Foolmates: Morry.exe

You know those lost episode creepypastas back in the mid-2010s that all had cringy Sonic.exe references, shock value, pointless violence, and every other trope that had no reason to happen at all?
People are now turning these into videos, or "videopastas" as they're called now. Most of them are pretty good, some of them need improvement, and some of them are great. The most iconic videopasta creators I can name are VibingLeaf (who started it all), Lukinspire, feridoodles6, and RodrigoJogos. There are also plenty of bad videopastas, like the noedolekciN trend amongst logo kids. It's notorious for having almost every cliche you could think of. Blood, backwards text, static, jumpscares, the number 666, etc. It doesn't seem to be dying down any time soon, and that's unfortunate.
However, around 2-3 years ago I found a videopasta that was so bad, it made me question my sense of humor. I can still vividly remember it, because it was THAT bad.
The title was "Foolmates: Morry.exe". The title alone made me roll my eyes. However, not a lot of people do videopastas on Foolmates. That's what interested me about this. If you don't know what Foolmates is, the best way I can describe it is a man named Morry living in an apartment with his lazy and unemployed black roommate, Richard. Richard, due to being unemployed, is a massive mooch. He always tries to get 50 bucks from Morry, who always replies with "get a job". Funnily enough, Richard's only life goal is getting 50 bucks, as this is a common running gag throughout the show.
The thumbnail itself was just as bad as it was literally just a jpeg of Morry with black eyes and red pupils, the usual. I went ahead and watched anyway.
The episode started off with Richard playing Fortnite. He was blurting out annoying Fortnite player slang, like "lemme get this dub", "I'm lagging", "this guy's a sweat", etc. Morry comes in frame, clearly disappointed and annoyed. "Hey, Richard?" Morry groans. Richard tells his friends that he's gonna go AFK for a moment. He takes off his headphones, looks at Morry and says "Yeah man?".
Morry went on a rant. "Richard, you've been doing all this shit and not once have you ever done anything for me. You just keep mooching money off of me! This is why I can't afford shit! Get a job already, you lazy fuck!" Richard replied casually, "Not until you give me 50 bucks."
"Oh yeah? Well, why don't you come with me into the living room? I'll give you 50 bucks there!" Morry said sarcastically, with an evil scheming look on his face. "Aight man." Richard said, following Morry. 
Once they were in the living room, Richard sat down. "Hold on, gimme a second. I'll go get the money." said Morry. "Sweet!" replied Richard enthusiastically. Richard just sat there for a few seconds. "OOOHHH RICHARD!!!" yelled Morry. "You got my 50 bucks, man?" replied Richard.
And then out of NOWHERE, Morry just maniacally runs in with a kitchen knife in his hand, screaming "HERE'S YOUR 50 BUCKS, BITCH!!!". His eyes now had the overdone Sonic.exe palette, black eyes and red pupils, just like in the thumbnail. And then he just fucking murders Richard, while the camera shakes aggressively like the cameraman was having a seizure. I couldn't even make anything out. Stock blood sound effects played over each other. It sounded like a massacre. As the shitshow went on, I could hear a stock sound effect of a black man screaming, probably stolen from some meme on the internet or something. I shit you not, it was so loud I had to turn the volume down. It was so sudden and abrupt, that I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.
After Richard's completely dead, Morry just chucks his corpse out the window. That made me laugh even harder. I could NOT take this video seriously for the life of me. I had to pause the video to continue laughing. Once I was done, I resumed.
And then what happened at the end was the craziest shit I've ever seen at the end of any video. I don't think I've ever laughed this hard in my life.
It cuts to black and stays like that for around 10 seconds. And then, big red bloody bold text appeared saying "MORRY.EXE'S COMING FOR YOU!!!" accompanied by the loudest fucking dramatic sting I've ever heard. Morry ran up to the screen insanely fast while making this goofy ass noise that I can only describe as a Tazmanian Devil-Hulk hybrid screaming in frustration, overlayed by loud footsteps that sounded like someone vigorously banging the table. I fell out of my chair, cachinnating like a hyena to the point I was wheezing. I jumped on my bed, just roaring with laughter for a few minutes.
I don't even think this videopasta was meant to be a serious one. I feel like this video was either just a massive joke or satire on bad creepypastas. If it IS a satire, it's a really great one. It demonstrates all the clichés excellently. Everything just HAPPENS for no reason, the Sonic.exe references, the horrible pacing (one second it's normal the other a character kills someone), it tries too hard to be scary and fails miserably and it does that stupid "I'M COMING FOR YOU"/"character runs at you" cliché at the end of some creepypastas.
I don't remember who uploaded it. I never looked at the channel or anything, and this was a few years ago. It most certainly wasn't IsaiahCartoons (the creator of Foolmates), though. But to whoever made this video, well done. You're a fucking legend.
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