Halo: Master Cheif's Face

You would not believe the pain I have gone through after playing this game. I wish that this was a dream, but, the story I'm about to tell is entirely true. This is my story of "Master Chief's Face."
It all started out on a cool October day, at my local Goodwill. I was looking near the jewelry case where I then saw a little table with various cassettes and games. There were old classics like Punch-out on NES and Banjo-Kazooie on N64. The final game I noticed stood out like a sore thumb. It was a grimy, dusty Xbox game with a sticker saying "Halo: Combat Evolved." I asked the store clerk were he got the game. He replied that it was just a donation like everything else in the store. My gut knew something was wrong with the game but bought it anyways along with Punch-out and Banjo-Kazooie.
I proceeded to walk back to my apartment. Once I got to my cozy little home for one, I tried out the two Nintendo classics first. Punch-out work perfectly minus a few graphical errors. Banjo-Kazooie had no problems what so ever. Then it came time for the eerie looking Xbox game. I was excited but yet very scared to see what was in store in this game. I opened the case for the game to see that the game was completely unscratched and it still had a clean looking manual.
I placed the game on the disk tray slowly pushing it in. I was greeted by the nuclear green dashboard. From there, I rethought my life and slowly pushed my thumb down on the green A button. Halo Combat Evolved had started up.
The game started up the way it always does with the halo ring in the background. I then started up the first campaign level, "The Pillar of Autumn." The whole beginning cutscene was normal until Master Chief was awakening from his cryo-chamber. The problem was that The Chief didn't have his helmet on. I guess this would be cool if it wasn't a HYPER-REALISTIC SKULL WITH BLEEDING EYE SOCKETS. Master Chief was bleeding everywhere. In fact, he had a trail of blood following him. Once get The Chief to the Bridge I realized that his voice audio was cut out. I almost shit my pants from how spooky it was (but I didn't because Ima big boy). 
I was then given Cortana and a pistol. I found ammo for the pistol and then my allies took cover in fear from me. I question why they did this but then I lost control of Master Chief as he brutally slayed the allies. Hyper-realistic blood was gushing everywhere. More realistic then any Xbox could handle. Even after kill every friendly, he knelt down near each one of the dead allies and started eating him! The sound and look of the tearing flesh made me sick to my stomach. I fled to bathroom to throw up.
When I came back Master Chief had written on the wall with blood, "Why did you do it :( ?" I silently responded to myself I didn't do anything. The screen then cut black. Master Chief had a new massage, "You could have saved them." I screamed HOW! at the screen hoping for a response. The screen cut black once more. A new massage appeared again. It read, "Look at your hands." I looked down, my hands covered in blood. "W-w-ww-what?" I'm a cannibal? Is this why I threw up? I do have a tiny taste of flesh in my mouth. I throw up again.
I can't believe what I have done. I hear footsteps. It's my next door neighbor. She screams in fright as she sees a dead body on the flood (Which I didn't see). A man covered in blood. And a spooky skeleton Master Chief on the TV screen. She then pulls out her cell phone and calls 9-1-1. I try to tell her not to but, for some odd reason, I can not scream.
I was taken to jail. To be executed. I apparently had eaten many other people before this. I had no idea. I had no idea. I had no idea. I have written this story to say my side of the story before I die, you belive me, don't you? ;-;
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