Monster Rancher

Ah, Monster Rancher. One of Nintendo's most horribly terrifying video games, that is a spin-off of Porkymon.
The main role of this game is to obtain the most legendary monster of all, the Mariomon or the Luigimon. They are extremely rare and can only be caught with a Goomball.
==Gameplay==
The gameplay of this game is to simply be the most legendary trainer of them all and defeat the menacing Ash Ketchup. Or was that Rash Ketchum, or Ash Catchum, or Osama Bin Laden, or Oshka Von Groganogum, you can never tell. You must obtain monsters by creating them in these so-called shrines by shooting discs at the moon which will then have an impact on the earth's gravitational pull, hence making the earth unbalanced, releasing strange little monsters imported from The Sims.
You can also play with your "monsters" and have "fun". Whatever that means. You can also train your monsters by shoving them into chambers, and seeing how long they can last. This phase of the game is also known as the Hitler Phase. You cam bring your so-called monsters to adventures and such, until they bleed and require counseling. Lastly, you can make your monsters compete in Competitions, such as sumo wrestling or playing Digimon. Always remember the golden rule: Monster Rancher is much better than Digimon!
==Monsters==
There are many monsters in the game, in fact there is over 237492874387 species of monster. Originally, at 23 species, things slowly got better, with almost half of the monsters rip-offs of Digi-or Porkymon. For example, the Aguthing which is a rip-off of Agumon. There are three main species at the start of the game. One is a one-eyed hobo named Suezo(Which can later become a Super-Hobo called Pieman). One is a strange dinosaur thing named Goblin, and the last one is some kind of armadillo thing named Bobby. And You, yes you, !. The species can be combined with others to make even more complicated species.
For example, Suezo + Aguthing = Seuzothing. And so on, for a strange name, combine Bobby and Bobby, to get Pinocchio strangely.
===You===
Yes, the GS2 (Gaystation 2) has its own personal hidden camera, although i suppose nobody did actually know about that. oh well. It takes a picture of your face, not your mom. Then it puts it on this interactive buddy-like figure and calls the monster You. How could they be so mean? What if you were Michael Jackson? The horror of your face on a toy-like thing is bad enough. Dont make matters worse. You are a monster. Well, literally speaking, you are but then again you might not be. Who knows? 
Your mom does.
==Games==
So far there are 4 games released on Monster Rancher.
They are:
Monster Rancher
Monster Farmer
Harvest Moon
Poke-Rancher
There are also speculations that the new game, Monster Rancher 6000 may be released in the following years or so. However, this has not been confirmed by the Mythbusters, only proved plausible.
==Adventure Mode==
EXCELSIOR!!!!!!
EXCELSIYOURMOM!!!!!!
EXCELSIOR!!!!!!
Ah, adventure mode. AHHHHH ADVENTURE MODE!! WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!
==Competitions==
There are many types of competitions in Monster Rancher: The Game. Some of which are very brutal and violent and involve some use with a wishbone and an eye. Dont ask questions. Some are nice and peaceful recreational sports, in which you sit on a bench all day, until you get impatient and try to get your monster off the seat with a Wii Remote only to find out that Monster Rancher is not on the Wii. So Scruu that. Some competitions are somewhere in the middle, no, it is not in the centre of the earth so please do not red a classic book in your desperate attempts to complete a competition, or discover subliminal messages hidden in this text. This is a subliminal message No, there are no subliminal messages in this article at all.
=The Goomball=
The goomball is perhaps the most magical ball of all! It allows the user to catch the Mariomon or Luigimon by playing a game of Dance Dance Revolution. If they win, they must then defeat Link in order to catch either the Mariomon or Luigimon. 
(Moustaches not included)
=The Suezo and the Goblin=
Ah, two of the most mainest of mainest characters in Monster Rancher. These are the Suezo, whose evolution is none other than Mike Wazowski, and the Goblin which strangely looks like that other guy from Monster Pink. You know, the one thats like Arghenschmargen every time you meet him. There is also a secret monster, which is a combination of the Suezo and the Goblin. In order to make it, you must combine the Suezo, the Goblin, the Exaclibur and Chemical X, along with the Powerpuff Girls's brains. If you have successfully completed the recipe, you should LEVEL UP!
=Mythbusters=
They are featured in this game. Yes, they are. Strangely. Now, these mythbusters only appear in the first town you visit, SimCity. There you must defeat the evil Organization XII and then on, fight Will Wright in a battle of wits, Xiaolin Showdowns and The Weakest Link. Completing in all these trials, will give you your offical I'm a MythN00bster! badge. So what are you waiting for, Spore? no you are waiting for this ugly badge worth then pence in the Bank of London. Yes, they do prove that Cola is an official repellent against Gremlins.
=Speculations=
There has been rumours that Monster Rancher is a spin-off of The Sims. No, The Sims is a spin-off of Monster Rancher, or was that Spore?
Monster Rancher 6000 is a speculation, where as Monster Muncher is not.
Monster Rancher is pirated software and if seen in illegal stores, must be eaten by a Miniature sized Cookie Monster. Or was that all a speculation?
=The Sims=
What the Sims has to do with Monster Rancher, i have no idea. But if you're so keen on reading about the Sims, get a dictionary and look up Sims. You will find it under the category of Wright.
Or check an animal encyclopedia and search for the species: Simpletonus Wrightii. Or just check it out here@hotmail.com
=Do you know what this is?=
==DO YOU?==
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS??????
(not sparta)
==DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS IS?==
Really, are you so VERYYYYYY SURE that you want to know what this is?
==ARE YOU EXTREMELY SURE?==
ARE YOU SO SURE, THAT YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING FOR THIS THINGY?
YOU SURE?
==Well, the truth is==
The truth is that THIS IS MONSTER RANCH-ERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
not sparta
or nokia
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==THIS IS'NT==
THIS IS'NT
NOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIIAAAAAAA!
because it just is'nt.
=External Links=
*Opening Theme Song!
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