Chinaball/Relationships

China claims to preserve diplomatic independence and neutrality and therefore doesn't align itself with any other powers. Still, it constantly takes sides and has a better relationship with some countries, accumulating global influences. It can also be considered the head of the "EAST" countries (the Eastern/Asian world). It tries to make friends with Southeast Asian countries because basically, the former bully Soviet Unionball died of cirrhosis in 1991. By 2019, China's efforts to restore the South China Sea causes tensions with weaker countries than them, which are Vietnamball, the Philippinesball, Malaysiaball, Indonesiaball and Bruneiball.
In addition, due to the treaty signed between Chinaball and North Koreaball in 1961, North Koreaball is currently Chinaball's only ally.
==朋友 (Friends)==
(Almost) Everyone. However, Chinaball does not form an alliance, but as long as you don't tamper with its core issue within core, whether you are a capitalist countryball or a socialist countryball, you can be a cooperative partner with it!
But the more important friends:
* 俄罗斯球 - My partner and comrade. It is the only powerhouse that stands together with me! EXCELLENT MILITARY DEMONSTRATION IN VOSTOK, MY GOOD COMRADE! IT WILL SHOW THOSE WESTERN BASTARDS YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THIS FIGHT XIXIXIXIXI! I will be your friend and help you! While there are some valid points to your war, I still take a balanced position.
* 朝鲜球 - My only ally. It is the True Korea and I helped it to get rid of the capitalists. Together with Soviet Union we raised it to be a good state! Now that Soviet Union is no longer with us, Russia and I are helping it. Let's make it reformed!
* 亚美尼亚球 - I gave buses to your capital, Yerevanball, so I guess we are friends.
* 孟加拉国球 (sometimes) - Another ally against curry. It loves our submarines! Sadly, sometimes it support curry. BUT WHY YOU HATE TIKTOK?! Oh wait, you have ? Congratulations!
* 巴西球 - Fellow BRICS member and one of my best trade partners, although I hate Hue. Also brother of my child.
* 文莱球 (sometimes) - One of your kebab friends who gib us oil. Their sultan was buried in our glorious clay.
* 布基纳法索球 - Thanks for recognizing me again. Please don't change your mind.We are friendly
* 柬埔寨球 - A good friend. We start having good relationship from Vietnam war. But my people doesn't like my support. But peace now.
* 古巴球 - Socialist comrade in the Carribean! I will protect it from Americans why you not of free market?! Also, there isn't a single Chinese in your Chinatown!
* 塞浦路斯球 - Great trading partner. You are the real Cyprus and not this fake kebabic one. We both can removing kebabs!
* 埃及球 - Buys my weapons and hates opium for stealing treasures.
* 萨尔瓦多球 - Good trading partner, I will make your national library, your water sanitation, and your national stadium with a "non-refundable" agreement. BTW, I have been visited your country, thanks for visiting my glorious clay back.
* 埃塞俄比亚球 - We have been friends for a while, and I can help you with your dams and railways.
* 斐济球 - Little trading partner in the Pacific; plus, it is my best Pacific island friend.
* 波兰球 - Yuo made lots of good video games, and yuo value the Chinese market. Even yuor embassy and foundation have released the Game Development Guide for the Chinese Market.
* 冈比亚球 - Withdrew recognition of that fake country. Xie xie!
* 印度尼西亚球 - They're fond of our products. But give up water and islands. Don't think I never forgettings Suharto and 1998 for oppressings my people! at least yuo like my drinks. NEVER FORGET ZHANG ZHI JIE! HE DIED IN YOUR CLAY LIKE WHY COULDN'T YOU SAVE HIM!!
* 伊朗球 - Trading partners. I give it weapons, but they hate everyone in UNball's council including USAball except me. Thank you for supporting Huawei, but why did you humiliate me with a 3:0?
* 阿富汗伊斯兰共和国球 - We sold weapons to them arong with USAball during the Soviet-Afghan war to fight that traitor. However, I may want to reconsider.
* 叙利亚球, 约旦河西岸球, and 伊拉克球 - Comrades from the Third World! Gib oil plox.
* 法国球 (sometimes) - A romantic friend! I love your food and we both are gourmets. And my bilibili boys love to draw you. Your president Makron is very cute!
* 德国球 (sometimes) - Wo of not knowings you, but you of likings our Tsingtao Brewery and you also of can makings Kraut! Even my high-speed rail also has some ancestry into yours! However, remember WW2! RIP Kebabic Deutschlandstan.
* 土耳其球 - I want to unite Russia, Syria, and Iran with you. Erdogan likes me? Im fine with that.
* 希腊球 - One of my best friend from the Balkans, gib port plox! Also our past is really good and we hate this Kebab. I know how you feel about your debts... but don't worry, I can help you to become rich again like me and your Ancestor!
* 洪都拉斯球 - Thank you for recognizing me.
* 老挝球 - Communist ally! Little friend in Southeast Asia. I givings you investments now.
* 基里巴斯球 - Stopped recognizing Taiwan. Have some planes!
* 哈萨克斯坦砖 - Good friend of mine, and its president was educated in my clay.
* 澳门球 - Although it's a SAR like Hong Kongball. It is such a good child who know the truth of the halo of the freedom and fake democracy as USAball said; and I also like to squander my huge money in its casinos. It's very great to kill time xixixixixixi.
* 马来西亚球 - Our ancestors had been friends since the beginning of time. Loves made in China.
* 毛里求斯球 - opium took parts of our clay, so we have something in common? They have a surprisingly big Chinatown, we are good friends.
* 墨西哥球 - Good trading partners.
* 蒙古球 (sometimes) - Even if you separated from me, and dide conquere me once, we both were communist (I still partly am) and we both hate fake country and land claimer. I see you chat with Inner Mongoliaball, who is my own little Mongolia.
* 缅甸球 - Enjoy good military relations, but remove immigrants. Stay away from Kokangball! Dude, calm down! Are you trying to invade me or what?
* 尼泊尔锯齿 - Great trading partner. I help it since India blockades it. But share Himalaya and Everest plox. Also my base to attack India.
* 尼加拉瓜球 - Thanks for decidings to recognition me and not this fake country during 2021. And we also hate this guy.
* 尼日尼亚球 - HOMELAND OF BROTHER HAO!
* 巴基斯坦球 - My best friend. They are an ally against stupid curry. I sell weapons and give help to them. Pakistan is also a trading partner and member state of SCOball. CPEC corridor is unstoppable!
* 巴勒斯坦球 - I recognize you since Arafat era and we both hate Western Imperialism. I connect with Abbas and Tehran together
* 秘鲁球 - Good South American friend. It has the biggest Chinese community outside Asia and North America. It used my food to create chifa. Also, we both can into old cultures.
* 葡萄牙球 (sometimes) - Thanks for raising my child Macauball and influencing it. It is better with me! You are better than Tea by a large margin. I like your anthem and Ronaldo! Teach me football!
* 罗马尼亚球 (sometimes) - Trading partners. We give toys; they gib food.
* 南斯拉夫球 - Idem! I really like your best child 塞尔维亚球.
* 塞尔维亚球 - Best European friend! Both suffered from that dumb burger. I help them with Huawei and I help them with everything！I also don't recognize this crap for you.
* 沙特阿拉伯球 - Customer! We raised their relationship with Iranball, and we sell them weapons in exchange for good oil. Oh gosh, they paid a lot of party dues!! Yeah, here they are, welcome!
** Take my money and get out! Don't hinder me from appreciating weapons!
** Okay, customer, I'm leaving right away!
* 摩洛哥球 - Although you supports the West, you were the 1st kingdom to recognize me :)
* 所罗门岛球 - Stopped recognizing Taiwan.
* 阿塞拜疆球 - Heydar Aliyev was a good leader and his son continues to be good with me. I put you here because your friends with Russia. Diplomatic relations between the Republic of Azerbaijan and the People's Republic of China were established on April 2, 1992. The relations between the two countries have developed smoothly and high-level exchanges have been close. The PRC embassy in Baku openly commends Azerbaijan for supporting its stance on the political status of Taiwan, Tibet's sovereignty, the conflict in Xinjiang, and the suppression of Falun Gong. All political forces have actively advocated strengthening friendly cooperation with China. China was one of the first countries to recognize independence. Did you know I am the biggest market in the South Caucasus for Chinese goods.
* 南非球 - Fellow BRICS member. Gib minerals.
* 西班牙球 (sometimes) - It hates Tea for taking Gibraltarball.
* 台湾特别行政区球 - One day, I will make Taiwanball an absolute province of mine.
* 塔吉克斯坦球 - Good Central Asian friend. It used to claim its east provinces but not anymore so we are cool.
* 泰国球 - Their former prime minister is of Chinese descent. Thailand is really important for rice. It has the LARGEST Chinese diaspora, which makes me so happy.
* 三角新加坡 - Orderly society with strict laws. Majority of their population is Chinese. Also, rich Chinese businessmen do business there. I love them.
* 乌干达球 - New East African friend. Over 20,000 Chinese live there to bulid stuff for it and make loan debt. I like your cuisines (despite half of them being from Indiaball). I into building a new hospital as for a new friendship. And what's this conspiracy theory of me taking your national airport?
* 委内瑞拉球 - I can into sell you weapons! gib oil, too. Why did you butcher my anthem?
* 津巴布韦球 - burger and EUball dumped them, I have now been helping them out a lot.
==中立 (Neutral)==
* 朝鲜球 (sometimes) - This guy used to be a very good comrade. Tho only ally, but now it's just a crazy nut who want to throw nukes around world! It is not better than its sibling! However, it helps me draw the attention of other medium, which is good.
* 西撒哈拉球 - I may not recognise you, but we have common friends and common enemies.
* 阿根廷球 - I really don't know, fellow G20 member. We helped them fight against opium！But its former president mocked my accent! But also trading partner. Also your president Javier Milei decline bricks offer...
* 澳大利亚球 and 新西兰球 - They see me as too expansionist in the pacific but we still trade a lot, I blocked the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Website though as you do not trust my Huawei phones.
* 东盟硬币 - I will anschluss the Nansha and Xisha islands, they are of grourious Zhongguo clay! Just trading partners. Even though I hate some of their people! xixixixixi!
* 不丹球 - Just happy and authentic littre Buddhist kingdom. I won't hurt you. But establish diplomacy you Indian puppet. But Dokram, Jakarrung, and Pasamrung of mine.
* 加拿大球 - Not a pure enemy, but we disagree on everthing. What da f*** is wrong with you. At least you have a Zhōnghuá diaspora, BUT YOUR RACIST BRITISH PAST AND RAILROAD WORKERS! NEVER FORGET! NOW TODAY XIXIXIXIXI I HEARD YOU HAVE PROBLEM WITH INDIA YES? TOO BAD YOU CANT RESTORE RELATIONS WITH ME!
** I SAID SORRY MANY TIMES BEFORE! BUT YOU CHINESE COMMUNISTS LIKE TO SCREW THINGS UP! SPYING ON ME! ME AND INDIA ARE BETTER THAN WITH YOU CHING CHONG!
** THATS IT!
* 哥伦比亚球 - We really like your football (soccer) team! But why are you so pro western?
* 欧洲联盟球 - Although we are trading partners, they like to intervene in our internal affairs. They blocked us from showing Eurovision in Zhongguo for censoring Albaniaball (REMOVE PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS!) and Irelandball (REMOVE HOMOSEX DISPLAY!), controversial performances!
* 乌克兰球 - Thank you for selling me the aircraft carrier before with a low price. But listen, we suggest you reconcile with Russiaball as soon as possible. War has no benefits, and I still recognize your sovereignty over Eastern Ukraine and Crimeaball!
* 印度球 - Although I may not like you, at least I can sell my products to you and we are trading partners, and also you are in BRICSbricks and SCOball. But now I must say. Aksai Chinball IS MINE! I WILL OF ONLY LETTINGS YUO HAVE SOUTH TIBETBALL IF YUO OF REALIZINGS THIS. AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE CONFLICT IN 2017 AROUND MY BORDER？ HAH？YOU HAVEN'T LEARNED YUOR LESSON FROM THE WAR IN 1962 YET? YUO WANT ME TO RENAME YUOR CAPITAL TO NEW NEW DELHI, RIGHT? Also, is mine! By the way, please stop camparing yuor stupid military with mine because what you're doing is insulting me! You're not even qualified to be my rival!
** : Bruh, do us both a favor and disengage from the fucking border right now.!!!!!!. You are making things worse. Also for f**k's stop naming places in Arunachal Pradesh after your names. ARUNACHAL PRADESH IS MINE NOT YOURS SUCK IT UP AND GET LOST FOR THE LOVE OF!!!!!!!!! Also Aksai Chin isn't yours. Return it back if you know what's good for you!!!!!! DON'T BE COMPLACENT!! AND ONE I WILL SUPASS YOU!!!!!
* 日本球 - Although you had a horrible past and we are still in dispute nowadays, I know that our relationship has reached a turning point. You are great in high-end manufacturing and pop culture while I am better in information science and massive production. Our industry structures are of complementary so that cooperation is our best choice. Also, your citizens are mostly well-mannered and I think mine have a lot to learn from them. We used to be friends during 2 of My glorious pasts, until Your evil past cutting our ties. If we unite together we shall rebuild the glory of East Asia. HOWEVER, DO NOT EVEN DARE TO REMILITARIZE AGAIN! In addition, my High speed rail is still better than yours even though I bought some from you because my 复兴号 can run at the speed of 350kph but your Tohoku one can only run at 320! And Diaoyu islands are mine! And Lastly.STOP DISCHARGING YOUR FUKUSHIMA NUCLEAR CONTAMINATED WATER! Oh wait, you're having an earthquake recently? Don't worry, I will gib aid for you if you can chill out about me. WO CHI NI MA! NI DA XI WO 7-0
* 菲律宾球 - One of my oldest trading partners since ancient times. Also home of the Oldest Chinatown in the world the "Binondo Chinatown"! Duterte best President! We of signings treaty and warm share of clay! Have funds with my investments. he reminds me of marcos somehow. it actually is a rip off of Marcos. look at Mindanao! Martial Law! 1960's all over again! Has some oil. Explains why Your parent wanted you in the first place. Instead of CLAIM can we share the Spratly Islands instead so that you don't need to complain about it. You should also be glad that I am want to help you. But stop pounding hexagonists!
* 瑙鲁球 - Abandoned diplomatic relations with fake country. But this guy isn't as big as my countyballs yet. I don't know if it's just a wall grass, and then establish diplomatic relations back.
* 索马里球 - Good trading partner. Only recognizes me thanks to Siad Barre. But nothing is happening in Xinjiangball! Stop saying that!
* 香港球 - The NSL has been implemented, finally, a legal loophole has been filled in. I don't understand why those democrat protesters say I don't give them democracy, as if they had democracy before. But I still want Shenzhenball to teach Hong Kongball some skills. Finance is all fictional stuff and soft. In addition, um, they have good paparazzi to train intelligence agents, scouts and authorities. 
* 瑞典球 - WO ZHI DAO NI, RUI DIAN CHUN LYU! Minecraft and Paradox Interactive's games are fun, and a lot of us here are fans of yours! Forgive a lot of people for playing pirated versions. As long as you don't accuse me out of thin air, you can be my friend!
* 韩国球 - You were also my vassal once Used to hate its for being capitalist but I realized it is a better trading partner, and a better Korea unlike its brother who mumbles about nukes. Now currently my best ally against Sushi! But please don't into THAAD! Hey! I told you nat to! Remove THAAD NAO Or Else! Great job of getting along with your brother, I of guess. If you want me to sign Peace Treaty, you must be my fliend. Why can't we of beings ally again, like Ming and Joseon ages? We been allies for thousands of years then you suddenly ditch me for them! No worry, is not like I will anschluss you. Who needings that little clay? Also, you stole my Suyanjiao and impeded my semiconductor industry! May Japan defeat you in a blow!
* 美国球 - We had a honeymoon period (1980s-1990), to against that revisionist asshole. And thank you for supporting me during the Evergrande crisis. Has too many Chinatowns especially San Francisco. Complicated relations. We are trading partners, but please stop protectionism! OPEN THE DOOR, FREE TRADE! We need more cooperation and win-win results between us to make this world a better place. To be honest, I don't want to be your rival, but you have repeatedly made things difficult for me. But I have to say (enemy description): YUO ARE THE REAL SCUM WHO DEPRIVES HUMAN RIGHTS! THE AMERICAN USERS ON REDNOTE HAVE REFRESHED MY VIEWS! SELLING PLASMA FOR LIVING? LUNCH LOAN? PROPERTY TAX? HIGH PRICED HELATHCARE? OH MY GOD! WHAT RIGHT DO YUO HAVE TO SAY THAT I AM DEPRIVING HUMAN RIGHTS? Also stop helping Taiwanball, yuo claimed that Taiwan is my clay! Also, stop providing assistance to those separatists! Don't spend taxpayers' money on public opinion debates anymore, it's useless! BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY - DO YOU THINK I FORGOT ABOUT THE BULLYING YOU DID TO ME AFTER HONEYMOON PERIOD? YOU BOMBED MY EMBASSY OF YUGOSLAVIABALL AND CREATED TAIWAN STRAIT CRISIS IN 2001! NEVER FORGET MARTYR WANG WEI! NOW I HAVE ALREADY MADE THE NEXT GENERATION FIGHTER JETS! AND I WILL DESTROY YUOR HEGEMONY AND LET THE WORLD EMBRACE MULTIPOLARITY!!! XIXIXIXI...
* 越南球 - A very important economic partner, now I am agree to build electric railrays. You are in the One Belt and One Road's geographical scope and has a great demand for infrastructure investments, is poised to benefit from the initiative. We historically have been bad to each other because DENG XIAOPING did not like you fighting the Khmer Rouge. But now, we are important allies in economics and agree to cooperate militarily and defense. So you what you say?
** - Trung Quoc. I agree to business and defense.
* LGBTQ球 - Never really cared about it and thought it was weirdo, I don't know why my big cities (especially Chengduball...) are so into yuo. I'll protect yuo from discrimination but yuo're way too flamboyant, so FACE THE GREAT FIREWALL.
**: "Protected from discrimination", as if!
**: *ignores*
==敌人 (Enemies)==
* 小马科斯 - WO ZHI DAO NI! I GAVE YOU FRIENDSHIP MEDAL BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SON OF THAT FILIPINO DICTATOR! BUT THEN YOUR GOVERNMENT DARE TRY TO TURN THE PHILIPPINES BACK INTO A WESTERN PUPPET! But congratulate for the being new president.
* 利昂内尔·梅西 - WO YE ZHI DAO NI! YOU SNUB MY REPUTATION BY SKIPPING PLAYING IN HONG KONG! HOW DARE YOU! WO CHAO NI MA!!!
* 以色列立方体 (sometimes) - STOP MURDERING PALESTINIANS YOU STUPID GAYIM! TOO BAD I COPIED YOUR IRON DOME SO I CAN INTO REMOVINGS YOU! And, DON'T SUPPORT/ARM TAIWAN or else you will be part of Zhongguo , IF YOU WANT MY NEUTRALITY IN YOUR CONFLICT (some of your officials met with Tsai Ing-wen earlier)!!! Also, you voted against me in Xinjiang last year! HYPOCRITE!! WHY???? Well sorry for your diplomat that got stabbed though. At least you were one of the first non-Communist countries to recognize the PRC over the ROC and you voted in favor of the UN resolution 2758. 
**: I voted against you because America told me too! Not my choice! You should support me if you don't want me to be friendly with Taiwan!
**: 草xi草xi草xi草xi, so yuo are admitting America is of yuor son?
* 南越球 - You are worse than it. Stay away from the South China Sea!
* 苏联球 (after death of Stalin) - You are a revisionist scum! I have my friends against you and I even friends with USA! I also support kebab rebels in Afghanistanball against you! REMOVE REVISIONISM!
* 英国球 - Gentleman? Yuo're more like a hooligan, causing trouble everywhere. You've created a damn McMahon Line on the border between me and Indiaball, and yuo were even trying to separate Tibetball from me. Hawking, whom you are proud of, has the scandal of Lolita Island, His scientific contributions are actually not as good as Yang Zhenning's. The most important issue is the Hong Kong problem. You say Thatcher is the Iron Lady, but why did she fall when facing Deng? You're super weak. We could have retrieved Hong Kongball by cutting off its water supply back then. Before leaving, you brainwashed Hong Kongball, let it cause trouble in 2014 and 2019! And then you thought you were the savior and protested against me sternly? But why are you afraid when I find you and take you seriously? In 2021, You sent the BBC to suddenly break into Xinjiangball's clay, take pictures of his home everywhere, and then make a big fuss when you go back, saying that I'm doing genocide camps? But when my CGTN was playing an anti-terrorism documentary, you suddenly turned it off. What are you afraid of? I hope you also know that we are trading partners. For the Opium War, of course, I will not forget it. If you continue like this, I will bring the 055 destroyer to the English Channel and let you taste the flavor of 1841. Hong Kongball can speak English BTW.
* 台湾球 - 1949 Best year of My life! Now get back to the motherland! 1971 Another best year of my rife! You can't live on an island alone. You will declined if you ever dare to join 联合国球, even 美国 no recognize yuo! No relevant country does! I've recently retreated my tourists and talked with Japan, so you know. Can you join me instead huh? I don't need war with you! Then I will make you as SAR like Hong Kong and Macau! I don't want ruin my economy. But thanks for Milk Tea, Asus and your companies here in my clay.
* Some useless irrelevant jerks who don't recognize the glorious Zhongguo (No social credits for 'em all):
** 伯利兹球 - Tea Puppet but hates its neighbor.
** 斯威士兰球 - South Africa will soon Anschluss you.
** 危地马拉球 - I'll give you something to get stressed about!
** 海地球 - I hope you will soon recognize us after the aid we gib you during that earthquake! But why do you play soccerball better than me?
** 马绍尔群岛球 - Irrelevant tiny burger puppet.
** 帕劳球 - Another burger puppet! But can I have some of your jellyfish to eat?
** 巴拉圭球 - You cannot into relevance you stupid South American punching bag xixixixixixi!
** 圣基茨和尼维斯球 - Remove kitten!
** 圣卢西亚球 - Yuo look like a bluebird xixixixi!
** 圣文森特和格林纳丁斯球 - What are you, a Monty Python prop?
** 图瓦卢球 - If I build a great wall around you to block the sea, you would recognize me then, right? YUO BETTER!
** 梵蒂冈球 - We are officially atheist! If you want to spread your religion, it must be reviewed by state-approved churches! Remove! But it has recently been more interested in communicating with me than Fake Zhongguo. Fake Zhongguo has no European friends anymore. But if you work with it again, you will get a meeting with CRH380A.
* 科索沃球 - You are the indivisible clay of Serbiaball. Even if yuo recognize me, I won't recognize yuo! Go back to Serbia where yuo belong!
* 立陶宛球 - Nonsense! We didn't send spies for anything at all! How can you boycott my culture! Make a fuss. Why do you want to withdraw from the 17+1 event?! Also Taiwanball is fake China! No imports for you starless Myanmarball!
* 叙利亚球 - Got damn why yuo destroy Assad? This of bad for multipolarity! Well I guess I of should rencongize yuo because Ba'athist government is of fully dead, so yuo better not do anything stupid!
* 柬埔寨人民共和国球 - Fake Cambodia and a puppet of Yuenan.
===死敌 (WORST ENEMIES EVER)===
* - The Five Separatists: 仙之人兮列如麻
** 台湾民主进步党球- GREEN FROGS! EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING IS TRYING TO DRAG ME IN TO THE WAR BETWEEN ME AND TAIWANBALL. YOU'RE PULLING ALL THE TAIWANESE PEOPLE TO BURY YOU WITH YOU! TAIWAN WILL NEVER BECOME A SEPARATIST LAND!!!
** 香港民主派 - YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF HONG KONG MISCHIEVOUS COCKROACHS, CHURNING AROUND IN A PILE OF JUNK!
** 东突厥斯坦流亡政府球 - FUCK OFF STUPID PAN TURKISM. XINJIANGBALL IS INDIVISIBLE CLAY OF CHINA AND WILL NEVER BE CALLED EAST TURKESTANBALL! You sell misery every day, but discriminate against Uyghur women without wearing scarves! The ideological training camps I use to teach Uyghur people to stay away from terrorism has been called a GENOCIDE camp by you! SHAME ON YOU! And I saw what you did with the terrorists! ONE DAY I WILL DRAG YOU OUT FROM SYRIABALL! 
** 西藏流亡政府球- DALAI DOG! Do you want to go back and continue skinning and dismembering the Tibetan people into Tangka and musical instruments?
** 内蒙古人民党球 - THE EVIL PRODUCT AFTER THE CULTURAL REVOLUTION! The people of Inner Mongoliaball not only do not want independence, but they will also try their best to exclude you!
* 中华民国球 - OH, YOU!! MY WORST SIBLING(KMT ROC) EVER! When we fought against our parent(Beiyang ROC) who made a mess of our home together, just as we were about to succeed, you suddenly turned into a REACTIONARY!!!! and STABBED!!! me several TIMES!! I know where the problem lies. I united all the grassroots people who could be united, and after more than 20 years, I finally killed YOU!!! the REACTIONARY SCUM who drowned millions of PEOPLE. Now Republic of Chinaball has already PERISHED, and I will kill yuor stupid REMAIN!!! However, I still remember the time when we were removing the Jap devils together, and I wouldn't forget your glorious deeds at that time! RIP General Zuo Quan and General Chang Tsu-Chung.
** : Niangxipi, watch your mouth what you are saying. You said I drown millions of people, but you also starved ten millions of people into death during the Great Leap Forward!
** : I defeated USAball in the Korean War, made the entire population literate, and increased their lifespan. You can't do it!
* 日本帝国球 - THE WORST YOU ARE THE THING THAT SHOULD BE LINGCHIED, I DON'T HAVE ANY GOOD FEELINGS ON YOU!!! YOU INVADED US WHEN WE ARE WEAK, BUT WE STILL REMOVED YOU. I WILL NEVER FORGET THOSE HORRIFIC THINGS ON MY CLAY: 731, Nanjing Massacre, Comfort Women, Chongqing Bombing, ETC!! Now I'm strong than ever before. Do you think I will anschluss your child? No, I will send warships in and out of the Miyako Strait or wander around Hokkaido. I will do my best to humiliate you!!!
* 伊斯兰国球 - Terrorists! The cancer of humanity, must be removed!
* 🌿 毒品(Drugs, all types, no nearly) - This thing has caused corruption and decadence in China for hundreds of years!! Even our thieves will report drug dealers!!! REMOVE!!!! But why did Trump spread rumors that I was selling fentanyl and then increase tariffs on me?
* 新型冠状病毒 - COVID-19 IS NOT A CHINESE VIRUS!!! It's the virus that is so spreading that we can't contain it, and it's the one that's infesting the world!!! It's this stupid geography idiot who is trying to try to politicize healthcare!!! Your leader, Elon Musk, also tried to prove that it was in fact a US bioweapon! Ignore the fact that my zero-covid policy has caused millions of deaths.