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Dead mouth

I'm the biggest smash mouth fan, I've always listened to it in the car, when I was out-and-about
Just chilling on the sidewalk, drawing.
My personal favorite was All Star, the sounds made me feel comfortable and safe, after what happened
I don't feel those feelings anymore.
It all started at my brothers house, it was rather boring, so naturally I wanted to listen to some smash mouth to pass the time. What I didn't know is that I haven't brought my Ipod with me, and it was late at night so, as I thought going back 30 km to home just to get the damn Ipod would be too much effort.
So I sat. And waited.
That didn't last long, my lust for Smash Mouth was Impenetrable I could hear my heartbeat get faster and faster, then suddenly I heard the tv come on.
I carefully went into the room, slowly going insane from my need.
The tv was playing Shrek, I clung to the sofa and was frantically waiting for the sweet melody of my childhood.
At that point I haven't had ever had been more happy...
The power went out.
The disappointment rubbed into my face as the power went back on again, I searched for the channel, but alas no Shrek.
Angry at life I went to my last resort, I grabbed my brothers pc out of desperation turning it on. The computer was booting up, I though: "If I cant do it on tv, I can do it on pc!", windows log-in message proudly appeared, I exclaimed with glee: "YES FINALY".
I clicked internet explorer as fast as I could, typed YouTube, and saw a smash mouth video in the recommended, my heart skipped a beat, as I was frozen in fear,
The picture of the video was distorted, but the worst thing was San Hoseys face, it was swollen and had red eyes, I didn't care, I just needed my pop of smash mouth.
*click*
It started normally, I was finally getting my Smash Mouth, but after a few seconds the music started to get slower, and slower the more I went into the video,
I shriveled with fear, but I couldn't have passed up this opportunity, it would've been too much. I heard sounds in my room, and exclaimed: "Who the hell is in here!?"
I turned around and saw something pass by, shocked I quickly grabbed the lamptop and went downstairs, the hellish toon still playing, I frantically tried to turn it off, but no alas the pc was frozen,
I started to panic and call up for help, I yelled: "HELP PLEASE SOMEBODY IM IN ETERNAL HELL!!", I saw the shadowy figure come t'words me floor creaking under the huge mass, the music got lower, and slower, and slower, until it uproached me, right in the face, I clenched my eyes and prayed for safety...
I slowly opened my eyes.
There was nothing there. I stood up, and went upstairs to bed, didn't even want to sleep but the bed pulled me in.
In the dream, I was with Shrek, he was smiling, and we were running in a valley.
Suddenly Shrek stopped smiling the familiar childhood toon got slower, and he sad:
"Smoke weed."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Dead pikmin…?

One day this boy gets bored and decides to go game shopping for a new game to play. He comes across an old game called pikmin for only 2.50$ he decides to buy it. When he gets home to play the game he notices that on the front of it it had marks on it that kind of spelled out do not play of course the boy was foolish enough to put it inside his gamecube. But when he did it popped up nintendo on the screen like normal but then the pikmin came down like normal… sort of. The pikmin had blood on their bodies. The boy was horrified by it but he tried to continue playing. When the game had gotten to the start up screen it didn't say pikmin on it. It deadmin… the boy horrified of what he just read quickly ejects the game and chucks it in the garbage. The next day he got up and wanted to play an old game that he hadn't played in a while so he opens up the tray and goes to put the game in but he notices that his pikmin game was in it he thinks that throwing the game in the trash was just a dream so he takes the pikmin game out and chucks it in the trash puts the other game in and starts. But when it starts it shows nintendo and then pikmin fall on top of the word nintendo and now they are holding knives in their hands and covered with blood. The boy quickly turns the game off and opens up the tray but the other game wasn't in their it was the pikmin game. The boy grabs the case to the other game opens it and saw that the game was in it. The boy thought he was going crazy. He takes the game pikmin and brakes it in to many pieces the next day he opens up the tray to the gamecube and the game pikmin was in it. The boy quickly grabs the phone and calls his friend to come over. His friends said that he had experienced this before and all the boy had to do was beat the game. It took the boy along time but he finally beat it he took the game out and saw that the game disc didn't say do not play anymore but it did say pass it on…?
, 24 March 2013 by Chris Chandler
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Vidya games
Category:Wall of Text
Dead rising evil edition

=== THE STORY BEGINS ===
I was one day walking down the street in my black hoodie and cool neon black hair when i stumbled upona garage sale, they were selling dvds when i saw a box full of dvds and i saw a copy of family guy stewie griffin the untold story, a 2005 direct to dvd two part film set in the family guy universe in which stewie griffin travels to san franciksco only to find out there is another guy who looks lke him who was stewer from th e future.
"This looks comical"
I grabbed the dvd box and went to the man and he said you can have it for free cause its evil 
I went lmao and slapped the mans testicles and went home to watch the movie
When i got home and i put it in my vcr and it played but it wasnt a movie it was a GAME
It was dead rising for the 360!
"What the fuck"
I was so upset my money is gone i awnted to watch a funny but this dead rising looks gay so i played it
When it opened it wasnt dead rising
I was frank weest but he woke up in an office
"Erm what the hell" said frank west
He then saw a sign that said "freddy fazbear pizzeria"
I remember seeing markiplire play this game in his latest video
I was so scared that i turned off my tv and i filled my diaper
Suddenly my tv turned back on and it was only frank west but his forehead grew twice its normal size and his jacket turned a scary color.
"I am the devil and i will kill you" with a large impact text with a bloody effect appeared on the screen that said DUMBASS.
How did the game know i was a dumbass? This made no friggin sense so i ripped a brick from my wall and smashed it into my television
Frank west is kill ed now
But i heard a ceamrea behind me and it was frank west but he was pale white and weighted over 300 pounds
"You will never kill me now i will kill you again"
Frank grabbed an orange juice galon from his back and shoved it down my throat and i gurgled and died and frank said
"Case closed" and then he grew devil horns and went onto twitter leaking my ip addres
=== Conclusion ===
I will never play dead rising agian
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Deadbunny.avi

I was on YouTube looking for random videos as I always do, then while I was watching one of my Zelda modding videos, something happened. Firefox told me all downloads were completed. I wondered what it was, because I never had downloaded anything. On my desktop there was a video called 'fudd.wmv', plus a document called 'fuddreadme.txt.'
 
First, I read the document. It said "Spread the truth." I thought it was creepy considering two things. Yesterday, 11/12/11, I came to this wiki and looked for the 'fudd.wmv' Creepypasta. It was gone. The day before it was here. Another thing was I watched fudd.wmv on YouTube which was uploaded first by Selectyourpain.
 
I uploaded my copy of the video as deadbunny.avi. So far this article will be cut short, since I'm looking into this more. By watching the video, I noticed a subliminal message. I'd say but it seems like "they" would get me for it. They wanted me to reupload this video, and as for the document, I'll leave it by saying I did what they wanted. Is it a ghost? Maybe. Besides, who else would randomly download this crap onto my computer.
 
I remember reading the original fudd.wmv Creepypasta, but there wasn't anything said about any documents, or subliminal messages. It was a story about it's discovery, and how the discoverers reacted to it. This continuation of that Creepypasta will dig deeper into the video, the document, and hopefully an answer to all of this crazy spooky stuff. That being said, I'll update this if anything comes up.
 
I just found the original fudd.wmv again today. That was weird. Yesterday it wasn't here, like it disappeared for no reason and came back. Maybe "They" know I'm telling people about them. Maybe they are watching me. Who are they? I have no idea yet. This was an update I just found.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Deadspine

once upon a time a boy named liem le dat liked devaintart so he made a account and named it deadspinefan he made drawings lots and lots of drawings when he was finished he heard something outside it was a snake with arms and legs he said hello creator with a evil grin so liem ranned as fast as he can but his character was following to kill him so deadspines 1st victims is his parents so he finds them and kills them next is his creator deadspinefan so he go hunting in the house so he can find him and betray him with murder and destruction so he starts searchs for his flesh so he finds him and fights him to the death deadspine wins and he said goodbye creator *blasts a beam*
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:One sentence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Deadsponge.avi

The video shows an outside view of SpongeBob's pineapple house for about 2 minutes. The door was open as if someone was about to enter in it, but no one did.
After 2 minutes of this, the camera shot inside to SpongeBob's bedroom where SpongeBob is sleeping. For about 20 seconds, the foghorn clock starts to make the foghorn sound, as usual. SpongeBob got up, stopped the clock, and shouted, "Hooray!"
He put on his pants, and said,
"This is going to be the perfect day! This is because..."
He dashes over to his calendar, and flips it.
"...I have to drive a boat. I feel like I am going to get my driver's license!"
He jumped for joy, then ran out of the house, got to Mrs. Puff's boating school, then grabs a boat. This is where things began to get weird.
He drives the boat without caution for about a minute, then crashes into another boat, causing his blood and brain to ooze slowly out of his holes. He just lied there without doing anything for about 2 minutes, before it cut to black.
There were episodes of clips moving fast for about 7 seconds while a low beep can be heard.
After that, it cut to a funeral where there are a bunch of tombstones. SpongeBob's friends were there, even Squidward. They threw flowers at the tombstone, then they all began to cry and say,
"We are going to miss you, SpongeBob," while a deep Russian voice can be heard in the background, meaning,
"Death and misery are both in your hands."
After 20 seconds of this happened, the crying and the deep voice stopped, and Patrick came up on the screen and took his eyeballs out, then cuts to a hyper-realistic drawn picture of SpongeBob with a stitched mouth, screaming, while a deep voice of a man screaming can be heard, with faint static, and a deep voice whispering slowly.
Then the video ends with static for 4 seconds.
As far as I know, no one else has seen it, but it's somewhere on 4shared called, 'deadsponge.avi.'
If they have the copy of the video on YouTube, then, this means that this has to be somewhat huge.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Deadsun Myth

Hello. If you are reading this then let me warn you, this may give you nightmares for months. I captured this whole story from my grandfather in March 20th 2005 and the story was from October 29th 1943. So with some nightmare fuel ready, here we go.
In 1943, a teenager named Jack Wuazonul or by his shortened version, J-W who lives in Cordova TN, got Gumdellie Cancer from toxic air in a building he was not suppose to go. He was sent to the hospital from a Cancer fixer into a expiremental human. They named him. EXPIREMENT-2 and was ready. They used special machinery to eject his old DNA and implanted unknown blobby like DNA. They named the blobby substance, Ectoueasnone, or by its real name, Ectoplasm. The results caused him to disapear in 1 nanosecond. Then the doctors heard a screeching laugh. They had to check. On the hallway of the office, it went very dark, and a storm was coming. Later they saw a ghostly shadow and a scary devil face on the hallway. The doctors got murdered by it. During the murder, my grandfather renamed EXPIREMENT-2 to Deadsun.
Before we continue with the creepypasta, I wanna teach you what Gumdellie Cancer is. G.N.D.M Acid Cancer, or as its cheesy name, Gumdellie Cancer, is a virus caught from very extreme posionus smells causing the lungs to turn yellow and purple. After that the lungs shrink and grow a special yellowish cancer we know. Back to the story.
Deadsun later haunted the hallways of the hospital causing nightmare fuel, and death. Acosionly, he would possess acouple of corpses making zombie like ragdoll devils to kill more patients and doctors. All the people escaped the office on October 10th 1943. After that, a Religion Master and lots of carpenters, shut down the hospital to get rid of the soul. But later on the 29th, the wooden doors cracked and now it became from a doctor's office to a haunted building.
Whoever goes in there after 10 minutes will get chased by the ghost, dying in depression and Ectoplasm Infection (meaning the Ghostly Matireal getting all over your organs). But later in the 50's, a futristic army group called D.D.C (Death Destoryer Clan) joined in to defeat this ghost, which was easy with their AK-47s and others. But he would respawn everyday.
Now if you were a ghost hater, and a brave soilder, this would be perfect.
In 1974, during the 40th Deadsun War, one soilder captured a photo of Deadsun (shown on this part of the Wikia Page) which looks haunting and pretty much a shadowy version of SCP-173 and The Hidden.
That was the story. If I ever made another creepypasta, it will be a sequel to this one. For now, the ghostly villian still attacks ever since the recent 2005 one, Deadsun War 124. So good night, and die.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:FOTM
Deadsun Myth 2: Crouching Killer, Stalking Enemy

This is the 2nd installment in the Deadsun Myth Series.
==The Pasta==
Well guys, This is the offical sequel to the old pasta, Deadsun Myth. This one my grandfather called Crouching Killer, Stalking Enemy. Lets go.
During the 32nd Deadsun War (1965?!?) another expirement was going on in the other world part. Deadsun was born in Nashvile Tennasee, this new clone was made in Paris. They called it EXPIREMENT-8 and was another Deadsun Clone but instead of Ectoline Acid (ectoplasm), instead it was Mutagen.
This new killer they dubbed, Stalkerk, was more complex than Deadsun. Stalkerk's real name was Louisè Delosoft. He also got Gumdellie Cancer just like Jack Wuazonul (see orignal story for info.)
The soliders from Paris was D.D.C Montreal. They found out instead of possession like moves to kill like Deadsun, this one smashes enemys like a Tank. Why? The Mutagen caused his face to look like that spooky CGI thingy (perfect?) from Courage the Cowardly Dog and his arms are like the Tank from Left 4 Dead.
ANNYYYYWAYYYYY, so the D.D.C tried to kill it but Deadsun's HP was at 1000, this one is unlimited. Thats why there is 2 wars in the universe, The Deadsun War (the 311th one being more recent) and now, Stalkerk's Ballad Wars (the 40th one being more recent) So now there were 2. But then something ghostl- i mean supernatural happend.
In 2003, Deadsun sensed Stalkerk's body in Paris after using Deadsun's 30000 milage smelling issues. With his ghostly legs that remind us of The Hidden, he jump from Nashvile to Paris. He met Stalkerk and fused him. Now, Deadsun possessed Stalkerk and now became Mel the Artomeine. Mel looked like Stalkerk and Deadsun had swex and a baby. So now they returned to Nashvile and now we had the Stalkerk Deadly Wars (3rd one being more recent).
So now, fusion is horriable, 4,000 and counting D.D.C recurits where killed, and even possessed both Google's CEO and SammyClassicSonicFan, causing them to become mutated enemys that are more horriable than their IRL selves (DEUS EX SUCKS SONIC ROLES LOLOLOL <- jokè)
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Sorry, My PC got possessed by the Deadsun/Stalkerk Combo.
So then, the new gen wars begin, so good morning, and die.
==Third One?==
Well the Thrid one is going to be infact, the final story, Stay tuned.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:Sonic
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Deaf

It couldn't hear, the voice of ages.
Many men and women alike tried to speak to it, but it provided no response for it was deaf. Being deaf was it's purpose. Many of these came to quite the hilarious end when they realized he couldn't hear.
It reveled simply in, deaf.
An existence without being deaf seemed ideal, but sad deaf could not hear.
Being deaf was it's purpose.
It had seen people come countless times, as it too had seen their lips move but heard no words. It humored him to know that they tried speaking to him, but he couldn't hear. At the same time it made him very sad. He was made to be part of a cruel joke played on humanity. 
Throughout his existence he had taken on many forms to interact with man, all missing ears. First he came as a ball, then a rubber band, and eventually the most malicious of all; wind. Every form he took on never held ears, because he was deaf and being deaf was his purpose.
Sometimes though even Deaf questions his reason as to being in the world. Was he just here for people to laugh at or was he really an 'evil debil'?
That's up to you.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Shortpasta
Deal with the devil

i don't usually shit at three in the morning, but when i do, it's never a good time. i've been home alone for a few days and that means i've been eating like an unsupervised three year old: not good. my bowels woke me up a few nights ago just churning and groaning. i had no choice but to hobble to the bathroom and began my labour.
the two most frequent substances in this situation are either in the form of a brown river flowing out my third eye or an immovable obstruction of the evacuation process resulting in an incredibly slow and painful shit. the other night, it was the latter. i resigned myself to the inevitable as that shit started grinding out.
i've prayed to god before in these moments and he never provides relief so, at this juncture, i thought i might attempt a communion with satan.
'oh satan! immortal... hell guy. i beseech you this night! as you rule unquestioned the bowels of the earth, so i invite you to become master of the mire and misery in my own gut. your humble servant, i ask only that you rippeth not asunder my tender hole this night. grant my log a swift and safe passage and release me from this puckering misery. i offer in return the entire length of my tubes to your eternal glory. use them as you may. torment souls in their darkness or employ them for the safe transport of narcotics. whatever you're into, really, just go nuts. what sayeth you, the one of horns and crowns who rejoices in the sin of man?'
from the toilet bowl, an unmistakable voice gurgled beneath me. 'the deed is done' it said, quickly followed by a splash.
the blood drained from my face. i really should not have offered my butt to satan. have you seen that guy's search history?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Dear 4chan (Copypasta)

Dear 4chan,
Congratulations, you got another reaction! That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided that I don't like people like you. You've messed with the community of the wrong psychopath. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you.
Your pitiful hacking skills are hilarious. Hacking accounts and putting up proxies are level 1. Can you hack into encrypted files? Can you tear through firewalls without leaving a mark? Your silly little proxy won't protect you. I have hacked into many computers and spied on the users. I've hacked into games. I've been hacking since I had a computer. It's what I was raised to do.
You have no idea to the extent of fear which you should be feeling. All you are is just a community of internet creeps. Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy and I would probably feel joy just peeling the skin off your face.
You think I'm giving you an empty threat? Believe that, I have contacts in dark places you don't want to know about. If you even live close to me you better start fearing for your life.
Track my IP if you want to, but I am smart enough to use a library computer. Go ahead, try and find me, it'll just make it easier to track YOU.
With love,
A Psychopath
P.S, I would fear for your life while you still have it.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Shortpasta
Dear Hearts and Gentle People

You live in the early 1930s. You step outside to fetch the paper. Your 10 year old son, James, plays ball with his best friend, Robert, in the front yard. You get the paper, waving to your loyal neighbor and good friend, Ted, the father of Robert. You step inside of your well-kept house and brush by your adorable 8 year old daughter, Mary. You step into the kitchen where your lovely wife, Linda, is making breakfast for your beautiful family. You read the paper, looking at all of the new gadgets and devices out. You are under pressure between the happenings in Germany, your job, you secretly drink whisky every night to make the frustration go away but you know it won't. The only thing that keeps you from blasting yourself are these beautiful people. But you know that they are just tools of the new world. You don't know who to trust, yourself or these dear hearts and gentle people.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit