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=Pistols=
==Beretta 92FS==
When Saul (James Franco) steals a patrol car belonging to the Police Liaison Officer (Cleo King) that arrested Dale (Seth Rogen), she attempts to stop him by firing off a few rounds at him from her Beretta 92FS, but fails to stop him before Officer Carol Brazier (Rosie Perez) pursues him in an ensuing car chase. During the attack on Ted's grow house, Ken (Ken Jeong) also uses a Beretta 92FS to wound Carol, who returns the favor by emptying her final three shots on him.
==Beretta 92G Elite II==
Officer Carol Brazier (Rosie Perez) carries a Beretta 92G Elite II as her sidearm throughout the movie. She notably uses it in the car chase with Dale and Saul, and during the attack on the grow house.
thumb|none|600px|Officer Carol Brazier (Rosie Perez) fires her Beretta 92G Elite II at Saul after he stupidly decides to stop during their car chase.
thumb|none|600px|Carol continues firing after Saul speeds away...
thumb|none|600px|... and hits an innocent bystander in the arm.
thumb|none|600px|"Sorry!"
thumb|none|600px|Carol fires her Elite during the Asian's attack on Ted's grow house.
thumb|none|600px|Carol and Ted Jones (Gary Cole) reload their weapons.
thumb|none|600px|Carol fires her Elite at Ken (Ken Jeong).
thumb|none|600px|Carol falls to the ground with her Elite after she is shot by Ken.
thumb|none|600px|Carol (Rosie Perez) fires her remaining three shots at Ken. She hits him each time, but fails to stop him.
==Colt Gold Cup National Match==
One of Ted Jones' henchmen, Matheson (Craig Robinson), carries a stainless Colt Gold Cup National Match, a high-end target variant of the Colt M1911A1, as his main sidearm throughout the movie. Later in the film, Saul Silver (James Franco) takes it from him after a scuffle and uses it to shoot Matheson in the arm. Saul then briefly uses it during his and Dale's escape, but leaves it behind when the two come across better weapons at their disposal. You can identify this as a Gold Cup most clearly in picture six, you can see it has the adjustable sights and raised sight rib - a unique feature of the Gold Cup. Also in picture six you can somewhat make out the "Trophy" logo of the Gold Cup series, and well as the general shape of the Gold Cup marking on the slide.
thumb|none|600px|Matheson (Craig Robinson) shoots Red in the abdomen with his Colt Gold Cup.
thumb|none|600px|Matheson enters Angie's (Amber Heard) house with his Gold Cup drawn.
thumb|none|600px|Matheson with his Gold Cup in Ted's hideout.
thumb|none|600px|Matheson holds his Gold Cup on Dale and Saul.
thumb|none|600px|Matheson shoots Dale's ear off.
thumb|none|600px|Saul (James Franco) holds Matheson's Gold Cup at the ready as he and Dale (Seth Rogen) make their escape.
==Colt Officer's ACP==
The weapon retrieved from Red's cache is a custom two-tone Colt Officer's ACP with Novak-style sights, flared magwell, slanted slide serrations, skeletonized hammer and trigger, and ambidextrous safety. It is taken from Dale when he surrenders to Ted's men.
thumb|none|600px|Red (Danny McBride) plays around with the Colt. Note the shell casing escaping from one of the weapons.
thumb|none|600px|"You stop it right now!" <BR> Dale (Seth Rogen) practices aiming with the Colt.
==Makarov PM==
Ted Jones' another henchman, Budlofsky (Kevin Corrigan), carries a stainless Makarov PM as his sidearm throughout the film. Unlike Matheson, Budlofsky seems less adamant about using his weapon which annoys his partner. He does however, hastily use it to kill a fellow henchman, Pete (Peter Lewis), when Dale takes him as a hostage near the end, rather than see to his demands. Ironically, this in turn, shocks Matheson.
thumb|none|300px|Makarov PM in stainless (Baikal-imported Model IJ-70 pistol) - 9x18mm Makarov
thumb|none|600px|Budlofsky (Kevin Corrigan) shoots Red in the stomach with his Makarov PM.
thumb|none|600px|Budlofsky chambers his Makarov outside Angie's house.
thumb|none|600px|Budlofsky kills Pete, a fellow henchman, to avoid a hostage situation.
thumb|none|600px|Budlofsky fires his Makarov during the Asian's attack.
thumb|none|600px|Budlofsky holds his Makarov on Saul. Exhausted by the events of the day, he decides not to kill Saul and go home, but is killed seconds later by Matheson for "going soft".
==Remington 1866 Derringer==
A nickel Remington 1866 Derringer is briefly seen being held by Red while he and Dale are preparing for Saul's rescue. Based on the size of the muzzles, the caliber of this weapon is .38 Special.
thumb|none|300px|Remington 1866 Derringer - .41 R.F. Caliber. Polished steel with yellow pearl grips.
thumb|none|600px|"I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute."
==SIG-Sauer P226==
Ted Jones (Gary Cole) carries a pair of nickel SIG-Sauer P226 pistols as his sidearms throughout the movie. The one he uses to kill the Asian hitman in his house is a flashbulb-firing "Non Gun" SIG look-a-like rented from International Studio Services.
thumb|none|600px|Ted Jones (Gary Cole) kills the Asian hitman. This is actually a nickel "Non Gun" SIG-Sauer look-a-like.
thumb|none|600px|Ted kills another hitman with his P226. This is also a "Non Gun".
thumb|none|600px|Ted and Carol (Rosie Perez) reload their weapons.
thumb|none|600px|Ted with one of his SIG-Sauer P226s.
thumb|none|600px|Ted dual-wields his P226s as he searches for Dale.
thumb|none|600px|Another shot of Ted with his P226s.
thumb|none|600px|Ted with his P226 just before he is bodyslammed by Dale.
==Smith & Wesson 539==
When Dale (Seth Rogen) and Saul (James Franco) retrieve guns from the rack in Ted's grow house, Dale is seen chambering a nickel-plated Smith & Wesson 539 which he briefly uses after his AKM runs dry.
thumb|none|600px|Dale (Seth Rogen) chambers a Smith & Wesson 539.
thumb|none|600px|A close-up of Dale's 539.
thumb|none|600px|Dale holds his 539 at the ready.
thumb|none|600px|Another shot of Dale with the 539.
==Smith & Wesson 39==
Matheson briefly uses a Smith & Wesson 39 to kill Budlofsky for "going soft".
thumb|none|300px|Smith & Wesson 39 - 9x19mm
thumb|none|600px|Matheson kills Budlofsky for "going soft".
thumb|none|600px|"You need to sit your little sexy ass down and watch yourself get killed!" <BR> Matheson holds his S&W 39 on Saul.
thumb|none|600px|Strange. Right before Matheson is killed, the slide on his S&W 39 appears to be locked back.
==Smith & Wesson 3913NL==
Saul is briefly seen chambering a Smith & Wesson 3913NL when he and Dale find a gun rack full of loaded weapons during their escape.
Another 3913 is briefly used by one of Ted's henchmen before he is gunned down by Dale and Saul.
thumb|none|300px|Smith & Wesson 3913NL - 9x19mm
thumb|none|600px|Saul (James Franco) chambers a 3913NL. Note how there is no "Ladysmith" inscription on the slide which means this is a 3913NL and not a 3913LS "Ladysmith".
thumb|none|600px|A hitman falls dead with a 3913.
=Revolvers=
==Smith & Wesson Model 629 Performance Center==
One of the weapons Dale Denton (Seth Rogen) retrieves from Red's weapon cache is a Smith & Wesson Model 629 Performance Center with a scope rail. When he arrives at Ted's hideout, Dale uses it to threaten one of Ted's henchmen, Pete (Peter Lewis), who is quickly killed in turn by Budlofsky (Kevin Corrigan) to avoid a hostage situation. Afterwards, Dale wastes no time in handing over this and his numerous other weapons.
thumb|none|600px|The S&W Model 629 Performance Center lies in Red's cache.
thumb|none|600px|"Make sure you get those, I don't want to run over them with the vacuum and shoot my face off."
thumb|none|600px|Dale practices aiming with the 629 and a S&W 640.
thumb|none|600px|Dale holds the 629 on Pete (Peter Lewis) before Budlofsky kills him.
==Smith & Wesson Model 640 Centennial==
Yet another weapon retrieved from Red's cache is a Smith & Wesson Model 640 Centennial. Like all of the others that he takes, this gun is also taken from Dale when he surrenders to Ted's men. In a deleted scene, Dale thinks the bullets are Skittles, and Red tells him "it will shoot M&Ms, peas, and chopped up baby carrots, or pretty much whatever you put in it". An error made in the film showed Dale holding the revolver in his arm, but then shows the revolver back in the cache while Dale is still holding it meaning either Red has two revolvers or the armorers in the movie made a mistake. Like the aforementioned 629, the 640 has wooden grips.
thumb|none|300px|Smith & Wesson Model 640 Centennial - .357 Magnum
thumb|none|600px|The Smith & Wesson Model 640 lies in Red's cache.
thumb|none|600px|Dale practices aiming with the 640 and the 629.
thumb|none|600px|"Don't." <BR> Red practices aiming with the 640.
=Shotguns=
==Armscor M30R6==
Red (Danny McBride) retrieves a sawed-off Armscor M30R6 from the weapon cache hidden in his wall when he and Dale (Seth Rogen) prepare to break Saul (James Franco) out of Ted's (Gary Cole) grow house. Although he chickens out later and flees the scene before they enter, he returns in the climax of the film. After using his car to run over and kill Matheson (Craig Robinson), he proceeds to fire the shotgun at the dead man's foot, blowing part of it off.
thumb|none|450px|Armscor M30R6 - 12 Gauge
thumb|none|600px|Red (Danny McBride) retrieves the Armscor M30R6.
thumb|none|600px|"Thug Life."
thumb|none|600px|Red pumps his unloaded Armscor M30R6.
thumb|none|600px|Red with his Armscor M30R6.
thumb|none|600px|A close-up of the Armscor M30R6.
thumb|none|600px|A close-up of the Armscor M30R6's chamber.
thumb|none|600px|Another close-up of the chamber.
thumb|none|600px|"You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!" <BR> Red pumps his Armscor M30R6 after killing Matheson.
thumb|none|600px|Red shoots Matheson's toes off.
==Mossberg 500==
When Carol (Rosie Perez) corners Dale and Saul with her patrol car and slams into their own stolen cop car, a Mossberg 500 can be seen on a rack to her right.
=Submachine Guns=
==Heckler & Koch MP7A1==
While Red and Saul are distracted following Matheson's death, Carol picks up a discarded Heckler & Koch MP7A1. She fires a few rounds at Red (this being the third time in the movie that he has survived being shot) and prepares to kill Saul right before Ken's bomb detonates, sending Red's Daewoo Lanos crashing on top of her.
thumb|none|600px|Carol fires the MP7 at Red.
thumb|none|600px|Carol with the MP7.
thumb|none|600px|"Your stupidity amazes me." <BR> Carol prepares to kill Saul.
thumb|none|600px|The MP7 lies aside Carol right before she is crushed.
==Heckler & Koch UMP==
Several of the Asian hitmen are seen wielding Heckler & Koch UMPs during the attack on Ted's hideout.
thumb|none|400px|Heckler & Koch UMP - .45 ACP
thumb|none|600px|A hitman signals another group with his UMP.
thumb|none|600px|A hitman takes cover with the UMP.
thumb|none|600px|A close-up of a hitman's UMP.
==Heckler & Koch MP5K==
A Heckler & Koch MP5K is used by one of the Asian hitmen.
thumb|none|350px|Heckler & Koch MP5K with SEF trigger group - 9x19mm
thumb|none|600px|A hitman fires an MP5K.
==Micro Uzi==
A Micro Uzi is also used by one of the Asian hitmen. This is one of the very few movies that has the actual Uzi sound effect instead of the edited low-thudding gunshots.
thumb|none|325px|IMI Micro Uzi with 15-round magazine - 9x19mm
thumb|none|600px|A hitman fires a Micro Uzi.
=Rifles / Carbines=
==AKM==
Several of Ted Jones' henchmen can be seen wielding AKM assault rifles while they are on guard at his grow house. They are also used in the ensuing battle against Ted's Asian competitors. Dale (Seth Rogen) retrieves one from a gun rack after saving Saul and uses it until it runs out of ammo just before his face-off with Ted. In an alternate ending, Dale and Saul are sitting on two oil drums smoking when they realize that they forgot to kill one of the bad guys who fires upon them with an AKM. This kills both of them but not before Dale holds Saul's hand before they both die.
thumb|none|450px|AKM - 7.62x39mm
thumb|none|600px|One of Ted's henchmen holds an AKM on Dale.
thumb|none|600px|A henchman fires his AKM during the Asian's attack.
thumb|none|600px|Dale retrieves an AKM from a gun rack.
thumb|none|600px|Dale chambers the AKM.
thumb|none|600px|Dale holds his AKM at the ready as he and Saul make their escape.
thumb|none|600px|Dale fires his AKM sideways.
==AKMS (Custom)==
The custom short-barreled AKMS/Type 56-1 seen in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines and Rambo is used by a few of Ted's henchmen, and is also wielded by Saul Silver (James Franco) in the final shootout.
thumb|none|400px|Custom AKMS assault rifle with folded stock - 7.62x39mm. The custom rifle has parts from the Type 56 and the AKMS. In reality, these rifles don't interchange parts, but it was possible since the gun is massively customized and practically rebuilt from scratch.
thumb|none|600px|One of Ted's henchmen carries a custom shorty AKMS.
thumb|none|600px|Saul (James Franco) retrieves an AKMS.
thumb|none|600px|A close-up of Saul's AKMS.
thumb|none|600px|"Fuck the po-lice!" <BR> Saul attempts to fire his AK at Carol...
thumb|none|600px|... but the recoil forces the AK upwards, causing Saul to miss Carol completely.
thumb|none|600px|Saul notices that his AK is empty as Carol rushes him.
thumb|none|600px|Saul tosses the AK away to fight Carol hand-to-hand.
==Browning BAR Safari Mk II==
When Dale arrives at his girlfriend Angie's (Amber Heard) house on the run, his frantic and stoned demeanor disturbs her father Robert Anderson (Ed Begley, Jr.), who goes to retrieve a Browning BAR Safari semi-automatic rifle. When Saul arrives unexpectedly, Robert returns with the BAR and fires three shots at the two, missing each time and tearing up his own home in the process. After Dale and Saul explain the situation, Robert is briefly seen with his rifle again in his garage, when he orders Dale and Saul (who believed that they were going with them) out of his Volvo.
==M4A1 Carbine==
Ken (Ken Jeong) and a few of his men use M4A1 Carbines during their attack on Ted's hideout.
thumb|none|450px|Colt M4A1 Carbine with 4-position collapsible stock - 5.56x45mm
thumb|none|600px|"No retreat, No surrender!" <BR> Ken plots the attack with his M4A1.
thumb|none|600px|A better view of Ken's M4A1.
thumb|none|600px|Bobby (Bobby Lee), one of Ken's hitmen, descends into the grow house with his M4A1.
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