Spooky Spaghetti

Surely you've heard of a Creepypasta before, right? You know, Jeff the Killer, Smile.jpg, BEN Drowned, and so on. This had inspired a young Creepypasta fan to create his own unique genre of horror—Spooky Spaghetti.
This Creepypasta fan is also under the name "Spooky Spaghetti" on the Internet, though on certain sites, such as YouTube, he adds a "666" to his name.
Spooky Spaghetti's very first Spooky Spaghetti was Jerry the Murderer, and was sadly unsuccessful. No-one was scared of it, nor was anyone interested. His second title, Sonic.mov, was also unsuccessful, even more so than Jerry the Murderer. Squidward Shoots Himself was also a failure, along with Bart Dies and Mickey Walks Down A Road. JAKE Choked didn't work out either. But his most unsuccessful title of all was Urine Whistle.
After several failures of attempting to write a Spooky Spaghetti that's actually spooky, Spooky Spaghetti had received tons of hate and was ridiculed over the Internet for his name and for attempting to blatantly rip off Creepypasta. Spooky Spaghetti regrets what he has done, and quits his hobby of writing Spooky Spaghetti for people to read. At least for now.
However, one day, Spooky Spaghetti had come up with an idea, a brilliant one at that, something that people might actually find scary or at least worth reading—his latest and greatest Spooky Spaghetti, AGONY. It was highly successful, rivaling Smile.jpg and Squidward's Suicide. Here's the story...
I had received a very long email from my best friend Jeremy, and I did not like what it said at all.
I couldn't believe this the first time I read it. I didn't want to believe it. Jeremy was my best friend, and he's willing to give up our friendship over a stupid TV channel? I'm starting to get paranoid now. What if Jeremy was lying about all that? He probably just wanted to come up with an excuse for ditching our friendship for whatever reason. I bet this "AGONY" thing doesn't even exist. That's what part of me thinks, while the other part of me says, what if "AGONY" is real? Could there really be a 666th channel named "AGONY" on my cable? If there is, what should I do? Should I just destroy the cable device as Jeremy suggested? Of course, I'd need my parents' permission for that, they'd get pretty pissed off at me destroying our cable box without any evidence of Channel 666, besides Jeremy's message. I still need to find out if this channel really exists though, and there's only one way to find out... *grabs the TV remote*
"AGONY"...
I'm coming for you.
Spooky Spaghetti's "AGONY" had mostly received highly positive reviews and also a little negativity due to the story being "cliche" and since it was written by the same author of Jerry the Murderer, Sonic.mov, and other aforementioned Scary Spaghetti failures. This had encouraged Spooky Spaghetti to write more, as his fans believed he was an artistic genius.
Cliche horror story after cliche horror story, Spooky Spaghetti had gotten bored of his reiterative job, and decided to talk to his best friend Mike through Internet chat.
Spooky Spaghetti: Hey, mate.
Mike: 'Sup?
Spooky Spaghetti: Nothing much.
Mike: Dude, I've read all of your Spooky Spaghetti so far, and they're great! You truly are an artistic genius!
Spooky Spaghetti: Thanks man, I don't know what I'd do without you.
Mike: No problem.
Spooky Spaghetti: It's just that... I'm getting so bored of my job, doing the same thing over and over again day after day, night after night... I need a fresh start. A new life. This is getting depressing and tiresome, and I don't know if I could go on much longer.
Mike: Whoa. Really? Well, sorry about that, man... If you really are getting sick if writing Spooky Spaghetti, what do you want to do?
Spooky Spaghetti: I've realized my dream is to become an infamous pirate, computer hacker, billionaire, serial killer, terrorist, singer, porn star, and drug dealer... Seriously, that's all I want, is that so much to ask for? Why do I have to get such a difficult, tiresome job, sitting on my ass all day and writing stuff, when I could easily become the world's most successful pirate, computer hacker, billionaire, serial killer, terrorist, singer, porn star, and drug dealer instead?!
Mike: That is so true!
Spooky Spaghetti: Mike, I'd like to talk to you in person sometime later. Actually, as soon as possible.
Mike: ...Why?
Spooky Spaghetti: Well, I did say I want to become a serial killer, didn't I?
Mike: 'Kay bye you're not my friend anymore I hate you go away fuck you psychopath bye. *disconnects*
Spooky Spaghetti recorded himself in real life during the chat and uploaded the video on YouTube. About 20 seconds in, he began to masturbate furiously.
After the chat, Spooky Spaghetti became lonely. So lonely that he became angry. Angry at how much his life is a failure. To relieve his anger, he became a singer and sung about his Spooky Spaghetti. Due to much controversy, he has been officially confirmed to be the world's worst singer.
Spooky Spaghetti gave up his singing career and became depressed. Instead of cutting himself, he bit the skin of his arms off. Then he became a serial killer so he could feel better. His infamous phrase before murdering a victim was "GO TO SPAGHETTI". However, the police caught him and he was sentenced to life in prison.
Spooky Spaghetti was angrier and more depressed than ever. There was a computer in his cell, so he used it to learn computer hacking. Once he became a professional hacker, he began to commit a horrible, evil, atrocious crime...
He drew a terrifying, hyper-realistic image of himself and leaked it to the Internet literally everywhere, also as a virus. An incredibly easy to get virus, which could be anywhere, at anytime. The image caused mental trauma, strokes, seizures, brain cancer, and heart attacks for anyone who viewed it. For committing such a vile act, his computer had been confiscated and he lived in his cell alone with no toilet, bed, or television. Eventually, a consensus was formed in regards to him qualifying for capital punishment, and so he was mercilessly executed on the spot. This is the end of poor old Spooky Spaghetti, but his legend remains among the hearts of his people, and so do his shitty, cliche Spooky Spaghetti.
...But wait, what was this image that Spooky Spaghetti had leaked to the Internet? What could have possibly made it so terrifying that it would give people mental trauma/strokes/seizures/brain cancer/heart attacks? Well... you'll find out right about now. (WARNING: View this image at your own risk. You might end up like everyone else who saw it. Not that anyone cares. WARNING 2: Also contains spooky skeletons.)
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