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Spongebob's Cursed Episode

One day I was watching Adult Swim at 3am. A special episode of Spongebob was about to start and I was very excited about it because Spongebob is my favorite cartoon. The episode started and the intro was corrupted like jumbles of color.
Then there was text for about 1 minute. It said "If you don't want bad luck until you're 70 you should turn this off now. Then another text appeared – "Your choice". The episode started and I saw Spongebob facing the corner of his home.
The camera slowly panned to Spongebob then Spongebob looked at the camere with blood shot eyes. Then there was Patrick's house for about a minute. Then there was Patrick watching tv and Spongebob behind him holding a knife. He cut Patrick's head off and ate his body.
The next shot showed Squidward's house for about a minute. Squidward was sleeping and Spongebob was holding a pack of scissors. Then he cut a whole in Squidward's body and ripped out his intestine. The Spongebob pulled a gun and shot himself.
The episode ends with Bikini Bottom on fire and a sign saying "Spongebob's Lost Town". Then the tv turns black and returns to an episode of Rick And Morty as if nothing happened.
After that I started getting bad luck.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Suicide
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob's Obsession

Squidward woke up in a dark room. "Huh? Where am I? The last thing I can remember is that I got hit on my head." He noticed he couldn't move. A harsh light suddenly turned on and Squidward saw he was in Spongebob's bedroom. He also saw Spongebob standing in front of him, grinning.
"Oh golly, you're finally awake! DAHAHAHA!" Spongebob said cheerfully, and walked towards Squidward.
Squidward said, "Spongebob, why am I tied down and what are you doing?"
"Well, Squid, you're always so grumpy against me and Patrick. But I finally have a way to make us best friends forever!"
Squidward saw a mannequin in the shape of him, and asked again what Spongebob was doing.
"Isn't it obvious, Squidward? I'm making a new you! But I can't do so without the perfect material. DAHAHAHA!" He went downstairs.
Squidward saw a few drawings of him, Patrick and Spongebob standing beneath a rainbow, looking all happy. He was creeped out by all this, and screamed, "SPONGEBOB, RELEASE ME THIS INSTANT!"
Spongebob came upstairs, and said: "Now why would I do that? Or else I won't be able to make myself a new friend! I have a surprise for you!" He grabbed a huge, sharp knife and cut off Squidward's nose. He laid it in the corner and kept the blood in a jar.
Squidward screamed and said: "OW! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS LIKE THIS?"
"No, but in this case, I have to do it." Spongebob slowly started cutting down Squidward's six tentacles, and laid them in the corner. Blood squirted out of the tentacles, which he stored in the jar again. He did so with the other body parts untill Squidward was fully cut open.
Spongebob fnally stopped, and used the blood to cover the mannequin. "Look how handy I am! The new you and me will never leave each other's side! DAHAHAHA!" He used the blood to glue Squidward's inner body parts in the place where the belly belongs, and covered it with the outer skin of Squid's belly. He stuck it together with needle and thread. He also stuck the tentacles under and besides the belly area. Squidward wasn't even alive anymore, but Spongebob still said, "See how good this looks, Squid?! Only one part remains!"
He cut the eyes and the rest of Squidward's forehead out, and removed Squidward's brain and skull. He took Squid's occiput and pulled it on the back of the mannequin's head. He stuck the rest of the face, eyes and all on the head too.
He then drew a mouth with the remaining blood. He also picked up a book, named: "Voodoo and black magic for dummies." He had prepared some kind of demonic chant, and he spoke it. The mannequin came to life, and said, "Spongebob, you are my best friend forever! Let's go jellyfishing with Patrick." "That's the spirit, Squidward!" Spongebob replied, and put the brain and skull into his treasure chest. "I have prepared a net just for you! Let's go!" He already had plans for finally getting his drivers license, too...
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Spongebob's SpongebBalls Sweat

