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Veggietales

Veggietales, VeggieTales or Veggie Fables is a worldwide Protestant mafia group, headquartered in Tennessee, Hyrule, and Land of the Rising Weeaboo. It began in the year 1994, started by Willy Wonka, Snoo, Sonic the Hedgehog, Decepticons, Darth Maul, and Your mom.
==The Creation of the Tennessee HQ==
Willy Wonka grew tired of eating candy all day, his waistline started to swell up with blubber, and he practically, brutally killed off all of his own workers at his chocolate factory. Snoo and his friend Sonic were visiting Willy Wonka’s factory, inquiring him to seek joy and purpose in organized spirituality and rituals. Thus, Sonic baptized Willy Wonka in the chocolate river, and Snoo set up a Christmas Tree and garnished it with lots of holy wafers.
Darth Maul, the Decepticons, and Your Mom all came along to help Willy Wonka conceptualize VeggieTales. Darth Vader was too busy doing devious stuff, so the others all gifted Willy Wonka with tons of lifeless, bitter vegetables. Using Sonic’s black - um, blue magic, the vegetables all came to life, and they miraculously spoke.
Willy Wonka’s factory was suffering from low income, so they all created this now-widely-despised religious propaganda that seduced the minds of children into religion. To increase the variety of religious indoctrination flavors, they also sold VeggieTales into countries of other beliefs, e.g. Saudi Arabia for VeggieQuran.
==The Motives Behind VeggieTales==
Under the banner of cute, 3D-animated, humanlike grocery store items, VT cultivates a dark plot. It’s goal, in collaboration with Oaxis and The Bethel Church and every MLM soccer mommy in existence, force unwitting children into Christianity and religion in general.
They have teamed up with the CCP and Butch Hartman, a loser who got fired from MLP and made two important shows, and they all plan to recreate Manifest Destiny or kill anyone who doesn’t like their propaganda.
==Funny Names for This Shit==
*Fruity Fables
*Farty Fables
*Smeggie Tales
*Religious Propaganda Jr.
*Your Mom’s Spaghetti
*Dreggy Dales
*Creggy Crales
*Reggie Rails
*Sausage Fables
*Freggy Fables
*Heggy Hails
*Peggy Pails
*Queggy Quails
*Zeggy Zails
*Beggy Bails
*Veggy Vails
*Meggy Males
*N- too many N words.
==The Effects of VeggieTales Propaganda==
Exposure to VT’s religious propaganda may result in:
*Getting high,
*BeCoMiNg A cOmMuNiSt,
*becoming infantilized as hell,
*Assburger's syndrome,
*dropping some fudge on the street,
*becoming a famous CBN shill,
*feiringu beisikku Engurishu,
*IMMA KOREAN! Herro! Do you remember me?
Category:Vegetables
Venetian blinds

Venetian blinds (or flappybozzers) are a common style of window furnishing that has been becoming irritatingly popular since July 14 1997, at around 7:47pm.
==History==
The popular blind format had a rather humble start in the Huddersfield shed of English man Dennis Allen on November 12 1954. He created them as both a gift for his mother and a celebration of Armistice Day, which he accidentally missed because of oversleeping.
Allen had decided to create the blinds to stop his mother forcing him to hold a sheet up outside her kitchen window (which is the main reason for him oversleeping through Armistice Day) when ever the sun was particularly bright. He produced a rudimentary blind which his mother was quite pleased with and he dedicated it to the victims of World War one, as he feared their ghosts may come to lynch him for sleeping through their day of remembrance.
After realising the blinds potential, he began touring home shows and trade expos showing his invention under the name “Dennethin Blinds”. After he had attracted the attention of major window furnishing manufacturers he sold his patent to Blind Co. of London for a mere £450, which he later regretted.
Dozens of very bad rip-off blinds were produced since then, which eventually drove Blind Co. out of business. 
The blinds are now available in many colours and styles around the world.
==Etymology==
Despite what is commonly accepted, the name Venetian comes from the fact that their inventor had a particularly nasty lisp. When he first constructed the prototype for the blinds, and began showing them at home shows and trade expos, he had nicknamed them “Dennis’s Blinds”. However, his obvious speech impediment caused him to say “Dennethin Blindth”. 
After his blinds were put into mass production it became blindingly clear that Dennethin was not a very memorable word, thus Venetian was put into use as a label for the increasingly popular new product because it sounded similar to Dennethin, which was already becoming a household name. 
==False Etymologies==
It is a common misconception that the name Venetian came about because people were trying to make the city of Turin jealous because it had been a very naughty city and not finished its cottage cheese. This could not have been correct, however, because the Turin Cheese scare occurred long after the name Venetian had been put into use for the blinds.
==Venetian Blinds in popular culture==
Venetian blinds have become prevalent as references in popular culture. The most famous of these was in the film “Three Men and a Baby” when a figure can be seen behind blinds in one scene. Many believe this to be a ghost of some sort or a cardboard cut-out of a man. It is, however, the inventor of Venetian blinds, Dennis Allen, who made this appearance at the insistence of the films director.
Category:Architecture
Venice

City of Venice
Motto"Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm!"
Established
568 A.D.
Government Type
Statue Garden
Doge in Charge
Marino Faliero
Location
Northeastern Top of the Boot
Population
250,000
Size
Mens US 9 or UK 8 1/2
Patron Saint
Latios and Latias
Best Painter
Titian
Best Architects
Mario & Luigi
Buon giorno. Welcome to . I am your Giuseppe. If you will kindly follow me, I will show you all the best places to . Please don’t wander away from the tour or I will have to . Under your seat you will find a , put it on if you plan to do any serious .
Remember to keep your and inside the at ALL TIMES. Our first stop will be an important cultural center, our friendly neighborhood store. I like to get good and up before I start the tour. is divided into districts. The first is called row or Cannaregio. It is home to many who keep busy working over tourists around the Grand . On your you will notice the Jewish Ghetto leads us to the small district of San . Venice is not a slum shithole. Please do not slum down this enviable place by bringing in banknotes less worth than shitty €50. We honestly dont like these €50 notes either.
We also have lives and don't waste time doing that with the pictures.
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ja:ヴェネツィア
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ru:Венеция
zh-tw:威尼斯
Venn diagram

Vengeance Diagrams, sometimes shortened to Venn Diagrams, are the means to both plot against and kill the mark. They were first invented by Gwen Dyer to murder T. Notabill Livingworthy, who, before long, was found with his shoes and hat arranged in a triangle, having exploded into a puff of coloured smoke. The cloud has since dissipated, and everyone can breathe a little easier.
Nonethelesser, the dangers of Venn diagrams are still lurking.
==Powers==
First and foremost to the observer, Venn diagrams provide a fiercely powerful way to plan. By showing the intersections of various different types and justifications of rage, as well as the date and time of death for the mark (for he is doomed), and with whom he is copulating, the Venn diagram allows icing to be a piece of cake. Fortunately, it is very difficult to accurately construct a fourth or fifth-order diagram, and hence the public at large remains relatively safe from major attacks.
The far more sinister capability of Venn diagrams is their inherent killing power, which is derived, as exemplified by Myst, from the general law that if a thing looks powerful on paper, it has power in real life. More specifically, this fearsome power comes from channeling the energies of the two circles of hatred and one including the victim. These are not unlike the energies channeled by the satanic pentagram. For this, the Venn diagram draws upon the occult mysticism of the pyramid, the triangle, and the trienergies, which are themselves three in number, greatly multiplying the supreme power.
==School Textbooks==
Due to recent public crackdowns, Venn diagrams have luckily been suppressed to a maximal extent. However, they are still to be found, horrifyingly enough, in children's math textbooks, due to the unceasing malice of Houghton Mifflin before its reform and exorcism in 1989. No one is yet able to assess the true threat posed by schoolchildren who have gazed upon the Venn.
==Legal Status==
The legal status of those using the killer Venns is unclear internationally, because a sufficiently sophisticated Vengeance figure can replace not just the corpse but the entire crime scene with null sets, effectively erasing any and all evidence. This danger was first postulated by Georgeo Cantor. The recognition of VD killings worldwide as perfect crimes has led lawmakers to take drastic measures, such as holding secret military trials for those suspected of even knowing someone who has employed the forbidden magicks. This would, of course, not apply to anyone (even suspected terrorists) except the occult.
==See also==
*A potent application of The Art
Category:Mathematics
Venom (band)

VENOM is not the enemy of Spiderman. VENOM is not the saliva of a snake. VENOM is not a pussy-ass power metal band from Texas. Because that is for the ladies. VENOM is black metal. BLACK METAL sounds like black medal. Because VENOM is not a white trash Nazi-ass singer from Texas who screams WHITE POWER at his fans. VENOM recorded the song BLACK METAL as a tribute to Jesse Owens. JESSE OWENS won 4 gold medals at the Nazi Olympic Games. Because Jesse Owens was not afraid of Adolf Hitler. ADOLF HITLER can suck Jesse Owens's asshole. VENOM does not make a Nazi salute at a Dimebag tribute show. FUCKING DIMEBAG would sodomize Anselmo's black ass right now if he had a chance. RIGHT NOW. Because what Anselmo did was like taking what Jesse Owens did and FUCKING SHIT on it. FUCKING DIMEBAG is not kidding. VENOM is not kidding. Phil Anselmo should kiss Jesse Owens's ass. SOUTH PARK had that nigger-guy episode once where Randy kissed Jesse Jackson's ass. So Phil should also kiss Jesse's FUCKING ASS. RIGHT NOW. I don't care how he does that. NOBODY CARES. It just has to be done.
PANTERA is a pretty cute band I guess. I GUESS Dimebag would like to clear its fucking name. This VENOM article will now turn into a PANTERA article. This will account as Phil kissed Jesse's fucking ass. SO HERE WE GO. Once upon a time there was a FUCKING GLAM PUSSY ASS METAL band from Texas which isn't called CINDERELLA. After 4 albums they started playing PUSSY ASS GROOVE METAL. They became one of the famous metal bands in America and did some cool songs, most notably ROGER WATERS IN DRAG and HELLBOUND IN FORWARD ASS SEX. They disbanded even before FUCKING DIMEBAG was murdered by a heavy metal pussy-ass maniac during a show. They were murdered again when Phil Anselmo shouted WHITE POWER during a show and blamed it on WHITE WINE and became the FUCKING MEL GIBSON OF METAL. THE END.
Category:Black metal
Category:Racism
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Ventriloquism for Dummies

Ventriloquism for Dummies (now out of print) was the least successful of the famous ...For Dummies series. Publishing experts believe that its failure was due to the unintended ambiguity of its title. This ambiguity confused potential buyers and frustrated booksellers.
This theory is born out by the audio security recording examined by police investigating the infamous "Barnes & Noble Incident" of June 27, 2002. The recording is transcribed below:
::Suspect - Could you help me please. I was wondering, is this a book to learn to be a ventriloquist, or how to make ventriloquist dummies?
::Salesman - Well Sir, I believe it has information on both. Would you like to buy it?
::Suspect - Yes please, it's a gift for my nephew,.
::Customer A - What's that? Ventriloquism for Dummies! is there any other kind?
::Suspect - Excuse me, but I think I was here first.
::Customer A - I said, is there any other kind of Ventriloquism?
::Suspect - *sigh* No, I suppose there isn't.
::Customer A - Hey, Can I get a copy too, I'm gonna give it to my dummy, and see if he learns to be a ventriloquist. Then, maybe he can even become a real live boy, Ha ha ha ha ha.
::Salesman - Will that be cash or credit card Sir?
::Customer A - Get it? A real live boy, Ha ha ha ha ha.
::Suspect - Yes, very amusing.
::Customer A - Ha ha ha ha ha!
::Salesman - Sir, cash or credit?
::Customer A - Ha ha ha ha ha!
::Suspect - Could you please be quiet and let me finish here?
::Customer B - Hey, Barry, what have you got there? Ventriloquism for Dummies? Man that's retarded!
::Customer A - You're telling me, Ha ha ha ha ha!
::Salesman - Sir, I need to know how will you be paying for this. 
::Customer A - Hey, Tell him how you're paying without moving your lips, Ha ha ha ha !!
::Suspect - *obviously annoyed* Would you please let me finish!
::Customer A - I saw them move, Ha ha ha !!
::Customer B - Your a riot Barry. Ha ha ha!!
::Customers A+B - *together* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!
::Suspect - *loudly* Just SHUT UP, both of you!
::Customer A - Maybe their next book could be "Store Windows for Dummies".
::Customer B - Yeah or how about "Safety Testing for Dummies" ?
::Customers A+B - *again together* Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!
::Suspect - *shouting* SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP !!!!
::Customer B - *panicking* Holy (bleep) Barry, he's got a g.......
:::(Numerous gunshots followed by screams and sounds of people running. Tape ends)
The book was only on the market for three months, but in addition to this shootout it is credited with over a dozen violent assaults and the hospitalization of numerous bookshop employees.
Category:BooksCategory:...For Dummies
Versailles

