Midnight club buran

It was a nuclear summer afternoon. I was playing Midnight club l.a I am a total Midnight club nerd and if your not then your a Poopsmeller. I played every midnight club game ever except for one Midnight club 2 I needed that goddam game so hard but i cant get it. My gamestore in Ohio sells copies of this game but it was for the ps2 and have a xbox so i just lookedd it up on the internet and i browsed wish.com for copies for xbox and i found that was for 1.2$.
i used my uncles credit card to buy it but i didnt cared since my uncle is dead. When i put it in the cart my computer blew up hyperrealistcly but i thought i was a glitch.so i just played midnight club games and cumming to my nissan skyline r34. I was waiting my copey of midnight club 2 
20 years has passed and a scientist wearing a scuba gear (who looked like that scientist from opposing force) threw my copy of MC2 thorugh my chinmney. I didnt gave a shit abotu that and i picked up my copy of mc2. the cover of mc2 was intersiting to say The cover was a crashed pimped out SUV onta telephone pole and bleeding corpse on its hood. The most weirdest thign is instead of it said 2 it said buran i just assumed that was just the owner just made a perfect cover name in photoshop. So i opened up the the case and the disk was smelling like Dog shit and it glowd red and in the case it had a note "dont play this game you will die but you still gonna play it" but i didnt gave a shit about it. And i poped my Disk in my xbox. 
Instead of the intro it showed street racing accidents (like people geting ran over by tuned cars and tuned cars crashing) but i assumed it was some sotra bug. I created a new profile and jumped into the game. In the intro moses introduces you to the street racing scene with his boner inducing honda civic. Mean while going around los angeles there were hyperrealistic corpses around the sidewalks. And when i went to pee i noticed that orange rain started to rain but i assumed it was a bug with real life. But Moses cutscenes were weird Moses had empty eyesockets that were bleeding and he said the things hes saying but in reversed and it was earrapey. my ears were bleeding green blood but i am deaf lol. And after i beat moses i unlocked his citi but i noticed that the citi instead of having the colors "white green yellow blue" it had "black red pink and purple" and i realized that it was a hacked game i was raged that i almost throwed out my controller into my woodchipper. The racers had the same things that moses had in the cutscenes that had empty eyesockets with blood. and when i beat them the cutscene showed their car crashing into a gas station and explodens and couple of they said "YOURE NEXT!" or smthing like that and after i beat dice (after his viper crashes into a gas station where the player starts) Gina hits you up that you're heading to paris which i thought it was a cut con-Oops its in the final game srry.
It was the same for paris racers aswell and the tockyo racers aswell and when i beat makoto i got his skyline which my dick grew the size of Africa and just jacking off to my skyline. And when i got to savo In real life a car similar to savos parked next to my house but i didnt cared about it. and when i got to paris (again) a guy similar to savo came out of the car and grabbed a gun that looked like the shock roach from half life opposing force. And after i beat savo the savo guy was killing people with his bug. But i was busy jacking off to my skyline and when i was done jacking off. My annoying older sister who was a big Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi fan came to my room asking what is that noise i was doing when my xbox turned into a black hole and sucked my sister in. I felt somethign behind my and it was my skyline(Torque Jx) behind me i was happy but the skyline tried to kill me and the savo guy said The you won the car is yours. I sprited out to my house into the velcoi. even tho i was 31 i didnt had a license. But i assumed it was a bug with real life on the way through the city i ran over several people including a homeless guy and i went to a trailler park and the torque jx crashhed into a traller amd i killed the skyline used Half life logic 
My dead uncle came back from the dead cuz the cemetery where he was buried was near the trailler park and he shot me whit his glock but i assumed it was a bug
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure