Charleston Shoe Thieves

The Charleston Shoe Thieves are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Awful Good division of the Good Conference. They have been a part of the League since Season A. They have previously played in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.
==Roster==
===Expansion Era===
==Player History==
For a list of all former players, see :Category:Former Charleston Shoe Thieves Players.
Date 	Removed 	Removed 	Added 	Added 	Added 	Cause 	Cause
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40 	Sebastian Townsend 	 	Atlas Jonbois 	 	 	Incineration 	
43 	Atlas Jonbois 	 	Sebastian Woodman 	 	 	Incineration 	
57 	Matteo Prestige 	 	Gunther O'Brian 	 	 	Incineration 	
75 	Blankenship Fischer 	 	Blood Hamburger 	 	 	Incineration 	
EL1 	Forrest Bookbaby 	 	Kevin Dudley 	 	 	Blessing () 	Go Away
28 	Workman Gloom 	 	Joe Voorhees 	 	 	Feedback 	
58 	Morrow Doyle 	 	Hotbox Sato 	 	 	Feedback 	
83 	Ren Hunter 	 	Richardson Games 	 	 	Feedback 	
23 	Antonio Wallace 	 	Lachlan Shelton 	 	 	Feedback 	
EL1 	Joe Voorhees 	 	Howell Franklin 	 	 	Blessing () 	Who?
44 	Lachlan Shelton 	 	Eugenia Garbage 	 	 	Feedback 	
44 	Eugenia Garbage 	 	Simon Haley 	 	 	Feedback 	
EL1 	Kevin Dudley 	 	Fitzgerald Wanderlust 	 	 	Blessing () 	Thief in the Night
64 	Beasley Gloom 	 	Jaylen Hotdogfingers 	 	 	Feedback 	
99 	 	 	Conditional Yuniesky 	 	 	Playoff Birth 	
99 	 	 	Tevin Melcon 	 	 	Playoff Birth 	
ES 	Jaylen Hotdogfingers 	 	Tillman Henderson 	 	 	Idol Board Swap 	
 	Following the end of the regular season, Hotdogfingers, who was at the 14th slot of the Idol Board, was swapped with Henderson, who was at the 14th slot of the Hall of Flame at the time.	Following the end of the regular season, Hotdogfingers, who was at the 14th slot of the Idol Board, was swapped with Henderson, who was at the 14th slot of the Hall of Flame at the time.	Following the end of the regular season, Hotdogfingers, who was at the 14th slot of the Idol Board, was swapped with Henderson, who was at the 14th slot of the Hall of Flame at the time.	Following the end of the regular season, Hotdogfingers, who was at the 14th slot of the Idol Board, was swapped with Henderson, who was at the 14th slot of the Hall of Flame at the time.	Following the end of the regular season, Hotdogfingers, who was at the 14th slot of the Idol Board, was swapped with Henderson, who was at the 14th slot of the Hall of Flame at the time.	Following the end of the regular season, Hotdogfingers, who was at the 14th slot of the Idol Board, was swapped with Henderson, who was at the 14th slot of the Hall of Flame at the time.	Following the end of the regular season, Hotdogfingers, who was at the 14th slot of the Idol Board, was swapped with Henderson, who was at the 14th slot of the Hall of Flame at the time.
99 	 	 	Gallup Murphy 	 	 	Playoff Birth 	
99 	 	 	Tad Seeth 	 	 	Playoff Birth 	
EL1 	 	 	Pudge Nakamoto 	 	 	Will () 	Revoke
20 	Hotbox Sato 	 	Alx Keming 	 	 	Incineration 	
EL 	Blood Hamburger 	 	Herring Winfield 	 	 	Will () 	Foreshadow
GD0 	Tillman Henderson 	 	Simba Davis 	 	 	 	
GD1 	Tad Seeth 	 	 	 	 	Redacted 	
22 	Sebastian Woodman 	 	Bennett Bluesky 	 	 	Incineration 	
72LS 	 	 	Wyatt Mason XII 	 	 	Second Wyatt Masoning 	
84 	Wyatt Mason XII 	 	 	 	 	Static 	
EL0 	Simba Davis 	 	Blood Hamburger 	 	 	Will () 	Foreshadow
EL1 	Bennett Bluesky 	 	Jordan Hildebert 	 	 	Will () 	Exchange
EL2 	 	 	Bright Zimmerman 	 	 	Will () 	Revoke
71 	Alx Keming 	 	 	 	 	Redacted 	
EL0 	Conditional Yuniesky 	 	Jaylen Hotdogfingers 	 	 	Will () 	Plunder
EL1 	Jaylen Hotdogfingers 	 	 	 	 	Will () 	Move
EL2 	 	 	Halexandrey Walton 	 	 	Blessing () 	Blood Pact
EL3 	 	 	Stew Briggs 	 	 	Roamin' 	
32 	Howell Franklin 	 	Oliver Loofah 	 	 	Feedback 	
99 	 	 	Drosophila Fashion 	 	 	Playoff Birth 	
EL1 	Halexandrey Walton 	 	Goodwin Morin 	 	 	Will () 	Plunder
12 	Pudge Nakamoto 	 	Donna Milicic 	 	 	Incineration 	
13 	 	 	Oscar Dollie 	 	 	Attraction 	
15 	Fitzgerald Wanderlust 	 	Jaylen Hotdogfingers 	 	 	Feedback 	
55 	 	 	Ren Hunter 	 	 	Attraction 	
78 	Bright Zimmerman 	 	Oscar Dollie 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
79 	Jaylen Hotdogfingers 	 	Inky Rutledge 	 	 	Feedback 	
EL1 	Inky Rutledge 	 	Alejandro Leaf 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
53 	Cornelius Games 	 	Richardson Games 	 	 	Reverb 	
55 	Oscar Dollie 	 	Ren Hunter 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
58 	Richardson Games 	 	Oscar Dollie 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
59 	Alejandro Leaf 	 	Tevin Melcon 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
76 	Oscar Dollie 	 	Alejandro Leaf 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
97 	Ren Hunter 	 	Oscar Dollie 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
98 	Blood Hamburger 	 	Ren Hunter 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
ES 	Goodwin Morin 	 	 	 	 	Preservation 	
GD 	Stew Briggs 	 	 	 	 	Roamin' 	
41 	Tevin Melcon 	 	Blood Hamburger 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
50 	Ren Hunter 	 	Tevin Melcon 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
58 	Alejandro Leaf 	 	Richardson Games 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
67 	Oscar Dollie 	 	Alejandro Leaf 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
72LS 	 	 	Goodwin Morin III 	 	 	Gift Shop 	
74 	Tevin Melcon 	 	Oscar Dollie 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
75 	Gunther O'Brian 	 	Tevin Melcon 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
81 	Tevin Melcon 	 	Gunther O'Brian 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
99 	 	 	Badgerson Stromboli 	 	 	Playoff Birth 	
EL0 	Bright Zimmerman 	 	 	 	 	Will () 	Shadow Revoke
EL1 	 	 	Agan Harrison 	 	 	Blessing () 	Now Hiring
EL2 	Goodwin Morin III 	 	 	 	 	Blessing () 	Fax Preparation
14 	Oscar Dollie 	 	Goodwin Morin III 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
16 	Richardson Games 	 	Oscar Dollie 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
22 	Oscar Dollie 	 	Tevin Melcon 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
46 	Tevin Melcon 	 	Oscar Dollie 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
