Minecraft 1.5 Enderman

On a normal day of minecraft. The seed was "bullshizmcgee" and my worl was great. Minecraft was one of my favorite games to play. I started at 1.3, and now at 1.5. I will now tell you a story that you may or may not believe. No, it has nothing to do with Herobrine. It's something more mysterious.
On a day of minecraft, I was walking around looking for wood and pigs. I built a house, and was ready for the night! This time, I wanted to go out into the night and see what's out there. As I went, I saw lots of things. Skeletons, Zombies, Spiders, and even my favorite, Creepers. It was great. I had gunpowder, fethers, bones, and string! It was when I started to see no more mobs when everything got wierd.
I was far away from my house, and I didn't even care. All mobs were gone, and I was alone. Nothing could be heard exept my footsteps. I came across some missplaced trees. Trees with some blocks missing from them. They looked out of sorts. As I walked further, I saw the missed placed blocks of trees placed on the ground. Not in a shape of anything, just...there. I was laughing my ass off about how Notch let this happened. But then something shut me up for good. There, far far away, was a tall, black figure, with bright purple eyes, holding a tree log block. I was shocked. "HEROBRINE!" I thought. What I didn't know was that it was something worse. I started to walk up to it, going as fast as I could. I put my cursor right on it, and it then looked straight at me. I felt cold. It made a loud distorded grone/scream/cry. It then vanished. The block it was holding droped as an item on the ground. I ran up to it, picked it up, and when I saw the block, there was black spots around it. When I put my cursor over it, it read "Wood Log (CONTAMINATED)". What did that mean? Suddenly, I was lossing health. I looked all around me, and then, the black figure somehow teleported right infront of my face. It made a gigantic cry. I wooped out my iron sword, and started wacking it with it. I was yelling in real real life at this point.
After wacking it with my sword for a bit. I fell into a puddle of water. I thought I was doomed, until, it was dying. The thing was dying in the water. I started to wack it some more with my sword. It died. It droped an orb of some sort. I picked it up, and it was called, "Ender Pearl". If you right click it, it would teleport you to where ever it landed. I was scared to death by now, because in the sky were black particals floating around. I was so scared, I stopped playing minecraft for some days.
I went back to playing minecraft when it updated to 1.6. I went back to my save file, and it was just a regular night. I had no Ender Pearl, only my regular stuff. When I went back to my house though, I noticed I still had the, "CONTAMINATED" block of wood in my inventory. I tryed to make some things out of it, but nothing happened. I placed it in my house, and went away from my house for a while. When I returned, my house was covered with black particals. It was like the block of wood just spread the black stuff everywhere. I tryed to get into my house, but the particals would hurt me. I ran away from my house, but that was no good. The particals were still spreading, and increasing in speed. I then loged out of minecraft and deleted the save file. I made another save file, and started playing. Only at night, there are abunch of those black things, and they spread black particals all around. I'm never going to play minecraft ever again.
...maybe in the final realese, those things will be gone...
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