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Finn's Suicide

I was searching up on eBay looking for Adventure Time episodes. At the very bottom, it says "adventure time vhs: finn's ???????". I was very interested and it was only $2. $2 for a VHS? Not expecting. After a few hours, it finally arrived. It was an VHS box and it was written with a marker. The back cover had: "333x2" I opened the box and popped the tape on my VHS Recorder and watched it. But there were no ads or anything, just straight to the episode.
The intro was distorted and the volume was reversed, I can tell. The title says "Finn's Suicide". I was pretty shocked but I kept watching. It started with Finn calling Jake who was playing a game on BMO, it was exactly like the episode, "Too Young". It cut to Finn walking into the Candy Kingdom and to Princes Bubblegum and gave her a gift. Princess Bubblegum opened the present and it was an small block that has a small platter/button on the Center.
Princess Bubblegum pressed the button and a time bomb came out. Finn tried to take it out but it was stuck. Then the Candy Kingdom exploded into pieces. "FINN, HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!?! YOU CRAZY SON OF A B****!" she yelled. There never was any profanity on any episode exempt for this one. Princess Bubblegum kicked Finn out and yelled "STAY OUT OF HERE AND NEVER F***ING COME BACK!". It cut to Finn's face, he had red hyper-realistic eyes and the camera slowly zoomed to him, it went for 2 minutes and then static went on. The static went for 10 seconds and it cut to Finn crying outside the Candy Kingdom. He was crying really realistic. The episode played banging pianos, poor trumpets and screeching violins. "Why can my life be like this? I cannot live like this anymore!" he said. Finn didn't sound like Jeremy Shada anymore, he sounded like the voice that whispered "DO IT" from Squidward's Suicide. The visuals and volume grew louder and half-invisible static faded in for 2.3 seconds. It showed a slideshow of really freaky photos of dead children, dogs, rabbits and horses. It went for 5 minutes. After that, Finn grabbed an shotgun slowly, put it into his mouth, pulled the trigger and blood splattered everywhere, his brain went through the air and it landed on the grounded and Finn collapsed. It faded to black for 5 seconds. Credits didn't roll. Instead, it cut to a girl ripping her body open and pulling her heart off. After the freaky video, the screen displays "Hope is lost, happiness is lost, death remains."
The VHS was finally over. I grabbed my baseball bat and smashed the VHS into pieces and put them into the bin. I am NEVER, and I mean, EVER, going to watch an Adventure Time episode like that, AGAIN. "Do you want to watch it again?" a whisper came behind me. It turned back and it was an Finn doll with black deep eyes and blood on his body. I threw it out of the window and it disappeared oddly. But I noticed that there are 95 more copies of this tape.
If you see an VHS like this, DON'T WATCH IT! But why not destroy it? YOU CAN NEVER STOP ME
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Suicide
Category:Cliche Madness
Finn.jpg

One time I found a image in the web called finn.jpg. it was a untooned picture of finn from adventure time with jake and finn. then i got a email with a movie that was supposed to be adventure time with fionna and cake. I opened it and it started out, but instead of a title card saying that, it said "fukbals"
it cut to jake who was pooping. finn was forcing marceline to eat da poo poo. then it cut to fionna being kidnapped by the lice king. finn ran into his cave and pulled his weenis out and smacked the door with it. then he killed the ice king.
after the episode ended my background was finn.jpg and a skeleton popped out whenever i saw rule 43 of jake and fin!
i saw two more inagems.
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Finn2.jpg

one day i was browzing the web when i saw finn2.jpg. it was a picture of finn with his funny face
then i played happy wheels and there were new characters including a retarded finn and a pennyfarthing man
then when i went to 4chan the background was finn2.jpg
and then a skeleton popped out
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Finn3.png

it was a mont ha ago when i saw finn.jpg and finn2.jpg. i then heard about finn3.png. it was a photo of him with a monster frown so i saw it.
then it was bleeding from it's eyes even though it looked like blood on it.
and then jake's skeleton poopedo ut.
but if jake was the skeleton
WHO WAS FINN?
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Finn4.gif

Whgits been two years since i saw the three finn photos. as the second anniversary of the last finn photo came around, i hoped that i wouldn't see him again.
i was wrong
on august 11th, 2013, a friend sent me finn4. it is famous for being banned by everyone, especially those wimpy germans
(and speaking of them, why do they have the second weirdest porn (after japanese), but they can't tolerate blood in a video game?)
anyways, finn4 was a gif, and thus looked really ugly because it was compressed by a person who used ms paint because they can't use paint.net because it has no smudge tool. it didn't move at all, even though it looked like they did.
wait
oh my god
help
HELLLLLLLLLLLLP
FINN'S SKELETON IS COMING AFTER ME
JADGKZSOPKVPOP[OLSDPOKD[PFAXCP[FLAS[LCSAC[,L;AS[,;CSA
What have we learned today?
My skeleton is coming after you!
-Finn the Human Skeleton
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Finneow Investigates - a crime thriller

Mangled Penis' have been turning up all over Creepypasta Wiki Chat and the inhabitants are scared. Ten murders in ten weeks, all committed with a Banhammer, and still nobody has a clue who the PB&J Shipper killer is.
Finneow English is a HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING SCROTUM and "Not the best but he's ok" User with a fondness for Homestuck. He doesn't know it yet but he is the only one who can stop the Eyeless Jane killer.
When his Little Brother, Jesus Christ, is kidnapped, English finds himself thrown into the centre of the investigation. His only clue is a Orgasmic Chinese guy.
He enlists the help of a Cool as a potato Chat Mod called Timothy Cumball.
Can Cumball help English overcome his Tumblr addiction and find the answers before the shit-faced killer and his deadly Banhammer strike again?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:That just raises more questions!
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Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones

I have been a fan of fire emblem since about six months ago. Yes its a long time but I just started playing the obsolete gameboy advanced games. Anyways my brother owns the two released outside of Japan and so I thought it was as good as anywhere to start at considering I started with Rekka no ken (7) and recently finished it. After going back to his apartment I asked him to borrow the Sacred Stones fire emblem with Ephraim and Eirika since I saw my friend playing his 3DS version of it he tells me when you shake it, strange occurrences may occur.
SPOILERS paragraph: Now in this game you gather the two last sacred stones that are left after being broken by the possessed prince lyon of Grado now monsters of the once ancient and sealed away Demon king have come back. So the thing you need to do is to go and defeat him... This is where my story starts.
So I am on the final chapter of the game and only one abnormal thing has happened so far which is it playing Cosmin eternity- believe in yourself perfectly as if on the Xbox 360 sonic CD. So before I came I trained most of my units and used all my promotion items. So I defeat myrrh's father after he was transformed into a draco zombie.
I complete the chapter defeat lyon and the demon king comes out of him. the final part of the chapter begins and the first turn Against him he spawns monsters... second turn the horseman kills L'Arachel and the strategic placement of characters start to fall apart and he kills Eirika first. I didn't get game over - odd it didn't happen though and lastly killed Ephraim. Instead of the game saying game over it had a cutscene of the demon king saying "Now that this place is conquered, I can now conquer Earth.
He then breaks out of the game, just like he did to the Dark Stone. In a week's time the world has less than one hundred thousand people left. Animals are scarce, same as crops, with the last humans having guns. We are able to go out and scavenge food from places that are abandoned. We find a radio that still works and use it and tune into a military channel
Attention military personal, these Things - they progressively get stronger, and it seems the evil entity's power is increasing. Use extreme caution when fighting these things. -End of transmission- (static)
After this bit of evidence that they are stronger than they used to be we sought out to find out some stronger guns and had no success. who is we you ask we are me, my bro, my sis, my mom, my cousins, and aunt and uncle. after about four months time, we are malnourished, weak, near death so we go out infront of these monstrosities and let them kill us, the demon king uses our lifeless bodies as minions to his revenant division.
I'm amazed I remember this. I'm writing this with my declawed claws as clumsy as I am it took about 3 hours to write this. Being a zombie isn't too bad, you can enjoy this stuff for a lifetime.
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First (Copypasta)

How enlightened of you to make your premier comment in this post known to the world via the word "first".
You know, it is really interesting as you could have chosen a number of other words, such as "prime", "initial" or "premier". I wonder what your inner thoughts were. Also, the lack of capital lettering shows us your intention to make a statement and inform the observer.
One, could even classify this as a form of art as skill and message are combined in beauty to form something so simplistic yet elegant as the phrase/word "first".
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
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First and Last Time

This is my first and last time posting on this website. My son was in a drunk driving accident yesterday and his last dying words were: Mom, do a barrel roll. I did a Google research on it and that led me ultimately here.
Looking at your website for the last hour I have seen:
* Pictures of corpses
* Misogyny
* Terrorism
* Discussion of rape
* Encouraging suicide
* Encouraging the use of drugs and alcohol
There is a line between free speech and insane disgusting crap that has already been detrimental to the lives of MY children and I am sure children across the world. It says I have to post an image so I did but I just want you to know that I have started my campaigning against your website as of today. If you as an online community do not clean up your act, I will be forced to take legal actions against your website. I myself am a very rich woman, and I will be sure to get the best team of lawyers to do the mash, to do the monster mash. The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash.
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Five Dank Nights at the Museum: Night 1

I'm a detective, and I'm damn good at my job. Four hundred and twenty hours ago, the night guard at the Museum of Natural History disappeared, and I was supposed to find him. At midnight my partner Jeeves and I locked ourselves in the museum and Jeeves swallowed the key. That's how dedicated we are to our jobs. "Have I ever told you how great of a partner you are Jeeves?" I asked Jeeves. "Yes" said Jeeves. We turned around and saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex on display. We would normally be okay with this, but it had no skin and was a skeleton and walked toward us and said "drink your milk to get strong bones" Jeeves and I got spooked and ran away towards the door, but it was locked. Then Jeeves choked on the key and died. I knelt down by his body and ripped off his mask saying "who's the real culprit?" But it wasn't another person, it was a spooky skeleton! The skeleton reached into my pocket and pulled out a trumpet. He whispered in my ear "wanna hear my mixtape?" Before I could say yes, he blew the trumpet and I flew back against the wall and got knocked out. I woke up 666 hours later and looked around. I was still in the museum, but on a horse and there was man riding on it with me. He turned around and it was ex-president Theodore Roosevelt! He pulled some dank kush from his mouth and said "Come with me if you don't want to die"
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Category:Satire
Category:Skeletons
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Five Dank Nights at the Museum: Night 2

"President Roosevelt! Why you save me?" I asked the gallant Rough Rider.
"Because you can save this museum and the world" he replied. "At night everything in this museum comes alive and when this happens skeletons come to life and spook living things to death."
"Wait a darn second" I said. "You are dead. That means that you must be a skeleton!"
I pulled out my handy dandy pocket knife and cut up the President like carving a Thanksgiving duck. But there was no skeleton! Spooky indeed.
"I am made of wax" said the decapitated President's head. "I have no skeleton inside me... unlike you!"
His horse rode by a mirror and I looked into it. To my horror I saw teeth in my mouth. I have a skeleton inside me!
"Ahh" I scream as I gazed into the mirror. "How does I stop skeletons if one is inside me?"
"The skeleton inside you isn't in control, your will is strong young one" said the President as he smoked more of his White House brand dank kush.
"The skeleton nearly killed you with a magic trumpet, but you are not kill because of the skeleton inside you. If you play a magic instrument louder and more dank than his then you win and he dies."
"K" I reply. "But I am out of magic trumpets. How does I acquire more?"
"Here, take this" said the Bull Moose. "It's the one instrument that you can use to spit hotter fire than a magic trumpet. It's a... trom-bone"
T-Roo's pun was too dank for the horse, who morphed into his true form, a spooky horse skelington! The spooky horse skelington kicked me off and rode off with the President's head in the saddle.
"Bye" I said and skipped away.
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Five Dank Nights at the Museum: Night 3

I went back to the main hall in the Museum. The spooky T-Rex roared a mighty roar and 13 stegasoreasses and 13 pteradactils rose from the ground. The T-Rex then ran into a different room to let me deal with his army of dankness.
"Oh no, this is built on an ancient Indian dinosaur burial ground" I said to myself. I pulled the trombone out of my pocket and played a dank tune as they ran towards me.
The skeletons suddenly stopped in place. The T-Rex came back through the door. Get on the floor. Everyone do the dinosaur.
Then the skeletons disintegrated and were spooky no more.
"No, my skeleton army is dead!" exclaimed Jeeves who was riding a wooly mammooth. "Once my spooky body digests this key, I will escape this museum and raise an even spookier army of the dead to rule the world!"
I leapt across the hall and whipped out my trusty trombone and began to blow as hard as I could. But the Jeeves whipped out his own trumpet and blew as hard as he could.
"I can't blow any harder!" I yelled as I played the trombone. The sound waves met in midair and there was a large flash of light and I froze up like an epileptic at a rave and passed out.
I opened my eyes and looked around. I was no longer in a museum, but outside a large castle laying in a dank green field. An armored man on a horse rode up to me and asked "Who are you stranger?"
"I'm a detective. And I'm damn good at my job" I replied. "What happened to the museum, and where the heck am I?"
"The sky opened up and you fell from the sky!" exclaimed the knight. "But that sounds really crazy and I'm really high right now so you may have just walked here."
"Wait" I said. "What is today's date?"
The knight looked at his Apple smartwatch and said "it's April 20th... 1069!"
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Five Dank Nights at the Museum: Night 4

