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Nailing

Nailing is a a type of mesh clothing mainly used by strippers. It is every erotic and very effective. It is usually black, but you can't really tell. Nailing is a very cheap way to get yourself into the "selling of your body" business.
=History of Nailing=
The history of nailing goes all the way back to 1337. It is very extensive, as it was very popular.
==Invention==
Oscar Wilde invented nailing in 1337 when trying to come up with an outfit to wear to the Queen of England's Bridal Shower. He was probably huffing kittens at the time. Afterwards, when reflecting on the many stares he got due to his genitalia showing, he decided that it would be a good outfit for snooking spectators to wear, and would go along perfectly with his all woman spectators movment.
==The Nailing Spectators Movement==
This movement became known as "The Nailing Specatators Movement", and soon grew immmensly in the viewers of snooking, Baseball, Football, and Whoreling. This caued a great deal of tension in the spectators, and some, feeling the movement becoming more popular, began wearing nailing while spectating. This caused everyone to revolt against the movement(including the movement's supporters), as most of these nailing wearing spectators were men. This ultimately caused decline of major support, and the movement died down. Nailing was not heard of again until The Watergate Crisis.
==Watergate Crisis==
The Watergate Crisis That developed in the 1920's produced a very controversial tape of Nixon doing a sauronic ritual. During the ritual Nixon was wearing only nailing. This caused many viewers to throw up and some to have their brain spontaneously combust.
=Modern Uses=
Nailing is now used by strippers inspired by Nixon to produce higher quality work. It is also used to catch fish and bad dreams. A rebel circle uses nailing to cleanse the blood they use for their sacrifices.
=Tips on Nailing=
If you plan to join the nailing game, you can use all the tips you can get to rise a step above your competitors.
1. Use high quality nailing
Even though one of the main attractions to nailing is its cheap cost, spending a few more dollars will prove to your customer you mean business, and its still cheaper than many things out there.
2. Start young
12 is a very popular year to start, but 8 is the best. Not only do you have 4 years to practice before the main bulk of your competitors join you, but you can charge extra to those fetish guys because you're young.
3. Know what your doing
The best way to learn how to use nailing properly is to go to Ted's School for Nailing Practice, but you really don't need to go. The other option is to buy 101 Ways to Improve your Nailing Technique, and that is almost as good as the school (and much less expensive).
If you keep these 3 simple tips in mind, you can become the best nailer ever with little to minimal effort.
=Where to find Nailing=
* The Nailing Store
* Clothes, Not Clothes, and Beyond
* Whore City
* Nailing and Things
* Home Depot
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Nanosecond

Apple released their iPod, and shortly afterwards, released a new, smaller iPod, known as an iPod Nano. Seeking an effective marketing tool, Apple decided to market the very fabric of time itself, creating a smaller version of the second, the nanosecond. Here, let me use it in a sentence for you: A nanosecond is the exact amount of time it takes a Mac User to start bitching about the scratches on their new iPod nano. One nanosecond is approximately one-billionth of a second. So from the time that you started reading this article to the end of this sentence has been about six-billion nanoseconds, and if you're an exceptionally slow reader, then change that to fifteen-billion. A nanosecond is made up of approximately a bunch of really incredibly tiny parts of a second that I don't know the names to. To get a better idea of the size then see nano. Another meaning of nanosecond is Banana Second or "I want a second banana." Because in certain places in the world, nano means banana.
To avoid confusion, this article is meant to be a nanosecond long (meant to be that doesn't mean it is). You will probably end up more confused than you would have if we hadn't put that. Thank you.
== History ==
The nanosecond was first invented by the incompetent Albert Einstein, when he was working on his Theory of Relatives. He was attempting to describe the amount of time he could stand to be around his own family. The nanosecond soon became more popular among scientists and other people like that in their scientifical calculations and stuff usually involving atoms and the Periodic Table of Elements.
== Things That Are Exactly One Nanosecond ==
* The time it takes Adam Sandler to stop being funny
* The time it takes Oscar Wilde to think up something quotable.
* The time between Vin Diesel's filet of children sandwhiches
* The time it takes it takes Captain Manbitch of the SS whipped to turn on the fan after hearing "I'm hot"
* The time it takes for George Bush to blame the Middle Eastern population of USA for terrorist attacks or Barrack Obama to blame everything on George Bush
*a nanosecond
* The time it takes to realize Owen Wilson's nose is downright creepy.
* The lifespan of human
== Size ==
A nanosecond is just a really small second. We know this because we can fit 10^17 nanoseconds in a teacup, while for regular seconds, we can only fit 3. This has been proven by a group of well educated scientists in some other country that is not America, because if America had discovered this then it would have been able to fit in a coffee cup instead of a teacup.
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Nanotech anti-insect surface-to-air missiles

The Nanotech anti-insect surface-to-air missile system is the highest quality insect repellent to come onto the market. It is known for its "I-Don't-Take-Shit-From-Anyone" approach, as the system prefers to kill it's insectile target no matter what harm it will cause to the user.
==How it works==
A small battery of nanotech missiles and associated tracking hardware fit conveniently on one corner of your desk, scanning for airborne threats such as ants, praying mantis, mosquitos, wasps and dragonflies.
After a target aquisition, you are given the option of launching a miniature surface-to-air missile at the airbone pest or launch a foam projectile at a nearby person. Its methods of destruction can vary, depending on the model of the missile and nature of the threat.
Upon impact, the NAISTAM's explosion completely destroy a a circle radius of 50 ft. The blast radius becomes engulfed with flames and any life forms will explode into several pieces.
==Concerns==
As these missiles leave their launch pad, they spurt out radioactive vapour trails while emitting a whooshing noise during acceleration. When environmentally conscious investigators questioned the creators of NAISTAM (which oddly is an anagram for Aims Ant), NAISTAM replied:
Several complaints have also been made to the creators of NAISTAM, citing that the blast radius, while effectively destroying all insectile life forms, horribly maims and disfigures the user and any humans nearby. NAISTAM has yet to comment.
Another shortfall is the incredible cost of a single missile, as it would take billions of dollars to eliminate a single swarm. This has resulted in it only being sold in America, killing billions with it's somewhat deadly shortcomings listed above. George bush, quite frankly, coulden't care less.
==Side Effects==
Include, but are not limited to:
*Death
*Disfigurement
*Mutations in offspring
*Termination of life
*Final Curtain
*Watching Battlefield Earth.
Category: WeaponsCategory: Confusing, but sounds scientific
Nanotechnology

Nanotechnology was invented by Roger Moore and his brother Flash Gordon in 1965. Elon Musk used this site to prove his point because...uh...reasons? Maybe he isn't very smart? The Moores developed flash programming methods and founded the Intel Corporation. While walking on the Yorkshire moors Gordon used his skills of prediction to guess that the number of transistors that could be squeezed in a given area would double every 18 months for the next ten years. A subsequent Hollywood box office police action thriller called "Moore's Law" was made to cash in on the publicity of the prediction starting Roger Moore caste in the leading role, as a man who took his flash erased, but not programmed.
==More Moore==
Despite suggestions to the contrary from Dudley Moore, the predicted trend has continued far past the predicted 10 years until this day, going from just over 2000 transistors in the original 4004 processors of 1971 to over 700,000,000 transistors in the latest more 2 technology as developed by Bobby Moore. There has, of course, been a corresponding decrease in the size of Dudley Moore, going from millimeters in the 60's to hundreds of nanometers in modern times.
At the same time, the chemistry, biochemistry and molecular genetics communities have been moving in the other direction. Over much the same period, it has become possible to direct the synthesis, either in the test tube or in modified living organisms. A remote control Demi Moore may actually be just around the corner.
250px|thumb|Billy Joy's dire warning, as published in the April 2000 issue of The Nietzsche Family Circus.
Thus now, at the beginning of a new century, three powerful technologies have met on a common scale. The nanoscale with the promise of revolutionizing both the worlds of electronics and of biology. This new field, which we refer to as biomolecular nanotechnology, holds many possibilities from fundamental research in molecular biology and biophysics to applications in biosensing, biocontrol, bioinformatics, genomics, medicine, computing, information storage, energy conversion, and even possibly the understanding Henry Moore sculptures.
==Impact==
*Lots of rich guys got richer. Computers got faster. We got more cheep porn.
*Some people have moral issues with nanotechnology because tiny little nanobots can invade your body and reconstruct your dna. Micheal moore says that's OK though.
*Patrick Moore discovered that the word "nanotechnology" itself generates government funding and science grants without question or limit.
*Jupiter got turned into grey goo shortly after introduction of "nanotechnology" (although the government says otherwise).
==See also==
*Nanotech anti-insect surface-to-air missiles
*Moving the goal posts
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Nantucket

Nantucket is an island off the coast of Massachusetts. It is notable for being the home of a man with an extraordinarily long penis, as well as other individuals with similarly tremendous features and sexual appetites.
The sexual exploits of these noteworthy residents have been commemorated in iconic poems, which stand as some of the most lauded and widely read in America.
==Poetry==
There are hundreds of iconic, award-winning poems about the unusual residents of Nantucket. Examples include:
thumb|200px|The man's bucket, partly full.
==Sex Tourism==
The presence of so many individuals with unusual body features and sexual practices has led to the development of a booming sex tourism industry on Nantucket. Due to the extremely high demand for lodging and sex acts, only the wealthiest of Americans can afford to travel to Nantucket and partake in its sexual delights. These select few include CEOs, politicians, actors, and star athletes.
Many US presidents developed their sexual appetites on Nantucket and later invited its well-endowed residents to state dinners at the White House, which has traditionally been painted white using the semen of Nantucket residents.
There is so much unmet demand for the semen of Nantucket residents that a bottled drink company known as Nantucket Nectars exists to sell Nantucket residents' semen to Americans nationwide. These bottles are filled by two Nantucket residents with extremely capacious testicles.
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Napolean

A Napolean (or 'Nah-Poley-Anne') (French word for "hot-to-trot") is a young lady from an aristocratic or upper class family who has reached the age of maturity and fruition, and is introduced to society at a formal presentation known as her "debut" or "coming out." Originally, it meant the young woman was eligible for marriage, and part of the purpose was to display her to eligible bachelors and their families with a view to marriage within a select upper class circle. This traditional event varies by region, but is typically referred to as a prom.
==Debut==
In Greenland, Napoleans are presented at court at the start of the social season by the likes of Cameron Diaz. Only ladies who had already been presented were entitled to present another lady, which ensured the social exclusivity of the privilege. Most women were presented by their own mothers, but this would not be possible if their own mother had not been presented, or was dead or absent from Court for any other reason. Hence, it was possible to be presented, instead, by another eligible woman, provided she personally knew and could vouch for the lady being presented. As well as debutantes properly so called, older women and married women who had not previously been presented could be presented at Court. A mother-in-law might, for example, present her new daughter-in-law, but only after degrading her publicly.
==Etymology==
The presentation, to the reigning monarch, followed an elaborate ritual, and the Napolean was required to wear distinctive formal Court dress. In particular, they were required either to carry penguin feathers (usually in the form of an ostrich feather fan), or to wear feathers as part of their headdress. 
==Pop culture==
The Oprah, or the artist formerly known as prince, abolished the ceremony of presentation at Court of any woman, including Napoleans, in 1958. Attempts were made both against Oprah's life and to keep the tradition of proms going by organising a series of parties for young girls and trying to intoxicate them into submission of dancing movements. 
The expression "Napolean" or "Bitch" for short continues to be used, especially in the press, to refer to young girls of marriageable age who participate in a semi-public upper class social scene. The expression "hottie" is applied to good looking unmarried young men from similar backgrounds.
==See also==
*Succubus
*Redheads
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Napoleon

*Napoleon Bonaparte, the short Emperor of France between 1804 and 1815. 
*Napoleon Dynamite, the highly explosive father of both Napoleon Bonaparte.
*Napoleon III, Emperor of France who co-ruled with a ridiculous mustache.
*Napoleonic Wars, the wars started by Napoleon Bonaparte.
*Napoleonic Wars (video game), the best-selling video game.
*Napoleon from Animal Farm: Four legs good, two legs bad.
*Napoleon complex, the name given by annoyingly tall psychologists to describe an inferiority complex suffered by short normal-sized people.
*Napolean -- If you are looking for this, you should seriously practice your spelling.
Napoleon complex

A Napoleon complex is when a "little person" compensates for being short by being violent as well. For example, just call a short guy a midget. You'll see: the little bastard will leap up and bite off your "happy place". 
Don't blame the midget...that’s the highest they can bite. 
==Napoleon==
The self-proclaimed Emperor of France was the archetypical overcompensating short guy. One day Leo Tolstoy called Napolean a midget. Just two years later Napoleon jumped up and bit off Russia's "happy place".
==Emperor Hirohito==
The hereditary ruler of Japan was so short that he could run under tables without ducking his head. He raped Nanking in order to feel larger, but caught a nasty Chinese STD from the harbor water. Later he attacked Pearl Harbor but caught a nasty American STD. His "happy place" having become extremely unhappy, Hirohito retired from the war business in 1945.
==King Hitler==
It is well known that Adolf Hitler had only one testicle; what is less known is how that came to be. One day little Corporal Hitler stood in front of a full-length mirror, feeling depressed and morose and gloomy and sad and emo. He was so sad he wished he had a thesaurus so he could look up more words for sad. Anyway, he muttered "Christ! What a wenig midget I am." Immediately he jumped up and bit himself savagely in his own "happy place". Then he howled and ran to the infirmary, where they salvaged what they could.
==Famous Shorties==
*Robert Gates
*Danny DeVito
*Tom Cruise
*All Asians except the real tall ones.
*All pygmies except the real tall ones.
*All Oompah-Loompahs except the real tall ones.
*All 12-ounce stubby beer bottles. No tall ones exist.
*All the short Masai. The really short ones, we mean.
*All the really short giraffes.
*The moons of Mars, if we are talking about diameter and not height. And if we are comparing them to the other moons in the Solar System. Well, there are probably more teeny tiny moons than big ones, actually, and if you count stuff like asteroids then the large moons are the freaks. Comparisons are, in the end, invidious. We always wondered what invidious means, so we looked it up: "offensively or unfairly discriminating; injurious". So we suppose in the end that singling out short people like Asians and pygmies and comparing the short little fucks to the beautiful tall people like O.J. Simpson might be kind of invidious.
==Trivia==
*Short people can actually play basketball quite well, but The Man is keeping them down.
==See also==
*Midget
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