I trolled a serial killer to death

The other day, I found a lost-footage video on YouTube. It was about a pair of urban explorers wandering in an abandoned shopping mall and running into a disfigured figure who chased and murdered them in blood and gore.
Triggered, I immediately got to the comment section after finishing the video and posted my pissy comment: "God that killer IS ugly! How the f'ck did someone end up that disfigured? He's so UGLY; it's just NOT forgivable!"
Then I replied to my own comment because I ain't done yet: "If you want ppl to watch your damned footage, at least make sure it stars someone a bit more decent-looking so that ppl don't puke themselves to death before they even finish the vid!"
That night, an account called "I_Want_A_New_Face" DMed me and told me to shove my verbal diarrhea up my behind.
They said they were the killer in that video and they would henceforth send me their other murder videos on a daily basis to let me know whom I was f'cking with.
"Fine", I replied, "but make sure you wear makeups in them."
The following night, I received my first "bonus" video.
It was about a man getting lost in some rundown underground tunnel, chased by an off-camera figure.
The man then took a tumble and his chaser jumped into the scene—it was the same disfigured figure from the previous vid.
The ugly f'ck then tortured and murdered his victim.
"Boring", I later commented on the vid, "oh wait, it's worse than boring, 'cause you look even uglier in this one!"
Then I went on to bash and troll anyone who had left the vid a positive comment.
Shortly afterward, the killer DM'd me again, saying they were getting serious and I was definitely gonna regret my behavior when I saw the next vid.
The following night, the killer sent me a link to a live-streaming vid on the dark web.
I clicked it without a second thought.
It was a surgical room with me strapped on the table, gagged, sedated, and whimpering.
The killer was preparing his tools on the side table.
That can't be me! I'm still in my bedroom! I thought.
That must be my twin brother Devin then. We haven't seen each other for ages, but I used to troll him like crazy when we were kids, so he totally deserves everything coming his way right now! I wonder why I never thought of doing this to him myself...
By now, the killer had finished his preparations, and without addressing the audience, the ugly f'ck removed Devin's face while he was still alive.
He then plastered the peeled face onto his own disfigured one with great precision so that he took on the original owner's appearance.
After that, the killer looked straight into the camera, right at me, and asked, "how about now, huh? Guess I'm the prettiest mother-f'ucker in the goddamned world now, huh?"
I was utterly destroyed.
I smashed my keyboard in the memest way and screamed into the mic, "OMFMFG, I haven't stared square into a face that UGLY for like friggin' mother-f'kcing years now!!!!!! OH, GOD! Just looking at it makes me wanna DIE!!!!!! Please make me DIE, GOD almighty!!! For this shit is SPOOKY!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then it was the killer's turn to be destroyed. He howled, stabbed Devin to death, cut his own throat open, and drowned in his own blood.
What can I say? Ugly mother-f'cks get what they deserve! They don't know better, so they should all die, the sooner the better.
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