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Magic missile

Magic missile, known the world over as the holy grail of all that is magic and missile, is an ancient magical/tactical/strategetic weapon used commonly by wizards, sorcerers, prostitutes, politicians (e.g. George Bush), popes and other terrorists and any variation of mage therein. It is often labelled as a weapon of mass destruction, but its possession is sanctioned by the UN.
Discovered in 1901 by Pierre Curie around the same time he and his wife, Marie Curie, tested the effects of radium. They discovered that when exposed to high levels of radiation, humans would lose the ability to think while gaining the ability to manipulate the fabric of the universe into destructive, magical patterns. Over the next five years, he began to develop the science into an artform, and eventually went on a rampage through France until his demise. While he is commonly cited as having been killed in a street accident on April 19, 1906, the circumstances are often debated. Experts suggest that a battle ensued between he and Gandalf, as Pierre had become drunk with power and issued a challenge to anyone willing. Some suspect magic missile may have played a role in his demise, but most support the claim that Pierre was so impaired by his power-drunkenness that he could not see the runaway horse and buggy headed his way. Marie Curie never forgot the loss of her husband and, refusing to ever again meddle with something so dangerous, stuck to toying with radioactive elements.
In 1939, Hitler cloned Marie Curie (see cloning) and forced her to give him the knowledge of magic missile. Upon her refusal to divulge such information, Hitler resorted to an archeological excavation in Africa, unearthing many ancient tomes related to the supernatural ability (see Dungeons and Dragons). Steven Spielberg nixed the use of magic missile during his filming of World War II and to this day Hitler blames the loss of the war on this move.
After 1945, a race began between proponents of nuclear energy and magic missile. Given that magic missile was a renewable resource, requiring only a few inches of thread and sweaty palms to emulate, while nuclear energy was an inherently dangerous supplier of energy, it was thought best that magic missile be retired. This decision is credited with creation of the X-Men, Spiderman, and Bob Dole.
In 1989, it was rediscovered by the Chinese government in Tiananmen Square with horrible results. The Chinese have led a strict campaign to silence all those who seek to learn of what happened on that day, for fear that the discovery may be remade and more innocent civilians will die.
In the 2000 American election, George Bush threatened the Florida Supreme Court with magic missile and was later inaugurated.
Magic missile is also used by many mages to enrage their warrior companions by steal their kills.
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Magica De Spell

Magica De Spell (b.October 30, 1922) is an Italian sorceress and a member of Red Cross. Her checkered and unusual past has made her a significant celebrity in Duckburg, where she lives today.
==Birth==
Born to a commercial actress and a TV quizmaster, Magica originally intended to become a stage performer like her parents, but was discouraged by The Pope, who instead taught her the Black Arts in his attempt to conquer the world.
However, although Magicas' magic was evil, Magica herself did not become evil completely. Rather than try to take over the world, Magica attempted to become a Tooth Fairy, but failed in her final exam, because she actually forced the teeth out of children rather than collect those already dropped out.
==Turning to the Dark Side==
Emigrating to America, Magica struggled to decide if she was good or evil during her stay, and eventually decided to become a villain after joining the secret underground terrorist movement, Red Cross.
During this time, Magica made a name for herself by using her powers to steal jewellry and valuables from shop windows without leaving traces of evidence for the police. Unlike ganglord Howard the Duck, the police did not have any evidence whatsoever to prosecute, arrest or otherwise flirt with Magica, thus making her one of the most successful villainesses of all time.
As time passed, Magica attempted to gain control of Red Cross, but failed. She also grew attached to a young Scrooge McDuck. While Magica went unchanged due to her immortality, Scrooge began to age, and Magica became interested only in Scrooges' money as the years went by.
==A New Light?==
In 1993, Magica was suspected of being responsible for the death of Launchpad McQuack. Magica strongly opposed this, and decided to tone down her evil to become an anti-hero instead.
Although Magica is still a wanted criminal on inummerable counts of Theft, Public Consumation of Alcohol and Driving without a Licence (despite no proof to make these counts valid), Magica has recently attempted to show her good side, making everyone surprised to see that she has one. Magica has used some of her powers to benefit the city of Duckburg rather than ruin it. Examples include:
*The River Affair - In 1995, Magica used her Terrakinetic abilities to block a burst dam that would've otherwise ruined crops and caused a drought.
*St. Canard - On Halloween 1997, Magica De Spell was sighted aiding firefighters during a blaze caused by arsonists
*The McDucks - Magica De Spell has rekindled her friendship with Scrooge McDuck by hiring zombies from the Undead Kingdom to guard his money-bin.
It is uncertain if Magica De Spell will become an actual friendly figure around Duckburg or will remain a villain.
==Today==
Today, Magica De Spell, although still a member of Red Cross, is a respected celebrity around Duckburg in recent times, although a minority still believe her to be responsible for the death of Launchpad McQuack.
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Magna Carta v 5.0

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KNOW YE ALL PEOPLE by these presents that His Royal Highness King John the Second, King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland and Emperor of Canada, DOTH DECREE as follows, TO WIT:
Article the First. A free person shall be free to walk freely the King's forests without fear of bears.
Article the Second. A free person shall have the right to pay taxes to the King.
Article the Third. It shall be free to go to church every Sunday.
Article the Fourth. The King may be recalled by free vote of free people, if he wishes.
Article the Fifth. A free person shall not be obligated to perform compulsory military service, unless the King requests.
Article the Sixth. The King shall not send emails that look like messages from eBay or PayPal.</font>
Article the Seventh. Fox hunting shall be lawful again.</font>
Article the Eighth. The King shall not hold a free person in a Jail or Prison for more than one year without criminal charges being laid.
Article the Ninth. All public transit shall be free.
Article the Tenth. The King shall publish this Magna Carta on the King's LiveJournal site and shall furnish a free copy to every Judge and Magistrate of the Realm on television.
SIGNED this Third day of November, in the Year of our Lord Two Thousand & Twenty-Nine, in the First year of his Reign, by his own Volition under Duress by His Royal Highness King John the Second, King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland and Emperor of Canada
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Magnesium

Magnesium is a weird substance with atomic number 12. It is an alkaline earth metal that has magnetic properties. Several attempts to synthesize magnesium from many alchemical laboratories have failed due to it refusing to not come with impurities.
==Properties==
Being an alkaline earth metal, magnesium creates quite a lot of rocks you can throw into the water. Unlike calcium's rocks, which are boring and useless, magnesium's rocks are magnetic and can attract metals like gold and plutonium. Also, unlike the elements below it, magnesium does not violently react with water.
==History==
Magnesium metal was first discovered by an irrelevant person named Sir Humphrey Davy in 1808 after extracting it from epsom salt. It was a pain to do; magnesium sulfate is very strong without the water, after all. It's named after the fact that it and all of its salts are, in fact, magnets. However, when naming the element, the namer misheard "magnetium" as "magnesium" and put in the latter. Many petitions to change magnesium's name back to what is was always meant to be have failed because people have gotten used to it.
==Magnesium nitride reaction==
A very infamous reaction in the Nottingham Forest, the magnesium nitride reaction is a reaction involving magnesium and air. The reason that the Forest hates this reaction is because a specific someone keeps failing the reaction due to the wrong setup. Here is a step-by-step guide on how to properly do the reaction:
#Put some magnesium powder in a flipped-over beaker. I will not clarify how.
#Use super-saiyan powers to ignite the powder. It should start burning.
#Wait 2-3 millenia.
#WHOOSH! You've made a magnesium nitride volcano!
#Once the volcano goes dormant, open the beaker up and extract your golden magnesium nitride.
#Use this golden power to impress your friends.
==Critical acclaim==
Unlike most chemical elements and other wacky, zany substances, magnesium has had no controversy so far. This is because magnesium does not instantly combust upon contact with water, being safe near fluorine and chlorine, and, of course, magnets. Magnets are the main selling point of magnesium, as there is no other element with such properies.
==See also==
*Magnet
*Metal
Magnetism

Magnetism is a natural force. It is commonly alleged to carry "evil" or "magic" powers - today those negative associations have been explained by careful analysis of the tragic series of events during the "Magnetism Crisis" of 1895.
== The Magnetism Crisis ==
In 1895, during a secret experiment performed by mad scientist Thomas Edison, a wormhole was opened for 0.25 seconds in a geostationary orbit around earth that caused 1 ELA (Extremely Large Amount) of Kool-Aid™ to be materialized over Wales by "effortless self-implementation", one of the three known zero-gravitational multilongitudinalsynthetization phenomena, only to be drifted by Coriolis force to the contemporary secret laboratory of his arch-enemy, the later Disco-King of America, John Travolta in North Dakota. It was for the relentless intervention by a squadron of robots that Travolta's laboratory did not suffer substantial damage - unfortunately, the effect was strong enough to introduce a very subtle bug to the seismic stabilization system underlying the building leading to the buildings collapse during the Crisis on infinite Earths later that year. Travolta was heavily wounded and had to be transformed to a robot by Omnitron.
It has to be noted that due to these events (and some magic introduced to the official record) for almost 27 years John Travolta was mistaken by historians to be the inventor of Electricity.
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== Magnets ==
Known to be followers of the Church of Magnetism which evolved around the events of 1895; one of the three known religions with less than one member.
The Church of Magnetism was founded in 1870 by Lord Cobalt, King of Neverland. The current known followers of the Church are here listed:
*Margaret Thatcher
*Anonymous
*Mr Snuffles the Cat
The News people keep stories of the Magnets under blankets, but they are quite an activist group of (people?). The other week they were seen burning down BBC (British B*stard Corporation) Headquarters, and then they dressed up as superheroes and scaled the wall of Buckingham Palace. The Police (or Daleks, as they are more commonly referred to as) decided to let them stay there until they ran out of caffeine or felt the need to drink their own peewee, whichever came first.
== Modern Magnetic Theory ==
On April 06th 2010 the Grand Wizard Masters from Insane Clown Posse brought new light to Magnets. Mainly by pointing out that no one knows how they work.
"Fucking Magnets, how do they work????" -ICP
This new theory made it possible for everyone to throw away scientific theory and accept it as a "Fucking Miracle" changing how we would live for generations to come.
== Fun Factoids ==
*The unit for magnetism is named "John" after the wrongly accredited inventor of Electricity, John Travolta.
*Magnetism is used to produce Kool-Aid™.
*The only natural environment that holds zero magnetism is 100 nautical miles below the surface of Freddy Mercury. Therefore, magnets are used in recent approaches to resolve certain paradoxae occurring in the theory of Air using the Freddy Mercury Aggregate.
== See also ==
*1895 
*Wales
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Mail Order Lobster

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Launched on December 11, 1998, Mail Order Lobster was a successful package delivery service company formed to take advantage of the seafood home delivery market left barren by other postal services at the time.
==The mission==
With the newly successful wunderkind Federal Express bragging about profits, the crustacean mail-order catalog publication "All About Lobsters!" jumped on the express bandwagon and upgraded their services to be an all inclusive "sea to seat" service. The company was created by:
* Exchanging the primary focus of the business from catalogers to deliverers.
* Buying out several failing satellite-service airlines.
* Packing seafood in dry ice instead of newspaper and twine.
* Sewing logos over the left pocket of their cool "Members Only" jackets.
The facts above intuitively account for the pressing change from the original "sucky" AAL name of the company to Mail Order Lobster (MOL).
==Launch and deployment==
Although the launch of the company appeared to go well, it accelerated a little slower than predicted as though something were perhaps missing from the business plan. One MOL official did notice that the corporation was, in addition to being under-staffed, significantly off course, but after talking to his wife he kept his mouth shut.
After a nine-year cruise around success the world economy collapsed and no one cared about fresh home seafood delivery anymore, preferring instead to heat their foreclosed homes in hopes of surviving until spring. (Many were unable to receive mortgage refinancing after numerous attempts.)
MOL scientists panicked only briefly on seeing their meal-ticket wink out of existence, before hastily devising a brand-new meal-ticket: An exhaustive, detailed, and expensive investigation to determine the cause of the loss of the market. They even started offering other services besides express shipping.
==Results of the investigation: Utter confusion and Epic Fail==
A mail-order catalog is a publication containing a list of general merchandise. Those who publish and operate mail-order catalogs are referred to as catalogers within the industry, who also buy or manufacture goods and then market those goods to prospective customers.
A deliverer is one who brings or transports to the proper place or recipient intended goods or services.
Environmentally friendly, MOL used packaging to ship goods that was traditionally constructed out of wood, but moved on to recycled plastic.
No one cares about any of that when they're broke.
In September 2010, FedEx acquired Mail Order Lobster, and re-branded it FedEx Homaridae.
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*Major Tom, American astronaunt and second man to land on the moon 
*John Major, communist and former Prime Minister of Great Britain 
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*Major League Bloodbath, the international bloodbath organization 
*Ken Griffey Jr. Presents Major League Baseball, an annual charity event hosted by Ken Griffey Jr. and LeBron James in Cleveland, Ohio. 
*an official rank of an Uncyclopedia Administrator. 
*Major Contributions of Those of African Descent to the Realms of Philosophy, Science, Literature, and the Liberal Arts