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Space Invaders : The Haunted Cabinet

One day, I was watching ID Network. Then, the commercials came on. It was a commercial, short at that, about a store that sold old restored arcade cabinets. My dream! Really cheap prices, to. I had some money and went to the store. There was Pac-Man, Asteroids, Donkey Kong, Gorf, Galaga, Pong, Street Fighter II. So cool! But I went there for one cab: Space Invaders.
There was a man who worked there named Stewart Dickinsson. He was nice. I asked him if he had any Space Invaders cabinets. He said "yes" and directed me to one.
The cab looked brand-new! But it was different. It was called "Space Invaders: Xtreme". Yes, the generic 80's "Xtreme" that was a cool thing I guess. The cabinet was bright red and was shaped as a rectangle with abit of a slanted outward section around the monitor. There was the artwork of those hadowy horned sasquach looking things on the side and some Jupiter looking planet. Weird how they would use a gasouse planet.
So, the man sold it to me for $300.00. I went home, plugged it in, and tried it out. It had a switch in the change compartment to turn freeplay on/off. I tried freeplay. The monitor used that mirrored screen, using a piece of cardboard with a picture of a very polluted looking Earth on the bottum of the screen, as well as some pretty nice looking outer-space above it.
I started playing. There was a quick intro of the invaders decending quickly right into the area where the game starts, like in Space Inavders Part II. The screen was Monochrome. The controls where 2 buttons to move the cannon left and right, and a bright red button to shoot a laser. Unlike the original, there could be up to 3 lasers on the screen making the game much easier. ALOT more easier then you'd expect.
But things got weird. After level 9, the screen said "BONUS", writen out using the invaders. The level started with a HUGE invader, the one that Taito uses as their "mascot" or something. It shot at me. I shot at it. But when I hit it, a blood curddling scream came out and blood came out of the invader. I was freaked.
Then, the screen broke, followed by an earraping squeeling noise. Then, a hand reached out and tried choking me! But I punched it and quickly took a hammer and smashed the hand. I then took it to a cliff and pushed it off, destroying it completely.
When I went home to clean up the mess, I saw the blood from the hand spelled out "look behind you".
And when I did, the man who sold me the machine was hanging there.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Vidya games
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Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Space Mutant Bart: Lost NES Simpsons Game

Hello. My name is Timmy Easterbound. I have always been a big fan of Bart and the Space Mutants for the NES. I always played that game as a child; it was awesome, and in my expert opinion it still holds up; do not @ me haters.
Anyways, one afternoon I was home alone as my parents were out on a meeting for their job. They work in a funeral home and they were deciding stuff and things over there, I don't know. My parents are really nice and they fully support my Simpsons craze and that is so much fun and feels nice.
I decided to go into our attic and look for our old NES that we packed in years ago. I found it alongside some games like the original Mario Bros, Top Gun and Duck Tales. Alongside these inferior games I found my love; Bart and the Space Mutants. Instantly, memories flooded back to me about the game and all the countless hours of fun and joy I had with it as a child. I knew I needed to play it again, and so I set up the NES and began.
What caught me off guard was that Bart in the game did not act like Bart usually does, with his carefree attitude and mischievous nature; instead Bart looked sad and confused as to why the Space Mutants were attacking. The music of the game was also somber and lower in pitch which contributed to the dismal atmosphere. There were no enemies and I soon found myself in a street of Springfield I had never seen in the game before.
I was very confused. This was not the game I remembered from childhood. I walked down the street and walked and walked for what seemed like an eternity. Using my useful stopwatch I concluded that I walked for approximately 3 minutes and 43 seconds. Bart then finally came upon a store that simply said Death Inc. as he said "This is my stop!" which I guess was Bart's new catchphrase. I made the sad Bart walk inside the store and inside is where I found Hans Moleman standing and looking sad and confused and bewildered; much unlike how he's usually portrayed in his loveable self. Weird.
Hans told Bart "This town... it's changed. The mutants have changed us forever; now we live with the knowledge of extra-terrestrial life and our world is forever changed.
After Hans said this to Bart, Bart shed a tear as the scene faded to white. Once the scene came back Bart was again in Springfield but the entire town looked deserted and abandoned; Bart was the only resident still living there; it seemed as though he was stuck in his own personal purgatory, going through the motions and refusing to move on; was he dead all along?
I was terrified and close to the verge of tears. Bart was so sad and so was I. Anyways, I shook this off as just a glitch and went to have a nap.
Bart then appeared in my dream and said to me; "Do not worry; this is only the beginning." I woke up, drenched in sweat and extremely terrified. I don't know what Bart meant by saying that this was only the beginning, and I don't know if I'll ever find out.
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Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Space Theory

