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Found.rar

In mid to late 2010, there was a file being passed around via chain letter by the name of Found.rar. Which by the title you can probably guess was a WinRAR file that could only be opened with said program.
In order to view said file you had to first extract the data out of the file and once you did that then it would show 3 more files. Map.png, Camera.exe, and Hello.txt. The first of which would be an image file of the user's residence via satellite image which to this day has baffled experts because they have been unable to find out how the image was acquired and by who. Camera.exe once opened, would connect to the user's webcam and begin recording them. It is said that the viewer will see a person standing in the background of the room they are in if they look hard enough. But this has been dismissed as simply urban legend. And finally, Hello.txt was a text file that contained the following message.
"Hello, whoever sent this to you is already gone because I've found them. If you've already opened the other two files then your time has come. I can already see you and I am approaching you at high speeds as you read this. Don't even think about calling the police because I've already severed your phone line. I've already programmed this file to send itself to all your mail recipients. So I guess you could say thanks! All I have left to say is, God have mercy on your soul."
The victims were found in the same room as their computers, headless, with the computer blue screening. In all the cases, the heads were never located and the flesh around the neck was completely untouched as if there was never any trauma to the area at all. Like if they had simply lacked a head in the first place. The computers were all extremely damaged but in one case, one of the computers was able to be salvaged.
Turns out the BIOS was so badly damaged that it completely prevented the computer from turning on. But in this case the people working on it were able to repair the BIOS just enough to get the computer to the boot screen.
All that it showed was a severed head, with no signs of trauma below the neck. As if the head was never even removed in the first place.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Found footage

I was so happy when I noticed that the Zios portal has opened, and revealed the archives that were lost for 10,000 years! I stretched my paws crawling down the stairs. It smelled very unpleasant. Like blood. I sniffled and walked around. I was curious and excited to see all of it in one piece. Then, something caught my eye. I raised my ears and walked to it. A cassette player along with a basket of tapes. I made the bad choice of taking them. I ran to my den, eager to play them. I put the tape labeled #1 into the cassette player. I jamagrammed my buddy to come over. We were both excited to see them. An arctic wolf adjusted the camera, which soon panned to a door with the word "Mira" carved into it. Howls of pain came from the area of the den and soon blood ran under the door. My friend and I became scared. then it cut to just an audio recording. A fox talked, but I did not understand it. Then there were two animals. an Arctic Wolf and a Fox. Confusingly, they just talked in static. then a bunny spoke with her innocent voice echoing everywhere. Suddenly, paws shot out of the walls. Adrenaline filled my head and braced me to run. My friend picked up the tapes and threw them in the trash. Her eyes were filled with horror as she shoved the trash can at me. "BURN THEM!" She yowled. In shock, I asked why. "The wolf that was talking to the fox is Stardust321... haven't you heard of him?" I shook my head, but flashed back a gaze that hinted I wanted to know. "He's a creepypasta! A horror character!" My friend yelped, her pupils dilated with fear. A shiver ran down my spine.
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Four Doors

One day you might wake up to your normal house. You'll make coffee and drink it. When you get to your house's entrance you'll see four doors. The first one will transport you to the future. You might see your great great great great grandson or great great great great granddaughter, but you'll most likely see people's flesh being torn apart by giant worms. The second one will transport you to the past, you might see your great great great great grandmother or great great great great grandfather, but most likely you'll see death and wars. The third one will transport you to god himself. I don't recommend this one because when you see him you'll want to rip your skin off or if your lucky you'll go insane. If you pick the fourth one you'll be transported to the middle of the universe just don't look up. If you pick none, you'll be stuck forever.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Fourth Herobrine Encounter

When I first started playing Minecraft, I wasn't too interested. In fact, it was hard to understand at first, as I had no tutorials to teach me. I ended up quitting after half an hour of playing, and didn't come back to it until over half a year later. But that's not the point. In that small amount of time, I punched trees, made a few tools, got some cobblestone, piddled around a little bit with building things. I remember while doing so, there was another character there- Herobrine. I honestly thought maybe he was a little companion added into the game to combat the loneliness of being the only player. He watched me for the longest time, and when I got bored digging tunnels, I came back up and chased after him as he ran off. I followed him across some hills when he disappeared. It was about then that I got bored, and quit the game. I never thought twice about that little companion, until I started playing again, and wondered "Where is that guy that follows me around? I liked him, he was cool." I didn't bother myself with it too much. Not until I was browsing Minecraft forums, and came across the Herobrine creepypasta. I was honestly horrified, I'd sat there and messed with him for a good half hour, and I'd never even realized he wasn't supposed to be there. I haven't seen him since, and I'm glad it's kept that way. Though sometimes at night, when I looked out the windows of my minecraft house, I see unmoving figure in the distance. It disappears past hills, and leaves soon after, and I can only hope it's a creeper.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Fragile narrow laggy asynchronous mismatched pipes kill productivity

The network connection or the other end can have hardware failures, these have different implications but both manifest as just a timeout. Everything needs to handle failure. Bandwidth is limited so we need to carefully design protocols to only send what they need. Network latency is noticeable so we need to carefully minimize round-trips. Especially with >2 input sources (UIs count) all sorts of races and edge cases can happen and need to be thought about and handled. It's often not possible to upgrade all systems atomically, so you need to handle different ends speaking different protocol versions. If you don't want everything to be taken down by one malfunction you need to defend against invalid inputs and being overwhelmed. Sometimes you also need to defend against actual attackers. Everything gets packed as bytes so you need to be able to (de)serialize your data.
Now that you have read this, all of these things will happen to your network unless you repost this 7 times on 7 different internets in the next 7 days. Actually there are no 7 different internets so you're FUCKED HAHAHAAHAH
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Fraidachini Afraid-O

It all started at that one random dinner party that I went to with my pretend friends who really didn't wanna be there, along with that girl who hates you, and that one creepy dude you always feel will back-stab you.
So we heard this new itallion dinner place that opened a week ago, called "Creepy Macoroni"...or something along the lines of "Thr haunted mask" or something like that.
So we sat down, the waitress told me the special for today. It was "Fraidachini Alfredo", and I got REALLY SCARED, and there was skeleton that popped out of the bathroom, but it WAS TOTALLY my imagination. So I talked to the girl, and it was akward becuz the jerky backstab guy wanted here to be his GF and so CLIMAX!!!11!!
I got really scared again and said "a mans gotta do wut he duz" and went to the men's room. I got really nervous and twichy when I saw a laptop with minecraft on. So I got onto it, and an endermen was waving at me, and it SCARED ME. And guess what happened when I looked into the mirror? A CREEPY **** STARING AT ME. It was literally a chunk of fecel matter with hot red eyes! I stammered like a baby and said "W-w-w-w-w-w-h-h-h-OOOOO are YOUUUUU?!?" and it said "I AM POOP. I WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP. I COME OUT OF UR BUTT, FEAR ME!!!" I screamed as some guy casually walked past me while zipping up his pants. It got akward.
So then, I NEVER PLAYED MINECRAFT AGAIN. IT CURSED ME WITH POOP. So I tried to leave before that back-stabbing jerk came out of the door flailing a butterfly knife saying "You were a nice guy, bob. But now you die at the hands of teh GODZ. So I ran, back to the table and said to meh "friends" LETS LEAVE EARLY" Even though I didnt have my pasta yet.
Soon, The waitress gave our food, and mine looked like intestins with gore sauce. I ate it, and something happened...I WISH I NEVER TOOK THAT BITE AND WILL REMEMBER IT TILL I DYE. I threw up and quickly wrote a note that said "DIE BEFORE YOU EAT". It turned out I was fine, until the piece of poo flew out of nowhere, spreading feces on people's food. They got mad. The people ate the poo, and ripped eachotther's limbs to shreds. Then they fell to the floor and tried not to sleep for sum reason. Luckily, a chef walked out of the kitchen holding a biguette and a folding-stock macine gun. He was about to fire when his chest was ripped open by the skeleton. AHHHHH! I yelled. "IM REALLY SCARED RIGHT NAO!" I yealled. The room fell silent, and everyone, including the Creepy S**** staring at me from the mirror.
This gave me th3 chance to break for it. I sprinted while dialing my mom to pick me up. She drove and asked me what I ate. I said "Fraidachini Afraido" and meh mom got scared. She says "Ur muving with ur uncle and your uncle and belair.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Category:Skeletons
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Framed in Amongst Us

When I got home from school I decided to play my favorite game, Among us. I know, I know mong us could get old after awhile and I did, but for some reason it never did for me. On one fateful day I decided to play again, I noticed that the among us characters floating on the main title screen had noticeably large asses, I assumed it was just a glitch and kept playing. I found a sever to join and when I did I was greeted with all the among us characters walking around, everything was normal besides the fact that all the characters had really huge asses. Again, I had no problem with this since I had seen among us porn and was starting to get flustered again, among us was my favorite game for a reason. I was kind of aroused by the crewmates running around the spaceship with their fat asses jiggling around every step they took. But then something horrible happened, a player named Among sus walked up to me and farted, it wasn't an ordinary fart. No, it was a loud fart that sounded like "BLAARP" and I even smelt it through my computer screen, I almost passed out but I held my ground. He started an emergency meeting and blamed me for farting, I argued with him and I, I GOT VOTED OUT! I LITERALLY SCREAMED AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, HOW DARE THIS GUY LIE ABOUT ME AND MAKE ME LOOSE A GAME OF AMONG US. I soon got my revenge, as a ghost I got to fart just like among sus. He was blamed for the loud fart and was voted out for stinking up the game. I was victorious, I won, he lost. 
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Frankfurter Copypasta

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as a hotdog, is in fact, a sandwich, or as I've recently taken to calling it, a frankfurter sandwich. Hotdogs are not a stand-alone food, but rather another tasty component of a fully functioning sandwich as defined by the cube rule of food.
Many food enthusiasts consume a modified version of the sandwich every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of the sandwich which is widely used today is often called a hotdog, and many of its eaters are not aware that it is basically a sandwich, made up of bread and a frankfurter sausage.
There really is a hotdog, and people are eating it, but it is just a part of the sandwich they consume. The frankfurter is the filling: the food in the sandwich that provides the main flavor. The filling is an essential part of a sandwich, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete sandwich. Hotdogs are normally used in combination with the bread: the whole food is basically bread with frankfurter added, or a frankfurter sandwich. All the so-called hotdogs are really sandwiches!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Shortpasta
Franklin's last stand

I was big fan of Franklin the turtle growing up.
One day I found a DVD of a lost episode of Franklin. I was too excited, I quickly popped the Tape on my TV. God I wished I left it alone.
When the select screen was on there was red static in the background. There was only one option to the select screen. REVENGE. I was nervous by all of this but, I clicked it anyway. What I saw was truly disturbing. It was CGI animated instead of the traditional 2D animation used and Franklin was angry throughout the whole seen. The scene began with Franklin holding a rife with a baby turtle .(Presumably his baby brother)who's rear was shoved up by tip of the gun. The baby was uncontrollably crying as Franklin's dad quickly came in. Franklin shot a bullet through the baby turtle from rear to mouth killing him. His father fell dead and sad music began to play but, no blood was leaking out. Franklin's mother came in crying at the terrible sight. Her crying wasn't cartoonist but, very real as if a woman was crying in my house. She was shot twice by Franklin. Soon afterwards the screen went to static for five minutes before a realistic version Franklin's face popped up. He was staring with glaring hyper realistic eyes, and a grin with sharp blood smeared teeth.
A bloody text message from below read "YOU'RE NEXT!".﻿
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Shortpasta
Franklin and Beyond Lost Episode

Have you ever heard of that weird ass 3D cartoon on YouTube called "Franklin and Beyond"? It's basically this weird ass 3D cartoon on YouTube focused on two weird-looking characters with crappy computer-generated voices named Franklin and Mr. Computer. The two of them are both Japanophiles and Franklin is bipolar as shit, so yeah. It's a pretty strange cartoon and you're probably thinking that it would be impossible for there to be a lost episode that's even more strange than the thing itself, but there is one.
One night I was browsing YouTube while I was high and came across a video titled "Franklin and Beyond - Episode Four" uploaded by the same guy who made the series. Being a fan or something I guess of the Franklin and Beyond series I decided to watch it. I was apparently the first viewer.
The episode started with the regular opening theme, but instead some of the words were changed up. In the beginning, Franklin said, "I'm nilknarF, and this, is my show. I'm nilknarF, and I'm, going to kill you." His eyes were also black and his mouth was upside-down. The music at the beginning was played backwards too.
After that monstrosity it showed Mr. Computer in his house looking disgruntled. "Hello, I am Mr. Computer. If I don't have this meth made in the next minute, nilknarF is going to be displeased."
Suddenly Franklin, who is now apparently nilknarF, walked in and said, "Mr. Computer, you piece of shit, where are my drugs?"
"I'm sorry, nilknarF. I tried to have the drugs made as soon as possible, but you only gave me a minute," Mr. Computer said in his defense.
"What bullshit," nilknarF said. "You're a fucking self-aware computer. How can you not know how to make drugs in just one minute? Why do I bother keeping you alive, you useless piece of shit?"
"Because I am a computer, not Walter White."
Franklin, I mean nilknarF, tackled Mr. Computer to the ground and some struggling sounds played. A few seconds after, they both stood up.
"There," nilknarF said, "I deleted System32 and now if you go to sleep you will die."
"You bastard," Mr. Computer said. "You've just killed me and lost your one friend."
"Who needs friends when you can have drugs?"
"But I am the only one who can make the drugs."
"Fuck ..."
Then Mr. Computer turned into a pile of dust and nilknarF returned to being the regular Franklin, who proceeded to break down and cry for the next several minutes. The video ended after that and I refreshed to see if anyone commented on it or even viewed it, but the video was apparently deleted.
That was a pretty good episode though. I have no idea why it was deleted.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Franklin and Beyond Theory

I'm sure that by now a lot of you have heard of Franklin and Beyond, the weird 3D cartoon on the YouTube.
Franklin and Beyond focuses on the life of a teenaged boy named Franklin and his friend Mr. Computer, who is a computer. The thing about Franklin and company is that they live on floating islands in the middle of nowhere. This is obviously not a real place for real people.
Franklin was a boy who was often abused by his father, who would often beat him with toast. Franklin had no friends because his father never allowed him to go outside except for school and whatever job he could get. Franklin's only "friend" was just a computer, whom he called "Mr. Computer", and considered it to be his only friend. Franklin's computer taught him some things about programming, so he tried to get a job in programming, but failed miserably. After hearing about his failure to get a job, his father beat him with toast again.
Franklin slowly descended into madness and began thinking that Mr. Computer was self-aware. He was found dead in his room one day and the computer's system32 was deleted. They were both dead, the father's abuse was found out and they put him in jail for two minutes because come on, it was just toast, and he hung himself before he was released. They were all dead.
So that's how Franklin and Beyond came to be. They all live on floating islands in the endless void, dead, and eventually some others died and joined them. The only reason we can watch the cartoon is because BonziBuddy films their adventures in the void and posts them on YouTube for his followers to see.
He's Franklin, and this, is his show.
He's Franklin, and this, is his show.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:THERY
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Franklinstein Is On the Loose

Mad scientists have used Benjamin Franklin's DNA to create a wise and portly but very horny monster. It has broken loose and is wandering the streets of Philadelphia reciting pithy maxims as it ravages its victims. The only way to slow it down is to throw a $100 bill at it. It recognizes its own face and becomes confused, then immediately heads for the strip club for five consecutive lap dances. Beware this elder statesman of horror, this patriotic paragon of panic. Beware of Franklinstein!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Fraud Sword

"My name is Mr. Pickle, but you can call me Jim", said Mr Pickle. "I have an amazing business opportunity for you, bucko" he said, three teeth missing while his eyepatch glistened in the lamplight of New York. The smog bellowed heavily, making a musty smell that was almost indescribable.
"What's the idea?" said Benny Boomer. "I like the cut of your jib, and really would appreciate being let in on this little deal of yours"
"Well, I'm going to break into that swooooord shop over there and steal a swoooord"
"That sounds like the worst idea I've ever heard, how is this even a business opportunity. You're an idiot Jim. One of the dumbest idiots I've ever met in my life"
"Well just give me 3 bucks it's that simple Benny Boy, if you don't you might not get in on this action. Wink wink nudge nudge"
"Ok fine here's your 3 bucks now impale yourself like an idiot on the window"
At this point, Jim crashed through the window setting off all the alarms. The trick was NOT to take the sword. You see, the whole scheme is to PRETEND to steal the sword and run away. Do this with multiple schmucks over the course of an afternoon you can make a tidy 9 bucks. That's an honest man's way of not making a livin' I tells ya'.
Anyway, Jim stabbed himself on the sword, all of the glass. It was a real mess. Blood, everywhere. He stopped being able to see because of the blood loss and soon passed out.
"Ooooh this was not a good idea and ooh no my blood oh god it's all everywhere"
"You're an absolute fuck" said Mr Boomer, before looking around cautiously for a cab to sneak off into and go to the furthest reaches known to mankind.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta