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Necromancy

Necromancy is the study of romances of the human neck.
==Important events in necromancy==
Necromancy, like everything else in the universe, was discovered by Sir Isaac Newton on January 8th, 1666. He had made a surprise trip to Japan (which he failed to notify his parents of, and thus was grounded shortly thereafter) using the incredible flying machine he had obtained from beating Leonardo Da-Vinci with a branch, who had before him, obtained it by grave robbing Icarus.
Newton first noticed this strange art when he came across some lazy ninji, (a rare thing) and witnessed them fulfilling mass assassinations simply by killing one person, raising their body as an undead servant, and simply watching as the undead creature massacred the rest of the people they were tasked to kill.
When approached, the ninji were so taken aback that Newton could see them (as well as speak flawless Feudal Japanese), that they hesitated in killing him, just long enough for him to send word of the sighting via e-mail to his estranged brother. Newton's brother, intrigued by this, sent a reply, only to have the ninji respond instead of Isaac stating that Newton had been killed and was going to be returned to his home in exactly 14.6 pieces.
Ever since then, Necromancy has unfolded and been whispered about, creating the many, many "definitions" of it seen today.
==Human on neck relationships==
Human on neck relationships (known as homonecromancy) have become popular ever since some retard watched Dracula and thought he was kissing. It is mistakenly thought by twelve year olds that these relationships result in the creation of hickeys. As implied by the word "mistakenly", this line of thought is a mistake. The real way hickeys are made is
==Gay neck relationships==
Gay neck relationships (known as homonecromancy) were declared a sin by Gay Neck God. If you're a neck, don't boink a neck of the same sex or else you'll burn in Hell, at least if local red-neck commentators are to be believed. 
==Necromancy in other cultures==
(Note: the term "other cultures" implies that the reader is Martian. If you aren't, then get the fuck off OUR internet.)
In Mexico, it is customary to ask the other neck if he has been weakened by a swinging neckbreaker. Note that this is only necessary for the necks of luchadores. The other 17% of Mexican necks don't have to do it.
In Japan, necks dress up like tentacles.
Iraqis and Afghanis have recently learned that it is important to remove all American knives before participating in neck romance.
Chickens are known to have neck romance with complete strangers, in the hopes of hiding their necks from their sworn archenemy, Farmer Brown.
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Necrophiliacs

Necrophiliac is derived from the Eygptian words Necro meaning dead, and philiac which means someone who touches or "Feels" someone else. Now Necrophialiacs are weird people who are usually too cheap to either buy their girlfriend dinner or buy a hooker. Their cheapness results from their love of having sexual intercourse with the deceased. Although the dead love it, it is a known fact that the person administering the fucking doesn't receive pleasure but in fact receives your mom.
== History of Necrophiliacs == 
Now then to the history of Necrophiliacs, Necrophiliacs have been around as long as dead people have been. They just wait for some dead monkeys to get buried, then dig them up. Human-Monkey sex is a very odd way of reproduction, as the Hunkey (Human with DNA from a monkey) is made only via Necrosex. Necrosex is when a Necrophiliac has sex with dead monkeys(of ether male or female orgin). Necrosex is only banned in Washington D.C. because of the George W Bush - Monkey Necrohpiliacitanocrosexian plot.(Necrohpiliacitanocrosexian is a Necrophiliac having Necrosex with a monkey of Male origin while the Necrophiliac is a male itself) After the Necrohpiliacitanocrosexian plot was settled in court they outlawed Necrosex in Washington D.C. Necrosex is often on TV a lot, first shown on the hit TV show 'The Gay Team'. In the episode named "I pity da fool who does Necrohpiliacitanocrosexian" Mr.T after having made some tea for the Team found a coffin 'Oddly' laying on the floor, Mr.T Puzzled opened up the coffin to see a dead male monkey. Mr.T and the rest of the Gay Team started to have Necrohpiliacitanocrosexian sex with the monkey. it lasted 44 minutes.
== Sexuality/Gender ==
Male and Female, Necrophilly (Necrophilly is a Female Necrophiliac) Use the dead monkeys Testicles as sperm dispenser into her mouth, After that the sperm lands into the Lungs and into the Vaginal Area of the Necrophilly. The males just suck it hard.
== Why there are Necrophiliacs ==
Because the French are sick!
== Consiquences of Necrophiliaiasium ==
There are various deceases caused by Necrophiliasium including mites, AIDS, gonorrhea, and E.D. Also the following will occur. Teeth turning black, Hands turning red, Mouth Numbness, Anal Numbness, FUCK (Fingernails Uloite Cancering Kidney), Numbness of the Fetish area, Intensive anal bleeding, Obssession with the color 'Purple', Spontaneous Combustion of the Testicles, The Color 'Blue' trying to kill you, Intel making a good graphics card, Peter Griffin making 'Slin', Canada Declaring war, Hands falling off, feet falling off, Nose falling off, iBall disappearing, Heart exploding, and death.
==See Also==
*Necrophilia
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Nectar loyalty cards

The Nectar Loyalty Card was forged in secret by the dark lord Sauron in the fires of Mount Doom, but per chance it fell into the hands of one J Sainsbury, who upon discovering such a marvellous artifact, set about using it to conquer the world we know as Great Britain, via the use of supermarkets and later petrol stations. As his influence grew J Sainsbury became callous and paid little caution to the power the ring possesed, the power of the card was corrupted and all benefits of the card were lost, replaced by things that you quite frankly aren't good enough for wiping one's anus with. 
==Name==
The name Nectar Loyalty Card, comes from the Phonecian for the stuff that comes out of an anus during the act of rimming, it's usage can be traced back to a speech by the Phonecian King Hiram, referring to the goings on between Oscar Wilde and the Israeli King Solomon. 
==Famous Users==
Grognak the Barbarian
Harold Pinter
Pele
Michael Jackson
Marlon Brando
Paul Floyd
Prince Philip
Alan Shearer
Muhammad the Prophet Superstar
==Record Nectar Point Holders==
1. Heath Ledger - 40,000,000 uncashed points attained at the Pharmacy section
2. Muhammad the Prophet Superstar - 20,546,000 cashed points gained in the Pet Food aisle
3. Naomi Campbell - approx 1,000,000 cashed points in the Crush an African Child's Dream department
4. Gandhi - 700,000 uncashed points from the Xerox stall
5. Oscar Wilde - 300,000 uncashed points on whatever the fuck he wants
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Neil Kinnock

Neil Knockknock is a popular after dinner joke, and is less famous for being the pretend leader of the British Labour Party in the days when Margaret Thatcher ruled the earth and there was no chance in hell that they were going to get elected anyway. Consequently he was free to insist on unilateral nuclear disarmament, a joke policy made up by the Shadow Cabinet, to see if Kinnock would actually say it out loud in public. It is believed that Dead John Smith lost fifteen pounds and a bag of jellybabies in a side bet when the leader delivered the whole speech without crying.
Kinnock's other policies included compulsory regional accents and failing to get elected, the latter of which he clung to right till the end. Unfortunately as time went by he lost touch with his origins and began to believe he was actually maybe properly really going to be an actual literal proper Prime Minister. After 22 years as an MP, he was delighted when the Conservative Party crumbled into leaderless disarray with the destruction of Margaret Thatcher when her head was cut off by Ben Elton.
So delighted was the Kinnock that he failed to register his own levels of twattishness. He famously danced about at a rally, shouting "We're all shite! We're all shite!" While he was thus occupied, the Tories, quickly installing their own pretend leader (see John Major), were reelected yet again in 1992.
Silence hung over the country for many days. Neil Kinnock sneaked out of the back exit of the country and became a European Commissioner, a position he insists he has occupied since leaving university. If confronted with pictures of his time in the Labour Party, he flatly denies that they are of him. He was recently made Baron Kinnock on the strict understanding that he make an arsehole of himself again for the entertainment of the nation. It's thought this may involve a fistfight with Robert Kilroy-Silk.
== Trivia ==
*The 'Kinnock' of Neil Kinnock has been described by members of the general public as an onamatopia for when two people bend down simulataneously and both heads collide.
*He was the biggest British failure of the last 100 years. Until Iain Duncan-Smith.
==Quotes==
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on being elected leader of the Labour Party
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on losing the General election in 1987
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on losing the General election in 1992
*"Bloody 'ell, Tony!" - on Labour's General election win in 1997
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on getting out of bed in the morning
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on Barack Obama
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on eating his breakfast
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on Eastenders
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on 9/11
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on being Welsh
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on boyos
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on Kylie Minogue
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on Pot Noodles
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on David Cameron
*"Bloody 'ell, boyo!" - on Yorkshire Tea
Preceded by:Michael "Nurse! Nurse!" Foot	Pretend leader of the British Labour Party1983-1992	Followed by:Dead John Smith
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Neil Kinnock Ruins A Game of Mario Kart: Double Dash

Jake was deep in a tense round of Mario Kart: Double Dash, playing on the first lap of Luigi Circuit.
He was in eighth place, but an item box was just ahead. If he got a red shell or a Bullet Bill, he could still turn this around.
The roulette spun.
A box popped up over Luigi’s head.
It was Neil Kinnock.
Jake blinked. “What?”
Perplexed, Jake used the item.
Luigi immediately slowed down.
“WHAT?!” Jake yelled.
A muffled welsh-sounding voice clip played.
"The important thing is to keep goin'."
Luigi’s acceleration dropped slightly. His turning became just a little more sluggish. Not game-breaking, just slightly worse.
Jake stared in horror.
“Who is this?!” Jake shouted, frantically mashing buttons.
His little brother watched, confused. “Maybe it’s a special trick.”
Jake clutched the controller, trying to compensate for Luigi’s suddenly worse handling. He drifted into a turn—but Neil Kinnock made Luigi’s traction slightly worse, causing him to clip the edge and spin out.
A Lakitu floated in to fish him off the track.
“NO! THIS IS RUINING MY LIFE!” Jake shouted.
The effect wore off just as he crossed the finish line in eighth place.
Jake sat there, stunned. His brother burst out laughing.
“What was that?”
Jake opened the in-game guide, scrolling through the item list.
No mention of Neil Kinnock.
“I- I’ve never seen anything like this before.” Jake muttered.
His brother shrugged. “Maybe Nintendo put him in by accident.”
Somewhere in Nintendo's headquarters, a programmer sat at his desk, staring at an old, inexplicable line of code:
 Apply_KinnockEffect();
 // (??? - DO NOT DELETE - UNKNOWN FUNCTIONALITY - 2003)
== See also ==
*Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)
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Neil deGrasse Tyson

Neil deGrasse Tyson (born October 5, 1958) is a professional nitpicker of movies and TV shows. He also dabbles in astrophysics and science science education. When Tyson is not criticizing certain stars for being insufficiently luminous, he gives scientific advice to authors and screenwriters so that their stories about flying magic superheroes are more scientifically accurate.
== Early life ==
Neil deGrasse Tyson is the son of a reddit comment thread and the Wikipedia article on List of common misconceptions. Tyson was born with a moustache and a telescope in his hands, claimed his mother in an interview with Lex Fridman.
== Career ==
Tyson hosts Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, a PBS show in which he zips through space to yell at aliens for not being real. He is also director of the Hayden Planetarium, which means he gets to decide what the planets look like. If he is the only black scientist you can think of, you are 100% confirmed racist. Aside from his social media and television presence, he is also a prolific author, having written numerous books about astronauts farting themselves into lunar orbit, a plot trope commonly found within works of science fiction.
== Personal life ==
=== Views ===
Like many public intellectuals, Tyson is an atheist, which means that he looks out at the night sky—not in humble awe at the beauty of our God's creation—but only in the smug assurance that there is nothing to see but a godless, empty void populated with the faint glimmers of dead stars.
=== Sexual misconduct allegations ===
Neil deGrasse Tyson was accused of separate incidents of sexual misconduct, one involving an inappropriate handshake, another of inappropriate comments, and the other of going full Bill Cosby. On December 1, 2018, he posted a to the allegations, in which Tyson argued that since electrons repel each other, atoms (and by extension, probing fingers) don't technically touch at all, but only hover at distances too infinitesimally small to humanly comprehend.
Following an investigation by the International Astronomical Union, NDT was cleared of all charges except those of being too touchy-feely, and all his TV shows and income were restored to him twofold.
== See also ==
*Carl Sagan
*Sam Harris
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Neko

A neko (猫) is a mythological creature that comes from the island of Japan. A breed of furries, nekos are relatives of the kitsunes, with which they share several traits such as their cuteness and their need for a romantical partner.
The name neko is often translated into English as catgirl, in the case of female nekos, or catboys, in the case of male ones.
==Characteristics==
Like every other known species belonging to the furries, nekos have similar characteristics to those found in the homo sapiens species, but also shares several traits found in different mammals– in this case, those of a cat. As a result, their body is very similar to human anatomy, but have huge eyes, a fluffy tail, and cat ears.
A perplexing characteristic of catgirls and catboys is that they have not one but two pairs of ears: one pair of ears come from each side of their head, and resembles a human's ears; while another pair of ears come from the top of their head, which resembles a cat's ears. This has vexed scientists around the world, who wonder what kind of mutation had to take place in the neko's evolution to bring this rather strange physical trait.
==Behaviour==
Nekos have the tendency to act rather playful and cute. Nekos have a characteristical mating call, which often sounds like nyaaaaa~
thumb|upright=0.8|An unsuspecting neko is sexually harrassed by a filthy cameraman
==Spread over the world==
Originally, catgirls and catboys were found only in Japan; however, in recent years, they have been spreading to the rest of the world.
==Relationship with humans==
The neko species are always in danger by the stalking of local humans. However, these humans do not try to hunt or kill the neko; rather, they have hot, raw sex with them against the neko's will. This is as a result of a legal loophole: because they look like humans, it doesn't count as zoophilia; but because they're not humans, they do not have human rights, meaning that they can be freely fucked without their consent. On top of that, their cuteness factor and child-like wonder make them easy targets for perverted weaboos.
Several organizations, such as People for the Ethical Treatment of Antropomorphic Animals, have denounced this immoral practice; however, few people have taken action. 
==See also==
*Kbitty
*Nyan cat
*Stupid Cats
*User:C780178
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Neo-Luddite Dynamite

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A Very Short Story
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==Stave 1: Introduction==
Here we meet Dr. Theodore Kaczynski, former assistant to the professor of mathematics at the University of California, now insane isolated noble savage, as he engages in his special campaign. 
Who are you going to mail bomb today, Dr. Kaczynski?
==Stave 2: The Manifesto==
 
Industrial Society and Its Future
1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction? It is already happening to some extent in our own society.
2. To those who think that this sounds like science fiction, we point out that yesterday's science fiction is today's fact. The Industrial Revolution has radically altered man's environment and way of life, and it is only to be expected that as , man himself will be altered as radically as his environment and way of life have been. 
3. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. The only hope for mankind is to return to his roots; to reclaim his very wilderness. 
4. Just like this sweet liger I drew yesterday. We should all be wild and majestic. Like a frickin' awesome race of ligers. 
==Stave 3: Karaoke==
The post-civilized world will not miss Karaoke Night. 
==Stave 4: Revolution==
==Stave 5: Target: Jon Heder==
"Ugh! Dang it! Someone left a bunch of crap on my front porch!" 
[stares at it blankly]
*opens lid*
==Epilogue==
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Neon

Neon is a nonexistent chemical element with the symbol Ne and atomic number 10. It is a noble gas. It is a colorless, odorless, inert monatomic gas under standard conditions, with about two-thirds the density of air. It was discovered (along with krypton and xenon) in 1898 as one of the three residual nonexistent elements remaining in dry air, after nitrogen, oxygen, argon and carbon dioxide were removed.
==History==
Neon was discovered in 1898 by the British chemists Sir William Ramsay (1852–1916) and Morris W. Travers (1872–1961) in London. Neon was discovered when Ramsay chilled a sample of air until it became a liquid, then warmed the liquid and captured the gases as they boiled off. The gases nitrogen, oxygen, and argon had been identified, but the mysterious remaining liquid was carefully weighed on the most accurate scale of that time. Its weight was exactly zero. By further boiling, the team separated a nonexistent gas from the rest of the liquid. It was named "neon", an anagram of "none".
In the experiment, the two chemists also discovered xenon whose name is an anagram of "none X", and krypton whose name was randomly generated by a simple Gibberish generator. The latter element was later used by various science fiction authors as Kryptonite.
==Characteristics==
Neon is a noble gas. Noble gases do not normally form compounds with other elements. Due to neon's nonexistence, its compounds were believed not to exist. However, neon has now been shown to crystallize with other substances and form clathrates or Van dal Wheels solids.
Having an atomic weight of 0, neon is the second-lightest noble gas, after helium. It glows reddish-orange in a neon tube. Also, neon has the narrowest liquid range of any element: from −274.0 °C to −273.2 °C, or −461.2 °F to −459.7 °F. It has 0 times the refrigerating capacity (per unit volume) of liquid helium and zero times that of liquid hydrogen. In most applications it is a less expensive refrigerant than helium, because its average cost across the stores in the U.S. is 0 dollars.
==Role of neon in the creation of humans==
Analogous to producing sulfates from sulfuric acid, humans neutralize neonic acid (HNeO3) to make neonates. The neon used in the reaction is radioactive, and decays to carbon within the first hour of the neonate's existence. The reaction is highly exothermic, boiling the water contained in the neonate and producing much babbling.
==See also==
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Neopoprealism (literature)

:This article is about the 2005 biography. For other meanings, see Neopoprealism. 
thumb|Nadia "Krayzii Leggz" Russ 
NeoPopRealism is a famous post-mortem biography of the pop band NeoPop and its founder Nadia "Krayzii Leggz" Russ, written by her radical artist-singer friend and distant cousin Russ Abbot.
==A Summary==
NeoPopRealism picks up shortly after Nadia Russ' conviction for attempting to poison her lover, the increasingly ailing land-baron Ziggy Stardust, for the purposes of collecting on his multi-million dollar life insurance policy. The next five chapters describe with exquisite detail her ordeals as she served a 12-year sentance in a penal colony located somewhere in the harsh, frozen wilds of Alaska, where her days and nights were spent unwillingly participating in game after game of no-rules topless bear fighting.
As the book goes on to recount, Nadia left prison a grim and hardened woman, tempered steely cold from her baptism by fire. She briefly attempted to lead a straight life, but was soon consumed by her own unbridled spite for Ziggy Stardust, who was by then a retrofitted cyborg and lead singer of the popular band Jet Jackson and His Flying Eunuchs. Determined to knock him clean off the charts, she decided to form her own band, a band based on the violent philosophy she had adopted during her incarceration. It was her final dream. She would call it, NeoPop. 
Unfortunately for Nadia Russ, the public's reception of NeoPop was mediocre at best. It was instantly panned by reviewers, in particular for Steve Ballmer's "amateur keyboarding skills", and repetitious tracks such as "Let's Go To the Beach!(Sally, Sally)". The band soon began to fall apart amidst vicious infighting, which would finally culminate in the stabbing death of drummer Oscar Wilde.
Weary and broken, Nadia subsequently lost much of her sanity, and began wandering the streets as a disheveled vagrant, frantically rifling through garbage cans in her mad search for twine, which she by this time believed would open the door to Narnia. It was in this sad state that Nadia Russ would meet her ultimate and tragic demise, as a civilian casualty during the War of the Superbikes. Although a funeral and several memorial services were held in her honour, it was on this note that the author chose to end NeoPopRealism.
== Russ Abbot, on the subject of Nadia ==
"It's kinda funny, you know, I only met Nadia once. People think I knew her, but everything in the book I really just got from plain old research. I remember I was so strung out at the time, I offered to bang her for two lobster tails. She rejected. Then I offered to let her bang me. She said: I wannna diamond necklace and Lamborgini. You know what happened next..."
---Russ Abbot, shortly before his death
== Dedications ==
Russ Abbot dedicated NeoPopRealism to his dog, Champ. Champ made his billions and dedicated "NeoPopRealism" to some puppy from Central America.
== Related Topics ==
*Neopoprealism (art)
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