Incidents/2022-10-04 jupyterhub-conda outage

== Summary ==
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Summary of what happened, in one or two paragraphs. Avoid assuming deep knowledge of the systems here, and try to differentiate between proximate causes and root causes.
==Timeline==
Write a step by step outline of what happened to cause the incident, and how it was remedied. Include the lead-up to the incident, and any epilogue.
Consider including a graphs of the error rate or other surrogate.
Link to a specific offset in SAL using the SAL tool at https://sal.toolforge.org/ (example)
All times in UTC.
*00:00 (TODO) OUTAGE BEGINS
*00:04 (Something something)
*00:06 (Voila) OUTAGE ENDS
*00:15 (post-outage cleanup finished)
TODO: Clearly indicate when the user-visible outage began and ended.
==Detection==
Write how the issue was first detected. Was automated monitoring first to detect it? Or a human reporting an error?
Copy the relevant alerts that fired in this section.
Did the appropriate alert(s) fire? Was the alert volume manageable? Did they point to the problem with as much accuracy as possible?
TODO: If human only, an actionable should probably be to "add alerting".
==Conclusions ==
OPTIONAL: General conclusions (bullet points or narrative)
===What went well?===
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OPTIONAL: (Use bullet points) for example: automated monitoring detected the incident, outage was root-caused quickly, etc
===What went poorly?===
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OPTIONAL: (Use bullet points) for example: documentation on the affected service was unhelpful, communication difficulties, etc
===Where did we get lucky?===
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OPTIONAL: (Use bullet points) for example: user's error report was exceptionally detailed, incident occurred when the most people were online to assist, etc
==Links to relevant documentation==
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Add links to information that someone responding to this alert should have (runbook, plus supporting docs). If that documentation does not exist, add an action item to create it.
==Actionables==
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Create a list of action items that will help prevent this from happening again as much as possible. Link to or create a Phabricator task for every step.
Add the #Sustainability (Incident Followup) and the #SRE-OnFIRE (Pending Review & Scorecard) Phabricator tag to these tasks.
==Scorecard==
Incident Engagement ScoreCard
 	Question 	Answer
(yes/no)	Notes
People 	Were the people responding to this incident sufficiently different than the previous five incidents? 		
People 	Were the people who responded prepared enough to respond effectively 		
People 	Were fewer than five people paged? 		
People 	Were pages routed to the correct sub-team(s)? 		
People 	Were pages routed to online (business hours) engineers?  Answer “no” if engineers were paged after business hours.		
Process 	Was the "Incident status" section atop the Google Doc kept up-to-date during the incident? 		
Process 	Was a public wikimediastatus.net entry created? 		
Process 	Is there a phabricator task for the incident? 		
Process 	Are the documented action items assigned? 		
Process 	Is this incident sufficiently different from earlier incidents so as not to be a repeat occurrence? 		
Tooling 	To the best of your knowledge was the open task queue free of any tasks that would have prevented this incident? Answer “no” if there are
open tasks that would prevent this incident or make mitigation easier if implemented.		
Tooling 	Were the people responding able to communicate effectively during the incident with the existing tooling? 		
Tooling 	Did existing monitoring notify the initial responders? 		
Tooling 	Were the engineering tools that were to be used during the incident, available and in service? 		
Tooling 	Were the steps taken to mitigate guided by an existing runbook? 		
Total score (count of all “yes” answers above)	Total score (count of all “yes” answers above)