Billy Returns (Pokepasta)

Why didn't I listen to you Tom... Why? Now I'm paying for my mistake... I hope you will forgive me...
So here's my story. I hope it doesn't ruin the Pokemon experiece for you... like it has for me...
My friend Tom... He came to me devistated. He said that he had played a pokemon game that had really gotton to him. I told him he was stupid and rediculous and to stop wasteing my time. Oh, how I wish I hadn't said that. He gave me a Pokemon Soul Silver cartrage that had Billy written on the sticker with sharpee marker. He said "Destroy it! Please!" then he left my house. I thought he was crazy, so I just put the game with my others and forgot about it. 
Several days later, I decided that I would check out that Soul Silver game he had given to me, and see what had him so upset. The game started normally, except when I pressed start, not only did I hear Lugia's cry, but I could have sworn I heard a voltorb's cry as well. I saw his save file was simply named Gold, but one thing that was weird about it was... it said he had encountered 666 pokemon. I thought maybe he had just been playing around with an action replay, and didn't think anything else of it. I selected his file and I started in Lavender Town. wich I thought was a bit weird because his profile also said that he had only obtained 6 badges. Of course, he probably just used his action replay to get here. I saw the radio tower, but there was something different about it. I went inside and realized that it was no longer the radio tower, but was now the pokemon tower like it was in Pokemon Red, ect. I then realized that this game was hacked, and not just with an action replay.
I checked my party, because I had noticed that there was no pokemon following me. All he has was a voltorb named Billy. I thought this was a bit odd, but oh well. I went to his PC, and was hopeing he had some good pokemon that I could take. But... he had none! I thought this was really strange. I thought maybe he was upset because his game had glitched out and he lost all his pokemon except for Billy, and he does tend to get attatched to his pokemon. Well, I like to breed pokemon so I went to Cerulean Cave to catch a Ditto to breed Billy with. Then I remembered to check his bag. He had no items! He didn't even have any of the key items that he would have needed to get to the point he was at in the game! Oh well, I decided I would go to the Pokemart to buy some pokeballs. When I arrived the store was empty exept for the guy at the counter. Also, there was no music playing. This game is really glitched! I went up to the guy and he said "...BILLY!!!" and then the menu opened. WHAT THE?! That was too weird! Whatever, I guess this is just one weird hack! I bought the pokeballs wich where only 13 pokedollars, strangely, and I went to Cerulean Cave. But, what happened next was really strange.
I went inside the cave, but there was only one small room, and the Lavender Town theme from the original Pokemon games was playing! (I know that's cleche but that's really what happened.) I then saw that there was pokeball on the floor. I picked it up and it said "Obtained Ditto" WHAT?! HOW DID IT KNOW I WANTED A DITTO?! COULD IT READ MY MIND?! Whatever. 
I went into the wild and caught a noctowl. I checked its moves and surpriseingly, it only knew fly. Oh well, I guess that works for me! I used fly and flew to Goldenrod City, and then I went to the day care lady. But, one thing that really scared me and made me jump was, when I entered the daycare... for a spilt second, I saw the sprites of a Mr.Mime and a Crabby in the daycare thing you can see the pokemon you have in the daycare. Weird... Anyway, I talked to the daycare lady, and what she said really confused me. She said "YOU SHOULD BE SORRY!!! YOUR DITTO IS NEVER GOING TO COME BACK AFTER THIS!!!" then a text box appeared and said "Billy had been put in the daycare and Ditto has been lead to the slaughter." WHAT?! Oh well, I guess it was just part of the hack. Then the sprite of Billy and Ditto appeared in the little grassy area. But, what was weird was... Ditto's sprite seemed to be bleeding. Red liquid seemed to pour out on the ground. Oh well, I guess it was just a glitch. I talked to Noctowl and it said "Noctowl looks scared... He smells blood!"
ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! THIS ISN'T JUST A HACK ANYMORE!!! THIS GAME IS REALLY MESSED UP!!! I thought to myself, whatever, this may all just be a dream. So then I went outside and talked to the day care man. He said something very disturbing "You should be felling sorry for that old Ditto... MURDERER!!!" This hack is messesd up! Oh well, I decided I would collect the rest of the gym badges. 
So I caught some high-level pokemon and went to Olvine City because that was the gym I needed to go to. I checked my party and ONLY BILLY WAS THERE!!! EVEN THOUGH I HAD CAUGHT SOME HIGH-LEVEL POKEMON!!! A text box appeared when I checked his stats. "Billy doesn't fell guilty at all about what he did!" I saw his nature it was "not guilty" and his trainer note said "He doesn't care!" I checked his moves and all he knew was Teleport and Slaughter wich was BLOOD TYPE!!! The move discription said "LEADS THE VICTUM TO THE SLAUGHTER!!! NEVER MISSES!!!" I was freaked out man! But then it said "Billy used teleport to go back to the daycare to FINISH THE JOB!!!" then it went back to my party. I had caught Noctowl, Metang, Muk, Stantler, and I found a roaming Registeel somehow, and also I somehow came across Lugia, but they where DEAD!!! All that was left was a pile of blood and their names where CORPSE. I looked at their stats and the trainer note said "SLAUGHTERED BY BILLY!!!" 
Then the phone rang it was the Day Care Man he said "HE FINISHED THE JOB!!!" then a cutscene played there was a purple blob that looked like Ditto! And then there was a voltorb that crushed and SLAUGHTERED the Ditto and there was RED AND PURPLE BLOOD! Then and extreamely staticy and distorted cry of a ditto played and for a split second I saw a close up of Billy's face covered in blood! I was like WAHT KIND OF A SICK HACK IS THIS!!! I thought to myself it's probably just me. I went to the daycare and there where policemen there! They said "SOME FREAK BRUTALLY MURDERED THEM!!!" then the rotted corpse of the daycare lady walked up to me and said "Are you happy with what you have done?!" and then a text box appeared and said "Obtained Billy and DOOM EGG!" I was like where's my Ditto I looked at the egg and I realized that the ditto WAS THE EGG!!! And then I remembered the cut scene I had seen earlier. I was freaked out I was like that's it, I'm releaseing Billy! I went to the PC and touched the realse button but it said "NO!!! HE'S YOUR PROBLEM!!! YOU WILL NOT DOOM UNTO EARTH LIKE THIS!!! THIS IS YOUR CURSE!!!" I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW!!! It then said "That's enough for today." It then saved my game and at the same time I heard evil laughter. Then It shut off. I tried to turn it back on but it said "That's enough for today. Come back tomorrow for fun!" An then it shut off again.
The next day I decided I would turn the game back on and see what Billy had in store for me. This time, there was so Lugia. Instead the game just started me at the file selection screen. I selected Gold and prepared for the worst. When the game started I was where the daycare center was, but it had been torn down! Then I saw my friend Lyra there, stareing at the debris. I went up to her and she said "YOU DID THIS YOU CREEP!!! MY GRANDPARENTS ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!!!" then a battle started. She sent you her Azumaril and I sent out... Billy. The only move he knew was... Slaughter. I didn't want to do this, so I tried to run "No! There's no running from a trainer battle!" I decided I would turn my DS off. "YOU'RE JUST LIKE TOM, STEVEN!" HOW DID IT KNOW OUR NAMES?! I had had enough, I took a screw driver and took out the battery. "NOT GOING TO STOP ME LIKE THAT!" HOW WAS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?! That was it. I didn't care about my DS anymore. I took my dad's revolver and I shot all six rounds at it... I opened my DS and IT STILL WORKED!!! Another text box "I'M BULLET PROOF!" I then went outside and started a fire in the grill. I threw my DS on the flames and I heard what sounded like screaming coming from the game. I hoped that this meant that it had been destoyed. But then blood started leaking from my DS and eventually put out the flames... IT WAS STILL ON!!! I live close to some railroad tracks, so I put the game on the tracks and waited. Eventually the train came. It ran over the DS, and after several minutes, the train had passed. I didn't even check to see if the game still worked. I just went home. But when I got home, what I saw will never leave my mind. My parents where dead! They looked like they had been burned... electrocuted! and on the wall written in blood it said "SLAUGHTERED BY BILLY!!!" Then I saw a broadcast on the news channel. "A train has mysteriously crashed for no apparent reason. The only thing that was found at the scene besides the mutilated bodies of the passangers, was this note." It then showed a note that said "SLAUGHTERED BY BILLY!" Then they showed a picture of the train. IT WAS THE SAME TRAIN THAT I HAD TRIED TO USE TO CRUSH MY DS!!! I ran into my room. and here on my bed in a pudle of blood... was... MY DS!!! It STILL had the battle going just as I had when I tried to destoy it! "WHEN WILL YOU COWARDS LEARN? YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM YOU DUTIES!!!" I had no choice but to continue with the battle.
I selected my only option... Slaughter. Then a realistic video of an Azumaril being run over with a train and then being thrown into a fire pit played, as the Lavender Town theme played. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD!!! Then it said "Azumarill has been lead to the slaughter." Then the screen cut to black. Then it showed Lyra in a pubble of blood, and then the ghosts of the day care couple walked out of the ruins of their daycare center. "NOW THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU!!!" Then the screen showed an egg with dried blood all over it, and it also had my trainer's hat on! Then for a split second the egg started to hatch, and blood flooded out of the crack. Then my DS shut and I heard screaming come from it.
Later on the news channel, it showed a picture of my friend Tom. They said that he had been brutally murdered in his house, and there was an unidentifiable purble goo all around his corpse. They said that it looked like he had been electrocuted, and on the wall next to his corpse, written in blood where the words "SLAUGHTERED BY BILLY!!!"
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Category:Satire
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