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Turn Around

There I was...at work, alone. I work alone most nights after the rush ends. My driver leaves at nine, along with my helper. From 9 to 10 I generally clean up and take the last few orders.
Did I mention I work at a pizza store? The work is okay from day to day. I enjoy it, so long as those customers don't tick me off.
Any way, last night I was working alone, probably sweeping or mopping or something. We hadn't had an order in a while. "Slow night" I thought to myself. My phone rings. It's from Bill, my driver. I thought it was strange, because he went home already, but I read it any way..
"Hey, don't ask me how I know, but turn around. - Bill"
My hairs stood at the end of my neck. Why did he tell me this? I dropped the broom or mop to the floor and slowly turned my head around. There it was. The monster got me.
You may be wondering why I'm writing this now. Well... don't ask me how, but turn around.
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Turns Out I'm Not Allergic to Milk

>Be 9 year old me
>Have a bad stomach for 2 weeks
>Doctors say I might be allergic to milk
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>I love O'boy (chocolate milk) and will never stop drinking it
>Wake up one morning with extreme stomach pain
>Spend entire morning on toilet
>No more pains thank god
>Go out for breakfast, make tuna toast for me and my 5 year old bro
>Fucking delicious, but something is missing
>I crave O'boy now, my earlier stomach pains are completely forgotten
>Mmmmh fucking O'boy man
>A few hours pass, playing mario kart with brother
>He sucks, I'm laughing at him, although he's only 5, he should know how to throw bananas
>Laughing really hard by now, can't breath
>mfw he's driving the wrong direction
>I win the round, waiting for everyone to end the lap
>5 year old bro haven't even driven his first lap yet
>My sides are now sprawling on the floor
>I get this brilliant idea to fart in his face (done this many times before)
>I pull down my underwear and put my ass-cheeks towards his face
>Let out a huge fart
>Fart is followed by liquid shit
>My peacefully playing brother is now getting sprayed with shit
>A few seconds pass, bro looks like he's about to cry
>Suddenly he screams louder than I've heard anyone scream before
>Dad heard the scream
>He comes in and sees his youngest kid sprayed with shit, crying
>I stand there without underwear, shocked
>Dad pukes
>Lil' bro is crying
>I began to cry
>Grounded for 2 weeks
I haven't drank O'boy ever since, although I'm not allergic to milk.
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Twas the Night Before Creepy

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the woods
Some creatures were stirring, and up to no good
Evil was gathering, in one single place
Led by a tall man, who had no face
The children were nestled, all snug in their beds
Not knowing their night, would come to an end
Out of the shower, with my hair still wet
I leapt to my laptop, to surf the net
From my neighbor's house, I heard a loud scream
It sounded like murder, it still haunts my dreams
Away to my window, I flew with great speed
And I looked outside, and I saw the deed
The moon glowed bright, on the new fallen snow
And clearly it showed, the terror below
A strange group of beings, in the middle of the street
Standing...just standing, the dead at their feet
I was the last alive, I needed a plan
I knew the leader...was Slenderman
I knew all these creatures, of terrible fame
I knew of them all, and knew them by name
Oh Jeff and oh Jack, and oh Tail's Doll
Skin Taker and Ben, OH I KNEW OF THEM ALL
I'm watching in horror...I'm here all alone
But I have one question: WHO WAS THE PHONE
I whimpered in terror, and Jeff turned his head
I tried to duck quick, I knew I was dead
They burst through my door, Slendy in the lead
I only saw darkness, I felt myself bleed
I felt Jeff's knife, and Smile Dog's claws
Eyeless Jack eating, and BEN watched it all...
I could feel it all, I felt all the pain
Taker took my flesh, for the top of his cane...
Then Slendy's turn came, making the other ones stop
In his normal suit, dressed bottom to top...
He lifted me up, my vision turned blacker
And he snapped my neck, like a Christmas Cracker...
His face, oh god, it was beyond scary
This isn't Christmas, this isn't merry!
He has no face, but I saw a grin
He dropped my body, and they left with the wind
I woke up in bed, all covered in sweat
I pissed myself, and started to fret
I saw HIM in the corner, and then started to weep
The last thing I heard was: GO...TO...SLEEP
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Twas the night before creepy Christmas

Twas the day that Jeff and Slendy finally met and every little fat kid was playing Call of Duty Black ops 2. As Jeff climbed through a window hoping to get a victim as fat as a pie
Fentan and Dentan were relaxing playing roblox but they couldn't find a 6 year old as they took a long sigh.
As usual, slender man was stalking Alex and the survivors of the Marble Hornets and using them like a crash test dummy. All slender man wanted was a friend and a 20 Dollars. Did I forget a cake?"
BEN, the ghost and his grandfather, were never bought, they were stuck in a box and regretted glitching there games. The haunted cartridge finally said "someone please buy us for goodness sake!"
Edd 'n' Eddy lost haunted episode was scary weird and plain stupid that Jeff an Slendy raced to Cartoon Network, killed all the people, burnt the tape and had a fight
Jeff found a new game for victims, ROBLOX, but he didn't know that Fentan and Dentan were not welcoming Jeff, Fentan came over to Jeff's cabin, and they had a weird fight it was disturbing as a haunted night
Jeff lost the fight and got stuck in roblox forever, but ohh lookie lookie, Lui and Jeff's mom and dad was there too. Then the farmer of roblox, John Doe, saved Jeff from the horribleness of Fentan. Then he saw that his mother and father and lui were alive
"Jeffrey Dahmer, we need to talk." Said Mrs. Caroline Dahmer. "Wut Mummy", said Jeff. "I know, you have uncontrollable Insanity," Said Jeff's dad. But we can fix that, and your face." "But I don't wanna, said Jeff" "Yah yah, but your face is dissolving like a pill in water ." Said Lui. "Fine Lui," said Jeff. Then after a few hours in the hospital near by, they did dangerous eye surgery it was normal, amber eyes, light tanned skin, long eyelashes, dark hair, pointy ears, and big cheeks. "Lets, go back home, " Said Jeff, as he cried.  then after a few days, they were back to Topeka, Kansas. They were happily good. Well, Christmas will be here on 6 more days
The neighbors hugged Jeff, your back! Oh my gosh! "Where's the bullies," said jeff oh... there prosecuted in prison. "Ok, thank you."
6 days later they opened, all the presents. Jeff got his own computer. Thank you! Now I know why I shouldn't have killed you. Then they had a happy 5 years until Jeff was on his own. Jeff straightened out his life. "Man, I don't like being a killer," phew.
And that's the the story twas of christmas
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Twelve o' Clock

My clock is ticking. I don't have much time, so this will be short. I found the clock in the forest, and since I needed one, I took it. But when I put it on, it attached to my skin. I couldn't take it off. And I felt my heart beating in another way. My heart beats as the clock is ticking. 12 o'clock is coming soon, and then I'm finished. My last wish; Mom, when you see I have written this please add it to any website. Please mom, plea
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Twenty-Six Minutes

A few years ago, the corpse of a teenage girl was found lying on her bedroom floor. When the police came in to investigate, there was no apparent cause of death. The only markings to indicate any injury whatsoever was a series of digits, all 0's and 1's, carved onto her thigh,
01010011011010010110110001100101011011100110001101100101001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100
00001101101011010010110111001100100001000000110000101110011001000000111100101101111011101010010000001
11010001110010011110010010000001101110011011110111010000100000011101000110111100100000011001100110000
1011011000110110000100000011010010110111001110100011011110010000001110100 011010000110010100100000011
0000101100010011110010111001101110011.
The wounds were deep but far from fatal, nothing that could lead to exsanguination. With no evidence to turn to, the local police force was forced to consider the girl's death a suicide by suffocation due to lack of any other leads or traces left.
Though eerie, reports by family and peers of the girl claim that this message couldn't possibly be relevant to her death.
"Alana was always a very happy girl, she had several friends and was very bubbly. Dark statements like the one carved into her leg are not anything that anyone would've thought to have even crossed her mind. She loved life, and I can not see with my mind's eye why Alana would commit suicide. Her death must have been a murder," her mother told reporters after the girl's death.
Since then, there have been seventy-eight similar deaths across the globe, with only one common factor. It couldn't have been location, age, gender, social status, or sexual orientation. The only common factor was an e-mail sent to the inbox of the victims exactly twenty-six minutes prior to their deaths. The email was always from the address Lucifer.waits.silently.384, mysteriously switching providers at the end of the address constantly. If providers are asked about a member by that name registering, they will pause for a few seconds before telling you that there is no one by that name. The email was always very nonthreatening but inquisitive. Each email had a different question relating to the exact date 4 years prior to the email being sent. But if you receive one of these emails, do not bother trying to answer. He can't be found anyway. At the bottom of the email is always the same message, which the victims had all carved onto their body.
No one knows exactly what happens once the email was received. Maybe you'll find out, and be number seventy-nine. But I ask one last request of you: set up a camera before you open your email. Write down a request for the person that finds your corpse to post it for the world to see. We must know what happens once the letter is read.
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Twerking Too Hard

I pulled up YouTube on my smart TV, but something scary happened...
A Nicki Minaj music video automatically started playing. She was twerking to "Anaconda." But as she was twerking, Nicki's silicone butt implant flew out of her butt, out of the TV screen, and hit me in the face!
Nicki Minaj turned and faced the camera
She must have seen my face because a few seconds after that, 2 spooky men broke into my house and asked for the implant. I threw it out of the window and jumped off the 5th floor balcony of my building. So, Reddit, now I'm in an underground chamber in Lithuania trying to escape from the 2 spooky silicone butt bandit hitmen sent by Nicki Minaj to retrieve her implants. I need help...
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Twilight Zone the Movie: Extended Edition

Much like everyone else, I am a big fan of The Twilight Zone. My favorite episode has to be the one where Rod Serling spent 22 minutes playing Frogger flawlessly while various tragedies occurred in the background, but that's a story for another creepypasta. Today, I'm talking about the time I first saw my favorite movie of all time, The Twilight Zone Movie.
One day, I was at a flea market, looking at various Pokemon cartridges with their labels removed. Just as I purchased what appeared to be Pokemon Yellow, something really cool caught my eye. It was a VCR for The Twilight Zone the Movie. I Naruto ran to it, grabbed it, and bought it. I already knew there was a movie, and I already loved it, but I had never actually seen it before, nor did I know what it was about. I got in my car and drove home to watch my new movie.
When I got home, I put the VCR into my VHS, turned my TV on, grabbed a bag of microwaveable popcorn, microwaved it for one minute and thirty seconds even though the bag said three minutes because the last time I microwaved popcorn for three minutes I burned my house down, poured myself a glass of fine wine, took my popcorn out of the microwave, grabbed my wine glass, walked over to my couch, bent my knees, placed my ass on my couch, put my wine glass on the table, opened my bag of popcorn, turned on my TV, rewound the VCR, and started watching the movie.
The beginning where two guys are talking about the Twilight Zone was exactly the same as I somehow already knew it was despite having never seen this movie before. It was during the first segment of the movie that things started getting weird.
One of the few things I knew about this movie is that, during filming, the helicopter on set crashed, killing the lead actor. I figured I should point this out, because it's relevant to my story.
The first segment was about a bigot being sent to a rehabilitation center. However, for some reason, some of the healthcare professionals had Zalgo eyes, others were Missingno, and their lines were replaced with the Lavender Town theme played in reverse on an Otamatone. But the scariest part of this scene was when the bigot was sent to the Vietnam War as a Vietnamese soldier. This was the part of the movie that killed those people.
When it got to the helicopter scene, I looked closely to see if I could find any signs of what happened on that fateful day. Sure enough, that helicopter crashed...
...into the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001.
I couldn't believe it. The Pokemon Yellow cartridge I bought was actually Donkey Kong Land. I had been duped. My whole life, I had wanted to play Pokemon Yellow, but now, when I thought I actually had it, it's fucking Donkey Kong.
And that is why I am no longer a fan of Donkey Kong.
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Twilight leads to darkness

"ugh, why do all of my victims only last no more than twenty minutes?" twilight complained to spike, "pinkies victims last hours," she complained.
"mabye its because she uses pain killers so they dont scream because they dont feel the pain," sike sugested wiping the blood from his face, "who do you want me to fetch for your next victim?" he asked.
"well, celestia has been geting closer and closer to cracking her case so how about her?" twilight asked with a wicked smile on her face. spike checked himself in the mirror to make sure he was blood free. when h was sure he head out to fetch celestia.
eslewhere*
"this doesnt make sense, all of the ponies that are suspected have no conection with the disapearense of the ponies still missing," celestia said to luna.
"i dont know celestia," luna said. i've killed before but not like this, luna thought.
"princess celestia twilight needs you right now, she wants to talk to you," spike said flying into the palce urgently.
"ok ill be there in a minute," celestia answered.
back at twilights*
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Twine

Twine's killing Journal...
I walked around my bedroom silently,thinking of my next move.I planned on killing these pesky little foster parents.I walked out of my room,slowly shutting the door to make sure i didn't make a sound.Walking to the foster parents bedroom had been easy,after i drugged there coffee with sleeping pills.As I crept into there room,i nodded smiling.i knew they'd be passed out,I knew they would be sleeping silently.So as i took out my needle and my thread,I let my hands do the talking and my mouth do the shutting.i sewed the flesh of my foster mothers lips together.heh,of course i couldn't hear her screams of terror because her lips where permanently sewed shut.Of course my job wasn't done,yet.I went downstairs to look for o'l paps(thats what i call him).He was sound asleep in the recliner as i crept toward his outspread feet.I grabbed his foot in attempt of pulling him closer but instead he fell to the floor like a limp rag doll. In spite of my terrible strength,I managed to lift him up in a sitting up stance.I dropped to my knees,picking up my little handy sewing kit as i pulled out a needle,thrusting the thread threw the little hole.I whipped my arm up in the air,hoisting the thread high and tying it to the end of the needle.I pushed the metal tip of it into the small threshold of his lips,ripping through the squishy casing of his face.I looped it upwards as i led my needle down for a second round of yanking.i finished within a few minutes as i grabbed his legs and dragged him towards the back door.I layed him next to the body of his wife,looking at there horror spread faces.I grinned at the glorious look of it.I opened the backdoor grabbing each of there legs dragging them outside like a murderer pulling limp corpses.I threw them in the hole i had dug days before,as i started shoveling the now dryish dirt into the hole.I could hear there squeals of displeasure coming from behind there forever shut mouths.After a half an hour,i patted the last of the dirt on top of the hole and smirked setting a dandelion on top of the moist part of the dirt.I Stood there,above the crime that i had just sowed myself upon.could this be real?I nodded to myself as a slow stitched smile spread a crossed my face.I Went back inside as i ran upstairs to pack some clothes.Running from the cops wont be easy ya know...
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Two Eyes

My two year old daughter was eating lunch in her high chair when she pointed at the chair and said "two eyes, two eyes". I looked at the chair and did not see two eyes.
A few minutes went by and she did the same thing. "Two eyes, two eyes!". I looked again and saw nothing.
The third time she said it, I did not look. It was then that the eyes looked at me. The chair was looking at me. I took it back to the store and got a chair with no eyes instead.
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Two Kids When Missing At Chuck E Cheese

So I'm a worker at Chuck E. Cheese but not anymore for what i just witness so Let stared it started A couple weeks ago it was a normal day for me i was working at Chuck E. Cheese and I was the prizes counter and giving famliy there Prizes but instill the costume Chuck E came out but something was different about him he was holding a Chuck E. Dolls and said two kids he said he kids do you want these dolls well follow me then the two kids when into the backstage with Chuck E. So it was a break time so when i got there the doors was locked so i told my workers about what happen so i got a crowbar from mine car so if anything goes wrong I will use it like any emergency will do so i my crowbar and destroying the doorknob so when I got in there was blood on the floor coming where people put on the Chuck E. Costume so when I got in oh I shouldn't when in there when i got in there were the two kids laying on the floor dead and then i saw a man with out the Chuck E. Head he said it time to die so I ran into the main show room and shouted GET OUT THE BUILDING THERE A KILLER IN THE BUILDING SO RUN AWAY!!!!!! so everybody ran out the building and i locked the doors and calling the polices and they come right when i told them what happened so when the police got there the police shot the person that was in the Chuck E. costume and after that day in the news it said two kids when's missing in a local Chuck E. Cheese and the Killer named Fred Robertson was shot right in the heart so the Chuck E. Cheese will be closed for good this is a sad day for kids that loved Chuck E. Cheese so I turned off the tv and when to bed a i got nightmare from that incident and if you see a man with a knife or gun RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
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Two Shadows and a Light

I've been having an odd dream lately. I can't exactly explain it in normal words. However I wrote this down -
It takes place, in a house so bland; in fact it was simply a monochrome blob.
A family is inside. It was a father, a mother, and an infant in their arms so small. The parents, like shadows, the child, like a light. Why were they like this, you ask? Alas, I'm not sure.
You know, it wasn't all bad, the sights I saw, through this looking glass.
That is, until the child is set in its crib to rest.
This happy scene takes a turn for the worst as the infant, wakes to see flames roaring so high. A horrible sound in the air, screams of sorrow, and of loss.
The fire subsides and the home is gone. All that is left is a tall pile of ash. The parents are gone, nowhere to be seen. But a figure of light steps up to the remains.
The glow bends down, reaches into the pile of ash. Picking up something small.
A ball of light oh so dim, but was there nonetheless. 
In the arms of the figure of light.
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Two World Wars

I had a home invasion last year and it was absolutely terrifying. So much can go wrong so fast that the last thing you want on your mind are things like reliability and stopping power. One minute we were sitting dinner, and before my youngest daughter finished saying grace, a big guy busted down our door and shouted "Crips rule!" pulling a Hi Point out of his And1 shorts.
I immediately pulled my Glock 19 out of the Tupperware drawer and mag dumped into his chest and head. Completely unscathed, he shouted "You almost put holes in my favorite rap band Tshirt and mountain dew rag, dawgonit!" Fortunately his NON-AMERICAN MADE gun jammed, distracting him long enough for me to pull out my all American 1911 and give him the ol' double tap. The first round vaporized him, leaving nothing behind but a smoking pair of Timber-Land boots. The second round flew through the open door and struck his Escalade (which he likely bought using welfare dollars from Obama) flipping the vehicle through the air like a GTA 5 physics glitch.
Before the cops could arrive, a bald eagle swooped into the kitchen and took the boots, which were the only evidence. As he flew away he whispered "two world wars" and winked at me. The cops came and saw that there was no evidence of the gangster who was a well known shoplifter and part-time knitting enthusiast, so they instead gathered all of my liberal neighbors and made them all clap for me.
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