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Game Over...

I was an avid gamer when I was just a kid, you know, growing up with games like Super Mario Bros, Legends of Zelda and Metroid. However, we had this game on the Atari 2600 called "Mountain King" it was a very..uh..interesting little game me and my brother used to play as a kid in the 80s. You were a character hopping from mountain to mountain and exploring new mountains to become "the mountain king" there were no monsters or creatures but just you in a void-like area with only your skills and the powers of "Imagination" as my friends put it.
One day on my birthday, my dad bought me a Atari 2600 with the copy of Mountain King in it along with 2 other games and a trackpad. One day, I was researching about the game and learning new things like how the game was made by "CBS Electronics" and how the game was released in the 80s (which at the time, I had no clue it was released way back in the 80s) I decided to plug in a Sega Genesis controller in the Atari 2600 and started messing around.
I jumped one section of the map and started falling and falling, the screen started to flicker and glitch as I panicked that the Atari 2600 might just fry the console, I grabbed the system and turned it off and then turned it back on slowly. The game turned on but it had a almost shiny effect with the area and the background was a weird warped red. As my character moving, it only moved one pixel at a time like it was limping. I unplugged the Sega Genesis controller but the character started moving slowly like it was playing by itself, I plugged an Atari 2600 controller and tried moving right but it kept moving. Suddenly, it stopped as it stared at the corner of a platform like the game was paused or when someone glitched the game like pulling the cartridge or if someone smacked the console just right.
It looked at the side as suddenly, a red faceless creature let out a aggressive scream as it launched upwards and landed on the platform. It unhinged its jaw which was VERY surprising since NO Atari game would have graphics THESE detailed. I stared as the character was sucked into the mouth of this... creature... almost swallowing the creature in a gulp as pixelated screams erupted from the main character. He screamed for almost 2 hours before he was burped out and lain there, presumably dead. The last moment was two words scrolling the screen "GAME OVER". I tried turning off the TV but the words were STILL printed as it was when I played. This "GAME OVER" finally disappeared when I grabbed the cartridge and pulled it off.
The game booted off as I told my parents everything. They believed me and my mom told me "Maybe it was a glitch". I agreed and placed the cartridge in a storage box and moved away. It's been years after the events that unfold. As I'm writing this, my wife inserted the cartridge and screamed as she saw what I saw when I was a kid. It was the character, rotted and now a mortified skeleton with "GAME OVER" scrolled in green letters.
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Game Theory: Vaporeon vs. Umbreon

Hey fella's, I'm sure you're aware of the debate between Vaporeon and Umbreon and which is better for being compatible between humans but I've got news for you, There's a pokemon that's even better. as funny as this may sound it's ANOTHER Eeveelution, it's Sylveon to be precise. Sylveon weighs 51.8 Pounds or roughly 23.5 kilograms and is 3'03 tall, so they are most definitely the right size for a person. Even better is that those ribbon-like feelers it has are actually part of its skin! this means they would feel fantastic for cuddling, foreplay, and even handjobs! (RibbonJobs?) even better is that they also emit a soothing aura. it can even wrap them around your arms and read your feelings so it knows when you're in the mood! it also has access to moves like attract, charm, and of course, baby doll eyes! As well as draining kiss, and with those ribbons it has it could pin you down and be on top, if you're the submissive kind of person of course. Quite a large moveset for breeding eh? Now, admittedly they don't have the best HP. but let's be honest, does that even matter? You aren't going to be beating them up right? Here's something else that's interesting to consider. you can ONLY get a Sylveon by having an Eevee that's already got a high affection for you. This means it would be more reciprocative to you and your advances! So there's no need to worry about your Sylveon not being into you, I believe this would make it the PERFECT mate! I believe I've made my case for why it's the best Pokemon for humans.
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Game Theory: Who Asked

Last week, we discussed whether or not Doctor Strange's multiverse could be real. And I finally have an answer! Using Stephen Hawking's multiverse theory, I concluded that there are in fact 14,000,605 possible multiverses.
But there is one problem... Out of the 14,000,605 multiverses, there isn't a single where you get some bitches. This is a quite rare phenomena. This lack of bitch-getting is so rare, that even Dream had better odds at speedrunning Minecraft. And he FUCKING CHEATED. I know you're probably asking, "Why? Why do I get no bitches?". But I think a better question is: Who? As in who the fuck asked? You see, nobody asked for your opinion. And by you giving it anyway, tells us that you want attention.
A very common symptom of fatherless children. Funnily enough, there also isn't a single multiverse where your dad comes back with the milk.
BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY. A F I L M THEORY.
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Game of Thrones Parental Guide Read-Through

Every morning I wake up and read Game of Thrones: Winter is Coming parental guide with a cup of coffee. I write "G" in my search bar and it already appears. I lower down looking at the cast members and a few pictures along the way almost in tears. I read the tags as I come closer "female rear nudity" and "decapitated head" always pique my interest. As a Christian kid just reading this already gave me every emotion I haven't felt in my whole life. The parental guide slowly loads and I descent to the reviews. "Superb! I have been waiting 7 years to watch this series - I've finally acquired it and now enjoying it! This first episode blew me away and got me interested right away with the story and characters themselves. Everything about this premier episode is top notch! HIGHLY recommended viewing for those that had to wait to watch it (as I did) or for those wanting to watch again. House Stark for me!10/10" I finally click on it. The parental guide. "Sex and Nudity" "Severe" I almost die right then and there. "Includes 5 scenes of sexual content/nudity." "A character is seen in bed with several prostitutes. Breast and rear nudity is shown. Oral sex implied but not shown" I wonder wtf a oral is and what a nudity even means. A man has se- and then it all comes tumbling down. I am so excited to read more that my cup of coffee "checkovs gun see I'm a good writer" falls down and burns my legs. This was a sign from God himself for me not to watch the show and god forbid read the parental guide. I now only read the "Violence & Gore" section
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Gameboy Advance

Well... I'm sure how to say this but... My gameboy is/was possesed.
Heh. I know that sounds stupid, but it's my only answer. To the past events.
Anyway, I bought a Gameboy Advance Classic, because of my love for collecting games and game consoles, at a game store in Marion NC for twenty five dollars. Not a bad deal really, considering the management was.... Shady.
I thought nothing of it at the time. I bought Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure with it, and tested it out with some 7 cent batteries. I bought them at the same game place.
I got to playing the gameboy for 5 minutes, when the screen went black and the power light had gone red. I jiggled the batteries, and the gameboy came on with a white screen with the numbers 12-12 in typical nintendo lettering.
I got to thinking with my very perceptive mind....
8..5..12..12.....
Those numbers. Then, as if it was wired to my brain, I realized..
8=H 5=E 12=L
The Lavender Town theme played through the speakers. I was really confused. I turned the volume down, but it still played.
I disposed of the gameboy at once, and ran.
I don't care if i wasted 25 dollars on it.
Wait. I just realized... 8 + 5+ 12 equals... 25.
Oh, dear God. It was very unsettling. I apologize for not having a photo. I was too freaked out.
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Gameboy Advance Sp Cobalt 666

You have to believe me. Alright, I got bored of today's games, a while back. I decided, after a long while, i'd get this cobalt colored gameboy advanced and play pokemon games like fire red. It was a great idea. It was not trust me. Hopefully you can spread the message. I turned my GBA on after I had ordered a japanese import of Fire Red pocket monsters and it was going great. My cobalt colored Shiny GBA. How proud I was to finally relive my childhood. Then, the import changed into the english language, yet the pokemon were still from the japanese pokemon game. Probably a glitch. I thought. That was dumb because there is no such glitch. Anyway, I had an easy time getting shinies with the Masuda Method. I traded them off and got lots of things. Yes, I did. Finally, the game glitched out. I was walking into an invisible wall. Then a man from behind me told me to return the game. i didn't because the game called me a little bitch and iniaitied battle with my blastoise who was called Dominator because he had the best stats and max health for a level 100 and he defeated him in one blow. Then the old man turned out to be OrangeKnight! (I do anonymously browse Wikipedias mhmhm, that Pokemon Orange was my first encounter with terrible pokepasta.) He then ranted about how his Pokemon Orange was better and he gave back the game when he asked for it. Suddenly, Satan appeared and ripped OrangeKnight's head off and ate his pokemen. Then he started saying 666 13 6 jason freddy and Billy go to 666 hell satans gaze.  Then, Tatl from Majora's Mask asked for the Fire Red back. So I didn't give it back, because it came from Japan which is over 1000 miles away and even if I flew there I didn't know where he lived. I erased the save data after transporting my shinies over to other games, and then they exploded into LOTS OF BLOD WHENEVER I TRANSPORTED THEM TO ANOTHER GAME
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Gamecube Horror

It was the year 2001, the Gamecube had came out and I really (and I mean really) wanted to get one. I would even rob a Gamestop to get my hands on one. Fortunatley, but unfortunatley I didn't have to... I wish I could just go back and stop it from happening... Here it goes: I was home one day playing my old N64 when, I heard my doorbell ring. I went to see who (or what) it was, and found a Gamecube with a note attached to it, and a pen... The note read: Do you accept the machine? It had yes or no below. "YES!" I thought as I circled yes. And suddenly, I got a phone call... "Hello" "Antonio, you have accepted the challenge... Now, set up the console, and play the game inside..." I looked inside and found Super Smash Bros. Melee. "Okay..." I said as I plugged it in... "How- Who are you?" I asked. "That is none of your concern." said the mysterious voice "The rest is up to you..." then, he hung up. I thought it would be cool to play a game that had only been out for a couple of months... I chose Kirby as my character because... well, he was awesome. I felt a slight breeze once I had selected my character, and I turned around only to notice the windows were closed... I thought it was weird... and cool at the same time. I chose the 'Temple' map from Legend of Zelda... I was pretty much owning my opponent, Donkey Kong, until he finally hit me back. I felt a slight pain on my finger, but remembered I had accidentally cut myself 4 days ago... Then it hit me what was going on... literally... DK hit me again and I felt a searing pain in my gut. I tried to go over to the Gamecube to hit the reset button, but I couldn't move... This is exactly what I said, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO ME, YOU BASTARD?!?!?!?" I heard that voice... that menacing voice, in. My. Head... It said "Foolish... You accepted the challenge, and now you must take it." No... This couldn't be happening, but it was... I tried to pause the game, but the button did nothing... Dk won the fight and it felt like a big chunk of meat fell off my leg... I screamed, looked down, and sure enough, a big fat hole in the middle of my leg. "THE BATTLES OVER!" I yelled "I COMPLETED THE CHALLENGE!" I was wrong... the voice said, "You will do another and another... UNTIL YOU WIN!" DK hit me and I started to cough up blood and it splattered against the TV. I decided I wasn't going to let this happen anymore. I charged at DK again and again until he lost his last life... Finally, the curse was broken, I could move again and my wounds stopped hurting. I ran outside, I didn't grab no shoes or nothin, I ran for my life, and broke the Gamecube into what looked like a billion pieces... The curse was over... I had passed...
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Gamer's Life

I sat on the edge of my throne.
The news i had just heard was wonderful!
My Father's crown, only a small bit inside of some cave!
I could truly become the High King! If i succeded in my task, that is.
I equipped the mace in wich i had bound the soul of a Sun God.
The Shield Of Earth, Which, i was told, Was stronger than Darksteel.
and the Armor of Gaia, Made of the skin of the Earth God.
I was ready.
I strode in to the dark cave, confident in my abilities.
Wait, what was that noise?
Oh no.
There was one thing i didn't have...
...A Lantern...
(WET CRUNCHING NOISE)
"You were eaten by a Grue."
No matter, i would just reload a save that i had.
A cold feeling of dread hit me
I did remember to save, didn't i?
I checked the save files.
"Last save:12.15.2007"
And that my friends was what made me stop gaming all together.
...
...
...
And then a skeleton popped out. All that was left after the Grue was done with me.
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Games from another board

It was a dark and spooky morning. With the curtians pulled in.It was a saturday, and it was a normal day...right?
Well i got onto 4chan /b/ to do my daily raging on how 9gag is a better site than 4chan, i mean think about it, the circkejerks are funny and #YOLO #SWAG btw.
Annnywaaay. My brother who i made out with just yesterday cum up the stairs dragging somthing ling behind him...
it was a board game, called Custers Revenge. I gasped and asked "Where the hell did you get thet?" He said "In your dragon dildoes drawer, wanna play?" I havent played that game in forever and there is a reason why, but i accepted the challange.
He opened the board and i set it up and turned on the board game. As soon as he rolled the dice, he got doubles, but i forgot i had 4chan up cause i thought it was cool to leave that up, then a brown haired man picked up the dice and said "DOUBLES GET!!!!" He rolled and got a 3 and a 2. "FUCK" he said and went back in the screen.
My brother moved the game piece and landed on a space, a skeleton space. A skeleton popped out devouring my brother into the abyss known at Custards Revenge, i saw the screen showing him getting cock-slapped by general custard.
I watched and came all across the screen while crying. Then i saw the board show two words on there, the horrid two words
The Game
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Gamesphere

You know how Drake and Josh (and all Schneider TV shows, for that matter) have a unique society based off of spoofs of current electronics and famous companies? Pear being the Apple company, ICarly.com being myspace or some shit, I don't know. It's all based on something or other.
However, there was an episode in the earlier seasons of Drake and Josh that contained an isolated reference to one of Nintendo's best game consoles, the GameCube... or so people assumed. It was a red sphere shaped gaming console, complete with disc drive, various buttons, and a nice glossy finish on the outer casing. The reference was humorous to many people, myself included. At first, it seemed innocent enough, but after several rewatches of the episode, it became clear that something was off.
Something definitely wasn't right.
For a split second frame during the scene where the Gamesphere is mentioned, there appears to be a quick flash. After several rewinds and fast forwards, I pressed pause at the right time. What I saw... absolutely mortified me. If you ever bothered to look between Josh Peck's index finger and middle finger, you'd notice the triangular shape. The shape - commonly associated with freemasonry or the 'Illuminati' - is the infamous Eye of Providence. That's what was highlighted during the flash. The power immediately went out in my house. In a dazed fear, I looked up, only to see Josh Peck's mutilated corpse stuffed under my TV stand. What stood in place of my TV was the Gamesphere... I had discovered a grim secret.
You see, the Gamesphere is real. It is the eye of God himself. Always watching you, and punishing you if you look upon him for too long. I never watched any Nickelodeon shows ever again. For all I know, God is hunting me now, a vengeful being who wishes to forever torment the world.
Just remember. He is always watching. The Gamesphere is properly named. God loves to play games. And we are his discs. That is all we are. His entertainment. His playthings.
We are the Gamesphere's games.
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Gaming's Peak

As a discerning connoisseur of the art of gaming, it is my esteemed opinion that the medium reached its pinnacle with the release of Super Mario Bros in 1985. This masterpiece, which set the standard for all future games to strive for, was a feat of design and innovation unmatched by any other game before or since.
In stark contrast, the likes of Fortnite and Halo, with their flashy graphics and shallow, repetitive gameplay, are little more than cheap knock-offs, unworthy of the attention of true gamers. They lack the depth, complexity, and soul of the classics of the past, and are mere pale imitations of what gaming once was.
In the halcyon days of gaming, titles like Super Mario Bros challenged players to think and react, to use their intelligence and skill to overcome obstacles and defeat enemies. But in today's fast-paced, instant gratification-crazed world, games have devolved into mindless distractions, designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
No, dear reader, gaming did not reach its apotheosis with Fortnite Season 3, or any other modern title. It reached its zenith with Super Mario Bros, and has been in decline ever since. Only by returning to the timeless principles of the past can gaming hope to reclaim its former greatness. Until that day comes, I shall remain a steadfast defender of the true spirit of gaming, refusing to be swayed by the shallow, mindless offerings of the present. Fortnite and Halo are but pale shadows of what gaming once was, and will never hold a candle to the true classics of the past.
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Gaming Creepy Pasta: Do it Your Self!

Hey Kids! Have you ever wanted to write your own gaming creepy pasta? Of course you have! Because you want to be hip and cool like those other blokes at school. Now, you don't even have to write one, because I did it for you! Just fill in the blanks, and you'll have tasteless shit that can't even be considered literature and wasn't even scary the first time around a great gaming creepy pasta! Let's get started!
== Title goes here ==
I was a huge fan of the ____ series, since I was ___ years old, when I first got my ____ for_____. But now that I'm in college, I no longer have my old ____. Luckily one day, I was able to buy a ____ at a flea market for ____. While surfing through the internet for ____ games, _______________________________ (that long line is for where you got the game from. Make sure that it comes in the sketchiest form possible.) I was so excited to play ____for the first time in _____ years! I popped ____ in my ____ and turned it on. The title screen showed ____ and he was ________. But when I began to play the game, I noticed the graphics were _________________, unlike usual. Then the sound cut out. For a while the game was mute until a distorted version of ______ started playing. When I beat the first _________, the game became completely black. When it came back, ____ was looking at me, and the screen said "you're next, ____"! I was so shocked that the game knew my name. Then images of _____ started showing on the screen. ________________________________________________ ( here insert about a million more fourth wall breaks in this line). Then I took out the game and disposed of it by ________.
Then put a very badly photoshoped image depicting something that happened in your creepy pasta
Congrats! Now you can be popular... maybe. 
probably not though
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Gaming Laptop

I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop.
He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than a bodybuilder's thigh.
I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul.
The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth-shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
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