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Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Grant Hayden

===Grant Hayden===
Grant Hayden is Randall Marijuana's cat. Like many cats, he enjoys to play with yarn using his long arms and five fingers on each hand. His body allows for him to reach the ever-stocked milk in the fridge. After reaching the milk and pouring a glass, he usually performs his signature move of drinking the entire glass down in one gulp.
Grant occasionally wanders off, leaving the Cat Cáfe for a relatively short amount of time. Townspeople have reported finding him with a small collection of other cats near a sign reading Furry Heights. Grant has been seen wearing a seemingly endless supply of unique Furry Heights shirts. It's uncertain what the cats do around the signpost without townsfolk around.
Despite seemingly not wanting to be disturbed, if attempted to be contacted by any means, Grant will show up within minutes.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Holly

=== Holly ===
Holly is a large cat that was occasionally spotted around Hellmouth, at a frequency of about once a month, and spent most of her time in-city at the house of Randall Marijuana. Despite coming and going as she pleases, most consider them to be Randall Marijuana's cat, as she seemed to display as much of a fondness for Randall as a large feral cat could possibly show. Holly is an unknown, rather unusual species of cat, characterized by it's large size, broad snout, it's heavy and large teeth, and muscular body and neck. She was generally seen around Hellmouth for one or two days, spending most of her time chasing small local animals and playing video games with Randall. When Randy's neighbors were questioned about the appearance of the cat, one of them replied, "Yeah, it comes around every- I dunno, just a rough guess but maybe every 29.5 days? Sort of a weird looking cat, but not too unfriendly, so we don't mind. Worse things happen around the Hellmouth, you know?" Another resident added, "I think he named her after one of his teammates- Alayna? 'Cause the cat generally shows up around when she takes one of her weird vacations. Weird that she can play Minecraft, though. The cat, I mean." [Note: the resident is most likely referring to then-Sunbeams lineup player Alaynabella Hollywood, a noted friend of Randall Marijuana.] No other Hellmouth residents gave comment as to the nature of Randall's cat, aside from one frantic man who approached the questioner and said only, "That's not a cat." The man was not seen again around the Hellmouth after the Incident.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Hype Train

==== Hype Train ====
Alas, poor Hype Train! a feline of expression so infinitely bereft, of most unfathomable woe: she hathflopped 'pon on her peets a handful of times; and now, howabhorred in her imagination it is! her gorge rims at it. There sits those 'bix that she has nibbled I knownot how oft.
Hype Train is a teeny-tiny tabby. She arrived one sunny Siesta day in the Cáfe with her siblings Elsewhere, Vibes, Polarity, Immateria and Grind Rail. She is fondly referred to as "Hellmouth's most mournful little kitten", possessing a seemingly unfathomable world-weariness. Due to her (alleged) fondness for being soliloquized at, Hype Train is a personal favorite of notable thespian Dunlap Figueroa.
Category:Cats
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Kremit

=== Kremit ===
Kremit is a medium-sized green cat with no ears. Kremit appears to have some type of fur, but it feels more like felt than fur. Kremit has been seen flailing wildly and talking to other animals, such as pigs, dogs, and bears. At times, Kremit appears to be high on marijuana. Alaynabella Hollywood reportedly told Randy, "That's a puppet!" in regards to Kremit, but Randy figured it's just weird.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Lil Migs

=== Lil Migs ===
Lil Migs is Randall Marijuana's cat, and is cat-shaped fireball with an average surface temperature of 577.8 degrees Kelvin. She was named by and for Randy's teammate, Hellmouth Sunbeams pitcher Miguel James. Lil Migs is usually found snoozing inside fireplaces, both lit and unlit.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Mouse

=== Mouse ===
Mouse is Randall Marijuana's Cat. Mouse is a sentient cluster of approximately two hundred house mice that together form a mass the size and shape of a large male cat. The individual mice stay together by holding hands, seem to act as one entity, and show no visible distress or discomfort at their situation. Mouse has been observed shedding mice, in acts of particular agility, and later replenishing himself by having new mice join his mass. He particularly enjoys spending his free time playing with yarn balls. Mouse is vegetarian, and prefers to consume fruit and seeds. Curiously, the cats of the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café have easily accepted Mouse as one of their own.
Hendricks Richardson has on one occasion theorized that Mouse is not a supernatural entity , but a natural act of behavioral evolution that serves as a survival mechanism for the house mice to prevail in an environment as rich in cats as the Hellmouth.
Anecdotally, Mouse was named after a famous fictional dog.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Mr. Mlistoffelees

=== Mr. Mlistoffelees ===
Mr. Mlistoffelees, who appeared in Randall's apartment in Breckenridge after he was traded to the Jazz Hands, is a small, quiet, extremely clever cat, black from his ears to the tip of his tail. He can pick any card from a pack and is equally cunning with dice, and is always deceiving Randall into believing that he's only hunting for mice. Mr. Mlistoffelees often remains vague and aloof, but he has sometimes been heard on the roof while he was curled up by the fire. Randall considered this incontestable proof of his singular magical powers, and often told visitors that they have "never known a cat so clever as magical Mr. Mlistoffelees".
Other visitors to Randall's apartment describe Mr. Mlistoffelees as a actor from a production of the musical Clats staged at The Pocket, wearing a detailed cat costume and makeup.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Pepperjack Cheez-its

=== Pepperjack Cheez-its ===
Pepperjack Cheez-its will be a friendly orange tabby born a few miles north of the Hellmouth, and will be (and is) the cat of Randall Marijuana. In the timeline we currently exist in, Pepperjack Cheez-its has not yet been born, but due to occasional side effects of their Precognition abilities, Randall Marijuana periodically believed they already owned Pepperjack Cheez-its. Pepperjack Cheez-its will be born to his mother, Dutchess, and his father, The Noble Cheeseball, in a small two bedroom apartment owned by a struggling painter. The painter, not expecting the sudden addition of a litter of cats to his family, will give the cats out to various interested parties, including a small girl named Wesley. Wesley will take Pepperjack Cheez-its with her on her family trip to the Hellmouth, from which they never return. During this time, Pepperjack Cheez-its will escape Wesley's new house and be drawn to the smell of freshly baked herbal brownies coming from Randall Marijuana's home, at which point Randy will say, "Oh, there you are, Cheez-its, where you've been?" Randy will note with some confusion that Cheez-its seems smaller than he sometimes remembers, and then immediately forget. Curiously, despite being dubbed "Ronald" by his previous owners, a part of Pepperjack Cheez-its will instantly recognize his new (and true) name, and he will have no difficulties adjusting to his new life with Randall. Once at Randall's house, Cheez-its will enjoy chasing bits of string, prancing about the backyard, and stealing bits of Randall's food when he isn't looking.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Potsie Palaver

===Potsie Palaver===
Potsie Palaver is Randall Marijuana's cat. She appears on sight to be a normal tortoiseshell cat, if a bit scrawny. Potsie currently has between 97 and 109 teeth, over three times what an adult cat usually possesses. These teeth are split in varying proportions at any given time between "in her mouth" and "in a stockpile under a battered orange armchair in the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cafe." The originating species for these teeth vary widely; several do not correspond to any clearly identified local fauna. Where Potsie finds these teeth is unknown, though The Man Who Owns All the Teeth has been noted as looking a bit grumpy lately.
Category:Cats
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Ren Morin

=== Ren Morin ===
Ren Morin is not Randall Marijuana's cat. Ren Morin is a n dimensional creature who occasionally visits the cat cafe as a large tiger, not dissimilar to the Hades Tigers's Ren Morin. Ren used to regularly visit the cafe during Tigerbeams games, but his visits have become more sporadic after Season 10. His favorite spot is napping near the coffee beans and with other tigers. After Day X, Ren is rarely seen when Emmett or Randy are around.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Riddle

=== Riddle ===
Riddle is a cat that appears to be made entirely of the same material as Slour Platch Klids. Riddle is entirely mobile, has all the biological functions and needs of a regular cat, but is made of a chewy candy and covered in a sour dust. The color and flavor of Riddle is orange. One could describe Riddle's behavior as "sour, then sweet", but this is true of most cats.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Scratch Deleuze

=== Scratch Deleuze ===
Scratch Deleuze is a small possum who bares a great resemblance to Scratch Deleuze, the Blaseball player, who plays for the Ohio Worms. Despite sharing the same name, it is difficult to determine that they are the same possum as Scratch Deleuze is often spotted at the Cat Cáfe while Scratch Deleuze is playing a game. Sometimes, Deleuze can be seen eating spaghetti in the Cat Cáfe. This is a source of confusion for many people as the Cat Cáfe does not have that meal on the menu nor do they serve it. When Deleuze was swept Elsewhere... the Cat Cáfe suffered a loss in profits, although it cannot be determined if this was causal or a coincidence.
Category:Cats
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Scuttlebug

=== Scuttlebug ===
Scuttlebug, although inherently nervous by nature and willing to give little information about themselves due to a general distrust of others, hesitatingly admits to being the cat of Randall Marijuana. Scuttlebug previously manifested as a small black cat with large ears, but during a party Randall was hosting, Scuttlebug was so frightened by the appearance of Nagomi Nava that they retreated into their own shadow and never came back out. Scuttlebug now can only be seen as a cat shaped silhouette on the wall that looks and acts like a normal shadow, but is attached to nothing. Far from being put off by their new nature, Scuttlebug seems to be blossoming in their new environment, and has become a skilled hunter of the shadows of mice, much to the alarm and confusion of the mice's bodies. They frequently express concerns about earthquakes, tornadoes, wrecking balls, bulldozers, and any of the other many natural predators of a house. Scuttlebug has been comforted by assurances that none of these are natural occurances in the Hellmouth, but Scuttlebug is right to hold on to their fear, as nothing in the Hellmouth is anymore natural than Scuttlebug themselves.
Category:Cats
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Snugglewumps

=== Snugglewumps ===
Snugglewumps is probably a cat. Sure, they only have two legs, and seem to have two heads. And sure, they slither about like a snake. But they're furry. And have cat ears. And ... well, maybe this isn't a meow. It's a noise, certainly. And sometimes cats do have a meow that sounds like frogs having a heated philosophical debate.
It's probably fine. Snugglewumps is probably fine. Just pet Snugglewumps and have all your troubles vanish into nothing...
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Socks

===Socks===
Socks is a cat with more than a passing resemblance to Chicago Firefighters batter Socks Maybe. The fact that Socks Maybe's exact color and markings are a source of confusion may make it hard to tell if Socks-of-the-Cáfe is Socks-of-the-Chicago, but as Socks Maybe last we checked was , and Socks-of-the-Cáfe was not, this would lead one to assume they are different cats.
Socks is most commonly spotted in Hellmouth and the Cat Cáfe in the hours that precede and follow a Firefighters away game at the Solarium.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Tacocat

=== Tacocat ===
Tacocat is an occasional resident of Randy’s Cat Café, frequently showing up while the Tacos are in town for games but known to appear at other times. They have a tendency to ask for a door to be opened, only to then stand in the doorway in a simultaneous state of going out and coming in. Unwary visitors to the café have occasionally mistaken a sleeping Tacocat for a leftover taco, and are usually surprised by the dual glare of Tacocat for picking them up and disturbing their nap.
Category:Cats
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-The Vandall

=== The Vandall ===
The Vandall is Randall Marijuana's cat. Randall inherited The Vandall from his grandfather Randolfus von Marijuana. The Vandall is a sentient kitten that is immortal. The Vandall only needs to be fed once a year and has never been vaccinated. It is rumored that The Vandall has been passed down from Marijuana to Marijuana since the very beginnings of Marijuana.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Vincent the Unknowable

===Vincent the Unknowable===
Vincent the Unknowable appears to be a large, colorful, two-dimensional tiger that prowls around the house of Randall Marijuana, and good-naturedly allows itself to be referred to as Randall Marijuana's cat. Randall Marijuana claims that Vincent appeared one day as he was watching tv, and leapt out of the screen as an advertisement for Hades Tigers branded Cereal was playing. When asked to confirm or deny the story, Vincent replied, "Well, if I told you, I wouldn't be very unknowable, would I? Now, now, don't look so cross. I'll let you believe whatever you like. I'm not a fan of the cereal, though. Didn't have very many marshmallows, it's no wonder why it was discontinued."
===Controversy===
The existence of Vincent the Unknowable is hotly debated among other residents of the Hellmouth, many of whom claim that Vincent is not in fact a living two-dimensional tiger, but merely a large picture of a tiger that Randall, in a drug-addled state, frequently confuses for an actual cat. A few households nearby the home of Randall use Vincent as a sort of "boogeyman" to frighten their children into good behavior. When asked about the nature of its existence, Vincent was quoted as saying, "Why should that bother me? If I didn't believe in you, would you fail to exist? Or if I did believe, would it make you more real than you already are? Everything is exactly as it should be, and nothing you say or do, nothing anyone says or does, can change that." Vincent was then reported as licking its paw and grooming its own ears. When pressed for further comment, Vincent was said to "glance at us, flick its tail irritably, and continue to talk about cereal for an uninterrupted four and a half hours."
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-XAIIEOIAA

=== XAIIEOIAA ===
XAIIEOIAA is an impenetrable dark void into the XXXth dimension located in Randy's Cat Cáfe. The orb of anti-light emits strange pulses and vibrations, which led Randall Marijuana to the assumption that it was in fact a cat. Randy has been quoted on the void saying, "XAIIEOIAA has the loudest purrs I've ever heard!" Several scientist in the Hellmouth region recommend avoiding the dark hole at all costs.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-You

=== You ===
You are Randall Marijuana's cat. Randall was uncertain exactly what pedigree you are, but suspected you to be at least partly Ragdoll. You know exactly what you are, and what you are is 100% cat. You enjoyed living with Randall, and like to take long walks around the Hellmouth, feeling the hot sun on your fur and the fires of hell on your well-baked toe beans. Randall was uncertain of how long he had owned you for, or how he acquired you, but you are certain of everything.
Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Zoomies

===Zoomies===
Zoomies is Randall Marijuana's Cat. Zoomies is a cluster of stellar radiation in the approximate shape of a yellow tabby. Randall found Zoomies in the Hellmouth Stadium parking lot one night, taking Zoomies home. Zoomies has lots of energy and is constantly accelerating at a rate of 2 m/s2. Zoomies is currently bouncing around the house at 3,628,800 meters per second. Zoomies is expected to reach the speed of light in 4.6 years.
Category:Cats
Randall Marijuana's Cat/Randy's Cat Cáfe

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Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café

The Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café was built to house Randall Marijuana's "singular" cat after his feedback to Breckenridge and subsequent incineration. Originally run by Alaynabella Hollywood, Nagomi Nava took over most duties, with additional assistance from Hahn Fox after Hollywood's transfer to the Boston Flowers.
As the safest and, as some customers have described, "mellowest" place in Hellmouth, it is also a popular place for fans and members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures. 
Cats currently available to meet at the café include <choose uncached=""><option>Pepperjack Cheez-its</option>
<option>Sutton Bishop</option>
<option>Salamancer</option>
<option>Scuttlebug</option>
<option>Vincent the Unknowable</option>
<option>Lightning</option>
<option>Diogenes</option>
<option>Snugglewumps</option>
<option>Frank</option>
<option>Lil Migs</option></choose>, <choose uncached=""><option>Socks</option>
<option>Asparagus</option>
<option>Artemis</option>
<option>Holly</option>
<option>Mouse</option>
<option>Tacocat</option>
<option>Garlic</option>
<option>Zoomies</option>
<option>Gorilla Glue</option>
<option>Gumball</option>
</choose>, and <choose uncached=""><option>XAIIEOIAA</option>
<option>The Vandall</option>
<option>Riddle</option>
<option>Clonk Fuzzball the Third</option>
<option>Charlemange</option>
<option>Grant Hayden</option>
<option>Gloopy Crow</option>
<option>Goldenclaw</option>
<option>Kremit</option>
<option>Mr. Mlistoffelees</option></choose>. Following the postseason and the blossoming "Hellennials" anti-rivalry, lucky visitors may also spot Millie the Bodega Cat worming her way across the café, in and out through a pair of cat flaps which mysteriously appeared on the skirting boards near the start of .
== Randall Marijuana's Cat ==
Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams
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Category:Community-Made Places
Randy Dennis

Randy Dennis is a player for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Dennis has played for the Miami Dale, the Canada Moist Talkers, and the Atlantis Georgias.
==Official League Records==
Dennis joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale on , Day 22 due to the incineration of Jenna Maldonado.
Dennis was known as a reliable hitter for the team until an on , Day 36 caused a significant reduction in their rating.
Dennis on Season 7, Day 95 and gained a half star in each stat.
During the , Dennis received the modification due to the passing of the decree.
During the , Dennis received the modification due to the Dale's will.
During the , Dennis had several stats boosted as a result of the , and blessings.
Dennis was traded to the Canada Moist Talkers in exchange for Richmond Harrison during the via the Dale's will. Dennis then gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
Dennis was traded to the Atlantis Georgias in exchange for Slosh Truk during the via the Moist Talkers' will.
On , Day 18, Dennis was attacked by Consumers, resulting in a stat decrease. 
During the October 28, 2022 Fall Ball, Dennis fell to the Boston Flowers.
Dennis gained 1/2 a star overall in the Season 1 elections as a result of the Flowers' NEW Team Boost blessing.
==Fan Works==
File:RandyDennis.jpg|work by and User:Sav
File:Randy2.jpg|randy by @churgalax
File:Randy and PB.jpg|art of Randy Dennis and Peanut Bong by 
File:Churgalax randy.jpg|Randy Dennis by 
File:Randydennis newtemplate.png|Randy Dennis by @hbdoesart
File:Randy Dennis Death of the Party.jpg|Randy Dennis with Peanut Bong removed after Bong was conscripted to the Shelled Ones. Original art by Churgalax was modified by themilkman.
File:Randyplushie.jpg|A plushie version of Randy Dennis by User:Sav.
File:Szn 24 feelings by abbasnail.jpg|Frankie Hambone comforts Dennis during by @gabbazael
File:Ac georgias by abbasnail.jpg|Niq Nyong'o, Flattery McKinley, Randy Dennis, and Slosh Truk in the Animal Crossing art style by @gabbazael
File:Randy dennis drawings by tiny revel.png|by 
File:Randy and ronald by abbasnail.jpg|Skater girl Randy and Ronald McMelvin by @gabbazael
File:Randy Dennis by tiny revel.png|by @tiny_revel
File:Happy randy by abbasnail.jpg|Dennis with Atlantean adaptations based on a weedy sea dragon, by 
File:Randy Dennis mini by HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:Eli Randy.png|alt=A drawing of Randy Dennis from Blaseball. She is a fat woman wearing a manatee hijab. She is flipping a peace sign with one hand and holding her skateboard in the other. He shirt reads: Im not sorry for party rocking.|Randy by Eli
File:Randy tarot birbteef.jpg|Three of Cups, by @birbteef
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