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Cadbury Bunny

Cadbury Bunny was whose excrement was a prized delicacy used in religious observances such as the Easter holiday. 
==Chidhood and early fame==
The Cadbury Bunny was born on a small farm July, 3rd, 1918 in Austin, Texas. His early life was rough. His father was an excessive drinker and constantly ate everything in sight, eventually collapsing into himself in 1921 (creating the Nemesis brown dwarf star). Cadbury's mother was a slut of sorts and would do anything to get some money. She has often been accused of having an affair with former United States President Bill Clinton. 
When Cadbury was two years old, he began to defecate very large chocolate eggs which his mother sold for profit, which had little success. Later Cadbury became addicted to marijuana and his chocolate eggs began to make millions (for reasons unknown to us). A business was formed out of this phenomenal chocolate which the company called Euphorian Chocolates. Aficionados referred to Cadbury's eggs as the "good shit." The demand for these chocolates was intense, and Cadbury was having difficulty keeping up. In 1923 the Cadbury Egg extractor was invented to help Cadbury meet demand.
==Descent into substance abuse==
Cadbury began to use heroin to relieve the wear and tear of the egg extractor later that year. Cadbury began to drink excessively as well. His fights at local bars were reported widely in supermarket tabloids.
Soon however, Cadbury slipped into deep depression and his eggs began to get smaller. Then in 1927, a man came - a man later known as Mr. Ecstasy. Mr. Ecstacy claimed his new substance would make all of Cadbury's troubles disappear. Cadbury took Ecstasy's strange substance and began to feel strange. Unfortunately, Mr. Ecstacy didn't anticipate his substance's effects on Bunny. The substance began to mutate Cadbury's body. Eventually, the chemicals which had built up in his body exploded within him, causing him to become massive and aggressive. He became violent and began to terrorize cities. 
In 1937, Cadbury terrorized New York City, slaughtering many and destroying every hotdog stand. The police and army fought (as opposed to fought) the derranged rabbit for days through the streets of the city, using every weapon at their disposal. On May 6, a resourceful German pilot, Oder U. Manity, sacrificed his life (as well as the passengers on board) by crashing his Zeppelin into the massive Bunny. The pilot was the only survivor. (Yeah it creeps us out too.)
The impact threw Cadbury's body into the sea, and he hasn't been seen since.
==Rumours==
It has been rumored that Cadbury, or atleast a rodent similar in design was imagined along the coast of Aussieland. Its probably true on account that all Austrailians have wild imaginations. It was said that the bunny washed up on multiple shores, yet not disrupting the guests on the beach. Cadbury was most likely dead if he kept on floating to other beaches. Strangely though, another rumour of "chocolate eggs" was spreading throughout Canada? Those delicious chcolate eggs that make your kids love everyone, have been popping out of nowhere. Likely Cadbury's?
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Cadbury Creme Eggs

Cadbury Creme Eggs, also known as the brown pillow of delight; started its journey in Sussex, England after being thrown out of a chook farm because the occupants thought it was a bad egg. After missing the bin, it rolled for days over the countryside until it found the English Channel. A French man saw the egg looking confused at what to do next. So, he decided to help the egg across the river in a Gondola that he had just stolen from Venise. Soon however, the French man became tired, and when the egg would not row, he turned on the egg and ate it up. The man from France was so overcome with happiness and delight that he ran to Sussex (in the way that french people run)...(with frog legs?) and sought out to find where the delicious egg had come from. Nobody knows how he found the animal that laid these wonderful eggs, but he soon opened up a new chocolate store, one that rivaled Willy Wonka; now the French man (or M.R. Cadbury) is said to sit in his tower and pat his pet that lays the eggs.
== Real History ==
The above, the myth, has been disputed countless times, and its falsity has been universally recognized on Snopes.com.
The Cadbury Creme Egg, with roots in ancient Egypt, was uprooted in Great Britain. Then teaching secondary school science and owning and playing in a part-time band, Thomas Lunden (of Thomas Lunden and the Biologists), stumbled upon a mysterious taproot. Thinking it a radish, he dismissed it immediately and went along his merry way. Later in his laboratory, he was mixing Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, CObalt, LAnthinum and TElurium. Immediately, an explosion shook the foundations of the lab. However, curiously enough, there was no smoke arising from the pot in which he mixed the explosives. Reaching in, hand-first, he retrieved a soft, delicate, tasty-looking egg. Bearing in mind the number one rule of lab safety (taste first, ask questions later), he bit into the egg, exposing its solid gold interior.
Lunden then sold the interior, bought a mansion on the outskirts of Tampa, and then worked from home. He substituted materials left and right, and soon arrived at what all endearingly know as the Cadbury Egg. The creme came later, when he decided to add Creme in the middle.
== Fake History ==
Al Gore invented the Cadbury Creme Egg.
== More Fake History ==
Really, he did!
== Culture ==
A common misconception of the Cadbury Egg is that it has no culture and is a vile and uncouth treat. This untruth was uncovered and, after the threat of lawsuits, untold. The Cadbury Egg has served its country in more ways than most- it served as Major General during the Revolutionary War (1976), and sacrificed his life to save the lives of the plebes.
== Shout-Outs ==
Major General Cadbury would like to give a shout out to his mother, Mother Goose.
== Language ==
A hotly debated topic, since the Egg can't talk, no one knows what language it speaks. Some say English, others argue Spanish. Universally, however, everyone agrees that it speaks the language of love.
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Caddyshack conspiracy

