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Tap water

Tap water (often known as "Government Juice") can refer to many, many things. Well, a few. Ok, two:
=="Tap Water" Sculpure==
Tap water is a relatively old form of artwork. In some areas the name has been corrupted into "Tawter", "Tap War" and "Tapzeeeeeeeeee Warterinbus Dildo". It is a particular style of sculpture, which is made from cold-forged dihydrogen monoxide. 
Modern ice sculptures are of course carved from larger blocks of ice, but during the Rubber Age there were no common tools strong enough to work it. It was also extremely rare, so it was recycled constantly. 
Thus it was that around 1957 ancient cavemen learned how to forge ice. They heated the ice until it lost viscosity and charisma, where it would become mallardable and duckable. They would then tap on it, with their rubbered tools, for years on end, until it acquired the desired shape (usually of a crude penis). Apparently, they saw no irony in this act, but they did consider it to be a bit of a black fly in their chardonnay. These "ice penises" were originally believed to be forms of worship, but recently it has been revealed that they were, in fact, hurled at predators in defence (bad defence, they weren't very clever cavemen and were always eaten). 
Of course, when the ice age ended, all the so called "tap ice" sculptures melted, leaving a lot of useless "tap water" sculptures.
==Mind Control==
Tap water, or dihydrogen monoxide, is the principle mind control device of "They" or maybe Them or They. It is also hazardous to your health if you are: pregnant, under the age of 5, over the age of 25, from Iceland, or un-Baptized (you heathen). If drinking water under these circumstances, expect: junk-swelling, aggrevated eye ball cancer, constant vomiting until death, your period (male or female), Steve Balmer raids, and infestations of locusts in your arteries. The only known cure for exposure to tap water is putting Icy Hot on your sack. Do it now, while I'm watching you through your computer screen.
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Tartan Army

The Tartan Army (TA) is the largest section of Scotland's armed forces. The other services includes the pigeons that shite down on people all day and the corpses and rubbish/shopping trolleys floating down the River Clyde in Glasgow which provide a naval defence by being so compacted that nothing can get through.
== History ==
After the Scottish victory at Bannockburn in 1314, it was decreed that "No Scot of any self respecting,kilt-wearing nature was to refuse a drink during a competition that Scotland". Historians in the late 20th century finally completed a 57 year effort to remove whiskey from the original draft and found the word "win". However at its reading after the battle with out the presence of the word on the document the decree became law. This decree meant that no matter how woeful, how inept, confusing, embarassing, illegal, unsafe, no matter how much it seemed to defy the laws of physics as laid down by Wikipedia herself any scottish attempt at any form of competition must be met with a drunken hoard of supporters (this lead to considerable embarrassment when scotland competed in the 2001 alcholics annonymous comedy festival). 
== Bases ==
The TA has a large HQ at Hampden Park, home ground of the Scottish fitba (similar to football) and barracks all over Scotland. Most of the barracks take the form of the ruined shacks and council flats that most of us Scots live in.
== Postings/Deployments ==
Most of the TA's deployments last for a few days before and after a fitbaw match overseas, followed by a hasty withdrawal, particularly if Scotland lost the match (ie. always). Some units remain in the field longer than usual, probably because they lost their tickets home whilst drunk after the match.
== Duties ==
The TA has two duties in the field:
# Supporting the Scottish fitbaw team. This is usually done by waving St. Andy's crosses around. The cross shape is a bit strange because most Scots cannae draw right.
# If the English are present, kicking their heads in.
# Get pished (drunk) and have good time.
== Weapons/Equipment ==
Although most Scots are not pussies and can fight unarmed, the M-32 "limey hunter" cruise missile is growing in popularity and the burberry cap is now standard issue for all ranks and boots are now issued to all officers (ie. any over 15 stone)
==See also==
* Scotland
* Alcohol
* Scottish Sports
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Category:Association football
Category:Military of the United Kingdom
Category:Scotland
Taste

You may be looking for a page on the physical sense of taste (which in humans comes in five forms - salty, sour, bitter, mesquite and bubblicious). We don't have a page for that, and suggest you read this instead.
Taste is the Greek god of individual preference. Inbred son of Zeus and Apollo, Taste usually governs endless and pointless debates between retarded entities on internet forums. In sculptures and various other artworks he is depicted wearing a bean flavoured cape and ice-cream shoes, holding a banana-like sceptre 
== Legend ==
 
=== Creation of Taste ===
The legend as portrayed in many scriptures tells the story of how Apollo was one day playing with his pet rock, Edwin. Zeus, long having knocked up every goddess around (including his own offspring), thought it was time to try something new. Disguised as a flying chipmunk, he observed Apollo’s bonding with the rock, waiting for the right moment to strike. When finally Apollo bent over to pick Edwin up, Zeus closed in and penetrated the divine poopshoot. Naturally, neither god expected such actions to result in anything more than a stretch-marked sphincter. But 15 minutes later, a young Taste saw light through the constipated rectum of his father Apollo.
=== Acceptance by Other Gods ===
In order for Taste to be seen as a worthy supreme being, he had to undergo a series of rituals. An outraged Apollo argued that no other god was made to meet such criteria and that by subjecting his child to such would be blatant discrimination. But nobody could care less as they knew by Taste’s deformed visage it was going to be hella-fun and so they proceeded. The sacred rituals included reciting the alphabet, standing on his head and mimicking 50 cent, all of which had to be performed after consuming large quantities of ipecac. After this ceremony was performed, the gods having pissed themselves laughing, accepted Taste as one of their own.
== Characteristics ==
When Taste is not having a spastic fit, he is lurking on any and all message-boards situated on the information highway. Having spot opposing preferences, he then swings his banana in the direction of one mortal, causing it to create a thread titled “dis r0x0rz!!!1”. Afterwards he tosses the banana at the other party, bringing it to reply with “u suck! lol". The argument that follows contains three or more of these qualities:
* Summary of little known facts about one’s preference
* Insults of one’s intelligence
* Insults of one’s appearance
* Insults of one’s mother
* Threats to one’s life
* Dance of the sugar plum fairies
Such hostile conversations can last anywhere between 15 minutes and 6 1/2 years.
== See also ==
* Greece
* Retard
* Forum
* Banana phone
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Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is a hill in New Zealand. Due to it just being a useless hill, its floccinaucinihilipilification level is a novemnogagintanongentillion times higher than its elevation.
According to legend, Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is the very spot where Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo got stuck in a well for so long it caused him to get pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Legend has it that the ghost of Tikki Tikki Tembo-no Sa Rembo-chari Bari Ruchi-pip Peri Pembo still haunts Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu to this very day. This may explain why Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu is agreed by most chronopharmacologists to be the source of the terrible pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism disease spread by a nest of parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides flies living there.
==Origins==
Since this was before any of the shocks and excitement of colonialism, Jesus and repression struck Aotearoa, Maori Chief Lilo Stitch was bored. The most fun thing he could think of doing was playing his glorious nose flute to the tune of "You're Welcome," a song that was later stolen by the white saviors to make an awesome movie called Moana.
==Nicknames==
nicknames for Taumata: Taumata, Taumata-whakatangihanga-koauau-o-Tamatea-haumai-tawhiti-ure-haea-turi-pukaka-piki-maunga-horo-nuku-pokai-whenua-ki-tana-tahu
Tax (dance)

thumb|A young Stone Cold Steve Austin performs the Tax move on an unknown woman. Mr. Austin would later use his jitterbug skills to perfect his pro-wrestling finishing move.
It is said there are only two things in life you can depend on: Death, and being zapped by static electricity whenever you touch a metal door knob. Completely unrelated to this however, is the Tax.
The Tax is a very specialised dance move from the early 1940's, specifically to be performed while doing the, at the time, popular jitterbug. Being a very rare move, details can be fuzzy, but it is generally agreed upon amongst jitterbug scholars that the Tax was performed by picking up your partner from the dance floor, spinning him or her around 180 degrees on a vertical axis and slamming him or her face-first into the floor. The rarity of people who've seen this move in action is usually attributed to the difficulty of performing the move (the Taxer must be physically strong and the Taxee would need to be either fearless or have an extremely strong facial build) and its tendency to be fatal.
== Famous moments in the history of Tax ==
* 1945 - Seeing as he had no further chance of winning World War 2, Adolf Hitler decided that he would rather see his family die by his own hands than by that of the Russian forces. His wife and 92 children were all killed by being on the receiving end of the Tax. Hitler himself was Taxed by Hermann Göring, who later committed suicide by eating every berlinervankuchen in the Third Reich.
* 1972 - The PTID (Peace Through Interpretive Dancing) initiative fails horribly as a North Vietnamese representative puts a South Vietnamese representative in a coma during a session of 50's themed peace dance-offs. The Tax was blamed.
* 2002 - Thanks to an emotional, yet uplifting, feature on an episode of Oprah, doing the Tax experiences a short resurgence of popularity among housewives and unemployed people across the globe. Casualties were counted in the thousands.
* 2005 - As a string of bird flu cases are reported around the world, some anonymous health officials made statements suggesting the connection between the deadly virus and the Tax.
== See also ==
* Jitterbug
* Interpretive dancing
* Oprah Winfrey
Category:Politics
Category:Dance
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Taxi (TV series)

Taxi was a 1970s 'fly on the wall' documentary centering around the lives of cab drivers and featuring real life cab drivers Marilu Henner, Robert DeNiro, Tony Danza, Jodie Foster, Judd Nelson and Andy Coffin.
Most of the series participants' conflict was centred around the cab drivers pay disputes and work place reform complaints leveled at their diminutive dispatcher Danny Aielo, who delighted in tormenting the drivers as a way to make up for his own extremely small penis. DeNiro went on to become an actor.
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Taxicab

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zh:出租车
zh-tw:計程車
Taxidermy

Taxidermy is the art of preserving people and animals for later use as action figures, coat stands, and/or battering rams. Typically, the subject's bodily fluids are replaced with cherry Kool-Aid while their gold fillings are removed and sold at the local pawn shop.
==History==
Taxidermy was started by prehistoric Bula (alien from Zula) around 12,000 years ago by an ancient race known as the Georgians (not from Earth). Their most respected leaders were mummified to help them get to heaven, except for one George Roof who refueses mummification. The only problem was that the leaders were not always dead and this caused some discomfort during the mummifaction process. As mummifaction got more popular, junior mummifiers would practice their craft on dead birds, dead cats, dead small children, dead fruit bats, or any other roadkill that happened to be on the side of a plasmatic highway. Over time, taxidermy developed into an independent career from mummification. After all, anyone can afford to have their favorite pet stuffed and a log jammed in its ass, but how many people do you know who have their own pyramid?
==Types of Taxidermy==
Nearly anything can be stuffed. Fish, dogs, dead babies, your mom, and even whales - although the cost for stuffing an adult sperm whale is so expensive that only the ten richest kings of Europe can afford them. Prince Charles enjoys taking his stuffed sperm whale to the top of Buckingham Palace and throwing it over the side to crush peons and one of these peons happened to be a little yard Nome named Russo.
Some people only preserve certain body parts. For example, Catherine the Great had her favorite horse's head stuffed to be used a sex toy and Mr. Howell had Gilligan's head stuffed to be used as a condom. The urinal cake didn't fit very well, but it was the principle of the thing.
==References in Pop Culture==
*The most well-known reference to taxidermy was in the June 1960 movie, Psycho. 
*Anna Nicole Smith has been stuffed and mounted numerous times.
*On the hit television show Lost, a stuffed polar bear gets thrown at several idiots hiking through the jungle.
*In Taiwan, the art of lobbing stuffed waterfowl at opponents is called Duk Fu.
*The world's foremost taxidermy expert is an old fart from Santa Carla, CA. His creations are favorites of goths and alternafreaks all over the world.
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Taxonomy

Taxonomy is the fascinating study of dead animals. It is generally agreed that the discipline was Invented in 1543 by London taxi driver Dr. F. Taxonson, although some people claim that he taxed the idea from a famous celebrity he was giving a lift to. 
==Taxonomy involves the following:==
===1. Finding Your Animal===
Finding your animal, if this is something common like the Anteater then no problem but if it is rare like the fabled Thingumy and Bob then you may have a harder time of it. Expeditions to exotic locations can be funded by grants from large establishments such as Universities, Pharmaceutical Companies or local Drug Barons, with many choosing to visit remote places such as the remaining sections of the Amazonian Rain Forest.
===2. Naming Your Animal===
Naming your animal using Linnean classification. In this system of nomenclature, the first group is the largest (least specific) and the last is the most specific:
Side (East, West or Dark) ->
Kingdom ->
Phylum ->
Posse ->
Order ->
Family ->
Genus ->
Class ->
Clique ->
Species ->
The final name of an animal is comprised of its Genus, Species and Clique classifications. Some examples:
:*Neanderthal: Homo sapiens primitives
:*Modern human being: Homo sapiens normals
:*Ivy League graduate: Homo sapiens preps
Some scientists also add the All in the Family categorization to an organism's scientific name, but others decry this as a pointless measure since all organisms share the same All in the Family classification:
:*Modern human being: Archie Bunker Homo sapiens normalus
:*Angsty teenager: Archie Bunker Homo sapiens gothicus
:*Archie Bunker: Archie Bunker Homo Archie Bunkerus
===3. Skinning Your Animal===
Skinning and gutting; the animal must have its internal organs removed so they do not start to smell and leave a rotting mess inside the corpse. This is achieved by having small boys jump up and down on the animal 'til its too flat for the gerbils to eat.
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Taylor Swift

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Teaching English as a foreign language

Terrifying Europeans with Foreign Lingo (TEFL) is a made-up industry primarily concerned with the pacification of mature over-sexed singles and the misleading of hopeful parents.
== History ==
The TEFL industry is most prominent in the nations of China, Thailand, Spain, Brazil, Marks and Spencers, Newcastle, Bruce Forsythe and Atlantis. Sean Bean was said to be responsible for the industry's initial rise but, much like his career, its origins are now shrouded in mystery.
What we do know is that Eskimos first practiced TEFL in the British Isles in 1879 where English gradually came to replace German, Celtish and underpants as the first language. It was taken on wholeheartedly by Queen Victoria but less so by the Royal Consort, Prince Albert, who continued to use German until repeatedly raped to death by his frustrated English tutor. Fortunately, Prince Albert recovered from this incident and now leads a peacefully Germanic life in Stonehenge.
== TEFL today ==
As a result of TEFLs influence, most of the world now speaks English... extremely poorly. The only place where it still remains to be spoken with any level of aptitude is upon a Somalian oil rig in the strait of Hormuz. Even in Great Britain itself there are areas where the English language is only spoken remedially; namely England, Scotland and Wales. The exceptions are Wookie Hole and the HMS Victory.
== Controversy ==
Lee King Twot, China's minister for whatever happens to take his fancy that particular day, has criticized the TEFL world claiming that it does nothing for students' English speaking skills and just creates jobs for life's natural losers. Gerry Adams, spokesman for the TEFL world council, responded with the cutting riposte: "Well... that's the whole point isn't it? I mean, do we really want those freaks over here?"
==See also==
*HowTo:Speak Foreign
*HowTo:Talk to Foreigners
Category:Education
Category:English language
Teal

Teal is a colour that is confused with Cyan a lot. 
== About ==
 Teal is a dark cyan colour with a hex of #008080. Teal is also the opposite of Coral, and Coral's nearest colour currently is Pink. Teal is an uncommon car colour. People claim that Teal holds the answer to that one calculus problem that you can't wrap your mind around. Still don't know what Teal is? Here's a hint: It's not magenta. 
== Questions ==
=== What's that one calculus problem that you can't wrap your mind around? ===
 It depends.
Teapot

Teapots are thought to have been originally native to England. However, due to smuggling, illegal export, black market trading, the Harding Administration, and backyard breeding, they are now scattered throughout the world. 
Uncyclopedia, through a special agreement with the Taronga Zoo, has one imported specimen here on display, bred in captivity in Sydney, Australia.
==Mistreatment==
Historically, teapots have been thoroughly mistreated by humankind: forced to do menial tasks such as actually pouring tea. There are reports of more sinister activities by collectors, where dozens upon dozens of teapots are warehoused on shelves and in cabinets purely for the amusement of their captors and their guests. A number of animal rights organizations including the World Wildlife Federation and PeTA are working now for the liberation of these tortured creatures. 
A current investigation seeks to verify the practice of cozification, where teapots are forced by their captors to wear knit or crochet sweaters of obscene design. Photographs of this practice are currently being examined by experts to verify authenticity.
==Habitat==
Although many an atheist believes otherwise, it is generally known that all teapots do, in fact, orbit our sun. From the early 70's onwards the philosopher B. Russell argues that one can not proof that there is or is not some teapot that orbits the sun, albeit with trivial effort most people are able to build a strong solid case that not just 1 teapot circumvents the sun, but, in fact, all known teapots do actually exhibit this behaviour. It is subsequently a forgone conclusion that teapots natural habitat can be defined as a semi-spheroidal path around our solar systems central mass.
==Modern times==
When 418 I'm a Teapot was introduced to HTML, a while later, more codes were assigned, such as 773 NO FUCKING COFFEE, and 2977 TURN THE FUCKING HEATER OFF.
==Eating Habits==
Teapots are primarily herbivores, but have been known to expand their diet in times of famine for the purpose of survival. Their preferred diet includes:
* Earl Grey, Hot
* Sugar Lumps
* Honey
* Lemon
* Wildebeest
* Spoons
* Sporks
Category:Drink
Tech

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What is Tech? Well my dear friends, Tech is a giant scam and tub of bullshit that makes Americans buy things like...
* iPods
* Vista (If you had not crucified the damn thing yet...) 
* and pretty much every single fucking scam and shit that was ever made. Like the SHAMWOW. 
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== Basic Summary of the "shitbricks" ==
The point is that Much of the the populous of America is consistent of buying the next goddamn fucking in-store "Shitbrick" aka Laptop or iPod(Which have there own name too!, there are called iCunts). What's next? well I can tell you whats next! Most of the population will eventually be condemned into a empire that will take over most of America and make people by "Tech" and the CEO of any tech corporation will be laughing in his tub, counting the fucking benjamins that he has. Well what you need to consider is to fuck that man to Heck.
== Types of Tech ==
In other words, types of shitty money gobblers.
==== The iPod propaganda ====
This piece of shit came out in late 2001 and become a world-wide success, but not for us: more for the "shitsters" at Apple. 
It has become probably the most used piece of shit of technology on the market. It was reserved by people who can't get a phone, and for people who can not get a damn radio to listen to decent people. Instead they result in a prepubescent shemale named Justin Beiber. Really I could go on about that asshole, but look this is about Technology not shemales. 
Then Apple decides to make newly reformed iPods. Such as.... 
==== The Verdict ====
Tech is a fantastic thing to people who sell bullshit and want to become famous. In other words its all a spoof of something in the after life.
Category:Technology