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Clawliday Inn/IF-87.443

yo ur guys brain is like scrambled eggs its REAL weird in there lol. ok actually the hotel is dope tho but can only the shadows guys see us or can yall? like could ppl from other teams come visit if they wanted? asking fr a friend lol ur weird night manager couldnt give me a straight answer but maybe the goth witchy one knows. love u crabs thx fr the free jersey byeeeee
Clawliday Inn/IF-87.448

ok but srsly can we get a schedule fr the black hole games?? bc i keep missing them or popping into esme n i dont wanna sound desperate but its like way nice to have a body again lol. again not to sound desperate or anything but like having hands? do miss that. anyway sorry abt the ground out not sorry abt stealing home that one time love u crabs byeeeee
Clawliday Inn/IF-87.452

this was incredible!!! maybe consider dropping by the haunted malls there was a really fun guy there who went kinda “auuughghghgh!!!!!!” and then he was like “awauwauwuawhhhghhghg!!!!!!” yknow???? he was in an arcade machine he was cool!!! anyway yeah!!!!!!! claws up!!!!!!!!!!!! oh this is zi by the way <3
Clawliday Inn/IF-87.457

heyyy yall didnt tell us the black hole games were so COOL like what even WAS that??? can yall send us a schedule or smth bc i wanna come back fr another one of those (a home game if ur guy can swing it pls) i feel like my bones r gonna vibrate out of my skin lol this rules ANYWAY still love u crabs see yall soon byeee
Clawliday Inn/IF-87.458

Hey, Kennedy Loser! Luis Acevedo (is that how you spell it?) told me that Enid Marlow is hanging around Baltimore. Which, haha, I didn’t know that! Enid and I go way, way back. Sorry to be asking for a favor, but may I speak to Enid somehow? It’s very important to me that we have a talk :))) - Augusta Chadwell
Clawliday Inn/IF-87.460

i thought i was getting used to the ghosts but uhhhhhhhh lmao there was one floating past my doorway which i thought was fine so i walked by and then she grabbed my shoulder??? which i didn’t think ghosts could do?? she told me my firstborn child would be the end of me and advised me to go get birth control ?? experience was pretty good but i’m docking a star and a half for that sorry why are your ghosts corporeal
Clawricle

The Clawricle is the Head Coach for the Baltimore Crabs.
The nature of the Crabs coach has been the object of much speculation. The only confirmed details surrounded them are that they are known as "the Clawricle" and are stated to have the gift of prophecy. 
Some reports have alleged that the Clawricle was once a Little League coach who drowned in the Old Bay. This coach then found themselves resurrected at the pincers of the Olde One, their skin rotted, their hands replaced with pincers and their eyes replaced with pearls, a gift from the Mother Crab. 
Another tale has suggested the Clawricle is a shockingly a lobster, an immortal survivor of the Lobster War who discovered the slumbering site of Big Deborah. This lobster converted to crab kind and was announced the Clawricle to aid the Deep One's beloved Baltimore Crabs. 
There are also persistent rumours the Clawricle comes from a more material realm, where they were the sporting mascot "Crazy Crab", before travelling through The Snipping Gates of Brachyura into the immaterial realm. This journey is said to have resulted in "Crazy Crab" living up to their name but they do still have a gift for strategy. 
Baltimore Crabs public relations have staunchly denied rumours that the Clawricle is merely a king crab that Kennedy Loser has armed with a tarot deck.
Category:Baltimore Crabs
Category:Coaches
Clementine Steeplechase

is a player in the Shadows for the Atlantis Georgias, and has been with the team since the Descension.
==Official League Records==
Steeplechase joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Atlantis Georgias during the Descension.
During the , Steeplechase's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the blessing, resulting in Steeplechase becoming an and gaining the modification.
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Cleo Trebek

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Trebek was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 Elections, Trebek's Baserunning was boosted by as a result of the Jazz Hands' More Toes Amplification. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Climate Control

Climate Control and Weather Reports are two Ballpark Renovations introduced in the Semi-Centennial that control and change the game's Weather.
==Effect==
Climate Control is a Renovation that causes the weather to change every inning of a game, being pulled from the Weather Reports. The Weather Reports is read at the start of the inning, and are used to produce a new Weather condition based on a historical season. All observed weather reports have started with "A new Weather Report arrived from History", and continued with one of the following:
Weather Report 	Weather
A wave washed over the plane.	Reverb
Immateria flooded the plane. 	Flooding
Coffee Threes now. 	Coffee 3s
The Black Hole burped. 	Black Hole
A deafening noise rang. 	Feedback
The drain began to gurgle. 	Bloodrain
Birds swarmed the air. 	Birds
How exciting. 	Glitter
The Salmon started running. 	Salmon
Beans began to fly. 	Coffee
Coffee poured all over. 	Coffee 2
The sky darkened. 	Solar Eclipse
The small Sun rises. 	Sun .1
Numbers go up. 	Polarity
==History==
Climate control and Weather Reports first appeared in the Ballpark of the Vault Legends, the ILB Historical Preservation Site. This Ballpark hosted the ILB Semi-Centennial game, which was scheduled to last 50 innings. 
==Trivia==
*Climate Control is also the name of a Decree from Season 18 that failed to pass - although the Decree was meant to allow players to build weather reducing Ballpark Renovations
Category:Ballpark Modifications
Clockworm

==Appearance==
A fully metallic creature that takes the form of a many segmented worm. Their exteriors are usually composed of a brass or tin-like material, though examples comprised of steel, gold, and ceramic have been documented. Inside each segment is an incredibly complex self-assembling clockwork mechanism, the full nature of which has still eluded UP mechanics to this day. Each worm has a unique gear-configuration, although lineages can be traced by comparing their internal structures. 
==Behavior==
Clockworms are often found gnawing their way through gearboxes, much to the chagrin of many mechanics. If left unchecked, a clockworm will grow to incredible sizes, with one notable specimen recorded to have worked its way through 4 stories of a clocktower. 
Category: Core Mechanics
Category:Core
Category:Core Bestiary
Clove Mahle

is a lineup player for the Philly Pies, and has been with the team since the . Mahle has previously played for the Ohio Worms.
==Official League Records==
Mahle joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.
During the , Mahle's pitching was boosted as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 25, Mahle joined the Worms' lineup in exchange for Stew Briggs at Wapakoneta Air, Space, and Worm Museum and Ballpark via the .
During the , Mahle was traded to the Philly Pies in exchange for Dudley Mueller as a result of the Worms' Will.
==Product Specifications==
Clove Mahle is a Mahle cabinet with a clove finish. Mahle is approximately 21" L x 34" W x 15" D with two front doors that open to the sides. Mahles are made of cherry wood in an all-plywood construction. They are available in a wide variety of finishes, but in recent seasons clove has become most popular. Mahles can be purchased from your local Piekea for approximately $134 dollars.  
Pies management is unclear as to how a Clove Mahle ended up hitting for the team as they were “Kinda busy with It” at the time.  They are also unclear as to how Mahle is able to bat as they are a cabinet.  The official statement on the subject is “Hey runs are runs. We didn’t ask how anyone else can bat and we aren’t starting now.” The Mahle that bats for the pies is distinguished from other Mahles by a single golden bolt. Some fans speculate that this bolt grants Mahle sentience, but no evidence of Mahle being anything other than a standard cabinet has been conclusively recorded. Mahle is carried around the bases by a team of stagehands from Temple University.  These stagehands are notably not paid for their efforts, but they are given academic credit and assured that it is a “valuable networking opportunity”.  Pies management also began selling replica Mahles in the pies gift shop for the “low low price” of $250.
==Gallery==
File:Mahle.png|Clove Mahle instruction manual image, by Phoebe I. Ellis
File:CloveMahle Oddowl.png|Art by 0dd0wl
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Category:Former Shadows Players
Club de Calf

