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Custard

Custard usually appears as a pale yellow semiliquid, commonly eaten with an adapted spoon, and is usually found on top of a dessert or bottom of a trifle. It is thermoplastic, thixotropic and lactoid. It is said by some to be edible.
Custard is made from milk, buttermilk, butter, milk and sugar. Formally only produced in very large refineries, it is now possible, due to the wonders of technology, to buy custard powder at pharmacy stores in quantities less than 4 tonnes and prepare it in your own kitchen. Custard is also gathered in its natural form by wiley Africans from the Rift Valley, and is last year's largest export from Zimbabwe. Scottish folklore records it is to be found at the bottom of Loch Ness, being the principal food source of the Loch Ness Monster.
Taking account of differences in dairy cattle used and the variations in recipe from the major industrial complexes(Bird's, Cadbury and Pfizer), the relative molecular mass (Mr) of custard varies between 82 and 83 units, making it lighter than lead but heavier than most air.
A solution of custard dissolved in a minimum of water exhibits the unusual property of increasing strength according to the force exerted upon it. This property was exploited in the 1930s as a component of bullet-proof glass and push-up bras, but since the invention of perspex and silicon gel, its use in this area is now confined to the poorest regions of Russia. It also allowed for custard-soaked rusks to be used instead of bananas at the 1956 Adelaide Banana Olympics.
Custard has been shown to be highly addictive, and is suspected of being a gateway drug leading inexorably to excessive consumption of eggs, milk, and the deadly white powder, caster sugar. Secondhand custard has been linked to global warming and the decline of blancmange, but studies have been repressed by the US government. The head of the FDA, a major shareholder in Bird's, has denounced the earlier reports as inaccurate and based on bad science and faulty statistics. 
Custard is usually yellow, but under certain circumstances appears fluorescent under black light. When exposed to the correct musical tones from glass harmonicas, it will explode.
Custard is also used in the manufacture of custard blankets and custard furnaces. It has also been used - with varying success - as an Office Space Wall Connection system, first invented by the infamous, yet widely respected, Dynamite George.
Custard was used by many former Soviet states as a cheap power source before the discovery of the Fusion Kitten
==See also==
*Custard Funk Spankers
*Pudding
*Bill Cosby
*Teletubbies
*The Loch Ness Monster
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Category:Weapons_of_Mass_Destruction
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Cut

Cut is the process by which one of something becomes two, or one becomes something with a big slice in it. 
==Theory and Early Experiments==
Cutting was originally discovered in 48 B.C. by the Greek philosopher Play-Doh, who postulated that all objects were composed of a combination of smaller elements, and that if you cut any object with a sharp enough knife, you could eventually separate the elements into their separate and pure states.
This controversial theory was finally put to the test in 45 A.D., when the Roman Senate cut Caesar Agustus into tiny little pieces in an attempt to see what elements were necessary to create a good emperor. The experiment failed when the ex-sailor Bluto accidentally cut through Agustus's water element, creating hydrogen and oxygen, and baffling the assembled senators.
Similar experiments were conducted throughout the Dark Ages in Europe, when the Catholic Church attempted to cut Satan out of people it had determined were heretics. While no "Satan" element was ever discovered, the overall effect of the widescale experimentation was a significant decrease in heretics, so the experiment was deemed a partial success.
==Cutting as a Political Tool==
In the late 1700's cutting was used by the Les Miserables to separate the heads of the pampered French aristocracy from their bodies. French physicist Robert Guillaume invented a device specifically for this purpose, called the autoclave, which eventually simply became known as the "Guillaumetine."
==Technological Advances==
After much failed experimentation, in 1923, patent office clerk Albert Einstein invented a way for light to separate small particles into even smaller particles, resulting in the creation of so many new particles there was no place left to put them, so he invented parallel universes.
==Other Developments==
In 2004, actress Meg Ryan (above) starred in the motion picture "In the Cut," in which she receives oral sex for approximately two minutes because the director, Quentin Tarantino, forgot to yell "cut." 
Additionally, scientists have determined that if you cut apart a quark with a beam of charged photons, the resulting sub-atomic particles will have oral sex for approximately .006 seconds before vanishing into a parallel universe.
See also:
* Rome
* Einstein
* Band-Aid
* Sweeney Todd
* Cute
*Knife
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Category:Physics
Category:Philosophy
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Cyan

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The colour cyan is remarkable for being absent from the real world. Seeing cyan is a symptom of being in an inverse world and/or Wyoming.
==The cure for seeing cyan==
There are many ways to cure seeing cyan. Some people claim that this is not really a disease, but who's going to listen to anybody who only plays Starcraft all nights. This is indeed bullshit, because the colour used in Starcraft is Teal, not Cyan. Some success has been claimed by psychotherapy and various related treatments, but the results have been inconclusive. The surest procedure for treatment is as follows.
Before you start, drink a can of beer. Save the can. This is important.
Remove the eyeball from its socket. Wash as usual. Then, make an incision with a razor blade, preferably near the optic nerve, unless you are going for the wifi method. Even then, don't cut the cornea. That may lead to blurry vision.
Pour the vitreous humour to the can. Hopefully you didn't drink the whole six-pack or you may be drunk enough to drink the humour too. If that happens, acquire more humour by some means.
Now, grab hold of the eyeball and carefully turn the eye inside out. You will need tweezers for this unless you have abnormally small hands or a large eyeball. Make the optic nerve to go out the incision, unless you're doing the wi-fi installation procedure for optic nerve ends instead.
Pour the vitreous humour back into the eyeball. You may need a funnel for this unless you have large eyeballs. If you run out of humour, just read some jokes from the Internet. It's not that serious. Sew the incision. Allow two weeks for recovery.
Note that this is nontrivial operation. That is why being drunk is recommended for ensuring a smooth operation.
In severe cases it may be necessary to turn the entire head inside out. This procedure is best left for trained surgeons. Ensure that they are properly drunk before the operation. The operation is not easy even for trained personnel.
==See Also==
* Amogus
* Sus
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Cyber Sodomy

Cyber Sodomy is an act that derives itself from the concept of cyber sex, however, the level of interaction is greatly different, since, when webcams are commonly used, one participant acts as a receiver and the other as the giver.
Thus, when engaging in Cyber Sodomy, the giver is tasked with instructing the receiver as to what actions to take, by assuming that they are actually with the other participant.
==Conversation Structure==
The conversation itself is generally informal, however, a light session of fisting usually comes first as dodz explains from experience, although many are unable to physically force their hand into their anus without breaking their arm a feat achieved by Moshman117 on three separate occasions, they got help from Emma because she's kinky and thus common alternatives, such as a chair leg, computer speaker, computer mouse, scissors, television remote, stapler, or whatever happens to be lying around are utilized as acceptable alternatives.
This then progresses onward, with the giver issuing a greater number of adjectives and verbs in the course of the conversation, in order to portray the experience as realistically as possible.
==Variations==
There are a number of variations of the act of cyber sodomy, some of the more popular taking on a Dogging-related theme, as a number of people gather in a public space, whilst being dictated to as to what actions to perform on themselves and each other (occasionally at the same time) via a mobile phone, although a number of complications have been known to occur after Freddy Mercury participated in such an event, and resulted in becoming incommunicado after the phone was irretrievably lost in the ass of another member of the group as a result of a somewhat overly creative idea.
Some however, prefer to take part in this group variation in the privacy of their own home or office, usually after a business lunch or boardroom meeting - Japanese businessmen find this a preferential form of respite after such a meeting, and many recommend engaging in Group Cyber Sodomy via webcam, whilst broadcasting to a paid 'Sodo-Master' who barks instructions at various intervals.
Occasionally, these encounters may yield an episode of coprobursting.
==Societal Response==
Much of society appears to have reacted to the new sexual deviation positively, as it was recently disclosed that many of the attendants of the G8 summit partook in a light bout of Cyber Sodomy; broadcasting the event to Colin Powell.
Publicly however, many have claimed to shun this deviant behaviour, although in truth, many of those are believed to merely be repressed and simply not comfortable with releasing their true desires.
==See Also:==
* Masturbation
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Cyber warfare

Cyber-warfare is the action of attacking another country's internet capability. Often used by Mother Russia to smite her enemies since the collapse of the USSR in 1991 (which is a palindrome year). Russian cyber-warfare attacks have devastated Georgia's connection to the internet, which was the biggest cause of Georgia's defeat in the Olympic war they had in 2008.
==Does cyber-warfare actually have a point?==
Yes it does. Without access to teh internets, a nation's angry bloggers will not be able to tell the world about how crap their lives are, thus crippling the country's economy. As a country's economy collapses, its enemies can then pwn its army as replacement troops will not be able to be used. Some rather stupid people use the internet to store all their personal data and if this data was erased during a cyber-attack would no longer know their own name or address. Some countries also use teh internets to store their data about their army, navy, airforce, fire brigade, police and h4x0rz network. Cyber-warfare's greatest success came in August 2008 when Russian hackers changed an email sent to the Georgian army from the original, 'All units must prepare to fight against any and all Russian troops entering our country.' to the version that actually reached Georgian troops 'Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb South Ossetia' thus giving the Ruskies an excuse to invade Georgia.
==Is there a defence?==
So far, the British government is the only world government to employ any sort of defence against cyber-attacks. Any hackers attempting to launch a cyber-attack upon Great Britain or her colonies will immediately be RickRoll'd by the cyber-warfare department of the British army. 
Many African and Latin American countries however have an even better defence against Cyber-warfare - extreme poverty. Countries such as Argentina cannot be harmed by cyber-attacksas they are too poor to afford an internet connection, even a crappy one like tiscali. Zimbabwe is also unable to get internet connectivity, as although even child beggars in Zimbabwe are multi billionaires, Zimbabwean Dollars aren't accepted anywhere else. Papua New Guinea has a completely unique method of defending against cyber-attack - it |doesn't have a civilization.
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Cybering

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==Beginner's Guide==
Cybering is relatively simple, assuming that you're intelligent enough to figure out which hole it goes in in the first place. You just type out what you're doing, wait for a response, and then type out what you do after that, wait, and so on.
Taking turns and not butting in is important, unless you're doing a necrophile roleplay. Would be kind of pointless to wait a while just to hear "I'm lying there motionless and dead, just for you baby".
We'll not go into the rest. You should be smart enough to figure the rest out. Use your imagination.
==Hidden Truths about Cybering==
Even though there is no actual physical contact, researchers say that it is still possible for the "Electric Union" to result in Progeny. However, these children are a mutation of the Internet, and appear to be mentally retarded in speech. However, these creatures do have plans for universal domination outside of their own realm of the internet. 
These creatures go by the name of Lolcats, and have been the subject of many government coverups over the past 20 years.
Another issue about cybering is that it contributes to spreading the sexually transmitted disease Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. This, oddly enough, is also associated with Lolcats possible attempt at world domination, due to its abbreviation of "Ca.T.S.".
==Famous Cyberers==
*Bloodninja
*You (I SAW YOUR AIM LOGS!!! FREAK!)
*Tom Cruise
*Your Mom
*The guy next door
*Half the people on MMO's.
*the lonely ol' men in the night, with nothing to do
*Who isn't?
==Conclusion==
Hold on, I'm busy with someone on AIM. I'll finish this when we're done, I promise.
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the lonely people in the night. with nothing to do.
D&D

D&D may refer to:
*Deaf and Dumb
*Death and Destruction
*Death and Disability
*Defile and Despoil
*Denial and Deception
*Divorced and Desperate
*Drug and Disease
*Drunk and Disorderly
*Dumb and Dumber
*Dungeons and Dragons
*Dead and Dapper
*Disfigured and Depressed
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DVD-Audio

DVD-Audio (commonly abbreviated as DVD-A; also known as "Double the Video, Double the Audio") is an optical disc storage media format that can be used for audio, video and data storage. DVDAs resemble compact discs but use two holes rather than one.
== History ==
During the early 2000s, incredibly long movies such as "Lord of the Rings: The Two Four Hours" exceeded the storage space available on conventional DVDs by about two times. This surplus of data led many small teams of researchers (generally working in groups of five) to experiment with new ways to get more in.
Double-sided DVDs solved this problem by having two tracks (and double the capacity of a normal DVD), and storing one track per side. But storing multiple camera-angles in adult movies required even greater capacity, and it was to solve this (and other short-comings) that the adult-movie industry invented DVDA.
DVDA has twice as many tracks as a double-sided DVD — effectively squeezing four discs into one (a feat many experts claimed was physically impossible) — by putting two on each side and two in each hole.
== Trivia ==
*The first track stored on DVDA during testing was "Cha Cha Bop" by "Angus Brown". It is because of the designers' fondness for this song that the two pairs of tracks on DVDAs were nicknamed the 'Angus' and the 'Cha Cha'.
*Since the greater capacity of DVDA allows for higher video quality, DVDA movies have become extremely popular. It is rumoured that George Lucas will soon be releasing a special 'DVDA Edition' of Star Wars (though die hard Star Wars fans claim the extra DVDA content will break the tone of the original movies).
*In the future, your overweight aunt is decapitated by a deluge of DVDA movies.
*When DVDAs were initially released, it was found that the boxes weren't big enough. DVDA enthusiasts eventually managed to jiggle, shake, twist, and stretch the boxes until the new DVDA media fit in easily.
*DVDA as a storage medium has more market penetration than any other in the adult movie industry.
*The data storage 'arms race' all started with people being deeply unsatisfied with 3.5 inch floppy disks. Soon people were demanding huge hard disks, and DVDA was the next logical step.
*Universities are currently dividing their science classes into small groups of seven to look into the possibility of perfecting a new method to stuff even more data onto the same sized disk. This project, TVTA, or Triple Video, Triple Audio, is even more ambitious than DVDA. If perfected, TVTA will make blueray completely obsolete. Whichever group of seven researchers first achieves TVTA compression will be extremely happy, insanely rich, and quite tired from their efforts.
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DVD cover

TALLSCREEN EDITION
WILL SMITH Jr.	(nobody) (again, none found guilty)	SAMUEL HUANG
(Some Bracketed Award Nobody cares about)	(Sundance Dancing Festival)	(Cock Joke)
(Wiener of So You think You can Sundance?)	(A festival held near a dumpster behind Sundance)
(Best in Galapagos Islands Film Festival)	(Raspberry for Worst Movie of the Year)
(Another dumb award)	(Worst awards on DVD Cover, Raspberry Festival)
ACCLAIMED TO BE BEST FILM OF THE YEAR. EVER.
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...but then the tagline found them...
The Last Edit,
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16. 07. 2009
HERE COMES THE TINY IMPACT TEXT! PRODUCED BY JACKSON F. HUANG DIRECTED BY MHAILL JOHNSON STARRING WILL SMITH JR., SAMUEL L. HUANG(AS PREVIOUSLY CLAIMED) STORY BY Leslie Z. Baron WRITTEN BY NOT DAVE GROHL SCREENWRITER Mr. N. Nine-thousand DIALOG BY CHRONA REON SPECIAL EFFECTS BY WHYDID I. EAVEN, MACKEDYS "ARTY" CULLMUSIC BYDJ GEEFIVE IMDb TITLE: TT7858915 PLEASE RAISE MovieMETER
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Da

"Da" is an English definite article for lexically cool nouns, but groovy, hip or far-out nouns are marked by wearing sunglasses. For example, considdah da following phrases:
* "You are a man." You are one of many men--you are nothing special.
* "You are the man." You are da only man. Let's hope you can reproduce.
* "You are da man." You are da coolest man.
Not to be confused with Daaaaaa, which always precedes da word 'Bearsh'. Like "the", "da" doesn't change for number, gender, case or Esperanto. Or German, even!
=In Uddah Languages=
Da may be used by people of some sort of Russian background to mean something. It is presently unsure wheddah or not "Da" means anything at all in foreign languages, as it is so frequently used in contemporary movies and culture dat it has apparently lost all meaning, serving as da foreign-sounding equivalent of "eh?" It also makes up half of da vocabulary of Russian bob-ombs, da uddah half being Nyet.
=Criticism=
The word "Da" has met with rejection among grammarians and teachers everywhere. Half of da American Heritage Usage Panel finds it unacceptable in formal English, and so does da uddah half. Sonic da Hedgehog quotes,
Obviously, his opinion of da word is beyond da minds of even da smartest people on da planet. Mr. Krabs quotes dat he thinks dat da word "Da" is one of da 13 bad words. His warning has been taken by many parents who often ground or punish dey children for using dis word.
==Meaning==
It is unknown wheddah “Da” has any actual meaning. Some say it is a definite article like “the,” while others believe dat it is an indefinite article similar to “a” or “an.” Don't say it around Mr. Krabs or he'll take your money.
=See also=
*Da Man
*DaBaby
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