Evil Patrick: The Squidward Strikes Back

So it had been two years since we had destroyed the ChumBucket. My Sandshrew was now level 35 (compared to the 10 that it was when I got it). Sandy had become a well respected member of the council and rebellion. Fat Chick died and was replaced the guy who yelled Chocolate. Gary had grown a nanoinch taller and Evil Patrick left for some reason. So we were in the glass bowl that Sandy had used as a base for the rebellion. Squidward has been chasing us down since we destroyed the CumBucket. I was walking around when I saw a ice monster and wanted to battle it for experience. But it scrtahced me and I fell down and it took me to a cave. Where I would hang there for a while. Chocolate guy was wondering where I was and Gary came with him on the search for me. I was hanging in a mini cave and when I opened my eyes I saw the pokeball. I used my force to grab it and get it to me. I threw the pokeball and Sandshrew used Dig and hit the ice monster and it was super effective. After it freed me I got out of the cave and started running away until I fell down. Krusty's ghost came up and told me to pursue Evil Patrick. He said he knew the answer to where Spongebob was. So I got ready pretty quick and chocolate guy showed up to help me back to the base. But Gary couldn't take teh cold and died. Chocolate guy used his chocolate gun to bury Gary in a hole. Once back at the base there was a attack. Giant robotic looking dogs started attacking us and we all had to work together. Sandy used her tazer, Chocolate man used his gun, and I used my Sandshrew and we defeated in the middle of the night. I split from the group to find Evil Patrick and Chocolate man was using their charms to make Sandy fall in love with him. They suddenly kissed out of nowhere even though neither of them were planning on it. After a couple hours I found a forest with my Sandshrew and there was Evil Patrick there. He said he didn't want to teach me in the ways of teh cook because I was too old. But told him that I was their last hope so he let me in. I spent days training there and EVil Patrick told me that strength wasn't the only thing that was needed for victory. There was the iea that you had to understand your sorroundings and what ties everything together. After a few days Patrick sent me to a room where I saw Squidward. I beat him in a fight but when I did it turned out I was just imagining it. It was a test to see how I would take the situation. Later though I had a vision where Squidward was hurting everybody and I had to leave. Evil Patrick didn't want me to go though because I still had to learn. I told him I had to though or else tey would die. He let me go and I made my way to the place I had my vision taking place. There I found out that Squidward was there. In fact he had taken the chocolate man and started to freee him to send him off to the Vampie man who flicked the lights on and off a bunch. A bounty hunter named Spongebobs dad was taking him there. Spongebob was in taht city to and before Chocolate man was frozen Sandy confessed her love to him and was worried she would never see him again. So it would seem that Squidward had almost won this one. But I found him and he challenged me to a battle. He used his Jolteon and I used my Sandshrew and we had battles through several rooms until I lost the battle and Squidward cut my arm off. Then he gave me a weird confession. He was my father. I jumped down a hole to escape Squidward and then I found myself in a place. Sandy and I and Spongebob were all together even though Squidward had won the battle right now and it seemed like hope was lost. I had my arm rebuilt and we looked into the sky. There was a tiny glimer of hope. That was because we have not lost yet. There was still the rebellion and Sandy still wanted to see the chocolate man. Spongebob wanted to defeat Planton and Evil Patrick was told that there was more hope beyond me.
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