United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers

The United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers, also known as the Seattle Garages Mascot Collective, is a union representing the Seattle Garages mascots that appear during home games at the Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility. Following negotiations between players and Garages management, it is also the official mascot for the Seattle Garages.
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==History==
Following the complete rejection by Garages fans of their initial mascot, Jerry the Car, Garages management turned to its active playing roster to come up with a new mascot that would better reflect the city, the team, and their fans. Every single player in the team having pitched their own mascot, the situation quickly reached a deadlock, which was devastating for the team's morale and ability to train. With days left until the start of the regular season, an agreement was reached, letting all 13 mascots represent the Garages during home games. Following the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, mascots, players, and management agreed to a more formal process of representation, which would allow new player Derrick Krueger to pitch his mascot and have it be part of the collective. The United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers were founded, and declared the official mascot of the Seattle Garages, at the start of .
==Active Members==
Mascot 	Submitter 	Description
Fanny Flannel 	Arturo Huerta 	A cut-up flannel jacket now used as a general purpose washcloth, with googly eyes.
Freezy 	Malik Destiny 	A secondary freezer with googly eyes.
Leif 	Mike Townsend 	A loaf of bread with googly eyes. Mike also submitted marketing materials and designs to rebrand the Garages as the Seattle Bread; the attempt failed, but the mascot was allowed to remain. For this reason, Leif was generally treated as lesser by the other mascots. Following Mike's career-defining performance in Season 6 and his heroic effort in the resurrection of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, Leif has received positive reevaluations in the Collective, especially since it's "not the kind with seeds and stuff."
Tammy Truck 	Theodore Duende 	A skateboard truck with googly eyes.
Terry Tire 	Oliver Mueller 	A pile of old tires with googly eyes.
Flailin' Freddy Four-Eyes 	Oliver Notarobot 	A googly eyed windup robot toy in the style of midcentury American sci fi, with googly eyes stuck to the back of the head.
Wally Walsh the Washer/Dryer Combo 	Lang Richardson 	A washer/dryer combo unit with googly eyes.
Wanda 	Summers Pony 	A toy magical girl wand, with googly eyes.
Frank the Big Peanut 	Oliver Loofah 	A giant broken peanut shell, with googly eyes.
Bart the Blahaj 	Brisket Friendo 	A blahaj with googly eyes.
Emblem Warhorse 	Emblem Warhorse 	A 3d printed version of the emblem, with a googly eye over the chess knight’s eye.
Charlie D 	Nolanestophia Patterson	A CD with the entirety of The Sunset Tree by The Mountain Goats (and googly eyes) on it.
Theresa Thrice-Cursed 	Mcdowell Karim 	An old coffee mug, with the FWXBC logo and googly eyes.
Jeff the Photo of Jeff the Salmon 	Lenjamin Zhuge 	Lenji wanted to bring a salmon in as their mascot but couldn’t find a way to safely transport it, so they instead slapped a pair of googly eyes on a very blurry polaroid picture of the salmon.
Wavery Avery 	Alaynabella Hollywood 	An inflatable tube man with googly eyes.
Perry 	Wyatt Mason X 	A 1 foot tall letter W with googly eyes.
Igneous Iggy & Friends & Acquaintances & Enemy	Penelope Mathews 	A large and ever expanding pile of stones, each with their own story and pair of googly eyes.
T.E.S.S. 	Durham Spaceman 	Some sort of bizarre and incomprehensible tesseract which is impossibly bright, with googly eyes.
Andrew, the Empty Mlonster Energy Drink Can 	Betsy Trombone 	A can which Betsy found on the floor of their room five minutes before the mascot meeting, with googly eyes. Initially the mascot’s name was far more vulgar (owing to Betsy’s coming up with it on the spot), which went over well until it was pointed out by a committee member that “There are gonna be kids at the games, man, we can’t call it that”. Since becoming a Friend of Crows, Betsy has attempted to replace their mascot with one of their crows (affectionately named Betsy Jr.), but as of yet they’ve been unable to keep the bird from shaking off the googly eyes for long enough to make it through the meeting.
Bartholomew the Guide to Out Efficiency 	Ortiz Morse 	A hardcover research paper designed to teach new pitchers how to maximize their Out Efficiency, and new batters how to minimize the Out Efficiency of the opposing pitcher. Both the front and back covers are entirely obscured by googly eyes.
Wally Wrench 	Magi Ruiz 	A large wrench with googly eyes so it looks like a face.
Ferrum Lithocarpus 	Fitzgerald Wanderlust 	An odd metal tree, with googly eyes.
Apian Albert 	Kathy Mathews 	An artificial bee hive, with googly eyes above the entrances.
Mr. Bubbles 	Michelle Sportsman 	A Scuba mask with googly eyes on the outside, she submitted it after she heard Lenji talking about how they wished they could submit a second mascot.
Tristian Discord, the 3D Printer 	Conrad Twelve 	A 3D printer that can only print googly eyes.
Tracker the Treadmill 	Dickerson Morse 	A well worn treadmill, with googly eyes over the buttons.
Lennifer Lasershow 	Torus McGhee 	An automated laser show that runs while the garages play. With googly eyes.
Cycling Carmen 	Axel Cardenas 	A motorcycle, with googly eyes on the front.
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Paper Parra 	Parker Parra 	A paper crane, with googly eyes.
Barker MacMillan 	Parker MacMillan 	Parker's fursona Barker. Despite Parker claiming the eyes were "already googly enough", a set of googly eyes were given to him to use while acting as an official mascot.
Aurora Borealis 	Abner Pothos 	A snowball that is enchanted to permanently burn with a cold blue flame, chilling itself and its surroundings. It was created by Pothos and the Antarctic Fireballs, during the brief time the Garages and the Fireballs were in the hall together. The googly eyes quickly frosted over, and removing the frost has proven extremely difficult. Pothos insists this is a temporary mascot, and will be replaced by Aurora Australis once she is unoccupied enough to attend a mascot meeting, but some team members[Who?] believe this is just an excuse for Pothos to attend more meetings.
Marzipan the Marionberry 	Marion Shriffle 	A marionberry bush, with googly eyes carefully placed on every single berry.
Barry the Big Balloon Collection 	The Big Garage 	The Big Garage cannot officially show up to a mascot meeting and submit them, but every balloon The Big Garage inflates has googly eyes and they are inflated to celebrate the Garages doing well, so they are counted as a mascot by the team.
==Semi-Active Members==
Mascot 	Submitter 	Description
Spencer the Semi-Sentient Superchunk Tour Poster 	Greer Gwiffin 	A Superchunk poster from their 2001 tour, with googly eyes.
Connie the Cone 	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	A traffic cone with googly eyes.
Annie Amp 	Avila Guzman 	A Vox AC30 Amp with googly eyes.
Pec the Pecs 	Henry Marshallow 	Henry's pectoral muscles, on which he has stuck googly eyes.
Hubcap Hank 	Cedric Spliff 	A stolen hubcap from a 1970 Volvo P1800 with googly eyes.
Pike Gumson 	Farrell Seagull 	A stick of bubblegum with googly eyes. Farell wishes she could change it, but Malik Destiny and Lori Boston won't let her.
Apollo 	Howell Franklin 	An out of date model solar system, hanging from the roof of the big garage. Each planet has googly eyes.
Courtney the Catfish 	Quack Enjoyable 	A catfish (costume not actual fish) with googly eyes.
Larry Labrys 	Paula Mason 	A labrys, lodged in a table, with googly eyes.
Lightning Leo 	Paula Turnip 	A lightning rod, installed next to her greenhouse. The googly eyes are made of metal, so they aren’t damaged by lightning strikes.
Flowerful Fred 	Lotus Mango 	A large flower pot with googly eyes.
Pinball Parker 	Hiroto Wilcox 	A custom made pinball machine, with googly eyes on every bumper.
Armory the Avian Mint 	Aldon Cashmoney IV 	A collection of bird themed coins, with googly eyes.
Maddie 	Mindy Kugel 	A 3D diagram of the immaterial plane’s various weather phenomena, of the sort one might find in a science centre. Each weather has an associated character with googly eyes, who explains how the weathers function. The diagram is kept up to date by stadium volunteers as more is discovered about immaterial weather patterns.
Stamp the Lava Lamp 	Chorby Short 	A green lava lamp with googly eyes.
Dad’s burger for special blaseball players who did a great job today!	Terrell Bradley 	A burger on the menu at Dad's Grill with edible googly eyes on top of the bun.
Sunny the Solar Panel 	Fairwood Patchwork 	A Solar Panel with googly eyes, to help power the other electronic mascots.
Mossbound Vivian 	Liquid Friend VI 	A small pond, with googly eyes on a central mossy stone. To avoid negative impacts on the stadium’s wildlife, substitute ponds will be used when playing in other stadiums.
Anthony the Plasmarang 	Uncle Plasma VI 	A boomerang with googly eyes at one end.
Anthony the Plasmarang -1 	Uncle Plasma II 	A boomerang with googly eyes at the other end.
Mark 	Castillo Turner 	A shovel, with googly eyes on the handle.
Dotty 	Lori Boston 	The only known mascot without googly eyes (though it could be argued that the fursuit's eyes look pretty googly), Lori Boston dresses as her Fursona and acts as a general team mascot since her resignation from active play.
==Retired Members==
Mascot 	Submitter 	Description
Arthur 	Bennett Browning	An artificial Christmas tree with googly eyes.
Casey Cat Tree 	Derrick Krueger 	A heavily clawed-upon cat tree with googly eyes.
Tiana Cash 	Tiana Cash 	Tiana Cash submitted herself as her own mascot, and stuck googly eyes to her face during other players' at-bats.
Wally Workbench 	Shaquille Torres	A workbench with googly eyes.
Carrie T 	Ron Monstera 	A broken down CRT television with googly eyes.
Rolly Rower 	Luis Acevedo 	An old rowing machine covered in dust, with googly eyes.
Seamus the Box of Small Press Comics	Allison Abbott 	A short box of limited run small press comics with googly eyes.
Mx Mug 	Sparks Beans 	A coffee mug that they painted at a pottery painting place, with googly eyes.
Hard Rock Henry 	Carmelo Plums 	A nice pair of sunglasses, with googly eyes on the inside of the lenses.
Whatever, just take this 	York Silk 	York Silk submitted signed memorabilia, an old uniform, and a replica vibe check. Googly eyes were later placed on the items.
Io Underhill 	Nagomi Mcdaniel 	Nagomi Mcdaniel was only in Seattle for the duration of a single layover, but when the band gave her an instrument in the airport she gave the band an IOU for 1 hell puppy in return. The team stuck googly eyes to the IOU and use that as her official mascot.
Pete the Party Shark 	Chorby Soul 	A shark wearing a party hat and playing the guitar, with googly eyes.
Orangey the Not-blue Juice 	Goodwin Morin 	A case of orange juice she found when she first arrived in our Seattle.
Patrick Mercy 	Pitching Machine	A parking meter, still attached to the concrete it was pulled out of. Googly eyes are placed to prevent anyone from being able to insert money.
The Unnamed Ancient Sarcophagus 	Tot Clark 	An unnamed ancient sarcophagus with googly eyes.
Sol the Sun Lamp 	Lenny Marijuana 	A sun lamp with googly eyes, that he keeps with him while he’s in the shadows.
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