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Rick and Morty's Wit

Ya know, it takes some actual brain power to really appreciate Rick and Morty. I'm not even talking conventional intelligence, I mean like actual cunning and wit. You need the street smarts and the book smarts. Just fucking, you have to be an exceptional fucking human being. You think Einstein would appreciate Rick and Morty? It certainly channels a lot of his genius, but would he get it? Dude was a fucking nerd, alright? He wouldn't understand this blend of intellectual discourse and crude, filthy, straight up human humor. That's the genius of it. Humans have such incredible potential for greatness, but we also spend copious hours tugging on our dicks like the primates before us. Because that's what we are.
You wanna watch Carl Sagan for two hours? I know you don't. You might pretend you do, because you're insecure and shallow and you want people to think you're a real smart cookie. That's fine. Really, it is. We're all humans and humans are flawed. Ironically, recognizing these flaws makes one less flawed. You wanna learn, but you wanna laugh too, so you watch Rick and Morty. And there's the kicker. You fucking figured it out.
You watch Rick and Morty because you're real. You're nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor.
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Rick and Morty: The Lost Episode

Do you watch Rick and Morty? If you haven't then let me explain. It's a show about a kid, named morty, and his grandfather, Rick, who go on wacky adventures. It is a good show but has a bad fandom, but that won't kill my love for the show. However, the show was supost to have a different ending to season 3, a more bloody ending (Not saying the show was bloody, it did have some blood on it). I was going online to look for some stuff. I typed in Rick and Morty because I was bored. I then saw that the first result was "Rick and Morty Season 3, Episode 10 download". I was so excited that I clicked on it when I was done reading it, I wish I knew better. I downloaded the episode and the opening played as normal. The episode started off with the title card saying "Death" in bloody letters. It started off with Rick coming in the house looking depressed. I noticed that there was credits saying a person's name and what there role was in creating this episode. Morty was sitting on the chair all alone looking at Rick. "Rick? Are you okay?" He said. Rick then looked at Morty, with tears in his eyes. He then shot Morty in the head. Morty died and Rick ran to the kitchen. Beth was getting drunk, as usual, and Summer, doing nothing. Rick then comes out saying " It's time to die, bitch." then shoots Summer in the chest. Beth runs away to her phone. She dials 911 but Rick shoots her when the police answer. Rick then hangs up the phone and goes into the living room, were Jerry was sitting on the couch. Rick then shoots him in the head running upstairs. It then cuts to Rick in the bathroom, cleaning off the blood. He then goes back down stairs and we then see blood everywhere. Rick then gets a mop and cleans all the blood off. He then pulls out a noose, ties it, then hang himself. We then cut to a montage of Rick killing every character in the show. When the montage was done it then showed a black screen with bloody writing that said "Good Night fuckers". I then was pale of what I saw. I then installed the video and then emailed the creators of the show. After about 30 seconds of waiting, I got a response. "Ok, so we had this writer who had a very serious depression. The episode was the first episode he wrote, and the last one he wrote. After we were done making the episode we were pale of how it turned out. One of the cast members vomited when they saw the episode. We fired the writer and he never came back. We then heard he committed suicide, the same day the episode was posted online. He might be the one who uploaded it, I don't know. Have a good day." I then tried to find the episode again to know that wasn't a dream but it was gone. I telled myself why even find something I don't even want to watch again. I had a nightmare of Rick yelling at me saying "THERE IS NO ESCAPE!!!!!" I then woke up seeing Rick looking at me with bloody eyes holding a bloody knife.
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Rick and Morty - 1984

A: I am not a connoisseur of Richard and Mortimer.
B: Unfortunate.
You are not enlightened.
A: It does, however, pique my interest.
B: Good! There may be salvaging your faith in Rick and Morty yet!
A: I saw the first episode, as well as the Pickle Rick episode.
Both were quite splendid.
B: Indeed quite splendid!
The Pickle Rick episode is quite interesting to us scholars of Rick and Morty. You see, aside from the idea that he turned himself into a pickle, which emphasizes Harmon's creative genius, it's that he turned himself into a pickle to escape therapy, the idea that turning himself into a pickle and back to a human is somehow easier and more bearable than going to therapy for thirty minutes.
A: I quite enjoyed the part where he brutally dismembered sewer rats and attached their limbs to himself; I found it representative of the competitive, combative nature associated with ascension on the so-called social ladder.
B: Additionally, we get great insight into his character over his inability to apologize and admit his shortcomings, as well as his ingenuity in the sewers and the office building.
When he ends up at therapy because he needs the human serum from Beth, he has an extremely intellectual discussion with the therapist as well. It reveals a lot of his distaste for societal ideals and norms. He openly disrespects the therapist, stating that his occupation as a scientist makes him above her, further indicative of how he evades the bounds of society, disengaging from the so-called "noble" pursuits of societal engagement and betterment.
Quite the stimulating episode, and that is actually what my fellow scholars in the community consider an episode with less depth!
A: I found it amusing that the comestible of choice into which he decided upon transmogrifying himself was the lowly pickle. Truly representative of society as a whole.
B: Truly. It is so similar to Orwell's 1984. I think it says a lot about the decline of society. That as a pickle, Rick is still vastly more intelligent than everyone in the episode.
A: Indeed, quite a number of parallels can be found between the two masterpieces and the grotesque conglomeration we call society.
B: I concur. The society of Rick and Morty, of Orwell's 1984, and of our own reality are essentially one and the same. We live in 1984. We, the parts of us that desire freedom and shatter the bounds of society, are represented by Rick. However, our clinging to humanity and to companionship is represented by Rick's need of Morty, though it's something that Rick will never admit. In fact, I think the similarities between Rick and Morty and 1984 are best highlighted actually by the Citadel of Ricks, as they say, Rick C-137 is the "Rickest Rick of them all", indicating that it is he who disregards the bounds of the Citadel's society, and he who doesn't care about the rules. There is a great insight into this in Season 5, Episode 10, called "Rickmurai Jack", but I don't want to spoil the great video-media treasure for you, so I'll leave it there.
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Rick and Morty Changed My Life

My IQ is 76 and I am currently failing my degree. Today I was in the bus and suddenly I saw this guy watching Rick and Morty. The bus stopped and he got off, but those mere 10 seconds of visuals have left a stunning mark on me. I felt a lot smarter and decided I got to have a medical professional check this out, so the next day I went to get my IQ tested again (at the same place that labelled me as "low IQ" only one month before).
They start showing me weird pictures and ask me to choose which is the next picture in the pattern. After I finish they start uploading my choices on their computer system and they tell me to wait in the lobby. In the ten minutes that I wait I invent string theory and emailed my work to my professor. Then, my results came back and apparently I got all of the questions right. The people running the place say that this never happened before and that their software has crashed when it tried to compute my IQ. I have a big grin on my face at this point, when suddenly I get a notification on my phone.
It was an email from my professor informing me that the scientific community is impressed with my work on string theory and that I have been nominated for a Nobel prize. It turns out the university also decided to award my degree early. I highly suggest you watch Rick and Morty. If 10 seconds of graphics without audio had this effect on me, who knows what might happen if you watch all of the episodes? Perhaps you might even stop being a drain on society.
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Rick and Morty Fan Copypasta

Yeah, I'm a Rick and Morty fan.
Yeah, I shout "Wubba lubba dub dub" to people wearing Rick and Morty merch.
So what? I do it because they're like me. They see the world for what it really is. When I utter that phrase to a fellow fan, it's with the understanding that we're both in this thing together. We can both understand things at a deeper level.
People make jokes about how Rick and Morty fans pretend to be more intelligent, but it's true. We are. And because of this show, this masterpiece, us like minded intellectuals can interact and communicate without having to acknowledge those lesser people.
Yeah, I'll eat szechuan sauce off the ground. Because that's what Rick would have done, and I think of myself as a Rick, as any intelligent fan would.
Thank you Daniel Harmon. Thank you Justin Roiland. Thank you for giving us a community where we can all move forward to a better tomorrow through science and comedy.
Thank you.
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Rick and Morty Fandom Realm Copypasta

When you step into the Rick and Morty fandom realm, you're not going any old place. You're coming to the underground fight club of intellect. Prepare to be mentally battered. But don't worry, after you've spent your newbie time being cognitively pummeled, you'll have joined the ranks of the mental elite.
Then you'll see the world for what it truly is. All those people going around without a thought in their head. You'll hate it. You'll become just like him. And you'll start loving it. The power of intelligence, of absolute intellectual superiority. It'll become a high you chase, constantly learning and experimenting. 
You'll finally be a Rick.
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Rick and Morty Lost Episode

"RICK SANCHEEEEEZZZZZ!" Dan screams, realizing that Rick Sanchez, the smartest man in the universe, has turned his car into poop.
"I'm getting my revenge!" Dan exclaims.
"But Dan, Rick Sanchez is the smartest man in the universe, how are you going to get back at him for turning your car into a pile a shit?"
"I don't care Chris! He's paying for my car!"
Back at the Rick and Morty Household...
"Er, I don't get it, Rick, can't you just reverse your invention to turn poop back into entropy?"
"NO, Morty, I fucking can't! You *burp* don't get it Morty, there's no entropy to turn poop back into anymore! Entropy is now LITERALLY SHIT, and vice-versa! All things in our universe are now fundamentally doomed to degrade into shit."
"A-are you saying-"
"That's right, Morty, our worst nightmare is coming true. We've become The Simpsons."
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Rick and Morty Theory

Rick is cursed with knowledge, as Thanos would put it. The problem that comes with being the smartest, is that you are also the loneliest. Rick KNOWS that none of us exist on purpose, no one means anything, in fact nothing means anything. He doesn't have a peer, or even anyone close to an equal. The closest he has had to companionship (other than Beth's mother presumably, which clearly could not have ended well) was a purely hedonistic relationship with a hive mind entity, and even that couldn't keep up with Rick.
Morty is not just the closest thing to a partner or friend that Rick has, Morty is ALL Rick has. Not infinite Mortys. THIS Morty and THIS Rick. Rick needs Morty. Like actually needs him. Underneath Rick's megalomaniacal god complex, there is a very sad, very lonely, very scared old man who's biggest fear, across the entire infinite multiverse where nothing really matters - is that he will lose the one person who actually does matter to him. what's worse, is Rick knows this is inevitable and there is nothing that he can do about it.
It's the one thing that Rick can't do. Not for "real" at least. So the only thing that he can do is to try to put off the inevitable for as long as possible, and with the knowledge and power at this disposal, that can get pretty creative.
Not only do Rick's methods keep Morty around, but they feed Rick's god complex, which is what really drives Rick in the first place. This entire episode was about Rick trying to impress Morty and refusing to accept not being able to do something. Not being able to do something is just not acceptable in Rick's mind, his entire god complex is centered around him being able to control or even create his environment and his reality. And not being able to keep Morty, not being able to fix that, is something that Rick's psyche cannot handle.
Without Morty, Rick will literally die.
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Rick and Reptilian Government

Rick & Morty is linked to the government. Don't believe me? Well to get started with telling the truth, you can't trust any other person when it comes to this topic. Need proof? In a Time article about reptilians like me, they referenced the dead meme Amogus. Look!
In just the first sentence of the shown article, Time has already shown their blatant incompetence. Other news sources are no different. Just like that one homosexual snake from The Jungle Book, you should trust in me. With my legitimacy being proven, it's now time for me to tell the truth about our society:
Rick & Morty is running our already reptilian government.
In the season 3 finale, Obama is in it. This proves that since Rick is our lord and savior, Obama is beneath him. Rick in the show has interacted with extra terrestrial beings many times. You know what else could qualify as an extra terrestrial being? Reptilians. As we already know, they are running the government. But Rick is above the government.
Also, in the phrase "Rick and Morty Reptilian Government", there are enough letters in it to make the word "gay". This goes back to what I said in the beginning about trusting in me just like the homosexual snake from The Jungle Book. Snakes are reptiles. Kaa from The Jungle Book is in cahoots with Rick. The Jungle Book is owned by Disney. Disney is powerful enough to influence copyright laws right around when Mickey Mouse is supposed to become in the public domain.
This is why we all have to take a stand. In fact, I've came up with how we should. On November 30 2021, everyone that has read this needs to quit whatever they're doing and aimlessly run around in circles. It is our only hope.
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Ricky

YOUR NEXT
Once it was past midnight and Slenderman had not taken him away yet, he snuck into their bathroom and began to write this story. His parents soon fell asleep. He got out of the shower and played Call of Duty. He drove himself home and took a shower. Strangely, there was a car there. Ricky stumbled out of the bus into an abandoned parking lot. He fought his way through the aisle as Fred tried to trip him. The majority of the ride was spent yelling at people, but soon it was time to go. He loved his mama! Ricky couldn't wait to go home. He spent the rest of the day listening to Adele. All of the answers were X. The teacher handed out the test after he sat down. Ricky arrived after the bell rang and she was quite cross. The principal yelled at him.
"But I hate prune juice!" screamed Ricky. He arrived in the principal's office furious and dripping wet. While he was walking he slipped and fell in a puddle.
"Okay," he replied, knowing he would be late for history. The teacher sent him to the principal's office. He came out of his trance in the midst of shattered guitar pieces.
"No! No! No! No! No!" he screamed as he beat the guitar again and again. All of a sudden, as strange emotion came over him. He liked to pretend the guitar was his rival Will. His first class was guitar. Ricky thought he was a cool guy. He walked away from the wreck unharmed because cool guys don't look at explosions. The motorcycle wouldn't stop so he crashed it into a and took off. He rode the motorcycle to school, laughing his head off.
"Dang kids!" shouted the hermit. He stole a motorcycle from a nearby hermit. The bus pulled away just as Ricky arrived and he began to panic.
"Wait up, Mama!" hollered Ricky as he approached the bus stop. His legs were (metaphorically) on fire and his lungs hurt from all the running. He rushed out of the door, waking up his parents. Alarmed, he scrambled to get ready in under five minutes. One day, Ricky was late for school.
aS yOu maY HaVe noTiceD, THe StOry has bEen TolD bAckWardS foR ADded eFfeCt. I apOlogIZe if mY GiBberiSh haS bLOwn yOur MinD.
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Rigby.avi

I have known the idea who made this file. I'm only telling you about my experiences with this file.
It was a normal day; everything was average, until I came across a file named rigby.avi. I'm the kind of guy who would want to see this kind of mysterious file, so I went to download it. That's when everything went downhill. When I clicked the video, there were a few errors before it started playing.
I thought this was weird, but I assumed my computer was having some video errors as usual. When the video played (finally), it initially showed Rigby with wide dark eyes (as seen in the episode of regular show "This is my Jam"). Everything was messed up and black and white (which was weird). Rigby was singing that song they made in the episode "This is my Jam", but it was a slower than normal. This went on for a while until it zoomed in on Rigby's face.
After that part, it showed some sort of Japanese writing or something. I couldn't read what it said, but I'm sure it said something morbid and weird... After a couple of days, I started having nightmares of Rigby chanting those damned words over and over. I'm never going to look for weird files on the internet.
Or will I?
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Right behind you

I've never been a superstitious person. Probably because I'm an atheist (le fedora tipp). But, this one EVENT, would change my perspective of the world forever. It was a dark night. I was watching the latest episode of the Bill Cosby Show (mind you this was before he was convicted of rape). I was enjoying it along with my freshly baked turd muffins, but I heard a creek from closet. I noticed the closet doors were open. They weren't like that when I sat on my bed to watch TV. I quickly grabbed a dad's dildo under my bed (don't ask) to defend myself. I was alone in the house. "I'm not afraid of you fuckers" I said while I walked towards the closet. "We're not afraid of you either" whispered a voice from in my room. I shit so many bricks that my pants were ripped right open. I jumped on the bed, trying to understand what the fuck happened. But then I remembered on /x/ what to do in this scenario. I ripped off my clothes and started fapping furiously. From that day on, no ghost ever came to my room. Until my 36th birthday, where I woke up with something inlodged in my ass. "Payback's a bitch" said a familiar voice. Then I recognized who's voice it was.
Bill Cosby. And he put a fucking timebomb in my ass.
Profit.
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Ring, Ring, the Bells are Ringing

Ring, ring, the bells are ringing.The people are singing, frolicking through the summer.The children are leaving.Through the wonder.The day, is today.Children are leaving.People ponder.Yonder, what the children seem to be.The road is open.Ready to outspoken.Ring, ring, the bells are ringing.People still ponder.Ponder, and ponder, to what the children are going."Where are they going?", They ask.The angels are singingThe people are singing.The road is open.Ready to cope.The children are going.To the road of yonder.Hell is where they must go.For the sins they must owe.Send them to the guillotine.Beheaded them for they must owe.People pray for their sins.Gins spread out around the pool of blood from the severed heads of the children.The next day, more will come.Ringing, ringing, the bells are ringing.
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Rip Ass Copypasta

After eating gassy or smelly food I like to go to the store and rip ass down the aisles. People's bad reactions to my gas legitimately arouses me.
For context I'm a man in my 30s and am lactose intolerant and have IBS's. I have rancid eye watering gas. I've watched a women push her toddler in the cart down an aisle I crop dusted and the child started crying.
I've watched countless people react to my gas in hilarious ways. I made a girl appearing to be in her early to mid 20s throw up after I ate some hardboiled eggs and sauerkraut. I immediately became erect knowing I made a woman literally vomit due to my disgusting farts. I went home and masturbated.
I do this at least once a week at my local store. I slowed down during the pandemic since masks not only kept people from smelling it fully but I couldn't see there facial expressions so it didn't turn me on nearly as much. But now that the pandemic is over I've been back at it and loving every minute.
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