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My Fair Lad-E

We lived on a island. What now is sea. I remember this day like a dream, or preferably, a nightmare.
It was a very sunny day, We were all playing, sunbathing and fighting all of the childrens with water.
Until, my best friend, fell over. A spike came out the ground and got him. He bled to death, and we couldn't hear him say anything over our screams. We got the ambulance and he was taken to the hospital.
We all hid in our house for safety, except for me. I dug, inspecting to see what had killed him. Over about 20 digs, I hit metal. It read. Lad-E. Then, a giant robot came out of the ground, destroying the garden. It looked at me and smiled.
Who be you? it said.
Nathanial, What did you do with my best friend? I said.
I defended myself by accident. One of my chips overheated.
He was a clingy, cuddly robot.
We were new best friends.
Until, an angry mob began stabbing Lad-E.
I was crying. The mob was screaming. My family staring.
Lad-E Demolished, And fell through the thin island.
We swam to the boats at the docks and moved to England.
I sometimes see bits of Lad-E when we go to the beach.
I <3 Lad-E
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My Fear of Herobrine Is True

Okay, so we know all about Herobrine. I went on the pre-release of the Halloween version of Minecraft, and played it. But something was strange... First of all, someone else kept wandering around, named Herobrine. I never saw his face, but I thought he went off to mining somewhere else, and secondly after that.
I saw a chicken in Minecraft with golden eyes, but I thought these were Halloween Minecraft teasers so then I went to bed in my oak wood plank block house and slept, but it said I couldn't sleep because monsters were nearby... And then I saw nevertheless, doom encounter.
Zombies and blaze where everywhere, and trees were on fire! I then turned around and screamed... HEROBRINE WAS RIGHT BEHIND ME! It practically scared the crap out of me, and I knew no way out of this.
I felt like a stupid scab mark. and Herobrine grabbed something, it looked like a sword that had blood all over it, and then I typed "/kill Herobrine". However, that didn't work so then I typed "/kill Herobrine" without capital H, but that didn't work either! I started screaming non-stop, without my parents home... and then my screen went blue and said:
"Error: Your Minecraft application on Mac OS X quit unexpectedly due to a Minecraft glitch."
I restarted Minecraft, and nothing went wrong this time... I told everyone on Minecraft forums all about my Herobrine encounter, and users commented back, like they had dropped their mouths, hanging open... This was serious and I knew this wasn't normal Minecraft.
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My Fidget Spinner Hides a Horrible Secret

Riverrun ran past Eve and Adam, who were sat by the shore of the dark sea.
"Wow that fidgety spinner, sure is a winner" thus spake Sebastian St. Clair, a dark and handsome and gothic and dark boy who appeared out of the bushes.
"Yeah" said Alexis, tugging on her voidblack hooded jumper which had a red trim, and also she was wearing silver earrings in the image of a spider, and ripped black jeans, and also black converse.
"There be pirates afloat, Bluebeard and Blackbeard, and Redbeard, O yonder they blow, and the wind sucks stones!" said the old man who appeared out of the bushes, since there's always an old man to tell the ominous tale.
Eve was playing with the fidget spinner and soon it got darkblacked all across the horizon and that's when from inside the fidget spinner boomed a LOUD voice...!!!
"I am Natas, the evil! I will eat your souls...!"
But Alexis used her mind powers (she's also a Mystic and a Mage in training) to summon a chrome-barelled custom Webley revolver mk.IV with a barbed bayonet custom attachment.
"Heh...demon, more like dream-on" she uttered cooly with sangfroid confabulation (percy) and shot the demon in its Headspace making thick red gothic blood flow everywhere, and in to the sea.
My Name is Alexis Riverrun, and no daemon can run from me. This is my story.
And this... is only the beginning...
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My First Boner

It was the night before Christmas, and everything was gay. The spoiled little shits slept, whilst horses ate hay. In one little house, just around the corner, was ten year old me; a sad little loner. However, this Christmas Eve, I was going to witness something magical:
My first boner.
When it came to puberty, I was clearly a late bloomer. I had less pubic hair than a Mario goomba. And when I wanked, because of my small dinkle, instead of jizz out came some tinkle. I was sad, depressed, lonely and had limited sexual features. Yet I was so horny I tried to sex-up my teachers and the local church's preachers.
Back to the story, as I don't wish to bore ye. This tale, it's magic, although it started out tragic. On Christmas Eve I was wanking so hard I nearly passed out, and my hopes of ejaculating I hate huge doubt. Then suddenly, I heard a small jingle, and it was so shocking I made a mess with the tinkle. Crashing through my window, in came Shrek, although this time my anus was not going to be wrecked.
He said, "hey laddie, you're doing it wrong. You must go up and down whislt sniffing your grandma's thong." Before I could say that his plan was fucking dumb, he had already held out his hand and said to touch his thumb. As soon as I did I was transported to her house, and on display was her summer blouse. Turning to him was no help, as he said I knew what to do and he couldn't help me by himself. Sighing, I obeyed, not wanting to be humped, but I was also depressed because I had been dumped.
Sneaking in her room, I threw open the door. I wrapped them round my nose and wanked until the feeling in my penis was no more. Out came the white stuff, but it was a disgrace; I hadn't learned how to aim yet, so it went all over her face. Making a mad dash, I bounded out the door. Looking back, she wouldn't of minded, she was a well-known whore.
After reaching home, I felt successful. All those none-jizzy years had been quite distressful. Thanking Shrek, he then went away. He told me that I was also gay. This didn't help the fact that I was still a loner, but I was happy, as I had experienced my first boner.
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My First Game

Hello, my name is Michael. I will tell you my first game. But you mignt not like what I'm doing to you because of what happened to me. Look, I don't have much time to tell you this story, I think.
It's weird how this happened from a game. But not any game but my game. Well it happened long ago and I can't tell when it happened so I'm saying 2 days ago. My life is on the line because of the GameCube.
Dear person who's reading reading this. Don't be creeped out. It mignt be fake... I hope. Plus sorry for my spelling. Like I said Im in a hurry. So please enjoy if you like.
It's 7:00pm and im tired. Like every day everything's normal. Except the reason my mom and dad are gone for work or grocery shopping, but it was not the reason why I had a GameCube. It was a gift from my dear friend, Gracie. She was the best friend I wanted. But sometimes I feel like I should have repayed her for giving me the console.
She said in quite a marry tone, "A guy gave it to me for free! Here. I want to give it to you."A smile was on her face and I accepted the GameCube. Thank God there was a game inside (I have none). but, it was not worth it.
"Thanks!" I replied in a excited voice. The console was weird though. It was red with black letters saying ACRO. It was weird that the name was acro and this is what I thought ACRO!? What kind of crappy title was that? It was acceptable. when I was going in my room waving goodbye to gracie for the console. My brother saw the console and was excited, and I mean flipping nuts.
My big brother, My little sister, the twins and finally Me. My mom and dad were gone so the twins had to go with them because my big brother had a football game coming, but he has to wait a LONG time. My big brother LOVED sports and I mean he LOVES sports. Like Baseball, Soccer, Basket ball and of course Football. His real name is Jake, My sister is a FULL of drama and all that other crap from the TV shows. She loves to play with her friends (Trinity and Derek) alot. Plus she hates me, the twins love to play with each other and they always get into trouble. They don't know it but me and my little sister get in trouble or blamed by my OWN PARENTS. It's ok though as they are only 7. their real names are Alec and Suzzy, I (Michael) loved video games.
But I only have my computer that always has the games I want. But the console I got changed my life, I don't know much about my mom and dad but I don't care I had a game to play!
The GameCube was called ACRO. what!? Why is the GameCube called the game inside the GameCube? It's stupid! But it was worth it. It was just to get a game that seems rare, ok.....
I'm somehow nervous of what I'm gonna do. And I mean scared. Why am I scared, why? I push the start button and It freezes. Ok? I think I know why the guy sold this to Gracie. For #$@!ing free! It blew my mind when I thought about it. 
I need to run from him. I'm going to run with my family to the camping spot we planned.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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My First Krabby Patty

Today, I had my first Krabby Patty, and let me just say for the record, it was the best thing I have ever tasted. That fry cook sure does know how to make a good burger! What makes these patties so good, I'm not sure. Needless to say, I could sure go for another one! No, should I really? I mean look at the prices at this fast food eatery. They are all ridiculously high! You could buy a VCR cheaper than these patties here in this town, I mean come on! I mean, I love living here in Bikini Bottom, but sometimes the citizens here can really irritate me. I don't mean to offend anyone, but I really think this city could use some changes. Of course, it will just never change! No matter how much I try to get the residents here in Bikini Bottom to change their lifestyle, they just seem to reset it back to their average one at the end of every day! I can never win!
Seems kind of funny, does it?... not really.
This note was written by Leonarde Dfiky, who accidentally killed his wife by crashing through the wall of his house while drunk driving. His wife had a concussion and was sent to the hospital. After a few days, she stopped breathing, and her life ended. Leonarde grew into a deep depression after that incident. Then one day, he found the children show SpongeBob SquarePants. After watching an episode, he drugged himself, and then started living his life as if he was in the show. He became insane, and believed he was actually living in the series. He was happy though, living a brand new life free of depression.
Leonarde is dead now. He died a little after writing this note... a little after eating his first Krabby Patty.
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Shortpasta
My First Youtube Poop.avi

I was searching for some Youtube Poops on Youtube one day and i found one video named My First YouTube Poop Watch if you dare.
But nothing appeared just a black screen that sayed click the link below to download it i downloaded it from a strange website that haved photos of dead people but i still downloaded it i was to curious to ignore it then the download finished the file opened itself it started with the same classic YTP intro then begins with the king staring at the screen from one minute then appears the classic quote gee it sure is boring around here but link was not saying it the one that was saying it was Ben from the Majora game¡
Then he said you shoulnd,t have done that the screen turns black for 5 seconds and appears a picture of a woman dead with her sons in a room for 2 minutes i dint want to see the video anymore but i coulnt exit it i and could not even shut down my computer i heared strange noises while the image was there when the image ended appears a video of a guy making a YTP then when he finished he killed her mom and his to brothers and then heb injected heroin to himself he was saying i need more drugs without drugs i cant live and dies instantly because alot of drug he consumed then the video ends with a black screen with the words. This video was created by a guy who was trying to show us what drugs can make us by a YTP Creepypasta my computer shut down itself and the video wasnt there anymore just computer message that was written with blood that says the video My First Youtube Poop.avi was succesfully deleted from your computer and exit itself i tried to search the video again but nothing appeared i dont even remember the name of the YouTube user or the website where i downloaded it like nothing happened...
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My Forever

I thought you were my forever...
...Now you lay a decrepit mass of rotting, pulsating flesh.
You didn't see the steamroller coming.
It hit you, and your bones shattered like glass.
Your flesh and organs mushed together.
The blood doused the ground around us.
But I couldn't allow them to bury you...
...No, I needed you forever.
Your shapeless blob laid flat on the pavement.
I still hold you close.
I've held you for everything, I swore to never let you go.
Your mutilated corpse falls apart in my arms.
I pull you together once more...
...Everything will be okay.
We've been out here for days now.
Your body smells of rot and decay.
Ants and flies swarm us by the thousand.
Maggots crawl in and out of your quivering flesh...
...I don't care.
I'll never leave your side.
You'll always be beautiful.
You'll always be my baby.
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Category:Shortpasta
My Friend's Nightmare

Dear Dad,
I had a nightmare... It started out with a guy trying to do a MineCraft trick video and he suddenly says "Here's a scary pop up from my friend" and it shows a really creepy picture of a brown haired woman with a gaping mouth with black eyes. She wore a light blue kneed shirt. She's standing in a middle of a room, with the background light on. The nightmare ends.
After I woke up, I was horrified when I saw a shadow pass by. At this time, I was scared shitless. I even know what happens next in the dream... It was the scream. Even though it was in the dream, it felt like reality... like... I'm in the dream, but I'm not dreaming at the same time! It felt weird.
I had this nightmare before when I was younger. I was either 10, 9, or 5... But, yes I know, scary... Right? But I realized in the picture I just had in the dream, it was a candle that lit up the place. It was placed on a table. Nearly all the room was lit, except for the left and right corners of the room. It was completely dark. The floor was wooden like my room. I didn't even know what my dream was telling me.
Was it telling me that there's a demon on the loose in my house? Or an alien type thing? We must figure this out... But... How? The Woman's mouth was black and was bleeding black blood, her eyes are black, her skin is dark grey... Hey... This kinda reminds me of evil Matt that I created on YouTube!
I even made a video of me singing to "Inside the Fire" by Disturbed, and I lowered my voice pitch on Sony Vegas! But... doesn't that give a clue of why I had the nightmare? I guess not... I'm a little paranoid, but I will get over it.
Sincerely, Matthew
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Category:Shortpasta
My Friend the Christian

Okay, so today I was talking to my friend over text. I asked him what's his favorite anime but then he told me that he doesn't watch it and thinks it's boring. I was confused as to why he didn't watch anime. I told him about how much I like to watch anime "for the plot" but he didn't really show much interest. I then asked him if we could play a game later but then he said he has to go to church this afternoon. I never knew he was a Christian. I was asking him why he believed in God and he didn't reply so I told him he's intellectually inferior to me and that his parents indoctrinated him into believing in God. I was spamming sending him scientific studies that show proof that atheists are more intellectually superior to people who believe in religion. I later found out that he was attending a funeral at the church.
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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My Friend the Comet

A crazy, disgusting, sick website floating around that is extremely hard to find. The website, which home screen reads "My Friend the Comet" contains links to various fucked up videos. The URL is completely random letters and numbers, and doesn't end with .com or .org. The videos include a 13 year old boy beating his naked mother with a baseball bat, a muscular guy in a clown mask stomping on a dead/disfigured body, and a women sitting in a basement have an alligator bite and tear up her vagina, leaving a bloody mess. Probably the sickest site out there
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Category:Pointless Violence
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My Fun Game

Hello there.
You and I are going to play my "Fun Game".
The instructions are simple, do as I say, and I will not come closer to you.
If you disobey me, I will come closer to you.
You will win at the end of the game.
The prize is freedom.
I'm starting.
Turn off the lights.
Turn them OFF.
Sit down.
Sit down STRAIGHT.
Look at the screen. DO NOT look elsewhere.
The screen is all you will see.
Look at the light that the screen emits.
It is bright, white.
Stare closer.
SIT DOWN STRAIGHT.
Do you see the tiny pixels in the monitor.
TURN ON THE LIGHTS.
Do not look away from the screen.
OPEN YOUR DOOR.
I can see your eyes look away.
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
You aren't sitting straight.
DO NOT LOOK AWAY FROM THE SCREEN.
Why aren't you listening to me.
LOOK AT THE REFLECTION IN YOUR SCREEN.
I can see your eyes.
STAND UP.
They do not want to listen.
STARE AT THE SCREEN.
You never look at me.
GAZE INTO IT.
Why do you never look at me.
UNDERSTAND ETERNITY.
I hate you.
KNEEL BEFORE IT.
IhateyouIhateyouIhateyouIhateyouIhateyouIhateyou
TURN AROUND.
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Category:Rituwel
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My GF and I Wrote a Trollpasta by Taking Turns Writing Every Other Word

Once upon a midnight so chilly, I had on a woolen sweater over my thickest jacket, I went to the GameStop. It smelled awful, and I wanted to vomit. There was another customer outside, watching alongside his dog. I waved. His dog waved. He had a hand. It had a thumb.
I bought Nintendogs™. The dog's eyes rolled and turned green. He turned to run. I chased the dog out into the parking lot, where he disappeared. Silence fell. From behind I heard someone coming up towards me. It was the dog. His paws were red with ketchup.
At the time, the thought of hyper-realistic eyes did appear in my brain. I screamed.
All the noise made it hard to think. In his mouth, Nintendogs™ lay, wet and overpriced. My legs buckled and gave. The DS flew into my hands. I turned it on.
The logo was in blood. With no hesitation, it began to play Nintendogs™ without dogs. I pressed A and silence fell. Growling made me look up at the dog, staring at me with hyper-realistic eyes. I wondered where it got hyper-realistic eyes. Maybe it's from the hyper-realistic void.
Either way, I turned back to the game. It was bleeding everywhere, all over the floor. Barking echoed throughout the DS and dogs started howling. They had a mean snarl. Dalmatians appeared and stared at the camera. There weren't any UI.
The dalmatians opened their maws, and revealed another DS. It also had no UI. The dalmatians bit the DS until it snapped and shattered. Blood dripped from the cracks. I screamed.
Then from behind I heard the real dog scamper up the path. Alone, I played Nintendogs™, which left me frightened, cold and screaming.
Wind howled like a mournful mother, echoing out into the parking lot. I pressed on, using all my strength to get home. Blood scent curled around my throat until it died. Screams entered through nowhere.
Opening my door, the couch had blood dripping down. I tightened up. Something told me the world was gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
The end.
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Category:Satire
Category:Collab
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Memes
Category:Hyper-realistic
My Ghost Dad

Ever since I was a child I have had a significant connection to the paranormal. I have detected spirits since I was at least three years old. I just turned 19 but my mother believes my IQ to be around 198 and I concur with her hypothesis. At this age I have caught at least 20 ghosts and exorcised many demons. I belong to an elite club that most people have never heard of, and of which I maintain the rank of number 16.
Recently I have started to ask my mom about my dad. My father was never in my life growing up and I wanted my mom to reveal the truth. Was he killed by a Dracula? A wolfman? I was always so curious Finally, tonight, my mom revealed the secret. My dad is a ghost. He came to her room in the night, and when she woke up she was pregnant with a ghost baby. I wasn't all that surprised. I share many attributes with a ghost. Pale skin, wispy hair, and the ability to sneak up on people. I can also detect enemies.
My mother actually gave me the contact information to speak to my father. I plan on setting up a meeting with my ghost dad. I want to see how much of a ghost he is, and what more I can learn about his kind. I'll be bringing all my ghost catching equipment to the restaurant that I will invite him out too. Hopefully I can study him, and find out about the ghost attributes I have been blessed with.
I'll continue to update this story as it develops. I truly hope my dad is a good ghost and I won't have to catch him in some sort of epic battle.
Update 1: It isn't the spooking hour yet, but I thought I would let my fellow paranormal enthusiasts and investigators that I talked to ghost dad on the phone. He was saying how he was sorry that he had not been in my life. Something about drinking at a concert and conception. I think he was talking about how he became a ghost, but I was too focused on reading the subtle intonations in his ghost voice. We are having dinner tonight. I don't know why dad would need to eat food, since he is a ghost. I only eat because the human side of me demands it. Perhaps my father pretends to eat at restaurants to blend in with the plebes. More to come...
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Category:Satire
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep