LOL WUT

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Oh gee, don't even get me started. Well, where do I begin? My life hasn't always been easy to say the least...
==The Beginning==
:I was born to a bunch of bananas. Isn't that cray cray? Effin bananas!?! It's true, I would never lie to you, I can't — I'm just a talking pear, man.
Anyways, I guess the fams was heir to some Dole fortune? I'm not sure how I'm related to Bob Dole exactly, but apparently he left me a boatload of money and now I don't really have to work anymore.
I have a brother and a sister, we used to just hang out all the time. We were inseparable. 
Check us out before we were ripe. I'm the one on the right >> 
Back then we used to sing a capella on the tree in front of the barber shop down on 29th street. Until that one day, when the nice man rescued us and gave us our freedom. I'm not sure what happened to my brother and sister though, we don't really talk anymore. Actually, I talk all the time, just not to them — you know what I mean? That's normal though, right? Doesn't that kind of thing happen a lot between siblings? LOL, it's just a phase they're going through, I know it!
==Modeling Career==
Back when I had to work, I was a pretty successful model. I used to pose in all kinds of different costumes for motivational posters. I dunno, I didn't really care as long as it was paying the bills!
===Check out some of my pics!===
File:Lolwut.jpg|My original headshot
File:LOLFrench.png|The French costume
File:LOLMexican.jpg|The Mexican costume
File:LOLJewish.jpg|The Jewish costume
File:LOLKorean.jpg|The Korean costume
File:LOLRussian.png|The Russian costume
File:LOLJapanese.jpg|The Japanese costume
File:LOLAustralian.jpg|The Australian costume
File:LOLChinese.jpg|The Chinese costume
File:LOLMLP.png|My Little Pony costume
File:LOLGQ.jpg|For GQ Magazine
File:LOLScary.jpg|Me for Halloween
File:LOLawsm.jpg|Me before puberty
File:LOLCool.jpg|Me, smokin' hot
File:LOLTseric.jpg|Me as Tseric
File:LOLJesus.jpg|Me as Jesus
File:LOLAlien.jpg|Me as an alien
File:LOLKiss.jpg|Me as Gene Simmons
File:Steve Ballmer LOLWUT.png|Me as Steve Ballmer
File:Wutlolski.jpg|Me as a Russian Reversal 
File:LOLWT.jpg|Me as a Nascar fan
File:LOLBlack.jpg|Me as a black guy
File:LOLSmart.jpg|Me as a smartass
File:LOLB2TF.jpg|Me as Doc Brown
File:LOLBuzz.jpg|Me as Buzz Lightyear
File:LOLSonic.jpg|Me as Sonic
File:LOLNUT.jpg|Me as Mr. Peanut 
File:LOLMSRP.jpg|Me as a Mr. Potato Head
File:LOLApple.png|Me as an apple
File:LOLBerry.jpg|Me as a strawberry
File:LOLWutermelon.jpg|Me as a wutermelon
File:LOLOrange.jpg|Me being annoying
File:LOLWATT.jpg|Me as a lightbulb
File:LOLHippy.jpg|Me as a Hippy
File:LOLPokemon.jpg|Me as a Pokemon
File:LOLPink.jpg|Me as...Chuck Norris?
File:LOLShoop.png|Me chargin' mah lazer!
File:LOLHulk.jpg|Hulk smash Cell-Tech!
File:LOLNowut.jpg|Me in Pulp Fiction
File:LOLwut.jpg|My campaign poster
===My Tarot Cards:===
File:PearCard1.jpg
File:PearCard2.jpg
File:PearCard3.jpg
File:PearCard4.jpg
File:PearCard5.jpg
File:PearCard6.jpg
==Where I am Now==
Life is good, man — I can't complain too much. You can usually find me partying with my friends...
We made some action figures of ourselves, check 'em out!
There's not really much else to say, I'm living the dream... Thanks for all your support, 4chan!
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==See Also==
*UnNews:4chan sold to the Chinese Government
*The Annoying Orange
*Random humor
==External Links==
*The Biting Pear of Salamanca
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