Beau Bradley Beaten Back to Back/Soramimi

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Misheard dialogue for the film, Beau Bradley Beaten Back to Back. This film has a lot of underrated misheard dialogue. There may be a few repeats.
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==Characters==
Danny LeeBeau BradleyBrawley Colt
==Touhou Project Characters?/Waifus?/Outside sources?==
A: Yes.
===Who?/What?===
* Sakuya Izayoi.
* Leone Abbacchio.
* Kamata Gosaku.
* Diaper.
* Fried rice.
* Fierce sister.
* 100 million yen.
* Odakyu Electric Railway.
* Idemitsu Kosan.
==Names taken from film?==
A: Yes.
===Who?===
* Gayne Rooney (ゲイン・ルーニー).
==Languages spoken?==
English:
: Danny Lee
: Beau Bradley
==Beau Bradley vs. Danny Lee (カズヤの浮気パンツレスリング)==
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	Alright, well here's the wrestling mat.	はい、オムツですねHai, omutsudesu ne 	Yes, it's a diaper.
: Yes, it's a diaper.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Beau Bradley	Yeah, that counts as a wrestling mat. 	いやあ、まあそっすねIyā, ma a sossu ne 	No, oh well.
Danny Lee 	Yeah, let's see what you can do on a wrestling mat now.	いや強い、君はレスラーだIya tsuyoi, kimi wa resurāda 	No, you're strong, you're a wrestler.
Danny Lee 	Anytime, anytime! 	イーサイ　イーサン(＾ω＾　)Īsai īsan(＾ω＾　) 	Isai isan.
Danny Lee 	Come put it up! 	掘るぞ♂Horu zo♂ 	I'll dig♂.
Danny Lee 	Your limbs hurt? 	うるさい？Urusai? 	Noisy?
Beau Bradley	Okay. Clockwise or which way you going in? 	9時にふわふわアイス一緒に食わへん？Ku-ji ni fuwafuwa aisu issho ni kuwahen? 	Would you like to join me for some fluffy ice cream at 9:00?
Danny Lee 	Grab on! 	ふわふわ？Fuwafuwa? 	Fluffy?
Danny Lee 	Oh yeah! 	ごめんね・・・Gomen ne... 	Sorry...
Danny Lee 	You know what? (?) 	おお硬い・・・O o katai... 	Oh hard...
Danny Lee 	That's right, you gotta be taking time in this hour? 	痛いよ適当になっちゃう・・・Itaiyo tekitō ni natchau... 	It hurts and becomes appropriate...
Danny Lee 	No way! 	重い・・・Omoi... 	Heavy...
Beau Bradley	Tough dog! 	かった～い♂Katta~i♂ 	It's hard♂.
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	HUHHEHEHAHAHAHALA!	ぬっふっふっふっふっふっふ～( ^ω^)Nuffuffuffuffuffuffu~( ^ω^) 	Nuffuffuffuffuffuffu~
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Beau Bradley	Let's go! 	えっ違う・・・Etchigau... 	Not right...
Beau Bradley	Took a little, eh? 	東京の笑い？Tōkyō no warai? 	Laughing in Tokyo?
Beau Bradley	What's so funny? 	いつの間に・・・Itsunomani... 	Before I knew...
Danny Lee 	Still can take you! 	今日天気？Kyō tenki?今日天気良い！Kyō tenki yoi! 	Weather today?The weather is good today!
Beau Bradley	Do you ever doubt? 	やる気やな？Yarukiya na? 	Are you motivated?
Danny Lee 	C'mon, give! 	ごめんごめん・・・Gomen gomen... 	Sorry sorry...
Beau Bradley	Like that idea, huh? 	訳ありやな？Wakeariya na? 	Does that make sense?
Danny Lee 	Ah c'mon, let me stretch this! 	意味が分からないです・・・Imi ga wakaranaidesu... 	I don't understand...
Danny Lee 	Nothing like getting a good stretch!	訳わからんけどストレッチ！Wake wakarankedo sutoretchi! 	I don't understand the reason, but I stretch!
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Beau Bradley	C'mon buddy, get up! Let's go!	構わん行けや！行けGO！Kamawan ikeya! Ike GO! 	Don't worry! Go go!
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Beau Bradley	Let's go! 	鎌田さん・・・Kamata-san... 	Kamata-san...
Beau Bradley	C'mon, let's go!	チャーハン？Chāhan? 	Fried rice?
Character 	Original line	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Beau Bradley	I give, give!	最悪やでカズヤ・・・Saiaku ya de Kazuya... 	This is the worst, Kazuya...
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Beau Bradley	I'll get you next round. 	アゲチン姉ちゃんAgechin nēchan 	Fierce sister.
Beau Bradley	I'll get you next round, okay?	あげチン姉ちゃんOK？Age chin nēchan OK? 	Age penis sister okay?
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	I'll give you a second just to...	あげるよ咲夜さん・・・Ageru yo Sakuya-san 	I'll give you Sakuya...
: Refers to Sakuya Izayoi from the Touhou Project Japanese doujin game series. She first appeared in the sixth game, the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	Get your breath.	1億円Ichi oku-en 	100 million yen.
: $936,715 USD.
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Danny Lee	Now grab those waters!	え、帰るのもう？ワロスｗｗE, kaeru no mou? Warosu ww 	Oh, can we go home now? Laughable
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	At least you feel a little better.	愛したことある？Ai shita koto aru? 	Have you ever loved someone?
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	Well, I see you have a pretty good grip!	スイカプリン食えSuikapurin kue 	Eat watermelon pudding.
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	You like to go that, HA! HA! That's how you like don't ya?	今のはないｗ今のはないわｗｗIma no wanai w ima no wa nai wa ww 	There is no present. There is no present.
Danny Lee	DOH HEH HEH! It's funny. 	なんでやねんｗｗｗNandeya nen www 	Why.
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	Get over there!	勢い余って！Ikioi amatte! 	Excessive momentum!
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	That's for that kick to the stomach!	後でケツ婚したい！Atode ketsu kon shitai! 	I want to get married ass!
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	Now does that feel any better?	あざといね・・・Azatoi ne... 	That's a clever one...
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee 	Now how does this feel? 	いやまずいっすよ…Iya mazuissu yo… 	No, it's not good...
Danny Lee 	I might have to take myself a little trophy! 	愛してるはずだけどちゃうん？Itoshi teru hazudakedo chau n? 	Should I love you?
Danny Lee 	That's just great. 	返してほしい…Kaeshite hoshī… 	I want you to return it...
Beau Bradley	You're gonna go to hell. I'm not even playing.	受け身取るなら、受け身取れUkemi torunara, ukemi tore 	If you are passive, take it passively.
Danny Lee 	Yeah, get down there! 	いやぁ…信じられないIya a… shinjirarenai 	No... incredible!
Danny Lee 	Yeah! That's it! 	痛い…レスリング♪Itai… resuringu♪ 	Painful... wrestling♪!
Danny Lee 	Oh yeah, you know you hate it! 	もう休まなきゃ…Mō yasumanakya… 	I need to rest...
Danny Lee 	You know that familiar place! 	まだこんな時間･･･Mada kon'na-jikan... 	It's still this time...
Danny Lee 	C'mon, I'll give you a chance. 	今日はうんちでぇすKyō wa unchi de ~esu 	Today is poop.
Danny Lee 	Have some fun! 	麻生さ～んAsou-sa~n 	Asou-san!
Beau Bradley	Let's go rewrite. 	ウチでええわいUchide ē wai 	Interior yeah.
Danny Lee 	EROUGH! ARJUHOUST! 	受身やってみましたUkemi yatte mimashita 	I tried to be passive.
Beau Bradley	Let's go! C'mon! 	相撲？構わん！Sumo? Kamawan! 	Sumo? Do not worry!
Danny Lee 	CUHUH HUH HOROUGH! 	(´；＾ω＾)おっほっほーほぉーう・・・(´；＾ω＾)Ohohohoーhoーho o u 	CUHUH HUH HOROUGH!
Danny Lee 	ERRGH AUGH! 	本！Hon! 	Book!
Danny Lee 	HOUP! 	古着！Furugi! 	Used clothes!
Danny Lee 	HUROUP! 	古着屋！Furugi-ya! 	Vintage clothing store!
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	How that feel?	あぁ・・・小田急♂Aa... Odakyū♂ 	Yep... Odakyū♂.
: Odakyu Electric Railway Co., Ltd., commonly known as Odakyū, is a major railway company based in Tokyo, Japan, best known for its Romancecar series of limited express trains from Tokyo to Odawara, Enoshima, Tama New Town, and Hakone.
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	Huh? I knew you'd feel that!	あぁ・・・アバッキオ♂Aa... Abakkio 	Yep... Abbacchio♂.
: Refers to Leone Abbacchio from the popular Japanese manga series, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. He first appeared in the manga's fifth story arc, Vento Aureo.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee 	You can't breathe? 	ケツプリン？Ketsu purin? 	Ass pudding?
Danny Lee 	You can't speak! 	ケツプリン！Ketsu purin! 	Ass pudding!
Beau Bradley & Danny Lee	AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUH! Ah! (Beau Bradley) AROOOUGGH! (Danny Lee)	おや？ルーにーのようすが・・・？Oya? Rūーniーno yō su ga...? 	Oh? How do you like Lou?
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee 	Orah, what is all this! 	すごいでーすSugoi deーsu 	It's amazing!
Danny Lee 	Two can play a little. 	プシップシッPushippushi 	Pushippushi.
Danny Lee 	Woah! You don't like that, huh?	おお～ なんまいだ～Ō~ nanmaida~ 	Oh, no matter what.
Danny Lee 	Oh, you like that? 	やめるフォイ！Yameru foi! 	Stop, Foy!
Danny Lee 	Bud? 	どうよ？Dō yo? 	How is it?
Danny Lee 	ERAG GIH! 	どう・・・好きになる・・・Dō... sukininaru... 	How... you'll love...
Danny Lee 	Oh, this is different! 	おぉ、レスリングじゃないOo, resuringu janai 	Oh, not wrestling!
Danny Lee 	Ah, it's a little different! 	いつもはどのぐらい？Itsumo wa dono gurai? 	How long is it usually?
Beau Bradley & Danny Lee	Alright! 	これくらい？Kore kurai? 	How much is this?
Beau Bradley 	Come over. 	結構ねKekkō ne 	That's fine.
Danny Lee 	Alright. 	オーライŌrai 	Alright.
Danny Lee 	YURBARO! 	よっこら・・・Yokkora... 	Yokkora...
Danny Lee 	Well, it's what you get! 	ケアル！Kearu! 	Kearu!
Character	Original line	Misheard phrase	Translation
Danny Lee	No way! 	ドンマイDon Mai 	Don't mind!
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Danny Lee 	Oh, I can't get up! 	オリジナル…！Orijinaru…! 	Original...!
Danny Lee 	HIDENARRRRU! 	んだよオラーNda yo orā 	Oh!
Danny Lee 	Aw, come over here. 	あぁ、気持ちいい///Aa, kimochīi/// 	Yep, feels good. (blushes)
Danny Lee 	YOUCAHNAWHA! 	ゆきのり！Yukinori! 	Yukinori!
Danny Lee 	Yeah! That's good! 	家で作れるIe de tsukureru 	It can be made at home!
Danny Lee 	How's that feel? Oh ho ho yeah! 	押さえつける・・OH,いいねぇ（＾ω＾）Osaetsukeru OH, ī nē（＾ω＾） 	Hold down.. Oh, good!
Danny Lee 	Ah yeah! 	あ、いいねぇ(^ω^)A, ī nē(^ω^) 	Oh, good!
Danny Lee 	There it ih. 	エロいねぇEro ine~e 	It's erotic.
Danny Lee 	MOREH! 	more 	More!
Danny Lee 	NOWAH! 	ｳﾜｰｵUwāo 	Wow!
Danny Lee 	Oh! Yeah! Ack! YEWAHKA! 	お！まえ！！やめて！！O! Mae! Yamete! 	Oh! Before! Stop!
Beau Bradley 	INIE! 	ぶりゅBuri yu 	Buri yu!
Beau Bradley & Danny Lee	C'mon. (Beau Bradley) Alright! (Danny Lee)	あーよいしょ・・Aーyoisho 	Oh good..
Danny Lee 	How do I feel? 	綾波ーAyanamiー 	Ayanami?
Off-screen Cameraman 	I love you. 	I love you...//// 	I love you... (blushes)
Danny Lee 	C'mon, I love you to try and stand up! 	Com'on I love you. 愛してんだ///Com'on I love you. Itoshite nda/// 	C'mon, I love you. I love you. (blushes)
Danny Lee 	Try and stand up! HEHE! 	ちょｗ何してんだｗｗｗｗChownani shite ndawwww 	What are you doing!
Character	Original line	Misheard phrase	Translation
Danny Lee	Ridiculous. 	出光Idemitsu 	Idemitsu.
: Refers to Idemitsu Kosan Co., Ltd., trading as Idemitsu Showa Shell. A Japanese petroleum company. It owns and operates oil platforms, refineries and produces and sells petroleum, oils and petrochemical products.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee 	Try your knees!	へいルーニー？wwHei Rūnī?ww 	Hey Rooney?
Danny Lee & Beau Bradley	REYAH! 	うり゛ゃ゛ぁ゛ 	Uriya!
Danny Lee 	OAAHH! 	おまwwwwwwwwwO mawwwwwwwww 	Oman!
Danny Lee 	ERROOOOOUGH! 	オモローOmorō 	Omorō!
Danny Lee 	Yeah! 	ﾆｭﾙﾝNyurun 	Nyurun!
Danny Lee 	Ah, no way! 	おぉ、ルーニーOo, Rūnī 	Oh, Rooney!
Character	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Danny Lee	I want you to say it now!	お前うるせぇんだよ！Omae uru se endayo! 	You're so good!
Danny Lee	"I give!" 	早くイけ！！OHayaku i ke!! 	Go fast!
Danny Lee	Huh? Say it again! 	生きる！Ikiru! 	Live!