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Extreme Ironing

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The 20th Century brought many horrors into the world, including two World Wars, Hitler, accountants, and the Cheeky Girls. Because people got used to these horrors, they wanted more violent and adrenaline pumping pastimes. Therefore the need for extreme games emerged. The most popular of the extreme games are Extreme Hide and Seek, Extreme Stamp Licking, Extreme Tiddley-Winks, and most of all Extreme Ironing, which is the subject of this article you are reading. 
There are many types of Extreme Ironing, but they all involve hot irons, and all usually finish in the Hospital burn center.
== Endurance Ironing ==
The point of this ironing game is to wear all of your clothes, iron them onto you, and then take them off once they're ironed. (Do not remove the bottom layer, as such results in disqualification.) The first person to iron their last layer of clothing without crying, or the last person not crying, wins. Other rules include:
#Iron heat setting must be at maximum for the most fun. 
#No whining about how "It's too hot!!" 
#Taking any kind of drug before, during, or after isn't allowed either.
#Remember to play fairly, and no punching, spitting, kicking, or pouring of hot water or drinks on opponents burns, as this might result in injury. 
== Extreme Iron Tag ==
Extreme Iron Tag is just that. Get some Irons, a truck load of extension cords, and some wall outlets, and you're good to go. Remember, unlike "regular tag", anyone and everyone can tag. In fact, you'd be retarded mentally impaired not to tag. Extra points are rewarded for getting someone else's face. The winner is the last person not rolling around looking like Anakin Skywalker in the third Star Wars movie. 
== Winter sports Ironing ==
This is an outside sport, played on a frozen lake (more extension cords will be needed). The object of this game is to slide the iron across the ice with the intention of weakening the ice around your opponent. This game is considered "safe" by the American Sports and Fitness Association (only approximately 50% of the children who play it, die). Two or more participants are required.
And remember, if the water don't kill ya, the iron will. I mean really, if you thought the toaster in the bathtub was bad......
== Time Trial ==
How long can you take the heat? Sign up now for the national "I Branded Myself with an Iron Longer than You did" contest. If you're as nuts as I am for being better than other nuts, than you'll call now 555-5575. Or visit our website, www.imactuallydumbenoughtotrythisjunk.com. Can you handle the burn?
==See also==
*Fish Puns
*The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia
*Crack cocaine
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Extreme Teabagging

Official Extreme Teabagging logo
== Introduction ==
Extreme Teabagging is a sport which involves the throwing of teabags into a normal mug from various distances and positions. It is a very diverse sport and many different shots can be accomplished using a variety of different positioning and teabag combinations. It takes a large amount of hand-eye co-ordination, especially for more tricky shots, in order to get the teabag in the cup. As such it can be challenging for beginners but success is very satisfying.
== History ==
The sport of Extreme Teabagging was originally pioneered by a group under the pseudonym "DixonBaneBridge". Original interest outside of this group was sparked when they filmed their partaking in the sport and uploaded the video to YouTube. The video gained several thousand views and a small following of fans. A second video, by the same group, was released 6 months later and generated even further interest as far as getting others to start teabagging themselves. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEX915Ihozg Extreme Teabagging 2: New Bags Please video The team got together again to film another action packed instalment to the series only this time they have left the UK in favour of Russia. Extreme Teabagging 3: World Tour Of Russia was released on the 20th August 2008 to great ratings. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4hNr1GMi-7E Extreme Teabagging 3: World Tour Of Russia video This was the first time that people outside of the original group are seen participating in the sport and demonstrates how well it is spreading.
== Getting started ==
To be able to participate in Extreme Teabagging there are some basic requirements:
*A cup or cups
*A teabag or teabags (It is recommended to have multiple teabags on hand to replace broken or lost ones)
*Somewhere Extreme
*Good hand-eye co-ordination
Be Most beginners begin with simple shots from only a few feet away in order to get a feel for how All the teabag flies through the air and to learn how to judge the distance between them and the cup. LeftFrom there most move on to more complex shots involving the teabag rebounding off a surface before landing in the cup. The most complicated shots are the most impressive but also the hardest to perform and setup as they usually involve several stages.
== Future ==
Discussion of an official Extreme Teabagging event to unite the fanbase and generate a new wave of Extreme Teabagging pros has already begun although no details have been finalised.
== References ==
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Extreme Tiddley-Winks

