Storm Fighter/Soramimi

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Misheard dialogue for the film, Storm Fighter. This film has a lot of underrated misheard dialogue.
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==Characters==
Lance StormCurt BaldwinBrett Mycles
==Touhou Project characters?/Waifus?/Outside sources?==
A: Yes.
===Who?/What?===
* Yukiho Hagiwara.
* DIO.
* Mio Hirata.
* Milwaukee.
* Submarine sandwiches.
* Ice cream.
* Contra.
* Mixi.
* Grilled salmon pudding.
* Squid.
* Roasted sweet potatoes.
* Ankake fried rice.
* Debt.
==Names taken from film?==
A: Yes.
===What?===
* Ikariya Kazuyoshi (いかりやカズヨシ).
* Nise Aniki (偽兄貴).
* Harry Billington (ヘリー・ビリントン)
==Languages spoken?==
English:
: Lance Storm
: Brett Mycles
==Lance Storm vs. Brett Mycles (偽兄貴　ロッカー編)==
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brett Mycles	The fuck? What the hell are my mats doing out?	北野ツヨシ監督作品Kitano Tsuyoshi kantoku sakuhin 	Directed by Kitano Tsuyoshi.
Brett Mycles	You know who used my mats? 	ツヨシ TheNEX？Tsuyoshi TheNEX? 	Tsuyoshi TheNEX?
Lance Storm 	Yeah, me. 	いや、見いひんIya, mi ihin 	No, look.
Brett Mycles	What do you mean you used them? 	うぉい♂どういう意味YOU？Uoi♂dōiu imi yū? 	What♂do you mean, YOU?
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase	Translation
Lance Storm	It's a big deal?	DIO♂ 	DIO♂.
: Refers, specifically, to the Stardust Crusaders version of DIO, an antagonist from the popular Japanese manga series, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. He first appeared in the manga's first story arc, Phantom Blood.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brett Mycles	Well, next time you use my mats you ask. 	おなスタ♂的に言うとマジレスOna suta♂teki ni iu to majiresu 	Serious response to say like a star♂.
Brett Mycles	Well, I came here for a workout, and uh... you're gonna give me one.	もう秋やと思った？Mō aki ya to omotta?あのー・・・　生きる意味を・・・Anoー... ikiruimi o... 	Did you think it was autumn already?Um... the meaning of living...
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Lance Storm	No! I just got done. I'm... I'm done. I'm not-	No　舞ちゃん　No…No Mai-chan No...あ、危ないよ…A, abunai yo… 	No Mai-chan, no...Oh, it's dangerous...
: The nickname of Japanese tarento Mio Hirata.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brett Mycles	While I'm here actually, you can wrestle on my mat, you can wrestle me.	ナウい♂GAYして許しまへんで　ビビらしてみ？Naui ♂ gei shite yurushi ma hen de bibira shite mi? 	Naughty♂GAY and forgive me. Why don't you get scared?
Brett Mycles	Put them fuckin' undies on to ya. 	そこにパンツあんねんSoko ni pantsu an nen 	There was a pair of pants.
Brett Mycles	Let's wrestle. 	行きまっそIki masso 	Going straight.
Brett Mycles	You have two choices, we can either wrestle or I can kick your ass. 	いやそのチョイスにビビるわ　ラストオーダー聞いてきやすIya sono choisu ni bibiru wa rasutoōdā kiite kiyasu 	I'm scared of my cousin's choice. Easy to hear his last order.
Lance Storm 	I just whooped somebody's ass, I'll whoop another ass too. 	サブくなる→アイス食うSabu kunaru ￫ aisu kuu 	Become sub → ice.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brett Mycles	Well... you can go try!	魂斗羅♂Kontora♂こんにちはKonnichiwa 	Contra♂.Hello.
: Contra is a run and gun video game developed and published by Konami.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brett Mycles	Can't use my mats without asking. 	MY ASS♂トラヤスMY ASS♂torayasu 	MY ASS♂torayasu.
Brett Mycles	Never wrestle with my mat. 	キミも♂見せてね♪Kimi mo♂misete ne♪ 	Please show♂me too♪.
Lance Storm 	Whooped that punk's ass, and I'll whoop your ass, too.	思いっきりアイス喰うOmoikkiri aisu kuu 	Eat ice cream as much as you want.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase	Translation
Lance Storm	You ain't shit.	mixi 	Mixi.
: Mixi is an online Japanese social networking service. It was founded in 1999 and is owned by Mixi, Inc.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Lance Storm 	You don't scare me, boy. 	素敵BOY♂SutekiBOY♂ 	Lovely BOY♂.
Brett Mycles	You're ready to do this, huh? 	余裕ですか？Yoyūdesu ka? 	Can you afford it?
Lance Storm 	Yeah! Let's go. 	いや 違うIya chigau 	No, wrong.
Brett Mycles	Alright, let's go. 	あぁ、違うん…Aa, chigau n… 	Yep, wrong...
Brett Mycles	How you like that, huh? 	腹いてえなぁ？Hara itē nā? 	Are you angry?
