Beta/Season 9/Election Results

===Decrees===
*Forecast: Birds passed with 304,585 Votes, 52% of all Decree Votes
**EMERGENCY ALERT
**SEVERE MURMURATION WARNING IN THIS AREA
*Forecast: Blooddrain passed with 71,178 Votes, 12% of all Decree Votes
**EMERGENCY ALERT
**SEVERE BLOODDRAIN WARNING IN THIS AREA
*Forecast: Eclipse passed with 63,314 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes
**EMERGENCY ALERT
**SEVERE SOLAR ECLIPSE WARNING
===Blessings===
List of Blessings Results:
*Fifth Base Bubble blessed the Baltimore Crabs. 
**The Fifth Base Bubble protects the Wild High.
**Fifth Base on the Houston Spies!
**Fifth Base on the Boston Flowers!
**Fifth Base on the Miami Dale!
**Fifth Base on the Hellmouth Sunbeams!
**Fifth Base on the Unlimited Tacos!
**Fifth Base on the Hades Tigers!
**Fifth Base on the Canada Moist Talkers!
**Fifth Base on the Seattle Garages!
**Fifth Base on the Dallas Steaks!
**Fifth Base on the New York Millennials!
**Fifth Base on the Kansas City Breath Mints!
**Fifth Base on the Hawai'i Fridays!
**Fifth Base on the Philly Pies!
**Fifth Base on the Charleston Shoe Thieves!
**Fifth Base on the Yellowstone Magic!
**The Crabs had 24% of the votes. The Hades Tigers were the highest bidder with 24% of the votes. 481,520 votes were cast.
*Grab and Smash blessed the Philly Pies. 
**The Philly Pies stole hitter Jode Preston from the Miami Dale's Shadows!
**Kennedy Cena was sent to the Miami Dale's Shadows in return.
**The Pies had 11% of the votes. The New York Millennials were the highest bidders with 42% of the votes. 175,064 votes were cast.
*Secret Weapon blessed the Seattle Garages. 
**Garages pitcher Goodwin Morin is Maximized in the Shadows!
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**The Garages had 40% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 238,713 votes were cast.
*Out of Sight blessed the Seattle Garages. 
**Nolanestophia Patterson retreats to the Shadows ... Mcdowell Karim emerges!This blessing incorrectly targeted Garages lineup players rather than pitchers. When the mistake was discovered, the blessing displayed the text HOLD ON before revealing the next two trades.
**Mcdowell Karim retreats to the Shadows ... Sparks Beans emerges!
**BUT ALSO, MAINLY,
**Ortiz Morse retreats to the Shadows ... Mike Townsend emerges!
**Lori Boston retreats to the Shadows ... Lenny Marijuana emerges!
**The Garages had 29% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 611,932 votes were cast.
*Hot Sauce Bar blessed the Seattle Garages.
**Aldon Cashmoney is now Spicy!
**Beans McBlase is now Spicy!
**Theodore Duende is now Spicy!
**Conner Haley is now Spicy!
**Charlatan Seabright is now Spicy!
**The Garages had 5% of the votes. The Hellmouth Sunbeams were the highest bidders with 27% of the votes. 105,728 votes were cast.
*Tag Team Pitching blessed the Hades Tigers.
**Improved the Hades Tigers's pitching by 10%
**Improved the Unlimited Tacos's pitching by 10%
**The Tigers had 19% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 1,177,395 votes were cast.
*The Shame Bubble blessed the Boston Flowers.
**The Shame Bubble protects the Wild Low.
**Shame on the San Francisco Lovers!
**Shame on the Baltimore Crabs!
**Shame on the Mexico City Wild Wings!
**Shame on the Chicago Firefighters!
**Shame on the Breckenridge Jazz Hands!
**Shame on the Hades Tigers!
**Shame on the Canada Moist Talkers!
**Shame on the Seattle Garages!
**Shame on the Dallas Steaks!
**Shame on the New York Millennials!
**Shame on the Kansas City Breath Mints!
**Shame on the Hawai'i Fridays!
**Shame on the Philly Pies!
**Shame on the Charleston Shoe Thieves!
**Shame on the Yellowstone Magic!
**The Flowers had 7% of the votes. The Charleston Shoe Thieves were the highest bidders with 21% of the vote. 88,408 votes were cast.
*New Recruit blessed the Boston Flowers.
**Scores Baserunner has been recruited to join the Boston Flowers's lineup!
**The Flowers had 44% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 145,148 votes were cast.
*Kill Your Darling blessed the Dallas Steaks.
**A Rogue Umpire incinerated the Steaks's most Idolized player, August Mina
**Kit Adamses joins the team as a replacement.
**The Steaks had 8% of the votes. The Miami Dale were the highest bidders with 34% of the votes. 156,641 votes were cast.
*Mutually Arising blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
**Improved the Houston Spies's overall rating by 2%
**Improved the Boston Flowers's overall rating by 2%
**Improved the Miami Dale's overall rating by 2%
**Improved the Hellmouth Sunbeams's overall rating by 2%
**Improved the Unlimited Tacos's overall rating by 2%
**The Sunbeams had 3% of the votes. The Unlimited Tacos were the highest bidders with 16% of the votes. 322,185 votes were cast.
*Eat me, Drink me blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
**Beans McBlase's Power and Max Vibes are increased, but their Baserunning went down.
**The Moist Talkers had 2% of the votes. The Hellmouth Sunbeams were the highest bidders with 40% of the votes. 358,405 votes were cast.
*Tag Team Hitting blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
**Improved the Canada Moist Talkers's hitting by 10%
**Improved the Unlimited Tacos's hitting by 10%
**The Moist Talkers had 7% of the votes. The Baltimore Crabs were the highest bidders with 22% of the votes. 1,001,534 votes were cast.
*Boatload of Tiny Eggs blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
**10000 Peanuts have been granted to each of the Fans of the Canada Moist Talkers
**The Moist Talkers had 45% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 107,107 votes were cast.
*Fishing Net blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
**Cedric Spliff's defense stats were maxed out.
**The Moist Talkers has 9% of the votes. The Yellowstone Magic were the highest bidders with 24% of the votes. 523,321 votes were cast.
*Feel the Love blessed the San Francisco Lovers.
**Blood Transfusion.
**All of the San Francisco Lovers's players now have Love blood type!
**The San Francisco Lovers are now especially Charming!
**The Lovers had 44% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 584,669 votes were cast.
*New Kid blessed the Miami Dale.
**Rogue Umpire tried to incinerate Dale's least Idolized player, Don Elliott, but they're protected by Raúl Leal!
**The Dale had 63% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 75,266 votes were cast.
*Dead Weight blessed the Chicago Firefighters.
**A Rogue Umpire incinerated the Firefighter's worst player, Thomas Kirby! Socks Maybe joins the team as a replacement.
**The Firefighters had 4% of the votes. The Miami Dale were the highest bidders with 33% of the vote. 185,988 votes were cast.
*Disappearing Acts blessed the Mexico City Wild Wings.
**Kennedy Meh retreats to the Shadows ... Fran Beans emerges!
**Case Sports retreats to the Shadows ... Adkins Gwiffin emerges!
**Adkins Gwiffin retreats to the Shadows ... Brock Watson emerges!
**The Wild Wings had 36% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 216,246 votes were cast.
*Credit to the Team blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
**Wyatt Glover is now a Credit to the Team!
**The Magic had 6% of the votes. The Seattle Garages were the highest bidders with 30% of the votes. 30,500 votes were cast.
*Downsizing blessed the Unlimited Tacos.
**Unlimited Tacos's worst hitter, Wyatt Dovenpart, retreats to the Shadows.
**The Tacos had 5% of the votes. The Philly Pies were the highest bidders with 14% of the votes. 167,795 votes were cast.
===Mystery Blessings===
Seemingly as a result of the Forecast decrees passed in Season 9, new players on every team received new Modifications, seemingly based on the weather forecasts. 
Team 	Players 	Players 	Players
Team 	Siphon 	Friend of Crows 	Fire Eater
Canada Moist Talkers 	Beans McBlase 	Jenkins Good 	Fish Summer
Dallas Steaks 	Cory Ross 	Leach Herman 	August Sky
Hades Tigers 	Richmond Harrison 	Hiroto Wilcox 	Paula Mason
New York Millennials 	Theodore Cervantes	Penelope Mathews 	Andrew Solis
Seattle Garages 	Ortiz Morse 	Betsy Trombone 	Malik Destiny
Charleston Shoe Thieves 	Richardson Games 	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	Velasquez Alstott
Hawai'i Fridays 	Spears Taylor 	Stevenson Heat 	Christian Combs
Kansas City Breath Mints	Winnie Hess 	Mooney Doctor II 	Rodriguez Internet
Philly Pies 	Yeong-Ho Benitez 	Ruslan Greatness 	Jaxon Buckley
Yellowstone Magic 	Logan Rodriguez 	Yeong-Ho Garcia 	Wyatt Glover
Baltimore Crabs 	Nagomi Mcdaniel 	Montgomery Bullock 	Nagomi Mcdaniel
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 	Combs Estes 	Walton Sports 	Steph Weeks
Chicago Firefighters 	Isaac Johnson 	Caleb Alvarado 	Justice Spoon
Mexico City Wild Wings 	Silvia Rugrat 	Rafael Davids 	Kennedy Meh
San Francisco Lovers 	Knight Triumphant 	Milo Brown 	Ortiz Lopez
Boston Flowers 	Glabe Moon 	Owen Picklestein 	Margarito Nava
Hellmouth Sunbeams 	Dudley Mueller 	Sandoval Crossing 	Nagomi Nava
Houston Spies 	Jordan Hildebert 	Jordan Hildebert 	Reese Clark
Miami Dale 	Randy Dennis 	Qais Dogwalker 	Caleb Novak
Unlimited Tacos 	Halexandrey Walton	Sexton Wheerer 	Basilio Fig