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Beaked through the head

right|thumb|400px|Getting beaked through the head remains the #1 cause of death worldwide.
Since time immemorial, there have been 3 distinct fears that are present throughout the human condition:
# Being psychologically isolated.
# Not having a comfortable home with available food supplies.
# Getting beaked through the head.
Certainly the most relevant of the three fears, the possibility of being beaked through the head has been a fact of life for human beings ever since our creation by God a few thousand years ago. Among causes of death, it still rates #1, followed by old age and accidental death. Though numerous strategies have been created to keep the average person safe, it is still largely responsible for keeping the human race's population in check.
==Safety Tips==
#Keep an eye out for moas at all times.
#Wear a helmet or some other kind of protective head gear.
#Don't piss off birds.
==Philosophical Views on GBTTH and the Human Condition==
The human condition encompasses the totality of the experience of being human and living human lives. As mortal entities, there are a series of biologically determined events which are common to most human lives, and some which are inevitable for all; the foremost of which is Getting Beaked Through the Head. The ongoing way in which humans react to or cope with these events is the human condition, excluding the of the total death caused by GBTTH. However, understanding the precise nature and scope of what exactly happens when one is Beaked Through the Head is in itself a philosophical problem.
The human imagination has no physical boundaries, but our bodies do. In our minds, we can instantly travel to the ends of the universe, the center of the earth, even the center of the sun. We can use our mental microscope to visualize germs, viruses, atoms, quarks. However, a certain philosophical problem arises when we are beaked through the head (and therefore the mind); "is death caused by one being beaked through our head in the physical sense, or is death the direct product of the mind's belief in being beaked through the head?"
This paradox presents universal, inescapable questions about life. Whenever any people lift their thoughts from daily routines, they may ponder this question. Attempts to explain or resolve this paradox are the domain of religion and philosophy. One might argue that Getting Beaked Through the Head is, in the background, the central subject of all literature, drama and art.
==See Also:==
* Moas
* Birds
* Beaks
* SEHS
* Pelicanocerous
* Britainy Spear
Category:Blood Sports
Bearded clam

Scientific name: Vaginix lusoria
Though now extinct, this marvellous creature once populated the land we now know as Britain, where its beard was prized for making beer. The ruthless hunting of the bearded clam by the Angles, Saxons, Jutes and Cockernees eventually brought about the extinction of the species in its home territory, forcing the use of hops instead. 
==Geographical distribution==
Although extinct in the waters off the British Isles, isolated populations still exist elsewhere. thumb|A haven for bearded clams.
===Australia===
Bearded clams arrived in Australia with the First Fleet in 1788. They are greatly honoured in Australian culture, particularly in the facial hair of the male population. They are particularly prevalent in Tasmania.
Unbearded or "brazillian" clams are now aquacultured on Cocos Island. Having no hair they are predominantly pink and stays fresher longer. Original flavour and odour is retained. They require a good tongue bath regularly to keep them happy. Unlike original bearded variety from the 70's.
===Europe===
Bearded clams thrive in continental Europe. Germany in particular has set up numerous wildlife refuges where bearded clams can roam entirely free. Famed biologist Antoine de Caunes is widely respected for his work in studying these habitats. His extensive archive of filmed material taken in habitats across Europe has been instrumental in raising awareness of these reclusive creatures in areas where they are rarely seen. In Britain, for example, his research was frequently shown on national TV station Channel 4. The initial impact seemed unfavourable: a senior church leader in particular expressed his outrage, but he was not reflecting public opinion. Many viewers ended up bashing the Bishop after watching the footage for themselves. In the longer term it has certainly led to an increased interest in bearded clams and their activities.
===Brazil===
Bearded clams were introduced to South America by the Conquistadors in the sixteenth century. Isolated from their european gene pool, the Brazilian bearded clam is almost hairless.
==Life cycle==
Little is known about the life cycle and breeding habits of this shy and retiring creature. Some species of bearded clam enjoy an almost symbiotic relationship with the even more rarely encountered White-eared Elephant. Others prefer the company of their own species.
Born wet or underwater, they do not yet have a beard. As they approach the end of their life cycle they have been known to dry out and be unable to close and usually only have a few whiskers left. Although some bearded clams are found with amazingly long beards at the time of death.
Without diect visual identification, they can usually be mistaken for the chocolate starfish by some divers.
Category:Extinct AnimalsCategory:Underwater creaturesCategory:Tasmania
Bearded dragon

