The Simpsons: The Deleted Cut

Hi I'm a squirrel named Agent S, I live as a superhero's sidekick, and have dreams to be a pop star. I watched this show with my dad on amazon. The treehouse of horror episodes scare me though. I watched this show because of Futurama. And then I got this tape in the mail that says "New Kid on the Block." In black sharpie. Was this a copy of that episode where Bart has a crush on his new neighbor? I put the tape into my VCR.
The episode started normally, there was the Bart chalkboard gag, and the saxophone and couch. (Nothing was strange at first) but then it cut to static. The static cleared out and showed homer with an axe and red dyed water for fake blood. And put a fake head beside it. That was odd, was this a deleted cut? Anyways, he did it to scare the buyers away from buying the house next door.
Then, Bart and Lisa explore the house and Bart tries to scare Lisa away. And then Bart was found alone and was jump-scared by Laura, as usual and then Homer was found watching a commercial about a buffet as usual too. And then it cut to static once again and showed in the static what appears to be my friend Kid cat. He was decapitated and blood was everywhere. I started getting very anxious about the deleted cut.
And then it went to Homer at the buffet, and he was instead of raiding the food, robbing the Restaurant out of their money and ran away. That was NOT how it went.
I was confused now. And the video cut to static once again. It had muffled voices speaking Russian. And it then went to the treehouse scene. When Bart discovered Laura had a date, he was shocked and he fell down to the ground that was not how it was meant. 
What happened to the rest of the scenes. Then it cut to a scene of Bart crying for 5 minutes. The static went back again. And then it went to Bart writing a note. I didn't know what it said, because of the horrible quality. And then showed Bart grabbed a rope, and it cut back to static. It showed Bart's dead body hanging. It ended with static. And it showed pictures of my best superhero friends and they were hanging on a noose.
I was so scared I ejected the tape, and put it in a wood chipper. Little pieces of the tape were flying out. And I burnt the remains of the shredded tape. And I went and talked to Kid Cat for a while to relax and refocus on my normal life.
Unfortunately, someone sent me another copy of the tape and I HAD to show it to my superhero friends. The note that came with the copy said "SHOW THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU WON'T MAKE MY LIST"
After that I called the police and told them about the note and the tape. They didn't believe me
So I told the creator of the show, Matt Groening about the episode's cut, and he simply said this-
"Dear AgentSACNL,
The episode of New Kid on the Block was not meant to be seen, we wouldn't make a sick episode with a main character dead (Other that the Treehouse of Horror episodes) This was a fan made episode that was an edited version of the episode. The guy told us that his name is addressed as Zipper T. Bunny."
Which was the return address on the copies sent to me. Then he said
"I'm sorry for you or anyone that watched that crap."
That was my experience.
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