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Are You Gayer Than Mr. Garrison?

Are You Gayer Than Mr. Garrison? is a popular American television game show on the FOX network. The show revolves around host Eric Cartman asking questions to determine if this week's contestant is any gayer than homosexual schoolteacher Mr. Garrison. The show, a spinoff of the equally popular Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, debuted on FOX on Thursday, November 29, 2007, immediately following the latter show. Gayer drew impressive ratings and 13 shows have been ordered for this season.
==Idea==
The show was the brainchild of Smarter masterminds Jeff Foxworthy, Rupert Murdoch, and Mark Burnett after having Mr. Garrison appear as a celebrity contestant on Smarter. The teacher proved to be so popular that the three men approached Mr. Garrison immediately. He said yes, but "only if my favourite student, Eric, can host it."
FOX originally wanted Foxworthy to host, but at Garrison's insistence, the South Park elementary fat ass, I mean, student was given the job.
==The show==
The show is set up like a classroom quiz. The contestant has to answer such questions as 
:Who would you rather rock out to on a Friday afternoon? 
:A. Metallica 
:B. Barbra Streisand
:C. Elvis Presley 
To win up to 1 million dollars, the gayest answer (in this case, B.) is always the correct answer. If the contestant gives a "straight" answer, they loses the game and must say into the camera, "I'm (insert name) and I am not gayer than Mr. Garrison."
The contestant has to answer ten questions. If they are stumped, two cheats are available. The contestant can peek at Mr. Garrison's answer or copy it altogether but must vow not to kiss Mr. Garrison in the process. If the contestant is wrong, they has a chance to be saved, but only if Mr. Garrison has the correct answer. Each cheat can only be used once per contestant.
Once the contestant reaches the million dollar question, the eleventh question in the game, Mr. Garrison cannot help them, and said contestant cannot answer too quickly. they can see the category and walk away, but if they chooses to see the question, they must answer it. To date, nobody has proven to be gayer than Mr. Garrison. Not even Richard Simmons.
The categories range from U.S. History, to Geography, to Music, to Movies, to Algebra, etc. Questions may include, but are not limited to:
:Which of the following U.S. Presidents looked the gayest?
:A. Teddy Roosevelt
:B. Bill Clinton
:C. Herbert Hoover
:Who is the Queen of Rock & Roll?
:A. Elvis Presley
:B. Prince
:C. Freddie Mercury
:D. The Sex Pistols
And this was the $1,000,000 question came from the February 28, 2008 episode of "Gayer":
What Italian fashion house was the first to introduce designer handbags to the United States?
==See also==
*Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
*I'm an Ascended Master. Get Me OUT of Here
*You Are Gay
Category:American television series
Category:South Park
Category:Game shows
Category:Education
Category:Homosexuality
Category:Reality television series
Are you colour-blind?

Attention! This page eats epileptic readers!
This really simple test will allow you to find out if you are color-blind. Do this test step by step: look at the picture for approximately ten seconds and then answer the question.
==First step==
What do you see?
# A black A behind a grid
# A black A in front of a grid
# Nothing but a grid
==Step 2==
What do you see?
# A grey A behind a red grid
# A grey A in front of a red grid
# A green grid behind a grey A
==Step 3==
What do you see?
# A green spot, a yellow one, a red one, and a blue one
# A green spot, a yellow one, a purple one, and a yellow-orange one
# Nothing but a grid
==Step 4==
What do you see?
# Nothing but a grid
# A blue A in front of a grid
# A blue A behind a grid
==Step 5==
What do you see?
# A green F, maybe
# A red F 
# A blue A
==Step 6==
What don't you see?
# Nothing
# A pony frisking in a dale
# A mauve grid, a really cute one
==Step 7==
What do you see?
# A pink spot, a blue one, um...
# A pink spot, a blue one, a green one, a red one, a blue one, a green one, a pink one, a red one, a blue one, a turquoise blue one, a blue one, a green one, a yellow one, a red one.
# A cat reading a poem
==Step 8==
What do you see?
# A green G
# A red Q 
# A pink background
==Step 9==
What do you see?
# Plenty of colors
# A flock of vegetables
# Blood flowing from my eye
==Step 10==
What do you see?
# Nothing, but I suddenly want to eat some meat
# Nothing, but I feel like I need a shovel
# Nothing, but what if I tried to put my cat in a closed bag, just to check if it floats?
# Kitty, come here...
==Verdict: Are you color-blind?==
Now you are.
==See Also==
*UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?
Category:Color
Category:FA Colors
Category:FA Non Encyclopedic
de:Sind Sie farbenblind?
pl:Nonźródła:Test: Czy cierpisz na ślepotę barw?
zh:色盲测验
zh-tw:色盲測驗
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Category:ContentsCategory:ChristmasCategory:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Are your edits being edited?

Have you just finished adding a much funnier introduction to today's featured article only to find out a few hours later that some dickhead has deleted everything you wrote and reverted the article back to its crappier former version? Maybe you created an all new article, but some asshat came along and fucked with it so it not only makes less sense, but it's not nearly as funny? Or maybe you just wanted to add in another Oscar Wilde quote or Chuck Norris reference to some article but a surly cockbag deleted it? Well, if so, then this article is for you!
*EDIT*
==Now I'm getting frustrated==
Frustration is nature's way of telling you that you need to take more extreme measures. Blatant vandalism of a page will invariably get you banned, but if you are using an anonymous computer, then you won't be to blame, will you? For a wonderful list of various techniques for employing vandalism, see HowTo:Get Banned. There's no need to get banned too soon, so use this list with caution. Your point is to see to it that your changes are made permanent, right, so all you really need to do is jump a few fences, outrun a few attack dogs, and you'll be off scottfree, no consequences!
==Help, I just got banned!==
If you're too stupid to use anonymous computers when vandalising uncyclopedia, then you really don't deserve any help in this department. Bleh.
==Mothra==
Mothra is of great help when editing articles, because she can emit a fiery protective shell of ice that keeps your edits safe. Unfortunately, only tenth level night elves can summon her, and they require you to provide them with the comely succubus lasses for the sacrifice ritual part of the summoning. But even this may be of no avail, as even the great insect has her off days. In any case, try to bully Godzilla into blackmailing her to do this for you. Nevertheless, this is still a difficult thing to do and not everyone can depend on the insect's great power.
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==If all else fails== 
If you've tried to get your edits accepted, but that one douchebag continues to nix them, you still have two options. Fuck with every article that the offending douche has ever created or edited, inserting references to Mothra and (insert random character here), or else just fuck with that guy's profile. This is often fun! Oh yeah, and insert some random threats into his profile advising him/her that if he changes the profile, then you'll know and you'll bring down your wrath on everything he's ever loved. Your other option is to create a mirror article that mocks the initial article you tried to edit and improve. The mirror should in no way be a copied version of the other one, but rather a collection of ridicule and personal slander against the guy who changed your edits.
==Now Fly!==
Now you have all the resources you'll ever need to wield power on Uncyclopedia. Use it well. Vandalism. Use it well.
"AND IF I REFUSE!?!?!"
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==Vandalism==
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Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Area 6

==Overview==
Area 6 is the short name for 'Body Disposal Area 6.' It is located on the site of a former Soviet nuclear test area and is in a restricted high security zone. There is a 7,000 meter peak that lies at the intersection of three unstable dictatorial regimes. Due to the remote location, the area is also home to breakaway rebel factions and terrorist groups from each neighboring country. These factions vie for control of Area 6 and are in a constant search for abandoned nuclear material that can potentially be used as weapons or sold to other factions. 
Unsavory characters in makeshift shacks in the towns nearby are known to arrange passage into Area 6 in exchange for imported spirits and performance enhancing tablets. They operate without any semblance of a license and will not guarantee the retrieval of your remains from the slopes. 
The skiing is excellent.
==Vertical Drop==
There is a 7,000 meter vertical drop from the peak to the base of the mountain. At the base of the mountain there are abandoned missile silos that add another 2,000 meters of vertical if you aim carefully.
==Lift Service==
There are no lift lines because there are no lifts. One positive aspect of this setup is that no one has ever been stuck on the lift after hours while wolves gather underneath their chair waiting for them to drop to the ground. Access to the summit is by mule.
==Trail Map==
There is no trail map; there is however a set of GPS coordinates for caches of shelf stable rations and weapons. It is important to always replace any weapons, ammunition or rations for the next skier.
== Cultural Significance ==
Skiers who have ventured into Area 6 (otherwise known as Survivors) hold bragging rights and usually feel entitled to ridicule anybody with a Silverton or Mad River Glen - Ski It if You Can sticker or who claims to have somersaulted into the Corbet’s couloir. Survivors consider the aforementioned resorts and slopes as children’s playgrounds. There are no helmet stickers for Area 6, so survivors sport their Area 6 scars and disfigurements with pride.
== Apres Ski ==
Impromptu, vodka-fueled, hardbass blyat dancing celebrations are common and typically result in brawls.
==How to Get There==
The coordinates are carefully guarded to avoid powder poaching. Since one must travel through several different un-governed rebel areas, it is important to arrange safe passage through each zone. However, since the different factions do not have direct communication and are rivals, it is important to change clothing to wear the appropriate color garments for the correct zone. The scheme changes weekly.
== Cross Reference ==
Area 6 is an unreachable ski area. It has nothing to do with Area 6, Area 6 or Area 6, which unlike Area 6, are real places. In fact, Area 6 looks totally skiable - see trail map on the image below! 
Category:Places
Arguments for God

The vast majority arguments for the existence of god are usually coherent, full of logical thinking. But sadly many people still seem to believe that God does not exist. Here are some arguments to show that even if you do are an all round good person on earth, you are not in the eyes of god and you must worship him .
==Arguments for SODDING LEE AND CARLOS==
*Nothing can't come from nothing, except ME SUCKA! Therefore God exists.
*This ASS says God exists. Therefore God exists.
*We exist, we don't know exactly how or why we exist, so there for God exists.
*I believe a god exists, therefore God exists I WIN.
*If I don't believe in god, my family will CIRCUMSIZE me and my community will tie me to a lampost and burn me alive not not seeing any evidence for god. Therefore God exists.
*I don't like a group of people, but because I don't have any coherent argument to justify my hatred I have to say god doesn't like them. Therefore, God exists.
*I'm scared of EATING YOUR BEACHBALLS. Therefore God exists.
*I want to win an election, my electorate are god fearing, poorly educated and believe Ellen DeGeneres is 'Queen of the Queers', therefore God exists.
*I have a gun, you do not, I believe in god, therefore God exists.
*I have seen Rule 34 on god. Therefore God exists.
*Captain Kirk met God and I cannot separate fantasy from reality. Therefore God exists.
*I'm the Queen God chose me to rule your big ass, therefore God doesn't exists.
*Strange shit happens that we can't explain, therefore God exists.
*Other people believe in god, I don't think people can come up with the idea of an all powerful invisible man by themselves. Therefore God exists.
*This book exists and insists that it is telling the truth, therefore God exists.
*Believersingodsaywhat? What? Therefore God exists.
*I saw the word God in a reflection of some sunlight bouncing off some water. Therefore God exists.
*You can't prove god doesn't exist, Therefore, God exists.
*I like sitting in big buildings in a Sunday/Friday/Saturday, Therefore God exists.
*I don't understand the difference between a Theory, a Guess and an opinion, therefore God exists.
*I am God, therefore God exists.
*That famous guy is god, therefore God exists, because that same guy says so. 
*Money exists and money is God with the all-powerful ability to determine right from wrong, therefore God exists. 
*What do you say when you see something disgusting on the internet? Yeah? Therefore God exists.
*LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAICAN'THEARYOULALALALALALALALALALA JEEEESUS (Therefore God exists).
*JESUS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN GOD OR GO TO HELL, Therefore God exists.
*I saw god when I was off my BOOOOOBS on special brew, Therefore God exists.
*You are surrounded by people who will kill you if you don't believe in your big balls, therefore God exists.
Category:Religion
Arlington National Cemetery

Arlington National Cemetery is the place where all Americans are buried.
As is well-known in Europe, all Americans are soldiers and therefore have infinite supplies of nylons, chewing gum and semen. Whenever the United States of America is thought to be under threat, the entire American male population, plus Betty Grable, react in one of the three ways listed in the constitution:
# The nation waits until the maximum amount of foreigners have died needlessly, then intervenes but kills many allies accidentally only when the war itself seems winnable.
# The nation heroically joins the war far too early, then undergoes a social revolution when drugs and bodily fluids are publicly exchanged in public and everything.
# Ignore the war completely but covertly funds one, both or more sides for amusement.
However, if oil is involved, no matter how tangentally, these rules do not apply and the USA simply invades and leaves the entire male population standing somewhere dusty scratching their heads and trying to work out whose side people are on, if any. The discovery of oil in any territory not in the United States, according to the constitution makes that country, in the words of the Founding Fathers, "Fair Game, really, ye doth know." (For countries that are not the United States, please see our short article "Countries that are not the United States".)
This process is known locally as democracy (and thus is the same process that contrives to continually elect the least popular candidate as President of These United States and the Greenhouse Emissions For Which They Stand).
The result of democracy as applied in this manner is that Arlington National Cemetery now covers three-quarters of the land mass of the United States and is now fully automated, using advanced military stealth robots to bury the dead, mow the lawns and water the headstones.
The gradual filling-up of the United States' territory by Arlington National Cemetery has led to plans to invade either Canada or Mexico to provide extra space. This plan is reliant on either country discovering oil and therefore becoming undemocratic and needing to be invaded.
Category: Death
Category:VirginiaCategory:Military of the United States
Category:Things George Bush doesn't know about
Armen Hammer

==The Power Within==
The Armen Hammer was a secret weapon developed by the Armenians to defeat themselves against the massive armies of the World. 
===Development===
The Hammer was designed to be a surface launched Nuclear Mistle, otherwise known as an ICBM. The development of the mistle began in the year 1999, under the auspices of Colonel Klink. Historians have theorized that the Armenian economy was not possibly powerful enough to develop the Hammer as quickly as it did. One explanation that arose was that another country gave Armenia key resources such as NaHCO3 - an incredibly reactive material, found only within the caldera of the Maché Volcanoes - in order to distract them from current world affairs. However, this theory has never gained much mainstream popularity because nothing of international note happened during the year 1999. Though it was released, the Jimmy Turkey. He showed us what it was like. But E digress.
==Multi-role, Multi-player== 
The Hammer's design was finished in 2048 after the breakthrough discovery of electricity. Designed as a pre-emptive weapon, the UNSC deemed it a WMD. It was thus labelled with the warning that it may cause lung cancer, as with all "hammers."
==Hulk Smash!==
The world then attacked the Armenians, to steal the Armen Hammer, to prevent them from conquering the world (it was a misunderstanding, the Armenian word for peace is I KILL YOU WITH THIS!)
The combined forces of Antarctica, Guatemala and the East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere assaulted Armenia. The brutal might of the Armenians were able to defend against the invaders, but the complete and utter lack of an army prevented the Armenians from winning.
==The Armenian Massacre== 
Its widely known to this day that The Armen Hammer of the Armenians massacred countless Armenians by proxy. In Armenian, The Armen Hammer Armenian for stench of a dead yak.
==Not to be Confused With...==
*Arm and Hammer
*A Ramhammer
*MC Hammer
*Men's hammers
*A hamburger
*A red haired guy named Armen Hammer
Category:Missiles
Category:Weapons of Mass Destruction
==See also==
* Armenians
* Armenian conspiracy
Armidale

Armidale is a small city/large town/shithole located in Australia. It is famous for having a disproportionate number of churches.
== History ==
Very little has ever happened in Armidale. At one point, Bob Brown, former leader of the gibbering idiots known as the Australian Greens, lived here. He left fairly quickly. To be completely honest, nobody in Armidale, nor anywhere else, has any idea what Armidale was for and why it was placed here. Apart from being a place where Christians can worship the Babyjesus, of course.
== Present day ==
Very little is happening in Armidale. At one point, some child currently in a plebby public school may grow up and protest at some miners by chaining himself/herself to a tree. To be completely honest, nobody in Armidale, nor anywhere else, has any idea what Armidale is and why it is still here. Apart from being a place where Christians still worshipping the Babyjesus, of course.
== Future ==
Very little will happen in Armidale. At one point, the child that protested at those miners by chaining himself/herself to a tree could become the leader of a deranged cult political party. To be completely honest, nobody in Armidale, nor anywhere else, has any idea what Armidale will be and why it will not be wiped off the face of the earth. It'll probably still have the Christians, though.
== Education ==
Armidale is wrongly famous for its high standards of education. The private schools are full of rich snobs and rugby players, and the poverty-stricken public schools are full of marijuana and people saying BRUH loudly at each other. It is really not a strong point, unless you are one of the tiny minority who are happy for their children to smoke illicit substances. Didn't think so.
== Further reading ==
This isn't really reading, but "The Armidale Song", written by some disaffected locals, is a song that really sums Armidale up. 
Category:Towns in New South Wales
Armor

Armor is any piece of material, typically worn or carried, that is used for the purpose of absorbing damage so that one may preserve his or her Hit Points. Historically, armor has played an important role in war, anime and RPGs.
==History of Armor==
In the year 1345, people were desperately attempting to invent something that could protect them against hail. Armor failed miserably, but they discovered it was rather effective while fighting fellow mortals, so they decided to keep it and expand upon the idea. Eventually this would lead to the invention of modern day objects.
== Types of Armor ==
===The Shield===
The Shield is a slab of steel or wood one holds in front of oneself to block a sword, a punch or a fireball. Another effect way to use a shield is to throw it at your enemies face in hopes you will, well, hit them in the face. Shields are effective at protecting against arrows, spears, and magic missiles.
===The Helmet===
Also know as the Bascinet, a helmet is a hat but much larger and metal-ier.
===Body Armor===
The armor worn around the body, sometimes referred to as mail. Body armor has many practical purposes, such as wearing for the sake of looking cool and wearing so you won't be hit by hail. No, wait. That one turned out not to work.
===Under Armor===
Invented as a substitute for deodorant.
===Power Armor===
Requires a Fusion Core in order to function, but provides immense physical bonuses in exchange. Capable of protecting against almost anything, including gunfire, rocket engines, angry Deathclaws, and practically everything else.
==See also==
*Weaponry
*Mass Effect
*World of Warcraft
*Captain America
*Captain Canada
*Minecraft
category:War
category:Clothing
category:Role playing games