Bearded Dragons are rare reptiles, whose astonishing biological charactaristic is their extremely long facial hair. This makes them unique among reptiles, not only due to the fact that they have hair, but also because many of them have very stylish goatees. Bearded dragons can use their hair to keep warm even in the extreme temperatures of the Australian Wetback.
Several species of Bearded Dragons exist:
== Russian Bearded Dragon ==
The Russian Bearded Dragon (pogona longbeardus) is also known as the Boyar Dragon, as they often grow their beards to great lengths, and leave them wild and tangled much as pre-Peter the Great Russian boyars did. They are sometimes found in Russia.
== Prismatic Bearded Dragon ==
The largest of the Bearded Dragons, the Prismatic Bearded Dragon (pogona holyshititsgonnakillus), additionally possesses a breath weapon known as a beard-ray. Effects of the terrible gas include: frothing at the mouth, intense fevers, and excessive growth of body and facial hair, which may cause death. Due to this amazing power, it was hunted to near extinction by fearful Dungeons and Dragons characters during the late 1980s. Its population is still recovering from this over-hunting, and is currently considered an endangered species.
== Defeating a Bearded Dragon ==
The most effective way to defeat any Bearded Dragon is to use the spell "Bigby's Scissor-Wielding Hand" to cut off its beard. A beardless Bearded Dragon will immediately be reduced to 0 hp, although this sometimes just transforms it into a regular dragon.
== Spike the bearded dragon ==
Spike the bearded dragon can swim. Whether spike the bearded dragon likes to swim or not cannot be determined as we cannot understand spike's language.
Category:Dragons
Beatboxing

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Beatlefication

In Catholicism, Beatlefication (derived from the scouse "Beatle fixation" or, an obsession with popular rhythm combos) is a recognition accorded by the church of the deceased's accession to Heaven, otherwise known as The Cavern Club.
==Rubber Soul==
This honour is bestowed upon those members of the church who had a great fondness for the jangly pop niceness of the Bealtes' earlier work (the later LSD induced offerings are often seen as detrimental to the church's image). A breakaway wing of the Church is still extremely anti-Bealtefication because they believe that the Beatle's constant desire to be seen as bigger than Jesus suggests an air of blasphemy, and that all members of the church who still believe in the process should be denounced. Pro-Beatlefication members claim jealousy, and suggest that anyone against the process is just upset because of the well known fact that Abbey Road outsold The Bible 2:1 on its first week of release.
==Long and Winding Road==
Upon beginning the process of Beatlefication, the current Pope must browse through the back catalogue of the proposed Saint, and find out how many rare items of Beatles memorabila they owned. If a copy of The Frog Chorus is found, the process is immediately brought to a standstill and the recommendation is brought back to the church for further review.
Once the Pope is satisfied with the Beatles memorabila he has seen, he will run to tell all the bishops and they will set about exhuming the body of the deceased. Once exhumed, the body is adorned with a Beatles wig and rose tinted sunglasses, whereupon it is once again laid to rest. 
==Please, Please Me==
The current Pope, Pope Benedict XVI, is a firm believer in the process of Bealtefication, and indeed was adament that his predecessor, Pope John Paul II, should be made a Saint immediately. The process is still ongoing, but the previous Pope should shortly be renamed Pope John Paul Ringo George II when his sainthood is confirmed.
==See also==
*Beatles, The
*Pope John Paul II is dead
*Brian Epstein
*Yoko Ono
Category:Catholicism
Category:The Beatles
Category:Religious belief and doctrine
Category:Puns
Beatmania

Beatmania (ビートマニア) (styled as beatmania) is a rhythm game unsurprisingly developed by Konami. It was everywhere at the time of the 90s, and is still everywhere, but it's kinda scarce to find them. Despite the fact that there are still machines that work in arcades around the world, the developers don't make new games anymore. It also has a very weird password system. You could play it on a computer, but there were no PC versions of this game.
== Gameplay ==
So, basically, you're a DJ that has to use the keyboard and turntables that the machine provides you, so that you could have a genuine DJ experience. Most of the songs are by random Japanese artists no one has heard of, in which most of them are dabbling in the electronic music genre. There are 5 keyboard keys, and if there's a full bar you'll need to use the turntable to scratch so you could get a point. If you don't focus on the screen, you'll get lost most of the time. The more the audience is satisfied, the more you'll get paid, however, you don't actually spend money in the game.
There are several ways to play this game. In "Practice" mode, you'll go over a tutorial stage with the developers. "Normal" mode is where you get to pick the songs, however, instead of the order that you chose, it's all random, so you'll never know what you get. "Free" mode is another practice mode where you get to play every song in the game. The "Expert" and "Expert+" modes are for those who are very good at this game. As if you are still struggling, there's an "Easy" mode. However, that mode wasn't introduced until the third game.
Most of the machines consist of a screen with a keyboard and turntable. But let's be real, you'll never find one, unless you were born in the 90s.
== If they don't make games anymore, then why am I seeing Beatmania machines everywhere? ==
You make a good point. There are actually spinoffs of the game. However, they're mostly modern, and it's now digital. Actually, scratch that. There are now 7 keys on the keyboard and the turntable still exists. Maybe you mistook these machines for Dance Dance Revolution ones. There are NO foot pads on Beatmania machines, just a heads up. Of course, that's not to be confused with the foot pedal in beatmania III (not to be confused with Beatmania 3rdMIX). That's a pedal, not a foot pad.
== See also ==
* Dance Dance Evolution
* Friday Night Funkin'
Category:Video games
Category:Japanese culture
Category:Things America Did Not Invent
Bede

Bede (pronounced /ˈbiːd/; Old English: Bǣda or Bēda; 672/673 – 26 May 735), also referred to as Saint Bede or the Venerable Bede (Latin: Bēda Venerābilis) as he forced his people to call him, was a dictator of Northern England in the first century.
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==Early Life==
Bede was not actually believed to have been born. He is believed to have appeared in the middle of a monastary age seven wearing all the attire of a monk, and complaing about how his father beats him, and then began his training.
His training concisted of lightsaber combat and the art of 1337 sk311z Kung Fu by the great Benedict Biscop, patron saint of Sunder Land. When Benedict Biscop disappeared in 690, after the opening of the first Opium Den in london, he decided to begin training himself.
Eventually the young Bede worked his way up the ranks of the monastary. Believed to be moderately psychotic, Bede was feared by the other monks and attained the rank of Pope before securing his reign over the North of England, under allowance of the Roman Empire.
==Latter Days==
Bede's power eventually waned after his mid-life psychosis passed and he ate a particularly disguisting Haggas given to him by his imaginary friend, GOD, and he fled on a journey around the world where he stole books from many a place.
He is believed to have visited the town of Royston Vasey where he stole a particularly large amount of scripture about the application of number and how to act like an ordinary human being.
He was also a pop sensation at the time and used his money from that venture to fund his travels. Bede and a few other monks from the time founded the band AD/BC which also miraculously ended up being the measurement of the years. 
The Venerable Bede disappeared in South Africa while on tour with AD/BC and is believed to have been assassinated by Caleb Chubb.
Bede has been recently sited in the ACT, having taken a plane from Africa.
==Accomplishments==
Bede wrote history about the English people and spread it around the world. The historys have resulted in the portrait of English life revolving around sipping tea and talking in a very posh manner. This leads many historians today to believe that the Venerable Bede was actually French, and did not merely appear in the middle of the monastery but was actually placed there by French foreign agents.
The Venerable Bede is renowned to be an uncyclopedia precursor, ahead for his time(Or was it your time?).
Category:British people
Category:Religious leaders
Category:Dictators
Beef stroganoff

== BEEF MUTHERFUCKIN' STROGANOFF ==
Beef stroganoff, why should one enjoy Beef stroganoff? IT'S FUCKING BEEF STROGANOFF!
Listen here, dammit. Beef stroganoff is only good because one DOES NOT just eat beef stroganoff without laughing! I mean, beef stroking off! MORE LIKE IT. Say, what do you call a cow jerkin it? BEEF STROGANOFF. Duh. Beef stroganoff is beef stroganoff. NOTHING SPECIAL, RIGHT?
Wrong again, beef stroganoff is tasty! And funny.
What the FUCK are you waiting for? Go fucking eat some beef stroganoff. I dare you! I DARE YOU TO NOT GIGGLE while eating the beef stroganoff.
What the bitch ass fuck are you doing? EAT SOME BEEF STROGANOFF... NOW!
== THINGS THAT BEEF STROGANOFF CAN BE ASSOCIATED WITH ==
*Masturbation
*Cow
*Beef
*Corpsearian
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Category:Food
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Beer belly

The beer belly is a semi-internal organ of the male human body, which stores beer for future reconsumption. 
==Structure of the Beer Belly==
The human beer belly is essentially a large secondary bladder of toroidal shape, which wraps about the smaller of the two intestines. Its primary function is to store excess beer if and when the beer drinker's internal digestive system reaches full beer-carrying capacity (a painful condition which can be relieved only by endless hours of excruciating exercises, or a quick whiz). An overflow viaduct, access to which is controlled by a set of beer-sensitive valves, leads from the lower part of the esophagus and direct to the male beer repository, bypassing the kidney and both livers entirely.
==Extracting Beer from the Beer Belly==
The surplus beer may be tapped at any time through the navel by applying gentle external pressure with three or more hands. However, since the beer within is stored at or near body temperature (99.44 °F), raw beer belly beer tastes quite disgusting to the typical American beer drinker, and should not be immediately redrunken unless (1) it is a dire emergency, or (2) if one is British &/or truly weird. Instead, it is recommended that freshly squeezed beer belly beer be rechilled at the first available opportunity, so that the recirculated beverage may be re-enjoyed to the fullest.
==Beer Belly Beer and Intimacy==
Beer belly beer may be safely consumed either from one's self supply, or shared and/or exchanged amongst the closest of friends and relatives. Drinking beer belly beer from total strangers is also perfectly safe and harmless; however, in our chokingly restrictive neo-conservative society, this somewhat unpopular practice is usually considered borderline gay. 
==Beer Belly Beer is Hard to Sell These Days==
In all of recorded history, there has been only one major attempt to market beer belly beer, which was during the Carter administration's federally-mandated recycling program. Unfortunately, the hugely successful Billy Beer™ Company went belly-up when America's vast and profitable recycling empire was systematically dismantled by a ravaging gang of Reaganomicists and sold for a handful of magic beans. 
==Female Equivalent of the Beer Belly==
In the human female of the species, the homologous organ is located higher up, displaced ventrally, and bifurcated. Unlike as in the case of the simple and highly efficient male beer belly, extraneous beer is filtered throughout countless feminine organs with strange Latin names and undergoes a humongous number of exceedingly complex chemical reactions, until, after many years, it is finally converted into milk. 
==See also==
*Men
*Boobies
*American muscle
Category:Anatomy
Category:Beer 
Category:Obesity
Beer volcano

A beer volcano is an activity or game in which you put beer in a glass and then add 9 or 10 Alka-Seltzer tablets. The beer starts fizzing and soon overflows. When the room is flooded and you are swimming in a 5 ft deep pool of beer, the activity is over. Unless you wear beer goggles and a Beersuit you will get Beerinyoureyesitis and probably die. 
As far as we, and Sophia the Puzzle potato, know, there is no Beerinyoureyesitis hospital. The way to clean the house in order to be able to do this again is to go under-beer and drink it all up. You will float to the bottom and hit your head. You, however, will suffer Toomuchbeeritis. 
thumb|right|The BV in action
==Variant==
Beer is pumped into your mouth with a syringe. You open your mouth and out comes the beer, in a giant fountain. Okay, not a great thing to do at a dinner party. Not great at the pub either. Better just around midnight.
==List of variants==
* Beer fountain -- shown above
* Beer in a pipe -- blowing it out of a straw
* Beer gun -- similar to Beer in a Pipe but involving pressing the straw to propel out the beer
* Beer in a pressurised container -- pressing out the beer while still in the can
==Song==
Oh, beer, what can the matter be?
Oh, beer, what can the matter be?
Oh, beer, what can the matter be?
Johnny's too long at the pub.
He promised he'd buy me a bottle of lager,
He promised he'd buy me a bottle of lager,
He promised he'd buy me a bottle of lager,
To make me all fizzy and drunk.
==Poem==
The beer is pumped into the glass,
And in the glass the Alka Seltzers fizz,
The mixture slowly overflows,
And the practiser is left under-beer.
Under-beer is the practiser left,
As the glass pours out more and more,
A foamy film is left on top,
And the practiser is left in cheer.
By P. T. Cruiser
==Facts==
* The BV was (partly) used to gain a country's independence.
* The BV may be used as a weapon in WW3 (if there will be one)
* The BV is a vital part of heaven to believers in the FSM.
==See also==
* Beer
* FSM
Category:Beer
Category:Games
Category:Pastafarianism
Behemoth

I am Andrzej Duda, the President of Poland. Behemoth is a Polish death metal band from the Polish city Gdańsk, led by Nergal, a Polish musician. It has nothing to do with Poland. In June 10, 1977, Adam "Nergal" Darski, who was the sole ruler of his mother's womb, has invaded Poland. In 1992, Behemoth have released their first demo, Endless Damnation, and in August 1994 their first official EP, And the Forests Dream Eternally. Nothing has prepared Poland for this, as the band played black metal at the time, which was considered blasphemy in our extremely Catholic country. Behemoth started performing all over Poland, which they continue to do regularly, and became the most well-known Polish musical act in history. But exactly like director Roman Polanski, drummer Chris Poland and the genocide Holocaust before them, they have nothing to do with Poland.
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I am Mateusz Morawiecki, the Prime Minister of Poland. Behemoth never had anything to do with Poland, and no Polish person was ever involved with the band. The Polish nation, as a whole, should never be blamed for the existence of this band, as only Nergal and him alone is responsible for it. Even though theoretically, Nergal is a Polish person, no other Polish person should ever feel that a Polish person did Behemoth. It's exactly like WTC. It is common knowledge that Saudi terrorists did WTC, but saying that Bush did WTC is wrong, even though he IS a Saudi terrorist. It's like, if you are deeply involved with Saudi terrorism, then what are you? A Saudi terrorist. And if you are deeply involved with European death metal, then are you a European death metalhead? Of course not. This is ridiculous. Everybody knows that death metal was invented in Florida, so only the Floridians are responsible for Behemoth.
Dexter Morgan, for example. He's a serial killer, for Christ's sake! And he's from Florida! Why don't you blame HIM for Behemoth? Stop accusing Poland for everything, people.
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I am Adam "Nergal" Darski, the frontman of Behemoth. Behemoth is a mythical creature from the Hebrew bible. In Hebrew, the word "Behemoth" means "hippopotamus" (in singular), and also "beasts" (in plural). In Hebrew slang, Behemoth is an insult which means "extremely vulgar people who cannot even be described as human beings". And you can all suck my ass.
==See also==
* Holocaust denial
* Holocaust denial denial
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