The Death Monster.rar

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The picture on the right was found in the diary of Jacob Johnerson. We are not sure why he drew this picture but it and his diary where found next to his dead body. We are not sure what killed him but we theorize that it might have been a rabbit or possibly a racoon. There were a bunch of injuries on his body and the police could not find his eyes. Please read this with caution as it is very disturbing. If you do read this and you think you might know who or what killed this man, please contact your local police.
The following was written in the diary:
==Juneuary 53rd, 2006==
Ok so you know that girl at school? You know the 1 that's evil and worthless and peice of trash? Well I've fallen in love with her and so i tried to make out with her but she stabbed me with a pencil and ran away. I laughed cause it was funny and so I went to the old trailer park from 1953 where she lives and her mom who has no teeth ansered the door and feed me expired soda and said "My daughter is my whole life and I love her ok?" I said "she's a derp" and the old lady said "Go home and suck a knicker!" and i said "can I have one of her knickers to suck?" and she said "no" and then screamed and screeched and i went deaf for 2 seconds and so I went home and thought about my life and I was embarrased that I had decided to go to a derp's house. (I'm 26 years old by the way I know it's weird to write that in my diary but I forget sometimes).
==Juneuary 54rd, 2006==
Ok guys so i told that girl what a derp she was at school today and she kissed me on the nose and said "Thank you for being honest P.S. I hate you." I said "I hate you too now get out of my life your derpiness in contagious" she said "Ok but before i go my mama said to give you this" she gave me a pin drive that was covered with rotten soda spilled on it and it lad "Death Monster.rar" written on the cover. I said "thanks now go die somewhere cold" and she said "okay" and that was the last time i saw her. 
I got home and went to my computer and pluged it in the wall and turned it on and plugged the pin drive into it and it said "error these files is not good ok?" and i seen that the message box was from my virus protector that is stupid and i said not to terminate it and it said "ok goodbye" and i then deleted my virus protector cause i was tired for it complaining about some program called "virus installer". It took me to a website that said "Sorry u no like your product would like to buy a limited edition golden virus protector from a non-Patrixx source for $2?" i clicked "yes" and it said "okay will will use your mom's credit card number we already know that it is it's 1234 1234 1234 1234" and it was right adn i was so happy.
Anyway after that other thing installed I opened the pin drive and it contained a file called "The Death Monster.rar" and i was like "Oh boy a horror zombie dress up game!" and when i used Winrar Archiver my life crashed and when i respawned so had my computer and a red message was on a black background that said "YOU HAVE UNLEASED A BAD STUFF!" i yelled "OH NO I AM SO SCARED OF A BAD STUFF!!!" but i forgot about it really fast and i saw that my computer said "downloading windows update ok? This is a real windows update not made by Patrixx so just go one with your life!" i said "whatever" and went to bed.
==Aprilvember 1th, 2007==
Happy new year! My mama says its not really a new year and that the date is actually June 22nd 2015, but doesn't understand life ok? anyway i not go to school today because i got kicked out and i was sad cause now I would never learn to use the potty. I'm really emotional right now also i will never see my worst enemy/girlfriend cause i told her to die and i not go to school no more and she and her mom moved to anther country called "Island" and so I am so sadly and depressed I never did anything on my computer to day cause I so depresed and i say "now I'll never have a girldriend for as long as i live ever again and I am sad no one will every be as pretty/ugly as my enemy girlfried with laser vision. (oops sorry i forgot to mention her laser vision)
==Mayuary 1st, 2007==
Lol aprilvember is such a short month it's only like 2 days! anyway i am not depressed anymore however i saw that my computer was not on so i turned it on and it said "loading Portal.exe" and a portal from portal appeared and something came out but it was 2 fast 4 me to see what it was i think it had blood on it but then my life crashed again for some reason and i respawned and everything was normal except my computer was burned to a crisp so i went on ebay and bought an new one. Go to bed I did.
==mayuary 2.4517th, 2007==
Ok guys this is the worst day of my life (but not really). I woke up and my head was on backwards and i said "NO! MY HEAD IS ON BACKWARDS!" and so i put it on right and all the people had hapiness again i went down the stairs ad i found my family brutally murdered and "The Death Monster.rar" war written all over the walls in their blood and their blood was also all over the floor. I just brushed it off as some random psychopath murderer no big deal but then i hear someone walking around my house and i was horrified! I though maybe it was just my girlfriend comming back from the dead as a zombie but i seen it was a little baby girl selling girl scout cookies and i was PETRIFIED. so i ran to my room
later that day the police came and said "Yeah, we can't find their eyes" and i said "Get out of mine home you stupid police" and they said "fine have a good day" and left. i realized that the house was probably not safe from evil girl scouts and police men so i got my mama's credit card and am now staying in a saddly old creepypasta hotel with my new computer because it came in the mail by the way. I think life will be much safer here i just wish that guy hiding in the closet would just shut up. 
