Drama Alert: Justice Is Served

Keemstar whipped out his lunar sword, pointing it at his ultimate threat, a young adult whom refers himself as Leafy. Knowing his oxygen levels were diminishing, he decided to tear off his space suit and dashed towards Leafy. He lunged towards him, attempting to kill both Leafy and himself, as this once prosperous middle-aged man has now lost all sanity.
The sword pierced through Leafy's suit, and as both men suffocated, the Zerox-3 Police arrived and saved the men from certain doom. The police took them into questioning on the abandoned Zerox-2 planet.
Leafy, claiming Keemstar attacked him, was ignored by the police; earlier, Leafy posted a "video" ,or a transmission of varying waves that's received by a device known as a "computer" and interpreted into certain artificial lights and sounds, in which the person in question pointed out the flaws of Keemstar. The police-aliens had extreme laws against expressive harassment, and when Leafy was sent to court, he was found guilty and was persecuted to the Mingus system, with exactly 8 planets similar to that of his home planet, Earth.
However, Keemstar did not feel satisfied with this unjust punishment. He wanted to spill blood. In a haste decision, he hijacked an Earth-plane from a museum and loaded it with gas. However, his only clothes were torn during the space fight, so while on Zerox-2, he got some rather disturbing, but acceptable, clothing.
As he maneuvered the plane out the building, alarms pierced his ears like an AR-15 assault piercing through your flesh, and an alarm emitted the message, "ORGANISMS OF ZEROX-2, ABORT TO ZEROX-3 IMMEDIATELY! I REPEAT, ABORT IMMEDIATELY!" 
A security guard noticed the crime happening and pushed a button labeled, "EXTENUATE PLANETARY GRAVITY POWER." However, it seemed to be too late. Keemstar seemed to have flown out of Zerox-2's orbit, but suddenly, Keemstar's plane could not overcome the pull exerted by the planet, and he started crashing to Zerox-2. Keemstar struggled to escape, and suddenly embraced death.
The plane crashed onto the surface of Zerox-2 with such a force that the planet exploded, creating a time warp. Keemstar and the plane traveled back to 2001, and although him and the plane were in good condition, he was unaware of the Twin Towers, only about 80 miles away from the plane. He screamed, "SHIT," as he crashed into the towers. 
Suddenly, out of the ashes of the first strike, another plane suddenly appeared, controlled by Leafy. As it turns out, this was all a part of Leafy's revenge. After breaking out of the Mingus System thanks to a wormhole, he figured that Keemstar plotted his revenge on Zerox-2, and flew there with a similar plane. He learned thanks to an alien in Zerox-2 that aliens left Zerox-2 as the planet's core was essentially a time bomb. He played Keemstar by duplicating a similar plane onto an Intergalactic-Terrorism Museum. 
Leafy teleported to safety just before the second plane crashed. Little did he know, the Zerox-3 police traveled back with them, and duplicated these planes in a desperate search to find Leafy, as his presence, or lack thereof, on the Mingus System. These planes supposedly aimed towards Leafy, but due to an incorrect map projection used by Zerox-3 police-aliens, the planes had traveled elsewhere. 
Leafy called the Mingus Police and they sent him back to present-day Earth. To his luck, no paradoxes occurred in which Keemstar survived. He walked home, reminiscing how this space adventure began all with that one stupid video.
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