The Lost Episode of Married at First Sight

Hey there. As you probably know, Married at First Sight is a boring Reality show all about romance and crap like that. People who watch it are either teenagers with no friends or Men that are single and desperately want to be married. All the episodes follow the same old formula and it tends to get really old after a while. Not to mention that the people always talk about how they "love" each other and shit. The creators of the show only made it for money, as there is a new episode airing every weekend. I hate it so much that i would rather watch 10 hours of Football while clipping my toenails! 
There have been rumours about a creepier, better lost episode of the show going around the internet. How do i know this you might ask? well, I work for the ASIO and the CIA at the same time. Crazy huh? I get so much money every month and i'm basically a millionaire now. I have a giant house which has about 7 stairs and 7 floors that i never use and i have about 4 dogs. The first one is a german shepherd who goes by the name of Jerry, The second one is a Labrador Retriever who goes by the name of Lucky, The third one is a Golden Retriever who goes by the name of Cooper, and the fifth one is a Doberman who goes by the name of Daisy.
Okay, we're getting a little off topic here. What was i talking about again? Uh...just let me remember for a minute. Hmm.....Oh yeah! the lost episode of MATHS (Married at first sight, bothers me to even type that) Well, one day when i was doing my tasks that the ASIO sent me (Keep in mind, that this was during the worst lockdown my country has ever had) I found a strange DVD case near the bottom of the couch. I moved the couch over with superhuman force, and there was a blank DVD case in the middle of the floor. I took a good look at it and there wasn't really anything on it except for Swedish, German, and Hebrew text that seemed to be the name of a very familiar show. I turned to the back cover to find out that it was, in fact, Married at first sight.
I wasn't a fan of the show, so i thought about throwing the DVD away. But i've read many scary stories about Lost Episodes on the internet, so i was really curious to see how this episode would turn out. I was (and still am) a horror fanatic! the scarier the movie was, the more i loved it. I had a bunch of scary movie DVDs lined up vertically near the top of my closet. I am a pretty tall man, so i could reach anything. Even if it was far too high for the average human being to reach.
For those of you who don't know, Married at First Sight airs on Channel Nine here in Australia. The people who work for this channel all work in a creepy ass basement full of Redbacks, tarantulas, and even magpies that swoop every now and then. They're also either elderly or about 40 years old, as the network doesn't really seem to hire any teenager or young adult. Same with Channel 10, which is even crazier. Their studio is full of deadly mosquitoes, and they even have a great white shark sanctuary that they feed their interns to if they're not working properly. 10 peach has a sanctuary with all the dinosaurs still alive, which has led to numerous accidents and even disasters in the city of Sydney.
I put a mint into my mouth, it was about 40 degrees in my house and i was sweating bullets. No joke, literally sweating bullets. I hit Play on the TV remote and began to watch.
The episode was even better that i expected.
The episode started with the Judges, like always. Though something was up with them, they looked drunk and one of them kept continuously twitching their left eye. John (No, not the garfield character) Introduced the show. 
"Hello!" He exclaimed with exhilaration. "Welcome to the very last episode of married of first sight!"
I was Blissful that the show i despised was FINALLY coming to an end! The judges weren't really on stage either, they were near a backyard. Alessandra started to hyperventilate, she was staring at an open window. Mel was just staring directly at the camera with a blank expression on his face.
"What are you guys doing?!" John exclaimed in a belligerent manner. "Introduce yourselves like you do in every episode!"
Alessandra and Mel didn't really say anything, they were really apprehensive. This was making John feel very indignant, so he flipped off both of the judges and proceeded to skitter into the house. The house was black and gargantuan too, it literally looked like a building from a city. John knocked on the door, and a man that looked a lot like a vampire opened it.
"Hello!" John exclaimed with contentment. The vampire greeted him by just shaking his hand and telling him to come in.
John seemed to be the only person that was even talking to this mysterious couple. The wife was introduced and even she looked like a vampire, but she looked even more pale than her husband. Her husband was very tall and wore black clothing too.
"Uh...how are you?" John questioned suspiciously. The couple didn't really seem to see anything, they were just kissing each other while watching TV. They were watching a pornographic film, but thankfully i didn't really see any of it. John did, which was unfortunate for him.
The moment he saw what they were watching on TV, John quivered and squirmed. The couple continued to canoodle each other as John trudged towards the TV to turn it off. The couple then hissed in a rather thunderous manner and John scrambled rapidly back to his seat.
The camera zoomed into the man's neck and the woman started to maul him, a tiny bit of blood came out of his neck within the process. 
"We're not human" The woman muttered
"What are you?" John questioned nervously
"We are..."
The TV cut to static as i could hear a man screeching in the background along with the sounds of Hisses and moans. It then cut to the vampire biting john on the neck as he continued to scream his lungs out. The episode cut to John, now possessed by the vampires. His eyeballs were as big as frisbees, his tongue was as long was a water slide, and he was bleeding from the head. He then kicked down the door and walked towards Alessandra. Alessandra, now paralysed by the terrifying sight of John, tries to run away as quickly as possible.
However, Mel was still staring at the camera. That is, until john sinks his teeth into Mel's neck. You could very clearly see Mel's skin breaking as he screamed in agony. His skin started to change colour and his eyes went from green to red. During the process, he was also turning very thin. John then chased after Alessandra, who was still hiding in fear of her life.
John eventually found Alessandra and hit her across the head with a lamppost. He then grabbed a sword and sliced her body in two. All while a very dramatic scare chord played in the background. John then looked at the camera with an extremely despicable grin on his face, as if he was glad that he killed one of the hosts. He then fainted to the ground and the camera focused on Alessandra's dead corpse yet again.
Images of Bomb test victims started to flash across the screen at a rapid pace. I could remember them all very clearly. The first one was a 6 year old girl, the second was a 9 year old boy, the third was an 17 year old teenage girl and the last was a 45 year old man.
Then about 9 images started to fade in and out. The images consisted of:
* A burning house
* A skeleton
* A carcass of an animal
* A sword 
* A person vomiting some sort of green substance
* A child with his hair burning
* A melting face
* And finally, an image of the infamous 9/11 incident
The episode ended there.
I was bewildered at what i had just watched. It took my mind a few minutes to process the footage and when i watched it again, i realised that i had watched a never before seen episode of the show. 
Needless to say, it met my expectations perfectly! i loved the premise of it since like i mentioned before, i am a horror junkie.
And it also reveals a lot about the human species...and a little secret that we hide inside our soul.
That secret is yet to be revealed.
Oh, and one last question before i finish this story:
Do you believe in vampires?
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure