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The Reaping

You wake up. You get out of bed. You brush your teeth. You make breakfast. You put out food and water for your pet cat, Cthulhu. You named it Cthulhu because of your apparent obsession with H. P. Lovecraft, which still doesn't explain why you named your cat after a fucking octopus monster. By the way, did you know that H. P. Lovecraft was a cat-lover? Isn't that interesting? You certainly seem to think so. You find it so interesting, in fact, that you almost forget how utterly boring and empty your pathetic excuse for a life is. Hey, speaking of your life, I don't think I've introduced myself yet! I am Death.
When you go outside to get your mail, you seem a bit surprised to see me, a scythe-wielding skeleton man in a black cloak, standing on your front porch.
"Who are you?" you ask.
"Don't you pay attention? I already covered this in the first paragraph. It's even bolded, for Christ's sake!"
"What?"
"Never mind. I'm just here to escort you to 'The Other Side'."
"You want to help me cross the road?"
"No, I'm here to take your soul."
"Oh, well, that's ni- wait, what? My soul?"
"Yes, your soul."
"Why?"
"Because you're dead."
"What?"
"You're dead."
"I'm not sure I understa-"
"You're dead. You died. You were killed dead by a deranged serial killer. Being killed generally results in death. Death generally results in not living anymore. You are no longer living, therefore you are dead. Am I making myself clear?"
"Who are you again?"
"DEATH."
"Nice to meet you!"
"All right, enough of this. Let's-"
"WAIT!"
"What now?"
"How am I dead if I'm here talking to YOU?"
"Being dead is the only way you can talk to me, actually."
"Oh, okay!"
So you happily agree to come along with me into a dark alleyway, where I reveal that it was all a trick designed to lure you into my trap! Then I realize I forgot to actually set up the trap, so instead I brutally murder you and burn down your house.
THEN CTHULHU THE CAT POPPED OUT AND CLAWED OUT MY EYES MY EYES MY EYES MY EYESAAAAAHHVICIGXURASUGCOJVOHCUFZUFXGIXIGCXGXLCOHFIYFizded
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The Red Dove

Ever since I heard of NES I always loved Mario. If your asking how big of a fan am I? Well does I love it to hell explain it? Well I don't think I do anymore... After what I experienced... It was a late night and like always., I was playing Mario games. Oh! So obvious! Well anyways, not trying to yap on and on about awful stuff. I was playing THE Original Mario Bros. Nah I'm just tricking you, I was playing Super Mario WORLD. Not the Original one... So when I was about to start my game my MOM came in and told me in a slightly angry voice. "You should stop playing that, you already won it 5 times!". Well I couldn't blame her, I play it a lot. Almost to the brink of starvation. So I picked to sell it to my neighbors. And my Friend/Kid of my neighbors bro-fisted me, I felt a little happy... but then INSTANTLY ran to my computer to get an SNES Emulator & a ROM of Super Mario Bros... WORLD. And one thing I noticed is that. it was on E-bay no less! Now from what I learned in Creepypastas, ANY game on E-bay is probably going to end up bad, but being the idiot I am I ignored that fact. And bought it for $1.00. THEN I almost knew that my bladder is going to empty itself on the fan forever. But like I said, I was too stupid to notice and bid for $149.99. And I know, I used my parents credit card to pay. But it was just sheer luck they didn't notice. Or just that they don't really care about their money. Anyway like almost EVERYONE who plays Mario Bros. knows that ANY sign of not that much Nostilaga means it's a ROM Hack... But I was too excited to even care. So I started up the game. But the intro didn't happen, the game just started. shrugging it off as6 just a bug I played. It all was normal, until the first boss. At first I thought this was just a glitch, but it WASN'T. I was chased by RED. DOVE-LIKE. BLEEDING ALMOST REALISTIC BLOOD. BOOS. At first, You might have thought I pissed myself, then paused and washed my face, and then kept playing. NO. I just RAN. I ran away from them as fast as I could, and escaped almost DYING, because I couldn't get any mushrooms, which I got used to not using in the game soon. But now I wanted 2 of them. I thought my sanity for this game had died, so I threw the cartridge away. But then I felt like something bad was going to happen. Like I was in danger... So I went to bed, but those Red Dove Boo's kept me from sleeping, so I turned my nightlight on. But then I detected something zip past the light. I almost turned around before a GIANT RED WING hit my foot. I knew I was gone for, but then it just left, I think I was able to take a picture before it left, but when I woke up it was torn to shreds. Damn, should have hid it better. That's all I could remember before I went to College. Huh? Wait a minute, my cell phones ringing............ yt6bkhjbhjhjbjhbhjbjhbhjbjhbhujjhbhubujhbhbhbjhbjhbbhj... DON'T TELL ANYONE I LIVE. OR SUFFER THE SAME FATE AS HIM
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The Red Game

Ok, just to start of here I had played this game called red.exe, it was just a normal game I got it on a disk as a birthday gift from my friend, it was on a old CD. I was kinda disappointed that he didn't give me a better gift but I had to accept it, it would be very rude if I just threw it away, as I inserted the disc there was one folder there called 'Red Beta' and inside there was a single file called red.exe it was 1 KB. I thought that was odd but I eventually decided to open the game.
The menu was a little weird, it was like the text red was covered in blood. I thought to myself that this was a horror game and started a new game up, when I did the game started with a slight scream and I decided to just go to level 1.
When I started I saw a cute little village when I went in one of the houses, the villagers screamed in fear. I wondered why but then the screen went black and when it was back to normal I saw my character ripping out the organs and slowly killing himself. Then he the watched me with his eyes I was horrified I tried to take the game out but the eject button didn't work. It was jammed or something.
I pushed ctrl+alt+delete but it didn't work! I tried again, and again, and again! Then I just decided to break the computer it fell on the floor but still didn't work! I tried to get a hammer from my dads tool shed... but it didn't work, my bedroom door was locked, I couldn't get out. I tried punching the computer but still, nothing. I tried to throw it across the room but I then I was shot with about a 1000 volts. I felt pain a lot of it but I just continued playing the game it went automatically to the last level but then I just was thrown out of the window.
I survived with a few broken ribs and a broken leg. A couple of days later I went in my room and I checked the disk drive. But there was nothing there, it has been 2 years since I don't ever want to land in that again. I punched my friend in the face then telling him my story that is the end of that don't ever play a game called red . exe.
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The Red GameCube

I was always the kind of person to get all geeked up whenever I found old video games. Today, though, I stumbled upon something that made me wonder if I should ever play games again.
 
It was a normal day in Phoenix, Arizona. I was just browsing through the internet, when an advertisement popped up. I usually don't fall for these things, but the offer drew me in.
"Special Edition Game cube only $20" GameCube is one word though. I began to wonder why the ad would disrespect the Nintendo name like that. I simply shrugged my shoulders and clicked on the ad. I was brought to an 'Order Now' button against a black background. I clicked and filled out my info in the designated boxes.
Four weeks later, I heard a knock at my door. It was a man with grey hair and, surprisingly, wearing no UPS or Amazon or any uniform at all. He handed me a red GameCube. It had no wires, and it wasn't even in a box. I tried to ask him why, but he left. Luckily, I had spare cords.
I hooked the system into my TV and turned the system on. It started normally with the GameCube intro. I suddenly realized there wasn't a game in there, so I quickly popped one in. It was Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3. At the main menu, there was but one option: Story Mode. Curious, I selected it and flashes of red attacked the screen.
I heard a voice say, "Never."
There wasn't even a memory card plugged in! I was scared. I then saw my skater standing, holding his board. But the off-board feature didn't become available until three games later. I tried to get on my board, but I couldn't. A note appeared on the screen.
"TO THE BIG RΔMP."
I walked over to a large ramp. Another note appeared.
"He can see you."
Now, none of this made sense. "WHO can see me? What does that all mean?" The game must have heard me because another note appeared. 
"Thomas, do not let him."
My name is Thomas. I shut the system off. This was too creepy. I heard a knock at my door. It was the man that gave me the GameCube.
 
He said, "Is he here yet?"
 
"WHO?"
 
"Thick Izzy. Watch out."
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The Red Kraken

If you are reading this I will be gone a byproduct of my own insainity though my mind is missing the primal instinct of fear still remains and at a mention of that creature, my muscles cringe and the hairs on the back of my neck raise and a foolish attempt at defense.
It started on the 1st of febuary the bracing wind of that night engulfing me, my jacket trying to combat the cold ,still it was a fairly average day and one that would change my life forever
The clouds in the sky blocking the peircing moonlight,an ominous wind was present as something about that night was simply wrong, in a nutshell it was too tranquil, I know it was a saturday night and it was expecting some mild noise from the built up eastate I was walking through but still shrugging it off I continued.
Then I heard that noise, the noise which will haunt me for the rest of my exsitance. the whirring of the engine breaking the traquility of the night Iinstictivly looked up and or how I wish I hadnt then I may still have some sort of future but I did look up and then I saw it a slim line body and the front propeller dancing in the moonlight its two wings concealing some of that malformed monstoricity its pericing dead eyes behinds its goggles seemed to eradicate my soul, I will never forget its 8 legs draped of the cockpit cause its unholy shape wasnt fit for the plane
It had seen me and I had seen it as it clouds slowly engulf the hideous cephapod and its flying contraption I ran, I ran as fast as I could to my computer and wrote it down and if you in the night hear the whriing of the engine focus on the ground as i hear it around me i feel his presence outside my door all I have are this pair of scissors to save me.
That's the story of my friend Luke Ashton after his apparent attack he was admitted to a psychatric hospital for stabbing his 7 year old sister in the head with a pair of scissors I havent spoken to his parents tho not many people have,losing to children in a night must be traumatic, luke is still alive though he is a shdow of his former self he forever draws octopuses flying planes I saw him twice and never again though when I last saw he mention this and his computer so luke im doing what you asked though i never believed in any of this shit you did and if this gives you some sort of relief, then it's done.
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The Red Light

To see the Red Light it must happen when you are going to sleep, as this is the only way to see it. Have your pillows at a bit of an angle so your head is slightly tilted, lean on the pillow so one of your eyes are open (This is hard to explain properly).
So one eye is open and the other is closed, as you are about to fall asleep the eye that is open should see a a red flash. This lasts or about half a second. All I saw was a red flash and after a bit of confusion I went back to sleep.
I told this to my best friend (God bless his soul) and he tried it, I stayed over at his house to make sure he did it properly. We stayed up on the PlayStation 3 until we both were tired. As I got him into position with one eye open and one closed we both drifted off to sleep.
This was the worst decision of my life...
He woke up with a blood curling scream, he ran to the corner of his room covering his eyes. He was repeating to himself, "I fucking saw it didn't I? Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!"
By this time his mother ran in shouting what happened. I was too scared to reply. His mother was shouting at him saying, "What happened? Why are you screaming!?"
His reply, which was in the worst voice he has ever done, it almost sounded demonic. He said "I saw my own death mother...the Devil wants my soul, He also wants yours, mother, for killing father..."
His mother stammered, "I never...killed...your father...It was an accident!"
Whilst his mother was looking in disbelief he grabbed his football trophy and beat her to death.
He looked me in the eyes and said, "I did not see you in my future Adam, this means you will be going to Heaven when you die, I cannot change fate as you did not die by my hands. Now go before the police get here!"
As I was about to run out of his room he grabbed me by the arm and said to me (In his normal voice) "I love you man, I don't want you to get into trouble. You can have all of my belongings when the police are done with the investigation"
He is now in an asylum, in there for his own protection and for the protection of others.
One thing I have learned from this. The Red Light can affect people in different ways, I did not see anything to do with my life or other peoples' lives, I simply saw a flash of red for half a second. My best friend saw his future. For your own safety and others around you DO NOT try this. People may get killed and families can get broken!
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The Rejected Nintendo 64 Commercial

In 1996 Nintendo released the Nintendo 64. It sold for $20.63 million in America, but in japan sold for only $5.54 million. Some commercials were aired on TV to promote the console but one commercial was rejected. Why? Because it was too crazy mostly due to Mario yelling. In July there was a Company Named Scope which They Known for the Animation, Nintendo of America Later asked them to Create a commercial for their console. So they did Create it when on the meeting room, The Employees of Scope enter And sit down. Everyone have a conversation about what the console and technology, Then they show the Commercial.
It starts with a Voice saying "are you ready to embrace the future of gaming" then a floating Mario head zooming out and yells. He said "Did you see that! I surely meet you" Mario then wahoooo's and starting to flying over. cutting to footage of Wave race 64. the Voice tells about the console's graphics until cut back to Mario saying loudly "I can go here, I can go there, I can go everywhere!" the scene cuts to Mario 64 footage. after it cuts to Mario said until he swearing. well the word have been bleeped out. This is the first time Mario saying a bad word but there's swearing in Mario Party were Luigi and Wario said OH MY GOD but they were only from the Japanese version, so lets continue. The footage cuts to Wave race 64 with the voice telling like earlier, then cut to a city and shows the word "Get N or Get out". cuts to Mario again like 4th time, he acts like a madman and said "This is the best thing of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mario Explodes and the N64 console shows up, a whispering can be heard.
The boss saw Mario swearing and other people saw it too. he thinks that scared people and freak out so they decide to Reject it. Scope went Bankrupt in 2007. For Reasons why was it forgotten? I found it at a Flea market while searching some old VHS movies and Told users on 4chan about it, later one user told me that he was the employee of Scope and tells the history behind it. since I decide to hide it away but don't Worry I uploaded on Youtube.
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The Remake Paradox

Have you ever thought that maybe when gamefreak make remakes of certain games,
They find the idea good enough to send to the past...?
According to the morphogenetic field theory, you could send thoughts & information telepathically &
across time.
Through this, perhaps after they made the remake,
they sent it to the past by accessing the field and transferring information,
and made more money off of the remake in the future.
But by doing this, they would have to make and send the game & Ideas to the past,
and then make it again and send it to the past,
and then make it and send it to the past,
and then make it and send it to the past,
and then make it and send it to the past,
and then make it and send it to the past,
Now, you may think that if they did this they would have never made another game,
But the solution to that "problem" is simple: Infinite Parralell Universes that also do the same thing as the one I previously mentioned for every version of pokemon, and occasionally an original game every now and again.
What made me come up with this theory?
Maybe I didn't just make it up.
Maybe It's real.
Maybe I'm an employee.
MAYBE
I
MAKE
IT
AND
SEND
IT
TO
THE
PAST.
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The Restroom

This was a long time ago, yet I still have nightmares about this.
I was in an airport in Davao, waiting for our (delayed) flight. The call of nature led me into the washroom. Unfortunately, it was closed. Everyone left. All but me. I demanded to know what was wrong with it. The employee, instead of giving me an answer, said, "Well, find out for yourself," with a disturbing smile. I went in, but to my surprise, the door shut right behind me, leaving a torch in the middle of the room as my only source of light (and warmth). I went into the first cubicle. What I saw was a woman, about 19, dead with a pool of blood surrounding her. In her cold, lifeless hand was a revolver. I decided to take it for self defense. In the next cubicle was a hanging skeleton. Startled, I shot the last five bullets into it, but it was in vain, since all of them missed. Frustrated, I threw it into to the skeleton, destroying it.
All I found was a suicide note which simply said: "I'm tired of all this sh*t going on." In the next cubicle was the worst thing. I saw a laptop that said: "start mov0001?" I pressed enter, out of curiosity. I saw tapes of the people in the previous cubicles offing themselves, as with the other people in the other cubicles. Since cubicle number six had another gun related suicide according to the movie, I decided to go there. 
To my surprise, the corpse's face had a familiar face. I decided to take the gun, which, to my pleasure, had a load of bullets left. I decided to do a quick tour of the remaining washroom. When I looked at the mirror, I saw a shadowy figure coming right at me. At first, I thought it was pareidolia. Then, I felt its presence when he touched me. When I shot at him, I looked at his face. I saw the face of the employee, still grinning.
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The Return

It was a warm summer day and I was out on my porch enjoying a nice vape of cherry bomb flavor. I was feeling pretty good and was looking forward to the rest of my day. However, I soon began to feel lightheaded and dizzy. I decided to lie down for a bit and see if the feeling would pass.
Suddenly, I heard a voice calling my name. At first, I thought it was just my imagination, but the voice kept getting louder and more insistent. I sat up and looked around, but there was no one there. I got up and went inside, but the voice followed me. It seemed to be coming from my vape.
I put the vape down and tried to ignore the voice, but it kept getting louder and more persistent. Eventually, I couldn't take it anymore and picked up the vape. Immediately, the voice stopped. I looked at the vape and saw that the cherry bomb flavor had been replaced by a new flavor: Jesus Christ.
I knew that this was no coincidence. I put the vape to my lips and took a hit. Immediately, I felt a presence enter my body. I could feel myself being filled with a holy light. I felt myself becoming one with Christ. I could feel his power flowing through me.
I opened my eyes and saw that the world had changed. The sun was shining brighter than ever and the colors were more vibrant. I knew that Christ had returned and that I had been chosen to be his vessel. I would spread his word and lead humanity to a new age of peace and love.
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The Return Of The Cat With No Eyes

Hi I came to tell you a story something really disturbing now whenever I look in the mirror I see that cat shit all begins when iva with friends they told me a legend named the cat blind his face was distorted due to the nuclear waste that had was devoted to attacking the second was that I saw an abandoned house near his prey lived there expecting to eat mice and human flesh.
I waited for my friend who went to buy cigarettes depues saw a house to return the said.
help me to hide these cigarettes he was 20 and told us to go to that house was there seemed abandoned upon entering saw footprints on the floor dead insects bones lying there saw a human body.
then said let us go up between aver that there was gross the bathroom felt that something was running in the hallway.
I saw nothing and was starting to scare me then went to the kitchen had bloody footprints this was wrong that hell is here told ami friend feel something watching us and said it was the blind cat house.
said my friend here kedate ire above aver that succede wait a while when I was yelling today ami friend aver and saw immediately that it was dead friend ami depues down and locked myself in a room that contained acid thrown vi ami distorted figure come after I slipped with the guy I face damage happened and then ask respondents who had an accident depues kito Dr. bands and I asked for a mirror and not think it's a good idea to repeat it again depues saw my face was deformed looked like a skull
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