Clichéed.exe.exe

Warning: The following tale is a work of fiction and may have a slight chance of eradicating all of your existing brain cells, due to its incredible amounts of clichés and stopwatches. Whatever harm may be done to you before, when or after reading the story is your responsibility, not mine.
Also, this "Creepypasta" was made to show you, the reader, how NOT to make a Creepypasta, in case you ever get to that point.
Also, yes, this was originally posted on another wiki, but due to... reasons, I won't be mentioned it here. Anyways, it was moved to this site because of me being oblivious to the existence of this, more popular site.
With that out of the way, please enjoy Clichéed.exe.exe.
My name is Tom Kyle, and I love video games. I have played a buttload of games. Sonic, Mario, Donkey Kong, I've swung 'em all, sister! However, after what happened to me, I won't ever be playing any video games again. Ever. Except for maybe in two days, where I'll be playing my favorite game, New Super Mario Bros for the DS.
I was on my way home from school when I saw this weird old man. He came to me and said "Here, take this! You don't have to pay me, I just want it out of my hands!". Being the intelligent person I am, I took what the old man was handing me, and without a second thought, I took it home.
When I looked at the thing the old man gave me, it looked like a video game. It's name was called New Super Mario Bros 6669. Being the intelligent person I am, I shrugged off the name and plopped it into my Nintendo DS. My DS is black, by the way. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
When the game opened, it froze on the spot. Just a black screen. After approximately 6.43 seconds, a skeleton popped out. I cringed for 1.27 seconds, after which I jumped back, throwing the black DS on the floor. After 12.31 seconds, the skeleton disappeared. Then, the title screen appeared. New Super Mario Bross 6669. Despite its kinda weird name, I pushed the start button. When I did, the game froze for 2.54 seconds, after which it made a distorted laugh. After that, I was in the game.
The game didn't look like New Super Mario Bros at all. Sure, OK, it looked a little like New Super Mario Bros. There was no intro as I had remembered there was, I was just thrown directly into the map screen. The usually lush green fields were now splattered red with hypersuperduperultraomegarealistic blood. I went to the first stage everything seemed normal in the level, except for, well, you know, hypersuperduperultraomegarealistic blood.
I saw one of those question mark blocks. I jumped up into it, and a mushroom came out. However, it wasn't the usual mushroom I had seen in New Super Mario Bros. This one was dripping with hypersuperduperultrapomegarealistic blood. It left small trails of blood as it went ahead. I snatched it, however, instead of just growing bigger, I saw a pair of beastly fangs grow out of Mario's mouth. Now, i didn't stomp enemies when I tried to, well, stomp them. I bit them. Devoured them. As Mario devoured more enemies, I could see the psychotic look in his face. Was this the real him? No. It couldn't be...
I continued to devour my way through the first world. It was a piece of cake. With this new found power, I went through the levels like a hot knife through butter. After approximately 5.42 minutes if playing, I was at Bowsers castle. "This stopwatch is gonna come in real handy" I thought to myself. Anyways, I entered Bowsers castle. However, to my surprise (not really), the level was dripping with hypersuperduperultraomegarealistic blood! I was disgusted, unlike in the previous level, for whatever reason, so I decided to go through the level as fast as I could.
But I was no speedruner. I died, in the game, of course. A lot. However, after about 6 retries (good thing I counted), I came to bowsers chamber. Mario... No... The monster I was controlling was growing slightly bigger. It's look became more and more psychotic. At least more than it already was. Then, Bowser came from the right side of the screen. However, it wasn't the normal Bowser. This was the skeleton version of Bowser, but with changes. His eyes were glowing in a much stronger red than usually. Small parts of what used to be his skin was hanging on his bones. One of the spikes from his shell was stuck in his skull. This wasn't Bowser. This was... Another monster. He just looked like Bowsers skeleton. Yes. I'm sure of it.
From here on I couldn't control anything. Mario and Bowser... No, the two monster threw each other at each other. Mario got the first blood. Or bone meal. I don't care. Mario furiously bit Bowsers skeleton in the left arm. Bowsers skeleton tried shake of Mario. After about 5.41 seconds, Mario was thrown of. Mario landed on his back. He wasn't moving. Bowsers skeleton came closer. Slowly, though. After about 8.04 seconds, Mario got up, and threw a sucker punch at Bowsers skeleton, since Bowsers skeleton had come very close to Mario. Bowsers skeleton roared, and stumbled of the bridge, into the lava. However, unlike the usual cutscene in New Super Mario Bros, Bowsers skeleton didn't try to come up and out of the lava. He just sunk to the bottom, I think.
After that, Mario victoriously roared. Then, his eyes began glowing. Red. Hypersuperduperultraomegarealistic blood red. Then, as the glow intensified, Mario slowly turned his head to face me. This took all in all about 15.32 seconds. Then, just as Mario had made eye contact, the screen turned black. This went on for about 17.42 seconds. Then, Bowsers skeleton came up on my screen and it literally scared me to death.
It's been 2.24 years, and I'm still dead. No big surprise. I can't say how it is being dead. Kinda like GLADOS and Wheatleys problem in portal 2. They can't say the solution to the tests. I can't say how it is being dead. I still have no idea how I'm still writing this. Anyways, I'll be leaving now. I'm busy being, you know, dead. I'm kind of a wuss, being literally scared to death by a screamer on a bootlegged Nintendo DS game. At least the bootlegged part is the most rational conclusion. And as you know, I'm very rational.
And that's that! Now you've seen how you shouldn't be making your Creepypasta. I'm not saying you're not allowed to copy it. Just don't fill it with clichés as I INTENTIONALLY did here. So if any of your actual creepypastas are like this, don't post them on the Creepypasta Wiki. Post 'em here, on the Trollpasta Wiki!
Wanna read then awesome sequel? Well fuck you, it's not done... Or is it...?
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