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Internet dorks

In the late 1980's, the Internet was made more accessible to the general public. This meant that scientists and other intelligent people could put up their website and other people around the world and possibly in other worlds could view this intelligent information. 
For a while, this is how it worked, until the Internet dorks came and destroyed it with the introduction of pornography. This had severely weakened the intelligence of the Internet, but the intelligent people still managed to keep a hold on the Internet. 
For a few years, the Internet dorks were a minority on the Internet. Whenever they spoke up, the intelligent people would quickly use their cracking powers to shut up the Internet dorks. Nothing made by humans could come without conflict. The intelligent people knew this. They accepted the fact that they would have to keep the Internet dorks tucked under a rug. 
Then the Internet dorks rebelled. In a display of utter defiance, the Internet dorks posted the dreaded All Your Base video. 
The intelligent people fought hard to keep down the rise of Internet dorks. For a while there was an epic struggle in which both sides were in a stalemate. Then the Internet dorks did something dreadful. They started speaking in 1337. 
Without knowing what the Internet dorks would do, the intelligent people didn't stand a chance. They were quickly wiped out. The dorks were arrested and Blocked off the internet for trolling and Uploading Garbagey Content and vandalisim.
There still remains a few lingering around some forums, but there are far too many Internet dorks lurking around the Internet for the intelligent people to do anything about them. Whenever an intelligent person makes himself known on the Internet, he is quickly swarmed with messages typed in the bizarre language known as 1337. He is then converted and becomes an Internet dork. 
The Internet is now a barren wasteland of filth and slime because of these Internet dorks. 
===Defence against Internet dorks===
You may be an intelligent person yourself and may want to know about how to defend yourself against Internet dorks. The best way to defend yourself is by avoiding their main breeding grounds. 
Stay away from SPAM forums. If you enter there, you will come out an Internet dork. 
Also: try to stay in a forum where there the admin is an intelligent person. That way, he will use the divine banning powers to smite any evil that comes in his forum. 
Most of all: Don't try and deal with the Internet dorks if you do not have divine mod powers. This will only turn you into one of them. Only the all-powerful moderators have the power to smite the Internet dorks. Send all Dork sightings to Me, at SuperMod.
Hey dorks!!! Ba626(gysqggdwu71(2:6(
===Conclusion===
Please have a safe Internet experience. And remember: If you're an Internet dork: 0MGW7FBBQ!1!! STFU n00b!!!1!
Thank you.
==See also==
*King of the Internet
*The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975.
*Xaositects
Category: Internet
Internet toaster

The Internet toaster was at one point a fictional device and/or term used by old ladies to downplay technology. However, thanks to widespread incompetence and stupidity, the Internet toaster is rapidly becoming mainstream. 
==Invention==
In 1999, back when the Internet was shiny and MC Hammer wasn't broke, geeks everywhere scrambled to invent useless crap, a process known as bubble inflation. The bright idea came about to allow cooks everywhere to access recipes via the Internet. Thus, the Internet toaster was born. Nobody is entirely sure why the Internet fridge wasn't created instead, seeing as it needs, you know, recipes.
==Recipes==
At release, there were 3 recipes available for the Internet toaster.
* Bread
* Toast
* Flaming Brick of Blackened Wheat
Three months later, the manufacturer went bankrupt due to rampant piracy of its unique and original recipes.
==Rebirth==
Within a year's time from the collapse of the Internet toaster manufacture, clever toaster aficionados fabricated a modchip for everyone's favorite Internet-enabled paperweight. Use of the Internet toaster skyrocketed, as people found more and more things to do instead of making toast.
* CD Burning (Gotta love the smell of polycarbonate plastic in the morning)
* Running Linux
* Pop-up advertising (Leading to the invention of the Pop-up blocker)
* Wasting electricity
==Known Issues==
Due to technological constraints, Internet toasters are known to have issues with overheating. Un-modded toasters typically don't have an issue, but toaster-modding enthusiasts are reporting massive amounts of burnt bytes and melted butter co-processors. Some reports are trickling in about solving this issue with liquid nitrogen, but these have not been confirmed. Besides, it ruins the taste!
There have been two toaster-related fatalities due to toaster viruses. The FDA is investigating.
==The Future==
Rumors have been circulating regarding an Internet Toaster 2.0, with integrated WhyFry and even more moving parts. Focus groups are calling it "The best thing since sliced bread".
Category: Invention
Category: Internet
Category: Toast
Interociter

The Interociter is a high-tech device of the future that can be used for many different and helpful purposes. A veritable Swiss Army Knife of a tool, it is capable of everything from communications to firing a death ray. The future is packed tightly into these wonderful machines. Every Interociter is supplied as a make-it-yourself kit with easy-to-follow instructions.
==Market Competition==
Rumor has it that Apple was going to create the first iNterociter, but someone beat them to it. Instead, the corporation moved on to build the iPod, which remains the Interociter's biggest competitor to this day, though not fitted with a death ray. The major competitive difference between the two is that the iPod is mostly portable, whereas the Interociter is predominantly stationary.
==Functions==
*Voice chat
*Webcam
*Telephone
*Television
*Laserdisc player
*Internet-ready
*Pre-installed spyware
*Death Ray (Long or Short Distance)
*Closed-Circuit TV/Security Camera (CCTV)
*.MP3, .WMA, and .M4a compatibility, capable of holding 2013912 songs
*Cooks Toaster Pastries, makes hot chocolate and warms syrup without burning them
*AM/FM CD Player
*Radiation Chamber
*Atom Storage Box
*Soft-Serve Ice Cream Machine
*"Snapples caps off any sized bottle or jar, and it really, really works!"
*Microwave Oven
*Tool for removing stones from a horse's hooves.
*A device for extracting the truth from any given statement.
*A strange little spiky tool with no apparent purpose.
...it even comes with a free Garth Brooks CD.
==User Testimonials==
==Optional Extras==
*Volterator
*Electron Sorter
*Miss Interociter
*Tool for removing stones from a tool for removing stones from a horse's hooves.
*Anti-vandal bot.
==Ordering your Interociter==
To get your Interociter, simply contact your normal distributor of XC condensors. The Interocitor Supply Company will intercept your order and send you a catalog made of a substance that may or may not be paper. At which point, you may order all of the parts required for the model of Interociter you are building. Instructions are included and you may begin building your very own Interociter.
Category:Technology
Inuits vs. Eskimos

Inuits vs Eskimos is the title of one of Chris Iceberg's most famous and most controversial stand-up comedy routines. This routine is widely considered to be the breakthrough routine that established his status as a comedy fixture after he left Eskimo Night Live, which runs for 6 straight months every winter.
The routine is essentially an eight-minute rant about behaviors that Iceberg sees in a subset of the Eskimo community. He describes "Inuits" as a cohort whose behavior—which embodies many negative native-American stereotypes—is usually detrimental to the image of other Eskimo people. The "inuits", he says, glorify ignorance and sloth, and brag about fulfilling any minor responsibility.
==Transcript==
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==Cultural impact==
The routine was a hugely popular part of Iceberg's set, but when a DVD of the show was released and shown in rural areas, there was a considerable backlash. For many of the Eskimo people, the distinction made between "Eskimo" and "Inuit" was unhelpful, and served only to reinforce racial stereotypes about all indigenous people of Northern America.
The opposition to the routine culminated in a thinkpiece by Eskimo intellectual Jessie Tootoo published in the Juneau Times: "We live our whole lives with the spectre of this racial stereotype, and we might like to distance ourselves from it by 'selecting' some among us and dubbing them an underclass that deserves the abuse [...] but the fact is, for a racist, all Eskimos are Inuits, and Iceberg's routine is likely to make that racist feel more sure about his prejudices about all of us."
Iceberg, for his part, has since "retired" the routine, stating that while he does not regret it, he felt like it "was a routine that could be taken the wrong way by an audience it was not intended for."
For non-Alaskan audiences, it must be borne in mind that the "Inuit" occupies a particular place in the local white population's imagination, representing, as Tootoo notes, "the ultimate bogeyman", and the principal source of the region's crime, delinquency and drugs trade.
Former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin caused a storm in a 2006 interview in which she praised both Iceberg's routine and the essential attractiveness of the "Inuit boys" adding "Once you go Inuit, you really get into it." Palin was widely condemned for her remarks, with the Association for Eskimo Peoples stating: "This is another comment which taps into a reductive image of a portion of our population: that we are well-hung, rhythmic bad-asses, good principally for upsetting your (white) parents. You cannot 'go' Inuit, you cannot be 'Inuited', you simply make love to an Eskimo as you would to any other man. Bitch."
Category:Comedy
Category:North America
Category:Racism
Category:Alaska
Invasion of Grenada (video game)

War: vs. 
Gr3n4da: I luv communism
*h0lly_w00d_m@n has entered the game*
h0lly_w00d_m@n: j00r nu7m3g iz MINE!!!!11!1
*h0lly_w00d_m@n has invaded Gr3n4da*
h0lly_w00d_m@n: IM IN UR ISLAND, TOPPLIN UR REGIMES
Mama_Th4tch: WTF
h0lly_w00d_m@n: yay
 *h0lly_w00d_m@n has won!* 
Category:War Games
Category:Caribbean Sea
Invisible

When something that should be there, isn't. Or, it is there, you just can't see it. Invisible things can still be touched, invisible people can still be fucked. Invisible things have a habit of going missing, so if I were you, I'd ask for a visible baby when you request one from your spouse. Scientists once argued whether the insides of humans were invisible. It took 4 years and 400 billion English pounds of research to establish that no, people innards are not invisible. Something that was discovered, however, was just how much blood a body can lose before it still doesn't lose visibility. Invisibility! Look out for it!
* Invisibility
* The page with no title
* Nihilism
* Hangul filler
Invisible Hurricanes/Real Hurricane

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Category:Pages that don't look like the things they're about
Invisible Mosquitos

Have you ever been walking down the street and suddenly you could swear something has landed on your neck. When you check there's nothing there. You have been victimized by the Invisible Mosquitos.
== The Natural Habitat of Invisible Mosquitos ==
Invisible Mosquitos can be found anywhere and everywhere. Well, they can't be found, really. More like felt. Anyway, the point is that they can strike anytime. Since they are invisible, very few photos have been taken of them. But everyone has been bit by one. They are very common in crowded places, such as malls, restaraunts, political speeches, concerts, and your mom's bedroom- or bed. They also live in your basement with Uncle Toby and his partner, Greg. So, whenever your fucking around wasting time and you feel something on your neck, it's not the boogeyman, it's probably some Invisible Mosquitos ready to devour your flesh. Either way, RUN!!!!
== Feeding Habits ==
Naturally, Invisible Mosquitos drink blood much like normal mosquitos (doesn't everyone?). Except, if they are left to their own devices for a long amount of time, they'll liquidate and eat your brains too. No more, no less. They usually attack in swarms and almost always make you look like an ass in public when your swatting at the air screaming like a retard. Usually in front of someone you would like to impress.
== How to get away from them ==
 
START running, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!
== Prey of the Invisible Mosquitos ==
Everyone and everything. Even other invisible mosquitos. You think they discriminate? They don't discriminate.
== Natural Predators of the Invisible Mosquitos ==
There are only a few natural predators of the Invisible Mosquitos. Their main predators are invisible mosquito hawks. Angels are also very good at maintaining Invisble Mosquito populations. These two predators will sometimes mate, resulting in Angel Hawks.
== Ways to dispose of Invisible Mosquitos ==
Since they are invisible, it is very hard to dispose of them. But there are a few methods:
*1. Get your flamethrower and fire everywhere around you (if you don't mind criminal charges).
*2. Stop, drop and roll (this will only delay the mosquitos and most likely only piss them off).
*3. Start swatting like crazy (although this will do nothing, it will at least make you somewhat amusing before you die).
Category:Things that don't exist
Category:Invisible Things
Category:Insects
Invisible stones

Discovered in the late 1980's, Invisible stones have intrigued and mystified man for almost 20 years. Highly unstable in their visible form, these mysterious objects have many myths and legends associated with them.
==Myths and legends==
===The alien myth===
Upon first discovering the invisible stones, man first thought that they were alien artifacts from a distant world. Many of the drunken hillbillies important, highly respected scientists that discovered the stone said that though they appeared alien, they were just invisible to the naked eye and shiny, cause y'all know we likes that stuff
===The legend===
Someone once said they walked into an invisible wall. Most people told them they were crazy. Others said they had their eyes closed. But a small, determined few said that they walked into a phenomenon only know as an Invisible stone, coming from a world unlike our own. These people were promptly hung for blasphemy, but it's the thought that counts.
===The you've got to be kidding me myth===
The most widely accepted theory about the stones (though its entirely a myth) is that people who see these stones are linked to those who see dead people. Of course that just crazy, but people believe it.
===The truth?===
==It's all about Location, Location==
Let's face it, the places that have the stones, have the tourists. But finding these marvels of nature is no easy task. That's why hundreds of people everyday are sent out searching for these wonderful objects. If you are unemployed, the following may help you out.
===USA===
In the USA, the stones may be found in all major states (51 to be exact), though most mining takes place in;
*Alaska(apparently they're easier to find in snow... go figure)
*Hawaii(mainly in Waikiki, but only if you can find one of the 52 ABC stores)
*Along side the road of Route 66
===Canada===
Anywhere you can find snow or maple syrup
===Australia===
*Coober Peedy (at first they thought they were opals.
*Uluru (that big rock thing, most commonly known as Ayers Rock). Perhaps the most famous example of an invisible rock turned visible by ancient arts.
*Sydney's freeways, where traffic jams caused by people ramming into them seems to be a common occurrence.
==Collections==
Many museums and stone display places will have at least a small collection of invisible stones, however the most famous collection (though not technically a museum) can be found at hanging rock in Australia where someone people died when an invisible rock came and pushed them off a cliff. The invisible rocks are now safely behind glass cages and can be viewed by all.
==See also==
*Thing you didn't even know existed
*death
*suicide
Category:Things that are definitely out to get you
Category:Geography of the United States
Category:Geography of Canada
Category:Geography of Australia
Category:Invisible Things
Category:Stones
Iowa State University

Iowa State University is a something-grant university in Ames, Iowa, a western nowhere outside of Des Moines. 
== Education ==
The university offers a number of educational programs, most notably
* Transferring students to the University of Iowa for a better education
* Football
== Demographics ==
Ames, Iowa is home to a majority "minority" population. Eskimos make up the largest segment with 78% followed by Chinese Hispanic non-islanders with 43%.
== Sports ==
The university has a number of sports teams, few of which are any good.
Baseball was played at Iowa State until 2001 then they decided no one cares about baseball so began focusing more of their attention to owning at other sports.
The Iowa State football team's season traditionally ends in mid-September, after playing the University of Iowa. This football schedule is not normal when compared to most NCAA football teams; but the school insists that they will NOT attempt to win a game after the Iowa-Iowa State game. Iowa State has honored thier word and has refused to play good football after the annual Iowa matchup.
== Recreation ==
Looking forward to their yearly football game against their eastern Iowa rival and generally giving up on the rest of the season. The wrestling team, which also doubles as the cauliflower suppliers for the cafeteria dining centers has been a top program for over half a century. 
Category:Universities and colleges in the United States
Category:Iowa
Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions

Article Info
iPod nano 200 GB Instructions 
Created:September 23, 2005
By:Chronarion
Category:PCs & HowTo
Summary:Wow 200 GB of music on your Nano. Battery life is a bit reduced however.
The iPod nano is a great testament to clean engineering, design, and efficiency in a portable device. However, Apple failed to consider that the available storage capacity is very small! UncycloMedia Commons has released this guide to installing additional storage on your iPod nano brand device. It might be a good idea to set aside a good two to three hours to installing this addon, but it's pretty easy to perform, as long as you know what you're doing. 
==Before you Start==
Before you get started, you're going to need the following components, easily orderable online.
(1) iPod nano 2 GB model, white. 
(1) Soldering iron
(1) Silver non rosin core solder
(1) Phillips screwdriver 
(1) RAIDMAX IDE interface controller, model 323RS-0
(1) Maxtor Diamond Plus 9 200 GB IDE 3.5" HD
(1) Rounded IDE Cable
(1) Brain to figure out power consumption
Note that this set of instructions will not work with the black version. Be sure to ask your retailer which model you are receiving prior to shipment. As well as not working with the black version, this will also not work with the 4 GB version so check the version and space before performing any modification to the iPod.
Note that the 200 GB capacity enables you to store about 50,000 pieces of music. If this capacity is filled with illegal "warez" mp3s, you can be fined up to 75,000 USD. (204,800 megabytes, 4 megabytes per song, 10 songs per CD, average CD price illegally fixed at 15 USD)
This is not covered by the warranty. (please read the Electronic Universal Language Association for more information regarding this.)
(Note that images in this article are jacked from ArsTechnica, who, in a strange sort of endorsement, linked to this page. We're not sure what this means.)
Category:IPod
Category:FA Technology‏
Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions/Page 1

Article Info
iPod nano 200 GB Instructions 
Created:September 23, 2005
By:Chronarion
Category:PCs & HowTo
Summary:Wow 200 GB of music on your Nano Battery life is a bit reduced however.
=Step 1 - Disassembly=
First, put on a static wrist strap and attach it to a grounded surface to avoid damaging the iPod nano.
Open the package. Remove your iPod nano from the protective casing. Admire the packaging.
Remove the packaging from your hard drive, and lay it on the table.
=Step 2 - Jumper settings=
Set the jumpers on the hard drive for cable select. Using any other setting could cause harm to your iPod nano. Attach the rounded IDE cable to the hard drive, black end into the unit. Take care to align the red wire with pin 1 on the main interface line..
=Step 3 - Opening it=
Disassemble the iPod nano using a screwdriver, and a Dremel. Use a very fine bit on the Dremel to avoid tarnishing the finish. Separate the two halves of the shell, and lay them on the table. Remove each part and place them separately. Remove the click wheel, and battery components to expose the mainboard. Remove the LCD screen with care, as it is very delicate. Avoid allowing dust to settle on it. When you are done, it should look like this.
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Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions/Page 2

Article Info
iPod Nano 200Gb Insturctions 
Created:September 23, 2005
By:Chronarion
Category:PCs & HowTo
Summary:Wow 200gb of music on your Nano Battery life is a bit reduced however.
=Step 4 - Desoldering Flash=
As your new iPod Nano with expanded storage capacity will no longer require the puny amounts that it originally came with, you should use solder flux and braid to desolder the flash onboard the iPod Nano. The chips you need to desolder are indicated in the diagram below. You only need to desolder one chip, but two makes it easier to work with later. Once you've done so, you can throw away the memory chips, as they are no longer necessary.
=Step 5 - Attaching an ATA connector=
Remove the RAIDMAX RS series daughterboard from the original board. It should be easily removable, as the board was designed for expansion and easy integration. Solder the following pins to the mainboard where you dismounted the memory (don't worry, Flash and ATA are similar enough that the onboard controller can handle the signal conversion without a firmware update. After all, the CompactFlash protocol was designed with ATA in mind. Finally, Windows formats USB memory sticks in FAT32 anyway.)
You should have the following when you are completed with your soldering.
=Step 6 - Attach your hard drive=
Connect the IDE cable end to your iPod Nano now, and using the Dremel, drill a big hole in the case so that it can come out. Pass the wires through the hole, clamp the case shut. Apply a liberal amount of hot glue, and rubber band it to the hard drive. You can now carry it successfully.
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