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Spiderman is very fucked up

One day I was reading a Spiderman comic until suddenly, 52-year-old Mary Jane, 48-year-old Gwen Stacey, and 39-year-old Black Cat were having a lesbian threesome. Then Spiderman walked in and he does his womanizer stunts. I stopped and thought, wait a minute! Spiderman is a nerd. Then, 34-year-old Spiderman jumps into my room and says. "Shit idiot time to die." He hyper realisticly beat the everliving shit out of me until Batman pops in but then Spiderman takes out his AK-47 and shoots Batman down. I run out of my house, and now I'm living in a dumpster, feeding on the chicken that people drop in my dumpster.
666 years later I started to wonder about how I should stop Spiderman from tormenting everyone in the universe. I see a copy of Spiderman web of shadows in the dumpster. I find a wii and I plug it in. But then I realized that the game wasn't the fucking wii version! It was the ps3 version! Fuck! I start eating my arm until I digest it and I say fuck it! I shove the ps3 game in the fucking wii until the wii stops fucking spewing the damn disk out!
I start the game up but, BIG MYSTAKE! Cuz spiderman comes out of the tv screen and starts eating me! Suddenly zombie batman comes out and takes a giant detonator and tries to blow the earth up! But Spiderman takes his web and chokes batman to death. Batman tries to fight it but he dies. I say! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I started my self destruct sequence until spiderman rips my heart out. But that just makes the explosion happen faster. Then the universe blew up.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Vidya games
Category:Im died
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Spiderman saved my saxaphone

Dumblerdode was in my dreams last night. He gave me evil spagedy that tried to call me foxy lady, and other shady stuff. When I woke up, the spagedy was going nudles! All in my bedroom. The pillowcases, the books, even the lava lamp my dad got me from disney land! That's when I new I had to defet the evil pastaroni. I brought a jar of hail to burn out its eyes. It bled dead. Goodnight, my mom sed. Then tucked me in to bed. Man, I'm never smoking meth again.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Dreams
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:English Class Failure
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Spingebill Buttleg Episode

This image was taken from a split second frame in a corrupted bootleg of the Spongebob episode, "Spongebob's Big Dumps". Other than the image that you can smell through the computer, the rest of Spongebob's poop is incomprehensible jumbles of diarrhoea, farts, or just brown screens. The audio seems to be a heavily distorted version of the audio from the original episode, with loud, droning farts occasionally interrupting it. The bootleg tape itself was found in December 2004 by a group of 5 ugly, nerdy teenagers rummaging around in a toilet within an abandoned toilet factory. Of these 5 ugly nerdy individuals, 2 have committed pooicide, 1 has been locked in a toilet paper tube, 1 refuses to eat the tape, and the last tastily agreed to give paranormal investigators the turds coming out of his butt shortly after being interviewed about the pooicide, toilet paper tube locking and the refusing of eating the tape of the other 3 poosons. The current whereabouts of the tape are unknown, and many who ask this image for spare change claim to smell Spongebob's poop...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Spirit Serial Killer

The media has a very anti-ghost agenda. Many spirits I have encountered are kind, curious, and eager to please and help both the living and the dead, no shit.
I fell in love with several spirits during a Historic Society investigation; when the decaying mansion failed to garner any love from the society, I moved into that frathouse of ghosts.
They are a blast - my ghosts know all the cool people. Jim Morrison, Diogenes, Joan of Arc, all ideal guests - great laughs and conversations without worrying about anyone drinking my vodka or passing out on my commode.
They make every holiday fun (except Halloween, nobody wants to come over during that time of the month), their creaking footsteps lull me to sleep like the rain, their calming whispers are always there when the fear of mortality becomes overwhelming. The lady ghosts (or at least they claimed they were) could manipulate just enough matter in the right space within this dimension. They were my closest compatriots, and I loved every night living with the spirits - and that rustled the wrong jimmies.
"THAYRE ALL DEAD HGOST LOVER!" was written on my door in neat, loopy pink and purple sparkling handwriting. I asked my ghosts if they had seen anything - the beings who now saw Time and Space as one all said "Nope! Well, that's friggin' creepy!"
We tried to form a game plan to find out who the spirit serial killer was we but ended up inviting the ghost of Lenin to the party to deliberately misunderstand and push him just to hear him blow his top. When I woke up from my Leninade blackout, half my ghost buddies were in full alert panic - their friends were gone. Vanished. Erased from even Death itself.
My house ghosts fled, feeling unsafe in my property. I was heartbroken. In the fog of my lonely woe, the phone rung. I knew from the laugh on the other side that it was the SSK, BUT STILL I asked with a trembling voice who he was. A sick beat almost covered his words, but I managed to hear him growl: "I'mma Ghost, Busta."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Splinter Cell: Bloodlist

I have been an avid Splinter Cell fan for some time. I decided to take my love for Splinter Cell to the next level, and I became an intern at Ubisoft Toronto during the production of Splinter Cell: Blacklist.
It was a dream come true. I was surrounded by Splinter Cell, well, everything. Props, posters, concept art, the lot. But one day, my internship took a dark turn when the producers were reviewing the opening cutscene.
It started out as normal, with the squad of Engineers killing their way through the airbase at Guam. But as the U.S. soldiers lay dying, I noticed the pools of blood surrounding them were super-ultra-mega-evil-PATRIXXX hyper realistic. I disregarded it, as no-one else seemed to notice.
Later on, during a gameplay test of the level, Max (the game's creative director) began playing through the tunnel sequence where Sam and Vic witness a U.S. soldier being shot. Again, the blood effects were hyper realistic, but I thought it must be a glitch. Suddenly, the water in the tunnel became dark red.
Everyone gasped, and that's when I knew something was wrong. As Vic reached the end of the tunnel, instead of waiting for Sam to give him a boost, he is killed in the same manner the U.S. soldier was earlier.
Max begins to question what's going on. He turns around to us, shouting, while on the screen, Sam begins to move of his own accord.
Everyone gasps again, and Max storms out of the room in a rage.
Sam moves towards Vic's corpse, and begins rapidly crouching and uncrouching, no, teabagging his best friend's dead body. He then utters the words which haunt me to this day:
"Haha lol get rekt scrub"
Everyone began leaving the demo room, and I sat there shocked.
That day, I resigned from my internship.
I went home and took a nap. I had a dream about the Teletubbies tripping out, and then I woke in a cold hot left right up down Konami code sweat.
I glanced at my clock. It was 11:23 PM. 
Suddenly, Vic's hyper-realistic ghost appeared to me, and said:
"You can't stop the Bloodlist..."
He then disappeared, and make a Kefka laugh as he went. Shortly afterwards, I peed my pants, and then decided to shoot some hoops on my private basketball court which I totally have. After scoring eleventy-seven slam dunks, I went to go read Splinter Cell: Fallout.
As I opened the book, a skeleton popped out.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Vidya games
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Spomre bob logts episos

one day i was sitting wathcing the tv when i hear the doorbell rang, i saw a tape at the dor it said "sponge lost episode dont watch if you dare" i watched it annyway. the episdoe sarted with a title said "sponrgebob spqure pant" in white. then it cut to spongebob and patrick. spongebob said" hey patik wanna go jellyfinished!??!!??" in relly low quality voice because the creator of this tape suicided after he made this. then patirck said "yeah me too" in also low quality voice. then fotage got very coropt and bac to normal, then spongebob heeras the doorbell rang. spongebob opened the door but there was no one inside the house. then sponge looked at the table and say divorse papers. he read them and tehn regretted him. spongebob wet back outside and said to patrick :" i found divorse papers. you dont want to reed thems." then paticc sai "but they look fun th read! " "no patrick dont read them please they will make you regret" spongebob said bakc. then the apisde cut to blcack for abot 3497534 hours then am image apperaed with spong bob with red eyes and scary teeth and body. he staing at your shol. after the tape was over i frew it at te sun. the suin burned the tape. i will never see spongebob the same way again.
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
SponGus Bob Grows Hungry

I found a game on Gamaverse called "SponGus Bob Grows Hungry". Wondering what it could be, I downloaded it and begun playing. It showed SpongeBob looking forlorn. His name was SponGus Bob... what?
Anyway, he was in his living room and there was text. It said: "SponGus is hungry. Go to the kitchen." I clicked on an arrow. It showed SponGus in the kitchen. The fridge was empty. The text said: "No food. Go look for food." I clicked on the arrow. It once again showed SponGus in the living room. I clicked on an arrow. It showed SponGus in his bedroom. Gary was there. The text said: "Gary is the only food source. You know what you must do." I clicked on Gary. It showed SponGus in tears while DEVOURING Gary. There was blood dripping from SpongeGus' mouth. It scared the hell out of me. I heard Suicide Mouse's second screams, but in reverse.
And then a skeleton popped out and caused me great emotional distress, so I sued him and won.
but that wasnt the end the lawsuit cost me so much money i went bankrupt lost the house and eventually my mind after being homeless for two years and i was stuck in a mental institution where they experimented on me by touching my fragile body with spoons so i escaped and found an old man named dave to help me out with my financial troubles but dave smelled really bad though more importantly he was a fed and tried returning me to the mental institution so my enemy the retched spoons can be placed upon my body again so i escaped once more currently my whereabouts are unknown
WHEN YOU SEE A VIDEO GAME DO NOT PLAY IT
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:SpongeBob
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Shortpasta
SpongBob's Sunday

I don't commonly find things on the internet that make me want to throw the monitor out the window, but this is one.
My friend Jake emailed me. I will copy and paste his message.
"Hey Logan I found a website that I thought you might like. It's got a ton of deleted scenes from kids shows. Man, some of them are funny as hell!"
I clicked the link. The website was a colorful page with a list of links to video downloads. I scrolled down a bit and found a link for a video called "SpongeBob SquarePants Sunday deleted clips."
I clicked the download link. It finished downloading in ten minutes. I opened the file.
The episode starts with SpongeBob trying to find ingredients to make his sundae but when he was about to eat it, it cut to static for 50 seconds and then cuts to the scene were he sees the marching band. One of the marching band members is seen with a rope in a loop. Another member is seen with a lighter and a jug of gasoline. It when on like it usually did but after the part when his stinky breath crashes into the marching band, all of them explode as there blood and guts went flying everywhere. They weren't cartoon blood and guts, they were totally hyper realistic ones. It cut to SpongeBob and Patrick in the movie theater. SpongeBob does the gag where he turns to the fish next to him and asks if his horrible ugliness bothers him. The fish pulls out a gun and shouts, "I can't take it anymore," and runs away causing him to drop the gun and leaving it behind. Soon Patrick and SpongeBob are the only people in the theater.
Patrick notices the gun on the floor. He picks up the gun and says, "This is for your own good, SpongeBob." in a demonic voice.
SpongeBob then yells in terror "No Patrick, please! I'm your best friend!" Patrick then replies "That's enough!" He then shoots SpongeBob with the gun which causes him to bleed hyper realistic blood and he dies instantly. Patrick's laughter can be heard as the episode fades to black.
I emailed my friend and told him what I saw. He didn't believe me and joked about me being a sicko. I wonder who had made this clip and why. I went back to the website and entered the live chat. I asked about the episode I had seen. A number of people said they had seen the same video. At least I'm not the only one who has those images burned into my memory.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Sponge.flv

I was looking for cool SpongeBob episodes, and then one website had this really fuckin' huge download button. I clicked and it downloaded "sponge.flv". I wondered what could go wrong, and proceeded to open the file. So, the normal SpongeBob intro played. It looked normal at first, but when the intro was over, there was a red background. Then a sinister-looking SpongeBob with red eyes and blood all over him carrying a knife appeared, and walked all over the screen while some weird sound played. It then went to the credits. This was so scary, and I wish I had never seen that horrifying video. Suddenly, when the video ended, my computer started making beeping noises, and the screen glitched up badly. 5 seconds later, the computer exploded. That's when I decided to go to bed, because this had already been a horrifying night. But then, I heard SpongeBob laughing outside my house with the same weird noise from the video. He broke the window and then stabbed me, and then the roof collapsed for some reason and it crushed both of us. And then everybody died, The end.
For the love of god, please don't watch this video if you come across it. You will get cursed too. I am currently writing this in heaven.
== The Video ==
Someone (not me) had thought to upload the video to YouTube, and now whoever visits it is cursed. Do not click the video if you do not want to die. You have been warned.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:File Extensions
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
SpongeBob's 666th Birthday

I was about 9 years old. And suddenly a vhs tape apeared, I don't know how that happend but okay. Then I put the vhs tape in sideways by mistake. I thought it would not play but something really spooky was on the screen. It was Spongebob giving a menacing smile. Then he looked to be Sans Undertale what is not normal for Spongebob and very spooky. Then Squidward stabbed Spongebob and realistic blood came out. Then Squidward said in unnervingly bad english "Now I have dead Spongebob I am going to rule teh werld und maek kreby petyz mehsehlf." Then Mr. Krabs came and burned all the money whats not normal for him. I got spooked and shut off the vhs take, And burned it. The end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Category:The Title Is A Lie
SpongeBob's Ability to Impregnate

Technically all sponges are a product asexual reproduction. Does this mean that SpongeBob cannot have sex? Of course not. SpongeBob can still have sex and he quite regularly does partake in sexual intercourse with other creatures of Bikini Bottom and even other Nickelodeon characters that star in the cartoons.
You see, SpongeBob is not a traditional sponge, and although you can plainly see he has no sexual organs in one of the moments he is frequently seen without pants, having sex is not always about that. SpongeBob enjoys oral sex with both sexes, still has hands so he can use them in the act, and of course, he has plenty of holes that can be penetrated by a partner if they so wish.
But I bet you're still wondering how SpongeBob can get a girl pregnant if he doesn't have testicles to produce sperm in a traditional sexual way. Well, I'm glad you asked. When a male sponge is fragmented - or more simply broken - it produces gemmules which spread across the ocean floor and create more sponges. But because SpongeBob is no ordinary sponge and is anthropomorphic, he can cause cross-species insemination. Sometimes spongebob breaks - for lack of a better term - during his sexual acts. And with a woman in close proximity, his gemmules can enter her vagina and impregnate her just like any traditional penis in vagina sexual act. This possibility is magnified since they're underwater and it can carry to her more easily.
But SpongeBob doesn't even need to have sex to impregnate a woman. Remember the episode where he broke his fingers while cracking his knuckles? That's fragmentation, and you guessed it, SpongeBob inadvertently spread his sperm all through the ocean. Now maybe this sperm landed on the sea floor and made another sponge. Or maybe it found its way into the sexual organs of another female sea creature and created yet another one of his hybrid children. It's really quite amazing when you think about it.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:SpongeBob
Category:THERY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
SpongeBob's Bad Day

So you know SpongeBob right? that cartoon aired in 1999, and directed by Stephen Hillenburg. Well some time around I found scrapped episode DVD. I picked it up on the sidewalk. I went home and put the DVD in, the episode started with any normal title card, It said "SpongeBob's bad day". also the quality was kind of bad, like a kid was drawing it on a Glow board. the episode started with SpongeBob walking on the sidewalk by his house. it seemed normal at first. then he called Patrick on his shell phone. SpongeBob asked if Patrick wanted to go Jellyfishing. Patrick said no. SpongeBob was sad, then it cut to static for a minute. then it cut to a noose in SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob was standing by the noose and he had no face. when he was crying it faded in to static again. it happened for 2 minutes and I was confused. then it cut to Patrick ripping his eyes out. I was horrified. I paused it and went to puke in the bathroom. when I came back and put it back on play. it wasn't working anymore. I tried putting the DVD in my laptop but it didn't work. when I put it back in the DVD player it was playing again. SpongeBob was killing sandy with a knife. then for some it cut reason it showed SpongeBob hanging multiple nooses around his house. he killed other fish in the Krusty Krab and then killed Mr. Krabs. I took the DVD player and smashed it on my table. it was broken into pieces and so was the DVD, I put them in the garbage can and quickly got over it. I still have nightmares about this.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
SpongeBob's Demise

I'm sure that most of you know about Squidward's Suicide and Red Mist, you know, those lost SpongeBob episodes of Squidward failing at a concert and killing himself. Well, there's another lost SpongeBob episode named SpongeBob's Demise by the same guy who made Squidward's Suicide and Red Mist, Andrew Skinner. Judging by the theme, it was a prototype of the episode Roller Cowards.
The episode was first found in a vault on a DVD disc in Nickelodeon Animation Studio in 2013, where a group of 3 boys found it and after watching it, committed suicide except for the 3rd one, by cutting and shooting themselves. The 3rd one who didn't commit suicide put the episode on MediaFire.
The episode began with the normal intro. After the intro ended, it went into the title card which was red text on a black background saying "SpongeBob's Demise". It then changed to "Demise" and then to white text saying "By Andrew Skinner". It then showed SpongeBob and Patrick in Glove World! when SpongeBob said "Patrick, are you sure this is a good idea?" and Patrick said "Yes, why not?". SpongeBob said "Because I'm afraid of heights." and Patrick said "Oh, don't be a scaredy cat! I'm sure you will get used to it!". SpongeBob sighed and said "Okay.".
It then showed the roller coaster that they're on named the Fiery Fist O' Pain. When the roller coaster cart was high enough in the sky, SpongeBob screamed, got out of the cart that he was on and fell. It then cut to black and you can hear blood splattering. It then faded back in and it showed a realistic-looking drawing of SpongeBob on the ground dead in a pool of blood. It then cut to black again and you can hear screaming. It then showed a funeral for SpongeBob, with pretty much every SpongeBob character there crying, however, the crying was the "RARARARARA" sound from Squidward's Suicide.
It then showed the same creepy Squidward as seen in Squidward's Suicide and Red Mist, with creepy sounds playing in the background. The episode then ended there with no end credits.
After a few days of being on MediaFire, the episode was soon deleted from there. Only pieces of footage on a YouTube channel named "SpongeBobsDemiseCLIP" remain from this episode.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.