Hotel marioz the 69th hotel

I WAZ INVITEDZ TO MARIO PARTY IN LAS VEGAS! THERE WERE BOOBIES AND ASS AND HORSES!!! I DECIDED TO PLAY SOME GOOD ASS SHIT SUPER MARIO BOOBIES WORLD!!! THEN I PLAYED SUPER MARIO BROS 3D! AND THEN I SAW A PHILIPS CDI WITH POOP ON IT!
i went to the philips and saw a hotel mario, i shoved the disc up the cdi's buttcheecks so it barfed on me, no worries that usually happens, i looked up in my dictionary how to work a hotel mario. it said you gotta take a dihharea on your best friend so i did. he left the party crying like a 2 yr old and got hit by a truck, the sexy thing was you were driving the truck with your dick but can't remember, and if your a girl! that means you were making out with evil patrixx!
any way i tried fixing the phillips cdi with a mallet but then it broke, so we got a new one and they "tought me how to use it" they scan boobies on it and it plays hotel mario.
it started with tits flashing on the screen as usual. then i get this sexy cutscene of mario and luigi walking with the 80's porn music dr sex, bowser laughs like a 3 yr old kid. then mario rips his clothes off and fucks a girl tree, luigi says I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA MUTHA FUCKING SPAGGETI!!!
peach then came naked and drunk and spaggeti flew out of her nipples and landed on mario and luigi's dicks. mario then got a note and said ITS FROM SHREK!!! the letter reads
DEAR MY OGRE MINNION
I HAS KIDNAPPED KING KONG IN ONE OF MY 69 SEXY HOTELS! I DEAR YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL THE GIRLS IF YOU CAN!
mario then says GET OF YO ASS LUIGI! WHERE FUCKING SOME SLUTS, and luigi says AND YOU GOTTA HELP US CHOOSE WITCH SLUT TO TAKE!, they went into the sexy girl tree the first hotel.
it had lights and everything and my goal was to fuck all the girls before the timer goes out, and the goombas keep shooting the girls so you gotta eat them, i fucked the last girl so mario started twerking, WTF?
mario escaped and burned down the tree with the princess in it, mario then said OOPS WE KILLED THE PRINCESS!
fin
i decided to play hotel mario 2 the 69 hotels are more hornier then ever!!! the dvd fucked the phillips cdi and it countinued, morton koopa was running with kingkong with both of there dicks out. mario and luigi are chasing morton in a salleen s7. luigi got a AK 47 and shot morton, then king kong landed in the powerless hotel, luigi said HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO SEE TITTIES WITH THE POWER GOING OUT?!
mario says MAGIC LUIGI!
the level started, there were dildos everywhere and the enemies were: ogre minions, nazi shrekz, evil patrixx jr's, flaming dildos and poorly drawn pineapples, i shut the last door so mario went into a room with a bunch of vibrators on at the same time, mario said AH HA! HERES THE PROBLEM! NO HOOKERS ARE USING THESE VIBRATORS! mario said YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY! ALL TOASTERS TOAST YO MAMA!!! the building then blew up, mario was in a coma, wario took place at this point. after beating the sperm bank hotel we were at Wendi's fetish party hotel. there were pigmasked naked koopas and shy guys with horse mask and i was like WHAT TYPE OF FUCKED UP MARIO GAME IS THIS?! then shrek came in naked with a chainsaw dildo and killed everyone, wario and luigi ran out and wendi's fetish party exploded in dicks, mario woke up and said STOP TOUCHIG MY JUNK! wario and luigi was confused because no one was touching his junk IT MUST BE A HORNY BOO! then they went to bowsers boobies hotel, they beated up bowser with dildos then went to final place, luigi said i that creepy shrek roar. it was shreks swamp!
shrek was naked and after fucking all the ponies (yeah there ponies now) the place blown up and king kong was saved BUT KING KONG WAS DONKEY KONG BUT HIGH ON CRACK!!! so mario and luigi beated up donkey kong with sticks , the phillips cdi couldn't take all the ogre's so the phillips cdi blowed up and a skeleton popped out with a funky hat.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Shrek
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:English Class Failure