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Shot your fuck up

Shot your fuck up, or SYFU is a popular Eastern European method for injecting drugs, particularly heroin, directly into the soft tissue of the genitals. The practice is illegal in many countries outside of Poland, though is becoming increasingly popular amongst the European Porn Industry, based in Prague. 
==Drug Baron==
Known as the "Polish Coke", recent unconfirmed speculation has been that Father Director Teddy Rydzyk has been flooding the market of neighbouring countries, particularly Glaswegia and Norwegia with branded parcels, stamped with the term "Warsaw Packed". This has made people in Britain snigger.
The primary source of Polish Coke is thought to be the You Son of A Bitches Gang, Poland's biggest crime syndicate. They are thought to be expanding their activities into Russia and several South American nations, including Cuba.
==Tools==
You will need the following items to participate: (consult MacGyver for help)
* A kilo of Crack Cocaine/Heroin/Ground Kitten souls
* Pair of Pliers
* A Spoon
* Industrial strength Rubber gloves
* Blowtorch
* Rusty syringe
* Genitals
Optional Equipment:
* A Computer
* A Basic understanding of the English language
* A desire to retaliate against someone who has insulted your country's honor.
==Just Say Yes==
As with the use of other narcotics it is known that the sensations associated with prolonged use is akin to the similtaneous slamming of both the subjects head and genitals in a fridge door. There is also a lingering taste of almonds. A number of International Governmental Agencies are actively seeking to bring a halt to the practice with varying degrees of success.
==See also==
* Kitten Huffing
* Schrödinger's cat
* Drug addiction
Category:Drugs
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Shroud of Napkin

The Shroud of Napkin (or Napkin Shroud) is a paper napkin bearing the image of a being who appears to have been physically traumatized in a manner consistent with boiling pasta. It is presently kept in a secret location. Some believe it is the paper that covered the Flying Spaghetti Monster when he was placed in his tomb and that his image was somehow recorded on its fibers at or near the time of his imputed resurrection. Skeptics contend the shroud is a contemporary hoax or forgery. It is the subject of intense debate among some scientists, true believers, historians and writers regarding where, when, and how the shroud and its images were created.
==General Observations==
frame|The negative shows proof of the Shroud's Divine origins
The napkin is rectangular, measuring approximately 12 x 13 inches. The paper is imprinted with a herringbone pattern and is composed of low-grade paper fibers commonly found in fast-food napkins. It bears the image of a bilateral pastoid, featuring a meat-based skeletal structure from which extends numerous tentacles. Some number of the tentacles apparently bind the organism together. The image also clearly denotes two eyestalks, implying stereoscopic vision. Dark red stains, either blood or a tomatoey substance meant to be perceived as blood, were initially reported to be found on the napkin, but have since either faded or miraculously disappeared. Radiocarbon tests date the manufacture of the napkin to 21 August, 2005.
==History==
The Shroud was found under a table in a Pizza Hut in Washington D.C during after-hours cleanup. 
==The Controversy==
The origin of the relic is hotly disputed. Some believe that it was miraculously formed via contact with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Others believe that it is simply a smudge of sauce from either a pizza or plate of spaghetti. Others still believe that certain individuals are trying to cash in on the Flying Spaghetti Monster's immense popularity as a deity, and planted the napkin to bolster a drop in the God's approval ratings.
Experts have recently compared a self-portrait of George W. Bush (12x8 inches, Crayon, some gum) with the image of that found on the Napkin Shroud, and have discovered some similarities in facial structure and artistic style. They have not yet finalized their conclusions, but the consensus is that any similarity found is a coincendence due to lighting and peanut butter and jelly stains on 
the Bush portrait.
==See Also==
* Shroud of Turing
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Shrove Tuesday

Shrove Tuesday (a.k.a. Pancake Day) is the feast day of Saint Shrove of Dagenham, as celebrated in the United Kingdom. It is a moveable feast which means that you can have your pancakes any time during the week before, on, or after Shrove Tuesday, as the date on St Shrove's death certificate is a bit smudged, and you can't quite tell if it's supposed to be on the 28th, the 18th, or the 78th day of February. 
==Life==
Saint Shrove was a Health & Safety consultant engaged in AD 79 by Emperor Claudius to undertake a risk assessment on the Watling Street (Thurrock by-pass) project. St Shrove refused to issue a safety certificate until the Centurions carrying out the work replaced their Roman sandals with approved safety footwear. During an argument with a squad of hodiieri (hod carriers), he was duffed-up, left unconscious on the roadway, and was run-over by a road-roller made out of a big boulder pulled by a triceratops. 
==Cannonisation==
Both St Shrove and his lunch (a three-dimensional unleavened spherical fried snack) survived being flattened, whereupon he used his 20,000 denarii compensation to open a bakery in Dagenham High Street specialising in two-dimensional unleavened circular fried snacks. His survival was declared a miracle by Pope Firstus the Original in AD 80, and St Shrove was cannonisedYes, the Catholic Church was still using actual cannons at this time for liturgical purposes. that day at a ceremony at Dagenham Town Hall. 
==Pancakes== 
St Shrove became associated with miracles relating to flat things, and was adopted as the Patron Saint of Pancakes, The Netherlands, pool tables, deflated footballs, and plasterboard.
The tradition of eating pancakes on Shrove Tuesday began in 1969 (on a Tuesday), primarily as a marketing campaign by Findus to promote their "Findus Crispy Pancake" brand: a savoury food modeled on a carpet slipper. The campaign was unsuccessful due to their product's bland taste and horrible texture. Three flavours were made available at launch; "plain", "normal", and "warm water"; however purchasers soon discovered that the cardboard packaging was decidedly more flavourful and nourishing than the pancakes themselves. And so it became the tradition to eat beer-mats, expired ration books and cereal packets on Shrove Tuesday as a protest against Findus.
 
In 1977, cardboard was in short supply because of the three-day-week and the oil crisis, so flour, water and eggs were used to make a kind of unconvincing floppy faux-cardboard disc as a substitute. Lemon juice and sugar were often added as a makeshift "hardener" in the mistaken belief that it would help the batter set, and the modern pancake was born. 
===Footnotes===
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Shyness

==Um...==
Sorry, you can go here or here if you want; or not. Sorry about that... 
==Well...==
Yeah.. well,... thanks for reading... m... yeah... m...... yeah, thanks for reading. mmm....
==Uh...==
You can go now... I don't want to waste your time... :/
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*there
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SiDoes

Tom Anderson is a man, he knows nothing, he talks all the time, the result is he's a trenchant buffoon, he has no idea how to take digital photographs nor has an even rudimentary understanding of how the internet works, he looks ridiculous in that fashion-wear, he swans around all the time hoping that people will recognize him, when in fact no-body's even remotely interested, he's taken up enough of this wiki already and he hasn't even opened his mouth, god knows why he's here, I don't know anything about the guy and I care even less, and for all I know he may well be a bit of a cocoa shunter too. So, about Tom Anderson. Oh, wait, it appears I have just accidentally typed the introduction to that godawful website SiDoes. Oh well.
==Early Years==
In 1966, SiDoes gained recognition after it's owner, Si, was voted the World's Number One Internet Lack of Personality for being "A smarmy maggot who's so full of himself he hasn't realized he's getting on a bit and everyone around him is wondering who this over-the-hill, sexist, disgusting toss pot is who flomps around events with no shirt on, desperately craving some sort of attention that would turn up the nose of even the likes of Corey Delaney." He received this astonishing accolade basically for doing nothing with his life except stalking celebrities then standing next to, or, in more extreme cases, holding the girl like he's just married the poor thing. Seriously, this man calls himself a photographer, but he's in the photo as much as his unfortunate subject, and then, to make matters even worse, he's oiled his aging, steroid filled skin up more than the model and does this rancid, eighties Hasselhoffian pose that leaves you feeling very ill for days. 
==Critical Acclaim==
In 2007, Si accidentally stumbled upon a Matalan in the outskirts of his hometown, Barnsley. On entrance to this strange new world, Si discovered that he could finally afford a shirt. He then discovered some even more amazing things. On his way home, he was no longer stopped by members of the general public and asked if he was homeless, and even better, he was no longer bundled into the back of a Police van, beaten and tagged when he walked past local schools! 
Sadly, Si was not to enjoy his seeing of sense long.
==Death==
On his way home from Matalan, Si was struck by a Volvo Hearse. Due to the Hearse being used for a funeral at the time it was not going at excessive speed, but Si did not recover. His steroid and crack cocaine fueled bloodstream went into meltdown, and he spontaneously combusted eighteen times.
Nobody cared about Si's death and even fewer attended his funeral. The site is still up to this day, left to rot on the putrid, crusty cesspool of the arse end of the world wide internet.
SiDoes is not to be mistaken with GLaDOS, a completely different entity altogether.
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Sick Fuck

Sick Fuck could refer to any of the following:
*Sick-fuckery - The act of being a Sick Fuck
*Furry - People who think they are crosses between humans and animals and enjoy having sex in fursuits
*Pedophile - People who have sex with kids
*Serial killer - People with kill multiple people from reason ranging from boredom to erotica
	
This is a disambiguation page – We hope your faith in humanity has been restored.
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Sickipedia

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Sid Meier

Sidney K. Meier (/ˈmaɪər/ MIRE; born February 24, 1954) is a Canadian-American programmer, designer, and producer of several strategy video games and simulation video games. Meier co-founded MicroProse in 1982 with Bill Stealey and is the Director of Creative Development of Firaxis Games, which he co-founded with Jeff Briggs and Brian Reynolds in 1996. For his contributions to the video game industry, Meier was inducted into the Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences Hall of Fame. In 1991 Sid created the video game Civilization, which he made in order to "Make an admin look terrible." By every account he has been successful in this endeavor, as an admin has been terrible in every attempt to play it.
==History==
With his singular focus in mind, Sid created a simple game with easy mechanics to understand. This has been a bridge too far for an admin who cannot grasp even the simplest of features. "Mabey i shud bild a therd granery in this town" an admin says for the fourth fucking time this game the idiot. Sid chuckled as he considered an admin attempting to create a working economy when basic maths were next to impossible for him. "He's a dumb fucker this one," Sid is quoted as saying about an admin to everyone he meets.
==Civ II==
An admin attempts to win the early game with the Vikings. This dumb shit loses, obviously
==Civ III/IV==
An admin refuses to play these games as "Dah koputer on dah setlr difikulty is fukin OP." The world laughs at how dumb this stupid motherfucker truly is.
==Civ V==
An admin attempts to pick the nuances of the game up once more. He wins a single game on the lowest "Settler" difficulty. He believes this makes him a Civilization master as "Any of dah hardr difikultys are jusd a jowk." His hubris leads him to believe that he can beat even the easiest of other players.
===Enter Woody!===
An admin makes a terrible decision and decides to challenge the great and powerful Woody! to a Civ game. "Im all pwerful and grate," he says to a confident and sexually fulfilled Woody! Playing the game with a few easy level bots and a simplified Zombie user, an admin begins the game stupidly as an idiot. He loses horribly in like 5 turns to Woody!, who was wonder spamming like a mother fucker. It was great. You should have been there. Woody won very easily and an admin looked like a total bitch, everyone saw it.
==Civ VI==
"Fuk dis gaym. Civ Fyve was dum, dis one dum too" - the same aforementioned admin
==Summation==
An admin is a garbage Civ player. Sid Meier laughs at him on the daily and calls him names like "stupid," "dumb," and "that stupid, dumb nazi." It's pretty great.
Category:Video games
Sid Meier's Pirates!

Sid Meier's Pirates! is a realistic game released on XBox that attempts to stimulate piracy, produced by Sid Meier. It is known for its extremely cruel and direct portrayal of acts of piracy and also its sophisticated plot that involves a historical Grand Conspiracy in Europe. It also covers the fact that pirates would rape their cabin boys, a subject Sid Meier would often give his "full attention to". It's also the only game which you are actually supposed to download and play illegally; in fact, buying it legally will immediately disqualify you from playing it, expressed with an annoying popup window prompting the user to "come back when you've downloaded this game from BitTorrent or Direct Connect - then, and only then, will you become a true pirate".
The original idea of the game was inspired by the life of the infamous pirate, Alberto Gonzales, who once took Sid Meier captive when he was secretly on vacation in Cuba.
==Story==
The player takes up the role of the Marquis de la Montalban, a Spanish nobleman cast out by the communist régime of Francisco Franco. 
Fleeing to the Caribbean, a place perfect for raping innocent, busty barmaids, he hires the scientist Alex Chiu to build a time machine capable of teleportation so that he can go back in time. Equipped with Chiu's immortality devices -- a pair of Neodymium rings and a pair of foot braces -- Marquis Montalban goes back in time to commit piracy against Spain so that it will not produce Franco's communist régime. (Unfortunately, historically that only changed Franco's government to a fascist one.)
As Montalban is immortal in the game, he will not die physically. However, the goal of the game is to bring down the Spanish Empire and have another colonial power rise in its place before the year 1901.
Of course, a kink is thrown in the plan when Montalban's distant cousin Ricardo Montalban comes into play, challenging Montalban to a duel. Montalban then slays Montalban, ending the blood-feud forever, with only Montalban standing on top.
==Irony==
I didn't buy it, I copied it.
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Sid the Sloth

*Aaaugh…* Uhhh… hai guysh. Dith is Sid. I’m a sloth. No, NOT A BADGER. FUR DA LATH TIME. I’m a SLOTH! A BIG shloth. Now WHO ya callin’ shlow? I’m n-naht SLUOW! I- I guess I might fink kinda slowly though- b-but… that’s nachral, izzanit? Now- yeth, I talk… I talk and talk… but don’t- ekthpect me to g-give big, uhh… lectures about myselth… ok?
== Backthtory ==
Now, I wanna play it nithe. J-just get myshelf some of my long-sought-after RESHPECT. My family abandined me during da migration. THEY DO THISH EVERY YEAR. An dey just left me in tha tree. Shelly. Bertie! grandma Gladys! They just left me. An now I haff ta freeze to deth. So, c-could one of… you… right there… err… adopt me… I guess dat’s not the besht way to put it but it would be nishe. Aaaugh. I don’t wanna die jusht yeht. Not like thish. I could be great! Da Fiah King! I’ll be da fire king!
=== Oh yeah, dat time when I nearly d-died. That wuth terrifying. ===
An da big gay rhinos… they were about to kill me. Jutht because I offered them a PINE CONE. *sobs on floor* Now come on Sid, you’re big an shcary too, aren’t you? *grunts wimpishly and hauls himself up* I wuzh- about to DIE. And *sobs again* my family. Dey- wouldn’t- *stomps in between words* GIVE- A- DANG! Auegh. I jutht want shum short of companion in life- fer wunth… an I get dis. An I thought I’d die, until tha following happind:
=== I was THAVED! ===
Well, den I ran into… literally… a big ol’ guy. A mammoth, too be egxact. That wus Manny. He’s a good guy-moshtly. An he helps out, but hees so grumpy an’ thtuff. An he wants more of a companion den just a sloth. It’s like, I’m not good enough? Am I not good enough fer him? *sobs*
=== Roshan ===
An da baby. He-he duth nuffin fer us. We shoulda-shoulda… wat was that? We shoulda KILLED him.
== Sid an PIIIIIINE COOOOONES ==
Y-You can never go wrong wif dem! Oooooh, there’s wun! *chomp* OW! OW! OW! Well, it’sh perfect! Da finist tekshture an flavor. Here, yew have wun. Wat, you don’t wannit? What a shame. Yer-yer mithing out.
== That time I wuzh da FIRE KING ==
An when the ice- it all melted, I finally got da reshpect I deserved. I was declared da FIAH KING! I was on my way to GREATNITH! And den they tried to shacrifice me to end global warming. D-dunno how I suhvived dat wun. But it sure was NICE. 
== You shee, guys, just because I might be a little… low in, uhh.. intellect… doethn’t mean I can’t make rashnal deshisions! ==
Yeah, I’m not an ideeot! But yew guys, always chop thing to underethtimate Sid the Slahth…
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Side

If you like, side can mean:
*Dark side
**Dark-Side Mormons
**Dark Side of the Moon
***Dark Side of the Sudetenland
**Claude and the Dark Side of the Force
*Supply-side economics
**Supply-side Jesus
*Side effect
*Side note
*Hairy-side slap
*West Side Toy Story
Places:
*Lower East Side
*Trondheim East side
*Moss Side
Sigma

== Sigma then ==
There was a time when the word sigma simply referred to a greek letter that looked like an E. The word would often be heard inside circles of linguistic proffesionals and people with a high understanding of greek culture; however, outside of those realms, uttering the word "sigma" was deemed inappropiate and would make you look like a huge nerd. And everything was peaceful.
== Sigma now ==
However, times have changed. Now, whenever someone hears the word "sigma", a chill goes down their spine. And it's all the fault of those meddling kids, I'll tell you that! They've perverted this beautiful word, to the point it's not recognizable anymore. Now, sigma is one of those internets may-mays that lacks any kind of logic or common sense, just like that series of that man coming out of a toilet or that other video of a chicken nugget singing a gibberish version of the country classic Cotton Eyed Joe. 
The word "sigma" now lives rent-free in the vocabulary of idiot children -which resembles less like the English language and more like gibberish-, appearing every time in phrases where it shouldn't belong. This has created new expressions such as sigma balls and what the sigma?, which are the horror of every renowned and respected linguist and English teacher.
Whether this trend will somehow pass the test of time, or slowly vanish due to Gen Alpha wanting to forget about this dark age of their childhood, is a question that is yet to be answered but I'm placing my bets on the latter.
==See also==
*Gyatt
*Skibidi
*Sigma male
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Silence

Silence is- 
Shh!
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