A Bayonaverse Christmas

It was an average week in December. 2 days before Christmas. I was invited to Seth's Christmas Event at his house. Which was like a Christmas party. I got to shower and put on my clothes and headed to my black Dodge Charger and drove over to Seth's house. I got there and parked my car. I knocked on the door and was greeted by Bowsette. I said hello and was let in. Seth approached me and greeted me. He told me that not everyone is here yet but there are a few people there. I went into the living room and saw Hentai Protagonist, Kyle, Kenny, Stan, Eric, Angry German Kid, Hentai Protagonist, Sam, Max, John Wick, Doom Slayer, The Punisher, Revy, Michiru Kagemori, Nazuna Hiwatashi, Shirou Okami, Kiryu Kazuma, and some ALB SWAT Agents. Thundersnipe and Hentai Protagonist are having a conversation on the couch. I sat by them. Seth asked me if I wanted a drink. I accepted it and he asked me if I wanted lemonade, juice, water, or soda. I requested lemonade. And he went off to the kitchen and gave me a can of lemonade. Hentai Protagonist made a horrible joke about Germany by saying this to Thundersnipe. "Hey Thundersnipe you know the holiday Hanukkah?" Hentai Protagonist asked. "Ja, I know the holiday!" Thundersnipe said. "Do you know what Germans drink during Hanukkah?" Hentai Protagonist said. "I guess it's Blood Orange Juice! But you're hit twice!" Thundersnipe said. "Everything felt like Poland!" Hentai Protagonist said. That ended up being an awkward laugh moment between them. Then Eric comes up to them and yells to Thundersnipe and Hentai Protagonist German and Japanese WW2 chants in his own way. Kyle shuts Eric up by punching him. Eric cries like in the one episode where he gets hit by Ike. Eric runs out of the house. "I guess we are the jokes in the context of dark humor." Kyle said to Thundersnipe and Hentai Protagonist. 20 minutes passed and more of the guests arrived. It's Jeffrey 515, An Angry Juicebox, Rebel Shadow Studios, and Ryuki. The Christmas Party Event was going really well. No interruptions of any kind. The food was really good. Some Chicken, Spaghetti, bread, and vegetables. I stayed until the party ended around 9 pm. I got in my car and drove home. On my way home. I suddenly got the munchies. So the closest restaurant in the upcoming intersection was Los Pollos Hermanos. I got there but the restaurant was empty as if it was closed. I got to the door and opened it. Strangely enough, it was unlocked. I got in and the whole restaurant was trashed. Chairs were thrown across. I got to the kitchen and took out my phone and used the flashlight. I found a light switch and turned it on. The kitchen was normal as usual. I followed the ingredients for making the chicken displayed in the cooking section. Fried them until they were golden brown. I sat at a table with one chair that wasn't tossed. Used my phone for a few minutes. Then I ate the chicken when it was warm enough to eat. After finishing up and throwing away the container box and turning off the light. I heard faint heavy breathing. I then got tackled to the floor and pinned. Light appears. I saw Oboro on my left with a flashlight. I saw on top of me which was a group of Femme werewolves spawned by Oboro trying to Pill Cosby me. I fought back then suddenly I got clawed by one of them on my leg. Thankfully just in time. Steve Harvey and Dr.Phil come in fighting off the femme werewolves with their Katanas anime style. I got my handgun and shot at the Femme werewolves. In the middle of the fight. Lights and sirens appear A Tactic Team of anthros and nekos with the flashlights on their weapons turned on. and they fought off the femme werewolves. After the femme werewolves were defeated. Amaterasu somehow an anthro wearing a NOOSE Outfit approached me and asked if I was ok. I told her that I am ok but clawed by a Femme werewolf. I was surprised to see her as an anthro. "Follow me." Amaterasu said. I followed her to the Unmarked Chevrolet Suburban next to the NOOSE Lenco Bearcat and LSPD Ford Crown Victoria. She got into the glove box and bought out a First Aid packet and handled my leg. "You're lucky that the wound is not severe!" Amaterasu said. I thanked her for helping me. She felt tired by yawning. I asked her if she's any place to live. She said no. I asked her if she could come to my place to sleep. She agreed with the offer after helping me. We got in my car and drove to my apartment. I asked her why she was an anthro on the way home. Amaterasu told me that while traveling and getting here. She told me that 4 people threw a smoke bomb at her. Which caused her to get taller and become bi-pedal. I asked who the 4 people were. She told me the following. A Werewolf with Femme features Some large monster orc, A woman with short Magenta hair, and a bald kid with a yellow shirt. I know who they are just as she told me. I asked her about how she got the Tactical NOOSE Gear. She told me that she saw in the alley 3 guys wearing that outfit with a sports bag while being chased by cops. He ended up dying by getting shot in the throat. and the cops went for the other 2. and she had to make that tough decision. We arrived at my apartment. I gave her a spare blanket. She slept in my room. I slept on the couch. The next morning I woke up to a sizzling noise and saw that Amaterasu was making Pancakes, eggs, bacon and hashbrowns. "I made it for both of us!" Amaterasu said. I thanked her for the food. "I added a twist to the pancakes!" I took a bite of the pancake and it tasted good. "It's frosting and bananas!" Amaterasu said. This was really great after we ate. I turned on my TV to watch a movie with Amaterasu but then suddenly I got a phone call from Seth. I answered him and it was a facetime call. "Hey, Zeronx." Seth said. I said hello back. He mentioned to me about Bowsette looking different and said that She's fluffy. Bowsette gets in on the call and she looks different. She looks like Cat form Bowser but with a femme look. I asked Seth how it happened. He told me that he doesn't know how it happened."Who is the person behind you?" Seth asked. "It's Amaterasu but she's anthro because of an encounter with Caillou, Oboro, and Oboro's Werewolves and Orcs threw a smoke bomb at her causing her to look like that." I said to Seth. "For once when is Ms.Cosby and that crying bald spoiled little shit won't stop doing this crap!" Bowsette said in an annoyed tone. "I don't even know who they are!" Amaterasu said. "They are a bunch of obnoxious people who terrorize the city and are wanted by any agency everywhere!" Bowsette said. Then we chatted for a few hours about certain videos and video games we had recently seen. Then we hung up as we were about to meet up at Los Pollos Hermanos for lunch at around 4:00 o clock with It'z Jeffrey, OrdinaryJames, and Ryuki. Amaterasu and I did some errands as it was 2:29 PM in the meantime. I cleaned up the blue uniform at the downstairs laundromat and had fun playtime with my Eeveelution Team. I cleaned up myself and put on a new set of clothes. Amaterasu did the same afterward but I gave her the spare clothes I had. We went outside to see how cold it was and it was freezing a bit. I gave Amaterasu my black hoodie and I put on my Blue LS Jacket. We got in my car and headed over to the restaurant. We got to the restaurant a few seconds early and met up with It'z Jeffrey, Seth Bayona, and Bowsette but still as an anthro cat. We sat down at a table and waited for Ryuki and OrdinaryJames. They arrived at the restaurant 2 minutes later. We had a conversation about the situation going on with Bowsette and Amaterasu being affected by Oboro and Caillou's shenanigans. A worker approached us and asked if we wanted anything to eat. We did and requested a bucket of chicken,7 Mac and Cheese bowls and 7 Curly Fries, and 7 drinks. The worker tells us that it will take 18 minutes. To pass the time we went on our phones and saw something we didn't expect. On Google We saw a Shadow Broadcasting Company News Report about Caillou, Oboro, and her army of Orcs and Femme werewolves robbing Christmas presents and Oboro butt-ramming more men and women with her Orcs and Femme werewolves doing most of the job. "She makes the Grinch look like he littered!" Ryuki said. "Indeed" It'z Jeffrey replied. We decided to check out the full news video. The video started with Rebel Shadow Studios saying the following " A group of individuals are on the run ruining Christmas. They have stolen gifts and butt-rammed people by the use of their army of Femme werewolves and Orcs. The LSPD and NOOSE Team are on a high alert until further notice." Then it showed CCTV footage screenshots of where they were last seen, which was an alleyway in Vinewood. Then it cuts back to Rebel Shadow saying "You need to hide your trees, hide your cookies, hide your wives, hide your gifts and hide yourself because they are stealing and pilling out there!" The video ended. Our food arrived and we ate it. After that, we went to an arcade to play games for several hours. Then left the arcade because it was closing early because of Christmas Eve. We then left in our cars to go home. Amaterasu and I arrived at my condo. When we got to the room. Everything looked trashed. I checked my closet and saw that my presents were stolen. I soon realized that it was the group that stole the gifts. Then I got a knock at my door. I opened the door And it was Santa Claus, Rudolph, Some Furry and Neko Tactical Team officers that were with Amaterasu earlier, and Frosty The Snowman. "Hello, Zeronx!" Frosty said. "We saw those evil people right here seconds ago!" Rudolph said. "Right now they're a few blocks away!" Frosty said. "Gear up quick!" The anthro arctic fox officer said. I got on my vest and gloves. Amaterasu got on her NOOSE Uniform. And we headed over to the NOOSE Vehicles parked outside. Santa and Frosty got on the sleigh, Amaterasu got on the Unmarked Chevrolet Suburban and I went to my Dodge Charger. We headed quickly to where the group was last seen. We saw Oboro, Caillou, and Oboro's group of Orcs and Femme werewolves trying to leave a house in the alley they broke into. "We have you surrounded!" The anthro arctic fox Officer said. Oboro and Caillou tried to throw an explosive at us then we fired at them. The enemy group gets taken down. "Ceasefire!" The anthro arctic fox officer said. "I found the stolen gifts!" Frosty said. "We must return them as soon as possible!" Santa Claus said. "Uh Santa, you forgot something!" Rudolph said. "Oh yeah! Amaterasu!" Santa said. Santa turned Amaterasu back to normal. And Amaterasu ran off. "She was a spirit the whole time?" The female anthro Australian shepherd officer said. "Yep!" The male neko officer said. "I will deal with Bowsette when we get there, Rudolph." Santa said. The remaining tactical officers confiscated the explosives to later be disposed of properly and left. I went in my car and drove home. When I got home I got a message from Seth saying that Bowsette got back to normal along with an image of him and Bowsette back as herself. I responded with "Great!". On Christmas Day I woke up to my presents on my bed. I got one from Santa. I opened it and it was a Blue Los Santos hoodie and an Eeveelution Hoodie. And sweaters for my Pokémon. I sent out my Pokémon and gave them the sweaters. It was a good Christmas. Later on in the day, Seth invited me to a Christmas dinner at his place later. I accepted the offer and had a wonderful Christmas time.
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