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Cheese trees

Contrary to popular belief, cheeses actually grow on trees, and do not come from the milk of cows.
The cheese tree is a very large tree that grows cheese on it. Many people think cheese comes from cows, but they are wrong. Farmers pick the cheese from the trees and sell them. The latin name for these little trees, "Darium chassius" simply means "Dairy cheese" (Chassi was the ancient roman term for cheese). These trees cost up to $7,000,000,000. Thats is why most people haven't heard to them.
The trees have specific growing conditions - they will only grow in conditions below -2 degrees celsius, on open ground with little shade. They blossom once a year - in the winter, and are most commonly found in northern Russia, Canada and Scotland. The tree grow to their prime phenomenally - from the shoot breaking the surface to the first pieces of cheese being grown, takes just 4 months - September to January.
==Growing Progress==
Around mid september time, the seeds sprout, and by the beginning of January the first pieces of cheese sprout. This is the interesting part of the process - If you've ever had brie, the will know that it has a thick, hard crust. This is how all Brie starts out, a solid lump of that crust. Initially the cheese will grow to a maximum of about 600 grams, which for a cheese tree is quite heavy. 
By the time the cheese has grown to its maximum size, usually around March time, it will stop growing. 
By the beginning of April, the inner layer of softer cheese will take up most of the space and about 1/4 inch of crust will remain on the outside. At this point, the cheese is picked by farm workers, and left to ferment for two months in a large fridge at a temperature of 4 degrees Celsius (Which is around the temperature of your fridge at home). This enables the thin, runny liquid inside to solidify a bit more. (This is why some Brie is runnier than others - it was not stored at a cool enough temperature). After the two months is over, farmers send to a special dairy food factory where all the brie is mixed together, the off cuts of crust are placed around the outside of the cheese, and goes straight to the shops for sale, and readiness to eat.
Other than brie, cheeses such as edam and some varieties of cheddar grow in this manner. The tree cheeses you see are basically just from trees which has been covered in the leaves of the tree which they grow off, rather than the outer crust.
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Cheesecake of Doom

The Cheesecake of Doom was created as a weapon by chef Mervin Mayes to feed to notorious critics, and competition. Its main ingredient is pure evil, with a dash of cinnamon for taste. This cheesecake has been known to drive many people mad just by looking at it. Only Chuck Norris has ever eaten it with no side effects.
==History of Use==
This cheescake has only been used as a last resort in chef wars. In the first Chef War, the cheesecake was invented, and used to kill 75% of the chefs to eliminate competition. However, Mervin Mayes was caught, and jailed in a local prison. There, he spent the rest of his days whittling soap into spoons. However, another chef found the recipe five years later. His name was Jerry Schloss. During a soup and stew competition in 1992, Shloss attempted to use the same amounts of cinnamon and pure evil used in the cheescake in the other contestants food, to kill the judges and take the prize by default. But his plain failed when the ingredients created a chemical reaction with the broth in the soups, and ruined the contest. He was disqualified, and his cooking license was asploded.
==Side effects on regular people==
The Cheesecake of Doom has many side effects on normal, mortal people. It causes sudden eye gouging, foaming from the mouth, realizing there's no cure for cancer while people are being snarky about cheesecake, being a sod, cardiac arrest, incontinence, chicken pox, turkey pox, ham pox, beef pox, diaper rash, dyslexia, near-sightedness, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, Pepto-Bismol syndrome, and awkwardness. And death.
==Cure==
There is no cure, yet. The Cure for the Cheesecake of Doom Foundation (CCDF) are working around the clock, payed by donations from viewers like you, to find the cure. We are almost there. With your help, we can find a cure for this terrible food. Thank you.
==Recipe==
To make the Cheesecake of Doom, you first need a cake pan. Then, you need a mixing bowl. After that, you need a mixing spoon. A blender is preferred for better cake quality. Then, you need an oven. Which works. Now, you must get some cheesecake mix. Prepare the cheesecake as it says on the box, but add 1 more ingredient: 2 cups of pure evil. Bake it in the cake pan, and let it cool. Then, serve to enemies. Unless you're Chuck Norris, then you can eat it yourself.
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Cheesy potatoes

Cheesy potatoes is a delicious dish that can be easily made at home if you know how. Despite the fact that it is high in fat, it is quite a delicious compliment to any meal you eat in your kitchen, dining room or bathroom. However, it does not make a good side dish for meals eaten in the garage, attic or secret lab. It contains these ingredients: your choice of cheese, onions, hashbrowns, sour cream, Ruffles, butter and a secret undisclosed ingredient of your choosing. The amounts of the ingredients are also undisclosed as to keep you on your toes. Can you make the perfect batch of Cheesy Potatoes? I doubt it!
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==Relatives who like Cheesy potatoes==
*Mom
*Uncle Pete
*Chuck Norris
*Dwayne
*Me
==Cheesy potatoes anecdotes==
* One time, I was making cheesy potatoes in the microwave, with bacon bits, and it was undercooked. Yuck. Always put the microwave on an extra minute or two for better cheesy potatoes.
* When I was 13 years old and on my way to basketball practice one day my mom told me to build up a good appetite because we were going to have cheesy potatoes for dinner. I had the cheesy potatoes on my mind for all of practice, and couldn't wait to get home. I started to get really impatient on the ride home, and we got stopped at the train tracks for about 9 minutes by a stupid freight train. Finally the train passed and I was home free for cheesy potatoes. I asked my mom, "Will the cheesy potatoes be ready right away when we get home?" and she said yes, they would be ready to serve right away. But when we got home and I went to the dinner table I sat down to find what? It was a full Maine rock lobster with a side of clam chowder, without a cheesy potato in sight. I said "Mommmmmm..!" but before I even finished she opened her eyes wide and blatantly feigned surprise saying "Oops!". My mom was like that.
* My buddy Rich once punched a man in the face for talking bad about cheesy potatoes. 
==Oh, and==
MMMMMMM TACO BELL CHEESY POTATOES MMMMMMMMM !!!!1ONE!
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Cheez Whiz

Cheez Whiz is a process cheese-like substance thing, manufactured by Kraft. Cheez Whiz is a delicacy in mobile home parks, on NASA space flights, in inner-city day-care centers, and in most places where nutrition is a low priority. In trailer parks, the visitor is often greeted with a plate of hors d'oeuvres such as Ritz crackers covered with Cheez Whiz, to hasten his au revoir.
In New York, you can find a hot dog and Cheez Whiz vendor on virtually every street corner. But you cannot wash them down with a 32-ounce soda, least of all the vendor.
==History==
Chef Rocco DiSpirito, star of the failed TV show The Restaurant, invented Cheez Whiz and popularized the signature Oysters Cheez Whiz at his Manhattan eatery. Recent evidence points to the true originator as Donald Trump, the same man who invented the meatball pizza.
Originally, Cheez Whiz was packaged in a tube, often with a tasty mint flavor to be used as toothpaste. This tube was put on the market when it was discovered that a previous packaging design of a spray aerosol can was being marketed by Oprah Winfrey (whose teeth are already pearly white) as a facial scrub. The can has since been re-established due to popular demand.
==Controversy==
Cheez Whiz has come under fire in recent years, mostly because of its strong resemblance to certain aspects of excrement. As Minister Fulton McBrowneye noted, "This, uh, stuff is really nasty. No one likes to be reminded of these, uh, substances."
Cheez Whiz is illegal in Canada because of the Canadian content laws and good taste. Everywhere else, Cheez Whiz is regularly eaten. It is especially doted on in Great Britain and in America, for the exact opposite reasons as the Canadian ban. For persons who are grossed out by the consistency of the product, Kraft makes an alternative called Velveeta.
Cheez Whiz no longer contains real cheese. The flavour comes from milk protein and extracts from urine (hence the name). The wee also gives some color.
==See also==
*American cuisine
*Vegemite
*Holy Cheese
Category:Tasteless
Chelsy Davy

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While growing up, Chelsy Davy wanted to be a model. Here she is showing that prize-winning smile.
This Zimbabwe-born, hellacious blond bombshell, Chelsy Davy, is the arm candy of Prince Harry. Born and raised in the heat of Africa, this girl thrives on African Lion Safari. Her father is a multi-millionaire mogul, who kills rhinos for money. 
Chelsy's father, and Chelsy herself, are close friends with Robert Mugabe. Robert Mugabe says on his relationship with the Davy's family, “The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.”
Chelsy Davy and Prince Harry met when Harry ran out of cigarettes, which Chelsy quickly offered up one of her own. Soon after, Harry and Chelsy were in their normal state: intoxicated.
Now, Chelsy hops over the ocean frequently to see Prince Harry, where the two party the night away, but unfortunately, due to the overconsumption of alco pops, neither Chelsy Davy nor Prince Harry can quite recall their romantic nights of binge drinking. Again, close family friend, Robbie Mugabe, loves to party as well. Robbie says on Chelsy Davy's partying, “Our party must continue to strike fear in the heart of the white man, our real enemy!"”
Chelsy Davy is indeed the perfect match for her dirty boy, Harry. Both share a love of drinking excessively, having smoking contests with a chimney, partying to the wee hours, grinding, flashing, skydiving, and breaking down the golden rules that dear old Granny set up.
Chelsy Davy met the queen, but was unwelcomed, when Chelsy speared one of the Queen's corgis. Apparently, Chelsy has been hunting since she was a wee kid, and she couldn't take the taunting of the pup, where she speared the poor thing, and ate it for breakfast, claiming that corgis are South African delicacy.
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Chemical bonding

If you have ever wondered why the atoms that make up molecules stick together and don't just fizzle and come apart, the short answer is chemical bonding.
==General Overview==
Chemical bonding is covered in the General Overview in Chem 101. General Thomas J. Overview (USNR, Ret.) concluded that life would be improved if the universe weren't just a huge cloud of floating atoms. It was he who made it possible for atoms to bond together, in a signature military manoeuver known as the Big Bang.
General Overview left us before his time, diagnosed with electron poisoning from all that work at the atomic level. After his death, some of the bonds began to break. This is called entropy, except in the Third World, where it is called anarchy. The world, or at least Latin America, awaits another military man to put it all back together and maybe even make the trains run on time.
== How chemicals bond ==
For centuries, mankind believed that atoms were either magnetically or romantically attracted to each other. However, when Isaac Newton found that a certain apple was attracted to him, it set off a chain-reaction of cognition that led mankind to its more pleasant modern state of understanding.
In fact, there are two separate ways in which chemicals bond:
=== Ionic bonding ===
:As an illustration, this entire section is written in "ionic pentameter."
In ionic bonding, one atom loans an electron to another. It then must stay in the neighborhood to make sure it gets it back. We see the same effect with Sony Walkmen and lawn tools. This is the weaker of the two types of bonds, because eventually they come out with something better, such as the iPod, and you decide to just let him keep the old one and start working on stealing his girlfriend, the bastard.
The ionic columns of various Greek temples hold the entire buildings together through this same effect.
=== Covalent bonding ===
In covalent bonding, one atom also loans an electron to another, but keeps it. The only analogue in the world of commerce is the U.S. banking system, in which the government lets a bank take in a dollar, simultaneously loan it out twenty different times, and tell stockholders it still owns it. The borrowers are not going to all go broke at the same time, are they? And if they do, the government can be given additional power to fight "systemic risks."
=== Bail bonding ===
A third and weaker type of bonding keeps the participants in one place solely because of the fact that "there is honor among thieves." The suspect and bondsman exchange money and sign documents to establish the good faith that each knows the other does not have. But both remain in the City because, well, where would they go?
==See also==
*Porgie and Bess
*Pork and beans
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pt:Ligação Química
Chemtrail

Chemtrails are mysterious trails left in the sky, used by conspiracy theorists as evidence that Santa is attempting to again take over the world with biological weapons. These floating phenomena are similar to aircraft contrails, but normally linger for longer and are arranged in elaborate high-altitude constellations in the sky.
These trails are thought to be left by 3 of Santa's Reindeers, specifically Cupid, Vixen and Comet (disputed).
== Chemtrail Theory ==
Held by many in the Trump administration as one of the most dangerous threats to humanity, it is thought these trails contain mind control chemicals causing the public to purchase vast amounts of gifts and other commercial goods to bestow upon family and friends around December 25th.
It is also considered by scientists that young children are more susceptible to chemtrails than adults, who often rebuff claims that Santa actually exists.
On ground and at lower altitudes, the products of these Chemtrails are known as Snow. Extensive studying shows that many who are exposed to snow adopt strange behavior (known in the medical world as "Festive Spirit"). This condition also propagates the acquisition of gifts at retail stores.
== Threat Mitigation ==
thumb|right|Attempts to clear snow by governments authorities in Luzerne Avenue, Baltimore, but clearly victims are already affected.
The Trump administration is one of the only governments in the world who are acting to stomp out this warring act. Thankfully, by refusing the sign the Martian treaty, they have ensured the demise of, which will evidently reduce the territory of Santa greatly.
Similarly, authorities affected by Snow worldwide employ mechanical Snow Ploughs to remove Snow from roads. However, as illustrated by the image on the right, this method is ineffective.
== See also ==
* Elvish National Front
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* "What In The World Are They Spraying On Us?" Video with facts and proof on chemtrails
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Cherbia

Cherbia (Spanish: Zórbia; Chinese: 切尔比亚, Pinyin: Qiè ěr bǐ yǎ; Birundian: Zrbzg; Cherbian: Chrbz), officially The Holy Southern Northern United States of Cherbia and The Municipality of Hell, is a country located... probably somewhere in the world. Scientists at Uncyclopedia are gobsmacked because they still don't know if this information is true yet. It is commonly known to tourists as being a language-filled shithole, as it rivals Papua New Guinea in the amount of languages.
Cherbia's biggest city is Zirbia, located somewhere in Cherbia. As of 2023, the population of Cherbia is around two million, expected to reach three million by 2035. It has 14 official languages, and 23 minority languages. It has the Cherb as its official currency, although is practically worthless for any American.
== Politics ==
The political landscape of Cherbia is mostly imaginary people having imaginary debates on some petty broadcast. Many "Cherbians" have expressed their enjoyement of Cherbia, although we all know they are some little god damn liars! The President, in which the usage of "president" in Chebria has came from their unoriginality, is Director Number 50. However, he has no poker face, and has been running as dictator ever since the nation's existence.
== Economy ==
Practically non-existent, like a lot of things in Cherbia. Although officially the currency is the Chreb, everyone uses the US dollar, mostly because saying Chreb naturally makes you look stupid and incompetent. It's probably for the well-being of all Cherbians that the Chreb will be renamed to the Cherb on some day.
== Military ==
Bold of you to claim that there is a military in Cherbia. Although with a population of two million, Cherbia has an army of 0 personnel, probably because nobody cares about fighting anymore. Even though there is practically no military, the government spends around twenty million dollars on military spending. Where this money is going to? Nobody knows, and nobody cares.
== History ==
There is no history, and there never will be history.
== Cities ==
Yes, there are cities in this forsaken place, and we do have a section all about them!
=== Chrz City ===
Chrz City is a city (although it would fit better if it was a town...) located in Flimbia, Cherbia. Around 200 Cherbians live here, making it more like an abandoned Inuit settlement. It had a history of existing one day, and then disappearing, and then reappearing.
=== Zirbia ===
Zirbia, often confused as Serbia, is the largest city and secondary capital of Cherbia. It is home to several iconic structures, like the Cherbia Synagogue, JHD-GBΔ Tower, Zirbia Airport, Zirbia Plaza, New Belgian Gardens, Cherbia Uni—okay you get it. Anything and everything Cherbian related is here.
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Cherokee language

The Cherokee syllabary is a syllabary invented by a sequoia tree in the late 1810s and early 1820s. Unlike French or Spanish, the Cherokee language is the art of writing letters that have nothing to do with the language's actual sounds. For example, when Cherokee people write "Ꭺ, ᏙᎻᏃ", they mean "go, domino". More nonsensically, "ᏎᏮ" in Cherokee makes a sound similar to "sewer" in English. 
== See also (ᏣᏯᎤ ᎢᎣᏢ) ==
* Cherokee
* Nonsense
* Elizabeth Warren
* Inuits vs. Eskimos
* ᎤᏩᏙᎵ
Category:Languages
eo:Ĉeroka lingvo
Chester A. Bum

And now it's time for Bum Reviews, with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review, the Chester A. Bum Uncyclopedia article.
OH MY GOD, CHESTER A. BUM IS THE GREATEST REVIEWER I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!! HE DOES A SHOW CALLED BUM REVIEWS WITH CHESTER A. BUM, AND IT'S SO AWESOME!!!!! HE WATCHES MOVIES IN A WARM BUILDING, sure this part is never actually shown, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE HE WATCHED THEM, AND HE WASN'T HIGH, AND HE TALKS ABOUT THEM IN PERFECT DETAIL, WHICH IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! HE IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!
== HIS INFANCY WAS THE GREATEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!! ==
OK, SO, A WHILE BACK, THIS GUY, CHESTER A. BUM, WAS BORN ON THE DAY HE WAS BORN, a time where, coincidentally, most birthdays coincide. BUT ANYWAY, HIS PARENTS WERE ALL LIKE "IT'S A GIRL!" BUT THEN, THEY SAW HIS PENIS, SO THEY WERE ALL LIKE "NO WAIT, IT'S A BOY!!!!" BUT THEN, THEY DECIDED HE WOULD NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, SO THEY LEFT HIM IN A PIE RIGHT NEXT TO PAULY SHORE!!!!
== HIS CHILDHOOD WAS THE GREATEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!! ==
SO AFTER HE MOVED OUT FROM THE PIE, WHICH IS SOMETHING HE DID BECAUSE PAULY SHORE IS ANNOYING, HE MOVED INTO A BAG!!!!! THE RENT WAS TOO HIGH, THOUGH, AND HE MOVED OUT INTO A CAN, WHERE HE STAYED IN A HIBERNATIVE STATE FOR 18 YEARS, AND THEN HE WOKE UP, AND MOVED INTO A BOX, WHICH HAS SINCE BEEN HIS PLACE OF RESIDENCE!!!!!!
== HIS PRESENT DAY..ITUDE IS THE GREATEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!! ==
SO LIKE THIS GUY WITH GLASSES (I forget his name) MET CHESTER, AND THEY STARTED TALKING, AND THAT GUY WITH THE GLASSES IS ALL LIKE "I'm going to give you a show on my website." AND THE BUM IS ALL LIKE "CHAAAANGE?!?" AND THEN, HE MADE A SHOW CALLED BUM REVIEWS WITH CHESTER A. BUM, AND IT IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!
==THE GREATEST MOVIES HE HAS EVER SEEN IN HIS LIFE!!!!==
* Speed Racer
* Prince Caspian
* Almost every other movie ever, especially those with monkeys.
==Not even Chester A. Bum Could like these:==
* Any Twilight Film (At one time it appeared that he called it "the greatest movie he had ever seen in his life," but it is today a well-known fact that this was, in fact, not him, but an alien in disguise.)
* Citizen Kane, the worst movie he had ever seen before in his life.
== IMPORTANT FINAL WORDS ==
CHANGE?!?!?! YOU GOT CHANGE!?!?!?!?! AW, C'MON, HELP A GUY OUT WILL YA? C'MON, CHANGE!
The End
Written and performed by Doug Walker
Seriously though, the Bum Reviews Uncyclopedia page was cool.
== Links ==
*THE GREATEST REVIEWS YOU'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE!
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