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Cliche Nightmare

So I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios and we were about to watch what we thought was an episode of Spongebob Squarepants. I noticed that there was a character named phone. So I watched it and in the credits it said some guy named Who was the voice of Phone. And then I realized WHO WAS PHONE! Then I woke up and I realized that it was time for school so I was all like GET UP JEFF and Jeff was all like GO TO SLEEP BRAH IT'S LIKE THREE IN THE MORNING and I was all like LOOK AT THE CLOCK BRAH and so he looked at the clock and he was all like O CRUD UR RIGHT and we went to school. An then a skeleton popped out.
===with BBBBBBLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD===
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Satireshit
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Cliche the killer

My name is Adrianna the killer and I was bullied and abused blah blah then I killed my family and other random people that I had no vendetta against for whatever reason also I'm a Mary Sue. After I killed 666 people and somehow never got found bc I am a Maru Sye here a self picture of me jk I'm nut styupedo jk I am
I was walking along one day when I found a garage sale run by an old dude and he had tape that said poopa peg last episode and I bought it and he said you're stupid and so then I watched it and it had a hyper realistic peppa killing people hyperrealistically then I got an internship at nick and so I got to see episodes before they were aired. I got to see a loud house one that was called cracktastic and so it revolved around Lori being a poophead to everyone until Leni got sick of it and yelled 'ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH" and killeded Lori then it ended and a female intern ran out of the room screamin' and that one was MEEEEEEEEEE and then I realized I couldn't run because I had just gotten lunch from Far. T's and then I realized that it was a burrito so that's why it was called Far. T's then I died
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Im died
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
ClichedCreepypasta.avi

It was a dark and stormy night and I was walking home from work,  when an uninspired creature with hyperealistic eyes was standing still ten feet in front of me. I looked away and then it was gone.
On my way home I stopped by a garage sale and bought this video game from a crusty old man and went home. I put the game in my console and it suddenly started playing creepy music and the character was disfigured.
I eventually couldn't take anymore so I went on my computer and found a new file called "OverusedIdea.avi" I opened the file up and this old episode of SpongeBob started playing and blood and guts filled the entire episode and the number 666 suddenly appeared on my screen followed by the computer shutting off and cleverbot took over my computer forever and kept letting Herobrine from my Minecraft game corrupt my files into evil things.
This was when I turned around and saw the words NO ESCAPE written on my wall in blood. And then a skeleton popped out and I shot it and blew it up. Two days later it came back and no matter how many times I try and kill it. It won't leave me alone.
Is this the end? Either way I saw that a serial killer is on the loose in the newspaper and the only way to not be killed is to spread the word.
Regrettable though it may be, you should probably read the first word of the last three paragraphs now.
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:File Extensions
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Satire
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Cliched horror story

today I have a really scary tale today once upon a time there was a ghost and the ghost said "I am scary boo" and I screamed more louder than a little girl that fell and got a cut. Anyways I was about to commit suicide until I saw the ghost with a chainsaw killer and had a chainsaw with BLOOD on it and there was the number 666 on his chainsaw and I saw blood in my sink and in my toilet and blood on my cat and blood on the walls and blood on the doors and blood on ceiling I ran away but the chainsaw killer kept on killing people and the chainsaw killer's chainsaw has gore all over it than I saw a masked killer with a knife with BLOOD and the letters 666 on it than the masked killer gave me a megaman game for the ps1 and it was called megaman the devil edition the masked killer was going to kill me if I did not put the game in my ps1 so I did and when it booted up I saw a bloody face of megaman and I heard my name in a creepy voice it was the most scariest thing I seen I looked in the manual for this game but all it said was DIE!! I bravely continued
but then once I started playing there was blood on the walls in the castle and there was distorted music playing in the background and when Megaman shot an enemy there was hyper realistic blood coming out of it I looked at the manual again and saw that the manual has changed with blood on it and than megaman gone to a place called 666 fortress I slowly presses the button than it took me straight to the boss and he was 666 man and I could not beat him I tried but whenever I hit him he blocks it and when ever he hits me blood came out of megaman than he killed me and I was greeted with a bloody images of megaman and it said 666 and actual blood started oozing out of my TV I tried to turn off my TV but it wouldn't work I tried unplugging my system but it wouldn't turn off So I got out a sludge hammer and beated my TV. The end
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Clicheless

MULTIPLE REPORTS OF DISTURBING NIGHTMARES, MULTIPLE FALLING INTO INSANITY, SOME COMMITING MASS MURDERS FOLLOWED BY SUICIDE. (A news headline that might be connected to the following story)
I know you're not going to believe this, I used to be a skeptic myself, but... The numbers 6, 13, and 666 are all truly evil. They kept re- occurring in my dreams, until they stopped suddenly. I thought it was over, but then it just happened once more... Just to reconfirm, this ACTUALLY happened to me! This isn't a creepypasta at all, this is a 100% true story! IT REALLY HAPPENED!! You have to believe me, c'mon... Moving on, in these dreams, there were intestines, guts, hearts, skulls, brains, skeletons, disfigured bodies, and blood everywhere. It was horrific, because it all seemed hyper-realistic. I always wake up in these experimental chambers, too... Oh, right, I don't have much time left, I need to finish explaining everything before I die...
Don't read the rest of this story or you WILL be cursed. You can't escape the curse. You will not be able to survive the curse. You cannot fight the curse. NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE. Everything was fine until a program showed up on my desktop that said "ClickMe.exe" I clicked it out of curiosity, now I wish I didn't.
All of the people who descended into insanity had slaughtered some people before killing themselves, as if they were trying to stop these hellish nightmares from spreading. After clicking ClickMe.exe, people would have their desktop images changed to one of many images of murder, torture, necrophilia, bestiality, or some other paraphilia. They couldn't change it, either. Nor could they obscure it with other windows. Restarting the computer only changed it to another image of these scenes.
Did I forget to mention that people who don't click ClickMe.exe will also be killed by a tall slender figure in a business suit who seems to have no face? Before this happens, Cleverbot will open up and I will start the conversation as him, and end it, with the statement "YOU'RE NEXT!!!"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:File Extensions
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Cliché.avi

This story is cursed so you probably shouldn't read it. This is real and I don't have much time to write it. You won't believe me but you have to!
"IS YOUR COMPUTER SAFE?! Rest on page 13."
The newspaper headline didn't catch my attention at the time, but I wish it had.
Scariest thing is, I only didn't read it because I noticed Cleverbot had replied to me; ironic, right?
Most people wouldn't regard cleverbot as real or even fun but I do. Well, I do now at least.
Chilling. That is the first word that came to my head when looking at the reply. I won't tell you what it said because it's way too scary to put on here and you wouldn't believe me anyway.
Creepypasta is too tame for what happened that night. All I'll say is that it signed off the message with '666'.
You might not believe that that could ever be true with some of the stuff on there but what happened to me that day was worse than anything ever.
Have you ever woken up and wondered where you were only to realize that you were in a hotel room and you just forgot? That's how I felt when I woke up after that chat with Cleverbot. Except, this time, I didn't realize where I was.
Ever.
"Read it". The voice said to me. I don't know whether it knew I had finally woken up or if it had just been spontaneously shouting it until I did hear it. I looked up and the sight was shocking. I was surrounded by corpses covered in blood with limbs missing and bones sticking through the skin. I wanted to throw up but I was too shocked to do so. I looked up further still and I saw what it was that was talking to me. It was Jeff the Killer. He was sitting on the back of what appeared to be smiledog and there, in the background, I could see Slenderman watching Candle Cove. Jeff's eyes were hyper-realistic and bleeding and empty all at once.
"Right, I'm getting out of here" I thought to myself. I saw a door on the cage that I forgot to mention I was in earlier. I ran to it and pushed it. It was open because Jeff is too young to know what a door lock is and Slenderman rarely has use for such human devices. So I managed to get out of the room but all I could find was a labyrinth with "No Escape" written on the walls with blood or pasta sauce.
"Guys?" I shouted. Because I also forgot to mention that my friends were kidnapped too. But there was no sign of them. Probably because I didn't wake them up in the cage so they could escape too. But it was too late to do anything about it now. I found the way out. I thought it was over. But then creepy shit started happening again anyway. Jeff came back and told me to go to sleep and then he stabbed me and I died. YOU'RE NEXT!!!
Turns out, I've actually been an evil possessed ghost this whole time speaking to you from beyond the grave.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:File Extensions
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Clichéed.exe.exe/Rawnd2:ThePreview

Maed by Kaiscoolness-- omg shreks heer.
This story is a preview of the trollpasta Clichéed.exe.exe/Rawnd2
So yeah. Not much more to say.
Oh yeah, symptoms of reading this one may include frequent seizures, vomit, influenza, cancer, and depletetion and complete eradication of your brain cells. Please read with care.
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My name is Tom Kyle. I didn't believe in a place like this at first, aka I used to be a sceptic. But now, after my very dramatic death, I'm in a place I disbelieved in; Hell. See I'm an atheist. Anyways, I walked around in hell, and I saw people like Deadpool, Batman, and Barack Obama. Soon, I saw Allah-- I mean Satan. Yeah.
I said "Hello!" to Satan, and then he said "Wanna play a game?". I said "Sure, I wanna play Minecraft.". Then, Satan said "OK, here you go, a computer and a Minecraft game." Then I began playing Minecraft.
However, this game wasn't exactly Minecraft. It was called 'Super Hyperrealism Blood Death Miencwaft.anustarts'. I shrugged of the name, thinking "That's just a glitch, I'll keep playing". But that was my worst choice so far.
I made a world. I called it 'Batman's anus" and the world was being generated. But out of the corner of my eye, if saw a combination of words that shocked me. They said 'adding death'. I died of shock. But then I respawned, so I wasn't really dead. Then, the world was finished.
This wasn't a normal world. The grass was dripping hypersuperduperultraomegarealistic blood. I was shocked, almost to death. Again. Though I didn't die this time. Then, I saw a sheep. It was dripping with hypersuperduperultraomegarealistic blood, and it's eyes were hypersuperduperultraomegarealistic blood red. I killed the sheep, and got something. 'Blood wool'. But I just shrugged it off, seeing it as a glitch.
I saw many more glitches, like bloody cows and chickens, but I soon got diamonds. Or 'blood diamonds' as they were called now. Then, I died. And I respawned. In the game. But I had set the gamerule keepInventory to true. So i didn't lose my stuff.
I then made some armor with the blood diamonds I had gotten, and then I went to the end.
I was now in the end. However, now it was called "Ur nekst". I didn't know what it meant, so I shrugged it off as a glitch. Then, the ended dragon came. But here, it was called bloody super duper dragon of death. I got killed by it. Then I died in the game and in real life. Then I went to purgatory. You're next, if you die.
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Well, that was The preview of Clichéed.exe.exe/Rawnd2, read my other Trollpastas, like "Clichéed.exe.exe", "sanicthehedgehorg.exe.avi.idk", "Omg 2sppoky5me poekmon batle" and the soon to be "Clichéed.exe.exe/Rawnd2. Please do. They're lonely.
Category:Minecrap
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:File Extensions
Category:Trollpasta
Clichéman: A Comedy Pasta of Clichés

I was having a terrible dream one night. Slenderman was watching me from a window at a distant house, as I played my unhacked Pokemon Gold that I got on ebay, when my Pokemon started to die after I got Suicune. Suicune told me that he wanted me to only love him. My character then killed himself before the Lavender Town theme started playing, and Suicune's cry was faint and distorted. I heard laughing behind me. I turned around to see Jeff the Killer running at me with a knife.
Luckily, I awoke in fear before anything else happened. I then got a letter from an angry looking mailman who told me that my family hated me. I opened the letter, and found a picture of a smiling cow. Attached to the letter was a badly written message that said "D0nt l3t th3 c0W g3t u. :)" I threw the note in the trash, and saw the cow in my back yard.
He went up in flames. And screamed like a real person as he did so. I decided now would be a good time to leave for my job as an intern at Rocko's Modern Life studios. The show was just getting popular.
We were all viewing an episode. The episode seemed normal, until Rocko had hyper-realistc eyes. He then killed Heffer with a hyper-realistic knife, and Heffer also had hyper-realistic eyes. Rocko stared at the screen with his hyper-realistc eyes and told us we were all going to die in a hyper-realistic voice. Everybody but me committed suicide, right then and there. That's why the show was cancelled.
On my way home, my best friend gave me a game called Zelda.exe. This was weird, since Zelda was Nintendo and not Sony. I said I didn't want it and gave it back, but he stated that he doesn't remember giving it to me. So, I played it. It looked like Ocarina of Time, except Link had bloody blood that was bleeding bloody blood red eyes and everything else looked hyper-realistic. It cut to a scene of Link raping and killing a hyper-realistic Zelda, and then hyper-realistically killing himself.
Another message popped up on my PS3. It was titled "Dead."
I died.
Then, I got a letter the next day from the same angry looking mailman. Even though I was dead.
All the letter said was "Clichèman Strikes! He comes! Go to sleep! You shouldn't have done that! RED MIST! AHHH! REAL SUFFERING! AHH!"
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Suicide
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Clippit

After being made fun of for a long time clippy was Removed from MS word. He didn't like this (because this is the last message he sent). When clippy was even made fun of by his own company and wasn't included in future word programs, he became mad. Ther has been cases about people seeing him randomly pop up while there doing somethin in MS wordz. They are just doin HMWK or typin somethin like a Rough daft for a Creepypasta or somethin and Poof! out of no where Clippy starts out acting "normal" and says you made spellin errors and stuff. and then he says why have you abandoned me, I was your friend, why have you forsaken me? Clippit then begins to suggest different ways to hurt themselves like he tells the users to go get a knives and stick then in a power outlet, he even deleted (yes you read that right) told a girl to delete her MS word document. This girl didn't lissen though and she printed her report and when it came out clippy was on the paper, staring at her with red eyes. Whatevr you do, don't use MS word with clippy on it and type documents with caution.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Clocks

Tick tick tick tick tick,
The clock goes "tick tick tick tick."
Tick tick tick tick TOCK.
The large clock fell down,
CRASH! The pendulum detached,
I am pretty much screwed.
Bah! Who needs old clocks?
My iPhone can send t3xt5 too—
Oh, crud! I dropped it! :(
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Clockwork but I wrote it from memory

Natalie clutched a stuffed giraffe "I hate children", said dad from another room. "I don't" said her mom. Dad retorted: "Too bad. I'm going to beat my daughter with a dictionary". So he did. Suddenly, Nat's brother comes in. "Hey gurl, you down to fuck?" Nat tells her school about this, and instead of investigating her abusive home life, they decide to make her a laughing stock because fuck you.
Time jump, Nat's mom is driving her to her new art school, "our lady of uncapitalized names super duper professional art school for cool dudes". "You shouldn't stay up 'til 3.00 AM (the scary number) posting on Tumblr and reading Doctor Who fanfics" said her mom. "Bitch", Nat thought. Nat, in her art class (every period is just drawing at OLUNSDPASCD), accidentally gives her teacher (whose name I forget but it's weird) the wrong drawing, and is sent to detention for drawing such gory things. Her BF finds out and dumps her (honestly a good call considering the events about to transpire). Nat decides the best course of action is to sew her mouth shut. Nat's mom finds out and rightly sends her to a therapist.
At the therapist, Nat decides to not talk about the incest, domestic violence, gory drawings, and mouth sewing, and goes on a rant. "Time sucks. It keeps going. I want to sit down for a moment. It won't let me. It's a viscous circle." The Therapist goes to another room to do therapist things and before Nat knows it, she's in some lab. She was being tended to by a doctor who looked like one of those cliche doctors you would find in some scientific lab because he is one. "Time for some mental drugs, Nat", said Dr. Generic. Once she took them, her eyes turned green and now she has superpowers for some reason. Two security guards come in because they hear a complaint. The doctor was smashed into his bed so hard it folded like a calzone. The guards then shot at Nat, which she dodged like Neo. She then killed them and tore ass to her house.
First, she killed her mom (even though her only crime was trying to get her off them interwebs) by way Kali-Ma. Then she squeezed her dad so hard he puked out his organs and became a skinsuit. Her brother then conked her on the head with a bat. She stabs him in the eye and talks about macaroni art. She then pops her own eye out and puts a convenient watch in her eye and destroys her giraffe for no reason.
But who was phone?
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Clockwork vs Slendytubbies

Reading from a new local newspaper:
CLOCKWORK HAS COMPETITION!!
THERE ARE NEW KILLERS IN TOWN WHO LOOK LIKE THE TELETUBBIES FROM A HORROR GAME SAGA THAT IS HOT AROUND TOWN!!
Clockwork was hunting down her next victim, they escaped her when she was in their house, and now she was chasing them down in the forest.
The victim disappeared from sight until she finally found them.
Clockwork's victim was a man in his mid 40s, the man's headless body slumped down at the bottom of the tree while his head was held up in the air by a meat cleaver stuck to the tree.
The thing that was responsible for killing who was supposed to be her victim dropped out of the tree branches where it was concealed by the leaves, and fell in front of her.
It was a fawn-colored Teletubby.
The fawn Teletubby started strangling her, she pulled her knife on it, but it took her knife and stabbed her in the thigh with it.
It dragged her over to the tree by her throat and ripped the cleaver out of the tree, holding the thing up to her head.
Clockwork struggled until she finally forced the Teletubby to let go of her, then she pulled the knife out of her leg, stabbed the Teletubby in the screen on its stomach, and ran as blood started to spray out of it.
The Teletubby then gave chase, scampering at her as it followed her back to the city.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Shortpasta
Cloning Dangers

You're a friggin' mad scientist genius whatever and you decide to clone yourself. So like you finish your epic cloning thing, and when you turn it on, a perfect clone of Bob Dylan walks out. Everything seems fine until you suddenly realize you're not Bob Dylan. Also the actual Bob Dylan is nowhere nearby.
THEN WHO WAS CLONE
Answer: Bob Dylan's clone. The actual Bob Dylan is nowhere nearby, but he already had a clone, and the clone cloned itself to produce another clone.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Closer

Be afraid creepypasta readers i hope you know he is getting closer, He feeds off your fear when you read creepypasta stories, Does he have a name? nobody knows does he have a face? nobody knows, But one thing is positive he is watching you the first story you read here he was outside your window the second story you read here he was at your door the third story you read here he was in the corner of the room the fourth story you read here he was right behind you the fifth story you read here he was holding the the back of your chair the sixth story you read here, Well say your prayers...
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Shortpasta