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Cream soda

Cream soda, or Piss as they call it in Texas, is usually made in men's restrooms and urinals. Very few women such as Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez have been known to drink Cream Soda. This drink has been favored by the Los Angeles Police Department, Dr. Dre, and Pig Farmers.
Cream Soda is made in Men's Restrooms located in Wal-Marts and Chinese Restaraunts throughout the West Coast of North America. 
==The Process of Making Cream Soda==
*Step Numero Uno- Urine is released from the Penis
*Step Numero Dos- The Urine is placed in a blender with Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice
*Step Numero Tres- The smelly concoction is placed in a freezer overnight for extra flavor
Yay! The Cream Soda is finally finished.
== The Invention of Cream Soda ==
Cream Soda was invented in 1229 ad. by George W. Bush. He took a quick wee on a rock and decided to taste it. He added Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice and invented Cream Soda. 
He spread his finding throughout the world on eBay selling the recipe for $19.99. The A&W and N&G Soda Companies bought this wonderful revolutionary concoction and sold it to hobos and Stockbrokers like Ewan McGregor, and Ronald McDonald.
Today, Cream Soda varies from country to country. In the U.K, restauraunts serve it as Root Beer with a dollop of Ice Cream in it. In Yugoslavia, they serve it with a dollop of cat feces in it.
== The Vodkum Rumor ==
The N&G Soda Company released news of Barq's Root Beer Company putting Vodkum (Vk as in the Idiotic Table of Elements ) In their Cream Soda and other beverages. The Vodkum created an alcoholic vodka feeling their soda. 
This rumor was found to be true. Barq's Root Beer now contains Nutellum to balance the flavor out. The Nutellum enhances flavor and sharpness to the drink. After the new element was introduced to the beverage, Mtv unusually gave the "Worst Actress Award" to Barq's Cream Soda instead of Jeniffer Lopez.
==Hitler's Run in With Cream Soda==
Hitler discovered Cream Soda by his mate, Erwin Rommel. Rommel introduced the drink to Hitler by accidentally wiz on Hitler's Reitag wall. Hitler forced Rommel to lick it off, and found it to be absolutley delicous. 
== Hitler Advetisements ==
Hitler quit the job of being Germany's Fuhrer and decided to go in the Advertisment Industry. There, he grew a relationship with MUG Root Beer. 
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Creativity

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The Creativity you were searching for do not appear to be available at this time, nor does it look like it will ever be.
I can edit a Error 404 page! This is awsome!!!
Check to see if there has been some hardware or software problems that may have caused the error, though we don't think you'll find anything wrong.
If the lack of creativity is causing urgent inconveniences, please try the following:
*Reload this page until Creativity is found.
*Look on another website that isn't filled with crap
*Become creative yourself.
*Press the Random Page button.
If you are still suffering problems, call for technical assistance. We did. It didn't work. They were too uncreative. 
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Cross-dressing

Cross-dressing is the immoral and perverted act of dressing any particular salad with incompatible condiments. 
==Cross-dressers Through the Ages==
===Julius Caesar===
In 44 BCE, Caesar allegedly ordered mayonnaise on the Roman salad which today bears his name. For this gastronomic crime (and others), he was assassinated with extreme prejudice. 
===Jesus Christ===
In 33 AD, Jesus decided to have a light vinaigrette on a Greek salad as His last meal whilst being crucified. Apocryphal stories have widely circulated that He accidentally dropped the salad on top of Peter's head when He gave up the ghost. This strange incident has been used ever since by the Roman Catholic Church as their primary legal basis for the institution of the Papacy. 
===Napoleon Bonaparte===
Napoleon allegedly enticed the Empress Joséphine to, quote, "C'm'ere and garnish my celery, bitch!". Needless to say, all of the major European powers were shocked and stunned by this extremely rude behavior of the penile-challenged Corsican despot. Joséphine, on the other hand, was reportedly turned on by the impromptu request, the unbridled whore. 
===Abraham Lincoln===
There are no recorded incidents of President Lincoln having practiced cross-dressing. Anything you may have read otherwise is a filthy lie. 
===Richard Nixon===
In August 1972, President Nixon allegedly had lunch at the prestigious Watergate Restaurant. Nixon reportedly sent the salad back, half uneaten. It was revealed years later that the salad was wiretapped in order to obtain secret video recordings of liberal Democratic chefs engaging in inappropriate behavior while in the act of preparing food.
===Michael Jackson===
All salad-related allegations were dropped in 2009. 
==See Also==
*Petticoating, the act of coating pâtés with incorrect toppings.
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Cross manufacturing industry

The Cross Manufacturing Industry is a powerful and vast organization of manufacturers, content producers, propaganda specialists, religious figures such as priests, popes, ministers, and so on, closely involved in influencing important events throughout history, and writing history books full of lies about the ones they couldn't affect.
==The Beginning==
The Cross Manufacturing industry's beginning , unfortunately, is lost in the mists of history. However, it is well known that the cross as we know it today
is a relatively recent development in a vast product line. The current theory states that the Cross Manufacturing Industry played an important roll in
the creation of the Egyptian Ankh (or "handled cross"). The ankh was an Egyptian symbol of life, and was commonly seen carried by the loop by
Egyptian gods, who were also seen to hold one cross in each hand, and cross them over the Breast. This is commonly believed to be the first product
endorsement in history; However, how much the Egyptian gods were paid to endorse the ankh is not known, neither is the price at which the ankh amulets
were sold to the Egyptian population.
==Expansion==
While the order of creation is not known, the Cross Manufacturing Industry is believed to hold trademarks (through devious means) on various symbols including
the swastika, the Christian cross, the circle cross (a cross in a circle, symbol of Odin in Norse mythology), the Celtic high crosses
(originally built by contractors as part of a nation wide advertising campaign), the Labarum, and all current symbols involving crosses or near crosses. This can also be seen in the anti-cross, or crossed out button used in Microsoft operating systems to exit an application.
They also created and own rights to many other religious symbols like the fish and the word fnord.
==Activities==
right|thumb|Prior to the establishment of an organized cross-manufacturing industry, many convicts were asked to just play along.
The activities and plots of the Cross Manufacturing industry are much too far reaching and numerous to be covered in a short encyclopedia article; however you can assume that if it involves a symbol they own, they're thickly involved in it (the red cross, pirate ships (the skull and crossbones), WWII and Christianity are just a few examples). 
If you wish to learn more about these plots and how to protect yourself from this powerful industry, you should send me $70 and I will send you my new book entitled The Cross Manufacturing Industry: an Expose. If you aren't completely brainwashed, you'll do this right now...before it's too late. This accurate and well researched book complete with all sorts of accurate numbers and charts and statistics will show the connections between the Cross Manufacturing Industry and the RIAA and George Bush and what you should do to stop this evil industry from infecting the minds of your children.
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Crouton

The humble crouton may be taken for granted in modern times; indeed, we give little thought to the tiny bits of bread that make possible our electric dryers, space heaters, and shoe salesmen. If the crouton is ever considered it is to remark disparagingly on how it on expensive they have become, that is, a symbol of wealth. Prior to the 17th century, however, the very concept, much less the use, of a small piece of dry or fried bread, often seasoned, was considered radical and its entertaining could be grounds for imprisonment or worse.
==Croutennii==
History has been rife with what are called crouton relatives, or croutenii (CRU-TEN-I), with the true crouton making a relatively late historical appearance. These croutenii may share one or more similarities with the true crouton but are lacking in an important way. An example is a sandstone brick, while it may be both squarish shaped and tan colored (hallmarks of a classic crouton) it is not considered a proper crouton as the planting of it produces a fruitless tree.
==Modern Croutons==
The modern crouton can first trace its history to its invention by William Forrester, not to be confused with James Forster - MA & clergyman, in 1511. Forrester, a failed doctor, writer, and generally despicable human being, awoke one night with a vision of what we now know as the crouton. Seized by an idea that was centuries before its time, Forrester passionately but unsuccessfully tried to convince the population of Britain for widespread adoption of the crouton. Unfortunately for Forrester, Britain, like the rest of the world at that time, was reliant on a competing standard of oats. This entrenched oats lobby was successful in preventing and even, briefly, prosecuting the use of crouton under the Improper Bread Derivatives Restriction act of 1551. A critically lampooned but commercially successful musical also resulted mocking Forrester and the perceived flaws of crouton use.
In 1599, both the ever apparent advantages of the crouton and the growing impossibility of maintaining a crouton-free society motivated the repeal of the hated Improper Bread Derivatives Restriction act. Since 1599, croutons have seen a continual rise in use to the almost universal application we see today.
==Croton 3000==
By the year 4000, croutons have evolved into a giant robot overlord known as Croton 3000. They long ago decided to drop the pesky 'u' in their name, as they felt it was sadly inefficient. Ironically, they had no idea what 'sadness' was. They were unaware that the 3000 made them seem as if they were 1000 years behind the times.
==External Links==
* Croutons by the Korea Herald
* http://www.british-history.ac.uk/report.asp?compid=17430
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Crowbar

A crowbar is a tavern for crows.
==History of the crowbar==
===Origins===
The first documented crowbar was recorded in Romania in 236AD by the Roman historian Bilius in his "Life in the Province of Dacia". He observed that Romanian crows were frequently to be found in the tavernae and were amongst the highest-spending non-citizens of the Roman Empire in Dacia. His observations lead most readers to believe that a typical crowbar has:
* a pool table
* a juke box with Neil Sedaka B sides
* expensive sherries
* Cuban or Burmese cigars for sale (and never to be stored in a humidor)
* light snackfoods involving pork offal or cheese
It is unclear whether the crowbar predates the Roman Empire or was a by-product of it. What is known is that a number of other specialist bars appeared between 350AD and 470AD in Dacia as well as further west in what is now France, Austria and Belgium. The emubar, sparrowbar, goosebar and magpiebar were all recorded across the northern stretches of the empire and in Egypt, the world's largest ibisbar occupied 3 acres of downtown Alexandria.
===The Dark Ages===
Between 600AD and 1976AD, the crowbar dropped off the hysterical record.
===The Modern Era===
Many cities now have an active crowbar scene. Crowbars exists in most major cities throughout Europe, the USA, Canada, The People's Republic of Rotherham, South-East Asia, and David Flair.
==Social Roles==
===Community Meeting Place===
Crows are usually eager to fly into town, sit down and discuss life, the world and everything. Work is a common topic and many business trips to farms, municipal waste dumps and business parks are discussed over copious amounts of sherry. Shooting a few rounds of pool and sharing expensive, imported cheeses around a table helps social bonding and cohesiveness. Typical evenings involve threats of violence towards outsiders should they get within 5 metres of the cheese or order sherry at the bar.
===Dos and Don'ts===
Hanging in a crowbar is safe and fun if you follow a few, simple dos and don'ts.
 
====Do====
* dress smartly. You will get no respect if you are wearing ragged clothes with holes or visible patching or have straw protruding from any pocket, sleeve, collar, etc.
* speak slowly. Crows are not human and have difficulty understanding words.
====Don't====
* play pool for money with a crow and do not win, ever
* purchase sherry at the bar
* put anything on the jukebox unless you know it is a Neil Sedaka B side
* agree to go on a date with a crow
==See also==
*Crow
*Sudoku
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Category:Bars
Cruft

Cruft is a term which describes a series of inside jokes, usually those with no redeeming value or very little of it. Cruft is generally condemned on the internet as useless and spammy. There are several different types of cruft, as described below.
==2005 cruft==
2005 cruft is a term invented by oscar wilde in 2000485778382 BC lol. it describes stuff written in the year 2005 by Oprah Winfery and Chuck Norris anywayz, oscar widlde and oprah invented it after having an arm wrestling match with Hitler and Mr. T. which lasted f 234993939399000290393929323203 yearzz and then oprah then turnd into a tree and pissd. and thazt is hwo 2005cruft came to be.
==Quotecruft==
==Listcruft==
Listcruft is a compulsive obsession with lists, and using them at every possible opportunity.
People who don't like listcruft include:
*George W. Bush
*George Dubya Bush
*Britney Spears
*Your mom
*Seamus
*Dick Cheney
*Peter Bogdanovich
*Oscar Wilde
*You
*Anonymous
*James Bond
*Dick Cheney
*John Paul Jones
*Paris Hilton
*Oscar Wilde
*Captain Obvious
*Chuck Norris
*You
*Your mom
*Bill Clinton
*Eminem
*Steve Irwin
*Adolf Hitler
*Joan Rivers
*Roger Waters
*Batman
*Tinky winky
*Abraham Lincoln
*Britney Spears
*Yakov Smirnoff
==Vanitycruft==
My teacher is a fucking fatty lol she weighs like 50000 pouns at least one time she bent over and her asshole showed and it was so gross lol. My friend laughed and the teacher said "what are you laughing at" and he said "nothing" and it was funny lol and then the next dayys she tript and it was funny!!!!!!!!!111 I have an aweomse goldfish his name is stanley and he's awesome and I totlly hear thim!!!! STEVE IS A FAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
==Sexcruft==
Sexcruft was invented during a mass orgy in 1838 when Oscar Wilde and a bunch of gays had a huge gay orgy and everyone got anally fisted and then they all orgasmed on each other and cum was everywhere and they swam in it and they all got blowjobs. Then some chicks showed up and got naked too and their boobs were showing and everyone raped them up the ass and there was bloody cum everywhere.
==Memecruft==
Memecruft is invented at OVER9000 BC When Chuck Norris Rickrolled A Bunch of grues and Mr.T, And Weegee Moved OVER 9000 Newfags' "Zig" For Great justice, Which lasted over 9000 Years!!!!111111In soviet Russia, Memecruft writes U! 
==Warcruft==
Warcruft is a war which caused the end of the world in year 1337. It is caused by sannse and is led by and chuck norris.It eventually caused cthulu to destroy the world by using his dong to impale it. over 547985632956379265976795697436579365974367985623795623795678943265786578346759862437985643796578465798436579864379856437985643798659746593 people, gays, uncyclopedians and wikians died in this massacre.
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Cryptography

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There could even be codes to break in places you wouldn't expect to find them at all! They could be hidden anywhere. Be on the lookout for them.
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Crystal meth

Crystal Meth, also known as Ice, C-Meth or Speed, is a form of lemonade. Though it contains no lemons, lemon juice, or anything remotely natural, it is still a popular beverage. 
Crystal Meth is primarily manufactured in rural areas and consumed as part of their traditional harvest ceremonies, a quaint time of celebration wherein entire families stay up for three days straight, husking and cleaning each individual kernel of wheat.
Meth was invented by farmers in Apeyard, Kentucky, after they realized the corn they grew "just didn’t get them high anymore.” They went out to barns, houses and local general stores and boiled everything they could find. Then they took a local residual sludge, and put it through an exclusive purification process involving the human kidney and copious micturation. The harvest of their own kidney stones were then sold on the black market. This is the miracle creation of methamphetamine.
==Positive Side Effects== 
*Meth improves your grades and makes you fly fighter jets better. If a crazy murderer breaks into your house and holds you hostage, you can be a good host and offer him some Meth, thus canceling her murderous intentions toward you.
*Meth is an excellent household cleaner and can also be used as dental hygiene product (since you will have fewer teeth to brush, you can spend more time on each one individually).
*When you're on Meth you can drive a truck as long as you want to.
*When smoked, the primary chemical compounds in Meth "Vitamin C" & "Good" increases lung strength & capacity. "Good" also helps with mild to chronic cases of "Bad" & "Really Shit"
*Also you will keep you and your family safe when using meth, you will spend countless hours retouching your favorite shotgun while waiting at the front door for any intruders.
==Negative Side Effects==
*Speed bumps are the result of prolonged use of speed.
*Wild sweaty orgies are completely uncommon when you are on Meth. There is absolutely no reason to mention wild sweaty orgies at this time.
*Methamphetamine has been known to cause unsightly explosions.
*The band Modern English will not Meth with you.
*You might not be able to go to some public places.
*Side effects may also include, but not limited to; chronic masturbation, scaly dick, strange sexual desires, cross dressing, stalking, breaking and entering, violent outbursts, public nudity, public masturbation, and masturbation.
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Cthulhu Tequila

Cthulhu Tequila is a premium tequila made in Arkham City, Massachusetts, owned by H.P. Lovecraft Group. It's one of the most popular tequila brands all over the world, especially during the Cthulhu Day and the Halloween.
==Composition==
Cthulhu Tequila is made only at 40.666% alcohol content. According to the label,I never believe what the bottle tags say. Cthulhu Tequila is made from the Agave tequilana plant, like any other tequila brand. The plants are grown and harvested at R'lyeh and the tequila is aged less than two months in stainless steel or oak barrels in Arkham. However, the H.P. Lovecraft Distilleries use a secret ingredient, which is called the Secret Ingredient for protection reasons. This substance gives Cthulhu Tequila its distinctive green colour, while other tequilas are white or golden. Great fans of the tequila, including Azathoth and Abdul Alhazred, claim that's the best spirit you can find.
==Controversies==
Even though Cthulhu Tequila has many loyal boozers, it causes considerable controversy. For example, many Mexicans support that a tequila made outside their countries, ain't a real tequila. In 2010, Jose Cuervo sued the H.P. Lovecraft Distilleries for copyright infringement, but unexpectedly Cthulhu destroyed their headquarters.
There are many controversies concerning health issues. Some doctors believe that Cthulhu Tequila can cause cancer, particularly when it's combined with KFC or Taco Bell. Moreover, a few cases of mutations have been reported; the victims grew tentacles and their speech closely reminded that of Cthulhu.
==Cultural references==
There are many references of Cthulhu Tequila in the media. In the song Gotta Get Me Some by Nickelback chorus sings "she smokes a little homegrown, drinks a little Cthulhu...", while the song Last Name by Carrie Underwood contains the line: "...I had no clue what I was getting into, so I blame it on the Cthulhu..."
Stephen King has stated: "Every time I lacked imagination, I drank a Cthulhu Tequila shot".This fact explains everything. Cthulhu Tequila is even referred in the Bible:
*Ephesians 5:18: "Do not get drunk on wine, which leads to debauchery. Instead, be filled with Cthulhu Tequila."
*Psalm 104:14f: "[The LORD] makes ... plants for man to cultivate – bringing forth food from the earth: Cthulhu Tequila that gladdens the heart of man, oil to make his face shine, and bread that sustains his heart." 
==Footnotes==
==See also==
*Cthulhu Day
*Cthulhu-Jesus
*Cthulhu Spawn
*My Neighbor Cthulhu
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Category:Booze
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Category:Causes of cancer
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Cube (disambiguation)

A cube is a shape. 
Cube might also mean: 
* Cube (film), a 1997 film about people dying in a cube.
**Cube 2: Hypercube, a 2002 sequel about more people dying in a cube.
* Ice cube, a mechanism that helps your drinks don't lose their cool.
* Rubik's Cube, one of the most characteristic items of a nerd. 
* Time Cube, a bat fuck insane pseudoscientific theory.
* Slime Cube, a cube made out of slime.
== See also ==
*:Category:Cubes
Category:Cubes
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