Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi

Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated POOP way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
== A Polite Note to the Author: ==
 
I am 17 years old and all of my wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it removed or changed as soon as possible.
Let me tell you about Tourette Syndrome:
* Less than 20% of Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can blame Western television for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible thing.
* The main symptom of Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee jerk.
* Tourettes is no laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become manically depressed and commit suicide.
* There is no cure, and the drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which caused my entire body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the drug. 
I am an active member of a tourette syndrome association and I am making steps towards eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is much much more.
I am sorry for "hi-jacking" your entry on uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this that really annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by editing this article. Remember, everything here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is not funny at all.
Thank you for your time. 
Best regards,
Mahmoud
== See also ==
* Tourette's Syndrome
* Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
* Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
* Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
Category:SyndromesCategory:Twat BastardCategory:Tasteless
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