Super Mario Death World

I was on my computer, going about my business when suddenly I got a notification that something was downloading onto my desktop. It was called "SMDW.exe" and was exactly 666KB.
"Oh no," I said to myself, "I'm going to be in a shitty creepypasta, aren't I?"
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== Day 1: It begins ==
Reluctantly, I decided to play the game. I was not looking forward to it at all. The icon was Mario's head with blacked-out pupils. Barely containing my laughter, I double clicked the icon. It put me at Super Mario World's title screen, with the words "Super Mario Death World" where the title should be. I pressed all the keys until the game started. I was in a pitch black room with nothing in it but Mario's small sprite but with the hat and overalls colored green. If you haven't figured it out by now, I was playing as Luigi. I tried walking to the right for awhile and eventually found Mario. Expecting a jumpscare, I walked to the right and was greeted with a lovely image of Mario with pitch black eyes, followed by a loud scream. I decided to go to bed, because the game had just drained the life out of me.
== Day 2: It gets worse ==
Starting the game up again, I was put into the stage "Yoshi's Island 2" as Luigi. There was (no surprise) blood all over everything. All the red Koopas were on the ground, dead. I tried to grab Yoshi, but when the egg cracked open, blood splattered on the screen. After a few seconds of laughing so hard my sides hurt, I continued on and found, once again, Mario. This time the jumpscare was Luigi with pitch black eyes, with a message underneath it.
"I'M COMING FOR YOU"
That did it. Those words finally broke me, I laughed so hard I cried, and when I looked up, I was controlling Yoshi. I decided to continue tomorrow, because if I laughed one more time I was going to explode.
== Day 3: I give up ==
I started the game up once more, ready for some more failed attempts at scaring me. I was Yoshi, like last time, in the area you fight Bowser in. The game froze. I waited and waited for something to happen but nothing did. I pulled out my phone and started goofing around. My gaze was taken away from my phone when an image of Yoshi with pitch black eyes appeared on my screen, with an ear-piercing beep. I have to admit, this did startle me a bit, but not very much. Now I was controlling Princess Peach in a blood-covered version of the level on the title screen. The music was distorted heavily, and Peach moved VERY slowly. One step per minute. Big shocker, Peach with blacked out eyes appears after a few minutes, another message underneath it.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU"
I was done. I gave up. This game just sucked the life out of me.
== Epilogue ==
I decided to get a bit of revenge. I hacked into the person's webcam and revealed that it was some dudebro, no older than 22, laughing maniacally. I turned my mic on and got ready for some fun.
"What up, douchebag?" I asked him. His face turned pale, and he started screaming louder than the game itself. I just laughed at him, just like his game.
"You think it's fun to put shitty horror games on people's computers? And that's not a shitty horror game... THIS IS!" I made him download Sonic.exe and play it. I watched his reactions to the game. They were so good, I posted them to YouTube and got a million views. Every time something bloody appeared on the screen, he screamed. The jumpscares made him jump out of his seat, revealing a wet spot in his crotch area. Take this story as a warning. Don't make people download shitty horror games, and if you do, prepare to become an internet superstar... ;)
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