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The Evil Fan

It's the middle of the night. A sudden noise awakes you. You look out the window...
It's just some drunk hobo stumbling across the streets. Nothing much.
He lands on your neighbor's trash can and lays motionless on the pile of bags.
You curse the utterly remarkable and stunning event you have just witnessed, and slowly retreat to the warm covers of your bed.
Once again, you are awoken. You quickly turn your head sideways, expecting some Micheal Myers to quickly jump from the shadows and murder your ass off.
You are greeted by nothing. Your imagination has played a nasty trick on you, and you despise it for it. You look at the time on your clock. 3:36 AM. You only have a few hours till your waking up. Once again, you begrudgingly go back to bed.
At 4:50 AM, you wake up once again. You stare at the ceiling.
What the kind of evilass, soulless monstrosity could've disturbed you now?
You pause your distorted thought and listen: A distinct squeaking sound reaches your ears.
"Are the mice humping in the walls?", you ask yourself.
A loud squeak resonates throughout the room.
You have found your culprit.
insert cheesy lens flash here*
You jump up out of your bed in an awkward, flashy slow-motion, and confront the evil monster; your fan.
"YOU THERE! HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY PEACEFUL SLUMBER!~"
The fan does nothing, as if shocked by your epic failure of an inquisition, squeaks once again, and then turns to face you.
You are locked in combat with this devious work of evil. Your eyes are spying on it in anticipating.
It stares at your eyes, observing your soul with its one shiny bulb...
A moment passes...
You ready an attack...
You swiftly grab your closest weapon, a bedside lamp, and the fan does absolutely nothing.
You circle the object, cornering it.
The fan rocks back and forth, to and fro...
It barely moves... You can sense a sudden rise of tension... You feel a flow of air traveling through the room, carrying a malicious scent to your nostrils. It smells like horse shit.
You cough and gag at the smell, and it knows it has victory in its grasp...
It randomly flies off and attacks you! You wave your lamp around uselessly.
"BACK, BACK I SAY!!! FOUL BEAST!!~"
It's blade whacks your lamp across the room! It crashes into the door and is smashed to smithereens.
With your only method of defense and weaponry out of reach, you cower in fear. You run around the room, your mind playing a classic Scooby Doo chase theme.
It slices your beautiful hair off (you gasp at this atrocious act of evilness!), and slices your back. Blood spatters on the sheets, and you scream in agony. You fall to the floor, knowing that you won't survive the next ten minutes, and, in an amazing act of courageousness and stupidity, you leap up, and the fan decapitates you with its blade. The top of your head slowly rolls of and plops on the floor.
Omai.
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The Evil Fridge

I never should have bought that Fridge. It is a dark purple Fridge from the 1960s, with a logo that simply reads "Fridge". I purchased it from a website called www.extremelyshadydealsfromextremelyshadydealersinextremelyshadyalleys.gov.au for $1. The seller, a bald man in a black trench coat with a Kaiser Wilhelm moustache, made me sign a Terms and Conditions, which I found strange, until this morning. I had put the rest of my dinner into the fridge, and decided to have the rest tomorrow. When I went to get the milk from my coffee, I saw that my dinner had been eaten. I got super freaked out, and got into my red 1997 Honda Civic Sedan, drove to the police station, and told the police about the person who is living in my house. They dismissed my case, and I went home, angry and paranoid. I entered my house, and attempted to turn on the lights.
But they didn't.
I went upstairs, turning my Phone's flashlight on, and in the kitchen I saw that the fridge had been moved. I freaked out, when I heard a voice say "You never should have told the Police, it is in the Terms and Conditions that you will not tell anyone." I spun around to see the FRIDGE!!! But it was unplugged, and was moving towards me. I ran into my room and grabbed my baseball bat. I snuck into the kitchen, since the fridge was still moving really slowly. I snuck behind the fridge, readying my baseball bat, when I hit it in its motor. It cried in pain, before stumbling forward and falling onto its front. I continued hitting it, until it was sufficiently damaged. I decided to turn it over, and I did, and opened the door, and found nothing out of the ordinary apart from the TAC. I skimmed over it, found a part that stated that the fridge will be destroyed if the TAC is, and decided to burn it, along with the fridge. I took them both into my backyard, covered them in oil, and set them on fire. I watched it burn until it was a pile of molten metal. I decided to sleep in my car for the night, and I went to check the remains. I found a black pile of Metal, but then I noticed something sticking out of a small hole.
The Terms and Conditions, completely unburnt.
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Category:Satire
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The Evil Jigsaw Puzzle

I love jigsaw puzzles. You can get them in 1,000 piece sets to 40,000 piece sets, if you're crazy into jigsaw like me. Allow me to spend a few paragraphs elaborating on how much I like Jigsaw puzzles.
Crap, I accidentally deleted that 5 paragraph spiel. Sorry everyone, I guess that means I have to skip right to the actual story.
I ordered a 40,000 piece jigsaw set from a mysterious company. Those are actually not cheap so I went to call the company to ask how the charge would appear on my bank statement but they already did the mysterious company disappearing act. Whatever.
So as any jigsaw enthusiast knows, you do the puzzle upside down then flip it, and you get the picture. It started off normal enough, took me a few days to find all the corner pieces. But I found myself strangely drawn. Like nothing else mattered. I found that if I neglected eating and drinking I could quickly find the side pieces. If I ignored my children I could quickly find the pieces that aimed towards the center, so I chained my children up in the basement.
I knew what I was doing was wrong but I had to know what this picture was. I discovered if I meat-hook my husband and tortured him the pieces would reveal themselves as he screamed. The more magnificent his torture, the more the puzzle would reveal.
The more I induced suffering the more my dread of what the picture was to be, but I could not stop. I had to know. Finally after months of agony I had completed the puzzle and it was time to turn it over.
I turned it over and it was a fucking picture of Rick Astley singing "Never Gonna Give You Up."
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The Evil Mars Rover

One day, there was an astronaut who bought a Mars Rover, and decided to put him on the moon. When they got to the moon, he got out of the spaceship, then the Mars Rover's eyes turned red, and it stabbed him and he bleeded to death. Then the Mars Rover said, "Hahahaha. I'm evil!" and went to go kill more astronauts.
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The Evil Satanic Demonic 666 Unholy iPad

I was going to get an iPod for myself because i felt like it, but then i saw an auction on eBay: "Ipod for only 9000$". I was le happy, because now i can save up a lot of money.When i got it, i wanted to see the apps so i can **** around. It had Temple Run 2, i immediatly threw it out of the window ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ . The next day, it was back, this time with a punch, and the punch was delishus. I wanted to see the other apps though, and i found something that could only be created by Satan himself!!!!!
flappy bird
Oops, that was a typo, let me try again ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Ahem...
FAPPY BIRD D:
There was a voice saying "Play it", it was my friend... so i threw him out of the window ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ <----- (Why do i keep making dis face)
I decided to play Fappy bird for the shits and giggles, unfortunately, it was only shits.
IT WAS RED AND DAYMONIC AND  TEH CITY WAS ON FIREEEE
ALSO TEH PIPES MADE A SKELETON POP OUT WHEN YOU DIE D:
3 hours later....
"Im at 666 gaize, im a BOSS" Then i died...
Oh boy, i shouldnt have done that.
FAPPY BIRD POPPED OUT WITH RED EYES AND THERE WAS BLAWD EVERYWHERE AND TEH CITY EXPLODED AND EVERYONE DIED AND ALL THE POTATOS ARE GONE AND SOMEONE ATE THA LAST PIE.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
Then a really  idea came to my head ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ <---- (Seriously, writer, y u keep making dis face)
Im gonna play Justin Bieber and end this demonic satan unholy potato-hating Antichrist Satanic motherf*cking pie eating cookie stealing PATRIXXXXX hating game!EVEN IF IT COSTS ME MY EARS!
I put on my headphones(sound blockers), and played the "music" as you would say
The iPod exploded in a debris of blawd and goar and satanz and evil half eaten cookies and low-end toilets.A skeleton popped out, demanding a cookie for destroying Satans creation. I WAS NOT GIVING OUT MY COOOKIE
So we fought until a Stereotypical British dude went berserk with tea, and killed everyone.
I am typing this as a ghost :P Loololollololol 
* Skeleton pops out*
THE END ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ <---- (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)
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The Evil Sock Puppet

Tom always loved sock puppets. He had to waste his socks to make them though. There was a day Tom always regreted, he found a sock puppet in a trashcan. It was red and blue, he wanted to visit some friends to show them the sock puppet so he went to his friend carl. Suddenly carl started to shiver and his head grew big until it exploded! After that the sock puppet started talking saying :hahaha thank you for freeing me shitbag hahahaha: Tom was still 9 so he didnt like curse words. Afterwards he went to frank, he was fishing tom said hi but suddenly a whale popped out of the water and ate frank and the sock puppet started cursing some more. Tom ran into the military. The military told tom to take off the sock puppet but the sock puppet stil hung on tom said : i cant: the military leader called in the big bomb. Everyone was killed in the bomb attack even tom but the sock puppet lives another day this is my first pasta please dont be so hard on it!
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The Evil Twin

"The Evil Twin" is a ritual for contacting or Seeing your evil dead twin.
It must be Midnight to do this ritual.
Everyone Does have a dead evil twin. If you are twins and both are alive... this dead twin will be your triplet.
Things You will need...
* A Large dark Room: It must be either a garage, basement or an attic, which must be in the house
* A scented candle
* A Mirror
* A picture of you as a baby, you have to be lying down in the picture: NOTE: Nobody else must not be in the photo
* Matches
* A Cross, or picture of God... (If you are religious) or a picture of a dead loved one
* Your Baby Blanket (If you still have one) or a bath towel
Steps
# As soon as Midnight strikes go into your choice of room, it must be the ones listed on top, Set up your mirror, and the candles (I'll tell you why they must be scented later.)
# Light the candles
# Stand in the middle of the room, no light can enter.
# Hold tightly to the picture of you as a baby and chant 13 times "I wish to see my Evil twin"
# Close your eyes and count out as loud and clearly as you can your age. If you hear tapping by the 3rd number, stop, It's the devil trying to escape into your home use your cross or the God picture.  if not carry on.
# By the time you have reached your age, the lovely smell of the scented candles will smell of rotting corpses and death, It will be unbearable but don't let the smell bother you.
# Open your eyes, if you've done it right the ghost of your dead twin will be in the corner of the room, if done incorrectly, The Ghost will grab you inside the mirror and you will never be seen again.
# If you see him/her in the corner, look at your baby picture. You will see a ghostly looking baby lying next to you. in fact every photo
# You can not end the ritual, your twin will haunt you until the day you die.
Good Luck... if you dare
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The Exercise Freak

The other day, I was going through some of my grandpa's old letters from after the war. In a dusty old box I found a crumpled up piece of paper. I began to read. I looked at the clock. It was midnight.
"July 15, 1959. Just returned home from the fitness club. Very worried. I was using the exercise bike and I began to feel a strange sensation. I looked up and there was a man on a machine in front of me. Everything seemed normal until I asked the man for the time. All of the sudden, he started floating upside-down toward me with a plastic grin and wide eyes. I moved to a different machine and tried to ignore it. But he kept slowly floating toward me so I ran home and started to write this letter. I worry he may be following me because as I left the gym, my Tourette Syndrome took over and I randomly yelled out my home address. Oh my God, someone is banging on the door. I can hear footsteps. fuck-fuck-fuck. I should stop writing thi-"
And the letter stops. There are spots of blood near the bottom of the page.
My grandfather's chopped up body was discovered the next day underneath a piece of exercise equipment at the gym. I was told by my family it was just a bizarre cooking accident.
Oh my Gosh. Somebody is knocking on my door, too.
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The Exorcist - The Truth

Now, many people say The Exorcist, filmed in 1973, isn't a scary movie, but many people died or were injured during filming.
The following are the notes of the police, who investigated, but never confirmed the cause of death.
__NOTOC__
==Day One==
First day of filming - One of the security guards on set disappears during the filming of a scene involving the fire explosion. He was found later inside a bag, burnt and scarred. The man was holding in his hand a lighter, and had oil all over his body.
==Press Conference with Linda Blair==
Guarding the inner sector of the Conference Room, one man is found with a large rash on his arm, his nails are covered in skin, and some of said skin is ripped off. It appears that the man had peeled off some of his own skin.
==Investigation of Security Guard Forces==
All of them were tested via lie detector, none showing any signs of lying when asked for the truth. All bags were inspected, and none had any weapons apart from their standard tranquilizer darts. However, one of the guards was abducted and never found.
==Linda Blair's Injury==
Today, The main actor Linda (Regan) was hurt and maintained severe whip lash upon her back and neck, and was bruised after the filming. The machine they were using some how malfunctioned, causing it to use excessive force, but this is not going to be used in the film.
That is all that remains in the vaults, and nobody knows what happened.
==Author's Notes==
The next pasta I write, I will try to explain why and what must have been going on. Until then, bye.
Sorry for a short one this time, But my next one's going under much more development. I hope to write a BIGGER ONE next time. Thanks!
Originally uploaded to the Creepypasta Wiki on November 15, 2011
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The Experiment

I'm gonna start this story off by saying that I'm not usually one to post stories like this; but this story in particular is one that I think needs to posted here.
I was working in my lab, around 2 AM or so (I should mention that I'm a biologist), and out of the corner of my eye I spotted something... moving. "Hello?" I called, to be greeted with nothing but silence. I grabbed my shotgun and turned the corner, but as I did so, I caught a stench, burning deep in my nostrils like a blazing grease fire. A goopy liquid fell from the ceiling, landing on my shoe. The liquid was a putrid green color, smelling of the countless brutal deaths from the battlefield. Was this a dream, me thinking back to my time as a soldier? I pinched myself as hard as I could, and looked down at my hands. This had to be real life, but this stench was still bugging me. Why was it so familiar? I looked up to find the source of the goo, when I saw something scamper away.
I left my laboratory, and out into the graveyard of creatures experimented on. I'm not gonna say that what I'm doing is ethical, but it really isn't. My last experiment had also gone missing, an attempt to merge a human with a spider, to make a real life spider man. The result didn't survive, but if this that creature having left it's cell, I think it's safe to say that I'm screwed. I grabbed for my flashlight, only to find that it had gone missing. I let my eyes adjust for a second or two, and walked over to where I thought I saw something behind a gravestone. It's then that I saw it; an eerie sight, a sight that no man should have to witness. He slowly rose, when suddenly, to my surprise...
He did the mash (he did the monster mash).
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The Experiment with Science

In 1965 a team of Russian scientists decided to see what will happen if they really fuck up a human being by doing operations and science on him. So they did. The did much science and operations and then they kicked the man in the balls for good measure. Surely something interesting will happen, they thought. On the fifth hour of the science project something strange began to happen. The test subject died. Well that's disappointing, the scientists said, but they did not give up. They decided to do even more science on the man. So they hooked the body to a transformer and ran 10000 volts through him. Now we will see some weird shit they thought and they were right. The body exploded! There were strange red markings on the wall and chunks of meat everywhere. The scientist were confused, but they decided to do even more science. They decided to gather the chunks of meat in a bucket, installed a speaker on top of it, plugged the speaker in a audio system and started listening for messages from God. On the fifth hour of the listening something strange happened again. An armed guard of the laboratory shot them all with his AK-47 because he was disgusted with their behavior. As he shot them he shouted: "Where is your God now?". The science project was closed, the soldier was sent to Siberia, and nobody heard anything about this project for decades to come.
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The Eye

I was walking in the woods when I saw a giant eye. I ran for my life and made it out alive. I had friends with me, but they weren't lucky... They died from shock. The eye kept coming back, and always killed many. Finally, when it left, the death toll was 21. How did the eye look? Well, it was big, red, and evil looking. If you see it, run as fast as you can, or you'll 100% die...
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The FUCKING dark forest that makes people FUCKING disappear because it's FUCKING dark that's why it's the FUCKING dark forest which as I said makes FUCKING people FUCKING disappear

one day I FUCKING woke up to a FUCKING police siren so I looked out the FUCKING window because I was FUCKING curiousas FUCKING hell, I look out the FUCKING window and see the FUCKING police talking to a FUCKING lady that looked FUCKING distressed. I got out of my FUCKING house and knocked on the FUCKING door of the FUCKING lady and asked why she is distressed and she FUCKING said "my FUCKING child FUCKING disapeared in the FUCKING infamous dark FUCKING forest..." that FUCKING fueled my FUCKING curiosity, I planned to FUCKING explore the dark FUCKING forest. when it was FUCKING midnight I got out of my FUCKING bed and geared up to go to the FUCKING dark FUCKING forest...
the FUCKING dark forest was just FUCKING ahead of me, I began to FUCKING hesitate, but I was FUCKING filled with FUCKING DETERMINATION. when I FUCKING entered the forest it was pitch FUCKING black, now I know why the FUCKING call it the dark FUCKING forest... thankFUCKINGfuly I had a FUCKING flashlight, when I turned on the FUCKING flashlight I was FUCKING terrified, there were FUCKING dead bodies everyFUCKINGwhere... guts and and blood FUCKING everywhere so I was FUCKING immobile. after 5 FUCKING seconds I quickly FUCKING turned around to FUCKING run away but I was FUCKING blocked by a FUCKING creature that was not very FUCKING tall but it was very FUCKING spooky, I instantly had a FUCKING heart attack and FUCKING died and FUCKING became skurleton and FUCKING wrote this
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