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File:HDS.JPG|Horse-drawn submarines are sadly obsolete.
File:BSoD box art.png|Blue Screen of Death
File:Time-travel-donut.jpg|HowTo:Beat jet lag
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Television is the end product of a signal produced by a stream of electrons impacting on the phosphors of a cathode ray tube. This relatively simple device also happens to be the worst thing to have ever happened to the human race's intelligence. Well, until the Internet that is.
Television also makes you think the images are moving. Television sets contain high levels of drugs which wirelessly and invisibly enter your body orally. The "picture" on a television screen is actually simply black with nothing. This has been considered by scientists as to why many children and teenagers are addicted to watching television; there are many bright colours in children's programmes, and bright colours can cause double levels of the "teledrug" (the top secret mixture of drugs in a TV set) to feed into the children's brains, so as they are mesmerised by the drugs, more feeds into their tiny little brains. This is said to be why the number of children with autism is increasing. (Full article...)
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File:Pris.jpg|Prison Break
File:Jonstewart.jpg|The Daily Show
File:Jjabramsfromchatteringclasses.jpg|UnGuides:Being an American Television Producer
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Portal:Television/What's On

HowTo:Find the Remote ControlHowTo:Turn Your Television OnMy damn TV won't workWhy?:Is there a hashtag on my TV screenWhy?:Won't this stupid TV work?!?Indian Head Test Pattern: The Complete First SeasonMystery Science Theater 3000
The A-TeamAmerican DadArmenia's Next Top ModelBaldrickBlackadderDas Love BootDetective Bukkake of the 187th PrecinctDexterEd, Edd n EddyFather Knows BestFrasierFull HouseH.R. PufnstufHouse M.D.I Dream of JeannieI Love LucyJihad My RideLaw and OrderLeave it to BeaverLostMad TVMy Little Pony: Friendship is MagicMy Name Is EarlOpethOscar the GrouchParadise LostPimp My RidePinky and the BrainPrison BreakRobot ChickenSaturday Night LiveScooby DooSex and the CitySouth ParkStar TrekThe Adventures of Stan Lee's ToupeeThe Biggest LoserThe Daily ShowThe French Prince of Bel AirThe Larry Sanders ShowThe Office (US Version)The SimpsonsThe SopranosThe West WingThe X-FilesTorchwoodTouched by an UncleWilde On
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Portal:Theatre/Description

Theatre (from Gaulish "theatrix"), enjoys the distinction of two spellings: in British English, "theatre" and in American English, "theater". There is no technical distinction between the meanings of the two spellings, however most theatre artists prefer the English spelling because it more clearly distinguishes between those sitting in a darkened room watching bad acting, and those sitting in a darkened room watching bad acting on film. 
Theatre is that branch of the performing arts concerned with the creation of gainful employment for those persons who would normally just be shunned for having an irritating voice and exaggerated mannerisms. It is comprised of stories or narratives for (or with) an audience using combinations of acting, shouting, rude gestures, dull music, awkward dance, object manipulation, emotional manipulation, sound, spectacle, and drama — indeed, recycling and otherwise rehashing any one or more elements of the other similarly pretentious performing arts. In addition to standard narrative dialogue style, theatre takes such forms as opera, musicals, ballet, mime, kabuki, classical Indian dance, aboriginal and native Indian dance, modern white-people styled So You Think You Can Dance, Morris dancing, Chinese opera, Japanese opera, mummers' plays, and pantomime. 
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A Midsummer Night's DreamAsplode! The MusicalBalletThe CrucibleDeath of a SalesmanDude, Where Art Mine Horse and Carriage?Ein Reich! Ein Volk! Ein Act!HamletH.M.S. PotatoreJoseph and the Amazing Technicolor LSD TripLittle Orphan AnnieMacbethMuch Ado About YokelsOthelloRiverdanceRomeo and JulietStar Wars (Japanese Opera)The Phantom of the Opera (Play)The TempestThe Vagina Monologues
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Portal:Theatre/Theatre News

* Abu Hamza to Appear in Theatre Production of Peter Pan
* Paul Freeman's acting career dead at 41
* Gellar announces latest acting attempt
* Actor Undergoes Emergency Pocket-Watch Related Surgery
* Actress portrays her own buttocks
* Man found dead in theatre showing G-rated movie
* 11-year old girl arrested for "acting like an 11-year old"
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Portal:Theatre/Topics

Theatre
History: Sanskrit Plays
• Natya Shastra
• Natya Shastra of Bharata
• Koodiyattam
• Bhasa
• Kālidāsa
• Kathakali
• Bhavabhuti
• Harsha
• Chinese theatre
• Cantonese Opera
• Beijing Opera
• Ramakien
• Noh
• Bunraku
• Kabuki
• Butoh
• Theatre of Ancient Greece
• Theatre of ancient Rome
• Medieval theatre
• Commedia dell'Arte
• English Renaissance theatre
• Restoration comedy
• Restoration spectacular
• Neoclassicism
• Twentieth century theatre
Types: Comedy
• Drama
• Musical
Philosophy: Aristotle
• Poetics
• Konstantin Stanislavski
• Antonin Artaud
• Bertolt Brecht
• Orson Welles
• Peter Brook
• Jerzy Grotowski
• Meisner technique
• Stanislavsky System
• Method acting
• Presentational acting
Organization: Community theatre
• Dinner theatre
• Fringe theatre
• Summer stock theatre
• Regional theatre
• Off-Off-Broadway
• Off-Broadway
• Off West End
• Broadway theatre
• West End theatre
Unions: Actors Equity Association
• Society of Stage Directors and Choreographers
• International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees
Awards: Back Stage West Garland Awards
• Drama Desk Award
• Evening Standard Awards
• Green Room Award
• Hans-Reinhart-Ring
• Helpmann Award
• Joseph Jefferson Award
• Laurence Olivier Awards
• London Critics' Circle Theatre Awards
• Lucille Lortel Award
• Manchester Evening News
• Matilda Award
• New York Innovative Theatre Awards
• Molière Award
• Obie Award
• Ovation Awards
• Sangeet Natak Academy Award
• Theatre Pasta Theatre Awards
• Tony Award
Stagecraft: Theatre director
• Playwright
• Actor
• productionProduction team
• Set designer
• Lighting designer
• Costume designer
• Sound design
• Dramaturg
• Stage management
• Production manager
• Technical theatre
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Portal:Video games/Intro

Video game addiction (VGA), also referred to as gaming disorder by the WHO, is the common term given to the phenomenon whereby an individual becomes mentally reliant on video games. The condition is characterised by the individual's tendency to believe that computer games actully are 'real life' and vice versa. This can have varied consequences, ranging from the incredibly violent to the clinically insane depending upon the video game and individual in question. 
As of December 2020, it has been reported that searching "video game a", the phrase "video game addiction" appears near or at the top, suggesting that video game addiction is becoming increasingly common. (Full article...)
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File:Steal This Game.jpg|Grand Theft Audio
File:Shabby_village.jpg|HowTo:Live in an RPG
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Portal:Video games/Selected Images

File:Grandtheftcosmo.jpg|Cover art for Grand Theft Cosmo
File:Proctologist.jpeg|Unveiling the new simulation game Proctologist. Getting a second opinion has never been easier.
File:XXXTigerGame.jpg|Tiger Woods and TA Sports introduce XXX Tour 10
File:World of whorecraft.jpg|World of Whorecraft
File:TomHanksProskater4.jpg|Tom Hanks' Pro-Skater 4 hits shelves just in time for Christmas. It features guest appearances by Bob Burnquist's next-door neighbor and Rob Dyrdek's grandmother.
File:Tights.jpg|Zelda: The Quest for Tights, Oscar Wilde's favorite Zelda game is Oscar de la Hoya and Oscar de la Renta's favorite video game also.
File:1118030354863.jpg|Keanu Reeves stars as Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Portal:Zoology/Activites & Events

File:SealClubbingYoung.jpg|Seal Clubbing
File:RatCannon.jpg|The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships
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Portal:Zoology/News

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File:Don't make hippopotamus angry.jpg|Girl, 10, who received hippopotamus for Christmas, stomped to death
File:firefighter saves kitten.jpg|UnNews:Kittens Rescued From Burning Building, Grandma Might Still Be In There
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Portland Trail Blazers

The Portland Trail Blazers is an NBA franchise in Portland, Oregon. Blazers players are noted for their overwhelming success and their outstanding moral character.
==History and accomplishments==
The Blazers were founded in 1971 as a joint-venture between Rush Limbaugh and Puff Daddy. Though the partnership was tough at first, the two co-founders worked out their differences and the team thrived.
The team initially sucked in Portland's Pioneer Courthouse Square, which made for a festive atmosphere but led to too many bird-poop-related injuries. So in 1996 the Blazers moved into their beautiful new prison arena the Rose Garden, which seats 1.3 million spectators.
The Blazers have won every game which they have contested. The only losses for the Blazers came when the players were too busy performing community service to bother playing basketball. Consequently the Blazers have won 79.45% of all their games, and have won an astonishing 27 NBA titles in the process. Blazers fans agree that had they landed someone like Michael Jordan in the draft they could have won even more titles, unfortunately the Chicago Bulls nabbed him with the 1st overall pick in 1984, thus the opportunity never came up. Some thought this would curse the Blazers but amazingly they have won the lottery every year since and picked first in the NBA draft. This amazing sequence of luck is now known by basketball historians as "The Jordan Blessing". Additionally the NBA All Star game is now a contest between the Blazers and the rest of the league.
==Future glory==
According to Nostradamos, the Trail Blazers will win 785 NBA Championships before the year 3000. At the end of that time, the NBA will declare the Blazers to be eternal champions, retire the team, and make it so that the NBA Finals are really a competition for second place.
==Alleged drug use and legal problems==
Despite many rumors to the contrary, no Trail Blazers player has ever used drugs or has even been in trouble with the law. In fact, each Blazer is an Eagle Scout and spends about 30 hours per week mowing the lawns of old women in Portland.
Indeed, no Blazer has ever been found guilty of the following crimes:
*Marijuana possession
*Car theft
*Use of illegal cell phones
*Blackmale
*Selling dope
*Extortion
*Money laundering
*Rolling Js
*Impersonating the President of the United States
*Murder
* Attacking a homeless man with a baseball bat after mugging him of his money and wife
*Smoking pot
*Masturbation
*Masturbation while smoking pot in a stolen car
The single instance of impropriety of any Blazer came when former center Chris Dudley nearly jaywalked after being tripped by some young punk on a skateboard. The perpetrator is still at-large.
==List of noteworthy Blazers==
*Clyde Drexler
*Bill Walton
*Osama bin Laden
*Wilt Chamberlain
*Michael Jordan
*LeBron James
*Dwyane Wade
*Muhammed Ali
*Donald Sutherland
*Beowulf
*Rasheed Wallace
*Saddam Hussein
*Dick Cheney
*Kim Jong-il
*Fidel Castro
*Adolf Hitler
*Charles Manson
*Joseph Stalin
*Satan
*Zach Randolph
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Post-masturbatory depression

Post-masturbatory Depression (or PMD) is a common ailment, affecting a large section of the American population. First documented in 1984, PMD affects mostly males, with rare female cases due to the increase in the number of sex toys available to them. Occurs between the ages of 13 and 55Stats taken from a poll conducted by "Sex Life Monthly", February 14th, 1999, regardless of prior conditions, surgeries or financial state.
PMD is a leading cause of short-term depression among young males and is often very hard to treat due to their unwillingness to discuss the so-called "subject at hand". These pangs of shame and guilt can carry forward into their later years, potentially causing them to come a cropper with more serious mental issues.
Many individuals also suffer an ante-masturbatory shame resulting in an unwillingness to think of, look at, or otherwise picture oneself during the event, although the reward from the act is not enough to outweigh the desire for pleasure and hence the manifestation is far more noticeable after climax.
==Causes==
The main source of the disorder is unknown, but some of the causes include no girlfriend, loneliness, no life, no sex, and a considerable lack of manliness. Research is still underway as new causes to the disorder are discovered.
PMD by proxy is also possible since masturbators may be discovered by a third-party while engaging the act; thus serving to further increase the immense sense of shame, not to mention totally ruining the moment of a perfectly enjoyable wank.
==Symptoms==
After coming down with the ailment, the sufferer exhibits many symptoms. Some of the most common symptoms include guilt, shame, promises to never do it again, inclination to destroy all things pornographic, hair growth on the palms, receding hairline, permanent blindness, paralysis of the joints in the hands, stained linen or clothing, RRP (Rapidly Receding Penis), and a painful swelling of the phallus.
==Treatment==
The first step is admitting you have a problem and that the problem is more widespread than you believe. Over the past 172 years, since Al Gore invented the Internet, PMD has risen from affecting almost three percent of the population, to over one-hundred percent. Common treatments for post-masturbatory depression are as follows:
* Sex
* Sleep
* More porn and/or masturbation
* Taking an interest in existential literature
==If left untreated==
Leaving the disorder untreated will lead into an even more severe state of post-"post-masturbatory depression". As researcher Doctor Alfred Pepper describes:
While most people will choose sleep, the treatment option "Michael Jackson" is steadily on the rise.
...and many kittens will die! Don't forget the kittens oh please don't!
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Postmodemism

Postmodemism is the third wave of Internet design, characterized by longer and more media-driven pages and a reliance upon Javascript and other advanced browser controls. Its name derives from the fact that no modem-using computer can completely load a postmodem page. Internet pundits hail postmodemism as the force that will finally drive American broadband adoption, although this prediction has yet to pan out.
==Applications==
Postmodemism is most often applied as a page design technique by graphical artists and media corporations. These two areas more than any other value graphical density and "form over function" design. Frequently the content of the site is inextricably tied to the design of each pseudo-page; it is hard to categorize these sites into "pages" as they may only exist on one actual HTML page, or rely on hundreds of frames. In the extreme, the content is the design, a cyclical fusion of design for design's sake that may actually stray into postmodernism.
Rarely, postmodemism is used by Russians to create nearly impenetrable Flash game-like things. These typically feature a complete lack of instructions, gears, and a bloooming flower.
==History==
Postmodemism, as all things on the Internet, has several different theories as to its origins. The first son of a bitch to design a web site entirely in Flash is widely credited with the creation of postmodemism, but the identity of this first designer is in dispute. Slashdot historians believe that a Macromedia employee Joseph Stanton was the first to use his company's product to contain the entirely of his personal site, a 600-megabyte behemoth that resulted in several death threats upon its debut in 1999.
Other scholars attribute the first postmodem web page to an early version of Sony Pictures, who created a mammoth Flash and Javascript interface for three test trailers. Sony contends this page was a beta version that should never have been accessible to the public. This is small consolation for the dozens of modem-using movie films that are still waiting for the Underworld teaser trailer to load.
The movement was christened by the other great Internet movement of the early 2000s, emo kids. Their love of masturbatory art design and using the appellation "postmodern" allowed the name "postmodemism" to sweep across LiveJournal and, inexplicably, escape to the adult Internet in late 2001.
The postmodem world is not strictly tied to the tools used to create the page. In early 2002 the first attempt at a text-only postmodem page went up at TimeCube.com. Although quite large, unconfirmed scientific studies indicate that it would be possible to load the page on a 56k modem in our lifetimes.
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