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PAC-Man: Hyper-Realistic Edition

I used to be a very big fan of PAC-MAN. But, not anymore. Something happened that changed that.
You know about arcades right? This was a normal arcade called GamesKingdom, which sounded pretty normal.
I went inside one day. I saw that all of the other arcade cabinats were, out of order. This made me kinda scared. What was about to happen?
I saw a single arcade cabinat, located near the back of the very room. I was the only one there. It looked, untouched. The game turned on by itself.
"Probably a glitch." I said to myself. I started to play. The NAMCO logo appeared on the screen, this time, it was red, dripping with very real blood.
I was scared by this. Yet, I contiuned. The title screen appeared. I saw one message.
"pLeAse iNsErt cOiN." The text began to glitch very fast, I vomited. Then, the logo appeared. For some reason, the text read something different.
"PAC-MAN: Hyper-Realistic Edition." I was thinking something. Was this a Trollpasta? A voice behind me said something.
"Insert the coin, or die..." So, I inserted the coin. The first level appeared. PAC-MAN looked very realistic and he had like, sharp teeth. He looked very scary. But, I had to keep playing. My score was 666.
The next thing I knew, the background changed to some sort of electric fence texture. That wasn't the oddest bit, however. Multiple ghosts started to stare at me with those, red eyes.
I honestly felt scared. But, I thought it was just a glitch. But, the twist was, that the game was haunted by a dead kid! I was crying. Like, super loud. Nobody could hear me. Nobody.
It was like I was trapped in a prison. A prison of my own mind. I saw the next level appear. It was called Level 0, which was strange. I didn't think PAC-MAN had a Level 0. Was it a ROM? Was it really not?
I saw a image flash onto my screen. It was PAC-MAN, he was smiling. With some shark teeth. I didn't know that PAC-MAN was a shark. But, he wasn't. I knew that for a fact.
The ghosts looked sad. I looked sad. Nobody was around. Only me. Was life really a simulation? I thought so, at that point. Anyways, I was scared.
The ghosts didn't move. They just stood there. Watching me. I saw the eyes roll into the back of their heads. They looked, terrifying. Almost like zombies. The next thing stuck with me.
PAC-MAN stared at me and he smiled. But, it wasn't normal. His teeth were, much more yellower than I could've imagined. For some reason, he was holding a almost burned-looking fetus in his jaws. This was truly scarring. The next thing I knew. A message popped up on screen. I saw PAC-MAN one more time.
"Thank you for playing, see you next time!" Then, it shut off. The coin popped out. That was horrifying. The entire experience. Really made me think. After that, I had nightmares about PAC-MAN, truly horrific nightmares that scared me to hell and back and back to hell again. Please, do not play that arcade cabinet I 'found', or else, you will be next...
OK bye.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Ghoooosts
PASTACEPTION

OK
SO ONE TYM I WUZ ON TROLLPASTA REEDING A PASTA DAT WUZ A PARODY OF DA CREEPYPASTA "SQIDWURZ SOOICIDE" ND IT WUZ REALLY SCAREH IT WUZ SO SCAREH DAT I DIED ND HAD TO RITE A PASTA ABOWT IT.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
PATRIXXX

