The Strong Arms of the Ma

"The Strong Arms of the Ma" is the 38th episode of Wiksteria Lane.
==Summary==
BelleLover, one of the newest residents of Wiksteria Lane, becomes acquainted with Merrystar, the long-lost - and thought to be deceased - mother of the lovely Lady Junky, who is hospitalized after being thrown down a staircase. Meanwhile, Jdg tries to comfort Mary after the beating she received, only to come to realize that the girl has bigger issues that should be tended to, and Gleek receives an interesting proposition from Staff. Lynette finds himself under the intensive care of an admirer, and a sequence of flashbacks reveals to us the origins of Renaboss.
==Plot==
Rena rushes into the Charlie Pace Memorial Hospital, panting, and stops at the reception desk, asking about Lady. A nearby doctor who is in on the situation tries to get the young man to calm down and reveals to him that Lady is alive, but she isn't doing so well. Apparently she fell down a flight of stairs. Rena wonders when and where this happened, to which the doctor responds that the ambulance picked her up at the Presidential Manor - the President himself, Lynettefan2626, phoned it in. Rena, puffing, gets concern and rage in his eyes. The doctor asks if Rena is the husband, and the Chat Mod claims to be. He tells the handsome Portuguese to follow him into Lady's recovery room, where she has been placed in an induced coma to reduce the swelling in her brain, one she should wake up from in no time, and reassures him that she will be fine - the baby, unfortunaly, has been lost. He turns around to place a comforting hand on Rena's shoulder and says, "I am so sorry. Hopefully you two can always try again." He carries on walking, and Rena is stopped, looking more confused than ever, with open-mouthed surprise.
Back on Wiksteria Lane, BelleLover has prepared a batch of chamomile tea for her very first guest on the portal, Merrystar, the long-gone and thought to be deceased mother of Lady Junky, who is completely oblivious to her daughter's current condition. Merrystar explains to her new acquaintance, as well as she can due to her familiar thick French accent, that she used to be in a romantic liaison with a charming man called Villain fan - the mention of his name makes Belle jitter - an affair that lasted very shortly, for only about three months, and she broke it off when she found out she was pregnant and didn't feel like Villain, being married to someone else, would make for a stable and reliable father figure. So she decided to raise the child on her own, but approximately eighteen years later, she and Villain met again and rekindled their affair... until she revealed to him that they had a shared child. Villain didn't take the news very well. However, he insisted on meeting the young woman, which they did, and he was charmed by her, and she was very happy to meet him. Then, Merrystar went on a boating trip with Villain, and was accidentally knocked overboard. "I tink... I tink they declare me dead? I was found and coma for years." Belle gasps and brings her hand to her chest. "Why, that is just awful," she says, "So you've been away from your daughter and the man you love for this long?" Merrystar nods, and says she has come to learn they are both living on Wiksteria Lane, so she looks forward to being with them again. She asks if Belle can tell her where they live, and her hostess says that she knows exactly where they are, which is unfortunately away, at the Gallery. "They shouldn't be back for quite some time," Belle says, "When they do, I will bring you over to them. In the meantime, I made cookies!" She smiles.
Flashback - BelleLover is doing a head count in her orphanage back in Portugal. She has taken to speaking the language quite well, and approximately fifteen children are currently living with her, including her beloved son, DisneyMeerkats, who is seen playing with an Action Man and a G.I. Joe, engaging both dolls in a "fight to the death", complete with sound effects ("Pow pow boom!"). There is a knock on the opened door to the children's shared bedroom, and Belle is delighted to see her neighbor, ElleBraxton, bringing over a tray of brownies. They greet each other with two kisses, and Elle says she had a lot of spare time on her hands being home alone with her son, so she thought it'd be nice to treat the kids next door to some baked goods. Belle is very grateful, and the kids rush to each grab their brownie. Belle and Elle also indulge themselves to a treat, and Belle states that she appreciates all of the things Elle does for the orphanage. "Oh, I'm happy to help," Elle says, "I love children, you know that. Nothing I can do comes close to what you've done for these kids. I admire you." Belle smiles, and Elle adds, "And also, it's just so fricking nice to actually have someone to speak English with. God, I didn't realize how lonely it would be coming into a foreign country. But hey, the things you do for love, am I right?" With this, Belle's smile fades a little, as she starts to reminisce about her lost love. Elle then notices Disney in the corner wanting to start a fight with one of the other boys. "Wow, he's a little rascal, huh?" she says, before chuckling, to which Belle responds, smiling, "Oh, you know how it is. Boys will be boys."
Primadonna Girl is seen admiring her vast beauty in the first mirror she's hung up in her navbar. The first of what will probably be many, many mirrors spread throughout her new template, because beauty should be reflected. There is a knock on her front door, and she heads downstairs, excited to finally receive her latest issue of the Gallery fashion magazine. However, her excitement is killed when she opens the door to reveal a frazzled-looking Lynettefan, who asks to come in. "Fuck no!" Prima says, before trying to shut the door in his face, to no avail for Lynette puts his foot inside. He comes in, against her wishes, and she is a little creeped out. "Prima, please, I... I need someone to speak to," he turns around to face her, "I need you." "Ugh. If I had a dime for everytime I heard that. What do you want?" He tells her, "S-something happened today, just now, and... and I... I am so depressed." Prima starts to admire her fingernails, which are now painted in a different color. "Oh, I see, yeah life sucks." "I just, I am... I am so tired. I am so tired of being sad, I am so tired of j-just, being evil and hollow, I... I need to start over, I need to get my life back on a good track, I have lost everything I love and I, all I could get to thinking w-was, I was actually... I was actually happy when we were going out. I... I honestly thought like we had a good thing going and I, I need that..." He almost sobs after saying this. He then stands there in silence and she finally looks up, saying, "I'm sorry, what?" He is confused: "You... you weren't listening?" She tells him, "I'm sorry, I sorta tend to zone out when people go more than ten seconds without talking about me. What were you rambling on about, something about being hit on the train track?" "Prima... please, I... I miss you." "Ok, look, this is starting to get too pathetic. You need a reality check, my friend. I am way too much sand for your truck, and you know why? Because your truck is a crazy truck. You killed a fucking toddler! I am not letting you anywhere near my goodies knowing you might choke me as we make out. Or... I dunno, shove your nubs down my throat or something. Which, by the way... ew! O-M-to the fucking G those things are disgusting! Ew ew ew! You're making the property value of my template go down just by standing here with those Piglet arms. Go find Winnie the Pooh and get lost, I don't have time to tend to the crippled." Lynette gives her a disgusted and angry look that goes on for a few seconds. "Okay, what?" she asks, "Cat got your tongue? Same cat that got your girly hands?" Lynette suddenly roars: "YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK DOWN TO ME BITCH?!" He moves in, ready to strike her, but she picks up a vase and throws it in his direction. He lifts up his foot to avoid getting hit by the ornament, which shatters on the floor, breaking into a multitude of little pieaces. "NO, YOU THINK YOU CAN TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?!" she shouts, "IN MY OWN HOME?! I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT, I'M NOT SOME WHINEY FRENCH DUMBASS YOU CAN FUCK AROUND WITH!! YOU DARE TO TOUCH ME WITH THOSE GROSS STUMPS AND I WILL MAKE YOUR CROTCH LOOK LIKE A KEN DOLL'S!!" Lynette, enraged, stops cold on his track. They both pant. Prima points at the shards on the floor and says, "Now clean that shit up and get out of my home."
Dr. Sonya is seen in Rena's kitchen, unpacking some of his personal belongings that had been collected from his template by authority officials shortly after he was arrested. Rena had just brought them over from the Moderation Station before receiving the phone call informing him of what happened to Lady. Sonya looks into the box at some of the objects he had around his home to fulfill the most unnecessary necessities, that he always took for granted and wound up missing when incarcerated. Jdg approaches him and asks if he is finally going to move into his new template, to which Sonya nods. "If Rena thinks I can be of help in this... battle, I guess," he says, "Then I'll stick around and do my best. I have to make it up to him." Jdg nods. Then he says, "You killed my uncle." Sonya looks at him. The reality of that matter had never really dawned on him till this moment. Sonya starts to choke up a little, and says, "I... I'm sorry." "Yeah," Jdg says, "Me too." They look down at the floor. Then Jdg tells him he should hurry up. He leaves the room, and starts to tear up. Sonya bites his lower lip, and his conscience starts to weigh heavily on him.
Flashback - BelleLover is out on the front yard of her orphanage, and the kids are all seen playing in the playground. Young Renaboss, aged approximately 3, is also seen in the mix, tagging along with his friend Disney. Both young boys are seen fighting with cardboard swords Belle made for them, and Elle shows up, with shopping bags in both hands, and greets the caretaker, thanking her for taking care of Rena. "I really needed this time to myself," she says, to which her friend replies, "Oh, honey, it was no big deal, what's an extra kid when you already look after a whole troupe?" Elle puts her bags down to rest her arms, and then puts one hand over Belle's shoulder, recounting that she heard she is taking in help at the orphanage however. Belle says that she has already hired two young women to help look after the kids, and shoulder the burden, with the government's aid. Elle says, "That's great, sweetie. Look, my husband and I would really like to have you over for dinner. You spend each waking moment of your days looking after these kids, you deserve a fun night with just adults. Let the newbies look after them for just one night, they go to sleep early anyway, and join me and TV for dinner. Friday okay?" Belle smiles and says, "Of course, I'd love to. Thank you! What should I bring?" "Nothing, not one thing at all," Elle says, "This is our treat to you. Don't worry about a thing."
In the present, Belle and Merrystar have just gone over a whole tray of chocolate chip cookies, and Merry feels guilty over having had so many, but Belle jokes that they can keep this naughty secret between them. They both chuckle, and then Merrystar's attention is caught by the sight of Villain fan entering Rena's template across the portal. She gets up from the couch and says, with excitement, "It is him! Villain!" Belle sees him too, and gets up from the couch as well. "Indeed, it is him," she says, and Merry goes on to say, "Je suis trés heureuse! I can't wait to see him and ma petite jolie!" Belle simply smiles, and then hits her over the back of the head with the empty tray. Merrystar falls unconscious to the floor, and Belle puts the tray back on the coffee table, bends down and starts dragging the woman by the legs.
Gleekobsessed, sitting in his office, is surprised when Rappy 4187 and Trellar make themselves appear, unannounced. He expresses his confusion and shock, and they explain that his new secretary let them in. "Whatever happened to your old one?" Rappy asks, "I hated his hairstyle..." Gleek simply comments that it's a complicated story, and asks to what he owes the pleasure of their company. Trellar starts to tell him that they have come to discuss a very delicate matter, but Rappy holds his hand up to get her to stop talking... and tells Gleek that they have come to discuss a very delicate matter. Trella looks annoyed. Gleek asks what it is regarding, and Rappy "informs" him that Lynettefan has unfortunately gained access to one of wikia's secret military campgrounds, the Call of Duty Wiki, and has taken over it, claiming those army men for himself, and preparing to start a war. Gleek's eyes widen and his jaw drops, and for a few seconds he just stands there in paralyzing fear. He asks what he can do about it, and Rappy, with a subtle smile, says, "Well, for starters... you can come with us."
I luv pll is preparing a snack for her master, the President, in the kitchen of his manor, and listening to his personal nurse, Applegirl, ramble on about how they could make a movie based around her life, when she hears a knock on the door. She goes to answer it and is completely unfazed to see Sunshine Princess standing there, with a casserole in her hands. "Hi," the neighbor tells her, "I don't know if you remember me, I am Sunshine Princess, I live next door and I was told that your boss was..." Pll interrupts her, signaling at her to come in with her hand and saying, "Come in bitch I don't give shit." She heads back into the kitchen, picks up the sandwich she'd made for Lynette, sticks it on top of the casserole and sends Sunshine off on her way, indicating where his navbar is. Sunshine is delighted.
Upstairs, Lynettefan, wearing a short-sleeved shirt and boxer shorts, is frustrated because he can't change the channel on his television. He shouts out for Pll: "Pll! I need you upstairs, I can't change the damn channel! No fingers, remember?!" From downstairs, Pll shouts, "Use dick, yo estoy busy!" Suddenly, much to Lynette's surprise, Sunshine steps into his navbar, yielding the casserole with the sandwich on top... and wearing a nurse's outfit. "What the...?" Lynette starts to say, and Sunshine greets him and says, "Good afternoon, Mr. President. I found out about your condition, and thought I might treat you to a lovely home-cooked meal." "I didn't know you were a nurse..." he says. She puts the food down on his bedside table and tells him, in a slightly (awkward) seductive tone, "I can be anything you want me to be..." She winks at him, and inside, Lynette just thinks, "Oh, God..." Sunshine takes one of his arms in her hands and gasps at the missing ends. "Oh, you poor unfortunate you... now how could this have happened?" "I am the President," Lynette says, nonchalantly, "I have many enemies." "Well," Sunshine responds, "You have a friend in me." "Yay..." Lynette says, sarcastically. She rubs his arms, and then his legs... "My..." she says, "You know, I have been told I have the most remarkable ability to look on the bright side of things. I mean, sure, your hands were stolen from you. But you still have your... thick, sexy legs... and those manly feet. And your..." She starts to rub him dangerously close to the private area, but he smacks her hand off with his nub and she says, "Ow! Feisty. Hmm... I like 'feisty'." She then takes his stump and puts it in her mouth. Lynette, weirded and grossed out, tells her, "Okay, enough, that'll be enough! I, I'd like to be alone now, please. Get some, some rest." Sunshine smiles and says, "Sure. I completely understand." She starts to head out, but tells him, "I'll be back tomorrow." She leaves, and Lynette rests his head back and sighs.
Back downstairs, Sunshine waves "ta-ta" at the women in the kitchen and leaves. Noticing her sudden change of attire, Pll says, "Qué fuck?...", and Apple wonders, "Did she... did she get that from my bag?"
BelleLover shoves Merrystar, who is now tied up and gagged, inside the broom closet. The woman starts to regain consciousness, and Belle takes out a syringe and sticks it in her hostage's arm. "A sedative," she says, "Quite potent. Always keep a few handy in case of a rainy day." Merrystar starts to drift off...
Flashback - BelleLover is seen sitting in the dining room of the relatively wealthy couple that is having her over for dinner, American ElleBraxton and the Portuguese TV Aficionado, who speaks fluent English, albeit with a slight slip-of-the-tongue accent here and there. "Have you seen the pool we just put in?" TV asks, "Rena was over the moon. He can't wait for us to teach him how to swim." "I still say he's too young," Elle, who is setting plates of food down on the table before them, jumps in, "We should have waited a few more years before getting a pool." "Honey, we'll get it fenced in, don't worry. Besides, you're always home with him, nothing's gonna happen." TV then turns his focus to Belle, asking her what she thinks of Portugal so far. "Well, I have only seen the capital," she answers, "And not a lot of it either. More beggars than I am used to... Around every corner there they are, reaching out their hands wanting a coin." The couple chuckles, and TV tells their guest that he is very glad his lovely wife was lucky enough to have someone else from America ending up living just right next door. "And running an orphanage, too. Ellie loves kids. Don't you, sweetie?" "Oh, and they are so precious," his wife tells him, "You have to come and see the orphanage when you can, honey. The kids are all adorable." Belle takes the opportunity to say she is also very grateful over what a kind helping hand Elle has been.
The dinner party goes on without a hitch. With little Rena sleeping upstairs, the good food, good wine - but not too much of it - and good conversation, all three adults have a wonderful time and even say that they have to repeat it sometime. "That would be wonderful," Belle says, "But I should probably get going. Back to my kids. Elle, sweetie, let me help you with the dishes." Elle and Belle both get up, with the former telling the latter there is no need, Belle is the guest and shouldn't have to do anything. TV agrees, but Belle says she won't hear it, of course she is helping. "The kids are asleep anyway, I am in no actual rush," she says. TV asks if it isn't too much of a handful sometimes, and Belle claims that she's accostumed to them, to having so many children running amok. "Besides," she says, "I... I have to look after them. I have to..." She stops herself, and Elle asks, "To what?" Belle wakes up from a slight daze and says, faintly, "Just, those poor kids need someone to care for them." Belle starts to pick up TV's plate, but he stops her, taking her arm, and saying, "Actually, Belle... that's exactly what we wanted to talk to you about. And one of the reasons why we invited you over." "Oh?" Belle asks, intrigued and confused. She sits back down, per his request, and the couple inform her that, since they both love children so much, they have always expressed desire in having more kids, after Rena. "But, seeing as how there are... so many unfortunate children, just living next door... Kids who are so well looked after, by you, true, but who could benefit from an actual home... a family... we figured it would be selfish to have any more kids ourselves. So we... we would like to adopt at least one of your kids." Belle smiles, radiantly, and moves in to hug them both, at the same time. She almost jumps up and down with glee, and tells them that's wonderful news. "Oh, I just know you're gonna make some kid so happy. And Rena is gonna love having a little brother and sister. And I will always be just next door to help out." Elle and TV are ecstatic. The couple sit down, and Belle, still standing up, tells them, "This is really amazing. And you two... I couldn't think of better parents. Such a... a loving couple. Whatever child you wish to adopt is going to come into such a love-filled home." The couple smiles at her, saying that's very kind, and then look at each other. TV starts to say, "Yes... I am so lucky already. To have you, sweetie. And Rena." "Aw..." Elle says. They kiss, passionately. And Belle smiles as she looks on at them, but inside she starts to feel a bit of envy. TV then continues to go on: "I love you so much, Ellie. From the first time I saw you, back in New York. You are the love of my life. If I lost you, I... I don't know what I'd do." Belle starts to pick up the dirty dishes, feeling brokenhearted inside, as she remembers the love of her life. Elle tells her husband, "Honey... Don't ever even entertain yourself with that thought, I'm not going anywhere." They chuckle and kiss again. Belle feels a knot inside. Bitterness. As they repeatedly peck, touching each other's lips, TV tells his wife, "I love you... I love you I love you I love you..." Belle piles up the dirty dishes, puts out the light of the candle, gathers together the dirty napkins and stabs TV Aficionado in the back with a dinner knife. ElleBraxton lets out a horrifying scream that awakens Belle from whatever state she was under when she suddenly killed the man, and then his wife rushes out of the house, in horror, in an instinctive urge to escape the mad woman. Belle shakes, trembles at the sight of the nice, young man bleeding out of his mouth, head resting over the dinner table. She then takes the knife from his back, and rapidly dashes outside, looking for Elle.
Outside, ElleBraxton runs, but stops to look back. Completely horrified, shaking, Elle teeters on the edge of the swimming pool the family just had installed. She has tears coming out of her eyes, her lips quiver. She brings her hands to her head, having just remembered that she left her only child inside the house with the murderer. She considers what to do, scared out of her mind, all in the few seconds that she's actually been outside. Then her foot slips on the edge of the pool. She falls frontwards and hits her head on the other side of the edge, on the concrete. She dies instantly. And her body falls into the water, face down, the blood contaminating the blue image. Belle comes outside and sees this, and inhales deeply.
Little Rena sleeps inside his nursery. Not a care in the world, like a little angel. Belle, blood on her clothes, comes into the bedroom, the knife still in her hand. She has desolation in her eyes. She approaches the bed and starts to caress the young child. "Oh, honey... oh sweetie..." She cries. "I am so sorry... I... I am so sorry..." A tear falls from her left eye onto the child's right eye. Reny flinches, but doesn't wake up. "I just... I just wanted them to stop talking..."
Belle comes back downstairs. She re-enters the dining room, looking frazzled. TV Aficionado's corpse sitting at the table. His read resting over it. She holds up the knife and admires it, with hesitation in her eyes. Still, she twists her arm around and stabs herself in the back, trying to make it go as deep in as possible. She groans with pain and then allows herself to fall forward. Then, she crawls to the living room, and tries her best to access the phone.
In the present, Belle looks on at the woman she has tied up in the closet, unconscious. And she tells her, "I'm prettier than you anyway..." She closes the door.
MaryPierceLopez wakes up from her nap, still feeling pretty sore from the beating she received. Jdg joins her in the PM room, and gives her a painkiller. She takes it, and he asks her what she was thinking, taking Lynette on all by herself. Mary explains to him that she had to try and avenge her little sister's murder, she had to make him pay. Jdg says he understands and sympathizes with it, but she herself could have gotten killed. "Big fucking deal, not like anyone would care," she says. He asks what she means by this. "You know fucking well what I mean! So what if I died, no one gives an actual shit about me. My own father hates me. Only time I seem to make him happy is when I get him to cum, and he still hates me during it. Rena can't stand me, my sister thinks I'm a burden, and you... you think I'm a whore." Jdg, with sympathy in his eyes, tells her he doesn't think that. Mary scoffs. "I actually happen to think you're... I don't know, Mary, you... you are so smart. You really are, I can see that. I mean, the very fact that you are Spanish and yet speak English so fluently, is a good show of that. You're a smart girl. You're funny, and feisty, and... brave. As bad as it was that you went up against that psycho on your own, well, you went up against a psycho on your own. You're..." "...Ballsy?" Mary says, smiling. Jdg smiles too and says, "Yeah. You're ballsy." Mary smiles again, now in a more provocative manner, and says, "As I remember, so are you." "What?" he asks, entertained. Until she tells him, "Your balls, they're bigger than I expected them to be." Jdg is surprised. "Oh," he says, "Okay..." "I wanna suck them... please, let me suck your balls." "Mary..." "Please!" she almost begs him, "I'm hurt, I, I need... I need, please, fuck me!" He gets up from the couch, a little creeped out, and tells her she should go back to sleep. "No, no, get back down, you little faggot! Fuck me, please, I am begging you!..." "Mary, look at yourself! You are cut, you are hurt!" "Fuck my wounds..." she tells him. Jdg looks at her in disbelief, saying, "What?..." "Fuck my wounds, Jdg... Please... fuck my wounds." Jdg looks very worried for her sake.
Gleekobsessed looks down at the army men of the Medal of Honor Wiki like a donkey looks at a palace - completely dumbstruck. "What... w-what is... I don't understand what you want." Rappy reminds him that he's already laid out everything bare: Lynettefan wants to start a war, against the Glee Wiki, under bad pretenses, and Gleek is going to need to defend his land and his people. So he is now being granted access to this entire other branch of military men, the Medal of Honor Wiki. "But... but I don't want to be in a war." "Does anyone ever really want to be in a war, Gleek?" Rappy tells him, "Well, I guess Lynette does... Be that as it may, you don't really have much of a choice. If his soldiers come in six guns blazing, you're going to have to fight back." Gleek continues to look down at the soldiers below. He closes his eyes, inhales, and sighs.
Flashback - BelleLover is doing yet another head count back at the orphanage. Out of sight, under her blouse, her stab wound heals, bandaged up. The kids all line up, including Disney and Rena, side by side, Rena being the new orphan under her wing. Suddenly, to her huge surprise, Villain fan walks in, completely unannounced... Her jaw drops. "Hello Mr. fan," young Disney says. "Hey sonny," Villain tells him, with a smile, nonchalantly, "You've gotten so big." Belle gulps, and tells the children to go play outside. They do. She asks him what he is doing there, and he starts to say that he can't believe she just left him without saying anything. "Well, I... I couldn't just stay, now could I? After what happened..." Villain then asks if she is alright, for he came to know from the sources he had looking for her that she was stabbed in a domestic robbery gone wrong, which is how she got on the radar. Belle says her wound is healing nicely. "I was horrified to hear of it," Villain tells her, "It must have been so scary for you." Belle quickly changes the subject back to the reason why he's come, and Villain explains that he just needed to see her, for he hated the way things ended. Belle bites her lip, and says, "Do you still have it?..." He asks "What?" "The... the... jar..." Villain inhales and nods affirmatively. Belle starts to tear up. "You need to go," she tells him, "You need to leave." "Belle, please, I just got here... I so wanted to see you." "You have to go!" She points at the door, "I, I have, I have roots here now, I have these kids, t-they need me, and, and, and if you thought you could just swoop in and take me back, you..." "I'm married," Villain says. Belle shuts up, instantly. "W-what?..." "I got married..." Belle's tears flow. She wipes them with her hands, but they keep coming out. "To who?" she asks, trying to act composed. Villain chokes a little. "I... I married DocMD." Belle opens her mouth widely with shock, and slaps him across the face. He stands there with his face turned for two seconds, as his cheek gets red, and then turns to face her again. "I'm sorry..." he says, "I was alone. I was miserable, she... she helped me through it." Belle is now bawling. "So you came back to break my heart? Is that it? Because it wasn't broken enough?!" Villain starts to tear up a little too. "I'm sorry..." "Get out! GET THE FUCK OUT!" Villain acquiesces, much to his pain. He turns around and walks out, leaving her to cry out her hurt. As he makes his way through the front yard, the playground, a tiny ball hits him in the leg. He bends down and picks it up, and a young boy who we hold dear comes up to him. "Hey little fella," Villain says. "The ball is mine!" the child tells him. Villain chuckles, his eyes still teary, and says, "I know, I know," and hands it back to him, "Here." "You wanna play with me?" Villain chuckles again and says he can't, for he has to go. He then asks if the young boy has been there for long, and the child says his parents died two weeks before. "Play on my team!" the young man says, "You're big, you cover the goal, they'll never score!" Villain chuckles again, delighted with the kid, and says, "Well, you're a smart young one, aren't you?" His eyes are still glassy. "What's your name, son?" "Renaboss," the young man tells him. Villain smiles at him and tells him to go on and play.
Back in the present, there is a knock on Belle's door. She gets up from the couch to answer it, and is delighted to see it's Villain. He smiles. She does as well. "Hey, Belle..." "Hi..." "I... Look, I know... there is a lot of history between us. Both good and bad. A lot of baggage. But... we're not getting any younger. And Lord knows I have missed you. Terribly, sometimes. So... I... I guess I wanna say that... I'd like to take you out to dinner sometime. If, if you're..." Belle puts one finger over his lips, shushing him, and tells him, with a reassuring smile, "I would love to."
Shortly afterwards, Villain fan wakes his daughter Mary up. A bit dazed from the pills she's been taking, Mary tries to regain consciousness and asks what is happening. Villain, a bit frazzled-looking, looks at her with concern in his eyes, as Jdg stands behind him. "Look, honey," he tells her, "I know that... I know that I have been a terrible father to you. Done things with you that no father should do with his child. I want to... I wanna do right by that. Mary, you... you need help. You need help really bad, you are a sick child, and I am going to get you the help you need." Mary, still a bit groggy, asks what he is talking about, and he tells her, "I am having you committed... Honey, you are going to a mental facility, in another wiki, with the best doctors, and they will help you overcome your problems." Mary, now more aware, pushes him away and shouts at him to back off. Jdg tells her it's for her best, and she shouts, "Fuck off you queer!! I'm not going anywhere!" She stands up and so does Villain, who tells her, in a more firm tone, he is not giving her a choice. "You are sick! You are troubled, and I will fix it! I will do right by you!" "Fuck you you cunt! I'm not the one who's sick, you're the one who's sick! You don't complain about me being mental when you have your dick in me you horny fuckpig!!" Villain smacks her so hard across the face that she falls back onto the couch. She starts squealing in her pain as he hits her twice more. Jdg closes his eyes and starts to tear up again. Villain grabs Mary and forces her out of the template and onto the cab that is already waiting outside. Jdg feels bad.
Lady Junky opens up her eyes. Dazed, confused. She starts to come to her senses, and realizes that she is lying in a hospital bed. She remembers what happened to her, and quickly brings her hands to her stomach. Feeling it more flat than before, she starts to sob. Then, Renaboss, tears drying in his eyes, gets up from his seat, having spent the last few hours keeping her company. He takes her hand. Lady doesn't know how to react to his presence. It becomes obvious to her that, being there, he must already know. "Rena... Rena I..." He shushes her, calmly. "I'm so... I'm so glad you're alright. And rest assured, I will make him pay for doing this to you. To think that I... that I could have prevented it already..." Lady cries. Rena starts to tear up again as well. "Lady, I... why didn't you tell me you were pregnant? When clearly you have been for a while... you've been gaining weight... my Ma noticed it... and..." She chokes up. "Because I, I..." Rena continues, "I've been beating myself hard about it all this time, waiting for you to wake up, and... and the only reason I can think of, is... it's not mine... is it?" Lady closes her eyes, completely desolate. Unable to answer. Rena takes this like a bullet. He starts to full-on cry. "Why... w-..." Both of them just cry. "Rena..." she tells him, "My hand..." Rena looks down to realize that he has been squeezing her hand too tight, unknowingly. He lets go of it. "Lady... when... were you going to tell me?" She doesn't answer; she just looks at him, barely seeing him through the tears. "Because... I... you made love to me, and... and you kept it from me. Were... were you...?" He chokes up. She closes her eyes again, fearing the inevitable. He finally musters up the courage to say it. "Were you going to lie to me?" Her body starts to shake as she cries. She doesn't answer him again, and Rena lets out a shriek. Heartbroken, he brings his hand to his mouth and his tears fall freely. After a while, he brings his forehead against hers, holding her hand, as they both practically bawl. Then he tells her, between sobs, "Y-you... I... I'm going to... p-put your things... by the front door... On the porch..." They both gasp, sob, cry. And he lets go.
Lynette, now wearing his regular suit again, walks inside the secret laboratory of his private scientist, Sadball48, and asks him if he has been having any success working on his prosthetic hands. Sabdall says he's trying to devise the proper plans, but it'll take a long while, seeing as how it is a very recent request. "And to be fair, boss, you have me very busy nowadays." Lynette acknowledges this, and says that his work is highly appreciated. Then, Lynette jumps back in fright when Rockaboss barks loudly at him through a cage. "Jesus fucking Christ, I almost had a heart attack!" he says.
"I think he wants his owner to pet him," Sadball jokes. Lynette gives the dog a dirty look and says, "I'm not going anywhere near that beast... Have you been doing what I asked with him?" "Yes," Sadball says, "I've been feeding him human flesh. Riling him up." Lynette grins. "But of course," Sadball says, "That's not why I called you over." "I know," Lynette says, excited, "I understand our little planned project is completed?" "And it turned out so much better than I expected," the scientist says, with glee, "The perfect enemy... for your enemy." "Good. Of course, I have a lot of enemies. And right now my priority is someone else entirely. The man who ruined my life. I will destroy him if it is the last thing I do. That being said..." "Might as well take care of whatever other issues one can in the meantime," Sadball finishes his thought. Lynette agrees.
Sabdall leads Lynette to a chamber. He opens the door and Lynette's eyes glow at what is inside. "Dear God..." he says. Before them stands Rena, the Chat Moderator of Wiksteria Lane. His hair, overall face. His body, his regular clothes. "It's just..." "Perfect," Sadball says, "I used the pitch from those recordings you gave me. Sounds just like the original. And of course, as far as looks go..." "It's him," Lynette says, utterly delighted, "It's perfect... Can you get him to work?" Sadball takes out a small remote control from his lab coat's pocket, and clicks a button. Rena's eyes open. Lynette grins. "Well, Mr. President... you've met Renaboss. Now meet RenaBOT." Lynette rubs his stumps together and says, "Excellent..."
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