The 1980's classic Caddyshack focuses on the life of a young caddy named Danny Noonan who works at a swanky upscale golf course run by unswankiest of losers. Danny is determined to go to college and places bets on anything and everything possible on a golf course. But the most important of the multiple unnecessary subplots involves a whacked-out, drug-crazy, possibly mental ground keeper, Carl Spackler, trying to kill the golfers...I mean gophers.
==First Conspiracy==
The golfers at Bushwood hit their balls in many holes except the ones their supposed to. There is only one solution to the large gopher-size holes...Rabbits and Squirrels! Thats right, just as predicted by Carl, the gopher had allies. How could an obviously stuffed gopher possibly dig a series of trenches big enough to hold all the C4 it would actually take to to blow up the golf course. Believers say they saw a harmless rabbit and friendly squirrel carrying enough concrete pieces to build a fallout shelter which would survive a nuclear disaster just before the explosion took place. 
Many believe that the gopher survived and now resides in the hallowed ground of the rebuilt Bushwood Golf Course. The Gopher needed all the help he could get to keep safe from all the water, C4 and random other rodent killing devices. Thus, he hired the squirrel and rabbit to help him with such a difficult task. As pay the rabbit and squirrel got some golf balls that the Gopher stole from all the assholes who woke him up in the morning. The gopher stayed safe until he tunneled out of the underground bunker which kept him safe during the filming of Caddyshack II. Many believe the Rabbit and Squirrel gave their lives for the gopher that day.
==Second Conspiracy==
Others believe that in a drug and alcohol induced rage Carl was really after the golfers who picked on him for having no life because he always was working on the course and because the members were just plain old rich snobs. He schemed for months on what he should use as revenge and one day it came to his mind to destroy the course. It is believed that the gopher was trained by Carl to dig through out the golf course so he could get his revenge on those golfers. Through wire taps placed on Carl's phone because of possibly being a drug dealer, a conversation was heard between Carl and a man named Fidel. Apparently Carl was attempting to purchase some liquid explosive on the terrorist black market. Witnesses of the explosion say that the watering hose Carl used to "scare away" the gopher was really hooked up to a tank with some sort of green glowing liquid in it. Some survivors of the blast now have weird mutations where they were injured. Thus hinting that Carl Spackler used liquid nuclear chemicals to attack golfers during a drug and alcohol induced rage.
Cadillac

Cadillac has several meanings:
*If you are a pimp, or are considering becoming one, you should read about the vehicle. Or you might proceed directly to Pimpmobile, or to Tiger Woods.
*If you are instead, say, a lumberjack or hungry for a chili dog, you should read about the small city in northern lower Michigan.
*By the way, a pink Cadillac featured prominently in the Thunderbirds (until Ford took over sponsorship and cost-reduced it down to a Fiesta).
*Cadillacs are cheaper than college degrees.
Caesar cipher

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Caesium

Caesium, incorrectly spelt cesium in some cultures, is a chemical element with atomic number 55.0000000452. Our calculators are very imprecise, so take these numbers with a grain of salt. It is predicted to have a purplish-blue flame colour.
==A complicated relationship==
Caesium has quite the complex relationship with dihydrogen monoxide. As an alkali metal of the periodic table of elements, this is expected. In fact, it reacts the most violently out of any alkali metal. Not even francium can compare. The caesium wants to bond to its girlfriend known as oxygen. However, in doing so, it displaces the oxygen's current love, hydrogen. This forms a love triangle between the three, causing a lot of heat. This heat eventually causes a massive explosion.
==Atomic clocks==
The atomic clock (not to be confused with the atomic bomb or the nuclear clock) is a clock powered by tiny caesium-133 atoms (specifically, 9,192,631,770 of them). Why caesium-133? Because caesium-133 is the only stable isotope of the element in existence; the rest are far too emotionally unpredictable for the task at hand. Atomic clocks can be used for just about everything, from lunch breaks to waiting for your date to waiting for the day that the world ends. However, all three will never happen, so you'll just age into dust, and the time STILL won't come! This is because you didn't preheat it, you dumbass.
== Flames ==
Caesium produces a bright orange flame colour, as stated by the Kansas State Board of Education. This is weird because in the intro paragraph, it was stated that the colour was purplish-blue, not orange. So what could be causing this orange flame colour rumour? Evolution? Earth? Nope. It's monkeys. Blame the monkeys for making us all think we were seeing orange. God, I hate orange now. Fuck you, orange!
== History ==
Caesium was first discovered by one Gustav Kirchhoff circa 1860. On its discovery, Kirchhoff immediately yelled to his partner-in-crime Robert Bunsen, "BUNSEN! DID YOU PISS IN MY SAMPLE AGAIN!?" This is because Bunsen's urine is almost identical to that of caesium. It turns out, he did not, in fact, piss in Kirchhoff’s sample. It was Kirchhoff himself who did it. Caesium was named Caesium for a different reason, but it’s close enough that I’d say it’s a reference to Julius Caesar, the greatest emperor of all time.
Caffeine

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Cajun

The Cajuns are exiles from the planet Beaucoupdespiceyhot and some from the moon Toobosko. They landed on Earth in search of "dat stuff" then they came to settle in the American state of Louisiana. Yes it's a state. They were exiled because of their practice of the forbidden "oeeseiidx" (Beaucoupdespiceyhotian word for Voodoo magic). 
"cher dats a good looking babay"
The Earth's atmosphere is different from the one on Beaucoupdespiceyhot, and this simple fact has a number of awesome side effects. For instance, the Cajuns have the power of flight and lazer vision, as well as the ability to uberpwn even the most 1337 of gamers. The Cajuns must be careful in using their powers, however, because if the world knew just what they were capable of Major World Leaders would be frightened and the Cajuns would be harshly mistreated (similar to the X-Men). Cajuns are so stubborn, their immune systems outwit the likes of malaria, swine flu, the so-called bird flu, and yellow fever; to them, mosquitoes are just mosquitoes and barely notice their sorry attempts to feed. This ability allows them to settle in their favorite environments, such as swamps, bogs, marshes, and the southern coastlines.
For you doubters out there, look up Gambit- that is a prime example of a Cajun who went public. 
In particular, they would be forced to ingest plutonium until their stomachs went supercritical and they exploded. Scholarly readers may recall that Socrates was forced to drink "hemlock" -- another name for plutonium.
Notorious Cajuns include Adam Coulon, Thomas Quetco and Samuel Steinborn and gatorphile Christian Ortego.
== What to do if you meet one ==
If spoken to in English won't understand and if asked a question they will die from overthinking. Avoid their false teeth chomp of doom, accept whatever roadkill they give (however when caught outside from the other they can create good dishes, avoid their crude shotguns as they believe all humans have one. 
Except for one or two, they are super awesome and sexy and should be avoided at all costs. Watch out for their laser eyes. Also, the ability to fly makes them fairly quick. If one is chasing you, the best chance you have to survive is to stand completely still. It shouldn't be able to see you because their vision is based on movement. The best thing to do is not make one angry. You will not like one when it's angry. Also do not vote for any of their politicians as they are actually inbred criminals exiled from their homeworld.
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Cake

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Cake is the always delicious way out of any dilemma.
A dilemma is defined as a situation in which you have two choices and you find yourself too much of a pussy to take either of them without suffering mental trauma. Philosophers have long ago realized, however, that a third option is always availableThis is the first and only example of a time in which philosophers have been useful as far as real people are concerned. The reason for this is that you are reading Uncyclopedia, and therefore everything on this page is a blatant lie., vis:
Dilemma: To be or not to be?
1. Be.
2. Not be.
3. Cake.
This has been verified by many authorities as being conclusive evidence that Hamlet was an idiot.
==The dilemma of action or inaction==
In the run up to World War II, Winston Churchill was faced with a dilemma:
1. Appease Hitler and POSSIBLY avoid a disastrous war
and
2. Fight Hitler and certainly have a disastrous war, and on top of that maybe not win.
Churchill forgot number three...
3. Cake.
==The dilemma of being a romantic or a playboy==
1. Go for a single girl and risk having your heart broken
2. Go for many girls and get lots of sex but no emotional fulfillment
3. Cake.
==The dilemma of eating healthy vegetables or delicious cake==
1. Eat vegetables and become healthier
2. Eat cake and get fat, but enjoy eating
3. Cake.
==Special qualities of cake==
Cake is a binary quality, that is, something is either cake or it is not cake.
Here is a table to help you decifer binary code in terms of cake:
1 = Cake.
0 = No cake.
2 = No No cake.
When viewed in this way, all but the simplest computer programs become obsolete.
thumb|200px|Mathematical proof that you can have your cake and eat it.
Most other things are not binary qualities, especially not love. This makes cake infinitely preferable to almost anything in the world.
==Dilemma: Wit or Random Humour?==
1. Write a Random Humour style article. You need use no brain cells, and at least you find it funny. You won't get banned.
2. Write a witty article. You get to use brain cells, but still, no-one else will find it funny, and you'll probably get banned.
3. Look at porn.
4. This has nothing to do with cake.
==Footnotes==
==See Also==
*Orange cake
*Cake Killers
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Cake/Biscuit Uncertainty Principle

Cake/Biscuit Uncertainty Principle is a less well known variant of the popular Uncertainty Principle, developed by Werner Heisenberg, as a means to prove that the numerous cakes and biscuits that had mysteriously dissappeared from his local supermarket had not been stolen, rather, had their photographs taken. He went on to show that this shrunk the time frame describing the particles making up the aforementioned comestables, and thus they became more and more uncertain about where they were going.
This meant that they were not purplexed further when Heisenberg showed them into his Digestive systemA games console of Heisenberg's own design, intended to simulate the awesomeness of the human organs' remarkable synchronicity. It was, however, highly criticised by one man who said that, if it were to mimic his digestive system, then it would have to come with its very own "shitting-youself" simulator. Heisenberg made no comment..
==Why Cake/Biscuits?==
The Cake/Biscuit variant is a clear display of the talent that many Physicists have for worming their way out of tight corners (It has been noted by several Chemists that manipulating the basic laws of the universe is a debasement of science and thus is a disgrace to the profession; whereas it has been noted by the general public that they couldn't care less), and as Heisenberg himself said; there are three essential features of the Cake/Biscuit that make it unique in all of science:
#It is entirely false, therefore;
#It is entirely scientific, therefore;
#It is the word of God
===Criticisms of this Rather Shocking Claim===
It should of course be noted here that since this statement was made, many people have proved it wrong through the truth that there is NO GOD and thus rendering the arguement useless. Nevertheless, this did not stop the Queen of England from using it as the central focus of her traditional Christmas Speech in the years 1968 to 1974 inclusive, and every alternate year since.
==The Principle in Literature==
The Principle has appeared in numerous works of fiction, such as:
*Oliver Twist,
*The Oxford English Dictionary, and
*The Bible(Numbers 13:14-68)
==Anti-Principalists==
There have been numerous promenant public figures whom have shown their disdain towards the Principal. Here are but a few of them.Please note that none of these quotes are in any way meant to show an authoritative insight into the Principle, and thus it is inadvisable that you use them in your Quantum Mechanics assignments.
==Footnotes==
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Cake Cannon

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The Cake Cannon is a device, still in the development stage, with the primary purpose of shooting cakes into the user's mouth at a selectable speed using a control panel. Coming in two sizes: large and small, the device can also be used for neutralising targets and for office photocopying. This makes the Cake Cannon a useful office tool as well as a weapon.
==Varieties==
The larger device utilises a nuclear powered engine capable of firing up to 5 medium sized cakes per second. The recommended speed however is 2 cakes per second. It also utilises the nuclear powered engine for fast photocopying at a rate of 21 pages per second.
The smaller device makes use of a smaller electric motor powered by rechargeable batteries, firing up to 8 cupcakes per second, with a recommended speed of 4 cakes per second. Firing at a quicker rate than this can cause difficulties in catching the cakes and can lead to indigestion.
==Usage==
Its unnamed designer, an Ex-RAF Engineer and current teacher of science, is the owner of the only working prototype, with its main use of shooting cakes into his mouth. He has tested the cake cannon with his girlfriend of the time, his dog, his league of Amateur rugby players and his current boss, a head of Science at a comprehensive school. After these tests, the cake cannon will foresee some minor modifications.
The cake cannon is seen as an admirable weapon, which if used in the armed forces, could answer a more painless solution to neutralising targets. A proposal has been sent to integrate this weapon onto the RAF Typhoon F2 in the near future for use in neutralising insurgents in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Please note that the "cakes" launched by this weapon are likely lies.
==Apple Cake Cannon==
After an extensive court case, Apple Inc have decided to create their own version of the Cake Cannon. It fits into an manila envelope, has no ports, and only is only compatible with certificated cakes, which will be available through Itunes. However, its god damned sexy.
==Cupcake Cannon==
It has also been reported that the creator of the Cake Cannon is currently working on another version of his invention, known as the Cupcake Cannon. This new invention will utilize the small, sleek design of the cupcakeby combining it with the devastating, unmerciful power of a cannon. Those who would be unable to afford the raw power of the cake cannon will be able to pick up the Cupcake Cannon at a much more reasonable price.
==See also==
*Chicken Gun
*Muffin Blaster
*Cookie clicker
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