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Don't Play Fortnite, It Kills

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===Real Story===
Sam's Gaming Diary
===Entry 1: 10/03/17 5:30 pm===
Just finished playing PUBG with my dumbass friends, I think I should find some new friends to play with. I always die because of their shitty game tactics and we haven't scored a single win. Playing Mario right now, it's better than playing in a squad with a bunch of idiots.
===Entry 2: 10/03/17 6:30 pm===
My Mum just called me for dinner, I keep telling her that I'm playing a game but she doesn't give a shit. I'm gonna continue playing Mario for now.
===Entry 3: 10/03/17 8:35 pm===
Mum has told me to go to bed for the sixteenth time, only if she knew what rewards I was getting in this bad ass game. I was told by my friend at soccer training, that once I rescue Princess Peach, I get to fuck her. I can finally lose my virginity, as Mario of course. 
===Entry 4: 11/03/17 3:30 pm===
School was such a piss take. My Math teacher got so mad that I didn't hand in my homework, so such we went on for a over hour rant about how people get jobs and money. Money isn't everything my Dad told me, getting that PUBG grind is everything though, especially after I got some new people to play with, they're quite bad but at least they're not autistic.
===Entry 5: 11/05/17 5:45 pm===
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! Some wanna-be massive gaming company just announced a new game called "Fortnite", but it's such a copy of PUBG. It's gonna be released on the 25th of July. I bet nobody will buy it. 
===Entry 6: 25/05/17 6:43 pm===
FUCK MY MUM! I HAVE GIVEN UP UNIVERSITY AND A GREAT FUTURE JOB TO KEEP HER COMPANY SINCE DAD PAST AWAY, NOW SHE TOOK MY LAPTOP. SHE'S SO UNGRATEFUL! I HOPE SHE FEELS BAD AFTER SHE FINDS OUT WHAT SHE HAS DONE!
===Entry 7: 5/06/17 4:35 pm===
All the people at my school were talking so highly of the stupid PUBG rip-off called "Fortnite". I sincerely hope they don't buy the game, I've seen the preview footage... ITS SO SHIT!
===Entry 8: 10/06/17 5:37 pm===
15 more days till Fortnite comes out, I am so excited!
===Entry 9: 20/06/17 6:37 pm===
Lol! I got sent the game five days earlier by a guy on eBay. The disc seem'd pretty fishy to me, but I wanted to see what was on it anyway. SUCK IT JOSH!
===Entry 10: 20/06/17===
Hi, everyone
This is James, Sam's brother. I just came inside my brother's room and found him dead on the floor, there was blood everywhere! It seemed hyper realistic. I just called the police, I found a disc inside his computer called "FORTNITE" and text on his screen saying "That's what you get for messing with the Fortnite God's bitch!" in big red letters. 
Pls, don't play Fortnite, ever!
End of Diary
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Don't Play Mario At 3AM!!!

Playing Mario at 3AM is a mistake. Don't do this...
==September 5, 2000060==
I found just one mysterious CD, nobody has found.
I was gonna play it at 3AM.
I just saw strange things going on, AND THERE ARE HYPER-REALISTIC DEAD BODIES!!!!
even there's no enemies.
I played. Somehow, Im in a single red hall, who disabled jumping, the whole floor is black, the sky is red, and Mario is black. The rest of the game is black, and I can only move forward. 
After moving for 1 minute, JEFF THE KILLER JUMPSCARED ME!!!
MARIO CAME OUT OF THE TV AND CHASED AFTER ME, I RAN TO MY ROOM AND CLOSED THE DOOR AND LOCKED IT.
Fuck Mario.
==September 6, 2000060==
After staying in this room for almost a day, Mario is gone, and is inside the TV. 
I played to see what was going on with the game, it was 3AM again.
Mario is in the castle, you can see.
Bowser is the boss, but he consistently shoots fireballs at me, no matter where I go. 
I died in the game and BOWSER CAME OUT OF THE TV AND LITTERAL KILLED EVERYONE BUT ME AND SENT ME TO HELL. 
I AM PANIKING RIGHT NOW
HE KILLED ME AND EVERYTHING KILLED THEMSELVES OUT OF EXISTENCE.
The end. Fuck you Bowser.
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Don't Play with Death

I know the fandom that comes from the Persona series well. I also know of consequences and the true power of actions. It all started when my friend Alex recommended the game Persona 3 to me. I did my research and decided to buy the game and give it a try, since the only real flaw with the game was that the Personas were summoned by using a handgun like device called an Evoker.
I get the game and the only odd thing I see is that the Pentagram on the cover is upside down. Normally I'd be freaked out because an inverse Pentagram usually is found in the rituals of Satanists, but I ignore it and start playing it on my PS2. Nothing seems to be out of place, until I get to the part when the main character and Yukari are running away from the Magician Shadow.
The scene begins to act out as normal, and then the main character grabs Yukari's Evoker and pulls the trigger. Instead of getting the scene of Orpheus awakening and then transforming into Thanatos, it just shows the MC getting his head blown to pieces. It then proceeds to show Yukari getting killed and a procession being held for the two of them. At that moment, I turn off the game with the intent of never putting it in again.
About a week later, Alex calls me to ask how I liked the game. The conversation went as follows:
"Hey, so how're you enjoying Persona 3?"
"Actually, I think I got a hacked version or something. It didn't show anything that it was supposed to."
"You sure?"
"I saw the protagonist blow his brains out in the first two hours. You tell me."
"All right. I want to see it for myself."
I showed him the game and booted it back up, but this time it was a little different. This time, it showed the protagonist pull out a sword during his first real time in the Dark Hour and stab himself repeatedly. Of course it freaked the both of us out entirely. But it wasn't over...not by a long shot.
The next scene showed the MC lying in a graveyard with both of his eyes gouged out, his tongue severed, and a bullet hole between his eye...sockets. We were about to turn off the TV when the scene changed It then showed Nyx killing the people of the world by dissolving them and leaving them in a puddle of their own blood. An image that was dark even for this version of the game.
This really got us on edge, but there were a few surprises left. It then showed Thanatos as he destroyed everything in an explosion that resembled a nuclear blast. At last it ended with a message being carved across the screen: "This is what happens when you play with Death."
I had to get a new TV after the fact because the message was actually burned into the screen. It took Alex and me about a year to recover, but we eventually were able to go about our lives normally. But neither of us will forget what happened for the rest of our lives. I for one see those images every time I close my eyes, as though the television wasn't just the one that had them burned into it.
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Don't Play with the Orphaned Child

On any given day or night, if you wander into a forest, a little girl may approach you. She doesn't always show up, nor does she always notice you, but do not be alarmed if you hear a child's voice shout out to you, "Hellooo~!"
If you choose to ignore her, you will not be able to leave the forest, and she will follow you until you acknowledge her presence.
You can talk to the girl for as long as you like, and ask her as many questions as you want to. If you ask her where her parents are, she will cheerfully tell you that they are dead. Most likely, she will ask your name and quickly ask if you want to play a game. If you respond 'no', the same as when you ignore her will happen. If you continue to tell her that you will not play a game, your body will be found deep within the forest, mutilated by blade wounds.
If you answer 'yes', the girl will immediately tell you that you are going to play hide-and-seek. At that point, if you say that you do not want to play with her, she will simply force you to play anyways.
No matter where you hide, she will find you. And then she will stab you with a large knife. If you manage to avoid her blade, she will simply aim to stab you again. Do NOT let her continue with the game. It does not matter if you let her stab you. Immediately get out of that forest (ignore her pleads for you to stay), and never go back in, or else the little girl will find you. And if she does, she will not let you leave again.
If you choose to continue playing, you will be stuck in the forest with her forever, playing her twisted games.
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Don't Read This

If you are reading this you are made of pure stupidity. Are you sure your not diagnosed with ADHD? This is my third pasta. Where I come from (which ironically is nowhere) 3 means you are unlucky. Where I come from (again) unlucky just means death. Death means about five to six hours of pure, hell-like pain and a slow end.
Now if you've read my profile you know that I'm being followed. By __________. Yeah, every time I try to write _________ it ends up in that stupid line. No internet connection I guess. But the purpose of you not reading this is now ________ is looking for you. I had to. I mean come on! I had a vision, so I had to post it or I'll die. Like all my other pastas! I have visions. Don't judge me. But if you like it or not ________ is watching you right now. As your looking at this screen. Go ahead.
"He's just bored." "I'm not being watched!" "What a weirdo." That's what they all say. Then SNAP. Their neck snaps. Then SPURT. Their arms and legs are twisted off. Then RRRRIP. Their flesh is ripped clean off. Go ahead. It's not a conspiracy. I can't prove it to you because I'm communicating through a creepypasta article. No one will believe me. Now sleep tight if you're stupid enough to read this. It'll be the last sleep you'll get. You know, without a creature staring at you or going insane by being chased for the rest of your life. Now I'm out of time. You've been warned.
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Don't Stay Home Alone

So listen here, it was an garage weekend for me, you know, Halo reach with my friends (this happened two weeks ago). So my mom left for a doctors appointment and me being an only child I can handle myself, every one knew that.
So it's about 11:00 am get on reach play some reach you know, normal 13 year old boy stuff I took a nap and woke up around five you know,I what I was thinking WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOM.
So of course I took this advantage to do you know what. So I hear clawing on my walls so I go out and ask ever so "gently" for my dog Hoy to stop doing what ever he was doing. Boy, was I wrong. So my house has a 7 or so high foot fence and I heard knocking on my front door so I go and see who is it (thinking it was her I immediately asked UFO could help. But all I found was a note that said, "Will SHE be back soon."
I was so fucking tripped out right there so I got a kitchen knife and just sat down and watched TV for a while by this time. It was very dark I was also thinking where is my dad but I just brushed it off thinking he was at his friends house.
I heard clawing again so I tried to go out side but right next to the door knob was VERY hot.
"FUCK!" I yelled it felt when I Reyes to ram the door like something burned the iron jiggly thing (the thing when you twist the knob it goes down)
I peeked out my window to see if someone was out there...something was. This things back was hunched over it had a cane it's face was just completed pail (tbh by that time I needed knew underwear).
IRS eyes were glowing yellow just bright yellow orbs where any's greatest eyes should be its nose was sharp and his grin went from left ear to right ear, it's mouth seemed to have 5 rows of teeth. It slammed a not on the window "behind you". So I did what anyone would do and looked be hind me he was just standing there in front of the living room coffee table .
He put his sharp fingers on my chest I felt like was shocked he stepped away from the table and there was my dog cut open.
The TV flickered on and off finally stopping it was communicating with me through different peoples voices, "He us the." then changes to a little girls voice.
"Cuddle bugs" then to old man voice "killer" then to a priest "the pouting" he grinned at me then ran off I will not forget this please do not stay home alone just please.
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Don't Stop

I was 11 when it happened I was sitting at the kitchen table eating a bowl of cereal when my brother burst through the front door (He was 15 by the way)."Dude" he shouted "come out back" he exclaimed. So I went out back and in a hole was a shoe box. On the top of the box written in Sharpe was time capsule. As me and him opened it we found a butter-fly knife, a camera, a note, and a N64 game it was Zelda ocarina of time. The note sead "Hello my name is Jackson the current year is 1998 if you are reading this god job your reward is the thing in the box enjoy". Eagerly I got the game and ran inside and put it in my N64.
It started as normal (I played before) there was a save on the game so I started it up. I was just outside the castle it was midday. But the gate wasn't down a man ran up to me and sead "Run before he gets you". I was a little freakt out because that wasn't a part of the game. Everything inside me sead turn it off but I kept going. The gate suddenly came down with a boom. I went inside and I was appalled by what I saw fire as lot of fire everything was burning even the people. I bolted to the temple but in side was a man in all black. "Aww my boy you can't escape my reach I made you everything. And you have the nerve to try to kill me." In the back all the music sead don't stop. And he vanisht leaving behind a black trail.
I was in shock I really was I shut the game off and put it in my closet and forgot about it. Two day ladder I was at my table eating top ramen and my brother had a vanilla envelope. He threw it on the table and sead "open it". I grabbed the envelope and pulled out photos and lookt at them with shock and aww the photos wher of dead people. "What is this I" shouted "The photos from the box". And a flash drive fell out of the bag I grabbed it and put it in to my computer. I was amazed at what I saw more photos and all my music files turned into don't stop even my screen saver trend to don't stop.
After that that day me and my brother threw the game into my drive way and smash it with a hammer. It didn't fell right so we burned it. About three days later I got a letter I opened it and read it "To David my boy have you ever had something destroyed from your child hood. To have something dear to your hart burn well I have I've bean watching you. Sincerely,
Jackson
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Don't Use Online Gambling Websites

The other day I was playing strip poker online without webcams and this guy won all the money. Then he left the room and returned six seconds later as AceKiller.
AceKiller was the name of the local candlestick maker who is known for perverted behaviour so I left but now AceKiller keeps shouting my IP address from the bushes and somehow he knows what graphics card I use.
I think AceKiller is living inside my personal computer.
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Don't Wake Dad

Mom says dad is asleep upstairs, she says not to wake him - so I play as quiet as I can while mom goes to the store, she says she'll be back soon and to remember what she said:
"Don't wake dad."
I keep playing until it gets dark outside. Mom still hasn't come back from the store, and dad is still asleep upstairs. I got a little worried about mom and decide to go upstairs.
Mom said not to wake dad, but he wouldn't mind. Mom should have came back by now, and I was getting a little scared on my own. I climbed the stairs and went to mom and dad's room.
I knocked on the door and opened it slowly, looking inside - the bed was empty. Dad must have gotten up...which was funny, as I never heard him... I called on him as I went back to the hall. No answer.
I called out again, but still nothing. It was then I saw the bathroom door open just a little, the light shining across the hall.
I went to the door and slowly opened it to find the floor was all wet, the bath filled with water. I moved forward, feeling scared... Then I saw dad...asleep in the bath.
No...not sleeping.. Dad was dead! A big bruise on his forehead, like someone had hit him real hard with something heavy.
I stared at dad for a while and began to back away, when suddenly, I bumped into something behind me. Jumping on the spot, I turned around and saw mom - how did she get here so fast, and why didn't I hear her come in?
"I told you.. Don't wake dad..."
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Don't Walk Home Alone

Hi everyone. My name is Trey and I am here to tell you about the day I was kidnapped. It all started on a summer day in July. I was walking home from a friends house when I got a text. It was from my friend, whose house I just left, and it read "Hey man, who is that guy walking behind you?" I almost had a heart attack when I jerked around to see a tall, skinny man in a suit. The scariest part was...that stalker had no face! He then disappeared when I screamed. I quickly ran to the forest, which was a shortcut to my house.
I was almost out of the forest when I tripped on a log and cut my leg open. I got up and, as painful as it was, ran even faster than I had before. That's when he appeared before me. I rammed into him with all my strength, but he dodged and I hit a tree. I fell into unconsciousness. I woke up in a pitch black room. Spontaneously, the light turned on, revealing a large amount of skeletons, all of which were children's. This Slender Man was in front of me, rummaging through a bag. He pulled out a small knife, and to my horror, cut himself a mouth. Then he opened it with his jaw muscles (if he had any) to reveal he really did create a mouth on his formerly bare face.
Then, somehow, my soul was thrust out of my body, so I could watch him eat my body, while still feeling all of the pain. He then took out a sewing kit, took a patch of flesh off my skull, and sewed it onto his mouth giving him the appearance of facelessness. Now I am stuck in this alternate dimension, to forever stay here along with the souls of other kidnapped children. Please, hear me out. Never walk home alone!
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Don't Watch! Please!

My sister loves SpongeBob, but it was summer and this summer no episode came on.
"I WANT TO WATCH SPONGEBOB!" she screamed,
"But it's summer!" I yelled,
"I WANT TO WATCH SPONGEBOB!!!" she screamed again, punching my leg.
I searched on YouTube but I didn't find anything,
I emailed my boss at work and he linked me to one YouTube video, so I clicked on it...
The screen started black for 10 seconds, and then a crack and glass breaking sounds came on. The video told me to not watch it.
This was definetly not a normal SpongeBob episode,
But then the crying scene from Grandma's Kisses came up and blood-red letters were across the screen
"I AM SORRY BUT I WILL NEED TO COMMIT SUICIDE"
"WHY DO YOU LIVE"
Then a picture of a gravestone saying RIP SpongeBob came up, I instantly got scared, the screen turned black once more....
I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH!!! THE DEAD SPIRIT OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS WILL STALK YOU AND MURDER YOU!!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH!!!
...
The video stopped, I sat there in silence.
2 weeks later a man was found dead, he had a younger sister who adored SpongeBob SquarePants. According to some people, he watched a video on YouTube 2 weeks before his death. The cause was unknown.
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Category:Suicide
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Don't You Touch My Hamburger Buns

Johnny was walking down the street, with a freshly new bag of hamburger buns
He was all set up, and ready to fire the BBQ
When out of nowhere...
Some random person walked up to him and asked
"Hey. Can I touch your hamburger buns?"
Johnny, in a mid life crisis now because that random guy asked him that question.
Johnny, snapped out of the crisis, and said "Yeah... I don't think so..."
The guy, mad and angry, walked away crying.
Because he really wanted to touch some hamburger buns.
Johnny just shrugged it off, and carried on with his day.
Johnny came to his house, to his loving wife and daughter
With the hamburger buns, in hand, Johnny said "WHO WANTS TO BARBEQUE!"
They all said "MEEEE MEEEE MEEE"
Johnny set up the barbeque
While his family awaited patiently for the hamburgers, the hot dogs, the polish saussage, and the chicken to get done.
Then, when Johnny was done with it all
Getting ready to set up the first hamburger...
The same guy, who wanted to touch his hamburger buns
Went all Samuel L Jackson on his shit
Beating up his family too
He reached over, and touched Johnnys' hamburger buns.
He said "FUCK YEAHHHH YOU CHEEKY ASS MOTHER FUCKER! WOOOOOO!"
Johnny, and his family (only got minor bruises)
Looked at the hamburger buns and said to themselves...
"WE WASTED ALL THIS FOOD!!!!!"
So, they all did a Hari-Kari, then they died
The End
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Don't come here

I received a very suspicious email with the subject "Don't come here".
I was all like "pshhh, of course I'm going."
When I got there (they totally told me how to get there, I just left that out) I saw my three biggest nightmares!!!! I saw my wife screwing a clown, my kid being force-fed molly, and someone fucking around with my Storm Trooper collection. Needless to say, I was beyond stunned.
I suddenly remembered the ghost of magic (totally forgot to bring that up earlier, that's my bad) had already told me that I would see things that would ruin me. Anyway, I'm dead.
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