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The Cigar Smoking Slenderman with a Top Hat!

One friday afternoon I had just awoken up in my bed. It was cold, almost like I was on the north pole. I took on some clothes and went downstairs. I made some bread and butter and ate. While I was eating I noticed it was still really dark outside. The clock said it was 06:66 so I taught it was some sort of lunar eclipse or something like that. But this was the first night I had sleept in this almost scary cabin sorrounded by woods. You see, I had been having problems with my parents for the past days and I had enough of it. I moved out here there no one could find me, but back to the story. After the breakfast I was making some hot delicous tea. But when I started the lights suddenly exploded and everything was pitch black. I heard footsteps coming right for me and I tried to hide under my table, even if I couldn't see anything. Some minutes later the footsteps were gone and the lights magicaly were on again. But to my surprise the tea was gone! I ignored this event and tried to searched for more of my tea, but it was all gone. I got curios and began to investigate. I left the house and explored the sorrounding woods. After some hours I got tired and was far away from my house. I saw a cave and decided to rest there for some minutes. When I came near it the British national anthem could be heard from the inside. I got nearer and smoke could be seen. I entered and was speechless of what I saw. It was the Slenderman sipping some tea. He had a top hat on and somehow while he was sipping tea he was smoking a cigar. I ran away out of fear. The Slenderman followed though. I ran back to my house and barricaded the doors and windows, until I heard the British anthem again. I turned around and there was Slendy, just sitting in my couch. He streched out his arm. He had a suit and a top hat in his hand. I took them and starred at him weirdly. We stared at each others until Slendy said "PUT TEH DAMN CLOTHES ON!". I followed his orders and took on the clothes on. We then starred at each others for some seconds until he gave me a cigar. I took it and began smoked with it. Slendy then said "Good. Gooooood. Gooooooooood". We then became best buddies and sipped tea with each others. In reality Slenderman just needed a friend, a very British friend... The End. 
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The Cinema

There's a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future. If you watch the entire film completely, you will have sleeping problems for the rest of your life.
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The Cinema/Alternate Version

There’s a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future, starting from when you sit down. You will see your life getting worse and worse, all because of one tiny, small decision you made, totally unaware that it would affect you like that, that things could get that bad from a single choice.
In the last scene you see yourself, grinning with a bleeding mouth, your descent into insanity obvious. You croak out five words before shooting yourself, blood and gore splattering the screen.
"That film started it all..."
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The Claw

This is a story about when I was a kid. I was eight years old when I had this dream....
I was at my school, everybody had left and they had locked me in. I was scared out of my mind because the cafeteria was locked too, I had no food and the school was closed for a week.
I was walking down the hallway when I saw a tall man in a huge black trench coat, I could not see any of his face except for his glowing red eyes. Thankful to have found someone that might be able to help me I said "Thank god someone is here, do you have a key to get out? Or maybe some food?".
The man said nothing for about 2 minutes, then he said "You shall not leave this place."
A chill ran down my spine "Wh.... What do you mean?"
I mean..." the man said "That you will not leave here alive...." suddenly a giant claw emerged from his coat.
I felt blood trickle down my chest.
I woke up with relief knowing it was all a dream.
Later that day as I walked back from school I could have swore I saw a man in a black trench coat with claws staring at me. But a car passed by me and he was gone.
Was it my imagination?
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The Cleveland Show Theory

The Cleveland Show is actually communist russian propaganda to combat the popularity of Family Guy, made by a clone of Seth MacFarlane.
think about it. Cleveland has always been an anti-american propaganda character. His bathroom always breaks, with him and his bathtub falling. This is propaganda as it suggests that american construction workers do shitty jobs and that America has bad infrastructure. Now let's think about the main characters of The Cleveland Show.
Cleveland's son, Cleveland Brown Jr, is obese. This is propaganda saying that americans are fat.
One of the characters is a bear. The bear is seen as a strong, likeable character. Russia is known for bears. The bear represents a russian.
Another of the characters is a stereotypical redneck with an obese wife. Here again, saying americans are all obese and that we are dumb rednecks.
The obese lady is on a shopping cart, indicating shopping carts are bad, indicating shops are bad, indicating the free market is bad, indicating capitalism is bad, indicating that communism is good and the best system for the world.
This all adds up to me believing wholeheartedly that Cleveland Show is russian communist propaganda.
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The Clock

So, there I was. 12:59AM. I was there. I looked over at the clock. It rolled around. Not to 1:00AM, but to 13:00. I was shocked. There was clearly some sort of spooky time-warp. The universe was collapsing, rivers were to reverse their course, seas to turn to blood. Fish from the skies and skeletons coming up from the ground. This is it my friends, this is the end. I'm taking my shotgun and blowing my brains out.
Oh wait, I accidentally turned on the 24 hour clock.
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The Clown's Pies

I used to wonder why my mother never let us go into the kitchen but I wish I could unlearn the horrible truth. I was a mischievous little scamp in my younger days. I was always getting into trouble. When I wasn't hiding dad's tv remote or flicking my brother behind the ear or burning down the local orphanage, I was eating. Man did I have a thing for my mothers pies.
She would bake all day and all night, fueled by a crippling methamphetamine and fentanyl addiction. She called them mommies little speedballs. Oh how my mother loved her speedballs.
One day after a particularly rough bender, my mother said to me "I hope your hungry Johnny, I made a lot of pies," and boy was I ever! I ate pie after pie. At one point I don't think I was even using a fork any more. I was shoving pie into my mouth hand over fist.
But it was about this time I started wondering why I never saw any of the clowns she invited over leave, and she invited over a shit ton of clowns. So one day I made a decision. I was going to figure out the mystery of the missing clowns.
So when mother was crushing some brews in the back yard with the neighbors dog (she would get incredibly high and drunk and think she could talk to animals) I snuck into the kitchen. What I saw there still haunts me to this day. Piles of clowns, all over the floor. And they had all been John Wayne Bobbitt'ed! I gasped loudly and started walking backwards, the horror of the scene too much for my little mind to comprehend. I backed right into my mother.
I spun around on my heels. "So I guess you know my secret now Johnny," she said in a low voice. "I hope your hungry son, I made a lot of clown dick pies!!!"
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The Coat

It was cold; I was walking to the lame store I worked at. My ex-girlfriend was recently murdered and I couldn't help wonder who killed her. As I walked, I saw the bridge my father and I used to walk across. It was really misty, but I swear I saw a shadow on that broken-down bridge. I passed it off as my crazy imagination.
As I got to the store, I noticed a coat. It was beaten, torn up, and ragged. I picked it up and worked at that terrible store, dealing with customers and the usual tedious stuff. My shift ended at 8:00 and it was 7:45, so I clocked out early. I put on the coat since it was still cold and misty.
I really don't have much of a life, just play video games and screw around. I loved resident evil as a kid, I still remember my mom freaking out as I shot and decapitated a zombie. I still own my PS1 (PlayStation), so I popped it in and had a grand old time. I heard a knock at the door, as I opened it, no one was there. Oh well, I just played more of my game and another knock came, so again, I got up and opened it. I was getting pissed. I played for maybe two hours and beat it. The coat I was wearing was getting warm, so I took it off. It was at least 1:00 AM, so I went to bed.
I woke up to a large bang, so I shot out of and looked to see what it could've been. My girlfriend, Kate, was bleeding, "Whoa! What the hell happened to you?" She said it was a body shape; I grabbed my gun my grandpa gave to me, the colt python. I saw a body shape, I shot it, but it just knocked me down as it went for my girlfriend. I shot the figure in the head, and what I saw on the bridge finally made sense.
The shadow on the bridge was my dead ex-girlfriend.
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The Coat Part II

I remember it like it was yesterday, I saw my dead ex-girlfriend, Still as elegant as ever. Her skin still seemed as plushie as ever. Her face was like a flower blossom. As she came at me I jumped out of the way, though she grabbed me, she slit the back of my foot as I shot her. She was gone, far from the nice girl who got all A+ and Snuggled with me. Now she was no more.
As I woke up, I was bleeding badly. My girlfriend seemed to be fine, just in a state of shock. As I got up and helped her up I noticed that coat was what My dead-ex was wearing.
"What the hell is wrong with that coat!" I looked at it for a while, I found gibberish but I didn't care for it. I went looking for answers with my girl and found nothing.
It all seemed so weird until I went to work. I worked a long boring shift and went home to play some games. I saw a note on the PSX and I unfolded it." It was Kevin and look very close at the gibberish. I knew the Kevin she was talking about, was my best friend.
I went to his house with my gun in place and knocked on the door. No answer. I broke down the door to notice a scalpel flying at me. I dodged it and went into the kitchen and Kevin pointed that shotgun of his. I knew the only way out of this one was to run or listen.
"Hey friend you figured out the whole thing, I killed that slut and now you may join her!" Just then I heard a large bang and Kevin's head blew of into a pool of blood! I looked around clueless what happened. But then it hit me, My EX just saved my ass.
When I finally looked at the Gibberish. All this happened to me because, That was Ex- Shelas Coat.
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The Cocaine Snorter

This is a story about the Cocaine Snorter, a legendary hero fighting crime and snorting cocaine.
The Cocaine Snorter is actually a drug addict man named Adrian Mirage Adrian, and he was neglected by his alcoholic parents at the young age of 6. All his entire life, he lived in the foggy streets of Greenville, and was permanently homeless. Then one day while trying to smoke a cigarette while on LSD, he found some cocaine on the ground, and snorted it, and got the best feeling he could possible ever have. He felt like he was flying in the sky, but in reality he was moving and walking around like a crazy maniac. After falling on a large arsenal of cocaine, his entire body was covered in cocaine and he became the Cocaine Snorter.
Currently, the Cocaine Snorter's mission is to fight the bullies from his school years and reunite with his parents again before the end of the year, and if he doesn't do it after one year, then the Cocaine Snorter would be gone forever.
He is the Cocaine Snorter! (He is the Cocaine Snorter!)
Fighting crime and doin' drugs
He doesn't need care and grows a goatee
Abnormally large eyes which are easy for him to see
He's gonna snort cocaine from your ass!
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The Cock Goblin

The Cock Goblin has been terrorizing American citizens since the Summer of 1994. The creature's existence was first revealed in a press release by then US President Bill Clinton, warning all penis recipients to wear a jock strap at all times to prevent an attack from the creature. Unfortunately, many did not follow these orders, and thus tens of thousands of Americans have reported their cocks being gobbled by the Cock Goblin. In a leaked email sent to Bill's wife Hillary in 2016, it was revealed that the Cock Goblin originated from a lab containing Bill Clinton's sperm which was contaminated by mercury exposure. Whether it be a lone farm house in Nebraska or an apartment in the Bronx, Bill Clinton's bastard child known as the Cock Goblin is lurking out there, searching for a cock to gobble.
You could be next. 
But you know what they say, 
"Sleep tight! Don't let the Cock Goblin bite!" 
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The Cockagonal Hyena

The Cockagonal Hyena is a hyena shaped like a penis. It has spots all over its body. It is able to eat whatever comes (HAHAHA comes) near it with its sole black eye and its teeth are able to rip through even titanium. He can walk through walls, fly, and reflect light off his body, making him invisible. He's also got the properties of fire, was made in a lab, and has great, great fur. He can't be killed and has once ripped off the arm of EVIL PATRIXXX. EVIL PATRIXXX was fully aware of the Cockagonal Hyena at the time and survived the attack with no sign of ever being attacked (obviously; EVIL PATRIXXX can NEVER die), but this shows how amazingly strong and manly the Cockagonal Hyena is. Some of his fangirls- nevermind, you don't want to know. Okay, you do, but it's not pretty. You're sure? No, I don't want to label this NSFW. ARE you SURE? Ugh, fine, I will. JUST FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. Yes, even the women. You're motherfuckers. All of you that required me to say this, forcing me to label this NSFW, are motherfuckers. Damn your curiosity, people! Anyway, their bodies end up with enormously stretched-out mouths, anuses, or vaginas. Sometimes a combination of them. ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!111/!?/1!?1?!?!?!!?!1/1/1!?!?1!/!?1!?11?11/1?!/!1/!?!/1?!?!?!/!!? He will watch you in your sleep if you disturb him. He tried to kill some people today, but he didn't feel up to it, so he just ate their souls. By the way, here's a complete list of his powers, including the ones from before.
*Can turn invisible due to light reflection.
*Has the properties of fire.
*Was made in a lab
*able to eat things with its eye
*Teeth able to rip through even titanium
*Walk through walls
*able to fly
*shaped like a dick
*Able to shoot jamba juice out of his nose
*Heat ray vision out of his front paws
*spots can turn into invincible shadow spider golems
*able to eat souls with his tail
*His eye is black
*Was made in a lab
*fucks up some of his fangirls (he can fuck up his fanboys, but those cases are MUCH more disturbing and would get this taken off the internet)
*has amazing fur
THE COCKAGONAL HYENA: MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY AND FAMILY.
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The Comer

* Something's in your house. 
* Something... alive.
* You're the only one home, right?
* No.
* You're not.
* Something's there...
* You keep hearing it.
* "Here I come."
* "Here I come."
* It sounds like a faint voice outside your house.
* "Here I come."
* It's getting louder now. 
* "Here I come."
* The voice sounds like it's down the hallway.
* "Here I come."
* "Here I come."
* The voice...
* It's right outside of your room...
* "I have come."
* "I have come."
* Silence.
* Your door opens wide.
* "I have come."
* "FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* (If you're reading this story to your friend, you're supposed to kill them as you scream the last line)
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The Comma

So I love Indie games because of there peacefulness and fun but I never thought i would come across something like this. So I was about 9 o’ clock at night my parents were upstairs making brownies. I decided I would play some Minecraft. So I started my client and i noticed that the Update Info wouldn’t load. Strange but I ignored it. I pressed login and when Minecraft started it played music. It doesn’t normally play music unless you play for a while. But it wasn’t that calming music you usually hear, it was Mellohi playing BACKWARDS! I was at 30% creeped out at this point. I noticed that “Play Multiplayer” was gone and the only buttons were Singleplayer and Options. I hit Singleplayer and i had my worlds. “Jump On It” for my Buildings and “Leap on It” for my survival. But there was a new world called “,” I loaded it up being fearless. And I was in a snow biome on top of a tree. I had the nausea potion effect for 6:66 minutes and seconds. Mellohi still played backwards. I heard screams and creepy laughter all around. Scared stiff I clicked Save and Quit but a textbox appeared that said “Why Would You Want to Leave?” Then the game crashed. I had never been more scared in my life at the moment seeing that Indies are mostly calming and fun games. Then as I force quit i still had the screams stuck in my head over and over. Then my computer kept making a dung noise over and over. I shut it down quickly. I had never new i would come across such and experience like people say they have. Well I dont think I will be sleeping tonight but best wishes to you.
, 29 December 2012
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The Commercial

I was young, I had to be from anywhere between 5-8. I can't place it because the memory is a lot like a dream to me even now. 
Though I was on the floor, alone in my basement bedroom, watching TV and playing with legos to entertain myself. It wasn't until I realized an odd commercial had caught my attention. Watching it I saw boys and girls... running in fields as an overvoice spoke. The exact wording is off due to my memory being skewed from a whole different ordeal. But the voice said...
"This drug should never be used by anyone, ever. Even this commercial will never be played again after this."
My young mind wasn't sure how to comprehend this and when I brought it up to my Mom and Grandmother, both of who are no strangers to the darker side of the world, even they told me I had been dreaming and I had nothing to worry about. Even so... I find myself 10–13 years later with a clear memory of this commercial and what that ominous over voice. That was the first time I had ever encountered something so odd... 
I post this here to see maybe I'm not crazy... that this memory is not just a dream...
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The Commercial Theory

You know those ads we saw on TV back in the '90s, well they're not true. Don't believe everything you see or hear, it just might be fake, well to start I was hearing rumors of commercials (like the one I will describe) killing people, I thought this as false until it happened. I was going to get a bag of chips so I walked out of my room, as a General Mills commercial started...
As I walked out of the room, I hear mumbled whispers saying 'he's gone.', I shrugged it off, but curiosity got the best of me and I peeked behind the door of my room; which was nearly closed. I saw an animated man, walking with a suitcase, one thing that was off was that he was looking to see if someone or something wasn't there and he finally shrugged it off as a sign of 'thank god', I saw a table where General Mills characters were sitting.
"Is he gone?" asks the man.
"Yep, the coast is clear... but I feel something is spying on us, but I can't be sure..." says the Trix Rabbit, with a face of suspicion. I tiptoed to the door and thought: what the fuck had I been watching?
I then heard a bang from inside my room, then I heard a familiar voice:
"What do you know, Eric?"
I saw it behind the door, my 25-year-old brother, Eric was standing in front of a giant mutant rabbit, Eric, probably, watched the whole thing like I did.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?!?" whaled the creature in a slow pitched voice, I had to giggle at the word 'fuck', I am sorry I did. The creature looked at the door and I ran away in shock, but I vaguely saw the creature take Eric back into the TV and they never came back.
I told my mom that Eric had been kidnapped by a giant man and she started to cry, I saw a man (he looked like the man from the commercial), and he walked up to me and kicked me in the leg...
I fell down, bleeding badly, he took out a knife and stabbed my mother...the police came and asked me what happened, but my mother was gone...
I told them a man and another (kidnapped) man had kidnapped my mom and my brother, they said, "YOU MUST BE FUCKING WITH US, RIGHT?!?", I told them 'no' and they replied "FUCK YOU" and ran away. Damn assholes I thought, must have been fakes, and indeed they were...but they weren't of our world...but of the General Mills world...
...Commercials are alive, they will kidnap us and make us become them just like the police, and possibly the man...
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