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Marmalade

Marmalade was invented in the early 1900s Swedes had only lingonberries and codfish oil to spread on the thin pancakes (rombiskt) they ate with fried eggs for breakfast. The Swedish inventor Dr. Jörnes Jörnnenenneson saw a crying need for a fruit-flavored spreadable similar to the English strawberry jam. In June 1910 he set to work, assisted only by his shaggy Norwegian Döökhound dog.
==The Methodology==
Reasoning that an egg-compatible spread could be manufactured through the newly-discovered mechanism of gamma-ray induced mutation, Dr. Jörnnenenneson gathered a herd of the native-bred flintskallig-fjäderfä chickens. Having no device for producing gamma rays, however, he speculated that grandma rays might work instead. 
So he recruited a cadre of old women, and began exposing the chickens to grannies—or, rather, having the grannies expose themselves in front of the chickens.
==Early Results==
Mutations began to show up immediately among the offspring of those chickens which were able to survive the exposure to granny radiation. Dr. Jörnnenenneson soon had a bizarre flock which included chickens with three beaks, lobster pincers instead of wings, and Kierkegaardian instincts. He had chickens that could speak English, and chickens that could foretell the past.
But he had no chickens producing a palatable breakfast spreadable. 
His efforts soon concentrated on one particularly productive and hardy old hen, which he named Forn-Moder or Old Mama. The more intelligent and articulate of this old hen's offspring would gather around when she laid an egg and comment in English or Kierkegaardian dialectics or lobster sign-language as their abilities dictated. 
This babbling annoyed Dr. Jörnnenenneson no end, but he put up with it for the sake of science and a fruity breakfast spread. His big shaggy dog found work keeping the growing herd of chickens out from under his master's feet.
==Success...and an Untimely Death==
At last, on April 31, 1912 the aging hen cackled urgently, gave a mighty heave, and produced an object which might—if fate had allowed it—have answered Dr. Jörnnenenneson's prayers.
He shoved his way though the clucking, lobster-signing, Kierkegaardian-mumbling crowd of offspring and saw a 20-cm Saville orange in Old Mama's nesting box. Was this the beginning of fruit-flavored egg products? Dr. Jörnnenenneson bent to pick up the object...but just then a chicken at the back of the flock piped up: "Look at the orange Mama laid!" 
The horrible pun struck Dr. Jörnnenenneson square in his left occipital lobe. It killed him instantly.
Only the shaggy dog survived to tell the story.
==Post Scriptum, Ipso Dipsum==
The dog, being a genius canine, then made Marmalade from these ingredients:
#Oranges,
#Magic,
#Shredded lemmings,
#Reindeer milk,
-Along with some more magic to give it that extra bit of acerbic tang.
Category:Puns
Category:History
Category:Sweden
pl:Marmolada
Maroon

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Maroon is a deep shade of brown. More notably, it is also a deep shade of red. It's almost like...
...it's both.
==?==
thumb|left|Another debate. Classic Uncyclopedia!
Oh great. It's you again. Let me guess. You want to know the origin of maroon and the fact that people call it brown.
"Uh...-"
Maroon's origins come from Medieval Greece. In classic Italian fashion, they steal the name for use in the Latin script. Then the French did an Italy on Italy and made the word "marron." Guess what! This translates to "brown" in modern English!
"Wait, so Maroon is actually Brown!?"
Basically, yes. Among Us got it all wrong by depicting Maroon as a shade of deep pink. This makes sense, as they make pink look like magenta. Now can you leave?
"I got one question left: Why did they make Maroon a dark red? In fact, it's red with a value of exactly 50!"
You see, there's this thing called a "red-brown." The web colours for brown and of course maroon are both red-browns. This makes little sense, as brown is usally defined as "dark orange," so a good red-brown would probably have a hue between red and orange. Coral is not a red-brown because even though it's between red and orange with its hue, it lacks one major property; the DARK of DARK orange. On the other hand, Auburn hair is a good red-brown, as it is dark and has a hue between red and orange.
"Damn, did you have to pull out that nerd emoji in you?"
...Let's just move on.
==Application==
Maroon is not just any web colour. It's one of the 16 main web colours! The others are red, yellow, lime, cyan, blue, magenta, olive, green, teal, navy, purple, white, silver, græy, and black. This means it is very common relative to other colours like peru. Have you heard of marble racing? Maroon is a common occurrence for larger cast sizes.
==See also==
* Maroon 5
Marquess of Queensberry rules

Marquess of Queensberry rules are rules of fair combat invented by Marquess Of Queensberry around the year 3024. He knew that the tame, docile people of the 30th century would never accept rules made for combat, so he traveled back in time by use of a Delorean he bought at a Yard Sale years earlier. The Rules advocated the use of weapons that don't exist and fair play.
==The rules==
#Do not talk about fight club.
#Do not talk about fight club.
#Each fight shall be between two men, or two men and Dean Stockwell, or two men, Dean Stockwell and a goat.
#Each man shall be equipped with a weapon that don't exist. Dean Stockwell will remain unarmed, the goat must be provided a real weapon, but must not use it unless the weapon is edible.
#Pork shall not be eaten by either fighter before or after the fight, and it may not be used a weapon.
#Any edible weapons must be consumed during the fight or neither fighter gets dessert.
#Rule eight does not exist.
#See rule seven.
#The fight is over when one or both fighters get their Asses Kicked, at which point dessert is served.
#The winner of the fight is the fighter whose ass has not been kicked or the first fighter to declare himself awesomely cool, or the first fighter to kick Dean Stockwell's ass without the help of the goat.
#In the event of a tie, Dean Stockwell is immediately declared the winner, and sexiest man in the universe.
#Any fighter who declares himself awesomely cool fraudulently is declared super-loser, which is actually worse than being the loser.
#If the fighter read this far into the rules, they may disregard rules one through twelve.
#If a fighter has been declared a Super-Loser then they may be redeemed as Awesomely Cool if they buy pizza for the whole world and wear really cool shiny sunglasses.
#If your name is William and you play the matrix online and have two different friends and their names are both James (and end in Vernon or McCreary and buy lunch everyday that is a pizza, cactus cooler, and a small candy) then you should be declared superly awesomely cooli-oh and get six free shots at Dean Stockwell's groin– not like it would affect him...
#If the goat wins there must be with the goat, Dean Stockwell, and my ex-girlfriend.
#If the goat still freakin' wins then the goat shall be declared "bahhhh" and eat pizza made outta tin canz.
#If the goat loses then it's game over and the player must input the initials "AAA" then insert another coin to continue.
#Fatalities are not allowed except to the fighter who is about to win his second round.
#In the event of a fatality, bacon will be permitted in the next fight, but not that fake bacon stuff.
==Criticism==
Detractors from the rules think they're stupid, and for ninnies. Ninnies detest this veiwpoint however, saying that the rules were not specifically for them, but for anyone who believes that beating up Dean Stockwell is the answer to all our problems.
==See also==
*Boxing
Category:Boxing
Category:Rules
Mars Climate Orbiter

right|thumb|250px|We'll be lucky to even get this thing off the ground... Well, maybe a little bit
The Mars Climate Orbiter was an unsuccessful NASA mission to the planet Mars that was launched on December 11, 1998.
==The mission==
The Climate Orbiter was created to measure climate on the planet Mars, although every day is either sunny or dusty. These measurements would answer several pressing questions:
*Is Mars suffering from global warming?
*Is mankind, or the unrelated Industrial Revolution, to blame?
*Can NASA somehow fill some of the dead time during high-school science class?
*Is time running out, requiring us to act now???
The fact that the above questions were so pressing accounts for the change from the original name of the project, the Mars Kryptonite Orbiter.
==Launch and deployment==
The launch of the rocket appeared to go well, although it accelerated a little faster than predicted, as though something were perhaps missing from the nose-cone. One NASA official did notice that the rocket was, in addition, significantly off course, but after talking to his wife, kept his mouth shut.
After a nine-month cruise around the world on Royal Carribean, relaxed technicians at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena attempted to contact the spacecraft as it entered orbit around Mars, but were unable to receive a signal from the craft after numerous attempts.
JPL scientists panicked only briefly on seeing their meal-ticket wink out of existence, before hastily devising a brand-new meal-ticket: An exhaustive, detailed, and expensive investigation to determine the cause of the loss of the craft.
==Results of the investigation==
The investigation revealed that there was a disparity between the units being used by JPL and those being used by one of its contractors. In shipping the Climate Orbiter from its production facilities in Pasadena to the launch site in Florida, JPL thought its mailroom subcontractor, Mail-R-Us, was using a ZIP Code to properly identify the delivery location. In fact, Mail-R-Us used what it always used, and shipped the package to NASA's area code. NASA officials, unaware of this, went ahead with the launch using the zip code instead, and the resulting muck-up surprised everyone except that lone NASA official. And his wife.
The Climate Orbiter is expected to be found years from now, either in the Dead-Letter Room of one of the U.S. Post Offices or as a crumpled ball of metal near one of the poles of Mars.
Category:Space
Category:Epic Fail
Category:Mars
Category:Global warming
Martin Bashir

Martin Bashir is a well known ex-footballer, lying bastard investigative reporter and notorious darkie. Bashir was born in 1974 due to his parents' lovemaking in bed. And to this day is still one of the biggest wastes of space the world as ever seen after Pat Robertson.
==Football Career==
He failed to represent Leeds United and England at U-15, U-21 and first team level between 1989 and 2001 and former England manager Bobby Robson once said of him "Who the fuck is this Martin Batchir - is it like Terry Butcher in disguise?"
==Meeting the Stars==
Bashir is much admired in media circles - which may explain how he got the Football Focus gig despite only having one GCSE in woodwork. He once, famously, gained the friendship of Princess Diana of Kent and Michael Jackson, the dead Thriller star and Shrewsbury Town central defender, before literally forcing them to make the beast with two backs at gunpoint.
==Match of the Day==
Despite the fact that Diana and Jackson are now currently dead, Bashir is still allowed to peddle his seemingly innocent but highly manipulative filth on Match of the Day when cheeky chappie, pug-faced Adrian Chiles is on holiday. Gavin Peacock the former Italian central defender sparked controversy by quittting the show live on air in March 2009 after Bashir who had coaxingly won his friendship before trying to force the Christian pundit to sacrifice his children to the Devil on national television.
==Devil Controversy==
Match of the Day stalwarts Nigerian Prime Minister Ray Stubbs and his Chief-Of-Staff Alan Hansen are thought to privately support Bashir's work with the Devil (to an extent) but Hansen was quoted recently in the Financial Times as saying, "I'll let the slimy cunt work at the BBC as long as he doesn't expose me for that tuna fish and guns incident."
==Being a Darkie==
Bashir once famously and revealingly explained to Tony Wilson on Granada News, "Yes. I am a darkie but not everybody knows about it yet".
==Bumming Dogs==
It is still unclear as to whether Bashir does indeed bum dogs or not.
Category:British journalists
Martin Luther (Lutheran)

:This article is about Martin Luther the Lutheran. Not Martin Luther the Tasmanian. 
==Martin Luther: Identity Crises==
Students of history have often confused Martin Luther (the Lutheran) with Martin Luther (the Tasmanian) or with Martin Luther King, Jr. This leads them to write boring essays about Tasmanian independence or juicy burgers, instead of the important historical developments they were supposed to be writing about. Other historical figures he has been confused with include, but are not limited to: Alexander Hamilton, Tim O'Brian, and Eminem.
==Martin Luther: The Early Years==
It is now widely known that Martin Luther was first born in a Starbucks on a remote tropical island. Although this was considered by many historians to be impossible due to the fact that there usually aren't any Starbucks on remote islands, Paris Hilton has confirmed that Martin Luther was indeed born in such an area. 
Experts are still not sure how he was transported from this unknown island to Germany, where he supposedly gained local reputation as a monk, mama's boy, heretic, sword-swallower, ex-tattoo artist, and founder of Burger King. He also created the nose flute and several brands of toilet paper, although his father wanted him to become a orthodontist. This is why Martin Luther shaved his head bald and got a nose ring. 
==Martin Luther: The Condom Salesman==
There has been much mystery over why Lutherans wear condoms around their necks as opposed to crosses, but this is because Martin Luther owned the world's very first condom store and then invented a contraceptive advice afterwards and called it a condom so he could sell it at his stores.
==Martin Luther: The Angry Businessman==
Martin Luther's condom business was very unsuccessful, because the Roman Catholics had declared contraception non-existent, and since God and his church are infallible of error all of Martin Luther's stock disappeared. Needless to say, this made him pretty mad.
So Martin Luther took to the streets and declared God a jerk. God became very defensive and said he wasn't a jerk, just his followers. So Martin Luther gathered up all the non-jerk followers of God and decreed that they should all buy 600 condoms each in celebration of the new church known as 'The Justice League' (later changed to Lutherans).
==Martin Luther: The Rotting Corpse==
Martin Luther died of a heart attack while practicing safe sex with his wife. In commemoration of the things he achieved while on earth, his followers used an African's custom designed condom instead of a body bag. He was later buried somewhere, there is much argument over whether he was buried somewhere or nowhere.
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Martin McGuinness

James Martin Pacelli McGuinness (Irish: Testicles; born Derry, 23 May 1950, died Derry , 21 March 2017) was an Fenian bastard Sinn Féin politician and was the deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland.
McGuinness came to prominence following his marriage to Adolf Hitler. At first Martin found it difficult to cope under the intense media glare that surrounded him as the spouse of Pedaphile Garyson, but he later used it to promote his interests, which included: hair curling; acting like a gay man, and looking at people (Illegal Drug addicted Mexicans) going on trips to the USA for free.
==Biography==
Martin began life as a prostitute who was on heroin in 1888, when he tried to get laid in County Meath, Ireland. During the late 1800's there was a great deal of discrimination against sueing Prostitutes and aliens. He travelled to Belfast to visit the infamous Banshee (WTF IS A BANSHEE?!) Lady GaGa, who told him he needed to acquire (gay) magic powers and this could be done by wearing her lucky charms. Which were moldy as hell. She was only willing to let Martin wear the charms if he married her and moved to Dublin, where she wished to pursue a career as a traffic light. Why? Because she was sick of getting arrested for being a prostitude for cying out loud! Being a complete quer, Martin was repulsed by the Banshee but desperate for the lucky charms so he beat her unconscious with his leprechaun pipe and stole them. 
With his new lease of life as a human Martin embarked on various unsuccessful ventures until he invented hair curlers and became very rich, and the original Justin Beiber. You know, gay as hell? In 1977 while testing his new bombs at a conference in New York, Martin met the most famous policeman and British secret agent Spongebob Squarepants. The two immediately faught untill the policeman had put him in handcuffs and arrested him for terrorism.
Martin can often be seen these days out and about attempting to stalk people like a gay ass creep he is. He has also had his picture taken with several famous terrorists, including George Bush and Justin Beiber, evidence of this can be seen beside this Article.
Category:Northern Ireland
Category:Irish politicians
Category:Terrorists
Martinizing

Martinizing is a process used by dry cleaners to remove stains from clothing. 
==History==
Martinizing was first discovered by Dean Martin in 1953, when he accidentally spilled vodka onto Frank Sinatra's shirt which, coincidentally, had had a little bit of spaghetti sauce splattered on it earlier in the evening. Much to their surprise, it removed all traces of the stain. Sinatra, a keen businessman, recognized the value of the discovery and helped Martin patent the process and the rest, as they say, is history.
== Current Trends ==
In its current form the Martinizing process now involves dipping an entire garment in vodka under pressure. It takes about an hour for the vodka to evaporate after the garment is removed from the pressure vessel. You wouldn't want to wear it right away as vodka is highly flammable (or slightly non-inflammable, the matter is still under debate), and if you were to get pulled over for a routine traffic stop, you'd have quite a bit of explaining to do to the officer, who would undoubtedly be quite suspicious at the strong aroma of alcohol he'd be easily able to detect.
== Controversy ==
Wink Martindale tried to challenge Martin's patent on the grounds that it infringed on his Martindalizing process which used club soda as a de-staining agent, but failed when it was shown that Martindale's process had to be used before the stain had been set, while Martin's process was effective even on dried set-in stains. Wrote U.S. District court judge Jonathan "Red" Walker, "clearly, Martin's approach is the more unique of the two." Martin and Martindale would not speak again for several years until they met at a roast for Foster Brooks during which Martindale would eventually storm off the set after Martin referred to him derisively as "bubbles".
== Similar Processes ==
In Ireland, 'McMartinizing' uses Whiskey in combination with agitation to great effect, and also often as a dry cleaning agent.
The French process of 'Lewisizing' which uses wine was never much of a commercial success as it tended to produce more stains than it removed.
In Russia, early attempts at duplicating the process began with the experimental drinking of vodka, but was never really developed far beyond that despite considerable continuing research.
Category:Booze
Category:Technology
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