Espio.exe

This story is real! And it all started a rainy night of march, on Saterday at 3 am (but not yet 3.33). I, 22-year-old Jonathan was navigating on the internet, edging to Sonic fanart while listening to Imagine Dragons to apaciguate my demons (I don't like masturbating when my grandpa snores downsters). Casually, the song at the moment was Demons, by Imagine Dragons.
Suddenly, a big creepy pop-up jumps on the screen saying "Congratulations! You won the chance to play Espio.exe! The game about Espio the Chameleon! Your favorite Sonic character!". I was very mad because I came with the pop. I was so mad that I accidentally clicked on "Play Now" instead of the "X" from "Cancel".
Anyways, I always feel like peeing after doing the done, so I went out of my bedroom to pee on the toilet. The hall was very very dark, and I swore there was a pair of red glowong eyes looking at me. "Silly me!" I thought after turning on the toilet lights and noticing it was the red dot from the button of the power strip. I saw it double because I didn't bring my glasses.
Anyways, after peeing and doing all that, I went back to my bedroom and... There was a CD on top of my bed! "This can't be!", I whispered loudly. It couldn't be, my stupid mom threw away all my cds of Yo Yo Ma because it would give PSTD to my grandpa who is a Vietnam veteran. But it couldn't be, oh no! How did the game get here?
It was a normal cd that had this written in a red market: Espio.exe. It was in italics.
So I turned on my Wii and put the disk inside. First I had to take Mario Galaxy 2 because 2 disks can't fit inside the console.
The preview screen was pure black, except for the title which had only -------- written. I clicked play and the game started.
The game was nothing I espected. It was the main screen of Sonic and the Sectret Rings! Plus the music was the same, but in Hungarian and backwards. The options were 4: Play story, Play minigames, Satan and there was no 4th option. (In the original game there's 4 but in Espio.exe only 3).
"No way!" I said.
I entered the minigames section because I didn't want to play the story because I was feeling a bit sleepy. The thing is, in the mingames, there was no one! It was only me, who was playing as Espio de Chameleon! The one who's friends with the bee and aligator.
I played all the games alone and won them easily. Well, it wasn't very easy because I felt butterflies in my ballsack with the character. "His model is kinda girthy" I thought. His pink phallic shape and head were making me sweat. "Fuck fuck fuck, why is he hot!"
Suddenly a message from the character
"You aren't worthy of my might"
Needless to say, my timbers were shivering. He was talking to me and he had red glowong eyes!
"Your soul will be mine Jonathan"
Suddenly, he smiled and his teeth were pointy. His eyes started to cry bleed.
"I am your master"
Those words would've turned me on if I wasn't so scared. "Mom!" I shouted, but it was fruitless. I checked the clock of my phone and it said.
3:33 (am)
Oh no no no. Oh no!
I was crying in fear. Why was I destined to be the slave of a minor character who had less than 15 appearances across all Sonic media!?!?!?
"Jonathan, listen to me. You will die!"
"Nooooooooooo"
Suddenly the lights flickered and I was happy for a second bevause I thought my mom entered the room, but I instantly got scared again because there was none.
"Jonathan, Jonathan, I'm your master Jonathan"
If you're reading this it's because I am writing this as Espio.exe stares at me with his hyperrealistic bloody eyes. Please if you find a popup while eding to Sonic... Do not click it! Don't do it like me! 
Ahhhh! Help! His coming! Ahhhhhh!
666 This is Espio. Goodbye, my slaves 666
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Sonic
Category:File Extensions
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure