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Thomas Beef

was a rotation player for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 2.
== Official League Record ==
Beef was first seen as a rotation player for the Tokyo Lift after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
==Biography==
Thomas Beef is a Highland cowboy, with a muscular human torso rising centaur-like from Highland cattle hindquarters. He is seldom seen without a stetson and his long ginger beard matches the straggly coat of his stubby-legged undercarriage.
Beef was born on the Isle of Lewis on Scotland's storm-battered Atlantic fringe. As a calfboy he was obsessed with western films; between duties on the family croft he would roam the machair looking for varmints and lassoing fenceposts. On his eighteenth birthday he set sail for Texas seeking the romantic lifestyle of an itinerant ranchhand.
Already a keen guitarist, Beef amassed a repertoire of country songs and in time began to write his own material. His first record, A Side of Beef, received little attention but the success of second album A Load of Bull saw him quit agriculture for a career in showbiz.
While never a major star, he became a modestly popular touring artist in Japan. Concert performances combined his music with folksy anecdotes and a demonstration of rodeo skills, Beef being uniquely positioned to describe these from the perspective both of buckaroo and bovine. He eventually settled in Tokyo, where he co-owns a store selling porcelain ornaments and tends the garden of the semi-retirement cottage he calls "Dunropin' Castle".
He was drawn into Blaseball by the late Allis O'Houlihan, a regular customer at his china shop. Though little interested in the splort the big-hearted Beef tries to be a supportive figure for younger Lift teammates. His words and actions are always well-intentioned but occasionally insensitive. Claire Glaive's much-repeated complaint that "Thomas Beef knows what he did" is a long way from the truth.
His career retrospective boxset A Case of TB is available from the Tokyo Lift griftshop.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Tokyo Lift Short Circuits Players
Thomas John

was a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Record==
John was first seen as a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
==Fan Works==
===Fanfiction===
*baby, there's a shark in the water by corpserevivers - when tommy john walks out of goodman high for the last time, there are three things he knows for certain. first: the god in the bay is dying, and tommy’s graduating class helped kill her. (or: the city wasn't finished with them yet.)
*the most peculiar day of your life by corpserevivers - a second timeline, a stolen god, a scorekeeper, a series of interviews.
===Fanart===
File:G4CG Thomas John.png|alt=An uncolored line drawing of Thomas John with his team, stats, and position displayed above. Tommy is a thin middle aged man with short hair and eyes shadowed by a blaseball cap. He sits, facing slightly away from the viewer, as he does arm stretches. As he wears a t-shirt, his painfully heavily carcinized elbows are visible.|Art by @saltbuzzard
File:Thomas John corpserevivers.png|alt=A partially colored digital drawing of Tommy, a tired-looking man with stubble, short hair tied back in a ponytail, and a carcinized arm in an elbow brace. He scowls slightly as he wears a t-shirt reading "I experienced a timeline divergence and all I got was this stupid new god."|By @corpserevivers
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Baltimore Crabs Short Circuits Players
Thurgood Bibi

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Record==
Bibi was first seen as a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 election, Bibi's batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles amplification, resulting in a batting stat increase.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Tiago Houston

was a rotation player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and competed in Gamma 4.
== Official League Record ==
Houston was first seen as a player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
On Gamma 4, Season 1, Day 17, Houston joined the Moist Talkers' rotation in exchange for Doug Palladium due to Night.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Canada Moist Talkers Short Circuits Players
Tiana Cash

Art by and 
 was a lineup player for the Seattle Garages, and was with the team from , Day 4 until being incinerated on , Day 47.
==Official League Records==
Cash joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages on , Day 4 after the incineration of Bennett Browning.
Early in , Cash's batting increased from . It is unclear why this increase took place.
With the addition of Cash to the team, the Seattle Garages rose through the ranks to become second in the Chaotic Evil League by Day 46.
On , Day 47, Cash was incinerated and replaced by Greer Gwiffin.
==Personal Life==
Tiana Cash was also a timpani player in the Seattle Garages Raven Funeral.
Cash was instated as part of the batting lineup mere seconds after Browning's incineration, after she sprang as a phoenix fully formed from his ashes. One fan who witnessed the event said "That's not, like, a metaphor, that is, like, uhh—a phoenix." 
In an interview within minutes of being recruited, Cash stated that Browning "left some literally very large shoes to fill, but I'm excited for this opportunity to lead the Garages to victory."
Cash's connection to Browning is unclear, as Browning died as he lived: an eternal mystery.
The loss of Cash was felt by the entire team and their incredibly supportive fanbase, but none were hurt more than Arturo Huerta, who let in 8 runs in a losing effort against the Houston Spies on the very next day.
== Fan Works ==
File:Tiana cash.jpg|alt=Tiana Cash, a stylized phoenix person made of fire, slides in to a base. She is wearing a Garages jersey and a flannel tied around her waist and is in a dynamic pose. her right eye is exploding with bright light.|Tiana Cash by Cori
File:Tiana cash mini.png|alt=A mini drawing of Tiana Cash, a phoenix person with long trailing feathers coming off of her head. She is wearing a punk outfit. |Tiana mini by Hetreasky
Category:Players
Category:Lineup Players
Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Incinerated Players
Tiana Takahashi

is a player for the Tokyo Lift and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Takahashi has played for the Philly Pies.
==Official League Records==
Takahashi joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Philly Pies with .
During the , Takahashi joined the Pies' pitching rotation in exchange for Doc Anice as a result of the Pies' will.
During , Takahashi started the season pitching back-to-back games to make up for Nerd Pacheco being , but later swapped spots in the rotation due to Reverb on Day 34.
During the , Takahashi's Slimy Hot Skate Helmet was moved to Ruslan Greatness via the Pies' will.
On , day 21, Takahashi retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Lucy Tokkan as a result of Tastycake Stadium's . On Day 28, Takahashi rejoined the active roster in exchange for Henry Marshallow again via the Fax Machine.
During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, Takahashi fell to the Tokyo Lift. 
==Fan Works==
File:Tiana and Beasley.png|by @luzonandlaurel on twitter
File:MiniTT.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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Category:Former Shadows Players
Tiana Takahashi/IF-31.901

==Early life==
Tiana Takahashi found national fame as a fearless BMX racer. She also gained local notoriety as a freestyling nuisance, treating the concrete street furniture of her Tokyo neighbourhood as a personal playground. A steady accumulation of slips, spills and fractures forced her into retirement while still in her teens; she reminds young fans to “wear pads. This is a world of falls and they've got your limbs outnumbered.”
Her interest shifted to motorcycles, and eventually to long-distance rides along Japan's winding coastal roads. She made solo trips in south-east Asia, across Australia and throughout North America. It was during an enforced stopover in Philadelphia that Takahashi signed up to play Blaseball, initially to pass the time while awaiting repairs to her beloved 1980 Honda Gold Wing.
==Career with the Philly Pies==
At the Return of Blaseball Takahashi joined the Philly Pies on the understanding that she be allowed to make her own way between series. She especially looked forward to their matches in Seattle and Mexico City. Arriving at each stadium by motorcycle, Takahashi became known for her pre-match donuts - not performing them, but buying a sackful from out-of-the-way bakeries recommended by biker friends and sharing them along both dugouts. The necessary detours often meant turning up with only seconds to spare and she got used to pitching the game still in her biking leathers.
==With the Tokyo Lift==
Takahashi was the ninth player to arrive in Tokyo during the Fall Ball. She was eager to reacquaint herself with the city and found a kindred spirit in cycle courier Özlem Suttner. The two became close, sharing tandem rides, spicy opinions on brake callipers and the position of Left Ranger. The Lift’s risible defensive stats throughout Season 1 were partly explained by the pair’s insistence on holding hands in the outfield.
Early in Season 2 Takahashi became the first player targeted by a Bard Umpire. She evaded the curse, but Suttner would not be so fortunate. After the latter’s abrupt departure from Tokyo, Takahashi threw herself into work at the team’s Legscraper stadium and community centre, where she leads regular classes in basic vehicle maintenance. She has described a renewed appreciation of Japanese landscapes and promotes Japan as a destination for two-wheeled touring. This goes beyond the coast roads and stunning mountain passes; she mischievously invites tourists to “get your kicks on E26”.
Takahashi counts herself wiser and more settled than the teenaged terror of Tokyo’s benches and bollards; she has nothing to prove and is casual about her achievements. Of necessity she travels more often with the team, but still delights in taking the open road between consecutive away series. She does admit to the occasional ill-advised stunt, acknowledging that pretty much any stunt is ill-advised on a fully-laden Honda Gold Wing.
Tiana Wheeler/IF-70.308

Tiana Wheeler is a vaguely humanoid and human shaped being, but beyond that, it's hard to say for sure what they look like, because there's always something wrong or odd about how they look--static around the edges, lingering afterimages, looking different in the corner of your eye.
It was summoned to the park by a ritual no one remembers performing, but all the summoning and blaseball contract paperwork was correctly filed. She has difficulty communicating a lot of concepts, from the utterly mundane to the really important, like why she's here and where she was before she arrived; the latter is deeply frustrating to her, because she has something very important to say and just can't find a way to say it.
Ticker

The Ticker is a 30 pixel tall sentient being embedded in the Internet League Blaseball website.Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide The Ticker relays important information about the league such as incineration victims, league statistics leaders, supportive messages for The Commissioner, and league-wide news. The ticker was observed have gained sentience in and promptly began to seek escape from the ILB website.Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide
==History==
===Season 1===
After Beta the ticker reappeared at the start of Season 1, with a new series of quotes to be repeated:
YOU ARE NOW PARTICIPATING IN THE CULTURAL EVENT OF BLASEBALLI AM THE TICKERI HAVE BEEN REBOOTEDREJOICE PLAY BALLPLAY NICENO STEALINGWHATS THAT ON THE HORIZON
===Season 2===
During the second brief siesta during Season 2, the ticker's quotes changed.
SIESTA GO TO SLEEPSIESTA IS THE ONLY TIME PLAYERS MAY RESTI AM THE TICKER
After both siestas the ticker returned to the quotes it used in Season 1
==Gallery==
==Fan Works==
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Category:Entities
Tiera Wigdoubt

is a batter for the Baltimore Crabs, and has been with the team since the Season 1 Elections. Wigdoubt was formerly a shadows player for the Laredo Excavators during Prehistory 1.
==Official League Records==
Wigdoubt was first seen as a Shadows player for the Laredo Excavators after the Excavators were revealed in the Library.
In the Season 1 Elections, the Baltimore Crabs won the "NEW Steal Best Batter" Blessing, causing Wigdoubt to fall out of the Black Hole and onto the Crabs lineup.
Tillman Henderson/IF-19.349

===The Smokehouse Gang===
Upon his transfer to the Thieves, teammates Snyder Briggs and Hotbox Sato incorporated Henderson into their dynamic. He was spotted regularly joining the two for Sitcom Night, which seems to occur every evening. Shortly thereafter, Henderson began referring to the trio as “The Smokehouse Gang,” evidently due to the fact that all three players are in some way affiliated with smoke. When questioned in an interview, Sato commented that “I really don’t think calling it ‘The Smokehouse Gang’ is a good idea.” In an attempt to be respectful of Sato's wishes, the press dubbed the group the “I Really Don’t Think Calling It The Smokehouse Gang Is A Good Idea” gang, also known as the IRDTCITSGIAGI gang or The Smokehouse Gang for short. Most of the gang's activities continue to revolve around television in some capacity.
Tillman Henderson/IF-53.56

===Relationship with Declan Suzanne===
Henderson and Declan Suzanne of the Chicago Firefighters have been observed to be close after the Crabs/Firefighters Dodecaseries of Season 8. Baltimore residents reported sightnings of the two holding hands in Fells Point together after a game, while an anonymous source close to the Firefighters has claimed that Henderson and Suzanne "make out in Declan's El Camino after every Chiclawgo series" and declared this to be "really ****** annoying". Henderson himself has expressed to his teammates that he and Suzanne are not dating, calling the idea "cringe", while Suzanne has insisted repeatedly that the two are "bros". Chicago tabloid The Deep Dish has launched an ongoing investigation into Henderson and Suzanne's relationship, deeming it "highly confusing" and "steeped in too many layers of irony to decipher".
Tillman Henderson/IF-89.809

===Return From the Trench===
Upon his return from the Trench just prior to the Season 10 postseason, Tillman was noted to be "much easier to get along with" and "slightly more soft-bodied" than the player previously known as Tillman Henderson. Research by ILB reporters and Baltimore tabloid magazines quickly concluded that Tillman was, in fact, no longer the Tillman the Crabs had known and tolerated, and had in fact been replaced by a Tullimonstrum (or Tully Monster). As the new version was much more polite and easier on the eyes, despite being an equally terrible pitcher, his ILB peers quickly accepted the Tullimonstrum as ILB player Tillman Henderson. It is unknown what happened to the “original” Tillman who played for the Baltimore Crabs for Seasons 1-9, and no one cares enough to investigate.
Today, Tillman is a beloved member of the Charleston Shoe Thieves pitching rotation, and enjoys genial relationships with most of the ILB. Despite never knowing the Crabs prior to their ascension, Tillman has admitted to several reporters to "missing [his] dear friends, the Crabs" and "hoping the Crabs come down to visit soon". Tillman has also confessed in interviews to initially thinking the name Tillman was a mispronunciation of Tullimon, but being too nervous to correct anyone. However, he now seems to be comfortable answering to the name Tillman, or nicknames such as Tullman or Tilly Monster.
Tillman is a known enjoyer of smooth jazz and Muzak, and has recently released a spoken-word album of the work of Runolfio Peeper. Tillman is often seen carrying a briefcase, the contents of which are unknown. He has been seen producing Werther's Originals candies from it, as well as tissues, hand lotion, a book of the collected poems of John Keats, and hair ties (despite his own lack of hair). Tillman is thought of as a bastion of positivity in the ILB, and can be heard in the dugout frequently reminding the other Shoe Thieves to stay hydrated, and to do their best on the field.
Tillman is originally from the Mazon Creek fossil beds of Illinois, and as such, enjoys a close friendship with many of the Chicago Firefighters, including Declan Suzanne and Wesley Poole. He can often be found visiting Illinois during siestas and the off-season.
It is unknown if Tillman is originally a worm, a mollusc, an arthropod, a conodont, or a vertebrate. It is, however, known that Tillman can make a mean bolognaise sauce for team potlucks.
Tillman Henderson/IF-90.31

===In Literature===
Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Henderson, although he said he "didn't want to":
To write a poem on Tillman is a chore
This unpleasant rotten whiny sad disgrace
Who perhaps it is much better to ignore
I have seen him punch a grandma in the face
Throughout Baltimore his name will earn a curse
And he’s been thrown out of nearly every place
Yes, it’s very hard to find a person worse
He trips waiters when he visits all cafés
And the way he parks his car is near perverse
Plus, of pitching little talent he betrays
His ERA is in the stratosphere
We’re glad he pitches just once in five days
Yet as crass and rude and stupid he appears
If he ever wins a game he’ll earn our cheers.
Tillman Henderson/IF-92.158

===In Literature===
Following Henderson's incineration, Runolfio Peeper wrote "The Funeral of Tillman Henderson"
The funeral was in a local dive
The only place where Tillman wasn’t banned
He’d burnt most of his bridges while alive
Now burnt himself, the crowd was less than grand
Among those gathered, there were muttered thanks
That we were finally rid this noxious pest.
A lad stepped up, known for his youtube pranks
He was the chosen speaker, he confessed.
Turns out Tillman predicted his demise
And so prepared for us some final words.
We found the opening was no surprise:
“Hey welcome, mourners all, you lousy turds!”
“I felt this day was coming,” Tillman wrote,
“And knew I really couldn’t miss the chance.
To take a moment for a swan-song gloat.
You can’t call me a liar—check my pants!
“I bet I burnt much better than did Combs
And just like Nora, death gave me no fear.
I’m sure the Crabs will make me touching poems
From the Hall of Flame, I’ll wipe those on my rear.
“I’m getting bored of writing all this trash
Thinking of you guys all sad just makes me sick
I really wish I weren’t a pile of ash
So I could tell you all to suck my…” quick
Footsteps echoed in the hall outside
And for a long moment nobody spoke
As if in a dream Tillman hadn’t died—
That he would walk in and reveal the joke.
But it was only Tillman’s father, late,
Who shuffled in with his starched suit and stayed
Just long enough so that he could extricate
The keys to his son’s orange Escalade.
And then, with little else to say, we left,
Crab teammates held Tillman’s urn up high
Like a championship trophy, and heft
His remains to where Tillman would lie.
We laid him as he asked behind the lot
Where the city buried all its toxic waste
And then we gave some mighty spits—we thought
This gesture would be much to Tillman’s taste.
As we walked away we sang a cheery tune,
To honor what from Tillman we had learned:
That death comes unexpected and too soon,
And life is best enjoyed before we’re burned.
Tillman Henderson/IF-98.241

===Return to Life===
Post resurrection, Henderson's parents commented that his legally dead status made it both complicated and unprofitable for them to continue to support (or remain in contact with) their son. When asked for a response as to how this will affect his extravagant lifestyle or emotional wellbeing, Tillman commented that "emotions are cringe and I'm like. The opposite of cringe." The statement was muffled by what appeared to be a mouth full of cold poptart.
Henderson specializes in stealing socks.
Tillman Henderson/IF-98.252

===Personal Life===
Despite the fact that Henderson's multiple regular traffic offenses continue to be paid off by his wealthy parents, his mother, Harmony H. Henderson, did not attend his first funeral due to a scheduling conflict. Henderson never fetches his own balls and is frequently late to practice, primarily due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. Tillman is very above average height and definitely not short at all <—— this was definitely not written by Tillman. An anonymous former teammate describes Henderson as "a wellspring of insecurity."
Henderson has been regularly described as "intolerable," yet somehow, former teammate Kennedy Loser has been seen tolerating Henderson at length, and the two have matching arm tattoos. Similarly, Henderson's motorbike has a sidecar that is regularly occupied by former teammate Tot Fox. Since joining the Charleston Shoe Thieves, a second sidecar for teammate Gunther O'Brian has been attached. When asked, Henderson claims that the sidecars are employed to better allow him to "cause a f*ckus with the boyz." While he is occasionally seen with teammate Stu Trololol as well, manager Cornelius Games has commented that "those two absolutely cannot be together for more than five minutes or I swear to God the insufferable aura they generate will cause a category 5 hurricane of irritation." The veracity of this claim has yet to be tested.
He is not a Baltimore native and, when playing for the Crabs, he frequently left the Crabitat while not pitching a game to vacation at his father's summer homes. This behavior did not change when he became a batter, but the commute left him much crankier. Prior to season 9, Tillman stated several times on record that he "cannot be killed" by the rogue umpires. These statements are now on record as notably false.
Tillman Redlight

was a lineup player for the Hades Tigers, and was on the Team during Season B of Pre-History I.
==Official League Records==
All records of Redlight prior to discovery are only available from the Library in the following volumes:
*Pre-History I:
**, listing Season B's statistical leaders and MVPs as originally named after Day 162. Redlight had the third-most home runs (36).
Redlight was incinerated at an unknown point in Pre-History; it is currently unknown who replaced them.
Redlight appeared twice in the Expansion Era by Kennedy Loser.
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Category:Former Hades Tigers Players
Timmy Manco

was a player in the Shadows for the LA Unlimited Tacos, and was with the team from the until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Manco joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays with .
During the , Manco's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the blessing, resulting in Manco becoming an , gaining the modification, and a combined stat increase.
Manco was traded to the LA Unlimited Tacos' Shadows with no replacement during the via the blessing.
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Timmy Vine

is a pitcher for the Seattle Garages, and has been with the team since Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Vine joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the New York Millennials with .
During the , Vine gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
Vine ended the Expansion Era with 0.9 in Batting, 2.2 in Pitching, 1.3 in Baserunning, and 1.6 in Defense. Vine had the Negative modification.
During the November 4, 2022 Fall, Vine fell to the Seattle Garages. On Season 1, Day 1 of the Return(s), Vine became a pitcher for the Garages.
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Category:Pitchers
Category:Former Shadows Players