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Bob Hope

Sir Bob Hope, KBE, KCSG, KSS (born Leslie Townes Hope; May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003) was a British-born American comedian and actor who appeared in vaudeville, on Broadway, and vampire who just refused to die. 
== Career ==
Bob (he lets me call him Bob) began his career in vaudeville before becoming a Nazi eater, and, after a 1000 year accociation with the sport, he escaped his prison and moved to film and, as his face fell into disrepair, radio. Hope's success as an entertainer is largely a mystery. Some credit it to an act of unimaginable brutality in his early childhood, others credit it to his uncanny ability to stand Bing Crosby. All agree however that his success cannot be attributed to his jokes which were, largely, awful.
== Entertainment Tours ==
Until his "death" in 2003 Bob Hope was the United States only living weapon of mass destruction. Regularly deployed to combat zones under the guise of "Entertainment Tours" Bob would reign firey hell upon whichever country happened to be unlucky enough to be at war with the United States. These "firey hell"'s usually took the form of golf jokes.
== Becoming a Vampire ==
Bob Hope was embraced as a vampire (not to be confused with "Embrace of the Vampire", in which Bob stars) by George Burns on May 29 2003. (It has been thought that the hundreds and thousands of tonns of human flesh he has consumed contributed to his vamparic ways.)
It was widely reported at the time that Burns felt Bob deserved something special for his 100th birthday and that "being an undead monster is a gift that keeps on giving". Bob was last seen flying over the Pebble Beach Golf course as fast as his little bat wings would carry him. 
== Filmography ==
* 1938: Road to Detroit
* 1940: Road to Singapore
* 1941: Road to Zanzibar; Road to Victory; Road Hard; 
* 1942: Road to Morocco; Road Harder
* 1943: Road around the Rosy; The Road Warrior; The Road To Rhodesia
* 1944: Rocky Road, Bob Hope vs The Road Runner
* 1945: Road to Rio, Embrace of the Vampire
* 1946 - 1959: The rest of Bob Hope's Movies
== Interesting Information ==
Here are a few facts about Bob Hope.
*When He was in his twenties, Hope was Carrie Fisher's English teacher.
*Bob Hope has won seventeen awards.
*His brother, Bing Crosby was hot-headed.
*Used to smuggle Mexicans across the border under the guise of Dave Thomas.
*Nazis Are delicious
*He enjoys playing patty-cake
==See also== 
*Bob for Hope
*Nazi Eating
Category:American actors
Category:American comedians
Category:British actors
Category:British comedians
Category:British radio personalities
Category:Vaudeville performers
Bobbing for apples

Bobbing for apples is a popular pastime among liberals, particularly at Halloween parties. Formalized in 2001 by Al Gore after he lost the election and John Kerry, the game involves a barrel of water, some fresh apples and an extrajudicially-detained unlawful combatant strapped to board. Its history can be traced back to the middle ages.
== History ==
The early Celts played a simplified version of the game, in which willing participants would dunk their heads into a large tank of water and try to remove a floating apple with their teeth. Christian immigrants to England modified the game slightly, in that the Celts were now required to remove the apple from the tank while a boot on their neck held them under. A shortage of Celts in medieval times led to their substitution with heretics, jews, catholics, effeminate men, and women with self confidence.
Early immigrants to the Americas brought the game over and adapted it to their situations. A popular variety among Massachusetts residents was "dunk the witch and eat an apple". However, a series of strong pro-witch laws enacted due after intense efforts by the witch lobby broke up the game by mandating a 15 minute waiting period after killing a witch before eating an apple.
The game appeared in many incarnations between then and present day, before a neoconservative team brought it back to rave reviews in 2001.
== Rules ==
A large tank is filled with water and apples are added to the top. Children gather around, eagerly awaiting a chance to get an apple and wearing clothes that they don't mind getting wet. The detainee is then lowered, headfirst, into the tank until he thinks that he is going to drown. The children then hang from sensitive parts of the detainee's body in order to reach the apples. Spurs are encouraged. Afterwards, the detainee is brought up to the surface so that the children can throw their apples at his face. It is said that the first child to hit the detainee square in the balls will grow up to be a wildly successful right-wing talk radio host.
Category:Fruit
Category:Games
Category:Holidays
Category:Halloween
Body-copter

An body copter is a type of aircraft constructed from the body of a downfallen comrade. The means of construction vary, but follow a very simple procedure.
==Constructing A Body-Copter==
*Make Sure Pulse Has Stopped-You don't want to carve up a live one.
*Remove skin on the back.
*Tear Off legs.
*Strip meat from legs until their bare bone.
*Construct a prop-shaft using pieces of the spine.
*Attach leg bones to prop shaft.
*Using liver and appendix, construct a rotary type, wankel engine.
*Test fire.
*Place feet firmly on each hip bone. Make sure your well seated on the ribcage, using controls made of muscle and sinew, gently perform lift-off.
===Range and Performance===
At a speed of 24 Knots, and an overall range of over 300 miles (running on bile) the body-copter is an essential means of escape to those stranded in dangerous situations. Additional passengers can be carried elsewhere on the craft, or can hang from arms and/or head. Should starvation set in, the craft can be gradually consumed (starting at non-structural points first) to the bare chassis.
===Disposal===
When you finnally land/crash at your destination. There are numerous ways to dispose of whats left of your body-copter. The frequently practiced method is incineration, although it tastes like chicken if not overcooked.
Either way, this takes care of needing a funeral, and covering up any evidence left behind. Another commonly practiced method is to bury the craft, although this takes too much effort. In some cases, it may be necessary to return the vehicle back to its nearest family member, although this may become the subject of a lawsuit.
===Everyday Usage===
Overtime, a body-copter will slowly decompose. However, they can be a short-term form of transportation if you have an extra body or two laying around. Useful if you own a non-functional Cremation business, or take part in Reality Television, and/or use illegal immigrants for back breaking labor.
==Famous People...who became body-copters==
*John Hammond-Creator of Jurassic Park
*Richard Hammond
*Nick Nolte (in Vietnam)
==See Also==
*Vietnam War
*Survival
*Survivor Man
category:Aviation
Category:Food
Category:Machines 
Category:Flying machines 
Category:Vehicles
Bold

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*BOLD CAN BE USED TO DESCRIBE AN OUTGOING PERSON
==WHY BOLD WAS INVENTED==
BOLD WAS INVENTED TO MAKE SOMEONE NOTICE SOMETHING.
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Category: Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:ARTICLES WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS LOCK
Bomb

Someone set up us the bombFor great justice take off every 'zig'
Uncyclopedia currently has the following bombs in its arsenal:
*A Splode
*Angry Birds
*Atomic bomb
*Bomberman
*Brie bomb
*Explosion
*F-Bomb
*Improvised explosive device
*Kaboom
*Nuke
*Pop Bomb
*Stupidity bomb
*Uncyclo-Bomb
*Wikipedia bomb
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he:פצצה
ja:爆弾
nl:Bom
zh:炸弹
Bon Jovi

Van Halen is a band which is the archenemy of the band Bon Jovi. The story of the two bands was predicted in the iconic 1897 novel Dracula, which tells of the battle between Professor Van Helsing and the legendary vampire, Count Dracula. Since books are now obsolete, most of humanity are aware of this battle through the battle between the animated TV shows Count Duckula and Garfield and Friends. In any case, it is clear that even though Garfield and Friends has murdered Count Duckula in the ratings, the legacy of Count Duckula is much greater and everybody knows it's a much better show.
Bon Jovi, which is basically considered the real actual fountain of youth, is the exact opposite of Van Halen. Van Halen did one good song, which is the first song in their debut album, and wasn't able to reproduce it ever since. The overwhelming genius of Van Halen became its worst enemy, while Bon Jovi has managed to consistently keep being genius forever.
It is common knowledge that Alice in Chains, perhaps today's leaders of all heavy metal, have started their career as a Bon Jovi tribute band. Even the mighty Celtic Frost have tried to be Bon Jovi at some point. So why isn't Bon Jovi accepted as a metal band? Because it's cute. It's the fucking fountain of youth! How can you expect it to not be cute? It's like, I suddenly found the fountain of youth and it was totally filled with fart water and tasted like frog semen. What the fuck? Of course it's going to be cute.
Let's not forget that Van Halen was described in Dracula as a professor, and Bon Jovi as a count. Who is the real royalty? I suggest you listen to the first track on the Bon Jovi album Bounce. That's real metal potential right there.
Face it. Jon Bon Jovi is The Devil. Bow to him and never look back.
Update: Halen's Van has been totaled in an automobile accident.
==Discography==
===Jon Bovi and Halen's Van (1984)===
#Obedient Young Woman
#Russian
#She Knows Me
#Shot Through the Spleen
#Love Tells the Truth
#Breaking in to a House
#Mild Temperature for Love
#28-3
#Ready for What?
===Four Hundred and Twenty Degrees Kelvin (1985)===
#Schrodinger's Love
#Twenty-Seven Quid
#Only Famous
#King of the Particularly Flat Geographic Feature with No Elevation Whatsoever
#Very Loud Night
#Tokyo Drift Road
#The Hardest Part of the Dark Knight
#Never Run to You
#Into the Campfire (Human Sacrifice)
#No, I Don't Have any Secret Dreams
===Road Work Ahead, Yeah I Sure Hope it Does (1986)===
#Let It Stone
#You Give Love a Very Respectable Name
#Livin' on Hypotheses
#Antisocial Disease
#Wanted for Two Counts of Murder in St. Vincent and the Grenadines
#Raise Your Hand, You're In Class
#Without Money
#I Would Sell Your Soul for 62 Cents
#Never Say Hello
#Abiding by all Automobile Laws
Category:American musical groups
Category:Heavy Metal Maniacs
Category:Bad Motherfuckers
Boneless whale

The so-called boneless whale is an interesting phenomenon within the terrestrial ecosystem. It resembles other whales in form and is separated from them in terms of bulk and coherence only. Whether the boneless whale is a freak or a true mutation is a question as yet unanswered.
==Differences from whale proper==
Within boneless whales, the equivalent of bones have developed over a period of time to be of much spongier material than true bone, far less stiff than normal land animal bones. Due to longheld quasi-aquatic existence the bones do not have to hold the large bulky animal upright for the most part. They rather work to keep a vague shape to the floating bag of blubber which remains practically weightless within a habitat that closely resembles oceanic conditions. 
The feeding habits of the boneless whale also differ from those of the ordinary whale. While ordinary whales browse around in the woods and dig the earth with their snouts for roots, fruit, nuts, acorns and the like, boneless whales mostly spend their time in peaceful contemplation of the world while other life forms are carried to within their reach for consumption. 
Also, the natural living conditions of the boneless whale are drastically different from those of other whales - indeed different from any other mammalian habitat as far as we are able to tell. The boneless whale inhabits a strangely organized environment - so much so that some scientists have suspected intelligence. The animal is, however, subject to all the natural, hormone-based urges the rest of the natural life forms of the planet have to live with. Because of this, studies are being run on the origin of the boneless whales: are we certain they are not gene manipulated? It seems unbelievable that such a large and inert animal would be able to withstand all the stresses of its hormonal activity without developing into something different within a space of a few generations.
Boneless whales reproduce asexually, which makes them truly boneless. This claim has not yet been proven in any convincing way. The glimpses we have gained of the mating habits of these revolting piles of lard have rather pointed at ordinary bi-sexual activities. Due to the large repositories of fat surrounding their sex organs, some scientists have put forth the possibility of aerial pollination. Study results are inconclusive due to budget problems.
==Conclusion==
Boneless whales certainly require further study. If we can overcome the financial problems haunting this project, we will catch a few of those fat piles and remorselessly prod them with our probes. I guess we will need to hold them down to get them to accept it, but in the end, it is to the advancement of science. We will not enjoy it.
Category:Whales Category:Biology
Bones

Bones can mean: 
 
*Bone, a term to descibe a boner.
*Bones, the forensic comedy-musical.
*Skull and Bones, a secret society based in Yale.
*Dem bones dem bones gonna, dance around.
*What you find in grandma's Basement.
*Them things that holds your skins and muscles together.
*That one brass thing that people have in marching bands sometimes.
*Something to give a dog (give the dog a bone).
*Bone the Comic, a stupid comic.
*Bones, Imagine Dragons' song
Category:Bones
Boney M

Boney M was a German-Caribbean Eurodisco group from the 1970s. Their hits included "Rasputin," "Belfast," "Ma Baker," "Daddy Cool," Bobby Hebb's "Sunny," Bob Marley's "No Woman, No Cry," Neil Young's "Heart of Gold", "Gotta Go Home," "Rivers of Babylon," and "Hooray, Hooray, It's a Holi-Holiday."
==History==
The band formed in 1976. It was created by Frank Farian. Farian had previously recorded the song "Baby Do You Wanna Bump" under the name "Boney M" in 1974. He released a follow-up single that no one remembers called "Ew, No, That's Not What I Meant. You People are Sick!"
Bobby Farrell was hired to lip sync Farian's baritone vocals and dance around on stage like an idiot wearing outlandish costumes and fake beards. Liz Mitchell and Marcia Barrett of Jamaica, and Maizie Williams of Montserrat were hired to actually sing... in the studio. Farian mandated that all vocals be lip synced during live performances. This formula proved so successful that Farian formed another band based on the same gimmick -- Milli Vanilli.
Bono (disambiguation)

The name Bono can refer to:
== People ==
*Bono (born Paul David Hewson), Irish musician, activist, and lead singer for the band U2.
*Sonny Bono, American record producer, singer, actor, and politician
*Chaz Bono (born Chastity Bono), activist, writer, actor, musician and son of Sonny Bono and Cher
*Edward de Bono, Maltese-British physician, writer, and consultant
== Other uses ==
*Nobel Prize for Being Bono, the Nobel Prize, named for Bono
*Things Bono Invented, a list of inventions created by Bono
*Bono Act, the Copyright Term Extension Act (United States), named for Sonny Bono
*Pro bono or cui bono, legal terminology
*Dake-Bonoism, a religion combining the teachings of the U2 musician with the teachings of Finis Jennings Dake
Bonsai

:Not to be confused with Bonsai, a Japanese art form of blowing loads into soup and tea.
Bonsai, founded by Ken Scholler, is a ritual in which participants kill swine by spearing the pig in between its eyes in one graceful stroke. This ritual is performed by Shiite Muslims and various tribes of illegal aliens residing in the Southwestern United States.
== Origins of Bonsai ==
Bonsai first came into existence in 1901, in Hveragerði, a small Icelandic town. A group of Shiite Muslims livng in Hveragerði began to partake in the ritual of Bonsai. This ritual is said to bring oneself closer to Allah. So close, some participants have said, that you can touch the soul of Allah.
Hveragerði
== Process ==
Bonsai is a ritual that is to be completed alone. Participants will invade a farm (usually in the night time) and find a pig that appears to be feeble and worthless. The participant must then spear the pig in the head, right between the eyes. If the participant kills the pig with one thrust of the spear, he grows close to Allah. If the participant does not kill the pig with one thrust, he must complete the following:
1. Slice swine open with dagger, and extract intestines
2. Consume intestines
3. Sacrifice 1st son (or any other child that can be found)
4. Burn away eyes, in honor of Allah
Many Muslims who did not kill the pig on the first thrust were arrested for murder, for they would simply find any baby and sacrifice it to Allah.
== The Spread of Bonsai ==
Bonsai has spread from the town of Hveragerði in Iceland to the USA. In the Southwestern United States, there are many tribes of homeless, illegal aliens (mostly of Mexican descent) who practice Bonsai, in the streets of many large cities. The most ruthless tribe who partakes in Bonsai is the Noelmahc amak amak. They reside in the city of Los Angeles, California.
Although Bonsai is highly illegal in the USA, many new tribes sprout up each day.
Category:Religion
Category:Trees
eo:Bonsajo
Boobshake

The boobshake is a popular alternative to the handshake. Along with the wave, hug, and fist bump, it is considered one of the most popular ways to greet an old friend or new acquaintance. It is commonly done upon meeting, greeting, parting, offering congratulations, expressing gratitude, or completing an agreement.
Although first originating in Victorian England, the boobshake fell into disfavor for a time and has only recently become popular again.
==Boobshake techniques==
The boobshake is reasonably simple. Upon being introduced to a woman, simply extend your right arm, take her left breast in your hand, and shake it up and down three times. Like a handshake, a boobshake should be firm and assertive. No woman wants a limp-wristed man pawing at her boob. Be sure to grab a nice, big handful. Really sink your fingers in.
Whatever you do, do not grab the woman's right breast with your left hand. Just as with a handshake, a left-handed boobshake is non-standard and is actually considered quite rude.
Unless health issues or local customs dictate otherwise, a boobshake should always be made using bare hands. In some regions, especially in Continental Europe, attempting to perform a boobshake while wearing gloves may be seen as an inappropriate or even derogatory behavior.
Also, it is important not to shake a woman's boob before you have been properly introduced to her. This will cause her some confusion, as she will wonder: why on earth is that man shaking my breast? It might make her think that perhaps you already know her, and then she'll awkwardly try to figure out how she can get you to say who you are without making it obvious that she doesn't know. Thus, the polite thing to do is at least give her your name before you make a grab for her chest.
===Reverse boobshake===
A popular variant on the boobshake is the "reverse boobshake." In this form, the man approaches the woman from behind, reaches over her shoulder with his right hand, and shakes her right breast vigorously.
A less formal version of the boobshake, the reverse boobshake implies friendliness and spontaneity, because the woman cannot see the man coming and thus is unaware that she is about to have her boobs shaken.
Greeting a girl with a reverse boobshake is similar to greeting one with a hug; some guys might be reluctant to initiate this greeting because it seems excessively familiar, but once he's done it a few times, it becomes like second nature.
==Modern customs==
Generally it is considered inappropriate, if not outright insulting to the initiator side, to reject a boobshake without good reason (such as an injured left breast). For example, in November 2007, an American student refused to shake Senator Hillary Clinton's boob. Immediately after, he was detained and interrogated by security for three hours and his student ID was confiscated.
Among Arabic-speaking people, boobshakes accompanied with the salutation As-Salamu Alaykum (I am holding your boobs) are an old tradition.
==See also==
*Sideboob
*A wooden boob that's shaped like a mop
*Peakaboobs
*Slut
Category:Boobage
Booby Hatch

A booby hatch is a hatchery in which boobs, or breasts, as they are less commonly called by the vulgar, are nurtured to maturity, at which point they hatch, fully formed, and are ready for use in breast augmentation surgery or sex-reassignment procedures or as booby prizes.
==Very Valuable Commodities==
Very valuable commodities, especially for women whom God, nature, or both have cursed with pitifully small bosoms or for men who want to become women, as if such a grotesque feat were possible through mere surgery, boobs are protected by being disguised as the heads of Cabbage Patch Dolls. Usually, such disguises entail the use of yarn hair, wigs, ribbons, and, sometimes, oversize eyeglasses.
==Adoption Considerations==
Boobs almost always hatch as twins, although rarely, triplets may be born from the same egg, if nurtured to maturity, as shown in the documentary film Total Recall, they can fulfill the same function as a normal pair of breasts. Pairs Twins are never separated. If a woman or a wanna-be woman transsexual will not adopt both boobs, she or he is allowed none. Therefore, it is extremely important for adoptive chests to select wisely.
===Size===
Not only one's present needs, but also future requirements should be considered, and prospective recipients should realize that boobs that may be judged as being too small today may seem of perfect size years from now and vice versa. In general, it is best, perhaps, to select boobs that are too small rather than too large, as, gravity and the loss of muscle tone and epidermal elasticity that typically accompany the aging process often are unkind to big boobs, and they tend to sag over time, especially in women who prefer to go braless.
Sometimes booby hatch boobs come with a hands-on bra 
===Shape===
Not only size, but shape, should be considered carefully in selecting offspring from the booby hatch. Typically, booby hatches hatch boobs in the following shapes:
* Apple
* Melon
* Pear
The banana, or cucumber, shape, once admired by lesbians, has declined in popularity and, as a result, has been discontinued.
===Color===
Boobs come in three families (or races) of color:
* Caucasian (pink)
* Mongoloid (red or yellow)
* Negroid (brown or black)
Although anyone may purchase any color of boob that she or he desires, it is recommended that one select the same color as the rest of her or his complexion, as, otherwise, one is apt to have permanent tan lines (or the lack thereof, depending upon the color chosen).
==Maintenance==
Booby hatch boobs are capable of supplying milk and are easily attached by surgeons. They require little maintenance following installation, but recipients should examine them periodically, as any other boob should be examined, and the wearing of an appropriate bra is recommended. Boobs generally do well in partial shade and should be watered daily.
==Cost==
The cost of boobs varies, but one should bring one's credit card and expect to pay Big Bucks.
== See also ==
* Booby prize
* Hillary Clinton's Bust
* Hillary Clinton's Presidential Fund-raising Campaign
Category:Boobage