ELMO IS GOD

One day i was playing on my nes playing Big bird's hide and speak, I was doing level 1 but the graphics are kinda glitched out. Oh well, i can still play the game anyway! I Was watching ernie come, then when elmo came in i saw him staring at me like it wants something, then he walks away like he doesent care about me. then i cannot watch the rest of the characters walk in the house. Then a bird stands on the window and the windows open up, that means the game is starting. Big bird said to me "find elmo". so i did, then elmo doesen't do the nod. at least the game is still okay. Then Big bird said to me "find bert". but his yes nod is pretty slow all of the sudden. Then Big bird asked to me find ernie. but the way they said the word ernie SCARED ME. i was shocked by being big bird's voice being so low! i found ernie anyway, then i found grover and the game was supposed to end with one of the characters doing their activity such as: Balloons, Pogo jumping, Skateboarding and jumproping. but elmo was acting weird at this moment, elmo was walking ok but suddenly he stopped walking and the music lowered down for some strange reason, then he dissapeared!? What is wrong with elmo?!
then the next game comes, but elmo was not in the window. then big bird didn't say anything, which was challeging. but big bird asked me to find grover. so i picked it, then i found bert. after i did them, big bird didnt say anything again! Once i picked the empty window, it started playing a sound that is like nodding 'no' which means picking the wrong window. then i picked ernie instead, then i picked the empty window again. this time it played another sound which sounds like nodding 'yes', meaning that you picked the right window. after i found them all, it's grover's turn to do his thing. but the sound and animation got pretty slow. i was ok with what i watched but the screen turned black and the music stopped, then grover is gone and I SAW BLOOD! i was not happy. did someone kill grover? during in the next game, there are 2 empty windows now, which means elmo and grover are gone. big bird didn't say a single word just like the previous game. then i picked ernie and one of the empty windows, then big bird said i found elmo. i guess i found his ghost? then big bird asked me to find grover, but why is the flapping so slow? then when i picked the other empty window i heard a whispery voice saying "NOBODY'S HERE, GO AWAY" then i heard a noise that sounds like buzzing. after the noise, i picked ernie and it was the right window. i found bert and ended that game, but big bird said you found them all in a low voice. then it's berts turn. right when he was about to jump rope, his head fell off! 3 of the windows are empty, and ernie was scared.
just like i was scared. the no talking challenge came once again. i picked ernie but he nodded 'no'. big bird asked me to find bert, but he was not there. so i picked his window but a slow buzzer sound effect played, got a little fast, then back to slow. Then big bird said "oh boy!" meaning it was the right window. then he asked me to find elmo. soon as the bird almost got to the elmo's window, the bird flapped so slow that i could barely wait. then i saw a red swooping effect, then ernie dissapeared! then i saw white eyes on elmo's window. and an image popped up with elmo with black eyes, a normal nose, a horrifying mouth and a text saying "I AM GOD". i got so scared i turned off the nes and threw the cartidge out the window. my axenity got reliefed and i was calm to never play that cartidge ever again. The end!
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence