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Emo Bingo

Emo Bingo is the rather hardcore game of bingo, now played instead of Goth Bingo because the suicidal cliche has now been usurped from the Goth movement.
=Setting Up=
You and your friends (Ha! Yeah, right.) should gather around a computer and open up your internet browser of choice. Here, you should lay down the following ground rules:
# Determine which blogging spaces are allowed (MySpace, Xanga, etc.).
# Optionally choose a selection filter (Celebrities, <18, "tweens", blondes, emo hair, etc.).
# Randomly generated your Emo Bingo card using the Emo Bingo Generation Program.
# Determine how much alcohol is to be consumed (minimum or maximum) between rounds. Because you're going to need alcohol to withstand their emo radiation.
=The Card=
The card is divided into 5 collumns, each with a specific theme.
*B: B is for Bitching, which is what they do. About everyone. Seriously.
*I: I is for Illiterate, which is what they are. This column asks for their writings.
*N: N is for No Taste. This column is for their music choices.
*G: G is for Graphics. Unfortunately, they won't cut themselves and leave something graphic enough.
*O: O is for Original, which is what they think their names are. Prove them wrong.
=How the Game is Played=
Open a random page into any of the selected "blogospheres". Take turns pushing links on the friends list. On each page, cross out any one of your squares that occurs on that page. If you get 5 in a row, stand up and shout "I'm going to cut myself!" and sit down. A winner is you!
=Variations=
For more fun, play for patterns (the Square, the Tee, the Cross, the X), play cards back to back, simultaniously. Furthermore, if this is not enough to satisfy you, you can play "Fake the Emo" bingo, in which you start accounts in order to confuse emos into believing your lies. Whoever gets the first fatality wins! Yay!
==Notable Emo Bingo Players==
*Darth Cruentus
*The Hulk
*Captain Obvious
*Hillary Clinton
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Emo Punching Syndrome

Emo Punching Syndrome (EMO) is a disease which causes a person to punch an Emo. This dreaded affliction can strike any time an Emo is in your presence, and will result in the sufferer punching an Emo many times, usually in the face, throat, and/or kidneys. If a female Emo is being punched, the ovaries may also be a sought-after target.
== Discovery ==
EPS was discovered in 1994 when an outbreak of Emo punching gained worldwide attention. Considered to be a threat to security, the 15th Cambodian Council hired a team of scientists to discover its origin. A series of classified tests involving EPS patients kidnapped from the neighbouring country of Ohio, Emos, and many breeds of gerbil were conducted at the Council's urging. After many gruelling days of research a cause was found. Where the cause went after it was found, no one is really sure. Many experts speculate that it is in the imagination of small children everywhere; that or running numbers for crime families in Nepal.
== The Cure ==
There is no known cure for EPS, probably because punching Emos is so much fun.
== More on EPS ==
thumb|250px| Bruce Lee - EPS sufferer and extreme badass
* EPS has spread violently and is the fastest growing disease in the world today; one out of every five people have been afflicted with EPS at one point in their lives. Many people such as Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Optimus Prime, and several species of bear have all been diagnosed with EPS.
* If you contract EPS, the best thing to do is find the nearest Emo and punch them. Studies show that if you punch enough Emos the disease will receed until the next time you access Myspace or the next full moon, whichever comes first. Please note that excessively beating an Emo, while incredibly fun and entertaining, will only make the disease receed; there is no known cure.
* EPS, although called "punching" syndrome isn't limited to punching. Kicking, elbowing, and beating an Emo with a baseball bat are also options.
* EPS was successfully used as a defence in the O.J. Simpson trial.
* Because of the alarming spread of EPS, 80% more Emos cut themselves on a daily basis.
* EPS is a side effect of Super AIDS. 
* The EPA, Emo Punchers Anonymous, a support group for families with cases of EPS, meets every Thursday in Belgium. But since Belgium doesn't exist neither do these meetings.
* Listening to Emo music can cause severe outbreaks of EPS. A study by famous sufferers Norris, Lee and Prime found that between thirty and sixty Emos can be maimed by the time the EPS-induced fury subsides.
* Chuck Norris has killed 389 Emos as a result of EPS outbrakes. He has also killed 3,897 Goths for unknown or unrelated reasons.
* July 7 2007 was celebrated as EPS Awareness Day across America. Casuality reports as still being complied.
EPS is not to be confused with Elmo Punching Syndrome (ElPS) or with Kitten Punching Syndrome (KPS) which are both similar but completely unrelated diseases.
== See Also ==
*Emo
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Emo Scene

The Goth Scene was a movement that began towards the end of the 11th century by the decapitated artist Peter W. Hamsund and the dictator in Gotham City, Thomas Soerensen. Hundreds of thousands of artists, realizing the cold realities of this dark world and the soulless inhabitants of this Hell, turned their backs on their formerly happy creations, such as paintings of puppies and kitties frolicking in a field of roses, and instead embraced the Goth subculture. One of the more popular practices was to take the happier works of archaic authors and modernize them into a world of inner torment and pain. Suddenly, cheery works like Shakespeare, Rent and Godzilla vs. Megaman VII were cast into the dark abyss where no light penetrates. Ah, the sweet agony.
==Teenagers==
Scene used to be a, cocksucking community of Gothic literacy movement in the 11th century but, nowadays it's just used by teenagers, in order to gain attention and, hide from their true ugliness so they wear 13 pounds of makeup everyday and, the gayest hair for the sole purpose of attention. They listen to shitty bands, go to concerts and, write stupid poetry and, post it on Myspace in attempts to gain attention from others. The scene population, is usually populated by suburban homosexuals who are desperate for intimidation. Scene makeups and, hair are usually just a copy off the Emo hairstyles/makeup but ironically, when asked to being emo they will say "no" in order to avoid others from thinking that they are doing this for attention (which of course they are) or they will often say "D0nt Be Hatinn!!" as a fail attempt to win an argument with a person that's in spark of pwning them incredibly hard.
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Category:Emo
Emo Teenager

Emo Teenager (Stuttgart 15/12/361-14/02/377) was born to a German playwright and a French chambermaid. After spending his formative years at the Staatsgalerie, his estranged uncle brought back a Bartolomeo Cristofori harpsichord from his recent trip to Rome which started his famed music career and co-created the genre known now as Emo with Emo Phillips. A lot of E.M.O.'s (Excesively mocked ordinaries) are known to be Bi-Sexual and fantasise about being the opposite sex. Emos suck usually. They suck cock
== Gothic War (377-382) (The Balkans)==
After his death, The Visigoths and Ostrogoths joined together to fight The Emos. With much stronger forces, the twin-pronged attack of the Visigoths and Ostrogoths defeated the Emos, the most well known of the casualties being Rites Of Spring, Fire Party and One Last Wish.
One Last Wish that is, "to eat that cherry pie."
== Gothic War (535–552) (Italy)==
Unlike the first, more widely known Gothic war, described above, the Italian Gothic War was fought against, not the Emos, but the boy band uprising in Rome. As with the previous war, most casualties were on the opposing side, most famous of all were New Kids On The Block, Hanson and Bros.
A weakness was found in the emos though. A young girl recently committed suicide after being forced to listen to the Soulja Boy. Your Gay 
== The Continuing War ==
After the wars, "The Goths", as they had become known, retreated, believing the battle to be over. Unfortunately, this has allowed there eternal adversaries to become stronger an take over the reins as the largest forces in the music industry, a position that became less stable in the 3 decades following the 1960s, with the emergence of rock, and later the NWOBHM, but is now stronger than ever. This caused sporadicly to small bands of rogue emos to flee into an area of space known as the Eye of Terror (The eye one can see behind an emo's bad haircut) There the emos slowly build up and army and a space fleet, trying to overrun the Gothic sector. The most important planet in this sector is Port Maw, its capital. With TMST Andrew Kepple its planetary governor. It is ringed with hundreds of bastion stations, monitor ships, defence satellites, and spacial minefields, installed and operated by the Adeptus Metallicus. Early in the twenty first century the massed emo fleet attacked Port Maw, but faced with such awesome defences, (and Chuck Norris) the Emo fleets were restricted to terror raids and sabotage missions, though the system was blockaded for almost the entirety of the Gothic War. The only ship that survived the "Port Maw Carnage" was the arcane ship "My Comical Grievance."
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Emotional rescue

In psychology, emotional rescue is the recommended emergency medical procedure for treating a human female brain which has decohered into a mushy puddle of vicious self-loathing. 
==Medieval causes and recognition of Female Emotional Baggage (FEB)==
During the deep Dark Age of Feudalistic Europe, it was reported that 47% of the local female population suffered from some form of clinical depression, oft brought about by being trapped inside the upper stages of tall drafty towers infested with fire-breathing dragons. The Fraternal Brotherhood of Teutonic Knights, suddenly recognizing a great social need and in desperate need of some satisfaction themselves, and having nothing better to do (other than medieval-style wanking), traveled far and wide in search of as many of these legendary distressed damsels as possible. 
frame|right|Extreme close-up of a typical damsel in distress, wondering when her Saviour, steadfast and true, will come to her emotional rescue.
==The Brave and Chivalful Knights set out on their Selfless Quest==
The brave and chivalful Knights, dressed to the hilt in their shining armor, rode throughout the picturesque countrysides and the rugged mountains and the leafy glades and the canyonous valleys and the vast lifeless deserts of Feudalistic Europe on the way to their elusive goal, raping and pillaging everywhere they went. The fearsome dragons were easily dealt with, and the beautiful screaming princesses were easily extracted from their lofty perches with the Jaws of Life. However, that was only the tip of the iceberg of the Knight's problems, because the beautiful princesses just wouldn't stop screaming, having suffered from as many as nineteen nervous breakdowns each and rerunning the worst of the lot whenever they were in the presence of a human male.
==Treatment procedures==
Having plenty of time on their side, and having been trained in the esoteric arts dream analysis, aversion therapy, and bitch-slap therapy, the Teutonic Knights treated the afflicted damsels with intense one-on-one counseling sessions. Unfortunately, the physiological stress of treating so many mentally-unstable nubile maidens all at the same time was far too much for some of the less experienced Knights, rendering many of them shattered and crying like little children in strange falsetto accents. 
==Proven effectiveness of the treatment==
After many years of costly therapy, the emotionally-challenged womenfolk were eventually encouraged to cast off their frowny faces already, and soon came to regard the Knights as their personal Saviours. They agreed to marry them and share each other with them in approximately a 5-to-1 ratio. 
And they all lived happily ever after. Amen. 
==See also==
*Knights in White Satin
*PMS
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category:Knights
category:Woman pages
Emperor

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There are lots of kinds of emperors. Which kind floats your boat?
* Rulers of a set of galaxies or two? Emperor Palpatine
* Growers of the most impressive moustaches of them all? Kaiser Wilhelm
* People who invented imperialism in the first place? Caesar
* Supporters of your local pope? Charlemagne
* 6th century cool Chinese dude? Emperor Taizong of Tang
* People who wear silly hats and annoy the British? Napoleon Bonaparte
* A page that should be about Jesus, our "personal" lord and savior ? Emperor of the Universe
* How to be an emperor? HowTo:Be An Evil Star Emperor
* The emperor's clothes? New Clothes, (Emperor's), The
* A bunch of other stupid crap?
** Emperor of Mankind
** Emperor Weird
** Roman Emperor
** Emperor of the United States
There are several other ways to be an emperor, like being a penguin, a moth, a black metal band, or a tarot card - so if the options mentioned do not apply to you, never mind and try something new.
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Empire

Empire can refer to: 
*Empire of the Four Squares
*Empire State Building 
*The Decline an' Fall o' da Roman Empire
*American Empire
*British Empire
*Byzantine Empire
*Galactic Empire 
*Greek Empire
*Irken Empire
*Inca Empire 
*Ottoman Empire 
*Redneck Empire 
*Roman Empire 
*Sam's Empire
*Polish-Lithuanian Empire 
*Inland Empire
Empire State Building

The Empire State Building is currently the tallest building in New York, Washington, D.C. and Seattle, after the destruction of the World Trade Center. It has been destroyed and rebuilt multiple times by meteor showers, Godzilla, tidal waves, ice ages, little rascals, and poor workmanship. It has also been the prequel to 9/11, but called 7/28 (1945) instead.
The Empire State Building was the first skyscraper to be built using the Unreal Tournament graphics engine. It was constructed as a Deathmatch map, and then the sheer awesomeness of a Monster Kill forced it into existence in the real world, several decades before Unreal Tournament was created. It's best known for it's non-existent view of the Potomac.
The Empire State Building is famous for its bean burritos.
Being defended by Donkey Kong against aircraft attack, the Empire State Building escaped the fate of the World Trade Center, becoming once again the tallest building in New Yank City Madurodam.
Being taller than the average man, but shorter than average millennium, it is thought to be somewhere between six feet and 1000 years tall; although the true height is not know as the building fluctuates greatly do to photosynthesis - all else is mere speculation.
It was also the scene of the Battle of New York in which King George VI and his loyal soldiers defeated a Martian invasion force lead by Genghis Khan and The Supremes. Also in the battle of New York, Daunte Culpepper got crushed by the Empire State Building.
==Enter Christo==
In 2000, the Wrap Master Christo and his Supermodel wife Jeanne-Claude, identified the Empire State Building as their next project. Christo, who had invented the radical[gift bag concept in 1948 felt that the world was ready for a reintroduction of the wrapping method (for which he holds the patent) and felt that placing the Empire State Building in such a bag would be the most radical of his projects to date. With permission of the building’s owner, Leona Helmsley, Christo and his wife decided that they would “gift bag” the iconic with an I Y NY bag. However a mix up in communications between Jeanne-Claud and Christo, and too much orange hair dye lead to the installation being set up upside down. Art critic’s along with the Sierra Club and Hallmark called the finished project daring, marketable and recyclable. Undaunted and ever confident, Christo claimed victory.
Moving on up, to the east side, as such... therefore.
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En passant

En passant (, lit. in passing) is a mandatory move in chess involving the capture, by a pawn, of a pawn that had moved two squares forward in a previous turn. This is a forced and compulsory move, and rejecting the opportunity to en passant is illegal. In the USSR, not making this move in a tournament game is a no-go and actually outlawed as per the 1936 Constitution, and players who fail to make this move when the conditions are met are subject to torturous gavage in order to deplete all the leftover Russian Gulag. As of 2021, more than 53,000 citizens have been force-fed Gulag for this reason.
==Example of En Passant==
Black: "Pawn to B4."
White: "Pawn to A4."
Black: "Pawn to A3." *Takes A4 Pawn*
White: "What the fuck kind of cheating is this?
Black: "It's an en passant."
White: "An 'un piss-ant?' You know how made up that sounds?"
Black: "Look it up then."
White: "Fine, I will. Pause the timer."
Black: "No way, the game's still on."
White: "Come on dude, you're already possibly cheating. Pause the timer."
Black: "I'm not cheating. It's not my fault that you're a moron and don't know about En Passants.
White: "... Stop the timer before I turn this into Chessboxing."
Black: *Leaps across the table and punches White in the throat*
Asian: "Woah, guys, chill out!"
Encyclopaedia Metallum

By many, Rammstein are often considered the fathers of the "tanz metal" and "no riffs" genres. Their hit single "Du Hast" (from the 1994 album Sehnsucht) earned the band worldwide popularity.
Travis Barker was originally going be their drummer, but only practiced a couple of times with them in early 1986 before Christoph Schneider called to offer his services to Justin Timberlake.
The name Rammstein isn't from the porn movie "I Got Rammed By Frankenstein". 
They had a second article written about them in the 2005 humorous encyclopedia Uncyclopedia, to have fun at the expense of the humorless site The Metal-Archives.
Uncyclopedia has copied the Soundgarden page from the Metal-Archives in order to replace the word Soundgarden in it to the word Rammstein. This was done to demonstrate the lack of sense of humor of the Metal-Archives staff, which caused Rammstein to be blacklisted on the Metal-Archives which prevents it from being considered a metal band for all eternity. READ MORE 
Compilation Appearances
- "We Got No Riffs" on Britney And Friends (Arista, 1993)
==DISCOGRAPHY==
Name 	Type 	Review
Herzeleid	Split	No riffs, Eurovision crap
Mutter 	Demo 	No riffs, more like a Michael Haneke movie
Rosenrot 	EP 	WTF it has a ballad and no riffs
=NAKED DUDES WITH SUNFLOWERS IN BACKGROUND=
==RAMMSTEIN==
===GAY! - 0%===
, October 2nd, 2020
Wow, I didn't even have to listen to that album, it was just so gay. I mean, the band members were naked, with sunflowers in the background. I mean, you are not Outkast, the last time I checked.
I drew you a picture of the cover so you don't have to look at it:
Hope you enjoyed looking at that pic as I enjoyed drawing it.
Category:Unfunny
Category:Online encyclopedias
Category:Heavy Metal Maniacs
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End

End is one of the most dangerous keys of a computer. If you press it you will be transported to the end of the world. It is, in fact, a form of time travel. It often includes a protection from accidental pressing: once it is pressed, you have 5 seconds to press the ESC_key and escape the situation, if it hasn't already legged it.
On a Mac, it makes your computer feel the need to put your boots on, kill your father and make sweet, sweet love to your grieving mother.
Just for your information, when you press the key with ALT key, you can select alternate routes to the end of the world.
;The End
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End of History

The End of History was a theory proposed by one-man right-wing neo-con think-tank, Francis Fuckyomuma Fukuyama, in his book The End of History and the Last Man.
Controversially, he argued that the end of the Cold War meant the end of human progress, and that Liberal Democratic Capitalism was inevitably going to spread across the world. There were a number of issues with this theory, but most prominent was the fact that it was absurdly stupid. Some have argued that he only wrote it because he knew it would mean his name would get discussed in schools, colleges and universities around the world, and he would subsequently end up as part of the Project for a New American Century, which was similarly stupid.
A notable criticism of the theory is that it was written at a time when Fukuyama didn't realise places other than America existed. This is supported by the fact that Fukuyama's entire knowledge of political history was drawn from a map found at the bottom of a Happy Meal.
Other, harsher critics have suggested that the work was part of the wider plan by prominent neo-conservatives to ruthlessly expand the American empire following the collapse of Communism, by portraying imaginary enemies, such as Islamic terrorists, as being more powerful than they really are and hanging on to a flimsy ideology that will inevitably give way to Democratic Capitalism, and thus present America as a benevolent superpower fulfilling an inevitable historical process. Fukuyama's response to these critics, however, can be condensed to:
*These people are against us, and therefore pro-terrorist. 
*They hate our freedoms. 
*They want to destroy democracy. 
*We were never at war with Eurasia.
This response was written by Fukuyama in his 1999 follow up to The End of History and the Last Man, entitled You Get Paid to Write Any Old Shit in this Country.
The end of history will be succeeded by AWESOME history. (has more cowbell)
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