The Crazy M.U.G.E.N. Bus Fight

Have you ever went on a bus ride in your life? Well there's this experience that I had. Well let me introduce myself. I'm Sam and I live with my little buddy Max. I'll tell you this crazy experience. Today I went on a bus ride with Max to this large mall. To see around. And sometimes shop around. When the bus came at a stop. Tim and Moby were about to leave then Tim slipped and fell on the floor. Then started to call John Wick out for throwing his banana peel on the floor. Then John Wick started to argue back. The bus driver closed the door and drove off. Just as Tim yelled "Fuck you bitch!" John Wick socked Tim in the face. Then this is when it got wild. Tim started fighting John Wick. Tim accidentally slugs at Moist Critikal. Then Moist Critikal starts fighting Tim Back. Moby attempts to break up the fight Then Moist Critikal unintentionally slugs Moby. Then Moby fights back at Moist Critikal. 
I began to take out my phone and record the whole thing. Then Max says to me "I wonder when the next stop to the mall is?" The group unintentionally hits some people. Then soon enough the whole bus except for the driver starts fighting each other. Fists are flying everywhere. Everyone's jumping at each other and socking each other. I saw that Charlie Brown beat the shit out of Bluey. Then the whole bus becomes a fight club on wheels. You may have heard of wheels on the bus? Well this is the bus of death! A few minutes of the fight. We heard a couple of sirens. The bus stopped outside of a Jack in the Box. We then saw the LSPD get on the bus and attempting to disperse the fight. While that is happening. Max saw Taticolt, Huskash, Lynknife, Femme Not Important, Asagi Igawa, Korra, Hell Knight Ingrid, OrdinaryJames, Zeronx Lighten, Seth The Incubus, Bowsette, The Shadow Reader and Ryuki in the Jack in the Box also seeing the whole fight go down. 
I saw that Asagi Igawa and Femme Not Important next to Huskash and Lynknife. started recording from their phones. Even The Shadow Reader. The fight got more insane as John Wick yeets an LSPD officer out of the bus window. Then more LSPD Cars arrive. And the Officers get involved in the fight. Soon turning the bus into a riot. seeing the whole WWE Match for free on the bus. Then I saw across the street was Pastor Martin Ssempa handing out Anti-Lolicon Church Flyers to certain people such as Mike from the Very Obscure Shockwave Flash Game known as Street Sesh, Nick from Left 4 Dead 2, and Imp-Tan from H-DOOM. Then they noticed the fight. Everything escalated as the NOOSE Team was dispatched. I saw the Unmarked Chevrolet Suburbans, Unmarked Ford Explorers, Unmarked Dodge Chargers, and Lenco Bearcats pulling up and the NOOSE Teams getting out of their vehicles. Letting off less lethal rounds in the air. Then one of the NOOSE Officers gets beat the fuck up by Ryder from GTA San Andreas. The NOOSE Team gets on into the fight club. We were wondering what the hell is happening. Then the bus driver decided to floor it. And everyone fighting falls over. And then they decided to try to jump the bus driver. While some of them still fought with each other. I saw Charlie Brown chokeslam Moose A. Moose from Noggin. The bus literally became M.U.G.E.N. on wheels. The bus stopped at the mall. Then the fight got more insane as it went outside of our stop which was the Mall. We stopped by the food court for a Cinnabon then left. Just as we're outside. I checked on my phone. And saw a Shadow Brodcasting System report on the fight from the bus. It showed parts of the CCTV footage from the bus. First was when it started. Next when the police got involved. And finally the fucking NOOSE Team getting involved along with the bus driver getting a beat down. That was the craziest experience on a bus I've ever had.
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