Slendermon: the 8 Pages Edition

It started on a harsh, cloudy day. I was randomly strolling about riding on my bike before I stumbled upon an old man. The old man looked old and creepy, it was so creepy lol. He was standing behind a desk with a pile of old, creepy games on the desk.
"Hey, you! Are you interested in buying some spooky, totally not cursed games?" the creepy demonic old man said while grinning. "Sure, how much for these totally not cursed games?" I said while facing the creepy old man selling the games. While looking around a desk, I found a game that had interested me. The game was called Slendermon: the 8 Pages Edition.
"The games costs about $6.66 each," said the old man while talking to me. "Well, that is certainly an odd price for a game lol," I then pulled out approximately 6 dollars and sixty-six cents and gave it to the old man. The man then gave me the game and I then returned home.
I grabbed my old Gameboy from my spider-filled basement and inserted the game into the Gameboy and the game then started up to my surprise. The title screen in the game had a crappy, pixelated photo of Slenderman holding a dead Pikachu as Ash Ketchum was seen hanging in the background. I was horrified. I then said "ZOMG SO SCARY, I HAVE FINALLY FOND MY SLENDERMAN WAIFU. ≧◡≦" and suddenly Slenderman had disappeared from the title screen.
I was confused.
I then pressed the start button. Little did I know, that would be the biggest mistake of my life. The game starts like usual; Professor Oak asks if you are a boy or girl because he could not tell, and then asks my name. I then put my actual name into the name slot. The game then starts me off at Lavender Town and I was like "wtf, is this game cursed or something? Lol". I didn't have any Pokémon on me.
I was unable to move my character in game. My character was then teleported to Slenderman's forest and I was absolutely horrified. I was now able to move my character. The forest was an endless maze and it still had the Lavender Town theme and I knew that this isn't just a cursed and/or hacked game, it was very real.
Slenderman then appeared behind me and I screamed in real life. Slenderman then begins to chase my character and then the words "I AM GOD" appeared on the screen. Then the words were followed up with "666" and I had finally found out that the game was made by the Devil himself. Slenderman then kills my character and the game boots itself off. I was horrified.
I then began to cry. But then I noticed something standing in the corner of my bedroom. It was a familiar figure standing there, watching me. I then shrugged it off as a glitch.
The Gameboy magically turns on its own and it said "666" in a demonic voice. I then grabbed a hammer out of thin air and broke the game. But then, I heard something talk to me. "Hey, are you ready for round 6669?"
I then turned around.
Right there, standing on my bed, was a Slenderman plushie covered with hyper-realistic blood, and had hyper-realistic, blood-red eyes...
THE END
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