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Toy Story 2: An Alternate Villain Death

In 1999, Toy Story 2 was released worldwide and it was a successful film like its predecessor. What I'm here to talk about today was an alternate and more gruesome death to one of the movie's characters. That character was Stinky Pete, A.K.A, the prospector. If you may have already watched the film, he was a character from woody's franchise. He was voiced by Kelsey Grammer, who also voiced another villain named Sideshow Bob from the Simpsons. I was an intern in Pixar. I recently got my degree in animation and i loved my job! Sometime during the production of toy story 2, a man came up to me and told me to submit morbid ideas, but I refused, saying that he might make me lose my job. I found a disc on my table when it was time to go home. The disc said "For You." This was strange, so i came back home with the disc i had in my suitcase. I plugged it into my dvd player and it played suddenly.
ALTERNATE VILLAIN DEATH: THE DVD
The disc turns out to be the alternate version of Toy Story 2, where Buzz and the toys try to save woody from the bag. When woody was saved and Stinky Pete was apprehended by buzz, woody promises him the true meaning of play time. The crew then exit the airport and into the dump with Jessie and Bullseye. They go to the incinerator where woody told them to go there. Stinky Pete was screaming "no, no, no, no!" I was crying hysterically when he said those words. Pleading for the toys to let him go. The toys then turn to the screen like they're looking at me. Woody then said "Is this what you wanted? do you want us to drop him into the incinerator?" I started crying "no, no, no, no, no! I didn't want this to happen!" Buzz then said "Too bad! We're dropping him down!"
After Buzz said those words, he lets go of Stinky Pete and i could hear him get hurt as he bumped through the garbage. He lands onto the fiery pit in the middle and this is where things turned from bad to worst! Pete was screaming like crazy, as parts of his plastic body started melting off, revealing skeletal like bones! Parts of his clothes started catching on fire, as it started ripping off of his plastic body. His beard was also catching on fire and it was burned all the way. His eyes rolled down his face and they bursted like egg yolks. The toys were looking at him with pleasure as they smile and watch him burn to death. They were standing there, most probably because one of the toys might have pushed the stop button of the conveyor belt. The final shot was Stinky Pete's skeleton as it started melting away, never to be seen again. That is where the movie had back for normal played.
THE AFTERMATH
I returned the disc later the next day, and i showed it to all my employees. They were shocked to see this and they started finding the person who made this demented disc. they managed to find the person responsible and the person was fired from his job. John Lasseter then ordered the crew including me to destroy the disc. Don't worry, I'm okay. I'm still working as an intern. If you find a copy somehow, don't watch it!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Toy Story Short: Batteries Not Included

I worked for Disney. That dreaded evil company. That dreaded evil mouse. That dreaded, l-lovely studio. I found all sorts of weird shit there. From Mickey Mouse sketches that didn't make the cut. To, oh, movies. Loads of movies.
I found one thing that caught my eye. It was a tape called Toy Stroy Short: Batteries Not Included. I ignored the misspelling. Thinking it was a joke.
I took the tape into a room. Just a normal room. It seemed normal. However, something was off. I didn't worry about that shit. I watched that tape. Oh no. It was the horrifying expreince of my pointless and opinionated life.
It started with Wood. He had testicles. Large ones that hanged down like Christmas tree baubles. He scratched his ass. Woody walked up to Buzz. With a evil smile. He started to choke him and he slowly murdered him, ripping his head off slowly. He said one thing.
'You've got a friend in hell...'
This wasn't normal. I knew something was wrong. Wood sounded demonic. He started to laugh. And laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Rex came over and he said something.
'Hey Woody, what the hel-'
He was cut off. Before he was sliced in half in a graphic way. Yeah. Rex was my favorite character and seeing him die in a such graphic and brutal way made me resentful of the very thought of Woody killing anyone.
Woody started to shoot all the other toys with a gun. Blood went everyone. I turned my back against the wall. I said something that I hadn't said before.
'I'm no toy expert but I'm pretty sure toys don't bleed.'
I was right. Science wins. Or. Didn't it?
The next scene was, disturbing. I saw Sid, hanging in his room. The camera zoomed on. I heard a swinging sound and then the camera was shaking. I heard the familar music. But it wasn't how I remembered. It was You've Got a Friend in Me, right? But the music was, backwards. I was so scared.
Woody got closer. And closer. And closer. And closer. And totally closer. And 100% closer. And. Well, you get the point by me.
Woody stared at the screen. He pointed his finger up. Then down. Then left. Then right. Then, he pointed his pointing finger at me and he said one thing that really, really, really, really, really got to me. I promise. It did get to me.
'You...'
It cut to static. The tape ejected itself. Yep. I. Was. Scared.
It must've been a prank. It must've. Right? There's no way it wasn't. R-right?
It wasn't a prank. It was all real. It was. All of it. All real. In IRL. It all happened.
I went home. I was exhausted. I fall alseep. I at least try. But. It still haunts. It still boogles me. No seriously. It blows my mind. It minds my blows. Now, I'll forget that exprience. Woody is coming and you can't escape his wrath.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Toy Story Ü Series

All official stories of the original Toy Story Ü series written by Chimichangar. There's a lot of copycats going around, so if a story isn't listed here, it's likely not part of the true series.
==The Original Four Stories==
*Toy Story Ü
*Toy Story Ü 2: Shack Sinestro
*Toy Story Ü 3: Mash't Potato
*Toy Story Ü 4: Time Forgot
==Additional Stories==
*Toy Story: The Fifth One
*Toy Story: The Sixth One
*Toy Story: The Seventh One
*Toy Story: The Eighth One
*Toy Story: The Ninth One
*Toy Story: The Tenth One
*A Toy Story Ü Holiday Special
==Toy Story Ü β==
*Toy Story Ü β: Beta Worldline
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Lists
Category:Shortpasta
Toys R Us

>Had a job at Toys R Us a few weeks back
>Every day was the same fucking shit
>Did nothing other than restock toys and sweep the floors for 9 hours a day
>I hated that job with a passion, but I needed the money
>Decided to stick with it, no point job searching in this fucked economy
>Toys R Us was promoting Monsters University like there was no tomorrow
>Half the toys were Monsters U "Squeeze-me-to-make-me-talk" bullshit
>Every kid in the place was squeezing the fuck out of them then leaving them on the floor
>Made my job ten times harder, and I was rapidly losing my patience as this shit went on for weeks
>One day I was restocking NOTHING but fucking Monsters U toys that dumb kids kept dumping on the floor
>Nonstop growling coming from this one broken fucking Hug-Me-Sully toy that I was hauling around, and I couldn't take it any longer
>"Shut the fuck up Sully!" I shouted, and punched the fucker in the mouth until the growling and roaring stopped
>Totally blanked and forgot that people and kids were around
>Everyone there was giving me the dirtiest fucking looks imaginable, pretty sure one girl thought I actually killed Sully
>Right there was my sales manager, his death stare made me want to hold my breath until I died
>Mad as fuck, he takes me strait to the boss's office, hauling the broken Sully doll with us
>"Alan, what's going on?" my boss asked my sales manager when he arrived
>Sales manager held up broken Sully doll so boss could see
>His response was the first letter of every line
boss let me off with a warning
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Tragic Story

There was once a man in New York who went to his apartment and decided to cook something since he was hungry because of work. He grabbed the frying pan and thought, Hmmmm. Maybe I should cook eggs. He went to his fridge and grabbed out two eggs. He cracked both the eggs and putted them on the frying pan. He turned on the stove, not knowing that it would burst into flames. The man was caught on fire. He screamed as he ran around his apartment room. He went out his room and ran around the hallway. He hit a girl and the girl suddenly got herpes. He tripped down the stairs and got shit on his face. He went to the reception room and asked for help but he slipped and lost a two teeth. So now he looks like SpongeBob. The ambulance was too late. He went out of the apartment and got hit over by a car. He flew high in the air and Iron Man just flew out of nowhere and hit him. Then Marisa then appeared out of nowhere and Master Sparked the man and shouted "Fuck you, human!". An elderly woman then suddenly hit him with an axe. He started to bleed rainbow blood. But as he was dying, his last words were "This is gonna be a trollpasta, isn't it?" and he facepalmed. And then it rained Skittles and then the Fresh Prince just came out and breakdance.
And everyone was stupid. The end, you loser.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Tragic Story of the Doo Doo

Once upon a time, at a sunny day in Spain at exactly 5:30 PM Eastern European time, a fellow that will not be named was returning home after the longest walk he'd make. He felt thy urge of releasing feces peacefully in his bathroom's toilet. As he sat down, he pushed as he could. Then, thy man's stomach felt a weakening rumble, together with the loudest fart sound ever. Whatever could be that sound and stench? He'd ask to himself. Although, he did not know the consequences he was about to face. He opened his eyes in horror as he stared at the sloppiest, smelliest, chunkiest worm filled shart ever. He began to freak out like a human toddler would. He finally exhaled with a brave feeling and built up the courage to flush down said turd. But it got even worse. He yelled, he screamed, while the toilet started breaking and smearing water mixed with the smelly poop with worms. The next day, he went to a psychologist. He recommended medical assistance. It turns out, as he had stage 3 bowel cancer. He never recovered from it, so at 7:56 PM, He typed out thy suicide note for thy colon has been ruptured, no doo doos shall ever feel better again, the fellow walks down to the docks, ties the 40kg concrete to thy one's leg for he is heartbroken. He jumps painfully choking on water as he dies for he meets the relief of death.
The fellow's family found his suicide note on a walk to the dock. His own dad read the note, started tearing up, grazed to his knees while staring to the sky, and painfully screamed:
"WHYYYYYY!!!!"
That's all, folks!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Suicide
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Shortpasta
Trailer Park Boys: Lost Episode!

All my life I used to love the Trailer Park Boys episodes. I would always laugh at Ricky, Julian, and Bubble's misadventures. HOWEVER, ONE DAY I SAW AN EPISODE THAT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER
I was scrolling through netflix one late night while I was alone to watch some while I was drunk off my ass from 151. All the episodes appeared but one of them said TPB.EXE. I said, "HEY! I've never seen this episode! Time to click on it!" So I did. I began watching it. Oddly enough the intro started first. No interlude, no introduction, nothing. Then it cut halfway to the first episode where Cyrus is pointing a gun to Julian's head. Julian was played by a different actor named Brandon. Julian says "You wanna pull the trigger? Do it!" as he cocks Cyrus's pistol.
But THIS time, he actually did it! blood, brains, eyeballs, teeth, and boogers flew everywhere! It got all over everybody's face and the camera. It was REAL! Cyrus had actually shot him! I guess they must have had to reshoot the whole episode because of this.
Then Cyrus went home and cried on his bed and committed suicide while his eyes bled. An image flashed onscreen during this ordeal for a 4th of a second. I REWINDED IT AND CAUGHT IT. It was a hyperrealistic picture of Bubbles dead! His tongue was out and he was bloody all over! I uploaded the image here but it deleted itself. So I drew a very accurate representation of it! ...Which also deleted itself.
I was about to completely microwave my computer but then a skeleton popped out and the episode made me wanna commit suicide. So I did with a gun the same way Cyrus did.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Suicide
Category:Shortpasta
Transclichés: Rise of the Cliché

