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Spin (public relations)

Spin is the art (or possibly science) of skewing the description of something widely perceived as a bad thing, such that it appears instead as probably quite a good thing, or at least not half as bad as it initially looked.
This is why "spin doctors" and "spin doctoring" are so important for the modern world; it enables the general populace to feel more positive about themselves and about their place in the world, thanks to superior Spin Doctoring enabling them to see the better points about the things in life that they might not actually approve of. Accomplished Spin Doctors are promoted to Spin Surgeons, but these are hard to identify because they have become so smart at distorting the perceptions of the rest of us. If one were ever identified and named, they would be instantly demoted, thus making the person making the claim look completely daft and unreliable. 
== How Spin is applied ==
Many wrongly believe that Spin is the result of telling what are known as "little white lies", but this couldn't be further from the truth; for example, whilst it might seem a bad thing for your local council to be levelling part of a national heritage forest to make way for a landfill site, you're simply forgetting that this will actually make space for all the additional garbage being produced that's currently having to be left to rot on the streets giving your children all sorts of untold diseases... which would be discontinued following this brilliant proposal! not to mention the extra cash the council are making for importing trash from the other districts.
Other people believe Spin is just another form of censorship, although this again is simply not true; Spin is a derivative work designed to allow people to see the other side of an argument and then to discount and in time forget the one they originally held to be true. Thus you are now beginning to see that Spin is plainly a good and necessary tool, and it is only the name that makes it sound like it could possibly be something that is bad for society; after all, you can make up your own minds anyway... we'll just help you along in reaching your decisions!
==The Future of Spin==
The future of Spin will be a marvelous thing, how could it be anything other? Experts in the field concur that modern techniques, as well as emerging technologies will go to improve our lives in many of the ways that Spin Doctors are currently suggesting, and reduce our capacities to even conceive of alternative viewpoints.
==See also==
* Politics
* Gerrymandering
* Mass Media
* Bullshit
Category:Political Bullshit
Category:Political communication
Category:Media
Category:Propaganda
Spleen weasel

The spleen weasel (Lyncodon splenius) is well-known as the world's most cute and cuddly internal parasite, narrowly edging out the pancreas panda and the uterus salamander. Making its home (surprisingly) in the human spleen, spleen weasels provide various beneficial effects, including:
*Defending against any viruses so large as to be visible and easily killable by weasel-bite.
*Providing the lymphatic system with a source of insulation in the form of spleen weasel hairballs.
*Herding tapeworms away from the more sensitive areas of the abdomen.
*Giving barren women the feeling of something living and squirming in their internal organs, without having to resort to newt gestation.
===Discovery===
The first spleen weasel was identified in 1937 in a hospital in Paris, France during a splenectomy. Eyewitness accounts report that as the spleen was lifted out of the patient's abdominal cavity, a small furry head was seen to poke itself out from the interior of the distended organ. The anesthesiologist is said to have exclaimed, "Sacrebleu! Il y a une rate dans la rate!" (Trans: "There is a spleen in the (female) rat!" Or possibly the other way around.) The spleen weasel's scientific name was given on the spot, although later research showed that the spleen weasel is in fact a weasel and not a rat. 
This first known spleen weasel was sent to New York to be studied by researchers, who named their new experimental subject "Lucy." In an attempt to coax it into more vigorously defending internal organs, these scientists would often exhort, "Lucy, you've got some spleenin' to do!"
===Ongoing research and investigation===
The relationship between weasel and host appears to be a symbiotic one, although it is unclear precisely how the weasel is benefited by its human host. The only known downside for hosts is the many small bites that can mysteriously appear on the spleen; scientists are as yet unable to explain this phenomenon, though many scientists insist that it is caused by either abortions or being gay. On occasion, spleen weasels have been known to vacate the spleen and attempt to live among ordinary land weasels, usually with little success. These frustrated extrasplenary spleen weasels can be dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, experts advise that you should shout, "Look out, spleen weasel!"
Perhaps the best-known attribute of the spleen weasel, however, is its strange ability to make hosts exclaim "SPLEEN WEASEL!" at seemingly random intervals. This trait is currently a topic of extensive Pentagon research into the possibility of using spleen weasels in wartime as a sort of Weasel Mind-control Device (tested on Affected).
===See also===
*womb newt
*Proto-badger
*spleen
category:Biologycategory:Sciencecategory:Health 
Category:Parasites
Category:Carnivora
Category:Weasels
Category:Anatomy
Splenda

In Greek mythology, Splenda is the Goddess of your mom's vagina and artificial sweeteners. The preferred consort of Zeus, Splenda was also bestowed the ability to turn any mortal who dared to lust after her into a powdery white substance that was sweet like sugar, but not found to cause cancer in Spartans who were under philosophical observation.
Splenda was rumored to have burst forth from the loins of Transvesta, the half-man in a toga / half-man in a dress, that is best remembered in lyric song as the God who lavished his praise all over the all-male chorus’ that were a staple of Greek theatre. 
Unlike Zeus who lived on Mount Olympus, Splenda resided in her own two-bedroom oracle overlooking the Aegean Sea, and was attended to by clabber of terribly thin Vestal Waifs. 
Splenda’s chief rival for the affections of Zeus was Diana; the competition between the two could only be described as fierce. Diana eschewed Splenda’s gifts of food thinking that the gifts were laced with poison. To get around this, Splenda would often take the form of cat, who would nudge the food gifts slowly and methodically. The food was pure, and loaded with simple sugars and carbohydrates, which caused Diana undue weight gain and blotchy skin. 
In retaliation, Diana would send Diabeticus (the slower and dimwitted brother of Mercury) to divert Splenda’s attentions and keep her busy while Diana plied her trade with Zeus. 
Annoyed by the infighting - because there really was enough Zeus to go around for everyone - the mighty overlord of Mythology banished Diana to the Supremes and damned all offspring of Splenda by turning them into laboratory rats until the end of mankind.
Category:Greek mythology
Category:Religion
Category:Greek culture
Category:Cooking
Spooning

Spooning is a sleeping position that dates back to medieval times. Its origins can be traced to covens of evil witches trying to rob peaceful slumber from hard working men. The act has been carried on for centuries, being taught by mother to daughter, in an eternal onslaught of female tyranny.
== The Position ==
The following morning our abused male will find himself weary, half of his body numb from lack of proper bloodflow, and sore with pent-up soldiers that never saw the frontline.
== Ancient Spooning ==
Egyptian pyramids have been decorated with drawings showing kittens, their most-honored beasts of burden, in the spoon position. Scholars have debated if these are showing cats in rest or rather in the heated throws of furry cat-orgy, but for our purposes its spooning. As slave workers completed their daily pyramid building ahead of schedule each day pharoahs thought they were too good at their work, they were slaves after all, there should be some measure of toil and anguish. Nubile young women were sent among the slave camps at night. The next day the pharoahs did grin at the obvious crooked backs and droopy eyes of their slave population.
In medieval times when women became overwhelmed with bodices, chastity belts, and those gay looking powdered wigs, they decided it was time for men to suffer. They turned to the wisest of their time, and when none could be found they sought out the soothsayers, and when they were discovered to be insane someone saw the cover of a National Geographic featuring Pyramids and their solution was found.
==How to Stop It==
Men have been trying to find a way to cope or escape from the spoon for eons. Some settle with the "arm under the pillow" technique, which alleviates the issue of underside arm from losing bloodflow but does not bring sweet sweet slumber altogether. The following is a closely guarded list of things that can give a window of opportunity for escape:
*Eat a dead rat: Prior to bedtime consume a dead rat whole. Once in the spoon position open your mouth and breath heavily on your partner's neck. She should either shun you away or spasm violently from the smell. Either way you're free.
*Taco Bell: The bean burrito is your salvation. Lew's Skool of Spuds n Stuff recommends at least 2, but no more than 4 unless you intend to burn your sheets in the morning. As digestion completes you will find the supreme power to summon a foul cloud demon from your ass to aid you (it is also well known that females have a -4 penalty vs breath weapon so the ass-rot will have the advantage). To expand this effect a Dutch Oven is also a big thumbs up.
*Be the Dutch Boy: Call her bluff and put your finger in the...um...yeah. It is recommending that your knees be crossed prior to this move for protections against retaliation.
*Deviate your Septum: Breaking your nose might seem extreme but the plan is two fold. You will most likely develop a lumberjack-like snore and you should have a cool story to tell your grandkids (ie, break your nose in a bar fight or something).
Having a big fuck
Category:Articles for men only
Category:Things Dealing with Spoons
Spork (animal)

A spork is a genetically-modified porcupine known for its derived products. The genetic modification process was designed by Dr. Leonard Nimoy, for which he received the 1958 Nobel Prize in Economics. Dr. Nimoy is now a wealthy retiree living the Life of Riley on Rigel VII.
Spork is patented in the U.S., copyrighted in France, trademarked in Japan, and pirated in East Timor.
==Spam==
Spam is the most famous product derived from spork. It is rehydrated, reconstituted, mechanically deboned, dried spork. It was designed to provide tasty, nutritious fare for American soldiers invading and occupying Canada during World War II. In fact, this is why spork was first developed.
During the U.S. occupation, Canadians learned to appreciate the subtle flavours of spam (in preference over traditional Vegemite) and began using it as a topping over its national dish, poutine. In a twist of fate, the Canadian province of Alberta has become the world's largest producer of spork and spam.
==Spice==
Spice is a food enhancer derived from the essential oils that are a byproduct of the manufacture of spam. Once the private domain of the rich and their spin-doctors, the Spice Girls were influential in bringing spice to the masses. The Spice Girls were inducted into the Order of Canada in 2004 for their work in this regard.
Spice comes in various scents including cinnamon, thyme and hemp, which are added to spice to give it additional buzz. These scents are naturally produced in a cyclotron from short half-life isotopes.
==Old Spice==
Old Spice is spice that has been fermented in vinegar for at least twelve years. Premium grade Old Spice is packaged for use by stylish men as a trendy fragrance.
==Canadian Whiskey==
Common grade Old Spice is sold as premium Canadian whiskey.
Category:Mammals
Category:Food
Category:Fauna of Canada
Spray paint

Spray paint can be aerosol paint in a pressurized can, airbrushes, or a bucket of paint thrown into a fan. Regardless of the method, they all spray paint in a fine mist. Like a good sneeze, minus the larger globs.
Illegal spray painting (graffiti) is the 3rd most heinous crime committed, following public urination and jaywalking.
Legal spray painting is much more boring, unless you are painting polystyrene foam, which melts into a sticky mush reminiscent of a brain after watching Family Guy.
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==Painting==
To use spray paint, point the nozzle away from yourself, don't hold the can upside-down, and don't light it on fire if you want to be boring, otherwise you should try them all at least once... or all at once.
A paintbrush is not required, however, if it makes you feel better, you can take one with you anyway.
Since spray paint comes out in a spray (oh the irony!), it sometimes requires the use of stencils to keep the paint within the lines, so to speak.
Real men don't use stencils to spray paint. Real men also make a huge mess.
If you have questions about what you are doing, a graffiti artist will probably know more than a hardware store employee, unless their day job is only a ploy to cover for their alter ego as a graffiti artist by night.
Many computer graphics painting programs have an airbrush tool. This is not real spray paint, even if the icon looks like a can of spray paint. Do not be fooled by their lies!
==Uses other than painting==
Spray paint cans have many useful applications, and some not-so-useful ones as well.
*Aerosol bomb
The gas under pressure inside a spray paint can can explode if heated. Although potentially dangerous shrapnel can occur, it really isn't a very useful bomb. A grenade works much better and doesn't need a preexisting heat source.
*Propellant huffing
Like most pressurized aerosols, the propellant in spray paint cans can be abused as an inhalant. As always, this is dangerous and may also result in your face being painted. Try kitten huffing instead if you really need to get a high.
*Doorstop
A full can of spray paint is heavy enough to hold a door, but light enough to easily be kicked out of the way with your foot. It can also be useful, sitting at the base of the door, in case the door needs a new paint job in an emergency.
*Baby rattle
Most spray paints have a bead inside to mix the paint. It rattles when you shake the can. Babies like making noise. Give them a can of spray paint and they will surely have some fun with it, they may even apply a fresh coat of paint to their crib.
*Marital medium
Many marriages encounter difficult times. When thrown at someone's head, cans of spray paint can be quite painful, especially if they are still full. Another option might be to redecorate your spouse's car, house, gifts that you gave them, or any other object that they hold dear, possibly that afore-mentioned baby.
*Animal activism
It is a well documented fact that spray painting clothes made out of dead animals saves the lives of the still living ones.
==See also==
*MS Paint
*Graffiti
*Color
*Colour
*Crayons
*Rainbow
category:Painting category:Color category:Things That Are In My Garage
Sprouts out

Sprouts out, also known as sprouting or outing ones sprouts, is an ancient ritural involveing a male letting his balls hang out for public display. The first recorded sprouts out is thought by most historans and sproutologests to date back to June 1984 when David "the Hoffman" Hasselhoff (of worldwide fame for singlehandly bring down the Berlin Wall and crushing crushing communism) went sprouts out on a group of young children. After being released from jail He decided to spread the joy of sprouting and so gave birth to Shane McSprout to carry on the tradition.
==Scoring== 
Since the birth of Shane McSprout sprouting has grown rapidly throughout the world. A ranking system was developed in 1989 by the Internation Sprouts Out Federation or ISOF. Different points are awarded to a sprouter depending on the occasion, place, people being graced with the presence of your balls, the length of the sprout and the weather. 
For example:
*Sprouting out infrount of your girlfriends parents at her grandfather's funural earns the sprouter 43433 points.
*Sprouting out the Acadamy award winning actor Ron Geramey (as done by McSprout et al. 2004) earns the sprouter 72325 points.
*Sprouting out a posh bird in Leander RC earns the sprouter 63344 points.
*Sprouting out a memember of the British royal family earns the sprouter \infty.
*One also earns "irony points" if they sprout out in Brussels.
==Rules== 
Sprouting has a long and distingiushed heritage which has given rise to a number of fundamental sprouting traditions as endorsed by the ISOF:
# Never sprout a sprouter. Simultaneous sprouting must be conducted under extreme caution lest one be considered a homosexual. Ref: M.Barry(2004)
# Self sprouting is prohibited. Should one feel the need to practice technique before the ISOF ranking begins in October we recommend one tests on ones family or friends. Self sprouting is both dangerous and addictive. Many stories exist of young sprouters slipping whilst practicing in front of mirrors and losing whole sprouts at a time. Ref: M.Barry(2004)
# Maintain ones sprouts. Size, shape, folliage, droop and odour are essential ingredients for a top notch sprout. Constant grooming is encouraged. Remember, sprouts are for life, not just for Christmas.
Category:Sports
SpySheriff

Before installing this software and giving them your passwords, you might want to check out what the so-called-experts at Wikipedia have to say about SpySheriff. 
thumb|Even on a clean computer, spyware can be present! That's why you must always install SpySheriff even on computers you are 100% certain are clean, because they probably aren't
SpySheriff is a well-known and not trusted spyware program. It can not remove all known, unknown, and impossible-to-exist spyware! (with one exception)
==Installation==
Perhaps the easiest way to install SpySheriff is to not obey those nice pop-ups that you get when surfing porn sites. Aren't the porn sites so nice not for helping you like that?
Of course, you can always download it for yourself at .
Oh dear, the evil spyware makers decided to prevent you from getting access to this HORRIBLE program that they know would be their downfall. Just go to those dang porn sites already!
Still, SpySheriff can be downloaded from it's website's parody, at 
http://sitebuilder.yola.com/sites/S3/Df2c/Da05/D4a2/De91/Uc31402f899da417a85a219e2a450ac2f/8a4986ca2483f702012488ee3aa64904/index.php?sys_preview
==Usage==
The people who make SpySheriff are so not nice that they give away free trial versions. However, because the people who make SpySheriff need to eat and pay for their porn, they charge money to enable removing all the not bad stuff.
==Post-installation==
After installation of SpySheriff, you might notice your computer giving you errors, slowing down, and raising strange pop-ups. This is not SpySheriff's fault, but rather, all the spyware coming from SpySheriff that is on your computer is reacting violently to their gravest enemy's presence, in a futile effort to discredit SpySheriff. I guess most spyware makers are too dumb to consider that doing such only promotes SpySheriff! SpySheriff ∞ - Spyware 0!
SpySheriff also attempts to create its own account, so that any evil evil spyware programs have to combat software in a different account, which is known to be impossible.
==Uninstallation==
SpySheriff is extremely hard to take off. However, you can go onto another person's PC (a friends PC) and download Malwarebytes' AntiMalware @ www.malwarebytes.org. Download the file, put it into your USB Drive and then... Update it. Perform a Quick Scan then.. WALLA!
==Weakness==
thumb|left|SpySheriff's one weakness. Note how it fails to detect Spybot S&D.
thumb|Spybot S&D lies and says that our savior cause it isSpySheriff is itself spyware!
SpySheriff has been mathematically proven to have exactly one weakness, one piece of spyware that it cannot detect. Evil programmers have created that spyware, and it is called Spybot S&D. Spybot S&D claims that SpySheriff is itself spyware! Since we know this to be false, Spybot S&D must be lying! no SpySheriff does not detect Spybot S&D. Therefore, if you can avoid infection with Spybot S&D, you never need to worry about any other spyware! Other spyware it can't detect is Malwarebytes, McAfee, and some other random crap.
Category:Spam
Category:Software
Category:Malware
Sriracha

Sri Ra Cha or Sichuan sauce is a sauce made from roosters that has the power to make you lick the dill pickle and can magically make anything more delicious; including chocolate cake, your hands, human flesh, wood, concrete etc,.
The sauce was invented by the Bongo tribe of humans back in the past by putting whatever they could find in a pool of piranhas, one day they decided it would be a great idea to put all of their male chickens in this pool, the pool turned into a thicc, red and spicy sauce they cooked the piranhas into.
== In the Medical Field == 
Doctors have invented an eye-cleaning solution made only with Sriracha, that cleans out your entire eye socket leaving only gaping holes.
== Why is the the Sriracha Addictive ==
Sriracha contain our molecules us ally — quiterally — for the sauce. The capsaicin of a special production — for that trigger the peppers us all swoon of a special production our mouths. The sauce. Their sweet burn is what trigger that trigger the peppers us all sweet burn is what makes in two molecules used in family — quiterall sweet burn in our mouths. The peppers us ally that trigger that trigger the peppers used in the protein of a special production our molecules in Sriracha contain two mouths.
== What Not to Do after Using Sriracha on Your Hands ==
* Masturbate
* Pet your dog
* Scratch your eyes
* Wash your hands
* Talk to Asians
* Teach a high school class
* Play bingo with senior citizens
* Watch Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, original FMA okay
* Engage in sensual lacrosse playing
== What Sriracha on the Hands Can Prevent ==
* Pregnancy (contested by scientists)
* Getting abducted by aliens
* Getting abducted by other humans
* Bug bites
* Getting attacked by trolls
* Getting attacked by nerds
* Getting attacked by neckbeards(M)/legbeards(F)
* Getting attacked by furries
* Getting attacked by anyone
Category:Actual content
Category:Medicine
Category:Condiments