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Diego Maradona

Diego Armando Kléberson Pelé Lady Al-Shaad Mon-Sharawa Goldball Penaldo Pessi Saddam Stalin Adolf Kim Maradona born (Diego Maricona December 11, 1911 - died November 25, 2020) to Mataco Indian parents immigrants from Chaco, is a well known football impersonator and drug peddler from Argentina. His exploits include selling drugs to famous footballers at Barcelona, Napoli {where he worked for the Cosa Nostra) and Boca Juniors. He was once impersonated whilst doing an impersonation by the greatest footballer of all time, Robert Cornthwaite. He is the inventor of the game Handball. Maradona was married to ugly fake blonde Claudia Villafañe with whom has 2 daughters, who are supposed to have undergone sex change surgeries at some moment of their childhood. He is God almighty and is the only man alive known to have survived a round-house kick from Chuck Norris.
He is also known for being a musician in his free time. His on-stage persona is Dieguito "White Stardust" Ecstasy Maradrug. His work was inspired by Brutus Cobain.
==Joining DX==
On Wednesday 14th of October 2009, Maradona caused much speculation after he told journalists that he had two words for them; that they can "SUCK IT". DX's leader Shawn Michaels confirmed the news the next day and officially declared Maradona as DX's newest member. With Maradona at their side DX completely dominated their opposition using Maradona's Hand of God Knockout Punch. Maradona also fired his assistant Bilardo and assigned his stable mates as new coaches to teach the players new techniques like the Super Kick and Knee kick.
==Diego, the Croat==
Maradona applied to the immigration office of Croatia for a second nationality, pleading his status as a returning European. They did not really believe him so the application process geared down in speed. The next week the world learned that he just became a grandfather. More importantly the world would also learn that Maradona's daughter was dressed like a novorïche from the Balkans with the same dress sense as someone who is more heterophile than usual. "OK, so you are Croatian, I shall never laugh at the Simpsons again" said the immigration officer. The officer was unable to work for an entire year, and then was told to issue passports to his daughter and the grandson (before he called in sick). 
== Death ==
On November 25, 2020, Maradona was apparently murdered by his surgeons in a hospital. A lot of the surgeons were arrested and were found guilty for his death.
==See also==
*Argentina
==External Links==
*Biro Biro owns Maradona
*The Maradonian Church
Category:Argentina
Category:Association football players
Category:Dead people
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Dig Dug

Dig Dug (ディグダグ Digu Dagu) is an arcade game developed and published by Namco in Japan in 1982 for Namco Galaga hardware. It was later published outside of Japan by Atari. A popular game based on a simple concept, it teaches the importance of digging ditches to bury your dead.
==Game Objectives==
The main objective of this horrid game is to destroy underground monsters. What you don't know is that in reality by destroying these game monsters you are actually setting free demons to stalk the land of Saskatchewan. They eat the souls of babies and chipmunks. Not even catholic priests with their special exorcism rituals can deter or destroy these foul beasts. Only the dagger of Methusalah from the temple of elemental evil can stop their sick wrath from rampaging across canada and devastating the local baby and chipmunk populations. Every time your little Dig Dug man dies, un-beknownst to you, a part of your soul is stolen by Azazel.
Your weapon for unleashing the hordes of the underworld is some strange inflating device that oddly resembles an enlarging penis. So not only are you releasing evil into the world to torment the innocent and furry, you are also being covertly over sexualized by a sadistic little man in white and blue. Satan is very proud of his clever game.
==Steps you can take to evade this undercover menace==
*Step 1: Immediately take this game away from your children,nieces and nephews,local neighborhood kids,and their friends.
*Step 2: Enroll said children in soul restoration centers.
*Step 3: Do not play this game yourself, unless you're already evil....then it's ok.
*Step 4: Send copies of this game to your enemies.
*Step 5: Write a letter to congress telling them you wont let satan have your children.
*Step 6: Get drunk with a prostitute and watch South Park until your genetalia has become opposite. Sort of. 
==See also==
*Dig Dug: Chilean Miner Edition
*Flynn
*Games
Category:Video games
Dime

Dime is generally a fine looking woman (or a sometimes man). Derived from the latin word diamond.
A group of men, one day, thought it would be quite satirical to use the word dime, replacing this with the word "hot." This would later be used in many phrases.
==Where to Find A 'Dime'==
No, they are not found in 7/11's as you may think. They are not that easy to find. These species are very rare in most cases, and like to roam their habitat for prey. Their 'prey' are boys who are likely to stare at their natural given assets (Eg. Breasts, Arse. etc) and they like to tease, the boys, and get enjoyment out of this. They then retreat after a hard days work, back to their natural habitat and have rest and prepare for another hard day of flaunting it.
==Types of Dimes==
*Natural Dime - One who was born a dime, is a dime, and shall forever be...a dime
*Plastic Dime - A Dime that was once an average looker, but has used the power of plastic surgery and augmentations to get to the "Dime" level.
*Underage Dimes - dimes that are 15 years old and under)
*Inconsistant Dime - A Dime that uses the art of make up to give the illusion of dime-ness. When the make up is removed or not applied properly, they become an average girl again.
*Tall Dime - A rare form of dime that is 6 foot and over, has recently been spotted around the Newcastle Grammar area.
==The use of dime in a phrase==
Dime is a word that can be used in many phrases, particularly when a good looking woman walks past, and men, (as us men do) would like to stare,and comment on them.
The following sentences can be used:
*What a Dime
*Dimey McDime
*Dimeosaurus Sex
==Musical Influences==
Since the creation of dimes, many musical artists have created songs based around and dedicated to the "Dime". Listed below are some of the more popular songs:
*Muse - "Our Dime Is Running Out"
*Cher - "Dime after Dime"
*Parkway Drive - "Dimeyards"
*Bullet For My Valentine - "Waking the Dime-ond"
*Green Day - "Good Riddance (Dime of Your Life)"
*and your childrens favourite - "Whats the Dime, Mr Wolf?"
==Dimeology==
This is the scientific study of dimes, and their mental processes.
A dimologist tries to find out what makes a dime tick, what makes them so god damn good looking, yet so ridiculously horrible!
There is no particular uni course to take up dimeology as a profession, just the need of being observant at all times, and befriending these mysterious creatures where possible. This equates to a Certificate III in Dimeology, which will then lead onto further studies where the P.I.M.P title may be given to the best of the best Dimeologists.
==Thou Dime Commandmants==
*Never Stop Staring
*Thou shall look upon the rear end of a dime as if it was xcaliber
*If a dime has it, Thou shalt not stop her from 'flaunting it'
*Do not touch, just observe (exception in special circumstances where you have the option to score with the dime in question)
*Hit dimes with baseball bats at any time possible ('cause they are terrible)
Category:American slang
Category:Money
Dingo-Eating Baby

:For the Australian national holiday, see Dingo Ate My Baby Day.
The Dingo-Eating Baby. We all knew it would happen someday. Babies, tortured for centuries by the much cooler and awesome'er Dingos, have finally gone mad. If you value your precious Dingo's life, please, for the sake of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, keep reading!
== Dingo-Eating Babies ==
Not to be confused with the ever popular Dingo eating baby stories, the Dingo-Eating Baby is a newly found species of human infant with a thirst for Dingo blood, and possibly that of other dog-like mammals. This new breed of baby is almost indistinguishable from that of the common household baby, except for the fact that the little monster has blood dribbling from it's overly sharpened teeth. Well, I guess that's not that different. 
The real change occurs at night, when nobody but Pedos and Grandparents are watching them. The Dingo-Eating Baby, although incapable of movement via it's short stubby legs, sprouts wings similar to a bat's, and skillfully flies out of your chimney, faster than you could say; "Damn, that bat-winged Dingo-Eating Baby sure can fly up that chimney fast." They take to the night, sometimes form massive flocks of Dingo killing monsters. Their screeches can be heard for miles, and their diapers can be smelled even farther.
Dingos, as we know them, are completely boned.
== Predatory Instincts ==
They have them. Hide your Dingos. Hide them well.
== Native Lands ==
A common misconception* (aside from giving birth to one of these monsters)is that they are only found in Australia. If you heard that from somebody, be advised that they are probably a Dingo-Eating Baby in disguise trying to trick you into leaving your precious Dingos out for the night, to roam the streets like they rightfully should. You should probably dispose of whoever told you this horrible lie as quickly as possible, by means only a true Dingo lover would. Obviously, by feeding them to your Dingos.
Dingo-Eating Babies are everywhere, and should be treated as a real threat. Just as real as you would treat a Grue, Manbearpig, or Santa Claus.
== In Conclusion ==
Please spay/neuter your babies.
Do it for the Dingos.
==See also==
*Dingo
*Baby
*Baby food
*Uluru
*Meryl Streep
==External links==
* A baby ate my dingo
Category:Fauna of Australia
Category:Infancy
Dingo Ate My Baby Day

The truth behind the lies behind what was televised as the lies behind the truth. A confession of the events regarding Dingo Ate My Baby Day by Bert Newton.
==Who ate whom?==
There is much confusion regarding what actually happened in the Northern Territory on the 17th of August 1980, as channel 9 television reporters were the first on the scene. 
When the television crew arrived at the scene we now know as Dingo Death valley, in Australia's Northern Territory, they discovered that they had a false alarm on their hands. What was reported to authorities as "A dingo ate my baby!" was actually a misheard comment about how dull and lifeless the red dust was making one woman's hair. Frustrated at both this lack of news, and at how the red dust was clogging their pores, the news crew started to plan a devious plot.
==What follows is true...==
Sandra Sully stood some 50 meters away from the main group of campers, and took her top off. A young Steve Hobbs pointed at her and proclaimed "'ello, 'ello..'oi check out those tits!". Everyone looked. Steve then ran into Lindy Chamberlain's tent and grabbed a young Azaria "Dingo Ate me" Chamberlain, kicked her up into a tree where he would return to get her later.
Some 55 minutes later, Lindy realised that her baby was missing. Fearing an accusation of fowl play, she snuck into another woman's tent and stole her baby, then led a dingo into her own tent and had the dog savage the baby so as to make it unrecognisable. 
From here, facts blur....
Bob Urban, from Long Island, NY, had planned to plant a dingo savaged Azaria Chamberlain back in her tent, having hacked at the young child with scissors to mimic puncture wounds from the animal's K9 teeth. Upon entering the tent, he saw Lindy Chamberlain feeding a baby to a dog. The dog then snatched a long dead Azalia out of Bob's hands, and ran into the bush. Minutes later, Lindy Chamberland walked calmly out of her tent and pretended to look in her car for something.
Bob stuffed the dead baby down his trousers and wandered over to the nearest 'Long Drop' facility.
Lindy came back to her tent and proclaimed "A dingo ate my baby". Whilst all the fuss was centred on Lindy, Bob went about killing everyone who witnessed his unusual behaviour.
==Unanswered questions== 
Some questions remained unanswered, the main one that police are interested is as follows.
* Steve Hobbs throws like a girl and can't climb a tree. So how did he get Azaria out of the tree? If he threw his shoe up to knock her off the branch she was on, he would have to jump at the same time that he threw, just to make the height, (4m) which would have made him fall over upon landing.
* How did Meryl Streep get that ridiculous accent?
* Does the name Azaria mean "sacrifice in the wilderness"?
* Do Seventh Day Adventists usually feed their babies to wild animals?
===See also===
*Dingo
*Baby
*Meryl Streep
*Dingo-Eating Baby
*Uluru
Category:Australian culture
Category:Vexing Scientific Conundrums
Category:Holidays
Category:Infancy
Category:Days
Dio Brando

Dio "Elf Shoes" Brando-Sama (Japanese: ディオ・ブランドー, Hepburn: Dio Burandō) is the inspiration for all art existing to this day. He can be linked to any masterpiece (jJAWSJAWS BIZAARRE ADVENTUE REFERENCE!!!!!). He is also the actual reason why WW2 happened. (You can link anything to the hit manga and anime series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) Also, he turns 100% heterosexual men gay with the charisma Araki gave him. That is why he can wear elf shoes while still looking hot. Dio is also Romania's president, since he's a vampire like in Transylvania. He also looks sexy even when fighting Jotaro Kujo. He also wears some very stupid, stupid elf shoes. Did I mention he wears elf shoes? Stupid, stupid elf shoes.
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==Creation and design==
The ultimate god of this world, Hirohiko Araki, decided one day that he wants to huff kittens. He did it to think of a cool looking JJBA antagonist easier. Someone accidentally laced his kitten bong with cocaine. That is why DIO wears elf shoes. They're fucking stupid like the person who laced Hirohiko Araki with cocaine. Cocaine makes you dumb, like DIO's elf shoes. He can pull them off though. Legends say our god, Lord Araki, is secretly Santa Claus, that's why DIO looks like an elf with those shoes. A common theory about Dio Brando is that he was delivering Christmas gifts while waiting for the Stardust Crusaders to come to Egypt, that is the reason for his stupid, stupid elf shoes.
==World War II==
The evening before Hitler decided to invade Poland (more like Pooland my favorite country), he got inspired by Dio's stupid elf shoes. They're stupid like Hitler. Adolf was a bit of an asshole towards the Poolish :(. And kids, that is why you don't get inspiration from stupid, stupid elf shoes. It may cause you to conquer more than half of Europe. Dio Brando is a good man, but his stupid, stupid elf shoes caused every war in this god forsaken continent called Europe. We all hate Hitler (okay maybe except Kanye West). Stupid, stupid elf shoes.
==Namesake==
Most say that Dio's name comes from the great metal singer Ronnie James Dio, but I think otherwise. It comes from the extra awesome thrash metal band Wodos (Sodom for the idiots). Why? Well, D comes from the letter D in "Sodom", I comes from the first letter in their very cool EP "In The Sign Of Evil" and O comes from the "Orange" in "Agent Orange", their extraordinary album released in 1989. Wodos made a black metal album, so DIO IS TRVE KVLT CONFIRMED!!!!!1!111!! Stupid, stupid elf shoes.
Category:Fictional characters
Dionysus

Dionysus, also known as Budweiser or Bosco "B.A." Baracus in both Greek and Roman Catholic mythology, was the god of beer and volcanoes. Every year on March 17th he would erupt green beer out from one of his orifices, which would intoxicate the masses and cause women to do all sorts of things they would later regret. (Such as wearing goofy green hats in public, or exchanging their rich fertile lands in exchange for a couple of worthless beads... just like the Indians)
==Worship==
He is primarily worshipped on St. Patrick's Day ("Patrick" is merely "Dionysus" spelled backwards). However, Dionysus worship can be observed all year round, especially at football games, where he is often credited with altering the outcome of games. This is why fans drink his blood (symbolically symbolized by symbolic beer) in order to win this deity's favor, but other fans drink simply because they like the taste of god blood.
==Life as a god==
Being a god, he had a pretty bitchin' life. He was raised by drunken nymphos. When he reached puberty, he rented a crib on the Island of Lesbos and threw a lot of wild parties. It was during this time on the island that he invented the Dolphin (for reasons which should be obvious to everybody). During his 20's he moved to Greece and invented a soft, pliable metal that he called gold (for reasons which should again be obvious to everybody). But all of this fun eventually made him go Bat Fuck Insane and drink a lot. In his later years he would just sit in his easy chair and smite all of the non-believers by transforming their salt into nagging wives. And then he would sleep with them while their husbands were at work. All of this wife-fucking was the catalyst that caused him to move to Salt Lake City in the 1800's and found the Mormon church. 
All in all, most people agree that his life was pretty cool. And I bet it makes you insanely jealous!
==Parallels with Christianity==
Some people say that the Roman Catholic cult derived most of their customs from the cult of Dionysus, which pre-dates it by more than a billion years. Opponents say that this idea is stupid, but supporters point out that worshippers of Dionysus like to drink, and Catholics like to drink too. 'nuf sed.
==See also==
*Organised religion
*Mythology
*Beer
*Saint Patrick
Category:Mythology
DirecTV

Stay tuned for the next 19 months. That's all the time I have to repeatedly grind into your head that cable is all a conspiracy. But DirectTV isn't. Cable just wants to steal your money and get away with being cheaper than DirectTV. Cable is editing your mail, censoring your internet, and placing subliminal messages in your TV programs. But DirectTV isn't. We know the truth about cable.
==Cable will only give you a few channels==
Here's something your cable company doesn't want you to know. Cable wants you to believe they're keeping up with all 1000 different DirectTV channels. They're not. Instead they only give you 17 low quality channels. Cable doesn't want you to know that all 17 channels hunt puppies for fun. Then they drown the survivors in freezing water and eat them. But DirectTV doesn't. At least not often, we still do it on company picnics.
Cable won't give you this annoying clip from Open Season with the thing exploding. It really catches your attention doesn't it? But cable won't let you have it. Yes, that's right, they won't let you watch Open Season, or any other low high quality 3D animal movies. And cable will come in all fuzzy, but DirectTV won't.
DirectTV costs start as low as $5,000 a month. Compare THAT to your cable bill (Payments may be higher than cable and double every month). DirectTV even gives you a timer at the bottom right hand corner so you can tell when horrid commercials are over. You even get some ugly lady who can't shut up.
==Cable did the holocaust==
Do you know what else? Cable did the holocaust. They don't want you to know that they tried to kill all the Jews and started WWII. But DirectTV knows. After WWII, Hitler fled Germany back to the cablebunker and started charging too much for cable. He knew that when people bought enough cable that he would be able to rise once again and take revenge on the world. If you use cable, you're helping Hitler!
Cable is waiting in the shadows. They're waiting to kidnap your children and kill them just to keep you from finding this out. No one ever thinks it could happen to them. But soon their faces show up on the milk cartons. Cable is responsible for all the kidnappings in the world. The only way to stop them is to not buy cable, because for every 1 cable user, they kill 3 small children.
Category:Television in the United States
Category:Companies of the United States
Category:Nonsense
Category:Evil Organizations
Category:Propaganda
Category:Liars
Category:Conspiracies
Dirge

thumb|150px|right|Funerals: the only use for a dirge prior to 1963
A dirge is miserable music, typically a funereal piece or, rarely, the song that led to that funeral. The term is derived from the Latin dirige ("suicide music"). Written mostly in a minor key, it contains many flats and a few sharps but very little note variation – the exact opposite of happy happy joy joy. A dirge can be played by various instruments of low to middle range such as bagpipes, but it is usually sung by goth men who can produce that same baritone drone.
==History==
===Origin===
The dirge was invented in medieval England during the black death. It was originally a symptom of the disease, to wit the groaning which hailed the onset of giant, filthy, pustulent buboes in the groin. The groaning, transcribed by monks and sung in unison at funerals, served as a homeopathic inoculation for the public.
===Cohen===
People forgot about the dirge over time, as it was too boring and tuneless to remember. Nobody outside the Catholic Church and those directly involved with funerals really cared until 1963, when Leonard Cohen contracted a mild form of bubonic plague. As Cohen lay sweating buckets of bile through the sheets, depressing sounds started dribbling from his mouth. When he had recovered, he decided to sing them in public – just to see if anybody was actually paying attention. His songs were an instant success, appealing to certain depressive types and overly emotional women.
thumb|left|200px|Dies Irae. ("Doom is upon us.")
==In modern culture==
The dirge is popular with people who feel empathy towards groans, and entire sub-cultures have been founded right up to the present emo. Lovers of classical music buy this kind of monastic chanting without realizing, and later wonder why they were then drawn to wear black and buy tickets to see The Sisters of Mercy.
The church keeps many monastic and archaic dirges, most of which they dare not allow to escape their monasteries for fear of a gothic revolution. In architecture, many medieval cathedrals and churches were built in the gothic style, which is no mere coincidence.
Leonard Cohen inspired many young angst-ridden minds in the early days; and these young minds grew up to be known as goths and Morrissey. Goth is therefore synonymous with dirge. And all related music and culture.
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Disambiguation: the word dirge is also used as an insult in MMORPGs, and the term in World of Warcraft derives from a low-grade epic dagger made by blacksmiths which was utilized by noob rogues in the TBC expansion. This abuse of the word is not acceptable.
Category:Music genres
Category:Sad
Category:Christian music
Category:Goth