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==Rules!==
#No adding two links in a row.
#Everything must have a link. Even punctuation.
#Links can be red.
#No reverting or deleting what other people do unless they themselves broke a rule and you are fixing it.
#No changing the existing story (e.g adding cosmetics or links or other things), just add on from the end.
#No adding random banana words. The story must tree make sense chicken if you read through dinosaur it.
#Links may not be longer than 100 characters.
#Avoid overuse of tags, it was funny at first but now is just annoying.
#Have fun!
#Last person to edit wins!!
Category:Moccasins
==Story==
Moccasins-wearing money ate moccasins for billion dollar losses because inflation fetish took away Chiaki Nanami and Redlinketh Squaw Deer for some moccasins. Pichu are gay and stupid.
The death of Pikaclones A'd my uncle. 
INCOHERENCY ALERT
Launch operation "Coherency Destruction" immediately or ShrekSwamp will rape your cat. You may:
1. Disable John's body.
2. Make a man.
3. Gay Luigi having a drunk orgy in Afghanistan during my sojourn in Troy. Turkey
===Story reset because so far it's actually not a story===
Fuck! Too bad!. Crap! Shit Yeah, s**** is correct. WRONG! CORRECT! There was once a man that killed Jimbo Wales and bombed Uncyclopedia, after being AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Whoever wrote this sentence is not sane.) Neither I am! Now it was a dark and stormy night, and everyone died. THE END.
===MAKE A DAMN READABLE STORY WILL YA?===
No. Never! Anyway, let's add the story-eating cat in order to spice up this absolute mess of a "story". Oh HELL no; anything but that cat!!!1!1!11!!! And when there's a story-eating-cat, there's always gotta be a Raichu to follow. 172.68.146.230 vandalized the Raichu, and then roasted and ate the story-eating cat. But that story-eating cat was a decoy, for no one -not even a grue- can eat the story-wating cat; 172.68.146.230 was eaten by the real story-eating cat shortly after and the story eating cat continued to devour its #1 enemy, the public library. Then somethin' happened. A giant meteorite struck the earth. Goodbye, dinosaurs! But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteorite created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continue to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, aggressive beings, just like us? And, hey! What if they found a way back? And what if there were sentient squid covering the earth in paint too? And what if they were powerful, godlike creatures that engaged in battles under the orders of a human trainer? Even better, what if these creatures were modded into the world's most popular sandbox game? What if they were modded into the 2010s most popular shooter? And what if they were extremely fond of blasting off? 
None of that actually happened though, because we don't have enough money or talent at Uncyclopedia to make those kinds of stories, so back to the meteor! No, we're gonna get rid of this stupid meteor instead! but what will be the plot of this story, then? Gay sex!!!!! I see no issues on that. Let's start the gay sex then, shall we? Yes, definitely. BUT WHAT IF I DON'T WANNA!?!??!!?? Too bad. Me sad. Nobody cares.
===IT'S TIME FOR FIFTEEN HOURS OF UNINTERRUPTED GAY SEX BABYYYYYYYYY!!!1!1!===
*gay sex noises* Oohhhh yeahhh babeee (of the same gender) that's the spot fuuuuuuuuuuuck 
Hey, what if we made every link from now on "gay sex"? No! Unless… I also agree making every link 'gay sex' would be the best choice :3
Who the fuck put Matt Gaetz on this page? No idea; I'm pretty sure it wasn't there last time I went here... Fuck Well, who cares? Let's just ignore him and keep spamming links to "gay sex" :3
GAY SEX!!!
SAY GEX!!!
After 6 centuries of uninterrupted gay sex, Bert and Ernie went to sleep. Little did they know Elmo the homophobe was about to bomb Sesame Street tommorrow.. But little did Elmo the homophobe know that he was in Soviet Russia, so it was actually Sesame Street that was going to bomb him instead. However, Sesame Street then decided it would be a better idea to have gay sex with Elmo the homophobe instead. Even better, they decided to invite the Big Bad Wolf to this gay sex session too.Let's not! I don't care! They all had a sexy session of raw steamy hot gay sex!!!!!! Including .
Somebetterusername, please stop adding straight politicians into the story. This is a GAY SEX-only zone; no straight people are allowed, even if they are pro-LGBT. Homophobic closeted gays, however, may be allowed as long as they don't preach their politics while engaging in gay sex. Gay sex?
oh ok, anyways I'm going to go bowling, enjoy gay sex Don't worry, we definitely will. We are, in fact, enyoing it right now as we write these sentences. Wait, since when were we writers having gay sex too? I thought it was just the characters inside the story. Don't question the logic behind this story, gay sex is the only thing that matters here... True.
Holy fuck, that's a lot of gay sex. I was going to say "that's not a redirect to gay sex", but then I remembered what 'gay sex' redirects to, and realized it pretty much is the same thing... Well, let's fix that then. Holy crap, the 'gay sex' redirect now go to a different article!!!!! Exactly.
What is the video about? I tried watching it but i only got a bunch of ads instead. idk, but it doesn't seem to be footage of gay sex, so I'm not watching it. Then why is it captioned "History of gay sex, part 1"? Probably to make me click it and then disappoint me for never showing any actual gay sex! This is too much gay sex, even for me. There is no such thing as too much gay sex, only not enough gay sex, and this page is suffering from the latter. We might have to invent more gay sex to please that demand, now that i think about it. Don't worry, I'm on my way to invent Gay Sex 2, which will revolutionize the field of gay sex as we know it.
===bro that's the stonewall riots===
Yeah, but what does that have to do with the history of gay sex? Nothing at all, because this is all clearly just a ruse to make me forget about gay sex. I shall do something about this by doubling -no- tripling the ammount of gay sex!!!!!!!!! Yeah! Also, shouldn't we write an actual story too? Ooops, you're right about that; I forgot about this story with all this gay sex... wait, I know what we could write the story about. GAY SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== The Gay Sex Adventures: Part 1 ==
Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Gaytopia; a handsome buff man felt the immediate craving to have hot gay sex with a twink. But to his dismay all the twinks in his area were already taken by the oppressive nobility, who hoarded all the twinks for themselves and no one else. This handsome buff man felt incredibly angry when he realized his most important priorities (having steamy hot sex with twinks) had been offuscated by the bourgeoisie, and thus he decided to rebel in the only way he knew how to: imposing dominance as a top by sticking his dick in a member of the upper class' ass.
Chihiro Fujisaki has a lesbian relationship with woah woah wooooooooooah ^what the hell is all this wasted space you just left over the gay sex , now gayer and sexier than ever before... LONG LIVE GAY SEX! 
NO! I INTERRUPT THE STORY! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE POWER OF THE ALMIGHTY...RED LINK! I will not bow down before anyone or anything that isn't gay. Is the red link gay? Because if it isn't, I'm not bowing down! IF YOU REFUSE TO BOW DOWN TO THE GREAT AND FEARSOME POWER OF THE RED LINK, YOU SHALL KEEP HAVING YOUR GAY ADVENTURES INTERRUPTED!noooooooooo not my gay adventures whyyyyyyyyy why do you do this red link SUBMIT TO THE RED LINKS OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!§%§%§%: 
=== THE RED LINKS SHALL CONQUER THE UNIVERSE OF ASBOLiAAT! ===
 
 
BECAUSE YOU ADDED IT, DUMMY. BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE WE JUST KILLED THE PEOPLE IN BOTH OF THOSE IMAGES.
ALSO, IMAGES ARE TECHNICALLY TWO LINKS IF THEY HAVE CAPTIONS. SO TECHNICALLY IMAGES WITH CAPTIONS BREAK THE RULES OF THIS STORY. BUT BACK TO THE CONQUEST!
yuri HAH! YOU CAN'T CONQUEST SHIT! AS YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, THE LINKS TO GAY STUFF ARE WINNING!!! WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS STORY GAY GAY GAY!!!! also, women kissing :3
CLEARLY WINNING? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND OR SOMETHING? LONG LIVE THE RED LINKS! CAN'T BLOCK THE CROC, CAN'T BEHEAD THE RED! DOESN'T BANANAS EAT HINDLEYITE? SUCK MUCK SUCK MUCK! ILL!
LONG LIVE THE GAY!!! 
THE ONLY GAY ALLOWED HERE IS GOATSE!!! 
WRONG!!!!! LONG LIVE HOT IMAGES OF WOMEN KISSING!!!!!
NEVER!
=== WOMEN KISSING!!! ===
HELL YEAH, WOMEN KISSING!!!
 
None of that is lesbian or gay. You two will now be punished for breaking Ammendment 6.9 of the Gay Constitution: every link must be gay, or else you will DIE!!!! 
Alright. I'd like to air a grievance. Gentlemen, ladies, and everyone in between, why should we follow such a strict structure for links? Isn't one of the funniest parts of links clicking on it and directing you to a funny conclusion? Like how Mitch McConnell redirects to Turtle? Like how CaseOh redirects to HowTo:Become Morbidly Obese? These are only a few of the examples, too. Shouldn't we focus on just making a batshit insane story full of links to the greatest and funniest pages of Uncyclopedia, instead of just going in a two-way system? What is this, the 2024 U.S. Presidential Election? I mean, this whole entire cluster of words already is pointing to a link that completes the joke. Can we have more of that instead? I mean, obviously also a story too, this has just been a needless battle between minorities gay people
Nah, I prefer the links to gay sex. Speaking of which, women kissing :3nope, just a guy stretching his butthole really wide, it’s gay, it’s Goatse, AND it’s a red link. It’s called a compromise. if it's a compromise, though, then there should be women kissing in there somewhere too... even if it's a red link. Either that, or it has to be gay sex. That's the only important thing in this story. Gay sex shall conquer this story!!!!! 
===UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GOING TO BLACKOUT IN 10 MINUTES. REMAIN CALM===
No it's not. Also, gay sex. goatse gay sex with wolves ...that's kinda furry isn't it? Maybe. Perhaps we shouldn't mention furries that much, lest we summon an infamous vandal whose username starts with 'C' and ends in 'rocotta'... Coromoroloborocotta!!!! I personally don't think simply talking about anything furry-related will summon her (besides, there are other furries to find around here anyway). What the fuck? Fuck the what? How to fuck? HowTo:Fuck
===Story reset because so far it's actually not a story (again)===
This was never a story though; this was from the beginning all about gay sex. SAY GEX!!!!!! Is it gey sax, or gax sey?
Penis. Used for gay sex, of course.Gay sex between lesbians, with a fake plastic penis! Gay sex between male homosexuals, with a real plastic penis! Gay sex between individuals who are non-conforming to gender norms, whith a plastic penis which is not entirely known by the narrator if it's real or fake! Gay sex between plastic penises of variable realisticness! Gay sex between giant dildo-looking monsters that are destroying the city of Tokyo with their cum! Gay sex between the cities of Tokyo and Kyoto! Gay sex between the countries of Japan and South Korea! Gay sex between this sentence and the next one! ooohh, yeah dude, put that dick inside... yes... just like that... oooh dude you're so hot... fill me with your cream... nhhhh...
Let's face it: everything in this universe is rapidly getting rewritten to have gay sex with something, including catgirls in heat, men, femboys in thighs, you, me, gas station. Perhaps, it is time for a slight change? no, it's time for MOAR GAY SEX!!!!
== The Gay Sex Adventures: Part 2 ==
In the begging, there was nothing. Then God descended from the heavens, and said: "Let there be gay sex". And God saw it, and saw it was good. Coincidentally, God was also a woman, so she decided to become a fujoshi and produce boys' love manga. And thus, Yaoiweh, the God(ess) of Yaoi, created the Gay Earth, and filled it with gay people to have gay sex. Except there's no bears around anywhere, because gay sex must be between two twinks for some reason. This was soon proven to be a problem, as twinks are always bottoms, and only a few of them were willing to be switch, meaning that there were no tops that could top the twinks. Except this is the yaoi world, so there are in fact twinks that can top for some reason. But that's something pretty much unheard of, and several twinks have started to protest that tops now don't have incredibly buffed muscles just like they used to do. But Yaoiweh doesn't care, she just wants to see "true boys love" like the yaoi sacred books show how it's supposed to be. This made several twinks to rebel against their God(dess) for not giving them a bear that could top them. But this made Yaoiweh turn all of the rebelling twinks straight, meaning that they couldn't feel any pleasure from the hot gay sex they had anymore. Some of the straight twinks tried to become a woman so that they could feel the pleasure again; but alas, living in a male-only yaoi world, they didn't know what even a woman was, and all they managed was to cut their dicks off. All in all, Yaoiweh essentially had the entire world shaped in her own perfect image, and it was gonna stay that way forever. ...but then, one of the straight gays realized that their god was a woman; and threatened her that if they weren't given their homosexuality back and gay bears to top them, he was willing to have straigth sex with her. However, she was unfortunately straight, so she gladly accepted this challenge. Surprised by this outcome, the twink attempted to have straight sex with Yaoiweh, but realized it was harder than he first thought, as women had two more holes than men and he didn't know where he had to stick his dick into. Disappointed by this, Yaoiweh decided to smite all the straight twinks because she's a parasocial asshole. The straight twinks begged for forgiveness, swearing that they'd be able to make sex to her if she revealed the secrets of straight sex to them. But before they could do that they were smited, with their remains being turned into parts of the paper inside numerous BL comics.
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