Billionaugh

Aw, Aw aw aw, ya wanna know what a Billionaugh (Bill-yun-ae-yaww) is? I'll tell ya what a friggin, one of them billionayaughs is... It's what 'cha don't take any money from, that's what it is!
For too long, in this time of crisis, now more than ever, and bipartisanship, and only with togetherness and especially grass roots can we take back this country from some of the most dangeroughs billionaughs who gotta be held RESPONSIBLE. Wag our finger at the bad guys but do nothing with the power we have to bar them from committing white collar theft. Aaand, lead people into supporting a failed state as it spirals towards decay as a better option than giving people free heathcayugh. String people along with the promise of free shit but then sell them out when it's time to go up against an actual Clown. Those billionayughs really gotta go.
== Billionayaugh's and Dare Friggin' Shting ==
Ah, yeeaaahhh they got this friggin shting alright, dose billionaughs. I coitainly ain't gonna take any of their shtinkin' money, when they come to me I tell 'um, "You can forget about it!". Naaaaaaawwwww, in fact, doze friggin shtings wit der friggin got damn Nawwwwwwwwwwww.... Cause I'm the guy you trust not be takin' none of der friggin shtings in the got damn first place, toots, you gotta believe me. The people of this country gotta start demanding bettaugh.
Look, I was there in the got damn, shtinkin, mother freakin' civil rights movement in may of 1968, gettin' down with the man. I mean very much against the man, you hear me?! 
*Where was youse in freakin' may 1968???
*Your mother says you can't even hold down a steady job?
*New Yaugh, I'm the senator from Vermaughnt.
*Cup 'a Caughfee? I have the interests of the people at heart, right it down on a piece of paper somewhere, "I don't take money from billionaughs for my grassroots campaign."
*What was I just talkin' about? Oh yeah, you ever heardda da CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT?
Actually y'know what might be a better idea? Give billionayughs free money from the treasury with no limits or repercussions and also vote for a senile old kook with dementia, "our" revolution, hope and change, peace. Poor people in this country.
== Russia ==
Russia 
== Grass Roots ==
Can't forget grass roots, hope and change, and we really need a revolution in this country and I really mean it this time. And next time you screw me in the primaries you ought to be held ACCOUNTABLE for it! Extremely grassroots, grassroots all the way, leadership. Teachers and students agree, in no way is Bernie Sandaughs ever going to take billionaugh money or do up a foreign wars. Peace and the arts, but keepin' it real just straight up DO NOT PUT UP A FIGHT while everyone gets screwed, or the other option is to cry about it loudly on Twittaugh. Things have gotta fundamentally change in this country, this time I really, really mean it, mistaugh!
Go ahead and go right back to sleep, make purchases on Amazon, social distancing, tiktok teens, and everyone else just shut up. No third party, third way, it's two bad choices only. I lead a task force, alright? Donald Trump is so dangerous, very extremely dangerous, therefore it doesn't matter that the DNC is much more right wing than the Republicans. Only with your help and the help of corporations that I do-don't support.
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