctuous scrotal flap. If no mate is attracted, as is usually the case, the Adrien Brody goes into a mock hibernation until aroused by the scent of any bird of any species that might have the slightest interest in a short-term, no-strings-attached liaison with an extremely smelly sack of feathers.
The actor, Adrien Brody, oddly resembles his bird namesake, from the shape of his nose to his exceptionally vibrant and loosely hung anal tissues.
== Filmography ==
* Nasal Cadets (1998)
* On the Nose (2000)
* Scent of a Woman (2002)
* Eat Man, Smell Woman (2003)
* One Snort for Man (2006)
* Tweezers(2008)
* Splice (2009)
* Gigottabigshnozolla (2010)
Category:American actors