Hello Internet! Welcome to Space Theory! In today's episode, I wanted to analyze the realism of the hit game Among Us. Among Us actually takes place in space. In the game, you do a bunch of tasks similar to something you would see in a real-life space mission. However, I did find ONE inconsistency!
You see, the game requires you to spend all this time discovering dead bodies when you should actually be discovering some bitches. Unfortunately, if you could not get any bitches on Earth, what makes you think you can get any in space? Not only that but I also noticed your Reddit and Discord accounts were very active. As expected, this scared all the alien bitches away. It is also mandatory to take showers every day in space, which is CLEARLY impossible for you.
But if you were expecting to maybe find your dad in space, after an EXTENSIVE search, I actually found your dad, however, when I told him you were with me he said that he would be traveling back to Earth just so he could abandon you again. You know what this means, right? You're both bitchless and still fatherless. Therefore, we can conclude that there is not a single planet or galaxy where you get any bitches. But hey, that's just a theory, A SPACE THEORY!
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
Category:Vidya games
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Space Unicorns

Once upon a time there was a bird. He did not obey rules. The bird would always break the rules, but nobody could say anything about it because the bird could beat them all up. Also, the bird would sing "Forever Young" by Rod Stewart all day. One day a new animal came to town. He did not know about the bird's rebellious attitude and he decided to talk to the bird. The bird kept making fun of the new animal though, so the new animal was sad. But, it turned out that there were actually space unicorns who do not like it when animals misbehave. Also, the space unicorns hate Rod Stewart's music. So the space unicorns came to Earth and they zapped the bird.
MORAL: Space unicorns will zap you if you misbehave or sing "Forever Young," "Maggie May," or any other Rod Stewart song.
Click here for part two
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Animulz
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Space Unicorns 2: Attack of the Werewolf

After a long day of stopping malice everywhere, the Space Unicorns returned to their base on the Moon to recover and gain strength for the next day's trials. Little did they know that the next day would bring a challenge the likes of which they had never seen. A level 37 werewolf knew that the Moon gave him power. So he decided to go there to have power forever. Once he saw the unicorn base, he attacked. Several unicorns were taken by surprise and killed! The werewolf began to sing with joy. But it was a Rod Stewart song! The unicorns, motivated by rage, forced the werewolf out the door. Then they zapped him.
MORAL: Don't attack unicorns on the Moon, even if you are level 37.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Animulz
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Spaghetti.nes

OK so this creepypasta starts like this. A guy named Ned was checking through his childhood material trying to find SMB for the NES. But he couldnt find it anywhere. He remembered he had a neighbor (who was a hacker/ bowser fan) who lamented when bowser was killed by mario. So he stole Ned's game and hacked it using an nes cart to usb thing he invented. When Ned got the game back from the neighbor. He put it in the NES and ran it. The title screen showed up as normal but mario was sitting in a electric chair covered in blood and eyes out of his socket and peach was standing there as a police officer saying the condemed has been executed. Ned was creeped out by just the title screen. Ned pressed the start button and was greeted with an overworld from SMB3 although marios palette was all blood red just like the title screen. Also It looked like Death Row.
There were 2 worlds each with 6 levels one world was entitled Death Row and the other was entitled Death House as stated in the manual which was written by the neighbor. On death row mario was wearing a orange prisons outfit going through normal levels with music from other creepypastas and the background was filled with prisoners. Mario was followed by OfficerPeach from the title screen she follows you through the entire game. When he completed all 6 levels of tourture. He was greeted by the death house. He was followed by Peach AND Toad. Which followed u rampant. On the very final level (world 1-6)
It is not even a level it is a cutscene. Mario is led into a tourture chamber where he is put straight in the electric chair. Peach makes the necessary precautions and mario is electrocuted. Blood splatters on Toad and Peach. Marios eyes fell out of his socket. The game then started making REALLY LOUD noises and a deformed mario was shown on the screen.
Ned then said OMG I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS and BOOM he shot himself
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Suicide
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Shortpasta
Spaghetti Oh's

There once was a boy named Tim. He had blonde hair and was 7'foot tall.
When Tim woke up he would always go down stairs and have some spaghetti-o's, but one morning he was walking downs stairs and all he could hear was a whisper from around the corner in the kitchen, when he turned his head to look inside the kitchen he saw nothing except for a bowl of spaghetti-o's. He approached the bowl and read the note from underneath "Hi Tim, went to the shop to get some toast! Love Mum" .
After reading the note he slowly began to eat the spaghetti-o's. But something wasn't right Tim thought to himself but he could not put a finger on what was 'missing' so he finished the spaghetti-o's and walked to the bathroom where he began to need to go wee. He unzipped his trousers and tried to begin weeing but he couldn't when he looked down his willy was missing. Then he suddenly realized his Mum died eight years ago. Then a thought burst-ed into his mind if his Mum didn't cook the spaghetti-o's who did. A shadow like figure began to rise over his shoulder.
When he turned around he saw the unspeakable, his father. "Can i used the toilet now?" said his dad. He replied to his dad with a jolly smile on his face "Nope". His dad walked out the room with nothing in hand. But the he realized he does not have a dad his dad died eight years ago in a car crash with his mum.
Who where these figures he had been seeing was it real or was it all a dream.Tim woke up hearing the sound of "Cell 5, here is your dinner" because the truth was he murdered his parent and he told himself they died in a car crash because he did not believe he was insane and everyday for his dinner he has spaghetti-o's.
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Spagootie

Sometimes I like to pronounce spaghetti as "spagootie" and it has been working out fantastically so far. Honestly, this single change has improved my life more than you could ever imagine. I highly suggest everyone try this out and see where your life goes. Probably make all your dreams come true in like 5 business days.
Next time you have a big bowl of piping hot marina drenched pasta in front of you say "spagootie time!!" or maybe something like "I'm so ready for this spagootie!" and see where the magic will take you.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Sparkle

Any fan of the popular My Little Pony series will know about Twilight Sparkle, the main protagonist of the most recent (and well-known) version of the franchise: depicted as a somewhat neurotic book-worm Twilight Sparkle's whole theme was to find the "magic" of friendship.
What many fans will not of heard of is Sparkle - a creature that while at first appears to take the form of the famous pony but is in reality something completely unrelated to the show.. an unfathomable darkness that has somehow found a means to enter the innocence of a children's TV show and warp it to its will.
Appearing only rarely Sparkle is said to have glowing eyes that distinguish her from the rest of the show, she also frequently "breaks the 4th wall" - in a manner that is much darker than what would normally be allowed on the show.
For example when Sparkle manifests viewers claim to stare into those glowing eyes as she utters sentences such as:
"We're good friends.."
"You're not alone.."
"I see you.."
Although most dismiss these claims as hoaxes, jokes or over-active imaginations there are people who geniunely believe they have experienced some kind of supernatural phenomena - though they are often at a loss to explain it..
Perhaps this is because the entity known as Sparkle really can not be explained by human minds, the very concept of a sentient being somehow managing to inflitrate a fictional show and taking on the form of an equally fictional cartoon character is seen as nothing short of insanity to the vast majority of modern society.
Yet despite the mockery they often recieve those who believe in Sparkle do not waver, continually stating that they have seen the being - lack of evidence coupled with a high percentage of mental health problems amongst the believers of Sparkle has further alienated them from most of the mainstream paranormal community.
It is the belief of this particular writer that Sparkle is a concept rather than a real being - Sparkle can not truly.. exist..
HI..
she is likely the result of mental illness or..
........ I'M .
other abnormality of the..
................... SPARKLE
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Category:THERY
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Speak English!!!

I was calling my credit card company for a credit card dispute and I said to them:
"Yes. I've been for almost an hour. You dumb piece of shit."
However, what I got from the operator was:
"Sir I Did Not Understand That Last Part"
I yelled back with:
"I've been on hold for almost an hour! Can I talk to your fucking manager?!"
Then I got this from the operator that happens to be the manager:
"Thank You For Holding My Name Is (indescribable shit)"
I replied with:
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHHHHH SHIT!"
"PUT ME ON WITH SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH!"
The female operator then said the following:
"Thank You For Holding For English Press #1 (more indescribable shit)"
I replied with:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH - IT!"
"PUT ME ON WITH SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH!"
The female operator replied with:
"Sir I Am Speak English"
I replied with:
"MY ASS!"
This is what I got as a reply:
"Yes You Are"
Then the operator disconnected.
I yelled furiously:
"OH, THAT BITCH!"
"I'M FUCKING PISSED!"
"I've been sitting on my goddamned ass for over an hour!"
"You dickheads can't even speak English!"
"This is BS!" (Short for Bob Saget)
The operator replied with:
"Uh, S-Sir, I-I Am Sorry I Do Not Understand 'Can You Please Speak English'"
I then replied furiously:
"You know what? Fuck you people! Kiss my ass! I'm going to a different credit card company!"
This is the reply I got:
"I Don't Give A 'Sheet'"
Then the operator disconnected.
"SON OF A BITCH!"
I slammed the phone furiously.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Special Meat

