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Boyfriend Is a Simp Copypasta

My boyfriend is spending $1000/month on OnlyFans woman
I (31F) have been with my boyfriend (30M) for a year, and we're moving in together. I do accounting so I'm calculating our finances to estimate what we can afford. I noticed a $1000 charge EVERY month on his statements. I asked about it and he said it's for OnlyFans woman. He says he's never cheated and never will and he's never met or talked to this woman. She's American so he says there is no chance of anything happening, but there's no reason to stop paying once we live together.
I'm stunned. My boyfriend is a simp. There are no other words. I do not object to the pornography with consenting adults and I don't care if he looks at it. But we've been together for a year. Continued simping when we live together and merge our finances is red flag. I've said I'm uncomfortable and won't live with him if he continues simping, but he just repeats the never cheated act. I feel like I'm being gaslighted because now he's angry I won't live with him. I needed to get this out to process because I was so shocked when I found out my boyfriend is a simp.
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Category:Memes
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
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Brace for Impact

Some of you may have heard my story on the news. However, those who have read it have probably forgotten. I've tried to block this memory out of my mind but it keeps crawling it's way back to my brain. Read on, this is my story.
It was 1992 when my husband and I boarded a plane to Hawaii. Neither of us had been there before. To say we were excited would be an understatement. However, no one on the plane actually made it to Hawaii.
From where we boarded the plane, it would be about a five hour flight. Within the first 30 minutes, I was asleep. I had a pleasant dream that my husband and I were surfing in the warm Hawaiian waters.
I was abruptly awoken to the plane bouncing up and down and the flight attendants telling everyone to "calm the fuck down." To my surprise, I noticed everyone's windows were closed except mine. I peered out and gasped.
On the wings of the plane, I saw these large unearthly bugs. They looked like ants except there were no antennaes and they were fully green. You could see large fangs poking our of their faces. The bugs appeared to be eating away at the wings.
In 15 minutes, the wings were half gone and the plane began swirliung to the ground. How I survived the crash was a miracle. To this day, after all the research I've done, I cannot find out what those strange creatures were.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:English Class Failure
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Brackla South Wales

Hello,My name is ieuan and i am telling of a story that happened about a year ago that occured in Brackla.
It was the 30th of september 2011 and it was my birthday i got a awsome present from my dad it was a game for the xbox 360,called 666 it was apparently a realy good RPG game, since i was a theorist and very intrested in backmasking a satanic hidden messages i realised that 666 was the number of satan i wasnt creeped out but i went upstairs to my room and put it in the disk tray it started up normal and i couldnt wait to play it I was hyped the title screen said welcome Ieuan since that was my name i got a bit creeped out but i carried on playing then it showed a split second imago of a face it was scarred cut and battered it let out a blood curling scream and i jumped a mile.I was a man in the game called stn i have no idea why stn but it was fine i was apperently a soul from hell dressed in red and black then a man came up on screen it looked like it was a webcam chat user but little did i know it was.....He said he knew me and asked where i got the game i stuttered my...my dad got it for me,he replied intresting you shall tell me where you live,i told him a fake adress and i shut the game off an hour later there was i knock on the door my dad said can i help you? the man replied yes does ieuan-lee tudor live here i panicked it was the man from the game i ran to my room and locked my door he knocked and said in a joyous voice dont be scared its only me,Ross. I,jumped ross was the name of my dead uncle he died in a car crash i still remeber his number plate SD7 RTG he was wearing a necklace with those numbers on it I passed out on my bed now the man is living with me downstairs he told my dad he was a homeless man looking for a home and support i have not exited my room since that was 3 days ago. until he left i make my way to school and he follows me around there and back from school im realy worried hewill harm me but i put up with it i made my way home and my dad was waiting for me at the door i was worried a little bit i saw 2 police men standing in the kitchen they said "I hear you have been involved in a attempted murder" I was furious how could i have been.....remember when i told you he followed me home from school... he attemped to stab me in the back but was shot at from a distance i couldnt hear the shots but it might of been silenced the police showed me a picture of the victim it was my dead uncle you know the homeless dude i was releived but i was wrong he haunts my dream screaming in pain and rolling on the floor in a pool of blood screaming my name along with a chant satu ball laha...........-Ieuan
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Old Shit
Bradleh Daw Gaim: Unused Boss

On December 4, 2012, J Chrome Studios, a free game developing team was just beginning developing another "Bradleh Daw Game" title in a video game series about nonsense. But something was very unusual about this particular installment in the series. There was a mysterious figure in the bottom right corner of the cover.
It was only included in the first two uploaded songs to a channel on YouTube called "acotigurVEVO" where all the soundtracks for this game series are posted. It was then covered completely white like the rest of the cover and that made it seem like it was never there in the first place. Those who had seen it when it was uploaded remember exactly what was there. It's hard to forget that face that just seems to be staring straight at you.
When Jordan (The director of J Chrome Studios) was asked about it himself, he either didn't respond to whomever was asking the question, or he would simply reply; "It is a boss that I never really used.
I really don't know why I had him there in the first place," which obviously is not the case. There was an unused track for this game known only as "Untitled".
It had slow and eerie fading in and fading out echoing music, not like the usual obnoxious voice you would hear making annoying noises in the background.
There is also a hard to hear shriek of pain in this track as well. It was uploaded to the YouTube channel "acotigurVEVO" as well, but was removed quickly for reasons unknown. It was never added into the game. There was also an entity in the game called "???", and it never had a sprite accompanying it and some of the only coding included for it made it move slowly towards the player.
But however, when it collides with the player the game sends you to an area of the game that had been removed entirely in the original version and shows up only as <undefined>, crashing the game instantly.
This was only in the first few versions released of the game before Jordan realized people had been taking notice of this strange unused entity that would crash the game when encountered. It was removed shortly. Jordan obviously had all the intention of using this boss, but something prevented him from adding it in the final version.
Something he doesn't want to talk about and is hiding from all of us. But just what would he want to cover up so badly, and what part of the game did Jordan have to remove? We might never find the answers we need. All we know is that something so horrible happened that J Chrome had to keep a very tight secret from us.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Brain's Mathematical Horror Story

My story begins on a night just like this one...
Dr. Bill Havord of the institute for advanced studies was computing algorithms to the power of 27,000, when the cosine button on his calculator became stuck, causing his results to increase exponentially. Unaware of the problem, he continued to use the briggsian system. Needless to say, the sine curves of his indices were distorting along a quadratic progression! And what he saw when he looked down filled him with an unspeakable terror! For it was the largest prime number ever computed!
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Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Bread That Cat

I was snooping around the internet for flash games one rainy afternoon. Flash games are free online games usually made by independent developers. You get a wide variety of games you can play at any second. So I found a game with the weirdest title I have ever heard.
"Bread That Cat"
It was too tempting to resist. I clicked on it. The goal of the game was simple: bread that cat. By clicking you shoot a slice of bread. If it hit the cat, the cat's head would go through the bread slice. After beating a level, it showed a picture of some real life cat suffering the same fate as the ones in the game. There was even one that was just a slice of bread with a hole in it that had the caption "Your Cat Here" next to it. I was crying. How could they do this to such poor animals? I NEEDED to file a complaint. So I called my pals at PETA and told them of this rancid game. They agreed to throw red paint at the guy who made this atrocious game. If you have ANY information on who made it, please call 1-800-THIS-NUMBER-ISN'T-REAL.
And here is the link... play if you dare.
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Category:Vidya games
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Category:Shortpasta
Breadwinners Lost Episode

Have you ever heard of the show called, "Breadwinners?" It was about two ducks delivering bread. There was an episode that NEVER passed. This is the story.
One day, I was on demand, looking for the show, "Breadwinners." Then, I  saw an episode that says "Buhdeuce." I pressed play and watched it. It started with a normal opening intro like other episodes. After the opening there is a title card with a word in a black background that says, "Buhdeuce" in a red text. There was no music. It all started with Swaysway, Buhdeuce, Jelly, and Ketta walking on a long road. Buhdeuce was eating a strange kind a bread. The bread looked white with black stripes like a zebra.
SwaySway said "Buhdeuce, what are you eating?". Then Buhdeuce said "You always eat a lot." Seriously? Then they got in the Rocket Van. A strange song was playing (it sounded like "In the Hall of The Mountain King" except distorted and reversed) . It got slower and slower. Then they stopped at a mountain. SwaySway said "Wait, if we go down the mountain with the Rocket Van, we will die!" they then went down. The strange song was getting slower, more morbid, and terrifiying. It then cutted to a wrecked Rocket Van and dead bodies of everyone except Buhdeuce.
Buhdeuce was then seen with black eyes, red pupils, and his beak (or bill) looks... like a frown. The strange music was playing reversed and lots of screaming was heard, real ones, like the ones from Candle Cove! Buhdeuce's frown slowly turned into a creepy smile.
Be careful, if you find the same episode, don't watch it, please!
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Break Dancing

I heard this dope beat in my dream and I began free-style break dancing to it. But as I gained consciousness I quickly realized the beat in my dream wasn't music, it was the sound of my cat gagging right next to me as she was seconds away from projectile vomiting all over my bed.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Breakfast after movie night

I've always been interested in cinematography and things of the sort. But never in my life have I ever watched anything of the horror genre. One day I was browsing Netflix and I noticed a strange movie on my "watch it again" list. Scream 7. Strange, I've never watched this movie before in my life. For no real reason I turned the movie on to watch the movie. The movie turned on and it showed the title of the movie. "Scream 7" in drippy red text, this was incredibly scary for me and without thinking I turned the TV off and went to bed. I woke up and walked into the kitchen, I noticed that my mother was there and she said. "Hello son, I make you breakfast!" I look at my table and I noticed that there was bacon and eggs on it. I hop onto my chair and look at it. Something is wrong here. I look at my plate again and notice that the eggs were placed in a way that made it look like a smiley face. I was extremely unsettled by this and ate my first piece of bacon. I kept trying to enjoy my breakfast but the eggs kept staring at me with that god forsaken smile. It was the kind of smile trying to come off as innocent but was clearly hiding something. I grab my plate and yell "What do you want from me?!" At the top of my lungs. No answer. I look up to my mom but she's dead. I look down to my breakfast again. Trying to get some sort of answer I poke one of the eggs making up the mouth. All of a sudden I feel something sharp clamp onto my finger. The egg face had bitten onto me. I cry and shout as it chews away my arm but nobody comes to rescue me. It ate my right arm and my head. That's why I'm writing this story. To remind you that you have no idea how much power you have and you could easily create a monster out of nowhere...
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Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Breaking Bad: Lost DVD

I used to be normal... Then, I came across something horrifying that changed my life.
Hi. I'm Paul. I'm 21 years old and I like Brreaking Bad. I think it's a good watch, honestly. I think everyone could agree with that. If you like Netflix, obs. OK, onto the fucking story. Sorry for wasting your time.
I was browsing Amazon the other day. I saw a product that caught my eye. It was called Breaking Bad (DVD), I was very excited.
It only costed about $1.00. Bargin! It arrived 2 days later.
I popped it into the DVD Player and it began. A Title Screen popped up. It was just, off.
It only had one opition. Play. I clicked play.
A Title Card. It said Episode 0. I saw Walter. Sitting in his RV.
He had blood coming out of his eyes. Jesse put his moist hand on his shoulder.
'Ayo, Mr White!' Jesse said.
Jesse sounded like a old man for some reason. I thought it was just a glitch.
'JESSEEEEEEEEEEEE!' Walter shouted.
Gus came flying in. He stabbed Jesse. How unkind!
'I am not dead, bitch!' Jesse said.
Gus disappeared.
For some reason, Squidward came onto the screen. He smiled. He waved.
'You guys selling meth without me?' Squidward cried, hyper-realistically, and full of hate.
'Yeah!' Jesse said.
Squidward shot himself. Jesse did a Fortnite dance. Walter stopped him.
'I'm sorry, Jesser.' Walter said.
Walter shot him. The episode ended with Frecnh text that translated to this.
'YOUR NEXT, PAUL!'
I was scared. How did it know my name?
I will never look at Breaking Bad the same way ever again and either will you too. 
Why are you reading this? Story's over.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Breaking Bad - How Gus Really Died

One day, I am sent a coordinate in the mail, everyone tells me not to go but I do. I go to the Coordinate that was sent to me and I see a dainty old shed. I go then go inside of the shed and I see Toby Fox sitting in an armchair writing on a paper that's on the table with a pen. I'm so happy to see him, then the shed lights on fire, and so does the end of Toby's pen. "do you want to write Deltarune lore?" asks Toby, "of course I do Mr. Fox!" I say, ignoring the fact that the shed is on fire.
I'm literally ecstatic, seeing Toby himself! I can't even imagine it! For some reason the shed isn't getting destroyed by the fire, maybe its done its round of devil worshipping and it's become immune to it. On the paper, I see the words, 'DELTARUNE, CHAPTER THREE', so I start writing, but then Toby tells me something, "make the story good, I have a friend that will view it. If you make bad Deltarune lore, you will die!" says Toby, enthusiastic yet devilishly.
After about an hour or two of writing, someone enters the room and I can't actually believe who it is! It's Gustavo Salamanca! "Hello, I am a good friend of Toby Fox. I will now review your paper to see if you belong in my company." says Gus, passionate to his work. Gus picks up my paper and skims it for a bit, he gives it back to me and he says "This is some fine work here, but why did you kill off the end villain of the dark world if both Queen and Chaos King lived on to tell the tale? And how did you get the idea to make the secret boss Danny Devito? Not saying that that was a bad idea, Danny seems like a good antagonist. I think that you deserve to be head executive of Deltarune lore, you deserve it." Then Toby says something "That's nice and all, but if he's head executive, that would mean that they ought to replace you, therefore I'd need to kill you." Then Gus turns to him and his head explodes. Toby pulls of his mask revealing that he's actually Walter White, and I pull off my mask, thus revealing that I'm actually Jesse Pinkman, bitch.
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Category:The Title Is A Lie
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Breaking Bad - Season 6, Episode 1

Walter wakes up outside heavens golden gate's. He looks around and sees a lone angel standing in front of them.
He calls out to it "Hey, where the hell am I?"
The angel says back to him "The judgement hall"
Walter is confused.
This doesn't look anything like a hall, and certainly not one where you get judged. "If this is a judgement hall, what are those gates for?" Walter asks the lone angel.
"Aha, those gates are for if you pass the test, and the test has already been concluded" the angel answers him.
The angel has been facing away from Walter this whole time.
Walter asks "Did I, pass?" The angel turns around to reveal itself to be Gale.
"No you failed because of what you ordered my replacement to do"
Breaking Bad intro plays*
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Breaking Bad Box Set

My dad has poop in his dick and I brought him the entire Breaking Bad box set as a present the day he was diagnosed. He's watched eight episodes and lost 300lbs, which has now escalated into severe anorexia, bulimia, depression and critical anxiety, to which I supplied him medication for in which he had a strong reaction to.
He then gave all his might into wheeling his way out of the house and into the street to try and enter the hospital, but due to his anorexia, his arms fell off and he was forced to navigate using his legs.
He had to practically 'walk' while sitting in his wheelchair thereby defeating the purpose of the wheelchair. He went through thick and thin to get to the hospital.
He rode his wheelchair through the deepest seas, he death-defyingly crossed highways and freeways, and crashed into kids' birthday parties in order to help himself to the refreshments, including their cakes and flaming candles included, to keep whatever energy he had intact.
He then tied his wheelchair, miraculously without arms via rope to a chopper and had the chopper fly him through the big cities and barren evergreens, the sight was almost extravagant, but such a rare sight.
The chopper crashed into a jetliner over Kentucky, but my dad's skin is titanium, thus he survived. He flew his wheelchair down to safety into the river and let the current direct his way.
After exiting the river, he rode through the jungles and dodged multiple grizzly bears that for some reason were present. Multiple days were spent living off the fat of the land as he consumed leaves, plants, logs and even entire trees to preserve the energy.
At this point, you'd think my dad would be deceased; OH BOY ARE YOU WRONG.
He had severe bouts of depression in the jungles and even contemplated taking his life via the grizzly bears, but the grizzly bears dropped in awe and ran away screaming like little girls.
He fought through and continued on his way. He flew through the Everglades via his wheelchair attached to a paraglider, but the paraglider caught fire like fucking ICARUS when he made it to Death Valley.
This was where Dad was at his lowest point. He lay on the ground, almost about to decease, when a flying goose on a dinner plate spoke words of wisdom. It was here on out that Dad was certain to continue his journey.
He went everywhere. He raced through Hill Valley and bumped into Marty McFly, smoking a few joints together with the Doc while listening to the Beatles' new album, 'Sgt. Bender's Breakfast Club Band'.
Finally, after months and months, he made it to the hospital.
It was closed.
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Breaking Bad Lost Episode

The police find Walt gasping for breathe, on the way to the station they revive him I'm the back of an ambulance and start reading him his rights.
Walt can barely communicate, his is going in and out of consciousness, grabbing the officers shirt he pulls him in closely.
"Am I bEiNg DeTaInEd?" He manages to spit out.
The officer looks at his superior who is riding in the back with him.
"Don't answer that question rookie!" The police chief yells
"aM i BeInG dEtAiNeD?" Demanded Walt, his eyes rolling back in his head.
Sweat poured down the rookies face, he had been warned of this at the academy.
"No Sir, I just.. We just need to ask you a few questions sir" he stammered
"Dangnabbit" said the chief to himself
"I dO NoT rEcOgNiZe yOuR AutHoRItY" gasped Walt "Am I fReE tO lEaVe?"
The rookie looked over to his Chief. He was treading on soft ground and he knew it. If Walt declared himself a sovereign citizen they would have to let him go. Walt had all the aces and the rookie knew it...
"Sir?" He said nervously to the Chief
"Dang son of a gun" said the Chief in disgust.
"Well Sir" said the Rookie "just let us take you to the hospital and we'll ask you some questions Sir"
Walt stared deeply into the rookies eyes "aM. I. BeInG. DeTaInEDed?" His cold eyes staring directly into the Rookies soul. With all the strength he could muster he pulled the rookies face in closer to his "i Am A soVeRiGN cItIZeN"
"Ah Fuck it to damn hell" yelled the chief "cut him loose Rookie bitch, he outsmarted us again"
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Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Inside Jokes
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Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta