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I was am insane

Hello, my name is B. Like the like the letter 3 like B? Get it? Like i am a comedian you know?
I naturally never think of anything else rather than just write stuff on my diary and notebooks but alas i'm trying out the internet... i found this wiki to write some stuff about me...
You see as a person who is home schooled and given a chance to go to a high school and decided to refuse the offer, it seems like a very dimwitted person. I may need time to drink water as i am currently writing this because it's pretty weird and unexpected of me to actually try to crank out my computer to write and it's a little tiring too. Being used to the normal or they call it traditional writing stuff gives me some insight on what should i do and what should i be but. all i see is just life lessons to be taken in the experiences i endure. But to be fair i wouldn't even expect this...
Although the only thing i kept from others are some personal stuff, nut even then i'm just writing this as i go.
I am a person of interests and talents but as i grew older and older i saw more stuff in my life which seems a bit odd at first but i got used to it because times are changing right? Even the kids are making new things and even laugh at certain things i don't understand the slightest. But hey, may as well just live and have a very calm manner. but as i get or even know stuff about this i think some of these new or changing things in today's society seems a bit of.
Like, some certain things i see hide in tree's so i go near them and decide to see what those thingymabobs do. Funnily enough people always say that i see things but i don't really believe in them because i know they are real out there.
I really do.
I want to see what they can do, Because so far i only see them hide behind trees and when i decide or even have a thought of approaching them they kinda have this distraught sound about me going near them... It's weird but i could understand them they probably don't want me to do the normal routine i do to other creatures i find.
I may use really dangerous endearing remains of pieces entitling other pairs like, elephants... I don't know what i said but it just came up to me randomly... I don't know why though. but i know what i should do next... I shall visit the place again to see what they do if they see me wearing a disguise. Welp i shall be off for now let's see what i shall or can do if i do have a chance to even write another installment... For now let us reprise and i shall be off for now. See you guys later.
Also, discerning every actual thing here. i may or may not have seen more creatures.
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I was an intern at It's a Laugh Productions

So, I was an intern who worked at the Disney Branded Television-owned company named It's A Laugh Productions, Inc, which was founded by Don Mink and Amy Rabins.
One of the shows that they produced was called Bunk'd, which was created by Pamela Eells O'Connell. It premiered on July 31st 2015.
One day, on August 25th, 2021, I was called in to watch a new episode of the aformentioned Bunk'd. I think it was in its fifth season or something. The cast members and crew were there and all that stuff, and we were able to watch the new episode. T
he episode began with the intro, singing about going to Camp Kikiwaka, which is where the show takes place. After that, we cut to the characters, and one of the cabins were on fire, and, wait hold on I forgot the characters names. Oh well. Anyways, the counselor, at least I think it's the counselor, tells everyone that it'll be ok. She gets out the fire extinguisher, sprays it, and, although the fire stops, there is foam everywhere. The episode then goes into their regular activities and stuff then some sort of conflict is resolved blah blah blah the end.
Now, I thought that the episode was great. However, everyone else hated it. It didn't air until February 2022, but it is not watchable on Disney+. So I decided to attempt to kill myself by shooting myself, but I survived, so I was able to tell this story.
Long story short, I WAS AN INTERN AT DISNEY AND WE GOT TO SEE SHOW EPISODES BEFORE THEY AIRED.
THERE WAS THIS ONE EPISODE CALLED 'BUNKD: THE END OF THE CAMP' AND I WANTED TO SEE THIS SO BADLY.
...
IT BEGAN WITH ALL CABINS BURNING. I FORGOT THE CHARACTERS NAMES SO I WILL CALL THEM CHARACTER (# here) SO CHARACTER 1 SAID CALM DOWN I HAVE A EXTINGUISHER LOL AND THEN SHE SPIILED IT EVERYWHERE AND FLODDED LE CAMP.
I LOVED THIS EPISODE BUT EVERYONE H8ED IT SO THE EPISODE DIDNT AIR SO I SHOT MYSELF! AND I SURVIVED!!!!!1!
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I was an intern at didney studioz

I WAS AN INTERN AT DISNEY AND WE GOT TO SEE SHOW EPISODES BEFORE THEY AIRED. 
THERE WAS THIS ONE EPISODE CALLED 'BUNKD: THE END OF THE CAMP' AND I WANTED TO SEE THIS SO BADLY.
...
IT BEGAN WITH ALL CABINS BURNING. I FORGOT THE CHARACTERS NAMES SO I WILL CALL THEM CHARACTER (# here) SO CHARACTER 1 SAID CALM DOWN I HAVE A EXTINGUISHER LOL AND THEN SHE SPIILED IT EVERYWHERE AND FLODDED LE CAMP.
I LOVED THIS EPISODE BUT EVERYONE H8ED IT SO THE EPISODE DIDNT AIR SO I SHOT MYSELF!
Wait... if I shot myself, how did I write this?
IT'S A MYSTERY.
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I was arguing with someone online and they posted my home address

i said "jokes on you i already know where i live"
they said "not soon you won't"
i said "wdym" then i heard a knock on my door
i opened the door and there was no one there
there were no buildings there either. or roads. or trees.
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I was possessed by the devil himself

So I am a preacher in South Carolina and I want to share an experience I just had as a warning. The Devil is real, and he ruined my marriage.
So I was sitting there reading the Bible and all the sudden I felt the devils grasp. He pulled me over to my nightstand and revealed unto me a collection of DVD format pornography that I was totally unaware even existed.
"Not in my house Satan!" I screamed clutching my cross.
But his reach is only exceeded by his grasp, and boy did he have a grip on me. Under his control I put one in the DVD player (that is now tainted and must be burned by the fire of our lord) and perverted my screen with these most unholy of images.
At this point I'm both sickened and disgusted by what I see but that wasn't enough for old Mr. Devil. He pulled out a fleshlight and some other tools of the netherworld (a footlong abomination that he made me jam into my 'exit only' if you can pardon the euphemism) that were purchased with the funds of my trusting congregation.
This sick demon must have had control of me longer than I thought because (I'm told) shipping on these things can take 7-10 days and even rush shipping takes 2-3.
So the devil is watching this horrible filth through my eyes and really just working over my groinal and rear end areas with his tools of evil, like reeaaalllllly going at it from both ends, when my wife Nancy walks in.
"Help me my sweet," I yell to her, "I am under the devils control!"
"Not again Keith," she says unenthusiastically. "I'm taking the kids and going to my mom's. It's fine that you do these things but it's not ok that you broadcast it for the whole world to see."
It was at that time that I look over at our computer, or as I now call it, the sin box. The devil had apparently started a cam show under the name 'hornypreacher6669' that has amassed quite a following.
So basically what I'm trying to say is Nancy, I love you and miss you, please come back to me....
And everyone else be sure to follow me at hornypreacher6669. I do shows from 9-5 daily private shows for $20 per 10 mins #noboundaries #nolimits #sorethedayafter
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I went on 4chan

So I got curiosity got the best of me and so I went on 4chan's website. I know he's a hacker and I'll probably end up with system 32 virus but, I'm a very curious web surfer so sue me!
Anyway so I was on there and there are some good memes of course, but a lot are reposted from front page reddit :-\ (prefer my memes fresh). There was one meme thread that was very different. It has a picture of a ghost with a candle. It has a brief sentence.
The sentence was Erie. It said "candlejack thread! Post your pics of ca"
And THAT. IT.
So obviously this person was interrupted while typing. Why? Who is candle Jack? Also, who hit en
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I went to an old forum looking for an unusual problem and what I saw left me speechless

PeeGamer02: It says syntax error but I am 100% sure the code is right.
Poopster1337: PM'd you the fix
PeeGamer02: Thanks that solved it.
This thread is closed. Last post 12.10.2006
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I wish I could forget

I awoke from my slumber as the clock struck 4 in the early morning. My heart raced as if I dreamt of something scary. It is rather strange how I can never remember my dreams. Anyway, I waddled out of bed and heard a loud "thud" resonate throughout the halls that lie ahead. I just remembered something at that exact precise moment (as if the noise gave me this epiphany): in my dream there was a naked lady.
Thereafter, I realized that I was having a sex dream. Despite my sudden craving for self-pleasure, I managed to start walking down the hall to inspect the cause of the "thud." I could hardly walkbut not because of fearit was because I had a giant boner that crippled my movements.
Finally, I beheld the maker of the noise on this desolate, horny night. It was my framed picture of Seymour Skinner, autographed by the man himself. Instantly, my whole dream came back to me. I fell to the floor and began crabwalking backwards in fear.
"The woman from my dreams... He was Seymour Skinner." My boner acted like a turtle who slunk back into its shell. I grabbed my shotgun and positioned it towards my mouth. I proceeded to suck on it as if it were Seymour almighty himself.
It was indeed a horny night. And, I do wish I could forget it. I really should not have taken so much damn ambien.
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I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs

I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. Crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh Christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus Christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
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I work at NASA, and I discovered a horrible secret

I work as a janitor at NASA, and one day, one of the Sciencers ran past me, and dropped a document. I picked it up and it said:
BEYOND TOP SECRET
THE EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED
25 January
At 4:12, Eastern Standard Time, on 5 of February, The Sun will go supernova, and the Earth will be vaporized as a result. In order to survive, we will have to insert Chemical [Redacted] into Water, which will cause everyone to fall unconscious, and place everyone into a simulation of the world.
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The words became blurry, then the paper became blurry, then everything became blurry. I woke up in what looked like a cryopod from Fallout 4, and I ran to the window of the building that I'm in. I saw space, and several asteroids floating around. Everyone is actually the Avatar of someone who was from the year 1965. It didn't take me long to realize that was all that remained of the now-destroyed Earth. I checked a clock, and it read:
4:20 (nice) PM, 12 September 7000 AD.
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I wouldn't be alive if it weren't for r/shittynosleep

Hey guys. I'm new to this sub. All the stories here are riddled with spelling and grammar errors. I guess that adds to the "shittiness" of the story.
Well, I'm not here to do that. I'm here to tell you what really happened that night, the week after my 22nd birthday.
You see... I'm a prostitute. I never chose this life because I thought I was the president. But then I found out that "president" and "prostitute" are different words, and only one person can be president, and apparently it's not me.
My spewky story begins a few nights ago, when I met my first client. He pulled his Cadillac over to my side of the road and rolled down his windows.
"Hey, slut. You wanna get fucked tonight?"
At this time I had not yet learned that president and prostitute were different words, so I assumed that he was Putin inviting me to a summit. I wasn't surprised by his rough language. Putin doesn't beat around the bush.
I was extremely honored, so I said yes and got in the passenger seat.
Then he unzipped his pants.
And then I saw it.
His dick.
It was...
haunted.
It was very large and erect, so I knew there was a ghost growing inside it. I never would've known that if it weren't for this sub. This sub is the reason I know how dicks can get haunted, and the only way to deal with the ghost is to suck out the spewpy ghost ectoplasm and spit it.
He slapped me because I didn't swallow.
...but why would he do that?
...wait a minute...
...he would only do that if the ghost has already taken control of his brain and he wants me to swallow his ectoplasm so I can be his ghost slave.
I was #2spook and thought I would be ghost. After slapping me around a bit, he gave me some pieces of paper and told me to get the fuck out.
Thank you, /r/shittynosleep. Thank you for telling me what to do with a haunted dick. If it weren't for you guys, well...
JK I SWALLOWED IT BOO
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Ibi.exe

Back in summer of 2014, when I was in Ankara for a visit to my grandparents, I saw an educational show on TRT Coçuk ("TRT Kids" in Turkish), and it was called "Ibi". If you don't know what the series is about, it is about a pink-haired girl also named Ibi who goes on adventures with her pet turtle Tosi, accompanied with an incompetent duo, Pumba and Hoppa in a magical land called Baldiyar. The target audience was 6-8, and was supposed to teach children about the importance of mathematics and science. The character design, art style and backgrounds looked exactly like the Cartoon Network series Adventure Time, but it was not made by the same person. I absolutely loved to watch the episodes and I learned everything from them.
At night, after watching the episodes almost the whole day and getting tired of them, I went to bed to sleep. Suddenly, I could hear scraping sounds on my window and giggling sounds coming from nowhere. When I heard them, I was startled, and quickly went to check what was out in the window. It was no one there, so I just thought to myself "Nah, maybe it was just auditory hallucinations.". Suddenly, I could hear a voice saying "Your worst nightmare has come true". It sounded exactly like Ibi's voice, and when I checked out of the window, it was actually Ibi, but she looked slightly different. Her hair and skin was much darker, she had a scar on her right cheek, and pitch black eyes with glowing red irises with blood running down her eyes. Ibi was just standing there doing nothing, waiting for me to be prepared for the killing spree.
My mother is very abusive and alcoholic that even my father is afraid of her, so when I ran up to tell my mum about Ibi stalking me, she began yelling at me on why I haven't slept yet. I tried to tell the truth, but she slapped and punched me in the face and sent me back to bed again. I cried the whole night without any help or protection.
The next morning, I didn't want to see the show again on television, so I forced myself to do maths and science on my own hand, but my mum kept bossing me around. Suddenly, there was one rule of math I forgot, and when mum threatened to stab me, I cried hysterically, apparently summoning Ibi. When I was looking up at Ibi, I stopped crying and thought if she was going to save my life. Ibi then started to brutally beat and murder my mother, and blood was running everywhere. I was excited a little since my mum was very abusive and abused me ever since I was a baby.
As months have passed, me and my dad went to my mum's funeral ceremony. We weren't crying or anything, since we were just staring at the burial wondering why my dad should have divorced her for being so abusive and using domestic violence.
And then, Ibi came up behind me and whispered in my ear "Ibi is watching you". I was scared, but still didn't say anything.
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Ibi.exe II: Wanna Play With Me?

After that event of my abusive mother dying, me and my kind father went back home to eat some dinner. It was kinda boring without my mum, and dad didn't want to marry a new wife. While I was eating, I turned my head to the window to see Ibi again just standing there. I startled, and told my father that there was someone out there. Dad looked at the window, and Ibi was gone. I was aware that I maybe were just hallucinating, but it looked nothing like a hallucination at all since it was just too realistic.
Then, at 11 PM, I went to sleep while my dad was staying up late watching the news about a pink-haired girl who was stalking young children for no reason, and the police are still trying to find the girl. However, my father didn't believe that story so he changed the channel to his favourite show, Pawn Stars.
But suddenly that night, I couldn't sleep so I went out of my house without my dad knowing it. While I was out walking late in the night, there was dead children everywhere, impaled on street lights, blood dripping, everything. I just didn't believe that Ibi did it all by herself, so I kept on walking until seeing Ibi. I went closer to Ibi, but then I blacked out of nowhere,
When I was waking up, I ended up in a seemingly different world which looked like the visions of hell. It wasn't a dream or anything, since I heard a hyper-realistic voice that said "Hello, do you want to play with me?", ending the sentence with a short giggle. I tried to get the hell outta this bizarre place, but suddenly Ibi began following after me, thinking we were playing hide and seek. I couldn't run anymore, so I tripped on a rock and began crying. Ibi then appeared behind me and I stopped crying, and suddenly, she tried to kill me with her long and sharp nails, but I successfully punched her in the face like what my mom taught me.
But, I actually realized that it was all just a dream, so that most likely means that Ibi is still watching me.
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