Borderlands the Pre Sequel: scary encounter

Hello, my name is Peter, and I have to tell you guys what happened 4 January 6ths ago. I was taking a walk around my neighborhood and noticed there were not that many people around ( I live in Washington), however, I came... upon a man selling games from his garage like some sort of garage sale I approached the man and said "hello" and the man responded with "welcome in, I gotta get rid of all my games so they are all $5" and I sad "sweat" so I looked around and I found a copy of borderlands the pre sequel. I remembered this game from my childhood and I went to buy it. When I went to the clerk with the game the man said "wacky, I don't remember owing that but $5's is $5's" I paid for the game and left the store and got into my 2003 honda. I looked at the cover for the game and noticed some weird things about it #1 handsome jack who was one of the main characters looked really ugly. #2 claptrap was missing from the cover. I ignored all of these assuming it was just a glitch. When I got home I noticed my front door was caved in but I did not care because I just got a new game. I popped the game into my Xbox 1 (yes I still have one) after the game downloaded I started the game and picked claptrap since he is my favorite character everything was fine until I made it around halfway through the game when you get to the space station, I was in the Hyperion hub of heroism and entered jacks office to turn in some quest. This is when things happen so buckle up. I left jacks office and when I entered the Hyperion hub of heroism it was renamed to the Hyperion hub of villainy. I thought that it was weird but I continued anyway since nothing else had changed. After I defeated all the enemies in the area I realized that all the enemies had disappeared. I thought this was weird so I decided to leave the space station and went to concordia the games main hub area to see what quests were there that I could do. When I went to the bounty board I saw a mission called " Everyone wants to be the hero" I accepted the mission and it told me to go to the Hyperion hub of villainy. After I loaded into the area I noticed that all the lights were out and I had a flashlight attached to my guns. The game instructed me to go into jacks office after I got there a cutscene started which showed what appeard to be jack (but ugly) eating a claptrap. I was horrified as he was taking the motherboard out of the robot which he then ate it. He turned around and in typical borderlands style he had a title card that appeared that said "Ugly Jack" with the sub title of "YOUR NEXT ROBOT" I then realized he was talking about my character (claptrap incase you forgot come on man keep up) after I long hard tough stressful fun scary boss fight ugly jack was killed. After he went down his health bar re-filled but he did not get up. That's when I heard a voice from behind me in real life that said "hello kiddo" it was ugly jack. I jumped up and grabbed my common mossburg shotgun and shot at him. In the panic I looked at the screen and saw that after I shot him the heath bar on the screen went down and the named had changed to uglier jack after 1v1ing (quick scops only) I was the last one standing. I decided to take the disc from my PlayStation and framed it to my wall so no one has to go through what I had to but at the end of the day im still just a family guy
-Peter Griffin 
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