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ICarly Lost Episode: CarlySamFreddy.avi

iCarly is a program that aired back in 2007. Seriously, iCarly is like my favorite TV show. Every time an episode airs, I would watch it and wouldn't want to miss a single bit of it.
Well, let me tell you guys a story about an iCarly episode that never aired, and that I stumbled upon.
==The Story==
I was sitting on the couch watching television. I couldn't find anything good to watch so I went over to my computer. I was about to go on the internet, until a video got uploaded onto my computer. It was called, "CarlySamFreddy.avi". It took me a few seconds to realize that it was a video. I didn't have time to watch it because it was 4:00, and I promised my mom I would help her with something at that time.
Three minutes later, I completely forgot about the video. I spent eight hours doing boring stuff, when there was a video waiting to be watched by me. It had become 12:00, which meant that it was getting late. I was about to hop into bed, when I suddenly remembered the video.
I ran over to the computer and clicked on the video, but it didn't play. I clicked on it five more times and it still wouldn't budge. I clicked on it one more time and it finally started to play. When it began, some words that said, "iCarly Season 5, Episode 2.5" appeared on the screen.Apparently, it was an iCarly episode. It probably takes place between Season 5, Episode 2 and Season 5, Episode 3, considering that 2.5 means two and a half. The words vanished into darkness. Suddenly, a little girl started to come out of the darkness.
I was surprised to see that it was Carly. I noticed that something didn't look right. There were strings attached to her arms and legs. Her legs weren't even touching the floor. The strings were carrying her as she ran. It was kind of creepy. It was like she was a string puppet, but she looked like a real person. Suddenly, a high pitched scream came out of the loudspeakers. It scared the life out of me. I fell to the floor. I got up and saw something scary on the computer screen. It was the face of a puppet. The face was absolutely horrific. It started talking.
Its voice was very deep and distorted. Its eyes were very hyper-realistic. They looked like they were human eyeballs glued to my computer screen that were staring at me. I couldn't understand what it was saying. I was very frightened. I called the cops. I quickly ran into my room and locked the door. I could still hear the puppet's scary voice. The voice stopped when somebody came into my house. I quickly burst out of my room. It was the cops. I looked at my computer screen. It was cracked and broken.
The next day, I was trying to translate what the scary puppet face was saying. I finally finished translating it. It appeared to be speaking Russian. In English, it appeared to be repeating this sentence, "In 2 years, I am going to get you."
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ICarly Lost Episode: Last Show

iCarly is a weekly program very popular on the internet. I went to the iCarly webpage to look at some episodes, but I found an episode that seemed strange. The episode was called "lastshow." I pressed play.
This episode starts the same as always.
Then, the scene goes to the iCarly studio. Freddy says the usual "IN 5, 4, 3, 2..." and the scene changes to the ceiling of the studio where I can see a hole that constantly expands...
Carly, Sam, Freddy and Spencer try to close the hole, But something falls at Carly really fast, I couldn't see what it was since there was no pause button and I was at full screen mode. The screen goes black for 1 minute and 14 seconds and the scene goes to Spencer crying on the sofa in the living room, first there's a take of the whole living room (from the left) and Sam comes in through the kitchen door.
Sam comforts Spencer telling him it was an accident and he shouldn't mind it. He keeps crying and Sam, laughing, goes to the studio.
Freddy and her are at the studio, checking the equipment for the next episode. This following episode would be a presented only by Sam. Freddy again said "IN 5, 4, 3..." but before he said "2", the same thing that happened to Carly, happens to Sam and it's once again too fast for me to understand what happened.
The camera goes back to Spencer, now crying even harder.
In a short scene (only 3 seconds) Freddy appears screaming, puts a gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger all very fast. Spencer goes to the kitchen door. The camera keeps pointed to the kitchen door for 4 minutes and 3 seconds. Then, the episode finishes, fade to black.
The next thing I remember seeing really made my heart hurt and tears form in my eyes... The text on my computer screen read after the clip ended:
In Loving Memory
Fredward "Freddy" Anthony Benson
1994-2011
Later that same evening, I found out that Carly and Sam miraculously survived, which made me cry happy tears... But who is going to replace Freddy?
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ICarly was a revolutionary show

iCarly was one of the most revolutionary shows ever to grace this Earth. It was the pinnacle of Nickelodeon's creative talents and hard-working actors to make a truly stunning show which would capture the hearts of millions. There have been absolutely no criticisms of this show, it is unflawed and perfect, in fact, IMDB has only 10 star reviews for this show. The comedy used is genius, never being repetitive and always using new gags to entertain the respectable audience. iCarly revolutionized the TV market, with jokes and ideas no one had ever seen before, like recounting the lives of famous fictitious teenagers' lives and milking out a show for a few years. They are always full of witty jokes and hilarious situations, and the character development is brilliant. I would tell everyone I know about this show, but sadly I have no one to talk to because I'm a lonely reviewer on the Internet who makes no money and lives in their mom's basement watching iCarly everyday and moment of their lives. Overall, I'd give this show an 11/9, because it is of a much higher quality and perfection than even the likes of Seinfeld. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go ship Spencer and Gibby together on Fanfiction.net.
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ID 08433906

"You were destined for a purpose weren't you?"
I stuttered small streaks of breath out. "I... I guess... yeah."
"We all are. Do you know what you are destined to do?"
What a strange question. I was talking to somebody I barely knew. All I knew was I was trapped in ropes, bars and spikes. I thought I saw something eerie in the corner of my eye but I didn't catch it. I couldn't even move my head. I was tied down to a wall, being interrogated by some stranger.
"I honestly don't think I'm destined to do anything now that I'm tied up like this."
"No, you do have a big purpose. You have large shoes to fill; you will change the world one day."
I heard the pacing footsteps stop for a second. I felt a little uncomfortable like he was staring at me intensely. "Well, maybe not all the world."
"What do you mean...?" My heart was beating so hard against my chest, it felt like a beast trying to escape.
"You know what they say?"
"Who is 'they'?"
"They say to chase your destiny in the young ages."
"I don't see how that's relevant."
"I can help you chase your destiny, you know."
"I still don't know what the hell my destiny is yet."
"I will literally rip apart all the bone and marrow inside your pathetic life system, tear out all your flesh and shove down your own throat."
"What the—what on earth? Seriously, where are you getting at?"
"I love you."
"Please let me free."
"No, I love you too much for you to leave."
"If you love me, you will tell me why I'm here and what my destiny is."
"Okay fine. Your destiny is to die."
I think at that moment he said 'die' I felt a rusty pitchfork begin to stab its way into my back swiftly. I tried to scream but something was covering my mouth. Once it was inside me, it slowly twirled around, stirring my organs, spilling my blood everywhere. It was like a waterfall, except without the water. Just layers and layers of blood. My stomach made its way up to my heart, and I passed out. I heard the long, demonic scream yell in its high-pitched voice.
How am I writing this you ask?
I'm not the one who survived it. I didn't write it either. I found it in your ash pot. I should be asking you how you're living.
Or was it even you, the reader? The reader is out there somewhere, and he knows of himself and his stories. Hopefully I see him. Hope.
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IM1DEAD YouTube Videos

this is creepy okay this video called DEad is mostly mess up in the opening it's weird and shit if you watch you will go what the fuck but at 0:24 you will see a dead girl but shes alive you can tell if you look good but then it gets even more weird you will see a heart at 0:35 then it looks like parts from the ring then it cuts
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ok here's the video IMDEad
this is one has alot of weird things in the thing you can see the text saying I M DEAD it stays like that for a few secs but then it says you will die then you see smile dog then the video ends ok final video this one is not like the old ones its call THE CODES this one is full with texts ok heres what it says and it has weird music but here what it says
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JOSH
WHY DID YOU HURT ME
CAN YOU BREAK THE CODES JOSH
25 15 21 11 9 12 12 13 5
CAN YOU FACE THE TRUTH JOSH
IF YOU DONT BREAK THE CODE EVERYONE YOU CARE A BOUT WILL GET HURT
GOOD LUCK JOSH
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DEATH IS HERE JOSH
I GIVE YOU A YEAR TO BREAK THE CODE JOSH
IF YOU BREAK THE CODE IT WILL GIVE YOU THE PASSWORD TO THE ACCOUNT SO YOU CAN KILL THE ACCOUNT
I M DEAD
and that's the end O_O
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IMG 421

I browsed my computer, looking for shit to do and such. Looking through some of my old picture, I noticed a peculiar sight. A folder with a blank name. My curiosity was aroused, so I clicked on the folder to see what was in there. There was nothing but one picture, "IMG_421". I hesitantly clicked on it, not knowing what to expect. The picture opened, I thought my eyes were deceiving me. A hyper realistic Mike Wazowski was being dismembered by Sulley. A black background behind them as hyper realistic bl0d shot out of Mike's eye socket. Sulley looked mangled, stretched, it disgusted me. His bones looked as if they were crushed. Mike's leg, mutilated in mid air, send chills down my spine. I attempted to close out the picture, traumatized, but fucking Windows Photo Viewer refused my command. I minimized the photo, trying to forget what I just saw. I closed out every program and prepared to shut down my computer, until I saw the gruesome sight of Sulley's penis being severed by a hyper realistic axe. Blood poured all across the bottom of my screen. I grabbed my katana and unplugged my computer. I threw it out of my window, then I jumped out of it, drop kicking the computer and then breaking my ankles. Upon my landing, I chopped the computer into 7 pieces, and then burned it. I suffered from 3rd degree burns on my pee pee, and the doctors had to sever it with a battle axe, just like Sulley. After this experience, I don't think I want to remember this moment. I'm gonna overdose on Flintstones Vitamins tonight. Tell my mom, "fuk u".
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INVASION OF THE LITTLE TRASH MEN

