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BLOOD

I was walking down the street, when all of a sudden I fell and cut my hand. Like 59 gallons of blood came out and flooded my town and everyone died. But the skeletons fought back. The twist is they did NOT pop out.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Skeletons
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Shortpasta
BLOOD.EXE

So this one time i found a game called blood and when i opened it there was blood on the disk. I didn't think to much of it and put it into my bloody computer. the was one bloody file called blood.exe. I opened it and the main menu was covered in blood. I then played the bloody game but only had one ability blood which made me bleed in real life with a blood doll.
Stop over using blood it's not creepy if done wrong
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:File Extensions
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
BLOODSHOT

I'm Kiki and I'm the target of bullies who almost beat me to death. One day I was walking when one of the bullies went up to me and stabbed me. I fell over. He started ripping my clothes up, I screamed, but no one was there. I broke the bully's arm, took the knife, and stabbed him in the stomach. Blood gushed on my face and my arms. I ripped the bully's eyes out and he screamed, so I stabbed his neck so he couldn't speak. He fell over and the blood gushed all over the street. I walked to one of the other bullies, jumped on him, and stabbed him in the eye bunch of times. I laughed. Then I woke up. It was a dream... OR WAS IT?
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
BLOODY WALLS

I came home from work, and I noticed my nephews were taking a bath. I think they were like 5 or 6, And my dog died c That really happened on 2011. Unfortunately, I kept seeing ghosts in the mirrors or unidentified monsters. Also, I've been planning for making some Hamburgers on the grill and side that with chips. Yummmmy.
What I noticed about the walls were a little bloody, with a bloody pentagram. I couldn't understand the words. They were Russian or maybe Ukrainian, But I noticed while eating dinner the walls were getting more bloody.
I quickly grabbed a kitchen knife from the table. I saw that monster. That monster. His eyes were red, and had claws on one hand. He held a knife in his other hand, and it's head was bloody. Also, he had one leg. I stabbed him while charging for his left eye. He clawed my hand while I was ready to attack at full force. Then I grabbed his ass and killed him. I threw his dead body outside the window while it was raining hard.
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
BLOOOOOOOD (Kirby Story)

So, I was walking outside into an alley, I look in the trashcan hoping to find some fried chicken and rotten watermelon. Instead, I found this old ass game called Kirby Super-Star for the SNES, I was all like Damn, son, I gotta play this shit! I went home after my garbage searching, put the game into this old piece of shit, and started playing. The music was distorted, blood was coming from Kirby's eyes, and the start was made into 666. I pushed it and it blood leaked from my t.v., it poured all over my living room, making a pool and all I heard was 666 and Kirby making that dumb shit noise; HIIIIIII. Then I died and turned into a giant 666 made from blood. This is a true story.
Category:Im died
Category:Vidya games
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
BLUES CLUES : ZE EPIC MOVIE SHEQUEL Bigger Longer and Uncut The Electric Boogaloo Sponge out of Water On The Run NEW Funky Mode & Knackles

The game was scary, but at least it didn't happen in real life. The End. OR IS IT? IF YOU HAVE SENSES, READ ON WHILE THERE IS STILL TIME. Jimmy Neutron comes to Zim and tells him there's an actual Blues Clues movie in theaters. He says that they have pizzas with sodium chloride if they want so the go to the theater. The Paramount logo shows up, but it's from 1999, no movements, no stars, no nothing, no byline, just sitting there, motionless. After 16 seconds, the Nick Jr logo appears, it is normal, but at the bottom it says movies. Spongebob doesn't know that the movie will get to him, soon... Because of the movie, Zim has to stay inside the house for the rest of the day. He decides to make a Blues Clues-themed room. He says, they will be suprised! Back at the theater, the movie plays as normal until the first clue comes up. The first clue is to stab Carl. Carl is at the movie theater, and then when the kids find Carl, Carl gots stabbed by an unknown entity, and Carl died fecefully. Spongebob cries a little, and Jimmyboy moves outta the theater. Mr. Biddles gets scared because he thinks that the killer is still there, and he calls the police. Then, the movie ends, and the credits roll. Then after the logos, Steve pops up and says I'm gonna get yall in 10 damn years, and the show is over. Spongebob is scared shitless. He cries all the way home, and doesn't leave his basement. 10 years later, somehow surviving, Spongebob holds a gun. He then tries to shoot Steve when he comes to Spongebob, but Steve dodges the damned thing, and then Steve eats him then shits him out. The end. Also, Knuckles appears and says do you know da way and the pasta ends.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Memes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Wall of Text
BOLAR TODO

Name:
>> Tim
Password:
>> *******
Connection successful.
>> hello
Users online are: Tim, Hothead7, AGrue, J0an. Last post: How to peel a potato in one cut. 3 users in chat.
>> chat
Tim has joined the chat.
AGrue: Which really doesn't work very well lol.
>> say Hey guys.
Tim: Hey guys.
AGrue: Howdy Tim.
J0an: Oh hey Tim got here.
>> say Anyone new?
Tim: Anyone new?
J0an: Nope just us four. Wish more people knew how to WWW.
>> say Lol
Tim: Lol
AGrue: Hey J0an where's hothead
J0an: Dunno, he said he was playing a new text game
Hothead7: INCOMIIIIING
Hothead7: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
J0an: Rofl
BOLAR TODO has registered.
BOLAR TODO has logged in.
Hothead7: Hey, who's the new guy?
Hothead7 has left the chat.
J0an has left the chat.
>> say Where's everyone going?
AGrue has left the chat.
>> say wtf
>> say whats with all the lag
Connection failure. Goodbye.
Name:
>> Tim
Password:
>> *******
Connection successful.
>> hello
Users online are: Tim, BOLAR TODO, Hothead7, AGrue, J0an. Last post: . 0 users in chat.
>> read
Read what?
>> read " "
No such post.
>> read #last
(title cannot be displayed)
(content cannot be displayed)
Last editor: BOLAR TODO
>> activity BOLAR TODO
Reading page: J0an.
>> hello
Users online are: Tim, BOLAR TODO, Hothead7, AGrue, J0an. Last post: . 1 users in chat.
>> chat
Tim has joined the chat.
>> say Hello?
Tim: Hello?
J0an: Tim, come play with us.
J0an has left the chat.
>> sadffg
Command not recognized.
>> exit
Tim has left the chat.
>> activity J0an
Reading page: Tim.
These records were taken from the young man's large, archaic computer, which was still active when it was found. In the interest of energy conservation, it was turned off after the data's extraction. Traces of blood were found on the monitor, but a matching body was never identified.
The officer who supplied me with this information claims that as he was reaching to shut down the computer, another message appeared on the screen. His finger hit the power button before he could see what the message was.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

I was in the shower, home ALONE, and THEN I GOT OUT. i DEscicccccdid 2 masturbate SOs I did.
Then LATRE I went to my friend's house and he was watching The Big Bang Theory, AND LISTENING TO DON'T STOP ME NOW by QUEEN, and playing minecraft (Herobrine wuz pooping in his avatar's house). And then HE was like
"Bro, how did u get in? And how do u know where I live?"
aND I wuz like "Dude, CHIIL, OR I'LL STAB harry potter." he didn't bother me anymore.
AnD THEN i whent on his SEXbox and played POKEMON CURSED GAME 0.Pi. I heard about it on Creepypasta Wiki, cause I love scary stuff, and bought it on Ebay after Doing A hard Ritual that involved going to Antarctica and watching my house on Big Brother. I got naiked and played. Then, when I was halfway through I figured out something was wrong, aside from that his parents had arrived and wanted to watch Spongebob. iT WAS that i remembered that everyone who played that game was killed. THEN I GOT SCARED. I DECIDED TO GO HOME AND SLEEP.
THEN i WOKE UP at midday, and looked at The Mirror. I was shocked when I saw IT:
"THE LETTER "J" NOT USED ANYMORE" That scared me. How did today's newspaper get into my bedroom?
Then I went online and looked up Candle Ack. THEN I WAS KIDNAPPED AND SENT A LINK THIS TO MY FRIEND on Facebook. I hope this doesn't annoy him. HE'S SOMETIMES KIND OF MEAN. OH SHIT, WHY DID I TYPE THAT? hE'LL reAd it and get well pissed; that Bad language won't help either. aNYWAYS, even though i was meant to be kidnapped I went to school AND THEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT! then it turned out I was you all along, and you read the first word of every paragraph to reveal a hidden message.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:English Class Failure
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
BOO BERRY LOST VHS

Hello fello booberrians, I bring you a story from march 1989, my child hood, it was at that time i was a boo berry fanatic. I was tenn years old, and i 8 the cereal for breakfest, lunch and dinner, heres where the story got roughf, after eating the cereal strate for 2 months, i went to the docter. The docter gave me bad newz that my bloodsugar level was not normal and that i had diabetees, that ment i could never eat my precous boo berry ever agan. i sat there and cryed my eyes out, on the car trip home i stood looking at my last evar box of the delisous suger filled cereal and i realeyezed that the boo berry was more than a cereal with a fuck ton of suger, it was a blood oath.
almos a yeer later, i opened my brother hood where i folloed the path of the boo berry, everyone rushing to worship the beinng that is boo berry and only eat boo berry cereal. what did i eat?, i never ate anything, i lost ovher 130 pounds and i felt dead inside without the cereal in my blood, every sekond without boo berry was a second i did not wanna live with. it hurt alot, i would talk to a voice in my head that i belived to bee boo berry itself, it toled me "no remorce, bring blood, and death, and never forgife any1. it was far from the end.
im going to try too update every day and i will tell you the res, good night.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Shortpasta
BRVR vs. Stoat

