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Sad Mario

What if Mario was a middle-aged white man from California who worked a consistent job at McDonalds getting paid minimum wage all while his wife attempted to get a divorce and take the kids leaving Mario alone. He then becomes an alcoholic and can barely pay rent so he moves into the slums where he gets into drugs and starts to lose his sanity. He eventually sees his wife has remarried to a rich lawyer who beats her cheeks every night. So Mario then commits first degree murder and goes to prison.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Mario
Category:Shortpasta
Sad Waitress

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A SAD WAITRESS. SHE WAS SO SAD BECAUSE SHE WORKED ALL THE TIME. SHE WORKED, AND WORKED, AND WORKED. ONE DAY, SHE WAS WORKING TILL' CLOSE. SHE HAD WORKED SO HARD ALL DAY, AND WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING OFF OF WORK. SHE RUSHED THROUGH HER SIDE WORK, AND SWEPT AS FAST AS SHE COULD. WHEN SHE HAD FINISHED SWEEPING SHE TOOK THE BROOM AND DUST PAN BACK TO THE ROOM THAT THEY BELONGED IN. UPON ENTERING THAT SPACE SHE FOUND THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG. UPON SEEING INSIDE THE ROOM TO HER SURPISE, IT WAS A SPOOOKKYY SKELINGTON!!!
IT WAS HANGING FROM THE CEILING WITH A SSPOOOKKY SMILE. IT HANGED AS IF IT'S WATCHING HER, WATCHING EVERY MOVE SHE MADE. SHE LAUGHED AT HERSELF OVER THIS IRATIONAL FEAR OF THIS THING WATCHING HER. THEN, UNEXPECTEDLY, THE SKELINGTON LUNGED AT HER.
NO ONE SAW SAD WAITRES AGAIN.
==PART 2: GHOST WAITRESS==
THE SAD WAITRESS HAD DISAPPEARED KNOW ONE KNEW OF HER RUN IN WITH THE SPOOKY SKELINGTON, AND SHE HAD MISED TWO SHIFTS, IF SHE MISED A THIRD SHE WOULD LOSE HER JOB! SO ON THE THIRD MORNING SHE APPEARED I THE WALK IN COOLER. HER CO-WORKER WAS STARTLED TO SEE HER! THE COWORKER SAID "OH! IT'S JUST YOU... WHEN DID YOU GET HERE WE WERE WORRIED YOU HAD BEEN TOO SPOOKED BY A WHERE-WOF TO COME IN TO WORK" THE SAD WAITRESS REPLIED "I NEED THIS JOB MORE THAN MY LIFE AND I CAN NOT MIS 3 DAYS SO I AM MUST BE WORK!" THE COWORKER SAID "OK" AND LOOKED AT HER PALENESS AND SAID "A NEW TABLE JUST GOT SAT YOU ARE THEIR WAITRESS."
SHE WENT TO THE TABLE SORTA FLOATY LIKE, BUT NOT SO FLOATY AS TO AROUSE SUSPICION.
SHE SAID "YELLOW TABLE I AM YOUR GHOST... I MEAN GREAT WAITRESS... I AM HERE FOR YOUR ORDER." THEY SAID THEY WANTED A ROUND OF BEER.
SHE PUT THE ORDER IN THE COMPUTER
ANOTHER TABLE SAT AND SHE WENT FOR THE ORDER THEY TO WANTED BEERS
SHE PUT THE ORDER IN
THEN SHE WENT TO GET THE BEERS FROM THE BAR, BUT HER SAD GHOST HANDS COULD NOT PICK UP THE BEER. SHE WAS EXTRA SAD BECAUSE NOW SHE KNEW SHE WAS A GHOST AND WOULD LOSE HER JOB BECAUSE THE DEAD DON'T HAVE VALID SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS. SO SHE CRIED HER GHOST TEARS AND FLOATED UP INTO THE HAVEN.
BUT THE SCARIEST THING IS...
THEY NEVER GOT THEIR BEER...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Skeletons
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Saddest Story You Will Ever Hear

I was just a normal boy until it happened. Every day when i got home from school, it was the same routine. I would do my homework, watch some TV, then my dad would get home. My mom would come back 5 minutes later. I loved both of my parents very much, and we never fought. However one day, everything changed. My dad didn't come home. I waited 5 painstaking minutes for my mom to return. As soon as she stepped through the door, I saw the sorrow in her eyes. Then I instantly knew what had happened. My father had left to go to the store.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Saki Portable Lost Cartridge

I once saw a cartridge of Saki Portable in a store once. It looked cool, so I decided to buy it. I got home to play it. I put it in my PSP, but alas, I died instantly.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Im died
Category:Vidya games
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Salad finger's suicide

it was a simple day get out of bed,play some games,have some breakfast you know what i mean.Anyway my brother told me to watch "salad fingers" a normal series.About a creepy looking monster type guy with a silk voice and hairy long fingers (3 on each hand). im 22 years old i thought i could take it so i watched all the episodes but  one episode had bad graphics the name? "the SUICIDE".
not to much of a bad show but this is how it went.salad fingers was in the corner of his house on the phone he had a smile on.So he hung up after a while and went outside again that wierd ravin in the background.He took a gun from under the sand "i will kill him!" he said "because i got a M1911!" he shot at the screen. a bullet shot at the camera and it fell to the ground.Static surrownded the screen and salad fingers had a gun at someone:it was a woman. he said "REVENGE!" a bullet struck from the gun in the womans head.She lye on the ground. Dead he screemed it was like he was an evil person inside he tossed the gun far away and looked at his hands.I paused it and went to the bathroom and throughup came back wiping my mouth. i unpaused.He unfolded his hands and started to cry.the screen went black.for 9 minutes and static.a flash came. it was a shotgun in salad fingers head.he was screeming he pulled the treger and BOOOM!!!.salad fingers was on the ground dead.the vidio ended i had to report this.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Suicide
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Sammy

Sammy was a normal child. He would always be polite, always the type of kid to hold the door open for a stranger. It was this politeness that caused his murder.
One day- a foggy day- Sammy was out taking a walk when someone- or something- pulled up to him in a car. Sammy asked why he was here, and the man said, "My tire has gone flat! Do you think you could take me to a place where I can get it replaced?" Sammy, being the polite kid he was, said yes. Little did Sammy know, this was his biggest mistake yet. Sammy had had a couple of close calls over the years, but this was the time he wouldn't recover. So, the man got of his car and started walking with Sammy to the car repair shop. Out of the corner of his eye, Sammy realized none of his tires were flat. The man said to Sammy, "You know, you're a real nice kid, Sammy..." Sammy jumped back, surprised. "H-How did you know my name?" Asked Sammy. The man replied, "Oh Sammy, I know everything about you. You just fell for my trap," It was then when the man pulled out his knife and stabbed Sammy in the stomach. Sammy, gasping for air frantically asked, "Why are you doing this?!" The man said, "Oh Sammy, the world is a terrible place. Nobody is EVER safe!" As Sammy lay there, bleeding out thinking What did I do to deserve this? As if reading Sammy's mind, the man said "Sammy, I am your father."
Sammy died later in the hospital from blood loss. Everybody came to the funeral, even Sammy's murder. To this day, Sammy's father has not been caught or even suspected of killing him.
Category:Im died
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Sammy.exe

I was young boy who loved watchin YouTube. My favorite tuber was SammyClassicSonicFan he was the best I loved much about him. How ever I don't think I will play SammyClassicSonicFan fan games after experience I just had after this one I played.
It started on the 7th of may I remember very well that awful day, I was sitting at my PC watching some sammy when I realized mail was put in to my mail box by post man. I went to mail box and pulled out game called Sonic.exe, it was from Tommy and it had message attached reading the following.
Dear Johnny
It is I Tommy, me and Sonic.exe are now very good friends and he no longer wants to kill me. So I am giving you the Sonic.exe game cause I am no longer in want of it
From Little Boy Tommy
I had heard of Tommy's experience with Sonic.exe and while I was not big Sonic fan I would play it for Sammy cause I was his biggest fan. So I was put game in to PC and I booted it up ... but somethin was wrong. Sonic did not pop out of the title screen, instead Sammy in the flesh poped out instead and started wagging his fingure at me like at the end of his famous intro. After see that I was much excitment and so I pushed enter, after pushing enter I noticed Sammy had HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD IN HIS EYES!!!! and the SEGA 1991 had been replace with SEGA 420. But I shrugged it off as nothing. Game starts up and I notice that all the characters are there (Tails, Knuckles and Eggman) So I assumed Sammys appearance was just from unfinished mod. I select tails and for some reason I hear zero laughter it goes straight to game, but it still show Hill Act 1 .. but it was playing a distorted version of Green Hill zone instead of spooky music. This makes me scared, however I continue move forward to my surprise in the spot sonic usually is I see Sammy. I touch him and game go blank. Then message shows up reading "Stop hating on sonic" Then I was running from Sammy very cr33py and I go much fast but sammy still catches me. Then he kills tails but instead of tails making a scream the game plays a scream from sammys stop hating on sonic video.
I then decided I did no want to play the Knuckles campaign so I enter cheat code to go straight to eggman. Eggman was running much fast and I thought he would escape, but then Hyper Realistic Blood shows up all over walls and then sammy attacks eggman. Then static starts showing up and after about 10 seconds the game shows a very Hyper Realistic picture of Sammy with Hyper Realistic blood in eyes and it has text above him reading " I am fricked".
I then turn around on my bed I see the Ultra Rare fire Mario back pack but with Hyper realistic blood in eyes. After that I was kill.
The End
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Im died
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:File Extensions
SammySonic.exeFan

In a world where everything was shit, and there existed the internet which was also shit, there was a gay little motherfucker named Sammy. He lived with his parents who he screamed at to give him Sonic pancakes and chili dogs. He was a Sonic fan at heart. He once ruled Mobius, but his senpai Chris Chan kicked him out in a Sonimon battle. Of course, Chris Chan won with Sonichu. Chris and Sammy hate eachother sooo much, but they love eachother in secret. But, Sammy had a horrible secret. He worked with the cult of X! One day, he played Sonic.exe and he swore his soul to X, who promised to give him power for every time he sent a copy of Sonic.exe out. But, one day, Sammy became power hungry, and went to face X himself. "OKAY! THAT IS IT! THIS IS THE FINAL... STRAW!!" Sammy exclaimed at X. "Oh hey bro I got a hundred more copies of Sonic.exe for you to hand-" Sammy cut X off. "WHY SONIC WHY SONIC WHY SONIC WHY SONIC WHYYY SOOONIIIIC?! I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL OF YOU FRICKING TROLLS, AND YOU FRICKING HATERS, AND YOU FRICKING SONIC FAN FRICKS! YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES WHO RUINED SONIC FOR EVERYONE!!" Sonic screamed at X. "Dude I just wanted you to give out copies of my-" Sammy cut X off again. "ALL OF YOU FRICKING FAN FRICKS, AND YOUR FRICKING FANTASIES... I'M TIRED OF ALL OF YOU FRICKS!" Sammy struck X down with his mighty sword of holiness and fuckin' justice. "Sammy, bro, why? You turned against me and the cult..." X coughed twice. X sighed as his last words were spoken. "...bull fricking horse shit..." X faded away in Sammy's arms. "Oh, no... what have I done?! I must bring you back, my lord and savior...!" Sammy ran back to his house and sent fifty copies of Sonic.exe to different people. The messages all shared the same sentence: "GIVE IT A CHAAAANCE!" and the people were soon reported dead after that. "Time to see if he's come back!" Sammy ran back to The Castle of X. X was alive! "My lord, you've returned!" Sammy said in glee towards X. "Fuck you." X stated as he banished Sammy to Sonic.exe Purgatory, and a skeleton popped out to take his place. "SammyTheClassicSonicFan, you are alive again. Send these copies of Sonic.exe to everyone on the world, and you will have flesh and skin over your bones again." X told the corpse of the old Sammy. "Why the frick should I listen to YOU?" And then a flame war happened on the internet.
Meanwhile, in Sonic.exe Purgatory...
Sammy said to himself as he suffered, "Sammy... when will you learn... when will you learn... that your actions have consequences?" Sammy broke into tears.
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Sonic
Category:File Extensions
Category:Trollpasta
Sample Text

I think I was searching through an attic to find some VHS that I could make fun of, until I spotted a tape that said "Sample Text." Of course, I didn't think nothing bad happened in this tape, but I was wrong. In fact, what you are about to read might traumatize you.
So I put the tape in, but there was some odd things. It had some off beat music that felt very unsettling. It cuts to Spongebob walking by his house, except he didn't look like Spongebob at all. He had these weird things with his breasts, and he kept stretching them saying "You gotta look beautiful for Mr. Krabs. You gotta look beautiful for Mr. Krabs."
Then Spongebob asks how Patrick is doing. Patrick looks oddly realistic, and has a very long tongue. And he doesn't even speak words, it's more like he speaks as if though he was mentally ill.
Spongebob then had this poorly cropped mouth over him saying "Let's go do some masturbation." Then everything he said after that seemed inaudible with Patrick looking down in a very sad way.
It cuts to Squidward, who's eyes look like they're bleeding, with some kind of weird noise in the background. Then Patrick stares into Squidward's window. After a few seconds, Spongebob starts laughing, and then loud screaming afterards.
Next, something that looks like Squidward's clarinet starts talking to him. The clarinet has a distorted voice, Squidward looked like he was crying during all of this.
There was just a shadow of Squidward, and he had a gun to his head saying 'It's not fair clarinet! Could've been big! Could've ruled the world. If it wasn't for these useless feet." Then Squidward shot himself. And the clarinet was enjoyed with his death.
Then it zoomed out of Squidward's house, and there was a psychedelic mess in the back ground. Spongebob and Patrick were dancing while there was a high-pitched voice saying "Mr. Krabs."
Then I burned the tape in a fire, and I never wanted to see the horror that was what I just saw.
Then a skeleton popped out.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Suicide
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Sandwich

I know it sounds crazy but whenever I touch these sandwiches, you're gonna laugh at me, you're gonna think I'm nuts, you're gonna think I'm crazy, when I touch these sandwiches I feel the hands of every person who touched them before me and after me, and I feel this jolt of like fricking lightning or something from my hand to the tip of my you-know-what. Sometimes while I'm grabbing these sandwiches with my bare hands I just can't help but just throw back my head in ecstasy and moan. So whenever I go out and talk to chicks the chicks say to me "What do you do?" and I say "Yes, I do grab sandwiches with my bare hands in a factory". And don't laugh at me, I feel like a spirit like an orb shoot through my body every time I put out a sandwich. You know a lot of people laugh at me, they beat me up, they give me black eyes, they broke my nose 4 times you know because I just like to make sandwiches and I get bullied about it, I get bullied for it, and they pull my underwear up and doo-doo feces does fall out because of how hard they pull. But will I stop grabbing sandwiches with my bare hands and moving them down the assembly line? Absolutely fricking not if you know what I mean, like no, it's just no way. This is the only thing that brings my life joy, and you can beat me up, you can threaten to kill me, you can dox me, you can come to my house in a Black SUV, I'm not gonna stop doing this. I love the people of this country, I love giving them soggy sandwiches and no, I'm not gonna stop.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Sandwiches

My name is Corey R. Seder. I live at 2809 Ross Street in Rickinson, IL 69420. I was born on January 15th of 1979. I am 5' 7" (169 centimeters) tall and I weight 245.7 pounds (111.7 kilograms).
Ever since I was a kid, I've always enjoyed eating sandwiches. But on the summer of 1991, something happened that would change my view on sandwiches forever. I just had gotten out of school, and I was going to my local bread store to buy some bread in order to build my special sandwich. When I entered the store, I noticed that instead of the usual cashier at the counter, Joel Saulsbury, there was someone I had never seen before.
"hello may I get a fucking bread please" I said (I am cool so I swear in every sentence because I am so cool)
"Sure. Buddy. You might get a bread" The cashier replied.
I paid for my bread using 0.000001 cents. (the story is set in the 90s so the price is lower than nowadays) (smh)
Then I headed to the lettuce store, which is a few blocks away from the bread store.
I entered the building and I was terrified to find out that in the place when there should've been the usual cashier, there was the same man I had encountered in the bread shop.
"Fuck! Oh. Fucking whatever. Hello, fucker. Can I get a fucking lettuce?" I asked kindly.
The cashier slowly stretched towards me, grinning the whole time. He stared at me for about 10 seconds, before saying "okay"
I took the a lettuce and rushed home. As I ran through the streets I noticed every man was bread shop man wearing different hairstyles.
When I finally got home, I locked the door. and I maked a sandwich.
When my sandwich was about to be finished, I started hearing loud banging coming from the door.
"COREY LET ME IN"
I recognised the voice. It was bread man.
The man exploded the door with his bare hands and came in.
After brutally killing my sandwich, he said:
"I'm gonna let you go with a warning."
"Okay, what the fuck is it?"
"NEVER buy from my bread store ever again."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Sandy's Bad Hair Day

I...I have no idea what to say, but I've got a good feeling that I found this episode on Amazon Prime, let me tell you a story, Hi, my name is Gabriel and I'm a huge fan of SpongeBob, I have DVDs, VHSs, & all merchandise, but one day I found a weird SpongeBob Lost Episode, So one night Mom & Dad are going to a big fancy restaurant all night, they gave me a hug and said goodbye, as they left I got on my computer and Go to my good pal Amazon Prime, as I search for SpongeBob SquarePants Episodes, First I looked at CLUB SPONGEBOB/ MY PRETTY SEAHORSE, then I looked at SPONGEBOB MEETS THE STRANGLER/ PRANKS A LOT, finally I looked at the one SpongeBob season 8 episode MOONCATION/ MR. KRABS TAKES A VACATION, I clicked it and I watched it, It began with a weird Nickelodeon logo, The N looks angry as it chopped the I, C, & K, as they scream, well not any lady scream but blood curdling scream, then the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song starts playing after the Nickelodeon logo fades to black, It starts out with a Pirate saying in a rather depressed voice "Are You Ready Kids? then the kids also said In a depressed way "Aye Aye Captain."
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Sanic

In 2013, Sega was planning on releasing their new Sonic game since the Sonic advance series and the poorly Sonic 06. The Game was similar to the current New Super Mario Bros Wii, The game was called "Sonic 4 episode 3". 
The game would have Classic-like Sonic, The zone would be longer and much harder. A new character would make his first appearance...
I was given the game, Instead of the disc having "S4E3" or "Sonic 4, Episode 3" It had "SANIC" in red marker.
It also had scribbles of "Gotta go fast".
I remember Sonic X, After hearing "Gotta go fast". I thought "Sanic?" "That meme of the blue blur?".
I inserted it into the Dreamcast 2, It had the original graphics. It even had Classic Sonic.
It was normal, Until I reached the zone "DON'T GO HERE". The enemies had tentacles as weapons.
Until, I found a chest... 
Sonic looked at it for a moment before opening it. A monster that could only have come from a Lovecraft story popped out. It filled Sonic's ass with its tentacles. 
Until, It began to fuck him. When the sex scene was done, Sonic fell down, Strangly the "TIME" and "SCORE" glitched up, and "SONIC" changed to "SANIC".
When Sonic stood up, His arms were straighted out. His shoes were blobs with colors thrown on them.
"Sanic?" 
"Gotta go fast" It replied, As it ran fast without me controling it. 
Sanic discovered a pit, He jumped in the pit. The "GAME OVER" screen came up.
The "SONIC" file was gone, It was now "TAILS", I picked Tails and went to (What the game dubbed Green Hill zone) Gren hil zon une.
Tails had a boss battle with Sanic Heghog, Sanic's tongue came out; it stuck to Tails' head and started sucking. After a while, Tails fell down and Sanic walked up to him. The tentacles jumped out of the Hegehog and entered the fox's body, changing him into an equally horrible form.
The two walked around the zone like zombies, violently killing anything they could find.
Until, They went to the real boss battle with Robotnik. Robotnik was scared of Sanic and Toils.
Both immobilized Robotnik with their tongues and began to sodomize and fuck him with them. Some of the images will never be forgotten.
Robotnik became Roobuttnick and the deformed trio became skeletons.
The "GAME OVER" screen came up, But it was "GAM OVOR".
I felt weird...
GOTTA GO FAST! 
BECAUSE I'M SONIC, SONIC THE HEGEHOG!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Sonic
Category:BATTELS
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Skeletons
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Sanjay Gets Grounded - The Last Ground

I was a huge fan of Tinkywinky09's Sanjay Gets Grounded videos. But then a video caused me nightmares. It was called "The Last Ground." It started with Sanjay getting grounded by his parents, Winnie the Pooh and Flaky from Happy Tree Friends. Then they take out a gun, and shoot Sanjay in the gut and blood oozed out all over them.
"You are grounded for infinity, you cock gobbler" Flaky says, as he takes a match and puts Sanjay on fire.
Sanjay began to scream, but it was hyper realistic screaming.
A title card said, "1 Year Has Passed," and Sanjay was holding a gun and killed Flaky and Winnie. It was disturbing, and then it ended with static.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta