Rude Person

Rude Person stories originated on the Usenet newsgroup Alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated in the spring and summer of 1998, after an especially heavy influx of trolls. The stories are archived (under a separate 'Rude Person' header) at the Trekiverse archive.
"Rude Person" stories also inspired fans to write other Person Stories in other styles.
==Rude Person Stories: Origin==
== Definition ==
Rude Person stories fall into two categories.
The first Rude Person stories were modeled on the original one-paragraph Rude Person story by Varoneeka, Ricker and Troy Fuck. Her post was titled "Hi. I'm a Rude Person", and both post and story were a parody of recent troll response to the newsgroup: 
Other writers followed her example, creating prime examples of purposely-written badfic, with titles like Kurk and Spok Fuck and Oda and Keera Fuk on the Promanod.
UKJess introduced a new variant: Ah'm Norra Rude Person, aka "Pon Farr wi'out a lass (K 'an S wi' mucky bits)". Her story was written in Yorkshire dialect, and neatly skewered the clichés of a typical first wave Kirk/Spock story: Kirk and Spock travel in a shuttlecraft which breaks down, landing them on a planet; they take shelter in a cave; Spock goes into pon farr and asks Kirk for help; Kirk is hesitant, because he's Not Gay; they have sex; McCoy arrives too late (and is jealous). 
Other ASCEM writers began producing their own variations on this theme, generally leaving the parameters of the original K/S story itself intact to focus on the style, with hilarious and clever results. Raymond Queneau, eat your heart out.Wikipedia on Raymond Queneau's Exercices de Style, accessed on 27 October 2008.
==Other Person Stories==
From Judith Gran in 1998: 
==Some Rude Person Stories==
* Application of Stimulus Satiation With a Vulcan Male in Pon Farr, by Judy Gran (behaviorist version)
* Caribbean Pon Farr Approach Only, by Rae Trail (in Caribbean dialect)
* Crew Person, by Jane St Clair (in the style of Joseph Conrad)
* Kirk and Spock Go Ice Fishing, by Jungle Kitty. (in Minnesotan dialect) There is also a podcast version of this story: Jungle Kitty's podcast version of "Kirk and Spock Go Ice Fishing"
* The Dialectic of Pon Farr, by Marxist Person, by Judy Gran (Marxist version)
* Pawn Farr Without No Honey, by Rhi (in Appalachian dialect)
* Pon Farr With No Chicks (K 'un S with rootin'.), by Jules (in Australian dialect)
* Pon Farr With No Hope of an IPO, by jonk (in Silicon Valley speak)
* Pon Farr Without A Noun, by Jungle Kitty, Lene Taylor, and jonk (MadLib version)
* Ponn Far With No Madl, by T'Reija (Bavarian version)
* Unpacking Pon Farr: Kirk, Spock, and the image of the female void, by R. Person, PhD., by brancher (academic version)
* Case Study: The Pon Farr Project, by Jungle Kitty (project management version)
* A Rude Comic, by T'Len (comic script version)
* Ponne Farrr wit'haut a reel womman, by T'Pat (Italian version)
* Rude Person Road Rage, by Susan P. (road rage version)
* Rude Person Wambaugh, by Greywolf the Wanderer (in the style of Joseph Wambaugh)
* Rude Vulcan Person, by jonk (Vulcan version)
* Uncouth Person, by ME Curtin (in the style of Jane Austen)
* Viking Person, by Scarlet (Scandinavian myth version)
* Pon Farr Wi'out a Lass, by UKJess (Yorkshire version)
* Goin' Bickies, by eimeo (in a broad Belfast accent)
== References ==
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