OK, I NO YOUR NOT GOING TO BELIEVE ME BUT THIS IS REAL. I WAS AN INTERN AT NICKOLODEAN. We usually get to watch episodes before they Bel-air. However, sometimes they put morbid jokes as the title (the first one I saw was "Obese" ) We watched an episode called Squidward's Fucked. It was just a black screen, and there was screaming. Then we saw Squidward, naked, being surrounded by Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck, who touched his privates and stuck his clarinet in his ass. We were all scared. My boss, Red, came in and hung himself by an escape rope. Jeff The Killer told our coffee guy to "GO TO SLEEP" and stabbed him in the shins. My best friend stuck his hand in the fan and it got chopped off, and hour later he died from the pain. I was sitting there, freaked out. It turns out only Red could open the door, but his key was outside the door. I jumped out a window and Forensic and Happy Appy got me. I drove to a yardsale and bought Slender for D.S. It wasn't haunted. So I drove back and returned it and bought a haunted pokemon game called Pokemon Patrixxx Pink. That game was haunted and I just mailed it to you. Anyway, what I saw in the game was: Dead NPCs, mangled pokemon. As a starter, I recieved Patrixxx. He was lvl 100 and had all the OP moves. I used a squirtle instead of him. But then it said
"PATRIXXX WANTS TO MURDER JIMMY!" I never use my real name in games. My real name is Jimmy. Suddenly, my cartridge popped out and Lavender town theme started playing. Then something else popped out.
A SKELETON! (...or is it?!)
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Transformers G1: Megatron's rampage

I remember back in the day my favorite show was transformers. It was a show about robots in a battle for good and evil. I always try my hardest to collect the toys but the prices were always insane even for 1984. Fast forward to 2010 I was disappointed at the Micheal Bay movies i wanted to see the original series again. So i looked on Ebay and i found season 1 for $1.00 and i decided to buy it to relive my childhood. 5 hours later i got an email with a text file saying "INFORMATION" from ANIMATION SELLER@hotmail.com. I opened up the file it said "THANK YOU FOR ORDERING TRANSFORMERS G1 SEASON 1 THE ITEM WILL COME IN A REGULAR DVD CASE WITH A TRANSFORMERS PICTURE ON IT AND THE DISK WILL NOT HAVE A LABEL ON IT"
17 days passed and the package arrived on my doorstep i brought in to the house and got an knife. I cut it open and the dvd was the same thing like the text file described. I put the DVD in the DVD player the menu had an image of optimus prime and megatron in chibi form.I thought that was stupid and unfitting it
had all 15 episodes of season 1 if you include more than meets the eye miniseries at the bottom of the list there was a 16th episode titled "Megatrons rampage" i played the episode to see what it was. The episode started without the intro it started with the decepticon base as it closed up. We see megatron with the other decepticons megatron was planning a another attack on the autobots when starscream said "Why do we wait to attack we should attack NOW!" Megatron looked pissed and slapped starscream and said in a deep voice "The reason we wait to attack because of fuck ups like you" Starscream replied to megatron "I do not consider myself a fuck up now the real fuck up is you if i was leader the autobots would be piles of screws already" Megatron picked his arm blaster and killed starscream then we see a close up of starscream with his now black eyes with his mouth open.
Then megatron said "anyone else?" megatron stormed out the base and went to the autobot base.And bumblebee went to teletram one to contact optimus prime bumblebee said "Optimus prim megatron broke into the base we need your h..help..." Then megatron choked bumblebee until he was dead. Like starscream his eyes were now black and mouth open then megatron turned to the camera saying "MATTHEW I AM COMING FOR YOU I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND" The episode ended from there i took the DVD out and put it back in the case and took it outside and burned it in the fire. But how did megatron know my name he is just a cartoon i will never know.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Transformice!: Lost Map

Transformice...I'm sure everyone knows that game. I love it and I still do, but it went a little harsh. So before I start rambling on about it, I want to tell you this is true. It is very true. OK? Now, I logged onto my account and started collecting cheese. I decided to go in room 666.
Because of all these superstitious, people won't bother me in there. I was kind of a loner in this game. I would always practice my sham skills. Nope, there were people in the room. We were all talking and the Shaman was going to build balloon box to bring us to the cheese. It went laggy and everyone but me got out.
Shaman: OMG im srry!
(me) Swiftcat: Its ok. Help me out plz!
Therunner121: LOL u stuck
Swiftcat: Hey not funny!
whitequeen: sham help her!
The Shaman threw a ball at the door to break it and I got pushed into the purple area.
Shaman: OMg!!!! Srry! didnt mean 2 :(
Swiftcat: itz ok... ill just suicide watever.
But I got pushed away from the purple walls... It said I was in map Edeay. Edeay? What did that mean? But it wasn't normal. It was all... blue or black green or white. My mouse had white eyes and it was a blue-ish black, the sky was green, and the ground was black. The mouse hole was white and it had a black skeleton mouse in it instead of a real one. Suddenly, I walked over the cliff. I don't know how. And instead of bubbles, I heard a faint squeak and bones crack. I teleported back to the regular map and everyone was still I the same room.
Shaman: OMG i thought u die!
Swiftcat: i went to a F%^&*# up room!
I described everything that happened.
Whitequeen: OMFG ru serious!? FUUUU!!!!
Therunner121: Shes trollin. -.-
Whitequeen: OMG stop bieng a dick therunner!
therunner121 disconnected
Shaman disconnected.
Whitequeen: so ru serious or trollin me?
Swiftcat: Im serious... NEVER GO IN thiS map AGAIn! EVER!
whitequeen disconnected.
I'm dead serious in all of this that happened. This isn't actually there usernames... I forgot them :P
NEVER EVER EVER go past the purple walls.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Trapped

Sigh. Life's so boring these days, being stuck in a dimension of nothingness. I used to be a character once loved by people, but thanks to changes, they made a new me and threw me away. Unused characters all go to this hell of a dimension, where there's nothing to do besides drown in your own sorrows, or, if you're lucky, talk with another threw-away character.
Now, you might be wondering who I am, right? Well, my name is Spongebob Squarepants. The old one. Thanks to Nickelodeon making an ATROCIOUS new version of myself, my friends and my whole show, I got stuck here, where everything's white. Along with, like I said, everything that got a stupid change. That basically means that entire Bikini Bottom got stuck here, excluding the buildings, cars and Gary.
But, enough about myself. There are also enough other characters stuck here. A cloud-like creature and a living wooden puppet with a cape also live here, from the Mario universe, I believe. A co-operation between Nintendo and Square Enix made them characters in a game, but they never got a sequel, remake, or just any other use whatsoever. I've talked to them and heard their story. Just like me, they really want to die or to be used again. But, knowing our luck, that'll never happen.
Oh, and another "neat" feature about this dumb dimension is that there's little to no chance of you running into a character of the same franchise you're in. This sometimes doesn't happen if you're lucky, as happened with the puppet and cloud. I believe I've seen Patrick once, but I was so insane at the time that I thought it was my imagination.
Sigh. I miss my friends and my job, both at Nickelodeon and the Krusty Krab. However, Nickelodeon isn't exactly my favorite... thing anymore. I wish I could kill myself, but, alas. There's nothing in this dimension to kill yourself with, and cartoon/video game or any of those category characters never die of age. Even hunger and thirst don't matter in this place.
There's also a British sounding professor in here. What was he from again? He appeared in just one game, and after that, well you know the drill. A bear and a red oversized parrot also are here. They once took part in the pinnacle of platformers, but suffer the same part as me. At least they have each other.
"But Nickelodeon often puts your old episodes on TV and their website!"
Yes, but those are already recorded. It doesn't exactly count. But, back to myself again, of you're wondering about me too. I've walked this dimesnion, hoping to find an exit or just ANYTHING that isn't like this shit, but, I failed. See, because of the amount of unused characters and the ones to come, this dimension goes on forever. I'm cursed.
Someone, PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE! And, if you work at any of the things I mentioned, specifically Nick: UNUSED CHARACTERS SUFFER A LOT!
I'm done here, now to find a gun. It'll probably be pointless anyway.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Suicide
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Trapped in My Own Body

Help me, please. One day, I woke up and felt really weird. When I went to the bathroom and looked in the mirror, I actually saw my very own face. I touched it, and it felt like my skin. I pooped, but I was still highly suspicious of myself, so I touched the poop and it felt like poop. I am very scared of what I might become.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta