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Bootleg Wii

Remember the Wii? Everyone played Mario Kart and Wii Sports, hours on end! Everyone had fun.
Well, not me. Not me at all.
A few years back my Wii broke down after destroying it after some Funky Kong racer destroyed me in Mario Kart Wii.
I was so dumb...
So, I decided to buy another for a replacement, but it was expensive and I was flat out broke.
So I decided to look on eBay for a cheap Wii. And I found a Wii that was on sale for...
A whopping 20 dollars. 20 dollars for an entire Wii system with Mario Kart Wii included (that's what the description said).
Well, I got more than I bargained for.
After a few days the console arrived, but it was a Chinese bootleg that looked like nothing like the Wii.
After scrolling through tons of Chinese games, I found the only English game.
"Mario" Just "Mario"...
Out of sheer curiosity, I decided to click the play button without hesitation. 
It turned out to be a emulation of the original Super Mario Bros. Or so I thought.
So far, it was super fun, jumping on the Goombas and Koopas and collecting coins, but something didn't feel right...
The sky in the game just became darker and darker, and a pile of dead Goombas and Koopas in a pool of blood shown up out of nowhere.
It was impossible to move. The camera just zoomed into the pile. Slowly... and slowly...
It zoomed in so far that I saw the tears of all those Koopas.
And all those Goombas flat... very, very flat.
Some text just appeared out of nowhere and said 
"You did this."
"You are the real monster"
"You never learn"
"You clearly see the blood, the tears."
"Will you continue playing"
"Yes or no?"
I clicked no because I just wanted to play Mario.
"You monster"
"You know nothing"
The pit then continued to zoom.
And zoom.
And zoom...
I tried to exit and turn off the console, but I had no luck. Soon, after all of that zooming...
A picture faded into the screen, with a Mario mascot in a dark forest, with white text saying...
"The end is near."
The end is near. I have realized what I have done. 
I was a fool.
The only way I could stop it was destroying the entire console, with a big sledgehammer.
It ruined Mario for me.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
BootlegsuicideSonichauntedscarytheKillerman.avi.exe

Have you ever heard of Spongebob? Well it's a fucking DEMONIC show!!! Here's why.
So there's this bootleg episode of Spongebob called "suicidesonic.exe" so I watched it, and it showed a Sonic walking on a street with dead animals and Sonic with a sad look on his face looking like Sonic.exe. Then, it showed some pictures of dead people! I closed the window because I was scared. Then, I went to bed. I woke up, and saw Sonic from suicidesonic.exe with holes full of red, holding a knife, and tentacles coming out of his back on my computer. I'm going to call this Sonic "SuicideSlenderSpongeSonicmantheKiller". The Giygas theme was playing, but I turned off my speakers, monitor, and the power strip so none could come back. I woke up tomorrow and viewed suicidesonic.exe again but this time there was an error 404. There were ghosts in the background though, and I heard screams from my speakers. (I turned everything back on.) After that night when I tried to sleep, I was startled by SuicideSlenderSpongeSonicmantheKiller appearing in front of my bed. He said "Go to sleep, real suffering is not known." Then he stabbed me with his knife, and I'm in the hospital now. Right now, I'm typing this from my laptop. I've been hearing weird sounds lately, I wonder what they cam
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:File Extensions
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Suicide
Category:Shortpasta
Bootysnap.pk3

I was about 20 years old, bored after college. I was on the /idgames archive, looking for some cool new DOOM WADs to play, when I stumble across this one called "Bootysnap.pk3". "Seems legit", I thought to myself. The name was tantalizing; it beckoned me to run it. So, I downloaded it, and ran it on ZDoom. The first thing I see is that the background is taken straight out of the hentai anime Cream Lemon. I know this because I've probably jacked off to it more times I can imagine; there truly is nothing that allows my cum to flow more than that show. 
The logo sprite was the same, except the letter M was replaced with G. DOOG 2, it said. Of course, this was quite "sus" as the kids say. But, I soldiered on.
So, the first level had a MIDI of Savage Garden's "Truly Madly Deeply" playing, and it started off in this forest with a shotgun right in front of your starting position. The place was quite serene, and the tree sprites were very nice looking. There were lampposts, which were turned off, but 8-directional. "This guy knows how to design a map." I thought to myself.
Running ahead, I reached a building which looked like some sort of base. The place was white on the outside, and after opening its door, I was greeted to a beautifully made building. There were 2 sergeants, and after taking them out, I acquire the shotgun. However, when I processed forth, the level ended abruptly. The name of the level was "Shart" and the background image was a black woman smiling with the caption "My Husband Can Only Sex Me In The Sofa".
Curiously, the percentages of enemies killed and secrets was 666%. "What the fuck? This is weird." I said audibly.
The second level was titled "Spawning Vats", and for the first couple of rooms it was just like the level from DOOM 1. However, it took a weird turn after I opened a random door.
It cut to this sprite of Sonic standing naked with a 12 inch cock. "Wtf?" I thought to myself. Then, some text showed up. It said: "You're thought you can ecsape? You can not. Prepare for final ;)". Then, the level ends, and the next level was titled "..."
So then, I start in this red, empty room. Walking forward I see text that says "Matthew, you're die in 24 hours :)". HOW DID IT KNOW MY NAME? I was freaked out.
It then cuts to this image of a Tupac having sex with a catgirl Tomoko Kuroki. It then says "YOU'RE ASS SHALL BE FUCKED ACROSS THE SEVEN SEAS!" and right after that, I felt a presence behind me. But, before I could process how it looked, it took off my pants and rammed me raw in the ass till I died.
The end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Borderlands 2: Special Legendary Suffering Hyper Mega Championship DX Edition