BRVR the evil Pikachu came out of the TV. "PIKA PIKA!!!" He screamed, which meant "I'M FREE, CUNTS!" Then he sang a song for 5 minutes. Then Stoat came out of nowhere and bit BRVR's foot! Stoat was clawing and clawing, and scratching and clawing at BRVR, trying to kill him! However, BRVR used Thunder Smash and wrecked Stoat's shit up! 
==Chapter 2==
BRVR chased after Stoat while singing about it. Then BRVR prepared a SUPER THUNDER SMASH SUPREME ULTIMATE POWERFUL POWER ATTACK! However, it was cut short by Stoat using Tackle and then his signature move Stoat Gun! He shot BRVR in his little whore mouth and then BRVR almost died but then he realized that he wasn't a real boy and therefore couldn't die! but then he realized that was stupid and then he did.
==Chapter Last==
You can see Stoat today in videos like 30 Monsters, and.
THEND.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Pokemon
Category:BATTELS
Category:Shortpasta
BUGS VirUs

OK, so back in January 2004, I started up my computer. I looked up Zelda Mario. I found a game called Zelda and the mushroom of Luigi. It seemed bad. I downloaded it. It was weird. The file was called "Mario and Zelda Scheme". But on the title screen said "Zelda and the Mushroom of Luigi" just like the link. I pressed play and Mario popped up and shook his anus at the screen. And I got a blue screen. I restarted my computer and instead of Windows logo at the beginning, It said BUGS is in here, yeah.
And I got another blue screen, but it was red and instead of saying:
IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL it said BUGS_INFECTION_COMPLETION.
I was frightened. Then Mario's head came up and got closer and closer. Then it said "system32 terminated". And it said "Thanks to the BUGS VirUs program, all your computer's programs will now be the Zelda and Mario game." and then my computer's motherboard spurted out of the PC and hit me in the balls.
I looked at the motherboard and in small letters it said "Go get a new computer, douche." and I did. I never searched Zelda Mario again.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Baby Gene

Putting the "Baby-Gene" and several other toys in the bag she thought to herself "She wont need these anymore, she's 8! She over baby-dolls!" Walking to the garbage can she put the garbage bag full of old toys inside and placed the lid on it then walked back up the drive-way leaving the can on the curb..."What ya doing Mommy?" her daughter asked as she met her in the doorway. "Nothing sweety".
Shutting the door behind her she sat down at the kitchen table to eat her breakfast with her 8 year-old, as she sat scanning through the classifieds she heard as the garbage truck stopped at her curb... 
later that day as she returned home from work she walked back out to the curb and carried the empty trash-can back inside where she then kicked off her shoes, switched on the t.v. and started to relax after a hectic day at work... 
laying down that night she drifted off to sleep but, jumped when she heard a loud *THUNK* wich waked her, she got out of bed and walked to the top of the dark stairway, stairing down the stairs she finally got up the nerve to take a couple more steps *THUNK* there it was again.. tip-toeing down the stairs she walked round the corner cautiously into the kitchen...
there 3 feet away sat the garbage tipped over with the lid on the floor.... She then placed the can back upright and put the lid back on it wondering how it had tipped over.
 
Checking all the rooms she walked into her daughter's room and saw her sleeping soundly in her bed, releaved that her daughter was safe she turned to walk away stumbling over something, she looked down to see at her feet sat the very doll that she had thrown away only hours ago "Wanna play?" it said like all "Baby-Gene's" said when children squeezed them..
it took her by suprise as she thought to herself "What?! How did that get here?" NOW VERY CONFUSED she placed the doll at the foot of her daughter's bed and walked towards the door, taking one last glimpse into her daughter's room to make sure it wasn't some sorta mirage.. Then "Baby-Gene" voiced these very words: "Your not to old to play are you?" the childs voice asked in anticipation as she arose to her plastic feet.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Baby Looney Tunes - grave.mp4

Do you all remember the Baby Looney Tunes Show that had DVD's selling everywhere? Well i was skating outside, Just vibing to music, And i Bumped into a trash can. And in one of the items, was a Baby Looney Tune's DVD. I was like: "I used to watch this show... I would like to watch an episode again!".
i took the DVD to my house. And i put the disk in. And when the episode selecter showed up. I saw a episode called: "Grave.mp4". I was confused, no episode like this aired on TV... So i clicked it... And the episode starts. It started off with the normal intro. Then It got Distorted Near the end of the intro. I was unnerved from the sound of the distorition from the intro. So i kept watching, It started off with Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny having a conversation, And strangely, one of them said: "Some of our friends will be in thier grave soon". And Bugs Bunny was confused. He didn't know what that meant. And then a "1 DAY LATER" and after that appeared. Thier Grandma was standing and crying over a grave that said: "R.I.P Birdly" and "R.I.P Daffy Duck".
This went on for 2 and a half minutes. after 2 and a half minutes Thier Grandma Became a murderer and had a gun in thier hand. The babies heard Grandma loading thier gun so they hid. Grandma Trys to hunt all thier babys, after 1 minute grandma find's Bugs Bunny, and shot him. And it cut to Bugs Bunnys dead body. A few seconds later loud screaming is played. And Grandma finds all the other babies at once and shot all of them, it cut to the other babies dead body's, with the distorted intro music. And then cuts to Grandma Hanging herself. And then it end's.
I am so traumatized by that episode, all the characters dying!?!?!?!? Why???
I contacted Warner Brother's about the episode. They said: "A hater broke in our corporation's and made this episode.". I hope they remove this episode called "Grave.mp4". So i can never watch it again.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Baby Shoes

Clip-Clop
Clip-Clop
Clip-Clop
Clip-Clop
THUNK
I told my mother not to bring home strange things. Does she ever listen?
WHAM
That's a firm no. Those were the sounds in this house after she bought a baby's cowboy boot at a thrift store and brought it home. She placed it in the hall, next to a foam skull. It was, after all, October.
I could hear the voice of a child at night as it would walk around in that hall. My bed was right against the wall, so I could hear every clop of its one boot.
It made such a funny noise because there was only one boot. The sound was the thing hobbling around wearing only one shoe. I mean seriously. Who buys only one shoe?
It wasn't just my imagination or a spot of mustard. When the hallway carpet started winding up, bunched up feet from where it was originally placed told me this specter was more of grave than gravy.
Finally, having had enough of the thing — and replacing rugs and picking up that skull — I had my mother put it in her room. This calmed the spirit like a charm. It's just now I wish we could do something about the ghost of the child who wears the bright red Mary Janes she bought yesterday.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Back from the Dead (The New HTF Episode)

Last night, I was cleaning up my room, when I came across a secret tape that said, "Happy Tree Friends" in sloppy handwriting. I decided to put it in my VCR and watch it.
The episode was called Back from the Dead. But maybe it's a creepier version of Remains to be Seen in my words. It is frequently mistaken for a bootleg episode, mainly because of the effects.
The Mondo Mini Shows ident began like it's always seen, except it was in fast motion.
The ordinary intro began, but instead of Remains to be Seen, it showed Back from the Dead. I thought that was just a glitch or an error. Anyways, the episode began like it always does, with the cute animals in their halloween costumes. Flippy was driving his truck, whistling. I could barely make out the whistling; it was muffled. The audio was back to normal, until Flippy crashed into all the other HTFs. Both the video and audio got messed up and distorted. There was a black screen for like 6 seconds, then the video came back to normal. The part where Lumpy buried Nutty was silent, or had no sound. The video was a turquoise color.
All the HTFs rose out of their graves as zombies, except there was static in the background. There was a black screen for 22 seconds, until Flippy's laugh. The laugh was slowed down, along with Handy's zombie moan, and the video was in black and white. After that part, the video was played in fast motion. The colors were flickering like crazy. It was almost as if the HTFs were having a seizure. The part where Lumpy was relieved was normal; there wasn't any effects applied to it. Then it cut to the paper ghost, except it was peircing loud. The credits began like they always do, but something wasn't right. The music was echoed.
I stopped watching it and I couldn't find it in the VCR anymore. I assumed nothing about it. I went back to my daily life. I heard rumors that the video was still not found and they did not know why it disappeared in the VCR. I am now trying to forget about it but it still haunts me every night and I still get flashes at night of the zombies and the effects. Well, this is the end of my story and I have nothing else to say. I hear they're still making new episodes.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Back to The Future Never Happened Theory

All of you have probably seen the famous 80's movie, "Back to the Future". It was an awesome movie, but deep down, we should know that none of this happened. During the Libyan scene, both Doc and Marty got killed off. That's right. Marty. When he died, he went to purgatory (1955), where he found Doc's ghost and partnered up to restore sins that happened when they were both alive. By the end of the movie, you can see that both Doc and Marty are in a restored 1985 (heaven). Now you know what really happened!
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:THERY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta