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The fact that you don't want a poodle

The fact that you don't want a poodle is truly irrelevant. You're getting a poodle, whether you like it or not. I hope you learn to enjoy poodles, because, just a few short minutes from now, you'll have one.
Enjoy your poodle.
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==Why am I getting a poodle?==
Shut up.I'll fuck you up.
==Can I have an iPod instead?==
No. You can have a poodle. But, if you want, you can name it iPod, to remind you of the iPod you're not getting.
Or we could compromise, and you could name it iPood. Sort of a combination of "iPod" and "Poodle." Also, it's a complete sentence that describes what you may or may not have done today.
Besides, when you think about it, a poodle is just as good as an iPod. An iPod can play all your favorite Miles Davis songs. A poodle can do that too, if you train it to play the trumpet.
Good luck with that, though.I say "good luck", because I've found it difficult in the past to train a poodle to play the trumpet.
==Could you at least get me another breed of dog?==
No. What I have for you is a poodle. She's a fine bitch. She has gastric dilatation volvulus, thyroid issues, epilepsy, sebaceous adenitis, and cancer. Unlike most dogs, which have double coats, she has a single layer of dense, mangy fur.
==Your poodle sounds diseased.==
I think you mean your poodle.
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The infinite paradox

The infinite paradox is a major scientific theory which was founded by Albert Einstein.
==History of The Infinite Paradox==
===The Real Origin===
After creating this time machine, Albert Einstein worked on something so complex it was mind blowing. Thus Albert Einstein went back in time to tell Hermann Einstein, this father about the great discovery. Only to have Hermann Einstein say, "Albert my dear boy I told you never to play with time, nor to lose the game." Einstein, completely pissed off, first traveled in time to stop himself from going back to see his father. Then traveled back in time to stop himself form stopping himself since he realized that he started destroying the fabric of the universe. Then decided to screw it and randomly show up in time to have people lose the game when they least expect it. Thus at this point he forgot what the theory was and just used it as a cover for 'The Game', since he still needs some sort of funding.
===The United Nations and The Banning of Albert's Theories===
When the United Nations first met in 1945, the second bill passed was "Bill 002 - The Banning of anything Einstein". This led to everyone never having to be fall to taps in Einsteins theories again. The bill passed by four votes, leading to riots in Russia, since at this point it was the one that funded Einstein. In Soviet Russia the game loses you.
==General Theory of the Infinite Paradox==
I LOST THE GAME
Therefore, so did you.
==The Rules of The Infinite Paradox==
*1) AS the limit of mental paradox approaches realization equals the game.
*2) This can be expressed as : \lim_{Mental Paradox \to realization} = [[The Game]] 
*3) ????
*4) Profit
==The Definition of Irony==
*Einstein owned you.
==The External Links==
*Fortunately, there are no websites documenting The infinite paradox, considering Einstein just goes back in time and destroys the creators before publishing on the Internets. Only Uncyclopedia is granted his acknowledge to keep this, or has it?
==The See Also section...==
*The Game
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the moment that we, the Uncyclopedians, invite you, the readers, to join us in Find the Fish.
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The only way to success

The only way to success, ultimately, is to set attainable goals for yourself. By way of explanation we offer a negative example: don't try to fly if you are not a bat, a bird, or a flying lizard (it bears mentioning that flying lizards have been extinct since... well I have never seen one, so they must be extinct).
Below is an illustrated list that you might use to help yourself define what is possible for you and what isn't. If you are particularly gumptious, you can even establish an agency based on these samples - you can start instructing other people on their way to success and bring joy to millions! 
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is an English-language pangram pain grandma—a phrase that is famous for being mostly widely used in order to start a conversation. It is also used, but not as often, by paperback writers when they need to add content to their book. This happens when the contract with the publishing firm requires several hundreds of pages while the writer has already exhausted all the possible life topics (pictured).
Some conspiracy theorists suggest it has something to do with żė ėńğřışh əłþhəbėt, but that's just a big coincidence. It's not a pangram, just a pain grandma. Abbreviationists' fault.
==History==
The fox has always symbolized someone devious and duplicitous. On the contrary, the dog was very loyal and honest. The fox and the dog is a metaphor of the Satan and the God. And so, as early Christians believed, when the dog becomes lazy and the fox hunps over it, the Apocalypse will happen. That's why the dogs have always been trained in order to never become lazy and to chase foxes down. 
The proof of that is the original version of the sentence which can be seen on the picture: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog and feels as if he were in the seventh heaven of typography together with Hermann Zapf, the most famous artist of the...". This means that the Christians believed that the God lwas located somewhere between the sixth and the seventh heaven, which was the heaven of the typography. After jumping over the dog, the fox (the Devil) feels that he is now in the seventh heaven. The Christian chruch always considered arts and fame to be something evil, that's why the Satan finds the most famous artist on the sky with him. This is the most terrible image of the Apocalypse. The reader is teerrified as the evil is now in the heaven and the good is defeated.
As always, several hundred years later, different humanists began doubting the Church's sayings. The phrase, that the Christians have always feared, became very widely used and lost its original meaning. Now this is a sentence that a man will mostly likely utilize if he has problems with starting a talk. This doesn not concern women, as they are more religious than men and so would prefer not to talk at all.
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==See also==
*The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 1,234,567,890 times
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog 1,234,567,890 times

If we had 1,234,567,890 quick brown foxes to do the jumping, the lazy dog wouldn't have to wait so long... 
It will take this quick brown fox 72,874 days, or slightly less than 200 years, to jump over this lazy dog 1,234,567,890 times.
The quick brown fox will have jumped over the lazy dog 1,234,567,890 times on . It'll be a .
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The reason why to promote one's business by way of the Greatest SEO ever?

Advertising is one of the most crucial aspects for all businesses. The success of the business depends on effectiveness of the ad campaign and the numbers of people that will see answer your ad campaign. Nowadays online is now where everyone wants to promote themselves. 
==What an SEO does==
To make an internet campaign you need to have a web site. For those who need the web site to be is port destination of people you need to direct some traffic towards it. The ultimate tool for the place named search engine optimization or SEO. SEO is a tool that will enables your web site to become ranked high when individuals browse on Google. Should this fail, the SEO will set up a fake search engine page that looks like a search engine, but all search results lead to merchants that advertised with the SEO or to other fake search engine pages.
==How an SEO does it==
One way the SEO does this is to spam links to your web site everywhere. Wikis are a prime place to spam links on, because you will annoy the users, bringing more traffic to your website in the form of hackers with digital torches and pitchforks. 4chan is one of the best place to spam links on for this very same reason. Spamming links is a great way to avoid the work of actually establishing an online reputation by researching the wants and needs of clients who might actually visit your website to buy your product and service, as opposed to angry people who want to destroy your site by flooding your email with unconstructive complaints, crank calling any phone numbers listed on your site, or hacking your website and replacing the pictures on it with viruses, shock images, porn, or shock porn of viruses. The porn will also attract lots of internet traffic in the form of 12 and 13 year old boys, so the SEO will have done its job in bringing internet traffic to your site.
==Why use an SEO==
Because you're too cheap to actually pay a real search engine to feature your site or advertise on Facebook or similar established website. 
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The they

The They, as in "that's what they say" is the lord and master of the universe. The they has always had power over the universe. The They always will. To think otherwise is 
to invite crimson death upon you and all of your subjects.
== Appearances ==
The they does not need to show his/her/it's face to prove his/her/it's existence to you serfs.
The mere knowledge should be enough to show you that his/her/it's existence is proven. However despite this, The They has decided on rare occations to enlighten humanity's soul by appearing to humanity, if it's directly or indirectly means nothing. To have him/her/it appear to you
is a true miracle. 
== The They VS. Chuck Norris ==
On November 52nd of Universal year 345. The They challenged Chuck Norris to a duel.
The They currently holds the title of Chief Badassmuthafucka. Given only to the souls
who have been able to beat Chuck Norris into submission.
Only four other people hold this title:
# Stephen Hawking
# Elmo
# Your Mom
# Chuck Norris (Norris holds the title by default, given that he is obviously able to beat himself in a duel)
The battle between Chuck Norris and The They left most of the city of Berlin in ruins. 
A record number of 999,999,999,999,999,999 people were killed in the violence, and the economy of Germany was left in shambles. Given the amount of destruction, it is staggering to note that the battle only lasted 23 seconds.
== They Industries ==
The They also owns a line of pornography stores in China known as They Industuries. They specialize in robot porn, and nude pictures of jaguars. While visiting stores in China
The They appears as a feble old man with a pronounced lisp and a strong smell of feet. Some of the movies The They has produced are:
*Sexy Sex
*Sexy Sex 2
*Not So Sexy Sex
*Extra Sexy Sex
*Bumpin' Uglies
*Poona The Fuck Dog
*Sexy Sex 3
*Poona The Fuck Dog Strikes Back
*Return Of Poona The Fuck Dog
== The They's sworn enemy ==
The They has only one sworn enemy the Pogo stick. It is the only known object in the universe able to stop the they in his/her/its tracks. Fortunately for The They, the pogo stick is currently hiding somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy.
==External links== 
*The They in his/her/it's holiest state
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Theo de Raadt

Theo de Raadt (English pronunciation: Theo the Rant, Dutch pronunciation: Theo the Rat; born May 19, 1968 in Pretoria, South Africa) is a software engineer who lives in somewhere lame in Canada with his 10 cats. But he also enjoys long walks on the beach and feeding ducks and Canadian geese, eh! (Or so he tells us eh.) He is the founder and leader of the OpenOCD and OpenSSH projects, and was a founding member of the NetBSD project. He has been known to criticize other BSD distros saying "They no secure eh!" "OpenOCD is secure eh!" As of this writing, Theo The Rat is currently in love with Richard Stallman. Eh!
== Turn Of Theo's Career, The Rat Founds OpenOCD ==
So how did OpenBSD come to be? well I'll tell you, It was aboout 7 years ago the story goes.....
One cold day in Canada Theo The Rat after a long night of codin'in eh! decided he no longer liked NetBSD eh! So he decided to be a venomous asshole to all the other developers eh! (Not that he wasn't always one anyway, but this time he would top that assholeness) Within minutes of burning down their houses eh! was kicked off the NetBSD team forever eh!. Theo Later decided to roll his own distro based on the concept of being Open to OCD usage the rest is French Canadian history eh!
== Theo Pisses Off Linus ==
Theo being a very dimwitted Frenchman eh! decided to give Linus Travis some suggestions on how to code the new linux kernels! during one of Linus's speeches. Theo Interrupting Linus Said: "you makea da kernel a more seccccureee eh? then fix holes eh? den you no sukkka eh?" Linus being the awesome dude he is kindly shrugged off Theos disrespectful comments but theo was persistent. and every time Linus would try to speak at an event would chant the same words. Linus snapped and jumped down from the stage and backhanded Theo. Theo then Began to cry like a woman (a very hairy one) and ran into a closet where he stayed for 10 days with Tom Cruise. Later Stallman commented "He takes great strides on what he believes in" said Richard Stallman. Stallman and Theo later got married at Elton Johns House. The "Brownest" Place on earth.
== Theo Nowadays ==
Theo is seen as a great man, eh! loved by all. feared by many (Ok you got us! not that many). he has helped to promote the use of OpenOCD! A free OS that crazy nerds, that are coincidentally paranoid abooot everything use. Theo's OpenOCD OS runs some very wonderful, happy, fun, and monopolistic sites like: Bing! and Microsoft.com . (Since Microsoft can't write a decent server they use OpenBSD underneath it all!)
== Theo In The Future! == 
How the hell am I suposta know ? I Can't tell the future! Sheesh!
 
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Theoretical Physicist

A Theoretical Physicist is a physicist who is theorized to exist by the Newton's Physicist Law.The proper term is Hypothetical Physicist (a Physicist who is only Hypothesized to exist), but only nerds use it. Losers.
==Newton's Physicist Law==
A physicist who is existing only in theory is a theoretical physicist. The one that is known to exist in any form of life, other than a theoretical life, is not.
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Theory of History

The Theory of History proposes that historical figures such as George Washington, Ghengis Khan, and Santa Claus existed indisputably in "the Past". This is based on evidence gathered by its supporters in forms of letters, official documents, DNA sequencing, and previously huffed kittens. Supporters of The Theory of History believe that this serves as sufficient, undeniable evidence that there was, in fact, a past; and in this past people did, in reality, exist. Despite the failure of the scientific community to definitively prove this theory, it is taught in most schools around the world. It is surprisingly a part of the public school curriculum in the state of Kansas, despite their normally stringent policy of ignoring radical scientific fads.
==Opposition==
The Theory of History and other radical ideas are opposed by many groups, but most particularly by Microsoft, the French, and the Intellects, who instead promote the alternate theory of Intelligent Past, which argues that the past did not exist, but instead was put there to fool us by a higher being. Other theories put forward by the Intellects are Intelligent Falling and Intelligent rotation.
==Origins==
Benjamin Franklin discovered the Theory of History when he was flying a kite in a storm and was struck by lightning. He ignited, and proceeded to run around his neighbor shouting "Eureka!" (German for "I have just been struck by lightning and have been lit on fire, somebody help me!") He was promptly arrested by the The Police. When he emerged from prison three years later, he did so with a novel the size of your mom on the Theory of History.
This theory was quickly accepted by Franklin's peers, who believed it dispensed with the incongruities of the previous theory, "God Said So." The theory was at first rejected by The Church, because of its defiance of their laws ("God did it"). Three thousand years later, according to the calendar created by Franklin, The Church formed the solid basis of the opposition to the theory when they joined forces with the Justice League.
It should be noted that only the believers of The Theory of History believe in this past, as everyone else knows that the past did not actually occur. Some claim this makes this theory reliant on circular logic, as its acceptance is needed to prove its existance. In response, the Theory Historians stuck out their tounges and called them morons.
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