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Mr. Poppers Penguins

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== Mr. Popper's Penguins Red Dawn ==
 
Mr. Popper's Penguins is a Communist Propaganda book written by Charlie Weis, the current "president" of Banana Republic. It starts out with Commandant Popper recruiting a young penguin to serve in his army. Soon others join, and Commandant Popper is forced to find food for all of them. Each penguin is given mackerel according to his worth to society. Weaker penguins are killed or used to make The Penguin Wall. The Penguin Wall was created by labor from young, anti-communist penguins. It was made from cement and the carcasses of fallen penguin commrades. Mr. Popper (commandant popper) decides to expand his empire, by invading the small capitalist nation of Canadia. There is much bloodshed and many penguin lives are sacrificed, but in the end, Mr. Popper's ultimate goal is completed: World Domination.
== Author ==
Charlie Weis, the alleged coach of Notre Dame, and Communist ruler of The Banana Republic, was inspired to write this book, while relieving himself in the bathroom. Charlie had a small painting of penguins hanging in his restroom, and at that point he knew he was destined to write Mr. Popper's Penguins. The book became the perfect avenue for Charlie to spread his communo-penguin propaganda. When asked about his book, Charlie merely stated: "It's not just a story. It's a way of life."
== Awards ==
In 1969, Charlie received the Newberry Honor Award, for Mr. Popper's Penguins. This award was established by Josef Nugenberi (Newberry in English), a renowned marxist writer. This only continued the book's success, as it has been in circulation for decades. This goes along great with the other awards that Charlie Weis has received, such as the award he was given for the famous painting of his cat, Mr. Tinkles.
Mr. Poppers Penguins was a starting point by which Charlie spread to all art forms, all with communistic tendencies, and subliminal messages. If you look very closely at this painting of his cat, you can see a hammer and sickle, cleverly hidden.
== Influence ==
For years the book has been pushing little children toward communist views. In The Banana Republic, it is required reading for all citizens, and is favored by the young orangutans.
Charlie's goal in the book was to present his communo-penguin worldviews in a way that would not be easily detected, in order to push his communist agenda.
Category:Books
MrX raped by Magic Ponies

This fable takes place in Hong Kong, China.
A small-sized, Chinese teenager has just entered the local police station in a hurry. The child's name is .
MrX: You've got to help me! Something terrible has happened to me. I am...pregnant with a strange foetus growing inside me!
Policeman at the desk:: Whoa whoa whoa, easy now screaming over-emotional woman. No wait...you're a man...and pregnant? Zheesh it is a total freak-show in this precinct today. Try and explain what has happened?
MrX: What am I going to do...this baby will be some half-breed developmentally stunted equine-human!
Policeman at the desk:: Cut the theatrics and tell me what happened
MrX: I was raped by gay My Little Ponies earlier today!
Policeman: Something doesn't add up here. I thought My Little Ponies were completely macho and hetero!
MrX: That may be so but the ones that raped me were flaming poofs.
Policeman: Is this a joke?
MrX: No, I'm being 100% serious here. I was minding my own business slurping on some noodles, you know, hand made noodles...the salty kind...
Policeman: On noodle street?
MrX7: Yeah. Eating some al-dente ramen and they fucked me in front of a table of tourists.
Policeman: Did they have rainbow sperm?
MrX: I don't know....what does that matter? All ponies have AIDS...! You have to help me...I don't want to die of AIDS cancer!
Policeman: So you are telling me you got cancer and AIDS from your gay pony lovers?
MrX: NO you don't understand! I'm not into gay ponies. I was RAPED anally against my will. I just started a new dream job as and don't have time for AIDS-cancer!
Policeman: That story seems too weird to be true. You must have provoked the gay ponies into it. What were you wearing?
MrX: I had on my hipster shorts.
Policeman: What are those?
MrX: You know...shorts that are so tight you can almost see my anus.
Policeman: So you were just asking to be raped by a pony!
MrX: No. Don't you get it. I said NO. No no no. And no means no.
Policeman: Well...not with gay ponies with AIDS apparently.
MrX: Please...please do something. I can feel the AIDS-cancer spreading through my body already.
Policeman: I just don't think I can do anything. It's your word against the word of trusted lovable little ponies. Where's your proof?
MrX: Here's your proof, a caricature sketch artist drew this while they violated my ass.
==See Also==
*MrX giving MrX buttsex
*MrX air humping the head of Psy
*MrX having e-sex
Category:Pony-related pages
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:FA Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Mr kringle is FAT

