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VCR

A VCR is an object which, despite the collaboration of its numerous co-inventors, nearly came to be never entirely finished because all of the co-inventors failed to invent it, hoping someone else would. Its subsequent release as an unfinished, and entirely unfunctional, product, turned out to be the biggest boon in the history of the box manufacturing business, without any real product to tarnish their precious boxes. However, it was because of this sudden rise in the sales of shares in companies that actually made no functional product that companies such as Microsoft, the US Senate and Christianity were set up, spurring a long philosophical debate as to whether a product could justify its means if it would ignore its consequences. However, this was widely regarded as an attempt to get people to ignore more important matters, such as making their products more functional, causing a loop which has continued until about 30 years when 3 scienticians decided something must be done, releasing the partly-finished product on to an unsuspecting society. It is also not as dangerous as the inventors originally planned it to be.
==Okay.. but what the hell is it?==
The VCR (Violent Computer Rectangle), previously an entirely theoretical object, has been a major part of all particle physics research for nearly twelve years, or thirteen, depending on which scienticians you believe. The uncertainty stems from inconsistencies in the space-time continuum created by temporal distortion caused by muon emission from VCR displays constantly blinking the cryptic message "12:00", which has also been associated with black holes, as well as the return of Dark Jesus. It was originally supposed to be a machine to destroy your TV, and possibly your house. 
Either way, the VCR has always been a very touchy subject; generations of people owe their existence to the time spent by their parents who would've been watching videos if the recorder wasn't so damn hard to use.
Currently all the VCR is capable of doing is playing and recording VHS tapes, which most would think is enough. The tapes give instructions to the VCR on how to destroy the TV, such as shorting out the circuitry. Science, however, tells us that the potential of the VCR is much more staggering, though not yet fully understood. Oscar Wilde formulated the first recorded VCR Theorem when he stated, "Surely there must be some extra power to a device with half the (apparent) functionality and double the price of a DVD (Dick Van Dyke) player." This theorem was supposedly debunked by a young Frenchman named Napoleon, though as of the date of this writing this is unconfirmed.
Also means Verbally Correct Reruns.
== See Also ==
*VCR Manual
*Betamax
*VHS
Category:Media
Category:Technology
VD Day

VD Day, or Victory in Denmark day is April 9, 1940 and is in recognition of the date when the Nazi Party dominated the blender market in Denmark and other Scandinavian countries with their patented Blitzkrieg Blenders. It is also called Weser Day in some circles (the German ones).
==Background==
While Denmark had remained neutral throughout World War I, the region's general upheaval and instability resulted in the destruction of many blender warehouses. Hence, Denmark and Poland needed a fresh new supplier of blenders to continue consummation of traditional foods such as baby food and fruit smoothies. Naturally, when Hitler discovered plans for blitzkrieg, the Danish were one of the first to place orders exceeding the hundreds of thousands.
==Allied Involvement==
===Great Britain===
Great Britain was furious that a neutral country would dare buy a product from the enemy. Winston Churchill immediately deployed troops to Denmark to combat the Nazi delivery armies.
===Russia===
Having nothing to do but shuffle about in the arctic tundra twenty four hours a day, Russia decided to move troops into Denmark as well to intercept blitzkriegs for themselves. The most famous Russian offensive turned into the biggest loss in the war. After days of sitting in the trenches with nothing to eat but ice and whole fruits, the Russians offered a temporary truce to buy blitzkriegs from the Nazis. Unfortunately, they forgot that in Soviet Russia, blenders buy you*, so a wing of the Red Army was completely enslaved to the Germans, and Russia was forced to withdraw. According to Soviet propaganda at the time, the withdrawal was caused because, at heart, the Danish people are just too boring to be occupied. Of course, no one believed this because it is commonly known that, next to Germany, Denmark has the worlds biggest ale deposits, and are therefore, funny.
It is worth noting that some unrespected researchers claim that the ale deposist were the original reason why the Nazis invaded Denmark.
*Note: This also applies to the Motherland's people.
==Aftermath==
The occupation of Danish women was an especial treat for the war-weary soldiers, but it could come at a terrible price. As they marched on deeper into Europe, some would become so nostalgic and upset each time they needed to urinate and were reminded of their former bliss, that they simpered and howled and did the VD Dance, the leading new number of 1945. Others touched themselves compulsively until psychogenic lesions appeared that grew and spread into systemic psychosomatic illnesses needing long term intensive treatment at the Tuskegee University Hospital. Despite its enormous military significance, to this day the very letters "VD" strike terror in the hearts of the aesthetically inclined.
Category:Denmark
Category:Germany
Category:Holidays
Category:World War II
VH1

VH1, (not to be confused with H1V) or Veterinarian Hits #1 (previously known as Van Halen [is] #1!, where they would play nothing but hair metal and Van Halen videos all day), is a television network that was launched in 1999, originally slated by TV Guide as "The potential MTV killer!" It promised to air "only the finest programming related to popular music videos, veterinary sciences, and when possible, vet-themed music videos."
Right from the start, it was a colossal failure.
Immediately, VH1 launched with a set line-up of programming, including the following shows:
*Animal Doctors
*Confessions of a Psychic Vet
*Real Life Animal Stories
*Dogs, Dogs, Dogs!
*Weekly showings of Homeward Bound 2
*Pop Up Video
Ratings were abominable, and reviews were even worse. Roger Ebert was said to have uttered "Oh dear God. . . Shut it off." Matthew Goodwrench of TV Guide wrote "Perhaps if they had a single show worth viewing, they might be worth turning the channel to. Instead, I fear that these shows could kill a small child."
In early 2000, VH1 caught a break when the number of viewers spiked to over 100,000 when Bruce Campbell hosted an episode of Dogs, Dogs, Dogs! and gave the network's producers an idea: More celebrities, less animals.
VH1 began its second season with a revised line-up consisting of the following shows:
*Dogs, Dogs, Dogs! with Bruce Campbell
*Pop Up Video with Leonid Brezhnev
*This Week in Music with Lizzie Borden
*Driven with Alanis Morissette and Leonard Nimoy
*Watchin' tha Grass Grizzow! with Goldie Hawn
*Who Wants to Fuck Destiny's Child? with Ali G
*The Top 20 Music Videos Featuring Animals with Ron Weasley
*Whassup wit Paris Hilton? with Paris Hilton
*Some reality show where some washed up pseudocelebrity tries to lose weight
*Tool Academy, the only school in the world where literacy is optional!
*"Why Do Asian Women Love Miniature Versions of Things?" with Tricia Takanawa
*America's Funniest Home Videos with variable hosts, usually Bob Saget
*I Love Hades, volumes 1, 2, 3, I Love Hades 3D, and I Love Hades Strikes Back, hosted by Charon
Suddenly, the little network which could (If it had better programming) had become the little network that could do anything it wanted, just as long as it had celebrity endorsement. Viewers numbered in the millions just to hear what one of the now-grown-up kids from their favorite 1980s family sitcom had to say about current popular musical acts, and animals. MTV's stranglehold on America's youth was starting to fade, and eventually was relegated to reality shows about snooping through an attractive stranger's bedroom and thirty-two seasons of Survivor.
Nowadays VH1, bloated, lazy and coasting on its own reputation, only offers one show, aired 24/7, called I Love Alphabetically Driving the 100 Most Awesomely Fabulous Fit Celebrities of the 90's Behind the Surreal Music Hogan Knows Best. It features interviews with every celebrity ever known to man, every celebrity journalist, hair stylist, Daily Show-Coorespondent-For-One-Week, and gardener, and for some inexplicable reason, Flava Flav and Michael Ian Black.
Category:American television networks
Category:Three Letters
es:VH1
VIP

Valerie Illich Postakovskaia (VIP) is a very important Uzbek person from Uzbekistan. She is the cleaning lady of the stairs of the sixth-lowest building in the country, and shares the same initials as her husband, Mr. Vladek Illich Postakov, a fan of the soccer team Uzbekski Uzbek FC. She is the only person in the history of the world who has earned their VIP status by name. She will not represent Uzbekistan in the upcoming Gay Eurovision Song Contest, as she is straight and cannot sing at all. Postakovskaia has no Wikipedia article as of 2021, and no Uncyclopedia article as my shoes are still on. She is a fan of Iggy Pop and the Manic Street Preachers, and is able to cook a decent chicken soup. As for her soul, Postakovskaia is a very good person as it seems, but still she tends to go into her mother's fridge uninvited now and then.
==Biography==
Very little is known about Postakovskaia's biography, as she still lacks a proper Wikipedia article of her own. All is known is that she's a presumably make believe woman whom may or may not exist, at any point in time. Still, Postakovskaia is considered a VIP by every other sane non-Postakovskaia person, as she is a person and therefor important by definition. She's more important than most of the non-persons of the universe, such as the White House or Mount Everest. Postakovskaia is also very important, as she is a lady female and has a brain and other girly important stuff.
==Legacy==
Much is known about Postakovskaia's legacy. She would have been/was a very human human being and have/had a very personal personality. Is she more important than the Pope, or Donald Trump? Obviously yes. My left testicle is more important than Donald Trump, and it's not even a person, only an organ. Even if Postakovskaia had an extremely awful personality, she'd still be more important than Trump. And she doesn't. I know because I invented her. She even has a cute big ol' butt and all.
==In popular culture==
#ValHasNoTikTok
==Trivia==
*Wikipedia's logo is made of the initials VVIP, and also some other letters. VVIP stands for Vannabe Valerie Illich Postakovskaia, which is Wannabe Valerie Illich Postakovskaia in Nazi accent.
==Categories==
VIP is so very important, that her categories have their very own title. All Hail to Her Majesty, Valerie Illich Postakovskaia!
Category:Kamala Harris
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Category:Honorary Black People
Category:Honorary White People
Category:Royalty
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Seinfeld
Vague

== It's a Thing. ==
Well, it's sort of that thing with the stuff that you know about sometimes. Vague happens sometimes at some places frequently, but not really. Some people agree with it. Some people do not. Some people are sort of in the middle, but tend not to even bother with it because sometimes it's just like that, you know?
== The Thing that Happened. ==
It was invented back in the day when someone went and did some stuff and then yadda yadda yadda, there it was. During a stage of 'yadda', a watchamacallit was put together with some other stuff and then some other things happened.
At the time, it was a pretty big deal...but only for a few people. It was good but not spectacular, so some things were done about it. 
It was discovered that things happening is generally accepted to be okay. 
But not always. 
There are indeed times when things happening that are bad. For example: back when a whole bunch of shit went down, and ipso-facto things turned out for the worse. It improved quite a bit when more things happened, including events and the sharing of ideas which eventually helped stuff. Someone was awarded something for their somewhat valuable contribution to everybody. But, that brings me to my next point: At some point, some woman somewhere did something, and no one gave a fuck. After something happened, blah blah blah and something happened, then the thing happened that caused her to do something.
Later on after numerous In Vitro testing and DNA replication it was established that Darth Vader was Not the father to Luke Skywalker and had been playing him for a big fat whoopsy all along. Oh how the Stormtroopers laughed. They pissed themselves with such glee- oh yes, the point, well to be honest there wasn't one, it was more of a *mumble-mumble* issue.
== See Also==
* Probably
* Something like that
* Things
* Stuff
* People
Category:Self-reference
fi:Epämääräisyys
Valencia Grapes

The Valencia Grape is a grape first created by the Alaskan agronomist William Mhaille, on his farm in Fairbanks. This special kind of grape prospers in the cold, fertile Alaskan soil (or other such climates). The grape was later sold to the Irvine Company, who would dedicate nearly half of their land to its cultivation. The success of this crop in Central Alaska led to large amounts of research and development. It was later discovered that when properly utilized, this grape conducts and in some cases stores electrical energy for very short periods of time. Although these grape-batteries are impractical, the discovery was said to be important in identifying new energy sources. Continually rising property taxes in Fairbanks, Alaska caused Mr. Mhaille to shut down his farm and move it to North Dakota. Later, during the Grape Depression, he was further forced to sell his Grape Farm altogether. Today, the Valencia Grape has been modified to grow in a variety of warmer climates, and has a moderate popularity in the wine community.
==Uses==
Although mainly a table grape, the Valencia Grape is available for purchase in certain areas of the country. The Valencia Grape's unusually thick skin allow it to survive harsher climates. It's bitter taste is attributed to it's abnormally high acid content, which aids in the grapes battery-like properties.
==See Also==
==References==
Researchers fire Valencia Grapes from Ray Gun in outer space to kill terrorists, Sky News 2007
Category:Fruit
Valery Sablin

Valery Mikhailovich Sablin (1 January 1939 – 3 August 1976) was a Soviet Navy officer and a member of the Commie Party of the Soviet Union. In November 1975, he led a mutiny on the Soviet warship Storozhevoy in the hope of pissing Leonid Brezhnev off. His mutiny failed and he was executed for betraying the Soviet Onion nine months later.
==Early life==
Sablin was born in 1939, the son of a Navy officer. In 1962, when he was 23, he wrote a letter to Nikita Khrushchev with a request to “rid the Communist Party of sycophants and corrupt elements, for example, Leonid Brezhnev.” Sablin was lucky and he was just reprimanded for that. In 1973, he graduated from the Yagoda Military-Political Academy and was appointed a Political officer. Officer Nikolay Cherkashin, one of Sablin's colleagues, recalled: He hated him… I tried to understand why, but I never did. He was obssessed with Brezhnev.
==The mutiny==
On 8 November 1975, Valery Sablin seized the Storozhevoy, a Soviet missile frigate, and confined the ship's captain and other officers to the wardroom. Sablin's plan was to take the ship from the Gulf of Riga north into the Gulf of Finland and to Leningrad, through the Neva River, mooring by the decommissioned cruiser Aurora, where he would make jokes about the rampant corruption of the Brezhnev era. He planned to say what many were saying privately: that Brezhnev is a cunt; that he was casting the country into an abyss; that he is even worse than Yagoda; that the soviet state no longer cared about the workers, and only about Brezhnev's eyebrows. 
A junior officer escaped from confinement and radioed for assistance. When the Storozhevoy cleared the mouth of the Gulf of Riga, ten bomber and reconnaissance airplanes and thirteen warships were in pursuit, firing a number of warning shots across her bows. Several bombs were dropped in front of and behind the ship, as well as cannon fire. Storozhevoy's steering was damaged and she eventually came to a stop. The pursuing vessels then closed in, and the frigate was boarded by Soviet marine commandos. By then, however, Sablin had been shot in his knee by Brezhnev himself and detained by his own crew, who had also unlocked the captain and the other captive officers.
Sablin was charged with treason, court-martialled in June 1976 and found guilty. Although this crime usually carried a 15-year prison sentence, Sablin was executed on 3 August 1976. His second-in-command during the mutiny, Alexander Shein, received an eight-year prison sentence. The other mutineers all became permanent slaves to Brezhnev.
==Quotes==
Category:Soviet Russia
Valvoline

Valvoline is a 1995 short film by David Cronenberg.
== Production Notes ==
Valvoline was assumed permanently lost until it was rediscovered on a VHS tape by some moron. The plot concerns a man/sociopath/narcissist named Matt and his unrealized love for a woman named Michelle. It was nominated for best drama and best romance at the 1995 Academy Awards, but lost to The Simpsons. Fans consider it a landmark film in the "motor oil" genre, not to mention the only film in said genre.
== Synopsis ==
To get me from here to there. But it's gotta last, so...
I'll take care of it till I get a real car. YEAHH. 
A car with an engine you can feel more than here (?)
A car with more chrome than the sun knows what to do with.
A car that other cars will look at and say, "Hey, I wish I looked like that car."
Yeah, with this car I'll cruise by girls, not just girls but women, not just women but MICHELLE.
And she'll think I'm in this car because I want to impress girls like her. 
No, to impress her. 
But I'll just float past her and the perfumed air she walks on without even looking. 
Then she'll know I got this machine for me, and me alone.
She'll ride in daddy's car, or her boyfriend's car, or her daddy's car, but it'll never be the same. 
Cause she'll always be thinking, "I wonder what it'd be like to ride with him in his car."
YEAHH...
"Scuse me, Matt? Could you give me a lift?"
CRRK CRRK CR$RRRRRKKK!
==Academic Interpretation==
The piece is commonly interpreted by scholars and political pundits alike as a battle of the sexes, an intimate dance which centers around Matt's car, and the motor oil he uses for said car. Michelle might ride in daddy's car, or her boyfriend's car, but those cars pale in comparison to Matt's car. Matt uses Valvoline, and no motor oil even comes close to Valvoline. 
An alternate interpretation, normally seen tossed around at Cornell, is that Matt is an obsessive sociopath with delusions of grandeur, and that the end of the piece, where Michelle asks him for a lift, is nothing more than a demented fantasy Matt has while getting rammed by an 18-wheeler on the highway because his Valvoline gave out. These two very different interpretations have led to what many refer to as "the Valvoline split." No consensus has been reached.
Mathematically speaking, Michelle is more than women, and women are more than girls.
==Public Exhibitions==
The short film was exhibited at Montreal's annual potato festival, and was awarded $5.35 in box office receipts by the sole attendant. 
Category:Canadian films
Van

A van is a kind of vehicle used for transporting goods or people.
In British English usage, it can be either specially designed or based on a vehicle with no windows and only comes in three colors: White, Black, or Rusty. These vans are vehicles--vehicles to kidnap little children and steal their souls (perhaps through child sexual abuse). The van's color may indicate the manner of the kidnapping and hint to the identity of the kidnapper.
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==Types==
===White van===
The white van suggests that the kidnapper is or was an ice cream vendor. White-van kidnappers know well how to attract a child's attention. White-van kidnappers are usually white. (As people tend to resemble their dogs, people also resemble their vans.)
The white-van kidnapper asks the kid if he wants some candy or offers him a cute little puppy. This is the tip-off, as puppies are rarely sold from vehicles. By the time the kid protests that he only wanted a Cap'n Crunch bar--and how come there are no stickers and prices on the side of the van?--it is too late.
A small number of white vans are not kidnap vehicles. The roofs hold ladders and PVC tubing to protect levels or measuring sticks. Inside is a very bad driver.
===Black van===
Likewise, a lot of black-van kidnappers are black. These are your Ninja kidnappers. They work at night, which is often also black. They sneak into little kids' bedrooms, steal ("nap") the kid and run away.
They usually have a compound with a garage to hide their stealthy black van from daylight. These kidnappers will often write a note to ask for the payment of ransom. However, they nearly always accept a freshly baked batch of cookies instead.
A small number of black vehicles are not kidnap vehicles. These are often found crammed into the driveway of a nondescript suburban ranch house in a Central American country. They are called the president's motorcade.
===Rusty van===
This is the cheapest van of all. They are most often driven north across the Rio Grande. On the Mexican side, where they originate, their coloration serves as protective camouflage. Uncannily, the driver of these dirty, brown vans tends to be brown, and usually dirty.
They grab the kid in broad daylight and spirit him back across the river. Happily, all they are looking for is a kidney or two, unless the child is male, in which case they will do God´s work.
== See also ==
*Eddie Van Halen
*Mustaches of Legend
*Scooby Doo
Category:Crime
Category:Vehicles
Category:Things on wheels
ja:ライトバン
pt:Van
tr:Van
Vandal

Vandal or vandals may refer to:
*Uncyclopedia Vandals
*Wikipedia Vandals
*Vandalism
*Barbarian
es:Vándalo
fi:Vandaali
got:𐍅𐌰𐌽𐌳𐌰𐌻𐌴𐌽
it:Vandali
ko:반달
pt:Vândalos