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The Terror of Your Mother

One beautiful day, I was walking down the street. The sun was shining and I was laughing with glee, happy that I was free. But then, an enormous shadow has been cast, consuming the whole place. I looked who was the owner of the gigantic shadow, but immediately screamed the biggest scream I had ever screamed in my life.
Standing before me was this colossal monstrosity. I could see the billions of folds of fat which were decorated by disgusting warts. The stubs at the sides of the monster's body were supposedly the arms. I could see the tiny fingers, of which each had one disgusting nail at the tip. However, thanks to the numerous folds of flat I couldn't see it's legs, so I looked above, to see the giant's face, which I had to regret, because throwed up.
At the top of some more disgusting folds of fat was the head. The first thing I noticed was the enormous fat fold hanging from the giant's cheeks, which has been decorated with hairy moles, warts and zits. Between the two sacks of fat was the mouth, open wide just for me to see the rotten, green and black teeth. Under it was a clef chin, from which hanged some long hairs. Above the mouth was a giant nose red in color, resembling one of a witch. From the nostrils were streaming boogers, right into the mouth. But boogers weren't the only thing hidden it the nose, there were also two long streams of nose hair, covered in more boogers. 
I was searching for the eyes, but only saw some tiny white blobs inside two big holes. Decorating these was a big, bushy unibrow.
"Oh no," I stated, "The prophecy was true after all!".
I knew who this was. You probably do too considering the title. But if you are such an idiot as your mother, I will tell you, it's your mother.
I knew what I had to do, your mother was the most stupid person in the whole wide world after all.
"Hey you stupid bitch!" I shouted with all the voice I had left after the scream.
"What did you say?!" Came for the reply.
I had angered her.
This was a bad idea.
She began eating the houses. She ate cars, people... She ate everything.
The army came and tried to eliminate her, but they got eaten too.
Each day she grew in size.
When she was big enough, she ate planet Earth.
Then she died because of the lack of oxygen.
I hope you do too.
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The Terror of the Walrus

Okay, so you're not going to believe this. This happened to me a few weeks ago, but I remember it like it was yesterday.
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==Day 1==
Okay, so me and my friends (all of us are in our mid-to-late 20s) were going out camping somewhere in Kentucky. When we made it there, it was evening. There was 10 of us. When we got there, we immediately went into our cabins. We watched some anime and shit, but soon, we had to go to bed.
I was fast asleep until I heard something... horrifying.
Kukukachoo!
I had no idea what it was. I tried to see if anyone else was awake, but they were all asleep, so I went back to bed.
==Day 2==
When we woke up, I noticed something really off. Counting me, there were 10 of us, but now, there was only eight! I automatically concluded that the monster I heard last night did it! I told one of my friends, and he said "Oh, shut up. We all know the legend of the walrus is fake."
"The legend of the walrus?" I replied back, confused.
"Some stupid story about a giant walrus living in this area. We may be in a creepypasta, but that doesn't mean something like this would happen!" he said to me.
"But this is EXACTLY what would happen in a creepypas-" I tried to reply
"Shut up." he told me.
So we went outside into the endless strawberry fields. We made a campfire there, because fuck it, and got high around it. We then blacked out.
==Day 3==
When we woke up, there was now only six of us! Oh my God! Oh. My. GOD!!! There was a trail of blood leading to a cave. "We should go investigate." I said.
"Shut up! Your stupid creepypasta cliche knowledge is useles-" one of my dumbass "friends" was about to say before I shot him in the head and killed him.
What happened?! Who killed him?! One second, he was talking to me, but then his head exploded! And why am I holding this Barret .50 Caliber?! Why?!
Okay. Now there were only five of us. I loaded the next shot in my rifle and lead my friends into the cave. When we got inside, we saw one of our friends, half eaten! It looked like Shrek had his way with him, oh God!!! While my friends looked for the other guy, I took a bite of his corpse, because #YOLO.
Then we went to sleep because ShodaiGoro can't think of a proper transition.
==Day 4==
I woke up at three in the morning. I was hungry. I went to the fridge...
...excuse me, I mean bedroom.
And I turned into some monster. I was fat, blubbery, brown, and had two huge tusks. Then I ate my friends. KukukukukukukukukukukKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKUKACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
==Day 5==
It is now clear to me. After I ate my poor excuses for friends, it all became clear to me. My name is Paul, but I am not a human.
I am the eggman.
They are the eggman.
I am the walrus!
KUKUKACHOO!!!
YOU'RE NEXT.
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The Theater: My Expierience

Hello, my name is John Sandal, I am a worker at Active Enterprises, the same guys who produced the inevitable train wreck that is Action 52.
I am a college student at Active Enterprises and everything is terrible, since I am a amateur programmer.
When my day at work ended, I spotted a garage sale when I was driving home so I went to it obviously, because I loved garage sales.
All that was there was a bunch of kitchen utensils, toys and some video games, but when I dug around in the video game box, one game caught my eye, it came in a blank white box with some low quality sprite of what seemed to be a ticket-taker.
It seemed risky so I put it back and got some other games instead, I paid for my games and went to my car but when I looked back at the house, the house was gone.
I was confused, but I got in my car and never bothered to look again because that would be a stupid idea considering all those stupid creepy pastas I have read.
When I got home, I noticed that my computer had that same game box on it, but this time the ticket-taker seemed angry.
"What the hell?" I thought to myself, I knew this was a bad sign so I got my hammer and smashed the box so it couldn't damage me, I was living with my parents at the time so it wouldn't damage them either.
When I went to bed that night, I began to have... nightmares and hallucinations about the box and the game, telling me to PLAY IT... PLAY IT!
I couldn't handle it anymore, it forced me... after a good beating with the hammer the game itself still managed to survive so I put it in my PC and I clicked the installer.
After a long time of frustration and tedious rebooting, I finally managed to get the game to run and it looked very... mundane.
It said (C)1994 so it was released around the same time as Doom, which was pretty cool.
I clicked "New Game" and it immediately sent me to a theater lobby in the middle of nowhere.
The ticket-taker played a low quality sound clip saying "Thank you, please enjoy the movie."
I pretty much stopped playing after that because I knew it was a very bad sign, I turned off my computer, got the disc and smashed it until it was no more...
Don't trust shady garage sales, they will get you killed.
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The Theodore doll

Hi my name is lenard and I am here to tell you my story. It was almost my son's birthday and he loves Alvin and the chipmunks. For his present I was looking to give him a Theodore doll because that was his favorite character. I looked online for the doll but they were all sold out. Until I saw one that had only one left on stock. I was so lucky to find one left. (Or was I?) After buying it, tomorrow I saw it was on a package it said "watch out" but I didn't mind. I wrapped it and put it with the other presents. After that I was so happy to see my son in joy after seeing the doll. After the party he was about to spend his first night with his doll. After that I keep hearing these noises saying "what have you done, you released a creature from another reality" but every time I go after the sound all I see is my sone playing with the doll. I don't know what is going on until it came back exept it was something different "here i come" and I know that line from the theme song of Alvin and the chipmunks. After that I keep seeing weird stuff like my neighbors house disappeared and everyone not knowing who they are. Or my nephews birthday looking like the same thing a year ago. I didn't mind until when I go home for work every one gender changed. My son turned into a girl and my wife turn into a man and I saw a random lady that looks exactly like me but as a girl and then I saw the Theodore doll sitting on the table looking at me. After that I got arrested and went to jail for 15 years until. The next day everyone disappeared and I was the only human left. And then I saw that Theodore doll standing in the hallway. He said "welcome to my reality" and I asked him why you made this the worst and he said "I only do all of this to see what it would be like if someone had everything changed in life and the only one who knew it but everyone doesn't" and after that I woke up in my bed and everything looked the same as before. I checked the date it turns out I am in the past the day before my son's birthday exept there was one difference I never saw that doll again.
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The Theory of Evolution

Back in the early 1950s, some scientists were digging in a cave in the Amazon Rainforest. One scientist made a remarkable discovery. A skeleton was found that was very long and thin and looked vaguely like that of a human. After bringing the skeleton back to America, the scientists discovered that it had the same DNA as modern humans. There are thought to be several members of the unknown species remaining. As of now, scientists believe that the skeleton is the ancestor of all modern humans. If you see a tall, thin man, do not run in fear. He only wants to give you a hug.
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The Theory of Fury

A lot of you guys out there probably saw Xmen, good movie that was. Anyways, you guys have probably heard of Nick Fury. He's from DC comics or some shit. Anyways, I have a spooky-ass theory for him, so viewer beware, you're in for a scare.
I believe that Nick Fury is actually insane. He is actually wearing his eyepatch over his good eye, effectively making him blind. Since he cannot see, his mind makes up visions, I.E. the world around him. He is actually, in fact, completely batshit crazy, and wandering around talking to homeless people about the avengerz or some shit, even though they do not actually exist.
Anyways thanks for watching.
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The Thief And The Cobbler 2

(ok so sorry if it have not good or full on bad you go fix it. if you what to)
i like The Thief And The Cobbler it is my Favourite movie of all time. well no more, in 5 years ago i look on eBay look for DVD's i did not see for a long time and i see The Thief and the Cobbler 2. i did not know i just know The Thief and the Cobbler have 1 movie, i bay it and here on my house. i put it on my DVD player, is just play the movie but it say [ ·-  ·-·  ----  ··  ···-  · . ---  ·-·  --·  -··-·  -··  ·  -  ·-  ··  ·-··  ···  -··-·  ··---  -----  ··---  ···--  ·----  ··---  ·----  ··--- _ ··---  -----  ··---  ···--  ·----  ··---  ·----  ··--- _ -----  ···--  -----  ·---- ] in Morse Code. the movie cut to Zigzag. i don't know why, he die in the end i still look at the movie. Zigzag's eyes look like EXE eyes wif out blood and he low a bit. he say is not like him, " They all die wif out a cry. They will be just like 'me' " i just don't know why he say it. it cut to the blake for like 2 minutes and cut back to houses. They on fire. princess Yum-Yum, Old Witch and all the Character's dead. but not Thief And The Cobbler, it feel like 3 minutes. cut to Thief And The Cobbler in a abandoned house, the movie end. i put the DVD back and put it in a box, to not see it again [the end]
(again. if is bad go fix it, if you what to. and make a video read it too if you what)
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The Thing

Hello there, Mr. Rogers here to tell you about the THING I found in the basement garage of my shady looking neighbor, we'll call him Paul. Paul had just lost his wife about a month ago and has been acting rather sus. First, I saw him digging in the middle of the night as I was taking my too-damn-curious-for-his-own-good dog out for a walk. Let me tell you something about courage, he was my favorite dog. I've had him since I was in my mother's womb, and just love him so much.
He died a week ago. The same week he walked up to my neighbor, Paul, as he was digging up in his yard at 3 o' clock in the morning. I didn't really think much of it until that Monday. I came over to borrow a cup of sugar, and found it. My Dog's collar. The one I bought him about three years ago when he was busy outgrowing his. I knew that generic dog collar anywhere.
I confronted my neighbor about it, and he just mumbled something about how he just got a new dog. But when I asked to see her, he said no and slammed the door in my face. I then called the cops who, in return accused me of being on drugs, threatened to beat my ass, and hung up. I mean, I WAS on heroin, but that was just RUDE.
That night I decided, against any and all sound, as well as logical reasoning I had, I did something even the Scooby gang would refuse to do. I snuck into his house while he was still there, to find some evidence I could show those bastards at the police academy the next morning.
I thought I was being quiet, but my loud barking woke him up. Oh man, it was worse than I imagined, he was a furry for goodness sake!!!! He shot me right in the head, but it bounced off because my head is completely empty.
Do he called the fucking cops, who immediately arrested me and took turns tazing me. Oh, not because I was resisting arrest, no, they were just having fun.
When I got to jail I had found out, That I didn't even have a dog. The dog was just in my imagination. Also I was sentenced to twenty five years in prison for: Assault, Public urination, Death threats, Minor intoxication, Break ins, Thefts, Loud disturbance, Being on meth the whole time, oh, and trying to fuck my neighbor's dog, Pepper. Also for wasting police time both calling them for absolutely nothing, as well as the time it took zapping me in the nads for the thousandth time.
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The Thing Outside and Inside

Robert was sleeping on his warm, cozy bed, dreaming of joyful times he had experienced when He was suddenly jolted awake by a soft, tapping sound coming from his window. Robert thought at first he was still dreaming, until the gentle tapping constantly grew until it became to much to withstand for his small ears.
As he got up to check the window he tripped on one of his toys and fell headfirst into the ground. He got up cursing and flipped open his curtain. What he saw made him release a small amount of pee into his paints.
Though his window he could clearly see a giant shape standing outside. He could make out that the thing had red fur all over its body and it also had claws the size of razors.
before he could react, however, he was yanked by something from behind him and was put into a choke hold. He tired to struggle but everything faded away into oblivion. He was never seen again.
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The Thing at the End of My Bed

This tape was found in the bedroom of REDACTED on the 4th of November, 2002. His name has been redacted by his family, for legal reasons. REDACTED was reported missing shortly after 23:00 by his aunt, who was staying over at the time.
== The Tape ==
REDACTED: So, guys, you're currently listening to the first part of this radio drama... thing. It's called Haunted, and it's about this family- this woman and her two kids- they move into this old house and creepy things start happening, then the lady finds out the history of the house. Okay, let's get this show on the road!
Clapping. Toccata and Fugue in D minor begins to play.
REDACTED: In an exaggerated voice. There once was a... lady and her kids, she was called Elizabeth, and her kids were called...
Toccata and Fugue in D minor suddenly stops. Silence.
REDACTED: What's wrong with this thing? Oh... what is tha- FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! What is that!
Heavy breathing. REDACTED's voice is very clear, as if he is holding the tape recorder to his face.
REDACTED: This is real, someone help! If... if anyone can hear this, please- please help. It's... it's crawling toward me; it's on the other side of the room. I can see it. God oh God help.
A long, warped cry, it sounds like an animal in pain. The sound lasts for a few seconds. A POINT OF INTEREST: ANY PERSONS THAT HEAR THIS SOUND REPORT FEELING A DEEP SENSATION OF INTENSE FEAR AND UNEASINESS.
REDACTED: God... oh... Christ. That thing made the sound. It looks vaguely human, about as tall as a child if it were standing up. It's naked. Fuck... it looks starved, about only 60 pounds, so fucking pale.
REDACTED shrieks.
REDACTED: I saw its face... if you could... if you could call it a face.
White noise suddenly flares up, making REDACTED nearly impossible to hear. He can be heard in brief moments where the white noise is softer.
REDACTED: Someone help... crawling... end of my... GOD... SOMEONE...
The white noise suddenly stops. There is silence for a few seconds. A thud, the tape recorder fallen to the side of the bed, probably where it was found later. Then there is the cry again, and then a gurgling sound. The tape suddenly stops.
UPDATE: On the 21st of May, 2005, a well preserved finger was found on the roof of a school several miles away from REDACTED's home. Tests found that it belonged to REDACTED. No trace of him has been found since.
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The Thing in The Swamp

Ever since I can remember, I was curious about the swamp. Everyday, I would stare into the direction of the swamp and ask my father, "Can I go to swamp?"
And he would reply, "NO! YOU WILL BE KILLED BY MONSTERS!" Then one day, at age 23, I ignored my dad and sneaked out into the swamp. At first, it didn't look like any living creature was there. All I saw were trees and swamp water. When I was about to leave, I saw a green hand grab my foot and drag me into the water.
But don't worry. I met a new friend. His name is Shrek. What happened to my family? Well, Shrek impregnated every single one of them including me. It felt good.
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The Thing in my Server

One night, I was incredibly, incredibly bored. I happened to be playing Minecraft at the time, so I got off my lousy, creative, single-player world and typed down every single server IP I could think of, even if they didn't make any sense whatsoever. It was a fruitless task brought on by sheer mental shutdown. But at last, to my satisfaction, I managed to load a server.
The thing took ages to load. The loading bar made its way slowly across the slot at the bottom. Then, strangely, it jumped backwards. Now, being the easily startled person I unfortunately am, I jumped. The bar wasn't moving. I stared at it. Then my screen went black, and the hum coming from my computer ceased and went dead silent. This wouldn't have been particularly alarming in itself if the power for the entire house hadn't shut off. I was alone in the pitch dark. The blinds were shut, and it was dead winter. There were no stars, and the moon was at the final waning stage.
Slowly, I got up, careful not to stub my toe on anything. Tiptoeing across the room, I suddenly heard quiet music behind me. I turned around. The screen had lit back up, and Minecraft was back on. Happy just to have some entertainment for the long and dark night ahead, I plopped back in my chair again and tried to move my mouse. Which I realized, after a second, wasn't there. At least, the cursor wasn't there. The bar was, now I came to look at it, moving, slowly. And the pallet was wrong, all wrong, like somebody had inverted it and animated it to flicker violently like an old TV screen.
The server came online. I spawned outdoors, thankful that the loading screen wasn't there anymore. The textures for the world were warped as well. The grass texture was twisted, blotched, and refracted in so many different ways that I thought it was water. The sky was a sort of sickly red, and swirling. But the oddest thing was the music, because there didn't appear to be any. There was just a sort of dead sound. It sounded a lot like a windstorm.
I moved, slowly, forward. My speed was drastically reduced. I was literally at a snails pace. Crawling across the world, the music changed sharply. The wind cut out and was replaced by a banshee wail. A thing appeared in the distance, getting closer very fast. I checked the resolution. I had sworn I had it in Render Distance Tiny, but now it was at Render Distance Far and not lagging at all.
The thing got closer, and closer, and closer. I held my breath, anticipating the moment of impact and the identification of the thing. It was now close enough that I could see it: a pale gray shape. It was very intimidating as its ghastly face filled my screen.
I jumped back in my chair, and the monitor exploded into a shower of colors before blotching and turning off with a crash.
I lay in my chair, which was tipped back onto the floor. The silence had returned.
A bony hand reached over the edge of the desk...
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!
Now I'm dead.
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The Thing in the Tree

I was watering my trees one day;
And what I saw I just have to say.
I saw a cute little birdy, all red and yellow.
Suddenly it changed, without so much as a bellow.
Now it was a pig-faced man.
Tall, pale, and surely not tan.
He changed once again, into a small child.
He finally spoke, and told me not to be riled.
He told me he was a visitor to Earth.
And that his home planet was Querth.
With that, he said he was hungry, and morphed yet again.
Into something I can't quite comprehend.
With that he let out a ferocious growl.
And at this moment, I am in his bowel.
He then landed in the water under my trees with a splash.
Why am I telling you this? Because you might be in his path.
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