Your Time Is Up

This story that I am about to tell you is 100 percent true, not a hoax of any kind.
It all started one summer day after school, I had just gotten home from school.
My parents were away for the evening, probably going out for a night on the town with their friends, so I had the entire night to myself. I had signed onto my computer, when I went to check skype, strangely, no one was online at the time. I shrugged and went to look on the internet, when I suddenly remembered something that brought me to a feeling of great nostalgia, I remembered hours of playing Banjo Kazooie on my Nintendo 64, and how much fun I had doing so. After my flashback, I decided that maybe I should give the game another go, bring back some memories. I proceeded to go to the attic and dig through an old cardboard box, my N64 nestled neatly at the bottom of it, hook ups and all. Next to it were a few games, including Superman 64, Conker's bad fur day, and finally, the game I was looking for, Banjo Kazooie. In a burst of excitement, I grabbed the game and console and dashed back downstairs to my TV, quickly hooking up the system. I took the cartridge for the game and jammed it in, than began playing, but that is when it all went to shit.
It skipped the opening sequence, you know, where the characters of the game play the main theme... but I didn't mind it as much when the title screen came, it looked... weird. The color scheme was inverted, the grass was blue, the sky was green... and banjo looked... pale and weak. I shrugged this off as a bug and pressed the start button. The game began as it normally did, but with one small change, the opening cinematic had no audio, and yet again. I shrugged it off as a bug. I began the game and made Banjo walk out of hut, and made him go to spiral mountain, but strangely, the bridge was already built. Usually, you had to beat some enemies before you could even get into Gruntilda's lair, but it skipped that part, almost as if it just wanted up to get to the point and go in. I took Banjo into the lair, and that is when things became terribly horrific. The colors were all flame red, as if I just stepped into hell instead of Grunty's lair, the music was distorted beyond recognition, and there were screams coming from every direction, my heart began to pound heavily, and I wanted to turn the game off but... I couldn't, I WANTED to continue playing, I WANTED to see what happened, so I continued. I decided to do what came first, and get the first jiggy, but when I got it from atop the usual place, I saw something that stopped my heart cold, Banjo's eyes were pitch black, with red dots for pupils, the pupils were bleeding, but the blood was made in hyper realistic style, It looked like I could just reach out and dip my fingers in it, but that wasn't the most disturbing part, the most disturbing part is that... Kazooie wasn't there, I had no idea where she was, but she wasn't in the back pack, she was gone. The camera didn't return to it's original place either, but focused on Banjo's face, his mouth slowly moving to form a grin, which made me want to scream. He stared at me for about thirty seconds, then spoke in a deep, demonic voice. "I killed her, James, and next... I WILL KILL YOU!" He began to laugh menacingly.
At this point, I was terrified of this game, how did he know my name? I didn't put my name in anywhere... After about two minutes of looking at that... HORRIBLE image, I finally had enough and turned off the console.
I sat there in the darkness for a good twenty minutes, thinking about what I had just seen, and I could not getting that image out of my head. Banjo, with his evil grin and bleeding pupils, and I could hear his voice echo in my head.. "I killed her, James, and next... I WILL KILL YOU!" After sitting there for another hour, I finally decided to get some rest, so I headed up to my bedroom. I layed in bed for several hours before drifting off to sleep. I awoke five hours later after having a terrible nightmare. Banjo was chasing me through my house, his red, bleeding eyes always open as he lunged at me, pinning me to the ground. "YOUR TIME IS UP!" He screams, and as soon as he rips my throat open, I awake, panting heavily.
I made this post as a warning to all of you Banjo Kazooie fans out their. This game is demonic, it is pure evil. If you ever see a copy of this game at a store, DON'T BUY IT. It will only make your lives worse... and shorter, because Banjo will murder you... He will stop at nothing to end you. He is still out there, looking for me, planning his attack... and I am ready for him.
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