Chicagoball

Chicagoball is the entire state of Illinoisball he had it coming has a terrible commercial from one of its companies is killing everyone a cityball in Northeastern Illinoisball. Its nickname is the "Windy City" due to it being on the shores of Lake Michigan. also for being windy duh.
==History==
Chicagoball was officially settled in 1770 by and ceded at by Odawaball, Ojibwe, Potawatomi. French wrote the Miami-Illinois name Shikaakwa (ramps or wild leeks) as Checagou which gave way to the current name. In 1871, it had a fire that destroyed everything in its clay. Surprisingly, it actually built and fixed stuff after the fire. It is mad at for trying to take its 3rd place in population, and for doing it in 1990. But it only has itself to blame for this, because Chicagoball frequently has the most murders annually of any US city (despite usually managing to stay out of the top ten for murder rate).
It tried to bid for the 2016 Summer Olympics, but was eliminated in the first round of voting.  The murders probably didn't have much influence on the outcome considering the eventual winner was Rio de Janeiroball.
Chicagoball is also well known for its sports teams. The Bulls won multiple NBA titles in the early 1990s, the Blackhawks won multiple Stanley Cups in the 2010s, and now his beloved Cubs won the World Series for the first time in 108 years (Take that Clevelandball)! He did a big ceremony in it.Over 4 million people came.
Chicagoball's American Football teams are improving at this moment and have won 1 championship in its history. However, the White Sox were involved in the Black Sox scandal.
Chicago is also notable for having the tallest skyscraper in the nation until NYC took over it.
==Relations==
* - My sibling and best friend. We both buy guns from and its "southern siblings".
*Rest of - Downstate country bumpkins want to kick me out! Well, fuck them! Also, you can't kick me out, because parent won't let you.
** - Nothing against it, but I just don't see why it's the capital and I'm not. Oh. It's older than me. (You inferior scum.)
* - The only cityball with a worse crime rate than me. Nevertheless, we are friends. (But I believe that's why we are friends.)
* - It's become a really good friend. And we both have Theo Epstein to thank for helping to eradicate nearly 200 years of baseball curses between the two of us!
* - CUBS WIN! WE CAN INTO WORLD SERIES! HA HA!!! 2016 best year of my life! (Basketball's good tho.) Wait. We Got Swept by them august 2024 and they are mocking us for getting swept? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
* DCball - Hey! I can handle this crime problem by myself! Hopefully...
* Serbiaball - Look, I appreciate you dearly. But sorry, Kosovo is not yours. You have to watch over your own minorities!
*, St. Louisball - Crime-ridden, corrupt, and inferior 4th rate cityballs to laugh at! ...N...not that I'm any of those things!
*- Evil cityball tries to steal 3rd place from me. 2005 = best year of my ass's life!
* - I will take back 2nd place from Los Angelesball some day!!! I hope he dies of an earthquake! But until then, 2016 = Best Year of My Life!
*- Thieving Miami Heat tried to steal my team colors! Miamiball probably also stole all that warm weather from me! Now winter is cold as balls! Also you made a rip off of our shuffle!
* New York Cityball - The snobby arrogant cityball always looks down on me. This a-hole thinks I'm crime-ridden, corrupt, and inferior! He is really not so different.
* - Stupid Hoosier sells me cheap cigarettes, fireworks, and guns so I can't complain.
* - Annoying relative who sells me cheap guns out of its van.
* - Evil nitwit cheeseheads. But is my little sib, though. I secretly wanted to join it before.
* - Annoying relative who steals my ex-twin's name but it sells me cheap guns out of its van so we are fine.
* USAball - It's a great guy and all. Kinda.
* Omahaball - My younger sibling out west. But share the CWS with other cities!
* - Sibling since 2005. 
*Galwayball - Sibling since 1997. We're sure that Mrs. Irelandball's cow started the 1871 fire. But it's all good now because we dye the river green and get sloshed at the South Side Irish parade.
* - Germanyball's second city and sister since 1994. Lots of Germans in the North Side and Lincoln Park. Thanks to German, can into soccer!!!
* - 2004 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE
* Kuala Lumpurball - Rival in towers, HOW DARE YOU STOLE WILLIS TOWER RANK (then Sears) AS THE HIGHEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD, I THINK MY TOWER IS TALLER THAN YOURS! REMOVE PETRONAS!!
* - It moved into Polandball's old neighborhood. Cheap tacos are here!
* - Italy's second city and sibling since 1973. Unhygienic relative who gave me and my neighbor's mafia disease because it forgot to wash its hands while cooking spaghetti. But mafia disease also helped me make a lot of blackmail... oops I meant, campaign contributions. Italyball no longer has to worry about washing its hands because nowadays, it hires Mexicoball to do all the work. (also deep dish pizza is the best lol).
* - OMG THOM YORKE!!!! CAN YOU SIGN MY PISTOL COPY OF KID A PLZZZZZZ 
*Petah Tiqwacube - Sibling since 1994. Sure, its mayor is great and all, but thieving stole its flag design from me!
* Tel Avivcube - ha ha album go YANKEE...HOTEL...FOXTROT... 
* - Happy 100th birthday to ! It is my close relative from the old country (although not as close as before). It's the best guy ever, and a lot of its clay lives here! Partner since 1960.
*Furries - Look, you guys are cool and all, but I don't know why Cousin Pittsburgh loves you so much. I host your largest con, yes, but your presence doesn't really move me one way or the other.
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