Porn Videogame XXX 1

I'm a total Porn fan much like everyone else. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked porno before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was watching Furry Boobs Unleashed, until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD game for computers and a note. I took it inside.
I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Patrick whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Patrick was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.
This is what he wrote...
Miguel,
I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, she cut my penis, and if you don't destroy this CD, she'll come after you too, he's too fast for me....
Please Miguel, destroy this god-forsaken disc before she comes after you too, it's too late for me.
Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it.
Please...
Patrick
Well, that was certainly weird. Even though Patrick IS my friend and I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple porn game would do anything bad to him, after all it's just a porno game right? Boy, was I wrong about that...
ANY way, I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary porno, except it had black marker on it written "Porn Video Game XXX 1", and it was much unlike Patrick's handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a pawn shop or eBay. When I saw "Porn" on the writing of the CD, I was actually excited and wanted to play it, since I'm a a BIG Porn fan.
I went up to my room and turned on my computer and put the game in. When the title screen popped up I noticed that it was the first Porn game I played in a disc, I was like "Awesome!" Because like I said earlier I like porn. The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there's was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black.
The image looked like the sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, it says Porn Games 1899, and the water is turned red, like blood, except it looked realistic.
But the freakiest thing that was in that split second frame was woman, her eyes were pitch black and bleeding with two glowing red dots staring RIGHT AT ME, and a smile that stretched wider up to the edge of his face. I was rather disturbed about that image when I saw it. After it cut to black it stayed like that for about 10 seconds or so. And then another weird thing happened, A save file appeared saying "Worst Porn ever" popped up, and I was like "WTF!", anyway I made a new game, the background was the dark cloudy sky of the Bad Stardust Speedway level from Sonic CD, and there were only one save file. The music was, Nothing, There is no music, then a generic porno music came up and seemed to have been in reverse. And the image for the save is just red static for the only save files.
What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only A Naked guy, A Naked black guy and to my surprise, Ryu from Street Fighter naked! Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, how can you play as A naked black guy in a Porn game, for crying out loud?
That's when I realized that it was a hacked game.
Yeah it definitely looked hacked, it was really creepy, but as a smart gamer, I wasn't scared, I told myself that it was just a porno game and there's nothing wrong with that. Anyways, shaking off the creeped out feeling I picked A new game and chose The white guy, and when I selected and got started. The game froze for about 5 seconds and I heard a creepy moan that sounded an awful lot like that Alexis Texas or whatever before cutting to black.
The screen stayed black for about 10 seconds or more, then it showed a typical level title thing, it was only a text and the text showed only "Porn Studio, Level 1". The screen faded in and the level title vanished revealing The white guy i picked in a Porn Making video thing , the music was Spongebob theme song, it sounded like Porno Music in reverse. Anyway I started playing and had The white guy start walking, what was odd was that as The White Guy was running along the level there was nothing but flat ground and a beds for 5 minutes, that was when the peaceful music started to lower down into slow deep tones very slowly as I kept going.
I suddenly saw something and I stopped to see what it was; it was a chimpanzee lying dead on the ground bleeding (That was when the music started to slow down), The white guy made a saddened look on his face, so I had him move along, and he kept that worried look on his face. As he kept moving I saw more dead Chimpanzee as I moved past them looking more and more worried as the music lowers and I moves past more dead Chimpanzee, I was shocked to see how they all died, they looked like somebody killed them in rather gruesome ways; a Bonobo was hanged on a tree with what appeared to be his entrails hanging out, a Chimpanze had all four of his limbs torn off and a lot more of gross stuff. After a few more seconds there were no more Chimpanzee and the music seemed to have stopped, I still continued.
After a minute passed after the music stopped, The white guy i picked was running up a Giant Camera and then he stopped, it wasn't until I saw a woman sad her so I fucked her and got a boner, Then i noticed that the woman wasn't responding to me. The white man walked slowly away from the woman, and I noticed that I wasn't even moving my keyboard to make him move, so this had to have been a cut scene.
Suddenly I began to have a growing feel of dread as the woman walked closer to Me, I felt that The white guy was in danger and something bad was going to happen. I heard faint static growing louder as the woman was inches away from Me and stopped and stuck his hand out to touch my character. That foreboding feeling in my gut was growing stronger and I felt the urge to tell The white guy to get away from The woman as the static grew louder, I was still horny.
Suddenly in a split second the naked woman popped up in the screen without eyes and ears
It stayed black for about 7 seconds and then white text appeared forming a message, saying, "Horny dudes, I'm going to kill you?"
At this point I was creeped out, It had a question mark, then then message changed into "I'm the one who fucks", I was still weirdly horny. After 10 Seconds....
I felt a scratch on my no-no zone, It hurts like hell
After that, my pee pee was bleeding
I can't move.
After I sat there for 5 seconds, Unable to move, I heard a voice right behind me, like a whisper....
"Still horny?"
I turned around to see where the voice came from, and what I saw made me scream...
Sitting on my bed... staring right at me...
... Was the naked woman, turning into black, cutting off my pee pee
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