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Evil Steve

I drew a steve in school and failed horribly. He was just so creepy. I swore id get him on here if it was the last thing I would do.
I began Minecraft that day and I used F 6 to look at 3rd person...... he had the same eyes of evil steve. How strange
The Next Day.....................................
I played Minecraft again. I saw my character had Evil Steves smile
The Day After That.......................
I saw Evil Steve OUT of Minecraft, but he vanished along with my small sister
The very next day after that...................
I met him hes not a bad guy, he was drawn that way, but he wants to kill me, I drew him like that....
????.....................
Hello players I am Evil Steve... my pastas weak sure..... but im not >:D
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Evil Tampons

I've been married my wife 20 years ago, a few months a noticed blood on our toilet anytime I went to the bathroom during the night. It happened a few times before I realised my wife never really had a period, I didn't say anything, but I had to find out what was happening, I kept tabs of the times it happened, and it looked like it always happened on the second week of the month so I hid a camera on our bathroom.
I found out there was a strange woman climbing through our bathroom window and using our toilet to throw her tampons...
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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Evil The Legend of Zelda

So I'm a big Zelda fan, and I have lots of nostalgia with it. So I decided to search for a copy on eBay. When I searched "the legend of zelda nes" I only found one game. It was a gray cartridge, and had a paper label. In ketchup, or blood, the label said "ZELDA ONE".
So I bought it.
The price was $6.66. I thought that was a little odd, how it was so cheap and all. When the mailman came to my house the next week, and he gave me the game. I eagerly ran back inside to play the game. I also expected the mailman to leave, but he didn't. He just stood there, watching me. I just ignored it and plugged the game in. But when it started up, it was all glitchy. Then I realized that I put it in an N64. So I got out my Nintendo NES and hooked it up and started the game.
The game acted normally until I got to the 1st dungeon boss. When I beat it, the room was covered in ketchup. When I went into the room where the Triforce usually is, instead it was the dragons heart. Then, when I went to collect it, Link started eating it! There was one thing I had to say after that: "Hey, it's a glitch. Happens all the time." So I reset the console only to find that when I hit it, the screen changed.
It was an 8-bit cutscene of me committing suicide. I figured this had to be a crude joke from the developers of the game. But I was terrified, and as a result, got out an axe and chopped my game and console to bits. But the game was fine. Then I opened the game, only to find a blue and white ball being shot out of it. I ran to my door to get out of this hell, only to find it was locked. Then I heard some demonic laughter. I turned around to see what it was.
It was the mailman.
The mailman's presence made me shit my pants. Hi face started deforming. It was distorting until he turned into the devil. He then said "fight me fucker". So I ran up and ripped his teeth out and stabbed him with them. Then he said "you've killed me!" And being the Zelda fan I am, I knew what to say: "good!" So then I went to heaven and God thanked me for killing the devil by cleaning my panties and sending me home.
I then decided that I hated video games and I never played them again. And that's how I became the president of the United States. I try to tell my wife, Michelle, about it. But she didn't believe me :( . But every night, when I'm lying in bed, I feel a... Mailmanny presence. But when I look around, nothing is there.
I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
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Evil Twins

Ever done something bad, and afterwords couldn't believe that you had done it? Like, you weren't in control of your body at the time. Well, that's because it wasn't you. You see, everyone in the world has a twin. An evil twin. Hell, even you, the reader, have one. The thing is, you can't see them. Their invisible. And they MAY try to murder you. Yeah, that's right. I said it. They are insane, uncontrollable, invisible, killers! You have them from the day you're born. Though, you don't find out until you're old enough to give a shit. Yeah, you can be aware that the twin exists. Your parents even know. The twin can even have a name. They are always identical to you. All the way down to the gender and clothes. Oh, what's that sis? Oh yeah, I was just typing out my first creepypasta. Oh, sorry about that, that was just my evil twin sister, Georgie. She was watching me write this the whole time. Oh, and don't call it bluffs about her kind. Or she WILL come to your house and kill you! Well, her, or your twin.
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Evil elmo

I have watched sesame street since I was a little boy, but this made me stop watching. I used to work at the company, while I was working I found a strange tape called "Evil elmo" in red marker. I at first was weirded out by this but I shrugged it off, I kinda wanted to watch it so I took it home with me and put the tape in and It started with the normal intro but more distorted. After that there was elmo walking around. He then found abby kadaby and stabbed her in the throat with a knife before she could react. He then took the wand and teleported to big birds nest where big bird was reading a book. He then stabbed him 5 times. He then went killing various sesame street characters, such as burning oscar in his trashcan with a flamethrower, decapitating grover with his knife, giving count a pizza with garlic on it, and knocking snuffy out and then taking his heart out. finally, he went after bert in ernie, who where sitting in there beds. elmo broke into the house and suffocated ernie with a pillow. bert, confused woke up and elmo knocked him out with a crobwar. When bert woke up he was tied to a chair and the first thing he saw was elmos hyper-realistic eyes. He then said: "Welcome to my lair, bert." He then tortured him in various ways, possibly the most gruesome one being showing ernie's decapitated head. Bert screamed "No... NO! ERNIE!!!!!!!" He then began to cry and begged for elmo to kill him to join his best friend. Elmo happily obliged but seemed to do do it slowly and painfully. Bert during this just muttered: "Why? Why did you do this to us? what did we do?" Elmo smirked and said "You know, Im not particularly sure, I just remember master cookie monster ordering me to kill you guys." Then, a flashback came up, and it showed cookie monster coming up to elmo with a cookie and said "Hi, would elmo Like cookie cookie monster got?" Elmo smiled and said "Of course elmo would like a cookie! Thanks!" Elmo took the cookie, then he started shaking and said "cookie monster, elmo doesn't feel so good." He then grew eyebrows and his eyes became bloodshot eyes. "So what may you need, master cookie monster?" Me want you to kill people in town." cookie monster said happily. then the flashback ended, and elmo finished off bert. he then walked to cookie monster and said "I have killed everyone, master." "Good" cookie monster said, seemingly happy about elmo's success. "Now all you have to do is press this button to blow up sesame street." elmo agreed and right when he does, cookie monster runs into sesame street, and Elmo pressed the button, and sesame street was destroyed. I took out the tape and burnt it, so no one can ever see the horror and quit my job at the company. So do NOT watch a tape called "Evil elmo". You will regret it
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Evil game of evilness killed me and whole world true story

So, I was looking on internet, searching for some shits, while eating from my trash. Some weird shit was downloading into my computer. As I later found out, it was some shitty virus, that made my computer play Justin Buttieber's shitty songs. I was all like wtf and in rage destroyed my computer by letting a horse pee on it. But, the Justin Buttieber shitty song continued playing, everywhere I was. I was going to my friend if he hears that shitty music too, but he didn't, so I was the only one hearing it. I survived like that 10 minutes, and then it started to bother me, so I travelled the whole world to meet that ugly Justin Buttieber. When I was next to him, I put out chainsaw and killed him. Then, out of nowhere, most likely from my head, a mysterious voice singed with the shitty music "Haha, stupid mortal, you'll never stop the music, until... You play a game... I made!" I was all like wtf when a light appeared from window, and a DVD was floating to me, I picked it up, and when I got home I put that shitty bastard into my computer. Then, a picture of Justin Buttieber's butt appeared, and next to him were two naked women, but in a second it disappeared, while a text saying "ah, sorry, that was the wrong one..." appeared, and before I could read it, some game appeared. And then, my computer sucked me into the game. So I was in the game, meaning I was in the game. Literally. It was some kind of a platform game, so I had to jump. And because only thing I do is playing videogames all day and siting on my butt, it wasn't so easy how it looks like. And, there was a giant window, and in it, was some ugly 'face'. Probably a player. And the player was a big bitch, forcing me to die. My death was painful, and when I died, the whole world exploded.
True story.
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Evil hotdog

one day i was eating a yummy hotdog with extra mustard. as i was eating it it suddenly grew LIMBS YOU HEAR ME LIMBS!!!!! and then it started walking around, it went into a dumpster and started eating trash. then it got bigger.. and bigger... AND BIGGER.... then it started eating people like people eat his kind! then all humans in the city were eaten. and then a skeleton popped out of his nose.
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Evil patrixxcks journal

NOVEMBUR SICKSTEAN
I DICOVRING ABOUT SHO NAMD EVIL PATRIXKCS AND I AM GOIN TA DO TINGS TO STOPD HIM AN I SE FRIGURE THATS EVIL PATRIXX O CRAP I GONA KIL HEM
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JOINING FUCKFACE
ERWH534KI8SI;L5DTHLRSYNH
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DAJKTHNW4IO;HUJJ7JE
JOINING FUCKFACE
GIOHSEO;RUH6EAIO6HA4
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ERAL5UHEAO;I5HUAE'OH69UA90
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NOVEMBUR 16 2
OMG U DO NOT NOW HOW SCARY THIS IS I FOUN D EPISODE AND EVEL PATERIXX KILS HAPPY APEY AND DANEY AND OTHER PEPOL OMG EPISOD 2 IS EVEL PATRIXX KILLING FORENZIK AND MIRANDA AN OTHER PEPOL OMGEEEEEE THISH SKAREY OMG THISH SKAREY
NOVEMBUR 16 3
EPISOED 3 PATRIXXX KEEEEEEL EVERY SPONGBOB CARACTR SO NO MOER SPONGBOB CARACTERS SO NO MORE SPONGEBOB SO NO MORE SANDY SO NO MORE KRABZ SO NO MORE SPONGEBOB SO NO MOER I DUNNO
NOVEMBUR 17
I WATCH EVEL PATRIXXX AND SPONGEBOOB DIES BECAUS HE GET STAB BAH A BUZZZAW AND DAES AND MR KRABS TRIED KILLING PATRIXXXX AND FAILE BECAUS HE GET STAB BAH A BUZZZAW AND DEAS.
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
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Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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Category:Shortpasta
Evil patrixxx goes to the supermarket

EVIL PATRIXXX woke up one day and wanted to eat a bowl of cereal. He went to get the milk and grabbed it from the fridge. He porered the milk in da bowl and ate the entire bowl. He spat it out yelling "THE MILK IS FUCKING EXPIRED". After destroying his neighborhood with a laser cannon, he decided to go buy some. 
PATRIXXX entered the store, and went the the dairy isle. He saw that the refrigerators were empty, except for almond milk, because its grody. He saw that a little old lady had the last 2% milk carton. He went over to her and snapped her neck. He took the milk and brought it to da resgister.
"That'll be $0.69", said the cashier.
"DO u take Kols cash", replied PATRIXXX.
"Sir, this is Kroger, we only take dogecoin."
PATRIXXX then proceded to walk out of da store with out paying. The swat team was called and surronded the crater that were the house of PATRIXXX was. PATRIXX moved them all downn with a minygun. The sawt team was all ded. The us goverment then sent the military and navy seels. PATRIXX easaly defeted those mother fuckers. He then got high and then got drunk and high. 
WHile he was high, he went to to the stripp clubb and payed for a lapdance. The stripper said know because, and i quote, "yous one ugly sons of bitchs." PATRIXXX then blew up teh bulding with a nuke. Then the us goverment caught up with him. PATRIXXX again easily defeated them because all the soilders ate too many big macs. PATRIXXX then went to the store again, but was banned for shoplifing, so he had to go home.
PATRIXX then went on to 4chan and smammed on /b. He then decided he was done being a menace to society for today so he dug a sleeping hole to sleep in.
He woke up the next morining, realized his house was gone because he was a retard with a laser cannon, and decided to become a hobo.
Next time on dragon ball z, PATRIXXX begs for money on the streets to rebuild his house.
"What about the other houses he destroyed", you might ask.
there lives were unimportant, so why ask?
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Evil sonic (Prequel to SA.bat)

My name's Andy. Some call me Andrew, And my best friend, Gabe, calls me 'Drew.
We're both Sonic fanatics. We loved the series to death, and back then, we'd do anything to get our hands on a copy of Sonic adventure. It was our favorite title, the graphics, music, models, level design, it all screams Sonic. 
And there hasn't been any scary Sonic games. That's something else... I've always wanted one that could challenge my endurance on being scared. I'm not really afraid of anything, so go ahead Sega! Throw something at me!
== The pasta ==
Okay, so, I take back what I said earlier about Sonic. I...I-I probably won't ever see the series the same ever again. I-I don't like to explain what happened, since I'm trying to get it out of my head. 
What was that blue thing... I don't know...
It looked like Sonic...But it wasn't.
Do you want to know? Are you sure? 
Ok. I'll tell you.
== ... ==
The story begins at around sometime in July. I-I can't really remember exactly. I'm trying to get rid of it, remember? So here's what I remember.
It was sometime in July when the accident occured. I just want to say before i begin, this isn't some cliche story where someones watching something and then gets strangled to death, no, this is m-much...different. 
It was July 28th. I had gotten my first copy of Sonic Adventure with my new-ly bought Sega Dreamcast. I loved that thing to death. The first game I got was Sonic shuffle, which made me doubt Sonic for a short week, but i easily scruffed it off and moved on. Around that time, I was a broke teen and I saw trailers of Sonic's first 3d adventure. I was really pissed that I was missing out on this great opportunity. I couldn't contain my excitement though, and when i got the game, I nearly pissed myself. I instantly popped the disc into the dusty ol' dreamcast and my hands shook as the game turned on. 
I don't really need to explain myself playing, since i played really quick. I actually completed the game in under a week. I loved the game to death. 
Until there was suddenly news reports about a suspected blue figure wandering forests at night...Already, I wanted to know. 
Every day the News updated. 
"Breaking news: 
A suspected blue figure wandering forests at night has been seen 4 times since its first speculation, and during the nights of it being seen, a child from the neighborhood has gone missing. Local officials say to be on the lookout of a Blue figure with spines on its back and head, large, black nose, and red shoes." 
Thats when I kne
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Evilball.flv

I was going to my friend's house with my laptop and once I arrived, he invited me in and we sat and I logged on to my laptop. I was browsing the web when his little sisters asked me to put cartoonito.co.uk up. So I did. I was scrolling down and I noticed there was an underlined, linked text saying 666 - DO;N'T CL'I.'CK - 999. So I clicked it anyway and this video popped up straight away on fullscreen.
The Internet speed is quite slow at my friends house and it took 20 seconds to load up cartoonito home page. So anyway, as we were all crowded around my screen watching it this weird low pitched and possibly reversed music was playing in the background. While this music was playing, the video was a blue bouncing ball was bouncing across a poorly animated street. It did that for about a minute and a half. The screen suddenly went to static for a longer while; I can't exactly remember how long. Then the video came back with some staticy moaning.
As that was happening, it might have been just me, but this girl with an evil face was, I think, running up to me on the screen and it cut straight back to this part, now screaming a bit. This happened twice. Then the video quality was all messed up. It went black, then for about three quarters of a second it went sideways. I closed it off there and just when I did that, every light in the room exploded and went out. And my friend's TV was all staticy and turned itself off. The only things that were still working were our laptops. We were all frozen in fear as about 5 seconds later, the lights came back on, even though they exploded. The actual rod in the bulb producing light worked and turned itself back on again. I went home after that. I also haven't heard from my friend since then...
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Evilheavy

SO I WENT ON EVILBAY THE INTERNET SHOP FOR EVIL THINGS AND FOUND A GAME CALLED DAH ORAHNGE BAWX THE SELLER DID NOT GET ANY VOTES SO I BOUGHT IT THE BOX CAME 2 DAYS LATER I OPENED THE GAME AND PUT IT IN MY XBOX WHEN I STARTED THE GAME THE ONLY GAME WAS AN SELECTION CALLED EVILHEAVY I SELECTED IT. THE GAME STARTED AND HEAVY WAS STANDING THERE ON A ROOFTOP. I MADE HIM JUMP BEACUASE HE SIAD HE WAS BULLETPOOF! WHEN HE HIT THE GROUND HE SAID THE MOST DISTRIBING THING MEDIC! MEDIC RAN OVER TO HEAVY AND SHOT HIM WITCH MADE HIM BETTER FOR SOME REASON HEAVY GOT UP AND SAW SPY SPY HIT HEAVY WITH A COW. HEAVY FELL DOWN AND SPY RAN OVER AND STARTED JUMPING ON HIM. HEAVY SAID ITS AN GOOD DAY TO BE... GAINT MAN! THEN HEAVY GREW TO AN IMMENSE SIZE AND ATE SPY WHOLE. A CUTSCEAN STARTED ENGINER RAN UP TO THE SCREAN AND HIS HELMIT FLEW UPWERDS TO FLOAT OVER HIS HEAD THE HE SAID "NOPE" AND HIS NECK GREW TO MEET HIS HAT THEN THE XBOX BURST INTO FLAMES
DAH END!
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Evilpig.pig

I got a game. But it blew up. So then I bought a pig. I later taught him to dance. Then someone turned it into a Gif who cares though. But den, i got another pig. dis pig was evil. i am on pigs side though because i love pigs. but he fot i like bacon so he try to kill me. he threw nife at my face but it missed B-cuz he has hooves. he want to hurt me but i dont want to hurt him because pigs are awesome and will someday take over humans, so i respect and love dem. but den da evil pig ran up to me and bit my leg off until it bit my leg OFF. den i cried. den i threw up and the evil pig got disgusted and went away for a while. den good dancepig showed up and used a magical healing dance on me and i was fine. i needed to tame dis evil pig, sinse dere was no way to defeet it. so me and Dancepig went to find Evilpig. First we must find my ipod do, because Dancepig can only use fightdancing when he has music. But Evilpig stole it so we needed to find a temporery weppon. fer sum reson dere was a Pig-Translator in my pocket.
Dancepig: lol english, use da gun!
Meh: okays
so den we chased da Evilpig with a gun and i shot him ,but since he is so powerful he was only slowed down, so i quickly retrieved my Ipod and begin playing caramelldanson and Dancepig started to fly as he danced. But den the Evilpig started to dance. I didnt even teach him to dance
Meh: oh noes the dancing is combatting our dancing!
Dancepig: im an awesome dancer
Evilpig:im an awesomer dancer lol
den the dancing began to become more epic, so epic that disco balls began to appear and lazers blasted through the air. and den Dancepig danced a lazer into Evilpig, and he was blasted back down den i looked to see if he was still evil and it was a taming lazer so he was good. den patrixx was all like "wait dis cannot be sweet ending"
Meh: yes it can
Patrixx: no
Meh:yes
Patrixx:no
Meh: dis is my trollpasti so iz over good
Patrixx:nooooooooo!
Meh: too late iz over.
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
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Evolution

Hmm, nobody seems to remember. We were told it was a new day, but it was a great one. It would change us forever. How right were we...?
__NOTOC__
==Unknown Date. Possibly 1000 BC==
Something's not right. It looks like us but it's not like us at all. I can just see it. All the evil, lies, deceit. Why does nobody else see this? Why does nobody listen?
==Unknown Date. Possible 500 BC==
It's grown. It's bred. This is bloody fantastic. There's gonna be more of them soon. I can just picture it. All of them walking around. Their evil... their... stink spreading, flooding this beautiful planet. It makes me sick right to the core.
No... stop. I can't think like that. That would make me like them.
==Unknown Date.==
Well, this is fantastic; there are about 10,000 of them now. Great.
==Unknown Date.==
Holy—they've started attacking us! I knew they couldn't be trusted. I knew they were evil. I KNEW IT WAS A MATTER OF TIME UNTIL THEY CORRUPTED THIS PLANET. Now it's only a matter of time before they destroy it with their madness.
==1200 AD==
Right, I've barricaded myself into my house. Everyone is dead now. Their screams of terror I hear in the night. But it looks like I'm gonna be here for a while.
==1971==
It's been many generations since the massacre, but they've all calmed down now. I haven't changed though. I think they've spread to me. My emotion toward them, I've never felt this way before... DAMN IT!
==2011==
Well. My time has come to an end. This is the last note.
They called it perfect. I saw otherwise. I think they are starting to see their errors as well.
They said it was evolution.
They called it "human".
It's no longer worthy of that name. It wasn't evolution. It was destruction, death, lies, corruption and evil. All rolled into one simple species.
Whoever reads this, I leave you with this final note. Have you ever wondered about the origin of the phrase "Nobody's Perfect"?
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