TRTF: The Hoboing, Sonic.CRINGE 2

Hello, if your reading this I am a Hobo running from "Cringy Furry Emo Girls" trying to kill me. My name is Luigi, now you maybe wondering "Why the fuck is a Hobo writing this story?". Well maybe read this fucking story and you will learn how my life ended up to this bullshit. You see I was one day reading my emails until I got a email, it was from my friend "Billy". it stated about his search history being leaked from a game he bought from some guy on ebay. The guy had the username "EatMyAss34", and the games name was "Sonic.CRINGE". The email started to say things like it was Sega Saturn game and it will leak your search history and shit. Yea after reading that shit I was fucking hooked to finding what the fuck this game was. So I downloaded a Sega Saturn Emulator and searched for a rom of the game. I was not able to find anything and the ebay listing for the game was taken down days ago. So I was fucked...until I got a email. Yea it was from some unknown user, and it had a link for a game with the file being Sonic.CRINGE2.exe. So not only did I find something, but I found a 2nd game to the game my friend played. I downloaded it, and deleted that Sega Saturn Emulator for reasons. And so started the game...I was greeted to a warning screen...and then the menu loaded with it turning out to be a game called THE RETURN TO FREDDY'S: THE HOBOING?! Yes not only was I fucking tricked in downloading a game that has nothing to do with Sonic.CRINGE, but a fucking fan game to one of the most fucking shitty FNaF Fan games in fucking history! eh I was like fuck it, and went ahead and clicked play and started the shitty game. it loaded me to a shitty looking office, the room had 4 rooms. It was covered in sonic posters so yes somehow this fucking game has something to do with Sonic.CRINGE, the phone call started and said the following. "Hoi?...Hoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! oz yez oi, welcum to ur 1st nite at soniz gum of funz, just keepz an eye on Lookjob", then the phone call ended. I checked the camera's all of them just being full of Fredbear suits and arcade machines. with those shitty model graphics you would expected from a TRTF game. Then I saw sparkles, and looked though the cameras to find where they are coming from. it seem to be a rainbow colored TRTF 3 Lockjaw, with rainbow sparkles coming out of him. "This must be Lookjob" I said to myself as I then seen this game was gonna be more shit than what the fuck those TRTF games could be. As I put on my Hobo-Myers mask for good-luck, and proceeded to play the night. all you had to do was check the camera's to see witch door Lookjob was going to, and then shut the fucking door by clicking on it. You could only shut 1 door at a time, so yea. and the only reason why you need the camera's is because Lookjob is fucking silent when he moves. so yea after you deal with this fucker or was SO FUCKING HARD TO DEAL WITH FOR FUCK SAKES! it will hit 9:00AM yes you had to last form fucking 10:00PM TO FUCKING 9:00AM! anyways once you beat the fucking night, you will be taken to a fucking NES graphic mini-game. Where you play as a curly hair rainbow hedgehog named "GREG" and have to collect parts to put together a green, red skin jester with a skull for a head. The jester would tell GREG this. "GREG we need to stop him, we need to stop Sonic.CRINGE, you have to tell them". GREG turned to me and told me that they wanted me to help them stop Sonic.CRINGE from ruining people lives, he ruined my friend billy's life too, and only I can stop it. A tear ran down my Hobo-myer mask seeing the truth. that this fucking sonic.CRINGE being ruined my friends life. and so I helped greg and the jester fight who this Sonic.CRINGE was. Lookjob in NES Graphic from came and try to stop me, the jester, and GREG. I was taken to a RPG styled fight and had to fight this stupid shitty, freddy fazbear wanna be. and so with my RPG skills I defeated Lookjob. and I was happy as finally I used my RPG skills for something in this shitty game. but then the screen turn dark...a black sonic figure stand in the middle like chara in the end of the genocide ending of undertale. Soon I was greeted with 2 red dots for eyes on the black hedgehog figure... it was...Sonic.CRINGE...himself...the figure told me the following..."You idiot...you have fallen into my trap...and now you will meet the curse". my spare computer behind me turned on, and I turned with my hobo-myers mask still on to look at it..and just like my friends history...my was sent to the web for everyone to see..Expect it didn't because I had anti-virus on. and so I looked at Sonic.CRINGE face in a smile under my mask. as I see how much of a dumbass Sonic.CRINGE is. Sonic.CRINGE was really really pissed, as he told me the following. "YOU FUCKING SHIT HEAD, PREPARE TO DIE!" but something stopped him...i turned and see a GREG plush, who cut-off the head of a Sonic.CRINGE plush. I looked at my computer and seen Sonic.CRINGE. GREG and the jester in a RPG battle Lay-out. under my Hobo-mask I know what I had to do. I used my RPG skills to fight Sonic.CRINGE. it was hard but soon I defeated him...the game glichted out as I heard the painful screams of Sonic.CRINGE as then the game crashed. I deleted the game for good, but then turned to see that the hole time when I was doing all that shit, some "Furry Emo Girls" has broken in my house planning to kill me. I jumped out my window and ran off into the woods...now as a hobo I typed this story to warn you...that Sonic.CRINGE game my friend played is still out their...and so if you find it...break it...it's the only way to get rid of sonic.CRINGE...forever.
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