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Henry Danger: The Death of Captain Man

You know how Nickelodeon has a weird way of counting Henry Danger episodes?
They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent.
The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1.
Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Dan Schneider. During production of the first season, Dan started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Dan.
The episode starts off fairly normal, with Henry lying on his couch, reading a magazine. This goes on for a minute, in silence, before the intro plays. Though the music is missing, it's just Captain Man and Henry saying their lines like usual, but without the music. This is where the episode actually begins.
Captain Man is seen in his lair, sitting on a chair. For about a minute, he just stares at you in silence. For a split second, 5 images scatter across the screen, in quick session.
The five images display as if their a film reel. It shows Captain Man slowly dragging a gun into his mouth, and then he fires, and blood splatters everywhere.
When the flashing stops, Captain is missing from frame.
It goes back to Henry, whose now sobbing uncontrollably. The house seemed more damp, and it was decaying slowly. There were... human heads on the wall, covered in hyper realistic blood.
"I killed him," Henry says in a demonic voice. "I killed Captain Man."
The shot goes to Captain Man, lying in a pool of his own blood. He is covered in feces and blood, his eyes dangling from their sockets.
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Category:DIALOGUE!
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Category:Pointless Violence
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Category:Shortpasta
Henry Hoover doesn't give a fuck that you came

Hello everybody, my name is David. My wife died 6 years ago. Turns out you can hold in a shit for too long. But it was a really smooth journey to my parents' that year, so it was all worth it. I was also ok with her death because I still had my daughter, Janey, to get through the hard times.
"Daddy," said my daughter Janey to me one day after school. "Can you help me with my math homework?"
"No, Janey. I don't want to do that. Do I look like a chump? Why don't you go outside and play in the road for a bit."
"Ok dad."
Several hours later I received a phone call from the police. Apparently Janey had been hit by a bus and died. Apparently buses run all night long and don't give a shit if there's kids playing in the road.
"Thanks officer." I said and hung up the phone.
I sighed. "Just you and me now, Henry." I said to my Henry Hoover; a Hoover that has the face of a man, his nose being the hose and the top vacuum producer looking just like a classy bowler hat.
Henry Hoover wiggled back and forth with delight. Henry Hoover rolled his eyes and winked at me.
"Hey, what was that wink about just now?"
Henry started flailing his hose around the room, smashing the pictures of my now dead wife and child from the mantlepiece. Henry's long extension cord extended towards me, wrapped itself around my legs and pulled down my pants.
Now, I know you're thinking, where is this going? And it's basically going to me and my Hoover having sex. Like, the Hoover was going to totally suck me off. My wife had been dead six years and the prostitutes had quickly worked their way through Janey's college fund. But Henry had always been there for me and had both a hard and soft sucking option.
So there we were just enjoying being two free individuals. And I'm ashamed to say, because it had been so long, I finished pretty quick. Henry wasn't mad, he just kept going. I was like, ok, this time's for you Henry. But then after the second go, Henry just kept on sucking.
"Henry, this has to stop. I need something to eat and to arrange the burial of my child."
But Henry's smile just grew wider and wider. And he kept on sucking.
I tried cutting the nose hose, the power cord, I even tried sticking a screwdriver in Henry's eyes. But he just kept sucking. Sucking.
Sucking. Like I was some kind of filthy carpet.
"Henry, stop. There's nothing left!" I said three days later when I entered a rare state of lucidity.
"HENRY DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU'RE DONE. HENRY NEEDS YOU TO BE CLEAN." Said Henry.
And I'm afraid to say that I too eventually died.
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Henry Stickmin: Doctor’s Doom

Hi. I'm Kaite. I used to play this Henry Stickmin event, but I am never playing it again. Enjoy my story.
It all started when I was woken up in the middle of the night by "The Henry Stickmin Collection" franchise. I turned off my tv before I went to sleep. But I did not care. I was not tired, so I played the event. At first, the game's theme was normal and stuff. But when it says "Welcome!" at the end of the theme song, it repeated 8 and the last time it was in a deep voice. Then it showed the game that said "Doctor's Doom ". That was strange, because Henry Stickmin is a kids game.
I was freaked out but I played it. It started out with Henry, Ellie and Charles with Mary, Crafty Arty, Margarita and Joseph in the hospital, and Ellie Rose asked if they can visit Robert Wilson in his office. Nurse Alice said "no". Here is when it is freaky. Chill jumps down from the ceiling and pulls out a gun. He runs to Henry Stickmin and puts the gun in Henry's mouth. He shoots and blood splatters. Then Chill went to the topphat clan airship and pulled out a knife. It then cuts to black for 10 seconds.
After that, it shows Mary, Joseph and Margarita's dead bodies close up. The game ended and I realized it was shorter than most of the games in the time. I then went to sleep, hoping it was a dream. I woke up and saw some news about the event on some news channel. I stopped playing and forgot all about the event and lived normally again.
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Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Vidya games
Category:Shortpasta
Henry Stickmin Version 6.66

Today is a very awesome day. I'm getting Among Us for Steam!
But, little do I know, I will find something that will make me never look at Henry Stickmin the same way again...
__NOTOC__
==The story==
===A normal day on Steam===
I was on Steam. I looked up "among us" because I want to play that game. Soon, I found a game called "Free Game". I though I found a free version of Amoug Us. But when I got it (it was free), things was different.
===The game===
To my surprise, it was The Henry Stickmin Collection. I cried with joy, because I always wanted to play that game too. There was seven game, which was weird. But, I decided to play all of them. (big mistake)
====Part 1====
The first game, Breaking the Bank, looked normal. When I tried to get achievements, that's when the game got corrupted.
First, I went with the shovel. I clicked on the cars... and then I saw a image of dead Henry. It was so gory I couldn't explain it. At the end, I saw Henry getting shot down on-scene. Blood was everywhere.
====Part 2====
Escaping the Prison was a bit worst. I tried to get the BBO ending. I couldn't click, for some reason. Henry was shot down AGAIN. It showed his corpse, and I got the ending. It was normal, however.
I had enough. I tried to close the game, but it wouldn't let me. So I went to get the other 2 endings, both of which was normal. I went to the map to get achievements. First, I went with the opacitator. As soon as I clicked on the word "opaque", I was treated to a cutscene of Henry using it, falling to the center of the Earth, and melting into blood.
When I was in the lobby turn and picked the wrong way, after Henry tripped, a bit of blood was showed, hinting that he died.
Picking all of the donuts in the game was normal, except for the bagel. As soon as I clicked it, it turned into blood.
In the SE ending, when I clicked on the sun, I saw Henry turn into blood and dust by the lazar.
====Part 3====
Stealing the Diamond was worst. I got all 3 endings, then I used the Jumble Hoppers 3 times. At the 3rd try, I saw that Henry drowned.
The snap neck option was worst. I saw another image, but it was red text say "IKNOWWHEREULIVE" on a black background. It was creepy to say the least.
Lastly, the wormhole rifle option was the worst. As soon as I clicked on the word "here" in the fail text, blood covered the whole screen. It stayed like that for 15 seconds... before I saw Henry, cut in half like the lazer cutter option, but with added blood.
==== Part 4 ====
I dunno what to say about Infiltrating the Airship.
REST OF THE STORY COMING SOON...
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Category:Stupid is as the main character does
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Category:Vidya games
Hentai Slenderman

One day, Slenderman was sat at his desk watching creepypasta porn and hentai with squidward in it (he liked the tentacles) and then a pop up appeared on his screen. It said "HIRING CREEPYPASTA MONSTERS FOR NEW HENTAI ANIME! YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST 20 TENTACLES, AN UNNATURALLY BIG COK AND NO FACE AND/OR CRAZY BLOND HAIR! EMAIL 666.creepymail.com OR CALL 666 666 666 TO APPLY FOR THE JOB!" Below the hyper-realistic blood coloured text was an image of Shrek and Jeff the Killer having sex with each other. Slenderman was bored of stalking the elderly in the park and making PewDiePie and Markiplier shit themselves and so decided to call them.
When he called them, some woman started speaking Japanese. He screamed down the phone, saying "SPEAK ENGLISH YOU CUNT BITCH WHORE!" and they started crying and talking English. They put a dodgy man on the line who told an excited and horny Slenderman to come meet them in a dark alleyway for his "job interview" on 6:66 on 6/6/2006.
Slenderman arrived for his job interview, and told the interviewer he was horny, had big long tentacles and no face/hair. The interviewer was captivated and hyper realistic blood cum poured from his kawaii penis. He then started... grabbing Slenderman's tentacles and squeezing them. Jeff and spongebob appeared and tied him to a chair. He tried to teleport away but he couldn't. Hyper realistic blood flew everywhere for no reason, as spongebob began to sit on Slendy's lap and kisses his cheek. Slenderman looks up and sees a kawaii Shrek with a camera recording the scene. Slenderman said "wtf is this shit" and then screamed in pain as Skodewared wrapped his tentacles around Slendy and began to... touch Slendy, leaving trails of tentacle slime shaped like a penis on Slendy's forehead. He then picked up a glistening knife and began to lick the knife, as Slendy shat himself everywhere. Then, he starts to stab slendy with his hyper realistic knife, making hyper realistic blod fly everywhere. Then slendy died
remember folks
don't do hentai
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Her.exe

It was a normal day, just like any other. I was browsing the internet for a crack for a game I had pirated. Searching, I came across a Japanese website, which I had to use a page translator to read. It was a very dull website, white background with black Times New Roman font.
The translator must have been terrible because the crack descriptions rarely made any sense. I had typed the name of the game I had wanted to crack into the search bar, and it directed me to a very empty page, with nothing but a link that said "craCk". Normally, I wouldn't download from such a shady website, but I couldn't find a decent crack anywhere and I was desperate.
When I downloaded it, there was a folder on my desktop, once again, named "craCk". When I opened it, there was 2 files. One was a .txt file and one was a .exe file. I first wanted to read the .txt file, but once again, it had to be translated. I was very shocked at what it translated to. "helpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpme" and so on. I was very reluctant to start the .exe file but I figured if it was anything bad, AVG would help.
I clicked on the file. her.exe is what it was called. At this point, it wasn't so much about the game crack as it was to see what was going on with the .txt file. As soon as I clicked the file, my computer shut down. After I started it back up, there was 4 new files on my desktop.
There was go.txt, her.wmv, her.exe and her.jpg. I started to worry. go.txt was just the same thing as the first .txt file I opened. I clicked on her.wmv. Windows Media Player opened and it showed a first person view of someone walking in the woods at night, they started running at a certain point, panting heavily.
He came across some train tracks and started running on them. Keep in mind it had to have been about 1:00 AM, so it was very dark. The camera went completely black for a few seconds, but you could still hear the person running.
The person had turned on some sort of flashlight. The person then stopped running and went dead silent. The camera was looking down at his feet, and he stayed still, yet I could still hear footsteps and ruffling of gravel. The camera slowly pointed upwards and what I saw still haunts me to this day. It was a woman. Her skin was completely grey, she was in an old dress and holding a long stick.
Her face was black and her eyes had a yellow glow to them. She took a few slow steps forward and the camera dropped, going black. After about 15 seconds, all you can hear is footsteps inching towards the camera. It's then picked up, pointing at a person laying dead on the ground.
The camera is then pointed upwards at the night sky, and the video ended. I was terrified at this point and didn't even want to open the image file. But I did, and it was a still frame of the woman. I couldn't sleep that night, and it took a few years of therapy to help me get over this.
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Her Dimension

I remember it clearly. Not one of my fondest memories but a memory nonetheless. I'm writing this so you know. So you all know. Mirrors are NOT safe during the day. Do not ever think that you are safe when around one.
So I had to run away; what other choice did I have? It was definitely for the better though, I think. Who knows what could have happened?
==Wednesday, May 13th 2009==
It was any other normal day in my house; it was around 5 o'clock in the evening. Mom was downstairs helping my grandmother make dinner. I was upstairs taking a shower. It was nothing out of the ordinary, even with the bumps and the bangs of people moving a floor below and coming up and down the stairs connecting both apartments. I come out of the shower and walk into my mom's room to get changed since it's closer to the bathroom than my own room.
Walking over to the vanity, I begin towel drying my hair and then I grab the brush sitting next to my mom's jewelry box. That's when I noticed it. Removing the towel from half of my face, I stare at my reflection as I brush my hair. Suddenly stopping, for whatever reason, I put my hands down on the edge of the vanity and stare hard at my reflection. Something was off but I couldn't quite tell what. Leaning forward, my face a few inches from the glass, I begin to wonder why I thought something was wrong.
Looking around, I took note that the mirror was clean and was free of marks so that couldn't be it. The room was lit so it couldn't be odd shadows either. And then it hit me. My reflection wasn't doing exactly what I was doing. In fact, I had a very indifferent look on my face while she, though it was subtle, was smirking. I laughed at myself, thinking I was being paranoid and leaned away from the mirror. That’s when the terror hit me. She didn't move; she was still leaning.
Grasping my towel that was around my body, I stared in horror as my reflection straightened herself and looked at me. No, I can't call her my reflection. No matter how much she looked like me, she wasn't me. She couldn't have been. Her smirk then widened as her eyes twinkled with what I thought had to be insanity. And I was completely frozen; my eyes locked on hers. I couldn't move, couldn't feel my legs, I could barely breathe. Then she raised her hand and touched the glass. A chill ran down my spine as I saw her fingertips begin to come out of the mirror.
I had enough of it at that point. As fast as I could, I ran out of my mom's room and down the stairs to my grandmother's apartment. I couldn't tell them. Who, in any sort of sound mind, would believe me? "Mom, my reflection just tried to snatch me up and drag me to her dimension." Pfft. Ridiculous.
No one knows this happened to me. Well, no one knew. Now you know. So please, don't ever stare at your reflection for too long. Even as I'm writing this for you, I'm glancing up at the vanity mirror in my room, wondering if I'll see her staring at me with those awful eyes and insane smile once again.
It happens to me all the time.
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Her Yellow Dress

I was sleeping with my husband when we heard a loud breaking noise coming from our kitchen, we lived in an apartment high up, so we didn't think of it and thought we had just forgotten to close the windows in front of the kitchen. When I got there the window was closed and nothing was broken or on the floor, I didn't let it bother me and continued sleeping. But I was still freaked out.
A few days went by, and the noise returned every night, at different times from 8 pm to 4 am we would hear a noise. Sometimes loud sometimes quiet, sometimes the noise represents the wind something that breaks.
But one night, I had enough, I stayed in our living room waiting for the noise to come. I wish I didn't. The same noise from the first time woke me up and I saw a young girl in a yellow with pink dots dress standing and stealing from our fridge food, I only saw her for a moment before we both freaked out and she went invisible. I tried to calm her because she didn't completely go invisible, her beautiful yellow dress was still there, but it wasn't the bright yellow and pink it was, it changed to a darker tone. I told her she doesn't have to hide I wouldn't hurt her, she didn't take that very well and with her scream she pushed me back to the living room and I felt a really bad pain in my stomach.
The next thing I opened my eyes for was her running to my room and me bleeding from my stomach, I heard my husband scream in pain, and I passed out. I woke up in a hospital after a coma for a week and when I asked about my husband I learned that he was killed in an unknown way and that girl I saw was one of his 5 victims, I was supposed to be killed by him too, but that girl saved me. I was thankful for her until they gave me a letter they found near his body that said
"Your husband killed me and mama, I am now after every married man that I can find. Don't get married to a man if you want him to stay alive." I was terrified, I just told the nurse to take it away from me.
I am now a single father to my adopted daughter, and she knows about what happened, since then 5 mysterious deaths of married males with one or more daughters were found dead sleeping with their wives.
Don't make yours next.
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Her love for red

Hello.. My Name is Raven. I have The most Amazing Life Ever! Or so I thought.. Well lets just start from the Beginning shall we? It was the year 2011, I was a simple girl who loved Red. Oh I was 13 at this time. I watched a lot of scary movies. Even the stupid ones. I loved blood and gore. Starting at the age of fourteen I began a obsession with cutting my thighs, and wrists. I loved the pain. I go deeper and deeper. Then I got into Creepypasta. Jeff, Jane and others Jeff The Killer was my idol. By the time I turned eighteen I moved out of the house and got a apartment, I have gotten a boyfriend at this time. Well here is where we stop. This is where my story begins...  "Babe stop reading those creepy-pastas and come watch this movie" My boyfriend ranted. "Not now, it's just getting interesting" I reply. He sighs "Ok..." After a hour I finished. "Shit, I'm late!"
I grabbed my bookbag and left. I was late for class. Once I got there I realized I brought my razor.. "Crap...Oh well" I hurried to class. Mr. Turner started to scold me. "Sigh, Again Raven? That's the 10th time already!"
"Well sorry for enjoying some reading God." I yelled "Don't use that tone of voice with me!"
"I'll do as I please."  
"Well we all know the reason why you're always late, going out with some guys then getting laid"
"Excuse me? For your information, I've been with the same guy for almost 3 years and you're gonna call me a whore?"
"Pretty much."
I took out my razor and did something I don't regret. I slit his throat. I had just realized what I just did I fell to the floor. Cried. Yea, Yea I know I said I didn't regret it but I kinda was traumatized... I touched the blood and put a hand print on my white sweat shirt. "This is so me" I broke out laughing. I looked at everyone else. Her, yes Her. The snottiest girl ever. I walked up to her and stabbed her in the chest. "Why?" she sobbed "Why? Because you're not perfect than everyone else yet even if I did do this you still wouldn't learn your lesson. 7 years, you picked on me."
BREAKING NEW
12 students dead at Denver University, we still don't know who might of done this... But hopefully our law enforcement will get to the bottom of this..
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Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Jeff the Killer
HeroBrine near encounter

I decided to start a new map this morning, but to my surprise, I had spawned in a map with no hills, mountains or caves nearby. All I was in was a field. The field was full of pork, bone, feathers, and etc. I later found a sign that read: 'HeroBrine was here.'. I have not used any custom seeds, this was a new map. I walked along my infinite field when I found a beach with what seemed to be a rotting whale carcass made by HeroBrine. I stepped in (The rotting flesh had holes abling me to climb in.) And I found another sign, which read: 'Stop following me.' As I had to leave for school, I saved and left. I just started up my game, and my world was renamed: 'I told you to stop following me." The name reached over the gray box that surrounded it and was part of the main screen. I tried playing it, and as it finished loading I was brought back to the main screen. My world was deleted. I have yet to see HeroBrine.
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Category:Shortpasta