Tourette's Syndrome

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Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or neurochemical FUCK disorder characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid , sudden m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements or vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous utterFUCKance of socially objectionable words).
 Tourette's is not to be confused with Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves random disorientation, culturally--inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local language, and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky souvenir shoppes and massive quantities of ANAL DIABETES garbage.
Darnit.
== A Polite Note to the Author: ==
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your article funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance .
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about Tourette Syndrome:
* Less than 20% of Tourrette's sufferers swear. You can blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TV, for always focusing on the bad side of a terrible thing.
* The main symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee NIGGER jerk.
* Tourettes is no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become manically depressed and commit suicide.
* There is no cure, and the drugs that are available to, "calm" the tics often have adverse side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which caused my entire body to go numb and basically made it NIGGA! worse than it is without the drug.
I am an active member of a tourette syndrome association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating the public view of Tourettes as a " swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is much much (hand spasms) more...
I am sorry for "hi-jacking" your entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like this that really annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this article. Remember, everything here is meant to be , and making fun of a horrible disorder is (not) funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your time.
Best regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
==ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle==
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
== A mainland Chinese reply==
As Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill Westerners show is not an effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of degenerate capitalist culture in those countries. When showing right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust in countries leadership, those problems does not occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a byproduct of your capitalist society .
Li Chiang “” Wen
P.S. Regards to Andrew Shi. You cunt.
Rape yoko ono's ass!
== A Zimbabwean reply==
As a Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter Tourette's, I am most appalled with this article. We have enough problems in this country anyway, without this triple thick cock offensive stuff. I ask that you remove this article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass put up with hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not white?
Mpopo “” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
== FUCK ==
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT!
MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
== Une réponse franco-canadienne ==
Je suis le Rev. Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many prières and blessings I no longer to say swearwords and only express plus glorieux praise of our Seigneur and Lord. 
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be complètement cured juste comme moi. May the saint name of our Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for evermore. Please forgive my intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON , I sell you fine saint Bible to save your soul. Merci!
===Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome===
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'.
Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT!
Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane.
You buy random stuff off the internet.
You swear constantly.
It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
== Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company ==
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
==Reply to Imagine Dragons' Dan Reynolds==
BELIEVERS are and playing Roblox's Adopt Me with music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BAND WITH 4 MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HORSE! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO 'S HOUSE
==How to cure the Tourette's Syndrome==
A good NAZI treatment for Tourette's Syndrome is following these rules in order:
*1: Avoid immature little kids,
*2: Count to within 10 seconds,
*3: Do not open your nor talk,
*4: Tell yourself you don't have this disease,
*5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
== Than is the last straw ! ==
I fucking put my comment at the TOP OF THE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at the TOP OF THIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be offensive. . I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to people who try to battle that tight-ass 17-year-—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find 
it now, but someone said on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING is a laughing matter. Plus there was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on Uncyclopedia, there are articles about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching stuff. So that means stop getting mad at the first part too and talking about the letter that it's mocking (what letter? I don't even know what the heck you're talking about). Adrian hi self even made a really good point. "It's nothing more from a head nod to a knee tick". . Which I'll add onto saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't suffer that much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to be, because if I were a Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article hilarious. If you Want facts, go on Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll be offended, don't read the freaking article anyway.
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 BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
== How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome ==
*1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink Alcohol
*2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
*3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
*4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
*5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole 
Massive and with the and his of girraffes in which while reading about !!!!!!!!!
SHIT
== This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS ==
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
:this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
== See also ==
* Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
* Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
* Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
* Penis
* Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
* Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
* Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
* Fuck
* Turrets syndrome
* Great Scott
* Bitch
* Hyper
* Jesus
* Butt
* Spasm
* Nigger
* Unfunny
* 
Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny , it is probably because you are an INBRED ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a joke loses its humour when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ignorant, then you wouldn't have needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! !!!!!I <3 COCK
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