Freddie Freeman

Frederick "Freddie" Fazbear Freeman (born September 11, 2001) is a Canadian and American baseball First Baseball for the Los Angeles Baseballs of Major Baseball Baseball. Freeman made his debut with the Atlanta Baseballs in 2010 and played with them for 12 baseballs. Freeman is an eight-time All Sex, two-time World Series champion, and world renowned Pizzeria owner.
==Early Life==
Freeman's parents lived and got married in Ontario, Canada. However, they dreamed of owning a pizzeria, and fled for California to make their dream come true. They gave birth to Freddie in the USA, which meant he was allowed to use a tricycle in both countries. Sadly, Freemans mother passed away when he was 10 years old from melanoma skin cancer. It was around the time of his mother's death when Freddie began noticing a ballerina robot roaming around his house.
Freeman grew up a fan of the Los Angeles right Angles, idolizing players such as Shohei Ohtani. He found it strange that sometimes Shohei would go up to bat in a Dodger uniform though. Still, Freddie was determined to be a bat. He balled with 60 yr olds when he himself was only 2, and was named the top aspiring pizza chef of 2007. Freeman decided he would attend CSU Fullerton to advance his mechanical engineering, business management, and culinary skills. He did not disclose a reason for this. Freddie ultimately changed his mind, as he was afraid of Mika telling people he was a pedophile. He instead opted to join the Atlanta Boobs and see some monster milkers.
==Ultimate Custom Night==
Freddie was called up to the boobs in 2010 by the phone guy. He wears sleeves in every game he plays partially to honor his mother, but also because sleeves are just it for him. In only one month of playing, Freeman was able to notch his first big league jumpscare off Philadelphia Pillow Ron Weasly. Sadly, Freeman was left off the playoff roster after an incident involving a child and a bite and a 87.
====Your Golden, Freddie!====
Freeman was recalled to the boobs after their previous First Baseman entered a pizzeria shop, but never came out. In his first full season, Freddie popped off and was considered for cook of the year. Freeman had his first double jumpscare game on July 4 versus the Coronado Rookies, who were unable to counter because Freeman wasn't a Padre. Freddie also became the first boob to drain over 50% battery, and the first to have a 20 chomp-streak. Even still, Freddie finished 2nd for cook of the year to Chica. The voters wanted some of that bird-ussy.
The following year, Freddie had a NL leading 9 sacrifices. All 9 times, he was looking more gold than usual.In 2013, Freeman was voted into his first all sex game by a record 19million animatronics. Sadly, Freddie couldn't attend as the left door was shut. Freddie finished his first 3 seasons as a top chef, cooking up nearly 250 pizzas and getting 67 jumpscares. Freeman was constantly seen spawning at homeplate whenever the cameras were turned away. The boobs would soon enter a dark age though, as star outfielder Bonnie had his face ripped off. Even worse, Chica had her arms ripped out and was shipped to San Bernadino. And even worse than that, Foxy was beaten to death by Paulo Rivera.
====What a cool Toy, Freddie!====
In early February 2014, Freeman signed a 8 yr leasing agreement to bring Freddie's Pizzeria to Atlanta. This attracted new players to come play with the boobs. Some would say these players were less WITHERED. Freddie had another all sex season, and this time he was able to attend as there were no doors. Freeman set a boob record for time standing in the hallway at 3 consecutive nights. He also had a special moment with FOX broadcasters Tom and Jerry, when Freddie unleashed the marionette. Freeman finished 2014 appearing on all 12 cameras, and recording another 18 jumpscares.
Freddie was still luring children until June 3 2015, when he got a malfunction in his hand. Although Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica tried to keep business afloat, no kids wanted to visit the pizzeria without Freddie. The duo lowkey crashed out, leading to the Atlanta Boob slaughter of 2015. The duo was dismantled as the boobs finished with their worst season since 2015. Freddie returned in September, at least finishing strong with 18 more jumpscares. When the season finished, the Atlanta Boobs owner found Freeman laying on the floor in his apartment, looking more gold than usual...
====Your a Rockstar, Freddie!====
New owner of the boobs reported he would begin trading away all toy players before the 2016 season, opting for more Rockstar type players. Only Freeman and Mangle remained on the team. In June, Freddie hit the first cycle of his career. This meant he got a jumpscare, power outage, vent repair, and pizza cooked all in one game. Freeman finished the season with a new career high 30-chomp streak and 30 jumpscares. He also led the league with a 29% guitar usage. Teammate Mangle had a good first season, biting one frontal lobe off.2017 Opening day started off hot for Freeman, as he went 3/4 in terms of children kidnapped. A month later, he set the record for most "hawr hawr hawr hawr's" without getting out. On May 17, Toronto Blue Gay pitcher Aaron Soup threw water at Freddie, immediately short circuiting him. Freddie was out for 10 decades, and Mangle was having a horrible season after having his teeth dulled. This left Balloon Boy to carry the team, but all he could do was mess with the lights.
====I had a Nightmare, Freddie!====
Freeman underwent redesign before the 2018 season, giving him better eyes that have bothered him his whole career. He finished the season with 191 pizzas cooked up and raised his guitar usage to 33%. He was an all sex again, and participated in the hoe run derby. Freddie won a gold cock award alongside new teammates Nightmare Bonnie and Nightmare Chica. Additionally, Ronald Reagan won pookie of the year, leading to group sex at Freddie's Pizzeria.
Freddie, with his new razor sharp teeth, had a career season in 2019. With his 38 jumpscares, 121 chidren kidnapped, and 549 nightmares induced, Freddie had the best season of his career. Freeman, Ronald Reagan, and Balloon Boy won Silver Smuggler awards. On October 19, Freddie had to get a "bone spur" removed, although it looked alot like a child's arm. The following season, Freddie crashed the Washington National's game for the first time, and just 2 days later crashed their game again. He was awarded with the 2020 NL MVP after kidnapping 6 children in the span of 10 minutes.
==Security Breach==
====Caught====
Early into the 2021 season, authorities found 5 missing children stuffed into animatronic suits at Freddies Pizzeria. Freeman put the blame on teammate Ronald Reagan, and the police believed him because Ronald is black. Even still, Freddie and the boobs had to deal with the lawsuits involved. Atlanta was forced to revoke the all sex game, and MLB held it in Colorado instead, which ensured no Padre would have sex. To add insult to injury, teammate Marcell Ozuna got arrested as well for beating his wife. Even though he himself was an all sex, Freddies last year in Atlanta was looking rough.
====The Mediocre Melodies====
The Atlanta Boobs shocked the league at the end of July when they made numerous trades for star players. In their final attempt to field a good team, the boobs added Happy Frog, Mr Hippo, Pig Patch, and Orville the elephant. The rest of MLB laughed at the boobs, thinking they would still be mid. However, Freddie turned everyone up from 1 to 20. Over the final 2 months of the year, the boobs scared the living shits out of everybody. The mediocre melodies became the monster molesters as they blasted 500 home runs combined. In the final week of September, the boobs were greeted with cheering at 6am as they clinched their spot in the playoffs.
In the first round of the playoffs, the boobs battled the Milwaukee Drunks. After the Drunks lasted night 1, they're power went out in night 2 and they got it from the back. Night 3, the drunks forgot to check cams and got railed by Orville. In night 4, the drunks made it to 5am, but knew they were fucked when they heard Freddie's song. Freeman came out of the shadows and made Josh Hater shit his pants.Before their NLCS versus the Dogshitters, Mr Hippo contracted hepatitis and was placed in a nursing home. The boobs buzzer beater victories continued, as they killed the doggers at 5am twice to start the series. On night 3, Cody "420" Bellinger was so high that the jumpscares didn't work on him, leading to a doggers win. Their win wouldn't mean much after that, as Happy Frog had 30 jumpscares and infested the doggers vents.
In the world series, the boobs regained Mr Hippo and were at full strength against the Houston Assholes. Mr Hippo contributed to a MLB record 8 hour night 1, after giving his long ass speech. The next 2 games were back n forth, but on night 4 Mangle and Hippo had back to back jumpscares to scare the Hoes shitless. On night 5, Pig Patch went for the kill with a grand jumpscare, but the Assholes still survived thanks to their "Siri" tactic short circuiting all the boobs. The Assholes thought night 6 would be easy, but after Mr Hippo gave another unskippable speech, Freddie let out the loudest jumpscare ever seen to win the boobs the world series!
After the world series ended, Freddie's Pizzeria had reached its end in Atlanta. As city workers tore down the building, they found many dead children in the animatronic suits. Before they could call the cops, they found Freddie Freeman laying on the ground, looking more gold than usual...
==Sister Location==
Although he was a free agent, Freddie really only wanted to return to Atlanta because he was already familiar with the routes kids took to school. Sadly, his heart shattered when he saw the boobs traded for and extended Oakland Ass Matt Olson. Unlike John Olson, Matt is lowkey a dumbass but is cracked at baseball. The Boobs simply wanted a player that would give them more FUNTIMES. During his introductory press conference, Olson was asked how it felt to be pursued by Atlanta. He responded "Freddie never did that." Freddie became depressed, but eventually settled on a contract with the Los Angeles Dogs.
====Crashing Out====
In his first few games as a LA dodger, Freeman struggled as people in LA were too drunk to be scared. He spent 2 weeks cooking pizzas instead, while the dogshitters touched each other's weiners. Meanwhile Matt Olson was popping off as his replacement. Olson shit on the Padres when he knocked out 7 players, something he claims Freddie never did.
On April 18, Freddie returned to Atlanta and was given his matching world series tongue tattoo. Freddie cried during his ceremony, begging to come back to Atlanta. Matt Olson laughed at him saying "we don't want you lil bro" before hooking up with Margot Robbie (Freddie never did that). Freeman knew he had to lock in now, and he finally got his first jumpscare as a Dodger that gave the pitcher a heart attack.
There were rumors spread that Freddie's agent actually withheld contract offers from the boobs, making Freddie think they didn't miss his pizzas. As soon as the rumors became public, the agent found Freddie laying in his office, looking more gold than usual...
====Your getting Withered, Freddie!====
Now that he had his confidence back, Freddie started stuffing the kids of LA into animatronic suits. He popped off and was named the starting first baseman for the all sex game. Olson was only named a reserve, although that technically means Freddie never did that. Freddie helped lead the doggers to a record setting 1111 wins with his 21 jumpscares and 100 children he made go missing. In the playoffs however, the Dogs got FUCKED by the Daddies. Freeman was the final out when he struckout against Josh Hater, who figured out you can counter Freddie by wearing the mask.
In 2023, Freeman broke a dogger record with 59 double-chomps, along with collecting his 300th career jumpscare. Those records sadly did not compare to Matt Olson, who led the league with 54 kegs of alcohol consumed. When asked about his record, Olson stated "Freddie definitely never did that." In the playoffs, Freddie got a diamondback snake stuck up his ass.
====Its Funtime, Freddie!====
In June of 2024, Freddie had a grand jumpscare against Red Sex pitcher San Bernandino. Freeman claimed that their colleges were ass. Freddie had a productive year until late September when his foot fell off. Even still, his year was better than Matt Olson's, who was unable to get his rod going. A problem Freddie never had. Freddie focused fulltime on getting repaired during the 1st rounds of the playoffs. He knew the Dads and Mets were shit, so he could afford the days off.In night 1 of the world series, the New Mexico Yankeers were up one run after Giancarlo Stanton said watch this. With only one out left, Freddie mustered up all his power and let out the most ferocious jumpscare of his life. The Yankees bladders all emptied on the spot, as Freeman won the doggers their first playoff game in 4.5 days. Freddie also became the first player to hit a home run without a foot. When asked about this historic moment, Freddie yelled "That bitch Matt never did this!"
Freddie must've took steroids the rest of the series, as he jumpscared the Yankees in 3 more games. This meant he had 5 jumpscares in his last 5 world series games, some would say it's FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDIES. Due to his heroics, the doggers won the world series and Freddie was named World Series MVP. With his newfound recognition as an LA legend, all the locals started bringing their kids to Freddie's Pizzeria. One of the kids even met Freddie in person, although he was laying on the floor, looking more gold than usual...
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