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Edward Scissorhands

Edward Scissorhands is a 1990 biopic, as portrayed by Johnny Depp depicting the life of Ed Wood, edward was also the love child of Johnny Depp and Freddy Kruger but the 1950s B-movie director. The film won numerous Academy Awards including Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Director, and Best Animated Short Film. Shortly after this film, Tim Burton and Johnny Depp reunited to make The Nightmare Before Christmas on Elm Street, an animated slasher film that told the story of Freddy Krueger finally killing Sandy Claws.
==Plot==
Please note that, contary to all popular belief, Edward has normal hands
When the neighborhood evangelist lady, Peggy Wood, fails to make any conversions in her neighborhood, she goes to the abandoned mosque on the hill and meets Edward. Edward is a man who has scissors for hands. Angered by Edward's religion of Islam, Peggy brings him home to convert him; Edward thus must adjust to life in the suburbs. He falls in love with Peggy's daughter, Tigress Wood (no relation to Tiger Woods), who is frightened by Edward at first, but grows to love him while everybody else in the neighborhood is angry because he is Muslim, especially her jealous boyfriend, Jon, whose father was killed during the Persian Gulf War by a Muslim man. 
The film climaxes (pun intended) in the attic of Edward's mosque; Jon tries to shoot and kill Edward, because he is Muslim, but Tigress grabs the gun still in Jon's hands and it is fired into the air. Jon then begins to beat Edward in the back with a long metal rod and Tigress once again comes to Edward's aid. Jon hits Tigress and kicks her into the air, sending her to Saudi Arabia. There she learns the power of Islam, and makes her pilgrimage to the Ka'aba. This enrages Jon, who journeys to Mecca to reteach Tigress the power of Christianity, where he is killed by a Muslim man. Tigress manages to keep the townspeople out of the mosque by telling them it was a place of evil.
Edward then goes to Hollywood and fulfills his dream of being a B-movie director.
The film begins and ends with some old lady telling her granddaughter the story of Edward Scissorhands. When the girl that old lady how she knows Edward is still praying in the mosque, the elderly woman answers, "Because I secretly am Muslim." The young girl, enraged, stabs the old lady to death. The story ends with the town entering the mosque, killing Edward.
==Cast==
*Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands
*Johnny Depp as Tigress Wood
*Johnny Depp as Peggy Wood
*Johnny Depp as Oak Wood
*Johnny Depp as Birch Wood
*Johnny Depp as Jon
*Johnny Depp as Some Old Lady
*Johnny Depp II as Emo Stunt Double
*Maddox as Anti-Muslim Rambler
*Samuel L. Jackson as the Guy That appears in the movie because Samuel L. Jackson is in everything.
*Orlando Bloom as the guy who does the stupid impression on Extras
Category:1990s films
Category:American films
pt:Edward Mãos-de-Tesoura
Edward Teller

Edward Teller (born: Ragtime Era -- died: Britney Spears Era), best known as the inventor of the game "Show and Tell", was also the inventor of the hydrogen bomb. 
==Early life==
Teller was born in Hungary, but felt better after a plate of gulyash. In college he discovered the Teller Effect: if you get a bunch of people in a row and have each one whisper something to the next one down the line and have each repeat what they heard, a chain reaction of wackiness results.
==Teller's greatest discoveries==
Teller won the 1930 Nobel Prize for his development of "Show & Tell". In the process he also invented "I'll show you mine if you show me yours".
==Manhattan Project==
Teller moved to the United States, and started the "Manhattan Project" in New Mexico because he was very poor with maps. ("I shoulda taken a left at Alberquerque!", he quipped.) For the Manhattan Project, Teller was joined by Penn Gillette, inventor of the safety razor. Also in the project were Enrico Fermi, the famous Italian tenor, Robert Oppenheimer, a traveling pipe salesman, and Albert Einstein, inventor of invisible ice-cream.
The rest of the project members felt their job was done when they invented a bomb that could wipe out entire cities. Teller, always the idealist, decided that the A-bomb was not nearly destructive enough. Therefore, he decided to continue down the alphabet until satisfied with the results.
==H Bomb==
In a search for greater threats to peace and civilisation, Teller experimented with ideas from the B-Bomb through to the G-Bomb, never quite happy with the mayhem. Finally, the H-Bomb went platinum on the charts in 1952.
==Later life==
Teller remained a tireless advocate of greater radioactivity and war throughout his life. Sadly, Teller died before his dream of global nuclear annihilation could be achieved. However, many militarists, terrorists, and mad scientists throughout the world continue his legacy. Teller will not have a fitting monument to his work until the Earth is a charred lifeless giant cinder. 
Category:American scientists
Category:Hungarians
Category:Destroyers of Worlds
Category:Men who knew too much
Category:Minions of Satan
Category:Dead people
Egg cups

