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SKRILLEX.exe.mp3.mid

I was browsing the web when I encountered this totally not suspicious site which I'll not reveal.
I clicked on the site, and I saw loads of download links for so-called "High-quality MIDIs."
I happen to like Skrillex, so I search for a MIDI of that.
Sure enough, I find a MIDI named SKRILLEX.exe.mp3.mid, and I download it.
Immediately my computer's wallpaper is changed into a picture of Skrillex with blood and guts in the background.
I freak out, and correctly think this is a virus, but by being the idiot I am, guising it as curiosity, I open the file.
Immediately my headphones go as loud as they can, and I immediately took them off. It was all of Skrillex's songs playing at the same time in MIDI form.
The wallpaper changed to skrillex with a maniacal smile and a bloody knife with him being covered in blood and gut and with more blood and guts in the background.
Then the filename changed to SKRILLEX.666 and I freaked out even more.
What I should of done is pulled the power if I'm on a desktop, or remove the battery if I'm in a laptop, but I have an IQ of 0, so I can't do that.
Then my screen turned to black, and it showed disturbing hyper realistic images that I cannot explain in words.
Then the screen turned to black, and the letters "YOU'RE NEXT" appeared in Comic Sans in a Blood Red font.
I smashed my PC to pieces., and suddently Skrillex appeared with that same blody knife and maniacal smile.
I ran to my room, but he magically teleported to where I was.
Suddently, I heard Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites, and when the drop came, he disappeared, and I had the sudden urge to flop arould like I'm having a seizure.
I flopped around until I fell unconscious, and then I lived happily ever after.
Except that in 3 seconds you'll be spooked by the Skrillex if you dont share this story around to bookface, and twotter.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:File Extensions
Category:Music
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Shortpasta
SLENDERMAN'S ORIGIN STORY

SLENDERMAN WAS A BUSINESSMAN WHO WAS SHUNNED FROM WORK FOR BEING TOO TALL BECAUSE HIS HEAD KEPT HITTING THE DOORWAYS AND THEY KEPT NEEDING TO BE FIXED AND THE INSURANCE RATE WAS GOING UP SO HE DRANK MILK TO COPE AND HIS ENTIRE BODY TURNED WHITE AND NOW HE WALKS A LONELY ROAD
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:English Class Failure
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Shortpasta
Category:One sentence
SM64 Binley Mega Chippy Copy

So one time in 1998 I was at Binley Mega Chippy airdropping people pictures of Peppino Spaghetti with Mike Wazowski's face (As you do), when I saw a sign advertising a "Binley Mini Meal". It was the very first Binley Mini Meal ever produced. They were doing an N64 promotion and you could get one of 15 different toys based on N64 games. They were just about to open so I waited for them to open and got the very first one. To my surprise, the box said "Congrats on get the very first Binley Mini Meal!". The box was bigger than advertised on the sign, and had an exclusive toy, and an N64 cartridge titled "Super Mario 64 Binley Mega Chippy Expanded Version". I went back home and started to play the game. It started up as normal but instead of Mario saying "It'sa me, Mario!", he said Binley Mega Chippy's iconic catchphrase "It's Binley'n Time!". After I started a file, it seemed pretty normal, but Demnard was already unlocked. Normally to unlock Demnard, you'd need to flip the controller upside-down during the Wiggler boss, then press L+Z+C^ to do the Toosie Slide move and free him from Wiggler's asshole. I went into Bob-omb Battlefield and saw a green Bob-omb. When I talked to him, he said "Take it back now y'all!" He then threw Mario into the air at a speed on 4829383939293828*9. While Mario was flying through the air, I accidentally touched the heart before the boss and the game crashed. When I reloaded the game, my save was gone. I was so sad and break the cartridge, but then I calmed down and started playing again. Attempt 2 went a lot better. I beat King Bob-omb by shoving a Goomba up his ass, then went into Whomp's Fortress, I went over to the elevator but before I could jump on it, Mario pulled me into the TV and said "I'm getting tired. Can you handle it for me?" With no way back, I head up to King Whomp who then said "It's Whomp'n Time!" and Whomp'd all over me. I am now dead.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
SMG4: Meggy's Deathbed

