nyuuzyou/wikis huggingface dataset:
3393: Everything's a Hard Time

==Explanation==
This comic has two mash-ups. The one from 2002-01-01, and the one from 2015-05-13.
Together, they make this. Here, Garfield is telling everybody to do their best. He walks outside and sees a purple dog checking his watch, and he notices that he's late. Garfield looks at the reader saying that everything today is "Rush, Rush, Rush".
==The author writes:==
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Garfield {to the reader}: Everyone should do their best
{Cut to Garfield outside noticing the purple dog}
Purple dog {checking watch and noticing he's late}: Bark!
{Garfield looks at the reader again}
Garfield: Everything today is "Rush, Rush, Rush"
Category:StickXZ100
3394: Not Shown: Chest of Drawers

==Explanation==
In the original strip, Garfield was shown lying in his bed on an aqua table.
Here, the author put this note here saying, "Not shown: Jon moving Garfield and his bed to the top of the chest of drawers for some reason", since the surface his bed was on in the last panel is not the same as in the first two, but it is the same as the surface where the telephone's base is resting.
==Transcript==
{Garfield is in bed. His bed is sitting on a light aqua surface}
Garfield: Jon's starting to worry me
Garfield: He's so desperate for companionship he'll talk to anybody...
CAPTION: Not shown: Jon moving Garfield and his bed to the top of the chest of drawers for some reason
{Garfield and his bed are now on a brown wood chest of drawers, while Jon is now at the light aqua surface, revealed to be a table. There's a phone resting on it, with Jon talking into it}
Garfield: ...even answering machines
Jon: My, you have a lovely beep
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
Category:Nyperold
3395: Garf Note

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, the spider was talking to Garfield about Uncle Leon, who was healthy his whole life. Then one day, there was a BOOM, that Leon went just like that. Garfield asks the spider if it was a heart attack, but the spider replies that it was a Hong Kong phone book.
Here, the title is a reference to Death Note, the question mark from Garfield's thought bubble on "heart attack" has been replaced by an exclamation point. Garfield was shocked about the spider's news here.
The spider exclaims it was Kira.
==The author writes:==
This strip's "heart attack" line really made me think of what would happen if someone were to only write down their intended victim's name in a Death Note.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Spider: My uncle Leon was healthy his whole life...
Spider: Then one day... BAM! He went just like that!
Garfield {shocked by the spider's news}: Heart attack!
Spider: KIRA!
Category:Redgreen
3396: Wham! Bam! Thank You! Ma'am!

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Jon asks about the droopy demeanor that Garfield has today, then Garfield punches Jon's head. Now Jon is grabbing his head in pain, while Garfield walks away, still droopy.
Here, the second panel was replaced with an edit from Adam West's Batman show.
==The author writes:==
A simple edit for a simple joke, what else can I say? You just gotta love the Adam West Batman show... 
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is walking past Jon, grumpy}
Jon: Why the droopy demeanor today, Garfield?
SFX: KONK!
{Jon is grabbing his head in pain, Garfield is still grumpy} 
Garfield: Never say "droop" to a fat person
Category:Crazy56U
3397: Muppetfield (or Can You Tell Me How to Get to Sedentary Street?)

==Explanation==
This comic is another reference to Sesame Street. To break the references down:
*Sesame Street is well known for featuring Muppet characters; thus, Arlene and Odie are represented by hand puppets (taken from the title panel of another strip).
*Most puppet-related media in general will often use such devices as a wall, a stage, or the like to mask the puppeteers, as alluded to by the author's notes. In particular, many Muppet-centric segments, particularly those with Kermit the Frog, take place behind or on a distinct brick wall.
*The "or" of the title is a reference to "Can You Tell Me How to Get to Sesame Street?", the show's enduring theme song. 
*Finally, the transcript makes reference to Sesame Street's often elaborate insert segments.
==The author writes:==
I figured that since the characters in Garfield are behind tables, counters, and fences half the time, it makes logical sense that they may as well be puppets. I actually had this idea for a while, but was busy with other things... well, not really... 
Original strip: . The puppets are taken from .
==Transcript==
Arlene hand puppet {sitting behind a fence}: Sigh
{Odie hand puppet enters from stage left, coming to a rest next to Arlene}
Arlene hand puppet: I take it Garfield isn't coming
Odie hand puppet {reading from a sheet of paper}: "Meow" 
{Cuts away to a vexingly strange segment featuring Jon Arbuckle and some mice singing about the letter S, thankfully not shown}
Category:Muchacho1994
Category:Television references
Category:Titles permuting "Garfield"
3398: Garfield With Snark Reenabled

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Garfield walked into a Health Food Store, craving for food. Then he walks out, and searches for food everywhere.
In 2811, one author got rid of it and put up a title called "insert name or logo of restaurant or grocery store here", which was a Take That! bait.
In 2973, another author put the INTEL logo on the store.
And in this strip, the author felt the need to re-add snark to it. The author doesn't want to be met with disagreement when he says that Intel graphics chips are not that useful for gamers or cryptocurrency miners, the two main users of GPUs at time of writing.
It was added while the other was stuck waiting in the metaqueue: given recent computer security headlines, he felt the need to add even more snark to the original strip.
==The author writes:==
After seeing SRoMG #2973, I felt the need to re-add snark to the original strip. I hope I'm not going to be met with much disagreement when I say that Intel® Graphics chips are not that useful for gamers or cryptocurrency miners, the two main users of GPUs at time of writing. 
Addendum, added while this was stuck waiting in the metaqueue: Given some recent computer security headlines, I felt the need to add even more snark to the original.
Garfield: CPUS! I NEED A SECURE CPU! {Garfield enters a store bearing the INTEL logo} Garfield: CPUS! I NEED A SECURE CPU! 
Original strip: 
==Transcript==
Garfield: GRAPHICS! I NEED A GRAPHICS CARD!
{Garfield enters a store bearing the INTEL logo}
Garfield: GRAPHICS! I NEED A GRAPHICS CARD!
Category:Lubaf
3399: Revenge

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Garfield was nailed into bed because he put the lizard in Jon's shoe.
Here, he was nailed into bed because he glued a blender to Jon's face, which was a running gag from many SRoMG blender strips.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon is hammering nails around Garfield's bed}
SFX: Tap! Tap!
Garfield: Yawn
Garfield: You go out and play, Pooky
Garfield: What the...?
{Pooky quickly rises upwards}
SFX: Zip!
Garfield: Hey, wait a minute! I'm nailed into bed!
{Garfield also rises upwards} 
Garfield: Wha?!!
{The perspective changes so that we see Garfield's bed was nailed to the ceiling}
Garfield: I suppose this was for gluing a blender to your face? 
Blender-faced Jon: Now we're even
Category:Celery
Category:Blender
339: Déjà vu all over again

==Explanation==
Déjà vu is something one thinks he might have seen or experienced before, as opposed to being certain of it. The one experiencing it may or may not actually have seen or experienced it before.
The original strip had the third panel as a redrawing of the first (plus Jim's signature). This edit simply has the first two panels five times. This makes the strip 1975 pixels wide, not much under his paint program's limit. While he could have extended the gag by making a second row and possibly beyond, he felt that might hurt the humor through too much repetition.
==The author writes:==
Simple enough gag, I know. I suppose I could've extended it even more, but 1.) I didn't want to risk an overly long gag and 2.) my paint program only goes up to 2000 pixels. 
Original strip: 
==Transcript==
Jon: That's odd.
Jon: Ever have déjà vu?
Garfield: No.
Jon: That's odd.
Jon: Ever have déjà vu?
Garfield: No.
Jon: That's odd.
Jon: Ever have déjà vu?
Garfield: No.
Jon: That's odd.
Jon: Ever have déjà vu?
Garfield: No.
Jon: That's odd.
Jon: Ever have déjà vu?
Garfield: No.
Category:Anonymous Contributor
33: Garfield's D-Leif Rag

==Explanation==
Simply, the author replaced all of the dialogue with palindromes from "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Bob, from the album Poodle Hat.
A palindrome is a sequence of characters that are the same whether you read them backward or forward. For the purposes of sentences, this often, by necessity, ignores capitalization, punctuation, and word dividers.
Also, as lasagna is Garfield's Trademark Favorite Food, a line indicating that Garfield "pigs out" on lasagna is quite apt for him to say.
"Rag" or "ragtime" is a genre of music from the late 19th and early 20th century; it is mainly mentioned to make the strip title a palindrome.
==The author writes:==
All I'll say is that A: I got all the palindromes from "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Bob, and B: that last line is perfect for Garfield.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: A dog, a panic in a pagoda.
Jon: Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Garfield: Senile felines.
Garfield: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
Category:Colin Foster
Category:Music references
3400: Garfield Sketched But It's Sketched By a Different Artist

==Explanation==
The author made the original comic with FireAlpaca. It is free and it's better with Paint.
The original comic is not sponsored by FireAlpaca.
There's also 2990: Garfield Sketched and all the other Garfield sketches that another author made.
==Transcript==
Jon: I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. You may have whatever you can sip through a straw
{Garfield eats an entire chicken with a straw}
SFX: SUCK!
Jon: Back to the drawing board
==The author writes:==
This was made with FireAlpaca It's free and better than Paint! 
This is not sponsored by FireAlpaca. 
Original strip: .
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield: 2017-07-26.
Category:DonutKing
3401: Garfielf of the day

==Explanation==
In the original strip, Garfield watched TV and surfed through channels, each one showing a food-related title. Garfield got hungrier after each title, to the point of eating the TV. 
Here, the strip is edited to reference the infamous Garfielf video; the title panel is changed to such, the n is removed from lasagna (lasaga), and the final panel's dialogue is changed to reference a line in the Garfielf video: "I ate those food".
==The author writes:==
might not see the all the difference at first... 
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Title box: GARFIELF 
{Garfield is watching tv}
TV: AND NOW "ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT CALZONE" 
{Garfield changes the channel}
TV: "CREATURE FROM THE MARINARA LAGOON"
{Garfield changes the channel} 
TV: "RAIDERS OF THE LOST CANNOLI" 
{Garfield ch.... u ok garfield?} 
TV: "BRING ME THE HEAD OF FETTUCINE ALFREDO"
{Garfield! you're scaring me!}
TV: ..."ONE FLEW OVER THE LASAGA'S NEST" 
{Garfield went so creepy the author went hiding} 
Jon: Where did the tv go? 
Garfield: i ate those food
Category:monterrang
Category:Internet references
3402: 语言学与丽兹：中文

==Explanation==
In both strips, Liz is speaking Chinese and Faux Chinese that Jon will never understand.
The author was the first one who used the original author's template. There was also Liz speaking in Faux Chinese in this template.
==Transcript==
Liz: Jon? 
Jon: Yes?
Liz: 你是一个萝卜。
Jon: I'll never understand Chinese 
Garfield: I think she just called you a radish
==The author writes:==
I'm glad to be the first one who use this meme (if we don't count Redgreen). 
And here's the 斤闩凵乂　匚升工门巨丂巨 version: 
Original strip: .
Category:Reisen U. Inaba
Category:Linguistics with Liz
3403: Linguistics with Liz: arabic.

==Explanation==
In this strip, Liz is speaking Arabic that Jon doesn't understand. This is also the next Linguistics With Liz template that was made by the original author himself on strip 3269.
The author said that strip 3269 is an good idea in his opinion, but when he says this, he used "meme material" instead of "idea" because of his poor vocabulary, or poor translation APP.
So the editor's note says that it sounds unlikely because he can't understand what "meme material" is.
==Transcript==
Liz: Jon?
Jon: Yes?
Liz: أنت فجل
Jon: I will NEVER understand arabic.
Garfield: I think she just called you a radish
==The author writes:==
Strip 3269 is perfect meme material in my opinion. [I dunno, sounds unlikely to me. - Ed]
Original strip: .
Category:spooper
Category:Linguistics with Liz
3404: Linguistics with Liz: Al Bhed

==Explanation==
In this strip, Liz speaks some Al Bhed from Final Fantasy which Jon never understands. 
This is another Linguistics With Liz template comic that was made by the original author on strip 3269.
==Transcript==
Liz: Jon?
Jon: Yes?
Liz {speaking in Al Bhed}: Saad sa yd 7 u'lmulg. Fa femm pa ryjehk y tyda.
Jon: I will never understand Al Bhed
Garfield: I think she just called you a radish
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
Category:nadiya2000
Category:Linguistics with Liz
3405: Linguistics with Liz: English

==Explanation==
In this strip, Liz speaks some English that Jon will never understand at all. American people speak English. This is yet another Linguistics with Liz template comic made by the original author here.
==Transcript==
Liz: Jon?
Jon: Yes?
Liz: You're a radish. 
{Liz leaves}
Jon: I will never understand English
Garfield: I think she just called you a radish
==The author writes:==
Thanks to Redgreen for the template. Thanks to my dad-joke genes for the strip.
Original strip: .
Category:Jason Tank
Category: Linguistics with Liz
3406: Drilfield

==Explanation==
On January 26th, 2017. a Twitter account named wint a.k.a @dril named Odie "the dog from Garfield" and he get reported for that. This strip changes Garfield's dialogue to be based on that tweet.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: I lent the dog from Garfield a book
{Garfield walks in on the dog from Garfield chewing the book with salivating fervour} 
Garfield: I gave the dog from Garfield a book
Category:Manyhills
Category:Drilfield strips
3408: Pretty-Darn-Terrifying Garfield

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Garfield told the readers to stay tuned for more him, so he sinks down, and tells the readers that there is slightly less him inside.
Here, Garfield said what the woman (next to Jon, sitting on a bench, reading a book) was saying in the original strip from . 
==The author writes:==
The second this entered my head, I knew it had to be made. I don't know if Garfield would be a sociopath, or a psychopath, or what, so rather than be one of those people who misdiagnoses mental illnesses, I just thought I'd go for the more apt description: the fact that he is, indeed, pretty darn terrifying in this strip. 
==Transcript==
Garfield: Stay tuned for more me!
{Garfield lowers his body, still smiling}
Garfield {still smiling}: I'm going to pull your ears over your head and tie them into a knot. Then I'm going to stretch your upper lip over your chin. And then I'm going to pull your right shoe off and stuff it up your left nostril
Original strips: , .
Category:Camwoodstock & Tori
3409: Election Season

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Garfield, on a windowsill, watches the family enter the house, and the lawn features a sign called "I Love My Dogs".
Here, the lawn has now featured a sign called "Vote AL SWINDLER for President".
Al Swindler is a recurring character from Garfield & Friends. "Conveniently" appearing in multiple professions, Swindler is often available to get Jon (and presumably other characters) to pay more for his good or service than it's actually worth... which isn't hard when the good or service is worthless.
Seeing him not only run for president, but garner support, would be concerning.
==Transcript==
{Messy two-panels-wide Garfield title banner}
{Garfield is sitting on a windowsill, staring at the house across the street}
{Same, but the house’s lawn now features a FOR SALE sign}
{Same, but the sign now says SOLD!}
{Same, but there’s now a truck labeled MOVING outside the house}
{Same, but the truck and sign are gone and a family is entering the house}
{Same, but the lawn now features a political campaign sign}
Sign: Vote AL SWINDLER for President 
Jon {entering}: What do you think of our new neighbors, Garfield?
Garfield: It’s not looking good...
==The author writes:==
Al Swindler was a recurring character in the Garfield & Friends cartoon; his name, and the fact that in one appearance he ran a car dealership called Swindler Motors, should make it easy to guess what his character was like. 
Original strip: .
Category:SonicLover
340: Blindsided

==Explanation==
This strip condenses into 12 selected panels an arc taken over 6 days in which Garfield became stuck in a window blind.
The title is a pun on "blindsided", meaning "caught by surprise by an unforeseen, often unpleasant, eventuality".
==The author writes:==
This is a shorter version of an earlier "trapped Blind" strip before it was taken to its logical extremes years later.
Original strips: , , , , , .
==Transcript==
[SFX]: bat {Garfield bats a window blind}
[SFX]: fwip, fwip, fwip {the blind rolls up with Garfield caught in it}
Garfield: So I'm stuck in a window blind, big deal.
Garfield: The pain and humiliation I can handle.
{Garfield struggles to get out, but fails}
Garfield: I'd cry out for help.
Garfield: But I couldn't handle that.
Jon: I'm going to get you out, Garfield.
Jon: But I'd like to do it without hurting the window blind.
Jon: Voilà! One cat out of the blind.
Jon: There's no need to thank me, Garfield.
Category:DanielBT
3410: Jon-Pool Karaoke

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Jon was singing about going to his family's farm for Christmas. Garfield and Odie couldn't stand Jon's bad singing, so they had to hitchhike.
Here, Jon is singing "I Wrote This" (or "Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star") from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Sing a Song of Patrick". The episode is about SpongeBob's friend Patrick writing a song and submitting it to a record company to be professionally recorded. The song is so bad that the band recording it dies shortly after doing so, and when SpongeBob and Patrick put the record on a radio signal antenna so that more people can hear it, everyone else in Bikini Bottom forms an angry mob to protest it. Suffice it to say, Garfield and Odie (and this strip's author, if the commentary is any indication) share the sentiment of the irritated Bikini Bottomites.
==The author writes:==
Question: What do you get when you combine a segment from The Late, Late Show, a dork who is ATROCIOUS at singing, and one of the most VOMIT-INDUCING SONGS EVER MADE*? Well, it's either a mess or one of the weirdest things I ever came up with. What do you think? 
And if this gets enough good reviews... maybe I can make it a thing with other songs that are bad (well, parts of them anyway...) 
*[Ed: Views expressed are author's own and do not necessarily represent those of Square Root of Minus Garfield.]
Original strip: .
Original song: "I Wrote This" by Patrick Star.
==Transcript==
Jon {preparing to sing}: OHHHHHHH...
Garfield: No!
{This panel and following panels show John singing WAY off-key while Garfield & Odie try their darndest to ignore it} 
Jon {singing... badly}: Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star!
Jon {singing... badly}: I made myself a sandwich!
Jon {singing... badly}: My mommy named it Fred. It tastes like beans and bacon, and smells like it's been dead! Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil, pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point! P.U., what's that horrible smell?! Drum solo! 
Jon {singing... badly}: I have a head, that ends in a point, pointy pointy pointy, pointy pointy point. This song is over, except for this line, you win this round, broccoli!
{up-close shot of Jon}
Jon: So, what do you boys want to sing next?
{This panel shows Garfield & Odie out of the car and attempting to hitchhike while Jon drives off}
Jon: Boys?
Category:J.D. Sadler
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Television references
3411: Musicianfield

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Garfield prepares to blow a tuna behind Jon in a boring day like this.
Here, Garfield kindly blows the tuba away from Jon after being asked to play a song by him. How nice of Garfield.
==Transcript==
{Jon looks melancholic}
Jon: Please play a song
{exit Garfield}
{reenter Garfield holding a horn of some sort. he respectfully points it away from Jon} 
{Garfield inhales a large breath to play the horn with}
==The author writes:==
how nice of Garfield 
Original strip: .
Category:Destructible Watermelon
3412: Salad

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Jon got scared by an evil spirit in his possessed piano. It was only Garfield.
Here, Jon tells the piano who wants a salad. Garfield appears out of the piano, saying "maybe".
==The author writes:==
second comic after a while, hope y'all like it :^) 
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
{Jon is walking and looks behind him and sees a brown piano}
Jon {screaming at the piano}: WHO WANTS A SALAD?
{Garfield pops out of the piano}
Garfield: Maybe 
Category:IMode
3413: Jon Gives Up

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Jon was talking to Jane on the phone, saying that she has won the grand prize, which was a night out with him. She'd rather have a dishwasher instead. Garfield would have told her to counter it with a bun warmer.
Here, Jane would rather have a cheeseboard, and Garfield asks if she pressed the big blue button.
==The author writes:==
Have you played Give Up by Tasselfoot? This makes NO sense if you haven't. 
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon {on the phone}: Jane, congratulations! You have won the grand prize!
Jon: A night out with Jon Arbuckle!
Jon {talking to Garfield and covering the phone}: She'd rather have a cheeseboard.
Garfield: Has she pressed the big blue button?
Category:Memes-In-Your-Dreams
3414: Morphield

==Explanation==
This comic is inspired by an artistic error in the original strip, where the plate was noticeably missing when the mouse showed up. 
Here, the plate turns into the mouse.
==The author writes:==
Longtime readers of Garfield will be aware of the hijinks that mice often get up to, including ingenious disguises. Mice from the planet Catalon are well known for their morphing abilities. (And their deadly Paasta-Blasters.) This is in fact the original strip Jim Davis submitted to editors, where the shock of removing the mouse's liver hat causes it to revert to its original form and flee. Sadly Davis' editors did not think that it would have wide appeal, requiring too deep a knowledge of Garfield lore, and so it was hastily edited by copy-pasting the plate, resulting in what many inexperienced garfers (as Garfield fans are known by those who know them as that) assuming the missing plate in panel 6 was an error.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: How about a snack, Garfield? 
Jon: Here's some liver left from dinner
Garfield: Blech!
Jon: It's good. Really. Watch me 
{Jon eats some of the liver} 
Jon: M-m-m-m nummy, nummy, nummy
{The plate starts to darken as Garfield removes the liver from it}
Garfield: Oh, very well
{Garfield starts eating the liver as the plate becomes ever more rounded and black}
{The plate has transformed into a mouse}
Jon: A MOUSE! GET IT!
{Garfield looks at the mouse but continues eating the liver}
Jon: Garfield, why can't you chase mice like other cats?
Garfield: If Jon eats one first, I'll consider it
Category:Levellass
Category:1979-06-24