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The Legend of Finger Guy

I live in a small town in north west Montana. There's a frightening legend that circulates every summer. There are some old, dusty woods on the east edge of town. No one lives over there. No roads go through the woods, and it's known that even early settlers avoided the area. Even animals refuse to live there. During summer months, people warn their friends and family not to camp or traverse that area. Most refuse to say why. They're afraid to even speak the creature's name. Only on bright, sunny days when the people are safe in their homes will they speak of... Finger Guy.
Finger Guy lives deep in these woods and viciously attacks anyone who dares to enter them. Finger Guy is a tall, dirty looking humanoid, though few people believe that he's actually a human being. He's been seen by hundreds of people going back to when white people began migrating west into the territory. Before that, the indigenous people told legends of a tall, crazy man who lived in the woods.
Finger Guy doesn't just attack people either, he sexually assaults them in perverse ways. His favorite means of attack is slipping into their tent just before dawn, and inserting a long, dry finger into the camper's anus while holding them down. Most of the people who camped in that area over the last decade managed to survive. But one unlucky man was actually killed by Finger Guy. According to local papers, he went camping on a Friday and was supposed to return by Monday. When he hadn't returned by Wednesday, police began to search for area for him. After several days, they found his mutilated body deep in the woods. An autopsy revealed that the poor man had been fingered... to death!
Of course, the police knew that Finger Guy was to blame, but refused to look for him. None of them wanted to be assaulted and possibly killed by the monster. According to local legend, Finger Guy is impervious to bullets, fire and even holy water. No one knows where Finger Guy came from. Some say he escaped from a mental asylum in the early 1980s. Others say that he's a sasquatch with mange. Still others say that he's an alien, or an interdimensional being. All I know for certain is that if you're ever in north west Montana during the summer months, be wary of lingering in the woods at night. Finger Guy may be watching and waiting to finger again.
Originally posted on /x/
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The Legend of Olaf Skullcrusher

It was an ordinary day in 994th century Japan, and people where happy in the fishing village of Tokyo. Until, one day, a 6-year-old girl named Mitsubishi Komatsu spotted a group of Viking longships. "Daimyo-San! Look!" She said to Mazda Miata, Tokyo's Daimyo. "Get the Samurai and ships ready! We've got a War!" Barked Mazda Miata, Tokyo's Daimyo. "Fools! Do you think you can defeat Olaf Skullcrusher?" The Viking Chief, Olaf Skullcrusher yelled over the ship's speakers. "Why do your ships have speakers? It's the 994th century?" Asked Mazda Miata, Tokyo's Daimyo. "I'm glad you asked." Olaf said, grinning evil. He put a cable into the speaker's jack. "There comes Fenrirs' twin, his jaws are open wide The serpent rises from the waves Jormungandr twists and turns, mighty in his wrath The eyes are full of primal hate
Thor! Odin's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, Ragnarök awaits
Vingtor rise to face the snake with hammer high At the edge of the world Bolts of lightning fills the air as Mjölnir does its work The dreadfull serpent roars in pain
Thor! Odin's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, Ragnarök awaits
Mighty Thor grips the snake firmly by its tongue Lifts his hammer high to strike soon his work is done Vingtor sends the giant snake bleeding to the depth Twilight of the thunder god, Ragnarök awaits Twilight of the thunder god Twilight of the thunder god Twilight of the thunder god Twilight of the thunder god
Thor! Odin's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son, protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate, Ragnarök awaits!" With the morale of EPIC VIKING DEATH METAL, The Skullcrushers annexed Japan for the glory of Sweden, and the warriors who fell in battle ascended to GLORIOUS VALHALLA.
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The Legend of Stinky Crow

Caw, caw!
For nearly fourteen years his mind had been soaring miles above, but Elliot Thomas was still stuck down on Earth, in the boring town of Sinchester.
Alone in his tree house, he glued feathers to his wingsuit, readying himself for the day he would join the phoenixes and quetzalcoatls in the sky.
"Dinnertime!" cried his mother from their house across the yard.
Elliot sat at the center of the table. A TV dinner was challenging his BO as the dominant smell in the room. On his left, his mother yammered about her day at the ER. On his right, his father was absorbed in his smartphone.
As for Elliot, his eyes were fixed on the ceiling fan, the most fascinating personality within a ten-foot radius.
In homeroom the next day, Justin Shmakovski threw a crappy paper airplane at him.
Within seconds, Elliot had built a superior vessel. He stood up on his chair and swiftly launched the Papierflieger at his unsuspecting enemy.
Zoom, splort! The marvel of paper aviation lodged itself in Justin's tender eyeball.
"Mr. Thomas!" bellowed their teacher. "Go to the principal's office!"
Later that day, Elliot was cooing quietly to himself as he bought a candy bar in the lobby.
Casey Wichtitz was smoking nearby and sneered at him. "You'll never fly, Stinky Crow," she laughed. "Why don't you go jack off to some bird porn? I bet you do more fapping than flapping!"
"Fuck you!" screeched Elliot, as he ran for the door.
It was dark out by the time Elliot meandered home. On the sidewalk, he passed a gaunt man who stared at him intently desperately, even.
The man opened his mouth and said, Hooveewaaah! Ooveezah!
Elliot had planned to eat his candy bar tonight, while he finished his masterpiece, but he instead held it out to the man. "I know what you mean," he replied.
The schoolyard was packed the next morning as Elliot's classmates waited for first bell.
Caw, caw! As one, the students turned toward the gate and saw Elliot dressed head to toe in his wingsuit. After a moment of shock, they burst into laughter.
But they were already far below him. He swooped through their midst and into the school. Caw, caw! He bounded through the halls, zigzagged up the stairwell...
Cawww! The school let out a collective gasp when they saw Stinky Crow on the roof. With a triumphant snap! he spread his wings...and a moment later, he had leapt.
The next two seconds were the most beautiful of Elliot's entire life. He could feel their eyes upon him; he was flying, and their awe was keeping him aloft.
Ten minutes later, as guidance counselors wiped bits of Elliot off sobbing students and the police struggled to piece together the story you are reading now, Elliot's teacher looked down at the wreckage of the boy on the pavement, and never forgot what he saw.
One bloody hand had formed a peace sign. The other was giving him the finger.
Source - Shadows of the Damned
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The Legend of Zelda: Links Nightmare DX

"Hey Jack, want to have my old Zelda game?" My friend Aaron said. I started thinking about this game, I didn't know what Zelda game it was but I was hoping it was LoZ: LA DX or short for Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. I got the cartridge and it was LoZ: LA DX. I was starting my GameBoy Color and it felt weird. Link was in a dark ship and the water was red and Link had red eyes.
As the lighting struck the ship, Maron came then started crying for some reason. When Link washed up to the island, Marlon was hungry, She then ate Link. but this was just the begining. Link was still alive, but his body was all disfigured and was all bloody.
Link said "I'm going to kill everybody." A screech appeared and I started controlling him to get his sword. I encountered a octorock and Link was grinning and started killing the octorock with his hands.This was only Day 1.
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==DAY 2: Link's Nightmare==
I woke up and started playing LoZ : LA DX or should I say Legend of Zelda: Link's Nightmare.I just notice I was close to fighting the last boss. Link was in a cave and I just starting getting scared. I played other games such as Mario bros, Pokemon, Star fox and F-Zero. I wanted to end this really quickly so I wont die from this dark whore.Later I got the Yoshi doll but it was weird because I already did that. The Yoshi doll looked bloody, nasty, and scary. I restarted the game and the Wind Fish egg was not there but it was Link staring at me.
==FINAL DAY==
This is my last day playing this shit. I was in the last boss but there was nobody there. Link said "Its your turn to die now, I have killed everyone in this game and YOU WILL DIE!" I started getting sick and felt like I was poisoned . I quickly ran to my mom to take me to the hospital.
==Epilogue==
I was feeling okay. I felt really happy and going to go home. I still remember that dark whore. As I went home, I took the game, burn it and smashed it. Now I am not friends with Aaron, but I will still play LoZ.
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The Legend of Zelda: Majora Link

This is not a story of a ghost or spirit reacting to my speech or coming out of my computer or anything like that. I do not believe that this was supernatural in any way. This is probably a hack by some sick person trying to inject horror into the world of Majora's Mask. Well, more than there already was at least.
 
Anyway, my name is Jack. I had downloaded a rom of Majora's Mask and an emulator called Project64. I resumed my game from the tree in the moon when I noticed my Fierce Deity mask glitching in the menu. I thought it was a glitch, after all it was a ROM. It could've gotten infected by a virus. The time came when I was in the moon and fighting Majora's Mask. I put on the Fierce Deity mask, hoping to gain a huge power boost. What I got was far from horrifying, but still a little chilling.
 
I'm a little thankful that the nintendo 64 graphics couldn't go that far with gore, but when I put the mask on, the texture switched to the Majora's Mask's texture and the screaming animation was non-existent, with no sound. The 'Majora Link' was an amalgamation of all his forms: body of a Fierce Deity, legs of a Zora, head of Link and arms of Goron and Deku. All of the body parts were stiched together, and the body was tinted red. No hyper-realistic blood or anything. I didn't continue, for fear of being hacked, deleted the rom and the emulator and ran a scan of my anti-virus software. I noticed an image on my desktop, entitled, 'Goodbye Link. Forever.' I checked it and it was the 'Majora Link' from before. However, the location was the tree in the moon. I had deleted the image, but I've tried to recreate it:
When I was watching Haunted Gaming, I thought to myself, some of these stories could well have been the work of a hacker. I Hate You, Lost Silver, Ben Drowned, all of them. The fact that there is a person sick enough to do this to children's games is the truly scary thing.
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The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Death

Does anyone remember the Wii Version of the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess? I remember it fondly, as it was my first ever Zelda game. The motion controls were great and made the story more immersive. In any case, I have a story that I think everyone here will enjoy.
It was a bright, sunny day when I searched E(vil)Bay for used Wii games, when I found a copy of Twilight Princess that was being sold for FREEEEEEEEEEEE! I bought it and a creepy old man's face came out my computer screen and said "thank you for your purchase... now die!" I thought it was weird, but I assumed it was just a glitch with my computer. In any case, the disk immediately came to my door and I was excited to play it.
When I turned on the cartridge and put the Wii in the disk tray, the game started. The title screen was missing Eldin Bridge and Link was there on Epona, but with hyper-realistic blood eyes. I was very spooked but remembered I was in a creepypasta, so I assumed it was just a glitched and kept playing. 
After I selected a new file, Link came on to the screen and he had hyper-realistic blood-eye, and he kept stabbing Ilia and Colin until they were dead from dying today. I SCREAMED HYPERREALISTICALLY AS I WAS SCARED I WOULD DIE, THEN LINK SAID: YOU'RE NEXT!!!!!
IF YOU READ THIS STORY, LINK WILL COME TO YOU AND HYPERREALISTICALLY KILL YOU UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD TODAY!!!!!
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The Legend of the Brown Note

Have you ever heard of the Brown Note? It's a sound, so low, and so intense, that it causes anyone who hears it to defecate uncontrollably. This note was allegedly discovered hundreds of years ago by a bard who played so poorly that everyone in the audience began to poop their pants. However, I know its true origins.
In 1963, Russian scientists had begun experimenting with using sound as a weapon. They kidnapped several citizens, and placed them in a room with speakers that would play different sounds. Their hope was to find one that would immediately kill the listener, and to then find a way to harness it into a projectile. While many of the sounds annoyed the test subjects, one sound caused them great distress... Gastric distress. They began slamming on the windows, begging to be let out. The scientists, intrigued by their discovery, kept them trapped. They turned the sound up higher, to see how prolonged exposure would affect a human.
Within a few hours, the subjects had run out of fecal matter. They had also begun to run out of stomach acid, which had begun trickling out in the absence of guano. They cried uncontrollably from the trauma of the note, the burning of their buns, and being trapped in their own waste. Two more hours passed, and though they seemed tired, they could not sleep. The scientists believed it to be a result of exposure to the note. They changed shifts, and continued to observe the subjects. This continued for several days, with the subjects growing emaciated over the course of the experiment.
On the seventh day, a chemical spill caused the facility to be evacuated. Everyone escaped... except for the test subjects. The cleanup took a whole day, and in this time, nothing had been recorded. When the scientists returned, they found a sight more horrific than they could have anticipated. The sound had been left to play, and the floor was covered in yet more dookie. However, where there were 6 people, there was now only one. He looked at them, his face mangled, body covered in wounds and butt paste.
A smile crept onto his face. He laughed, and exclaimed "Я какашка, и я стал более могущественным, чем вы могли когда-либо мечтать стать!" Put through modern translation software, this comes out to mean "I am a turd and I am more powerful than you could ever dream of becoming!" The man then leapt at the window, but as it was bulletproof glass, he smashed into it and died. During the autopsy, they discovered not only chunks of his fellow subjects, but that he had no organs. All of his insides had been replaced by caca.
Many of the scientists later committed suicide, and the findings were burned. Or, so they thought. A janitor took the findings, and burned false documents. 50 years later, he sold them on an evil website known as Ebay, which is how I came into possession of this story, and now... You know the truth behind the infamous brown note.
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The Legendary Biggie Bag

Ponder for a moment, if you will about this scenario. It is a chilly Friday and you have just finished school for the day. You hop in your car and turn on your favorite radio station and begin to drive to the comfort of your home. Everything is going right, except you hear a loud rumple come from your stomach. You are malnourished. You must find something to feast on, but how? Due to Joe Biden's presidency all food has gone up in price - at least that's what you think. Introducing Wendy's "Biggie Bag". This monster of a meal will feed you for only $5 and maybe even save you some extra fries for gaming later. You see, the biggie bag includes a box of nuggets, an exquisite burger topped with bacon and made from the finest beef, and a side of fries. You can also choose a free drink along with the biggie bag, such as a root beer or a refreshing, all natural lemonade. So you may be thinking "This is surely not enough food for me!". If this is the case, you can order a large bigge bag, and get a double stack burger with large fries and nuggets to maximize the amount of time you can play Genshin Impact before refueling again. You see, the biggie bag really is a revolutionary invention. All other fast food bundles quake at it's sight. They shake like earthquakes and fall as a brick. I would even argue that McDonald's removed it's "McRib" from the menu due to their superior competitor - the biggie bag. Not only is the biggie bag extremely economic, but it also contains the highest quality out of all fast food meals. The fries are always hot and crispy, crunching with every bite. The nuggets are made from only the finest cock meat, and are cooked to the finest tenderness. The biggie bag truly is a landmark invention of the 21st century. I would even argue that it's creation is more impactful than the Industrial Revolution. If I was in charge of the school system I would dedicate an entire section to the history books.
Conclusion: Wendys "Biggie Bag" really is a suitable meal for anyone, no matter their financial status, gender, race or profession. The biggie bag does not discriminate. The biggie bag is a insanely efficient use of your money, and tastes good going down. The biggie bag really is an invention of all time and deserves our recognition. Now grab your keys, fire up your car and drive to your local Wendy's. Good day, sir.
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The Lesson

People are disgusting. Say what you will, you know it is true. People kill and hurt each other every day. And no one cries for them. Most times people react the same way to knowledge of death as they do to the weather channel. In fact, unless it's a cute little white girl or someone you can relate to, you most likely feel nothing (except maybe disappointment in people in general) when you hear about a killing. I will change this. I will make you care. And I will save the world.
I will have to make a list. It will not be easy to choose the sins and who must die. I must make examples without being judgmental. For all have sinned and fallen short. Indeed even I will become hated in order to save.
The child abuser will be killed. Before he dies I will teach him how an adult must act. How children must be treated so that they will grow into wise beings. When he is reborn he will have learned his lesson and will do great things and become a leader of men. He will truly be a new man.
The rapist will be killed. Before he dies I will show him love. So that he knows that there are those that care. He will learn this lesson in this life so that his next may become filled with love. He will be a good family man and his community will never know of his previous dispositions.
The adulterer will be killed. Before he dies I will show him how his wife cries for him. He will learn the true impact of his actions on his family. When he comes back he will be a devoted lover. He will never look at another woman with lust in his eyes for he knows how his wife loves him.
The liar will be killed. Before he dies I will show him the truth. I will teach him that only the truth is acceptable. For indeed, lies can only hurt the ones you love. And hurting a fellow being is punishable. In his new life he will finally understand how the truth can save a relationship and keep love alive.
The apathetic will be killed. But do not fear. Before he dies I will teach him to feel. He will understand that with just a little love he can save them next time. I'm sure he's been watching the news lately don't you think? He's seen all these people killed and shed no tears. He could have saved them if he had taught them a lesson. But you are too lazy to be bothered by those you don't care about.
You could have saved them. But before the end of the night you will understand this. But fear not. You will be born again.
But seeing as I am a teacher of lessons. Make note of this.
In your next life, make sure to lock your doors.
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The Letter Man

We will start at the beginning. I woke up with a group of random people through out my life, like from past schools for instance my middle school crush. The next thing I knew everyone was running throughout what seemed to be my grandmother's house. We all must have seen some guy he seemed to be a suited man but with blood all over him. I saw him for a brief second with a knife cutting somebody's throat very slow-like looking very painful, what would you expect it is a knife after all. We then saw him leave a letter next to every victim.
Next thing I knew my crush and I were in my grandfather's room, she was on the bed in a white dress. I was just standing there talking with her, then somehow we started to get "physical" then, the killer just came out of nowhere killed me and then It everything just came back to the group. Different people except the girl. We ran like usual, bodies were dropping one by one, the girl did not find a liking in me this time.
We were near the stairs talking about something, I forget what then I heard the letter man as we started to call him and we saw letters floating down like feathers covered in blood, so I ran into a room that was different from most rooms that I could remember from my grandmother's house, holding the lock like you would do when your parents were trying to get into your room, then knob just turned didn't even hear or see the lock turn, I thought the letter man had killed the girl but he couldn't have It did not take 1 second to kill her as slow as he does his killing he came after me the door opened, at the last seconds of this repeating torture I also figured out why he went after me and not my crush, the girl was controlling him it all came to mind that the girl was not interested in me this time so she could have sent him after me, then I died yet again.
This time I woke up in the same group with the girl again but half way through I just appeared back at my house in my regular life finding myself to be on the floor, somebody must have killed the girl making the letter man vanish. I went to the living room turned on the news and saw all my old friends from my past life have died during the week. I wondered how long I was gone never took much time on it though. I went over to the girls house she wasn't there so I just went home and started writing about my time with the letter man. Then I woke up. There was the daily newspaper on the dining table and I read it while eating a Pop Tart. The Pop Tart was really good. The end.
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