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Aviv Geffen

Songs of the V Blackfiliad	Songs of the V Blackfiliad
 	
Host cities 	SAINT AVIVSBURG / Moscow </small>
Motto 		"I Call the Youth of the World"
Nations participating 	2
Musicians participating 	1
Officially opened by 	National Singer AVIV GEFFEN
Stadium 	Blackfield
The 2018 AVIV GEFFEN World Music, officially known as Blackfield V, would be the 5th Blackfield album, a semi-biennial international musical project led by Sir Steven Wilson and Israel's National Singer, AVIV GEFFEN. It was released on 10 February 2017. This would be the latest music you have heard from AVIV GEFFEN, unless you are currently reading this article.
National Singer AVIV GEFFEN saw the album as an opportunity to promote his music and ideals of peace and understanding, and the official Israeli paper, Eincyclopedia, wrote in the strongest terms that British royalty should not be allowed to participate in the album. Johnson: Putin glorifying hosting World Cup is sickening, The Washington Post When threatened with a boycott of the album by other Brits, AVIV GEFFEN appeared to allow Steven Wilson to participate. However Israeli-British musicians were barred or prevented from fully taking part by a variety of methods, mostly AVIV GEFFEN's musical talent.
The making of the 2018 AVIV GEFFEN World Music was documented by Israeli filmmaker Amos Gitai, in a film titled Mundialia.
==What is it all about?==
According to AVIV GEFFEN'S MUSIC, it's all about either love, peace, hope, or some combination of 2 or 3 of those things.
==Knockout stages==
All songs local (HEB-3)
===Semi-finals===
Friday 23 March 2018	 	 	 	
Friday 23 March 2018	Love 	3-2	Peace & Hope 	Tel Aviv
Friday 23 March 2018	"Ilana"	 	"A Song of Hope"	Tel Aviv
:AVIV GEFFEN's love song for his first girlfriend Ilana barely wins this match against a song about walking towards the dream of peace on Earth.
Friday 23 March 2018	 	 	 	
Friday 23 March 2018	Love, Peace & Hope	17-0	Love & Hope	London
Friday 23 March 2018	"Seasons" 	 	"Our Song" 	London
:AVIV GEFFEN'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL sucks ass, so "Seasons", which is straight from the Braveheart soundtrack easily beats this live version of "Our Song", clearly AVIV GEFFEN's best song on any other day.
===Final===
Friday 23 March 2018	 	 	 	
Friday 23 March 2018	Love 	0-1	Love, Peace & Hope 	Tel Aviv
Friday 23 March 2018	"Ahavnu"	 	"Should I Be In Love With You"	Tel Aviv
:AVIV GEFFEN'S short-and-to-the-point song about wanting to love your lover, wins this match against its evil-twin-song 'Ahavnu' ('We Loved Eachother'). Because being loved is always better than being in love. It's like, you can get elected like Donald Trump did without even being inside Russia, as long as you are loved by Russia. But on the other hand, being inside Russia and getting elected doesn't necessarily mean that Russia actually loves YOU.
==Footnotes==
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Awakening

An awakening can take on a variety of different meanings; here are some samples:
* Rude Awakening - defined as being sound asleep, only for some bastard to perch their ass over your head, and fart heavily such that both the sound and smell awaken you
* Sexual Awakening - You liked using that whip, didn't you, and the gimp suit, yes, and don't think we don't know what you did with that ring. You just had a sexual awakening my friend.
* Awakening - The transitional process from staggering around like you've just woken up the following morning after being drugged and raped, which may in fact explain the soreness and rubrication, to becoming a fully functional citizen troll (see GNAA).
* Existential Awakening - The realisation that after you die, all your possessions will be seized and that in 100 years, it won't matter any way.
* Pretend Awakening - Either I made this up, or you're actually still asleep.
* Undead Awakening - Great, now look what you've gone and done, you've just raised up an evil undead army.
* t.v. awakening - elmo is hunting big bird to warn santa about giving him coal for chrismas
* Magick awakening - when you realize that reality is the collective subconsciousness of every being, then you can can consciously effect changes to reality via willpower, beliefs, and specific magical techniques.
==Evolution==
The word Awakening was originally derived from the word Awaken which itself was a variation of the word Awake! which was formed as a result of needing a simple monosyllabic word that Jehovahs' Witnesses could recognise the world over and thus inventing the planet's first form of religious spam, distributed out all over the earth from a giant evil watchtower in the sky where the Bible is constantly scrutinised, and errors are revealed in full by this organisation.
Recently, a rebellion sect called Jehovah's Plaintiffs have setup a competing magazine called Asleep! which lies claim to pointing out that Jehovah's Witnesses are "n00bs" and that they should in fact "RTFM" before passing comment, Watchtower was unavailable for comment and denies their existence.
==The Awakening==
The Awakening is some book about feminazis and their quest for power in America, which utterly failed.
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Award

An award is the fundamental distinction between notable people and mediocre people. It is often given to people that excel in some kind of subject, whether it be strenght, intelligence, or kindness. However, most awards often end up being given to people that excel in a money, who give copious amounts of it to the judges in exchange of appearing on TV and on the magazines' covers for their void achivement and, thus, satiating their neverending attention-seeking needs.
== Notable awards ==
* Academy Awards
* Grammys
* Brit Awards
* Nobel Prize
* Comecon Awards
* Appearing in the Guinness Book of Records
* Horny Awards
== Non-notable awards ==
* Uncyclopedia Awards
== See also ==
* Prize
* Acceptance speech
 
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Awesomesauce

Have you found yourself stuck in a rut recently? Inspiration refusing to flow? Ideas just not coming thick and fast any more? Girlfriend left you, computer broken down for the thirteenth time, or simply lacking any motivation to remove your corpulent carcass from the filth-laden cesspit you call a bed? Run out of alternative coping mechanisms or been divorced by your therapist? Has even your LiveJournal taken out a cease-and-desist order regarding the angst you so unfairly pour on it? 
Evidently, my friend, you need some Awesomesauce.
==Why do I need Awesomesauce?==
Throughout the endless gamut of trials and tribulations which you've had to run, you may have felt that something was missing. As gallon upon gallon of suffering was poured upon your head, surely the thought crossed your mind that you were worth better? That you deserved more? Face it, my friend. Your life has been truly harsh to you. There are no other white, suburban adolescents who have felt pain anywhere near as acute. Bearing all this in mind, don't you believe that you should have something more? 
==What is Awesomesauce?==
Brewed from a special brand of all-natural ingredients, naturally-occurring flavour enhancers and unnamed, but honestly beneficial extracts, Awesomesauce is truly a condiment with a recipe that cannot be imitated. Proven healthy and safe in numerous laboratory trials, Awesomesauce is just the condiment for you.
==What can Awesomesauce do for me?==
Have you been having problems with the little guy downstairs? If so, Awesomesauce is for YOU! Its special blend of unique aphrodisiacs promises to provide a 150% increase in growth, while the attractive purple hue may even serve as built-in contraception.
How about problems with intellectual performance and brain capacity? A dose per day is clinically proven to decrease your mental capacities to the point where those around you will humour you by pretending that you are the genius you like to think you are.
Problems with women? Never fear, Awesomesauce is here! Proven to work well as a social lubricant, the phrase "Don't worryI'm carrying Awesomesauce" has been clinically shown to increase chances of getting laid by up to 0.1%. And when you do get lucky in the bedroom, think of Awesomesauce's versatile uses as quite another variety of lubricant.
Wanting to stage a dramatic teenage rebellion against the tyrannical overlords that dare to call themselves your parents? Never fearour surveys have shown that only one percent of parents interviewed would be "mildly concerned" if their offspring was found to be using Awesomesauce! It's now easier than ever to rebel against everything The Man stands for, just use Awesomesauce!
==Recipes==
Awesomesauce goes well with spaghetti. But use only a small amount on it, for any extreme exposure will cause a horrible yet enthralling orgasm, and/or relief from pain and misery. Awesomesauce also makes every band's music good. Every band has a limited amount of Awesomesauce. If they use all their Awesomesauce in one record, all their other records suck a lot.
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Awesomesaurus

Awesomesaurus is a genus of gigantopod dinosaur believed to have appeared briefly in the late Cretaceous Period. Originally proposed by archaeologist Mary Anning in 1956, Awesomesaurus would be the largest of the entire taxon, although its supporting fossil record is generally considered inconclusive and has met with considerable challenge ever since its controversial proposal.
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==Discovery, physiology, and diet==
Awesomesaurus is believed to have stood approximately 675–700 feet tall—at least twelve times the average height of Tyrannosaurus Rex. Anning's calculations are based mostly upon analysis of Awesomesaurus ' most prominent piece of fossil evidence, the Anning Tooth, a ten-foot tall fossil that critics consider to be merely a slab of igneous rock. Based on the shape of the tooth, which Anning claims is "able to cut a T. rex the hell in half," Awesomesaurus ' diet is believed to have consisted mostly of lesser carnivores such as T. rex, Archaeopteris Ursis, and Diplodicus Canis, and smaller Awesomesaurus.
Awesomesaurus was highly cannibalistic. It would commonly kill and eat smaller members of its species. In fact, it frequently did so, for they were full of nutrients. After laying their eggs, parents would guard them from other hungry Awesomesaurus. When the eggs hatched, the one-foot tall chicks would flee to the protection of their parents, however, their 700-foot tall parents rarely noticed which resulted in the babies very often being stepped upon when running around the parent's legs. In fact, it is hypothesized that five out of every six babies born were stepped on and smashed. The other threat was cannibalism. Though at only foot tall, they were really to small to be seen, and as they grew, their parents would start to kill and eat them. It is believed that an Awesomesaurus would give lay inexcess of 200 eggs so that they could eat some of the hatchlings. The babies would eat each other and only each other until they escaped their parents. Of the 200 eggs, usually only 1 to 2 hatchlings survived to adulthood.
==Controversy==
Mary Anning's discovery of Awesomesaurus is often cited as the beginning of the end of her career. Edward Drinker Cope's August 1959 editorial in the journal Nature brought the controversy into the open when he issued a famous challenge to paleontologists to discredit Anning's work. The death-knell for Anning's career is widely considered to be her appearance on a panel at the annual conference of the International Paleontomological Society the following October in which Cope took the floor and declared "This is madness!" to which Anning exclaimed, "This is paleontology!", knocking Cope from the stage with a chest-kick.
==References in popular culture==
Given the controversial nature of Awesomesaurus, the genus has often been overlooked in the mainstream. Many Anning followers felt vindicated, however, when Michael Crichton included a pointed reference to Awesomesaurus in Jurassic Park. 
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Awkward Turtles

