Sonic.exe (DCLXVI) Cursed

Hello, the following stuff I am about to read to you actually happened! I know you may not believe this, but you must for your safety. If you click off at this point, you will die from him! So this story takes place somewhere in Nevada after a guy who lost a call of duty lost a game of call of duty Match and got pretty pissed and brought a terrible faith into our world! He killed 69420 people. The population of our city used to be 138840. I was watching the news the day after he killed them and it said today, Friday the 13th, do not go out or your faith will be made up to end badly.
I opened the door thinking nothing of it and it was just a mean man pulling pranks. I wish I had listened to him. As I was taking a walk 5 minutes later, I went home, bored. When I opened the door, there was a note saying do not play any sega games from Sega today, otherwise you will go down the same path I did. This made me think. OK, most of you probably know that I love Sonic games! So I thought, hey, my brother is an intern at Sega, so I would just get to him and get the hidden Sonic game everyone is begging me to avoid. He told me in a sad voice that there was only one, but I do have a spare copy, so you can have it! I was so happy and ready to play, but Sega then called me, saying they wanted me over. I had no idea why they wanted me over.
When I got there, I saw Sonic himself on his chair, and he said, "So you want to play that game with the cannon?" I was like yeah, I have it. He smiled with his teeth going *ding*! I could see the workers' faces going pale. They went on their knees and begged me to not play the game as they did not want me to die. They told me the game was evil. I was like, "How did you know I had the game?" They said EVIL PATRIXXX told them and they are trying to stop me from having my life scared. Sonic tackled me, saying DO NOT PLAY THE GAME. He ruined 2 lives at this point. You will die if you play the game you fucking retard! The security people held Sonic back and gave him a chili dog, and he chilled out. He told me to apologize... just do not play the fucking game. DO NOT INCLUDE IT.I was like "ok, OK, I'll get rid of it."
When I got home, I got a hammer to get rid of the risk. Just before I was about to break it, I started thinking about what if it was a hidden sonic game that they did not want to see. You see, I was not stupid or anything. I let my curious side of me get the better of me and I pushed the disk in and it started. I should have not done that. Then a message popped out saying, LAST CHANCE TO NOT RUIN YOUR LIFE WORTHLESS LIFE, PLAY THIS (YES) OR (NO) I clicked on "yes", thinking it was a joke for the opening. Boy, was I wrong. The intro to my surprise was Sonic X: Gotta Go Fast. But it was strange how things went down here.GO GO GO GOTTA GOTTA GO SLOWGO MURDER FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST FAST always smoking weed and doing drugs. You gotta kill, you gotta kill. I was shocked that no sonic intro would be like this. Then I heard loud static from sonic.The exeis the Sonic. When the exe screen appeared, I typed "CHARACTER SELECT* AMY* LOCKED*" because she was the only character I could play as. I was weirded out by this but did not think much of it at the time.
After I clicked amy, I heard Sonic. The ex ex laughed and said, "I am God." I thought it was just a glitch and moved on. I mean, it was a Sonic game, so I just think it's a fucking Halloween special in Goddamn summer. I was angry but moved on. Then after it said play on Amy, I pressed start and then a skeleton popped out and said, "Ina hyper-realistic voice." AWFULWhile crying, hyperrealstic blood poured out of his hyperrealstic eyes which were in his hyperreasltic skull, which had PURE blood on it. Then he died, going to hell with the devil himself. Amy jumped out of the ring thing and it said, "Smoke weed every day." I saw Amy running and saw Sonic jump into the ring. And the level was weird because there were no rings, instead they were replaced by weed leaves, and when I moved on them, as Amy said, it said "smoke weed everyday" and the number 420 was on the screen 13 times, somewhat big. There was this computer that said "SCORE 1000" each time I collected a weed. The weed number increased after I collected 20 weeds. There was this computer that said "400 WEED FREE NO SCAM!" I jumped on it and I had 420 weed, but then a police officer where the bad guys came and hit me with their baton. I got them all and when I jumped in, Amy fell for 3 mins and landed on the floor fine. The background had shrek, doritos weed, and mountain dew, with mlg glasses everywhere. The music playing was Dr. Dre ft. Snoop Dogg-Smoke Weed Sonic was there too, and it cut to black. And it cut to the level select and it had Tails, and when I clicked on him, it had mlg airhorns that sounded like a mlg version of Can Can, and when I got into the level as Tails, the theme playing for the level was Ultimate MLG. The most annoying video ever made can be remixed to show which ngl was epic. I WALKED with tails to the knuckles. I asked him for doritos. He said he had done so, so tails beat him up, making him cry, and saying they are over there. I moved tails into the doritos. It said I had 1 dorito and the level background had mlg frogs, Shrek, and DOGE. The same Msuci was playing on loop. I jumped over this and tails got the mlg glasses and roasted eggman.
In my way, fatass moves are the way to make yourself useful to others. I don't care if you go to jail, I care if you get your weed stolen, and Eggman ran out crying. There were a max of 50 doritos to collect, and they got all of them. There were 20 more to collect from computers, so there were 2 computers. and when I beat the level, Sonic. share doritos with Sonic. executable YES OR YES, I clicked yes and it showed them sharing the doritos and mlg airhorns version of Great Britain's Athem. Then it said "play as Sonic." executable*MISSON KILLS THE FUCKING FAKER AND SLIVER THE FUCKHEAD. When Sonic.exe yanked out a machine gun, I pulled the trigger and it said "auto kills people YOU despise," and Blaze cried, and Sonci said, "if you don't shut the fuck up, you're next you fucking bitch," and she sobbed, hanging herself with hyperealstic blood pouring from her neck.Then for 20 seconds, I could see Sonic talking to Evil PATRIXXX and he said, "No worries, I got this and Sonic was OK." I killed the faker after shadwo sonics rival and there was hypereaisltic blood.and sonic.The ex-exec laughed. Then the boyfriend from the FNF game came with his GF, who was on a boombox. And they start rapping.
However, when Sonic.exe laughed, he killed the BF and GF, eating their souls (good thing I hated the BF because he needed to die sometimes). Then it said "sonic level comepletle." Amy's level 2. I got a fake blue screen of death saying, "opss fixing now, I'm coming for you." YOU WILL DIE and the fake blue screen of death will appear, showing Amy and Sonic kissing even on the lips! So I sat there for 3 minutes waiting for something to happen, but I was like, what the fuck?Except for YOU 06, NO Sonic game would have a kssing scene!So while they were kissing and stuff, Sonic got a phone call. He said, "Sorry Amy, I have a call." n. hello? What are you doing with our twins? SONIC? Sonic was similar to Amy — did your mom and dad get my phone damn number? She said she was worried that my mom and dad were dead! Sonic said, "Then who was dAmn phone?!? Then I got a second fake blue screen of death saying ERROR. EXE666010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010AND then it had Sally, who was crying, seeing Amy and Sonic kissing. They broke up when she slapped him for saving the world, then Sonic. I was sally walking for 30 seconds when he appeared, and he killed her. Her eyes shook, and she said "WAHHHH" and died with blood pooling in her mouth. got almost a fake blue screen of death, but then I sank again, and Sunky said SUP? The milk and cereal theme plays. Sonic was dancing with his friends and making milk and cereal. Then I cut back to Sally, who was beegging for her life and Sonic said, "YOUR TO SLOWEOO0000." Sonic pulled out a gun and shot her to death. She died. Sonic said "goobye bitch" and threw her body into a meat grinder. Then the MLG sounds played again and she got rekted. Sonic then grabbed the most popular Romanian beer (google it lol) and he smoked it and the snop dog music played and mlg sound effects. Then the most terrifying part was when Sonic and Amy started making out again. They made out and did some other 18+ things on Sally's body, taunting her to death. DO NOT LOOK BEHIND YOU AND THEN AN IMAGE OF SALLYS'S DEAD BODY AND FACE WITCH WAS HYPERREALISTIC. A formalized paraphrase: IT WAS A REAL PERSON WHO DIED...To note that this agme did say it was made with the help of death himself.
Then an image of the ace from the exe. The ex appeared, except he was crying and had blood on him as he moved his mouth. Then Sally was a zombie sally zombie. Then sonic killed her, ripping her to shreds without mercy as she screemed like Tom for a long time. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Sonic was cut in half by Mario, and blood poured everywhere. was shocked. SONIC SAID IT'S FUN TO SEE YOU HURT.So I was like, "Like, are you making me do math?" NOOOOOOOO. Then I got a phone call telling me all my family members had been brutally murdered and there was blood all over them. I asked if I had to do anything about it. He said no, and I was happy. I need someone else to suffer. I called all my friends, and I had 40 remote controlers. I primed them. The game was OK. And whey the palyed as the sonic anaimls.Exe kiled them when they died. They dropped dead each time they died in the game. They dropped dead in real life, too. I was like Sonic. The deed was done. That's right, I put lethalshots in the remote controlls that killed them when they died in the game. I burned the bodies and wrote to the son. Sonic, exe and Sonic My exe said thanks for the souls... THEN THE TV SAID 1989 sega, and my TV then metled and I fainted.
==PART 2: BAILOUT AND NEW PROBLEMS==
I woke up in the prison hospital and I was like, "Why in the prison hospital? You killed 40 people." I was like, "Shit." So after a week or 2, the trial started. I called Sega about this and told them I and scwered. I was almost found gility fund. In the end, he held it! The judge said what? This guy was never given the right to remain silent. The police had no warrant to come in and they arrested him with no evidence. I was found not to be honest. Sega gave me a drive to get to the Sega head counter. I asked them what the hell that video was. They told me an intern made it, and he was fired for making this kind of stuff. It was a cannon. They banned it, so it was a canaon. As for the cake, they baked me a cake that said, "We are sorry." I ate the cake anyway. I asked them where the intern's body was and they told me it was dispersed where my brother lived. I was confused. I showed them the tape and they were revolted. They needed aid. OMG, the disk has evolved into a stornger. It WILL BE HARDER TO DEFEAT. He failed EPCILY and the disk flew away. We were beaten up and they had to hire a new Sega owner because the other one killed them themselves after watching it. I was sad that the disk was going to take over the world and my life has gotten so bad that I am going to kill myself! I AM ALWAYS UP IN THE NIGHT THINKING OF THE SONIC. This exercise tape is going to help me with that.end my life! I found my brother, who is still an intern, and we organized a plan with Sega to defeat the disk. For all we came prepared with machine guns and other weapons, we saw the disk. You should have killed me while I was in week A. I fired my gun and he dodged my bullets and hit me on the head. I moved back while the other shooed at the disk, but it disappeared. I fired a paint ball gun and the disk was no longer inzsvile. I got a lucky shot and I was about to get rid of him, but then the most unexpected thing happened. He says, "Join My MCS Brother and We Can Rule The World." I alughed like he was no-and my brother fired at us. I pulled out my slied to defend us. I was shocked. Then I was like, HOW COULD YOU? Why are you doing this now? killed me with a machine gun, and I died.
the end.
No way.
I woke up in hell and gave a bribe to the devil to relive me, and he accepted. I knew there was only one way to beat the Jackass disk. I grabbed the DKS brother and played it. It was the same until I liked playing it. Blood was everywhere and I killed 405 amiamls by taking out their guts and hearts. Then I saw a cutscene. It was the Bad Pakistan Sonic Heroes Happy Meals. I cringed when I saw this commercial a while back, and I cringed badly. It was very spicy. Do not look behind you, but I think it's EVIL PATRIXXX COUSIN It was an evil sound. And he stabbed me in the heart. I understood it and went on as the blood pooled. Then I put an aice back on it to stop the bleeding. Then came the evil laughter. This was the creepiest level yet, while copyrighted music was playing and the face of EXE was on. Because this was blocked by a huge censor bar, the exe was there while dead mlps were everywhere. While Shrek kissed the lips of the dead mlp, naturally, this was blocked by a huge censor bar. Then I heard real-life sounds of homecide. got into this base as a sliver, but he got no sccoped by an unknown force, and he got a second soul. Then a second screen cut occurs. It was a new mom and she let me see what you had. I proudly said with a knife while running to her to stabbing her mom's eye scokets out and hyperealsitc blood went everywhere. Then Mario was in a cocner, and everyone except the Sonics guys killed him. I tried to flee. on a club penguin account but there was blood everywhere and the devil's hand me peguin was held by its neck. Then the devil's plot twist: my brother and I begged him to spare him, PLEASE. He SNAPPED the peguin and he fell down the hill, and real blood pooled and the dead peguin looked more real than ever. And I just realized I opened my door that said "DO NOT OPEN" and it was a basement. I had no idea I had a basement, and so I went down the stairs and saw an old man. She said, "Hey, kid, want this game?" I said NO. I was SO curious and I took it from him and he was gone. I put it on the TV in the basement to play the game, not knowing I was going to play an evil game again. It was a realistic face and it opened its mouth and said SEGA! It was Sonic Mania, and it said modded, which surprised me.When I started, it was a sunny day. I laughed, but then EVIL SONIXXX came behind me and pulled out a knife.
The disk I was playing started floating, and it was the evil disk brother. He used his power to push EVIL SONIXXX into the game, and he LAUGHED, "I AM GOD I WILL FIND YOU." I AM GOD I WILL KILL YOU." I did what I should have done before and lit the tape on fire. "You fucking retard, have you not learned your lesson yet?" said the disk, "but you do seem like an abadass for playing the games," so I agreed to assist you in defeating my brother. and we had a badass scene where we walked out with MLG glasses, cool clothes, and hats. The battle field was 666 miles away, so we walked 12 miles just by running. We went to Hitlion Hotels and they said, "Enjoy your last night we will kill your if you sleep here fuckhead." We IGNORED IT AND WENT TO BD ON OUR 2 BEDS. The workers who held bloody knives came into our room and they had hyperealstic eyes. Oh, I forgot to mention that we jumped onto the TV when we turned into badasses. Mario was there, and Donkey Kong was there, and they had a Godzillia rawr. We were about to lose when we almost won, but then Jeff the Killer Tails Doll and a slender man, also known as a siernhead man, came in. Then, to our luck, Hank, Sanford, and Deimos came in and saved the day by killing them. I asked them why they saved us. He said we looked badass, so they saved us. We said let's get hotdogs, and we got hot dogs from the hot dog vendor, and we ate them and said our goodbyes. As we walked into a new world, I saw a shop that said "SAFE LOST SONIC GAME 0.00". I told the man no, I was not falling for that. The man said he shot me in the brain 6 times and I died. I recovered with the power of bandages and beat the man up. He turned into a fog and went woosh. The disk said, "Glad you are not falling for that." Then 2 of us talked until we became black and white. Then we saw a suuidce mouse and a FUCKING ULTRA HYPEREALSITC BLOOD ON THE BF AND GF, WHO THEN WENT TO HELL FOR LOSSING THE RAP BATTLE AND SOME BLOOD LANDED ON ME. I saw a suicide mouse. Let rap.
rap battle
The boombox played Happy I used the girlfriend's finger to turn on the BOOMBOX and I vomited on her.
3
2
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Go!
Mickey Mouse. haDo, Avi you think you'll be able to beat hi in battle? 
It's not too late, so don't give up hope!
So move out of the way and let me run to my death. There is nothing you can do.
 
Why do you want to end your life? Why are you so sad?
Mickey Mouse.avi: You don't need to know why I have to die, kid.
me.So you can live forever!
Mickey Mouse. Did I ask if you had had a choice between letting me die or not?
I will not even tell you why I will not.
Mickey.avi: No one will notice because I am no longer alive because that jerk stole my Minnie Frome.
So you want to die over a girl? That seems low, man. Are you really that stupid to want to end your life as a girl? No way. I am moving now.
Mickey.avi: She was my world, my very thing, and now she has left me. Life is a pintless ending. Suffering is all around us.
You must be really dumb to think that a girl leaving endless ufeeirng makes you crazy in your head for no reason. I just found some other fine people. You are a loser.
MICKEY.AVI: aoahoahaahoahoahoahoahoahoahoahoahoahoahoahoah
Mickey's Avi: I'm sorry.You're just wasting space in waY, mcove you lttile shit!
Is this the finalk phase? Give your best, and I will beat you and get you exactly what you need.
Mickey Mouse. FINE KID, ALL MY FREIDNS ARE DEAD, AND I HAVE NO LEFT. I AM JUST WALKING ENELSS VOID GOINGGGGGG ACRAZZYY NO ONE ELSE TOSEEE JUST A ENLESS VOID OF NOTHING.
ME:WOW DUD Never give up hope and we will get out. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GO TRHOGUH ENDLESS UFEERING
Mickey.aviThere is nothing left for me out there. I left them to find their own way.
Mickey.aviYou simply give DING and come back. You have no suffering. Would you join me in the endless UFFEIRNG?
Look at my mouse. All my friends' families died, but look at me. I still have no family.
I used to think Somer was a brave man who risked his life to save mine, but now you're a US cock who WANTS to die.
MICKEY.AVI: I see you dying in the future; why do I just end my service?
I SEE YOUR FACE, AND I SEE ME WHOPPING ASS IN THIS RAP BATTLE.
MICKEY.AVIDid you say anything to me, Little Shi
ti?made more money than your friends?
You have already lost. I am not letting you move. You had big heads but you are deaf and a mouse, so that's over for you!
It is an endless source of suffering!
I WON the rap battle, but Mickey Disspared. I was like, "The disk told me we wasted enough time on the last stage, so we got into battle."
We watched a video in which Charlie bit his finger, but when Cahilre bit her finger, real life blood came out and with was hyspdrealstic pain , and then eh, Bowser laughed.
It showed a video of the ice age baby being killed, which made me smile .
Sonic was trying to get out, but this one stuck out. It had sliver eyes closed and tails crying. Then, Eslice had huge ass lips and kissed Sonic. Her lips were so big they covered his entire mouth and Sonic was trying to get out. He got out.
ELSICE:AAAGH I GOT RABIES!
Tails looks at Sliver and Sliver puts his hand up and opens his eyes like WTF?
Then Blaze, who had red eyes and hyperealstic teeth, and Anrgy Amy, who had red eyes with her hammer, shawdo were there with a derp face, angry still.
AMY:GET OUr ticketsMY MAN, BEEYOTCH!
But instead of that like in the funny anaimtion they ripped off her Organs! And it was Realstic and I almost vomited which I did at
The two started beating each other up elesice who was DEAD!as Hypedrealstix as possible.
Shaawdo just looked angry.
Sonic: Eugh, I don't know what's creepier-the fact she made out with an animal or a corpse?and for spit second I could see sonic.exe
I do have to say this made me shocked
Then I saw something that scared me: EDUCIATINAL TV. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The disk ran out and we jumped out of the TV. We were on the battle field and Sega was there.
5 MINUTES LATER
The evil disk was kicking our asses!
Then, tails dolls, to save our lives,Shrek and shrek said its never orge kid, Sonic characters, exe.exe, Poland.exe, Mario.exe, Homer and Peter, All the madness of combat characters, "I'm never going to give you up!" says Rick Ashely who Rick rolls you, and Bob agrees..exe, Woody.exe, Bob the Builder, Spongebob, dead bart who was lying on the ground. There was also Minecraft Steve Heoribne and Notch, Kirby, Scooby Doo, Barney, Ghost, Pikachu.exe, Jeff the Killer, and Pou.exe. There was also a slender man, baldi, Square from the Red Mist, EVIL KERMIXXX, sonic.exe, Sirenhead, PINGAS guy, seed eater, etc. You will not be surprised at who else is coming up! He said he came because when I played the game, he came because the sonic and I smoked weed. Google, the trollpasta wiki, the creepypasta wiki, Bill Wurtz, and Morshu Hundenbilg. Oversimifled, the Indian Guy from YouTube, parappa, isorrowproductions, the FBI, GOKU, Woody Woodpecker, Tom and Jerry, The South Park Kids, Santa Claus, MLP Cupcakes (they have no organs lol if you watch you'll understand why), the GTA Guys, ex* oh shit here we go again*. shows up next will shock you. john xina, elmo, teletubbies.exe, Donald Trump and Joe Biden, North Korea, Area 51, The MMS CHARACTERS, PAC-MAN, EU4, VIC3 AND VIC2, HOI4 AND CK3 appeared, as did undertales characters, the spooky month of October, Rick and Morty, and Graivy Falls.Everyone cheered when the Big Bang Theory characters appeared, followed by filthy Frank, baby Yoda, the Flintstones with real blood on them, cow and chicken, PEPE, Darth Mann, Edd Edd, Phineas and Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and Blues Blues with Old Steve, aka the Real Steve, Littile Bill who cursed, and Kim Possbile., Bob Burgers, regular show, all the MLG MEMES, teen Titans, Happy Tree Friends, Steven Univrese, We are the Number One Guys, and this is Mine Guy, I'm a fan of adventure time, gumball, we bare bears, flapjack, digimon, hey andorld, rugrats, and Coruage the cowadrly dog. sad to say, but these characters, I'd say, are the last to show up. garfield and friends, ducktales, king of the hill, reddit, twitter, tik tok, stickman, powerpuff girls, animaiacs, jiim nuetron, catdog, the magic school bus (1999 verison), dexters laboutrey, megamind, Hyper-Realistic, who was on the phone, Thomas the Endiege, TFF2 Guys, Gary Mod, Annoying Orange, everyone from Master Chef to Ninja in the characters for the titles come to life, lol, and many others come BLEEDING in blood.
All the sound effects and the loudest themes of them palyed as they attacked the evil disk. My brother and the disk were cursed when we almost lost Pewdiepie. The 9-year army attacked, and they desotryed the evil disk and my brother's power. I soon found that Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Mr. Beast were helping them. Their powers were weakend. Bob Ross slapped the evil disk. It said, "Ow." I then grabbed them by the neck and threw them into the rock floating on a lava pool. DO NOT TRY I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ITS OVER EVIL DISK AND BROTHER*, SAID DISK.They said, "You underestimate my fucking power." We said, "don't try it retards!" They ATTACk and we cut them in half. We said, "YOU WERE THEN CHOOSEN ONE." You were my brother, brother and disk! They said I loved you, but they said I FUCKING HATE YOU. They set fire to the house and screamed in pain while they burned to death and screamed for real and we said, "Guys, we did it." Rick turned himself into a pickel and everyone laughed and went home. My life has been ruined. It is getting late, so I'm going to end my life! I wake up in a cold sweat dreaming of Sonic. Sonic kills me. We may have saved the world, but you will surely die! I then grabbed an axe and took the haunted game. I put it on the game TV and played the game again. The only way to end my curse was to beat the game and speed run the game, doing everything but soonic boom spped. Then I got the good ending with tails gvign thumbs up. You beat the riddle and the whole Sonic Gang was there. The curse was over, and I sent the evil disk to the nuclear bominb testing site. I told them to nuke the vile disk, and it got nuked. Remember, if you find that your brother works at Sega and he offers you a Sonic game,say no then no matter if you kill yourself or not or you kill bro. As I do not want the same thing to happen to you, I also died 3 times because I was killed by guys. I died, but I lived and beat them up. Then the next week I died, and then a skeleton poped out and scared you.
Happy Hallowe'en
I bet you peed your pants and took a sheatt in your pants after reading this story.
All the events in this story happened, and I have images to back me up. aslo by reading this i an not repsobbline for any heart attacks ord eaths from this serious story that happned i hope to did not die if so ok 
Wait who that I see the corner I just became aliv-
SPLAT*
Sonic.exe: Hopefully he says dead this time I am writing this down to let you know I AM COMING FOR YOU
Me.dead.:I just come alive again exe..
Sonic.exe.said in and Russian text that scared me and scares you and right now you get heart attack from seeing this Russian text whic was Есть способ выпустить на себя заклинание, чтобы снова завладеть нашими душами, но мы должны говорить об этом, но когда мы не говорим ни звука, мы все глухие, так что ошибочность приемлема, и я сожалею, что когда-либо вступал в мою внутреннюю пари с дьяволом внутри меня Бессмертие против похищения душ Гэри Крук против Джейка Шенли Амбиции переоценены.
Me.dead. I was scared and screaming so I called the ghost busters.
Ghost busters come in suck In sonic.exe sending the disk and him to heaven but then they were sent to hell because there was a hidden picture of family guy and god hates family guy.
Omg I glad this over
But now your dead and blood is all over you and all the piss and shite to taken from reading this sorry for killing you.
Here a song as sorry for killing you from this spooky story 
Hello hello, I know you mad you dead, but do not complain your a ghost it much cooler because I was ghost many times I am human now again,do not be mad your dead there is so much you can do, like you can play sonic.exe and other craps without pooing ur pants,you even pulls pranks,you can not sue me because your invisible if you tell the fbi you will be killed by evil Patrixxx he will eat your soul and you will no longer exist, you will be dead, you cannot be sad this here is death is endless fun,if your ever try come alive he will take right back, if are still alive at point do what I say and your live do not play evil games.
My beautiful singing being you back to live and your crying at happiness as my song sounded like a buffer fly who told sits life story to kid sleeping ona bench without getting his money stolen from a common thief,
Then and skeleton pops out and he is hyperealstic this time and you scream and shotgun your computer out of fear while your computer bleeds blood.
The end?
Oh no it's not just kidding lol
it was stormy a week and the disk and my brother climb out of hell to try to get revenge
but before the tried killing I was smoking weeed and blew in them and the evil disk only lived by a bit and my brothers soul went bey bye like he never existed I knew what I had to do I called up god and asked yeh god the disk keeps on coming back.he said snap and the disk was like never existed I saw the tv it said WHO WAS PHONE.I typed DEEZ NUTZ and the tv got angry pulled out shotgun and tried to shot me I dodge and blew it up using my epic fighting skills and the good disk and I were fighting again .I saw sonic.exe and his exe friends from sonic. I saw it's time to stop this once and more all while I saw tails doll was drunk.I drunk some beer and smoke weeed telling them they better not exist or we will make them revert existing from the creepypasta sonic.exe I used my device after sonic exe laughed a demon laughed while laughed demonicly. I brought JC-The-Hyena the person who made sonic.exe said here is JC-The-Hyena the person who made you!!!sonic.exe laughed nervously demotic laugh while I told JC-The-Hyena to edit sonic.exe he did sonic killed then JC-The-Hyena I was like nooo how could kill JC-The-Hyena.I heard static and quality was getting poorer.I wake up in prison cell and disk was there to me shocked tried to get out but I heard Tom screaming and Ben drowned to and u heard slender man crying and Jeff the killer was dead on the ground with blood everywhere I broke out and confront sonic he said his plan to get rid of all creepypastas and kill the troll pasta wiki that made him look weak I said no you will not destroy the troll pasta wiki he was about to kill it I knew the troll pasta wiki must me saved every thing there is amazing a piece of history so I do the unthinkable and pull at a bloody uni revere card the doom music kicked in played was scary copyright Ed musician and soni.exe got loooked it a box I had to get him ou t to beat him and them up I punch he moves right he using his claws I move back in a hurry I grab his hand and rip his hand off he screams I headbutted tails and knuckles punching them to death they scream the I rip off tails head and threw it into a met grinder knuckles punches blood comes out of me I then punch back he digs but the I kick him the head and he dies sonic.exe was Noooooo I defeated the other with my power they where wimps.I then kick sonic.exe in the fucking balls and he turns saying FUCKKKKKK into hell to never escape again as god was watch ing the creature now I sigh ib breath air there was blood all over me I wipe it off.I let the good disk out of prison
i sigh in relief and go home then died again after falling in a knife I will come alive this time in 3 weeks I am taking a break I am just smoking some fucking weed right now and getting fucking drunk right now after all I need the rest
then a humanistic looking skeleton pops out looking realistic sayying who was phone? While bleeding real life blood and scares you but you survive because the song I invented prevents deaths from skeletons that pop out no need to thank me.just kidding lol you died Xd
the end, no seriously the end.
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