"Burn the witch!" the townspeople cried as they hauled me in chains toward a pyre.
"No pls" I said. "I have fish to feed at home and have to save the world from skeletons!"
"Don't listen to him, he fell from the sky, it's magic I tell you!" yelled one insisting person. His name was Greg and he was the mayor of the castle.
Suddenly, Greg had a heart failure and went into cardiac arrest. Then he got arrested for being a soviet era spy. But when the medieval cops showed up and handcuffed Greg, his hands slipped right through them because he was a spooky ghost!
The cops died from over-spookage and everyone screamed. Suddenly I had a flashback about an old movie called Ghostbusters and how they caught spooks like this one. When I thought about how they stopped them I remembered them saying not to cross the streams. So I didn't. Then the ghost disappeared.
"You did it!" cried the townspeople! "You are our new mayor and King and we will throw a party in your honor!"
I smiled at this, but then everyone looked at me and began to scream and shout.
"Look! He has teeth!"
"BONES!"
"He's a skeleton!"
"So spooky!"
"Darn, they know my secret" I thought to myself as they carried me to the pyre and lit me up like a great medieval blunt.
As I was burning I shed a single tear which landed on my trombone. I picked it up and looked at an inscription that I must have missed. Written in the handwriting of President Roosevelt, it said "Don't doubt the fire."
The flames engulfed me and when the smoke settled, the townspeople looked on in horror I stood before them as a skeleton, spooky in body but not in mind.
"He is one of them!" the crowd cried! "Burn the spooky skeleton again!"
"Wait" I said. "Can't you all see we are all just skeletons on the inside? I pulled a mirror out of my other pocket and held it in front of them.
"We also have teeth!" the townspeople cried out in terror! "We all are skeletons!" They all killed themselves and became spooky ghosts and didn't live happily ever after.
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Category:Satire
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Five Dank Nights at the Museum: Night 5

Being a spooky skeleton is not easy. Everyone gets super scared of me and they throw things at me and call me names but it's okay because nothing gets under my skin hahaha okay. Time to be serious.
I was really lonely and went to the local whorehouse. I asked for the pretiest lady and when I met her I could see she was very pretty. I looked into her eyes and it was love at first sight. We got married that year and bought a house from that money we stole from those dead elves and had three kids, Snap, Crackle, and Schmiz.
We lived a happy life and I didn't spook anyone. Then one day I came home to my wife and she said "Honey today's our anniversary."
I looked at her and smiled, but when I looked into her eyes, I saw something odd. I couldn't see her eyes! I took a step back and saw that my wife was actually Spooderman! Then I looked at our darling kids. They were also Spooderman!
"Ayyyy" said Spooderman. "Yu cougght meh. Haev an wesh."
I wished to go back to the museum, kissed my wiefy and kids bye and left.
I woke up back in my human body in the museum. But I wasn't in the museum. I was on top of the Empire State Building with Jeeves.
"We're so sorry skeletons were so misunderstood" said Jeeves.
"Rlly?"
"Nuuuo!" chattered Jeeves through his spooky skeleton teeth. "Once I destroy you in this game of basketball nothing will stop me from spooking this wurld to death"
I dribbled and did one of those bank swishes and scored. Jeeves got jelly of my mad b-ball skillz so he pulled out his trumpet and did a 'DOOT DOOT' behind me and spooked me off the skyscraper!
Jk, I didn't fall. But I did break both of my legs tho. Jeeves had the ball and was about to make that 3 point goal. Suddenly, Ben Stiller the night guard fell out of the sky and lifted me up onto his shoulders.
"Thank Ben stiller the night guard u saved me!"
"No problem, now let's touchdown" said Ben stiller teh night guard
We ran to the other end of the court and stole that ball from Jeeves. Ben stiller the night guard and I dribbled as hard as we could, but Jeeves threw his trumpet at us and it turned into a spooky owl and hit Ben stiller the night guard!
"HOOT!"
As he fell at half court I was launched into the air. Spinning wildly out of control with the basketball in my hands I knew I couldn't make the shot! Suddenly a glass of milk fell out of the ball into my mouth and I got strong bones and calcium! I flew towards the basket and threw it in with the dankest of all dank shots.
360 NO SPOOK!!!
I made the basket and the spooky scary moon flew down and killed Jeeves for gud!
The lesson learned is that everyone has a spooky skeleton inside of them, but you gotta be in control of that skelington or else you might get... boned
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Five Minutes

Your cell phone rings, and it's a number you don't recognize. You shrug, and answer anyway. The voice on the other line says, "Can I have five minutes of your time?" You answer yes, and the caller immediately hangs up. Then, you look at the clock.
...And you feel five fucking minutes older.
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Five Nights at Chicanery's

I am not crazy! I know he killed those people! As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that springlock suit in the back to hide him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That puppet! Are you telling me that a person just happens to die like that? No! He orchestrated it! Afton! He always comes back! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I won't let his soul rest! What was I thinking? He'll never die. He'll never die! Ever since the family diner, always the same! Couldn't keep his son out of the animatronic mouth! But not our Afton! Couldn't be precious Afton! Killing people! And he gets to always come back!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him!
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