Helga Washington

was a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from the until being incinerated on , Day 63.
==Official League Records==
Washington joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints with .
During the , Washington joined the Breath Mints' active roster in exchange for Marquez Clark as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 16, Washington's overpowerment and continuation were siphoned by Philly Pies pitcher Tiana Takahashi in a game with Blooddrain weather.
During the , Washington gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 63, Washington was incinerated and replaced by Ryuji Ngozi.
==History==
Washington has been described as a veritable mountain of a creature with many horn like appendages. Her large hulking appearance is often something of a shock for fans attending their first game. Her appearance is frequently described as: "Minotaur or Oni like." Washington's multiple horns, or "corns" as Washington prefers them to be called, are known to strike fear in the hearts of her foes. Washington has become known for her powerful play style frequently taking heavy swings at pitches in an effort to "pulverize" the ball. Washington's at bats are known league wide for dramatic results with foul balls or homers often ending up in low earth orbit. 
===Journey to the Mints===
During an away game to The Seattle Garages, Mints player Pudge Nakamoto was wandering around Mt. Rainier. This is believed to have happened when Nakamoto continued to run out of The Big Garage following a hit and got lost looking for first base. While wandering the woods, Nakamoto encountered Washington at her garden residence among the mountains. Nakamoto signed that she was very lost and a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints Blaseball team. Washington was about to simply point Nakamoto in the correct direction, however, Nakamoto hugged Washington so greatly that Washington decided to take it upon herself to teach Nakamoto how to actually play the game of blaseball. 
===Unsubstantiated Rumors===
*Washington was going to be a recruit for the Seattle Garages when the team heard of a large blaseball playing creature living in the mountains near Seattle. However, a series of mistakes starting with boarding the wrong bus and then a plane led Washington to Kansas City where, upon seeing Pudge Nakamoto, decided to sign on into the Shadows for the Mints.
*Washington likes to consume a large bucket of fish before each game. Luckily the Mints had a large amount of kippers that were labeled "Property of Marquez Clark." Marquez Clark could not be reached for comment on the matter.
*Washington has been seen at least once wielding Lenny Spruce as a bat. As this has not happened in a game to date, it is uncertain if this is going to be used in an official game as a strategy or if this was simply a mishap in training.
*Washington is rumored to have a connection with San Francisco Lovers players: Helga Moreno and Helga Burton and investigation is still pending.
==Chants==
*MOOOOOO
*What’s her name?! / GA AHINO (in reference to name)
*I like Helga because <choose uncached=""><option>she's</option><option>shi's</option></choose> big
==Fan Works==
===Gallery===
File:Helga jenna.jpg|Helga Washington by @jennayow
File:Helga toasts.jpg|Helga Washington by @goatedtoasts
File:Helga numbers.png|Helga and Pudge by Discord user Numbersninja#7987
File:Helga babka.jpg|Helga by @polypeptoad
File:HelgaandHew stationfaerie.png|Helga and Hewitt Death Mints Masks by @StationFaerie
File:HelgaHewPudge toasts.jpg|Helga, Hewitt, and Pudge by @goatedtoasts
File:Helga eli.jpg|Helga by @bugsbenedict
File:Helga1 toasts.jpg|Helga by @goatedtoasts
File:HelgaRodTwooney sarah.jpg|Helga, Rodriguez, and Twooney by @witchinsage
File:HelgaHugs toasts.jpg|Helga by @goatedtoasts
File:HelgaWashington HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:Helga Washington and Rodriguez Internet.jpg|Helga and Rod.net by Discord user graygrump#1829
File:Helga Washington pastel.png|Helga by @goatedtoasts
File:Helga gaymaul.png|Helga by @gaymaul
File:Thechamp color.png|Helga transferring instability to Jon Halifax by @gaymaul
File:Helgachilling gaymaul.jpg|Helga chilling by @gaymaul
File:Temperance.png|Temperance tarot card by @gaymaul
Category:Players
Category:Former Shadows Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Former Kansas City Breath Mints Players