Minion2.EXE/Round 2

After, destroying that damn DVD. I found another game, it had "DOOM.exe" on it in black marker and had a picture of Dave and Gru murdered and torn apart, crying. I felt their agony... After cleaning up the broken "GRU.exe" disk... A stange mist or fog came out of the shatters and lunged back into the disk and reform it back to normal!
I was freaked out of my mind, the mist looked like Dave.exe and the minion.exe slaves. I decided to take a nap, since it was getting late...
...I wish didn't
I had a dream, where I found a disk. With black marker saying "Minion.exe". When I got to the title, it changed...
But the freakiest thing that was in it was Gru, his eyes were pitch black and bleeding with two glowing red dots staring RIGHT AT ME, and his frown had stretched wider up to the edge of his face. His jaw was broken and his face had cuts and was bleeding. He spoke...
"Why..."
"Why did you kill me?"
"Were you having fun with it?!"
Gru, was attacked by Dave. Who was now a PURE heartless monster...
"Why didn't I just save him... WHY!!!"
I woke up in a fright, I was SO scared...
That was when I realized something...
These Minions were monsters, a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented monsters... and all of their victims, including Gru, Vector, and possibly Kyle, are just their little toys, and the game is the very gateway into their chaotic, nightmarish world and the very Hell their victims are trapped in. 
I had to begin the game again! I just had to!
I took the damn disk and jammed it into my Playstation! I needed to stop this MADNESS! The game went to a different thing...
the save file select from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 popped up, and I was like "WTF? What's this doing in a Minion game?", anyway, then I notice something off, the background was the dark cloudy sky of the Bad Stardust Speedway level from Sonic CD, and there were only one save file. The music was that creepy Caverns of Winter music from Earthbound, only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse. And the image for the save file where you see a preview of the level you're on is just red static. 
What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only Vector...
I pressed start and it started on Vector's Lab. Vector looked confused, then he fell into the spike pit and didn't die... I saw Dave's body was missing, along with the other minions. Vector pressed on, at the end of the level was Gru's lifeless body and head bleeding. I went to head and text boxes appeared:
"Vector: Gru?"
"Gru: Vector?"
"Gru: Watch out this is a trap set by Dave!"
Then, Dave appeared behind Vector and sucked him into his mouth!
"Gru: I warned you..."
It teleported to Green Hill Zone, covered in blood. I was playing as... Dave?! The real Dave to be in fact. Dave was the REAL soul of Dave? Dave must have got killed and lost his body to... This monster!
Dave.exe appeared in front of Dave and sucked him in, along with the others!
"DAMN!!!" I yelled, I was sick of this monster killing my favorite characters... Hopefully it will be... Another disk appeared called Minion0.exe I'll be soon to play that too... For now... Peace...
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