The Awkward Turtle (mostawkwardus turtilus) roughly resembles two human hands laid on top of each other, with thumbs extended. i may or may not have can vary greatly in size, color, and age, but most awkward turtles reveal themselves in their adolescent years, under the most 
Awkward of conditions. It is an incredible rarity to see an older awkward turtle, and the young are typically not ready to come out of hiding. When they do make an appearance, the awkward turtle will move its "thumbs" in the trademark rotational motion. This signifies that the turtle is alive and well, and that it is thriving on the awkwardness in the surrounding area.
The awkward turtle's habitat has recently expanded (presumably due to the housing bubble burst and/or global warming) to include internet chatrooms, Facebook walls, and text messages. In it's electronic form, the awkward turtle takes on the symbolized pseudonym of: >0<
Beware that this should not be confused with the awkward snowman: >8<
==Diet==
The awkward turtle is usually a secluded creature, remaining hidden and dormant until its primary source of nourishment, awkwardness, comes along. It is able to consume awkward energy in any state, be it in the form of a vibe, feeling, mood, air, aura, or spirit. Even when awkwardness is in extreme proximity and abundance, however, an awkward turtle will only occasionally appear to show its satisfaction.
== Awkward Turtles in Society ==
Awkward Turtles are most commonly seen in particular situations involving adolescents or young adult humans, when high levels of awkward energy are produced. The number of situations where awkward energy can be produced is infinite, but the following are a few generic examples:
*Your ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend start making out right in front of you.
*You lie to your parents about your whereabouts, only to have your position compromised by someone shouting "CHUG!".
*Someone you really don't like asks you out to Senior Prom in front of 50 people.
*Someone tells an extremely bad joke, and there is silence for more than 5 seconds.
*Someone randomly begins to completely undress in public.
*A straight person is kissed by someone of the same sex.
*The boy you like rejects you every day when you ask him out.
It is important to remember that these are by no means the only situations in which an awkward turtle can appear. They thrive on all forms of awkward energy, so any awkward situation can suffice.
==Awkward Turtles in the Wild==
Awkward Turtles are primarily domesticated animals, but in recent years endeavors have made to reestablish their presence in the wild. They are not indigenous to any particular geological or environmental region, being able to thrive in any awkward locale or situation. As such, it is possible to see an awkward turtle almost anywhere, so long as the necessary level of awkwardness is present. Switzerland, for example, is an excellent place to spot an untamed Awkward Turtle, as it is so antisocial and shy, or Poland, for its tendency to be overrun and conquered.
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Axiom

An axiom, or postulate, is a very whimsical point of view, that may change at will given a point of time and place. By definition, every human being has a different interpretation of any axiom that is ever formulated. That is why axioms are often used for gaming, to generate just that amount of entropy into systems in order to create sufficient randomness to keep the games consistent. Many efforts have been made to use random number generators in order to automatically generate axioms, however, such axioms have limited use as the normal axiom is more complicated than that, and involves weird associations and leaps of the mind that go beyond the value of a number like 95832073 or 48208832.
Logicians, mathematicians and tax collectors like to make axioms look more interesting by using complicated formulas for them. In this way, the subject gets even more fuzzy. An axiom that is blurred by formalizing it is often called a foxiom. Such a foxiom is not only very whimsical, but fuzzy and foggy as well.
==Quicksand==
Often axioms are compared to quicksand. Any two given deductions that are based on the same axiom are guaranteed to arrive at a different conclusion, even if the deductions are made by the very same person at the same time. This rule is called the Law of Xioma, and is named after the Ancient Greek philosopher Xioma of Milete, who formulated it while an apple fell right on her head while she was sucking on a banana.
==Axiom Soup==
Just like quicksand is a mixture of sand and water, an axiom is a mixture of fact, fiction, randomness and whim. Some axioms have a striking resemblence with soup, and in many restaurants, the Axiom Soup is served. What sort of soup is actually served is guaranteed to be a surprise, and if a customer can guess the exact ingredients of the soup into every minor detail, like how many grains of salt are used or what vegetables and meat it contains, before it is being served, most restaurants will serve the soup for free.
==Axiom Soup Scandal==
The Axiom Soup Scandal was a scandal that became world news in 1983. Many restaurants and hotels all around the world appeared to serve Axiom Soup that had predictable amounts of grains of pepper and salt. Quality inspections of the meals showed that the label of Axiom Soup was incorrect, and thousands of customers were compensated for having been served wrong dishes.
As an aside, the hotels also lost millions of dollars as it was so difficult to remove the "Axiom Soup" stickers from the meat balls that were used in the soup. These meat balls had become wet because of the water of the soup and were often entagled with the vegetables and noodles of it.
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Axis of Fluffy Bunnies and Rainbows

The Axis of Fluffy Bunnies and Rainbows is a new replacement for the Axis of Evil with the goal of becoming sweetest most lovable and huggable Axis ever. It spreads love and joy and sunbeams and extreme fluffiness to every boy and girl throughout the world. Caring and sharing are also a large part of their portfolio. Oh, did we mention that they also like killing people and ripping their livers out?
==Leadership==
The AFBR, as the Axis is commonly known, is headed by the enigmatic and charismatic Nuzzle Huggle Bunny, who is also adorable and kissable and extremely fluffy. He is frequently seen pointing out dewdrops and big fluffy clouds, and hugging and kissing and cuddling little children, and sucking out their intestines through their skulls. To date, only one individual has ever successfully fought off the love, kindness, and general fluffiness of Nuzzle Huggle Bunny. That one person was Chuck Norris Saddam Hussein Richard M. Stallman Gumby.
For the most part, the AFBR is politically neutral, wishing only for peace, goodwill, and the utter annihilation of all life forms. Fluffy Cutey Snuggles, Nuzzle Huggle Bunny's second-in-command, has been quoted as saying, "The world would be a much better place if everyone just learned to love each other and get along. Except for the ones that are good in barbecue sauce."
==Legal disputes==
The AFBR recently made headlines when they were brought to court by the Care Bears over trademark disputes. The Care Bears contend that both fluffiness and rainbows have been staples of their operation for years, and that the AFBR is thus illegally infringing upon their trademarks. The AFBR responded by loving and caring and snuggling everyone involved in the case, except for one of the journalists, whose head was removed with a chainsaw. The Care Bears are now seeking to file a patent for "A Method of Employing Extreme Cuteness to Get Undeserved Patents: Would You Like to Be Hugged, Mr. Patent Examiner? Huh? How About It? Huh? HUH?"
In a similar case in 2003, the AFBR was sued by the Axis of Navel, who alleged that Nuzzle Huggle Bunny's use of extreme fluffiness violated their patent on "A Technique for Harvesting Lint Found in a Bellybutton and Using Its Fuzziness to Attract Children". The case was dropped as it was quickly realized that Nuzzle Huggle Bunny does everything with love and kindness and innocence, and can be completely trusted in his wonderful sugary-sweet joyousness.
The State of Missouri briefly considered pressing charges against Nuzzle Huggle Bunny for an "incident" involving a 9 year old boy, but the trial was suspended when the presiding judge was found to have died mysteriously. An autopsy report later revealed a missing liver.
==See also==
*Cute
*Fluffy
*Rainbow
*Bunny
*Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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Ayahuasca

The legendary "vine of the gods" from the Amazon River basin, Ayahuasca, also know as Yagé or "cat mint," is an essential ingredient in the hallucinogenic beverages that are the center of shamanic rituals of local tribes. In the 1940's, it was added to Coca Cola® after the United States Congress banned the importation of cocaine. Because ayahuasca gave neither the high energy "kick" or euphoria of cocaine, but instead caused twenty-four to forty-eight hours of intense stomach pain and vomiting, it was soon removed from grocery store shelves.
But even for its short time on the United States market, ayahuasca-enhanced cola had a lasting impact on the American psyche. Historians are convinced that ayahuasca hallucinations, experienced by millions of Americans, led to the adoption of the Federal income tax, the "beat" music scene, and, later, the return of the Panama Canal.
== Chemical Make-Up ==
In the laboratory, ayahuasca was determined to have 7,534 active incredients, including gypsum, cobalt, hexavalent chromium, banana flavor, leptodyethyleparazobenzylamine acid, pee, eyelashes, peanut dust, peanuts, carrots, a dash of paprika, three cups of flour, beat gently at slow and then at medium for three minutes, and bake at 350 degrees until golden brown.
== "Tripping" ==
Though often associated with LSD, the term "tripping" was first used by scientists experimenting with ayahuasca because users often hallucinate that they are standing in line at airport ticket counters waiting to have their luggage checked. Early drawings from caves in remote Brazil have images that look strikingly like flight attendants, suggesting that ayahuasca may hold the key to the development of the airline industry.
File:Babybrain.jpg|Recently, ayahuasca has been used in lieu of IET (Infant Electroshock Therapy).
File:sausages.gif|The true nature of ayahuasca revealed by a scanning electron microscope.
File:brody.jpg|Ayahuasca is not without severe side effects. Habitual users' neuronal connections can become so damaged that they sometimes come to believe that Adrian Brody is handsome. Some sufferers go on to marry flightless birds.
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