UKball

The United Kingdomball, also known as Royalball Englandball (Great) Britainball, officially known as TERF Island Galarball the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Irelandball, is a problem maker sovereign countryball taking up most of the Western European archipelago known as the British isles. It is made up of Four combined constituent countryballs, 14 overseas territoriesballs and 3 Crown Dependenciesballs, with Northern Irelandball sharing a border with Irelandball, giving him an area of (93,600 sq mi). Its capital and largest city is Londonball. United Kingdomball is the fourth most populous island nation after Indonesiaball, Japanball, and Philippinesball, and the most populous island nation that isn't from Asia.
While not only a member of NATO and the United Nations, they also work for the G20 (Group of Twenty), a club that has the world's 19 largest economies plus the EUball. This also applies to G7, which they work alongside USAball, Canadaball, Germanyball, Italyball, Franceball, and Japanball.
UKball is often seen as a former superpower on the world stage and a crumbling old man. The British Empireball was the largest empire in all of human history. Even today, they still have significant influence, as they are the leading 'soft power' and runs their own organisation of nearly all of their former colonies along with Portuguese Mozambiqueball, Belgian Rwandaball and French Togoball and Gabonball for some reason called the Commonwealth and is a permanent member of the UN Security Council. Though the empire has dissolved, they love to remember that they once dominated 25% of the world, which is how they coined the phrase Rule Britannia! (Britannia is their Latin name).
United Kingdomball's birthday is the 1st of May, as they were formed via the Act of Union, but they don't have an official national or independence day.
In 1979, it gained the ability to have Female Leadership (in terms of Prime Ministers), but that caused two problems: The Poll Tax and Irish Hunger Tax.
== History ==
NOTE: Due to the page's length, it has been split to UKball/History.
== Personality ==
It loves Crumpets, tea ('a bit too much, as they panics when they run out and stabs anyone who steals it'), Fish and Chips, Football, 'Doctor Who, Top Hats, Monocles, Canes, Scotch Whisky, Pork, Stiff Upper Lip, and World Domination, it also apparently loves the EU Food laws, despite not being in it.'
Nowadays, United Kingdomball experiences heavy nostalgia for its old empire like Russian Empireball, back when itruled the waves (still does, but not as much) but it along with others is planning space exploration and will rebuild the empire there (Britannia rule the stars?).
Has a friendly rivalry with estranged child United Statesball (Although sometimes slightly annoyed by its arrogance) and Germanyball, who is United Kingdomball's other favorite European friend alongside the likes of Portugalball. Kicked Franceball's butt with the likes of German Empireball, although these days they are friends. Currently doesn't like Spainball as it pretends that it is strong and can take Gibraltarball, similarly to how Argentinaball on the Malvinasball. (Malvinas? What is that?).
==Appearance==
After the fusion of the Kingdom of Great Britainball and the Kingdom of Irelandball, the newly-renamed UKball changed its flag to add the red diagonal stripes seen today. It always has a top hat and monocle on. In its home clay, UKball can be found drinking tea and eating fish and chips, or complaining about immigrants alongside the USAball. 
== Relationships ==
NOTE: Due to the page's length, it has been split to UKball/Relationships.
==Subdivisionballs==
=== Constituent Countryballs and Provinceballs ===
United Kingdomball is a combined kingdom of three different constituent countryballs and one provinceball:
* Englandball - The leading ball of the United Kingdomball, it is the leader of the other three, holding both the British Monarchy and Parliament. ('in some comics, Englandball is synonymous with the whole United Kingdomball, while in others its the exact opposite') its old Imperial self loves conquest, roast beef, and tea. Its modern Chav self loves Rock and Roll, anarchy, football, and speaking in crude English (e.g.: u wot m8?! I'll bash your fockin' head, swear on me, mum). It is now upset that it has no government like the other countries in the United Kingdomball do.
* Northern Irelandball - Once upon a time, all of Irelandball's clay was part of the United Kingdomball. But after that, it rebelled in 1916. Ireland was split into two, with the northern side ( Ulsterball being split himself) remaining loyal to United Kingdomball. Northern Irelandball's status within United Kingdomball is disputed.
* Scotlandball - The northern neighbour of Englandball, it loves bagpipes, claymores, and FREEDOM. It still cannot into independence. It is sometimes found under United Kingdomball's tophat. After leaving the European Unionball, it wants to leave more and more by the minute from Englandball (not anymore). It is very often seen arguing with England.
* Walesball - West of Englandball, Walesball is the sibling of Scotlandball and the origin of medieval England's longbow, which helped them defeat Franceball sometimes. Still loves molesting sheep and talking gibberish today.
===British Overseas Territoryballs and Crown Dependencyballs===
* Anguillaball 
* Bermudatriangle 
* British Antarcticaball - One of the claims on Antarcticaball
* British Indian Ocean Territoryball - currently in process of giving him over to Mauritiusball
* British Virgin Islandsball 
* Cayman Islandsball 
* Falkland Islandsball - claimed by Argentinaball 
* Gibraltarball - claimed by Spainball
* Montserratball
* Pitcairn Islandsball 
* Saint Helenaball, Ascensionball and Tristan da Cunhaball 
* South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islandsball - claimed by Argentinaball
* Akrotiri and Dhekeliaball 
* Turks and Caicos Islandsball
* Guernseyball - Crown dependency 
* Isle of Manball - Crown dependency 
* Jerseyball - Crown dependency
== Trivia ==
* UKball has the most historical territories in the world due to their own Empire.
* Its flag is called the Union Flag (or the Union Jack when flown in ships). Its design represents a blending of the English and Scottish flags and the flag of St Patrick which represents Ireland. The Welsh don't get a part because they were a part of England when the flag was designed.
** The flag appears on more than ten flags of other countryballs and dependencyballs around the world.
* In Polandball rule, UKball must always wear a top hat and a monocle as a stereotypical way to show themselves as elegant and intellectual.
* In 16th century England, bearded men had to pay special taxes.
* Before Englandball invented the English language, they spoke French.
* London's Big Ben is not the clock, but the bell inside it. It rings every 15 minutes, and one can hear it from five miles.
* The King owns all the sturgeons, whales and dolphins in the waters within 3 miles of the UK.
* People say that one of its children, Englandball is one of the most dangerous players in the Euro and World Cup.
* In 18th century Britain it was illegal for men and women to sunbathe in the same beach.
* The Polandball meme was invented by the British user FALCO in order to troll a specific Polish user named Wojak on the German imageboard Krautchan.
== Information for artists ==
=== Flag colours ===
=== How to draw ===
This is how to draw UKball:
# Draw the typical circle (NO CIRCLE TOOL) with a blue background.
# Draw a white cross like this: (--|--)
# Draw another white cross like this: (><)
# Repeat steps 2 and 3, but with fewer wide lines and in red.
# Draw a black top hat.
# Draw the eyes and a monocle and cane (optional), and you're finished!
== Quotes ==
== Gallery ==
==See also==
Category:Island Countryball
Category:Christian
Category:Protestant
Category:Monarchy
Category:Europe
Category:UKball
Category:English Speaking Countryball
Category:Cross
Category:Commonwealth of Nationsball
Category:UNball
Category:NATOball
Category:G20
Category:Germanic
Category:Celtic
Category:British Empireball
Category:West Europe
Category:Small Countryballs with Big Populations
Category:Red Blue White
Category:Catholic
Category:Kingdom
Category:G7
Category:Atlantic Ocean
Category:North Europe
Category:SEATOball
Category:Anglican Christian
Category:Methodist Christian
Category:Countryballs
Category:Unitary
Category:Western World