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Castle Raiders

I was going to visit my sister, she lived quite a far way from where I live. I decided to drive through the country, I had never seen the settlements far from where I lived. I had come across a house with a sign which said "Yard Sale" and I thought I might as well see what they have. I didn't see anything too good. but before I left, the man running the yard sale said he wanted to talk to me. He said that he was an amateur video game designer and he wanted me to test a game that he made. He told me to check for bugs, and to bring it back to him next week.
I agreed to do this, after all, "What's the worst that could happen?" I thought to myself.
After I had arrived home from my sister's house, I decided to play it. It was an OK game, for an amateur. It had three chapters, and three levels on each chapter. You had to fight through knights on the first two levels, and then on the third level, you fought the king, or the boss of the chapter. It roughly had written in black marker:
"Castle Raiders" on the disk.
After about three days of playing it, checking for bugs, I noticed after I had defeated the third king, there was a door.
I went through the door, and the chapter title was called "THE DAMNED". All I could describe it as would be... hellish. there was no enemies, only pools of lava and red rock, and I could hear sobbing in the background.
The graphics looked real... too real. Anyway, I persevered, and on the second level the sobbing got louder. On the third level, the sobbing was really loud, even though I had my speakers turned down all the way. The level name was "JOEY" and I only saw hanged figures. I walked my character up to the hanged man in the middle, and the figure turned around. It was the man who gave me the game. He had no eyes, and blood was dripping out of his eye sockets.
The sobbing stopped, and he whispered, "Aren't you glad you're not damned like me? All of the other hanged figures turned around, and they were of me."
All I could hear was distorted sobbing and laughing, and then my computer shut down. Disturbed, I took the game out and drove back to the house. When I had arrived at where the house was, there was nothing. Confused and frustrated, I went back home, got on the computer, and did some research. This person's name was Joseph, and he had burned his house down and hanged himself. Birds had pecked out his eyes, and they said that they thought that he had made a video of himself burning his house down and hanging himself, but they never got it to work. Across the disc of his suicide video, was written "Castle Raiders"
The last person to have this video had gotten angry because it didn't work, and he threw it at the empty land plot about one year ago. People have searched for it since, but nobody's been able to find it since...
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Castlevania The Ecstasy of Dracula

Simon Belmont thrws holy water at ground. Ground stays, so Simons Belmont walk. Simon Belmont thrower more holy water but go through. Simon Belmont jumpes over. Simon Belmont whipped the wall, destroyed brik and ate pork chop. Dracula came.
"Oh Simon Belmont, I didn't notce you there. I will going to eats your throat. Dracula bited Simon Belmont, but Simon Belmont whipped/ Darcula hit and died. Just the Dracula came life. Sexy Lady came. Simon Belmont said to Sexy "Hey Sexy help me cill Draculi." Sexy "Said don't be happy! Sexy stuck her weapon into Dracula but Dracula used Draculas hand to go inside Sexy.
Sexy dies. Simon Belmont says "no." Simon Belmont whipped Dracula nd Dracula killed Fracula. Dracula came again. He goed inside Sexy's dead body when he came. Sexy came. She attack Sion Belmont with a sord but Simon Belmont ate the sordf. He whipped Sexy and killed her again. Dracula came out of Sexy's body..
Dracula said "Neverl hav I has such a nice one." Sim on Belmont angry. "You. You. You will die by getting hitted by me Dracula" to Dracula this was said by Simon Belmont. Simon Belmont wipped a candle and devowerd a heart to give Simon Belmont.
Simon Belmont threw his boner at Dracula. It nocked Dracula down caus of its sheer bigness. Simon Belmont's boner came back and he threw it out the window. "Darcul I will kill aouy." Darclua died. "no." Dracula said. Dracula died.
Simon Belmont went home. Simon Belmont cooked a prokc hoph and ate it to refill Simon Belmont.
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CatDog: The Rancid Rabbit Theory

Do you remember CatDog? The classic Nickelodeon cartoon from the 90s is beloved by many, but there was something about it that always mystified me. Rancid Rabbit. He does everything. He appears in almost all the episodes, and is constantly seen doing every single job in town. He's a mayor. He's a toy seller. He's a doctor. He's a pool lifeguard. He's a police officer. He's a manager of a taco restaurant. Rancid Rabbit has done every single job in Nearburg. But did he really do all those jobs? Or was there more to it that the average viewer may not understand?
== The Theory ==
As you may know, there's a joke that rabbits always produce a lot of offspring. There's a joke in Zootopia about Bunnyburrow having a population of 81 million, (81,435,818 to be exact) and it's growing at a rate of roughly 5 bunnies per second. So what if Rancid Rabbit isn't doing all the jobs alone? These could be all his siblings, each of them named Rancid, with the surname of Rabbit. In the second episode of the series, Rancid Rabbit kicks CatDog out of a restaurant just because he doesn't like them. In the third episode, where CatDog deals with fleas, another Rancid Rabbit appears as a doctor and is actually nice to CatDog, and helps them. Then, in the 9th episode "Escape From the Deep End", another Rancid Rabbit appears, but this time as a twisted, abusive prison warden who tortures and puts CatDog to hard labor. At the end of this episode, CatDog escapes into a school that's being run by a female Rancid Rabbit, acting as a teacher, almost proving that they're all different beings. In the 15th episode, "Dead Weight", Rancid rabbit doesn't even know who CatDog is when he sees them, despite going against them before, and he acts amazed at seeing them (as if for the first time ever).
Rancid Rabbit can't be only one rabbit, because it would be impossible to do every single job in town at the same time, at all times of day. If they aren't his siblings, something more sinister could be at hand...
...Rancid could have made a deal with Satan (THE DEVIL!!!), allowing him to create multiple clones of himself, some more wicked than others. Each time one of them fails to best CatDog, he's sent directly to the fiery pits of hell and never returns. The next clone takes his place immediately. Rancid Rabbit can never be stopped, if this is the case. Soon, CatDog will have no choice but to give into his evil demands. Rancid Rabbit is one nasty rabbit.
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CatDog Banned Episode: The End

If you were a 90s Kid, Not that much cartoons were on a lot of channels. Cartoon Network had Dexters Lab, Ed Edd n Eddy, Johnny Bravo. And Others. Then there was Nick, Nick had some of the best cartoons like Hey Arnold Rockos Modern Life, Rugrat, Rocket Power, Doug Ren & Stimpy and others. However, one of my favorite one had to be CatDog. Something about the show as been so enjoyable with a lot of funny slapstick. And I thought it was funny that a Cat had a Dog on its end, Haha. One day, I found this site called "The Wayback Machine." And I said "Hm lets go on nick in the 90s." So I did.
When I got on there was an ad saying... Watch Full Episodes Of CatDog Right Here On Nick. So I did. When I got on there, There were 4 seasons. I was like "COOL!" But then I saw there was a season called 666, where I got confused, Because I do not remember there was a 666 season. So I clicked it, Man I wish I have not of. There was only one episode called "The End". I said "Hmm.. average episode." So I clicked it. The Episode started off with Dog Crying and Cat Got Annoyed so, He Told Dog To Fuck off then Dog went to get a Knife to Cut himself.
Cat got scared and said, "DOG, HOLY SHIT STOP." And, when Dog did stop, there was blood, guts and livers, EVERYWHERE. Then the episode ended. After that there was a sick feeling saying, "You Just Watched A CatDog Short Bye."
I then sold all of my CatDog stuff on Ebay.
The toys, the shirts, everything. So I never watched CatDog ever again.
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Cat ears

i used to wake up in the middle of the night all the time. i would reach to try to pet my cat Susan, but she would stay just out of reach and i could only feel her ears. i would feel comforted by that and then fall asleep again.
one night i woke up because i heard a strange creaking noise. i was more scared than normal so i reached down very quickly. there Susan was, warm and soft as always. i drifted off again.
the next morning i found out from my mom, who was covered in blood, that my uncle was staying over a few days. i went in the kitchen to greet him. he was eating a big plate disgusting-looking meat. it looked undercooked and had bits of gray hair in it.
he looked my direct in the eyes and said, "humans have ears too!"
i said, "huh?"
"Humans have ears too!" he scratched behind his left ear.
"I don't get it."
"Humans. Have. Ears. Just. Like. Cats. Do."
"oh, now i get it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Caught Using GIFs

I do not get how stupid, dumb, -1000000iq, and mentally ill you have to be to use GIFs. You're cringe, unfunny, a nerd and still stuck at 2010's level of humour. It literally doesn't add anything to the conversation. I suggest to delete your account and go to a corner and cry. You are a failure of society and this site's community. You should be send to a prison camp for life since death isn't enough painful. The level of your cringeness is so dangerous that if the Axis used you as a weapon in WW2, they would have won the war. 1000 years will pass and your mistakes won't be forgotten. The dictionaries have to be updated since there is no word to describe what you did and what you deserve. Since the dawn of humanity aprox. 100 BILLION people have been born and none of them been as unfunny, nerdy and cringe like you. Stop breathing oxygen since you cannot be considered a human, animal or any breathing thing. When you did this great mistake, using a GIF to a conversation on this site, you have made yourself the definition of the world handicapated, and mentally unstable. Your humour level is so low, dumb and cringe that I don't even know how you thought you will be able to do an interaction with the most based, funny and smart site in the world. Your humour is that low, that even your mom won't laugh at it for 100000000$. Please just hand yourself over to the nearest police department and disappear instantly from here.
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Caught With My Pants Down

So I was taking a poo-poo one evening and I heard a loud BOOM coming from outside the bathroom door. Shortly after, I grabbed the 12-gauge from under my toilet and kicked open my bathroom door with my pants down. To my surprise, It was the loch-ness monster, I said, "what do you want loch-ness monster?!" then he said, "I need about three fitty." And I said, "No Loch-ness monster I don't got three fitty!!." The next evening, I was taking a poo-poo again, because the steak I ate earlier was talking back to me. Then I heard a loud BANG coming from outside the bathroom door, I grabbed my beretta from under my toilet. I head-butted the door open and to my surprise, it was the Slenderman. I said, "What do you want Slenderman!?!" then he said, " I need about twenty dollars." I said, "No Slenderman I only got five dollars!!!!" then he said, "Fine I only need about three fitty." I stared at him for a moment and said, "You ain't Slenderman!!!!" And then I ripped off his mask, it was the Loch-ness monster again. I said, "what do you want loch-ness monster!?!?" He said, "I need about three fitty." Then I shot him.
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Caught shitting at my school

I was in class, when I had to take a shit REALLY bad. I asked to go to the restroom and almost shit myself just from walking out. I found an open stall, and luckily there wasn't any piss on there. So I pulled my pants down, sat on the toilet, and started shitting my whole digestive system out. It was so loud that it caught the attention of one of my friends, who happened to be in the bathroom too. "David?" He asked. "Are you seriously shitting at SCHOOL!?" I replied with "It's not what it looks, sounds, or smells like." He then called out "hey John! Come look at this! This loser is shitting at school" to which John replied "Dude, no way you caught Carl shitting at school!? Who takes shits at school dude?" I then said "guys please, I had to take a shit really bad, just leave me alone" but then the principle wakes in. "Principal Jacobs, look at this loser taking a shit at school!" Said David. "He's shitting at school!?" Asked the principle. "Yea sir, I can't believe it either." They then crawled under the stall, and started recording me. "Look at this loser shitting at school! I'm sending this to your crush bro" said John. "Oh boy, I'm putting this in the yearbook" said the principle. I started crying as my ass was recreating WW2 in the toilet. That is the story of how I got caught shitting at school.
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Cauldron

The mind is a insufficient, useless darkness.
How do we even learn from it?
Do you know?
Well, in 2001, an attack was carried out on Atlanta, Georgia.
This was due to ten people down in a airport mainframe controlling flight 93, being linked with Osama Bin Laden.
There was more attacks released against my hometown. Many people perished that day. Later, on September 12th, my brother blew up the UN tower, and yet nobody noticed.
Suddenly, my hands exploded. My guts then melted away, and I died at the age of 1. My ghost now haunts Soviet Russia, and everybody that stood in my way.
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Cave Story - To Death

Okay, so this isn't an ordinary story. This is a real thing that happened to me not long ago. My favorite game of all time is Cave Story. I first got it for the PC last year and have loved it ever since. I got the Wii and DSi versions as well. I began to look into the game more. Then, the other day, I saw that people make mods for the game. I was amazed and looked some up. To my surprise, I found a website that had a ton of mods. It was a forum. In one forum thread there was a link to another website. I clicked it and the web page was just white, with a "?". The ? was clickable, so I clicked it. The download came up. The file was called "untitled.zip". So I opened it so I could move it to my Cave Story folder. When I opened it, it had a normal .exe file for the game and a config.exe. I went into the config.exe and things got really weird.
So I opened the config. to find a weird layout. The layout looked like a weird bloody body. It was really weird. I think it supposed to be Pixel (the person who made Cave Story). I changed my controls, ignoring the weird layed out application. After that I went to start the mod. When I started it was the normal cutscene from Cave Story...but after the doctor laughs a bit, Balrog and Misery come out of their cages and rip the doctors head off and there's a realistic scream that sounds like the doctor was in my rooom. It had the title screen but there was no happy Cave Story theme. Just the quiet theme from when your in Mimiga Town with no one there. This put me off and I clicked 'Load Game'. I spawned in some room that didn't seem like one from the real game. The title of the room said: "You shouldn't have done that". I was freaked out. I thought it just a halloween mod or something. I tried to find a way out of this room. But when I went to the door a giant block guy came down and killed me. Quote screamed VERY, VERY loud. It scared me, like a screamer on a Youtube video. I need to go on. It was my destiny. I re-spawned underwater and started to drown. Right before I drowned, King came and picked Quote up and brought him to the balcony. King then said "I never said I was a bad person.". Then King looked at me. Like he looked at the screen. He then said "Look behind you.". I looked behind me and SONIC AND AMY WERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! Sonic then said "Connor...I sure do like prankin' kids..."
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Cavestory.exeavi

So one day I was watching TV, when I saw a box that appeared in my lap 10 hours ago. I wondered why my mother hadn't killed me because she hates me to fart on her good couch. I decided to open the 10 ton box than was now crushing my pelvis, which I only hoped that could happen if I had snu-snu with giants. I opened it up and it was a game labeled: Life Smoogle. I was like, 'WTF?', but I realized it was some sort of weird pirated game or some crap that was probably Korean or some crap. I put it in my computer disc slot, which didn't work, since it was a PS2 game. So I put it in my DS and started it up.
It turned out that it was Cave Story in Viet Nam or however the F*retruck you spell that ( sorry you had to read that mom.). I was like, 'DUCKS ON BREAD!'. I started it up. There was a guy with a minigun saying, 'WHO DARES TO FIGHT THE HOOVY?' I licked the screen with disgust. I noticed that there was an egg that was coming out his butt, that turned into Shrek. I got turned on somehow. Mainly because he is love, and he is life. 
I was getting a bit weirded out. How could I play as Shrek in a classic Cave Story game, for crying out loud? I barfed in the box for no apparent reason. No, seriously. I just puked. I think my gag reflexes are seriously messed up. I then saw what I believe to be a devil, demon, 666, evil, 2012 apocalypse version of Quote. I looked at him and prayed to ceiling cat that he didn't puke murder. He did. I've became a athiest.
I realized he might kill Shrek, so I screamed, 'NO LLAMA, NO!' Quote looked at me with an expression that said to me: 'I AM GOD'. It didn't affect me as much, mainly because I'm now an athiest. I decided that I must take serious action, so I grabbed a AK-47. I jumped into my screen. I found myself face-to-face with the evil Quote. He shot blood out of his eyes at me. I retaliated with a shot of my gun. He took 999999 dmg and died.
I woke up from the dream I'd been having since I'd been unconscious from trying to jump into a freaking game screen. It said that I defeated Quote and won! I was so glad! Then I heard a noise behind me. Well, actually I didn't, because Quote can't talk, but I looked behind me and there was a Quote action figure with blood under his eyes. I said, 'Just a normal Wednesday.'
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Ceiling Nick Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

Ceiling Nick spinoff list, feel free to add to it.
==The List==
Ceiling Nick Finds the Internet
Ceiling Nick Becomes Ghetto
Celing Nick Loses His Big Meaty Banhammer
Ceiling Nick Watches Ceeb Fap
Ceiling Nick Meets Ceiling Rosalitta
Ceiling Nick Kills WhyAmIReadingThis
Ceiling Nick Vs Ceiling Cat
Ceiling Nick Is Love
Ceiling Nick Buys A Brazzers Subscription
Ceiling Nick Was Phone
Ceiling Nick Loves CrashingCymbal
Ceiling Nick Kills Finneow
Ceiling Nick's Secksyness
Ceiling Nick Kills EVIL PATRIXXX, only to die
Ceiling Nick Sees Everything
Ceiling Nick And the 12 Socks of Ceeb 
Ceiling Nick is Never Gonna Give You Up
Ceiling Nick Sleeps With NeverSleepWithMe
Ceiling Nick Walks Into Mordor
Ceiling Nick Becomes a Staff Member of the Wikia
Ceiling Nick Becomes the New Ceeb
Ceiling Nick and Alfred's man Loving Shed
Ceiling Nick Demotes Zyranne
Ceiling Nick is Actually Alfred the Man Lover
Ceiling Nick And His Ban Hammer - A Love Story~
Ceiling Nick Vs. Basement Nick
Ceiling Nick Adventures: The First Watch
Ceiling Nick Cracks Down on Terrible Ships
Ceiling Nick Makes a Sockpuppet
Ceiling Nick Actualy is Dolan 
Ceiling Nick Vs Wolfenmaus
Ceiling Nick the Saint, the Wiki Gets Christmassy!
Ceiling Nick is Love
Ceiling Nick is Life
Ceiling Nick Gets a Job
Ceiling Nick Bans Mr Remington Tummytums
Ceiling Nick Kills God
Ceiling Nick Loves Shrek
Ceiling Nick Feels Shrek's Love
Ceiling Nick Dislikes Dubstep, But It's Not as Bad as All That
Ceiling Nick Watches Fox News
Ceiling Nick Eats Mitt Romney
Ceiling Nick Experiments With His Sexuality
Ceiling Nick Gets Fired After Getting a Job
Ceiling Nick Clops to Ponies
Ceiling Nick Vs The World
Celing Nick in Teh Bed Spelin Adventur
CeilnG NiCk AnD ThE aLtErNaTiNg CaPs
Ceiling Nick Becomes A Class D Personnel
Ceiling Nick Kills Jeff the Killer
Ceiling Nick Craps and Doesn't whipe
Ceiling Nick Reads Shrek is Love
Ceiling Nick Has An Embarrassing Foot Fetish
Ceilinng Nick Gets Arrested For Indecent exposure
Ceilling Nick gets jackdin the ass by Crash Bandicoot
Ceiling Nick turns into Cortex's slave and finishes the "Doominater" (Sucky name for a machine)
Ceiling Nick becomes a CHATMOD! only to lose it because he's been assholy with it
Ceiling Nick and The Curse of Moon Moon
Ceiling Nick Vs. Basement Cat
Ceiling Nick Watched Bitter Fucked a Chicken
Ceiling Nick and The Prisoner of CPWC
Ceiling Nick and Ceiling Cat vs. Kcin Gniliec and Tac Gniliec
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Celery Ass

"Celery Ass was bow chika bow wow-ing one day"
"THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN DINOSAURS CAME OUT OF THE GROUND!"
"THERE WERE A SHIT LOAD OF THEM EVERY SINGLE WHERE!"
"THERE WERE SO MANY DINOSAURS PRODUCIN AN SHIT THAT THE POPULATION OF AMERICA WAS HALF HUMANS AND HALF DINOSAURS"
"THATS HOW MANY FUCKING DINOSAURS THERE WERE"
"JOHNSON TRIED TO FIRE HIS ASS LASERS AT THEM AND IT DIDN'T WORK"
"TENDER NIPPLES SPRAYED NIPPLE JUICE ON THEM, EVEN THOUGH ITS LIKE ECTASY IN A CAN, IT DID NOT WORK"
"RAT MAN DRANK HIS BEER AS USUAL"
"THE DOCTOR AND THE ORCS WERE DOING THE HOKEY POKEY INSTEAD OF DOING ON WHAT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO DO"
"JESSICA AND JOHNSON JR. HAD THEIR MOMENTS ON HAVING THE MOST ORGASMIC ORGASMS BY THEIR HUSBAND(JESSICA) AND THEIR GIRLFRIEND(JOHNSON)"
"VAGINA, DAGICK, DICK, AND VAGICK SALTS WERE BUSY SPREADING SALTS ALL OVER EACH OTHER!"
"THEN KOGGEH CAME OUT AND SAID "I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!"
"ALL HOPE FOR HUMANITY WAS LOST, HOPLESSLY LOST I SAY, LOST!!!"
"then Celery Ass came out and said "THIS IS ENOUGH" with his mighty roar he shoved a ton of celery sticks up each and every dinosaurs ass"
"DINOSAURS GO AWAY! BEFORE I PUT MY MIGHTY CELERY STICK UP EACH AND EVERYONE'S ASS!"
"The Dinosaurs were all sad that they didn't destroy shit."
"Celery Ass saved the day, but no one noticed him because they were doing random shit"
A collab by the Creepypasta Wiki Chat
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