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Biden's America

The year is 2021. You look at the television. SIlver fox President Biden announces a vaccine mandate for employees. You clutch your limited edition Trump Funko Pop. It has begun. You gather up all your belongings, and jump into your truck, hitting the highway for the airport. Out of your rearview mirror you can make out a sleek black Prius pursuing you. You make out the numbers "1" "9" "8" and 4" on their license plate. You are able to lose the Prius and arrive at the airport. You are almost free. At airport security You see a young man being dragged away screaming. The guards yell something about him having more than 3.4 oz of liquid. Thankfully you only have an AR 15 on you. The guard inspects it.
"It's for hunting," you say.
They hand it back to you and wave for you to move along. You breathe a sigh of relief.
"One more thing."
You turn to see a Guard staring down at you with their beady soulless eyes.
"I need to see your vaccination card"
It is too late. You try to run away, but you feel someone press a cloth against your face. Reality fades away. You wake up in some kind of lab, chained down to an operation table and gagged. The room is undecorated except for a single poster of Harry Styles in a dress on the wall. A single figure stands in the corner shrouded in shadow, fiddling with a syringe. As they step out of the shadow, you can make out their face, and you realize it is a man in his 50s. He positions a large surgical headlight above you and turns it on. He holds up the large syringe to the light and chuckles, staring into your pleading eyes.
"Don't worry, it will all be over soon"
He removes his mask to reveal his serpent's tongue, flickering in amusement. He plunges the syringe straight through your "socialism is for figs" shirt into your arm.
"Nighty night"
Your world fades to black once more.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
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Bieber Cleaver

One day Brighteyes and Telamon were working on a project. This project was for fire, It took them MANY hours and MANY days to complete this project, Although the horror of hell happened just as they finished JUSTIN BIEBER came through the door and said hi. Telamon and Brighteyes screamed, Justin Bieber started crying and cutting himself, Telamon went :).
Just as he was about dead he started licking his blood and he all the sudden grew these REALLY SHARP teeth, he went up quickly to Brighteyes and RIPPED HER HEAD OFF AND WENT INTO HER BODY AND RIPPED OUT HER LOWER INTESTINES AND TIED HER DEAD BODY WITH IT AND PULLED OUT HER HEART AND CONTINUALLY BEAT TELAMON WITH IT UNTIL HE PROGRAMMED HIMSELF AN ILLUMINA, down they fought, slash by slash, cut by cut, until finally Telamon kicked on Cannibal Corpse and Justin Bieber started to die because it wasnt his song... Continually he threw up over and over again until finally he got on his knees and just as he fell dead as a demon, Telamon stabbed the Illumina into his mouth and the light made him distinigrate. And then Telamon went to Justin's nose, He ripped it out and yelled YOUR VOLDEMORT NOW YOU LITTLE DORK!
Then Telamon as he was walking back to his computer accidently swallowed a fly and choked from it and died
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Roblox
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
BigFoot- True, Or Real?

Rumors, and sightings of huge apelike crearures in the Pacific Northwest date to the arrival of early settlers to the region. However, the first detailed account of Bigfoot was in 1811, when an Sexplorer discovered Large amounts of Cum near the Rocky Mountains. Some Have speculated, for the cum to belong to an ancient Lewd Couple, who Often had sexual intercourse around the pacific forests....But more, have said for the cum to belong to Bigfoot, a beloved sexual figure of the Native Americans.
Bigfoots Big Hairy Ass, or Either Bigfoots big hairy dick, are some of the most adored features of this ravenous creature(s)! I can definitely See why these creatures are so loved all over this green and blue testicle!.......oh wait....
The creature is A Hoax, according to the many minds of people all over. Thatss only because, pornstars are Jelous of The Bigfoots Sex appeal!
-Bigger Dick
-Bigger Ass
-Tighter Pussy
-"Vacuum" sized mouths.
Those are just some of the reasons why, that the Bigfoot species, is the most hated, and so hated.....that they no longer exist! (According to some people)
But let me tell Ya folks....The Bigfoot creature is the best thang Eva! The End!
HAH!!! You thought that it was over? We are far from it my Idiot!
Bigfoot creatree are also true heroes. For example, Last year in Nyc A Woman by the name of Liamel Was about to get murdered by a ruthless Psychopath, by the name Jeffrey Da Killa (Black version of Jeff The Killer). At an alley, in South Bronx
Until, A mysterious figures sillohuete, was seen in the distance....watching....watching.....and more watching!
Then....He Striked! He Landed in front of the killer, and all Jeffrey could see....was a Hairy Moron with a Massive wang! Literally, Thatss how tall this hairy Dude was!
As the killer stood in fear, The hairy figure grabbed the killers head, and Stuffed his gentlemans knife, inside Jeffrey's eye socket! Thus, killing the Scoundrel, and saving the day!
The woman, relieved, Said thank you to This remarkable hero....and then....he spoke!
"Me, Bigfoot...Love Killing bad Guys with Big Ding-Dong".
the woman would respond.....
"Thank you....Big...Foot?"
She was looking at his face, and then looked down for some particular reason....
She was so intrigued, by his Large and impressive Muscle-Penis....and Wanted to give him a blow-job, as a token of her gratitude....THE END.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Big Bill The Butcher

In the year 1623, a child was born in Idaho. Named Bill. Bill was a big and not skinny. He was so big that, no regular shirt would fit him except for custom made big shirts but even they woodn't fit him. So Bill had to get to school without shirts every of his life. Sothe kids always called him 'Big Bill' and he got, sad and angry. One day Bill was walking home from and school 3 kids came up to him. 'HE BIG BILL'
Then Then bill got angry and flet his angry ge t big "What the matter Big bill are you a mad?" Suddnely Bill punched the Bully in the face the bully gtot angry and the he order his bullies to attack Bill. Bill got punched. And then he feel backwards into the street and at the exact moment a truck cam and ran over Bill's legs and he got in pain. Bill woke up in.
Hospital with very legs messed up and flat big feet. He got out a day later with a hostpital bill that costed $88 dollar bills. Bill hadn't got enough money to the bill so he worked in the hospital's butcher shop. Bill walked to the butcher place and he got some butcher knifes but then he went crazy and chopped of his fungers and replaced wit the knifes. 
5 on his right hand 2 on his left hand. He went home and kiled people in the hospital. He also put on some green plats and black shoes.
No matter where,what,when,why,how your doing Big Bill The Butcher will butch you liike all his other victims.
Like he did too me.
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Category:Shortpasta
Big Eyes

WARNING!! THIS IS RATED R, CAUTION MUST BE TAKEN BEFORE READING, IF YOU ARE MENTALLY DISTURBED BY THE PICTURE ON THE RIGHT, DO NOT CONTINUE. THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
"Big-Eyes" woke up one morning to find that his eyes have grown enourmously huge. He also found that he was growing a small "bowl cut". A tear then rolled down his face and his vision made the world seem black and white. The only colour was the blue of his tears.
This caused him to go mentally insane and kill his friends, Yanis and Mehdi. Later, killing random people. He became the #1 wanted. He tried pulling his own eyes out. He succeeded, but they grew back. To this very day, he is still out there killing random citizens around the world. Nobody knows where he currently is. This was written by a survivor. All that we know is that he lurks around in forests at night looking for his next feast.
A common characteristic is that his eyes glow red in the dark and if they look at you, you're pretty much dead.
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Big Mac Diner

I absolutely adored diners, especially those 'old-fashioned' ones. I think the main reason of this is because every summer when we were younger, my grandparents would take me and my cousin and good friend, Felilx, to a diner that was of short walking distance of their home.
My love for diners has long since vanished.
In a tight and clenched fetal position, I continue to shake vigorously. An awful hack made its way out my throat and along it with it, some spotty blood.
"W-Why...?" My wavering voice whispers out to the form in front of me.
The blood, my blood to be exact, dripped disgustingly from the sharpened grill-scraper in their hands.
"Why?" His strong vocal chords boomed, "You make me go through all that, and yet, you ask me WHY I do this?!"
I quiver as a scarred child would do. I was never really one to take being yelled at very well. The building we were in was basically in ashes. The walls were burned and parts of the roof were missing, letting the sun shine through the cracks sickeningly- as if to mock my presence in the situation.
Alas, yet, I repeat my previous question, still refusing to lock eyes with the man, "W-Why?"
"God fucking damn it, you!" He roared once more, "It was a fucking easy question, but you still took five hours to think it over!"
I finally decided to look him in his blackish-brown eyes.
"DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?"
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Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Shortpasta
Big Rigs: Over the Road Dying

This is a story all about how my life got fucked up so bad. And I would like to take a minute just shit right there, I'll tell you all about my experiences with a haunted version of an extremely shitty game.
You see: I'm just your average asshole living with his mom with no job or any form of life. I would trouble you with a whole story about how I came across a video game in some store or a dumpster or just sitting randomly on a sidewalk but I figure that I wasted enough of your time by you even reading this. You see: recently I purchased a copy of a game known as Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. I bought it because it seemed to me like a decent racing game with trucks. However I was proved wrong when I took it home and began playing. The truck I was playing with could drive through anything, it went through a bridge, one of the stages didn't even work. As if it would have made any difference because all of the stages were the same anyway. The only thing I could sort of hit was a downed helicopter. The reverse somehow went faster than it would if I were driving forward and the game was so bad they actually let you escape it by simply continuing driving in one direction and eventually you're in the middle of nowhere. The computer opponent truck that I was meant to be racing wouldn't even move and no matter what I always won the race with a notification when I finish saying "YOU'RE WINNER".
I left for a minute to get some vodka because I thought that it would make the game more appealing. I decided to play a drinking game with it. For every glitch of some sort that I encountered I took a drink.
I got alcohol poisoning that night.
The next day I returned to the game and noticed that something was off. The truck I was driving was hyper realistic and all of the buildings were on fire. The computer opponent truck was in a wreck in the field next to the road with a poorly-textured dead body lying next to it. The game got pretty strange so I decided to turn it off, return it and get my money back. Now I can buy more vodka. Hurray. Happy ending for everybody. Moral of story is do not buy Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing or else you get pissed because you wasted many moneys. At least I always won while playing Big Rigs. I miss Big Rigs. Game of the year. Also I wouldn't turn around if I were you because it will really piss off the thing behind you.
Now I believe it's time for you to go get a life. Unless the thing behind you does something to end that.
And just one more thing.
Smoke weed erryday.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Big bang

we all know the tv seires big bang theory.sheldon is not a grown man in this seires he is a ittle kid.if you cant tell he only works and talks about comic books.that means he is a mental kid at heart.and he will always be.he wants to be a sinteist when he is older.this charecter in real lofe might not be a kid.but on the show he is a kid at heart.
penny wanted to date him becuse he was smart,weird,and nerdy.this is true
sheldon never ever dated a girl to till the last seirs with was to 2011 to 2013 and know 2014.i am the onlt person who knows this but they brake up this year.
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Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:THERY
Category:English Class Failure
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Big bang theory lost episode

Hello my name is Joe.One day I was watching tv.Big bang theory episode came out.It started with normal intro but demonic.In the begining we see 2 main characters Sheldon and Leonard standing in the room.Then Howard cames out from above to the room.He said hello.Sheldon slapped him and said Bazinga.Laugh track played but it was demonic it played for 6,66 seconds timed with stopwatch.Howard Said it wasn't funny.Then Raj came out of nowhere he said something in hindi I didnt undestand demonic laugh track playe.Leonard said What did you said demonic laugh track played?Raj said Death is coming the blood was on his face he had shirt with numbe 666, demonic laugh track played.Leonard said What do you mean?.Demonic laugh track played and.Then death came to the room it was black.Death said Leonard why did you take the last rock? demonic laugh track played Leonaard replied because I had to I do whatever drugs tell me to do demonic laugh track played.Then everyone realised that it was perfect halucination.Leonard said this mushrooms were good demonic laugh track played.Then Howard said to sheldon Sheldon You are terrible,horrible,bad,selfish,mean.I hate you.Consider killing yourself cunt demonic laugh track played.Then Sheldon grabbed knife He slit Howard throat and then cut his hand.Leonard said Are you ok Howard?Howard said What do you think? demonic laugh track played. then he died hyper realistic blood was everywhere.Leonard said I think you are dying but I don't care.Leonard said I guess I need to call police on you Sheldon.Sheldon was mad he knew that he had been so he shoot at Leonard with a gun shoot at his willy one only friend.Sheldon said Bazinga laugh track played.Leonard was shoot in the leg hyper realistic blood was everywhere.Then sheldon threw bottle full of acid at Leonard he died.Then Raj run away.Then Sheldon came to Penny door he knocked 3 times and he said Penny 3 times she opened then Sheldon made Penny choke on Penny she died Sheldon said Bazing laugh track played Sheldon was running after him.Then he ran over Raj with his train he said Bazinga laugh track played.Then police arrived but Sheldon ran them over with his train.Then he flew with his train to space he said Bazinga you are next.Then I saw that Sheldon was behind me he had gun in his hand.Now I am hiding from him but I don't have much time.Don't watch bing bang theory this show sucks.The end.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
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Big fan of your WikiFeet page

Hey man big fan of your WikiFeet page. After a thorough review of your gallery I have to admit you have some gorgeous feet. Toe-to-foot ratio is perfect. Toe nails are clean and well taken care of. Big fan of the contrasting tones of the soles and arches. The only bit of criticism I have is that you have no pics in nylon which is unfortunate.
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Big nate Lost episode

You guys know a new show called Big nate? Yeah! He returned from a book "big nate" Anyway, I found a lost episode of big nate!
The episode started with nate and his friends hanging out as usual, but then it went to static. The intro started But something was odd... There was no one in the intro! And the title card said: Creepy Hotel. I tought it was a halloween episode but i was wrong! The episode begin with nate making his own comic book but suddently nate got an email from unknown person! the email said: "Go to our new hotel" Nate Goes to the hotel But there is no one there! Nate keeps going in the rooms until the lights flicker! And the scary sound played, Nate started to hide in a closed but then it qas an ENTITY!! Nate woke up realizing it's just a dream. Nate saw Blood on his bed!! Nate screamed AS HELL! he got to school and no one was there... he was searching for people but then... he saw his classmates crying and bleeding laying on ground. I got scared!!! Nate saw the same entity from his dream he grabs a crucifix and crucified the entity. Nate Got SUPER DUPER SCARED AND ALSO ME!!! I was having nightmares about this episode for 2 weeks!if you see this episode? DON'T WATCH IT! DON'T MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE ME!!!!!!
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:Lost Episodes
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Big scary spider bit my ass

I was on holiday in Africa feeding starving babies when I had to take a poop, I dug a hole in the ground and took a big dump but a big scary spider came and bit my ass - it hurt and I said "I say good sir, you have bitten my anus": the spider did not reply and then my ass started to swell up.
It was then I started to get scared as my ass grew bigger and bigger until eventually my ass blew up, if you are bitten by a spider in the ass you may suffer the same fate.
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Bigfoot Stole My Gun (A Hillbilly Poem)

So now I'm on the run...
Because Bigfoot stole my gun!
Now I'll always watch my back,
Afraid of his attack.
You should sleep with one eye open,
And always keep a-hoping,
That you're nimble when you run -
'Cause Bigfoot's got my gun.
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Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Bikini Bottom Massacre

So last Wednesday, I found this weird looking tape; it was orange and had Spongebob on it.
I decided that it would be a good time to watch tape considering that I haven't watched Spongebob in a while.
However though, this would be my biggest regret since shitting outside...
It wasn't until I got to the third episode on the VHS that something looked off... The title card read out "Bikini Bottom Massacre" and I was interested in watching one more episode as the other two were boring ones...
After the title card, a blast of static filled the screen and then it cuts to The Krusty Krab.
Here's how the dialog went:
Mr.Krabs: SPONGEBOB!!!
Spongebob: Yes Ugen?
Mr.Krabs: I hate your ass, your fired!!!
Spongebob laughs*
Spongebob: Are you kidding me Mr.Crabs?
Mr.Krabs: No... NOW GET YE ASS OUT!!!!!
Spongebob: I have erge to kill you now...
Spongebob krabs knif and cuts out Mr.Krbs eys*
Mr.Krabs: ME EYES ME FUCKING EYES!!!!!!!
Spongebob Laughs*
Spongebob: I'm going to commit mass murder and kill evrywon!!!
Spongebob: Starting with Squidward!
Squidward: What is it now shitface?
Spongebob decapatats Squidward, oozing out with blood*
That was just the beginning, after Spongebob did all that, he killed Patrick by blowtorching him, then he killed Sandy by making her suffocate to death while saying "DIE YOU BITCH, DIE!!!" and then he finally napalmed Bikini Bottom.
But I was saving the best for last, because I remember the ending of this episode very well:
Spongebob: Look at all the death and destruction that I caused!!!
Cuts to Bikini Bottom at mercy with Spongebob*
Spongebob: Oh well, there's nothing worth living for anymore anyways...
Spongebob: Because I've decided to Nuke this stupid motherfuckin' town to bring it along with me!!!
Spongebob pulls out a Button as he laughs*
Spongebob: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!!!!!
Spongebob presses the button as Bikini Bottom gets destroyed by a Fat Man Nuke*
"The End"
Well that was a wild ride, and I think that this episode is better than any of the official ones, 10000000/10 E
The End (For Real)
Made on Tuesday, December 14th, 2021
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Bill's Bills

Bills, bills, bills. It was all Bill ever thought about. The only thing that he thought about more, was the irony of his name. He could never pay his bills, until one day, an otherwise uneventful morning when he missed the bus to work. It just didn't arrive.
There was a man on the bench next to Bill, the strange thing about him, was that he either had a really good costume, or three eyes. Bill decided to send a compliment his way and said "I like your... um, eye" he said, pointing to his own forehead. The strange three-eyed man responded with "It does more than see light..." and then he was gone.
Bill thought it was a dream, because he woke up on the bench, just as his bus was arriving. From that point on, Bill had increasingly good luck. He got a promotion which paid more than his current job, and he could easily get his bills paid now. Even better, he won the lottery, and was getting $9,929 in the mail every month until he'd been sent a whole million.
Eight years and three months later, Bill had made a name for himself. He had a large business that he himself was the owner of, and he had become rich and famous. Then what happened was a scandal beyond belief over some trivial nonsense, which led to him being photoshopped into a pornographic image.
The public outcry was great, and they did not believe Bill's official statement that "Nothing happened, that was photoshopped!". Bill's company came crashing down, sales dropped because people refused to buy from him, and finally Bill had to shut it down. Bill was now poor and infamous "At least the bills will keep coming" he thought to himself.
And then the bills stopped.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Inside Jokes
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Category:Shortpasta
BillCosby.exe

I was only 9 years young when I got my first Bill Cosby game. I was so happy. I loved Bill Cosby with all my heart. I booted it up and the game just showed a picture of bill's face. It slowly zoomed in as spooky music played in the background. I knew something was wrong. Bill Cosby would never do this. This had to be the work of something more sinister. It slowly zoomed into his nose and that's when I saw it, it was the illuminati. Bill Cosby was in the illuminati. Then the government rushed through my door and took me away. I now live as a test subject for the government. Please... Send help...
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Category:Vidya games
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Wall of Text
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT