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Anti-Americanism

The term "Anti-Americanism" is generally referring to any kind of speech that does not endorse (or goes against thereof) US propaganda. Subsequently, it may also include every territory on Earth that is not one of the 50 states of America, and sometimes, even some of the said states too (but not the vast majority). The term of being "Anti-American", however, is not directly associated with citizens of neither Unamerica, Canada, Australia, Britain nor USSR, but consists of a much larger, galactic (if not universal) scale. Therefore, such notable persons as Darth Vader and Jean-Luc Picard can be considered Anti-American, but not necessarily Unamerican, as Queen Elizabeth.
== Who Decides What Is Anti-American ==
The group that decides what is Anti-American, or, (in very rare cases) what is not, is the R.E.P.U.B.L.I.C.A.N. (Rebelling Every Person Under Bush Law Is Cool And Neat) Organisation. This group was established by the coalition between George W. Bush, Darth Vader and Satan at 6a.m. on the 6th of June 2006. The official number of Anti-American Ideas/people/places/things currently Stands at 2,000,000,000,000, but the unnofical number is reported to be twice as large.
== The Cure to Americanisim ==
Some have suggested the only cure to The Americas is a large KKW administered analy, however the side effects may delay the release of "americanisationox" to sometime in mid 2008 (these side effects include itching, headaches and instant vaporisation)
Washington on is considered to be America's ass. That's One Big Ass Mistake America.
==More Recent Developments==
In the past few years, however, the popularity of the documentaries of Michael Moore, everyone's favorite giant socialist weasel, have led to a new breed of Anti-Americans, commonly known as "Morans." These morons think that viewing one movie that was advertised by it's own controversiality makes them an expert on world politics, and go around spouting their mouths off whenever they get the oppurtunity. The mouth of a moron secretes a viscous brown substance that the government's top scientists have recently identified as bullshit. The only way to stop the flow of the moron's bullshit is to slap them on the wrists, make them wear a chastity belt and give them an electric shock treatment while watching Michael Moore movies, as to never be able to hear the name again without flinching.
== See Also ==
*America
*Death to America
*Liberals
 
Category:American political terms
Anti-Football

The theory of anti-football was first proposed by Bob Dole, a contributor to the Football365 mailbox. It was first deployed to explain the phonomenon of Darren Fletcher being selected in the Manchester United team. The theory of anti-football explains this mystery by identifying Fletcher as the counter-balance to Wayne Rooney. Whereas Rooney is the all-round footballer, Fletcher isn't good at anything. Fletcher is the anti-football equivalent of Rooney, just as every particle has an anti-particle.
However, most fans would indicate that anti-football was actually invented by Arsenal FC when their fans were happy to go home with a 1-0 win after witnessing hundreds of examples of the offside trap at its very best - the ultimate anti-football tactic! - thus earing them the reputation of 'boring, boring, Arsenal'.
This theory has been developed to explain the fact that the entire Liverpool team balance out Steven Gerrard's performances. Any evidence to the contrary as provided by Sky Sports must be ignored, for they are the enemy of football and deserve to rot in hell like all the other infidels.
Many experts on anti-football are deeply worried about Arsenal FC, who exhibit such extreme anti-football that there is no known counter-balance. This represents a threat to the universe much greater than terrorism and global warming combined.
Ilija Petkovic, coach of national team of Serbia and Montenegro, made this theory to practise and had exceptional results. He took a player, Dejan Stankovic, who is all-round anti-footballer and balanced his play with 10 others anti-footballers - in that way he got anti-anti-footballers team, which, using the rule of double negation, got his "footballers team" that made into Worldchamp in Germany 2006. IN his addressing to nation, he thanked to Phil B. 
Other examples of anti-football include Glasgow Rangers and the entire Irish League, where the sport is generally cosidered to be an afterthought ie the standard of football on offer is so low that engaging in a punch-up with the nearest spectator is regarded as a more rewarding endeavor (that or tearing up the terrace). The exception to the latter is Donegal Celtic who have yet to learn precisely what that strange spherical object is actually used for. An alternative exapmle is the Norn Iron national side ("We're Not Brazil, We're Norn Iron") who aspire to be the England national squad's C-team.
The first phrase in modern football was by Frank Rjikaard, who claimed celtic played "Anti Football" in the UEFA cup run which celtic were ran apart in.
Category:Football
Category:Sports
Anti-Light

Anti-Light is a powerful substance that most people do not even realize the existence of. It is prophesied that in 2687 A.D. the anti-day of the antis will come and anti-light will pour out from the anti-sun.
Although Anti-Light is said to make itself widely known on that dreadful anti-day, that does not mean it does not already exist. In fact at many hardware stores Anti-Lightbulbs can be purchased, and they are often used for crazy techno anti-raves and anti-Bible anti-study anti-groups.
== Properties of Anti-Light ==
Darkness is not the opposite of light, but merely the lack thereof. Anti-Light is actually the opposite of light. Unlike light it actually is definitely a particle and walking through it feels like walking through pudding --Citation needed.
Anti-Light creates actual darkness, unbroken by torches or lanterns and impossible to see in. However, Anti-Light does throw Anti-Shadows: bright spots of illumination that can be used to find your way around in the case of a sudden surge of Anti-Light.
==question==
Do you really turn the light on or simply turn the dark off?
== Anti-Light throughout history ==
In the original version of the Bible, God created Anti-Light first and decided it was too... well something.God's intolerance upset the Anti-Light which went on to become emo. Emo kids now love Anti-Light better than they love razor blades. Anti-Light has since been used at select Bible study groups who say that since God created it, it cannot be evil. This makes no sense. 
Anti-Light was a closely guarded secret until World War I when it was used to kill French Zombie Soldiers in the battle of Yourmomma's house. After this it was obvious that it could no longer be hidden from the general public. 
Anti-Light was very popular for its use in car head lights for a long time. This common practice fell out of fashion after a numerous amount of people were killed because of it.
Anti-Light was made copyright and left by Apple Inc., under the name "ANTi-Light" in 1999 B.C..
== Anti-Light's modern uses ==
In the modern age of robots and absurd sexual practices, Anti-Light has many uses. It's famous for its use in the treatment of the AIDS virus as well as its uses in child development. It's also an amazing zombie repellent. 
However, Anti-Light does not improve the vision of those with glasses. Do not believe this or I will kill you.
Anti-Light is also popularly used by those with sleep disorders because it supposedly freaks them out so bad that they pass out. Anti-Light's main use however, is by stoners and other drug addicts at crazy parties.
==See also==
* Light
* Dark
Anti-Light both exists and does not exist. It is two doors if you open either one you will disentegrate. Walk away. The solution is there isn't.
category: science
Anti-Vandal

Anti-Vandal is a program that protects certain Uncyclopedia pages from being vandalized. Pages protected by Anti-Vandal can still be vandalized, but doing so will send a message to a member of the Vandal Busters, who will kill you. Anti-Vandal was created by Microsoft because was tired of people vandalizing his article on the Abominable snow fonz.
== The Vandal Busters ==
They kill people. When you vandalize an Anti-Vandal page the Vandal Busters are called to your house where they will unleash something from the page you vandalized on you (example: You vandalize a Captain Planet page and that pussy with the "Heart" ring will kill you.)
== Not to be confused with ==
*Anti-Randal
*Anti-Semitism 
*Anti-feminism
*Anti-Pope 
*Anti-Hubble
*Anti-Christ 
*Anti-Aliasing 
*Anti-Freedom party
*Auntie Mame
*Anti-Anti-Vandal
*Anti-Midget
== Endorsements ==
== Final Notes ==
Though it usually would cost $250.12 to get this product, you can now download it to your Uncyclopedia page for free by typing the following at the bottom of your page: "This page is protected by Anti-Vandal, If you vandalize this page" (something mentioned in your article kills the Vandalizer.)
As you can tell above someone has vandalized this page, a representitive from the Vandel Busters will show up at their door step any second now.
This page is protected by Anti-Vandal, so bugger off.If you vandalize this page Michael Jackson will eat you. And he's out for little boys like you, so be warned.
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Anti-Wikipedia Coalition

right|225px|The symbol of the coalition.
The Anti-Wikipedia CoalitionAnti-Wikipedia Coalition (also known as the A-W CoalitionA-W Coalition, and the A-W CA-W C) is a coalition of members of Wikipedia who have the intent to tear down the ruthless organized resource of lies that Wikipedia has let loose onto the world wide web. However, the battle against this powerful and destructive force of lies is going to take tremendous effort, and we need more members in order to achieve our goals of freeing America of this plague of malevolent information, and bringing truth to the American people. To become a member, here's how, in a simple step-by-step format:naruto
*Step 1. Access Wikipedia via the internet
*Step 2. Bring on any article on Wikipedia that is suspect to lies in the information (or any other article)
*Step 3. Edit the information in the article to fix any lies, with a footnote at any edits saying "Edited by the Anti-Wikipedia Coalition". If the article does not contain any false information, simply add highly researched and proven truths, as long as you include the footnote at the end of your editing.
*Step 4. Due to the likeliness that this page will be banned, copy the entire text in any article titled "Anarchy" (using copy&paste), and then create another page named something along the lines of "The Anti-Wikipedia Coalition", "The Anti-Wikipedia Coalition Article", "The A-W Coalition", or simply "Wikipedia Sucks"
*Step 5. Continue your editing for the good of America, and for the entire Anti-Wikipedia Coalition, until you can continue no long (most likely due to hand cramps initiated by excessive typing for the cause, or possibly being banned from membership to Wikipedia.) 
If you are banned from Wikipedia, please know that you can still access Wikipedia, you simply cannot edit information in it, or unplug your router for five minutes to switch ip adresses and create new account and continue editing. 
==Structure==
The West Mafia, the Polish Mafia group of the West, is the overarching group to which the Anti-Wikipedia Coalition belongs. It is structured into many organizations, most notably and most relevantly the Harassment Branch. Underneath the Harassment Branch is the Anti-Wikipedia Coalition Sub-Branch. Within this Sub-Branch of the West Pafia are several departments. There is the Tactical Operations Department, the Executive Department, and the Enlistment Department.
Please continue all violent acts against The Wikipedia Gestapo, it's National/Socialist beliefs, and it's Arayan Followers and Site Patrollers, to the Wikipedia websites, and do not promote any violence against Wikipedia except in the form of verbal slaughter (and other forms of your civil right to free speech and press) towards the cause of bringing about the destruction of the heresy of evil lies Wikipedia have concocted into an encyclopedic website.
==Footnotes==
Category:OrganizationsCategory:Wikipedia
Anti-aircraft gun

The Anti-aircraft Gun (AA gun), also known as Anti Aircraft Artillery (AAA) is considered to be the most effective weapon against birds, aircraft, Santa Claus, fairies, Snake on a Plane, and power failure in small electronic items.
==Origin==
The original device was invented in 1654, however was rarely used due to the fact aircraft had not been invented at the time, however the invention of the aircraft meant that the device would finally have use, and began to be widely used. Their main ammunition, however, were not the only kind usable. They could use various non electronic rounds such as shells, bullets, rocks, eggs, shoes, feces, turtles, tennis-balls, baseballs, balls, and clay pigeons. However it was soon realized that by using batteries they could short circuit enemy aircraft by overpowering them with a large number of small voltage rounds. 
right|thumb|AAA batteries are a hazard to our planes
==Historical Uses==
As said before, the guns were used to defend priority targets from enemy aircraft. They were first used in WW1 to defend the trenched soldiers from enemy aircraft. The guns they used included AA guns, that fired AA batteries at high rates of fire. However, the small rounds fired were not powerful to power shoot down the high powered aircraft used in WW2 30 years later. To combat those aircraft required a much more powerful round to bring them down, such as the AA or the C or D rounds. The Germans excelled at this with their powerful 88 volt gun. The rounds from this gun were of such a high voltage that they would explode at the altitude of the enemy aircraft. Several companies introduced specialized rounds, with each company claiming their round was more powerful then the others. The two greatest adversaries, Duracell and Energizer tried to outdo each other, with each side introducing the longer lasting MAX version, then the Lithium version, and finally the dreaded rechargeable battery. With the advent of jet power, short circuiting the aircraft became more and more difficult, requiring as many as 50 AA batteries to even pop one fuse. To combat this, laptop batteries and iPod batteries were introduced. These could run farther and longer than the regular batteries. They were, however, very expensive and some such as the PSP's battery, could barely last long enough to do anything more than allow the pilot to watch an hour's worth of a movie.
==Accept the Anti Aircraft Guns==
thumb|Old Anti-Aircraft Guns are being replaced by more modernized methods.
The anti aircraft gun went into a decline after jets became predominant, as their high resistance to surges and advanced circuitry made it all but extremely difficult to shoot down. Nowadays, SAM (Surface-to-Air Missile) batteries have become predominant, combining an extremely high voltage battery with an engine and advanced electronics to guide the missile. However, these missiles can be 
stopped dead with ECM's (Electronic Counter-Measures) which are essentially bundles of surplus 9 volt batteries (nobody uses them anymore) that overwhelm the missiles electronics with a powerful buzz of electricity.
==See also==
*Aircraft
*Battery
*Batteries
Anti-feminism

Anti-feminists are a kind of feminists that are against everything, especially other feminists. 
== Who they do think they are ==
Antifeminists are men that think that they are better off not listening to any of that self assertive gibberish intellectual college girls are spreading around these days.
Antifeminists claim themselves to be less sexist and more gender neutral than any other feminists. This is because they are not interested in gender social constructive theory at all, they are more into the very biological pussy itself - or at least - so they wish they were.
A minor fraction of antifeminists consist of women who have taken the feminist propaganda about women rights to make their own choices a little too seriously and therefore, to the feminists rage, have consciously chosen to either become a porn model or marry some filthy rich lawyer that can support them as housewives at home while the children are not yet teenagers.
== What they do think ==
Antifeminism is a very straight forward ideology. Most antifeminist ideological statements can be made by the teenage inversal technique, taking an ordinary feminist statement and add the word - not.
An example:
As you see this form of argumentation is kind of waterproof and can only be beaten by rhetoric experts using the Russian reversal technique.
The above is one of the gayest lines ever written by a woman or man, women suck - not!
==What they do ==
 
Antifeminist movements most frequently attract angry young men who hate any women they can't get, which most of the time means any women except those without clothes in a porn magazine. Most anti-feminists suffer from a deep heterosexual urge which ought to make them more interested in getting a haircut and shaping up their act before entering the ordinary pub in order to get some real women. Unfortunately the only urge that go deeper then their sexual desire is hunting up a real fat furry feminist dyke to scorn as to keep their ideological preferences alive and healthy.*Static* The feminists are everywhere! *Chhhhshk* Fight the female supremacists!!! *Chhhshk* Ahhh!!!*Biting noise*
== What ? ==
Why, don't ask me! Do better your self, Dammit!
Category: PhilosophyCategory: WomenCategory:Childish Misogynistic Humor
eo:Kontraŭfeminismo
Anti-frictional force

The anti-frictional force is the force exerted by the ether on an object. The name is a misnomer, as the force actually has nothing to do with friction. It was named this by some wise guy a while back. Like so many other things, we are stuck with this historical anomaly. It was necessary to introduce this force because of Newton's second law.
The antifrictional force explains why objects travelling through space do not slow down.
==The Boring Description==
The antifrictional force is always directed the same way as the object's velocity. The effects of the ether are dampened by large masses in the vicinity of the object. Thus objects near the Earth's surface experience little antifrictional force. Objects actually touching others are very close and so experience a very very weak antifrictional force. Due to an extraordinary coincidence, an object not in the presence of large masses experiences an antifrictional force equal in magnitude to the frictional constant. This explains why an object in space experiences constant velocity.
==The more funny part of this article==
First, some history, which will turn into rambling. A long time ago, hot air balloons were invented, making use of a concept called "air". However, air does not exist. Why then do hot air balloons work? This question puzzled scientists, politicians, and Homer Simpson. It was eventually realized that the very same force as described in this article is responsible. Shortly after it was first postulated by Winston Churchill in 1947, Silenus found something startling.
It was like this. Gravity tries to pull the balloon down, but due to general relativity, and the material from which hot air balloons are made, the object tries to move up. This causes the friction to be directed unupward (called by laymen "downward"). So we have gravity + friction unupward and relativity + antifrictional force (which is damped in the presence of Earth, see description) upward. The net result is basically no motion! Actually, it causes a vibration up and down, which can make noise. This is why hot air balloons are used in radios. (When hot air balloons need to go up or down, they change shape and cause net motion. Yeah.)
Second, I am running a research facility to investigate the antifrictional force. To donate, send $1013 to:
: 9376 Synergy Avenue
: Frazzled, Elbonia
: Somewhere in Africa
==See also==
*Physics
*Frictional constant
*Newton's laws of motion
Clinton thinks this article is funny. You should too!
Category:Classical mechanics
Anti-gravity

To understand Antigravity, you must first understand the concept of Anti and Gravity. To briefly explain, Anti is the opposite, unless of course you are talking about something that already has anti in front of the title, in which case it is Redundant, unless of course you mean the anti of anti, in which case it is not anti in the first place, which is also Redundant. Gravity is the concept of something really big having a massive hard on for smaller things and pulling them in, or vice versa, scientists are not really sure. 
Antigravity is believed to have originated in 6 billion B.C. right after gravity was created, because you can't have your Cake and eat it too. Catholics suggest God created Antigravity, but they also suggested the Crusade was a good idea, making them a non-viable source. Scientists agree that antigravity exists like the Catholics, but constantly disagree as to the source. Although scientists also believe that Evolution is true, also making their liability null and void. Currently at this point the most liable source is Einstein (although he was a scientist, scientists believe him to be more of the Optimus Prime of physics.) Although Einstein never directly wrote directly about being directly involved with Antigravity, we are pretty sure he came up with every mathematical theorem ever created since he was born.
Einstein stated this in his diary, after smoking a bowl in his lab with Thomas Edison.
== Early Life ==
Antigravity was/is sort of the red headed bastard child (see Jews for the idea of a red-headed bastard child) of physics. Nobody really likes him, since it is physically impossible for gravity not to exist, unless you live in the Montana of the Universe (nobody likes Montana, again see Jews). Antigravity grew up without a father figure since God/Science pushed him aside, focusing on more important things, like the Bang Big, and the Society For The Dlysexic. Since Antigravity technically doesn't exist, it didn't have much of an Early Life.
== Career ==
Originally Antigravity wanted to be a triple-threat actor/dancer/singer, but due to the whole Non-existence of antigravity, It had to group with the more mundane career of "Things being debated over that don't exist". Antigravity eventually became good friends with the other non-existence TB-DOT-DE's (as they shall be called from this point forward) like God, Reality TV, and A telemarketer that doesn't call when you are eating dinner. They eventually formed a boy band, did exceedingly well the first two years, went global, made millions more, fell apart, and five years got back together being less successful than their first few hits, but leeching enough money to cover their Mortgages.
== Private Life ==
To Be Edited...
Category:Scientific theories
Category:Physics
Category:Science fiction themes