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Incompetence

Incompetence, though widly regarded as a religion, is more of a way of life. It is practiced commonly in our modern society, and is regarded as a sign of civilization. The utmost authority on incompetence is the oracle of Enron. 
==Adult Incompetence==
An embarrassing medical condition, often prevalent among adults over 60. Fortunately, the symptoms are easily concealed.
See: Depends Febreeze Lysol
== How Do You Become Incompetent? ==
There are three main ways to become Incompetent:
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Incompetence: The top of the Food Chain
The easiest way to become incompetent is "Incompetence By Promotion". This happens when you are hired into a job that you are well suited for. Once hired, you must find a way to be promoted in order to become more incompetent. The first promotion is the hardest, but once you convince (or threaten) management into promoting you, you are well on your way to incompetence. 
Once you are promoted, your intelligence increases ten-fold. You now know at least fifteen times more than the person recently promoted to your job. While this may seem good, your next promotion is far, far more exciting. You must make another promotion the most important thing in your life. For once you are promoted again, your intelligence becomes ONE HUNDRED times as great. Yes, you now know 115 times as much as the new person promoted to do your first job. See how ignorant they are. They have no idea what they are doing. Tell them so. Make sure they are doing what you think is best, because you are far, far more intelligent than they are.
This method of promotion has a cascading effect. Those promoted behind you to fill the voids left by your promotion are even less qualified than you, and have been promoted up the ladder into jobs they now have no clue how to do. Only you, with your magnificent intelligence is qualified to tell them what to do. Don't let up - your goal is to be the top. Keep those promotions coming, even if it means killing off those higher-up than you. For one day...
The top of the Food Chain. You made it. You now sit in the big leather chair, behind the huge wooden desk, in the biggest office, with the nicest view. How smart are you? Your intelligence can no longer be compared to those below you. This level of intelligence has had a special term reserved for it: Incompetence. If you take time out of your important day to pay attention to what your worm-like subordinates say, you are likely to hear them describe you as such. When you tell them they are doing it wrong, when you chastise them for their asinine decisions, when you give them an order which is the *only* way to do something, they will praise your magnificence. You are the embodiment of Incompetence.
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In philosophy and logic, incompleteness is the property of an object that needs something to be added to it in order to. It can be seen as the opposite of completeness in some ways, while in other ways it can be seen as.
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==History==
The first known comment on the notion of incompleteness can be traced back to the ancient Greek philosopher Aristotle. In his most early collected work on logic On Interpretation he defines the concept of incompleteness as a more lacking version of the abstract idea of completeness. Some of Aristotle's direct followers had however already noted the shortcomings of this definition and disposed of the idea because of its insufficiencies. In the centuries to follow, much work was done on the topic of incompleteness.
==Several interpretations==
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==Use in modern life==
After much research done in the following years, these results proved doubtful.
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Incompleteness Theorem

“Your theorem's not complete without nutritious, delicious, refreshingly demanding Ovaltine” - Oscar Wilde
:“Yes it is, now shut up!” - Kurt Gödel
::“No, you shut up!” - Oscar Wilde
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Gödel's famous Incompleteness Theorem states that no Talk page is ever complete. He proved it by the diagonalization method, forming a diagonal string of comments of "we should end this discussion now" entries.
This result was later improved on by repeatedly adding of "Shut up".
Example of the diagonalization method:
 Shut up --UserA
 Shut up --UserB
 Shut up --UserA
 Shut up --UserB
 Shut up --UserA
 Shut up --UserB
 Shut up --UserA
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 etc.
In Europe, a similar law holds for "Thank you"s:
 Thank you --UserA
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 Thank you --UserA
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 etc.
One variant of the Incompleteness Theorem states, that no puzzle is ever complete, there is always one piece of the puzzle that is missing. Again, to determine the missing piece, one can use the diagonal method: when one simply starts with one piece which is at an edge or in the corner, and moves diagonally across the puzzle, one will certainly find that a piece is missing.
Yet another variant of the Incompleteness Theorem states, that no computer program is ever complete. One can find places where code is missing, by moving diagonally through the code, starting at the first or last word of all subroutines / functions / procedures / whatever you want to call it.
A more modern version of the Incompleteness Theorem states that
* To be confused with Godel's Incompleteness Theorem, whose author was too lazy to use umlauts.
* Also to be confused with Goedel's Incompleteness Theorem ('oe' replacing the umlauted 'ö'), whose author has been too lazy so far to post it onto Uncyclopedia.
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Incomprehensibility

It was there. You cannot understand. It does not exist. "You do not understand!" he said. "You would not understand!" he echoed. It is the water that gives life--that which nourishes Them. They shall come forth.
Again and again. "You do not understand!" said the Form. "You would not understand!" he echoed.
What is? What is?
This it is. It is that--that shadow upon the world, the shadow of existence. The shadow is the law, the power.
"What?" it screamed with agony. Again and again. "You do not understand!" said the Form. "You would not understand!" he echoed.
He searched for the Event Horizon. He always searched for the Event Horizon.
There it is. And then the Oracle spoke. It spoke with such eloquence, such passion, such brilliance, that the River of Existence disappeared him.
The Tree of Existence cried. Then eternity itself was not.
The Event Horizon found him. The Event Horizon always found him.
"You do not understand!" said the Form. "You would not understand!" he echoed.
"The shadow! The shadow!"
"The shadow! The shadow!"
And then it killed him. It killed him again and again. The shadow vanished. 
The next day, the Oracle was nowhere to be found.
"You do not understand!" said the Form. "You would not understand!" he echoed.
But I was not the Form. I was not the Oracle. It came upon me. It was there. The shadow struck again. The shadow disappeared everyone.
Again and again until the end of time.
He was back. "It has returned!" screamed the Ectoplasm. The ectoplasm was the Ectoplasm. 
He asked me, "What?"
"It," I responded. And then the darkness came. It was then that the magnitude of It struck them. The horrors!
"Why is it?" he asked me, as if the world was not.
"It is," I responded tranquilly, without fear or anger. 
The Event Horizon found him. He became the Event Horizon, that which takes away.
And then it died again.
==The Echo of Time==
Again, it came. "You do not understand!" said the Form. "You would not understand!" he echoed.
I did not understand. I would not understand.
The snow glistened. 
==The Writing on the Wall==
That which is, shall conquer,
That which cannot conquer, will not be.
Blessed is the unbeing,
For that which cannot be cannot create.
It was written in blood.
It filled me with horror. I wanted to destroy It but could not. I wanted to exist but could not.
==Oceanus==
I spotted Oceanus. Oceanus was alive and it spoke. A thousand voices filled the air. It screamed into the void. He said to me, "I am Ozsymandias, king of kings!"
"You do not understand!" said the Form. "You would not understand!" he echoed.
Again and again.
==The Culling==
The Writing on the Wall filled Him with agony. The shadow came back.
I could understand. It was. 
And then it died again.
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Incontinence (philosophy)

Incontinence ("a want of continence or self-restraint") is often used by philosophers to translate the Greek term Akrasia. Akrasia (ἀκρασία) is literally defined as "lacking control (over oneself)".
Incontinence, as a philosophical and religious concept, is closely related to Eschatology - the study of the ultimate end of things.
==Classical approaches==
The problem goes back at least as far as Plato. Socrates (in Plato's Protagoras) asks precisely how this is possible—if one judges a lack of movement to be the best course of action, why would one make a movement?
In the dialogue Protagoras, Socrates attests that incontinence is an illogical concept, claiming “No one willingly soils their character”. If a person examines their physical need they will act in a way that causes the least discomfort or embarrassment. Socrates determines that actions that go against these needs are only a product of being ignorant of facts, such as where the nearest conveniences are.
Aristotle on the other hand took a more empirical approach to the question, acknowledging that we intuitively believe in self-control. He distances himself from the Socratic position, possibly due to the smell. Aristotle reasoned that incontinence occurs as a result of opinion, stating “Much like bodily secretions, all men produce opinions, and most of them stink.” When it was pointed out his reasoning was based upon opinion, rather than fact, Aristotle wandered off, murmuring something about being full of shit.
, however, was much more of a practical philosopher, and examined the concept from a very different angle. While experimenting with the concept in the bath, he noticed that the water level of the bath remained constant while his body was in the bath, despite his excretions. The clarity of the water, however, was visibly reduced, as was it's ability to cleanse. According to rumour of the time, this caused him to become so excited he jumped from his bath and ran through the streets, with evidence of his experiment being olfactorily attached to him. This caused witnesses to shout out “Eureka”. “You smelt it, you dealt it”
==Biblical approaches==
The word ἀκρασία occurs twice in the Koine Greek New Testament. In Matthew 23:25 Jesus says Οὐαὶ ὑμῖν γραμματεῖς καὶ Φαρισαῖοι ὑποκριταί ὅτι καθαρίζετε τὸ ἔξωθεν τοῦ ποτηρίου καὶ τῆς παροψίδος; ἔσωθεν δὲ γέμουσιν ἐξ ἀκρασίας, which translates as “Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of faeces.”
Similarly, the Apostle Paul, also gives incontinence as a reason for a husband and wife to not deprive each other of sex.“Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinence.” 1 Corinthians 7:5, The Holy Bible King James Version: 1611 Edition. Hendrickson Publishers. ISBN 1-56563-160-9
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Index notation

Index notation is something to do with mathematics, apparently.
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==What is index notation==
See above.
Editor's Note: Index notation is a satanic form of mathematics, that has been modified by Einstein to create the perfectly evil notation system. It is pure and utter darkness and all who use it are tools of the prince of evil. Repent ye sinners, or depart into everlasting fire where men weep and gnash their teath.
==Is that it?==
No, there's more, but I've had a long day, and I can't be bothered trying to work it out.
==So why this article?==
I couldn't think of anything to write an article about, so I just hit 'random page' on Wikipedia, on the assumption that i could think of something funny to say about whatever came up.
==So what's funny about index notation?==
Not much, I guess. 'Notation' sounds a little like masturbation.
==But not much.==
No, not much. And 'index' doesn't sound rude at all.
==You're being a little defeatist aren't you?==
Meh.
==Well, maybe I can help.==
How?
==Ahem. Sir, is index notation connected to Oprah in any way?==
Hey, good call. I mean, 'why yes, my good man. Oprah has a mighty book, in which she makes notes upon all her enemies. The index of this book is therefore known as the "notation index."'
==God damn it! I try to help you, and you muff the punchline!==
Sorry.
==You ass. Well, what did Oscar Wilde have to say about index notation?==
'All women become like their index notation; that is their tragedy. So why not shake hands with a cold, gold KB?' ~~ Oscar Wilde
==You goddamn retard. That's the best you've got? Finishing the quote with a slogan from an Australian beer commercial from the early 1980s? That has to be the single worst attempt at a pop-culture reference ever.==
Ah, bite me.
==Loser. If you can't make anything out of index notation, why not just hit the random page button again?==
Okay, let's see... Oh. I got 'list of birds on stamps of Albania.'
==...Okay. Let's just call it a day.==
day :D
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Indian Head Test Pattern: The Complete First Season

Indian Head Test Pattern: The Complete First Season is a DVD box Set released by RCAOf dome fame on Smarch 13, 2007. It contains all 365 episodes of the 1939 seasonAnd the seldom-seen pilot episode of the award winning animated TV series, Indian Head Test Pattern.
==Contents==
This collection contains every episode from Chief WXYY'sLeader of the Apache Tribe introduction through the first half of the "Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute" arc.
Since there were so many episodes in this release, only stand-alone episodes will be listed by title
Episode #	Title 	Characters Introduced
000 	Chief WXYY's New Gig (Pilot) 	Chief WXYY
072 	Chief WXYY and the "Competitive Sitting on Your Ass While Watching T.V." CompetitionChief WXYY wins the "Competitive Sitting on Your Ass While Watching T.V." competition	"Heart Attack" Bill
263 	Chief WXYY's Kick-Ass PhotographChief WXYY poses for a photograph. With hilarious results! 	Cody Krome
Story Arcs
Arc #	Arc Description 	Characters Introduced
001 	Chief WXYY falls in love with, and eventually marries, a woman he met at a strip club.She was the one who serves wine to the strippers to keep them from becoming sober 	Chiefette
002 	The chief from the rival Moingona Shit Face in English. Des Moines in French tribe makes several meaningless cameos. 	Chief DCBB
003 	The Chief and his wife conceiveThe seventeen episodes depicting this were the most viewed of the season and led to the creation of the FCC their only son, John "Redcorn" WXYY.	John WYXXWho later starred in the spin-off, King of the Hill
004 	Chief WXYY finds a garbage pile in his mansion. This is the first half of the Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute arc that concluded in the second season. 	The Garbage Patch Kids
==Awards==
Indian Head Test Pattern got an Emmy for Outstanding Animated Series, even though the Emmy Awards didn't exist until 1949. It was noted to be the first animated kids' show, although by 1958, it became more adult content, a move that some fans still haven't ultimately forgivenAlthough the show's fans were all adults by then.. The adult content version of the show featured crude, kid-unfriendly color bars, of different colors.
==Legacy==
The sales of this DVD exceeded expectationsBy selling a whopping 3 COPIES! and a feature film is presently in the works. The second season is expected to be released on DVD in color.The switch from black & white prompted numerous fans to send in death threats
==Chief WXYY Says:==
==External links==
*Indian Head Test Pattern: Original Pilot Youtube
*Preview of Indian Head Test Pattern: The Complete Second Season DVD Previews.com
*Indian Head Test Pattern on Wikipedia (satire)
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Indian Ocean

The Indian Ocean is a body of water where all Indians came from. Home of the mysterious "Indian Triangle" where boats filled with tea disappear regularly, the Indian Ocean was discovered by Christopher Columbus in 1492. He was searching for Vegas but instead found Seattle, and stayed for the Starbucks. His path included going under what is now modern-day Florida, through the Indian Ocean, and landing in what is now modern-day Texas. He was looking for the Fountain of Eternal Life. Unfortunately, Columbus discovered that the Aztecs destroyed it hundreds of years before in an effort to piss off the Spanish conquistadors and make them go home.
When it was discovered by cartographers in 1504 that Columbus had, in fact, landed in America and not India, the Indian Ocean was renamed the American Ocean. Columbus himself had his suspicions twelve years before when the waters didn't taste like curry as he had expected.
Recent debate has erupted regarding the name of this ocean. Academics have recently begun calling it the "Native American Ocean," to avoid offending sensitive college football teams.
In 2004, the Indian Ocean was under investigation by American authorities for a suspected terrorist attack in southeast Asia. President George W. Bush attempted the capture of the Indian Ocean by sending a specialist team of CIA agents and several very large buckets. The hope was to bring the ocean back to American soil for a full trial. Reportedly, all agents drowned while on mission, and to this day the ocean remains at large; no doubt planning its next attack.
As of early May 2011, Osama bin Laden has called the Indian Ocean home.
== Indianapolis, the Atlantis of the Indian Ocean ==
The underwater capital city of the Indian Ocean is Indianapolis. The area was first inhabited shortly after its formation over 100 million years when the Indian subcontinent and Australia separated, but the city itself was not established until 1821. It is often referred to as the "poor man's Atlantis" due to a decline in manufacturing jobs. Some economists blame climate change for the city's decline, but a survey conducted recently shows most Indianans "don't believe in that hogwash." It can be located by diving down in the center of the Indian Ocean garbage patch. The city is home to the Indianapolis Colts, a native species of seahorse.
==See also==
*Mauritius
*Madagascar
*Sri Lanka
*Christmas Island
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Indian ghost reservation

An Indian Ghost Reservation is a tract of land set aside by the government for the inhabitation of Indian Ghosts. This land was set aside after a unanimous Supreme Court ruling in the landmark case of Chief Running Deer V. Grames, in favor of Grames and the ghosts of White Settlers.
==The Trial of Tears==
The ruling settled an argument between Jim Grames and the ghost of Chief Running Deer. Grames, who had dug up and moved a sacred Indian burial ground so that he could build his home on the land, argued that upon his death the home and the land surrounding it rightly belonged to him, and that his ghost would have sole ownership. Chief Running Deer's argument was very simply that he was there first. The court ruled in favor of Mr. Grames because he, and therefore his ghost, had legal ownership of the property. Indians, and their ghosts, argued that it is impossible to own the land and that it belongs to all creatures' ghosts. Then the Supreme court laughed and laughed and laughed.
This ruling caused the eviction of thousands of Indian Ghosts from their resting places, pushed out by the White Ghosts who all had legal ownership. The government, knowing it needed to relocate the Indian ghosts, set aside tracts of land where the Indian Ghosts could reside. The Indian ghosts were herded onto trailers, then pulled by tractors to their new homes. Children watching as the procession moved down their city streets stood alongside and watched. As a plea for mercy, the Indian ghosts would throw the children small candies and trinkets. Everyone agreed this was lots of fun and they started doing it annually. 
However, in the years to come, the land set aside for the Indian ghosts would grow increasingly small as White Ghosts moved onto the land, claiming it as their own.
These days, Indian Ghosts Reservations are notable only for the fact that they're the only place where Indian ghosts can hunt Ghost Buffalo (and other extinct animals) and run Ghost Casinos.
Ghost Dancing is also very popular at these locations.
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