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Vytautas Sustauskas

Vytautas Šustauskas (Šustrauskas) fled across the city of Vilnius and the police followed... 
A great Lithuanian sage and eminent drunkard. He's also the owner and manager of Vilnius, the largest petrol station in the world (Vilnius town aborigine - ex village people great idea)
Currently Vytautas Šustauskas is studying at Klaipeda University. He's trying to learn how to rule a real city. This fact betrays his plans to try to become the ruler and owner of whatever future city they are going to build in the place of Vilnius.
Many are speculating that Vytautas will never cope with a real city and will be forced to become a true cowboy then. He might, however, choose to become a gangster instead, because he has good relationships with Doctor.
Vytautas is also a famous fighter against diseased children. He used his army of beggars to harass a charity party which was supposed to collect money for children with cancer or some such ugly disease, and in the end the party didn't take place, because the rich folks got scared and disgusted of all those beggars and especially of Vytautas who came riding his fabulous jeep and waving an upside-down flag of Lithuania. That'll surely teach all children that cancer does not pay!
In his spare time Vytautas is trying to be the drunk version of Michael Schumacher but cannot afford a Ferrari. He says Chrysler is a major problem when you are used to driving a Lamborghini...
http://www.lrytas.lt/ekstra/archyvas/2000/0828/sustausk.jpg
Šustauskas when no-one knew him. This really ugly hair-do runs in the familly and he chose his wife (ex-wife by now) mainly because her hair looked like this.
Category:Politicians
W.E.T

W.E.T is a fun pastime invented by schoolchildren in Christchurch, New Zealand. It involves, endurance, strength, trickery, and good catching and throwing skills. It involves a trampoline and a WET ball (see panel to the right). a Waboba Zag ball is not required to play, but it is recommended by WET experts and some professional players. Waboba balls are so popular that nearly every other company that produced WET balls stopped making them because people only wanted Waboba. 
== How to play WET ==
WET is played with two or more players, on a trampoline, with a WET ball. 
=== Instructions ===
*All players stand in a circle on the trampoline
*One player starts with the ball in their hands (this player can be chosen using any fair method in which all players have an even chance of winning)
*The player with the ball starts the game by throwing the ball to any other player and then bouncing on their bottom onto the trampoline. 
*The player who is thrown the ball must catch the ball and then throw it to another player and bounce. 
*This continues until a player misses a catch, does a bad throw (the referee decides what counts as 'bad') or breaks the rules in any way. This player then receives the letter 'W'
*For a second mistake players receive the letter 'E', and the letter 'T' for a third error
*When a player receives the letter 'T', their letters spell out the word 'WET' and they are out of the game
*The last player left in the game wins.
=== Correct bouncing form ===
To bounce correctly you must start by jumping into the air. Then, once you start to fall downwards, you throw the ball to another player. Then you land on your butt and bounce back up into a standing position. If you throw the ball after bouncing, or do not bounce at all you are given a letter. You also receive a letter if you fail to bounce back into a standing position.
Category:Sport in New Zealand
WEIRD FONT

right|thumb|250px|OMFG THIS IS WEEEEIRD ITS LEIK SHAKESPEER INGLIHS
 
WHEN I WENT TO WIKIPEDIA TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THE FONT THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING YET THERE ARE RELATED ARTICLES WTF?
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oH, STOP USING THE SHIFT KEY WHILE USING THE CAPS LOCK BECAUSE THERE IS A STORY TO TELL YOU, WITH THE SHIFT KEY.
OK SO THERE THIS WAS ONE TIME I WENT TO MY BROTHER ROOM OK AND BEFORE HE BEAT ME I SAW HIS COMPUTER SCREEN AND HE HAD LIKE THIS WEIRD FONT WHEN YOU HIT SHIFT.
==EXAMPLE OF THE WEIRD FONT==
WAIT LET ME CHECK HOW YOU DO IT ZOMG 1 SECOND
omg this is so fucking weird, why are the letters so small omfg i can't read this its two weird its like shakespeer englihs omfg
==OK THATS IT==
SO ANYWHY THIS WEIRD FONT IS LIKE TOTAL CRAZINESS!!!1
IT TAKE A WHILE TO FIGUR OUT BUT I GET IT!!! U HAVE TO HIT THE COPS LOOK BUTN THATS LIKE RITE THERE! LOK AT THE PIC AN U FIN SPECIAL FONT KEEY
ALSO ITS VERY WEIRD CUZ THE LETTERS THAT WERE PRINTED ON KEYBOARD ARE NORMAL NOT WEIRD FONT SO THIS PROBERLY A BUG IN MICROSOFT! MICRO$OFT TOTALLY SUX LOL
I WISH MICROKOFT WILL FEEX THE KEYBOARDS CUZ MY BROTHER IS LKIKE TOTAL WEIRDO HE SHOULD BE PLYIN CSS WITH ME. I NEVER SAW THIS WEIRD FONT IN CSS CUZ CSS IS LIKE TOADLY THE BEST GAME EVER AND FOR PROS SO PROS DONT USE WEIRD FONTS LIKE THAT
BUT WHEN YOU CHEAT IN CSS AND ITS LIKE ALL THE TIME CUZ THE GAME IS NOT FUN WITHOUT CHEATS SO SOMETIMES THOSE WEIRD PROGRAMS CALLED ADMINS WRITE WITH THIS WEIRD FONT SOMETHING LIKE THAT 'has banned' AND IT'S SO WIRD TO READ I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW IT'S ANNOYING
VIJAYJAY!
==WHO CAME UP WIT DIS==
ITS SO WEIRD BUT APPRNTLY SUM PPL USE IT CUZ I WNT ON A FORRUM AND USED THIS FONT AND THEY WERE LIKE dude, stop writing in all caps AND I WAS LIKE WAT IS CAPS IS THT WHAT YOU CALL WRITING UR WEIRD AND U USE THE WEIRD FONT SO UR DOUBLE WEIRD
THEN THEY GOT ALL MAD AT ME AND KICKED ME OFF BUT IT WAS TOTALLLY GHEY ANYWAH AND I DDNT WNT TO GO THERE NO MORE
BUT I TINK THEY CAME UP WITH THE WEIRD FONT CUZ THEY WERE USING IT AND I CLNDT RD WHAT TEY WERE SAYING
ZOMG LIEK THERE WAS DIS ONE TIME WHEN I GOT BANED FROM YELLOWBLOOD'S SA:MP SERVER AND I WAS LIKE 'IM RICK JAMES BITCH' AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE מה אתה דפוק? AND I WAS LIKE LOL
==SERIOUSLY THOUGH==
PEOPLE STOP USNG WRD FONTS IT MAEKS U SEEM STUPID
WAIT, CAPS LOCK, MAYBE. UMM… SHIFT KEY IS NICE…
Category:ARTICLES WRITTEN ENTIRELY IN CAPS LOCK
Category:In-jokes
Category:Typography
WLOL-LP

WLOL-LP (Channel -7) was a former Low-Powered TV station licensed to Boston, Massachusetts.It stole it’s Affiliation of UPN from WLVI from 2000-2001,only to shut down due to tax fraud.The station was owned and operated by Knoxville Broadcasting,named this way to trick people into thinking that this station broadcasted in Knoxville. The station was most recently broadcasting Test cards and the dancing banana.
== History ==
The station was originally founded as a Jewelry Television Affiliate in 1995 as W-07PP selling Blood Diamonds to the Boston Market.The station later on changed their call sign to WLOL-LP for: We’re TeLevisiOn UncycLopedia on a Low Power! This lasted until it lost it’s affiliation in 2000,Promptly becoming a UPN Affiliate.It lost it to WLVI later on that year and it went silent until a few days after 2002 began due to a case by WLVI where it has been discovered the station’s owners ran Pyramid scheme Sears.Which then,The FCC and IRS destroyed the license and sent the owners to 27 years in prison.
== Controversy ==
The station has been a target of multiple controversies including the following:
* Tax Fraud
* Out-Pizzaing the Hut
* Broadcasting pirated Spongebob SquarePants Episodes to fill in the E/I thingy.
* Harrassment
* Banning Minesweeper in the United States.
== Legacy ==
The station’s “Legacy” is widely known in the Boston area as one of the worst stations to have ever existed,Due to it’s lack of rules and alleged harassment of Engineers working at the station,The Only good thing people have to say about the station was that it’s spade logo looked kinda cool,but WLVI’s Spade did much better,At least according to WikiPedia.
== Technical Information ==
-7 Analog - Test Cards/Dancing banana
Category:Massachusetts
Category:Television
Category:Television stations
WMD

sorry, your search for "WMD" has had no results. But keep looking....
WMD can refer to:
*The excuse. If you can find them, see Weapons of Mass Destruction
*The female body part, see Weapons of Mass Distraction
*The alternative rock album by Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors
*The video game, see Weapons of Mass Destruction (game)
*The shit, dude!, see W's Missing Donuts
*The place, see Iraqi WMDs
*The weapons, see Weapons of Mass Distraction
Category:Three Letters
WNBA

The Women's National Basketball Association, according to urban folklore, is a basketball league consisting only of women's teams. Those who believe in the legend will tell you that the WNBA occupies basketball arenas from May through October, including an All-Star Game and playoffs. However, no one has ever been pictured attending a real WNBA game, and photos circulating of games in progress have all been identified as hoaxes. Mostly, these hoax pictures consist of arenas without a crowd, where the court is filled by the tallest patrons the hoaxer could find at the local lesbian bar.
Most alleged "WNBA" teams occupy the same arenas as NBA teams, which may explain most other sightings of unexplained basketball at those places.
== Players ==
Accounts of the appearances of WNBA players are varied, but the general consensus is that they are stringy humanoids with the faces of men. Since this is consistent with most depictions of aliens, the groups who believe in the WNBA and in UFOs often overlap. One contrasting account states that they are "like Bigfoot, but much hairier".
Several individuals, claiming to be the girlfriends of WNBA players, have been audited by the IRS over attempts to obtain the salaries of these mythical beings, and even arrested and imprisoned. A tax collector source gave the opinion, "Why would you risk your life and wellbeing over an extra $5,000 a year? What kind of screwed-up country is this?".
== Recent developments ==
According to WNBAologists (as they call themselves), the 2020 WNBA season was played without fans. None of them has been able to determine how this is any different from other supposed seasons.
Following the introduction of Caitlin Clark, a lady player who actually has skills, the sports world has no idea how to react to her aside from "wait, that's a chick who can actually ball out??" The WNBA has turned from a boring league focusing on fundamentals to all the other players starting catfghts with Clark, turning overnight into a soap opera and "must watch television".
Category:Sports
Category:Conspiracies
Wade Wells

:Wade has an evil double sliding around the multiverse, but the evil double spells her last name "Welles" instead of "Wells".
thumb|Queen Wade the Pixie
Wade Wells, otherwise known as Sabrina Lloyd, is the best Pixie. She is the greatest Pixie of them all, for she created the Pixie Race and monitors all other Pixies. She lives in some part of America, but nobody knows exactly where because she keeps herself hidden, and only appears when she wants to. The longest length of time she has ever not been hiding was when the television series Sliders aired, and she showed the whole world her Pixie magic. She has the power to cast Pixie spells, open Wormholes/Parallel Universe gate ways, fly, disappear and reappear at will and many many more powers which we can't name because there are so many. She is the Queen Pixie and has more Pixie Magic and Pixie Powers than all other Pixies.
Wade Wells is well known because she was a character on the Television show Sliders. Most of the Sliders fan base however never new that she was a Pixie. If you watch the television show you will noticed many different things about Wades personality and mannerisms that show she is in fact a pixie, such as the fact that she is easily excitable, she is cute, she is small, she has big brown eyes, she wears shiny pixie clothes etc.
== Pixie Protectors ==
Her Pixie Protectors are Mr. Cheese, Token Black Guy and Pure English, all of these people can be seen in the first three series of Sliders, but don't watch the last 2, they are crap. The reason they aren't as good is because Wade went away to spread Pixie Magic around the world and took Pure English as her protector for this mission because she wanted to keep it quiet and though three Pixie Protectors would cause to much of a fuss.
== Powers ==
Wade has more powers than any of the other Pixies, and has more Pixie Magic and Pixie dust than any other Pixie. She uses this extra magic to play hilarious pranks, spread Pixie joy and to shield all of Pixie kind from the evil Lepricons.
== Things Pixies find Funny ==
*Pranks
*The Idea that Professional Womens Basketball is supposed to be taken seriously
*Jimmy Carrs Hair Cut
*Irregular Webcomic
*Emo's and Chavs Fighting each other
== Things Pixies Don't Like ==
*Cages because they are so damn Scary
*Banana Skins because anything that is bigger than some of them is annoying
*Snakes
*Flying in Planes because other things that fly make them uncomfortable
*Leprechauns
*Being locked in a cage on a flying plane whilst Leprechauns and Snakes are running amok
== David Peckinpah ==
There is only one thing that Pixies hate more than Leprechauns, and that is David Peckinpah. he is the stupid moron who tried to kill the Queen Pixie Wade, all must hate him
Category:Women
Category:Television characters
Wah State

Wah State is an autonomous area of Myanmar. It is ruled by the authoritarian Wah Party, a far-left political party that advocates for the addition of Waluigi to Smash Bros. In 2008, it became infamous for the abduction and execution of Masahiro Sakurai on counts of treason after Waluigi was found to not be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl on the Wii. The move was especially condemned by the Nintendo State, who threatened to drop a DMCA warhead on Wah State.
== History ==
From the early 1400s to the late 1800s, the area was claimed by the Qing Dynasty but was never controlled by it, as the local chief of Wehrio (Waluigi's distant relative) united the Wah people against the Chinese. In 1899, the Empire of Japan offered to give Wehrio free Anime girl bodypillows in exchange for Wah State becoming a associated state of it, a move that Wehrio would later regret. Years later in 1920, the Chief Wehrio broke ties with Japan, as he felt the Japanese were not fufilling the original alliance's purpose to add the Wah people to Smash. During World War II, Wah State was a British occupation zone, later returned to local government as one of the Burmese princely states after World War II. In the 1960s, Wehrio died, empowering his mentally ill great-grandchild, Waluigi, who abolished the chiefdom and invited a fellow mentally ill cousin, Wario, to the position of Prime Wahister. The new Wah government was embargoed for being too "nationalistic" and "anti-Smash roster", embargos still in place to this day. In the 1980s, a war with Burma took place, which ended in a stalemate and a slight raise of autonomy. In 2021, after the Burmese coup, active border conflicts started occuring occasionally, most resulting in a victory for the Wah State.
== See also ==
* Purple
* Wah Wah Boing Boing
* Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Category:Super Smash Bros
Category:Puns
Category:Tedious pop culture references
Category:Political geography
Category:Asia
Walk like an Egyptian

==Walking like an Egyptian==
Walking like an Egyptian is a form of meditation, similar to that of Zen. It is a way of connecting with your inner self and makes you feel groovy all over.
Contrary to popular belief, Walking like an Egyptian was not invented by the Egyptians. It was created by the evil company ClayPigeonSite, and it was originally designed to make people change into cats. However their stupid plan failed and they ended up selling the dance to Cleopatra.
==Hip Hop saunter==
The Hip Hop saunter is similar but is completely different.
==Olympic speed walking==
*Olympic speed walking is a modified, simplified form of the Egyptian Walk that lacks much of the elegance but preserves the traditional quick pace of the Egyptian Walk.
*The founders of the modern Olympic movement sponsored extensive research into the Egyptian Walk. 
*The researchers (the very first Egyptologists) spent considerable time at the Pyramids analysing the tomb paintings to learn all they could about the Walk, and they paced around inside the Pyramids perfecting the Walk and getting into the groove.
==New developments==
*Because of advances in Egyptology, a new style of Olympic speed-walking will be introduced at the 2012 Olympic summer games. Those games were originally set to take place in London, but are being moved to Cairo in honour of the historic occasion.
*The Olympic movement expects that the world will thereby enter into an era of enlightenment, cosmic consciousness, and general overall grooviness.
==See Also==
*HowTo:Walk
category:Egypt
category:Sports
category:Songs
Walkman

The Sony Walkman (Japanese 魔法の力を持つ驚くべきオルゴール) is a semi-portable device which generates deafening noise, tailored specifically for men who walk. Spinoff versions marketed by Sony include The Jogman, The Walkwoman, The Walkwoman Lite, and Scraping Two Clamshells on your Exposed Eardrums. 
==Concept==
Once upon a time (c. AD 1978), an itinerant Japanese salesman wanted to perform his personal interpretation of Death Metal on the go, without needlessly disturbing his fellow commuters. Just like every fucking thing that Japan invents, it was thought up on a train. What is it with these Japanese trains? Do they just inspire everybody who enters them? It's a mystery. So, anyways, Sony decided to make a brick with buttons that silently played blaring music through a stethoscope. Thus, The Walkman was born.
*Did you know: ... that The Walkman is actually a bootleg iPod, despite being a lot worse and having a belt clip? 
 
==The garbage they once called "Music"==
The alleged music was pre-recorded on lactose-free cASSette magnetized tape, suitable for about twelve songs (six on each side). This is comparable with 33⅓ vinyl, but who gives a shit? The music around this era was ass. In short, everybody thought it was a big deal until CD Players came around. You might as well stick to those.
The Walkman is powered by two AA batteries, the same voltage a Gameboy Color uses. Some of the cassette players can inadvertently pick up stray AM/FM transmissions, so you might be able to listen to actual good music over the air for a change. (Unless, of course, your local radio stations are shit. In this case, I'd see a doctor immediately.)
==Impact and Controversy==
In the United States, The Walkman was the most popular method of teen pleasure, because you could take it with you. It quickly became the more popular than the other options of portable music. Millions of Americans were infatuated with the "cool and hip" technology from Japan, and It lead to a new species of human. The prolific Church of Awesomeness saw trouble with this, and started encouraging parents everywhere to boycott the foreign device to avoid Culture shock. This is probably the first recorded instance of the church being right about something other than the shape of the earth. 
category:Technology
category:Things America Did Not Invent
category:Music technology
Wall (tennis player)

Hank "Wall" Wallengard has become one of the most exciting, yet least watched players in tennis. With defeats over such players as Andre Agassi, Pete Sampras, Serena and Venus Williams and basically anyone else to ever play the game, Wall is the most underrated and under-publicized player ever.
==Wall's Upbringing==
===The Beginning===
Wall was made in the backyard in 1979, during the construction of the house. The construction workers, mostly consisting of Mexicans, raised Wall up when the perverted neighbors continued to peek in the bathroom even though no one lived there yet. 
At the tender age of 3, Wall became interested in athletics and sports. Wall tried many: basketball, track and field, and baseballIt should be noted that Wall made a fantastic hitter, not even needing a bat, though he couldn't catch for the life of him.. Then, on one faithful March day, Wall tried his handOr brick. at tennis. It was immediately evident from then on that Wall was an extremely talented tennis athlete. Wall was encouraged at its early age to be competitive and start practicing. 
Wall began training almost immediately, when the residents of the house began to have their daughter battle it. She never won, and was discouraged from ever becoming a professional tennis player. The daughter's coach then abandoned her and recruited Wall to become the new prodigy. This betrayal led to a passionate and violent feud between the residents of the house and Wall.
===Tough Times Create a Star===
To retaliate against the coach and Wall, the residents purchased bright pink paint, a color so humiliating that only idiots, like Carrot Top and Donald Trump, wear it. Unfortunately for the residents, the color attracted many tennis stars to play versus Wall. All lost. All their base was, truly, belong to Wall.
Wall was five when it was entered into its first tournament. The residents, however, got their revenge when they refused to take it to the match. Because of the lack of transportation, Wall has still yet to win an official match. 
===A Star Fades===
Wall became overconfident and refused to receive an education. This proved to be the worst move in Wall's career. No one wanted to visit Wall to play it because of its reputation of being a poor sport, even refusing to shake hands after victories. No events wanted to invite Wall because they knew Wall would win. Eventually, Wall faded into anonymity.
==The Legend Lives On==
Though Wall never won a tournament, many people still consider Wall to be the best tennis player ever. The late Mitch Hedberg even admitted this, saying, "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much you play, you'll never be as good as Wall. I played Wall once, it's fucking relentless."
== Footnotes ==
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Architecture
Category:Tennis
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