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Lazari

My mommy's dead. I killed her. My name is Lazari, I'm eight years old, and I killed my mommy. She said I was a monster. She hated me. Now she's hanging from a tree.
I walked with my stuffed bunny through the cold and dark forest. I saw a tall man, and I wanted to be his friend. He had no facial expressions. and he was wearing a suit.
"Hello, I'm Lazari," I said as I lifted my hand for him to shake. He took my hand and lifted me up on his shoulders, which was a bit high. He was about eight to nine feet high. But I still giggled as I stayed on his shoulders. He took me away to some mansion that looked worn down and cracking. I like it though. He opened the door to see a guy that was gray and wearing a blue mask.
"Jack! Are you eating on my couch?!" the tall man said.
"Uh, no," he said while taking another bite of whatever was in his hands.
I took a deep breath through my nose. The smell of the thing in his hands was like rotting meat. My other side of me was coming out.
"Smells nice," my other side said before I jumped off of the mans back, flying towards the other man I was guessing was Jack. I grabbed his arms and took a deep bite out of him.
"Ow, shit!" Jack yelled.
I then realized what I was doing. My other side disapeared and I stared down at his now, injured arm. I saw a tear fall down my cheek. I jumped back to the tall man and cried.
"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to," I said. The tall man picked my up and I cried into his shoulder. He patted my back.
"Shh, its okay," he whispered.
"Oww...." Jack said while holding his arm," Slendy, where's the first aid?" 
"Hold on let me help you," the tall man, or should I say Slendy, said while setting me on the couch. He and Jack then began walking away. I heard them talking in the hallway.
"What was that?!" Jack whisper/screamed.
"Definitely not human," Slendy said quietly.
Darn, I probably already ruined my stay. I hope not.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Shortpasta
Lazerboom.exe

One day I found a DVD in my trash that I never used and it was something that reminded me of when I went home as a kid after all the bullies would beat me up. Anyways the cover said lazerboom.exe. I grabbed it out of curiosity and went into my house. 
I put it in my DVD and played it. In it was my mother staring at the screen. She looked sad but proud of me. "Shawn Guster, I feel so proud of you. I hope you are good where ever you are. I still remember the day when you were run over by that car. It was like a laser hit me and went all boom when I found out. I never been able to get over it." My mother said and that was when I got it. 
I had died in a car crash because I saw something that looked like EVIL PATRIXXX and I was scared. This happened ten to fifteen years ago and I have been a ghost ever since. 
The lesson of the story is that don't think you're truly there because you might not be.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:File Extensions
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
LazyTown: The Anime Series

Hi, my name is Alan Smith, and I'm 20 years old. I am a huge fan of LazyTown, and has been ever since I was little. I collected all of its merchandise and DVDs so I could watch the show every day. But on TV after watching an episode of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure on Toonami, it was announced an anime series based on LazyTown will air on autumn, and I was excited.
As months have passed, the anime series finally aired its first episode on television. While I thought the anime was going to have the same light-hearted theme as the original LazyTown, I was obviously wrong. The opening looked awesome though, but the episode itself looked so dark.
The episode took place in a post-apocalyptic future in LazyTown, and all of the citizens were dead except for Sportacus. Sportacus himself was crying to see that his beloved friend Stephanie died, and he had flashbacks with him and Stephanie together from the original episodes of LT and what has never been seen on the anime series. He tried to give her CPR, but failed. His airship was destroyed and had a lot of black marks there, and the Mayor's house was burned down. Then, Robbie Rotten can be seen with his arms crossed and an evil grin staring at Sportacus. While the both were fighting, Robbie snapped his fingers, making his three clones from that "We Are Number One" song appear and try to attack Sportacus. Sportacus when tried to find some sports candy, but there was none since the anime took place many years in the future where everything is nothing but an Armageddon. There was then a remix of We Are Number One playing in the background, and the Rotten clones attacking Sportacus, brutally killing him. And then, the episode ended.
After I watched the episode, I noticed that the time was near 12 AM, so I quickly fell asleep. While sleeping, I heard someone cackling outside the window, and when I woke up to open the window to see what was going on out there, there was Robbie Rotten and his three clones from that episode, and they brutally murdered me so I died.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Im died
Category:Memes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
LazyTown: The Truth

LazyTown, you may know this show as an attempt to get children to be active. There is more to this though. The show actually centers around an obese lethargic girl named Stephanie. She was bullied in college about her weight. She also was a control freak. One day she was leaving university after being bullied like normal when two creeps had stalked her and brought her into an alley. They had brutally beat her in a rage causing serious long term damage, then released her. One was an athletic French-man, the other was a lazy American. After the traumatic experience, she tried to forget it and all other worries by indulging in food. That food had affected her diabetes which was unknown to her seeing as her parents didn't take her to be checked out. She shortly after went into a diabetic coma.
In the coma, she created her own world, LazyTown. In that world, she was the skinny girl she wanted to be, and was never bullied. Her friends were represented as puppets, because she wanted to control them and have them cater to her every whim. It was her control freak side that made them that way. Her other 'friend' was that same French-man. He was given a name, Sportacus. He was the embodiment of one of the creeps. He also had a blimp which represented his candy van. The reason he was a friend is she had been really attracted to him after the violent beating. The other creep was represented as Robbie, a lazy man who always schemes to thwart Sportacus. He tried to thwart Sportacus because during the beating, Robbie only got her face, and Stephanie used braces. He lived underground in a trash-hole to represent his home country USA.
Here she is happy, in her own world never to care again.
This is her world and she controls it. As she thinks it should be.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:THERY
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
LazyTown Episode 4355

My friend had recently been murdered and I wanted to clean his house. I know it sounds weird but his mom is lazy and asked me to do it. I went to his attic and went through boxes upon boxes. I did find some cool stuff like an NES, and a golden ring. But one thing stood out to me the most. There was a dvd that said "Lazytown Episode 4355." I threw it into my bag, everything I thought was cool went in there.
When I got home I wanted to see what LazyTown episode 4355 was all about. I put it in my DVD player and I watched, Something that I regret. The episode started with sporticus running in the woods, which eemed odd because the woods did not have a cartoony style. Sporticus had a look of terror on his face, like someone was going to kill him. Then the screen cut to black. When the show came back, To my horror, it showed Stephanie cutting sporticus into peice in the kitchen. She had blackened eyes, a blackened mouth, was a blood red color, and was speaking in gibberish as she chopped him up. Then Stephanie looked at the screen and repeated the work "WELCOME TO HELL, THIS IS WHERE YOU BELONG." She put Sportacuses insides in the oven, then the screen cut to black. 
I was horified and started feeling uneasy. Interupting my thoughts the show came back on, but this time it was in the town. The camera followed Stephanie painting in blood on the walls "666." Ziggy was walking down the street, but then he saw her. Stephanie jumped at the puppet and guaged his eyes out and ate them. She looked at the screen one more time and said "You're next, dont be surprised if you don't wake up..." I felt paralyzed, I could'nt even pick up the remote to turn the damned show off. The next scene started, this time it was the mayor and he was contemplating suicide. He hung the noose up and kicked the chair over. With tears in my eyes I watched him strangle himself. The next scene was Stephanie sitting on a stool in the middle of town. I looked and saw Stingys car crashed into the wall with the number 666 in it. Stingy was in the car and the car crashed into Robbie rotten. Stephanie said to the screen, "I did this to all of them, I am the reason your friend Zack is dead. Anyone who watched this tape will never see the light of day ever again. YOU'RE NEXT" 
By the time im writing this im being stalked by my future killer. All of my friends and family know im going to die, Im terrified. So much so that I can't even sleep. I don't care if you don't think this is fake, but I have one more thing to say, if you ever find my body DON'T take the tape or you will be next...
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:TRUE STORY
Le PATRIXXX

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I fapped weak and horny,Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten porn,While I nodded, nearly cumming, suddenly there came a fapping,As of some one gently fapping, fapping at my chamber door.'Tis some troll,' I muttered, 'fapping at my chamber door -Only this, and nothing more.'
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in thehorny December,And each separate dying ember came its ghost upon the floor.Eagerly I fapped the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrowFrom my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost PATRIXXX -For the rare and EVIL PATRIXXX whom the trolls name PATRIXXX -Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain fapping of each purple curtainThrilled me - filled me with fantastic orgasms never felt before;So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating'Tis some troll entreating entrance at my chamber door -Some late troll entreating entrance at my chamber door; -This it is, and nothing more,'
Presently my dick grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,'Sir,' said I, 'or Bitch, truly your forgiveness I implore;But the fact is I was fapping, and so gently you came fapping,And so faintly you came fapping, fapping at my chamber door,That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -Troll there, and nothing more.
Deep into that darkness peeing, long I stood there wondering, fapping,Doubting, dreaming dreams no troll ever dared to dream before;But the dick was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, 'PATRIXXX!'This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, 'PATRIXXX!'Merely this and nothing more.
Back into the chamber fapping, all my soul within me cumming,Soon again I heard a fapping somewhat louder than before.'Surely,' said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -'Tis the troll and nothing more!'
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and fucker,In there stepped a stately PATRIXXX of the saintly days of yore.Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;But, with mien of lord or lady, fapped above my chamber door -Came upon a bust of Slenderman just above my chamber door -Fapped, and sat, and nothing more.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Leafboy Copypasta

You can't stop what's coming leafboy. I walk all over leaves every autumn, you think this year will be any different? Your flag is a fucking leaf. You chose the one part of the tree that dies every year. Not only that, but it's one of hundreds of leaves, thousands if it's a big tree. All dead come winter. Every winter. A vicious cycle. Totally insignificant. As soon as the tree has had it's way with you you are cast to the Earth to be trod by all other living things. Ants? They not only stomp about you, they will steal your corpse and use it for their people. Birds steal your lifeless shell with impunity. Leaves not only die once, but every year. A brave man dies only once, but leaves die a thousand deaths, or at least 20 or 30 if the tree lives that long. Perhaps more. Every year, leafs crunch beneath my boot. This year shall be no different. So it shall be written. So it shall be done. The day of the rake is at hand because every day is the day of the rake and has always been.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Leap Frog: The "Tad's Death" Tape

Leap Frog, the second most successful learning program next to Nick Jr. It had it's wonderful mascots, Websley, Tad, Quigley, and much more. But in 2004, it was given up to a new company which altered the "Letter Factory" series to be darker; yet familiar with people who grew up with it.
It begins with Mr. Frog and Tad playing cards at their house, they have... worried looks on their faces (like the normal movie.) Then, Websley appeared at Mr. Frog's door with an machete in his hand, with an angry expression with two hyper realistic eyes aiming at the screen, you didn't know at the time, you were the BABY. Tad's eyes started to frown at Websley as he flings the machete into Tad's skull, instantly killing him. Mr. Frog didn't say anything but sighed at his dead son and his... boss. 
"MR. FROG! MAKE ME MY FUCKING DICTIONARY"
was all that came out of Mr. Websley's mouth. Before the screen cut to black, with "R.i.p Tad."  being the only text on the screen.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Leather's Story Time - "Leather's Story Time - Lost Episode"

Good evening, my name is Leather!
"Good evening, I'm Leather!"
Oh boy, I can't stand hearing my own voice in a piece of shit like this.
Oh, I hear Duvi...
"LEATHER LET ME GO YOU FUCK"
"Shut up Duvi, you son of a bitch! LET ME DO THIS AND I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU INTERRUPT AGAIN!"
Uh, no...I don't remember doing this...
"Today, we are gonna be looking at whatever the hell this pasta is, it's called 'Leather's Story Time - Lost Episode'."
Wait, what? This is inception! I'm reviewing this pasta within reviewing this pasta!
Whatever, let's actually get to the pasta.
"Whatever, let's actually get to the pasta."
THIS IS SCARY.
"So apparently, I begin with 'Good evening, I'm leather!'"
"Oh boy, I can't stand hearing my own voice in a piece of shit like this."
...
"*muffled Duvi sounds*"
"So, the music is just one note, with varying pitches."
Yeah, the music is just one note with varying pitches, like Fudge.womb...
"The pasta is making me say "Yeah, the music is just one note with varying pitches, like Fudge.womb..."
I DON'T EVEN, I'M DONE.
I QUIT
Leather slammed the door to his room.
Then he dieded.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Leatherface Legend

Legend has it that the leatherface was masturbating when his chainsaw fell on his cock and cut it off. Very angry, he came out with his chainsaw and said that if he didn't have a dick, no one was going to have a dick, and he started cutting dicks like crazy.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Trollpasta
Category:NSFW
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Leave or Die

I was on Animal Crossing New Horizons, I just bought the game from a third party seller. The seller told me that the game was played he also told me his younger sister use to play it until.. He told me she died while playing the game. I soon freaked out but still took it I was so desperate! Then finally one week later I unboxed the game and played it.. to my surprise she had amazing villagers. I was exploring the island but then I saw it. An all black house all of it was black as curious as I am I went inside, I saw something an all dark figure with no face, no clothing nothing.. I tried to interact with it but nothing it soon slowly turned around look at me and soon brought out an ax and hit me. My game crashed I waited a couple of days and my Nintendo switch finally turned on, I was so happy! I logged backed on then I saw it. He/she told me to "Leave or die." Soon my game character was running none stop I was trying to escape but I couldn't. He asked me "Leave or die?" I showed my brother we freaked out. I left my game at that sentence for 10 whole hours. I didn't want to leave because they had a huge and beautiful island but then I didn't want to die. I closed my eyes and then with my joy con it landed on leave, I pressed leave then my screen slowly turned black my Ip was right on screen. My eyes widen I freaked out! I showed my mom Half of the recording. She soon freaked out to we moved to a different state and then burned the game with the switch. Im safe I think.. AHHHHHHHHH.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Leekzlo

There was a website, it got deleted, it was made for kids, and it was fun. I'm gonna tell you about it.
One day, I was looking for games on Splo.der. I came across an ad, and it looked cool. So I clicked on it. It was called Leekzlo, it was supposed to be for kids. I made an account on it to see what it was. When I was done, I clicked on Members. I found out I was the second user of Leekzlo, Leekzlo was the first. I found out you played as an army figure. I had lots of fun playing it. About a week later, another member joined. His username was supadawg84687. We pmed eachother alot and played alot of games. It was the next year, 2007, supadawg84687 had quit. So I had to play alone again. Then the year 2008 came, and I hadn't been on Leekzlo in months, I was busy playing Roblox. I went to Leekzlo, and supadawg84687's profile blog said Teufel. I went on ROBLOX forums and asked what that meant. Somebody said Heck in german. I checked to see if that was right, it was. The next day I went on Leekzlo, 57 members had joined, all named tuefel. I got sort of scared, but then I went to the game to see if anything was wrong. the backrond was red, the sky was a dark red, and every member was there. They were just there, not moving. Suddenly, they started shapeshifting into all the simple shapes really fast, and moved in random directions. I tried exiting out, but the computer was locked up. I had to force shutdown to exit out. The internet went down for a few days, so I never went on Leekzlo and avoided all ads of it.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Roblox
Category:English Class Failure
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Left...

I am happy that this is over, but like Hell anyone should go through what I did.
You see a couple years back there was this theme park in Minnesota, Valley Fair, I had only been there once and that was the last time I'll ever go there.
On my 10th birthday my parents took me, my sister, and my girlfriend, Marissa, to Vallley Fair for the first time. When we got there I ran to the nearest roller coaster, The Renegade, with Marissa.
XVScary stuff starts hereVX
After getting stuck on the top of it for 12 minutes, we came down and on the first turn the track changed and we charged through a tunnel in the plastic mountain, and stopped in front of a door inside a room filled with old machines and spare parts. We got out and read a little sign next to the door, it read "The Beast Abyss is though this door." It was writen in what looked to be dried red paint.
There was no handle on the door just some holes and some screws on the ground, the knob was taken. I pushed on the door, nothing, Marissa spoke up, "Are you sure we should go in there?" she sounded scared, "It's probably an old attraction, don't worry!"
I pulled the door and it opened with some force, "There" we walked in and there was nothing to be found, it was pitch black, and not a thing was found. Then some sounds could be heard, light screaming, yelling, crying. Marissa got behind me and ducked, "I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE!" She shreiked. Then we heard a rattling sound, like chains, fires burst from both sides and we saw a rotting corpse, covered and filled with bloody maggots, it eyes were gouged out and the space between them was torn out, it was suspended by rusty, meat hooks, and held together with, what looked to be, intestine. Marissa screamed and ran away, I nearly threw up at the sight of it, and the thought makes me sick to this day. The hole in it's head started to glow a faint blue and its jawless mouth sputtered barly understandable words, "Doomed, sick, die, suffer..." with each word it spat more blood on me. Then it's "eye" started to glow brighter, untill I couldn't see. "You....paid.....the dept." I heard, and then nothing, I could hear, feel, smell, anything.
When I came too I was on The Renegade, with Marissa next to me, smile and screaming, and I felt weird. When I got home I took my shoes off and a patch of skin on my foot had turned grey and dry....
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit