Brazilball/Relationships

==Amigas/Amigos (Friends)==
* Angola - Sibling. I have a lot of descendants of enslaved Angolans in my clay. Sorry by what happened in the colonial times.
* Argentina - YOU IS OF SO BAD! YOU CAN'T INTO WINNING TROPHIES IN FUTEBOLL SINCE 90s Uhh ... You have won me the final of the Copa america 2021 ... BUT YOU WON'T WIN ANY WORLD CUP SINCE 1986 HUEHUEHUE. Wait yuo won the World Cuo 2022? Ok, is fine. We are more Friendly Rivals, we don´t have to hate each other, we are great trade partners, we fought together against Paraguayball in Paraguayan War together and we can also into female leadership. Lets make churrasco together! You are a exemple of economy HDI.
* Armênia - I received immigrants from it in the late 20th century during its genocide (which I recognize) and friend of Lebanon.
* Austrália - Funny friend that have strange pets in its home. You also helped to save my sibling, thank you!
* Bélgica - Cousin, it look like is so cute! I know that feel so much about getting eliminated by France and never forget 2002 World Cup... huehuehuehue! Ah wait... you defeated me in 2018!!!
* Bolívia (since 2019, until 2020) - My landlocked cousin, thanks for arresting that terrorist, Cesare Battisti, I sent it to Italyball
* Canadá - The sibling of USAball and Australiaball. Everybody loves it, because it is very nice with everyone. But it is very straight arrow, and because of this I prefer its siblings USAball & Australiaball. Wait... Deadpool was a Canadian? Teach me to curl like you, and I'll teach you the power of the HUE in return. (why do you do not enter in our Latin American group? Yuo are of half French)
* Cabo Verde - Cute sibling.
* EUA - I have known it since the 19th century, it was the first country to recognize my independence before it became a superpower, at that time it was more humble. We are friends... we even fought against the Nazis & Fascists together in WW2, anddon't forget, commies. Before I accepted it to make air bases for North Africa Campaing on my territory in Natal and Fortaleza. It is one of my best economy partnership alongside Chinaball. Today it is the enemy of some members of BRICS sooo maybe Neutral... To tell you the truth, I do not see any problem of being a friend of You and Chinaball at the same time.
* Macau: Awwww, look at it! Macau is such a QT! I admire it a lot for the money, gambling, and culture! You also share my laugh! I will teach you about football!! But aww, it couldn't survive past 21st century as a Portuguese colony, but you are a very good child of our parent!
* Chile - My friend. We have worked together as mediators in international conflicts. Once we stopped a stupid fight between Taco and Burger, that was in 1914. We are also working together to help Haitiball. In 2010 it suffered an earthquake, and I sent humanitarian aid to it. And another thing ... we love making fun of Argentinaball. One of the only South American countries that I do not share a border with. Thank you for helping the wildfires and It's pleasure to help you for making your,- I mean, OUR first and new animated movie in the whole South America as soon as possible.
* UE - We had tough relations when this prick was in charge. I Feel like our former president just had to ruin relations with you. So sorry for our former president being a dick!
* Colômbia - I like its because of Shakira songs. I also helped its in the past against the FARC (Operation Traira). We are good friends and we are trying to solve the problem of Venezuelaball. BTW my coffee its better.
* Timor-Leste - Brother, it was liberated from Indonesiaball
* Estônia - Look at it! It's so cute!😊 I like it's people and it loves Hue! I feel bad for you that you can't Into nordic.:(
* França - Even though you are a surrendering coward, friend in WW1, thanks for the help with the satellite. Thank you for defeating Belgiumball for me and congratulations on winning 2018 FIFA World Cup.
* Guatemala - You have a city named Huehuetenangoball, therefore you can into HUE HUE HUE.
* Guiné-Bissau - Sibling in Africa who is a part of the drug trade.
* Guiana - Venezuelaball won't touch you, trust me.
* Haiti - I helped it when happened its earthquake in 2010.
* Índia - Vegetarian friend, it is so strange but we are friends, a member from the BRICSbrick.
* Indonésia - Today we are okay, it wants to be a BRICSbrick member and can into removing commies, but at 1998, it hurt East Timor!!
* Itália: Relative. I also have the largest Italian population outside of Italyball (immigrants and their descendants). And I liberated it in WW2 with USAball. Our president is of Italian ancestry.
* Japão - It is very weird but we are good friends, I love its anime, tokusatsus and games. I have the largest Japanese population outside of it. (immigrants and its descendants). It taught me judo. Thanks for also creating Brazilian Miku!
* Letônia - It created Chocolates Kopenhagen on my clay!
* Líbano - I received immigrants from it in the late 19th century and early 20th century. I have good relations with it.
* Lituânia - It taught me how to paint, and Lasar Segall lived on my clay.
* México - We are friends because we both love telenovelas. I love some of its telenovelas and the El Chavo and El Chapulin Colorado series. But I still think that my telenovelas are the best of the world. We also have the biggest economies in the Latin America and we have a common enemy: Argentinaball. Anyway, thank you for defeating Germanyball in world cup!
* Moçambique - Violent Sibling.
* Taiwan - I used to oppose UN Resolution 2758, but ended up getting kicked out of UN, but STILL, I have representative office with it, soo, were good.
* Vietnã: HUE is mine! But we've played against each other in football, we both loves coffee.
* Holanda: Adoptive Parent and great trade partner. Pernambucoball is of child of Dutch. Never forget 1994 and 1998 World Cup! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!
* Palestina: I recognize it a lot. I suggested the idea for UNball to create it and Israelcube, we will always support you, Palestineball!
* Paraguai - Unfortunately it stills hold heartache of me because of my GLORIOUS VICTORY ON PARAGUAYAN WAR! But it sell really cheaps things! I help it with my enormous economy and commercials agreements and it have the Itaipu hidraulic usine, we can be half-friends, but it removed Lugo, another impeachment buddy.
* Etiópia - It is the discoverer of coffee, and I produce the most coffee in the world! Thanks uncolonized friend for the coffee, it's much appriciated!
* Polônia - It also hate damn Nazi and Fukin' commie too, I have so many Polish descendants in Paraná. Everybody mocks you because your dream to go to the stars. So... Aim at the stars and jump as high as you can. Take distance, and do the best you can. Many voices will say that you will not make it. Always persist, no matter what they say. Just never give up on the dream you have. Also, happy 100th anniversary!
* Portugal - Pai. Majority of meu population is descendant of Portuguese. BEST FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS EVER! WE HATE GERMANY'S DIE MAANSCHAFT!
* Romênia - Relative. I have a lot of descendants of Romanians immigrants in my clay. But one of my federative units did steal your name.
* Rússia - friend from East Europe and a major ally from the BRICS.
* São Tomé e Príncipe - A sibling, I think!
* África do Sul - Anti-racismo Adoptive Sibling/Cousin, keep fighting against racismo in the world, a member from the BRICSbrick.
* Coreia do Sul - Impeachment buddy who lives in the far east. It just removed Park just like I removed Dilma. It also removed that guy from 2018 FIFA World Cup, thank you. It taught me taekwondo and I love its K-pop Band (BTS). AND FINALLY, K-POP CAN INTO HUE! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!
* Grécia - I like your culture and mythology. Also, we have one in common.... USA SUPPORTED OUR WORST DICTATORSHIP!
* Suécia - Good friend. It gives very good fighter jets from SAAB. It tried to defeat this fool, but it failed. Anyway, thanks for trying. We are hue-and-börk buddies. And thanks for climate strike! WE'LL REMOVE AMAZON RAINFOREST FIRE!
* Espanha - Relative. I have a lot of descendants of Spanish immigrants in my clay.
* Suíça - It takes care of my money, and I love its chocolates.
* Turquia - It wants to be part of the BRICSbrick and it hates Syria too, but it don´t recognize the fail of its parent.
* Emirados Árabes Unidos - I like its airline (Emirates) and modern buildings, and we like beautful beaches.
* Uruguai - Child/cousin I had (and also Rebelious State) (remove weed). But please don't remove my language from your north.
* Áustria - My first Empress Leopoldina comes from its clay and I also have a settlement with your people called Treze Tílias.
* Reino Unido - It is the best friend of my parent. I am friend of its children. It was one of my best friends on the Empire. It is also the creator of football... thank you.
* Ucrânia - We both lost 7-1 in football. Btw, our people love playing at FC Shakhtar Donetsk. I have some of his descendants in my clay, especially in Paraná
* Nações Unidas - Eu is of one of founder states of it and I have a considerable participation in diplomatic and peace missions. Eu with Germanyball, Japanball and Indiaball we together want a permanent chair in the security consul.
* Vaticana - Long live the Pope despite he is of Argentinian!
* PUTA DO CARALHO - Filho de EUA, WHY YUO STEAL MY FLAG, ALSO WHY YUO CLAIM YUOR COFFEE IS BEST, MEU COFFEE STRONK DIE STARBUCKS ALSO REMOVE BOEING, EMBRAER BETTER!! or else......... but about 8000 Brazilians live in your clay, so we're fine.
==Neutra/Neutro (Neutral)==
* Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva - It's complicated, because he is in of the corrupt Worker's Party, but he also hates Bozo, which is the reason why I will put you here.
* Azerbaijão - Sibling of Turkey BUT YOU NEED TO STOP BULLYING ARMENIA FOR NARGONO-KARABAKH! or else.........
 
* Peru - Good neighbour. It can into Amazonas as well, and I'm its only neighbour that didn't have a war with it. We both build the Transoceanic highway to improve trade. BUT IT ELIMINTAED ME FROM COPA AMERICA IN 2016! YOU USED HAND TO SCORE! FILHO DA PUTA!! It recently elected a new president. Lately we're not talking much, it's still irritated because of some problems that at first were mine but which I ended up involving it. Please forget the corruption scandals I created plox.
* Alemanha - I have many descendants of Germans living in the states of Rio Grande do Sulball, Santa Catarinaball and Paranáball (especially Espírito Santoball). And I love Oktoberfest, it is one of my best trade partners. Gib car (Volkswagen, Audi and BMW) and attend parties plox!
* Israel 
Sião
 - You gotta stop killing people in your crossfire and supporting this douche. Maybe this is of diplomatic understandings but I will of cut ties with yuo if yuo don't try to be less careful with yuor rockets.
** : That's not my fault! If would let in its clay then no ‘genocide' would be complained of!
* Coréia do Norte - We have a trade agreement, I import some products from you, we have an embassy and we are not direct enemies. BUT REMIMBER THAT YOUR MISSLES NOT EXPLODES HERE IN SOUTH AMERICA!!
==Inimigas/Inimigos (Enemies)==
* Alemanha Nazista & Reino da Itália - I'VE DEFEATED YUO BOTH IN WORLD WAR II! WHY DID YOU BOTH SINK MY SHIPS AGAIN? AND YUO NEVER FORGET MONTE CASTELO, MONTESE, FORNOVO DI TARO AND COLLECCHIO! REMOVE NAZISM AND REMOVE FASCISM!
*January 8, 2023 rioters - THESE M'F***ING RIOTERS ATTACKED MY CONGRESS AND SUPREME COURT'S CLAY AFTER BOLSONARO LOST THE 2022 ELECTION!
* FARC - 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!! F#CK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME, AND MY COUSIN COLOMBIABALL! GET THE FUCK OFF FROM THE AMERICAS, YOUR STUPID COMMIE! REMOVE COMMIE! REMOVE TERRORISM! Or you're going to Brazil! Huehuehue! 
* Império Alemão - FUKK YOU!!! WHY YOU SINK MY SHIP??
* Kosovo - VOLTA PARA SÉRVIA, SEU FILHA DA PUTA! ME ESCUTATSE? TU ES DA SÉRVIIIIAAAAAAAAA! JHDHGEWDUKYWDIYEWAEIYEAHYIWWEYDWGFAEYFEYDEHIERUHEHRRTUTREIUIERIEUUHJHMFUHRFUIRUEURFUYRFUIRF. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
* Nordeste and Sul - NADA DE SEU MADRUGA, NADA DE PAPI, NADA DE PROFESSOR, E NADA DE INDEPEDÊNCIA FOR YOU TWO!
* União Soviética - DIE IN HELL WITH YOUR DAMN KGB! REMOVE COMMIE!
* Venezuela -MADURO'S VICTORY WAS ILEGÍTIMA E FARSANTE!
* República Holandesa - Invader! Get away from Nordeste!
*🔥 AMAZON RAINFOREST FIRE 🔥 - OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN ON FIRE FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS NOW PLEASE RAIN ON ME I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE WHY DID NO ONE KNOW ABOUT THIS AT THE START?!? AUGUST 2019 = WORST MONTH OF THIS YEAR!!! REMOVE FIRE!! ALSO REMOVE MACRON FOR INSULTING ME!
* Joe Biden - You are the worst president of EUA, you are similar to Macron, so stay away from Amazon! Or Else... YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!! 
* Elon Musk - STOP ALLOWING HATE SPEECH AND THE SPREAD OF MISINFORMATION ON THAT SITE YUO BOUGHT! I'M BANNING YOUR AWFUL SITE!