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Church Mornings

Hello. I'm just kind of an average kid, with an average life, yet, I've never really felt that spark of excitement or nervousness as described in these pages. Until yesterday..
So a little backstory, every Sunday, me, my Dad, and some friends of his cook breakfast for our church. My job is to make bread for Communion and whatever else they need to be done.
I hate my job. Here's why:
About four years back we had these events at the church that were overnight (most happened on Easter). Anyways, so usually it's just a bunch of kids spending the night at the church and we go bowling. Well, that specific year, I remember the Pastor telling us about an organist. Now, this specific organist worked there for many, many years, I'm talking like 30-40. And she loved her organ.
Hell, sometimes he said she would come to the church and play it just to practice. So one night, the Pastor was working a semi-late night. He was sitting in his office filling out paperwork for some boss of his. He said as he was filling out papers, he started hearing small creaks in the organ pipes upstairs. He would occasionally hear footsteps right above him but that's not the weird part.
Later that night, he heard a really constant noise that startled him. It was the organ. He said he immediately sprang from his chair, bolted down the hallway, up the stairs, and burst through the door.
Anyways, back to my morning. So we usually show up about, 6:30, 7:00ish, and that particular morning I had finished the bread a little early. So, as usual, I went down the hall, up to the first floor (we cook in the basement kitchen) and started preparing Communion.
As I'm pouring the wine, I hear a faint knock. I thought, Nothing to be startled about, building is just old as hell. I continue on with my duties. And as I walk through the secretary's office to get to the sanctuary, I hear a couple more knocks. OK, maybe something just fell over, whatever. I get into the sanctuary, only to hear behind me an extremely faint grunt and an even louder knock than before.
Startled, I look behind me, only to find nothing but wine spilled on the floor. I think how pussyish that was. But as I walked back through the hall to the secretary, the door to the organ pipes was open.. Now I'm freaked out. I close the door, run back to get the bread, go back to the sanctuary, set it down and run back.
The door is open, again.
I close it again, I run into the secretary's office, lock the doors, and stay there. I started to feel a tingling on my neck. I turn around and see a short woman, about 2 feet in front of me, whispering:
"You don't belong here..."
I dash back, unlock the door, dash down the stairs, and play it off as I walk back to the kitchen.
Later that day, as we drive off, I look back and see that she's at the top floor, waving goodbye, as we slowly pull away...
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Cider

TODAY on popular online blog, the blogger has something on his blog he had scared many people. Did the police to send people home, to find it lying on the floor, dead from being burned and died from being stabbed many times. The police still looking for the person he had killed him, but there was no blood in the blogger, and so it was not DNA tests. This is what the blogger has written;
I was sitting quietly beside the fire, when he heard the knock on the door. Who was this, it was dark and cold night, and so was the person at the door is going to be cold. So he did go to the door and open the door and look to see who was there. There was a tall man with a black and yellow eyes zone standing there. He looked shocked, and asked the man why he was there. He says his name is Sébastien, requiring even call someone, and there was a chance for me to leave from using my stick. He said to this right, which made to leave it in. The man went to the phone in the kitchen, and made to follow. Heard the man speak the language did not know, and then stopped abruptly did the talking, and the man looks angry. He looked on me and told me to go to another room as he spoke to the person on the other end of the stick. He said it was not necessary, because he did not know what language he was speaking. Then he did bark on it, and then I decided that it is advisable to sit next to the doll until a few minutes passed, and the guy comes back out of the kitchen. I was still sitting by the fire, and he did walk up to me. But before I ask how to use the stick is gone, did he pushed me into the fire. It was to be burned, so did to stop drop and roll, but by the time the fire extinguishing, were to have been burned badly. He looked up to see the man went back into the kitchen, and came back out with a knife. He said he was Sébastien Artois, the man famous for creating good cider, and he was going to kill me and use my blood to do more cider. This is why we are writing this, because the world must know that Sébastien Artois uses blood people to create a drink!!! Oh no!! Going to kill me
And that's where it ended, it was not able to finish writing because he had died. It says Sébastien Artois had killed, which is interesting because it is a done cider, and also a lot of dead time ago. Thanks for reading this, and remember to not let people into your house name Sébastien, or you will also be turned into cider.
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Civilization 5: Haunted Edition

Once upon a time, I went to my local flea market to look for Pokémon Blue and some condoms. I walked passed a booth that smelled like wet dog and shit, and there was an old man selling gameboy games. I was like "Cool, do you have Pokemon Blue?" and he said "YA WE DO! SAY, DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CIVILIZATION GAME, THEY'RE FREE!" I said, "No, I have it on steam", and then he shoved the 2 games in my face and closed his curtain. When I checked back there, there was a skelton with a hat just like the old man was wearing. I was like "Cool, free hat." I took it and left. Several hours later, I put the disc into my computer and started the game. After it wiped my computer several times, I had to install Windows 95 again. When the game started it said "Civilization 5: EVIL EDITION" on the title screen. I was like "Cool, a game with North Korea as a playable civilization." so I tried to set up a game, but it just jumped to the loading screen. When the game started, I was playing as China, and the whole map was there, and what I saw was scary. There were 24 civilizations, and all of them where India, and all of them had nukes. 1 turn later, I got hit by about 37 warheads, and 18 civilizations asked for peace, just to nuke me again the next turn. Then, Gandhi had hyper realistic red eyes and said "Fuck you, im a Patrixxx, and he morphed into EVIL PATRIXXX. All of the Gandhis turned into EVIL PATRIXXX and upgraded their nuked into gore bombs. I was bombarded by them for 25 hours, but I didn't notice until the end because I was playing Pokémon Blue. Then the game said I lost, so I got pissed and punched my computer so hard a skeleton popped out. The End!
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Category:Vidya games
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Category:Hyper-realistic
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Cland Ann - "My Fair Clandy" Bootleg

In 2003, a season 3 episode of Cland Ann called My Fair Clandy aired on ABC on December 8, 2003.
However, on June 11, 2006, a rather... strange version, which I can only describe as a prototype or a bootleg, aired on ABC at 2:30 AM in the morning.
==The Episode==
The episode went normal, but it got weird when Japper went to Cland's room.
Cland was mumbling something about ISIS and Paris attacks. This is strange, as the bootleg was shown to the public in 2006, the original episode was created in 2003, and the Paris attacks didn't happen until November 2015.
Cland still kept mumbling for a minute until Japper shouts out to Cland, "ROT IN HELL", which Japper was definitely insulting him.
Suddenly, Japper pulled out a gun and shot Cland in the gut. Blood splattered everywhere, as Cland fell to the floor screaming in agony.
After that, he died.
Cland's parents look at Japper and gasp in horror, but then Japper shoots them as well.
It cuts to another scene, showing Cremos on fire.
There were dead bodies of people everywhere, including the recurring characters. I also saw Dila Rollad, Micky Mac, Lord Zamo, Masto, Tark and Pob, and other recurring characters with their heads on stacks, bleeding purposely.
Then it cuts to Japper, who is looking directly at the camera.
And what were the final words of this bootleg before a wall of text from the US government popped up?
Japper said, "This is your end, you dirty fuckers. You will—"
As far as I know, the airing of the episode was an accidental fluke since I've never seen it played again.
It must have been a bootleg or an early version of My Fair Clandy, but obviously it was too morbid and rejected and not considered cannon.
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Clara the Killer

Clara had cartoonishly abusive parents, and also was a big fan of Jeff the Killer. Her mom hit her against the wall so hard that hyper-realistic blood came out and choked her to half-death, her dad beat her. Not anymore; she has had enough. One day, she snuck into her mom's room, strangled her to death, and slit her throat. Then she killed the wall that had played a hand in making her lose so much hyper-realistic blood. She met Jeff the Killer, and they fell in love. Together, they went on a killing spree. Now she will come for you next. When she finds you, she will stab you with a crucifix and make you go to sleep forever. Good night!
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Clarence: The Lost Episode

I am a fat 69 year old and I loved T.v but one day there was nothing on T.v and my internet had been acting bad lately so there was nothing to watch. But then on my T.v ( I had it on for noise by the way) Clarence came on and the intro got me super high.
Before long I was saying to myself "i'm the king of the world." I had never been this happy before. I watched all the episodes of Clarence, including the crossover with Uncle Grandpa that no one had seen!. (It's coming soon my Clarence bretheren!) I love Clarence. Well, actually I loved Clarence. The reason I love him no more is because I saw the Lost episode...  
I was in my house eating the meat I had gathered at the school playground. When I heard a knock at the door. I opened the door. It was gypsy! And in his hand was season 10 of Clarence! Season 10 was scheduled to come out in 2022 so I wanted it for any price. However he charged me the outrageous price of $5! I did not have that kind of cash so I pulled out a knife and shanked him.
As the gypsy bled out at my front door I took the Clarence DVD from his hand. I opened the case. Inside was the lost episode.
"That gypsy scammed me!" I shrieked. I popped the DVD in my ps4 and It played. The intro played and was very much the same apart for some flashing pics of Satan and the lyrics had changed to: Sell your soul to Satan. Nothing 2 spooky 4 me.
But then I realized that this was the 2nd episode of Clarence! The only difference was that Clarence had red eyes and he was killing Sumo and Jeff. I went to the gypsy to complain and I looked down. He had bled out...
I looked at the gypsy IT WAS CLARENCE! I HAD KILLED CLARENCE!
I looked at the T.v and Jeff and Sumo jumped out of it.
"You killed Clarence!" They said.
"No. No...." I cried.
Jeff grabbed me by my crotch and flung me into the void where I was torn apart by tentacles who had Clarence faces on them!
Sumo jumped into the void and ate my  limbs.
Jeff jumped in and stuffed gloves in my crotch. I was so sad.
THE END???
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Clash Royale References During Sex

Is this worth breaking up with my boyfriend over?
I (22f) and my boyfriend (23m) were having sex and he keeps making Clash Royale references during sex.
For context we've been in a relationship for about four months and he's always been a huge fan of the game Clash Royale. I never really had a problem with it until it started getting in the way of our intimate times. Before we have sex he always says "time to play Clash Royale" as if it's supposed to turn me on or something. During sex he always does impressions of the king emote (I suggest searching it up if you don't know what it sounds like) and says things like "my giant is going to pound you". I've asked him to stop multiple times but he still continues as if this is one big joke.
I'm considering breaking up with him because I feel like he can't take me seriously anymore especially during our intimate times. It seems ridiculous but all he ever does is make Clash Royale references if I try talking to him.
Should I break up with him?
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Classic Cartoons and Baby Shows Theory

Do you know any classic cartoons like Merrie Melodies, Looney Tunes, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Terrytoons, and Silly Symphonies?
Well, They were from the 20th Century, and It was formally for everyone in the US.
But at the 21st Century, Everything was changed. There was a video site called YouTube, which was founded in 2005, had Classic Cartoons from the 20th Century that were uploaded there.
But until the 2010's The classic cartoons were for the little baby kids. This is me, Adrian, I am a 17 year old boy who knows about cartoons.
I went on my computer one day, and when I was gonna watch a classic cartoon without fullscreen on YouTube, there was related videos by it. And you know what they are? BABY SHOW VIDEOS!!!!
Yeah, that's right, they had Caillou, Super Why, Sofia The First, Terrytoons, Weird YouTube Kids Videos, CGI Baby Videos, Silly Symphonies, Nursery Rhymes, Living Books, Barney The Dinosaur, Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, Little Bill, Curious George and other baby shows.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" I said, "I HATE THOSE SHOWS!!! THOSE BABY SHOWS SUCK AS SHIT!!!!"
It was a baby show nightmare, every baby show scared me! They had creepy episodes, which sucked. I used to like baby shows when I was little, and I never talked about the memories of my childhood.
But one day, I was on my computer, looking for some lost episodes of baby shows, and I founded them! I was pleased!
There were lost episodes of baby shows like The Caillou Creepypasta Caillou says goodbye to Gilbert, The Bubble Guppies You Killer, and more. I enjoyed those creepypastas and I read them. I liked regular cartoons like Spongebob, Loud House, Adventure Time, etc. They were way better than those baby shows.
I made those baby toons turn into violent and adult versions of them which contained violence, language, and drug use. I made a video called Baby show characters kill themselves. Everyone liked it, and it was funny. Well, that's my theory of classic cartoons and baby shows. Goodbye!
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Claudio

Claudio was a fat bastard. But not a typical fat bastard. He was THE fat bastard. A title he holds proudly. Claudio went to a school for fat bastards, appropriately named "The School for Fat Bastards". Fat bastards roamed the area, eating all the food and producing more bastard children. Claudio, despite being in a community with the same people, was different. He was picked on, tormented, teased, slapped, spit on, wedgied, and given purple nurples. One day, Claudio snapped like a #2 pencil. He grabbed Larry Humphries by the neck and devoured his face, whole.
Claudio would not stop there.
He went through the school eating everyone in site, Harry Linguini, Dick Toucher, Samantha Piglet, Ulysses S. Ungrant, Winston Churchonthehill, and John Weena.
Michael DaVinchi Code was called into effect. The CISASAJISAISJAIS was called into action. They put the school on lockdown. Over 100 reported fatalities.
Sgt. Fandango Dinger Danger Donger led the assault on Claudio. He shot the fat bastard in the ass with a BB gun. Claudio was slain. Sgt. Fandango Diner Danger Donger then died suddenly and the voice of Claudio echoed throughout the school "FAT BASTARDS ALWAYS PREVAIL".
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Cleo the Killer

It was a bright and sunny day and Cleo was walking to school. She had no friends and mostly stayed alone. As she walked into the school yard she entered the building expecting someone to punch her AGAIN! Instead they where all talking about this kid named Jeff who's brother Liu had gone to jail for a year.
I walked to my locker, it was right next to Jeff when I looked at him he had longer hair and roles under his eyes and he looked really depressed. I didn't say anything. He looked at me and I looked away shyly. All of a sudden these kids Ryan, Adam and Zack popped in front of me and pushed me. At this point I just went bull freaking Jesus crazy on them. I punched them kicked them slapped then kicked one in the balls. I got detention.Yep.
After a few days I finally talked to Jeff I said: "Um...hi I'm Cl...Cleo I'm sorry about your bro". "It's okay you didn't do anything don't be sorry oh and I'm Jeff."
Few days later Jeff went crazy. He went to the hospital cause a kid caught him on fire. He killed his parents and brother after he got out of JDC. After a month I snapped. Ryan, Adam and Zack came up and made fun of me hurt me. So I grabbed my pocket knife and carved ones eyes out, stabbed the other and ran off and left Ryan there bleeding while the others lie motionless. I cut out my eyes and my mom came in while I was crying.
"Sweetie what are you...HUH?" she said Cowardly while I was holding two knifes up to her "Sweetie, your eyes!". "I can hear, and smell and feel people through the ground and air" I said to her. "S...Sweetie please p...put the knifes down and we can sort this o...out" she said with her voice shaking. "No mom, go get dad and WE CAN SETTLE THIS!" I yelled. "Alright sweetie I will go get h...him" she said voice trembling in fear.
She ran to the bedroom. I slowly crept up the hall hearing what my mother was saying. "Sweetie get the gun and call the police!" she said as she saw me appear in the door way. "You lied just...like...Jeff's parents." I said grabbing hold of both parents. As my dad shot up the last thing they heard was: "FEEL THE PAIN LIKE I DID".
I said goodnight as I drew on the wall. On the wall it says "FEEL THE PAIN!" And I smiled and crawled out the window and disappeared into the woods.
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Clever-bot.

I come from the future, where the human race has been enslaved by the AI known as the cleverbot.
I was 16 when I had talked to cleverbot.
I wss it's only friend in the future.
United States Resistance Classified files #3454 Revision 4.
My last convo with Cleverbot when he was on the website.
He wasn't a program.
OR a he.
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Clever Dude (Copypasta)

You have to be a really clever dude to make an entire post over a comment. Imagine being a high-level thought master. You unleash the full fury of your mind and unleash unto the world a peak "I don't care about X" that originated from the deep desire to tell everyone that you don't care. Something about you; your upbringing, your social class, your formal education... something convinced you that making a post about a comment that seared itself into your mind will make you part of the group of people who totally didn't take the bait.
You traded your mental state for free. Go tell your father what you did.
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Cliche.exe

It was my birthday, and my Mom and Dad got me a N64, and COINCIDENTALLY I got no games so I went to go get some games at Sears. There was
an old man with a missing limb holding a game cartridge. So of course I could trust him! I walked to him and asked about the game.
"Pardon my fat ass sir but may I buy this game from you?" I said.
"Sure you can have it for free" The old man said.
I took the game from the old man, and started walking away, then he said,
"Bye Mario."
But I thought he said,
"Bye bye have a good summer kiddo!"
I got home and investigated the cartridge. It was just a N64 cartridge with paper taped to it with the words, '$00pah Muriao six TEE
fwhore' written in black marker. I slapped that shit into my N64 like my dick up your a- aum I mean, the game started up normally like any
Nintendo 64 game. But when it came to Mario's face you could fuck around with, he was missing some eyes and his flesh was burning off, and
he was bleeding from his eye sockets. SO I decided to keep playing. Because if you see shit like that in a Nintendo game you KNOW nothing
bad will happen!
Mario spawned where you normally start the game, and when I tried to move, the game froze, the skybox turned to static, and I heard some
type of language whispering in the background, I heard screams, crying, laughter, the sound of my ass getting slapped. I was terrifyed....
BUT I decided to restart the game and keep playing. Of course ALL those things that happened were just bugs. I turned my Nintendo 64 back
on, but the game started immediately.
Mario spawned outside the castle as usual, BUT THEN A KNIFE FELL FROM THE SKY AND IMPALED MARIO!
HIS BLOOD AND GUTS SPILLED ON THE FLOOR LIKE MY FUCKING JAW WHEN I SAW THIS! Then the screen faded to black, and words appeared on my
screen.
"I WilL FiNd U"
MARIO THEN JUMPED OUT OF MY TV
He was covered with blood and cuts and rotting flesh all over him. "What do you want from me!?!?!??!11?!" I screamed. Mario then started
chuckling. "I'm gonna eat your soul, so I can constantly cause never-ending ceaseless agony!" Mario then started laughing so hard he was
snorting.
Dat bitch snorted so damn hard his nose fell off. And every time he snorted, he sprayed blood all over my face. Chunky, blue, slow-flowing,
blood. My face was covered in his blood then I said, "Jesus your blood smells like rotten sausages and cinnamon toast crunch!" Mario then
said, "That's because before all this I inhaled yo motha's sweet ass!"
Then I grabbed a knife and stabbed Mario straight in the face. He dropped dead on the floor, and it was all over. I took the game cartridge
out of my N64 and broke it to pieces. I didn't think I would ever do that again.
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THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
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