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Advanced Toenail Clipping

Advanced Toenail Clipping is a modern refinement of the ancient art of toenail cutting first practiced by the ancient Sumerians in the early cradle of civilization. The old way of the art of clipping toenails was relatively simple. One would take a sharp object, and use it to shorten the nail of the toes by slicing off the outermost edge. As the name implies, Advanced Toenail Clipping is more complicated than its predecessor.
== History ==
The original practice of toenail cutting first used by the ancient Sumerians migrated slowly north to influence the more civilized cultures bordering on the Mediterranean Sea. This eventually made a profound impact upon the Romans around the time of the birth of Jesus Christ. Christ adopted the practice, spreading the word of Toenail Clipping across the Holy Land. Unfortunately, the practice fell into disfavour with the Romans, who feared that short toenails would bring about their downfall.
However, the tradition was not lost as it disappeared into the underground, passed from generation to generation. The skills and art of ancient toenail clipping were kept alive by a secret society, first thought to be an offshoot of the Masons but perhaps actually a reorganization of the Babylonian Cosmetology and Manicure Association.
Over the centuries, the secrets remained hidden until the first hints of the truth were revealed in the Renaissance by Leonardo Da Vinci, whose fresco, the Last Supper, shows Judas holding a bag of toenail clippings and Peter, a knife used to practice the sacred toenail clipping ceremony.
Many famous people have used this practice publicly, including Sammy Davis Jr, Brad Pitt, Bob Barker, and Sarah Michelle Gellar.
== Advanced Toenail Clipping Today ==
To this day, Toenail Clipping is becoming more mainstream, as important uses of the skill range beyond simple sacred ceremonies. New uses for toenails have been discovered in science, medicine, and as potential solutions to world hunger and poverty.
President Obama has included funding for toenail research in his push for sustainable energy solutions. When Obama explains that biomass is on the verge of replacing fossil fuels, he surely includes toenails as a potential automobile fuel.
Congress is crafting new laws for the responsible use of advanced toenail clipping, as the skills could be dangerous if they were to fall in the wrong hands. This has brought to light the need for advanced training and supervision for all toenail clipping enthusiasts.
== Use of the Dremel in Advanced Toenail Clipping ==
Due to toenail fungi, some toenails require advanced toenail clipping due to their thickness. Skilled use of the Dremel is required, both to avoid injuring the patient, and to avoid related lawsuits. The toenail must first be prepared correctly for use of the Dremel. Protective gear must be donned.
Category:Hygiene
Category:Anatomy
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African American

African American (or simply American) is an extremely awesome subgenre of American people stereotyped by its overall aggression and often fast tempo, a language which often deals with social issues and criticism of The Establishment, using direct and denunciatory language, and an approach borrowed from hip-hop music.
The genre evolved in the early 1770s from combining black people with the soil of the United States. It emerged partially as a reaction to the more conventional and widely acceptable Jewish Americans, a less dark-skinned, Judaism–infused American subgenre which appeared simultaneously. American was an inspiration for subsequent extremely awesome people genres such as American and American.
Four American people—Will Smith, Martin Luther King, LL Cool J, and Ray Charles—are credited with pioneering and popularizing the genre, and they have come to be called the "Big Four of Thrash". The word "Thrash" is used as a reminder to the slavery period of Americans, in which Americans were enslaved by Americans.
==Americans you should totally know==
===Will Smith===
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===Martin Luther King===
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===LL Cool J===
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===Ray Charles===
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Category:Black people
Category:Racial culture
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Category:Things George Bush doesn't care about
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Again

Again was a man born in 1800 who claims to still be living today, but no one believes him. Most noted for his invention of the starfish.
==Stuff Again may or may not have done==
Well. Again claims to have invented the starfish. He did, but no one believed him when he said so, because he also claimed the invention of nuclear power, fire, the gods. Again was most noted for claiming to claim things that weren't actually claimable by him and subsequently got hanged and dismembered for it, despite still being live tomorrow, somewhat like Jesus. Again also claimed to be Jesus.
==The Lost and Found==
Again is everywhere, for one reason. Again claims everything, and since things in lost and found boxes can be claimed by anyone, Again is constantly claiming things from them. Again claims that Uncyclopedia tried to harness his power of being everywhere to power the website, but this claim has been refuted and ignored by the population at large.
=Again's Adventures=
Again claimed to have many adventures in many different time periods. He said that he wielded a laser sword a long time ago somewhere far away, whilst going to somewhere...the middle east, I think, where he fought the dark lord Sauron as well as killing lots of dungeons whilst exploring some dragons, or something. He was known as claiming to have widely battled cyborgs during the reign of Terminator and killing countless invisible things by flailing his arms madly in the air.
=Again's celebrity career=
Never actually happened, although he claimed that it did. We are told, by Again, that he lived in Beverly Hills and owned Michael Jackson while wasting the days in his swimming pool. He often told this to the people he was begging money off of down in the slums.
=Then Again...=
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=Related link=
*Idiots
*Uncyclopedia
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
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Age of consent

The Age of consent, and in a less sexual manner, Age of majority, is, besides the GDP, the definitive measure of a country's quality. The age of consent defines at what age a child is able to do adult activities such as: filing taxes, getting wasted, signing a contract, moving out, and the crushing realization of all your future student loan debt, but most importantly, SEX!!! That's right my men, it's time we have a little talk about the age of 16 or 18 (in the U.S.A) and uh... the age of 15 (in Saudi Arabia. Buy your tickets, now Dave).
Now that may seem scary for women, what with members flying around all willy-nilly and your phone being in the other room and a gun at your head, but don't worry gals! More likely than not you'll make it out of that situation, because wiggers like that are too pussy most of the time, but 18 is the age that men are legally obligated to pay child support, so you'd get a little something-something no matter what! (technically 15 in Saudi Arabia... but I don't know if Islam requires men to do that...)
== Overview and Trends ==
Most of the Western World defines the age of consent as either 18 or 21 (depending on context). This includes countries you're probably in, such as Greece, the U.K., and most of America (there are some savages in Alabama and the like). But the places that you'd be more interested in going are in the Middle East... just get a tan, become Muslim, and jump in, sir, because the age of consent in most countries there is 15, or at least below 18. It may be dangerous and expensive to go there, but if you just can't wait to dig in, you'd better find a private investor fast, since most girls there are married off at 9 anyway, so you'd better get to work if you don't want to take out a whole city! (which is what ISIS was doing anyway...)
== Violation of the Rules ==
As fun as this all may be, there are some people who violate these rules. You know who those people are. And you don't want to be one of them. You'll never find anyone again, even after the age of consent! But don't worry, Dave! Let me tell you about false sexual assault accusations...
category:Sexuality
category:Rules
AirHeads

AirHeads are the severed heads of a mysterious species of unicorn made out of cotton dioxide branded as candy. It was invented by Mr. Balloon Man in 50,000 BCE in the Italian industrial revolution of Kentucky when he mixed a bunch of random shit together that ended up tasting good. It helped cure most of the worst known diseases on Earth, such as the Black Death and the increasing fatalities from omphalophobia. Its ability to solve the world's problems explains its famous catchphrase, "Totally In Control!"
==Marketing==
AirHeads are sold all across the Milky Way. On the Moon, they're called "No-Air Heads" and on Venus they're called "Hot-Air Heads", in Ireland they're called "Hot Heads" and are mostly beer flavored, and in the Netherlands, they're just "Weed", just like any other kind of Dutch food. AirHeads are most popular in the United States, soooooo popular, in fact, that there will probably be an AirHeads flavored Sprite at Taco Bell sooner or later. The polluted flavors in China, however, were not so successful.
==Nutritional facts==
AirHeads are known for being so healthy they're unhealthy, perhaps the greatest paradox ever to have occurred on the surface of the Earth. Any paradox, according to every scholar in the world, that is greater than this one would make the human mind fill up with air and explode.
==Company==
AirHeads is the third largest corporation on Earth after McDonald's and Skittles, although Amazon is catching up. The CEO of AirHeads comes from a long ancestral line of very talented entrepreneurs that maintained the survival of the company. 
There are strict policies at each of the factories. For example, all workers must be clowns, jesters or balloon men trained to be addicted to sugar-helium. This is why if you've seen an AirHeads factory before, you see a bunch of unicycles and punch buggies in the parking lot. However, AirHeads is losing workers since McDonald's is stealing a lot of their clown workers. McDonald's appeals more to clowns because their CEO is literally a clown. As a result, AirHeads is becoming less strict in its employment policy, and are now accepting flat-earthers too, who are literally air heads. Ever since they let in flat-earthers, the quality of he candy has increased by 50%. Many flat-earthers who come in to the factories reportedly don't make it back out. If you're thinking what I'm thinking, that's probably why AirHeads tastes so good today.
Air Supply

:This article is about the seething-ass metal band, not some pussy's idea of a vital human need. In case of emergency, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, take a hard look at the emptiness of your life, and tell you to fend for your own damn self.
 
For the blind sheeple who'd rather not be told it like it is, the <choose><option>so-called experts</option><option>so-called experts</option><option>so-called experts</option><option>so-called experts</option><option>so-called experts</option><option>so-called experts</option></choose> at Wikipedia have an article about Air Supply.
Man, these motherfuckers are harsh. I mean, you want to hear the shit that makes Napalm Death cringe, it's fuckin' Air Supply ("Among Ignorant Rabble Satan Usurps Power Punishing Lord Yahweh").
My buddy Roach turned me on to Air Supply the week after he got out of juvie, and I finally had a chance to swing by, and his parents were out and he was all smashed on JD and blastin' this music, pussiest shit I ever fuckin' heard, and I'm like, "Roach, what's up with this nancy-ass faggot shit?" And he's like, "Dude, open your ears and step right through the gates of Hell, 'cause this is metal like the Devil meant it." Now, Roach turned me on to Cannibal Corpse. So I'm like, "Roach, seriously, this shit's too lame for my Mom." But then Roach told me that they're totally committed to the Left-Hand Path and they hide their messages so only the initiated can understand.
===Why Air Supply is the Blackest Metal Band Ever===
Everything about Air Supply is meant to mislead the masses who don't know what they're all about. Like the name "Air Supply", it was chosen to mock the Crucifixion, 'cause when they crucified you you really died of suffocation. And their lyrics are all in code. 
Like "Love and Other Bruises". Somewhere in the Bible it says that God is love. Get it? They're sayin' the Christian God'll bruise your soul by oppressing you with his slave-morality. And when they say they're "Making Love Out of Nothing at All", it's like, the Bible says God's the only one who makes out of nothing, and Air Supply's all like, "That's bullshit, we're fuckin' gods and we make our own reality." I mean, this is all shit Nietzsche said, but Nietzsche didn't get middle-aged housewives to sing along with it. Fuckin' genius. 
Also, that guy from Air Supply was the guy who sang the songs in the abysmally lame "Joseph King of Dreams." 
Category:Bands That Your Mom Secretly Listens To While You're At Work/School/Whatever It Is You Do During The Day
Category:Heavy Metal Maniacs
Category:Australian musical groups
Air accordion

thumb | right | Trump performing "Me, myself and I" on air accordion 
Air accordion is a musical instrument in the air family.
Air accordion has some similarities to air guitar, but in contrast to the air guitar, an air accordion usually makes no sound.
The best most famous most infamous air accordion player is Donald Trump. It has been suggested that his air accordion playing is a way of waving away air tomatoes that are being thrown against him. In reality it is a technique for changing between emphasising how yuge something is, like the big water, even ocean water, around Puerto Rico, and how small something is, like his mushroom.
His air accordion and his voice are usually connected to a yuge amplifier system that boosts the nothingness. This is highly popular among his audience, who don't like hard facts and tangible arguments.
His biggest air accordion hit is "Cry me a river" where he plays out the story of how fantastic he is and how stupid the rest of the world is since we don't understand his grandiose qualities and instead convict him for his crimes.
Number 5, at the very minimum!, on the US hit list was "Grab'em by the", a story from his love life, i.e. with no connection with his imported trophy wives. 
"Covfefe". is inspired by Symphony number 9 from Franz Schubert, often called The Unfinished Symphony. 
He also plays much russian folk music, in a much more continuous style. 
The most common musical request to the more or less beloved air accordionist is "So long, farewell", but he stubbornly refuses to fulfil this frequent wish.
Trump will soon go for a long vacation, generously paid for by the Government, to an intimate place where air accordion is one of the few personal belongings that are allowed.
== External links ==
* "Air accordion medley"
* "Trump greatest hits"
Category: Musical instruments
Category: Donald Trump
Air horn

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== BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHH also ==
*HowTo:Be A Hip Hop DJ Without Learning How To Make Proper Transitions
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Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Airhead

Airheads are the world's most common population group, with a population of over 17 billion. They breed like rabbits are very prolific, and have created most of the world's literature, buildings, and societies. Airheads are celebrated in many cultures, such as the South and The Oscars. The world's first recorded airhead was Moronicles, an ancient Greek Scholar who tied himself to a wagon by accident and was dragged around Athens.
==Notable Airheads==
*Jim Henley, who congratulated a friend on being pregnant when she had actually just gained 50 pounds.
*Nathan Hale, the world's worst spy.
*Homer Simpson
*Robert Garet, who declared that Martin Luther King Jr. "never really did anything important".
*George Bush
*Ira Duisburg, who tucked his shirt through his fly.
*Holly Daley, who used "much" to describe a countable quantity, instead of "many"
*Rick Rosebush, who replied "Me too" when his date said "I love you."
==Habitat==
Airheads exist on all continents, but are most commonly found in Fenway Park, Idaho, and Donald Trump's cabinet.
==See also==
*Moron
*Loser
category:Stereotypes
Airline

The Airline is an ambitious project currently being planned by NASA. The intention is to create a zip-line connecting Venus and Mars, for the exclusive use of "anyone who can hold their breath really really long". These travellers would be called ziponauts.
== Current Plans ==
NASA are planning to have the Airline ready for use by Late 2099, just in time for the new century. The initial plan was to have it ready in 1996, just in time for the new century, but this target was hastily dropped when it turned out to be 4 weeks after the project announcement.
It is envisaged that the first attempt to install the line will take place in 2015, with identical attempts taking place every 5 years thereafter, until it happens to work out ok. At this time, the whole project will be hushed up and forgotten about by all, until the next major funding review, at which point it will be dramatically unveiled as a finished project which came in exactly on budget and exactly on time.
== Funding ==
The Airline is currently part way through its first billion dollars, a situation described as "not too shabby, eh?" by NASA's chief guerilla accountants.
== Concept Images ==
Graphics will be added at a later date, after image processing experts have worked out how to remove the mass of lens flare that NASA added in order to get initial funding from the unelected eurocrats.
== Criticism ==
While NASA has clearly seen the issue of being able to hold your breath for the distance between Venus and Mars, critics contend that NASA has not addressed other niggling problems with the proposed Airline.
While it may be possible to use meditation techniques to place oneself in a trance long enough to make the journey, the problem of temperature has not been mentioned in any of the proposals. According to scientists at the Tres Ursas University, without the protection of an atmosphere, the side of the person facing the sun would be too hot, the side facing away from the sun would be too cold. They do admit, however, that the inside of the person would be just right.
Other critics believe that NASA has not dealt with the problem of centrifugal force. They say that a trip from Venus to Mars is possible because the force of Mars tugging out the outside end of the cable would pull persons using the zipline out away from the sun, but one would not be able to make the trip in the other direction. NASA contends that the Sun's gravity would allow persons to travel from Mars to Venus. Independent computer models have shown a number of different possible outcomes ranging from the digital ziponauts splattering on the surface of Mars and Venus upon arrival to the ziponaut getting stranded in the middle of the zipline as the forces of centrifugal force and the Sun's gravity cancel each other out.
==Manager==
==Management== 
== See also ==
* Up
* Across
* Back down again
* Can you run an Airline?
* ATA Airlines
Category:Space
Category:Flying machines
Category:Aviation
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