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Fasten Your Seatbelt

It was a January afternoon and I was travelling home after a week at college in the city. Sitting back in my car, I was driving alone along a county road. The day had been warm, there was slush all around and the roads were wet.
I was listening to the radio. The reporter said they were expecting freezing weather to return to the area. I thanked God – if I really hated something, it was wading through slush and getting my feet all wet because of my cheap shoes.
As it became darker, I saw the forecast was quite spot on. Keeping my eye on the dashboard display, I saw the temperature had fallen 15 degrees lower. A cold wind began to blow and snowflakes were coming down lightly. I smiled and turned up the radio, happy that I didn't need to give my feet a warm bath after coming home.
It was about half past five. The roads were almost empty, it was warm in the car and I was imagining myself opening a glass of wine, sitting comfortably in my armchair and reading a good book.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
What the...?
Beep. Beep. Beep.
It was the seatbelt warning light, which would normally go off to warn you your seatbelts were not fastened. It was flashing red and annoying beeping sounds were coming out of the dashboard. I immediately checked my seatbelt. Fastened. What's up?
Beep. Beep. Beep.
I looked closer and I saw it was the passenger's seatbelt light. There must be something wrong with the sensor, I assumed. As the beeping became louder and more annoying, I started punching the passenger seat next to me. After a few punches the beeping stopped. In a few seconds, I found myself back listening to the music on the radio, forgetting the occurrence. A few moments later...
Beep. Beep. Beep.
The warning light had gone off again. Annoyed, I thought to myself I needed to have the car serviced, frightened how much I would have to pay for that. I tried punching the passenger seat again, but this time it didn't help.
Beep. Beep. Beep.
Shit. What's wrong? I pulled up on the hard shoulder. The beeping stopped. I fastened the seatbelt to prevent the broken sensor from launching the false alarm again. I put the car in gear and moved off. Everything was OK for some time, but then...
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
What the fuck is this?!
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
It all happened in an instant. I saw lights coming at me from around a turn. I stomped on the brake. The car went into a skid and became uncontrollable. The lights got closer and almost blinded me. Then, in the fraction of the second before everything ended, I saw two black holes in an expressionless face staring at me from where a passenger would be seated. I knew who He was.
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Fat Albert lost episode

whjen i was a kid, i loved fat albert. but that all changed when i was walking down the street in my usual fat albert walk and saw a vcr tape. it had tape on it that says 'fat albert lost episode'! oh my gosh i cant even believe how excited i was when i braught this bad boy home. i pressed the play button with my popcorn in hand. teh opening was like the normal hey hey hey its fat albert! but when he poked the screen hered an man go 'oUCh' but ithought nothing of it. i ignored it because i grew up with the lovable fat fguy. it started off with the junkyard and rudy and wierd harold and russell and bill and dumn donald and mush mouth and bucky and fat albert! haha. but it was wierd. the gang was like bullying fat albert because he was so fat and i was like they nevre did that before... somethigs going on. rudy was walked up to fat albert and said 'ur too fat we cant even fit my fist in ur mouth.'. rudy was mean guy but he wasnt that mean i said to myselkf. then mush mouth came up and say hebab fabab abeb, whyb ub sob ubgby? then fat alber ran off the screen and i hered him set up chair and get rope and i was like no fat albert dont do it :((( luckely he was just make his new sled and need chair to reach something and rodpe to tye it tofgether. he wont on the sled and slid down to mudfoot brawn and crashed into him them!! then t-t-the screen turn ed black and fat albert got real close with blood in he eyes and said 'hey ha ha' then the crowd cheerd and but they get up on stage and grabbing fat albert and rip him apart! :O bloods and gut spilled onto my floor and i scramed for my mommy because fat alberts neck was snaped and his body was oddly smelly. i put the disk in the ocean and hoped to never see thats disk again
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Fat Man

The story begins with Homer at a kitchen, eating pizza. Then Lisa comes and asks him "can I play dress-up". He replies "OK sure". Then Bart comes and says "can I play street fight". He replies "Yeah". Then his wife comes and says: "GOD HOMER YOU ARE EATING SO MANY FOOD". Then he continues to eat. Then, a time card 31 minutes later appear. Then show a crazed fat Homer, in the forest, with a storm effect used. The camera then zooms to his stomach. He still appears in the same background. Then all of the Simpsons come and say: "Oh my god you are fat, Homer!". Then it shows the time card 56 minutes later, and the camera zooms to all fat and crazed Simpsons in the forest. Then the camera zooms to their stomachs and the text appeared and said "FAT MANS". That's the end.
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Fat Sea Creature

==Page 1==
The year is 1185 A.D., I am a ninja leaving from Japan and entering China, during the autumn season. I left for China to escape my family heritage of dishonor. I shall start in a new country, with nothing to my name but the clothing on my back, and the sword in my hand. I thought I saw a fat sea animal on the coast when I left. I didn't look like anything I'd ever seen before.
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==Page 2==
I saw the fat sea animal again, this time on the coast of china. I think it's following me. I asked a man about the fat sea animal and he said that he didn't know what it was. I'm going to check the folklore for stories of this creature, they may grant insight.
==Page 3==
I saw it again and it attacked me, almost tearing me to shreds. How is this possible? It was just a fat sea animal! There was no way to could have gotten so close to defeating me!
==Page 4==
I've been mortally wounded, there's no way that I'll ever survive. It's cut me in two. I'm using the last of my energy to write this. There is no stopping it, not even the fabled Heron can. Not Cthulhu. Not God. I should mention that it is known as a "Walrus". It's a shame that my last moments will be spe
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Fat Vampire vs. Retro Lightbulb: Sc@ry Sims 3 Storee

This one day I was playing Sims 3 and? my cat was sitting next to me. But? I don't have a cat. BUT THEN WHO WAS PETCO? Anyway, I was a [censored to protect Nickolodean from hate] and we usually get to find out WHAT IS LOVE before Night at the Roxbury airs.? We saw this episode of Assbob Wetpants and he had sex with Sandy and it was hyperrealistic. Back to the real story. I was playing and my character was a fat arse. Then he got bit by a vampire and skeletons popped out and then I diedfdjfjdifj, but I would like to say I love Kool Aidfjdkfdf
To save you, read the first words of these things/words/other stuff
Pans are cool.
Octopuses are friendly.
Ocarina of time was a boring game.
Because it's Legend of Zelda and those games sucked.
U must die.
Ted was a great movie.
This is the end.
NESSWIT
Then, I was dead. Do you know why? Let me tell you a story.
In a small land, there lived dwarves. Dwarven women do not exist, so they all died later. Well, they were really good at mining and then they were mining and then they found gold and Jeff popped out of it and murdered them with a soccer ball while he was wearing a leotard with a turtleneck and Justin Bieber music was playing. "Dad, there is no Jeffs." "Shut up, son." *Door opens, then closes* "BUT ONE DAY THEY SHALL RISE AGAIN."? "Dad, are you f*cking yourself again?" "YES."
Inspired by a Game of Dwarves, which can be bought on Steam.
Seacrest Out.
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Fatman

I would like to tell my story from the very begining, when Fatman was becoming known. 
Fatman
It was around 10:45pm when I heard a noise. It was quite obvious they didn't care if they were found or not. When I say "they" I mean "it. "Regretting my decision I got up from my bed and walked out of my room. In my situation i was really defenseless, but I proceeded hoping that it's just my cats or the wind. I saw a shadow from underneath one of my doors, It was my SONS room. I panicked as my heart quickned I swung the door as fast as I could. What I saw was horrifying. The blob was now visible. Blood smeared all over him, his mouth curved into a smile across his face, he looked happy... I shouted at it as if it could hear me. (I couldn't really tell if he had ears or not.) It ran toward me and I was suprised it could run as fast as it did suddenly it clung to me! It started eating me starting with my feet first. I scrambled and screamed at the top of my lungs. Couldn't someone hear me? I took my last breath as his teeth chopped my head off. He slowly walked off as both my head and my sons head was rolling there. 
Police report
The house seemed normal except for the blood trails that went along the lawn. In the house there were no blood trails in the kitchen, the girls room, the living room, or the front door. When I touch the knob of the boys room it was unnaturally cold. I opened the door as I stepped in and saw a bloody horror. Two heads on the ground, blood all over the bed, and a little note that read
I shuddered at the thought, "Feast? I might be next?!?"
If I even thought of going ot the bathroom I would be pooping out bricks. I wanted to show others of what I have found but I worried over my life then others if we didn't catch this guy. I stuffed it in my pocket and left the scene. Other cops tried to ask me as to what I saw but I replied, "It was nothing really. "
The officer's Home
When I reached home I plopped on my bed and thought about the note. I felt a cold rush of air come toward me as goosebumps formed on my skin. "Hello?!"
Even though it was no use since I don't think someone would actually shout out "Hi!"
But even then I was scared so I took my gun that was tucked away in my night stand and crepped in and out of rooms. The last door felt cold, Since I had a gun there was nothing to fear but as I tuned the door handle there he was. Without hesitation I shot some bullets at him. Did I miss? Is he dead?
As these went through my head I felt something slimey on my feat and an intense pain. There he was chomping on my leg as I write this final note before I die
"Be aware of Fatman, he will find you! You might be his next feast. Those who read this please run for he will find you!!"
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Fatty the Mower

This was a journal entry found by police next to a deep hole in the woods. The handwriting was sloppy and probably hastily written. I found this while I worked at my local police station in a small town somewhere in Newaygo County, Michigan. I do not remember the name of this city, and I do not even remember finding the note. I do not- cannot remember anything from that town. The note was in a sealed file, but it seemed like just a hoax to me. That was, until I found a copy of this note in my email with the photos below attached. The name of the file was deadmower.doc, and it restarted my computer the first time I tried to open it. I had thought it was a scam until I found the note I took hidden deep in a moving box.
If you ever get this file in your email, delete it and forget about it. I suspect Fatty is drawn to any thoughts of him. Another thing I believe is that the writer of this note somehow also sent this email. Whoever they are, they are not dead. At least, they aren't yet. So what does Fatty do to his victims? I hope to never find out.
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Fay The Killer

One time there was a girl named Fay and she had deep brown eyes and silky brown hair and every boy she met tried to flirt with her,she was a good 18 year old and declined all their gifts. One day when fay went to school she saw one boy whom she never noticed kills some people,she instantly fell in love but she knew if she came close he would stab her so when she came home she opened her yearbook and saw that the boy's name was Jeff. "Jeff,such a sexy name" she thought,"I must locate him and tell him my feelings!"she said enthusiastically. Then she looked at herself,"Well I must change just in case if he declines", she thought. Then she grabbed all her clothes and threw them on the floor,then its selecting time!She took a while but she finally chose:rainbow underwear,a short tie die shirt and some light blue jeans which she made way shorter and some white vans. Then she edited most of her wardrobe to fit any situation and put them in her backpack. Then she slid into her dad's closet and grabbed his pistol and put it in her purse. Then she crawled into the kitchen where she put knives into her purse,just for self defense. Then she ran to the door,opened it,closed it and ran. She ran for some time and ran by Jeff's house,it was on fire. Then she hid in the bushes to see Jeff's family be pulled out,his mom,his dad,and who she thought was his brother. She didn't want to see Jeff's corpse,she ran!Then she heard footsteps behind her,they weren't following her but running nearby. Then she saw Jeff,but his face was bleached white. She found his white body sexy. She tracked him for a few days and realized he is a psycho killer,she became the same. A few days later she confessed to him,he tried to stab her,to protect herself she removed all her clothes and pulled a knife on him. Then Jeff realized it was the hot girl from school naked in front of him,then he accepted then they made out. Few days later Jeff showed his new girlfriend to other creepypastas,all human creepypastas fell in love with her. Because she left her old life as a hot school girl declining any dates,so she decided to hold a contest for her hand because Jeff mostly killed people then paying attention to her. They had a hard time deciding what the challenge will be,so they had a few challenges and the winners was... Jeff because he realized his fault,then they lived together for the rest of their life.
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Fear and Pain

Fear and Pain. They tie the mind to the body.
Without Fear or Pain, the mind would drift off into the void, consumed by the ethereal chaos.
Think back to a time you were high. Medicine, drugs, booze or whatever else, just remember an instance when you were high. Felt good, didn't it? But, there was no pain, was there? No fear, right? Barely felt anything, did you?
Also, think about how fear and pain link the mind to the body. When you hurt yourself, it affects your mood. You become enraged, or disoriented. When you get scared badly enough, your body freezes up, leaving you petrified.
So, next time you smack your head or nearly have a heart attack, don't curse it so quickly. Just remember that negative emotions exist for a reason.
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Fear of The Krabby Patty

Hi, My name is (insert name here). I've been a huge fan of SpongeBob SquarePants series, why Am I not anymore? You will find out.
One day I was walking trough town, looking for some SpongeBob Episodes. I've been in every store! I couldn't find anything. Then, in middle of no where, I saw some spooky Shop, it name was "Spooky Shop", I was interested, so I decided to take a look. Nothing except cartoons, like Ed, Edd, Eddy, Scooby Doo, Regular Show, Adventure Time, but one very strange thing, I've been a huge fan of those cartoons and watched almost every episode! But I never heard of those episodes on DVD's. It was very strange. Then I found what I was looking for, SpongeBob SquarePants! There was only one DVD, with 2 episodes titled:
Fear Of The Krabby Patty - Part 1
Fear Of The Krabby Patty - Part 2
Fear Of The Krabby Patty is an actual episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, from season 3, so I decided to bought it! It cost only 3$. When I came home, I unpacked DVD and started to watch. Everything was normal, theme song and title card, but It wasn't that episode! Fear Of The Krabby Patty starts with Squidward and SpongeBob working at the Krusty Krab, but this episode began with Patrick in his rock. I was confused.
Patrick just sitted there and watched TV, very strange, on he watched some Porn! Some Actual Porn! Not those sea porns SpongeBob watched in "Your shoe's untied" some real Fucking Porns! I was confused, I was just waiting for Patrick to start jerking off, but he didn't, he just turn TV off, and went to Krusty Krab. SpongeBob was there, but no sign of Squidward. Patrick asked for One Krabby Patty, SpongeBob made him one, and Patrick ate it. Patrick's eyes turn Red once he eat Krabby Patty. I was afraid. He thanked SpongeBob for a Krabby Patty and went home. At home he was looking at TV, but nothing was ON. His eyes were still red. He took a AXE, and left his house. Episode Ended.
I was afraid to watch second part, but curiosity got the best of me and I decided to watch.
Everything was normal, as well as the first episode. But... episode started with Patrick killing every fish in Bikini Bottom, I mean every one! After he finished he went to Krusty Krab and attemped to kill SpongeBob, but he couldn't remember SpongeBob has a regenerative capacity so he couldn't get killed. Patrick just... just.... ate him! Episode ended.
I still don't know why is episode titled "Fear of The Krabby Patty" the episode has nothing to do with Krabby Patty! I threw DVD out and went to my parents who were in living room. No, they are not dead! I just sat there and watched TV with them.
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Fear the Brulemal

It looked at me through deep, black, empty holes that leaked tears of fire. It was not a creature of flesh born from the womb, but a creature of bone, born from another's grave. This beast, which gazed at me through the cage, was terrifying. It defied the laws of sense and had a scream that echoed throughout the bottomless pit within which our paths had met. The tiny remains of muscles hung off its glistening white bones.
It was a twisted amalgamation of other animals. It bore the sharp horns of a bull on its head. Its filthy mouth was that of a piranha. It was similar to a man, with its large, ugly, hunched body. Its sharp and jagged claws were akin to the talons of an eagle. It waddled along on massive camel feet, supported, ever so slightly, by the eight sharp, thin, pointed spider-like appendages that grew off of its back.
The only way to describe it was through parts of foreign animals, yet this hideous combination of creatures was more fear-evoking than a mere sum of its parts. For this twisted horror had lived a thousand times more than I ever will, and it had likely faced enemies far greater than me, and many times more as well. This life of constant predatory hunting and combat showed, the beast is practically a skeleton. The only thing keeping it alive seems to be the killer instinct that drives it and the dark magic of this place. This dark, cold, filthy place.
The locals call these creatures the Brulemal. The local tribes had given up the fight against the Brulemal and instead have become their servants, offering sacrifices such as myself. So here I sit, in a solid wooden cage at the bottom of a deep dark pit surrounded by an army of horrid undead beasts from the underworld and my torch is dying out.
I wonder... Will I go to heaven or hell? If it be hell then I'll be fine, because when I stand at the fiery waves of the river Styx and the boatmen asks for payment, I will be without fear.
I will be without fear because for all the rings of hell and the many monstrosities that inhabit them, I have met the worst monster right here, in this cave.
THE END
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Feed the dog hshsh

One morning I woke up and saw a dog out side my house with a note that said "Feed the dog hshsh" I was so confused scared and cried.
I fed it and then it went ham and started eating Lego pieces. I was confused and mad. I put the dog up in a shelter hoping somebody will love it. Then I heard that there was a time where it was raining leg is. Apparently a wild dog did it. I knew this was my fault. So i cried
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