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Washington Generals

The Washington Generals are a Major League Bloodbath team based in Washington DC. They play in the “Establishment” Northeastern Division of the New World League.
== History ==
The Washington Generals originated as an independent club in 1682 in the city of Philadelphia. At that time, the club was called the Philadelphia Brotherlies and played teams located near the Atlantic in present-day Canada and the United States. Some early teams which the Brotherlies played included that Haudenosaunee Six Nationals, the Rhode Island Plantations, and the Shawnee Blue Jackets. In 1775, the Brotherlies joined the MLB and were renamed the Generals. The franchise relocated to Washington DC in 1790 and has played there ever since.
== Current Status of the Team ==
The Washington Generals have been a dominant team in the later half of the twentieth century, regularly winning pennant titles in the New World League. During the 1940s, 1950s, and 1960s, rivalries with the Berlin Blitz, the Tokyo Yellow Devils (now the Tokyo Gameras), and the Moscow Reds (currently the Moscow Mob) drew international attention and millions of spectators. Current rivals to the Washington Generals include the Beijing Billion and the Baghdad Mayhem. The Washington Generals are much beloved and hated, with the enthusiasm of fan clubs matched with the vehemence of detractors. Although they are part of an extremely competitive division, critics charge that the Generals have too easy of a schedule. Other douchebags contend that the Generals have too many resources at their disposal, creating an unfair advantage. The same critics support the implementation of a salary cap to even out league play.
== Appearances in the World Series ==
World Series record: 11-1-2.
* 1783. Victory over the London Imperials.
* 1794. Victory over the Haudenosaunee Six Nationals.
* 1815. Loss to the London Imperials.
* 1848. Victory over the Mexico City Jaguars.
* 1865. Victory over the Richmond Greys.
* 1898. Victory over the Madrid Conquistadors.
* 1918. Victory over the Berlin Blitz. 
* 1945. Victory over the Berlin Blitz.
* 1945. Victory over the Tokyo Yellow Devils
* 1945 1/2. Lost in the Playoffs in the Finals.
* 1953. Tie with the Pyongyang Craze.
* 1973. Loss (by forfeit) to the Vietnam Cong.
* 1983. Victory over the Grenada Radicals.
* 1991. Victory over the Baghdad Mayhem.
* 2002. Victory over the Kabul Warlords.
* 2004. Victory over the Baghdad Mayhem, However, after Referee review, the game was recognized as a tie.
== Hall of Fame Players ==
* George Washington, 1775–1799.
* Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson, 1801–1828.
* Ulysses S. Grant, 1848–1867.
* George S. Patton, 1916–1945.
* Douglas MacArthur, 1903–1951.
== Related Links ==
* Bloodbath
* Major League Bloodbath
* World Series of Bloodbath
Category:Bloodbath
Category:Sports
Category:Washington
Water

Water is one of, if not the, most highly addictive drugs known to man. More than 99.9% of the entire world population have admitted to solely depend on water on a daily basis, argumenting that they would most likely fucking die were they deprived from this product. Scientists have shown that not giving a baby water will kill them, showing how the entire human species has become completely dependant on this substance.
== Chemistry ==
Water is composed of a molecule known as dihydrogen monoxide, a highly corrosive substance. Dihydrogen monoxide is abundant in Earth's atmosphere and oceans, which can lead to mass extinction. One possible way to avoid consuming dihydrogen monoxide is to not drink anything at all, and that helps your life be happier as you do not have to go through the misery of school and work. Plus, it is also the main component of acid rain, which can kill a human immediately.
thumb|230px|Water is often consumed in containers known as "glasses".
== Symptoms ==
Symptoms of ingesting water may include, but are not limited to:
*Suffocation. Inhalation of water in profuse quantities has been documented to be the cause of drowning of thousands, if not millions, of people.
*Addiction. Water possesses many psychedelic properties, and is thus used in many hospitals and before sporting events.
*Stupidity. If someone is performing a stupid action, such as reading/editing/making up articles, they have likely ingested fatal amounts of liquid water.
== Legality ==
Despite water's many known dangers, it is still consumed by many around the globe, blatantly ignoring said dangers. Many water companies have lobbied governments in order to keep their businesses, to the point where several countries have pushed propaganda-filled documents in which water is listed as one of the most necessary substenances for the human body.
Fortunately, not every country endorses this dangerous practice. Countless governments in Africa have refused to dispense water to their citizens in order to stop this epidemic, and as a result, Africans are no longer indulging in water-induced addiction. However, this hasn't stopped the water business from entering these countries, which have formed several organizations with the aim of bringing water to helpless villages and getting them hooked on this addictive drug. 
== See also ==
* Phonics
* Weed
* Drug addiction
* Piss
 
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Water (disambiguation)

Water is a TOXIC Pepsi product and is the main component of acid rain that will kill you immediately. 
Many experts say that drinking water is good for health. DON'T BELIEVE THEM! DON'T EVER DRINK WATER!
STAY AWAY FROM WATER AT ALL COSTS! The only liquid you should EVER drink is gasoline™ as it contains enough calories to survive for many years without eating at all. An alternative to gasoline is Grey Goose® vodka, which is the ultimate partying fuel. (For maximum enjoyment, mix vodka AND gas.)
This message was and/or was not brought to you by the FDA.
Water can also be referred to as:
*Hydrogen & Oxygen
*Dirtless Mud 
*Coca-Cola
*Coffee
*Dihydrogen monoxide
*Mysterious Rock Liquid
*Abunchoflettersstucktogetherinareallydumbway
*Vodka
Waterproof

Waterproof (also known as the proof of water) is one of the three major unaccomplishments of science. It is the name given to the proof that continues to elude scientists of the existence of a fabled substance called water.
== The Theory of Water ==
Scientists can only speculate about water. Though they have never discovered proof of its existence, they are sure it must exist because the anatomy of the human body shows signs that it can use a substance consisting of two hydrogen atoms bonded with one oxygen atom. The abbreviation of such a substance is H2O, but because so many of them are unable to read, they pronounced the abbreviation "water" instead.
== The State of Water ==
Scientists have long argued about what the state of water is. Some believe it's the only perpetual solid, a solid which can never be melted. Some say it's the unknown substance of outer space. Others still argue that it is the undetectable dark matter that accounts for all the extra gravity in the universe. Some are even crazy enough to suggest it to be a liquid. Others deny everything and say it might be a separate state exclusively for water. Some are also inclined to argue that it is, in fact, Wisconsin.
== Suspected Properties of Water ==
* It may give immortality.
* It may kill you.
* A single drop could be enough to poison an entire town's H2O supply.
* It may taste sweet and sour, or like nothing at all, or even salty (only if mixed with iodized salt).
* A single drink will keep you drunk for the rest of your life, though your blood-alcohol content will still test zero.
== The Other Two Unaccomplishments of Science ==
* Cure for Cancer
* Landing on the moon
== See Also ==
* Water
* Water Guitar
Category:Science
Wayans Brothers

Wayans Brothers are naturally occurring nuggets of niggers, formed at the birth of the universe along with their counterparts, Baldwin Brothers. When a Wayans Brother and a Baldwin Brother are brought together, they mutually annihilate one another in a massive explosion of pure, primordial pasta, which can be converted easily to natural gas by most bacteria.
== Uses ==
*In Living Color -- Up until the early 1990's, Wayans Brothers were only used successfully to power comedy shows and silly movies. The Halliburton corporation discovered that Canadians catalyze the radioactive decay of Wayans Brothers, and so Dick Cheney kidnapped Jim Carrey to begin the In Living Color Project, to demonstrate that one Canadian was enough to boost the output of several Wayans Brothers. The energy output was enough to supply 85% of the United States' electricity needs for the first half of the decade, a feat for which Bill Clinton gladly took credit.
*Batteries -- Even without Baldwin Brothers, Wayans Brothers will over time decay and release primordial pasta, as well as gamma radiation. This process is too slow for uses that require extremely large amounts of energy, but many hospitals keep a few Wayans Brothers on hand for emergency power.Some of the Wayans brothers are known to morph into White Chicks if conditions are aaaiight.
*Wayans-Baldwin Reactor -- Of course, when combined with Baldwin Brothers, Wayans Brothers become a source of power unmatched in the whole universe. 
== The Wayanses ==
===The Four "Quasielemental" Wayanses===
Each of these Wayanses, in addition to their antimatter properties, each possess unique properties associated with one of the negative quasielements mentioned in D&D.
*Keenen Ivory "Ash"
*Damon "Dust"
*Shawn "Vacuum"
*Marlon "Salt"
=== Apocryphal Wayanses ===
*Matt Damon-Wayans: A guy who was white until he received Wayans DNA.
*Kim Wayans: Sister, not brother.
*Damien Dante Wayans: Nephew, not brother.
Category:Mad science
Category:Ska
WeCheat

WeCheat (to be confused with WeChat) is a popular social cheating app in China. It was developed by TencNet (to be confused with Tencent). Described as an all-purpose cheating app, WeCheat provides covert text messaging, in-test video conferencing, mass answer distribution, and WeCheat Pay for bribing teachers and test invigilators.
==History==
WeCheat was founded as a TencNet product in 2011, capitalizing on the high-stress Chinese school system. it quickly gained users and a hundred million active cheaters by 2012. Currently, there are more than 120 million active users across the world. It has been imported to other countries and has become increasingly popular in North America. Some school districts have attempted to block the app but have failed.
==Features==
WeCheat provides a covert exam messaging service, allowing answers to be sent from outside the testing area. For essays and poetry recitals, WeCheat automatically searches the web with its internal browser. There is also a "moments" (朋友圈) feature, when users can share answers with a friend group. WeCheat Pay, a digital wallet service, is regularly used by students as a convenient way to bribe invigilators.
==How to sneak it into the test==
===Hiding it in clothes===
Girls can sneak iPhones into minor tests by putting them under their skirts. Boys, however, wear special clothes with in-pockets that are not visible from the outside.
===Hiding it on calculators===
TencNet also produces a calculator with two additional buttons: e and π. They are used for two purposes: giving the value of e or π and cheating.
Pressing "e=" on the calculator gives the value of e, and "π=" gives the value of π. For instance, if you want to find the numerical value of 19π, you need to type "π=×19=" on the calculator.
To send messages to other students, you use "e+" at the beginning of the message and "e-" followed by the recipient's name (first, last or both) at the end. For instance, telling that your answer to problem 4 is 156 to a student named Cassandra would be "e+4.156e-Cassandra". To receive messages, type "π+". When there are multiple messages, you can use + and - to navigate. To quit message-receiving mode, type "π-".
==Software==
The white number in the little red circle at the top right corner of the WeChat icon can also appear on WeCheat. But in WeCheat the number is usually the answer to a problem in the test.
The WeCheat calculator uses ultrared or infraviolet light to send answers to other calculators.
==See also==
*Dial-up
*WiFi
We Are Scientists

We Are Scientists was an intergalactic scientific convention until 2005
==History Before 2005==
We Are Scientists was founded by God in 4068 BCE, as a way to gather together all the scientists and other God-haters in the world. Unfortunately, as the scientists had already discovered more about His Creation than He knew, using a particle anti-reverser stop horringlier, an iPod, the number 42 and a magic wand, they overpowered God and began to have their own proper convention.
We Are Scientists expanded greatly when the Egyptains invented Space Travel, gaining over 500 gazillion members from various different planets. From 1201 CE, they had to create a temporary parallel universe with a continuous spacetime in it so they could all meet in the same place at the same time. They discussed such diverse matters as inter-particle interactions, the date when computers would overpower mankind, and how a few gazillion geeks could potentially get fucked.
==Actors of Evil==
But are we scientists? This is the question that scientists (who are), have argued over for many a year. No one can suggest who "we" are, but some sources think that they are: (rated on a scale of 1 to evil (evil being sixty, 1 being 1))
* Evil rating: 56/60 A perm with a wailing nerd attached, who has been known to elongate words such as "Oh"
* Evil rating: 62/60 A Ned Flanders lookalike, who can't play anything apart from a broken guitar.
* Evil rating: 1/60 Something else, which resembles a hairy brick.
==2005: With Love and Squalor==
The convention held in 2005 was called With Love and Squalor, and aimed to discuss social science of sex in shanty towns and various other matters. However, disaster struck. The convention was invaded by three handsome New York Bachelors, three cats and a bear, shouting Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt. After procaiming the "Scene to be Dead" because of the scientists' "Inaction" over Global Warming, and that they "couldn't lose", the invaders attacked with the "Cash Cow", a new four legged nuclear bomb. It was a hit, and they hit any scientists who tried to perform a "great escape" with "textbooks" lying around. In the post-convention press conference, the new "We Are Scientists" declared that they hated Science's "Lousy Reputation" and that they had been planning the invasion for 3000 years, but it was "worth the wait". When asked how they felt, they replied "Oh, what's the word?"
==Post Love and Squalor==
The WaS convention was not killed by the invasion, but it was driven underground. It is building up a following again through Wikipedia, and will be back soon...
Update, as of 16/03/2008: It's not back yet.
==External links==
*The official convention website
*The convention's attempt to be cool
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Category:God
Category:Religion
Category:Science
Wealth

Being rich is a state of mind that many people get into. Psychologists have divided this state into various different tiers depending on the situation the person who describes themselves as "rich" is in. This tier system is known as the Peerman's rank correlation coefficient. (Note that any mathematical terms which may have ended up in the name are only there to make it look impressive.) The richest man alive is Christopher Gatley. Unfortunately his severe wealth has caused him to become the fattest and the gayest man in the world. It is a real shame. These eating habits and homosexual activities have awakened the beast. Such is his lowliness in society people throw food at him on sight, which he can't help but eat.
==Exceptions==
===$Hero to $0===
One of the most famous people who specialises in this field of rich-ness is Darth Vader. He was one of the supreme rulers of the galaxyWhat emperor?, but then he screwed things up. Seriously. And some crazy kid (probably a hobo, allegedly his long-lost son) blew up his home and money. Lord Vader went from "All Your Cash Are Belong To Us" down to "Down under". Due to the nature of his job, he had to walk around in daylight. Hence, what was previously a fashion accessory became an essential part of his life. But then...
===$0 to $Hero===
...he bounced back! With a second Death Star in the works, Vader was looking forward to taking off the smelly suit for good (I personally would not enjoy sitting in the same piece of leather for twenty-five years). Just as he was ready to take off his suit his son showed up again. Then that Han Solo showed up and Vader's home was blown up. Again.
===...and back to $0===
Not realising how much he was in debt, Vader asked his son to take off his mask. The sun wreaked its revenge on what was now rock-bottom at "Down under", killing him.
===Or if you don't care about nerdy psychology crap===
 
If you want to get rich, you have to be a gay! Like Gatley!
If you are rich like Gatley you can then afford to buy a green dress. But not a real green dress cause that's cruel. John Galt loves to wear his green dress in public, but it is difficult to find golden slippers that match.
==See also==
* Money
* Hobo
* Bumhug
* Parvati
* Yuppie - they think they are richer, but are sidekicks in corporate America.
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Category:Hobbies
Category:Capitalism
Weapons of Mass Distraction

Weapons of Mass Distraction are powerful tools in modern warfare, and are one of the proposed cures for mental retardation. 
==Construction==
thumb|A harmless looking black marker...or a thermonuclear missile ? 
The simple, yet effective, design of the Weapons of Mass Distraction is the result of years of research by prehistoric cavepeople. They have managed to inject the genetic blueprints of these simple devices into the DNA of women, making sure there is an infinite source of Weapons of Mass Distraction when needed. In fact the Australian army pays for enlargements for this purpose.
These Weapons of Mass Distraction are designed to work in pairs. If one of them gets damaged due to too much attention, there is another one to take over the task.
==Deployment==
Also used as a common weapon by tourists, the Weapons of Mass Distraction (also known as boobs, an oft used street term) are their primary defense against the War on Tourism. Regular usage of these tandemized weapons causes utter chaos and confusion amongst the soldiers fighting in the War on Tourism, rendering them helpless. They also have a more peaceful use in grabbing attention to important people/things. See BOOB life vest.
==Recent Victims==
Other popular victims of the use of Weapons of Mass Distraction by tourists include:
* Bassie en Adriaan
* George W. Bush (altough he has never been in the army)
* Mark Twain
* You
* Japanese Tourists
* Random sailors 
==See also==
*Iraq...no wait! Iran! Hey, I don't like the way Syria is lookin' at me now.
*Nothing
*Her eyes, you idiot
*BOOB life vest
*For...I forgot what to say. (o)\/(o)
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Category:Politics
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Weatherman

A weatherman is considered the worst predictor in the world, from everything to ducks and North Korea.
==History==
In 1000 B.C., humans eventually became stupid enough to create a new race... the weathermananians. Upon entering the dull atmosphere, they eventually started to forecast the weather. The humans became so angry after they heard that it would be raining again on Tuesday that they threw the weathermananians over a cliff using a heard of hog-monkeys.
At the bottom of the cliff, the weathermananians started a new colony called "Thunderstorm" (present-day Seattle) and got rich and famous.
In 1920 A.D., the weathermananians ventured out into the new world, using blue suits to fit in with society. After appearing on TV, angry mob ratings soared by 1,500%, and since then, about 4,000 weathermen have been overtaken by angry mobs.
===Weather War I===
In 1995, Hurricane Andrew ("the Andrewator") hit, and Florida started a campaign to destroy weathermananians 100 years back forward 17. In the War of Weather I, about 1,555 weathermananians died after the attack of the fried eggs. Florida launched 170 cartons of Florida Orange Juice (TM) and some imported fried eggs from Nyc, quickly giving the affect of Vitamin C.
===Weather War II===
Hurricane Katrina started the War of Weather II, when Florida and No Orleans teamed up and attacked Seattle, killing -42 and injuring a lot less. The press released the following message from No Orleans:
and the weathermananians responded:
The war has caused 5,000 people to die, including 24 hamburgers.
===Weather War III===
If WWIII ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever happens, the 
weathermananians will launch a nuclear missile called "OMYGODUWILDI 1" to whatever place that tries to attack them.
They expect the next attack to be by Houston, which stated:
==Criticism==
The National Association of Weathermananians has been burnt down 40 times, most recently by a nuclear explosion. Weathermen are constantly under attack by monkeys, the general public, humans, trees, sports anchors, and the Breadfruit people. Most people say that nobody wants it to rain on Sunday, and god damn it they're right!
====Hiding====
All the criticizing has led the weathermananians to hide from people, relocating their hedquaters underground, on 111 WelcomeToHell Lane.
===Here's a Prime Example of Your Typical Weatherman===
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==See Also==
*Weather
*Weather Machine
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