Umineko Lost Episode "????????"

06/04/2011 - USA, California
Hello... My friend died a one week ago... Why? Well, do you know an anime called Umineko no Naku Koro Ni? 
It's about it, and that's what happened: 
My friend and I LOVED Umineko, but also were a bit disappointed because of how short it is, so we checked is there more episodes somewhere. 
Then one day later my friend found a "lost episode" and called me to watch it with him.
So we watched. 
The opening? Reaaally creepy. It was darker, low pitched, with real images of horrible deaths nearly everywhere.
A woman getting impaled by spikes,
Another one with her half of their head being smashed in.
And a lot more.
Also every 30 seconds a single frame flashed with black background and red color letters:
"One of you won't survive."
We laughed thinking, that it's some weird joke. Sadly it wasn't.
Then a title card appeared.
Episode ??-??
????????
Also the title card is usually on a chessboard. This time it was on some sort of torture machine.
It was kinda like episode one. However the witch got resurrected instantly. Everyone was being horribly, HORRIBLY tortured.
I won't describe it. It was so horrible that you should thank me. Then she slowly started to kill people. She ripped them apart, stabbed them and made their heads explode. Then only Battler (the main character) was left. He was getting killed and resurrected, killed and resurrected over and over and over, until he would say that witches exist. After like, two hundred deaths (Wait, why did I even count that in the first place?) he finally said that and his head exploded. Then the witch started staring on us, and I mean RIGHT ON US! She was starting to raise her arm.
Finally we got scared enough and turned the episode off. I left not wanting to know how it would end.
Two hours later, my friend's mother called me. She cried. She said to me that he died.
I was really shocked... he got killed by something in his bathtub, by being stabbed in head, chest, stomach, leg and knee.
Will it happen to me? I hope, that it won't.
06/05/2011 -  USA, California
Today, checking my computer for fun, I found The Creepy Opening.mp3.
I thought, "What the heck is this?"
Played it and guess what. It's actually the audio of the opening for the "lost episode"! I suddenly remembered that I recorded it for giggles. So if anyone of you want me to send it to you, then please contact me.
06/06/2011 - USA, California
I started to hear some creepy laughs...
That's enough!
Tomorrow I'll watch the episode again and avenge my friend!
06/07/2011 - USA,  California
I didn't watch it... I didn't have time.
06/08/2011 - USA, California
The same. However... I SWEAR, that I could hear the witch Beatrice whisper:
"Spread and praise my name before your imminent death."
06/09/2011 - USA, California
This is it. It's time to avenge my friend.
Turning it on. With me is my trusty shotgun. With all the shit that happened, I can expect anything.
Opening is the same... mostly. On the end there's one more image... An image of my dead friend from his death moment.
I hoped, that there will be the same text popping up every 30 seconds, making this a joke, that would mean that the death was by something else. Oh good God, I wished so. Sadly, I was not lucky enough. Instead there was "You won't survive. Praise my name, and maybe I'll allow you to enter to the Golden Land." popping up every 20 seconds.
So it was true...
The episode is still the same. However, the deaths of characters changed. She summoned her goat-like bodyguard. His face was similar to someone... it was MY FRIEND! He horribly killed all of the people. Battler didn't even get time to say "Witches exist". He got instantly eaten.
Then the witch and my friend looked at me from the monitor. I saw them walk towards me, and I picked up the shotgun. Then they walked from the monitor to real world. Witch told my friend to kill me. He charged towards me. For some reason I couldn't shoot. I wouldn't shoot my best friend. But then I understood, that it's either me, or him. Finally I shot. He died.
Ow... My head... What happened?
Wait... I hear Ronove (Demon serving Beatrice).
"You've got three days to spread Beatrice's name. After three days you'll die," he said.
"Wait... Does that mean, that..."
"Yes, you died. In the battle between you and Beatrice, you have been defeated. Pretty fast. Actually, you didn't even hold on for 5 seconds. -chuckles-"
"Oh. What will happen, if I will do good? Like, spread her name and stuff?"
"You will get to the Golden Land."
06/12/2011 - USA, California
Well... time's up... I've spread the word as much as I could. I've rewrote the journal to the internet, I've spread the word in the streets (I even got arrested for a day for that). Before I'll die, I'll say something. WITCHES EXI
05/14/2013 - USA, New York
My name is Sullivan. I'm a detective, and I have found the journal of one of the victims, so I'll write here.
The case of the two mysterious cases has ended. The victims were Kyle S., with his death cause being getting stabbed with an unknown sharp weapon several times, each time in a different body part of his. The second was Tom E. with his death cause most likely being head combustion. The suspects have never been found. Personally, I'm not ending this case. This is sounding way too strange. I will finish this case, even if it's the last thing I'll ever do in my god damn li
Every page after this except the last one is unreadable.
XX/XX/XXXX - ???
Don't you think it was fun? Personally, I THINK IT WAS PERFECT!
You hear insane laughter.
What... where... am I? Wait... is this the Golden Land? I guess I made it. I can even see my friend coming up. Ugh, even then, what are we supposed to do? We're stuck in this place, together with the same person that has murdered us. Even if I would want to fight back, what would even be the point...? I have no weapon, and even with a shotgun I didn't stand a chance... I guess that all I can do is just sit here.
Or... I could just serve her. Killing people, stuff like that. That'd be less boring than just sitting around, doing nothing. Hmm, for my target... who to pick?
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