Pirates of the Karabeun Lost VHS

OK so i work at the Spoopy Didney World where the pedophiles dressed like Miky mouse and Daffy Duck always die of heat stroke while takin pictures with the childrey and Didney takes d bodies 2 the basement wher the spooky gas while wearing spooky world war 2 gas masks and sacrifice them 2 the hyperrealistic inverted colors miky mouse who is actually Satan who we all know is EVIL PATRIXX (Evil Patrixx is pretty much everything right?" Anyway i seen the Zodiac Killer and he said "U wana know the DARK SECRETS of this place?" i said "Lol I'ma janitor I cleaned up all the blood guts and vomit and other things that I don't wana talk about I pretty much know all the secrets k?" the Zodiak Killer said "No u don't stupid!" (Did i mention the Zodiac Killer is Ted Cruz who is also Texas Patrixx (See i told you that everything is Patrixx) anywya I said "fine wat secret?" he handed me a VHS tape and i threw up in shock.
Next day at home I was day off it be because reasons. I was get on my computer and was plug VCR into it and play the evil tape. The Didney Logo was backwards and so was the music. I threw up again but I wasn't that scared. The Pirates were on the beach there was Jack Sparrow the annoying woman and the annoying woman's boyfriend and they were on the island. The annoying woman said "How r we supposed to get oof this iland!?" Jack Sparrow said "U s2ped woman burnt up all the rum so I'm ate ur boyfriend!" Sure enough it cut to him and he was dead and it showed a hyperrealistic version of his corpse and there was blood ang guts everywear and he was mostly skeleltal. Annoying woman threw up and Jack pushed her in the ocean and a evil shark ate har and she died. Jack said "lol glad she's gone" then pirate ship appeared and Patchy the Pirate from spongebob was on there but his head was on a barrel like in the party epesode:
he said "Ahoy there me hearty I be Evil Patchixx! Ye must get on ye ship!" Jack said "But how do i know this isn't a trick of the Evil Squidward man?" Evil Patchixx said "If ye stay on that island ye will starve! After all ye gots no rum but we gots lots of it on de ship! Ye haves to go inside!" Jack said "Lol Candle Cove reference! K i get on the ship." 
Next scene he was on the ship and and he was drinkin the rom but thn something scary started to happen. Evil Patchixx's head was now on a plate and over it there was a sing that said "Fatty's Cabin" he was lauging hysterically and Jack Sparrow was do battle with his evil clone over the sacred peanut. He son and ate it and then noticed Evil Patchixx. He said "What so funny?" Evil Patchixx said "Lol look at the sign! My head is on a place in Fatty's Cabin and It was dead!" Jack said "I don't get it who's Fatty?" Evil Patchixx stopped laughing and got a real serious look on his face and said "I tell ye son he was the old capn' of this ship but he died of mysterious circumstances. Jack said "oh, ok" Evil Patchixx said "No ye hearty, it not ok cause u don't no that. C'Shan will be very angry! You're suppost to know that because it is written in the Sacred Biblyography of C'Shan!" Jack Sparrow said "Who's C'Shan?" Evil Patchixx said "Uh oh, now ye done it! Ur gonna be sendin flowers 2 urself!" he this disappeared and Jack Sparrow turned around and the Evil Squidward Man's ship was there. Acid was raining from the sky and the Evil Squidward Man said "I finnaly fond ye Jack Sparra! Now ye shall pay 4 ur patronizin!" Jack say "What r u gonna do?" The Evil Squidward Man reply "Look behind ye!" he did and there was the giant Maw of C'Shan! then screamed but it was one of those perfektly cut screems and then he was in the stomak of C'Shan and the ship was floatin in the stomach acid and giant red Stomach tentacles appaered and jack was fight them but he failed and he get into the stomach acid of C'Shan. Screen then showed hyperrealistic imaged of his corpse being dissolved by the acid and it was scary k?
The tape then ejected and so i gave it back to the Zodiac Killer and he said "Now do you see!?" and i said "I guess so son but y they make this?" he siad "NO! YOU DID NOT LEARN THE MESSAGE FROM T FILM!?" i said "WAT R U TALK ABOUT!?" he said "D SACRED BIBLYOGRAPHY OF C'SHAN SAYS WHY THEY MADE THE TAPE! IF YOU DON'T KNOW THAT THAT MEANS U DIDN'T READ IT = UR DEAD LOOK BEHIND YOU!" I looked behind me and there was the great Maw of C'Shan. I said NOOOO! then eaten then died.
P.S. If you did not know the stuff about the tape or Fatty being the captain of the ship u might not wanan look behind you ok?
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