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Google Talk

Google Talk is the world-leading communication service launched by a group of unknown students in the United Spades to give some popularity to their related search engine. Because they record any conversation taking place via their service, rumours spread that this whole Google thing is in fact organized by American secret services such as the KGB and the CIA, with the sole purpose of winning the War on Tourism.
==Community==
Google Talk has created an enormous community of enthusiastic people wasting their bandwidth every day, just to stay in touch with the idols of the Google Talk community. This community is often believed by outsiders to be the first step towards Communism in the United Spades. The red 'a' in the logo of the service is obvious enough to indicate they are on the right track.
The idols of the Google Talk community are very hard to reach for outsiders, and thus no objective information on them is available. Members of the community state that they are "the best thing since kitten huffing". Some research done on information from conversations learns that these idols can type at a rate of 712 keystrokes per minute, to keep up with all their fans in the community.
==Context sensitive Advertisements==
In a major technological breakthrough, Google has extended the context sensitive advertisements to Google Talk. GMail users however, will be familiar with the very relavant ads that appear along with their emails. In Google Talk, relavant ads are displayed on the chat windows when its voice recognition system traps relavant keywords. 
==Merchandise==
To satisfy the needs of the community, Google has launched the Google Shop to spread merchandise to all the members of their community. The sole purpose of this shop is to spread the word and make one big army of Zombies out of the community. Once this army has grown to the size of about half the total population of the Earth, something which is scheduled to happen in 2012, it will be used to throw over the existing government of the United Spades to convert the nation to a nation of communism. It is yet unknown if they want to spread Communism over the rest of the world.
CIA (Communal Integration Apple) has captured the leader. It is said that the leader has the biggest contact list ever. All the world's underground is in his arm reach.
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Google Toolbar

"De parvis excretis grandis acervus excretum erit."
  (Translation: "Out of many things that are shitty, a great heap of shit will be formed.")
::~ Google Toolbar: Help|About dialog box
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The Google Toolbar is a discontinued ubiquitous browser add-on that currently stands accused of one of the most heinous crimes ever conceived of by mankind: Fucking up Splaka's computer.
==The Evidence==
Uncyclopedia detectives found this activity log under the pillow of the deceased. It had been printed out on an Epsom salt-matrix printer, and there were bloodstains. Whew boy were there ever bloodstains.
* 08:11, 18 Nov 2005 Splaka attempted to uninstall Google Toolbar. 
* 08:12, 18 Nov 2005 Splaka found that Google Toobar remained, and Kazaa had been installed as well.
* 08:13, 18 Nov 2005 Splaka attempted to uninstall Google Toolbar and Kazaa.
* 08:14, 18 Nov 2005 Both programs resisted removal, and Splaka found his computer now launched Gator every time he pressed the s key on his keyboard.
* 08:15, 18 Nov 2005 Splaka attempted to uninstall Everything 
* 08:16, 18 Nov 2005 Splaka's browser was hijacked and kept going to the site Lusty XXX Porn Pygmies From Namibia. Google Toolbar, Kazaa, and Gator remained active.
* 08:17, 18 Nov 2005 Splaka attempted to turn off his computer.
* 08:18, 18 Nov 2005 Splaka was cautioned by his computer that things would be bad for him if he tried that again. Computer also confirmed installation of VirtuMundo and Gargafx.
* 08:19, 18 Nov 2005 Splaka attempted to move away from the computer.
* 08:20, 18 Nov 2005 Splaka's mouse cord wrapped itself around his neck. Computer began displaying popup images from the Man-To-Man Love Overdosed On Viagra site. Simultaneously computer installed W32/Rbot-UG, Lassa.exe, and wuaucrlt.exe.
* 08:21, 18 Nov 2005 Splaka's phone began ringing. The lights in his house went out. The computer began playing System of a Down's "Revenga" at double-tempo through his speakers.
==Investigation==
Google Toolbar has denied any complicity in the case. Tests determined that the bloodstains were from lusty XXX Namibian pygmies. Uncyclopedia detectives suspect they were planted by the notorious VirtuMonde program, as Splaka was hysterical and could do nothing but repeat "Tiny heinies! Tiny heinies! Tiny heinies!" over and over. The deceased, being deceased, did not comment.
==Trial==
Google Toolbar was found guilty on all counts and sentenced to uninstallation. The verdict is currently under appeal, but the chances of the verdict being overturned appear to be infinitesimal.
==See Also==
* Google
* Google (company)
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Google Video

==What is Google Video?== 
Google Video is the latest in a series of unoriginal innovations from Google, the multi-billion dollar company founded by Sirgay Page and Larry Brin. Google Video brings Google one step closer to their ultimate target of world domination by allowing users to view streaming footage from any webcam in the world or the underworld.
==How have they done it?==
Besides very carefully, Google, being the majority share-holder of the Internet since 2003, have legal access to all information stored on any machine, appliance or person with an Internet connection. This includes classified Pentagon files, the entire You've Been Framed archive and, indeed, streaming webcam footage/audio. In recent years hackers have become increasingly commonplace and certain computer-users have decided to installed 'firewalls' in a attempt to stop hackers from re-arranging their desktop icons and impersonating them on MSN Messenger. Google has managed to bypass this inconvenience by using a combination of spyware, blackmail and indecent exposure.
==Google Video's introduction==
Use of Google Video is gradually becoming more widespread and in an independent survey of 'Mind-Numbing Activities', conducted in December 2005, the public rated it 3rd out of 20, beaten only by 'Watching Paint Dry' at 2nd, with 'Big Brother' at the top-spot. Although some webcam users are opposed to what Google is doing, others have realised that they can use the service to stage their own 'shows'. Popular acts include un-interesting footage of family members, lame guitar solos, stupid lip-syncing to crappy euro-pop and hour long web-casts of nerds playing 'World Of Warcraft'. Several Google Video users including Victoria Beckham and rock sensation, McFly, have been launched into show-business through their online antics, as Google Video becomes an increasingly used as a recruiting ground for talent scouts.
==The future of Google Video==
Sources say that at the end of 2004, 1 in 10 households had a webcam, and by 2060 this figure is expected to double if you multiply it by 2. But how is Google planning to use Google Video to aid their domination of the planet? Rumours hint of plans involving several goats, the Google Orbital Death-Ray and extravagant amounts of Chinese take-away, although sources can be described as 'non-existent' at best.
==See also==
*Gmail
*Google
*Google Earth 
*Google Talk
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Googol

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Gopher Party

The Gopher Party is an American “anti-everything” joke party dedicated to making life for political campaigners as hard as possible. Like real gophers, members of the party have a goal to undermine, uproot and dig our holes ever deeper. A Gopher’s main meddling method is “uprooting” and removing all campaign signs in sight.
There are two types of sign-removers out there. A “Yoinker” is different from a true Gopher in that a Yoinker is a mere vandal: a Yoinker intends to hinder only one major party, while a Gopher’s goal is to fuck up both major parties. A true Gopher sees Yoinkers as “frenemies”.
A Gopher uproots campaign signs because not only is it fun to do but it pisses off people who take elections way too seriously and provides room for other third parties to enter the political scene. The Gophers also plan to make a political party that’s actually fun, just like a real party.
Alright, so you say the Gophers will never get anything done? Well, what is your vote worth? Also basically nothing!
== Methods of Uprooting ==
It is recommended to purchase a gopher suit (or other rodent suit) to hide one’s identity while “uprooting” signs. It is also ideal to work at night, when cranky old people won’t complain.
Campaign signs are general removed by yanking them out of the ground with one’s hands, or if possibly, by kicking them out of the ground. One may dispose of signs by:
* Folding them up
* Ripping them apart
* Throwing them in bushes
* Throwing them like frisbees
* Dropping them off cliffs and into ravines
* Shoving them in trash cans 
* Sticking them in holes, rain gutters and dark tunnels
* Merely leaving them on roads
* Collecting large amounts of campaign signs and selling them as Halloween decorations (since they are, of course, most abundant in October.)
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Gophers are encouraged to find their own creative ways to make sure that everyone loses, because removing campaign signs gets boring after a while.
Make sure to solely advertise the Gopher Party online, because if you made signs for the party, people would remove them as well, and that would be incredibly ironic. And remember to slander both the Democrats and the Republicans as much as you can.
== Slogans ==
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure this is legal… right?”
“I just hope they both lose.”
“Uprooting your dreams. Gnawing at your future.”
“Finally, a cause we can all stand for.”
“You actually care about legitimate issues in this country? That’s kinda cringe, bro.”
“There can be only one pest ‘round here!”
“Gopher it! Yeah, we’re cringy, we know.”
“We don’t know what we're doing, but nobody else does anymore.”
“Building a Sign-Free Future”
“Gopher’s our name, libel’s our game.”
“CIA? Deep state? Russian hackers? Illuminati? Yeah, they’re all our besties.” 
“Chewing Down the Foundations of a Dying Nation”
“Fucking everything up is a human right.”
“Screwing with everything since, uhh… 2024.”
“I have no idea who any of these people are, but I wish them all a horrible next few weeks.”
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Gorilla Grams

The Gorilla Gram standard is a monetary system in which a region's common medium of exchange are represented by the exchange of one item in it's direct relation to the standard and unwavering value of a Gorilla Gram. The Gorilla Gram standard is not currently used by any government. 
==History==
The Gorilla Gram standard is one of the oldest forms of currency and is believed to have been brought to planet Earth by the Ancient Order of Tootsie Roll Farmers, specifically David Hasselhoff, upon their departure from the star planet system Hersheys.
The Gorilla Gram was first introduced as a system of currency in Ancient Greece by Plato. He theorized in a little know theorem thesis that all government financial issues could be eradicated by adopting the new standard. At the time of his writing though, very few people knew what a Gorilla was and could not comprehend the value. Instead, a majority of countries adopted the Golden Age Superheroes standard.
In 1901 as World War I prevented the growth of gold on trees, Muhammad the Prophet Superstar proposed an introduction of the Gorilla Gram standard. Franklin D. Roosevelt though had planned to install Illuminati banks and invoked Godwin's Law against the Prophet Superstar, immediately ending any discussion on the topic.
==Modern Usage==
Modern Drunkard and Financial Know-Nothing Alan Greenspan has recently called for the re-introduction of the Gorilla Gram standard. With deepening depression denominations on the fall, an effort is underway to study, review, table, send to committee and possibly replace the Federal Reserve Bank with the Dazzling Ape Bank.
==Conversion of Gorilla Grams to other Currency==
In an effort to Educate the American Populace, the U.S. Commerce and Funny Hats Department has issued the following conversion chart. It is broken down into currency that any standard, public education drop-out, American can understand.
Unit of Measure 	Conversion Rate
1 Gorilla Gram 	$125 USD
1 Gorilla Gram 	125 Pizzas
1 Gorilla Gram 	∞ LOLs
1oz Gold 	0.125 Gorilla Gram
1 Sack of Tater Bites	1 µGorilla Gram
1 Tater Bite 	8 Tater Bits
==External links==
*µGG - a forex site specfically for Gorilla Grams
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Goth Poem

I could never prose as Wilde,
 
for I am merely a Devil's child.
Yeah his quotes
 
are as legion, 
like unto my demon.
-Pathetic Goth Poet foaming at mouth and painting nails black 
==Rules Of Writing A Gothic Poem==
All Goth poems must meet a strict set of standards laid out by the International Gothic
Poem Committee. These rules are described here.
===Rules concerning the author===
* You must be pathetic.
* You must be suffering from an inflamed clitoral castration.
* You must have zero perspective
* You no longer have to be on drugs because they are not considered to be post-modern. 
 Timothy Leary is dead, 
 flushed into space 
 He sucks filthy remnants
 of your black soul
 A succubus screams
 and Timothy crys 
 like a little girl. 
 
* You must practice some form of witchcraft, self-mutilation or continuously hit self in head (preferably with a hardbound Norton Anthology of Oscar Wilde quotes.)
* Kitten huffing is not to be practiced because it leads to happy thoughts.
*You may channel the spirit of Oscar Wilde or Edgar Allen Poe if you wish
*Some Goth Poets are also humosexuals
===Rules concerning the subject material===
One of the most important rules concerns the subject material of the poem. Allowable
subject categories are as follows:
* You may write about how much your school sucks.
* You may write about how much of an individual you are.
* You may write about how only Marilyn Manson truly understands you.
===Rules of the Goth Poet's Craft===
* You may only write on waste paper with a black crow's feather dipped in blood.
* If you are using microsoft word, you may only use a red gothic font in a black text box with brass thumbtacks superglued to the keypad, point up.
==Examples of Goth poetry==
 I.
 "How my blood curdles, When my satan jumps hurdles,
 And how my heart pumps, As my lucifer jumps,
 I'm frozen in time, as he crosses the line, 
 Only Silver For My Beloved Beezlebub
 But I Still Bleed For You"
 II.
 "Satan sat on a chair, eating an emo's hair,
 he coughed up a lot, then sat down and chucked,
 All over the Satanic Bible"
 666.
 NB It was Bjorkenheim, 
 Elvin King phD that beat him.
 Under the dead tree they fought
 bled and died 
 The crow picked remnants
 of eyes and cock
 tearing through flesh
 with a hook of crooked beak
 Spawn of Satan.
 SATAN
 My SWEET SATAANNnnnnaaaggggghhhrrrahhhhhhh...
Category:GothCategory:Poetry
==Also See==
-Goth Poetry
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Gothic metal

Goƒic metal
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The Author L. D.
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Gothic metal is gothic rock with the ability of producing albums which can be heard in complete. Gothic metal was invented by Paradise Lost, an English band which is known for their legendary album Gothic, and for releasing the first coherent Cure album in history, Believe in Nothing. Gothic metal is known for its Beauty and the Beast style, in which clean female (or sometimes homosexual male) vocals are combined with dirty male vocals.
==History==
===The Goddamn birth of Gothmetal, and shit===
Goth fucking metal is the after-motherfucking-birth of doom ass-licking metal and death pussyraping metal. Those are the slowest and the fastest motherfucking genres in metal, and in music in general. When those two are combined together, what you get is music which is both slow and fast. How is it even fucking possible? Music is defined by its motherfucking tempo. It's like going to McDonald's and waiting for 2 motherfucking hours like someone is slow-motherfucking-cooking for you pork chops in red wine. So the sole purpose of Goth metal is to annoy the shit out of you, until you just want to nuke the entire Gotham city to motherfucking dust. It just sucks every motherfucking shred of Goth out of your body, and makes you an un-fucking-goth motherfucker. That's what it does.
===The breakthrough===
As mentioned above, gothic metal is basically the HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm, with the Larry/Leon dynamics. You could also say that gothic metal is Uncyclopedia: a Wiki website (fast) which slowly recovers you from Wikipedia.
===Future of motherfucking GM===
Wait, are you telling me that I am currently creating goth mutherfucking metal as I write this article? This idea is a mind blowing cocksucker! So you're telling me that Uncyclopedia will do to Wikipedia what Goth metal did to goth rock? It's gonna FUCKING KILL IT? Shit!
We better make this article the best motherfucker ever written.
==Characteristics==
Gothic metal uses a Beauty and the Beast approach, meaning that it is the most romantic metal genre.
===Goth rock===
Goth metal is known for NOT being goth motherfucking rock, exactly like Marilyn Fucking Manson.
==List of notable gothic metal bands==
*Paradise Lost
*Gay Division
*Virgin Black
*The Cunt
*Within Temptation
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Category:Music genres
Gourmet Paper

Gourmet Paper (Also known as edible toilet paper, edible bog roll or eating paper) is a delicacy from Japan that became popular in Australia amongst Japanese Immigrants, the delicacy itself is commonly used it as an ingredient in many dishes, such as Chocolate gourmet paper. Gourmet paper is often eaten as a snack, however it's also used to make Spring Rolls. Gourmet paper itself resembles Toilet rolls however, they actually taste good.
==History==
The history of gourmet paper dates back to the Japanese food era (食物, fuudo). It was invented by (READICTED). In Japanese, it was called Shit Take because it was literally a shit take where everybody used to to wipe their ass, and then proceed to eat it. Later it was used more as a food than an ass-wiping tool. The dish became popular amongst WW1 and WW2 Soldiers, where they were given as Military rations that also double as toilet paper. During the economic crisis that ensued the 2nd world war, it was commonly eaten due to the food shortages in Japan.
In modern day, Gourmet paper is popular amongst people of all kind, including Your Mom
==How is it made?==
Do you really want to know? Do you Really Really want to know? Do you Really Really Really Want to know? Do you Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really want to know?
Well then, i'll warn you, it will leave you traumatized for the rest of your life, so here we go:
(READICTED)
==Uses==
Gourmet paper is used in many ways, mostly it is just eaten straight away off the roll, however there are methods of cooking it, such as deep frying it to form a crisp which many Indians in yotube comments sections misnterpate as Papadams
==In Popular Culture==
Red Dick from the Filthy Frank Show is a character who craves for gourmet paper, he is seen constantly eating it and brining it along as a snack, even thought Papa Franku disapproves of it.
==External Links==
*same thing but shitty taste
*Japanese man consumes toilet paper
Governator

The Governator is the most awesomest ruler ever. And no, your opinion doesn't matter.
 
In the Year of Darkness, 2003, the ruikklers of the Republican party devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the future by changing the past election. The plan required a candidate who felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'THE GOVERNATOR.' 
He was created out of Austrian Monocle Polish by George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan as a God-Fearing Republican and a Moran based on Evolution and New Math. He ruled by using Fascism and Doublethink. He loved Women and liked to huff kittens with David Hasselhoff and Goldie Hawn. One day, he became pregnant and gave birth to Tubgirl. Many believe he might have choked on a sausage. 
The Governator is the Supreme Emperor of the State of California. Also referred to as "The Artist Formerly Known As Ahh-nuld", he dictates with an iron fist and represents all that is frivolous and surreal about the state. His "Three Hummers in Every Garage" initiative was well-received at its implementation, but gained criticism from those residents with one- or two-car garages (the current conversion is 1 Hummer = 2.4 cars). However, the garage-repair industry soon boomed. This event, along with the release of Governator II, put him back into favor. Part III garnered further praise, although this is mostly attributed to the fact that we wanted to see how the whole thing ended and if he would really say "Hasta la Vista" again. This high public standing is striking when contrasted with many of his contemporaries, who made less-notable accomplishments such as embezzling money, getting caught and going to jail, all of which took valuable profits for the same activities from the private sector. Many other governors were simply boring and nobody in their right mind would pay ten bucks to go see them. Noted by some as an Austrian muscle doughboy, he ruthlessely rules the dictatorship of California which harsh blood tax (in which he feeds his muscles) and has Saturday as a mud harvest day- this is where the movie writers get there ideas from: fresh crap!
This fact has been taken advantage of by some of The Governor's up-and-coming competitors (including Oprah), but their downfall is inevitable and will be presented in sequels, Governator 2: Judgement Running Deal Day in 1991, Governator 3: Rise of End of Days the Destroyers in 2003, Governator IV: Explosiapalooza 3-D in 2009, Governator V: Collatteral 6th Day of the Sabotage and Escape Plans Last Stand is Genesis in 2015, Governator 6: Killing Maggie and Aftermath Erased with True Lies of Drunk Fate in 2019.
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