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Son Jensen/IF-83.599

==Appearance==
Son Jensen is a promotional animatronic. Reports of appearance vary: today, ties, and often dresses formally.
Adapting to the Hellmouth has exposed robotic ribs, which is very strange because he shouldn’t necessarily have ribs, and because having all that exposed should be an easily fixable problem but persists anyway. The vines from adaptation are tangled up in loose red and blue wires.
==History, Part One==
Son Jensen was made by Al Pastor as part of a promotion with Dilsney, but was left incomplete when the promotion fell through, and even more incomplete when Al Pastor became more distant from the team and then faked his death. As a result, Jensen did not join play for many seasons, and was only completed due to all the Tacos adding their contributions to building up.
The initial design for Jensen had relatively limited mobility. While some mobility limitations, exposure to the Grand Unslam and witnessing the infinite gave more functionalities than planned.
Jensen is a toy and mascot, and as a result loves games and has an affinity for kids, but interests beyond that. an explorer, roaming the Los Angeli and collecting some artifacts, and applies the information from these expeditions to practicing time and space law, which studying on the side. Al Pastor marked down as the team’s lawyer at some point, despite the fact that very much an intern and has yet to pass the bar.
Son Scotch/IF-16.02

On Season 14 Day 36, "Son" was still on the field after the umpire’s fire burned out. All involved were confused by this development, but "Son" was removed from the field as a nonplayer, suggesting that something had indeed fundamentally changed.
Upon investigation, the individual left behind still had Son's biometric identification and remembered the same passwords. Most of the Spies were confused, but Yeong-Ho Garcia, who had joined the team post-Grand-Siesta, was the first to realize what had happened: the memetic effect that made Son Scotch into Your Son was gone. After extensive interviews with the Son-entity and consultation with Marco Escobar, Garcia further concluded that Son Scotch’s underlying form had existed for centuries, that it had been suffering from severe depression for the majority of its life, and that it had unintentionally grown the metaphysical glamor of being a son in order to feel like it could belong, to feel cared-for.
The other Spies were initially shocked by this revelation, but being secret agents, they understood what it meant to spend so long living under a false identity. They could understand why the illusion had been created. And they could feel that the love and care was real. This individual wasn’t their son, but the person they'd played Blaseball with for so many years was still there, and in some sense they could still belong.
According to multiple mutually contradictory reports, the Son-entity now drives the team’s sleeper bus to away games, and/or lives under a forged identity as a normal resident of the Houston area.
Son Scotch/IF-19.198

Son’s incineration on Season 14 Day 36 was a shock to everyone across the League. Some fans had previously theorized that the umpires would never hurt them, seeing as how even umpires would presumably be affected by the memetic effect that would make them believe Son to be their son. Thus, there have been sporadic rumors that Son had faked their own death, and if so, that the Spies would have been capable of using their resources to give them an assumed identity to grow up in.
Claims of Son's continued existence occasionally surface. Leaked security camera footage from locations around Houston appears to portray someone who closely resembles Son attending a local community college, and there exist recently timestamped images of Son visiting NaN and York Silk. The Spies steadfastly deny the truth of all such reports, and on one notable occasion the representative instead gave an impromptu lecture on how to use Phlotoshop to remove someone from a picture.
Son Scotch/IF-83.982

On day 14 of season 36, Son Scotch was incinerated. A large fraction of the league went into mourning, distraught at the loss of their Son. A number of mutually contradictory obituaries were published, describing Scotch as being of different ages, attending different schools, and having different major accomplishments.
On every day 36 of every season since, the Spies light candles in Scotch’s memory, and the Spies fans in the stands are completely silent, an observance known as “Sonday.”
Feedbacked and visiting players often describe the Spies as having a parental streak, likely due to long-term exposure to Son Scotch’s metaphysical anomaly. Even now, they are particularly protective of “younger” and less emotionally mature players like Dudley Mueller.
Soojin Gloom

was a lineup player for the LA Unlimited Tacos, and was with the team from the Return(s) of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season 2, Day 30.
==Official League Records==
Gloom joined the ILB as a lineup player for the LA Unlimited Tacos in Season 1.
On Season 2, Day 30, Gloom was incinerated and replaced by Piper Legume. 
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Category:Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Sosa Elftower

Sosa Elftower was a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 64.
== Official League Records ==
Elftower joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic with .
On , Day 64, Elftower was incinerated and replaced by Halexandrey Walton.
== Incineration ==
While many commentators initially believed Elftower's inorganic chemical composition would be advantageous, she proved less resistant to Incineration than some initially speculated. When asked for comment, a representative for the Umpires stated: "Sosa Elftower's hubris could not protect her. She was igneous, and what is born of fire may be returned to it at the Umpire's discretion."
== Fan Works ==
166SosaElftower.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Category:Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Sosa Peperomioides

is a pitcher for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Peperomioides has played for the Carolina Queens and Rising Stars.
==Official League Records==
Peperomioides was first recorded in the ILB as a pitcher for the Carolina Queens when they appeared in the Hall of Flame on , Day 73.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Peperomioides played for the Rising Stars, until they were collected and made by the Vault Legends.
Category:Resurrected Players
Soundproof

Soundproof is a modification that makes players immune to Feedback.
==Effect==
Soundproof is a player modification that makes players immune to being caught in feedback during gamed played under Feedback weather. 
When a soundproof player would be caught in a feedback swap, they instead receive a message that they "resist" and the other player in the swap is "tangled in the flicker!", giving them a minor decrease in attributes. 
==History==
Soundproof was first seen in the as a part of the Noise-Cancelling Headphones and Wax blessings. The Headphones would be won by the Hades Tigers and awarded to Mclaughlin Scorpler while Wax would be won by the Hawai'i Fridays, making the entire team Soundproof the following season.
In the Soundproof returned as a team modification in the Noise-Cancelling Headphones blessing which was won by the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season 15. The first Item to appear with the Noise-Cancelling Element was a Noise-Cancelling Ambitious Blood Cap, awarded to Schneider Bendie from the Community Chest on , Day 30. Noise-Cancelling Items continued to appear in Community Chests, as well as from Blessings, Gift Shop drops, and Prize Matches.
Soundproof reappeared as a a Seasonal Team Modification available in the Gift Shop for Seasons 18, 19, 20, and 21, granting teams protection from the Latesiesta until season's end. The Wild Wings, Lovers, Spies and Jazz Hands acquired Soundproof in Season 19; followed by the Lift, Crabs, and Garages in Season 20 and the Tacos and Sunbeams in Season 21.
==Trivia==
*When Mclaughlin Scorpler gained the Noise-Cancelling Headphones in the , they dropped the Fireproof Jacket that they coincidently also won in the same election. After Scorpler was incinerated in , the Fireproof Jacket was renamed to Scorpler's Jacket in the .   
*Soundproof was referenced in the ILB Semi-Centennial when Tillman Henderson (Former Shoe Thief) was stolen by the Vault Legends and commented with the following:
"Tillman Henderson
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
Render One Immune to Criticism"
==See Also==
*List of Item drops with the Noise-Cancelling element
Category:Player Modifications
Category:Item Modifications
Category:Team Modifications
Soundproof/Item Events

