If Their Mothers Only Knew

If Their Mothers Only Knew is a slash multimedia fanzine. 
Media Monitor called it the "adult counterpart of Lions and Tigers and Zines, Oh My!". It accepted contributions from any TV show or movie except Star Trek, Blake's 7, or Man from UNCLE.
==Submission Requests==
From a 1992 submission request in Zine Scene: "Looking for contributions based upon any TV show or movie except for Star Trek, B7, UNCLE. Will be the adult counterpart to Lions and Tigers. Looking for everything from sweetness to hard-core. Send submissions to Peg Kennedy, The Good Witch (that's witch, not bitch, blimey!) of the West."
From a 1993 request for issue #2 in Bill Hupe's catalog: "... still looking for a few good submissions to round it out. Multimedia "/" fiction, if you're game would love to see a few fictional letters from your favorite character's mother."
==Issue 1==
thumb|left|front cover of #1, TACS
If Their Mothers Only Knew 1 was published in February 1993 and has 210 pages. 
The  art is by TACS, Baravan, JM McClure, and Todd Parrish.
The editorial ends with "PS. Coming, Mom!"
* Danse Macabre	by Aletha Wyndsor	(Equalizer)	 (3)
* Blue Eyes, poem by Khylara	(Man from UNCLE)	 (39)
* The Quality of Mercy	by Aletha Wyndsor	(Equalizer)	(40) 
* The Heat, poem by Khylara	(Man from UNCLE)	(83)
* Hunter Haunted, poem by Jatona Walker	(Professionals) (84)
* Love Potion #9	 by April Lee Murray	(Alien Nation)	(85) 
* Roses, poem by Jane Mailander	(Man from UNCLE)	 (reprinted in Reclassified Affairs #2) (95)
* The Princess Groom by Todd Parrish	(Princess Bride)	(99) 
* Dreams, poem by Khylara	(Man from UNCLE)	(106)
* Danger by Moonlight by Anna Parrish	(This story was later republished as original fiction after filing off the serial numbers, "Stablehand by day, dangerous outlaw by night, can the infamous Nighthawk afford the luxury of a love he cannot deny, or will it jeopardize everything he holds dear?" See sidebar ad here) (Professionals) (108)
* Alone After Star One, poem by Catherine Salmon	(Blake's 7)	 (141)
* Night Maneuvers by Mistral	(Equalizer)	 (142) 
* Mental image	 	by Mistral (Equalizer)	(154) 
* Russian Autumn Affair by Hephastian	(Man from UNCLE)	 (reprinted in Reclassified Affairs #2) (170)
* Where It All Began, poem by Jatona P. Walker	(Starsky & Hutch)	(209)
 
 
Image:iftheirmom1-1.jpg|from issue #1, Baravan (MUNCLE)
Image:iftheirmom1-2.jpg|from issue #1, McClure (Equalizer)
Image:iftheirmom1-3.jpg|from issue #1, Todd Parrish (Alien Nation)
Image:iftheirmom1-4.jpg|from issue #1, Todd Parrish (The Princess Bride)
Image:iftheirmom1-5.jpg|from issue #1, TACS (The Professionals)
Image:iftheirmom1-6.jpg|from issue #1, TACS (The Professionals)
Image:iftheirmom1-7.jpg|from issue #1, Todd Parrish (Blake's 7) 
Image:iftheirmom1-8.jpg|from issue #1, TACS (MUNCLE)
Image:iftheirmom1-9.jpg|from issue #1, TACS (MUNCLE)
 
==Issue 2==
If Their Mothers Only Knew 2 was published in April or May 1995 and contains 170 pages and it tape bound. The front cover is by TACS.
from an ad: "This second issue will be HOT off the press just in time for Mediawest. Look past the sweet, unassuming granny on the cover and you'll find generous portions of Romance, Sex & Danger." 
* A Quiet Weekend At Home by A. Virdon (Garrison's Gorillas) (12 pages)
* Listen to Me Softly by Khylara (Man from UNCLE) (poem)
* Second Wind by Doreen Tracy (Quantum Leap) (2 pages)
* To Thine Own Self by Doreen Tracy (Quantum Leap) (6 pages)
* Survived By by Linda Cornett (Man from UNCLE) (7 pages) (reprinted in Through Innocent Eyes)
* New Discoveries by Catherine (Blake's 7) (7 pages)
* Paradox by Khylara (Man from UNCLE) (poem)
* Strange Bedfellows by Lee Giorgos (Garrison's Gorillas) (30 pages)
* The Dream by Khylara (Man from UNCLE) (poem)
* By Default by Kyra Taylor (Equalizer) (77 pages)
* Momentary Dalliances by Lee Giorgos (Garrison's Gorillas) (7 pages)
* Corruption of Innocence by Hephaistion (Man from UNCLE) (22 pages)
==References==
Category:Multimedia Slash Zines
Category:1993 Zines
Category:1995 Zines