Doggy Heaven

"Doggy Heaven" is the 43rd episode of Wiksteria Lane.
==Summary==
After finding out what happened to his pet, Lynette attacks and captures Renaboss, in order to get both revenge and closure. Meanwhile, after learning of the attack endured by his beloved daughter, Villain concludes that the sensible thing to do is to execute Rena. The first wikia war starts and Jdg and Sonya are called to combat, and Prima gets a new perspective on where her life should be headed.
==Plot==
Renaboss pushes the dog's beheaded cadaver from off his back, and rolls around in the mud. Panting, gasping, completely horrified and disgusted. He stands up quickly and admires the mess: his clothes, his whole self, covered in mud and blood and other bodily fluids. He starts to tear up, and to feel a bit sick. Jdg asks if he needs any assistance, and Rena doesn't reply right away. He then turns to face the severed head on the ground. He looks into its open eyes, the tongue sticking out, the red liquid mixing in with the brown soil. He looks at it, saddened. Jdg asks what's wrong. "It was Cat's dog..." Rena says, his voice weakened. Jdg doesn't know how to react. "I, I, it was, it was going to kill us, I, it killed people..." Rena cuts him off, saying, "I know! I, I know. It's not that, it's just... It's an unfortunate situation." Jdg looks down. Rena tells him they have to bury it. Jdg nods affirmatively, but then looks at his wristwatch. "Um, Rena... It's... Morning is coming, I... I'm sorry, we spent so much time looking for the dog that I lost track of it. I have to report for duty, today is my first day of combat." Rena looks at him with concern, and nods. Then he says, "Don't go doing anything stupid." Jdg smiles, barely, and says, with a light humor, "Damn. The one thing I'm good at." Rena returns the weak smile. Jdg says he'll walk back home, since the titular portal isn't far anyway. As he heads off, after putting the scythe down next to the car, Rena moves to retrieve the shovel from the trunk of his car. Then he starts digging a hole to bury the dog in. He digs, and digs, and digs. For about an hour, trying to make the hole as deep as possible. Until suddenly he drops to the floor, having been hit in the neck with a tranquilizer dart. Andalusian's black boots walk through the dirt and towards the unconscious body. And the beheaded one. Walking right behind her is her boss, Lynettefan, who doesn't look pleased, having witnessed the decapitation going down through the Staff monitoring station. Andalusian puts away her small tranquilizer gun, and Lynette tells her, "Thank you for doing this. I know it's not a task suitable for someone of your caliber, but Matthew hasn't been answering my calls." Andalusian doesn't reply. Lynette looks at Rena and says, "Well, I guess now we have to move him. Damn it." He turns to Anda and says, "Could you maybe... Um... I have no hands."
Flashback - The young Lynettefan2626 stands in his living room, in the house he grew up in, admiring his father cleaning the precious shotgun handed down to him by his own deceased father. Such a beautiful weapon. "Daddy, when you die, am I gonna get that weapon?" Julietfan2626 chuckles and tells his young boy, "Sure, why not? Make sure you don't do anything stupid with it. But don't get too excited, I don't plan on biting the dust anytime soon." Lynette makes a sad face. Juliet notices this and chuckles again. "But I want it too!" a familiar-sounding voice says from behind Lynette. He turns around and his twin brother, Reginafan2626, isn't amused. "Why does Lynette get to have it?" he asks. Juliet explains to Regina that the first-born son always gets the most prized possessions, and since Lynette was born a few minutes before Regina, the shotgun goes to him. Lynette grins, wickedly, pleased. Regina starts to pout. DocMD emerges from the kitchen in the company of BelleLover, both of them discussing the latest book they're meant to read for their small book club. They are giggling and being friendly and Juliet interrupts them, asking his wife if she's already finished making dinner. Smiling, Doc tells him, casually, "Oh no, sweetie, sorry, Belle and I got distracted talking about the book and..." "Because I have been waiting for about half an hour now, ever since I got home from work." Juliet's tone isn't friendly. Belle and Doc's smiles drop, but the kids hardly seem to notice anything. They start playing with cards. Juliet continues: "It was bad enough coming home starved, tired, only to learn you hadn't even started making dinner. Half an hour later, what do you know, I'm still starved." "I'm sorry, I..." "Apologies shouldn't be given, they should be avoided!" Doc looks intimidated. Belle makes an angry face, and starts to say, "Now you listen to me...!" Juliet cuts her off, saying, "Belle! We so appreciate your visits. Truly. And you must appreciate visiting us as well, seeing as how you seem to be here every single day." "You have something to say to me then say it, smart-ass, don't play coy with me!" Belle tells him. "Belle!" Doc intervenes, "Please. We can... we can talk about the book tomorrow. At the club." Belle looks at her, surprised. Then back at her husband, infuriated. She holds back, however. "Okay. Sure." Doc puts on a feigned smile and says, "I'll bring the chips. As usual." Belle nods, mechanically. When she leaves, she slams the door. Lynette looks up as his mother heads back into the kitchen, walking slowly. Juliet resumes cleaning the shotgun.
He moans. Feeling tired. His head hangs low as he sits over his ankles. He starts to slowly regain consciousness, feeling still a bit woozy. Renaboss tries to fight this off, as he quickly realizes that he's been sedated. A quick thinker. He moves a little and realizes that his hands are up, chained to the wall behind him. Shackled. He looks around, and it's dark, but a bit of sunshine peaks through the grated window on the opposite wall, way up high. Then, the doors to the storage room are opened by Andalusian, still tagging along with her boss, while she has nothing better to do and is filling someone else's shoes. Lynettefan enters the area. Renaboss isn't as fazed as he should be. "What the fuck do you want now?" Rena asks. Lynette gives him a smile. Then says, "You know, upon getting to know you better, I realized something: you're a very determined young man. Aren't you?" "Ma said so," Rena says, unnerved, "What's your point?" "I just knew right away that you were capable of doing a lot in order to protect those you care about, or the community as a whole. In some way, we're a lot alike. You and me." "Yeah, every bad guy says that to every good guy. You know I can't stand our clichéd confrontations. Get to the fucking point." Lynette chuckles. "Fine, I apologize," he says, "I'll try to steer clear of the commonplace trivial conversation. You killed my dog. I resent that." "How the fuck did you even know?" Rena has to ask, intrigued. Lynette smiles, as he always does, and tells him, "One of the major clichés involves the bad guy telling the good guy all of his secrets, his ways. Then the good guy lives through and uses that information to his advantage. I'm not gonna take that chance." "So you come into this already counting on me to survive," Rena tells him, "You've gotten soft." Lynette has to laugh. "It's so sad we can't be friends," he goes on to say, "The people around me bore me. At least you can make me laugh. "Oh God this is gonna end with you giving me the kiss of death just for the heck of it, isn't it?" As Rena finishes saying this, Lynette laughs again. "No," he then says, "Don't worry. Nothing like that. I want to talk to you. And we will talk." "Why?..." Rena asks. He is both irritated and curious. Lynette simply tells him, "I shall come back at a later time. Alone. Then we talk. In the meantime, I want you to sit there and think of how naughty you've been. Poor, poor Rocky. And I'd grown so fond of the little pet." "You trained him to kill people!" "Whatever do you mean?!" Lynette asks, faking indignation, "Why, I could never!" Rena doesn't indulge him. Lynette smiles again. "I'll be back," he says. "They always say that too..." Rena tells him, as he goes.
Villain fan comes back home from Belle's template, having spent the night with her. After telling her all of his deepest, darkest secrets, and falling asleep with her in his arms. He walks through the front door, and as he closes it behind him, he notices his beloved daughter sitting on the couch, in the PM, arms around her knees, in a semi-catatonic state. Her nightgown ripped. Her face beat up and bruised. Villain's world comes tumbling over with the horrific sight, and he rushes over to her and asks what happened. Lady wakes up from her daze and starts bawling. "R-Rena... Rena..." She brings her face to her father's chest and her tears soak up his shirt.
Matthewvp09 is in his PM room, now the sole resident of his template. By his feet is a large cardboard box containing several of Nosh's old belongings. He is trying to get rid of all of the things that remind him of his partner-in-crime. Probably to donate to some local charity. Nosh would have appreciated that. He always maintained a glimmer of goodness and hope for something better as the three thugs led out their life of misdemeanor. Matthew now wishes he'd listened to him. Had they left when he wanted, Nosh wouldn't be dead. He notices a framed picture of Nosh, posing awkwardly for the camera, by some museum that the three never actually went into. A small funeral was held, to put the body to rest. Matthew and the priest were the sole attendants. Matthew tries to fight back the tears. He hasn't drank since Nosh died, despite wanting to. Badly. His cell phone starts to buzz. He takes it out of his pocket. The caller ID says "Boss". Matthew gets an infuriated look on his face, and rejects the call.
Matthew puts the cell phone back in his pocket and tries to calm down. He picks up the cardboard box and seals it shut.
Rena holds his head back up again when the doors to the storage unit are re-opened. Lynette comes in, still with Andalusian. "I thought you said you were coming alone this time," Rena tells him. Lynette shrugs this off, saying, "I guess sometimes I forget I don't have hands anymore. Still need someone to unlock the doors." He then signals at Anda to leave them alone, which she does. She's visibly bored. "Is that perchance the new Amy?" Rena asks. Lynette doesn't reply. "Now, about that conversation," Rena reminds him, "May I ask again what it is regarding?" Lynette sits down on one of the steps leading to the entrance. "I really don't know where to begin," he says, "So much to cover." Rena looks annoyed. Lynette then starts to reminisce. "You know, um... Before Rockaboss, I used to own another dog. My daughter wanted one." Rena looks confused. "She, um, was rather insistent really." Lynette chuckles, his mood lighter. "Unfortunately, the poor doggy got cancer. We had to put it down. She was inconsolable, of course. I told her that, that the dog was in a better place now. Doggy Heaven. Where he could run wild and free and play with other dogs. It made her feel better. It was just something I said out of the mouth, of course. But..." Rena looks further confused as the President goes on. "I didn't believe in Heaven at the time, let alone Doggy Heaven. I kind of have to now." "Okay, I'll bite..." Rena says, "Why?" "Because... my little angel is gone. My beautiful baby girl. And if I don't... hold on to the idea that she's there right now... up in Heaven... waiting for me, that we'll meet again... well, I just might lose it completely." Rena starts chuckling. Lynette isn't pleased, and asks if something is funny. "Well, it's just, I mean, do you think I'm stupid?" "Extremely, yes, what is your point?" "You don't have and have never had a daughter. No one who knows you has never brought up a daughter before me. I don't know what kind of sick crap you're pulling, but, honestly, it's just boring me." Lynette looks uneased. "I did have a daughter," he recounts, "And a wife. They were both taken from me. By your dear guardian, Villain fan." Rena grins. "What?" Lynette says, "You don't know that man like I do! You don't think him capable of doing such a thing?" "Oh, I do, I certainly do," Rena tells him, "That son of a bitch had a kid's heart in a fucking jar. Lingering story, gotta get back to that at some point. I think he's capable of that and much more. I also think you're full of shit. Why, no fucking clue. So enlighten me: what's your angle?" "I don't have an angle, dipshit..." Lynette tells him, increasingly annoyed, "I am... I..." "I, I, I, bye. Get me out of here and spare me the bedtime stories." "Wow. Well, I guess it doesn't matter now and never will, will it? I am the villain. You people have ensured that." "We people? Oh my God what is your fucking disability? You're a murderer!!" "And you're not?! You just killed my fucking dog!!" "It was Cat's dog!! AND YOU KILLED HER!! You killed her you miserable piece of shit!!" Lynette licks his lips, nervously, and tells him, "I'm sorry about that..." "The fuck did you just say to me?" Rena asks, bitterly. "I am sorry!! I... I lost it when you told me about the jarred heart, I thought, I thought he had killed my daughter!!" "Are you telling me it's my fault?! Huh?! Is that what you're saying, you son of a bitch?!" "No, no!! I..." "You what?! Huh?! You killed a little girl in cold blood for the heck of it!! And you have the fucking nerve to stand there and fabricate stories about daughters and dogs and shit?! I don't give a fuck about your delusions, you stole the life of a little girl!! You are worthless!!" "I'm sorry!! I am!!" Lynette is crying, and kneeled down before Rena. "I... I lost my head... I know that... That I've done so many horrible things and continue to do them, but... That... I didn't want to do that. I just... snapped. I... I am so sorry..." Rena looks at him, at his expression. Lynette's tears keep washing his face. "You're sorry?..." Rena asks. "Yes..." Lynette tells him. Rena spits in his face. "Fuck you..." he says. Lynette starts to pant. He gets back up, and wipes his face clean. He is trembling from the nerves. And he walks out again.
Wikia has changed. The Glee Wiki and the Lostpedia are now the stage for a war. A battlefield. On the side of the Glee Wiki the army is commanded by the operatives of the Medal of Honor Wiki. On the side of the Lostpedia, the army is directed by those of the Call of Duty Wiki. The Glee Army features the members of the Glee Wiki and of Wiksteria Lane, and other additional minor wikis that are aware of the evil façade of President Lynettefan2626 and are trying to fight for the greater good. The Lost Army features the members of the Lostpedia and Wiksteria Lane and other minor wikis who believe that their beloved President is righteous. They believe all of his lies, all of the propaganda he has spread to promote this war. Including the notion that President Gleekobsessed blew up his own manor (whilst being gone from it himself, convenientely so) to give the idea that they were under attack. Whereas he also blew up Wiki Burger, in Lynette's territory. How tragic. But Jdg98 knows better. Dressed in military attire, the green camouflage uniform, he now holds in his hands the weapon assigned to him, your average run-of-the-mill combat rifle. Several military posts are stationed throughout the ample territory in this senseless war. Senseless in more ways than one. Jdg98 and two of the colleagues nominated for his team, Dr. Sonya and Simple.PlanNER, find themselves in their trench. Sonya looks extremely nervous, and Jdg can tell he instantly regrets signing up for the war. It is day one, and his nerves are already heightened. Simple, however, shows no remorse or fear whatsoever. The young man appears to be excited to be a part of this killing game. "We should go out already," he says, "We should go and shoot the bad guys, we're wasting our time here." Jdg reminds his older "war buddy" that they need to strategize, come up with a proper attack and deffense plan, but Simple barely listens to him, all fired up. Jdg tells him to calm down and let their superior report the orders to them. Simple looks annoyed. Sonya sits down, gun in his lap, blank stare. Jdg asks him if he's okay. Sonya doesn't seem to notice him for a few seconds but then the question sinks in and he nods. "I don't understand why you're being like this," Jdg tells him, "You killed my uncle out of the blue. All of a sudden the idea of going out and killing people does this to you? Or is it you're just a coward and don't wanna die yourself?" Sonya looks at him, shocked, and doesn't know how to reply. "Yeah," Jdg says, "I thought so." The fourteen-year-old resumes being in a look-out position.
Villain fan is seen sitting in the couch of Renaboss' PM room, having used his daughter's key to get inside the template. He sits there, playing the waiting game, and is somewhat relieved when he hears the front door being opened. Rena makes his way inside. Villain fan stands up and tells him he'd been waiting for him. Rena asks why. "I have to kill you for what you did to my daughter," Villain says. "Okay," Rena tells him, after two seconds. Villain is confused at his reaction. He shakes it off and says, "I can't believe that... I mean, she was... She was raped by Lynettefan. And, and make no mistake, I... I have every intention of killing that son of a bitch. And to make it as bad as I possibly can. I knew what the risks were when I set up my daughter with him, and I took them. Then he hurt her. Pretty bad. And my world shattered when I found out about it. But then... For you to do the exact same thing to her... After I deposited my trust in you, after I let her be with you..." Rena doesn't react at all. Unbeknownst to Villain, he is talking to RenaBOT, who is at the moment being controlled by scientist Sadball48 in the monitoring station at the Staff headquarters. The scientist keeps talking into the microphone box and controlling the robot, as best as he can, whilst watching and hearing the confrontation on the screen before him. Villain tells his company, "I'm going to murder you now. Do you understand that?" "Yes," Rena says, "I do." "Well... Good then." Villain takes out his handgun, from his coat pocket. Rena instantly kicks his hand, sending the gun flying. Villain shouts with pain and Rena picks him up by the shoulders and throws him to the floor. He then kicks Villain repeatedly in the stomach, and the force is so intense that the middle-aged man almost passes out from the pain. However, Rena suddenly stops. Sadball had been given no instructions about killing anyone, let alone his sworn enemy. The intention is to screw up Renaboss' life as much as possible. Rena, the android, picks up the gun, and sits down at the kitchen table and opens up the newspaper. Then he pretends to read. Meanwhile, Villain fan tries to get up.
Flashback - Julietfan2626 is preparing to go back to work after lunch, to the advertising company. He shouts at his wife that she better have dinner waiting for him that day when he comes back. Briefcase in tow, Juliet walks up to his car, but is interrupted by Villain's presence. His neighbor asks if they can have a conversation. Juliet, who doesn't like Villain, looks annoyed and tells him he's in a bit of a hurry. Villain doesn't care: "Look, Belle told me what happened yesterday, and to be honest, buddy, it's getting a bit sickening, the way you treat your wife. The whole neighborhood knows you're verbally abusive towards her and we don't feel much like putting up with it anymore." Juliet grins and tells him, "The way I talk to my wife is not of your damn business. Are you so bored with you and your woman's intimate life that you have to pry into other people's?" "I'm just saying," Villain continues, "You better knock it off. Your wife is a good woman. She deserves better than to have you constantly talking down to her." Villain turns his back at Juliet to go back home, but the other man puts his hand over Villain's shoulder and turns him back around. "Just a second there, buddy. You know, I don't think I like this interest of yours in my wife." "What the hell does that mean?" Villain asks, indignant. Belle watches the confrontation take place from her kitchen window, Villain having been sent at her request. DocMD is washing the dishes from lunch when she notices it too. Outside, the two men continue their discussion. "I see the way you've been looking at her lately," Juliet tells Villain, "The casual get-togethers, the unexpected visits, the waving..." "Make your fucking point," Villain says, annoyed. "You wanna fuck my wife," Juliet claims. "Oh my God, you are stupider than I gave you credit for," Villain responds, "You think that because anyone would be kind enough to believe your wife should be treated with the respect she deserves, that means they want to get in her pants? Are you really that cynnical and awful?" Regina and Lynette come running from the back of the house, playing with their football. "Deny it all you want, fucker, I know the truth. Let me guess, your missus isn't putting out as much as she used to? So you turn your attention to the hot young thing across the street." "Watch your mouth..." Villain warns him. Juliet continues: "I don't blame you, buddy. Hell, if I had to sleep next to that woman of yours, I'd feel like straying too." Villain pushes him. Juliet falls on his ass. Belle gasps, and Doc comes outside. The kids are confused. Juliet gets back up quickly and punches Villain square in the jaw. Villain falls and hits his chin on the car's hood, hurting himself even more. He falls to the ground and Belle rushes outside. Doc comes to Villain's aid, and turns to her husband and asks what is wrong with him. "Yeah, sure, take his side," Juliet says, "Enough with this shit." He gets inside his car and drives off, almost running over Belle in the process. "Moron!!" she screams at him. The two women help Villain up to his feet and ask if he's okay. "Yeah, sure," Villain tells them, still annoyed, "Whatever." Lynette notices something on the grass. Villain looks on at the car leaving the street and is infuriated. Lynette hands him back his pocket watch, that fell from his pocket when he got hit, and tells him, "You dropped your watch, Mr. Villain." Villain takes it and goes back home, not saying anything.
At the monitoring station, Sadball has interrupted his "broadcast", which is fine, since Rena can just stay sitting at the kitchen table reading the paper. He's talking on the phone to his boss, Lynette, who stands in his office, Andalusian holding up the phone to his face, even more bored. Lynette asks him how the plan is coming along, and Sadball tells him he's already used the robot to give Villain fan a massive beating. Lynette is delighted and tells him to carry forward however he sees fit. Sadball answers affirmatively, and adds that he's working on some kinks regarding the android, and that soon enough he will be able to install some free-will chips that will make the robot walk around and assimilate information around it, and properly react to it, which will facilitate their job. Lynette then asks how his hands are coming along, and the scientist tells him he's almost done with those as well, also just needs to work out some kinks. "Excellent," Lynette tells him, "I love it when the news is all good. Keep up the good work, Sadball." He signals at Andalusian to hang up for him, and then tells her, "And you, my dear, you can get started on what I brought you in for." Andalusian doesn't react. She just leaves the office. Deep down she's excited. Lynette smiles evilly...
Lady Junky has applied all sorts of ointments on her face to help heal her bruises faster. Still, she remembers it took so long before to properly heal. She looks at herself in the mirror and can't believe this has happened to her again. There is a knock on the front door, and she moves to answer it, slowly, slightly afraid. Her father wouldn't knock, and she dreads the idea that maybe Renaboss came back. She opens the door and is confused to see Primadonna Girl standing at the entrance, holding up a tray of horrible-looking home-made cookies. "Hi," she says, "So my transsexual girlfriend tells me I have to work on my social skills and on making friends. So since I made you eat the floor yesterday, I thought the least I could do was try to make amends." Lady is further confused. "I made cookies," Prima says, referring to the chunks of charcoal on a platter. "They look horrible," Lady tells her, in her trademark accent. "So does your face," Prima says, "Did someone overcook you as well?" Lady lets her in.
Some time afterwards, the two blonde beauties are sitting on the same couch in the PM room, talking. On the coffee table is a platter with store-bought pastries that Villain had gotten for Lady earlier. Prima's cookies were instantly binned as soon as Lady got a hold of the platter, before the diva's eyes. Prima has just been told what happened, and is completely horrified. "I can't believe Rena could do that to you!!" she says, after gasping. "I guess now you no want to call him no more," Lady tells her, referring to how their riff started. "Oh, make no mistake, I still have every intention of sleeping with him," Prima says, "Some mountains are just meant to be climbed." "You are in relationship..." Lady reminds her. "Oh yeah," Prima remembers, "The tranny. Yeah I totally love her. Anyway, what happens now? I mean, he's the authority around here, can he be arrested?" "I worry that... That my father might hurt him. Bad." "Why worry?" Prima has to ask, "Isn't that a good thing?" "I just... don't understand what possessed Rena. I know that I hurt him, very, but... for him to do to me the same that Lynette did." "I know, right?... What did Lynette do, again?" "He raped me..." Lady tells her. "Why are you giving me that look?" Prima asks, "Nobody ever told me that before. It's not like I know every single detail about your life, you know? I used to think you were I luv pll." Lady continues to lose herself in her horrifying memories of being violated by the man she loves, or loved, and starts to tell Prima, "I am just... I don't know why bad things happen to me. I don't think... I deserve. I never ask to be a part of nothing. Still, I... I suffer one pain after two pain. I am so tired." "Are you talking about the dead baby thing?" Prima asks, nonchalantly. Lady gives her a look, surprised at her candure, but then says, "Well, yes. Too. I, I didn't want that baby, and I felt very guilty to lie to Rena, but... Still, it was my first child. Ever. And I lost the baby. I actually thought for time there that, that baby could give my life better meaning. Purpose. When I lost the baby, I... Something died inside of me." "Yes, your baby died inside of you," Prima says, "That's like literally what happened." "Stop! Why are you so brute? I am just telling you that, I feel so unhappy." "You think a kid would have changed that?" Prima asks. "What? That's, not my point at all," Lady tells her. "Oh my God, you're right," Prima says, standing up, "Life is meaningless without children. They bring joy into the world. If you don't have a child, you're not worth a damn! I need a baby in me!!" Prima storms out. Lady is forced to add confusion to the long list of conflicting feelings inside of her.
BelleLover and DisneyMeerkats arrive at Rena's template, having been called over by Villain fan. They ask why they're there, and Villain starts to tell them that Rena is acting strange ever since he came home, and he can't put his finger on what is going on. Rena still sits at the table. Still on the same pages. Villain asks for their help. Disney, confused, tells him that she's sure everything is fine, and heads to the kitchen. Belle asks Villain why he was there in the first place. Villain is reluctant to tell her. Disney sits down at the table, and greets Rena. He doesn't answer, or react, whatsoever. Disney finds this odd. "So, Rena, um... I've been thinking, I've been on the lane for weeks now, and we haven't hung out much, if at all." Sadball comes back into the station, having gone to the bathroom, and notices Disney talking to the android. He rushes back to his seat, alarmed. He then skims through a list Lynette made of Rena's acquaintances, the people important to him, complete with images and descriptions. He stops his finger on Disney's. In the kitchen, Disney continues, "It doesn't seem right. We were best friends going up. Remember? You always called me your bro." Disney chuckles. "Life, huh? Let's go to some sports bar tonight. Waddaya say?" Rena looks at her, finally, and says, "I don't socialize with transsexuals, I am afraid of catching whatever mental disease you people have." Disney looks hurt and shocked. "Rena, that's really mean," she tells him. "You knew what you were getting yourself into when you decided to cut your dick off," the robot continues, with Sadball improvising as he goes along, "You can't really expect freaks to be treated with the same level of respect as actual normal people." Disney starts to tear up. At the door, Belle slaps Villain and tells him, rather lowly, "Are you insane?! What is wrong with you?! Huh?! How could you ever for one second believe Rena to be capable of, of, of raping anyone? I raised that boy right, Villain! Are you insulting my parenthood?!" "I... What? Belle, my daughter told me he raped her!!" "Then your daughter is a fucking liar and you two should work on that," Belle tells her, aggravated, "Rena did not do anything of the sort. He's a good boy. And I'm gonna set this straight right now." Belle walks into the kitchen as Disney leaves to go cry in the PM room. The middle-aged woman sits down and asks it, "Rena, did you rape Lady?" The robot looks at her and says, "Yes." Belle is confused. "What? Are... are you sure?" "Yes," the robot repeats, "I came in her cunt and cleaned it off in her hair. It tickled me in a strange way. Tehe." Belle gives him an odd look. She stands up and walks back towards Villain. "Well?" the man says. "I don't know what the hell is going on," Belle tells her lover, "I don't know if some martian descended onto our planet and took Rena's form, if he's being possessed by something or even if someone fashioned a robot to look like him, but that" she says as she points at the robot on the table, "That is not my Reny." Villain rolls his eyes at her. Then he stops. And thinks. And remembers that he lives on Wiksteria Lane. Anything is possible. At the station, Sadball gulps as he hears them.
The doors to the storage room are opened yet again, by an unnamed thug. Lynette comes in, holding in his arms, with as much balance as he can muster, a covered food platter. "I figured you might be hungry," Lynette tells him. "New buddy?" Rena asks, referring to the thug. "Well, I do have hundreds of employees at my disposal," the President tells him, "I think people forget that. Anyway, Matthew still won't return my calls, so I called him for some other help." "Maybe he's still mourning his dead friend. You know, the one killed by the dog that you turned into a vicious beast." "Still?" Lynette says, "It's been three days or so, shake it off." Lynette puts the platter down before Rena, as much as he can. "I'm not hungry," the Chat Mod says. "You've been here for hours, of course you're hungry." "Then fucking let me out so I can go home and eat," Rena asks. "I can't do that. I kind of need you here. You see, this isn't just about revenge for killing my dog, I actually needed you elsewhere while I did something. While you did something." "The fuck does that mean?" Rena asks, impatiently. "Never you mind that now." "I'm not gonna eat whatever poisoned meal you cooked up," Rena states. "I didn't cook up anything, I don't usually do. My maid prepared that. She's a handful, but she's got magic fingers in the kitchen. But fine, if you don't wish to eat right away, we can talk. I'm curious: where did you get that marvellous weapon your friend killed the dog with? The scythe?" "Black woman had it," Rena says. "Oh, I understand." "You thinking about maybe claiming it for yourself, using it for war?" Lynette chuckles, and brushes this off. "You're so fucking sick, can you not see that?" Rena starts, "You randomly started a war in which people, innocent people, are gonna lay down their lives. For what?" "Good question," Lynette answers, "You ask well but to one who can't tell. This war is random. You see, forces far greater than mine are at work when it comes to this war. I'm just playing along, because why not?" "What do you expect to gain from it?" "Well, one of the goals I set some time ago was to become the President of all three major wikis. Somewhere along the process, I forgot about that. I already have two under my belt. I want to add the Glee Wiki to my collection." "Is power really that important to you?" "Renaboss, I have one major goal: to murder Villain fan, and make it hurt bad. Everything else I do are hobbies. We all need to entertain ourselves with something." "People are dying because of your hobbies!" the irate Rena shouts. "I don't care!!!" Lynette fires back, "I don't give a fuck!! Who cares if a group of unnamed nobodies get shot in a war nobody told them to sign up for?! I. Don't. Care!!" Rena, looking angry, is just quiet. Lynette calms down, and sits back on the step. "I want to... My intention was to start a war with Villain. I guess... I think killing the little girl, your girl... Did that. But then, well... Fate had other things in store, I guess. I don't know how to do it. There. I don't know how to get back at Villain. What would hurt him most, would be hurting Lady." Rena's eyes widen. He starts to panic a little. "But I love her," Lynette continues, "She's hurt me. But I've hurt her worse, I know. Much worse. We hurt each other, that's all we do. But I can't stop loving her. Caring about her. I never thought I could love again after my wife. Then Lady came along. And after a while I was devastated again." Rena doesn't know how to react. He starts to let it sink in that maybe Lynette did have a family prior to his time on the lane. He asks, "Are you gonna kill me to get me out of your way to her? Is that what this is about?" Lynette smiles subtly. "No. I want to. So much. I want to rip your heart out and crush it. But I can't." "Why not?" "Well... I don't know. You know how... How bad guys always set out to hurt the good ones, rather than killing them?" "So... you see yourself as a bad guy, then?" Rena asks. "Oh yeah..." Lynette tells him, "Big time. I'm not clueless. I have gone far past the redeeming point. And I'm going to take it to the limit. My life has been ruined. And so long as I may live, I will make sure to ruin as many lives as I possibly can. Before I can finally rest in peace, in the company of my family." Rena remains silent, taking this all in. "Why, at the moment, I'm taking care of yours." "Dafuq does that mean?" Rena asks, increasingly aggravated. "Don't worry about that," Lynette says, "You'll find out for yourself once I release you. In the meantime, please, you really must eat something." Lynette signals for the thug to return. The man does, and releases one of Rena's shackled hands, per his boss' instructions. Then, the thug removes the lid from the food platter, and Rena is horrified to see what the main course is: Rockaboss' roasted head. The dog's face is the same as it was when it was severed, just seasoned and burnt. An apple in its mouth, over the tongue. Rena is completely horrified. He looks up at Lynette, who says, "I told you my maid had magic fingers."
Dr. Sonya is still sitting in the very same position he was seen in before, when Jdg last addressed him. This time, he looks much more nervous and anxious, and is rocking back and forth, hands on his knees. "I can't do this, I can't do this," he repeats to himself. Jdg, increasingly annoyed (Sonya's been doing this for several minutes now), moves closer to him and slaps him. "Shake it off, you fag!" he screams, "You're a soldier! You're in the army now, just like the song! You probably don't know it cos you only listen to pop princesses, right?" Sonya doesn't know what to say, so Jdg continues: "You're gonna get yourself killed if you continue like this." "I can't do this, I don't know why I did it in the first place," Sonya tells him, teeth jittering. "Because you're evil!" Jdg says, "Because you did fucking awful things! You killed my uncle!! You made Rena think he had cancer! You're a bad person, but unlike most bad people I've met before, you actually have a conscience that you did bad and you wanna change! Right?" Surprised, Sonya nods after a second of not reacting. "You wanna do right now," Jdg says, "You wanna be good. You wanna help protect our community, and the people in it you wronged. Like Rena. And me." Sonya feels further guilty. "You robbed me of my uncle," Jdg repeats, "One of the few people who stood by me when I needed them most. I didn't deserve that, and he didn't deserve to die at your hands. But he was already dying anyway. You probably spared him of a worse fate, a worse death, so I'm willing to overlook that. And you were coerced to harm Rena, so I'm willing to forget that too. Just so long as you have my fucking back in this thing. Now, can I count on you?" Sonya bites his lip and then nods. "Yeah war is awesome," Simple says, standing next to them. "Not helping, dude!" the annoyed Jdg says. The young man extends his hand to Sonya and helps him up to his feet. As soon as Sonya stands up, smiling, he is shot in the shoulder and falls backwards. Jdg and Simple gasp and duck, as do the other soldiers in the trench. Jdg gets a hold of his gun and peeks over the trench, ready to fire. He notices the shooter behind a tree, a black man dressed in blue, one of Lynette's frontman soldiers: Trae209. The black man retreats when Jdg's teammates start raining down bullets on him and the rest of the opposing team that approached them. Jdg then turns his attention back to Sonya. Jdg gets angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry. Rifle set up, Jdg leaps over the trenches and starts shooting at random, with a newfound pair of balls one has never witnessed on him before. Being a tiny target, the opposing soldiers can't seem to get a hit on him. Jdg shoots down one soldier, in the chest. Then he manages to disarm another one, shooting him in the hand, and then in the leg once it sticks out from behind the tree, and then fires a shot into the tree that comes out on the other side and pierces through the soldier's stomach. Then he goes around the tree, moving rather quickly, and shoots a guy between the eyes with admirable precision. Then he stops. The rain of bullets ceases. And he says to himself, "Like a fucking video game..." And smiles.