Hey guys I'm Stephan and I'm a huge SMG4 fan. Ever since the first video I watched (Who let the chomp out), I've been hooked, But on March 29, 2023, I was scrolling though YouTube when I saw a video titled "SMG4: Meggy's Deathbed".
I then clicked on the video after seeing the low quality thumbnail of Meggy crying in a hospital bed while Mario and SMG4 were in disbelief, Being VERY Curious.
It started with the date 9/25/19, Which was most likely the day the video was made. It then showed a message from Glitch Productions saying to click off the video if you see it.
It starts with Meggy practicing for the splat fest. (this was before Meggy's Destiny) After a few hours, she exits Inkopolis and Mario accidently runs over Meggy with his car. It cuts to black with an unclear vision of Mario crying in her point of view as SMG4 sees her and says, "Dear God Meggy!!!!" SMG4 shouted as he saw Meggy's bloody corpse.
It cuts to the emergency hospital where Meggy is whimpering in a hospital bed and she coughed realistically and started crying while realistic tears. Mario comes to Meggy before she was about to die slowly he says, "Meggy pls don't die on me, I'm the only thing for you!"
As Mario says that to Meggy, She says, "Don't worry Mario I'm sure... that... I... g_ gonna" She blacked out and soon became an Angel about to go to Heaven. It cuts to Mario, breaking down as his eyes start to get worse.
Before Meggy arrives in Heaven, A skeleton arm pulls her in into Hell! Meggy gets up and sees... oh god it was the Grimm Reaper! He says in a demonic voice, "You won't live any longer Meggy!" Meggy says, "I will live on, until there's nothing left to do!" Meggy starts to fight with Grimm Reaper.
1 Day Later, SMG3 finds Mario dead. He committed S****de by hanging himself due to being depressed about Meggy's passing. The Grimm Reaper scratches Meggy with his scythe. Meggy's Soul was obliterated in the process.
Mario, Now an Angel starts to cry realistically as Francis comes towards Mario saying "yOuR NeXt!!" The Grimm Reaper comes close to Mario he destroys Mario's Soul with his Scythe before it cuts to black and the sound of an agonizing scream is heard. It then cuts to a loud static.
Afterwards I checked the SMG4 Channel to see what was happening, However the SMG4: Meggy's Deathbed video, was gone...
==Gallery==
Recordedwithmobizen.png|The thumbnail
MeggyGoesToHellDotEXE.png|The scene where Meggy dies.
TheVoidIsComing.png|Meggy getting close to heaven.
YouWillSayIt.png|Meggy, Now Soulless in Mario's Hand's.
Crudelyeditedmario.png|Francis tells Mario "yOuR nExT!!"
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Beings
Category:Suicide
Category:Skeletons
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
SMILE.pny

The following took place at my house on October 13, 2011
Friday the 13th.
One dark night at 12:00 AM, I got bored and decided to go on my computer. I started it up, and that's when things got creepy.
The Windows logo was dark red and distorted and it said ... under it in red letters. I was horrified. Then, it went straight to my desktop. "That's strange", I thought. "Maybe my computer has a virus." I checked my hard drive. Everything was erased. Everything except one file: SMILE.pny. I hesitantly clicked on it.
It was a video. It was just 52 seconds long. The first 3 seconds of the video was just pitch black, but then I saw a pony. A grey pony with spiky hair the color of blood. Her left ear was torn off completely. She had no eyes and her eye sockets were bleeding. Her legs were covered in scratches. Her stomach was torn open and acid was spilling out of it. Along with blood and guts. I got even more terrified when she slowly turned her head to face me. She had a smile stretched all the way to her ears. Her teeth were jagged, sharp, and bloody. When she opened her mouth, all that came out was a loud, static sound, but she mouthed the word: SMILE. I tried to x the video out, but it wouldn't let me. The pony opened her mouth once again, but the static sound didn't come out. instead, she said in a demonic whisper, SMILE FOR ME NOW. The video shut off by itself. Horrified, I tried to turn the computer off, but an error message popped up. It said "I cannot let you turn off this computer". I started sobbing, but curiosity got the best of me. The error message went off. then I heard something. Like somebody singing. Or somepony singing. It was the same demonic whisper when that pony said SMILE FOR ME NOW. It was in the tune of Hush Now, Quiet Now.
Hush now, smile now, your life is now behind you
Hush now, smile now, I know that I will find you
"Phew, at least that's over," I said nervously.
But then, It started another verse.
Hush now, smile now, I know where you live now
Hush now quiet now, now I'm going to find you
Yep. So that's it.
You know what they say, curiosity killed that cat,
'or should I say, curiosity killed' me.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
SML Movie: Bowser Junior’s Final Breath

Jun 4th, 2019:
I Thought There Was Going To Be A New SML Video About Mr. Goodman Making Mario Play His House Payment, But This Video Was Way Different. It Was So Terrifying, I Couldn't Sleep For Weeks. The Thumbnail Showed Chef Pee Pee Yelling At Junior, With Junior In A Corner Crying. The Description Simply Said This:
"Bowser Junior Makes Chef Pee Pee Really Mad!"
That Was Kinda Weird, But I Clicked The Video Anyway And It Started.
The Video Started With Chef Pee Pee Making Tacos, When Junior Came Into The Room. He Asked Chef Pee Pee If He Could Make Dinner For Him, And Chef Pee Pee Agreed Because He Could Finally Get A Break. Junior Put On A Chef's Hat And Began To Cook. He Accidentally Left The Oven On While He Was Playing With His Toys, And Burned The Tacos. Chef Pee Pee Came Into The Room, And Noticed The Burned Tacos. Junior Thought Chef Pee Pee Was Going To Go Apeshit On Him, But He Just Stood There Frozen. Junior Snapped His Fingers, And Chef Pee Pee Immediately Snapped Out Of His Frozen State, But His Eyes Were Glowing Red.
Junior: "Chef... Chef Pee Pee?"
Chef Pee Pee Suddenly Grabbed Junior By The Neck And Began To Strangle Him.
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BURNING MY TACOS!!!" He Shouted.
Junior Tried To Breathe, But He Couldn't. Chef Pee Pee Then Threw Junior Into The Oven, And Turned It On. Junior Was Screaming At The Top Of His Lungs, I Needed To Pause The Video. "What The Hell Is This?" I Said To Myself. Junior Began To Melt, And Realistic Blood Came Out Of His Plush. Junior's Screaming Stopped, And All That Was Left Was Junior's Charcoaled, Blood Stained Remains. His Eyes Were Replaced With White X's. Chef Pee Pee Grabbed An Empty Taco Shell And Put Junior's Remains Inside It. He Added Salsa And Cheese As Well.
Chef Pee Pee: "Bowser! Dinner's Ready!"
Bowser: "This Better Be Good Chef Pee Pee!"
Bowser Ate The Taco, And What Happened Next Was Super Creepy.
Bowser: "This Is The Best Taco Ever! I'm Surprised Your Cooking Has Improved!"
Chef Pee Pee: "Thanks Bowser!"
Bowser Took The Taco And Left, And Chef Pee Pee Stared At The Camera For 9 Seconds Before The Video Cut To Static. The SML Question Was, "What Would You Cook Junior Into?"
After The Video Ended, I Was Horrified. What Was Logan Thinking? I Decided To Go To Sleep, And I Had A Dream Where Chef Pee Pee Brutally Mutilated My Girlfriend Maria, And His Eyes Were Replaced With Black Hollow Holes. Well, That About Wraps It Up. Now, If You See This Video, Stay The Hell Away From It.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
SML Movie: Mario's Breakup

Do You Guys Remember SML Well It Was a Kid Show From 2007-2013 But It Got Demonetized in 2015-2017 But I went to bed Before i Went To Bed I Set The Alarm to 10:00 AM So I Won't Go To Sleep Again But at 6:00 AM I Saw a New SML Video It's Called SML Movie: Mario's Breakup I Watched The Video And Mario just sitting in the couch And Jeffy Plays With His Cat Piano But The Cat Piano Noise was Weird? And Mario Telled That Jeffy wants green beans So He Went To Chef PeePee made his green beans Then My Tablet  Frozen It's a Glitch Maybe But The View count is 525 Views Maybe They Made it at 1 AM and They Were Done at 5 AM Then My Youtube crashed for no reason And I did not look at the thumbnail and I Saw a Playlist Called mario videos It only showed up Mario's Breakup but they were 35 of them and Rosalina Came To The house and mario Said What Are You Doing Here and Rosalina Said THAT'S IT I'M DONE I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU FOREVER And Mario was Crying And Jeffy Was at his room And It Showed a Black Screen With Mario spanking Jeffy and Mario was having red eyes and it scared at me And Bowser jr is playing at his playroom and joseph and cody went in the house And Bowser Jr Said So guys what we are gonna do today and Cody said Junior you said that all the time and Chef PeePee Was making Mac & Cheese For Junior, Joseph, Cody And They Eat The Mac & Cheese and Mario was killing jeffy And He killed his dog two And The Video was Deleted Already and The Chilly Vlog is Fake And When i was sleeping Mario with Red Eyes Just Starring At Me
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:YT Readings
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:Shortpasta
SMW

It was my Sister's birthday. My birthday passed and i had a gift card.  I was at Toys R Us shopping for Angry Birds things. I found a Thomas and Friends DVD on the floor. When i opened it, i saw a disc that said with bland marker "SUPER MARIO" Now i was thinking that this was awkward "How can a Mario Game be in a Thomas DVD?" So i got home, got my things out, and got the DVD out. I put the DVD in my computer. The disc sucsessfully opened on my computer. I found a Super Mario World ROM on that disc along with a text file called "3" The text file said "Do not even play this game. This Super Mario World game could harm your computer." Now i was thinking "Wait a second, isn't this MARIO all over again?" So i opened up the game in SNES9X and there was the intro. Then when i opened File 1, i saw Mario in blood red. The message box began as usual, but at the end, the begining was reversed. Then i got to Yoshi's House. Instead of it saying Yoshi's House, it said something like this:
"KILL MARIO" 
For some thing, on the mapscreen, Mario looked sort of like Greenie Mario. I went into Yoshi's House and then found a blank level with bland grass. Then i also saw the message block. It had the ghost house message. I then later went to Level 1. It had the second Message Block for some reason. Instead of the thing about holding shells, it had this message:
"YOU'LL ONLY LIVE ONCE, MARIO."
Then a swarm of Banzai Bills came running at me. I died. Then i went to Level 2.It had no enemies. When i got to the box where Yoshi was, he didn't thank me. He had a message like this:
(Wakko, Finn/Jake, Qoo (replaced with Mario if i can't get him), Wreck it Ralph vs Toro, Marge, Buster Bunny, Gumball)
I was puzzled. "Why was this on there? Isn't this a lineup for a MUGEN 4v4 Battle?" i thought. So i kept playing. When i got to the Half-Way line, an army of Spinies came at me. This was wierd. They came Raging at me. I became Small Mario. The spinies still were at me. I spinjumped, this took care of them. After a while, a P-Balloon came at me and now i was fat. I kept eating P-Balloons and i got fatter. I reached the goal line. I got a mushroom. Then i went to Level 3. I got stuck in coin hail. Then, it was my off time (1 hr). After my off time, i restarted the game. I got a bloody picture of Mario dying with the Game Over music playing in the background. The ROM got deleted and i could never play it again.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Mario
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
SMWCentral.net

Everybody, please pay attention to me. This is extremely important.
You're probably not going to believe this, but when I was 3 years old, I was an intern at SMWCentral as a hack moderator, back when the site was first launched in 2005. I got to play hacks before they were released.
One day though, I saw that there was a hack in the "to be moderated hacks" section called "Super Blood World". I thought it was just a glitch, seeing as the site had just launched. I downloaded it, and patched it onto a clean Super Mario World ROM.
When I played it, it was extremely scary from the beginning. When I got onto the title screen, it was Mario bleeding out of his eyes with hyper-realistic blood. It was so scary. I was scarred for life.
After this, the hack started spamming the forums with messages telling people to kill themselves, along with a link to the hack itself, which eventually got my account permanently banned.
I lost the IPS, as my computer decided to fellate my mother, which killed the hard drive, and all the evidence. But just a warning; if you ever get sent a file called "Super Blood World.ips", don't patch it. You will get killed to death (but I was lucky).
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Satire
Category:Shortpasta
SNIC 666 DEVIL

One day i went to vinnys shop. he sells video games. so i thought that i can buy my favorite game. sonic 2. which is a real game. i loved it. but i threw it away in trash, so now i dont have it anymore. but i went to vinny s shp an bhought it he asnwerd and shed; ithid geam is hunted. here you go it s free, I thin khe said it was a giclth happns all the tim. so the cart had b,lood on it so it was weird but its a bug. so i put it in my pc and played it. it was werd becasue there was blood. it started wiht a weird... sega screen. but instead it said evil and made a satan noise. so i started it and sonic was bleeding blood. and tails wasnt there. he just wasnt.
sonic had blood on his hands. it was werd. but i played it anyways. the points were kills. the rings were blood. it was oddd. Tails was a torsa that sonic crarrried. it was sad. i creid.i felt sad. THE GAME TURNED balck for some reason. for 33 seconds; there was a face that was weird. the face moved out the genisis and killed my dog. i camed and killed the face.
i was scared for life. i will never trust vinny angain.
maybe hes satin.
==The Aftermath==
When i ruthernd the game satan cme outt he cartridge and said scary things like 666.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Sonic
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
SNOWBALL666

It was Friday fiinally. I am walkeing home from school. The school bully, Phineas yells at me and steals my lunch money again. I run home to avoid Him. I go home and my family Is bussy. I log onto Club Penguin to play because It is my favorite game it is Very fun!!! In the servers list it shows the usual servers like Avalanche, Blizzard, Snowball, etc... but a New server popped up called SNOWBALL in capitals. No not like Snowball this server was a second "Snowball" BUT IN CAPITALS!!!!! I decide to join it because it look's like it is full of penguin's to meet. The server looks like your normal server and there are lot's of penguins dancing everywhere. I go to the pizza place and their are two guy's fighting over who is the boss. When suddenly a penguin named SNOWBALL666 comes waddling out of the kitchen with A KNIFE. He looks like a normal black and white pengun but his eyes are red and bloodshit and he has blood on him. He throws snowball's and kills both of the fighting penguin's and it shows them falling over in a puddle of BLODD!!!!!! It was very scary!!!
"WHOSE NEXT?!" He types in chat. He teleports behind a girl penguin and snaps her neck killing her. Then he stab's a puffle on his knife and it dies and its eyes bleed blod and its very scray and then it dies.
I leaf the pizza place and now all the penguins' that were there before are now all lyiing on the ground DEAD!!! In pools of blood and red blooodshot eyes. Suddenly SNOWBALL666 teleport's behind me.
"YOU CAN'T RUN BTCIH! FUCK YOU!!!" He says and then he kills my penguin and my penguin is in a puddle of blood nad dead. I am scared but mabe the game got hacked so I might play again tomorrow so I watch sponeg bob. The next day I go back to club penguin and try to log in but it says "You can't log in beacuse your pengyuin has died"
Sudenely my computer gets a poop up virus with SNOWBALL666 and text in a red scary font sayng "YOUR NEXT" and my computer suddenly overheats and explodes. "FUCKIG SHIT!" I yell as I run into my bedroom. My ninja turtle acition figures come alive and start doing a Satin Ritual.
"YOUR NEXT YOUR NEXT" The turtle's chant as they surround me ina pentegram in blood. Then SNOWBALL666 appears in my room holding the dead head of my school bully Phines. He then snap's my neck and I died. the end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Vidya games
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Im died
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
SOG: The End of the Stream

So I was watching the 7-day charity stream on SomeOrdinaryGamers channel, he and his friends were playing Lazerbeam Jesus: The Game, when all of the sudden the chat became filled with Funnymouth emoticons. Everywhere. Even the moderators were doing it. And then Mutahar came back and his face was replaced with a piece of paper with Funnymouth drawn on it, and then all of the statues came to life and the penises rained from the sky, all of the mouths were filled as Funnymouth became the end of the stream, all of a sudden, my penis was covered in the Kappa face, I screamed as Mutahar came out from my computer like that one bitch from the ring, and he whipped out his keyboard penis, he proceded to type the word Shrek over and over as slenderman appeared and penised the ass of my laptop, making it explodddwdeddeff
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Shortpasta