Uncyclopendium

Welcome to the Uncyclopendium. This page contains links to all important Uncyclopedia resources, including policies & guidelines, utilities, and other hard-to-find pages, helpfully organized by category. 
Note: Bolded entries are those with the highest importance and the most use. 
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== Policies ==
Like our popular fact-free parody, Uncyclopedia has a set of rules governing user behavior and site content. These are a must-read, as admins can ban you for any and all infractions, and also for any other reason they feel like.
* Policies and guidelines: A list of all current Uncyclopedia regulations.
* For Reals: Our content copyright guidelines. 
== General voting ==
Uncyclopedia is a democracy. As such, Uncyclopedians spend most of their time holding votes rather than being productive. Note: the winners of VFH and VFP get featured on our Main Page.
* Votes for Highlight (VFH): Nominate and vote on our best articles.
:* Hall of Shame: A scoreboard for the authors with the highest number of featured articles.
* Votes for Pictures (VFP): Nominate and vote on our best images. 
* Votes for Deletion (VFD): Where bad articles go to die.
:* QuickVFD (QVFD): Where vandalism goes to die. Quickly.
* Votes for Sysop (VFS): A twice-yearly occasion where users are nominated for, and vote on, new admins (and bureaucrats), and where to discuss removing admins.
== User Resources ==
* About Uncyclopedia: A brief introduction to our site. 
* Beginner's Guide: Self-explanatory, and mandatory for all new users.
* Active Admins: A list of currently active administrators for questions and requests.
* Adopt-A-Noob: Uncyclopedia's foster care program. Request to have an admin show you the ropes and get personal training on the ways of Sophia.
* Glossary: Frequently-used and referenced terms on Uncyclopedia. 
* Do it yourself: Describe this one yourself, you lazy fuck.
* Signatures: When leaving comments on places such as talk pages and the forums, you must sign your comments with four tildes: ~~~~
* Flammable's Office: Special list for users with unique ban or parole conditions. (You don't want to end up here.)
* Ban Patrol : You really don't want to end up here, either.
* Articles requested for more than a year: Articles seriously in need of creation. (You should create them.)
* Articles to fix : These puppies have serious balls.
* At a Glance: If you can read this, you don't need glasses.
* Browse
* User access levels (permissions) on Uncyclopedia
* Behavior: Watch yourself, boy.
* Best of Uncyclopedia: Our least terrible articles.
* Hacks : Little cheats you can use when editing.
* Podcast: Our podcast.
* Requested articles
* Projects
* Press coverage: Where and when Uncyclopedia has appeared in the news.
* Sandbox: Uncyclopedia's special drug, which you can experiment with all you want.
== User groups and organizations / projects ==
* Collaboratory: For help writing your article.
* Grue Army: A group that works on stopping vandals, and other stuff.
* Imperial Colonization: A group that works on improving articles.
* Folding@home
* Foreign_Office: Where other Uncyclopedias (in other languages) meet us.
* Missing User Project :(
* Secret Thrice Society
* Prime direction
== Contests, competitions, and awards ==
* List of writing competitions: A list of all historical and ongoing contents on Uncyclopedia.
* Vote for awards, decorations, and honors: Users and nominated for & voted on to received one of many site awards.
* Foolitzer Prize: Honors the UnNews writers who have made great strides in satirical journalism (read: Fake news)
* Article Narrator of the Month: The winner is always Morgan Freeman.
* Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation: We don't use this anymore, because it was doubleplus ungood.
== Miscellaneous ==
* Donate: Give back in money what Uncyclopedia gives you in stupid.
* 10 things you did not know about us
* Answers to our FAQ
* A BASIC SHOWCASE OF WHAT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS AND HOW IT WORKS
* A citable source
* Accuracy: May contain inaccuracies.
* Admin banning tools
* Admin rank
* Administrators: Don't mess with them unless you want a bollocking.
* Anniversaries
* April Fools: Our past April Fools home pages.
* Arbitrary Committee
* Armory
* Proper Wiki Formatting
* Awards on Uncyclopedia
* Babel / Languages
* Bureaucrats: You REALLY don't mess with them unless you want a bollocking.
* List of new Uncyclopedians
* List of Uncyclopedias
* Incomplete list of Basic Articles
* Language templates: See also Babel
* Image use policy: Also see copyright.
* List of notable Uncyclopedians
* Media list
* Projects
* Rate Your Admins
* Semi-Annual Wikipedia Week
* Skype
* Sockpuppeteer of the Month
* Store
== Admins ==
* Admin Tools
* How to be an admin
* Maintenance
* Articles with insufficient links (category)
* SUPER SECRET Admin Page
== Forum ==
* Village Dump - Throw out your crap here!
* Forum:Ministry of Love - Where you can show your hate love for Big Brother. And complain to the admins here.
* Forum:Pee Review - Need help from your peers? Let us shower you with advice and that yellow stuff.
== Other ==
* Chat (IRC) - Our online chat system. Discord is better though.
* [ Discord] - Our Discord server.
* CHECK THE PAGE HISTORY, GODDAMNIT: Those who don't know history are condemned to repeated it.
* Comeback of the Year: Don't call it a comeback.
* Complaints Department, presided over by Lori Beth Denberg.
* Containment Policy
* Content Disclaimer: Uncyclopedia will not be held liable if you disagree with this disclaimer. All of us do. It's why we left Wikia in 2013.
* Copyrights, Copylefts, Copymiddles, etc.
* Create an account: Distinguish yourself from IP vandals with a name!
* Create an article: Create an article. Help Uncyclopedia.
* Logos: Our logos, used throughout Uncyclopedia.
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Timeline
Top 10: The top 10 articles on Uncyclopedia every year.
Foreign Office: Where other Uncyclopedias visit us.
Uncyclopedia:Translators available
True Facts and Other Deleted Prose
Uncyclomedia UnCommons
UnDroid (deprecated)
Projects
UnProject Internal Consistency in Uncyclopedia
UnSignpost
Useless Gobshite of the Month
Useless Gobshite of the Year
User Subpage
Userboxes
Userspace
Vigilance Week
Watchmaker
Welcoming Committee
What You Can Do on Uncyclopedia
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Uncyclopedia:Writer of the 5.5 Years
Writer of the Month Award
Writer of the Year Award
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