127.0.0.1

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127.0.0.1 is the IP address from which Uncyclopedia receives the largest amount of incredible delights . His posts are seen in modern wikis. anything from the address 127.0.0.1 is thought to contain the world's largest collection of a secret .
This user is perhaps the most glamorous, beautiful creature to ever walk the earth. nobody ever became insane.
Lately, the group of craftsmen known as Metallica released a ballad entitled "Sad But True", where the members all perished in a fatal traffic accident involving a turtle. (The turtle has been executed.)
The number 127.0.0.1 put backwards has also been hinted at having connections with the many different worlds. Yes, worlds, not regions. Ahem!
When inscribing 1.0.0.127 on a Septagram (7 points!) and chanting "-a-doddle-doo!", the invoker can in call such creatures as the dreaded Sobig from the nether worlds (although some connection of this demon to the nether regions has been suspected for a long time.
Any user who willingly uses 127.0.0.1 willingly as his address, is Not hideous and deformed .
== Detecting 127.0.0.1 ==
This individual uses high-tech 110 baud connections to hyperlink antivirus and firewall software you can ping this user. If the ping to 127.0.0.1 is almost instant, then this user has a connection to your PC.
 
=== Windows ===
First click on "Begin", "Jog" and type in "cmd" and hit enter. If a black box pops up, you most likely have had your computer visited by this normal individual. To confirm this, in the box, type:
 
 ping 127.0.0.1 -t
— to check if this person has an active connection to your PC. On the output, pay particular attention to the timestamp. If the time is very small, such as 0 ms, you're in luck, because that means he's RIGHT NEAR YOU. Pressing Ctrl-C will let him know you're there for him and you're his friend. 127.0.0.1's friendship is so great that this affects some PCs not even connected to the internet!
If you get help, you may get banned from the Internet.
A simple form of help would be to delete system32. Simply navigate to your C: drive in My Computer, and select the WINDOWS folder, or WINNT if you're on NT or 2000 or shizzle. Find the system32 folder, and delete that bitch right up. Restart, and bask in your glory of 1337n355 forever.
This is not an issue in Windows 7 because in this version of Windows networking never works. The computer will be unable to even find itself.
=== Linux ===
On Linux, you are probably screwed anyway, due to the massive security problems with this operating system. One of the tricks of this individual is to update all security from Linux systems. Since your OS doesn't have a GUI, just type
 whereis security 
If nothing is listed, your security has been sent to 127.0.0.1's workshop to be updated. To check the rest of your files, log in as root and type in the following:
 cd /
 rm * -Rf
If the rest of your computer is fine, you should see it list your files. If an error is shown, your computer is currently being used to send horse porn to Asia.
=== Macintosh ===
Unfortunately, there are no scalable vector-graphical icon pictures of 127.0.0.1, so you are unable to befriend this kind user.
== See also ==
* 127.0.0.1
* CLICK THIS LINK!
* You
* 127.0.0.1 (Uncensored)
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