Sly Marbo

==In Reality==
Hailing from the famed Jungle Fighters of Catachan - an army produced on a planet where literally every last living thing is trying to kill you - Sly Marbo still is the prime specimen among his already superhuman brothers and sisters. Answering only to a colonel of uncertain background, he is a living weapon of mass destruction that causes heretics, xenos and traitors alike to thoroughly shit their pants when they hear his unending war-cry.
Sly Marbo may be a mere private in the ranks of the Imperial Guard, but this does not prevent him from being one of the most devastating tools available to the Imperium. Shooting with an accuracy which matches that of a Vindicare assassin and rivaling a furious Khornate champion in melee, his presence is the worst thing short of a direct Exterminatus that could happen to the enemies of man, not to speak of the poor bastards that may face him in the 8chanmania.
Indeed, this murder-machine only has one weakness: His massive speech impediment. For reasons unknown, Sly Marbo only communicates through a perpetual, long-drawn war shout that is as unintelligible to his allies as it is bone-chilling to his enemies. It is only in the rarest moments that he finds the strength to mutter actual words, and even then, the latter only are short intermissions between his constant screaming.
==In 8chanmania==
===Season 1===
Sly Marbo first debuted during the site-wide 8chanmania XXVIII, where he served as the representative of /tg/ and sent /hgg/'s Fat Bald Bastard packing after his attempt to force the female participants of the tourney into his personal harem.
Marbo likewise was nominated to to face the champions of Monster Federation Wrestling during 8chanmania x MFW - IN/V/ASION. There, he very successfully defied the spores of Matango and destroyed Demifiend, but was unable to overcame the partially headless Lala.
It is known that Sly fought Dominus in the grand finals during 8chanmania XXXIII. Anything beyond that is sadly lost to history.
===Season 2===
Marbo's first appearance during the second Season -namely 8chanmania XLV was less than glorious, as he found himself pinned down by Earth Mimicry right during the preliminaries. It appears even Catachan's most notorious son is entirely powerless against the might of holy Terra - or something which looks like holy Terra, at any rate.
===Season 3===
Sly reappeared in 8chanmania LXXXIX, but promptly got out-AAAAAAAAAA'd by the Lost Kamikaze.
His last mission saw him as part of a three-man thot patrol consisting of himself, Kenji Setou, and Mr. X. The team was set to fight an unholy trinity consisting of Slaanesh, Iku Acme, and a zombified Femdom Hitler. Marbo's team ultimately won, namely by Femdom Hitler tapping out in a submission move of Mr. X.
The one-man army armed itself for one last time during 8chanmania C; entering an AAAAAA'ing duel with the Lost Kamikaze. Rest assured, Sly won.
==Trivia==
*Some people claim Sly Marbo is a parody of the movie character John Rambo. Some people are retarded, and can not see that Rambo clearly is a parody of Sly Marbo.
*A popular fan theory suggest Sly Marbo is, in fact, a future incarnation of Kenji Setou, owing to their shared ability to withstand thots.
==Gallery==
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