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Doctor Ludlow

He watched as Ludlow slipped on the mask, letting the noose dangle about him. A perverse necktie, complete with that horrific cowl. The sound of a gulp escaped him, as the good doctor sat across the table.
"Have you said your prayers?" The oddly controlled voice was unsettling in all regards, and accompanied by those unnaturally violet eyes. One could almost believe he was correct in his God complex.
His own voice was unusually weak, "I'm agnostic."
"A shame really. God has a plan for us all. Even the meek."
He'd never heard Dr. Ludlow speak of religion. "Aren't you God?" He asked, regaining enough courage to mock.
The eyes that peered behind the mask looked down for a moment, and darted back to match his own just as quick. He could swear there was a smile forming beneath that patchwork cloth.
"You look tired. Haven't you been sleeping well?" A subtle jab at his current situation.
He was tired. And the 'treatments' that occurred every night had begun to take their toll days ago.
"Why are you here? I've not seen you more than once since we arrived"
"I've been busy." There was certainly a smile now. "And I thought your case deserved a more personal touch. You know how very understaffed we are at this time."
A knot was forming in his stomach, as his apprehension rose. He'd seen The Doctor on television before the incident. Back when everyone thought he was fighting for the other side. Since then he'd heard stories of his true nature.
"Such unsettling stories they tell of me." A haunting lullaby, it seemed to echo through the white room. More than a shiver rose through his spine. Was it true then? He could see into peoples minds?
"I don't place stock in rumors." He watched the eyes while he spoke. Those red eyes, running across his face. No then. He was just clever enough to know the effect he had on people.
Given the state of things, and his reputation... Anyone would be thinking of the stories.
"There is a grain of truth in every lie, without exception. Often times more." The Doctor rose from his chair, as he let his words roll out like the turn of a page.
"Dr. Ludlow, I'm not one of those children you used. You can't scare me with this pathetic act!" He regretted his words the moment they escaped his lips.
Absolute silence followed for only a second. The anger behind the mask, at the mention of his name. Ludlow approached him slowly.
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Doctor Who Lost Episode

It was December, 1992. I went to the BBC for a vacation. The president-CEO-guy, NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD, was willing to let me in on a little secret. He found a lost- never broadcast, never shown, lost episode. He popped the film reel in the VHS player. It didn't work. We tried the film reel projector. IT WORKED! It was a 7th Doctor episode, but you wouldn't tell from the beginning. It began like the 5th Doctor's intro, and after the sting, the Season 11 vortex was overlaid on top of it. The vortex was gone when the face showed up- Sylvester McCoy's. The logo was the Season 11-17 logo, but as a neon outline. All the while, the theme played like normal- BUT IT WASN'T NORMAL! The theme was some weird amalgamation of the Derbyshire 1967, Howell, and Glynn themes. The title was "Revenge of the Daleks". Generic, generic, etc. The episode began with the TARDIS materializing on Skaro. 7 then poked his head out and said "Odd, I thought this place was destroyed a while back." Ace then said "Yes... odd..." She then cocked her head. 7 didn't find this odd one bit. He walked around, finding nothing. Ace followed him, muttering... something. I couldn't hear crap. Yep. 7 looked at Ace and said "Ace, is something wrong?" Ace said, "You are..." and then tried to choke him. 7 was all like "Ace, why?" and then a black Dalek with a red eye and blood red bumps went up and, in a more human voice than normal, said "Ace is no longer here. She has sold her soul to the Daleks in order to become the Master of Destruction. More destructive than us. More destructive than the Cybermen. More destructive than the Master. More than you." 7 asked "Whatever do you mean?" The Dalek replied "Oh, Doctor... you have done so much more damage than anyone could have dreamed of. If the road to Armageddon is paved with well intentions, then you have built a freeway." A clip of 7 destroying Skaro from "Remembrance of the Daleks" played. "You have destroyed our world." A clip of 6 choking Peri from "The Twin Dilemma" played. "You have slaughtered your companions." A clip of 4 about to destroy all of Dalek kind from "Genesis of the Daleks" played. "You almost wiped out our entire species." Dissolve to a closeup of 7. "Yes, Doctor, you are a murderer, and it is time you get what's coming to you..." All that time, 7 was yelling "NO! STOP! PLEASE! AAAAAAAAH!" and all that. The Dalek yelled "Exterminate him!" Ace broke 7's neck and walked away. The camera closed in on 7's face as multicolored lights started to shine. The credits played. I went home and had a sandwich. THE END.
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Doctor Who Lost Episode: The Feast of Steven

First of all, let me get something straight. I am a HUGE fan of Doctor Who. Particularly the Classic Era. But that all changed after one horrible decision. See, my late uncle worked for a local television station in the 60's, and while looking for things we might have wanted after he died, I found a film canister in a cupboard. It was labeled "Dr. Who: The Daleks’ Master Plan: Ep 7,". I realized that I must have found a lost episode. I had no idea that Doctor Who had any. I took it to my house and began to watch it. I had no idea about the horrors that awaited me.
My first hint that something was wrong was the title of the episode. "The Feast of Steven". Was Steven going to be cannibalized by The Doctor? I pressed on. Honestly, the episode was so horrifying I can barely talk about it. I’ll just mention the "highlights".
The episode started with the gang landing in a heavily polluted part of 1960's England. Given how scary the rest of the rest the episode was, there's no doubt it wasn't polluted by radiation.
At one point, there was a woman tied up who was about to be sawed in half!
At the end, I was terrified. But it was only the tip of the iceberg. The gang started drinking champagne. And then they all looked at me. Straight into my soul. And they all wished me a Merry Christmas. How could they have known that I was watching this during Christmas!?
I had nightmares for weeks. In the end, I decided to destroy the tape. I posted my experience on a forum. I was quicky banned as people thought I was a troll. Some people believed me however, but they yelled at me for "overreacting" and "destroying a piece of history". Wonder what that's all about.
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I used to like Doctor Who but I don't anymore. Here's why.
One day I was watching reruns of Doctor Who on BBC 'Murica when suddenly a brick came flying through my window that had an envelope attached to it. I opened it and inside was a DVD and a letter. The letter wrote:
DEER SIR OR MAM,
DEESTROI DIS DISK RITE NAO OR DA DALIKZ WIL CUM 4 U. DUNT EVIN WACH IT U DUM FUK.
SINSEERLY,
MR SENORITA
I looked at the disc and on it was "DUKTER HOO LOST EPESUD" written in black crayon. I jumped for joy, thinking this was a lost episode of Doctor Who. I put in my Commodore 64 and watched it. However, it was different. The intro played immediately instead of there being a little clip of the episode. Also, the theme tune was about 0.01% off pitch. And then, I realized that episode was just The Time of Angels in reverse. I turned off my Commodore 64 but it wouldn't turn off. Next thing I know, a Weeping Angel catches the Doctor and rips his head off! The scene was SO SUPER-UBER-DUPER-ULTRA-HYPER-REALISTIC! The Angel ripped off his head and put it back on upside-down! Then it cut to Rose Tyler eating a cucumber and it was poisoned and she became died. And then a Dalek killed everybody! But it said "ELIMINATE" instead of "EXTERMINATE" and I made a Doctor Who fanboy rage scene and threw my C64 out the window, but the C64 broke as if the window was a Nokia. Then I heard "ELIMINATE" outside my window. I moved to Canada and have been living there since.
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Does the pope shit in his hat?

I don't know if he shits in his own hat, but he's shit in mine quite a few times. I don't know how or why he does it, but at least a couple times a year, I'll be in my apartment by myself, just living my life, and all of a sudden I'll hear this loud moan followed by giggling and an absolutely horrific smell. At this point I know it's him once I hear the moan, so I get up to try to catch him, but before I can, he's already in the front doorway giving me this stupid smirk. I always try to reach out and grab him, but he just winks and runs off to the Popemobile idling outside.
Just to be clear, I live in Chicago, not the Vatican, and as far as I can tell, he's coming out here just to shit in my hat. There are no big news stories about him visiting or anything like that, but there is a page in an official Vatican site that shows his travel schedule and it always says he had to make a brief visit for "holy administrative purposes". It's also worth noting that he's in full the full Pope outfit when he does this, so it's pretty impressive that he can move as fast as he does, especially considering his age.
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Dofaemon

I am Nobita Nobi. I live in Kawasaki, Japan, of the 1960s. I do really bad in tests and sports. I got a box from the girl I love, Shizuka. It came with a letter...
"Nobita-kun. This thing is eating me alive. It's some kind of robot. I'm writing this from the hospital. I'm temporaily vegetative, so I'm using Proloquo2Go on an iPad. My mum is helping me write this. The box of the thing that eat me alive is in the box. Love you so much, Shizu-chan"
Why would I open something that would make me vegetative? I wouldn't be so dumb. The box was a cardboard box, and the only writing on it was 「どファエもん」This was creeping me out but I opened it anyways... After I opened it, I found out it was... somekind of robotic cat, that was blue and without ears. I fiddled about with it's body anyways, trying to find the "On" switch. I pulled it's tail and it turned on. It said "Kon'nichiwa. Shukudai no tame ni naniwoshita ga hitsuyōna nodesu ka?" I said "Do homework" and it turned to my desk and started writing negative things like "Commiting suicide is good!" or "Fat people are idiots"
3 hours have passed and he is still writing negative things, like "Kill your teacher" and "Yo Momma is fat" In fact, he's nearly at the end of the jotter I was given by my teacher. I thought some random gibberish would work, so I said "Watashi o korosu" But then he repeated what I said. Suddenly, out of a pocket on his body, he got a knife...
He started stabbing me, right in the chest, and then in the brain. I was screaming. I didn't know what to do. He kept stabbing me full force. I had to badly go to pee, but then I couldn't make it in time. I wet myself. He drank all of the pee that was in the small puddle, and slashed my butt off. He then cut all my limbs off. The pee was stinging the remains of my limbs. By the time my mum got to the room, he was gone. She called the ambulence.
Now I am in a vegetative state myself, and using Proloquo2Go. In fact, I'm beside Shizuka in the children's hospital. I am worse than Shizuka, and I will stay in this state forever. I have developed a lifetime disablity due to him. He's went on the loose. I am offering a 1 billion yen reward to the one that can find this monster who has affected my life.
10 years later, I died of a sad and peaceful death, and yet he has still not been found. He must have gone off to another poor country that has to experience the antics of this monster. Dofæmon's killing is a mystery, and it is still waiting to be solved 40 years later...
But he'll be coming for you...
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Dog

My dog started talking to me, but my dog died three years ago, and I never even had a dog to begin with!
Okay, so there I am chilling out in my house, when all of a sudden, my dog shows up, and he's all like, "Hey dude, long time no see. I have an exciting business opportunity for you."
And then I'm like, "Yo, that sounds like multi-level marketing. Or I guess since you're a dog, it would be multi-level barketing, or MLB for short."
And then my dog said, "Nah, that's major league baseball."
Anyway, I'm kind of spooked now.
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Dog Bite

I was in the waiting room forever. I can't believe how long it takes to see this doctor. I mean, sure he is the best doctor in town but still. This bite on my face killed my looks, and I need him to fix it. Well, I guess it is my fault for doing this. Playing around with a dog and then taking away its treat and flailing it in front of my face was just a dumb idea. I wonder what I can do to occupy my time? Read a magazine? No those are all from 2003, I mean seriously do they ever get new issues? Well, I'm bored. I guess I can text my friends.. Oh wait, my phone is at home. Whatever, I just have to wait patiently.
"Excuse me Miss, the doctor will see you now." the woman at the desk told me.
"Oh boy, finally I get to see this doctor about my face!" I squealed to myself with excitement.
The halls to the office were really creepy, the lights in some areas were dimmed. I don't know if it was just me, but I think I saw some drops of blood on the floor. Whatever, I should just push this to the back of my mind and just see what can be done about my beautiful face! I entered the doctor's office and took a seat in the chair.
"Good evening ma'am, how are you and what have you come here for?" the doctor asked.
"Well, as you can plainly see I have a chunk of flesh missing from my face from a dog wound." I told the doctor.
"Dog wound, eh? Well I'll see what I can do about that." the doctor replied.
I don't know what happened next, but I remember being put under anesthesia. But I woke up, looked in the mirror. Oh my God! My face, its.. its beautiful! It looks even better than it did before the dog incident! I was in the waiting room, about to pay for my surgery when all of a sudden something weird happened. The doctor told me that this was all free of charge. I gave him a hug and thanked him for his kind deed and ran out of the clinic. I got into my car and started to drive home, when I noticed something. My face, its.. it's just stitched together with.. what looks like a chunk of dog flesh.
What the Hell? It must be the anesthesia wearing off. But it wasn't, suddenly chunks of my face just kept falling off, the recently replaced part, then some of the right side of my face!
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!" I screamed with tears coming from my eyes.
Suddenly, a chunk came out from my jaw. I could no longer talk; my tongue was just flailing about. My face was just falling apart. It think came to conclusion; the dog I killed fighting off of me belonged to the doctor. I don't know what sick man gets his revenge like this but...
On September 20, 2010 a car was found crashed off the road, there was a body found but something strange happened; when they took the body out of the car it was missing a face.
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__NOTOC__
==Chapter 1:==
Hello, my name is Hanz. I live in the state of New Washington where I work as a producer of the series Smashing Fine. But once I got an email and then I suddenly got fired. The e-mail said:
When I opened it, my computer blew up. I only saw it for approximently 0.325 seconds. I got scared by the picture.
==Chapter 2:==
That night I had a nightmare. It was me being tortured by a dog that looked like doge. I thought it was a glitch and I woke up.
That morning I had some eggs and some patrick bacon. I threw up because I thought when I ate the eggs, I felt like I was eating my old computer.
I told my mom about the computer and told her that she should by me a new one. This is how it went out:
"Mommy can you buy a computer so I can watch my daily porn- I mean make my money on lottorfreis?"
Mom: "No."
"Mom, you're so old school. Grow up."
Mom: "Oh."
After that, she threw up, cried in her room and two hours later she hung herself.
When I got home, I was happy because I stole mom's credit card and I bought a new computer.
==Chapter 3:==
When I opened my new computer, the wallpaper was "doge.jpg". It was there more than 0.325 seconds. For exactly 1 second. Then my computer blew up.
==Chapter 4:==
I couldn't sleep that night because of that image. I got paranoid, too. I kept seeing the "doge.jpg" image everywhere. Later, I fell asleep...
==Chapter 6:==
15 years have passed and I got another job. I became a milliobillionaire with the biggest house in the world. My job was to bang celebrities like Jessica Asian, Scarface Johansson or anyone, really. Then I got another e-mail at 4 AM that said:
What I saw was really, REALLY disturbing. I died because of the seizure from it. The seizure thing was red...!
==Aftermath==
The police had found my body 8 years later in the middle of Mount Everest and a floppy disk next to it which is named "DO NOT OPEN PLS GOD NO". They didn't know how they could use floppy disks, so 15 years had passed again and they figured out how to use them. What was in the floppy disk was disturbing and everyone died from the disk. But there's only one guy named Osama Obama who survived. He created a copy of the picture...
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Doki Doki Death Club

Friday the 13th...A Day dedicated to superstitions, and dumb people connecting coincidences to "haunted happenings," I didn't feel like going out and having to deal with society and seeing my parents, because I hate them so much, so I opted for staying home on my pc. I heard from one of my friends who is a self proclaimed, "otaku" about this, "kawaii sugoi" anime game he loved called, "Doki Doki Literature Club" and wanted me to try it out. I usually would never even consider playing such trash but since I was so bored I decided to give it a try. I opened up my TOR browser to try and find this game. I only use the TOR because as someone with an abnormally high IQ I find all other browsers to be inferior, and I know you can't trust those mainstream browsers. They're just ways for the government to spy on you. After some searching I found the game on some webpage that was all black except for some white text that read: Doki Doki Literature Club, and below it a download link. I hesitantly clicked download. I started a new game, and everything seemed okay at first but them one of the characters named Yuri clawed out her eyes and her hair turned blood red and suddenly her name changed to; THE DEVIL. Then THE DEVIL said, "Kill your family and give me your credit card information."
I was so scared I immediately closed the game, but it just reopened itself. The game opened with the girl Yuri picking her nose with two fingers
then it began to read my credit card information aloud! I was concerned so I called my local priest, who came over and told me that the devil had haunted my computer! He told me he would go into my computer and fight the devil out of it. HE whipped out a VR headset he kept deep within his robes and plugged it into my computer then put it on. Then he challenged the devil to a 1v1 in Dota2, but the devil was too good especially when playing Meepo and bested the priest in just under 5 minutes. The priest then died inside my computer and the devil still haunts it to this day.
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Doll House

Once upon a time there lived a girl and her mother in a house and in that house roamed a thousand dead bodies in their basement. One day the daughter said, "I'll go in the basement to get my doll" (because it was in there with a girl ghost), but only the mother knew about the ghost because she was the one that killed them! BOO!!!!!!!
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Don't

I can't believe this is true , but it is , tip to you who is reading this don't play enny kind of copy of super mario RPG. Let's just go over to the story. My mom find dads old SNES and she also picked up a copy of super mario RPG , well what do you know i wanted to play emedietly.
That's when things started got weird , when i started the game 2 marios was in my party but not mario though. He was called . . . Well i tried the this strange character and noticed something. When i was supposed too lose , i won. All the time i used . . . that thing happened , this time i got creeped out couse as i used the other . . . i saw a picture of mario. Crying in blood , i turned off my SNES but the picture of mario was still on the TV , I RANNED TO DAD AND SCREAMED OUT LOUD. Dad was walking to the TV and the picture had changed , it was Luigi  , he had no eyes just black eyes and bloody tears. we turned off the TV. I was scared and i mean REALLY scared i was just 8 at the time.
when i got 10 i remembered the game and wanted to play it. It changed name to luigirevenge.EXE . Things was weird though couse you played as . . .
I could see luigis soul comming from . . . and i saw . . . slowly turn in to a black pool of blood, then into mario. I didn't understand what happened but i was trying to turn off the game but it wouldn't.
but i could destroy the SNES , but i didn't wanna crush my dads old love. So i tried to sell the copy of the game. I made it but when i looked behind me . there was a doll of luigi whit no eyes and blood tears
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