Jacob Haynes

is a player for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 23. Haynes has played for the Boston Flowers and Kansas City Breath Mints.
==Official League Records==
Haynes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Boston Flowers with .
In , Haynes led the league with a .500 OBP.
On , Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers lineup player Don Mitchell in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from .
By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423). 
On , Day 74, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by Chicago Firefighters lineup player Joshua Butt in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from .
On , Day 90, Haynes's pitching ability was siphoned by Miami Dale pitcher Sixpack Santiago in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from .
During the , Haynes received a combined stat increase as a result of the Hellmouth Sunbeams' blessing
On , Day 62, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Dudley Mueller in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from .
During the , Haynes received an increase in batting from as a result of the Unlimited Tacos' blessing.
During the Coffee Cup, Haynes played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.
Haynes was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Hierophantic Foible during the via the Breath Mints' will.
On , Day 94, Haynes' allergy was cured by The Meadow’s .
On , Day 97, Haynes' pitching ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Spears Taylor in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 
During the Haynes was traded back to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Hierophantic Foible via the Flowers' will.
On Season 1, Day 23, Haynes fell to the Yellowstone Magic during a game in Horizon weather, becoming Buried.
Haynes gained 1 Star of Defense and Running in the Season 1 elections as a result of the Magic's Wind Sprints blessing.
==History==
Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy. 
Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.
Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.
==Fan Works==
File:Jacob No.mp3|Businessmun Ferret advising Jacob against stealing home.
File:Jacob Haynes - Catboy - Boston Flowers.png|A Picture of Jacob Haynes as a Catboy. He has a very fluffy tail and is stretching. The art is by @Pandazeros. This is an 18+ Twitter.
File:Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.png|A headshot of a Catboy Jacob Haynes by Blockmechanics.
File:Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes.png|A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter
File:Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes HELPS OUT.png|A picture of Blaseball Reader Jacob Haynes responding to a discord message. Art by @FicusArt on twitter. This is an 18+ Twitter
File:Jacob Haynes.png|A digital drawing of Jacob Haynes. Art by Kieren
File:He's just a guy, she's just a wolf.png|Jacob Haynes & Alaynabella Hollywoodby @glassgoblin
File:JacobHaynes HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Category:Buried Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Club de Calf
Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees
Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees For Discipline or Expansion Era