Anschluss

𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜 (Anschluss or Anschluß) (which translates to annexation or connection) is a running gag in the Polandball universe used to describe a countryball becoming a rectangle with small eyes (the "Anschluss eyes") before proceeding to invade and/or annex another countryball. The gag is also used in mapping.
Historically, it refers to the Nazi annexation of Austriaball in 1938. The most common example of this is Germanyball becoming Reichtangle. However, "Anschluss" can also describe a countryball with dominance in a particular skill.
Countryballs usually say "Anschluss" in a typewriter font like Courier New. The phrase is infrequently followed by Zeit (meaning "time").
Anschlussed countryballs don't die. Anschlussed countryballs are wrapped somewhere inside the body of the countryball that Anschlussed them. From time to time, these countryballs revolt from inside the body to gain freedom, or they are rescued by another countryball that infiltrated the body of whoever captured them. The countrytangle regresses to its standard form when that happens. This process is known as Balkanization.
There are Anschluss forms for other countries, though not all are necessarily rectangles; some, like Tringapore, become pyramids or cones. Others, like Kazakhbrick and NepalRawr, become sawruses and squares, respectively. Also, Israelcube, because of Jewish physics, becomes a four-dimensional tesseract, the only such countryball that breaks the rule of countryballs being higher than three-dimensional. Anschluss forms are the few exceptions to the rule against countryballs not being any other shapes than a ball. Some countryballs have more than one Anschluss form, notably Chileball, who can turn into a worm.
== Countryballs' Anschluss modes ==
* Afghanistanball - Becomes a powerful Taliban powerhouse Islamic Emirate. The Taliban allies with Iranball for Anti-American reasons by fixing all diplomatic trouble and anschlusses all other Durrani lands (Basically Pakistanball)
* African Unionball - Unites all 8balls (except Western Saharaball) and in its clay to become African Uniontangle. It will remove Racist people, civil war, and poverty from the world and empower the United Nations for Peace and Flory
* Arab Leagueball - Unites all Arab countries, the Sahara desert and exercises influence in West Africa and the Sahel to become United States of Arabiatangle and defeats Israelcube to establish one state democracy. The United States of Arabiatangle will eliminate sectarian and tribal divides, solve ethnic and religious problems, and revive pan-Arabism. It will side with the United States and make China the opportunity to invest here.
* Argentinaball - Becomes Argentinatangle. Argentinaball then uses its new LIONEL MESSI POWER to RIG THE COPA AMERICA Matches to Argentinas favor. It becomes a powerful Football nation and will punish anyone who calls it soccer.
* - Armenia has two paths to choose. 1) If it remains pro-Russian, it removes Pashinyan as a inept leader and hires a pro-Russian leader and begins to use the Russian military stationed in Armenia to attack Azerbaijanball to regain its lost lands. It will then turn Türkiyeball, and invading Pakistanball for not recognising it without mercy. 2) It becomes a Western Country and leaves CSTO to join NATO in supporting NATOs glory But it might want to watch out for this guy.
* - Becomes another kingdom and restoring the Habsburg to its normal state.
* - Becomes Commonwealth of Australiatangle, And Republic of GLITCH Productionstangle and welcomes NATO to its area.
* Azerbaijanball - Remains Pro-Russian and convinces Russia to leave Armenia. Once the Russians leave it invades and removes Armeniaball, forming Azerbaijantangle.
* - Annexes Turks and Caicosball to make Greater Bahamasball, making lots of tourist monies and the richest countryball in the Caribbean.
* - Ukraineball is attacked for hating Russiaball. Wow, nice prediction. Russiaball. It will give Russia access to its clay and supply weapons and control Wagner Group
* - Becomes the Republic of Bosnia and unites with Croatiaball to become a valuable NATO state. Goes to war with Serbiaball for obvious reasons. Albania and Kosovo will become true allies with Bosnia. It soon gains momentum to become a far-right state known as the Federation of Bosnia, a form that removes Serbs. The Croats revert into Ustase, dragging Bosnia with it to become a Far Right Muslim/Catholic Republic
* - becomes Neymartangle and uses the POWER OF NEYMAR to start a INTENSE RIVALRY WITH Lionel Messi . It then creates a SUPER RIVALRY WITH CRISTIANO RONALDO and forces the Portuguese to accept the Brazilians as their superior football team because you're going to Brazil.
* - Becomes a powerful Sultanate of Brunei 
* - To become a powerful state, Bulgaria becomes a pro-Russian countryball and begins a series of mobilizations. As a result, Serbiaball, Greeceball, and Türkiyeball will be on alert. Croatiaball will revert to the far-right, leading to the return of the Ustase starting a war between Bulgarians and Croats. Uh Oh. Looks like NATO is going to be in for a pain
* - Becomes a Pro-Russian Republic and works with Niger and Mali to create the Sahel Confederation and conducts mercenary assasination against New Zealandball.
* - Becomes Kingdom of Burundiball Allies with Rwandaball and anschluss Democratic Republic of the Congoball, Tanzaniaball, Ugandaball, and Kenyaball plus it will removing all protesters and corruptions so make them peacefully.
* - becomes Khmer Republictangle and uses Chinese aid to go to war with Vietnamball.
* - Becomes Commonwealth of Canadatangle and begins to unleash its Canadian powers by spreading maple syrup, hockey, and poutine, outlawing the usage of firearms in every country, and casting the world into a NHL WORLD OF COMPETITION BETWEEN CANADIANS, AMERICAN, SWEDISH AND RUSSIAN PLAYERS. It begins its multicultural policy by forcibly demanding Alaskaball, Greenlandball, and Icelandball to sign an agreement for Free trade. Since Trudeau is re-elected with a minority government, Canadaball will need approval from the NDP. If Trudeau is kicked out in a No-Confidence motion, or losses the 2025 election, the Conservatives will remove Trudeau for being a sore loser. Canadaball will 100% NOT apologize for any destruction caused during this process. Canada shall do whatever it takes to BLAME CHINABALL FOR Election interference. If this fails, China will intervene with its police station to intimidate all CHINESE CANADIANS to vote out Trudeau and the Conservatives and install a pro-Chinese NDP faction into power with Jagmeet Singh becoming future prime minister. UH OH.
* - Becomes Chadtangle and works with Wagner Group to start other dictatorships in Africa
* - Becomes a better Football team, and prays to become a Legend of Football once again since 2016.
* Chinaballs - See below for separate Chinese Anschluss modes.
** Chinaball (People's Republic) - Becomes People's Republic of Chinatangle and begins to use the world's Huawei cellphone to hack into every countryball with a bad relationship with China or Russia. China then focuses on PLAN 2. Since the Chinese do not rely on gaining territory, it will focus on Anschlussing their economy that they will eventually fall and their people will starve. It will get all the G20 members shocked by becoming so popular that it will take control of the world's stock markets and economy. It will ensure that both the economies of Taiwanball, Mongoliaball, Vietnamball, Thailandball, Myanmarball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, Malaysiaball, Tringapore, Indonesiaball, Philippinesball, Bruneiball, Timor-Lesteball, Palauball, Guamball, Northern Mariana Islandsball, North Koreaball, and South Koreaball under its mercy, it will take out revenge to Japanball For war crimes and Nanjing Massacre. This will piss the EUROPEANS OFF BY imposing tariffs while being endorsed by Trump, and EUball AGREES TO put an economic sanction on China. In any case, it will start a massive Economic Recession and a GREAT DEPRESSION. Who will win? Russia will 100% back China with its economic sanctions against those who disagree. IF ALL ABOVE FAILS, China will operate PLAN 3 and launch THE WORLDS LARGEST DEBT TRAP DIPLOMACY FROM THE ONE BELT ONE ROAD INITIATIVE AND REMOVE JUSTIN TRUDEAU FOR BEING AN INEPT LEADER!
** Chinaball (Republic, Taiwan) - Becomes The True Republic of Chinatangle and Anschlusses PRCball, Hong Kongball, Macauball, Tuvaball, Mongoliaball, Gorno-Badakhshanball, and some parts of Myanmarball. It will then go to war with Vietnamball, Laosball, and North Koreaball; remove socialism there to revive the Republic of Vietnamball and Kingdom of Laosball; and reunite the Republic of Korea. The USA will support China as both nations are considered allies. It also improves its relationships with western and Southeast Asian countries. Then, it installs freedom and democracy over its clay until a far-right party wins over 18% of the vote in the general elections.
* - Becomes Colombiatangle and takes revenge on Argentinaball for losing to COPA AMERICA.
* - Elects a FAR RIGHT CONSERVATIVE PARTY into Power and allies with Bosniaball. It then unleashes a huge propaganda war with Serbia and forces NATOball and UNball to cause insurgency in Kosovo. It then takes revenge on Serbia for Vukovar and 1992. After winning against Serbia, it then annexes it. BUT WAIT, HOLY ****, it just took out Bulgariaball and Italyball. Then, it attacks Israel and stands with Palestine before restoring the Palestinians into power. Then it turns to China, Iran and Russia and attacks them forcing NATO to once again go to war with the Anti-American alliance. WAIT NO! IT DESTROYED THE ONE BELT AND ONE ROAD INITIATIVE and Defeated Xi Jinping! Croatia defeats Chinaball forcing the Communist State into subission. Taiwan then comes back to the Mainland and becomes the Republic of China once again.
* - Teams up with Russia, China, and the other commies to become Cubatangle and remove USA and take over the entirety of America. It will also annex Puerto Ricoball for being capitalist and also stealing his flag. It will then anschluss the world if it wants.
* - Allies and fight with Slovakiaball to become Czechiatangle. It then removes the Commies, Flag theft, and takes out its revenge on Russiaball and Germanyball for 1939 and 1968.
