Peppa pig meets sonic.exe

I was sitting down on the couch with my son. He loves peppa pig and it was just about to turn on. The intro was normal but when the episode started it all went south. The episode started with peppa and her friends in a car. Pedro pony was drunk driving again and rebecca rabbit said "let me take the wheel your drunk again". pedro pony said "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CAN'T EVEN DRIVE DUMBASS"
"you can't drive either your like 4 years old" rebecca snapped back
mandy mouse said "guys we should calm down an-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP MANDY" pedro screamed
edward said "pedro you shouldn't drink alcohol is for grown ups"
While the pedro was talking he ran over chloe peppas cousin.
pedro stopped car and everyone got out. They looked at the dead body then they heard and growling noise behind them. then they saw the man- errr hedgehog the myth the bad creepypasta. sonic.exe.
"you dumb bitches I was going to kill that guy" exe said
thats weird exe sounded just like batman.
"ew why is he naked?" rebecca said
"im not naked I'm wearing shoes and gloves" exe said
"why do you have red eyes? do you have an eye infection or something?" mandy said
"THATS IT I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT TIME TO KILL YOU DUMBASSES!" exe shouted
sonic.exe walked over to mandy and started clawing at her. Since mandy is cripled she couldn't stand up for herself. peppa looked and saw mandys died body in the car exe walked over and said
 
"I TOLD YOU FUCKERS I WASN"T PLAYING AROUND!"
everyone started running then exe appeared infront of them. 
"what the? how did you appear in front of us?" peppa asked
"he teleported idiot" rebecca responded
edward said "teleportion is impossible due to the-"
sonic.exe grabbed edward and ate him whole. they screamed and ran back to the car. pedro started driving but since he was drunk he drove into a gas station. sonic.exe teleported and grabbed a gas pump and shoved it into rebecca mouth. then he lit a lighter and shoved it into rebecca's mouth she burned aliv and dead. pedro grabbed a gun and shot sonic.exe in the leg.
"OH FUCK" exe shouted in pain
sonic.exe disappeared peppa and pedro had thought they won. right then sonic.exe appeared wit his own gun. pedro's handgun didn't compare to sonic.exe's ak47. pedro was turned into red mist in seconds. since those dumasses were shooting guns at a gas station it blew up. peppa escaped and ran into her house. her parents were out selling bacon on the black market and george was doing pot behind peppas school. when sonic.exe arrived at peppas home he busted down the door with and looked around
"come on out you bacony bitch" exe said
he heard oinking in the closet and slowly opened it. he looked inside and saw a tape recorder witch was making the noises. he looked behind and saw peppa
"escape this you blue quilled bitch" peppa said
she threw a malokov cocktail at sonic and he was lit on fire. sonic.exe ran around for a while and died.
I let my son watch all of it. the whole episode, he has been having constant nightmares ever since and I don't feel bad I really wished I left him before his dad did.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.