Beasley Gloom

Beasley Gloom was a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from , Day 64 until Fall Ball. Gloom has played for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
==Official League Records==
Gloom joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with . 
On , Day 84, Gloom swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined stat decrease.
During the , Gloom's pitching was randomized twice and increased from as a result of the Shoe Thieves' blessing.
On , Day 43, Gloom siphoned some of Mexico City Wild Wings lineup player Lawrence Horne's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own from 
On , Day 64, Gloom was exchanged to the Canada Moist Talkers due to Feedback. Gloom was replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers.
On , Day 71, Gloom threw a perfect game against the Hawai'i Fridays, where they struck out 15 batters in a 1-0 victory.
On , Day 91, Gloom retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Amos Melon as a result of Gleek Arena's .
On , Day 20, Gloom rejoined the Moist Talkers' active roster in exchange for Augusto Reddick via Gleek Arena's Fax Machine.
On , Day 70, Gloom again retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Amos Melon as a result of Gleek Arena's Fax Machine. On Day 79, Gloom rejoined the pitching rotation in exchange for Cudi Di Batterino via the Fax Machine.
On , Day 4, Gloom retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Amos Melon as a result of Gleek Arena's Fax Machine. On Day 25, Gloom rejoined the Moist Talkers' pitching rotation in exchange for Freemium Seraph via the Fax Machine. On Day 78, Gloom retreated back to the Shadows in exchange for Nova Gesundheit via the Fax Machine. On Day 95, Gloom rejoined the Moist Talkers' pitching rotation in exchange for Uncle Plasma XII via the Fax Machine.
During the , Gloom Evolved to as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory.
Over the course of , Gloom entered and exited the Moist Talkers' Shadows two times as a result of Gleek Arena Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.
==Background==
He's just the most adorable dog you've ever seen play blaseball! Look at his wittle paws and shoes! We All Love Beasley! Gloom's human was Workman Gloom, who once batted for the Shoe Thieves and the Canada Moist Talkers. 
==Blaseball Career==
Workman Gloom was bringing Beasley Gloom to practice one day when the coach demons of the Shoe Thieves mistook the canine Gloom for a player. He was immediately drafted into blaseball and given an adorably small uniform to match the rest of the team.
It is worth noting that as of time of writing, there is nothing in the rule book that says a dog can't play blaseball. There is also no explicit rule stating that a human being can play blaseball.
Sometime between Seasons 5 and 6, Gloom made the revolutionary discovery that he could simply hold his own leash and go on walks whenever he wanted, taking more frequent and longer walks. On one of these walks around Charleston, he discovered and enrolled in a local gym, taking up weight lifting as a side hobby. The increase in strength and muscle mass led to vastly improved performance over Season 6 and 7, with Gloom rapidly becoming the team's best pitcher, eclipsing even manager and veteran pitcher Cornelius Games. Gloom's new abilities and physical stature also drew commentary from blaseball media, with one journalist saying "that is without a doubt the most ripped dog I have ever seen."
Aside from their late owner, Gloom has formed close relationships with Esme Ramsey, former Shoe Thieves player Joe Voorhees, and fellow canid player Howell Franklin.
Gloom specializes in stealing any shoe that looks tasty.
==Fan Art==
File:Beasley Gloom kyl armstrong.jpg|by kyl_armstrong
File:119BeasleyGloom.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Beasley Gloom icon.jpg|Beasley Gloom icon by Nic
Category:Original Players
Category:Players With Base 1
Category:Dogs
Category:Nonhuman Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Category:Players with the Nullified modification