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Salem (band)

Mordecai was a Jewish guy from Poland. In 1938 he wrote the song "The Little Town is Burning" as a response to the rise in pogroms against Jews in Poland. He was killed during the Holocaust. The song, which was written in Yiddish and was later translated into Hebrew, became a huge hit in Israel. At some point the song was recorded by the Israeli death metal band, Salem, and became the signature song of the band. The song is about Polish people murdering Jews. The song is from the concept album Kaddish, which is Salem's signature album. The concept of Kaddish is the Holocaust. So "Ha'ayara Bo'eret" (the name of the song in Hebrew) is also about the Holocaust. Many people see the song as a prophecy warning from the Holocaust. If Salem ever set their feet in Poland, they will not be arrested. Because in Poland, it is OK to say that Polish people murdered Jews during the Holocaust, if you say it as a part of your art. But if you just say it in a regular way, you go to jail. Not many people understand the Holocaust Bill. Do you know why it is good? So that people won't ever dare to blame Poland for surrendering to Germany and allow it to turn Poland into its private kill room. If you do that, you go to jail, where you will have time to concentrate and realise how wrong you were. And if there were to be another Holocaust, and if by any chance Poland will be occupied again, and you will be locked inside one of these concentration jails, we will totally pardon you. Because that would be under the occupation of the Fourth Reich, and the Holocaust Bill is talking about the Third Reich. The Reich is infinite and everlasting, it has no finite number. So all the previous Reichs become obsolete once a new Reich is established.
Only Germany did the Holocaust, not Poland. Poland only made Mordecai.
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Sales tax

Sales tax is primarily a method for revenue collection for greasy teenagers at fast food joints. It is also used by hired thugs and trained monkeys the local governments keep in cages until "tacks season," at which point they enter homes and steal money and anything they find with an original price tag. During this time, department stores hire hundreds of Hessians (drunken mercenaries, armed to the teeth) and tell them to shoot government monkeys on sight, fearing accidental intrusions. Sales tax is doubled on Tax Day, exactly six months after Tacks season, and the monkeys are given free reign for eight hours and locked up again. Iowa, Wisconsin, and China refuse to participate in the sales tacks ritual and are under heavy sanction from the Antarctic Union, whose primary export is government monkeys.
Sales tacks manuals are written in Latin and Greek, mainly to confuse the local population. In Greece, rumor has it that sales tacks law code is written in Chinese so it stays confusing. In most countries, tourists, politicians, and monkeys are exempt from sales tacks, which, according to official law, has a lot to do with the pointy end.
While Iron Man goes on a bicentennial government monkey hunt with the original Terminator, now Governor of California, sales tacks still exist because of their incredible rate of reproduction. Several small tribes of American Indians make their living off of sales tacks, souvenirs, and cigarettes, and on occasion gather outside the University of Illinois and Florida Seminoles games to protest sales tacks hunts.
Sales tacks relies mainly on the principle of Pyramid Taxation, which originated in Ancient Egypt, not to be confused with taxation without representation (propaganda used by the fountain fathers of the Ungrateful Stumps of Antarctica). Pyramid taxation was originally used to pay for ziggurats, but now exists so reigning monarchs can stick persons and corporations multiple times (see income tax, social security).
As sales tacks are mysterious beings, more information on them is greatly appreciated by rebellious philanthropic playboy superheroes-in-disguise, the Govenator, and any citizens that know Greek.
Category:Things that may be out to get youCategory:EconomicsCategory:Evil
Salesforce Tower

The SexSalesforce Tower, formerly known as the Transbaygender Tower is a giant glass dick which moonlights as the tallest building in San Francisco, California. Appropriately located in California's own dildo of a city, the Salescock Tower was completed in 2018 and opened to the public adjacent to the city's largest BDSM club. The Sexforce Tower is a L33T5P3AK Platinum-certified building, and is one of the most sustainably sexy skyscrapers in the world.
The tower is also home to a number of high-tech features, including a state-of-the-art sexual stimulation system, and a Jewish space laser command station. The Semenforce Tower is also the home of various social justice warrior conventions, and the basement contains a Pronoun-Police training facility.
== History ==
=== al-Big-daddi's dick ===
The tower was first conceived in 1969 by Abu Bakhar bin Saud al-Big-daddi, designing it originally as a test target for the September 11 attacks. However, due to negotiation errors, he was unable to get his way and the tower ended up being more secure than just a giant concrete dust bomb. The tower originally was supposed to be 2,000 feet tall (twice as long as al-Big-daddi's own dildo), but sadly it got cut down since the bin Laden family didn't want to fund a giant glass shard in San Francisco (they opted to do it in London instead). 
Construction originally began on June 4, 1989, though a minor "earthquake" on that day affecting both China and the United States caused construction to be postponed. After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, al-Big-daddi was arrested and sentenced to death by public execution at the Lincoln Memorial (although his sentence was later commuted to execution by drowning in the San Francisco Bay). 
=== Redesign and construction ===
After al-Big-daddi's martyring, Gay officials pursued to completely redesign al-Big-daddi's original design for the Transbay Tower, though it was renamed to the Transgender Tower to "honor" the worthless scumbags down on Folsom Street. The Gay officials, in the end, decided to retain the dick design, but modified it to be earthquake proof as well as plane-proof after Allah's messenger Obama bin Laden sent his goonies to destroy the two ugliest skyscrapers in the world. 
Construction officially began on September 5, 2003, though political scandals from those damn liberals in Sacramento prevented serious progress from being made until 2011. Once it was completed, the extant future plans for a flanking pair of sports arenas under inflatable domes were abruptly cancelled for some reason. 
== Structure ==
The Transgender Tower has floors lined with creamy white concrete in the shape of everyone's favorite 21st finger. It has 69,420 offices located, and at night the top lights up with pretty pictures and videos ;-)
Access to the tower is open only to employees of Sexforce, as well as certain sacred Zionists whom Allah has deemed worthy. 
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Salmon

SALMON. Fucking salmon. So, what. LIKE WE DON'T ALREADY FUCKING KNOW WHAT A DAMN SALMON IS. And WHAT THE FUCK? Why do they have to give salmon really fucking weird scientific names like "Onchorhynchus tschawytscha" and shit? I mean, I don't even think I fucking SPELLED that right. Like, come on, dudes? What the actual hell? 
== Characteristics ==
Salmon is a funny-looking fish that looks funny. Most of the time, they're either gray or brownish orange; however, most people don't identify salmon by their outside color, but rather, by their inside color.
Most fishes have a white fleshy thingy inside when you kill them and open them to eat them. However, it seems that salmons wanted to feel special, because their flesh isn't any kind of white; rather, it's a weird pinkey orange-ish tone. It's almost as if they had an "eat me" sign hanging in the inside of their skins (is that even possible?), so that the predators around them can easily kill them -basically THE POLAR OPPOSITE of what natural selection is all about.
== Life cycle ==
They start at the top of their streams as little bitty babies. A WHOLE BUNCH of little bitty babies. Like, a MILLION fucking eggs together. Like, those rivers can't support all those babies. So what are those little fries supposed to do? (That's what baby fish are called, apparently!) EAT EACH OTHER??!! EAT EACH OTHER. THAT'S ALL THEY CAN FUCKING DO. EAT EACH OTHER. Can they even EAT EACH OTHER? Oh yeah. There's those yolk sacs. But, damn, nature, WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO FUCKING CRUEL? 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!!
So they go through a weird-ass transformation when they go upstream to fuck each otherThis is what horny teens call the omegaverse (don't ask me how I know what that is!!), grow curly lips and shit. Like, that's gotta be painful as fucking HELL! Like, who the heck DESIGNED these fucking fishes? Why you gotta be so fucking cruel? Like, COME ON!!
Why the fuck do they die after they lay their eggs? I mean, they sure do want something to fuck, as you can tell from the picture, but they only are able to do it once? What the fuck, God, what were you even thinking?
== As food ==
So, SALMON. You can grill 'em, smoke 'em, eat 'em raw, smoke 'em, make salmon patties, smoke 'em, eat 'em in sushi, smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em, smoke 'em, and... er... that's about it. But DAMN, salmon is good. I mean, calling the little baby salmon "fish fries" is already making me hungry as hell!
Hold on, there's this guy bugging me in the talk section that the plural of "fish fry" is "fish fry," not "fish fries." OK, Mr. Grammar Guy, just let me write this fucking Article, OK? God...
Fuck, this article really is making me hungry. Well, maybe eating will calm me down... Time to stuff my face!
*drives over to some random food market*
Holy cow, they're out of season! GOD, this shit is expensive, WHAT THE FUCK?!
== See also ==
* Bass
* Tuna
* Fish Puns
== Footnotes ==
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Salmon (color)

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=Salmon (color)=
Salmon is a highly-requested colour for me to create a page on. Like, what am I supposed to write about? The Alaskan government? World War One? Those were already covered. Again, what makes salmon so interesting? IT'S JUST THE COLOUR OF A FISH!!
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I love the colour Salmon.
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==What Salmon is not==
Many people spread rumours on what Salmon really is. Thankfully, the admins of Uncyclopedia quickly huff these fake-outs. Let me debunk these theories myself.
*Salmon are not vaghini fish. They are ordinary beings with no intent of sex.
*Salmon are very well-known. Anyone who doesn't know what a salmon is must be a salmon themselves.
*Salmon are not even fish. Fish is another species, and Salmon, whilst related, is not in this species.
*Salmon is not Coral. How dumb was I back then?
My hopes are that you know what a Salmon fish is. What about the colour?
==Invention==
One Alizarin Crimson was eating dinner with fellow colours with the same property; they all have names that sound like what would be given to humans. Whilst cutting up a salmon, he realized: "Hey, this inside colour looks a bit pink-ish." However, it looked more like a light red-orange, so it couldn't be pink. He named the colour "Salmon" after the fish he soon would eat.
==Feedback==
The colour's hex was originally more orange, around what we'd consider to be "Coral." However, the meat inside was more red than that. It turned more into what is today web-colour Salmonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_colors. After enough time, it was locked onto #ff7f7f, where it sits to this day. Scientists predict this form of Salmon could be the last, as any more shifting would make it more pink than orange.
==See also==
*Fish
*Salmonella
==References==
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Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Sam

Sam may refer to: 
*Sam Allardyce, NFL sports agent and the first child to be conceived from two male parents.
*Sam Fisher, Secret agent and professional badass.
*Sam Houston, founder of Texas. 
*Sam Neill, New Zealand actor and third most popular celebrity behind that guy who was first to climb that unusually tall hill in the Himalayas, the fat dude with the beard of wrote that trilogy that takes longer to watch than all the Queen's Christmas Speeches combined and those very angry sheep. 
*Sam Raimi, American film director and keeper of the Necronomican. 
*Samuili Simarian, a faggot.
*Sam Totman, faggot english guitarist for the shittest band alive...DragonFARCE. Drinks one bud and pretends to drunk to hide his clumsy talentless guitar playing.
*Sam Walton, the Antichrist and founder of Walmart. 
*Sam Westover, The destroyer of worlds and in his free time he plays bass
Sam Hyde

Samuel Whitebomb Hyde (born April 16, 1985) is an American car salesman, "bodybuilder", and sexual predator. Hyde is best known for his ironic sense of humor; he is ironically racist, psychotic, and fat. He is the secondary alpha male in his comedy sketch group Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) which he co-wrote with a couple of guys that don't even have their own Wikipedia page.
Hyde was an active shooter of YouTube videos, before his account was suspended for hurtful jokes. He is known for his physical comedy such as punching inanimate objects, as well as using props such as dumbbells, guns, and a low IQ. In 2013 he gave a TEDx talk which elicited slight chuckles and coughs from the audience, and drew widespread chuckles and coughs from the internet. Hyde is often mistaken for successful mass shooters.
==Biography==
Hyde spent his young adulthood as an effeminate twink. He is described by his loving mother as unstable. In college he studied art, which kick-started his career as a car salesman. He later moved away from selling cars to destroying them for his videos. His degree in film, animation and video gave him the technical know-how required to regularly upload 480p videos with a reverberating echo by 2016.
His show World Peace was cancelled by Adult Swim after only one season due to controversy surrounding some of the statements that his assistant made online using his account and style of humor. Unlike his comedic persona, he did not get away with it. Hyde espouses a healthy lifestyle by being ironically out of breath from the slightest movement.
Samantha Carter

Samantha Carter is a sexiful character in the television series Stargate. She is played by celebrated religious leader Amanda Tapping. The character of Carter is based on the communal hive-mother of the show's writers and has latterly begun to reflect much of the real life reality of Tapping herself.
Like many female television scientists, Carter did not pay the price of nerdiness for her advanced intuitive capabilities or the sex she later received off Col. O'Neill. Despite spending the (considerable) amount of time required to become a mechanical and scientific expert, an average level of estrogen did not provide any distractions and her athleticism made her an ideal addition to the military.
==Biography==
Carter is a physicist specializing in magnets who is notable for the rate at which her boyfriends die of often magnet-related incidents. This has led to the deaths of a number of the main characters, most notably Jack O'Neill (played by the ever-popular Andrew Dean Richards) who was killed off on five separate occasions following the annual semi-pornographic sweeps episodes where their characters have sex and then forget the incident ever occurred. Carter's paramours have continued to die and at the last count no fewer than thirty-seven separate characters had fallen victim to magnets as a result of their involvement with her. Nonetheless Carter remains one of the most popular characters in the series, especially among those with auto-eroto-magnetophilia. 
Carter claims her sexual preference as "agnostic." She is wanted in 10 star systems for too often beginning sentences with the words "Even if."
==Stargategate==
In the now notorious Stargategate incident, Tapping persuaded the writers to give her fictional character Samantha Carter a plot arc in which she became the fictional head of the fictional Church of Buffy in the fictional Stargate multi-verse mirroring Tapping's real life role as Mope of the real life Church of Buffy.
==See also==
*Star Gate
*Amanda Tapping
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Samarium

Samarium (pronounced: самарчитѭѵѯѩ)This is how it's pronounced. NO ARGUING. is the 62nd element of the periodic table, with atomic symbol Sm. It is a unstable rare earth element, with a grey, silvery texture. Samarium also.... uhh... well... crap, forgot what I was gonna say. Lemme get my script real quick... right. Samarium also stays solid even in air, unless the temperature reaches anything above 150 degrees celsius. For comparison, that's around 150 degrees celsius. Or for the Americans, 423 degrees kelvin. That should be good, right? sigh... oh well.
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== History ==
Samarium was invented in the Gulag camps in the town of Samara to increase labour production for Stalin's Five Year Plan, due to the harsh conditions of the Samarian Gulag Camps. It's first ever formation was in 1929A year after Stalin's 5 Year Plan. by causing a divorceDivorce is the best word our writers could find. between the Samarskite and the inner Samarium. Stalin would reward the discoverer of Samarium well, by shooting him in the face 6 times before claiming that it was the hard work of Stalin to create Samarium. Please switch to the next slide now.
== Uses ==
As stated before, Samarium was used as a form of dopamine on the Russians working in the Samarian Gulag Camps. But like any other element, Samarium is used to also create electronics. Electronics like uh... ehh... dammit, I forgot again... one second... "phones and guitars". Got it. Oh yeah, and also glaggles. I also have some Samarium at home.I mean, you don't know that. Maybe I DON'T HAVE IT! Did ya think of that? Look at that image. Go on.
== Physical Properties ==
Samarium's physical properties is a bunch of words. Unfortunately, I can't read, all I saw was the fact that Samarium weighs around 150 freedom pounds. It is a sorta soft metal, from my experience with my 24-hour stay with Samarium. From my very deep blindness that I've gotten after reading more than five words on Britannica, all I saw was the word lettuce.
Samarium also is... uhh... ehh... alright that's it, screw this! I SUCK! SCREW THIS, I'M DONE. GOODBYE EVERYONE!
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge

:This page is about the nineteenth century English poet. For someone with not even the most tangential links to Coleridge's life and works, and dissimilar in name, see Mr. T.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge (31 October 1772 – 4 July 1834) was a Romanto–Celtic Freemason, communist, wordsworth, wordsmith, musician, and bard of the 18th and 19th centuries. He was skilled in the lyrical arts, general horseplay, and vices such as debauchery, tomfoolery, drinking, and the use of hard drugs. Coleridge said, "Methinks lest I die, it shall be because I taketh too much gin and juice."
==Literary career==
Coleridge is probably best known for his poem The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. Since any fuckwit knows that it's spelt 'rhyme', not 'mariner', we can safely conclude Coleridge probably suffered from severe dyslexia and hence stole almost all of his poems from Patron Saint Oscar Wilde. He also wrote a poem entitled "Xanadu", but he was pretty messed-up at the time after tripping for some inspiration on that one, and did not complete it. Thus, this work was later finished by Neil Peart and Olivia Newton-John.
==Musical career==
Coleridge is also famous for triggering the Albatross War between humans and albatrosses after killing an albatross, dipping it in gold, and wearing that bling on the cover of his bestselling phonograph album The RYYYHME of the Ancient Marinader. The provocation lead to his death in 1834 at the hands of a albatross gang, and later to the war which continues to this day.
After Coleridge's death his fame as a musician increased greatly, leading to a series of albums released posthumously under his stage name, S.T. Cole. Increasingly desperate attempts to cash-in on his legend led to a series of ill-conceived duet albums, where living people attempted to pretend the dead guy was still there and singing with them, ultimately cheapening the legacy of the greatest albatross killer in history.
==Discography==
Released while living:
*The RYYYHME of the Ancient Marinade (1798) (9x Platinum UK)
Released (officially) posthumously:
*Makaveli: The Albatrazz duz Killuminati: 7 Day Theory (as St Coal) (1996) (5x Platinum UK)
*R U Still Down? (Remember Me) (1997) (4x Platinum UK)
*S.T.'s Greatest Hits (1998) (9x Platinum UK)
*Still I Rise (with Tha Writaz) (1999) (2x Platinum UK)
*The Bird That Grew from Concrete (2000)
*Until the End of Time (2001) (4x Platinum UK)
*Better Dayz (2002) (3x Platinum UK)
*S.T. Cole: Resurrection (OST) (2003) (Platinum UK)
*Nu-Mixx Klazzics (2003)
*S.T. Cole Live (2004)
*Loyal to the Game (2004) (Platinum UK)
*The Rose, Vol. 2 (with Kenny G) (2005)
*Live at the House of Blues (with the Catz Pound) (2005)
*Shameezz Cazzh Inz (with the Wazzhed-Out Starz) (2006)
==In popular culture==
In 2003, Coleridge was listed in The Observer as one of the 50 Funniest Acts in British Comedy.
Coleridge is referred to in episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 11, 13, 20, 23, and 26 of NYPD Blue. Nick Offerman starred as Coleridge in all eleven.
==See also==
*Oscar Wilde
*William Shakespeare
*William Wordsworth
*John Keats
*Lord Byron
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