It was a nice and hot and soggy day when my sister screamed at the top of her lungs that there was a larva on the ground. I told her to pick it up. And then I went downstairs and was greeted by not one but sixty nine maggots writhing on the ground. Our kitchen was spotless as always thanks to our OCD mom. So why the fuck were there larvae on the ground?
I picked one up with a square of tp (I know I shouldn't have wasted it) and squeezed it. I was used to squishing sugar ants so I didn't expect it to pop with a disgusting ass squelching sound like a tiny little grape. I felt so nauseated.
"Get out of me house you little fly eggs" I yelled. I didn't know when there were flies in the house to even do the hanky panky but apparently we've got a whole-ass fly brothel in our house.
I vacuumed them and cried because it was disgusting. So far I've only seen one maggot since that incident and the rest are writhing around in our trash bin.
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ISeeYou

Jenny was very excited to get her new iPod Touch, little did she know, buying things on the Internet is not the smartest thing to do, she never wanted to buy things off the internet. But it was the only way Jenny could get her new iPod. She got her iPod in the mail. She opened the box to find a seemingly brand-new iPod. She used it for hours on end, making it her new favorite thing. Oh boy, was she stupid.
The man who sold her the iPod had it linked to his computer, so the front facing camera always had a live feed linking to his computer for him to view. She used it so much, and boy did she give him a show. She used it naked. She used while singing. She used it while eating. This pervert was enjoying himself so much.
One day after two months had gone by, she no longer used the iPod as much. This upset the man. So he linked his iPods camera to an app on her iPod called iSeeYou. Now, when she looked on that app, she'd see out of his camera.
He waited outside her house until she opened the app. She saw herself, through her bedroom window. This scared and confused the girl. She looked out the window to find the man pointing his iPod camera at her. He laughed, then got in his car and disappeared. This is not the first, nor last time this man has and will do this. How do I know? I am that man.
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IT123

I sat on ROBLOX, playing fun little games. I saw a reference to a camp game, it was well-built from the image. I decided to enter.
"Whoa, cool!" But a GUI popped up, it said
"BAD IDEA. LEAVE NOW." I didn't follow what it said.
Another popped up.
"GO NOW, YOU'LL BE TRAPPED LIKE ME." I heard it say, but with a voice. My speakers were off.
I started sweating, worried.
The player list disappeared.
"Oh god..." I tried to sit up, but I couldn't move. A player showed up. Just a normal little fellow. His name was IT123. Weird.
It said something weird.
"YOU'RE IT." My computer screen went black, then showed a picture of my mom.
I heard a scream, then ran to the kitchen.
My mom was dead.
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ITALIAN SPIDDERMAN LOST EPISUDE

SO I WUZ AT DIS FLEA MARKET AND DERE WAS DIS MISSIN EPISUDE OF ITAQLIAN SPIDRMAN SO I BAUGHT IT AND I PLAYED IT. IT HAD BLOD AND GOAR EVERYWHERE AND I POOPED MY PANTZ!!!!!
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
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ITSME.avi

Hello, my name is Jacob, i got the horror game "Five Nights at Freddy's". I turned the game on. Then instead of Freddy Fazbear in the title screen, it was Golden Freddy. The title was now "IT'S ME!" i started the game up, it took place in the office as usual but golden Freddy was in the Office. I was still looking at him and he didn't kill me. I put up the camera and the still image of the "IT'S ME" flashing screen on every camera. I went back to see that the "CELEBRATE" poster has Golden Freddy instead of Freddy Fazbear. Instead of the squeaking noise, it was a sound of a girl laughing when you discover Golden Freddy. I looked at the camera again and it went straight to the Show Stage. It wouldn't let me switch cams, Instead of Freddy Fazbear, It was Golden Freddy in his place, sitting down, dead looking, all the animatronics in the cam was looking straight AT ME. i was so freaked out at this point, i put down the camera to see that it went to the Golden Freddy death screen, then the game crashed. I saw that a file opened called "ITSME.avi". i freaked out. It was a 10 minute loop of Golden Freddy doing a Freddy Fazbear animation with beeping and ticks in the background. The video was blurred, had a film grain, it was brighter than i thought. The game restarted and went to Custom Night mode 1 9 8 7. I couldn't switch the numbers so i went straight to 1987 mode and i started next to the pirate cove, The pirate cove opened to reveal Golden Freddy, he was looking at me, he then does his death sound and then the screen went to a black screen saying "GAME OVER" with Sonic CD US Game Over music in the background, Then the game crashed. i was scared and i decided to restart the game, but it would always go to a screen with Golden Freddy death animation with the death sound before the title screen could show, I decided to delete the game from my steam and forget all about it.
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ITWASYOU

I can't believe what happened. What you did. How you did it. If you have the time, then read about what you did. Murderer. I loved her. Like a kid loves their stuffed animal. Even more than that. It's love that you cannot explain. And you destroyed it. Like a beast with a vengeance. But there wasn't one. Everyone loved her. Nobody could ever hold a grudge against her. I can't believe what happened. What you did. How you did it. We had a son. A daughter. And now I have nothing. You took them from me. I loved them. Like a kid loves their stuffed animal. But more. More than you can imagine. More than possible. I can't believe what happened. What you did. How you did it. You don't know the feeling you get. When all you love is gone. Especially her. I loved her. More than imaginable. But you ruined it. It was you. It was always you. Everyone loved her. Everyone. Except you. You never did. I never hated you. but you hated me. I never knew why. But you did. That's why you did it. I never hated you before. But I cannot help it anymore. What you did. I can never forgive you. I had a family. We all loved each other. But you ruined it. I can't believe what happened. What you did. How you did it. You don't know how it feels to be alone. Forever. After what you did. You don't know how it feels to wake drenched in blood. Sirens blaring. My children crying. After what you did. Nothing will be the same. They took my children. They took my life. Imprisoned it. I will never forget what you did. Or what happened. They took my children. They took me. Now I will be forever be here. The asylum. Waiting. Waiting for a time that never seems to come. I can't believe what happened. What you did. How you did it. Now all I love is gone. Forever. And all because of you.
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IT WAS PHONE

/B/ WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY
I HAVE STORY I WAS AT HOME
I WAS GO TO SLEEP WHEN TIRED
BUT WAKE UP BECAUSE AT DOOR!!!
I GO TO DOOR!! I OPEN NOBODY WAS THERE!!!
IT WAS FONE
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I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO CLOWNS

SO IT REMEMBER WHEN I WAS SO MUCH YOUNGER LIKE TWO YEARS AGO SEEING DISNEY PARADES AND BEING DEATHLY AFRAID OF THE CLOWNS, SOMETIMES I'D EVEN SHIT MY PANTS, I REMEMBER THAT PEOPLE WOULD ALWAYS ASK ME TO "STOP SCREAMING" OR "STOP SHITTING MY PANTS" OR "STOP COMING TO DISNEY EVERYDAY BY JUMPING OVER THE FENCE, AND SERIOUSLY YOU'RE 35 AND YOU DON'T HAVE CHILDREN WHY DO YOU COME HERE?" BUT THEY NEVER UNDERSTOOD. RECENTLY SOME PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO DRESS UP LIKE CLOWNS AND TERRORIZE PEOPLE. SO AS SOON AS I HEARD THIS I LOCKED MYSELF IN MY HOUSE AND BOUGHT ADULT DIAPERS JUST IN CASE. BUT ALAS, MY JOB WAS AN ADVERTISER FOR MCDONALD'S ON THE STREET SO I WASN'T SAFE, THEY WERE OUT THERE, AND IF I DIDN'T STOP THEM I COULD DIE. SO I WENT TO THE HALLOWEEN STORE AND BOUGHT A DRAMA MASK FOR NO REASON, I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T BUT LIKE A FACE MASK OR ANYTHING, AND A BASEBALL BAT SO I COULD DO SOME CLOWN BUSTING.
SO ONE NIGHT, WHEN MY PARENTS WERE ALSEEP, I WENT OUT WITH MY DRAMA QUEEN MASK AND BASEBALL BAT AND WENT OUT IN MY BICYCLE THAT HAD A CARD IN THE WHEEL SO I COULD SOUND COOL. I WENT TO THIS ONE PICNIC SPOT AND FOUND NO ONE THERE, THEN I SAW THIS ONE COUPLE, MAKING OUT ON THE GRAS, SO I CREEPED UP TO THEM AND STARTED WATCHING THEM, BUT NOT IN ANY CREEPY WAY JUST TO LIKE, HELP THEM. THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, A CLOWN APPEARED IN FRONT OF THEM "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" THAT HIGH PICTURED SHRIEK DIDN'T COME FROM THE WOMAN, IT CAME FROM ME "PLEASEDONTHURTMEILLDOANYTHINGFORYOUIPROMISE!!!" "ARE YOU SHITTING YOUR PANTS?" THE CLOWN SAID, IN A NORMAL VOICE "WAIT WHAT? YOU'RE NOT A CLOWN" THE. I PROCEEDED TO BEAT HIS HEAD IN, THEN I KILLED THE COUPLE MAKING OUT, THEN I BIKED AWAY AND THE I SAW ANOTHER CLOWN MEH I DON'T CARE, I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO CLOWNS
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I AM ANNOUCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reoccurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotional gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING
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