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Russian Crash Bandicoot

I'm a russian man. One day I went to a shop in Russia to buy a game. I am not a man who plays many games, but my wife died last week so I thought I needed a new hobby.
So yes, it was on this fateful day that I was given a new outlook on the world.
I entered the game shop. A man stood at counter. He was asian and he had an eye-patch, and a scar shaped like a banana placed below his left nostril. He said. "I think you're in the wrong shop." It was now that I realised, I was in the wrong shop: this was actually a pet store. I decided to buy something from here anyway, and selected a beautiful rabbit from the hot selection topics.The man smiled and gave me a key. He said, "You will need this, if you are to succeed."
I went home. I inspected the rabbit thoroughly. All was normal for about seven minutes, when I noticed it lacked genitalia. Instead of any reproductive organs, it simply had a key-hole between it's legs. I thought back to my adventure in the pet-shop, and remembered the key that the mysterious man gave me. Unfortunately, I had left the key on the steeple, so I just hit the rabbit with sticks and stuff. He showed some signs of aggression now, but I found this understandable. I was not usually the violent type, so I surprised myself when I took a potato peeler to its face and started killing the poor bastard. I wasn't quite sure what I was trying to achieve now, so I just stood on its face and laughed.
After this escapade, I felt a bit sick. So, i decided to go to the pet-store and apologise for my behaviour. Much to my surprise, when I entered the shop, it appeared to be laid out competely differently. There were also now a few customers in the shop. I went to the counter, and the same man was there, but this time, he had no eye-patch, and his clothes were a bit more generic. He did not show any expression as I approached him, and when I spoke to him, he showed no signs of acknowledgement that I had just been in the shop hours earlier. I told him about my strange change of mood as I brought the rabbit home, and then explained how after inspecting it's genitalia, I proceeded to beat it and shave off it's skin. Unsurprisingly, he was horrified, and called the police.
The police arrested me and now I am in prison one day I played Crash Bandicoot but a rabbit appeared on the screen but it was no a rabbit it was my dead wife and she said what have you done with the key so I cried and the key came out of my eyes and I looked at it and it had legs and it was a spider so i realised it was my father so i shot it but before i could shoot it again i fell over now i am dead.
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Russian Flags

Ok so there was this heterosexual american republican good ol boy from america and he was convicted of a crime he didn't commit. as punishment, he was locked in a room and had to smoke a bunch of that hippy crap they call marijuana.
They had a massive brick of it (Marijuana comes in bricks trust me I am an expert). and they gave him a sledgehammer.
The man was worried about smoking the weed because he might turn into a liberal hippy treehugger. So he pretended the weed was Russian flags and when he was lighting the joint up he was burning it.
He lit up the first joint and felt the smoke come into his nose. Suddenly he screamed in pain as he had a desire to eat something that wasn't steak. Hippy gumbo poured from his mouth and eyes. Somehow, he managed to toss the joint from his mouth.
He looked at the massive brick he had to smoke. They took away the paper he was using to roll the blunts up at this point.
"This there joint aint a joint. Its wunna dem fuggin commie flags nd am burnin it n gonna save Russia give m all the freedums", he said to himself as he stood over the brick, holding his lighter. He had to burn the entire thing all at once.
As the massive wall of smoke engulfed his face, burning off his "NOBAMA" mark tattooed on his forehead, he suddenly grew long hair and could only say "Save the whales, save the whales". His skin was replaced with hemp and his bones became tofu. When it was finally over, the man took a deep breath of relif, and looked at what remained to be burned.
Turns out half of the hemp was wet. He had to burn it again. All he could do was stare at the brick, and quietly said to himself, "That's no russian flag."
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Rusted Dreams

When I was 6th grade my stepfather took his own life, now this was an event in my life that changed my entire perspective and ideology on death and life. But a weird quirk that followed it always left me wondering about the afterlife
I was in the front yard, the sky was a bright orange, and the house itself looked aged and decaying. I walked around and observed the dead looking front, upon looking up, i saw my stepfather on the roof. He had a faint smile on his face, and was pointing down to the house. I just stood in shock, it was eerie the way he was standing, almost like he was meant to be there...is really the only way i can put it....I walked into the house, The house looked even more dead on the inside, the walls were crumbling. I walked through the living room and stopped, there was the basement, he ended it down there, i couldn't go down there, but then i heard him calling me. I felt, unfearing, like there isn't anything to be afraid of. I started down the stairs, and then the dream shifted into, a 3rd person like perspective. I was deep in this dark water, drowning. I began swimming frantically, trying to get out, i looked and saw him on the basement floor, he just smiled and looked around, then back at me, like this is what he wanted to show me. I didn't get it though, and i felt myself drowning, choking, dying.
Then i woke up. I was still young, but i told my mom the next day, she was still in deep shock about his death, and showed an interest in it. We were still trying to sell the house, and she had to go meet a potential buyer later that week. One day i came home from school, and she wasn't home, i assumed she was at the meeting. i called her to tell her im home, she stopped me and said, "im gonna be a bit late, the basement is severely flooded"
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Rys

The Okui's Maid Cafè was a very famous and loved restaurant. The puppets who worked there were very appreciated by everyone, always smiling and friendly. There was one puppet who smiled more than all the others. But it, that puppet, had no reason to smile.
Rys Meyer was a young high school student. She wasn't very good at school, because she was too lazy to study and she just wanted to draw or write short stories. She was very thin, in fact, she was anorexic. At school she always get bullied and mocked by her female classmates, that often said how much she was fat and inadequate, also the boys tended to deride and, if it happened, came even to beat her. 
Rys never knew why they was doing that. Probably was because one time she brought school a knife and, when one of her classmates tryed to attack her, she tryed to stab him but then she fainted, because she used too much energy. And maybe, just maybe, her classmated started to see her a weak person that even if tryes to fight back, she'll always fail her attempt. But she just wanted to be accepted, when she tryed to do something to make her classmates like her once again, that always worsed the situation. But Rys was headstrong and she keeped to try. 
She only had one friend, Meryl Raise, Rys spent most of her time with her. Meryl was always trying to protect her but sometimes poured upon Rys her own pain, which worsened her already precarious condition. And the faint thread that was the life of Rys, one day, broke. The young girl was found hanged, hanging on the roof of her room by her favorite scarf.
Her father, a builder of animatronics, drew a puppet in honor of his daughter, who loved a lot.-I'll revive you, my little dolly ... I'll revive you...I swear...- The man repeated these words while planning his new creation. He wanted that his beloved child could be happy and at peace with herself and her body. The funeral was held a few days later, at that presented only the closest relatives. at the end of the ceremony, the parents returned home.
The man locked himself in his laboratory promptly -i would never let those bad guys put you there, all alone. He pulled back the sheet covering his table, showing what was hiding. Bones and vertebrae were scattered on the table, perfectly clean. The man stroked and kissed some -You're so beautiful ... my little Rys-. He began using the pelvic bones to make the base of the puppet, then covered them with the metal and circuits. Unfortunately the phalanges were too small to be put in the building, so he decided to triture them and combining the powder in water, he painted the mask and then refine it with black. He gave her a big smile and refined the rest of the body with yellow, purple and a lot of black, because those was the favorite colors of Rys -Now ... you will be happy!- The man was so pleased that he decided to sell the puppet to a known Maid cafe with animatronics.
And so he did.
He will never know the damage he caused.
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SA2 You've Done this final chapter

So remember when i said i saw something yellow outside my window? Well that was tails a nice not evil tails. i invited him in and he told me about whats going on.
Apperently the sonic world is being took over by Sonic.exe and tails doll and they are using mind control to make all the sonic characters turn evil and open portals into the real world to make this whole army (i know it sounds like a evil plot from a cartoon but).
so we got weapons ready to go into the Sonic world i got the black knight sword and pistol tails got same and we hopped in the portal to the sonic world.
We found our way to the mothership and headed to the center to face them.
We found them and they said "Are you ready for both of your deaths?"
i imedatly started firing at Sonic.exe and tails at Tails doll we finally got them both down and then the ship started a countdown for 50 seconds me tails all the other characters minus .exe and tails doll got out alive
it felt good to save the day and to think this all started out because of a dream.........
Originally uploaded to Spinpasta Wikia by Biblet02. Uploaded to Trollpasta Wikia by I, Da Cashman.
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SAD STORY

So this is a story about Gotye getting over a break up but he relives memories of getting blow jobs from his girlfriend. He tells himself that she was nothing, and that she had died. He then tries living on his own by convincing himself he is the only person that is capable of loving himself. He then relives why they broke up. What had happened is he went to get a circumcision but his doctor ended up being his girlfriend. She "accidentally" cut off his whole penis. His memories cause him to realize he can make this really weird thing with his mouth where he says m with his mouth but it comes out as n. He tries to then make himself happier with puns about his knee. None of this is working so he goes on a soul search and discovers his spirit animal is in fact a dog. He then finds out women poop. So that upsets him even more. He develops a stutter. Every time he stutters he gets frustrated and shouts. He begins reliving the memories again, his girlfriend had told him that even though they couldn't have sex, they could still do some of Gotye's favorite activities like baking pie. He snaps out of it. And he's finally happy. He finally gets over the break up. But just then his girlfriend Kimbra calls him. His recent enjoyment of rage comics makes him yell "Fuuuu" like the rage face. He then picks up his phone. While Kimbra is talking to Gotye all he could remember the sex. This annoys him. He shouts fuck off then says he needs to change his number. Just then Kimbra comes in and yells at Gotye. Gotye doesn't pay attention to her so it seems like she's speaking really quickly. He entertains himself by saying "no" over and over in his mind. Kimbra now realizing that Gotye wants nothing to do with her, she tries to convince him to kill himself. But since this doesn't work she invites him to McDonalds where she had poisoned his food. But Gotye is naive and angry at her so he says he doesn't went it. In rebelliousness he eats a whole pizza, a shoe, and eventually the world. He then wakes up from his dream. Only to realize... nothing had been real.
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SANESS.EXE

HALLO MII NAME IZ,MICHEAL I WAZ HUGE FAM OF UNDERPANTS BUTT ATER UNE EWENT I WAZ NEVER TEH SAMI
UNE DEI I WAZ LOKING FOH A UNDERPANTS FAM GAEMS,UNTIL I FOUND A FAM GAEM CALLED "UNDERPUNTZ:SANESS REVENGER",I GOTY CURIOUS ANDY WENT DOWNLOAD AND PLAY TO SEE HAT IT WAZ LIKE
THE GAEM STARTED AND I WAZ PLAYING WITH FREZK AND I WAS IN SNOWDIN I WALKED UNTIL I FOUND SANESS, BUT HE WAS DIFFERENT, HE WAS WITH A KNIFE, HE HAD BLOOD ON HIS HANDS AND EYES, AND HIS VOICE WAS DISTORTED,I WAZ @ LITLE STRANJE BUTT BECALZE IT IZ A FAM GAEM IT MUST BE PART OF THE LORE
I REALIZED SOMETHING WIRD, THERE WAZ NO MONSTERS ANYWHERE EXCEPT SANESS
I QUEEPT WALKING UNTIL I SAW THE LOCAL WHERE THE UNDYNE BATTLE WOULD HAPPEN,BUTT NOTHING HAPPENED TEH ONLY THING I SAW WAZ UNDYNE'S ARMOR ALL BLOODED, AT THAT MOMENT I WAZ SHOCKED AND THOUGHT SOMETHING WAZ WRONG
AFTER A LOT OF ADVENTURE WITHOUT FIGHTING ANY MONSTER I FINALLY ARRIVED IN THE LAST CORRIDOR, AND I FOUND SANESS FOR THE FINAL BRAWL
"U DARI CHALLENGE ME SO IT'S TIME TO GET A BAD TOM".SAYS SANESS.EXE
THE FIGHT STARTED AND IT WAS VERY UNFAIR, THE SANESS DEALS A LOT OF DAMAGE AND HAD VERY FEW HEALING ITEMS, BESIDES HE COULD NOT ONLY DODGE AS WHEN HE WAS HIT HE LOST ALMOST NOTHING HP, IT ENDED UP THAT I DIED IN THE FIGHT AND IT GOT GAME OVER
"YOU CANNOT GIVE UP YET,STAY DETERMINED!,AND DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU"
I LOOKED BACK, AND SAW THAT SANESS WAS IN MY HOUSE WITH A KNIFE READY TO KILL ME, OF COURSE HE KILLED ME, BUT HE TRAPPED MY SOUL IN THIS FAM GAEM, I AM WRITING THIS SO YOU KNOW I'M HERE, HA 3 DAYS I AM HERE SO IF YOU CAN HELP ME I WOULD BE VERY THANKFUL HELP!
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SANESS.EXE MEETS EVIL PATRIXXX

IT ALL STARTS WHEN EVIL PATRIXXX WAS CHASING PATRIXXX ON BIKENI BUTTOM, UMTIL PATRIXXX IS CORNERED BY EVIL PATRIXXX.BUT BEFORE EVIL PATRIXXX KILLS PATRIXXX SPONGEBOXXX APPEARS ALONG WITH STIVE EROM MIINECRAP WHO STOPPED HIM (NOTE: SPONGEBOXXX EVEN BEING A SERIAL KILLER HE IS STILL PATRIXXX'S FRIEND), SPONGEBOXXX TRIED TO EXPLODE EVIL PATRIXXX WITH A BAZOOKA 420 IN THE SCOPE WOMBO COMBO, BUT END UP FAILING AND HAD HIS ARMS RIPPED OFF, BUT BEFORE EVIL PATRIXXX KILLS PATRIXXX SPONGEBOXXX APPEARS ALONG WITH STIVI EROM MIINECRAP WHO STOPPED HIM (OBS: SPONGEBOXXX EVEN BEING A SERIAL KILLER HE IS STILL PATRIXXX'S FRIEND), SPONGEBOXXX TRIED TO EXPLODE EVIL PATRIXXX WITH A BAZOOKA 420 NOSCOPE WOMBO COMBO, BUT END UP FAILING AND HAD HIS ARMS RIPPED OFF, STIVI AFTER SEEING THAT SCENE USES HIS NETHERETE ARMOR AND GOES ON EVIL PATRIXXX GIVING TIME FOR PATRIXXX TO ESCAPE VERY FAR FROM THERE, BUT IT DID ALMOST NOTHING EFFECTIVE AND THE NETERETE ARMOR STIVI EROM MINECRAP WAS EASILY DESTROYED, BUT STIVI WON'T BE DEFEATED THAT EASILY SO HE QUICKLY CREATED A PORTAL TO THE WORLD OF A CURSED UNDERPANTS FAMGAEM THAT EVIL PATRIXXX END UP BEING ABSORBED INTO THE PORTAL,STIVI EROM MINECRAP REVIVES SPONGEBOXXX USING A HEALING POTION THAT MAKES IT REVIVE QUICKLY AND STIVI RETURNS TO THE MINECRAP WORLD
IN THIS FAMGAEM EVIL PATRIXXX FINDS A VERY EDGY AND EVIL VERSION OF SANESS CALLED SANESS.EXE
SANESS.EXE:HALLO MR.STARFISH MAN
EVIL PATRIXXX:HALLO MR.BONEMAN,UUUH WHERE IS THE EXIT OF THIS WORLD?
SANESS.EXE: I KNOW WHERE IT IS BUT I WON'T TELL YOU
EVIL PATRIXXX: HOW DO YOU SPEAK THIS CALUMNY AGAINST ME, YOU FILTHY MORTAL
EVIL PATRIXX QUICKLY JUMPS ON SANESS.EXE AND STARTS CLOBBER IT UNTIL HE THROWS HIM AGAINST A TREE
EVIL PATRIXXX: NOW YOU TALK TO ME?
SANESS.EXE:NOOO!
EVIL PATRIXXX PERCEIVES SANESS.EXE'S DETERMINATION, AND DECIDES TO TRY TO MANIPULATE IT
EVIL PATRIXXX: LOOK IF YOU TELL ME WHERE THE EXIT IS, YOU CAN MY RIGHT-HAND MAN, AND WITH THAT YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT MONEY, FAME, MAGIC, INFINITE POWER, COUNTLESS DIMENSIONS, JUST PLEASE GET ME OUT OF HERE
SANESS.EXE:U ARI TAUKING SERIOS?
EVIL PATRIXXX:YEZ
SANESS.EXE:OKAY,TO ESCAPE HERE YOU NEED HOLD MY HAND AND SCREAM THREE TIMES AT THE SAME TIME "DAME TU COSITA", "DAME TU COSITA", "DAME TU COSITA"EVIL PATRIXXX:OKAY,IF U ARI TALKING SERIUS WHY NOT BELIEVE?
EVIL PATRIXXX HOLDS SANESS.EXE IN THE HAND AND THEY SCREAM "DAME TU COSITA","DAME TU COSITA","DAME TU COSITA" AND MANAGE TO ESCAPE FROM THAT WORLD AND GO TO THE REAL WORLD BETTER KNOWN AS UNIVERSE C-137
EVIL PATRIXXX: THANK YOU SKELETON, NOW I WILL TAKE YOU TO MY EVIL BASE, THE TROLLPASTA CENTRAL!
SANESS.EXE:BUTT I HAVI A PRUBLEN,I JUST CAN BE OUT OF MY GAME FOR JUST 4 HOURS
EVIL PATRIXXX: OKAY,THE ONLY THING YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW IS YOU ARE ON MY GANG
SANESS.EXE: THANKS!
SANESS.EXE HAS RETURNED TO ITS DIGITAL WORLD TO TORMENT PLAYERS,AND EVIL PATRIXX RETURNS TO THE CENTRAL TROLLPASTA
CONTINUE......
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SANIC.JPEG 2:TO LAZY FOR A GOOD TITLE OR SOMETHING.DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OK TITLE OVER NOW BYE!1!1!!!!11

0k,meh name gis mile and i lik sonic.It so god.Anywoo,ima tell ye a tale of hew i get a hautad imag of sanic da hedge.It was a studpid and dum mornin.I wag eatin meh oficel pokeman serial an watchind anime.I wag heppy.Den,meh get an email from meh frend alix.Alix sed dat he find dis rely rely cool gam onlin and he wenteg meh to ploy it.I askod wht da gam was ang ge sad dat it was a wom of sonic 69.I was lik wow,dat cool.Cause son 69 havent evan came out yeet.I tald him te send bit to me at dat mement.He said ye butt meh phane ded.i scwemed and meh ran to da pear stor and plug meh phaone in da cherger.Den,me put me phoene on cherger ang get de rom.
DA WOM
I downwoded da rom on meh compute and started teh ploy de gam.It wag lik normaal,butt git wag in 2d.Most gams now bare in 3d so meh tot git wag werd.I tarted in da tart scren and ig wag da stert scren from sonic 1.I rely leked da nastolga and decided to stert.It torned to sanic for a bew mileseconds.I wag sced.Den meh was ploying as tlls and meh wag lick whaaaaaat?!1!111I was wuning awound and meh saw sanic da hadge playong douch life on unblocked games 69.I wonderd up te him and heh lok at meh.He said dat we woid pleh da pokeman kerd gam.I didnt want teh but me didnt want ti die so eh.We ployed but meh cards we trash and heh get all de good kerds so tlls lost da gem.He did sonic.exe laugh and blue up tlls wid da bfg fram doom.he den askod meh who candice wos but meh didnt anser.Meh was den ploying as knucks.I wan awound ang killed spopy enemes.hen,sanic was infwot of meh and he kep telopating awound so meh cold net hit gem.Dear was den a anime cutscene."De tlook meveryding from meh.My voice,Meh fleedom,me legacy.And de replafe neh wid some BLU HARED MEME..." kbucks said.Sanic replid wid just da words "Your fet."Knucks den fell over and ded of dat amozing rost.Den,meh was dr egmoon.I wan awond wid meh stubby legs.I wan around dat lab and den sanic saw meh.He said "meh get yee."I WAN way and he chesed meh.He caught up wid meh,straped meh to le chair,and mad meh wach baby sherk.egmoons head den expoled from cringe.
De aftermeth
I scremed when sanic.jpeg came on meh screen and he stabed meh.I died and meh now in da game.Turn out,it wandnt alix who textod meh.IT WAS SANIC!!!!
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SANIC X LOST EPUSUD - PATRIXXX ATTAXXX

I was an internet at whatever the hell makes Sonic X or something and one day I found a...TAPE!!! It just had "SECRUT PATRIXXX EPUSUD" written on it in black marker. I took it home without permission because that's what law-abiding citizens do.
But let's cut tot he chase. When I got home, I put it into my Wii U but it wouldn't play. SO then I tried my VCR, and it played. You know, because before, it didn't. But it DID play. This time. Not at all like last time! Because last time, it DIDN'T!!!!! Didn't PLAY before, I mean! But it did this time!
It started like any other episode at Rich-ass Manor, with Sanic and friends sitting around scratching eachother's asses hoping to find gold or even PLATINUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Platinum is very rare, even moreso than gold! Rouge thought that it would make her wealthy, so she began invading anuses with her claws in an increasingly ferocious manner, until Knuckles kicked her out. While they were outside, they got into an argument and Rouge punched Knuckles. Blood spurted out. Blood! Blood!! BLOOD!!!! In a kid's show! I PUKED because I'm such a freaking pussy!
Knuckles DIED! Umg DETH!!!! Then, it scrolled down to an underground scene with PATRIXXX laughing EVIL-LY!!! He began meditating, and used his EVIL psychic powers possess Knuckles' corpse, creating Knuxxx. Rouge didn't think she had killed Knuckles and apologized, but Knuxxx tore off her head and shat down her neck and then stuffed her head back down her kneck and rubbed it around in the shit! I was SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tails came up and asked what was going on, and then Knuxxx grabbed him and tore him in half and pulled out his entrails and then started stomping up and down on them and kicking them around and then he tied them to some dynamite and threw it into the Sun! This violence was too violent, and I cried because me and my buddy always enjoyed roleplaying about a feminized version of Tails with massive tits!
Then Knuxxx came into the house and tried to kill SANIC, but SANIC 1-hit killed him! However, Patrixxx then BURST OUT OF KNUXX (because screw continuity) and they began to BATTLE with BLOOD everywhere!
Just when it looked as though Sanic had won, Patrixxx killed him with EVIL lasers! It looked as though all was lost, but the power of Amy's love revived Sanic and blew Patrixxx away and...
...nah just kidding she died too lol.
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SANJAY'S SUCH A JERK!

Ever watched "Sanjay & Craig"? We'll there are many rumors that there is a secret episode that never aired. The episode is called SANJAY IS SUCH A JERK. The episode is about Sanjay and Craig playing in the snow. Craig gets angry at Sanjay and leaves. Sanjay wanders around the snowy woods and finds Craig, frozzzen. Sanjay picks up Craig at this point, as the camera zooms out. Sanjay's screaming could be heard as he looks at the now dead Craig.
"I'm so sorry Craig, don't leave me!"
Sanjay keeps crying until the camera zooms in on Craigs face.
"Sanjay....."
Craig says.
"your such a jerk..."
That's all Craig says before he "officially" dies.
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