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Exalaisthisi

Dear reader,
You may not realize how lucky you are that you found this article.
This is a warning about an event called the "Exalaisthisi," which will occur on a date that has yet to be determined. Now, I highly suggest you continue reading so I can tell you what it is and how you'll remain safe from it.
Basically, the world will lose all its volume, forming a black hole. Magnetic fields will be sucked in, which will cause the human mind to experience powerful hallucinations. This torturous affliction will remain for all eternity.
But here's the catch.
Any life form that finds out about this event will be given an illusion resembling how the earth is today, and they will become one of the few that wander amongst the illusion while the rest are "away." To them, it will be like nothing ever happened. The reason this event will occur is not yet known.
If you finished reading this to the end, I hope you now realize how lucky you are. You won't have to be a part of the Exalaisthisi, and can still continue living how you do today. Spread this word to anyone you know and love. Let's hope they won't have to be put through that torture either.
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Exam

Had an exam during my last university class today, so once I finished, I headed home. What didn't realize though was that the temperature had dropped below freezing, putting me in mortal danger. As someone with chronic swamp ass, I usually wear thicker pants when it gets cold cause even though it makes it a lil more swampy, once I'm out I'm shielded from the cold, but I wasn't prepared this time cause it was 10 above when I went to school. As speed walked towards my car I could feel my bonbon precipitates start to crystallize and freeze over. and before long my strides became scuttles as I lost mobility, the worst tho was yet to come. As the ice expanded it followed the moisture to its source, slowly creeping into my bussy. With my reduced mobility I'd already been weakened physically, but if I were to succumb to the ices advances it would all be over. I tried to scurry as quickly as I could, but the ice tentacle made its way into me and before long with every movement I made it licked my guts. Since the icicle rubbed against my insides even as it grew it's edges became smooth, and seducing me with its perfectly shaped structure I couldn't resist anymore as I collapsed to the ground, becoming subject to the icicle. Someone happened to see and came over to help, but mentally the icicle had already won, I was now nothing but its servant.
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Exceedingly Excellent Your Mother Joke

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
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Excessive Profanity

== The god damn motherfucking bitch-ass pasta! ==
You know fucking what? I motherfucking hate your fucking guts you fucking worthless piece of god damn shit.
You are literally the most fucking hideous, despicable, horrendous piece of shit I've ever had the fucking displeasure of fucking knowing. I would rather eat a fucking bowl of steaming smegma mixed with diarrhea, while having fucking acid poured onto my fucking prolapsing asshole then have to look at that fucking disgusting fucking "face" of yours, you fucking cunt. Actually, no. To call you a cunt, would be a fucking horrendous insult to cunts everywhere. I can't come up with fucking words to describe how much of a fucking fuck-faced piece of fucking shit you are. Then again, to call you a piece of fucking shit, would be a fucking insult to shit, wouldn't it?
I fucking hate you so fucking much that I fucking hope that someone puts a fucking stick in your filthy shit covered AIDS infected asshole with an active fucking rusty chainsaw while you're fucking screaming in pain with your shitty little fucking annoying voice of yours. I would sell all of my fucking belongings if it fucking meant that I would have the fucking money to pay to see that, if it didn't fucking mean that I would fucking have to fucking look at that fucking mess of a face of yours.
You aren't fucking worth the fucking energy it took me to type this fucking pasta. I could fucking write for all fucking eternity about how much of a fucking camel ball-sack licking piece of steaming pile of sloppy shit you are, and I would never fucking feel like I've done my fucking job of trying to crack through your thick fucking skull and letting you know how fucking abysmal your entire fucking being is.
And another fucking thing: You are so fucking stupid, I think that when you were fucking born, your fucking mother grabbed your slimy little fucking leg and smashed your fucking head against the fucking wall in the hopes of fucking killing you. And I can't fucking blame her. No fucking parent would want the fucking displeasure of raising such a filthy, dirty, ugly, ruthless, perverted, stupid, diabolical piece of shit like you. If your parents fucking killed themselves, not only would I fucking sympathize with them, but I would also be fucking happy, as it means that those fucking assholes would never reproduce again and make another fucking scumbag from the pits of hell like you ever a-fucking-gain. And if they do do the fucking deed and off their pathetic fucking asses of this planet, you should definitely fucking follow their example.
No one fucking loves you. And if anyone fucking says they do, they are just feeling fucking sorry for you. And while I don't fucking blame them for feeling sorry for such a hated, low life, unworthy speck like you, I also fucking think that they're fucking stupid for trying to fucking associate themselves with a fucking slimy, unlovable, disgusting virus like you.
Have a fucking shitty god damn day you fucking cunt-ass whore. You fucking deserve it.
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Excursion Grounds

It was an abandoned mine, located around in the shrubland. It was built around the 1990's. It's called by the name "Excursion Grounds". It is rumored by locals that a powerful curse is laid on the area. An avid researcher found his first thing when walking in, disappearance. He had vanished for weeks, only to come back severely traumatized.
If you choose to explore this place, then the location is unknown. Hell, very few people know about it. The curse was almost unleashed in 2002, where the miners quickly ran out trying to find the exit. So this is all of what was heard of the haunted mine named Excursion Grounds.
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Exe.bat.ogg.avi.mpg4.jpg.mp3

I was browsing through a website where you can download computer viruses to infect your computer at work so that you don't have to work. I found this weird file that had a bunch of different file extension names. I hit the large green download button. I downloaded the file, waited 10 minutes and...
a bloody face appeared on the screen! My boss saw this and got mad at me. He hit me with a baseball bat 457 times, and then smashed the computer monitor over my head. I was fired, and now I am living on the street corner. Let this be a warning to you...
Don't work for my boss, and also don't download stuff at work. By the way, the picture of the face was my bloody face after being hit by my boss. Wait... MY COMPUTER PREDICTED THE FUTURE!!!! I'M RICH!
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Expired

You know how milk goes sour after its expiration date? I've had that before, it tasted like sour yogurt. Humans get like that too, but you just have to know where your expiration date is.
You see, I found many dates and labels, I just haven't found their owners. I just love knowing all these little facts before everyone else. It makes me feel like a young hipster again.
I have a sort of godly essence, you know? Oh, I'm so deity like with it, I know who the owners' are... I just need them to step forth.
Reminding me, I think there's one here, just for you! Just let me scan your barcode-oh... You don't know where it is? Silly, it's on your bellybutton. It doesn't hurt or anything, just stand still... Oh, dear...
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Exploaring Old Billding

Jan 29: I am getting reel spewked about deer old dad. tooday he sed "Ive ben wurking outside all day. My boans are aking." It hought it was strainge, becaws onley skelleytins have boans. It coodn't be that dad is terning into a... of corse not. Skelleytins don't exist.
Feb 6, It's bean more then a weak sense I last rote in this jernal. Ive bean watching dad mor closeley sense last weaks' happennings. I reelized sum thing though: if my dad wer a skelleytin, woodn't I be haff skelleytin? Oar... mabe I'm just trying to convince myself that he isnt a skelleytin?
Feb 7: I had another reelizashin. Mabe my reel dad is actualy hiddenn sum wear and who i think is dad is actualy a skelleytin wearing a dad costume? I'm going too keap observing him.
Feb 26: I halve bean neglecting to rite in this jernal becaws ive ben too bizzy keaping an aye on dad. Hes ben acting strainge recently.
Feb 31: Tooday, dad sed "ouch, I bumped my skul agenst a shelf!" This is geting reel spooky. Evrybody noes that only skelleytins halve skuls. Ive got too find out the trooth. Why wood he revele his identitty as a skellyetin thou? Mabe it was a froidyan slip?
Mar 10: I am loosing my mind thinking about weather my dad is a skelleytin or not. tonite, I aminviting sum frends over to do a sayonce to find out if skelleytins are in my house or not.
Mar 11: The sayonce last nite shoed that negative (skeleytin) inergy is in the house. Ime getting reeley scared now.
Mar 20: I halve locked myself in my rume. My parents left to go to the stor. Pore mom has no idea she is going with a posibal skelletin. Ime going to sneek into there rume to sea if I can find evidents. I will update what happens in this jernal when I get back.
The jernal ended their. The rest of the paiges wer blank. I thot too myself "whoever rote this jernal nevar finished. They went into they're parents rume, and nevar came out. I reelised "waite a minuet! Ime in the very house rite now! I can go sea what's up their" Slowly, I crept up the stares to the secind flore of the house. It was dark so I shined my flashlite around to sea. I came to a large dore marked "mastar bedrume" I thot "this must be the mastar bedrume". very carefuly, I open'd the dore, not knowing what I wood finde.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
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Extatic Eggplant 2: Stupid Guardian

==June 8, 2013==
Okay gyus Im was acualy ins a coma for a lngo tim. I came the went back to the cumputer and im found an email from sone1. I reads:
Helo guy I'm found another episod of Sxtatic Eggplant on a missed up ripfo of Vimeo. it called "Extatic The Vegetable Ninja"
In the espidose Extart The Vegetbla Ninjga, he was in a showlin munk tempo and he touaght all teh kids how to be vegetabl ninjas and he set the templ on fira and it burn down and all the kids died. tEhn the creitds played a complacticed snog my Weird Aa and all the peolpel nane were Foriegnsick.
==June 10, 2013==
Somn1 else emldai me with the exdtend them song of Extatic Eggplent.
EXTATIFFC EGGPLANT AEGE EGE
EXTATICC EGGLPAN T AEGG
EXTATIC EGGPLANT EGG EGG
HE SPENDS THE TNERITY OF HI8 DAY ASSIST CHILREN DOES.
HE WAS BORN IN ONTRIO
GOT HIS DEGERE FROM EGGPLANT COLAGEAHDOGSHWOHGSLGHDSAOGHDSLGH.
===post 2===
Im als found today antoehr flim where Extastic Eggplant brought a burger shop as deditcation to Foriegnsick and then Extatic Eplagtn was sitting on e bnech with Werd al.
==June 12, 2013==
oh god gusy Im gteting stalked by the fcarzy cultist of Fogrsickn. He leaved me an not ethat said no look up Exttaci Egglants episiode anymore or I get died yes do yeah. HELP111111111111111111111111
==June 15, 2013==
Guys theare are the foreignsick here I hacked int the blogg and he I lefaving message heari and now Im going to ki- Oh crapg suy he is wake up now I left this now yes do.
==June 22, 2013==
Yeas guys I know that foriengsick made the post on the blgo mine and anyway Im found another thing it was a making f vdeo for Extarerg Eggtaints. Forgientsick cidnapper and bunch of kids did and he was use them to make jore episodeus and i fel sory for the kids SO Im goign to tgo and find out wher ehe si and kill the forigensick guyl.
==July 1, 2013==
Tdayo I was incountered a cultist of freigonsick in my house he sayed to not reserhc hapy eggplant anynmore or he kills me i shotted him with lugar and he dead killed did te yes it happen.
==July 2, 2013==
Well he was right, they killed me.
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Extrasensory's Room

The camera showed me all the rooms. No list with music or anything else. He had a star camera and a chair for the star that showed the night sky. The room was red and ugly. The coffee had an arrow. He turned slowly, showed his big eyes, the second, his guilt and it seemed real.
All the children were surprised and listened to their wishes.
The silent sound stopped and the man said: "Oh, I did not see it.
The camera returns once in the CGI content. He greeted us and said:
"Hi, I'm Gregory, this is my room."
He raised his face with the camera.
"Make sure that many of our friends, only two of us!" You can see the window
He ordered the book "See the stars".
"We can get books."
Gregory said: "Peace was announced on the street with the name:
"We can have life sciences."
"..."
If you see the other person, all the children are silent. We are waiting for a moment to see Gregori on stage.
His face was a little bigger and a big camera.
"But it's not important to us and there's no one in this room for me."
"You do not have a father."
"There is no politics."
"Nobody ever heard it."
New music for beginners started playing with him. The sound and the element are always sorted after they have been replaced and pumped.
"Path".
"They need love."
"I'm not a PIZZA ..."
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Extremely Dead

A normal day in Casablanca, sunny area, nice water, a bunch of cool things around me. One day, me and some friends decided to went to the beach. When we arrived, we started getting our things out of our new 2022 Kia Seed. (EDITOR'S NOTE: The Kia Seed is sold in certain countries, You cannot get it in the USA.)
We closed the trunk that was AUTOMATIC. My finger was there, but the trunk has NO SENSORS. Fuck you, Kia! My finger got stuck in there, and they re-opened the trunk, my finger was sore, and bleeding. I knew bad luck was near destroying my life. Thankfully, a women at the beach gave me some water, and a tissue. That was nice of her, wasn't it?
==The Beach==
Ahh yes, we finally made it, my finger is done bleeding, it's time to have some fun. I was making a tall sand statue, I'm a expert of statue making. So, I built a huge statue out of a person, but somehow it blew off, It wasn't the wind, as it wasn't windy today. I heard someone running crashing into the statue. I was wondering, why do I have bad luck today?
==My Death==
Suddenly, I saw a crocodile here. I though it was here to just be here for a few for nothing. I went to my sleep chair and slept, My last words we're "See you after my nap." During my nap, the crocodile bit my skull, and stomach. I never woke up once again.
The end.
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Eye on Me

As I read, you watch me
Sitting in my bed.
Pastas I read with much contempt.
Filling me with dread.
You feed,
You fill,
You engorge yourself
With nothing but my fright.
You become stronger;
Much, much larger.
And watch me with greedy eyes.
For you wait for your chance...
To take me.
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Eyeless Jack Experience

He wouldn't stop watching me.
For the past ten nights he simply just sat outside my window, not five feet away, and would just watch me.
What was strange was, that during the day, I would go outside to the very spot he watched me from there wouldn't be a single sign, no footprints, no bent grass. This thing would just appear outside my window at around 11 P.M, and not leave a single trace.
I've considered opening my window to yell at him, but my fear of his reaction kept me frozen to my bed. I could only watch him, as he patiently watched me.
I didn't know who, or what this thing was, though it appeared to be a boy, but it was far to dark to make out any of his features.
On the 6th night of seeing this person outside my window, I decided to move a bit closer, and the most interesting thing happened. He ultimately mimicked my movements, down to the slightest detail.
I would tilt my head, he would tilt his head, I raised my arm, as did he. I then became enraged after a certain point, because I knew that whoever WAS this person, he had a messed up sense of humor.
So before turning around and assuming this prankster would eventually leave, I gave him the middle finger ...he didn't mimic me that time, just remained motionless.
He didn't copy me at all since then, and now it's day 10. I'm really on the edge, I got home rather late tonight and my window was wide open.
Since this guy started showing up, I've kept all my windows and doors locked, but the window wasn't broken or anything, as I never found any broken glass.
I can see him, he is closer to the window, maybe I should just call the police, but they might arrest me, due to the fact I've called them every night for the first three nights, I think they are starting to think I'm psychotic.
'What did I ever do to this guy? I just moved here. I never caused a problem, or insulted anyone, well not directly anyway. Damn this situation has me talking to myself'.
I laid in my bed, trying my hardest not to look anywhere near my window, I focused on any other thing I could, my dresser, my desk, pretty much all of my furniture. Before finally falling off to sleep.
(BANG)
I awoke to a loud thud, coming from the direction of my window, the boy had his face inches from the glass, though I think he is wearing a mask? And what does he have in his mouth? It looks like...
Ahhh my side... What the fuck?
Where did this gash come from?
(Window Breaks)
"No! Get away from me! STAY BACK!"
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Eyeless Jack Spinoffs

This is a list of possible spinoffs for Eyeless Jack. This is big list and you can add if you have idea :)
==Spinoffs==
*Eyeless Jack on Circus
*Eyeless Jack finds 2 eyes
*Eyeless Jack plays Minecraft
*Eyeless Jack's Lost Brother
*Eyeless Jack VS Evil Patrixxx
*Eyeless Jack watches My Little Pony
*Eyeless Jack plays Polybius
*Eyeless Jack eat's a hamburger
*Eyeless Jack drinks Coca Cola 
*Eyeless Jack is bored
*Eyeless Jack's Son
*Eyeless Jack Theory
*Eyeless Jack in outerspace
*Eyeless Jack learns how to copy paste
*Eyeless Jack got spammed from Trollpasta Wiki
*Eyeless Jack kills UksiHattu12
*Eyeless Jack meets the devil
*Eyeless Jack on zoo
*Eyeless Jack hacks Youtube and creates Username 6666
*Eyeless Jack starts to hate spinoffs
*Eyeless Jack brushes his teeth
*Eyeless Jack learns to fly
*Eyeless Jack plays a haunted game and he burns it
*Eyeless Jack kills Tails Doll
*Eyeless Jack on hospital
*Eyeless Jack meets UksiHattu12
*News show (with Eyeless Jack)
*Eyeless Jack plays GTA V
*Eyeless Jack creates a haunted game
*Eyeless Jack listens to Lavender Town Music
*Eyeless Jack meets Slenderman
*Eyeless Jack kills Slenderman
*Eyeless Jack on school
*Eyeless Jack Vs Evil kermixxx
*Eyeless Jack eats candy
*Eyeless Jack Vs SUPESUGOJIRA
*Eyeless Jack Vs Laughing Jack
*Eyeless Jack Gets Killed By Laughing Jack
*Eyeless Jack on shop
*Eyeless Jack tries to kill himself
*Eyeless Jack jumps
*Eyeless Jack jumps again
*Eyeless Jack says a word
*Eyeless Jack says another word
*SAY ANOTHER WORD EYELESS JACK! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!
*Eyeless Jack Learns How to Tie His Shoes
*Eyeless Jack Meets Shrek (most of you know what happens next)
*Eyeless Jack Switches Bodies with Jeff the Killer
*Eyeless Jack Gets His Body Back
*Eyeless Jack Loses His Kidneys
*Eyeless Jack Gets Trapped in Another Dimension Where Everything is Made of Table Cloth!
*Eyeless Jack: The Movie
*Eyeless Jack: The Jackening
*Eyeless Jack: The Final Chapter
*Eyeless Jack: Teh Funal CAHOTER
*Eyeless Jack: The Last Kidney
*Eyeless Jack Switches Bodies With Jane the Killer
*Eyeless Jack Gets His Body Back 2
*Eyeless Jack Goes to Equestria
*Eyeless Jack V.s. Princess Celestia
*Eyeless Jack is Brought to the Pony Emergency Room
*Eyeless Jack Goes Back to The Real World (but not before taking a couple thousand pony kidneys)
*Eyeless Jack Gets a Million Viruses
*Eyeless Jack Watches a YouTube Poop, Now he Wants his Creepypasta Buddies to call him Iless Jaj
*Eyeless Jack Realizes that he can't Actually Watch Anything Because HE HAS NO EYES
*Eyeless Jack Switches Bodies with a Hot Girl
*Eyeless Jack Realizes That NOW HE CAN SEE!
*Eyeless Jack Returns to his Original Body
*Eyeless Jase
* Eyeless Eye
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