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Primordial soup

Primordial soup (also known as "primordial ooze") was the first soup ever. All other soups were descended from this first protoplasmic soup. 
==History of Primordial Soup==
The Book of Evogenesis of the Holy Babel records that the primordial soup existed in the beginning. It also claims that Charles Darwin (the founder and First prophet of Evolutionism) asked the God of Evolutionism (a.k.a. The First Organism) to create for him a primordial ooze for him and many witnessed thereof unto it and converted to the Religion of Evolutionism on the spot.
It is widely believed that the first Tofuballs came into existence in the primordial soup. These Tofuballs later evolved into Meatballs.
The Primordial Soup has many other fables, myths, and legends surrounding it. For example, you can claim a bounty from the Church of Evolutionism if you can create an pure example of a primordial soup, and an even bigger bounty if you can create life from the primordial ooze, preferably utilizing some form of lightning. 
Reports by caveman food critics claimed that primordial soup tasted like a mix between Cream of Mushroom soup and Satan. Satan has declined to comment at this point, although he's generally thought of as a jerk who shouldn't be commenting on this sort of thing anyway. 
Traces of the first (and only) batch of primordial soup have since been found, and are now being sold at ritzy soup-houses for $10, or $99,000,000,000,000 (Canadian).
==Recipe for making Primordial Soup==
Since the dawn of time, primordial soup has played a very important role in the Religion of Evolution; which is why we know that you would really like to make some.
It is suitable for vegetarians, but may contain traces of nuts.
===Utensils:===
* Zeus's Mighty Lightning Bow
* Zeus's Mighty Arrow of Lightning
* The First Organism Special Permission Certificate
===Instructions:===
# Gather any kind of elements you are able to find in the Creation of Earth. Mix well. 
# Load the Arrow of Lightning into the Bow. 
# Aim and shoot at the mixture. 
# Simmer and wait. 
===Results:===
If you see Evolution's Army coming out of the soup, you are successful in creating the Primordial Soup. If you wait for many thousands of millennii, you might also have a chance to see Homo sapiens (a.k.a Humans) emerging. If you do not see anything happening, too bad. But keep trying. You never know. 
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Prince

Some people think Prince means:
* Prince (artist), the artist formerly known as Symbol''
* Someone who has something to do with a pea
* Prince (book)
* Prince and the Revolution an album
*Prince Charming
*Prince Charles
*Prince Harry
*Prince George's County, Maryland
*Prince John
*Prince of Persia
*Prince William
See also "Cash for honours" for what price you have to pay to become a prince. Or ask Prince Charles.
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Prince John

thumb|250px|right|Footage of the actual Prince John enjoying a rare flattering.
Prince John (also known as the "Phony King of England") ruled as the King of England from 1199 to 1216. What makes Prince John fascinating is that his name implies that he was a Prince and not a king. However, this inaccuracy arises from the fact that before he became king he actually was a prince, and didn't want to change his name when he became King. The people of England, however, continued insisting that he be called King John. This angered the King so much that he taxed anyone who wouldn't at least call him "King Prince John". Such are the most well-known facts about Prince John.
==Taxes, Taxes, Taxes==
thumb|250px|left|Portrait of the sheriff of Nottingham, this is the nicest he's ever looked.
Prince John loved taxes. He is one of the few kings of England who saw that taxes were not only a way to make lots of money, but also a way to piss people off. His use of taxes to buy stacks of gold is legendary. Some say that he must have been a very savvy economist to have gotten so much out of taxes. This argument, however, is accurately countered by the fact that Prince John was a moron. He wasn't savvy, just stupid and blunt.
He was so dumb, in fact that the littleness of his intelligence and initiative had to be made up for by untrustworthy, evil Sheriffs. The most famous of these sheriffs is the Sheriff of Nottingham.
The Sheriff of Nottingham was so evil in his dealings that he made the king look like a date with Mother Teresa. Though some have tried to argue the fact that Prince John could be likened to a date with Mother Teresa, their opinions don't really matter.
Prince John, when questioned about his famous "Taxation the hell out of -ing Nottingham" argued to have only asked the sheriff to, "Tell those guys to stop making fun of me," and the sheriff, being super evil, decided that this meant he should raise the tax level to everything you own (the second highest tax level), throw everyone in jail, and steal from the church's poor box. Though not outside of the sheriff's character to have blown something that much out of proportion, everyone knows now (since footage of his reign was released in 1973) that the king was lying. What he actually said to the sheriff was, "Double... NO, no-Triple the taxes!" and the sheriff, not knowing the words 'double' and 'triple', thought he heard, "Don't... No, no-TRIP over the taxes!". Trying to make sense out of it, the sheriff concluded that you could only trip over taxes if they were ridiculously high.
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Category:British historical figures
Print Screen

Print Screen is not just any button on a computer keyboard. The Print screen key is evil and should never be touched except in cases of extreme emergency.
thumb|Severe case of Print Screen syndrome
Truly, the print screen key is not a thing to be trifled with. Tell friends how great it is so you can laugh at them when they get fired for looking at unflattering pornographic pictures on their screen.
It is actually the button that connects your system to Patty Hearst's newsroom, the National Exxagerator, Time-Warner, Fox, Gannett and the massive, sentient computer that controls the corporate media conspiracy of the United States of America, sending all of your most confidential files for publication on page one of today's national fishwrap. 
The media's power for evil grows every day, and only the un-born son of Paris Hilton will save us.
==What it does==
* Prints unflattering pictures on your computer screen
* Makes your screensaver display porn
* The Dot-Matrix printer, prints for all eternity...
* Gets you fired from your job
* On a VCR though, it doesn't do any of these things, it makes the printer print continuously the picture on the TV screen and it will never stop. Soon your room will be full of paper.
* It makes you wonder if your screen actually fits in your printer.
* The one advantage is that 'user' can finally copy his current progress (if they're lucky and it doesn't do any of the above. Life's a risk: live with it!), print it out and take it elsewhere to continue their works. NEATO!
===Reasons===
* It hates you
* It wants you to die in horrible ways
* See above
* All of the above
* None of the above
* Bubble C (Usually [1/10] Correct)
==SysRq==
The letters "SysRq" located on the Print Screen key are of unknown purpose. It is said that in ancient times it was made to allow for yet another way for naïve computer users to void the warranty on their PC. Recently that function has been removed, and now it mostly just looks stylish.
However, a prophecy made by ancient Egyptian philosophers decrees that if any human ever understands the precise purpose of SysRq, the laws of motion will be repealed, water will start falling up, black holes will repel and the entire universe will collapse into a small bead of molten liquid the size of a small peanut. This is widely regarded the earliest account of the apocalypse, although some religions dispute that claim.
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Procol Harum

The joke in this article may be too so-phi-sti-mo-ca-ted for you to understand.
right|thumb|250px|That her face, at first just ghostly, turned a whiter shade of pale.
Procol Harum were an English band who skipped the light fandango, and turned cartwheels 'cross the floor. When their recording career started, they were feeling kinda seasick. But, the crowd called out for more, which made them realise they were popular. 
Procol Harum faced many obstacles in their career, including when their first ever concert was disrupted by a hurricane. During the hurricane, the room was humming harder, as the ceiling flew away. Another obstacle they faced was vocalist Gary Brooker’s alcoholism, which was discovered when we called out for another drink, and the waiter brought a tray.
==And so it was that later, as the miller told his tale==
Procol Harum released their self titled debut album in 1968. When fans heard this album, it was so good that their faces, at first just ghostly, turned a whiter shade of pale. However, the album did not sell many copies. The band asked their agent why she thought the album failed, and she said, “There is no reason, and the truth is plain to see.” But organist Matthew Fisher wandered through his playing cards, and would not let her be. She was one of sixteen vestal virgins who were leaving for the coast. And, although his eyes were open, they might have just as well have been closed.
===A Salty Dog, Exotic Birds and Fruit===
After releasing several more ill fated albums, Procol Harum permanently disbanded. The band members now had to follow other pursuits. Unsurprisingly, their lyricist Keith Reid continued working in the field of literature. He was the author of the book “The History of Procol Harum”. The entire contents of the book are as follows:
She said, "I'm home on shore leave", though in truth we were at sea. So I took her by the looking glass and forced her to agree. Saying, "You must be the mermaid who took Neptune for a ride." But she smiled at me so sadly that my anger straightway died.
Clearly, the book was utter nonsense, and will probably sell zero copies, since it costs 1 million pounds, yet it can be read for free on this website.
==Conclusion==
If music be the food of love, then Procol Harum are one seriously sexy band. Likewise, if behind is in front, dirt in truth is clean, and your mouth is by then like cardboard, then you are doing too much weed. If this article seemed to slip straight through your head, for god’s sake, lay off that shit. Finally, don’t crash-dive straightway quickly and attack the ocean bed. There is absolutely nothing to attack there, and you will probably drown while doing so. Idiot.
==And so==
*it was that later
*as the miller told his tale,
*that her face at first just ghostly
*turned a whiter shade of pale.
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Procrastination

Procrastination is what you are doing right now. Get back to work.
It is a form of human behavior in which an individual displays a deferment or avoidance of an action or task to a later time. Those who procrastinate may often experience
	This page sucks because it is still under construction. The author will finish it later. Or maybe not. You know, they're kinda lazy lately. Go away!
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Article to be written later.
Update: Maybe tomorrow.
July 15, 2005: Thinking about doing some work on the article. OMG! Reno 911! is on! BRB.
August 9, 2005: Not a good day. Bad start to the article already. Going back to bed.
September 24, 2005: Procrastination is... is... aw, screw it... too much typing.
January 1, 2006: People like to procrastinate. It is fun. Procrastination is a really, really long word. Hard to spell. Pokra... prok... oh never mind.
January 10, 2006: I have a plan to stop procrastinating but have not enacted it yet.
January 21, 2006: Not on the front page anymore, so I'll get back to this later.
January 9, 2007: Tomorrow I'll sort up this page, clean all the crap and write a beautiful and informative article about procrastination. Today I'm busy enough coming up with an excuse for not doing it tomorrow.
May 10, 2007: I'm going to be busy with outside stuff, you know, laying in the grass.
July 21, 2007: You know. Maybe if I leave it alone, it will go away.
July 8, 2013: Wow, it's been a long time. Maybe I should just finish? Nah... I'll just go watch some porn.
October 20, 2017: Alright its time to start working on this thi- Wait the Pyro update is out? Shit I gotta test this out
August 2, 2019: I can't believe I forgot about this page I need to get writing it, let me just check on the steam community market real qui- Wait why are tf2 crates 5 dollars? 
Unknown, 2020: With this lockdown I can probably finish up all my projects and get some work done. Wait the FUCK Half life Alyx just got announced BRB 
September 13, 2021: Not today. What about later?
February 30, 2053: The difficulties of having my house surrounded by water after the rest of the icecaps melted a few weeks ago has prevented me from adding anything constructive to the article. That, and there has been a Simpsons marathon on TV.
February 12, 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. (Heat Death of the universe) : I'll finish it next cycle
November 25, 2019: I used a time machine to get more time. Not sure when i will work on it tho.... um.. maybe yesterday.
November 27/02/23: I am wasting my life watching bullshit videos and editing this bullshit wiki. I used to actually want to make something out of myself.
The author of this article appears to have died. Luckily, somebody else picked up where they left off, although they seem to have died too, I'll finish it no
==See also==
*Unfinished Article
*Writer's Block
*Incomple
*Brevity
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Profanity

Profanity is a fallacy; a social construct.
If you weren't such a fucking idiot, you'd already understand that, and wouldn't be wasting your time reading this page looking for some glistening shit-nugget of knowledge on what is obviously a steaming mountain of horse shit of a website.
For that matter, you wouldn't be wasting my goddamn time, forcing me to write this drivel, just because you decided to list this word in the "Requested Articles" section.
You fucktard.
You're probably such an insufferably daft shit-for-brains reprobate that you probably need someone to explain what a social construct is. Give me a fucking break. Do I really need to spell it out for you, twat-head? What the hell are they teaching you cretins in public school these days? Introduction to welfare queuing? Advanced joint rolling? Fuck me.
There really is no such thing as profanity, until we collectively label it as such. Take dick, for example. I know I do, at every opportunity.
As a word, it only has the power to disgust those tight ass members of society who walk upright on account of the huge stick up their ass. If, as a society, we decided that "shoe" was verboten, you can bet that language patterns would change overnight. 
And I'd be calling you a bloody shoe, instead of a useless douche bag.
== See also ==
MASA (The Mothers Against Swearing Association)
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Project manager

A project manager (Latin: Doous buggerallus) is a state sponsored employment creation program which provides an abstraction layer between important people and unimportant people during the process of "doing something useful". It has been speculated that the presence of the (rather useful) layer reduces both un-employment within local communities and the time to market of a product by ensuring that the customer seldom comes into direct contact with the person who is doing the "something useful". The exact purpose of the project manager has been a subject of great debate throughout all of time.
==History and the Crusades==
During the early crusades (1095–1291) the Pope (himself a project manager) attempted to find the exact purpose of the project manager by managing a series of expeditions into the middle east in search of an answer to the question "What the hell do these pointless bastards actually do". After countless military conflicts and the odd recapturing of Jerusalem no answers become apparent. Critics of the crusades were said to be "Truly Cross" by this lack of success, that all the "maiming and stuff" would cause problems for generations to come. The Vatican insists to this day that there is no problem, the project is still on budget, will meet all of it's time scales, and that it will be "very nice" when finished.
During the 1990s and early part of the 21st Century the Bush family project managed a successful return to these same policies, in an effort to solve both the "middle east problem" and to maintain the family interest in oil.
==Possible responsibilities==
Although the true purpose of the Project Manager is a subject of much conjecture, with many arguing that the most important contribution is in moving the goal posts. Most of the project management issues that impact a project arise from risk, which in turn arises from uncertainty.
Less significant duties associated with Project Management are believed to include:
*Smiling at customers
*The delegation of blame 
*Coming up with new ways to look busy
*Covering their asses
*Kissing the boss's ass
*Sitting on their asses
*Rarely things to do with Oscar Wilde's ass
==Hobbies==
*Hiding the requirement document
*Sloping off home
*Eating large dinners
*Pissing about with Microsoft Project
*lighting his/her annoying neighbor on fire
*Reading the Prince 2 manual
*Finding other Project Managers to delegate task to
*Asking for ETAs
==How to communicate with a project manager==
Part of the confusion as to the true purpose of the project manager has come from the fact that their language comes from a rare dialect which is usually understood only by their own kind. Most find the language incomprehensible; however, the following phrase has been successfully translated from English:
-- Roughly translates into:
==Important things done by project managers==
==See also==
*Project creep
*Jingoism
*HowTo:Chair A Meeting
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Prolog

You already know what prolog is.
Prolog is a programming language which assumes that the computer is a human being. Other languages give the computer specific orders what to do, for example:
*X is a dick
*Y is a vagina
*Put X inside Y
But prolog just tells the computer the final situation, without any directions how to get there:
*X is inside Y
*My balls are suckable
Prolog just assumes that at some point, the computer would understand by itself that X is a dick and Y is a vagina. Which is totally silly, of course. That's why prolog is an epic fail.
==Usage==
Prolog is currently used for absolutely nothing. It could be used, however, to try to explain the COVID-19 pandemic. There you go:
*Vin Diesel is awesome
*Vin Diesel loves Corona
*China loves Vin Diesel
*China makes Corona
*Vin Diesel loves China
*China is awesome
The result of that program was, as expected, an epic fail. The main reason is that the computer is not a human being, and cannot understand by itself that corona could mean both an awesome beer and a not-so-awesome virus, at the same time. From that angle, a computer is much more similar to a donkey.
The immediate result of that program was simple: the word corona went viral. All the computers in the world were flooded with the word corona, with the simple goal to turn each and every word online, spoken, written or grunted, to corona.
And no, the computer doesn't care that it's written as coronavirus. It's a fucking donkey, remember? If you put a lady donkey next to it, it will fuck the lady donkey, even if the lady donkey is wearing a Shrek costume.
==Pros and cons==
===Pros===
*Chinese officials have been revealed to be total cons.
*Prolog has been revealed to be epic fail.
*The way to stop coronavirus was revealed, too. You just need to un-viral the word corona. Since we are SQL people and we totally hate prolog, we will show you exactly how to do that. There you go:
===Coronas===
*Corona, corona corona corona corona corona.
==In conclusion==
You already know what prolog is.
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Promise

A promise is a statement made in which a person says that they will surely do something in the future. In reality, the person making the promise cannot possibly keep it and never actually plans to at the time the promise is made. A promise by definition is impossible to keep. But the promiser will say so anyway because they want to impress the listener well enough to get what they want in return.
Promises are often effective for the promiser in getting his/her way. They are a method of begging for what one wants from the listener. One who believes a promise is really being fooled. But a promise sounds so good, that even the wisest have the tendency to believe them.
If a person is really able to do something successfully, they will not make a promise to perform the action. They will just go ahead and do it without such a prior statement.
==Types of promises==
===With money===
One type of promise is a loan. When a person "borrows" money, s/he is really begging, supposedly in a more dignified manner. A person borrows because s/he does not have the money as things are. But who's to say that s/he ever will?
Have you ever been slapped with a notice for not paying some bill? Try to imagine this: You don't have the money to pay the bill. The late fee has been charged a long time ago. But now they are threatening hard action, such as cutting off the service, throwing you out on the street, or taking you to court? You want to avert the action. Today is Monday, and it is the day of judgment. The inevitable is going to happen today. That is, unless you pay up. But you still don't have the money, and you don't have it in site either. So what do you do now?
The answer: You beg them to give you just a few more days. You tell them that by Friday, you will make payment number one of 50%, and in two more weeks, when you claim you will get your paycheck, you will pay off the other 50%. Sure you will. There is no money coming your way any time soon. But this will buy you a few more days to drive your car before they tow it away, or to watch your favorite cable TV program.
===Marriage===
We have all heard it again and again and again. I love you. You are the only one. Now get real. Seriously, how true can that be?
The most heavenly part of a relationship happens before the knot is tied. Holding one another in each other's arms. Flowers every day. All the good stuff. Something that will last forever. Or will it? 
But how many times do we hear about adultery and divorce. These are multi-billion dollar industries. The wedding, at best, is for show. The rest is just a lot of promises, bound to be broken. 
===In politics===
It is common and in fact normal practice for politicians to make promises. In particular, those running in campaigns are the most guilty of all at making promises. The purpose of making a promise during a campaign is to win some votes. It works at least to some extent, and very often, it can help the candidate win the election.
Once in office, there is no turning back. The winner of the election has a guaranteed paycheck for 4 years or however long the term is. 
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