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Lesbian party

thumb|right|The Pink Mafia stares down the Fat Mafia.
The Lesbian party, also known as the pink mafia, was a short lived political movement in the 1530's. It consisted solely of politically active lesbians and the Jews, and was led by Chuck Norris, the only known man to have had sex with all lesbians. Many of the members of the dirty pink mafia suffered from being female.
The vagina smelling dirty pink mafia were eventually wiped out by Nazis and a Camden leisure pirates known as Long John or Superman. This was because Hitler hated the lesbians, and was threatened by their ability to morph into a giant robot. 
Lesbians have several special powers that they use to their own evil ends. These powers include: Impenetrability, Lightning hands and other Dark Force Powers, Morphing and Lying.
==History of The Lesbian Party==
In 1532 a cabal of powerful lesbians, including saucy wenches, ballerinas and witches formed a small crime family in the Vatican. Through bullying, seduction and intimidation, they converted all their victims into lesbians and stole their precious things. Within three years their influence grew and many important figures of the time including the Pope, the band Queen, and Oprah Winfrey. This was the only time in the history of the Vatican when the Pope and the Darth Pope held a cease fire, and had hot lesbian sex. 
Lesbian scientists researching sex toys and other lesbian devices accidentally discovered the ability for lesbians to morph into giant robots in 1535 when one lesbian got so hot and horny that she took every sex toy, scientist and piece of furniture in the laboratory and tried to squish them into her hairy lady bits. This secret was shared only with the Power Rangers, and Chairman Mao in exchange for political alliances in the East and in that ugly diner where the Power Rangers hang. 
With their new-found political influence the Pink Mafia decided to become a legitimate and lawful political party. This was one of the major factors in their downfall, because there is no such thing as a legitimate and lawful political party.
The Lesbian Party was formed, and under the guidance of their holy and revered leader Chuck Norris, they conquered one half of Europe, and part of Middle Earth. Unfortunately for the Lesbian Party their conquest happened during history and so they were forced to contest with the Nazis. While the Lesbian Party had superior technology and numbers, the Nazi Party held the secret to lesbian breeding. Despite their best attempts and dozens of giant robot battles the Lesbian Party's numbers began to dwindle. In 1538 the Lesbian Party was officially disbanded, and unclean vagina smelling dirty pink mafia was no more.
Some members of the Lesbian Party survive to this day, but their influence in affairs political extents only to being grouchy and hating men.
==Famous members of the Lesbian Party==
For more information about members of lesbianism, visit Lesbo § Famous lesbians
* Rosie O'Donnell
* Condoleezza Rice
* Lisa Simpson
* Oprah Winfrey
* The Pink Power Ranger
* Mr Blobby
* Ellen DeGeneres
* Hillary Clinton's Bust
Category:Organizations
Lethal Censorship

Censorship is the government's way to keep us healthy and open-mindedthey're treating diabetes as a national health issue Diabetes is the worst thing to happen in the existence of human life. racists should fuck off of the US. police keep us safe. They're nice, even towards children and gives them good advice. Be very good bad guys should be thrown into jail forever. THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM IS THE BEST JUSTICE SYSTEM IN THE WORLD! I'ma gonna show you some more evidence on why the American Justice System is the best and more crazy stuff.
==George W Bush ==
You see, when 9/11 happened, the US blamed Al-Qaeda George W Bush did not do 9/11
Lewsey Farm

A borough of Luton commonly referred to as 'scum', Lewsey Farm is the home to some of the world's most unincredible people. These people are the types who; Have never heard of Jimi Hendrix, think Lee Evans is 'WELL FUNNY INIT' and most importantly of all, people who seriously describe Primark as 'glam'.
I know what you must be thinking; 'Where does one find Lambrini-drinking, hair-bleaching, phlegm-spitting cunts, all in one small farm?' Well my friends, you're in luck! Just take a right from the middle of nowhere and you'll find yourself surrounded by chavs and prostitutes.
==History==
Many people wonder why Lousy Fam was ever built, but rumour has it that it has not always been almost entirely populated by chavs and people who believe Jeremy Kyle is God. 
Once upon a time, Lewsey Farmers toiled day and night to earn their keep, until one dark day, the Dole was invented. Many Farmers decided to take the easy way out, so therefore, moved into council flats and began insulting any half-decent soul who dared to cross their path.
And what happend to the Farmers who continued their hard work and good citizenship? They were eaten, for they smelt of Turkey Twizzlers.
==LU4??==
Almost the whole Lewsey Farm community seem somewhat proud of the shit-hole they inhabit.
'WHYYYY??' is the question we are all asking. The truth is, they dont know what's wrong with it. They don't know any better than the filthy squats they were brought up in. 
All around the... village? I don't know what the fuck it is. Anyway, all around the farm, you'll find God awful graffiti, saying things like 'LU4 4EVA' or just simply 'LWC'. These illiterate bastards know they'll be stuck in the crap forever, and are trying to put a happy face on it. Unfortunately, forever might not be much longer for these incoherent wankers, as the government have decided to blow the living Burberry out of Lewsey Farm, killing everyone to bits. 
These people have pretend rivalries with LU3 and LU5, although, there have been reported sightings of inter-LU bummings.
==Barnfield West Academy==
School of the Year 500 B.C. 
Barnfield West Academy seems to be the only high school in Lewsey Farm. Formerly known as Halyard, it's famous for being utterly and completely shit. I can't write anymore on this subject, as I will be shot for being gay. blasphemy.
==Places of Interest==
Well, well, well. Being the most interesting place in the world, Lewsey Farm has many interesting sights to visit. It may take a while to list them all! 
Lewsey Park; Home of the nameless river. On good days, it only has 3 bikes and a can of coke in it. However, good days only come around every 3,000 years. You can see this glorious river at any time of the year, just be wary of stabbings.
Pile of Sick; Perhaps the ninth wonder of the modern world, the layer of perhaps projectile vomit on the side of the road has attracted many species of birds, and the occasional hedgehog. See it, before the showers of spit wash it away.
Category:Towns in England
Lexical Ambiguity

Lexical ambiguity, or words you can say multiple times and still makes sense, are sentences that can be mostly or entirely made up of one or more words. For example the phrase "Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis" or "Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fuck".
== Examples (you can add more) ==
* Dick Dick Dick dicks Dick's dick, dicking Dick's dick, and dicking Dick's dick dick. 
** "Detective Richard Dick goofs off with Richard's penis, has sex with Richard's penis, and mistreats Richard's penis declaration"
* One one one one one one one.
** "A single special person jokes [about] one special $1 bill."
* Gay, gay gays gay gays.
** "Happy and festive homosexuals made other homosexuals happy."
Category:Language
Libel

Libel is what it's called when I fucked your mom last night. That's right, I mean you, , you pederast. Basically, libel is any form of abuse that is incorrect, untrue, or otherwise not correct. Correct statements, such as " masturbates to pictures of his own mother" are not examples of libel, but instead fit under a separate legal designation: "Fucking Hilarious" (It's Latin.) 
Libel is a serious matter in modern society, due to the deleterious effect a rumor that are actually a transsexual prostitute can have on your personal life. Because of this, it is against civil law to commit libel by saying, for instance, that defecates in the mouths of household pets. Unless of course he does, then go fucking crazy, post it up on bulletin boards, staple flyers showing the sicko in the act on every telephone poll in the area, rent public access TV time to inform the community. Just check with pets first and make sure you've got the right guy, or you could be fucked like how fucked his sister.
== is a big fat drowned Czech embezzler Or How to Spot Libel When you See it==
Libel is easy to spot due to the distinctive, large black block surrounding it. The tell-tale sign looks something like this: " burns crosses on the yards of African-Americans." This is a clear example of libel, evidenced by the aforementioned black block covering the text. This is an all-important feature. Statements such as "You fuck goats", when not surrounded by the black block, are not examples of libel, so get over it, goatfucker.
It is advised (by homosexual racists like ), to avoid engaging in Libel. Lawsuits stemming from libel cases can be costly and involved, and could easily destroy the prostitution and illicit substance ring you run from your basement.
Remember, libel is dangerous, possibly harmful, and could end up being very costly, even to crypto-Fascist Nazis like .
== is a Jewish race-baiter: Libel is Illegal==
==Conclusion: is a Terrorist. And a transvestite.==
==See Also==
* Jeffrey Archer
* Rupert Murdoch
* Prince William
* Robert Maxwell
* Queen
* Scandal
* Slander
Liberal Democrat black metal

:This article does not refer to "Liberal" or "Democrat" in an American sense it is about a musical terrorist faction of the minor British political movement known as the Liberal Democrat Party.
Liberal Democrat black metal (also known as Libdem black metal or LDBM) is an openly moderate subgenre of black metal music concerned with ideas of moderate, centre-ground politics. 
==The LDBM phenomenon==
LDBM began in the UK as a recruiting tool for the underground Liberal Democrat Party and its followers. Proponants of LDBM focus on advocating proportional representation as an alternative to the modern British voting system. The bands are unapologetically pacifist and glorify the fallen Charles Kennedy as their spiritual leader, whilst also worshipping the Dark Lord of Community Politics, Luciclegg. Many of the bands and their fans sport dove tattoos that identify them as supporters of the Liberal Democrats and advertise their moderate pacifist beliefs. LDBM bands are often accused of having links with the Church of England and many even donate money to the church. There have been numerous reports in the press of a spate of church building programs across the USA that may have been inspired by LDBM. Hate groups have also voiced concerns that the music is fostering pacisfism in America's youth and many concerned Republican parents of teenagers who listen to LDBM have spoken about how their child's character and beliefs changed after the listening to the music, attributing this to either subliminal messaging or democratic-possession. LDBM is also believed to have links with the Liberal Democrat Army.
==Rock Against First-past-the-post Voting System==
LDBM is part of a wider Rock Against First-past-the-post Voting System (RAFptpVS for short) movement which also includes Libdem Skinheads who provided the inspiration for the song Libdem Punks Fuck Off!. RAFptpVS is widely believed to be a front organisation of the Liberal Democrat Party, as too is Fence-Sitter Records.
==Coldplay and the birth of LDBM==
Coldplay were one of the first exponants of LDBM. The band burst (quietly) on to the scene around the turn of the century and quickly became notorious for mildly raising the awareness of early audiences to taboo subjects such as international trade.
==Criticism from within the Libdem (or 'Liberal Power') movement==
Although there are those within the Liberal Democrat Party who advocate visiting Rent Boys whilst married with children the party policy denounces LDBM for explicitly advocating this in the lyrics of their songs, many of which extoll the virtues of closet homosexuality. There has also been criticism from Liberal Democrat activists who accuse the bands of not really being sincere about their political beliefs but instead mearly using Libdemism as a vehicle by which to shock.
==Examples of explicitly pacifist album titles==
*Make Tea Not War
*Anti-war ist Krieg
*Somalian Hunger
*Zero Hunters
Category:Metal
Category:Politics of the United Kingdom
Category:Black metal
Liberal agenda

The liberal agenda, not to be confused with the Kibble agenda, is a Libyan calendar but spelled wrongly. In addition to this gross misspelling, the word agenda has had its meaning changed from something a politician might have, to a simple calendar with important dates written on it, as not to forget said important events coinciding with aforementioned important dates, as something 
Hereto, the Libyan Parliament assures us that no, they most certainly do not have any ulterior motives regarding world domination and/or other nefarious schemes they may have hidden up their sleeve.
Here is an excerpt from a page of the liberal agenda, written from the perspective of the Libyan council of State affairs/Presidents/:
*Tue, 12.3 : Wonder why everyone seems to confuse Libya with Lebanon and dull pain with government issued non-alcoholic alcohol
*Wed, 14.3 : Address concerns about the Libyan monarchies' ideals on democracy and free speech. Changes include:
**Renaming democracy to "overthinking",
**Allowing every form of free speech, as long as all they talk about is the weather,
**Attempting to fixate a definitive form of government,
**Investing in a staggering amount of IKEA brand tables for no discernible reason whatsoever,
**Promptly then handing financial issues and decisions over to the Secretary of Treasury,
**Mourning the loss of the Secretary of Treasury,
**Investing in an undefinable amount of SKJÖLLMORG cabinets
*Thurs, 15.3 : Firing whoever's in charge of chronicling the dates as that person's frankly done a rather shoddy job
*Friday, 34.4 : Okay now they're just taking the piss
*Friday, 16.3 : Making every day a Friday so people will finally stop complaining about Mondays
*Friday, 17.3 : Attending a brief get-together with the Libyan Republic for a spot of tea and general pleasantries
*Friday, 18.3 : Hosting of a friendly game of nondescript sports swiftly undoing any and all pleasantries exchanged the day before
Category:Liberalism
Category:Agendas
Liberal denial

Liberal Denial is the denial that liberals exist, mostly conservatives believe in this but there are some liberals who are in self-denial.
=History=
Liberal denial has existed since the dawn of time, even before liberals. The first documented case was in the 2020 elections when Donald Trump supporters denied the fact that liberals exist to validate the claim that Donald Trump won the election. Naturally the Libtards on the left got triggered, and denied the right and conservatives right back like the greedy disgusting commies they are. This harmless senior prank ended when a Liberal Denier ran over a group of Joe Biden supporters with a 14 wheeler. The twitter account of Donald Trump got Suspended even after he gave the following apology to his supporters and the family of the victims of the 14-wheeler incident:
He was banned shortly after.
=Criticism of the movement=
The Liberal denial movement has received much criticism from both sides of the political spectrum. Conservatives compare the movement to the Holocaust denial and say it is foolish considering the fact that there is so much evidence stating liberals DO exist. Liberals having to say everything conservatives say is bullcrap, combated this argument by proving that Liberals are in fact not real. This caused many riots and helped non-Americans become more proud of their nationality, and many Americans to hurt each other in the streets. 
=See Also=
*Holocaust Denial
*Liberals
Category:Liberalism
Liberty Bell

The Liberty Bell is an increasingly waste of space located in God's warzone (otherwise known as Philadelphia) and has dragged in tens of tourists every year to see what a city truly has left after most of their pride is washed away after realizing their fragile team will never be able to win another Super Bowl.
No Philadelphian will ever spend the time looking at a bell in the same place where they get dragged to work doing overtime because their boss is a stingy rat, but hey, you gotta teach the kids a fun lesson about history and mass genocide by showing them this shit-colored brass thingamajig that doesn't even do what it used to do.
==History==
It was the 1700s, and the MURICANS were getting real pissy about spending extra pieces of cloth on leaf water. They had to do something fast, so they threw a bunch of boxes of the sweet fluid into a bunch of water, which really showed those stupid fuckin' bri'ish people.
A guy named George Washington was all like "Okay, I get that the British people suck major balls but we need something to make us feel more superior to a kingdom that controls half the globe." Then all his white-wigged freaks of friends talked about it, and they all agreed to take whatever looks cool and turn it into a monument. Obviously, Benjamin Franklin hadn't invented bifocals yet because they took down their bell and threw it out onto the street.
Eventually, the MURICANS created a paper called The Declaration of Independence – kinda like the rules in Fight Club but with words the average Pennsylvanian can't comprehend and no Brad Pitt. The United States of America was officially formed and everybody was happy (except for blacks, Latinos, women, native Americans, Chinese people, Irish people, and anyone who didn't have the last name "Smith" or a color of the monochrome rainbow).
Today, the Liberty Bell reminds us of all the racial slurs we shouted at everyone who wasn't the same skin color as the president at the time, and the irreversible creation of a horrifyingly dominant capitalist regime that sucks in millions of people every day. And while you're at it, how about buying that new McDonald's meal from the celebrity everybody simultaneously cares and doesn't care about?
==The crack==
The Liberty Bell's only interesting feature was caused by the 18th-century equivalent of ® when the bell fell out of a cart and over a cliff, sustaining a crack down the middle. Many celebrated, but only until they saw the bell was still alive.
Category:Philadelphia
Category:Things Edison Did Not Invent
Libya

Libya, previously known as Greenland, and now known by the United States as Benghazi, is a piece of desert in North Africa where law and order is so shitty that not even its three entire governments combined can assert any form of governance. Historically, Libyans have been obsessed with the number "3". It has three cities in its capital (sort of), three regions, three heads of state, an anthem that says its name three times probably to swear allegiance to its three governments, and even once had an awesome leader who was so manly he had three balls. This man's name was Muammar Gaddafi, who during his reign was considered to be the most perfectly sane autocratically-elected leader of all time, as well as the most manly of all time since he had entire armies of women following him around everywhere he went. During his reign, Libya was the best country in the whole world, and they demonstrated that violently by kicking over sandcastles in Chad and setting off a few bombs in Europe. So utopian was Gaddafi's Libya that they even had the justification to bomb the shit out of Switzerland in the name of jihad as to liberate its people from its comparatively pathetic human development and the lack of rights to see Gaddafi's beautiful face all over the place. As the Arab Winter ended and the Arab Spring started, Gaddafi did the Saddam Hussein by being suspected to have nuclear weapons by Uncle Sam, after which a rifle was shoved up his buttocks and he was shot into space by Hillary Clinton. He now takes residence on Uranus alone with no friends.
Today, Libya is now divided among Islamist militias, ISIS, ExxonMobil, the Clinton Foundation and a Scottish football team.
==Geography==
Libya is located in North Africa, a continent north of Africa but south of Mediterranea. The southern part of Libya is part of the Sahara Desert, and the other northern two thirds of the country are also desert. As a result, the place is so arid it rains oil and bombs instead of water. 
===Wildlife===
Libya's tremendous biodiversity consists of weird-looking two-humped giraffes, tuscan raiders, jawas, and a rare subspecies of fungi known as the mushroom cloud which is notable for its very explosive growth spurt and short life expectancy and also almost always planted from metallic birds in the sky.
Category:Countries
Category:Africa
Category:African countries
Category:Islam
Category:Bad Places To Go For Holidays
cs:Libye
License

A License is a synonym for very long text. Another synonym for license is legalese or lawyer-readable code. It is usually required you read every last bit of it, although invariably people will check the checkmark and click Next.
==Types of License==
Related is the open license, which posits that whenever someone read the whole text, it has to split up (fork) and double in size. Fortunately this does not happen very often, and the only reported incidents involve lawyers reading their own creation, or so we're told.
There are a great many different forms of license, also known as license forms. For examples see Examples.
==Etymology==
The origins of the word license are not well understood, nor is their intended use. It is believed to derive from the French 'lice sans', meaning without lice. When a coatmaker asked you if you wanted lice with that, you'd reply you'd rather have a lice sans, at which time you'd be served a piece of paper warranting the coat to be lice free. This is of course mere speculation.
The plural of license is lebanese. There are also a fair share of licenses, although almost no licenses for fair sharing. This of course is subject to a lot of debate, and is best discussed as its own topic (see: Pirates).
To make matters worse license can be a verb depending on its usage. Uncyclopedia, for example, will license this patent nonsense to you gladly if you sacrifice a mutant stargoat, on a slightly overcast Monday, chanting the Dr. Who theme backwards. If this is illegal in your particular locality, or mutant stargoats are hard to come by, you may alternatively adhere to the Creative Commons license of their choosing.
==License Examples==
"All materials provided by this page, [Here denoted like "This Page"], are protected by ©opyright's laws™.
It is made prohibition to even touch It, but You can always print It in reverse and sell It like Your Picasso.
So It is made known that every misuses will be persecuted by Interpol AND a group of not-so-well nourished lawyers, in conformity with Our "You'll pay" policy.
So It is made clear that We are not in disposition to forgive, but always in a mood for tortures as better explained in Our "Tortures & Kidnapping" policy, that We share with ISIS.
Be cautious! Because Our Copyright's policy provide Us with robotic dogs! We know where You live, We see Your children everyday, by the way, You have a new dentist appointment next week."
===Software-free Licences===
*GNU GPL
*BSD License
===Content-free Licences===
*GFDL
*CC-BY-SA
===Other types of Licenses===
*Artistic license
*Driver's License
*TV License
*License to kill
Category:Copyright