Why Am I Getting So Upset

"Why Am I Getting So Upset" is a song by Rivers Cuomo, originally demoed in consideration for what would eventually become ninth album, Everything Will Be Alright in the End. Demos for the song were released as part of the digital compilation Alone XI: The EWBAITE Years beginning on November 20, 2020.
===Appearances===
*Alone XI: The EWBAITE Years (2020)
==Overview==
==Lyrics==
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|-|Ver. 10=
Paul’s got a mobile phone from 1832
He sounds like he’s talking through a burqa in Hebrew
Baruch atah adonai, can you hear him now?
Even the Hindu would kill a stupid cow
Gandhi only wanted to pray to Krishna 
But Pitchfork gave him a 2 and he got mixed up
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
I've got all the chances I can get
So why am I getting so upset with me?
Upset with you
Upset with them
What can I do?
I’m gonna trash all my Google documents 
Delete my calendar and claim self-defense 
God never liked to be called "God;" don’t call him that 
But why did he make Oasis have a vicious spat? 
Forget the tunes, I’m talking about two brothers 
The ??? found its way to make ???
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
I've got all the chances I can get
So why am I getting so upset with me?
Upset with you
Upset with them
What can I do?
|-|Ver. 8=
Paul's got a Pleistocene phone
He sounds like he’s talking on an ass bone in Hebrew
"Baruch atah Adonai" Can you hear him now?
Hinjews know exactly what he’s saying
Gandhi only wanted to keep praying to Krishna 
But Pitchfork gave him a 2, shook his confidence
Eighteen hundred bucks’ll get your foot inside the door 
Eighteen hundred bucks’ll get you in the door
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
I’m gonna trash all of my Google Docs 
Delete my calendar, shout out "Ecce Homo!" 
God never liked the name "God," so don’t call him that 
But why did he make Oasis break up? 
Forget the music; I’m talking 'bout the love of brothers 
Let’s hope they scattered some crumbs as they walked away
Eighteen-hundred bucks'll get your foot inside the door 
Eighteen-hundred bucks'll get you in the door
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Baby, baby, it's the PG Tips
Overloading all my microchips
Excuse me, I'll have just a couple more plums
'Cause I'm hungry
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
|-|Ver. 2=
Your funky dipstick, messing around
??? all over the town
You're trying to weasel out of the work
And what's this work that you should be doing?
Make enough for the time you blew it
It's easy; feint just a little bit more
You cost me eighteen hundred bucks to get another door
You cost me eighteen hundred bucks to get a door
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
I already wasted too much time going off
But I still keep trying to fix you
And make you do the right thing
At least you could say you're sorry
Offer just a little bit of money
You cheapskate
I'm sick of wasting my breath
You cost me eighteen hundred bucks to get another door
You cost me eighteen hundred bucks to get a door
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
...
I already wasted too much time going off
But I still keep trying to fix you
And make you do the right thing
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
Why am I getting so upset?
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==Known recordings==
==See also==
*List of Rivers Cuomo songs
==References==
Category:Rivers Cuomo songs
Category:Songs on Alone XI: The EWBAITE Years