SpongeBob SquarePants: Squidward's Vengeful Rampage

When I was little, I used to love the show SpongeBob SquarePants, and vowed that when I get older I would work at Nickelodeon. Now I am an intern and the company, and one day I saw something so scary it made me quit. Warning, if you don't like spooky things, I suggest u stop reading. Now, let's begin with my story.
It started back when I had only had the role of intern for a few months, probably around 2017. I was told earlier that day that I was supposed to show up to a screening of a new episode that had just been finished. I finished by bathroom beating session a few minutes before, but I saw something strange happen. I saw flash drive of the episode that was gonna be played dat day, but this disheveled looking dude switched it out for a different one. I was confused at first, but I guessed he was allowed to because he had a uniform on. 
It was time for the screening, me and some other interns/producers came in the watch it. This video played, and it started out with the theme song, but if was a bit muffled for some reason. The title card then showed up. It read: Squidward's Vengeful Rampage. Now, a lot of the time for these screening the animators make funny title cards as a joke, so we thought nothing of it. The episode began with Squidward playing his clarinet. For some reason the animation was really sloppy and crude, and the audio was muffled like the intro was. We could hear Spongeboob and Rick outside playing, and Squidward told them to fuck off. We all gasped, confused why the actual VA of Squidward wood say that!!! 
Pat started crying, and SpongeBob got mad. "You just said Number 11! We're gonna tell Mr. Krabs!" Squidward immediately jumped out of the fucking window and stabbed Sponge in the chest with the clarinet, hyperrealistic blood spewing from the holes of the clarinet. SpongeBob screamed, falling to the ground crying but it sounded very real and I started crying. One of my fellow interns told me to stfu. Squidward then proceeded to eat spingebill alive while he screamed and sobbed. Fatty rick had already fled, and Skodwarde gave chase.
Patrick ran to the Krusty Krab where Mr. Krabs was. Mr. Krabs was mad because they weren't going to open until lunch, but Squiddy broke through the door, bull-rushing at Frick and impaling him with his clarinet like Spong. Crab was horrified, and punched Ward with his BIG MEATY CLAWS, but Squid got back up at gouged out Eugene's eye. Blood splattered everywhere, somehow going through the screen and onto all of us in the screening room. We started crying, scared and confused. My one friend even ran out of the room wailing. This was too much for our simple brains to comprehen.
Squidward then looked at the camera, smiling, and said "资本主义去死吧！共产主义光荣!" I knew Chinese, and it means "Death to capitalism! Glory to communism!" The Mao Zedon song started playing as Squidward took a rope and hung himself. The episode ended with a picture of Mao fading to black.
We were all crying still, soaked and scared. We called the higher-ups to tell them what happened, and I told them about the guy who swapped the drives. They said his name was Seymour Butts, an animator. When we went to the floor he worked on, the entire department was in shambles. People were covered in blood, and everyone was freaking out. We then walked over to the corpse of Seymour Butts, mangled and bloodied. He had strapped a bomb to his chest. We walked over to his desk and found a note saying "Lmao get owned."
I then killed myself. The End.
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