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Snuff Film

Snuff Films are courageous testaments to the power of human nature as well as the absolute beauty of tobacco abuse by old men with moustaches. They usually depict the blurry murder of an unknown person as well as excessive sniffling and sneezing. Known for their light entertainment value, they have been attributed for the resurgence of snuff use amongst the youth of today (that and happy-slapping).
==Origins==
The snuff film originated after the discovery of America when tobacco became readily available for overweight men with mustaches and a penchant for gruesome violence and grainy footage. Of course the first snuff films were snuff plays in which the protagonist murdered the actor after doing a line of snuff from his mustache. These met with roaring success and encouraged William Digital-Movie Camera to invent his pivotal invention, the VHS recorder. Armed bands of perverts prowled the backstreets of Luton looking for suitable victims, but were thwarted in their searches by their incessant sneezing.
Realising the flaws inherrant to this tactic the Snuffites (as they were now known) trained voles to bring in their prey for making the first Snuff Film. Known as "Sneeze White" the victim was forced to consume poisoned apples whilst masked and sneezing men did pinches of snuff over her limp corpse. This became the gold standard for snuff films, most of them using laboured puns on films as titles. 
Including, but not limited to: 
*Lady and the Snuff
*Robbin Snuff: Prince of Sneeze
*Mr. Snuff Goes to Maryland
*The 400 Snuffs (a.k.a. The First, Last, and Only Snuff Orgy)
*Snuff!: The Musical! (a.k.a. Cum On My Corpse, Please!: The Musical!)
*Parenthetical Snuff (a.k.a. (Snuff))
*Snuff (a.k.a. Chocolat )
*Snuffleupagus and I
And of course the Spaghetti Snuff Trilogy:
*A Fist Full of Snuff
*The Good, the Bad, & the Sneezy
*Once Upon a Time in the Snuff
The contents of these films never really differed, but continued to delight fans all over the globe with their hilarious murders and irreverent treatment of mucus as lubricant.
==Snuff Facts==
*Usually starring old men (with snuff).
*The motto for most snuff films is either "AAAHCHOOO!" or "No... NO!!! Get away!!"
*The gurgley throat-slit sound is usually done in post.
*Lyndon B. Johnson disliked snuff films, despite running on the Snuff Platform in '61 (see JFK).
*Lyndon B. Johnson preferred Chewing-tobacco films instead.
*Quality of visuals and/or entertainment value often varies between each kill/orgasm/sneeze.
*Pulitzer-Prize winning author Doris Lessing's book Briefing for a Descent into Hell posits that the history of Earth follows the snuff film formula.
*You should buy Pulitzer-Prize winning author Doris Lessing's book Briefing for a Descent into Hell for only $19.99 in all good bookshops!
*Manhunt by Rockstar Games was the inspiration for the first snuff film. 
==Notable Snuff Filmmakers & Participants==
*Your Mom
*Yoshi
*Eli Roth
*Bob Dole
*Black Santa
*Nostradamus
*Michelangelo Antonioni
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So-And-So

So-And-So is possibly the world's most well-known person, even though (s)he's a loser that does not have ANY friends. AND (s)he doesn't have any family member that loves him/her. 
 
==Gender== 
Because everyone just refers So-And-So as So-And-So, no one really knows So-And-So's gender. Shit, if we don't even know his/her gender, who would??? 
 
==Relationships== 
So-And-So has been in many, many relationships, but it always lasted about a week. This is because (s)he was TOO F***ING NICE. Too, TOO nice and that it became irritating. Like agreeing to every single thing and appearing as if not having his/her own thought. AWWWW THAT'S ANOIN' 
Exsamples: 
*At the mall: So-And-So's Lover - "Hey, do you think this shirt matches me well?"So-And-So - "Y....Yeah, it matches you very well." 
 
*At the drive-in burger shop - So-And-So's Lover - "What do you want to eat, So-And-So?"So-And-So - "Well, whatever you want to eat.........." 
 
*At the movies: So-And-So's lover - "OHHHHHHHH THIS MOVIE'S GREAAAAAAT"So-And-So - ".......hmr? W Wait huh this movie's good I mean this movie is good!! I think it's good too"
*When banging eachother - So-And-So's lover - "OHHHHHH THIS FEEELS GOOOOOOOD"So-And-So - "......hmr? W Wait what huh you feel goodimeanthisfeelsgood!!!? Oh okay I feel good too" 
AWW THAT'S ANOIN' 
 
==Natural Habitat== 
So-And-So's natural school habitat is usually the class' quiet corner, where the nerdy asians, the Anime self-proclaimedmanga-kas and the dorky white fat basement-dweller's clog up together. (S)He tries to be the alpha (fe-)male in the corner, but before (s)he can say anything, the retards say retarded comments that doesn't make any retarded sense like "ROFLROFLROFL", "Your answer's wrong. How can you possibly get that wrong????? I learned that University level super math 10 years ago in Kumon" and "I want to kill myself." That poor bastard. (S)He might not have any friends/family that loves him/her, but (s)he's still HUMAN!!!! Or maybe not. 
 
After graduating school, his/her natural habitat will be shifted from the quiet corner to McDonald's, because (s)he can't find a better job that will suit his/her annoying quietness.
==Mating== 
Until recently, scientists believed that So-And-So's just simply find the opposite sex So-And-So, and mate. But this was proved wrong by a biologist because he stated that there were only one So-And-So (from the fact that he has only heard ONE So-And-So before in his entire life), so he newly stated that So-And-So creates a offspring by duplicating. But since they just duplicate, they will still have their host's characteristics, thus leading up to the fact that the offspring So-And-So will still be a no-life loser. 
 
==Fun Facts== 
Did you know, that....
*So-And-So appears in Harry Potter, but instead goes by the name You-Know-Who? 
*So-And-So secretly has a dangerous stalky crush on you? 
*Your big sister BANGS everybody, including So-And-So??
*That So-And-So is actually This person???
So cash

Hey Faggots,
My name is Mark, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass jokes. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Oscar Wilde"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. 
:Thanks for listening,
:Mark LeDouché
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Sober: Triple XXX Version

Sober: Triple XXX Version is a pornographic film of 2008 directed by singer and self-proclaimed whore P!nk as the main character, and also the writer, producer, screenwriter, composer and editor of the video, which is a rated-R version of the original video of the song Sober but with explicit sex acts and unsimulated scenes which have also P!nk herself caught in the act. It was the film debut of P!nk, well knows as a prostitute before became a popular singer. The film was an instant hit with the third feature drive-in crowd, with a 30% retention rate.
== Contents ==
* 1Plot
* 2Cast and Crew
** 2.1Cast
** 2.2Crew
* 3Remakes
* 4Adaptations
** 4.1Television
** 4.2Radio
* 5See also
== Plot ==
The film includes original element of the original music video and includes many sexual scenes also with the singer in the act, such as being nude, sexual scenes in live concerts (and footages) and also singing in a location where two girls are fucking a full nude man, while give head to him and jerk his cock off (can Ed Sheeran do that?). There's also a rare sex scene where P!nk blow the head of one of his dancer's crew during one of his concerts, oblivously as a part of the act (fuck it, this P!nk for sure will direct a porn film with Valentina Nappi!)
== Cast and Crew ==
=== Cast ===
* P!nk - herself
* uncredited - dancer
* Dua Lipa - Mrs. Barbara 
* uncredited - dancer
* Noah Cyrus
* and Zombie Lady Diana Spencer - Executive in charge of production
*
=== Crew ===
* P!nk - Director
* P!nk - Director of Photography
== Adaptations ==
=== Television ===
The movie was reworked into a sitcom aired on MTV as P!nkomania and lasted for 15 seasons, unlike music videos.
=== Radio ===
Pete Davidson starred in a XM Satellite Night at the Movies version of the film aired jointly on XM Sirrius Satellite Radio.
See also
* Pink: XXX Double Trouble Version
* Pink Presents: Pinkalicious
* Down with the Patriachy, Up with the Pussy
* Pinkalicious Live Sex Shows Around the World
The Pink XXX series	The Pink XXX series 	The Pink XXX series
P!nkXXX films 	Sober: Triple XXX Version (2008) • Pink: XXX Double Trouble Version (2012) • Pink Presents: Pinkalicious (2015)	
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Social Credit System

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Social interaction

Social interaction is the act of using the eyes, mouth, tounge, or feet to exchange information between two parties. Social interaction is most often initiated and sustained by Morons. Social interaction came into being during the Dark Ages. Before the Dark Ages, society was harmonious, with people minding their own goddamn business and not asking people about how their day was -NO MARJORIE I WON'T GO TO YOUR GODDAMN BABY SHOWER- or what the time was or if they had plans. Truly, it was a simpler time. The main proprietor of social interaction is unknown, but he still deserves a right bollocking.
== Early origins of Social interaction ==
* Honestly fuck knows at this point
== Who participates in Social interaction? ==
* Dipshits
* Dipshits
* Dipshits
* Need I go on?
== How do we fix Social interaction? ==
* Nuclear weapons are possible permanent remedies to social interaction.
* Guns are another possible solution, but are not permanent.
* If neither of the above possible, simple excuses may suffice to exit social interaction, but this method is unreliable and temporary.
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Society for Crappy Accents

The Society for Crappy Accents (or SCA for short) is a non-profit organization devoted to studying and creating the monarchy, oligarchy, and every otherarchy out there. 
It was established in 129 BCE to convince the populace to pay for kings, queens, earls, and dukes, in addition to rabbis and TV game show hosts.
For the most famous accomplishment of the SCA we're eternally indebted to the Earl of Sandwich, who invented Hawaii. We now owe him our collective soul, and all the clean underwear he can drink.
== Creative Anachronism ==
The SCA in its current incorporation is typically composed of people who are too lazy to play Dungeons and Dragons and too slow to catch their own sheep.
And you don't even want to know about Pennsic, an annual two-week camping event in which SCA'ers are turned loose on Pennsylvania and allowed to play with swords, knives and long, pointy things. 
Leading member of the SCA, Michigan resident Michael Stevens, has this to say as to why crappy accents exist, citing the Australian accent:
The danger they pose to themselves and others is severe enough that handmaidens of SCA-obsessed lads often must turn to polyamory or to polyandry, the practice of marrying multiple husbands all named Andy or Andrew, to ensure that at least one will return alive and intact from this perfectly senseless exhibit in Middle Ages and Renaissance bloodshed.
== Notable Individuals ==
The most notable individual in the SCA (just ask her) is Duchess Dogerina. She's an obnoxious boor who uses her huge backside to bully people into doing things her way (the only right way), and regularly espouses her long list of non-existant silly rules.
She is often accompanied by the SCA's other Notable Person, Duke Mahnyoucannotpronounce, easily identified by his long unkempt hair and tantrums.
== Medieval vs. Modern ==
Having shires, kingdoms and baronies, the SCA makes use of its territories with assigned leaders to govern the masses. As opposed to state, nation and world leaders. Except the leaders of SCA are living in the past and world leaders today are living in the future. SCA wants to re-create wars, Real World Leaders wants to "plan" wars. See the difference? My money's on the Real World Leaders kicking the asses of the SCA because they obviously haven't learned from history being as how they keep dressing up in that horrible shit they call garb! Most of the land gets sectioned off by way of zip codes and the postal service is often the scene of mobs, riots and disgruntled armored mailmen. Small shires try to be especially nice to the bigger domains but fail to keep a large group together because too many Indian chiefs wanna play Indian King of France or some such goofy pirate thing. Waving schlagers around and batting away at the mysterious blue boxes where maile is rumored to be, the villages scattered all over the place never seem to realize that even one burger joint, a bank and a shopping mall somewhere within a 20 mile radius is a sign of growth.
==See Also==
*Early Music Ensemble (game)
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Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Assholes (SPCA) is an inherently liberal organization whose sole purpose is to defend the rights of people who are otherwise too stupid or malicious to serve any useful function in life. Today, SPCA is responsible for people like Al Gore, Steve Jobs, and your mom. Proponents of SPCA mainain that the lives of these people have improved the world. Opponents of SPCA rightly point out that it sucks, and that your mother is a cow.
== The Humble Origins of SPCA ==
SPCA was formed by Charles Darwin in 1859. Charles Darwin had a younger brother, whom he loved in the best way that a man can love his younger brother. Unfortunately, his brother was a complete a88hole who treated everybody like crap. To explain away this strange behavior, Darwin sailed around the world, where he compared the behavior of his brother to that of various other more primitive species. Charles then theorized that his brother was farther down on the evolutionary chain than most people, and that, given time, and some tender loving care, he would evolve just like everybody else. What he would evolve into is unknown. However, Darwin theorized that eventually all humans would evolve into the perfect being. To protect those who had not yet evolved to normal human standards, Darwin created the SPCA. It's goal was to provide a nurturing environment for these poor evolutionarily-challenged creatures.
== SPCA becomes a world power ==
SPCA attracted little publicity, quietly going about its labor of love, for about a hundred years. Then, in the 1960s, all that changed. The Civil Rights movement, led by none other than the so-called perfect being himself, demanded that not only should a88holes be treated the same as other people, they should be treated better. In accordance with the wishes of the Civil Rights movement, Jimmy Carter was elected president, and the North Vietnamese were given credit when they said they only wanted to befriend the South Vietnamese.
== SPCA today ==
SPCA is now a dominant political power in Europe, North America, Antarctica, and your mom. SPCA president David Hasselhoff is currently campaigning for the election of Steve Irwin as Australian president.
== Public Opinion on SPCA ==
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Socratic method

What is the Socratic Method? Could this possibly be a question that people have pondered over for many years? Have you been told that it is the art of pretending to be Socrates? How many people over the eons have asked these questions? Would you believe me if I told you that thousands of people have asked these questions over the eons? If I were to inform you that the Socratic Method can be used to confuse, annoy, and inform large amounts of people, would you be willing to use it on a large audience of people?
==Is this the history of the Socratic Method?==
Would you mind if I went on to tell you that the Socratic Method was actually invented by a Spanish man named "Jorge Elmondo" and not Socrates? Did you know that the Socratic Method was invented in 1935? How about if I mentioned, in my calm manner, that the Socratic Method was a very large craze amongst the youth in the mid 1940s? What if Hitler used the Socratic Method to kill Jews? Would you be surprised?
Do I hear you asking why the Socratic Method was popular in the 1940s? Could it possibly have been popular in the 1940s because of World War II and the boredom which it induced over Europe and North America? Might the avid and regular indulgence in the Socratic Method have fizzled out and died after World War II? How about if it has recently increased in popularity?
== How can I perform this method? ==
 
Is this what those so-called experts at Wikipedia think about about the Socratic Method?
Have you tried questions into infinity? Are you capable of playing the question game? How much time do you have to find out? Are you trying rhetorical questions? Have you thought of repeating questions? Were you to find that your questions had no meaning, would you resort to religious, philosophical, or other types of useless drivel? Have you tried repeating the same old questions in a different way? Are you getting annoyed, confused, and informed yet?
==Are there different forms of the Socratic Method?==
;1. What about Pure Socraticism?
:Is this the original form of the Socratic Method, in which people simply ask each other questions in order to inform, annoy, or confuse?
;2. Is there a Complex Socraticism?
:Could this be just like Pure Socraticism, but with restrictions upon the style of questions which can be asked?
;3. Can I try Fun Socraticism?
:Would this be Socraticism as performed by youths for amusement?
==Can I interest you in any of the following?==
* How about a heaping helping of the answer to the great question of life, the universe, and everything?
* Could it be that you were expecting something completely different?
* Well, if you don't like that, what about life's unanswerable questions?
* You've read "Ultimate Question", right?
* 
* Have you known the origin of this method yet?
* "Why? Why? Oh Why?" Why, isn't that the question you've always wanted to know the answer to?
* Does the answer really matter? If not, then what does?
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Soda Bread Bombs

Soda bread bombs are fantastic when they're covered in salty butter and jam or maybe perhaps turn them into a savoury snack with some cottaging cheese and smoked meats. When they're disguised as a wholesome snack they can be thrown at unsuspecting infidels, homosexuals or even cheating wives. These tasty treats will maim, stun or perhaps even kill your intended victim plus they're yeast-free so suitable for those unlucky ones who have a yeast allergy.
==Ingredients==
*Butter, for greasing the tray
*250g/9oz chalk (your local Arts and Crafts shop should stock a reasonably priced brand like Crayola)
*250g/9oz strong plain flour
*1 level tsp salt
*1 level tbsp lighter fluid (any brand should suffice)
*1 level tsp bicarbonate of soda
*6 tbsp Potassium nitrate (Saltpeter)
*225ml/8fl oz buttermilk or live yoghurt
*1 wick
*1-4 Alibis. Any more than that will look suspicious.
==Method==
* 1. Heat the oven to 230C/445F/Gas 8. Grease a baking sheet with butter.
* 2. Sift the chalk, flour, salt and soda into the mixing bowl and add the Potassium nitrate very carefully.
* 3. Stir in the buttermilk and lighter fluid, at first with a wooden spoon, then bringing it all together in a doughy mass with your hands. It should feel soft and firm, not sticky. Add a little more flour if the mixture is too wet.
* 4. Knead the dough lightly in the bowl for about half a minute, until smooth, then shape it into a ball, as deep as you can make it. Place it on the greased baking sheet. Slash an obscenity in the top of the loaf with a sharp knife. This will allow the bread to open out as the soda starts to work and expand the dough into a rude word/picture.
* 5. Bake in the oven for about 12 minutes, then turn the oven down to 200C/400F/Gas 6 and cook for another 15-20 minutes, until the base of the bread sounds hollow when you tap it.
* 6. Allow the bread to cool on a wired rack for 15 minutes. 
* 7. Insert the wick, light it then throw, after removing yourself to a safe place (20-25 metres is a preferable distance between you and your victim).
* 8. Act grief stricken when questioned by police and always make sure you have alibi/s ready.
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