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Pancho

Josemaría Pancho Valdés Avila (1956-2007) was elected president of Mexico in 2006, and held the position of Secretario General de la Defensa Nacional of the Mexican Army from 2006 until the end of his life. He spearheaded the Border Offensive against the wall and later states themselves. After a string of victories, he met an untimely end in the Battle of Corpus Christi in late 2007.
==Early Life==
Pancho was born on a ranch in Chihuahua to Jose y Maria Pancho on May 17, 1956. In 1960, the family moved to the Zapotec-ridden region of Oaxaca, where they became indentured servants for escaped Nazi Jozef von Mueller.
At age 13, Josemaría entered Oaxaca Junior High School. Easily beating rivals Pedro y Verano, he was elected seventh grade class president, and continued winning elections until his senior year, when he left Mexico to study at La Universidad de Salamanca in Salamanca, Spain.
==Boring Stuff==
For a certain period, Pancho left the public entirely. From 1974 until 2001, we know absolutely nothing about him. However, several conspiracy theories (many involving kitten huffing) have arisen. Some historians, mainly Herodotus, also suggested that he created the otherwise regarded as authentic Kazakhstan reporter Borat as a disguise during these years but there is little evidence of this.
==Presidency==
thumb|left|Mexico under Pancho's glorious leadership
Shortly after being elected, Pancho decided to invade los Estados Unidos Imperialistas Yanquis to ensure that illegal Chicanos/Hispanics/Mexicans/Latinos/Spicks/Dagos had a right to be ripped of by U.S. employers. For further reading, see here , some citizens think he is just Fox with a custom. 
Category:Presidents
Pandasex

Pandasex was created in 1985 under the name FDA Case #29385 and transitioned into the pharmaceutical identifier Spildenafil citrate. It was not until 1988 with the revitalization of the panda population and an increase in awareness that Dr. Wat Minhler chose the current name for the now popular male erectile dysfunction drug.
== History ==
Dr. Wat Minhler, a foremost biologist working with the dwindling panda population is largely attributed with the development of the drug. He began working with Chinese zookeepers on improving breeding techniques for the captive panda population within China's Shaanxi province. Wat Minhler described the primitive techniques being used in his first book entitled, "Panda Sex: The Pantheon of Men," stating, "when I first arrived the zookeepers were forced to simply forcibly insert the male panda's penis into the female panda and rock the animals back and forth." Within years time, because of the dangers for zookeepers, Dr. Minhler had developed the very first panda sex rocker (not to be confused with the popular 1990's grunge band based on the invention) which automatically simulated natural sex for the creatures. In 1984 however, the pandas, in a sign that even machine-assisted sex was too much for what Minhler called the "species that only wanted to eat bamboo and die," destroyed the only operable machine. At this point Dr. Minhler returned to the lab to develop a drug that increased sex drive, enhanced the desire for survival, and produced natural gyrations in the hips. The medicine was a success and in 1986 the panda population saw its first increase of 1 panda.
Somewhat ironically with the population of pandas on the rise, Dr. Wat Minhler found himself unable to sustain the prolonged sessions his wife Emma Minhler demanded of him. On August 21, 1987 he secretly took one of his own panda pills and discovered great success in humans. After a trial run with Shaanxi University males, the drug was released to the public. In recent years with such products as Viagra, Pandasex has seen a decline in sales. Some blame the name as reason for the decline, particularly people embarrassed to order it at over-the-counter pharmacies. 
== Advertising ==
Panda sex or pandasex, its pharmaceutical name, has had an extensive advertising campaign since its release to the public in 1988. Initially Dr. Minhler was writing most of the slogans, but he hired an advertising specialist after poor returns in 1988.
Here are some of the more well known slogans:
*1988 - Are you tired of having zookeepers come in and insert your penis in your wife's vagina and rock both of you gently? Panda Sex is here!"
*1989 - "Panda Sex, revitalize your sex life just like the panda population of today!"
*1991 - "Panda Sex - don't let your love life go extinct!"
*1997 - "Is your wife complaining about how you always have "shoots and leaves"? Try Panda Sex!"
*1999 - "Make sure your panda is always GIANT - Panda Sex"
*2008 - "Panda Sex - 20 years and we're gonna keep it up!"
Category:Sex
Paneveggio

Paneveggio (literally, "Bread Line") is a small town straddling the border between Italy and Austria in the Dolomites. It is known for a preponderance of beautiful blond-haired Juliets and bald Romeos, reading Shakespeare on every bench in the dark parks under the funeral cypresses. As of 1998, however, many of the latterThe bald Romeos, not the cypresses. had gone to London. 
==Famous places==
Paneveggio's most famous places are "Kiemelis,"The yard, a patch of scraggy grass outside Renegio Smythe-Patechelio's house. "Egivela,"A pastry-house run by Egidijus Butkevicius and Jurate Nekrasoviene. Grato,Another pastry-house. Babilonas,The biggest supermarket in Panevezys. "Maxima,"A smaller supermarket, located in the center of the town and as interesting as gravel, or as most other supermarkets. and "Draugystes Stadionas."The Stadium of Friendship. Paneveggio has several polka dancing teams. The most popular of them, famous for their pink tutus and hair ribbons, is Funky Style Crew.
A well-known neighborhood is Rozynas. This is a residential area which hosts many illegal and black-market industries, such as car-window-tinting services, peach-jam factories, purveyors of sticky buns, and makers of lime-green movies. These are less prurient than "blue" movies, and yet more colorful than black-and-white ones. Another famous neighborhood is Gag. The gagging is caused by the smell.
Paneveggio is ceremonially "twinned" with a small town in Lithuania, which the reader can visit most easily by Googling anything in this section.
==Getting along in Paneveggio==
Il Wikkipeddia non habere uno paggina cerca ille publacion. Sed il Wikkipeddia Italiana habere uno, if you want to read this crap all day.
It is always safest to be accompanied by a male transvestite, or, if one is unavailable, by schoolgirls. Either sort can easily beat the dung out of anyone who seems threatening.
To earn respect in Paneveggio, it helps to drive a VW 1.8 bicycle with rusty rims, or 1983-1985 Raleigh three-speed, with pedals installed, upright handlebars, water-pipe frame, worn tyres, and a tinkly bell; and to wear, inside-out, a pair of leotards cast off from the local ballet company.
The most common aspiration for local boys is a career as a hairdresser. For girls, it is to become a puppy.
==Footnotes==
Category:Italy
Panic

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Panic is a natural response in most organisms equipped with adrenal glands and a sufficiently developed brain on exposure to red flashing light. The study of the phenomenon is well-documented in the Journal of Experimental Psychology for Relaxation and Enjoyment (J.Exp.Psy.Rel.Enjoy) by Dr. Sigmund Freud IV and his research associates from the University of California.
Their experimental setup was to have two rooms, one filled with large, swinging blades made of an optically transparent substance similar to diamond. The other room contained poisonous snakes, scorpions and a Martha Stewart replicant, which had all been heavily provoked using the standard provocation mechanism. Both rooms contained flashing red lights. 
Human subjects were placed in each room, blindfolded, and told to walk to the other side of the room where they would receive a reward. On removing their blindfolds, the scorpion room subjects were observed to panic, and then be stung/bitten/molested to death. The blade room subjects were observed to walk nonchalantly across the room, before unexpectedly separating into several pieces.
This, reasoned Freud, indicated that the blade room subjects were adrenaline deficient and the hypothesis was completely correct. QED.
Panic also refers to the part of the Bible which orders the hanging of the DJ.
According to Douglas Adams' religious text Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the greatest commandment of all is "Don't Panic!" NOW do you see why people listen to people like him? 
Angry German Kid is a prime example of how not to be caught panicking. He beats up the keyboard so much he actually loses his panic button, causing him extreme distress. Never beat up your keyboard, kids.
Many times, overachievers suffer most from panic. They panic when they get an A instead of an A+. This type of panic often yields hilarious results, and sometimes disgust.
AAAHHHH!!! OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT! OHMYFUCKINGGODWE'REALLGOINGTODIE! AHHHHHHH!!!!!
Point in case.
Category:Fear
Category:Psychology
Category:Bat Fuck Insane
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Pansexuality

Pansexuality (sometimes referred to as Panphilia) is a sexual orientation characterized by a strong sexual attraction to members of the genus Pan (Common Chimpanzees, Bonobos, Humans, and a guy named Peter). Pansexuality is sometimes used to describe the ability for people to love someone else regardless of species. This is not the same thing as Pantheism, where chimps are revered as gods, but there is some overlap between the two.
==Evolutionary Reasons for the existence of Pansexuality==
Scientists know for a fact that humans and chimpanzees are each others closest living evolutionary relatives and this may help to explain why pansexuality is so common. Humans and chimps share about 98% of the same DNA and are able to produce hybrids known as Humanzees. Women have long shown a preference for mating with chimpanzees because of their physical strength and hairiness and desperate, pathetic men have mated with female (and male) chimps because they lack the money, looks, and social skills to attract a human mate.
== Further research ==
Scientists now recognize Pansexuality as part of a larger spectrum known as Biosexuality, A.K.A. the Biosexual Umbrella. Individuals who identify as Biosexual are known to have intense sexual desires for anything related to nature, such as plants or rocks. 
== Confussion ==
Due to its name, many have confused this concept with a sexual orientation characterized by a strong sexual attraction to kitchen utensils, primarily pans and frying pans, and maybe even pots. Nonetheless, scientific research shows that some individuals that grow sexual bounds with chimpanzees might as well find frying pans sexually attractive, so this terminology might be closer than it seems as first glance. Who knows, maybe it's all in the name.
==Are pansexuals part of the LGBT?==
We don't know. Probably? Probably not? They have sex with monkeys, for crying out loud. We're unsure.
==See also==
*AIDS
*Chimpanzee
*Bestiality
*Pantheism
*Michael Jackson
category:Sexuality
Category:Bestiality
Category:Puns
Pant Scrunching

You know, anything that totally involves moving your dick around in your pants in a way that other people won't notice. Pant Scrunching is a rite of passage, a cultural pastime, an invitation to auto-erotic sexual activity, and a common precursor to personal invol i am so horny vement in the political process in the United States of America. 
Pant Scrunching is commonly thought to be synonymous with Pocket Pool. It is not. The difference is in the placement of the man's hands; in common North American Pant Scrunching behaviour, the hands are usually placed somewhere on the outside of the man's pants, in an attempt to adjust the position of the penis and/or testicle(s) by way of sliding the material of the pants against the material of the underwear, so as to jostle the 'wedding tackle' into an appropriately comfortable position with an absolute minimum of close contact between hands and gonads. By contrast, Pocket Pool, in most Western cultures, is not only performed with hands inside the pants pockets, but is also more directly tactile in approach. 
== History of Pant Scrunching ==
thumb|left|Wolf's pant is SO tight!
Pant Scrunching has been around as long as there have been pants for men to wear, and gonads to adjust with their hands inside them. Pant Scrunching has been practised by such important historical luminaries as Fran Tarkenton, Zeus, and Glenn Frey. It was a form of currency in the South Asian republic of Paprikastan, prior to the valuation of the paprikasar. While most Pant Scrunchers are embarrassed to even admit performing this act, New Yorkers practice Pant Scrunching openly, proudly, and often in full view of innocent bystanders.
== Pant Scrunching By the Numbers ==
The following steps are necessary in order to successfully complete a session of Pant Scrunching: 
 
# Be a dude. Chicks can't Pant Scrunch. She-males can, if they still have their wiener and plums intact. I guess boy animals, such as dogs with enormous johnsons in beastie pr0n, could also Pant Scrunch if they were wearing pants. 
# Be uncomfortable in the groin area, like with your doniker and meaties stuck in weird places between the groin and underwear. This happens; sometimes the testes may poke completely out of the underwear, requiring immediate attention. 
# Place one or both hands near the crotch of the pants, directly on the material. Using light kneading motions, gently direct the phallus and/or testes into a more comfortable position. A position with the penis pointed downward towards the in-seam, with a testicle tucked delicately behind and to each side is recommended.
# Either let out a quiet sigh of contentment, or begin writing that letter to your congressman.
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Category:Sexuality
Pantomime

The British know Pantomime as a form of seasonal theatre. When actors are too old, lazy, or dull to appear in anything else they can spend their lonely Christmas time on the stage with minor celebrities like that bloke who used to be on that show with that woman who married a footballer, the ex-bass player from that band that used to get a gig now and then, and the chap that pointed to the penguins in that nature programme.
==History==
The name derives from "Pandemonium", the name of the lost continent of demons. Each pantomime performance is a secret, dark ritual honoring the evil demons of Pan-Demonia. Drawing the audience into the frenzy, the actors encourage children to call out the names of evil beings. Most common among the demons called are "Hizbi-hand'yu", "Ono Itizn't", "Oyez Zitiz", and others. Most sinister of the characters is the pantomime horse -- not really a horse at all, but a zebra painted brown.
==Sexuality==
The inherent sexual references in pantomime are the subject of some debate. The leading "boy" and "girl" are both played by girls who will look for any excuse to kiss on stage and, by the end of the show, will marry in a pseduo-lesbian ceremony. 
The mother or aunt of either the leading boy and/or girl is always played by a misogynist, otherwise known as the dame. The dame's hatred of women is clear from his appearance as an old and very ugly prostitute. 
Pantomime is, of course, intended primarily for children.
==Popularity==
Pantomime runs a close second to the Clown in succeeding to involve children in satanic rituals thinly disguised as entertainment. Parents are known to threaten their children with eternal damnation in this manner for failing to eat their broccoli. A large scale investigation has been launched by the NSPCC into the origin of the broccoli. 
Outside the UK Pantomime is an art called mime, practiced in absolute silence by thin people wearing black. This foul ritual should not be confused with Ninjitsu, minimalist ballet, or Gothic Rock.
Category: Theatre
Pants Anderson

Widely accredited with the invention of pants in most academic circles, it's difficult to imagine what the 20th, and so far, 21st century would be like without this fascinating, but tragic pioneer, Pants Anderson.
==The Trouser==
The son of a Swiss clockmaker, Anderson often had an aggressive, some might say abrasive, approach to making his own way in life. Always the forward thinker, Anderson and his posse made his way out west in the early 1870's, hoping to find his fortune. When crossing uncharted rivers in the west, Anderson was faced with the problem of leeches, amongst other things, crawling up onto his privates. Using his quick wits, he quickly gathered things like backpacks and sleeping bags to fashion a crude form of leggings, that he hoped would do the trick. Things were going well until the fatal flaw his design arose-he had yet to invent the fly. 
Enraged by his oversight, Anderson quickly disregarded his creation, selling the patent rights to friend Brom Trousers, for a measly five dollars. Trousers quickly amended Anderson's mistakes, and soon "Trouserleggings" or "trousers" for short (though often called "pants" in reference to the original inventor) were a triumph of form and function, and soon took America, and in fact, much of the world by storm.
==Demise==
Incensed at the success that had passed him by, Anderson dismissed the entire pants sensation as a flash in the pan, and in fact, refused to wear any sort of pants at all. Later attempts at clothing manufacturing never took off, including a hip-cape that had bells attached, but Anderson never relented, and in 1883, died at the age 31, of exposure.
Many legends have sprung about Anderson, and at times it's difficult to separate the faction from fiction. For instance, he once killed Bigfoot using only his smallpox. Or that he lost a drinking game to his horse, and as punishment for his victory of his master, the horse was sold to a glue factory. Others still argue that he once legally adopted adopted all the citizens of small Washington based town, simply so Trousers could not sell his good there. Tall tales are always abound in iconic Americans, and it would be a treat to see what truth lies behind the tall tales.
==Legacy==
Like Theseus or John Carter of Mars, Anderson's mythic status has been unable to find a place in mass media, though many attempts were made. In 1982, a feature, Blooms Rising with David Carradine never quite got off the ground, due to Carradine's constantly
Still, despite the fact he nor his survivors never got the taste of the most moderate triumph of comfort, there's no denying the importance of this controversial figure.
==See also==
* UnTunes:Troops on the Ground
* Sneakers O'Toole
Category:American inventors
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Pants Bomber

The Underwear or Pants Bomber is famous for being the worst suicide bomber of all time. Despite being led through security and onto the plane without a passport, no security check and absolutely no one checking what kind of underpants he was wearing the Pants Bomber totally failed to commit suicide, blow up the plane, or cause any significant damage whatsoever. The pants themselves spent 10 days in hospital after receiving mild burns and abrasions to their gussets. The US government responded by Bombing Yemen. The British government responded by relaxing child pornography laws.
==Wait, WTF are you talking about? That's not what happened!==
Ok. Well, so anyway... In brief interviews with various non NWO controlled media outlets (and CNN) husband and wife lawyer team Kurt and Lori Haskell stated the following:
Mr Haskel then went on to describe how another man sat pointing at him during the flight with a giant plastic hand while videoing the entire flight with a camcorder.
I has since been assumed that due to Mr and Mrs Haskel both being Lawyers they made the whole thing up because they thought it would be a laugh to slander and libel the government of the entire western world.
==OK, bombing Yemen was fair enough, but what was all that about the child pornography laws??==
Now, thanks to this incident which (as I mentioned) the guy was allowed onto the plane without them even bothering to check if he had a passport the scanners can now count the bumps on your grandmothers areolas. As it is illegal for people to look at naked children in the UK new laws were passed to allow airport staff to spend all day producing and distributing pornographic images of children.
==Wait that's not even funny why the hell did I not hear about any of this before?==
It's possible that you were struck blind, deaf, or dumb. It's much more likely that you live under a rock or do not own a television or radio. This was all over the news when it happened in December. If you've been to an airport recently since this event, it's likely that you were put through even more screening...just when you didn't think it was possible. So the next time you are in the airport in the security line explaining the contents of your underpants to the TSA officer, thank the underpants bomber!
==See also==
*Pants
*Bomber
*The Bilderberg Group
*UnNews:I must see your genitals, says PM
Category:Conspiracies
Category:Terrorism
Panty Shot

thumb|200px| The manifestation after the detonation of the panty shot
Panty Shots are a type of ammunition that can be fired out of various cannons, rifles, machine guns, butts, catfish, and confused lesbian Athiests. Panty Shots are generally 330 mm in size and weigh about 53 kilos. (Myth of a smaller, burst-fire, armor-piercing projectile weapon firing 9mm rounds has been greatly misconcieved). The effects of being hit by these little fuckers are devastating. When the shell detonates, a schoolgirl with large, glazed eyes, a short mini skirt, and white lace panties manifests and brutaly flashes the target until their brains turn into a quite delectible shit sundae.
== Usage of the Panty Shot ==
Panty Shots are highly illegal in all parts of the world, with the exception of the Isle of Man. The panty shot was originally invented for usage on the U.S.S. Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot, but when word (among other things)spread of its existance, it immediately became a hot item among various Terra-ist and criminal organizations. The only person theoretically capable of surviving a panty shot is the possible lovechild of Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde, but no one has ever got close enough to test this (the deaths of many Bothan agents have so far been futile). However, it has been proven that not even the legendary Mr. T could avoid succumbing to the panty shot's amazing destructive force.
== Types Cannon ==
Panty Shots can be fired from a variety of cannon. Different types are used depending on the location, and target being fired upon. They include, but are not limited to:
*Non-Turning Sequential Cannon Jumper (NTSC-J): Commonly used in its home waters.
*Neodymium Tuned Shot Cannon (NTSC)
*Personal Artillery Launcher (PAL)
*Side Ejecting Cranked Artillery Mechanism (SECAM)
*The Big Gun that Shoots Bullets (TBGSB)
== Also See ==
*Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot
*Bullets
*Guns
*Schoolgirl
*Panties
Category:Anime
Category:Military equipment
category:Weapons
Category:Ass
Category:Hentai
ja:パンチラ
pt:Panty Shot
zh:小裤裤
zh-tw:小褲褲
Paraffin

Paraffin is an ancient fuel, found only in Britain. It is used by gardeners, allegedly for heating greenhouses. Paraffin fumes are highly addictive and gardeners are often found unconscious or dead in their greenhouses. They may be surrounded by empty whisky bottles but these are a red herring. Heating greenhouses causes global warming so the European Union (EU) has banned it. This is why Britain voted to leave the EU on 23 June 2016. The EU ban is a clear breach of the common law that "an Englishman's greenhouse is his castle, so don't throw stones at it".
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Category:Things That Are In My Garage