The 20th Century brought many horrors onto the world including two world wars, accountants, Hitler, and the Cheeky Girls. Because people got used to these horrors they wanted more violent and adrenline pumping pastimes. Therefore the need for extreme games emerged. The most popular of the extreme games are Extreme Hide and Seek, Extreme Ironing, Extreme Jenga and Extreme Tiddley-Winks.
Extreme Tiddley-Winks is based around the usual Tiddley-Winks game where the objective is to flip a normal of circular discs into a cup type structure.
== What is required for the game ==
* Four Players
* Six round discs per player
* A cup or bucket type vessel
* Nerves of steel
* A Death wish
* Korean-English Dictionary
== The Rules ==
Extreme Tiddley-Winks is the most extreme of the extreme games. The rules are quite simple. The game lasts three rounds and the winner is the person who is still alive at the end.
== Round 1 ==
This is the Mine Field round which starts off with 4 players. In this round players are no longer trying to flip little plastic discs into a cup but have live mines instead. The aim of this round is to flip all six of your bombs into a bucket without them exploding. Round one finishes when the first three contestants get their six bombs successfully into the bucket or alternatively by a death of a player. Either way the remaining three contestants go through to the second round.
== Round 2 ==
This is the Firing Squad round. Round two reverts back to the traditional Tiddleywinks rules and equipment with three players attempting to flip six plastic discs into the cup. The only difference is that there is a five man Firing Squad situated at 50 yards from the field of play. Round two ends when the first two contestants get their six discs successfully into the cup or alternatively when one player is shot. The remaining two contestants go through to the Final round.
== Round 3 ==
 
This is the Volcano round where the two final players attempt to flip discs into a live volcano that is on the verge of erupting. Round three ends with the first person to get their six discs successfully into the Volcano or alternatively when one player swept away and melted by lava.
== Culture ==
Extreme Tiddleywinks was seen in the James Bond movie The Man with the Annoying Brain.
== See Also ==
*Tiddleywinks
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Exxon Mobil

"I'm rich"
~John D. Cluckafeller after hitting an oil deposit under the road
Exxon Mobil is the direct effect of the Chicken Crossing the Road incident. After tunneling under the road, the chicken John D. Cluckafeller hit an oil-rich deposit, and began to expand to drill under the road (much to the dismay of regular commuters of the highway). After news spread of Cluckafeller's discovery, other companies began to prop up on the road, permanently shutting it down. However, Cluckafeller prevailed, and bought out the rest of his competitors, forming the Standard Toil company. 
== Standard Toil ==
After buying out all of his competitors, Cluckafeller created the Standard Toil company, the predecessor to Exxon Mobil. Thanks to its strategic position on The Road, Cluckafeller could easily expand his company throughout the globe, and controlled over 67.3% of the world's oil deposits. However, Standard's monopoly wouldn't last long, as many countries began creating anti-trust laws to break up the Standard company. This lead to the rise of Exxon (no Mobil yet). 
== Rise of Exxon ==
Exxon was the first branch of Cluckafeller's new company. By now, he was over 72 years old, so he passed on control of the company to his son, Josephi Cluckafeller. Under Josephi's rule, the Exxon company broke itself up into smaller companies. However, these companies were all owned and operated by Exxon, meaning that the company hadn't changed since its Standard days. This "new era" of the company ushered in more profits than John Cluckafeller could imagine. However, he passed away shortly after the profit spike. Exxon was rapidly expanding throughout the world once again, and insured a near-total monopoly on all oil production. 
== Introduction of Mobil ==
Josephi Cluckafeller was in declining health when his son, Jean-Claude Verquis Montpierre-Cluckafeller, took control of the company. Jean-Claude opened up the Exxon company to the newly-created gasoline market, hence the introduction of the company Mobil (who provided gas transport services for Exxon).
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Eyebrows

Eyebrows are the fake things above your eye that serve as a hidden replacement for parasitic eyebrows. They were created by scientists that were eager to wipe the population of parasitic eyebrows off the planet. They came close to achieving this, but they failed miserably. They also are used as paintbrushes and are known for their work in the mona lisa especially.
==The Creation==
When humans began to study science long ago, an agreement was made to make all humans possess fake eyebrows and not believe in parasitic ones, in order to wipe them out. The scientists derived a chemical formula that was known to have been injected into the patient's head to create lack of belief in parasitic eyebrows. The injected gene is hereditary, and has been passed down for generations, and now is present in over 10,032% of the population. Only a single person in the history of the planet has had a different type of eyebrow– neither fake nor parasitic, but all-knowing. Her eyebrows know everything. They allegedly also possess a mouth which speaks for them, but this mouth has only been known to write a few sentences on yellow Post-It notes on a shower door in Bosnia and Herzegovina. It is widely known that The Paul Allen is the tallest man on earth with a nose that has a span of twelve inches from bridge to tip.
===Make your own fake eyebrows===
So you think you have enough fake eyebrows? You don't! There's no harm in having more than one pair of eyebrows on (even though you cannot take off the pair you were born with)! Just follow the easy step-by-step instructions on how to make your own!
#You will need the following ingredients to begin: one eggplant, a spike bracelet, one disposable detachable penis, a slice of water, the wick of a candle, the tooth of a chicken (huffed), the letter 'a', a black shirt, and an H bomb.
#Mix all ingredients (except for the H bomb) in a hollowed out door, well. With a wire whisk.
#Explode with the H bomb.
#Eat the remaining contents.
#For two days, eat nothing but carrots and drink nothing but lemonade.
#Take a battery and press it against your forehead for two minutes.
#A pair of eyebrows should appear in front of you in a matter of seconds. Place them above the ones you have, or somewhere else. 
Popular places include the tongue, the butt, or the genetalia. Many people find it extremeley attractive, especially Oscar Wilde, the purple blobs of doom, and of course, Mr. T.
===Famous eyebrows===
*Stereotypical Russian eyebrows
*Leonid Brezhnev's eyebrows
*Ray Mears' Unibrow
*Chuck Norris' angry eyebrows
*Your Mom's fake eyebrows
*Roger Moore's raised eyebrows
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F-16 pilot

F-16 pilots are extraordinary human beings that have been selected by a divine entity to pilot the world's most indescribably awesome aircraft, the F-16. Other individuals may be selected to pilot other aircraft, but only the best of the best get to be F-16 pilots.
==Being Kickass==
As per the explanation of Fighter planes, the person on the right is flying an F-16, therefore he absorbs the kickass-radiation from the F-16. As F-15 pilots absorb ego, F-18 pilots absorb the false sense of being cool, and F-22 pilots absorb loneliness as no new F-22s are made, F-16 pilots absorb kickassery. A person's kickass-level is sort of like a way of measuring how like Chuck Norris a person is.
==The creation of the Kickass==
All fighter pilots go through the long and hard process of becoming a fighter pilot (STS), but only F-16 pilots get to absorb kickass-radiation (therefore they generally get to sleep through the "how to use air to air weapons" courses, since enemy fighters are afraid of coming near an F-16). In a related development, F-16s carry Sidewinders. You'd think that would be in another article or some shit, but fuck it.
==F-16 pilots' effects on other fighters==
Kickass-radiation is like kryptonite to enemy fighters. So if an F-16 pilot is reassigned to another fighter, the kickass-radiation is transferred, though slightly diluted (like water added to kool-aid), to the new fighter. So when an F-16 pilot flies an F-15, the F-15 is now a kickass egomaniac. F-22s become shiny and almost bearable to look at. F-18s? No sane F-16 pilot would ever come near an F-18, so the effects are unknown.
==The F-16 pilot in the real world==
In the outside world, F-16 pilots get special treatment. They get to cut to the front of the line. They get discounts at the store. When they have something to say in an argument, it ends the argument.
==Chuck Norris and the F-16 Pilot==
Chuck Norris has regular meetings with various groups of F-16 pilots and helps them learn the ways of the Kickass. The Kickass is strong in some, and it's Chuck Norris' hope that someday one of them will be his successor. All fighter pilots aspire to be "the one".
Chuck often invites them over for dinner, with the understanding that the authority of the "Mayor" belongs solely to Chuck and no other man. Dinner usually consists of beef jerky marinated in tabasco sauce, served with Tabasco Sauce. Then they follow it with a 16-ounce glass of vodka. Straight fucking vodka. Of course, Jeremiah Weed (only the finest Connecticut bourbon) is always at the table and several shots consumed by all parties. After which they sit around talking about the women they've been out with, and compare numbers of women they've had to brush off while on said dates. This is often followed by watching homemade movies of dog football. Kittens and puppies are often also involved in this sport. Immediately following, you can often observe a Ceramic Jihad. 
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F.Y.P

F.Y.P (Fuck You Papa) was the first known punk band, emerging in the early 1890s. Lead singer Todd Congelliere was rumored to actually be an Old Farts Wife, which would somewhat explain his obsession with pointing at penises. Him and a couple of his buddies from F.Y.P and Toys That Kill now laze around Southern California, being almost as gay-positive, feminist and anti-fascist as Propagandhi (though not nearly as vegan).
== Alleged future predictions ==
In the 1990s, almost a century later, F.Y.P garnered some attention in Southern California for having predicted some major events, such as rises in police brutality, television and the accompanying commercials, Frosted Flakes and Air Jordan sneakers. The latter three come from their song “The Fine Print Lied To Me”, in which Todd shouts “The soft caressing voice behind the screen makes me puke/I don’t give a shit if Air Jordan wears your fuckin’ sneakers/and Frosted Flakes aren’t gonna bring out the tiger in me/get kids to memorize, they’re only hypnotized”. For these predictions, they were actually noticed by some losers in San Pedro, who tracked them down and helped the start Recess Records, the greatest music publishing company of all time.
== Motives ==
F.Y.P was motivated in its early days by the lead singer’s love of screaming, fast music and complaining about politics. In later songs they became more mainstream by converting to shouting, average speed music and complaining about girls dumping said lead singer. For example, in their classic hit from their early days, “Allergic to That Dude”, the intelligible lines indicate hatred for someone and pro-abortion viewpoints, whereas in their later song “(She) Belittle(s) My Brain (for fun)” he’s just whining about a girl. In their early music, we hear stuff such as anti-consumerism messages and why Mozart is stupid. In their later stuff all we hear is girl troubles to the tune of good music.
== Members ==
Due to the poor quality of documentation from the 1800s, little is known about F.Y.P’s members, other than the following:
# Lead singer: Todd Congelliere
# Something else: Sean Cole
# Best friend who committed suicide: Jed [Last Name Unknown]
Any other information is lost to history, so you can decide which is which.
== Discography ==
* Finish Thine Popped Grain (1892)
* Crap That Is Not Completed (1894)
* Dance With A Fool (1894)
* Bread of Thine Toilet-Child (1896)
* My Male Homo Sapien Doth Be Upset (1897)
* Murderous Playthings (1900)
== See also ==
 
* Not Slayer
* Nirvana
* Punk rock
Category:Punk rock
F11

F11 (ambiguation)
F11 can refer to a:
* designation of early upside-down American Stealth Fighter
* unique Concept Car models variously issued by Ford, Ferrari, Porsche and Fiat
* little-known People's Republic of China Washroom Use/Population Control Policy
* rarely thought-of Function Key with mysterious graphics-enhancing powers.
== Stealth Fighter ==
A Cold War era design based on the F-100 Super Saber, aeronautical engineers retro-designated the new fighter F-11 to confuse the Russians. The upside-down orientation so successful for stealth purposes, though approved of by Tom Clancy and written about in Red Storm Rising, proved difficult for takeoff, landing, storage and pilot survival; the class was retired and abandoned in 1985. John McCain eloquently spoke out against the design, and no replacement was considered.
== Concept Car ==
Throughout the last century several automakers have revealed concept cars they labelled 'F11' at shows. The earliest, Ford's entry, was a mere Model T with an ejection rumble seat. Fiat's 1978 F11 luxury offering had an illuminated disco ball suspended from the rear view mirror and a stripper in the trunk. Not to be outdone, Porsche, though lacking any F in its name, immediately countered with its own model, which had carbon-graphite seats, double I-beam suspension, and no trunk. Ferrari reluctantly entered the scene in 1988 with its own concept, oddly painted red. While each experienced some critical acclaim, public response was flacid.
== PROC Policy ==
Communist sociologist and authorized Party animal Deng Ziao Ling noted in 1992 the connection between overpopulation and washroom lineups. While he had already earned his doctorate, Deng's theory was so impactful it was published in Scientific American and cautiously regarded by Western thinkers with some admiration. Years before his ascension to the White House Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) suggested that Congress look into applications in America. The shocking central thesis is that washroom availability varies inversely to population count, and has been cited in arguments for genocide everwhere.
== Function Key ==
The 1960s proved to be a time of wild keyboard redesign. Cyrillic, Arabic, Swahili and English layouts were constantly presented to the marketplace. Settled upon by academia and smiled upon by the public, Hans Viens' F11 key was a stunning addition that found its way onto every traditional keyboard worldwide. Despite detraction by Dvorak, Viens' concept was so successful it quickly became part of public keyboard consciousness, and therefore ignored.
Viens said about his creation in an interview with Spandauer Journal: "Der Schlüssel F11 ist die feinste Hinzufügung zu PC aller Zeit. Er revolutioniert Betrachtung Graphiken und gibt dem Proletariat einen anderen Schlüssel, um sich zu betätigen. Nicht mehr willen das Overpriviledged in der LageSIND zu sagen, daß Ihre ganze Unterseite gehören uns'!"
== See Also ==
* Intelligent Design
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F2

F2 is a button on a keyboard where literally no one knows what it does. Hypothetically, it could be a “Double the size of every file on your hard-disk” button, or even a “Release a cloud of toxic fluorine gas” button; but really, it ought to be used for smashing your keyboard while raging at Minecraft. </jk>
==History of F2? What history???==
Seriously, there is zero history behind this button; it just randomly popped into existence for no apparent reason, and now it’s used for nothing at all. Wow! 
==Irrelevance of F2==
Nobody looks at its keyboard and notices this button and decides, “Hmmm, i want to see what it does?”, yeah, no one. Zero people are able to even see this button on a keyboard, unless it squints real hard. Whoever invented the keyboard really decided to make one of the most irrelevant and least conspicuous buttons to ever exist.
At-least with the F1 and F3 buttons, each of them serve a legitimate purpose: for F1, brightness, for F3... OK never mind, F3 is irrelevant, too. But F2 takes the cake. 
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F6

F6 could mean a lot of things. But, I'm assuming that you'd already know this, you'd use it to mute your computer. (Probably.) However, in music notation, the usage of six "F"s combined together can create a super-ultra-omega-XD-legendary-mythical sound. The slightly deaf become deaf, and the deaf enter a state of explosion. A very pleasant sound, indeed! It was believed that once Tchaikovsky performed 1812 Overture, the usage of the dynamic ffffff caused the whole theatre to fall apart. It's also a cigarette, so if you wanna go on a rodeo and have fun with ya friends, you can always have an F6.
== F6 - The Car ==
Have you ever thought, "Hey, I wanna drive a keyboard button. I need it. NOW. I eat babies, suffer from social anxiety, single, alone, et cetera!" Well now you can. F6 has been turned into a car, for some reason. Driving the F6 car may cause drastic effects to your keyboard, such as the example shown here. Damn you, Aussies! I'll always hate you, forever, and ever!
== F6 - Why It Exists ==
Good question. F6 is a button known for several things, and yet, nobody seems to know why it exists! Why? How? Who? What? Where? I don't know. Perhaps it was god's intervention, perhaps it was Satan's doing.