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Hunnel

The Hunnel (French: le tunnel sous le monde) allows quicker access to Hell than previously available. One can visit Hell and pick out future residency without first dying. It also allows people to dig their way into Hell before being forced into it.
The Hunnel was funded by the European Union. Construction and excavation began in 2004. The first tunnel was completed in August 2005 and the second should be completed by 2007.
==The Train To Hell==
The Eurocharon train service connects London (Waterloo Station) with Limbo (Gare du Whatevah) and Hell (Gare du Hades). Trains cross the barrier between this world and the next via the Hunnel. The Limbo and Hell sections of the route use the same high-speed soul funnels as the Fast Train To Hell and the Road To Hell.
A new service will commence from St. Pancras station in 2007, using the new Styx Tunnel Rail Link.
Passengers are reminded to put their tickets under their tongue for the convenience of the ticket collector.
==Cost==
The Hunnel cost slightly over 2.2 billion euros. It is known to have numerous leaks, causing spillage of souls into places such as purgatory and Hades. The Hunnel was financed by a unique bond program in which people offered the souls as collateral against a high-interest short term loan.
==The Hunnel in popular culture==
*Lost: the Hunnel is hinted to coincide with the third bunker.
*The Simpsons: Homer accidentally takes the Hunnel during a family getaway to France. He ends up in Hell. In a brief moment of clarity, he notes the Hunnel starts somewhere near "Stupid Flanders."
*Mission Impossible: the last half hour of this abysmal movie takes place in a tunnel going to Hell, but this predates the modern Hunnel and was done with CG effects.
*Police Academy: the entire Police Academy series is believed to have inspired the desire to build a tunnel to Hell, where the original canisters of the film can be ritually buried.
*Bible: many scholars believe the Book of Revelations is largely about being stuck in traffic in the Hunnel at 5pm on a Friday.
*Highway to Hell: the song by AC(thunderbolt)DC seemed to have been written about the Hunnel, although this was disproven later, when the drummer for the band at the time, Steve Nash, claimed that "writing a song about the Hunnel is obviously going to be as popular as "Stairway to Heaven", which everybody knows is nine minutes too long.
==The living end==
For some reason, Hell bears a remarkable resemblance to Brussels.
==See also==
*Inferno
Category:Hell
Hunting season

The hunting season is on 13th September each year between 12:03 a.m. and 12:04 a.m.
Any creature that you can kill between those times is rightfully yours to eat and skin.
People have used this time as an excuse for murder, and it is highly recommended that anyone planning a death in the family should plan ahead and take full advantage of the freedom to kill during the hunting season.
== Methodology ==
The following are best known methods for hunting, and are especially useful when hunting ex-roommates, ex-housemates, and even ones you're still stuck with. As with most sports, different hunting scenarios have different points associated with them based on a multitude of criteria. However, before hunting, one should consider alternate sports. 
* Place a T.V. and a bag of chips and wait nearby. (+2: Simple + straightforward)
* Leave a glass of water out and wait for them to come and reclaim it. (+1: Too easy)
* Setup a fake bathroom and use the handtowels to dry your hands. Or, leave the walls wet and leave some paper towels nearby. (+2: Elaborate; bonus for good craftsmanship)
* Spread a rumor that "Scott" had gone to the woods dressed in a deer suit. Then when they try to emulate "Scott". Shoot and feign confusion. (+4: Demonstrates inner knowledge of enemy)
* Play a tape of "Kelly" complaining and wait for them to show up and berate her. (+3: Endurance for listening to "Kelly")
* Lay some pergo flooring and wait for him/her to come by and mark all the little nicks with masking tape. (+2: Craftsmanship; bonus for incorporating it into your own home remodelling)
* Setup a table or wall with a square-inch of space uncluttered by nicknacks. Wait nearby.
* If the victim is a pedophile, get a small child and leave them alone. Return in 15 minutes with a gun.
* Go someplace fun and wait for them to show up and ruin it. (+1: Well, you were having fun right?)
== Famous Hunters ==
* Dick Cheney - Mr. Cheney is most famous for inventing the X-treme version of the sport. X-treme hunting was popularized for its PvP mentality, and although both/all players are issued weapons, few are clued into the fact that they are playing the X-treme version. Before its societal acceptance, the sport was coveted by an underground scene of novelists. (source: Da Island of Doctor Morreuough, H. G. Wells)
* Steve Ballmer - Mr. Ballmer gained notoriety for starting a rogue group of X-treme hunters who practiced the art of throwing chairs to stun or KO their prey. Although this sport has not been officially recognized by the X-treme Hunting committee, it involves much more skill and patience than regular X-treme hunting. 173 of Fortune 500 CEOs have participated alongside Ballmer in a corporate version of X-treme Hunting with Chairs, which featured Aeron chairs and Google employees as prey. In an odd turn of events, the Google employees cashed in their stock and bought out most of the Fortune 500 companies, ousted the CEOs, and claimed victory.
Category:Sports
Category:Dick Cheney
Huntress Thompson

== Historical Context ==
During the dark ages of infinite crime and hippies running rampant (c. 1972), there was a need for a superhero that could take care of this problem in one fatal swoop, and burn Richard Nixon at the same time. Hence emerged Huntress Thompson. Some may believe that Huntress Thompson was the secret, feminine and sultry superhero identity of the journalist Hunter S. Thompson, but most realize that the only way that could have possibly happened is if the straight-edged man that Hunter S. Thompson is, was on drugs. Others have speculated, incorrectly, that Huntress Thompson was a cunning disguise adopted by a Marvel super-heroine in order to infiltrate the DC Universe and steal its secrets and return home with new crime-fighting technologies on behalf of The Avengers.
== The Early Life of Huntress Thompson ==
Huntress Thompson was born in 1956 in a small hospital wing on board the JLA statellite headquarters, by the miracle of retroactive continuity. Huntress, the whore that she is, had a baby with Superman and secretly told everyone that she was raped by a stranger, in order to avoid getting her ass handed to her by Wonder Woman for going with Wonder Woman's man behind her back. Huntress Thompson was flown down to Earth where she was taken in by a pair of hippie anti-socialists. They raised her upon the ideas and readings of the famous journalist Hunter S. Thompson. The little girl grew to become a woman, a very sexy woman that would become a superhero and would full fill every male nerd's fantasies. 
"Huntress Thompson? Is he black? It's a she? Those black women are very manly... Those damn Black Panthers ate my cat. Poor Mr. Whiskers..."
:~ Mark Twain on Huntress Thompson.
== The Crime Fighting Years: The 1970's ==
Huntress Thompson fought her way through several cities, making them safe and destroying them whenever it was "that time of month". Her record still stands:
Kills: 164
Deaths: .9 (it was really close, I'm telling you)
Assists: 148562
Total Medals: 154
Cities Destroyed: Chicago, San Francisco, Denver, New Orleans, Atlantis (the city under the sea), Queensbury
Huntress Thompson actually ran into her idol Hunter S. Thompson while he was digging his way into his car through his trunk while escaping a mob of the Hell's Angels. Subsequently, she introduced Hunter S. Thompson to the Hell's Angels and later had a huge orgy with them.
pt:Caçadora
Category:Comics
Hurricane Hilary

Hurricane Hilary, also known as the Hurriquake, was an assassin who was one of the only hurricanes to muster the dignity to attack California, doing so during August 2023. However, due to stalling, Hilary was able to travel all the way to Mexico before becoming a victim of vore.
== Biography ==
Like many things, Hilary originated from the West coast of Africa, as a weak cluster of thunderstorms seeking to make a mark on the world. Applying for a job as an Atlantic hurricane in late July, she was told that she would have to settle for the Pacific. Despite being assigned to the mediocre, Hilary seeked to be the first hurricane to assassinate California. No other hurricane had mustered up the courage to attack California since the 19th century.
As Hilary strengthened in intensity during early August, she was confident that she could do her assassin job well. She had met another fledging tropical low, Idalia, who would eventually get a job in the Atlantic, which actually matters. In mid August, Hilary was finally strong enough to attempt her plan, becoming a hurricane on August 17, nearing California ever minute. She finally succeeded, striking Baja California as a minimal tropical storm, weakening due to the wind sabotaging her. Thinking that she was going to enter California, she went in for the kill, disappearing a few hours later.
When she entered Heaven the next day, she was sadly notified that she had died before being able to attack California, invalidating her of her record, but was notified that she could still assassinate as a remnant low. She accepted the offer, bringing devastating rainfall to the West but soon became a victim of vore, being eaten by another weather system later that day.
== Effects ==
During her short time affecting the Western United States and Mexico, Hilary was able to assassinate three people. However, her younger brother Otis would later put Hilary's record to shame. As she weakened, Hilary managed to produce a bolt of lightning so intense that mere mortals and so-called experts misunderstood it as an earthquake. She did cause some damage before dying. As the taxmen counter how much Hilary caused in tax evasion, we at Uncyclopedia now know that she caused around $915 million in damages, primarily from Hollywood sets being destroyed and bets on homeless people dying not occuring.
Husband

A husband is a wild hominid found all over the world in such modern habitats as East Wopping and Yellowknife. It is considered the dominant alpha male in most suburban households. If you see a wild husband in public, placate the irritable creature with softcore pornography – but if it becomes engorged, run.
Genus 	Genus	Genus
More Sophisticated Than: Pithecanthropus eructus ("Belching Man")	 	
Less Sophisticated Than: Homo habilis ("Handy Man") 	 	
== Early Life And Development ==
The adult life of a husband is similar to that of a mayfly – impotency and death. The only difference between a husband and a bachelor (the husband's larval form) is that the former has a legal companion, "the wife" (colloquially, "my bitch"). Typically the bachelor does a ceremonial "knee drop" to ask the bachelorette to forever sexually please him and make sandwiches at his request, and she accepts on condition that she gets his insurance and, post-divorce, full custody of any children.
However, the bachelor has not become a full-grown husband yet. It's not until he and his companion sign a form that basically tells both of them they are now one human being both financially and physically – in fact, it's not uncommon for some states to order a married couple sewn together at the hip.
== Marriage Rituals ==
Before the marriage ceremony, the bachelor throws his last wild party with some of his best college buddies, who get him drunk and a professional escort. At the ceremony, both the husband and the wife get their family and friends together to talk shit about them and watch as their pathetic lives are thrown away. The husband typically brings and relies on his mother, despite the fact that he hasn't talked to her in years, and spends most of his time drinking and dancing.
Finally there is the honeymoon, which neither the husband nor the wife can afford. It's very likely in Hawaii (on a loan), where they will have met any number of adulterous bachelorettes when the wife remembers one years later.
=== What A Husband Is Not ===
* Happy
* Optimistic
* Independent
* Affluent
* Tamed
* Appreciated
* Affectionate
* Romantic
=== How To Spot A Husband ===
* Playboy magazines ... in the bathroom
* Children
* Palor (most likely from never going outside)
* Howling at night
* Cushions on the couch that sport the silhouette of a sleeping body rather than buttocks
== See also ==
* Zardari
Category:Domesticated animals
Category:Marriage
Category:Family
Category:Gender
Category:Mass Murderers
Category:Terms for males
zh:老公
Hyena fuck psychotic

HYENA FUCK PSYCHOSIS is a psychiatric disorder which will be added to the DSM82, should it ever get published. The illness is described as being "an affliction that begins with innocent obsession with hyenas and fire, and ends in a total meltdown in a fast food restaurant."Ridley Scott, A Compendium of Various Cases Whereby Hyenas Are Blazed, Silent Penguin Press, 2098 An acceleration of reported cases in Nebraska and Nepal, reported by over-caffeinated Japanese journalists, will result in the Great Hyena Fuck Psychosis Panic of 2091. 
First reported by a graduate physics student at University of Phoenix in 2057 named Kligo Schutz, hyena fuck psychosis presented itself in his form manifesting all the classic symptoms. He hobbled into the school clinic on a crisp June day, dragging four hyenas that had attached themselves to his limbs with their teeth, two of them slightly on fire. Frothing at the mouth, screaming in a language that would later be identified as that spoken by a small number of Bantu while on a hunt, and assaulting vending machines with his forehead.
Toady psychiatrists from the Centers for Disease Control in Vermont were called in to cyberspace to isolate and evaluate the large, hungry toothed mammal-afflicted man. All were baffled, and so called in engineering types from the newly formed Affiliated Chicago-Merck Pharmaceuticals Corporation and State of the Union. These brave men fought against tremendous odds to contain the outbreak as hyenas seemed to materialize magically and frequently across the campus.
Buildings began to tumble due to hyena immolation, as students and faculty ran about like raging badgers driven by hunger. Their hostilities was no longer restricted to vending machines, and began to affect news stands, farmers markets, donut shops, national monuments and Brazilian prostitutes dressing as mafiosi.
Category:Nonsense
Hymenisport, Massachusetts

Hymenisport is a summer community located located on the curled boot of Cape Cod in the state of Massachusetts, approximately 0.4191 miles from Wellfleet. Founded in 1669 by followers of the Purest Reformation Movement, an outshoot of the "Thy ist High and Holy isn't Thou" (also known as the Aunty Antist movement), early settlers went to extreme mesures to ensure that the Hymen was held holiest in all instances. 
In 1915, the community was the site of the famous Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy v. Joseph Kennedy fights, a series of three matches that pitted the scrappy daughter of Boston's Mayor Fitzgerald against the up-and-coming future adulterer. Mrs. Kennedy, in all three rounds, beat her husband senseless and thus won the battle not to bust through the society barriers in Hyamnisport and to locate the family compound in Hyanisport, Massachusetts instead of Mr. Kennedy's preference for Hymenisport. As a sign of gratitude, the people of Hymenisport erected a statue to the honor of Rose Kennedy and named her honorary Chairwoman of the Hymenisport Preservation League.
==Hymenisport, Today==
Popular with with only the best families, spinsters and young budding nubile teen women-children (who are confused, yet curious about the changes within them only exceeded by the compulsion to know themselves so they may better know other), Hymenisport is a chaste community in which sexual intercourse is simply not allowed and only spoken about in the lowest of hushed whispers. Hymenisport is also the only town in New England where bicycle riding is restricted to men.
Popular attractions include the Maidenhead Tavern and the Ye Old Maidenhead Inn. Ye' Old Maidenhead Inn is the oldest and only American inn that hasn't been been broken into. The Maidenhead Tavern, too, holds the record as the only bar in the United States where someone hasn't been busted.
The community is also home to Membrain University, established in 1869, which is also the communities largest employer. Other major employers include Hymenisport Answering Cervix, one of the busiest live message center companies in the United States and the Hymanisport Chatterbox Cabaret. The fully restored Hymanisport Treadle Sewing Contraption Company factory is fully restored, and staffed by nubile young woman-children who demonstrate the simple joy of attained by the proper operation of the machines.
Category:Cities in Massachusetts
Category:Childish Misogynistic Humor
Hymn

A hymn is a song of religious praise, normally consisting of a set of words, set to music of some sort. Often sung in places of worship, hymns are generally written to glorify the name of a particular god or number of gods. The largest hymn in existence is native to Italy, and takes twenty thousand castrati a total of thirty years to sing (needless to say, it is only performed on special occasions. The trouble being that generally, by the time that it has ended, nobody can remember why they began it in the first place).
== Style ==
Hymns, like most music, can be classified into several distinct periods. The Late Neo-Georgian period is distinguished by the predominant use of Latin vocals (and vocalists, such as Ricky Martin). The Neo-Classical and Classical periods are characterised by the excessively large wigs that performers are required to wear whilst singing. Take, for example, the popular Beethoven work, Oh God - the stage directions of which clearly state:
"Be sure to singe the belowe hymne whilste whearing a very large wige."
Wigs aside, contemporary hymns can be found in a variety of styles and forms. Popularised during the late twentieth century was the Christian Rock genre of music. Christian Rock can be identified by the loud wailing of its victims, which it uses its pincer-like claws to shred before devouring, and thus converting to the ways of Jesus. Also, the worldwide phenominum that is gospel uses over-enthusiastic over-enthusiasts, who clap their hands, stamp their feet, and sing over-enthusiasticly.
== Wartime Hymns ==
Throughout History, hymns have been responsible for some of the bloodiest and well-known wars. Take, for example, the War of the Roses, which ran from 1987 to 1238 - in which Richard III was able to single-handedly win the Battle of Bosworth Field by singing very loud hymns at the opposing army. Historical records have shown that the pitch and cadence of the particular hymn that he chose, Oh Lord, I Love Thy Toenails, caused the ten-thousand or so men's eardrums to burst; as a result, all (including a sizeable number of Richard's own troops) perished due to loss of blood.
Category:Christian music
Category:Christianity
Category:Music
HyperScan

HyperScan, also known as the Super Shatty Shystem, is a video game console from the heathens at Mattel. It uses Radio Frequency Identification (RFID) technology along with traditional video game technology to listen to Howard Stern uncensored. The console uses UDF format disks that contain an EXE file and game data. The EXE does not work on any personal computer. The console has forty-seven controller ports, as well as a scanning mechanism for groceries at the super market and also reads from and writes to credit cards which, in turn, activate features in and save data from the game. Players are able to enhance the abilities of their characters by scanning cards for $1.99 per power up. There is an online shop to purchase exclusive content, in-game content, swell as movie trailers such as Live Free or Die Hard and uncensored Adult Swim and Playboy content. The console uses a Beta Max-based medium, games retail for $19.99 and the console itself for $599.99. 
Currently, four games have been released for the console. What idiot decided to release a console with only 4 games? It is marketed toward stupid kids who have outgrown “Sip n’ Spit Cups” but are not smart enough for actual video games in terms of lack of currency or intelligence. Which means the people who bought this stuff were idiots or poor. The current licensed games are based on Marvel's X-Men, Marvel Heroes, and Cartoon Network's Ben 10. The third game is an original known as Intersexual Transvestite Wrestling League which is an educational game that teaches kids drug traffic and gang wars. Owners of the system experience problems with excessive loading times lasting between 15–120 hours. The system has been known to cause anal evacuations.
==Death==
The Hyperscan has been known to randomly catch fire. The fire it caused led to the death to over 2 billion frat babys. The company was sued but the charges were dropped because the company has no money so there was no money to earn.
==Angry E-Mail==
The company has been known to receive hate mail towards the official web-site's E-mail address at HyperScanGamer@HyperScanGamer.com. One famous hate mail is written by the Angry Video Game Nerd himself.
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==External links==
*The official game site
*Mattel Hyperscan - Ultimate Console Database
*Signonsandiego
*Boardgames
Category:2006
Category:Video game consoles
sv:HyperScan
Hyperbole

This will be – by far – the best and most important article you will ever read in your entire life or even in the afterlife. The use of hyperboles will forever change the way you view the world. They are the greatest figures of speech ever used by man.
== Important!==
O.K. First off, there are seriously like a billion gazillion hyperboles. Each one of them is seriously better than the next. Hyperboles are God's way of describing things. They make what you are speaking of, sound godlike, making the speaker god-like as well.
Hyperboles are a thousand times better than similies, a million times better than metaphors, a trillion times better than personification, and an infinite number of times better than onomatopoeias.
==Nothing could be more useful==
When you use hyperboles in your writing, it will make you seem 1,987,456,321,435,432,012,323,666,999,453,435,765,001.432455212 times smarter than you would be without using hyperboles.
It is seriously impossible to give a good example of a hyperbole because of their greatness. One who would want to hear an example would have to be the most stupid person on the planet... maybe in the universe. In fact, if one were stupid enough to demand an example of a hyperbole they couldn't even be a person, not even one who partakes in kitten huffing every second of their entire life.
==See also==
*Exaggeration
Category:Awesome
Category:Self-reference
Category:Language
es:Hipérbole
fi:Hyperbola
ja:誇張法