Enter the Grasshopper

Enter the Grasshopper is a Kung Fu: The Legend Continues anthology fanzine.
There were three issues.
=="Get the Spirit or Tune Us Out!"==
A message from the editors in a flyer printed in The Celestial Toybox #11: 
==From the Flyer for the First Issue==
==From the Flyer for the Third Issue==
==Issue 1==
Enter the Grasshopper 1 was published in 1994 and contains 154 pages.
 
* Inside the Lacquered Box by J.M. McClure & Denysé Bridger (1)
* The Lesson of the Monkey's Paw by Cheshire de la Croix (17)
* Interlude: "The Last Wall" by Cheshire de la Croix (28)
* From Darkness to Light by Denysé Bridger (37)
* Interlude: "Dragons Live Only In Shadows" by Cheshire de la Croix (39)
* Not With a Bang, But a Chirp by Cheshire de la Croix (41)
* Bittersweet Return (original title "Undercurrents") by J.M. McClure (44)
* Interlude: "That which Cannot Be Found" by Cheshire de la Croix (68)
* With More Than Your Eyes by Cheshire de la Croix (71)
* Interlude: "KF: TLC" by Cheshire de la Croix (90)
* The Song of Shaolin; or, Angels Watching Over Me by N.S. (92)
* The Land where the Sun Sleeps by Cheshire de la Croix (112)
* The Baddest S.O.B. in the Valley by Cheshire de la Croix (124)
* Shadows by Cheshire de la Croix (142)
* The Brass Ring by N.S. (144)
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 1==
==Issue 2==
Enter the Grasshopper 2 was published in 1995 and contains 130 pages. It has the subtitle: "The Tail of the Tiger, the Way of the Monkey."
Cover art is by Roger Gosdin; interior art is by H. Ann Walton and Kerry Ann O'Connor. The zine is dedicated to recently-deceased actor Robert Lansing, who portrayed Captain Blaisdell on the show.
Section I: "But the Greatest of These is Love"
* If It Quacks Like a Duck by Sister Marie Evangeline ("The pretense of a deadly arson hides the truth: Was it an act of revenge, or greed? Teamed up with a traumatized Peter Caine, Kermit Griffin uncovers a lead that could crack the case for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. But when he ventures out of his electronic temple without his partner, he winds up wounded and taken hostage. Now it's up to Caine and Son to get him out alive. Premature Three-Hankie Demise Alert: Not one, but TWO pairs of dark green glasses perish in this story!") (1)
* Tea and a Certain Lack of Sympathy by Jeanne DeVore ("After six months of wandering on his own, Kwai Chang Caine is back in Peter's life. But when he drops in to reestablish ties with a friend--his son's foster mama -- he gets an unexpected earful that wakes him up to the meaning of parental responsibility. Evil Things in Robes of Sorrow by Cheshire de la Croix An enemy emerges from Blaisdell's past to seek redemption. Though suspicious of his motives, the captain can't deny evidence that the man's story may be true. In order to do what he feels is right, Blaisdell must resolve a multitude of no-longer-dormant emotions—while his foster son, caught in the middle, becomes the target of political assassins.") (14)
* Evil Things in Robes of Sorrow by Cheshire de la Croix ("The return of the God Squad (special appearance by Elvis Presley)! Tan gets tired of haunting himself and returns to haunt Peter, instead. Knowing the Grasshopper's basic inability to cope with anything that defies rational explanation-especially when it's trying to toss him from a high-rise window-Captain Mike decides to intervene. Mogey, meanwhile, gets his first assignment as Guardian-Angel-in-Training... er...Well, let's just say he's still got a lot to unlearn.") (19)
* Dissin' Yo' Son by Sheila da Chimp (33)
* Interlude: "Warm Fuzzies" by Cheshire de la Croix and Sister Marie Evangeline (34)
* The TV Cop's Top Ten Commandments by Sheila da Chimp (37)
* To Curse the Darkness by Sister Marie Evangeline ("A study in loneliness mat pits uaine against d wiy old, vampiric Chinese demon. She's enslaved a thousand spirits, he tells a disbelieving Peter and Kermit. But their concern is solving two murders in Chinatown that seem to be the work of a serial killer with a ten-year history. When Peter becomes her prey, Caine must transcend material reality in order to free his soul. And somewhere in the course of the action, he manages to free Kermit's.") (38)
* Interlude: "Patterns on a Shadowed Wall" by Cheshire de la Croix (57)
* Interlude: "Aspects of Dreams" by Cheshire de la Croix—Tag to "Aspects of the Soul." (62)
* Star Light, Star Bright: Epiphany by Cheshire de la Croix and Sister Marie Evangeline (" Donny Double-D comes into possession of a cursed monkey's paw. He turns to Peter for help, but Peter's got problems of his own--his old pai the Shadow Assassin's been murdered, Kermit's getting death threats, and the author Everett Cooper is back in town--and in danger. Is the Chi Ru master the perpetrator, or is a third Shadow Assassin involved? Why is it that every wish Peter makes brings disastrous results? Will Donny Double-D ever be the same? Do you believe a cursed monkey's paw is a silly fantasy (says Caine, "It was no joke to the monkey")? Don't worry. It's safe to read this story. The only functional paws on our staff are still attached to the monkey.") (64)
* Interlude: "The Essence of the Man" by Cheshire de la Croix (" Interlude: "The Essence of the Man" by Cheshire de la Croix As bad as Peter feels over Paul Blaisdell's long absence, his other father feels even worse. The only way Caine can ease his own sense of guilt, as well as Peter's heartache, is to make the son he shares with the Captain understand that indeed, he never can be alone again.") (81)
* A Plague of Grasshoppers by Sheila da Chimp (84)
Section II: "Kung Boo: The Haunting Continues"
* Once Upon a Midnight Dreary by N.S. (86)
* A Walk on the Wild Side by N.S. ("Peter's got a problem. He's fallen on his head twice ("The Bardo" and "Magic Trick"), and it's turned his acrophobia into an unmanageable demon. While Blaisdell and Kermit team up to help him work through it, an unmanageable ex-demon decides the only way he can protect his pet Grasshopper is to turn himself in-to his former boss. You got it: Peter and Captain Mike team up to set him back. But it's a LONG way down.") (96)
* It's My Party and I'll Die if I Want To by N.S. (110)
* Interlude: "Running the Midnight Marathon" by N.S. (123)
==Issue 2.5==
Enter the Grasshopper 2.5 was published in 1995 and contains 106 pages. It has the subtitle: "The Demons Made Me Do It!" The cover art is by Roger Gosdin and "Sheila"; interior art is by Kerry Ann O'Connor.
* Interlude: "Reflections" by Cheshire de la Croix—Tag to "The Bardo." (1)
* Ugely by Susie Mason ("Take one brazen, untamable [sic] young cop, Peter Caine. Team him up with a brand-new, brazen motorcycle. Put them on a narrow mountain road, add a wayward car, and a stubborn tree... Oooops. Oh, he gets rescued. But the lonely mountaineer who finds him, would just as soon he never recovered his memory.") (3)
* Reach out and Touch Someone by Jeanne DeVore—Will wonders never cease? Kwai Chang Caine gets a telephone! (13)
* Charming Your Pet Celebrity by Sheila da Chimp (18)
* Interlude: "It's Not Easy Being Green" by Cheshire de la Croix—Tag to "Manhunt." (18)
* Once Upon a Midnight's Query by N.S. (21)
* It Was Only a Dream, Peter by Sheila da Chimp (27)
* The Tao of Michelangelo by Michelangelo (28)
* The Weakest Link by Cheshire de la Croix and Sister Marie Evangeline ("Peter's haunted by a premonition that something terrible has happened to Captain Blaisdell. Then two of Blaisdell's former spy associates show up demanding to know where he's gone, which sends his foster son, Caine and Kermit to an appointment with destiny.") (29)
* The Demons Sent to Challenge Us by N.S. ("We never new Asmodeus Mogart had a twin. Neither did he, until Kermit found out what happens when you're online in the Twilight Zone.") (62)
* Top Ten Job Prospects by Sheila da Chimp (70)
* Some Other Time by Sister Mary Evangeline (71)
* May I Surf With You? by Cheshire de la Croix (86)
==Issue 3==
Enter the Grasshopper 3 was published in 1996 and contains 255 pages.
* frontispiece by H. Ann Walton
* Return from the War by Katherine Atkins (1)
* Mistaken Identity by Rhonda Hallstrom and Deb Patrick (5)
* Manon by Mary Wilkerson (11)
* The Bells of Rhymney by Cheshire de la Croix and Sister Marie Evangeline (24)
* Freedom by Katherine Atkins (54)
* No Mistakes This Time by Rhonda Hallstrom and Deb Patrick (56)
* The Last Dragon by Anita Cappello (71)
* D.O.A. by Cheshire de la Croix (87)
* Anniversary by Katherine Atkins (94)
* He's Ba-a-a-a-ack! by Rhonda Hallstrom and Deb Patrick (98)
* The Last Precinct by Cheshire de la Croix and Sister Marie Evangeline (119)
* Sudden Brightness by Suzan Guberman (152)
* A Day for Fathers by Katherine Atkins (154)
* Roadkill by N.S. (161)
* The Prince of Peace by Cheshire de la Croix (176)
* Table Manners by Barb Milligan (179)
* Snowbound by Lisa Morrissey (184)
* Tender Loving Care by Katherine Atkins (200)
* It's Time They Knew by Laurie Nichols (211)
* Peter's Day Off by Suzan Guberman (225)
* Nightmares and Memories by Katherine Atkins (228)
* Ghosts by Cheshire de la Croix (248)
* The Essence of the Dead Parrot by Sheila da Chimp (251)
* Various Places Around the Fanzine: The Way of the Monkey by the Primate Philosphers of Corona Simia Press and Assorted Humor Lists by Elaine Ryan
==References==
Category:Kung Fu: The Legend Continues Zines
Category:1990s