Amiibos Have Feelings....

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==Chapter 1==
One day, I went to my local Gamestop. I had heard amiibos came out in a day yesterday. When I got there, there was only a pale, skinny man with black hair. I asked "Where are all the customers? I thought everyone was hyped for amiibos..." He replied with "Oh, um, this Gamestop has been, uh, not having such good buiness..." "Why?" I said. "We uh... Can't.. tell you that..." I simply ignored it and looked for the amiibos. There were only 6, and they were all different. They were Pit, Mario, DK, Link, Zelda, and Samus. I looked at the Pit amiibo with a smile. I bought all of them, though.
When I got home, I couldn't wait. I instantly booted up SSB4 Wii U without any thought, and out the Pit amiibo on the gamepad. I named it "scrub", as a friend dared me to. I leveled it u as much as I could until 12 AM, because I was too tired at that point. The whole time, the other amiibos just... Stared at me, obsessing over Pit. I thought nothing of it. Why would I?
==Chapter 2==
I woke up next day, and saw the Mario amiibo by my bed stand. Looking straight at me. Out of his box. "What? I never put Mario here." I took Mario, and placed it back in it's box as best as I could. Well, I was, but then I saw all my amiibos were out. I placed them all back in their boxes, and started training "scrub" again. At the end of the day, "scrub" was very high level. Then, I got a phone call. "Hello, we'd like to tell you that there will be a Super Smash Bros. for Wii U tournament at (locations will not be given.). We'd like to see you there." "I should take Pit there!" I thought.
==Chapter 3==
I went to the Gamestop, and saw a bunch of teenagers. One, a girl, said "You came just on time! We're about to start!" I put my Pit amiibo on the gamepad. A boy said "LOL! An amiibo? You're never gonna win." I said back "LOOK OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE" then kicked him. 
The match started. "Scrub" killed everyone real quick. The tournament was already over in 10 minutes. "Hah!" I said to the boy. The employee, a girl with blonde hair, gave me 50 bucks. I went home, then saw all of my amiibos surrounding my Wii U gamepad. I ignored them again.
==Chapter 4==
I woke up. I saw a note saying "Hey. It's me. Put the amiibos on the game." I assumed this was my girlfriend, who lived in the apartment above me. When I put them all in the game, they were all high level. 6 levels higher than "scrub". I once again thought this was my girlfriend. Though, I only cared about Pit, so I trained him. Everything was normal for the next day, but it all changed when I woke up on the 6th day of having the amiibos.
==Chapter 5 - The 6th day==
I woke up, and instantly felt a sharp pain at my stomach. I saw a destroyed Pit amiibo on my bed stand. "No!" I said. I looked down at my stomach and there was a knife. I noticed a note that said "Do you even care?" I grabbed my phone and called 911. "What's the matter?" He said, calmly. "There's a knife in my stomach!" I screamed. "We'll be right there!" 
I looked at the bed stand again. There was another note. "You don't care. You don't care about anything except that stupid Pit." "No!" I said to the note. When I blinked, there was another note. "Liar. You don't care about anything. You wouldn't care if your girlfriend died. Or if all of your friends died. Or if all of humanity died. As long as you had Pit, you were happy." I shouted "No!" Then passed out.
I'm in the hospital now. My friend said that he returned all the amiibos except Pit, and the blonde girl said that she'll burn them later. She said that she was surprised I made it, too. The doctor says I'm going to be fine. I still have no idea what happened though.
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