53 	Blood Hamburger 	 	Tevin Melcon 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
76 	Oscar Dollie 	 	Blood Hamburger 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
79 	Alejandro Leaf 	 	Vernon Shotwell 	 	 	Incineration 	
99 	 	 	Dovydas Peeps 	 	 	Playoff Birth 	
102 	Vernon Shotwell 	 	Oscar Dollie 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
EL0 	Cornelius Games 	 	Richardson Games 	 	 	Will () 	Foreshadow
EL1 	Donna Milicic 	 	 	 	 	Will () 	Move
EL2 	Oliver Loofah 	 	Terrell Bradley 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
GD 	Goodwin Morin III 	 	 	 	 	Dust 	
73 	Terrell Bradley 	 	Vernon Shotwell 	 	 	Voicemail 	
88 	Vernon Shotwell 	 	Ren Hunter 	 	 	Voicemail 	
89 	Tevin Melcon 	 	Cornelius Games 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
98 	Blood Hamburger 	 	Terrell Bradley 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
EL0 	Terrell Bradley 	 	Inky Rutledge 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL1 	Oscar Dollie 	 	 	 	 	Blessing () 	Strong Armed
22 	Inky Rutledge 	 	Blood Hamburger 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
26 	Blood Hamburger 	 	Inky Rutledge 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
34 	Inky Rutledge 	 	Blood Hamburger 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
72aLS 	 	 	New Megan Ito IV 	 	 	Gift Shop 	
72bLS 	 	 	Liquid Friend VII 	 	 	Gift Shop 	
72cLS 	 	 	Uncle Plasma VII 	 	 	Gift Shop 	
EL0 	Herring Winfield 	 	Jessica Telephone 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL1 	Jessica Telephone 	 	Conner Haley 	 	 	Will () 	Equivalent Exchange
EL2 	Ren Hunter 	 	Tad Seeth 	 	 	Blessing () 	Big Swap
EL3 	Winnie Loser 	 	 	 	 	Blessing () 	Gachapon
EL4 	Liquid Friend VII 	 	 	 	 	Dust 	
EL5 	Uncle Plasma VII 	 	 	 	 	Dust 	
EL6 	New Megan Ito IV 	 	 	 	 	Dust 	
26 	Blood Hamburger 	 	Inky Rutledge 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
35 	Velasquez Alstott 	 	Blood Hamburger 	 	 	Voicemail 	
45 	Tad Seeth 	 	Vernon Shotwell 	 	 	Voicemail 	
81 	Rhys Rivera 	 	 	 	 	Phantom Thieves' Guild 	
84 	Gunther O'Brian 	 	Richardson Games 	 	 	Reverb 	
90 	Gunther O'Brian 	 	Orion Ultrabass 	 	 	Incineration 	
99 	 	 	Slosh Gulp 	 	 	Playoff Birth 	
117 	 	 	Abbott Wright 	 	 	Drafted from Semi-Centennial 	
EL0 	Bennett Takahashi 	 	- 	 	 	Blessing () 	Gachapon
11 	Abbott Wright 	 	Donna Milicic 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
12 	Richardson Games 	 	Velasquez Alstott 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
16 	Orion Ultrabass 	 	Richardson Games 	 	 	Voicemail 	
28 	Inky Rutledge 	 	Tad Seeth 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
30 	Jordan Hildebert 	 	Badgerson Stromboli 	 	 	Voicemail 	
44a 	Cornelius Games 	 	Inky Rutledge 	 	 	Fax Machine 	
44b 	 	 	Fenry Stickybeak 	 	 	Phantom Thieves' Guild 	
63 	 	 	Parker MacMillan 	 	 	Super Roamin' 	
72a 	Parker MacMillan 	 	- 	 	 	Super Roamin' 	
72b 	 	 	Castillo Turner 	 	 	Super Roamin' 	
81 	Castillo Turner 	 	 	 	 	Super Roamin' 	
83 	Simon Haley 	 	Gallup Murphy 	 	 	Night 	
==Season Results==
For a list of individual season pages, see List of Charleston Shoe Thieves Seasons.
The Discipline Era (Seasons 1 to 11)
Season	Record	Place in Subleague	Postseason	Elections
1 	51-48 	5th 	 	
2 	50-49 	4th 	ILB Finalists
W 3-2 vs. Dallas Steaks
W 3-0 vs. Boston Flowers
L 1-3 vs. Philly Pies	The Yes Plz! Blessing, improved the Shoe Thieves' hitting by 10%.
