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Sonic the Creepy Hedgehog

"Yum!" I yelled as I rised from my slumber in the morning. I couldn't not wait to start off the day with some healthy jogging, to really wake me up. I might even be the fastest jogger in the whole my block. 
Until suddenly, at that very moment, I heard a knock at my door. I went to go see who it was. When I opened the door, I saw a tall, blue hedgehog standing at my doorstep. With my expansive knowledge of video game knowledge, I figured out that it was none other than Shadow the Hedgehog. Shadow stood before me with his head drooped low. He had no eyes, just black, void-like eyes. Blood dripped from his eye sockets and dangling jaw, dripping onto his already bright-red shoes. I was worried they could stain. Somehow, I knew that if there was any indication of where he was looking, he would be looking straight at me. Finally, with his low and menacing voice, he said,
"YOUR DISTANCE TRAVELED COMBINED WITH THE TIME IT HAS TAKEN YOU TO GO SAID DISTANCE IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE NUMBER TO KEEP APPROXIMATELY THE SAME PACE AS I"
I was shocked and offended. I am hella fast. He doesn't know me. I slammed the door in his face. That was the last I saw of him, but I still have nightmares about him every night. He has haunted me. Taunting me in my subconsious, yelling that phrase over and over to me...I can no longer wake up and be excited for my day of healthy jogging, because I am constantly burdened with the question... "Is my distance traveled combined with the time it has taken me to go said distance an acceptable number?"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Sonic the Hedge Fund

I was taking a walk down the streets of Wall Street when suddenly, a shady looking businessman approached me. I was suspicious at first, but I wasn't about to let common sense stand between me and the American Dream, so I decided to hear him out.
"Hey buddy, wanna make some money?" He asked.
"Sure thing. After all, money can be exchanged for goods and services."
"Cool. Alright, just sign this paperwork, and we're good to go. Don't bother reading it. Ain't nobody got time for that, you know what I'm saying?"
"Yeah bro. Yeet." I signed the paper work and gave him a high five.
He then leaned in close and said, "Gotta go fast," and then climbed into his car and drove off at a velocity that was slightly above the speed limit.
And then some skeletons and ghosts showed up and did some spooky shit or something, I don't know.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Sonic
Category:Skeletons
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Sonic the Hedgeheg Z

Ok so hi guys my name is Joe mama and I have a very horrific story to tell so lets begin it's very scary you know 
I was an average saonic the hedgeheg fan like everybody else is and I was walking down the road until I found a game called Sonic the Hedgeheg Z
Now I didn't know this gayme came out I saw leaks of it on the interweb so I was curious and I asked what the fuckity fuck is a S0n the Hedgeheg Z and so I picked it up and put it inside of my cartridge of Sega Gaynesis games and then all of a sudden this dumbass came on screen he called himself Goku and he said I got scammed. What an asshole. I beat him up from outside of my tv and then he died. After he died s2nci the Hedgeheg Z finally came on screen and I was greeted with the most horrible image 
It was Sawinc the Hedgeheg. He was ANIME AND HAD HYPEREELISTIC BLOOD!!! But the anime part was what scared me the worst like oh my god anime sucks asscheeks. He then looked at goku's dead body and he said "How dare you you killed my lover" and I was like since when was snc gay lol and then he threw me into the TV and the game looked like total ass. I then had a seizure and passed out due to how fucking ugly it was 
I then woke up in Saw'sic's gayass room and he looked at me with hyperreeelistic eyes and blood. He then said that he was going to mutilate me beyond recognition and I had no fucking idea what that meant but I blew up his gay ass with the rocketlauncher he left in his room what a dumbass. After that I got out and then there was Toils and Fuckles and they had hypereelistic blood too!! But they looked fucking ugly they had their ribs open and ew those batsards I killed them swiftly.
But the worst of all of them was Joefucknik. He had the same name as me !! But the worst part of all was that he wasn't hypereelistic and he was ANIME!! He had a trollface mask tho so that was good. He then said "Come with me" and I said "shut the fuck up" because he was fucking anime and anime weebs create the worst fucking memes in existence and I was very scared of him because he was anime so I kicked his fatass to death and then I saw the portal back to my house and I took it while also taking Joefucknik's trollface mask. I then ripped the game out and mutilated it beyond recognition like Sanwis;c the Hedgeheg did to me and then I threw it in a dumpster
I am now no longer a Sansic the Hedgeheg fan. Thank you for listening to my story
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Hyper-realistic
Sonic the Hedgehog: No Mercy

When I was little, I always played the original Sonic the Hedgehog for the Sega Genesis. I was obsessed with the game. I was recently cleaning out the attic when I found my old Sega Genesis. But sadly no Sonic the Hedgehog 1 anywhere.
I asked my friend, lets call him Jonny, if I could use his credit card since we are both HUGE Sonic fans. Jonny, being the awesome friend that he is, agreed and we ordered the game off eBay.
The game took two painful weeks of waiting to get here. The game finally arrived in the mail and I called Jonny over. The game had no cover but a piece of paper with SoNic horribly written on it. We started up the game with no problems. The title screen was a little odd.
Everything was normal except for Sonic. He had black fur instead of blue and he had red demented eyes with a smile of razor sharp teeth to match.
We shook this off as just a glitch and started a new game. I wish we stopped playing there but we did not. The game started up normal. But as we passed through the levels his fur got darker and his eyes got more red just like on the title screen. And the music play the Sonic theme for every level but it kept getting lower and distorted as we continued on in the game.
By the time we reached the final level, Sonic looked exactly the way he did on the cover and the music was unrecognizable. Eggman had a look of terror on his face.
As we defeated Eggman a cut scene played. Eggman said in a chat bubble: "please have mercy!"
Sonic replied: "I SHOW NO MERCY!" Sonic then pulled out a knife and stabbed Eggman as hyper realistic blood came out. We shut off the game and burned it. I let Jonny stay at my place for the night as I could tell he was shaken up.
The next morning the game reappeared on the coffee table. We tried every method to get rid of the game but it always reappeared. We even tried to send it back to the original owner but when we looked up his eBay account, it said he did not exist. That's the day I learned that Sonic shows no mercy.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Sonic the Hedgehog: The Death of Tails

I was a Sonic Fan I Love The Video Games Of Sonic The hedgehog and brought the classics to even sonic x and adventures of sonic the hedgehog but there is one unrelessed episode of sonic X that that was never aired
i was bowsing on the internet i Find death of tals.avi i click on the file the file started downloading after it was downloading it was complete an few hours later i sall a episode of sonic X
i click on it and i sall a text that said Warning: this video you gonna about is that was scare the hell of you you haved be warned! then i got out the text and started the episode
The episode started with sonic running fast he thought he gonna see tails he run to tails home bue he wasen't there he look at the lake but he wasen't there he look at green land zone but he wasen't there
after he find tails he find something that made him scream it was tails bleeding huper realisticly i gotta throw up beacuse of that sonic was crying and tell the others he dead
After Moarning sonic and many many more freinds where it was sonic knunkles rouge, and many many more there where are crying for tails then it faded to static for 25 munites then i sall last text on my screen that said rip tails power 1991 to 2006
then it cut to black then a image flashed on my screen when i saw made me screen it was tails.exe when bloody eyes an black eyes a red text that said GOODBYE MIKE! then it faded to static then the file ended
i thought i upload this to youtube suddenly the file that i download it was gone even the text that i downloaded it gone too was this a prank was this a real episode?!
I DON'T KNOW and i warned you never find strange files.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Shortpasta
Sonic the Hedgehog 1: Dead Hill Zone

:hey hey tonic from the future here. this was essentially my first creepypasta which is awful with every cliche you could need
:have fun
DO NOT REMOVE THIS! IM ONLY STARTING TO GET GOOD!
We all know Sonic the Hedgehog, well, he has a missing zone on his path.
==Dead Hill Zone 0==
One sunny day I was looking on Ebay for a Sonic the Hedgehog 1 copy, even though I hated Sonic 1 I still wanted it.
Suddenly I found a copy saying "Sonic The Hedgehog" the price was Free so I clicked "Buy" and I was done.
When the game came I was happy, but something was wrong, the game's cover was ripped off, all was left was Sonic's Shoe, sitting there alonesome, I saw blood on it, but I didn't care.
==Dead Hill Zone 1==
As I put the game into my SEGA gensis, the screen showed the normal title screen, all diffrent was Sonic was sad, he looked alone, his hand was doing a thumbs down and then the title screen went to the game, the title card was "THIS IS THE START ZONE"
The level loaded and I was playing as Sonic, he was still sad and his waiting animation was sitting on the ground, crying in fear, as I played the level, I noticed no music was playing, not even the title screen!
Reaching the goal post, I saw Eggman, he was out of his egg-mobile, he walked to Sonic and said in a speech box.
"Sonic, he's after me, don't go longer than this, or its your doom!"
"Why Dr.Robotnik?"
"He's mad, he's mad!"
Then the level ended, but the score went to -100. I thought "Strange, you can't go minus score..."
==Dead Hill Zone 2==
I was in a new zone, Dead Hill Zone 1, it was Green Hill Zone, but darker in color and the water was blood red, thunder was in the background.
When the time got to 3:00:00, Sonic did his dead animation, but didn't fall or jump, his eyes changed into what looked like Sonic.EXE, he screamed and got claws, he was now walking on his own...
===His friends are dead...===
He walked has he saw Miles "Tails" Prower, not enjoying everything around him, Sonic walked up to him and snapped his neck, he turned black, blood dripped from his eyes. Another text box appeared saying:
"What have you done? You should of done what Dr. Eggman said!"
"Shut up you fox!"
Sonic's eyes has blood dripping out now, as he walked up to Eggman, and kicked him into the ocean! The game froze, I ripped the game out the gensis, and the cover had that Sonic from the game, I threw it away and it broke.
==Aftermath / Alive Hill Zone==
After that I randomly fainted of a heart attack, I knew because my mum carried me to the hospital.
I did get out, luckly!
Hopefully I never see that cursed Sonic again, or even a sequel to the game.
OR WILL IT?!?!
He could be after me!
===Wait, No...===
Someone found the game, my next door neighbor played the game, all happened was Sonic fell down, and he said: "See you next DEVILISH time!"
He told me about it.
===Want a Sequel?===
Just ask me! I'm Tonic the Hedgefox!
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THIS ISN'T A TROLL PASTA, THIS IS AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE A CREEPYPASTA, IT WILL BE MOVED BACK TO SPINPASTA.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Sonic
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Sonic the Homohog

Chapter 1
This is my first Creepypasta ever and it would be heartwarming if you uploaded it to the wiki (please dont i'll get blocked, I might join in the future.) 
I was walking down the road when I saw a creep with a bowl of popcorn on his lap and he was like reach to the bottom of the bowl and I WAS LIKE NAOO AND I SHOOT HIM WITH DEKU NUTS AND HE EXPLODES AND HAUNTED SONIC GAME POPS OUT OF HIS ASS. I went home and told my 20 yr old son (who was fapping to adult magazines with pictures of boooooooobs and asses while playing pokemon.) I told him to play it and he did. Then, he gave it to me to play because he saw a picture of Mila Kunis and katey perry neked. So I played it. It was scary. The first thing was Sonic making out with Shadow and then... The level showed: Breaking Up With Amy. And then there was lots of crying noises. And shit. No blod. And then there was more scary gay shit that was too hyper realistic for me to tell you about it. And then there was pictures of gay people who were cheerleaders as men (if your a man and your not gay and you cheerlead your probably gay.) I HAD NEVER BEEN MORE SCARED IN MY LIFE, Suddenly, Jerry Sandusky appeared on the screen and said YOUR NEXT.  And then a skeleton popped out of the room under the stairs dressed like Harry Potter and he said WINGARDIUM LEVIOSAW. Then the game started showing various Nsfw images (WHICH I WILL NOT POST) And kept saying SHOVE IT UP MY ANUS in pokemon text. And then it turned into Pokemon black and there was a picture of Ghetsis brutally buttfucking the female player. I WILL NEVER LOOK AT THINGS THE SAME WAY. It was so hyper realistic, I shit my hyper realistic pants and there was a hyper realistic brown stain.     
IF YOU HAVENT GUESSED BY NOW YOUR NEXT.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Pokemon
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Shortpasta
Sonic the hellhog (unfinished)

i was a fan of sega and 4kidz i watched his shows when there was a episode popin up it said sonic x i was exited but when it came it said sonic the hellhog i thought the name was weird but the show started regular with everybody in it but sonic was full of blood and his eyes red instead of green its like he was a demon once he saw amy he killed her that was my sis fave character but mine was sonic but he looked still weird tailds was looking like a demon too his tails are sharp like a knife i was scared a bit when the eps. done i had night mares when i woke up there were 100 repeats of sonic the hellhog when i changed the channel there were more sonic the hellhog one day my freind send me a game called sonic the hellhog it was made by sega the note says by my freind i got rid of the game because he is getting me i was creeped out i put it in the genesis the screen was sonic in blood with red eyes
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Sonic the underpaid mcdonald's employee

it seems like sonic's first day at mcdonald's didn't work out for him..
sonic: welcome to mcdonald's how may i help you?
karen: i wanna speak to your manager.
sonic: what's the problem?
karen: just bring in the manager.
sonic: DUDE, JUST TELL ME WHAT THE PROBLEM IS!
karen: DON'T YOU YELL AT ME, YOUNG MAN!
sonic: BUT YOU'RE YELLING TOO!
karen: I DON'T CARE IF I'M YELLING, BRING IN THE MANAGER NOW!
sonic: oh my god i don't F**KING CAARE.
karen: THEN I'LL CALL THE COPS ON YOU, YOU ROTTEN HEDGEHOG!
tiktoker: man this would be fire on tiktok
karen: (oh crap, the camera's rolling, i gotta get the victim card quick before i get arrested..)
karen: STOP HITTING MEEEEEEEEEE!
sonic: DUDE, I'M NOT HITTING YOU!
karen: STTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!
sonic: I AM NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING, I'M JUST TRYING TO DO MY JOB!
then the karen proceeds throw an adult tantrum, as if she's actually a disobedient toddler in the body of a woman.
sonic: are you kidding me right now...
tiktoker: can't wait for this wild karen to end up being hunted down by sssniperwolf.
12 minutes later of karen screeching..
sonic: finally, that karen is gone and i can finally get the money to pay my water bill.
unfortunately, sonic is unlucky enough to have a group of protesters come in and start vandalizing.
sonic: WHAT THE F-
crazy vegan: hey.. isn't that the hedgehog that saved mobius..? AND HE'S AT A HORRIBLE PLACE LIKE MCDONALD'S?!
sonic: dude, i have to pay my water bill-
crazy vegan: YOU BETRAY THE ANIMALS YOU SAVED, YOU SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
sonic: BRO, AT MY FIRST DAY?!
the same group of protesters all huddle to start singing the eating animals is wrong song as if they are trying to summon the vegan teacher herself.
sonic: what the hell..?
before the vegan teacher herself could slowly rise out from the floor and begin the chaos, the police comes in.
sonic: THANK GOD THE POLICE ARRIVED!
police officer: where's the culprit behind this slander?
everyone that has a working brain point to the said culprit behind the slander.
police officer: ma'm, you're under arrest for vandalism.
the culprit behind the slander: I DID IT FOR THE ANIMALS WHO LATER ON GOT STUFFED INTO YOUR BURGERS! LET ME GO! I'M INNOCENT!
the police officer takes the culprit behind the slander away, and the traumatized children ask their parents if they could leave the resturant, and the mcdonald's is slowly running out of business.
sonic: no no no NO NO NO!!! HOW AM I GONNA PAY MY WATER BILL?!
a couple of working later, his first day at the job is finally over, but unfortunately, he's underpaid, along with the other underpaid employees who are mostly teenagers trying to make money for their parents.
tails: hey sonic! how was the first day on the job?
sonic: IT WAS TERIBLE! i was met with a karen, vegan protesters, rude customers, IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME!
then sonic broke down and dashed his way home while rivers of tears were pouring down his sockets.
the end, feel free to make an unoffical sequel.
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Category:Sonic
Category:Memes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Sonic two gone wrong

One day I was going through my attic and found my old sega Genniss . I was sitting there remembering all the fun i used to have with it. I looked to see if I had any games, I diden't. So I decided to go to my local video game store called Just Press Play. I found a copy of Sonic two. I bought a copy of the chartrage for 1.99. I went home and started the game. The Sega logo came up and when the voice said "Sega" it sounded deep and demonic. the title screen came up looking horrable Sonic was smileing with mountians slowly crumbling in the backround. I pressed start and the level Emrild Hill Zone appered and the sky was pitch black. Then, red pixels started to fall from the sky, it looked like blood. one landed in front of Sonic and red pixels splatered everywhere, it looked hororfying. I began to move Sonic then I relezied Weres Tails!? I went through the level normally. Then, I saw Tails with spikes through his chest and in the backround I herd Dr .Robotnic laughing , all of a sudden spikes fell and killed sonic with bloo going every where. Then, I was spawned in cemical planet zone., with cemicals surrounding Sonic. Sonic drowned and he flew out of the cemicals and hit the ground coughing up blood and he said"you did this to me." and died. At this point I ripped the chartrage out and burned it.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Sonic x: season 4 episode 5.wmv

One day i was looking for sonic x episodes. Until i came down to the page where i found sonic x episodes. It was called "Sonic x: season 4 episode 5.wmv". I was curious to watch to watch it, so i clicked it. At first it flashed. That's when i heard static in it. It showed a picture of Amy & tails looking at the screen confused. Along with weird sounds. As if voices were distorting the audio. And snaps and cracks. And also tones. Then it went to black and came back up with the same picture. But it was however static. when the video was over. I was not as scared. Though it was quite strange and short.
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Category:File Extensions
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Sonny.avi

I had or recently had a weird experience. 
I got tickets for a tour of General Mills Headquarters, at that time it was hard to find tickets to get into there, but I luckily found them. I got to view where they made the cereal, commercials, and lots more. It was a very fun trip, we got to view a new commercial, when they said it would be a sequel to Satur-Yay-Aaah!!! Wednesday, I knew I was in for a good one. 
First, they set up a large DVD player and got a DVD labeled "Sonny.avi", weird title but ok. 
They inserted the disc into the DVD player and it played.
It showed Jake, Tricks, Chip, Honey Drop, and Orange. They were all having breakfast, all seemed normal at first. We noticed that Sonny was missing, even Jake and the others noticed too. Jake called "Sonny, are you upstairs" and went upstairs to Sonny's room. 
After looking around for a bit, Jake found Sonny, huddling a corner of his room. He seemed to be crying, at the time it didn't matter to me, so I kept watching. Jake asked Sonny what's wrong, but Sonny didn't answer, he kept staring into space if he wasn't even there. Jake got extremely worried, he called for the others to come up, but they didn't hear him and kept eating.
Sonny turns his head, without moving his body and stared at Jake, he just stared blankly at Jake for 5 minutes. Before, he lifted up his hand which now had claws. His sad expression turned into a grin, as he stabbed Jake with his claws, which made Jake scream. He tackled Jake down to the floor and did something I will never forget. 
He pulled down Jake's pants, a badly animated penis showed up on Jake. Sonny grabbed it and ripped it off, causing Jake to scream in pain. Sonny opened his closet and pulled out a large pole and grabbed Jake, he proceeded to push Jake's face into the other side of the pole, he pulled his face off the pole and it now had a mark from being pushed onto the pole.
Sonny, then grabbed a mallet and started to beat Jake with it, blood splattered out everywhere around his room. Jake was now nothing more than a bloodied ball of rotting flesh. This didn't make any sense, why would General Mills make this, Sonny gobbled up the hunk of rotting flesh. After he was done eating, he made a loud burp, so loud it alerted the other mascots to come upstairs. 
The commercial, simply cuts off there. 
We were told to get out, and so we did. I don't know if General Mills is hiding something or not, but that's insane that they showed us that, how is it even a commercial? And so I never got an answer, General Mills was sued because of graphic content yesterday, I'll update if this ever gets solved.
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Category:Lost Episodes
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Category:Pointless Violence
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Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!