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Ingrid Bergman

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Ingrid Bergman (29 August 1915 – 29 August 1982) is an iconic of the time of his grandfather, considered the most beautiful woman ever.
== Biography ==
Born in the icy Swedish forests at the time that Dolly Parton was still a virgin. On a beautiful summer morning, the gods Odin and Frigga were walking on the Earth and they found very bland, with no beauty, then they had decided after a very crazy night with a hippies, to present our little planet Earth with gift from the gods and thus came the light: Ingrid Bergman.
Early on, Ingrid suffered much by jealousy of some ugly women of El Paso who they believed be more beautiful than she. So she was abducted by some aliens from Alaska with the help of his ugly sisters of Texas, spent his childhood and adolescence in a distant land and unknown until the present day: Alaska. In this land, Ingrid learned survival techniques with Mr. Wilson. With their new techniques, Ingrid Bergman built a raft with a survival kit of MacGyver, she is fleeing from Alaska. She rowed for several months until she arrived in African coast, in Casablanca in Morocco. Where it was found and rescued by Humphrey Bogart, which after a few months left planted in a old airport in Morocco. For him to run away with her lover Dooley Wilson.
== Life in Hollywood ==
left|thumb|Love don't delay! I'm waiting.
right|thumb|Ingrid lunching on a normal working day.
Ingrid Bergman, after being left alone in Morocco, she decided to go to the United States and pursue a career in film. There she made several films and won many prizes and, in his spare time she used to destroy some homes. She met her future husband Roberto Rossellini. This passion has led Ingrid to be accused of adulteress and bad example for women puritanical. So she was banned from there and she was sent to Guyana, working as a maid in wooden houses the of ugly women of Guyana. Ingrid had to work a long day why her husband was a bum who lived in the bar and she still needed to care for their little monsters, I say, adorable children.
After several years working as a maid in Guyana, Ingrid Bergman managed to raise money and bought a ticket from the first airplane that would leave that end of the world. With this, Ingrid went to Mexico because the airplane was of smuggling. It seemed that nothing would work our heroine, but in Mexico there she met an undercover agent of MI6 who was on mission in this country, his name was Mr. Bean. They married in a mexican hollow and then they traveled to England.
Ingrid Bergman spent his final years drinking and smoking like a madwoman, trying to forget the stupid things she did in Mexico, marrying with Mr. Bean.
== End of Life ==
center|thumb|Ingrid Bergman on his deathbed. Wrinkled by time, without any more beauty and totally ugly.
Category:Sweden
Category:Actresses
Category:Hot Babes You Don't Have A Chance With
Category:Swedes
Ingvar Kamprad

Ingvar Kamprad (born 30 March 1926) is a Marxist absurdist from Sweden. He attempted to prove socialism correct by inducing suicide in the bourgeoisie: tormenting suburban husbands to the point of Scandinavian levels of alcoholism with a fiendish program of mental torture and induced psychosis involving self-assembly furniture. His key innovation was to notice that the middle classes are explicitly excluded from the provisions of the Geneva Convention. He later sold this program to the United Spades of Amerika under the code name IKEA. 
Soon after, he fought in the trenches of World War 1 as a German private. He acquired the Iron Cross for bravery after having courageously beaten one million British soldiers to death with a massive pink rubber dildo during the battle of the Somme. Sadly, the medal was stolen by the wicked Haitian Adolf Hitler during a wild drinking spree in Amsterdam. 
Kamprad is the evil Grand Vizier of Sweden, keeping the beautiful but helpless monarch Agatha Christie locked in a high tower while he saves the world for tasteful but economical furnishings. 
He committed suicide shortly after founding IKEA. He is thought to have written the only way to destroy IKEA down on a piece of parchment before killing himself; although it is thought that the new shareholders had it destroyed. Many believe it can be killed in the same way as a Wal-Mart, but as of yet no-one has succeeded.
== On Being a Nazi ==
Usually on Uncyclopedia, you chat absolute shit but so long as it is relatively jokes: I will continue ... Ingvar Kamprad was not a Nazi (I can hear the laughter already) and did not send his Jewish (and just his Jewish employees) of Ikea a note of apology. 
Ingvar recently gave away The shelf "Ivar" to all his employees. The shelf also included a dead cat and a picture of his wife and a certain Don Ho naked. "Oh no Don Ho"* 
*(read backwards!)
Ingvars toilet is colored with the most repulsing colors in human history. This because of his wifes suffering from idiot syndrome (IDIOTESA CROMOSONAS)
His wife is having an affair with a certain French dude know as This Guy. She's also been datin Some Other Guy.
Ingvar is known as the 493rd most wealthy man in the world. But it's common knowledge that he made all his money selling products to Lapps, the native in Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia and all the other countries in Scandinavia.
Unfortunately, Kamprad was killed on May 3rd 2010 (or more commonly known as April 33rd 2010) in a freak industrial accident at IKEA involving a chainsaw and a leather couch. RIP (rest in pieces).
Category:Absurd
Category:Business
Category:Swedes
Category:Mythological kings of Sweden
Inigo Montoya

Inigo Montoya is NOT a rip-off of Zorro and is NOT a walking stereotype of a medieval Spanish conquistador. Rather, he is a man of cunning, vision, and poor English skills, immortalized in his voice-acting work with Andre the Jolly Green Giant and the Dread Butt Pirate Roberts in The Princess Bride, a film that follows a band of Hobbits in their quest to destroy the ring of power.
==Inigo: The Legend Begins==
Inigo Montoya was a swordsman and a henchman such Vizzini. His father, Ricardo Montoyalban, was a great sword maker and granter of fantasy wishes, but one day a man with six schlongs, he asked him a special sword for men with six schlongs. Montoya's father put all the soul and effort into making the sword of the balls, even slammed him stones beautiful in the handle and was very nice but the price soared and the budget, what the six-schlonged man refused to pay the bill, instead he put the sword through the ass. Inigo had witnessed the crime and challenged to a fight to the six-schlonged man, but was easily defeated by who was only eleven. She left marks on her face and left to stay with the sword, and he smelled like the shit.
==The Mask of Inigo==
Devastated by the loss of his father, Ignatius devoted his entire life to become a great swordsman to avenge his father. After years of training at the five-fingered hands of Anthony Hopkins, Inigo has become the greatest swordsman of his generation, and the only man living to maintain the rank of "super swordsman" (one degree above "master"). He now wears a mask and an outfit of all black and goes by the name of "El Whorro" on odd days of the week.
==The Word of Inigo==
Inigo is a man of great accent, but little words. He has a greeting etched out on pieces of paper (on the other sides, there is a "W" for "Whorro").
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, Prepare to die."
==El Legacio de Inigo== 
We do not know how, but it made him immortal and has roamed the earth since then. 
His trail is lost in the history until it changed its name to Jason Gideon, which is also the best actor in the behavior analysis unit of the FBI. Hotchner and Reid taught that does not require a gun to kill someone if you have a suitable profile, becoming the group leader at the time of preparing the behavioral profiles of criminals who faced. 
He helped Morgan and Reid with their nightmares, which were caused by the cruel cases of which occupied the unit. It is guiding the group in the profiling, and almost never wrong. 
It also presents a obsessive behavior, as each child who saves puts him in a photo in his office in Quantico, Virginia and says: "Hello I am Inigo Montoya, you did not kill my father." 
He has a moustache.
Category:Literary characters
Insert

Insert is the most sinister key ever created and the most obvious sign that the makers of the keyboard hate humanity. Its victims include most commonly your mom and other n00bs who have never used a keyboard before. 
Usually found lurking just below your right pinky as you type, its trap is two-fold: (1) wait for an accidental tap as the hapless user is writing the finishing touches on a heartfelt e-mail or best-selling novel, and then (2) when the dupe tries to go back and add a character or word earlier in the text, mercilessly strikes, devouring the text they so laboriously struggled over. That's right; it stops your computer from inserting text. Ironic. Counter-intuitively, the boys at Microdicks thought that it should be a shortcut to OVERTYPE MODE, something which no sane writer would ever contemplate. Eh, that's life for ya.
The only known cure for this so-called "Insert" use is restarting your computer. Twice.
The insert key bites total ass and ruins innocent people's work millions of times per year. A charity was set up in order to help these people's plight, but then they realised that the victims were total n00bs and hadn't noticed that there is, in fact, an 'undo' button. The charity then laughed at all of the victims, because they had, by this time, saved their work and there was ABSOLUTELY JACK SHIT they could do about it!
==See also==
*Insert title here
Institutionalized (song)

Institutionalized is a song by the band Suicidal Tendencies. (It is fantastic, No matter what any douchebag writes about it. Ignore the rest of this post, it is all some guy getting butthurt over the fact that he is 40 and living at home, So he has nothing better to do than make stupid wiki pages and make fun of others music....well FUCK YOU!!!) It was made after the lead singer was institutionalized after doctors thought he was insane for making and even thinking of making such horrible and brain-wrecking music. The lead singer thought it was too embarrassing to make another song about his horrible life, fatness, and heroin/cocaine/crack/LSD/PCP/meth/pot/psychedelic mushrooms/more drugs/alcohol/tobacco/cookie addiction, so he just wrote it about himself as a teenager. It is a song that gives others suicidal thoughts because the song is so horrible, that listeners think of putting themselves out of their own misery after listening to the song.
== Song structure ==
No one really is singing in the song, the "singer" is talking in a song like way, and they don't stop talking, which makes the sentences run in to each other. Sometimes when they are playing live, the singer stops talking and almost kills himself from not being able to breath, or the singer sometimes doesn't stop talking and has to be pulled off the stage.
== Lyrics ==
Here is an example of the lyrics:
"OHMYGOD!NOTHINGWRONGWITHME!DONTTALKTOME!IAINTONDRUGS!CANSOMEONEPLEASEKILLME?IWANTTODIE!IAMSOALONE!LEAVEMEALONE!IWANTTORUNAWAY!IWANTTOKILLMYSELF!IHATEMYLIFE!IWANTTODIE!!!!!!AAAAAAAAA!"
Only professionals can decipher the lyrics without finding real lyrics, and they barely even succeed in it. The closest someone has gotten to deciphering the song was only three words of the song and then random yelling and gibberish. Here is an example of what the professional deciphered:
"OHMYGOD!FHEOTUGNEOAPAEOGRGJ!FAJAOP!EOAP!E!A!IOU!QWESXSFDPASGFPAPP!AAPFNAJAFNNUNNUMANUMAAFDH!MYAHOO!MYAHEE!MYAHAA!MYAHAHA!UHYJTG!FHAUEHUSEFNE!AUFNWNFAAPAPPEFH!ARFENHOUSE!FWWE4SR!
The lyrics were wrote while he was having another nervous breakdown.
== "IWANTTOGETRANOVERBYABUS" cult controversy ==
On June 23, 2009, 120 kids who were fans of Suicidal Tendencies killed themselves due to listening to their music. They loved their music, its just pretty much every word on every song they listened to pretty much told them to kill themselves.
== Use as a torture mechanism ==
The song has actually been used as a torture mechanism to get criminals and terrorists to talk. Though the song is under some controversy because they think it is too extreme and harsh. It has been proven that it is a worse punishment than the death penalty. There was even one case where cops put on the music, and the suspect was so horrified that he stole the lethal injection needle from the cop and jerked it into his heart.
== See also ==
*Suicidal Tendencies
*Torture
*Evil
*Dick Cheney
Category:Emo
Category:Songs
Category:Evil
Integer

The integers (from the Latin integer, literally "unclean", hence "whole": the word entire comes from the same origin, but via French) are whole numbers and their opposites. 
All integers are rational numbers. Although, some integers have been known to be negative. Nonetheless, all integers are integral to the state of the world as we know it.
==History of Integers==
Intergers were invented in 1563 when a guy by the name of Arbermouth Holst was doing his famous experiments on fluffy bunnies. After caging a number of bunnies in a hutch together he discovered that there were more bunnies after 6 months. Then he thought: 'Hey, why not invent a number system which is totally unclosed under addition and multplication?' He then spent 15 years living as a hermit in the Scottish Alps eating bad cheese and rancid meat working on his new set of number theorems. Eventually, he decided that a number set which was not closed under addition or multplication was actually impossible and went back home.
When he got home, however, he discovered that the bunnies had mulplied or added (he wasn't sure) and the whole number system had got out of control so he called in Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris made sure the bunnies obeyed the new laws of interger numbers. Ever since integers have been a well-behaved number set.
==Famous integers==
*0 source on 0 
*23 source on 23 
*umpteen source on umpteen 
*42 source on 42 
*69source on 69 
*666source on 666 
*1337source on 1337 
*-666
*fifty-twelve
==Numbers that are not integers==
*Pi - Most commonly counted in fingers near the end of meal times but is still not an integer.
*login(100) - Found in the toilet, but never on fingers or toes, therefore not an integer.
*Cube root - Well, it's just not an integer.
*e - because it might say it's a number, but it's really a letter.
*∞ - Because it RULES YOU ALL!
==References==
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Intelligent men

Error 418: Intelligent men cannot be found!
The intelligent men you are looking for do not appear to be available at this time.
Your standards may be too high. Have you considered opting for a non-standards compliant edition? Other men include sane men and sexy men. Editions hybridizing options in pairs have recently entered production.
In case of an immediate need for an intelligent man, please try the following:
* Reload this page until intelligent men are available.
* Look in another country or at another website.
* Provide a female acquaintance with a convincing strap-on.
* Give up and settle for one that isn't completely demented.
* Go to the closest library and begin coughing, people should come to ssshhh you. One may be a man.
"Sane, sexy or smart, pick one: cause you're never going to see all three in a man!" - Oscar Wilde
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Category:Intentionally Offensive
Intelligent women

Error 404: Intelligent women not found!
The intelligent women you are looking for do not appear to be available at this time.
Your standards may be too high. Have you considered opting for a non-standards compliant edition? Alternative editions include sane women and sexy women. These are often capable of the same basic functions that the average user is seeking.
In case of an immediate need for an intelligent woman, please try the following:
* Reload this page until intelligent women are available.
* Give up and settle for one that isn't completely demented.
* Give up and settle for an anime girl with a Ph.D.
* Go to the closest library and begin coughing, people should come to ssshhh you. One may be a woman.
"Sane, sexy or smart, pick none: cause you're never going to see any in a woman!" - Oscar Wilde
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Category:Childish Misogynistic Humor
Category:Woman pages
Interjection

== Why look at this article? ==
I highly doubt you meant to look at this article. Perhaps you have stumbled on it by mistake. Nevertheless, you are here now and probably want to know what an interjection is. You may already know what it is and if so, bugger off. If, on the other hand, you do not know what an interjection is, read on:
== What is an interjection? ==
An interjection can be found in a lot of places. If you want to find one, pick up a dictionary and flick through the pages until you reach the letter 'I'. There will most certainly be an interjection there unless you have picked up a kiddies' dictionary by mistake.
== Where can I find a dictionary? ==
If you are looking for a dictionary in order to look for an interjection, you can go to a library. Dictionaries like to live in libraries because they are quiet.
== Where can I find a library? ==
If you are looking for a library in order to look for a dictionary in order to look for an interjection, I suggest you take a tour around your local town or city. Libraries are rare in villages but there are some exceptions. It depends if you want a big library or one with dwarfism.
== Where can I find my local town/city? ==
Obviously you live in the middle of nowhere. If you lived in the middle of somewhere you wouldn't have this problem. So, if you are looking for a town/city in order to look for a library in order to look for a dictionary in order to look for an interjection, your best option is to get out a map. The map must have a reasonably large scale otherwise you might not find what you're looking for. If you don't have a map you can probably find one somewhere on the internet.
== Where can I find the internet? ==
Okay, this has gone too far. YOU'RE ON IT, FFS!
== What's FFS? What am I on? ==
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK--!
== Related articles ==
*Oscar Wilde
*Mango
*Saudi Arabia
*Hand grenade
I'm sorry if this article has been a waste of your time but it was your fault that you bothered to read it. Go! Leave! Shoe! Beat it! Scram!
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Category:Songs
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Intermission

In the performing arts, the intermission is a scheduled potty break set to music. 
==Types and composition==
Intermissions come in three basic lengths: very short, medium-sized, and whopping great. The beginning of each intermission is announced by a very loud gong at a seemingly random moment in time. The audience is then herded en masse by professional crowd control specialists armed with bullhorns, whips, and electric people prods towards the nearest restrooms. 
The music which accompanies the intermission is in three movements: a short introduction in strings, horns, and kettle drums which establishes the overall theme; the bulk of the piece which utilizes all of the resources of a major orchestra and a full boys choir; and a final closing measure which is a stylistic variation of "shave and a haircut". 
===Very short intermission===
During the smallest intermissions, the audience is allowed only a few precious seconds to expel accumulated bodily fluids. If any audience members are late in getting back to their seats, they are penalized by being forced to stand in the theatre's penalty box for the next ten minutes whilst wearing blindfolds, ill-fitting nose plugs, and funny looking hats. 
===Medium-sized intermission===
The standard intermission has been defined by the Bureau International des Poids et Mesures as exactly eπ millifortnights (as determined by a caesium atomic clock). According to the theory of Special Relativity, a theatre which is moving at 86.6% of the speed of light should experience standard intermissions twice as long as normal. However, recent experiments in accelerating entertainment complexes to relativistic velocities have determined that the patrons would gain little in the way of benefit by this, as they would instantly be killed by by falling into a singularity. Death by gravitational collapse, according to their purchased ticket stubs, is "nonrefundable".
===Whopping great intermission===
The whopping great intermission is comparable in duration to the longest geologic epochs. This gives regular theatre-goers more than ample time to stretch their legs, conduct ruinous financial transactions in response to earlier subliminal advertising, and, if necessary, give birth.
==Famous composers who wrote Intermission music==
*Mozart: Ein kleine Toilettezeit
*John Cage: 1'25" of Embarrassing Farting Noises
*Handel: Water Music
*Beatles: Why Don't We Do It in the Loo
==See also==
*Theatre
Category:Theatre
Category:UnFilm
Category:Words
Category:Classical music
Internal combustion engine

The internal combustion engine is powered by the rapid expansion of mild gases produced by fuel within the engine. A piston-based internal combustion engine uses the force of the gas expanding to push the pistons up, down, left or right, translating to a semi-circular motion when used in precisely the right way. Internal combustion engines are popular as the primary method of powering land-based vehicles such as cars, trucks, lorries, buses, tractors, tanks, submarines, aircraft and several varieties of ham.
In contrast, external combustion engines work outside the confines of the device.
==History==
The internal combustion engine is believed to have been invented in China following the invention of fireworks. Folk lore states that "the engine was curious, but bristled with teeth." We can see these early displays of the engine in modern day festivals in China, known as a "Chinese Lung", which is one of the few remaining dragons. Each engine is created by the gas produced by these dragons which turns the pistons and gives it a "soul", all Gasoline is also the Urine of said dragons. As chinese lungs are major counter part of global pollution today major security is placed upon and so men are hidden within the dragons every festival to spot unsuspecting dragon snipers. Many attempts have been made to create a engine with the dragons inside the engine, but so far the pyrotic potential has destroyed all attempts (see zeppelin).
==Applications==
Microsoft has replicated the workings of the combustion engine on their application "Microsoft Metal Bits", unfortunately it is not used in its intended way because it was found not to be user freindly. When we asked Microsoft we were referenced to the programmer (Beaker) who said "Meh!" on the matter, and stuck his head under his lab jacket. Though Beaker did inadvertanly create a superior to "MS Paint", "Microsoft Metal Bits" is now used in preference over paint by people who cannot understand photoshop (or layers).
==Issues==
Despite numerous advancements of the internal combustion engine, many flaws and issues continue to confound scientists and engineers. Notable issues concern fuel flow and engine efficiency. It is estimated that up to 90% of engine fuel never makes the journey from tank to engine, although the reason for this is unknown. In some cases, engines have also had a reported 200% efficiency rating (for every Joule of energy provided by the fuel, two Joules are output by the engine), or negative efficiency (for every Joule of energy provided by the fuel, a negative Joule is output by the engine).
==Propaganda==
Films such as "Brave Heart", "Reign of Fire" and "Mary Poppins" opress the use of modern day Combustion Engines and proclaim we should kill all dragons, but this is not to be believed as all those films are made by Hippies.
Category:Technology
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