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The Girl and The Painting

My story starts when I bought a new house. It was a nice old house with a private 3 acre lake and i got it cheap. When I got there i looked around inside. All was normal, until I got to the kitchen where on the wall across from the oven was this strange painting. It showed two people facing away so I could not se their faces, and they were behind bars like they were in jail.One had long hair and the other had short hair. There was something not right about this painting so I tried to take it off the wall, but it didn't budge. I just walked away to see the rest of the house. I was on my way upstairs when I heard something from downstairs, it sounded like laughing. I turned around but saw nothing, but the laughing continued. It was coming from the kitchen. I slowly walked downstairs and turned into the kitchen and nothing could have prepared me for what i saw. I saw a little girl in a dress standing at the far side of the kitchen. Her face looked so evil even though she was smiling, and when I came in she just stared at me and stopped laughing. After about 5 seconds she sped towards me, and i took out my phone and snapped a picture. When I looked back, she was gone. I slowly moved into the kitchen then turned to look at the painting. The painting was different, the people in it were not facing away, but were facing towards me. Their faces were shadowed and sad. I did not know what to think of this. That night I was in bed and i heard the horrible laughing coming from downstairs. I did not want to but i opened my eyes, and i swear i saw the two people in the painting standing there, watching. It happens every night now, the laughing, then i know the people are watching me. Every time I see the painting,it changes. Most of the times its the shadowed sad face, but sometimes its a demonic smile. Now every time I look at the painting I see something new, in the corner, is the girl with the dress. Watching, Always watching.
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The Girl in the Computer

My name is Katy. I recently moved to a new house with my mom, dad and big sister. We moved to this house near England. Our old house was in the northern part of Scotland so it took hours till we eventually got there. When we got there, it was a nice looking house located in a quiet peaceful village. I decided to go exploring for a bit. It was a pretty big house. But it's not like a mansion though. All the rooms I visited were very dusty. And the house itself looked like it was built in the 20th century. After visiting some rooms, I went up to the attic. When I went in the attic, there was one thing that caught my eye. It was a painting of a girl holding a few flowers. She looked like she was 11 or 12. But the painting was positioned in an awkward way. It was sort of tilted and it looked like there was something behind it.
I walked up to it and moved it aside. When it was fully out of the way there was a small hole to crawl into. It looked like there was something at the end. I just managed to fit through and when I got to the end, I was a bit surprised. At the end, there was a table, a stool and on the table was a computer. The computer looked like one of those old computers. I thought it was going to be covered in dust but to my surprise it was sleek and clean. I was curious about it so I switched it on. At first, everything seemed fine but then
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The Glitched Minecraft World

One day, I went to play Minecraft. I had a hardcore survival mode world with awesome progress where I had 100 stacks of diamonds, a house made out of emerald blocks, and as a decoration, mob heads on dripstones to represent heads on pikes. It had been going since the 1.10 update!
However, when I logged into the game, it said that it had a new update where mobs become hyper-realistic. That was interesting!
When I loaded the world, the mobs were great but something seemed...off. I couldn't tell what was off, but either way, I went to my house. I heard a weird noise but I opened the door anyway. When I opened it, a skeleton popped out. I whipped out my diamond sword and killed it.
Just then, it changed to night. A bunch of monsters spawned near my house and surrounded it until I basically had a mosh pit of monsters around my house. There was even a few zombified piglins that came out of my nether portal!
I opened my door. I was surrounded, and I locked myself in the mineshaft that I made. One of the zombies was pounding on the door and started to break it. I got to the bottom by water bucket clutching, but the door broke, and monsters all started pouring into the water. I was horrified, and then, creepers were all around me and started exploding, and it killed all the monsters and me. And since this is hardcore, I could never respawn in this world again.
I started saying, "FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!" in every language, and then a real life creeper came up behind me and exploded my entire house, including me.
THE END
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The Gnome

The seniors of St. Charles high school's football team went out to party after winning the state championship. As is common with high school jocks, all of them had plenty of experience with alochol and pot. Deciding to make this night really memorable, they all tried acid for the first time. The four of them drove around town for several hours before pulling up to a dark shady house, with a funny looking lawn gnome on the front lawn. They decided to steal the gnome, but as soon as they got it in the car it started talking to them. All four boys were terrified of this gnome, and decided to throw it in the trunk of the car. When they got home, the gnome was still babbling incoherently. They left it in the trunk and crashed for the night. When they woke up, they found the body of a 4 year old kid in their trunk.
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The God of Minecraft

One day, I woke up, went to school, and then, came back to my house. I had an original Minecraft copy, and it was the 1.8.1 Beta release day! I was anxious. So, I started Minecraft, clicked Force Update, and stuff. The update was installed successfully, and I started a new world. The first thing that I wanted to do was to find the new mob, the Enderman. I heard and watched some videos that they're only found in the highest mountains, so I just found one, and got up there. The creature, the Enderman, was there. He was holding dirt, but there was a strange animation in this dirt. Some strange sparkles, I mean. The critical hit animation. I just said to myself: I hate bugs, and, then, I killed the Enderman with my bare hands, using the crits.
After a lot of trouble to found a great mountain to build my house, I placed a wooden door on it, and crafted a bed. I slept. After I woke up, everything was black. It was still night, I mean. But when I looked out, no stars, no mobs, no moon. I could just see the crosshair, and the quick-inventory. So I tried to reach my workbench, but I couldn't see anything, so, I opened my inventory.
In there, all my things were gone, except for like 4 coals and 30 sticks. Crafted some torchs in the inventory, and then tried to light it up. It didn't worked. I tought I was locked up to my bed, due to some freakin creeper that exploded during my sleep, but I forgot to look behind me.
Everything was normal, and there was a strange and realistic sound. I turned around again.
Everything I saw was the same Enderman, holding a Netherrack, with the same sparkles. I attacked him with my stone sword I built after meeting him. So, the Netherrack turned into water, and the water was red. Red like the Redstone color. I was drowning really fast in this liquid.
I died, and the game crashed.
I started my Minecraft again, and I was near the bed. So, I thought it was just a bug, and ran out, to find some Porkchop.
I saw a man with white shining eyes: I already heard of him. Herobrine, maybe?
I attacked him, and he attacked me.
Everything went black again, and I spawned in the Nether. All of the blocks were with the crit particle effect. I looked up, and I saw the Enderman, holding the same Netherrack that I drowned my character.
I can't play Minecraft anymore.
Not after knowing that Herobrine is always there. In his true form. Holding various worlds in their hands.
Herobrine is the Enderman. And the Enderman is the god of Minecraft. See? Are you in a snowy place? Just look up. Sky? No. Blue eyes lookin' at you.
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The Goddess of Hell

We all know the story of good and evil. We all know about Haven and Hell. Yes, the simple stories of God vs Satan, but, they never told you about the story of the one Goddess who was not welcomed in Haven or Hell.
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The Good, the Bad and the Popping Skeleton

== Part the one ==
Once upon my McDonald's order, they forgot my order of a coffee and gave me a fruit juice packet. Why a packet? I knew they were up to something, something bad. I came back to talk about my order and they told me to shut up and leave. I asked for the manager and he said to shut up and leave.
That is a big sad.
Very sad
I went to a different McDonald's drive thru, they also did these heinous, food-involving crimes.
I will not stand for it!
It is only good to take money for true satisfaction, not because you want it!
In delirium, I went back home, coffeeless. I needed a drink of coffee as I was about to plunge into bad dreams of bad McDonald.
== Part the second ==
A figure floats past my face with a cup. Wow, a hot coffee! I drink and feel awakened like yeet.
There was a message on the back of the cup, however. It spoke about the fruit juice problem and said of how I should have more B6 and less caffeine. 
That was McDonald's reason? Now I know of the order mix up and my lawsuit dreams are squandered.
The end sent a sinister sentence.... 'You are too bad, PATRIXX come for U!!!'
On cue, the EVIL PATRIXX sent the worst nights. Nights where visions of skeletons popping out defeat my wishes to sleep.
When I went a week of fatigue, PATRIXX saw the boredom with toying with me and sent a real skeleton to pop out.
THE END
of me that is.
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The Gorilla Files

A few year years back me and I were driving to McDonalds to cheeseburger, we found a haunted a haunted game called "gorilla 3d.txt" is was very scary, after we got done playing very scary game, we went to order our cheeseburgers, but then a man in a scary gorilla costume, he killed my friends it was very scary it was so scary, but then we fell in love, we are now in a loving relationship.
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The Gorilla Files 2: the Prequeal

I know you're not going to believe this but there was one a kid called "hulio" his parent were very abusive so much that he died, he was bullied so much that he went on a killing spree and killed everyone. and then he went to "666" land it was so scary I was very scared, but everything is fine, he now lives a happy life. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
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The Gramm Disease

In any town, in any city, there is a disease called The Gramm Disease. What is this disease, you may ask? Well. The Gramm Disease is a disease that the Vagooman casted upon the wicked; because they were not bootylicious. The Vagooman was infuriated by this outrage of the users on the CP wiki on not being Bootylicious, so here is what happened...
There was a user, whose name was Zyranne. Zyranne was the queen of Vagooland. Her husband, Ainsley, were the proud owners of Vagooland. Passed down by Miley Cyrus in order to pursue the career of twerking, they took Vagooland as one of their own. Luigifan was not pleased with his body, so he decided to overrule Ainsley. But that failed, since Ainsley gave birth to Zyrannes son. Named Ainsley Jr. Ainsley died on the spot of giving birth, due to Kitty Mistake debating whether or not she should have her name changed.
As darkness reigned all over Vagooland, Zyranne grew into a deep depression. So she started twerking for the users of CP Wiki, for de lolz. There was a user by the name of Fatal Disease, that just bursted out "litz reise e gless n left eet op. n zip frum jimi colonz kup." Fatal was executed, because it disturbed Zy's twerk fest. The twerk fest continued, but everyone left because they were distracted by Donkey Kong (who has no dong [:(])
Then, suddenly, someone FALCON PUUUUNCHED a cloud in a pissy matter, and Gramm floated down like mother fuckin' Jesus. He said "Let there be grapes." And grapes fell upon the whole entire kingdom. Then Gramm took a random piss, which made everyone sick. Fatal Disease was resurrected, and said "lol. nope" and he started getting everyone sick with the Fatal Disease.
Zyranne had no choice but to pull the plug. She started doing the Hokey Pokey, with Ainsley Jr. Then rocks falled, and everyone died. And then Ainsley's skeleton popped out.
The End
Idea brought to the attention of the bored citizens of CP wiki
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The Grease Oil Stain

Once, long ago, the mighty grease oil stain, and his best buddy, fucknose, were on this hype ass adventure through the haunted valley,
grease oil stain says "im getting my priorities straight tomorrow, if a bitch can even survive, look' we for real down this motha' fucka', i dont even know what the hell im doing here! i mean, sheeeiiiiiit!"
"well, why dont we just go back?" fucknose replies.
"look, fucknose, you got me through this halfway already, if you kill me, fucking ends of earth will eat your ass as a weird way of karma, bitch, am i clear?!?"
"... yeah..."
Now, grease oil stain and fucknose carry along the valley of hidden danger!
oh wow, who could have ever guessed, fucknose gets touched by a giant bear, and it appears to be.... you guessed it.. BLACK!
"oh crap, let me take a picture, than run away!" grease oil stain says.
fucknose says:
"AHHHHHHHH, HELP!! CALL NINE one..." *groaning* "AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
grease oil stain survives this valley, and he then dies 3 years later from herpes, The End!
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The Great Chicken God

The great chicken god Cluckoth-luhulu'N-huttoalbh—Cluckoth for short--is watching. It is watching from beyond, from beyond the greasy fried fringes of our reality. Cluckoth is angry. Normally insignificant to such a one as could pull worms from things huger and stranger than the stars, we, little beings that we are, have gotten his attention. We've been eating too much chicken, oh, yes we have. Yes, the very fringes of our reality have been lathered with fried chicken grease. Oily, oily.
Cluckoth has begun to manifest himself in our dreams, cramming people into cages just to fry them up at a prodigal pace, until they wake up screaming. Some don't wake at all.
But these nightmares will pale in comparison to when Cluckoth fully enters our sphere of existence, beyond the celestial spheres, beyond the dead and dying stars, beyond the greasy fried fringes of our reality, from a place of ever piping music and dancing chicken monoliths that stretch across chasms and eons of space and time.
Cluckoth is coming.
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The Great Gazoo in "Twenty-sided Dice"

HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. YOU LIKE MAGIC? I'LL BET THE LAST TIME YOU GOT ANYWHERE NEAR MAGIC IN BED YOU WERE SHOVING TWENTY-SIDED DICE UP YOUR ASS WHILE YOU JERKED YOUR TINY WAND TO YOUR MAGIC: THE GATHERING DECK. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU NEED A MEGA-DOSE OF GAZOO-BRAND MASCULINITY. I'LL COVER YOUR HAPLESS, EFFEMINATE FORM IN A THREE FOOT DEEP LAYER OF WHITE-HOT BABY BROTH FROM MY IMMINENTLY IMPRESSIVE GAZOO PLEASURE PYTHON. YOU'LL BEG ME FOR A SECOND COMING, AND I'LL OBLIGE YOU, PUMMELING YOU IN EVERY ORIFICE. YOU'LL AWAKEN IN THE HOSPITAL, YOUR TEETH BROKEN OFF AT THE GUM LINE AND WITH SEVERE BLOOD LOSS. BUT YOU'LL STILL CALL ME TO BEG FOR MORE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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The Great Gazoo in "Your Mom"

HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. DURING YOUR ORIENTATION SESSION YOUR MOTHER, WHO ALSO ATTENDED ALONG WITH YOU THAT VERY DAY, PASSED ME A NOTE, WHICH I DO NOT RECALL IN ITS ENTIRETY. SOMETHING ABOUT "I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIFE IN EXCHANGE FOR EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH EVERY BEING ON THIS EARTH PRAYS EVERY DAY TO EXPERIENCE; GETTING FUCKED IN THE MOUTH BY YOUR THROBBING MASSIVE COLUMN OF FLESH". I COULD NOT DISCOURAGE THIS WOMAN, SO IN A FLASH, MY DAPPER TIGHT PANTS EXPLODED AS MY BEHEMOTH OF LOVE UNLEASHED ITSELF TOWARDS YOUR MOTHER'S GAPING UTERUS, WHICH SHE HAD SUBMITTED TO MY MEAT MISSILE THE MOMENT SHE REALIZED HER LIFE GOAL HAD BEEN REALIZED. I FEEL IT IS AN APPOPRIATE TIME NOW TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR MOTHERS DEATH 5 YEARS AGO WAS NOT DUE TO A TERRORIST ATTACK DURING THE ORIENTATION PARTY, IN WHICH YOUR MOTHER WAS BLOWN APART BY AN RPG; RATHER THE SHEER SIZE OF MY THROBBING MAMMOTH-LIKE MISSILE WAS TOO MUCH FOR HER BODY TO SUPPORT, DESPITE HER ARGUABLY SIZEABLE ANUS. THAT, ALONG WITH THE SUBSEQUENT TORRENTIAL FLOOD WHICH INSTANTLY FILLED HER BODY WITH MY CREAMY MAN JUICE, AND WHICH THE SHEER VOLUME OF ITS CONTENT RESULTED IN THE GOOEY MATTER GUSHING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE IN HER BODY. I GUARANTEE IT.
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The Great Gazoo in the Park

HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. AS I AIMLESSLY AMBLED THROUGH THE PARK THIS DAY I SAW IN THE THE BUSHES A COUPLE FRANTICALLY FUCKING FANTASTICALLY. IMMEDIATELY I FELT MY MARVELOUSLY MAGNIFICENT MASSIVE MEATY MAN HAMMER TERRIFICALLY TEAR MY PANTS INTO TINY SCRAPS. AS MY INCREDIBLY IMMENSE IMMACULATE COCK SPRANG FORTH. IT SPRUNG INTO THE JAW OF THE MAN KNOCKING HIM LEAGUES AWAY. THE WOMAN LOOKED UP AT MY TERRIFIC TITANIC TOOL IN AWE AND BEAUTY AND IMMEDIATELY LOST CONTROL OF HER QUIVERING QUIM. I WAITED FOR HER TO SAY YES AND WHEN SHE DID I IMMEDIATELY CONSENSUALLY IMPALED HER FORM UPON MY WEAPON OF MASS ORGASM LEAVING HER WITHOUT BREATH OR THOUGHT. I POUNDED HER TIGHT TUBE UNTIL I RELEASED MY TORRENTIAL TESTICULAR TSUNAMI SENDING HER FLYING AS HAD HER MAN. MY ENGORGED ENRAGED MAN HAMMER CONTINUED TO SPRAY ACROSS THE PARK FOR HOURS AFTERWARDS. 9 MONTHS LATER 46 WOMEN WHO WERE IN THAT PARK THAT DAY ALL HAD CHILDREN. I GUARANTEE IT.
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The Great Gazoo in the Subway

HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. MERE HOURS AGO, ON A SUBWAY RIDE HOME TO MY LAVISH PENTHOUSE APARTMENT, ON MY WAY BACK FROM THE WORLDS MOST VIRILE MAN COMPETITION, THERE SAT ACROSS FROM ME A WOMAN OF ADMIRABLE MAMARY PROPORTIONS. NATURALLY, MY IMMEDIATE REACTION WAS FOR MY DANGEROUS, DEVILISH, DAPPER DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL TO SWELL TO THE ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL BAT. BUT I DIGRESS. THE IMPORTANT PART OF MY TALE OF UNIMAGINABLE SEXUAL PROWESS WAS THUS:
A RATHER INNEBRIATED FELLOW BEGAN TO HARASS THE OTHER PATRONS UPON THE SUBWAY CAR WHOSE DIJMENSIONS WERE BEING NOW APPROACHED BY THAT OF MY TOWERING MEAT FOUNTAIN. HAVING NOT THE SAME AUDACITY AS I, THEY THOUGHT IT BEST TO LET THE MAN BE. AS HE MOVED FROM PROUDLY DISPLAYING HIS COMPARATIVELY INSIGNIFICANT PENILE PINKY TO THE OLDER WOMEN, BOUNCY AND BOUNTIFUL BEAUTIFULLY BREASTED BROAD THAT HAD CAUSED THE MAMMOTH SWELLING OF MY SWEATY MALE-WHALE, I CLUTCHED TIGHTLY MY TROPHY FROM AFOREMENTIONED COMPETITION, AND KNEW IMMEDIATELY THE APPROPRIATE COURSE OF ACTION. THE LOOK THAT GRACED HIS WANDERING EYES AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE WILL CAUSE ME RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY A YEAR. THE RESULTIMG AROMA OF GIN AND TESTOSTERONE THAT LINGERED IN THE AIR WAS INVIGORATING. I THEN SPOKE IN A DIALECT OF MANDARIN CHINESE IN A FREQUENCY THAT ONLY ELEPHANTS CAN HEAR A WARNING TO THIS MAN THAT THIS BEHVAIOR OF HIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. ALAS, IT FELL ON DEAF EARS, FOR HE HAD PASSED. THE FELLATIO SESSION THAT I HAD EARNED FROM THE MAGNIFICENTLY MILKY MAIDEN WAS INTERRUPTED BY THE GOINGS-ON OF THE NEAREST POLICE OFFICER. RATHER THAN GO THROUGH THE TEDIUM OF FILLING OUT TIRESOME REPORTS AND STATEMENTS, I WASHED HIM OUT OF THE TRAIN AND UP THE STAIRS TO THE STREET WITH A BATH OF ONLY THE FINEST PROTEIN PACKED PUBIC PUDDING THAT I COULD MUSTER. I GUARANTEE IT.
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The Great Gazoo in the Supermarket

HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. YESTERDAY I WAS STROLLING IN THE SUPERMARKET WHEN A FLIRTATIOUSLY FUCKABLE FEMALE CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THE BURLY BULGE IN MY BOXERS. AS SHE INTRODUCED HERSELF I ALREADY HAD HER HEAVENLY HOMOLOGOUS HIPS PINNED TO THE WALL WITH MY LIMBER LOCOMOTIVE OF LIBIDO. SHE MOANED AND SHOUTED YES YES YES WHILE MY SUMPTUOUS SEXY SERPENTINE SEMEN-SYRINGE VICIOUSLY POUNDED AFTER FILLING AN ARRAY OF HER ORIFICES. WHEN I RETIRED FROM RAVAGING HER RAVENOUS RAVINES OF REPRODUCTION I PUMPED PINT AFTER PINT OF PALE PENIS-PUDDING DEEP INSIDE HER CAVERNOUS CUM-CRATER. SHE CAME SO HARD, THE STORE IS STILL FULL OF WET FLOOR SIGNS. I GUARANTEE IT.
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