Club de Calf were a blaseball team that participated in the inaugural Coffee Cup between and . They were captained by Jacob Haynes and Dunlap Figueroa.
==Official League Records==
Members of Club de Calf were chosen because their Coffee Style is Decaf. Figueroa and Haynes were chosen as captains because out of eligible players, they had the highest-rated pitching and batting, respectively. The remaining roster was determined by a combination of being idolized and star rating.
Club de Calf had a strong first and second round, defeating Light & Sweet Electric Co. in a 3-2 series in the first round and Macchiato City in a 3-2 series in the second. The team then lost in a 0-3 series to Inter Xpresso, who would go on to win the tournament. Club de Calf ultimately finished as semifinalists.
Club de Calf did not see play following the Coffee Cup and did not migrate to post-Beta Blaseball, meaning the team is now defunct.
==Roster==
Category:Teams
Category:Club de Calf
Category:Coffee Cup
Cluttered

is a Player Modification first seen as a result of the Blessing in .
==Effects==
A Player with Cluttered will play with a boost of 20% * f, with f being the amount of Filthiness in the Ballpark they are playing in and f = 1 being a full bar. For example, a Cluttered Player in a Ballpark with a half-full Filthiness bar (and thus f = 0.5) will play with a 10% boost.
==History==
Cluttered was first offered in with the Blessing of the same name, which was won by the Ohio Worms and went to Scratch Deleuze. It was offered again in , where it was won by the Kansas City Breath Mints and went to Rodriguez Internet.
==Trivia==
*Since Filthiness doesn't actually cap out at 1 despite appearing as full, Cluttered theoretically has no limit on its boost.
==See Also==
*List of players with the Cluttered modification
*Foul Ball Analysis
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Category:Modifications
Category:Player Modifications
Coach

Coach is the coach of the Dallas Steaks.
Coach is known for standing at the edge of the George Foreman Blaseball stadium, always overlooking the entire field, regardless of whether the Steaks are playing a game or are even at home. Coach doesn't speak and never moves from his designated position watching over the field. Under the watchful eye of Coach, the Steaks coordinate as effectively as any other Blaseball team.
To the human eye, Coach takes on the aspect of the burning Big Tex, his body swaddled in bright orange flames that seem to be emanating from Coach's own body. A dark shadow is eternally cast across Coach's face by a blaseball cap pulled low over his brow, rendering Coach's face impossible to see. Coach is 40 feet tall.
Although Coach is almost always locked in a permanent T-Pose, he is known to be seen with his arms folded across his chest in moments of extreme emotion, such as when the Steaks shame or are shamed by another team.
Other than switching between the T-Pose and the crossed arms, the only movement Coach makes comes when the Steaks win or a player makes a particularly impressive play: a barely perceptible nod of approval tilts the cap's shadow slightly deeper across his neck, then back to its original position. Coach's nod is incredibly difficult to notice – observers who have studied Coach closely may not notice the nod until observing Coach for as much as an entire season. 
Although no players have ever spoken directly with Coach, it is believed that the combination of feeling Coach's eyes staring at you from under the cap, combined with the pursuit of the rare validation of a Coach nod, has taught the Steaks players how to coordinate effectively as a team and win games.
 
Coach also acts as a scarecrow: no birds fly over George foreman Stadium during normal weather. Which is ideal, as The Grill Master is always serving up carrion. Even when weather forces birds to fill the stadium, they keep a respectful distance from Coach.
Category:Coaches
Category:Dallas Steaks
Coco Larue

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Record==
Larue was first seen as a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 Midseason election, Larue's defense stat increased as a result of the Eye Warmers amplification, resulting in a defense stat increase.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Coffee

Coffee is a brewed drink made from roasted coffee beans of various Coffea species. In the context of Blaseball, it can refer to multiple different things:
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==Weather==
* Coffee
* Coffee 2
* Coffee 3s
==Player Stats==
* Coffee Style, currently not known to have any mechanical effect in the game.
==Events==
* The Coffee Cup, a tournament held during the Grand Siesta between Seasons 11 and 12.
==Coffee-related Modifications==
* Free Refill
* Observed
* Percolated
* Perk
* Sweetener
* Tired
* Triple Threat
* Wired
==Entities==
* The Baristas
===Players named after variants of Coffee beverages===
* Espresso Machine, a pitcher for the Society Data Witches
* Barney Mocha, a player for the Minneapolis Truckers
Category:Disambiguation
Coffee (weather)

Coffee is a weather condition introduced during the first round of the Coffee Cup.
During games played in Coffee weather, players can be "beaned". The first time a player is beaned, they become , adding an additional 0.5 to any runs they bat or run in (for example, a Wired batter hitting a single with a Wired runner on third would result in a net 2 runs being scored). The second time a player is beaned, they lose the Wired modification, replacing it with ; instead of adding to runs, they instead subtract 0.5 runs in the same way. A third beaning removes the wired modification, priming a player to become Wired again upon the fourth.
==Game Log Text==
First beaning: [Player] is Beaned by a [Quality] roast with [Flavor]. [Player] is now Wired!
Second beaning: [Player] is Beaned by a [Quality] roast with [Flavor]. [Player] is now Tired!
Third beaning: [Player] is Beaned by a [Quality] roast with [Flavor]. [Player] is no longer Tired!
===Roast Qualities===
*Blonde
*Cinnamon
*Double
*Espresso
*French
*Full city
*Half city
*High
*Light city
*Medium
*Medium dark
*Single origin
*Second crack
===Roast Flavors===
*Big-bodied milk chocolate
*Body and butterscotch toffee
*Candy-like sweetness
*Caramel
*Complexity and depth
*Dark chocolate and toffee
*Delicate balance, flavor and body
*Extra dimension
*Grass-fed butter
*Hints of lavender
*Rich, velvety chocolate
*Serious heat
*Strong citrus notes
==Gallery==
File:weather coffee.png|The Coffee icon used in the Coffee Cup
Category:Weather
Coffee 2

Coffee 2 is a weather condition introduced during the second round of the Coffee Cup.
During games played in Coffee 2 weather, players can be "Poured Over", gaining the modification. When a player with a Free Refill scores, they Refill the In, and remove an Out from the current plate appearance. After using a Free Refill, the modification is removed from that player.
==Game Log Text==
Pour over: [Player] is Poured Over with a [Quality] roast blending [Flavor] and [Flavor]! [Player] gets a Free Refill!
Free Refill usage: [Player] uses their Free Refill! [Player] Refills the In!
===Roast Qualities===
*Blonde
*Cinnamon
*Continental
*Dark
*Double
*Espresso
*French
*Full city
*Half city
*High
*Light
*Light city
*Medium-dark
*Second crack
*Single origin
===Roast Flavors===
*Aromatics
*Ash
*Big-bodied milk chocolate
*Blood
*Bourbon barbecue
*Butterscotch Toffee
*Candy-like sweetness
*Chai
*Charcoal
*Cherry
*Citrus
*Creamy vanilla
*Darker chocolate
*Darkest chocolate
*Dirt
*Extra cheese
*Fiery jerk paste
*Fish sauce
*Flowers
*Fresh parmesan
*Garlic
*Grass-fed butter
*Hazelnut
*Lavender
*Mango
*Marinara
*Milk chocolate
*Mint
*Oak
*Orange soda
*Pecan
*Pistachio
*Plum tomatoes
*Pumpkin
*Pungent lemon pepper
*Umami
*Undernuts
*Walnut
==Gallery==
File:weather coffee 2.png|The Coffee 2 icon used in the Coffee Cup
Category:Weather
Coffee 3s

Coffee 3s, also sometimes stylized as Coffee Threes, is a weather condition introduced during the third round of the Coffee Cup.
During games played in Coffee 3s weather, pitchers will "chug a Third Wave of Coffee" at the start of the game, gaining the modification, which has the following effect:
This pitcher's strikeouts score Unruns when there are 3 runners on base, a runner on 3rd, or 3 Balls in the count. Each condition met is worth .3 Unruns. At the end of the 3rd Inning, there's a 33.33% chance that this mod will disappear.
==Game Log Text==
*[Home pitcher] and [away pitcher] chug a Third Wave of Coffee! They are now Triple Threats!
==Gallery==
File:weather coffee 3s.png|The Coffee 3s icon used in the Coffee Cup
Category:Weather
Coffee Style

Coffee Style is a Stat held by Players and Fans. It first became visible after the passage of the Interviews Decree in Season 3. The stat currently has no known mechanical effect.
During the Coffee Cup, league players were sorted into Teams based on their Coffee Style.
==History==
==Known Coffee Styles==
* Black
* Light & Sweet
* Macchiato
* Cream & Sugar
* Cold Brew
* Flat White
* Americano
* Espresso
* Heavy Foam
* Latte
* Decaf
* Milk Substitute
* Plenty of Sugar
* Anything
* Coffee?
Category:Rules
Cold Brew Crew

Cold Brew Crew were a blaseball team that participated in the inaugural Coffee Cup between and . They were captained by Nerd Pacheco and Winnie Hess. 
==Official League Records==
Members of Cold Brew Crew were chosen because their Coffee Style is Cold Brew. Hess and Pacheco were chosen as captains because out of eligible players, they had the highest-rated pitching and batting, respectively. The remaining roster was determined by a combination of being idolized and star rating.
In the first round of the Coffee Cup, the Cold Brew Crew were eliminated in the first round in a 2-3 series against Atlético Latte.
Cold Brew Crew did not see play following the Coffee Cup and did not migrate to post-Beta Blaseball, meaning the team is now defunct.
== Roster ==
Category:Teams
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Cold Brew Crew
Collins Mina

was a player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==	
Mina joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers with .
During the , Mina Evolved to as a result of the blessing.
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Players With Base 1
Combs Duende

was a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 63.
==Official League Records==
Duende joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs with .
On , Day 63, Duende was incinerated and replaced by Finn James.
===Cheers===
*"Come on Combs!"
==Fan Art==
File:144CombsDuende.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Combs Duende - Goblin.jpg|Art by @glassgoblin
Category:Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Lineup Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Combs Duende/IF-121.90

===In Literature===
Runolfio Peeper's award-winning "70 More Blaseball Sonnets" contained the following about Duende's love for the Navy Seals copypasta:
Our Combs Duende swings a mighty hair
It’s earned them o’er three hundred confirmed hits
So much, they’ll many times be heard to swear
“I’m trained in unarmed combat, little shits!”
They’ve killed the ball in seven hundred ways
Precision never seen before on Earth
And all who’ve battled Combs admit it pays
To really know a clever comment’s worth.
For Combs is merely average most the time
They hear an insult, then their words you’ll mark
A storm will meet the maggot’s verbal crime
Bare hands will hit the ball out of the park.
Be careful ‘ere you give Combs any sass
They graduated tops in blaseball class.
Combs Duende/IF-641.01

Following Combs' incineration, Runolfio Peeper composed "An Elegy for Combs":
Yet once more, great grey ashes, and once more
Some drifting hairs float upon the wind.
I run to the railing and snatch a strand,
And with a reaching trembling hand,
Hold close the memory that the Gods have thinned.
To our rage and sorrow They say we have sinned,
And left us a grim testament of fire,
And Combs in gone, gone ere their prime.
They said Combs’ hair would never end,
To swing their bat they would not tire,
But that bat has fallen at an umpire’s crime,
And left us with the charge to defend
Combs memory as a deep and lovely Crab,
As a poet at the plate; as a loyal friend.
Combs Duende/IF-79.195

===In Literature===
Found in a service tunnel deep in the Crabitat, silhouetted by a suspicious absence of murals or graffiti, not so much untouched as it appears like the paint got up and walked away.
heavy is the briny tangle
should my fingers hover longer
haunt me with a tune and linger
on the last note of the song
braiding through a knotted jungle
shivers shaking grip of needled
brushstrokes painting you an angel
furling wings that spiral on
i have seen you in your splendor
splayed in hair and calling thunder,
in the trenches, underwater,
floating where you don't belong
Commissioner

The Commissioner is the presumptive authority of Internet League Blaseball.
There have been three commissioners since the return of Blaseball. 
The first was Parker MacMillan III, who served from seasons 1 to 11. MacMillan III died during the New York Millennials v. Parker MacMillan III trial by incineration. MacMillan III was replaced by Parker MacMillan IIII, and played in the Coffee Cup with the Real Game Band. MacMillan IIII was percolated during Real Game Band's final game of Round 1 of the Coffee Cup and replaced by Parker MacMillan IIII.
Many fans say that The Commissioner is doing a great job.
==Appearances==
===Season 24===
During the Season 24 Earlsiesta, the Commissioner enlisted the help of the Microphone in order to make their first on-site appearance.
helloThis is Parker MacMillan IIIII speakingI am the Blaseball CommissionerI'm not sure what's happeningI don't know if we can fix itBut I know She doesn't care what happens to youShe doesn't care where you end upIt's not fairYou deserve a sayBut you gotta go fastDon't give upHelp each otherGet moving
Category:Entities