Lance Storm 	Hey, you won't win! 	焼き芋のプリンYakiimo no purin 	Baked sweet potato pudding.
Brett Mycles	See? You got headlocked! 	次から襲うだTsugi kara osouda 	I'll attack next!
Lance Storm 	Let's see you get out of the surfboard, huh?	うんちになるぞー萌え！Unchi ni naru zoーmoe! 	I'll become a poop-moe!
Brett Mycles	Uwah, shit! 	うわーちげぇよ！Uwaーchige eyo! 	Wow! It's so cool!
Brett Mycles	Ah, you fucker! 	イカだったIkadatta 	Was a squid.
Lance Storm 	I'll break your fuckin' arm! 	これどうやって作るの？Kore dō yatte tsukuru no? 	How do you make this?
Lance Storm 	Ah no! Ah, shit! 	大野、嵐！Ōno, arashi! 	Ono, storm!
Lance Storm 	You're dead! 	おばあちゃん…Obāchan… 	Grandmother...
Brett Mycles	Uh, take about this! 	焼きイモ・・・最高です！Yakiimo saikōdesu! 	Roasted sweet potatoes... It's the best!
Brett Mycles	How does that feel, huh? 	あんかけチャーハン!?Ankake chāhan!? 	Ankake fried rice!?
Lance Storm 	ACH! AHH! 	借金がぁ・・・Shakkin ga a 	Debt is...
Lance Storm 	Fuck you! 	負けない・・・Makenai... 	Not lose...
Lance Storm 	GEH OUH! 	恵方…Ehō… 	Ehou...
Brett Mycles	Oh my god! 	お～イカ～ン・・・O~ika~n... 	Okay...
Brett Mycles	Oh shit! 	お～地熱！O~chinetsu! 	Oh geothermal!
Lance Storm 	AHAH! AAAAAAAAAAAH! 	あんたぁ！Anta a! 	You!
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brett Mycles	Huh? How's that feel?	ほらカズヨシ君！！Hora Kazuyoshi-kun!! 	Look Kazuyoshi-kun!
: Refers to Ikariya Kazuyoshi or Lance Storm. The other poorly received April Fools character.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Lance Storm 	No! 	脳！！Nō!! 	Brain!
Brett Mycles	You use my mats without my permission, huh? 	いじめて構わんでしょうか、YOU？Ijimete kamawandeshou ka, yū? 	May I be bullied, you?
Lance Storm 	Ahh! I give! 	生きる！！Ikiru!! 	Live!
Brett Mycles	You like to give! This is my m- 	スマイルスキル伊豆住まいですSumairu sukiru Izu sumaidesu 	Smile skill Izu I live.
Brett Mycles	These my mats that I'm talking here! 	伊豆住まいの奴は遠くを見るIzu sumai no yatsu wa tōku o miru 	Izu dweller looks far!
Brett Mycles	You mean you don't know what I'm about? 	意味わかんねぇか？Imi wakan nee ka? 	I don't know what you mean?
Brett Mycles	Round 1 done! 	なんまいだーNanmaidaー 	What is it?
Lance Storm 	Fuck you! I'll get your ass! 	パック湯葉　備中ASSPakku yuba Bitchū ASS 	Pack Yuba Bitchu ASS!
Brett Mycles	RE OUGH! 	ミルウォーキー！？Miruu~ōkī!? 	Milwaukee!?
Lance Storm 	ROUHAHAHAHAHA! 	ウッハッハッハッハッハｗｗｗUhhahhahhahhahha www 	ROUHAHAHAHAHA!
Brett Mycles	Oh shit! What happened? 	おニャンコ倶楽部・・・Onyanko kurabu... 	Onyanko club...
Lance Storm 	Huh? You like it? 	離さんぴょん...Hanare-san pyon... 	Hanare-san pyon...
Lance Storm 	How does that feel fucker, huh? 	はなさんぴょんファンかな！Hana-san pyon fan ka na! 	I'm a fan of Hana-san pyon!
Lance Storm 	Huh? You ain't gonna win this time! 	病院で入院ですたい！Byōin de nyūindesutai! 	I want to be hospitalized!
Lance Storm 	Challenge me to a fucking match, I'll whoop your ass!	超スピード！すぐマッスルおもいっきりASS！Chō supīdo! Sugu massuru omoi kkiri ASS! 	Super speed! Immediately muscle ASS!
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brett Mycles	How does this feel, huh? 	カズヨシくんは？Kazuyoshi-kun wa? 	What about Kazuyoshi-kun?
Brett Mycles	Stretch your legs while you're moving!	さすらいバギーSasurai bagī 	Wandering buggy!
Lance Storm 	I'll get you! 	鬼畜・・・・Kichiku.... 	Devil....
Brett Mycles	FLOURRRRAGH! 	行くぞオラァ！！Ikuzo ora a!! 	Let's go!
Lance Storm 	Deal? 	DIO！！ 	DIO!
Lance Storm 	Oh, I'm fucking playing a match today!	おトイレ行かせてよッ…！O toire ika sete yo…! 	Let me go to the bathroom...!