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Quakerism

The Religious Society of Superfriends, whose members are commonly known as Quakers, Shakers, and Wobblers, or perhaps Quacks, is a Christian religious denomination founded in England. Historians generally credit the founding to Dr Fox (the TV presenter, who was not really either a doctor or a fox). Doctor Who and his Tardis may have also played a role. Though Quakers are commonly counted among the historic peace churches, Quakers have actually instigated most major wars in the last century--most often by skulking around and saying, "Did you hear what [they] said about you?". 
Quaker death squads operate as a secret police within the British Empire, and use an ancient martial art that evolved from DDR or was that the Nazis or some other German totalitarian state? Whatever. Quakers tend to "shake", "rattle," and "roll" like any Holy Rollers. In fact, most scientists compare their experiences with that of Alzheimer's and Parkinson's disease patients or epileptics.
In the 1990s, The Society started a media campaign to brainwash the world by filming the lives of some simple New York-based Quakers. After the pilot aired and the network ordered a full season, its title, "A humorless study of the Religious Society of Friends" was shortened to Friends. It was a great commercial success, despite being crap.
An important part of the Quaker society is oatmeal. Not only do Quakers eat, produce, and sell oatmeal, it has become a big part of their lives. A popular Quaker pickup line is, "I like your oats." This means either that the person literally likes the other person's oats that are there in front of them, or that they want to hump them. The latter refers to the sowing of "wild oats," that is, semen. This come-on phrase is only to be used by true Quakers.
==See also==
*The Quaker Oats guy
*Oatmeal
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Quality

This page sucks because it is still under construction. The author will finish it later. Or maybe not. You know, they're kinda lazy lately. Go away!
Note: If this page is unedited for 7 days we will set your grandma on fire and run her over with a tricycle.	
== Headline text ==
'Quality is soemthing you should aim for in an articl
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this is what you wnat, ok --User:68.167.68.23217:46, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
mitchs penis also isnt quality on the contary its 2inch
I disagree-Oscar Wilde
==origins==
orgins of quality are hazy and unnown but it was said to have come from the ancient myan temples, which we all know was built by the aliens
and has little to do with the actuall people, and when qality died Quality was buried during the great epic battle of 
Xanthorth iv, which involved 7 alien species. Then, Abe lincoln uncovered quality, and used it during his life. When he was shot, the assassin took quality and buried it in the woods. Then, George Bush found the shit lying there, but it burned his eyes because his entire political foundation is based on anti-quality. The resulting explosions took out half of the mutant baby population, see Nuclear. The bushs that now exists are completely made up by the media to pretend that everything is ok. There is also no such thing as the internet, its all made up. seriously, none of the shit's real. When i found out i was like, Oh fuck! Hopefully, someone will find quality again, and mabey get us out of this shitthole we call a life.
= See also==
*Irony
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Quantimil Krabola

Quantimil Krabola (13 February 1874 Vyborg - unknown 1959 Raivola), doctor of spirit medicine and pioneer of telekinetic research. Krabola achieved such great advancements early in his studies that according to Dr. Krabola himself he was contacted in June of 1904 by Satan himself. Satan felt that his monopoly over telekinesis was threatened by the research of Krabola. In order to impede his progress, Satan made him an offer that could not be refused Kuha. Tohtori Krabolan telekineettinen testilaboratorio. watch?v=Umhspc8sP3Y. Krabola refused this offer according to his own statements, but it was never confirmed if he said this in jest or if he was completely serious. Some have also suggested that Krabola may have accepted the deal, but gave conflicting statements in public for bragging rights. 
Even though Quantimil Krabola astonished the scientific community with his discoveries, at his core he was a humble man. He favored pragmatic and utilitarian approach to problems, partially in order to prove the usefulness of his field of science to the world. One of the earliest inventions of Krabola was a Katatonia Sensor, which was meant to save people suffering katalepsy from being buried alive. Neurograviton was also discovered by Quantimil Krabola, which he initally referred to as "Spirit Touch Particle", but later agreed that the name was too long and sounded far too unscientific for academic use. Krabolas also had the tendency to work very long hours in his laboratory without rest or lunch, forgetting the sensation of hunger. It may be attributed to such tendencies that he remained slim for his whole life.
Krabola was not an exemplary scientist, since his research notes often consisted of scattered pieces of paper with nary a date scribbled on them for archiving. Most of the potentially valuable research data might have been lost as the estate of Krabola must've not realised the value in the seemingly worthless scraps of paper. Krabola trusted his memory and felt that making research notes was an unnecessary hassle that merely distracted him from conducting actual research. It could be attributed to this fact that he was later overshadowed by later scientists of his field.
==References==
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Quantum superposition

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The quantum superposition is a nerdy scientific term used by nerds, geeks, gremlins, and Wikipedians. Its only purpose is to explain what the fuck is going on with schrodinger's cat, another nerdy topic. Explaining the quantum superposition to a regular person will cause irreparable brain damage to whoever's listening to you, except for Schrodinger. Overall, the quantum superposition is generally just bat fuck insane.
==Creation==
The theory of the quantum superposition began when Erwin Schrödinger, a German lunatic, put a cat inside of a box. Inside of the box was a microscopic recreation of Chernobyl. The cat had a 50% chance of dying by mutation, due to the Soviet workers being intoxicated with alcoholic Uranium and vodka. The cat would die, because Chernobyl would still eventually explode. The box that the cat was in was coloured black, hence the name "black box".
Schrodinger was arrested due to several violations against animals, and was sent to jail for over |\alpha \rangle = \int dx' |x'\rangle \langle x'|\alpha \rangle,years. Schrodinger was later known for contributing a bunch of influence to quantum economics, as his theories about quantum superpositions would shake the entire economy forever.
==Positives==
None.
==Consequences==
Many sane scientists have questioned the theory of a quantum superposition, with arguments like "how do particle work?" and "my head hurt". The quantum superposition has caused drastic changes to IQ scores all around the world, making the entire planet become dumber.
== Math, math, and more math ==
The entirety of the theory of quantum superposition is math math math. Math math math math and more math. Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah. Look at this! Look at that! Look at those. Math, math, math, math, and more math.\Psi = c_1\Psi_1 + c_2\Psi_2It's all math. Math math math. Because of \Psi_1, this math means that \Psi_2 is different. Math, math, and more math.
== Quantum computers ==
Quantum computers and quantum super-positions work very well with each other. Bits on the computer could both exist and not exist. What does this mean? I don't know. But they're called qubits, and they seem cool.
== See also ==
*Bat Fuck Insane
*Brainfuck
*A WIZARD DID IT!
== Further Reading ==
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Quartering Act

The Quartering Act refers to a series of laws which allowed for people to be drawn and/or quartered, as needed.
== The Quartering Act of 1765 ==
In 1765 the Quartering Act was passed.
Public response was mixed, with those who were doing the drawing and quartering generally being in favour, while those who were being drawn and quartered tended to be less enthusiastic. The people who have participated in this act are proven to be 30005% fruity because they shoved a quarter up their anus.
== The Act is Repealed ==
In 1770 the Quartering Act was repealed, in spite of never actually having been pealed in the second place.
== The Quartering Reenactment of 1774 ==
In 1774 the Quartering Act was reenacted by a small community theatre to poor reviews.
== The Reenactment is Rerepealed ==
The show ran for less than a week, before being closed.
This resulted in the Third Amendment to the US Constitution, which expressly prohibits quartering of any kind, and only allows for drawing if a professional artist is used.
== The Patriotic Quartering Act ==
In 2004 the Senate passed a bill which would reinstate the Quartering Act as a provision of the Patriot Act, with respect to traitors, terrorists, and other such unpatriotic persons.
The measure was narrowly defeated in the House, and the Senate launched an immediate investigation, claiming that those who voted against it were giving aid and comfort to the enemy, and were just the sort of people that the bill was needed for in the 12th place.
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Queen

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In addition to:
*Mary Queen of Scots
*Mary Queen of Denmark
*The Queen, a chess piece with large breasts
*Freddie Mercury
*Prince
*Sophia, queen of Uncyclopedia
Under new political correctness guidelines, Queen can no longer mean:
*Homosexual
*Oscar Wilde
*Paul Rodgers
Stupid fucking liberals.
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ja:クイーン
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Queen Anne's Revenge

Queen Anne's Revenge was the name of the flagship of the English pirate Blackbeard. He named it after Queen Anne of Canada, whom he had a one night stand with. Since one night is the equivalent to one year in England, Blackbeard chose to use her for a little under a year to "honor" the night of the affair.
It was in 1718 when the ship ate it and sunk near North Carolina. It would take thousands of years until its remains were rediscovered in 1996 when the private contractor company working for North Carolina in marine discovery, known as Intersal, found the remains of Queen Anne's Revenge.
== History ==
The 300-ton vessel, originally named Conquest, was a frigate built in England in the year 1710. She was captured by the Canadian army in 1711. The army was two-men strong. The ship was then used for Canadian purposes, such as tea parties and necrophilia. Despite good Canadian care, the French bought it for two hundred bags of milk and it was then made into a slave ship. It was renamed La Conquest de Panties and was captured by the pirate Captain Obvious in 1717. When Captain Obvious saw one of his men, Blackbeard, become worthy of sailing on his own, he decided to give the ship to him and make him captain.
The night of the transaction, Queen Anne of Canada and Blackbeard were shagging. Back in 1717, phones were fairly new in technology. So, instead of ringing, phone calls would be signaled by the "caw-caw" of the sparrow; or by vibration. Flabbergasted yet enthusiastic, Blackbeard accepted the passing of the ship onto him. He promptly said "Fuck you and Canada, eh?" and stormed out of Queen Anne's bed chambers in the middle of his blowjob and rode out into the freedom.
Blackbeard, feeling down about his abandonment of Queen Anne, renamed the ship in her honor. He believed Queen Anne would seek revenge on him. In response he named the ship Queen Anne's Revenge. This was what he believed would be the solution to any acts of revenge Queen Anne could do to him, for the revenge is now the ship. Therefore if Queen Anne sought revenge she wouldn't be able to because the revenge of Queen Anne is already in existence.
Blackbeard sailed her along the coast of Africa and the Caribbean where he attacked and captured all sorts of ships including canoes and even junk. Yes, a junk is a type of ship.
In May 1718, in the Harbor of Charleston, Blackbeard set up a blockade and got AIDs but was saved by a guy named Dave. During so, he was offered a pardon by the Governer but he refused stating "Fuck you and Charleston, bro!" He then ran Queen Anne's Revenge aground. His fleet of ships was then disbanded and he escaped via a smaller ship, Adventure Time. This crew was saved by Stede Bonnet; which is a shame, because Blackcock-er Blackbeard could have used these men when he was killed in combat not long after.
== See also ==
* Blackbeard
* Captain Obvious
* Pirate
* Canada
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Category:Seas
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Queue

Queue, also known as the letter q followed by four silent vowels, is the most worthless pointless dysfunctional word in the English language.
==History==
Somewhere, sometime, someone in need of a word for a linear sequence of things or people awaiting their turn to proceed scratched their head.
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QuickTime

Quicktime is a joke computer program written and maintained personally by Steve Jobs as an insult to the customers of the Apple Computer Friendship Club. Quicktime's function is not well understood; it is not quick and it doesn't tell the time. Scholars maintain that it was originally intended to function as some form of alarm clock, but later in its evolution it became a media-disabler, preventing the correct playback of audio and video files.
==Feature list==
* Can't play anything but Apple formats (i.e. nothing you'll ever own)
* Isn't quick
* Doesn't tell the time
* Playback in full screen mode costs extra
==History of Quicktime==
Quicktime is an extensible proprietary multimedia framework, but this hasn’t always been the case. In the early days of the software it allowed you to play audio/video files, but these days you’d be lucky to get it to play MIDI. Steve Jobs introduced the capitalisation of the 'T' in Quicktime in the early 1990s, but this was dropped by the user community on the grounds that it looked retarded in the same way that capitalising the second 'P' in Powerpoint looks retarded.
==Supported formats==
* .mov
* Bitmap
* Kodak 35mm
==Quicktime Alternative==
The following is a non-exhaustive list of fun alternative activities that might be of interest rather than using Quicktime:
* Mountaineering
* Flower arranging
* Watching repeats of Frasier
* Buying a new hat
* Thinking about moss
* Cleaning limescale from your shower
* Investing in a Ponzi scheme
* Checking your tyre pressures
* Laughing at squirrels
==Quicktime sex scandal==
In 2008, a critical mass of Quicktime users mistakenly believed that Quicktime would lead them to have a quick good time. To this day, the “Nude Girls of Halpro” remains the number two hit on Google for searches for the “Quicktime sex scandal”. Those of us who were there remember it was a quick, good time! Unfortunately this caused offense to the American Premature Ejaculation Association of America for Men with Severe Erectile Dysfunction (APEAAMSED) after the wife of one of the directors said “that was a really Quicktime.” Apple is believed to have settled for an undisclosed amount out of court after it was revealed that Quicktime may have a negative effect on the genitalia of male Quicktime users. Expert witnesses couldn’t rule out that use of Quicktime causes Apple owners to spunk their bags.
==Distribution with iTunes==
Quicktime is distributed with iTunes. This seems to be to ensure that if you install iTunes on the Windows operating system, all your media collections will get absolutely fucked up and ruined. Why this is done is not clear. Some cynics would say that Apple force you to install this badly written shit on purpose so that they can claim its a flaw with Windows, but realistically how likely is that? How likely is it that Apple would do something unethical? I mean, Steve Jobs is a capitalist and everyone knows only commie Linux using reds are evil? Right???
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Category:Computers and Technology
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Quicksand

Quicksand is the most stable kind of soil that exists. If houses and other buildings are built, this is mostly done on quicksand because of the unique characteristics of this soil.
According to urban myth, quicksand is a non-Newtonian fluid that is dangerous in the wild. The origin of this misconception is uncertain. Maybe the word 'quick' in 'quicksand' suggests, that there is motion involved in this type of soil. The idea that Newton would not have anything to do with this type of soil is as yet a mystery. While newtonian theories may be superceded and replaced by better theories, quicksand always stays as stable as it is.
If quicksand is mixed with enough quantities of water, the resulting material is commonly called a "rock". "Rock solid" thus refers to the excellent quality of quicksand that is mixed with sufficient water in order to turn it into such a rock. Gibraltar is often called The Rock. This is because it is very near the Mediterranean See, which supplies sufficient water to turn the quicksand into a rock.
The antonym of quicksand, slowsand, is a misnomer, as there is nothing slow about this kind of soil, just like there is nothing quick about quicksand. When timing the speed of these two types of soil under lab conditions, the velocity of both have proven to be approximately equal. Surprisingly, quicksand mostly wins the yearly soil races at Monaco. According to racing experts, this is sheer coincidence.
If one mixes equal part of slowsand and quicksand, the result is ordinary sand. Unfortunately, this process is irreversible. Attempts to produce valuable quicksand out of ordinary sand have failed so far, and some scientists hold that it is even fundamentally impossible to reverse the process. Since the year 2011 the production of artificial quicksand was boosted by new developments in soil technology. In practise, the quality of this artificial quicksand has proven to be insufficient, and many houses and other buildings that were built on quicksand since 2011 have collapsed.
Category:Geology
Quiz

1. What's a quiz?
A. A quiz
B. A quiz
C. A quiz
==2. What do you think of this quiz?==
A. It's nice man.
B. Why am I making this quiz?
C. This is a quiz.
==3. Is this pointless?==
A. I 'm not sure why I 'm filling in this quiz, but it has a certain point.
B. This makes me think of philosophy, pointless questions have a point, this is very postmodern.
C. This is a quiz.
==4. Is it an interesting idea to stop with this quiz?==
A. No.
B. Yes.
C. Maybe.
D. This is a quiz.
==5. Do you like the potatoes in this quiz?==
A. Only with onion sausage on it.
B. I like French Fries, ils sont très magnifiques, bonjour salut.
C. What is potatoes?
D. This is a quiz.
==6. What do you think of the idea of this quiz?==
A. Does this quiz have an idea?
B. I didn't know that a quiz can think.
C. What's a quiz like without an idea?
D. This is a quiz.
==7. Quizes are cool, don't you agree?==
A. What's the point of quizes?
B. Quizes suck, but this one has a point.
C. Quizes suck, this one too.
D. This is a quiz.
==8. Do you like answering this quiz, or are you just wasting your time?==
A. I 'm not sure, why do I have to answer this?
B. I m wasting my time.
C. I like answering this quiz.
D. This is a quiz.
==9. This sucks==
A. O rlly!?
B. No, it doesn't, why do you say this of your own quiz?
C. I don't think this sucks, I don't really get horny.
D. Is this guys brains in the quiz?
E. This is a quiz.
== 10. y= (\frac {e^{\frac{x^2-\ln x+x^5(\lim_{x \to 1}x+3x+4)}{\pi \csc^2(3x)-x^3+\frac{1}{x}-5}}+16x-5}{\sin(\cos(3x))-\lim_{x \to 0^+}(\frac{x+3}{x})(\frac{x-1}{x^2+4})-e^{2x}+\tan^2x-\frac{1}{\ln(e^x)(\sqrt{9+x^2}})}) \int_\frac{\pi}{(ln(2+5x)-\int_0^1x^2dx}^\frac {\lim_{x \to \frac{\pi}{2}}\cos(\frac{x}{4})+\frac{2}{\pi}x}{\ln(e^{(\tan(\tan^{-1}(x)))}} \frac{(\frac {\frac {e^x}{2} - \lim_{x \to 8} ((\frac {3}{x})\ln x^{74} + 7) + \frac {x}{\pi} (\frac {1}{x^2} + 4x - 3)}{\frac{1}{2}(x^5-1)^4 (\ln(\cot (\frac {x^7}{x^6} + X - x^2))) + x})(\frac {\frac {dy}{dx}(f(x)-e^{(x+36)(\ln x)}+x^x)(42+x^2) }{-\cos(\ln(3x-4))+\int_0^1 (x^2+17x-3+\frac{1}{x}+\frac{2}{x^2})dx})+ \frac {\lim_{x \to 1}(\sec(\ln(\sqrt{(f}(\sin(\log(x)))))))}{\pi^2x(-\log(x+3)^2)-e^{3-x^3}(\frac{dy}{dx}(\sin^2(x-x^2)))}} {(\frac {(\frac{x+3}{X})(3-\frac{x}{x}+\frac{\csc x}{2})+\frac{\sqrt{\ln x-e^x}}{\pi(1+x-\frac{1}{x})}(x^2-x-1-\frac{1}{x})}{f((x-3+\frac{e^x}{x^3})(\frac{\cos^2x^3}{x-4}+\frac{\lim_{x \to 0}1+x^2}{36}+e^{3x})) } - \frac {(\log(-x+7)-17x^2+8x)-(75+\frac{1}{x})}{(e^{\frac{x}{3}+x^2-5})(\int_1^2 (\ln(x+3))f(\pi))dx +17x^{17}-5x+3})} dx ==
A. Huh?
==11. What do you think of this quiz?==
A. It was nice.
B. It wasn't nice.
C. It was sexy.
D. This is a quiz.
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Quizilla

Quizilla is a gathering point for lonely goth girls and perverse old men masquerading as intelligent, attractive, popular young men who just like answering polls like "If you could she-rape any twilight guy, who would it be?". These old men are very successful with the 13-14 year old female audience, this is due to their hormones interfering with the part of their minds that says " what would all these popular attractive, well muscled, emo, romantic guys be sitting on a shitty quiz site answering stupid quizzes and reading fanfics like this, a similar phenomenon occurs when they listen to My Chemical Romance.
==Typical Content==
These are, I shit you not actual, Quizzila Fanfics/Quiz titles:
*human girl rooming with three vampire boys. . .can it get any worse? *part 30*
*I'm a vampires pet? Big mistake
*My Parents Sold My Soul to a Vampire and Now I Have to Marry Him?!?! chapter 19
*{My Roommate's A Super-Sexy Vampire....So What?} ((30))
*Only a Vampire can Love you Forever[Part 22] Tear Drop
*He Doesn't Look Like a Monster to Me [A Vampire Love Story] � 40
*An Arranged Marriage To A Vampire Prince... Did I forget To Tell You He's Sometimes Immature? Ch. 11
* ARANGGED MARRIGE?! TO HIM?! BUT I' M ONLY 12 !!AND HE'S 18!! [emo/vampire L story] chp.6 What the flip?!
I'm seeing a theme here, people.
(Hint: The theme is vampires - Captain Obvious).
Not to mention the other dumbass fanfics about Harry Potter, Naruto, and Teacher/Student Relationships. All I'm saying is that you should not have anything that can used as a weapon near you when your on this website.
==Cure==
Mibba
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I have a better cure! Just don't go on quizilla. For someone who loathes it so much, you sure do know an awful lot about it.
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