Lost THX Tex Trailer: A Inanimate Insanity DVD Boxset

If you thought that Rohan's and even Hayden the Toe Jammer's encounters with two lost THX Tex trailers on two very rare Pixar DVD boxsets, and SJ425A's encounter with a lost THX Tex trailer on a rare DreamWorks DVD boxset were gruesome, well, think again.
I was at Burger King ordering a cheeseburger with pickles, no tomatoes and cheese, I ate my burger and saw my friend eating the same, I waved at him, he smiled back, while I was eating, my friend: Jacob, came up to me and said, "Hey, Happy Birthday bro, here, I got a present for you from Target!"
He handed me a present shaped as a DVD boxset.
"Aw, thanks, you're too much!" I said to him nicely. I opened my present, and it was an Inanimate Insanity DVD, but it was THX certified.
It consisted of all the characters in a grassy mountain background, while there was a caption above saying, "Inanimate Insanity: The Ultimate THX Collection."
I gave my friend a hug and finished my dinner, I then walked out of Burger King, and drove home with the boxset.
In a drawer under the TV was a DVD Player. I never really used it as I watched most movies online.
I then decided to take out the DVDs: Inanimate Insanity Season 1 and Season 2, but then I noticed a secret DVD inside the boxset, I took it out and it was a THX trailer starring Inanimate Insanity characters.
It consisted of all the characters in a white background, and there was a caption saying, "Inanimate Insanity: The Rare THX Trailer Made by AnimationEpic and YouTube."
But then I noticed Tex (the THX mascot) behind them.
I was confused because Tex was never on the series. But I shrugged it off like he wasn't there and put the disc into the DVD player.
The DVD started with the AnimationEpic Home Entertainment logo, then it showed a montage of Season 1 and Season 2, and then it gave me a language selection, the following languages it wanted me to select were:
-English
-French
-Italian
-Spanish
-Russian
-Dutch
-Portuguese
I selected "English" because that's what language I watch the series on. 
Then it took me to the menu.
It consisted of all the Inanimate Insanity characters in their regular boxes, including Tex in his own box. the menu options were:
-Play Trailer
-Set Up
-Visit THX
-Bonus Features
-Visit AnimationEpic
I pressed "Play" and after I did that, there was a warning:
"This trailer was made to promote the release of Slenderman (2018), Despite the fact not being THX certified. It may also contain content that are not meant for people with sensitive Issues. Please watch if you need to."
"This is bad!" I thought to myself.
The trailer then started.
It showed all the characters standing, being board.
"Come on! where is MePhone4?" Lightbulb asked.
"I do not know. But all I know is that he might be late again." Mepad reminded Lightbulb.
Just then, Tex dropped down next to them with a happy smile.
"I will take over since that stupid idiot phone guy is gone." Tex told them.
"WHAT? What did you do to Me-Phone?" asked Paintbrush.
"Nothing." Tex reminded Lightbulb. "But anyways, Follow me."
"Fine." Lightbulb said frowning, they follow Tex down to where he was going.
"We're here." Tex said, he showed them he set upped Knifes, and other weapons to kill them.
"Heck no. I am not doing this. This looks bad, I am out of here!" Nickel said, walking away, Tex chuckled.
"Oh yeah? Well, you will not escape until you die." Tex said to Nickel.
"NO WAY! I am leaving and that's freaking-"
But before Nickel could finish his sentence, Tex grabs Nickel and flies to a cliff that was very many miles away.
"Ready for your fall pride?" Tex asked, making a reference to the "Tex and Zurg" trailer Rohan encountered.
"No, put me down right now or I will punch you in the face!" Nickel yelled.
"Oh well, you do not have arms, so sayonara!" Tex then drops Nickel and throws a piano and a bomb, Nickel screamed as the bomb and piano made contact with him, then the piano crushed him in the head, and then the bomb drops on top of the piano, then exploded, Tex laughs evilly as Nickel died.
That part made me really sick that I threw up in the toilet due to the scene being so gruesome.
I then went back to watch the rest of the trailer.
It then cut to Lightbulb hiding behind a tree at night.
"Okay, I hope he doesn't find me here." He told himself.
Just then, Tex dropped down to the ground, startling him.
"Hello their pride!" Tex teased.
Lightbulb gasped in horror.
"I heard you were the one who killed Nickel, why would you do that to him? He didn't do anything to you! And I also heard you on the news murdering so many people all because of a certain company. That is no excuse to murder somebody!" Lightbulb said bravely.
"You're right, I am the one who killed so many innocent people, now it's time to die!" Tex said, grabbing a chainsaw.
Lightbulb screamed. "NO! DON'T KILL ME! I'm an ordinary lamp. Please don't do this! No! No! NOOOOO!!!"
Right before Tex made contact with Lightbulb, the screen cut to black.
It then cut to a shot of a forest at night.
Mephone4 was relaxing next to a fireplace with Fan.
"So. What happened to the rest of my friends?" Fan asked.
"I heard two of them died by a murderer who killed many innocent people." Me-Phone4 explained.
"Oh man, that sounds terrible!" Fan said in shock. "Will he find us next?"
"No." Me-Phone4 said to Fan. "At least we are safe here, he won't find us."
But then they heard chuckling.
"Wha-what was that?" Fan asked in fear.
Just then, Tex dropped down next to them.
"Oh jeez, he's here!" Fan yelled.
"Quick, let's run out of here!" Me-Phone4 remarked, they then ran away very fast in the forest, while Tex was catching up behind them.
"No!" Fan said in horror. "He's gaining on us."
Right before Tex made contact with them, it cut to black.
I then heard screaming, Tex's chainsaw and blood splattering.
"What the hell?" I asked in horror, watching that terrible scene.
It then cut to a shot of a maze at night, Test Tube was with Balloon, walking down the maze.
"So." Balloon asked. "Why did you take us to a maze during nighttime in the first place, Test Tube?"
Test Tube just sighs. "It's because of a psychopath."
"Who? Who is he?" asked Balloon.
"He is-" But before he could finish his sentence, Tex drops down next to them, startling Test Tube.
"Who the heck are you?" Balloon asked. 
"I am Tex, the THX robot. Now it's time to die!" Tex replied.
"No! don't kill us!" yelled Balloon.
"Too bad!" Tex said, grabbing a pin and stabbed Balloon.
"Oh god! What in the living heck did you do that for?" Test Tube asked. but Tex didn't answer, he grabbed his chainsaw and starts it up.
"It's time to play with Sexy Texy!" Tex yelled. "It's show time!"
Test Tube was so scared that he started to run, but then he tripped on a rock, he then fell and hit one of the walls.
"OUCH!" Test Tube yelled. Tex then sawed-off Test Tubes arms.
"I'm out of here!" Test Tube said, he gets up and runs away and made it to the exit. Tex chuckled.
"Oh, you want escape from me, well, how about this." Tex asked, he pressed a button and flew towards Test Tube.
"Almost there, Almost-"
However, Tex grabs him and flew towards a volcano.
"NO! LET GO!" Test Tube yelled.
"Okay." Tex said, he drops Test Tube and Test Tube let out a loud blood curdling scream as he fell, he fell all the way into the volcano, then it exploded lava.
Tex then laughed as Test Tube died, then he flew away to kill the rest of them.
It then cut to a shot of a house at night, Paintbrush was on his laptop working, but then Tex smashes down the door, which startled Paintbrush.
"Hello sparkie." Tex said tauntingly. Paintbrush backed up in shock.
"Hey! what are you doing in my house? Get out of my house now!" he asked, Tex chuckled.
"You know what? It's time to play with the Sexy Texy!" Tex taunted, making a reference to the Early 2005 Pilot trailer, he grabs Paintbrush and throws him into a wall, then he starts up his chainsaw again.
"Goodbye, you stupid brushy person!" Tex said.
"Wait! I am just a paintbrush, don't kill me, I am not afraid of-"
But before Paintbrush finished his sentence, Tex saws off Paintbrush's feet, it then cut to a far shot of his house, I heard Paintbrush screaming, blood splattering, Tex chuckling, and Tex's chainsaw.
Then it cut to the next scene, it showed an old hotel at night, Knife was in the hallway with Suitcase, Microphone, Me-Pad, Baseball, and also Twilight Sparkle (Who she never appeared in the series before).
"Knife, why did you bring us here?" Suitcase asked.
"The reason why we're here is because a murdering robot is on the loose, and it's also because we need to get away, so he won't kill us." Knife remarked.
"Oh my, how horrible!" Twilight said in shock.
"I totally agree with you, we should stop this murdering chaos immediately!" Microphone said.
"But first, let's look for evidence to see what happened." Me-Pad remarked, he walks in the hallway, and the others followed him as well, they walked in the hallway for 4 seconds, after 4 seconds, Tex dropped down next to them, which startled them.
"Hello sparkies!" Tex said, chuckling.
"What did you do to everyone?" asked Microphone.
"Well, I killed them, of course!" Tex replied. Everyone gasped in shock.
"You...You WHAT?!" Suitcase asked in shock.
"That's right, I killed all of your stupid friends, now the rest of you will now die!" Tex responded.
"NO! please don't!" Twilight yelled in shock.
"Yeah! don't kill us!" Knife yelled as well.
"Please No!" Baseball yelled, too.
Tex then grabbed Suitcase and sliced her in half.
"SUITCASE!" yelled Microphone.
"Oh no!" Twilight said.
"What was that for?" asked Knife madly.
"She was scared of my company, that's why." Tex replied.
"No, she wasn't!" Microphone said madly, Tex then grabbed Microphone and flies in the sky with her.
"LET GO!" She yelled at Tex, Tex looks down at her.
"NO!" Tex said, he lets go of Microphone and she screamed as she fell 102 feet, then later died.
"YES! I killed that stupid Microphone, now then." Tex said as he turned around and flew back to the old hotel that the rest of them were still at, he then dropped down to the ground next to them.
"You're the last ones I need to kill!" Tex said.
"NO!" Knife said, Tex grabbed Knife and throws him far away, he screamed, and he flew into a volcano.
"Now it's your turn!" Tex said mockingly, he stabbed Twilight into the chest, and she screamed in fear as she died.
He then finally looked at Me-Pad and Baseball. 
"You're my last victims!" He said creepily.
"No, we are not!" Me-Pad said. Tex then grabs Me-Pad and stabs his screen, then he died, after he died, Tex turned to Baseball and chased him, but then the screen cut to black.
But then it cut to a shot of the Hotel OJ, it then cut to the inside of the Hotel, Orange Juice was walking in the hallway of the Hotel OJ.
"Hello?" He asked.
Just then, Tex dropped down next to him. 
He then grabs Orange Juice and throws him out of the window, and he hit the ground and shatters into pieces. 
However, when he shattered into pieces, blood splattered everywhere, and all the juice inside him went everywhere as well, which meant that he had died from hitting the ground hard.
But the trailer was still not over.
It cut to a headquarters at night, until it zoomed inside of the building.
Yang, Salt, Pepper, Tissues, Paper, Banana, and the rest of the Inanimate Insanity characters were all sitting down in a meeting room.
Just then, SpongeBob walks onscreen and sits down with them.
"Alright everyone, I've gathered you all here for something suspicious." Said Yang, getting there farent attention.
"So... what would it be, Yang?" Asked Salt confusingly.
"I am getting a lot of reports of this killer robot. In 2007, police officers found 10 dead bodies in the trap room." replied Yang.
"Oh my goodness. I even heard about a report in 2008, where the corpses of Hayden Christensen and the other people, except Ewan McGregor and Natalie Portman, who played the characters from the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy." Trophy said also, joining the conversation.
"In 2009, I heard about a report, where the teenagers, who played the characters from the Friday the 13th reboot, were stabbed, had a face chewed off, got dropped to a waterfall and the concrete, and got poked through." added Pepper.
"In 2012, I heard about a report, where Ewan McGregor had gone missing, but the head of a robot, who resembled Tex, was found." replied Paper also.
"Also in 2009, I heard about a report, where 4 children and 4 adults were stabbed, drilled, had a neck snapped, getting hot water poured on, slammed down, and exploded." Said Soup.
Everyone gasped.
"Oh geez. That sounds horrible, just like the other reports." Said Paper.
"I have to agree, Paper." Said SpongeBob.
"Me too, SpongeBob." Replied Pop Tarts. "In 2002, I heard about a report, where 4 adults, 1 child, and the 4 living toys were sawed, shot, burned, and smashed."
I then realized that what they all said were the same lines from the 7th Lost THX Tex Trailer that BrianisStillHere encountered.
After Pop Tarts finished talking, they heard laughing.
"What was that?" asked Soup.
"I have no idea, but I will check it out. You stay right here." said Pepper.
She then gets up, grabs her phone, and walks into a dark hallway.
"This could be bad." said Pepper.
As she was walking, she heard the same laugh from before.
"WHOS HERE?! SHOW YOURSELF!" yelled Pepper.
Just then, Tex dropped down to the ground, startling her.
"Hey there sparkie!" Tex said.
"Who-Who are you? are you that robot Yang was talking about???" asked Pepper in confusion.
"Yes sparkie! I am the so-called robot he was talking about." Tex said. "Now it's time to play with the T-man!"
"NO! get away from me!" yelled Pepper.
After a few seconds, she ran for it.
"HEY! Get back here!" Tex yelled. He then pressed his chest and flies after her. Tex then grabbed out a chainsaw and starts it up.
This made Pepper gulp. 
"Oh no! he's getting closer!" she said.
After 3 seconds, Tex's chainsaw goes through her, as she screams in agony.
After that, she fell to the ground, dead.
"You could check in, but you can't check out." Tex said, making a reference to the 7th Lost THX Tex trailer (Like I mentioned earlier).
Tex then laughed evilly after killing her.
"Well, there are no more innocent people on my list, so I'm leaving." Tex said, before flying away, laughing evily.
Then the screen cut to black.
Just then, it cut to a wide shot of the THX logo in a black background, until I noticed something shocking. 
I saw MePhone4 and Twilight Sparkle's dead bodies on the floor next the logo, and oh god they looked berserk.
Twilight and Me-Phone4's eyes were ripped out, they were bleeding, and their teeth were ripped out.
I felt very sick that I threw up in the toilet again, I then went back to watch the end of the trailer.
Just then, the screaming deep note raised and played, but it also had those of Nickel's, Lightbulb's, Twilight's, Orange Juice's, Me-Phone4's, Balloon's, Paintbrush's, Me-Pad's, and Baseball's.
Tex then lands to the ground like in the Moo Can trailer.
"Hello sparkies, I have killed all of your favorite Inanimate Insanity characters, want to know why? because they were afraid of me and my company, now listen to these rules: If you are scared of me or my logo, I will find you and kill you. Sweet dreams and Happy Valantines Day!"
He then flew away, chuckling evilly, then the slogan dropped down onscreen. "The Audience is Listening."
As this text was displayed, I could hear Tex's chuckle, it then faded out, but just when I thought the DVD was over, it showed one more thing. It showed a sudden picture of Dodgeball's face, but this time, his eyes were just scary CGI eyes, and blood was dripping under them, and in the background was the Gut-Wrenching Howie Scream, which that scared the crap out of me.
It then took me back to the DVD menu, meaning that the DVD ended, I eject the disc, put it into the case, and put it on my shelf.
That night, I had lots of nightmares about the trailer.
I already knew that Adam Kennington and those stupid thugs we're the ones behind this whole disaster.
Please do not watch any more lost THX trailers or your childhood will be ruined. this is me here, signing off. Goodbye. :)
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