SuperMario64.exe

I recently moved into my tiny apartment, and wanted to furnish up the place. I was searching on Ebay for some good couches, lamps, televisions, and desktops when I found a Nintendo 64 only for 10 dollars. Not bad for a outdated game console. I ordered, and was hoping to find some games for it, I looked at Movies and Trade to see if they have any N64 games - I found Legend of Zelda: Orcania of Time, Mario Kart 64, Crash Bandicoot, and I laid my eyes on Super Mario 64. I went up to the store clerk, and asked, "How much is Super Mario 64?", he replyed back saying, "For free, I heared several people bringing it back saying it was bootleg, but I played it myself - it's perfectly normal". I took the game, and the others. I got back home on my cozy couch, and tried out most of the games. I got to Super Mario 64, and turned it on - it loaded, and I wanted to mess around with Mario's face in the screen. Finally, I pressed start. There were three pre-made files File 1 says "DO" File 2 says "NOT", and File 3 says "PLAY". 'Do not play' it said, weird. I shugged it off just suggesting that the previous owner was playing a trick on me. I deleted all of the files, but the PLAY one. It wouldn't let me delete it, it kept saying ( in a text box ) 'PLAY..PLAY..PLAY', so I selected it, bracing fo a jumpscare. It loaded up at me in Peach's castle getting the typical letter saying 'Save me Mario!', but instead the note said 'Look what you have done..'. A little freaked out by this point, I just continued the game like it was a bug for Super Mario. I went inside Peach's castle, and went to the door '1', and tried to collect the first star. As I talked to the red bomb it said, "Leave me alone". Why? What have I done? I presured on, destined to get ontop of the moutain, and collect that dang star, instead there was no star there, but it looked like the Koopa had no eyes, and it's smile, god it's smile was to it's eyeballs. Blood pours everywhere, and dang that skin marks, open cuts, magots crawling out. Most gruesome thing I have ever saw. I was near on the break of throwing up, and immediatly turned of the N64. I decided it was late enough, and needed to get some sleep.
I woke up, curious of N64 game, Super Mario 64. I started it up, and to my surprise I was back where I was, no title screen/load screen. The Koopa left, now only me, I mean only me. No bomb war, nothing. I tried to exit the level, but it said 'Find the star'. I nearly got annoyed of this, and decided to find it anyway, to get out of this god forsaken place. I was near a bush, and found it, the star had no eyes, just like a night star. I got it, and went back to 'Boo's Mansion'. What?, I thought to myself. I saw a tower, that wasn't suppose to be there. I entered the door, and braced for impact only finding all the boos had no eyes, it's eye were bloodshot, and empty. The mouth was HUGE. I exited immediatly before any more detail...I reached the 'Tower that's not suppose to be there', and I saw suicide bodies hanging ontop of Mario. I couldn't control Mario anymore, and I saw there was a zoom-in on Marios face. Mario had no eyes, he had open skin, and open wounds. His smile, god his smile was HUGE, it's goes to his hair, it's disqusting. I caught footage of it, and uploaded it onto Youtube. It was rendering actually better than I thought. It uploaded, except it was different, It was showing me playing regular Mario, and completing the game. I went back to the store to give back Super Mario 64, and entered the building. I asked a employee if he seen the kid who sold me this game, and he said 'We never had Super Mario in stock, and I was the only employee here for the week.'. Woah, I went back home, smashed the game with a sledgehammer, and never wanted to see THAT game again, that face through is in my dreams chasing me, I remember so vividly...DO NOT PLAY THAT GAME!
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