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Beiarn

Beiarn is a small town in Norway. It is a hidden town in the mountains, not very far from Tromsø. 39 412 people live in this town, though most of them are dead. The living population, around 5.24 people, have built a Nuclear power plant. This power plant is powering 90% of Norways computers (there are around 10 of them, most of them used by cows and playboy bunnies in Beiarn).
==Geographic location==
Nobody knows exactly where Beiarn is. The Oslo Explorers' Club believe it's located in the mountain range named Dovrefjell, just south of Tromsø. But expeditions to the region failed to find the town. Nobody can find it; nobody knows if it exists at all. There is no road to or from Beiarn. If you ded get there in the first place you would never get back. 
Think about it: Where are Amelia Earhart, Judge Crater, and Jimmy Hoffa?
Beiarn, that's where.
That's why there still is 5.24 people living in Beiarn. (Nobody has yet discovered why and how they came there in the first place).
There is no seaway either, because the sea does not reach so high in the mountains.
==Population==
There is still 39 412 people in Beiarn, though 39 407 of them are still dead. The 5 alive people are still trying to figure a way to get out of there, but haven't found any yet.
The only people in Beiarn who do not try to leave are in fact the Cows. They love their big nuclear power plant powering their computers. They recently discovered an open wireless network in their neighbourhood, giving them the possibility of communicating with cows and sheeps from all over the world. (But, their intelligence was not high enough to ask for help to find a way out of Beiarn). In fact, the most brainbreaking thing they can do, is to play The game Moolander. But they hate The game Minimuncher, understandably enough!
Category:Norway
Being Better Than Everyone Else

The state of Being Better Than Everyone Else is a very difficult state to attain. It involves three key aspects: walking the walk, talking the talk, and not being an insufferable tit. Balance of these three aspects will lead you to the realization that everyone else just really, really sucks.
==Walking the Walk==
The first element of being better than everyone is to actually be better than everyone. There is no specific formula for how to achieve this state. Some believe it comes innately from being British, a theory which has some merit, but it would be more accurate that it comes from not innately being French. The most popular theory is that you must perform a feat so mind-numbingly awesome that it proves that you are better than everyone else. These feats include meditating for 2 weeks straight upside down while continuously drinking beer, wrestling the Microsoft paperclip into submission, exploding thirty Nazi skulls using nothing but the power of your mind, or understanding the subtle humor behind Euroipods.
==Talking the Talk==
Next, you have to actually talk like you are better than everyone else. There are a few sets of rules, the most notable of which is that you need to consistently speak in proper grammar. No slang is permitted; unless said in a humorously "uncool" manner (like Ben Stein).
Perhaps the most overlooked part is that you need to know what you're talking about. Pretending to know the literary significance of War and Peace when you've flipped through the book in about a minute will sometimes work, when dealing with a Level One intelligence (or Redneck), but with everyone else will probably backfire and make you look like a fool, and there is no worse punishment.
==Not Being an Insufferable Tit==
Basically, you need to not overemphasize your status. If you are truly better than everyone, then everyone will just know your status. Did The Fonz ever have to tell anyone he was cool? Did Clint Eastwood ever talk just a little bit too loudly about his opinions or his payscale? If you go around flaunting that you're better than everyone to everyone within earshot until they want to strangle you, you're just a prime piece of boobflesh. Also, if you're fiercely nationalistic, then just give up now, as you will never be able to reach the status you aspire to. Especially if you're French.
==People Who Are Better Than Everyone Else==
*Your mom (at having sex with me)
*Kate
*Katie
*You (at sucking)
*Gene Simmons
==People Who Are Just Plain Snobs==
*Americans
*Bogdanovich
*Mark Twain
*Oscar Wilde
*Jimbo Wales
*Me (and because I admit it, I'm actually better than everyone else)
==See Also==
*Colors which are better than other colors
Category:Superheroes
Category:Better than you 
Category:Ninjas
Category:I Didn't Know I Had It In Me
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Being and Nothingness

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Being and Nothingness, by Jean-Paul Sartre, is one of the most epic pieces of philosophy ever to fucking rock. 
== Being and Love ==
In it Sartre talks about love like it ain’t shit, because he says it’s just your ass trying to turn someone into an object and turn into an object by touching their ass. Also, he thinks sadism and masochism are fucked up which isn't true cuz they're fuckin' fresh. 
== Being and Consciousness ==
Being and Nothingness cares a lot about consciousness which is some hilarious gay shit that all these faggots are fuckin' around with. It’s that shit in your head that you is, you know? Cuz you aren't your body cuz they can cut that shit off and you'll still be there up in your head where you see shit, you feel me? 
== Being and Faith ==
 
Being and Nothingness also talks about bad faith, which is this thing when someone has two beliefs at the same time cuz they're lying to themselves, for real. I don't even know why anyone would want to do that cuz it's so fucking stupid I could die. Why would you lie to yourself? That's like spanking your own ass and not even for fun. 
== Being and the World ==
Plus, Sartre talks about the physical world in that book but also the transcendent realm, which makes like no fucking sense because you can't have both of them, you see? 
== Being and French ==
Also, this book was originally written in French but now you can get it in English so you can read that shit.
Category:Books
Category:Philosophy
Category:French inventions
Category:Nothing at all
Category:Articles about a subject written in the style of fans of the subject
Category:FA Books
Category:FA Philosophy
Category:FA France
fr:L'Être et le Néant
Bell

Bells are those noisy things that make Ding-ding! whenever you play them. There are many types of bells:
* Art Bell
* Brian Bell
* Canadian Bell
* Campbell
* Liberty Bell
* Metallica Bell
* Taco Bell
* Tinkerbell
* Savior Bell
* Jingle Bells
* Jingle Bell Cock
However, the bell you are looking for is most likely this one:
* Cowbell
Category:Disambiguation pages
Bell Canada SUX

Bell Canada SUX. worst company ever!! they overcharged me $1000 in "roming" fees!! because i went to new york city last month! I dot liek bell because bell is GAY and STUPID and RETARED and FAT. i wish tey end up bankrup! bell is GAY GAY GAY GATY!!! bell is WORST COMPANY EVER!! I HOPE THEY GET SOME SICK!!!!!1
== See also ==
* Ajit Pai
* Rogers Communications
Category:Bastion of Corporate Evil
Category:Articles that are NOT overreacting
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Belle & Sebastian

The indie-terrorists Belle and Sebastian are credited with having introduced the tween virus to the world, reducing vast swathes of the global population to Bowlies good only for telling endless sleepy stories about nothing, kissing their elbows and having space-boy dreams. Embarrassing as it is for them, they were recently confirmed by Queen Elizabeth II as the greatest music artists of all time, but only one of them turned up to receive the award - Judy. 
This virus is largely spread through cups of tea and so infected the entire population of UK within hours.
Both members of Belle and Sebastian are thought to have been created in Glasgow, Scotland using the remains of foxes found in the snow, middle distance runners, and dogs on wheels. At their core they are thought to each have a carriage clock.
The pair baffle their enemies, hiding through use of the ampersand or &, a defunct character that once formed part of the English alphabet. By referring to themselves using the complex and secret code name "Belle & Sebastian" they are able to remain completely untraceable.
There have been many schemes to destroy them, and the pair have many enemies including Peacock Johnson, Jack Black, and Margaret Thatcher (who famously trampled them under foot and later burned them out).
The most famous capture attempt involved luring them to the 1999 Brit Awards to pick up a gong in the best newcomer category. When the authorities closed in, all they found was two drunkards from Scotland who thought they were at a Christening.
Some suggest that it was indeed the real Belle and Sebastian that collected the award, disappearing shortly after their release from the after-show party. But it is widely accepted that collecting the award was stage managed from a recording studio in Scotland.
While most intelligence experts agree that Belle and Sebastian are two distinct beings, some suggest they have a hive mind and others suggest there may be between seven and nine individuals making up the group.
=Fans of B&S=
*Judy and her horse
*Photo Jenny
*Sukie (the one who hangs around graveyards)
*Some random waitress.
*Lisa and Chelsea (from the knocking school, where the girls go with girls)
*The kids from school
*A fox in some snow
*Dylan in the movies
*Lord Anthony
*Me and the Major
*String Bean Jean
*Mary Jo
*A sailor friends
*A priest
*Any self conscious indie girl who reads Sylvia Plath
==External links==
*Belle's personal home page
Category:Scottish musical groups
Belly dancing

Belly dancingNot to be confused with Bell End Dancing which is quite another thing. (belyora insocumdancia) is the art of placing a large human or a animal on the stomach of an inebriated teenager, and then performing a dance on it. 
==History==
Belly dancing was created by the Somerset-born Swedish philosopher Johann Dyke who, after repeatedly suffering stomach aches from drinking too much vodka, trained a wild bear to dance on his Solar Plexus while forcing the animal to grunt the tune to Boz Scaggs' seminal 1978 classic Lido Shuffle. 
Dyke, who had been told that a dancing bear on the stomach was a successful cure for stomach ache discovered that he was sadly misinformed. After several moments, Dyke was dead due to the immense weight of the bear crushing his internal organs.According to medical experts, bear stamping can swiftly turn internal organs into external ones. The bear, a Himalayan Brown called Lucky, then ate Dyke's body before being shot to death by poachers. 
From this tragedy began the popular parlour game of Belly dancing.
The dancers, or 'Bellyrinas' as they came to be known by police, were formed originally from an underground movement, and would frequently meet at various tube stations on the Northern Line. Bellyrinas would wear the traditional costume of vest, stilleto shoes and ballerina's skimpy Desmond Tutus. Often, the female dancers would wear the same.
==Bellyrinas At Large==
Belly dancing achieved wider fame in spite of the series of shoe-fetish television and radio commercials from the 1980s starring celebrity Conservative bellyrina Ann Widdecombe
thumb|A Bellyrina displaying her wider fame.
==The StomacX Factor==
Possibly the most obvious progession for any banal and vaguely interesting act is to base a Saturday night talent on it.But not too obvious for Uncyclopedia And this happened on minority terrestrial channel BBC 1 in 2000. The Stomacx Factor was presented by Sir Brucie Bonus, ably assisted by the lovely David Dickinson. Unfortunately, owing to a shortage of celebrities willing to die for such low pay, the show was cancelled after only one series.
Previous StomacX Factor dancers are:
*Michelle McManus
*Rick Waller
*Johnny VegasThey're all large. We get it!
==Feetnotes==
Category:Dance
Category:Absurd
Category:Failure
Category:Sad
Ben Folds Five

Ben Folds Five is a widely-used penetrating oil developed in 1892 by Gary Larson. Its name comes from the fact that it was Larson's fifth attempt at creating a substance to prevent corrosion. The previous four formulations failed at this task. The name was later applied to a musical group.
==Early Years==
In 1994, BF-5 was steadily losing market share to WD-40. Disillusioned with the cut-throat world of anti-corrosion agents, Ben Folds Five became a witty piano-based progressive-rock trio. Asked about the implication that there were five musicians rather than three, front-man Ben Folds said the name was a famous trademark and "Ben Folds Three" would just confuse people. In addition, studio musicians or perhaps roadies might feel they were included in the band's name and might work harder for less money.
The band played its first gig about a month later, and signed a record deal a couple of months after that. The first album release came in 1995. Despite earning fame and fortune in the music industry, the band never lost touch with its roots in the lubrication business, and many songs hark back to those roots. One need only listen to songs like Best Lubrication of Myself and Don't Change Your Oil to get a vivid impression of the state of water displacement technology in the 20th century.
==Breakup==
In November 2000, the band tragically came into contact with an open flame and exploded violently, sending its various members off at great velocity and slightly on fire to pursue individual projects.
Nobody knows what became of the two other guys, and even their names have been lost in the mists of time, but Ben Folds himself went on to release several solo albums. His most ambitious project, however, was to reanimate the corpse of William Shatner, whom he restored to full mobility with judicious oiling.
The band reunited for a single, intimate concert in 2008, which was the talk of Chapel Hill, North Carolina, but was not the talk of anywhere else.
==Personal details==
Folds is the fraternal twin of Little Charlie the famous singing orangutan, although Little Charlie had the better voice. At any rate, Folds appears to have had no childhood, and appeared on the music scene already a virtuoso nose-harp player. A publicity photo of Folds shows him standing atop the World Trade Center, seemingly doomed, as a plane loomed in the background mere seconds from crashing into that very building. Folds miraculously escaped death at the photo shoot by liquifying himself, drooling down the side of the building and into a sewer grating, and then bubbling up five hours later in a toilet in the Sydney Opera House.
==Discography==
*BF-5, 1995
*Whatever and Ever Amens, 1997
*Naked Baby Photos, 1998
*The Unauthorized Buttering of Reinhold Messner, 1999
Category:American musical groups
Benadryl

thumb|A bottle of Benadryl, seconds before being consumed whole by a TikTok user
Benadryl is a delicious food being consumed by those under 16 daily. It tastes funny and makes you see things.
==Deliciousness==
Benadryl is many delicious yes so delicious yum yum makes me see thing many delicious yes so delicious yum yum makes me see thing many delicious yes so delicious yum yum makes me see thing many delicious yes so delicious yum yum makes me see thing many delicious yes so delicious yum yum makes me see thing
==Consumption rates==
Just look – I'm not even joking it's so high. The chart starts in 2015 and ends in like 2025.
==Allergy medicine==
Benadryl can be used as a medicine to make allergies go away. It's really good at that. For example, Joe Biden used it like 400 times and then his bike fell instead of him!
==Other uses==
*Emetic not recommended for small children
==See also==
*
*Ipecac or big babies
==Notes==
Benjamin Netanyahu

All rise for the Bat Fuck Insane Prime Minister of Israel, Mr. Benjamin Netanyahu.
==Netanyahu had many travels.==
===Travel I: A Voyage to Uganda===
;4 July 1976
Netanyahu travelled to Uganda in 1976 to rescue his little brother Jonathan from Idi Amin. The operation failed, but Netanyahu did manage to save one little lamb which was going to become Amin's lunch later that day. The lamb was eventually eaten by Ariel Sharon, as documented in the movies Waltz with Bashir and The Silence of the Lambs.
===Travel II: A Voyage to Bloodhoundgang===
;30 July 1976 – 3 July 1996
During that period of time, Netanyahu was travelling to several ex-USSR countries, in order to save the Israeli flag from being urinated on during a Bloodhound Gang tour. The mission failed though he did manage to save a Libyan flag from getting totally covered with snot, and take a picture with Vladimir Putin.
===Travel III: A Voyage to Mcdonalds, Redlobster, Anheuserbusch, Haagendazs and Japan===
;5 August 1996 – 16 April 2010
During the 20th and 21st centuries, Netanyahu had travelled to many known and less-known countries, in order to establish positive relations between them and Israel. Today, the only country constantly supporting Israel in the United Nations is the Floating Turd of Turdistan, ruled by Netanyahu's good friend Pizza the Hut.
===Travel IV: A Voyage to the Land of the Splatsploutsploushes===
;7 September 2010 – 5 December 2015
On the most recent travel, Netanyahu visited the lovely Splatsploutsploushes and their charming friends, the Yahoods. The Splatsploutsploushes are human-like beings, with brown skins and a habit to wear towels over their heads. The Yahoods are also humanoids with beards and a strange round piece of cloth over their heads. Yahoods and Splatsploutsploushes seem to be in a constant state of conflict, as they can't agree who's hoomoos is better; hoomoos seems to be some kind of mousse made of horse sperm, and the Yahoods keep digging for it in their vast hoomoos mines. Splatsploutsploushes seem much less enthused by the hoomoos, as they have more advanced climbing skills, and thus more access to quality hoomoos. On the other hand, the Yahoods, who have to dig for the hoomoos, cannot accept the Splatsploutsploushes' claim on the hoomoos as their official food. Netanyahu was deeply impressed by the texture and aroma of the hoomoos, and promises to return to the Land of the Splatsploutsploushes soon.
==See also==
*Vladimir Putin, Benjamin Netanyahu's friend, the Russian President.
*Donald Trump, Benjamin Netanyahu's friend, the American President.
*Kim Jong-un, another batshit insane world leader who's friends with Putin and Trump
*Dictator, which is what all batfuck insane leaders are, aside from your mom.
Category:Bat fuck insane politicians
Category:Israeli
Category:Politicians
Category:Explorers
Category:People with a giant portrait of Vladimir Putin on their walls
Category:Time Travelers
Category:Things That Were Better in the 90s
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Bering Strait

Bering straight is caveman speak for "My friend Bering, whom I am speaking about, is heterosexual". Apparently people kept calling him gay and...
Oh shit. Now you've gone and made him cry. Bering! Come back! I'm sure he didn't mean it...
You're an asshole, you know that?
But Bering's tears just came and came and came until the whole valley was flooded, and two great lands began to drift apart. This is the beautiful, touching, and tender legend told by peace-loving, frolicking natives of the primitive persuasion who hunt narwhals and geese on the shores of the Bering Strait to explain why there is all that water there now, when even older and less reliable ancestral tales told how you could walk all the way across to cities whose streets were paved with gold.
== Geologists spoil the legend ==
Geologists are cruel, hard, flinty people with beards who like nothing better than to laugh at primitive people and disprove their most cherished beliefs with exact science. So it is, alas, for the Chukchi, Haida, Yupik, Gilyak, and other folk who were wont to stroll down to their beloved Bering Strait and sip its nourishing waters. Now they just sit about in tin-roofed shanty towns polluted by vast oil pipelines (causing the moose to shrink to the size of Shetland ponies, and the Shetland ponies to disappear entirely), gulping down fiery liquor. And that's how bad geologists are.
omfg shutr up u guys a freaken dumb shts and i dont care about that sht i need to do a report and u ruin my time by doing this why dont u guys get a fucking life....
According to these shockingly ill-mannered cads, it was actually some Silurian oolitic feldspar whose sexuality was questioned, and which began to weep, but the weeping was a perfectly natural process, with volcanic pressure causing steam to condense out of the magma and melt the glaciers or something. If you went to that lecture can I borrow your notes?
There was a land bridge between Siberia and Greenland, even the most hardened Yupik admits that now, but it was built of gravel heaped up specifically for the purpose of crossing, and took simply ages. Contemporary pictures scratched into cave walls are often decorated with graffiti saying things like "Ooh, my back hurts", or "Pass it on, the supervisor looks like a walrus".
== Flora and fauna ==
The Bering Strait is freezing cold, so no wildlife in its right mind would want to live there. This leaves it open as an ideal niche for various loony fauna and flora, such as the green bouncing whale, Steller's bagpiping sea anemone, and the wallaby, a long-footed, red-nosed tern with a spinning bow-tie.
Category: Geology Category: Geography Category: Legends
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Bermuda

Bermuda, or The Bermudas, is an Atlantic archipelago, British Overseas Territory, and a former part of Virginia.
Bermuda can also refer to:
* Bermudas, a type of pants.
* Bermuda Triangle, a region of the Atlantic, roughly between Bermuda, Florida, and the West Indies
* John "Bermuda" Schwartz (born 1956), a drummer for "Weird Al" Yankovic
Category:Islands
Category:British Overseas Territories and Crown Dependencies
Category:Redirects with possibilities
Bernardo Bertolucci

Bernardo Butterlucci (16 March 1941 – 26 November 2018) was the inventor of butter. He was also an Italian film director, apparently.
== Biography ==
Butterlucci invented butter in 1900, 41 years before he was actually born in Italy. The butter is named after him.
=== Invention of butter ===
Bernardo invented butter while making a toast. The butter was very tasty.
=== Weird Al dispute ===
American musician "Weird Al" Yankovic has claimed that he was actually the inventor of butter, during the shooting of his video "Amish Paradise". This made Butterlucci very angry.
=== Death ===
Butterlucci died yesterday. He was 77 years old. This makes butter 118 years old.
== Legacy ==
Anyone who uses butter should always cherish the magnificent Bernardo Butterlucci, the inventor of butter. Butterlucci also sexually harassed a young French actress named Maria Schneider in 1972, and totally ruined her life.
==See also==
*Jeffrey Epstein
*Harvey Weinstein
*Bill Cosby
Category:Italian people
Category:Inventors
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
Category:Sexual harassment