The Tickling Man's Origin

It all happened near the end of WW2 somewhere in United Kingdom. Man by the name of Johan Günsche summoned the devil by placing 5 candles, drawing inverted pentagram and saying in german backwards: "ALL HAIL CTHULHU!ALL HAIL CTHULHU!ALL HAIL CTHULHU!"The entity appeared and asked: "What do you want, mortal?" Johan said: "I want to become immortal to haunt United Kingdom so they can feel my pain. I hate this world and everyone around it, except Adolf Hitler. He killed those stupid Jews. "Devil said:" If you want to become immortal, give me 4 victims and I will grant your wish." Johan started to kill 4 people. Luckily he had silencer pistol, knife and 3 grenades since he was a soldier. First victim was a poor 16 years old girl. Johan pretended to be sick and hurt. Girl sent him to her home. She said: "I know. I had parents. They died when I was 14. Luckily, I have food that I had from my money that I saved for. Do you want pancakes with strawberry on it? "Johan said: "Yes!" He enjoyed eating pancakes that he thought:"Damn, they are so good. "After he ate them, he murdered a girl by stabbing her at back and put it on her head. Next victims were 9 years old boy and his mother. After they watched a movie. Johan followed them until they went into the park. He asked them if they want to help him making a movie. They accepted. He thought:"Idiots!" They went to abandoned house and went to a basement. Boy was scared. Jonah said: "They is nothing to be scared of. You have me and your mother. "He told them to stay under the stone stairs. He threw grenade, but he said it was a fake grenade. It exploded then mother and boy died. He took their bodies to their cars while no one was seeing him. Last victim was a soldier. He was just about to exit a store where bought a comic and a book to read. Johan asked him:"Can you come to my house something?" Soldier accepted. They went into the same house where he killed last victims. He shot with silencer gun. He disguised as a soldier and took a body of him. He came where he summoned the devil. He gave him bodies, but before devil grant Johan a wish, police came and put him to jail where he was about to be executed. His last words were: "This whole world is boring and full of arrogant people. "When he died, devil grant him a wish. Johan transformed into a goblin like creature with long grey hair, arms and legs. He said that he will haunt Leeds for what have they done to him. 19 years later, a 17 years old girl that came from school found a posters of missing people. Her name was Sarah. She told her friends about it. They found out it was behind all of this Johan Günsche. They found out his weakness. It was from poison dart frog. They had a poisoned arrows and they shot him and he felt pain. They started to fight back and he said: "This is the last time you saw me, The Tickling Man. "Sarah's friend, Taylor said: "What an stupid name." He shout The Tickling Man and he pretended to be dead. People saw him and said: "Who is this?" They put his body into coffin threw it on the river.19 years later. Sarah got a child by the name of John. When he was 14,he saw Jonah, who is now The Tickling Man, kill his mother. He ran away, but Taylor saved him from The Tickling Man.19 years later, John meets our main protagonist and dies in the hands of The Tickling Man.
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