Juice Collins

is a player for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Collins has previously played for the San Francisco Lovers and Hawai'i Fridays. 
==Official League Records==
Collins joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays on , Day 76, after the incineration of Sebastian Sunshine.
Despite only starting play much of the way through Season 3, Collins still managed 106 plate appearances with a 0.386 batting average, ranking #1 in the league.
During the Fridays' , Day 92 game against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Collins partied and received a boost to all stats.
Collins stole 24 bases in , tied for 8th in the league.
During the Coffee Cup, Collins played for FWXBC as a pitcher.
During the , Collins became a pitcher via the Fridays' will.
During the , Collins' pitching increased from and defense decreased as a result of the Fridays' will.
On Day 39 of , Collins pitched a perfect game with 10 strikeouts in 27 outs.https://reblase.sibr.dev/game/7521166b-c4fc-4304-a1d8-d43df64eb6e2
On Day 71, Collins was exchanged to the San Francisco Lovers due to Feedback. Collins was replaced by King Roland.
Collins was traded back to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for King Roland during the via the Fridays' will. Collins' star ratings were then completely randomized as a result of the blessing, resulting in Collins becoming an and gaining the modification.
On , Day 93, Collins retreated to the Fridays' Shadows in exchange for Don Mitchell at Hawai'i Viberight Field via the .
During the December 16, 2022 Fall Ball, Collins fell to the Tokyo Lift.
==History==
===Appearance===
Juice Collins appeared during Day 76 of Season 3, in a game versus the Los Angeles Tacos after Fridays veterans Hendricks Rangel and Sebastian Sunshine were incinerated. At the Fridays' perennial third base refreshments cart, Our Lady of Perpetual Friday reached down and guided the snack specialist's hand, pouring a cocktail so powerful that God gave it a soul. It gained sentience and stepped into the diamond during the Fridays' time of greatest need. She called herself Juice Collins. At her first at-bat, she hit a double. The devastated Fridays went on to win the game thanks in part to Collins.
===Recipe===
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Play Kokomo by The Beach Boys. Recording, live band, or acapella works, though results may vary.
pour into collins glass
garnish with and tiny umbrella
==Expansion Era==
===Frequent Trips to Elsewhere===
Juice Collins was the first member of the Hawai‘i Fridays to make multiple trips Elsewhere due to the Immateria flooding. It is speculated that her liquid nature makes it easier for her to navigate these floods. Upon her return, she spoke of leading tours through the Elsewhere and, we quote, “scamming Elsewhere tourists”, at which point she was quickly shushed by other members of her team. Juice Collins has never committed a crime (as far as you know).
At the end of Season β15, Collins was Moved to the Hawai‘i Fridays rotation as a part of the team’s Balanced Breakfast campaign (also affecting fellow teammate Baldwin Breadwinner). The results greatly benefited the team, Collins’ skills better utilized on the mound. Longtime Fridays pitcher Stevenson Heat remarked on how excited he was to train more closely with her and how “we really made pitcher outta Juice, huh?” while several other players loudly yelled “OOOOHHHHHH” in the background. 
Collins played for the Fridays from her birth through the nullification of Baseball β (aside from a short 18-game stint in San Francisco when she missed her flight back to Hawai‘i). This, along with her classic Fridays nature, led to somewhat of a leadership role for her. While never in charge in any formal capacity, Collins and Heat were often looked to as unofficial captains through the constantly changing scape of the game. As the last two original Fridays, they offered support, mentorship, and a shoulder to lay one’s head on when times were tough. The two were already friends, but bonded more closely together over this responsibility as the era went on. 
==Fan Works==
File:Juiceisloosejumbov2.gif|Juice Collins jumbotron graphic by 
File:JuiceCollins.jpg|Snapshot of the day Juice Collins was brought to life
File:JuiceCollinsTLOPPS.jpg|Tlopps card by 
File:Juicecollinsbyhummingbelle2.png|By Hummingbelle
File:Juice.jpeg|art by 
File:101JuiceCollins.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Juicecollins card.jpg|art by @RPonsell
File:Juice Collins pitching for FWXBC.png|Collins pitching for FWXBC. art by @MaliceAmidst
File:Juice Collins.jpg|Juicy in colored pencils by @MaliceAmidst
File:Juice Collins in black tank top.jpg|A traditional drawing of Juice by @Malice-amidst
File:Juiceeli.png|alt=A drawing of Juice Collins from Blaseball smiling. She is a fat woman made of an orange cocktail with lemon slices for eyebrows and a drink parasol in her hair.|Juice by Eli
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Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Nonhuman Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
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