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Bearland

I had taken a boat into Bearland. It's quite close to England, when I arrived, I looked around, on the left, there was a place to bear business, which was a place for baby bears to play, on the right, there were a couple of restaraunts and pubs, one was called Bearestaraunt you won't bear, and the pub was called Bearpub. Right in front was a huge monument and on the top, there was a huge clock, it was apparently called Big Bear. I went inside the pub.
I decided to sit in the corner of the bar, the Landbear, as they are called, came up to me while drying up a glass.
"What would you like?" The Landbear asked.
"I would like a pint of Guinness." I replied. 
He filled a glass up with Guinness for me.
"That'll be 6 Bear 50." The Landbear said.
I gave him the money and I was quite bamboozled, y'no bcuz the Bear poured me a pint. 
"I'm gonna go back to eating my Porridge and Honey." He said to me.
"Wow, that was amazing!" I said out loud.
The bear next to me told me to shush, and the game of bearball was on. Liverbear was against Manbearster United. I tapped him on the shoulders and asked.
"How are you bears so intelligent?" 
Everybear gasped and all looked at me, the bear next to me smashed his Tiger bottle, I mean his Bear bottle and threatened me with it. I was about to run, when all of the sudden, all of the Bears in the pub ran at me, even the Landbear was jumping at me. Two bears were trying to shut the door and keep it shut, I punched those motherfuckbears in the face and I ran out, I shut the door behind me and they eventually stopped trying to break out. I was so confused, but I decided to carry on exploring, I went into the café and the BearChef asked me.
"What would you like?" She asked. 
"Can I have Porridge and Honey, it's in memory of the Landbear next door." I said.
"A frown grew upon her smiling face. She jumped on top of me and started scratching me in the face, I tried to block her attacks but to no avail, I grabbed the table and smacked her over the head with it and ran into my new room in the Beartel (Bear hotel.) I tried to disinfect the wounds on my face due to the Bearchef, I disinfected some of them, but others got infected. I decided to go to sleep, when I woke up, I turned on the TVB (I was gonna put TB, but TB is a blood disease and I didn't want to upset anyone.) and put the channel on Bear News.
"This is Beareaking news." said the Bear reporter, at this point I had facepalmed myself. "Lord Teddington has said that a HUMAN, was insulting everybear. He needs to be exterminated." 
That was when it hit me
I...AM...
BEARS!
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Beat's Problem

It was one shiny, bright morning and I just felt the need to finally complete Sega Superstar Tennis. I turned on my Xbox, my controller, then put in Sega SuperStar Tennis. When the game started it didn't show the intro (I was creeped out a bit).
I thought it was some rare glitch. I started playing, I was playing a doubles match (me as Beat, my fave character) and on my side was Amigo) so I started the match and it gave me no other choice but Curien Mansion level.
I started the match and my controller was being so bad that I couldn't win, no matter how hard I tried. I eventually lost, and it showed Beat killing my enemies (Eggman and Sonic) I was so scared my finger immediately went for the power button, but before I pressed it, it showed my character (Beat) saying:
"Why would you want to do that?"
I pressed the power button. That night my Xbox controller stopped working, and I couldn't play any games. I was sad but this isn't the worst part. I went to sleep that night and I had nightmares, I woke up with a tennis racket on my bed... then I heard the words:
"Bye."
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Beavis and Butt-Head - The TRUTH

