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Black helicopter

Black Helicopter was a larger-than-life personality from the mid-2410's. Black Helicopter was an internet personality, game, talk show host, inventor of the time machine, had the ability to fly, and was a raging racist. His antics would get him into so much trouble with the likes of Wiley Coyote, Bugs Bunny, and Daffy Duck. After the October massacre known only as "Spooky's eve", Black Helicopter began taking his medication again and was able to finally defeat his arch-nemesis: Dementia.
==Early Life==
The Black Helicopter had a lonely childhood, with only a few Ospreys as friends. When the young chopper was able to join a school, he did splendidly, becoming captain of the swim team by 5th grade. (It is worth mentioning that the Black Helicopter eventually became fearful of the water, as he had been bullied while in the pool.)
The Black Helicopter then graduated into high school, where he truly would have taken flight, had it not been for the draft.
===Military Career===
The Black Helicopter was present for the battle of New Orleans, the raid on Area 51, the Raid of the Vatican, and many other bloody war efforts. After getting wounded in an amphibious assault on the ear canal of the square root of Jack Rabbit's coyote, the Black Helicopter was awarded a Purple Heart and nominated for the Medal of Honor for his efforts. However, not everyone saw the Black Helicopter as a hero, including the numerous ducks that were caught in his crosshairs from time to time. Upon his return to domestic soil, the Black Helicopter became the main target of many cults and hate groups, as they apparently thought that the Black Helicopter was the most important issue, despite the fact that most of these groups were still slave-owning racists.
==Life after the war==
After being discharged from the Savage Commandos, an elite black-ops unit sent deep in the Peruvian jungles, Black Helicopter began to use his Native American heritage to help the needy, you know, morons. He became the first and only positive Native American role model EVER, mainly because of his inability to get drunk. This power came in handy when he was tortured via an alcoholic waterboard.
==Death==
The untimely death of Black Helicopter can be seen as tragic, but he went out doing what he loved: himself. That is right, he died while in the middle of a session of playing the skin flute. Wax on, wack off. Bop the bologna. You get it.
Category:Vehicles
Category: Flying machines
Black market

Black Market is your one stop shopping place for everything you always wanted, but thought was illegal.
Located at 3rd and Washington near the fairground, Black Market provides you with the tri-state area's largest inventory of exotic furs, ivory, discount medication, narcotics, ragpaste, lemons (for lemonade), and jewelry. In addition, Black Market offers a wide variety of cars, weaponry, and sex slaves for any occasion!
Also, 99% of most black markets are usually stocked with watermelon, fried chicken, Kool-Aid, collard greens, and cheap dirt weed from Mexico.
== History ==
 
Founded in 1913 by J. Michael Black, Black Market has been the area's most trusted name when it comes to the products that you need the most. From the very beginning, we have been driven by a vision. That vision is that everyone, regardless of background, ideals, or social and military alliances, should be able to obtain what they need when they need it. But it wasn't until after the Civil Rights Movement began that the Black Market gained in popularity. In the late 1960s, rednecks everywhere began to realize that the Black Market wasn't just for black people and the desegregation of the Market began. J Michael Black, who was himself inadvertently sold in his own Market in the late 1950s, at last began to see his dream coming true.
== Current Specials ==
Right now, Black Market features the following items at special discounted prices:
* Elephant Tusks (100% Ivory!)
* AK-47s
* Hairy Man Balls
* Heroin
* Pre-Mixed Lemonade
* Pants Vaporizer
* Xbox 360
* Weapons that should exist but don't
* 1987 Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up" on DVD
* Various cars imported from Russia that run on nuclear waste
* Black Slaves
Category:RetailMarket, Black
Category:Illegal
Category:Awesome Things
Black operations

A black operation (or black op) is the opposite of a white operation (or white op).
Black operations are military operations in which armed soldiers bring chaos and destruction to peace full communities and then blame it on some one else. A white operation on the other hand are a operation where unarmed civilians bring peace and collect money to less fortunate and take credit for the operation. Black is a color and operation is a game where you take body parts from a middle age man and if you are to clumsy the game says "Beeeep!" and you have to restart. People often get awards and medals from white operations but no one have ever received a award for a black op. "Knowing that you made the world a more terrible place is a award in it self" states a anonymous black op veteran named Daniel Brown.
The soldiers preforming black ops are often bad ass biker marine kind of people while the people preforming in white ops are lame hippies.
==The first black op==
The first black operation took place in soviet Russia. Dr. Dmitri Blaschlaskovich trained his pet monkey to break into the local biscuit (or cookie for all you American people who have a hard time with Real English) factory. The monkey was arrested before Dmitri got a chance to learn his pig to break into a coffee factory. Dmitri said that the monkey did it on own initiative. "He has just been trouble since he was born" said Dmitri in the court. Dmitri did however lose custody over his pig, cat and elephant.
==Who to blame?==
Black ops are in the press commonly known as terrorist attacks since terrorists gladly take credit for destroying things they had nothing to do with. It is also very easy to blame children since no one believe what they say, and it is very common that black ops are blamed on Alzheimer's disease victims for obvious reasons.
==How to recognize a black op and how to stop/assist it==
Here I will show you the basics in how to stop/assist it.
Black operation soldiers are ALWAYS dressed in black ONLY and wear black helmets (Not bicycle helmets). It is extremely important that you double check if they wear helmets since if they are not it is probably your local emo group. If you are 100% sure that they wear helmets (not 99% or 98% and absolutely not 50%) you have 2 decisions.
* 1. Contact your local white op organization. They will gladly take a break from collecting money or cleaning up the streets to save the orphanage the black ops are going to destroy. or
* 2. If you want to help the black ops you should start a massacre to draw all attention away from the orphanage (WARNING! Uncyclopedia and the author of this article does not encourage you to start killing people)
Category:Government
Category:Top Secret
Black power (gang)

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The Black Power are a New Zealand gang that believe that they are black and have power. At first some of them may appear black but they are really outcast kiwis angry at a third world social system that disallows their favourite sport being little boy fiddlers.
Apart from the aforementioned group, "Black Power" is also a human rights activist group that can, on average, produce upto 1000 watts per hour. 85 per cent of the United States' production of power is generated from the black stuff, which is less than the 100 per cent of everything that was produced by black power until the abolition of forced black power sometime in the nineteenth century.
== The Beginning ==
Black Power was formed by angry semi black outcasts angry at Britain because they did not realize muskets and blankets were not worth their country after they signed their deal to sell it over. It is believed that many of their members were and are gay and were predominantly Maori. In reality, Black Power members simply take 24 hours longer in a tanning bath than we do, hence their appearance is black.
== Black Power Today ==
Started in Glen innes as a product of early maori urbanism, Black power formed together as a result of frustration of not being taught how to handle the new way and culture of life in the fast paced "city" compared to the slow subsistence lifestyle they lived in their iwi and in some cases pacific island. The gang has since evolved and now traffic drugs fire arms and other illegal substances working in conjunction with other New Zealand gangs also from Glen innes (The Head hunters) who were origanally enemmies but now friends via the dollar. Most of these gangs have Rugby League teams in the senior As auckland rugby league competition and have since become more business based. you do see the stupid old lady hand bag greabbing thug but things have changed.
== Accomodation ==
Black Power like to buy up property in your local neighbourhood and call these Pads. Within this pad they will get discombobulated and block the odd passerby being teens and the children in the area caught alone while also providing a 24 hour source of drug supply.
== Transport ==
Using the various 10, 20, and 50 cent coins that the Black Power members find under sofa pillows and the seats of other peoples vehicles they are, once a year, able to buy cheap cars of their own with a healthy ratio of 1 car to 50 members. This ownership traditionally lasts a week at the most, depending on the time it takes the collective owners to figure out that they can't rape it, intimidate it or afford to fill it with petrol.
Category:Organizations
Category:Black
Category:Gangs
Category:New Zealand society
Black sheep

==Baa, baa black sheep...==
Hey, hey who you callin' black?
==Have you any wool?==
Are you being prejudice bro? You can take your nigger sheep and shove them right up your ass! Why can't it be a cracker-ass sheep? Or a beaner sheep. Motherfuckin' oriental sheep. You know what I'm saying? I want peace and unity! I want a multicultural sheep. You hear me, my man? A straight up mutt sheep.
==Okay. Baa baa multicultural sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir...==
That's sexist! You just said, "yes sir, yes sir" assuming it's all dudes and stuff. If you don't mind, I prefer to be referred to in a non-genitalia defining way. How about yes sir or madam, although I suppose that doesn't really rhyme...
==Fine. Whatever. Baa, baa multicultural sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir or madam, 3 bags full.==
Sorry, but 'bags' is not a proper quantitative value. You should replace it with the term kilograms. It has a nice, global sound.
==Moving on. One for the master, one for the dame and one for the...==
Ahem! What about equal rights!?! Why does the master and dame bag two thirds of the stuff? What about the workers? Hey, what about the sheep? They should get paid for their wool! Fair trade, like this is after the emancipation proclamation and shit!
==Jesus Christ already! Baa, baa multicultural sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir or madam, 3 kilograms full. A portion for the workers, fair trade for the sheep, and some for the little boy who...==
Are you mocking dwarfism? It's not fair to make fun of someone for-
==Blah, blah multicultural sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir or madam, 3 kilograms full. A portion for the workers, fair trade for the sheep, and some for the average-sized child who lives down...==
Um, excuse me-
==SHUT UP! YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH YOU CROTCHLESS HUMOURLESS SON OF A SOCK-MONKEY BITCH!==
It's just tha-
==I have had it with political correctness! ARGGGGGHH!! It's A STUPID CHILDREN'S RHYME for heaven's sake!!!==
Bu-
==OH, GO SHOVEL SAND UP YOUR PUSSY, YA [incredibly long string of profanities]!! I'M OUTTA HERE!==
...
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It's spelled "you" and "out of".
==See also==
*Sheep
*Racism
Category:Idioms
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Blackadder

Blackadder is someone who writes Uncyclopedia articles using his smartphone, for the sole purpose of adding some more black color to the world. As most of the articles begin with a word in bold, adding a new article makes sure that the site becomes a little blacker. A huge Venom fan, Blackadder tends to feel more comfortable in a less-white surrounding. 
So, am I really supposed to continue this without any Baldrick around? Are you fucking serious?
Oh well, I guess I'll just keep rambling until I hear a hint of a cunning plan marching this way.
==Punning clan==
As mentioned before, Blackadder considers himself a part of the black metal clan -- a group of people who enjoy the finer things in life, such as filthy cradles and anaal nut sacks.
Anaal nut sack.
It's a pun! It's a bloody pun regarding the black metal band Anaal Nathrach! And a punning clan is a hint of a cunning plan! Where the fuck is Baldrick???
I need Baldrick to help me editing with this bloody smartphone! Each time I need to turn a word into a link, I must scroll up to the little bar with the tiny chain button in it. It's so Goddamn annoying! Where the hell is Baldrick when you need him?!
==Wait a minute...==
I've already mentioned Baldrick's name before in bold... so he will start to exist if only I could turn this article... into a Baldrick article! Blackadder, you're a genius! Right. All I have to do is make this an article about Baldrick. How do I do that? I got it.
==Once upon a time there was a little article named Baldrick. The end.==
Category:People who own time machinesCategory:Articles about a person written in the style of that personCategory:History of the United KingdomCategory:BBC ProgrammesCategory:AardvarkCategory:SnakesCategory:Black metal
Blackbird

The blackbird (Turdus merula) is a small avian model of robot used mainly for purposes of espionage. It was manufactured in Thailand in the mid 1960s for the Russian embassy, which hoped to distribute them throughout Western Europe and the Middle East. The eyes of a blackbird are in fact miniature cameras which relay information to bunkers hidden deep beneath the Earth's outer layer of petrol stations.
 These signals consist of a rapid series of fluty notes, with phrases lasting around two seconds with 5 second pauses in between.
These signals sound like no more than innocent twittering to our ears, but to the trained hearing of Soviet "Ave-Crackers" and sophisticated computer technology, the "song" can be decoded to reveal the positions of nearby security vehicles, the prime minister of the given country, weapons, and baguettes.
Occasionally, one might come across a Blackbird whose batteries have run out. A quick check on the sole of the left foot will reveal its serial number and the date it was manufactured on. 
Unscrewing the head will allow one to gain access to the recording tapes and mechanisms in the robot's belly. Be careful not to let the tape run to the end, as the bird is packed full of explosives which cause it to self destruct if dismantled for too long.
The blast was once likened by naturalist Robert Frost to "a ten mega-ton explosion emanating from a small dead bird."
==Blackbirds in history==
*Evidence from nursery rhymes suggests that one of the earliest uses of blackbirds was for purposes of a coup d'etat against a currently anonymous Medieval king.
*Recently Paul McCartney has written a song about blackbirds. It was believed that he was under watch of one at all times up until his death.
*Jim Crow was a crow which is a black bird that is very similar to a blackbird.
*Ravens are also black birds similar to blackbirds, and we all know how important they have been to history.
==Black Birds in War==
Black Birds were used during the World war 3 as spies for the German Empire to find out what Yogi Bear was doing with their picnic baskets. Well apparentally he was using the picnic baskets to destroy Yogi Bear. Germany was later seen at the malt shop
Category:Birds
Category:Robots
Blah!

Blah! was the famous last words uttered by Blah Blah shortly before Blah Blah's death in 1812 from a weak blah condition.
==Grammatical Usage of Blah!==
Blah! can be used either as a verb or a noun, just like blah. Examples: "I Blah!", "he decided to Blah!", "it did Blah!", "we done Blah! already, Ma!", "I mone Blah!", and "Blah! fo schizzle, yo!" It can also be used as a word to moiuiooiuoiuoiake friends, such as "blahblahblah" would get you iojijoij'oilthree inanimate friends and "blah" would get you one. Not to mention the fact that Blah! is related to cheeseburger. Another common use of the word blah is in the total reconstruction of sentences here is an example. "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" this was a reconstruction of the sentence "I am so damn bored. i feel like I'm going to kill myself. AHHHHH!. I have an idea! I'll go play COD 4". An example is blah, blah, blah. This word is most often used by presidents and teachers.
==Possible reasons for original Blah!==
Many Blahs have speculated that the reason for Blah Blah to Blah! shortly before death was the sudden realization that Blah Blah would no longer be able to keep Blah blah from fighting with Blah, and that they would no doubt kill each other, bringing an end to the Blah Family line. This line of reasoning states that "Blah!" was meant to mean "Alas! Blah blah shall blah Blah and Blah shall blah Blah blah without I, Blah Blah to blah Blah and Blah blah!"
Also, some conspiracy theorist blahs speculate it had something to do with George W. Blah's War on Terra.
==The Mad Blah==
There is a super villain named Blah! sneaking around the house.It has said to be Al Gore,trying to get into office,but nothing is confirmed.Here is a message from the so called Blah!
Hello Blah!If you do not give me twenty seven million Blah's! in six Blah's!,I will blow the holy Blah!out of you Blahahahahahahahaha!Blahhaha!Blahhahoooooooo!Bl,and then the ah!Oh my God this is so freakin' funny Blah!
Blah! So thats what he says does he. Up yours blah villain. I think that he is dissing the common uses of blah as a word. Let us join together and use the of blah against him. Oh yes.
Not to mention the grues who BLAH!
 
==Famous Blahers==
Most famous for blahing is an English girl who has migrated to Australia. Her name is Blahde Blahe. She is the most famous "blaher" because she talks unbelievably fast when sober, when drunk or overly excited. As a result all that she seems to say is "blah blah blah.... hahahha.... blah blah blah, init?". Other famous blahers are Hitler, Martin luther king jr. George Bush, Obi-wan Kenobi, and all of the adults in peanuts.
==Also See==
*Blah
*Bleh
*Teh blahmovie
*HowTo:Converse in Blah
Category:Words
Category:Random
Blighty

Blighty is a small island off the coast of Scotland.
==Discovery and Exploration==
Blighty was discovered by St. Columbo during the dark ages and quickly annexed by both Scotland and Ireland. With the island situated exactly between these two larger and more interesting places, Blighty soon became the subject of a long and bitter struggle over its stunning natural beauty. 
===The Stunning Natural Beauty of Blighty===
Blighty is a mostly circular island with two large volcanic lakes as well as the world's largest ox-bow lake. Together these two natural and stunningly beautiful features form the famous and stunningly beautiful Face of Ox-Bow that brings literally tens of tourists to the island every year.
==The Blighty Giants==
Another dozen or so tourists flock to see the famous Blighty Giants, the calcified remains of the race of giants that stalked the British Isles before the time of man. Very few of these giants left any remains, making the archeological significance of the island significant.
Initially the remains were believed merely to be over-large sculptures constructed by a population with nothing much to do with itself, but further study in the twentieth century managed to pin down the origins of the giants to prove that they were in fact the remains of giants. The misunderstanding may be amusing to some, but it is important to remember that the people of earlier times did not yet have a modern understanding of the ways in which giants shaped the geography of the British Isles.
==White Cliffs==
Only 8% of the population are from ethnic minorities, the remaining 92% are all of Caucasian decent, and quite bizarrely, are all called Cliff. Go figure!
Some have speculated that the popularity of the name relates to a local belief that St. Columbo was accompanied on his journey of discovery by St Cliff Richard who - according to legend - remained on the island to tame its snakes and remove the tails from their domesticated animals in case these provided wild snakes with a means of camoflaging themselves.
==War==
Inevitably, possession of these wonderous things was soon a goal for anyone who could lay the slightest claim to the island. With annual tourist revenues of almost £3000, Blighty would be a huge economic boost to whichever nation could legally tax its people. In 1957 a small war broke out over the island between Ireland, the United Kingdom, Norway and Glaswegia. Carpets were bombed and artilleries were shelled, damaging several of the dead giants and roughly half the living Cliffs.
==Peace==
Peace broke out suddenly in 1959, much to the chagrin of the warring nations. Blighty declared independence and then ceded itself to the United Kingdom to take advantage of a number of a tax loop-hole. 
Category:British slang
Category:United KingdomCategory:Islands