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Spread the Word

==Post #1 July 10==
Alright. I'm really freaking out right now, but I've calmed myself down for a bit to write this. I'm going to tell you what happened to me, and my situation now.
I live in a small suburb in Litchfield Park, Arizona. This, this... thing is at my house. I'm inside my closet now, writing this so you can spread the word and warn others. My power is out, but my Wi-Fi hotspot is still on. I know it would probably be easier to make a video, but I'm sorry that I'm old fashion or something, I don't give a fuck. I'm warning you now, it's here. If you get any calls from any unknown numbers, do not, DO NOT! answer the phone.
That's what happened to me. I got a call maybe a week ago by an unknown number. At the time, I had thought, you know, no big deal right? Happens all the time. I had answered the phone.
"Hello?"
A woman's voice called back. "Hello. Who am I speaking to?"
"This is Daniel." I was sure if they knew me, they would recognize the name.
The reply I got chilled me more than anything in my life. If I was reading a story or watching a movie or some shit, I wouldn't have been scared. But, this shit was real. the voice was a woman's but like a, an animal growling or something. It came from deep in it's throat, a very unnerving growl.
It said, "Oh, wrong number."
The scariest part of this was their was something behind it. A little, sadistic sort of joy, like the speaker had some sick-ass smile on it's face. This really creeped me out chj;
Sorry, I heard something that freaked me out. I think it's in here. I'm going to hurry up because I don't know how much time I have.
Over the last week, I got more and more calls from unknown call. Call after call, it left messages, asking me questions, like where do you live or, or, what do you do, or other weird stuff. It had a cockiness to it's voice, a joy as if it were toying with me.
I just think it mightnofavb'go
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bgtyu h Oh god! It's here I'm out of time please please SPREAD THE WORD SPREAD THE WORD ITS HERE ITS HERE im as good as gone spread the word SPREAD THE WORD.
==Post #2 July 15==
Hey. I should probably introduce myself. I'm a friend of Daniel's. I haven't seen or heard from him in a few days. I hadn't really worried. I thought he was just being some introvert. I stopped by his today, and I couldn't find him. I looked around his house and I found his laptop still logged in to this page. I read the post he made, and I'm getting concerned. I haven't heard from him at all, and this scared the hell out of me. I'm going to look for him, try to get in contact. I'm really getting worried. I'll post more updates as I get them. If any one could help me at all, that would be appreciated. Thanks
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Spring with the Great Gazoo

HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. IT WAS SIX MONTHS AGO, AND SPRING HAD COME EARLY. THE LADIES WERE OUT IN FORCE, HUSTLING TO AND FROM THEIR JOBS, OR JUST HAVING FUN IN THE CRISP FEBRUARY AIR. UNTIL I ARRIVED IN NYC, HAVING FLOWN IN ON MY PRIVATE JET. AS ALWAYS HAPPENS AT AIRPORTS, I HAD A LINE OF FLIGHT ATTENDANTS A HUNDRED YARDS LONG, BEGGING FOR A CHANCE TO RIDE MY TANTALIZING TESTICLE TERRIER. MY IN-FLIGHT NAP, ONLY INTERRUPTED BY MY SEXY ONBOARD STEWARDESSES SURREPTITIOUSLY SNEAKING SENSUOUS CARESSES OF MY STUNNINGLY SEXY SUIT AND SEXUALLY SOOTHING SEMEN ASSAILANT, HAD LEFT ME PREPARED TO PLEASE ALL OF THEM. WITH A FLASH, I WAS INSIDE THE FIRST FLIGHT ATTENDANT, PUMMELING HER PASSAGES WITH PELVIC PROWESS AS SHE SCREAMED IN JOY, SHOCKING MANY ERRANT TRAVELERS AS THE MERE SOUND OF MY EROTIC PILLAGING BROUGHT THEM TO A MASSIVE SIMULTANEOUS ORGASM. THREE HOURS LATER, I STRODE OUT OF THE AIRPORT WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE, THE ONLY ONE STILL CONSCIOUS. AND MY SUIT WAS STILL IMMACULATE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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SpungBub Diez

One day I was walking through town going to buy some video games when all of a sudden sponge fell from the sky and landed on my head. I said "WAT DA FUK IZ DIS PEES OV SHET!!!!!!????!?!111ONE!!1." I picked it up and it looked strange, like really strange. Most sponges are yellow but this one was yellow on one side and red on the other as if it had soaked up blood. I put the sponge in my pocket and carried on walking.
I arrived at the local game shop with the bloody sponge still in my pocket and walked in. It was empty which was weird because game shops are usually full of people. I went to the counter where you go to pay for your stuff but there was no-one there. I shouted really loud "HAY!!! IZ THER ENEE WON THER!!!??!" There was no reply. I went over to the Nintendo section and saw a large pink thing occasionally pop out from the side of a row of games. I also heard heavy breathing and a flopping squidgy sound...
ALL OF A SUDDEN Evil Patrixxx Jr knocked over the stack of games and roared really loud. He had no pants on and his dick was hard. He came on me and he got horrible jizz all over my new shirt. Then he grabbed me by the neck and whispered into my ear "Give me teh sponge.""No" I replyed. Evil Patrixx Jr roared really loud again and he was so angry that he ripped off both his nipples and shoved them up my bum. He then threw me out of the window and came crashing through the window himself.  He was about to pick me up again but then he saw a fat black woman which made his dick go hard again. He jizzed up her vajina and then Evil Patrixxx used his magical time changing device to take me and him 9 months into the future when Evil Patrixxx Jr Jr was born. Then I was transported back to the present day in my home.
The sponge had gone though. I was looking everywhere for it but I could not find it. Then suddenly, A SKELETON POPPED OUT!! Blood was coming out of it's eyes and it had the sponge in it's hand. Then the sponge turned into SpungBub and killed the skeleton which made HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD come out.  SpungBub thanked me for everything and then walked off into the sunset. I cried because we had become great friends but he had to leave to go live with the other sponges. A couple of days later I found out in the news that SpungBub had died in a car crash. My cat commited suicide when I told him. I cri everytiem I remember this story :(
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Spungbob and the craby paty (better gramer)

Spongeboob was making a krabby patty.
patty fell on the floor.
"Ah man" he said. The patty fell on the floor.
He killed Squidward.
he put dinomite in the krusty krab.
the place explodes
THE END
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Spungbob kwits his job

I once loved spongebob, it was the best show, but what i just saw ruined tat.
So i was going to the shop to get spongebob dvds, i got 3 of them, one of them was suspiciosly a dvd on season 9, but what was wierd was that it said it included a special unaired episodd.
When i got home i put the dvd in my computer, then i finished putting it in, i watched the normal episodes and they of course were great, it was the last one that wasn't.
When it got to that episode it started with the normal intro, but something was off, THERE WERE DEAD CORPSES EVERYWHERE, or nevermind they were torn up toys.
I was wonder that the episodes name was when it played, its name was 'spongebob quits his job'
The bubbles flooded the screen and it started, it started with spongbob at the krusty krab flippin patties, but then mr krabs burst trouh the dorr and said, 'spongebob, prepare them quicker!' He did.
But then there was trouble (as the thomas narrater always says), spongebob flipped a patty too high and it hit spongebobs eye! (Hey that rhymes).
Spongebob screamed in pain, it was so realistic, i didn't know what reality was anymore, blood splattered everywhere, mr krabs screamed in fear and yelled 'OH MY F**KING GOD!!!) i was shocked that mr krabs sweard! Mr krabs then called the hospitel, and said to them on the phone 'DOCTOR COME HERE QUICK!!!'
It then cut to the hospital, where spongebob woke up, he had an eyepatch on his eye, he then asked what happened, when they showed him he had an eyepatch, he froze, and yelled, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE KRABS!?' He started to choke krabs and saying it was his fault he flipped them too fast, be them cut krabs' kneck and ate his head and said 'YOU'RE NEXT!', he then appeard in reallife and killed me, i am a ghost now btw.
Also im currsntly watcheng tv with ths other angels, never watch lost episode of spongebob, btw, hes killing pepole in the real world right now.
Btw you're on his list of pepole he will kill.
The end
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Spungbob lost ep

I shouldn't tell but i must. I was a worker at nickelodeon studios. I only worked there because my girlfriend worked there. We always had sex on the desk's there but that's not the point. The real point is there was a lost episode for sponegob.
THE EPISODE. Spongeboob celabrates twothousand-fuckeveryone-teen.
I thought this was a morbid joke made for the end of the year. Today was December 21st 2012. We were told to watch the episode. Earlier a man was fired for peeing in the bosses coffee. Ok's times to talk about's the episode. It started up the normal intro, but like it was a newly animated feel. Almost HYPER REALIST. It showed the title of the episode in black and white.
T H E F U K K I N E P I S O D E A L R E A D Y ! ! ! ! ! ! !
The episode showed spongebob getting ready for new years eve. Then squidward walks in with his squidward's suicide face. (Yeah i saw the episode.) Spongebob runs into his bedroom because he was being a pussy. And then an image of Jeff the killers face popped up. It stayed on the image for at least 10 seconds. It went back to spongebob in his bed. He look's out his window only to see that EVIL PATRIXXX was there. He was holding sandy's head with HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD coming from her neck hole. He then got a *how can i put this for you don't laugh. Erection is to funny.* Patrixxx got a boner and started to make sandy's head suck his boner.
Then an video from sonic.exe showed up. (Well not really a scene from sonic.exe but he was killing r41nb0w d45h. I didn't give a shit anyway, i hate mlp. so i laughed and then a moron ass brony left the room crying.)
Then it returned to spongebob. But this time he was at the Krusty Krab. Spongebob was yelling fo help but no one was there. He opended mr krabs office door and saw plankton and mr krabs doing god (or you) knows. My girlfriend vomitted. I wasn't very happy either. Mr krabs told spongebob that he was fired. Spogebob ran over weeny hut jrs.
Then another image showed up, this time showing a picture of everyone in the room that was watching the video. But it was a video. (TIME PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Then it went back, spongebob was in weeny hut jrs., we heard buzzing in the office were the boss is. When he walked in the office.........A SKELOTON POPPED OUT SAYING HAPPY NEW YEARS BITCHES. Spongeboob said What the fu,then the skeleton blue up with HYPER REALISTIC BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD appearing on the screen. Laughter was heard in the background.Everyone in the room died except for me and my girlfriend.
T H E N W E F U C K E D T H E S H I T O U T O F E A C H O T H E R. BTW this is totally for reals.
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Spyro 0: Beginnings

If you are a fan of Spyro, then you likely played the original trilogy. To recap, in Spyro 1, you save dragons. In Spyro 2, you stop Ripto. In Spyro 3, you rescue eggs. However, in Spyro 1, Gnasty Gnorc (with silent g's) not only uses a petrification spell on all of the dragons, but turned gems into other gnorcs. "Why doesn't he have other gnorcs?" you might be asking. Well...I think I know why.
One day, I went to my local GameStop to buy a new game when I came across a game called, "Spyro 0: Beginnings". I thought to myself, "This must be a prequel." After I bought it, I took it home to play it. What I played made me look at Spyro differently!
It started with a cut-scene where an egg begins to hatch. Out came...Spyro. Gnasty Gnorc saw it happening from behind a bush. "ATTACK!" he yelled. A crap-ton of Gnorcs came out of trees and attempted to attack young Spyro. The other dragons saw this and defeated them all. "Woaaahh!" Spyro said in awe. 
It then cut to twelve years later. Spyro was looking for any nearby gnorcs. Jus then, he saw one walk by. Finally, the actual game started. The game told me to charge up against the gnorc. After I beat it, it showed a cut-scene where the gnorc just layed there on the ground. "Welp, on to the next one!" Spyro said. Since the gnorc just layed there during that cut-scene, I came to the obvious conclusion that it died! I played for hours and hours until finally, I got to the last level. There were three more gnorcs. Once again, I killed them all. One more cut-scene played. It showed Spyro gathering all the dead gnorcs. "LUncH tIMe!" he said in a psychopathic voice. I watched in terror as he ate their flesh like steak and their guts like spaghetti! The game ended with Spyro looking at the screen saying, "Thanks for your help, Ethan!"
How did he know my name?! I quickly shut off the game and smashed it, in case Spyro would come for me! Now I know what happened to all of those gnorcs. There's a special place in hell for that purple dragon.
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Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
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Spyro 4: Death of the Dragon

I'm sure that any of you out there with a childhood would have heard of Spyro. You know, the little purple dragon from the video games that has become a product of nostalgia for anyone with an actual childhood and the unofficial icon for PlayStation. Yeah, believe it or not, Spyro was once a PlayStation exclusive. Then of course, Nintendo happened... But, that's a story for another time.
Explanations aside, let's get to the actual point.
You know how the first three Spyro games (the good ones) were made by InsOmniac until they ran out of ideas and abandoned him to be murdered by ActiVision? It's a known fact that they began to run out of ideas, especially given that they had to introduce so many new, playable characters in the third one. But you see, they never really owned the rights to Spyro. Another company did, who simply assigned them to develop it. Now what if I told you that they actually attempted to make a fourth one? Sounds insane, I know. But it did happen. I managed to get a copy of it, but I ran over said copy with my car for reasons you will soon see.
You see, I was an intern at Aperture Science. It was a normal work day there until a workbuddy of mine approached me, gave me a random disk and left.
When I got home, I looked at the disk and saw that it was a Spyro game, but not one I've played before. Given that it was for PSX, you know, the master race console that came out of a failed SNES addon so I knew it wasn't a new one. Not at all. The disk seemed in pretty good condition though, so I played it.
The game seemed normal until...
Oh God no...
It wasn't the original Spyro. It was the Skylanders Spyro.
And then a skeleton popped out as some kind of cheap jumpscare and the game cut to a scene of Skylanders Spyro devouring original Spyro's corpse.
Oh hell no...
I took the disk outside, placed it on my driveway, right behind my car, got in my car, started it, went into reverse and ran it over.
I threw out the remains of the disk and suicided.
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SquatWart's Sewing Side

Hello, you will probably not believe me, but one day something awful happened to me.
I was an intern at Nike-Ellidiom, and I was making the Spingabub show. Since I'm an intern, I get to see the episodes before everyone else. But today, the episode was very strange.
The Spingabub intro was very wierd, the pirate at the beginning was talking in a demonic voice, and the episode's name was «SquatWarts Sewing Side».
It started with SquatWart practicing on his bagpipe as usual, and he was going to have a concert. At the concert there was many fishes, and Spingabub and Pattern was there too. However, everyone had hyperderpy eyes. When SquatWart began to play, everyone started booing on him, even Spingabub and Pattern. Then some fishes in smoking came up, and sewed him for destroying all the glass in the Thong Bottom. He had to pay a fine of $666 666 dollars, and then he ran home.
When he was back in his bedroom, his eyes were the most hyperderpy eyes I have ever seen. The other people watching the episode was laughing so hard the were throwing up. We could here a very weak nyan-ing in the background, and then one of the frames stopped. It was of a kid, who someone had nyaned to death!
The frame disappeared, and SquatWart was raising a shotgun. Now the nyan-ing got louder and louder, until we heard a demonic voice say «Derp it.» Then he shot himself.
After that we were trying to find out who had made this, but we saw that the last changes was made excactly 66,6 seconds before we had watched it, which was impossible since we had been carrying it! After that I had to go to psychiatric therapy becuase I couldn't stop laughing.
I warn you, if you ever see an episode with a suspicious title, don't watch it.
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Squid Game.AVI

I'm an intern at Netflix. One day I found a VHS tape while sticking my hand in a toilet. The tape was labeled "Squid Game" in red. It looked like blood, so I licked it. It was good. I was going to leave in the middle of my shift just to watch the tape but before I could do that, my boss got pissed (lmao) and asked where I was going. I kissed him. His lips tasted like strawberries. Mmmmmmmm! We took each other's shirts off and made out. (It was fantastical.)
Anyway, I got to go home early after... that, so I put the VHS tape into my DVD player. A title card appeared that said "Squid Game Lost Episode. If you steal this tape then there will be consequences." After 75 hours, it then cut to the guy from the Squid Game meme starring at the camera. "The day of reckoning will come. Cuties 2 will be made and released on 9/11 2." 9/11 2? What in the flip flop fuck? It cut to security cam footage of me and my boss making love.
My boss then said over footage, "I knew you would steal this tape. Your hyper fixation on sticking your hands in toilets always fascinated me. You stupid prick." Hey! There's nothing wrong with my hobby! "Despite this, your Rick & Morty shirt turned me on."
Author's note: this is so homo ewotic im sowwy. ;-;
He then jumped out of TV. It was just like withered Foxy jumpscare from FNAF 2. We were about to kiss when my TV made a loud noise. After this, red text appeared that said, "Candle Cove - Season 1 Episode 1".
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Squid warts soocide!!!!!

so 2day i found a scary tape called "squidwart soocide" and it showed a blood hand writing and i was scared so i put it on my ps5 player and it showed title called "squidwart soocide!!!!" And then it showed squidwart doing his flute thing and spunch bop and patrixxx was laughing and he got angry and told them to shut up so they stopped and went to sandys house
the next hour
so squidwartxxx went to a concert thing and it was his turn so he was nervous and he went out to play "mario had a little sheep" but he played like diarrhea and everyones eyes turned red and it showed there eyes was red with black pupils and squidwartzzz said "WAT DONT GO PLSSSSSS" but no one listen and they left
he was ded???
so then squid wad was crying on his bed for 5 epic minute and his eyes was bleeding and i was scared so his eyes turned red like those ppl as well then he had an evil side that told him to kill him selve!!!! So then squid wartzzz got a long gun thingy and aimed for his mouth but there was an EPIC JUMP SCARE!!!! 
then he went up to camera man and scremed really loud that the tv almost die then he pulled the trigger and then ketchup flew everywhere and he was ded!!!!! Then my tv broke the end DDDD:
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Squidward's Curse

Hey, Have You Heard Of The Popular Kids Cartoon Named " Spongebob Squarepants " Its A Pretty Popular Show To This Day, But What If I Told You There Is A Rare Unaired Episode Of Spongebob? I Was One Of The Only Person To See This " Unaired Episode "
=== Part 1 - " Being An Intern " ===
I Was Once An Intern At Nickelodeon Studios At 2009, I Heard They Were Making A New Episode, Called Squidwards Curse. I Joined In But However They Were Already Finished, Like If I Was Late.
They Gave Me A Personal Copy And Left, I Was Confused. But I Took It Home, I Came And Inserted The Tape In.
=== Part 2 - " The Cursed Episode " ===
The Theme Song Started Right Away, But At Certain Split Seconds, The Audio Would Glitch And The Screen Will Shake. But I Didn't Mind Because I Thought It Was The VHS Tracking But For Sure Its Intentional.
The Episode Started Off Normal, Spongebob Was In Bed, His Foghorn Alarm Went Off And He Woken, He Greeted Gary And Left. At The Next Show He Was Running Towards Squidwards House, He Started To Knock On The Door Hardly And Loudly, He Was Saying " Squidward! Come Out! " In An Satisfied Way. The Door Somehow Opened On Its Own, Squidwards House Is Revealed To Be A Mess And Very Bloody, Spongebob Walked In, Spongebob Went Upstairs And He Saw The Worst, Squidward Is Seen Faceless Without Limbs With Blood All Over Him, He Quickly Ran But Squidward " Glitched " To Spongebob And Killed Him. He Was Laughing For 11 Minutes And Then Cutting Him Into Pieces. Squidward Is Now Seen In A Dark Void Staring At The Screen, He Was Saying " You're Next ", He Was Repeating Himself For 45 Minutes, He Kept On Getting Closer And Closer To The Screen And When He Got To Close The Screen Cut To Static. And The Episode Was Over.
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