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It was the summer I turned 16. My mom and sister had left on vacation, and I was left to watch the house. I was doing routine cleaning and digging inside the couch for spare change, trash, and the sorts, when I came across something I had never seen before. A dingy looking VHS tape was down in the couch- in a place I knew I checked every week- with one word written on it in big, crude, block letters- "BIBLEMAN."
I laughed- my sister was probably just pulling a prank. She knew I hated Bibleman- it was a show we had to watch in Sunday School every week, even if it was stupid. I flipped the tape over, only to be greeted with more words- "EPISODE 33 - BIBLEMAN IN HELL"
I laughed again. This was so clearly fake- Bibleman only had 32 episodes in the original canon, and thank that nonexistent God that I didn't have to watch the animation. Even so, it made me feel really uncomfortable. I thought about it and decided what the hell, I'd watch it.
I slowly popped the VHS into the player.. And waited. At first, it seemed like nothing was on the VHS, but as I went to take it out, the Bibleman intro started playing. I laughed, again, though this time because I was... uncomfortable. Everything seemed normal. At first it was just the episode I immediately recognised as "Defeating The Shadow Of Doubt." Around 9 or 10 minutes in, when Bibleman and Carol are supposed to be having a friendly and encouraging conversation, Bibleman instead turns to Carol and says slowly, "You cannot repent, Carol. You cannot ever say sorry to your holy father. Carol, you are in Hell."
After that Carol screamed and so did I. I wanted to get up. I wanted to take out the tape. But I couldn't. Bibleman had me trapped and I wasn't going anywhere until he sent me to Hell. I realised that this tape would be my one way ticket, and I couldn't get out. After the video ended, I got a call from my mother.
She said "My baby, Bibleman is coming.. Why..why would y-" and then she screamed and ended the call.
"Mom.." I whispered, "I'm sorry."
And the door burst down
And now bibleman is here
And now I'm in hell.
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Trollpasta
BABBY SITTING

one day geno was baby sitting for a girl named Banana. She was 4. Anyways, the toilet was clogged, and boy did he have to pee! but if he went in the bathroom, the smell made him knock over, putting more pressure on his bladder. 
"yo geno why u holdin your pwivate pawts?" banana asked
"no reason" he said as a bit of pee dribbed out of him on the floor when he released his crotch.
he ran all over the house, pee dribbling ehind him, blushing. When he passed Banana's room, and her door was open. He did a double take then moonwalked over to the door and walked in. There, standing out with all the pink shit, was a pearly white ducky potty. 
"should I?" he asked himself.
"when you gotta go, you gotta go," he told himself as he sat on it.
Suddenly the door to the house opened. Since this was Geno's first time baby sitting, he asked help from Mario and Mallow.
"GEEEENO!!!! WE'RE HEEERE!" they shouted. 
When they didn't hear an immediate response, they looked all over the house. 
Then they looke in Banana's room.
"WTF ARE YOU DOING?" they shouted at him.
"i had to pee, and the toilet's clogged," he blushed.
He got up, the urine was scarily near the top. 
AND IT FUCKING SPILLED OVER.
"oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit!" he panicked, causing some more pee to escape from him. Mario and Mallow giggled.
"IT ISNT FUNNY!!!!" he shrieked. This caused Banana to run up the stairs to her room.
When she arrived in her room, the smell of urine hit her nose like a brick.
"OOH!!!!! you made tinkles! im gonna tell mommy when she gets home!" and she ran off.
"shit."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Mario
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Shortpasta
BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION

I was a fan of the Backyard Sports series when I was little, and I continue to have fond memories of it. EVERYONE knew about that game when I was little, especially the celebrity athletes and PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS! However, one day had history repeat itself, and I vowed myself to never touch a children's baseball game ever again.
I was sitting in my home, playing Far Cry 4 (I liked how you could explore the towns in it), until I saw in my peripheral vision the mailman delivering the mail. I paused the game, walked on over to my doorstep, and found a big brown box. Unwrapping the box like a madman, I found a computer game box and a note.
The note read,
Well, that was certainly weird. Alfred was my BFF, but I hadn't seen him in years. It was very refreshing to see anything from him, let alone his insight.
Looking at the box, it was titled BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION. It featured a pitching mound, but instead of a friendly baseball game, I saw a total massacre. PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS was featured in the center of the box, staring at me with hyper-realistic black sclera and red dots for eyes, with hyper-realistic blood bleeding from his hyper-realistic eyes. His weapon was a combination of a baseball bat and a chainsaw, with metal teeth jutting out on the sweet spot of the bat, dull as a dodo, revving up, hungry for human flesh. Mark McGwire's severed head was on PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS' baseball mitt (which also was hyper-realistic), and Kenny Kawaguchi's photo-realistic gallbladder was right on the chainsaw/bat teeth. In the stands were mounds of dead people, where their intestines served as the guardrails and they were eating hot dogs out of their severed limbs.
PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS was a monster: a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monster... and all of his victims, including Mark McGwire, Kenny Kawaguchi, the children in the stands, and possibly Alfred were just his little toys, and the game was the very gateway into his chaotic, nightmarish world and the very Hell his victims were trapped in.
That's when I realized: that this situation was the making of a heavily cliched, uninspired Creepypasta trying too hard to shock its readers with mindless gore and random 666 references.
Heeding my friend Alfred's advice, I ripped the box with my bare hands, cut it with scissors, took out the game disc, which featured BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION written crudely in black Sharpie on a blank disc (very original, I know), microwaved the disc for 2 minutes, smashed the disc with a hammer, and threw the remains into the garbage can.
I sat down peacefully playing Far Cry 4, never having to worry about some tomfoolery about PABLO FREAKIN' SANCHEZ, DESTROYER OF WORLDS plushies, computer viruses, or getting killed by some cartoon character. What kind of an idiot would play a game as suspicious as BACKYARD BASEBALL.EXE: 666 EDITION?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:File Extensions
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.
BAD GUYS UNDERWATER

ONE DAY THERE WAS A COUPLE OF SCUBA DIVERS WHO SAW A SIGN THAT SAID "NO SCUBA DIVING" AND THEY HAD SUCH POOR PARENTAGE THAT THEY DIDNT EVEN LOOK AT IT. JUST WHEN THEY WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME SCUBA DIVING THEY FOUND THE SECRET PLACE THAT MAKES ALL OF THE BAD GUYS. WHEN THEY SAW THE BAD GUYS COMING OUT OF IT AND LOOKING AROUND THEY GOT SO AFRAID THAT THEY NEVER SCUBA DIVED AGAIN. HOWEVER YEARS LATER SOME OF THE BAD GUYS FOUND THEM AND BROKE SOME OF THEIR THINGS.
Category:Ghastly Macaroni
Category:Shortpasta
BAK TO DA FUTUR LOST SCENE

SO I SAW A MISSING SECE FROM BAK TO DA FUTUR. MARTY GOES TO DOCS HOUS AND STEALS DA DELOREN. THEN HE BRINGS BAK DA FOUR BLAKADERS AND THEN MARTY GOES 666 SATRAN! THE IMAG IS HER- -> 
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Shortpasta
BAMBI TRUTH

When I was a young boy. I used to watch a movie named Bambi. It was about a deer who's mother died. He had friends named thumper, flower, and that one owl you don't know his name. Now that i'm a grown woman, I went out to the movie store to buy Bambi. They only had one copy left. But I think its a bootleg because the case says "Badass bambi"
I brought the movie then went home. . . Thats when the shit dropped. When i put in the disk and turned on the movie, there was bambi. He was killing his friends and eating their guts with heavy rock music playing. This really rustled my jimmies. I turned off the movie and hid behind the chair. A few minutes later i wanted to see if the movie was going to do the same thing again, So I turned on the movie and it started like normal. A few minutes in the movie is when it started being weird again. 
This was the part where bambi meets his friends and says "BURD" But in this verson, Thumper said something very shocking for a childs film. "Yo bambi! Who the hell is this mother fucker?" Then bambi said "Its what your mother ate last night" I tried turning off the movie, but nothing would work. I even unplugged the TV.
After that moment, the screen cut to black for a few minutes. I thought it was finally over. Intill it started at the place where bambi's mother dies. The convosation went like this.
Bambi: Where are we going mother?
Mom: We're going to the field!
Bambi: But mother! The hunters are-
Mom: Shut it young one... thats what disney wants you to think.
This had to be some sick joke. When bambi's mom died, A WW2 flash back played. and bambi's face slowly got zoomed in on. when all you could see was bambi's mouth, bambi said something pretty weird.
"Patrix is coming for you, Jack"
Who the hell is patrix and how does he know my name?
Now 4 days after i sold that movie. This deformed pink guy started to follow me where ever i go. I don't know if this is Patrix, but all i can say is this. DO NOT BUY RANDOM MOVIES FROM LOW RATED VIDEO SHOPS THAT NO ONE WORKS IN!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
BASED ON A TRUE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!

'twas a Wednesday afternoon when this strange occurrence took place, and a very hyperrealisticly normal Wednesday at that. I had just gotten back from my prostituting business, i didn't like dicks in my ass but someone had to do it, i got a call from my grandma asking me to pick up a few things her... well actually... only one thing...
"Can u pick up the master wand from dumblewhore for me deary?"...
"Alright, cool lol sure" i said in reply, it was on my way home anyway...
after i bought the wand from dumbo the flying house elf or some shit for a piece of pocket lint and a used condom... a little bit over priced in my opinion but anyways i started driving to my grandmas house.
when i arrived the door was locked, which was weird since my grandma doesn't have a door but anyways i asked politely and the door opened. when i got in my grandma was sitting on the couch with a knife in her hand and a dead cat with a slit throat beside her... I WAS SHOCKED! i didn't know what to say... but i gave her a piece of my mind alright...
"Grandma your supposed to sit on the chair not the couch silly"
"f u bitch" said grandma... (she always knew how to cheer someone up)
anyways i went to change my grandmas nasty ass diper when i realized something... this isn't mah grandma... IT WAS VOLDAGRANNY!
I sprang too my feet preparing for the duel that was about the take place... i pulled out my want ready to deflect any attack volda granny sent at me... she sent the spell "BITCHATISER"... being a prostitute i knew how to avoid this one... i pulled down my pants and let it penetrate me butt... the only way to fight gay is with gay obviously.
i was still in shock from the painful penetration but i cast the only spell i thought of at the time... "FETUS DELETUS"
VOLDAGRANNY INSTANTLY DIED... everyone knows voldagranny is a fetus its first grade math... this is my story... i have delayed voldagranny but i haven't stopped her... she will try to kill u... just make sure... just make sure... just make sure... to floss ur teeth
THE END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
BATMAN RUNS OUT OF SHARK REPELLANT

SO BATMAN WAS ON A LADDER WHEN A SHARK BIT HIS LEG! HE TRIED TO REACH FOR THE SHARK REPELLANT BUT FOUND OUT THERE WAS NONE!
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Animulz
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Shortpasta
BAZINGA

"I've never been a fan of Internet Explorer" Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline. "Why not? Don't you like the internet?" The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Sheldon prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation as he readies himself for what is about to happen. "I just prefer Firefox because, like the fox, I am cunning and nimble." The crowd suddenly surges forward as the words escape Sheldon's mouth. They are so powerful, they almost shake the very foundations of the CBS studios. He watches as, in what he perceives as slow motion, the crowd moves toward his fragile body. He has been preparing for this moment his whole life. This is his moment. This is his Emmy. This is his Golden Globe. This is even his Oscar. The crowd converges around him so quickly they ignore the trampled cries of Leonard and Penny, who now lie shaking on the floor, their bones crushed by the sheer mass of the crowd. Sheldon stares back at the eyes around him. What he sees are no longer people. What he sees is the human psyche stripped down to its core. Their lives, what they were before this moment has been forgotten. Ravenous. Hungry. They want one thing from him. Sheldon closes his eyes, clears his mind and relaxes his body. What happens next depends completely on the next few seconds. The time between this and what he mutters next feels like an eternity. Slowly, he opens his eyes. He looks at Leonard, then at Penny, both lying lifeless on the floor. Without a second thought, he says with resounding conviction... "BAZINGA" In a split second, the crowd pounces on his ready and waiting body. Man, woman, child all at once. Sheldon cries out in complete ecstasy as they consume his flesh. He stops suddenly, as he drifts into eternal slumber. Peace at last.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
BCP: Tom the Intern Gaiden: Non-Canonical Side Story: Tom the Intern vs Jeff the Killer

It was the dead of night. I was sleeping in my bed... Or rather, trying to. For whatever reason, I couldn't get myself to drift off, no matter what I tried. I was in my most comfortable pajamas, wrapped in my coziest blanket, and I drank nearly a half gallon of warm milk... But nothing worked. I stared at the ceiling, trying to will myself into being tired, until something caught my attention. My window had begun to creak open, and someone was coming in. I could hardly make out much detail, but I could see his white jacket, plain as day. He slowly approached me.
"Aw... What's wrong, having a little trouble going to dream land?" He cocked his head, and pulled a knife out of his pocket that had begun to rust. "Just go to sleep..."
"Ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word." A voice from elsewhere in my room called out. He turned on a lamp that wasn't there to begin with, revealing his face. He and the intruder were both pale, both had black hair, but the hooded boy had no eyelids, and a smile carved into his face.
"Who the hell are you?" The boy cocked an eyebrow.
"The name's Thomas. Thomas Intern." He stood, and materialized a chainsaw from seemingly nowhere. "And I know who you are... I've been waiting for you, Jeff."
"Wait, where'd that–" Before he could finish his sentence, Tom had charged at him with the revved chainsaw, narrowly missing him. "Oh Christ!"
"Stand still, Jefe!" Tom laughed as he continued to swing it at him.
Jeff kept dodging, and despite his unnatural grin, he looked perturbed. "I think jefe means..." His voice cracked as the chainsaw nearly dug into him, cutting a huge chunk out of his hair. "Boss!"
"Don't care, didn't ask, plus ratio." Tom swung his leg out, and slammed it into Jeff's stomach. The wind was knocked out of him, and he crumpled to the floor.
"H-How..." Jeff was interrupted by a torrent of bile from his mouth. Tom kicked him in the stomach again, and again. He only stopped after Jeff stabbed him in the leg.
Tom looked at the knife, and then pulled it out. "Just a flesh wound." He lifted his other foot, and began to stomp on Jeff's head. He stomped again, and again, and didn't let up. Even as he stopped twitching, Tom kept stomping, until where the was once a head, there was just a bloody mess.
"There we go..." He pulled out a list from thin air, and crossed off a name. 'Jeff the Killer.' There were other names, too. Jane the Killer, Silent Sonya, Charlie the Killer (fat whore), Tikki Tobi, the list went on. He then turned to me. "Hey, you should subscribe to MichaelLeroi on YouTube."
"W-What?" I stammered out, my heart beating fast, my face contorted in horror.
"Y'know, Bad Creepypasta. Good channel." He climbed out of the window, and despite my room being on the third floor, he just walked on thin air. I'll always remember that night. The night I met... Tom the Intern.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
BEACH BOIS HIDDEN ALBUM; FROWN

Oky, so you're not going to believe this; but there's a album by the EACH BOYS called frown, which is a sequel to smile. unlike smile, only brin wilson knows about this album, because everyone else in the beach bois had ther brains wiped.
the album was leaked on some ukranian website a year ago, and it popularity tok off. the album's cover (whih was leked on the ukran wepsite) shows the beach boys in one of ther publicity photos ,but it is different. first off, all da membvers has red eyes, and seem to be froewning. above one of the members is the title; "THE BEACH BOYS FROWN" in blue arial font.
the first song on the album is called "our satan" and it starts with brian wilso n saying a satan him! then someone stats showing a guitar up carl's butT! then we hear kurt cobin on the toulet and then a gunshot! then forendik laughs and then the song engs. the second song is called "eeg" and it's reversed gee!
the third one is called "summon" and it starts with some playing a pino with hIS DIK. THEN DEMMY STARTS SINGING WU TAN CLAN AIN NOTHIN TO FUK WIT. BRIAN WILSON STARTS TRANGULATIN PINKY PY! THEN RANBO DOSH CUMS BACK FROM THE DEAD AND STARTS KIKING CARL IN DA BALS. MIKE THEN SETS FIR ON RANBOW DOSH, AND SHE DIES.
DA FORUTH WAN IS CALED FUK U AND IT STARTS OFF WITH EVIL PATRIXX SAYING FUCK YOU AND THEN IT CUTS TO AL MAKING OUT WITH MIKE LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVE. THEN RINGO STAR CUMS IN AND STARTS PLAYING THE DURMS AND PAUL MIKKARTNEY PLAYS BAS AND AL PLAYS TRUMPET AND ELVIS PLAYS GUITAR AND ELVIS SAYS "FUK U" THROUG HTHE ENITRE SONG!!
THE FIFTH ONE IS CALLED BROS BEFORE HOS AND IT'S LIKE IF LMFAO DID A SONG ON BROS BEFOR HOES.
DA SIXF OAN IS CALLED HAPPY CRAPPY AND IT HAS AL TAKING A PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP!!
THE LAST ONE IS CALLED PATRIXXORAMA AND PATRIXXX SAYS "IM GONA KILL YOU" AND NOW HE'S IN HERE IUO YIKUIJ9PHPIJ SG UIOJAUIOJJFADJ OUADEGIJUO WHTJUIAG RIAOKIJMHSdead
ADON: THERE'S ONE MORE TRACK, CALLED BITCHES AND HOS. IMAGINE A RAP VERSION OF HEROES OF VERILANS. JUSTY TRY TO
ADON TOO: IF U FLIP TEH DISCK OVUR AND PUT UR DIK IN IT WILE PLEYNG IT DERZ AN EKSTA SON; IS ACCULY R FEEM SONG SUNG BAH KAMILLYUNARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111elevenelevenonehundredandeleven
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Music
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Hall of Fame
BEHAVE AS PEOPLES

i once saw a spooky ghost in my front lawn and nearly died! here is the story!
it was a dark and stormy night, and i reccently got back from my job at starbucks. i always like stealing their bags of coffee grounds, despite the fact that i hate their coffee. it was just my way of saying fuck em. but i digest.
when i turned on the telly, i heard a spooky noise from my window! thinking of it strange, i peered out and saw a spooky phantasm making spooky noises and knocking over my lawn gnomes! i locked the front door and called the police but the ghost was on the other line and said that i was next to be knocked over, if you catch my tokyo drift. suddenly the ghost broke down my door and started chasing me!
i ran to my room and locked my door behind me, as i was super scared. then i realized that the ghost was in my room the entire time! with nowhere to run, the ghost finally caught me and whispered horrible, disgusting things into my ear, like how one time it ate the skin of children and how it also keyed my car on the way here.
just then, i remembered i was the one writing the story at 1:30 in the morning so i took the ghost out of the story before it could do any more harm, as well as deciding to return the starbucks coffee grounds the next morning.
and here we be. the lesson here is to not steal coffee, less you want spooky ghosts to come and scare the mediocre out of you!!!
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta