David the killer

It was an average day for david. David was a 14 year old boy with fire red hair. He went to highschool.
He got on the bus and awaited the shitfest that awaited him. Unsuprisingly Baka came up to him and clogged him in the face.
"You know gingers got no souls" he said as he falcon punched david. David ran but then he ran into jessie. she had pink hair and she was the popular girl. With tons of ridicoulous lipstick. She said "WATCH WHERE YOU GOING NERD!" 
"oh im sorry jessie"
"Too bad now get on the floor loser"
Anyone who bumped into jessie had to get on the floor and do the dinosaur, or she would have her 14 boyfriends beat them up.
Inside a dark rage emerged inside of him and his pupils went black. He said "No." 
"YOU DARE DEFY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL JESSIE!" She barked.
"Yes. I do"
"GET HIM BOYFRIENDS!"
Suddenly herobrine, jeff the killer, sonic.exe, shane dawson, tails doll, eyeless jack, ticci toby, Slenderman, SCP-173, the skinwalker, Jeff from subway, jake from state farm, and siren head came up and surronded David on the bus. All of these were jessie's boyfriends. Then Jeff the killer knifed the bus driver and slender man opened a black hole and the bus went inside. 
The bus landed on the hell planet from SONIC.EXE! Jessie said "Go chase after him my pretties" and all 14 bfs went after David. David ran and ran. He hid behind a rock as the others looked for him. Then he saw baka! Baka gave him a pocket knife and said "I was wrong about you bro, go get them" Then he was ripped by skinwalker. David went into insanity mod and his eyes went black and he grew emo earings. He chopped the skinwalker in half and went after jeff from subway and ruffled him. Jeff the killer saw and screeamed "NOO! WHOW ILL SUPPLY US FOOD NOW"! 
David went super fast so they could barely see him! But then Sonic.exe said "I can get him!" He went super fast and grabbed David, But he was no longer david he was now DAVID THER KILLER! He punched sonic.exe into a wall. Sonic.exe ran off while flipping david the bird. 
Then david heard moaning! He went back to the bus and found Eyeless jack getting some with Jessie! They screamed and jerked behind a seat then jessie pushed eyeless jack from her hiding spot. David gutted Eyeless jack in mear seconds. David went behind the seat to find jessie but she was gone!
Sonic.exe appeared behind him and knocked him out. David woke up strapped to a chair and sonic.exe, tails doll, and shane dawson surronded him
SHANE: well hello sistaa
SONIC.EXE: Your too slow! now your gonna die! Your so trash
TAILS DOLL: I AM THE TAILS DOLL
Sonic.exe approached and poured bleach onto david and threw a match. David burst into flames and sonic.exe laughed. "Dont mess with me! You little nerdy dork" The tails doll said "I AM THE TAILS DOLL". But thenthe flames brunt the chair enough for david to break free. David walked free ignoring the pain and ended the tails doll. David turned his sights to shane dawson and he was about to grab a cat outta his hole but david slashed him before he could. Then he went towards sonic.exe and he ran. David gave chase. He caught up and grabbed sonic.exe
"NO PLEASE BRO! I WAS JUST JOKING HOME SKRILLA" pleaded sonic.exe but david was having none of it. There was a quick SNAP and snoic.exe was no more. He saw SCP-173 and walked towards him. David's eyelids were burnt meaning he couldn't blink. this caused scp-173 to explode. He then jump into the air and landed on ticci toby. Toby caught on fire and screamed. Ticci fell off of the sonic.exe hell world and fell into the void. 
David saw herobrine hiding underneath a burning palm tree and quickly killed him. Then jake from state farm appeared and said "YOU FOOL! I HAVE GIVENTH LIFE INSURANCE TO HEORBRINETH" Then herobrine was revived and had to pay jake all his money. I simply killed herobrine again. Herobrine was revived but he had so money so jake obliterated him. Jake and david fought for hours but david came victorious and tossed jake into the void. 
As david ran around the place he saw siren head snapped like a twig, welp that means only jeff is left. He met him ontop of a hill and jeff said "Welp lets do this"
"Ok, i wont go easy jeffy boy" 
"Good cause your gonna go to sleep
"LEts SEE aBoUt THAT jEFFrEy"
David blasted fire but jeff was immune. jeff stabbed david and then falcon pucnhed him. David went flying and fell to the ground breaking all his bones. He tried to crawl away but jeff pinned him down and carved "Jeff's bitch" into david's back with a knife. The he picked up david and went towards the void to drop him into. It was over for david. Jeff was too strong, but then BAKA appeared and saved david and kicked jeff in his testies. Together they kicked jeff into the void.
They found Jessie and made he Jump off the void naked as revenge. But then the fire from before had completely engolfed spring hell zone and was quickly spreading to the corner of the map they standed on. Eventually the entire map caught on fire and both died. David's knife fell into a black hole and landed onto the ground of our world.
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Category:Satire
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
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