Beta/Season 5/Election Results

===Decrees===
*High Filter passed with 39,656 votes and 26% of all decree votes.
** BLOOD FILLS THE TUB
** FOUR ARE DIPPED IN
** FIGHT FOR THE SURFACE
** A LADDER OF BODIES
** PORCELAIN CRACKS
===Blessings===
List of Blessings Results:
* Zombies, Run! Presents Horde Hallucinations blessed the Baltimore Crabs. 
** Improved the Baltimore Crabs' Baserunning by 17%
** The Crabs won with 29% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 140,246 votes were cast.
* Rollback Netcode blessed the Baltimore Crabs. 
** Improved the Baltimore Crabs' overall by 6%
** The Crabs won with 23% of the votes. They were the highest bidders. 162,553 votes were cast.
* Falling Stars blessed the Baltimore Crabs. 
** Improved Nagomi Mcdaniel overall by 20%
** Improved Forrest Best overall by 20%
** Improved Kennedy Loser overall by 20%
** Improved Pedro Davids overall by 20%
** The Crabs won with 5% of the votes. The Canada Moist Talkers were the highest bidders with 12%. 279,417 votes were cast.
*The Plan? Pitch from the Plate blessed the Baltimore Crabs. 
** The Baltimore crabs stole the best pitching hitter in the league, Axel Trololol from the Chicago Firefighters. They sent back Joshua Watson in return, who swapped positions to hitter.
** The Crabs won with 37% of the votes. They were the highest bidders. 94,721 votes were cast.
* Katamari blessed the Chicago Firefighters. 
** Improved the Firefighters' defense by 13%
** The Firefighters won with 7% of the votes. The Seattle Garages were the highest bidders with 17%. 121,810 votes were cast.
* Seduction blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. 
** The Jazz Hands stole the best hitter in the league, Nagomi Mcdaniel, from the Baltimore Crabs. The Jazz Hands sent back Holden Stanton.
** The Jazz Hands won with 2% of the votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 28%. 138,104 votes were cast.
* Fireproof Jacket blessed the Hades Tigers. 
** Mclaughlin Scorpler gained the Fireproof Jacket.
** The Tigers won with 8% of the vote. The Chicago Firefighters were the highest bidders with 47%. 16,864 votes were cast.
*Noise-Cancelling Headphones blessed the Hades Tigers. 
** Mclaughlin Scorpler gained the Noise-Cancelling Headphones.
** Note: Scorpler lost the Fireproof Jacket as a result of this blessing.
** The Tigers won with 27% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 6945 votes were cast.
* Flame-Resistant Foam blessed the Canada Moist Talkers. 
** The Moist Talkers have covered themselves with fire-resistant foam, and will be immune to incineration during .
** The Moist Talkers won with 8% of the votes. The Chicago Firefighters were the highest bidders with 15%. 15,724 votes were cast.
* Mutual Aid blessed the Dallas Steaks. 
** The Dallas Steaks' worst hitter, August Mina, and their worst pitcher, Conner Haley, swapped positions.
** The Steaks won with 7% of the vote. The New York Millennials were the highest bidders with 22%. 30,794 votes were cast.
* The Plan? Hit from the Mound blessed the Dallas Steaks. 
** The Dallas Steaks stole the best hitting pitcher in the league, August Sky from the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. The Steaks sent back Combs Estes in return, who swapped positions to pitcher.
** The Steaks won with 1% of the votes. The Breckenridge Jazz Hands were the highest bidders with 31%. 41,303 votes were cast.
* Keeping it Wavy blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints. 
** Improved the Kansas City Breath Mints' minimum vibes by 15%
** The Breath Mints won with 6% of the votes. The Hawai'i Fridays were the highest bidders with 22%. 96,370 votes were cast.
* Solidarity blessed the Hawai'i Fridays. 
** Improved the Hawai'i Fridays' max vibes by 15%
** The Fridays won with 29% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 40,454 votes were cast.
* Wax blessed the Hawai'i Fridays. 
** The Fridays have plugged their ears with Wax, and will be immune to feedback in .
** The Fridays won with 3% of the vote. The Hades Tigers were the highest bidders with 17%. 12,875 votes were cast.
* Bad Neighbors blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves. 
** Impaired the Mexico City Wild Wings' overall by 3%
** Impaired the Hawai'i Fridays' overall by 3%
** Impaired the Philly Pies' overall by 3%
** Impaired the Yellowstone Magic's overall by 3%
** Note: this blessing was applied after division realignment and affects the Mild Low division of the Mild League.
** The Shoe Thieves won with 2% of the vote. The Kansas City Breath Mints were the highest bidders with 18%. 26,067 votes were cast.
* Soul Swap blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves. 
** Randomized the pitching stats for the Shoe Thieves' worst player, Gunther O'Brian. 0 -> 2
** Randomized the pitching stats for the Shoe Thieves' worst player, Beasley Gloom. 0.5 -> 0.5
** Randomized the pitching stats for the Shoe Thieves' worst player, Beasley Gloom. 0.5 -> 2.5
** Randomized the pitching stats for the Shoe Thieves' worst player, Kevin Dudley. 0.5 -> 2
** Randomized the pitching stats for the Shoe Thieves' worst player, Snyder Briggs. 1 -> 0.5
** The Shoe Thieves won with 17% of the vote. The Unlimited Tacos were the highest bidders with 27%. 131,745 votes were cast.