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Super Mario 666.exe

I'm a total Mario fan much like 2 people or so, I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...
It was a nice summer afternoon, the weather was attractively hot, and I was playing Super Mario Sunshine. (I liked how you got to jump in it.) Then I noticed the creepy mailman gave me a CD game. I took it inside, and I found a note.
I realized the note was from my best friend Elyk, and I noticed this note had his handwriting, even though it was I couldn't recognize it.
This is what he wrote...
"DESTROY THIS GAME NOW"
That was weird. But I didn't care, I wanted to play the game!
I saw the Mario 64 screen pop up, and I was like, "AWESOME!" but then, when I pressed start, for 666 seconds, I saw a change. The background turned red, and everything turned into pentagrams and 666. Can you count to 666? I can't.
But I thought it was a glitch, and kept on playing. There were three save files after pressing start, and characters showed up. Luigi, Luigi, and Luigi. I was confused, because you can't play as Luigi in a Mario game!
I picked Luigi #1, and I was taken to Bob-omb Battlefield. And then a creepy Kefka laugh happened, and for about 25 minutes Luigi cried, because he's a pussy.
Luigi 1 was dead, so I picked Luigi 2. Kefka laughed. I was in Jolly Roger Bay, but the water was fire. Red fire. Blood. There were dead fish in the water, and then the Bowser boss theme played, and I was scared, and then Luigi drowned. Kefka laughed...again.
Luigi 2 was dead, so I picked Luigi 3, but he died once the level started. Yep, it definitely looked hacked! But then I got a free Mario toy, and it KILLED ME! But then I came back to life to type this. This is a fake true story, by the way!
...
I forgot why the fuck I wrote this.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:File Extensions
Category:Mario
Category:Im died
Super Mario Bros. - Remorse

I recently moved to California, after the events of this story.
What you are about to hear may disturb you.
Continue at your own will.
==The Story==
Hi, my name's Michael.
I have stumbled across my brother's old Super Mario Bros. Cartridge, out of curiosity, I wanted to play it.
I'll document my gameplay experiences.
==Day 1==
After sticking the game in, I noticed the title screen was different than what I have seen.
The sky was pitch black, the bushes were a brownish-yellow color, the usual ? Mark Block was red,The Logo was grey, And the music was the same as usual.
It must have been some kind of pallet swap glitch, because this game has all sorts of Glitchy stuff in it.
==Day 2==
I finished level 1-1, everything was the exactly the same, but the pallet was swapped.
Nothing unusual here.
==Day 3==
I defeated Bowser (Also know as "King Koopa" in Japan.) and went on as usual, until world 3-4.
After rescuing the toad, I noticed that he looked different than before.
A part of his head was gone, as If it was eaten, and toad had no face either.
It was even bleeding.
The toad said "Greetings Mario. You have sinned. You will be taken to hell where you belong."
I don't know what the toad was talking about.
I knew the cartridge was kind of dusty, but I didn't know it had these kinds of effects.
Suddenly, I heard a loud Beeping noise, the screen began to glitch out.
After taking out the cartridge, and putting it back in, I could hear a distorted version of the overworld theme, as well as screaming.
The NES was melting somehow, but It was too late, and my hand started melting...
I was in so much pain...
I could barely move, I was sent to the hospital, and the had to perform surgery on me.
Luckily, I recovered after a month or two.
Remember, don't play other people's games.
You might not get what you expected.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Jornel
Category:Shortpasta
Super Mario Bros. Creepypasta

someone was playing duck hunt on his nes and realised super mario bros was on it(smb+duckhunt) and he reset the system and started playing
the titlescreen level looked different...the sky was black...the hils we're blue and mario was just black with purple eyes...
he started playing for five minuites...then the TV Started making an 8-bit static noise...he restarted the game went online and went to the website he got it from...instead he started dumping the cartrdidge on a rom and started playing on a NES emulator
the game froze as it loaded but then when he played the game it was normal...then the game music became demonic and a screen saying super dead bros appeared with everything blood red...the game then locked up for 8 mins
he then noticed a blue screen on his emulator...and he then pressed start and the game said...i am alive...behind you
then he started playing super mario kart on his SNES for 1 hour and then went back to SMB...
When he played this time...all levels we're called your mother is dead...then he almost smashed his PC and started his nes...eventually instead of saying super mario bros...the name was super mario kart NES
He then loaded it and it said
did you fall for that hahahahahaha then he smashed his nes and went upstairs and had some sleep...after sleeping he had a dream where mario killed him and he went to mario hell
he woke up and borrowed his brothers SNES because the flash card...he used a NES emulator and started the rom and it said his real name:tom
he went upstairs showed his brother but the game reverted back to normal...then the TV played 16-bit static noises and said no no no...your dead and so am i...then a mario doll with red eyes...standing behind him...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Super Mario Bros. DEATH-LUXE

I'm such a big fan of the Mario games. Yesterday, however, was my weirdest experience with the Mario games. At noon, I went on to craigslist to find some really weird or/and obscure mario games. I then found a gameboy colour with the Super Mario Bros. Deluxe game for only $0.10. I contacted the seller and they said they'd ship it to me if i pay them the standard shipping fee. A few days later, I got the game and the console, but the cartridge had something weird written on it. It didn't have the normal art on it, and instead had 'Super mario bros. DEATH-LUXE' written in black sharpie. I thought it was a prank (because why else would it not be?) and put the game in the console. Once I turned it on, the game's title screen depicted mario killing luigi with a cartoonish amount of blood coming out of his body. Mario then turned towards the screen and said "Your next, big boi!". He then started doing some demonic and high pitched screeching, but I then took the batteries out of the gameboy and threw the game cartridge in the trash. I then said "Your trash, big boi!" Later that night, I tried falling asleep when suddenly, my lights turned on with a blood red tinge. This woke me up of course, but I immediatley went back to sleep. That morning, I smelled the smell of scrambled eggs and bacon, coming from my kitchen. When I went to the kitchen, I saw my mother, who was wearing a mario hat and having even the moustache and she said "Bye bye, big boi!" and she killed me. There was so much blood, it was so bloody, our house started flooding with blood and it started pouring out onto the streets. After I died, I had woken up... It was all a dream. A very bloody dream. 
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Mario
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Super Mario Bros. Die

I was playing my classic Super Mario Bros. Wii game on my Wii, and strange things happened. I started it up, and strange things began.
==The beginning==
It was late at night. I was playing my Wii, at 9:27 PM exactly. I started the Wii, and the back round seemed different. Hyper-realistic blood on the channels, and it forced me to click on "Start Game." I began, and Mario had a demonic face, with hyper-realistic blood in his hyper-realistic eye sockets. Luigi had a slight sadness in his face, same for the toads.
==The end==
I started world 1-1. only this time, it was titled 1-6-6. I started as Blue toad, which is weird. It seemed like I was in hell! There was no mushroom blocks, just a straight line. I met Mario, and he said "NO MORE! ALL YOU DO IS MAKE ME KILL. YOU MUST PAY!" I jumped out from my seat. I heard a deafening noise out of my Wii, and blood dripped out of it. I died.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Mario
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Super Mario Bros. Soundtrack Conspiracy

Super Mario Bros. was the first video game ever made. It helped revitalise the industry after Atari's great video game crash of 1985 caused by Yar's Revenge and the NES version of Pac-Man, both widely regarded as the worst game of all time. Children of the ages 20 and up all over the planet were collecting yarn balls and rings on their quest to save Zelda from the clutches of Mordor.
But this classic game has a dark secret. In a special release in Japan in 1986, just 200 copies of a special edition of the game were produced. In this version, Link must race to the end of the forest in order to collect the 12 pages and stop Slender Man/woman from killing him. When you go down the pipe, creepy hyper-realistic Satanic voices command you to do some horrible things or something. And all of a sudden,
MARIO'S HEAD WAS A GOOMBA!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Super Mario Bros Movie - Dog Attack (Alternate Version)

Has anybody seen the new 2023 Super Mario Bros. Movie? You know, it's basically the origin story of Mario and Luigi on how they first came to the Mushroom Kingdom. I found the movie really great when I first saw it.
Although, a deleted scene just had to come out of nowhere.
I was at home, sitting on my couch, trying to think about my dementia, until my phone vibrated. I pulled out my phone out of my pocket and checked the messages (like always) and I noticed that I suddenly had a .mp4 file downloaded on my phone which was called "FRANCIS.mp4". I then asked in confusion "Francis? That dog character?" I was about to delete the .mp4 file, but accidentally I then tapped on the file and it instantly sent me to the video player. But first, there was a warning which said:
"This Deleted Draft Later changed of the Dog attack scene from The Super Mario Bros. Movie is not for people who are overly sensitive. If either you are young, Sensitive or easily anxious while viewing it, please do not watch this video. Viewer discretion is advised. Thank you."
"Oh no." I said in frustration. "Well, here it goes."
After the "warning", the scene started.
"And, our first job complete." Mario said as they both gave out fist bumps.
"Hey!" They said in unison. The two brothers looked at Francis, but however, Francis had some sort of white foam coming out of his mouth, indicating that he's rabid. "Francis is here." Luigi said. Francis spat out his broken treat bone, growled and walked towards them. He closed the door with his leg.
Francis The Dog Walking Towards Mario and Luigi
Francis About To Leap At The Brothers
"Hey there, pal." Luigi said, while scared. Francis growled then leaps at the brothers and hits the sink.
Mario falls into the shower.
"Mario, do something!" Luigi screamed. Mario threw a shampoo bottle at Francis. He turned and bit Mario, but he backflipped over the dog.
"Mamma Mia!" Mario shouted in slow motion. Mario closed the shower door and sighed in relief. "Uh, Mario?" Luigi asked.
The whole bathroom began to flood. The brothers blocked the manholes. The shower was broken. Francis is swimming in the bathtub, as the water rising.
"The hellhound is going to escape!" Luigi cried. "No, he won't!" Mario said, as he wrenched the toilet and flushes it. The flooding water is drained.
Mario sighed in relief again. "Hey, uh, Mario?" Luigi asked. Francis did not escape.
"Uh, who's a good puppy?" Mario asked. "Who's a good boy?" Francis was about to maul them.
Mario and Luigi screamed in fear as Francis pounced into them, with the voice of the Plumbing Customer Woman crying in the background.
It faded to black.
The video then ended.
After that, you know I did? Yup, I recorded the footage and posted it on MediaFire.
I send it to my friends and deleted the file.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Mario
Category:File Extensions
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Super Mario Death

On the 9th of May 2010, (I'm pretty sure). I was looking for some good games for my old GameCube, I opened a box that I put all my games in when I was young. There was 2 things, one was a blank DVD case, and second was a USB with tape on it saying 'DOnotENTER.txt' on it.
I grabbed out the DVD case and opened it, it was Super Mario Sunshine, but where it said sunshine. It was crossed out and it said Death instead, I opened my GameCube and put the disc in it then started it up.
When the GameCube opening screen started the blue square things were not there and instead were dead Mario's circling a dark Mario, it then started to get laggy and it froze. I restarted the system and it instead of the main screen it had a option: Leave now", with the options 'Yes' or 'No'. I was curious, so I pressed no. I then spawned right above lava, and then I died.
A text box then appeared saying:
"Bad choice, hero."
Then the option appeared again saying, "Leave now" with yes or no, I pressed yes and I went for the plugs. I grabbed them out and then went to bed, the next day I came back to it. I
turned the game on and this time I could start it up normally, I was watching the intro when a Dark Mario smashed into the plane and stabbed Mario, nearly killing him. I was shocked, Mario awkwardly stood up, shaking. His eyes fell out and his clothes went black, and after this he looked much alike the Dark Mario. Peach was next stabbed, the same thing happened to her. The plane began to lower and eventually crashed, it landed into the place you usually found FLUDD.
So it made it impossible to get FLUDD, Mario was took to court like he was in the original game. After a bunch of dialogue, Mario was jailed. I looked at the time and it was 10:50pm so I went to bed. The next day I turned on the game and the camera was floating around Delphino Plaza, it was all destroyed. The screen flickered and it went static, the screen then zoomed in to the Dark Mario's and Dark Peach.
Each holding a bomb, a timer appeared on the screen of 3 seconds. When it finished Delphino Plaza blew up entirely and my TV screen smashed, I then grabbed the disc and threw it away. I ran to the box and grabbed the USB and put it into the computer, I opened DOnotENTER.txt and here is what it stated:
I was creeped out, I looked over to the GameCube - my favourite system, and it smashed. Now, you might be asking how I'm typing this. Currently I am at my friends house using his computer, I no longer have one due to that.
Thanks for reading! Hope you pissed yoursel- I mean enjoyed!
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Mario
Category:Old Shit
Super Mario Death 3-D

I know you're not going to believe this, but I used to be skeptic too. You see, one day I decided to get Super Mario 3-D Land. I went to target. I got the game, and took it to the man at the counter. He said "TAKE FOR FREE!!!! GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I said "okay". The game had a sticky note with sharpie saying "MARIO 3D.EXE" No skeleton popped out this time. I put it in my 3DS XL and the title was all scary and shit. I took a screen shot.
As you can see, it was all scary and shit. "Minor Glitch" I thought. When the game started, mario had hyper-realistic blood all over him. He had black eye sockets with red eyes and hyper-realistic blood were bleeding out if out of them. ARE YOU SCARED YET? I was on world 13, area 666. I played the game, and when mario killed an enemy hyper-realistic blood dripped out. When I got to the castle. I saw Luigi, Yoshi, Wario, Waluigi, and Bowser hanging from bloody ropes. The boss was Dry Bowser but bigger. Also he was crying tears of blood and he said "WHY" and "I NEVER DESERVED THIS". Mario suddenly aquired the Fire Flower and somehow burned Dry Bowser to shreds. Bowser said "YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS!!!!!" Then Mario came out of the 3DS XL. He then summoned demons out of my ceiling and the demons were hyper-realistic. The demons killed me. How am I writing this, you ask? Well, heaven has computers you know? Wait AHHH! I got revived. I'm never playing video games again.
Oh, and I forgot YOU'RE NEXT!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Mario
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Shortpasta
Super Mario Death Brothers

I was playing Super Mario Brothers on an emulator. When I downloaded it. I shows a setup. A setup for a rom? I just didnt mind. On the first setup window it standed With red Words: Do NoT CoNtInUE. I clicked next. There it was writen: Forget what i said! Continue, I want some lunch. I was creeped out for a sec. I cliked next. Then a picture poppt up right there. It was a picture of a ghost who dragd my bones out of me and ate them.
I started playing the game. I chosed Mario And level 1 started.
What it was a big hell land. the music where all scary. it was full of pictures of mario who getiing slaid with axes and swords and knifes. I got freaked out. The game frozed and my Computer Crashed. I restarted my computr, Started the game agin. this time it was A CUTSCENE BEFORE THE MAIN MENU. It was Peach who got stabbed in the head by a gomba. And bowser lav on the ground with his brain floded out. The game started. I couldt chose any characters. one minnute after a character popt up. A MARIO ZOMBIE? I chosed that. When level 1 started. I was in the mushroom kingdom. the zombie mario auto controlled himself and slaid all the toads. and ate they'r brains. The gane frozed agin. I went to the main menu. No characters. Wait. Regular mario popt up. his eyes where all red? its no collors in this game. level 1 started. Mario like cryed while i played. he then auto grabbed a sword. and stabbed himself with it. then. wario standed in front of him. he was snipped. he falled on the ground. my pc shutet down. and while the pc was black. a crying mario with blood in his mouth poped up on the screen. my tv started. Everything who showed there was a burning mushroom kingdom with all the toads slaied. I recived a message from the creator of the game. he said: I wish I could say bye to the mushroom kingdom. I miss it so mutch. I want to warn the person who saw this death of mushroom kingdom. and everyone who knows about it. you will share theyrs fate.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Super Mario Eclipse

it was my third year of law school. i was huge fan of sonic and mario but had little time and money to get and play the new mario game (super mario sunshine). i was very annoyed when i got a call from my old friend david who had to move to ohio for college saying that he bought it and loved it. when he asked me if i got it i sadly told him no but he prosceeded to tell me how amazing it was and how it was very different than other mario games but wouldn't tell me how because he didn't want to spoil it. a few weeks later i went home for christmas break to see my little brother when it happened.
as soon as i got home i my mom dad and little brither mike threw me a welcome home party and after it was over i felt unexplainible paranoia that i was being watched but i shrugged off as just not used to being home for awhile. the next morning i yearned to get super mario sunshine and figure out what my friend was talking about but i didn't want to get something that might have already been waiting for me under the tree. after two days of christmas movies and listening to my little brother do his rendition of rudolf the red nosed reindeer christmas finally came. i checked all of the presents my mom and dad had gotten me (50 dollars a wristwatch and new shirts and pants) but there was no super mario sunshine to be found. i walked out onto the porch to get a breath of fresh air when i saw a package on the ground. this was very odd since most companies don't ship on christmas. it had no name or address but had my name on it so i opened it up and sitting there in that brown cardboard bow was super mario sunshine.
i was so happy i almost tripped walking inside. "whats that?" my mom said as i walked back inside.
"it's super mario sunshine" i replied happily. by there confused faces i could tell this was not from them so i emmidiately supposed it was from david. i told them my suspition about who sent it and proceded to plug in mike's gamecube and start the game up. when the title screen showed up there was a taken save file that said david so i created a new save with the name mario and started the playing. i didn't i...i couldn't stop playing that day i dont know if it was just that it was a great game or something else. on my second to last day of winter break i saved right before what i thought was the final boss to get used to my normal sleeping hebits in school. when i woke up the next morning i ran down the stairs to play the game but cried as soon as i walked in the room. there lying dead in front of the television screen was mike with the controler next to him and the tv on. i ran in to try and shake him awake but it was no use. the paramedics arrived and declared him dead but thats not why i'm telling this story. there on the tv screen was my save file but the game was complete and the title was mike.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Super Mario Falls into a Pit

"Oh-a boy-a mama mia psycho psycho psycho supa man dat hoe! Another coin! I'm a-rich! I'm-a like-a Mitt-a Romney! Don't-a make-a fun of my grandchild! Yah! Woo! Wah Hoo! Wah Hah!"
Super Mario Bros. was in very happy spirits because he gained an extra life. He bit into a mushroom and the mushroom wasn't alive so it was a good thing and he gained its energies. Highly realistic blood flew everywhere, but again, it was dead, so it didn't matter, because it was a nihilistic goth-scene mushroom with masacara dripping from its ovaries. Except that instead of ovaries, I mean it had two large onions, because it was ordered at an Italian restaurant in Brooklyn. Mario was from Brooklyn. He just hadn't been there in awhile.
"Trees are people too-a, my friend! I'm-a ME! I'm a Mari-AHHHHHhHHHHHH!!!!!"
That was when he got so overconfident that he wanted to die (not cool, man) and he fell into a pit. He dropped 576 miles and landed on top of a mushroom house looking object that was actually the tipping point of Satan's dick. Highly realistic gore flew everywhere.
"I am 666, so you must be 555!", King Koopa, I mean Satan, breathed fire at Mario. Satan had Slipknot tattoos, a spiked nose-ring, pubic hair on his forehead (aka rogaine), and a copy of the classic self-motivational book Rich Dad, Poor Dad tucked underneath his armpit.
Luckily for Mario, it turned out that the pit was actually Princess Peach's vagina. He was rebirthed, so he started at the beginning of the level again.
The end.
P.S. This happens every time you play Super Mario and he dies.
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Category:Satire
Category:THERY
Category:Mario
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:YT Readings
Category:Shortpasta