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Engelbert Humperdinck

Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Patel; May 2, 1936 in Madras, India) is a well-known British-American pop singer who rose to international fame in 1967 with the song Bombtrack, which was later covered in 1994 by the polka/skiffle band Rage Against The Machine. He later embarked on a ludicrous solo career, releasing hit singles such as "Never gonna give you up" (ft. Ludwig van Beethoven and Julius Caesar) and "Moravian Rhapsody" (ft. Jesus, Chuck Norris and Attila the Hun).
== Early Years ==
He was born as one of ten children of the British Army officer Popeye and his wife Olive Oyl. Engelbert's family migrated to Leicester, England when he was ten, in search of the biggest knickers in the land and a year later they found them. 
By the early 1950s, he had taken the giant knickers on a global tour and was playing in nightclubs the world over. He's believed or not to have tried wearing his famous knickers until he was seventeen, when friends coaxed him into them by using a bag of pork scratchings.
== Career ==
His budding career was interrupted when he got called up to play at Wimbledon during the great tennis player famine of the mid-1950s, but he got his first chance to record in 1958, when Chaka Demus from the musical duo Chaka Demus & Pliers gave him a chance. His first single, "Fuck The Pain Away," was anything but a hit. 
Humperdinck went back to working the clubs with his amazing knickers until the mid 60's, when he decided to go it alone, stupidly dropping the fantastic knickers from his act; this was of course a failure and left him with little success. 
This was until 1966 when he and Chaka Demus would reunite with far different results from their previous attempts, and history was made...
== Bribery Charges ==
In 1968, an unfortunate incident revolving around a milkshake bar in east anglia led to Engelbert being charged with attempting to bribe a milkshake bar-owner. He still refuses to admit this happened, and now denies the existence of milk or shakes.
== Discography ==
Year	Song Title 	Chart Position
1958	Fuck The Pain Away 	218
1959	Fuck The Pain Away (Re-Release) 	372
1959	Fuck The Pain Away (Remix) 	598
1960	Fuck The Pain Away (2nd Re-Release) 	1,643
1967	Bombtrack 	1
1968	Bombtrack (Re-Release) 	1
1968	Bombtrack (Remix) 	1
1968	Bombtrack (2nd Re-Release) 	1
1969	Bombtrack (Samba Version) 	1
1969	Bombtrack (Live & Unplugged) 	1
1969	Bombtrack (Instumental) 	1
1969	Bombtrack (Including Bonus Track "Fuck the Pain Away")	2,749
1970	Bombtrack (3rd Re-Release) 	1
Category:German people
Category:Composers
Engine

This is a list of specific engines, now obsolete with the advent of the internets and spam. These engines, or 'magic machines', were once used in the Stone Age before the wheel to power cave commodities such as the dinosaur. The specific engine you wish to look for may refer to: 
*Pulse detonation engine 
*Metaphysics engine 
*Internal Combustion Engine
*External combustion engine
*Nipples Search Engine 
*Steam engine 
*Wankel rotary engine 
*Buttered-Cat Engine
*Jet Engine
An "Engine" can also refer to: 
*Analytical Engine, super computer 
*Thomas the Tank Engine, child actor and star of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends 
fi:Moottori
fr:Moteur
ja:エンジン
pl:Silnik
English

English may refer to something of, from, pertaining to, or related to England, the superior race from a country of the United Kingdom, particularly its uncouth language. Other meanings may include:
*Middle English, an ancient indecipherable dialect of Spanish
*UK English, a modern British superior butchering of that indecipherable dialect of Spanish
*US English, a subsequent American illiterate butchering of English
*The English Reformation, a series of events in 16th century England by which the Church of England broke away from the authority of the Pope and the Roman Catholic Church over the correct way to serve tea and ass-rape school boys
*The English Civil War, another conflict over proper tea-serving protocols
*Johnny English, a suave double agent
*English breakfast, a meal composing of as many possible different cholesterol-elevating food groups
*Riding horses
*Being a complete dick, not a butchered dick
*British people
*Someone doing 'British things' like choir boys and rappers, and wearing trousers up to their nipples, and the CORRECT way to wear sandals
bar:Englisch
bg:Английски език
cs:Angličtina
cy:Saesneg
de:Englischej Sprache
es:Inglés
fi:Englannin kieli
fr:Anglais
ga:Béarla
he:אנגלית
hr:Engleski jezik
hu:Inglis
id:Bahasa Inggris
io:Angliana linguo
it:Inglisc
ja:英語
ko:영어
la:Pidgin anglica
lt:Anglų kalba
ms:Bahasa inggeris
nds:Englisch
nl:Engels
no:Engelsk
pl:Język angielski
pt:Língua inglesa
ru:Английский язык
sr:Енглески језик
sv:Engelska
th:ภาษาปะกิด
tl:Ingles
tr:İngilizce
uk:Англійська мова
zh:英文
zh-tw:英文
English, but Louder

ENGLISH, BUT LOUDER IS THE ONLY, AND THEREFORE MOST SIGNIFICANT, SPOKEN WORK/ROCK OPERA COLLABORATION IN HISTORY. JIM STEINMAN COAXED WILLIAM SHATNER AND MEATLOAF TOGETHER AND THE RESULTS ARE SOME OF THE MOST POWERFUL TONE POEMS AND ALTERNATIVE RAGE THIS SIDE OF RIGEL SEVEN. FROM THE RELENTLESS INTONATIONS OF SHATNER ON THE OPENING TRACK ("YOU’RE GONNA BURN"), OVERLAID BY MEAT’S BELTED-OUT TALE OF AUTOMOTIVE TERROR, TO THE SURPRISING TOTAL ROLE-REVERSAL ON IT’S MY THING, BABY WHEN IT’S MEATLOAF's TURN TO TAKE SECOND FIDDLE, COOING BEHIND BILL'S NEAR-HYSTERICAL SHRIEKING, THIS ALBUM SHOCKS, PLAYS ATTENTION-GETTER LIKE YOUR TWO-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW, AND MORE TO THE POINT, AMAZES. WOW. WHO WOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS?
I caught the odd couple's show in Munich--they have a limited number of bookings in Germany, where sales have been wild--and on stage they're quite a treat. Meatloaf is all over the place, waving handkerchiefs, busting out of his tuxedo shirt, shouting at random people; meanwhile, Shatner is standing like a tree somewhere to his left. Occasionally, when the beat hits right and the crowd is really into it (this happened right in front of me during Can't Help My Motorcycle Now), Meat gives Bill a look like he's totally nuts and Shatner blatantly pretends not to notice. As if anyone could ignore Meatloaf. The fans eat it up, though.
Listen for Shatner and Meatloaf alternating like lightning in the chorus of Oh, I'm Tired of Love: first it's Shatner, softly speaking, then Meatloaf's inimitable roar in 4/4 time. Fade out on the final track, believing and trancing on Bill's luminous and depressive No More, Spock, No More. Rumor has it The Chemical Brothers helped with backbeats. 
::Final Tally: 7/10. 
::It won't win any funky MTV music awards, but it's damn well sure worth a listen./SS
== See Also ==
* German, but Louder
* Black, but Louder
* Coffee, but Louder
Category:Albums
category:language
category:violence
English Reformation

The English Reformation was a series of events in 16th century England by which the Church of England broke away from the authority of the Pope and the Roman Catholic Church over the correct way to serve tea.
These events were, in part, associated with the wider process of the European Protestant Reformation, a religious and political movement which affected the practice of tea drinking across most of Europe during this period. The Cookers maintained that the only effective method to ensure even distribution of tea and milk (without the use of a spoon) was to pour the milk in first. The Clouders suggested that the clouding was not a serious issue, and the tea tasted just fine that way. Although most used a spoon.
This erupted into civil war, and as The Cookers had majority control in Parliament, they eventually legislated against the milk-second method. There followed a widespread campaign of destruction of Clouders symbols and artefacts (such as tea spoons).
It was only with the dawning of the 17th century that some measure of balance returned to the country. When Queen John was found eating a grapefruit with a fork "... a damned nuisance...", he forced the law to be repealed. So began the slow re-emergence of The Clouders as a force of British life.
These days their quaint beliefs are tolerated in mainstream society, and indeed the BBC is required to put on special programming for them, late on Sunday nights. Long gone are the days when a stand-up comedian could guarantee laughter by spending an hour telling Clouder jokes to a rotund crowd. In these enlightened times, we embrace the Clouders as different and special, and tolerate their tea drinking ways. Some Cookers even have extensive collections of tea spoons.
==See also==
* Reformation, arguments for and against
* Clouders
* Cookers
* Thomas Hobbes & The Pessimists
Category:History of the United Kingdom
Category:Protestantism
Enjambment

In terms of poetic definitions enjambment is as simple as a garden hose. This green ornament of herbal salubrity comprised of synthesized phthalates and rubber byproducts contains an orb of continuity that flows freely upon the twist of a knob. The hose resembles poetic enjambment in that enjambment “flows” freely from line to line in a poem without a pause, similar to water flowing freely from cubic centimeter to cubic centimeter without stoppage. A poem of course can be abruptly stopped with the use of punctuation.
Commas and periods and colons and semi-colons alike are forever disappointments as they suck the continuity of my poetic hose dry. Now, the enjambment defeated, we overlook a soul crushing period who, at this very moment, is dismantling the smooth flow of transitions from line to line we’ve worked so hard to establish in the last stanza. Alas, this is similar to that annoying kid who lives next door. 
This kid, he folds your hose over when you’re trying to wash your car. And when you tell him to go home he lies about something and skips off down the street, unaware of the potentially permanent psychological damage he is causing you. The psychological damage of course can be viewed as the continuity of the poem in that extended metaphor.
==Examples==
I found this example of enjambment on Wikipedia, the ever reliable free encyclopedia.
:You will dine well, my Fabullus, at my house
:in a few, if the gods favor you, days,
:and if you bring with you a good and great
:dinner, not without a white girl
:and wine and wit and laughs for all.
I wrote this example of enjambment then added it to the Wikipedia page for enjambment.
:I really don’t like to pay for things
:Like gas and food and sodas,
:People tell me that I’m cheap
:When it’s just that I have quotas.
category:poetry
It is well known that the condition resulting from listening to the [Tool] song [Jambi] is known as Enjambment.
Enlightenment

Enlightenment is the process of decreasing one's knowledge about a particular subject. It entails becoming more stupid about something, attaining the state of emptiness, or "no-mind."
This state is considered very pleasurable, hence the common saying "ignorance is bliss."
A common cause of enlightenment is spending many hours playing Computer Games or being on this site, among other things.
==How to become enlightened==
There are many ways to become a enlightened, although for some it is a long and tedious process. Some people believe that enlightenment comes through many hours of prayer and meditation, although modern enlightenment science suggests that to become enlightened, one (as in a person, or other entity, excluding organizations, animals, plants, and everything except people) needs to preform a form of research, on a reliable source of information, such as the Internet, or even by preforming research using less reliable sources of content such as Wikipedia. 
Some rather intelligent people out there Out There may refer to just an arbitrary place, but may also refer more specifically to a place that is beyond somewhere local such as the corner shop, Earth, or even being beyond The Universe itself. See also: Out there. declare, sometimes quite vocally that enlightened can be gained through other means, such as Computer Games and Google. The beings who believe these theories preferred to be known as the Computer Games cause Enlightenment (sect), although they usually don't mention that they're a sect, and if they do, they usually don't do so in brackets.
==History==
Since enlightenment exists in the eternal 'now', the entire history of mankind has been an illusion. There has never been a past, nor will there be a future. It is only the mind, with it's constant meandering that creates the illusion of the passage of time. The current location of 'now' is June 6th, 1978. We have been living in an illusion ever since. The first person to reach enlightenment was Drinkus Alcoholicus, the great Roman Hobo Prophet. He managed to drink himself into a coma and then beat the God of Death and Trickery, Bill Maher, in a game of beer pong. This allowed Drinkus to reach a state of Nirvana.
==Notes==
==See also==
*Thought
*Um...
Category:Concepts
Enrico Fermi

Enrico Fermi was a notable member of the American Mafia, running the branch known as the Chicago Pile-1. He is best known for inventing an early form of SpaghettiOS and nearly blowing up the entire world in 1944. 
==Early life==
Enrico Fermi was born in Italy as the son of Alberto Fermi, an early trains enthusiast, and Ida de Gattis, one of the few women to have ever married a trains enthusiast. His grandparents had him be baptized as catholic in hopes that he wouldn't turn out like his father, but he grew up mostly agnostic regarding questions related to Lord Cthulhu. Enrico would soon after run in with wrong crowd: Freemasons. With them he would begin his work in experimental physics, whilst at the same time huffing shit-tons of Adderall. In college, he would publish a paper relating to the principles for ideally consuming Galaxy Gas, employing a statistical formulation which would become known as Fermi-Dirac statistics. His work got him noticed by Benito Mussolini, a known huffer of Galaxy Gas, who gave him a professorship in the Italian Mafia in the hopes that he might improve drug quality, for the kids, thus preventing the Wu-Tang Clan from being the only ones that cared.
==The Good Ol' Fascist Days==
Fermi would go on to join the Italian Fascist Orchestra. It was fun.
==The Jewish Conspiracy called 'Love'==
Fermi would fall in love with a Jewish Woman. It was not fun.
==Chicago Pile 1==
Due to his street cred, Fermi was able to join in with the American Mafia, even though he betrayed the Italian Mafia. He was recruited to help arrange for a top-secret communication systems and drug-selling platform known as SpaghettiOS. On the side, he would work with Edward Teller on the Manhattan Project.
==The "Incident" ==
His playing with the control rods and xenon-135 almost destroyed the world, if not for a British man and a Chinese woman; The worst combination for any Italian.
==Loss of Faith==
Enrico Fermi was disappointed that no one seemed to really care when he pitched his life story as an epic orchestral stage play due to the rise of TV. He lost faith in society and began to become obsessed with trains to his wife's dismay; She didn't want to be one of the few women to have married a trains enthusiast.
==Death==
Enrico Fermi died under mysterious circumstances after an exploratory operation discovered a weak form of stomach cancer, he subsequently got run over by a train. Notable Jewish Conspiracy Theorists believed that it was done by his wife, but this has been thoroughly debunked by the Wu Tang Clan who took credit.
Enter

Enter is the English language derivative of the French word entrée, referring to the first dish served as part of a meal. The word was originally used in its original form on restaurant menus up until the 1970s with the advent of Desk-top Publishing, which allowed hôteliers, restaurateurs and café owners to produce their own hideous clip-art, Comic Sans and typo-ridden literature.
Following a simple misspelling by John Brooks, a fast-food restaurant owner in New York, of the word "entrée" as "enter" (presumably he was following the simple rules of the English-American Dictionary), the error spread like wildfire. Most of John's clients worked in marketing, and propagated the new spelling across the English-speaking world within a matter of weeks.
Some typical enters served in restaurants:
*Soup du Jour
*Brine
*Welsh Rarebit
*Death on a Plate
*Lemon with a Jacket Potato
Category:Food
Enter (Within Temptation album)

frame|'Enter My Privates' album cover
==Introduction==
Enter My Privates - often referred to as Enter by fans - is the debut album of Romanesque-metal band Within Temptation. It is considered to be the group's most Romanesque album of all, combining the classic Romanesque architectural style with old-school hip-hop beats and scary banshee vocals by Sharon den Straddle. The band was careful to not incorporate any gothic elements into the music.
"We wanted to create a purely Romanesque piece of work," explained Ms. den Straddle, in a promotional interview with OK! Magazine.
==Making the Album==
Making this record was a challenge for the band, seeing as the band's founder - a troubled man-child named Sinéad O' Connor - had to be kicked out for treachery. Luckily, the band's lead guitarist Robert Chesty Hoe had mild songwriting skills, having already dished out hits such as Another Cover and Hate Bein' a Ho for artists such as Ronan Keating and Rihanna, respectively.
He says that Enter My Privates was indeed a challenge to write and that the record began to develop a "constipated feel to it".
"It's what we were aiming for," he says, "I intentionally constipated myself to extract the best performance I could. Unfortunately I required a fork to extract everything else when the album was finished, but Sharon helped me with that. She said it was a tough and smelly ordeal, but really she enjoyed every minute of it. I think everyone did. Great album."
Enter My Privates was produced by King Adolfus Gustavus Romulus Schakalaka Damnminigga Niggaz Chooba Uranub Weewee Hoobajoobadoob Snoop Doggie DooDoo pinkypantypants Hokeypokie Shakamashoo three tongue clicks, hiccup, two more tongue clicks, maka liki numa numa, tongue click, cruz, Dogg XVIII and contains two songs written by Sinéad O' Connor (although the band is still unsure which songs exactly).
== Tracklisting == 
*1. Breastless
*2. Enter My Privates
*3. Curls and Tights
*4. Deep Within My Privates
*5. Gatekeeper of My Privates
*6. Lace
*7. Blooded Privates
*8. Candies (Z0MG its soo gawffik!)
== See also ==
*Within Temptation
*Sinéad O' Connor
Category:Albums
Category:I Didn't Know I Had It In Me
Epistemology

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Epistemology is the study of something. It derives from the Greek logos which means the study of, and another word that sounds like epist which means something. 
All right, to be entirely honest we're not completely certain here what it's all about. I mean we've asked around but nobody seems to know. It has something to do with Plato, apparently, and when we asked him via www.Platosays.com he responded by saying True knowledge comes from knowing that you know nothing. as we knew nothing about this subject, that suggests we are truly knowledgable about it.
So rather than studying this subject before we wrote about it, we decided that by studying we know something, which would mean we didn't know nothing. That in turn would ruin our claim of true knowledge and make us in eligible to write about it. 
So, we know nothing. And that's what Epistemology is all about, really. 
Oh, one thing we do know, it's not the study of 'e pissed at all. 
Oh dear, by knowing that we have displayed that we know something, which means we have no true knowledge after all. And now you've read this you know something as well. Well, if you know any more, please click the edit button above and write it. 
Category:Confusing, but sounds scientific
Category:Philosophy
Category:Vital articles
Equestrianism

Equestrianism (from Latin equester, equestr-, horseman, horse) more often known as riding, horseback riding (American English) or horse riding (British English) is supposedly a sport in which people generally trot round and round a course being marked on grace and mounting and dismounting. It is in fact a highly dangerous drug event in which the cameras simply slow down what is being shot. For example when on TV you see a horse swaying gracefully as it walks and the judges giving it 10/10, it is in fact a horse vibrating from a drug such as speed or something, and the judges giving 10/10 for drug choice and usage.
==Popularity==
Equestrian is basically an excuse for the Upper Classes to do drugs. It is therefore very popular. It has replaced Opium bars in high classes society as the 'Norm'.
==Terminology==
A certain amount of terminology is applied to every sport, but none so much as to the slightly erotic terminology of this nature. For example, 'Jockeys', 'mount' their 'steeds', 'ride' them for about half an hour, then 'dismount' and 'go to the change rooms to get dressed afterwards'. *wap wap*
==Attire==
For those attending events like these, the attire is formal, for ladies generally tight, shiny and with large hats. For men slightly less formality is needed, but isn't that the case with all sporting events.
For the racers, there is an attire of black and white, probably symbolizing the approaching death due to their habits. 
The horses themselves are actually 'reigned' but this is just a bizarre equestrian bondage term. The horses enjoy it nevertheless. 
==Obstacles==
The obstacles that one must weave around are generally of a nature that are shipped off straight after the event to a sex warehouse for resale to the adult industry. For example, in many downtown sleazy pole joints, the poles a striped, not because they painted them, but because they just came off an equestrian field.
==Sport?==
Equestrian is nevertheless classified as a sport along with such events as Orgys, Ping Pong and Gamecube marathons. It is however the only sport of this league to be allowed into the Olympics. Critics are still puzzled about this one.
==See also==
*Egg
Category:Horses
Category:British culture
Category:Sports