EVIL PATRIXXX's GIRLFRIEND!

Once, Evil Patrixx was wandering around Bikini Bottom. 
Everybody steered clear of Evil Patrixxx, except for one cute starfish girl who saw him.
"Listen, why don't you run away like everybody else?" Evil Patrixxx said, confused.
"Well, aren't you handsome?" said the starfish.
Evil Patrixxx stood a little straighter.
"I'm handsome?" he giggled.
The starfish girl smiled.
"Wanna go out to the movies sometime?" she asked.
"Well.. I-I Y-You see..." Patrixxx stopped himself.
One part of him wanted to kill that starfish girl, but the other half wanted to go to the movies....
"Okay." Evil Patrixxx said abruptly.
"See ya Tuesday, at nine o' clock.." the starfish replied.
She then walked away, leaving Patrixx on the road. Patrixxx had never felt this way.... he didn't like it. It felt like he was being melted into a bunch of goo. 
He decided to shake off the feeling and went to SpongeBob's pineapple, where he would do SpongeBob some good.
When he got inside the Pineapple, he saw SpongeBob eating Gary. Gary was screaming, trying to wiggle out of SpongeBob. 
When SpongeBob finished Gary off, he saw Patrixxx, standing there. SpongeBob froze, and started in Patrixxx's evil red eyes. 
Patrixxx shut the door, and walked towards SpongeBob. 
"Patrixxx.... please.... spare me.........."
Patrixxx had no mercy.
The shrill screeches that managed to escape SpongeBob's mouth were heard vividly by Super Squidward, playing his clarinet. 
Super Squidward knew something was wrong, and dashed into his cape and flew to SpongeBob's. Super Squidward was too late, dead SpongeBob carcasses were lying everywhere on the ground. Patrixxx was smiling evilly, standing over Dead SpongeBob. 
Super Squidward shot his laser eyes at Patrixxx, who dodged them and escaped. Super Squidward walked towards one of the dead SpongeBobs, and grasped him in his hand.
"Please..... Dead SpongeBob...... Please don't be dead..."
It was too late, again. The SpongeBob he was holding was lifeless. Tears began to well up in Squidward's heroic laser-blasting eyes.
"Why?" Super Squidward said. "WHYYYYYYY? WHY EVIL PATRIXXX??? WHYYY?" 
It was too bad, 
Dead SpongeBob was now dead.
Meanwhile, Patrixxx was buying tickets to 
the Bubble Bottom Cinema for him and his girlfriend. 
"Two tickets, please." Patrixxx said to the ticket master. 
"Sure thing." the ticket master said. 
Before you would be able to say 'Weener-Hoozer' the t
icket master drew up some tickets and gave them to Patrixxx.
"Thanks for doing business with us." the ticket master said.
"Whatever." Patrixxx said very rudely as he walked away.
Later that night, Patrixxx and that girl starfish met up at Bubble Bottom cinema. 
"Hi Patrixxx." the starfish girl said.
"What are we watching." Patrixxx said flatly. 
"The Alien Movie." the starfish girl said.
They went into the theater to watch.
They were planning to sit together, but Super 
Squidward and Dead SpongeBob was sitting in between them.
"Squidward? SpongeBob?" Evil Patrixxx
said.
"Well...." Squidward said. "You bought four tickets!"
"Four tickets?" Patrixxx said angrily.
"Yeah, you and that starfish girl and you both bought two tickets each."
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