Hello everyone, my name is Carlos, I live in New Orleansm my father died when I was only 7 and my mother passed of because of ebola. This story happened 2 years ago, I was bored in my house when somebody rang my door, I opened it but there was nobody, the only thing that was there was a small package, I went inside and opened it.
Inside it there was another package, I opened it, inside that package there was a Borderlands 2:Special Legendary Suffering Hyper Mega Championship DX Edition with a note attached to it, it said: "hapy berdey u bitch". It wasn't my birthday, but, ¿who cares?, I put the disc on the ps3 and started playing, but I notice something strange, the music in the intro was different, instead of short change hero, this sounded:
Also, every character was replaced by Jim Sterling, the rest of the intro was normal, the title screen was weird too, instead of showing the usual Borderlands 2 logo, it showed Jim Sterling in boxers and the title read: "Jim Sterling owns you", I resisted the urge to fap and pressed enter, in the character selection screen instead of showing the usual character, it only showed Jim Sterling, 4 times, I chose him and the game started, I was in a dark room with a blood trail (like the one in max payne), my character only had a pistol, I went forward and a door appeared out of nowhere, I open it and my character was teleported to a house and it looked just like mine! there were some differences, every picture was replaced by Jim Sterling photos, the walls were covered in blood, and the corpses of my dead parents where on my bed, when I tried to leave the house the character was teleported to a pitch black room, then a boss fight started, the boss was a giant Jim Sterling in a red thong, before I knew what happened he killed my, then the TV explode, I was scared, when something entered in my house, it was small and had many arms, I went to hide in the bathroom, I am now typing this and I don't know how many time I have left... I can feel him watching me with his hyper realistic eyes, I don't want to die. 
JIM STERLING OWNS YOU. JIM STERLING 4 LIFE. YOU R NEXT U FUCKER
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Borderlands 2 Cracked Creepypasta

It started as a normal day in my house. Like any other day I go to play Borderlands 2 on my PlayStation 3 (I got the game when it came out) so I went to turn on my PlayStation and it wouldn't turn on.
I went on the internet to see what was wrong with it. It turned out that i had the yellow light of death (similar to the red ring of death on Xbox). I was disheartened to now know my PlayStation is useless.
Now, thanking that I have a decent laptop that runs games fairly well I decided to find a cracked game of Borderlands 2 on the internet, sure enough I have found one. But when I went to check out the descriptions and comments about the game it was all blank and it seems that I was the only one that has viewed that page.
On the page the torrent read:
"Borderlands 2 cracked"
I decided to download it for the reason that it was seeded well. When it finished downloading, I went to install then play it. Everything seemed fine the intro credits were all fine, so I went to play storymode (again everything was fine) in the middle of me playing the game I got tired and decided to take a nap. When I woke up, the game has seemed to crash.
So I then opened up the game again but something was different. There was no intro credits and it only showed the startup menu except that all the color was taken out and the only option I had was "continue". I didn't want to at first but then I changed my mind. When the game was loading, it wasn't the same loading screen, the background was all black and it just said loading in comic sans font.
When it was done it appeared that my character was in a dark chasm with nothing in it my character had no weapons and when i put up my map it was blank and there was nothing there.
I decided to walk around, my player seemed scared and was crying. When I was walking I could hear some faint demonic chanting but I wasn't sure I was just thinking they were "skags" or some of the other animals in the game. As I walked farther the noise got louder and louder.
Then I turned my character around and all he could see was clap trap ( a robot in the game) but he was black and he was laughing and said, "You should have never done this."
The game then crashed and my computer shut off.
I was scared and didn't know what to think. I looked behind me and there was clap trap laughing at me. He had a knife in his hand and then again said, "You should have never done this."
I then fainted and woke up hours later. It turned out it was just a dream. I checked my computer for Borderlands 2, it was never there.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Old Shit
Borf Borf

This all happened a couple of weeks ago, and it was kind of strange. My parents were going out of town for work, so I had to stay at a friend's house. I stayed at my friend Jason's (let's call him that) house. 
When I walked in the door, I had a sinking feeling that something was wrong. Everything was so quiet. Their little Pomeranian stared up at me and almost smiled. We had fun, playing video games and stuff. Later, it was getting dark, so we ate dinner, and continued playing. That strange feeling intensified as the night went on. Finally, I looked back. I had to see what it was. The dog was looking at me.
I stood up and looked around for a minute or so. "What's wrong?" asked Jason. "Nothing... I think." I replied. After checking the last window, I turned around to see that dog staring at me in the face with a slightly angered look on its face. It was acting a little bit strange, almost like it could see something we couldn't.
I turned around to see someone who was peering into the window quickly disappear. I opened the door to get a picture of the person for the police. Suddenly, the dog ran out between my legs and yipped something I will never forget... "Borf Borf". It was gone, that dog ran away. As small a role it played in my life, I will never forget those words... "Borf Borf."
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Boss Recently Discovered Among Us

Oh my fucking god guys I am fucking fuming. So the other day at work my boss told us that he recently discovered the video game Among Us, and ever since, his behaviour has become rather concerning. He now refers to me and my coworkers as 'crewmates'. Last Wednesday, when he noticed my teenage colleague slacking off at his workstation, he yelled at him saying he was "faking his tasks" and is "acting sus". I confronted my boss telling him that his behaviour lately has been egregious and immature, and he proceeded to call me an idiot and yelled "kicked!" The next day I caught him dancing around in his office blasting "among drip" from his desktop at full volume. I entered his office to kindly ask him to turn off the music since it was distracting to me and my coworkers. He looked at me angrily, telling me he has called an "emergency meeting", instructing me to have a seat. I asked him what was the matter and he told me that I have been acting extremely "sus". He repeatedly yelled "you're the impostor", telling me to say goodbye to my job because I have been "ejected". I fucking lost my job and I don't know what to do. Please help me! I have nowhere else to turn.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Bowja from his CASHLE!

One day, Bowja was just walking down the street, because he was from his CAAAAASHLE, and MAARIO was like "hey, BOOWJA, why ya drvin' mah CRAASHLE?" and then LUIGI was like "Nyah!" But no one cared because MAAAARIO ate the mushroom and saved the princess but she was in another CAAAASHLE! Then BOOOWJA was at the castle, but it wasn't really Bowser, and then BOOOWJA was from his CAAAAASHLE. Then MAAARIO went into his castle and he DIIIIIEED! Then he came back and he DIIIIIIED. Then he came back to Bowja, he got the thing, and then BOOOOOWJA DIIIIED. Then there's the Princess, but the Princess wasn't really the Princess, and he went to another CASHLE but it still wasn't Bowja, it still wasn't the Princess and he never FOOOOUND her!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Bowling Balls

Why does a bowling ball have three holes if we're not supposed to put our penis in any of them?
Seriously, I'm not a bowler. I don't know anything about bowling besides the basic rules, but my buddy has a small bowling alley in his basement. We were getting drunk and decided to play truth or dare, and he dared me to stick my penis in one of the finger inserts. Long story short, it got stuck, and my friend had to use the lube in my back pocket to get it out.
It's bullshit that they have holes and yet the bowling ball company just expects us not to put our penis in them. I don't know if I'm going to take legal action because my penis is injured, but I feel like there should be a warning or something on the ball.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Bowmo vs Obma

Am Bowmo. Is ninja. From Okaalhomo. Meh Best frend was cayteecat on mincrft and i liked 2 play evry tiem. i made many frends and i made mor frends den obma came. thnx obma. wen obma furst came was leik "hai obma, am bowmo." he was just like "no. i dun like u." he takld me but i usd my ninja skils to deefeet him. and he was liek "i b bak, bby" and im liek "k bby" then latr he came back and took me by supriz and killded me. i am ded now. and am ghost ninja. isnt dat cool.
Am Bowmo. Is Ghost Ninja. From Okallhomo. Just remembr. obma comin 4 u. o look. he outside ur window rite now. i can see him cuz am ghost ninja.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Box in the Back Room

There is a small little store which can be found in Sanford, Maine. The name has been forgotten, for it is hard to find. If you can find a small store with a really faded sign, foggy glass, and broken glass all over the ground, you have found the right place. Open the door, if it is locked, find another way in. Hopefully you brought flashlights. The place will be empty, and a foul smell will linger within the building. Beware, there will be a back room, and upon entering it, there is no turning back.
Enter the back room, and close the door behind you. You will get a weird feeling in your gut. There will be a wooden box in the center of the room. If not, you are safe to leave. You will leave with good luck for one month. If the box is there, open it, no matter what, you must open the box. There are some who didn't open the box and tried leaving. No one knows what happened to them. Once you open the box, take what ever item is in there and leave. If there is nothing in the box, take the box. Once you are at home, bury the item.
If it is a key, everything you ever want unlocked, will be unlocked. If it is a knife, every person who does anything wrong to you will come back to them, worse. Not death, though. If it is an eye, you are very lucky. You will begin to gain psychic powers, and become very wise. Your lifespan will be close to doubled and you will still look young. Any other object, you bury. It will just give you a day's worth of good luck. If it was the box, bury it. If you are caught with the box by "It", "It" won't be happy. If the box is buried, you are safe, and granted a day's worth of good luck.
There is no catch, no anything, well, except that before you die, your death will be slowed down and more painful. Not that bad, right?
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Boy Scout Troop 666

Has anyone heard of Troop 666? It was a troop that went to a camping trip and never came back. I was watching TV when suddenly I fainted. Then I was at the camp ground where they were last seen. It was at Devil's Nook Forest in Rovensville, Minnesota. It was very dark out, which was very strange. I couldn't even see the moon! I was walking around, wondering where I was until I saw a bunch of corpses. I went and immediately called 911 on my cell phone. The cops never arrived. To this day I am scared to death because of this event. It seems to haunt me in my dreams sometimes... It was a horrible event, and I don't think anyone should ever have to experience it. I was in therapy for years due to this. I had the urge to see this site, so I drove to the location I was in, in the dream, and saw a single gravestone. It read "RIP (It said my name, but I censored it)". I was never found again. See you at the camp...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Boyfriend

"A young boy is found dead in his apartment, lying in a pool of blood.
The victim appears to be 14 to 17 years old.
His belly is slit open and his intestines are dragged out but not missing.
The intestines are found on his neck. The murderer strangled him with them.
Every organ in his body seems to be present..."
The reporter drones on, but he was wrong.
One vital organ is missing.
I always said I'd win his heart someday.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Boyfriend's Piss Bag (Copypasta)

I (19f) found my boyfriends (20m) piss bag. I usually stay at my boyfriends but i was going to meet my friend so i asked my boyfriend to drive me home. When i realised i forgot my phone in his room i told him he could wait in the car while i get it. I go into his room looking everywhere with no sign of it. That's when i decide to look under his bed. His nephew (18m) was looking with me when i checked under the bed.
That's when it happened, there was a yellow ziplock bag that looked to be full of some unknown liquid, i poke it and then ask his nephew if he knows what it is. He picks it up and that's the moment we realised this was most likely piss. His nephew is absolutely disgusted and so was i tbh, but i still wanted to give my boyfriend the benefit of the doubt. Because the idea of me sleeping above a bag of piss wasn't something i found exciting.
When i enter the car with no phone and a confused and grossed out expression my boyfriend ofc asks me what was on my mind. I tell him i found his little contraption and asked him if there was piss in the bag. He gets defensive immidatly. He tells me most men have a piss bag and that i'm being insanely dramatic for telling him to maybe not do that. I want to express how insanely disgusting this is but he's absolutely convinced that i'm dramatic and he's perfecly normal. How do i handle this?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:TRUE STORY
Boyfriend's Tunnel

My boyfriend likes to spend a lot of his free time digging a tunnel on some property that he inherited. I haven't seen the full extent of it, but last I saw it was remarkably deep under the surface. He's spent roughly a year on it, and it's evident. The front of the thing is deep, wide, well put together. At the front, which is the only part that I've seen, he's got cement beams, electric lights, even chairs and a small table. I haven't gone into it, but it looked like the quality severely dropped as the tunnel went further, mostly becoming open dirt with some wood beams holding it up.
My biggest concern is his safety, I'm really worried that he's going to dig too deep and it'll collapse on him or something. I've tried voicing this concern to him, but he just laughs it off and assures me that he'll be fine. Aside from safety concerns, there's also the fact that he doesn't really have a social life, because of this thing. I'm pretty much the only person he still talks to outside of his job, and he doesn't go out and do anything anymore. It used to be that he'd occasionally head out and do some digging on the weekends, but now he spends almost all of his free time out there. He still comes home, but he barely spends any time with me, and I know that he isn't doing anything but digging that damn hole in the ground. This can't be good for his mental health, but I don't know how to convince him to stop. He's always really happy when he comes back from digging, which is why I haven't seriously tried to stop him before, but I was talking to a friend about him, and she told me he might be going crazy. Obviously I don't think he's insane, but I hadn't considered the mental health aspect of this, and I just don't know what to do.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta