Pauline Hanson

Pauline "Australia's Most Honest Politician", "The Witch of Ipswich" HansonThe Ipswich west of Brisbane. Not the English one, or any of the three American ones. a.k.a. James Ashby is an Australian former fish-and-chip shop owner and current leader of One Nation, a far-right political party. As of 2019, the party holds two Federal Senate seats. 
Hanson's voraciously anti-immigration stance is weakened somewhat by the fact that about 49% of Australians in 2016 were either foreign-born or had at least one foreign-born parent.2016 Census: Multicultural. Australian Bureau of Statistics. June 27, 2017. It was weakened further by her 2010 decision to emigrate to a small, rather crowded country on the other side of the world.
"UK too full of immigrants, says Pauline Hanson", ABC (11/14/10, 5:12AM). It's called "convenient hypocrisy", petal.
Still apparently not getting it, in 2016 Hanson campaigned on the issue of Muslims in Australia. It was years of cynical wedge politics that gave this idiot oxygen in the first place.
She talks a good game about neoliberalism and sovereignty, but what she really is a demagogue, rounding up support from disparate groups of disenfranchised voters: free-trade opponents, climate-change denialists, sovereign citizens, you name it. They've all hitched themselves to Hanson's bandwagon because they're too extreme even for the right.
== Liberal party stint ==
Pauline Hanson came to national attention when, as the Liberal Party of Australia's candidate for the Queensland seat of Oxley in the 1996 federal election, the most strongly held Labor seat in Queensland, she advocated the abolition of special government programs to help the Australian Aborigines. She was dropped by the party as the official candidate, but her name remained on the ballot and she won the election with 54.66% of the vote — after distribution.Results by Electoral Division - House of Representatives - Queensland (1996)
Unfortunately, as an elected representative of the Australian parliament, she was entitled to give at least one speech on whatever she felt like. Hanson, to the cringing of the parliament, chose immigration and multiculturalism:
== Leader of One Nation ==
In 1997, she founded the One Nation party. In 1998, an early federal election occurred, and Hanson elected to run for the seat of Blair in Queensland, which she lost with 46.6% of the votes after distribution.Results by Electoral Division - House of Representatives - Queensland (1998) 
PM John Howard used Hanson as a canary to see how many votes there are in actively pursuing xenophobic policy. Enough to abandon the centre-right, it turns out. This widely-circulated quote captures the essence of his '96 campaign:
Staring down an election defeat in 2001, Howard milked white resentment towards immigrants and Aboriginal people; he is the one who politicised the and offshore detention camps.Seccombe, Mike, "How Pauline Hanson changes politics through fear", Saturday Paper 7.23.16. The Libs preferred not to have a politician to the right of them siphoning off votes, so Howard had her locked up for electoral fraud.Thomson, Simon, "Everything you should know about Pauline Hanson, the Queensland senator whose re-election has shaken politics", Business Insider (7/5/16 at 7:00 AM).
Since then, Hanson has run in almost every available election at state and federal level, each time failing to win a seat.
=== The hair dye is cast ===
Queensland is a cesspit of corruption. Prior to '89, they had thirty-two uninterrupted years of National Party rule. Voters have tended to favor Labor since the , but corruption continues to flourish. They lose out on a lot of business due to ubiquitous graft in the area, and North Queensland is in the middle of a recession (youth unemployment is even worse). Belonging to the dominant race is a source of status security for white Australians. But, of course, minorities are refusing to know their place, and now that's melting away as well. They're desperate for an alternative. 
In 2016, Hanson contested the Senate seat in Queensland, this time with an Islamophobic focus−and won.Pauline Hanson elected to Senate as Turnbull's double-dissolution gamble backfires In what ways do people see their lives being negatively affected by this? Hard to say, other than some vague conspiracy hand-waving about a couple of mosquesSmethurst, Annika, "Pauline Hanson to push for ban on new mosques, royal commission into Islam", Herard-Sun (4/4/16 at 11:09pm). and a Halal Snack Pack"Pauline Hanson loses it over halal snack packs", ABC (7/3/16 at 11:05am). somehow leading to nationwide Sharia law. It's basically an updated version of Hanson's anti-immigrant schtick from the 1990's but with Boat People instead of Swamp Asians.Australia race politician Pauline Hanson moving to UK Later that year, Hanson made national news after expressing outrage at the implementation of squat toilets in some businesses, claiming that it was indicative of an immigrant takeover of Australian culture.
It's the Liberal's conundrum: They will lose a lot of middle Australia if they go too far right, but at the same time, a lot of conservatives (the same ones who think Pauline is the Dame Judi Dench of Australia) hate Turnbull for reaching out to Labor, especially since he deposed Abbott.Remeikis, Amy, "Pauline Hanson tells Malcolm Turnbull to 'bring Tony Abbott back'", SMH (1/17/17 at 6:44PM). They will vote for One Nation, Rise Up, or the Australian Liberty Alliance.
==== The pivot ====
*The Greens and One Nation have at least one thing in common: opposition to a same-sex marriage plebiscite.Anderson, Stephanie, "Same-sex marriage: Warren Entsch 'profoundly disappointed' by Labor's opposition to plebiscite", ABC (Updated 8/28/16 at 4:09pm). 
*Hanson has called for Julian Assange's release, comparing him to the cop-killer "folk hero" Ned Kelly in a letter to the Prime Minister."Pauline Hanson compares Julian Assange to 'folk hero' Ned Kelly in letter to Prime Minister calling for his release", ABC (Updated 11/29/16 at 1:49am). Kelly planned to start his own nation. (Just the one.)
*Let's build that fiber-to-the-home internet.... so Muslims will get their eviction notices at lightspeed!Reilly, Claire, "Pauline Hanson's NBN will help you pwn n00bs", CNet (10/14/16 at 4:37 pm EDT). I don't like it...when the server kick me out ♪ I don't like it...when those noobs no-scope about ♪ It reads like satire, but Hanson is genuinely angry that Muslims have better internet.
:As a committee chair at NBN Co.,Duckett, Chris, "Pauline Hanson receives seat on NBN committee", ZDNet (10/11/16 at 11:43pm GMT). her position seems to line up with Malcolm Turnbull's plan:Hanson, Facebook Status (5/29/2016 at 7:14 PM). run it into ground, sell the "lame duck" to Telstra Corporation, kill any guarantee of rural broadband being on par with city broadband (the exact same, short-sighted thinking which started this mess in the first place), and let the free marketeers do whatever they want. Now we know what her price was for shafting the firefighters' union.Koziol, Michael, "Pauline Hanson to gift Turnbull government a key win on firefighter union laws", SMH 10.10.16.
*Time to embarrass the government some more. They (like many others) are correct that Turnbull's "debt recovery system" is a piece of shit nuisance which treats hundreds of thousands of its citizens as criminals.Hunter, Fergus, "One Nation brands Centrelink robo-debt recovery 'malicious' and 'criminal'", SMH (1/18/17 at 4:26PM ). This will improve their vote in a big way, no doubt at the expense of the LNP, who are currently polling at 46%.
==== Typical eggheads! ====
She went snorkeling in Great Keppell to get evidence that the Great Barrier Reef is healthy — albeit in the part of the reef which supports her party position."Pauline Hanson goes snorkelling in wrong spot to prove ‘untruths’ on the Great Barrier Reef", news.au (11/25/16 at 6:25pm). (Work-related expense!)
==Shit Pauline says==
Do you want to crash the site? Because that's how you crash it. So far we got:
==My shopping trolley, murdered!==
Hanson has been parodied as the drag queen alter ego of satirist Simon Hunt - the wonderfully named . Hardly surprisingly, Hanson was not as amused as the rest of us, condemning one of Mr. Hunt's songs as portraying her as a transsexual and prostitute. Australia probably agreed in the best possible way, and several of Mr. Hunt's tunes become both cult and mainstream hits.
==One of us==
In 2003, Hanson, who is an advocate of tougher sentencing for criminals, was convicted of electoral fraud and sentenced to three years in prison, though only she served eleven weeks.Kingston, Margot, "I just want to say that I've learnt from it", SMH 11.6.03.
In 2010, Ms. Hanson decided to migrate to England because Australia had too many immigrants. After a short period in London, she decided to return to Australia because England had too many immigrants. At least she can take solace in the fact that now England has one fewer immigrant.
In 2016, Pauline claimed that men are the real victims of Australia's domestic violence scourge, and many women make "frivolous" abuse claims over simple things (like criticism of their clothes).Moody, Sherele, "Pauline Hanson claims women make frivolous DV complaints", Sunshine Coast Daily (6/10/16 at 4:20pm, updated 1/11/16 at 6:00am)
During the latter half of 2016, Parliament was hung up on a piddling tax on the segment of the population who have no advocates (guest workers). The "backpacker" tax specifically targeted them but hit a wall once everyone realized the tax would affect white farmers, too.Karp, Paul, "Hanson 'so angry' as backpacker tax fallout exposes One Nation tensions", Guardian (Last modified 12/18/16 at 10:00 PM EST). If the supermarket chains hadn't screwed the farmers' balls to the wall and forced them to reduce their wholesale prices, they could afford to hire Australian workers for a better wage. (How is it a "big win for tourism" when the old tax rate was an incentive for rich holiday-makers to come there and buy produce?)"Pauline Hanson negotiates 15% Backpacker Tax - Big Win for Tourism".Ironside, Robin, "Backpackers already turning off Australia as tax hike looms", news.au (1/1/16 at 9:36am). Hanson almost screwed over a big portion of her voter base. Great work, dumbass.
==Stopped clock==
Pauline Hanson, out of all people, called out Fraser Anning for his utterly Islamophobic comment about the Christchurch terrorist attacks by claiming it was "straight out of Goebbels's handbook."
Pauline Hanson also voted down the Coalition’s union-busting legislation (the Ensuring Integrity Bill).
==See also==
*Britain is full
==External links==
*Dey tuk err jerb.
*DNA test shows Hanson's Middle Eastern heritage.
*Pauline Pantsdown - "I Don't Like It" on YouTube
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