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SpongeBob Squarepants - Bruh Moment

So, yeah. Recently, I watched a messed-up SpongeBob Squarepants episode yeah? On one late late late late late late early night. Yeah... This is how it went. Spoiler Alert: It wasn't very nornal...
It started off with the normal intro, however, something wasn't quite right. The lyrics were different. These were the lyrics.
Who craps his pants under the sea?
PANTSBOB SHITPANTS!
Absorbant and yellow and it hurts when he pees!
SPONGEPISS HURTPANTS!
If promoting anti-semitism is something you wish.
SPONGEMINE KAMPFPANTS!
And drop on the deck and drop on the deck!
SPONGEDECK SQUAREDECK!
Ready?
SPONGBEB SQUREPANTS!
SPONHGEVOB SCAREWANTS!
SICKBOB VOMPANTS!
SCREWBOB NAILPANTS!
SPONGEBOOOOOOB SQUARESHHHHORTS!
ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG *Loud coughing*
*SpongeBob impressive flute solo of the song Friday by Rebecca Black*
Woah. I was confused. Thinking it was just a glitch. I contiuned watching. It skipped straight to the episode.
It started with SpongeBob, alone. His face seemed sinister. This was very much unlike SpongeBob. He then grabbed what looked like a SMG. He stood up and he stared at me and he said this.
I'm gonna kill Obama!
I can't believe he said that! :0
Then, he killed Obama. SpongeBob laughed in a evil way. Unalike he did before. Yeah.
Static filled the screen. It was static. It filled the screen. Yeah. The screen turned red. Yeah. It did.
SpongeBob and Patrick were hanging out together. Yep. Yes. They were. SpongeBob seemed his normal-self. SpongeBob and Patrick started to talk.
Hey Patrick!
Hi, SpongeBob...
I killed Obama...
YOU DID WHAT?
You heard what I said.
SpongeBob, that's freaking crazy. Also, our people watching this episode?
Yes, someone is watching this episode.
The episode is called Completely Normal SpongeBob Episode, SpongeBob...
Look, Patrick, I know your wife left you, but, shut up. The audience won't understand. We're cartoons after all.
Patrick, you can't just break the 4th wall! There are rules in place that you need to follow. Nickeloden states at all characters need to address the audience and break the living CRAP out of the fourth wall!
What are they gonna do? Remove us?
No, they won't. I hope.
Bye, SpongeBob.
Bye, Patrick...
Patrick then exploded into dust. SpongeBob just stood there, smiling. A single hyper-realistic tear was sliding down his moist cheek. Squidward walked in.
Squidward had super duper pooper looper dooper sooper muper hyper-realistic eyes. SpongeBob and Squidward started to talk.
Squidward, what's happened to your eyes?
SpongeBob, I've become Red Mist Squidward. And I love it.
What is your opinion on politics?
*Squidward pew pews himself*
Squidward? You OK?
Then, SpongeBob laughs. Like a demon... Then, the episode just ends without any credits. Woah, then, I never ever ever ever ever ever watched SpongeBob Squarepants ever again...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Hyper-realistic
SpongeBob Squarepants - Coronavirus

Hi there, and today, I am going to talk about a unaired SpongeBob Season 12 episode, so let's get started.
I was browsing on the internet to look up SpongeBob episodes, when I found one called: "spongebobsquarepantsseason12unairedepisode.mp4". So I clicked the link and download the file. When it was finally downloaded, I played the video and the video started.
The video started with the normal intro, after the intro ended, the title card appeared. The title card said Coronavirus in black text and the background was a bunch of viruses.
The episode started with SpongeBob's house for about 10 seconds, then it cut to SpongeBob sleeping on His bed. He woke up and saying: "Good morning Gary, It's a wonderful day today". "Well Gary, I have to go to the Krusty Krab, goodbye Gary". But there is something really strange, He forgot His mask. After this, It cuts to SpongeBob going to the Krusty Krab, and when He opens it, everybody was wearing the mask, execpt for SpongeBob. Then It cut to the time card saying: "12 minutes later". After this, SpongeBob coughted so hard and then He died. He was lying on the ground and a green substance was coming out of His mouth. Mr. Krabs looked very shocked and He was asking: "SpongeBob, are you okay?". And He didn't reply, because SpongeBob is finally dead.
After this, He cuts to the time card saying: "1 hour later". And It cuts to the hospital, and inside of the hospital, it showed SpongeBob lying on the hospital bed while wearing the mask. And then, everyone cried execpt for squidward, who is laughting do hard. And then Sandy tells Him to shut up, but He never stops laughting. The doctor was saying: "I'm sorry guys, but SpongeBob wasn't wearing the mask in the Krusty Krab and He had a serious lung infection." Mr. Krabs said: "Yea I know". While saying sadly. The doctor tries to get the COVID vacine, but He coudn't find it anywhere. And then, He finally DIED QUICKLY with the loud beeping noise. And Sandy said: "NO NO SPONGEBOB!" After this, it cuts to the time card saying: "At the funeral". After this, It cuts to SpongeBob's funeral, but Squidward wasn't crying, but instead, He was happy and He celebrated, how mean He is. And Sandy punched Him with her karate movements and Squidward was now injured and blue blood was coming out of His nose. After this, it cuts to the pineapple house, but It was completely ruined. And Gary was inside crying for about 5 minutes. After this, it cuts a message saying: "R.I.P SpongeBob". After this, it cuts to the credits, but there was sad music playing in the background. And at the final of the credits, it said: "© 2020 Nickelodeon Animation Studio and United Plankton Pictures". And it faded to black for about 4 seconds. And then the video ends. I was totally depressed by this video, so I deleted the video file.
And one more thing, DON'T WATCH SPONGEBOB MP4 FILES, watch the SpongeBob DVDs instead!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
SpongeBob Unreleased Special Episode

SpongeBob has some special episodes or whatever you call it. But I found one unreleased special episode. I couldn't find the video but I found the script. It was called 'Krabby Patty Quest' It said:
'SpongeBob and Patrick go to the Krusty Krab because they were eager to eat some because SpongeBob had free day. Plankton shows up from Krusty Krab sign laughing. SpongeBob says that they're almost there. They reach the front door of the Krusty Krab and there is a message saying that Plankton has taken the secret formula of Krabby Patty and Chum Bucket is on the business now. Saddened they enter the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs says that it is true. SpongeBob is determined to return the formula back. Later Patrick and SpongeBob find out that Chum Bucket is now some kind of fort. He shows up with golden spatula on the front door saying 'WE ARE READY!', while Mr. Krabs waves from behind happily. They go through the puzzles that Plankton had set up. When they reach the top, Plankton says that Secret formula is going to be forever his. SpongeBob uses his golden spatula and defeats Plankton with its powers. The final scene shows SpongeBob and Patrick eating Krabby Patties, Mr. Krabs comes and says: 'Thank you.' And it ends.
I asked on forum about the unreleased episode. I got respond from one guy. He said: 'This is the link, but trust me, I wouldn't watch it if I was in your place.'
I clicked it and later it was downloaded. I clicked it and the intro was shown. But instead of 'Krabby Patty Quest' it said: 'Is done for...'. I was confused, but still, I decided to watch.
The beginning showed SpongeBob walking, without Patrick. Skies were gray and instead of happy music, it played some distorted sounds. The place were Plankton was supposed to stay didn't show Plankton. Instead it showed the pool of blood. SpongeBob reached the front door, that looked scratched and broken, and picked the letter. While reading, SpongeBob was shown with black eyes. Then it showed SpongeBob with happines on his face talking to Patrick with some distorted noises and Patrick was impaled on sign. It skipped to the scene where they were supposed to stay in front of Chum Bucket fort. It showed SpongeBob with Golden Spatula that had some blood on it and he had no face. Krusty Krab was waving happily, and then suddenly, he was laying in the pool of blood with knife stabbed in his chest. When SpongeBob entered, it showed red mist. In the Chum Bucket, SpongeBob came to the dark place, and it showed Patrick impaled, who was there for some unknown reason. The it showed SpongeBob kneeling and he had no right eye and he was stabbed and there were blood. Some distorted noise said: 'IS DONE FOR!' Then it ended. 
It was really stupid idea to watch because that was virus and it had emptied my computer. I should have listened that guy...
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
SpongeBob lost episode: impostor sindrome

it was a fine morning in chicago, I was only 6 years old. i had just gone to a chuck e cheese birthday,and i had won a prize related to mh favorite show:a dvd containing a special episode of spongebob. although i misplaced the dvd, and assumed i had lost it, i have recently rediscovered it. algthough i am no longer a spongebob fna, i was still curious about this lost episode, i was expecting it to be gory, stange and traumatizing, and probably would say something like "fuck nickolodeon" at one point, but honestly i didnt care. ia tuned on the dvd player, and inserted the disk. the epidsode starts off normaly, andits a bout a spongebob lookalike embarasing spongebob. he ruins his date with sandy, breaks up his friendship with patrick and attempts to murder mr krabs. pongebob is sent to jail,but thren spongobob shows up and murders his cellmate,they think it was him, and c=sentence him to death.spongebob gets a rope, but then billybob tells him not to do it. chuck e cheese shos up as a prison guard and tears billy bobs ead off! and then a skeleton pops out and swallows bikini bottom whole. after the credits, spongebob shows up on screen with a blackk background. the art is hyper-realistic!!! He looks at the screen, and asks the following question:
he sid: its been fun everyone. but as all good things, rhis must end I have failed in myreseacrch to discover who was phone, leave you with the most i have found: on a dark andspammy night, when red mist is on the horizon, and a shot rangs out, some one will discover, who is phone.
I was shoxed. i had no idea that spongebob couldbethat good a showin termas of story and scares. then, I got a call from someone. it was from nickolodeon. i felt like i had heard the voice before, but i didnt recognize it. he sounded like spongebob, and he said that his god was dead. i called nickolodeon abo ut the incident, but they said that they would investigate the tape, but they had not called me earlier. BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE??? AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!! IT HAD HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD COMING OUT OF HIS EYES!!!! IT SLASHED ATMY NECK> 
THE END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:English Class Failure
SpongeDead

Have you heard of Spongebob Squarepants? Well, I've used to watch it a lot as a child. As an adult, I almost never watch Spongebob again.
It all started when I was in my house, then I heard my doorbell ring. I walked to my door to see what it is... It was the mailman, He seemed nervous, he dropped the package right away without saying anything, then ran away. At this point, I didn't know what was going on.
I brang in the package and opened it with a knife, Revealing a scratched DVD case with 'SpongeDead' hand written in marker on it. I plopped in the disc in my DVD player at my living room.
The DVD menu was unsettling, It was a plain white screen with 'SpongeDead' written on top of the DVD menu, I didn't know what to do, I pressed OK on my remote and the episode instantly played.
The intro played, the first half of the theme song was normal, but the other half had static imagery, with flashing messages being "DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU" and "YOU'RE NEXT" vice versa. The title card had hyper realistic blood covered on the text with children screaming in the background.
The episode started off with Spongebob going humming and skipping across Squidward's house, Squidward popped out of his window saying "those dumb ol' morons, they lack so much intelligence that they don't know how to sing the alphabet song"!
Spongebob and Patrick are seen playing tic-tac-toe while Squidward was starting to get furious. Squidward blew up with a scream, he said he wanted to kill Spongebob and Patrick once in for all, and this is where things get scary.
Squidward, with hyper realistic eyes, pulls out a hyper realistic knife and laughed. the bubble wipe transition happened. Squidward is seen inside Spongebob's house, but when he approached Spongebob's bed, the screen cut to static for 26 seconds. When the screen came back on, Spongebob is seen dead, covered with hyper realistic blood.
Squidward is seen to be inside of Patrick's house, His bed wasn't very far, so, at that moment, the screen cut to static again for 26 seconds. when it was over, Patrick is seen dead too, with details like Spongebob's dead body.
I quickly turned off the TV when I thought I had enough, and I vowed to never watch the DVD again, so, I broke it and threw it away.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.
SpongeGod

Hi, have you heard about a show called spongebob squarepants? Spongebob Squarepants is a nickelodeon tv show series made by stephen hillenburg, it only aired 21 seasons. It's about a sponge named Spongebob who likes to go on amazing adventures with his friend Patrick. It's like adventure time but way better. Also spongebob has 3 movies, memes and all of the merchandise. I was extremely sad because Stephen Hillenburg had passed away in 2018. But there was a lost episode found on my google drive for no reason, no one seriously sent it to me. I went on it and the title of it was called: spongebob squarepants - SpongeGod. I probably think it was a prank or something. I clicked on the episode without saying twice. The intro was completely fine until we came straight to the title, the background was red and the title was blurry. The episode begins with Spongebob walks up to Gary and says: Hey Gary, are you hungry? Gary meows but a lower pitch then spongebob pulls out the salt and he said: Here have some salt!! Spongebob sprinkles salt into Gary's eyes and Gary was screaming in pain. I was beginning to be traumatized by what I was witnessing. Spongebob said: I guess you can call this assault and he started to laugh. Patrick busted spongebob's door and said: spongebob put the salt down!!
Spongebob said with a racist humor: make me sh#thead Patrick pulls out his pistol from his pocket and points his gun at spongebob and said: who you calling sh#thead! Spongebob's arms began to grow bigger and grabbed Patrick so hard and Patrick said: this isn't you spongebob!! Spongebob's eyes turned white and he said: SPONGEBOB ISN'T HERE ANYMORE, ONLY GOD!!!! Spongebob then squeezes patrick very hard, patrick started screaming very loud, but the gore part is his head popped out, blood and brain cells everywhere, i almost vomited because of this and it zoomed to spongebob's creepy looking face along with the blood walls inside of his house until it faintly ended. But instead of the end credits, it instead revealing a terrifying message but Japanese
by spongebob himself: あなたの人生はもうすぐ終る
But I translated the message and it said: YOUR LIFE WILL COME TO AN END SOON, I was scared of the message and i started to delete the episode from my google drive and i have couple nightmares of SpongeBob trying to kill me around to my dreams but i will never see that episode ever again in my life!!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
SpongeRubbish

Everyone Knows, you shouldn't put rubbish in the sea. But You Closely see, There is a reason why. Spongebob once was under the sea, walking happily. Then A Plastic Bottle Came Onto His Head. He Gave it to Mr Krabs, who immeadently, The customers were hungry, and spongebob was too slow to make a krabby patty. So the fish had one choice-to choose their own krabby patty.
Only. One. Choice.
They chose helpless Mr Krabs, who was fed rubbish and now is a real crab. The Fish all walked like zombies, held Mr Krabs, and cut him to an edible size. Spongebob Looked At The Customers. He Didn't know what happened. He Asked a hungry fish who answered: " Crab-food" Spongebob Was so frightened and hid right away in his room, where he makes krabby patties. Squidward was also hungry, but the crab was eaten by other fish. So, What about his annoying neighbor, Spongebob? Yeah, That Was all in his mind. A Dumb. Weird. Sponge. So He told Spongebob: "Hey There! I Haven't sent you into my house for a while! If you wanna go away from these people, why don't you come to my house?" "Sure Squidward!!!!!!" Spongebob was so excited he could explode into bombs of rainbows. Spongebob and Squidward came to the house and Squidward sent Spongebob-to the kitchen. Well, Of course! Then Squidward said "you could go to the oven to chill!"
Spongebob loves relaxing. He came in, and for the first few minutes, everything seemed to be fine. But things started to get a little hot. Spongebob asked Squidward for water, but he said to Spongebob:" No, No! It will ruin your chill forever!!" So Spongebob Tried to sleep inside so he doesn't feel hot, It did work, but whilst he was asleep, it was so hot his body couldn't take it anymore-so Spongebob passed away. Then Squidward took the dead spongebob out of the oven-and ate him. Not. Even. Feeling. Bad. About. It.
So I Warn You, Whatever You Do, Do Not Feed fish rubbish or we will have monsters under the sea!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Sponge Bob Tape

Chapter 1:There is supposedly a lost Spongebob Squarepants episode that has a title card saying "SPONGE BOB SQU247248", and an unknown number that was cut off. It begins like any normal SpongeBob episode, showing the intro and the title card, then the episode. The 'episode' starts with SpongeBob playing outside as usual, but small parts of the sky are red. SpongeBob and Patrick don't notice it, like it isn't even there. Squidward's house wasn't there, and they didn't notice that either. Spongebob even tried knocking on flat air! For some reason, it actually made a knocking on door noise, and squidward could be seen walking down invisible stairs angrily, and when he opened the 'door', it cut to black. After 3 minutes and 24 seconds, it finally went back to the show. There was SpongeBob crying, and squidwards house still wasn't there. In fact, squidward wasn't even there!
SpongeBob was in front of a coffin, and the animation started zooming into the coffin. There was black, but the animation brightened it. Squidwards mutilated body could be found, with 3 cuts across the forehead, and cuts on his stomach making the words "YOUR NEXT". The episode ends with a split second of Patrick screaming.
Chapter 2: Weird things start to happen: There was nobody but people on the sidewalk in my neighborhood. I swear i saw something that looked like Patrick Star running across the street. He was so fast, i could only see him for half of a second. Everyone that i saw him pass by suddenly dissapeared instantly. This is getting creepy. Patrick seems to be kidnapping and killing people.
3:30 PM: I have boarded up my windows and locked my doors. I have 20 shotgun shells, and a shotgun. Patrick is going to die! Come on, little pink bastard, what are you waiting for? I got a HUGE suprise for you! I hear pounding on my door. Oh crap, patrick. Better load my shotgun.
3:50 PM: I have been hearing pounding on my door for 20 minutes now. This is getting creepy-THE DOOR JUST FELL!! *3 shotgun shots* F**K GET AWAY AAAA-
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Sponge Weird

Spongebob is a nickelodeon production. however, In 2003 I saw something strange on this current episode. The Spongebob intro began normal, And the title began with a silent title card titled "Sponge Wierd". For any issues in this project, this was only a test. The episode began with spongebob sleeping, as his clock did the normal honk noise.
Then he ran out of his house to go the the Krusty Krab. But when he got there the Krusty Krab was completely empty except for a little sticky note that said "Dear, bob, we went to a vacation for 4 days we will be back by 7:00PM on saturday". So he made a kraby patty for himself but he didnt eat it, because nobody who was working at the krab were upsest with the pattys.
So then it stopped for a commercial break. Then it went back with spongebob, but he was crying because he felt alone. So for at least a few minutes he stopped and decided to drink some 5 hour energy. for 2 minutes he just drank it so I drank my kool aid. then I went back to the TV and it was dark for 4 seconds. and went back to Spongebob. this time he was a real life puppet moving very oddly. at this part I couldn't tell what was happening because all I saw was a pitch of threshold effects.
If you've seen the regular live action clips this was similar but less stable. The episode was ending so I decided to turn off the TV and I drank 4 cups of coffee and 2 cans of coke. so I thought I was just being pranked by Nickelodeon studios and the Spongebob cartoon production team.
Originally uploaded in 2011
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Spongeb0b

it all started when i saw a vhs
There was something on it, the vhs got a little weird and the bob esbonja cartoon appeared but then a cormecial from got got baby came on but after that bob appeared again -*-*-sponja passed
but something strange happened, a very bizarre scream started after that i turned on the tv and went home until the tv was on but the vhs screen was only showing on the tv after that the tv was not on but after that i saw a news that a person he killed himself because of that vhs 
I was scared because my picture was showing after that I went to tell my friend but he didn't believe it so my family put me in the hospital for the insane
after 1 year my family left me at home and i never saw vhs again in my life.
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Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:One sentence