3 	60-40
The Grand Unslam granted 2 Wins to the Shoe Thieves	2nd 	Eliminated Round 1
L 1-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers	The Philly Pies sent Kevin Dudley to the Shoe Thieves with Go Away! They took Forrest Bookbaby in return.
4 	51-48 	4th 	Eliminated Round 1
L 1-3 vs. Chicago Firefighters	
*The Alternate Reality Decree passed. Stu Trololol and Snyder Briggs' Alternates are called.
*Grappling Hook improved Richardson Games' baserunning and defense
5 	46-53 	7th 	 	The High Filter Decree moved the Shoe Thieves to the Mild Low division.
*Bad Neighbors impaired the overall rating of the rest of the Mild Low division by 3%.
*Soul Swap randomized the 5 worst players on the team:
**Gunther O'Brian's pitching stats were randomized 
**Beasley Gloom's pitching stats were randomized , then again 
**Kevin Dudley's pitching stats were randomized 
**Snyder Briggs's pitching stats were randomized
6 	48-51 	6th 	 	
*Who? stole the least popular player in the league, hitter Howell Franklin, from the Houston Spies, and maxed their stats. Their worst hitter, Joe Voorhees, was sent in return.
*Mutually Arising improved the overall rating of the Mild Low division by 2%
7 	56-43 	2nd 	Eliminated Round 1
L 2-3 vs. Seattle Garages	
*The Bless Off decree prevents the top 4 teams from getting Blessings.
*The Hawai'i Fridays protect Mild Low with the Shame Bubble.
8 	49-50 	6th 	 	
*Radical Alchemy re-rolled the team's three worst players:
**Snyder Briggs' pitching stats were randomized 
**Simon Haley's hitting stats were randomized 
**Hotbox Sato's hitting stats were randomized 
*Thief in the Night stole Fitzgerald Wanderlust from the Unlimited Tacos' Shadows. Kevin Dudley was sent to the Tacos' Shadows in return.
9 	62-37 	1st 	ILB Champions
W 3-1 vs. Hades Tigers
W 3-1 vs. Seattle Garages
W 3-2 vs. Baltimore Crabs
L 0-1 vs. THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS	
*The Crabs get the Fifth Base bubble, protecting Wild High. A fifth base is installed in the Choux.
*The Flowers get the Shame bubble, protecting Wild Low. The thieves are subject to Targeted Shame.
10 	65-34 	2nd 	ILB Finalists
W 3-2 vs. Kansas City Breath Mints
W 3-0 vs. New York Millennials
L -1-3 vs. Baltimore Crabs	
*Noise-Canceling Headphones equipped all 14 active players with Headphones.
*Traveling Team gave to the Shoe Thieves.
*Tag-Team Fourth Strike gave the Shoe Thieves and the Hellmouth Sunbeams .
*Haunted gave Esme Ramsey the Modification.
*Shadow Ban Together boosted the Mild Low division's shadows by 3%.
11 	59-42
Sun 2 and Black Hole were introduced.	2nd 	Eliminated Round 1
L 2-3 vs. Seattle Garages	The Shoe Thieves were assigned the Arcana X The Wheel of Fortune.
The Expansion Era (Seasons 12 to 24)
Season	Record 	Place in Subleague	Postseason	Elections
12 	42 (42-57)	8th
(Wild Card) 	Mild League Finalists
W 2-1 vs. New York Millennials
W 3-1 vs. Philly Pies
L 1-3 vs. Seattle Garages	
* granted to the Shoe Thieves.
* boosted Tillman Henderson 
*The Breath Mints Revoked Pudge Nakamoto, who joined the Shoe Thieves' lineup. Pudge was also Infused the same elections.
13 	42 (41-58)	9th 	 	
* boosted Stu Trololol from 
* sent Blood Hamburger to the Shadows in exchange for Herring Winfield.
*Tillman Henderson was called back to the void, replaced by shadows pitcher Simba Davis.
*Tad Seeth, the Shoe Thieves' latest shadows birth, is now .
14 	36 (37-62)	12th 	 	The Shoe Thieves benefited from the newly introduced .
* sent Bennett Bluesky to the Houston Spies' rotation in exchange for Jordan Hildebert.
* sent Simba Davis to the Shadows in exchange for Blood Hamburger.
* boosted Herring Winfield from 
*The Moist Talkers Revoked Bright Zimmerman, who joined the Shoe Thieves' rotation.
*The Choux was turned into a .
15 	44 (43-56)	12th 	 	
* boosted Snyder Briggs' pitching , impairing defense 
* sent Jaylen Hotdogfingers to the Shadows in exchange for Conditional Yuniesky.
*The Garages moved Jaylen Hotdogfingers back to their rotation.
*Blood Pact recruited Halexandrey Walton from the LA Unlimited Tacos.
*Stew Briggs Roamed from the Spies to the Shoe Thieves.
16 	44 (43-56)	9th
(Wild Card) 	Eliminated Round 2
W 2-1 vs. Kansas City Breath Mints
L 2-3 vs. Dallas Steaks	
* turned Velasquez Alstott's into .
* traded Goodwin Morin of the Tokyo Lift for Halexandrey Walton.
*Early Riser granted to Esme Ramsey.
17 	52 (52-47)	6th 	 	
* turned Velasquez Alstott's into .
* boosted Cornelius Games' pitching , impairing baserunning 
*Dexterity Crate Drop gifted Simon Haley a Passionate Leg Necklace of Dexterity
*Slime Crate Drop gifted Blood Hamburger a Slimy Leg Bat
*The Tokyo Lift Exchanged Alejandro Leaf for Inky Rutledge.
18 	39 (40-59)	10th 	 	
* turned Ren Hunter into a , removing .
* turned Esme Ramsey's into .
*A Blood Type gave the team .
*Afterparty gave the team for the first 9 days of the following season.
*Bon Voyage gave the team .
*Stew Briggs Roamed to the Ohio Worms, triggering Good Riddance.
19 	-38 (35-64)
Turntables was introduced.	3rd 	Eliminated Round 2
L 0-3 vs. Yellowstone Magic	
* sent Bright Zimmerman to the Breath Mints' Shadows with .
* turned Stu Trololol's into .
*Now Hiring recruited Agan Harrison from the Core Mechanics.
*Fax Preparation sent Goodwin Morin III to the Shadows.
*Pudge Nakamoto Roamed out of the Hall of Flame to the Houston Spies.
20 	46 (46-53)	8th 	Underbracket: Eliminated Round 2
W 2-1 vs. Philly Pies
L 1-3 vs. Seattle Garages	
* sent Richardson Games to the lineup and Cornelius Games to the Shadows.
* sent Donna Milicic to the Shadows.
*The Garages Exchanged Terrell Bradley, taking Oliver Loofah from the thieves in return.
*Goodwin Morin III faded to dust.
21 	50 (37-62)	8th 	 	
* sent Terrell Bradley to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Inky Rutledge.
* sent Richardson Games to the bottom of the lineup.
*Strong Armed moved Oscar Dollie from rotation to lineup.
*Cinnamon Challenge improved the vibes of the Shoe Thieves.
22 	64 (50-49)	5th 	 	
* turned Oscar Dollie's into .
* sent Herring Winfield to the Crabs in exchange for Jessica Telephone.
*The Steaks Exchanged Jessica Telephone with Conner Haley.
* sent Ren Hunter to the Philly Pies in exchange for Tad Seeth.
* called the Alternates of Velasquez Alstott, Jordan Hildebert and Tad Seeth.
*The Ohio Worms won and gave to Velasquez Alstott.
*The Seattle Garages won which sent Winnie Loser to the Garages' Shadows with no replacement.
*The Hawai'i Fridays won and gave to Esme Ramsey.
*Alejandro Leaf Roamed out of the Hall of Flame to the Moist Talkers.
23 	67 (57-42)	3rd 	Overbracket: Eliminated Round 2
L 0-3 vs. Seattle Garages	
*The Party Favor granted as a permanent team modification.
*The LA Unlimited Tacos won which sent Bennett Takahashi to the Tacos' Shadows with no replacement.
24 	30 (58-40)	N/A 	 	No Elections took place.
==Team Overview==
For an in-depth look at the Shoe Thieves' history, see Charleston Shoe Thieves/History.
The Charleston Shoe Thieves are from Charleston. They are known for stealing shoes, especially from rival teams. The Shoe Thieves are also known as "the second gayest team in Blaseball" after losing the top spot to the New York Millennials in a game of paper scissors rock. They have a long-standing friendship with the Halifax-based Canada Moist Talkers, with whom they have traded players no fewer than fives times.
The team originally formed as a front for a heist, led by legendary master thief Cornelius Games. Once they realized that they were somewhat competent at the game, the team continued to play professionally. The current roster is a mixture of Games' original crew, professional blaseball players, and Gunther.
Shoes Thieves signal to each other by holding up coded shoes.
==Stadium==
The Choux Stadium is a French Patisserie in the forest of Mt. Pleasant, although its exact location is unknown. The stadium is maintained by a team of mysterious Gnomes who seemed to appear not long after the stadium was established. Their role in the disappearance of patrons' shoes is unconfirmed. Rumours that the gnomes are just mutant raccoons are unsubstantiated.
==Staff==
===Ownership===
The Shoe Thieves do not have a traditional owner. Ownership of the team is distributed among every patron of the Choux Stadium and returned upon exit.
===Current Staff===
*General Manager: Cornelius Games functions as the team's general manager, as well as being their ace pitcher.
*Manager: You!
*Pitching Coach: After their unfortunate delacing, Matteo Prestige's spirit became trapped in the upper decks of Choux Stadium. In between cries of eternal anguish, the spirit can be heard coaching the team's pitching staff. They have been given the honorary title of head pitching coach as a result.
*Chief Marine Biologist and Legal Council: Holden Milk makes sure that if a shoe thief is ever caught, no one ever sets foot in court.
===Mascots===
Sneaker Pete is the Shoe Thieves' current mascot and ward. Gunther O'Brian was the previous mascot until he was mistakenly drafted as Matteo Prestige's replacement.
==Fan Culture==
For a more in-depth look at Shoe Thieves fan culture, see Charleston Shoe Thieves/Fan Culture
Fans of the Charleston Shoe Thieves are also known as "Accomplices" or "Thieves". There is an emphasis on mutual respect, supporting fellow thieves, and the search for fresh kicks. The most common chant heard from fans is a call and response: "Whose Kicks? / Our Kicks!"
==Curse==
Following the Grand Unslam, the Charleston Shoe Thieves did not gain any performance stars as the result of a feedback trade (or set of single game feedback trades,) between the advent of feedback in Season 4 and Day 63 of Season 9, despite being affected by feedback six times over five seasons. This string of bad luck was attributed to a splorts curse brought into effect by an entity or entities affiliated with the city of Los Angeles or the Unlimited Tacos to punish the Shoe Thieves for their role in opening the Bad Gateway and shattering the city of Los Angeles into the infinite Los Angeli. In a statement to press regarding the curse, Shoe Thieves pitcher and general manager Cornelius Games noted that the team “...bear no ill will toward the Tacos or the city of Los Angeles. We don't even know that there is a curse, or that Los Angeles is its source. Our sins are manifold and we are unrepentant. We will not be returning Wyatt Mason's 1985 Air Jordans.”
The curse was broken on Day 63 of Season 9, when Beasley Gloom was traded to the Canada Moist Talkers for Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Fans have speculated that Jaylen's relationship to The Microphone, an entity closely associated with the Grand Unslam, may have had some bearing on the breaking of the curse.
==Further Curses==
Following their defeat at the hands of the Shelled One's Pods, the Shoe Thieves acquired the Flinch and Mild curses. Hitters afflicted by the Flinch curse cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat. Pitchers with Mild will occasionally throw a mild pitch, which counts as a ball but causes all runners on base to advance.
The Shelled One is known to have asserted that players defeated by the pods would receive five curses. It is therefore possible that the Shoe Thieves are subject to several as-yet undetected curses.
==Historic Moments==
Stu Stole Home
On Day 26 of Season 2, in a game against the Hawai'i Fridays, Stu Trololol stole fourth base in the bottom of the 14th inning to put the Fridays into shame.
Stu Stole Home 2
On Day 71 of Season 2, in a game against the New York Millennials, Trololol again stole fourth base in the bottom of the 8th inning to secure a 6-5 win for the Shoe Thieves.
The Grand Unslam
See the main article on The Grand Unslam.
On Day 73 of Season 3, in a game against the Los Angeles Tacos, Morrow Doyle hit a grand slam at the top of the 15th inning that shook the very foundations of Blaseball itself. 
Gunther's Great Heist
On Day 97 of Season 4, Gunther O'Brian holds the Hawai'i Fridays to only a single run and secures the Shoe Thieves' place in the playoffs.
Beasley's Boss Battle
On Day 63 of Season 5, Beasley Gloom pitched 14 great innings against the Chicago Firefighters, holding them to only three runs, then Esme Ramsey hit a home run to shame them in the bottom of the 14th.
Dudley Shames Dudley
See the main article on .
On Day 76 of Season 5, Wesley Dudley scored the winning run in the bottom of the 10th inning, shaming Shoe Thieves pitcher Kevin Dudley.
Gunther's Supercharged Shutout
On Day 22 of Season 6, Gunther O'Brian pitches his first shut out against the Canada Moist Talkers in a 10-0 stomping.
Workman's Last Stand
On Day 81 of Season 7, Canada Moist Talkers batter Workman Gloom was tragically incinerated to repay a debt. Though no longer a Shoe Thief, accomplices celebrated their accomplishments and mourned their incineration alongside Moist Talkers fans all the same. In the bottom of the 4th inning, Gloom posthumously hit a solo home run, bringing the Moist Talkers out of a 1-1 tie. Gloom's heroic final run stands as a testament to their dedication and skill to the splort of Blaseball.
The Double Swap
On Day 44 of Season 8, the Canada Moist Talkers and Charleston Shoe Thieves (an already infamous pair with respect to player trades) were the first teams to ever experience two Feedback swaps in one game. On Day 40, Eugenia Garbage had been hit by a pitch and began . In a later game against the Shoe Thieves, still flickering, Garbage was swapped for Lachlan Shelton in the bottom of the 2nd inning. Garbage played for the Shoe Thieves in the top of the 4th inning, before being swapped again in the top of the 7th for Moist Talker Simon Haley. By the end of the transaction only two players ended up on different teams, but Garbage was moved to the top of the Moist Talker's lineup, where previously they had been second to last.
Stu Stole Ascension
In Game 5 of the Season 9 Internet Series, Stu Trololol hit a three-run home run in the bottom of the 9th inning to secure the internet series title, shame the Baltimore Crabs and prevent them from ascending. Due to the application of the Shame Bubble blessing at the end of Season 9, the shame from this home run carried over into the following season.
==Fan Works==
File:Shoe Thieves.png|Created by ReleaseTheChimp
File:ShoeThieves Cobaltcakes.png|Logo by Cobaltcakes
File:Shoes.jpg|Art by Josh Millard
File:CST Tlopps card Template.png|Card template by and 
File:Alternate-Logo.png|Logo by ReleaseTheChimp
File:Thieves s9 lineup.png|Season 9 lineup by 
File:Shoe thieves lineup.png|The Shoe Thieves as of Season 11 by @solphy
File:Thievessssssss.png|The Shoe Thieves relaxing during the Season 11 Grand Siesta by @solphy
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