Gummy Bum Gum Dum

I was scrolling through TIkTok like I do everyday looking at my followers accounts on my new iPhone 13, available from apple.com for only $799 or $33.29 per month for 24 months. I am famous on TIkTok because I am hot and the buffoons of TIkTok like hot people. Even though I ran over two people in my car (very much on accident) everyone still loves me. I had just posted a new dancing video and got 3 billion likes. (not bots trust) and I was looking through my dms when A person caught my eye. She was very hot awooga and had very real human eyes, She also had hyper realistic human lips, and even had a hyper realistic nose. SHe was very human. Her message read, "Hi. i am human would you like to meet at random abondand factory where i will not kill you and instead we can do the kissings." I blushed, she was so human and cool! I had to go even if there were incredibly high liability risks and the chances of me dying were probably about 70%. I opened my closet to decide what to wear. I could either put on my All hot pink outfit With super short shorts and a crop top to make a statement or my brother's military outfit that he got blown up in. The back was entirely gone because he died of an explosion but it felt very nice and breezy, great for a summer day. I was about to put on the military outfit when I remembered my Minecraft steve cosplay that would work perfectly. I spent months on it and it is literally perfect, any woman who sees this will immediately fall head over heels for me because it is incredibly hot. I opened my door and began to Walk down the street when I realized I didnt have any clue where i was going. As i opened up my phone to turn on the gps a man ran past me screaming while covered in blood, "DON'T GO IN THE ABONDAND FACTORY THERE IS CRAZY MONSTER IN THERE EATING PEOPLE!!!" I laughed, he reminded me of myself when I ran over two people back in 2016. (I wasn't bribed and it was very much an accident no one paid me to kill that young couple.) I ignored the man and kept walking to the factory, strangely enough it was very close to my house. What a coincidence that me and that very human girl lived close together. To get to the factory i had to walk thru the super duper mega scary woods where all the scary monsters lived (they are actually real monsters i do not have schizophrenia and i definitely took my meds yesterday.) i kept walking through the woods, shivering bc the monsters were making scary sounds at me (such as grrrrrr and ahhhhhhh) while i waked past them. This made me super ultra scared so i started to run i almost went home but the thot of getting to kiss a super real girl (who was human) kept me going. as i started running i could hear fast footsteps, so i started to run faster, and looked back to see there was nothin g behind me! It was my own footsteps!!!!!!! Crazy!!!!!! I was still very scared so i grabbed my necklace which had a jar with rainbow dash and my moms ashes in it and i gave it a kiss. It was my good luck charm and now i would definitely survive.(unlike the young couple that i wasnt paid 349,000 dollars to run over in 2016.) I finally got out of the forest and looked up to see the super big abandond factory. It was big and abandond (Obviously.) It was also made out of factory blocks like most factorys are. I opened the door that was not there because the door broke, just like that young couple I ran over back in june of 2016. (was not bribed, did not get 6 million free tiktok followers and 349k to do it.) I walked inside and looked around for the super very human girl that said she would meet me here, but when I saw her I became terrified, almost as terrfied as that young couple i ran over on jun 17th, 2016. (I was not paid to kill them by the Russian mafia because they would pay back their debts, Trust me.) On the ground in front of me laid the very human woman's corpse and a weird pink, yellow and blue creature EATING HER. It looked up to me and I saw words on its chest, the Read "I am gummy bum gum dum." WHat a scary name, it resonated with me. If I stayed here I knew I would suffer a gruesome fate, just like that couple I ran over on june 17th, 2016 at 4:08 Pm. I began to run as fast as I could, I headed towards the stairs and began climbing, although the stairs actually broke and I toppled down. My minecraft steve cosplay got destroyed and I began to cry incredibly hard, almost as hard as the young couples parents when they learned that their children had been brutally run over very much by accident. Gummy bum gum dum walked over to me and begain to laugh. It then grabbed my Iphone 13 and began reading my search history. It was so painful that my ears began to bleed. I crawled up in a ball and cried because I was sad. After about 9 hours I stopped crying and got up for a bathroom break, but thats when gummy bum gum dum leaped towards me and said "gum dummyys gum bum!" it had pngs of blood stuck on its face and when it opened its mouth i could see at least 7 teeth, but those teeth would be the last thing I ever saw because gummy bum gum dum actually eated me. 
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