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Flying Spaghetti Wager

According to modern theologians, there are benefits and punishments to belief and non-belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It has been generally agreed that:
# According to the First United Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, with His noodly appendages spreading throughout the universe.
# If the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, He is invisible and immaterial so we cannot prove His existence or non-existence.
# If He exists, He will touch those who worship him and follow His commandments (dressing like a pirate and not working on Fridays), thereby giving them eternity in Heaven with a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
# If He exists, He will punish non-believers by condemning them to Hell where the beer is warm and the strippers have STDs and are fat.
*You may worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, in which case you with have eternity with a beer volcano and a stripper factory.
*You may worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster if you have recently placed a Tom Wager
*You may worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist, in which case you gain nothing.
*You may not worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist, in which case you gain nothing.
*You may not worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, in which case you will be condemned to a boring Hell with no beer volcanoes and strip factories.
The following table shows the outcomes based on the above values:
 	Flying Spaghetti Monster exists (p) 	Flying Spaghetti Monster does not exist (1-p)
Worship of Flying Spaghetti Monster (B) 	+ ∞ (Heaven with beer volcano and strippers) 	0
Non-worship of Flying Spaghetti Monster (~B)	− ∞ (Hell with stale beer and strippers with vaginal diseases)	0
With the value of p being a given in the above table, each individual can affect the state B. Hence, by selecting B as true (worship of Flying Spaghetti Monster), the individual has an average outcome of (∞ + 0) / 2, which rounds to ∞.
From here, it is obvious that the most rational thing to do is to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster by dressing as a pirate and not working on Fridays.
(As a side note, using the fact that the outcome is in fact ∞, one can easily substitute this back into the original table to find out that indeed, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. This can be seen as proof of the existence of FSM).
Category:Pastafarianism
Flying fuck

The Flying Fuck (a.k.a. the Angelic Boff, the Faery Fuck, the Floating Shag, and the Communion of Doves with Other Doves) is the 35th sexual position described in the Kama Sutra. This position is considered to be one of the most difficult to achieve. It should not be confused with flying frucks, a species of mischievous winged gremlin.
==The position==
In order to achieve the flying fuck, the two partners must first grow magnificent, feathery wings. This can be accomplished through fasting and meditation. The wings may take up to eight months to grow. Winged individuals often find that the left wing is loopy, making references to rights, liberal lefts, and it is fine with going both ways, while the right wing is soft and snuggly violent and difficult to control. Once both partners have their wings, they ascend into the sky and fuck like the human race is endangered. Concentration is key at this point, lest the two participants forget to flap continuously and the flying fuck degenerates into the often fatal 36th Kama Sutra position, generally known as the "crash landing fuck" (a.k.a. the "Human Pizza" and "The Slow Death Rattle of Patadravya the Idiot"). A variation of the position is the "flying wank", which is self-explanatory.
==History==
It is well known that the famous Greek child pornographer Daedalus attempted to perform the flying fuck position on his own son, Icarus. Unfortunately, while Daedalus was sodomizing his son, they both flew too close to the sun and erupted in flames. This shows that pedophiles can't fly and have sex at the same time, not unlike Jack Nicholson.
The flying fuck achieved the "height" of its popularity in fifth-century Athens, where it was customary to give a flying fuck to visitors from Sparta. Plato's script-treatment Symposium describes this tradition in detail. The Spartans, ashamed and angry about being molested by winged lechers, attacked Athens in 431 B.C., starting the Pelopr0nnisian War.
In modern times, most people don't have the time to spend eight months meditating in order to grow wings, and so the position has largely fallen out of favor, and few actually give a flying fuck. Some argue that couples who copulate in airplanes are in fact engaging in a "flying fuck", but true devotees of the Kama Sutra know this to be utter bollocks, as it is the plane, not the couple, that is flying.
==See also==
*Biggles
*Flying Gypsies
Category:aviation
Category:dangerous
Flynn

Flynn is an American business magnate, inventor of the Game Grid, and CEO of Encom from 1981-1994. He is also an avid bowler, drug enthusiast, and messiah of the imaginary "program people".
==Biographical Data==
Born without a first name, "The Dude" Flynn was one of the most innovative game programmers of his era. His now legendary 1976 first person shooter, Space Paranoids, was one of the earliest games to employ artificial intelligence, light sourcing, and polygonal rendering, an amazing accomplishment considering that processors capable of running the game would not be invented for another twelve years. He went on to falsely claim credit for programming Donkey Kong, Mario Brothers, and Dig Dug. 
After dropping seventeen hits of black Owsley acid in 1981, Flynn broke into Encom's R&D labs and hacked into the MCP, appointing himself president of the company. He was later found curled into a fetal position, mumbling incoherently about "I/O towers" and "Grid Bugs."
As it turned out, Flynn had introduced a complex virus into Encom's mainframe that caused every program in the system to run improperly and give their users lip. This new operating system was so successful that every other software company on earth began to follow this example. To this day, Flynn insists that programs are actually sentient creatures who wear tight fitting leotards, play frisbee a lot, and worship humans as gods.
He was finally institutionalized in 1994, after attempting to marry his childhood sweetheart, an accounting subroutine consisting of four lines of code.
==The First Troll==
Flynn is credited with inventing "Trolling" due to his propensity to screw with people's heads on dial-up servers and BBSs during the early eighties. He pioneered the technique of convincing teenage boys that he was a hot chick and then verbally abusing them to see how much they would take. He would also occasionally confess to being a billionare industrialist, but as he didn't actually believe it himself, nobody else seemed to fall for it either, despite the fact that it was true. At one point, according to the memoirs of Alan One, he had a chart on his office wall that read, "Tards fragged by Flynn" followed by a bunch of meaningless scribble that was presumably meant to be users' handles. Towards the end, Flynn's drug addiction and increasingly erratic devotion to "Tard Fragging" became too much for the stockholders to tolerate. Encom was finally de-rezzed in 2002, after allegations of fraud dating back 20 years were finally proved in court.
==Related Articles==
*LSD
*Programmer
*Code
*Messiah
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Category:Fictional American people
Category:Firstnameless
Category:Film characters
Category:Random
Fog

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Fog is a meteorological phenomenon which is extremely difficult for the average person to understand.
==A Feeble Attempt to Describe Fog==
Fog is notoriously difficult to describe in detail, since it is often confused with many other unclear and nebulous concepts, such as smog, smoke, smoke-filled smog, military intelligence, and Campbell's Pea Soup. In sufficient quantity, fog also has the ability to cloud clear thinking and writing skills, and makes for long run-on sentences that tend to go nowhere and just ramble on and on about nothing important and pathetically fades off into the obscured distant...
==London Fog==
London is particularly famous for its breathtaking and majestic fog, which regularly blankets the entire city like a warm cozy blanket. Many romantic ballads have been written describing in intimate detail the soft glowing greyness that rises like a phantom from the Thames and closes in on the cityscape each and every morning and is punctuated by the occasional loud thuds of colliding vehicles and pedestrians as they attempt to make their dismal way through the sad atmospheric moistness to their depressing dead-end jobs. In fact, no part of London itself has been clearly spotted since the mid 1940's, causing some people to wonder if London even exists outside of dimly recalled memories.
       
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Folding@home

Folding@home is a distributed laundering project from Stanford University that continuously and repeatedly simulates variations of laundry folding, by utilizing a small percentage of a person's time through magic and beer. Nobody, not even the developers at Stanford, understand how this works, but it does.
==Project significance==
Accurate simulations of laundry folding and misfolding enable homemakers to better understand crease patterns, and their effect on clothing. In addition, the simulations are used in the storage of clothes, leading to better and more efficient use of drawer and closet space.
Folding@home does not rely on large laundromats for its laundry processing; instead, the primary contributors to the Folding@home project are many thousands of homemakers who have individual bags of laundry delivered to their homes along with folding instructions, much like the set of instructions to the right. The homemaker folds the laundry according to the instructions, and sends it back to the project center for analysis. Upon receipt, the laundry is carefully examined and placed in drawers, and records are kept for each piece.
==Progress and future==
As of November, 2005, Folding@home has completed over 1.5 million bags of laundry, and already made significant strides in the understanding of laundry dynamics. For instance, through the project, it was concluded that turning the clothes inside-out has little effect on crease patterns other than inverting them.
The future of the project looks good. While initially against the Folding@home project, Microsoft has recently embraced the concept, and has designed a technological marvel to help all who fold at home. Indeed, this portable device will let people fold at home... WHEN THEY ARE NOT AT HOME! That's right - not content with Folding@Home at home, developers at Microsoft have devised a device which will allow everyone to fold everywhere, appropriately titled Folding@home: On The Go. In addition, this nifty device is interfaced with the BOINC distributed processing network to form a portable software simulation net. Now, even if you don't have anything to fold, when you are not at home, you can STILL virtually Fold@home. These are indeed great times.
==See also==
*Uncyclopedia:Folding@home
Category:Internet
Category:Articles for women only
Folk etymology

Folk etymology, or pseudo-etymology, is the one and only scientific explanation of the "origins" of a word or of a part of a word, or of one or more parts of a part of a word, (Ad Letterum), or of a combination of words or a part or parts of combinations of words or of a part (or parts) of (one (or more) combination(s) of a part or parts) of a (part of a) word or combinations thereof.
Unlike actual etymologies, folk etymologies are True Revelations, which might occur when meditating on the God of Common Sense.
==Origins==
The term "folk etymology" originated in the Middle Ages in Europe when most writing was in Latin rather than the local vernaculars. Many monasteries possessed Latin Dictionaries, but vernacular dictionaries were forbidden.
Despite this restriction, in many places laymen wrote dictionaries in their own language. Since the laity was generally less educated than the clergy and nobility, they often mistook the origins of words for more novel inventions. Eventually folk etymologies became so distrusted that the term was applied to any apocryphal explanation for the origin of a word.
==Linguistics==
In linguistics, "folk etymology" refers to the modification of a word or phrase (or parts thereof), contrary to the colloquial definition provided above. One could make the rather asinine argument that misusing the term is itself modifying its meaning in popular usage, and thus a folk etymology, but technically it refers to the change of a word or phrase or part of a phrase or part of a part of a phrase (Ad Finitum) which may or may not maintain (a part or parts of) its original meaning. However, this does not impact the veracity of this article, or any damage it may do to the reader hereof.
==Examples==
In Folk Etymology, the term 'Folk Etymology' stems from:
 The study (Logy)
 of People (Folk)
 Eating (Ety)
 Moles (Molo),
 The original phrase being: Follocus Aetymoulologias. (Contraction due to so called Spaghetti_Overdosing).
==Not To Be Confused With==
*Folk Mythology
*Fork Theology - How may Angelic Beans can God hold on the back of His Holy Fork?
==See also==
*Pinokkio - F. Etymologically: O.I.C.C.O.N.I.P. (Reversal & Adaption)
*You Know Who - Yu no Hu (Misled Mutation)
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Category:Linguistics
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Food chain

The food chain is the diagram that demonstrates how all living animals, at some point, are eaten by men, men specifically called Christians, especially Christians from America. By America, I mean the United States, the nation of God, the one true God of the New Testament. His name is Jesus. That's beside the point. The main point is that all animals are here for humans, especially men, not women because they are inferior. For example, a rabbit eats grass, a cougar eats the rabbit, then the man shoots the cougar; makes the woman skin it, gut it, and cook it, then man eats the cougar, and maybe gives some to the woman if she has been good. 
==History==
Six thousand years ago, God created all the living animals, including bacteria, parasites, and viruses, for man. Men are commanded by God to subdue all animals and women because women would starve without men and eventually die because they are weak and child-like. On the other hand, men are powerful, and that is why we subdue nature. At some point in time, lets say the sixties, Liberals came around, then they were crushed, but then they came back in the eighties, then crushed again by Reagan, but then came back to life, and they said man should be below woman and should not eat animals. Liberals are evil. 
==Science==
The only science you need is the Holy Bible, son, so read up on that, then you might understand. Science is evil, so we won't get into that.
==Vegetarians==
Vegetarians are pure evil. They think animals have feelings and that we shouldn't slaughter them. Somehow, they have the guts to say that eating plants is healthy. News flash, plants aren't even alive, so how can they be healthy? They also taste like crap. I'm American, damn it; I eat red meat from an animal, an animal I killed with a gun, and my wives skinned, gutted, and cooked. Plus, vegetarians are usually gay. Gays can't even get married in America, so who cares what they think.
==The Food Chain Today==
Liberals, like the idiots they are with their facts and their science,say that animals are dying off, left and right. Animals are not in peril of extinction like liberals say. There are so many. Too many to count; in fact, I couldn't count all of them on one hand, even. Animals are here to die, so get used to it, liberals. I swear, liberals are probably manifestations of Satan.
Just do what the food chain says to do. Eat all the living animals you can. Since proper woman can't read, you should tell your wife to cook your food and be happy with the scraps she gets, and that if she was allowed to eat what you eat, she would be fat and disgusting.
Category:Food
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:Confusing, but sounds scientific
Category:Evolution
Food pyramid

The food pyramid is a hypothetical dietary paradigm in nutrition, promulgated by godless evolutionists and the United States Foodstuff and Druggist Administration.
==Historical background==
Way back in 1944, while working on the Manhattan Project, noted physicist and part-time busboy Tits McGee tried to apply group theory and the brand-spanking-new laws of quantum cheddardynamics to the strange science of nutrition. His proposed theory would soon set the standard for which all people's diets should be composed. Before its invention, people typically ate whatever they pleased, including horse manure, cow tongue, and all sorts of other weird shit you wouldn't normally eat. In 1955 Tits McGee received the Nobel Prize for Diet Cleansing and was nominated "The Man of the Year". Unfortunately, Tits McGee died the very next day from a massive heart attackbrought on by healthful food. This led many to question whether his pyramid was in fact a good idea. By the next year, however, nobody seemed to give a shit about what they should be eating and everybody had chosen to ignore this idiotic contraption. (Oh shut up, you ignore it too.)
==Historical foreground==
thumb|left|250px|Today's food pyramid 
After years of much head scratching and soul searching, not to mention therapeutic wanking and high-energy cooking experiments, the physics community finally settled on a highly abstract seventeen-dimensional pyramidal structure that successfully incorporates all known foods and condiments. As an unexpected bonus, the super-symmetric model has also predicted an additional 131,072 previously unknown resonances of pasta, of which at least a few should be reproducible in today's largest and most expensive Italian restaurants.
==Historical high-ground==
thumb|400px|Make sure to eat from every food group!
By April 2005 the Bush Administration had syphoned enough funds from NASA, AIG, DHS, the CIA, the FDIC, the DEA, the FBI, and Laura's petty cash drawer to print billions and billions of multicoloured stickers depicting a dumbed-down pyramid with an emaciated male stick figure humping it. By federal law, the stickers are now on all packages of food and food byproducts, along with a generalised disclaimer that the Theory of Nutrition is just a theory, not to be misconstrued as established fact.
==See also==
*Pyramid scheme
*Propaganda
*Snack
Category:Health
Category:Food
Category:Egypt
pt:Pirâmide alimentar
Footsex

Footsex is a form of sexual expression by using your feet. Before you know it, your feet have a mind (and stench if they're not showered) of their own! Your toes will crave for that sensational feeling between them, and no... that's not the lint. You'll be a pedophile before you know it (pedo meaning feet of course). What reeks!?!
==History of Footsex==
Once upon a time, during the French Revolution, Footsex started as an interpretive dance for the French soldiers at war to keep them occupied. Soldier George W Bush was one of the most enthusiastic practitioners of this pastime. Bush enjoyed it so much that he moved to the New World and named it 'The United States of Footdom'. Spain had a problem with the name, wanting to keep it America which means bull.
==What is Footsex==
==="How do I have Footsex?"=== 
What you do is wait until your victim is unprepared, ninja up behind them and wait until they bend over... Stick your foot between their legs.... and then... rub your foot.... on their foot. This is known as Foot Rape, it is not yet a federal offense though it is outlawed in Kansas on account of too many incest toes running about. It is the only way to have Footsex, any other is just wrong. Many people (especially Europeans) seem to think that ramming the foot and foot area into the victims anus is the most pleasurable way to have footsex. This however is not footsex...but a different form of anal sex created by Paul McCartney in the 1960's. 
===Protection===
After Footsex became a very popular recreation in the United Kingdom, FTD's (Foot Transmitted Diseases) became a problem worse than myspace. To solve the growing problem famous scientist Svante August Arrhenius came up with the idea of a "Foot Condom" otherwise known as a sock. A foot condom comes in a variety of colors and styles. Such as; sports socks (for the athletic footsexers), tube socks (for the more traditional), toe socks (for those hard to reach places), knee highs (for the very protective), and nylons (for that slippery smooth feeling). Remember to use a foot condom! mwahahaha!
==="Super Protection"===
Because foot condoms can break, the Egyptians invented a stronger condom, called a shoe, for those people who don't want to have to pay child support.
But perhaps the strongest form of protection of all is the soccer cleat. The supple leather means the ultimate pleasure for your partner and the metal studs at the bottom means you can easily cut through your victims colon and intestines with ease.
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