Beta/Season 10/Election Results

===Tidings===
*Crabs Ascend
**The Baltimore Crabs have been Called Up.
**Good Luck on your Journey!
**They shall be replaced in the ILB by the Tokyo Lift.
*THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS
**The Shelled One's Pods have fallen back to the plane!
**Peanut Bong fell to the Tacos.
**Wyatt Quitter fell to the Lift.
**Francisca Sasquatch fell to the Dale.
**Patel Beyonce fell to the Steaks.
**Alejandro Leaf fell to the Millennials.
**Wyatt Pothos fell to the Jazz Hands.
**Pitching Machine fell to the Garages.
**Peanutiel Duffy fell to the Firefighters.
**York Silk fell to the Moist Talkers.
**Jessica Telephone fell to the Breath Mints.
**Peanut Holloway fell to the Firefighters.
**Jaylen Hotdogfingers fell to the Lovers.
*The Hall Stars
**The Deal is complete.
**Boyfriend Monreal has been Released.
**Landry Violence has been Released.
**Randall Marijuana has been Released.
**Workman Gloom has been Released.
**Tyreek Olive has been Released.
**Dominic Marijuana has been Released.
**Scrap Murphy has been Released.
**Morrow Doyle has been Released.
**Sebastian Sunshine has been Released.
**Kiki Familia has been Released.
**Yazmin Mason has been Released.
**Caligula Lotus has been Released.
**Emmett Internet has been Released.
**Axel Trololol has been Released.
===Decrees===
*Black Hole passed with 343,191 Votes, 50% of all Decree Votes.
**TIME TANGLES
**RETROCAUSAL EVENT RECORDED
**INITIATING PLAYBACK:
**WARNING: SUN 1 LOW FUEL
**PRESSURE AT CRITICAL
**SUN 2 WAIVERS
===Blessings===
List of Blessings Results:
*Divisional Swap blessed the Canada Moist Talkers. 
**The Moist Talkers swapped into the Mild Low.
**The Pies were swapped back to take their place in the Mild High.
**The Moist Talkers had 38% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 8,913 votes were cast.
*Popular by Association blessed the San Francisco Lovers. 
**The Lovers add Montgomery Bullock.
**Milo Brown retreats to the Shadows...
**TIME UNTANGLES
**TWO THREADS EMERGE
**The Lovers add Bontgomery Mullock.
**Milo Brown retreats to the Shadows...
***Both the Hawai'i Fridays and the San Francisco Lovers paradoxically stole the same player. One of the two was renamed to differentiate them.
**The Lovers had 1% of the votes. The Houston Spies had 26% of the votes. 412,787 votes were cast.
*Subleague Swap blessed the San Francisco Lovers. 
**The Lovers swapped into the Mild High.
**The Tigers were swapped back to take their place in the Wild High.
**The Lovers had 25% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 12,298 votes were cast.
*Noise-Canceling Headphones blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves. 
**The Charleston Shoe Thieves gain Noise-Canceling Headphones!
**The Shoe Thieves had 38% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 160,969 votes were cast.
*Traveling Team blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves. 
**The Shoe Thieves are now a Traveling team.
**The Shoe Thieves had 8% of the Votes. Canada Moist Talkers were the highest bidders with 14% of the votes. 672,013 votes were cast.
*Tag-Team Fourth Strike blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves. 
**The Shoe Thieves get the Fourth Strike!
**The Sunbeams get the Fourth Strike!
**The Shoe Thieves had 16% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 141,785 votes were cast.
*Haunted blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves. 
**Esme Ramsey is now Haunted!
**The Shoe Thieves had 6% of the Votes. The Hellmouth Sunbeams were the highest bidders with 27% of the votes. 631,785 votes were cast.
*Shadow Ban Together blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves. 
**The Breath Mints Shadows are boosted by 3%.
**The Fridays Shadows are boosted by 3%.
**The Moist Talkers Shadows are boosted by 3%.
**The Shoe Thieves Shadows are boosted by 3%.
**The Magic Shadows are boosted by 3%.
**The Shoe Thieves had 11% of the Votes. Mexico City Wild Wings were the highest bidders with 19% of the votes. 46,219 votes were cast.
*Rogue Waves blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints. 
**The Breath Mints are hit by Rogue Waves!
**Marquez Clark is Repeating!
**Grey Alvarado is Repeating!
**Stew Briggs is Repeating!
**Rodriguez Internet is Repeating!
**Hewitt Best is Repeating!
**The Breath Mints had 9% of the votes. The Canada Moist Talkers were the highest bidders with 23% of the votes. 250,013 votes were cast.
*Hidden Power blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints. 
**The Breath Mints call up Helga Washington. Marquez Clark retreats to the Shadows.
**The Breath Mints had 9% of the votes. The Seattle Garages were the highest bidders with 41% of the votes. 383,237 votes were cast.
*Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream blessed the Hades Tigers. 
**The Tigers have covered themselves with Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream, and are now immune to Incinerations!
**The Tigers had 35% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 615,442 votes were cast.
*Sealant blessed the Hades Tigers. 
**The Tigers have gained Sealant.
**The Tigers had 24% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 745,186 votes were cast.
*Sharing Signs blessed the Unlimited Tacos. 
**Improved the Wild Low's hitting rating by 10% and impaired their pitching rating by -5%
**The Tacos had 34% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 213,710 votes were cast.
*Dark Star blessed the Seattle Garages. 
**The Garages call up Goodwin Morin. Mike Townsend retreats to the Shadows.
**The Garages had 35% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 606,129 votes were cast.
*An Actual Airplane blessed the New York Millennials. 
**Thomas Dracaena gained An Actual Airplane.
**The Millennials had 1% of the votes. The Charleston Shoe Thieves were the highest bidders with 20% of the votes. 102,708 votes were cast.
*Bird Seed blessed the New York Millennials. 
**The Millennials have gained Bird Seed.
**The Millennials had 20% of the votes. The Unlimited Tacos were the highest bidders with 21% of the votes. 52,311
*The Nut Button blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams. 
**The Sunbeams are no longer allergic to Peanuts!
**Sandoval Crossing is suddenly Superyummy!
**The Sunbeams had 30% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 477,593 votes were cast.
*Divisional Walk in the Park blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams. 
**The Wild Low teams all take a Walk in the Park together!
**The Sunbeams had 22% of the votes. The Charleston Shoe Thieves were the highest bidders with 26% of the votes. 129,659 votes were cast.
*O-No Blood Type blessed the Yellowstone Magic. 
**Blood Transfusion.
**All of the Yellowstone Magic's players now have O No blood type!
**The Yellowstone Magic now have the power of O No!
**The Magic had 23% of the votes. The Unlimited Tacos were the highest bidders with 24% of the votes. 913,206 votes were cast.
*People's Champions blessed the Hawai'i Fridays. 
**The Hawai'i Fridays stole hitter Nagomi Mcdaniel, from the Baltimore Crabs. They sent back Evelton McBlase II.
**The Hawai'i Fridays stole hitter Sutton Dreamy, from the Baltimore Crabs. They sent back Baldwin Breadwinner.
**The Hawai'i Fridays stole pitcher Montgomery Bullock, from the Baltimore Crabs. They sent back Bevan Underbuck.
**The Fridays had 6% of the votes. The New York Millennials were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 440,594 votes were cast.
***Both the San Francisco Lovers and the Hawai'i Fridays paradoxically stole the same player. One of the two was renamed to differentiate them.