Hanazuki: Hanazuki the Evil Moonflower's Rampage (APRIL FOOLS)

OKAY. SO, ONE DAY I WAS AT GOODWILL SHOPPING FOR FOOD FOR MY ANNOYING KIDS. AND THEN I WENT TO THE DVD ISLE AND SAW A HANAZUKI DVD.
THE DVD HAD HANAZUKI WITH BLACK EYES, RED PUPILS, AND BLOOD COMING DOWN FROM HER IRISES AND SHE HAD SHARP TEETH WHILE HOLDING A KNIFE AND THE HEAD OF KIAZUKI. ON THE TOP WAS TEXT WRITTEN IN SHARPIE, "HANZOKI.EXE".
AND BEFORE YOU ASK, YES, I LIKE HANAZUKI. CAUSE HANAZUKI IS CUTE AND SHIT. SO I BOUGHT THE DVD AND TOOK IT HOME.
WHEN I WENT HOME, MY KIDS WERE UPSTAIRS PLAYING FORTNITE AS I TO PUT THE DISC IN THE DVD PLAYER. HOPING NO SCARY SHIT WOULD HAPPEN (i was wrong :().
THE DVD OPENED WITH THE HASBRO AND TITMOUSE LOGOS, BUT THEY WERE TINTED RED. WHICH WAS CONFUSING.
AFTER THOSE WEIRD LOGOS, THE MENU CAME UP, IT HAD HANAZUKI STARING AT ME WITH BLOODSHOT EYES (A LA FUCKING SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE) AND 1 FUCKING OPTION, "PLAY :)".
I PRESSED PLAY. BECAUSE,
THE INTRO THEN CAME UP, BUT HANAZUKI HAD THE SAME LOOK FROM THE DVD COVER, THE SKY WAS BLOOD RED, AND THE SINGING WAS DEMONIC. WHICH WAS FUCKING SCARY.
THEN THE TITLE CARD CAME UP, THE TITLE WAS SIMILAR TO BIOHAZARD, BUT WITH HANAZUKI. AND TEXT ON THE TOP READING "HANAZUKI THE EVIL MOONFLOWER'S RAMPAGE".
AFTERWARDS, THE EPISODE STARTED, IT BEGAN WITH HANAZUKI ON HER COMPUTER PLAYING SONIC.EXE.
HOWEVER, ONCE SHE BEAT THE GAME, SONIC.EXE CAME OUT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND POSSESED HER AS SHE FELL TO THE GROUND UNCONCIOUS.
"OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED HANAZUKI! YOU BASTARD!" I YELLED, SOUTH PARK STYLE.
SUDDENLY, HANAZUKI REGAINED CONCIOUSNESS, BUT SHE ONCE AGAIN HAD THAT SAME APPERANCE FROM THE DVD COVER AND INTRO.
"I...AM...HANAZUKI.EXE!!!!1!!11!1!!1! AND I AM GONNA KILL EVERYBODY CAUSE I AM EVIL NOW!1!1!!!1!!1" HANAZUKI.EXE SPOKE DEMONICALLY.
"WHAT THE FUCK." I ASKED.
IT THEN CUT TO KIAZUKI IN THE SIMPSONS' LIVING ROOM WATCHING DHAR MANN VIDEOS, UNTIL SUDDENLY, HANAZUKI TELEPORTED IN THE SHOT.
"HANAZUKI? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" KAIAZOKI, no, FUCK! Ahem, KIAZUKI ASKED. "AND WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT?"
"HELLO, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?" HANAZUKI.EXE ASKED.
"no." KIAZUKI REPLIED.
"OKAY!" HANAZUKI.EXE SAID AS SHE TOOK OUT A PISTOL AND SHOT KIAZUKI IN THE FOREHEAD AS HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD CAME OUT OF THE HOLE THE BULLET MADE. AS HANAZUKI.EXE DID A DAB BEFORE TELEPORTING AWAY.
IT THEN CUT TO KIYOSHI AND MAROSHI PLAYING FORTNITE IN PETER GRIFFIN AND LOIS GRIFFIN'S BEDROOM, UNTIL HANAZUKI.EXE REAPPARED WITH A KNIFE!!!1!!!11111 OH NO!!11!!111!!111
"HANAZUKI, IS THAT YOU?" MAROSHI ASKED BEFORE HANAZUKI.EXE STABBED HIM IN THE CHEST AS HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD SPEWED OUT OF HIS CHEST.
"HANAZUKI, YOUR A MONSTER!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DUNE?!?!?!??!?!?!?" KIYOSHI CRIED. BEFORE HANAZUKI.EXE ALSO STABBED HIM HIN CHEST, AS HE DIE TOO.
IT THEN CUT TO HANAZUKI.EXE KILLING EVERYONE IN HER MOON AND SETTING IT ON FIRE, GTA STYLE. BEFORE A SEXY DAZZLESCENCE JONES APPEARED LOOKING LIKE GOKU.
"終わったぞ、Hanazuki.EXE!" (It's over, Hanazuki.EXE!). DAZZLESCENCE SAID. "きっぱりと終わらせてやる!" (I'm going to end you once and for all!)
"HAHA, LOL. YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?!!??!?!?!" HANAZUKI.EXE SAID. BEFORE SHE TURNED INTO GOKUZUKI.EXE AND DID A KAMEHAMEHA ON HIM.
"KAME...HAME...HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" GOKUZUKI.EXE YELLED AS DAZZLESCENCE EXPLODED INTO SMITHEREENS.
"HAHA, U DEAD!!!!!!!" HANAZUKI.EXE TAUNTED AS SHE TURNED INTO A DEMON AND CONTINUED TO KILL AND DESTROY EVERYTHING IN HER MOON.
AFTERWARDS, IT CUT TO HANAZUKI'S MOON EXPLODING INTO SMITHEREENS. AS IT CUT TO A BLACK SCREEN WITH RED TEXT IN JAPANESE READING,
"ラウンド2の準備はできました?!?!?!?!"
WHICH IN ENGLISH READS;
"READY FOR ROUND 2?!?!?!?!"
AFTERWARDS, THE CREDITS SHOWED UP, BUT THE TEXT WAS WRITTEN IN BLOOD AND THE MUSIC FROM THE SECRET LEVEL OF SONIC.EXE WAS PLAYING INSTEAD OF THE INSTRUMENTAL OF THE THEME SONG.
AFTER THE CREDITS, IT CUT TO HANAZUKI.EXE DANCING ON A STAGE WEARING SHADES AND PEWDIEPIE'S MUSTACHE WHILE TACOS AND NYAN CATS WERE BEING THROWN AT HER, AS UPTOWN FUNK BY BRUNO MARS WAS PLAYING.
THEN THE EPISODE ENDED FOR REAL AND I WAS CONFUSED AND VERY SCARED THAT I SHAT MYSELF. SO I TOOK OUT THE DISC, SNAPPED IT IN HALF, AND FLUSHED IT DOWN THE TOILET.
NOW I AM DEEPLY TRAUMATIZED AND I NEVER SAW HANAZUKI: FULL OF TREASURES THE SAME WAY AGAIN. AND I WAS SO SCARED THAT I KILLED MYSELF. AND I AM ALSO A GHOST TYPING THIS IN THIS WIKI.
DE EDN!!!!!!111!11!!!!!1
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