Do Not Buy Cockwork's Shades on Roblox

Hello. This story may sound fake but I assure you, It's really real. This incident has been swept under the rug by Builderman, Roblox, Nintendo, Microsoft, and the US Government. It involves Mario 64, Star Fox Adventures and Assault, Halo 3, a butter knife, and Team Fortress 2. So one day I was playing on my computer sometime around 2006-07' I loved playing video games on my PC and various other consoles I had. I had just recently got my allowance and decided to spend it on Robux, as I scrolled down the catalogue and saw these badass shades named the "Cockwork's Shades" I thought the name was a little weird but I bought it anyway since they looked cool. When I bought them I put them on my character and went into a game with them, I instantly became popular since I had an item no one else had ever seen before. After I Played Roblox I powered my computer down to go eat dinner, after I ate dinner I went on my game cube since my parents were too poor to buy a Wii. I decided to play Star Fox Adventures, nothing happened but when I went on my PC again and played some TF2 all my characters had the "Cockwork's Shades" on. I was confused since Roblox was relatively small at the time so there was no way this was some promotional thing. I tried removing them but that didn't work either I assumed it was just a glitch and kept playing, as I kept playing the game was darker than it normally was since the shades were blocking out the sun. I stopped playing after a few hours and went to sleep, I was dreaming about the Cockwork's Shades and how cool they could make me and give me unlimited power, I was surrounded by Roblox girls and they were all swooning over how attractive I was wearing the Cockwork's Shades. I woke up and ate breakfast, since I was homeschooled I had plenty of time to myself so I decided to play video games again. This time I wanted to play the new game I got "Star Fox Assault" so I put the disk in the Cube Game I was getting ready for peak when I noticed that all the characters were wearing the Cockwork's shades. I was too freaked out to ignore this so I shut off the game and immediately put in Halo 3, to my horror Master Chief and the Arbiter were making out and they were both wearing Cockwork's Shades I started freaking out and ejected the game from my Xbox. I scrambled to my computer and saw the cause for all this mayhem, just then Builderman himself friended me on Roblox. Apparently this whole Cockwork's Shades thing was affecting all the games I had played previously and people all over the world were freaking out that their video game characters were wearing shades and lusting after one another, Builderman told me to take the shades off of my character for a reward of 1,000.000.000,000 Robux. I really wanted that Robux and for my life to go back to normal so I just took them off my character. Builderman thanked me and gave me my Robux, Nintendo came by and gave me a cash prize and a cease and desist letter came to me in the mail just a few minutes after. Microsoft came by and also game me the secret Xbox 720, most people don't even know it exists but it can run stuff just as good as the Xbox one maybe even better. After being treated like royalty Builderman, his company Roblox, Nintendo, and Microsoft swept this all under the rug, with the help of the US government any trace of this story has been lost until now. I'm the only one that remembers it somehow even though it would be very hard for people to unsee their favorite video game characters trying to screw each other while wearing sunglasses with "Cockwork's" branded on the shades. Anyway this is the last piece of media that even tells the story of what went on during that time, make sure to save this story as the U.S. government might take it down. Be safe out there and remember, Do Not Buy the Cockwork's Shades on Roblox.
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