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James Bevel/James Bevel's face in the cloud

When the disembodied face of James Bevel was discovered in this iconic photo of the Civil Rights Movement after his death (he died laughing!!) people in the dozens were amazed. Since Bevel initiated and ran both the Selma Movement and the Selma to Montgomery March, finding his face looking down and directly along the line of marchers was very creepy, especially since nobody had noticed his cloud-face before he died. Ghost hunters were consulted and fled on foot. People with ice cream cones didn't even stop to eat them, but dropped their cones where they stood and escaped. Those with axes to grind ground them and then ran out the nearest exit. Because of Bevel's connection to the march this may be one of the most interesting pareidolias on record, brought to you exclusively on uncyclopedia. 
Some more interesting things in the picture: look at the priest checking out and choking the chick in the second row. They can never get enough. And why is that white guy with the flag down the back of his shirt grabbing at the pre-teen in front of him - wait just a minute there, buster (see caption above, you can use these two to find the face)! 
James Bevel's face can be found in-between the dots on the smaller picture, which is then magically made larger in the larger photograph. It floats like a goblin, and his bald head, beard, and other facial stuff can be easily recognized by those who never knew him. His eyes in the photo are closed as if asleep, meditating, or getting marcher's dust in them. See if you can find it!!
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James Bond (physics)

The James bond, in physics and molecular chemistry, is a unique covalent chemical bond between electrons of atoms, discovered by professor B. S. James in 1853. The James bond, named after its discoverer, consists of the electrons of two atoms of different neutron numbers (thus isotopes) interacting with each other once ingested by any male human. Subsequent chain chemical reactions then trigger a neuronal pathway which leads to involuntary oral articulations of "Bond, James Bond" which in turn induces strong impulses in the male to randomly shoot individuals in his vicinity with arbitrary projectile weaponry.
==Observations==
The chemical bonding strength of the James bond in a human male has been found to depend on his personality and on the interaction of that person with the environment, sometimes inducing inexplicable urges of masculinity. Professor James described this behavior in a groundbreaking paper as "Double-Zero Seven syndrome", but was unable to draw any conclusions then in the 19th century.
==Carriers of the Bond==
The James bond was later re-discovered a century later in molecular compounds ingested by actors such as Sean Connery, Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan, although medical screening results remained dubious for Brosnan because he declined to donate sperm for examination. Strangely enough, the covalent bonding attraction between the two ions appear to strengthen with increasing age difference between them.
==Chemical properties==
Particles held together by a James bond are unique in having only one flavour, namely shaken. On the contrary, ions bonded together by the James bond can never be identified by a "stirred" quantum number. Molecules with the intramolecular James bond may also form strong intermolecular bonds with other molecules through hydrogen-bonding. Molecules which form intermolecular bonds with other molecules by virtue of James bonds are generally referred to as "M" or "Q" molecules, where the ""M" (not be confused with the term molarity) possesses the strongest intermolecular strength with the James bond molecule.
==Today==
Today the James bond may be found practically everywhere, starting from family relations to love relations, some would refer to a "bond" that relies them to each other - that would be the James bond.
The James bond can be found in most places thanks to its impressive structural integrity, it is often shaken but not easily stirred.
== See also ==
*Jesus Bond
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James Charles

JaMarx Karles James Charles Dickinson (born May 23, 1999) is a famous make-up YouTuber, communist, beauty guru, and 1st male embassador to CommieGirl CoverGirl.
==Personal, non-communist life==
Charles is from Moscow, Russia Bethlehem, New York. Charles is an openly gay communist. He currently resides in Los Comunistas Angeles.
==YouTube and Communist Career==
Charles is known for his YouTube channel focusing on make-up relating content (and definitely no secret Communist-relating videos). He currently has 16M subscribers and about 7M followers.
==(Non-Communist) Controversies==
===Tatiana Westbrook===
On May 10th, 2019, fellow communist collaborator Tatleona Westsky Tatiana Westbrook uploaded a 43-minute video called "BYE COMRADE SISTER..." heavily criticizing Charles with disloyalty, manipulating sexuality, and using fame and money (and definitely no communism) to play with people's emotions. He lost 1 million subscribers in one day. He also lost 0 of his communist followers, uh, if he had any.
===Communism?===
No, he isn't a communist, you idiots. And he likes big oily vascular black men!!!
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James Spader

:For the iraqnid, see James Spider.
http://celebopedia.com/james-spader/images/james-spader.jpg
This is James Spader. We'll give you a moment to deal with that.
James T. "Two Sheds" Spader was first human to travel through a Stargate. He post-currently starts in Boston Legal where he plays a lawyer for a fake law firm called "Crane, Poole, Schmidt and Spock" and co-stars the show along with James T. Kirk and some other random actors and actresses you've never heard of. In fact, you've probably haven't even heard of James Spader before, as he started in many films in the 80's that no one cares for today (the majority of these revolved around his efforts to fuck things up for Andrew McCarthy).
James Spader's role on his current television show is to bullshit the hell out of people to get them out of legal trouble. 9 out of 10 episodes per season, he wins the case and the next episode repeats the same pattern. Last season on Boston Legal, James Spader's character took a rape case to the Supreme Court with James T. Kirk along his side.
==Achievements==
Although James Spader is, in fact, the greatest blond actor under 50, few people know this because he made movies in the 1980s. Everyone knows that no good movies were made in this decade, except perhaps "Bachelor Party," starring Tom Hanks before he won multiple Academy Awards and his shit stopped stinking. He is also the most pervy man in the Western World since Gary glitter moved to the East.
He was President of the United Spades in 1973. He was elected because of his name is so dissimilar to the name of the country that the people of the United Spades wondered how they could they not vote for him? Then, he was shot. Vice President Captain Planet became president.
He is also known for making regular movies seem like porn. In the movie "White Palace," for instance, noted large-breasted actress Susan Sarandon hoovers him like spilled cat litter, and that movie isn't porn at all.
People bitten by a radioactive James Spader have been known to develop a host of super powers including a mysterious "Spader Sense."
Battles persistent rumours that he is related to David Spade. 
He was reportedly killed by Dr. Michael Shanks on September 12th, 1996 during a fit of jealous rage. Despite his death, he has gone on to star in the hit show Boston Legal, in which he plays a slightly overweight lawyer and has sex with everyone on the show, including William Shatner.
==Filmography==
*Pretty in Pink (1986)
*Prettier in Pink (1987)
*Wading in the Stream of Obscenity (1987)
*Tooth Ferry (1987)
*Return of the Pink Panther (1987)
*Curse of the Pretty Pink Panther (1987)
*The Return of the Pink Panther Returns (19$7)
*Sex Lies on Videotape (1987)
*Sexing the Secretary (1988)
*Sweet Vagina Pie (1989) (a remake of the 50's musical)
*Robert's Rules of Order: The Movie
*A bad remake of Star Gate (1994)
*Sex in Car Crashes (1996) (Softcore porn by David Cronenberg)
== See Also ==
*Nude pics of James Spader
*David Spade
*Darth Spader
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James and the Giant Peach

James and the Giant Peach (renamed from James and His Giant Peach) is a 1996 musical fantasy film directed by Henry Selick, based on the 1961 novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. It was produced by Tim Burton and Denise Di Novi. The film is a combination of live action and stop-motion animation.
"Oh god, your peach is so BIG!" - The First Line of the Movie entitled, "James and the Giant Peach."
Some people think, from this line, that the movie starts out as a lame, kinky, gay, clay-mation movie involving James and his ho's Giant Peach.
They're mostly right, though the character James doesn't actually exist in the movie. His name is mentioned first in the credits as Whoopi Goldberg, for obvious reasons.
==Tagline==
On the DVD, and for the posters, the movie's Tagline was changed to: "Adventures this big don't grow on trees," though the original Tagline was: "Peaches this big don't grow in pants," which had no relation to the movie whatsoever.
==Storyline==
The storyline of the movie revolves around Wallace and Gromit, the popular British claymation series, had a little known spinnoff called "Masterclaysion", which dealt with the horrors of beastiality, and them finding a Giant Peach. The history is told by the Giant Peach itself. (It spawns a hole out of no where. Some believe that during one of the cuts Wallace and Gromit decided to have a bit of fun, and the director simply had to play along with it.)
The giant peach tells of how he was supposed to be Hitler's dinner, since we all know Hitler was a vegetarian, and was sent to Hitler by one of his Jewish slaves. On the way to the dining room, the slave was mistaken for someone to be gassed. Inside the gas chamber, the soul of the Jewish slave drifted into the Peach, along with a few tons of the toxic gases, and made it become large.
==Special Features==
Some of the Special Features on the DVD include:
*How to make Sex Organs out of clay.
*Why people laugh at you.
*Get a completely unpixelated girlfriend: A How-to.
*The long and complicated process of teaching yourself how to turn off the TV.
== Sequel ==
A sequel to the film, "John and the Giant Onion", was released straight-to-DVD in 2010. It has nothing to do with James and the Giant Peach but is rather about some fat guy and some Grasshopper eating Giant onions.
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James the Red Engine

All your Wikipedia articles r belong to James.
James the Red Engine is the first completely red object in medical history to suffer to suffer from AD/HD (Predominantly Hyperactive Type). Freaky.
== James' life so far ==
James started life somewhere in Australia, and was used to frighten British people away. However, The Obese Controller had realised Edward was sick of life in the same country as Gordon, so he ordered a professional Australian wrestler over the phone to kill Edward. Instead, he got James, and a letter...
 Hey,
 Soz that we couldn't get you a professional wrestler, but they all died in a...uh...marching
 accident. But we found a really cool engine in someone's garbage, and thought you might like
 him, cause he's been beating up obese Brits like you for six whole months. And he'll 
 probably be better at killing other engines, anyway. 
 Soz again,
 Creator of James
The Obese Controller took James, mainly because of his hyperactive nature and low knowledge of labour laws. 
=== James' life since arriving on Sodor ===
James' only friend is Edward, and even he only made friends with James because he was sick of James' catchphrase "Hey, I like sugar, do you like sugar? Yay, be my friend!", which 'somehow conveyed an image of Ron Weasley', according to Edward.
Edward told James to shunt trucks while singing Ron Weasley's hit single, 'Follow the Butterflies (Bothering Snape)' until he got tired. This was in 1942. If you vist Sodor today, you will find James with 2700 trucks, singing the world's second most annoying song.
== James' psychological condition ==
As mentioned before, James is the only completely red object in the history of forever to suffer from AD/HD (Predominantly Very, Very, Very Hyperactive Type). Since James is runs on sugar instead of coal, this isn't surprising. Well, it could be, but it isn't. James is partial to spinning round on turntables so fast it makes his Driver feel nauseous, insisting everything he has ever done in his life is in honour of Paris Hilton and asking random passers-by to be his friend. This type of behaviour has been observed by Theme Hospital psychiatrists for 20 years, and they have come to the conclusion the James, indeed, is crazy.
== Assasination attempts ==
The following people have attempted to kill James:
*A group of Sims, who thought James was responsible for all the world's ills.
*The Obese Controller (Self-explanatory, really).
*Death itself.
*The Anti-Sugar Society.
== Role in the James the Red Engine films ==
James is obviously Harry, though according to people who hadn't even seen the films or anything like it, he 'ruined Harry's character'. Maybe because he was a little to over-enthusiastic when it came to defeating Voldemort (He never lived to see Venice).
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Jan Mayen Royal Military

The Jan Mayen Royal Military (Mayenstrunge: Huh? I've never heard of that.) is the major Mayen military organization responsible of the organization of several branches inside of the Jan Mayen Royal Military, the offensive commanding plans of Jan Mayen, and organization of militia, battalions, and troops in Jan Mayen. The military contains three major branches, that being the MGF, the RMN, and the MPA, with the MGF having three minor branches, being the MGF (the sequel)The Mayen Garrison Forces. Not to be confused with the Mayen Ground Forces., the MNTF, and the RMA, with the RMA containing two minor minor branches, that being Army Group West, and Army Group East. As of 2024, the Jan Mayen Royal Military currently has three active soldiers, those being polar bears, while there are two currently deployed troops, one on Army Group West, and one on Army Group East.
Among nations in the Northern Hemisphere, the Jan Mayen Royal Military ranks the lowest in personal size, and economic funding.
==History==
The Jan Mayen Royal Military was established in 1919 after the ashes of the First World War as a self-defence force focused on garrisons across Jan Mayen, although it did not see combat until 1920 when the Norwegians decided to beat their asses. Then the Mayens decided to beat their asses.See the Second Norwegian-Mayen war. The Mayens would create an organization called the North Arctic Treaty Organization temporarily, until it was abandoned in the Mayen Coup of 1971. The Jan Mayen Royal Military would demilitarize in foreign conflict after the Mayen-Soviet War, until 1971, in which the Mayen Garrison Force was designed to crack down on civilian unrest against the government.
The Mayens would invade Iraq and Afghanistan in 1999 to extract the oil supply from the regions to make sure the pesky 'Muricans would not get any oil from the invasion in '01 and '03.
==Organization==
Unlike many military organizations, the Jan Mayen Royal Military does not have any commanders-in-chiefs or generals, its only leader being Isbjørnur, the current leader of Jan Mayen. The base of the Jan Mayen Royal Military is set in Olonkinbyen, the largest city in Jan Mayen.
===Structure===
The structure of the Jan Mayen Royal Military is somehow fucking complex, even though 80% of the branches have nobody in them.The only populated branches are the MGF and the MGF.
==Conscription==
== Equipment ==
The Jan Mayen Royal Military, like any other army, has equipment, although scarce.
=== Guns ===
The weapons used in the Jan Mayen Royal Military are:
* Handguns
* Guns
* Flowers
* Glaciers
* Whatever Norwegians use
=== Uniforms ===
Yeah, the Mayens might have uniforms. The standard uniform for Mayens are usually capes with two colours, blue and white.
== See also ==
* Jan Mayen
== Notes ==
Jane Doe

Jane Doe is a slut and whore and female emo bitch from my school which you never heard of that has a big ugly nose from the jesus ara and got raped by a bunch of ninjas and pirates. They're from nothingville and the town sucks ass and they're in shit band called among us impostor sus, they are in the religion cult of 69420
==See also==
*John Doe
*John Q. Public
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Janez Janša

Janez I. T. Janša (born Janez Ivan Tomaž Luka Matej Janša; 17 September 1958; also know as Our Leader, Lighthouse of Europe and Ivan the Storm) is the supreme leader of Slovenia. He is the most competent politician in the world and the most accomplished alpinist. 
While flogged for his harsh style of rule by the Communist Media, people close to him often say he is a gentle man of tender emotions and, in fact, very modest. His greatest passions are mountains and his three children. His ex-wife, not so much.
== Early life ==
Janez Ivan Tomaž Janša was born on a sunny Wednesday, on a 260th day of the glorious year 1958 Anno Domini. His birth was foretold by sixteen doves, flying over the capital city of Ljubljana, carrying the good tidings. Above them, a triple rainbow arched, while a new star was born in heavens. The highest mountain, Triglav, grew for fifteen meters, although the famous measurements of 1991 proved it, in fact, grew for 30 meters.
Ivan Janša was christened four times, just in case. He got a new name every time: Janez, Tomaž, Luka and Matej, but had not used the latter two since he was eighteen.
== Rise to Power ==
After his first four years of successful reign, he was unjustly dethroned by the Communist Elite (also know as 'The Axis of Continuity' and 'Uncles Behind the Curtain'), his beloved country fell into recession, which caused the global financial meltdown and the sinking of Titanic in 1912, retroactively. When the Supreme Leader saw that one member of the Communist Elite was to be replaced by another, he decided to help Slovenia and, thus, the World. Although he did not win the infamous 2011 elections due to omnipresent powers of the Communist Elite, the God Almighty chose him to become the Supreme Leader. As long as gay people are not allowed to have children.
== Leadership Style ==
The Communist Elite Propaganda Machine has been presenting The Supreme Leader as a dangerous and corrupt demagogue for the last two decades, and even called his shiny godsent bald head ridiculous. But that are Communists for you right there. Evidence shows that Ivan Janša is a righteous ruler and totally not an ex lord of the war (although he is a lord), as portrayed in Liberal Media.
== Achievements ==
*climbed the highest mountain of the World, Triglav, for ten million times
*his bald patch is said to cure leprosy and common cold
*voted "Most Likely to Marry a Hottie" in high school
*taught his country what journalism is really about
*an asteroid was named after his pet
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Janjaweed

Janjaweed is a hallucinatory drug primarily grown in western Sudan. Janjaweed is similar to Pol Pot in its potency and is much sought after as an Islam-friendly substitute for other banned drugs. The Sudanese government has received flak recently for subsidizing struggling Janjaweed farmers by providing monetary and supply aid, notably with shipments of Vitamins A and K-47.
== History ==
The Islamic world has long seen drugs as sinful stains upon society, and though in many cases the use and transfer of drugs has gone unhindered, many governments have cracked down with lethality upon drug users and traffickers. But in Sudan, the urge to find an alternative to the more widely condemned drugs drove the government to find a new alternative drug which would not carry any of the previous bad history. Breakthrough was achieved in 2003, when the first Janjaweed was grown and planted throughout the Darfur region of Sudan.
The addictive drug quickly caught on, and spread in use to the neighboring nations of Chad and the Central African Republic. Both nations have attempted to curtail the drug use, but with great difficulty.
== Controversy ==
Janjaweed is one of the most deadly drugs in the world, with an average of 273 fatalities daily. The United States and other western nations have attempted to get the United Nations to deal with the problem, but as many nation's representatives were found to be smoking Janjaweed themselves, the problem has gone unaddressed.
== External Links ==
*Drug Abuse Hotline
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January

January was elected the first month of the year in the year 2 AD. When it was finally impeached around 5 thousand years later, after a nasty conflict with November (see below), it wandered around the fourth dimension for many years, drinking heavily. It was later found, cleaned up, and elected the 52nd state, after some confusion.
== Battle of January ==
The following conflict was recorded on live TV for all to see in the dicksmack year of 4629, although unfortunately almost everyone who watched it suffered spontaneous head implosion. Watching higher-dimensional beings do battle will do that to you. Luckily, we were able to obtain a copy of the second-dimensional recording, in the form of a transcript.
The newscaster smiles and turns to the camera. "Well," he begins, "You have just witness the hilari- horrible, sorry- death of November. Time-Space Fabric Paramedics are on their way, but we will have to see what will become of January and the survivors of the November family in the days to come." He then smiles at the camera and says, "Next up we have the Cthulhu Kitty! How is that possible? Well, here's the Cthulhu hubby and his little lady, the cat that wasn't afraid to say, 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!'.
==See Also==
*Summer
*List of January Anniversaries
*White History Month
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Japanese TV series centered around a game where powerful creatures are summoned through the use of small objects that tends to have a real-life equivalent of the game in question, except in real life, you don't actually get to summon any creatures

#REDIRECT Japanese TV series centered around battles where powerful creatures are summoned using some small object that usually has a real-life equivalent of these battles in the form of a game, except in real life, you don't actually get to summon any creatures