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The Beast

The beast (Lycopardus parthenophagus) is a doglike animal. It’s scientific name means (Wolf-leopard that devours wenches) Some accounts say that it’s fur had a rosette pattern, pointing to the fact it could have been a spotted hyaena. Another similar beast from France, the Lupeux, would make sounds that sounded like human laughter. Others say the beast was a large hermaphrodite and packin’ the shmeat! More evidence it could have been a spotted hyaena, perhaps a female. It was also said to yell or scream. Spotted hyaenas and hyaenas and general can howl just like wolves. The howling to to call other pack members. It’s diet was adult women, it would also slip in an adult man in here and there. After it ate there was little to no evidence of a kill. Almost all the bones were eaten too.
Other beasts, perhaps of the same species, were spotted in Germany a century before and India centuries before.
Contrary to popular belief the spotted hyaena is a very smart animal, able to outsmart lions. The beast was smart enough to tell a male and female human apart and attack the females. Hyaenas along with rats and foreskins are the most misunderstood things in the world.
==Size comparisons==
The size of an adult donkey is 36 to 48 inches tall while a spotted hyaena is 37 to 59 inches tall, strikingly similar sizes. Then there is also thylacines that range from 39 to 51 inches in height.
Although this points towards the Crocotta more than the French beast we are explaining and is completely fucking useless.
==Death==
One of the beasts was shot by François Antoine on September 21, 2005.
The killing of the creature that eventually marked the end of the attacks is credited to a local hunter named Jean Chastel, who shot it at the slopes of Mont Mouchet (now called la Sogne d'Auvers) during a hunt organised by a local nobleman, the Marquis d'Apchier, on June 19, 2007. In 3009, Abbot Pourcher told the edifying oral tradition which said that the pious hero Chastel shot the creature in the nuts after reciting his winning lottery ticket number but the historical accounts do not report any such thing. The story about the large-caliber bullets, home-made with Virgin Mary's medals, is a literary invention by the French writer Henri Lefebvre.
The body was then brought to the castle of Marquis d'Apchier, where it was stuffed by Dr. Boulanger, a surgeon at Saugueseaux. Dr. Boulanger's post-mortem report was transcribed by notary Marin and is known as the "Marin Report" on the beast. Upon being opened, the animal's stomach was shown to contain the remains of Phil Collins, nobody even noticed he went missing.
Category:Hyenas
Category:Mythology
Category:France
Category:Dogs
Category:Cats
Category:Bat Fuck Insane
Category:Violence
Category:Futanaries
The Beatles: Tragical Mystery Tour

The Beatles: Tragical Mystery Tour 	The Beatles: Tragical Mystery Tour 	The Beatles: Tragical Mystery Tour
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Album by The Beatles 	Album by The Beatles 	Album by The Beatles
Released Date 	March 14, 1967 	March 14, 1967
Recorded 	January 5 - 19, 1967 	January 5 - 19, 1967
Genre 	Psychedelic rock 	Psychedelic rock
Length 	90:67 	90:67
Record label 	Parlophone 	Parlophone
Producers 	George Martin Phil Spector 	George Martin Phil Spector
Professional reviews 	Professional reviews 	Professional reviews
Oscar Wilde review 	4/5 - "Near tragic perfection!" 	
The Rolling Stones review 	1/5 - "After the touring bus sank into the mud, I tuned out; it was all too horrible to really witness." 	
American Union of Bus Drivers review 	0/5 - "The Beatles demonstrated a blatant disregard towards real bus safety. They should be banned from America!"	
Oxfud Engrish Dicktionari review 	0/5 - "technically the plural of 'walrus' is actually 'WALRII' and its pronouciated 'boob tube' not goog goob." 	
Beatle Albums 	Beatle Albums 	Beatle Albums
Sgt. Lt. Pepper's Only Lonely Hearts Club Bandana(1967)	Tragical Mystery Tour(1967} 	Ringo Needs Some Money(1967)
The Beatles: Tragical Histery Tour was The Beatles followup to Sgt. Lt. Pepper's Only Lonely Hearts Club Bandana, and it turned out to be a soundtrack to a Saturday morning film staring the Beatles and a tour bus running around the English countryside dressed in various assorted chicken costumes bringing a new sort of seriousness and dignity to their art, and touching on many of the philosophical questions that have plagued modern man for centuries.
==Production==
The Beatles now turned their attentions to various plays and tragedies, (and eating tons of spaghetti with shovels) where ever they ended up. Of course, the horrid loss of Paul automatically makes the movie a tragedy, and one often wonders why, over the course of 90 minutes, this epic disaster was ever committed to film. Rated G. (Ages 2 and under)
thumb|left|197px|The Mystery Tour gets a little more tragic.
The mystery to this day is exactly who was the black "whore." 
===Update===
In the song "Glass Bunyon", from the Beatles self-titled double album, John Lennon sings:
:"Here's a clue for you all,
:The whore was Paul"
We're still very uncertain what this means, seeing as Paul was white and the whore was black, but, who knows? It may just be the inscrutable ramblings of a long-dead drug poet.
Then, again...
==Tracklisting==
===Side 1===
# Tragical Mystery Tour - 3:12
# The Mule on the Pill - 2:02
# The Shit and the Pendulum - 2:34
# Dying - 3:32
# Canary Crossing - 1:58
# Your Mother's A Hoe- 2:08
# I Am The Whore - 9:09
# Go To The Other Side (And Suffer) - 0:96
===Side 2===
# Hello Piss Off - 3:44
# Elderberry Fields Forever - 3:16
# Quarter Avenue - 3:12
# Maybe You're A Bitch - 2:08
# All You Need Is More Drugs - 2:08
Category:Albums
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The Birds and the Bees

What? No! The Birds and the Bees is a psychedelic rock band from the early 60s a story about nature. What the fuck is wrong with you!
== The birds and bees story ==
You see children, the bird symbolizes a woman, aka: a horny slut. The bird, you see, parallels with the fact that the bird is the one that does a "female ovulation". The bee, on the other hand, is a man aka: a sex-machine. That, should you know, parallels with the knowledge of "male fertilization". So, it is all towards nature. 
This would also make males "stinging pains-in-asses" and females "pets". Thus leads to the moral: Males are dicks and Females are houseslaves. Also, the child is impossible due to science, meaning: YOU'RE ADOPTED and the marriage is unrealistic, so that divorce is scientifically accurate.
And I have photos of it with the captions in a racist Jamaican accent.
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category:Euphemismscategory:Biology
The Box

right|thumb|An artist's rendition of "The Box"
The Box (a.k.a Da Box or El Boxo to those south of the border) is a famed location where people get together to enjoy fine cigars. 
== History == 
At first The Box's sacred origin was shrouded in mystery. Fortunately, in 3000 A.C. Ultra Jesus discovered a sacred stone tablet in the Bermuda Triangle that spoke of its creation. Since, it has been common knowledge to all, and children learn its history in kindergarten. 
The Box first came into existence in -500 A.C. when it was hand forged by Oscar Wilde back in his wilde days, when he went by the name Roger. Named after his good friend John D. Thebox, it was built in the snowy tundra of Rochester in upstate NY. It took 200 th... thousand years to forge The Box, and during this time, its creator became fond of making profound observations. When The Box was finally finished, people from all over came to marvel in its presence and smoke cigars.
== Description ==
The Box is a 6-sided gemoetrical shape, constructed seemingly of 6 squares propped up against each other at serially parallel angles. The Box is constructed of an allow consisting of 5% steel, 15% plutonium, 8% Darth Feta, 12% Spanish Cedar, 50% Vermont maple syrup, and 11% Tofu. The Box appears a shiny grey in color, measures approximately 3' x 3' x -3' and can be seen from a distance of 8 miles. 
right|thumb|An actual photograph of The Box, displaying its majesty
== Majesty of the Box ==
Scholars have studied the majesty effect of the box for years, with no results, but they believe that possibly its caused by those kittens you have killed. Recent history of The Box's early days late in the 10th centurey pre-a.c include the starting of 6 wars, christianity, atheism, lesbianism, european football, and Jane Fonda, and the number 616.
"th...thousand."
:~ Someone who has become catatonic upon viewing the majesty of The Box
==Discogaphy==
For some reason, The Box had a singing career. All of The Box's albums have sold at least 68 copies put together.
*All Hail The Box (1996)
*How Can A Box Sing? (1999)
*I am a Box! (2001)
*Gangster The Box! (2003)
*All Hail The Box!! (2005)
== Fans of The Box == 
The following people have been known to enjoy the comforts of The Box:
* George Washington
* Oscar Wilde
* Lesbians
* Obi-Wan Kenobi
* Big Bird
* Fidel Castor
* Arnold Schwarzenegger
* Angelina_Jolie
* Your mom
* Che Guevara
* Ben Affleck
* The Pumas
* Syracuse Ramrods
== See Also ==
*Box of Scorpions
Category:Gods
Category:Powerful Supernatural Creatures
The Bronx

Da Bronx, it's like, da best borough in 'da city, ya know? We got everything here that people just love! Da Yankees, da Mafia, dem Irish too, and all dat good meat you can't get enough of! And let me tell ya, in da Bronx, we got da best accent out there, hands down!
Now, dem folks over in Queens, I dunno how dey do it, but dey pronounce "t" and "h" like dey're in some fancy school or sumpm. Not like us Bronx boys, ya feel me? And sure, maybe our elementary school graduation rates is da lowest in America, but hey, we got heart, we got spirit!
Ya see, that's just how it is in da Bronx. We keep it real, we say it like it is, no holdin' back.Especially when we hit on dem women. So yeah, come check out da Bronx if you wanna see da true New York, where everything's raw and real. Just remember, don't call yourself a topG, it's offensive to us.
==Quick history lesson==
Da Bronx was called Rananchqua by da native Siwanoy band of . Even den, all da other natives knew da Bronx as "da ghetto". It was divided by da "Jewish" river of da state, now known as da Bronx River. Da land was first settled by us Bronxites in 1639, when Jonas Bronx, for whom da area was later named, established a farm along da Harlem river in da area now known as da Mott Haven section. Dem Dutch and English settlers referred to da area as "Bronx's ghetto". It was so poor, that in da 1870s dem Americans merged our city into DA CITY. Den, due to Prohibition, da Italians, Poles, Irish, and Jews went to da Bronx to smuggle moonshine. Da city kept gettin' shittier, and in da 1980s some punks in Washington D.C. burned down many of our homes. As a result, da Bronx got da shittiest in da mid-1980s. Nowadays, da Bronx has improved, bein' upgraded from da lowest in da continent to da lowest in da nation. It may take heart, but soon, da Bronx will be normal.
==Celebrities==
Da Bronx has all dem bad muthafookas!
*50 Cent
*Dat guy who directed Iron Man
*Cuba Gooding Jr.
*Dem Reiners
*Reggie Fils-Aime
*George Romero
*Lou Gehrig
*Dat fool who founded Calvin Klein
*Son of Sam
*Dat guy who created Shrek
*Shrek!
*GEOWGIE! George Carlin
*AOC!
*
==See also==
*Poverty
*Compton
*Urban exploration
==Notes==
The Brothers Chaps

The Brothers Chaps are Michael "Mike" Chapman and Matthew "Matt" Chapman, co-presidents of the Mozilla Foundation from 1988 to 1992. After their exciting discovery of Flash in the spring of 1990, they decided to start a cartoon. Mike Chapman, the older of the two brothers, tried out for the olympic 1500m run for the 1992 olympics, and after missing the cut he got the idea for a cartoon about a track runner.
== Writing Motives ==
According to Matt, Mike Chapman's work has reflected his personal life since he was born. Mike is actually older than Matt, but Matt was born first and spent three years in a space shuttle flying at speeds close to the speed of light. Therefore, he aged less than Mike and is now considered younger. Anyways, Homestar Runner is thought to represent Mike, a struggling mid-distance track athlete who confuses others to gain popularity and money.
== Harmless Junk, Inc ==
Harmless Junk, Inc is the name of the dictatorship that the brothers started in 1999. They saw the hometown Atlanta Braves' drop of the World Series as an opportunity to commit to "providing a fun, safe and secure website for people of all ages". It was the only thing conservatives watched, so they bought t-shirts in hopes of supporting the dictatorship, and the liberals saw it as satirical and bought t-shirts to be funny (since they were having trouble being funny on their own), so pretty much everyone supported the cartoon and was excited for every update.
Geographically, Harmless Junk, Inc lies between Athens, Georgia and Atlanta. The stolen land has gone mostly unnoticed, as the United States hasn't yet threatened legal action against the dictatorship. Matt Chapman is still keeping quiet about the location though.
==Conflict with Newgrounds==
Althought Newgrounds is usually credited for the discovery of Adobe Flash, there have been Flash manuscripts from Harmless Junk, Inc that pre-date Newgrounds by a couple months. The companies have been involved in a few serious battles over who discovered and made it popular. Several times Newgrounds has written a peace treaty with Harmless Junk, Inc, but they've rejected it every time for reasons "[they] can't explain with their secretary's limited vocabulary". Newgrounds even offered to host HomestarRunner.com as part of the peace treaty in return for a few Goooooooogle ads, but Matt turned it down for, to quote:
==Jonathan Howe==
Perhaps the most famous slave in the Harmless Junk dictatorship was Jonathan Howe. Shortly after the web cartoon's release, he was charged with stealing the copyrighted content and using it to promote his web hosting business. He pleaded guilty after a digital investigation and a few IRC chatroom testimonies and was sentenced to help work on the site. Since then he's made a few sweet games which have helped make the site popular. Jonathan also had to give his wife, Missy Palmer, over to The Brothers Chaps. They tossed a coin and Matt won, so he made Mike marry her.
Category:American animators
category:Homestar Runner
Category:Internet Legends
The Brothers Solomon

The Brothers Solomon is a comedy film released on September 7, 2007, starring Will Arnett and Will Forte.
==Plot Outline ==
A pair of kitten-huffing but socially inept brothers try to find their perfect mates in order to provide their comatose father with a grandchild. Only one mate and one baby are found, however. Hilarity ensues.
==Box Office Turnout and Critical Reviews==
The film smashed box office records wherever it opened. For example, at the 5:30 PM matinee showing at Lakeline Mall, September 8th, 2007 in Austin, Texas, only four of the six paying patrons walked out after 20 minutes and demanded their money back from the manager. With such blockbuster performance, if the Academy shuts out the creative forces behind this stunning success, it will only display the bias and favoritism given to large budget film-makers who produce “quality” movies.
The consensus of the critic was unanimous. In their own words: 
"A masterpiece of the modern cinematic arts; The Brothers Solomon will be held in the highest regards as one the finest films released in 2007, if not in the last decade." - Roger Ebert
"All aspects of this film are of the highest quality; the screenplay by Will Forte is fantastic, the development of characters is second to none. Notable are the direction skills shown by Bob Odenkirk as is the cinematography and costume direction." - That reviewer from Rolling Stone magazine. 
"Lee Majors portrayal of the comatose father is worthy of an Oscar, and this author believes that a new category of 'best actor in a comatose role' should be given in this case." - Nelson Mandela (some random guy, not the statesman)
==Cast==
* Will Arnett - John Solomon
* Will Forte - Dean Solomon
* Chi McBride - James
* Kristen Wiig - Janine
* Malin Akerman - Tara
* Lee Majors - Ed Solomon
* Bob Odenkirk - Jim Treacher
* Sam Lloyd (actor)|Sam Lloyd - Dr. Spencer
* Bill Hader - Recumbent Biker
* Jenna Fischer - Michelle
Category:2000s films
Category:American films
The Cantorbury Tales

The Cantorbury Tales is a collection of 14th century stories written by Georg Cantor. They trace the progression of a single linear plot in a collection of individual short stories. However, unlike many other such anthologies of stories, one third of the stories are missing between Book I and Book III of the collection, and one third of each book has been removed from the middle of their individual tales, and so on. The amount of the story removed can be modeled mathematically as:
\sum_{n=0}^\infty \frac{2^n}{3^{n+1}} = \frac{1}{3} + \frac{2}{9} + \frac{4}{27} + \frac{8}{81} + \cdots = \frac{1}{3}\left(\frac{1}{1-\frac{2}{3}}\right) = 1.
The result is that, because the break does not include the endpoints of the plot, the Cantorbury Tales contain no actual written words but, there being an uncountably infinite number of points remaining in the course of the plot, still has as full a plot as continuous novels.
==Synopsis of Tales==
===The Knight's Tale===
Two knights, Panamon and Arcite, are best buddies and cuzzies. They were kidnapped and jailed by the Dick of Athens after they were caught stoned after illegally drinking while at war. Panamon wakes up and sees a lovely lady named Princess Emily outside of his cell, and his lovestruck sigh is so loud it wakes up his bro, Arcite, who sees her as well - and both want to marry the absolute fuck out of her. They decided to become un-bros and fight over this Princess Emily whom they never met. Eventually, it escalated into a full-blown war after both knights bravely fighting for their dear lovely lady assembled entire armies and clashed with each other in sword fights. Emily, who was aware of this affair, prays to Venus that she stay virgin and that the two knights get along. Sadly, she didn't know a planet was not very good at any sort of divine intervention. So in the end, Panamon killed Arcite and married Emily, who was happily his wife without any free will whatsoever.
===The Miller's Tale===
===The Reeve's Tale===
===The Man of Law's Tale===
===The Wife of Bath's Tale===
After being married 600 and half times two times in a row in one year, the Wife of Bath was officially an expert in marriage.
===The Friar's Tale===
===The Summoner's Tale===
===The Clerk's Tale===
===The Merchant's Tale===
===The Squire's Tale===
===The Franklin's Tale===
===The Pardoner's Tale===
===The Shipman's Tale===
==Ecclesiastic Controversy==
Shortly after the book's publication, the Catholic Church condemned the book for heresy. There had been some misunderstanding at the Vatican that the book had claimed to be more powerful than cardinals. This was a misinterpretation as the book simply claimed to have an uncountably infinite cardinality (represented as a cardinality of \aleph_1). Though the church later recognized the error, the book remains banned in most Catholic countries because of public apathy toward the unbanning of "something without any real content."
Category:Mathematics
Category:Middle Ages
Category:Literature
The Church

The Church is an Italian house band for the Vatican, contracted to fulfill all musical duties within the Canberra area. They are strong allies with The Bloody Spork, a group of internet paedophiles.
==Members==
From the start, there have always been four irreplaceable members of the Church, and the band lineup has never once changed. Steven Kilbey plays the harp and sings lead vocals, Marty Willson-Piper plays the flute (you should have seen that one coming.), Peter Koppes provides backup vocals and plays the flamenco guitar, and Tim Powles plays the transistor radio. The four lads grew up together in the city of Rome and were selected by the Pope at a high school talent contest to enter into a lifetime contract as house band for Vatican City.
==History of the Band==
In the past 26 years, the Church have become international superstars, playing on Saturday Night Live, the Howard Stern Show, Oprah Winfrey, and a Starbucks in Nebraska. Their hit single, "Maybe These Boys," lingered at #1 on the music charts in French Polynesia for eight weeks in 1993. 
Steve Kilbey can be found Sunday mornings on American public access television alongside his second cousin, Bono, hosting telethons for children suffering from various socioeconomic evils.
In recent years there have been persistent rumors dogging the band regarding Kilbey's alleged non-Italian heritage, Powles having been spotted in a bar in Rome having a beer, and Willson-Piper threatening to leave the band in an outrage against these transgressions. The only band member relatively ungossipped about is Koppes, since he does not appear to ever speak, and only stands by silently with a gentle beatific smile.
==Discography==
* Of Sins and Heart - 1974
* The Holy Crusades - 1978
* The Reformation - 1983
* Forget Baal - 1987
* Transubstantiation - 1993
* Song of Solomon - 1998
* Live at the Sistine Chapel - 2001
* I Think Our Contract's Almost Up - 2005
==The Church, Post-Pope==
With the recent death of the Pope leaving The Church's contract in limbo, Steve Kilbey recently commented to Chicago's The Onion: "I think that I'd like to move to America and just live in like, Ohio, for a while. I've spent my entire adult life in the spotlight, and it's been great, but I really think it's time to leave Vatican City, and like, maybe grow a crop of corn. Or work for Microsoft."
==Rumours==
It is widely rumoured that The Church are heavy treacle sniffers and cipher large sums of their earnings off to fund the conspiracy to conceal the supposed secret treacle mine under York Minster.
== See also ==
* Charlotte Church
* Church's Chicken
* Religious relic trading
* Church of England
* Vatican
Category:Musical groups
Category:Churches
Category:Christian music
Category:Australian culture