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The Judgement Day

Startled, a young man shot out of bed gasping for air. Images of a dark void filtering through his brain like a film. The young man had these experiences more and more every night. The images faded away enough for him to stumble into the kitchen.
He had decided that sleeping wasn’t an option. Shuffling quietly through the house, as if anyone still lived with him. It was a habit that he had created when his wife was still living with him. She had gone missing a month or so ago, that same night, Jeremy began having the strange dreams and the eerie feeling that someone had their eye on him.
Jeremy watched as the fragrant coffee slowly filled his mug to the brim. Suddenly, hearing a loud crash, Jeremy spilled his coffee on himself. Frantically, he scanned his kitchen, seeing nothing out of the ordinary, however the loud crashing sound continued.
Despite his paranoia and churning stomach, Jeremy thought it best to search through his house. He moved towards his back door, the sound getting louder. He cracked the door open and peered out. Dead silence filled the air. The noise had stopped.
Worried, Jeremy locked all of his doors, and headed back towards the bedroom. Faintly in the distance, he heard a loud scream, similar to the ones he had heard the night of Karen’s disappearing. He ran towards the sound, screaming her name.
He heard the obnoxious noise from earlier again, ignoring his gut instinct, he ran out of his door.
The screams got louder as Jeremy ran, adrenaline pumping through his veins. He was in the woods where the screams became louder and louder by the second. The screams were no longer distant. They began to cover Jeremy and slowly drive him insane.
Trying to ignore his dizziness he continued to run. He no longer knew what he was running for, but for some reason he felt the urge to continue on. Jeremy gazed at the clouds, turning a sickly green color, they opened up and a large creature fell from them. Jeremy felt his heart racing even more as he became overwhelmed by the constant screaming sound.
No longer being able to take the voices in his head, Jeremy collapsed to his knees. The large creature was moving closer and now he could make out a few physical characteristics. The man-like being was a lanky, shadowy red, winged skeleton of some sort. Holding a large blade in his hand, the creature had reached Jeremy.
“Judgment is upon you."
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
The Jumbies

ONE DAY THE JUMBIES CAME. AND THEY WERE TERRBIBEL THINGS THEY WERE THEY RIPPED OFF PEPOLES FACES. BUT THEN THEERE WAS SURVIVORS THAT WOULLD NOT BE BITED BY TEH JUMBIES. THEY SED HEY! MY FRIENDS CALL ME COACH." "IM ELIIS" IM ROCHELE" IM NIK" TOGETTHER THEY CLIMBED STAIRS AND WERE SAD TO SEE TAHT THE HELICHOPTER WAS NOT IN THE ROOFS. THEY YELED "COM BACK PLZ" BUT THE PILOT WOULD NOT LISSTEN. THEN TEY GOT RANDOM HEAL KITS ND AXES AND PISSOLS AND SUCH BUT THAT IS WERID, BEACUSE THEY NOT HAVING WEAPONMS BEFORE. SO APERATNLY EVEN THOUGH THEY CLIMED THE SATIRS FOR LONG TIME, THE 5 MINUTES SPENTNT ON TEH ROOFS CAUSED JUMBIES TO BE ON EVERY FLOOR AND START A BIG FIRE.SO THEN NIK SURVIVER SAIDS 'HEY MANS, Y DONT WE KILL JUMBIES TO TAKE OUT OUR AGNER"?/ SO THEN THEY DID AND EVERYTIME THEY GOTT RECSUED THEY INFECED THE PILET AND HE DIED. BECUSE TEH SURVIVALERS IS BIG DOUCHEBGAS. THEN A BIGGIE JUMBIE WAS OUT OF NOWERE AND HIT COCH MUCH TIMES. COCH WAS O K THO, U DONT HAV TO WORRY ABOUT HIM. THEN NIK KILL BIGGI JUMBIE BY SHOTTING IT IN TEH
4ARM. BUT THEN, A FAT GUY POPPED OUT. HE WENT BARFED ON THEM AND NOTHING WAS SAID BECASE IT WAST GROSS. THIS NDID NOT BOTHER AYULESS BEECAUSE HE IS A FILTHY REDNECK. MEANWILE WHILE DLC SCROOS UP THE CANON OF THE GAME, BEEL ND ZO E ND LOIS ND FANSIS WAS LIKE "HAY! WHY DONT WE JUST QUIT BECAUSE ARE TEAM IS AN OLD GUY A STUPID BIKKER GUY A GIRL ND A BLACK GUY. BUT THEN, A SMALL GUY POPPED OUT AT NIK BECAUSE WERE BAK 2 THEM BECAUE THE SACRIFICE IS OVER. O WAIT THEN IT IS THE PASSING SO I WILL TALK ABOUT TEH JUMBIES, THEY JUMBIES ARE IS NOT NICE LOOKS, BEACUSE BLOOD ON THERE MOUTHS AND TSHIRTS. OK BAK TO COCH COCH IS RUINING IN A SHUGAR FEILD CUS HE CAN. BUT HE TAKE RONG TURN AND A SKINNY ANGRY TEENAGE JUMBIE POP OUT. ND SINCE WE ALWYS PLAY ON EXPRT HE DIED. HE WAS COVED IN BLOOD AND SWEAT ND TEARS BECAUSE HE WAS SAD TAHT HE DIESD. HEN ROCHEL SAYED" OMG COCH IS SO DEAD RITE NAO." SO THEN A HOODY JUMBIE POP OUTS. AYULES TRIEDS TO PROTECT HIMSEF BECUSE HER IS A TRY HARD. NIK IS LIK "SCREW THIS" AND SHOT HIMSELF RITE IN TEH FGOOT HE IS NOT SMART, THE JUMBIES EATED HIM UP LIKE A CARROT. THEN BILL DIES.
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Category:Satire
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Category:Vidya games
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Old Shit
The KFC Pokemon Game

hello there im writing to tell about an experience i found with a pokemon ruby cartridge if found at my local kfc.
it was a normal day and i was waiting for my kfc to arrive to my table when i noticed a pokemon ruby cartridge. i
picked it up and put it in my gameboy. it turned on and it started glowing and the
Fucking dumbass got disintergrated. And this, kids, is why you don't shove random ass Gameboy cartridges in your
Gameboy. RUN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS! I NEED THIS PLACE CLEAR ANYWAYS... Oh hey there, dot burn!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The Keeper

In any city or town, go to a supermarket. Go to any of the workers there and say the following words: "I wish to speak with 'The Keeper'."
If they fall, run away as fast as you can, don't look back and don't stop, for you have summoned Satan. If you don't run, you shall go insane and commit suicide.
If they don't fall, they will take you to the way back of the storage room, there will be a couch. Sit on the middle cushion or experience one thousand years of pain.
Wait for six minutes and then, in six seconds a thin old man will appear. He will give you six boxes and disappear, and you will then appear in your house. Quickly bury the five boxes and open the one you kept.
If there's a golden cat charm, keep it for money.
If there's a devil's pitchfork, burn it in your fireplace. For if you don't, you will be possessed and commit suicide and feel 666 years of pain.
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Category:Rituwel
Category:Old Shit
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
The Kid

so there's this kid playing his xbox 360 at night around 12, he's playing when suddenly the system dies and his 360 has the red ring of death. He gets up to check it out when he barely hears a song playing, johnny cash's red ring of fire. he's like what when he discovers some kids outside his window. He runs out the backdoor and accidentaly the kids. He gets in one little scrap while his mom gets scared, she yells out the window "your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Kid with the Credit-Card

Once apon a Time, there was a Kid that many had little Idea who he was. This Kid would regularly go around the local Kiosks and ask to buy something. After the Person running the Kiosk would give him the Thing he asked for, he would ask to pay with a credit-Card. Kiosks are known for being low-Budget and most of them don't have a Machine to receive credit-Cards. The Kid would intentionally do this and as soon as his credit-Card would be declined, the would take the Card, his Things and run away. Sometimes the People operating the Kiosks would try to chase the Kid but they were never able to catch up.
The Kid would end up visiting all of the Kiosks in the Area, which is when Things begin to take a darker Turn. The Kid would revisit the first Kiosk he robbed and tried to do the same Thing as he did the first Time. No one knew exactly happened that Day, but the Kiosk Owner would vanish that Day. The Kid would then visit one Kiosk per Day, and each Day a Kiosk Owner would go missing without a Trace. The Person that owned the last Kiosk the Kid robbed before the other Kiosks started to disappear started to get nervous, that the Kid would one Day show up and he would also disappear. The Man then decided to search up about the Kid but he ended up finding nothing. At that Moment, the Man decided to think of how to survive his next Encounter with the Kid.
The Man began taking preparations and thought of a Plan. «I will attempt to take the Items before the Kid runs away and steal the Card» he thought to himself before going to sleep the Day before the Kid was supposed to show up. The next Day the Man went to his Kiosk and was ready to face the Kid, but the Kid never came. The Days turned to Weeks and the Weeks to Months and the Man thought that he was free and the Kid wouldn't attack him. 6 Months after the first encounter with the Kid, the Man had basically forgotten the situation itself and he was going about his Life normally. That's when, one Day, the Kid showed up and the Man didn't recognise it. The Kid asked for a bar of Chocolate and the Man gave it. The Kid then asked if he can pay with a credit-Card and then the Man finally realized who the Kid was. He quickly grabbed the Card and the Chocolate from the Kid's hands and told him in a loud Voice «NO!». At that Moment, the Kid's Eyes turned pale white. The Man began to panic. Suddenly, the Kid turned into a 8 foot tall Monster, while also bending Reality around him. «Well then,» the Kid wispered. The Man could barely even string a Sentence together but he found the courage to ask «What are you..?». The Kid slightly giggled and told the Man «You don't need to know». Then, it opened it's Mouth and consumed the Man and the Kiosk itself. The Kiosk was gone, and the Man as well as the Kid were never seen again after that Day.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
The Kidnapping Case of Mr. Tommy Pee Pee

Many people knew Tommy Pee Pee. But if you were to ask where the current location of Mr. Pee Pee is, no one knows. Here's why:
Tommy Pee Pee was born in 2036 and when he was 20 years old, he was known for his enormous penis size. It was a whopping 3 inches! Most people at that time only had 2.5 centimeter penises. Because of this, Mr. Pee Pee knew he was the best of the best. Every hoe, mom, grandma, slutbag, and tramp wanted a taste of Mr. Pee Pee's pee pee.
Everyday, Tommy would whip out his ginormous shlong and do helicopters with it at the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. This would incite large crowds of people at the Capitol Building entrances to admire Mr. Pee Pee's long ding-dong.
Until something happened...
One day, Tommy did not show up to the capitol. The hoes and grandmas were waiting for Tommy to do his penis helicopter dance one morning, but he did not show up. Everyone was nervous.
CNN and MSNBC made a breaking news alert asking for the whereabouts of Thomas Pee Pee. Fox News burned down the previous night, so they were unable to make a report.
No one knew where he was and everyone was going through withdrawal. This sparked an FBI investigation...
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The Kids Website

My mind has finally returned to something. It was a website. I can't remember exactly what the name is, but I
think it had "999" and/or "car" in its URL. But I remember something very weird. Me and a friend of mine went to this mobile building and went on it.
I recall it probably used the infamous Comic Sans MS font. The background was grey, and the website itself had games. I remember one in particular.
I thought it was a game where you would type something. I recall Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants yelling something. I thought that was funny before, and I wanted to play it over and over again to hear the hysterical holler.
A screen I think appeared after one time I played it, said something about Arabic being a scary language.
In fact, when I went on the website again, it would say the website was dangerous on the URL bar of Google Chrome, and then it would say "Secure" and then "Not secure."
I'll try to get back to remember more about the site.
Whether it was real or a dream, I don't know.
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
The Killer Porno of Death

Legend has it, that's there's an old abandoned warehouse located somewhere up your mother's ass. If one were to find the secret location of the warehouse, one would require a golden key, which you can either find at your local Wal-Mart or hidden inside the lost temple of the Aztec empire. But, we all know how expensive Wal-Mart can be. So, you must pick the last option. The lost temple is located somewhere in Narnia, so one must own a teleportation device, or a simple wardrobe. If you retrieve the key, and find the old abandoned warehouse hidden inside the rectum of your mother then enter the old abandoned warehouse, you will find that it is empty except for one thing on the floor. Do not touch it until your mother shits you and the box out of her anus. The box contains a rare copy of a burned CD containing "The Killer Porno of Death". Originally found on PurpleTube (lesser known sister to the site RedTube), this porno is rumored to be so hot that your body will explode into semen. I know this is all true, as a senile old man that lives on the street told me this.
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Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Rituwel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The King of the Hill Theory

Hank is sitting on a bench eating a Snickers bar.
Peggy walks by.
The two immediately fall in love, causing a man who is nearby to set off dynomite, which rockets into a giant crystal tower and an eagle flies out, dropping a wedding ring on Hank's nose. Hank screams and runs into the sunset, holding his Snickers. Meanwhile, Peggy is making Bobby wear a pink two-two. Hank does not approve.
Peggy, Hanks ays angrily and makes Bobby wear a house so he can fit into a TV that rockets him into moon-o-topia. Hank is very mad with Peggy so he cries. 
And that is how King of the Hill started.
Sweet dreams.
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Category:THERY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation

Have you ever been wrong about something?
Of course you have, you microcephalic adipate. Why, you probably don't even realize that I just called you a moron. It's sad really, but there is hope.
I'm Burst, founder and CEO of the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation. Here at K.A.R.F., we strive to bring knowledge to a world that is so utterly devoid of it. I also just realized how terrible that acronym sounds, and won't be using it again.
Everyday, hopeless idiots go out into the world driving drunk, or using the word "literally" incorrectly without anyone to explain just how wrong they are.
Seriously Greg, you can LITERALLY go die in a barn fire.
But enough about Greg and his crimes against language. Did you know that over 99% of people are in fact idiots? Terrifying, I know. But the good news is, there is a cure.
BANG*
The better news is, there's a better cure!
You see, I am one of the select few who are completely immune to ignorant bullshit.
And it is my dream to spread my wisdom full-time. A ray of light to cut through the darkness. But, the batteries for that light don't come cheap.
That's where YOU come in!
For a monthly donation of your choosing, you can ensure that there will always be at least ONE soldier in the fight against stupidity's overwhelming hordes.
We may never be able to stop people from doing stupid shit, but with your help, I will always be there to call them on it afterwards. And really, isn't that what truly matters?
So please, donate to the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation today!
And together we can-
CRASH*
Asuna: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
Kirito-: ASUNA? Uh I um *panic noises*
Asuna: WE HAVE A RAID IN TEN! MINUTES!
I AM NOT HAVING ANOTHER GODDAMN SHEEPTAR INCIDENT!
Kirito: Look, Asuna, I just need like two minutes here
Asuna: GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR, NOW!
CRASH*
Kirito: Argh! That was so unnecessary!
Asuna: COME ON!
Kirito: Wait! Asuna listen AH-
Dragging*
BallsDeep69: So, uh are we done here?
K-Kirito?
He's not coming back...
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Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
The Kitten

I was at the pet shelter with my girlfriend who always had a soft spot for everything animal-related. We stepped inside and saw a litter of three black kittens.
One of them reminded me of my old cat, Alice, who had died four years ago. Filled with nostalgia, I whipped out my cellphone and managed to get a picture of the kitten.
When I looked through the pictures on my cellphone an hour later, I noticed that the black kitten I had photographed turned out white in the picture.
I have since deleted the photo, and to this day I could have sworn that the kitten I had seen that day was black.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Knife

Two point five milliseconds ago a carrot and potato decided they needed a break from being chewed on, so they called their most trusted orange to see if she would babysit the uh "children". When the orange arrived the "children" were sitting in a grocery bag so the orange had to sit there. Later that night the orange wanted to watch TV but the house didn't have one, so she called the "parents" and asked if she could leave the children completely unattended so she could watch TV in someone elses house. The "parents" of course said that was fine, but she had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the butcher knife because it made her nervous. The "parents" said "No, why would a knife make you nervous you stupid idiot!?" The orange tried to complain but the "parents" ate the phone. When the carrot and potato returned, they found the "kids" and the orange were neatly sliced up into pieces. Then a giant being of deth and dooom walked in and ate the sliced up pieces... and the carrot and potato. No knife was found. 
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Category:Satire
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The Knife...

It was about 10:30 at night, and I was just getting off work. I slowly walked out of the office building and into the eerie, empty parking lot. A cricket chirps in the shadows. A soft breeze calmly flies by.
My life was horrible; my wife had left me a few days before, taking the kids. I am barely able to afford the bills for my house, and my job is poor paying. Don't even get me started on my boss. That no good dumbass hasn't even done one thing for the office. He's only there for the donuts and the coffee, and he's always shifting the blame for his problems to his assistants and/or his workers. He had fired my best friend, and now I am on the chopping block. My mom is currently in the hospital, for she is diagnosed with breast cancer. Sometimes I wonder about ending it all.
So as I walk through the parking lot in the night sky, I catch some movement in the corner of my eye. I assume it is a raccoon or skunk, but I still walk to my car in a hurry. I realize my car is the only one in the parking lot; everyone else left earlier while I was caught up back at the office printing some extra papers. I unlock my car, but just as I rest my hand on the handle, I hear steady footsteps from behind.
I peer over my shoulder to see a dark figure creeping towards me. My heart almost leaps out of my chest as I see him coming closer. He stops a few feet behind me. I try to look brave.
"What...what do you want?" I stammer.
The street lights dimly illuminate his mysterious face. It is covered in scars, and his eyes are a dark shade of brown. His hair is in patches, which gives me another reason to panic. He is wearing a large, black jacket. His hands are inside his pockets. His pants are torn and black. His marred lips curl into a twisted smile, revealing his rotting teeth. I get a waft of his rotten breath.
"I have knives," He rasps, "Not put to use. Nice and sharp. Ready to cut -hungry."
I see him lick his lips. I begin to back away from him and my car.
"Nice and sharp," He repeats as he suddenly draws a knife out of his pocket, aiming it towards me.
"J-just leave me alone. What did I ever do to y-you?" I stammer. I feel like I'm on the verge of tears.
"The blades, ready to cut fresh meat..." He begins to walk slowly towards me.
I fall to the ground as I trip over a crack in the parking lot. I fall to the ground as all my papers fly out of my briefcase. My glasses fall off my face, and crack.
"Just leave me alone, please. I won't tell anyone," I cried out, "Let's just go our separate ways. I won't call the cops. Just please, let me leave."
He stops at my feet with that evil smile on his face.
"Nice and sharp, ready to cut. You can get two for five. Nice present for Mother's Day," He says, helping me up.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
The Krusty Krab Training Video Lost Copy

==History Of The Episode==
In 2002, Nickelodeon released the famous episode of SpongeBob, the Krusty Krab training Video. However, what they didn't want the public to know was that there were two copies, one that was sworn to never air on broadcasting. Lost in time, this 'lost film' was still not found. The following confidential footage is what is believed to be the infamous second copy. one user uploaded a video called Spingebill learns the dark arts of the krusty pooping showing part of what could of been the footage.
==The Episode==
the episode is really just a filtered version of the krusty krab training video with refrencence of mlp, vocaloid, memes and more unnesseserly stuff but at the middle of the episode the music changes and the screen zooms out of one of spongebobs black socket. this lasted until the credits come by again the credits contain more refrencences but the noticeable thing was the "IN MERMERY OF TOM KENNY". the episode was aired at the same time tom kenny died refering to his death. footage of the episode was not even found exept for little from a youtube user named AwfulFawfultheFalafe. who seems to have had taken the part of the episode but not the rest. uNTIL then the episode was found on a bootleg DVD on the flee market on 7/30/2013 by a person named James Cover. The footage was the same exept when it went to the spongebob staring moment the scene lasted until a hige pitch tone is heard and it ends. until then no one ever knew about this. maybe it's best if we don't.
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Shortpasta