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Night of All the Spookyness

There was a dark and stormy night. And shittiness was in the air!
Spooooooky!
Lightning struck the roof of the Louisiana mansion! You could feel the spookiness in the air, lingering like a tense fog. Surely there were skeletons about.
A flash of lightning, and there they are! Standing in the field, naaaaked! Except one of them isn't naked at all because he's pretending to be a scarecrow! Wooooooo.
The skeletons creep, but no one can see them, because it's dark out! Who the hell didn't install lights in his field? The foolish land owner. So they creep and creep, getting closer. Except for that one guy, 'cause he's pretending to be a scarecrow. He just kinda stands there.
As the skeletons creep up to the door, they run and knock. They're offering the worst thing in the world! Magazine subscriptions! One of them jumps through a window crash and runs up the stairs. thmp thmp thmp thmp
The bathroom door flies open and the lady with cat ears in the tub screams out! AEEEEEEEIIIIEEE The skeleton screams too, because he has no idea what to do now! He's never seen a naked person before, aside from his own kind!
Terrified, the skeleton flings a magazine in the tub and jumps out the second story window. He lands into the arms of Mr. Skeltal, who holds him and softly doot doot in his ear. Don't worry skeleton, you're safe now. The scariness is finally over.
And no skeletons ever went to the naked cat lady's house again.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Skeletons
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Night of the undead living zombies

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ALL-SAINTS-DAY
AND I STOOD ON A MOUSE
SO I SCRAPED IT OFF MY FOOT WITH A TRAY
AND THREW IT OUT OF THE HOUSE
BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW
THAT MOUSE WAS A SPIRIT
AND THAT MEANT: NO
I DIDN'T KILL IT
THE SPIRIT WAS ANGERED
AND DIVED IN A GRAVE
THEN IT SETTLED
IN THE CARCASS IT CRAVED
AND UP FROM THE GRAVESTONE
THE MONSTER ROSE
IT EXPOSED ITS BONE
ITS FIRST VICTIM IT CHOSE:
A HAPPY OLD MAN
IN A WARM LARGE HOUSE
IT ATE HIS BRAINS
AND THAT OF HIS SPOUSE
THEY WALKED ROUND THE TOWN
INFECTING OTHERS
THEY SEARCHED UP AND DOWN
FOR MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS AND BROTHERS
FINALLY THEY DECIDED TO DRAW
THEMSELVES TO MY HOME
THEY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR
AND GNAWED AT MY DOME
I SLIPPED
I SQUIRMED
BUT THEIR GRIP
WAS FIRM
SO THEN THEY BIT
THROUGH MY THICK SKULL
THEN THEY OPENED IT
WITH ONE MIGHTY PULL
I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE
I WAS FLOODED WITH DOUBT
THEY ATE MY BRAINS LIKE PIE
THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Shortpasta
Night shift

June 5th, 1999. The day I got murdered. But, let’s jump back a few days. I was living on the streets. Crying, begging for a job. Then, one man was walking by, and he saw me. “You need a job, correct?” The man asked, almost surprised I didn’t have a job. “Yes, any job will do.” I said. “Here, have the night shift at my gas station, Gas&Go.” “Thank you sir.” I said, looking relaxed. He didn’t respond back. A few days later, on June 5th, I began my work at Gas&Go. First, I mopped the floors. I was feeling a bit paranoid, though, because I had heard reports of some paranormal stuff going on at this store. I really didn’t think too much of it, though. After around half an hour, my first customer came in. “Hello! Welcome to Gas&Go!” I said. “Yeah, yeah, I’ve been to this store thousands of times. Anyway, I’ll have the large Coke and some of those Heat&Burn chips.” The man said, looking annoyed. “Okay, your total will add up to $12.52” “Here” The man said, looking even more annoyed. “Thanks for coming to Gas&Go!” The man looked like he was about to punch a wall. Then he walked out. After that, there wasn’t much more customers. So, I checked the security cameras. At first, I didn’t find anything too suspicious. But then, as I checked the storage room, the camera detected movement by the boxes. I thought It was a rat. Boy, was I wrong. The next day, I came back in, and checked the video feed from last night. There was a man peeking out the door window, checking if anyone was there. Then, he started moving around. Then, he saw the cameras. He ran faster than any human ever could. And ran straight to the cameras. The cameras quickly got blacked out. I panicked, wondering if anybody was in the storage room. Nope. As I turned around to leave, I felt something touch my back. I grabbed it out of my back. It was a knife. I got in my car, and went into the hospital. Doctors declared him dead at 8:45PM. That was the day my friend died. I wrote this note and uploaded it to the internet, so I could share my friend’s death to everyone else.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Night shift at a convenient store

I know you're thinking "I've read these stories before. what a joke" but this is serious. I have posted on every forum just to get my message out. If something is too good to be true, it probably is.
A month ago, I had come home from college because the pandemic closed everything down. With almost a 4 month summer break, I figured I would need some cash. I had looked for jobs for a week with no luck, nobody is really hiring right now. Until, I got an email, it was a position open for the night clerk at a convenient store. Having worked at stores throughout college, I knew what to do, so it didn't seem like too much of a challenge. It paid $11/h and I would be working from 7pm-7am. Not too bad I thought, 11 dollars to sit around since barely anyone would be out.
I put in my application and immediately received a phone call to come in for an interview the following day. After completing my interview, I was hired. I came in the following day to start my shift. The morning clerk smiled when I walked in. He said he was glad they could find a replacement so quickly. It seemed a little odd, but hey, workers are scarce right now.
Once I got everything settled, I opened the cash register, in the empty slot I saw a followed up piece of paper. It reads the following:
RULES:
1. Make sure to lock all the windows at 8pm.
2. If you see someone lingering in the parking lot for too long without coming in, call the police.
3. Check the bathrooms every 30 minutes to see if they need to be cleaned
Okay, these seem normal enough, I thought. that was until I got to the next rule.
4. If you see a woman dressed in all white crying, do the renegade. she will leave.
5. If you hear a weird noise coming from the cooler, make 3 farting noises with your armpit. you do NOT want to know what happens if you don't.
6. Make sure you never close your eyes
7. Don't breathe for longer than 4 minutes at a time.
8. Keep your eyes closed all the time
I opened my eyes... Now the yodeling Walmart boy won't stop playing over the loud speaker.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Rituwel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Nightmare

This story is really /x/ but i really think that YOU SHOULD DIE /x/.....
Hello,
im sam,
Sam scarpella,
im 8 years old and i live in australia.
anyway i am completly obssesed with creepypasta and...well....i would like to experience the life of a CP (creepypasta).
Well first i am insane...... yes i said it INSANE!!!!!!
like jeff (Jeff The Killer).
i really.......vhifjvhdjvs/x/666.
anyway i have short-term memory loss witch you already tell i forget things in like...say...10 seconds.
Heres some other stuff i have:
1.torette syndrome.
2.fhfsk/x/666.
3.insanity.
4.bloodshot eyes.
5.black ass skin.
6.can tell the future (sometimes)
7.telekinesis
one day me and my mom,dad and my little bro went to the park and...a couple of punks jumped us...and i fought back....only me...not my dad.....not my midget brother...not my mom....the punks were soon beat up and then i searched them...i found out that one of them smoked and then i took the lighter then i started is to see if it worked and it did...a little too much....then my arm burst into flames and and my skin was burnt from egnglish skin to black...then i ran to the pond i got wet as much as i could but then i passed out.
i soon woke up in the hospital i couldn't see i touched my face and then i felt a kind of a fabricish feel.
i knew there were banages my face so then i fell straight back to sleep.
then when i woke up my mom asked me "Sam are you ok?!" i said yes and then they said i could take off the bandages.
when i took them off my mom screamed then i asked "what?" with a worried voice.
then my dad said "sam could you....go take a look?" then when i looked in the mirror i said "holy s#%*!"
then we went home.
then when we got home i put the bandages over my mouth then my little brother said "sam im not scared of you not like mum".
then i said "what? your 4 ben! 4 i tell you!!!" 
then he said "i know"
then our mom called ben for bed then she said i could stay up all night because my eyelids were burned off.
then i got a knife and cut my cheeks as much as i could but i didn't hurt because my skin was burned.
then i put my bandages over my mouth again. then 9:00 rose then my parents came to see me.i was just minding my own buisness watching TV.
then they said asked me if i wanted a glass of water.
i replied with a simple yes.
then the drama started.
they asked me to take the bandages off my mouth so they could check my mouth then my mom screamed she said "sam what did you do to your face?
i replied with "what?"
then i looked in the mirror "oh yeah" i said. "about that".
"no ti-".my mom stopped speaking.my dad took the lead. then the next week the we never seen out of there house again. in fact i was going nuts and i became a serial killer! THE ENND!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Nightmare (A Kirby Creepypasta)

I don't like this job. It's too dangerous, and horrifying, they don't even let me sleep. None of us can. But that doesn't matter.
Here, let me back up.
Our leader insists on stealing all the country's resources, making everyone buying it back. He's a horrible leader. However, a terrible moster has been roaming around the land. It says that it wishes to kill our leader. It eats everything it comes in contact with. Everything. Our artillery, food supply, even soldiers who toughed it out to try and stop it. What's worse, it mocks us by destroying others with weapons it's taken from soldiers it's eaten.
It killed our commanders, generals, it even beat our heavy airship. I had to warn the leader. So I went, but he wouldn't listen, and took the best weapon he could. It had it all, missles, a flamethrower, and it could shoot bolts of lightning. But that didn't matter.
The monster killed our leader, sent him flying from the fortress. 
It doesn't even look threating. Or sound threating. It just is. It has a cute squeaky voice, and is pink.
They say I live in dreamland. I say I live inside a nightmare.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Vidya games
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Nightmare Ned

One day I was bored and had nothing to do, so I turned on the TV and Nightmare Ned was on. It was dark and greenish looking, poor quality, poor sound, and poor everything. It opened with Ned eating breakfast. He walked outside and was playing on his bike.
I thought it was just some random commercial, but after I saw the intro I realized it was an episode. Ned was playing with Conrad, and Vernon appeared. It was hard to understand what they said, because they sounded like they were babbling.
They apparently began to suck the brain out of a child and he turned into a zombie. the children at his class thought it was a prank but they were wrong. Ned raped the zombified child, while Conrad and Vernon decapitated the teacher, and then melted. I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
Ned's parents reported him to the officer and the officer tried to find any evidence. As he was looking, Ned began to die. Ned said, "Mom, Dad, Amy. remember me from when I am in the up above". They cried for 30 seconds as the episode came to a close.
I turned off the TV, and after 5 seconds I turned it back on and it froze on the ending frame. I unplugged the TV, but it was still frozen. Finally, I gave it a good kick and it turned off. Nervously, I plugged the set back in and, to my relief, it was no longer frozen; it was playing a cereal commercial. I checked my TV Guide to see if there were any Disney films playing that could help ease my mind of the horror I had just seen, and then it suddenly dawned on me.
Nightmare Ned had been cancelled 3 months ago.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Nightmare Witch

