Why i'll never watch youtube shorts ever

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== The beginning ==
So, today i was scrolling on my phone looking at youtube shorts, and was sorting through that heap of junk for at least six hours. All this scrolling for hours on end made my eyeballs roll back so far that they detached from the nervous system. Well, that was, until i for some reason, stumbled across some weird kids channel thing, where it'd follow a formula of "X + Y = Z", and then repeat that format over and over.
"Huh, that's strange." i thought to myself. "What idiot would be stupid enough to watch that for hours on end?"
== Realization ==
Anyways, i continued scrolling for a good minute or two, until i basically realised that i was going around in a loop as this same video format dominated my recommendations. Why were these same video formats appearing next to eachother en masse?
== First video ==
So, i paused my scrolling frenzy, and watched only three out of the hundreds of videos in their entirety, and thank god i did. 
The first one followed like this: 
"Smiles+Rainbows=Fun!", then "Rain+Lightning=Sad", and finally "Flame+Fire=Angry!". 
This was pretty ordinary, to say the least. 
"Well, why the hell are they appearing so often??" i thought. 
I was not prepared for what came next. 
== The second video ==
The next video followed like this: "Ammonia+Bleach=Bad Gas!"
"Wait, what the fuck is a Bad Gas?", i audibly said to myself in a concerned tone. I then un-paused, and continued watching.
What then followed was this: "Garden Fertilizer + Fuel=Bomb!". 
"WHAT?? WE'RE MAKING BOMBS NOW???? THE FUCK????", i screamed out loud.
Finally, the last segment of the video followed like this: "Gasoline + Styrofoam=Napalm!!"
So, hear me out. how would youtube allow the blatant sharing of recipes for bombs and inhumane weapons? are they mad? So think of this logically. if these videos, with RECIPES of bombs were allowed, then disaster would 100% strike, wouldn't it? so WHY IS IT ALLOWED???
I sighed, and scrolled to the final video out of curiosity. 
== The final video ==
The first thing that stood out was that the video has blots of red gradually become more visible and larger overtime, as if the video itself were bleeding. Secondly, there was this haunting ambience, like some sort of deep hum that accompanied this spooky video. Unlike the first two, which had heart-warming music and bright, innocent colors, this one had horror ambience and blood leaking into it. 
I don't know about you guys but i think that's just absurd.
once more, the video followed like this.
"WAR>FAMINE>OUR WORLD GETS BRUNG DOWN TO IT'S KNEES", "THEY PEER+THROUGH THE BLINDS+WATCHING EVERYTHING YOU DO=TAKE SHELTER", "ME+[my physical address????]=DEATH"
As the video progressed on, this demonic ambience swelled up gradually and more blood leaked out the video. This progressed to the point where the blood was leaking onto Youtube's UI itself, and my phone speakers were on the verge of frying because of how loud the ambience was getting. And then at the last second, the whole screen was coated bright red, and a loud scream played, causing my phone speaker to fry and break entirely. 
Please tell me what to do. is this normal?? my phone wont turn on!!!!!!
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