SPOOKY STORY OF SPOOKY MAN

ONCE UP AND ON A TIME, THEYRE WAS A GAME TAHT IS WAS CALLED TOROFFTESS 2. I IS ALWAYS HEAR IT ABOUT IN A SCHOOL AND I VERY LIKED SHOOT GAMINGS. SO I WAS LIKE "HEY, WHAT IS HAPPENS IF I TRY A THIS GAME?" AND THEN I WAS A DOWNLOADING A GAME LAUCHERERERER NAME A STOEAM. THIS IS WAS A VERY EXCITINGFUL MOMENT OF THE IN LIFE. I WAS GOING TO PLAY A GOOD GAMING WITH ALOT OF VERY BALANCE AND VERY IS A FRIENDLY COMMUNITYE.
FOR SOME IS A REASON, IT STOPPED THE DOWNHLOAD AT EXACTLY 666%.THIS IS WAS A WIRED, BECAUSE IS WAS A VERY SPOOKY ASS NUMBRE. BUT IT IS UNFREEZE LATER (SELEVEN MANUTES). THEN IS CLICK ON STORE AND DOWNLOAD TEEM FORETRESS 2301. WHILE I WAS A DOWLODING WERY GAME, ME COMPTURE IS STARTS SPEECH TO ME. HE IS A SAY "YOU IS WAILL DIE IT 25 HOURS PER WEEK!"! I REPIED "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.
THE GAME FINALE IS NOW A DOWNLOAD AND I LUNCH THE GAME. A SPOOKY MAN WITH VALEV IS BACK FOREHEAD. HE TRUNS AND THE ME AND THEN I GET SACRED. I KNOW THAT IS ONLY SECREEN, BUTT IS SCOORY AS SHITE. THE GAME FISHNISH LOEDING AND TEH PICKCELLS SUDDENLY BECOME A HYPER REALISTIC BLODD AND STARTS RUNNING OUT OF MY SCREEN. I WAS VERY SCARED FROM THAT, BUT I WIPED IT AND PLAYING ONN.
I CHOOSE A GOOOOOD SEREVER AND CHOOSE THE BLACK EXPLOSIONS MASTER. FREENDS SAY HE IS STORENG AND OE PEE. I IS A WLAK OUT SIDE OF BASE AND LOOK A ROUND. I SEE KNOO MAN RUINNING AROUND. GAME IS HAVE NO SOUNED WEHN SUDENNLY A SLIM HUMANE SHAPE IS IN FAR AWAY (2 FOERT). HE (OR A SHEE) TURN AROND AND RHUN WAY. AT HIS MOAMENT I DO NOIT LIEK TEH GAME, BECUZ IS SPOOKEY THE SITUTSHTST (POO) OUT OF OFF ME. MY MAM WALK IN ROOM AND THINK I AM MASTER BAITING, BECAUSE SHE IS HEAR ME YELL LIKE A PSYCHOPATH AND IS SAYS "SPEAK SILENCE." I SAY "OKEY." THEN MAM LEAFS THE ROOM. I EXITING IS GAME FOR WHILE BECAUSE IS IS BORE.
FUVE WHEEKS L8ATER I DOUBLE KLICK THE GAME AND PLAY IT AGAIN. THIS TIME THE IS MAN NO TURN AROUND. I'M HEPPY. I GO TO VLAVE SERBER AND CHOSE THE RED FACE MAN (OR SPY). FROM HERE I USE THE THIS GUYS KIT AND TURN INTO HEVYY MAN FROM RUUSIANLAND. I WALK OUT SIDE AND PRESS E WITCH MAKES THE MY CHARTER SAY !MEDICK. APPARANTEL THE ENEMY IS HEAR IT ASS WELL. BUT NO ENEMIE EDICKS TRY TO TOUCH ME WITH THEYRE MEDICK GUNS. AFTER, I CAN HEAR A HYPRE REALISM WHITE NOISE AND LOTS OF CHARTACTERS CRY. LITERALLY. CRY! I WAS VERY IN SPOOKS AND IN CHAT I SEE SOMEONE SAY "U IS SHOULD NOT HAVE GOT THIS GAME". I THOUHT HE IS A TROL, BET HE WAS ON... THE GREEN TEEM. I DONT KNOW HOW. HE IS HAVING A GREEN NAME.
I HAD AN IDEA OF GOING WHERE THAT BLACK FIGURE TRIED TO TAKE ME (STILLE IN 2 FART). WHEN I IS A GO I SEE A LOT IS BLOOD AL OVER THE CEILIENG. DRIPPING. FRESH. I GET AFRAID AND GO UPSTARES. I SEE ENGIE BEING A SPOOKY DEAD MANN.!!!!!!! THE SHPYY IS BEHIND WITH KNIFE (BUTTER) BEHNIDE HYMN. HE IS BLUE WITH SCARY MASSIBE EYES AND BIG GHOSTIE HAT. HE HAD A GRENEEN HERT. I GOT SO SPOOKED OUT, I SHFGFFFRDIT HIMSELF.
I BRAPE MY COMPUTRE BY THROWINBG OUT OF THE WIDNOW. I WAS VERY FEAR.
NOW IT IS HAVE BEEN 7 YEAR SINCE I PLAY TEEM FARTRES AND I WAS KICKED OUT OF HOUSE FOR THROWIG MY PEE CEE OUT OF WIDNOW. NOW I LIVE IN CARDBOARD BOX WITH NOTHING BUT STD (SCARY TRUE DREAMS). E VERY KNIGHT I USUAL HEAR SPOOKY NOISE AND SEE A MAN LIEK IN GAME.
I NEED TO GOE AND DIE NOW. SO THANKS YOU FO REEDING AND SEEN YOU NEXT TIEM.
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