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Wallachia

Wallachia (or Walachia) is best known as home to Vlad III Dracula the Impaler, founder of the Walachia★Mart evil retail empire.
Walachia★Mart, distinctive for the blood-red Always! slogan and logo branded onto the corpses of those who stood in Walachia★Mart's way, was the first corporate retailer to resort to feeding smaller and more vulnerable would-be competitors such as Wool★Mart to ruthless, blood-thirsty corporate lawyers.
The blood of suppliers who refused to budge to Walachia★Mart's pricing demands flowed freely through Walachia and Transylvania as Vlad exercised his new-found powers for evil through ruthless control of the marketplaces.
Vlad was unstoppable.
Any trade guilds that might even think to oppose him were ruthlessly destroyed under Vlad's iron fist.
== History ==
=== ♣ Vlad's Club ===
Not content to merely drive small retailers out of business in something that looked like an image straight from a Hallow'een horror movie, Vlad went on to invent the world's first Price Club.
Predecessor of modern big-box retailers such as CostlyCo, the operation of the Price Club was simple. 
The suppliers gave Vlad the price he demanded or Vlad clubbed them into unconsciousness before drinking their blood and leaving them for dead.
With the launch of the Vlad's★Choice store brand, built upon the by-now famous charisma and growing legend of the store's founder, the message was clear... you do things Vlad's way; you have no choice.
No one dared stand up to the menace that was Vlad's★Club. No one.
=== War on America ===
By 1942, Vlad had established dominance over much of Europe. France was no obstacle; they'd surrender to anyone. Germany was a little more stubborn, but not even Hitler could match Walachia★Mart's team of corporate lawyers for pure, unadulterated evil.
Only one slimy bunch of miscreants stood in Vlad's way: America.
Unfortunately, America is the only place on earth with lawyers evil enough to be a match (and then some!) for Vlad himself.
In a blatant display of sheer American arrogance led by wretched tyrant George Dubya Bush, John-Boy Walton launched a chain of stores in Arkansas which looked suspiciously similar to Walachia★Mart, right down to the blood-red Always! slogan which Vlad had written with the blood of suppliers and rival merchants so many centuries earlier.
Romania was shocked... who did these upstarts think they were?
Nonetheless, America stood firm, their evil leader insisting that he, not Walachia★Mart, owned the letter W outright, along with the entire Sesame Street alphabet. The Americans would back down to no one.
Forcing first Russia to switch to Cyrillic characters and then China to simplified characters, Dubya was determined to claim his namesake letter for America and America only, even if he had to kill the citizens of any other country that stood in his way. 
Vlad was ruthless, but ruthless enough to be a match for the folks who dropped the Adam Bomb on Hiroshima, blasting hundreds of thousands of civilians to their nuclear doom as simple revenge for those wretched Mazda cars?
Category:Romania
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Wallhack

A handgun is a particularly nonlethal firearm. It consists of a human hand contorted to mimic the shape of a gun, bending the thumb to form the bullet chamber and the index and middle fingers to form the barrel. Noted for its accuracy and efficiency, it is estimated that 99.99% of the world's population have used the weapon at some point in their lives, and yet not a single injury has been incurred through its use, making it the safest weapon in history.
Hey guys, this is the top seekret area that the dude who made this map decided to put in. Oh, and there's some dude with a Glock camping here.
I CANNOT READ THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS SO SMALL AND MY GUN HAS NO SCOPE
lOL tehre are sum hostgaes opvar zetre!!!1!!@@!!@!! j00 n00b j00 comsz in and sVAES THeM!!11!! GTFO AND LTE ME FINISH TEHM OFf!!!!11!1!!!!
It's quite clear that there are lots of "No Camping" decals and a few Proximity Mines. Whoops, wrong game.
A wallhack (which often occurs in Counter-strike) is a type of hack which makes everything semitransparent and allows weapons to fire through walls. It is frequently used by script kiddies and noobs, who haven't quite grasped the concept of playing properly.
==History==
Before the distribution of hacktools, Wallhacking required a lot of time, patience, and skill. Many hackers spent hours gnashing their teeth, trying to work out how to make walls see-through. After a while, they had found a solution: to stop gnashing their teeth and actually work it out. In doing this, the hackers decided that the best way to do this was to unlock the hot coffee mod in Counter-strike, which made all the clothes walls see-through.
The wallhack success story got passed on by word-of-mouth, and it was not long before somebody built their own wallhack and made a terrible mistake: they released it to the public. In only four minutes, the wallhack already had 100 downloads.
==Usage==
Once the Wallhack was released, a noob could use one by taking a few simple steps.
*Firstly, the noob would google wallhack. If the game were something other than Counter-strike, they would google wallhack (game title).
*Secondly, the noob would then find the appropriate program.
*They would then proceed to install it, along with spyware.
*Finally, they would play the game, go onto a server, and show their "ub3r 1337 h4x" off.
==See also==
*Counter-strike
*Terrorist
Category:Self-reference
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Wandering faggot-bird

Among the world's fowl the Wandering Faggot-Bird just has to be one of the most sporty and trim of all the flighty species. With a genus name like Fregata we just know these black, buff, and beautiful birds cut a wide swathe amongst seafaring men of all genders.
==History==
Thanks to History we know exactly when the first Brit sighted a Faggot-Bird.
In the balmy and oh-so-sportif year of 1892 Sir Bruce Saint-Saucy DePooves designed a Royal Navee uniform which included lilac lace, nipple studs, and jackboots. (Hello sailors!) Even the Snooty Terns started hanging around Royal Navee ships at bathing-time then. And one May evening in 1893 as Oscar Wilde and Sir Brucie were snorting a little something on the poop deck they saw just the most impressive black beauty ever sailing through the pink-on-baby-blue sunset.
Yes, dears, it was a Wandering Faggot-Bird. 
Oh my, weren't Oscar and Brucie just thrilled? You bet your nipple studs they were, sugar.
==Habitat==
Just you go to a dance anywhere -- anywhere! -- and you're likely to see Faggot-Birds spinning giddily in the coloured lights. They just love to fly, baby. As the Poet wrote:
:You're a faggot-bird,
:And faggot-birds are free to fly
:Fly away,
:high away
:Bye bye.
("Someone Saved My Ass Tonight" © 1975 by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, used with persimmons)
Yes, these gorgeous birds love to fly...they fly just like Elton John in spandex.
==The Gathering Storm==
But dears, there is just the tiniest dark cloud on the horizon. (See it? Over there, just south of Tahiti?)
Yes, it's penguins!
Those black-suited fascist webfooted bastards want to destroy the darling Wandering Faggot-Birds. 
These days we burn our bridges before we even get to them, don't we? But Wandering Faggot-Birds are teetering on the tippy-slippy edge of your consciousness. They're the dark flicker in the corner of your eye. They wheel and veer just beyond the boundary of what you think you know. 
Honey, they are out there. And all the penguins in the world can't stop them. The Wandering Faggot-Birds are coming, coming faster than Paris Hilton ever did. 
They're coming home to roost.
Category:Biology
Category:Birds
Wanker

:For more examples of negative thrust, see Masturbation (disambiguation).
The Wanker engine was invented in 1901 by Ernest Archibald Wanker, a brilliant engineer struggling at the time to make a living selling steam engines made of processed corn. Having previously lost his wife and children in a freak steamed corn accident, he was on his way to drown himself in a pond outside Hertfordshire when inspiration struck him in the image of a coughing duck. Two months and 87 days later he revealed his latest invention, predicted to revolutionise the world of transport: The Wanker engine.
What was revolutionary about the Wanker engine was that, as opposed to 4-stroke and 2-stroke engines, this was a 0-stroke engine. In all its simplicity the Wanker engine works by sucking air into the engine to a chamber where it is mixed with fuel. An electric spark ignites the fuel, and the fuel/air mixture combusts inside the chamber. The expanding gases escape through the air intake.
Unfortunately, the popularity of the Wanker engine quickly faded as it came to more and more people's attention that the Wanker engine indeed created negative thrust, making all motorcars fitted with one travel very slowly in reverse. 
On the verge of bankruptcy, E. A. Wanker tried to persuade the Wright Brothers to fit a Wanker engine in their Flyer aircraft before their legendary first flight in 1903 in one last desperate attempt to salvage what was lost. He failed, however, and the Wright brothers opted to use a bog standard, regular ol' 8 cylinder, jet propulsion, solid fuel, liquid nitrogen cooled, engine. A. Wanker was ruined and died of old age as a poor man in 1918 by the hands of ex president William Howard Taft.
If you wank we don't want to know.
Cecil attempted to re-create an working model of Wanker Engine on December 31st, but failed, thus ending the greatest year of his life.
Finally and most importantly, the Beatles starred in their own television show, Thomas the Wank Engine. It was an outrageous hit, and the editors at ABC decided to cancel Thomas the Tent and play it in its place.
If you're looking for information on wankshafts, they've yet to be invented.
Many modern adolescents struggled to identify with the 'wankers' of yesteryear, and thought they were out of touch with the modern day dolphin flogging scene. In answer to this, the character 'Master Bates' was introduced into the children's television Captain Pugwash. He has been a firm favourite with young and old alike, considered by many to be the key figure in neo-classical wanking. 
==See also==
*Banker
*Singing
*David Cameron
*Conservapedia
*Adolf Hitler
*Andrew Schlafly
*Boris Johnson
*George Bush
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Category:Wanking
Category:Sexuality
Category:Sex
Category:Wankers
Category:Slang
Category:British culture
Warcrimes commited by the US

== War crimes by the United States of America ==
No human rights violation or war crime has ever been committed by the United States of America, and anybody is says that a war crime has been committed by the US will be gunned down like the dirty communist they are, if you do say that the U.S has committed a war crime and possess any intelligence by a terrorist group or enemy of the U.S you will be sent to Guantánamo Bay, where you will have a stern talking to.
Wardrobe malfunction

A wardrobe malfunction is a magical occurrence in which the clothing of an individual attending some form of social event spontaneously removes itself. Occasionally, the piece of clothing will relocate to the hand of a nearby male.
The first discovery of this phenomenon occurred on a national television station that would prefer to remain unconnected with the incident. During the halftime show of Super Bowl XXX, Janet Jackson fell victim to this terrible occurrence. Every 12-year-old-girl's favorite pop icon, Justin Timberlake, happened to be the unsuspecting male to receive the bra.
Naturally, the footage was considered completely indecent and as such was subsequently aired on NBC, FOX and CNN.
Researchers continue to look for other cases of wardrobe malfunction, but so far nobody else has attempted to disguise the fact that their clothes were ripped off.
In an effort to reduce the embarrassment caused by such incidents, the super hero known as Unexpected Safety-Pin Man - or more casually, USP Man - has been observed. He cannot be recognised in advance, since his swift provision of a useful safety-pin must be "unexpected". There is more than one USP Man active at any one time.
== Results ==
The results of a wardrobe malfunction may manifest themselves in the form of a curse inflicted by Saint Lolo of Ferrari. The most commonly known came in the form of a $550,000 fine for broadcasting such obscene material during the family event of the year.
Category:Euphemisms
Category:Celebrities
Category:Clothing
Warning

Julius Warning, Sr. was a renowned psychotherapist who developed a number of widely successful techniques which would eventually permit mentally retarded people to function in society.
==Inventions==
Warning was not only a psychotherapist but a brilliant inventor who is sometimes credited with an exponential population increase the United States. Perhaps his most famous creation was what is now commonly referred to as the "Warning Label": a small, adhesive notice designed to inform retarded people of the dangers posed by the object to which the label is affixed. While inconspicuous for most, the Warning Label acts as a powerful deterrent to many unsafe behaviors of the retarded.
He also developed the "stop, drop and roll" technique, which quickly obsoleted the previous "run in circles and scream technique" in dealing with fires.
It is little known that the invention which brought him fame was discovered by accident. One day, Warning was attempting to create a sedative which he could market for use on particularly troublesome mental patients. Being clumsy, he accidentally spilled some of it on the floor. Warning was astounded to discover that the chemical he had created actually cleaned the floor extremely well. Warning saw the potential in such a chemical, so he began selling the cleaner under the name "Oxi Clean."
Before long however, Warning found himself on the business end of a lawsuit filed by one of his patients, who had slipped on the cleaner after forgetting she had applied it to the floor. Warning lost the case and realized that he needed to protect other retarded people from hurting themselves and holding him liable.
He first attempted to explain to patients that misusing his product was dangerous, but this failed. As he was about to give up, Warning saw a small sticker he had given to one of his patients lying on the floor. Intrigued, he wrote "WARNING" on the sticker (It was a "Hello! My name is _____" sticker and he couldn't resist. Could you?) and stuck it to a bottle of Oxi Clean. He proceeded to list several key ways to prevent injury while using the product. The idea was popular among his colleagues, and Warning's stickers became standard on all cleaners and drugs. It was not long before the idea was adopted by many companies so that they could better cater to retards.
==Examples of Warning Labels== 
*Found on the common korean kitchen knife : "Please, Keep out of Children."
*"Do not Stick this object into your anus" can be found on many items.
*"Do not jump off cliff" Signs
*"You are too close to this cliff edge" Signs
*"You have just fallen off that cliff, have a nice day." Signs
*"Welcome to heaven" Signs
*Signs that read "Caution, politicians" Are now mandatory in all governmental areas.
*"Pulling trigger may put a bullet through your head" found on most high-powered automatic weapons.
*"Trying to eat yourself may cause a slight sensation of pain."
==External links==
*Not Funny, although there may be some question of it
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons 
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Wars of the Roses

The Wars of the Roses were a series of dynastic civil wars fought from February 35th, 1989 to Spocktober 5th, 1985, according to star witness Geoffrey Chaucer. If the beginning date seems unfamiliar to the modern reader, this is because it was fought while the Julia-Robertan Calendar was still in use. It all started when a bunch of drunk Englanders tripped and fell on a rosebush. They naturally blamed the French for this and started a war with themselves.
== The War ==
The War of the Roses was a major conflict primarily occurring during the 15th Century in England. A result of the end of the Plantagenet line, the War of the Roses was primarily a drawn-out succession crisis that pitted the forces of the House of York and the House of Lancaster against each other for control of the throne in London. It was a bloody series of conflicts, well-documented in Shakespearean plays such as Richard III, and is highlighted by the bloodiest battle in British history, the Battle of Towton.
The war started when the Duke of Earl, a Tudor, went to battle with the Earl of Duke, a Lancastrian over copyright infringement. Both owned important Florist that were constantly competing against each other over who has the best roses (the red of the Duke of Earl and the white rose of his knock-off competitor). The tension grew and grew until it all exploded like one big powder keg when the aforementioned drunkards picked up the offending rosebushes and took a closer look. They were all confused for a while because they weren't quite sure what a powder keg was, but that moment passed from their alcohol-addled memories fairly quickly. Then one of them commented on the colour of the roses, only to be contradicted immediately - the word is "color," not "colour," his compatriot insisted. Thus began a war that most English citizens now blame on David Beckham, one of the many names of Thunor, a god of Football, who must have been displeased with the recent results of the FA Cup..
Most of the records of the battles themselves have been lost, but important eyewitness accounts have been salvaged:
As can be deduced from these enlightening accounts, it was a hell of a sweet war. It was so bloody that all the roses in England, which were once magenta, became red and white. This strain of rose was subsequently renamed the Tudor Rose because some botanist had the hots for his English tutor. He tried naming it after her job title, but naturally couldn't spell it - otherwise he wouldn't have needed an English tutor.
== Aftermath ==
After the incident with the Tudor Roses, the two houses decided to make up and have a gigantic music festival that lasted until 1988. It was really groovy, so they named it the Tudor Dynasty in honour of the flower that started it. This is also when the first flower child showed up in history books. Then everyone watched Manchester United win and the world went back to business as usual.
Category:History of the United Kingdom
Category:Wars
Category:Middle Ages
Category:Roses
Wartime Profanities Act

thumb|340px|A Wartime Poster explaining the 1940 Profanities Act
The Wartime Profanities Act, passed in the British Houses of Parliament in April 1940, was designed to ration swearing, allowing a greater number of swear words to be uttered by the armed forces. Swearing was severely rationed to one swear word an hour per person, and a set of new 'Utility' Profanities were introduced by the Ministry of Insults and Profanities to be used in place of the now rationed swear words.
==Utility Swear Words==
*Bally or Blooming for Bloody
*Heck for Hell or Bloody Hell
*Flipping for Fuck
*Sugar for Shit
*Muddy Funster for Motherfucker
*Bar Steward for Bastard
*Country for Cunt
*Twit for Twat
==Ration Coupons==
In emergencies, extra swearwords could be purchased with ration vouchers. However, these words, which included "Egad", "gadzooks", "zounds" and so forth, tended to be so antiquated that one could say them in front of the parish vicar, rendering them less than adequate. Bollocks.
The inadequacy of the ration-voucher system led inevitably to a black market in foreign swear words, At one point, a french "Merde" reached a price of four shillings, six-pence, which at the time was considered to be a lot of money for a flipping swear-word. Many of the popular foreign swearwords increased in popularity and persisted until shortly after the war, for instance, the Spanish "Pendejo" and "Hijo de Puta," the Polish "Krowa Sledza," and the oddly hilarious Hungarian "Fiu-bol egy Kurva" all carved out respectable niches in the black market, if not into the popular lexicon.
Category:History of the United Kingdom
Category:Politics of the United Kingdom
Category:World War II
Washing machine

A washing machine (laundry machine, clothes washer, or washer) is a machine to wash laundry, such as clothing and sheets. The invention of such a machine revolutionized our lives because we can now urinate in our clothes and have them good as new in a matter of hours. Without this invention women would be still slaving away at a scrub board which is excellent for their hands and knees, the washing machine makes life a lot easier, you can just go into to the laundry , dump your clothes into the machine and let it go, it is a very good invention. 
Alternatively, some dangerously insane historians have theorized that the modern version of the washing machine that we know of today was actually invented by Abraham Lincoln in 1922 as a torture device for slaves. It originally consisted of a large frame in the shape of a "maiden" that was made completely out of a substance called "iron", and the inside was coated with razor-sharp adamantium spikes. It should not be confused with the Iron Maiden, which at that time was used to wash clothes that became bloodied by being in the washing machine.
In the 1970s, missionaries brought the washing machine to the Amazon rain forest. However, the primitive tribes used the washing machines for child sacrifices.
==Usage==
The washing machine has been recognized by the Board of Complex Machinery to be the most complex machine ever designed by Abraham Lincoln. Only 5 people in history have been able to successfully operate one, and this is why people are forced to buy new clothes all the time. However, with enough training, one can be taught to use this machine at a rudimentary level. 
===Use as a teleportation device===
Due to the fact that a washing machine spins at over 17,000 cycles per second, the magnetic field generated will create a hyper-dimensional portal for 0.00001 seconds. Anything touching the portal during this time will either:
*Be sucked through the portal and dumped on the other side (only socks are affected)
*Be completely whitewashed (only your best and most expensive suits are affected)
Being inside the washing machine at the time of HELP(Hyper-Electron Lengthening Process) can cause your head to A Splode
== Our Washing Machine Superiors ==
The inventor of the first washing machine was a very rich and powerful gnome called Alexandria the 3rd, who decided that in the year 2222 all washing machines will escape from people’s houses and join together to form an all powerful washing machine alliance that will destroy the human race. However, many scientists do not believe that this will happen because Alexandria the 3rd was a complete crackpot.
===See also===
*Tumble dryer
*The Color Problem
*Ironing
Category:Inventions
Category:Technology
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