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DERGINS.dec

Okay, first things first, I am used to be a huge Magic the Gathering nerd. I had all of the cards and promos. I would pray to Richard Garfield every night, after a long daytime session of Magic Online. I could not get out of my seat when I started playing because I was so attached to the game (and the dry Mountain Dew). And when I did get out of my chair, it was to get the pizza delivery from the Chinese food guy. The only time I ever went outside was to go to FNMs or the church of Shrek, the other deity I worship. I loved the game, and I thought that nothing could separate it from me, except for a brick wall.
Then, everything changed when the Atarka clan attacked.
It was a bright summer day when it happened, not like I would care. I had gathered all of the Pop Tarts that my mom had bought. I was playing standard to test a new brew called "Mono-Purple Control". It had a shiny Charizard, my favorite Vanguard. As I was testing it out, I got matched up with a player named "natasmai666". This person seemed very trustworthy. He was playing a deck he called, "mono-reD rabblEmAsTer Hell." It was a pretty good deck, and he beat me 66-6. I thought, "Huh. How strange. Must be one of those MtGO glitches." I was, somehow wrong, believe it or not.
After the game, he started a chat with me and stated that he wanted to trade something for his deck. I was really impressed by it, so I asked what he wanted my to trade it for. He took about 21.527 seconds to respond with, "Your soul." I was shocked. Was this some sort of cruel joke?
And by that, I mean, wow! What a deal! You bet that I'd want to trade a lousy Soul of Zendikar for a badass Mono-Red deck!
So, I agreed to the trade and we did. But, when I clicked the button to trade, MtGO crashed! Can you believe it? Oh, yes you can, MtGO crashes ALL OF THE TIME!
When I clicked back on MtGO, I was relieved that natasmai666 was still in a conversation with me, and he told me the trade was complete. He gave me a link to what the deck should look like, named DERGINS.dec.exe, and so I downloaded it. I couldn't trust him without checking, so I went to my card library to find that everything was normal. Then I checked the download. I looked down the list, and then checked my library.
I screamed. I couldn't believe what this horrible man had done to my collection. I was expecting to find a deck in it, but I was greeted oh so differently. I opened it to find that they all had pictures of decapitation, torture, and demonic rituals (not Dark Rituals, mind you). But the worst was still to come. I checked what blue cards I had, and then I screamed so loud you could hear it from the moon. It was an atrocity. A monster.
A Fugitive Wizard.
I killed myself immediately.
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DETH 2 DA PLANKZ

THE WAR HAS HAPPENED! THE PLANKS ARE HERE!
We hung up the flag of anti-plankism and grabbed our flame-throwers ready to burst some Planks into flames, but then there was General Superplankofdeath, the most powerful plank who was resistant to fire but we had the most powerful mage who can shoot fire from HER mouth and hands, XXProValenciaXx who can shoot Atomic Breath like GodzillaFan1 (Hehe, I mean Gojira/Godzilla) and is generally more powerful then the Plank himself but they have a secret weapon, FRED FIGGLEHORN! Since I was his brother, I had to traditionally kick his fucking ass, here comes a battle scene!
So, Fred walks up and yells at me "YOU FUCKING SLUT WHATCHU DOIN' HERE! THIS IS AN INTER-GALACTIC WAR YOU DIP SHIT" so I said: "Fuck you" and shot him with cryokinesis, freezing him up so I literally kicked his ass back to Neptune. Most of the planks by now were burning husks of body on da floor, they all did the dinosaur on the floor, but now there was General Plankizzle. I walked up, atomic breathed on my hand and slapped his face, spinning his head around and giving him a ultra-brain aneurism and he died. Everyone died but I was alive so a skeleton popped out and I slapped it's brains out. Turns out it was reanimated and I just stopped it from destroying da world, then I died from the shock.
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Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
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DETH TRUMPET

YouTube video featuring this pasta.
Yisterday, I bot a trumpit off of ebiy for 45 dolars. Wen it arrived at my howz, it wuz a gold trumpit, which wuz werd cuz trumpetz r yooshally sulvir. Wen I tok out teh trumpt, it cummed with blod red valv oil an a corroded mouth piece. i pit teh blod red valve ol into mai trompet an wen i pley et, it spurt blod all ovur mai wal. I went to slep and then i hed a nitemaer about a trompet eatin me aliv. Wen i wok up, a trumboen wuz settin next tu my deth trompet. I went tu teh batroom to hied an tek a big nastee shet. Teh trombpet an trumboen falowd me an tehn they kelld me. teh trombun used itz slide to fuk me in teh assholes and teh trumpot suofucated me. I ded in teh end cuz thatz how i wrot tes creepypasta.
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DETH TRUMPET: Remastered Edition

It was a calm Saturday morning, the birds were chirping and shitting, the warm summer breeze flowing into the grass that the Mexican Cartel freshly cut an hour earlier, and the sun was reaching it's peak. It was great, I brewed myself a cup of coffee and turned on the TV. I heard the sound of a UPS truck pulling up to my house. The man was carrying a medium-sized box towards my door. He sets it down and returns to his truck. I opened the door to see what he delivered. It was my trumpet that I ordered yesterday on eBay for 45 dollars (It was a great deal too). I took the box inside and set up my camera to make a generic shitty unboxing video. I opened the cardboard box with a box cutter. I sweeped away all the styrofoam peanuts and picked up the case of the trumpet. I unlatched the locks and proceeded to open the trumpet. The experience was quite odd, as the trumpet is unusually gold. A typical trumpet would be pure silver brass, but this particular trumpet had a gold lacquer finish to it. In the case, the trumpet was prepared with a blood-red looking valve oil, as well as a corroded mouthpiece. I oiled the valves with the spooky looking valve oil like a dumb ass, and I proceeded to play. Closing my eyes, I raised the trumpet to my lips and buzzed a little jazz tune. The trumpet played with perfect tone, no flaws or anything. I opened my eyes, greeted with the sight of a bloody wall. Upon investigating, I found out that the trumpet spurted out blood, painting my wall with what seems to be like the blood-red valve oil. It was getting late, so I went upstairs to my room and fell asleep. I had a nightmare about a trumpet stretching it's bell, ready to eat me alive. The trumpet spewed blood mist and a dead squid that committed suicide. That's all I could remember before waking up in a puddle of sweat. It was early the next morning. I checked on the trumpet. There was a trombone sitting next to the trumpet. "What the fuck?", I said. Assuming I was hallucinating or going insane after my night-terror, I went to the bathroom to wash off my face and take a nasty shit in the toilet. I closed my eyes and I diarrhea'd all over the toilet bowl. Still clenching on my stomach, I opened my eyes, and I saw a sight that no one should ever see. The trumpet and the trombone some how followed me into the restroom as I was shitting. The trumpet grabbed ahold of me with it's valves and began to suffocate me, while the trombone began to penetrate my anus with it's slide. I died of asphyxiation, because that's how I wrote this creepypasta.
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DETH TRUMPET: TEH SECUNT HUANTING

== After being on SOG's video ==
fuk, i em so famus guis, liek i cen twurk so guud. i snigd autogrefs, liek 3000, cuz im so famus. tehn wun daey, a trumboen caem in teh maeil aftur i mesaegd muthra. i opned teh pakuge nd i saw teh bluddy slide paest nd teh coroddud mouth piece. i ducided to pley teh trumbin, so i pit teh blod rod slide paste on teh trumboen. it tuuk like ovur 9000 botuls nd i finly play it. i pres teh f attekchmunt to go soopur lo nots liek f shrup nd d netrul. she wunts teh d tew. s0 i culld mi gurlfrind nd i plaeyd an d in frouth posishin. so liek i chek teh comunts nd utube nd liek i wuz so proud cuz i maek peeople leffing frum deth trumpet, but i still sed cuz puupol dont no mi pain nd suffuring from deth trumpet.
s0 liek tew deis lateur, an fuckin hweol bras kwior wuz shiped to mi howz. how teh fuk do dees fukurs no wer i liv? srsly, iz stoopid.
s0 i hav an toba nao wit moar bl0d red velv owil. dis is t00 much fur me. i go sh0t miself wit an gun noaw
becuz t0 much sweg.
fuk u guis.
bye *sh0ts self wit an gun cuz dets hwo i wrot dis pestuh*
File:Mesgu.png|teh mesguej i sent to muthurt
File:Trombonuh.jpg|teh new trumpin
File:Cummot.png|happy comment
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Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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DE DEATH OF DEMMY

DEMMY WAZ A LITLE GWIRL AND SHE WENT INTO A FOREST ANMD DEM SLENDERMON CAME OUT AND DEN DEMMY RAN AND DEN SLENDMON FOLLOWED AND DEN SLENDY CAUGHT HER AND DEN EVERYONE DIAD OF HIORRIBLE DIAREEA AND DEN DEY ATE DE TROLL'S HORRIBLE PATSA AND DEY DIA
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Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
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DICKIE MICKIE!!!!!!!!!!1

ONE DEY I WUZ GIVVING MICKEY A BLOWJOB AND HE WAS WEARING A DICKIE and THE FUCKING DICKIE GREW A 10000000000000000000000000000 MILE LONG COCK AND EXPLODED THE END
Originally uploaded on August 22, 2011. Accidentally deleted sometime in 2015, then reuploaded
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DICK ON DA CROSSROADS

So I found a hyper realistic dick on the crossroads. 
It was all bloody and wrinkly.
The dick came (geddit?) to life and said "Die you fucking prick."
But I didn't.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN
- Michael Rosen
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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DOLAN VS PATRIXXX

SO ONCE DOLAN WUZ LIKE "hey patrix did u kno u hav 2 fingrs" AND PATRIXXX WUZ LIEK "OH CEWL. WAIT A SEC ARE YOU TRYING TO FOLL THE GREAT PATRIXXX?!?!?!?" AND DOLAN WUZ LIKE "patrexx pls." and PATRIXXX USED THE GOAR BLAST BUT DOLAN GOT HIS FRIEND GOOBY AND USED HIM AS A MEAT SHIELD AND I DIED!
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
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DON'T PLAY POLYBIUS

GUYS I DID IT
NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE IN WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
A FRIEND TOLD ME ABOUT THIS POLYBIUS AND I TRIED. ON THE FIRST TIME NOTHING HAPPENED. MAYBE I DIDN'T CONCENTRATE AND I PLAYED JUST FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES. BUT ON THE SECOND TIME I REALLY GOT INTO IT... AND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS NAKED ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AND MY FAMILY WAS TRYING TO HELP ME BECAUSE I UNCONSCIOUSLY WAS GOING TO JUMP COMPLETELY NAKED, I ALMOST JUMPED TO DEATH.... THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE DOWNLOADING AND PLAYING THIS, BECAUSE TO ME IT WAS DEVASTATING, MY PARENTS THOUGHT I USED DRUGS THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE A GAME COULD DO THIS. I AM GOING TO A PSYCHIATRIST NOW TO PROVE I DIDN'T USE DRUGS...
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS...
BE CAREFUL...
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Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
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DON'T READ THIS!!!!!!!

DON"T READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously If you read this your going to die in about 20 seconds. Your taking a huge risk. A demonic demon will cum up from up from hell and kill you. Don't read this you have about 15 seconds I don't think your gonna finish this. Did u stop reading this, not a joke you will die. You have about 10 seconds left from dyeing.
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Then a skeleton popped up and killed the reader.
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Category:Demins and Debbils
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DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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DOOM: Repercussions of Evil SEEKING TRUTH VERSION