Im 14. I live in Florida. I have been visited by the Nightmare Eye. Pretty normal day, a Friday. I went to the library with Joey , and after some convincing, we checked out The Grudge. We watched it. We went to sleep. Normal bunkbed. I was on the top bunk. We went to sleep.
My dreams were pretty normal. Then It changed to a nightmare. I was back in my Elementary school. I was cleaning stuff, then went outside of the front door a bit. I told a few kids out there to shut up, then went back inside. It was raining. As usual. Suddenly Emmah appeared beside me. It was dark, like pitch black, but I could see, but everything was the color green, like those night-cameras. Im suprised I was with Emmah. I hate Joey`s sister. There were shadows and they chased us. The only things on them visable were faded, glowing red eyes that were glazed and narrowed with pure evil and instinct to slaughter any breathing thing. We eventually locked ourselves in a large bathroom. It was sort of a class rooom. There were abot 29 desks all pushes together, taking up 3/4 of the room. Then there were bright mirrors. Those big, oval shaped ones with te sinks under them. We stopped to look in the mirrors. I noticed there was a huddled, angry looking figure with wide, furious eyes hunched in the far corner. I looked over my shoulder and cheerfuly said "Hi Miss Belleh." to her. She looked underfed, like a zombie. She had wild hair all over, like a witch. I guesses it was lightIt mostly pointed down though.
She was hunched with her knees all bunched up and her hands over on the side of her head, which was tilted, like she was making a sleeping action. Her eyes were pupil-less. I mean nothing. Only eye-white. They were big too. I had no fucking idea why i was calm. She wore a tattered, dark dress. She made a angry, ear peircing hissing noise. I looked back to the mirror. On my shoulders, she kneeled, laughing madly, her face split into a wild smile. She now had a glowing red eye, placed her palm over my eye, bright red light glowing strongly on her pallm. It was like her eyes, but red. I saw the whole thing from the mirror. She started killing me, shredding me apart, ripping my flesh hungrily with her grimy teeth, screaming with joy. I woke up and burst imto tears. i didnt sleep for the next night. Im pretty fine now. I see shadows move all over, seeing things move from my phericphals, jumping when someone does a sudden thing. Now its been raining on and off. The sky gets dark all of a sudden, and rain comes down so hard im afraid it will go through the roof and kill me. Then it stops. Then it happens again. It only lasts 5 or 6 minutes.
Sometimes I see her. I dont like my reflection much.
At least she cant find me during the day.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Dreams
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Nightmare of the R.M.S. Titanic

I was dreaming. I was on a lifeboat. I saw RMS Titanic go down. It was the most horrifying dream I ever saw. It was like the real thing. except it didn't hit a iceberg. Chuck Norris sank it. His kick that could shatter bone ripped right throught Titanic's hull. Six compartments were filled. Titanic was doomed. I saw titanic's 1st funnel fall of. Her stern raised in the air. She broke in half. I saw her stern dissapear forever.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Nightmare on Shit Street

It was a normal, cold night. The smell of death reeked the air. On the sidewalk I saw evil patrixxx fucking my dad in the ass, that was usual. It was 3 am and I honestly don't know why I was walking. I then saw Slenderman, still usual. Then I saw a cold figure in the night, about 6 feet tall with huge fucking claws with fucking shit stained all over them, and that's how my experience on Shit Street began. The man chased me down to my house, he had green and blue stripes, his shirt also stained with shit. He was wearing no pants or underwear, making his penis completely visible.
I got back to my house, panting and sweating. I then went to the bathroom, because I needed to take a shit. But then... he was in the room. I screamed and ran out of the bathroom... and he was gone. Then I realized it... when you took shits he would appear... he could get into your bathroom while you were shitting. My friend Marlee was found dead the next day, only 60 feet from my house... she had been slaughtered and there were claw marks in her body... claw marks that we're stained with shit. It was super scary.
He then came behind me and grabbed my shoulders and a pikachu appeared and fucked me in the ass really hard and I was pregnant... but i'm not even a woman.
I then appeared in my bathroom... and the green and blue striped man walked towards me with his shit stained claws and he struck me... struck me repeatedly struck me... then I'm died.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Nightmare reality

There was a boy known as max. Somehow he was at a very strange place, where he then saw a skeleton. "Who... who are you?" He asked, confused. "Why, I am the very powerful skeleton, young man," He said. "And this is the dark realm, The place where I take preteens and teens to, also known as my home." He then sent him to a very grassy place, where he then saw many giant hawks that can spit acid, which max easily dodged, as the birds didn't mean any harm as them spitting was natural for them. He then went through various events, until he saw a giant eyeball that shot a laser at him, but luckily, an angel from the heavens shielded max, and took him from that cursed planet. They then find themselves on a planet that has holes that lead to different worlds. One where there were people on fire, another where there was a giant monster with a million eyes. there was one where you would feel the pain of 5,000 bombs, and one where you fall to a near endless hole, and when you are close to the bottom, all your limbs tear off slowly and come back on.After the tenth world, the angel could not handle anymore insanity as she herself has gone insane. She then flew to god to explain what they saw. After hearing it, god sent her to an aslylum to stay for as long as she needs, as she has very clearly gone mad. God also takes her magic way, which unfortunately for max means he can no longer breath in space, and he dies due to lack of oxygen. This adventure max had, however turned out to be a dream, but thanks to the skeleton, max now has the ability to make anyone that exists in real life that was in the dream have the same feeling, age relationship, virtually anything they last had in the dream, they have in real life. Meaning unfortunately, this means max actually died. God then brought him back to life, and took away his ability, and when he came back to life, he was shocked and relieved at the same time, and was about to yell out for his parents when god stopped him, telling him not to ever mention everything that happened to him, as they may believe he is a madman. Years later, max has married and now has a kid, and expects another on the way. He also has started to get therapy to help with his ptsd from what happened, and has gotten better. The angel from long ago has also gotten better, and they sometimes hang out with eachother. Unfortunately, god has not found the skeleton, as he is in a different realm god has not yet detected.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Dreams
Category:Wall of Text
Nightmare wood.sext

Something was sending a message to me, and if I didn't respond, then my family and the rest of my hometown were on the hook. I didn't have a choice anymore -- I had to stop running from my past and confront my demons. I had to face Nightmare Wood.
So I turned on my phone and looked at the nightmare Schlong I'd been sent. Some creepy guy got my number somehow and now he keeps sending me pictures of his four inch hard on being sounded with knives n shit shoved in it with weird captions like 'U Cut my heart like I cut my diccc'
I called him a creep and blocked him again, but I heard the ping of my Friend Sarah's phone.
"It's here." She wept. "It's back."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Nightmares

A recent study by the National Psychiatric Institute concluded that no activity can account for the phenomenon known as nightmares. Whereas many dreams come from unconscious desires, most nightmares seem to come from an outside source independent of the individual. In fact, when subjects are asked to recall nightmares they are almost always found in the same memory section as actual physical memories, not the section where normal dreams are replayed. In other words, you know those aliens and creatures you see at night in your "dreams?"
They're real.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Dreams
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Nightmares Are Real (Read at Risk)

The following has been tested by psycologists and oneirologists. We have conducted tests to see what creates dreams or even nightmares. Our first theory was that the dreams were created by activities from the previous day or maybe outside disturbance. Our final test was recorded. The link to the footage is at the end of the passage.
VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK.
A recent study by the National Phsychiatric Institute in Boston, MA concludes that no activity can account for the phenonmenon known as "nightmares." Wheras dreams come from unconscious desires, most nightmares come from an outside source independant of the individual. In fact, everytime subjects are asked to recall nightmares they are almost always in the same memory section as actual physical memories, not the section where normal dreams are played. Meaning that most of the time, a nightmare occurs exactly where you fell asleep. In other words, those aliens and creatures you see in your dreams, are real.
Have you ever heard of people dying in their sleep? Now you know why.
The link below takes you to YouTube. You will see our final test result. The video credit goes to shirtfag. We strongly suggest NOT to conduct a test similar to ours. In the past month eight of our psychologists and other scientists have either died or committed suicide due to extreme stress, not being able to sleep, and fear.
WARNING: Footage Link Here
You can believe whatever you want to believe.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Dreams
Category:Videos
Category:Suicide
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta