Logs-Pro3703-Assassins v B.I.A.

Log File for Pro Season 37 Round 3 - Assassins v B.I.A. :
 
 Surrey> .ready
B.I.A. vs Assassins
Starting in 60 seconds...
 saiyan> reported
 Surrey> blink
 Surrey> banned
1 player needed for a 4v4 practice in ?go 4v4squad3 -uncivilized
 Blink> stop
 Surrey> three banned
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GO!
Arena LOCKED
 DZ-4v4-Bot-> Odds to win: B.I.A. (50%), Assassins (50%). Use /!predict 100 (Surrey) or /!predict 200 (Mop) during the first 2 minutes to bet on a team to win. 
 develop> bebebe
 mr. penguin> EBREBEBEBBEEBEBEEBEBEBEB
 Surrey> sabre portals onto bombs J11s
 Partsi> .schedule
 designator> .schedule
 designator> !items
 el poopie> the euros should have this one ez
 el poopie> the lag is with them
 el poopie> Yoda>mmmmm, lag you have, with it you will
Sabrewolf kb Three -- Assist by: mAImER
Sabrewolf has 2 lives remaining - [3:31]
Score: 1-0 Assassins -- [4v4]
 Three> gd
 Sabrewolf> .sc 1
Sabrewolf changes ships.
 Odin> maimer seriously wtf
 Odin> you've joined the enemy
 Caerbannog+> I don't understand the intertubes 
 Surrey> .allowsub jinxi
 Surrey> .allowsub surrey
 Surrey> .allowsub bugkiller
 Nacre> .stats
 develop> .stats
 Nacre> .stats
 Nacre> .stats
 el poopie> Ass pretty much conjugated from Ster. They the same or was.
Sika kb mAImER
Sika has 2 lives remaining - [7:47]
Score: 2-0 Assassins -- [4v4]
 Three> gd
 Three> kansas
 Three> city
 Odin> haha
 Three> lure
 Caerbannog+> how is this Sterling?
 Caerbannog+> Current steling player count: maimer
 el poopie> Back in the day Ass was formed from Ster players pretty much
 develop> el poopie is confused
 develop> very confused
 el poopie> no
 designator> el poopie doesn't possess what we call "powers of reason"
 el poopie> oh
 Caerbannog+> I don't count ozn or beastie as sterling players
 designator> he's a white belt in that category
 develop> el poopie about to give subspace a lesson in what is
 develop> and what isnt
 chrono> mostly what isnt
 Surrey> !stats
 Caerbannog+> anyhoo 
 Caerbannog+> my connection atm is better with two streams and a torrent going than it has been in the past month 
 Caerbannog+> so i have decided i don't like the intertubes. 
 Plutorus> hibachi :)
 Caerbannog+> yeah, but it's almost playable now 
 el poopie> so in other words I am correct again
 el poopie> gg
 designator> !items
 Surrey> .fullsub sabrewolf
sabrewolf's slot now set as fullsub. The next player to sub that slot will get a full ship. Cannot fullsub in the last 10 minutes.
 Caerbannog+> yes, but mostly playable 
 Nacre> .stats
Sabrewolf has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]
 Jinxi> .sub
Jinxi in for Sabrewolf [Full Sub] [Time: 00:02] [2 lives]
 develop> jinxi cat
 develop> in
 Nacre> JINXI
 Jinxi> you ASSES
 Nacre> DUNK ON SOMEONE
 el poopie> desi, the space chicken is the creator.
 chrono> quiet develop , you're scaring jinxi cat
 develop> by dunk, nacre means flush
 Durge> !stats
 Surrey> .nopubchat
 develop> I AM BATMAN
 chrono> are you talking to me
 Surrey> .items
 designator> .stats
 develop> i watched that black guy from neighbor's standup the other night
 Odin> oh man
 Candyman> .items
ZombieBobie has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]
 Surrey> .sub 
Surrey in for ZombieBobie [Burned] [Time: 00:00] [3 lives]
 Caerbannog+> well, there it is then
 Caerbannog+> the worst sub of the century
 develop> nope
 develop> dre in
 Caerbannog+> zzzing zong get zonged surrey
 develop> for nuke
 develop> was worse
 Caerbannog+> yeh
 Nacre> ya it was
 Caerbannog+> but saying that wouldn't be as zingy
 Nacre> .stats
 develop> maimer stephen currying foos
 chrono> was it any good dev, didnt even know he was a comedian
 Crayzee> ITS SIKA
 develop> yea he's pretty funny
 Crayzee> this is going to assassins 
 Surrey> .items
 Caerbannog+> did he go the usual black comedian scream and shout route?
 Blink> obv 
 Durge> bia has a bad lineup in 
 develop> no
 Surrey> .items
 Three> !items
 designator> maimer from downtown
 YELLOW HAMM> zombiebobie should be in 
 develop> he has more of a hannibal burrest demeanor
 YELLOW HAMM> with tunahead 
 Durge> where is runahead and seismic? 
 Candyman> .items
 Durge> tuna* 
 YELLOW HAMM> o yea seismic is bia too 
 Nacre> tunahead isn't here 
 chrono> seisric is just a roster filler 
 Durge> chrono just mad 
 Nacre> he's just waiting for pb season to start 
 Durge> the wild going to win hockey this year 
 Candyman> .stats
 Caerbannog+> llamas win already? 
 Caerbannog+> hockey world champs soon, aw yiss! 
 chrono> vanek is cursed, he wont win anything 
 Caerbannog+> also eurovision motherflipping song contest 
 Tidal> vanek put 100k on the rangers 
 Caerbannog+> Finland sent in actual retards 
 Caerbannog+> they sing punk. it is bad. 
 chrono> tidal with the inside info 
 Crayzee> i wanna see sika nad saiyan duel 
 ZombieBobie> .stats
 Crayzee> .items
 Caerbannog+> sika is a much better duelist 
 Pryde> I want to see a complete team sub 
 Plutorus> imo saiyan takes it pretty ez 
 Nacre> he's not 
 Crayzee> i mean duel in 4v4 
 Crayzee> not actual duel 
 Surrey> .items
 Plutorus> gunduel in 4v4, sika wins :) 
 designator> !items
 Plutorus> everything else sai 
 Candyman> .stats
 designator> .stats
 Crayzee> what ship is best vs levi? 
 Nacre> bird 
 chrono> javelin 
 Crayzee> oh 
 Blink> wzl 
 RickDoG> .stats
 Crayzee> no not javelin 
 Caerbannog+> a second levi! 
 Nacre> wzl is worst lol 
 Crayzee> u cant stop in time 
 Nacre> levi counters weasel 
 Blink> UR THE WORST 
 Ozn> wow
 Blink> FINISH SS2 ALREADY 
 Surrey> .items
 Nacre> blink this is why you can't have nice things 
 Nacre> nope 
 Nacre> ss2 delayed until blink figures out how ss1 works 
 Blink> this is why u should get dunked on for life 
 hibachi> .roster outlaws
 Nacre> afk putting in notes about how levi counters weasel in ss2 so blink doesn't go clueless for 20 years 
 Crayzee> bia is in survival mode 
 Candyman> .items
 Crayzee> sika is kicking ass tho 
 chrono> candy needed to start and zb needed to stay in 
 Surrey> .items
 Caerbannog+> .stats
 Peeking Duc> .items
 Three> !items
 Durge> !items
 Caerbannog+> Sika is a mere 10 FR short of his average
 Enforcer> .stats
 Arcon> .schedule
 Plutorus> .stats
2 players needed for a 4v4 practice in ?go 4v4squad1 -Solar Hydro
 Blink> .stats
Surrey kb mAImER
Surrey has 2 lives remaining - [22:14]
Score: 3-0 Assassins -- [4v4]
Jinxi kb Three -- Assist by: Ozn
Jinxi has 1 life remaining - [22:51]
Score: 4-0 Assassins -- [4v4]
 captor+> .stats
 Three> gd
 designator> !items
 Three> all
 Three> day
 Plutorus> .items
 Three> son
 Three> all day
 Candyman> .stats
 Sabrewolf> .items
 Sabrewolf> .stats
saiyan kb Surrey -- Assist by: fedu
saiyan has 2 lives remaining - [26:03]
Score: 4-1 Assassins -- [4v4]
 fedu> WE GOT ONE
Sika kb Ozn -- Assist by: Three
Sika has 1 life remaining - [26:25]
Score: 5-1 Assassins -- [4v4]
 Three> gd
fedu has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]
 Candyman> .sub 100:7
Candyman in for fedu [Burned] [Time: 00:01] [3 lives]
 Surrey> .items
 Nacre> .stats
 fedu> three 0/0 
 Mop> .fullsub ozn
ozn's slot now set as fullsub. The next player to sub that slot will get a full ship. Cannot fullsub in the last 10 minutes.
 Mop> .allowsub nadai
Ozn has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]
NadaI in for Ozn [Full Sub] [Time: 00:04] [3 lives]
 Durge> get him fedu 
 designator> LOL
 fedu> :) 
 Nacre> BLOCKED
 YELLOW HAMM> .sub
 Sabrewolf> .items
 Durge> @sub
NadaI has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]
 NadaI> wtf 
 chrono> hi nadai 
 NadaI> .return
NadaI returns to the game [Burned] [Note: Has engaged] [Lives Remaining: 3] [Time: 00:09]
 Enforcer> laggot!
 Mop> .allowsub develop
 develop> !sub 200
 develop> !sub
 designator> .stats
 develop> !sub 200
 Nacre> DO NOT PUT DEVELOP IN
5 Minutes until all new subs are burned.
 Nacre> HE WILL START MINING
 Surrey> .items
 chrono> nadai lagging out and the bot doesnt even notice it
 chrono> lolol
 Mop> !setlagout nadai
 Nacre> lol
NadaI returns to the game [Burned] [Note: Has engaged] [Lives Remaining: 3] [Time: 00:03]
 develop> !sub 100
 Nacre> mop a pro with the commands
 Nacre> look at that
 Nacre> did anyone even know that command existed?
 YELLOW HAMM> ya
 develop> stupid command
 Sabrewolf> what does it do
 develop> !sub 100
 Mop> .allowsub mop
 YELLOW HAMM> but most of the people dont
 Mop> .sub
 Nacre> mop workign the controls here
 develop> !sub 100:1
 chrono> nadai your ddpm is going to suffer immensely from specmode pal
1 player needed for a 4v4 practice in ?go 4v4squad1 -INRI
 Mop> !setlagout nadai
 Peeking Duc> .items
 Durge> !sub
 Mop> .sub
 KinGNewbiE> .spam
Mop in for NadaI [Burned] [Time: 00:01] [3 lives]
 Nacre> mop taking matters into his own hands
 Nacre> huge
 Caerbannog+> pfft
 Nacre> mop> im taking control of this ship
 designator> !items
 Plutorus> appeal
 Sabrewolf> .items
 NadaI> the bot said some weird stuff to me when i tried to return
 develop> wouldn't let me sub
 Durge> sometimes it doesn't know you specced
Candyman kb Three
Candyman has 2 lives remaining - [32:50]
Score: 6-1 Assassins -- [4v4]
 Three> gd 
 Durge> or its funky
 Three> dunked
 Durge> that is why he had to setlagout
 Nacre> candyman your first mistake was accidentally pressing forward for more than a second
 Surrey> oh
 mAImER> tk
 Jinxi> .items
1 Minute until all new subs are burned.
 designator> !items
Three kb Candyman -- Assist by: Sika
Three has 2 lives remaining - [34:15]
Score: 6-2 Assassins -- [4v4]
 Three> ty
 Three> !sc 6
Three changes ships.
 Durge> beast
 Three> !items
 designator> oh man
 Durge> Three owned
 Tidal> .stats
Sika kb Mop -- Assist by: saiyan
Sika is OUT! - [34:36]
Score: 7-2 Assassins -- [4v3]
saiyan kb Jinxi -- Assist by: Sika
saiyan has 1 life remaining - [34:39]
Score: 7-3 Assassins -- [4v3]
 designator> LOL
All new subs from now on are burned.
 Three> !items
 Three> run
 designator> mines
 Candyman> .items
Candyman kb mAImER -- Assist by: Three
Candyman has 1 life remaining - [36:13]
Score: 8-3 Assassins -- [4v3]
Surrey kb saiyan
Surrey has 1 life remaining - [36:15]
Score: 9-3 Assassins -- [4v3]
 Three> gg
1 player needed for a 4v4 practice in ?go 4v4squad1 -Something Dutch
 saiyan> gd
 develop> haha
 develop> HAHA
 Surrey> .items
 Candyman> .sc 1
Candyman changes ships.
Surrey changes ships.
 replika> .schedule
 develop> saiyan hitting nos right after surrey
 Jinxi> .items
 designator> !items
 Three> !items
 Three> gg
Three has changed to spectator mode. [Lagouts: 1]
 develop> !sub 100
 develop> !allowsub develop
 replika> .stats
 develop> !sub
develop in for Three [Burned] [Time: 00:08] [2 lives]
 Three> haha
 Durge> get them dev
 Surrey> .items
NOTICE: 5 minutes remaining.
mAImER kb Surrey -- Assist by: Jinxi
mAImER has 2 lives remaining - [40:05]
Score: 9-4 Assassins -- [4v3]
 Durge> maimer no
 Surrey> got 1
 Nacre> COMEBACK
 Surrey> .items
 Three> hahaha dev
Surrey kb saiyan -- Assist by: Mop
Surrey is OUT! - [41:38]
Score: 10-4 Assassins -- [4v2]
 saiyan> gd
 Surrey> oh
 Surrey> shucks
 Jinxi> dat detach
 Nacre> PANIC
 Surrey> was supposed to trick them
 Surrey> like a decoy
 Durge> well it worked
 chrono> its too bad they had their monitors on
Jinxi kb saiyan -- Assist by: mAImER
Jinxi is OUT! - [42:38]
Score: 11-4 Assassins -- [4v1]
 Jinxi> pew pew
 Durge> maimer mvp
Candyman kb saiyan -- Assist by: mAImER
Candyman is OUT! - [43:11]
Score: 12-4 Assassins -- [4v1]
Final Score: 12-4 Assassins wins -- Game Time: 43:11
+-------------------------------------------------------+--------------------+---------+----------+----------+----------------+
| F 200: Assassin Ki/De TK LO SK AS FR WR WRk Mi PTime | DDealt/DTaken DmgE | AcB AcG | W-L | Ki/De | Rat TRat ERat |
+-------------------------------------------------------+--------------------+---------+----------+----------+----------------+
| Three 3/ 1 0 1 1 2 4 0 0 4 37:54 | 93039/ 51270 64% | 51 15 | 3-0 | 11/3 | +16 556 1692 |
| develop 0/ 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4:22 | 3992/ 5755 40% | 57 6 | 2-0 | 1/1 | 0 504 1533 |
| Ozn 1/ 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 0 27:00 | 44705/ 40864 52% | 37 15 | 1-0 | 1/0 | +7 507 1397 |
| NadaI 0/ 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 3:12 | 2488/ 534 82% | 35 9 | 1-0 | 0/0 | 0 500 1008 |
| Mop 1/ 0 0 0 0 1 4 0 0 0 11:52 | 19920/ 10442 65% | 64 12 | 2-0 | 2/1 | +12 520 1805 |
| mAImER 3/ 1 0 0 2 3 3 0 0 0 42:25 | 54462/ 54879 49% | 29 10 | 3-0 | 6/1 | +18 551 1455 |
| saiyan 4/ 2 0 0 1 1 5 0 3 0 42:25 | 68495/ 62857 52% | 40 14 | 3-0 | 15/3 | +5 559 1713 |
| TOTAL: 12/ 4 0 5 4 8 17 0 3 4 | 287101/226601 | 43 12 | 15-0 | 36/9 | +8 528 1514 |
+-------------------------------------------------------+--------------------+---------+----------+----------+----------------+
| F 100: B.I.A. Ki/De TK LO SK AS FR WR WRk Mi PTime | DDealt/DTaken DmgE | AcB AcG | W-L | Ki/De | Rat TRat ERat |
+-------------------------------------------------------+--------------------+---------+----------+----------+----------------+
| fedu 0/ 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 26:02 | 35282/ 46328 43% | 33 14 | 0-1 | 0/0 | +2 502 1205 |
| Candyman 1/ 3 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 5 16:21 | 27254/ 34668 44% | 40 11 | 1-1 | 3/6 | 0 494 1470 |
| Sika 0/ 3 0 0 0 2 3 4 3 2 33:56 | 54815/ 67163 44% | 42 21 | 2-1 | 12/6 | -27 538 1960 |
| Sabrewolf 0/ 1 0 1 0 0 0 2 3 0 9:47 | 9902/ 14990 39% | 39 9 | 2-1 | 4/2 | -4 518 1154 |
| Jinxi 1/ 2 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 2 32:03 | 33649/ 64903 34% | 24 17 | 1-1 | 1/2 | +1 505 1205 |
| ZombieBobie 0/ 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 0 11:29 | 9560/ 17496 35% | 30 10 | 0-1 | 0/0 | +1 501 996 |
| Surrey 2/ 3 0 0 0 0 1 1 5 4 29:24 | 40117/ 53391 42% | 40 15 | 1-1 | 5/4 | +3 515 1151 |
| TOTAL: 4/12 0 3 0 4 9 7 11 14 | 210579/298939 | 36 15 | 7-7 | 25/20 | -3 510 1304 |
+-------------------------------------------------------+--------------------+---------+----------+----------+----------------+
Stats for this game can be viewed at: http://svssubspace.com/?page=Game&id=1298073
MVP: mAImER (+18) -- Runner Up: Three (+16)
LVP: Sika (-27) -- Runner Up: Sabrewolf (-4)
Arena UNLOCKED
 Three> gg
 Candyman> lol
 Durge> fail
 Surrey> gg
 Durge> MAIMER 
 Durge> beast
 chrono> ./gateclose
 designator> ./gateclose=false;
 mAImER> gg
 Durge> The Dark going to lose today
 Tidal> .schedule
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