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Eyeless Joe

In the morning news:
A couple was brutally murdered this morning in downtown L.A,the victims were killed by what police officers suspect is a knife-wielding maniac. If you have any information about who the killer could be, please contact the authorities.
A screeching noise was heard as I slowly opened the doors of my room. Piece of shit.. I kicked the doors away and threw my schoolbag on the bed,walking to my computer.
I sat down on the chair,feeling some kind of despair,I pulled a bottle of anti depressants from my drawer and put three on my tongue.
Everyday was the same,browsing,creeping through social networks,staring at pictures of all these people that seemed so happy..I..I felt..I envied them all. How is it fair that they live such happy lives while I.. looking down,staring at my knees, I sighed swallowing down the pills and lying down on my bed.
I believe it was about 6 AM when I was woken up by a loud thud. Staring at the ceiling, I was hearing loud moans.
Fucking neighbours! I said to myself.
Every night they wake me up, moaning and banging on my wall...I clenched my fist, feeling extreme anger...The loud obnoxious sound of my alarm clock made me jump. I stared at it.
Wow.. With a loud shout I threw it at the wall, making it crash into multiple pieces. At that moment I felt extreme relief.
For a moment everything was so... Quiet... But then again...Aaah...Aah... The FUCKING moaning again. Enough! I said to myself as I grabbed the kitchen knife and walked out, up to my neighbour's doors. Banging with my fist on the doorbell and kicking the doors, the neighbour's girlfriend opened the doors staring at me.
What the fuck is wrong with you?.
Smiling I replied, Everything...
She slowly started to close the doors as I lifted up my knife and kicked the doors away, stepping to her, I shoved the knife into her crotch area. She screamed. I felt relief. With every stab, every FUCKING sound, each stab made, I moaned, feeling this extreme amazing relief,shoving the knife into her crotch, I moved it up,slicing her open.
I could see the boyfriend in the back, his jaw slowly dropped as I pushed his girlfriend away. I smiled at him and tilted my head as he picked up the scissors and gulped staring at me.
He screamed Motherfucker! and ran at me,I could dodge the first attack but a second after that he hit me in the eye with the scissors. I screamed, he shoved the scissors in my other eye once again.
While he was stabbing my face rapidly, I let out a maniac-like laugh,grabbed his hand and shoved the kitchen knife down his throat. I could hear him drop...Crying. Feeling, touching around my fingers came across his eyes.
I smiled as I pushed my fingers into his eyes, laughing, crying of joy, I started slashing his face,he screamed and whimpered as I was ripping out his eyes...EYE FOR AN EYE,THEY SAY!!
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Eyeofeyes

I am a simple ROBLOX player, and I like to search names of other players to see what I can find. Not too long ago I found an account that had been inactive for a very long time, and I click it out of boredom.
It was a place that I could not play in, which I expected because it was so old. To my surprise, however, there was one place favorited on the account. It was a place called "Eyeofeyes's Place" Out of curiosity, I clicked the place for it had only been created yesterday. I clicked play in wonder.
I spawned into the world and immediately noticed there was something strange about it. There was no skybox; it was just black featureless texture. The lighting too was at it's darkest which made it to where I could barely see. The world was also surprisingly barren as there were no fences, cars, or castles behind whoever created the world's house. The house was strange as well, the colors were different then usual.
The roof was a deep black, and the rest was a sickly red color. Curious, I walked in. The house was empty, but I felt as if I were... not alone. I exited the moment the uneasy feeling overtook me; a sharp chill quickly shooting down my spine.
I still have that feeling, as if I'm being watched. To this day, I always feel that I'm being watched. When I open my window, I expect there to be someone, or something, out there staring at me.
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Eyes

I'm having trouble sleeping. Not because of nightmares, but It is watching me. It is about 3 feet tall. His body is pitch black black. But, his most distinguishing feature is his eyes. It's eyes look like a mix between a dog, cat, and a human's eyes. They are the brightest yellow you've ever seen. I feel like they are staring into my soul.
It started back in my closet, but started moving closer with every blink. I can't move, scream for my parents, as It is tracking me, waiting for the perfect time to strike. As he moves closer, I can faintly make out human like teeth slowly turning into a menacing grin. 
I managed to trick It, and I even got some sleep. I couldn't tell my family members or friends, as they would tell me I'm crazy or say it was a nightmare. I was fearful the entire day. When it was time for me to go to bed, I stayed up the whole night just avoid him. It worked, but I fell asleep in class and got yelled at by the teacher.
It has been moving closer, until one night. That night, I got a cold. I started sneezing when I got in bed. This gave It the perfect time to strike. He opened his mouth and I screamed and screamed for my parents.
"News update. A family was found dead this morning by close friends. The window was found open and note was found on the table. It read, "The deed has been done. BTM". The note was taken to the police for further investigating. It was found that Billy the Murderer, BTM, was stalking the family for weeks. He decided to kill them one night. He covered his 3 foot body in a black suit so they wouldn't reconize him. But, his eyes were what really set them apart. They were yellow and shaped like an oval".
The police started to ask the family friends if they knew anything about the killer. The mom and daughter almost burst into tears after being asked. The dad said with tears in his eyes, " Billy was our son. He hated the family, hated life because of his eyes and being short. One night he snuck out. We didn't know where he went until now".
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Eyes.jpg

A couple days ago I was looking for some abandoned houses... I found one and looked around I thought for the time being it was a good house. But there was a problem...I could hear scratching noises and meowing. I looked around if say a cat was stuck somewhere but it was getting late so I had to go home.
I felt sad that I had to leave that cat all alone... then I went to a store and got some cat food. It was night when I came back to the abandoned house. All I had with me was the cat food, a torch, and my phone.
(Because I don't have a camera) When I went in the abandoned house there was no sound at all only the crickets chirping. Then all I hear is meowing but not normal meows more like in pain meows. I yell at the top of my voice:
"KITTY!"
The meows get desperate and more in pain. I repeat as loud as I can:
"KITTY! KITTY! KITTY!"
The more I'd call out the more the cat's meows would get more desperate and more in pain. Until I called kitty for one last time and I heard a loud SNAP like a bone breaking.
There was a long silence then that same SNAP but then had a scream of a woman. My mind just started to shut down and have the fight or flight instinct to start. I dropped the cat food, the torch and my phone and just ran for it. Then I just can't remember what happened next I just woke up in my kitchen. Outside it was dark and it was rainy with lightning storms.
For a very odd reason I had my phone in my hand even though I remembered I dropped it. I looked at what the time was and it was 9:52 but my phone said that the date was the 6th. That really scared me because it was the 2nd when I went into that house. Then I looked up and in the darkness there was some sort of liquid on one of my walls. So I went and turned on the light... I wish I hadn't now... because on the wall written in blood said some words, they read:
"THANKS FOR THE FOOD."
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Eyes Are Cliche

He just started putting the barbed needle into my eye. There's a delicate precision involved, if I weren't being tortured I'd say it's graceful. The needle didn't hurt too much, actually, at first. It was like being pricked by a thorn bush, so it just felt like a tiny piercing pain in a few places, but then some blood got on my retina. It burns, I can feel the liquid rubbing against my retina, oozing onto the inner walls of my eye. My pupils contract, it makes the pain worse. It feels like my eye has been scraped raw and yet he hasn't even started scraping yet. It's difficult to bring them back to normal with the barbs, it's like... well, ripping barbed wire from your eye.
Before he scrapes he pokes the retina with the needle, blinding me for a second, and of course making my eye feel like it's just been bathed in sea salt. Then he takes his barbed needle, dips it in capsaicin, and stabs it in just a little, and scrapes it along the walls of my eye slowly and imprecisely, each revolution around the inner wall takes about 30 minutes. It feels like I've had my eye caught in the garbage disposal. Once in a while he stabs it in deeper, and twists the barbed needle in spiraling motion, which comes with the sickening wet squish sound. I'm crying blood at this point.
Then there's taking the barbed needle out... He doesn't really take it out, he more or less just rips it out of one spot in my eye with a jerking motion, and puts it into another. It feels like having my eye stabbed by a fork several times. When he puts it back it, he makes sure to twist it in slowly after a quick stab in. It's like having a drill bit trapped in your eye, while it's still on.
When he's finally done with his sadistic game, he goes to the least painful part, which is sewing my eyelid shut. It isn't very painful, in comparison to the other things he's done. However, it's not over. I hear the worst possible thing to hear right now...
"Now, for the other eye..."
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Eyewitness News: Lavender Town

You are watching: Eyewitness News, your #1 in Creepypasta News.
Lavender Town, pure literal evil capable of mass killings, or poor? Most of you automatically ruled out the latter of the two, but the truth is, they're poor. Here is a citizen of Lavender Town, too poor to afford the basic needs of an inanimate sprite. "We're so poor, we all sold our souls and that of anyone foolish enough to enter this god-forsaken place to anyone willing to take them!"
As you see, these sprites are desperate as poo to get food, water and/or shelter. They aren't just evil creatures abandoned by god, they are desperate people. Also, I'm behind you. *too lazy to put that in zalgo text*
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FAMILY GUY LOST EPISODE

Family Guy season 8 episode 11 unaired episode: Peter wakes up to go downstairs where the family is eating. Peter notices that there's no cereal left as Chris, has just finished off the box. Lois says "you might as well go to the store and get some more Peter". Peter sighs in frustration and gets into his car. Arriving at the store, Peter notices that its completely abandoned and the only working lights are around the cereal aisle. Looking, Peter gets his cereal, leaves $3.50 and walks out. That's when Peter wakes up in his bed. He was just at the store what happened? He has no idea what happened, but Peter grabs his shotgun and kills his entire family. Peter then starts to kill his neighbors such as Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe. Cleveland was stabbed and had his skin peeled off as he was still alive. Peter slammed cinder blocks on Quagmires cock and balls making his eyes pop out of his head. Joe was thrown into an acid bath and pissed on for some reason. Peter stacked the corpses and then proceeded to have sex with the corpses. Peter than gets his flamethrower and starts killing everyone in Quahog. When Peter is done, he is responsible for 80,000 deaths and mass destruction never seen before. Peter goes back in time and shoots his past self in the cock. The episode ends with an image of Peter staring at the viewers with blood pouring out of his eyes and a woman violently screaming in the background.
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FAMILY GUY LOST EPISODE: I HATE THE FAMILY

YOU KNOW THOSE TIMES WHEN AN EPISODE GETS BANNED AND REMOVED FROM TV? I WISH I DIDINT.
I WAS GOING TO BUY SOME DVD'S FOR MYSELF SO I COULD WATCH SOME OF MY FAVOURITE SHOWS. WHEN I STUMBLED ACROSS A DVD OF FAMILY GUY. I LOVED THE SHOW SO I BOUGHT IT FOR $12 DOLLARS. LATER THAT NIGHT, I HAD REALIZED I NEVER WATCHED IT YET. SO I POPPED IT IN MY TV AND LAYED BACK. THE EPISODE INTRO WAS A BIT OFF KEY. AND IT WAS SLOW. "GREAT, IT HAS SHITTY QUALITY" I THOUGHT. THE EPISODE BEGAN WITH LEWIS WITH A GUN, BAGS IN HER EYES CRYING. SHE BEGAN TO LAUGH. THAT LAUGH TURNED INTO A CACKLE A SOCIOPATH WOULD MAKE. SHE SCREAMS "EVERYBODY! LETS HAVE A FAMILY MEETING". EVRYBODY RAN DOWN STAIRS. MEG TRIPPED UP AND FELL, UNABLE TO MOVE. IT CUTS TO A SHADE OF RED. THE SCREEN CAME BACK AND REVEALED EVERYBODY (EXEPT MEG) TAPED TO THE WALL. LEWIS WAS WHELDING A KNIFE SHE RAN AT EVERYBODY SLICING THERE HEADS OFF. AND THROWING THE BODYS IN A FREEZER. MEG WAS SCREAMING SEINCE SHE WAS UNABLE TO MOVE AND LEWIS JUST BRUTALLY SLAGHTERED EVERYBODY. LEWIS STABBED THE KNIFE IN MEGS HEAD. HER BRAINS AND BLOOD SPILT ON THE WALL. SHE SPOKE "STUPID DUMB SHIT NORMIES". IT SHOWN A NOTE THAT READ "AN AWFUL DEADBODY RECIPE" SHE WAS COOKING MEGS HEAD. HERE EYES WERE HALFWAY MELTING. HER FROZEN FAMILY ON THE FLOOR IN A BOX WITH FOIL WRAP ON IT. SHE ATE IT WHEN IT WAS DONE. SHE ATE HER FAMILY AS A FROZEN DINNER. SHE SAID "SUCK MA SHIIIIIIIT" SHE TOOK A DIARHEA DUMP IN PUBLIC AND THE EPISODE ENDED. THAT WAS SCARY DON'T WATCH IT OKAY???
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FAMILY GUY LOST EPISODE - TEH DEATH OF MEG

So I was an intern at Fox so like we got to like see new episodes of family guy and stuff before we like aired it and stuff so we were all like sitting in the room where we like watch stuff and it started and like the theme song was all normal and junk but then like stuff was weird when it actually started cuz like the animation was like all weird and not good and junk and like yeah and so we were all like "wtf" but we kept watching it anyway and like all the characters were like acting all weird like lois and peter were being like all pissed off at eak over and like stewie like didn't talk at all and brian was like a real dog instead of being like a talking dog and stuff and like yeah im forreal you guys this is so scary and so like then meg walked in the door and she was like "hey" and then like peter was all like "shut up meg" and meg was all "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME" except the audio was all like staticy and like distorted and then she went to her room and like started like crying but it was like way realistic sounding and like her eyes were all red and HYPER REALISTIC OMG NOBODY SAWED THAT COMING YALL and then like the crying got all like louder and stuff and then like the shot went back down to the family downstairs except for like brian was gone and lois was all "fuck you peter" and i was like "woah" cuz like family guy swears a lot but not THAT much and peter was like "your a whore for sleeping with quagmire" and i was like "WOAH" cuz like lois and quagmire would never ever like do that and then it like went back up to meg's room and like brian was like eating meg and like speaking in tongues and it was like way creepy and like forreal you guys i almost threw up. so liek yeah we called mr mcfarlane in and showed it to him and he was like "weotbiowergbiobiogw" and so like production got all backed up and the season couldn't start for like MONTHS YALL. oh and also like since them everyone in that room has been dying one by one and i'm like one of two left so im probably gonna die soon so yeah. And then a skeleton popped out. SO SKURT. TEH END.
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FAN MADE HAPPY APPY EPISODE

MY FRIEND MADE A HAPPY APPY FAN MADE EPISODE BECAUSE HE SAW THE SERIES WHEN HE WAS A KID HIS EPISODE WAS REALLY FUCKED UP BUT THE DIFFERENCE WAS THAT THIS EPISODE WAS ANIMATED IN FLASH WE SAW IT ON THE COMPUTER. IT STARTED WITH THE HAPPY APPY INTRO (ANIMATED IN FLASH) SUDDENLY THERE APPEARS HAPPY APPY TALKING TO A MAN THE MAN SAID GO AWAY THEN THE SCREENS TURNED TO BLACK THERE APPEARS THE MAN DEAD. THEN HAPPY APPY WAS ON HIS VAN TRAMPLING PEOPLE AND ANIMALS SUDDENLY HE GETS OUT OF THE VAN AND SAYS IM GOING TO DIE JUST LIKE EVERYONE DOES HE SOON STARTS CUTTING PARTS OF HIS BODY UNTIL HE DIES BECAUSE OF BLOOD MISS. I SAID MY FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DID HE JUST DID AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS WORKING WITH THE CREATOR AND HE WAS LEARNING FROM HIM I NEVER TALKED TO HIM SINCE THAT DAY.
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FATMAN

i´m sure you all know who slenderman is, well he has a long lost brother that not many of you even know about... hes name is "fatman" Hes like Slenderman but fat and short, and this is how i met him.
It all starts when one monday i was Really hungry, so i drove my car to walmart to buy food, little did i know it was end of me. As i was walking down a ail when my eyes catch something, twinkies they were the last one, as soon as i took it i heard load scream "STOP" I turned my head to see who it was, it was Slenderman but there was something odd, slenderman is known for being skinny and tall, well this man was quite the opposite. He tired so hard to run, i walked him out i started to feel symphaty towards him, minute passes out and i again hear a scream "WAIT IM NOT DONE YET" in my mind i think not him again, but when i saw him i was terrifed. 
He was on a mobilityscooter you know the ones that obese peaple use, i didn´t hesitate i started to run with all my might as soon i started runnig i heard he was going full speed on that thing, when i get to the register i was terrefied(again) just to see that the line is super long, i think to myself "fuck it" and run fullspeed past the register when i got to my car i saw how the "Fatman" didn´t even wait for the door to open he just drove thru it.
5 minutes pass by and i see him with the scooter. but in blink of a eye i see him getting run over by a foodtruck all this for some twinkies?
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FAT JEFFS IN PARTY HATS

ONCE UPON A TIME, IT WAS WORM JEFF'S BIRTHDAY. OVERSEER MARGARET BAKED A GIGANTIC CAKE FOR HIM USING HER FIRE BREATH AND SET IT IN A JEFF CAVE TO COOL. SHE TOLD THE DUMMY JEFFS THERE NOT TO EAT IT, AND OF COURSE THEY ATE IT. SHE SAW THE CAKE GONE AND THE JEFFS ALL BLOATED, AND SHE SCOLDED THEM. WHEN SHE TOLD WORM JEFF ABOUT THIS, HE MADE THEM DANCE FOR HIM WHILE WEARING GIANT PARTY HATS UNTIL THEY PASSED OUT. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, YOU ASSHOLES! HA HA HA!!" HE LAUGHED IN A MOCKING TONE.
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FIERCE CASSEROLE

THIS IS A TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED A LOT. ONE TIME THERE WAS A BOY WHO WAS NOT NICE. HE LOVED THROWING FIREWORKS AT PUPPIES AND WINDOWS. ONE TIME HE GAVE HIS TEACHER AN APPLE BUT INSTEAD OF AN APPLE IT WAS AN APPLE WITH A THROWING STAR INSIDE! ONE DAY AN OLD MAN SAY TO HIM "HERE BOY TAKE THIS CASSEROLE RECIPE AND MAKE IT AT MIDNIGHT ON FRIDAY THE 13ST ON A BLUE MOON AND YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE" SO THE BOY DID. THE INGREDIENTS WERE HORRIBLE THINGS LIKE ALCOHOL AND CIGARETTES AND SWEAR WORDS AND RUDE COMIC BOOKS! WHEN HE TOOK IT OUT OF THE OVEN AND ATE IT IT TASTED LIKE STALE COFFEE. BUT THEN A SCARY MOST HORRIBLEST DEMON CAME OUT AND DID THE BACKBREAKER ON THE BOY KILLING HIM SO HARD HE BECAME A HAUNTED PILE OF MEAT! THIS WAS OK THOUGH BECAUSE IT WAS HIS WISH.
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FIRST OF NOVEMBER

HI. I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. ON NOVEMBER 1ST, MY HE-SPEWING MAN VOLCANO WILL SIMULTANEOUSLY SLATHER TEN MAJOR CITIES AROUND THE WORLD WITH THICK, CALLOUS SPOOGE. NOT A SINGLE SOUL IN ANY OF THOSE CITIES WILL BE SPARED FROM MY GOD-KILLING GREAT HUNK OF MAN-MEAT. WHEN THE MEDIA ARRIVES TO VIEW MY SPERM-SOAKED DISASTER, THE SPERM WILL ATTACK AND DESTROY THEM ON LIVE TV. EACH SPERM BEING THE SIZE OF A FULL GROWN GERMAN SHEPHERD. WHEN THE WORD GETS OUT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD THAT MY VAST CUM-FLUTE IS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN, HAVOC WILL ENSUE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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FLAPPY APPY

>be me
>be playing flappy bird
>stops and plays bouncing slime (Best game ever gaiz)
>flappy bird turns back on, me smack phone, it falls on apple
>its not flappy bird
>its flappy appy
>it looks like a mass murder apple
>shits self
>door gets knocked on
>gets up and yells "ALL RIGHT IM COMING, STOP FUCKING MY DOORBELL"
>Opened it and on the floor was a apple with wings and a stick on the buttom
>I is liek wadafuq
>flappy appy jumps up and raeps me
>me dun enjoy.
>he stops, shoves a bat up anus and runs
>bat is stuck, its nice
>dies from bat
When the police found this written paper at the crime scene, they were liek DAFUQ MANG
and they found an apple with wings and a stick flying on his iPhone 69, they were like wtf.
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FLOPPY PENIS MC DERP MAN EATS A SAUSAGE.skrumpy

WHAT A FUCKING DAY, I CAN'T FEEL MY PENIS AND I THINK I HAVE HERPES. IT'S ALL SO IMPROPER. 
BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS.
SUDDENLY, A BRYAN2000* APPEARED.
"GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING DUKE3D BETAS YOU BITCH"
I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID "NO! FUCK YOU BRYAN!"
HE THEN LEFT.
NOW WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THESE BETA BEGGARS!
NOW THAT BRYAN'S OUT OF THE WAY, BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR OL' [REDACTED]
SUDDENLY FLOPPY PENIS MC DERP- EAH, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HIS NAME? CAME AND STOLE A SAUSAGE FROM ME
"OH NO" I YELLED!
HE THEN
ATE IT!
HE THEN TURNED INTO A BOTTLE OF MEGA SKRUMPY AND SHOT BOOZE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
IT SMELLED LIKE BEER, WHICH I THINK SMELLS HORRIBLE.
HE THEN EXPLODED INTO 284519823457327563670246387536583645385635893 PIECES AND DIED.
NOW WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER THAT WAS.
TO BE CONTINUED SOME TIME SOON?
*for those who are not aware, bryan2000 is a certain individual infamous for harassing the admins of duke4(dot)net and 3d realms over duke nukem 3d prototypes a few years ago. nowadays he is referred to as beta bryan.
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