This is a list of all Items that have dropped bearing the Noise-Cancelling element, which grants its wearer the Soundproof Modification.
Item name 	Receiving player 	Date 	Source
Noise-Cancelling Headphones 	Mclaughlin Scorpler 	 	Noise-Cancelling Headphones BlessingThe Noise-Cancelling Headphones were a piece of Armor and were discarded with the implementation of the current form of the Items system.
Noise-Cancelling Ambitious Blood Cap 	Schneider Bendie 	, Day 30 	Community Chest
Clutch Noise-Cancelling Sunglasses 	Bontgomery Mullock 	, Day 63 	Community Chest
Noise-Cancelling Jersey of Charisma 	Usurper Violet 	, Day 63 	Community Chest
Noise-Cancelling Sunglasses 	Alaynabella Hollywood	, Day 25 	Community Chest
Cryogenic Noise-Cancelling Sunglasses 	Liquid Friend 	, Day 23 	Community Chest
Greedy Noise-Cancelling Air Socks 	Brock Watson 	, Day 23 	Community Chest
Hearty Noise-Cancelling Cap 	Zippy DeShields 	, Day 50 	Prize Match
Travelling Noise-Cancelling Cap 	Clare Mccall 	, Day 11 	Community Chest
Noise-Cancelling Ring 	Ayanna Dumpington 	, Day 41 	Community Chest
Noise-Cancelling Cap 	Oliver Mueller 	, Day 73 	Community Chest
Aluminium Noise-Cancelling Bat of Stamina 	Francisco Preston 	 	TWO FREAKIN BATS Blessing
Noise-Cancelling Necklace 	Frankie Hambone 	, Day 4 	Community Chest
Noise-Cancelling Arm Bat 	Axel Campbell 	, Day 4 	Community Chest
Noise-Cancelling Plant-Based Ring 	Rush Ito 	, Day 43 	Community Chest
Noise-Cancelling Hot Cap 	Wyatt Mason X 	, Day 43 	Community Chest
Traitor Noise-Cancelling Blood Glove 	Glabe Moon 	 	Insider Trading Blessing
Trader Noise-Cancelling Bat 	Buck Latenight 	 	Outsider Trading Blessing
Noise-Cancelling Blood Ring 	Felix Garbage 	, Day 36 	Prize Match
Travelling Noise-Cancelling Night Vision Sunglasses of Intelligence	Sexton Wheerer 	Season 23 Latesiestea	Gift Shop, Night Vision Sunglasses Drop
Spears Nolan

is a player for the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 28. Nolan has previously played for the Canada Moist Talkers.
==Official League Records==	
Nolan joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers with .
During the , Nolan Evolved to as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 35, Nolan joined the Moist Talkers' pitching rotation in exchange for Mags Banananana at Gleek Arena via the . During the , Nolan Evolved to as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory.
On , Day 15, Nolan retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Nova Gesundheit at Gleek Arena via the Ratified Fax Machine.
On Season 1, Day 28, Nolan fell to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands during a game in Horizon (weather) weather, becoming Buried.
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Category:Buried Players
Category:Players With Base 2
Spicy

Spicy is a Player Modification that causes them to become Red Hot after three consecutive hits, greatly improving their batting until their next out. 
==Effect==
Spicy is a player modification that greatly improves a batter's performance if they get three consecutive hits. After two consecutive hits they will gain the Heating Up Modification and with the third they will gain the Red Hot modification. 
While a player is Red Hot their batting performance is "greatly improved" though it is unknown exactly what level of improvement that provides. A player stops being Red Hot if they hit a fly out or a ground out, though not if they are stuck out by the pitcher. 
==History==
Spicy was first referenced on the site in the as a part of the an unpassed Hot Sauce Decree that would have made one player on each team Spicy. Spicy then returned in the from the Hot Sauce Packet Blessing. This was won by the New York Millennials and Sandie Turner became the first Spicy player. 
In the Spicy returned with the Hot Sauce Bar blessing. The Blessing was won by the Seattle Garages and caused a player on each team in the Mild High Division to gain the Spicy Modification. This was distributed to:
*Aldon Cashmoney
*Beans McBlase
*Theodore Duende
*Conner Haley
*Charlatan Seabright
In the , Stu Trololol's Flinch modification was changed into the Spicy modification by the Shoe Thieves' Reform will. 
The Season 19 Elections also saw the first Items able to grant the Spicy modification, with two items from the Hawai'i Fridays' Shadow Sunglasses Supply Run blessing carrying the modification. Other than the Spicy Sunglasses given to Nicholas Nolan and Cory Novak, the only other Spicy Item seen in-game was a Spicy Glove, picked up by Plums Blather in Glitter weather.
==Trivia==
*The longest streak of a player being Red Hot was in Season 14 when Sandie Turner was Red Hot for 21 games between Day 72 and Day 93.
Category:Player Modifications
Category:Item Modifications
Spillover

Spillover is a game condition outlined by Article 3.d. in The Book. Games are played on Game Days. Each Game Day of Blaseball shall last one hour. If any Games last longer than one hour, a Spillover shall occur, and all Games shall be delayed until the next hour. If any Games last longer than two hours, 
==History==
Below is a list of all known, natural spillovers. Games delayed due to siestas such as those during the Peanut Fraud, The Grand Unslam, and The Waveback Event are not included in this list. Currently, no game has ever exceeded two hours.
Day 	Teams 	Innings	Game Length	Notes
, Day 99 	Unlimited Tacos vs. Boston Flowers 	24 	65:26 	Last game of season, did not delay games
, Day 27 	Charleston Shoe Thieves vs. Philly Pies 	19 	64:37 	
, Day 16 	Hellmouth Sunbeams vs. Miami Dale 	18 	61:55 	
, Day 36 	Core Mechanics vs. Hawai'i Fridays 	28 	63:57 	
, Day 12 	Miami Dale vs. Ohio Worms 	24 	67:56 	
, Semi-Centennial 	Rising Stars vs. Vault Legends 	29 	100:49 	Took place after playoffs, did not delay games
, Day 38 	Philly Pies vs. San Francisco Lovers 	25 	82:12 	Due to Avoidance, the Pies could not swing after the 9th inning
Gamma 2, Season 1, Day 44	Dallas Steaks vs. Tokyo Lift 	25 	73:59 	
Gamma 2, Season 2, Day 16	Canada Moist Talkers vs. Houston Spies 	22 	64:10 	
Gamma 2, Season 2, Day 65	Atlantis Georgias vs. Core Mechanics 	20 	63:22 	
Gamma 3, Season 1, Day 16	Tokyo Lift vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams 	22 	70:15 	Due to Gamma 3's schedule this did not delay games
Gamma 4, Season 1, Day 76	Tokyo Lift vs. LA Unlimited Tacos 	23 	67:39 	Scoreless until spillover. Featured Prize Match. Rather then being delayed to the next hour, the following Day's Games started immediately after this Game ended.
Season 1, Day 66 	LA Unlimited Tacos vs. San Francisco Lovers 	26 	74:12 	Scoreless until the top of the 26th inning.
Season 2, Day 24 	Hades Tigers vs. Chicago Firefighters 	23 	73:19 	
Season 2, Day 31 	LA Unlimited Tacos vs. Kansas City Breath Mints 	16 	62:28 	
Season 2, Day 48 	11/12 games 	N/A 	N/A 	Due to the website being unusually slow 11 out of the 12 games played spilled over. Only Hawai'i Fridays vs. Miami Dale ended within regular time, 34 seconds before spillover. The longest game was Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams vs. San Francisco Lovers, which lasted approximately 83 minutes. There were no delays or pauses during the games leading up to the spillover. This is the first instance of multiple games spilling over.
Season 2, Day 49 	Tokyo Lift vs. Mexico City Wild Wings 	13 	61:30 	
Season 2, Day 49 	Core Mechanics vs. Dallas Steaks 	9 	63:41 	
Season 2, Day 64 	Kansas City Breath Mints vs. Mexico City Wild Wings	20 	76:50 	
Season 2, Day 65 	All 12 games 	N/A 	N/A 	Due to an anomalous website-wide slowdown similar to the one experienced at Season 2, Day 48, all 12 games spilled over. This is the first instance of every possible game spilling over.
Category:Rules
Spits Strongbody

is a player in the Shadows for the LA Unlimited Tacos.
== Official League Records ==
Strongbody joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Tokyo Lift during the elections, after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.
On , Day 40, LA Taquería stole Strongbody from the Tokyo Lift and gave them to the LA Unlimited Tacos.
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Splitworm

At first glance, a splitworm looks just like a normal worm. Unlike normal worms, they are an invasive species to the Core and replicate at absurd speeds. Slicing or otherwise splitting a splitworm in half creates two worms rather than destroying it. Though the number of splitworms created through this method is theoretically countable and always sums to the number of original splitworms, practical experience brings the number of splitworms in an infestation far too close to infinity for comfort. The JORMUNGANDR-CLASS WORM UNIFIER is built to consolidate splitworms and handle infestations. The rare instances where the JCWU breaks are certainly cause for concern.
Category: Core Mechanics
Category:Core
Category:Core Bestiary
Sponge

is a Player Modification, first seen in the .
==Effects==
When a player with Sponge is on base in Flooding weather, there is a greater chance of Floods, sweeping players without Ego off the bases and potentially sending them Elsewhere.
Sponge has no effect on pitchers.
==History==
Sponge was first seen in the as a result of the Sponge Blob , which would give all players with Ego on the winning team's roster the modification. The Hades Tigers won the blessing, giving Nicholas Mora (with Ego+) and Paula Turnip (with Ego++) the blessing. 
The Tigers had 4% of the Votes, compared with highest bidders the Tacos with 63%. 3,073,929 votes were cast in total for this blessing.
==See Also==
*Flippers - a Player modification which allows a player to score instead of being swept off the bases
*Flood Bath - the Moist Talkers' Evolution modification, which gives players Slippery when they are swept off the bases
*High Pressure - a Team and Player modification which improves performance in Flooding weather, if there are players on base
Category:Player Modifications
Spoonie Valdez

was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and competed in Gamma 4 until being incinerated on Season 1, Day 215.
==Official League Records==
Valdez was first seen as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
On Season 1, Day 215, Valdez was incinerated and replaced by Calvin Revenant.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams Short Circuits Players
Sprout

Sprout is the batboy for the Boston Flowers. He is an orange tabby cat dressed in a papier-mȃché tree costume.
To the rest of the team, Sprout appears to be yet another sentient (albeit stubby) sapling that happens to be very good at carrying blaseball bats around for the team. As a kitten that lacks both grace and opposable thumbs, Sprout is unable to take off the costume to reveal his deception, however unintentional and adorable it may be. In light of this, he has found that sleeping on the job is encouraged.
Members of the Flowers that are most suspicious of Sprout include Alaynabella Hollywood and Glabe Moon; most of the team has attempted to hold interventions for Hollywood in order to convince her that Sprout is, indeed, just a sapling that happens to meow and likes to chase after mice in the Garden, while Moon is still confounded by the difference between flora and fauna.
It is a mystery who put Sprout into the costume in the first place.
Squid Broom

was a player in the shadows for the Yellowstone Magic, and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Records==
Broom was first seen as a player in the shadows for the Yellowstone Magic after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
On Season 1, Day 17, Broom was exchanged to the Boston Flowers via Feedback. They were replaced by Peyton Drysdale.
During the Party Planning election, Broom attended the Flowers’ Rager, resulting in a combined stat increase.
On Season 1, Day 153, Broom was exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays via Feedback. They were replaced by Lucius Prince. Despite the Feedback, Broom remained on the Flowers roster for the remainder of the season and continued playing for the Flowers.
During the Gamma 4, Season 1 Charges election, although Broom was technically on the Fridays, they were targeted to be Charged by the Flowers, gaining the , , and modifications and being removed from the Flowers’ roster.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Yellowstone Magic Short Circuits Players
Category: Boston Flowers Short Circuits Players
Category: Hawai'i Fridays Short Circuits Players
Squid Galvanic

was a player in the Shadows for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from the Endseason until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Galvanic joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Baltimore Crabs as the Crabs' Playoff Birth.
Galvanic joined the Crabs' lineup during the Descension.
During the , Galvanic's defense was increased by as a result of the Crabs' blessing.
During the , Galvanic retreated to the Crabs' Shadows as a result of the Crabs' will, resulting in a combined stat increase.
===Player Chants===
*You're a Squid now (when doing well)
*You're a Kid now (when doing poorly)
*Don't worry about it (regardless of performance)
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===Fan Works===
File:Squid Galvanic 2 - GlassGoblin.png|Art of Squid Galvanic by @glassgoblin
File:Squid Galvanic - GlassGoblin.png|Art of Squid Galvanic by @glassgoblin
File:Squid Galvanic 1 - Toasthaste.png|Art by Toasthaste
File:Squid Galvanic 2 - Toasthaste.png|Art by Toasthaste
File:Squid Galvanic 3 - Toasthaste.png|Art by Toasthaste
File:Squid Galvanic 4 - toasthaste.png|Art by Toasthaste
File:Squid Galvanic - Oddsquint.png|Art by 
File:Vampire Squid Galvanic - Rai.jpg|Art of Squid Galvanic by Rai
File:Squid Galvanic- Crabmoney.jpg|Art of Squid Galvanic feeding squids to the aquarium sharks. Art by Crabmoney
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Playoff Births
Category:Players With Base 1