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Bernard, The Beef Jerky of Baltimore

Bernard, the Beef Jerky Baron of Baltimore, was an independent businessman whose small meat smoking plant turned into global empire almost overnight. Unfortunately, as his beef jerky business became more and more successful, his love of money became more and more apparent. He cut his workers lunch break to only 15 minutes, then cut their pay by nearly two thirds.
He wouldn't allow them to take any time off unless it was a federally mandated holiday. He even refused to open the windows in the sweltering factory because it would cause his industrial smokers to become less efficient. But perhaps worst of all, Bernard wore the finest Italian made suits while his workers barely made enough money to afford patches to cover the holes in their worn out clothing. Something had to change...and it did, late one October night.
As Bernard was closing up shop for a long, federally mandated holiday weekend, he was pushed into one of his beloved industrial smokers and the door was shut and locked behind him. When his body was discovered that following Monday, the smoker has slow cooked him into a 6'2" slab of jerky. Indeed, Bernard had now become the beef jerky Beef Jerky Baron of Baltimore.
While Bernard's factory is long gone, some claim that even today you can often catch a glimpse of his ghost roaming the streets of Baltimore where his factory once stood. He is easily identified by his fine Italian clothing, leathery completion, ectoplasmic vapors that smell like hickory, and his haunting cry of "Peppered of teriyaki!"
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Bernard Bear: At the Funeral

Have you ever heard Bernard Bear? It's a South Korean CGI-animated show, known as Backkom in South Korea. It's about a fictional polar bear and main character of the same name. The show had some characters like Lloyd and Eva the penguins, Zack the lizard, Goliat(h) the chihuahua, Sam the baby, Pilot the dog, Pokey the porcupine and Santa Claus. The show was created by RG Animation Studios. Well, there was a episode that was NEVER aired.
The episode of the show that was seen was called in South Korea: "툰 링크의 죽음" ("Toon Link's Death") and in the US: "At the Funeral". The video clip name was "빼꼼 2 EP132 툰 링크의 죽음.avi" ("Backkom 2 EP132 Toon Link's Death.avi"). Toon Link, who appears in The Wind Waker in 2002/2003, was supposed to appear in this episode.
The intro plays normal, then the name of the episode appeared. It showed Bernard laying down, dead.
The episode played out like normal, with Bernard opening the door to go outside, but there was an newspaper at the door, He picks up the newspaper and it reads: "TOON LINK PASSED AWAY! - THE FUNERAL WILL BE LIVE AT 6:30 PM". Bernard was laughing and he went to the funeral. Then it faded to a funeral home. Lloyd and Eva were crying. Bernard came here to see Toon Link's coffin. He was drawn in hyper-realistic.
The scene then cut to the characters picking up Toon Link's coffin. Bernard was checking the tombstones, but things got creepy. You could see Zack holding a shovel, then it cuts to black. You could hear Bernard's scream. The screaming went on for about a minute. It finally stopped. Then, Zack staring at the camera, eerie music was heard, with continuously increased volume. He began to glitch. That was, until there was a deep close-up at his face. Then it cut to Bernard's tombstone reading "R.I.P Bernard Bear" next to Toon Link's.
After this, the regular credits played, followed by 15 minutes of static. Be careful, if you see a lost episode of Benard Bear, don't watch it!
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Beside The Old Willow Tree

I got into trouble again today,
My sister thought it was me,
I did not throw her doll outside,
Beside the old willow tree.</p>
I had to clean Dolly up, mama said,
Her fingers were hardest to clean,
If I wanted rid of her doll, I thought,
I’d hide it where it will never be seen
Why must Dolly, sit in our room?
I don’t like the look in her eyes,
I don’t like the way she smiles at me,
Dolly is something I despise
I got into trouble again today,
My sister thought it was me,
I did not throw her doll outside,
Beside the old willow tree.
There is a hole, where Dolly lies,
For what purpose could it be?
There is a hole, where Dolly lies,
Beside the old willow tree
The sun is down, the moon is up,
But I am unable to sleep,
Through the covers, I take a peek,
At the secrets the night must keep
Dolly moves, and I gasp,
As she jumps out the window,
And I follow her on shaky feet,
Into the garden below
She starts to dig deep in the hole,
To what seems like no end,
And there she pulls up out from the ground,
Her treasured little friend
Her friend is rotten, made of flesh,
The Dolly begins to cry,
And then she screams at the top of her lungs,
“Why did you have to die?”
I step out, and she turns around,
And I began to speak,
“I think I finally understand,
Without your owner, your existence is bleak”
Her smile turns crooked and lonely,
“I don’t think you do, you see…
that girl there was murdered,
and that corpse was once me.”
Her soul was trapped, inside the doll,
Dolly continued to cry,
“If you could, please kill me now,
All I want is to die.”
I came back with matches,
And set her alight,
When the last of her was finally gone,
I knew what I’d done was right
I buried her ashes, along with her corpse,
And there they lay forever more,
Nobody would ever know,
The things that I had saw
I got into trouble, this one time,
And my sister thought it was me,
I know I did not throw her doll outside,
Beside the old willow tree.
, 23 March 2014 by Bartonette
Category:Living Objects
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Best Friends

My name is Trenton. I am a human boy.
I have a human friend named Preston. We usually have good times with each other, and we love the same things as each other: Arthur, PlayStation, you name it, and we love it dearly.
However, this changed on one fateful day.
We were watching our favorite TV show, Spongebob Squarepants, and, a few minutes later, Preston asked me something.
"Have you ever wondered if you're even human?"
I said "No, of course not," as I never did such a thing. "Why wonder about that, anyways?"
"Well, it's a long story," Preston said, whilst turning off the TV. "Lately, I've been noticing that a pair of wings have been growing on my back."
"Wings?!? I know that you're joking, Preston."
"I'm serious, Trenton," Preston said. Suddenly, two humongous bat-like wings ripped his shirt off, as they were unfolding.
"Woah! You're a bat-man," I said, my eyes popping out so much that I looked like a cartoon character on steroids.
"No, I'm not," Preston wailed. "I'm a monster, an outcast."
"Of course not! You'd look so awesome, flying into the night!"
"I am an outcast, Trenton. I don't fit in this world."
"Preston, stop. It's just some wings."
Suddenly, a bunch of bats flew into the room, attacking my face, mistaking me as a threat and my winged friend as one of them. 
"Oh shit, Trenton," Preston exclaimed. "Those bats attacked me before I noticed my wings! You're doomed, Trenton!"
"Well at least tell me what you are!"
"I'M A BAT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
I woke up, and it turns ou I've been sleepwalking. And sleeptalking. 
It's 12 in the afternoon. I remembered that my name is actually Bob, and I'm a fox. My friend is a bat, like in the dream. We were just sleeping over. 
On top of all that, we were actually watching Arthur. We hate Spongebob.
Category:TrollpastaCategory:DreamsCategory:SpongeBob
Category:Animulz
Category:Shortpasta
Best Pussy in the World

Best pussy in ever had? My neighbor's pussy.
She's white but has this dark vigour all over her face that makes her, wilder in my opinion. She's mostly calm, until we are alone, her and me. When that happens she pounces over me and rubs me all the time. I respond with grabbing her neck with one hand and rubbing her chest and belly with the other. When that happens she closes her eyes and makes this, roar, that I just can't resist. Next thing you know I'm lying down and she's over me. Her hands on my belly and her legs spread. Then I'm looking into her eyes and she's looking mine, I cress her thoroughly. Hours pass by. Till it happens, and she's lying sleepy over me, her hands in my hands. Often by this time neighbour walks in and he always says in that friendly yet jealous manner: "There you to go at it again! She really likes you. Hope she wants me the same way"
Her name is Kelly and I like feeding her fishes.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Best of Friends

The internet is a rather disturbing place when you think on it, one of the few true "Wild West" scenarios in the modern world, Lawless and without restraint. At least that's the image some give of the World Wide Web. I never really understood the big deal about it myself, tending to stay away from the obviously corrupt or dangerous sections of the internet just as one would stay away from dark alleys or known drug dens in reality as a general rule if you don't go looking for horrors on the internet you are unlikely to ever find any (save perhaps the occasional shock-picture or hacking by malicious trolls or similar).
One day I was browsing the web when I came across a website called Best of Friends, which advertised itself as a dating company normally I wouldn't go on such a site but something about the name drew me in. If only to see how many poor fools actually frequented the site (I was always cynical of dating sites). As soon as I clicked on the link my computer screen went into a bluescreen of death, my heart raced as I began typing madly terrified that I had just crashed my computer by entering a hacking site or downloading a virus.
To my surprise the bluescreen disappeared after a few moments to reveal a black screen with the words "Best of Friends" in all caps below it in smaller letters was the sentence "Love Is Pain". I was relieved my computer hadn't crashed but at the same time was rather determined not to spend much longer on this site so began to scroll over to click exit - however the site began to run by itself and clicked on "play" no matter how much I tried to resist. It was at this point I once again began to panic as no matter what keyboard combinations or mouse clicks I used the site continued to move my browser along: clicking on several links, opening images of smiling couples: with their names written below.
The images would remain open for a few moments before changing as if on a slideshow, the smiling couples becoming more and more depressed and angry looking. The women often having bruises and cuts whilst the men became more unclean and unshaven: each image had about five of these variants. Each one worse than the other until by the 5th photo the women had disappeared completely and the now positively wretched men stood alone with angry eyes their names written below with a note stating: "another satisfied customer". Eventually, I had enough and pulled the plug on my computer.
I hated doing that but it did the trick, whatever the website had done to my computer made it virtually impossible to get out by any other means. Upon restarting my computer I did a full-out virus/malware check but to my surprise found nothing. As for the website, I have not returned nor would I encourage anyone else to do so. Seems I strayed into a dark alley without thinking and paid the price... be sure you don't make that mistake.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Better Call Saul Is Overrated Copypasta

I cant fully justify my opinion, but ill try my best.
I cant believe people say that bcs is as good or even better than breaking bad. Its literally a downgrade.
Its less dramatic, less climatic and less action packed. It never made me anxious, and the ending was dumb.
I didnt feel for any character. Everything seemed like a mess and happened with no certain goal. Also knowing the fate for most characters from breaking bad made things even more predictable and unimpressive. Breaking bad is raw, it takes you through every emotion. It doesnt sugar-coat everything like bcs. You feel for each character. Its genuinely heartbreaking. Even after finishing bcs just a month ago i dont remember ANYTHING from it. Breaking bad was packed with more things. An explosion of events, it was insane. It played with you psychologically, making you feel like walter is the good guy and everyone else is an asshole. Bcs didnt have that short of emotional roller coaster. Just a monotonous thing. And we never trully saw what the hell saul was doing in his last law office (when he called himself saul and also had that expensive house). Like I expected some stories from all the bad guys that went to him but nope, nothing.
And the breaking bad actors, what was the point? Just to hype up people for no reason. Jesse sounded terrible, he didnt even try. Yeah ok hes 40, not 20 anymore, but come on. Basically I think all of the hype for the series came from breaking bad's existence. If there was just bcs (without the throwback scenes and the last episodes of the 5th season) and breaking bad didnt exist NOONE would like it.
And whats with the repetition? Like the mall police officer scam in the last season.Did they really need to show so many clips of saul distracting the guy with the cinnamon roll? And all of that build up for nothing particularly impressive.
And the ending, yeah I understand the point and the message, but any human would do 7 years instead of 86 or whatever it was. If he was out he could at least, live AND he would be able to see kim not problem. But with his choice he basically choose to live a life of pointless torment. I know being a lawyer was everything for him, and he would never be able to become one again even with 7 years imprisoment, but come on.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Rants
Better Pizza

I finally did it. I made better pizza than what they served at my town's local restaurant. It was the greatest mistake of my life.
After years of perfecting my recipe, I made my way down to the local restaurant, fresh-baked pizza pie in hand. "Try this," I told the kid working the counter. He did, and he had to agree that it was better than anything they had to offer. Soon, the entire store, customers included, was feasting on my delicious pie. The manager walked over, grabbed a slice, and took a bite. I look at him, anticipation rising. This was the boss, the local fief lord. His approval meant more to me than all the rest combined. He took a bite and nodded. "I'll be damned," he said, "you really did it. You beat us at our own game. Shame." Shame? What did he mean by tha- the manager pulled a gun out from behind his apron and shot the nearest customer in the head. "We have a Code Jalapeño," he said into his wrist as he executed the remaining customers. "I repeat, we have a Code Jalapeño." The ground was slick with blood. The kid working the counter choked out his dying breath as the manager turned to me. "You just had to do it motherfucker. You just had to try making a better pizza than us." He shoved the gun in my face. I was too scared to fight, too scared to run. The manager pulled the trigger.
A click. The gun was empty. I threw a chair at the manager and scrambled out of the restaurant, not even bothering to see if my missile hit its mark. I was closely pursued by the manager, who had gotten his hands on a deadly sharp pizza cutter. I suspected in his hands it would cut more than pizza. Somehow, I was able to get into my car and speed off, the manager cursing my existence as I left him behind. I took a deep breath. The manager was clearly psychotic. Yes, that was it, just a crazy man with a gun. It had to be. My phone rang. Sister. I picked it. "They're dead, she sobbed. They're all dead. Mom, Dad, Chris, Bill. Dead. They killed them all." I could barely understand her, so great were her sobs. "What do you mean? Where are you?" I asked urgently. "How is this possi-" A single gunshot sounded through my phone's speakers. Silence. Then, I heard a man's voice. "No one makes better pizzas than us." He hung up. I drove down the empty country road, mind blank. I had nothing. They killed my family. I was alone.
At that moment I knew what I had to do. They took everything from me. Well then, I would take everything from them. My area's local restaurant was so terrified of being out-pizza'd, they forgot there's one thing worse than a man with a recipe: A man with nothing to lose. I'll give them a limited time offer they won't be able to refuse: two bullets for the price of one.
With a free side order of pain.
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Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Better Than No Heart At All

Cower, small child,
For I have come for you,
Your eyes show great fear,
Though your years are few.
Suddenly, you call out;
"Mommy! Daddy! Help!"
Yet I stand and watch,
While you cower and yelp.
Slowly, I creep forward,
A knife concealed by low light,
You stare at me, afraid,
Shaken and stirred by fright.
Once again, you yell;
"Mommy! Daddy! Please!"
You are ignorant, young one,
I have already killed them with ease.
Finally, you see my face,
As I can see yours,
I child is a welcome break,
From killing so many whores.
As you scream, I swing at you,
A small cut on the arm,
I feel a great deal of pleasure,
Like a cat playing with yarn.
Quickly, I approach you,
Hold the knife against your throat,
Now, clearly, you can see,
The bloodstains on my coat.
One quick jerk, and it is done,
The child lay in his bed,
A place he once thought was safe,
But now he is dead.
People question my methods,
When they see the blood on the walls,
But having a heart of stone,
Is better than no heart at all.
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Betting Copypasta

I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of e-betting website to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Rick's Betting Paradise, the best betting website on the internet. Now available for children.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Memes
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Beyond Hell Valley

Super Mario Galaxy 2, fun game is it not? Of course it conforms to that old Nintendo mantra; 'playable for all players.' Do you recall 'Shiverburn Galaxy', a normal enough level? Have you ever tried looking up and to your left? It's not the sort of thing one does when racing through a level to obtain a star, but just try it...You'll see something...strange.
A trio of creatures, watching you...
Omnipresent, wherever you are on the stage, no matter which spot you choose, look up and to your left and they will always be there...watching. Examine the game files and you'll see a strange title, 'HellValleySkyTrees', though clearly they are not any form of flora.
Look further and you'll find out the entire area they inhabit is deemed 'BeyondHellValley', these creatures lie beyond the ominously named valley...Does Mario reside within a form of hell? Constantly rescuing a repeatedly captured Princess? Are these creatures some form of demon, watching Mario repeat the same purgatorial task eternally...for pleasure? Soothsayers maybe, trying to warn Mario what will happen next? Perhaps his guardians, warning, watching.....waiting?
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:THERY
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Bibarel

Bibarel. We've all seen them, and anyone who says they haven't thought of them as derpy at least once is a liar; Bibarel is practically the derp poster boy. Most people never change that opinion.
Then again, most people haven't seen their true nature, nor what they're capable of.
On two separate occasions, I have had to stand by helplessly as they tried to tear my beloved Kirlias' throats out before I could escape. I saw one nearly crush my Bronzor, Tank- the Pokémon I needed to take on the Hearthome gym- with Rollout because I couldn't escape in time. I watched as my Combee, Flora, threw herself into the Bibarel's path to save Tank, and was subsequently smashed into an unrecognizable smear by a full-power Rollout.
Nobody sees the corpses dumped into the river for disposal, washed away into the ocean. Nobody sees the other native Pokémon trembling in constant fear - why do you think Bibarel and Bidoof are so abundant in most of Sinnoh? And nobody sees the Bibarel ganging up on young Pokémon- mere kids- for unknowingly wandering into their territory. But I have seen them.
Behind that facade of obfuscating stupidity lies a cold, calculated murderer. Sometimes I wonder if they don't cultivate this image of stupidity, to lure trainers into a false sense of security. Sometimes I wonder if they aren't merely territorial, but also sadistic.
No matter what, though, the images of my Kirlias being nearly killed - one rendered permanently mute - and of my Combee - she was just a child, god, only a child - being wiped from existence... those will never leave me. And the images of those eyes, and the cold rage that burns behind them... those will never leave me, either.
For any new trainers approaching Hearthome, please, remember this advice:
Avoid the Bibarel.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
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Category:Old Shit
Bid Battles

It's been 5 hours without Bid Battles. I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to play the new update but the update wasn't coming, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Bid Battles, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Bid Battles, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Bid Battles is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Bid Battles, I bought the July 4th fedora, and bought a Dominus Frigidus for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again... breaking my mouse, chair, house, and everything I own. Bid Battles is very amazing and I can't lose it. Bid Battles is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend John there, in Bid Battles, I was safes to the locksmith, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that I accidentally typed my thoughts out, "mind: she's so cute..." and she flushed than I got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that, we went to buy so many stuff in the space base, where we bought two boys named Big Black Bagel, and Small White Bagel. Black and White were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to the grading system. after the grading was finished it turned out to be a replica and I put Big Black Bagel and Small White Bagel on sale, then CoolDjoleProGamerYT got mad at me threatening me with a breakup, so I chopped her and put her on sale and a guy purchased her for 50%. At the end of the day I made so many profit that I was #1 on the net-worth. This was illegal. I fled the game.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
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