A story voted one part at a time

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== Rules ==
# The way this story is made is through polls. Anybody can vote on those polls to influence the course of the story. Votes end after the day ends in UTC. It is currently in UTC time.
# If you vote on an already finished poll, your vote will not count.
# You cannot create a poll while another poll is still in session.
# You cannot create two or more polls in a row.
# You can create a poll when the previous poll is done.
# If there's a tie, all of the tied results happen.
# Have fun!
== Story ==
<poll>
There was once...
a bird-person named Alula.
an OPOSSUM.
a Grue.
Luna.
a hero named John.
Lord Móckasiin.
Knife Guy.
</poll>
<poll>
The OPOSSUM planned to...
destroy Uncyclopedia.
buttfuck Luna.
become AN HERO /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿(╥﹏╥)
move to Whittier, Alaska.
burn down Ojai.
meet John to have an honorable fight.
obtain the world’s largest moccasin collection.
</poll>
<poll>
But... ...didn't want this, so they decided to stop the OPOSSUM in his tracks.
a bird-person named Alula
OPOSSUM
the Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia
John
the Aracuan
Møqasÿn Rein
the entire population of Ojai
</poll>
<poll>
Opossum didn’t want himself to butt fuck Luna because:
he was now an Olula.
he was brainwashed by Luna.
he merely changed his mind.
H
moccasins aren’t actually real.
OPOSSUM was now dead.
the writers are lying to you.
</poll>
<poll>
This upset Selaw Obmij greatly, because he was planning on illegally filming this buttfucking and upload it to porn sites for money. So, to get revenge, he decided to...
set a glue trap for OPOSSUM
burn Luna at the stake
start contributing to the cool new project called A story built one word at a time
call on his good buddy Móckasiin for help
eat his own moccasins
start posting wildly misogynist content to incel communities
</poll>
<poll>
He couldn't start posting wildly misogynist content to incel communities however, because...
he turned into an Olula.
he was eaten by a Grue.
his computer didn't work.
Evil Reboz from ASBTWAAT turned him into a pair of moccasins.
(CONTENT REDACTED)
Luna killed him.
Ojai nuked him.
Oscar Wilde stopped him.
</poll>
<poll>
But OPOSSUM saw the grue eating Obmij, and felt like he needed to save him. So, to save Selaw Obmij from the inside of the grue, OPOSSUM decided to...
attack the grue with all his might (and moccasins)
travel to Fairbanks, Alaska to torture himself into getting stronger
ask r/gruefighters for advice
stand still right in front of the Grue
establish a communist dictatorship centered around the city of Ojai
</poll>
<poll>
And so, OPOSSUM traveled to Fairbanks, only to be knocked unconscious by a shadowy figure. When he opened his eyes, he was tied in a chair, and in front of him was...
The Aracuan, OPOSSUM's long-life rival
Evil Luna and her evil clones
Jaques Noir in a cyborg suit
Uncyclopedia admin Alula
The penguins that were committing crime wars in your basement
Selaw Obmij, who had been fooling the OPOSSUM all this time
</poll>
<poll>
The reason the penguins were committing crime wars in your basement was because...
they didn't want to be shipped off to Madagascar
Selaw Obmij murdered all of their families
what else is there to do in Fairbanks?
The Milwaukee Cheese Bandit regularly pays them to do this
</poll>
<poll>
Well, in Fairbanks you can
fly to Ojai
commit suicide
commit suicide... with Savings!
take a seaplane to Ketchikan to meet Luna
</poll>
<poll>
So that's what the penguins did, but when they got to Ketchikan they saw...
that the entire place had been destroyed by Ojaiian nationalists
a bunch of women making out with each other on the street (one of them might be Luna)
the Great Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia invading
John
a bunch of polar bears doing war crimes in your attic
</poll>
<poll>
When they saw the polar bears, the penguins decided to
Scream AAAAAAAAA!
Run away
Scream AAAAAAAAA! and run away
Join the pollar bears
H
reenact 9/11 with their seaplane and the attic
</poll>
<poll>
H, of course, meaning...
H-Bomb
Hentai
Hell
Hooker
Honolulu
Hollywood
Homer Simpson
Honk like a goose
</poll>
<Poll>
But since there was no Homer Simpson to be found, the penguins instead ended up...
Editing A story built one "a story at a time" at a time
Vandalizing Wikipedia
Running for their lives from the polar bears in your attic
Giving the polar bears surprise sex
Option 5
Reenacting 9/11 with their seaplane and the attic
</poll>
<poll>
But after doing that, they realized they had accidentally...
destroyed one of OPOSSUM's holiday apartments
reenacted 9/11
reenacted the Chilean 9/11
gotten the date wrong and instead enacting 11/9
committed war crimes in New York's basement
</poll>
<poll>
Interestingly, the place where they reenacted 9/11 on was...
Ojai
Moccasinia
the exact same place 9/11 happened, which was the Twin Towers
Uncyclopedia
Wikipedia
Illogicopedia
Opposumopedia
Encyclopædia Fenris
Mars
Antarctica
Soviet Russia
Grue HQ (I'm going to make a page about that...)
the home of Oscar Wilde
</poll>
<poll>
Coincidentally, OPOSSUM was near the Encyclopædia Fenris when its 9/11 happened, and after he had seen what happened, he decided to...
write a COMPLETELY UNBIASED entry in the Opossumopedia about the incident
summon a bunch of Olulas in order to locate any penguin survivors and beat them to death
get stuck in Selaw Obmij's glue trap and die of starvation
H
one-up the penguins and re-enact 9/11 himself
</poll>
<poll>
The OPOSSUMopedia entry had the unfortunate result of 
Summoning the Mormon Church building in Ketchikan (2900 5th avenue) to fall on OPOSSUM
Getting the penguins arrested
Lawsuit
Lawsuit... With SAVINGS! Call (CENSORED) solicitor today!
H
</poll>
<poll>
This had the unfortunate result of...
crushing OPOSSUM's homework, causing him to get bad grades
evangelizing OPOSSUM into the Mormon Church
making OPOSSUM Alaskan
death (won't say who died though)
</poll>
<poll>
Like any other ordinary Alaskan, OPOSSUM's Smash Bros. main was now...
Luigi
Fox
Bayonetta
Pichu
Meta Knight
</poll>
<poll>
But one day, to OPOSSUM's surprise, the Pichu jumped out of his Nintendo Switch and...
electrocuted his dog
ran out of his house, straight into the mouth of the evil lawnmower
started talking in perfectly understandable English to him
caused yet another 9/11
</poll>
<poll>
OPOSSUM didn't like that the Pichu electrocuted his dog so he tried to put the Pichu back in the Nintendo Switch only to find out that...
a wizard did it
moccasins
H
he couldn't because he had actually been dead for several years and had forgotten it
Luna had masterminded the entire thing
</poll>
<poll>
When he found out that a wizard did it and H, he...
put on some moccasins
decided to track down the wizard to thank him for already putting the Pichu in the Nintendo Switch
vandalized Wikipedia
killed Jimbo Wales
time-traveled to the beginning of Uncyclopedia to make Uncyclopedia in his image
joined a cult
decided to become the wizard's apprentice
got eaten by a Grue
hugged a DaniPine tree
became friends with Fenris2010
became a Chicken4War
called Squaw Dee Squaw Deer
became a Squaw Deer
started hunting L10NM4ST3R
</poll>
<poll>
Wearing these moccasins made OPOSSUM feel great, so he then decided to...
put on another pair of moccasins
murder the 48th president of the United States
jump straight into the "turn people into William Jennings Bryan" machine without a second thought
eat the entire story
remove the letter "H" from his keyboard
</poll>
<poll>
Realizing his feet no longer felt like they'd get frostbite from the Alaskan winter due to the double-pair of moccasins, OPOSSUM...
sewed some more moccasins into a sweater.
craved for blood to have a nice, warm bath.
murdered the Pichu from earlier to use as a sweater.
set out to buy a cool sweater from the gift shop.
</poll>
<poll>
OPOSSUM now had enough warmth to survive one hour in the Alaskan winter. But he needed something else to keep him alive for longer, too. Luckily he found some fuel by the road, in the form of...
homeless people
even more moccasins
Ron DeSantis
a full-blown forest fire
the Mormon Church building in Ketchikan (no longer at 2900 5th avenue)
his electroduted dog
nothing
</poll>
<poll>
After converting the Mormon Church building in Ketchikan into fuel, OPOSSUM celebrated the end of the Ketchimormons by:
Suicide
Turning himself into a moccasin with the Moccawand
Burning Ketchikan to the ground
Summoning Walbro and the Aracuans to party
Contacting an eldritch demon
H
Yelling "It's Mormon time" and morming all over those guys
</poll>
<poll>
The demon he contacted was none other than...
the personification of moccasinphobia (fear of moccasins)
Satan himself
Jimbo Wales (Yes, Jimbo's secretly a demon. I'm surprised you didn't know that.)
the demon that's in the Uncyclopedia article about the Fourth Wall
the personification of Wikipedia
</poll>
<poll>
However, OPOSSUM wasn't able to control this demon, so it went on to...
perform a satanic ritual to summon the story-eating cat
become a U.S representative for California's 24th congressional district
remember you're genocides
get pushed down the stairs and die
Option 5
</poll>
<poll>
Option 5 was...
to use up all its powers to make all moccasins in the universe disappear from existence
to make an alliance with the other demon Jimbo Wales
to turn OPOSSUM into a zombie
to use its fourth wall-breaking powers to break out of an Uncyclopedia user's device into the real world (the world that the gods of ASBOxAAT live in)
Option 5
</poll>
<poll>
The demon option 5'd its way through…
The remaining Mormon population of Ketchikan
Ojai
OPOSSUM
The Temple of Mokkááwšen, located in a Ketchikan cave
Your mother's vagina
Walbro's army
</poll>
<poll>
It did this, causing...
Special Powers to arise in the Ketchikan Latter-day Saints
them to morm themselves until they came
nothing to happen
itself to die
</poll>
<poll>
OPOSSUM saw all this, and decided to...
fistfight the demon with his tiny marsupial hands
summon Luna
flee to Ojai
build a massive mecha suit that is conveniently shaped like a certain mammal, in a last-ditch attempt to save the world from the Mormon population of Ketchikan's wrath
do literally nothing
</poll>
<poll>
OPOSSUM fled all the way to Ojai, so that he could:
Continue his quest to kill all Mormons
Left Testicle
Make the poll look like a penis (shaft)
Right testicle
Fight the Moccasin Police
Become the first creature in history to tame an Olula
</poll>
<poll>
The quite spectacular failure of a shaft that was just created resulted in...
right testicle
left testicle
OPOSSUM trying (again) to turn the poll into a penis
hold on, i don't think a penis is supposed to look like this
middle testicle
the universe collapsing. The entire story, as well as all of its polls are wiped out completely, as the world it inhabits disappears into nothingness, leaving only OPOSSUM and, in the distance, the remains of the Mormon Church building in Ketchikan, who is seeking vengeance for all the bullshit it's been put through. (This also creates a new section of the story)
</poll>
===Collapse and Rebirth of the Universe===
<poll>The universe and all its polls disappear, except, OPOSSUM inside the Mormon Church building, which has taken the shape of a rather familiar shack. OPOSSUM may:
Exit the shack
Wait until day comes
Scavenge the shack for supplies.
Die
</poll>
<poll>
OPOSSUM waited until day came to exit his shack, only to immediately die of...
a lack of oxygen
the Black Plague
unknown causes that can be attributed to Luna somehow
H
</poll>