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DUH DEMON!!!

so theres a demon named matrixx who stalks meh every night and day and i can'ts takes it anymore.
when i first saw him-i was 5 years old and  went to bed alone. i woke up from a thump at exacly 3 o clock in the morning. on my bed was the demon matrixx. i was about to scream but it said in a demon voice my names matrixx... . he then dissapeared in mid air and i heard fog for the rest of the night. i ran to my parents bedroom screaming and crying and telling them everything but they didn't belive me.
seeing him again-i was 13 and i forgot about matrixx when i was 5 years old. i was on the couch watching family guy and i heard a thump and i turned around and yelled fuck!. i was in complete shock it was matrixx standing up staring at me. i could of saw his whole body he had a demon tail and claws that were like 5 feet long and toes that were very sharp 5 feet long. matrixx put his finger on me and scratched me. i then woked up in the hospital with a huge cut on my chest.
seeing him again- i was 15 and my scratched has healed i was swiming and i saw matrixx right behind me in the pool he was just staring. i was so scared my heart beated so fast i felt like i was going to have a heart attack. i then don't remember what happened.
the 2nd last time-i was 19 and i was in a seprate house with my girlfriend and i was taking a walk with her and something threw a rock at me and we turned around to see matrixx. we both screamed and matrixx laughed blood all over the floor and said you have alot to do if you want to get rid of me. he then dissapeared. thats the last time i saw my girlfriend.
the last time-so i was 24 and me and my friends were playing video games and i heard scratching as soon as i heard i knew it was that demon matrixx i looked and matrixx was there dripping blood on the floor with my girlfriends head laughing blood. my friend quickly screamed and called the cops but soons as he got his phone matrixx was gone and so was the blood but the head wasn't.
this is a REAL story and not a trollpasta but i'm written here cause it will get deleted on creepypasta wiki. after that matrixx never went to me again. do not yell matrixx's name out loud or he will come and get you.
LOL did you really yell it out loud did you really think its real? its 100pc fake.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Da Baby: The Shocking Truth

One day, one I was on the internet, I saw a meme about a person called "Da Baby". The thing that caught my attention was the fact that he is called "Da Baby" but he looks like an adult. This is a true mystery. I was contemplating on whenever I should call up my home boi Travis Scott or not but then I realized he might be killed if we both find out the truth about Da Baby so I decided to do this mission alone. I went onto Google and Googled "BBQ sauce on nipples". Also, "Da Baby age irl". Instead of there being a box showing his age and a picture of him to the right, there was simply just a link. I clicked on and since I have the mental capacity of a three year old I instantly screamed at the sight of what was in front of me. There was a picture of Da Baby but his eyes were red like they were... hyp- in 4K HD quality. On top of this horrifying display, his teeth were yellow. I immediately shut down my Travis Scott Leapster Explorer. Such an image only can exist deep within hell itself... so here it is!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Shortpasta
Da Blue Box

I was at a flea market and saw a brad-motherfucking-new copy of The Orange Box on PC for $1, but it was called DA BLUE BOX! So I bought it, put it into my PC, and played it, launched Half Life 2, but the title screen said Half Death 2, with a close-up of the face of the cheaple model, a model used for civilians doing stuff in the background to avoid using ALL DA PROCCESSING POWAH! and it was chanting "DIE MUDDAFUKKA" backwards and had red eyed and sounded like a demon, but who cared? I looked at the time, and it was 4 AM, so I went to bed, and watched Vinesauce while I went to sleep, I woke up, hopped onto my PC, and started playing, The intro was normal, then I got in-game, and THE TRAIN PEOPLE WERE BOTH EXTREMELY FUCKING DEFORMED! AND BREEN WAS THE CHEAPLE MODEL AND CHANTING SOME STRANGE SPELL! I completed the game, nothing special. Just all the main characters just had their lines replaced with demonic chants half way through. So I launched TF2, and it crashed. Then I tried Portal, GLADOS was silent the whole game, and wheatley appeared out of nowhere telling me I'm a worthless piece of shit, nothing special. Then I saw a screen saying "LOL JUST KIDDING, WE EXPECTED YOU TO QUIT AT THIS POINT, IT WAS TO PROTECT THE ACTUAL GAME ON HERE", then I played Half Life 3. Gaben told me in a email that he would pay me $2000000532408 if I don't say what happens in HL3, So now I am richer than fucking Bill Gates, he said I can write what happens before I played HL3, though. Also now I am suicidal, my dogs are all dead, and my mom has lung cancer, and my dad has dick cancer, and now I am being threatened by Kim Jun Un himself that he hates me so much he wants to nuke me, but he won't because he wants to prove he isn't as evil as people say he is, AND Obama himself tried to murder me, but no biggie.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Vidya games
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Da Evil Album

One day, i was sitting at my computer jacking off, when my smelly ugly wife told me to stop rubbing mah tiny cock and go outside because she had to vacuum or some shit. I hated going outside because it made my skin burn up, but i did it anyway so i can freeload off her for a few more days. I realized i brought my wallet with me, and decided to go to a music store because why the fuck not. It took me two days to get dere, because i was also fat and had no car and i had to live off my body fat to make it. And if u thought that was a near deth experience, think again.
I was at the music store and the guy at the counter told me to buy dis album. I didn't want it, but the guy told me that i had to buy it because it could cure me of my ugly wife. That was enough to convince me and i gave him all of my money. I looked at the back of the album and it told meh to play the album at 8 volume on my CD player and play it backwards. That sounds demonic to me butt i didn't care. I just want my wife ded so i can have her monee.
It took me 2 whole days to get back home, and by the then all my body fat was bye-bye, and I was all muscular looking. I came home and my wife beat me for not being home for four days, but then told me she wanted fuck since I looked beautiful. I told her i brought music for her and put it i the CD player, following the instructions. After about ten seconds she exploded, and she and her ugly unkempt hair were gone from my life forever. However, the CD shot out of the CD player and decapitated my head too for some reason. And that's how i ended up here in Hell.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Music
Category:Im died
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Da YuriofWind

I was on Youtube one sunny afternoon due to the fact I have no life and refuse to go outside because of wifi reasons and was on a really rad channel called YuriofWind. Yuri is a pretty rad dude because hes sarcastic as fuck and that brings me great joy but one day he wasnt! He uploaded a video called decent creepypasta story time and I began to cry Yuri made no sarcastic remakes about Tom but talked about a good creepypasta and so I soiled my pants with hyper realistic poo. After watching the video I went to his channel to bitch about one of his videos and say unsubscribed despite not doing so when it happened. Yuri's profile picture changed to a taco I said oh shit and ran to tell my mom while diarrhea dripped from my pants. My laptop floated after me with a knife while doing a endslate and I ran so super fast faster then sonic in fact. I say Tom and screamed hes gunna get me when he tripped me and wrote Sonic.exe 2 right in front of me. Tears began to roll down my face and my laptop stabbed Tom not me and I had a party when. When I woke up I was tied to a bed with my laptop talking mad smack yo (have to appeal to the younger generation) so I decked dat mofo. Hyper realistic blood splatted on me so I cried again. Im kinda a pussy in case you cant tell. I screamed cuz Yuri said he was done with bad creppypastas and gaming mystery's and instead was going to do the decent creepypasta story time and replace gaming mysters with you were fully aware of this shit obscure gaming remained but he canceled it in a second to make me a sad panda. I have no fucking idea where this story is going so Im just going to tell you about my. I had a doughnut and it was pretty good and went back to my room to sleep more but woke up and watched youtube videos all day but at like 6 i went out to olive garden and had the tour of italy (really good recommend it) and went home to write some shitty story because im bored as fuck. I suppose im going to end it by saying my laptop stabbed me while I was watching yuriofwind so theres your ending. Im going to bed now
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure
Dad's Poops

My dad's poops traumatized me.
For as long as I can remember, my dad's poops have always been very passionate. For some reason, he leaves the door half open so you can hear his poop shooting out of his butthole and splashing loudly into the toilet water all while he's grunting aggressively like "MMMMMMMMMMMM". When he finishes, he doesn't use toilet paper, he goes into the shower squats down, and splashes his arse with water. The ground of the shower has permanent brown spots all over it, maybe because of his splashing. My dad also walks around the house in just his underwear. His underwear is like a decade old, and the back of it is ripped apart, completely revealing my dads ass as he walks around the house without a care in the world.
I swear to fucking god, this must be some kind of attempt at his asserting his dominance in the household and it's fucking working, I'm traumatized.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Shortpasta
Dad Bod

There's no reason to have a Dad Bod when push ups exist. I'm always finding time to crank out a few p-ups. Ahh yep, I do maybe a thousand p-ups a day and I'm a father of two. Those nerds coloring with crayons? Time to squeeze in a few p-ups. Little dorks eating mac and cheese? It's p-up time. I'm like a leathered marble statue of a really muscular guy, my muscles are so tight and rugged. Hell, I took a p-up break while typing this comment. The ladies at work, these little work ladies, love when I crank out p-ups right there in front of them and come up off the floor red faced and with a sizeable bulge in my slacks. That bulge is unrelated to the p-ups, by the way, I'm just a guy who's always one hard nipple poking through a shirt away from a full meat platter. Hell, I'd cheat on my wife with one of these little work ladies if she wasn't one of the little work ladies I work with. We bone in the bathroom. I get jacked on p-ups and then we bone in the bathroom and there's nothing my boss can do about it because my vascularity is way too intimidating. I tell him he should do some p-ups if he wants to fuck my wife. It's the only way she gets that slizz juiced and loosed. She wants to see multitudinous p-ups and she wants to see those p-ups now! Whoops! Haha, okay, looks like she's watching me type this over my shoulder. Uh oh. See ya later, nerdbags. I'm gonna p-ups myself up to a full plumper and pump that honey ham rump of my little work lady wife.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Daddy's Girl

I am in my closet, scared out of my mind. I have witnessed the most gruesome murder and I might be next.
First, let's help you ou. You have no idea what you are getting yourself into when reading this.
Last week, I was browsing through my Wikia called Ugly Baby Wikia. It was deleted. I was in the Jeff the Killer File and I found the weirdest photo. It was of a girl with black hair,eyes to match and an axe in hand. I was wondering what this photo was doing in the file, so I emailed the person. I didn't get a response that made sense. The email said Jessiethekiller over and over again. So I asked her what was her deal. I got the same response except like this: Sheknowsitold. Repeating.
I felt like I needed to know more so I searched the tearm Jessie the Killer. I got the same picture I found. Then I saw a video had been posted on my Wikia...
It was being recorded now! Hey, that's my house I noticed that the video. I noticed the blogger's name. JessieJeffJane. What?! I was terrified when I heard the steps creak. I dove in the closet and I forgot my puppy was out there and he was brutally murderd. The door is thrown open and the girl stabbed me 123 times and I'm slipping away..
You want to be safe. Don't you. My name is Jessie and I am not amused. I am being hunted. But I am my daddy's girl, and I was born to kill. He loves me and says I'm his queen. My dad is Jeff the Killer. I am coming for you all.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
DaddyPig.avi

Today, I will tell you something that traumatized me, I had a stockpile of VHS's and I cleared them out and found a specific one called "Peppa Pig - S6 EP53", I assumed it was a original finale for Season 6 so I put the VHS into the player and the intro wasn't normal. The animated looked shaky, like it was scribbled, the audio sounded sampled and was gradually distorted, after all that, the episode started finally, the title was bizarrely called "Bacon" as bacon is from pigs, and Peppa is a pig herself, and the family was eating bacon cheeseburgers, when they were done eating, They went to the park, after 5 minutes of driving, they crashed into another car, causing Daddy Pig's entrails to spew out his mouth, the screen blacked out and an image popped up on screen. It was Peppa, she had whited out eyes, and had blood everywhere on her shirt, and she was saying a indecipherable language, and a buzzing noise can be heard in the background, after the creepy image, every kind of scary video clip popped up on my screen will be listed below
A man hung up on a noose
A man drowning a kid in a fountain
A pig suffocating in a blanket
A kid getting stabbed throughout their stomach
A snake biting a girls head off
And a man killing himself
After all those creepy clips, the episode continued, with the crash looking more crucial then it was, Daddy Pig was seriously injured from the crash, he had shattered glass all over his body and was moaning in pain, They rushed to the hospital but on they're way to the hospital, they approached a large gap, they didn't know how to avoid it, but they tried to boost the car so it goes over the gap, But instead falls through the gap, The car rolls over for approximately three halves of a minute, the car rams into a tree and was bizarrely undamaged, no one was injured or dead, Daddy Pig was not injured even more or dead, now they went to the hospital, Dr. Brown Bear, who's Peppa Pig's doctor, said that Daddy Pig had fractured his leg, The family was sad about that, Daddy Pig said "I might die, I might not have my leg and I might not walk", Mommy said "Poor Daddy Pig, why my husband", Peppa said "Now me and George are gonna be wistful bastards if you're gone", A title card said a day had passed, Peppa and George were sleeping until they heard a loud scream from a woman, They went to the room they heard the scream at, and Mummy Pig saw a beheaded corpse of Daddy Pig, Peppa and George started to cry, and they buried Daddy Pig at a opened space, the screen blacked out with gunshots, an image of Daddy Pig was standing in a black void until his body was chopped in half by a shadow with glowing red eyes, The shadow said "Remember kids, safety is an illusion", the VHS ended there, I was disgusted and creeped out, and I never ever wanted to see Peppa Pig after that.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Daemn Bellator

The third World War has already begun... Although unlike the wars of the past this war is fought in the shadows, in an era where everything is connected its odd how easy it is to conceal the truth. Now I realize that even when the truth gets out no one will believe it, hell if I hadn't been there when it happened I wouldn't believe it either. Like many of you who will read this I've read quite a few Creepypastas I even tried a few of the rituals, but unsurprisingly none of them worked. I was searching for a new pasta that I hadn't read yet when I came across what appeared to be a chat room that all revolved around a man simply named the Daemn Bellator; although most of the posts were old and about how a group named the Holy Seven had been chosen to imprison the monster and that ownership of him shifted every hundred years.
I continued reading and found out that the Holy Seven had one base on each continent, this created a problem however because the monster escaped when it possessed a weaker member of the Antarctica division earlier this year. After I read that post I noticed that there were no new stories of this beast. In fact the last post was written in March, after a few more minutes of rereading I received an IM on the site from an individual named The Gate Keeper he told me that I must protect humanity now. I asked him what he meant and he told me to come outside so I could inherit the powers of a Keeper.
At this point I looked out my window and saw nothing I laughed at myself and typed back that I didn't see him. He told me that I was looking out the wrong window and that's when I noticed a reddish light glowing from outside my kitchen window, when I looked out the window. I noticed that there was a group of people in front of what appeared to be a burning church. As I stared out the window in both astonishment and fear a hand came down on my shoulder and instantly pushed me out of my physical body. As I turned back in terror I saw my body on the floor and a baby faced man with pure black eyes staring at me I realized that he was a fellow Gate Keeper... but none of that matters now; we failed our job at protecting the Hell Gate from Daemn Bellator and now he has freed his brethren and doomed Earth. This may be the Third World War, but this one will not be fought using the force of soldiers, mortals are far to prepared for fighting simple wars like that. Instead this war will be fought by a few possessed men who fire off rockets of the apocalypse just a few strokes of a keyboard...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Dafuckermonster

I AM EDDIE BROCK. I LIVE IN NEW YORK, IM REALLY BAD AT JOBS. I GOT A BOX FROM THE GIRL I ONCE LOVED, GWEN. IT CAME WITH A LETTER...
WHY WOULD I OPEN SOMETHING THAT WOULD FUCK ME OVER? I WOULDN'T BE SO DUMB. THE BOX WAS A CARDBOARD BOX, AND THE ONLY WRITING ON IT WAS VENOM THIS WAS CREEPING ME OUT BUT I OPENED IT ANYWAYS... AFTER I OPENED IT, I FOUND OUT IT WAS... A BLACK CAT, I PLAY WITH IT ANYWAYS, I PULLED IT'S TAIL AND IT TURNED TO MY DESK AND STARTED SAY THINGS LIKE "COMMITING SUICIDE IS GOOD!" OR "PEOPLE ARE FUCKING IDIOTS"
3 HOURS HAVE PASSED AND IT IS STILL SAYING THINGS, LIKE "KILL PETER PARKER" AND "YO MOMMA IS FAT" IN FACT, HE'S NEARLY AT THE END OF THE JOTTER I WAS GIVEN BY MY FORMER BOSS. I THOUGHT SOME RANDOM GIBBERISH WOULD WORK, SO I SAID "BOOGA" BUT THEN HE REPEATED WHAT I SAID.
SUDDENLY, HE STARTED GRAB ME, RIGHT IN THE CROTCH, AND THEN IN THE TESTICLES. I WAS SCREAMING. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I HAD TO BADLY GO TO PEE, BUT THEN I COULDN'T MAKE IT IN TIME. I WET MYSELF. HE DRANK ALL OF THE PEE THAT WAS IN THE SMALL PUDDLE, AND SLASHED MY BUTT OFF.
I AM VENOM NOW, AND WILL BE FOREVER! I HAVE DEVELOPED IMMORTALITY. I AM OFFERING A MILLIONTH DOLLAR REWARD TO FIND AND KILL SPIDERMAN, AND STILL WAITING AND I'LL STILL BE COMING TO HIM.
Also, I need a new butt. Please donate to my GoFundMe.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Dakota's Story

As Jonas completed school, he walked home. On the casual walk home, he saw the car that usually passes by.
A shady, darkish man walked beside Jonas. The man grabbed him by the neck and strangled him. No one was around to help Jonas. While trying to get the man to ease his grip, he notices the features of his face. He had dark brown eyes. He had a large, uncombed beard. He also wore glasses; one of the lenses was cracked. The worst part of him was his smile. The sickening smile horrified Jonas. He needed to scream, but the man did not let the boy inhale any sort of air to do so.
Jonas had finally lost consciousness.
Jonas has awoken in a dark room. It took time for his eyes to adjust to the light. He was horrified as he saw what around him. There were several naked corpses stacked near him. Chunks of torn skin and muscle were hanging on racks. Jonas finds that his clothes are tattered. He had cuts and bruises throughout his body. He felt slightly numb. He cannot feel a large lash on his back. A sickening feeling overtakes him. He vomits.
After wiping his mouth clean, he noticed that he's in a basement and across the room was a rusted, iron staircase.
He hears someone walking down the stairs. It looked as though if it were a man. He has a welding mask on and wore a dirty apron. He wielded a large machete. Jonas was terrified. He attempted to make no sound, and pretended that he was unconscious.
The man slowly walked to Jonas. Jonas could not see through his welding mask. The man's left arm looked limp; he sees that bits are torn away. He walked beside Jonas. Jonas's body grew vey numb and found it impossible to move. He did not breathe. The man quietly whispers,
"You're awake, little boy." The man muttered. The voice filled with insanity.
He slowly raised his machete, and cut along near his chest. He had cut close to his heart. The man's intention was meant to invoke pain, not kill.
Jonas let out an agonizing shriek. The man let out an insane laugh, and scurried out the room.
Jonas was quickly losing blood. He felt his body leaving him. Jonas's surroundings had grown dark and he lost consciousness again.
He had awoken in yet another location. He looked around and found himself on what felt to be a table made of stone. Candles in the four corners of the table were burning. He looked to his side and found himself staring at a Pentagram. Jonas was very shocked.
He screamed again for help. Two very large men ran into the room wearing red robes in attempt to subdue Jonas.
They duct taped his mouth and arm to the table. They brought in an electronic saw and cut him open.
He couldn't handle the pain, and finally passes away. His body would later serve nicely in the next ritual.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Old Shit