Worst 100 Reflections on 2010

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2010, although it's possible Uncyclopedia will end this year.
;100. The previous list was actually a success.
:It took two years to get it right, but we're back on track.
;99. Awards of the Decade!
:For convenience sake, a "decade" has been redefined to mean 5 years.
;98. UnDebate is here.
:If Uncyclopedians are known for anything, it's their Mass Debating skills.
;97. Uncyclopedia celebrates its 5th birthday!
:Again, we cannot stress this enough: We're so, so sorry for unleashing it onto the world.
;96. Mhaille is quasi-featured. 
:The bastard doesn't deserve anything better than that.
;95. Some douche on the internet thinks we suck.
:We do, but that's beside the point.
;94. 
;93. "Boop!" takes over Uncyclopedia.
:"Boop". Classic.
;92. A gay vandal accidentally VFDs his own gay article.
:Hilarity ensues.
;91. Some spams an animated picture of a crawling gnat all over the place and gets his nigger ass banned for a day. 
:AUGH! GET 'EM OFF ME!!!!!!!!! 
;90. After almost 2 years, 245 headers and 410,844 bytes, archives his talk page.
:Users with low bandwidth connections the world over rejoice.
;89. complains about not being on last year's list
:And is disappointed by his low position on the 2010 list. 
;88. proves to be the biggest noob of 2010 and, after being warned multiple times for his jackassery, is eventually banned indefinitely by 
:R.I.P. little buddy, we'll never forget you.
;87. In memory of the late I LIKE PIE!!!, an article on monkeys throwing their poop is made. 
:HEEEE HEEEEE SPLAT!!! SPLATTER!!! SPLOSH!!!
;86. Naruto
:It is still trash.
;85. DrStrange, MrN, and Modusoperandi try to talk sense into an angry Christian on the talk page of Gay Jesus.
:Lions 1, Christians 0
;84. The Pee queue has no articles on it. 
: A forum topic is created and, as usual, that sorts everything.
;83. DJ Mixerr votes against a VFH Feature nom thinking that he's voting to save a VFD nom, and enthusiastically pleads the case why the article should not be deleted.
:Wrong-way Mixerr scores a touchdown!
;82. Then, a few days later, a deleted article left by a vandal to harrass Roman Dog Bird, Barack Obama's Statement, stayed on VFH to be voted upon. A Festivus miracle!
:A deleted/feature can only stay on the Main page for 12 hours.
;81. is nommed for all five major awards in one month, none of which he deserves.
:He loses all five, as expected.
;80. VFD holds a purgathon of shitty games.
:The real fun was getting rid of them!
;79. nominates The Neopian Calendar for deletion.
:Everyone and their mother votes to delete it. Fucking Neopets.
;78. discovers hip hop, convinces self that he really is black.
:Also, that fucker continues to fail at leaving this place for like the 50th time, staying away for only a mere 11 days. This is a far cry from his current record of three months.
;77. Uncyclopedia's UnTunes makes their first compilation "music" album available for torrent.
:Nobody downloads it. Ever.
;76. VFS changes without warning and everyone votes for .
:It takes 4 weeks, most people lose interest after 1.
;75. A wizard attacks Uncyclopedia
:Afterwards, many are haunted in their dreams by wizards with volcanic dragon dicks.
;74. Minor changes to the wiki cause fear, uncertainty, and despair!
:Who knew that Uncyclopedians were so easy to confuse?
;73. Filial Piety is featured. Properly this time.
:After more nominations than any other article in the history of VFH, the waiting game finally pays off for .
;72. An Uncyclopedia Facebook page is created by actual Uncyclopedians.
:Nothing particularly interesting about that, but it has a link on the sidebar so we may as well put it in.
;71. UnSkype goes on a recruitment drive.
:They promise a quick and easy way to prank call phone sex lines and talk to real, sexy uncyclopedians in your area!
;70. An important discussion about NSFW images on the front page.
:Modusoperandi promises never to feature himself again.
;69. A totally amazing guy wants to be an admin.
:Pictures of his penis are quickly requested.
;68. Modusoperandi reaches 40 feature credits.
:What a guy...
;67. ChiefjusticeDS grows concerned at how many numbers are left to go on this list.
:Adding this one makes him feel better.
;66. Wikia r teh suxxorz
:Old news really. Some people actually seem to care, but they are foreign types so nobody else does.
;65. Killers face-off in the Killing Fields
:Thekillerfroggy bans Iwillkillyou for a day.
;64. TOAST
:What a hunk. And his brother too.
;63. Dr. Skullthumper conceives a brilliant new way to waste time.
:Only Americans can take part... so Mordillo hosts a European edition.
:It is half and hour later than promised due to his poor grasp of UTC, but is overall a success - a real shame as we were all looking forward to laughing at him.
;62. makes Uncyclopedia tiny.
:Adorable!
;61. News Flash! - Some jerks in Flaxmere don't like our page on their town.
:They're just defensive because Flaxmere sucks. At least the people of Sioux City have a sense of humor about how much it sucks.
: proceeds to nominate it for VFH.
;60. TheKillerFroggy gives Romartus a three-day ban for using a asterisk * instead of a hash mark #.
:While voting on a VFD entry, an asterisk was used. Investigative units dusted the scene, pinpointed the culprit, and due justice was applied.
;59. The Uncyclopedia databases still suck.
:Or Wikia still sucks, I dunno. Probably both.
;58. Some serious shit goes down.
:40% of the active userbase leaves in a huff, only for everything to blow over be swept under the rug a day later.
;57. JGordon leaves & won't return, so all of you go fuck yoursel-wait a minute
:Who? Did this guy seriously think anybody gave a shit about him here? Or even knew who he was (besides being a shitty contributor that is)? What a maroon!!!!!!!
;56. A proposed UnNews main page overhaul causes , , and .
:Some people try and sort it out and suggests banning all users, reverting all edits and huffing all articles, but then he always does.
;55. VH1 makes another stupid, pointless list about the 100 Greatest something or other featuring regular VH1 guest whores Sir Mix-a-Lot and Scott "Greasy Jew" Ian.
:And the Bee Gees are only No. 88? BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!! And where's Creedence?
;54. He's back! The man behind the mask! It's.......
:ZOMBIEBARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO-oh whatever
;53. reckons noob of the month is pointless
:He's just sore because he never won.
;52. The Pee queue is so full a competition takes place.
: wins but says he wanted to come second... I hear his new Vagina is growing quite nicely.
;51. VFD is completely cleared of nominations for the first time can remember.
:Millions flock to holy ground as the Pope predicts the end of days.
;50. This list is half finished a whole four months after the year was half finished.
:Pointless entries like this may be our only salvation.
;49. The Pee queue is still full, will a discussion help?
:Reviewing articles is not suggested as a remedy, but then writers aren't particularly bright.
;48. 
;47. wants everyone to go on IRC
: hurts his hand scraping the bottom of the barrel for list entries.
;46. A newspaper article on Uncyclopedia is written by an .
:It is censored due to its disgustingly positive nature.
;45. tries to get new admins opped by asking to start a VFS and is laughed away. 
:Lyrithya is now satisfied that she is properly represented on the reflections page.
;44. tries to get new admins opped by starting a forum thread and has his thread hijacked.
;43. A vandal goes on a blanking spree.
:Good to know some things never change.
;42. 's testes finally drop.
;41. TV Tropes
:It's full of faggots.
;40. Why is it, that every time I turn on the radio, I hear the same five songs, fifteen times a day, for three months?
:Yo man, FUNK DAT!!!!
;39. ...........
:NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
;38.
;37. The Turkey Day Ball starts up again.
:Everyone cares even less than usual.
;36. The Philadelphia Eagles gain the lead in the NFC East.
:Fuck the Giants.
;35. creates a sitenotice that's not only nice to look at but also an abstract painting of Javascript and CSS code.
:Epicness ensues.
;34. 11/23/10- MILEY CYRUS IS OFFICIALLY LEGAL.
:A-A-A-GUUUUH (fap)!
;33. is suck a noob.
:At least it's not sock a noob.
;32. Roman Dog Bird beats EarthBound....twice.
:He requests that he have his username changed to "No-Life Fatass Fool".
;31. ate a turkey leg.
:It was from a turkey.
;30. Miley Cyrus has been 18 for 3 days now.
:Still no titties.
;29. arrives in search of to beat his ass.
:I eat apples with him.
;28. FUCK THE JEWS!!!! lol jk
:But seriously, those jews need to back the hell off.
;27. Gay Luigi
:
;26. Adolf Hitler rises to power in Germany, and World War II begins.
;25. It's fucking cold outside.
:Fucking Cold.
;24. Wikia breaks the site.
:So they're incompetent. What else is new?
;23. There's 13 more days to do 23 more reflections.
:Well, 22 now...
;22. is done here.
: *yawn*
;21. UFFL Championship Game: Oklahoma Boomers vs. Doritians Take II
:yay football.
;20. 19 reflections left, 9 days...
:People start to panic and argue about whether or not stuff on this list should actually have something to do with Uncyclopedia.
;19. Still not even close to a million.
:And still, nobody gives a shit.
;18. Sockadelia puts herself on the list again because she can't think of anything else to add.
:Also, she whores one of her articles.
;17. 
;16. goes on a crusade or something against the Game namespace.
:A bunch of games get VFDed, but nothing really changes.
;15. The UnSignpost hits 100 issues.
:Splendid, if only you could be so productive.
;14. I like big butts and I cannot lie.
:Ya'll other brothers can't deny.
;13. Henry Rollins and Glenn Danzig call off their 26 year wedding engagement.
;12. starts up a list on the infamous underground record label SST on Rate Your Music.
:I normally wouldn't do this kind of shameless self promotion, but this list needs more entries, damn it!
;11. Also, I have a cold.
:This sucks.
;10. It is Christmas Eve.
:For some reason, less than 80% of this site is currently wasted.
;9. Riker is still hanging around, despite telling us he was done with Uncyclopedia.
:He calls a truce and fights back.
;8. Just think about it for a minute.
;7. mysteriously vanish for several months.
:These pick up the slack.
;6. finally reaches the Top ten of all time.
:Check back next year to see him ascend to position #9.
;5. The win UFFL championship.
:"Oh. Well fuck me then." - 
;4. gives a featured guided tour of his home.
:Enabling Uncyc's frat to claims its .
;3. Roman Dog Bird replaces the main page with a shittyhilarious reference to Death Wish.
;2. makes it so that we need two more instead of one.
;1. I have $5.09 left in my wallet.
:Before Christmas, I only had $2.04.
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