The Lost 1937 Mickey Mouse Cartoon 3: The Final Chapter

Well.... 
this is fucking it.... 
I am back, and well.... 
guess it's what they say... 
some stories end as a trilogy... 
you though it was over when I burned that damn footage, I watched... 
I did too, but... 
now... 
things are real fucking shit... 
right now, in this moment... 
I have a sawed-off shotgun... 
I am in a bunk, in hidden location... 
all I have under here... is a late 90's to early 2000's CRT... 
a Dreamcast with physical copies of Sonic Adventure 1, Sonic Adventure 2, and Crazy Taxi.... 
and a bullet proof vest... 
I also have a fridge full of TV Dinners, and a Microwave... 
and all I have besides the Dreamcast and this computer with some Wi-fi of course... 
I made sure I had a VPN on as well... 
you must be wondering... 
"Dude... why the fuck are you hiding in a "secret bunker" with internet connection somehow" and that I say, 
fuck you, because what I am going to say now is crazy... 
you know the lost 1937 Mickey Mouse cartoon shit I watched: last time... 
yea... 
yea some fucker was tracking me down apparently... 
dressed in a "Make-shift Oswald costume"... 
and the fucker has literal military grade weapons... 
like he has fucking grenades, C-4's ... 
bro came to my house and tried to take me down.... 
it all started one night... 
I was going to bed... 
it was like... 
a few months ago, I think... 
when I watched that stupid tape...when then I heard... 
something at the Neighbours house.... 
glass break... 
I went to my window to go check, grabbing a phone to call 911 assuming it was a robbery... 
next thing I know I hear screaming, and gunshots... 
which scared the shit out me as I ducked; to hide... 
I dropped my phone which caused me to lose it somehow, as I mumbled "fuck" underneath my breath...but then I heard... 
an explosive? "BOOM" next thing I know I see fucking fire blazing... 
everyone outside waking up and looking out to see my Neighbour's fucking house was one fire... I looked over; just see this shit... 
and then next thing I know, I hear someone break into my door... 
scared as shit I jumped down from my window... 
of course I did hurt myself doing this shit; but nothing too bad... 
so, I tried my best to run towards the front of my house only to see a glimpse of that Oswald fucker I was talking about...
bro turned hearing me step on a fallen branch outside and then aims a FUCKING AK-47 AT ME and started guns blazing... 
as I toss myself into the ground to dodge the oncoming fire of bullets... 
I hear him call out for me "COME OUT HERE YOU CUNT", as now all I could think of is that I'd had to escaped....
so, I push myself up and begin to stumbly run off, as I refuse to look back knowing the bitch was going to prepare to follow... 
I see police go by, as I turn my head...
only to see a FUCKING GERNADE BE THROWN TOWARDS THEM AND THEN THEY WOULD FUCKING ALL EXPLODE... 
my eyes widen as then I see the shadow shape of this fuck, prepare to reload his AK-47... 
I ran... 
as fast as my injured leg could take me... 
I ran, and I ran... 
and then... 
after few days, and months of preparing while taking cover... 
it led to where I am today... 
now... 
I am prepared...
I know one day he will find me, and if he does... 
I don't know what will happen... 
so... 
I am telling story as a final goodbye... 
my fate will be left unknown.... 
so, I guess... 
this is The End of this fucking story.... 
I hope that I don't get killed, by a terrorist over fucking shitty ass lame edgy waste of time; cartoon...
- Jimmy G. Assburger
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