Ever since my dad left, my mom has been serving up 'Special Meat'. She said that daddy was giving it too us, and that I should never look in the fridge that we have in the basement. Needless to say, I got incredibly curious. One night, at 12:01 PM, I snuck down into the basement and looked in the fridge. What I saw there haunts me to this day... What I saw was, none other then my father, with cubes neatly sliced out of his torso and limbs. I screamed, waking up my mom. She knew instantly what I had done, and had ran to the kitchen to grab her cleaver. I, on the other hand, was too stunned to move from the spot where I had seen my dad's corpse on. When my mom ran into the basement, I came to my senses and ran. She was swinging like a maniac, all the while trying to coax me to stop running in that motherly voice. "Its okay." She goaded many a time. Eventually, after running in circles around the house man times, the first of which I realized that my mom had locked the door, she caught me. She pinned me to the ground and started chopping off my limbs, one by one... The next day, I was sitting in a wheelchair, all bandaged up by my mom. She muttered "Now you know..." once, but I didn't question it.
I think I know where special meat comes from now.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Special Mirror

A friend once told me of a specific small village in Spain where you are able to see something VERY special - he saw it himself. There is one house inhabited by a family - but usually after 16 o'clock, they tend to leave the house altogether to visit the family's friends and have something to eat, since the house is not that well kept and they seem to not like any visitors around it. However, after they've left, you are able to sneak into it through the backdoor - in the bathroom, you will find two mirrors together hanging on the wall. The first one is just a normal mirror, but the second one - if you look at it in a special mirror, you are able to see a ghostly moving image of wood - my friend swears that it was like a window. He also swears that he saw two white unicorns graze.
Category:Pre-Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Spectrum Factory

Okay, guys. I have a *TOTALLY* original story for you guys. I decided to take some "inspiration" from the pasta you guys all know and love, Rainbow Factory. Here goes my *TOTALLY* original story for you:
One day, there were some Dalescloud (a cloud city in PonyLand of Rainbows) students. Their names were SkeetaLaa, Borealiss, and Hunter. Spectrum Flash was a famous & epic idol that all of them looked up to, especially SkeetaLaa. One day, when they were in their last year of Flight School, they had to take a test. Borealiss went first, and she got a nasty wing injury. Hunter & SkeetaLaa were both made very mad by this, but Hunter went anyway after saying "Fine! I'll go, but I'm not pleased with the fact that I HAVE to!" Hunter failed the test. SkeetaLaa refused to go, stating "Why the hell are you not taking care of Borealiss?" This offended the manager, so he sent them to the door labeled "Evil Satan 666 Demon Devil Test Failees" 
While the group was riding on the chariot that lead them from the Evil Satan 666 Demon Devil Test Failees room to the "Mysterious Rainbow Land", SkeetaLaa, the only bisexual of the group, said "Guys! Now would be the perfect opportunity to come out of the clo-" SkeetaLaa was quickly interrupted by Hunter, who said "I know how you are going to finish that. Matter of fact, we all knew what you would have said."
After the ride, the group had arrived to the factory. It wasn't just any factory, but the Sprectrum Factory. SkeetaLaa commented on how neat the murders looked, while Borealiss was still complaining about her wing. Suddenly, they saw a device. It wasn't just any device, but the Wing Device. All of the group was forced to watch other fillies get crushed in the device, but Spectrum Flash, the mare behind them (and SkeetaLaa's idol), said WHO'S READY TO GET CRUSHED?" All of them screamed, and SkeetaLaa said "Why?"
Then they all got turned into a rainbow. The End.
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Spencer

Spencer was a good boy. He liked to play with his friends and eat cookies.
Then one day he got a call at school and found out his parents died in a car wreck.
When he got home from school his parents where there and he was all like, "OMG".
Nobody ever saw him again.
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta