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Elizabeth Jennings

Elizabeth Jennings (20 July 1926 – 25 October 2001) was an English poet who in her own words: "wrote very fast and revised very little" and this seems to be a philosophy that she applied directly to all her poems. Elizabeth was born in Lincolnshire but many of her contemporaries were kind enough to overlook this, and in truth she never let it affect her throughout her life or career, though friends did hint at a deep-seated social stigma that she rarely showed the world.
== Work ==
Her first work was imaginatively named ‘Poems’ and her last, ‘Collected Poems’. Jennings was a member of the ‘movement’, a term used to describe an esoteric cult, which pledged to hang around in dank coffee houses writing depressing poetry. Despite knowing Kingsley Amis she managed to avoid picking up any venereal diseases popular amongst her fellow poets.
=== Style ===
She is known for her simplistic style of writing which is apparent in all of her works, such as in the titles ‘In a Garden’ and ‘Friday’. The former poem traces her decline in mental health, and would be a major influence on the work of later poets including a number of the leading lights such as Pam Ayres.
In a Garden
:When the gardner has gon the gardener looks empty
== Personal Life ==
As someone who considered themselves to be a poet, regardless of the public opinion on the subject, Jennings was wont to extravagant gestures and flights of fancy, as well as behaviour of a questionable behaviour. In 2009 she was posthumously accused of Gross Moral Turpitude.
Jennings was known to have suffered a severe spell of mental illness. She received a pre-frontal lobotomy, which caused her to lose sensation in her hind legs, as well as the ability to wiggle her eyebrows. Jennings died in a care home in Bampton, having been shived by fellow inmate, Mrs Graham. For all of those few who wish to mourn, she is buried in Oxford, along with any hope of ever creating any useful poetry.
== Haagen Dazs ==
Elizabeth Jennings was an avid supporter of the ice-cream retailer ‘Haagen Daaz’. She often used it as a therapeutic medicine to guide her through her writing. Jennings has allegedly produced her best work under the influence of visions enduced by her favourite flavour, New York Super Fudge Chunk.
Category:British poets
Category:British writers
Elizabeth May

Elizabeth May
Elizabeth May at the microphone	
Elizabeth May at the microphone
Title: 	Anime Club of Canada
Predecessor: 	Stephen Harper
Successor: 	Jack Harper
Date of Birth: 	2050 AC
Place of Birth: 	Where else but Jamaica, Nova Scotia!
Spouse: 	Tree, and possibly an affair with Potato
Political Party:	Goonies
Elizabeth May is a deeply heartbroken animator and leader of the Greenies, which have 8 seats for them to sit on. She is also stuck sitting on the floor with her party. She is flying and is noted for saying: "WTF. I am cold...please give me and my party a couch to sit on. You know...this is not very representative of the will of the Canadian populace Stephen." After, Stephen Harper was not available for comment. After Garth Turner refused to join the Greenies it was reported that she was "deeply in a snowbank" and did not have a chance for a few drinks or kitten huffing. Turner chose to join the Lieberanos later on, which hurt May more.
She believes in legalizing Jamaicans.
==Trivia==
*She is listed in the Guinness Book of Records as being the second most boring intellectual on planet Canada, after Space-Margaret Atwood.
*She is so afraid of cutting down a tree that she cut Dion's balls off instead. It made for a vibrant change in the House of Commons.
*She never learned to ride a bike as a child, but does commute with a tricycle.
*Is actually a bipedal rabbit.
==See also==
*The Tree-Loving Party of Canada
Category:Canadian politicians
Category:Activists
Category:Environment
Category:Politicians with boring names
Category:Rabbits
Elliott Sadler

Elliott William Barnes Sadler (born April 30, 1975) is an American race car driver in the NASCAR Nationwide Series. He drives the No. 2 OneMain Financial Chevrolet Impala for Kevin Harvick Inc.. He is one of only 22 drivers to have won in each of NASCAR's top three series. Sadler was born in Emporia, Virginia along with his older brother Hermie Sadler, who is an announcer for Speed Channel.
== Brief Bio ==
Elliott Herman Sadler was born in the back of a barnhouse in Emporia, Virginia on July 21st, 1962.
When he was six, Elliott got a bite from a radioactive dog, which made him hairy and gave him uncanny driving skills.
In high school, Sadler played six sports, including baseball and football, and set the world record for most bologna burgers in one setting with 62, surpassing Takeru Kobayshi's record of 55 burgers.
Sadler is not married, but has been previously engaged to several NASCAR models. Sadler has a younger brother--Hermie--who used to race cars, but was really bad at the profession, so instead he decided to co-own Elliott's automobile dealerships in Emporia.
== Racing Career, or lack there of ==
Two years after his bite from the radioactive dog, Elliott won more than 200 races in the Arctic Circle Go-Karting League. After graduating from high school, Sadler started his career in NASCAR with the Busch series, where he finished in the top ten in points his rookie season. However, it took about 20 years fro him to get a chance at Nextel Cup (Winston Cup at the time) with the Wood Brothers. In 2001, he sent the Wood Brothers back to Victory Lane with a victory at Bristol (TN). He was able to win only because the other drivers wiped out each other while Sadler was taking an unscheduled pit stop. In 2003, Sadler switched teams to Robert Yates Racing. One year later, he won races at Califorina and Texas, and finished ninth in the inaguural CHase for the Nextel Cup. His poor driving skills ever since have left a poor odor on all the racetracks. He also switched to the #19 car of Evernham Motorsports because Ray Evernham said he would share his bitch Chris Crocker, and is in therapy since he can no longer satisify his addiction for free M&Ms. In his most recent race, the Daytona 500 ,Sadler had an unusually good finish in the 6th position, but that was only because of the fact that Ron Artest and satan jumped out of the stands and started a brawl amongst the other drivers.
== What Sadler does with his free time ==
*Participates in the MML (Mass Murdering League), where he has murdered human wastelands such as Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie.
*Does an impression of Chewbacca while helping darth vader get his wife back
*Participates in charity golf tournaments.
*Teases his older brother Hermie about the fact that he runs Nextel Cup, and that Hermie only runs Busch.
*Jumps off the stage at Rolling Stones concerts.
== References ==
There are no references! It is either facts I know about him or stuff I made up! If you don't like the lack of references, then join Wikipedia!
Category:American sportspeople
category:Mass Murderers
category:NASCAR drivers
Elliteration

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Elliteration enforces each expression emenating "e". Ensuring every essayist's edits errorless effectiveness. Encyclopedia evidence establishes e's elevation exceeding extra elements. Engineering enigmatic expositions entails extravagant effort. Elliteration entices etymological echoes. Etruscans emerged early exercising elliteration. Enlightened enchiridions estimate ending elliterative exhibitions.
Everything [extract]
1 Enunciation
2 Education
2.1 Experiments
2.2 English
2.3 Easy Egg Eats
3 Extra Examples
4 Evaluation
5 External Equivalences
==Enunciation==
Expressing elliteration entails extensive e employment. Example: Eddie Eiper elects entire excited evergreens. Endless e's encompass excellently ecstatic elephant ears.
==Education==
===Experiments===
Examples embracing elliterative erudition ensue:
*Earth's ecosystem encounters encroachments. 
*Euler's e ends eternal echelon. 
*Einstein's equation equates energy, expanse expanded ethereal expedition equilateral.
*Electricity exhibits electrocution endangerment. 
Excessive, eh?
===English===
Eugh! Elliterative English ends every enthusiastic emotion entirely. Encompassing endless, exhaustive excercises, everybody's essentially equal examining elliterative English: exasperated! Entirely enraged!
===Easy Egg Eats===
Enjoy eggs. Eagle eggs: especially enticing. Exquisite entrees embody eggly excellence.
==Extra Examples==
*Eminem! Excellent effort, Em. Extremely effective.
*Easter eggs! Evidently, exciting elliterative edibles ensure enjoyable Easters.
*Euroipods! Expect economic exploitation.
*Eton! Exquisite educational experience.
==Evaluation==
Elliterative essays exhibit excitement - extreme ease, even! Everyone's enormously excited embodying elliteration (except emos). Experts enjoy elliteration, ergo, elliteration equals excellence!
==External Equivalences==
*Elliteration's Envy
*Ensuing Elliteration
*Egg
*Einstein
*España
Category: Bastard children of alliteration
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
==Elliterave Elegance==
Elmorethompson/memo001

Mr. J. D. Kaspar
XXXX La Cienega Drive, Ste. XXX
Los Angeles, California 90048
Elmore Thompson Detective Agency
XXXX Hyperion Blvd.
Los Angeles, California 90026
June 14, 1970
Mr. Kaspar,
I regret not being able to meet with you before you left on your unexpected trip. I have important news. I'm afraid I am going to have to trust that this letter reaches you and remains confide random ntial; not something I want to do, but I am going back to Tiajuana to continue the investigation and there are some men looking for me there, I'm afraid.
I am going to keep the details and my extensive notes in a safe place until your return. I'll make sure you know how to find them if you don't hear from me again. But I want you to know ASAP the broad outlines I have uncovered in my investigation, so I am risking this letter.
The rank and file of the organization in question are pretty much as represented, refugees from Castaway Cay. However, the leadership is not at all what it seems. None of the signers of the document can shitfuck be found; they seem to have disappeared. There is an impenetrable middle management bureaucracy that is hiding this fact from the membership, and indeed, the world at large. Or should I say, almost impenetrable?
Instead, the bureaucracy is taking its cues from a shadow group that I have been able to follow by car to Anaheim. Unfortunately, I lose them on Ball road, in the orange groves. They just disappear. crap Never in 25 years have I blown a tail, so you can imagine my frustration.
Anyway, that's the short of it. The long of it will have to wait until you get back to Los Angeles and I return from Mexico. I haven't made much of a dent in your rather large haggard the movie (or so it seemed at the time) retainer, but I see now that I am going to be earning my money on this case. Keep your eyes and ears open for other communications from me.
Sincerely,
Elmore Thompson, P.I.
Category:Detectives
Elon Musk (disambiguation)

Elon Musk can refer to:
*Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla and inventor of a model of electrically-powered automobiles that catch fire with alarming regularity
*Elon Musk, CEO of SpaceX and inventor of a class of methane-powered launch vehicles that explode with alarming regularity
*Elon Musk, CEO of Twitter The Social Media Platform Formerly Known as Twitter
*Elon Musk, CEO of Elon's Musk and inventor of a line of toiletry products that makes one smell like a multi-billionaire
*Elon Musk, CEO Secretary of the US Department of Government Efficiency and inventor of a cryptocoin with a picture of a cute little puppy on it
category:Elon Musk
Elsewhere

Elsewhere 	Elsewhere
Motto 	Elsewhere? Where else!
Official languages	Pidgeon English, English, Goat
Demographics 	99% Goat
1% Human
Religion 	Euphemism
Natural Resources 	Teaspoons, Biros
National animal 	The Goat
Capital City 	Who cares
== Geography ==
Elsewhere is situated at 21 degrees North 15 degrees East, completely encircled by the US state of Iraq. It is historically celebrated for being the birthplace of many famous scientists, particularly Dr Emmet Brown, inventor of the cheese grater, and Charles Darwin, who postulated that most world leaders were in fact evolved from Hitler. Its population is estimated as 1, the only inhabitant being a geriatric racing driver who got lost during the Paris-Dakar Rally.
== Economy ==
The currency of Elsewhere is the penny, which is divided into 100 teaspoons. The exchange rate with the US Dollar is precisely \pi (3.14 if you are a physicist, about 10 if you are an engineer). Due to the constant influx of both money and teaspoons, Elsewhere is the wealthiest state in the world. 
Elsewhere is the decided location for 90% of the world's nuclear power plants, landfill sites, and people on the Guantanamo Bay waiting list.
Elsewhere is the single biggest exporter of Viagra in the world.
== Culture ==
The recent gansta-rap culture that is hitting America has not extended to the neighbouring country of Elsewhere, but there is a strong Countdown-watching contingent among the population. The official religion is Euphemism.
Elsewhere is considered to be a very safe place as it is frequented by people who don't commit murders. When questioned by the police on there whereabouts, many people have claimed to be Elsewhere during the time of the murder. The local crime rate suggests otherwise.
=== Sport ===
The official sport is Association Football. Elsewhere's sole appearance in the World Cup came in 1974, where they achieved a creditable 1-1 draw with Argentina, despite fielding a team consisting almost entirely of goats. They were later expelled from FIFA after their team kept eating opponents' shirts, to the embarrassment of the French team in particular.
== Modern History ==
Elsewhere is generally considered to have the weakest army in the world. However, it did achieve its first military victory in 1991 at the Battle of Basra when the geriatric single-handedly held off the entire Republican Guard with a pointed stick. This led to unanimous agreement among the "Team America" powers that Elsewhere should be equipped with a nuclear arsenal (see French football teams).
== Further reading ==
*Herodotus 300 BC, The Road To Elsewhere
*Charles Darwin, On the Origin of World Leaders
*Random goat, World Cup '74: My story
==See Also==
*Here
*There
*Wherever
*Nowhere
*Somewhere
*Elsewhere
category:Geography
category:Greatest Places on Earth
el:Κάπου αλλού
fr:Ailleurs
Em:

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Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude. 
It is the feeling that no one loves me. 
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me. 
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying. 
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod...
Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not.
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.	
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Emancipation Proclamation

The Emancipation Proclamation was a document proposed by President Abraham Lincoln. It made slavery illegal in the southern states, with no mandate on slavery in the North.
== Origin ==
The Declaration of Independence, a great example of successful plagiarism, stated that all men had the rights to Life, liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Of course, the founding fathers didn't know of the existence of non-whites, otherwise they would have clarified it further. Note that it also fails to mention women's rights. And redistribution programs. And just about every other program established by leftists since the founding of the nation. That's because those sorts of thing are UnAmerican. 
President Bush decided to use the Declaration of Independence as an excuse to take away the property of many southern whites. He made slavery illegal because if he didn't he wouldn't get reelected. But then when he did get reelected he was assassinated, so it was ok.
== The Facts ==
*Fact: In some Hoes opinion, slavery is a violation of some people's rights.
*Fact: Most of those people were black, so their opinion didn't matter.
**Sub-Fact: Once you go black there's no going back.
*Fact: The others were just poor people that wanted jobs.
**Sub-Fact: They are greedy bastards. Very greedy bastards.
*Fact: Lincoln only freed the southern slaves.
**Sub-Fact: He didn't even intend for the black slaves to be freed.
***Sub-Sub-Fact: That's because he was a white supremacist.
==The Opinions==
==NASTA opposition==
NASTA, or the North American Slave Trade Advocates, is a group that opposes the current embargo on slave trade that the US placed upon themselves. They believe that free trade is essential if the US economy is to survive in the global market. Among the top issues that they oppose is the emancipation of slaves. NASTA upholds that slaves should be traded as any other good would, and encourages Congresswhites to repeal slavery-banning legislation. Their current "poster child" is Senator and Presidential Candidate John McCain. It is reported that NASTA has donated over $250 million to his presidential campaign as well as over 40 million primary election votes through 3/5ths representation laws.
Category:History of the United States
Category:American Civil War
Category:United States law
Category:Racism
Emerald

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Emerald is a green ore that's found somewhere on the Earth, I don't have a fucking clue where that ore is but Minecraft Villagers think it's a great idea to give us dirt for it. Emerald is also a cyclosilicate, I don't think you know that.
== Value ==
=== Color ===
Emeralds most likely and most definitely answer is green but some dumbass puts random colors such as yellow or blue into the mix being secondary colors. The dark-tone emeralds are considered emeralds so light-tone emeralds are beryl like seriously just put them all into one emerald instead of lightness sorting. Also 100% it’s just black and 0% it’s colorless. They said that the color green rhymes with "Lean" giving it's color we probably know today.
== Etymology ==
The word "Emerald" came from Old French where there were guillotines and it's map giving you a seizure. Old Frenchies said it's "Emeraude" but come on that was way too hard to spell. While Vulgar Latin said it's "Esmaralda" or "Esmaraldus", holy shit. The first use of the word was around 14th century but when is "reliable" sources correct.
== Culture and Lore ==
Emerald is regarded as a birthstone for May as well the gemstone for Cancer. Traditional Lore says that it counteract poison and if somebody venomous looks at it, it will become blind but can't they just run away? Author L. Frank Baum's children's novel The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, they go to the city "Emerald City" which is a city but who knows maybe it isn't a city to meet "The Wizard."
Category:Minerals
Emergency Alert System

The Emergency Alert System, also abbreviated as EAS, is a method of scaring people into taking shelter and/or evacuating certain areas. Luckily, only North America uses the true EAS, and the rest of the world is safe... Or is it?
== So, what is the EAS, exactly? ==
The EAS is meant to alert American residents of either natural disasters like these, or it is used to deliver an urgent civil message, but most of the time it's just a natural disaster.
=== What kind of alerts do the EAS send off? ===
Here's a list of all the known alerts aired by the EAS:
===== Required Weekly Test =====
Least scariest alert. It's just a test, as there is no actual threat
===== Tornado Watch =====
This alert doesn't mean a tornado's coming, but the conditions are right for one to form, so NOAA will keep an eye on that area so they can send off the scare buzzer as soon as one forms.
===== Tornado Warning =====
This alert means a twister has formed in your area. This may be accompanied by loud and annoying sirens.
===== Earthquake Warning =====
This alert means seismic activity is occurring in a fault line near you.
===== Shelter In Place Warning =====
This alert means that you shouldn't evacuate, but rather take shelter in your own home
===== Civil Danger Warning =====
This alert is one of 3 that you always see in those "EAS scenarios". It means that there is something that, well, poses a threat to the city.
===== Civil Emergency Message =====
Quite similar to the civil danger warning, it means something very similar.
===== Emergency Action Notification =====
This alert notifies you about an emergency, it's pretty self-explanatory.
===== Sodomy Alert =====
This alert informs you on an event involving sodomy.
===== Spell-like-a-child Advisory =====
This alert tells you to spell like a child, it's pretty self explanatory.
===== AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA =====
Oh no, here it co- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -GreyShirtDudeAtSchool (talk) 14:20, 23 November 2020 (UTC)
Anyways, an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA warns you if people in your area are spontaneously (and constantly) screaming for no reason.
===== Local Area Emergency =====
This alert... Uhmmmm... What purpose does this alert serve? The civil emergency message is better.
== EAS "Scenarios" ==
EAS Scenarios are basically, what if this were to happen, expressed in emergency alerts?
Lots of them contain valid SAME headers, and also warns you that playing them in public or on air could trigger the EAS legitimately. The warning is mostly a reason to get the cops off your back if some bimbo plays the EAS on air or in public.
==See also==
*In case of emergency
Category:Dangerous
Category:Things that are definitely out to get you