Versailles (pronounced fair sized) is an entirely reasonably-sized French home, built during the original Hôme Idealle exhibition in the Paris suburb of La Haine. Visitors of the day were amazed by the sights to be seen in this home of the future. 
It introduced people to some of the technological marvels that would soon be found in every home. These included mirrors, accommodation for thousands of servants and their families, a swimming pool and jacuzzi, an en suite bathroom for the master bedroom, peace treaties exacting promises from the Germans not to invade and vast acres of perfectly maintained gardens. Previously these things had been available only to a few, but Versailles seemed to promise that all this would be available to every family.
However it was all an elaborate sleight-of-hand. If it had actually been built, it would have bankrupted the French government, and maybe even would have helped cause a Revolution. In fact, the vision of a vast, luxurious interior surrounded by sprawling, perfectly maintained gardens was a trick: it was all done with mirrors.
Even today, French homes are the envy of the world, with more mirrors than houses elsewhere have windows, creating the illusion that everyone in France lives in vast city-centre apartments or mansions set in attractive countryside. Much of the credit for that goes to Versailles.
Interior (no way pepe)
The technological marvel of the age was the mirror. At first it was a plaything for aristocrats, and there was speculation by scientists about their use in long-range semaphores, as accurate timepieces for ships far from land, for detecting signs of breathing and even as cooking utensils, until one day the practical possibilities for interior decorating were realised. It was at Versailles that the new fashion was shown off to the French public. It is stated that all Versailles come standard with a full set of kitchen cutlary. 
The mirrors are what create the illusion of having a vast living space. No room in the house is in fact bigger than 9ft by 4ft, and several are considerably smaller, but few people realise this. The mirrors are so effective that visitors to Versailles are often convinced that the home is one of vast splendour and opulence, at a level that would bankrupt a country.
== Exterior no sus ==
The facade seen by most visitors looks almost a mile long with a vast number of windows. However there are no more windows than most houses. All the rest are done using the trick of placing two mirrors opposite each other. This was so novel that the first visitors were convinced by the exterior alone that this was the biggest palace in the world. 
The gardens have what appears to be a well-constructed symmetry about them, until it is realised that there is only one lawn, one small duck pond and a few flowerbeds. Beyond that, there are only mirrors. 
Category:France
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Very bad deeds

Very bad deeds are deeds that are not quite evil, but are generally frowned upon by most major governments and religions in the civilized world. A number of studies by people and organisations who are paid huge sums of money to have an opinion on such things indicate that a build up of a number of "Very bad deeds" may lead to Gross Moral Turpitude.
==Distinguishing Very Bad Deeds from Evil Ones==
There are certain features that distinguish evil deeds from ones that are merely very bad. Evil deeds bring great harm, suffering, and possibly death to people. A very bad deed merely puts one off one's lunch, makes one go "eurgh" at the thought of it, or is considered to be rather mean or in poor taste. 
Very bad deeds are something which a person does without any mercy or showing concern towards others, such as becoming a school teacher or going into politics. Traditionally very bad deeds happen to good people, so they should just grow a pair like the rest of us have had to.
==Examples of Very Bad Deeds Compared to Evil Ones==
Evil Deed: Burning down a church. Very Bad Deed: Masturbating in a church bathroom.
Evil Deed: Setting a kitten on fire. Very Bad Deed: Pulling a kitten's tail.
Evil Deed: Genocide. Very Bad Deed: Frightening large numbers of people who may or may not have a heart condition.
==History of Very Bad Deeds==
People have been doing very bad deeds since there was such a thing as bad taste, unpleasantness, or off-putting thoughts. One of the most notorious doers of very bad deeds was Margaret Thatcher, whose moderately unpleasant demeanour and hideous visage frightened all of England for quite some time.
==See Also==
*Margaret Thatcher
*Evil
*Bill Gates
Category:Things That You Wouldn't Think Are Evil, But Actually Are
Category:Hobbies
Category:Secrets
Category:Behavior
Category:Evil Clowns
Category:Bad Places To Go For Holidays
Vestiphobia

thumb|right|250px|Prolonged exposure to no clothes may turn you into one of these, act fast
Do you get nauseous at the thought of clothing, does this make your hands get clammy and make your mouth dry? Does it make you want to make out with a sea gull? Does your heart feel like it’s about to punch you in the face at the very thought of not being nude? Do your legs turn into rubber bands while wearing pants? Well then my friend, you have vestiphobia.
Symptoms
It gives you feelings of dead, Over whelming thoughts, Rapid bowel movements, Tunnel vision Or even worse? Crabs. 
With some councilling you could have:
*Diminished fear and anxiety in a few light years (about 50)
*Absolute anonymity and media coverage.
*Clothes. 
== How It’s Caused ==
Vestiphobia is generally caused by a negative experience like choking on a pineapple, Or being attacked by a severed head. You attach the negative emotion to clothing, like you attach a belt to pants…ohh wait, you don’t wear pants. Sorry, we here by inform you that we take back our former statement about pants. Anyway… The greatest risks are:
*People with a general tendancy to join nudist colonies.
*People characterized as ‘high’.
* People suffering from anal deficiency.
== How It Works: Getting Past The Fact That You Have Vestiphobia (Deal With It!) ==
It comes down to redirecting your conscious mind. On the surface, you know your Vestiphobia is logical. But it has persisted because your subconsciousness has attached the idea of clothing to negative emotions and or a Toothbrush. Eg.- itching or flaking of your clothes (because you think you’re batman) 
Until now, doctors have described your condition as having not a methodicalogicalousnessvarotion. For programming those vesitions. We’re here to give you that merthorforargrathorpigeonnessous. This in laymen’s terms means that in the back of your cupboard there is a guitar and a failed karate suit. 
== How To Overcome Your Irrational And Weird Fear ==
We don’t actually “treat” Vestiphobia. Nor do we “care”. You are the one with the problem, not us. We simply are walking you through the door with at least a pair of thongs and or information about your fear of clothing. There is a process to fixing your Crabs, I mean…your pigeon flu, I mean.. vestiphobia. By pushing you down flight of stairs, overcoming your fear by teaching you there are worse things in the world then clothing. And that you wouldn’t be in the hospital right now if you atleast wore some clothes. Break the motorcycle of negative thinking. 
Even famous people have suffered with Vestiphobia 
Famous people like your mum, greased up deaf guy and that crazy hobo down the street have been through the same thing and have words of encouragement, like “its fabric! It won’t kill you” and other inspirational words like “put some clothes on you freak!’
== Words From Our Sponsers ==
*Above all don’t feel alone, naked people always have each other.
*Eat my shorts
*The cake is a lie
*Chuck Norris doesn't have Vestiphobia
*Vestiphobia attracts Cupboard Grues
*In Soviet Russia, Vestiphobia has you
*And reading this article results in immediate loss of "the game"
Category:Phobias
Category:Clothing
Viaduct

The viaduct is important to history and in modern times as well. Its name comes from the Roman via meaning "roadway" and duct meaning "bird that floats". 
==Building a Viaduct==
First you have to have a some ducts, like a bunch of tear ducts. You can usually catch this kind of ducts while they are crying and can't see very good. Then you make them into a road using duck tape to stick them together. Usually you need more road than you have ducts, so a traditional Roman-style viaduct uses holes also. This is the Holey Roman style. The holes are arranged to make arches, and the road goes over the top and is supported by the holes.
You can also have a viaduct for trains.
==Viaducts in History==
The Romans and the Chinese had ducts enough to make roads out of them. The Egyptians had geese instead so they never invented viaducts because "viageese" sounds too stupid. 
Some of the Roman viaducts fell down later. Modern science expectorates that maybe the ducts molted and lost their feathers. That would make them heavier and cause the viaduct to fall into its own holes.
==Famous Viaducts==
The Ribblehead Viaduct stretches over some dangerous grass. It is in the nation of Cumbria, which is near Welshland. The Vikings built some ruins nearby.Many romans eat poop out of the viaducts because it has a large source of protein. It is unknown why they did not build houses instead of ruins. The Nidd Viaduct was made famous by the Knights Who Say Nidd. It was made so that boats can pass under; if it did not exist they would have to be carried over the top of it. The Roman Bath Viaduct is really an aquaduct, and was used for centuries by Romans to flush their ducks. The Roman Empire (particularly the proletariat) had a big problem with ducks, because they took their jobs. The Sedgefield Viaduct is in the famous viaducts section even though it is not famous. That's life for you.
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