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Mr. Krabs Joins The Chat - Why I Will Never Eat Crab Legs Ever Again

It was january 13 2019, and I was playing fortnite while eating some crab legs, when I saw the chat.  It said, "mr Krabs joined the chat" I sat there for a moment. for what felt like hours even though it was only a few minutes.  "Mr Krab?" I was  confused. They spelled it with a k! Stupid KIDS! I was thinking, is this a kid roelplaying? I thought it could be the real mister crabs, but that cant be right!!  Atleast thats wat i thought....
That night I heard something from outside my window.  I heard someone say faintly, "ahoi me bucko." I got freaking scared! Did i just hear mr rabs voice? It cannt be... I was pretty scred because just a minute ago it said he joins the chat...
The next morning I woke up and went to school and all of the teachers were Talking about mr Krabs.  I asked why but they just told me to go do my work.  Then that night I woke up at 12:30 and saw a crab like figure outside, I froze in place. Then, my xbox turend on. A got a message from mister krabs!!! It sayed, "look around buckero" i ALMOST peed!!!!! I looked around my room, my door, my  bed, my door, my window... then my window opened, i saw a BIG MEATY CLAW!!!!! 
A jumped against my wall. I saw two little hyper realistic eyes appear. "Heyo Bucko" mr krabs said, as he ran up to me at full speed, tackling me and pinning me to the ground.  He then took off his shirt and said, "your gonna get whats comming to ya!"  HE started to scream, "oooff dats noice as he began to put his BIG MEATY CLAWS around my neck and stated to choke me making me squirm.  Suddenly I woke up, ahhh, it was just a dream.  Until I heard someone say something, "ahoy me bucko."
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Mr. Krabs is the villain in SpongeBob

Mr. Krabs' unethical treatment of his "Krusty Krab" staff in the show "SpongeBob SquarePants" is a good reminder of the flaws in our current political system. A system that promotes the easily abusable 9-5 work system, utilized to exploit minimum wage workers. The "Krusty Krab" staff are a key target demographic in this situation as they are most likely minimum wage workers. While Mr. Krabs bathes in the tubs of money that our capitalist society brings him, his poor minions work their lives off in the kitchen and the counter while receiving a mere cut of the profit. One could argue Mr. Krabs is the true villain of the "SpongeBob SquarePants" franchise, and not "Plankton" who is usually framed as the villain. And I shall explain why this is the case in this thread. Let's start with an easy question, why is Plankton often framed as the villain in this franchise? Simple. His goal to steal the "Krabby Patty" formula from the hands of Krabs. The Krabby Patty is the iconic signature dish of the Krusty Krab franchise, and if Plankton were to steal it and utilize it to create his own Krabby Patties, that would be plagiarism. However, his ideals and motives may not be as bad as one may expect. Plankton is seemingly a far less evil man than Krabs as far as running a business goes. Why is that? Simple. Plankton has no workers in his establishment save for himself and his robotic companion, Karen. However, notice how Karen is a robot. A cold, emotionless machine. A robot does not care if it is forced to work a 9-5 job in a restaurant for that is it's desired use. Meanwhile, Krabs hires and tortures living beings to work for his franchise while giving them a measly cut of his fortune. Say Plankton were to steal his secret formula and replicate it better, his "Chum Bucket" will be allowed to compete with the "Krusty Krab" directly. This means that the Krusty Krab's near-monopoly over the hamburger market in Bikini Bottom will be put to a stop, at the detriment of Krabs' fortune. This will put Krabs' establishment in a decline in which his employees will have an easier time rebelling and demanding more fair treatment and salaries. Plankton is the real hero of "SpongeBob SquarePants". He, and his more morally correct business model, are attempting to save SpongeBob, Squidward and company from the dirty capitalist hands of Krabs. I rest my case. Mr. Eugene Krabs is a dirty, disgusting, arrogant fuck who abuses society and its flaws to create a burger tycoon with infinite profits and justice will never be served so long as his fortress stands. What a cunt.
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Mr. Mircis' Strange Case

I was just in my classroom when I looked through the window. There was another classroom... empty. The only thing I saw was a man. Brown hair, maybe a bit taller than me, blue smoking, etc. But I couldn't watch his face. His eyes were all blank. There wasn't any expression on his face (not even sadness). A bit like Herobrine, but... well, not Herobrine.
In the classroom was a board. I saw letters writing themselves. "Mr. Mircis, director". Well, actually, the director was named "Mr. Martin" (yeah, I'm French and I write in English... problem?). Anyway, my class fellow (we'll just name him McPherson because it's his name... okay, "thanks, Captain Obvious", fine...) well, I talked to him:
Me: Hey, McPherson, do you see that strange guy by the window?
McPherson: Huh, yeah, the man, over here? Of course. He's a bit scary. What's written on the board too.
Me: Yeah. Mr. Mircis... never heard this name before.
McPherson: Mircis? No, what is written on the board. Not that stupid urban legend.
I looked over the board. What was written was "Roll. Who's next on the list?" and the man looked normal, just had a black beard and red eyes.
Me: Huh... okay, but, what about the urban legend?
McPherson: Oh, you don't know it yet? It's the previous director. He died in an accident and...
Before he finished the sentence, the teacher looked at both of us and sent us to the CPE (French word). We were both definitely excluded for "knowing too much". I did a personnel search and found only one article: "The case of Mircis".
The deep web is full of interesting things... but this page was a 404 error. Next to the "404 error" logo was a picture. A round shaped thing which was written on it "Police française - Investigations en cours". Now, the page doesn't exist anymore. It's been replaced by "It Wasn't Lavender Town". There is something wrong with this page. Just find out the meaning or figure it out.
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Mr. Potato Head Saves Veggie Valley

When I was younger, let's say around the age of 4 or 5, I had this computer game called Mr Potato Head saves veggie Valley. Now, it was a pretty simple game. All you did was click on things and the plot was to help Mr potato Head and his daughter Sweet potato to bring a rain cloud back to their house before the spuds died. I'm now 20, and just the other day, when I was going through my old computer games I came across the game and thought I would replay it and get some nostalgia.
I put the game in the drive on my laptop and for some odd reason the entire screen went black. At first I thought it was just because it was an old game, so i took the disc out and started cleaning it hoping to get it work right. I put it back in and still no luck.
The next day, I went back on my computer and decided to give the game one last try. This time, it finally started. I was excited to finally be playing it again as I hadn't played it in years. The game started, and nothing unusual happened, until I got to the ending part of the game.
The game told me I got the "Secret Special Ending" which I have never seen before. I was shocked and frightened at what I had seen. It showed nothing but blackness, with a strange droned bagpipe sound playing in the background sounding similar to a broken record sound. The characters of Mr Potato Head and Sweet potato were the only things that could be seen, with everything else behind them black.
The thing that shocked me most, was to see that Mr potato Head was actually doing awful violent things. Shots of mangled people also kept on flashing on the screen. I was so startled that I instantly shut off the game, but the cries of help Sweet Potato screamed out and the look of evil in her father's eyes and those mangled people still follow me to this very day. I ended up smashing the cd and throwing it into the trash.
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Mr. Rogers Ep.0: Make Believe Is Real

Make believe is real, I recently took a trip to Richmond, Virginia to visit an old college roommate of mine. My roommate Robby Ly had been living in the old city of Richmond (something told me his house was haunted but in all it's just old).
I arrived at Robby's house and we greeted each other. Robby was married and had three kids Alex, Marc, and Jet. When I arrived the kids were watching this strange show on Cartoon Network labeled "Adventure Time". I couldn't stand watching any more of that annoying and irritating show.
Robby and I decided we would hit up the old campus at James Madison University. There was this event at our school, a live suicide on campus. I remember walking to my apartment and witnessing the student hang from the pillars of the library. I try to not think about the sight anymore. I was never the same after that.
Later on Robby and I rented a hotel room to go to the local flea market the next morning. When Robby and I arrived the flea market was almost deserted. There were a few booths open but most of the market was gone. I came across a booth that said on the sign "VHS tapes". I thought "We could bring back a classic program for your kids to watch". The man that worked was rather young. His appearance made him to around 28 – 30 years old. I couldn't help but resisting seeing the tape labeled Mr.Rogers: Exclusive Scenes. Being a fan of Mr. Rogers I had to buy it.
We arrived back at Robby's house. We took in the VCR and played it instantly. The kids does not seem to be interested but Robby and I were. The first 5 minutes were the same, there was the intro and the greeting, but things started to take a twist when Mr. Rogers just sat there. The T.V. Began flashing as if it was a strobe light. Jet seemed to have stayed in the room and instantly had a seizure. I quickly pulled out the tape and we quickly rushed Jet to the hospital. Jet was in a coma.
I decided to go back home to Topeka, Kansas. The moment I arrived home I instantly began watching the tape. What I noticed differently was that Mr. Rogers eyes were blood shot red and every word he spoke was in a demonic tone. The last words of that tape was "Make believe is real and so am I" It ended showing a picture of the student that had killed himself. Weeks later Robby calls me, informs me that Jet has passed away. I haven't made contact with him since then for I have been at a rehabilitation center. If you ever see the tape please inform me instantly.
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Mr. Shadow

As most of you do know I am researching the Mr. Shadow phenomenon. I decided to start this research once I wrote Shadow in My Dream. Needless to say I have stumbled upon some interesting research that maybe of interest to others and once I have this whole project put together I'll compile it all in one big pasta.
Let's start by saying that I didn't come across anything that indicated some paranormal being that goes by the name Mr. Shadow that was after all only the name I gave him. I did on the other hand, come across something that is very similar. Shadow people, which is quite possibly the closest representation of this being.
Shadow people have the tendency to hide in a person's peripheral vision. They always appear in the form of a silhouette of a human figure and most of the time take on the appearance of children but adults are not unheard of, although rare. Witnesses have reported getting the feeling of someone watching them and like myself have stated that they suffer from severe illness after contact with these beings. Still there are those who claim that these shadow people are guardian angels just out to guide and protect us.
At first many paranormal experts thought that these strange entities were nothing more than ghost but once they did further research they found a new theory. Many claim that they are inter-dimensional beings that don't really belong here.
Another trait that this paranormal creature seems to have in common to other paranormal creatures of his type is that of a bogeyman. All of his frustrations are focus in on children. In the creepypasta circles one of most popular of these entities is the Slenderman, which drags children off into his dark woods to kill them in a horrible fashion. Although around the world there are entities that have similar qualities. Such as The Small Man, who if he catches children out past sundown will turn them into small people just like him or my personal favorite the Coconut Man, which even has his own nursery rhyme like my Mr. Shadow.
Go to sleep child, go to sleep now.
The Coconut Man will come and eat you.
I am going continue researching this topic. In fact, I think I'll do some investigating into at least the shadow people element of this phenomenon. There have been reports of shadow people darting around an old farm house just outside of town. Maybe I'll catch a glimpse of one.
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Mr. Slenderman's Rise to Fame

Seeing as it is almost Christmas time, I feel I am obligated to inform you of the heart warming tale of Slenderman's rise to fame.
Slenderman and his brother Jack Skellington were born in Alabama. Their parents were Chuck Norris. However, life wasn't always easy for Slenderman. While his brother was generally beloved by many people, Slenderman himself was scorned as a freak due to a lack of facial features. Teenage angst would cause Slenderman to join the grunge band Nirvana with his only childhood friends Jeff the Killer and Smiledog.jpg.
However, things changed in '91, when the group released the album Nevermind. It was well received and many people adored them. Slenderman even started a relationship with Jigglypuff.
However, I keep starting paragraphs with however. Smiledog.jpg overdosed on cursed kibbles and bits given to him by everyone's friend, Creepy Old Guy. Smiledog.jpg was announced alive on arrival. Creepy Old Guy entered a deep depression, giving cursed video games to unsuspecting youth. The band subsequently broke up.
Slenderman went back to being loathed by society. No matter how much Jeff and Jigglypuff tried to cheer him up, he just wouldn't smile. It was later revealed that Jack Skeleington tried to get his brother the starring role in Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas. However, Burton was instantly impressed by Jack's acting and insisted that he play the lead role.
Jigglypuff was eventually discovered to be pregnant, and gave birth to Wigglytuff. Due to relationship issues, her and Slenderman split up. Left with no one else (as Jeff the Killer was serving a one month sentence for being verbally abusive to a pumpkin pie), Slenderman contemplated suicide. Soon, that was all about to change.
Slenderman than befriended Sonic.exe. After Jeff was released from jail, the trio started the rock band the Foo Fighters. They were internationally beloved. However, it all ended one fateful day when rumours circulated that Slenderman was stealing and eating children. Marble Hornets persistently claimed that they had video evidence that Slenderman was a child eating monster. Wanting to spare the band any bad publicity, Slenderman left to live in desolation. 
 
Things weren't all bad though. Slenderman had no idea that his so called tarnished image had developed him a cult following. Many people loved him due to his perceived macabre background. With the release of the Slender games, as well as several spin offs, gave many people something to become enthralled in. Slenderman formally came out of isolation to attend Sonic.exe's wedding to Sally.exe. Soon after, childhood friend Jeff the Killer married Jane the Killer. Slenderman continuously supports his brothers legacy as one of the most beloved movie icons and to teach young hellhounds on the dangers of eating cursed kibbles and Bits.
So you see, even the most sinister seeming monsters can have even the most heart warming of tales. If Slendeman had a face I bet he would be smiling as he stalked you to your last breath. Happy Holidays everyone.
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Mr. Slendy

There is a man, we know so well,
and when he comes, it's oh-so swell.
They say he beats you, they say he eats you
but we all know, this is not true.
You see he loves, to play a game,
no death involved, just mindless shame.
He'll tell the rules, and deals the card,
you see this game, isn't so hard.
But if you lose, you'll meet a fate
and go to live, on his lost estate.
I've met this man, just once before,
he got me late, at a local store.
We played his game, and shared our wits,
I came out strong and left him in fits.
The rumors fly,
that you will die.
But quite the contrary, this man is not,
the least bit scary.
If you win, he'll let you go,
but if you don't, then you should know:
do not run, he hates it so.
Just accept your fate, and off you go.
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Mr. Something

Finn tossed and turned in his rock-hard mattress. He couldn't sleep at all. Finn was troubled by nightmares, and Jake was snoring loudly. Finn looked outside, to see it was almost midnight, then he looked at his clock, 11:56 it glowed. Finn could faintly hear a rattling noise, and it was coming from downstairs.... what was making that noise? Finn slid out of his bed, and went down the steps. Suddenly, Jake awoke, after hearing Finn walking down the steps.
"Dude, why are you up so late," Jake asked, slightly startled.
"I don't know man. There is something downstairs, and it is my job to find out what it is!"
"Don't be so serious, dude, it's probably just a rat or something. N-"
Jake's sentence was suddenly interrupted by a loud clang from downstairs.
"Do you think a rat made that noise?" Finn said as he pointed downstairs. "Yeah man. Rats are always making loud noises and pulling things off shelves and things."
"Well, rat or no rat I'm going to find out what it is!"
"Whatever, man, I'm going back to sleep."
"FINE!"
Slightly angry, Finn walked silently down the stairs. It was amazing how quiet his tree house could possibly be. Finn walked all the way, and saw something in the kitchen.
His heart stopped.
"Who are you, and what are you doing in MY tree house?" Finn screamed. The thing turned around. It had a grey, vain-covered face with tiny beady eyes and wore a business suit.
"I SAID, WHO ARE YOU?" Finn screamed at the top of his lungs. The thing stood there. Suddenly, it went into attack mode and pulled a knife on Finn.
"I am Mr. Something." the figure said in an animated voice.
"Who?" Finn rephrased.
"I said, I am MR. SOMETHING!"
The thing lashed the knife at Finn.
Jake awoke by Finn's blood-curdling scream.
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Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Demins and Debbils
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Mr. Something: The Super Evil Guy

This is the tale of Mr. Something: The Super Evil Guy.
He was a "Jeff The Killer" wannabe, and wanted to be like Jeff in every way. One day he tried to make himself look like Jeff. He began by carving a smile into his face. He got a knife and went to the bathroom of his apartment. Mr. Something was a bit nervous, but he began eventually. He stuck his knife at the corner of his mouth. He was about to begin carving. But suddenly, his cell phone rang. Like a dumbass, he answered the call...While holding the knife in his mouth.
To make this even more stupid, Mr. Something began talking to his friend like this. But then, the knife fell out of his mouth's grasp. Then he began choking on It. Luckily for him, his friend heard him choking on the phone. His friend called 911 and said that Mr. Something was choking. He gave them his address, and the Rescue Squad were on their way. When they got to his apartment, they tried to get the knife out of his throat as they drove and got to the hospital. They managed to save his life, but the knife damaged his throat greatly.
When he got home to his apartment, he lost interest in carving the smile. But he still wanted to be like Jeff, so he tried to bleach his skin.
It was a while since Mr. Something read the "Jeff The Killer" story, and he forgot how Jeff did It. So he tried this: he poured gasoline on his face and lit a match.....Yeah, I know, he's a fucking dipshit.
After the incident, he passed out. He woke up In the hospital, but he couldn't see anything. At first he thought he was blind, but then he realised he had bandages wrapped around his head. He took his bandages off without the doctors permission. When he saw himself, his skin wasn't white and pale, his skin was black and crisp. After he saw himself, he just left the hospital. No one really seemed to care about him just walking out.
By time he got home, he didn't want to continue this Jeff "makeover" anymore. But he tried one last thing, burning his eyes open.
He walked outside and looked at the sun for about 54 minutes.
But of course, It didn't work. The idiot blinded himself. Also, no one came to help him this time.
The poor bastard just sat there on the ground and screamed two words...
"FUCK. THIS."
The End
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