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Left in Thought

As I set here and revel in my thought. I notice how eerily quiet it has become. Then I look over my shoulder and see all around me my peers seem to hold a conversation, but yet I could not hear them. I began to realize that I was deep in thought, Deep enough to where I lost all hearing. As I began to talk I noticed no one was listening so I began to talk louder and louder until I was screaming. But yet no one could hear me. Then a thought occurred.
Am I trapped in silence?
Forever?
Can it be true?
Am I truly trapped, forever screaming in silence?"
It is true. I am stuck in this dark void I call my "Inner thought." Then everything goes dark. Hours go by and nothing happens. I take notice of this small but bright-glowing if you wish to call it- object. The weird thing is it appears to be expanding and contracting like it is being controlled.
I start to call out "what is this? I ask. But no sound comes out. But this Object seems to be comforting so I gave it a name. Lightly, I call it. At the peer thought of this name the object seems to react with glee. Just as I get accustomed to my new friend, he starts getting smaller and dimmer until I am completely alone.
Again I am left alone in this sickening- wait no- Maddening silence. But as I start to lose hope a stranger appears. I start to walk towards this stranger and he began to walk towards me. As we are a few feet away from each other he greets me with a smile.
As soon as I get closer his smile turns into this twisted smile and he pulls out a dagger and in one swift slicing motion he has slit my throat open. I fell on my knees and look up to see the twisted smile on his face get bigger. But then I realize I am finally able to escape from this Silent Hell. And for the first time I smiled and at that it all faded and I was gone.
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Legend of Zelda: Gateway to Hell

I'm a huge fan of the old Zelda games. One day I had an itch to play the original Zelda. I sold my copy to a friend a few years back so I didn't have one. I went on Craigslist and found a copy for free and I was all like Alright! I drove to the house and an old Chinese man gave me the game through the mail slot on his door. I took it home and immediately put it in my NES. I turned it on and when the game started up, it did not show the title screen or anythang. It started in the middle of the game. Only it looked kinda different. Nothing was where I remembered it, and all the water was dark red, like blood. There were know enemies, but there were dead people all over the ground. I continued on, thinking this was just a glitch. I walked like two inches and the next screen was the final boss and I was like what! How'd I get here?????? Only I wasn't fighting ganon, I was fighting satan! I couldn't attack him, my sword did nothing!!!!! Then when he klled me. the game over screen came up, only it was red, like blood. And instead of game over it said "COME JOIN ME IN HELL" I immediately freaked out and took the game out. I decided to play something else to calm my nerves. I put in mario 3 because that games fucking awesome, but when I turned it on the red game over screen came on with a bunch of pentagrams and triple 6s. I immediately turned it off and put in another game. This time, Super C. I turned it on, but the red game over screen came on again, this time with the message, "WHAT, YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?" I tried to take the game out but it wouldn't work. The super c tape slowly turned into a red Zelda tape. Red like blood. The controller wires wrapped around my neck and tried to strangle me. Blood squirted out of the TV andmade a pentagram on me. The words on the screen changed to, "JOIN MY DEATH CULT, MORTAL!!!!!" I screamed. I quickly grabbed the Nintendo Zapper next to my nes and shot the nes and cartridge. To my surprise, it worked. I was saved. I was so relieved that I gave that cursed game to my friend as a funny prank. That concludes my story, goodbye.
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Legend of bob, the ocarina of bob

one day in October, I was watching adventures of sonic the hedgehog, when I suddenly got my weekly nostalgia fetish. I decided to pay a visit to the old creepy Shrek hiding in my garage so I could get a free game. I came up to him and asked if I could have a (totally not haunted) game for free, he agreed to my bad deal and reached into his pants, pulling out a N64 with a cartridge that had taped on toilet paper reading "ocarina" on it in orange sharpie (hmm, seems legit...)
I walked back inside, went to the TV, took out my bootlegged nes, and put in the N64.
when I turned it on, the N64 logo was bloood red and there was a hyper realistic eyeball which I assumed belonged to goku because it was so animeme. The title screen had the old man from pokemon dancing with bloooody eyes and fire shooting out his butt. I pressed start and it sent me to the file select where the 1st file said "bob" the second says "luvs" 3rd says "bludd", just a coincidence I thought. I deleted file 3 and started the new one, naming it "kids" I realized it now said "bob-luvs-kids" *gasps* "pedophile!"
Instead of an opening, a text box appears that says: are you a child, I love childs! then: Wanna play? The text box disappeared and a not bloody head with it's eyeballs in the normal spot appeared, with text written in blood that said, I. am. bob.
The non scary image freaked me out so much that I turned of the tv, but the console was still on. I tried to sleep but I couldn't because the image was still in my head. So instead of sleeping I turned on my computer to watch videos, but before I could do anything a popup appeared saying: bob misses you, why did you turn him off, play the game, or I will have a tea party with YOU.
TO BE CONTINUED IN HELL
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Legitimate Copy of "Sad Satan"

Hello. I'm not going to bore you with my name or anything, however, you might want to read into what I'm about to inform you of. 
As a regular Tor user, I loved going on to the deep web and exploring the unknown. I felt almost like I was entering another realm entirely, and it felt very mysterious and Sherlock Holmes-esque.
I'd visit the various bitcoin trading sites, screw around on 8Chan and other 'questionable' forums, and pretty much just skulk about, like any deep web explorer would. The deep web holds many daunting and disturbing sites as well, such as shock, gore, and abuse. I did my best to stay away from these kinds of sites - excessive gore makes me rather queasy.
You may remember a sudden buzz around mid 2015 about a mysterious game extracted directly from the deep web known as 'Sad Satan', with many famous YouTube gamers, such as PewDiePie, playing this game. Fortunately, the majority of these copies were just fakes created by little known developers and posted to various boards on Tor sites. However, if these copies were not legitimate, then why was this such a craze at the time?
The truth is rather unnerving, to say the least.
Someone had most likely found the real game, played it, and decided to tell their friends online about it.
The game is actually very disturbing.
I played it. It starts off with a giant, muscular black man with nothing but a thong on. His penis was hanging out, and his ballsack was tucked neatly behind his buttcheeks, with one testicle popped up his anus. The camera panned to another muscular man, this one white. At this point, it wasn't even a game. Your character couldn't even move.
The black man grabbed a chainsaw and began to mutilate the white man's genitals. He screamed in agony, as his massive penis was sawn off. His black friend then grabbed a hammer and nails, and began nailing his testicles into his buttcheeks. The white man screamed, as both testicles were rendered useless.
The black man then pulled out a shop vaccum, and bent the mutilated white man over, sucking his rectum out of his anus. Blood was everywhere, and the man screamed in absolute pain and... pleasure?
Suddenly, a trio of FUCKING GORILLAS stormed into the room. They had massive, enlarged testicles and erect penises. The white man screamed, as the Gorillas charged at him, and began slapping him in the face with them. I was sickened. A new man appeared on screen, this time wearing a brown police like outfit with a ranger hat. A gorilla charged at him, as he screamed. The gorilla tore his clothes off and began spitting in his asshole. 
It was the most sickening thing I had ever witnessed in my entire fucking life.
After the grisly scene, ISIS militiants came on screen, and promptly beheaded everyone, before killing themselves.
I have been heavily contemplating suicide ever since viewing this.
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Legless Little Snow Princess

Elisa was a little very kind girl, she was very friendly and a little bit shy, she lived in a loving family, they always go on vacation to the mountain during Christmas or just for fun. Her parents sister and brother always have fun with her, she has a very bright smile because she knew that her family loved her, but one cold night when Elisa went outside to go find firewood for the cabin, she heard something who came from behind of one of the trees.
 
So, she decided to go see who was there, but when she went to the tree nobody was there, so, she go in the cabin to  finally find the fire wood, but after she went there she heard the same footsteps, someone was in the cabin with her, she believe it was her older brother Florian or Talia her older sister who tried to prank her, but when she turn around she see a man with a hatchet in his hand, Elisa was now trapped the man seem to be in his twenty year old and very young in his winter clothes but he has jeans.
 
Elisa wanted to scream, but the man scuffed her scream and kidnapped her and put her in his car and run off before someone see him and discover the young girl was about to be missing, so, after some hours, Elisa was scared not knowing what will happen to her, when the car stop in a dark forest where it was just the moonshine without any houses around, the young man knew that no one will notice him hurt  the young girl.
So, he get out of his car grabbing the young girl and take all of her winter clothes off, he pushed her to the cold snow, Elisa tried to back off  to run, but the man grabbed her by the hair and throw her again on the snow, so, she can't not move and she was finally about to be sleepy, it was at that moment that the young man take his hatchet in the snow and cut off  both of her legs, Elisa scream in pain after both of her legs was cut off. 
So, she was still alive just for see the car run off and let her there to died, when the cops was finally call after she was missing, they go in the forest later they found her body legless and bloody, she was with her white dress as snow and her skin was now pale, but since that day she's now a ghost in the forest waiting for the man return, because since that horrible day she waiting to have her revenge, but she's also grieving  her family and she does watch over them every night since that day.
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Lego

One day I was in my bed. I suddenly got the brilliant idea to shove a Lego brick up my bum hole. I got up from my bed and I stepped on a Lego brick and my dick fell off and I screamed for help, my mind strained, strained as it searched for an answer in a multiverse full of Lego and feet and dicks, I blacked out.
I woke up in an alleyway. I was being mugged. the sky was red and there was a man taking a shit on someone's car. I looked at my attackers but surprise! The muggers were Lego pieces and they started making my feet collide with them, slowly gnarling and mutilating my feet as they did so, I yelled in pain, but my screams fell on deaf ears. The muggers them stole my everything. I was left alone, crying, unable to walk in the rain. I passed it off as a glitch and got up.
I then shat and threw it at them they cried and ran away. Fucking racists these days. Anyway I picked up an M4 assault rifle and shoved it up my dick (even though it fell off) and pulled the trigger.
And then a Lego piece popped out.
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Lego.avi

Hello, my name is David Cardwarer. I am 37 years old. Anyways, back when i was a kid I loved legos. But not anymore.So, anyways, this is the story. I was playing with my power miners when something weird was going on with the rock monsters: they were moving. Without my control, and nothing was shaking. It was really weird. So, I went in the kitchen to get a glass of water when suddenly, I turned around. I saw one of my figures standing right there. I swear I didnt bring it with me. But it was scary. I picked it up, and I then saw blood squares. I was shocked. I ran into the room which had my legos in it, and was shocked, to find them all gone. Why were they gone? You tell me. I looked all around the house for them. For 5 hours I looked. Then I finally gave up. It was 7:28 in the afternoon, nearly my bedtime. So i went into bed and went to sleep. The next morning, I woke up, and saw my mother dead! I screamed as loud as I could, then she suddenly got up. In a G-majorish voice she said: WE ARE GONNA GET YOU, HAHAHAHA. I ran out of the house and lived with my grandmother. I never went home again.
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Lego Batman 2: Reign of Namrepus

So this is my very own creepypasta hope you enjoy it ;)
It was a beautifal day outside, and I got a copy of Lego Batman 2 for PS3! It was so awesome! It looked so shiney and amazing...
I put the disc in and find Batman on the rooftops like normal, until I go into the file selection screen and see that every file is 100% complete! Awesome, now I can experience Lego Batman the way I want! The files had names, though...
BEWARE
OF
NAMREPUS
Woah! Who was Namrepus, and why did I need to beware of him? I clicked on the first file.
EVERYBODY WAS BLOODY ON THE STREETS!!! I was playing as Superman, so I flew around the city to take a good look at everything. I look up at the sky, and I see a green scary version of Superman looking down at me! I cry while quitting the game. I come back and see that the first file was deleted, so I choose the second one. I was playing as Batman, but he was screaming while running away from somehting! I checked behind myself, and the Green Superman was right behind batman! The game froze, so I restarted it, and chose the third file.
It was an ultimate final battle with the green superman! I kicked his ass before being sent to the Ps3 menu. It was great.
That night, while my dad was tucking me in bed, I swore I could hear a distant beep and a few mumbles from my closet...
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Lego Killer

Remember as a kid you used to think that your toys came to life and your parents would tell you to stop dreaming. Well one of my toys did come to life but it wasn't as pleasant as I thought it would be as a kid. 
It was my 9th birthday, I got plenty of presents that year, I loved Lego, I had all the kits from all the series, from Lego Star Wars to Lego City so as you can imagine, I got lots of Lego for my birthday, I received plenty of kits, some I had and some new ones that I didn't have but then something else.
At the end of the day my dad handed me a Lego minifig or minifigure, It was a man who looked like a train conductor, I didn't recognize it from any kits so I assumed that it might be old, I didn't take much notice of it afterwards and that night I put it by my bed, my mum put me to bed that night but I couldn't sleep, I felt a strong feeling of fear that seemed to get stronger and stronger, I thought about the minifig then I looked at it and noticed something that scared me... it's face had changed!
No longer was it's face plain but now it had a strange twisted smile and its eyes were red, glowing red, had the paint somehow rearranged itself on the face, no, that would be impossible, I didn't know how it happened but I got more scared the more I thought about it so I hid under my bed sheets then I heard a voice, a dark, eery voice "Playtime! Time to come out child!", I stayed dead still and didn't even breath for that moment, "I know you're there! I won't hurt you! It's my job to make children happy!", the voice said once more.
I worried and wondered what to do, should I come out and face my fears or stay where I am and let this toy torment me? I slowly rose from under the bed sheets and closed my eyes tightly. "Ah, there you are, nice to see your lovely face! now let the playing begin!", I stayed still and for a short while there was silence but I could just about hear the strange minifig walking off, opening my door and walking out, I was still too petrified to open my eyes then I heard the haunted minifig return I finally opened my eyes just in time.
There in front of me was the minifig, alive, holding a knife, a proper knife from the kitchen I kicked him off then stomped on him on the floor, breaking him in the process, I went to my Parent's bedroom to tell them but they were gone, gone from existence, I haven't seen them since. I know that minifig was possessed by an evil spirit.
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Lego Mario

I shoved LEGO Mario up my ass and it got stuck up there. I've never played a Mario game but I'm a huge fan of LEGO. I heard that Mario was a "plumber" and I've been having trouble with bowel movements, so I bought the starter pack and shoved the little plastic Mario way up there, I mean WAAAY up there, thinking it would help. Well it turns out "plumber" wasn't code for anything and now I have a big ol' LEGO stuck in my rectum. Sometimes it makes noises and I have to keep coming up with elaborate excuses to explain what's making the sound. I'm hoping the batteries die soon. I was wondering if anyone else has made this mistake and might be able to offer me some advice on what to do next, as this really fucking hurts. Thanks.
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Legos Are Evil!

As a kid, my favorite thing in the world was Legos. I always loved building with them. I made many things, like The White House, My House, My School, and many other things. When I entered High School, I still collected Legos. My friends laughed at me, but I usually kept it to myself, and they respected my opinion. One day however, my love for Legos just died.
I was cleaning my room while listening to Kill 'Em All, when all the sudden, I felt a sharp pain in my foot. I jumped up and screamed. I bit the pillow so it could muffle the scream. I looked down and saw a Lego brick. I began tearing up. "Why Lego Brick, WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME"? I screame as I took the Lego brick and threw it into the garbage. I went back into my room and saw all my Lego sets built together as one big demon.
I grabbed my wooden cross, holy water, and bible and began chanting. "Go Back To Hell From Once You Came"! After an hour of chanting, the Lego sets all fell apart. I spent a good 5 to 7 hours picking them up and throwing them out.
The Next Day, I told my friends about this, and they asked me if I had weed before bed. I told them No, and they surged it off. To this day, I believe Legos Are Evil! Whenever I see them I still remember that awful day. One time I burnt down a Toys R Us Because they were having a sale. I know, right? Those Legos are really really Evil!
The End?
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Lei Azrail Ranger

March 23,1997
Please I'm not sure if anyone finds this Drive but if someone does I wish you luck in surviving. It is not safe here, SHE is after us. Some of them have lost hope but I know you can save yourself before she finds you too. Wear thick cloths and don't make fires, light cigarettes, or do anything that buts smoke or chemicals in the air because if you do she will find you. I don't know how she is still alive, she doesn't even have lungs and she doesn't bother to show her open chest cavity. It also looks like she has been burnt severely and wears a hospital gown that has been torn and burnt.
April 2,1995
Today we found the dead carcass of one of our friends that went missing months ago. Her lungs were surgically removed from her body and was burnt with a horrific look on her face that made us go cold. It seemed as if the surgery was done while she was conscious which points to the fact that the girl must enjoy seeing the pain in her victim's eyes which worried us even more which makes it even harder to fall asleep even though two people are always looking out for her.
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Lemons Are Sweeter in Sweden

They say that the grass is always greener
On the other side of the fence
I say, "In Sweden, the lemons are always sweeter!"
And in Sweden, lemonade, is better hence
At last, I find a flower
So strong, it reaches to the sun!
It stands beautifully, like a tower
But then I heard a sound, and I had to run.
And so the task was done.
I escaped the beast,
and so set does the sun.
I hope not to let it have it's feast.
Fraught with danger, this beautiful world is,
I run from sound, and also from sight.
To escape death's gentle kiss.
Indeed, this strange world is filled with fright.
When the sun sets here, there is no light.
When it rises, it all shines bright.
It feels monotonous. Monochrome.
Black and white.
This world is heaven.
But also hell.
For what does a Swedish Lemon do
When trapped in a padded cell?
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