HHPAY Lost Episode: Himiko Make Baby

It was a normal day on the BFDI Wiki, until i saw a user named Matt3371 make a courtroom. In the courtroom. I joined the courtroom, but I decided to only spectate, as i didn't want to invade the conversation. Matt3371, Ziin, Egg, and Gendo were talking about making a page on the HHPAY Wiki. Later, I saw gendo make a link to an article named "HIMIKO MAKE BABY". When I opened the link, there was a bunch of flashing colors. The weird colors morphed into what i thought was the HHPAY logo with Fuyuhiko and Korekiyo from Danganronpa dabbing? I can't quite remember, not that i care anyway.
I was clearly angry, so i wrote a comment about how this obviously wasn't a real episode. While i waited, i decided to play Osu!, a game im really good at. After playing for a while, i saw Ziin and Gendo try to defend the fake episode. They were saying things like "OH OF COURSE ITS REAL, KOTAKU CONFIRMED IT!" Were they insane? It's not real! Annoyed, I try to calm down and attempt to FC some songs on Osu!, but i noticed i was experiencing major input delay. After a while, the supposed "real" HHPAY lost episode played. I regret ever watching that video. It started off with Hatsune Miku taunting me saying "Come here and fight us if your so mad!". I was enraged, and immediatly started driving in my Free Candy van towards Eggs house, at 1:30 AM.
I was still watching the video while i was driving, I was starting to think that this could be a real lost episode after all...I was still hesitant to believe it though. It showed Julie fighting Hatsune Miku from earlier, and Julie was easily beating Miku. The video must have sped up time, since i was at Eggs house at no time. I quietly said under my breath "Time to make some omelettes". Once i came inside, there was no Egg, to my dismay. All i found was a Hatsune Miku minifigure and that HHPAY DS Game....I could tell none of this was worth the drive.
I looked on the wiki and realized i still had 3 targets left. Ziin, Gendo and Matt. I decided Gendo was next. The video on my laptop continued playing, it was in the style of an HHPAY episode, oddly enough. The episode was titled "Himiko Make Baby" and it started off with Korekiyo Shinguji playing Osu!? Wasn't that the game I was just playing?! Oh, and Fuyuhiko was listening to that one Dream song. I was too interested in the video for me to notice that my car was driving off the road. Before i could stop it, it hit a car with a blanket in it. Upon stopping, I went to the living blankets car and asked where Gendo was. The piece of cloth then said "Uh- gendo's up the street." I grabbed the blanket and we quickly drove to Gendo's house. Before exiting, though, the video from my laptop had a sudden increase in volume, which was very ear-piercing. It showed Fuyuhiko and Korekiyo yelling for help before their voices melted into feminine sounding voiced. I could see the blanket was traumatized. When i glanced back, the two from the video now had pink and blue hair respectively. After a while, a brown haired person with an androgynous voice started laughing manicaically. The two now resembled the hhpay protagonists with hyperrealistic eyes. Julie soon came in too, laughing just like the brown haired person saying "I WIN."
I leave the blanket there while i head to Gendo's house. I knock on the door while i put a landmine by the side. I quickly drive off before i hear a big booming noise. The house with cut into fifty pieces, with debree flying everywhere. My throat strated to feel queasy, i stomped on the gas petal driving me and the blanket at 100mph through the destroyed house. After that, i started to wonder how the blanket knew Gendo's location. Just to be safe, i threw it out of the passengers seat to no avail, as she just hung on to the antenna of the truck. Next I went after Ziin. As i start driving towards their location, i saw a bright light. I wondered, "its 2:25am, what could be this bright? Until i realized it was fire. The was a forest nearby me burning. There was a single glue stick, with a horrid smile. That smile made me look at the screen, only to find the brown haired girl and Julies eyes also turned hyperrealistic, and then they walked off the screen. As I went to Ziins home and examined inside the household, there was no Ziin to be found. I looked at the laptop, and Julie and brown girl were inside the burning forest. I a went to the forest with the pc, i saw the glue stick burning to ashes, laughing. I punch him back to his senses, and scream at him saying "WHERE IS ZIIN?"
He retorted "Who's zin i am a gamer". I winced, deciding to yank him in the car. After a bit more driving, i saw a roadblock. It was a figure with an axe...It was like Shuichi Saihara, except mutilated into a horrible centipede. The blanket who was holding on to the rear of my van desperately tries running away only to be devoured by the 16 legged monster. The glue stick in a panic says "What the hell is this thing with an axe doing wheres Gluey help" Gluey must've heard this call for help, as he comes out with a molotov cocktail burning the diseased bug to death. But it turns out that the thing was acually Ziin, and the blanket was actually Matt! But hold on..i still need Egg. But there was only that Miku figure and that DS game at eggs house, and no sign of any eggs...
A person that looks like blanket but human, comes up with her car pondering where normal blanket is, but to avoid a fight I forcefully dragged her in the car with Glue Stick and Gluey. I grabbed the laptop after that wondering what was on it now. The "video" was showing a still image of Korekiyo and Fuyuhiko with the brown haired girl srictly watching them. Everyone else in the car was watching the still image with a week old bag of popcorn, while i was driving looking for Egg. Human Blanket then noticed that the person who was driving was wearing a mask with a crudely drawn smile on it. After more driving for egg, to no avail, i started to realize my hair was turning pink, and my shirt was turning a tint of orange.
I heard a voice in my mind, it was Julie's...she was laughing maniacally, just like how she was in the video. As i was starting to lose grip Gluey grabbed the wheel and went full speed. I'm talking like 150mph. I was quickly shoved into the back seat as my shirt and hair continued changing. Before i knew it, we were in an old GameStop and there was a single Nintendo DS in the middle of the barren store. Glue Stick saw it and wiped the dust off of it on the floor. Glue Stick realized that this was Eggs DS Kog gave her. And then i remembered. There was one last troll i forgot. Kogglyuffs. I drove off to Kogs house with half of my hair gone leaving the rest of the gang at the Game Store, not listening to julies voice telling me to stay there. Gluey and the gang decide to camp at the GameStop playing Pokemon Platinum on the DS. I finally reached kogs house with my hair falling rapidly, impatiently waiting for a response. Kog came in saying "Go away stupid twitter ass". In anger, i Falcon Punched him and asked where Egg was. Kog, braindeadily, says that Egg is at his house vibin.
I run through the house but fall halfway looking like a headless chicken. Egg walks up to me with a human buffalo wing in her hand. I pull the axe I stole from Ziins corpse, and started waving it and spun it like link from "The Legend of Danganronpa" Before i noticed the house had a bomb in it, and egg threw the human buffalo wing and me while i was swinging my axe, cutting the chicken wing bomb in half...i thought it was over...but then, Gron from The Return To Freddys saved me. When i was gonna thank him, she slipped on a bar of soap, and broke his neck in the bathtub. Rest In Peace. But i realized, the phone was in the van still. I needed to stop Himiko Make Baby before it was too late. I figured out that my dreamy hair was becoming pink because of the image. I went back to the car and it was different. The pink and blue haired girls were shivering in fear in the video, they looked to be in a basement...but it was too late to save them.
It's impossible to pause the video. And it's impossible to break the phone, because im not strong enough anymore. I look over thru kogs house, i noticed there were some stairs leading down. I crawled down to the basement, where i saw them. The pink haired girl had a mask and seemed very calm during the whole situation, while the bluehaired girl was wearing an eyepatch and was spewing out curse words every 5 seconds. Then, i saw a green figure in a T looking posture. She had two katanas on each of her arms. It was Julie. I thought the brown haired girl was there, but it was two late to worry about that. Julie grabbed her katanas and slashed the pink and blue haired girls heads off. She quietly muttered "You got all 4 of them, is this what you wanted?.." What i saw next terrified me. Julie started to chuckle while eating what was left to the girls. My pink hair started rapidly growing, my outfit looking more orange and girly than ever...like a popstar. As things got fuzzy, I saw Julie take out a katana. As I started becoming the pink haired girl, I knew this was the end..." Julie started to put her katana in the air, ready to strike with a grim, blank expression...but someone i never thought i'd see again returned again. It was the legendary Juligi. It was like Julie with Luigi's face. Juligi grabbed the other katana and started a duel with Julie. While they were katana fighting i remembered the HHPAY ds on Egg's house that i took with me. I took advantage of the fight and fleed to my van to meet the gang again because they had a ds too! The Gang rewelcomed me. Then i saw a yellowed heared man who looked like he was 10. It was Kagamine Len.
He was with Glue Stick and Gluey held a napalm launcher. And suddenly my dumb hair was fixed, but i still wore that dumb shirt. Len looked at me and said "lol gay" After Julie was defeated by Juligi, he looked at me and waved goodbye, as he ascended home. Me and the gang went home and left the phone there. I will never watch another HHPAY episode again. THE END.
Max Crumbly Dream, signing off.
==Epilogue==
I decided to play the HHPAY DS GAME after a while and i decided to put the miku minifigure on the ds as a amiibo, and believe it or not, it worked. Now I was controlling Hatsune Miku and Julie appeared and the game crashed. After that i checked my deviantart and noticed a comment on my point. "mregghead has commented on your post." What i saw next was that... thing telling me to play danganronpa. I got pissed and told it to piss off. It only got worse next. It started to tell me how i need to play it and how HHPAY is "sussy" I got tired of that guys bullcrap and blocked it. It was the worst mistake of my life. Some hours later i received another comment on my DA. Another user told me to how they loved my art until they said that i should play danganronpa and that they thinked it would fit my artstyle. I then looked at the profile and noticed it was him, the shuichi centipede. How was he alive? i saw him die! They where still alive?? Then on the BFDI Wiki I saw a comment. Still Alive.
I didnt really care so i turned my brain off again and played more osu lol.
Mak Crumbly Dream, signing off again
The End
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