Hey folks! Don't cum on SpongeBob DVDs! This morning I was jacking off to SpongeBob when I noticed something. His ball sweat. Looks delicious. Shortly after realizing this, I went to a garage sale in hopes of finding a SpongeBob DVD to cum all over. I didn't find anything there do I looked through the house's window. An ugly dude was holding one so I smashed the window with my Hatsune Miku body pillow. He screamed but I was determined to get what I want. I always get what I want. I snatched dat disc and ran away.
As soon as I got home my pp felt the touch of the smooth, flat fucker. I was about to climax when the DVD came alive and said "You do this to me? You do this to me?" in a heavy German accent. I hate accents that aren't mine. I started fuming in pure rage. Before I could get my penis wenis off of the disc it flew right into my DVD player, thus getting my cock violently smashed in. I let out a loud scream. My TV automatically turned on. A title card appeared that said "SpongeBob has AIDS". 
The episode started with SpongeBob and Patrick on a couch. Patrick told Spongebin "you should probably get tested for HIV. Gay men like us seem to be testing positive more often nowadays." What in the flip flop fuck? Gay in my show? I knew what I had to do. I went to a NASA launch site and broke into a spaceship. Someone caught me so I canceled them on Twitter for a racist Tweet they made back in 2008. Rext.
The ship launched and I was going to cum on the Earth when it crashed into the sun instantly killing me. I possessed a homeless guy so everything's good now. My TV teleported right in front of me and resumed the episode. Spinach Bobster was at the hospital. "Mr. Balls, you have HIV." a doctor tells him. Sonic Bin Laden just straight up fucking died. 
Patrick kissed his sweaty balls and said "Love is merely a social construct. With the average human life-span being roughly 70, you only have to endure another 50 years of excruciatingly unforgivable pain. Everything is temporary. Your life does not matter, and these comments do not matter. Everything is temporary. Everything will eventually rot away. As long as the factor of time continues being the apex predator of the universe, the inevitable decay of all pain and memory is unstoppable. In fact, you could stop the pain at this very moment, by putting a bullet straight through your head. Being a robot, I will never die, and I will never be able to experience the sweet release of death".
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Spongebob's worst christmas

in 2006, Nickelodeon had never got a idea for making a another Spongebob Christmas Special, The fact was anymore specials expect for a strange one from Christmas Who? called SpongeBob's Worst Christmas. It was 3 PM and I was watching Nickelodeon and I saw a Christmas Special promo of SpongeBob SquarePants. When it went to commercial break, After that The Split Screen Credits starts. after the Nickelodeon Logo, The Intro was not there so it's look like it was not here, The Title Card was just like Christmas Who? but the Background was grayscale and The text was bloody,
The episodes starts with Patchy the Pirate, president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club, He Said "You are now watching this special", Potty the Parrot, Patchy was watching Rankin Bass cartoons, puts up his various SpongeBob VHS and DVDS, and bakes bloody cookies which Potty said EW. Patchy also takes time to open a letter from a fan, they asks if SpongeBob has a very good Christmas, Patchy was once a time when Christmas in Bikini Bottom was hatefull, and decides to Bubble squash screen.
Outside Patrick's House, SpongeBob . Inside, Patrick throws the Christmas lights, which SpongeBob was screaming on fire and tries to remove the fire After that, Spongebob was burned. Later in the Krusty Krab Building, Squidward's House was moving to kill Patrick, Mr. Krabs was scared. Everyone in Bikini Bottom where not alive is excited at the idea of SantaBob NaughtyPants throwing knifes at everyone, and they all, except Squidward, He said "You little sea shit" Then Push him and the wall. SpongeBob is sending a bloody cookie from Santa and finds Santa, He Said "You fucking chesse head, you are never getting toys" yet. SpongeBob said: "I AM NOT A CHESSE HEAD YOU BASTARD" He was slapped by Santa 120 times until blood starts to get him, the people of Bikini Bottom has having a breaking news about eagerly awaiting the arrival of Santa and the episode ends.
Please do not watch this episode
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Holidays
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob, lost episode

About 2 years ago I was sitting on the couch in my living room watching TV. It was about 12:00am and I was getting tired. I started to scroll through the channels to see if anything was on that I would stay awake for. When I got to channel 100, I was about to turn of the TV when I accedently pressed the up button and the channel changed to 101. This was weird because my TV only went up to 100, it never went to anything higher than that. I switched to the channel and the show "Adventure Time" was playing its final credits. When the credits ended the screen went dark for a bit then the Spongebob Squarepants theme song started playing. Spongebob Squarepants was my favorite show so I decided to watch it.
The theme song played normally but when the episode started, thats when things got scary. The episode began in Spongebob's kitchen with gary eating some snail food. Gary moved away from the bowl then went offscreen, but the camera remained focused on his bowl. Then a high pitched noise came from the TV. I jumped at this, I was getting scared. After about 30 seconds the noise stopped, then the camera slowly turned towards the door of the kitchen and Spongebob was shown in the door. His eyes were red and his face was menacing. The camera got a close up and I got scared, his eyes were so evil and his face looked twice as horrifying. Then, his laugh started playing but it did not sound like it was coming from the TV, it sounded like it was coming from behing me. I ran upstairs to my bedroom and hid under the covers. I could still hear his laugh, sounding like it was moving closer and closer. After about 5 minutes it ended, I did not dare take my head out from under the pillows, fearing I would see the evil Spongebob beside my bed.
In the morning I went downstairs and found the tv off. I turned it on and put in "101", but all that came up was static. I told my parents about what I saw but they said I was tired and just dreamed it, but I know what I saw. From that day, I never watched TV at midnight, fearing channel 101 might appear again.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Spongebob.mp4

so i was was taking a bloody walk anndi found spongebob sayiing buy me please i brougth it and put it inside of the tv - big mistake!
IT STARTED OFF NOMRALY BUT WAS WERID WAS larry was MUDERING PEOPLE and spongedod had a not a happy smile which meant he meade a miilion dollar deal with the devil and psonhgebob said ok i love to i agrrwee YES I AM RICHHHHHHH he ssaid i comited LIERALT satan\nt told him hmmm hiow abouit you kill the bitch mrs.puff yes spongebobsaid time to kill that bitch!spongebob kicking the door opne like akrater fighter thee h said yoah hiss fatass time of yourt graveyyard sucker!.spongeob kciked mrs puffs ass and when he was tlf spongeob said yess finnaly she was bioitch and fatass and now shee dead spongebob would do the defualt dance on or body while music from fornite would come :I HATED FORNITE So i comited on then tv.then spongebob tried to kill a guy but the guy was saved by homer simpsons he sai dyou ok to the guythen petr grifaan came in and kille dhomer blood flys everyhwe then spongeob would say fuck you to peter grididna and use rockek launche rkillling the guy and peter then spongesaid time to own all cartoons he broke into disney tsudios and killed everyone ther and he sia dLol ez what noobs rext and fornite danced i vomited enoguh to feed a army of 10k men the mickey mouse said its the mickey culb house come insidde there drugs inside sponge siad hella you ii need drugs and to get fuckin high beuas ei thionk i killed to mcuh today he took the frugs and staict and screaming and crying and pulout and donald wher e mkilled by spongebob then the next day ok mor emudering people! and then siad on shit i forgot to kill the binki bottom hje send nuke thwere killing all binki bottom people then mario said moma meia then was killed by spongebobspongebob dabbed and sia dame an de and sicking rickiling me then the last cartoon was called the fall of spongbob and his fucking detah and hio whe died graivty falls guys ahh what fucking nic day then spongebob with an ak47 and tom and jerry where ther e and thehy said FUCK and start crying like littile babies then spongebob killed them all then he blew up france evryone there died and i said i fine with that lol france sucks
this is th delinc eof spongepob as he staring killing every charcter and ncikdoel and killing evryone at south park and bob burger then somone who ahd enoguh who was the hero well fuckers i was shcokled who was the hero it was star vs the forces of evil when marco who was making out with star i vomited said know what i have had enoguh of with sponge he said getting sicked and tired of spongebob he grabbed chain shaw i aluighed thinking ti was sjoke but i was not sponge said marco and saw FFUCKJ I THINK I MIGHT GO TO HELL them marco cutt spongebob in hal and marco laguhing beuase spongebob was fiannly dead i sawe hwat the fuckin and the was a beer party with all the funreeal of everyone who saied then marco said your next then it ened i kille dmyslef after watching it.
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:File Extensions
Category:Suicide
Category:Loads of Characters
Spongebob: Bloodkini Deathottom

I was a big fan of spongebob. But this episode changed my perspective of it forever. What episode was it? Ok. Here's the story.
I was at hot topic looking for a shadow Freddy plush. When I saw a 100 episode marathon of spongebob! I saw this all the time and I was tempted to walk past it. But it said. And a bonus new epsode to be put in their with it. I wanted to see what this bonus was. So I found shadow Freddy and bought the two thongs. I put the dvd in my DVD player and lucky me. It had the bonus episode category. It said. Bloodkini Deathottom. What? I thought to myself as I hugged shadow Freddy. This is a kids show. What's with the title? But I decided to play it off as a joke and play it. That was a terrible mistake on my part..
The episode began with the title but spongebob was red and he was called. SpongeDeath squarepants! Wow. I said. The names get scarier and scarier. I hugged shadow Freddy hoping this wouldn't be bad.then spongebob was at the krusty krab. Spongwbob! squidward said. A customer wants a krabby patty! Aye aye squidward! Spongebob said. But they were out of patty's. But he didn't give up. He opened the door to mr krabs office. Ahoy me bucko! Mr krabs said. Goodbye me bucko! The sponge said. Spongebob knocked mr krabs out and dragged him to the kitchen. Then mr krabs woke up. The last thing he saw was sponge bobs spatula stabbing him. He was cooked. Hmm... spongebob said. Not enough patty.. so he dragged squidward into the kitchen. Spongebob what the hell are you doing! Squidward said. Spongebob ripped the squids head outt. And mixed it with mr krabs. Not enough patty! Spongebob yelled. Patrick was at the krusty krab so he took him to the kitchen. He burnt Patrick on the stove. Blood spilled everywhere. I was terrified. I hugged shadow Freddy so hard if he was alive he would pass out. He mixed Patrick's dead body with spquidward and mr krabs. Not enough patty! He yelled. Sandy was also there. So he lured her there too. He took off her helmet making her suffocate. I could feel her pain. She was mixed in with the rest. Almost enough patty! Plankton was trying to steal the formula but spongebob threw him into the patty bowl. Witch drowned him. Order up! He gave the krabby patty to the customer. Gee thanks, he said. Spongebob realized he didn't have enough patty. I'm coming for you.. he said. This terrified me. A couple days waiter I heard a nock on the dor. The tv switched on and turned to static. What's going on?! I screamed. So I decided to open it. The last thing me and shadow Freddy saw was spongebob saying. I need more patty!
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Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Spongebob: Chefbob's horrible past

Do you know about a cartoon about a sea sponge? Well in an a character named Chef Bob which debuted in an episode with the same name.
Well the person who possessed Chef Bob was once a former famous chef in bikini bottom and serial killer.
He became insane after cooking up some patties until in his mind he thought he could do the same with his own kind.
Then he killed some people fried them up and served them as patties.
Many years later he did a Satanic suicide to praise his mind and god.
Now he stalks The Krusty Krab to find a body to continue his past.
Now he possesses the body of the chefbob puppet.
And that's why Chef Bob is his own self.
He wrote this message in red and Hindi in the back of The Chum Bucket which said
अब क्या है!
which in Hindi it means What now but in English it means THE PAST IS NOW!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Category:Suicide
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob: Episode 0

Now I am not going to start off this Creepypasta by claiming I saw it air on TV or bought it from some sketchy store clerk because well lets admit it we all know that is complete utter bullshit. But in all seriousness lets get on with the episode.
So it was about a week ago when I was having a garage sale and I needed some money so I went in my basement digging through storage. It was boring and I didnt really find anything other than a couple old movies and some toys from when I was a kid. But something caught my attention. One of my Movies was a little heavy like there were more than one disc in there. So I popped open the case and surely enough there were 4 discs crammed in there. The first two were lion king movies. The next was a Finding Nemo special feautres disc then there was one dvd that was blank and it simply said "Spongebob Episode 0". Now I have my fair share in liking spongebob and I never remember an episode 0. So I did what anyone else would do and I popped it in to my dvd player. The title screen was plain. I pressed on the episode and it started immediatly.
The title card said Episode 0. It wass weird because it was a very dark themed title and it was silent. the episode started with spongebob sitting in the diner and he looked very sad. He didnt make any noise and the audio was silent it then cut to a mangled corpse of Sandy and it cut back to spongebob sitting on his bed and the audio was now on. You could hear a very bine chilling crying like as if someone knew they were about to die. But Spongebob didnt move he just sat there and the crying got louder. It then cut to showing patrick crying in front of Spongebobs House. but this only lasted for about 3 seconds. Oddly enough ift then shows patrick, Squidward, mr.Krabs, and suprisingly sandy standing in front of a grave stone. They all looked very sad. And you could hear blood curdling screams coming from the audio. Then we approach the final scene and it cuts to show Spongebob and Patrick standing side by side. There eyes were black and expanded and the only two colors in this picture is red and black. A demonic voice then said "Smiling is the mask of The Suffering." then it cuts to black and you then see bikini bottom explode. then the episode ends. And the credits are quick and silent.
I was quite horrified by this. I didnt know what to think. I then turned around and saw that my brother had saw it all and so did his friend Alex. I didnt know what to tell them. My brother is tramatized to this day and his friend has since went missing. I didnt want to say anything to the police because I didnt want to be next. Hence why I shared with you guys.
I am begging you in all honesty if you ever see a copy of this Episode dont watch it. It will give you bad psychological effects.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Spongebob: Episode A45B

June 14th 2002 – 12:00 – Noon. that was the time-date when a unknown Spongebob Squarepants episode was released without a commercial. According to Nickelodeon forums, It was said to happen after "I Had A Accident" the episode started with Painty The Pirate. Or at least his empty picture frame. The picture had a dusty and rotting look, it was on a crooked angle and even a spiderweb was covering the background. It snaps to black and cuts to a orange title-card that strangely matched "I Had A Accident" but the red letters written as "The Black Hole" the bubbles appear as it cuts to Spongebob and Patrick playing and saying "La-La-La" before suddenly, a car zooms in and smashes onto Patrick's body, he groans before he suddenly got up slowly, and then without no warning, Patrick had the same real-life gorilla mask like the gorilla had. Spongebob woke up from sleeping and notices that his house was strangely dark.
He got up and walked awkwardly downstairs; now, there was music but what was weird was that 2 of the songs were playing at the same time, mainly 12 Street Rag & House Of Horrors. Spongebob peaked through the door and he seen the exact same Spongebob from the episode. In the corner of his eye, Spongebob noticed that there was a strange black hole behind the home. But what surprised him was that, there was ANOTHER Spongebob who was sitting and watching Patrick and sandy being beaten, he had a sickening smile as suddenly, the camera cuts to the Gorilla, who charged and slammed with full force and shoved the pineapple house into the blackhole. A loud scream exploded that was described as a high shrill scream; Suddenly, it glitches and spazzes out before it cuts to Spongebob waking up again but Squidward and Squilliam were chanting reversed dialogue, it was revealed the dialouge was from "Band Geeks"
"What are you two saying?!" Spongebob screamed. They stopped and look at each other before Squidward said "Did you forgot the Black Hole? It's something that Bikini Bottom cherishes, and there's something else we have to say, We all die together" Squidward made a crooked smile as Squilliam suddenly fell backwards and fazed through the pineapple home.
It faded out as the credits played. Now, the episode was scrapped and replaced with the original seasons/episodes timeline and forgetting about the episode. And because it's been locked out of everyone's minds and to this day no one thinks it exists. It's possible the episode was a format for I Had A Accident.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.