Link and the face of Link

This is my first story so please tell me if it was good or not. Btw this Story is Blood free :D
==The Intro==
I was on a yard sale and saw an old man with a blank look on his face he showed me a Wii game the cover was Link and the faces HD Remake of evil I asked: how much? He replied: You can have it for free! and handed me the game without asking me if I really want it. I walk home and put the cd in my Wii it started up but the Titel said Link and the face of Link. I started up the game it showed the Cdi intro and the game started weird there only where 2 Options New Game and Load game I choose the option New game and it started with a completely different cutscene. Link said: Zelda I have important news! he said it with a happy joyful voice. Zelda:Replied:What is more important than saving the world? she  sounded angry and anoyed. I thought: this is a bit weird this cutsceen doesn't even exist in the normal game! 
==The curse Beginns==
Link said: Zelda you know what it is I sealed away spaghetti shoe lord! Zelda saided even angrier and screamed:YOU DID WHAT?????? the voice was so loud and earpiercing that my ears started to hurt. Link:said he was evil!!! than his eyes glow red. I am Zelda now and have to fight Link with the Mastersword the fight was way cooler than in the cdi version because the whole game looked like breath of the wild. After I have deafeted Link he said:Zelda I am the Evil one! stop Ganon for me Please! Than he dissolved into Pixels.I said:What da hack? that is not normal I should call Nintendo support! i tried to phone them but my Phone couldn't turn on anymore. I guess I stuck I said it with a angry voice. I continue to play and had to fight anyone I saw because they has all red eyes like Link they also die all like Link. 
==The Epic Battel==
At the End I was at Ganons Carstel where Ganon alread waitet at the entrance he brought back all previous Bosses as Demon Ghost they where Completly white and had blank looks with completely Red eyes. Ganon said:Zelda I didn't know that you where able to do all of this well guess you have to warn you because if you lose you and the Player will be a possed ghost to! and never be able to turn to normal again! The Ghosts threw Chairs,Tables,Fruits,Meat,Eggs,Bombs and Phones at me I managed to throw them all back and make 9999 Damage to Ganon. Ganon absorbed any ghost and dragged me into the Game He said:You remember when the old man gave you the Game well he is already possed by my spell and now... I show you 2 my real power! He grew 100 times Bigger than the earth and put me into a cage suddenly my phone worked again and I was able to start a youtube video of the original cdi game and showed it to Ganon he said:no no no it burnes! Zelda uses her tryforce power to get 1000.000.000 Master swords and they all fly through ganon he exploded and I drop into Zeldas arms. I had a dark black shadow around me and my eyes glow red Ganons voice comes out of my mouth saying:You have won phase 1 and 2 but you probaly lose here! I punched my self 1000 Times and screamed:Get out of my body! Zelda attacked me I was still in controll of my body but got weaker after every hit from Zelda and after 10 Minutes I die and Ganon was dead to.
==The Final Battel ==
Zelda cried until suddenly there was a strong earthquake that made a huge hole in the Ground 90 shadow like claws come out of the Ground and after a while Zelda saw the real Ganondorf with a shadow demon on his side. Ganon said:Foolish Zelda! you have killed the wrong Ganon I am the real Ganondorf/Ganon! Zelda Glowed golden and shined bright and shoot light arrows out of no where to Ganondorf he was stunned and Zelda hit him 90 Times with the Mastersword. Zelda said confused:Wait???  you are not done yet?  Ganon said in a evil and laughing voice:Do you think I can be beaten up like this?he threw 900 Electric balls Zelda threw them with ganon back and forth until Zelda hit him with all of his Electric balls Ganondorf exploded into Pixels and formed to Ganon and said:You can't stop me now! He tried to run over Zelda but she moved 10 steps left and Ganon fell into Lava... Zelda:I did it! Ganon turned to the size of a mountain and looked now a mix of Ganondorf,Ganon and the Devil Zelda tried to attack with the master sword but it broke. The Devil said:You can't beat me! Zelda said oh we see about that! she picked up my phone and seached for howtobasic and used my phone to throw eggs at The Boss Ganon seems pretty pissed but couldn't move as she froze the eggs on them with a ice arrow than Zelda said: We meet again don't know where don't know when BUT I know we'll meet again some sunny day and summond her Ultra Mastersword and hit Ganon with it he exploded but... Zelda was all alone now. and cried everyday because of what she has done
THE END. 
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