nyuuzyou/wikis huggingface dataset:
3650: Odie's Mind 3

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
The third installment in my "Odie's Mind" series gives us a look into what goes on inside Odie's mind as Garfield once again kicks him off the table. Sometimes I wonder how much longer poor Odie will be able to handle Garfield's abuse before he snaps like a twig.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Odie is standing on the table. Contrary to popular belief, he does not get on the table because he's dumb. To him, it serves as a quiet thinking spot. Usually quiet, anyway. His stomach hurts a little from not being fed for so long, but Odie tries to ignore it}
Odie: I'm soooo hungry. I haven't had my breakfast or lunch today, since that stupid Garfield stole them from me
{It is then that Garfield appears, holding his paws out and grinning}
Garfield: Hi, Odie!
{Odie tries his best to be optimistic}
Odie: Is this the day he finally apologizes for all his abuse? {the thought makes him smile and wag his tail}
Garfield {smiling wider}: Great to see you!
Odie {starts panting excitedly}: Maybe he'll even play "fetch the stick" with me
Garfield {his expression changes}: But now, sadly, our visit must end
{Odie is very confused}
Odie: Huh? I don't get it! He just got here!
Garfield {melodramatically}: Oh, the pain of it all!
Odie: Hey... wait a minute {Odie slowly realizes what Garfield is about to do and becomes horrified} Oh, no... OH, NO.
{Before Odie has time to make a run for it, Garfield punts him off the table...}
SFX: BOOT!
Odie: AAAAAARRRGGBLBLBLBLBLBFIWKRTSKDKUTDKBFLSPEKSMAOSJ
{...and he lands hard with a loud...}
SFX: CRASH!
Garfield: Literally
Odie {off-panel}: Ohhhh... I think I sprained my leg that time! Why do I still keep putting up with that cat?!
Category:Muchacho1994
3651: Garfield: The Text Adventure

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{A black screen with text on it}
Living Room
You can see a mouse here.
Jon is here.
â€œA mouse! Get it!â€ Jon cries at you.
>wait
Time passes...
The mouse leaves.
"Garfield! You didnâ€™t even try!â€ Jon says.
â€œShow me a good mouser, and Iâ€™ll show you a cat with bad breath,â€ you think to yourself.
==Trivia==
This strip's transcript was hit with mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; the original transcript unaffected by mojibake is currently lost to the public due to this.
Category:Christopher Wickham
Category:Mojibake
3652: Garfield Plagiarises Peanuts Differently

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Based on SRoMG comics #721, #744, and #1025. When I saw the word "peanuts" in the original strip, I knew I had to do something Peanuts-related with it. It was either this or "Linus, did you eat the frozen pudding pops?". I chose this idea because (1) it'd be easier to make, (2) it'd be funnier, and (3) the other idea wouldn't get past the buffer.
Original Peanuts strip: 1950-10-02.
Original strips: , , .
==Transcript==
Jon: Garfield, did you plagiarize Peanuts?
Garfield: Well! Here comes ol' Charlie Brown!
Jon: You'll get us cancelled
Garfield: How I hate him!
Category:Muk
Category:Comic strip references
3653: Fear it, run from it, Monday comes regardless.

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield walks out of the house, wearing the Infinity Gauntlet}
Garfield: Good morning, morning.
Garfield: What a great day to be alive.
Garfield: Now I shall watch the sun rise on a grateful universe.
Category:Doomderp
Category:Comic book references
3654: spooky submission

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
who knew Hachiko's story was considered absolutely terrifying for dogs... yikes!
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
TV: {jingle}
TV: And now back to "Dog Horror Theater"
TV: Bye, Scruffy! See you tonight! {door slam}
{Odie is scared}
TV: {sound of clock ticking}
{Odie is biting his finger in stress}
TV: {more ticking clock sound}
{Odie still the same}
TV: {maximum ticking sound}
{Odie still traumatized}
{beats ad nauseum until the strip fades}
Category:monterrang
Category:Real world references
3655: Garfonauts

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
It's been a while since Psychonauts came out, but it's still a good game. When I saw Garfield's line in the second panel, I couldn't resist.
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strip: 2017-07-12.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Sasha Nein: What is that?
Sasha Nein: Ah, it's a really ugly lamp
{An extremely tacky lamp sits next to Sasha}
Category:Rennie
Category:Video game references
3656: Gardoz

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I'm extremely proud of coming up with the work-around for the original line...
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strip: 2015-04-26.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{The giant Gardoz head is addressing some people}
Gardoz: The gun is good...
{Cut to a close-up on Gardoz}
Gardoz: The Nixon is evil...
{Cut to a close-up on Gardoz's mouth}
Gardoz {spits out an NES Zapper}: Ptooey...
Category:Crazy56U
Category:Video game references
3657: Good News, Odie!

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: Good news, Odie!
Garfield: Jon is taking you to the dog park
{Odie is happy}
Garfield: After he takes you to the vet
{Odie is spooked}
Garfield: Where you will get lots of tasty food
{Odie is joyous}
Garfield: Because they need you to be strong when they get you fixed
{Odie is terrified}
Garfield: Oh don't worry Odie I'm just kidding
{Odie is relieved}
Garfield: You're not going to the park
{Odie is dumbfounded}
Category:Simon Winters
3658: Garfield Plus Another One of Disney's Live-Action Remakes

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I don't think I'm in the minority in saying that the Aladdin remake looks lousy. Or that Will Smith should not have been cast as the Genie. Or that the CGI Will Smith Genie looks creepy. And I'm pretty sure that the Genie in the original strip is intended to be a parody of the Genie from the original animated Aladdin, so I decided to whip this comic up.
The question is: is Garfield running away screaming simply because he thinks the Genie looks creepy, or because he thinks it looks creepy AND he saw the Aladdin remake and hated it?
Original strips: , , .
==Transcript==
{Garfield's stomach is growling}
SFX: Rrrrrr
Garfield: Boy, am I hungry. I need some sort of snack
{Garfield walks around the kitchen in search of a snack. Eventually, he comes across the cookie jar}
Garfield: The cookie jar! Perfect!
{Garfield takes the lid off the cookie jar, unleashing a bunch of smoke}
SFX: Poof!
{When the smoke clears, there is a creepy-looking blue CGI... THING that looks like a cross between Will Smith and a member of the Blue Man Group emerging from the cookie jar}
Genie of the Cookie Jar: I am the Genie of the Cookie Jar!
{Garfield just stands there, horrified}
Genie of the Cookie Jar: You have three wishes!
{Garfield is so terrified of the creepy looking Will Smith genie that he runs away screaming, confusing an oblivious Jon}
Garfield: ARRRRGH!
Category:MichaelSar
Category:Film references
Category:Jabs
3659: Oh pooh

==Explanation==
This strip makes the premise of the original Garfield strip even darker by making a single edit: whereas the original Garfield strip had the truck destined for the city pound, an environment in which Garfield could potentially survive, this strip has the truck destined for the slaughterhouse, which would certainly doom Garfield.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is falling}
Garfield: Oh pooh
{Garfield is caught by a net}
Garfield: Oh goody
{Garfield is in a truck, being transported to a slaughter house}
Garfield: Oh pooh
Category:MoJa
365: Birthday

==Explanation==
The 2001 strip started with Garfield telling us of the many challenges life offers; in this context, Garfield seeks to avoid those challenges by hiding.
The 2003 strip continued on from the first panel with Garfield thanking you for reading the comic, bringing in Jon and Odie as well as their and his 1978-style counterparts.
Now, it seems as though Garfield thinks the 25th anniversary of Garfield is a reason to hide.
==The author writes:==
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Garfield: Today is my 25th birthday and I want to thank you for reading me.
Garfield: And that's why I'm going to hide behind the couch.
Garfield: Don't tell life.
Category:DanielBT
3660: Hurting Cthulhu's Ego

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Inspired by SRoMG #3527 via a comment in the forum.
Cthulhu photos are by Chase Norton (one, two) and are usable under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.0 Generic (CC BY 2.0) license.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Brenda, meet Cthulhu
Brenda: Hi, Cthulhu
Brenda: Is Cthulhu a cat?
Jon: ...No
Cthulhu: Oh that REALLY hurts
Category:Jason Tank
Category:Literature references
3661: Same Joke, But Gay

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
There was a SRoMG strip sometime back (the number escapes me)* that changed Garfield's dialogue in the November 30, 1980 strip so he was attracted to guys, but they changed the joke at the end so the mysterious cat of Garfield's attraction was still Frank. With this strip, Frank is changed to Francine, so the joke is fundamentally the same as the original comic. But in this version Garfield is gay. Because reasons.
*[#2773, "Garfield Plus Diversity" -Ed]
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield spots cat}
Garfield: There's one cute chicky-boo!
Garfield: He could sharpen his claws on my hassock any time
Garfield: I wonder if he'd like to go to the big caterwauling on Elm Street tonight
Francine: Well, hello there, Garfield
Garfield: Oh, hi, Francine
==Trivia==
The editor's note within the author's note mislabels 2733: Garfield Plus Diversity as #2773.
Category:Jacob Huller
3662: Garnoma

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
When I saw #3483, my immediate reaction was to think of "Brain Power", a song whose lyrics have become somewhat of a meme on Twitch.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon {shouting}: AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U-JO-OOOOOOOOOOOO
Garfield: I love "Brain Power"
Category:Silasary
Category:Music references
3663: A slightly altered XKCDfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Mondays are named after the Moon.
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strip: 2019-03-20.
Original xkcd strip: 2012-06-25.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Screaming crowd {running from a giant Garfield}: XKCD!
Garfield {standing behind a podium, labelled with a "no Moon" logo}: We all hate Mondays.
Garfield: We're all working for the weekend. But our chains exist only in our minds.
Garfield: Calendars are just social consensus. Nature doesn't know the day of the week.
Garfield: My friends, we can make today Saturday.
Garfield: We can make it Saturday FOREVER.
Category:Abu Dhabi
Category:Webcomic references
3664: MoonField

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Have you ever seen the cinema adaptation of A Clockwork Orange? Well this comic made me feel it.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Doc and Jon are standing in the office with the Moon on the table}
Doc: I've psychoanalyzed your moon, Mr Arbuckle...
Doc: He's just fine
Jon: Great!
{Jon is carrying the Moon}
Jon: It's good to know you're normal, Moon
Moon: My friends call me Moon Unit
Category:Duebers
Category:Film references
3665: On This Date: South Africa

==Explanation==
On the date of this strip, June 1, 1994, the Republic of South Africa rejoined the British Commonwealth after 27 years of having left it. The vertically-stretched flag shown in the background of the second panel was adopted on April 27th of that year. It was designed by Frederick Brownell, then the State Herald of South Africa, and was chosen to represent the new democracy following the end of apartheid.
So if exciting things don't happen to Garfield, at least they happen to others.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield lies prone throughout this strip}</br>
Garfield: I wish something exciting would happen</br>
{Suddenly, a vertically-stretched version of the flag of the Republic of South Africa, adopted earlier that year, appears in the background for a moment}</br>
Garfield: Not to me of course...
Category:Nyperold
Category:Real world references
3666: Obvious Weezer Reference

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: There's nothing like a brisk morning jog in thermal underwear
Rivers {who is Garfield with Rivers Cuomo's glasses and hair}: Hmm, a thread
{Rivers pulls the thread continuously for 3 panels}
SFX: SLAM
Jon {who is trying to cover his private parts with his undone sweater}: VERY FUNNY, RIVERS
Category:grafield
Category:Music references
3668: No Sundays This Week in Schadenfreude

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Just some random Sunday strips of Garfield tormenting Jon, all shortened and no less sadistic than usual.
Original strips: , , , , , , .
==Transcript==
Strip 1:
{Garfield is sleeping}
Jon: ARRRRGH!
{Suddenly, Jon trips over him, spilling his groceries}
Jon: How many times have I told you not to lie in the middle of the living room?!
Garfield: I can't win
Strip 2:
{Jon carries Garfield's food dish to him, unaware he's about to step on a bell}
Jon: Here you go, ol' bu-
SFX: THUD
{Jon falls over with the food in his face}
Garfield: The service is average, the food is okay, but the floor show is spectacular
Strip 3:
{Garfield is lying on the table as Jon walks by. Jon falls down hard and takes some effort to get up and glares at Garfield}
Jon: I hate you
Garfield: I don't recall giving you permission to walk on my marble collection
Strip 4:
{Jon is lying down in his kiddie pool}
Jon: Kicking back and relaxing in my very own po-...
Garfield: CANNONBALL!
{Garfield drops down on Jon, much to the latter's horror}
Jon: GAAHHH
{A crater is formed where the kiddie pool was}
Garfield: That was fun! Blow it up again!
Jon: Kindly remove your foot from my nostril so that I may kill you
Strip 5:
{Jon is sleeping peacefully while Garfield frowns at this}
SFX: SHOOF SHOOF SHOOF
Jon: Alright! Alright!! I'll fix your breakfast!!!
{Garfield is revealed to have pulled both blankets and Jon's pajamas}
Strip 6:
{Jon stares out the window. Suddenly, the sash falls right on his lips as Garfield walks by. Garfield takes the opportunity to flap Jon's lips much to the latter's dismay}
Strip 7:
{Jon whistles as he prepares to enter the shower stall}
Garfield: COWABUNGA!
{Water comes rushing out as Garfield surfs on an ironing board and Jon looks terrified. They end up on the wall}
Jon: Why can't you bat at a piece of string like other cats?!
Category:Kavviyenta
3669: Carnivorous Lyman

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Yes, I am well aware this looks like total crap.
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strip: 2009-10-12.
Original strips: , , , , .
==Transcript==
{Lyman and Garfield are in a room. Garfield points angrily at Lyman}
Garfield: Lyman! You used my sandbox!
Garfield {jumping at Lyman, claws out}: THIS TIME YOU DIE!!
{Garfield and Lyman have a vicious fight}
{Lyman sits alone, covered in blood; Garfield's skull and fur are on the table}
Category:booknut
366: Jon's Point of View

==Explanation==
The original strip lets us see Garfield cheating on his diet by eating cake when Jon isn't looking. This edit narrows the panels where he does so by just showing Jon reading during those times. It also adds a panel of Jon reading between the penultimate and last panels; if we know what he was doing in the original strip, we can surmise that another bite is implied.
==The author writes:==
This is the 1997-11-16 comic from Jon's point of view.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
SFX: sip {Garfield sips a glass of water}
Jon: How's the diet going, Garfield?
Garfield: Very well, thank you.
{Jon reads his paper}
SFX: sip
{Jon reads his paper}
SFX: sip
{Jon reads his paper}
Jon: We wouldn't be cheating, would we?
Garfield: Whatever gave you that idea?
Category:Nottoostupid
3670: Garfield & Gwen

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Alternate universe in which Garfield has left his deadbeat owner, Jon, and found a much better life with Gwen.
I thought about editing what is now Garfield's dialogue in the last strip, before realizing that Garfield wanting to watch himself would be a satisfying punchline.
Original Intelligent Life strips: 2017-06-15, 2017-09-09, 2018-05-12.
Original strips: , , , , .
==Transcript==
Gwen: Well, Garf, I'm off to my date with Floyd. Here goes nothing. The time has come. Darn the torpedoes. Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
Gwen: I can't think of anymore quotes.
Garfield: You're stalling.
Gwen: I'm stalling.
Gwen: So, what do you think of the new cat food I got you, Garf?
Garfield {shocked}: Cat food?
Garfield {relieved}: Whew? I thought I accidentally ate some of my kitty litter!!
Gwen: So it's just you and me and a lazy Saturday night, Garf. What should we do? Movie? Music? Board game? All of the above?
Garfield: All of the above: "Garfield," The Stray Cats and Mouse Trap. Works for me!
==Trivia==
The links to the Intelligent Life strips no longer work as intended, as they now link to that strip's feature overview page on Comics Kingdom. The strips in question can be found directly on Comics Kingdom as follows: 2017-06-15, 2017-09-09, 2018-05-12. Comics Kingdom offers limited free access to their features; a subscription is required for unlimited access.
Category:Dr. Manny
Category:Non-Garfield comics
3671: Square Root of Garfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Originally, I was going to find Garfield's color hex code on AdobeÂ® PhotoshopÂ® software and try to find the square root of the hex code converted to a decimal number. I was at a loss as to find the square root of a negative number until an online search revealed that it's basically impossible to find the square root of a negative number.
Instead, I ultimately found the hex code for Garfield's orange presented here, #FF9701, which in decimal is 16,750,337. The square root of that number, rounded to the nearest integer, is 4093, which is FFD is hexadecimal. #000FFD is a dark blue color and I color corrected the rest of the strip until Garfield was as close to that dark blue color as possible.
Finally, I was originally going to do , but I found that it was very limited in color and wouldn't produce enough contrast or interest. I went back a few days and did this one instead, finding the square root reference very appropriate.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{the entire strip is shaded blue}
{title panel showing a fridge with magnets made to look like cutesy versions of Garfield, Odie, and Arlene}
{Jon and Garfield are at the store, paying for a bag of Cheese Doodles at the credit card machine}
Machine: Please swipe your card.
{Jon does so}
Machine: Would you like to donate a dollar to charity today?
{Jon presses an unseen button, meaning we'll never know what he hit; Garfield gets frustrated}
Machine: Enter PIN.
{Garfield gets angrier; Jon presses some buttons, most likely numbers, and we can't see them, so we won't be able to find out his PIN - smart actions, Jon}
{both Jon and Garfield are now grouchy}
Machine: Your total is $3.24. Is this correct?
{Jon presses a button; we still can't see what it is}
Machine: What is the square root of 324? Please show your work.
{Jon looks surprised while Garfield angrily stares at us}
Jon: ALL I WANT IS A BAG OF CHEESE DOODLES!
Garfield: DON'T WE ALL?!!
==Trivia==
This strip's author's notes were hit by mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; the original author's notes unaffected by mojibake are currently lost to the public due to this.
Category:Michael Jacoby
Category:Mojibake
3672: Garfrag

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Jon's mirrored position in the original strip suggested this. To be fair, his face actually was different; his mouth was drawn differently, for example.
In addition to the mirrored nature, I also liked Jon's confused expression. Also the aversion of eye contact is notable.
I used a Python program to make this, so it would not be slightly off (hopefully).
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon leans to the right (our left) with an upfacing right palm}
Jon {"/" denoting a new line, same speech bubble}: I worry / too much
{Jon encounters an exact duplicate of himself, but mirrored}
{either Jon or the second Jon (noJ) is in the last panel}
{We can tell it is noJ because he is mirrored, unless Jon quickly redid his hair, which is not likely to be the case since it was not noted}
{noJ leans to the left (our right) with an upfacing left palm}
noJ {with backwards letters} {"/" denoting a new line, same speech bubble}: Yrrow I/ hcum oot
{The strip is mirrored in the centre, by the way}
Category:Destructible Watermelon
3673: One Better

==Explanation==
This strip is part of an effort of intentional lazy edits designed to lampoon lazy edits; as such, it reduces the strip down to two panels, one-upping 2553: Tener Cuidado Con Lo Que Deseas by paring down the final panel from that strip, thus turning the mention of lazy edits into the punchline. This strip would be one-upped by 4160: One Even Better/Worse, which further pared down this strip to a single panel and single singular punchline, and thus continued the intentional lazy-edit trend.
==The author writes:==
My thoughts on seeing SRoMG #2553 were, quite simply, "I can do you one better." Also, note that I don't share Jon's sentiment: what the world needs now is love sweet love, not more lazy edits. I only do this because a series of 2 strips does not qualify as a "meme", and I share Crazy56U's sentiment of "Bedenke, was Du Dir wÃ¼nschst, es kÃ¶nnte Dir gewÃ¤hrt werden".
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: You know what the world needs more of? Lazy edits.
==Trivia==
The statement of Crazy56U's sentiment got hit by a mojibake error in a later site recoding effort; the original version of the author's notes unaffected by the mojibake is currently lost to the public as a result. The mojibake error did not affect the formatting code; the mojibake is properly italicized.
Category:Lubaf
Category:Intentional lazy edits
Category:Mojibake
3674: Like the Legend of the Phoenix...

==Explanation==
Garfield thought about exercising and then pudding.
This edit simply changes it to make Garfield think about pudding pops, which is a take on an old SRoMG meme of 2010.
The title references a lyric from a song called Get Lucky by Daft Punk.
==The author writes:==
#hadtobedone
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: {lying down} I'm thinking about exercising.
Garfield: Thinking about it... Thinking about it...
Garfield: Okay, I'm done. Now I'm thinking about pudding pops.
Category:Xineohp III Esq.
3675: Hot Pepper Eating Contest: Jon's Perspective

==Explanation==
This comic where Jon and Garfield eat hot peppers is based on Jon's perspective. The author removed Garfield's thought bubbles for this one.
==The author writes:==
I noticed in the "hot pepper eating contest", Jon responded to Garfield in the last panel even though he's not supposed to understand him. So I removed Garfield's thought bubbles.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{There is a cup of water between Garfield and Jon}
Jon: Hot pepper eating contest!
Jon: JalapeÃ±o! {Jon eats a JalapeÃ±o}
Jon: Habanero! {Jon eats a Habanero}
SFX: FOOM {Garfield breathes fire}
Jon: Then why am I not happy? {Jon is burnt}
==Trivia==
This strip's transcript was hit with a mojibake error in a later site recoding effort; the original transcript unaffected by mojibake is currently lost to the public due to this.
Category:Blahdalizer
Category:Mojibake
3676: Yankovictim

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
A "rap polka" thing just sounds like a very Weird Al thing to do.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Garfield, how would you like a nice treat?
Garfield: Lay it on me!
{Jon inexplicably turns into "Weird Al" Yankovic}
"Weird Al": It's sort of a rap polka thing
Garfield: Suckered again!
Category:Super SpongeBob 64
Category:Music references
3677: Just the way the story goes

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
What exactly was "it" in the song, anyway?
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Garfield! Come and get it!
Garfield: Come and get "it", he says
Garfield {walking over}: Exactly what is an "it"? Is "it" a hamburger? Is "it" cat food?
{Upon arriving, Garfield sees smiling Jon and a 45 copy of Badfinger's "Come and Get It"}
Garfield: Oh.
Category:Guan
Category:Music references