I called in a pizza and i heard a knock on the door and so i thot it was the pizza man (you know the guy that brings the pizza to your house or buisness batteries not included?) and i opened the door and it was a skeleton and he said "boo" and i slammed the door and I said "I am not going to fall for that you stupid person!" But then i said "wait a minute skelolten could you help me find a girlfriend?" and it said "actually I can be your girlfriend I'm actually a girl skeleton." I punched the girl skeleton and she died.
==Mayuary 2th, 2007==
Good new that hobo in the closet died all he needed was to be thrown out the window and he shut up! also i got the pizza last night the pizza guy (you know the guy that brings the pizza) was dressed in a bear constume with a top hat and microphone. I asked him if he could help me find a new girlfriend and he said I could suck his knickers. Also everyone else in the hotel has just been screaming all day. I kept hearing them screem stuff like "OH MY GOD ITS A MONSTER!!" but they're probably just little crybabies anyway i had a good day.
==Mayuary 3th, 2007==
Even better news. I saw on the news channel that all the pople in this hotel are dead and i was happy cause I have the whole hotel all to myself now! I stole all their money including a dead person's credit card that had "drugs" written all over it. I also stole an old man's teeth. I never had teeth before since mine mama drop me on mine head and theya ll fell out. I like teeth they feel extrreamely good. I'm kinda scared though because I keep hearing noises even though there's no one here. Also my TV set exploded when they showed the picture of the monster that attacked the hotel but i don't give a kaffrizzlefritz cause you know. 
so i was all happy but but then i heard something say ".RAR!" and i was soo scaaared! but i realized it was a glitch in the matrixx so i got on a dateing site and it said "sorry pictures of animals are not allowed on this dateing site" i said "NOOOOO!" so i looked up pictures of Naked Person.jpeg and i said "WOOOW" but then i seen a spider so i moved back to my old house and the bodies hat all rotted so i threw them away but the house was still so stinky that i went to my room and i saw blood all over the place and i said "that funny usually i use my other hand 2 open the door" (ORIGINAL JOKE DO NOT STEAL!!!1!) i got so scared that I died.
==Mayuary 4st, 2007==
Ok i know what your thinking, "You're just some guy that likes to put knickers in his mouth and suck on them while looking at Naked Person.jpeg and Porno.avi". NO I am MORE THAN THAT! I am a REAL. LIVING. ITEM THAT IS A PERSON! and i am ALIVE but the Death Monster said I woudl be dead soon. Oops I forgot to tell you how I encountered the death monster adn he talked to me:
17 years ago when I was undead I seen the death monster in the spirit world and he said "when ur 27 a girl will give you a pin drive that opens a portal that sommons me and I WILL KILL YOU!" I said "I love you too." and he said "You don't get it." I said "No" and my life crashed and i didn't get it but i thought it was a joke but now now I know its real! How do i know it's real? Lucky guess BUT NOT REALLY see the story goes like this:
One day there was a little girl named Emily Item and her brother 85 Teeth said "dead" and so I did. Here's another story:
OK so there was this kid at yo mama's address and he said "WOOOOW! WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TODAY!" and yo mama said "If u don't get the kaffrizzlefritz out of my address I will I will shoot you i swear i will shoot you in the facexxxx!" and so he died and yo mama fed him to her cat and he ate the corpse and was all fat afterwards lol. Then the cant ate yo mama and it was blood and then cat ate itself and turned into a black hole and the 331378563rd dimension was dead and dead and dead.
==Mayuary 5st, 2007==
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==Mayuary 6st, 2007==
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==Mayuary █░st, 200█==
I was in a weird place and the death monster was right in front of me. I know it was the end. I should have stayed in that old creepypasta hotel and killed the spider. He is responsible for all of this! I had to watch in horror as the Death Monster ate Me. Me was the only friend I had except for that evil girlfriend. But he ate Me. She was such a kind girl, I knew her since yesterday. She was like my mom but she wasn't dead and stuff. Anyway I died cause i seen that sadly stuff and it was BAD
i said "Why are you stalking me Death Monster?" and the Death Monster sai ".rar ur dinner >:D" and I WAS! NOOOOO1!1!!! eaten i was and the stomach acid digested me like i learned about in preschool biology. then i came out in the toilet and i went to the sewer adn I went through a machine and i ended up as chicken nugget in a kids meal box. I saw a spider again and so i ran and the kid said "Mama my chicky nuggy is jumpin away!" and i screamed but all that came out was █▓█▓█▓███▓████████▓7██▓█▓ and so everyone's life crashed for a second because food was not supposted to scream or write in their diary for that matter. 
I was respawned as a normal human in my house bu then the Death Monster sneaked up on me and killed me
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