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The truth about the creepypasta wiki

Do you want to know the horrible truth about the creepypasta wiki? All admins are creepypastas. Ok let me explain. So Slenderman created the creepypasta wiki. That is why he is so popular. He always delete's stories that aren't finished. The second admin is Jeff the killer. He always delete's stories about killers. He want's to be the only one. I even found a secret creepypasta chat room where he chat's with Ben drowned that we are going to talk about later. Here it is:
Jeff: Man why did you have to delete my story? 
Ben: Too unrealistic.
Jeff: I don't care. Put it back.
Ben: Well now it is on the other creepypasta wiki.
Jeff: But I want it on this one. 
Ben: No.
Jeff: Point of advice: I HATE YOU
Ben: Using worda from Mario huh? 
After that nothing happened. Ok now let's talk about Ben. Ben deletes bad video game creepypastas. He is the one who deleted Sonic.exe. After him we have Mr. Bear from 1999. He deletes bad blog posts like Blood Whistle. Also he chated with Slenderman. Here is the chat:
Slenderman: Hey Mr. Bear.
Mr. Bear: What????
Slenderman: Your story Has 1k comments.
Mr. Bear: Ha ha I have more comments than you. Ha ha.
Slenderman: I still get more fanart.
Mr.Bear : Yeah sure
The next admin is Jane the killer. She delete stories about Jeff. She even deleted her own story because it was about Jeff. The next admin is Laughing Jack. He deletes stories with bad grammar for some reason. Then we have E. Jack. He deletes stories with overused gore. Again I caught him chating with L. Jack. They really don't know how to not be discovered :|.
L. Jack: Where is my candy E. Jack?
E. Jack : I don't know. I think Jeff took it.
L. Jack: Are you sure?
E. Jack: Yes
The next admin is Funnymouth. He deletes story about chating rooms if they are bad. And he chated with Jane.
Jane : I don't like Jeff 
Funnymouth: Not a surprise 0)_(0
Jane: Why do we even chat?
Funnymouth : I don't know 0) _ (0
The last admin is Suicide Mouse. He didn't chat with anyone. He deletes bad lost episodes stories. 
And know you know the truth. And remember. No one know's real suffering.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Loads of Characters
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
The truth behind rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Most people think that rudolph the red nosed reinderr is a jolly christmas figure that helped santa claus pull his magical. Mostly but no your wrong.
You see many years ago there was a russian hunter named rudolph von rindear who was addicted to cocain. Rudolph snorted coke all the time and became mentally insane. After killing numorous people and illudeing the police for months, time finally caught up to old rudolph and he was arrested and sentanced to life in a mental institution. There after years of being made fun of for his akward name and unbearable cocain addiction he began to think he was a reindeer with a red nose. The reason he wasnt allowd to join in other "reindeer" games is because the instiution feared he wuud kill again. The reason behind the red nose was due to all the cocaine he had snorted, causeing his nose to swell and bleed. So, the next time you think or that jolly reindeer that saved the day, think of what monster your really worshipping.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Holidays
Category:THERY
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
The truth behind water.. and why it's scary......

i haven't drunk water ever since that incident......
when i walked to the kitchen to put my scientist stuff from school down on the counter, i saw a puddle of water... i then try to place my scientist stuff on the counter.. BUT ONE OF THE EXPERIMENTS FELL AND SPLASHED ONTO THE PUDDLE!!!!!!!!! creating... cREATING... a watery monster creature.. with glowing green lookin idk eyes.. sound familiar?
it then attacked me and i dodged and ran away cartoon style and i found colorful emeralds and thought that it would be my weapon.. big mistake... VERY BIG BAD MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!! i then threw the colorful emeralds at the water creature and then a beam of light filled the entire place, luckily i escaped in time before it could consume me pibby corruption style. i ran out of my house and turned around to see the beam of light seaping out of my house, it then expanded and trashed around and had our house sunk down into the expanding blob of light. i then escaped to my city, but THE BLOB OF LIGHT ARRIVED! and formed into that water creature's final form.... and it was perfect chaos.. i had nothing to do.. and just as hope seemed lost.. a blue blur with yellow lighting came around and had a battle with the monster.. and luckily it defeated the water creature's perfect chaotic form.. after that event, we moved to a mansion.. i think it's my fault for creating that monster..
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Category:Beings
Category:THERY
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The ultimate Patrixxx battle

I clenched my fist, feeling the warm nervous sweat between my quivering fingers as I faced him. Patrixxx. My heart was racing, every muscle in my body clenched as Patrixxx's pink mouth curled into a smile.
He darted forward, dashing with the agility of a much thinner starfish. I braced as he planted a powerful punch in my stomach. I stumbled backwards, panting as he aimed another blow at my head.
I ducked as his powerful pink fist embedded itself in the concrete where my head was. I leapt up, throwing a punch towards the side of his face. Contact. Patrixxx's head snapped back. I took the opportunity to attack once more, I roundhouse kicked towards his fleshy side. CRUNCH! Patrixxx had a broken rib.
Patrixxx looked up at me before thrusting his hand into his rolls of fat. He withdrew a small handgun.
"Hey, no fair!" I protested. Patrixxx fired twice, scarcely missing my chest, I reached forwards, slapping the gun out of his hand. It skittered away on the concrete.
Patrixxx bent over, reaching towards the firearm. I leapt on to his back, wrapping my arms around his two-chinned neck.
He attemted to fling me of, but I tightened my grip, cutting of his air supply. His face turned from a pale pink colour to a bright blue, before he went limp.
I had killed Patrixxx, I had done the impossible.
Patrixxx stirred.
"Oh no! I new he couldn't be beaten! I'm doomed!"
Patrixxx stepped towards me and I knew it was over, he could not die, only kept at bay, and eventually I will tire, and when that day comes...
God help us all.
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:BATTELS
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
The ultimate Patrixxx battle Pt 2

I wheezed desperately, coughing up fine dirt as I looked up at Patrixxx.  Anger coursed through my veins as I was greeted with his smug pink smile.
He stepped forward, ready to finish me once and for all when a deep rumble cut through the air.  Patrixxx looked up with an expression of utter terror.  I craned my neck to see what he was looking at.
A white-grey bird effortlessly glided down from the sky, a red aura of pure evil energy glowed around him.  He landed softly on the ground.  Despite the light landing, a massive crater carved itself into the ground.  Heron.
Heron raised his leg.  And I smiled, I was done for, but that was fine considering Patrixxx would suffer the same fate.
I felt every atom in my body ripped apart, and watched as everything within a fifty kilometre radius was obliterated.  Me, Patrixxx, everything else was gone.
Heron was phone...
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:BATTELS
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:Shortpasta
The universe is incomprehensibly massive

It is impossible for the human mind even to begin to visualize how large it is. Let's start with just gauging the distance between us and the sun, it's already a mind bender, we are 1 AU away, about 93 million miles. Try to visualize just a hundred miles, you cannot even start to put it anywhere in your field of vision, now imagine something one million times more than that, truly unimaginable.
And yet, with that vast distance between us and the sun, somehow it managed not to be the farthest thing ever. The nearest star to the sun is 250 thousand times further than that, or in another unit, 4.2 light years. A light year is the distance that light, the fastest thing in the universe, travels in one year. So even at the fastest anything in the universe can get, it still takes 4.2 years to even get to the nearest star. The galaxy is 200 thousand light years and the universe contains billions and billions of galaxies. So no one can actually even think about how big the universe is, a human mind can't even properly comprehend one light year as an actual physical distance.
And despite the immense size of the universe, enough to frighten the creator himself, not even a single soul in that vast expanse has asked for your opinion.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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The very scary guy

Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night. I was jacking off. It was 4 am. I'm unemployed, so what? Get off my case. After I was done jacking off, I was off to bed. I leaned back, put my head on the pillow, and reached for my peanut butter jar. It's part of my sleep ritual. I rub peanut butter on myself, so what? Get off my case. the peanut butter helps me sleep.
So anyway, I close my eyes and and I'm about to fall asleep when I start to hear a helicopter overhead. It was all like, UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFTFTFTFTFTftftftftfthhhhhhhhhhh...
and it got further away, and I thought to myself, just a regular helicopter. And then soon enough, the copter was back. Maybe a different copter, maybe the same one. So I look out the window and there's a helicopter shining its light on the neighborhood, and it shines its light on my face which is staring through the blinds of my window.
And then I hear this weird growl noise that sounds like a person making a growl noise. And I see him.
It was Norm MacDonald wearing a black leather jumpsuit like Edward Scissorhands or some shit. He knocked on my door and said in his voice, "Hey let me in." He wouldn't stop knocking. The helicopter landed on the street outside my house and someone jumped out of the helicopter and sprayed Mr. MacDonald with what I assume was either mace or febreze. The helicopter guy left after that. Norm MacDonald's head spun all the way around and he crawled around on the roof of my house on all fours. He died on my roof I think, and he has been up there since.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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The wee little robot at Jim O'Crockers

"Mummy, can I get dat one der pwease mummy?"
Tim tim eagerly pointed to a box on a higher shelf
"Nah son" his mom replied, " yuhs gotta earn yer keep first. u know dis boyzo. Furst wash de wizzles den scwub the floozie tumblah, and den yuhs can have de wee little robot."
Tim tim looked down at his shoes in disappointment. and then thought. and then looked up cheerfuly
"Oy mum wes got ourselfes a fookin deal!"
tim tim and his mother left the store, jim o'crockers, and walked down the cobbley roads home. There Tim tim furiously and passionately got straight to work, washing the wizzles and scrubbing the floozie tumblr. whatever that bullshit is. but nonetheless, tim tim did all of the chores his mother tasked him with to get the little plastic robot with two yellow eyeballs on the high shelf at jiim o'crockers, and tim tim didn't waste anytime. his arms were blackened and peeling from scrubbing the heck out of the floozie tumblr and his feet and knees were red-raw from washing the wizzles, but he didn't care.
"OH MUMMY, WHERE IS YUH MUMMY?"
"Ovah here at de sinks my boy. Say, What duz wee wittle tim tim want anyhow? A sweet tweat fo all da hawd work yuhs been getting to, all scrubbing and dat? Well I listen to my boy and i knows what de wee tim tim wants, oh yes, i remebah, de wee little robot."
Tim tim jumped up and down ecstatically
"Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes muthah! dat is what we wants! dats-what's-we-wants" he sang in a cheerful little tune with a happy little foot shuffle to go along with it.
His mother started to dance too. She sang along, they both sung the tune little tim tim came up with "dats-what-we-want! uh huh uh huh! Dats what we wants! uh huh uh huh!" and she picked up little tim tim and threw him head first into the ceiling, which broke through the drywall. His red-raw knees and feets dangled limply. "Dats what we wants! uh huh uh huh! Dats what we wants! uh huh uh huh!" his mother sang.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The woods

Never go alone................
Don't make mistake i did. My mistake was to go after my sister and see a slender like man but he wasn't slender man. He was as big as any other adult. I was lost with my sister who was older than me her name Stephanie. My sister look at the map she had. But she shook her head "I don't get it!" she yelled. "What don't you get?" i asked shyly. "The map!I don't get the map!"she growled. She began looking around and she turn backed to her map and got angry. I looked around,and tapped her sisters shoulder and pointed to a paper on one of the trees. She walked over to the paper and began to read aloud "Come one come all to the Family Tree Cirus! There's lots of games,rides, you name it!. "Mmmm....let's go to this cirus."she said with a smile. We walked for at least 2 hours. When we finally got there,it was abandon. But there was one person there we ran into him whenever we were looking for someone. "Hey you don't bump in to us without saying sorry!"yelled Stephanie and she gave him a angry look. But i really didn't care if he bumped into us,i just wanted to go home and watch tv. "s..s.. Sorry."he said in a odd way. It remined me of Jeff the killer whenever he talks but he said it in a idd way though. My sister didn't care all she wanted to do is start a fight with this guy. "Who are you?"my sister growled. "I'm Snake eye."he said. "Who calls there self Snake eye?"my sister said in a mean way. "I'll show you why they call me Snake eye!"He yelled,to our surprize he teared of hes skin and he looked like a monster! We both stepped back and watched him my sister slowly pulled out her camera and began video taping. "Where are you going? You do know that no one escapes these woods alive and no one escapes here alive ether!"he hissed. He grabed my sister and opened his mouth and ate her alive i grabed her camera and ran for my life and i didn't stop running until i escape the woods there i found the city. Our city was called Snowball City. 
Never go to the woods alone..........
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Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Jeff the Killer
The woods-creepypasta

Ajhq was going to make a new update, in that update there will be more woods (because woods are a big part of nature) so they added a new place on the map, the woodland.
The woodland was entirely forest with small shaded path going through it.
When they released it, some glitches occurred.
The first glitch was that you could only leave the woodland by map.
When you went behind a tree you would get demon red eyes and be completely black.
Then in Sarepia forest, jammers started seeing completely black wolves with overly large fangs, so jammers would log out and refresh the page and it would go away.
But then jammers started seeing even more. 
When they logged out they would automatically log back in and spawn in the woodland.
When your mouse was on the woodland in the world map, it would be titled Deadland instead of Woodland.
Once you entered the woodland, black wolves with large fangs would be standing there, never moving and the more you went to the woodland two more would appear then there was before.
Once ten wolves had appeared, they would get holes in their bodies and start moving and moaning.
Once they began to moan, they would follow you where ever you went.
Soon AJHQ got rid of the new update and everything went back to normal.
But, in Sarepia you might just find moaning wolves with holes in their bodies.
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Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
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Category:Vidya games
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Category:Shortpasta
The worst story ever

This is a story full of magic, wonder, and adventure. All of these things will be included in the story. You can trust me as I'm the narrator and fully reliable. After all, creative writing is my passion!
You see, it all began when I was born. I remember it like it was yesterday (because it actually was HAHA SPOILERRRRR!!!): the dark walls of my mothers birth canal laid out before me like a vast, wet (and slightly smelly hehe!) dungeon. Yet I kept rolling forward because the previous figure of speech was literal and my feet were actually wheels....SURPRISE! Actually sorry I had wings and was flying oops :). And I was hungry; And I was lost; And I was confused; And I was depressed; And I just.....WAS. Man that's deep....
Anyway this continued for at least a decade, until I eventually saw a diamond-shaped light. The light was calling me because that's what lights at the end of tunnels always do. I then began driving toward the light in my brand new 2007 Honda Civic, fully clothed in my birthday suit. I was already getting desperate for this story to end;
Reaching a stop sign (GET IT?????????????!!!!111!!!69), I stopped and saw the face of a man in the light ahead before stopping. I stoped. He was a man with a moosetache wearing a white suite. He was also a man in a doctors office. Using my genius-level intellect, I was then able to deduce that this man was, in fact, a man. The world turned from black-and-white to color. The sky opened up and the clouds disappeared. The toilet flushed and all the turds were gone. <INSERT OVERLY-CONTRIVED METAPHOR #87538769692234 HERE>
Using all my strength, I weakly summer-salted out of the thinly-veiled reference to my mothers vagina that I mentioned earlier and straight into the man's lap. We then shook hands as equals and he equipped his wizard robe and staff which gave him more well-rounded stats during battles in tall grass. We then had a very detailed and interesting conversation about the state of the dying world which I won't talk about here because it wouldn't interest you. Long story short, he told me I was born to accomplish great things, and I knew he was right. The man laughed, as did I......we were finally home.
I forgor what happen next haha!
El fin!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
The xbox ritual

So first of all, you want to buy ALLLLLLL the xbox consoles. And they can't be used, you have to buy them from microsoft. And if there's discount on any of them, wait with buying it untill it's back to it's normal price. Now, buy allll the addons and exclusive games. As the consoles, if they're not on discount, wait with buying them. Oh, and I'm totally not getting paid by microsoft! LOL! Nope! W-what's that, Bill. Yeah, I'm getting to that in a moment... Sorry guys, that was... O-One of my slaves. Yeah. That was it. Anyways, if you have any other consoles NOT from microsoft, sell them and donate them to microsoft. Playstation? More like... Gaystation. Nintendo... More like... Uhh... Pin-end-dough... Sega? Mega.. Idiot. Atari? Safari. Apple? Crapple. Uhmm... Any other consoles? Uhhh.. V-smile? More like pee mile. But uhh yeah same goes for PC's and Phones. Android? More like fanboy. Now, this may be expensive, but you will be given eternal life if you do it all. Anyways, after this you ask Bill Gates to... *Punch* Ow, Bill, what was that for? Uhhh I mean, you ask Billy to build your house. Btw, before youdo this, you sell your house and give him the money. Then he will probally say 'Dafuq? I can't build houses? How much will you pay me in money?' Then you put on the sunglasses you have for some reason with you even though it's winther and says 'All... The manay!'. Also sell all your furniture to him. And promise him that he can use your soul when you're dead. And he will give you... Drumroll please... Oh wait, I already said it before. Fuck. Oh yeah, and if you don't do this before tommorow midnight you might die... Maybe.
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Category:Rituwel
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Vidya games
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Wall of Text
The year is 526744, you have evolved into a crab

You scuttle under your 2 foot doorway and greet your wife. She is a crab. Your ceiling is 5 feet high. You are wearing a suit, specifically fitted for your crabby body. Your suitcase is made of fish scales. Your house has approximately 2 inches of water coating the entire floor. You get dejavu. Crabjavu. You remember a time when your floor was dry, and your suitcase leather. Leather is only a delicacy dish, these days. You grab your C-phone , specially fitted for your right slicing claw. You post a detailed writing of your crabjavu flashback to crabbit, your favorite crab-social media app. It is met with sarcastic remarks and skeptical criticism. You think to yourself "yeah, yeah i guecc im wrong about thic" (every s is replaced with c in crab-modern grammar) so, you put away your c-phone and settle down for the night. You crab-sleep in a vat of pebbles across from your crab-wife, and wonder if your skin was every stretchy. You then fall acrab-sleep, and never crabthink of it again.
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Category:Animulz
Category:Memes
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The ███████ Man

Twenty years ago, there was this ███ whose name is ████ ████ ████. He is known for ███████ on me. He lived in ██████ ██████ ██████ █████ █████ ████ where my aunt used to live. So, this is the tale of The ███████ Man. The man who ███ ████ me.
████████ ██████████, I was █████████ my plants. They █████ █████ enjoyed it. However, this ████ ██ █████ ██ marigold decided to say, "██████ ████ ████" This horribly ██ ███ ███ ███ me, so I said to him, "Now, don't say that. There is children █████████ nearby." I don't know why the plants are ██████████ me, though. Then, all of a sudden, there was a man, about ███ years old and about ███████ █████ tall. He walked up to me and said, "Eyy, ██████████ ██████ ███ ██████ ██████." I was ████████ shocking. He then come close to me, and ███████ me in the ██████ ██████████ █████████. Serious. All of them, and he only had one ████████!
Then, the █████ █████ came up to me, and said, "███ ████ ████ ████ ███ ██". I gasped! Now, I am ██████ █████ by two grown men that'll ███ ████ ██ this on the internet! But it's █████████. I was ███ █████ ████ this. So, I cried, "████████ █████████ ██████ █████ ███████████!" The man who ████ █████ me said, "M'kay."
So, he ██████ █████ █████ ██████ ███ ███ ████ ██████ █████ ███ ███████ ███████ ███████ ██████ ███ ████ ███████ ██████ ███ ██████ ███████ ███ ███ ███████ ████ ███████ █████████ ████ ███████████ █████████████ █████ ██████ ████ ██████ ██████ █████ █████████████ ██████ █████ ████ ████ █████ ███████████ █████████, oh my.
Then, the cops came.
"HEY, YOU CAN ████ ██ ███ while in public! We'll ███ ███ ████ you as soon as possible!" The Man who ████ ███ ███ said, "OH ███ ████ ██"
Then the cops came up to him and arrested him.
After then, I suffered █████ ██████ ████████ Syndrome.
And then, a █████ █████ came out.
Note (August 5, ████): The Public of Australia and 4Kids! told me to censor all of this. Sorry for those who missed the details.
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