Sonic Adventure 2: You've Done This: Final Chapter (Rewrite and further fleshed out)

After shooting Silver, i went to take a 2 hour nap. When i woke up, i decided to play Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit Remastered on my Xbox Series X. In the middle of the "Previous Conviction" event, i heard a knock. I paused the game, opened the door. and i saw it was a nice, not evil Tails. I let him in.
I asked him: "Hey, what do you need?" Tails answered me with "I need to talk with you, i got a plan. We decided to sit on my couch and Tails told me: "I've seen that Sonic.exe and the Tails Doll are taking over the Sonic world and they're using mind control to make them evil. I've heard they're travelling to the Sonic world on a big plane.".
I told him: "We'll need some weapons." Tails said "Sure!". I went to my room and grabbed a set of: a G36, akimbo Colt M1911s, and a fire axe. Tails grabbed the same as me, although replacing the fire axe with the Black Knight sword. Tails said to me: "We'll need some extra power." 
We went to the living room and he showed me two things: a Super Drink Enhancer and some sticking pads. I asked him about the enhancer and he said: "You pour this enhancer into your drink, and you're stronger." Now i questioned the pads, and he said: "We'll need to use the Tornado, and i heard they got special security drones to shoot down attackers. With your akimbo pistols, you're gonna be shooting down the drones. Put these in your shoes." 
So i filled myself a glass of Sprite, as well as Tails' glass. We put the enhancer in, and we drank our glasses. I was getting ready, i put a hoodie, a ballistic vest. to carry my weapons, as well putting the pads in my shoes. Tails said: "We need to go fast! The plane's leaving in 10 minutes!".
We got in my Gumpert Apollo S, and started driving fast where the plane was. Halfway to the destination, i activated nitrous. We stopped at where Tails' Tornado was. So, me and Tails got on the Tornado, and i got on the wing.
Tails responded: "You ready?" I said to him: "Hell yeah i am!". As Tails started the engine, i was ready to shoot down the drones. As we were somewhere about 500 feet high, the drones appeared. I started shooting them down to "Touch Too Much" by AC/DC.
After a mere 10 minutes, every drone was shot down. We were closer to the plane, and Tails noticed the hatch's open. Tails said "Alright, we gotta jump off. Oh, i forgot to tell ya these pads enhance jumping power." So, we successfully jumped inside the plane, and we noticed Sonic.exe and Tails Doll standing there. 
They both said: "Are you ready for the both of your deaths?" I yelled out: "I AM NOT AFRAID, WANKERS!", before starting to shoot them with my G36. And so, the battle began. Me and Tails were fending them off very well, progressing further into the plane, because we needed to reach the cockpit where the mind-control switch was.
We were searching for intel on the cockpit, when suddenly Tails got pinned by a mind controlled Shadow. He said: "You're done". Noticing the situation, i didn't hesitate to grab my akimbo M1911s and shoot the mind controlled Shadow. Tails thanked me for helping him, and he found a piece of the intel.
It read: "THE CODE TO THE COCKPIT IS 38952." Halfway through the battle, "All Nightmare Long" by Metallica (one of my fav songs), played over the plane's PA. I used this as a chance to ruthlessly destroy any sign of EXE or mind control. I found the Tails Doll guarding the second part of the intel.
I grabbed my fire axe and began charging at the Tails Doll with it. With a good swing, i got the doll down. I grabbed the second part and it read: "THE COCKPIT'S GUARDED WITH LASERS."I quickly ran to Tails and said "We need to find the fuse box." Tails said: "Yeah, we need to, i saw it where the ladder to the cockpit was." So we ran to the fuse box, gunning down any sign of EXE or mind control.
As we were there, Tails grabbed a pair of cutting pliers and cut the wires to the lasers. A voice over the PA said: "LASERS DEACTIVATED." We quickly ran up the ladder, noticing Sonic.exe near the door.
He said "I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!". It quickly transitioned to a boss fight, helping Tails get him down. During the boss fight, "Breathe" by The Prodigy played. We managed to put him down, but he was not dead yet. So with my akimbo 1911s, i dealt one final shot.
After Sonic.exe died, an alarm started blaring over the PA, with a 50 second countdown starting. I quickly entered the cockpit code and turned off the mind control switch. The rest of the characters returned to normal, with them all thanking me and Tails. So we all ran to the still-open hatch and jumped off, with me doing a leap of faith from Assassin's Creed and landing in a haybale.
The plane crashed into a nearby river. Everyone was thanking me and Tails for being really brave to do such a mission. We all ran to my house which was about 5 kilometers away, me and Tails entered back in my Gumpert Apollo S, to which backed with the rest, did that quickly.
On the ride back home (somewhere around 2.3 kilometers to my house), I put on my Spotify and the first song it played was "Starlight" by Muse. I exchanged dialogue with Tails. It went like this.
"That was insane!" - exclaimed Tails.
"I know, right." - i said.
"I could feel my heart skipping beats." - said Tails with relief.
"This was really goddamn intense too!" - i exclaimed.
At my house, we were hanging out, and i allowed them to live here too. I can't believe it all started from a dream...
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