Beta/Season 14

Season 14 began on . The regular season concluded on 
, followed by the postseason and Internet Series on . The Season 14 election took place on . The Canada Moist Talkers defeated the LA Unlimited Tacos 3 wins to 0 to win their first Internet Series championship.
==Regular Events==
===Earlsiesta===
===Latesiesta===
===MVP Voting===
Following the Day 99 games, Monitor introduced the MVPs for this season. Several MVPs from last season remained on the board, and their Ego+ modifications were replaced with Ego++. All new entrants to the board received Ego+. The MVPs were: 
*Aldon Cashmoney
*York Silk
*Valentine Games
*Nagomi Mcdaniel
*Goodwin Morin
*Sexton Wheerer
*Uncle Plasma
*Liquid Friend
*Pitching Machine
==Notable Events==
===Investigation into Friendo and Seeth===
After , Gods' Day, Tad Seeth of the Charleston Shoe Thieves and Brisket Friendo of the Kansas City Breath Mints disappeared from the Blaseball website and gained the Redacted modification. The Commissioner hired Liquid Friend and Uncle Plasma as investigators to track down the missing players' whereabouts. On Day 99, Friend and Plasma's Feeds displayed that they "had a Hunch..." and during the , The Meadow and Choux Stadium gained the Crime Scene modifications.
===The Second Wyatt Masoning===
At the Season 14 Latesiesta, thirteen new Wyatt Masons were pulled through the Rift and localized to the teams that built the PsychoAcoustics Ballpark renovation. All the Wyatt Masons had the Echo modification, the effects of which ultimately resulted in eleven of the thirteen Wyatt Masons becoming Static and disappearing from the League, along with Receiver Wyatt Quitter. At the end of Season 14, only two Wyatt Masons remained: Wyatt Mason IV on the LA Unlimited Tacos and Wyatt Mason X on the Seattle Garages.
===Credit to the League===
In the midst of the ongoing Flooding crisis, Boss delivered a message to Fans in which she suggested that "we ramp up efforts to stay afloat. We'll be honest That will require sacrifice. It's vital that we all do our part." 
To that end, Boss introduced a new mechanic called Levels, which placed a rating on each team. "We've empowered you with new Ratings to gauge your Team's contributions.", she said. "Each and every one of you is a Credit to the League." 
She also announced that she would be going on break, leaving all management of ongoing ILB operations to the Food and Beverage Director, also known as The Monitor. 
Over the course the rest of the season, the Levels for teams rose from a low 2D rating up to a Low-A rating. Once a team reaches Low-A, a small blinking red dot appears next to the team. This seems to make the team susceptible to attacks from The Consumers, displayed as a shark inside the game log text box. The first Consumer attack took place on Season 14, Day 86, when Nicholas Mora of the Hades Tigers was attacked. They lost 2.7 in the attack.
===Notable Election Results===
The election saw the passing of the All You Can Eat Decree. With the passing of All You Can Eat, Fans became able to purchase and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Packs and would receive increased (or reduced) payouts depending on how few or how many slots they owned. 
The Trust Will gave the modification to Chorby Short, Nagomi Nava, and Lady Matsuyama. The Canada Moist Talkers and Miami Dale targeted Bright Zimmerman and Beck Whitney respectively with the Revoke Will, sending Zimmerman to the Charleston Shoe Thieves and Whitney to the Hawai'i Fridays. 
Using the Plunder Will, the Seattle Garages would plunder Chorby Soul while the Baltimore Crabs plundered York Silk, causing both to exit the Hall of Flame. Soul and Silk both gained and .
The Yellowstone Magic gained the Precognition Blessing, improving the hitting of Chorby Short, Kurt Crueller, and Tiana Wheeler.
==Ongoing Decrees==
*Eat The Rich (): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason. This decree will remain in effect indefinitely.
*Enhanced Party Time (): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.
*Wild Cards (): Every Season, a random team from each Subleague will leave Party Time to become the 5th Playoff team. A first-to-two-wins Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
*Based Evolution (): Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
*Free Wills (): Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
==Standings==
Wild League	Wins 	Record 	Mild League	Wins 	Record
Wild High 	Wild High	Wild High	Mild High 	Mild High	Mild High
* 	61 	61-38 	* 	57 	57-42
 	50 	50-49 	* 	56 	56-43
† 	49 	49-50 	 	52 	52-47
 	46 	46-53 	 	49 	49-50
 	43 	43-56 	 	41 	40-59
 	30 	33-66 	 	39 	41-58
Wild Low 	Wild Low 	Wild Low 	Mild Low 	Mild Low 	Mild Low
* 	61 	61-38 	* 	69 	68-31
* 	56 	56-43 	* 	65 	63-36
* 	50 	50-49 	 	52 	52-47
 	49 	49-50 	 	45 	45-54
 	46 	46-53 	† 	37 	38-61
 	46 	46-53 	 	36 	37-62
* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
† Denotes Wild Card recipients.
===Divine Favor===
Ties:	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23	24
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==Postseason==
Four teams from each league advance to the post season: the winners of each division, and the next two best teams by total wins. As of , teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. As of , a fifth team is chosen at random as a Wild Card. The Wild Card games are a first-to-two series while every other round is a first-to-three series.
==Election Ballot==
===Decrees===
The Decree with the most community votes will go into effect.
===Wills===
Each team is allowed to execute two wills per season.
Name 	Effect
Plunder 	Steal a Player from the Idols board. Send a random Player from your Team back.
Exchange 	Swap a Player from a Team in the opposite Subleague with a Player from your Team.
Foreshadow	Swap a Player from your Shadows to your active roster.
Infuse 	Boost a Player on your Team by 15% to 30%.
Trust 	Receive a mystery Benefit for one of your Teams' Players.
Alternate 	Call in an Alternate for a Player on your Team.
Revoke 	Revoke a Player from your roster.
Enrich 	Pick a modification for your Team next season.
===Blessings===
Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.
Name 	Effect
Jam-Packed 	Your Team will pay out double to all Fans when they trigger the Black Hole
Glazed 	Your Team will pay out double to all Fans when they trigger Sun 2.
Buttered Up 	Your Team will pay out double for Popcorn.
Over Salted 	Your Team will pay out double for Stale Popcorn.
Solo Stroll 	The worst Player on your Team will draw a walk on 3 Balls instead of 4.
Min-Maxing 	Every Team in your division gets one Minimalist and one Maximalist.
Targeted Evolution	A random pitcher and a random hitter on your Team will Advance.
The Nut Button 	Your Team is no longer allergic to Peanuts.
Non-Dominant Arm 	Maybe try throwing with the other one? Your Team's pitching changes anywhere from -5% to +15%
Precognition 	Vision of things to come. Improve 3 random hitters on your Team by 20%.
Headliners 	Arrange your lineup in order of their Idolatry.
Soul Swap 	They won't stop screaming. Randomizes your Team's 5 worst players.
==Election Results==
==Game Events==
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