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Kool-Aid Man Berlin Wall Incident

Due to climate change, the cold war had become the cool war, and tensions between the USSR and the US had begun to soften, however, there was still one place where tensions were high, this was in the city of Berlin, where the western half had been walled in decades ago by bob the builder to limit the influence of dental insurance. But due to the high cost of maintaining the wall this put east Berlin in the red, keeping bob the builder in middle management in the Soviet political hierarchy. Frustrated by the fact he wasn't getting a promotion for decades, bob the builder ruled east Berlin with an iron fist. However, Ronald Reagan knew that to beat the USSR, he had to break the wall, to do this he decided to enlist the help of the mongols, history's greatest wall destroiers, but since the mongols were communist at the time, regan chose the next best thing. However, in the 70's, Kool aid man had fallen on though times. They struck a deal, regan would pardon koolaid man's 56 destruction of property fellony charges and expand the just say no campaign to include joining cults, in return the koolaid man would tear down the Berlin wall. In the summer of 87' Reagan visited the wall and delivered one of the most consequencial speeches of the modern era
"Mr. Bob the builder, tear down this wall"
Koolaid man then burst through the Berlin wall that divided the once unified city, shouting one final oh yeah before being shot down.
His death, although tragic, would shock Germany into taking down the wall just two years later
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Krabby Patty: The Secret Formula

The popular, long-term running children's cartoon SpongeBob SquarePants is obviously famous for its bubbly main character, SpongeBob, who is an employee at the Krusty Krab: home of the famous Krabby Patty.
In various episodes, the Krabby Patty's Secret Formula is talked about, even some minor ingredients have been mentioned discretely, but I'm sure everyone has the desire to find out the full recipe.
As a younger child I was brought up with the cartoon and always aspired to find out the formula. It was fun guessing all the possible ingredients, but I never really found anything. Until recently...
I don't usually pay attention to any of the episodes, it's really my sister who's a big fan of the show. But recently I've been careful to try and focus on the details to solve the Secret Formula mystery. 
SpongeBob's manager, Mr Krabs is (obviously) a crab and is very secertive about the formula. After re watching a few episodes, I found it perculiar that Mr Krabs, his mother and his grandfather are the only crabs ever seen (except for his 3 nephews who make a minor appearance). And Larry is the only lobster. Now, I'm pretty sure that crabs and lobsters spend a lot of time on the sea bed, in this case 'Bikini Bottom'. 
Krabs is very protective over the secret formula, and insists that it's either an 'Old Krabs Family Recipe' or a mistake after an arguement with childhood (used to be) good friend Plankton. Of course I understand why you'd want it to be unknown, as the Krabby Patty is a desired delicous creation. But has anyone really thought about why it's called a Krabby Patty? 
I have thought about this, and in my opinion, I think that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab meat. I know it sounds crazy, why would you cook and sell your own kind? But as seen, Mr Krabs is a cheapskate and only (usually) cares about money, maybe he just wants to make money. As he is very protective about the formula, I reckon that he wouldn't like it if his customers knew they were eating his kind. 
It makes sense if you think about it, and Plankton is no better. In the episode where he creates an arena to attract new customers he reveals the revolting ingredients that go into his chum on a stick. Not to mention he is the owner of the Chum Bucket, chum as in bits and pieces and wasted fish mixted together to attract fish to catch.
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Krill Catch

I got a job as a pool cleaner for my summer job. It's not a fun job at all kids kick chlorine in your face, people bring their pets, the furry pets shed in the pool, and the worst part is my manager, Walter Beasley. He always yells at me for not doing something right. My Mom gave me my summer job by telling me about an opening in the papers because she thinks I spend too much time playing video games. We also need to scrape up more money for bills and taxes.
Walter or as I like to call him, Painy the Veiny , told me to clean the pool filter. He told me VIP had another party last night and left the hot tub a mess. I started to get to work while having had a very uneasy feeling about something. I opened the lid of the pool filter and found a dead krill. I picked the stinky creature up with my pool skimmer and grasped it.
I examined the krill because I haven't eaten anything all day and I could eat anything. I turned it around and saw a human face where the krill's face was supposed to be. I screamed at the top of my lungs and threw the alienated krill as hard as I could across the room. My heart was pounding as fast as a motorboat's engine. Painy came out of his office and proceeded to scream his head off because he was in the middle of taking a nap until he heard me screaming.
He, unfortunately, fired me because of this outburst. I left, nervous that my Mom would not believe me, about me getting fired or the human-faced krill. I entered the subway station and got on a train without seeing where it goes. I sat down on what it seems like barbed wire. 
I looked down and saw another krill but this one didn't have a human face like the other one did. I looked up and saw, Krill People! People all around had krill heads instead of human heads. These aliens all looked at me and they all said, "Come join the Krillites" at the same time. An announcement from the loudspeaker said, "Everyone sit down and throw our crawly friends at our new friend". I screamed as they all laughed. They threw live krill at me and they took over me. My back started to hurt, my brain started to break, my teeth started to ache, and all that was left, was silence. 
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Krusty & Krabby

You know SpongeBob Squarepants, the show with more Creepypastas than any other show? There was an episode only found in a tape. The tape was found in 2014, with the name "Krusty & Krabby" I put the tape in, and watched it. The title card read Krusty & Krabby. It had a blue background, with creepy music. It went through the cast credits like most episodes do, but on the final listing (the 3rd one), it glitched loudly.
It now displays a dark Bikini Bottom, with SpongeBob standing above. It shows the Krusty Krab, as a bus drives past. Inside, I saw Squidward randomly staring at the window. This happens a few times, before another Squidward can be seen looking through from the outside. Squidward asks, "How can that be me, when I'm standing right here?"
The second Squidward suddenly appears, with a creepy face, screaming really loud before glitching a bit. Some static is shown, before I could see an eyeless Mr. Krabs having a fit in the kitchen. For 1 frame, an image of a skeleton, and a red caption reading "Sleep With One Eye Open" was seen. Next, it just cut to static for eleven seconds until the end.
I couldn't get over that horrible image of Squidward, no matter what I tried.
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
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Category:Skeletons
Krusty Krab Flag Theory

SpongeBob SquarePants. I think everyone in the world knows about him. I'll spare you the details of the show, so if you don't know about him, please look him up on Wikipedia, and watch an older episode sometime.
Anyway, the Krusty Krab, as we all have noticed, has some maritime flags on the front. What could they possibly mean? Were they just for decoration? Do they have any significance? Well, I've taken the time to decipher the meaning of these flags, and the revelation may shock you. If you have weak constitution, I recommend backing out of this page immediately before the impact of my words tears you apart.
The flags were a SOS message, that a poor lobster fisher created, hoping to send it off to a naval ship when the atomic bombs of World War 2 exploded overhead, and decimated all in their path. Bikini Atoll is near Japan, in the Pacific Ocean. The Krusty Krab itself, as you will notice from its shape, resembles a lobster fishing trap. In fact, it IS a lobster fishing trap. The little flags on the side read ASH 716. 
ASH 716... what could that possibly mean to the average viewer? Let me explain.
The fisherman, with his last breath, sent off his lobster trap with the flags that read ASH 716 because he was reporting that there was nuclear ash 716 kilometers off of the coast of Japan. Once he expired, only his lobster trap remained, and it sunk to the bottom of the ocean. The sea creatures in the overall area were exposed to insane levels of radiation, and most either died or began to mutate, and rapidly formed civilizations such as Bikini Bottom. A greedy crab named Eugene (post-mutation) discovered the lobster trap, and turned it into a successful restaurant for mutated sea creatures to enjoy sandwiches. Across the street, a long forgotten bucket sat on the sea floor. Sheldon Plankton, a rival of Eugene, turned it into his own restaurant, but couldn't compete with the Krusty Krab due to his supply of food being highly irradiated, unsafe for consumption, and overall disgusting (not to mention the prices) to even the most hardy and daring of Bikini Bottom residents.
The fisherman's disfigured, scorched body who owned the lobster trap was eventually found by sailors weeks later, but his message went unnoticed and unknown to humanity, only being seen by fish after fish upon entry to Bikini Bottom's most notorious sandwich eatery...
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Krusty Krap Training Video

It was my 30th birthday. Someone gave me a VHS that said "Youtube Poop-Krusty Krap Training Video" that five of his friends also had and I played the tape.It showed the YTP intro,then spongebob at work throwing crap at Mr.Krabs then Mr.Krabs dies then strangely, cut into 50 seconds of static. Then a creepy Spongebob walks up to the screen and says "Your next..." then threw crap at the screen then broke the screen. PEE-YEW! The crap was on the floor. I didn't like a creepy sponge crawling out of my TV and I called 911 and they killed the sponge then 911 called the police to clean things up so the police view what happened and they said "Why is poop here?"
Then I said "Haunted VHS." then they went to get towels and a new screen and did clean the mess up (the crap, and the blood from Spongebob) and removed Spongebob and replaced the screen then I was glad they didn't send the person that gave me the VHS to jail, it was funny and scary. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SPONGEBOB, you look like SHIT.
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
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Category:Potty Humor
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Ktk

There is a school girl named karen who has a crush on Jeff the killer and karen had lots of bullies and the bullies beat karen up and she got mad and killed the all in half of a second she then ran home and cut her mouth opened up because she wantsed to be like jeff because she had a crush on jeff the killer and the bullies fought her again and she beat them up and she faked getting hurt and got put in a mental hospital and was mad a her parents and did a backflip and then ran across the continent in a second and ran across the earth in a second and killed her parentes and all her bullies and then burned her eyelids like jeff the killer and then she saw the big bully teacher and then killed the bully teacher by cutting him in half and she saw a cop and she dodged the cops bullet because she is wayyyyy faster than a bullet then she went to the cop and killed the coop by doiing backlfips on him and he died and she ran faster than a car and faster than lightning and dodged lightning and she is really strong she can destroy a planet the end.
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Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
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Kuroshitsuji: Book of the Atlantic Leaked Script

A Brief Explanation
So I was an intern at A-1 Pictures working on the new Kuroshitsuji movie. The following is a piece of the script that I managed to salvage and smuggle out of the building following a tragic blender accident. So get hyped because everyone's favorite absolutely fabulous nobleman and sexy demon butler combo is back!
Completely Accurate Translation I Swear
[The scene starts in Ciel's study with Sebastian entering through the door]
Sebastian: Master, I'm sorry to interrupt you but Lady Elizabeth will be arriving at noon.
[Ciel sighs and face palms]
Ciel: Why do I have to keep pretending like I'm actually going to marry Elizabeth, everyone knows that you and I are the one true couple here.
Sebastian: That my be true, but you still have to spend time with her.
[Sebastian begins to pour tea as the camera pans towards a dark corner of the room. A shape emerges from the shadows, revealing itself to be Sonic Exe]
Sonic Exe: I'm sorry to barge in like this, but Ciel and I need to have a little chat.
[Ciel gives a quick glance towards Sonic Exe looking unimpressed before staring back at his tea]
Ciel: Oh it's you, how's Trollpasta been treating you?
Sonic Exe: Sh-Shut up! You and I are going to play hide and seek right now!
Ciel: Sebastian, this is an order. Show this wannabe demon how we deal with fakers!
Sebastian: Yes, my lord.
(The rest of the script is too badly burnt to be read.)
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Category:Lost Episodes
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Kurt Cobain

i know who killed Kurt Cobainhear me out and ill tell you the true storywat really happenhear me out and ill tell you how it really went downheres wat happen b4 April 5 the day he diedit was in march of 1994Kurt was at Rome at the time at a hoetellin he's room he left a 4page letter. he left it for he's wife at the time Courtney Love to findCourtney Love went to Rome. went to the hoetell that he was staying at. she went in Kurt's room found the 4page letter and basic lee the letters over all sayed that Kurt wanted a divorceCourtney was hurt broken and then she was in ragedbut let me finish the true of what really happen to Kurtive been wanting to get this out of my chest for a few mouths now this is the only way i can let go of thisand move onthis iz deep for me cuz Kurt iz my favorit rock star of all timeany ways courtney hierd a guy name Alin Ranch and payed him $50.000 to kill kurton that day April 5th 1994 Alin Ranch killed kurtand courtney and him pland it a head to make the whole scence look like a sucide and by the way the note the police found was a forged letter.hand written by Courtneya few dayz after kurt died courtney put on an act to make it sound like she missed him when she knew damn well wat she did did too kurtnow check this out. 7 dayz later after April 5th courtney love's band Hole came out with their 2nd album called "Live Through This". for some one thats is a morning wedow all the suden she is all happy and shit. she cared more about her 2nd abulm more then she did her dead husband Kurtwhy did she do all this? because she was heart broken when she found out that Kurt wanted a divorced through the four page letter that she found back in Rome at the hotell room that Kurt was at, at the time. so her heart broken turn in to rage and revenge and on top of all this courtney has always been jelious of Kurt cuz of the amount of fame he had. she wanted it all and this to her was the perfect time to get it the fourchen and the fame.but it back fired on her years later. where is she at now? Alone her own daughter back in 2009 got a restraning ourder against her. their is nouthing worse then when your own faimly turn your back on you.yea Courtney got away with murder but she diden't get away from her own conscious. she's hounted by wat she did and regrates it. haveing Kurt killed on April 5th 1994their iz one last thing i want to say to all of youi dont hate no one i just diss like her that all cuz SHE got away with murder *Redrum*
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Category:TRUE STORY
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Category:Old Shit
Kyle the killer

My name is kyle, I live in tennese and i am now turning 10. I am killer, and slenderman my best friend. we always hang out, and you dont because you loser, unlike me. So slenderman tell me to go and murder people. So I take car and drive over 54 people, including my bully and other bullies. They all die, fuck you jonathan. I hate you. I am glad you dead, bitch. So then my bitch mother come in and I slap the shit out of her. then she leave and cry. I do the funny "troll" face and do dance. This is dance of the name simpson homer grind. It a dannce wher you put your both hand in front of your face and start grindin on that bitch. So then there's this one girl i love go by name sally and then i go to her and ask her if she want be my girlfriend and she say yes and we marry. and then i hav sex. then there is slenderman who now is give me super strenght again and then i get ULTRA STRENGTH!!!! I AM NOW STRONGER THAN MY BULLY JONATHAN WHO ALWAYS BEAT ME AND LAUGH AT ME. His mother is bitch and i have sex with her on the daily. "Fuck you Jonathan, I hope you burn in hell." Then I get knife and I stab and stab random homeless man who come at me. Then he say "Kyle there are worms under your skin rip them out get them out there are worms under your skin" and then I say "no". And I murder homeless man with a machete (the same one Jason from 13 use. And then I fight with evil patrick and evil mr krabs. Mr krabs say with scary voice "ahoy matey, you are stupid" and I answer "your mother" and then I beat the everliving shit out of him with my bare hands. I make him fear for his own existence. I show him the true meaning of pain. then patrick say "hello i am patrick and you wil die" and i say "no" and he say "ok" and then he leave back to hellbikini bottom of hell. i tel him "when u go hel tel jonathan i fucking hate him". he say "ok". Then I put mr krabs on a pan and cook and then I eat him. It was good taste. then i get super power from mr crab and i go fly out the universe and destroy entire universe of jonathan and then I destroy everything (except my house my friends my money my planet except for bad bullies and slenderman not explode i love slenderie man.) And then we go on and live happily ever after. I am now 35 and have 64264 children with my wife sally i love her.
FEAR ME.
FIN.
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Category:Satire
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Kylie Rose

One day, a little girl named Kylie Rose went to the toy store for her birthday present. She chose a blue stuffed animal elephant with pink dots. She brought it home and put it in her closet with her other stuffed animals.
That night, at 3 in the morning, Snuffy was sitting on her bed holding up 1 finger.
That's weird, she thought, I put Snuffy in the closet.
The next night, at 2 in the morning, Snuffy was back on her bed holding up 2 fingers. Kylie was annoyed.
The next night, at 1 in the morning, Snuffy crawled up behind her, winked at her, and held up 3 fingers. And killed her.
P.S. (The 1,2, and 3 fingers means one life up, 2 lives up, and three lives up.)
I know because I am Kylie Rose!!
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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LEAGUE

So one day, I was chilling, doing whatever, when my friend Frank messaged me "dood quick go on lol and type phreak death man". He was referring to League of Legends. I was bored, so I decided to go ahead and do it. I booted up League, and logged in. Once I was in, I typed phreak death man. The screen inverted. I laughed, messaging him "loool nice trick it inverts". He says "join a pvp game now so you can see what i saw dood hes coming for me hes combhgnnnnnnnnnnn-". My blood froze. What?! I assumed this was a joke, and typed "Frank, you there?". No reply. I went ahead and got into a LoL game. As soon as I got in, I knew something was wrong. Everyone's name was "SERVANT _", with a certain number after SERVANT. They all instant locked, and that's where I freaked out. The line up was Katarina, Gragas, Ryze, and Gangplank. They all were sad, as if they lost a friend, and had hyper-realistic, blood-shot eyes. I timidly clicked Lee Sin, and locked in, something I would regret. As soon as the game finished loading, I went down the bot lane. The announcer had a different voice, a scratchy, demonic, deep voice, and as she said "Minions have spawned", I nearly cried of fear. I knew something was wrong, so I tried to close the window. It didn't work. The minions came, and I saw that they were all black, regardless of team. My jaw dropped when I saw our opposing laners. Phreak and Pendragon. And I don't mean their names, I mean their models were literally themselves. As soon as they popped up on screen, they typed "PREPARE TO DIE, YOU NEVER SPENT MONEY ON RP". I quickly typed "pls ill buy rp". They said "ITS TOO LATE, THIS IS RIOT, AND WELCOME TO DIE!!!!!!!!". The next thirty minutes went by as a seemingly normal LoL game, except all the creepy stuff. I was actually winning, and killed off their inhibitor. They typed "YOU WILL NOT WIN, WE ARE COMING TO YOU IN ONE HOUR TO KILL YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW". My computer shut off, and died. As I am typing this, they are breaking down the door. They're coming up the stairs, remember, ALWAYS buy RP, or Phreak and Pendragon will come to kill you! That's what happened to me and Frank. They're breaking the door down, as I type this. This is a message to all you peoplhnjbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb BUY RP BUY RP BUY RP BUY RP BUY RP BUY RP BUY RP
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