The Anti-Lolicon Bunch Lawsuit

Hello, my name is Seth Bayona. I just came back from a court case alongside my good friend Zeronx Lighten. I'll tell you the story of our Legal Battle with companies that own the characters in our Speakonia Group named "The Anti-Lolicon Bunch" Zeronx and I were cosplaying as our favorite characters from certain video games. Zeronx Being Ghost from Call Of Duty and myself Not Important from Hatred. Which didn't deserve the hate it got from people. Because it's just a game and games don't hurt people. So Zeronx and I went home to our base in The A.L.B.
that's located inside of the Big Apple statue in New York through a hidden staircase and hidden compartment. Zeronx slept with Angel from King Of Fighters and Skyfrost The Khajiit. And I slept with Bowsette and Hell Knight Ingrid. We then heard a very loud knock on our door. And when Zeronx, Angel, Skyfrost, Bowsette, Hell Knight Ingrid, and I got dressed. And we opened the door. It was two Lawyers named Sam & Dean Winchester. The Winchester Brothers told us that there was a lawsuit against us by multiple multi-millionaire companies such as LiLith, PixySoft, Peanut's Worldwide, Ludo Studio, Nickelodeon, Avatar Studios, Running With Scissors, and Destructive Creations, and many more companies have filed lawsuits such as PBS Kids that don't take kindly to people portraying their characters is horrible ways.
And the people that are on the jury list are Micheal Richards, George Lopez, Jack Black, & Jerry Seinfeld have all come together despite their differences with each other to try to take you guys down. But Sam & Dean Winchester told us that they are on our side. Because they know that we are innocent and they know that the companies and people are in the wrong for suing people that don't have the proper tools and lower income houses and people because they have nothing better to do but making remake after remake of movies and television shows that don't meet the mark of the originals. Sam & Dean Winchester then transported Zeronx and I into the courtroom with both of them saying that they will meet us after the courtroom lawsuit ends.
And when we walked in the courtroom, keep in mind. We were still dressed in our cosplay. The People's Court Theme Song was playing as we entered the courtroom. And we saw characters from our Online friendships and various crossover characters that were put in The Anti-Lolicon Bunch. We saw people such as Kung Fu Girl from M.U.G.E.N. Ika The Legendary Super Saiyan, Charmx, Blastphamous HD, Mutahar, Billy Bob Tanley, and even Pastor Martin Ssempa was there alongside The Taimanin Asagi Trio Asagi Igawa, Sakura Igawa, and Hell Knight Ingrid. And sitting right beside us in our courtroom trial seats was MamaMax.
The internet predator hunter who does a very good job at taking those people down. But in his own way. As it turns out. Max was our Attorney. Because he heard about our case and he wanted to help us out just like Sam & Dean Winchester did. We were all seated down to our seats. And other people came into the courtroom such as the owners of all of the animation companies and H-Anime companies that we used their images for. The most interesting part is that the Judge was Benjamin Franklin. One of The Founding Fathers of The United States. He said "we have come here today. To decide what we will do with this case of the two defendants. Let's see.... Ah. I see that apparently they have been infringing copyright. Or so do I think. But let's see what the defendants have to say."
We then stood up. we said that we didn't infringe copyright. And our series doesn't make a profit out of the parties involved. We said that "as a matter of fact it was quite wrong for multi-millionaire companies to go after us and possibly The Anti-Lolicon Bunch as a whole. It could come off as scummy and it could possibly mean that they support that shit when they actually don't in reality. Which we know they don't. And we have friends and family that support our cause to end that disgusting material known to man that people still defend. We even said that we actually murder people that defend that type of shit because they are defending a crime. And it shouldn't be condoned." surprisingly. Everyone in the courtroom gave us a round of applause for our brave actions. Except the companies that were suing us in the lawsuit.
But as the lawsuit in the courtroom proceeded. A voice on the intercom that sounded like Seth and Zeronx's good friend Alik Stansberry came on the speaker and he said: "Things Got Chaotic In A Matter Of Seconds" as expected by a courtroom case. Which Alik was right.
Asagi stood up for Seth and Zeronx and turned on her creators and she said that "It is fucked up that LiLith and PixySoft As companies. Are trying to extort money out of The Anti-Lolicon Bunch's pockets. And I bet both companies are working with Oboro on this are they?!" Then Rebel Shadow Studios stood up and he said in response to Asagi.
"I honestly don't think it's right to extort Seth and Zeronx's Anti-Lolicon Bunch Group out of money because both PixySoft and LiLith as companies. Are greedy as Disney and Warner Brothers and the original owners and masterminds of those companies are possibly rolling in their graves as people like you and them made the companies even worse by scandals, extortion, possibly human labor and PTSD from the animators who drew Taimanin Asagi and it's sequels. What type of mind does it make you as a company to also DMCA people who use your character models in other games, works, and properties.. It comes off as fucking scummy and unacceptable." Everyone including Asagi, Sakura, and Ingrid agreed with what Rebel Shadow had to say on the matter.
Including Benjamin Franklin. Benjamin Franklin spoke up on the matter "I am a very strict person and I am very religious. I do not understand the whole concept of computers and masturbation" Benjamin Franklin said as he pointed to the creators of Taimanin Asagi in a disgusted and irritated look.
Bluey from the show of the same name then went into the courtroom. she spoke out against her creators by saying that "It is horrid that my company that made my show is speaking out against The Anti-Lolicon Bunch after they want to take vengeance against them for quote on quote destroying their company with false allegations towards Seth and Zeronx which pisses me off to the extreme. That is a company. MY COMPANY and ASAGI'S COMPANY are spreading false rumors toward Seth and Zeronx. I bet you both of those companies are working with Oboro''
everyone including Asagi and Benjamin Franklin agreed once more with Bluey's statement after they agreed with Asagi's statement. Except Asagi and Bluey's company that is. Then MamaMax, who was Seth and Zeronx's attorney, spoke up about the whole debacle. Seth and Zeronx are my allies and they work with me and Chris Hansen to catch predators. Even though Chris made mistakes in the past. (which it wasn't predator related but it was something different because he's not the type of dude to hurt children. He protects them)
MamaMax explained directly to Benjamin Franklin and to everyone in the Courtroom. Benjamin Franklin appreciated that Chris Hansen and MamaMax are doing god's work to eliminate predators. Just as MamaMax finished his speech. George Lopez, Jack Black, Jerry Seinfeld, and Micheal Richards entered the courtroom.
They all wanted to give a speech on why they were called here to speak on behalf of themselves. They claimed that Seth and Zeronx were trying to destroy their reputations with impressions of themselves. Including Pitbull. But they said that Pitbull couldn't attend the courtroom meeting because he had a concert tour going on at the time. So he sent them instead. And the most important person of all was Micheal Richards. Who said that Seth and Zeronx were mocking the incident that he had at The Laugh Factory.
He felt bad for his mistake that he made on the stage of The Laugh Factory. Even though it wasn't right what he said at The Laugh Factory. He isn't a racist. Everyone believed that he wasn't a racist. But it also wasn't right that an audience member was heckling him on stage. But everyone has to learn from their mistakes that they made in the past. And look onto the future. Benjamin Franklin and everyone including Seth and Zeronx took it very well. But as for the companies such as Avatar Studios, PBS Kids, Running With Scissors, and Destructive Creations. They spoke up in an email that was sent by the higher-ups. And it claimed that Seth and Zeronx were also making a mockery of their media.
But the most shocking thing of all. Is when out of nowhere. Caillou The Racist Terrorist Lolicon revealed himself to the courtroom. He was dressed as Kramer from Seinfeld. And he was holding the "Palestinian Alarm Clock" as soon as Caillou said "ALLAHU AKBAR" and attempted to throw it at Micheal Richards. Rig from Dead Or Alive came in and Kicked the "Palestinian Alarm Clock" out of the air and sent it flying towards Caillou and Caillou fucking died of the explosion like something out of a Micheal Bay movie.
Boris comes in and grounds Caillou. And said to Caillou: "Caillou! How dare you attempt to throw the Palestinian Alarm Clock at Micheal Richards and label him as a racist! That's it! You are grounded to hell!" Imp-Tan from H-DOOM came out from under the ground and set Caillou's body on fire. Like Demoness did from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 did to the skate shop owner that caused him to scream in terror and agony. Imp-Tan then high-fived Boris and dragged Caillou's body down to Hell and fed him to The "G-Major Demonic African Tribes" and "Randolph The Reindeer" as Johnny Cash's "Ring Of Fire" begins to play as Caillou screams in agony.
Everyone cheers and even Rebel Shadow said in joy. "Fuck you Caillou big bald headass! Little Bill was way better than your bald head ass! He's the better version of you. He never whined, never cried, but he knew how to solve problems. Similar to Fat Albert and Mac Tonight. All of them are good friends by the way. SO FUCK YOU CAILLOU!!!"
after the interruption. Benjamin Franklin was shocked and he then decided on the verdict for Seth and Zeronx. Just as that happened: Zeronx was told by Ludo Studios, LiLith, and PixySoft to "Take Off His Mask" Zeronx then replied by saying "Negative" The three companies then asked "Are You Ugly?!" Zeronx said "Quite The Opposite" and just as Zeronx said that Zeronx said "I'M A' FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!" and he blasted the three companies into the sky and sent them to Zinyak's planet from Saints Row IV. after what Zeronx did. Benjamin Franklin now had the opportunity to decide the verdict finally after a long time of fighting, bickering, and screaming matches from The Companies that attacked both Zeronx and Seth. Benjamin Franklin then said:
"I have finally decided the verdict for Seth and Zeronx.... They are both... NOT GUILTY!!!!" Everyone in the courtroom cheered and screamed of joy like it was a Family Feud episode causing the Family Feud jingle to play and Steve Harvey then got into the courtroom and he said "YES!! YES!! THEY FINALLY ARE FREE!!!" which surprisingly Steve Harvey and Benjamin Franklin are good friends during their courtroom judge days. Steve Harvey has a show called "Judge Steve Harvey" that Zeronx found out about and told Seth via an online message.
After Steve Harvey and Benjamin Franklin parted ways. We then saw Benjamin Franklin having some coffee with the Main Characters of the show "Liberty's Kids" which surprisingly one of the female characters sounded a lot like Helena Douglas from Dead Or Alive. She somewhat had the same accent too. after everyone left the courtroom including Benjamin Franklin and Steve Harvey.
Everyone decided to hang out at The Anti-Lolicon Bunch's Base in The Big Apple. Everyone in the base had a very fun time. Apparently two of the party guests were a man and a woman named "Dante and Kat" which were from the DmC Reboot. They also had a very fun time too. And Seth transformed into his ultimate form named "Seth The Incubus" and at the party.
Seth The Incubus got "Drunk" on Ice-Cream. And started slurring and moaning on the couch as Bowsette and Hell Knight Ingrid were there with him. Pastor Martin Ssempa came in and he said to Seth. "Does Anyone Accept Eating Ice-Cream?! Bishop?" and John Wick, Doom Slayer, and The Punisher screamed "Agh!!" Pastor Martin Ssempa then said "stagafiliza. Huh? Hajat? We do not want the Ice-Cream. This is uncalled for, and it's therefore not needed. we do not want it.." and this caused everyone in the party to burst out laughing in a storm with Seth and Ssempa. And even Rebel Shadow was laughing hysterically at this whole thing. For some reason Dante called Pastor Martin Ssempa a "Party Pooper" which Pastor Martin Ssempa didn't realize what Party Pooper meant and instead he started ranting about Caillou The Racist Terrorist Lolicon and how he wanted to "eat shit like chocolate chip cookies" in reference to when Boris took Caillou The Racist Terrorist Lolicon to Africa and he made a nasty racist rant about Ssempa which caused Boris to send The African Tribes after Caillou causing him to get killed.
This led Boris to be good friends with Pastor Martin Ssempa and The African Tribes. They even formed an alliance together. And this caused another explosion of laughter from the crowd. Even Sam and Dean Winchester showed up to the party. Because they heard that Seth and Zeronx won the lawsuit. After the party was over.
Everyone gave each other their phone numbers including Dante & Kat. for all of them to keep in touch. Dante and Kat revealed that they are in a relationship together. Both of them revealed that apparently Dante's brother Vergil has a hatred for both of them for some reason. Which Dante hopefully can make up with Vergil. Even Seth The Incubus woke up suddenly after Bowsette picked him up and took him to their bed. Seth The Incubus was confused as to how he suddenly passed out. Bowsette revealed that the Ice-Cream was somehow contaminated with a "Black Substance" when Hell Knight Ingrid took a sample of the black substance to their lab. It turned out to be the blood of "Dagon The Dark" which all of them were shocked that Dagon somehow entered into the Ice-Cream and ate it. But they hoped Dagon was ok. Zeronx was shocked that Dagon entered our realm. After Zeronx encountered Dagon in the world of Tamriel alongside Angel and Skyfrost. We will find out if Dagon has returned in the next chapter of The Anti-Lolicon Bunch....
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