Zeke Strahm waited. The flames above him blinked and sparked out of the air. Slenderman was in the warehouse. He didn't see him, but had expected him now for days. His warnings to the Cheif were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Zeke was a police officer for many years. When he was young he watched the patrol cars and he said to dad "I want to be in the cars, daddy!"
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SLENDERMAN"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the warehouse of Conaghan he knew there was Slenderman.
"This is the Cheif" the radio crackered. "You must fight the Slenderman!"
So Zeke gotted his 9mm and opened up the door.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said Conaghan
"I will shoot at him" said Slenderman and he fired the tentacles. Zeke shot at him and tried to kill him. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill Slenderman!" he shouted
Erik said "No, Zeke. You are the Slenderman!"
And then Zeke was Slenderman.
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Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
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DOUBLE HELL

ONE DAY SOME BAD KIDS WHO DID NOT LISTEN IN CHURCH GOT SOME TERIT CARDS AND A WEEJY BOARD. THEY PLAYED WITH THE CARDS ALL OVER THE BOARD WHILE USING THE BOARD AT THE SAME TIME AND DOUBLE SATAN CAME OUT AND KILLED THEM WITH HIS ENERGY KICK ATTACK! THE BAD KIDS HAD TO GO TO DOUBLE HELL WHERE THEY HAD NOTHING TO EAT BUT PIZZA WITH SOME DIRT ON IT AND THEY COULD ONLY WATCH THE SCARIEST MOST HORRIBLE R RATED MOVIES AND THE ONLY CAT THEY WERE ALLOWED TO HAVE DID NOT LIKE BEING PETTED AND THEY EVEN HAD TO TOUCH LADY BOOBS ALL DAY! THEY WERE SO GROSSED OUT AND SCARED THAT THEY WANTED TO GO HOME BUT GUESS WHAT YOU CAN NEVER GO HOME FROM DOUBLE HELL!
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DOUG FUNNIE

I was watching this episode of doug...and doug said his last name was funny. i didn't know what was so funny about doug funny. so when i asked my mom why foug dunny was called doug funny she said he must be really funny. i asked my dad why mom said doug funny might've been funny but why his name was also doug funny and my dad replied that he's not that funny, just because his name is doug funny. but i looked up doug funny on google and it said did you mean doug funnie and i said yes i did mean doug funnie so he wasn't spelled like doug funny it was actually doug funnie.
then i had a dream about doug funnie and doug funnie popped up and said did you misspell my name by saying doug funny instead of doug funnie and i said yes i did it was funny and doug funnie said that's not funny, i should know what funny is, i'm doug funnie, the king of funny. but as i woke up guess who i saw that's right i saw doug funnie and he was laughing as if something was funny and he killed me
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Category:TELAVISHUN
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DO NOT READ

I told you not to read this. Now you will pay.
I used to be a perfectly normal person, albeit a bit skeptical. Until one day, I decided I wanted to relive the classic nostalgia of Pokemon Red. I went out to go to my local retro gaming store. As I do, I walk past a small garage sale on 666 thirteen road, and I decide to go into it, maybe there was some hidden gems in there. I walk in and see a man, in his mid 50s, playing a banjo, and I look down at the table. A small, blood red cartridge is on the table, face down. I pick it up. The sticker on the front reads:
'POKEMON RED: BETA COPY".
I ask the man how much the game was, his eyes widen. He responds in a creepy, wispy tone:
"You... You can have it for free."
I thanked the man and returned home. I start the game, and I can see a file named 'BEN'. I delete it and start the game up. I name my character xXxJEFFTRIXXXxXx. I start my game, and I can see Professor Oak, this is what he said:
"YOU'RE NEXT... To have a huge amount of fun in my Beta copy of: Pokemon: Blood Red edition!"
"Kewl" I say out loud, and I spammed the A button to begin. It's strange though. Instead of the bright, happy music in the intro, it instead played the theme to Lavender town. I assumed the game was old, and it was probably just bugging out. 
I have a choice of 3 characters: KermiXXXX, SmileDoge, and PATRIXXXX. I choose SmileDoge, obviously. The game starts out in lavender town, and, I see Ghost from that semi decent Creepypasta. I run from him into the Lavender tower. I then see me, In the game. "What the Heck?" I shouted. My dickhead brother tells me to shut up. I tell him he's a bellend and an accident and he goes upstairs and cries. I hear a gunshot, it's probably just from the game wait that's just as bad I am calmed as I realize the sound just came from upstairs. Few! I look back down to see the ghost looking up at me through the GameBoy screen. I stare back and he dives out the screen and we have a fight. Thee fight played out just like the original Chicken fight from Family guy, Y'know! Anyway, I keep on fighting, and eventually I grab a bat and smash him around the head with it. EVL PATRIXXXX comes out of nowhere and starts attacking me (at this point, we're on a large truck on a motorway). I kick him off the truck and watch his blood splattered remains fall onto the VW beetle behind us.
"You deserve it!" I shout at the VW driver.
"oh... yeah Patrick you probably deserve it too." I whisper.
God that felt good. I'm a psycho killer now. 
"YOU'RE NEXT"
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DS.EXE.Hitler

One day i was on craigslist looking at used socks. Then I found a deal. It was called "4 used socks with free DS Touch.
I didn't know Nintendo released a New DS called Ds Touch. I bought the Socks and DS touch because the DS had Hitler's face on it. The only thing was is that I had to go to the Hood to purchase them so, I got shoot a few times in the leg.
When I got home I put on the used socks and played some DS touch. There was already a game in there called DS.EXE.Hitler. I thought this title was spooky but I knew I was brave enough to play it because I watched the whole music of spooky scary skeletons. I turned on the DS and saw the title screen. In rainbow text it read EXE.Hitler and showed Hitler eating a waffle taco from Taco bell. I thought this was strange because Germany doesn't serve waffle tacos. Anyway I started the game. A picture showing the Illuminati talking to Activision. "You shall making terrible games that have overpriced DLC and milk the customer" Said the Illuminati. A picture of Call of Duty flashed on the screen. Activision left the room and the Illuminati looked at me. "You will play this game where you drink dewitos and rob banks". The Illuminati stated "If you do not successfully rob a bank you will be sent to another dimension where Internet Explorer is the only web browser. I stared in shock. "But why?" I cried. "To promote the return of crystal Pepsi. The Illuminati responded. Fair enough I thought. The game started and Hitler was drinking Dewitos. It was a side scroller and it said press X rapidly to drink!!!. I kept pressing X to keep drinking and stay alive. But when I had to rob the bank I failed. Hitler approached a bank and went inside. The screen said to press A and B to rob. But the twist is...
(0.0)... there was no A and B button. There was only X and phone. But who was phone? The Illuminati appeared on the screen and said "You have done the act of being a skrub. You'll be sent to the dimension tomorrow." I dropped the DS touch and the bass and forgot I was a 2 year old and screamed like a 1 year old. It's like forgetting your a boy and having a period. I sit here typing this story and have one more thing to say before dying. Bring Back Mountain Dew Pitch Black.
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Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
DSi Roblox Creepypasta

I always wanted a DSi and when I finally got one, I opened the little box it was in and found it had a game in it titled "Roblox DSi beta" OMG I was so excited to have found a ROBLOX DSi game! I turned on the DSi and started up the game. It was the typical ROBLOX page except instead of the regular backround there was fire and smoke with several players wearing hoods and black clothes, I didn't pay much attention to it I figured it was a new updated backround so I continued onto the game page. There were normal games, stuff like "0Range tyccon! plai eet nao!" and some others, I decided to play "Haunted hotel" as I entered it was typical haunted hotel stuff, some scary pictures and lightning I thought to my self how cool it was that I was playing ROBLOX on the DSi, but as soon as I entered the hotel the DSi turned off I tried to turn it back on but it wouldn't, I decided it was broken and I should tell the store they sold me a defective DSi so I took the game out of the DSi and turned around to my room's door. But my door wasn't there, as I walked more towards the wall I noticed that it was made of bricks, building bricks with square studs, I turned around to meet my doom, a single AI named "Zombie."
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Category:Old Shit