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Sabich

Sabich, not to be confused with cebiche, the national dish of Peru, is an Israeli fast food. It's made of pita bread filled with boiled egg, eggplant, and plants. The plants are usually a salad made of tomatoes, cucumbers/pickles, parsley, and sometimes onions and/or cooked potatoes. The sauce is a combination of tahini and amba.
Sabich is one of the most popular fast foods in Israel. The ch of sabich is pronounced like the sound you would make if you currently had egg, eggplants and plants stuck in your throat, and one of them is about to come out of your nostril, but you can't decide which one.
Tahini is peanut butter made of sesame and amba is spicy pickled mango.
===Origins===
Sabich used to be a traditional Iraqi-Jewish breakfast which became an Israeli lunch as a result of Operation Iraqi Freedom.
Sabich looks like a swollen vagina, which is very #MeToo because its main ingredient is the eggplant, which before getting fried looks like a swollen erect penis.
This article is almost completely picture-free, since presenting a picture of a sabich sandwich without any sabich shop around is just a cruel thing to do.
Sabich is one of the most colorful dishes of the Israeli kitchen: it is red, green, white, yellow, brown and orange all at the same time. The most important color, , is not represented; that's what the cebiche is for.
==Footnotes==
The intro to this article is also quite colorful, I hope you keep it this way by not writing any articles about cucumbers anytime soon. Or just until Passover.
In Hebrew, the word sabich is an abbreviation of: Salad, Egg, More Eggplant. The same can be applied in English:
eggplant
No one really knows how the word became an abbreviation of the ingredients; it is assumed to be some kind of linguistic witchcraft. There was also a person whose last name was Sabich who is the alleged inventor of sabich, and passed it on to his family, which just adds to the mystery.
A sabich sandwich can be a very sexy thing since the tahina, when overused, might remind one of a splash of cum all over one's vagina.
Sabich requires fresh ingredients, and especially fresh pita. That's why people usually tend to buy it outdoors, and not make it at home where usually the pita must by microwaved and turned into an inedible white saddle.
But Covid is a bich.
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Sabretooth (comics)

Sabertooth is a bloodthirsty hippy who won't hesitate, no sir, to get his murder on to fulfill his contracts, or to steal their weed. He's a tough dude, with a rough past. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, should get in his way, unless you meet at a music festival, and everybody's being cool and relaxed, you know. Then he likes it if you pet him. He is an animal, after all.
== History ==
Born in Czechoslovakia, Minnesota back in '58, Victor Creed grew up impoverished. His father was a janitor, and his mother was a whore. Throughout his early life, the ridicule of his parent's professions made him into a fierce fighter. After all, you gotta kick someone's ass when they call your mom a whore, even if she is. 
"Vicky", as his old man liked to call him was transferred between the four schools of the area eight times for fighting, killing, smashing and yelling. The final straw of public schooling came when he bit the leg off Principal McMurray in the 9th grade. "I've had enough of your constant gnawing," said McMurray, "you're expelled."
When he got home that day, he walked through an open door to find a stinky wolverine eating the now-cold bodies of his parents. 
An epic battle between good and evil took place. After everything was over, only one man was left standing, and the wolverine was twitching away on the ground, all crazy, like an epileptic. Vicky left home, and wandered the Northern wilderness, exposing himself to the public only at special times, like the anniversary of his parents' deaths, or sometimes just when he got drunk.
When roaming through the forests one crazy weekend, Vicky, now going as "Sabertooth" (Don't ask, it's a long story), wandered upon a hippy commune next to a crystal clear lake. At first he was angry that the dirty hippies would go near such a pure body of water, then he realized that since they were still dirty, they couldnt have gone into the water. And so on. 
== Special Abilities ==
Can toke up with the best of them. Due to an advanced healing factor, can recover from "The Coughs" like a champ. Doesn't ever shave, except for that one time, when he shaved too much (SEE SCULPTURE: TOO MUCH SHAVE), oy vey. Long, sharp teeth and nails for both killing and bong cleaning, and, in a pinch, work great for fondue forks. Has traveled the world and the seven seas. Once met Conan the Barbarian while traveling through Parts Unknown because he heard they had some killer bud. When shown a picture of Jay Leno's chin, he stores up enough anger to shoot a beam of heat from one of his claws.
== Criminal Record ==
Murder- To numerous to list 
Indecent Exposure - March 8th 1968
Indecent Exposure - March 8th 1969
Public Urination - September 15th 1969
Indecent Exposure - March 8th 1970
Public Intoxication - January 12th 1973
Public Urination - January 12th 1973
B & E - January 15th, 1973
Sodomy - July 30th 1976
Indecent Exposure - March 8th 1978
Indecent Exposure - March 8th 1982
Destruction of Property - October 31st, 1990
Indecent Exposure - March 8th 1995
Conspiracy to commit Jaywalking - March 9th 1995
category:Fighters
Sacred Rules of Strangers

The Sacred Rules of Strangers are the guidelines that all strangers must follow in order to be considered a stranger. The rules are very strict and if they a stranger doesn't follow them, they are labeled an imposter.
==The Rules==
The Sacred Rules of Strangers
*Section I: Physical Guidelines
*To be a stranger, you must meet these physical requirements:
**1. You must not be a midget.
**2. You must be albino.
**3. You must be at least 24 years of age.
**4. You must be a man.
*Section II: Keeping your Identity a Secret
*To keep your identity a secret, you must do the following things when being a stranger at all times:
**1. You must always speak in as low of a voice as possible.
**2. You must always wear a black or dark grey coat, pair of pants, hat and sunglasses.
**3. Your head must always be slanted downwards to hide your face behind your hat.
**4. You must act very nicely to the children.
**5. If you have an accent, try to talk in a different accent.
*Section III: Candy and Kidnapping
*Remember: when giving out candy, you must give it to them while they are next to an open door of your car. Here are the guidelines for giving out candy and kidnapping children:
**1. All children that you give candy to and kidnap cannot be older than 12 years of age.
**2. All albino kidnapped children must be trained how to become strangers.
**3. All non-albino kidnapped children must be eaten. See HowTo:Cook Children for details. If you kidnap more non-albino children than you can possibly eat in a day, the excess children should be chained to poles in your basement.
**4. Candy that you should give out: Marriott Hotel complimentary chocolates, Lindt truffles, Kit-Kats, Reese's Cups and Jr. Mints. Make sure the candy is laced with PCP (cocaine or heroin can be substituted if PCP is not available).
**5. Candy that you should not give out: Twizzlers, rocks, women named Candy, and anything else not listed above.
*Section IV: Miscellaneous Rules
*These are rules that do not have anything to do with the above sections:
**1. You must drive a black car.
**2. You must stay in each town for at least two days and don't do any kidnappings until the final day. Exception: any children who walk through your yard as a shortcut on their way to school, the bus stop, or the playground must be kidnapped immediately. A large, vicious dog, to bite them and pin them down, is recommended for this purpose.
:King George
:Edited by Noel Estrada and Mr. Evans
==See also==
*Taking candy from strangers
*Albino
*Candy
*Mafia
*Paedophile
*UnBooks:The Stranger
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Safe sex

Safe sex, alternately known as vaultaic reproduction, is the collective term for the courtship and mating habits of lock boxes, bank vaults, and other breeds of locked storage units, although the term is most commonly associated with household safes, specifically portable safes. Alternately, safe sex is a slang term describing human Sexual Intercourse on top of, inside, or otherwise utilizing one or more of the aforementioned storage units. It is not to be confused with safe hex, a series of precautions used to prevent the spread of pornographically transmitted diseases (PTD's) among humans.
== History ==
Vaultaic Reproduction was first observed in the wild by noted English naturalist Dr. Richard von Reiter in Kenya in 1884. Before this time, the reproductive habits of storage units were a mystery to Western science; the only sources of information on the topic were the written accounts of missionaries, whose oft-distorted testimonies reported acts of mutilation, torture and cannibalism as common among safes in the wild. It is now known that cannibalism is extremely rare, and only occurs when copulating safes are exposed to the sight of intense undulation, such as displayed by many religious fundamentalists (see Pentecostals).
Since Dr. von Reiter's initial discoveries, much has been learned about Vaultaic Reproduction. The following section discusses its primary mechanics and outlines differences in technique between various vaultaic breeds.
== Mechanical Overview ==
Due to a rigid exoskeleton, it may at first appear that locked vaults engage in coitus only through much difficulty. However over the eons, vaults have evolved numerous mechanisms to circumvent any obstacles the armor may pose. The primary method of coitus, as shown in the above illustration, is similar to that utilized by most quadripedal land animals. This technique takes advantage of a small opening on the rear of female vaults which, in addition to the proportionally large mouth present on all species of locked storage units, facilitates removal of contents from the body. It is for this reason that for many years scientists believed this copulation technique to be a form of anal intercourse.
== Reproduction in Captivity ==
As locked storage units are notoriously reclusive, vaultaic reproduction almost never occurs in captivity. In fact, little movement of any kind is observed. It is believed that this lack of movement is a form of protective hibernation evolved for defensive purposes; it is widely known that a locked, unmoving vault is nearly impregnable. Such a mechanism is considered by many naturalists to be the epitome of defensive evolution. Unfortunately this immutability eliminates any chance of reproduction in captivity. Consequently, domestic vaultaic breeding programs are considered an impossibility.
== Human Application ==
Several aspects of vaultaic reproduction have been incorporated into the mating rituals of human beings, most notably the "lock-and-key" technique practiced by several breeds. In humans, this has manifested itself in the form of handcuffs and other restraints typical of S&M.
Category:Sex
Safety

Safety was one of the items which first made it into the "Top 10 Not Guaranteed Hall of Fame" in the place of #1. The origin of Safety can be trace back to the original producer of this product, none other than Dave Safety himself. Not much is recorded about Mr safety in the early years, some believe this is due to the incredible bouts of memory loss suffered by him and consequently those around him. 
A common fact that often reoccurs when dealing with specific instances of safety is the strange behaviour of the properties of time. Any period spent with safety can often result in large stretches of time simply vanishing due to innumerate whiskies and the regular consumption of Herculean quantities of Strongbow over the course of any given 24 hour period with safety can often result in time slowing down to such an extent minutes take hours, hours take days. Yet in the same breath that same 24 hour period can vanish in the blink of an eye. Drinks get spilt, modern art gets vandalised, innocents are corrupted, weekends are destroyed for the benefit of all, remember safety is your friend, safety first ladies and gentleman!
It is known that most if not all retailers do not sell Safety with a guarantee. Safety is notorious for having many warning labels, because history has shown that it is NOT guaranteed, ESPECIALLY when pushing it to the limit.
==Hugh Coakley just farted... "Safety"==
*Pitying Mr. T
*pushing it to the limit
*time travel
*communication with Moses and/or Caesar
*appearing in World War 2 photos
*only doing this once before
*asking who the fuck J.Titor is
*appearing in ancient Egypt
*passing the point of no return
*not bringing your own weapons
*not looking down and/or just keeping your head
*appearing at The Last Supper
*questioning Rick Steves' sexuality
*walking on the razor's edge
*being paid after you get back
*placing ads in the paper regarding time travel
*putting whisky in your eye
*telling unfunny Chuck Norris facts.
==Guaranteed safety==
Safety is usually only guaranteed after the owner finds a Safety Guarantee, which is usually nailed to a fence in an empty parking lot in Oakview, California. The safety is then guaranteed permanently, unless the owner pushes it to the limit, in which case it is lost again. The following is a scene in which safety has been compromised:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IHPjGZ5m5M
Category:Fads
Category:Time travel
Category:Things you will never have
Sailor

A Sailor is the guy that your girlfriend spots in a bar, wearing that homo outfit with the lapels, and the pips, and that gay hat, but always seems to fall for and bang the living shit out of before he ships back out to get more diseases from natives on some island you didn't hear about until your country ended up bombing it. Sailors are only targeted before marines and MPs because they build up so much testosterone being cramped on a metal boat for several years before seeing dry land. And, they totally have had raunchy, gay sex with everyone on board have not touched another human body for many, many years.
== Sailors on the Sea ==
Sailors currently on duty, in the ocean, are much different than the sailors who are on duty, in bars. These sailors regularly do rigorous work, such as maintaining the ship, swabbing decks, adjusting instruments, grasping telescopes, filling torpedo tubes, and firing test rounds. Many sailors get very ripped, and very sweaty, doing all of this work in the company of other men. Surprisingly, every sailor is straight as an arrow, and would never consider having sexual relationships with their fellow crewmen. Many sailors spend years away from home, patrolling the seas or providing support for troops that are stationed in countries that are somewhat near to water -- which, with the advent of modern technology in the past three-hundred or so years, is everywhere. 
=== Rankings ===
Sailors have two ranks: Tops and Bottoms.
==== Tops: ====
*Have greater leeway.
*Command Bottoms and less-able Tops.
*Always burly and manly.
*Generally go shirtless, even though they can range from hairless to very hairy.
*Are also called bears when they are the latter.
==== Bottoms: ====
*Are very restricted.
*Command no one.
*Never burly and manly, just the opposite.
*Sometimes go naked, but are sometimes given assless chaps in the cold weather. Never hairy.
*Generally called twinks by other sailors.
== Sailors on Land ==
Sailors on land are always clothed, and take on a different persona. Having been locked up on iron prisons on the open seas for so long, they will find the nearest bar and have every excuse to get drunk and tell stupid stories about their life on the sea. Sailors haven't had any good stories to tell outside of the Navy since the 19th century, though, and you'd have to go further back to find anyone who cares about a sailor's stories. Women are attracted to these man-beasts of testosterone because of alcohol, being a woman, and a special gland that sailors have, that produce lust in the opposite sex at the very sight of their uniform. Sailors always take precedence over you, if you're the guy dating the woman.
And to know about Sailors' social life, please see SailOrbits
== Sailors under the Sea ==
Are generally dead.
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Category:Military occupations
Category:Oceans
Saint Antié

Saint Antié 	Saint Antié
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Real Name 	Ludwig von Langeschlange
Nick Name 	Saint Antié
Founder of 	Tesla’s Light Brothers, Antié Team
Successor 	Saint Draco
Period of Duty 	1214-1453
Birth Place 	Bavaria, Germany
Astrological Sign 	Aries
Hobbies 	Alchemy, Mystism, Politics, Astrology, Literature, History, Music…..etc.
Favorite Team 	FC Bayern Munchen
His Weakness 	Germany
His Persistence 	Alchemy
Favorite Quote 	Ich habe immer gesagt…
Favorite Hero 	Parceval
 
St. Antie (real name Ludwig von Langeschlange, b. 1081 Bavaria-Germany) German scientist, occultist and soldier. The founder of so-called organisation of Tesla's Light Brothers and their grand master. With his deep knowlegde about occult philosophy and alchemy he had achieved the secret of immortality and left his duty to his best 4 apprentices known as Tesla's Light Brothers. Then he began to work on rocketry researchs, it's so clear that he is the genius behind the technologic development on German side during WWII. 
== His Childhood and Younger Ages ==
St. Antié who was born as genius, after his elder brother’s sudden death when he was so little, had been always compared with him and pushed into a physicological stress by his parents. After losing his parents 'cause of disease at the tragedic period of plague which had destroyed 2/3 of European population, conduced him to be taken by the primitive German Science Association for his education and his development into medieval sciences.
As a result of his education on alchemy and occult philosophy, he acquired the secret of immortality when he was too young, so he achieved to remain young for long centuries and never faced with death. By the advantage of immortality, he developed his current high-level wisdom by taking his all attention to learning academic educations.
During his younger years, Ludwig joined some archeological researches and antropological excavations in central Asia and had very good relations with Turkish people and their shamans who live around that region, so they showed him respect and liked him very much. In the period of long time taking researching years, Ludwig repaid their affection towards him by personally joining their shamanic rituals and changing his religion to shamanism soon. By the ritual of a wise shaman whose name is still unexpressed, he learned that his shamanic animal is a snake (German: Schlange) which his soul is bounded with. 
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Saipan

Saipan is a small island in the Chamorro Sea. They love eating good food there. 
== Geography == 
Although most Americans cannot locate the United States on a map they have come to realize that Saipan is really damn close to Asia and should the need arise again, can still use the island to bomb it back to the Stone Age.
== History ==
Saipan was founded over 500,000 years ago by God who called it Eden. In 2000 A.D. Colombian pop star Shakira was due to hold a concert on the island, but got lost due to the fact the pilot of her plane was Amelia Earhart. The dismay she felt at not having to play a concert there was reflected in her song "Her Hips Don't Lie." meaning, "I wish I was in Saipan having some local boy grab me by the hips and fuck me from behind like there was no tomorrow!"
== The Native People of Saipan ==
The native people of Saipan have grown tired and weary of the stateside Americans coming to the island and berating everyone and everything much like that old crabby individual that holds up the grocery check out line and complains about a two cent price discrepancy and demands to see the manager.
== Etymology ==
The word "Saipan" was intended to be an abridged version of the words "Sailors love to hang out and have a good time in Garapan" but just as the U.S. Senate staffer assigned to this task was putting this word together during his 4-hour long paid lunch break at the pawn shop, Washington D.C. was hit by the worst power failure in history, that sent D.C. back to the Stone Age and eventually led to civil war, unrest, looting, famine, and the eventual realization that things weren't so bad, tomorrow is the start of a 5-day weekend. And anyways, all the problems could be blamed on Native Americans, African-Americans, Pacific Islanders, Asians, Hawaiians, the State and Island Governments. So come on everybody, let's get CCCCCRRRRRRUUUUUUNNNNNNKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
== Culture of Expats living on island ==
The nightlife on Saipan for expats consists of getting mega bombed on two bottles of heineken then "strolling" (driving) around the main roads of the island in a beat up third hand vehicle (preferably one he/she "borrowed" from his roommate while he was in his/her house smoking his/her weed and having sex with his/her spouse, sister, brother, father, mother, maid, and anything else that wasn't nailed down) and looking for Chinese garment workers/Filipino strippers and bar girls to marry. The motto they embrace is "Love The Island, Hate The People." 
Swimmming in waters down at the beach is always a lot of fun too. Bring the whole family! 
Apparently, everyone born on Saipan is a U.S. Citizen, and therefore an American. The statesiders who live on Saipan, and usually become experts after a day or two on island, seem to ignore this fact and tell all the other poeple there that they owe there freedom to them. Although all Americans carry the same blue passports, statesiders are offended by that notion and choose to ignore this fact and tell the Chamorros and Carolinians that they actually are not true Americans.
Category:Islands
Category:Pacific Ocean