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Color guard

The Colorguard is the craziest part of the band that consists of a group of girls that are considered more honorable and noble than cheerleaders because they risk their lives by spinning weapons and 6 ft (and sometimes bigger) metal poles. The main role of colorguard is to distract judges and tell a story and to hit band members in their instrument, head, and/or testicles (mostly likely we go for the testicles). The normal colorguard mainly is composed of all girls but sometimes has one or two boys that are normally homosexual. The guard performs at all times in the year and must learn two different shows plus solo and ensemble and captain tryout routines. It is known as the "Sport of the Art".
== Standard Guard Procedures ==
They always have a small room that they cram into and try to spin weapons and flags while the drumline and percussion have a bigger room... They also always have their own bus in which they must attempt to apply make-up without stabbing themselves in the eye.
When the captains or instructor tells you to do it again, it normally means to do it 10 more times. When they say it is better, it is still not perfect and will continue to harass you until you do something perfect. When you get an injury, you are told to rub some dirt on it and do it again. When you are told to drop, you must do it in front of everyone so you can be harassed for being late, etc. I bet you all can guarantee that you are terrified of girls with weapons and big metal poles. Just ask the band, they have had enough of our harassment.
== Types of Color Guard Members ==
*Leader- The leader type is usually thinking they know best and can't stand to be proven wrong. When they are proven wrong, they throw a fit and won't listen until they have proven they are some what right.
*Slacker- The typical slacker is only in color guard because A) they have nothing to do or B) they were made to join by a parent, friend, or teacher.
*Kiss-up- These girls can't stand to see one hair out of place, one person out of step, or fall out of attention when it is clear that practice over unless they are called out of it. The tend to be a follower of the LEADER.
*Drama Queen- There are many of these in every group of girls. They love gossip and spreading rumors and if there is a cat fight, guess who started it. The good for nothing drama queens with a stick up there asses.
*Entergeticly Horrible- These girls have the most energy in the world. But they suck at twirling a flag. They only made the group because of their energy and the lack of a better person to take their spot.
*Normal- These girls are few and far between. They are normal girls who dislike drama and don't tend to start the 'beat you to a pulp with words' rumors.
== WARNING ==
Color guard girls are not to be messed with, especially during their time of month. They have six foot poles and weapons. They will beat the living day lights out of you when mess with. If this causes you an inconvenience, please avoid the members at all cost. (Unless you are a field judge. We don't feel bad if we hit you.)
Category:Performing arts
Category:Marching bands
Colorado Rockies

The Colorado Rockies are a professional baseball team of some sort, known for their ability to play 162 games every season without disbanding. Famous for wearing purple pinstripes, they have been affectionately dubbed "The Gay Yankees." However, Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez have recently filed a lawsuit claiming their exlusive ownership rights to this nickname.
== Early History ==
The Rockies are the oldest known baseball team on record, having formed during the late Precrustacean period (approximately 200 million years ago). Although predating written history, this is purportedly when slugger Andrés "Big Sabertooth" Galarraga roamed the infield, surviving mostly on wounded mastodon meat. This was the team's most successful era, as they posted nearly 198 million consecutive undefeated seasons, solely due to the fact that no other teams existed yet.
A hockey team tried to move into Denver also named the Colorado Rockies. They were shamelessly banished to New Jersey to spend all eternity.
== Recent History ==
Arch-Bishop Dan O'Dowd took over General Manager duties in 2000. In order to preserve the proud history of the Rockies, he locked all the players in an air-tight humador and refused to let them out. In addition, O'Dowd wished to counteract the effects of high altitude on baseball, so he attached lead weights to the humador and dropped it into the Pacific Ocean. To date, only two players (right fielder David Blaine and switch-hitting hooker magnet Denny Neagle) have escaped from this underwater lair.
== Interesting Facts ==
Nobody was aware of the team's existence until October of 2007, when they clinched the National League Cup by miraculously winning 39 of their last 13 games, despite the fact that only 12 games remained. After clinching the Cup, (or "Lombardi Trophy"), the team became disoriented by its shiny surface and forgot to show up to the championship match, thus forcing a forfeit to the AFL champs, the Plainsfield Argyle Stockings. 
Following their massive success that everyone has already forgotten about, the Colorado Rockies announced that the team would begin dressing in purple Armani suits and feathered fedoras for the 2008 season. This has led to speculation that the team plans to change its name to the "Mountain Time Zone Pimp-mobilers".
== Uninteresting Facts ==
The team mascot, Dinger, was once arrested for indecent exposure at a Colorado Springs nunnery. Following this incident, there were some prudish protestors who claimed that a mascot should not have comically large external genitals, but tradition prevailed and Dinger continues to horrify children and adults alike to this very day.
== Definitely True Fact ==
The Rockies'home field, Coors Field, is at 5,280 feet above sea level. In a mile-high location, don't you think any baseball team be it home or road, can play ball in such a high altitude. High...get it? uh ha ha ha ha ha ha. We're like stoned dude.
== See also ==
*Sausage
*Teletubbies
*Todd Helton
*4
== External Links ==
*"Thin Air At Coors Field Blamed As Todd Helton Floats Out Of Ballpark" - Legitimate News Source
Category:Sports
Category:Baseball
Columbia

Columbia can refer to: 
*Colombia, the country where you can buy a drug mule for 17 cents - but watch out for death squads!
*British Columbia, where both the drug mules and death squads have British accents.
*District of Columbia, A.K.A. Washington, D.C., capital of the USA.
*Space Shuttle Columbia, a sophisticated piece of machinery that was involuntarily converted into insurance dollars.
*Columbia University
*Columbia, South Carolina, the capital of South Carolina.
*Columbo, that famous detective from the 70's.
*Colombia, the tree fort built by Christopher Columbus in 1461. Girls were not allowed in this fort. Sadly, due to poor construction, it exploded in low-earth orbit.
*Your mom, if her name is Columbia.
Columbus

Columbus may just refer to this: 
*Christopher Columbus, drunken sailor and slave trader from the late 15th century who thought he had sailed to India but had actually inadvertently "discovered" America.
*Columbus, Georgia, a large city who do not want to ever visit which borders Hicksville, U.S.A.
*Columbo, an ace detective that could kick Sherlock Holmes ass in a heart beat.
*St. Columbo, patron saint to all detective monks.
*or perhaps you were looking for Columbia but just suck at spelling.
Comecon Awards

The Comecon Awards, formerly known as The Soviet Awards for Film and Television, and otherwise known as The Commies, were a collection of awards presented to various members of the Academy of Motion Pictures and Sciences, but for Cool and Cultured People for their accomplishments in reaching the pinnacle of anti-capitalism and tangible artistic worth. While initially founded on those beliefs in 1922, the Comecon Awards had a change of venture upon being visited by a time machine from the year 1945, insisting that they invest in awards ceremonies after the monumental success of World War II.
And so they did, now look where we are.
==Silly Rules==
As is often the case, many filmmakers try their hardest to appeal to the Communist judges panel on the Academy, Fortunately for them, they don't need to try that hard, as the academy only discriminates against those who discriminate. Many as a result have criticized the Commies for their discrimination of those being discriminated against when it came to discriminatory content from within the academy's own panel of judges.
In general, for a film to be eligible for a Commie, it must:
*Have mildly-realistic anti-capitalistic themes.
*Have at least two straight minutes of genocide against civilians.
*Have at least three locations set in a communist country.
*Have at least five communists persons commit both a heroic act and a war crime.
==Award for Most Anti-Climactic Ending to a Conflict Ever==
Although it has existed since 1922, the Award for Most Anti-Climactic Ending to a Conflict Ever has only ever been given out to three films: World War II, The Korean War, and The Cuban Missile Crisis. However, it has been belatedly given to films such as World War I and Captain Lincoln: Civil War.
==Award for Most Capitalistic Pig==
The Academy is much more picky when it comes to deciding their Award for Most Capitalistic Pig, as it usually ends up becoming the Soviet Union's new target of hate for that fiscal year. One of the major recipients and the most well-known was John F. Kennedy, receiving the award for his work in The Cuban Missile Crisis. The other major recipient was Ronald Reagan for his work as President in Mr. Gorbachev, This Wall Ain't Tall Enough.
==Award for Worst American==
Uhh, yeah. Unsurprisingly, both kennedy and Reagan are the only recipients of this award. Yep...
==Award for Best Communism Scene==
Currently unawarded as of today.
==Award for Best United Nations-Friendly War Scene==
Currently unawarded as of forever.
Category:Communism
Category:Awards
Commando Physics Quiz

Bleeding Eyes AwardThis award is endowed for an extreme propensityfor causing ocular hemorrhaging. –
Following is a Commando Physics Quiz.
==Question 1==
Arnold makes his way through a flying aeroplane. He makes his escape by leaping 100ft from the back.
*i) Calculate the forces acting on Arnold’s leg as he lands. Use this to explain why he would find himself still on the ground, with his shins somewhere near his lungs. (2)
*A.) 
==Question 2==
Arnold is sneaking towards the enemy base. He takes a guard down with a one-handed backbreaker.
*i) Explain why attempting to break someones’ back with one hand would leave you both out of breath and embarrassed. (1)
*ii) Circle three results of the backbreakers’ instant inferno: An overpowering smell of burning human flesh, magnesium sulphate, multiple paramedics, tussled hair. (3) 
*A.i.) 
*A.ii.) 
==Question 3==
By mistake, Arnold raises an alarm. Cubans stream into the arena. Arnold takes them down with an M60.
*i) Name the biological process which allows the Cuban forces to spontaneously regenerate until the end of time. (1)
*ii) Explain how Arnold can carry six guns and several hundred clips of ammo without getting hit, missing his target or collapsing from exhaustion. (2) 
*iii) Explain how Arnold’s proximity to the enemies’ grenades will hinder his ability to fight. Make reference to either first degree facial burns or detached limbs. (2)
*A.i.) 
*A.ii.) 
*A.iii.) 
==Question 4==
Arnold is fighting with Bennett, a villain. Bennett points a gun at Arnold.
*i) Explain the psychological process going through Bennett's mind that results in him NOT shooting Arnold in the face. (1)
*ii) Arnold throws Bennett into a 50,000 volt generator, electrocuting him. Explain how such a powerful surge results in Bennett actually fighting more effectively, rather than throwing him the length of the room and killing him. (2)
*iii) Arnold throws a pipe through Bennett. His child watches and laughs. Calculate:- 
:a) The force required to throw a solid steel pipe through a man and a steam generator (2), and 
:b) The immense chances of this atrocity mentally scarring the 7-year-old child, but yet somehow not managing to do so. (4)
*A.i.) 
*A.ii.) 
*A.iiia.) 
*A.iiib.) 
==Question 5==
Arnold rams a car off the road, flipping it he then drives his own car in to a lamppost at around 60mph.
Estimate:-
:i) How he can retain structural integrity and avoid flying 40ft out of his seat without flinching and or breaking
:ii) How he can then simultaneously repair the other car instantly
*A.i) 
*A.ii)
Category:Military science
Common Brick Disease

Common Brick Disease or CBD is a disease of roadscapes and shopping precincts. It can range from simple civic beautification projects to the full-blown mall derivative.
== Initial Stages of the Disease ==
In the early stages, roads and streets may develop fancy pavements constructed from brick but it is not known how these outbreaks begin. A common theory relates to an infestation of council workers however, these parasites are known only to rest on shovels and/or take cups of tea from small tents which may appear in the early onset of CBD
Sometimes the road may develop other symptoms such as traffic islands, pedestrian refuges or zebra crossings. These are a more serious set of symptoms and every effort must be taken to avoid contamination of surrounding streets.
== Raised Platforms ==
Unlike other strains of road disease, CBD has the tendency to move fairly rapidly. After various Stage 1 symptoms show, traffic speeds will have fallen. Without regular traffic over the street, it moves into Stage 2. This is generally the appearance of raised platforms either in the guise of pedestrian crossings or in some cases where islands have been erected, parking lay-bys.
At this point the street may also develop PMS, or Parking Meter Syndrome. This may send even parked cars off the street thus lowering traffic flow even further. In conjunction with raised platforms, traffic diversions may follow. It is at this point that the disease has taken hold.
== Green Cages and Final Stages ==
Like other forms of disease, green cages may start to appear on the sides of the street. Traffic may be forced into One Way flows or worse completely halted.
After traffic flows have ceased, the raised platforms denoting the extend of the disease start to sprout retractable bollards. The red bricks themselves start to fill in the rest of the street until finally, the green cages disappear and the street is entirely closed to traffic.
Once CBD has taken hold, other infections like gardening and fountains may begin. Generally parking around the infestation will have gone up in price and other streets may develop PMS.
Category:Transportation Category:Diseases
Communal shower

A communal shower is a type of open group shower with multiple shower heads and no dividers or stalls. The term "communal" in the name derives from the belief that these showers combat communism.
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== Rise of Communal Showers ==
In the late 1940s, as the Cold War began, American leaders became increasingly afraid of communism, as part of a phenomenon known as the Red Scare. As a result, Congress formed the House Un-American Activities Committee (HUAC), led by Joseph McCarthy, with the aim of reducing support for communism in the United States.
One of the first decisions made by the HUAC was to mandate the conversion of all public showers into communal showers. This included showers at gyms, swimming pools, YMCAs, schools, and all other locker rooms. Thus, throughout the 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s, as anti-communist sentiments held sway in American society, communal showers became a part of daily life for athletes, students, and many other Americans. This had the side effect of normalizing nudity among those who used these showers.
== Decline of Communal Showers ==
As the Cold War reached its end in the early 1990s, fears of communism gradually decreased among American leaders. As a result, leaders ceased requiring communal showers. Communal showers began disappearing from locker rooms, and private shower stalls became increasingly common, decreasing Americans' comfort with nudity. Communal showers still exist in some locker rooms, though most people who use them are unaware of their Cold War history.
In recent years, scientists have found no correlation between the use of communal showers and belief in communism. Thus, the anti-communist effect of communal showers has been dubbed a myth and an artifact of the Red Scare. 
== Photo Gallery ==
File:Prison shower (4693049220).jpg|A typical communal shower. No communists (or privacy) here!
File:Douche marins russes.JPG|These sailors definitely aren't communists!
File:George Bellows, The Shower-Bath, 1917, NGA 212114.jpg|An artist's rendition of communal showers filled with loyal capitalists.
File:Its an Old American Custom Keep Clean.tif|Naturally, communal showers were a large part of American military propaganda.
File:Fotothek df n-11 0000456.jpg|"Do you mind? We're fighting communism in here!"
File:Tour of Sewell Group Craven Park Visitors Showers.jpg|These showers protected soccer players from communism.
File:Jacob Riis Park td (2019-06-04) 087.jpg|Communal showers can be outdoors, too! Perfect for fighting commies as they invade from the sea.
File:Kingsway tunnels -JPP 7828 (14623169515).jpg|These showers may be full of mold and grime, but at least there are no communists!
== See also ==
*Golden shower
Category:Communism
Category:Cold War
Category:Rooms
Category:Room
Category:Nudity
Communist party

A Communist party is a party that everyone is welcome to attend, Comrade! They feature much vodka and never enough Ukrainian girls. They were once very popular in the 20th century but the Capitalist pugs hit back with pole dancing, lap dancing and dirty dancing clubs. Today, communists prefer to go to Liberal parties as they are easy to gate crash and don't ask many questions. Since many Liberals have beards, Communists can blend in with the proletariat and can partner-swap without betraying fundamental socialist principles.
Perhaps because of this confusion between Liberals and Communist parties, big corporations have subsequently hired comedians like Bill O'Reilly or Herman Cain to sniff out pink from red. Cheapskate capitalist mutts have employed Glen Beck and Sarah Palin but their olfactory senses are far more primitive and led the arrest of Mitt Romney at one particular soiree. The only companies that love Communist parties are those involved in the making and distribution of vodka, which is shared by everyone.
Communist parties are known to involve many games of chance and skill, such as "pin the bill on the Capitalist" and snipe hunting. There is also extensive bickering over whose naughty bits is bigger: John Lenin's or Karl Marx's in a ceremony dedicated to the god of Communism.
==Mass organizations==
Communist parties tend to start around 8 p.m. with party members arriving at the Kremlin, the greatest party bloc in Moscow. Party members start with a traditional Russian vodka and powdered donuts. They then play a game of spin the bottle, the loser gets deported to Siberia, the winner gets a shiny new Kalashnikov ak-47 rifle. After the Kremlin the revelers head to a trendy new bar called Gulag's, Gulag is well known for his wild parties. Here they do Vodka body shots and listen to techno and generally rave about. At this point some of the lesser members of the party tend to go home while the die hard party people go and dare each other to do generally stupid things, such as grow moustaches. A keg stand competition normally ensues with the victor getting to don the Fuzzy Russian Hat of Victory. All the party members go home before 2 a.m. because of the Dr.B.Stinson principle of nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m. Some go home alone but some don't, some regret not going home alone the next day.
A day of heavy hangovers results, hence the need for Fuzzy Russian Hats that you all see them wearing, it makes the headache feel better and makes noises less painful to hear in their hungover state. After experiencing such a night of revelry, and the awful after affects, a spate of blaming "Capitalist Pigs" is in order, the party members blame the West for their hangovers, not the fact they decided to do Vodka body shots. Still, sitting behind their desks party members can't help but think how much fun the previous night was, and quickly swallow some Panadol and sink back into their seats.
ja:共産党
Compass

A Compass is the transition instrument between the sundial and the clock, but for some reason it is used today as a navigational device. By pure coincidence, the totally useless defunct device manages to help people get to where they need to go, even though it's not even pointing to any particular direction functionally. Stephen Hawking once said, "It is only a matter of time before some stupid human goes missing in the Indian Ocean and relies on another one of these ancient devices and later realizes it's just sundial-clock, later crying himself to death because he's screwed." Donald Trump, a (self declared) expert on real and fake news, slams Hawking's claims that the fact holding the compass is simply just a sundial-clock is "fake news". "For many years, people, great people and tremendous travelers like Marco Columbus and Christopher Polo, were using the compass," Trump said, "Total fake news." 
==Misconceptions about the compass==
Many people believe that the letters on the compass represent the four cardinal directions of North, South, East and West. This is a common misconception, as the real significance of these letters are unknown, rather they represent hidden secrets of the time and space of the universe that only the greatest minds could ever understand, and it was those intelligent beings who invented the compass. This sundial-clock was not only a time-telling device, it also manipulates time when used incorrectly. For example, when Roald Amundsen disappeared in the Barents Sea, many speculated that he may have drowned. But that is not true; the compass he was using took him back to the Stone Age on a different planet in a parallel universe where the world was ruled by mutant snails. The story Amelia Airheart probably crashing somewhere in Oceania is only a coverup of the real story that the compass she was using took her 100,000 years into the future and got eaten alive by a bunch of aliens. The history of the compass is very vague, as written accounts of it were liquidated a millennium ago. Perhaps these intelligent peoples wanted to erase this compass' legacy by wiping it from the pages of history and inventing its successor, the clock. 
==The coverup==
The compasses were first sold on the black markets in the Renaissance when they were discovered deep underground in the mountains of Holland. Once the components of the compass were analyzed and the kickoff of the Industrial Revolution, many corporations started making their profits off selling compasses. They advertised them as "navigational devices," and to this very day these very dangerous sundial-clocks are being sold to gullible consumers who want to travel. Beware.
Category:Inventions
pt:Compasso