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Shining Knight

Shining Knight is some poor excuse by those anti-British bastards at DC Comics to rake in a little money from abroad, using the old knights because they think that new superheroes are too good for Great Britain, all because the British Empire lasted longer than the American Empire.
==Origin==
Shining Knight, in truth, shines as much as a candle with a really low flame. And that amount of dimness is the same of the people who created him. DC Comics have always believed that America is best and the rest of the world is worst. They've always hated the British because they know that they thought of better heroes in books that don't get insulted like their creations. In an effort to compete with this, Shining Knight was created and later became a spoof of British culture while using Knight Watchman of Big Bang Comics as a template.
==Character History==
Having failed as a Peasant, a Chav and a Milkman, Sir Justin decides to become a Knight instead, serving as a backup knight at Camelot, hence why he doesn't appear in Arthurian legend. He heads to Scotland and gets frozen in ice.
When America began to take over the British Empire after World War Two in it's bid to take over The World before the Soviet Union did, they enslaved the Scots and forced them to mine out the ice in the Highlands for ice-cubes. Shining Knight is among them, and becomes a reserve member for the Justice League. After that, he's never seen again because DC Comics want to make sure no British character ever takes the spotlight for one single issue.
==Superpowers and Weakness==
With his so-called "magical armour" (what a load of Yankee baloney!), Shining Knight is stronger than usual and can carry a three-ton sword without breaking his wrists. His major drawback is anything American. Being a Brit, any form of Americanisation (or for you Yanks, watching episodes of Friends, drinking a Budweiser or having a Stars-and-Stripes on every corner) can seriously affect his powers, which can only be cured by singing Land of Hope and Glory at the top of his voice.
==Enemies==
*America - Who enslaved him
*George W. Bush - Who colonised his homeland
*George Washington - Who placed America in chaos by breaking away from his true masters
*Steven Spielberg - Who blew War of the Worlds out of all proportion
*Batman - Who ripped off Sherlock Holmes
*Tom Cruise (This isn't anti-American, practically everyone hates this guy)
==Notable Issues==
None, as DC Comics is too American to see any significance of a British character and so hasn't used Shining Knight for anything worth mentioning on Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia or the BBC.
 
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Category:Superheroes
Category:Justice League members
Shinty

Shinty (Gaelic: Camanachdthathurt) is a team sport that is played in the Scottish Highlands (except from one team in London). To most other people in the Scottish lowlands however, it is known as field hockey.
==Game==
The game is played with a stick and a little ball hard enough to break a players nose but small enough to not be seen on television highlights. The aim of the game is to put the little ball in a little net at the end of the pitch. The player who does this in the fewest shots is declared the winner. This is not to confused with golf however as in golf the player IS actually permitted to strike the opposition across the face with a big wooden club (or caman). Also, unlike golf, full body contact is not permitted in shinty, with this being deemed "too civil". If you're not bleeding by the end of the game, you've been playing it right - unlike golf. In fact, golf is very dangerous when compared to shinty. It is still legal for shinty players to drink whilst participating, often carrying hipflasks and participants are more then happy to exchange drams at various points in the game whilst discussing in a friendly manner who kissed who first.
==History==
The game of shinty originated from Ireland, was brought over to Scotland and was later abandoned after the Irish realised they weren't any good at it. Instead they re-invented a game called Hurling so that they scored points when the ball went flying well over the bar and made a rule up so that they could run with the ball. (smacking the ball up the pitch causes too many injuries to observers when it's a windy day apparently). The man who invented it was called Mrs Doubtfire. She used to put a stick up her vagina and hit the ball with the other end. This evolved into shinty today.
==Competitions==
Scotland are the Shinty World Champions and remain undefeated since they are the only international side in the world. However, as a result of Hurling being invented, Scotland's shinty people play Ireland's hurling people in an annual Scotland v Ireland (or Ireland v Scotland) as Scotland don't have anyone else to play it with (a little like the USA with American Football, Baseball and Basketball just so they think they're the best at something). 
The Scottish League is divided into 2 sections (North and South) as players are too lazy to drive from Fort William to Ballachulish for example (both in respective divisions but only 20 odd miles apart). The league scene is a little boring however with two teams winning every year, these being Newtonmore and their local rivals Kingussie, although Fort William won it recently after Newtonmore got snowed in. 
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Shiny things

Shiny Things comes from the Latin "Shinus Thintustus" meaning "thing that distracts the easily amused", and refers to anything shiny and distracting. Most shiny things are smooth surfaces made of rock, glass, silver, gold, or metal. A common type of shiny thing is the "coin" which is highly prized for it's appearance and worth upwards of 10 cents in the US and Canada. Shiny things of all types are highly sought after by both humans and animals for many different reasons. The Magpie and Common Talk Show Hosts, such as the Tyra and the Oprah, suffer from an unexplainable attraction to the shinies which at times can even be described as an addiction.
The sun is shiny.
== History ==
Throughout history shiny things have played an important role in the development of man kind. The fall of the Roman Empire occurred in 476 A.D. when Augustulus Romulus, the first roman emperor to be diagnosed with ADHD, was distracted by a shiny thing in the heat of battle (this was later revealed to be his liver). His last words before being struck down by the German General Odovacar were "Give me liberty or give me death! Ooh shiny!".
The quote was later falsely attributed to patriot Patrick Henry, on March 23rd, 1775.
This was the first widely known case of quote theft from an ADHD afflicted man and is believed to have paved the way to the great Oscar Wilde quote mis-attribution of 2001.
== Research And Development ==
Currently, studies are underway to decipher the genome of shiny things. Several manufacturers are using modern cloning techniques to put shiny things in the backs of television screens resulting in a semi-blurriness; a great improvement on the blurriness of previous models. Next generation shiny displays are rumored to more accurately depict the color brown.
Shiny things used in medicines and breakfast cereals have been frowned upon in the past, but recent outbreaks of ADHD have placed doctors and moms in a unique conundrum. Introducing the brightly-colored pills disguised as mini-marshmallows helps to keep the young ones medicated and well-fed.
== Current Examples ==
This obsession with shiny things has hit in many groups. Aside from the well-known cases in celebrities, females and jocks are normally carriers as well. While this might seem like the end of the infection, it goes much deeper. 
A video gamer recently died after 59 hours spent looking for a shinier mace before being struck down by a rare form of ADHD. He never found it.
A second gamer was distracted by a shiny vial, while trying to escape a monster, and caused many deaths while collecting every one she saw.
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Shit Creek

Shit Creek is a well known location in County Clare, Ireland, a place which is a famous Atlantic surfing location. It is also an overused expression to display angst in uncertain situations. Or certain situations. Frankly, its one of the best damn sayings ever - "Up Shit Creek", sometimes "Up Shit Creek without a Paddle".
==Location==
===Lahinch, A Brief History===
Lahinch is the anglicised form of Leath Inse and not related to Leacht Uí Chonchubhair. Recorded by the Four Masters as Leith Innse, which is a variant of the Irish word for a peninsula leithinis ("half island"), the name describes the village's location between the Inagh river and the sea. The ancient name for Lahinch, Leacht Uí Chonchubhair, which is still commonly used in Irish instead of the shortened official name An Leacht, refers to the memorial cairn (Leacht) marking the burial place of one of the O’Connor chieftains (Not an American Football Team), who were the ruling clan of the district of Corco Modhruadh Iartharach. Nowadays; The town name is mostly spelt "Lahinch", but a selection of road signs in the area use the spelling "Lehinch". This is because Clare County Council Road Signs Dept can't decide.
===Shit Creek===
Shit creek is located at Lahinch. I wouldn't advise going there though, unless you seriously give a shit. Under the river and through a bride to shit creek we go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== Related to Dawson's Creek ?==
No.
==As a Surfing Location==
Its meant to be quite good. Wind offshore is normally from East, meaning that the waves get quite big, apparently. The Ideal waves are from the West. But do you actually care? I dont think you do, because apparently when there are good waves, there are still no surfers. So why not just read on.
==As an expression==
==="Up Shit Creek"===
Up Shit Creek means you are in a very unfortunate situation. Not only are you navigating a fast flowing, unforgiving waterway, the name of this god-forsaken stream is Shit Creek. How can you take this seriously?! In the grand Australian tradition of unimaginative naming conventions (see Shark Bay or The Great Sandy Desert), Shit Creek is a little bit too eponymous to be anything other than a nightmare location.
==="Without a Paddle"===
Without a paddle is almost self evident. You have nothing with which to struggle hopelessly but bravely against the current. Being up Shit Creek, and the only way to attempt a change of direction being with some part of your body, you're not going to escape unscathed should you attempt to modify the speed and direction of your flight to a hell full of shit. And if you've ever tried to actually use a paddle, you'll know it isn't the easiest implement of propulsion ever engineered. You don't have, in effect, even a bad plan for deliverance.
==In Popular Culture==
===Film===
"Well then I guess we're really up Shit Creek"
::-John Belushi, from the Blues Brothers
==See also==
* A guide on paddling up Shit Creek
* Dawson's Creek
Category:Geography of Ireland
Shit Pie

Enjoyed by many across North America and some parts of Europe, Shit Pie is an exquisite delicacy that is sure to tingle your tastebuds. It's the new sensation that will have your youngsters asking, "May I have some shit, please?" many have said yes...
== History ==
The history of cheesecake is sketchy, but legend has it that in they year 1777 a royal chef my the name of Jacque the easily enraged (In French: Jacque la fuckoff) got so enraged over the king's constant request for Snail fed escargot that he snapped, cheesed in a pie and served it to the royal court. The king loved it so much he demanded that every Thursday everyone in France made this cake for their evening meal.
The first major restaurant to serve this was the Ritz hotel in Basingstoke (which in reality was a greasy spoon next to the railway station). The cake was served under the less shocking title of 'Mississippi cheese cake'. The pie became very popular and the franchise soon expanded to locations all over Basingstoke. 
The firm now trades as McDonalds (after it's original owner, Ronald) and includes shit as a main ingredient in all it's food along with a free beverage, usually a large mason jar filled with piss.
== Ingredients ==
*1 store-bought pie crust
*1 Big Mac
*500g creamed corn
*875g granulated sugar
*250g butter
*5g chocolate laxatives
* 250g chopped walnuts (optional)
*2 large egg
*20kg of shit
*Dead toddlers
== Directions ==
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PREHEAT oven to 375° F.
CONSUME 1 large cat, creamed corn, sugar, butter, laxatives, and walnuts. Combine in stomach for 2 hours. Add stomach acids. Churn in bile and other bodily juices until creamy. Empty, through rectum, into a large mixing bowl. Add eggs, one at a time, and beat well after each addition. Using a spatula or wooden spoon, smooth the shit mixture into the pie crust. 
BAKE for 10 to 12 minutes or until dark brown. Let cool for 5 minutes.
SERVE warm with whipped cream and bran flakes.
== See Also ==
* Poop Cuisine
* Puddle of shit
* Worst 100 Restaurants of All Time
* Shit
* Coprophilia
* 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation
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Category:Pie
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Shitlord

The Shitlord (German: Scheißekönig, lit. "Shit-king") is a mythical, supernatural figure in German and Scandinavian folklore who leads a group of sentient feces in eternal song and dance in forests. According to legend, the Shitlord is a malevolent character who lures young children into the forests before consuming them. The children pass through the Shitlord's digestive tract before becoming another one of his dancing fecal servants. The Shitlord is most notable for being the villain in the poem Der Scheißekönig, written by famous German writer and social justice activist Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.
==Origin==
The Shitlord character, according to the Grimm Brothers, came from the frozen, barren wastes of Denmark as a figure called the Lortkonge. The Lortkonge would consume and defecate any young child who disrespected their wives, and the other women in their life. In these stories, the Shitlord would tap on the bedroom windows of young children, promising them sweets and early Christmas presents, before leading them into the haunted forests where the Shitlord would eat them whole. Then, the Shitlord would squat over a large hole, where the child would be reborn as a living shit, another slave in the Shitlord's great host.
The Shitlord's daughters were also characters in the legend. They were young and fair maidens who'd use their beauty and charm to help the Shitlord lure men to their doom. This is unfortunately an artifact of less progressive attitudes from the past.
This folk creature's association with feces and forests comes from the smell of the maidenhair trees that grew in the German woods. The smell of the maidenhair's fruit was likened to dogshit and vomit mixed together. The tale of the Shitlord spread to Germany and other German-speaking countries, popularized by the aforementioned ballad by Goethe.
The Shitlord was most likely invented by old mothers and grandmothers to get their children to respect them more, especially since they lived in mostly patriarchal societies. This hasn't worked. Children who've been told the tale of the child-eating Shitlord were actually more likely to go out into the woods in search of shit. Singing and dancing for all eternity as a piece of shit seemed a better fate than being a child in Medieval Germany.
==Der Scheißekönig overview==
The poem diverges somewhat from the traditional legend of the Shitlord, as the Shitlord's daughters are less objectified and treated more like victims of the Shitlord's oppresion. This is one of the first positive portrayals of women ever done in literature, Jane Austen be damned. The poem revolves around a parent and a child on a horse going back to their home, when the child sees the mythical Shitlord in the forest, who tries to lure the child with promises of games and girls.An example of the "Women as Rewards" trope that Goethe tried to preach against. The parent makes excuses for the Shitlord's objectionable behavior, until the child is taken by the Shitlord and killed.
==Footnotes==
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Shoop

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Shoplifting

Shoplifting is an extreme sport event partaken by body builders. Shoplifting events are held at night after shops have closed for the evening, so as not to alert local authorities; a few sanctioned events are broadcast live on ESPN2.
==History==
Shoplifting was invented by Arnold Schwarzenegger of The United States of America shortly following his win at the 1988 World's Strongest Man competition. Schwarzenegger won the competition after previous champion Grey Davis was disqualified for heroin abuse. After Davis's disqualification, Schwarzenegger challenged Svend Karlsen of Norway to a train-pulling competition with the winner taking home the Governor Cup. Schwarzenegger was able to claim victory after pulling a 145-ton locomotive 100 yards in 17 seconds.
Deciding that train pulls were too easy, Schwarzenegger set out to invent a more challenging event. After the big San Francisco earthquake of 1989, Schwarzenegger found himself part of the rescue effort, lifting buildings from on top of people. Schwarzenegger saved more than a hundred million lives in the days following the earthquake and born from that disaster was his idea for the shoplifting event.
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==Rules==
The rules of shoplifting are quite simple. During an event, the two competitors will drive around in the middle of the night to find shops to lift. When one competitor spots a shop he wants to lift, he will lift it up and the other competitor must also lift that shop. 
If one of the competitors fails to lift a shop that the other one was able to lift, he will get a letter. Competitors will continue until one of them has spelled the word H-O-R-S-E from the letters they've accumulated by failing to lift shops. The first person to spell H-O-R-S-E is the loser and must then run for a political office.
Shopkeepers often complain about "overhead" – apparently if someone holds up merchandise, profit suffers.
==See also==
*Bouncy Castle
Category: Sports
Category:Theft
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Short article

Short articles get voted for deletion. This is because a short article cannot be funny. Only articles which ramble on incoherently for 6 pages are funny. Just look at this article. It is short. It is not funny. There is not one single joke anywhere in it. The beginning is right up there, you've damn near reached the middle and the end is within plain sight, but have you found anything even moderately resembling a joke yet? No. No Oscar Wilde quote either. It sucks. It doesn't don't even contain any of the Uncyclopedia's most famous buzzwords, such as Kitten Huffing, George W. Bush, or AAAAAAAAA!
Damn... now it does. Not only that, but it now has two paragraphs. If this continues, it won't be short anymore. Someone may even add a photoshopped depiction of the shortness of this article. The only thing worse than a short non-funny page is a long non-funny page. I'd better stop it right now, God forbid someone add some trivia or a "see also" header. In fact, I'll nominate this page for deletion myself...
There. See?
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Shot put

The shot put is a game (currently played in the Summer Olympic Games and in several cruel high schools) in which players attempt to mimic cannons firing by dressing up as soldiers and tossing (putting) cast iron balls (the shot).
== Standards ==
*The shots generally weigh anywhere from 5 lbs. (2.27 kg) to 16 lbs. (7.26 kg) in whole pound increments.
*The shot diameter should be within 107-114mm inclusive.
*The circle from which the shot is put should be 2.1m (7 ft.) in diameter. Outside of the circle are a series of concentric rings evenly spaced. A common spacing is 1m
== Method of Putting ==
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#Stand towards the rear of the circle holding the ball in your non-dominant hand somewhere between between your neck and shoulder. Resting the put on your shoulder is allowed but discouraged as you may injure your shoulder causing you to drop and damage the shot.
#There are three general techniques for putting the ball: the glide and the spin and the stand. In either case your arm must go straight out in a motion only slightly more natural than pitching a baseball.
#*The glide - Step sideways, like in a dance line, from the rear of the circle to the front and push out your arm to toss the shot. This works best if your arm with the shot is facing forwards.
#*The spin - While still holding the shot oh-so-dangerously close to your neck, spin around like a bored child or a discus competitor and throw the shot. Ideally throw it before you are dizzy so that you can still throw it forward. Experts recommend you completely spin around no more than 17 rotations.
#*The Stand - Stand at the end of the circle hold the shot in your hand by your chest. then turn and throw but dont hit the sand.
#*The Chip - Use a golf club to send the shot put onto the field at an upward angle. Not often used in competition.
#*The Smash - Have someone throw it at who and then you hit it as far as you can with a baseball bat, (beware, it might (will) break the bat).
#Due to permanent injuries decreasing participation in the sport, the shots are no longer thrown towards competitors, but are instead thrown for distance. A score is assigned based on the distance the shot travels. The formal distance is measured in a straight line from where the shot impacts the ground to the edge of the circle the shot was thrown from. Points may also be given for a really cool, large crater or for hitting small furry animals. 
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