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Someone ate my toast.EXE.PNG.JPEG.MP4

My name is Timmy and I am going to tell you a story about how how a demon ate my toast. It was Friday the 13th 3:33pm when I was playing Sonic.EXE when I suddenly had an uncontrollable urge for toast, so I shut my hyper realistic PC off and went Into the kitchen and got some bread and then I put the bread in the toaster and then I set the toaster to toast because as you know, all toasters toast toast. Anyways as I was waiting for the toaster to toast my toast I went to the bathroom and took a hyper realistic pee, it was very scary. Once I got out I saw that someone had eaten my toast D: I was very sad and cried hyper realistic bloody tears because I didn't have any more toast, so I went to the store to get more bread and that's when I saw that all the bread was gone, I felt very sad because how was I going to make toast now?! That's when I saw a demon eating the last piece of toast, he was very scary looking, he had hyper realistic eyes and hyper realistic blood from the toast on his mouth. He said in a deep spooky scary voice "you will never have toast now because I have eaten them all!!" I cried and yelled "nooooo!!!" Because now I could not have any more toast. This was a very scary experience and if you have any toast please send it to because, I need more toast please I'm begging you give me some toast.
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Someone lives at my house, but it's not me

I was all curled up in my warm bed. The mattress was too firm for my liking and the bed was too high off the floor. I would not have bought a bed this tall and this hard, but complainers can't be losers, or whatever the phrase is. Beggars can't be believers... but that's not right either. Believing is seeing, that's the one. But I soon heard a sound down stairs. A faint creaking of footsteps, very careful footsteps. I became scared. I grabbed the gun from under the bed that was not mine, and clutched it in my shaking hands. I tried to be quiet but soon I felt a scratching in my throat. Oh no. The scratching got worse and worse. I tried to swallow but I had no good salvia. I smoked it all to nothing. I tried to muffle the cough but it was not satisfying. I could hear the feet come up the stairs. How did they get the key? I didn't have one, I couldn't find it. Where did they find one? Soon I could not hold my cough any longer, and I let it out. "WHO'S IN MY HOUSE!!??" I didn't say, but the person downstairs did.
I was scared. Who was in this house? How did they know. Many questions floated around my brain as I slowly tip toed to the closet where I hid. Soon the feet were in the room. "I ALREADY CALLED THE COPS. I CAN SEE YOU IN THE CLOSET" Fuck, I was sure to put on the slippers I found in the bathroom to hide my feet. "TAKE OFF MY SLIPPERS" Oh no, this was terrifying. They knew everything. "WHY DID YOU SHIT IN THE KITCHEN SINK" I was trembling. I came out of the closet, but I wasn't gay by any means, in fact I have slept with over 200 women, half of those by the time I was 15. A woman was standing there, a very old woman. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE." I decided it was time for me to leave. I'm sorry I said. Thank you for the shower and warm bed I added. I will leave now, and then I bowed. "GET THE FUCK OUT. AND TAKE YOUR SALVIA" Maybe I had left some. But I ran out of the house, but I still had the slippers.
I will be alerting the authorities soon. Thank you.
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Category:Satire
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Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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Someone stole my shoes

It was a windy, cold and dark night in the castle I inherited from my mysterious uncle after he went missing a few days ago.
The floorboards creaked and the mysterious sounds of chains rattled within the very walls themselves. I walked around with naught but a candle to illuminate my path. But where was I walking? I knew not.
I came across an electronic keypad in the wall and tapped in my Uncle's birthday. A stone door slid to the side, and as I walked into the room, I was met with computers showing all sorts of classified information on ghosts and aliens. I sat down at the computer to investigate further. Would this finally solve the mystery of my missing uncle?
Then the door slid softly shut behind me with no apparent way to open it again. I heard a sound of soft mocking laughter as I looked down and saw... my shoes has been removed.
All I could hear echoing around the castle now was not floorboards creaking, but the sound of my shoes walking. And I'm still here trapped in the room.
Help me someone please! Heellllpp mmmeeeeee
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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Something I'm Forgetting...