* - Unites with Somaliaball to become Somali-Djiboutish Commonwealthtangle. Will anschluss Eritreaball, Franceball, Rwandaball and colonize Tringapore. It will use France's nukes to nuke Taiwanball for being larger. Afterwards, it will anschluss Japanball for the economy (leaving the people alone) and becomes so rich that USAball tries to nuke it. Djibouti then anschlusses Indiaball for two reasons: it's nukes and for the dominant party murdering Muslims. Using the nukes, Djibouti cancels USAball's future IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JIMMY NEUTRON REFRENCE? and also nuking the BJP into oblivion. It then allies with Indonesiaball, Malaysiaball, Algeriaball and Lebanonball to take out Israelcube, for hurting Palestineball. It will anschluss half of Portugal to get corks and shit. After all of those, it makes sure that all the economies merge into one to make the entire world "Djibouti-controlled". In the most extreme case, it will revert Croatia into the Ustase...
* Democratic Republic of the Congoball - Unites with Republic of the Congoball and becomes Republic of Zairetangle. It Anschlusses Cabindaball, Rwandaball, and Burundiball. Then, it takes revenge on Belgiumball for Leopold II for genociding its people's land.
* - Becomes Ecuadortangle It Anschlusses Peruball.
* - Becomes Mamlukrawr or New Kingdom Of Egyptsphere and Anschlusses Israelcube and teams up with Palestineball.
* - Restores the glorious House of Solomon to become Ethiopian Empiretangle. Anschlusses all East African countries bordering its clay, removing kebabs, commies, and homosexuals and spreading Rastafarianism, Christianity, and Judaism. Will later team up with Israelcube to remove jihad from its clay and take out its revenge on Italyball for invading Ethiopiaball in World War II.
* - Becomes the EUtangle. Destroys Russia with NATO assistance.
* - Unites with Finlandball. However, if it wants to go by itself, it will become Nordic Estoniatangle. Will Anschluss Finlandball and The rest of the Nordicks. Then it Anschlusses The Baltics. It then anschlusses Russiaball and for occupation. Estonia will then anschluss Polandball for connecting its recently anschlussed clay. Then it anschlusses all countries who are friendly with Russiaball. Then it removes Communism, Vodka, Börk and jihad. Estonia will build nukes to test on Börkface, especially börk capital.
* - Invites Estoniaball into the Tasavalta. If Estoniaball is united with Finlandball, it will automatically into Nordic as it will become part of Finlandball and may drag Latviaball and Lithuaniaball into Nordic with it. Finland then takes out revenge on Coloradoball for nuking it in South Park. And maybe even 6ball.
* - Becomes the Third Kingdom Of Napoleonic French Colonial Empiretangle. Anschlusses Belgiumball, Netherlandsball, Luxembourgball, Switzerlandball, western Germanyball, Andorraball, Cataloniaball and northern Italyball. Turns eastern Germanyball into satellite states. It will also Anschluss former colonies ( Algeriaball and Haitiball being the hardest to get) and spread Gulli, TV5Monde, Oggy and the Cockroaches, Xilam Animation, Okoo and FranceTelevisions around the world. It will anschluss Africa, such as territories of French West Africaball, French Equatorial Africaball, Vietnamball, Laosball, Cambodiaball, Quebecball, Maineball, and Louisianaball. NEVER surrender this time, fighting on until the very last man.
* Germanyball - Becomes Reichtangle by 𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜ing Austriaball, Alsaceball, Denmarkball, Luxembourgball, Netherlandsball, Belgiumball, Czechiaball, Liechtensteinball, and in some cases, Italyball. May anschluss Namibiaball during the process, and turn Slovakiaball into a vassal state. The Mittelafrika plan will also be re-enacted, thus allowing the Reich to 𝙰𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚜 central Africanballs such as DR Congoball and Cameroonball. Norwayball, Hungaryball., Serbiaball, Romaniaball, Moldovaball, Belarusball, and Ukraineball become puppet states. Croatiaball will not be provoked either because it will revert into the far-right, leading to the return of the Ustase… Polandball, will not be provoked.
* Ghanaball - Unites with Côte d'Ivoireball in order to form Ashanti Empiretangle and anschlusses Togoball, Beninball and Burkina Fasoball. Might also Anschluss Englandball as revenge for being colonized previously. To secure not being recolonized, they might Anschluss Franceball just to be safe.
* Greeceball- Becomes Byzantinetangle and anschlusses North Macedoniaball, Türkiyeball, Cyprusball, Egyptball Northern Cyprusball, Albaniaball Serbiaball. It will then turn into Roman Empiretangle and anschlusses all former Roman clay.
* Hong Kongball - Becomes SUPER TAX HAVEN CITY and plans to anschluss the economies of Taiwanball and Tringapore. It then makes the HK diaspora rich and becomes the super ultra rich city in the world
* Hungaryball - becomes ORBAN NATION and attacks Slovakiaball for revenge. Retake the vampire Transylvaniaball and Serbian land Vojvodinaball, allies with Bosniaball, Polandball so they don't call on NATO. Might even ally with Austriaball to form Austria-Hungarytangle. Might even ask for Putin for help.
* Icelandball - Anschlusses Faroe Islandsball becoming It's Iceland Timetangle, leading it to the annexation of Irelandball and UKball. Russiaball will love and marry Iceland, while it anchlusses Franceball, Germanyball, Polandball, and maybe even Austriaball if it's lucky enough.
* Indiaball - Modi fixes the Constitution to his will and makes the Country become the Republic of GREATBharat. Modi declares to the world that Hindustan is ready for war with Pakistanball and mobilizes all the provinces population into great Bharat army. Modi then orders a massive invasion on Lahore, Islamabad and then distracts China. What happens in the end is that WW3 has begun and Modi smiles as his army steamrolles Pakistanball.
* Indonesiaball - Becomes NUSANTARA and gets Prabowo in power. Invades and annexes Timor-Lesteball and Papua New Guineaball and rivals with Malaysia over Brunei and Singapore. If it wins, might anschluss Tringapore, Bruneiball, and Malaysiaball, Christmas Islandball, Cocos Islandsball, Palauball, and it will may Anschluss Vanuatuball and removing West Papuaball and plans to get revenge on Japanball for Romusha which killed 4 million people. But it might want to watch out for this guy.
* Inuitball - With Conservative Canadaball Inuitball unites all Inuit tribes into a single unified nation known as Arctic Empiresphere and becomes a powerful Territory of Canadatangle. Anschlusses Arcticgobin with all Arctic countries and Antarcticaball before declaring war on the colonizers who occupied it. In this case it will remove the Liberals (Especially Trudeau) from Canadaball and suicide from Greenland. Pierre Poilievre becomes Prime Minister.
* Iranball - Anschlusses all stans ( Afghanistanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Pakistanball, Kazakhbrick), Azerbaijanball and Armeniaball to become the Third Persian Empiretangle. it will then proceed to declare war on all the Arab States that don't like it...... Watch out Saudi Arabia.
* Iraqball - Becomes a Pro-Iranian Proxy. Anschlusses Syriaball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, , Jordanball, Northwest Saudi Arabiaball, , Iran's gulf coast and Kuwaitball. If it is strong enough. It will declare war on NATO.
* Irelandball - Brings Northern Irelandball back into Ireland, becoming Éiretangle. It may even Anschluss Scotlandball and Walesball, becoming Celticsphere.
* Israelcube - Anschlusses Palestineball, Lebanonball and Jordanball and turns itself into a NETANYAHU REPUBLIC. However Israel will find itself isolated from the Rest of the World.
* ISISball- Becomes ISIStangle and uses Selfdestruct! HAHAHAHA ALLAH AKBAR (Explosion).
* Italyball- Becomes Second Roman Empiretangle and anschlusses Portugalball, Spainball, Andorraball, Franceball, Sloveniaball, Albaniaball, Kosovoball, Montenegroball, Serbiaball, Bulgariaball, UKball ( Englandball, Walesball, Scotlandball), Romaniaball and Moldovaball and Greeceball. May also anschluss Libyaball, Eritreaball, Somaliaball, Egyptball, and Tunisiaball and to the most extreme case, would anschluss Ethiopiaball, Asia Minor. It will however not provoke the Croats.
* Japanball - Becomes the Second Japanese Empiretangle and launches a new era of Japanese Pro-Conservative Kawaii based Imperialism. it will summon a stand called "Rising Sun" and anschlusses South Koreaball, North Koreaball, Taiwanball, Hong Kongball, and coastal territories of Southeast Asia (become the Difficult hard to target because many Southeast asia countryballs could anschluss others Countryballs), but will possibly want to avoid this guy, any other Pro-American countries, Pearl Harbour, Pinoy, and This guy too as Japan may want to careful with Biden and remain friendly with it. But all others bow to the resurrected Rising Sun!
* Kazakhbrick - Becomes the Kazakh Republic. Allies with Russiaball. Anschlusses the other Stans except Kyrgyzstan and would totally ally with Mongoliaball turning it into the Mongolian Empire. After which they will both gang up on the world and cause the Mongolian Golden Horde to rise up again!
* Kenyaball - it will become Kenyatangle and will anschluss Somaliaball and South Sudanball for clay disputes and invasion.
* Kuwaitball - Becomes the Sumerian Empiresphere. Anschluss Saudi Arabiaball, Türkiyeball, Syriaball, and becomes a pro- Iranball, and its revenge to Iraqball for anschlussing them in 1990.
* Lebanonball - Blanda up with Tunisiaball to create Phoeniciatangle and grows its navy to destroy Nethanyahu
* Lesothoball - It will Suicide and become Second Kingdom of Basutolandtangle
* Latviaball - Anschlusses Estoniaball, Lithuaniaball, and Kaliningradball to form the 🥔 Baltic Empire of Latvia 🥔 
* Lithuaniaball - Unites with one and only great country Polandball and becomes Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtangle. However, if it wants to go on her own, it will bring the Grand Duchy of Lithuaniaball back to life.
* Malawiball - It will may poor and becomes a Nyasalandtangle anschluss Mozambiqueball, Zambiaball, Zimbabweball and it will may anschluss Tanzaniaball for its river on its clay.
* Malaysiaball - Becomes a POWERFUL federation under the name United Federation of Malaysia.
* Madagascarball- Anschlusses Mauritiusball, Seychellesball, Comorosball and Mayotteball
* Marshall Islandsball - Becomes Bikinitangle, and anschlusses any country that hates Spongebob.
* Mexicoball - Becomes Mexican Empiretangle or Neo-Aztec Empiretangle. Anschlusses New Mexicoball, Texasball, Arizonaball, Nevadaball and all Central America (You can keep Utahball, Gringo, but they are mine but Californiaball is the hardest to get!)
* Mongoliaball - Becomes Second Mongol Empiretangle and unleashes terror across the world. it teams up with Kazakhbrick and Russiaball, and together anschluss, South Koreaball, North Koreaball, Myanmarball. Then the Triple Empires turn Iranball, Afghanistanball, Tajikistanball, Turkmenistanball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, western Pakistanball, Azerbaijanball, Armeniaball, Iraqball, Türkiyeball, Georgiaball, the remainder of Ukraineball and Moldovaball into Khanates. In any case, we can safely assume that it will remove Kim family from the Korean Peninsula along with any threat of North Koreaball ever can into nuking it, its Western allies or the rest of Asia. 
* Moroccoball - Becomes Moroccotangle. Anschlusses Western Saharaball, Ceutaball, and Melillaball.
* NATOball - Anschlusses all European countries, all North American countries, and all major non-NATO allies. And kills Putin. 
* NepalRawr: Annexes Bhutanball, Sikkimball and Tibetball and becomes the Rawr Federation of Himalaya 
* Netherlandsball - Anschlusses Belgiumball, Luxembourgball, all 7balls, and all ex-colonyballs ( Indonesiaball being the hardest to get), becoming Second Dutch Empiretangle.
* Nigerball - Unite with Nigeriaball and Become a Greater Songhai Empiretangle Anschluss Burkina Fasoball, Chadball, and Maliball and they will slam Norwayball for making fun about its low HDI.
* Nigeriaball - it will become Nigeriatangle and will anscluss Franceball and Englandball because of causing neocolonial pain in a part of its clay, also it Will may Scamming Venezuelaball for being larger and thus everyone else for money.
* Norwayball - Anschlusses Swedenball And Denmarkball to become the Kingdom ofAlan Walkersphere and anschlusses Faroe Islandsball, Isle of Manball, Icelandball, Greenlandball- wait it anschlussed Canadaball too and takes revenge on Germanyball for anschlussing it in 1940. it will also gather the Satanic power of black metal and death metal music to play super loud guitar, burn churches, commit murder and finally commit suicide. YEET.
* New Zealandball - becomes New Zeatangle by regaining its sunken clay (including Norfolk Islandball). May also anschluss Samoaball for being a former colony.
* Nordicballs - Fuse together and turn into Kalmar Uniontangle. After that, nothing else specific to this happens.
* North Koreaball - Turns into True Koreatangle and becomes a United Koreaball and invades Ukraine for being more annoying that South Korea
* Northern Cyprusball - Becomes True Cyprustangle. Anschlusses all of Cypriot island, removing all gyro in the process.
* Pakistanball - becomes Mughaltangle, gets Kashmir and anschlusses declares a war with Indiaball, Bangladeshball, Nepalrawr, and Afghanistanball.
* Palestineball - becomes Canaan Empiretangle and causes 3rd, 4th and 5th Intifada. anschluss Israelcube, EUball, Ukraineball, Balticballs, Tringapore, Cameroonball, Myanmarball, Eritreaball, Indiaball, Panamaball, NATOball and Kosovoball for not helping him. THIS ANSCHLUSS MODE is the most successful one that can exist if the world WAKES UP! It will ally with to remove tea. FREE FREE PALESTINE! FROM RIVER TO THE SEA 
* Papua New Guineaball - Becomes Papua New Guineasphere Anschluss Solomon Islandsball, Vanuatuball, unite with West Papuaball and eats Swedenball into cannibal for being larger but they might be watchout for This guy.
* Peruball - becomes Inca Empiretangle and anschlusses all of Ecuadorball, Colombiaball, Chileball, Boliviaball, Paraguayball, Argentinaball, Uruguayball, Some antarctic territories, Acreball, Venezuelaball, Falklandsball, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball then proceeds to win every Football Cup possible, after that it anschlusses all east countryballs New Zealandball, Australiaball, Papua New Guineaball, Malaysiaball, Philippinesball, Indonesiaball, Japanball and the eastern parts of every country in Asia like what it did to Ecuadorball in 1941. After using all of its power on the annexations, Raleighball, Hoogstratenball and Aerican Empireball join it, with this new power, it fully defeats Shining Pathball and every communist rebellion in its clay. When victorious, it just sits in its sofa, turns on its cable TV and decides to watch the new Ampay in Canal 2, Latina, along with some Doña Pepa snacks. ¡La vida es buena!
* - Unites with one and only great country Lithuaniaball and becomes the Second Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealthtangle, but must essently anschluss Ukraineball, Belarusball, Estoniaball, Latviaball and Kaliningradball. It will also capture Moscowball and other provinces of Russiaball as sweet revenge for what have done to it and Lithuania in the past causing Russia to lose all its hope to the two sides. Poland STRONK! DEATH TO RUSSIAN AGGRESSION! You is lucky we not after yuo for now, Niemcy! It might even plan to anschluss Czechiaball and Slovakiaball, Romaniaball, and ex- Yugoslaviaball as part of the Intermarium. Then, it will reclaim it's former colonies Trinidad and Tobagoball and Gambiaball, and anschluss Illinoisball, Manitobaball, Wisconsinball, Michigancube for Polish dispora, and the stinky FLAG STEALERS! Might just conquerings rest of world anyways, ruling as a supervillain It will revert to it's ball form.
* Punjabball - Separates from India and calls on Pakistanball to help with creating Khalistanball where Sikhism and the Punjabi language is protected from Hindu influence. Declares war on Hindustan AKA Modi for suppressing the Punjab region and unites with Himachal Pradesh and Haryana and gets military assistance from Pakistanball. It then supports Gujarati and Tamil and Kashmiri Independence movement. but then Modi shuts it down.
* Portugalball - Anschlusses all its ex-colonies ( Brazilball being the hardest to get) to form the Portuguese Empiretangle.
* Philippinesball- Turns into Philippinestangle A Philiprisim or a martial philiprisim and Anschluss Drug Dealers, Drug users, communists, rebels, criminals, polluters, illegal loggers, smoke belchers, Flag stealers, and undeveloped communityballs in order to establish developed yet modernized cities with fully disciplined community residents in its clay. It will also attempt to get vengance on Spainball, USAball, Japanball, and maybe USAball's parent.
* Romaniaball - Becomes Greater Romaniatangle. They anschluss Bulgariaball, Ukraineball, Moldovaball, Czechiaball, Slovakiaball Southern Germanyball, and small parts in Greeceball, Türkiyeball, Bosniaball, Austriaball, Belarusball, North Macedoniaball and tiny parts in Italyball. Romania will ally with Serbiaball.
* - Becomes Second Soviet Uniontangle and turns into a Communist. It creates a tripartite alliance with Kazakhbrick, Belarusball, Serbiaball, Mongoliaball, North Koreaball, and Chinaball regardless of political stance. It then strikes these two ports, Alaskaball, South Koreaball, Ukraineball, Finlandball, Estoniaball, Latviaball, Lithuaniaball, Polandball, Czechiaball, Slovakiaball, Hungaryball, Germanyball, Armeniaball, Azerbaijanball, Moldovaball, Romaniaball, Bulgariaball, Uzbekistanball, Kyrgyzstanball, Turkmenistanball, Georgiaball, Tajikistanball, Mongoliaball, and Afghanistanball, spreading communism in the process.
* Saudi Arabiaball - Turns into Rasidunsphere and conquers all Islamic countryballs, as well with Greeceball, Armeniaball, Franceball, Myanmarball, and Serbiaball for all being kebab removers.
* Sealandball - Becomes Sealandtangle. Anschlusses UKball and Germanyball and finally become a real country.
* - Becomes Senegaltangle. Anschlusses Gambiaball.
* - Becomes Second Socialist Republic Of Yugoslavia. Once it reunites, it anschlusses Kosovoball for good. KOSOVO JE SERBIA!. BUT WATCH OUT FOR CROATIA! AS THE RIGHT WING CROATIAN GOVERNMENT UNDER ZORAN MILANOVIC WILL KNOCK DOWN COMMUNISM TO THE CURB AND END THE SERBIAN DREAM!
* Tringapore - Becomes Empyramid Of Paula and anschlusses Batam, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Macau, and Brunei, forming the triangles of East Asia.
* Somaliaball - When Somalia wants to become a powerful state again, it becomes Greater Somaliatangle, it will annex with its pirate powers the successful seperatist, the unsuccsessful one and stolen territory back into its rightful placer and remove terrorist with Somalia's super-cool pirate powers and help from Arab Leagueball. May even take in the most extreme cases, the eastern strip (to gain more access to the red sea) Eritreaball, Kenyaball as well as Ethiopia's Sepratist Kebabs into its territoy (As puppet states) and let them join the Arab Leagueball to make another Ethiopian Civil War and free Palestineball (will also join Arab Leagueball (even though Saudi Arabiaball might not like it) so we join forces as arabs so THE ULTIMATE ENEMY WILL DIE! 
* South Koreaball - Becomes Puccanian Republic Of Koreatangle. Attempts to Anschluss North Koreaball and Jiandaoball, becoming a United Koreaball.
* South Africaball - Anschlusses Namibiaball and later Lesothoball and Eswatiniball for clay to form the Union of South Africatangle.
* South Sudanball - Becomes South Sudantangle Anschluss Sudanball, Ethiopiaball, and Kenyaball and it will shooting Ukraineball for being larger.
* Spainball - Anschlusses all of its ex-colonies with ( Mexicoball and Argentinaball being the hardest to get) to form the Spanish Empiretangle and/or also will dissolve Cataloniaball, anschluss Portugalball and possibly Brazilball and all of the remaining Portuguese ex-colonies to form the Spanish Empiretangle and Iberian Unionball. 
** - Finally breaks free of Spainball's control, uniting all Catalan countries and Andorraball to remove paella from its clay and become Catalan Republictangle. In response, Spainball will go berserk and attempt to holocaust all Cataloniaballs in its clay. Catalan Republictangle will join forces with Basqueball in retaliation, causing Basqueball to become EuskaraUFO. Catalan Republictangle will then anschluss all of southern franceball as revenge for assimilating catalans and occitans in franceball.
** - With the aid of its 6ball brethren, Basqueball undergoes a radical internal reconstruction to become EuskaraUFO. It will then unite all Basque territories, removing paella, kebab, and baguette from its clay and the respective clays of its new Basque states. Spainball to holocaust all Basqueballs in its clay. In response, it will unite with Cataloniaball, causing it to become Catalan Republictangle. Both will take out their revenge on Spainball and surrenderland Franceball. When all scores have been settled and favors have been repaid, EuskaraUFO will bid Catalan Republictangle adieu, finally ascending into space to reunite with its intergalactic brethren.
** Galiciaball - Anschlusses Northern Portugalball, El Bierzoball, Eonaviaball, and Buenos Airesball and becomes Regnum Suevorumtangle.
* Sudanball becomes Sudan Empiretangle and Anschlusses Bir Tawilball, South Sudanball, Eritreaball, and Djiboutiball. Will also remove protesters in the process. But it might want to avoid this guy.
* Swedenball- Becomes the Börksphere. Anschlusses Finlandball, Estoniaball, Latviaball, and Saint Petersburgball to relive its imperial glory, spreading Minecraft throughout the World. It may also attempt to colonize Indiaball and if it succeeds at doing so it will blow up the T-Series H.Q. Will also blow up Pew Die Pie to 1st place and the Cocomelon H.Q. to 2nd place.
* Switzerlandball - becomes Swiss Confederationtangle and takes over Liechtensteinball as part of for 27th canton before revealing it took off its neutrality and conquering Austr- HOLY CRAP, it JUST TOOK OVER Franceball AND Germanyball ENTIRELY! it also got Liechtensteinball. Wow good lord it will go neutral after...
* Syriaball - Anschlusses southeast Türkiyeball, Cyprusball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Palestineball, Egyptball, north Sudanball, Iraqball, Kuwaitball, north Saudi Arabiaball and western Iranball to form the Neo-Assyriatangle.
* Tajikistanball - Ansclusses southern Uzbekistanball and forms Sogdian Empiretangle; it might also anschluss parts of Afghanistanball and northeast Iranball to form Neo-Samanid Empiretangle.
* - Anschlusses Laosball and Cambodiaball and becomes Siamtangle. Might possibly eat Shanball from Myanmarball.
* - Activates Tonga time, becoming Tu'itangle. Anschlusses Tuvaluball, Fijiball, Hawaiiball, Nauruball, Wallis and Futunaball, part of Solomon Islandsball, Kiribatiball, and Samoaball, as well as all three dependencies of New Zealandball, and putting the Volcano to Tringapore clay for being larger. And also removes all tsunamis from clay.
* Türkiyeball - Erödgan, as willing, finally forms Neo-Ottoman Empiretangle. Anschlusses Syriaball, Iraqball, Lebanonball, Israelcube, Jordanball Saudi Arabiaball, all of Cyprusball, Kuwaitball, Bulgariaball, Greeceball, North Macedoniaball, Albaniaball all of the north African countries Somaliaball Djiboutiball remove Armeniaball, and turns Romaniaball Moldovaball into vassal state And This! An Australian CGI Channel Into Called "Ottoman-itch Productions".
* Turkmenistanball - Unites with Türkiyeball and Azerbaijanball to form Neo-Seljuk Empireball and shortly afterwards it anschlusses the Fertile Crescent, Iranball, the Gulf countries, Hejazball and merges Uzbekistanball and Uyghurball into Neo-Karakhanidball.
* - The UNball will become Neo-League of Nationsball to revive the destiny of his failed father. Unites the whole world to Anschluss Vatican Cityball, Palestineball, Kosovoball, Taiwanball, Western Saharaball, Sealandball, South Ossetiaball, Abkhaziaball, Northern Cyprusball and other countries that are not in the UN. It will also remove nazism and facism or bad ideoligies. Then it will form immortal world peace.
* - Finally finds da wae and follows it to become Ugandatangle. Removes all homosex and Ugandan Knuckles from its clay and the respective clays of all other East African states bordering it by anschlussing them. They'll also abduct and lock up Israelcube in the Entebbe airport.
* - Becomes the Britangle. Anschlusses all ex-colonies ( USAball being the hardest to get) and blows up Sealandball. After that moment, it goes to Asia and attacks Chinaball for establishing the national security law on Hong Kongball. Hongkongers want annexation so the British and the Chinese signed the "Sino-British Split Declaration" which is a treaty to legally Anschluss Hong Kong as a British Dependent Territory for 40 years. After 40 years, Hong Kong will be successfully independent as a sovereign state under the official name Commonwealth of Hong Kong.
* - Becomes a NATO MEMBER and regains Crimea and the Donbass as well as becomes a modernized state making kurwa very happy. It will with F-16s and ATACMS and Abrams DESTROY vodka and make kurwa very happy to help it. It then becomes the most peaceful nation in the world!
* - Anschlusses Sulball and revenge to Oregonball for Homer Simpson calling it U R Gay.
* - Uses the Manifest Destiny to get more land and becomes Muricatangle. it will do the following: Destroy Justin Trudeau and put Pierre Poilievre in power, Annex Greenlandball, Cubaball, Mexicoball, Icelandball, Bahamasball, Liberiaball, and all of the Trust Territories. May also anschluss Saint Pierre and Miquelonball, Bermudatriangle, Turks and Caicosball, Cayman Islandball, Jamaicaball, British Virgin Islandsball, Grenadaball, Guatemalaball, Panamaball, Japanball, North Koreaball, South Koreaball, Vietnamball, Iraqball, Afghanistanball, Belizeball, and all ex-colonyballs ( Philippinesball being the hardest to get). Will also remove all 3balls, beat up the commies, spread freedom and obesity democracy, nuke North Koreaball, deport all Mexicans, remove all jihadists, try as hard as it can to engage Chinaball in a trade war, and make Bidenomics the one and onlu TRUE PATRIOTIC STATE!
* Uzbekistanball - Becomes Uzbekistantangle. Anschlusses Kazakhbrick Kyrgyzstanball Tajikistanball Turkmenistanball
* Vaticanball - Anschlusses all Catholic countries and becomes Christangle. it will then attempt to unite all Christian countries so that it can into one last Crusade to remove jihad.
* Venezuelaball - Anschluss Colombiaball to become Second Republic of Maduroreich and expands to Guyanaball, Ecuadorball, Costa Ricaball, and Panamaball after then it going to plan to Destroying USAball and NATOball and Removing Juan Guaido so makes Nicolas Maduro Happy.
* Vietnamball - Becomes Socialist Republic of Great Vietnam. Anschlusses Cambodiaball and Laosball and vassalize all other Southeast Asian countryballs to become the Socialist Empire of Vietnamtangle (eh, what?). May also decide to re-humiliate USAball in the process. Might want to challenge its archenemy Chinaball to a last battle deciding who owns the Paracel and Spratly Islands, BUT BE CAREFUL OF THE ONE BELT ONE ROAD INITIATIVE as the Vietnamese owe alot of money to China and Backfire!
* Yemenball - Anschluss Omanball to become THE HOUTHI REPUBLIC. Allies with Iran to take revenge on UAEball and Saudi Arabiaball for making conflict of its clay.
* Zimbabweball - They will inflate to become Second Republic of Zimbabwetangle. Allies with Venezuelaball and Anschluss Mozambiqueball, Botswanaball, South Africaball, Namibiaball, and Zambiaball and they will revive Robert Mugabe.
==Space Anschluss==
* 6ball - Anschlusses Earthball and other planets.
* Andromedaspiral - Anschlusses Milky Wayspiral to become 🌌 Milkomedaball.
* Black Holeball becomes Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, light, etc.
* Supermassive Black Holeball becomes Supermassive Black Holetangle to Anschluss planets, stars, light, etc. (Maybe the entire universe)
* Earthball - becomes Earthtangle and spreads humanity across Milky Wayspiral. Will then go back to being a ball and watch the new era of space politics.
* Sunball - becomes a red giantball and Anschlusses Mercuryball, Venusball, and (most likely) Earthball.
* WASP-12ball - In 10 million years, WASP-12ball will Anschluss WASP-12bball.
* WASP-18ball - Less than one million years from now, WASP-18ball will Anschluss WASP-18bball.
* Kepler-56ball - Will become a red gianttangleball and will Anschluss Kepler-56bball (in 130 million years) and Kepler-56cball (in 155 million years).
* Marsball - Will Anschluss Phobospotato in 50 million years.
* Neptuneball - Will Anschluss Tritonball in 3.6 billion years.
==Gallery==
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==Links==
*http://www.reddit.com/r/Reichtangle/
==Notes==
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ru:Аншлюс
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