The Dark Tragic Story of The Unikitty Fan-boy James

I woke up in a white room, with Unikitty from the lego movie. 
I asked about Lilo and Stitch and she told me that they didn't even finish their names.
I told her I was ready for another mystery adventure.
"Just another short time to go."
She told me that I had a nice dick and she wanted me to stick it in her ass peg. 
It didn't hurt so bad that I passed out.
I woke up in her house with one of my best friends in the world, Cornhole Dude.
He told me that he likes to hang out in her kitchen and watch you make shitty trollpastas. 
This was not the night that I told him the truth about my time traveling.
It was right after I told him that I wasn't going to tell any of my friends about it.
He said he didn't even want to know.
I then went up stairs to be greeted by Unikitty in my bed, with her showing me her sweet lego cat ass, and its nice peg hole. 
She told me I had a nice dick and she wanted me to stick it in her ass peg.
This was the weirdest situation I had ever been in.
When I woke up I couldn't find my cat in the bedroom, so I took a look into the basement, to see Unikitty had killed my cat, and still wanted me to fuck her. 
I gave up on Unikitty in the bedroom and continued the adventure in the basement.
I found my cat and brought her into the kitchen and threw her in the garbage.
I also remembered that Lilo and Stitch had be out beating up Michael Myers again. Before I can leave, fucking Unikitty came again wanting me to fuck her lego cat ass. 
I went into the living room and gave her a really long kiss to hopefully make her feel better about killing my cat.
She told me that I didn't care about my cat.
She wanted me to tell everyone about the lost Sonic the Hedgehog and Bob the Builder sex tape. 
I went upstairs and told Cornhole Dude, that I couldn't do it, because I didn't want him to hate me forever.
He thought it was funny, but he didn't want to tell anyone.
We went downstairs, but he went back upstairs to get sandwitch.
Once again the hell spawn that is Unikitty came back and beg me to fuck her Lego cat ass again. 
So, I did.
She then asked me if I was going to write about the lost Sonic the Hedgehog and Bob the Builder sex tape on my blog.
I told her no, because I don't have internet yet.
Then I fucked her again because her peg hole felt nice on my dick, as she moaned for more. 
"Don't forget, I have my knife stuck in your ass right next to your asshole.
You have a really nice dick."
She told me that she was going to look in the internet every night to see if anyone else
before going back to moaning to my dick fucking inside her peg hole, as she pressed closer on it. 
When I got back from my vacation to Nebraska, I immediately logged onto the internet and got all my pictures up.
Then, I went back to reading some old posts that I had saved from my old blog.
The lost Sonic The Hedgehog and Bob the builder sex tape was found, I opened my eyes in horror and shock that they had found out while I was gone. 
It had been uploaded to the internet by Cornhole Dude.
I immediately called him up and told him that I was sorry, but he had to go.
The conversation went something like this:
"It's not that hard, but I had too she was going to kill me if I didn't do it...all she wants you james".
Then Cornhole hugged up.
I then called him back, to make sure that he wasn't going to kill me in my sleep.
He reassured me that I could still come over and have fun.
I said, yes, of course.
I think he thought I was stupid, but then he died of cancer.
And so I entered a deep depression. 
and then I died from kidney disease.
And then my evil roommate started throwing my poop into the garbage can...
I spent a couple of weeks trying to deal with the pain of the loss of Cornhole Dude.
I then woke up in a basement, Unikitty standing in the middle of a light. 
I asked her if she was a spirt from the dark realm and she said that she was a sprite from the twilight realm.
I asked her if she was real and she said that she was very real.
Then she asked me to fuck her fucking lego cat ass again. 
I gladly obliged.
She then asked me if I was going to write about the lost Sonic the Hedgehog and Bob the Builder sex tape on my blog.
I told her no, because I didn't want her to hate me forever.
As I put my dick into the peg hole of her nice Lego cat ass. 
I told her that I didn't care about my cat, because I didn't want to be punished by her forever.
And I fucked her again.
She came a little bit.
So I decided to fuck her one more time, but she wanted more as she pressed her peg hole into my dick deeper. 
It was like fuck that shit out, but deep like really deep.
And she then came so much that I couldn't control it anymore, and I exploded in her and flooded her with cum, which she lovingly accepted.
But I keep going, and she lovingly accepted me proceeding to fuck her. 
I really fucked her one more time, this time fucking her so deep that I almost shit on her lego cat ass.
It was great.
Then I told her that I was going to go home and be alone for a while because- but then I changed my mind, and keep on fucking and she accepted this even more as she didn't want the fucking to end. 
Then I unloaded my entire load into her peg hole, and it was so fucking hot that she cummed too, making me cum again. I keep going more as she yelled "More! More!" accepting my dick with passion. Then I took a shower, telling myself that this would be the last time I would use my dick in a lady peg hole.
Until, of course, a reader of my blog saw it and commented on it.
I then laughed in sans.
So I returned back to Unikitty in the basement, who was waiting for my return. 
She did not say anything, but simply kissed me on the lips, saying, "Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you".
And I just laughed.
I then returned home, and met up with Professor Jackass, and we just laughed. I entered the bed and locked the door and turned... then I saw. Unikitty again?! how the hell did she get inside my house? I did not invite her! And then it hit me.
I don't have a girl friend anymore.
That's right.
I lost the girl.
I then broke down in tears, realizing that I was going to have to go back to sucking tears.
But Unikitty said don't cry, and asked me to fuck her Lego cat ass again, and so...I slowly got on the bed...and un-zipped my pants slowly placing my dick back into Unikitty's peg hole again as she made a moan...I paused... and began to slide my dick into her...she cried even more as I slid deeper and deeper into her peg hole.
I couldn't believe it.
She's giving me everything I never had, I even went down on her.
She lovingly accepted but...then I stopped I realize what I am doing, I had stop I had to escape this...but she wouldn't let me. 
She told me that I had to let it out...so I obeyed her and began to...moan...then she said "Suck it" then I did and she climaxed and I came again.
She then kissed me and said..."Be with me forever". Then Master Frown came and shot Unikitty 6 times out the window, saving me. I got up and said "Thank you, I.." he'd then said "It's okay, your safe now...she has gone insane for you for some reason James" as a Lego with a dick I didn't understand why. 
So I then began to play on the PS3 all night long with Shrek, and soon Master Frown came to me...unnoticed of course...and...offed me.
And I just watched as a newly born Unikitty did not have a come as Master Frown killed it, then Master Frown rebuild me to who I use to be. 
But then Master Frown's cat, Chipper began to fucking Unikitty's dead corpse, and Master Frown came, and destroyed it.
He then told me to take care of Shrek, and I did...even after realizing that he wouldn't return. 
I said "Sigh...bye Shrek...
I closed the game. 
A few weeks passed.
Unikitty and I had become even closer...
I now use my fucking dick to fuck her, and she seems to love it as I orgasmed, she try to progress to me and my real dick.
I woke up, it was just nightmare. 
The next morning, she greeted me with a naked dick.
A very horny one too.
She then changed into a pair of red underwear, and sucked me off...again.
It is amazing what having a Lego dick can do to, so despite being saved from this Master Frown...I fallen back again, fucking Unikitty's Lego Cat Ass's Peg hole again. 
One year had passed.
A year that changed everything.
I began to drink again, because I was afraid.
Master Frown came back...but this time...the same...old Master Frown...just in a different way. he try to save me again, but it was too late... night fallen...I return to home to Unikitty. 
She greeted me with another "Fuck me"...and I did. We never did fucked but I eventually cummed as she lovingly suck the Lego balls out of my Unikitty Shoes.
Then the night came, Shrek came home with gun given to him by Master Frown, in another attempted to save me. 
We where stopped by Unikitty.
Shrek began to beg her not to shoot him, but she said "I do...now...and I shoot him" she then cocked the gun...then Shrek fired it, we all fell to the ground...but Unikitty survived...shrek died as she lefted him in the basement to die...I woke up in a bedroom with Unikitty beside me, as I was bandaged up. 
As I awaken again, I saw Unikitty with a new tattoo...then she leavesed...it was like as though this Unikitty never existed before, as if I never fucked the version of her that I now see...the green tattoo was strange, but then she got one me...she was Unikitty reborn. 
She gave me a gift as I awake, she kiss me and asked me "Are you going to marry me?"
"But who would marry me, I am Unikitty II" I said as I fell on my couch.
She kissed me again and said "I'll..." then paused, as she proceed to relax down, and said "fuck me". 
Our sex was amazing...unlike the first Unikitty. I cummed again, and again, she smiled as she was truly Unikitty.
"You have to be there..." I heard a voice whisper.
"To...cant...come..." I reply as this was Master Frown, attempting to save me again for a last time. as I proceed to fuck Unikitty's peg-hole harder than I have before. she stoped it...pulled out the giant, hot pink Lego dick, and let it shoot on the floor as she stared at it, with an emotion I had never seen her have. She put the dick down, and turned me around.
She then proceed to suck my dick. 
"I...I have to...stop...from...cumming...right...now..." I said to her.
"Noooo...I can't..." she said as she raised up my pants and started to fuck me.
It was the best experience in my life..but I don't look at it like that anymore, as after this Master Frown saved me again...I realized the error of my ways, giving into a crazy bitch. 
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I woke up from those words every night as its nightmare, as I fear Unikitty will be born again... then Fleetway Super Sonic came at my house one day. 
I left him alone as he tried to abduct my friends in the living room and began to shoot me with his strange sonic cannon...I am very angry now, and so I ran and I screamed at him.
He shot one more time, killing Shrek. This was the last straw .
"You've been looking for my girlfriend, have you?" he said, as he attempted to pin me down to a rug.
"I...I'm sorry...I...I...I...I'm sorry" I said as I began to cry, as he fucked me hard... and then I realized, this is not Fleetway Super Sonic he has been possessed by Unikitty. 
"Sally!" I said as the television turned on.
Unikitty was on the screen, in a small bra and panties and holding a giant hand puppet. She walked over to her TV and it was dead on and in focus.
"Where is he" she asked, looking for me. 
"Who's he" Fleetway said
"I'm the only one who can save him...fck you" I said.
"I am not Unikitty, but I will help you." he said, with the same voice he had in the shed.
His cock began to grow and then I punched Fleetway Super Sonic, setting him free from the possession. 
I woke up to the classic robot yelling at me... I grabbed my phone, and found a new number, for my younger self.
It called me, and I answered as I drove away, and I lost my memory, and I saw Freddy Fazbear with a Gun pointed at me. 
Here, I'll make it short.
I wake up as I'm being shot and yelled at. and I ran and I said I wanted to be Unikitty.
"I am Unikitty" I said.
"YOUR NOT" my ex said as he shot me.
I began to burn, I realized no matter what I couldn't escape Unikitty.
as then I showed up in a judgment hall from Undertale but instead of sans it was Fleetway Super Sonic, THE REAL Fleetway Super Sonic. 
I was in Hell. 
It was terrifying.
I felt sadness in Hell, as it was the only time in Hell, I had ever felt that way, and I could smell the rotting flesh.
I came upon a green coffin and held it, Fleetway Super Sonic judged me saying "I am very disappointed with the way you are treating my female friend here..." as he pulled a horn up from the coffin.
"And you are ruining my game here..." he said as I knew this was my chance, but then Unikitty came with tears saying 
"ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE WITH YOU!" . 
and I awoke, I remembered everything.
Fleetway Super Sonic didn't exist... the owner of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza wasn't just one person... I woke up screaming... I was waiting for Unikitty... in...the void...
Unikitty was a Saint. 
Fleetway Super Sonic was a murderess and her boss.
She was angry at me, because I was angry at myself... so I closed the door, and I was the one she could yell at...
The truth was, all she wanted was love from me, to escape the pain caused by her boss Fleetway Super Sonic, but Master Frown convinced me that all she was is a crazy bitch. 
She pushed me out, and I wondered, "What was that all about" I heard a door open, and a voice say:
"Hello! It is time to return, now get out my way, it is a terrible time to bother me"
I saw me...a different me... a older me... with my creepy haircut and my long blond hair, but I was different, I was sad... because my Unikitty had...
I awoke in my bed.
I was in my old home, in my old bed, with the strange.. until Fleetway Super Sonic came, I covered my eyes waiting for my fate but...then turns out he exposed...the truth...
When I opened my eyes, I was in the void and I saw my old self, the one who pushed me into the void, I saw Fleetway Super Sonic's presence and I had to leave it to help my new self...
I saw Unikitty was abusive, creepy, mentally ill bitch to this old version of myself.
They was trying to keep from this dark abusive future that Unikitty bene trying to hide using the power of the void. But now that Fleetway Super Sonic has exposed the truth...Shadow the hedgehog came...he spoke telling me "Choose" I had to choose, be with Unikitty or live the best life...and I chosen... 
to be with Unikitty.... - James Bond.
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