kris kringle is a fat son of a bitch. he is the worst imployer EVER he suxs. He demoted me to ranedeer pooper scooper!!!! because i didnt make enuff gay toys this yer. Even though it wasnt my fault. i dot like him and non of the elfs do because he is fat and mean and stupid and ugly and gay. i wish he will gats shotdown by norad or stay the hell away from the north pole. he is FAT FAT FAT FAT!!!!! HE IS THE WORST BOSS EVER. HE IS SO I HATE FATTY SAINT DICK. 
* 9:27, December 24, Santa (talk | contribs) blocked Kippy the Elf (talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (I KNOW who's been naughty. Eat shit and die, lolhoho.)
Category:Mr. WinklerCategory:Christmas
Mr winkler is GAY

Mr winkler is gay. he is the worst english teacher EVER he suxs. He gave me a F!!!! because i didnt read some gay book. Even though it wasnt my fault. i dot like him and niobody does because he is gay and stupid and ugly and retarted and fat. i wish he will gats firedfrom his job and goes to the moon or a gay retared place. he is GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!! HE IS THE WORST PERSON EVER. HE IS SO BAD. I HOPE HE GET SOME SICK.
==External Links==
It appears that Mr. Winkler really is gay
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Category:Education
Category:Things that may give you bad grades
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:Vanity
Category:Articles that look like they were written by children
Mr wrinkler is a SKRULL

Mr wrinkler is a skrull. he is the worst cosmestician EVER he suxs. He ruind my CHIN!!!! because i didnt read some stupid skrall book. Even though it wasnt my fault. i dot like him and niobody does because he is a skrul and stupid and ugly and retarted and fat. i wish he will gats firedfrom his job and goes to the moon or back tohis redarted skrull planit or something. he is a SKRULL SKRULL SKRULL SKRULL !!!!! HE IS THE WORST PERSON EVER. HE IS SO BAD. I HOPE HE GET SOME RETARD SKRULL SICK. OR A CQAT!! As u Can see from this cilp] from that retarded Bree Larsun movie WORSE THAN dat stupid Mario movie and fyull of Feminazism, Skrals hate kets. MAY DIS IMPASTOR GHET WHAT HE DESURVES!!!!!!!
Category:Aliens
Category:Mr. Winkler
Mucas

*Mucas is the istopopical substance of the element Nu. 
*It does not react with Nu due to the laws of Incest.
*When Mucas reacts, the elements bond in the process of NuFlow.
*Nu-one (well-known chemists joke) can actually trace the amount of energy released in this reaction due the speed of the Nu-Flow reaction, at 12mph the reaction is one of lifes known but unseen mysterys.
*Eisac Nutem named the element Nu after himself
*George Mucas named the istope Mucas after himself.
==The beginning of Mucas==
In 1911, southern China, the strong flaverous capabilities of Mucas were explored, soon to be realised there was a powerful "nutty" taste. Mucas was consequently added to many oriental dishes to improve them, i.e. Nuudles. Due to Mucas, soon the excessive amounts of Opium added to Chineese dishes was removed, and understandably a slight decrease in unemployment followed.
Mucas is still used today in houses and companies alike. Proving that that nutty taste that people of the nation have come to enjoy is one of epic proportions (by consumer conflict, please keep portions of mucas to 1.2g a day).
Helpful tips about Mucas:
*Can be taken orally or anally.
*Can cause severe infections/rashes when taken during Ramadam (The holy german festival).
*It surprisingly takes up 0.6% of your plasma.
*It can be highly addictive when in the right hands.
*It is a brownish/yellow powder.
*It lies in the X Group in the periodic table.
*It smells much like most Chinamen.
*It is not a laxative.
*It is a laxative.
*It is not funny.
==The famous Mucas Mural==
In 1938 George W Bush ingested an amount of none other than 16.6g of Mucas in one day. All mass consumed in a defected packet of Dried Apricots. This meant the spillage of Mucas over his fellow supporters.
==See also==
*Mucas
*Nu
*Newmath
*Mucas
*Mucas
*Mucas
*Niggers
Category:Addiction
Category:Presidents
Category:Drugs
Mudhoney

thumb|right|225px|Home made mudhoney in a jar. The jar is often used later to contain flies.
Mudhoney is considered the oldest dessert known to mankind, believed to have been invented by Eve herself while she still resided in heaven, and before she was huffed by the Grand Superfuzz agent angels. 
==History==
The first mudhoney was originally served with special aroma sauce taken from the Green River (heaven's sewer) and two Grunge bacterisas on the side. This dish was supposed to be Eve's gift to Adam for creating her, but after the snake convinced her to give Adam a simple apple and ate the mudhoney himself, which lead to a crisis in their marriage, God decided to kick them both out of heaven, and the possibility for creating another traditional mudhoney dessert was forever lost.
===Traditional Mudhoney===
The second attempt to create a mudhoney was made by Noah. He used one of the bees from his ark to produce a regular honey, and then mixed it with Every Goo, Boiled Dsesserts and Fudge he could lay his Arm on and a piece of cake antil it became close enough to mud. 
Then he sucked the whole thing dry until it became translucent and the thing wasn't sweet no more. After that all he had to do is add some sugar on top. But unfortunatelly, the ark wasn't ready to go yet, and some criminals from the Grand Bigmuff of New Jersey made it into the ark and stole Noah's mudhoney. This prevented from the next generation of mankind the chance to ever taste a real mudhoney.
===Modern Variations===
thumb|Joel Stone, lead singer of Mudhoney. When asked about this, Joel said, "I don't remember ever being in a band. I must've got super-wasted and started leading some awesome rock band."
Today, you will find in most French patisseries and Indian whore houses a version of mudhoney. Most of them taste like shit, because the mudhoney never really managed to become a real hit and not everyone know how it really tastes like or even looks like. Also, some other grunge-based desserts haven't become much more famous, including Creaming Treets, TAD (Temperred Animal Dicks) and r. 
The jam known today as Pearl Jam gained some success, although it's only made of a blendered half-baked mudhoney and doesn't really use quality grunge.
==See Also==
*Smells Like Teen Spirit
*Nirvana
*Melvins
*Grunge
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Mufasa

King Jeames Real "Anagram" Onjes, better known as Mufasa had 9 lives like every other cat, but after losing his first 6 to every single Star Wars movie, and then 2 more to Jesus of Nazareth, he resorted to heroin and acid as an outlet to a crappy life. Then one day he kicked the addiction and approached Disney about making a movie out of the crazy stuff he drew while messed up on crack once, and the rest is history - Lion King was the biography of his life.
It is rarely known that Mufasa and the lions represent his experiences with heroin, and the hyenas represent his time with acid. When asked by the official Uncyclopedia Staff on what Rafiki represented his response was that one time he slept with a prostitute and thought it was significant enough to put in his movie. He also commented that he hated his movie, but it was still way better than all the Star Wars movies. There have been some allegations that his movie was a ripoff of Kimba's dad's movie, but he suggests that there is no relation. "He describes different drugs, besides he's white."
Recently, Jimmy Page has attracted a cult of no less than 666 followers to Mufasa's cause. Mufasa has rather resentfully resigned himself to being their deity and has preformed exactly one feat of divine power for his followers by making it rain rice pudding over London.
Mufasa after going to rehab and destroying his needs for drugs, soon found out he was in fact Michael Jackson’s step brother, so like any lion that had just got off drugs would do, asked his brother to help him commit euthanasia, his choice of death, jumping of a cliff into a family of wild boars or bananas.
==His Likes== 
*Blind girls - especially the really blind ones.
*Romans - all of them.
*Chinese take away.
*Georgie Willsteed
*Girls who like David Hasselhoff.
*David Hasselhoff, too.
==His Dislikes==
*Hillary Duff
*Hillary Clinton
*Hillary Swank
*Rodney Dangerfield
*Elijah Wood
*His asshole brother Scarface
==Contact Him==
He says if you are cool with his desires then you should call him at: 606-598-0094, ask for his assistant Travis, when he answers tell him the codewords " PUT MUFASA ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PHONE MOTHERFUCKER!!!! ...BIATCH!!!!" you may then discuss all your weird beastialitistic fantasies with Mufasa himself. Enjoy!
category:cats
category: Dead
Category:Disney
Mughal Empire

The Mughal Empire was one of the greatest empires in the history of humanity. AAAAAAAAA! Stop with the bullshit! Well, they were certainly one of the greatest partygoers. With wine, opium, promiscuity, and most importantly, VIOLENCE!!!, the Mughals knew the deal.
== Origins ==
The Mughal Empire was founded by the homosexual Turk Babur after he, along with his loverboy Baburi, defeated the Rajputs in the Battle of Panipat. From here the Mughal project began. Babur (miraculously) had a son named Humayun who took the throne. And Humayun had a son named Akbar who took the throne. ALLAHU AKBAR! Akbar's son Jahangir followed him. Then Shah Jahan (Jahangir's son), then Aurangzeb (Shah Jahan's son). After that, nobody cares.
== Expansion ==
Babur's grandson Akbar expanded the Mughal domains by both military conquest and by treaties by which Rajputs would give away their daughters to marry Mughals (This still pisses off people today for some reason).
== Punishments==
The Mughal kings would be rather sadistic in the ways they punish fellow Mughals as well as Hindus. Crazy shit to be honest. Jahangir, the fourth Mughal emperor blinded his own son just to teach him a lesson. Nice and cruel, huh? You also have Aurangzeb who showed the head of his brother in a box to his own father after he killed his brother. And yeah lets talk about that for a little bit. Brothers would kill brothers for the Mughal throne. Just like the Ottomans initially did, but the Mughals were of course much more violent in these ways. Trampling by elephants was common. Shah Jahan specifically ordered Ganesha the elephant to trample his brother when he sought the throne.
== The Taj ==
So then there's the Taj, Taj Mahal as some say. It was a display of wealth for sure, but maybe also a display of perversion... to be discussed soon...
== Sexual Deviance ==
So the Mughal kings, princes, generals, and even women were rather sexually deviant. It doesn't take a genius to find out. Starting with Babur the homosexual pedophile and ending with many many many Mughals in a forever tainted legacy.
Examples of Mughal deviance include:
*pedophilia
*incest
*bestiality
*quid pro quo
*voyeurism
*exhibitionism
*using carrots as dildos
*much worse too
==Downfall==
Eventually, the Mughal Empire got destroyed. After Aurangzeb died, the Maratha Empire started calling all the shots in India. The period between 1707 and 1757 saw Mughal territory collapse like a landslide. A lot of Mughals died along the way and they are now most likely in hell. So the Marathas came, saw, and conquered, and this lasted until 1802. Then the British started stealing money from the Mughals so the Mughals rebelled in 1857 and they got an ass-kicking. And that was the end.
Category:Empires
Muiderberg

Muiderberg is a mountainvillage located at the bottom of mountain Mui. I it's early days, about 4500000 B.C. the city was surrounded by land. Now a days it's situated near lake Northsea. After the the big tsunami in december 2006 the Northsealake became a real threat, because the moster of loch Northsea was eating away the huge amount of oisters living in the lake. This monster also known as Geert Wilders (A Dutch MP) has eaten so much oisters that the temperature in Leerdam since has plummeted near 4000 degrees rabiës.
You can't swim into Muiderberg because of two reasons, the first is obvious because it is the monster.
and the second is that The United States wanted to test nuclear warheads on people. The United States however wanted to make sure that anyone will die from the nuclear bomb so they choose Muiderberg because of it's rich variaty of subcultures.
== The big tsunami ==
When the big tsunami came it killed loads of people but, the capitalists knew a way to make even this seemingly hopeless day profitable. This day was extremely profitable for two reasons: 
A big fundraising took place to help the people affected by this horrible tragedy (which was secretly invested in tourism. the muiderbergians hired lots of architects to design gravestones, for Muiderberg is renown for its 13492 graveyards each holding half a million gravestones. This makes a whopping 6746000000 gravestones in total. This is also the main tourist atraction attracting a staggering 8 tourists a year. As you can see this is one of the best investments in Holland since the second world war. In which the hollish got rid of quite some UKnarians.
The second reason for having a holiday in Muiderberg is because the sealevel rose, Atlantis is now restored in former glory.(horrifying tons of almeerdarians because of the fact that their precious city has now been made into ruins)
Muiderberg is also know for it's wide variety of subcultures
Category:Netherlands
Multiple choice

===Part 1===
This is Part 1 of today's test on Multiple Choice. Remember, from the reading, Multiple Choice is an impossible way to find an answer buried with 4 different choices.
Multiple Choice is:
* (A) The act of having multiple choices, except when there is only one choice
* (B) A choice of multiples
* (C) A battle between Uncyclopedia and Wikipedia
* (D) Multiplication of choices
It is most commonly used in:
* (A) Bed
* (B) Servers
* (C) Psychological torture
*(D) Wikipedia Articles
You should _________________ when you use Multiple Choice.
*(A) run
*(B) eat
*(C) walk
* (D) Phone a friend
===Part 2===
In this part of the test, you will have eight choices instead of 4. Remember to think each one over carefully, because although there may be TWO answers, you must find the worst answer.
1. Are you bored of The Game This Test?
*(A) Maybe if I had more time I would do better
*(B) Maybe if I had enough money to pay my way past this test I'd do better
*(C) ...No Comment...
*(D) Why did you cross out 
*(E) lol this test is PWNED!!!11
*(F) I've eaten the first half, so I really can't say.
*(G) Um...hold on....let me get out the answers that I stole borrowed.
*(H) No, this test is fun.
2. Why did you search for Multiple Choice in Uncyclopedia?
*(A) I felt like it
* (B) I can
*(C) I was tired of reading articles like Oprah
*(D) Itwas one of many multiple choices
*(E) Why not?
*(F) Because the search bar is addictive
*(G) NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!
* (H) I didnt search for it, I got here with "Random page"
===Bonus ===
These questions are specifically about hardly related topics. Except, they are harder. 
12677768890, why did you receive this test?
* (A) The public school system had nothing better to do.
*(B) I cheated on the last one
*(C) I shoved the class broom up my teacher's rectal cavity.
*(D) Um........because I like white paper with scribbles on them
* (E) I thought this was a political poll/survey. 
* (no one:) The name's actually prisoner 24602060451. Do you have any bread I can steal?
*I never recieved any test, I'm in the control group. PLEASE, leave me alone until after the experiment!
*(Haech) This is nothing but a vessel to demonstrate my godlike power to mere mortals like you.
4. Will you get 100% on this test?
*(A) Because Oscar Wilde did, I can too!
*(B) But you said this test was possible, 
*(C) No, I always fail my tests. Painful, agonizing failure.
* (D) I'M GONNA GET 200%!! TAKE THAT!
*(9) Potatos
*($) Idk, but I do know I will get twenty million dollar, cuz i'm a player
*(G-Wiz) POWR INIT MEKCAT! COMCATZ READINESS 100%. FOIYA FUSION BOMBZ
*(L) No, but I can console myself with th fact ai gotchur testEs last noight
===Conclusion===
This concludes today's test. Please don't check over your answers.
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Multiple issues

This artcile has very many isseus:
*the word "very" is very overused
*too sjort
*very many tpyos
*misuisng CaPS lOCK
*****vERY IMPROEPR, WRONG USAGE OF BULLETS
**nO IMAGES
****tHIS SENTENCE NO VERB, INCORRECT GRAmmar
*using fucikng bad word
*misuse of templaet:disambig
*very bad mipslace of icu tag
	This paeg neeeds some cotnent! Tryto make suer that
*it loojs like a real encyclopedia articel, yu knou .with wrods and stufff
*It has setcions, pagarapphs, and maybe an img or twp
*it has lniks to other artticles.
*it has a bodu to go wtih its soul
*red links
*[links]] that don't work becuase of very wrong sintax
*lniks that don't wotk becaause of typo
*incomprehensible scubbletaneous words that gnetangue pyrrodastrulates
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Munster Cheese

Munster Cheese, also spelt as Monster Cheese or Muenster Cheese, is a buttery, salty cheese product with an orange rind. It is always made of a mixture of dungeon troll fat, 2% milk, and Pierres salty tears (from crying over his paintings not getting sold in Paris).
==History==
Dr. Mun E. Ster, from Paris, couldn’t get his screeching, fat, greasy-haired teenage son out of his basement, as he always played with his cards and board games with another sketchy guy. So he got his son into fat removal surgery, but kept the fat to use as cooking oil.
Later, Mr. Ster became a cheese maker. His first cheese, whose rind used orange peels, was made with this fat, along with milk, and tears from a crying artist named Pierre. The cheese sold very well in France, but it’s recipe was stolen by a disgruntled farmer in Wisconsin, who claimed to be German. This farmer replaced the dungeon troll fat with butter, and replaced the orange peel rind with wax.
==Usage==
Munster cheese can be used as monster food, put on expensive sandwiches, or eaten by itself.
Category:Cheese