A story built one time at a time

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==GET MOCCASINED!==
John dropped some moccasins… and the moccasins began to split like bacteria. Perhaps the moccasins will take over the world! P.S. it will be pretty tough to look through every single time in the page history, and once you finish your edits, it will likely be a different time…
They can use F3... Sayaka Maizono died. Luckily, no one cares about that in the slightest. However, Son Goku died later too, and people did start caring when that happened -specially Mexicans, who colectivily mourned the death of their childhood hero. Then, suddenly, out of nowhere, the Uncyclopedia admins deleted A story built one time at a time for no other reason than to mess with the creator. OH SHIT!!!!!!!!1!1! We're doomed, unless we kill the former plot and start add lesbians kissing and catgirls to the story to save it! :3 This is one of the correct options, as all genders are allowed to be gay and/or cats on this page.
All right, listen up, you one-lifespan, three-dimensional, five-sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!All right, listen up, you one-lifespan, three-dimensional, five-sense skin puppets! For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!
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nah i'd win
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And then they had an epic fight!!!!!!!!!!!</div>
Bill Cipher won, of course, being a supernatural dream dæmon. Therefore, Pichu had to become a near infinitely long, Planck thickness line that felt pain (and nothing else) because Bill is like that. How did Pichu even get here anyways, isn't he meant to be in the story-eating cat's stomach? But you see, the one that was on the cat's stomach was Pichu the Pichu, whereas this simply was an unnamed Pichu; two completely different characters. I bet Pichu the Pichu would DESTROY Bill Cipher. He probably would, but he's now in the stomach of a demon cat trying to fight an inevitable death, so it's not like he can now.... Anyways, now that us controllers of the ASBOxAAT universe are done with our debate on whether or not Pichu or Bill Cipher would win in a death battle, let's see what our Bunxsutawney Bill does next.
Hey, what the triangles did you just call me? "Bunxsutawney Bill"? That doesn't even makes sense! I like it! So much, in fact, that I will grant you the gift of pain and suffering for all eternity! Ain't that wonderful?Hey, what the triangles did you just call me? "Bunxsutawney Bill"? That doesn't even makes sense! I like it! So much, in fact, that I will grant you the gift of pain and suffering for all eternity! Ain't that wonderful?
But then the Grue Fenris2010 came.(No Squaw Dee, Alula, DaniPine3, and Brown, you are not stopping me from inserting myself into this story.)
 
Hah, look at this fella! It really thinks it can eat me that easily! It'd be a shame if the tables turned and this creature was the one to get eaten... Hah, look at this fella! It really thinks it can eat me that easily! It'd be a shame if the tables turned and this creature was the one to get eaten... 
holy cow is that a planck-length-thick indefinitely long yellow line, a god that resembles the illuminati, and a brown hungry creature?
WAIT THAT'S PICHU, BILL CIPHER HIMSELF, AND A GRUE... HOLY SHIT...
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Wait a second! Bill Cipher is dead!
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But Bill Cipher never heard the answer because Fenris2010 had gotten impatient and had eaten him, interdimensional essence and all. This brings up the next question; how can a grue eat an interdimensional god who controls life, the universe, and everything? Well, it's easy: eating the interdimensional god permanently binds the eater to the god's will, but it only applies in the specific circumstance in which the universe is about to get reset. Speaking of which, the universe is about to get reset NOW! 
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yeah let's goooo i don't have to be a planck-length-thick line that feels pain anymore
=== Universe reset (i swear we haven't run out of ideas already) ===
Bill, get the fuck out!
Bill Cipher was promptly devoured by the cat whole.
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Greetings, Mr. Bill. The name's Pichu; Pichu the Pichu! Got any, mmmmmmmmm, problems?
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Why aren't you up here with us Pikaclones then? Oh, and don't mind that skeleton that looks like a Pikachu there.
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Aw man. I really liked his company. Bye, Bill!
Anyway, time to continue the story that the bright yellow fucker so rudely interrupted.
*Bill zaps the narrator and turns them into a horrendous monstrosity that's in constant pain and suffering* 
Fuck you Bill Cipher
 did somebody say den e 
*Bill zaps the narrator once more, transforming them into an Ouroborus-like monster which is eating its own body and destroying itself in the process.*
 what the fuck did you just do to them?! 
 
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Bunxsutawney Bill is hit by a 900-kilogram meteor, while the BIG, BIG guy prepares his next move.
(akward silence)
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Now that he's gone, we can-