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FreeTVs.exe

IT WAS A NORMAL DAY. GABEN TOLD ME ABOUT THE LASTEST HL2 SIGGRAPH SHOWCASE, AND THEY WANTED ME TO CAPTURE FOOTAGE, SO I LAUNCHED UP HALF-LIFE 2, AND I NOTICED IT DIDN'T SAY HALF-LIFE 2.EXE, BUT IT INSTEAD SAID GASMASKCITIZEN.EXE... I IGNORED IT, AND TRIED TO GET TO THE SHOWCASE MAP, BUT I PICKED THE WRONG MAP BY ACCIDENT. THE HL1 HUD SHOWED UP AS USUAL BECAUSE WE DIDN'T FINISH THE HL2 HUD YET. IT HAD A WEIRD WIND-LIKE SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND, AND IT KEPT ON CHANGING TO SOME WEIRD MESSAGES I COULDN'T MAKE OUT. I WALKED UP TO A GASMASK CITIZEN, AND THEY CHARGED AT ME WITH NO ANIMATION. THEY SAID THE MOST MORTIFYING THING EVER... "DO NOT FORGET MY FREE TVS..." IT WAS A MOMENT LATER. MY HL2 CRASHED, AND THEN I HEARD THAT SAME QUOTE AGAIN. IT OPENED BACK UP, BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL MAP, IT WAS A BLANK AND EMPTY VOID... GASMASK CITIZENS WERE SPAWNING IN AS THE CAMERA WAS FORCED TO SPIN AROUND. AFTER A WHILE, IT AUTOMATICALLY CLOSED, AND IT LEFT A WEIRD .TXT FILE ON MY DESKTOP. THE FILE WAS CALLED, "PLEASE_FREE_US.TXT." I OPENED IT, AND IT WAS JUST A WALL OF TEXT SAYING, "VALVE WON'T LET US OUT."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Vidya games
Category:Wall of Text
Category:File Extensions
Category:Shortpasta
Free Computer (TROLL PASTA EDITION)

it all started when I was walking down the street a guy in an alley said he would give me a free computer. I said hell yeah. and I hooked it up and it seemed normal and but when the desktop came it had music that scared me and so I sliced my ears off and ate my feet.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Freelance Gravedigger

Where does the soul go when we die? When the light goes out, where does it go? I don't know... I do know where the body goes though. The body goes in the ground. The cold, hard ground. Into the deep, dark holes I dig...
Hi, I'm Janey, and I'm a freelance gravedigger. I've always enjoyed digging deep holes and I've been an acquaintance with death ever since I took Shorty my pet African snail shark cage diving (the cage bars were too widely spaced for a snail). Graveyards have always made me feel inconveniently aroused. I'm kind of quirky like that. But you can understand overall why I've chose this line of work.
Woah, wait. That's not so creepy, huh? Seems like happy-go-lucky Janey is just pulling your leg as to the horrors she has seen. Well, that's just down to my friendly nature. However, the reality is quite different... You see, the thing is... I have no business acumen at all, which is a major bummer when you're self-employed the way I am. I really don't even know what freelance means exactly. Am I supposed to pay tax? Genuine question. I haven't been paying tax and that is stressing me the fuck out. There's not a lot of other freelance gravediggers around, so I have no idea who else to ask about stuff like that...
Also, business isn't so hot and hasn't been for a while. You'd think people die all the time right? Well, none of them are coming my way, haha. I have real difficulty finding new clients. My current business model entails hanging around the morgue and asking the crying people if they need a hole for their corpse/s. They are not good negotiators. The clients I have made give little in terms of repeat custom. I keep calling and calling: "How's your grandma?", "Have any of your other kids died?", "You all breathed it in." But these guys don't seem to want to support a hard working gal like me and it's pot luck as to when any of them are going to go.
Or so I thought... After reading Trump's "Trump: The Art of the Deal" and staring long and hard into the cold manic eyes of a Ronald McDonald statue, I realised I had to make the business come to me. I had to dig holes with people's names on. I had to take life and death into my own hands. Specifically, I had to murder people and then bury them, whilst ideally monetising the entire process. Which is what I've been doing. It's not quite the dream of freelance grave digging I had envisioned for myself. There's a lot of blood in people when they're still alive, a lot. And it gets everywhere. It's like, once it's found a way out, it just goes for it. Know what I mean? Phewee. And I'm very much in the red still, pun intended. The work has increased, but... finding the customers... getting them to pay... it's a hard life that's for sure.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Freesmart.avi

I was always a big fan of things. Skullgirls, YouTube Poop, SilvaGunner, Cartoons, Family Vloggers, etc. But if I told you "Teen Titans GO! is my favorite cartoon!"
Well, there's another cartoon that was made before TTG, it hit me like a nostalgia train. It was the Battle for Dream Island. The most-greatest YouTube cartoon is right next to Pencillmation.
Today, I got old. I decided to go on my phone and check what was in my recommendations. YouTube was drunk as hell because there were no special videos. So I went and decided to go on chrome and go check it to see if there were any videos online until my eyes caught attention, there was a website. I forgot about the website's name, so I couldn't tell it. However, a video with its download link was called "freesmart.avi". I tapped on it, opened VLC, and watched it.
There was something wrong with this file. The quality was low and blurry. It had static most of all. The audio was almost earrape. pencil was talking about something while the others didn't make any sound.
I was confused. Was the file that glitchy? I had no words and ignored what I just said.
bubble was getting real furious. Ice cube starved to complete death. And Book and Match had no face, Ruby was black and she had no eyes. Pencil started arguing with Match.
However, it cuts to a black screen for 8 seconds until a random beep came on. The screen came back and... My god, Pencil was tied to a strong rope. What the HECK was I watching? It legit looked like I was watching "1 Lunatic 1 Icepick".
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!?" Pencil screamed as Ruby came with a Saw. I couldn't take my eyes off it, but I must watch it. Pencil screamed bloody murder as another black screen came on and a chainsaw and blood splatter sound effects, What I saw would never be erased from my mind.
A screenshot from "BFDIA 5e: The Long-lost Yoyle City" was messed up. Ruby and Bubble had sharp teeth and blood coming from their soulless hole eyes. Ice cube had red eyes. And Match's hair was Scarlet and Maroon. Red text in Morse code with a black screen which said "I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE."
I was never able to sleep in months and I never clicked on a video link ever again. If you ever see a website containing a video with its download link saying "freesmart.avi", don't ever download it or click on its download link. You'll regret it if you do. just don't, JUST DONT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:File Extensions
Fresh Meat: "The Addiction Killed Me"

"Red Meat, Fresh Meat...
I'm hungry, so hungry, I crave meat!
Everyday, I go outside to get fresh air but I smell the sweet smell of Sausage
My stomach is growling, everyday Is a nightmare of meat, Meat becomes an addiction.
I want to eat, but my stomach sometimes craves exotic meats;
Bugs, worms and even purified BBQ mesquite charcoal, Maybe hunks of wood in some chances.
When I get mad, I get really mad, I become someone else, like an opposite shadow or demonic possession; Until my friend feeds me, I'm trapped in a nightmare of just pure meat; I love every kind of meat: Mutton, ground beef, sausage, pork, burgers, steaks and even fish.
Time has no end for me, my time ends until my arteries are covered with grease and mesquite BBQ sauce; I won't live until I've gorged on every single piece of meat, even If it means killing someone and eating the corpse;
Sometimes, I love watching meat melt, it's like purified grease-filled fat dripping off of a delicious piece of steak.
I need to go now, My friend ordered 2,000 pounds of meat..and when it comes to meat...I'm hungry and I want to eat.."
The following diary entry was written by a crazed meat addict, to protect his name, he kept his name anonymous due to the entry putting the person into a mental asylum and later used as a corpse eater. He later died of a parasitic infection of a little worm called "The Pork Worm" No one knows who would end up getting the craving of meat
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Jornel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Fresh Prince Fanfic Part 3

THEN THE NEXT MORNING I WOKE UP AND WENT TO CARLTNS ROOM AND HE WAS STILL SLEEPING SO I SHAT ON HIS FACE BUT HE SMELLED IT AND WOKE UP SO I GRABBED HIM BY THE COCK AND PULLED HIM OF THE BED AND I WAS LIKE YO AND HE JUST STARE AT ME FOR A MINUTE AND GO SLEEP
THEN I GOED TO AUNT VIV'S ROOM AND SHE WAS FUCKING BUTLER SO I GRABBED A VASE AND SMASHED IT OVER HER FACE AND THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD AND SHE WENT WILL AND I GRABBED A MIRROR AND THROWED IT AT BUTLER AND SHAT ON THE CARPET AND WENT YO AND LEAVED
THEN I WENT TO HILARY'S ROOM AND SHE WAS ASLEEP I WAS ABOUT TO DROP THIS GIANT MELON ON HER BACK BUT THEN I NOTICED THIS DRAWER WAS OPEN IN HER ROOM AND IT HAD ALL THIS MONEY IN IT AND SO I GRABBED A NEWZPAPER AND SAT DOWN AND DROPPED A TURD IN THAT PLACE BUT I GUESS I SAID YO TOO LOUD CUZ SHE WOKE UP AND SAID WILL AND I ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HER FACE AND I HEARD HER CHEEK BONE CRACK AND I PISSED IN HER MOUTH AND WENT YO AND LEFT
I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO ASHLEY'S ROOM BUT I HAD TO SHIT REAL BAD AND SO I WENT TO THE BATHROOM BUT WHEN I LEFT EVERYONE WAS ALREAD AWAKE SO I SAID YO TO BE CONTINUED
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Fresh Prince of Cloudsdale

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Cloudsdale
In west Fillydelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of colts who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Cloudsdale'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Cloudsdale living like?
Hmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Cloudsdale
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Cloudsdale'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Cloudsdale
Category:Memes
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Shortpasta
Fresh Prince of Evangelion

Now this is the story all about how
All life got flipped, turned upside down
I'd like to take a minute for what it's worth
I'll tell you how I became queen of the death and rebirth
In Nerv's lab born and raised
Experiments are how I spent most of my days
Being cloned, synchronizing, piloting, all cool
And all taking a dip in Nerv's indoor pool
When a couple of Angels who were taller than a tree
Started making trouble in Tokyo-dash-three
I got in one little injury and Gendo got scared and said
"We're gonna send Shinji Ikari out there!"
[Next verses are only on the full version, which was played only in the first three episodes of season one of "Shin Seki Fresh Queen of Death and Rebirth"]
We fought in many battles through many days
But Shinji pussed out and he went off on his way
He went to the train and he displayed his ticket
He put his walkman on and said "I should have been hit!"
Then he comes back, yo what a drag!
Just because of Misato, that stupid hag
Is this what the second children ought to act like?
Hmmm, this ain't quite right!
But wait, I hear the Seele, compilation and all that
Is that the kind of end in store for this cool cat?
I don't think so, nor does the third
I hope they're prepared for the death and rebirth
Well, I was cloned again and when I came out
There was dude looked like an Angel standing there with my name out
I ain't the same as you, Kaworu, the fifth child
So I knew that things were about to get wild
I whistled for Gendo and when he came near
His hand was labeled "ADAM" and I pulled it in here
I fused and grew huge, quite an increase in girth
But I said "Aww forget it, time for death and rebirth!"
I pulled up to the lab around seven or eight
And I yelled to the people "Yo homes, here is Rei!"
But I took Shinji and sent him back to earth
And so now I'm the queen of the death and rebirth
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Category:Music
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Fresh Prince of Hell Air

Now, this is a story all about how my soul died and gone down to helland I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there
i'll tell you how I became the prince of a realm called Hell Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised on the barren field was where I spent most of my days worshippin' Satan and be mixin' those Satanic records and all burnin' pictures of my parents When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started preaching about Jesus in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and I got shot by them popo I saw Satan and he said 'You're movin' your soul and life to Hell Air'
I worshipped and thanked with Satan day after day But Satan gave me a bad job She gave me a whip and then she gave me my spanking I put straps on and said, 'I might as well feel it'
Private hellraiser, yo this is good Drinking innocent people's blood out of a champagne glassIs this what the people of Hell-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're rapists, killers, all that Is this the type of blood that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get promoted I hope they promote to a better job.
Well, the job ended and when I came out There was Satan standing there with my name out I am gonna get promoted I just started working I sprang with the quickness like lightning, worshipped him
I whistled Hell's song and he came near His horns were fresh and he had spikes as a dick If anything I could say that this man was my savior But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'HAIL SATAN'
Satan talked to me about which was better 7 or 6 And I yelled to the Satan '666 Satan then touched my crotch and told me I was now the Prince of Hell Air and now I finally sit here in my throne as the Prince of Hell Air
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Category:Music
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Fresh Prince of Roblox

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. As you can see, I love games. From mellow match-3s to intese shooters, I do it all. But my favorites are online games. On a Google search, I found an ad for a recent game named Roblox. At first, there was no appeal. But as time passed, more ads appeared and I became more interested. I registered, and soon forgot about the little game. After shooting some b-ball outside of my old school, I got a in a little fight I decided to move to West Philadelphia. The bus heading there must've really been rare, because it smelled fresh and had fuzzy dice hanging from the liscense plate. I was also the only passenger. But I said "Forget it. This isn't my home, my homes Philadelphia!" I remembered Roblox somehow and got moved in and started to play. But, I registered a new account under the name of "Prince" because I forgot my other account info. I found a Horror game under the name of "Airbel". It looked fine to me, like a plastic paradise. But I soon discovered it's dark secret: the residents. They made me a prince, really cool. But it happened. My plastic person fell, losing all his limbs. They gave me implants, and then... they ripped their plastic shells off. They were robots. I was dragged into the game. But it didn't matter. I looked at my kingdom, I was really there. To sit on my throne, as the prince of Airbel.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Roblox
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:Wall of Text
Friday

I awake to my alarm clock beeping.
7:00 AM.
I decide to get up, to go downstairs and have some cereal. I reach into to the cabinet and grab my bowl. I grab me some Reese's Pieces and make some cereal. My parents and siblings rush around me, clearly in a hurry to get to work in time. I need to get down the to bus stop, so I leave the house and set off to the bus stop.
On the way to the bus stop, I see my friends. They are in their car, driving up next to me. An empty seat in the front, another in the back.
Which seat do I take?
I get into the seat in the back.
Then I realize, today is Friday. Friday. I look at all me friends, and I see their eyes full of joy, they're looking forward to the weekend. We're all partying and having fun, looking forward to the weekend.
7:45, we drive down the highway (I decided to skip school, because why not.), driving at such a high speed, I want time to go faster. You know what it is.  My good friend is just to the right of me.
Sitting in the front, sitting in the back, which seat should I take?
I realise, once again that today is friday. I prepare myself for the immense partying and shitty traffic later. So much fun. The weekend is nearly here.
I reminisce of the yesterday, thursday to be precise. But no point looking back into the past. Today is friday! We're gonna have a fuckin' ball!!!
Tomorrow will be saturday, and after that, it will be the sabbath.
But today is friday. 
The last day. 
Our vehicle swings out of control. 
I die.
It's friday, friday, gotta get down on friday
...
Inspiration
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Satire
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:TPOTM
Category:Shortpasta
Friday Night Funkin' Week -1

Ok so one day I saw this cool gaem called Friday Night Fackeing that was PC only and I got offended becuse I hab phon!!1!1!1 so I went to worst buy to buy a gaeming laptop and play ot
So I look it up on Microsoft edg* (🤮) and I get it off a site called SCAERYGAEMS6.comorggovnet but something really scarry happened! IT COSTED 100 DOLLARS!!!! So I stole my mom credit card and buy it
So baseically the game looked normal at first, and I clicked story mode, and tried to play tutorial. BUT MY LAPTOP CRASH!!!!1!!1!!1! So I rebooted it. But this time when I load up the game, every other week is gone besides one called week -1. So I play ot, and a strange figure is the opponent against the blue hair guy and his gf. The song is really loud, and it woke up my neighbors. I don't think the fact I'm playing this at 3 am is helping anything, but when I tried to lower the volume, it played a RELLY LOUD SCKREAM!1!1!1!1! So I had to play it at really loud volume!!1!1!
But I got so scare that I had to go PEE! So I go, and when I get back, the figure looked SCAERY! He has hyper realistic eye, hyper realistic hands, hyper realistic face, and hyper realistic everything!!1!1!1 it got so realistic my laptop ran slow! But when I tried to turn it off, the guy started singing. It sounded really good, until HE SANG THE AMOGUS THEME SONG!!!1!1 
at that point, I had enogh, so I tried to brake my laptop with a hamer, but then it was the blue guy turn, but he didn't sing, which was strange. Then, the figure revealed himself, and it was EVIL PATRIXXX! Then this note that had a really hard mechanic where I had to press every single key on my keyboard was going towards my strumline, but really slowly. I was freaking out, so I tried to practice doing it, and before the note came up, THE GUY KILL EVIL PATRIXXX WITH HIS MIC! THEN HE KILL THE GIRL!!1! And then the week ended.
I thought it was really scare, and even more creepy was that the week wasn't there anymore. I couldn't find it in the files either, it was just gone. So I finally play tutorial, but then something happened.
Bore fren looked like he just took meth and crack, and GF was still dead. The song lasted 40 seconds, and it sounded really creepy like slowed down and pitched down. Then the week ended.
I thought it was scary enogh, but then when I tried to load in week 1, my LAPTOP EXPLODED! THEN MY ENTIRE NEIGHBERHOOD GOT BLOWN UP!
HURRY! TEH EXPLOSION IS GETTING 2 YU! IT GONNA KIL EVERY ENTIRE EARTH!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Vidya games
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:English Class Failure
Friday the 13th

Jason Voorhees was hungry but the counselors were too busy getting it on, so he ate all their snacks. But they didn't agree with his digestive system and the shit he took was so big and massive it ruined the plumbing and the camp went broke fixing it. So they kicked him and his mother out and they blew it up. Now the campers' ghosts come back every year and shit on the pillows.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Fridge

On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business, you may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter.
When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta