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THE GUYZ WHO SAW THINGZ IN MIRRORS LOL

SO THESE GUISE WERE INTERNS AT DISNEY CHANNEL AND THEY WER MAKIN A SHOW ABOUT THESE BOYZ WHO ATE STUFF AND GOT FAT SO THEY WER NAMEN THE SHOW "PHINIES AND FERBY" AND SO LIKE THE GUISE WHO WORKED THERE SAID "DONT LOOK IN THE MIRROR LOL" AND THE INTERNS WERE LIKE "STFU I DO WOT I WANT" AND THE GUISE WHO WERE BOSSES WERE LIKE "U GONNA GET PWNED LOL" AND THEY WENT HOME AND LOOKED IN TEH MIRROR AND SAW HYPER REALISTIC POKEMON AND SOME DANCING PEOPLE WITH TURNIPS AND THEN THER WAS A WRITING IN BLOOD ON THE MIRROR AND IT SAID "DONT LOOK BEHIND U" AND THAT DONT MAKE SENSE BECUZ THEY WERE LOOKIN IN MIRRORS SO THEY COULD SEE BEHIND THEM LOL. AND SO THEN THIS GUY CALLED AND WAS LIKE "IZ UR REFRIGORATOR RUNNING?" AND THE GUISE WERE LIKE "YEAH"
AND HE SAID "THEN U SHOULD GO CATCH IT" AND THE GUISE WERE LIKE "OMG HOW U NO MY FRIGE WAS RUNNING" AND THE GUY WAS LIKE "IM GOD LOL"
AND SO THEY CHASED THE FRIGE AND TEY SAW A TAPE ON THE GROUND AND IT SAID "POKEMONSUICIDE.AVI" AND THIS GUY WAS ON THE GROUND LIKE "U CAN HAVE THAT FOR 100 DOLLORS AND ITS CURSED BECUZ SOMEONE WORKED DEVIL MAGEEK ON IT" AND THE GUISE SAID "OKAY" AND THEY BOT THE GAME THEY PLAYED IT AND THEY SAW THIS GUY WHO PLAYED BACKWARDS MUSIC ON LOOP AND THEY WERE LEIK OMG!!!!11!!!!!11!!1!!
AND THEN MARIO CAME UP AND WAS DANCING WITH A SUICIDE MOUSE AND THEY WER LIKE "OMGGGMOGMG" AND THEN IT WENT ALL STATIC AND THEY SAW THE OLD SPICE GUY OUTSIDE THE WINDOW AND THEY WERE LIKE "OOMMGMOGM" AND THEN A SMILING DOG CAME OUT THE CLOSET AND RAN THEM OVER WITH A TRUCK THE END.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
THE HEADLESS ALIGATORS GET EVERYONE

THIS IS A STORY WHERE EVERYONE THINKS THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HEADLESS ALLIGATORS! BUT ONE DAY SOMEONE OPENED A DOOR IN A OLD HOUSE AND THE HEADLESS ALLIGATORS CAME OUT FOR REAL! THEY WENT AROUND AND THEY ATTACKED SO MANY PEOPLE THAT THERE WAS ALMOST NOBODY LEFT. THE SURVIVORS BUILT A FORT ON A MOUNTAIN PROTECTED BY THE LONGEST MOAT BUT THE HEADLESS ALLIGATORS WERE OUT THERE WAITING AND FOOD WAS RUNNING LOW. THE PEOPLE TRIED TO MAKE A PLANE THAT COULD SAVE THEM BUT IN THE END IT TURNED OUT THAT THE PILOT WAS A HEADLESS ALLIGATOR THE WHOLE TIME. ALSO HE DID NOT KNOW HOW TO FLY A PLANE.
Category:Ghastly Macaroni
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Animulz
Category:Shortpasta
THE HOUSE IN FLORIDA THAT NOBODY EVER LIVED IN

Once in Florida a house appeared out of nowhere that no one ever lived in. Nobody knew why the house just appeared there but they guessed it was because of the person who made the house died after building it. But one day a newly wed couple moved into the house. The next day the husband died. The wife was so upset that she had him go to a doctor. There at the doctor he died and the wife was so mad she had the house demolished. The next day she set the house on fire and her husband died in the fire.
She was then arrested for arson so she went to the jail prison but the next day she got a letter telling her that her husband died in a car crash. She was so mad that she and her husband had the house demolished but when it was demolished her husband was still in the house and he died. Now the house is a museum and sometimes if you go there you will see a really old fat guy. This is the husband.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Satire
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
THE JOURNAL OF EVIL PATRIXXX

2/23/13. This is my first day of the journal. I have blown up the world twice today so far, and killed thousands of unsuspecting viewers of episodes. Wait, I just got information that somebody put in a haunted VHS! See you later, Journal!
2/24/13 I have destroyed a space and time, Rampaged on the city while killing godzilla only to give life to a eviler monster and have defeated Jeff the Killer twice today. But I need a walkthrough for Grub/Worm Jeff.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Jornel
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
THE KIGN OF TROLLS IS DED!!!

SO I RED THE NEWS TODAY AND I FOUND OUT THAT TROLOLO MAN (EDUARD KHIL) WAS DED! SO I DIED!
(In all seriousness, Eduard Khil died today at the age of 77 from a stroke. You should all really remorse him.)
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
THE KILLER SPIKES

ONE DAY YOU WILL GET A WEIRD BIG LETTER THAT SAYS IT IS FROM YOU! IT WILL BE A LITTLE WET AND HAVE A STAMP OF THE BLACKEST MOST GROSSEST HEADLESS EVIL DOG YOU EVER SAW. IF YOU OPEN THE LETTER YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT YOU HAVE BEEN MAILED SPIKES AND YOU WILL DIE ON THE SPIKES. HOWEVER IF YOU POST THIS IN FOUR MESSAGE BOARDS THE LETTER WILL NOT HAVE SPIKES IN IT BUT IT WILL HAVE SOME ALRIGHT FUDGE AND A BROWN RIBBON YOU CAN PUT ON SOMETHING.
Category:Ghastly Macaroni
Category:Rituwel
Category:Shortpasta
THE KINKY

strut*
sexy strut*
sexy, badass strut*
sexy, badass, explosive strut*
mmm yea ladies you ready?
"Oh, 414! You're here again!"
yeah. With a license.
"Ooooh 414..."
points at reader*
you're not kinky.
gets into brothel, closes doors*
opens them again*
you're not kinky... yet.
you must pass the tests.
then you must prove to us
that you are truly kinky.
closes doors*
open doors again, ladies grope at me*
kinky ones. Join us.
closes doors*
...
THE KINKY
A film directed by Michael Bay, starring the one and only 41488p!
With TEN times the chicks!
And TEN times the explosions!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Shortpasta
THE LAST TIME I WILL PLAY COOKIE CLICKER

Cookie Clicker is really evil! And a demon!
I'm addicted to cookie clicker. And it's not a wimpy addiction. I stop work just to play it. And i'm REALLY, REALLY good! My cps is 50 quadrillion a second (not to brag...). Someday i was looking for games and i found a old game called: "If you like Cookie Clicker! -- Play this game!" An old man sold it to me. When he gave it to me he said. Goodbye ben. When he said that i killed him and teabagged him while sayian: "Get rekt motherfucker!".
I went down and ate some chips (deluxe if you know what i mean...). I am really rich and if you are reading this you are probably a scum compared to me... Just saying... Anyway! Back, to, the story! OK? I put the game in my 3ds limeted edition (Yoshi edetion if ya kno what i meen...). If was just like cookie clicekr, but when i got the the spooky grandmother part the grandmothers began talking to me! (Even though i see no problem in them showing me attencien....lol) They said: If you dont play a ded waman will visit you 2night and! Play or ben will poop out of you PC. Then i began to sleep when the grandmothers spoke to me again: Thou hast to play oust game, or else vee will do horribl thangs to you. I, for one, is not following orders from IM GIVING UP ON THIS STORY. Then i was told: Kill your friend and i did. I teabaged again (of course because im SWAG yakno?). Then they said kill yourself. I did so.
In hell (idk how i got there yakno?) i saw Cookie clicker surrouned by grandmas. I killed the grandmas but cookie clicker said! You mave have one hundred procented me now! But! When the next update will come i willbe even bigger. I said: "Yes, master". Then Cookie clicker said: "What shall i call you. Orteil... Yes, Orteil..." OMG PLOTTWIST MUCH GG NORE. WE WILL ALL DIE SKELETONS WILL COME BEN WILL STAB ALL AND THE RAKE WILL PLAY BANJO. AND OF COURSE COOKIE CLICKER WILL BE THIER MASTER. KILL THIS MONSTER BEFORE IT GETS TO BIGGGGGGGG!!! THE TIME IS OUT FOR ME. I'm TOMS friend Fred and i am writing this because i know everything that happened to him because i have mind powers. IM GONnA DIE SHI-
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

It was an average day playing Dark Souls. Farming souls from COD new morons, dieing to motherfucking bullshit, and losing said souls. I was walking to the bonfire when xXTHELEGEND69XxXxx Invaded my world. I fliped my shit becasue the boss was dead. Then, out of nowhere I got backstabed and died instantly. Every time I respawned he invaded me, kicked my bitch ass and taunted mangled fucking rekt corpse. I got mad and sent him a message: "Wow you hacking bitch"
The Legend replied instantly, faster than any human could use the clunkly peice of shit contoller, "Git rekted like ur mother last nite. Wat rings you even got fukin casul?" 
He invaded me again and I got pissed off and went to turn off my Xbox 360.
Suddenly the wall behind me exploded, kicked down by a monster, clad in thick, heavy armor that I recongnized from the game as Giant's armor. In place of his face he wore a copper mask of a bearded man, its terrifying visage frozen in terror. In one hand held a massive sword, around 9 feet long, with flames covering its surface. In his other, he held a small green shield. The MLG logo was on his chest. When he spoke, I knew this was no mere mortal, his thoughts streaming directly into my brain
"U thnk u cn get away that easly?" The voice was impossible deep, making a large black man sound like a prepubescent child. "I wil fukin rek u liek I did ur mom, your dad, and your sister, all at the same tme."
"What the hell are you?" my voice cracked while I pissed my pants.
"The Legend never dies, u fukin casul"
"Fuck you! your gonna pay for that wall!" For some reason I was more worried about my shitty apartment despite the fact there was a 9 foot tall god in my bedroom.
Suddenly I started to hear dubstep starting
"POWER UP THE BASS CANNON" The Giantdad growled I heard a deafening charging sound. "FIRE" Loud dubstep started to play, then he swung his massive flaming sword at me and fucking rekt me. Then he did the "Well, what is it?" gesture from dark souls, taunting me as I bled and burnt to death at the same time.
I heard a few final words before I died, "Git gud u filthy casul."
Original Giant Dad
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:English Class Failure
THE LOST GAME

ONE TIME I BOUGHT A GAME
IT WAS CALLED
"GAME"
I PLAYED IT AND THERE WAS STATIC
NOTHING BUT STATIC
SO I BURNED IT CAUSE IT WAS HAUNTED
BUT THAT NIGHT I SAW STATIC STARING MENACINGLY AT ME THROUGH MY WINDOW
NOW I AM ONE WITH STATIC.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Vidya games
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Hall of Fame
Category:Shortpasta
THE LOST MINECRAFT UPDATE

MY NAME WAS JOHN BURNINGHAM. ONCE YOU READ THIS YOU CAN NOT STOP. ANYWAY I WAS AN INTERN AT MOJANG IN STOCKHOLM. I WAS A VERY SKEPTIC MAN ABOUT PARANORMAL AND SATANIC THINGS UNTIL NOW. ONE DAY ON JANUARY 3, I WAS WALKING OUT OF THE BUILDING UNTIL I SPOTTED A BLATANTLY OBVIOUS FLASH DRIVE ON THE SIDEWALK. I PICKED IT UP AND IT HAD TAPE ON IT. IT SAID "MC 1.3.666". I HAD NOT HAD NOT HEARD OF THIS NEW UPDATE, SO I TOOK IT HOME.
I PLUGGED THIS UPDATE INTO MY COMPUTER AT HOME AND STARTED UP MINECRAFT. WHEN IT ASKED ME TO UPDATE, IT ASKED IF I WAS SURE. THIS WAS UNUSUAL, BUT I CLICKED YES ANYWAY. THE TITLE SCREEN WAS A BIT OFF. IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYTHING WAS PARTIALLY RENDERED, AND THE SKY WAS BLACK FOR SOME REASON. AND THE MESSAGE WAS "SATAN". THAT WAS VERY EERIE, BUT I STARTED A NEW GAME ANYWAY. IT STARTED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN THE NETHER. THAT WAS WEIRD, BUT I KEPT PLAYING ANYWAYS. THE NETHER SEEMED OFF IN THE NEW UPDATE, YOU CAN HEAR MORE GROANS AND SCREAMS. SOMEHOW THE LAVA IS HYPER-REALISTIC AND DARK AND RED. THE GHASTS ARE ALL GLITCHY AND MAKING STRANGE SOUNDS. THEY'RE ALL BLOODY AND AGGRESSIVE, MORE SO THAN NORMAL. I SHRUGGED IT OFF AND CONTINUED ON.
SUDDENLY, HEROBRINE APPEARED BEHIND ME AND I TURNED AROUND. HEROBRINE WAS HYPER-REALISTIC AND HAD BLOOD ALL OVER HIS BODY AND HIS EYES WERE ALL BLOOD RED INSTEAD OF WHITE. HE WAS SO HYPER-REALISTIC I COULD SHIT MY PANTS. THEN HE PULLS OUT A HYPER-REALISTIC KNIFE AND SLITS MY THROAT. I COULD ALMOST FEEL THE SEARING PAIN ON MY THROAT. I KNEELED DOWN ON THE BARREN, SATANIC GROUND, THEN HEROBRINE APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME. THEN HE GROWLED IN A DISTORTED, HELLISH VOICE, "SUCK MY DICK FOOLISH MORTAL!" THEN HE PROCEEDED TO UNDRESS ME AND HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH ME. AFTER THAT MY MOUTH WAS FULL OF PISS AND BLOOD.
I DIED, BUT INSTEAD OF RESPAWNING, THE SCREEN WENT PITCH BLACK, THEN MY LIGHTS STARTED FLICKERING AND THEN THE SCREEN BECAME RED. IT SPEWED OUT A BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM, AND I TRIED TO MUTE IT, BUT IT JUST GOT LOUDER! I TRIED TO TURN IT OFF BUT NOTHING HAPPENS. I TRIED UNPLUGGING MY PC, BUT THE SAME! I ATTEMPTED TO REMOVE THE FLASH DRIVE, BUT IT IGNITED MY HAND ON FIRE AND LEFT A STRANGE PENTAGRAM ON MY HAND.
THAT'S WHEN I STARTED TO HEAR A WHIMPER IN MY HOUSE. I DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE IT, BUT THE DOOR WAS LOCKED! I FELT THE TEMPERATURE WAS SLOWLY RISING. THEN I RECIEVED A TEXT ON MY PHONE THAT SAID "GO TO SLEEP". IT WAS FROM JEFF! THE KILLER I READ ABOUT ON THE CREEPYPASTA WIKI! I LOOKED AT THE SCREEN, AND IT FLASHED IMAGES OF PENTAGRAMS, HELL, SATAN, AND FIRE. I WAS SCREAMING AS I SLOWLY MELTED INTO THE GROUND. THE PHONE RANG, AND IT WAS NOTCH. I LOOKED AT MY PHONE'S TEXTS, AND IT SAID THAT NOTCH WAS DEAD!
THEN WHO WAS PHONE???
BEFORE I MET MY DEMISE, A SKELETON POPPED OUT. AND THEN I DIED.
IN HELL, I CONTROL MINECRAFT NOW.
THEY CALL ME "HEROBRINE".
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Minecrap
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Old Shit
THE MAN

“We really shouldn't go in there” I said. My brother was trying to get me to follow him into a house that was said to be haunted. My brother was 15 and I was 10 so I was quite scared. “Don’t be a wuss” my brother said trying to be cool. “We should get the dog...please?” “ NO, now Get in” my brother said pushing me in through a broken window. When I got in, I felt lots of spider webs. When my brother got in, we saw a tv with static on it:
And there were 3 doors and a hallway. Me and my brother walked to the first door and walked in, it was a kitchen but almost everything was decayed and a window was broken. In the second door there were hundreds of creepy drawings on the walls. “What the heck?!” I said “you can say that again” said my brother. Then we went to the third door and there was a sight that almost made me faint. There was a man sitting next to a table with a bloody knife! “RUN!!!” screamed my brother, we immediately ran straight for the window and I caught a glimpse of the guy chasing us and the tv that had changed to a dead body on the screen. We both ran straight home without looking back and hid in my room and called the police. “ oh crap!” said my brother “what” I said “I forgot to close the door to the house!” then we heard footsteps. “OH NO” I said nervously, the footsteps came closer and closer and closer until there was silence. “Do...do you think he’s gone?” I said, then the door broke open and the intruder came in! We both screamed and all of a sudden our family dog jumped out from under my bed and bit the man! The man screamed in pain and while the dog held him down the police arrived and took the man to jail. His name was Creep E. Dude. [how ironic.] He is now being charged with attempted murder and now with our dog [named defender] is living a happy life in his new deluxe dog house we bought for him for being such a loyal dog.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pointless Violence
THE MAN IN THE SUIT VS MAN WITH TEH BAG

WHEN THE MAN WITH THE BAG HERD OF THE MAN IN THE SUIT, HIS JIMMIES WERE RUSTLED BECAUSE OF TEH SIMI,LAR NAME AND HE VOWED 2 DESRTOY HIM! "HEY U U POZR, U GONN DIE LULZ" SAID THE MAN WITH A BAG "NOU" SAID THE MAN IN THE SUIT
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
THE MAN THAT WAS CRAZY

FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING AT NIGHT FROM READING CREEPYPASTAS, TURN BACK NOW, BECAUSE THIS WILL SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!
==The Pasta==
ONE SINGLE DAY, THERE WAS A MAN THAT WAS CRAZY, HE LIVED WITH HIS SHIT INFESTED CAT IN AN APARTMENT IN THE DESERT. HE WENT TO GO OUTSIDE AND LOOKED IN THE SKY, AND THE SKY WAS RED AS BLOOD! SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENED? BLOOD WAS RAINING ON HIM AND TEH BLOOD DRENCHED HIS CLOTHES! HE WENT TO TAKE A SHOWER AND HIS CAT SAID NO, AND THE MAN SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHITTY CAT, AND THE CAT SAID FUCK YOU! THE MAN GOT ANGRY AND TOOK HIS CAT AND ATE IT! GUTS AND ENTRAILS WERE FLYING EVERYWHERE! IT WAS CRAZY! AFTER HE ATE TEH CAT HIS HEAD EXPLODED!
FOR I AM THE BOO,A FIGURE THAT SHALL NOT BE SCARED BY MERE PASTAS...BEWARE READER...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:Unfunny
Category:Animulz
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
THE MAN WITH A BAG

I WAS AT MY HOUSE ALONE AND SOMETHING WAS WATCHING ME IN MY WINDOW WHEN I OPENED MY WINDOW IT WAS THE MAN WITH A BAG!!!! HE HAD A BAG ON HIS FACE AS MASK!!!!!!! THEN HE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME I GOT OUT OF MY HOUSE I FOUND ALOT OF WEAPONS AND I CHOSED THE POTATO! I TROWED IT AT HIM BUT HE DINT DIE!!!!!!!! HE WAS FAST HE KILLED ME WITH HIS KNIFE AND I WAS POOPIN MY PANTS THE LAST WORDS I HEARD WHERE:IM GOING TO KILL WHO IS READING THIS ARTICLE!!!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Im died
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:SUGGESTED READING
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Old Shit
Category:Classics
Category:Shortpasta
THE MENACING MISCHIEF OF THE ULTIMATE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE STORY OF SHAGSONATH THE SPACE WARRIOR THE MILKY WAY ODYESSY ACROSS THE GALAXY ULTIMATE REVELATION PART III THE FINAL UNIVERSE-ENDING LIFE OR DEATH BATTLE FOR THE UNIVERSE (EBOOK)

And it was upon this day of final battle atemporal across all spacetime that Shagsonath did do Jihad upon his immortal enemy Dickward III the Torture. Dickward wished to win swiftly and wasted no time charging his spell of Instant Death Disease; little did he know that Shagsonath's Space Islam transcended death. They must battle by the sword.
As Shagsonath crusades upon his metre claymore of burning flames of hot fire, his 1000* Megadegree Knife(tm) was deflected by Dickward's Legendary 'Staff of Freezing Cold of Absolute Zero Coldness'. The ensuing shockwaves of each clash and parry destroyed planets, though all those aliens of Jihad did seem to float with their souls towards Space Allah.
"You will never win, Shagsonath! Ar-ha, ar-ha, ar-ha, ar-ha!"
"Well let me tell you a secret..."
Shagsonath's Ancient Gear had been activated: a perseverance gift from God himself, for spending so much time without food or water, in the wastes of the Booyah Desert where he did commit Jihad upon the alien invaders.
Shagsonath awakened the Shuttlecock and at once his cock grew to the size of a shuttle. His years of training paid off as Dickward III was stuck pinned under his magnum magnesium dong.
The tip of the shuttle dug into Dickward's chest and charged a beam. Once it came, the blast flew like a shooting star of light across the other side of the universe.
But Dickward III the Torture, son of Dickward II the Balls, from Dickward I the Cock was not yet finished.
Shagsonath's penis began to shrink again, and Dickward teleported behind him - Shagsonath had nutted on November, leading to his downfall.
Dickward used the triple N loophole to drain Shagsonath of his powers, before casting again the Instant Death Disease. The Dick was overjoyed as Shagsonath's skin evaporated and left behind his skeleton.
But then, Allah came down from Space-Jannah and declared: "This month shall be Stop Sus September."
His word was infallible, so now the roles were reversed, for Dickward was the sussiest of all the impostors.
The skeletal Shagsonath set himself on fire and dived in with his sword, hitting the chest, right beside the stomach and Dickward III of Dickward II of Dickward I the evil necromancer breathed his last breath...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
THE NOODLE POODLE

ONE DAY THERE WAS A BOY AND IT WAS DINNER TIME HE ATE NODDELS (FROM ITALY) AND THEN THERE WAS ONE PROBLEM THE POODLE DOG NEXT TO HIM DIED AND THERE WERE NO NOODLES LEFT THEY DID BIOPSY ON THE POODLE AND THEY FOUND NOODLES THE POODLE NOODLE THE BROODLE!!!!! OH GOD SO BOY IS MAD CAUSE DOG ATE NOODLES AND THEN ONE DAY HE HAD NOODLES AGAIN AND HIS POODLE WAS THERE HE SAID "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD BROJOBMAN" POODLE SAID BARK BARK THEN HIS NOODLES WERE GONE AGAIN! AND THEN HE GOT VERY SICK.
3 MONTHS LATER HE IS STILL SICK AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY HE SEES DEAD POODLE NOBODY ELSE SEAS AND CANNOT FIND NOODLES EVERY POODLE DOES THE BROODLE NOODLE AND CODDLES THE BRODEL WAT BOY IS SICK AND STARTS VOMITING PENIES SO MANY PENISES
CUM EVERYWHERE SPERM IN MY EARHOLE OUCH SPERM WHY ARE YOU IN MY EARHOLE LIKE THAT WHERE IS MY NODDLE WHERE IS MY POODLE WHY AM I VOMIT PENISES?
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Animulz
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Old Shit
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Shortpasta
THE OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER OTHER SB CREEPYPASTA

ONE TIME I SAW THIS BADLY DAMA GESD TAPE AD THE FAIR A ND I TPUT IOT INJH MY VCR IT STATRETED WITH SPONGBATOB KILLINA BPATRICK TWITH A GUN AND BAD BOY S PLAYED IT WAS SO REALISTIC!
YOU CAOULD SEE PATRIC'S CARTON HART
THEN SQUIDWARD COMITED SUICIDE AFTER 10 MINS AND THEN BIKINI BOTTOM GETS REALISTICALLY NUKED
YOU ACAN GTSE BEN WALKING
AND SMILE ADOG
THEN IT ENDC
THE VRC BLWE EUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta