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Bannana Yellow

"Ah hello ol friend do you see what I see? I see bannana yellow, the color of pee! When I see yellow I don't get mellow ol fellow. I get happy with a smile that goes as long as a mile! Ah but wouldn't you know? That bannanas put on quite a good show! They give very much nutrients that help you grow! But then let's not forget the bad things they do. Like killing your family and the all your pets too! They gouge out their eyes and laugh at their pain! And that's why bannanas like to kill when theres lots and lots of rain, the drizzly water gives such a spectacle. Even when they're chopping off a testicle! Ah now ol friend have you seen what I mean? That when bannanas smile they'll eat you like a green!"
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Banned Henry Danger Episode: "Everyone Dies"

I had a friend that worked on those awful new Nickelodeon shows like Sam and Cat. He joined in 2005, the year Nick had fallen to the dumpster. He worked on a new show, it was called "Henry Danger", at first I thought it was decent and decided to watch some of the episodes he sent me and boy were they awful. I now had a hatred for that show, anytime anyone would ask about it, I would say "I don't want to talk about it" and they would call me a "loser cuck", those assholes, they don't know how bad this show is.
So, I was talking to my friend and he sent me an episode they were working on called "Everyone Dies", and I thought it would be better than the actual show and maybe darker (since I had a taste for horror). I decided to view it and said I would love to have a copy. He sent me a copy of it and I watched it, boy was it unpleasant.
It shows Henry Hart, played by a different actor, 21-years-old and fresh out of college, texting someone. It revealed who he was texting when it zoomed onto the phone, it was Charlotte (The main female, also played by a completely different actor, and also college graduate), they were talking about how they would have sex in private. I was a little disturbed on the subject of sex in a family-friendly television show. It cut to a picture of Henry and Charlotte having sex, they were naked. After they had sex, the phone rang and Henry answers it. It was Captain Man, calling to say that Henry was fired and that he was worthless to him now.
Henry smashes the phone to pieces in his hand. He goes back to having sex with Charlotte, it actually did show the actors naked, until Henry starts to fuck her hard, and I puked all of the chewy bar I was eating. It cut to Captain Man fighting the villain dubbed as "Professor Satan", and got punched in the balls by Professor Satan. Professor Satan puts a gun to Captain Man's head, and Captain Man starts to cry and tears are streaming down his face at a heavy rate. 
SPLAT!
Professor Satan presses the trigger and blows a hole in Captain Man's head. The thing was, it looked so real, the blood and everything looked so real, I know this is live-action and is supposed to look that way but, wow it looked more real than usual. It cuts back to Henry and Charlotte, still having sex. Henry starts to cum after a large fuck, and hears the phone ring and answers it. 
"Hey, is this Henry Hart?" asks the man on the phone.
"Yes, why?" replies Henry.
"Captain Man is... dead" replies the man on the phone.
Professor Satan is seen behind Henry, and Henry spins around and sees him. Henry tries to punch him but misses and ends with Satan using Charlotte as a sex slave in hell due to Henry's failure. Also, at the end of the episode Henry kills himself.
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Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Barbie

You all have heard of the Barbie Doll. I know you have. This story starts out on a late November evening. My sister was having a birthday party.
I snuck upstairs into my sisters room. As every boy, I hate Barbie Dolls. So, I started to tear their heads off. I set the Barbies back where I found them— headless. I went back downstairs.
Later that night, after the party, my sister went into her room. I heard a bloody scream. She runs to my mom with a headless Barbie Doll. She blamed me, but I denied. My mom didn't fall for it, so I got sent to my room.
It is now 8:30 pm. Everything is too quiet. My sister has gone to bed and I am alone— in the dark. I try to fall asleep for a half hour. I open my eyes halfway. I see a shadow forming from the light from under my door. I thought it was my sister trying to scare me. So I told "her" to stop. The light disappeared from under the door. So I went back to sleep.
About 5 minutes later, the door opens. A Barbie Doll falls down in the doorway. I think it is my sister again. So, I throw my pillow and it lands on top of the doll. I close my eyes. A couple second later, a pillow hits me in the head. I look and the doll is standing upright in the door way.
The lights in the hall turn on and I see that the Barbie's head is crooked. I sit up. The doll walks to the center of the room. I arm myself with a blanket. The Barbie lunges toward me. I open the blanket. When it hits the blanket, I close it.
It is now like 9:30 pm and I have a rabid Barbie in a blanket. I stay up all night, firmly grasping the blanket covered doll.
When morning struck, I went outside with the doll. My mom was going to work. I said I couldn't sleep and said goodbye. I quickly tossed the Barbie under the tire as she was pulling out. the doll's body exploded and the head flattened. My mom didn't notice. I knew my sister was waking up soon, so I cleaned up the mess and tossed it into the trash. I rushed inside and played Fallout 3 on the Xbox 360.
That is why I am now afraid of Barbie dolls. I no longer tear their heads off. My sister never noticed (or anyone else). Now she has outgrown Barbies and hates them, like me.
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Barbie the Killer Doll

I can't say this,I really can't. If anyone is reading this,Do not delete this page,It's too dangerous.
I guess that some dolls are possessed by many spirits. And that It is unknown how they are there.
Date: May 1,2011
Hi,this is not happening right now,I was 10 when this happened,It was May 11,2011. The last day of school would be in 19 days.
Like any day around this time,My sister was playing with her Barbie dolls. She played for hours,But then,she discovered something.
Her Barbie doll was possessed.
She discovered it by finding out that the doll's eyes were green instead of blue.
She screamed and told Mom,Mom didn't believe her. She cried and threw the doll to the floor,she kicked it down the stairs. She shut herself in her room and didn't come out.
I,myself,wasn't sure what happened. Because It wasn't normal for her doll to be possessed. And Back then,I didn't believe in ghosts anyway.
But I do now.
Date: June 4,2013
I am now 12 years old,My sister encountered another possessed Barbie doll.
It started off with her playing with her dolls. The other doll from 2 years ago was locked up in a box and shoved way deep in her closet.
She then looked into a doll's eyes,this time,her eyes were red instead of Brown. She screamed her fucking head off.
She ran all the way outside.
She just sat on the front porch,crying. I heard her screaming,"I'm haunted!" All the way from my room.
I knew what was going on now.
There was a ghost.
I went downstairs.
I looked in her room,There laid a knife on her bed,with another one of her dolls torn open with black ink everywhere.
I was terrified.
Date: August 9,2016
I am now 15.
I got a letter today. It said: 
"Hello Ian,
I am after you.
You will die in a lot of ways.
I know where you live.
I know how you sleep.
Check your door,You will not see me.
I am a ghost.
-Barbie"
Date: November 29,2017
Hello. If you are reading this,I want to inform you that I am currently about to hang myself,I am posting one more post before I die.
My sister had died because of her Barbie doll.
Barbie slit her throat with a knife.
She shoved her body under her bed.
I want to Join my sister.
She was only 9.
So Barbie Is now coming for me next,and I thought that I must kill myself to prevent her from killing me.
So,goodbye.
This is the end of me.
I'm Sorry If I do this,but I don't wanna live without a sister.
Goodbye...
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Jornel
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Living Objects
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Suicide
BarelyBreathing.avi

Dear reader,
The story that you are about to read is based on barelybreathing.avi.
It was about 12 hours ago that I discovered "BarelyBreathing.avi". My name is to be unknown by the public but the only reason I found out about this file is because my mother is a paranormal investigator who investigates Creepypastas. One day I decided to ask her about the pasta.
We were driving home when I ask her about Barely Breathing...
"Hey Mom, I have a question. She looked at me.
"What is BarelyBreathing.avi?"
I asked her that question and she froze dead in her tracks, slamming her foot on the brakes. "
Where did you find out about that!?!" she yelled.
"I don't know." I said. She sighed.
"If you must know... It's a series of very graphic videos of disturbing things that mind-screw you. The videos are of people being tortured by a demonic thing us investigators call the Gringex..."
She let out a deep breath.
"Promise me that you will never download that file and or view it! Legend says that those who view it become the Gringex's next victim. So just drop the subject here, please."
I just nodded while forming a devious plan in my mind.
Later when I got home I waited till everyone was asleep and slipped onto my mother's laptop and hacked into her account. I opened up Firefox and began my search. It was 4 hours later and I was about to give up but then I found the download link. After downloading it a clicked on a link and it lead me to a live stream on a man that was blind folded.
Then a large creature came into view. He took a knife and began to cut away at the man's face. He started with the ears, slowly peeling them away to make it painful. Then the nose. You could hear the bone split in two. He cut his mouth and eyelids Jeff the Killer style and last he took his long fingers and pulled the man's eyes out. I felt sick. That poor man... The worst part was that he was still alive. He took the knife that he had previously and cut into this guys stomach pulling out his entrails. I was horrified and crying. I couldn't take this anymore.
I grabbed the laptop and smashed it several time before it shut off. I crawled under my covers and cried myself to sleep.
Then next day I was paralyzed in shock. I prayed that the legend wasn't true. My mother's laptop was unfix-able and so she grounded me for a year... Then the next couple years were hard but I finally moved on and am now living a very happy life. I just hope that I don't pay the price for watching that video after all, one of us could be next...
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Barf

It was summer 2013 me and my friend went to canadas wonderland and went to ride top gun the ride , when the ride hit the secoud loop i saw green spoch go by my friend and hit two passngers in the back , afther that we found out somone had barfed and the ride was colsed for 10 miuntes and the person who got bared on was screaming like crazy it was funny LOOOOL
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Category:One sentence
Barney

Have you ever notice how when children appear on T.V shows they are hardly ever seen or noticed again, like on Barney you see them on one episode and they're gone the next. Well I think I might know what happens to them.
My 4 year old son, Nathan, was invited to star in an episode of the popular kids tv show Barney and Friends™. I thought 'why not'. It would get some money to support him and it would be a learning experience. On the way there 
As soon as I saw the barney suit I thought something was off , I wasn't sure at the time what was strange about but it gave of a dry, old odor coming from the inside. I chose to ignored it because it probably just wasn't washed after the last recording.
While they rehearsed I noticed the dinosaur costumes where had a tinge of red on their hands so I said " Hey, you have some red stuff on your hands" The people in the costumes just stared at me with this creepy and murderous look in their eyes. I was really creeped out and thought I might have been offensive or something so I quieted down.
When they were filming the show I saw the other dinosaurs costumes, I think there names are B.Bop or something stupid like that, were slow and nervous around Barney, they just quickly glanced at him as if they know something we don't. Also it looked like Barney was staying near the childrens if he was studying them and there were dangerous items in the background like a blood stained scissors or a kitchen knife on the floor.
I was getting suspicious and decided to take Nathan back home after the recording session was over. As I sat up I heard a unnerving moan that called "it's over" It crackled between its short sentence almost like it was clinging on to the last remains of a painful life. Something in its voice was drawing and I beat my instinct to run away and followed the tortured cries down the studios hallways that repeated over and over "it's over" each time weaker than the next until it said something different " friends come and go" this time it was multiple voices in some strange demon voices. I turned to see a door that had a green and red liquid coming from the bottom.
I opened the door and what I saw was horrific, but a strange part of me understood it, like it was for a cause, what I saw was children with their bottom halves separated from their upper ones. They were stacked upon each other... but the weird thing was that they were all still alive.
Very much alive. They all said at once "Barney lied to us"
I realised it, that the man in the barney costume is a serial killer.
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Barney's Day Out

Let me say something: I HATE Barney. That dinosaur gets on my nerves all the time...
I wish I could punch Barney in the face... Even stuff like Tomorrow's Pioneers is less
annoying than Barney and Friends. One night, I woke up in the middle of the night.
I was so sweaty, and my body felt so bad that I couldn't get out of bed...
I decided to turn on the TV to pass time, and something caught my eye...
A Barney and Friends episode, at 3 AM? Out of curiosity I decided to watch it.
That decision was the worst one of all my life...
The episode was called "Barney's Day Out" and it was about Barney hanging out
with kids, as usual... But it was strange, because the costume looked nothing like Barney,
and it was poorly made, and that's unusual for a popular show like that...
It must have been a bootleg...
The kids did some creepy ritual to summon Barney, bringing out candles and blood to do it.
Shortly after they said some Latin spell, Barney popped out of nowhere, saying "Hi Kids! Want to have fun?"
Barney really creeped me out when he said that, I felt like I was about to puke...
The kids cheered and cheered for Barney, then Barney was getting something from a shed...
Barney grabbed out a chainsaw, and the kids had been petrified. Soon, barney was about to activate it...
The kids tried to run away, but Barney was faster. The chainsaw has been activated, they could not hide or run...
Barney caught one kid, and used his chainsaw to gut out the kids intestines, so he could put it in a mysterious plastic bag...
Barney caught two kids, and gut out their brain, and Barney said "Ooh, brain food!"
Barney caught three babies and crushed them with his bare hands, Barney said "Nice and fresh!"
Barney caught the rest of the kids, and kept gutting them out to get their body parts, and put it in his bag.
No kid survived, and Barney put them in the oven for a few hours. It was 3 hours of him just him waiting for them to be cooked...
I was half asleep, and Barney said "Barney gots to eat healthy!" and it woke me up, he started eating them, one by one,
He baked some of them into a pie, and some blended into a smoothie. The rest of the episode was him eating
the kids, with the quality become distorted second by second, it became so eye-straining and loud, but no one was woken up.
The episode started to become colorful, with colors dancing all around very fast, and it could make someone have a seizure!
I had a splitting headache, and kept puking all over the bed, and I passed out...
After a while, I was woken up by Barney's voice, Barney said "Unlock this door right now."
Eventually, he came into my room and forcefully gave me a pill that made me pass out...
Why did this happen to me? Why me?
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Barney and tiger episode

So i was on meh computer as always. and I has heard something getting thrown by the wall. I went outside cause why would i not?. it was a DVD with coolaid on it. i put that dumbass DVD. in meh computer. It had a stupid gay cartoon title. With cheeply made letters that said Barney and tiger episode 1. I already new it was going to be gay but oh it was. so it showed a cheaply realistic cut out tiger with smile doge (dog) eyes and teeth that looked like it was put by microscoft paint. And in ketchup on a gray paper it said happy birthday. Well my birthday is 1 month away. It had the stupid adult swim schedule music that nobody gives a shit about. it then showed the stupid lion that's suppose to be named paul or barney. It was very obviouse it was a damn puppet. In the damn background was just a stupid jungle wallpaper.
It then said stupid shit and this is wut it said. (sighs) was it not your body who was sucked in that...fairforthe. wtf does that even mean? he then said i am a lion...puppet (well no shit) I couldn't find tiger in days. he was just at the stupid birthday. He then said I think he's dead...there's a whole bunch of dead tigers lately...they been dying everywhere. lion then said i has (have) no clue where tiger is...i hope to die...I will...I went through the whole (damn) forest to find him and i couldn't. lion took a break then said i'm just gonna face it...tiger is dead...he is dead...i has no idea what to do now. he sound like a gay wad. he then said i just keep worriend about them...well any way i can't give up now...i has to find him in meh cause...its meh destiny...he was meh best friend...we grew up together...i can't just forget about him (yes you can). he then said we are part history together...what would i do without him. He then fucking sighed. 
It then showed him with koolaid coming out of his eyes with a stupid static sound that doesn't even sound like static. I assume they were to lazy to get real static. It was like that for 1 godamn minute!. It then went to stupid black cause they probably didn't know what else they can cheaply put. It was black for 16 seconds!  It then showed barney the stupid tiger in a musium with 2 probably fake corpses. with the gay sound from SpongeBob bootleged episode. He was just sitting there probably trying to take a shit but can't. It then went to boring dumb static. This show is so boring...you can even see on the bottom it says a url and even says GIF. So cheaply made...and not scary at all. More annoying and stupid. Then the white lady with the messed up skarey face popped up for 5 seconds (a split second) It then went cheaply black again for another 16 seconds.
And at the end the other spooky pop up came. and a skeleton popped out...
meh opinion is how very Asian and cheaply stupid made. Then the DVD came and chopped meh head off snd died. And my ghost is written this.
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Barney kills

Barney the dinosaur is a loveable Tyrannosaurus mascot.There is a lost episode.It was titled "Replace The Parents" it seemed normal until the halfway point, where Barney transformed into a terrifying beast after hearing about strict parents.He was giant, about 15 foot tall, with a theropod like-stance, and bone spikes jutting out in every place, arms, legs, back, head, chest, tail and belly.You could hear muffled screaming from inside the twisted suit, almost like the actors body was broken beyond repair, stretched and contorted to fit the suit's desire to destroy those strict parents.
Barney went insane, destroying hundreds of homes, seeming to grow slightly every time.The screams go silent after thousands of buildings, and Barney was ten times his original monster size.He reached the city.He reached the city.Barney destroyed the city, not leaving a trace of rubble.He grew.There is no hope left for earth.He destroyed the UK and has grown immeasurable in size.Earth is gone, nothing is left.All hope is lost.
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Barry Benson is Love, Barry Benson is Life

> I was only nine years old
>I loved Bee Movie so much, I owned the movie and all the merchandise
>I pray to Barry Benson every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"Barry Benson is love", I say, "Barry Benson is life"
>My Mom hears me and calls me a Stingerass
> She is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bee Movie
>I called her a bitch
> She killed my pet bee and sends me to my room
> I am buzzing now, because my bee is in pain
> I go into my hive and it is very empty
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
> I fell something sting me
> It's Barry Benson
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my hive"
> He grabs me with his tiny yet powerful bee hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my ass cheeks for Barry
> He flys into my butthole
> It stings so much, but I do it for Barry Benson
> I can feel my anus swoleing as my eyes start to water
> I push against his stinger
> I want to please Barry Benson
> He buzzes a mighty buzz as he fills my butt with his honey
> My mom walks in
> Barry Benson looks her deep in the eyes and says, "Buzz"
> Barry Benson leaves through my window
Barry Benson is love, Barry Benson is life
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