Maxon vs. Marcus/Soramimi

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Misheard dialogue from the film, Maxon vs. Marcus. This film has a lot of iconic misheard dialogue that most fans know about.
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==Characters==
Brian MaxonBilly Marcus
==Touhou characters?/Waifus?/Outside sources?==
A: Yes.
===Who?/What?===
* Yukiho Hagiwara.
* Remilia Scarlet.
* Mickey Mouse.
* Minowa Kosuke.
* Shōfukutei Tsurube.
* Yoshida Eisaku.
* Ieyasu Tokugawa.
* Haruhi Suzumiya.
* Mai-chan.
* Electric appliances.
* Sumo.
* Spiny lobster.
* A house.
* Everyday is hard.
* Live without giving up.
* Cucumber.
==Names taken from film?==
A: Yes.
===Who?===
* Sudo-san (須藤さん).
==Languages spoken?==
English:
: Brian Maxon
: Billy Marcus
==Billy Marcus vs. Brian Maxon (兄貴vs須藤さん)==
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon	What, you want some, huh?	箕輪さん？Minowa-san? 	Minowa-san?
: Refers to Minowa Kosuke. Japanese editor, soccer player businessman.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Billy Marcus	Ah, you don't want none a this. 	あぁ家はないんですねAa ie wa nai ndesu ne 	Oh, there's no house.
Brian Maxon 	Huh? You want some? 	Are you わっさん？Are you wassan? 	Are you Was-san?
Brian Maxon 	Yeah, you're in my fucking temple now, huh? 	Areyou、松もっちゃんでっか？Areyou, matsu motchan dekka? 	Are you, Matsumo-chan?
Billy Marcus	Are you fucking serious with that? 	良いとこ突きよる♂Yoi toko tsuki yoru♂ 	Good point♂.
Brian Maxon 	Huh? 	んだNda 	Huh?
Billy Marcus	Are you serious with that? 	良いサービスだぁ♂Yoi sābisuda a♂ 	Good service♂.
Brian Maxon 	Fucking crave serious, when you'll see how serious I am, man!	ゲイ♂サービス超するからな？Gei♂sābisu chō surukara na? 	Because gay♂services are overkill?
Billy Marcus	Dude. 	いいよ♡Ī yo 	Okay♡.
Billy Marcus	You don't want none a this. 	ホモなんですHomona ndesu 	I'm a homosexual.
Brian Maxon 	Huh? I want it, I want it. 	あん？ホモなん？An? Homona n? 	What? Homosexual?
Billy Marcus	You want none a this. 	あとでイこう俺っ♪Ato de i kō ore♪ 	I'll do it with you, later♪.
Brian Maxon 	I'll take all'a that! 	あっつい顔やでAttsui kaoya de 	With a warm face.
Billy Marcus	Oh, you think so? 	ハルヒHaruhi 	Haruhi.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon	I'll take your damn skill set, son!	電気製品Denki seihin一日どう？セックストン！Tsuitachi dō? Sekkusuton! 	Electric appliances.How about a day? Sexton!
: Refers to the director of this film, Ron Sexton. He is best known for being the founding director and producer of such Can-Am Productions films such as Workout: Muscle Fantasies 3, Lords of the Lockerroom, and House of Detention.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon 	You got some moves? 	安モン？Yasumon? 	Yasumon?
Billy Marcus	I know your moves. 	最近どうした？Saikin dō shita? 	What happened recently?
Billy Marcus	What? You think you strong or somethin'?	乳首つまむぞChikubi tsumamu zo 	Nipple pinch.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon	Hmm? You think you'res?	あん？ミッキー♂マウスだAn? Mikkī♂Mausuda挿ってきよるさ♂Sō tte ki yoru-sa ♂ 	What? Mickey♂Mouse?You can insert it right now♂.
: Mickey Mouse is a cartoon character and the mascot of The Walt Disney Company.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Billy Marcus	No way! 	重い・・Omoi.. 	Heavy..
Brian Maxon 	Big boy! I like that!	ビッグ♂ボーイなん食べたいBiggu♂Bōi nan tabetaiリコーダーなんですRikōdāna ndesu 	I want to eat a Big♂Boy.I'm a recorder.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon	I'mma chop you down slow, son.	ちゃんとやれ須藤さんChanto yare Sudō-san 	Do it properly, Sudo-san.
: Refers to Sudo-san or Brian Maxon. This is the origin of Sudo-san for Brian Maxon. Known for his fantastic soramimi, being the latest main Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling character, and having a large physique that rivals Billy Herrington's.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon 	Doesn't look like it, does it? 	でもおっぱいデカいしDemo oppai deka ishi 	But the breasts are big.
Brian Maxon 	Well, I need something big to move around a little bit.	最近そこのビックホームグラウンドでSaikin soko no bikku hōmu guraundo deチンポ洗ってんなｗｗｗｗChinpo aratten na wwww 	Recently at the big homosexual ground there.I don't wash my cock.
Billy Marcus	No way! 	なぁお前ｗｗｗNā omae www 	What are you?
Billy Marcus	I like a challenge. 	Ｉ　like 茶うんちI like cha unchi 	I like tea poop.
Brian Maxon 	Yeah, you do? 	ワイと生きるWai to ikiru 	Live with me.
Brian Maxon 	Sounds like you're from the east coast, son. 	佐々木♂ホーリー♂須藤さんSasaki♂Hōrī♂Sudō-san 	Sasaki♂Holy♂Sudo-san.
Billy Marcus	Did you think that we're just working up, huh? 	上脱いでおこうなUe nuide okou na 	Let's take these off.
Billy Marcus	You wanna see what's underneath here? 	そろそろ脱いでSorosoro nuide 	Take off, now.
Brian Maxon 	Oh yeah? 	俺？Ore? 	Me?
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Billy Marcus	Let's see what you got! 	空気が臭いKūki ga kusai 	The air smells.
Brian Maxon 	Oh look at this. I gotta chase you now? 	おう、６時ですŌ, 6-jidesuなぁ紳士なん？意外と紳士？Nā shinshina n? Igaito shinshi? 	Oh, it's 6 o'clock.What a gentlemen? Surprisingly gentleman?
Billy Marcus	Are you serious? 	尻♂AssShiri♂Ass 	Ass♂Ass.
Billy Marcus	You don't have to chase nothing! 	いやぁ血繋がっとる…Iya a chi tsunagattoru…TNTN狩りTNTN kari 	Blood is still connected...Penis hunting.
Brian Maxon 	Alright, we're gonna get dirty! Are you east coast? Is this what, is this this accent from there?	イギリスのデスクワーク？実質触っちゃダメよ？Igirisu no desukuwāku? Jisshitsu sawatcha dame yo? 	British deskwork? Don't you really touch it?
Billy Marcus	Absolutely! 	鼻くそムービーHanakuso mūbī 	Boob movie.
Brian Maxon 	Now you're in the west coast! 	なるようになるツヨシNaru yō ni naru Tsuyoshi 	Tsuyoshi will become.
Brian Maxon 	Huh? 	はぁ？Ha a? 	What?
Billy Marcus	You don't want none a this! 	家はないんですか？Ie wa nai ndesu ka? 	Do you have a home?
Brian Maxon 	Yeah? 	えっ…E… 	Eh...
Billy Marcus	You don't want none a this! 	家はないんですか…Ie wa nai ndesu ka… 	Do you have a home...
Billy Marcus	This is Hollywood! This is Hollywood! 	実質あるよ！実質あるよ！Jisshitsu aru yo! Jisshitsu aru yo! 	There is actually! There is actually!
Billy Marcus	This is the land of flake and... 	その辺の公園に！Sono hen no kōen ni!水辺の公園の・・・Mizube no kōen no... 	In the park around there!In a waterfront park...
Brian Maxon 	Oh, the flakes? 	My place!! 	My place!
Brian Maxon 	Yeah, that's why you're here! 	いやぁ！ワイの家やろ！Iya a! Wai no ieyaro! 	No! My house!
Brian Maxon 	Why are you here, son? 	ワイの家さぁ！Wai no ie sa a! 	My house!
Billy Marcus	Taking care of you, my friend. 	久しぶりに巻きたいねHisashiburi ni makitai ne 	I want to roll it after a long time.
Billy Marcus	Take care of your special delivery! 	定休日スペースシャトルTeikyūbi supēsu shatoru 	Regular holiday space shuttle!
Billy Marcus	Absolutely! 	ああそうかい…Ā sō kai… 	Oh yeah...
Billy Marcus	This is exactly what you can do! 	紳士じゃないShinshi janai 	Not a gentleman.
Billy Marcus	OROUGH! 	うU 	OROUGH!
Brian Maxon 	DOOOROGH! 	どん！Don! 	Don!
Brian Maxon 	Yeah, spread 'em. Knee deep! 	植え付け♂を行うべき？Uetsuke♂o okonaubeki? 	Should I plant it♂?
Billy Marcus	Huh? You're spinning now, huh? 	あぁん？ビリビリチャーハン！？Aan? Biribiri chāhan!?おい福神チャーハン？Oi Fukujin chāhan? 	Huh? Bilibili fried rice!?Hey, Fukujin fried rice?
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase	Translation
Billy Marcus	Huh? Knee deep!	PA☆N☆PU☆KI☆N 	PA☆N☆PU☆KI☆N!
: This gag was directly taught in person by Kanpei Hazama.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Billy Marcus	Huh? You like that? 	あぁん?卑猥か?Aan? Hiwai ka?終わりか？Owari ka? 	Huh? Is it obscene?Is it over?
Brian Maxon 	Right back at ya, son! 	俺結構ケツくさい？Ore kekkō ketsu kusai?別嬪ね、畜生Beppin ne, chikushō 	I'm pretty tired?Another beast, damn!
Brian Maxon 	JEEEEEE! 	ヒイィHii~i 	JEEEEEE!
Brian Maxon 	Time for the east coast to go down!	ティンポを突っ込んでヤる♂Tinpo o tsukkonde yaru♂ 	Thrust the penis and do it♂!
Billy Marcus	Huh? You like that? 	おい卑猥か！？Oi hiwai ka!? 	Hey obscene!?
Billy Marcus	Huh? You like that? 	あん？卑猥か！？An? Hiwai ka!? 	Huh? Obscene!?
Billy Marcus	Huh? You wimp? 	歩くんAyumu-kun 	Ayumu-kun.
Brian Maxon 	YEEEEEEW! 	ヒィィHyi i 	YEEEEEEW!
Character 	Original line	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon*	Yeah! Yeah! 	ねるねる♂Neru neru ♂ 	Sleep sleep♂.
: *Due to an editing error in the film, Brian Maxon repeats his line "Yeah!"
Character 	Original line	Misheard phrase	Translation
Brian Maxon	Yeah! 	ね～る♂Ne～ru♂ 	Slee~py♂.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon	I'mma chop you down, son!	笑福亭鶴瓶Shōfukutei Tsurube 	Shōfukutei Tsurube!
: Shōfukutei Tsurube II is an actor and rakugo comedian from Japan.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Billy Marcus	Yeah, you like it, huh? Huh? 	生意気やな？あぁん！？Namaikiya na? Aan!? 	Cheeky? Huh!?
Billy Marcus	Yeah, Hollywood fan! C'mon! C'mon! 	歪み不明？構わん！構わん！Yugami fumei? Kamawan! Kamawan! 	Unknown distortion? It's fine! It's fine!
Billy Marcus	C'mon, you don't want none a this. 	わけがわからないでしゅ...Wake ga wakaran aideshi yu... 	I don't understand why...
Billy Marcus	Huh? What were you saying about east coast? 	あん？ポイ捨てラリーコース？An? Poisute rarīkōsu? 	What? Littering rally course?
Billy Marcus	Huh? You like the view? 	あん？ワイと生きる？An? Wai to ikiru? 	What? Will you live with me?
Brian Maxon 	Shit! 	死ねっ………///Shine………/// 	Die......... (blushes)
Brian Maxon 	Fuck the view! 	バイキルトBaiki ruto 	Biquilt.
Brian Maxon 	You're gettin' the wire! 	ゆきぽ萌えYukipo moe 	Yukipo moe!
Billy Marcus	Huh? You like to get your enemies down, huh?	あぁん?バイキルトなんていつ使ったん?Aan?Baikiruto nante itsu tsukatta n? 	Huh? Did you ever use a biquilt?
Billy Marcus	Like it? 	わりぃ！Wari i! 	Wow!
Billy Marcus	Huh? You like it? 	あぁん？バイキルト？Aan? Baikiruto? 	What? Biquilt?
Billy Marcus	It's all over now. 	そうなんだな…Sōna nda na… 	That's right...
Brian Maxon 	CHUOOOH! 	プー！Pū! 	Pooh!
Brian Maxon 	RRRRRROOUUUGG! 	無音ぉぉぉぉぉぉぃぉん！Muon o o o o o o i on! 	RRRRRROOUUUGG!
Brian Maxon 	That cheap, son? 	蜂の巣ぅ！？Hachinosu u!? 	Beehive!?
Brian Maxon 	What you gonna do now, huh? 	乳首好きやのう!Chikubi-sukiya nō! 	I like nipples!
Brian Maxon 	Send you back to Staten Island! 	TNTN♂大好きやねぇ！TNTN♂daisukiya nē! 	I love♂penis!
Brian Maxon 	You're playing with dogs! 	お好みはどぉーっち！？O konomi wa dooーtchi!? 	Which is your favorite!?
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon	That'll smash a car!	吉田栄作かぁ！？Yoshida Eisaku kā!? 	Yoshida Eisaku!?
: Yoshida Eisaku is a Japanese actor and singer who is represented by Watanabe Entertainment.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon	Not in this turf, son!	毎日が辛い・・・Mainichi ga tsurai... 	Every day is hard...
: Brian Maxon's most popular soramimi.
Character 	Original line	Misheard phrase	Translation
Brian Maxon	POOOUH! 	プー！Pū! 	Pooh!
Brian Maxon	CHUHOUH! 	チン！Chin! 	Wiener!
Brian Maxon	Yeah! 	言えーIeー 	Say it!
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon	You give, son?	家康っ！？Ieyasu!? 	Say it!
: Tokugawa Ieyasu was the founder and first shōgun of the Tokugawa shogunate of Japan, which effectively ruled Japan from the Battle of Sekigahara in 1600 until the Meiji Restoration in 1868.
: Joked as the fourth bout being based on Nobunga Oda vs. Tokugawa Ieyasu.
Character 	Original line	Misheard phrase	Translation
Billy Marcus	Fuck you! 	Fuck♂You 	Fuck♂You!
Brian Maxon 	You give up? 	黙れDamare 	Shut up!
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon	Yeah, you do! Get off of me!	諦めずに生きろ！Akiramezu ni ikiro! 	Live without giving up!
: Popular soramimi by Brian Maxon. Despite his cruel nature and appearance, he has positive phrases such as this.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Billy Marcus	I'm gonna fucking kill you!	ファッキンきゅうり・・・Fakkin kyūri 	Fucking cucumber!
Billy Marcus	What a skinny dick! 	伊勢海老Ise ebi 	Spiny lobster.
Brian Maxon 	Stay down there, son! 	好きなんでした・・・Sukina ndeshita... 	I liked it...
Brian Maxon*	This is my terr- 	まいちゃんMai-chan 	Mai-chan.
: *Original line was cut off in the video uploaded to Nico Nico Douga. The line was "This is my territory!"
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Brian Maxon 	You want some more? 	お相撲？O sumou? 	Sumo?
Brian Maxon 	And I just took care of my boys and you want more? 	大好きやねお相撲も！Daisukiya ne o sumou mo!悲し過ぎるねんもう・・・Kanashi sugiru nen mō... 	I also love sumo wrestling!You're too sad...
Brian Maxon 	You want some more? 	お相撲？O sumou? 	Sumo?
Billy Marcus 	You're gonna go east coast style! 	なかなか大きい須藤さんNakanaka ōkī Sudō-san 	Very large Sudo-san.
Billy Marcus 	Go down and dirty! That's right, brah! 	インター♂ネットよりずごい・・・Intā♂netto yorizu-goi... 	Greater than the inter♂net...
Billy Marcus 	Geography! 	いやもういいIya mō ī 	No more!
Billy Marcus 	Geography, baby! You go for a camp ride! 	ヤバくて♂色っぽい♂桧山♂ライトYaba kute♂Iroppoi♂Hiyama♂Raito 	Dangerous♂Sexy♂Hiyama♂Light!
Billy Marcus 	That's right, baby! 	辛いベイビーTsurai beibī 	Spicy baby!
Billy Marcus 	That's right, bro! 	男子♋️配合Otoko♋️hai go 	Men's♋️Combination.
Billy Marcus 	Well, you know about the west coast, don't ya? 	そういうお前って♀♂どっち？Sōiu omae tte♀♂dotchi? 	What kind of person♀♂ are you?
Billy Marcus 	All we got is the avalanche, the earthquake! 	チンポコ式♂アドベンチャーChinpoko-shiki♂Adobenchā歪み♂ブレイクYugami♂Bureiku 	Penis Poko Style♂Adventure!Distortion♂Break!
Brian Maxon 	Then why the hell are you here? 	ファイヤー♂フェアリー♂リフト！Faiyā♂Fearī♂Rifuto! 	Fire♂Fairy♂Lift!
Billy Marcus & Brian Maxon	Ah! I'm out of money! (Billy Marcus) West coast sucks way more! (Brian Maxon)	皆さん！お久しブリー...Minasan! O hisashi burī...みなさんお久しブリーフ・・・Minasan o hisashi burīfu... 	Everyone! Long time no see...Everyone, long time briefs...
Billy Marcus 	Yeah? 	いいえ！Īe! 	No!
Billy Marcus 	Fucking shit, huh? Get up, punk! 	勃起してんな？違うの？Bokki shi ten na? Chigau no? 	Have you got an erection? Is it wrong?
Brian Maxon & Billy Marcus	AUGH! (Brian Maxon) That's right, bro! (Billy Marcus) 	あん、辛いの？An, tsurai no? 	Oh, is it hard?
Billy Marcus 	Get up, man? 	起きられんの？Oki raren no? 	Can't you get up?
Billy Marcus 	Get up, man? 	起きられへん？Oki rare hen? 	Can't you get up?
Billy Marcus 	Get up, you can do better than that! 	じゃあ9時に弁当だね♂Jā 9-ji ni bentōda ne♂ 	Then it's lunch at 9 o'clock♂.
Billy Marcus 	C'mon! 	構わん！Kamawan! 	It's fine!
Billy Marcus 	I'm not finished with you, yet! 	クリームシチュー池d...Kurīmushichū-chi d... 	Creamstew Pond...
Brian Maxon 	Like that butt! 	ありがとうArigatō 	Thank you!
Billy Marcus 	Yeah? 	いいえ！Īe! 	No!
Brian Maxon 	Now you're feeling something, don't ya? 	眉毛がさっぱりしてるね...Mayuge ga sappari shi teru ne... 	Your eyebrows are refreshing...
Brian Maxon 	This is my turf now, son! 	まいちゃんテラしゅごい・・・Mai-chan tera shi ~yugoi... 	Mai-chan is pretty nice...
Billy Marcus 	Ahh! 	毛！Ke! 	Hair!
Brian Maxon 	Yeah! 	言え！Ie! 	Say!
Brian Maxon 	Well, hasta la vista! You feel me? 	ワイのパンツに何した！Wai no pantsu ni nani shita! 	What did you do to my pants!
Billy Marcus 	Ussee! 	うっせぇ！Ussee! 	Wow!
Brian Maxon 	It's west coast time! 	何してんすかホンマに！？Nani shite n su ka honmani!? 	What are you doing!?
Billy Marcus 	Like that? 	終わりか？Owari ka? 	Is it over?
Billy Marcus 	Huh, son? 	お客さん！？Ogyakusan!? 	Customer!?
Billy Marcus 	You like that? 	卑猥か！？Hiwai ka!? 	Obscene!?
Billy Marcus 	Now how do you like that? 	わらび餅Warabi mochi 	Warabimochi.
Billy Marcus 	Huh? How do you like it? 	はい、終わりHai, owari弱い子…♂Yowai ko…♂ 	Yes, end.Weak child...♂
Billy Marcus 	You like that? 	卑猥か？Hiwai ka? 	Is it obscene?
Brian Maxon 	That's right! 	だらしねぇDarashi nee 	Sloppy.
Brian Maxon 	That's right, bitch! 	だらしねぇDarashi neeH♂やな？H♂ya na?Assへの光Ass e no hikari 	Sloppy.H♂?Light to Ass!
Brian Maxon 	Right back to work just as... at moments ago! 	Hめ入ってごらん❤︎H-me haitte goran❤あっ、もうちょっと♥A, mō chotto♥ 	Look at H❤︎.Oh, a little more❤!
Brian Maxon 	That's right! 	Hめ！H-me! 	H-me!
Brian Maxon 	Welcome to Los Angeles, partna! 	ろくでなし！Rokudenashi! 	Bastard!
Brian Maxon 	Maybe you like it more than me! 	息が、できん！Iki ga, de kin! 	I can't breathe!
Brian Maxon 	These are coming off, now! 	この野郎！Kono yarō! 	This bastard!
Brian Maxon 	Right back, at ya! 	咥えると、エッチ♂Kuwaeru to, etchi♂ 	When you hold it♂!
Billy Marcus 	You know nothin' to get weird with me! 	ノンケっていう身？Nonke tte iu mi?童貞捨てる罪！？Dōtei suteru tsumi!? 	A straight body?The sin of throwing away the virgin!?
Brian Maxon 	UUUUUUGH! 	うー☆Ū ☆ 	Uu-☆