My Ghost Dad Part 2

Hello paranormal investigators, as well as spooky aficionados. I am here to continue the story that I started telling about my ghost dad. Unfortunately due to the jackbooted stormtroopers at the Williamsburgh police station, I had to wait until tonight. Certain names have to be left out pending litigation with Chilis, and the den of Draculas that they have there. (I am advised by our lawyer to say that I don't really think Chilis is full of Draculas.)
So I went to meet my ghost dad at Chilis, about two towns over. The initial meeting went over well, but he seemed a bit off put by all the ghost catching equipment that I brought. I told him not to worry, I wasn't planning on catching him today. This made him chuckle, but he seemed to be nervous. I knew something wasn't right. I asked him about ghost powers, but he blew off the question by asking me how school was going. I told him about my various campaigns at school and how I had saved the school so many times from paranormal activities, but never got any credit. I told him how smart I was but that my genius was unappreciated. He told me he was an accountant.
I knew something was up when my dad ordered food. I asked him why he was ordering food if he was a ghost. Instead of giving me a reasonable answer, he told me "I'm not a ghost". He lied right to my face. I couldn't handle that. Not even from my own father. I could only see red at that point. I admit, I lost control when I pulled out my BBC photon radiation ghost vacuum. As I lunged for my dad, I knocked over the table. Everyone in the restaurant was watching to see how this epic battle would play out. Ghost dad dodged, but I countered with an excellent axe kick. I turned my ghost vaccum him when suddenly I realized why he chose this Chilis. All of the waiters looked like Draculas. Ghost Dad had brought me into a den of them. I knew I'd I didn't act fast I was screwed.
Two Draculas came out of the back room and tried to stop me from my epic battle with my father. My father was dodging my attacks and calling me crazy. "You're only unleashing my ghost hunting powers further, father." I cleverly retorted. I ran from the two Draculas that were trying to grab me. The patrons of the restaurant were all in shock, some were calling the cops. Police never understand paranormal investigation, so I knew I had to act fast. Then out of nowhere the manager Dracula comes in with two security Blackulas. No one told me Blackulas would be here. I knew I had to give up the fight. The head Dracula and his two Blackulas were on my tail, but I managed to outrun them with my ghost like quickness. I did an ocular pat down of the alleyway, and could not detect enemies in there, so I hid behind the dumpster.
When I arrived home after a rough battle, the Williamsburg police were waiting to arrest me. I told them how I was fighting for their freedom, and defeating Draculas. They told me I was being charged with assault. I told them it was to be blamed on ghost dad. They arrested me anyway. I think they're collaborating with the ghost/Dracula alliance... I just don't know how.
Luckily I was only in for a few days until my mom bailed me out. I'm grounded though. I'll have to work on this conspiracy in secret for a while, lest I be found in violation of my release agreement.
I'll update you guys on this continuing conspiracy as details arise.
Marcos out.
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