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The Devil and I Had a Jerkoff-athon

Well, me, by gum, I'm just a ye olde country boy. Nothing but butterbiscuits and ham pudding at my table, shuck'emup.
So's I'm out a-fishin one entire summer, when if you'd be a pickle in a sassafras patch I ran right into Satan incarnate. The Unholy Rolley. Luciferrigno hisself.
And if I hadn't shat my britches, I'd a-died in thatthere patch of wild wilderness patch!
The devil comes up and gives a say: "Thou aren't the country boy Eldritch, ares't thine?"
My pink butt ears perked right up like a sunflower in a cauliflower salad. "Well by gum I shoooooore is! And who might you beist, red horned foe?"
"Well I'm the Fallen Los Angel, the devil." When he said that last participle, fire the yellow of a cow's pus pocket shot right outta his ocular holes.
My shit-covered panties were scrunching up into my ass cracks, so I bowed mysteriously and sat in silence.
"Ok, then," the Deviled Eggs said. "Now!" And with that, he released his ungodly sized man peen. It was bright red like a Jolly Ranch and veined like a oxroast pie. I looked at in a sordid mix of terrifiedness and eroticismic awe.
He started givin' his rocket pop and hyperquick yank. Like some jet airplane it was a-fast.
Suddenly, he go "Blooooooooooorrrrrrrggggg!" all loud and blasphemically, and shoots gallons of sticky, black demon jizz all over me and the surrounding treelines. 'Twas like an opaque Vaseline hose just unloaded a truck's worth of petrified wood.
I yucked aloud and spat out the foul smelling ball cache. "Garooooooooooossssssss! If'n you ain't the trickiest lil anti-Jooses out there!" I said, full-on disgusted with life as I then knew it.
The Devil just did a big laugh and transmogrified into some sorta Beatle. I think it was Ringo, but I'm more of a Mamas and Papas fan. To add insult to injury, the moptopped Mod Brit sang:
All the poop is broooooooooooown
And my cum is greeeeeeeeeeeeey
Then he disappeared back to Hell, leaving me a sticky, Devil-cummed mess.
"Aw butternuts!" I yelled at my penis.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Devil of the Pine Barrens

Do you remember the shows that were on during the golden age such as Pingu, Ren & Stimpy, Sonic SATAM & Rugrats? Well during some research online, a lost cartoon short called the jersey devil was found, lost deep within the bowls of development hell. It was cancelled because it was considered too grim dark to air even on Halloween.
The short starts off with a TV view of an episode of Spongebob. Then we see the figure of an unknown boy sitting on a bed, all gripped with fear. He begins to talk about a "little" accident which left him scarred for life.
The REAL beginning of the short shows a log cabin somewhere within the pine barrens, which is supposedly home to the jersey devil. The boy is then seen walking through said woods, unaware of said dangers that await him.
A quick, but startling glimpse of a demon-like creature pops up onto the screen, which knocks the boy down. Immediately after the boy falls, a horrifying scene starts up: multiple pictures of death, demonic possession & evil pop up onto the screen, each one worse then the last. The boy gets up from his little seizure, unfortunately, what he sees is much less pleasant then the demonic scene: a picture of the jersey devil is shown: it's eyes have red & black stuff coming out of them, it's wings are all torn & bloody, it's mouth is full of jagged, almost destroyed looking teeth, & it's entire figure isn't anything to look at either.
The unknown boy starts running away, with the creature in hot pursuit. He eventually gets to the house he was planning to stay in, where he grabs a sniper rifle from underneath the lawn chair & proceeds to shoot the monster in the head, which knocks it unconscious.
We are then "treated" to what appears to be an live animation, in which the boy mentions his newly developed fear of the paranormal & that he will never again underestimate the possibilities of the unknown. After he says that, however, the figure of the demonic creature appears, walking past the window before it stares at the camera with a blank, deathly stare. Then the credits roll, but they aren't like one would expect: they are a bunch of random text which appears to have been typed using the infamous Zalgo font. If one manages to sit through the credits, another short starts playing. The victim this time is some unknown hunter carrying a rifle, intending to shoot something, but what comes up after that is another picture of the Jersey Devil, accompanied with Vicious animal growls & the screams of a man. The next part is nothing, but a shot of the hunter's hand, which is accompanied with the sounds of chewing & a little glimpse of a torn wing.
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Category:Lost Episodes
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The Diamond Creature

Hello, there I suppose you're here because you would like to hear about this "Diamond Creature" but first, I must explain some terms to those who haven't played Minecraft. First off, usually when you find diamond, it's higher than you or surrounded by lava, and you need to use water or stack blocks to get to said diamonds. Without further a-do, here is "The Diamond Creature."
Have you ever wondered why diamonds are so hard to obtain? That's the creature's doing. He loves to tease you, the sparkles in your eyes when you spot it, but there's always a catch, be it lava, or just being in a high place.
He LOVES it when you struggle to obtain that diamond, then the look on your face when you do get it. He also adores when you fail to get it. Watching you get burnt to a crisp is always entertaining, or having a creeper blow up your stack of gravel, causing you to fall to your death.
Oh, and if you're really lucky, you'll find one of his "trick diamonds" which is only found 1% of the time, if you happen to strike that diamond... let's just pray for all you know.
How do I know this? Well, the answer is simple. Once you strike that trick diamond, you become the new creature and you are forced to haunt all the players until they strike a trick diamond.
So, I'll see you in your mines! Oh, and don't forget to wear your armor, it's always so enchanting to see you try so hard. :)
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Category:Minecrap
Category:Beings
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Shortpasta
The Diary of Beowulf Horafisk

June 6, 2016
Hallo. My name is Beowulf, ja. I am a professional Swedish fish salesman. My best friend Hrothgar Fiskkuk and I own our own fish shop, ja. We have owned the shop since 1988. If the walls could talk I would cut their tongues off, ja.
June 7, 2016
My friend's brother Olaf Fiskkuk told me that the rest of the world is declaring nuclear war on Sweden. This is punishment to us for giving them PewDiePie, ja. I have a plan to escape to Norway. It's just down a reasonably-long road from here. If I go now, i should be there by nightfall, ja.
June 8, 2016
The nuclear holocaust happened before I got to the border. This sucks, ja. At least I'm still alive. Word around the wasteland is that my brother Hingderdingder and his friend Olaf are hiding in an underground bunker, ja. I'm going to go see if I can get in.
June 16, 2016
I found the bunker and Hingderdingder let me in, ja. But I decided to leave because there was no more food left.
June 17, 2016
A man appraoched me today. He asked if I was the idiot who blew up Megaton. I just said "uuuuuugh", ja. So I killed him.
June 18, 2016
Word got out that Hingderdingder died and Olaf is the murderer. I have to kill him.
June 19, 2016
I found Olaf outside of the bunker, ja. He managed to escape me but not for long.
June 20, 2016
I managed to catch up with Olaf again, ja. I shaved his beard in revenge. Praise the eternal God EVIL PATRIXXX and PATRIXXX bless the Swedish Wasteland.
June 21, 2016
Fuck what's left of Sweden, ja. I'm making a run for Norway.
June 23, 2016
Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, ja. I'm being chased by skeletons. I just passed the ruins of Creepypasta Studios when a skeleton popped out followed by millions of others, ja.
June 24, 2016
I managed to lose the skeletons, ja. I should be in Norway soon, ja.
June 25, 2016
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Category:Jornel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Im died
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Skeletons
The Diary of Olaf Fiskkuk

day one: my name s olaf fiskkuk; im a professional swedish fisherman. i dont have a fridge but i live in sweden so its k. ill be back tomorrow cause i need to go fishing. day two: every country in the world declared war on sweden today. im very worried cause everyone is after us. day three: everyone is threatening sweden with nuclear war. they said that they need to prevent the second coming of pewdiepie which i can both understand and agree with. im fucked. day four: the nukes were dropped on sweden today. me and my friend hingderdingder managed to survive cause we ran to our underground survival bunker. day five: my pet fish were diagnosed with radiation sickness. i thought the bunker was secure enough. im sure it is though. i think hingderdingder might have had something to do with it. day six: survivors were trying to get us to let them into the bunker. it would be the christian thing to do but the majority of us swedes are atheist and really dont give a shit. day seven: im becoming very suspicious of hingderdingder. he hasnt been speaking very much and hes aimlessly wandering the halls of the bunker. day seven: were running out of fish. were going to have to eat my irradiated fish eventually. hopefully it wont kill us. day eight: hingderdingder can no longer be trusted. im trying to stay clear of him as much as possible. day nine: were almost all out of fish and hingderdingder got radiation sickness from the fish. good thing i hid the rest of the fish. day ten: i swear someone else was inside the bunker last night. i was in bed and he was just walking by. i got a good look at his face and it wasnt anyone i knew. hingderdingder mustve let him in. that bastard. he cant be trusted. i need to get rid of him. day eleven: i grew a beard. im proud of my beard. day twelve: hingderdingder found my stash of fish and ate them all. fucking asshole. day thirteen: i killed hingderdingder. he was going to die anyway and i needed to kill him before he killed me. day fourteen: today was a good day. i achieved the limits of human insanity and i lit a fire to burn hingderdingders body. along with his body i also burned all of my anti religious possessions. i no longer have any use for them. patrixxx forgive me. day fifteen: ive decided to leave the bunker. whats going on out there cant be any worse than what will happen to me if i stay inside of this place. day sixteen: i came back to the bunker to get my coat. its too fucking cold out there. day seventeen: hingderdingders brother beowulf came to kill me in revenge for murdering him. i managed to escape him and hide in an abandoned seafood restaurant until nightfall. day eightteen: beowulf found me and shaved my beard. i have to reason to live anymore. this will be my last entry.
Category:Satire
Category:Jornel
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Suicide
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Trollpasta
The Diary of a Man Who Got Stuck in an Elevator

OK, this is creepy. Today I found a man's diary (His name could not be read). Here are some entries in the diary.
__NOTOC__
==Day 1==
I've been stuck in here for a while, the emergency button does not work... HELP!!! I tried the emergency button, but there was no help. I smashed the button so hard that blood is everywhere on the walls. I'm gnawing on my hand. I can't stand tight spaces.
==Day 2==
OK, I'm really hungry, I need to go to the restroom! PLEASE HELP ME!
==Day 3==
I'm on the verge of insanity... I can't stand being trapped in here! GAHHHH!!! (There are some blood stains on this page, and a bit of chipped nails)
==Security Tape==
I found some security tapes at the Hotel of Creepyness, but since the building got condemned two years ago, I will have to explain it to you.
==The Video Explanation==
It starts out with a man walking into an elevator. He looks for the 13th button, and finds it. He presses the button. After three minutes of black, the man was in the corner, leaning back and forth. The elevator had stopped. After what seemed like an hour of leaning back and forth, he gets out a diary. He writes something in it, and then continues leaning.
After 30 minutes of leaning back and forth again, he punches the emergency button like mad. The person on the intercom said,
"Your fate will be." The intercom fell off from the ceiling and hit the man's head, giving a bump on his head. When that happened, he was rolling on the floor, swearing at the top of his lungs. Blood was on the elevator floor, it was disgusting. He goes to sleep on the floor until the next day.
He woke up, still stuck. He goes around in circles in the elevator for hours and hours, kicking the wall every now and then. His foot was bleeding, he was screaming again and again till he lost his voice. He brought out his diary again, and wrote something in it. His skin was pale from the blood loss. He suddenly took out his knife. He was too exhasted to move, so he went to sleep again.
He woke up, still in the elevator, knife in hand. He circles around the elevator again. He looks at the knife for a minute or two and then writes something in his diary again. He kicks the door as hard as possible, about to faint. The doors fell to the bottom of the shaft.
He then grabs the knife off the floor and starts kicking and forcing himself to scream. He throws the knife at the wall, and it hits him in the arm. He fell to the ground. Then, it happened. He took the knife once again, and started going back and forth on the cut on is arm.
BLOOD GOT ON THE WALLS, THE CAMERA, EVERYWHERE IMAGINABLE! He fell to the ground with his diary still there. Blood stains got on the diary.
==Epilogue==
There was a rotting skeleton in the elevator. Two men came in the elevator... and started eating at the bones.
I hope this doesn't happen to you my friend consider it before going in one.
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
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Category:Old Shit
The Diary of a Missed Love

__NOTOC__== June 24, 1999 ==
Today is Nate's birthday:)
I love him so much, I can't wait for him to open his gift, I really hope he'll like it
Carly﻿<3
== June 25, 1999 ==
I woke up to a message on my answering machine, it was Nate, just bawling his eyes out.
He sad his gift was scary and he was yelling why I got it for him. I'm so confused, he always wanted it?
Ughh I'm just going to bed.
Carly<3
== June 26, 1999 ==
"Stop it Carly, you're scaring me and I really hate the gift you got me...but anyway, I love you. Goodbye."
I don't understand any of this, "Mr. Chuckles" was the thing he has wanted since we met, I hope he doesn't fight about this anymore.
Carly<3
== July 2, 1999 ==
Wow I forgot I had a diary for a couple days:(
So I saw Nate yesterday, and he seemed okay, but I didn't see the toy anywhere. Oh well it'll be fine...I guess
Carly<3
== July 3, 1999 ==
﻿Today Nate called me and told me that his doll killed his cat, but he sounded high...like always, I wish my boyfriend wasn't such a stoner
Later I got another call from Nates parents that night, saying Nate was gone and wondering if he was with me.
I went on a search for Nate and surprisingly he was in my back woods, digging a grave?
He turned around and saw me, he looked like he couldn't talk, like if something sowed his mouth shut?
I tried to talk to him about it and he just stared at me...but he had black bead like eyes?
He looked over to the big oak and pointed and it was a doll that looked just like Nate!
Oh my God...Mr. Chuckles was...alive.
== July 3, 2000 ==
I find myself writing in this old thing after my year of therapy.
This doesn't seem any different, except for Nathaniel's dissaperance after last year, and for the fact I witnessed Nate's gut being torn out to cover his doll sized mouth while being buried alive...well sort of alive.
I can't remember anything from that night but the screaming and crying from the doll...poor poor Nathaniel.
== December 1, 2000 ==
Diagonosis...mentally unstable.
Name: Carly Insomic
Age: 21
Summary: Carly seemed unstable from the story she told me, as I heard it, "Mr. Chuckles" was a doll camera that was designed for infants to play with and the parents to keep an eye on them. Nathaniel was disturbed by the idea of Carly always watching him. He was scared for his life that Carly was watching his every move. Nathaniel tried to hide the doll but Carly didn't like the thought. Carly was doing heavy L.S.D. at the time and imagined that Nathaniel wasn't in love with her anymore. On July the third of ninty nine, Nathaniel went to Carly's house to talk sense into her, but she wouldn't listen. Nathaniel picked up the shovel and proceeded digging a hole to keep the doll in. When Carly got the call from Nathaniel's parents wondering where he was, she was high as holy hell and saw Nathaniel as the doll and ripped him apart and used his organs to cover the doll.
This is truly the oddest case I've seen in a long time
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:English Class Failure
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The Dictionary

I am a Janitor, at the Greensville Institute. Pretty simple job. You know those Janitors in the movies. Well it's totally like that. I clean the bathrooms, floors and other stuff like that.
There is one room I refuse to go in. The library. I'm very claustrophobic, that is one of the reasons I hate going in there. The other reason is, it is so dark. There are no lights. Especially at night, you can barely see a thing. The books, too. I have no idea what they are even about. I don't know, you can call me dumb. But all I see in those books are weird symbols.
But the dictionary... By the librarians desk. I've only seen it once. It was all pictures of... The students. But it was my duty to go clean the library today. Because my boss said "If you don't clean that room, you're fired!" So I had to. Going to the big giant doors, with the sinister medieval look. As I opened the doors a chill struck into me. and I saw how messy it was in there. I knew, I would be in there for long. Very long.
My first task was to mop the floors. I found this to be impossible because the library was the biggest room in the university. Besides the gym. But the library, as I said, was so dark. And it wasn't open so I was left alone. I was going to start mopping around the desk area. I chose that because I really wanted to check out that dictionary. I knew something wasn't right with that book. Just the shape. And how could you call it a dictionary with the students' pictures on it. I don't know, but I was checking it out.
As I opened the 'Dictionary' I saw... No... ME? I tried turning the pages but it was all me. Until It lead me to the last page. All it said was "Eht Yranoitcid Si Htaed." Over again. I dropped the book trembling in fear as I ran toward the door. Where was the door? Confused and shaking as I ran to find the door. "WHERE IS THE DAMN DOOR!"
I was hopeless. What was this mess I got myself into?
But as I was sitting in the corner. That book. Laying right in front of me.
I tore apart the pages. Then I found a piece saying "Your soul is in here already, you can do nothing about it. You're trapped here. FOREVER."
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The Diesel 10 Theory: Alt ending to Thomas and the Magic Railroad

As soon as me and my family got done cleaning out the house, we found some movies. Some on video, some on DVD. I pulled out some DVDs and I saw at least 10 Thomas & Friends DVDs.
Then, me and Chrissy saw a tub full of gold dust. Me and her decided, we saw Thomas and the Magic Railroad and the dust is magical, so we should try. We did. What popped up was a bootleg Director's Cut.
We asked mom if I could pop it in, and she said "sure". I then popped it in the DVD player... 
The movie was playing a bit jittery, and was unusual, but then I saw strange things. During the chase scene, Diesel 10 decided to kill P.T Boomer by closing Pinchy so hard we saw his head fall off, as he said "say goodbye, magic sucks dick!" I thought this was an unfinished YouTube Poop, but then, I heard shrieking, a lot of it too. It was realistic, as I read in these scary stories, so I was ready.
I paused to analyze it, but I can't. I hit play again.
Then I heard the diesel say "Let's kill Lady!" He puffed to her and proceeded to do the grossest thing in my life. He puked poop in her mouth. I don't know how the model team did it, but then, a distorted version of Thomas' Anthem played, but the lyrics were:
Thomas The Tank Engine, gonna get killed
all of his friends are gonna die.
Diesels are superior...
Once in Tidmouth, he nuked the sheds and it showed a very, very scary face on Diesel 10 and the engines were getting burned so much, there was more screams. According to the news article, all of the actors were dead, so it was real torture.
The movie rolled the credits, but after them, Diesel 10 appeared slowly and did such a scary jump scare, it almost killed me. The text then said:
YOU IGNORED THE THOMAS GETS SCRAPPED MESSAGE.
YOU WILL PARISH
ALL YOU KIDS EVERYWHERE WILL DIE
AS YOU SHOULD PRAISE THE DIESELS.
WE WILL FIND YOU ALL...
when you dig in things, you may find scary things, just. like. me.
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Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
The Disc (minecraft creepypasta)

==Info==
Warning: everything here is the Trueist thing YOU WILL EVER SEE,  So if any people say this isnt, then you will regret it.
==The Disc (Pasta)==
It was a normal day, when I found out that my Minecraft account is hacked (Haxed), So i even looked up used Minecraft accounts.
There was an ebay page clicking it, it was a disc saying
includes a minecraft account
it was 1.99 Euro, so i bought it with my credit card waited it to come when it came i popped it into my mac.
it was a windows minecraft so it didnt work so i got my windows computer popped it in there was a folder i opened it.
there was a minecraft applicaiton it was named "tfraceinm" weird maybe the guy, who typed spelt it wrong by accident or he was just stupid i played it the account was called SatanSlave i looked it up in google translator to find out it was Japanese For, "MajinSlave" (Devil Slave) i was weirded so i continued when it came on it said MOJANG then the logo went black and a ender man ran across the screen chaseing a minecraft player (steve) it caught it there was a huge splurt of blood for a second untill it came onto the menu the minecraft sign MINECRAFT was in blood coulour
i was weirded to find it was real blood so there was one world it was called DO NOT PLAY  i was thinking two things my angel was like NO DO NOT PLAY IT when the devil was like go on play it!!! i played it which i should have listened to my angel cause i spawned in a house i went out a door it was a land full of nether rack i walked around
i saw an enderman suddenly my game turned to hard core the ender man was chaseing me i ran as fast as i can
it teleported to me killled me and my minecraft shut off
==The End==
this will be something i will never forget i went to ebay to find out  who sold it to me i found out the guy who sold it
killed himself  the day he put the thing on ebay
i hope you dont  find it and buy it
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Category:TRUE STORY
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