Beavis and Butthead isn't a comedy, it's a tragedy with a sweet ending. These sweet boys have learned their lessons. I hope in the upcoming season, they will no longer insult or smack each other but work on their friendship and learn to get along better with each other and the people around them. I hope for hurt, comfort, heart, and drama. And by the looks of r/BeavisandButthead, so do the rest of the fandoms. Beavis and Butthead being a comedy is outdated and boomer brained, but turning it into a dramedy would be exactly what the fans want.
I want them to learn and grow as characters, especially my sweet little Beavis. Beavis is such a smol bean who's kind hearted, caring, and loving. I would love a scene with Beavy mourning his mother and Butthead comforting. As they grow as friends, they grow as people. No more mean spirited humor or uninspired, unfunny slaps or smacking, just these two growing and excepting they're not made of stone. Maybe even a little huggy wuggy. it would be Kino as fuck. And this is EXACTLY what all Beavis and Butthead fans want. Just look through /co/ or r/BeavisandButthead.
Comedy is outdated, people want character development and kindness for these baby boys, so does everyone else. I love them so much, especially Beavis, and they've been though so much pain no one could ever imagine yet they hide behind smiles. I desperately want Beavy to get a lover who will help him develop and teach him to be more independent.
I can't stand the original show, not only do I hate 90s cartoons, but it's mean spirited and passes off as """comedy""" Do the universe didn't do this, it showed us these boys have hearts of gold, and Beavis's speech about how he hates being mistreated made me cry. I think these babies learned their lesson about being asses to each other. It was a Kino movie.
Please Mike, no smacking, no name calling, no Beavis and Butthead being beat or insulted, please make them kind to each other, please. All the fans want this.
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Beavis and Butthead: The Amazing Death of Beavis

I've been a huge fan of Beavis and Butthead since the first episode A.K.A pilot came out in 1992 which was named "Frog Baseball". It was a two and a half minute episode about Beavis and Butthead using a frog to be the ball and the bat to hit it and at the end of the episode they managed to hit the dog, but part two was never shown.
I was 16 when I first saw "Frog Baseball." I was on the computer late at night and was on a Beavis and Butthead website of episodes to download. An ad popped up saying free download of an unaired Beavis and Butthead episode. I decided to download it because I was bored.
So the episode came on. It didn't show the intro of Beavis and Butthead laughing and facing at each other. It just came to the name of the episode it was named "Beavis and Butthead in the Amazing Death of Beavis".
I was confused, but just thinking it was a fake death of Beavis, I continued watching. It then showed Beavis looking in his wallet to get his money to buy something I guess, but he realizes there's no money so he gets mad and asks Butthead if he took his money and Butthead replies
"Uhhh yeah. Huh huh".
Beavis says angrily, "Dammit Butthead, give me back my money."
Butthead says, "Too late, I wasted it on nachos dumbass."
Beavis gets angrier and punches Butthead. They start fighting sloppy and suddenly turns into a real fight where there's blood and stuff.
So they keep fighting, until they go to the kitchen and Beavis grabs Buttheads head and puts it in the fridge, and using the door to smash his head and Butthead escapes and grabs the cleaver on the counter and chops Beavis's head off and Butthead turns happy in an evil way and says,
"I finally killed Beavis! YES!"
I was shocked.
Butthead drags the body outside and opens the sewer cap on the cement and puts Beavis's body in the sewer and grabs Beavis's head and puts that in the sewer too. Butthead then goes back in the house and sits on the couch watching TV and eats nachos and says, "That was cool huh huh huh."
The guitar music plays as it always does at the end of an episode and it cuts to the regular ending credits. I shut off the computer. I was shocked because I couldn't believe what I saw. A year later, I met Mike Judge at Comic Con and asked him about the episode and he didn't know what I was talking about, so I just didn't bother about it to him anymore.
I went home later after that and flipped on the TV and was surfing through the channel guide and Beavis and Butthead was on MTV and I was happy to see a regular funny episode of Beavis and Butthead and that wasn't horrifying. I hope you do not watch an unknown episode because you're not going to know what you are about to watch.
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Beavis and Butthead Massacre

"I was watching MTV hoping to see South Park, the new episodes of Beavis and Butthead or Daria, because, almost every show in MTV is utter shit.
I was sleeping because it was too late.
At the next day Jersey Shore was on the TV, then Daria appeared and said: "This show is very shitty" then an episode of Beavis and Butthead called "Massacre" appeared, I was happy because that utter crap called Jersey Shore was gone, but it was kinda weird that Daria appeared in the middle of the show, but, who cares?
Beavis and Butthead were in a yard with Daria, Daria said: "I'm so tired of both of you, I will kill you" then Daria cut off Beavis' head with a Chainsaw and it had hyper realistic blood.
After that Butthead started to run, but Daria threw a Knife to him, Butthead  was DEAD and was bleeding hyper realistic blood.
Then Daria appeared killing random people.
Later than night a shadow appeared, it was Daria, Daria was trying to kill me!.
Wait... No... Please ono..dladmspnnmnjbvbcvccv
Hello fellas, Daria here, if ya reading dis, I will haunt you, everywhere you will se ME! Wherever you're, you will see ME! and then, I will kill in a horrible way! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"
This was Word Office file found on a house of a guy called: "Tomas Turbado" he was found dead with a knife in his head, the police found that the episode: "Massacre" was a lost episode that never went to air.
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Become MysteryHunterPerson

There was once this man called Sam. He lived alone and worked for a company that made billions of dollars every week. He's life couldn't have been happier until something happened.
Someone broke into his house at night, he heard it and took a knife out that he got from his father when he used to hunt with him. He got down stairs but didn't see anyone. He looked at the window that got crushed by a stone. He took a piece up and saw something slightly behind him. The monster put a knife in his leg to make him fall, the knife fell down on the floor but Sam could reach it. Go to sleep the monster said with a grin. Sam looked at him and saw that it was a boy with scars that starts from his lips to his cheeks. The boy put a knife in Sam's eye and took out the pupil.
Sam screamed of fear and pain. He did the same thing with the other eye. Sam took his knife that fell on the floor and put it in the boys arm, he kicked him down and got out. The boy took out the knife and got out of the house. Sam was in the street he couldn't see anything he's leg hurt, he tried to get into his house again and found the way in. He got into the toilet and tried to see what happened to his eyes. The blood fixed his pupils and he saw how they became red. He cried but it wasn't water, it was blood he cried. He saw that the wound from the leg got healed. He looked at his heart. It was still working, the companies project worked. But now he has someone else to hurt.
He has to hurt the boy that hurt him. Next morning Sam got into his works office. When his boss looked at him he saw that the project worked, but instead of letting him still work he fired him.
In fear that Sam would release the secrets of the company. Sam's life got ruined by the boy. When he got home he took his computer and hacked the police information. He found someone that matched what he had seen of the boy.
He's name was Jeffrey, Jeff for short. He took all the information that the police had and took on his clothes. It was time to find this devil and take his head of and put it on a wall like the other animals he had hunted with his father.
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Bedroom Haunting

Note: Whatever I'm about to write here is Entirely true. I experienced some strange things after I was on creepypasta.
==17 December, Monday 2012==
A friend of mine had a fight with her classmate, her classmate was cursing her like hell with all sorts of crap.
Anyway, my friend told me about this and was quite sad, so she asked me to spend a night with her as her parents were going out and her house is quite big and old, about 120+ years old.
After we were reading some creepypasta she got quite scared and we both decided to get some sleep as it was late night already. I got up at 2:35am to drink some water and I noticed that her television set was on, and showing static it was weird since no one turned it on that day.
So I switched it off and went back to sleep, suddenly I felt that somebody was pulling my blanket I saw that it was a little girl probably 6 or 7 years old was pulling it. I got creeped out and tried to run but something or someone else held me tight I couldn't move or shout.
I said to myself This is how I die. After that I must've passed out.
==18 December, Tuesday 2012==
I woke up in my home I quickly jumped off my bed and asked my parents what had happened they told me I was lying on the ground unconscious. I'll investigate more tomorrow, and update this page.
EDIT: After taking a bath my towel got blood spots, I think I should leave this place, but I'm too curious to know what is it.
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Beedle's "Satan Membership"

Hi my name is Billy. One day I was rollin' (HATERS GUN HATE) along the Great Sea when all of a sudden my ship sank! What the fuck, Linebeck?! When I saved and came back I was inside Beedle's shop ship but something was really REALLY wrong. I couldn't get out the door and the only things for sale were 3 things that looked like disks called "Exe" for only 6 rupees each! I decided to see what these were, so I talked to Beedle, who looked pretty pissed by the way. Then, all of a sudden, my DS let out a REALLY loud "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" sound! I tossed it across the room out of shock and then checked to see if it was okay. It was closed, and when I opened it up Beedle's dialog box was open, but everything was dark and red tinted, and I had 666 Rupees! Beedle's text said "OOOOHHHH Buy something from me, Billy." Billy is my real name! I only entered a username, not my real name! I passed it all off as a glitch and proceeded to the purchase menu. When I tapped on one of the Exes, Beedle simply told me "OOOOHHHH Buy this now, Billy." Why do I need these? Anyway, I bought it for 6 Rupees. He said "OOOOHHHH That brings your points to 6. Buy more, Billy." I bought the other one. "OOOOHHHH That puts your points at 66. Buy more, Billy." Wow, 60 points for a 6 Rupee item! The last one got me 600 points! What a steal! After that, Beedle said "OOOOHHHH You got the Satan Membership. All items are 666 Rupees." What?! That's WAY too pricy! I exited out of the dialog box, and he said "OOOOHHHH Come back, Billy." You know what? Screw you Beedle, I'm going to the Molida Shop from now on! I left the ship and I was tossed in the fog at the Northwestern quadrant and my map was blank! And I was stuck in that retarded "Ghost Ship" mode with the gay steering wheel! Dammit Beedle! I decided to sail around since my spirits were blinking. I hit like 50 barrels, but my health wouldn't go down! Then, all of a sudden, my spirits were blinking like mad! Then, out of the blue, Beedle's ship appeared! He was heading straight for me, and he was going SUPER fast! I tried to steer away, but Beedle sped into me and the screen went blank! Then, all of a sudden, I heard Beedle scream "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" again (this time it was quieter) and he jumped out of the darkness! He jumped right out he the screens (he split into 2 pieces and each piece jumped out of each screen and then reconnected) and tried to strangle me! I tossed the DS and ran, but Beedle had a cannon and was firing it at me! I was so spooked! I ran out of the house and hopped on my boat, but Beedle was running across the water towards me like Jesus! I revved up the motor and sped away, but he was 2fast4me! Then, out of the blue, my engine stalled! I decided to cower in a crate like a pussy, but he can see through walls! Then he opened the top of the crate and tossed a bomb in and I died!
YOU are NEXT!
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

Hello, I'm Mark. Last Night I Found A Dead Body In My Fire Place. He Looked Very Very Bloody, He Had A Scar That Stated, Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice, He Had A Knife Stuck Up Through His Mouth, It Also Looked Like Chocked On Something, He Had An Arrow To The Knee. I Did Some Research Online And It Told Me That In 1998, This Guy Lived In This House That I Live In The Same Room As Him. And He Had A Nintendo, And Died By A Nintendo Game, Beetle juice, And This Is How He Died.
His Name Has Tom Baleen, And His Favorite Movie Was Beetle juice. He Went To A Pawn Shop One Day To Get Golden-eye 007 For The N64, When He Found A Nintendo Game With The Label Ripped Off And It Stated, Go Away. Curios, He Bought The Game, And When He Got Home, He Played The Game, The Title Screen Was Normal, Except That Beetle juice's Eyes Were Bright Red And Had No Pupils. He Thought It Was Just A Graphics Glitch And Started Playing And Noticed That He Already Had The Key And Tried To Get In The House, But A Text box Appeared And Said "Beware Of Beetle juice." He Got Into The House And He Was Transported To The Sand worm. Beetle juice Couldn't Move. Then The Sand worm Killed Beetle juice. Then Another Text box Appeared And Said, "You Didn't Listen, Now You Must Pay! Beetle juice! Come Out!" He Was Confused. Then Beetle juice Came Out And Stabbed Him Repeatedly. And Shoved The Game In His Mouth, He Asked Beetle juice Why He Was Doing It. He Replied, "I Don't Have To Answer! I'm The Ghost With The Most!" Beetle juice Shoved Him Up My Fireplace And Said, "It's Show Time!" Then, 14 Years Later, I Got Him Cremated, And I Heard His Ashes Say, "Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice."
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Before you go to sleep at night, don't ever yorkle your dickadoo...

Before you go to sleep at night, don't ever yorkle your dickadoo...
I was 20. Jessa the class tits at the time, came over to my desk and asked me for some dickalickin
while her parents weren't home.
Being the confident man I was, I could never decline a good boinkadoink.. perhaps even a little load lifting, since I haven't been to the gym in a while.
Little did I know, Jessa wanted to pump the lumps that same night, inviting me to her house before bedtime for a sleepover and some good quicker oats.
So I walked to her house and she came in- steamin' tits, sights at my dickadoo with her snickers on the trigger ready to yank my yorkle like a nut shucker in a Shakespeare classic
Sweet nothings were in the air (e.g. fook me), and let's just say that I reached bedrock and the chickens awoke earlier that night.
Before I fell asleep I saw her, standing in the corner in a dimly lit room.
My eyelids could barely open from my sleepiness, as I opened my eyes to Jessa carrying my cock over her shoulder.
I looked down to behold a gaping void, and there I wept under the sheets.
TO BE CONTINUED (NEVER LOL)
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Behemoth

As long as fishermen's tales have been told, there is always a recurring one.
It speaks of the Behemoth.
Seemingly sentient, this creature does not feed on humans, but finds delight in torturing them in the most gruesome ways possible.
After being swallowed whole, you enter a tunnel filled with extremely foul and noxious acid. You will feel a larger dread than you could have ever imagined. Unspeakable horrors fill up your mind until you can think of nothing else.
Once you are on the verge of killing yourself, the Behemoth expels you, always near other humans. If you do not succeed in killing these humans, you will most probably be taken to a mental asylum to spend the rest of your life.
If you do succeed in killing them, you will regain your sanity. But at what price?
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Behind you

Have you ever thought about how evolved skeletons are? You use them to move, you use them to avoid being a blob. Sometimes they spook you so hard that you shit yourself. But then remember, in reality, you are not real, because you are a skeleton who just shit himself because he saw his own species. In the reality, the fear is not behind you.
Because there is a skeleton inside you.
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Behindyou.rar

I can't sleep. I can't even fucking sleep. Ever since that damned file appeared on my desktop, my life went spiraling down. I was on Skype with my friends while playing Minecraft (the usual). I was about to play Garry's Mod when a strange file appeared on my desktop: Behindyou.rar.
I wasn't sure what it was but I extracted it. Inside the file contained two folders; both some crazy numbers. I opened one.
One file called "435965u0385692398" contained a text file. It was simply called "Opening this will be your fate." I opened it and it was just a random bunch of numbers. I was freaking out at this point. I went to play Minecraft to calm me down a bit.
I opened Minecraft and hit singleplayer. I went to play a survival map I made called "Jeremy Survival." That's when I saw a new world: "behindyou." I went to play the world and my Minecraft crashed. Closing the game and deciding to play later, I called my friends on Skype.
Every call I was in was just static. That day, I was so scared. I told myself not too look behind me. I was going to send the file to one of my friends, but that's when I thought, "If this is true, I would never want to put this on anyone else."
I felt something breathing on my neck; I felt slober driping down my neck. I decided to look behind me.
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