DRINK

As i was huge nerd, i was searching the emuland for games to play on my PS2 emulator. I was searching, and searching, and searching. Then, as if i wasn't nerdy enough to play PS2 games in 2k18, i stumbled upon a game called "DRINK",it had no descriptions,no screenshots, no anything.I thought to myself:"why the hell not, a have nothing to do anyways",and downloaded the game. Then, I opened my emulator and started the game. The title screen was pretty normal for that type of game. But something wasn't quite right about it. In the bottom right corner it said "@Segtendo 2006". "Segtendo?"-i asked myself,-"what is this company even?". I googled it, but there was no result. "Strange"-i said to myself,-"it looks like a mashup of two other company names, but i can't recall them,well nevermind,i don't think this is really that important, i need to check out the game itself". When i pressed the START button, the sreen turned bright red for a milisecond.I couldn't see any other details on it, you know, because it was a milisecond. Then the loading screen popped up with a "loading" written in comic sans in the bottom right corner. I cringed a bit,but continuied to play anyways. When the loading was over, i spawned in some kind of a parking lot near a minimarket in the middle of the night. My character was some dude that was dressed in a striped red and black shirt, black jeans, sandals with socks(ew), and a dirty leather jacket. He had an emo hairstyle with a green stripe on his hair,his face was grey,his eyes was just two dark dots and his mouth was just a big hole with what looked like sharp teeth."Edgy"-i thought to myself. Then,i walked to the entrance of the minimarket and the cutscene started playing. This dude walked towards the cashier.Then he whipped out a desert eagle from his jeans and shot the cashier."WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?"-I asked myself loudly,-"that escalated quickly!".He looked at the cashier's corpse that was lying in the pool of blood."At least the blood is not hyper-realistic"-i said with relief. Boy was i wrong with the lack of hyper-realism in this game. The dude stole all the money from the cash box and put it in his pocket.The cutscene was over, and the new objective popped up:"BUY DRINK", the strange arrows appeared on the floor.They were leading me to the vending machine. As i walked more and more towards it, the textures around me became more and more realistic.I chose the drink and paid for it, and everything around the dude looked like a real life photo."alright,what the fuck is happening?"-i asked myself.When the drink was ready the new objective popped up:"DRINK".I drank my drink,and the dude became photo-realistic too. Then, the new objective popped up:"BURN IT DOWN"."lol what?"-i asked myself,-"okay then, wy not"-i said sarcasticaly. the arrows on the floor were leading me to a shelf with a gas canister, i picked it up,i poured it all around the market and then i needed to pick a lighter from the cashier's pocket, i walked towards the cashier's corpse and i almost crapped my pants when i found out that the cashier was a perfect 3D replica of my dad, and he worked as a night shift cashier in our local minimarket."WHAT THE FUCK!!!"-i screamed at the top of my lungs,turned off the game,grabbed my phone and called dad....no answer, i called him again....no answer. I was totally pertrified.The Fear ate my body whole,i couldn't drive there to check if my dad is okay,I thought i would die too. On the next morning,i hear a doorbell ring, i opened the door.IT WAS THAT FUCKING DUDE FROM THE GAME. He wispered in my ear:"It's just a prank bro". Then he stabbed me with a pen, i cringe, and fall on the floor. He runs to my room, grabs my PC and leaves my house.I am still alive only because he was pretty retarded, like who in their right mind would choose a pen over desert eagle? that's fucking stupid. Anyways, while i was cringing on the floor MY FUCKING DAD COMES IN, and says: "It's just a prank bro, April fools day". I look at the date: Arpil second.My Face when my dad asked his friend(who apparently dressed like a dude from the game to scare me) to develop a FUCKING GAME(only to prank me on the April fools day),put it on emuland, and i fucking found it.      
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