THIZ IZ HOW PATRIXX BEECAYM KYNG OV TEH TROLLS
__NOTOC__
==PATRIXXX VZ PIE==
PATRIXXX VZ PIE PIE UZED NUKE BUT PATRIXXX TOOK NO NONO DAMAGEZ CUZ YOLO PATRIXXX UZED ZONIK KIK IZUPPA UHVEKTIV PIE LOZT PATRIXXX GOT 43951041368431741=830421`=47382`-57814- EXPERRIUNZEZ!!!!!!
==PATRIXXX GOEZ TU BWEKVAZT==
PATRIXXX WOKE UP ONE MORNIN AND ZAID ZUMG UM HUNGEEZ ZU HE WENZ TU BWEKVAST UNLY TUU VIND A VLY IN HIZ BANKAKEZ ZUU HE ATE IT CUZ YOLO UHGAIN LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLLOOLL!!
==PATRIXXX MEEZ DA MAN WIT NO PHACE==
PATRIXXX WAZ TROLOLOLIN WUN DAY TUL L HE MET DA MAN WIT NO PHACE AND WUZ LIKE WZUP DEN MAN DUDE PAGAVEWFEFWSAWAEFWA WAZ LIEK NUTIMMUCHYO I WANA EAT PIE ZU PATRIXXX AND OTTER DUDE DID IT!!
==PATRIXXX'S PASTA==
"HALLO ZIZ IZ PATRIXXX ND DIZ MA PASTA SU ONCE I WUZ HEETTING WEDDUY VO PWN N00BZ UNTILL A MAJESTIK PONEEH WI T WINGZ ZAID COME WIDE WIT ME DEN I ZAID OKEEE DEN WE WENT OFF DEN I NOTISSED DAT DA PONEEH WUZ UN EPIK REDRUM DRUM MONSTER WIT EPIK ALAZOTRZ SO I KILLED IT BY LIKING IZ LEG KUZ I M DAT DEEDLY. DA END TANKS BAI Q_Q"
==PATRIXXX EATZ PIE R ZUMTING==
AVTER PATRIXXX KILLDED PIE U WEMEHBARZ PIE RITE U BETTA CUZ DEN PATRIXXX ATE IT.
==PATRIXXX MEETZ MAN WIT BAG OVA FACE OR SUMTHING==
PATRIXXX MET A MAN WIT A BAG OVER HIS FACE
==PATRIXX MEETZ ZKWIDWOOS VROM ZKWIDWOODS ZOOIZIDE==
PATRIXX WACHIZ ZKWIDWOOD COMMYT ZOOIZIDE
==ALL HAYL PATRIXX==
ZATZ HOW PATRIXX BEECAYM KYNG OV TEH TROLLZ
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
PATRIXXX'S message

I was AN intern at nick studios watching a spongebob episode and the episode stopped for some reason. Fist it showed a picture of slenderman. Then it showed tails doll. Then it sowed jeff the killer. Then it showed jane. Then PATRIXX came and said you're next. Later I was watching an episode of victorious then PATRIXX came up again and said you are going to die. I never seen him again. One time I was playing minecraft and Patrixx came up and said go to hell. After that i played roblox and then PATRIXX came out of my computer and punched me in the stomach then PATRIXX disapeered. I never felt so much pain. Then PATRIXX left a note saying you will have misary. Then while I was watching spongebob a number came up and the number was 666.
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:SpongeBob
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
PATRIXXX.avi

ONE DAY I WAS BORED SO I WAS LOOKING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE SO I SAW A VIDEO CALLED PATRIXXX.AVI AND IT WAS SCARY AND I GOT KILLED BY SPONGEBOOB AND EVIL PATRIXXX AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT THE END.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:SpongeBob
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Im died
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:File Extensions
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Hall of Fame
PATRIXXX: The Legacy

Warm gleaming skin stretches across its long, soft, and pointy head. Two eyes stare into the distance yearning for a better understanding of the world. A smile stretches across it's face. The smile looks friendly at first glance but deeper inspection shows a history of violation and being violated. It's warming supple lips open and words leak from his mouth. What he says is indeterminable but you know what he is implying. He reaches into his pants and reveals a long, hard, gleaming machete. He takes it and raises it above his head. The heavens begin to open as a torrent of chicken nuggets comes raining down vanquishing his enemies. He watches from his mountain perch and identifiable words come from his mouth. "LOLOLOLO PATRIXXX PWNED" he says and turns his back to the fiery nugget blaze he has created. Dawning his KKK robes and Nazi insignia PATRIXXX boards his interdimensional burger. He beams into the sky leaving the husk of a planet he once knew. Before leaving the world to its fiery and horrendous fate PATRIXXX utters the words "SKELETON POPPIN OWT LOLOLOLOLO DEAD". He then revs his burger and abandons Earth forever.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
PATRIXXX CAKE

PATRIXX HAS A CAKE AN HE DINT LET ME TO EAT ONE PIECE AND I KILLED HIM AND HE KILLED ME AND I KILLED HIM AND HE KILLED ME AND I KILLED HIM AND HE KILLED ME HE IS EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:One sentence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
PATRIXXX HATES US ALL

__NOEDITSECTION__
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, a cheap copy and paste of the lyrics to Disciple by Slayer.
==PATRIXXX HATES US ALL==
Trolls since the dawn of internet,
Compelled to live your sheltered lives,
Not once has anyone ever seen such a rise of pure stupidity,
I'll instigate,
I'll free your mind,
I'll show you what I've known all this time.
PATRIXXX HATES US ALL,
PATRIXXX HATES US ALL,
You know it's true PATRIXXX hates this place,
You know it's true he hates this race.
SKELETONS, DEMONS,
Trolling heals you should try it sometime,
Strive for notice with acts of trolling,
The beauty of permanent bans we all adore,
I have no skeletons popping out at me,
I know why your crappypastas will never be noticed.
PATRIXXX HATES US ALL,
PATRIXXX HATES US ALL,
PATRIXXX HATES US ALL,
PATRIXXX HATES US ALL.
YEAH HE FUCKIN HATES ME.
ORANGEKNIGHT BIGDOG TARGETING THE NEXT SITE,
INTERNET CHAOS FEEDING ON HORRIBLE MEMES,
KICK YOU BAN YOU FROM CHAT BLOCK YOUR ACCOUNT FAIR GAME,
MULTI-ACCOUNT ABUSE, SECOND-CHANCE ABUSE SEARCHIN FOR THE NEXT TROLL,
SOUNDS A LOT LIKE HELL IS SPREADIN ALL THE TIME,
I'M WAITING FOR THE DAY THE WHOLE WORLD FUCKIN DIES.
I NEVER SAID I WANTED TO BE PATRIXXX'S DISCIPLE,
I'LL NEVER BE THE ONE TO BLINDLY FOLLOW.
TROLL-MADE VIRUS INFECTIN THE INTERNET,
SELF-BAN USER TIME BOMB,
WHAT IF THERE IS NO PATRIXXX WOULD YOU THINK THE FUCKIN SAME?
WASTIN YOUR LIFE IN A LEAP OF BLIND TROLLING,
WAKE THE FUCK UP CAN'T IGNORE WHAT I SAY,
I GOT MY OWN PHILOSOPHY.
I TROLL EVERYONE EQUALLY,
YOU CAN'T BAN THAT OUT OF ME,
NO SEGREGATION, SEPARATION,
JUST ME AND MY INTERNET OF ENEMIES.
I NEVER SAID I WANTED TO BE PATRIXXX'S DISCIPLE,
I'LL NEVER BE THE ONE TO BLINDLY FOLLOW,
I'LL NEVER BE THE ONE TO BEAR THE SOCK - TROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL.
I REJECT THIS FUCKIN RACE,
I DESPISE THIS FUCKIN PLACE,
I REJECT THIS FUCKING RACE,
I DESPISE THIS FUCKIN PLACE
I REJECT THIS FUCKIN RACE,
I DESPISE THIS FUCKIN PLACE,
I REJECT THIS FUCKIN RACE,
I DESPISE THIS FUCKIN PLACE.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Skeletons
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:The Title Is A Lie
PATRIXXX is Love

>Be me
>Be 1 003
>I am jerking off at home,
>Hoping that I am all alone.
>When my parents walk in
>They see the lube, and the tissues in the bin.
>They get furious, and yell at me.
>I yell back
>storm out of the room,
>and I go pee.
>Then I hear a noise,
>It sounded like the breaking of toys (I suck at rhyming)
>I left the washroom, as quick as a flash.
>And I saw PATRIXXX, rubbing his ass.
>Next to him were the lifeless bodies of who use to be my Mum 'n Dad,
>I stare at Patrixxx and pull down my pants.
>"Take me Patrixxx" I say,
>He flies towards me, and his cock starts to sway.
>He injects his penis in my butt,
>We then continue to fuck.
>I grab his tits, and he grabs my dick,
>After a few seconds, PATRIXXX makes my dick flick.
>I fill his butt with my cum,
>His ass bubbles up, like a bubble from a piece of gum.
>We stop
>He gets up
>Yanks my cock,
>One more time.
>And he leaves.
>PATRIXXX is Love
>PATRIXXX is Life
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
PATRIXX EVIL TRAVELS TO MINECRAP

I WAS LEAK PLAEYGN MINACRFTS OEN EIT BETA AND HEROBRINE APPEAR AND TURN INTO PATRIX EVVL POOPY FACEE AND STAB STEAVE 9 TAEMS AND STEAVE DIE THAN REAL PATRIXX STAB ME 9 TIMES THAN I DIE
PART 2 OMG
I WAS PLAYING MINCRAFT AGAIN ON 1.1 AN I SPANW MOB EG AN ON SPAWND PATRIXXX!!! HE KILLD AL THE MOBZ AND MAKE A GIANT HOLES WICH MADE ME FALL TO VOID?!?!?!?!?!?! I SAW DIAMONDS BUT IT WAS REPLACES WITH A PATRIXX HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG SO SCARY AN I SAW DED PPL IN CAVS AND EVIL GUYS DAT WANA EATS ME AND I FEL TO VOID AND INGAME DIED AND I WAS STABBED BY PATRIXX AND REELY DIED
PART THEWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!~!!!!!
I PLAYD MINECRAFT IN 1.3 AND I WAS TRADING WITH A VILLAGER AND HE GAVE MY PATRICXKS HEDZ!!!!
DA PATRICKXS HEADS CAM OUT OF MY INVETORYE N AT ALL DA VILLEGRS AND MY DIAMONDS AN EMRLDS AND THEN HE EET MAY FACE OUT!!!!!
EVEROYNE DIED, EVEN YOU1!!!!!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Minecrap
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
PATRIXX GRAAS

I WENT OUTSIDE AFTER WATCHING SPONGEBOB AND LOOK AT GRASS. GRASS TURN INTO PATRIXX AND GRASS TRY EATING ME AND EAT ME AND NOW I DEAD FROM GRASS SALIVIA PATRIXX EVIL INFECTION
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:One sentence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
PATrific RimXXX

I loved movies about giant monsters and robots fighting to the death. One of my favorite all time movies is Pacific Rim. That was some great shit. One day, I realised I didn't have it on DVD, because I was waiting for the special boxed edition or something like that. So one day, I decided to get it at the local video/DVD store. I went to the section it was in, and I found a strange looking copy. It said PATrific RimXXX. I was weirded out, but I bought the DVD anyway. The store clerk said that the last guy who bought a copy of the movie shat himself out from it, but I didn't listen because I'm too good for their stupid recommendations.
I went home, and put the DVD in my Xbawcks Wun. Best console EVER. I was slightly concerned since the cover was just a regular Pacific Rim dvd cover, but with a new title, and same for the menu. Then the movie started to play. It started off in San Francisco. I was surprised because it wasn't like the movie. Instead of having any jaegers of kaijus, other stuff happened. There was a voice say "INCOMING KAIJU HEADING TOWARDS EARTH!" Then sky had a big explosion and out came EVIL PATRIXXX!!!! He started to eat everyone in the city, AND THERE WAS A LOT OF BLOOD!!! I was wondering why there was so much blood because I learned that people bled gravy. Oh well. Then something came to stop it! IT WAS MECHAGODZILLA! He lauched missiles and and stuff at EVIL PATRIXXX, but it didn't do anything.
MechaGodzilla knew he needed help. So he pulled out an iphone to call some help. This shocked me because this was 1986, and iphones didn't exist at the time. Then out of the sky comes his trusty friend, Aradiabot. Together, they were able to pin him down temporarily. Then EVIL PATRIXXX farted a huge fart, and used it as a war horn to summon his best pal, RONALD MCFUCKINGDONALD! Aradiabot shot a SOUPER LAZER at Ronald Mcdonald, but he was too fast, and ate the lazer like a big ass mac. Ronald Mcdonald then used his lightning kick, launching Aradiabot into a building, killing her.
MechaGodzilla knew he was fucked now. Before EXIL PATRIXXX could finish him off though, a newcomer had come, IT WAS FRYGAN! He gave everyone fries, and then they all got fat and exploded INTO BLOOOD except EVIL PATRIXXX because he can eat as many big macs as he fucking wants. Then the credits started to roll and stuff. I was relieved that the movie was over. When I went to go eject it though, the dvd player started to rumble, AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
PBG's Mario 64 Creepypasta

This is not mine, this is based off of a segment on one of PeanutButterGaming's videos, all rights goes to PBG.
One dark and cloudy day I bought a copy of Mario 64 from an old guy at SEARS, I probably shouldn't have trusted him because, as much as I liked his mustache, it struck me as very untrustworthy (and also the game was previously owned by some kid who died or something), nonetheless I took the game home and started playing.
Much to my confusion it was not a copy of Mario 64 at all, it was a game with a little girl who runs up to me and speaks a lot of stuff in Japanese.
But then all of a sudden it was Mario 64, but it was dark and very scary things were happening.
And then when I thought it couldn't get anymore the scarier, all of a sudden...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
PBS: Lost Logo

PBS is a logo my son is 5 years old.
He Loves the 1971 Logo of PBS, Anyway he's not scared of that logo.
I showed hem that a lot of times.
i went to by a new logo of PBS 1971 on the Amazon.
i found a 2nd Logo it called PBS Lost Logo.
After it came me and my son watched it.
and it was P-Head only not evening B or S, Then the screen fade it black.
and then it was text that said Hello do you wanna watch this?
then the text was gone.
Then it showed P-Head with Red.
My Son was crying.
The it ended at last.
Originally from Geoshea's Creepypasta Wiki.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
PBS Freakout

One day, I was bored on the internet. That was, until I found a video about a logo of PBS (Public Broadcasting Service), which was originally NET (National Educational Television network).
I decided to watch it, but then after seeing it, a strange idea came over me. I downloaded some of the old PBS programs from 1952. At that time, it was NET. I searched everywhere, and eventually found one more. I cannot remember what it was though.
When I watched the video, some weird happened. At the end, instead of the logo of the NET, there was a logo of PBS. Seriously? I said to myself. That was impossible that they could have used the PBS logo in those years. In a way it was very strange and disturbing.
The logo was similar to that of the 1971 one, but it was in black and white. It also did not have Public Broadcasting Service under the logo. Out of everything however, it was mostly the music that weirded me out. I understand that NET had become PBS, but why was the head with the form of a P in 1952?
I do not know why, but the next day I decided to upload it to YouTube. I cut out the logo from the clip with Windows Movie Maker. When I opened the video, there was the logo of PBS, but it was for NET.
The page where I downloaded the video from had been deleted. That was when I discovered that many of the people who had seen the logo with black and white TVs had died.
Another day on YouTube, I found a video called PBS Freakout, in which there was as an image of the logo that I had seen. I opened it, only to see the logo was just what I had seen.
Obviously he had seen the logo before, or after, me.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
PC Fart

My PC stands on the floor, right side under the table. I was semi-lying in my chair, legs hanging on the table's right side corner while I was watching some videos. Then I just farted and I thought that the front panel must've sucked some of it into the case.
I'm curious if our farts contain anything that could potentially damage some parts, like CPU or GPU cooling systems.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Shortpasta
PENIS: The DOOM Parody

Once, there was a man named Flynn Taggart, he was sitting at the dinner table eating his demonic meal. Untill! *BAM* Evil demonic penises barge Into his door! Taggart grabs his Plasma Penis Rifle and shoots the cum filled thing at them. He destroys the penises and goes outside. Taggart says "I MUST STOP THIS PENIS INVASION BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!". The evil Imp penises start shooting hot flaming cum balls at Taggart. Taggart dodges and dodges and shoots his Plasma Penis Rifle at them. The penis Imps get destroyed after Flynn Taggart pulls out his legendery BDG 9000 (Big Dick Gun). Taggart thrusts at the demonic penises and shoots the cum shots at the demons, untill the CyberPenis appears out of nowhere. "I will kill this penis man." Says the CyberPenis. The CyberPenis soon shoots his dick rockets at Taggart, untill the sky collpases on them. Taggart pops his head out of the dirt, and says "I NEED TO FIGHT THE GOD DAMNED PENISES!" Untill he finally cums one last time, and his penis died. He cannot get laid, he cannot fuck a pussy. The Arthor says "But you can lick a pussy!".
So, Flynn now lives a life long dream of fucking up Archie Sonic and getting pussy from whores. THE END.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
PEPPERONIPIZZA.EXE

It was a cold Black Friday night. People were trampling eachother into Target to save themselves $0.50 on that tasty stick of butter. I however, was a hipster; as I adjusted my 10-inch long hipster glasses. I was at my home playing Super Mario 69 when suddenly I felt hungry... I looked around for a pizza; as that was what I wanted to stuff inside my hizzle for dinner. I went to my local videogame store, which was called "GameGoGo". It sounded like a rip-off of "Gamestop", which rustled my jimmies. I went inside and saw... A new clerk, he was very thin, but muscular. He was so thin that I wanted to eat him like an Albino french-fry. But I held back my undying lust. I went up to him, and asked for the pizziest game he had. He handed me a broken game disc, which resembled an actual game with a title. "Why is it broken!?" I said. The clerk said "FIX IT YOURSELF MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!", As he kicked me out and on to the streets. i went back home and took a shit. Than I fixed the game because Fix-it Felix came and shrekt'd me. I poopped the game into my Commodore 64 and it loaded in 5.34 seconds. "GREAT JOBU!!!" I said as I took out my belly fat and slapped it repeatedly. The game loaded up and the title said "PEPPERONI PIZZA MOTHERFUCKER!". I stared in awe at the game's title screen covered in Pepperoni, I caressed my computadora pantella in comfort. The game started and it looked like hyper-realistic Playstation 5 graphics at 269 FPS. It was a platformer and you played as John Von Hoppernoclopper, but we'll just call him Jeff. The first level was easy, all you had to do was collect pepperoni and assemble the pizza squad to fight off the bad flavour asslicker from putting black onions on MY pizza. But on the 3rd level, the game took a turn for the worse...Bob was covered in blood and looking at me so sad. I cri'd evry tiem at him T_T. The whole level was kill and every squad member was dead. I kept progressing through the levle. But it kept getting bloodier and bloodier and gorier and dreadlier. Suddenly, Bob came across an pepperoni, he was so happy. He was crying tears of joy at it. He shoved it up his butthole so it could be a part of him. I was so happy at this that I cried for 20 hours straight. But it was not over, suddenly the onion sqaud came and beat up Bob, than DSP came and was like "DOOD THIS GAME IS FUCKING BUGGED! FUCK YOU KOJIMA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" and clapped like a seal for 210 microseconds straight. It was soooooo long that I slept for the time. Than I woke up IN the game. I was so shocked I flipped my cookie. Than I realized the world was destroyed by... PEPPERONIS!!!! "NO! NOT THE PEPPERONIS ARE BAD GUYS!". Than the god of pepperoni came and said unto my soul " Rip in Pepperonis.". And than I finally died... And now... I will haunt your pepperonis because I WAS ACTUALLY A BLACK ONION MOTHERFUCKER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Vidya games
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Wall of Text
Category:File Extensions
Category:Excessive Profanity