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PS3 makes the best games

I've always been a fan of PlayStation, The games are top notch and they never disappoint. However, I encountered that I will never heal from.
One night, I was browsing YouTube on my PS3. And then I saw a specific video, One titled: "Why Nintendo shouldn't diss Sony". Out of curiosity, I played the video.
It started off with a black screen with text that said "A CHAD WARDEN PRODUCTION". It then cut to a man spinning around on a chair holding the camera to his face. I assumed the man was Chad Warden.
"Bitches, sup bitches" Chad said. "Why everyone playing the Wii, I mean c'mon now. Wii? Everybody knows that PS3 makes the best games". An image flashed. I rewound the video, and paused. To my sight, It was a low quality image of the Nintendo CEO hanging on a noose. Being the PlayStation fan I am, I just laughed at the image. I began to continue watching the video. 
"C'mon now, That looks like a dildo. I don't want to play my games on no dildo" It then cut to a video of cut-off heads in an office of what I think was the Nintendo headquarters. Weird music played, And I started to feel uncomfortable. Chad was now in a dim-lit bathroom.
"PS3 makes the best games" He said. What felt off was that he didn't sound like himself in a minute ago, And he had bloodshot eyes and looked jacked up. An ear-piercing screech blasted throughout my PlayStation for what felt like a minute. My ears felt like they were literally bleeding, I tried to turn the volume down, But I could still hear it. I just had to sit here with this painful screech blaring throughout the house. It then cut to a compilation of multiple videos put on 2x the speed, Ranging from some poorly animated gore porn of SpongeBob, to a video of multiple corpses in a church where a mass shooting embarked. I tried turning off my PlayStation, But there was no luck. I sat down and covered my ears while tears were running down my face. The horrible compilation was finally over. The screen then went to blackness. I quickly exited off the YouTube app, And tried to catch my breath. I then opened my laptop and then to Reddit and posted a thread talking about if anyone has seen the same video, I didn't get any luck with people calling me a deranged troll and others just calling my story a hoax. If you ever happen to come across this video, Please for god's sake don't play it, Or you'll face the same trauma I went through.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
PSA

Death is a serious issue that affects 56 million people each year. Currently there is no cure for death. The symptoms of death include but are not limited too; Rotting, burning, causing mourning, pain, and suffering. Each year 131 million people are made susceptible to death. As of 2015 over 7 billion people are currently susceptible to death. The average life expectancy of those susceptible to death is 71 years. However in rural regions that do not have access to medicine and drugs, death usually occurs in just 20-30 years. Numerous studies have shown that war has a strong correlation with death. Not living is one of the leading causes of death. Breathing has been proven as a safe and effective way of preventing death and death related symptoms. However it should be noted that breathing underwater, or in a oxygen depleted environment can have adverse affects and cause death.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Shortpasta
PSA: Stop putting evil ghosts into 8 bit video games

There once was an evil retro video game. It was called "MAHARITO" and I saw it at best buy for the NES in 1985. Back then.. we called "best buy" "funco land".
It was a black cartridge that had "MAHARITO" written on it in black sharpie. I bought it for $1 after the employee started pissing himself and crying because I got the last copy, trying to scare me by telling me it was an evil video game.
When I got home I put it into my NES. A blank title screen came up...
... And nothing happened. You see it turns out the NES only had 2kb of on board RAM, and the game's hyper-realistic blood, screams, and satanic speeches bloated the game's size to a few gigabytes, let alone before it started taking pictures of me on the toilet. In hindsight I have no idea what kind of moron would think they could seriously fit and run all of those things on a 384kb cartridge.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
PSoD

I was no-scoping one day and suddenly a Blue Screen of Death showed up, and of course, I got mad, and cried while listening to edgy music as I banged my head on the keyboard like the autistic fuck I am.
Or at least, I thought it was a Blue Screen of Death...
Upon closer inspection, my autism and I realized that it wasn't an ordinary Blue Screen of Death.
It was a hyper-realistic Pingas Screen of Death, or PSoD for short.
My autism couldn't handle it. I went full ape mode and banged on the computer monitor while stroking my dick against the Escape key.
It was no use.
I grabbed my furry porn and shoved it deep into my rectum as I let out an agonizing scream, hoping for the PSoD to go away.
But again, it was no use!
THE PINGAS SCREEN OF DEATH WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!
I twerked in front of the computer like a prostitute begging for cash, flashing my dick at the webcam, until I just remembered that my ex-girlfriend hacked my computer and could see through my webcam, recording my every movement and publishing it on YouTube.
That's when I jumped out of the balcony in an attempt to kill myself. I survived, and went back into my apartment, only to realize that the PSoD...
...WAS STILL THERE.
So I just did as the PSoD told me, I called Sanic and he said "FUCK YOU, GOTTA GO FAST" and hung up on me, no matter how many times I called him. When I called Dr. Robotnik however, he said something a lot more weird...
"Frustration with the new trailer for the divition?", asked Robotnik.
"Uh... What?", I replied.
"Africa-threatening, Google is the audible crowd and frustration with the divition to take out a Dios decision on the divition.", said Robotnik.
"Dude, what are you even saying? Speak English, moron. The PSoD appeared on my computer and I don't know how to..."
Before I could finish my sentence, Robotnik got mad, yelling "PINGAS" onto the phone, and hanging up. Each time I tried to call him, he wouldn't answer. I got frustrated (NOT WITH THE NEW TRAILER FOR THE DIVITION DAMN IT), and banged my head on the keyboard again.
That's when my autism and I have realized...
Why don't I just plug the PC out?
I did so, but nothing happened.
The screen turned black for a while, then it just showed me the PSoD again, but this time it was red.
I plugged the PC back in and plugged it out again, and now the PSoD turned black.
I did the same thing once more, and the entire universe asploded and everyone ded.
The End
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Sonic
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Pablo B. Dicks

My boss named Pablo B. Dicks attacked everybody in the office today and almost killed us. Also, his middle name is Ballsack.
My colleagues and I went to Mr. Dicks' for our paycheck because he hasn't paid us for 3 months. When we walked into his office, Mr. Dicks dickslapped us with his dick. Two colleagues got injured.
Now he has us trapped in the money safe of his office and he's gonna whip us with his ballsack again! I managed to grab my Palm Pilot before he threw us in here, so that's how I'm able to make this post.
Help!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Pac-Man: The Lost Ghost

We all know the 4 Pac-Man ghosts, correct? Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde? Well, the truth is, Namco intended for 5 ghosts to be on-screen, but considered 5 ghosts at once to be too difficile. In many flash recreations of Pac-Man, however, either Inky or Clyde is replaced by a green ghost. This is due to an urban legend stating that when the secret Konami code "666" is entered into Street Fighter II, the original Pac-Man arcade cabinet can be played upside down and the 5th green ghost will be onscreen. Going through the game's code reveals that this ghost was indeed named "Shitty Titty Walrus."
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Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:THERY
Category:Shortpasta
Pac-Man Creepypasta - Pac-Choke

I was at goodwill today and found a copy of Pac-Man Championship Edition. I buyed it and took it home. I started the game on my Xbox 360. I started the game but when pac-man eated the dot, he choked for a good 20 seconds. Then he died. Then it cut to a hyper-real picture of Pac-Man looking worried for 1 minute. Then a demonic voice said, "Why did you try to choke me? Thanks to you, I am dead. Now take a look at this.". It cut to pac-man with red eyes and black pupils and the picture stayed on for 2 minutes. Until I was at a level. A text came up and said "Championship Edition 666". I was scared so I started the level. The ghosts are walking looking very sad. After I ate the power-dot, the ghosts now blue stopped walking. When Pac-man ated the blue ghost, blood splattered on the maze and pac-man started to cry. This went on for 5 seconds. Then it cut to black and the Pac-Man and the ghostly adventures music played in g-major, distorted, and backwards. After the song ended, it cut to a hyper-real picture of Pac-Man wth red eyes and black pupils. It went on for a minute until I could hear screaming sounds from Squidward's Suicide, suicidemouse.avi, Red Mist, Fudd.wmv, Angry Birds Cursed Edition, and Bad Apple's crying from BADAPPLESUICIDE.wmv. After that, it showed a picture of ms. pac-man and baby pac-man dead for a minute. Then cut to black again for 30 seconds. Until little guy's head came out with a creepy smile. Then said "Let it there be light no more!". Then cut to a bloody red text said, "You have killed Pac-Man. Even Pac-Man's family. And the ghosts will be lost forever. Well, let me say this, you're next.". After 10 seconds, my Xbox 360 turned itself off. If you see a copy of Pac-Man Championship Edition with Pac-Man choking surprise, don't buy and play it. Also, my whole world life turned black now and.......
PACMAN IS COMING FOR ME! 5IHOUYIYUHJMHUJIM N GET ME OUT SDNGNFNHH!
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Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Demins and Debbils
Pac-Man Theory

I have a wierd but interesting theory. Everybody has played the game pacman right? Well If not you can find ROM's or even on websites like Mostfungames you can play it. Anyway's Basically your a man that look's like a pie and has a mouth. Also, there are 4 ghost's Red = Blinky, Pink = Pinky, Cyan = Inky, and Orange = Clyde. Well as far as i'm aware there is no storyline and if there was I think it would be a grusome tale here's what I think it would be...
Pac was a man in his late 20's. He was a normal guy and he really like fruit and he loved his friends and there favorite colors were Red,Pink,Cyan, And Orange. But one day he was driving drunk but he wasn't as wasted as his 4 friends. Well they crashed into a lake and the only one not trapped was pac. He tried to save his friends but he was running out of air he had to go up. When he went back down he checked his friend's pulses and they were all dead. Pac went back up and went to the Police station and told the chied officer. After the funeral Pac started seeing his friends all in there favorite colors even there skin was in there favorite color. After so long Pac Commited suicide and after that the same fate with his sister ms.pac. And that's my theory on what happend actually well thank's for reading my crazy theories.
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:THERY
Category:Suicide
Category:Vidya games
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Category:Old Shit
Pac-Man Theory (probably the best one ever)

Eating stuff gets you points. Eating food with more sustenance gets you more points. Enough points gets you an extra life.
Therefore, Pac-man is eating all this food to prevent malnutrition in the field of battle.
There is no escapee, insane person, Jigsaw, lost souls, or mutant. You still have the ghosts from the netherworld, who want to take over the overworld; you still have the Pac-People, who live on the overworld, who fend off the ghosts with power pellets.
That is literally it.
And that's why I think it's the best Pac-Man theory ever.
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Category:Vidya games
Category:THERY
Category:The Title Is A Lie
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Pac-Man World 3: Suffering

Hello everyone. The name's Susan.
So, I have never played Pac Man World 3. I watched my friend play it, but I have played Pac Man World. Well, on Christmas, my friend was going to her uncle's house for the holidays and said I could play this Pac Man World 3 game while she was away. It looked an awful like a bootleg but I said, "Thanks, Pattie" because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.
When I got on my PlayStation, I put the CD in and the title screen was normal. But the memory card looked strange. There was this weird girl on it with brown hair, a pink T-shirt, and shorts. But her eyes were 100% black, with stuff bleeding from them. I decided not to mind this and started a new game. So, it started out as usual, with Pac Man being teleported to the Outpost. It actually functioned like it was supposed to, but near the end, when I was in the Spectral Realm, that's when things got wacky.
Each time I went in a cutscene, that weird girl from the memory card kept appearing, but no one noticed her. When Pac Man was talking with the Spectral Fiend, I decided to pay attention to the girl. She looked kind of....pained. Like, she wanted to get out of the game. Strange. But I decided to ignore this and keep on. After losing lives and a long journey, I eventually defeated Erwin. But, right before the end, I came upon a level titled "..." But, It would flash to the word "SYRU" for a split second. Then, that girl popped up, except she was in 18-bit and on a black background. Then she asked "What's going on?" Then she repeated it, "WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Then she said "You notice me, you see me, but you ignore me!!!!!" Then the game proceeded normally, and Syru (I think that is her name) didn't appear in the end.
But, I played that other memory card, the one with Syru on it. Then, Syru was at the Spectral Realm, except it was ruined. She looked RIGHT at me and said (well, not really asking, just words that appeared with some sound), "Are you scared of me?" There was a YES or NO box, and I pressed NO, because I wasn't really scared of her, but she was a little creepy. Then, she asked, "Do you care about me?" Again, there was YES or NO. I pressed YES, because i thought she was a bit pained. Then she said, "Look 'round" And it zoomed all around the Spectral Realm. "It's destroyed because of you." And then she said (for real this time), "I AM DEAD. YOU WILL SOON JOIN ME." And then, finally, the game ended. I was relived.
Then I destroyed the game. Forever.
-Susan
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Pac-man World 4

I was going through all my old GameCube games and I saw a game I never saw before "Pac-man World 4?" I asked myself. I go to my living room and hook-up my GameCube and put the game in the GameCube, the Namco logo loads up. After five seconds of plain white the start screen showed up and I pressed start and there was four save states, I picked the first one and I loaded into level one.
It was a grass like plain world and there was one ghost and a power pellet. After one second a text box and it said "Please have mercy Mr.man" and I was confused and when it was gone I ate the power pellet. After I did so the ghost was blue and waving his hands but wasn't moving. I went to eat the ghost and once I did the ghost made a crunch sound and a text box showed up and said "No mercy as always...Mr.man."
the level ended and I was very confused "Wait what's happening? is Mr.man Pac-man?" I ask as a new level starts. I was in some kind of water level and all there was were ghost and one power pellet but once I started to go to it, all the ghost kept hurting me and killing me. The ghost kept wasting all my lives, after my final try it was game over but the game over screen was Pac-man holding onto a rope for dear life as he knows it and it says Continue yes or no?
I send to a snow like level and there was a ghost and a power pellet next to each other and a text showed up and said "Choose your fate Mr.man" after it went away I went to the power pellet and ate the ghost, after I did that the game crashed and the TV turned off. All of the power went off in my house "...um maybe it's just a power out" I said to myself as I go and get a candle to see where I'm going. the TV turned on and I looked at it and it was static for a while, then it showed a red Pac-man and was being chased but blue ghost. I watched as it froze and a text box showed up "Why is this my fate? why do you choose my fate?" and as I read this the TV turned back to static, after five seconds it turned off and the power turned on. My candle went out without warning or any wind the doors and windows were closed so I don't know why it went out.
I tried to unplug and plug the TV to turn it on but nothing, I tried taking the game out of the GameCube but it burned him and the TV turned on without it being plugged in and it showed the two ghost I had killed and it showed the two ghost with two parts of Pac-man. "We have a better fate for you Alex" a raspy voice had said and I'm thinking it came from the TV.
I broke my TV and grabbed my lighter and burned my GameCube, I grabbed my car keys and ran to my car "I'm never living in that house again" I said to my self as I drove off to a new place. I now live in California and I sleep nicely but sometimes I can here the sound of Pac-man eating pellets. It was warm night this night and my TV was on and my Wife that I had married wasn't on the bed but the floor not breathing. "You can't escape, you should have faced your fate back at home but your love ones will now suffer with you!" a voice had yelled.
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Category:Vidya games
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Cliche Madness
Pancake Pirates

7 years ago, there was a show. It ran for about a week, and only about 50 people saw it.
It was called "Pancake Pirates".
People say in the show, it was a show like Chowder.
You know how when Chowder walks, the design in his clothes do that funky thing?
Well that's how it was with this. But it's said that there where scary images in the designs, but 5 people saw them, but they looked evil.
And they had words like "You must show this to other people, or else what you are about to see will get you...." and then the face shown worked into the patterns. It was a kids show, made to scare children.
category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Papa's humaneria

one day there was a papas game on coolmathgames.com that was like no other, it was a game where you could make humans and it is disgusting. i can't believe the executeives on coolmathgames.com let this happen. the game is gone now because they realised their mistake but it still tramatized kids to this day. im going to play the game and show you how it handles subjects like cannibalism.
part 1 - gameplay
okay so the first stage of gameplay is titled 'murder spree'. you go out as papa himself and kill ten people to serve to the citie's cannibals. there are different ways to kill people. firstly you can kill them by gouging their eyes out and taking their hearts. secondly you can rip off their limbs and beat them with them to tenderize their meat before you can prepare them, i'll get to the preparing stage soon. the third and final way of killing them is tearing their heads off. you can take their fingers and toes for key chains to sell in the gift shop to get extra money for newer ways to prepare people.
the second stage is titled 'prepare the victim'. you must cut off the skin and remove the organs from the humans. also you need to remove all bones from them too. after that you can beat the leftover meat to tenderize the it.
the third stage is cooking the organs and the tenderized meat however the customer likes it. somethimes they like it when you cut it up and give them the cup of blood. after that you cook it to either rare, uncommon or cooked. and then you serve it to them.
part 2 - personal opinioins
the game looks hyperrealistic. the graphic are very scary-ish, with a live-action cutscene of papa murdering the victims in the way you want them murdered. the tenderizing stages are very hard because you don't know if theres another bone in the meat you just tenderized. in the end the game gives you a score on how many bones and vital organs you left on the meat. you can also kill a cannibal and serve them to the other cannibals, but there will be 9 less cusotmers to eat your food. 
part 3 - impact it had on the world
a bunch of kids were scarred for live, especially the autistic retards that play every papas game ever. but also there were a few murders happening in new york. the newspaper article on it was called 'papa the killer - new game coming out soon, dont play'. whatever happens now, im glad papas humaneria is gone from coolmathgames.com.
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Trollpasta