Pronunciation

Hāy, lük! Ū kăn rēd thĭs sĕn-tĕns wĭth-ŭwt mĭs-prō-nŭwn-sĭng ă wûrd! Prō-nŭn-sē-ā-shŭn ĭs thŭ prō-sĕs ŏf spē-kĭng. Wĕl, ăt lēst spē-kĭng thŭ wā Ī wänt ū tü spēk. Sĭns Ĭn-glĭsh ū-sĭs vŭw-ĕls, sûr-tĕn wûrds wĭl sŏwnd wērd. Wŭld ū ră-thŭr hăv ă tō-mā-tō ōr ā tō-mă-tō?Ĭn ă să-lăd ōr ă să-lĭd? Nō, ū kănt hăv bōth!
==Rēd-ĭng fōn-ĕh-tĭ-kăl-ē ĭn-hĕnsd tĕxts==
Ĭn ôr-dûr tü hĕlp thŭ rēd-ûr tü rēd stŭf wĭth thŭ kōr-rĕk prō-nŭn-sē-ā-shŭn, tĕxts kăn ūs thŭ fŏ-lō-ĭng nō-tā-shŭn... ōr ŭn-nŏn-sĕns.:
*Sĭl-lĭ-bĭ-fĭ-kā-shŭn
*Dī-ă-krĭ-tĭks:
**˘: Māks thŭ vŭw-ĕls shŏrt-sŭwnd-dĭd
**¯: Māks thŭ vŭw-ĕls lŏng-sŭwnd-dĭd
Kül ĕh? Lĕts trī ĭt ŭwt.
==Ĭn-tûr-nă-shŭn-ăl ĕnd lō-kăl dĭf-ŭr-ĕn-sĭs==
“Ö?” ū sā? Sôr-rē, Ī kănt ŭn-dûr-stĕnd whät ū r trī-ĭng tū sā. Plēs câl ă-gĕn.
===Cŏ-mŏn vâr-ē-ā-shŭns=== 
Bē-fŏr wē kŏn-tĭn-ū, lĕt's fäm-ĭ-lē-r-īz wĭth sŭm dĭf-ŭr-ĕn-sĭs bē-twēn mĕn-ē cŏ-mŏn vâr-ē-ā-shŭns. Kăn ū pĭk thü rīt wŭn? (10 pŏnts fōr ēch kōr-ĕckt!)
Ō-rĭ-gĭ-năl	Vâr-ē-ā-shŭns
a 	ā, ă
e 	ē, ĕ
y 	ȳ, ÿ
Hŏw wĕl dĭd ū dü? Ū gŏt 0 pŏnts? Ū wĭn ă prīs! Jŭst klĭk thĭs bŭt-tŏnThĕrs nō kăch, prŏmĭs!:
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===Wüt-wüt?===
X-äm-ĭn thĭs x-äm-pĕl:
:Yă, dĭd ū sē wăt hē sĕd ŏn hĭs wŏb-sīt?
::...Hĭs wăt?
:Wŏb-sīt.
::...Ī thĭnk ū mēn “wĕb-sīt.”
:Y dōn't ū wrīt ă-bŭwt ĭt ĭn yōr blăg?http://xkcd.com/148/
Wē kăn klēr-lē sē thŭ kŏr-ĕck ūs ŏf prō-nŭn-sē-ā-shŭn.
==Prō-nŭn-sē-ā-shŭn ĭn mē-dē-ă==
Wĭth-ŏwt prō-nŭn-sē-ā-shŭn ĭn mē-dē-ă, whät wüd wē spēk?
===Tē-Vē===
Lĕts ă-plī ŭw-ûr nŏw-lĕdg ŏf prō-nŭn-sē-ā-shŭn tŭ Tē-Vē. Frôm ă pŏp-ū-lûr Tē-Vē sēr-ĭz, Thü Sĭmp-sŏns, thŭ līn “We're just going to garnish your salary.”
wĭl bē tŭrnd tū:
Găr-nĕsh mī sĕl-ĕ-rē? Hŏs jō-kĭng? Ō, Ī dōnt ŭn-dûr-stĕnd whät yôr săy-ĭng — ĭt äl sŭwnds sō krā-zē tü mē!
Hī-lâr-ē-ŭs!“Ī äl-sō āt thü mĕs hē lĕft ŏn thü rŭg. Ū hûrd mē!”
===Büks===
Büks. Whĕn wäs thŭ lăst tīm ū rĕd ă bükRēd a bük, rēd a bük.? Wă-kă, wă-kă, wă-kă, wă-kă, wă-kă. Büks, ŏr bīnd-ĕd prĭnt pā-pûr mē-dē-ă, cŏn-tān ă lŏt of hō-mō-nĭms. Nō, rē-lē — thā dü! 
Wĕl, ĕn-ē-wā. Ī gĕs thĭs frās, “Run like the wind.” (whĭch ū mŭst hăv bĭn — ûm, bēn kŏn-fū-sĭng tü ū) wĭl bē rē-wrĭt-ĕn ăs
Rŭn līk thü wīnd.
Hă-hă! Trĭkd ū.
===Kŭm-pū-tĭng===
Ŏn thĕ Ĭn-tûr-wĕbs, prō-nŭn-sē-ā-shŭn ĭs vĕ-rē prŏ-blĕm-ă-tĭk. Ă lŏt of ū-sĕrs kŭwn-fūs thŭ prō-nŭn-sē-ā-shŭn ŭf mĕn-ē wûrds. Ă-gĕn wē ūs thŭ mĕth-ŏds ă-bŭv tū pŭt ĕn ĕnd tū thĭs.Ĭt's rē-lē ä-nô-ĭng. Ĕspĕ-shăl-ē thĭs pûr-sŏn.
Plān Ĭn-glĭsh 	Wĭth Prō-nŭwn-sē-ā-shŭn
Ubuntu Linux 	Ü-bün-tü Lē-nŭx
Microsoft Windows Vista	Dŭ-bĕl pān, ĭn-sŭl-ā-tĕd vĭs-tă wĭn-dōws
Uncylcopedia 	ĬN-VĬN-SĬ-BĔL R-TĬ-KĔL? NŌ, ĬS ŬN-SĪ-KLŌ-DĂ!
==Kŏn-klŭ-shŭn==
Trī thĭs ăt hōm, kĭds!Dōn't trī thĭs ăt hōm, kĭds! Ūs thēs mĕth-ŏds fōr:
*Măth prŏ-blĕms — dōnt nō hŏw. Ō wāt, yōr rĭt-ĕn sĕn-tĕns. Dōnt fōr-gĕt ĭt ōr ū lüs mărks!
*Ĭn-glĭsh ĕs-sās — ă-māz yōr tē-chŭrs wĭth pŭr-fĕk prō-nŭn-sē-ā-shŭn!
*Sī-ĕns lăb rē-pōrts — băl-ĕns ē-kwā-shŭns!
*Ŭn-sī-klō-pē-dē-ă!
==Rĕf-ûr-ĕns-s==
==Sē äl-sō==
*LŌLCĂTs
*Mē fāl Ĭn-glĭsh? Thăts ŭn-pŏs-ĭbĕl.
*Ĭn-glĭsh tū Ă-mâ-ĭ-kăn Dĭk-shŭn-â-rē
*Ĭn-dē-sĭ-shŭn (Māk ŭp yôr mīnd)
==X-tŭr-năl lĭnks==
*Prōn kē
*Ä-nŭ-thûr prōn kē
*Wī-kī-pĕ-dī-ā
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