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The Big Comfy Couch lost episode

I am an intern for PBS and I went because my job at nick sucked. I always loved cartoons as a kid and even now so its always been my dream to work for a cartoon TV station. you might be wondering what I'm doing here? my job is to review cartoons to make sure it's good to go on the air. usually I would review shows like Berenstain Bears, Teletubbies, and The Big Comfy Couch. Teletubbies always creeped me out.
So one morning I was looking through VHS tapes I had to review that day when a VHS caught my eye. It was "The Big Comfy Couch lost episode" I wondered why it said lost episode on it but, I didn't really think anything of it.
The episode started normally with Loonette and Molly sleeping on the couch, when the rooster woke them up like always. Loonette said "good morning Molly". Then it showed Molly thinking about going outside. Loonette said great idea Molly! They went outside to see Granny Garbanzo cooking what looked like Mr. Snicklefrits. Then major bedhead went into frame and put a package on Granny's porch and then said, good morning everyone! Molly shock her head witch meant she said good morning. Then major bedhead said something but I couldn't hear it because, the screen went to static. I didn't know how long it was for but, I think it was about two minutes? Then it showed the Foley Family eating dinner and the kid Foley took his head off showing a mangled face with blue blood dripping from the eyeballs. then the mom and dad Foleys took there heads off! They started to come closer to the screen and one of them said something muffled but I couldn't tell what they were saying. Then the screen went back to static. For about 2 more minutes the for about 1 minute it showed Loonette doing the clock stretch. But as the minute went on the music got more distorted and the way that Loonette was stretching way more then humanly possible. Then it went back to static to show them all eating Mr. Snicklefrits! Then the episode ended.
At the end of the credits it showed Mr. Snicklefrits down to the bone! I was Horrified at what I saw.
The next day I looked up the episode and it showed no results. I also mentioned the episode to some of my coworkers and they said that it was made by a guy named Walker Parks and he was hired in 1998 and fired in 2004 for making these kind of episodes on all types of shows like The Big Comfy Couch. after they told me about the guy I thought I would look it up again. and it said he made a bunch of gross videos and lost episodes of shows. luckily he got fired.
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Category:Lost Episodes
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The Big Hunt

They're coming. I know that they are. I feel it. The sounds in the grass, the rustling bushes, they're here for one thing: ME. 
See, I was born without arms or legs, and without a way to defend. People always said I had a toxic personality and I can't agree more. I've been here for years, trying to survive without limbs and catching everything that moves. But my past doesn't matter, for THEY're coming.
I am aware of what they will do to me, but I have a theory. They're hungry for our meat. They'll eat me and my entire family, and before it our heads will be crushed by their thunder thighs. We're all intimidated by their feathers.
I'm a snake.
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Category:Animulz
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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The Big One

There once was a boy named Drake who is lost in a forest. "Hey..." A voice whispered.
"Who are you?" Drake complained.
"The girl named Eva." Eva said. A ghostly Eva who died on a fire comes closer to him.
Drake came from her.
"Did you came from a forest?" he asked.
"Yes." Eva whispered in a quiet, original voice
"That's okay, Eva. You are alright." Drake asked
"I know that." She demanded
"How did I die?" Eva complained
"Because you died on a fire?" Drake complained.
One boy named Micha (m-EYE-kuh) came and two kids called Shanjay (sh-AWN-JAYE) and his friend, Yamuka (yuh-moo-KUH) who wanted to tell Drake that wanted a ghostly Eva told Yamuka to look for Shanjay's bright, blue eyes.
Drake got very mad and he runs away. Diane (DIE-ANN) got lost, too. Diane and Drake got scared when the ghost of Eva who wanted to tell Drake to possess powers. Without the power-possessor which possess powers. Eva tries to float here. There is a moonlight. Shanjay and Yamuka are confused then, looks to the audience.
Eva walks through a tree to look for Shanjay, Diane and Micha. Micha was afraid. Yamuka is there.
"I don't know where is Eva?" she said. Even thought Yamuka was scared of Eva.
"BOO!" Eva shouted. Yamuka gasped and was surprised.
"A ghost!" Yamuka saw a ghost. She rattled and shaked. Her heart thumped and she jumps.
Eva laughed with cheers. There is a big forest around here.
"Find the big forest over there. The Big One..." Shanjay called.
"If you want it, find it." Shanjay said.
Yamuka got angry.
"You are weirdo." Yamuka replied and glared.
"Weirdo, weirdo, weirdo. Pants on fire!" Shanjay yelled.
"Diane!" Drake called.
"Hey, dear." said Diane.
"Who are you?" Micha asked.
"I am from Earth." Diane smiled.
"Planet Earth?" demanded Drake.
"Yeah. This is why Earth rocks." Diane called.
"That's cool." Micha demanded.
"What?" she complained.
"Crazy..." demanded Yamuka.
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Category:Ghoooosts
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Big Question

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman? Yes.
The gayest thing you can do objectively speaking is being male and having sex with a woman. Think about it. It is literally a part of the body that EVOLVED to take dicks. Their own structure by nature accommodates dick. Not only that, and this is true I googled it, vaginas can also release baby boys which grow into men. So you are having sex with a potential man making factory as well. Not to mention vaginas store the energy of all dicks that have been inside there so it's basically like someone is slapping a bunch of hotdogs together in a damp cave. You are essentially fucking those ghost dicks alongside her. You are having sex with a man making dick pocket.
Literally is there anything else gayer than this? There isn't.
The straightest thing you can do is call up your boys.
It is scientifically proven that men being around other men increases testosterone. That is the life blood of masculinity if you didn't know. In order to stimulate our testo-production you should embrace your boys in a circle to exchange masculine energy. Make sure you are all holding hands so there is no break in the masculine energy flow. Hold eye contact to establish dominance. Also, I recommend doing this nude and outdoors. Nature is always good, and the public should fear you.
Being nude with your fellow men and seeing one another's muscles allows you to psych up if in a life or death scenario you could either A) take them in a fight or B) they would be useful to you in a 2v2. Once you are done massaging each other and potentially-probably masturbating, you will feel an elevation in your general prowess as a man.
Like a rabid leopard fresh off the kill. You will be ready to yell at women on Discord, drink BANG energy drinks, misunderstand every major theme in American Psycho all while listening to Joe Rogan in no time. Just like a true straight man would.
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Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:THERY
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The Big Red Angry Bush of Thorny Hatred

Once upon a time there was a young man. But not just any man... A very angry man. A very sad man. A misunderstood man who wanted to make a difference in the world but could not not due to his being very angry and also sad. But one day he came across a bush. It was a big bush. It was a red bush. It, in fact, was a big red angry bush of thorny hatred. The man thought to himself, This is very scary. And then, he suffocated due to the high levels of carbon triglyceride in the atmosphere. But then, he woke up and realized it was all a dream. But then, he discovered that he had a twin brother who had committed the murder of his pet rock. But then, he found out from his doctor that he had multiple personality disorder. But then, his doctor was actually his dead wife. But then, he realized he was in a simulation inside a simulation. But then, he died. To this day, no one knows where he is or who will be next. The end.
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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The Bikini Bottom Bootleg

SpongeBob went to Patricks House and said
"Hey, do you want to go jellyfishing at jellyfish fields?
Patrick then said "Sure" and grabbed his net
And then Spongebob took the net out of Patricks hand, stuck it up his ass, and raped him.
Then he butchered his body violently, and put his bodyparts in a trash bag.
Then, he went to Sandys house to ask her for advice.
Then Sandy said "What have you done Spongebob! What have you done!"
And so, Sandy got mad at Spongebob, so Spongebob took a knife and stabbed Sandy in the chest. He went up to her and continued to stab her until she died.
Next, Spongebob went to Mr. Krabs house and said "Mr. Krabs, I have done something terrible!"
And then, Mr. Krabs said "What have you done boy?"
Then, Spongebob said " I just murdered Patrick and Sandy"
Then, he knew Mr. Krabs would tell people so he raped Mr. Krabs, he rubbed his red crab dick all up and down Mr. Krabs and then killed him.
Next, he put his body outside of his house, so Pearl would see it when she came home from school.
When pearl came back from school she cried "Why! WHY! Who would do this?"
Then, Spongebob came out with blood all over him with tears running down his face, bloody tears, then he pulled out Mr. Krabs dick, and stabbed it in pearls eyes, he contiued to satb Pearl with Mr. Krabs dick.
Spongebob felt so bad about this, so he killed himself.
It then zooms into Spongebobs bloody face for ten seconds.
the next scene the screen goes black for ten seconds again.
Next it shows a quick glimpse of Gary taking a bite of Spongebob.
Then the screen goes static fot about ten minutes.
Then for ten minutes it shows Spongebob screaming violently.
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Category:Old Shit
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The Billy Mays Channel

In February of 2010, Billy Mays returned from the grave and started his own cable service. He called it, "Billy Mays Channels". In 2011, the cable service disappeared from the face of the earth. What you are about to see are transcripts of every show on every channel we could find.
__NOTOC__
==Channel 1==
HIYA, HIYA, HIY-KABOOM SUPER HERCULES MAYS HAMMER!
==Channel 2==
CHURNT ON BEES!
==Channel 3==
BILLY MAYS HAS THE POWER TO REMOVE YOUR CAR WITH A BAZOOKA! IT'S THAT EASY!
(Billy Mays fires a bazooka at your car)
==Channel 4==
JUST PLACE THE OXI-CLEAN DETERGENT BALL IN THE BLUE TOSS-AND-GO DISPENSER, JUST TOSS AND SMASH YOUR WASHER WITH A HAMMER WHILE IT CLEANS NOTHING! LAUNDRY JUST GOT HARDER!
==Channel 5==
WOW A TOILET! ALL THIS TOILET REALLY NEEDS IS WOPPING SIX-POUND BALLS OF STEEL!
==Channel 6==
Billy Mays: HI BILLY MAYS HERE! DO YOU ENJOY MY AGONIZING SHOUTING?!
Old Man: I suppose.
(Billy Mays hits the old man with wooden plank)
Billy Mays: SHUT UP OLD MAN!
==Channel 7==
HI DOCTOR BILLY ROBOTNIK HERE TO SMASH YOUR CAR!
==Channel 8==
(Billy Mays pours what may be Orange Glo on a pile of random objects while loud music plays)
==Channel 9==
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP!
==Channel 10==
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH MIGHTY PUTTY! BUT I'M HIGH ON CRACK RIGHT NOW AND I'LL TRIPLE THE OFFER! I'LL SEND YOU SIX STICKS OF MIGHTY PUTTY ABSOLUTELY FREE!
==Channel 11==
I'LL SPRAY MYSELF DOWN WITH SOME COROSIVE ACID! OH MY GOD!
== Channel 12 ==
WHY AM I MAPPING WITH HAMMER?!
==Channel 13 (Music Channel)==
HI, HI, HI, HI HI HI, HI, HI, HI, BILL, EE, MAYS!
==Channel 14 (Music Channel)==
BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS BILLY MAYS!
==Channel 15==
WHY AM I SHOUTING?! I AM BILLY MAYS YOU ASSHOLE AND I SHOUT ALL THE TIME!
== Channel 16 ==
Woman: I'm on the ball!
Old Woman: I'm on the ball!
Billy Mays: ARE YOU ON THE BALL?
(Billy Mays throws an Oxi-Clean detergent ball to Woman 3)
Woman 3: Wow, what's this?
Billy Mays: GET OFF THE FUCKING BALL! YOU DON'T DESERVE THE BALL, BITCH!
(Billy Mays takes the Oxi-Clean detergent balls from everyone)
==Channel 17==
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?! YOU WANNA WATCH BILLY MAYS BUT YOU CAN'T FIND THE TV?! OR THE BILLY MAYS YOU WANT IS SHIT?! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH BILLYMAYS.COM! IT'S THE BILLY MAYS YOU WANT, WHEREVER YOU ARE! MIGHTY SHINE, ORANGE GLO, KABOOM AND SO MUCH MORE! EVEN MY FAMILY LOVES IT! SO DOES MY DOG! LOG ONTO BILLYMAYS.COM RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
== Channel 18 ==
(Camera pans down to a Graveyard while text fades in that says "RIP Billy Mays 1958-2009" and some sad music plays when a wild Billy Mays appears along with an record scratch) 
BUT I'M NOT DONE YET!
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Category:English Class Failure
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Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
The Billy and Mandy Theory

This might not be a very popular theory here because it concerns the show being about a dead cast of characters, and it probably seems incredibly similar to the Ed, Edd, & Eddy theory, but since the personification of death is a main character, and they frequent the 'underworld', I think it could work.
Everyone is dead. The whole town, dead.
Billy's family is a new addition to Endsville so they are the most disturbed by everything going on.
Grim is there more as a reminder of their sins and that they are awaiting their ultimate judgement than that he simply lost a bet with a 10 year old girl.
When he does need to collect a soul, its not to escort them to the afterlife, it's to escort them to Satan or God.
Life continues as 'usual' (for this show) in Endsville because it's the only way they know how to adapt to their situation (being in purgatory)
In the episode 'Keeper of the Reaper' Billy's family was about to move out of Endsville. The argument over custody of Grim could be taken as an argument of which side the Reaper really serves, Heaven (represented here by Billy because of his innocence, naivety) or Hell (Represented by Mandy for her cruelty, harshness). The end judgement of Billy being forced to stay in Endsville/purgatory so neither side is without the Reaper would then mean that the Reaper has no one master, he serves both Heaven and Hell, but is seen as a feared spirit because of Hell's dominance over controlling him (Mandy is always the one to order Grim to do anything, Billy is usually just along for the ride.)
That's all I've got for now, if I think of anything else I'll add it in.
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Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
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The Biography Of First Mate Davis Fincklenickel

:The Biography Of First Mate Davis Fincklenickel
:by Master Gunner James Folfax
:(9/4)
Pending approval from First Mate Davis Fincklenickel (which will never happen). Davis was born into slavery in 1751 in Trafalgar, England. He was so ugly that everyone died. Then, in 1782, he changed the world with his new invention: the Jingerwigger. Now, everyone realized the true beauty in how ugly lt is & noone died. In their four centuries of existence, noone had ever thought to combine a fork & a spoon, not even Void. It was the most disgusting thing that was ever created. It was made by recalibrificating Satalcide & lenerating Zrenrith-C while svingersvopping minorly. Despite his success with the Jingerwigger, his new $3 add-on, the Hafmour (basically, a knife. He couldn't get lt to stay on.) in 1740, was a massive failure, causing riots all over Europe & the death of George Washington. It was made out of ketchup. And so, First Mate Davis Fincklenickel accidentally died by being beaten with a mallet by hippies in 1420 in Saudi Arabia, causing the people to go into despair for accidentally murderring their best inventor today. The endings. A story written by You TM, I guess. Die.
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Category:Jornel
Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
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The Bird That Flew by Was Black

I was enjoying my favorite spot in the warm yellow sun, it was warm. I saw a bird flew by and it was black. It spooked me because it chirped too, it had photorealistic eyes. I saw a psychic for answers and he said "Welcome to McDonald's how can I help you" I shuddered.
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Category:Satire
Category:Animulz
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The Black-Nectar Butterfly

Hello, I am a butterflyiologest. I study butterflies. I am a professional in the field of butterflies.
There are many species of butterfly, such as the Butterfree of the Kanto region and the I Can't Believe it's Not Butterfly of the dairy isle. During my travels to South America, I came across a new specie of the marvelous creature. It had dark red, purple and pink wings. It's body was black and it had a big, sharp tooth smile with large red eyes. It was abnormally large. About 4 feet said my measurements.
I watched its eating patterns and noticed it only ate from the darkest of black roses. I cleverly named it the Black-Nectar Butterfly. I snapped many photos from afar but there was always this sort of reddish haze in the photo if the creature was looking this way.
No matter what, the thing always smiles. 
One day I found several of my assistants dead in my tent. It seems that something drank every last drop of their blood because they were as shriveled as a raisin. I chose not to leave my studies and more and more of my people died.
One day I found the creature sitting atop my work table and underneath was my wife. I saw that it had blood dripping from it's mouth. I thought nothing of it and continued my studies.
After one fine dinner of roasted Wife, I heard on the radio that a whole African village had died of unknown causes. That day I had not see my little butterfly friend. It was then I realized that, after 6 months, I had not encountered another one of its kind.
One month had past before I saw my little friend. Everyday the radio brought about more news of deaths within the continent. The final broadcast I heard stated that humans ceased to exist in Africa. Then the host shouted something and all I picked up after that was static. Was every human killed? But how? Why? By whom? I ignored the haunting broadcast to commence my research.
The following week my supplies came ashore. The men on it were dead. Death was by the same means as everyone else. I thought of contacting the officials, but I figured they would only want the bodies back and I would much rather keep them. Roasted human is quite the dish.
3 days later I saw my friend again. It had grown 1,000 times its original size. It's mouth was covered by hyper-realistic blood. It's teeth were blood stained and it's wings were hyper-realistically torn, as if it had been fighting, with blood drips on them. The 4,000 foot giant tried to kill me. It jabbed with its antenna but I quickly did a barrel roll. I got an arrow to the knee, but I was alright. I narrowly escaped to the shore and swam all the way to Russia. They captured me and now, for trespassing, I will be put to death by multiple gunshots. 
I am writing this because I need the world to look out for this thing. It will kill us all.
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Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Animulz
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Category:Hyper-realistic
The Black Coffin

Another vintage trollpasta, this one is believed to pre-date the Internet.
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It was late one night when a couple were driving through a dark street, when the husband asked his wife, "When I die, promise me that you will bury me in a white coffin". The wife promised that she would and she thought that it was a rather abnormal question to ask. A couple years later, the couple became really poor because of their mortgages and soon the husband died. Knowing that the husband wanted her to bury him in a white coffin refused for fear that she would become a beggar. She decided to bury him in a black coffin because it wasn't as expensive.
One night the wife heard an eerie voice through the howling wind outside as she was watching TV, "Bllaaacck coofffiinn inn youurr strreeettt". She froze, a strange voice that she had heard before but did not recognize. She shook off the thought and just thought that it was just the wind. Then 1 minute later, she heard it again, "Bllaaaccckk cooofffiinnn att youuurr maiillbooxx". She suddenly became frightened but shook it off but tensed as soon as she heard the eerie voice again, "Bllaccckk cooofffiinn att youurr doorr". As soon as she heard that, she heard a knock on her door. She screeched and ran into her bedroom. She heard the door creak open to her house as she heard the voice again,"Bllaaccckk coofffiinn attt youurr beeddrooomm doorr," the voice said softly. She screamed at that moment and dived into the closet. "Bllaaccckk coofffiinn innssiidee youurrr beedroom and I'm gonnaaaa geettt youuu"
The bedroom door opened as she felt the closet doors open as she was grabbed into a black coffin..
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Category:Pre-Trollpasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
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The Black Diamond

I was playing Minecraft. I spawned in a new world I had just created. It was a nice place with overhangs, lots of sugarcane, and loads of trees. It was easy to make a house. I surrounded it with sugarcane to add a bit of privacy, and added paintings to add a little more class. It was a nice place all in all. One thing disturbed me, though.
The entire world, for all its size and scenery, was utterly mobless. I found no pigs, cows, sheep, chickens, so I couldn't even make myself a bed to get through the nights quicker. It was so dull that I wished I could hear the familiar "ssssssss" of the creeper.
One night, I was keeping watch on the balcony of my house, armed with an iron sword, when I saw something moving in the trees nearby. It appeared to be a player, judging by the shape of the creature. But that was impossible. I was on a single player server. And it had no name plate above it. I took out my bow and shot a few arrows at it. Almost immediately it was in front of me, its eyes glowing red. I took out my iron sword and struck it. It made the default player's damage sound, then simply disappeared. No puff of smoke or anything like that. It was as if it had disconnected itself for getting struck by me.
However, it did drop something. I walked over and picked it up. It was a diamond, but instead of the bright blue coloring, it was pitch black. This didn't bother me, a diamond was a diamond. I went up to the crafting table, planning to make myself a jukebox, or diamond shovel. I never got the chance. The game crashed, and I had to reboot my entire computer. After I was finished though, the Minecraft program was still there. I entered to see if my world was there. It wasn't. Instead, was, where my old world was, a new one. You know what it was called?
BLACK DIAMOND.
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