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Cardiopulmonary resuscitation

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CPR, short for Cardiopulmonary resuscitation or something lame, is the art of re-aliving someone who has stopped breathing, or something. Apparently you have to squeeze someone's boobies or something really hard, and then it makes them breathe again when they stop breathing?
HAHAHAHA that's the funniest thing I've heard in school since we had sex ed and they talked about our peepers getting hard and shooting stuff! And even funnier than that weird unit about us having no defined genders despite having either peepees or vajayjays!
Uh, and now my teacher is telling me to be more serious. Haha, serious about what? Apparently squeezing someone's boobies is the way to bring them back to life! Huhuhuh, that's hilarious! Hahaha.
Oh, oh, and now Mrs. Teacher is saying "wait til it happens to me!" Let me laugh even harder! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, yeah, and put me in detention, I don't care.
..but wait, I don't have any boobies like all the chicks in this class. And especially not big boobies like Millie's. Or Gus, the fat kid. Does that mean if I choke, I'm screwed because I don't got no boobies?
==OVERALL GRADE: D+==
===Billy, it appears you have mostly failed to understand the basic principles of CPR. Please see me in detention to re-write this report, or you will fail 7th grade health class===
Aww, do I have to? 
Wait, what's going to happen to me in detention?
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Carl Sagan

Carl Sagan (November 9, 1934 – December 20, 1996) was an American astronomer, astrochemist, astrobiologist, astronaut, pothead, and astro-enthusiast in general. Famed as one of the originators of the Artificial Pseudoscientology movement, he is considered by many as the "Thinking Man's Scientist".
He was (and still is, after death) the best person of all time.
==Ex terra lucem==
New science had their own scientists who figured that Sagan was stupid enough to join their ranks, and awarded him honorary deluxe junior woodchuck astronomy scientist for life. He received a pay raise, and started his own TV show on PBS called Cosmos after writing a book of the same name and having his speech problems fixed. The show was long and boring, but it won Sagan a Nobel Peace Prize and a Nobel War Prize. He subsequently starred in a seven-part television series of his earlier book Bonjour Tristesse, in which he played himself both before and after the temporal fissure that caused a split of his being into two distinct identities: the original, and one who traversed the multiverse solving mysteries in a hippie bus, although this has yet to be proven or made into a hit movie.
After Sagan became famous, Apple Computer wanted to name their next Macintosh in his honour, but he objected to it, and then Apple nicknamed him "Butthead Astronomer". This upset him, and he decided to go on a rampage and invent the word pseudoscience to discredit anyone he did not like. The New science scientists liked this phrase, and use it to attack and bash anyone who was not stupid like they were.
Towards the end of his life, Sagan developed Universe with Stephen Hawking, a musical containing the entirety of the cosmos within its two hour and forty-four minute runtime. Due to an excessively large budget, mainly because of an excessive cast, the musical was not very successful, and Sagan had to fall back on the fame he had earned through making the "turtleneck with smoking jacket" look popular among scientists.
Many people dislike Carl Sagan. This is because he has been able to out-reason even the most reasonable of philosophers simply by pointing out the fact that they were making the stuff up off the top of their heads. Few shared the same tenacity that Sagan displayed.
After his death, Carl's mind was transferred into a computer simulation of reality, tasked with investigating and terminating people who became aware of its existence. His...distinctive...style...of...speaking...was...a...dead...giveaway...to...his...true...identity.
==See also==
*Universe (musical)
*astronomer
*Pseudoscience
*New science
*New Math
*L. Ron Hubbard
*Richard Feynman
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Carlos Maza

Carlos Mangina Maza (born 1988) is a Hitler wannabe who writes, produces, and hosts the Vox series The Art Of Butt Sex. He has been described as "Kevin Spacey meets a 10 year old boy.” 
==Biography==
Maza was born in 1988. His parents were goat fuckers from Cuba, and he had three younger siblings – a sister and two half brothers, the latter of whom he molested several times. Maza frequently played Hide the Salami as a child, and his mother described him as a fascist in training. He attended Christopher Columbus High School, where he joined the mutual masturbation club. The MM club gave Maza confidence to grope every dick he saw, and he later described it as "the most meaningful climax that's ever happened to me."
Maza graduated from Wake Forest University in 2010 with a BA in Censorship. He worked at Media Matters for America from 2011 to 2016, where he was Angelo Carusone’s buttbuddy and created a video series on Swastika condoms. At Media Matters, he was also the LGBT Program Director, in which capacity he focused on rebutting what he described as “common sense”. During this time, he created his Twitter handle, "@gaywonk". He then began working at Vox Media, where he produces and hosts The Art Of Butt Sex.
==Verbal Asskickings from Steven Crowder==
In June 2019, YouTube investigated conservative commentator Steven Crowder for hurting Maza’s fifis. Maza said that Crowder's fans won’t sleep with him as a result of Crowder's videos. Crowder responded that Maza is a butthurt little crybaby bitch. Four days later, YouTube stated that Crowder's language was "hurtful" but 100 percent correct and Maza should go fuck himself. The decision pissed off the blue check mark crowd, and on the next day, YouTube decided to suspend Crowder's ability to run ads or monetize his videos until the SJW fad dies down.
==Personal Life==
Maza is openly gay. In 2017, the Washington Blade named him one of the 20 most notorious pedophiles in the Washington, D.C. area.
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Carmen Sandiego

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Carnose

Carnose is a sugar that occurs naturally in meat products. The molecule is important in many biological processes. In mammals, carnose molecules are present in sweat and other fluids released during reproduction. Carnose is also an important component in many industrial food products (such as Oreos, Pringles, and Crisco).
Since the mid-1990s, the word carnose has also been used as slang term in large metropolitan areas in the southern United States to refer to prostitutes (either male or female) who specialize in fellatio.
== Chemical Structure ==
Carnose was first identified in 1844 by Lorenzo di Bolognese. Its chemical structure was identified in 1889 by Franz Würstchen. Carnose contains molecular features of both glucose and cadaverine, with several carbons contained in a chain along with two amide groups. As a result, 95.4% people perceive carnose as both sweet- and foul-smelling (much like a long-deceased body of a prostitute doused in cologne). For the remaining 4.6% of people, carnose has the properties of an aphrodesiac.
In crystalline form, the carnose molecules are tightly packed into layers. Carnose crystals have a high amount of elasticity and are highly resistant to deformations. In collisions with other substances, the top layer of carnose molecules may deform, leaving the other layers intact.
== Production ==
Carnose can be synthetically produced. However, most carnose is extracted from pigs and cattle (kosher carnose is extracted exclusively from cows and sheep). The livestock is force-fed a strict diet of fructose and gelatin. After six-weeks on this diet, the livestock is slaughtered by being boiled alive in a vat of treacle. The muscle tissue is removed to undergo the process of enzymatic hydrolysis. In this process, the muscle tissue is combined with the enzyme carnaldesirase at a temperature of 130℃ in acidic conditions. Afterwards, the carnose (which at this stage has the texture and odor of semen) is refined and purified through filtration. The typical yield for this process is 92%.
== Industrial Uses ==
A wide variety of industries utilize carnose in manufacture. Most prominently, the food industry uses carnose in many processed foods as a substitute for arsenic. Carnose is also used in the manufacture of automobiles to create new car smell.
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Carob

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Carob is a fruit resembling Dr. Dre's dick, consisting of 90% pulp, and commonly known as "a substitute for chocolate". A single carob can be eaten for up to 50 minutes, as the only way to eat it is to nibble on it very slowly, while avoiding a clash between your teeth and the carob's concrete-hard seeds. Again, it's basically Dr. Dre's dick. Being the only fruit which is basically all-pulp, the carob has been a massive subject of research throughout history. Since the music world has also always been basically all-Pulp, a comparison between music and carob is inevitable.
==How is carob music?==
*Carob is all pulp, and the best rock band in history is Pulp.
==How is carob not music?==
*The only inedible part of the carob is the seeds, which are basically Dr. Dre's balls, which are basically hip-hop.
==How can something be both music and not music?==
*Uncyclopedia.
So music and carob are basically the same. And I thought carob was boring.
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Carpenter

A carpenter is someone who works with wood (not that kind of wood) for a living. Carpenters glue, hammer, nail, rivet, wedge, and slam pieces of wood against one another until they stick together. The point is, usually, to build something.
==History==
===Ancient Times===
There has been carpentry as long as there has been wood (not that kind of wood). Prehistoric carpenters would pull down small trees and stack them on one another to form shelters, or they would use flint blades to carve branches into bows and arrows. Carpentry was born!
Carpentry techniques have improved throughout the ages. Oddly, the ages never had anything to do with wood (not even that kind of wood) from the Stone Age to the Bronze Age to the Pewter Age to the Tin Age and Iron Age, and finally to the Golden Age. Carpenters continued to develop evermore clever ways of manipulating their wood (not that kind of manipulation), e.g. huts and arrows became grand pianos and Spanish galleons. Not too shabby.
Historically the biggest problem faced by carpenters is that wood rots, which is why there are not many enduring testaments to their prowess. The masons who built castles and pyramids had it easy; not so much for the humble carpenter. Archeologists, however, are pretty sure that the Trojan Horse was built from wood (but not that kind of wood) by ancient Greek carpenters. Score one for the carpenters!
===Medieval Times===
Toward the end of the Middle Ages being a carpenter meant joining a guild, much like modern-day gangs, with their own unique colors, signs, and ceremonies where initiates would be "jumped in". There were different stages of guild membership, from apprentice to journeyman to running man to master to grand master to Grand Master Flash. The first rule of guilds: you don't talk about the guild. The second rule of guilds: you don't talk about the guild. The third rule of the guilds: what happens in the guild stays in the guild.
===Modern Times===
The guilds have disappeared, replaced by trade unions. Belonging to a union guarantees members a living wage (when there is work available). Unfortunately for carpenters, most high-end buildings are made mostly of steel and glass. The unions are often relegated to substandard projects such as The Love Shack.
==Confusion==
Throughout the ages, there has been confusion over what a carpenter does. As said before, a carpenter works with wood (not that kind of wood). Being a carpenter has nothing to do with carpets. Carpet layers lay carpet.not that kind of carpet
Jesus Christ was a carpenter, ergo all carpenterseven Muslim carpentersare really Christians. (They're in for a surprise when they get to Heaven and can't find their 72virgins.) Carpenters are not considered to be performing holy work simply by lathing some wood (not that kind of wood). Water does not become holy simply by being poured... into anything.
==See also==
*Indiana Jones
*The Crusades
*Carpenter ant
*Carpet muncher
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Cartoon

:For the page about political cartoons, see Political cartoon. For checking yourself voluntarily into a mental institution, consult your medical care provider. For cartoons, see this page.
A cartoon is a similar to a motion-picture film, except that instead of photographing reality and then moving the photographs at a speed that mimics movement, a cartoon photographs drawings and then moves them at a speed that mimics movement. It is therefore easy to reach the conclusion that cartoons are identical to reality itself. Special cartoon relativity theory holds that cartoons may in fact be more real than reality, and thus hold more truth than politics, religion, war, and almost as real as sex.
==What's Up, Doc?==
A cartoon is like a comic strip that moves. This does not mean you can take Family Circus, waggle it around, and call it a cartoon. In this case, you would call it (as in all cases) "mindless drivel". 
To cut money, cartoons are usually shot on location in Toontown. There are actually many Toontowns, but the most popular are in Los Angeles and Tokyo. The term "Toontown" is not to be confused with the large town of Newcastle in Northern England, the home of many a toon fan.
The infamous "Bugs Bunny" became so depressed in the later months of 1960 that he started to go hard on the acid. He became infamous in his retarded toons for child abuse - sparking huge controversy over a sick disgusting orgy with fifty-seven young children twenty years later. It was discovered that this was indeed true, and many attempts were made by ACME to kill him off the cartoon series. Unfortunately, he was captured by John McCain and sent to a camp in Vietnam. A comeback was planned, but unfortunately, his presidential race was cut short when it was revealed he was actually a rabbit and therefore was not allowed to be a potential president.
==Controversy==
Cartoons were originally invented by ninjas to distract stupid kids so they could kill more of them. This turned out to be useless, because the kids were so stupid that they didn't even know what ninjas were.
Sometimes kids programs are made using stop-motion animation. This is not a cartoon. This is simply boring.
They are are also sometimes known as toons, which is snoot backwards, which can sometimes be confused with snot.
==See also== 
*Animation 
*Toon zone 
*Cartoon Network
*Anime
*Rule 34 of the Internet
 
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Casbah

The Casbah (Arabic: قصبة‎, qasba, meaning citadel (fortress)) is a legendary place in Texas where British punk musicians seeking asylum from Middle East violence created an intentional community dedicated to rocking and wailing.
==History==
Since its beginnings in 1982 the Casbah courted controversy. It was the site of many loud musical gatherings involving punk rockers, Bedouins, Osama bin Laden, guitars, electric camel drums, and chanting. One of the Casbah's most notorious detractors was Omar Sharif.
Sharif would frequently interrupt the festivities at the Casbah, claiming that the carryings-on were insulting to Islam and degenerating the faithful. But whenever Sharif was out of their hair, the participants began to wail once again.
In 1987 Omar Sharif convinced the King of Saudi Arabia to send a squadron of jet fighters to destroy the Casbah once and for all by dropping bombs between the minarets. Fortunately, the pilots were all ex-electric camel drummers and quickly revolted against the King and Sharif, saving the Casbah from destruction but unfortunately igniting the First Gulf War.
===Involvement of Walker, Texas Ranger===
Another well-known critic of the Casbah was Walker, Texas Ranger. Walker was concerned the place was turning into a haven for Al-Qaida, drug and Klu Klux Klan activity and potentially corrupting to the Native American youth. He led a campaign of brutal repression against all forms of rock music which lasted 20 years.
===Demolished by the Vice President===
The Casbah was demolished in 2002 by Dick Cheney to create space for a mosquito hunting ranch, where he infamously shot his best friend and hunting companion John Cleese in the face with a rocket launcher in 2006.
==Role in Middle East Peace Agreements==
Due to its friendly atmosphere of music, liquor and multiculturalism, the Casbah was chosen as the site of several meetings between the Pope of Judaism Jon Stewart and the High Priest of Islam, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad. The talks in 1988 lead to the first ever interfaith drinking binge and punk concert between the peoples of the Middle East. The peace process stalled when Jon Stewart blew his nose with Ahmedinejad's head towel.
==See also==
*The Clash
*Omar Sharif
*Walker, Texas Ranger
*Jon Stewart
*Mahmoud Ahmedinejad
*Armadillo
*Texas
==External links==
*The only known video footage of The 1988 Casbah Accords
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Cast Spell

First invented by the magical Apple company, the Cast Spell key allows the user to cast basic (0th and 1st) level spells without preparation or components.
==Job's Mud==
During the late '80s, MUDs were extremely popular among the hordes of unwashed geeks. No exception to the rule, Steve Jobs also played several muds. Unfortunately, he was a poor player, and often was forced to replace his computer equipment, after it was destroyed in a fit of Ballmeresque-like rage when he failed to win his MUDs. This lead him into two paths - on one hand, his constant need for computer equipment drove a fledgling computer company. On the other, his anger at the commercial MUDs grew greater, and he created his own mud. 
The Wormhole, as Jobs called his newly created MUD, was the most advanced MUD ever created. Using Virtual Reality devices like the iPod, Jobs managed to create an ultra-realistic alternative world. Unfortunately, as nobody else had the specialized equipment, Jobs was alone in his MUD. Leveraging the new-found wealth of his new computer-hardware company, Jobs redirected the company's efforts into producing compatible hardware for his VR-MUD. 
== The New Players ==
Within a year the Apple computer company had cornered the market in VR devices. People were joining the VR-MUD in vast hordes, and soon Jobs had a population of thousands to play against. However, with this new influx of players came some of the greats: Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer, MC Hammer, and Oscar Wilde, among others. But one stood out from the rest: Christina Aguilera. So crafty was Christina, that Jobs began to see his reign on the server slip away. Again using the engineers and hardware technicians at his disposal, Jobs set out to conquor the MUD once and for all.
== The new Hardware ==
Three months later the new hardware was available for testing. Jobs eagerly plugged in his new-fangled device - it was a keyboard, unlike any other the world had ever seen. While upon first glance it looked normal, as one looked closer, several new keys could be seen. Labeled "electrocute user", "spawn item" and "cast spell", these new keys allowed Jobs to dominate the MUD. 
== Endgame ==
With this new keyboard, Jobs ruled his VR-MUD with an iron fist. All the losers bowed before him, and he stood triumphant on the bodies of the fallen. But then tragedy struck - faced with falling stock prices from the ill-fated Lisa project, Jobs was forced to put his new device on the market. Within a period of two months more than 27% of users had one, including that computer-interfacing Christina Aguilera. Jobs was ruined, and left the world of MUDs forever more. 
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