Why Doctor who ended in 1986

You may be wondering, what happened on September 5th, 1986? Well, I'll tell ya.
One day a guy named Colin was being filmed in an episode of Doctor Who. He touched the TARDIS, and it felt like lightning struck him. Nobody was concerned. Everyone hated Colin, even the robot dog that someone with his same last name owned hated him. Colin didn't like this, but he pretended that he didn't care.
=====A Week Later=====
Colin was laying in bed, contemplating his very existence when a bloody figure casually appeared in his room. Colin squeaked and yeeted himself off the bed. The figure didn't move and only sighed. "I'm here to help," The figure groaned, "Have a nice day." Then they disappeared
It was then morning, and Colin was back on the set. There was a guy named Michael screeching at random people who dare THOUGHT about Doctor Who, even though that's what they were filming. 
"I frickin' hate him," Colin grumbled, crossing his arms and turning his head away from Michael like a stubborn 5 year old. The figure ran out of a nearby room with a sharp knife suddenly and stabbed Michael in the back with it. Blood started pouring out of Michael, and pooled on the floor. The figure gingerly dipped a finger in the blood, and wrote on the wall: "TD wuz here" They clapped their hands together afterwards and happily skipped over to Colin. Colin had no words other than what sounded like a screaming frog.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?" Colin finally screamed. The figure shrugged, "Oh, btw, can I ask you a favor?" 
"What?" Colin retorted. 
"We need to get a person that's 43, two people that are 27, a person that's 22, a 15 year old, and two 4 year olds."
"Why..?"
The figure shrugged. 
"Okay." 
=====Sometime Later=====
A 15 year old, David, was sitting on his bed with a happy yet blank expression. He was laying on his bed while hugging a framed picture of Peter Davison. 
Someone knocked on his bedroom door. David only hissed and turned over so he was laying on his face. 
The door then cracked open, it split in half, got ripped off its hinges. Colin was standing there. 
"Who the hell are you?" David hissed once more, turning over again so he could see Colin.
"I'M THE DOCTOR," Colin screamed,"Now get up and come with me." 
"Why should I?" 
David then saw nothing but black. 
He woke up and saw at least 9 other people in the same room as him. 7 of which were dead. David was shoved into a trenchcoat, and he could make out the two alive people as a guy in a scarf who towered over everyone and the man in the picture frame he had. 
"Tom? Peter?" David yelled.
Tom smiled, but quickly returned to an annoyed expression. Peter was smiling yet crying at the same time. 
Colin reappeared once again, grinning, "Now, you three-" 
Two men suddenly burst into the room with a game cartridge, throwing it at Colin's head. A bright light came from the cartridge, also turning Colin into a bright light that drained into the cartridge. The cartridge, now with Colin within it, fell to the ground and shook slightly. It soon stopped moving, and a little jingle played. 
=====Meanwhile=====
A producer ran up to someone, "All the actors are gone, and probably dead." 
"Well that sucks," The guy who they ran up to replied, "Guess the show is canceled." 
 
And that's how Classic Doctor Who ended on September 5th, 1986. 
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