Kaj Statter Jr.

is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Statter Jr. has previously played for the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
==Official League Records==
Statter Jr. joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams on , Day 98 after the incineration of Sutton Bishop.
In Statter's first full game, , Day 99, they partied, stole home, and used Base Instincts to walk to second. During the the Sunbeams benefited from all four blessings, which increased Statter's batting, baserunning, and defense by 4%. Statter Jr. also gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
During the , Statter's baserunning was boosted as a result of the blessing.
During the , Statter Jr. retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Phineas Wormthrice as a result of the Sunbeams' will, resulting in a combined stat increase.
During the December 30, 2022 Fall Ball, Statter Jr. fell to the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
==History==
Much of Statter Jr.'s history is currently unknown, although to have experience with a wide variety of careers, many more than could fit into a normal human lifespan. stated that family is very expansive, with generations of Statters living across the globe, yet still remains 'tight-knit'. Statter Jr. has Indian heritage on father's side and Māori heritage on mother's side, and is happy to share whakapapa with those who ask. A variety of people have been observed cheering on at games. Despite vast differences among those that have shown up to support , everyone queried about Statter Jr. has agreed that 'strong youngest sibling energy'. Statter Jr. often discusses father's family's many long-standing traditions, such as 'consuming carbon dioxide and producing oxygen', and 'sea shanties'.
==Career with the Sunbeams==
After the incineration of Sutton Bishop, Statter Jr. was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of Bishop Sutton to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at The Pocket on , Day 99, Statter Jr. made delivery and promptly joined on as the newest member of the Sunbeams lineup. a powerful first impression in first game by careening through the far wall of The Pocket, partying, stealing home, and walking to second. 
Statter Jr. quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by Aldon Cashmoney, sailing them across the desert and using them in new Hellmouth mail delivery service. famous for stopping any mail deliveries at the border of the Hellmouth, stealing them, and delivering them, in order to avoid the delivery person having to enter Hellmouth. This has made a favourite of the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board. Statter Jr. also took up studying bonecourse at the Hellmouth Community College, indulging a lifelong fascination with discourses. a busy calendar of social events, with boat parties being famous throughout Hellmouth and the league.
Initially, many bouts of dehydration during games at The Solarium. Fellow players carried misters to keep Statter Jr. in the game. Recently, Statter Jr. has been seen with a localised raincloud over head, periodically misting without input. This is theorised to be Adaptation. 
==Trivia==
*The Jr. stands for <choose uncached="">
<option>Joctor. It refers to Statter Jr.'s Joctorate in Physical Jherapy.</option>
<option>Statter Jr.'s favourite excel column.</option>
<option>Jaguar.</option>
<option>Jormungandr. At least once, Statter Jr. has stated that the Jr. In name stands for Jörmungandr, the world-serpent of norse myth. It is said that when Jörmungandr ascends from the depths it shall signal the final battle of Ragnarök. It is also said that this will release Naglfar, the boat made of the fingernails of the dead, from its moorings to carry the armies of the damned into the final battle. When later questioned about this to not understand the interviewer, know what Jörmungandr meant, or accept any connection between this and the ship made of bone and crewed by the dead, which often seen sailing around the Hellmouth.</option>
<option>January.</option>
<option>Junior. It is a reference to height.</option>
<option>Jorts.</option>
<option>Jorts. They are favorite sort of shorts.</option>
<option>Jeans. They are favorite sort of pants.</option>
<option>Doctor but it’s Jean Doctor. Performing doctoral duties with jeans.</option>
<option>JEFF! (as decided by JEFF!).</option>
<option>Just Raving.</option>
<option>Junior, but no one can track down Kaj Statter Sr.</option>
<option>Junior, but there is no Kaj Statter Sr., rather there is another completely unrelated Kaj Statter who is ½ an inch taller.</option>
<option>Jumbo Ravioli.</option>
<option>nothing, thought it sounded cool.</option>
<option>Jrunior. That’s just a part of name. A last last name. The last of all last names. The ultimate name. Simple.</option>
<option>The letters they’ve stolen from other people’s names. According to Statter Jr., "there's a _ordan and a Spence_ wandering around real mad at me right now."</option>
<option>Truth, Justice, and Freedom for all.</option>
<option>Jerfolk.</option>
<option>Jovial Richard.</option>
<option>Juice.</option>
<option>Joint Replacer.</option>
<option>(no rules) Just Right.</option>
<option>Joyride.</option>
<option>Jasmine Rice.</option>
<option>Jump Rope.</option>
<option>Industrial Solvent. to accept or comprehend that this abbreviation makes no sense</option>
<option>Juggler.</option>
<option>Jarl.</option>
<option>James Rond.</option>
<option>Jerboa (Rodent).</option>
<option>Jerboa (Derogatory).</option>
<option>Jetset Radio.</option>
<option>Japan Railways.</option>
<option>Juliet and/or Romeo.</option>
<option>Joctorpus.</option>
<option>Juror.</option>
<option>Jrainpipes.</option>
<option>Jailbreaker.</option>
<option>Jrustfundchilde.</option>
<option>Jraconteur.</option>
<option>Jrudjerry.</option>
<option>Jrijible.</option>
<option>Journalist-at-arms.</option>
<option>Jackrabbit.</option>
<option>Jolly Roger.</option>
<option>Jolly Ronchers.</option>
<option>Jrudicial Review.</option>
<option>Jreamboat.</option>
<option>Jeanut Rutter.</option>
<option>(J)Leeroy (R)Jenkins.</option>
<option>Janitor.</option>
<option>Jackhammer.</option>
<option>Jetliner.</option>
<option>Jacuzzi Radicalizer.</option>
<option>JR, as in who statted JR?</option>
<option>Jesting Required.</option>
<option>Spurrrrrs That Jingle Jingle Jangle.</option>
<option>Jbonecourse.</option>
<option>Jabroni.</option>
<option>Jro mama.</option>
<option>Jr, pronounced yarrr.</option>
<option>Jeometry.</option>
<option>Jayden Right.</option>
<option>Jayden Rong.</option>
<option>JRDuncle (Just a Real Dog**** Uncle).</option>
<option>Reverend Jeremiah Wright.</option>
</choose>
*Statter Jr. has a large collection of chewable jewellery.
*When interviewers asked Statter Jr. how able to get Cashmoney's ships to move through sand, Statter Jr. was confused "What do you mean? Have you never tried to drive a boat through the desert?" Leading to the invention of the now popular 'sand sailing' as both a recreational activity and Hellmouth’s primary form of transportation.
*The original boat used by Statter Jr. to crash into The Pocket was composed entirely of bone Statter Jr. obtained , via means unknown.
*Statter Jr. is also known as Kaj "<choose uncached="">
<option>You’re going to tell me that I'm WRONG</option>
<option>She came down in a bubble Doug</option>
<option>figuratively and literally owns bones</option>
<option>Mail Crimes</option>
<option>Magpie</option>
<option>Cause Problems on Purpose</option>
<option>Why did they call it 'stealing bases' if they didn't want me to keep them</option>
<option>Sunscreen is a con by Big Sun</option>
<option>Only oil tycoons use half-and-half in their cereal</option>
<option>Try nailing it down next time</option>
<option>The sun is actually the size of a quarter</option>
<option>Boat whisperer</option>
<option>It has been _ days since Kaj last stole the numbers off this sign</option>
<option>Party Rockin'</option>
<option>It's party rock is</option>
<option>Wicked Witch of the East, Bro</option>
<option>Everyone follows the account for me anyway, max</option>
<option>Chuck E. Cheese isn’t a restaurant</option>
<option>Bluzz Aldrin and Neil Armslong are married and the moon landing was their wedding</option>
<option>Sand isn’t real</option>
<option>Actually, the endoplasmic reticulum is the powerhouse of the cell</option>
<option>But why not peanut margarine?</option>
<option>Stat man</option>
<option>Strat man</option>
<option>Stlat man</option>
<option>Crime Starter</option>
<option>Kobra Kaj</option>
<option>I have never before seen a blaseball in my life and I'm not starting now</option>
<option>The Pies are the Spies in disguise</option>
<option>What is a background check</option>
<option>NICE BOAT</option>
<option>Solve Problems on Accident</option>
<option>Your mail? More like our mail</option>
<option>I've arrived, now your goose is cooked! Wait, oh gods-- oh no</option>
<option>Discourse</option>
<option>Pineapple pizza is good, actually</option>
<option>Stlar Wlars is overrated</option>
<option>I think dogs should vote</option>
<option>Dab on the haters</option>
<option>Dance Dance Revolution God</option>
<option>Best 'Beam Evah!</option>
<option>100 gecs is unironically good, guys</option>
<option>Okay I lied sand is real but it's just dry water.</option>
<option>What do you mean I can’t use a boat on land?</option>
<option>Ask me about bones!</option>
<option>Wrote the book on Bonecourse</option>
<option>Jeometry</option>
<option>Kaj Statter Jr.</option>
<option>Definitely not a Party Vampire</option>
<option>Work hard, play hard</option>
<option>We're probably related, somehow</option>
<option>I was here when the immaterial plane was young</option>
<option>Anyone remember where I parked my galleon?</option>
<option>One time I ate sand, it tasted like sand</option>
</choose>" Statter Jr.
*Statter Jr. is responsible for a new pre-game ritual for the Sunbeams lineup. Before each game, flip a semi-full bottle of water. If it lands on its base, it is considered good luck for the game ahead. If the bottle falls over, the batters will resign themselves to a bad game.
==Fan Works==
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction see the 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag on AO3
*Flames to Sun to Shadows by Olive - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until shadowing.
Videos
*Party Problems by Olive
File:Youre going to tell me im WRONG.png|Statter Jr. by @marcheriest
File:Statter up babey.gif|Statter up by @realdiscordbot
File:Kaj by wade.png|Statter Jr. by @wadecharade
File:Kaj by olive.png|Statter Jr. design by Olive
File:Wait we have boats?.jpg|alt=Art of Kaj Statter Jr of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Kaj is a dark skinned person with straight dark brown shoulder length hair. Xe wears a pirate costume including a hat with a sun on it and a white feather sticking out of the side, a red coat with rainbow patterns on the black lapels, glasses, and a light green crop top. Kaj has a messenger bag and is holding a envelope. There is a speech bubble coming from Kaj with a picture of an enelope and a question mark. The background is light green.|by @_iznj
File:Mail call i guess.jpg|by Ash
File:Bonnie tyler holding out for a hero playing in the distance.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. Sea has dark skin, short green hair shaved on the sides, an eyepatch over shore left eye, and is holding up two fingers in a peace sign. Xe's wearing a short sleeved yellow shirt tied at the front, green shorts with a single orange stripe down the side, and blue rollerskates with yellow wheels along with white crew-cut socks. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded, green, yellow, and orange stripes swirling across.|by @_pysics
File:Oooh look at them, thinkin theyre hot sh!t.jpg|alt=Art of the two blaseball players Jayden Wright and Kaj Statter Jr. of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Jayden is standing to the left of the image. She is a dark skinned person with afro-textured hair in a long braid. She has bone spikes around her forehead and earrings made of sharp bones. She is looking at Kaj with her arms crossed and has a blue speech bubble coming from her with a question mark in it. Kaj is on the right of the image. Xe is a medium brown skinned person with long, dark hair and short facial hair. Xe is wearing a pirate hat with a sun on it and a white feather coming off of it, a long red and black coat with a rainbow design on it, and glasses. Xe has xir eyes closed and has a green speech bubble coming from them with an exclamation mark in it. Both are wearing the Sunbeams uniform. The background is yellow.|Statter Jr. with fellow rookie Jayden Wright by @_iznj
File:Kaj moments.jpg|by @allyr_
File:I love one (1) pirate postal worker.jpg|alt=Digital drawings of Kaj Statter Jr. running, chilling with some bone fish, and up at bat.|by @pitayapandi
File:4kids dub one piece lollipop question mark.jpg|by Ash
File:New kids at the cat cafe.png|Statter Jr. and Wright at the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cáfe by Chamomile
File:Post party pirate.jpg|by Ash
File:Kaj Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky buzzard.png|alt=A fullcolor digital drawing of Statter and Bluesky. Kaj is a fat buff black person with an eyepatch, short seaweed hair, and glasses. Sea is wearing a black and red pirate overcoat, a crop top, jean short shorts, and mid-length sand and green boots. Sea is crossing shore arms with feet planted in a confident stance as sea looks toward one side and smiles. Bennett is a slim East Asian trans man with blue wings and shoulder-length dyed pink hair slicked back behind a pair of headphones. He is wearing a bomber with several patches including a trans flag, a park ranger badge, and his teams, and he looks to the side with a close-lipped rueful smile.|Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange.
File:Skate Rink buzzard.png|alt=A digital sketch of Bluesky and Statter sitting at a table in a skate rink. Bluesky is an east asian trans man with wings and long pink hair, and Statter Jr. is a fat black person with an eyepatch and short seaweed hair. Bluesky is putting on one roller skate as he gestures and smiles at Kaj, as if telling a story. Kaj is reclining in a cropped binder and jean shorts with roller blades on shore feet. Sea responds to Bluesky with a large smile.|Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange
File:Got Mail?.jpg|Tlopps card by Olive
File:💌 Captain of My Heart 💌.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Kaj Statter Jr. Kaj is a medium-brown skinned fat person with long, dark hair and glasses. Xe is wearing a long red-and-yellow coat over a black crop-top, matching red-and-yellow boots, white pants, a light blue bandanna around xir neck, and a red tri-cornered cap with a white feather sticking out of it. Xe's smiling wide and using xir thumb to point at xemself.|by Chamomile
File:B.O.A.T. (Bestie Of All TIme).png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. on xir boat.|by 
File:San(d)s Undertale.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. and Jayden Wright. Kaj is a brown skinned Māori individual who wears glasses and has wavy green hair with purple streaks. Sea is wearing a short-sleeved green dress shirt and lifting up seas eyepatch to reveal one glowing green eye while leaning on Jayden slightly. Jayden is a medium-brown skinned woman with shoulder-length brown hair and bone spikes around her forehead. She is wearing a long-sleeved orange dress shirt and is winking while she smiles.|Statter Jr. and Jayden Wrightby Olive
File:Statter Up!.jpg|alt=A digital sketch of Sunbeams player Kaj Statter Jr. Kaj is a pirate mailperson with swept-back hair and glasses. Xe is wearing a long coat with tassels on the shoulders over a crop-top, long pants, and has a mailbag slung over one shoulder. Xe's smiling wide and holding letter up between xir index and middle fingers.|by Chamomile
File:MiniKaj.png|Mini-Blaseballerby @HetreaSky
File:☠ ☠ ☠.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr., a Māori individual with medium brown skin and shoulder-length green hair with black streaks in it. Kaj is wearing a red leather jacket with spikes on the shoulders over a low-cut white shirt, ripped black pants held up by a belt with a golden buckle, and leather shoes that match xir jacket. Xe has green-tinted sunglasses on, and both hands are slightly tucked into xir pants pockets.|by Chamomile
File:Cracker stackin.jpg|thumb|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr and Jayden Wright. Jayden is a brown-skinned woman with medium-length dark hair and a 'crown' of sharp bones with glowing purple cracks. She is laying face down on a pillow on a couch, with a blanket on. Behind her, Kaj Statter Jr., a dark-skinned person with green and purple hair, glasses, and a mischievous grin, is stacking a tall stack of crackers on top of Jayden's head.|Causing troubleby Olive
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Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player