I've had this nagging feeling that I'm forgetting something. Something very, very important. I just can't quite place it. Hmm... I turned the gas off, locked all the doors and windows...
Oh, I got it. I was supposed to get out from under your bed now. Excuse me a moment.
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Category:Shortpasta
Something In The Basement

Why!? Why did it have to end like this!? It all started a normal summer day.
I was laying in bed one afternoon when I heard the door open downstairs, I figured it was my sister so I ignored it. Then it dawned on me that she was away on vacation. I jumped out of bed, grabbed my shotgun, and ran downstairs. I saw a tall, thin, man in a suit looking through my stuff. "hey!" I yelled. He turned around to reveal he had no face!
He ran at me and knocked me against the wall, leaving me unconcious. I awoke in a dark basement, my basement, with him standing before me. He then started to talk to me telepathically. He told me that he would keep me in here as his guinea pig, and if I survived the week he would leave and never bother me again. Naturally I agreed, otherwise he'd kill me.
DAY ONE:
Today he brought a little boy into the room. He told me to kill him or I'd die. I strangled him but then I got this weird urge to mutilate him. I took a shovel and bashed his skull in, cut him with the rake, etc. It was fun in a strange way.
DAY TWO:
Same as yesterday but this time I killed her with a saw.
DAY THREE:
Nothing happened today. For some reason I can't speak anymore...
DAY FOUR:
I killed another kid. I'm starting to like this.
DAY FIVE:
I can no longer hear anything. Either that or there's just no sound....
DAY SIX:
Killed another kid..... hahaha I'm going insane!
DAY SEVEN:
Something's happening... I... I can't feel anything on my face! It's as if it just dissapeared... What's going on!? I have an urge to kill children... my body... it's stretching... I'm so skinny dear god i'm so skinny! Help me! It hurts! "the transformation is complete, begin reawakening."
I woke up to the sight of many other slender men. I now know that I have become one of them.
MUST KIDNAP, MUST KILL........
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
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Something Seemed Off

Went over to his house for our hookup date. But right away something seemed...off.
Walked into the house, and at first glance you'd hardly even know anything was amiss. Typical guys house, you know, old pizza box open on the stove, clothes in a pile, shitty band posters on the wall, smell of weed. He seemed to be dressed normally, an old dirty t shirt with holes in it and pants with a stain from where he wiped his hands while eating. All in all, to the untrained eye, a very normal situation.
But... I couldn't help but notice. The walls themselves were clean, and I could see vacuum lines on the carpet. That wouldn't be too out of the ordinary on it's own, but looking closer suddenly a lot of stuff wasn't adding up. When he came in with the "where's my hug", I noticed that his dingy t shirt smelled... Clean. There was clutter, but it was all so purposefully arranged. Like it was un-cleaned, on purpose, in such a way that it'd be easy to clean later
I figure I'm just being paranoid, so I let it go. Open the fridge to grab us beers and to my horror... Fridge was spotless. There was old expired food in there, sure, but... The bologna was unopened, the hot dogs, all of it unopened. And I found a small frill of white cardboard... Ivory white, color ink code h164. The same white they use on la croix boxes.
He starts to notice that I'm sensing something is up. Hmm. It smells like weed and cum socks but... There's no bongs or torn open dab packages lying on the ground. There's a single dab rig... With clean water in it.
I'm getting really freaked out. He takes me to the bedroom and we have sex, and it seems right--14 minutes of bland, uninteresting dick. During it, I was hanging off the bed and took a peek under... Clean. Three pornographic magazines, neatly stacked. No creases or folds in them.
During the last minute, the jig is up for me. Suddenly he has this amazing stroke game, my toes go numb as he's pulling all the best moves and angles. I pushed him off of me, and stormed over to his closet. "No wait!" He called, but I threw it open.
Clean clothes, sweater vests, smart khakis and fitted shirts. Storm out to the living room, he's following me begging me to stop, tryna say "uh, uh, I'm getting blue balled! You're a uh, bitch and a prude and a wh0r3!" But I can hear the respect in his voice, he's fronting. Living room closet... Ugh I wanna throw up just thinking about it.
Neatly stacked are all kinds of really beautiful and tasteful living room decor, hidden so that I wouldn't see. There's... God I'm tearing up typing this... There's a vacuum. Cleaning supplies. Oh god there were even dryer sheets
I swiped the pizza box away. Spotless stovetop. Threw open the oven, freshly cleaned. Cupboards full of healthy snacks, protein powders, preworkout.
"I knew it," I said to him. "You're gay"
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Something Spooky I Noticed About Reddit

People always say, "thank you for the gold kind stranger," but how do they know that this stranger isn't a skeleton? Could there be skeletons walking among us? Find out next time on the History Channel.
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Category:Satire
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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Something Strange

===Episode 1: Sleep===
I awaken, and the grandfather clock across my room chimes one in the morning.
"Go back to sleep," my wife says, "Its very late."
Regardless, I get up, and follow the exit to the hallway, as I need to wash my face.
I love the floors of the house, they ever-so lightly creak, and it soothes me.
Creak, creak, they go.
Creak, creak.
I slowly go down the hallway, and calm myself with the nice creaks of the wooden floor I've owned for so many years. Only three, but I still am used to it.
You see, the creaks go something like this:
# Creak
# Creek
# Creeakk
# CRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
# crek
# creak
That's pretty much it.
I wash my face, and return to bed.
I had no idea what was going to happen the next day.
=== Episode 2: Something Strange ===
What the fuck?
I wake up to the noise of screaming.
My wife probably is watching thrillers, I think.
And that is when my brain clicks.
SHE is screaming.
I run downstairs and into the living room. She is asleep on the couch.
Somebody is fucking with me, huh?
Then I proceed to the downstairs bedroom, where my step daughter resides when she is over.
Empty.
She died 4 years ago.
Right..
I feel a jolting pain go up my leg as I walk out of my step daughter's room. I am immediately paralyzed in the leg and fall back.
"Of whomst the fuck?!" I shout.
My wife wakes up, and comes over.
"Honey, what are you doing on the ground?"
"I don't fucking know, what are you doing on your two feet?"
She helps me up, and I go to the bathroom upstairs again.
I have a large gash in my leg.
Then, suddenly, a black-haired girl jumps from the shower curtain.
=== Episode 3: Cut! ===
"Cut!" the producer says.
"That was a shitty plotline. Cancel movie."
"And most importantly, too grammatically proper."
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Something Was Stolen from Me - Part 2

Yesterday, I was writing a story for one of my favorite sites, and it was probably the best horror story anyone has ever written. There was darkness, skeletons, fecal matter, and I'm pretty sure someone died!
Then, I posted it.
I didn't realize until later though, that the scariest thing wasn't even in the story.
As I mentioned in the title, the skeletons stole something from me.
What was it?
THEY STOLE PART ONE OF THIS STORY!!!!
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Category:Satire
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Something came in the mail today...

I have a little story about the creepiest thing that ever happened to me.
When I was 12 and new to vine I loved the Deez Nuts vine. One day I decided to look up the vine and all looked normal until I saw it was from a different account. I then noticed the video was a whole 12 seconds long, which is extremely scary considering that vines can only be 6 seconds long. But curiosity got the best of me and I decided to press that malicious bloody play button.
It started out normal with Welven on the phone saying "something came in the mail today..." But as he said his iconic line "Deez Nuts" something terrifying happened, he stopped.
His mouth grew wide with large big teeth, his eyes became soulless and dark with tiny white pupils with eerie music. I threw up onto my phone it was so scary. But then I heard something behind me IRL. In a demonic voice I heard Welven say "gottem" and then he killed me. Let's just say, there's a reason why they shut down Vine.
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Sonic's Fate

If you don't know me,I'm Daniel and I like Sonic The Hedgehog. Here's a story that made me disliking Sonic The Hedgehog.
One day,I was in the attic looking for old stuff that I remembered in the older days. I ran into my Sega Genesis and my favourite game Sonic 3 and Knuckles. The game was so old that it couldn't let me play. So I went on Ebay to look for ROM hacks that weren't giving me creeps. 
I found one Sonic ROM hack and it titled: Sonic's Fate. I said to myself:"Well gonna get it" I ordered the game and it took half an hour. One evening,it came in a box. I opened it,excited to try. I learned how to play ROM hacks in the past but I can trust myself to play it. I got in my room with my Sega Genesis and the game and I booted up the game.
The game after it booted up was not the Sonic logo everyone remembers. It was Sonic 2. But Sonic was missing in the logo. And Tails is sad. And the title says:"Sonic's Fate" I thought to myself:"Whoa! That was not a ROM hack I was looking for." Then suddently,the game started. It shows the Character Select. It had:
Tails
Knuckles
Shadow 
And Sliver
I picked Tails since he was my favourite character in the Sonic world. Then one cutscene started. It shows Shadow and Sliver looking for Sonic at Angel Island. Suddently,I saw Sonic but he was evil and his fur was red. Both heroes fell onto the ground cuz he was stronger than I thought. Then Sonic took them and goes in the portal. The message in my TV screen said:"MeEt Me At AcT 3" I rebooted the game.
Then,the logo has changed,Tails was missing for the logo and in the Character Select,it only showed:
SoNiC
I knew my game was glitching. The game started to act up. When I picked SoNiC,the game started to glitch harder and harder that in my window,I saw the hedgehog I remember that took Shadow and Sliver. It opened the door to my sister's room. But my family are on vacation. The hedgehog disappeared leaving the lights flickering. I went to turn off the lights and continue with the game.
It was 3:00 AM and the game shutted on me with a message on my TV screen saying:"You survived the murder" I throwed it to the trash can and I grabbed the hammer and smashed the game and selled it.
If you see the game,don't play it or you'll have nightmares.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Sonic's Last Life

This is not one of those creepypastas where its just the basic "Oooh! i got a haunted game and a ghost wants to kill me!!! Ahhh!".
This is just a secret found in a Sonic game...
I love sonic games! I always love to play the classics on the genesis but i do make hacks as well! I was playing a sonic game known as the WORST GAME IN HISTORY!... Sonic the hedgehog a.k.a Sonic '06, when i looked and saw that my computer was still on so i went to shut it off, when i got back to my XBOX the level completed... Now i just expected this to be a bug since the game was king of all glitches. It brought me back to the hub world and i saw a new quest so i went over to see what it was, the guards at the portal to the desert wanted me to travel out into an unknown forest to recover all of the emerald shards and to stop "That No-good Red Echidna" from collecting them first. A weird level popped up called "Secret Forest" and it was in acts!!! I was so excited that i was the first to unlocked this secret zone! A sonic 1 styled title card came in and it read "SECRET FOREST ZONE ACT 1"
The zone background looked like the angel island background, BEFORE IT WAS SET ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!! But the grass was pitch black and the dirt was... dripping with blood (Editors Note : If Mutahar Reads This "Add 1 To The Cliché Counter and the Blood Counter!")... REALLY?! IS THIS THING JUST GOING TO GO FULL "ME" MODE?!!!
There were 3D Modern styled motobugs and buzz bombers and the rings were red. As i walked to the first emerald shard a message box appeared:
"Is this really the kind of torture you're going to put me through?! FINDING ALL 61 OF THESE?! I will reset the level, that means i will be on my last life. Do not foul me this time. HELPUSALL"
The level reset
A lives counter at the bottom of the screen showed "SONIC - 1"
Sonic had 1 life left... i walked to the last emerald shard because i collected 60 now and then sonic screamed and another message appeared:
"LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO ME! LOOK... You forced me to do this, oh god.. may the secret forest have mercy on your soul, YOU SADISTIC DEMON!"
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Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Sonic's last laugh

Through various means, you have obtained a video game rumored to be haunted by some malicious entity. Others have warned you of the potential dangers lurking within this game. However, you disregard this all this as curiosity and a gamer's spirit drive you forward. The cover is heavily worn out, the only legible text being the title written in faint marker. It reads...
'sonic'
You start playing Sonic the Hedgehog, excited to play the game at hand. However, you soon notice the Starting Screen is the one for Sonic the Hedgehog 06, a game that is known to be a complete unplayable nightmare. But wait... what's that? The game's beginning cutscene is completely different than any recorded footage!
Your game controller begins glowing ominously. Your body is wracked with pain, your innards screaming and writhing in agony. Your organs fail as you collapse to the floor in a bloody heap, your consciousness flickering and fading away at the thought of Sonic 06. The police arrive to the scene, only to find a tragic and unexpected end to your life. You are pronounced dead, never having been able to finish the haunted video game. Your soul, however, is trapped in the game, now doomed to play Sonic 06 for eternity.
With the soul of an innocent gamer trapped within, Sonic 06 becomes a vile and disturbing game. Your consciousness takes control of Sonicland, enslaving the inhabitants and establishing a brutal regime of hatred and bigotry. The game is now filled with jumpscares, gore, and Nazi imagery, creating a horrific abomination that will leave any who play it in a state of perpetual mental torment. Those caught in the clutches of Sonic 06 will be subject to the wrath of the new fascist regime under Sonic the Hedgehog. However, with your influence, the story and tone of Sonic the Hedgehog 06 change drastically, becoming a brilliant critique of right-wing authoritarianism and a poignant condemnation of hatred and fascism. You have saved the day.
The End.
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Category:Memes
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Sonic.EXE 3

I'm so fucking done with everything. Let me explain myself. Just this morning, Sonic.EXE pissed all over my face. I had to take a very long shower and I can still taste it. He will suffer for what he did to me. I am going to use my elite hacking skills to find put where he lives and kill him. For those of you who don't know, I became an elite hacker from watching a SomeOrdinaryGamers video. I was on my way to Sonic.EXE's house when I ran into Edward and Nicole from Arcade Craniacs. They were filming a video on Sonic.EXE so I stalked them. Here is what happened; Edward did his usual intro and then knocked on Sonic's front door. He then made an adult joke about how he used to be in a relationship with him. Sonic.EXE opened the door and said "Fortnite.EXE" loudly. They screamed and ran away. Now that I had the perfect chance to strike I jumped out of the bushes and stabbed Sonic.EXE in the back. He laughed and said "that's exactly what I want in my men- I mean friends!" That comment made me feel bad for him. Turns out he just wanted an emo boyfriend like me to get with. "And that is how I met your other father" I say to my two kids.
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