An obscure invention by an even more obscure man by the name of Charles de Gaulle, the egg cup has transformed breakfast from a painstaking and primitive ritual into the modern institution we know today. Proponents of the slippery slope theory argue that without egg cups, corporate America could no longer consider breakfast the "most important meal of the day." The drop in egg sales and cholesterol levels would topple capitalism, result in a new world of workers' councils, an alarming increase of people named "Woody," and Jefferson Airplane on the radio at all times. Not that that's a bad thing.
== Origins and Current Status ==
The origin of the egg cup is seldom related to anyone whose life lacks opportunities to hear the story. However, in recent decades there has been a resurgence of interest in the near-mythical underpinnings of such a reveared implement of breakfast. Most sources claim that in the year 1943, Frenchmen Charles de Gaulle and Jean-Claude Van Damme took a break from the difficult job of fulfilling ethnic stereotypes such as eating at local cafes and miming. Looking for a nutritious and easy-to-pick-out-against a-black-background snack, they found an egg. Sadly, it rolled away from their grasp.
They paused to watch a man don a dress. Impressed by pectorals in a bra, they received the divine inspiration: an egg contained by a cup cannot roll about. Van Damme kicked the gay-transvestite to the curb; De Gaulle enlisting the help of Barbara Streisand. Their well-designed prototype, named "Dennis," was made from china or pewter, leading to large trucks being called "pewter-bilts" in honor of CB-using rednecks constantly "egging" one another to run over smokies, deer, and ragamuffins.
In the years since that historic discovery the egg cup has never looked back. Currently the most up-to-date-version is V 17.51, also known by the less-threatening name "Petunia." It features a revolutionary new design-feature of a handle allowing egg-consumption with guests at a double-feature theater.
== Uses ==
The egg cup features a utilitarian and self-explanatory design, namely it is a cup capable of holding any form of soft or hard boiled egg (however anyone who puts hard boiled eggs in an egg cup does not deserve either) and it is also capable of containing fluids, (of varying degrees of viscosity) small objects (of varying degrees of interest) and the Gross National Product of several small nations.
Egg cups may also be used when camping, when shot glasses are not available. They provide an entertaining and different way of consuming your Asda Price Vodka, to disguise the taste, and also to help you forget the weird alien things roaming the sky. No, thats a spotlight. Well, maybe you're too drunk.
Category:Eggs
Ehtheism

Ehtheism is reportedly the national religion of Canada. This, however, is not confirmed, as no reputable anthropologist has confirmed the existence of Canadia. Therefore, little is known about Ehtheism. Rumours suggest that the religion revolves around maple syrup, hockey, and beer, which are central to their daily rituals. Few Ehtheists survive. The ones who do survive grow up to be old grouchy socialists, who hate the American government.
==Beliefs==
Sakib attend regular Sunday retard partys, where they eat blessed poutine and watch Canadian Football. They believe that It's fucking cold eh! and are always on the lookout for the great evildoer, Thee, or Dee, for french Canadians. They have also been known to burn Canadian money , because it's worthless.
==History==
The history of Ehtheism is unsure, but many experts on the matter decided it could all have started about 2 years ago, when an American, drunk with his newly found hopes and dreams, wandered into the vast abyss that some rabid homeless people claim is called "Canada", and found himself in the midst of a dark forest (Back then Canada wasn't established/first imagined by crazy people, and was claimed to be all trees until the introduction of american logging companies). Being trapt in this depressingly boring and culturaly anti-diverse place the American lost all hope. It is believed that he was then ravaged by beavers and raped by Mountees (Half man/Half moose), and finally had most of his brain eaten by polar bears. He would have died but the maple syrup in the atmosphere solidified his body and stopped the decompositive process. This massive brain loss left him weak and insane causing him to babble recklessly and uncontroably, with his vocabulary mostly consisting of the word "eh". He then is believed to have traveled the land spreading word and gathering a few others who had been attacked like himself (and those escaped from insane asylums) and thusly created the religion of "Etheism". These few people have been referred to as "Canadians", though it is still unsure whether it is a real place or if the world just ends at the coasts of America (The highly favored belief).
==The Six Pillars of Ehtheism==
#There is no god but John A. Macdonald and Stephen Harper is His prophet
#Ehtheists must pray five times per day while facing towards Toronto.
#Ehtheists must give 2.5% of their earnings to the Canadian Government, which is distributed among the poor.
#Ehtheists must fast during the month of June, which will end with a feast on Canada Day (July 1).
#Ehtheists must go on a pilgrimage to Ottawa at least once in their life. An Ehtheist who is ill or in debt is not required to go on a pilgrimage.
#Ehtheists must drink beer with every meal.
== See also ==
*Eh?
*Canada
Category:Religion in Canada
Eincyclopedia

thumb|This is Eincyclopedia's gefilte fish logo. Gefilte fish means stuffed fish in Yiddish. The fish creating the logo is the challenged brother of gefilte fish, fish hamburger, which is nevertheless also called gefilte fish.
Eincyclopedia (Hebrew: איןציקלופדיה) is the Hebrew language-Uncyclopedia, established 2005 by myself and another guy. It's probably the biggest non-missionary Wiki in Hebrew after the Hebrew language Wikipedia. The ein part of Eincyclopedia isn't pronounced like the one in "Rammstein", but rather like the one in "vein". The cyc part isn't pronounced like "psyched" without the D, but rather like the tsick part of "butt sick". The lopedia part is pronounced exactly as a Mexican would say it.
In Hebrew, Eincyclopedia isn't very pronounced, since it's not considered part of the mainstream, or part of any stream at all.
==History==
Eincyclopedia is a project which was born from within the English-language Uncyclopedia. The first Eincyclopedia articles were actually English-language Uncyclopedia articles with the prefix he:. Today (2022), the Wiki contains almost three thousand articles and I'm very proud of it indeed.
If you google one of my early articles, פינג פונג כיס, you'll find it as a first result. The reason is that פינג פונג כיס means "pocket ping pong", which is Hebrew slang for playing with your testicles. It's not very used within the Hebrew Internet for some reason. Great success! The article is actually about how the Israeli national soccer team keeps disappointing its fans, and describing it as the world champions in the sport of pocket ping pong. It hurts me to write about this article, so I'll stop.
Eincyclopedia contains over sixty featured articles as of 2022. These articles include Hebrew articles about Lady Gaga, God, Led Zeppelin, Iraq, Dr. Dre, Gefilte Fish, and more. I'm very proud of the one about the author S. Y. Agnon. The English page about Madonna is mostly a translation of the Hebrew Madonna page. The English page about SpotifyWritten by me. is very much inspired by the Hebrew page about Benjamin Netanyahu.Not written by me.
==Legacy==
In Hebrew, some letters are final forms, meaning letters which can appear only at the end of a word. Eincyclopedia, as far as I know, is the first word in Hebrew containing a final formן in the middle of the word. That is, if it's considered a word. Is Uncyclopedia a word?Not according to merriam-webster.com. I guess Eincyclopedia is a word the same way Wikipedia is an encyclopedia, and Transformers is a movie.
==Catchphrases, kind of==
*Gerbil – meaning gerbil
*Gimel Yafit – the Israeli BILLY MAYS
*Benny Goren – some Israeli dude who wrote a bunch of math books
*Shimon Peres
*Chuck Norris
*Sabbatai Zevi – the non-Israeli Jesus Christ
==Footnotes==
Category:Uncyclopedias by language
Category:Israeli culture
Category:Hebrew language
==External links==
*Eincyclopedia, the Hebrew language-Uncyclopedia.
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Einsteinian Physics

thumb|Einstein's unique hairstyle served as an inspiration for rock bands everywhere. His keen fashion sense shook the very foundations swimwear modeling industry for years.
Einsteinian physics is the physics made up in school one day by noted musician and drifter Albert Einstein. It is hailed as his most original set of theories, unlike all that other stuff he copied during his stint at a patent office.
==Theories==
The first theory he developed was that the universe is Doughnut shaped. Not like a normal doughnut, but like a hyper-doughnut. That's where you take a normal doughnut, unroll it, build more doughnuts off of that and then roll the original doughnut up again. It's like a hyper-cube but more sugary and delicious. This would explain things about the universe, such as cosmological rolls. He reasoned that is why cups of coffee would expel their contents and even shatter when struck by a fast moving particle (such as a bullet). (Einstein later got arrested for irresponsible use of firearms, but it was a sacrifice in the name of science). Since to a topologist a cup of coffee is the exact same thing as a doughnut, this makes perfect sense.
The second theory he developed is that coffee is hot. Now, some may claim he wasn't the first to state this theory, but Einstein was the first to have it successfully published in a journal of science. The breakthrough moment on this theory occurred when Einstein's legs and torso were severely scalded by coffee. The implications of this remarkable theory are still not completely understood, but people are constantly reminded of its brilliance with warning labels (originally known as "genius labels") plastered on coffee cups, advising that the contents may be hot.
==Relevant Equations==
*Theory of the Universe: m^3 = D_0(n^u(\frac{t}{s}))
*Theory of Coffee: \frac{A}{h} = (h_0)t\mathrm{!}
*Theory of Relatives : D \, \cup \, n^kn=D_0\frac{n^u\frac{t}{s}}{ht}
*Preliminary equation of relativity: E = Mc^2+\int\epsilon(m)
==See Also==
*Newtonian or 'Classical' Physics : The major opposition to Einsteinian Physics. Classical Physics was developed by Henry Kelly.
*Einstein's Malicious Theories
*String Theory : A really super new theory, derived from Sting Theory.
*Quantum physics
Category:Relativity
Electoral College

Electoral College is a college in Washington D.C. Founded in 1788 by Ignatius T. Electoral, it has the distinction of being the oldest college in the United States, and the third oldest in all of North America. Its mission is to prevent people who don't matter from making decisions.
==Ignatius==
Ignatius T. Electoral was a stow-away on the fourth and smallest of the ships which Christopher Columbus used to travel to America. The Mamacita was a much smaller ship than the ships Leon, Pinto and Santa Monica, and Electoral spent the entire voyage hiding behind some boxes that were filled with clothes to donate to Goodwill. Upon landing at Washington D.C., Electoral waited until everyone else was off the ship and then pretended to be a guy who worked for Goodwill who had been sent to pick up the boxes. He took their contents and used them to start Electoral College.
==Marmalade==
The boxes were filled with marmalade, a type of jelly never before seen by the native Washington Redskins who inhabited the area. Electoral used this as a bargaining tool to encourage the natives to enrol in his school. The first semester, each new freshman was guaranteed one jar of marmalade. By the fourth year, his supply had run out, and he was unceremoniously removed from his position as president and dean of Electoral College, and (more importantly) scalped. By that time, the school had attracted enough professors from surrounding areas as to be self-sufficient, with or without the input of Ignatius T. Electoral. The college then boasted degrees in 18 different courses of study, including Buffalogy, Monosyllabism, pr0n and Women's Studies. As of now, the college is trying to gain university status.
==Latter Years==
More recently, the electoral college has opened branch campuses in all 50 statues of the union. It was decided that each state should get 3 campuses because the college's board of regents couldn't remember the number that comes after 3. Following a lawsuit brought by the ACLU, the college agreed to base the number of branch campuses per state on population. In order to calculate the correct number of campuses per state, they received a 5 trillion dollar grant from the NSF to study New Math.
== See also ==
* Animal House
Category:Ivy League
Category:Education in the United States
Category:United States presidential elections
Category:Universities and colleges in the United States
Category:Schoolhouse Rock
eo:Usona Kolegio de Elektantoj
Eli Roth

Welcome to Eli Roth's History of Horror. For the last 5,006 years, human kind was afraid of one and one thing only. Horror movies have always tried to explore and track that thing down. From zombies to vampires through spooky ghosts and demons, no movie was close to revealing that single THING that is buried so very deep in the collective mind of humanity. What is IT? That IT thing that Faith No More sing about in their song "Epic"? It will all be revealed soon, here in Uncyclopedia's parody of Eli Roth's History of Horror.
It was Walt Disney, with his groundbreaking murder-porn Bambi, who managed to give us a serious hint of what IT might be. Bambi, the scariest movie of all time, is the only horror movie in which all the leads are COMPLETELY NAKED. Except for the MURDERER, of course. That's right, people. The most frightening thing in the world is CLOTHES.
Roth's legacy is a bit complicated to scholars of cinema who all have regarded him as a legend in the horror genre, but some have wondered if his lack of skills in writing a great or even good script might have helped his Rotten Tomatoes score for his films or might have made him even a shitter director. Because of the ego and stuff.
==Rob Zombie==
Well, it's a very interesting idea, for one thing. I mean, when I think about it, all the non-human spooky creatures of horror wear, if anything, only torn up clothes, like zombies, or completely dumb clothes like vampires. And the scariest ones are animals, which are completely naked, like Hitchcock's The Birds or the animals in Cannibal Holocaust. You have a point there, I think. Clothes ARE scary.
==Eli Roth==
And even if you look at Uncyclopedia articles, the scariest ones are the articles with too many links in them. Contrary to "naked" articles, without so many links.
==Guy who plays Trinity in Dexter==
I disagree. I was the scariest of my career when I was naked. What is so scary about CLOTHES, anyway?
==Rob Zombie==
You were scarier in that aliens sitcom. 
==Eli Roth==
How did you get here anyway, Trinity? I know I didn't invite you.
==Trinity==
I came to kill you, actually. *kills Zombie*
==Eli Roth==
Hey, man. That's not cool. Let me show you what's scary about CLOTHES, bitch! *strangles Trinity with his own belt until Trinity's left eye pops out*
So, we're left with no guests so we'll have to wrap it up. If you make horror movies, make 'em about CLOTHES. CLOTHES are SCARY. Do you know which movies were about clothes? NONE. Because they are TOO SCARY. 
Just don't do it about a button. They already did that.
==Jack Black==
He's not talking about my belly button, BTW. 
Category:American film directors
Eli Whitney

In the year 1606 man began to take his first awkward steps into existence. At the helm of this evoloutionary movement was Eli Whitney.
== Is Eli Whitney an inventor or madman?!?! ==
Eli Whitney's parents were Monica Lewinsky and a kodiak bear. Both of them loved Eli very much and yet at times Eli showed EVIL tendencies like when he tried to kill his neighbors or that time he was caught watching oprah.
Eventually the high elder tribunal of chicago was forced to banish him to the nether realm where the evil demon Cthulu taught him how to separate the seeds in cotton from the cotton. Eventually Eli Whitney escaped the nether realm through the mystic elevator of Satan.
It has recently come to light that "Eli Whitney" is also a name used by Steve Jobs in order to invent things without public scrutiny.
==The Four-Click Patent==
Whitney shocked the world with his invention of the four-click patent. This device allowed consumers to authorize online purchases in only four mouse clicks. The four-click revolutionized e-commerce; where Internet shoppers had previously been required to complete seven, eight, or even nine laborious clicks to make a purchase, shopping experiences were greatly improved. 
The four-click remained the gold standard in clicking technology until Charles Babbage proved in 1861 that a three-click patent was theoretically possible, and an implementation soon followed. At this point researchers widely believed that no smaller number of clicks could ever be found, and work in the area stagnated. Technology reached a breakthrough in 1997, however, when Amazon developed the remarkable one-click patent, making a purchase possible in only one click. Amazon's innovation was hailed as the most remarkable since Whitney's. Today, the company continues to research even more efficient methods of online shopping. In 2001, the Amazon site began testing a new technology that would move the mouse and initiate the click on customers' behalf. Rumors of a forthcoming zero-click patent, in which buyers would not even need to visit the site, remain unconfirmed.ik8jujh76ub6u7jmygerfg
==Eli Whitney's Assassination==
Many Historians debate that if it wasn't for the assassination of Eli Whitney, WWI would have never started. Due to his evil rain over The Great Cotton Belt, Eli Whitney became very unpopular in his home country of Caucasia, where he ruled from 1616 until his assassination in 1812.
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