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Stanley Parable Theory

After playing this game a couple times I got to thinking of the nature of Stanley's job. Stanley's job is to push butttons and to recieve the orders, he would have to either had to recieved them from a person typing them in, in which case they already pressed the button, or from a com♥♥♥♥r script, in which case the script could just do it. The only reasons that his job would make any sense is if his keyboard is physically attached to something, or if the company wanted to keep Stanley specifically there.
Looking at the first reason, the only thing that I could think of it being attached to is a torture chamber where he unknowingly operates the instruments of torture. Who is he torturing? None other than the Narrator! Here's my logic behind that. After years of being tortured by Stanley, the Narrator escapes and kills everyone else in the office out of anger, but leaves Stanley for last as he wants Stanley to play his "game" which he has a "story" set up for to psycologically torture him before finally exacting his revenge. He does this by stealing some equiptment from the mind control facility and projecting his voice, music, and sometimes images into Stanley's brain. In the endings where the Narrator like Stanley, those are the ones where the Narrator realizes that Stanley is a good guy and decides to let him live, but the Narrator otherwise wants Stanley to kill himself.
The other reason would make sense if instead of an office building it was a high-tech prison or mental ward where they used mind control to either make the criminals feel as if they are contributing to society or keeping the patients feeling sane. Either way, what would of happened is there was something that happened that caused a mass evacuation, like lets say a mind control malfunction, but they forgot Stanley. After several hours of mind control Stanley is either brain damaged by being exposed to the machine for so long and goes insane, or returns to his previous insanity and starts hearing a voice in his head telling him where to go, and what to do, seeing things that could never be and probobly dies like in the insane ending.
In summary, I probobly just wasted about 5 minutes of your life by having you read that
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Star-Spangled-Banner (Modern Version)

O say, can you see, by the barrel's firelight
What we carelessly hail at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars can no more stop a fight
O'er the ramparts unwatched, but the flag still keeps streaming
And the terrorist there, bombing good ol' Times Square
The country's at war, so why's our flag still there?
O say does that vandalized banner yet wave
O'er the land of the unfree (Thanks, Obama!), and the home of the gay?
The economy's crashed, poverty fills the air
The prez does not care, and he just sits there LYING
And at this point I see that it is very clear
Democrats are no good! Only Republican's still trying
And if we killed all 'crats, the US may at last
Again rise to power, like the olden days past
My dream is to see that great banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave.
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Star Wars Episode 666

Star Wars. It's not just a movie. Not just a series. It's not just a franchise. It's a pop culture icon. I mean, it's Star Wars! 7 movies and counting, and though there may be some worse than others, the story as a whole is known and beloved by millions.
Wanna know something funny? For as much as people love good ol' Star Wars, I hadn't ever seen one...until a couple weeks ago. It was Thursday, July 7th. I was at a garage sale, and there it was. "Star Wars Episode IV", written on a small label which was crudely stuck onto a coverless DVD container. I asked the man who seemed to be running the sale how much it would cost. He looked me dead in the eye, and said he'd pay me to get rid of "that godforsaken movie".
So, I put it back and walked away, making sure not to look back as I headed home.
A few days later, my friend Drake called me asking me to come to his house for a party on Tuesday. I didn't have any plans, so I told him I'd see him there.
Three days pass.
I get in my car and drive over to Drake's, it only took a few minutes. Once I arrived, the party seemed to be already halfway through. "Sorry for being late, I had to do some shopping with my girlfriend on short notice. You know how she is", I told Drake as he greeted me at the door.
"No worries, man. Everyone's out back in the pool—I have your spare trunks here from last time in the bathroom."
After wading around in the pool, having some drinks, and talking to my friends Lissa and Robin, I started feeling a bit lightheaded. I dried off and went to the bathroom to regain my composure. I heard a scuffle of footsteps and farewells before going out to see the others off. I asked to stay a bit, telling him I wasn't in the right state to drive. "Sure thing. I'll call Selena for you and tell her you'll be staying over, since it seems you left your phone at home", Drake offered.
"Thanks."
I climbed the stairs, albeit slowly, until I finally reached Drake's room. There, I saw it.
Star Wars Episode IV.
It was the same one that was at the garage sale, label and all. I put the disk in the DVD player, continuing through the menu and hitting play. What I was about to see is indescribable.
The scenes that played out weren't normal, that's for damn sure.
It wouldn't even be right to tell others the insanity I witnessed.
... Because that'd be spoiling the amazing movie I saw that night! Sure, the weird romance between Luke and Leia was kinda offputting, but the whole story was so engaging, I HAD to go out and see the sequels! And the prequels! So let this be a warning to those that read this. If you haven't seen Star Wars, seriously check it out. Great series.
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Star Wars Ruined My Life and Gave Me a Brain Anuerism (part 1) The movie: The video game

Star Wars is my favorite thing in the world. If I could trade my soul with Satan for a star wars doll I would fricken do it. I own every single piece of Star Wars themed merch in the world, even the complete set of Star Wars dildos. I even own the Slave Leia bra and panties and I go to work in it every day. I bring my lightsaber to work every day and I beat the shit out of everyone there. I also pump the Star Wars theme song 24/7 and my co-workers try to murder me but the force is strong with me and I kill them all with my bare hands. I meet George Lucas and Jar Jar Binks and fuck them sooooooooo hard. One day I bonked my head on my Star Wars decorated floor and I had an epiphany, after my ten year coma. My epiphany was that Star Wars episode seven The Force Awakens is coming out. I peed myself. I woke up from my coma and went to the theaters. That was the worst decision in my life. When I arrived to the theaters nobody was at opening night. WTF but I bought my fuckin ticket anyway and the film was all like playing the Star Wars theme. DAAAAAAAAA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUUUH DAAAAAAA DUH DUH DUH DAAAAA DA DUH DUH DUH DAAAA DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUUUUH DAAAAA duh DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DHU DUH DUH DUH DUH- okay you get it. Luke Skywalker jumped up at the end and he began to do a breakdance but since he was old he broke his back. I sobbed a little. Then there was a lot of static. I sobbed a little more. Then Han Solo walked over to Leia and said "I can't believe Luke is dead. Leia whimpered and cried a lot. Then the film ended. I said "That, was, AWESOME." I walked home and played the guitar! And then I always loved Star Wars. Wait, this is a scary story? OH SHIT! Jar Jar came into my room and beat the shit out of me. I tried my best to fend him off but he was too strong. "GOD DANGIT" I screamed Jar beat the shit out of me more. I sobbed a lot. Then I force pushed him back. Then I snapped Jar Jar's skull in half and ran away. George Lucas appeared in the shadows and took out his lightsaber. I took out mine and so we fought and fought and fought and fought and fought and fought and fought and fought and fought and fought and fought and fought and fought and fought until he cut off my hand. I screaamed and stabbed George Lucas in his fat stomach.
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Star Wars Ruined My Life and Gave Me a Brain Anuerism (part 2) The movie: The video game

And now, the conclusion...
After I stabbed George Lucas in his fat stomach, George Lucas teleported away and summoned an army of clones and Ewoks. I left to to get a robotic arm. I studied Star Wars episodes, and I figured out how to make his downfall begin. I started the army fight and I bashed all of the heads of every single, fucking Ewok ever. Then came the clones. Boba Fett flew over and said "Fuck you bitch" He shot me in the ass and I started running around like a like a little pussy. I collapsed on the floor and I was knocked out for 666 years. In my dream I saw EVIL PATRIXXX..."God I've missed you." I said as we made out and made smexi butt love. "Mmmmmmmm..." I said. After that hotness I told him "PATRIXXX PLEASE I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME AN ANEURYSM." "Why?" said PATRIXXX. "Because." said I. "because what?" Said PATRIXXX "Because potatoes." "OK" He gave me the aneurysm and I woke up. The battle was over and everybody was dead. I found a dead George Lucas on the ground. "WTF?" I said. Then Darth Vader came up and said it's over Steven. "OH SHIT!" I screamed. I took out my lightsaber and we fought an clashed and I cut off Vader's mask. It was George Lucas. WHAT A TWIST! It turned out that the dead George Lucas was actually Darth Vader dressed like George Lucas. George Lucas said. "I heard you had an aneurysm. He bashed my head with a brick and my aneurysm blew up. But then I took out George Lucas' weakness before I died, the prequels the prequels were so terrifying to Lucas that he stabbed himself with the lightsber. "Yes" I said with a dying laugh, and I died with sudden satisfaction.
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Star vs the forces of evil

So I was watching dinner plus+stearming thing when I saw a new star vs forces of evil espidoe. I went to bed and dreamed of God from a family guy, which was very spooky. Then I woke up and automany played which said star vs the forces of evil. So far, it's DCLXVI (666).was 77, but the epidoe was called Brian, which I was excited about, as Brian was my favourite character in that show. Then it started again. The intro started, I heard what seemed like the demoic and satanic, then I actually started. It started off with that beach scene where Tom and Star kissed on the ebach, but it was completely different and instead of Tom being kissed, it was Marco and I saw Tom. You know, I never really liked Tom, but it was sad to see him sad. It made me cry. Then Tom teleported to a little house, and my sad face got happy when I saw my favorite chatter, Tom's life coach. WHILE BRIAN was trying to get those things, TOM SAID, "GET THOSE THINGZ NOW PCITURE OF HIM AND STAR KSSING WERE THERE, GET IT DOWN AND DEOSTYE IT IMMUDTLY." What he did not notice, however, was that while Brian was trying to get the picture, he lost his balance and fell. I am not going to try to say what it was, but it seemed to me As he lay in a bloody pool of blood, he told Tom they would meet again. Brian said I was going to kill you, then he died. The next day, he sat at his desk and hoped that everything that happened was just a glitch or a bug or someone was hacking. I was very scared as this was a Star vs. the Forces of Evil episode. Then I heard screamys and cries for help came from my TV, which sounded so real I had to lower it so my neighbor would think I was doing a crime and call the police on me. OHWAHAHWHAHAHPHHHHBRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. It was Brian. I thought to myself, but he was dead. And he was. It turned out it was a brain ghost. His ghost had a demoic smile and angel wings, and his eyes were bleeding with bloody eyes. bloodshot eyes that were bleeding with relastic bloody blood, with bloody bleeding eyes. IT WAS SO SCARY.Tom asked how it was possible for a human to be alive but dead as a ghost, because his brain was dead. which brain simply responded, "I said I was going to kill you." brain killed Tom in so many ways. I can not tell you how spooky and scary it was. Oh my goodness, it was so eerie, and then it ended with demoinc static.never watch DSTAR vs. the forces of evil again. Oh yeah, I died.
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Starday

DAY 58: SINCE MOVING HERE, I STILL HAVEN'T FELT RIGHT. EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE SPONGEBOB WILL BEGIN PLAYING WHILE I'M... "PUMPING MY SHOTGUN". THE ONLY EPISODES ON ARE ONES SENTERED AROUND PATRICK. I'M BEGINNING TO THINK I MAY BE BE GOING MAD.
DAY 60: SOMETHING VERY STRANGE HAPEND TODAY. I WAS WOKEN AWAKE BY THE SPONGEBOB SHOW, BUT MY VISION WAS BLOCKED BY SOMETHING PINK BLOCKED MY VISION. I SAW TWO ROUND OBJECTS IN FRONT OF MY FACE, WITH A GIANT WEIGHT ON MY CHEST.
DAY 64: I HAVE RELIVED THAT THESE OBJECTS ARE BUNS. I EVEN RELIVED THAT PATRICK IS HAUNTING ME. I SAY HIS FACE TONIGHT AND IT WAS SO CREEPY, AND FAT.
DAY 68: I HEARD HIS VOICE TODAY, I COULDN'T EVEN TELL YA HOW IT SOUNDED. ACTUALLY IT SOUNDED BIG FAT AND DUMB. BUT SCARIER. HE'S BEEN GETTING MORE AND MORE PHYSICAL EACH DAY. I HOPE THAT I'M ALRIGHT. DANG IT! I'M WRITING THIS UNDER MY BED FOR... REASONS. BUT I SEE HIM COMING IN. OH SHIT, HE JUST DROPPED HIS PANTS! I HOPE THAT HE DOESN'T DO WHAT I THINK HE'S GONNA D-
PATRICK IS HERE HE IS GOD. HE IS EVIL.HE IS, EVERYTHING. REMEMBER THIS FACE:
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Starfox 666

it starts out with a guy named phillip, he liked all types of games from mario 64 to skyrim. He has all games exept one called starfox 64. It was raining outside so he couldent go to gamestop. He bought the game online on ebay and he found the game starfox 64 alone with a written piece of tape saying. "starfox 64." He didnt care about the conditions or how it was treated so he bought it anyway. After he bought it the game came in about 1 day. The game came in a package with a flashdrive saying. "READ THIS" he looked at the flashdrive and he kept the flashdrive in his drawer safe after he played his game. He placed the game in the 3DS cartrage and he began to play. The game started as the normal starfox 64 label. But as he clicked start the start screen changed from starfox 64 into starfox 666. The screen shows fox without slippy, falco, and rabbit. Fox was standing there smiling with dark eyes and red pupils. Phillip was shocked. Phillip thought he was seeing things and he continued playing.A text box appeared saying. "you should have not buyed this game Phillip... Turn off the game...... NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The scream was so loud the speakers almost blew up. Then it said. "turn back?" it had a yes or no asking him if he wanted to quit the game. Phillip couldent choose yes so he chose no and Foxes head was rushing to the screen saying. "IF YOU WONT TURN BACK I WILL MAKE YOU!!!!!!!!" Phillip rushed to the tv to turn it off. He was about to turn it off when fox came out of the tv and ripped his head off. A few days later the police found him dead with no suspects.
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Starie's Torment

The story I'm about to tell is one my most horrifying events that has occurred to me, so I'll try my best to remember. The date was November 2, 2005, my name is Alan and it was my birthday and a very unusual thing happened. I woke up from my sleep and I decided to brush my teeth. When I entered I began to remember that I was looking for my GameCube to play with my Chao STARIE from the game Sonic Adventure Battle 2.
I finished my morning business and searched for the two items and found them with ease. As I started to setup my console, I booted up the disc. I saw the Title Screen and proceeded to the Chao Garden with my favorite character Tails. I walked up to find the Hero Garden and noticed something was odd. My garden had a background with flames. black sky, dead trees, and the water was crimson red, the color of blood with Chao body parts floating. I began to ponder to myself.
"What the hell happened to the game I loved? Oh well let's keep going."
As I walk to a tree I hear a Chao cry and I walk and find it. It's Starie and he has blood coming down from his black eyes and his stomach was open with his guts hanging and touching the floor. The game froze and went to a black screen. I reseted the game and went back to the Garden instead of a nice land popping up a horrible distorted screech was being played and it hurt my ears. I rushed towards the GameCube turning it off, but it wouldn't shut off. 10 seconds passed and the screech was gone and my Chao Starie appeared on the screen holding Tails' head and a text box appeared saying...
"Long time no see, do you want to play with me the forgotten one?"
I began to run to the front door to escape this nightmare, but all my exit ways were blocked. I heard Tails say.
"There's no escape from Starie's torment he's got us both!"
"SHUT UP YOU STUPID FOX!"
"ALAN, YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN HAVEN'T YOU!"
I just stood by the door in tears, in fear as I was being tortured by my Chao. Another screech came in louder than the last one. My ears began to bleed and I saw my GameCube explode suddenly I passed out and my body was swallowed by a hole from the floor. Though I remember those horrific words my Chao told me.
"You forgot about me ever again and you'll end up like Tails!"
How I survived I am not sure how, but I'm imprisoned by a demon and he goes by unknown figure.
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Staring At the Sun Ritual

When to do this ritual: 12:00PM on any clear day.
Pros: 33% chance to gain infinite wisdom.
Cons: 33% chance of madness. 100% chance of permanent and total blindness.
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What you will need:
1. A watch or mobile device that keeps time.
2. A pair of high-quality aviation binoculars.
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Step 1: Wait until high noon on a clear day in any country that is not in Scandinavia.
Step 2: Look at the noon sun through your binoculars.
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Once you have completed the ritual, one of three things will happen. You may go blind, but gain deep insights into hidden secrets of the universe. Or you may go blind, and go mad from the voices that are now in your head. Or you might just go blind.
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Stars Unseen

Every night. Every night that the constellation Lacerta centered the ceiling amongst other stars, that is. It's funny, the way stars work; the whole world in fact. Some nights, it's hard to believe that there are some stars bellow us. Stars we can't even see. But it was the constellation Lacerta, Lacerta, stuck in my mind.
A fairly small constellation, Lacerta isn't noticeable by any means. Most who read this won't even know what it is. I find very few people who ever actually look up. Some, I wonder, if they have ever took the time to look at our sky. If only we were all a bit more aware, if only we were more attuned to our realities, we would have known. If only I had known the severity of mine.
At first, it always felt like a memory. At the very back of my mind, a tiny spark existed, much like Lacerta. I didn't even know if it was real or not, and really, how could I?
I would describe the feeling as a dream. Foggy, I would always wake up at night. I couldn't move, just stared. Just staring blankly at the walls of my room. Every detail shone silvery: my posters, my bookshelf, my computer screen. The hollow blackness of my screen provided a stark contrast to the light of the moon. It reflected everything. I can just vaguely interpret my own bed. But a piece, just that very small piece, saw something else. Something that I don't fully understand, but caused me much distress. My throat began to close up. I tried to swallow, but had no saliva, and quite frankly, I was too afraid to move. In the void of my computer screen, I made out slight, willowy figures. I wasn't going to move my eyes, I didn't want to. I just stayed like that for god knows how long. I can't and won't move. I can't close my eyes, I should have never woken up. Why did I wake up?
This happened. This happened every night that Lacerta, small Lacerta watched me from the very highest point of the stellar sphere surrounding us.
I can't remember anything else. The following weeks, I made many trips to the hospital. The doctor diagnosed me with multiple sclerosis and a severe case of insomnia. Whatever was happening, that small fragment of a memory or dream, I know it was hurting me. Whatever I saw, or rather didn't see, was hurting me. I have no way to prove this; I just sit under the sky on cool nights, just staring. Tonight's felt familiar. My heart skips a beat. Lacerta is looking down on me
Credited to SeshaSeraph
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Starving Sagwa

I have been a fan of Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat for a long time. My friend is a cartoon buff, so I obviously wanted to show her a full episode. One time, we had decided to watch PBS Kids at 12am like any normal teenagers would. Suddenly, at 3am, it happened. What was "it", you ask? 
It was a full episode of Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat. I jumped for joy and shook my friend, exclaiming about how this was the perfect opportunity to show her this gem of a show. The episode started out fine. The intro played normally and we both thought that it was cute. Then the actual episode started. The title card was static and read "Starving Sagwa". It starts off with Sagwa, her siblings, and Fufu playing tag. Sagwa runs away in a playful manner, but ends up getting lost. She cries for help (which sounds like the voice actress was needing help), but nobody arrives.
My friend and I watched in horror as we watched Sagwa grow thinner as the video quality got worse. A torn time card read "Two weeks later". Sagwa emerged from the forest to find the palace. We gasped as soon as we saw her face. She was bone thin, her ribs were showing, and she had realistic eyes with crust on them. Once she reaches the palace, she lays down and dies. The rest of the Miao family discovers the body and cries. The crying sounds like legitimate crying, not that comedic crying that is usually used in kids shows. The Miao family, as well as Fufu, proceeds to starve themselves. They soon lay down and die as well, right beside Sagwa. 
It soon goes to a blurry screen of Sagwa, still thin and with realistic, gunk covered eyes, staring at the screen and asks "Why? Why did you all do this?" The Miao family and Fufu respond eerily in unison "Because we love you, Sagwa." Then they all turn and stare at the screen for a solid minute. Then the episode ended.
My friend was breathing heavily and I was sobbing. Why would PBS Kids ever air this? Why would they make this? We never mentioned Sagwa again.
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