Marylandball

Merry Land Marylandball is a stateball of USAball located in the Mid-Atlantic in the northeast corridor. It likes dressing up as UKball or wearing big and poofy wigs while walking its poodle. It borders Delawareball to the east BUT NOT FOR LONG, Pennsylvaniaball to the north, West Virginiaball to the west, Virginiaball to the south and also DCball. Marylandball also likes to occasionally wear a crab hat on its head and is often found carrying a bottle of old bay spice. It's a victim of gerrymandering and has some of the weirdest-looking congressional districts on the east coast. Marylandball has a passion for rock music and folk art. Baltimore is where "The Star-Spangled Banner" (the national anthem of the United States) was written.
Marylandball is one of the states with the highest number of 8balls, especially in Baltimoreball, which has a unique accent, with hints of British Colonial Rule. Go closer to the bay, and you'll reach a very interesting accent, known as the High Tider Accent (Hoigh Toidur), an accent created from substantial absence of contact with the outside world. 
Its flag is the worst (best) one in the world just look at it
== History ==
Marylandball was born a 3ball. It was colonized by Englandball settlers, founded Catholic and was later adopted by USAball. It ratified the Constitution on April 28, 1788, becoming the seventh state to ratify it. In 1861, CSAball asked Marylandball to leave USAball and join it; Marylandball said no. 
==Relationships==
===Friends===
* DCball - My amazing child! Just don't listen to its political babble Someday you will part of me, After I annex Delaware...
* Floridaball - Amazing friend, but with a weird shape tho. It can into the Atlantic!
* Franceball - Nah! It's not my rival, well, just twice, most likely an ally! Just PLEASE stop waving that shitty surrender flag of yours!
* Georgiaball - Best friend! It can also go into the Atlantic, loves my crabs! Let me annex Delawareball, please?
* Israelcube - I let it visit once. 
* Liberiaball - Its cool you have a county named after me, but please change the flag! It's worse than mine!
* Michigancube - It's my very own Rubix Cube.
* New Yorkball - It helps me with tourism and getting people to visit my clay.
* OhioRawr - It doesn't let me put a crab hat on it when I take it for walkies.
* Pennsylvaniaball - Sib to the north. It has very bad roads. STOP DUMPING STUFF INTO OUR BAY!
* UKball - Get your disgusting culture away from me, grandparent!
* USAball - My parent who established me to have sea, thank you. Bring me CRAB!
* West Virginiaball - Dirtbike BMX partner. A good friend and has some really good artisan soaps and root beer.
* Estoniaball - Most of your cities are twinned with mine because of your diaspora here, secondly Pope Innocent III named you Maryland (you can into poetic name), and lastly my national guard signed a partnership program after your independence! :D
===Neutral===
* Californiaball - It is a progressive like me but it's also like Texasball in the fact it is VERY VERY egotistical, oh yeah also stop acting like you're the most progressive state ever and everyone else is racist. 
* Delawareball - It may be very tiny, but it really annoys me with its gangs, stop it, please, or I will have to annex you.
* Minnesotaball - Another good sibling, but can someone tell me why it is a wannabe Viking?
* Texasball - I mean, it's not the worst person ever, it is chill most of the time but it's also a racist redneck as well. At least it actually knows how to not have a high crime rate and growing economy unlike me...
* Virginiaball - It's a good sibling, most of the time. BUT CHANGE FLAG, STOP STEALING MY JOBS, AND REMOVE THIS FUCK!
===Enemies===
* Afghanistanball - REMOVE HEROIN!
* CSAball - FUCK YOU! GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! I'M GLAD I DID NOT SECEDE! YOU ATTACKED MY CLAY, THREE TIMES! TWO IN 1862, ONCE IN 1863 AND THE FINAL TIME IN 1864! 1865 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!!'
* Iranball - WHY YOU ATTACK MY PARENT'S BASES?! DON'T DO IT AGAIN, I'M WARNING YOU!
* Massachusettsball - Not gonna lie, I really hate this guy, it always brags about this football team, it is fucking annoying!
* Nazi Germanyball - YOU RACIST DOG! YOU DECLARED WAR ON US! STOP KILLING JEWS! YOU SHOULD GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF WITH CSA! REMOVE HITLER! AND REMOVE NAZISM!
* Soviet Unionball - I may be very liberal however you're very authoritarian and as such, I am glad you are dead.
==Information for Artists==
===Flag Colors===
===How to Draw===
# Divide the basic circle shape into quarters
# Color the up-left one and the down-right one of this yellow
# Divide the other quarters in littler quarters
# Color them (from up-left, clockwise) of white, red, white and red
# Draw a pattee cross on these big quarters counter coloring
# Divide the yellow quarters into six vertical lines (yellow and black)
# Draw a diagonal (from up-left to right-down) line counter coloring
# Draw the eyes and you've finished.
==Gallery==
The Northeast and the Maritimes.png|By u/nohead123
USA Coast - MAP COMPETITION.png
Great Murican Cookin Show1.png
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RCTcsZJ.png|All of the US states
Marylandball (Pyschodelia).png
Polandball Map of North America 2020.png
Rules for thee, not for me.png|By u/nohead123
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Marylandball Happy.png
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==Videos==
History of the United States of America - Countryball version -Finished 2015-
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