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Rod Hull

Rodney Stephen Hull (13 August 1835–17 March 1999), better known as Rod Hull, was a popular entertainer on British television in the 1970s and 1980s. He rarely appeared without Emu, a mute, highly aggressive bird of New Zealand origin. However, Hull was careful to tailor its conduct according to his audience, and always ensured that it displayed a friendly demeanour when in the company of children. 
Nevertheless, Emu was responsible for the deaths of several younger audience members between 1975 and 1980. Though acquitted of criminal charges, the numerous civil suits brought against Hull forced him to declare bankruptcy in 1994.
==History==
Rod Hull was a medical marvel - half-man, half-bird. He established a pressure group that called for the end of discrimination against half-men, half-bird creatures. Tragically, however, he was captured by KFC, and used in their short-lived Rod Hull Burgers and Rod Hull Zinger Burgers.
Just like John Major, he had problems with EMU especially knowing when he had been found out and it was time to pull out.
Rod Hull died some time ago. He should be remembered as having left a legacy of laughter and sizable debt to his relatives along with some Ariel Washing Powder and Bounce. Throughout his life he was a strong believer in the Nuclear Detergent and a well known Conversative, sadly missed except by the ground.
==Emu==
The Emu was a twatty bird that ruined Rod Hull's life. He was never able to have a successful solo career due to his dependency on the fucking retard bird's sweet nectar. As part of a double act, Rod often acted as the fall guy or patsy to Emu's increasingly bizarre antics. 
It is now known that Emu had a drug problem, one which the quite urbane Rod Hull could not control. As Emu spiralled into a series of well publisized fights, notably with TV Show Host Parkinson, and with American Comic Negro Richard Pryor, Rod was powerless to stop him. By the mid 1990's the partnership was over, and Rod retired to a cottage where he carefully invested his fortune.
==Interesting Facts==
*Rod Hull in fact loved GREEN JELLY, and had two real arms.
*Rod Hull is allergic to Witches.
*Rod loved to watch Football.
*The famous Bernie Clifton Monument in St Helens' Town Hall Plaza attracts thousands of tourists every year. He is NOT however to be mistaken for Rod Hull.
==Future==
In an alternate timeline Rod Hull's consciousness was restored by the Donkoidz as the monster-planet Unicron.
Category:British actors
Category:British comedians
Category:British television personalities
Rodent

Rodents (Latin rod ere, to gnaw) are mammals of the order Rodentia, recognized as the small animals who make nests out of your garbage. The shelf life of rodents is 2–3 (hours). For best results, store your rodent in a cool, dark place and be sure to feed it a healthy diet of hobos regularly.
==Mechanism of action==
Being that rodents are three-legged creatures, they are known to be prime-legged. These creatures are rare, and are coveted by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). Contrary to popular belief that rodents are actually four-legged creatures, they actually have three legs and one tail. This tail is often confused for a fourth leg. The tail is considered a delicacy in certain third-world countries.
==History==
===Early history===
Rodents managed to kill half the World's population back in 555 AD. Amazingly Canada wasn't affected due to the high maple syrup intake. Obviously, this means they're smarter than us. See also Jesus.
===Mice, rats and other pests===
Rodents traveled from the Old World to the New World with Christopher Columbus when he began directing those adorable Harry Potter movies. Once Columbus docked, the first rodent sprang from his flesh and began to multiply.
Diseases carried by rodents include the Black Plague, AIDS, and the need of small children everywhere to bother their parents about procuring a hamster which they will later use for deviant sexual practices.
Efforts have been made to eradicate rodents from the earth, including the Great Rat Purge of 1977, but scientists insist that they need these wretched vectors of sin for their "research work".
Certain of the more sadistic workers of the Centre of Science and Industry in Columbus, Georgia, have actually managed to train rodents to play basketball, presumably by electrocuting the tiny beasts every time they missed a basket.
==Australian folklore==
There is a wild creature in Australia called the The Giant Black Albino Australian Three-headed Man-eating Fire-breathing Winged Rodent. It is a giant fierce beast which has since been dormant for the past five hundred years. It lives a big giant cave. In the old times the wild beast would kidnap people and cover them in sticky purple goo and turn them into evil zombies. It has been caught by the Australian Beast Research Committee (ABRC) and has been reclassified as the Australian Black Albino Winged Rodent. It also has one head and nine tentacles.
==See also==
*Sub-human
*Internet dorks
*Common Household Pests
Category:Rodents
es:Hámster
Roger Daltrey

Roger Harry Daltrey, CBE (born 1 March 1944) is an English musician, best known as the frontman and lead singer of The Who. He is known for his ability to scream really loud, as well as his intense sex appeal — he's been known to set up a ticket distributor outside his hotel rooms for all his hoes.
Daltrey has a small acting career (only shorter than the man himself, who is 4'11"), including when he guest starred on CSI, but it doesn't matter since no one watches that show anyway.
==Early life==
Daltrey was a member of the Dalton family. The family never left the cowboy image of their ancestors, so when Roger formed a band in 1958, he sought out some family to start the band with and kept loyal to that image. The Daltons invaded America with British rock, but turned out to be the pioneers of acid rock. Their music was more fast-paced than average British rock and from it Hard Rock proceeded where Acid Rock left it. After a while Duncan Dalton developed drinking problems, John quit the band and the twin brothers Yuri and Trevor were shot dead by criminal Lucky Luke in a tavern. These tragic events led to the end of the band.
In his childhood, Daltrey was poor and had to fight for his meals in a field; when confronted by police, however, he didn't need to fight to prove his intentions were correct.
==Musical career==
In 1964, Daltrey, then a fly-fisherman, signed on with would-be rock 'n' roll entrepreneur and BBC producer Kit Lambert to join a band. This band became known as The Who.
==Acting career==
Roger sought for a new way to explore his creativity, and became an actor.
==See also==
*Roger
*Elderly
*Old people
Category:British actors
Category:British singers
Category:British musicians
Category:Guitarists
Category:People Who Made God Angry
Roland TR-808

The Roland TR-808 was developed during World War II in order to save the world from angry, stuck-up white people named Nazis. It has become the most prominent weapon in the field of Sonic Warfare. 
==History==
The TR-808 began as a Pentagon experiment in artificial intelligence. A direct descendant of the chess supercomputer TI-86, the TR-808 gained independent consciousness during a game against chess guru Rza. The project transitioned from a cognitive experiment to a powerful weapon as the computer recognized the inherent power of the black chess pieces over the white pieces. Still unbeknownst to the greatest chess players of history, the TR-808 recognized that the black queen was capable of special moves such as zig-zag finger-snapping attacks, and the black king was actually immune to checkmate thanks to his concealed pistol-grip pump shotgun. Furthermore, all the black pieces on the board actually possess incredible jumping skills, leaving the white player completely defenseless.
At this point, the self-aware machine was no longer an experiment in development, but a beast to be tamed. Despite the Pentagon's attempts to keep the project behind closed doors, the press leaked a video of the TR-BOB spouting misogynistic remarks and exposing his circuitry at a White House party. In a subsequent comment, TR-808 blamed the scene on his newly acquired affinity for malt liquor, and stated that he had entered a treatment program. Shortly thereafter, the music recording industry obtained the technology and used it to end the Holocaust.
==Use as a Sonic Weapon==
Immediately upon implementing the TR-808, the enemy's political parties will all be replaced with nothing but a Gangsta Party. High officials in the Gangsta Party will stock all the fridges full of forties and delegate blunt-rolling. Street-level activists will replace their car wheels with twenty-inch rims, which results in the arrival of women with large round breasts and buttocks, or, bitches. This all seems useless until TR-808 reaches critical mass: inevitably, somebody gets angry and fires a weapon. The enemy then proceeds to kill themselves until their complete defeat.
==Life After War==
After retiring from sonic warfare, Roland TR-808 units go to retirement homes such as those offered by Radiofish, where they enjoy immense popularity.
==Features==
*Infuriates enemies with its high-amplitude, low-frequency sonic beams
*Scares the shit out of old white people
*Makes the girlies get dumb
*Sweet cowbell and hand-clap sounds
*BOOOOOOOOOM
*Sexual Healing
==See Also==
*Beastie Boys
*The Technology Portal
Category:Machines
Rollerball

In 2002 a landmark film was created and made it's way into the hearts of tens of people all over the world. That film was Rollerball. Be prepared for the movie experience of your life because you'll die shortly after watching it (probably by your own hand, pissy little girls don't come out of the TV and kill you, although that would make the movie better). The all star cast features LL Cool J (Halloween H2O, Deep Blue Sea), Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (Dirty Work, Friends) and Chris Klein (The Douche Bag from the first two American Pie movies). Rollerball is a remake of a 1975 film that three or four people watched, and the 2002 version of the film is widely regarded as the worst film of all time.
== Plot ==
In the year 2005 (two years before this article was written) a blood sport will be created called Rollerball. The rules of the game are simple, hit other people with sticks until someone tells you to stop. LL Cool J, Chris Klein, and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos will have a fun time playing this game. After about an hour and a half, everything will go black, and names will be shown on the screen. This means that LL Cool J, Chris Klein, and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos have either found something better to do or have gone to bed.
== Awards ==
 
Through it's run as a film and a failed TV series, Rollerball has been awarded numerous achievements as follows:
*The Whirletzer prize for best presentation of the color Red
*The John Denver prize for lighting the bottom half of LL Cool J. 
*The Golden Globe for best Shamrock Shakes
*The Grimmace prize for least amount of character development
*The Bruce Willis award for most male nudity in a single scene
*The LL Cool J. award for having LL Cool J. in the film
*The LL Cool J. award for having Chris Klein in the film
*The Golden Rocket for lowest quality sound editing in a movie with LL Cool J. in it
*The Sam's Club award for campgrounds with the least gravel
*The Platinum Nut for best Battle-Bot in the series
== Fun Facts ==
*Jim Carry was supposed to play the lead in the film, but turned it down saying that the film was "Below the standards of my work".
*Chris Klein is specifically banned from a majority of European countries and the polar ice caps on account of his role in the film. 
*President George W. Bush was quoted as saying "I'm gonna stab them all damn it!" It is yet to be determined whether or not he was talking about Rollerball or the Middle East, but it was probably Rollerball. 
*The Game Rollerball is based off of Capture the Flag, except there's a large metal ball rolling around and you have to beat the shit out of everyone. 
*Rollerball is the reason you hit yourself when you're angry.
*If everyone cared and nobody cried if everyone loved and nobody lied if everyone shared and swallowed their pride then we'd see the day that Rollerball was not played on network television. 
*If Abraham Lincoln was alive today and witnessed the movie, he probably wouldn't like it. 
*Wilford Brimley was going to be in the movie, he got kicked off because he had "diabetes".
*A kid named Tyler once saw the movie. He said it was "okay".
Category:2000s films
Category:American films
Romanian exports

This unfit article should be immediately devoured by the much stronger Romania, because Charles Darwin would have wanted it that way.
== Romanian Exports ==
The great nation of Romania currently has only 3 exports, since these are the only products that other countries have been willing to buy. This is mainly due to the power of Romania's currency, the Pineapple, which has allowed Romania to trade on the global stage at a very favourable basis, driving prices of their products to extraordinarily high levels.
These exports, in order of popularity, are: -
*Manufacturing products
*The Cheeky Girls
*Cheap Romanian Vodka
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== Graph of Romanian Exports ==
== The Cheeky Girls ==
The Cheeky Girls are a talented Romanian Pop Duo, who recently-released the hit song 'The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum)', a collaboration with Composer John Williams, and the London Symphony Orchestra. This track took the Western world by storm due to its euphoric yet soulful rhythm, heart melting poetic lyrics, and truly awe-inspiring instrumental sections. "A work of unmatched genius," claimed the Guardian newspaper.Which, for the sake of common sense, should never be reiterated.
The story of Monica and Gabriela, born in Transylvania, is one that should warm even the coldest heart and not only... Refusing to accept the fate of most twenty year-old Romanian identical twins and take up careers as porn stars, the two girls instead escaped to Transylvania's docks, where, hiding inside empty Romanian vodka barrels, they were thrown into the water (Romanians throw all empty vodka barrels into the sea in order to avoid high toxic waste disposal fees). After many weeks of voyaging in their barrels, the girls were washed up on the sunny beaches of the UK (Skegness), where their waifish looks from weeks of starvation secured them an appearance on 'Popstars - the rivals'. We are terribly anxious of further developments from these stunning beauties who have such bright future ahead of them.
Category:Romania
== Cheap Romanian Vodka ==
Although it is one of Romania's top three exports, surprisingly little information on cheap Romanian vodka could be located. This lack of research sources dedicated to Romanian Vodka is clearly cast-iron proof that the entire Romanian vodka trade is in fact a front for a secret organisation. An undercover researcher has been sent into Romania to investigate, so stay tuned for further news!
== Romanian Coats ==
Another product that Romania benefits from export is the Romanian Coat. Nobody was ever able to tell what Romanian coats are made of, but they bear a literally breath-taking stench of goat faeces. Romanian Coats come with a special pocket for sunflower seeds, and the export models also include a second pocket, for the seeds' peeling.
ro:Exporturilor româneşti
Romano Prodi

Romano Prodi, also named Drupi or square head is an old, cheerful and a little atherosclerotic man that the Italian left still looks with admiration because he was the one that made them win the elections. He takes three years to say a word, and so most of the time no one is listening. Being a great unknown economist, Romano Prodi has twice served as President of the Council of Ministers of the Italian Republic, despite his allies. He believes he is loved by the Italian people, and sometimes succeeds well in being really loved but only to be hated later, and ignores that he's known throughout the rest of the world for his gentle deficiency and for his "humor" which is only one kind of totally involuntary comedy.
== Biography ==
Romano Prodi was born in Rakata, at the foot of Mount Krakatoa, on August 27, 1864. In his youth, he studied at the Pious Institute of Sacred Beatings, directed by Don Peripoccu, receiving the diploma of Deputy Substitute of the Substitute Operator of the Salami Bagging with honors. He became Professor of Applied Economics at the University of Bologna after winning the competition against candidates such as Tony Blair, Theresa May, George Bush, Barack Obama and Goku, who have changed profession since then.
== Political life ==
Romano Prodi's political technique is a method invented and refined by himself with the years, called slurring. In front of a crowd and cameras, he usually quickly mumbles words in an unknown idiom, most likely a synolum of Chinese, Slovak and Arabian: thanks to this technique he had many of his law decrees approved by his majority, since in the senate, hearing this jumble of incomprehensible idioms, many have preferred to consent unconscious instead of denying the right to make laws to the same creature that, the night before, had given them a basket of mangoes.
== Withdrawal ==
Recently, having been beaten to the Senate, he said that in respect of his mentors, Ramsete II and Ramsete III, he won't run for the next elections but will dedicate himself to the most honorable activity of trying to kill Berlusconi with an axe in his sleep, failing at least 320 times. When he said he would devote more to his grandchildren, they called the blue phone. After escaping the arrest and disappearing for a few days, Prodi said that he's done with Italian politics. Meanwhile, both his allies and enemies organized a great party to celebrate its retreat, to which George Bush, Tony Blair, Nicolas Sarkozy, Angela Merkel, Spongebob and George Soros also participated.
Category:Italian people
Romper Room

Romper Room was an electronic babysitter disguised as a television show for kindergarteners. It was broadcast in the United States of America, Canada, Australia, and the United Kingdom. It was franchised, rather than syndicated, which allowed local affiliates to customize the show for their own audiences. The show that pre-schoolers watched in Watts or Harlem was far different than the Romper Room that children in Beverly Hills or Westchester viewed.
==Features==
Although the show differed from one locale to another, it was based on common features.
===Games, Songs, and Lessons===
Each hour-long show centered on a hostess who introduced her studio children (and, vicariously, those who watched at home) to games, songs, and (in Beverly Hills) etiquette or (in Watts) the wisdom of the streets. Depending upon where a child lived, they might learn to say “please” and “thank you” and to ask to be excused before leaving the dinner table or they might learn where to kick a male assailant “where it hurts.”
===Mr. Do Bee and Mr. Don't Bee===
Recurring characters on the show were Mr. Do Bee and Mr. Don’t Bee, a homosexual couple who taught children what they could get away with and what they should try only at their peril. Again, the content of the bees’ lesson depended on the social context and geographical location of the audience. A suburban child might learn to be a “sidewalk player,” whereas an urban child might be taught to be a “street player.”
===Magic Mirror===
At the end of each broadcast, the hostess looked through a "magic mirror" and named the children she saw at home, in "television land,” chanting, “Romper, bomper, stomper, boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic mirror, tell me today. Have all my friends been good at play?" She would then recite names at random, claiming that she could “see all you naughty boys and girls out there!" and tell boys and girls by name to “stop masturbating,” “put your clothes back on,” and “don’t kick the dog!” She would threaten to send Dr. Death to visit any child who didn't "straighten your little ass up, right now, maggot!" Children delighted in the hostess’ good-natured repartee with them, although some parents thought it “a bit over the top.”
==Hostesses==
A number of hostesses hosted the show, the most memorable of whom, perhaps, was Miss Sherry, who, having taken thalidomide as an expectant mother, believed that her child-to-be might be born deformed. She tried to have an abortion for the show-and-tell segment of one episode, but the show’s producers refused to allow her to do so, and she had a one-armed, legless baby whom she employed as a ventriloquist’s dummy and various props, referring to it as “Miss Sherry’s Little Shit-monster.” The incident became a made-for-TV movie in 1992, A Private Matter, with Sissy Spacek in the title role. In the movie, the child’s name was changed to “Miss Sherry’s Little Feces-monster.”
Category:American television series
Category:Australian television series
Category:Canadian television series
Romsey

Romsey is basically the drive-thru of Hampshire, in it lies near the wider areas of Southampton,Winchester and Beirut. Romsey is fun for anyone over the age of 95, this is due to the number of care homes, bungalows and its key asset, Waitrose. Anyone below the age of 80 in Romsey has generally, had a shocker. The road to the absolute party town of Winchester has speed limits of 30 in places, with silly speed cameras, probably why the people of Romsey never leave its borders. The introduction of Cars to Romsey in 2010 has been met with great success, it is rumoured that the town now has three cars in total, a record breaking fact for a record braking place. On the note of records, In 2009, Romsey won the "Gay pride of Britain" award, which has only been won by one other place in its history, Brighton.
== Law and Order ==
Angry Beryl in 94 Culverdale Close is head of the neighbourhood watch scheme, she is renowned for her hostile attitude towards crime, hitting anyone who leaves their door after 6pm, until 9am the next day. 
== Schools ==
The main school of the area, Romsey School, Ofsted described as "Outstanding", with this being put down to "Great teaching, research and a great shag from the headmaster".
Most people in Romsey attend Peter Symonds College after scraping through their GCSE's, here they find people who have two eyes and can talk. This shocks most people from the area, causing a high drop-out rate. Some people have been known to make it to university from Romsey, this was achieved by one very famous individual, Colonel Gaddafi.
== Entertainment ==
*Bingo Night
*Quiz Night
*Sleeping
*McDonalds Ower
*Burrrdlands
*Paultons Park
*The rare visit from normal people.
==Culture==
Sleeping, TV and struggling to come to terms with the English Language are the key cultural traditions of the area.
Ever since a boy called Steve brought the idea of a yo-yo to Romsey in 1995, all the old biddys have been at it. 
Romsey is believed to contain two girls, the only evidence of this is rumoured sightings around Waitrose, apparently one had odd coloured hair and the other was slightly taller, but looked a bit more normal.
== Nightlife ==
Paultons Park. "One bottle of Cider + 5 kids (people below 80) + The Cobra ride = Absolute Mayhem", as quoted by The Independent, "Shit theme park guide".
== Transport ==
*Cart and Horse
*Buses, packed full of odd looking people.
*Walking
*The day care bus
==See also==
*Shithole
*Hampshire
*Beirut
Category:places no one cares about
Category:Cities in England