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I finally got a job, woohoo! Some place called the spagheti factory was hiring, and I need some money, it was like, $300 a week! Just for looking over some stupid restaurant? Yes please! My shift starts next monday, I sadly got the graveyard shift, working 1:00 AM through 9:00 AM. Oh well, money is money.
== Day 1 ==
My first day wasn't bad, they introduced me to the place and sat me down in my office where a bunch of monitors were present. No real activity went on, besides some bugs that crawled around my office.
== Day 2 ==
Not too bad, I did see a leftover plate of spagheti however, it seemed a little strange since they usually clean up all the plates by the time they close. I shrugged it off, it looked pretty tasty.
== Day 3 ==
This night was a bit frightening, some crazy woman came up to the door and started shouting: "I NEED SPAGHETI, I NEED SPAGHETI". I told her we were closed, and she stood there for another 10 minutes before finally deciding to leave. I did see a little packet in her pocket though, it was probably drugs.
== Day 4 ==
My only friend that worked there died, he was apparently strangled to death while in the kitchen when working next to the spagheti pots. His funeral is in a week.
== Day 5 ==
I am hearing strange noises now, it is freaking me out. I hear this thing that sounds like ayy lmao in a very distant voice, the voice is indistinguishable, there was also a mountain of spagheti in the kitchen. They never pile the spagheti, only put them in different pots.
== Day 6 ==
Tomorrow is my last day working there, and I am glad. That spagheti mountain has gotten bigger and bigger, and starts to take on a human like shape, I will see what happens.
== Day 7 ==
I have no idea what is happening, the spagheti mountain just flopped over, and is beginning to take shape. The spagheti sauce is now hyper-realistic blood, and it has developed hyper-realistic eyes. It is walking upstairs, it knows where I am. I guess this is the last time I write in this diary, or do anything. I should have just quit yesterday, shit, it's getting closer. If anyone finds this, tell my family I
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Category:Jornel
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Huge Balls

A vent... I hate my huge balls. Whenever I try to run, they swing and slap me hard on the ass. Whenever I piss, the other guys in the bathroom stare at them. So today, I tried to put a bra on them to keep them in place. It was going well, until I took my pants off to change for gym. All the other boys noticed, and started to point and laugh. And then, one guy started to chant "Big balls! Big balls! Nananananana!". Within twenty seconds, the whole locker room had joined in. By the time gym was over, the rumor had already spread. People kept bumping into me in the hallway and saying "Whoops! Sorry tittyballs!". I'm crying onto my keyboard right now... I don't think I can do this anymore.
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Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Hugglemonster.mov

We all know the show "Henry Hugglemonster" right, well this TRUE STORY you will see will probably rot your mind out.
There was this episode I saw on , and in the guide shows a lost episode of Henry Hugglemonster. So I started to watch it with my nephews and nieces coming down to watch it. The episode started like this. First, it shows a little boy walking down the streets. He falls into a hole, and ends up in the town called Roarsville. He was so excited he wants to meet every one in Roarsville. It shows a yellow monster named Henry wanted to play, but when he saw the little boy exploring the town, something went off a lot. His eyes start to turn black and red with blood tears coming out of it, he started point at the little boy, saying "YoUuuUuUuUu.........". He runs to him and starts to eat his face off literally. I fell out of my seat and started to get shocked on what I just saw. 
A group of 5 men had also fell into the whole, and sees a bunch of other monsters playing. One of them pulled out a gun and started to shoot. A green and blue monster start to get scared, but then their eyes start to bleed like Henry's. The group of men were really shocked they tried to get out of Roarsville, but there was no hole found. A few monster kids start to see the men and also start to flip out like Henry. The monster kids chase down the group of men fast, and they push them to the ground, and here comes the extremely disturbing part. The monster kids take their hearts and lungs out of the men's bodies and start to play with them, then swallow them. They also rip their skin out and drink the flesh out of the remains. My nephews and nieces start to scream and run to my bedroom. I continued to watch the whole thing. 
Henry pops out of nowhere, and said to the screen hyper realistically "Don't be afraid kids, remember, Hugglemonsters always find a way!". Then the there was static in my TV like nobody would expect it to be. The lights went off, and my nephews and nieces were screaming. When the lights turned back off, I saw a hole in the wall, and a bloody text in my window saying "Look upstairs.." like what it said on the TV. I went upstairs and saw my nephews and nieces' CORPSES ON MY BED. When I heard something on the background, I turned and saw a blood covered Henry, saying in a G Major voice to me, "Wanna play with me...". He crawled towards me and sang that stupid fucking quote "Hugglemonsters always do what's right....".
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Category:Pointless Violence
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Category:File Extensions
Category:TRUE STORY
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Hulk Smoke's Weed

One day, Hulk was Running along the street, destroying everything around him, when suddenly he see Snoop Dogg in the corner, Snoop Dogg delivers to him a magic and wonderful thing called: "WEED".
Hulk took the weed and begin to smoking it, in a few seconds, he began to see everything multicolored, the cats were flying, the people were shining and he was changing color.
First, he began to become red, then gray and finally he were multicolored.
Hulk began to run and all he see become shit. All the people that was surrounds Hulk become shit.
Hulk do a hyper realistic jump and goes to the sky, meanwhile he was there he yell's: "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY", later, he towars the soil and become shit.
Some hours later, Hulk raise and steal CJ jetpack , he light it and goes flying away, minutes later, the petrol end's and he went away to the shit.
Hulk awake and goes to Snoop Dogg house, he stole all the weed and he smoke it all. Hulk obtained hiper realistic powers and began destroying the whole shit that existed in the city, till there was nothing left.
Finally, Hulk invite all his friends to a hyper realistic party with much weed and bullshit.
UPDATE!!!!111
NEWS!!!111
In only one hyper realistic day, Hulk have destroyed all the city.
In these days, he dissapear, but some people said that they see him.
The only thing that have been confirmed is that Hulk is running somewhere, destroying all, becoming multicolored and smoking weed.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
Hung on my Prostate

Well what it was was this little metal thing with two swirly hooks on either end. It was holding my ureter in place because they had to remove part of it to excise a tumor. Once it healed they removed it, and normally it's supposed to be just an uncomfortable process to have it removed. But not so for ol me. They ran this camera with a hook on it up into me, which was uncomfortable but not super painful. Then they went through the sphincter of my bladder which was a bit painful, but still, not a huge deal. Then they hooked onto the metal thing and started to slide that baby out when BAM. Sumbitch got lodged between a calcium deposit (which was basically a kidney stone) and, of all things, my prostate. Which I didn't even know was accessible via that route. So the urologist is yanking on that sumbitch and I'm praying for death. She's apologizing the whole time, but she sees me turn white and she stops and says she'll get me into surgery. They took me back there and knocked me out for it and I woke up with a blood filled catheter bag but was otherwise no worse for wear. Weird experience though. 3/10 would not recommend. And it was 3 only because the urologist's assistant was hot
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Hungry Gary

It was a beautiful day for me to buy a house, it had everything i wanted, i went to look at the basement of the house until i found a vhs tape i decided to get it hidden to take it home because i had a vhs camera but I Didn't Have Any VHS Tapes I Talked To The Guy Selling The House What I Would Decide Next Before Buying The House,I went to my house and got the VHS machine and put it to work.
The Episode Name Was:Hungry Gary.Well it must have been an episode of Gary I started watching the episode was SpongeBob at his house getting ready to go to work, he got ready to go until he left the house and forgot to feed Gary.He Was Hungry And Decided To Go For Food But There Was Nothing To Eat So Until The Episode Crashes And A Neptune Moon Appears And Turns A Fish Into A Normal Fish
Wait I've Seen This Moon In An Episode
Continuing Gary Saw This Fish But Didn't Know What It Was But He Was So Hungry He Decided To Eat Anyway, Wait Did Gary Like It?
I Don't Get How Gary Liked It?
Gary was glad to have eaten that, until the episode goes dark and SpongeBob goes home and remembers to feed Gary then desperately runs home but Gary wasn't there after that Episode Focus on Krabs And It Looks Like Gary Along With Him Gary Was Still Hungry And How Pleasure He Was To Have Eaten A Fish Then The Episode Crashes And Gary Appears Eating The Krab That Scene Was Horrible
The episode crashed again and only went in parts of Gary eating other fish, Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick and Etc.No Food Gary Eats Himself Until There's Nothing Left And The Episode Ends.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Hungry Pumkin 2: Room for Dessert

As soon as I heard that spooky sound, I ran for my life. I could hear his tiny footsteps as I yelled for help, nobody could hear me. Then, I saw the monster. I then threw myself out the window. "No! I don't want that!" he demonically said. With the help of EVIL PATRIXXX, he flew and landed right in front of me. "I'm very hungry!" he shouted. I was trapped, hope was lost...
But what if hope not lost?
Suddenly, I saw a pumkin factory right next to me, I ran right in the entrance, Hungry Pumkin following. I ran right next to the conveyor belt where it leads to a giant machine made to smash pumkins. As I backed up against it, almost falling on it, he said as he gave me the finger "Give me the lube!" One of the employees heard and went to see who said that, but then, Hungry Pumkin pushed him on the conveyor belt where his whole body was smashed, leaving nothing but flattened skin, guts, and a lot of blood. I then saw a vent and tried to escape, but Hungry Pumkin suddenly appeared on the other side of the vent and I screamed and went out. I ran and tripped on a lube, and then a idea popped! He said "Give me the lube!" before. My idea was brilliant, I threw the lube on the conveyor belt and screamed to the Hungry Pumkin "Here's you fucking, sexy, hot, lube!" Hungry Pumkin went up on the conveyor belt and held on to the lube, little did he know he was going to be smashed to death.
He then realized what was happening, and as soon as he looked back at me, I gave him the finger, his last words were: "No! I don't want tha-", justice was served that day. Now, he was just a very flat pumkin. I grabbed all of what was left of him as a trophy. I slept sound asleep as it was very late. But I was soon awaken by a feel. I felt a gentle tap on my right shoulder. "Give me your mom!"
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Hurr hurr: Teh moveiy

"NOW THEN...  So I made the AIDS casting call, so now I am making my own movie too! For the sake of competition, I made one especially on retards that I am calling the "HURR HURR!!! the Movie" ! I am  being THOUGHTFUL Because now I can show "Nathan" off to the public like a freak show! Every movie has at least ONE retard in it....this has ALL OF THEM!!! Every actor/actress is GUARANTEED to be a retard, except for those from Metokur and ED, and those who make fun of "Nathan" XD... So this is my cast so far:
Mariana Hanks as "Nathan Forester"
Rebecca Clark as "Tartlet Tard", and a.k.a. "Assburger Girl"
All of Mariana's sockpuppets
Rosie Palm and all 5 of her sisters
Mr. Hands
$Stykera as HIMSELF
DG as SATAN himself
Habermann as "First Truth"
H-Bomberguy as "Second Truth"
Cleo as "Metokur Chic"
Metokur Chimera as Himself
Jim Carrey as "that fucking bird"
Steve Martin as "that fucking cat"
Andria Kilgore as "Psycho Nazi An Hero"
Shamoosh as "That girl with the cute raccoon hat"
Midnight-Oyl as "The Truth"
Nathan F clones as more Nathan F clones
Hoodeedoo as "online petition troll"
LMTE as "Metokur Pimp"
Rents as "the Werejohncandy Tamer" and "Nathan F's Boyfriend"
And that poor depressed raccoon girl that Werekatt did unjustice to...
Everyone else gets to do whatever the hell they want, crash the set, make up their own names, kill the pet pikachus, or make Nathan and Rebecca walk the plank on the pirate ship.  Oh, and did I mention for our Preview Dinner, we are having freshly grilled Pikasteaks, mashed potatoes, an all-you-can-eat salad bar, dessert bar, green eggs and ham, marshmallows, mushrooms, roasted Jim Carrey birds and Leg of Werejohncandy!!! It's like a crazy buffet night, we can reherse and then go home full of this crap...
Like Mariana does every day! She is still full of shit even as I write moar shit for her to swallow. OPEN WIDE."
She openly admits that the movie was terrible and an excuse to make people feel sorry for her when her delusions always made her out to be innocent when she really was psychotic and evil,  she didn't like it...she hated it...she loahted Nathan and wanted to kill him.
Rents died in 2011 due to complications....they couldn't find anything to replace his heart.
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Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
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Hush, My Little Darling

Hush, it is the day , yes we know. It is the same, it goes to show.
Hush my darling, the weather is fine, the birds are chirping the sun sun will shine.
Hush my little darling, no need to struggle, don't need to try to make the gears on your car toggle.
You can't run, as fast as I can, you can't see me, but soon you'll understand.
Wrapping my arms around you, all up tight, soon you are in for a wonderful fright.
At the end of this page, my message waits, for all those who took the bait.
Thank you for your time, but don't fret, how my hands are all covered in grime.
Can't run now, it is too late. Don't need to worry about those paper's you need to collate.
The crows will be flying, while you are left dying. Maybe you should have listened, there was a reason the trees bristened.
Dear reader, the above is a carving found in a well, a body was found there, with his hand ripped off and placed over his mouth, which had been sown shut.
No suspects have been found.
Remember... you should listen to those who have experience...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Shortpasta
Hush a bye Mountain

As the cart came, I was jumping up and down. I could finally ride "The Panther's Mountain" And it was said to be the best ride in all of America! I got in and I had a massive smile on my face. But I got really excited when the cart took off. "Calm down," my girlfriend said, not looking as excited as I was. I could tell she didn't want to go on the ride in the first place.
In the ride there was volcanos erupting fake lava and robotic animals walking around in a plastic rainforest. I was really annoyed until we went up the railroad. It took atleast 2 minutes to get up it, but when I looked at the fall, I froze.
We were just over 800 Feet up. I gaged as the cart swang back and forth, and finally, the cart went at top-speed, crashing down.
My head flung back as the cart zoomed down the track, then, it was silence. I opened my eyes and my girlfriend wasen't there. I was just slowly moving in an empty cart, ahead of me, though, I saw another cart, but it also had one person in it. When our carts crashed together I tapped the "person" in the back, then, he looked at me.
He had a horrible grinning smile, had red skin, grey eyes, and black scruffy hair. Our carts started going forwards again, gaining speed, and the "creature" infront of me just laughed. I felt like I was in Hell! Though the creature stopped laughing and waved a hand.
"Hush.." it said, "hush and let your bad thoughts be gone." I couldn't believe it, but I actually listened to the creature and I felt happy when the cart went over a 2,000 foot drop. Suddenly when the cart was about to hit the ground, (and probably kill me) I got woken up by my girlfriend. "You were moving strangely in your dream and I decided to wake you up, after 10 minutes," she said, looking happy to see me awake. I returned a smile to her and told her all about my bad dream. When I explained it to her she told me to come to Mcdonalds with her, which I did, but still to this day, I keep hearing in my ears those horrible words: "Hush a bye Mountain."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Dreams
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Hyper-Realistic

One hyper-realistic morning, I opened my hyper-realistic eyes, only to find that my hyper-realistic sheets had been torn off my hyper-realistic bed and strewn about my hyper-realistic room. I decided, with my hyper-realistic brain, to hyper-realistically jump out of my hyper-realistic bed to find the cause of this, only to hyper-realistically notice that when my hyper-realistic feet hyper-realistically touched the hyper-realistic carpet, it was damp.
Looking down with my hyper-realistic eyes, I saw that it was covered in hyper-realistic blood. I opened my hyper-realistic mouth to scream, but hyper-realistic blood started to pour out, and my hyper-realistic eyes became filled with hyper-realistic blood-tears. Due to a massive loss of hyper-realistic blood, I died, and then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out.
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Hyper-realistic blood

Why does Pokemon have such a weird way of numbering episodes?
Well, I'll tell you.
Back when I was 9 I got Pokemon for Christmas.
I expected to get the Red version, but to my surprise I got a Hyper-Realistic looking version called Blood.
The Cartridge had a Charizard bleeding with the word blood at the bottom.
I was too excited and just shrugged it off and started my adventure.
When I was naming my trainer and Gary it would only use the name Blood, no matter what I typed.
I finally got in game, there was blood everywhere, Hyper-Realistic blood.
Soon my gameboy started leaking blood and the game turned off.
I couldn't believe what I was seeing with my Hyper-Realistic eyes.
I threw it outside at the nearest Hyper-Realistic trashcan I could find.
To this day I still haven't heard or seen about it ever again.
But I still have the picture of the cartridge.
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Category:Satire
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Hyper Realistic Story

I was on my hyper realistic computer typing on my hyper realistic keyboard, when all of the sudden a hyper realistic pop-up came onto my hyper realistic computer screen. The message said, "Play this hyper realistic video game, or else you will lose your hyper realistic guts." I thought about it with my hyper realistic mind, and I clicked the pop-up.Then I was taken to a hyper realistic download screen and was shown a hyper realistic text box saying, "Download." I clicked it with my hyper realistic mouse and I had to wait 3 hyper realistic minutes for the hyper realistic file to be finished. When it was finished, I found out that the hyper realistic file had the hyper realistic game of Sonic.exe. When I opened the hyper realistic file, a hyper realistic scream came out of my hyper realistic speakers. I covered my hyper realistic ears. When the hyper realistic sound stopped, I uncovered my hyper realistic ears. When I saw my hyper realistic computer screen again, I saw a hyper realistic Sonic with hyper realistic blood, coming out of his hyper realistic eyes. He had a hyper realistic smile and saw his hyper realistic teeth. He was pointing with his hyper realistic hands, two hyper realistic choices, "Yes or No." I chose yes, and my hyper realistic brain exploded and hyper realistic blood came out of my hyper realistic head. And a hyper realistic Sonic doll came out of my hyper realistic computer screen, smiling with his hyper realistic teeth.
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