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The Circle of Life

The Circle of Life is a visual geometrical representation of how things in nature are independent and interconnected and generally eat one another. Geometry was best suited for describing nature as all things in nature can be broken down into geometrical shapes, such as squiggly lines and horse shapes. The ‘Food Chain’, originally a competitor of the Circle of Life on the cutting-edge front of geometrical visual representations, has recently been bought and amalgamated into the circle structure using sweet words of persuasion and a selection of hammers.
==Why the circle?==
It is thought that The Circle of Life evolved in parallel with life evolving on the earth. Originally starting as ‘The Straight Line of Life’ it was bent under the weight of the dinosaurs to form ‘The Arc of Life’. From there the circle was the only logical progression much to the consternation of square supporters who still hold protests to this day outside Swiss Embassies. The Swiss claim to have no influence over the shape of the Circle of Life but no one trusts them as they’re generally considered to be quite shifty. The debate remains heated even despite The Circle of Life issuing multiple press releases that state that although a change is likely a move to ‘The Square of Life’ is highly improbable; mostly due to its sharp knee scrapping corners and tendency to stay in on Saturday nights. An octagon is looking likely with the major drawback being the similarity of its shape to a stop sign which focus groups think would increase the chances of drunk people trying to steal it on the way home from the pub.
==How does it all fit?==
The Circle of Life is considered by scientists to be very closely intertwined with nature as it depicts natural cycles. Tabloids have had a field day with this close relationship, suggesting that The Circle of Life knows so many of the details of Mother Nature that an improper relationship between the two may have occurred. Father Time has denied all allegations about his wife Mother Nature and The Circle of Life although it is well known that The Circle of Life (a circle being a two dimensional object and having nothing to do with Time – the 4th dimension) and Father Time do not get on well at all.
==Modern Usage==
The Circle of Life has gained celebrity status with the rise of technology and science within our society and has often been accused of living to excess. When this happens and The Circle of Life goes wrong it can often result in extinction or over population of specific species. All mankind can do is shake his collective heads while buying more Big Macs and wonder why The Circle of Life can be so cruel.
==See Also==
* Wheel of Fortune
* Leap of Faith
* Band of Hope
Category:Geometry
Category:Biology
Category:Dinosaurs
The Clansman

The Clansman is an Iron Maiden song from their Virtual Bell-End album. It talks about the Quebec politician Gilles Duceppe and his battle for the liberation of the Québecois people.
==Meaning==
Gilles Duceppe actually is a big fan of the band. He owns most of their discography (including a couple of bootlegs he downloaded off the internet) and saw all of their shows in both Montreal and Quebec City. Before Iron Maiden wrote The Clansman is favorite song was GangBangLand off The Bummer of the Yeast.
==Rumors==
===Gilles Duceppe's campaign===
Some followers of Gilles Duceppe said he most certainly will use a French version of the song in his upcoming political campaign.
===Different meaning?===
It was rumored over the years that the song had to do with the book of the same name and even with Scotland's fight for freedom but Blaze Bayley himself stated that the song was about Duceppe after performing The Trooper during a show in Chile (see video documentary below).
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==See also==
*Gilles Duceppe
*Iron Maiden
*Blaze Bayley
Category:Politics
Category:Songs
Category:Anthems
Category:Metal
Category:Immortal
The Color Run

The Color Run is a 5-km super special stage that is contested on many international and national Rallying events, from WRC to ERC and British Rally Championship. Like other rally, The Color Run also has a distinction: drivers must pass through so-called "color stations" where they will be showered with color powders. Joyful, happy, and challenging.
This stage proves to be very, very popular with tens thousands spectator tickets and hundreds of competitor slots are sold out, often in a
magnitude of weeks to a month, up to the point that there is always someone that don't get a chance to view the live stage, but rather being forced to stream via Netflix instead.
== The Origin ==
This rally is originated from an Utah man who traveled through wilderness to Arizona. He set up an ordinary 5K run combined with Disneyland and Electric Light Orchestra party and also corn starch he gathered somewhere else. Originally intended by actual runners on foot; a lot of them, which is rally drivers, began to bring their rally cars to the stage course, as shakedown before going to gravel rallies, and they were very excited.
Seeing the untimed event which turned into full-fledged rally, Aussies imported it and added charity elements, starting from benefiting London Olympics down to the Red Cross, without leaving few tips to FIA.
The rally is organized by Adobe Photoshop.
== Stages ==
=== Kaleidoscope Tour (2014) ===
As the name suggested, teams are given kaleidoscope prism to help them navigating through the colors. The co-driver's job doubled - not only must reading out loud his pacenotes, he must have ready to aim his eyes on the prism whenever the color station is approaching. The driver says "Freaking multi tasker, hazards ahead, give me the code!"
=== Hero Tour (2018) ===
Rather than following well known example of Marvel Cinematic Universe, the rally organizer (Photoshop) makes the course a lot harder -
with many tight turns and jumps in the middle of a color station. Also, for the first time, the stage is run on mainly gravel. All of these
obstacles are created to trigger inner hero of every driver. Even there are some people that think this stage is better than shakedown stage.
Beyond that, hybrid cars (like one made by Elon Musk) are also permitted to enter the rally (yeah, the theme is about power,
right?)
=== Love Tour (2019) ===
As the course is somewhat easier than the previous tours, so is the heat of action, since this stage is all about Valentine's Day-style love to not only romantic couples, but essentially anything. This also means that the top speed will increase on straight sections, but also comes with foam stations that requires drivers to take slower approach or uncontrolled slippery can occur. For that reasons, Sweden also made this stage an itinerary on its rally.
Beyond that, this stage is also more of community-based approach, to empower spectators should they want to join the rallying bandwagon by giving them away a training to rally drive with Škoda Fabia Rally2.
Category:Motorsports
The Cottesloe School

"I went there, I managed to get a great education...until they tried to set me on fire whilst I was asleep" 
~ Uncle Monty on "The Cottesloe School"
"We didn't start the fire!" 
~ Billy Joel on the 1967 Borstal Bash
"The Biggest Lie in Buckinghamshire" 
~ John Bercow on Wing County Youth Detention Centre
==Overview of the borstal school...==
The Cottesloe Borstal, formerly known as "Wing County Youth Detention Centre" and officially known as "The Cottesloe School" (for a brief time in 1986), was a Youth Detention Centre located on the outskirts of Wing, Buckinghamshire, England 
The Cottesloe "School" occupied a large prison-like entrance with views of the countryside in one direction and overlooking Wing village and its Saxon church in the other. The borstal took children from the age of 3.5 through to the age of thirty-seven. The borstal had a mere 73 students, of which over 4 were located in the Torture Chamber (C Wing).
The borstal served a large catchment of clown bastards in the north of Buckinghamshire, as well as parts of Bedfordshire, Hertfordshire and Stockport. From 1962 to 1976 the borstal was packed full of 2650 inmates. This led to the Great Stampede of 1973...5 inmates died as a result of this incident. Due to the Government deciding to close down establishments like these, the Cottesloe Borstal supposedly shut down in 1981, although it stayed open until 1986 under illegal practices such as renaming the establishment to The Cottesloe School.
The reasons for the official closure of The Cottesloe Borstal were due to a horrific fire in which the entire members of staff had sadly passed away. This was caused by Larry Williams (a 14 year old arsonist). He decided to set fire to the B Wing by spraying Petrol over his dormitory. He underestimated the effects of his wrongdoing and coincidentally set fire to the entire Borstal.
== History ==
The Cottesloe Borstal opened in 1951 to roaring success! Everyone loved it! However during the 1950s and '60s, things took a major turn for the worse as inmates were rioting every Saturday night and things went so out of hand that the local Thames Valley Police had to get involved. The torment had become unbearable for the staff even to the point of some succumbing to madness.
Take for instance the 1967 Borstal Bash: An event that made national news. 17 people were injured and 12 fires had taken place during the event.
The Borstal had to close down in 1986 due to an act of Arson.
Category:Schools in the United Kingdom
Category:Prisons
The Dearth Star

Ronald Reagan, a leather satchel from Wyoming, rode his horse through the heart of the unforgiving wasteland known as Nevada for forty days and forty nights after his tragic breakup from Ennis del Mar, a dreamy, marblemouthed sheep-fucker herder. Ronnie had a dream and lo, a modest dream it was...he would go to Hollywood and play a leather satchel in the talkies and "suck his way off" to the role of President of California.
== A Higher Calling ==
Once he'd conquered the panty-clad, swishy people of California nothing could stop him. He stirred them into a colonic-fueled frenzy and they raged across these Untied States of America leaving a chalky residue in their wake. As with any formerly mediocre and unintelligent primate/saddlebag who suddenly finds himself leading a bunch of other mediocre and unintelligent primates/shopping bags, he rolled with it.
== Cooking With Aluminum Pans - Bad Idea ==
It was an overall forgettable reign. Don't get me wrong, the man accomplished some amazing feats. After he personally fought and completely decimated an entire army of Joseph Stalins using only a lobster mallet and a 9" Driver, cleaned the Augean stables in a day, resisted Satan's temptations in zero gravity, made mincemeat pie out of his political opponents and beat back Shiva's dance for another thousand years, he still found time to tear down the Berlin Wall brick by brick and reassemble them as a children's hospital. See, great feats. Doesn't change the fact that he forgot them all. Every single one.
== Galaxy Stompin' ==
With the entire planet in his throes, Ronald Reagan turned his planning toward the skies. He would set up an elaborate system of strip-mining the Earth's core to provide enough raw materials to convert the planet itself into a massive metal behemoth capable of traveling back in time and destroying John Connor before going on to conquer the known universe. The entire population stood behind him in this imperialistic endeavour which he called Star Wars, probably because he wasn't very clever (and he had blown known George Lucas early in his career). The planet itself he would call - The Dearth Star.
Five minutes later he forgot everything forever and promptly began raking and re-raking leaves into small piles inexplicably resembling fish penes. Unfortunately for the Rebellion, the plans were found in a little R2-D2-garbage disposal unit by Dick "Quail? I Hunt Face" Cheney who has secretly been carrying them out from his underground bunker whenever he is not stealing kitten's souls or sitting motionless so that his shriveled heart will not finally succumb to the blackness around it. If construction runs as scheduled The Dearth Star will be fully operational by 2008 (just in time for Bush not to leave office).
== See Also ==
*Sith Vicious
*Star Wars
*Darth Vader
Category:Astrophysics
Category:Stars
Category:Star Wars
Category:Government efficiency
Category:World domination
The Dr. Oz Show

The Dr. Oz Show is an American syndicated television talk show, hosted by a doctor on TV named Dr. Oz, who is a Turkish wizard who uses his magical powers to make miracle pills that reduce belly fat, and he also has an MD, which he uses occasionally to procure organs of the deceased, which he uses in his reality show. His show is about nutrition, exercise, sleeping habits, supplements, health aids, chemistry, and dead mutilated organs. Especially dead mutilated organs, which he pulls out at every show. 
==Nutrition==
thumb|right|Today's healthy supplement: Grease Wine!
This part of the show is focused on nagging the viewer into buying whatever supplement has sponsored the show or book whose author or publisher has sponsored the show today. Sometimes vegetables are recommended, occasionally vegan diets are recommended, usually salt-free and sugar-free diets are recommended for weight loss, but most often expensive supplements are recommended. Anatomical charts are pulled out, along with chemistry sets, in order to prove the benefits of the supplement of the day. Some say this section is just an excuse for Dr. Oz to get his mad scientist on. The side effects of the supplements and drawbacks are never mentioned until a future episode, in which a competing supplement is hyped.
==Exercise==
Dr. Oz likes to do push-ups, and thinks you should do push-ups too. One-handed push-ups are especially healthy, especially while holding a sack of potatoes above your shoulders in the other hand. He also likes bouncy balls, and uses them at every possible opportunity. He throws them at the audience and at guest speakers. Who doesn't like bouncy balls, especially when they are thrown at your head?
==Health Aids==
These are devices that are designed to make you healthier. Some of these are sex toys, which may keep you disease-free for awhile when substituted for sex, as long as you remember to clean them between uses, and some are bondage gear, designed to make your partner happier. Others are clutter, an absolute hygienic essential for every home.
==Chemistry==
Any time the digestive system is mentioned, a chemistry set is pulled out, which either becomes fizzy, changes color, overflows, explodes, lets off smoke, or all of the above. Moral of this story: What you eat can cause you to become fizzy, change color, spill over, explode, or put out smoke, or any of the above combined. 
==Dead Organs==
Yes, these are human organs from a cadaver. In case you were not convinced by the chemistry demonstration, Dr Oz pulls out his purple gloves and takes out cadaver organs out of a rubber bag, and forces one of the unlucky members of his audience to fondle the organs. There is always one normal organ, and one diseased or mutilated organ to compare it with. This proves beyond a doubt that if you do not buy the health aids or supplements that he is advertising that day, you will get organs like the mutilated one by the time you die, probably as a result of having your organ mutilated by aging.
Category:American television series
Category:Doctors
Category:Health
The Drapes of Bath

