Ohio Worms/Beta/Season 22

In , the Ohio Worms were just barely below average. Despite being selected as the Wild Card for the Underbracket, they were eliminated in the first round.
==Starting Roster==
==Season Events==
===Fax Machine and Voicemail===
Day	Player Replaced 	Player Incoming 	Renovation Used
25 	Stew Briggs 	Clove Mahle 	Voicemail
33 	Kichiro Guerra 	Cantus Hojo 	Voicemail
34 	Jasper Blather 	Katy Cornbread 	Voicemail
73 	Farrell Seagull 	Susananana Portmanteau	Voicemail
74 	Susananana Portmanteau	Matteo Cash 	Voicemail
93 	Cantus Hojo 	Susananana Portmanteau	Voicemail
===Elsewhere===
Day	Player 	Cause 	Returned
14 	Vessalius Sundae	Flooding	16
32 	Vessalius Sundae	Flooding	46
32 	Kichiro Guerra 	Flooding	n/a
34 	Scratch Deleuze 	Flooding	69
45 	Xandra Pancakes 	Tunnels 	51
===Consumer Attacks===
Day	Player 	Defense
1 	Ephraim Ladd	Cool Passionate Jersey damaged
===Parties===
* On Day 14, due to a Holiday Inning, Scratch Deleuze Partied.
* On Day 85, Ephraim Ladd Partied.
* On Day 86, Clove Mahle Partied.
* On Day 87, Matteo Cash and Scratch Deleuze Partied.
* On Day 89, Katy Cornbread Partied.
* On Day 92, Scratch Deleuze, Parker Meng, and Vessalius Sundae Partied.
* On Day 93, Scratch Deleuze Partied.
* On Day 96, New Megan Ito V Partied.
* On Day 97, Patchwork Southwick, Katy Cornbread, and Ephraim Ladd Partied.
===Renovations===
*Phantom Thieves' Guild - 3,809,176 Coins Spent
**The Worms established a Thieves' Guild in The Wormhole.
**The Wormhole gained the modification.
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*Light Switch - 3,748,806 Coins Spent
**The Worms installed a Light Switch in The Wormhole.
**The Wormhole's Light Switch is now OFF.
===Gift Shop===
*Worms received 2 Gifts! - 5,230,942 coins contributed
**Top Contributors:
*** Truckers - 20%
*** Jazz Hands - 13%
*** Mechanics - 12%
**Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
***The Worms are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
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**New Megan Ito, Trading Edition - Wishlist #2
***A Replica of New Megan Ito is granted to the Worms.
**** New Megan Ito V, Rotation 
***New Megan Ito V gained the mod.
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==Election Results==
===Wills===
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Wild Wings vote to swap Matteo Cash and Tai Beanbag.
**The Worms and Wild Wings made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 74% of all Wild Wings Will VotesThis Filing - 27% of Wild Wings Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 20% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Worms vote to swap Dudley Mueller and Clove Mahle.
**The Pies and Worms made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 28% of all Worms Will VotesThis Filing - 64% of Worms Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 18% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Worms vote to infuse one of Crow Madrigal's random Stat Categories.
**Crow Madrigal's Defense is Infused.
***Defense 
**Shadow Infuse - 2% of all Worms Will VotesThis Filing - 68% of Worms Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 1% chance of happening.
===Blessings===
*Gachapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
**Backpatch Lincecum was recruited by the Garages.
*** Backpatch Lincecum, Shadows 
*** Backpatch Lincecum, Shadows 
*Record Scratch blessed the Ohio Worms.
**The Worms had 6% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 12%1,932,670 votes were cast.
***Note: This blessing caused one lineup player on each team to gain the modification. Because the Worms won the blessing, they were the one team that were not affected.
*Subtractor Avoidance blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
**Katy Cornbread gained the permanent mod .
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===Post-Election===
*New Megan Ito V faded away from the Worms.
** New Megan Ito V
*New Megan Ito V faded to dust.
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==Season Overview==
The Worms had another middling season, marked by frequent Voicemails and Elsewhere incidents. They finished with a 49-50 record, and placed 15th in the league. The team was selected as the Wild Card for the Underbracket, but lost to the Spies 0-2 in the first round.
The Worms experienced two trades in the Election, losing Clove Mahle and Matteo Cash in favor of Dudley Mueller and Tai Beanbag respectively. The team also voted to Shadow Infuse Crow Madrigal. In terms of Blessings, the team lost Backpatch Lincecum to the Garages, and Katy Cornbread became a . However, the Worms fared better than many teams: they won the Record Scratch Blessing, and managed to avoid having a player start .
Category:Ohio Worms
Category:Season 22