"EAT IT!!" Lynette orders. Completely disgusted, Rena continually refuses to. Annoyed and persistant, Lynette hits him over the head with his handless right arm. "Hurts, doesn't it?" Lynette says. He then kicks Rena repeatedly in the stomach. "You killed it!! YOU KILLED IT!! NOW FUCKING EAT YOUR PREY!!" Rena is crying from the pain. Lynette asks for the thug to assist their friend with his dinner. The thug takes out a knife and a fork from his pants' pocket, kneels down, removes the apple lodged in Rocky's mouth and slices off his tongue. Then feeds it to Rena. "That's one of the best parts," Lynette says, "Great starter. Eat it." "No..." the crying Rena says. "Eat it, or die. Simple as that." "I can't..." Rena squeals. "Fucking eat the damn tongue!!" Rena continues to refuse so the thug forcefully opens his mouth, despite Rena's attempts to fight off, and sticks the whole tongue inside of it. The thug uses his foot to step on Rena's free hand, bringing him further pain. The man shuts Rena's mouth with his hands, and Lynette tells him to either chew or choke and die. Crying, Rena is forced to start chewing. And slowly swallowing the tongue, piece by piece. Tearing it up, and getting a strong sense of nausea. He fights it off to keep from vomiting in his own closed mouth. Once the tongue is gone, the thug lets go. Rena gasps. "Now," Lynette says, very calmly, "I'm sure that only sparked your appetite. Let's keep going, shall we?" The thug sticks the fork in one of the dog's opened eyes, and yanks it right out. "Oh please no," the disgusted Rena begs. He starts to shriek. The thug proceeds the same way, putting the eye in Rena's mouth and forcing him to eat it. "You could be eating peacefully, satiating yourself by your own accord, if you just behaved and obeyed," Lynette reminds him. Rena swallows the eye in two halves. The thug lets out. Lynette smiles at the thug. And he uses the utensils to cut off one of the dog's ears. "No..." Rena is completely distraught. "Does my friend here have to use force again?" Lynette asks. Rena, crying, shakes his head, slowly. The thug brings up the ear to his mouth. The hairy, roasted ear... The dog was not skinned. It was not defurred. Just covered in spices and wine and placed inside an oven. Rena opens his mouth, closing his eyes. The ear is placed inside. He starts chewing on it. Open mouth. Chewing. He starts to get sick, as the dog's hairs get stuck in his teeth. He throws up. The ear comes out along with the contents of Rena's stomach. Pouring over the dog's head on the platter in front of him. The thug looks away and covers his mouth. Lynette, also disgusted, closes his eyes. "Eat it," he says, calmly. Eyes still closed. "Please..." Rena begs again, in vain. "Eat it." Using his free hand, Rena picks up the vomited-on ear. And places it in his mouth again. And resumes chewing.
DisneyMeerkats enters Primadonna Girl's template. The beautiful blonde is walking around her PM room, antsy. "What is it?" Disney asks, "Why did you call me over? You sounded nervous." Prima asks what took her so long, and her casual girlfriend informs her that there is a situation, an odd one, over at Rena's. Prima stops, stands still, and says, "I wanna have a baby." Disney is confused. "I... I need to have a baby. I came to that conclusion. I know that, that it's a rash one but, but I need a baby. My life, it... It is void of any meaning. Any substance. I told you that already." "And you think a baby is gonna change that?" Disney asks. "Isn't that what they do?" Prima tells her, "My mother was just like me growing up. Just a shallow, empty-headed diva. And she always said that her life only truly began when she had me. I want that, Disney. I need it." "Oh," Disney says, "Well... How are you gonna do it? I mean..." Disney is worried for their relationship, "Who do you want to have a baby with?" Prima doesn't answer for a few seconds, afraid of her lover's reaction. She plays with her hands. And finally says, "You." Disney doesn't move. "I wanna have a baby with you," she says. "I... I..." Disney can't figure out what to say, "We've been seeing each other for like a week and a half..." "I know," Prima says. "I can't... have children, I used to be a man. I can't carry a baby, nor can I give you... s-sperm." "I know," Prima repeats, "We'll figure something out. We can, we, we can mix up our eggs and find a sperm donor." "I don't have eggs," Disney says, "I repeat, I used to be a man." "Well, that's illogical," Prima says, "They turned your penis into a vagina and your pecs into boobs, they couldn't turn your testicles into egg factories? What half-assed doctors performed your surgeries?" "Prima..." Disney has to sit down, "You're just upset, and bored. You can't turn your life around this majorly based on that." "But I want to!" Prima tells her, "And I always get what I want, that's what my life has always been about." Disney sighs. Prima sits down in front of her. "You really want to have a baby with me?" Disney asks. Prima nods. "I don't connect to anyone else the way I do with you. I want to... I want to have a child. That's a lot of responsibility. I'm going to need someone by my side, and you're the only person I can think of. You're the only person I want." Disney takes this in. "What if we can't work out? What if you decide you don't want the baby?" "I can always abort," Prima says, "Yay freedom of choice." "What if it gets... too late for that?" "I can always miscarry," Prima responds, "My home has stairs. That worked fine for Lady. I'll wear a helmet though. Protect the pretty." "What if... You realize the baby is a handful after it's born?" "Wiksteria Lane has a river. My garden has rocks. Disney, stop freaking out, we're gonna be fine." Prima gets up and sits down beside her, taking her hands in hers. "Will you do this with me?" she asks. Disney tells her, "This is... This is stupid. It's a dumb decision. It makes no sense at all." "I know," Prima says, "Now will you please have a baby with me?" Disney smiles. "Yes..." she says. Prima is delighted. They kiss passionately. When they break off the kiss, Prima gets a shocked look on her face as she has an epiphany. "Oh God..." she squeals, "I'm gonna be fat..."
RenaBOT is still just sitting, at the kitchen table, reading a newspaper. Without ever turning the pages. BelleLover and Villain fan stare at him from the kitchen entrance. "He's been doing that for hours..." Villain asks, "What happened to Rena?" "I think he's been brainwashed somehow," Belle tells him, "Like he's a zombie or something. Villain, sweetie, I'm worried." "Don't worry, Belle, I'm gonna find out what happened to him," he assures her.
Flashback - Nighttime on the village where Villain and Belle used to live. Belle gets ready to go to bed. Villain says he'd rather stay in the living room a while longer and catch the ending to his movie. Since Belle wants to watch her soaps in the bedroom, she doesn't argue. They kiss and she heads upstairs. Belle says she'll go check on Disney before heading to bed, because of his cold. Villain doesn't listen. As soon as she's out of sight, he starts to look outside. And he sees Julietfan2626 arriving home, late. Having gone out drinking after work and lost track of time, on the one night his wife had actually made dinner on time. Juliet gets out of the car and notices his ladder outside of the garage, leaning against the side of the house. He is confused. On the roof, just in front of the ladder, is his precious shotgun... "Damn kids..." Juliet says. He drops his briefcase and starts going up the ladder, grunting. Villain smiles. Juliet makes it to the top. But he puts his right foot on the step that's been sawed through. It breaks. Juliet loses his balance and starts to teeter forwards. He grabs to the ladder for his dear life but falls backwards onto the driveway below, ladder falling on top of him. He is dead upon impact. The lights go on in his house. Villain retreats to his couch. It isn't long before Doc comes out of the house, in her nightgown. Upon seeing the image of her dead husband on the paved floor of the driveway, ladder on top of him, she lets out a scream, and rushes to his aid, in vain. Upon hearing the scream he'd waited for, Villain rushes outside. Belle follows him soon after, as do other neighbors, curious about the commotion. DocMD screams as she holds her husband and yells for an ambulance to be called, as she cries. A neighbor goes back inside to call 911. Belle is shocked, as is everyone else. But Villain just feigns his look. The twins come out of the house, and ask what's going on. Doc breaks down even more. Not knowing what to do, she doesn't turn around to face them. Belle rushes towards the children, telling them to go back inside with her. Villain looks on as DocMD cries out her pain on the driveway.
Back in the storage room, the thug is holding up Lynette's phone to his ear. "Yes. Yes, Sadball, I understand. You may get it to leave now. I'll meet you back at the lab. We'll discuss stage two." The thug hangs up for him, and gets out. Rena, weakened, both hands shackled again, asks what is going on. "What is this plan, huh?... What are you doing to me?" Lynette is quiet for a while. Then, he says, "You know... when I first saw you... When I first... Saw you getting out of your car, upon getting on the lane, my mind was blown." "Why?" Rena asks. "Because... I recognized you. From the... The picture, that my goons sent me. Of you. I saw who you were, and..." Lynette chuckles, "I... I actually turned to my secretary and told her that, that I had to destroy you. Isn't that funny? I have been... out to get you ever since you came onto our portal." Rena doesn't find it funny. "Where did you know me from?..." he asks. "Those goons that... Well, Matt, Mirlo, Nosh... They've always been working for me. They beat you up, and they tried to get the girl you had. They couldn't find her though. They actually came to the conclusion that she was dead. When they told me that, I lost my mind. Did some... Some crazy things." Rena is just more confused than before. "I thought that... That you had taken her. That you were hurting her." "Why did you want the girl?" Rena asks. "Rena... You're a smart guy. Act like it." Rena thinks about it. Then his eyes widen. He looks at Lynette, sadly. The president stands up and walks around. "Do you know where we are?" Lynette asks. "Some... some storage room," Rena says, "In the outskirts of wikia, I guess." "Yes..." Lynette tells him, "Used for storing supplies. In the... In the one right, right next to this one... Well, it's, it's, it's a different one. I've seen it now. I've been there. I searched through this whole area and found it." "What?" Rena asks. "It's all pink," Lynette says, "There are... There are drawings on the walls. Dolls, and toys. A television with a game console. It's where he kept her. Villain fan." Rena shoots him yet another confused look. "He kept MissMayfair in the storage room right next to this one... For three... whole years." Lynette starts to choke up. "And the first time she saw the light of day again, he killed her. Right before me." Rena starts to tear up. Over the confirmation of the demise of the girl that he once looked after. Over the news that she was killed by the man he sees practically every day, the father of the woman he still loves. And over the sudden realization that she was his worst enemy's daughter. "She... she would tell me that... That her grandfather wanted to kill her," Rena remembers. Lynette closes his eyes. "I think that's why she ran away from home... And wound up with you. God knows what she had to endure through." "Was it him?..." Lynette nods, slowly. Rena is horrified. "He killed her... Because I killed his daughter. But he always intended to hurt Missy. When it was convenient. I killed his girl because... Because I thought he had already killed mine. I was stupid. So, when I say that I am sorry... It's not just a shallow declaration. I took her young life, for no good reason, and I feel bad about it. But mostly I... I brought my own girl's death upon myself." Lynette's face is red from the tears at this point. He crouches down to be at Rena's level. "I know now that... that you couldn't have hurt her. You tried to protect her, and I appreciate that, so much. I truly do. I can't stop at this point because... Because I am evil. And you're good, and you have to stop me. But I can't be stopped, not until I stop him first. So I need to deal with you. With everyone who gets in my way. I'm sorry." He gets back up. Dries his tears, as best as he can. He starts to leave, and tells Rena, on his way out, "My employee is going to set you free now. You can go home." Lynette leaves. Rena doesn't move.
The thug lets Rena free. Rather than standing up and leaving, Rena falls to the floor and cries.
The screen goes white. When the image returns, we see DoctorStrange, dressed in all-white, with a frisbee disc in his hands. We get a moving panoramic view of the scenery around him. Wiksteria Lane. The titular portal of Wiksteria Lane. Or, it's paramount replica. The community DoctorStrange formed after life... He throws the frisbee. Rockaboss leaps and catches it with his mouth. Afterwards, the dog brings it back to his leader. Doc smiles and takes it, and pets the gentle animal. Rocky licks his hand. Around his neck is a red bow, that his owner chose for him. She thought it would look nice, and it does. DoctorStrange throws the disc again, and the dog chases after it. The sun shines brightly. A beautiful day on the lane. All of them are.
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