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The Crofty Curse

Sit down while I tell you about the dreaded Crofty curse. This is going to be a scary one indeed.
==Origins of The Curse==
It all started when Crofty was at school one day, living a normal life. He was eating Walker's crisps when he noticed something odd. The last crisp wasn't cheese and onion flavour at all, no! It was a super-duper-swaggilicious-yoloish-trolol-hyper-realistic flavoured Walker's crisp. He looked at it in shock and felt like he was going to throw up. The crisp was too realistic for the packet to handle. Despite all of this, he ate it anyway. His skin started to crawl. It started to burn. His toes started to swell up. All this happened while he turned into his ghost-like, hyper-realistic form. ( It was still worth it though, as it tasted like gummy bears.)
==Effects of The Curse==
From that day on, whenever you annoy him or steal his lunchbox, you will feel Crofty's wrath, while he slowly wastes you away with his curse.
The effects are;
#Firstly, you will start to feel a bit sick. (Just like you have a bit of the flu.)
#On the second day of having the curse, you slowly start to develop diarrhea.
#On the third day, your organs will start to fall out of your anal passages. They will look hyper-realistic when they come out.
#Once your organs are out, you will still be alive, but in pain. It is at this stage were you will start to have diarrhea out of your mouth.
#After the diarrhea, hyper-realistic blood start to spew out of your mouth with the diarrhea.
#Now that your body is completely empty, the Crofty Alien will come and eat your soul. (Along with his Walker's crisps.)
#After that, you will be dead, but you will still be able to see Crofty's face for all eternity. (The picture under the alien, just if you didn't know!) TROLOLOL! CROFTY!
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The Crow King

He was once a normal schoolboy, until something terrible happened. He was walking home with his new pet crow, Regulus. It wasn't until he got home that he realized he was followed. A girl he had never seen before ran in front of him and went into his house. He chased after her. There was blood on the stairs. He saw his mother lying on the floor. She had blood coming from a stab wound in her back. "S-Save yourself." she said weakly. The light of life slowly faded from her eyes. He ran upstairs to find his father. He saw that same girl cornering him with a bloody steak knife. "Please, no." he said fearfully. The girl threw the knife at him. He collapsed onto the floor. "H-How could you?" he asked. "You won't be around long enough to grieve them, Royale." she said. "How do you know my name?" Royale asked. Regulus squawked. "I know all about you." she said. "Now, go to sleep, my prince." She giggled. She went toward him. Suddenly, a voice said, "Stay away from him." A boy with a bloody white mask on came away out from the dark. The mask covered his whole face. You couldn't even his eyes. There was a bloody smile painted on it. "I'm not scared of you, Otis." she said. "Well, I'm glad you're using my last name instead of first, but just leave already." said Otis. He lifted both his hands up like he was about to strangle her. For some reason, she left. "I'm Otis, but people call me the Bloody Painter." Said Otis. "And, from now on, you shall be called the Crow King.
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The Crying Cassette

My name is Mark, and I am a cassette collector. I don't collect video cassettes, but rather audio cassettes. Most of the time, I would go to a thrift store and buy one for 25 to 50 cents. Most of the time, the cassettes I find are very poorly taken care of, and sometimes I find a very well, if not, mint condition audio cassette. As of 2015, I collected 470 cassettes.
It was on September 19, 2007, when I went into a local thrift store once more, and I saw an audio cassette, which looks like those blank cassette tapes you would buy at RadioShack. The cassette had no box, so it was vulnerable to the elements. It is titled crudely with duct tape with the name "TEARS AND REMEMBER". I was curious, more curious than I ever been. However, it had no price tag, so I went to a employee, and I ask the price. He sighed, and said it was a nickel to pay. This was cheap compared to the usual price, which was 25 to 50 cents. I grabbed my spare change, and popped out a nickel. He said, "It's yours, pal." I cheered, and dashed to my car. As I drove it to my house, I heard a faint crying. Peculiar.
When I arrived home, I grabbed my jukebox, and played the cassette tape. The audio started with a speech in Spanish. I don't acknowledge the Spanish language, so it was gibberish to my ears. However, there was a repeating sentence, "Nunca olvidar." There was a moment of silence for 34 seconds, and then I heard crying. The sound of a young woman. Her crying was barely audible, but it was very sorrow. I continued to listen, and then, sounds of panic was heard. A crowd of people were crying in fear. A few seconds later, a loud and distorting audio was heard, an explosion. Thousands of people exclaimed in terror, and the only exclamation I can transcribe was,
"Oh my God, there goes another one!"
This was confusing. What is "another one"? After a few minutes of panic, there were the sounds of firetruck sirens.
After the sound of sirens, there was five minutes of silence. Then, two loud and distorting sounds were recorded. The sound was unrecognizable, and I heard a loud cry of fear. With many cries, I couldn't understand what people were crying.
Then, the cassette side was done.
I opened, and flip the cassette, and pressed play.
The cassette start with crying. Crying for 12 minutes. It was then, the sound of a child. She sometimes say while crying, "Mommy... daddy!" She sounds like she's mourning, or grieving. But then, the tape got stuck. I tried to open the jukebox, but it couldn't open.
I then felt ill.
My chest, it burns.
I better take some pills.
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The Crystal Ball

Ignacio was never a bad man. Though he was a little bit... Too curious for his own good.
That fateful day, he went to a local 'Trick Fest'. It had gypsies, mages, tricksters, you know the drill. It was quite the event; he got lots and lots of souvenirs, but they were petty tricksies compared to this one. He recieved it from an ominous-looking man who went by the name Alexander. He was a psychic, but he was not your average palm-reading hack. This individual was more of a doomsayer, predicting the worst of events and only the worst. Ignacio just happened to wander by his tent at the moment, and Alexander was apparently not expecting him to say the least. He was packing everything except for his crystal ball. He quickly muttered something in what sounded like Russian, and forced Ignacio to take the ball without any explanation whatsoever.
Later that day, at about 11 PM, Ignacio went home. Ignacio took everything out of his bags from the fair, all while smiling and looking back fondly on his overall good day.
Then, his eyes fell on the ball. It was simply perfect-looking: it had silver handles and legs, and it appeared to be encrusted with a few rubies. The ball itself reflected everything perfectly. There was one thing odd about it: It seemed to have a pulsating dark glow. The next day was the thirty-first of October, so he figured that it was just some sort of cheap optical illusion for some overrated Halloween prank. Perhaps a light bulb or some sort of chemical like that in your average glow bracelet. Ignacio was too tired to look at it any more, or even attempt to play with it, so he just took it to his bedroom and placed it on his desk. He slept well, but only tomorrow things started to go... Wrong.
Ignacio woke up and made his breakfast, as usual. He ate it happily, as his stomach had grudgingly let him know that he hadn't eaten in several hours. While he ate, however, he noticed that his breakfast seemed to taste more and more like... iron. He paid it little mind, merely writing it off as a result of not being fully awake.
He was almost prepared to go off to his classes at the university when he noticed that crystal ball's appearance changed. It now emitted a subtle, red hue. It was like a magnet, attracting Ignacio to it as much as a fly to honey. He finally gave up trying to resist, figuring that he could afford to skip this morning's lecture, and took a seat by the enigmatic sphere. He looked at it, and it seemed to get brighter every second. Ignacio started to hear mutters that sounded like chants or horrible incantations of the devil. In fact, they were much like the muttering of the crazed psychic from the Trick Fest...
Hellish voices echoed through his head as he started to pass out.
He woke up in a small room with metal walls. Said walls were laden with rust and what looked to be blood.
In it, there was a name written very, very clearly... "Jessie"
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The Cube Theory

I've always wondered if there is something dark about minecraft, I mean, you're alone in a strange world that seems to be infinite.
Theory Numero Uno:
Minecraft sounds very similar to Mind Craft, so could it be a creation of your mind? I always seem to find something that could only come from imagination. Such as a single tree on a small island made of dirt, or maybe a completely hollow mountain that had a labyrinth underneath.
Theory: Minecraft is a world created by your character to combat lonliness in a dark void
Theory Number 2:
Minecraft is a test to see how strong you are. If you die, the test is over and the next clone comes in and is given all of your things. It is just a test that goes on forever, if you made it out, you would discover a hellish world full of demons. You will want to return to the test world and stay there forever.
Theory: Minecraft is a survival test.
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The Cum Man

The Cum Man is a tall but starved man, and due to this, he starves for souls. After he eats his souls, he may remain calm until a few hours later he hungers for more souls.
The Cum Man wishes to eat souls not yet tainted with the gift of free will, a possibility of evil. The Cum Man eats semen, the purest form of soul with the gift of possible life, but not yet free will. And in doing so, he may also kill the man whom he ate the semen from due to the absorption.
The Cum Man however is not limited to semen, he may even eat through a pregnant woman's flesh just to eat an unborn fetus, and in desperate times where it's in its most violent he may even eat "tainted souls" or humans in the flesh. Feasting itself until it is full. However, due to the tainted nature of these souls, it will take more souls for the Cum Man to eat, and the tainted nature makes the Cum Man even more insane.
If the Cum Man is tainted to the brink of pure evil, the Cum Man will rampage around the world in hunger for souls but each soul he gets more and more insane. 
The Cum Man must be free from tainted souls at all costs. Due to this, the government has decided to take male criminals in order to keep the Cum Man from insanity. The government has even started to stage crimes in hopes for more subjects for the Cum Man. 
Nobody is safe.
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The Cupboard

I was moving into my new house. The place was beautiful. It was packed with all my boxes. It had 6 rooms. 1 bathroom, 2 bedrooms, a kitchen, a laundry, and an empty room. The room only had an old, abandoned looking cupboard. I just finished putting my bed out in my bedroom, so I had a rest, not worrying much about the cupboard.
I woke up at 1:24 AM with a bang. I sat up in my bed quickly, checking if anything was in my room. Nothing but boxes and the bed I was sleeping in. The bang came again, now sounding muffled like something fell.
It sounded like it was coming from the empty room. I decided to get up and check it out. I got out of my bed in my pajamas and started walking slowly to the empty room.
Once I got inside the room, the door behind me closed itself. Loudly. I was so scared at that moment. I decided to keep going, since the doorknob wouldn't turn as much as I tried.
The floor boards were squeaky, which made it even scarier than before. Once I finally reached the cupboard, I put my hand on the handle with my heart racing, I quietly turned it...
THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
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The Cuphead Show! Original Version

Hello, I am writing this cause of how much of a cunt netflix is about this show. everyone here even leaked early show clips cause they gave netflix the middle finger. Anyeways thats not important. I want to talk about the original version of the show. The intro was the song toxic instead of it being original. and they are dancing very innapropiateley to it. at the start of the scene everything seemed normal. but then cuphead went outside and kiled a living flower and put its blood on his food. The grandpa got angry and told both of them to go outside and paint the walls with red paint. when they got out mugman yelled at cuphead and said "YOU DUMB BITCH YOU KILLED SOMEONE AND NOW HE HAVE TO PAINT THE WALL!!" i was shocked that mugman would curse. usually he is more calm. anyways they were painting the wall but then cuphead ran off to the carnival. mugman noticed and chased after him angery. cuphead got to the carnival and rode a ferris wheel. mugman shouted "GET DOWN HERE WE NEED TO PAINT THE WALL" Cuphead screamed at him and said "FUCK YOU MUGMAN IM HAVING FUN!" then the ride broke down and mugman climbed up it. cuphead got scared and jumped off and fell into the water. mugman was angry to where he was fuming with anger. then the devil came and helped cuphead out of the water. he promised cuphead that he would be able to get revenge on his brother and become rich and powerful then mugman climbed down and they went home. cuphead said "fuck you mugman go suck a sandpaper dick." and they continued painting the wall and then the episode ended. then after that everyone screamed including the creators. netflix caught the madlad who created the episode and fired him. everyone was ordered to change the episode. that is why they delayed the series. now everyone was mad that we had to remake work we already made on older hardware and leaked the footage onto youtube. netflix took some of them down but most of them are on there. 
Epilouge: after i made this i got fired as well. and now i hate netflix. they are a bunch of cunts and i hate them. fuck netflix.
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The Curious Cat

Once upon a time, there was this cat. Yes, just a cat. But it was no ordinary cat. It was the keyboard cat. Unlike other cats, this curious one knew how to type. It looked up flash games, and other catastic stuff like that. Harmless, right? Well... you are deeply wrong, you fool.
You see, it learned about this website called YouTube, and heard people got famous on there. So, it would figure it would give it a try. After that, there was no turning back.
Suddenly, it was vacuumed inside the computer and then transformed into data. Wait, was that it? No, not at all. Later, it become so famous, it was the classic equivalent to Shrek. Please protect your pussy... cat.
People thought this cat was just edited. But, wrong once again! It was god, the ruler of the universe! How could it perform such a task! That's how everyone bowed down cats for their (obnoxious) behavior, and cats will soon go to space and do all that Star Wars sh*t!
But just so you know, curiosity kills the cat right? No, not cats, humans! SANIC.exe was discovered by some idiot named Tom or something like that!
So what's the moral of the story? Never surf on the other side of the internet or it would scar you for life. It would destroy your childhood. So if you are still reading this, destroy your computer now and let our lord EVIL PATRIXX save your soul.
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The Curse

My family has a curse. On every generation, a woman dies.
When my older sister turned 19, my parents started looking at me with the deepest pity and grief I have ever seen; like I was going to crumble and disappear at any moment.
I was 16 and listening to music in my bedroom when my mother came to me with a beautiful portrait in her hands. It was of my great-grandmother Eleanor.
"Do you remember her, honey?"
I looked at the old woman in the picture. "Yes, mom." Eleanor had died two years ago, after reaching the ripe old age of 98. There were no health problems in our family and everybody just lived for a ridiculously long time.
"Well, I have to tell you something. In approximately 82 years, granted you live an active lifestyle and don't smoke, you will die too." Her face looked grief-stricken as she said it. "All women in our family die at some point."
"I know, mom. We're mortal, it's a natural part of life," I nodded. "I mean, I was half expecting you to tell me I would die early due to some shitty and semi-obscure Bible reference."
"Like what, a deal with Lilith?"
We both looked at each other for a few seconds and then started laughing hysterically.
"That would be fucking ridiculous!" I yelled out as tears started streaming down my face.
Five minutes later, mom let out a final chuckle. "Ok honey, just wanted to tell you dinner's in five."
"Thanks, mom." I finished listening to my song and went downstairs. I tripped, fell down and smacked into the book shelf. My arms were instantly broken and as I feebly tried to push myself up, I was hit in the head by a bible and died immediately.
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The Curse Of Roblox

So one day I was just coming home from school and I jumped onto my chair, turning on my computer. I went onto Roblox and signed in. I saw my notifications and checked them. I had one new notification. It was a friend request from this person. Now, this person's username is Account_123. I decided to accept and start talking to this player through chat. I said Hey, what's up?, but I got no reply. I expected this since most people who I made my friends never really talked to me so yeah. I then decided to play Sword Fights on the Heights IV. Then as soon as I joined one of the servers, my new friend joined too. I said: What's up? and he just went after my character and killed him with a sword. I said: Dude, I though I was your friend.. As soon as I said that, I got a reply from him. FOOL. I DO NOT TEAM WITH NOOBS.. I replied: My account is a year old. I'm not a 'noob'. and then I unfriended him. That was the biggest mistake of my entire life. Because when I did unfriend him, he said YOU'VE JUST MADE A HUGE MISTAKE, ######. I just said Yeah, right.. I left the server and logged off of Roblox. Later at night, I decide to go to bed. So I went to the bathroom to before I did anything. Once I left, I heard a quiet but echoing Oof! come from downstairs. I slowly walked down to my kitchen to see where the mysterious sound was coming from. I turned on the lights and say a Roblox Noob with glowing red eyes instead of the usual black ones. He saw me and I froze in fear, confusion and shock. I was wondering; What the hell? Am I hallucinating?. But then the Noob came after me with a sword much like how Account_123 charged my Roblox character with a sword. I tried to run but as soon as his sword touched my shoulder, I fainted.
When I woke up, I was in my bed, all normal, as if nothing happened at all. I looked at my computer screen and saw writing that said DO NOT MAKE ME MAD.. The writing looked like it was made with sharpie. After this experience, I didn't play Roblox for quite some time, and I never accepted friend requests from random people again.
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The Curse Of Woll Smoth

There have been strange reports of a mysterious creature by the name of "Woll Smoth". He is believed to be an entity who causes mass destruction to innocent people by replacing their vowels with O's. This makes other people hard to understand what they're saying, The victim then get abandoned by their family and friends, which makes them commit suicide. According to one of the reports, Woll Smoth has killed 2,334 people.
The reports include that people who claim to have been one of Woll Smoth's victims say that he bears a resemblance to Will Smith, except that the eyes and mouth are the sizes of peas.
Apparently, Woll Smoth has been existing for at least 50,000 years. He was once a normal human, until a deadly disease caused his eyes and mouth to shrink. He was 34 years old when he died.
In 1994, the police found a letter in a abandoned mental institution. It was was hard to translate it to English. But the strangest thing is that no one has been able to identify the man who wrote it. The police later posted the letter on their website, which read:
If you ever see Woll Smoth, be sure to never, ever scream.
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The Curse of 2008

I heard that if you run Winamp and Notepad at the same time you will be teleported back to 2008 and you will have an Unregistered Hypercam 2 logo in the top left corner of your vision for all of eternity.
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