After ten years of the publishing of The Grapes of Wrath, John Steinbeck decided to make a sequel to his four star book. Originally, it was said that the book would have been called "The Grapes of Wrath II," but unfortunately, John Steinbeck was poor at the time, so he turned to a bathroom drapes company.
== The Agreement ==
The drapes company agreed that they would pay all of the expenses but in exchange, the book must be a catalog of bathroom drapes called "The Drapes of Bath."
Also, it had to have some a lot of good crap in it about Drape-O. This totally deviated from the intent for the book, but John was kinda desperate so he agreed.
And thus, a deal was made. The agreement went something like this:
 I, John Steinbeck, agree to have Drape-O drape company to pay all of the expenses to help
 publish The Grapes of Wrath II, but instead I agree to alter the book in the following 
 ways:
 1. I shall change the book's title to The Drapes of Bath.
 2. I shall have the book's contents be a catalog for Drape-O quality Bathroom Drapes.
 3. I shall pay royalties whenever I sell one copy of the book. The royalty shall be a payment
 of $150.00*.
 4. If I fail to meet these agreements, I am subject to a lifetime in the Drape-O dungeon.
 <SIGN HERE>>____________________________________________________________
 *Royalty increase may happen if and when Drape-O decides to do so.
John stupidly agreed because his lawyer was a spy working for Drape-O. Thus, a drape catalog was made! And they all sorta lived happily ever after.
== Famous Quotes ==
"Rubber Ducky drapes.
This is a fabulous set of bathroom drapes. Yellow rubber duckies float on blue water with blue bubbles everywhere- all set against a crispy white background. Use of a liner is recommended but not included."
"Bunny drapes.
Patterned with bunnies and pastel eggs, these colorful polyester bathroom drapes bring spring to any bathroom. Machine wash, tumble dry low."
==See also==
*Drape-O
*The Grapes of Wrath
*John Steinbeck
Category:Random
Category:Literature
Category:Books
The Drummer

Category:Music
The Drummer is noted for being the un-notable part of many notable bands. Most of this is due to the fact he sits way back in the back of the stage where he is barely visible, and if he is seen, he is often mistaken for a piece of stage equipment such as a spare microphone or a cardboard box. When he's hanging around with the band, he is often mistaken for a roadie or a fan who's on drugs. When on the street people don't make eye contact with him and will sometimes say, "I don't have any change," without being asked.
He spends a lot of his time and professional career hanging out with The Keyboard Player.
The Drummer	The Drummer
 	
Name 	THE The Drummer
Born 	June?/ whatever/ about 1950's I guess
Died 	There was the time his heart stopped, but they brought him back.
Occupation 	Hitting hollow, inanimate objects with sticks
Spouse 	P. J. Soles (1978-1983)Meg Ryan (1991-2001)Kimberly Buffington (2004-present)
==History==
===Sex===
He always seems to get mostly cast-offs from the lead singer and lead guitar player. Sometimes a hot mom will do. Still, the drummer never got the high quality poon the guys on the front half of the stage got. It turns out the line "I'm the band's Drummer," doesn't work, often frightening women away or, in some cases, getting the drummer in question reported to the police.
===Drugs===
This is what all band members do when not having sex or rock'n rolling. Since he's getting less sex than anyone in the band but The Keyboard Player he's got more time for drugs. 
===Rock & Roll===
Drummers are most notable in Rock & Roll music, where they are allowed to play the loudest. In some bands, such as Led Zeppelin, the drummer is the only audible part of the entire band, making the music extremely uninteresting. Drummers can be sorted into two categories: drummers with superhuman abilities (including the ability to play drum solos that can last anywhere from 2 minutes to infinity) and drummers with absolutely no talent whatsoever, who consider it an impressive feat to hold a steady beat for more than 4 minutes without screwing up once.
==Bands==
The Drummer has forgettably performed in a number of bands not limited to the following:
*Spinal Tap
*Earth Wind and Fire (he was the Wind)
*U2
*Prince and the Revolution
*Aerosmith
*The Beatles: (He was the first drummer, but they replaced him with Ringo Starr because Ringo's name wasn't as goofy)
*Thievery Corporation: (got busted)
*The Police: (community service)
*Living Colour
*Black Sabbath
*Bob Dylan's Big Brass Band: (This band broke up after 2 hours of pure wrong)
*Drum Line (uncredited cameo)
*Smashing Pumpkins
*The Brian Setzer Band
==Trivia==
Unknownst to most, The Drummer usually plays another instrument. Just not very well
The Duchess

The Duchess	The Duchess
 	
Gender 	Female
Occupation 	Duchess
Class 	Sorceress
Level 	99
The Duchess, not to be confused with the Duchess Of Windsor, is a superhuman entity living in a castle somewhere in Provence. She is known by many additional names, including Barbara Windsor, Manon, Le Petit Ramoneur, and Jandek. In reality, she is the Goddess of Sheep, and the former roommate of Zyzzyva's father's brother's nephew's second cousin. She is also the mortal enemy of Hera: Queen of Ice.
==Powers==
As a goddess, The Duchess possesses many superhuman powers that allow her to rule over her domain. These include the ability to transform humans into sheep and goats,or sometimes just making them vanish into vacuum!! as well as phenomenal skill with the naked harmonica. However, her ultimate power is a sound simply known as The Laugh. The Laugh is the release of a tremendous amount of energy at high frequencies, and will destroy all lesser minds who hear it. It is responsible for World War VII and the destruction of Atlantis.
==Mythology==
The Duchess was created by the marriage of Britney Spears and Gerard Depardieu, but was not born, but rather emerged from inside the belly of a tauntaun. Upon doing so, she contracted bird flu, died, and then was reborn from the belly of a cat. However, she contracted cat flu, and died again. This process occurred another five-hundred times, and The Duchess was further reborn from the bellies of squirrels, giant squid, camels, and Jesus. Finally, Optimus Prime, tired of the loopholes this was causing in reincarnation, revived The Duchess and decreed that she be sent to a land where time lasts forever. However, Iowa was full, so she was instead sent to Provence, where she took up ermanent residence.
==Relatives==
The Duchess has many offspring, despite never having been pregnant. It has been theorized she reproduces by mitosis. Her children include King Crimson, David Bowie, Menudo, Jimmy Savile and King George VI. In her only public interview she declared: "My children are all failures. You try to raise them to be rational and practical and you get a bunch of goddamn artists... except George, who was worth the whole damn lot."
Category: Goddesses
The Emperor's New Clothes

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==Plot summary==
== Adaptations ==
==Recent scholarship==
==The Naked Years==
==Nuclear war with China==
==The Velociraptor Revolution==
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Category:Idioms
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
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