Vote for me!

Note, everything wasn't fine. I clicked this button and I died 2 days later. I was diagnosed with cancer 6 months before, but that has nothing to do with it.
Hello and welcome to the Vote for Me page. The sole purpose of this page is to secure as many votes in the voting system as possible. Come on, don't look surprised; someone was bound to make a page like this so just let yourself be lulled by the persuasive writing.
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==Why Should You Not Vote for This Page==
Yes you are reading right and nice to see that your eyes are still working. Many of you would say this sort of page is childish and pointless, but then again you could say that the whole site is. What's wrong with a bit of childish fun? If you found yourself questioning how immature this page is then you need to really loosen up a bit. For starters you're on the internet, go do something in reality, you know, that thing that exists when you look away from something with electricity coursing within its casing. This page is not harming anyone while you lot are voting for it, however the moment you don't bump its votes up, BAM! As I believe in the carrot as well as the stick, if this page makes it to the top of the scoreboard then all of its voters will be handsomely rewarded. How, you ask? You will just have to wait and see. But there is no harm in raising this page's score by one vote. This is not Bollocks; you will be rewarded. But you must vote for this page within ten seconds of reading this sentence.
==Why You Should Vote for this page==
This page performs miracles, it allows you to get in touch with your inner child by letting you go a bit wild and do something slightly childish. But who said it has to stop with this, why not go outside and start pratting about right now. Yes, now, go on, bye.
==Testimonials / User Feedback==
These are all real testimonials given by real people, if you have one, add it to the list, remember to sign it so you can be credited.
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I WAS HERE -kjhf!- 11:49, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
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—Yes 22:41, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
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==Footnotes==
==See Also==
*Whoring in Action! - man this page is tame compared to that.
*Whoring, A Retrospective! - Take a gander down memory lane and have a look at past whoring.
*Whore Another Retrospective
category:Whores