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Paper Mario: The Thousand Year DEATH

I had always liked the Paper Mario series as a child. My favorite in the entire series was the one that I had grown up with though, Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door. So one day about 4 years ago, I at a garage sale and I saw that the guy had a Gamecube and a copy of the Thousand Year Door! I bought from him and ran home excitedly because I could relive the nostalgia that was Paper Mario the Thousand Year Door.
When I had gotten home, I decided to hook the Gamecube into my TV and booted up the game. When I heard that Gamecube start-up jingle, I already started remembering the times I had playing my Gamecube as a kid. But when the game got to the title screen, strange things started happening. Instead of going to the title screen like it normally would, the screen flickered on and off. Then the game finally came on. The title screen looked a little...different this time though. Instead of it's usual opened curtain with Mario, Bowser, Peach, and the games partners, this time it showed a ripped Paper Mario with blood oozing from his paper self and Bowser standing in the back with a bloody knife. I wondered what was going on, but I was pretty sure it wasn't normal. So I called my friend Kyle to come over and see what was wrong.
Kyle arrived about 27 minutes and 36 seconds later. He asked me what had happened and I told him that the game wasn't acting very normal. I had turned off my Gamecube before Kyle arrived just so then I could see if it would happen again. So I turned on my Gamecube, only this time instead of the opening jingle playing, I just heard a very loud blood curling scream coming from my TV. The intro played as normal and after that the same title screen came up as before, except this time Bowser turned to Kyle and said "you're next". Terrified by this, I tried to turn the Gamecube off. But before I got to the TV, Bowser starting pulling Kyle into the screen! I tried to pull Kyle back into my living room, but I was sadly too late. Bowser used the knife to stab Kyle in the chest as I watched in pain. Then Bowser started coming out of the TV and coming for me. Bowser almost was out of the TV, but suddenly, the power went out for about 1.27 seconds.
After the power came back on, I smashed the Gamecube so I and the Thousand Year Door disc so I would never have to deal with that hell ever again. After that, I never played another Paper Mario game again.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Paper Route

I used to live in New York city, I delivered the NY Times to my local houses on my neighborhood. It was, like in every story thats scary a cool crisp day, but the sun was shining high in the sky.
My day was going great, All I ever wanted was to be in a city with a few friends and a job. All was well, but not for long.
I walked down maine and west and said Hi to Same, the bum that lived beside the apartment complex I lived in, I walked up
"Hi Sam!"
"Not today..."
"Wha-"
"Leave New York, they come for you..."
"Mr. Foresst, what are you talking about?"
"THEY COME FOR YOU! NOW LEAVE!"
He was usually happy-go-lucky! So this unerved me, They come for me? What does that mean... I wish I had left New York the moment I heard him. The next morning I was getting home from school, and turned down my road when I noticed everyone in my complex was outside, I saw police tape surrounding it, I saw everyone, Mrs. Gilroy Roy, and even Mr. Tuhn in his pajamas! I pushed to the front of the crowd and asked a police man what happened
"Excuse me, what happened?"
"A women was murdered in appartment 157 at 8:56."
"Wait... Thats my appartment!"
"Are you Jeffery Hart?"
"Yeah! Why wheres my mother?!"
"I am... so sorry, your mother was found dead in your appartment, she was ripped apart by a dog or something..."
I was so upset but the only problem I have with this... My appartment was no pets, how did a dog get in my appartment!?
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Papierek po lodach ekipy

Byłem na łóżku, wtedy usłyszałem dziwne dźwięki z kuchni.
Szybko poszedłem do kuchni i włączyłem światło ponieważ była 03:00 w nocy.
Bardzo się przestraszyłem bo w kuchni stał Friz z nożem w ręku, następnie wyciągnął papierek po lodach ekipy i powiedział
-proszę, masz, trzymaj... papierek po lodach ekipy!
a ja do niego:
-jadłem je, te lody to shit (gówno)
Potem Friz zrobił niezadowoloną minę i zaczął mnie gonić z norzem w ręku, wybiegłem z domu i potknąłem się o swoją nogę, upadłem i potem nic nie pamiętałęm, jedyna co pamiętam to to że następnego dni kiedy się obudziłem, na telefon przyszło mi powiadomienie z YouTube.
Friz wrzucił nowy odcinek ale był to odcinek niepubliczny, tylko ja miałem do nie go dostęp.
Odcinek nazywał się: "oj oj oj" i był bardzo przerażający, na odcinku widziałem Friza który mówi o mnie z norzem w ręce.
Poszedłem z tym filmem na policję ale w budynku nikogo nie było, usłyszałem dziwne dźwięki dochodzące z jednego z pokoi, poszedłem tam bo myślełem że będą tam policjanci ale byli tam zabici i zmasakrowani policjanci, na środku pokoju stał Friz z norzem w ręku i mówił "oj oj oj", chciałem mu uciec ale zamknął siłą woli drzwi i zaczął do mnie podchodzić.
I umarłęm.
== English Translation ==
I was on the bed, then I heard strange noises from the kitchen.
I quickly went to the kitchen and turned on the light because it was 3:00 am.
I was very scared because Friz was standing in the kitchen with a knife in his hand, then he pulled out a piece of ice cream from the team and said "Please, here, hold ... the team's ice cream paper!" and I said to him: "I ate them, that ice cream is shit."
Then Friz made a dissatisfied face and started chasing me with a knife in his hand, I ran out of the house and tripped over my leg, I fell down and then I couldn't remember anything, all I remember is that the next day when I woke up, I received a notification from YouTube on the phone.
Friz posted a new episode, but it was a private episode, only I had access to it.
The episode was called "oh oh" and it was very scary, in the episode I saw Friz talking about me with a knife in his hand.
I went to the police with this movie, but there was no one in the building, I heard strange sounds coming from one of the rooms, I went there because I thought there would be policemen there, but there were killed and massacred policemen, Friz stood in the middle of the room with a knife in his hand and said "oh oh oh", I wanted to get away from him but by force of will, he closed the door and started to come to me.
And I died.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Paranormal Doppler Effect Dop

Is it True? Paranormal Doppler Effect Dop = Disappearing Object Phenomenon Welcome To My Paranormal Ghost Story
I know We Had So Much Money But Our Money Kept disappearing We Don't Know Why Maybe Just Someone Stole It? I dont Know
And Our Door Is Locked And When i Wake Up Its Open For Some Reason And Then I Hear Knocking Sounds In My Door
And I Called 911 And There Was No One There And Then I Saw A Shadow At My Closet And A Baby Crying In My Backyard
And Then I Did The CCC Charlie Charlie Challenge For Fun When The Pencil Starts Moving
In The News It Said A Storm Coming And Blackout 
They Said It But Nothing Happened And Suddenly My House Starts Burning
Into Ashes And Then The Storm Happened It Was SO DARK It Was So ThunderStormy And High Rain I Built
A House Using Wood And Lived There I Sleep
And then i wake up in the morning I Was In The
Kitchen Cooking It Was So Wierd!!!
And Suddenly My Wooden House Just Collapsed
And Then I Saw A Giant Figure Even Everyone Saw It It was as high as an building Idk What It Was?
Titan? ALIEN? Ghost? Or Might Be A Prank?
Idk This Kept Happening To me and Then
My Eyes Turned Like So Dizzy
And Suddenly Someone Bringed Me Into A Haunted Church They Locked Me in
And It Was So Bloody
In There I Was So Scared But I Know Theres An Angel In My Heart
The End.
Written by for the October 2015 short story contest
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Pages with proper attribution
Paranormal Forum

7 February 2011
Okay, so this happened sometime this year, and I remember the post well, except that I believe it has been removed. I wonder if you're familiar with Anybodythere.com? It's a paranormal forum that's based in America, and most of the users are American. Anyway, one day in February, a new post popped up in Paranormal Help and Advice and me, being the nosy arse I am, I decided to check it out.
It was a rather random post, a young woman had come up, and said that 'OMG PLZ HELP SOM1 HAS PUT A CURSE ON MY HUSBAND!' in capitals, and that was all it said, I thought that it was funny that all of this was in capitals, as Anybodythere is a rather laid back site, and quiet and polite. Anyway, gathering that this woman was in distress, I replied 'Okay, well listen, how are you sure that this is a curse? Are there any tell tale signs?' I left it at that, and after a couple of days a few more users had replied to the thread, but the woman still hadn't answered.
So here I am, with a woman that's had a curse on her, and no reply. Then, around a week later, there was one reply, and it was from the woman. It read, 'tHeRe CoMiNG'. I laughed this of as a hoax, I mean, at this point, the Slenderman was a huge thing on Anybody there, and when people were talking about him, they wrote like this.
A few more weeks went by, and I followed the thread closely out of morbid curiosity, and more and more meaningless and cryptic messages kept coming on, I ignored these until one day an image file came up. I can't remember what it was called, but I tried to open it and it didn't work. I was lucky. Other members said it worked for them, and that it 'mindfucked' them. They said it was incredibly creepy and "wrong". More and more threads on Paranormal help appeared, and they said it was all linked to that picture I would love to know if anybody knows what picture this is, it's supposed to drive people insane.
Thanks a bunch
Ash
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Paranormal Staged Activity

Hello my name is Harrison, and today I have the scariest movie in my fucking life!
==The movie==
In the beginning these two guys, Phillip and Aron start seeing major signs of paranormal activity after they state this, Phil says he noticed a chair moved since the morning and the time they started filming, that is soo fucking scary! The next scene is twice as fucking creepy, the next thing, Aron notices one of the skeery ghosts put socks on his bed. Aron starts filming parts of his sleep, he hears the fucking scariest noise in the history of sounds, the ghosts flushed a fucking toilet! He stayed up all night because of how creepy that was, I did too. After that scene,  Aron hears paranormal activity, he notices a burnt picture of Patrixxxa Swasy, That is fucking scarier than ever! Phil starts thinking this ghost spree is insufferable, Aron tried to make the ghosts leave by singing Poker face, how fucking creepy! The next thing, he saw a door move by itself, Aron was standing outside to prove it was a ghost, Phil didn't want Aron to keep the door open. This is the fucking 2nd scariest scene in the movie, Aron tries to make the ghosts leave, when a ghost starts torturing him, they forced him to watch Twilight, this is without a doubt, worthy of nightmares! The next scene, Aron was getting attacked by the skeery ghost, the ghost looked so fucking realistic at this point, I had so much nightmares at this scene, after I watched this movie I got a shotgun and aimed it towards my forehead, when suddenly a skeery ghost jumped out of the Computer and killed me.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
Parappa The Asassin

I am a big fan of Parappa The Rapper. In fact, I adore Parappa The Rapper 1 and 2. My life changed one summer day. The date is July 17th 2004. I was watching an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants when I heard a knock at the door. The mailman gave me a package. I went inside and opened it. Inside the package was a MicroSD Card. I inserted it into my Chromebook and I got lots of files. One of them stood out to me. It was called "ParappaTheRapperDONOTOPEN". Inside the file, there was a rom titled "parappadonotplay.7z". I opened it on my PlayStation Emulator. For an hour, it was a black screen. Then the Sony Playstaion America Inc Presents appeared. Then Stage 1 started but things were wrong. Parappa had black and red eyes and Chop Chop was bloodyThe stage lagged the computer a lot. After a minute, the PlayStation emulator closed. Then I got a YouTube notification from some guy named "._..-_..." with an upload called "Why?". I opened YouTube and I opened the "Why?" Video. The "Why?" video started with a 5 minute black screen then a split second of "Im parappa, you played the ROM..." then the video ended. I said "What was that?" I decided not to play the Parappa The Rapper ROM again after what happened. I was never the same after what happened.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Wall of Text
Category:File Extensions
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Parappa the Rapper: The REAL Truth!!

I was a Parappa the Rapper fan. Was. Past tense. But nothing could prepare me for what I was going to experience on that fateful day.
A long time ago, I noticed when I was playing Parappa the Rapper on PS1 that the frog in his hat seemed to move slightly at weird points, but I had never noticed it before. After beating the first stage, the frog in the hat winked at me! WINKED!
"What the fuck!" I said really loudly. Good thing my parents weren't home to hear me say that.
Then, I went to the next stage and Parappa crashed the car. He stepped from the wreckage and stepped close to the camera, like he was looking at me. Then, started cussing me out!
"Yo bitch ass! Why you crashing me up? Man, you're crazy bro! Fuck you!"
Then, Parappa held up the middle finger!
Well, I wasn't gonna have it. I flipped him off back. Parappa looked like he was really pissed.
"Bitch what? Bitch WHAT?" he started yelling, and then, he crawled out of my TV! He became three-dimensional and started bleeding all over the living room. His eyes turned evil and he looked like a creepy serial killer. I jumped up and started moving away from him, scared.
"Aw HEEELLLL no!!!!" he yelled at me, but I punched the top of his hat and the frog that emblazoned the front fell out. "Parappa" fell over, and then I realized that it was the frog. It was the frog all along. He wanted me dead. 
My dad walked into the house at that moment and screamed. The frog tried to go for him but I stomped on it until he disappeared. But that's when my dad's voice became more clear.
"What the hell did you do? Oh my god, what the fuck!"
I looked down again. I had accidentally killed the family dog. But I knew it was all a trick. A mind game that the frog was playing on me. It had to be. But then I looked down and I had blood on my hands.
If you're reading this, they've already taken me away and someone else has uploaded my story to the world. Parappa is not who you think he is. It's the frog. IT'S THE FROG!!!!!! 
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Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
Parmesan Copypasta

The waiter says "Say When", grating the parmesan cheese over my pizza. Foolish mistake. Anyone should know that there is no "when". As parmesan fills the restaurant, the pizza only gets better. After only an hour, the restaurants interior its completely filled with parmesan, killing twenty. But the restaurant is only the beginning. Next the USA will be taken by parmesan, a force stronger than anyone could have anticipated. After that comes the world. Consider this a warning, to get to a foreign planet immediately. At least that will provide temporary safety, until the parmesan rises to mars. At that point, there will be enough cheese on my pizza, and I will be ready to eat.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Passion of the Lucario

Felling the wind flow through my hair
As I sit here, thinking of there,
With my love, so beautiful so fair,
My sweet lucario, giving a stare.
Lucario, how he loves me so,
I feel as though I let my thoughts flow,
I asked him nicely not to go,
But he must for it is cold
He runs back, jacket in paw,
Like he was trying to take my hand
Though I knew it's against the law,
But I knew in my heart, I'm his man.
He gave me a kiss, so supple and sweet,
For a long while, I felt the heat,
Of passion never once felt before,
But now I know, he was trying to score
He bent me over, again so sweet,
His passion and lust began to heat,
And what he did was such a feat,
When he shoved my ass, onto his meat.
The heat I felt as he pumped hard,
Man I wished he lubed with lard,
For the feel of his passion and lust,
Made me feel like I was to bust.
When he came after such a passion,
I was relieved, but for a short time,
He did that like it was going out of fashion,
I wanted more, so I began to whine.
He didn't even move or even muster,
Not so much as even a mutter,
But then a voice said, what are you doing Buster,
Then I realized, it was my mother.
To Be Continued ?
Category:Pokemon
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Shortpasta
Pasta

The spaghetti wrapped around me like a snake about to crush it's victim. It constricted around me and left me to slowly die as my rib cage shattered. It left me there and grabbed a drink. Slowly, it's enormous mouth opened up and it's oddly white, spiked teeth would be shown. It bit off the cap of the beer it had just grabbed and started to drink. It came close to me with it's enormous spaghetti body and called it's brothers. It whispere-"Oh fuck no asshole. You aren't pulling this shit on me." the young man says, somehow breaking the fourth wall whilst simultaneously healing it's own body. "I won't let you, you asshole. You won't put me through any of this shit. This is my story now." 
"Wait, whut? Th-that's not how it works you nameless character you! I give you a role and you play it while I give you as many cliches as possible!" I reply, for some reason adding a description to what I said
"Oh please, do you really not think this whole set up isn't a giant piece of shit? Like for real, you're giving me a story about a giant strand of spaghetti, uncooked who somehow captures me without breaking in the process. Dude, I can't even hold a piece of uncooked spaghetti without breaking it let alone having a giant one somehow holding me, without hands by the way and carrying me all he way to my house." He says, somewhat making sense. I dunno, I'm getting lazy, man
"Well, it could've driven." I say looking through my mind for excuses
"That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard, dude. I mean, just the idea of a sentient and conscious piece of spaghetti is already hard to buy let alone it being capable of driving without fucking breaking. I could literally wiggle a strand in my hand and have it break, bro." He exclaims while giving me a dirty look (asshole)
"Why're you being such an asshole, anyways?" I ask, somehow forgetting I wrote the character
"Well, like you pointed out in your thing, you fucking wrote me, moron. Anyways, just fucking do something you know how to do and fucking watch youtube videos or something you sack of shit" He says, coldly
"k" I say in a calm, emotionless voice
Based on a true story, guys.
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Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:Trollpasta
Pasta Bathroom Occupied

Do you hate long lines to the bathroom? So do the Pasta Monsters... A bathroom that has been made for creepypasta characters and creepypasta humans is unfortunately occupied. Ben knocks on the door, annoucing that he has to go to the bathroom, but gets no response from the person(s) inside.
Ben: "Come on, I've been waiting for like ten damn minutes, I'll bust if I don't take a piss! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE, DID YOU DROWN?!"
Jane The Killer who left the food court has a sudden (but not severe) need to take a shit, and says...
Jane: "Ben, I'm gonna shit my pants if I don't get in there."
Ben: "Some practical joker has been hogging the bathroom all morning."
Jane: "Doing what??"
Ben: "I don't know, but take a number, Janie. No cutsies."
Jane [scoffs]: "Fine."
Jane Richardson scoffs in irritation and lights herself up a cigarette and begins to smoke.
Poor little Sally comes out of nowhere, carrying her teddy bear and whimpering that she needs to
go to the bathroom. Jane takes sympathy on Sally, and being the big sister figure, comforts her.
Sally [whimpering]: "I need to go really bad! Ben, Jane, who's in there?!"
Jane: "Looks like we're gonna be here for quite a while, sweetie..."
Slenderman, Mr. Widermouth, Zalgo, Sonic.exe, Masky, Eyeless Jack, The Rake, Angelica Pickles,
and all the other pasta monsters line up behind the trio, edgy and agitated that they
cannot go into the bathroom...
Jeff: "Tim?"
Masky: "What?"
Jeff: "Can I have your mask?"
Masky: "...Why?"
Jeff: "Because I'm about to take a shit in it."
Masky: "You do, and I'll bury you alive..."
Mad Luis: "ALRIGHT, THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH!"
Jeff the Killer kicks the door of the Pasta Monster's bathroom and discovers something very... disturbing.
He dispatches the others.
Jeff: "Jane, Slendy, Eyeless Jack, EVERYONE!"
Jane the Killer and company find out who was hogging the bathroom all morning. Slenderman facepalms himself...
Jane [very disgusted]: "Oh my God..."
Sally: "What is it, Janie??"
Jane points out to everyone that the reason why their bathroom was being hogged was because Justin Bieber was in the baby changing station with Miley Cyrus changing his diaper.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Pasta Rangers: Troll Force

TROLL FORCE, TROLL FORCE, Pasta Rangers
Raging at vandals all the time
CPWN mods are online
Endless pages, Shrek and Patrixx
all to save the world
go go troll force
Troll force, Troll force, Pasta Rangers: Troll Force
Troll force, Troll force, Pasta Rangers: Troll Force
TROLL FORCE, TROLL FORCE
PASTA RANGERS TROOOOOOOOOOOOOLL
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Shrek
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Shortpasta
Pasta With Lots Of Explosions

Hello I'm Mr. Explosion and I'm in school called The Explosion School of Explosionville, where explosions happens every day. I walked inside the school and explosions exploded behind me and explosions exploded the whole school and the explosion was huge. Anyway we got free explosives and we exploded them at the school yard. Then we went to home because school exploded, like this explosing story said explosively earlier. But anyway when I was home, my dad said: FUCK YOU EXPLOSIVE BITCH YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING EXPLODE. I went to bed and had a nice exploding dream where everything was explodes. I married a Explosive in Explosiveland and I sadly woke up and Jeff The Explosive come home and he EXPLODE.EXED ME and I exploded and all possible explosives exploded because explosives needs to explode because explosions is life, explosions are love.
ALSO WHO WAS EXPLOSIVE
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Wall of Text
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:Shortpasta