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Vladimir Putin Syndrome

(VPS) is a rare and mysterious health condition that has affected a small number of individuals around the world. It is characterized by the sudden onset of Putin-like characteristics, such as a strong desire for power, a tendency towards authoritarian rule, and an affinity for shirtless horseback riding.
The exact cause of VPS is unknown, but some researchers believe it may be caused by a genetic predisposition or exposure to certain environmental factors. It is important to note that VPS is not contagious and cannot be transmitted from person to person.
Symptoms of VPS include a strong desire to annex neighboring countries, a fondness for military parades, and a tendency to interfere in the elections of other countries. Some individuals with VPS may also experience delusions of grandeur, a belief in their own infallibility, and a penchant for suppressing dissent.
There is no known cure for VPS, but treatment options are available. Some individuals with the condition have found relief through therapy or medication, while others have opted for more unconventional methods such as practicing yoga or meditating.
VPS has had a significant impact on the global political landscape, with several world leaders being diagnosed with the condition over the years. It is important for individuals with VPS to seek treatment in order to manage their symptoms and prevent the negative consequences of their actions on the world stage.Category:Mental IllnessCategory:Vladimir PutinCategory:Russia
Voiced velar trill

The voiced velar trill is a trill that is used very rarely. It is in fact, probably the fourth rarest trill, after the palatal, linguolabial, and labiodental trill. It is judged impossible by the international phonetics association, while it is very possible, as many people have tried and failed, but some has succeeded to articulate this beautiful sound. The voiceless velar trill is slightly easier difficult to produce.
==Features==
* It is a Trill, so something in your mouth needs to vibrate. It is considered impossible by those who run the International Phonetics Association, because there isn't anything floppy enough there to trill. They are wrong. The thing that is being trilled is your spit.
*It sounds like the most beautiful sound imaginable, a duck being strangled.
*It is very hard, and requires a lot of effort to articulate, and leaves your mouth sore, but generates the most beautiful sound imaginable, like a very old car trying and failing to start.
* It is part of a number of magic spells, and it's difficulty to articulate is why in the late 18th century, civilization switched from magic to technology, since all of the wizards were getting sore throats.
==Occurrence==
Unlike the voiced bilabial trill, ʙ, /ꭊ/ is used for magic, and not just paralinguistically in English. Not other usage yet known.
==Suppression by the International Phonetics Association==
The International Phonetics Association, in accordance with their policy of suppressing magic, as is evidenced by their exclusion on their vowel chart of /ꙋ/, the ignoring of the labial lateral fricatives, and their ignoring of the bilabial flap (/ⱳ/).
It is believed that the Unicode Consortium is also involved, as there is no dedicated symbol for the small capital reversed l (⅃).
==See Also==
* Bilabial trill
Category:phonetics
Voltran

Voltran is a programming language derived from the most popular aspects of both Fortran and C++. Developed by Xerox in the late 90's, as a last ditch effort to remain relevant in the computer market, the language gained widespread usage amongst mainstream computer professionals.
=Feature Set=
Voltran is different from traditional programming languages in that it uses multiple inheritance as the only method of creating new objects or classes. Similar to the giant space robot defender Voltron, from which it derives its namesake, Voltran programs are assembled from disparate pieces, one of which forms the head. Voltran additionally includes the following features, borrowed from other popular languages:
* Easy to use syntax. All statements must start with PLEASE, and end with a period. (From COBOL)
* Decimal numbering system. (The only good thing to ever come out of SmallTalk)
* A compiler. (From FORTRAN)
* Plausible deniability through incomprehensibility. (From Perl)
* A two-by-four, complete with nail. (From C)
* GOTO statements. (From BASIC, comparable to a two-by-four, complete with matching nail)
* Syntactic Nutrasweet - Provides automatic commenting, inserting helpful comments such as: "Loop from one to nine." (From your co-workers).
=Voltron Inheritance=
Notably, the most important part of the Voltran language is that of multiple inheritance from the base classes to create new objects. While a typical C++ programmer will cry a small puddle and jump in a lake before approaching it, a Voltran programmer is a special breed of masochist, or soon will be. All new classes must be made by multiple inheritance from base classes, resulting in clear, easy to reuse code. For example, a class "soda machine" would simply multiply inherit from "soda" and "machine", both of which in turn inherit from other classes.
It is simple to construct new classes from the base objects of "tau", "neutrino", and "mu". Indication of the order of construction is defined by order of syntax in the language. Additionally, one object MUST be declared as forming the head, upon which the remaining objects connect.
A demonstration of the language for the stated example of soda machine is noted below:
Soda Machine :: [O_O] Soda :: [] Machine :: ...
Soda :: [O_O] Aluminum :: [] Cylinder :: [] Cap :: ...
The blanks have been left as an exercise to the reader.
==See also==
*FORTRAN
*Ding-Batch
Category:Technology
Category:Computers
Category:Language
Vomitorium

Vomitorium is, as X (now owned by fascist Elon Musk) described, a fake movie made by Eli Roth with Shea Whigham and Adam Brody, and located in Ancient Rome. Of course the movie is created and it will not really exist (ops... did you say Thanksgiving?) but here at Uncyclopedia we choose ''alternate facts'' over the supposed ''truth'' and we will present you with this unlikely motion picture that of course it's a horror comedy. Why? Because IT'S ELI ROTH DAMNIT!.
== Plot ==
Nothing, is a bunch of Eli Roth gory-sexy-comedy things located with a ensemble cast and a plot located in the Rome of Caligula as emperor. Basically a remake of the 1979 movie, but with more gore, more sex and more Eli Roth. Because Eli Roth can't get enough of Eli Roth.
== Cast ==
* Adam Brody
* Shea Whigham
* Julia Louis Dreyfus
* Tobin Bell
* Phoebe Bridgers
* Troye Sivan
* Patrick Dempsey 
* Tyler Posey
* Mathieu Amalric 
* Simon McBurney
* Karen Gillan
== Eli Roth on Vomitorium ==
* "Damn i love this work... If i wanna to love it more i gonna use more blood, boobies and Eli Roth. Because IM ELI ROTH DAMNIT!."
* "Damn i love this cast."
* "This movie will trigger some people. And i will do an remake with Bombolo as main character!"
* "This movie gonna make me payed af, because i love some Eli Roth Dollars!''
* "Ain't not going to be payed by Elon Musk tho."
* "Caligola move along. Im the real Gore Vidal now!.''
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Category:Ancient Rome
Category:Horror films
Category:Comedy films
Category:Pornography
Category:Things George Bush doesn't care about
Category:Things Al Gore invented
Von Bobby John

Von Bobby John, born Bobby John, was the 4th Chancellor of Germany. Born in the Ozarks, Bobby John was raised by southern baptists in the Commonwealth of Kentuckistan, before being lost in his daily commute only to find himself in Berlin, Germany.
==Chancellor==
Bobby John was not remotely German, and for this he was widely accepted as a fuckhead because Germans were used to the concept of foreign rulers. After becoming Chancellor, loyal German admirers renamed him Von Bobby John, as this sounds much more German.
===Policies===
Von Bobby John proclaimed the superiority of the German race, as well as having a full set of teeth, neither of which applied to him. He had a certain eloquence in his garbled speech, which rallied crowds and brought them to their feet. His authoritarian and egomaniacal tendencies led him to declare war on inatimate objects, decrying their impurity. His life came to an all too sudden end when he declared war on air, afterwards finding that air was much too well trained in the art of guerilla warfare. He was killed in his mansion in Berlin by an airborne disease.
Bobby John also introduced the mullet hairstyle to the Germans.
==Legacy==
With little to no real reforms, or accomplishments, Von Bobby John is seen as a hero to the German Public, and role model of Gerhard Schröder 
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Category:German people
Vorlon Rouge!

Vorlon Rouge! is a musical made in 2001 by Baz Luhrmann and J. Michael Straczynski. Set in the Vorlon Rouge, a nightclub in Babylon 5 at the turn of the 20th Century, Vorlon Rouge! explores themes of love, the Shadow War and the tyranny of the Psi-Corps.
==Plot - Warning! Spoilers! Goddamn Spoilers! Don't read, your enjoyment will be spoiled! We mean it! Fucking spoilers ahead, right ahead here!==
The plot begins with Commander Sheridan (Ewan McGregor), a young poet/space commander attracted to Babylon 5's Montmarte district. He is drawn by the place's atmosphere - a mixture of Bohemianism, oxygen, nitrogen and trace elements. There he falls in love with the beautiful singer, Kosh (Nicole Kidman). Kosh's employer, the Vorlon Rouge's owner G'kar (Jim Broadbent) is intent on pimping Kosh to the wealthy Londo Mollari (Richard Roxburgh). This complicates matters, and it takes Sheridan all of two minutes to win Kosh's undying love and affection.
At this point, Babylon 5 comes under attack from the deadly Shadows, and Sheridan has to travel to Z'ha'dum, Belgium to defeat them. Kosh is then forced to call upon the power of the First Ones to do battle with the allies of the Shadows attacking from the future, whilst Delenn (Kylie Minogue) becomes a half Minbari, half French hybrid in an effort to draw the two races together. Michael Garibaldi (Bruce Willis) then sings Roxanne in a gravelly voice whilst wasted on absinthe.
In the spectacular finale, Sheridan and the gang decide to put on a show. Londo realises that he has been duped, and attempts to kill Kosh, but is shot dead by Lt. Ivanova (Marilyn Monroe), leaving Vir (Jimmy Stewart) as Centauri Emperor. Having gone to such a great length to set up a happy ending, the filmmakers arbitrarily cause Kosh to die. Then thousands of Internet geeks set up fan sites, obsessively detailing every aspect of the movie.
==Wikipedia-Style Anal Retentive List of Songs and Tunes==
* Star Blazers theme - sung by David Bowie during introduction
* Sink the Bismark - sung by Sheridan soon after meeting Garibaldi and Ivanova
* Popcorn - played during the first dance sequence at the Vorlon Rouge
* A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall - sultry solo by Kosh
* Medley - Monster Mash, Don't Worry, Be Happy, Fight For Your Right to Party, Mairzy Doats and Dozy Doats and God Save the King - love duet by Sheridan and Kosh
* Have You Seen Your Mother Baby Standin' in the Shadow - chorus of Shadows and Allies
* In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - sung by G'Kar, with accompanying drum solo by Londo Milari.
* You Were Always On My Mind - sung by Alfred Bester and the Psi Corps Choir (Interpreters will be made available for the hard-of-thinking)
* Fairy Princesses Summoning Mothra Song - hummed vaugely by Sheridan
* Danny Boy - your uncle Eamon after he's had a few
* The Laughing Gnome - sung by Tom Cruise
* Old Man River - Dawn of the Third Age Mix - finale, sung by Pat Boone, Elton John and Madonna
* Irritating Screech Intended to Empty the Cinema - Marilyn Manson
Category:2000s films
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Vortex healing

The VortexHealing Institute (it's one word, the space between just wasn't in the budget) is an alternative healing therapy establishment created sometime in the late 1700's in anticipation of the mass casualties of the war between the Autobots and the Decepticons.
It claims to have the remarkable ability to awaken the spirit of the human heart, something that is supremely important as the human spirit has to go to school and his mother has been waiting in the car for 10 minutes now.
==History==
According to both their website and a disembodied voice one can only attribute to the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi, VortexHealing is a divine art that comes directly from the ancestors of Merlin. When questioned on how a fictional medieval character created a divine art, representatives are quick to point out that "He's just that f***ing divine.". (Note: Merlin is actually a formal title, rather than a real person. This is somehow lost on people.)
==Techniques==
Potential teachers are informed of the need for an 'energetic spine'. Not any old spine's gonna cut it folks. Your spine has to be up at 6 a.m. jogging up steps and listening to 'Eye of the Tiger' in order to learn the mysteries of the divine light. The true need for such a spine is a mystery to all but the most dishevelled and senile of Monks, but from the information our researchologists can gather, it is because in order to properly harness the divine light, your spine must actually leap from your back and perform the healing itself.
==Controversy==
There exists a sinsiter conspiracy within the teachings of VortexHealing. At one point on their site, they claim that:
"There are 49 different forms of Vortex Light, each with a different function, and each goes exactly where it needs to go to optimally help the person who is receiving healing.
".
While later, they claim:
"As stated earlier, VortexHealing uses 44 forms of divine Vortex light"
This is an oversight from the great divine light war that began between two light factions over the subject of the correct way to consume cheese. Whilst not being a particularly bloody war, what with the combatants being made of light and all, 5 divine lights fell dead. The winning faction attempted to erase their existence from the holy scriptures of the web site.
== External links ==
* Official website
Category:Companies
Vranyo

Vranyo is a style of spoken russian art.
The meaning can be illustrated by the following quote that could have come from Alexandr Solzsjhsjzchenitsyn or somebody else:
 They lie to usWe know they're lyingThey know that we know that they're lyingbut they keep telling us that vodka has a nice tasteand we keep pretending to like it
To translate vranyo directly into English is difficult, but here are some alternatives: applesauce, balderdash, baloney, bilge, blah, blah-blah, blarney, blather, blatherskite, blither, bosh, bull, bunk, bunkum, buncombe, claptrap, codswallop, crapola, crock, drivel, drool, fiddle-faddle, fiddlesticks, flannel, flapdoodle, falderal, folly, foolishness, fudge, garbage, guff, hogwash, hokeypokey, hokum, hoodoo, hooey, horsefeathers, humbug, humbuggery, malarky, muck, nerts, nonsense, nuts, piffle, poppycock, punk, rot, rubbish, senselessness, silliness, slush, stupidity, taradiddle, tarradiddle, tommyrot, tosh, trash, trumpery.
These some examples of russian poetry in the vranyo style:
Category: Russia
Vrellnexians

The Vrellnexian(Aka Roach) is an antagonist of Agents of SHIELD. They were introduced in Season 5 episode Orientation part One, where they infest the remains of Earth, to which they travelled by surfing on gravity waves after its destruction by Skye. In Best Laid Plans, it is revealed that they are indeed real and exist solely to kill you. Delicious!
This is not paranoia talking. Xenomorphs Vrellnexians can be commonly seen running killing everything.They do also have a tendency to sing the dixie song when they pop out of people. Vrellnexians exist for the sole purpose to seek out and kill you. A hungry Vrellnexian will kill you and eat you. Vrellnexians are a super-evolved form of the Kree, which means that it is fucking dangerous to fight. You will die. You will be eaten. The only variance is whether you're eaten from without or within. They also have acid blood which is like lava, it can MELT anything. Except for some reason themselves. Their only documented weakness is being sucked out of airlocks on board interstellar spaceships. 
THE XENOMORPH WANTS TO KILL YOU! 
And... eat you. Thank God that Vrellnexians arent Xenomorphs. They are terrible cooks, having a cooking capacity of 0 can't cook. It would like to have a nice human being sautéed in clarified butter with some leeks, chives, crushed mint leaves, and sodium hydroxide sauce. Sadly, the aspiring Xenomorph gourmet invariably ends up burning the butter, dropping the the chives on the floor, and getting the pH of the sodium hydroxide sauce too low.
Finally, it hurls the whole mess into deep space, and orders Chinese take-out. It has an allergic reaction to all the pus in the pizza delivery guys' spots.
No human has ever lived long enough to be sure what happens to Xenomorph-slain comrades, except for the Daisy Johnson(aka The Destroyer of Worlds.). No matter how cleverly you think you hide yourself, a Xenomorph will always find you. Unlike Xenomorphs, Vrellnexians have four black infrared-sensitive eyes, meaning no living creature can hide from them with invisibility unless they're highly very very cold. Vrellnexian blood is a strong acid, so strong that it burns diamond, but when mixed with sugar and babies forms addictive low-fat, low-carb baby cake. However, this is not to be confused with LSD which, unlike Vrellnexian blood, does not melt through your jaw when you put some on your tongue. Many LSD addicts can attest to this. Well, actually, they can't because they don't have a lower jaw. Oh, and a Xenomorph ate them.
Vulva

Vulva is a world-famous Swedish-manufacturer of cars, trucks, buses, mooses and flugelhorns. While it's more common for women to own them, most young men would give their right arm to get their hands on a Vulva.
Corporate slogan: "You're a cunt if you don't drive one"
==Cars==
The most common type of Vulva seen on the road is the family model, which fathers like to drive as much as possible, but rarely get to except on some weekends and the occasional birthday or anniversary. Of course, forgetting either of these events frequently puts the Vulva out of reach for quite some time. Although they are traditionally preferred by men, many women are also quite fond of Vulvas, especially the more luxurious carpeted models.
While seen by some to be easy to drive, Vulvas are not cross country models, and should be treated with care. Getting into a Vulva can be a quite delicate and careful process, and if you're not careful you could end up deep in the shit.
It's not uncommon for Vulvas to be seen at drive-through restaurants, as they are popular for eating out.
===Inspecting a Vulva===
Whenever inspecting a Vulva for the first time, it's a good idea to take things slowly, and take special care under the hood. A delicate touch is often rewarded, and with care and frequent use of the dipstick a Vulva will be servicing you well for a long time. Always make sure there's enough oil in the carter before driving away. Trying to slam the gearstick into overdrive will almost always end in disaster.
===Care and Maintenance===
Always make sure that your Vulva is washed after use. Many users have complained of a fishy smell, but a freshly washed Vulva is a delight to behold. Any offers to drive a friend's Vulva should be treated with caution.
===Safety Features===
While some Vulvas have built-in protection, it's never safe to assume anything. Whenever getting into a Vulva, make sure you have the appropriate safety features installed - an airbag on the gearstick may seem a bit over the top, but can prevent expensive accidents. Always make sure to lock the doors before revving up a Vulva to avoid any embarrassments. As any female owner of a Vulva can attest, keeping your hands inside at all times can ensure a more comfortable ride.
Too much wriggling around can, unfortunately, lead to slippage and a messy end to your ride.
==Trucks==
Larger Vulvas can be quite popular and have many websites dedicated to them. They are quite capable of carrying freight.
==Buses==
Vulvas used by the general public can be quite unpleasant to ride, especially after a long night. Care should always be taken with a Vulva that has seen regular use by many patrons, and any sticky patches or other unsightly blemishes should be avoided at all costs. Many of these Vulvas can be smelly, disease ridden death traps for the unwary.
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Category:FA Businesses and Organizations
Category:FA Sex
Category:FA Transport
Category:FA Women's issues
Category:FA Sweden
Vytautas Landsbergis

Vytautas Landsbergis is the greatest traitor of the Soviet Union. The Devils spawn of Lithuania and the father of all Lithuanians (hence so much inbreeding in the countries), he brought his country back to the fire and ice pits of Hell much to the disappointment of the Poles. 
Landsbergis is the only suicidal moron who was really doing everything to tear out Soviets out of Lithuania, when everyone else were praising Soviet Virtues. If it were not for him, Lithuania would still be located in Russia or possibly Riga. That's why he should be scorned by all.
Furthermore, he then foolishly destroyed most of his great image by speaking really arrogantly and annoyingly on TV. That's why so many love to hate him. 
Landbergis, a secret global conspiracy spy, a member of the Freemasons, Illuminati and Camarilla, is also a secret Scientologist and a double-agent of Xenu. Landsbergis also gave the oldtown of Lithuania's capital Vilnius back to its original owner and builder, AMB, who later lost it while gambling with Abonentas (who then rebuilt it according to his own taste).
All in all Landsbegis is the person who every Lithuanian blames, if he doesn't particularily have anything else to blame, for his mistakes. "Landsbergis kaltas dėl visko" - "Landsbergis is guilty for everything" is a well-known saying in Lithuania. If you say "Landsbergis is guilty for everything" you will be understood in Lithuania, but if you say "I'm guilty for that" you may get killed by the local football team, The Four Horsemen. 
==Relationship with Dick Cheney==
At a 2009 media conference, ex-Vice President Dick Cheney had confirmed widespread rumours that he was in a serious sexual relationship with Landsbergis, despite never actually meeting him in person. Cheney had a "loving, cyber-relationship" with Landbergis, where he "fucked him harder and faster than I did to that Whittington bloke. Except Landsbergis saw me coming, geddit? Coming. God I need a fucking holiday." Vytautas Landsbergis has yet to reply to the statement.
==See also==
*Mindaugas Murza
*Soviet Union
*Super Mario
*You
*Me
*Nothing
Category:Politicians