The Crew: Lost Cars from Ubisoft

So I was just about to play my new game that I had just got for Christmas this year, called The Crew made by Ubisoft. So far I haven't been able to play it lately due to the Lizard Squad attacking into the PSN and Xbox Live services on both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. Now I was just about to play it on my new PS4, and somehow I got the collectors edition. Which I don't remember getting. Now When I was about it play it, I noticed something wrong with the PS4's internet. So I looked behind the console only to find that it had nothing to do with the internet, but the console's set up. I had tried many techniques that included taking out the system's chassis and looking inside it, but that didn't work. But then the internet started working again and I was just about to play The Crew until the system crashed unexpectedly. So I restarted the console and the console worked perfectly after that.
So I started The Crew, but for some reason the Ubisoft logo animation at the begging for the game was played in reverse and there was even a distorted screaming noise mixed in with it as well. This gave me the extreme chills that made me drop my controller in extreme and hyperventilate. Then the intro started, but intend of the United States being the game's main in-game map, it was a silhouetted version of the actual US map instead of a made-up one like the one in the game. Literally every single town and city was on the map. (Including Oregon, Austin, the rest of Massachusetts, the whole Pacific Northwest, and Philadelphia were included in the game this time.) which they and cut out in the development of the game.) And this time the map was hyper realistic and the animation actually looked EXACTLY like real life. Once I started the story mode, it was different, the characters had black holes for eyes, all of the cars had extremely hyper realistic paint jobs that had the Ubisoft logo completely deformed and distorted. As I saw this, there was the sound of a little girl screaming in pain while transparent clips are shown of a car crash happening in the background. In the transparent clips, a pedestrian is ran over hyper-realistically, the car was a heavily customized version of a newer version of the Bugatti Veyron (which had been cut out in the game's development.), and it was taking place in Detroit where the game's story starts. There was a Bugatti dealer next to where the crash had taken place, and then the transparent clips end with the whole entire country of the United States completely wrecked and destroyed.
Then it shows the main character Alex looking into the ruins of the United States form the top of Mount St. Helens and crying uncontrollably and then saying something that wasn't audible for some reason. Then he walks away and jumps off a cliff and onto a Koenigsegg Agera below him. Then the car explodes and then we see 3 Lamborghini Aventadors driving up to him and exploding too. Then it goes to static and back to the game's intro. But once I went back to the intro, it was now replaced with a heavy mutilated corpse of Alex laying on a Koenigsegg Agera's body with the car exploded in hyper-realistic fashion. Then the console automatically shuts down.
I simply got up and ran into the bathroom about to throw up, and then I hard  screaming outside. Once I went out there, I had found the whole world completely wrecked and everyone dead. Then all of a sudden, I saw the real Alex looking at me from my yard. Then he comes up to me and says what he said in a more audible version,
"Cars are our tombs. Ubisoft is evil. Ubisoft caused all of this. So don't bother comment."
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