Sonic.EXE Strikes Back

I am the greatest janitor in all of Sega HQ. Thay mak Sonic the hejhug gams here and Im a big sonic fan since I was 6. So I took the jub and clean their toilets beter than anyone.
One dark and sturmi day I was taking out the garbage to the dumpster in the alley. But I saw the dumpster had blood flowing out of it. So I got my mop and started cleaning. But no matter how long I cleaned more blood overflowed from the dumpster. Thren I thugt I herd pirates in the dumpster. tHEN an evil "woop woop woop woop" sound echoed outr the pirut blud dumpster. I looked inside to sii wut the prubum was. The dumpster lid crikeyd opin and I found a disk labilld "Sonic EXE returns." I excitedly took the gam home that night and used my squidgy to clean it up. When I put it in my compuotr the computer booted up "SONIC EXE" file and my screen went black.
It was a quiet evening and it was so silent I could hear a pin drup. Then blud began to leak out my computer. I got my mop out again and started cleening up. That same "woop woop woop woop" sund begun to eko throo my speakers.
As I looked over to my screen Sonic's face appeared but his eyes were black and bloody. Why was he bleeding so much? Did he have a nosebleed or cut his head?He said "SEEEGAAAAAAAAA." The sega logo melted into a fiery inferno in front of him.
"Now that I AM FREE." Sed Sonic EXE. "i am going to kill every kittin in the world. Hail satan." I know sonic well. So when Sonic EXE said "HAIL SATAN" i knew something was wrong with that disc Id fownd.
"It's yoo Sonic EXE!!" I sed in surprise.
"Ahhh I see my reputation preseeds me." EXE.
"Yoo cant keel those kittens!" I said. I knew since he wanted to hurt kittins he must be evil.
"NO ONE CNA STUP ME" EXE boomed through my speakers. Suddenly the blood on the flood began to catch fire. My room turned into a blazing ferno. "AND EWE WULL DIY HEIR!"
I ran for the window as my room burst into flames. Fortunately, I had a helmet on so I burst through the window wif littel shrapnel pains.
How wus I goon to stup EXE? Then suddenly my house BOOMED as lightning struck from the sky and Tails, Knuckles and Amy appeerd in funt of meh. "Dont worry!" said tails. "We will fite for you. We will sav yoor planmit from Sonic kittin destroyer.'
I cooddent beleef it! It was my childhood heroes. I noo this was possible frum that 1996 special comic episodie Sonic LIVE. "Wheel fite together!" I announced. Raising my mop triumphantly into the aer. We all cheerd and ran into my fiery howse to fite Sonic EXE. Tails spun hus tails arowned creating a hurricane that blew the fier awee.
EXE walked toward us, hus body enfolf in flume. Knuckles bellowd as he ran towards sonic with his feests clunched. "I gut a knuckle sandwitch fur u" yelled knuckles as he smashed sonic through the gut. His fist went through sonic and blood began flooding out. Amy smashed sonic on the hed wuth hurr hamma. Sonic smiled sadistically as his hed exploded and a geyser of blood shot towards us like a tidal wave. We ran as blood flooded the house. We wer then outsiyd but blood began to flood the city as I cud heer sonic EXE "Woop woop woop woop"ing.
I accidentally fell underblooter and tasted some of the blud. It tasted liyk grap jam. "Dunt warri!" Tails yelled. "I'm kaling tha tornado!"
Tails plane sweeped us up and out of the giant flood of blood.
As we rose above the city, the now giant SONIC EXE's face loomed above the buildings in front of us. With a sadistic grin he sed "YOR... TOO.... SLOW!!!"
We all gasped. EXZE was so smart. We wer too slow to stop him. As I looked down upon an exhausted knuckles, tails and amy above the blood flooded city, I new tha kittins were in trubble. Was all howp lost?
"NOT TODAY!" A familiar voice yelled out through the sky.
There was a blinding flash around us as the real sonic fell from the sky, transforming into hyper sonic! He looked so hyper realistic as hyper sonic he made the blood look fake. And certainly not hyper realistic.
Hyper sonic's voice rung through the sky as he shot towards the EXE sonic. "EX! OPIN YOUR HEART!" he said.
Exe cackled maniacally, the skies thundering with his laugh.
As hyper sonic was about to soar by us through the sky, he grabbed me and my mop and held me forward. "WE CAN BEET HIM TOGETHR!" Sonic said. "HIT HIM IN THE EYS WITH YUR MOP!"
Of course! THAT was where the blood was coming from! Sonic EXE's eyes! They had hyper-realistic blood coming form them. But not as hyper as hyper sonic. Sonic was flashing so many colors it was blinding. "AIM YUR MUPPET" Sonic yelled.
I held back my mop like a baseball bat. Ready to swing it in Sonic EXES fays. This wus for all the mopping he mud me doo errlier.
"NO WUN CANE STUP MEEEE!" Sonic exe bellood. Thunder crashing from the skies as blood flooded the cities below us.
"READY!" Hyper sonic yelled as we soared towards EXE's overgrown face. "AIM.... NOW!"
I swung my mop as hard as I cowd. We swung through exe and hit him in the eye. My mop was bloody but EXE's eye began to shower the city with water as he slowly shrank.
"WE DEED IT! SONIC EX EPISODIED!"  Hyper sonic said. The blood in the cities subsided and blood disappeared down the sewers.
As hyper sonic put me down, Amy Knuckles and Tails all gathered together with us. They all cheerd me us the bist janitor in the wold. I thanked them and got insurance on my house. I told them Sonic EXE appeared and spilled hyper realistic fiery blood into my house. They said that was coverd unda section e.
I didn't want to play sonic so I went back to playeeng lego star wars. I wantid to trie the new skywalker saga.
THE END?
THE CQUIL
I was playing Lego Marvel. It was gud. But then I decedid to to go try the new sonic game Sonic Forces. I hadn't plaid it but my fiend said it was the best game hed ever played. He said I shuld a copy right before they sent him to the insane asylum. My favourite gumstomp was open for another hour so I went out I walked down to the mall.
As I was walking, I sorr a strike of lightning hit the mall. And heard an evil laff.
I love the mall. I want the mall to be my ringtone.
"I could never sell you this game!" The pirate man said. "It's even more evil than the Spongebob Game. You see, it contains an evil entity."
"But I've heard Sonic Forces is the best game in the franchise!" I insisted. "It's so wonderful I must pliy it"
The pirate man summoned a blue portal at his desk. He pulled out a chartradge of sonic.exe. I asced why a chartradge and he said it still should work in my console.
When I booted it up, dark rouge the bat appeared on the screen. She said rubootneak is ded.
Next I was controlling Sonic. But he had black eyes and red pupils. I wonderd if he was trying contact lenses. I controlled sonic as he flew across the screen at demonic speed through a lava, blood-red city. Blood red blood came out as I ran sonic into tails. I was confoosd. Wasent tails sonics fiend?
Knuckles stood in sonics way but sonic began tearing him apart with his bear hands. Thas right his hands turnd to bers. They went rar. I saw sonic reach the forest zone. But the forest was a blazeeng infairno. Within the fires was nothole. He saw sally who begged him to stop. He raised his arms which cawsd sally to convulse as she rose into the air. She was choking and gasping for air. I heard a woop woop woop and sonic turned around towards to face me. Sonic now had spikey teeth and sed "I wel kell them all."
Eggman's curpse suddenly appeared on the screen. His hed had fallen off and hyper-realistic blood spurted out his neck. His hands raised and his decomposting head said "I now serve the undead god Sonic.EXE."
Then evrywun terned 2 zombis. I reelised I could turn the game off so I did. This gaym was so bad so I threw it out the window. I got bured and went to mcdunalds. for something to eat. I never saw the eyvel sonic exe again. Btw your noot noot next.
THE END!?
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