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Mercy.avi

I clicked a video called Mercy.avi and began to watch. The first 15 seconds were static, and then it came to the SpongeBob intro in poor quality.
At one point there was a buzz. At the end of the intro, the static appeared. Soon after, 4 seconds of the low quality intro were played in reverse. Then a picture of Squidward with eyes pouring blood appeared. A video of SpongeBob's walk cycle in The Sponge Who Could Fly showed up. It was in a different color scheme, the ground and sky being red orange and SpongeBob being blue. It was rotated and no sound was played, and the clip was slightly sped up.
Seeing as I've seen the original clip of the different version of the walk cycle, and it was not scary, it wasn't very interesting. A few seconds later a flat SpongeBob appeared. A still image of Squidward dropping his clarinet showed. About 3 seconds later a split second image of a black screen with the word "HELP" on it appeared shortly.
The picture of Squidward with eyes pouring blood appeared again, but this time in horrible quality. Half a minute later a clip of Squidward walking and looking severely depressed from Red Mist footage appeared and a split second frame of a black screen with the words "R.I.P. Squidward Tentacles Committed Suicide" appeared, then footage of a Nick bumper, then Squidward dropping his clarinet, then a split second frame of the episode titled as Episode 0, and finally, screams of pain getting more and more painful sounding.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:File Extensions
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Merry Christmas

You hear voices on the ceiling: laughter, screams, swears. You don't know what it is.
It echoes in your mind, doesn't allow you to sleep. It makes you wonder "is there a god?", "How could anyone ever make such noises?".
You're afraid you freeze up. You hide beneath your blanket, shacking... and then... the monster gets nearer.
"THUMB" "THUMB" "THUMB"
A very loud thumb passes with each passing step, as if the entire armies of hell have gathered in every step.
And then, you feel the touch of the red monster, he gently touches your head, as if to taste you with his arms as if to feel the feeling of your still living flesh, and while he does that, you can't do anything but pray
"Please don't eat me"
And then, to your horror, the monster slowly gets nearer and whispers....
"HO HO HO Merry Christmas"
And then, very quickly leaves something for you to remember him by, and leaves.
You tell it to your parents, and they just smile at you gently and laugh...
But you have proof for them, the monster left something, a gift wrapped in purple and white.
Your wrap it off, as proof of the happening. And then you see not what you have expected. Not a skull, not a dead weasel....
But a gun... with a cap in it....
You wonder to yourself... is this some kind of warning, some kind of sign?
Intuitively you keep the gun beside you each day, you do not dare to use it though, no
not until he comes back...
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Holidays
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Merry Christmas! Copypasta

Merry Christmas! A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly fuckers out of the way first. After careful consideration of your performance this year, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months. A little Christmas message for you. Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every dumbass can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a fucked up friend, just as I have done. I don't care if you lick windows, or fuck farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, because you're fucking special to me, and you're my friend. Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating mother fucker! Merry Christmas my special friend. Don't fuck it up. All the best for the new year!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Holidays
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Message to the Mortal

Who am I?
Who am I you ask? I am the symbol of everything you hate. Everything you have the slightest distaste for, I am. Everything that find displeasurable to your comfort, I am. All things that appear to you and strike you as agitating, I am.
I am everything that has rendered you miserable in any point of your life. Do you remember the hardest times of your life? The times where you thought you just couldn't go on and pondered shortening your life span? I have been there. I have done everything imaginable in my power to ensure your suffering. I have watched you and dwelled upon your times of decline.
Why am I here? The answer is simple. You have invoked me.
You called and I answered. It is your unconceivable guilt for the reason that I am here.
You have just performed the most regrettable morbid mistake of your life by following your ignorant curiosity and uncovered the knowledge of my existence.
My unforsaken evil task is to overtake 65 living bodies when summoned through a ritualistic chain of events. You have just followed the path to further my success. Soon I will be reborn in human flesh and carnated in a position that will allow me to purge all that is life, light, joy, and peace.
You ask yourself, "What have I done to give rise to such a demonic force?" The things you have done are beyond what any mortal could ever fathom. You were a fool to practice witchcraft, spiritual contact, and the sacrificing of life that is not yours.
You are the 64th body. I would like to show my gratitude to you for assisting me in my quest to rid this world of all life. Soon, I will be complete.
Do you believe in demons now?
I will overtake your soul, rendering you in a life of merciless eternal purgatory where no one can save you. Not even God.
Embrace the Gates of Hell.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Messages Sent on Discord Copypasta

As of Tuesday, October 25, 2022 at 3:53 AM EST, there have been a total of 1,034,372,734,890,811,433 messages sent on Discord.
This is 1 quintrillion, 33 quadrillion, 372 trillion, 734 billion, 890 million, 811 thousand and 433 messages.
The human population of Earth is around <8 billion people.
This means the number of messages on Discord is one 125,000,000 times the population of planet Earth.
Not once in any of these messages has anyone ever asked for your opinion.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Messed up umbreon

BREAKING NEWS*
Crazy umbreon distroys a pokemon center in Lavender town, killing many pokemon. Will this pokemon be captured? Read page 5 for more info.
A week before this happened, a eevee was taken away from the wild by Team Rocket. The eevee was stuffed in a bag and taken to a TR base. "Hey, I got a new pokemon for our boss." said a TR member to another TR member. "Oh really? Well throw it in one of the cages. I'll have Jake look at it." The member threw the bag into the cage. Shortly after, the eevee perked her head out of the bag. "vee eevee? eevee vee eev?" (What the duck? Where am I?). Jake came behind the cage and kicked it. "Shut up you little prick of a pokemon." said jake. "Now let's see what level this pokemon is." Jake pulled out a small handheld machine and scanned the eevee. "Whoa! a level 58 eevee! This needs to evolve." The eevee's ears perk up. "eevee? vee eevee eeee..." (Evolve? But I want to stay cute and fluffy...). "Oh you should evolve it into a umbreon!" said a random TR member that happened to be walking by. "You know I will!" said Jake. The eevee gulped. Jake opened the cage and threw a moon stone, hitting the eevee on the head. ((It evolves eevees in pokemon XD okay?)) The eevee started to glow. "veee..." (Noo...) Jake smiled evil like watching the eevee evolve. "veebreon... umbrevee... umbreon!" (Why... Why... You monster!) The eevee was now a umbreon. "Yes! Our boss will be happy!" Jake opened the cage to try touching the umbreon. The umbreon gave a freakesh smile and pounched at Jake. Jake screamed bloody murder as his face was being eaten alive. After a good 8 minutes of eating Jake's face, the umbreon jumped out of a window ran a 6 day path to Lavender town.
The umbreon still lives in kanto today, She is still killing and eating humans. Why is she like this? Some say that all of her stress is making her act this. others say she is a demon from hell. The truth is, no one really knows why she acts like this, or if she will be caught...
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Pokemon
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Metal Dead Gear

I am terrified to play Metal Gear Solid. Before Metal Gear Solid 4, I had never played a MGS game. The day it came out, I ran to Gamestop and bought a copy. I ran home and popped it in the PS3 and started up the game. When I pressed start, I didn't get to choose the settings, like difficulty. It just took me to the game. I took one step and I had died. I was used to the game over screen because I had watched gameplay but, it wasn't the game over screen I saw in the gameplay. Instead, Otacon said
"You got what you deserve!" Then, a terrible gut wrenching picture showed up on the screen. It was Snake. He was hung by his ankle and had his arms ripped off. After 2 minutes, Snake's eyes disappeared and said "You shall be next." Then, went up in flames. After that scene, I was in what I guessed was the first boss fight.
The game went to more of a third person view. When it showed the character, it looked just like me. The first boss came out and it blew me up.
Bits and pieces of the body flew everywhere. The boss split in half and it became Snake. He said "THAT IS THE LAST OF YOU ANYONE WILL EVER SEE!" Then, it showed that I have lost forever. To this day, I still have pains in the parts that were still in one piece. If you take my advice, never buy a game the day it comes out.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Metal Gear Liquid

Metal Gear Liquid is a hit video game series produced by none other than Video Kojima himself (hence the name - VIDEO game). It revolves around the adventures of a very attractive special task agent named Liquid Snake (get it? beucasue it's meatl gear liquid lol). Metal Gear Liquid is the game ever. I have played it 21409 times since I was born (21502 in total because I started playing as a sperm). I have paid for construction workesrs to remodel my house into a special Metal Gear Liquid House, where I currently reside. It looks like the military base from MGL 1 which is cool. I have also paid an actor who looks like Liquid Snake to live with me and act like him. Seeing it brings me great joy. I have played this game so many times that I don't even need to bring my playstation to work (no more getting fired yay) because I had memorised the game's entire storyline. I am very excited, since a sequel to Metal Gear Liquid - Metal Gear Enema is said to release in 2112. I will infuse my body with Tesla nanomachines in order to survive until the famed release date. See you then.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
Category:Shortpasta
Metal Pipe Incident Copypasta

AITA for slamming a child in the stomach with a metal pipe at the grocery store the other day? Hear me out. I was buying my groceries as usual, and as I am checking out this beautiful can of tomato sauce, I stumbled upon a child, maybe 5 to 6 years old. He looked up at me, and asked his mom, "MOM I WANT THAT CAN OF TOMATO SAUCE!". So, I start to argue with this kid and his mom. He doesn't have the right to call dibs on anything he wants in the grocery store. If I found it first, it's MINE. I don't care what this kid's mom has to say, this kid can't just steal my rightfully owned can of tomato sauce like that. All the anger I have been holding for the past few weeks, ever since my wife left me, ever since my mother kicked me out of her house, was all let out, and I pull out my trusty metal pipe that I've been keeping in my backpack just in case, pick up the child, throw it in the air, and slam it with my metal pipe as hard as I can. The kid goes flying into the toothpaste aisle of the grocery store, crying. His mother starts screaming at me, and threatens to call the police. I don't care. I would rather keep my can of tomato sauce, it is rightfully mine. I have all the right in the world to slam him with a metal pipe. Few hours later, I was brought into the interrogation room. I did it in self-defense. I do not regret it.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Metal Sonic

Most of the Sonic fans know Metal Sonic as "Sonic's first successful metallic clone created by Dr. Robotnik", as he attempted to do this two times before, one being Silver Sonic, in Sonic the Hedgehog 2, and Mecha Sonic in Sonic 3 & Knuckles, none of them succeeded at being as fast and agile as Sonic himself.
But then, in Sonic CD, for the Sega CD, Dr. Robotnik manages to create Metal Sonic, the perfect copy of Sonic the Hedgehog, one who can match the blue blur's speed and fight against him one-on-one.
However, the question is:
"How did Dr. Robotnik create Metal Sonic?"
It is never explained how could he create a robot that could run at the speed of sound and be just as agile as Sonic.
The answer is kinda simple, Sonic CD had a story evolving time traveling, and every level has a Bad Future that you need to turn into Good Future or you won't get the good ending to the game, the fact is that Sonic CD's bad future turned "bad" because Dr. Robotnik traveled through time, arrived at the future and somehow defeated Sonic the Hedgehog once and for all, and not only this, but managed to capture Sonic and finally robotize him in order to create Metal Sonic, the perfect Sonic clone that could achieve the speed of sound.
Metal Sonic is no one but Sonic himself, except he is now just a mindless robot following Dr. Robotnik's orders and capturing the animals he once saved from the evil scientist.
And in Sonic CD, Sonic must turn the Bad Future into good again by destroying the Badnik Generators Robotnik scattered around in the past, because changing the past could affect the present as well, and if Sonic left those generators there, his world would turn into a polluted mess out of nowhere, also, he needs to rescue Amy Rose, who was kidnapped by Metal Sonic.
Metal Sonic kidnapped Amy Rose because she was Future Sonic's love interest, and at the moment he looked at Amy, his "mind" started to tilt and he ran to get her and take her away from Sonic, who he thinks it's a fake hedgehog. Metal Sonic kidnapped Amy, but he just wanted to be with her, even though she was afraid of him and wanted him to get away, so he decided that the only way he can be with her is to defeat his fake, Sonic, and prove to Amy that he is the real Sonic the Hedgehog.
But then, Metal Sonic gets defeated by Sonic, as he just watches Sonic taking Amy away from him, he starts to recover part of his former mind, and now enraged, Metal Sonic gets focused on only one goal: Defeat Sonic and prove he is the real Sonic the Hedgehog.
Not only that, but he now sees Dr. Robotnik as an enemy, just as he saw back when he wasn't a robot, later he imprisoned Dr. Robotnik in the events of Sonic Heroes and challenged Sonic one more time, being defeated once again, and the story goes on, Metal Sonic still seeks to defeat his clone, not resting for one minute, and put an end to all of this...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:THERY
Category:Old Shit
Metallica Lost Album

I was a fan of Metallica, but Load, Reload, St. Anger and Death Magnetic are really awful. In 2004, I went to a store that sold shitty things; lightsabers, posters of 2 girls 1 cup, the lost episode of SpongeBob, the book "50 Shades of Shrek", Thundercats condoms, etc.... I searched and searched and I found it, the Pokemon black cartridge... I moved them to grab that album of Metallica. It was called the Red Album, I thought, must be a reissue of black album. I bought them for $5.99, and i returned to home. 
The album seemed mysterious, was not like the black album, but it seemed that was HYPERREALIST BLOOD, they thought, they did a cover album like load. I putted them in the CD player, the content of the album was shitty, if St. Anger was shit, this album was HYPERREALIST SHIT.  James Hetfield used a banjo, Kirk Hammet a Ukulele, Lars Ulrich used casseroles and Robert Trujillo a Double Bass off-key and the most terrorific thing: Bob Rock was the singer. I quitted the CD.
That was the worst mistake I made. Out of nowhere appeared Metallica, James, Kirk, Lars and Robert Monkyllo. They tried to kill me but EVIL PATRIXXX came out of nowhere and saved  all. Never listen to Metallica again, even the new album due out this year.
DA MADAFAKING END!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Music
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Metamorphosis: The Lost Episode

I was playing a video game when all of a sudden my NES melted from overheating and fused with my copy of the book "Metamorphosis" which made a haunted video game level where I had to fight that cockroach guy from Metamorphosis, but a spooky ghost came out of my television and ate me! I was then inside the game.
The game I was playing was Smash Brothers Brawl, so I heard the narrator count down, the beetle guy's entrance to Final Destination was getting out of bed, but he couldn't get out in time before the battle started so I stuffed a Star Fox Bomb down his throat which choked him to death, but after he died he traded bodies with me and it was actually me that died!!!
The ghost threw him back up and now he's taken over my life and identity, but I've been able to possess my television and travel into my computer to type this for you guys! I was able to go back in time and record the whole thing but I could only get this one frame during the beetle's entrance animation and his character info, the rest is lost media. Please get help because I'm double-dying from computer disease or else I'll haunt you like a ghost and take over your life and identity as well!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:BATTELS
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Vidya games
Category:Animulz
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Shortpasta
Meth Little Pooneee Lost episode

It all began on the 6 day of the 6 month on 2006. I was serching loSt episodes when I found a donut I ate the donut then continued serching. I found a video which I downloaded becuse it came with a free shotgun. When I started it the most horrifying thing happened. A terrifying song came with ponies it was about friendship and it made me want to end my misery so I got out my gun and aimed it at my head. Luckily static came for a minute so I didn't do it. When the static stopped it showed ponies walking to a ship only saying frendship. I heard sounds behind me so I looked behind me. To my Surprise my house's window was opened and there were 5 fat guys in my house with no pants. I looked in horror as they swiftly shaked there hands so I got out the shotgun and shot them. Weirdly the fat absorbed the bullets so I ran outside and used a nuke so the fat guys would be gone. There flab went flying out of the house and reformed in to ponies with sharp teeth. I moved to a different house and continued watching the terrifying video.
This time the ponies made a rainbow pentagram and said something about summoning their dark lord and conquering the world. I looked behind me and I saw a pink pony with hooves covered in blood. The pony grabbed my shotgun and shot me twice in the sack. When I woke up I was in a hospital covered with bandages. I took off the bandages and I realised I had become a shrek so I ran out of the hospiral screaming. Everywhere I looked Cyborg ponies were killing humans. I decided to kill a ninja turtle and pretend I was him so I lived in the sewers for the rest of my life ocaisionally I would eat mikelangelo's body.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
Method Acting

"CUT! God dammit Christian!!!" Screamed the director.
My breath was heavy, like a bear that just got done running a marathon. My eyes wild like a person that just got done watching a bear run a marathon like holy shit, why did that bear just run a marathon.
I pulled my knife out of the actors head and blood splattered on my face as I looked up at the director. "What? Did I miss my mark again?"
"No you crazy bastard," he screamed, "you killed another one. Why the hell did you use a real knife."
"I told you when I signed on to do this movie that I was a method actor. I am Christian goddamn Bale and I will be damned if I let a two bit director like you tell me I can't stab an extra in the face," I shouted.
Just then a little asshole sound guy dropped the boom mic into frame. So I stabbed him and the director to death too.
2 months later I lost out out on the Oscar. So my next role is man that stabs everyone at the Oscars that didn't vote for my movie. The moral of the story is when Christian Bale is in a movie, it wins an Oscar... or else...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Metroid: DREAD

One day I had stumbled across a game named METROID: DREAD on the sidewalk of Nintendo Headquarters. The cartridge for the game was completely black and had the two words METROID DREAD on it. So, I had put it in my N64 to see what the awesomeness of this game would be since it had such a cool cartridge and title. Suddenly I had this strange feeling inside my stomach, as if it were being eaten alive. My pulse had gotten faster and my eyes looked red, tired, and my vision was blurry. The screen had finally turned on. There was a picture of a metroid across it. This dreadful feeling was still creeping along my body. As if 1 million ants were all over me. My brain felt like it was going to explode, air tasting like sour bread. I kept hearing this squeaking, yet it sounded animal like. My knees felt like jelly, I couldn't escape my body. I was trapped in the game of dread. I soon grew a headache so horrible I fell back in pain, screaming out in fear. I started seeing these strange looking metroids appearing and disappearing everywhere. My headache grew, and grew, and grew, and grew until finally my eyes had turned grey as I started coughing up blood. Soon I grew tired and went into a dream state. The N64 had gone blank leaving me sitting there in a dream of DREAD.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta