The Simpsons - YOLO (Alternative Version)

Ahh, The Simpsons. A show that I remember. I own all of the merch. But, today. I'm going to talk about a episode that shouldn't have seen... It was actually a different episode but it was, different. Not good different. But, it was, different...
The episode was from Season 25. The episode was called YOLO. Where Homer falls on Bart. But, there was a alternative version. It had changes. So, I'll describe what happened...!??
It all started with me, sitting on my ass. I was watching Disney+. I quickly searched for The Simpsons. Two results came up. All of the episodes of The Simpsons and a alternative episode. That was the episode. YOLO. So, I clicked on it...
The episode started normally. The intro was however distorted. The episode started as normal. However, after 3 minutes, the screen cut to black. This lasted for around 20 seconds. Then, the scene contiuned. However, everything seemed, wrong. The screen was glitchy. The sound was distorted, too. I knew this wasn't a normal alternative version of a episode that I thought was good. Actually.
The scene contiuned. Bursts of static happened. However, I paid no attention to the static. Yeah, I was at my house. Lisa flashed onto the screen. The colors now seemed to be a shade of what looked like gray mixed with some black. This was not normal. Suddenly, it cut to Homer talking to Edwardo. However, they were talking about, something darker...
"Hi." Homer said.
"Uhh, hello." Edwardo said.
"Don't you think that life has no purpose?" Homer said.
"No, I would never think such a thin-" Edwardo was interrupted.
"YOU DICK!" Homer shouted. I wasn't expecting Homer to swear.
"That's it, you are the worst." Edwardo said...
"D'oh!" Homer said, slamming his head into the wall.
The conversation ended. Edwardo seemed enraged. So did Homer. They seemed like they hated each other. Edwardo just smirked.
"You only live once, Homer." Edwardo said, pulling out a gun.
"Where in the hell did you get a gun from?" Homer asked.
"I got it from Amazon, they were having a firearm sale." Edwardo said.
"You stink of capitalism!" Homer said.
"Homero, if you chino, then, I out-o." Edwardo said.
"I don't like the way you talk to me..." Homer said.
The conversation ended. The audio was distorted. The screen shrunk. Then, it grew. Then it shrunk, because, why not? Well, I was confused. How could a episode like this air on live TV at one point? How?
The next scene was just normal. Yeah. Then, the skydiving scene showed up. The man who died on the spike actually bleeds. However, his blood looks pretty dang realistic. Like it was from an actual real-life person. The next scene had, flashes of light. Very bright flashes. The sky was, darker than normal. Something was about to happen.
The scene played out normally. Until, it got to the scene where Homer was about to fall on Bart. The normal scene with Homer falling down onto Bart was played. But, just before the thud was heard. Bart sounded like he was saying something.
"Please, do not do this, father." Bart said, sobbing.
Homer could be heard laughing. However. The laugh was not normal. The laugh. It. Sounded. Really. Evil. Yeah. It did.
Then, the thud sound effect was played. Bart was, dead. Lisa walked up to him. A clickbait arrow was drawn onto the screen. But, I couldn't rub it out. It was in the show. Not the real-life TV. Lisa just fell to the ground with a oddly-calm smile on her greasy face.
"Oh my gosh, this reminds of that one Simpsons Creepypasta, Dead Bart! Do you remember it, Gerald?" She said.
I was shocked. How did she know my name?!
The episode contiuned. Minor glitches. Major glitches. Loads of blood. Homer goes on a rampage and murders everyone in cold-blood. That sort of thing. The ending was, dark. It was a Police Report. This is what it stated.
"November 15, 2020. A person named Edwardo who lived in Spain who recieved letters from his penpal called Homer J. Simpson has recently died in his hotel room. A book was found with all of Homer's childhood dreams in it. All of the pages were, burnt. A note was seen. It just the word S.O.S on it. Edwardo was hanging from a noose. We will keep you up to date soon." Then, the normal credits rolled. There was the normal music. I sat up in my sofa. Looking shocked as ever. "What the heck did I just watch?" I said. Yeah. I was shocked.
I turned my TV off. It was for a good reason. It still remains on there. Now, my TV Guide displays that same episode. It is everywhere. Please, help. Please. Please. P. P. Please.
This isn't a joke. I swear. Help me. Please.
This episode has ruined my life. And my childhood. And everything else. And also my stomach. BTW. Ya. Ya. Ee. Y. Yayay.
If you find this alternative version of YOLO, please, don't watch it. Also. They say it's somewhere on the deepest and darkest depths of YouTube. If you find it, please don't risk it. Moral of the story: Do not make a similar mistake as I once did.
Yeah. That's it. Go home.
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