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Fanta's Daddy

Fanta had a daddy. The daddy was handsome. He lured in all the girls and Fanta's mom. They had a baby. It was Fanta. Fanta liked his daddy. 
One day the daddy died. Fanta was sad. Fanta did research and found out a mysterious man killed him. Fanta learned The Man ate the meat off of Fanta's dad. 
Putting the dillema aside, Fanta bought a new computer. It had a weird file on it called "Boo.jpg". It was said to haunt you and diminish your mental health. The picture was so scary it is illegal to show on the Webz. 
Fanta saw the scary image and went insane. Boo.jpg mentally scarred her. She went through rehab but a skeleton popped out. Fanta was cured anyway. 
Then Fanta looked up Spongebob online and found a lost episode. It was about Squidward killing Spongebob and Patrick. Fanta wanted to do more research but it was gone, every trace of it. Even the website. Then a skeleton popped out. Fanta was scared. 
Fanta went to a yard sale. He found the episode and didnt know whether to buy it or not. He approached the yard sale owner and he said "Dude, that's haunted" and Fanta said "No" and finished the payment. 
He went to his home to watch the tape. It was static for 2 minutes then a skeleton popped up on screen. Fanta was so scared he went back to the house to return it but the house was gone. Then a skeleton popped out.
Fanta went home and saw a ghost girl standing in the middle of the living room. She screamed and vanished, leaving only behind 1 dollar and a VHS tape of Happy Appy. 
Fanta watched the episode. It was about Happy Appy laughing maniacally and holding 1 dollar. Then he showed a map to a lake. The screen went static and the map flew out of the screen and onto the ground. 
Fanta followed the map. It led to a metal shed. Inside the bathroom, the mirror was wet and stuff. Fanta found a VHS of Happy Appy under the sink. Then a skeleton popped out. Fanta jumped out the window. 
The VHS tape was about a girl crying about skin. Then the Dead Bart episode of the Simpsons played. One odd thing was that all of their eyes were hyper-realistic. 
Fanta shut off the TV but a picture of a stick figure appeared on screen. A monster was standing behind, beckoning. Fanta looked around and saw the monster. Fanta got up and followed it. 
It led Fanta to Nickelodeon Studios. Then a skeleton popped out and the monster vanished. A guy approached Fanta and said "Yo wanna be an intern" and Fanta said "sure". One odd thing is that the guy appeared to have hyper-realistic eyes. 
Fanta quit the internship and went home and logged on his computer. Avoiding boo.jpg, Fanta began to surf the Webz when a skeleton popped out. 
It was Fanta's dad!
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Fantastic Mister Horse goes to de store

One day, Fantastic Mister Horse (aka Mike) opened his pantry AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!11
Jk, it was empty.
Ed Edd and Eddy jumped out and stabbed OMGitsGhastly in the face, but that was in Indiana and Fantastic Mister Horse wasn't there, so yeah
Fantastic Mister Horse went to the store but then realized that the worlz SPLODED but he didn't care, he just wanted his peanut butter cactus milk.
All the grass ever burned on fire to bluud of death, so Fantastic Mister Horse's house burned down, but he didn't care, he just wanted his peanut butter cactus milk. He HAD to have it.
When he came to the sex arena grocery store, he found the Fonz, who said "AYYYYYYYY" before drifting off into the vast eternities of space and the universe.
Fantastic Mister Horse jumped into a polar vortex before realizing he had forgotten his peanut butter cactus milk, and took a taxi to Neverland, before seeing that the driver was Doctor Whooves, before he had run out of peanut butter cactus milk, before his house burned down, before the grass committed mass suicide by fire, before teh worlz sploded, before Ed Edd and Eddy stabbed OMGitsGhastly, before Fantastic Mister Horse opened his pantry, before the universe formed, Fantastic Mister Horse saw the answer...
But then he got his peanut butter cactus milk, and went to his burnt-down house to drink it.
​Delicious, delicious peanut butter cactus milk.
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Far Cry 2: No Mercy

One of my favorite games of all time. Far Cry 2. I remember purchasing the game back in 2008, two weeks after its USA release. When my brother and I moved out of the house back in 2011, he took our PC with him, including all of our games. I just got a new gaming rig last week, and I don't know why but I feel the urge to relive the moments that I enjoyed in my favorite game of all time. I was short on money because of my latest purchase, and I really wanted to play this game. So I searched, and I searched for websites that could give me the game with no dumbass torrents. I was about to give up and go to bed, when a link caught my eye. NOT FINISHED
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Farewell My Pots and Pants

I have not much to say, as I am stricken with little time. All I can tell you is if you see this particular chainmail floating around the internet inquiring your utmost attention as well as requiring you to repost a message a certain number of times do it! There happens to be one true chainmail. Apparently if you do not spread it your pots and pans will meet a terrible fate. I didn't repost it, now I am obliged to forever organize my kitchen. I look away to only realize they shall be in ruin again. I cannot live with this ordeal, farewell.
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FarmDead 2

I Thought it was a good idea to download FarmCraft 2 On Nevosoft, I Downloaded. I Was about to close the page, In Split second, i saw Marta's eyes were black and red pupils. I Was shocked, When it finished installing, i launched the game. Instead of Nevosoft Logo, It was a satan symbol, with the text: DEADSoft. I was completely shocked! Then, The Main menu was dead Marta was in the floor, BUT REALISTIC!!! Then I Couldn't exit And even used Ctrl(Control) + Alt + Del(Delete) to call the Task Manager! So, there was the only start game button. I Yelled ASS! Then, i pressed Start, The comic was Marta's face was shocked that her Granny and grampa dead! She started to cry, but then, she started to cry out blood!!! I Was calling the church to kill the demon, The power of jesus opposes devils. When the game started, there were no dialogue, i have to kill everyone with the shovel??? i Knocked off 5 characters!!! Then i started to kill the workers, The Herder, The Helper, The Harvester, The Waterboy and even The Manager! It's starting to get more hellish and inferno gets more burning! After that, She dropped her shovel, She said 'Why did you do it, Maxim?' Wait! That was my name! Me: 'How the fucking shit do you fucking know my real name!' atraM(i will call her cause she's in the satanic form): 'Because you were muttering your name while in your sleep!' I was shocked and i must do something! I Called the guard to beat the atraM's ass. He did it! After the Church christains where here, We killed the satan. After that, I Found a Marta Action figure! There was a note: (Dear Maxim, I'm sorry for doing a big damage to you, Please, i'm sorry, I Wasn't a satanist, I Was FORCED to be satanist by the devil. Please, accept my apology. - Marta). I Was happy! Then there was sonic X On CTC(Russian Channel)! I Was so happy! My life became upside down!
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Farmville: The Addiction

A/N: This was written by my sister, not by me. She doesn't have wattpad so I posted it for her. WARNING: mentions of suicide.
It starts with a few minutes, here and there, checking it once or twice a day. You send a few requests to your friends here and there. It soon grew to more. Minute by minute, hour by hour, it slowly became an addiction. You started naming your plants, singing to them to make them grow faster.
You start to pull away from your friends and family. They send you to therapy for the first time. You meet some people there that are similar to you, but your case is more desperate. As soon as you get out, you go right back to Farmville.
You completely cut off from your friends and family. You become reclusive, you don't answer any calls. You stop paying your bills, and live off bottled water and a generator in your basement, that gives off only enough power to charge your laptop. You let yourself go.
You start planting things every second, so there is always something to do. You quit your job. You begin worshiping your laptop as your life, the thing that brings you Farmville. You soon meet a group. They call themselves the farmers. They become your new friends and only social contact. You sit for hours at the local library, playing Farmville. You already lost your house, but you don't care.
One of the farmers died today. He forgot to eat because he was too consumed in Farmville. He forgot the food he created could not sustain his physical form, even though it fed his soul. You are at his funeral. You decide to try going without Farmville, but within ten minutes, you are shaking and trembling with withdrawal. You end up curled up in the corner playing Farmville.
You decide to get a job at Facebook so you can afford Farmville expansions, and the little food you need to sustain life. You remain in the library 24/7 every single day, living off of vending machine snacks. Then, it stops. A huge lawsuit to Facebook for addictive behavior and death causes a Farmville shut down.
You try the spin off games, but you get nowhere near the same high. Nothing can compare to your beloved Farmville. You can't live without it. You pull out a gun and press it against your forehead.
"I'll see you on the other side, Farmville," you whisper. Then you pull the trigger.
 
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Fart Copypasta

Oh my god... is that... is that EGGS? Oh... oh lord, TACOS? Why? Why have you been eating such garbage? This, this is not okay.
BLLLAAAARRRBBBB*
Oh... oh goodness!! That pungent smell! TUNA? What?! Why?! This is unacceptable! You need to eat better! I will not tolerate this! L... lick you? But, that hole? You are far from clean. No sir, the foul stench stemming from that abyss is unorthodox. You mean, you'll eat better if I do? Well... I suppose you do need a clean up. Well, prepare yourself then.
Mmhmmmm... it's quite pungent. Sour, in fact. Mmmhh!! Easy there! I'm only licking slow! I think we're almost done. Mmmhnmh. Okay. Is that all? Good. From now on young man, you need a better diet. Go clean up.
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Fart Philosophy

It's a conundrum that has confounded humankind for centuries. On the one hand, there are those who are steadfast in their commitment to the art of fart-holding, who will hold in their farts until they reach the threshold of perforation rather than let one slip in the presence of others. On the other hand, there are those who are advocates of the liberal farting philosophy, who believe that a silent fart is a wasted fart, and that the only way to truly enjoy a fart is to let it rip freely and unabashedly.
In truth, the answer to this question is as elusive as the fart itself. Some people are inclined to hold in their farts, while others are inclined to let them go. It all depends on individual preferences, cultural norms, and social situations. Some people may hold in their farts out of a sense of propriety, while others may let them rip without a second thought. In the end, it's all a matter of personal preference, and there is no one right way to fart around other people. The only thing that really matters is that you fart responsibly and considerately, so as not to offend or disturb those around you.
So who's right? Well, there's no right or wrong answer. Some people like to hold in their farts and some people like to let them rip. It's all about personal preference, really. Just remember: no matter how you choose to fart, always be polite and don't let one rip in someone's face unless they ask for it. (And even then, it's probably not a good idea.)
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Fart in the Store

Listen, when I blew that fart this morning in aisle 7 of my city's most popular store, I was not expecting that there would be someone right behind me. In my defense (not to justify anything but) I had looked both left and right down the aisle. I never would have guessed that that poor old woman would be standing right behind me, out of my peripheral vision, waiting for me to move so that she may grab some of that sweet Ragu sauce that just so happened to be 33% off.
This isn't my first rodeo with letting one rip in the face of the unprepared. I've let out a couple silent ones, but at least those didn't cause the individual to get knocked out like a light. This one dropped her to the floor and gave her a whole ass stroke. While there's always the possibility that she just so happened to live a life of poor choices and habits, hence the sudden stroke, I can't help but worry that the combination of that incredibly loud sound and the atrocious smell of my fart dropped her to the ground like the Undertaker drops his opponents on Sunday Nights. I'm not kidding, that bad boy was so loud, I think the db level was high enough to blow out the eardrums of an elephant. and it wasn't even a quick one either, it wasn't a quick 'blarp'. No, it was one of those ones where it goes 'fhuuuuFHUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuu... fuu... fuuu...' ya feel me. And seriously, saying that it smelled bad would be an understatement. They torture people down in North Korea with smells tamer than that devastation of a fart. It smelled worse than James Corden's finger after he picks the lint out of his buttcrack, just to find out he actually just didn't wipe well enough.
I would also like to apologize to my city's store, because there is no way in hell you can sell anything in aisle 7 anymore. All those spices and sauces are guaranteed to be tainted. I don't care how well you seal your products, my toxic gas undoubtedly has seeped into every single one of your paprika containers and mayo bottles. I'm giving the warning to you now, because if you don't do something about that, you're about to get hit with a class action lawsuit for bringing out the return of the Plague.
So, I'm sorry to the woman that I've effectively crippled because I decided that the only thing more important than doing my duty in the mens room, was making sure I could grab that last Prego [Roasted Garlic and Herb] Spaghetti Sauce Jar. Again, not to defend myself, but you can't blame me when that store is willing to charge that shit for $1.79. You and I both know that that's a steal.
I am willing to set up a gofundme for you to afford the best medical technology that your local hospital can offer, but honestly I'll probably just pocket the cash so maybe that's not the best idea. My thoughts and prayers go out to you. For the next couple hours at least. I don't have time to think about it after that.
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Farted on my Boyfriend Copypasta

A few weeks ago i woke up a bit earlier than my boyfriend and he was cuddling me so that my bum was angled towards his crotch. I have an odd thing where i sneeze quite frequently in the mornings when i wake up. So I sneezed and i guess i was holding in some kind of fart because i ripped one out on him. To this day i don't know if he was fully awake enough to register it but my sneeze most certainly was not quiet and from our proximity he most certainly felt that fart. Nothing wrong with farting but i'm sure no one particularly enjoys getting farted on. I'm just glad it wasn't particularly smelly but i will never stop thinking about whether or not he was awake and didn't realise or is just saving me from embarrassment since he probably didn't care that much. Oh well it will be one of those memories i'll think of on sleepless nights.
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Farting Co-Worker Copypasta

Recently my co-worker has been farting a lot. What are the implications of this?
For more context it all started when we were working together and she passed gas. I laughed because I thought she did it with her mouth before noticing the smell... she was embarrassed but when I laughed her mood switched and she said "Oh you like that, huh?" I didn't know how to reply.
Ever since that point she has been really letting it rip all the time, sometimes even drawing attention to it by giving warning before hand and requesting silence. She'll often say stuff like "that was like a car horn" or "that's a real stinker", complimenting the sound and smell of her flatulence.
As far as I can tell she only does this when I'm around. Is this a sign she might be interested in me? I am not sure and would hate to misinterpreted anything.
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Farting Penis

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.
It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.
This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.
I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.
My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.
How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?
Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.
Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes
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Fashion Victim

In the summer of 2012, the fashion world was taken by a storm when the young designer named Levon Khelagar surprised everyone with a stunning display of what has been called 'the most exotic, bizarre and breathing-taking' style of clothes and accessories for this season.
This young Armenian designer's rise to popularity is shrouded in controversy, however. One of the main reasons was how picky he was with his models. He would interview each on of them on private, and would turn each and everyone of them down for reasons unspecified. The weird thing is, all those models he rejected, were never seen again, probably leaving the fashion industry after failing to meet the standards...or so he claimed.
Eventually he found his perfect pairing with Russian model Nastia Lyudoed, whom he said had chosen because of "her perfect skin...a skin so beautiful it makes other skins look great."
They both stole the show during the European Fashion Week when Levon's leather-bound garments and Lyudoed's feral movements left everyone with their mouths opened wide. In the words of fashion critic Jean Saistout "His creations looked so natural and alive, they looked like a part of the body instead of clothes!" When prompted to receive their award, however, the couple was nowhere to be found. Terror struck the national community when the bodies of dozens of missing models were found skinless, buried deep on plot of land owned by Mr. Khelagar.
In the spring of 2012 the police department and federal government of Armenia where at hunt for an infamous serial killer who was known to operate for years. According to chief police officer "His modus operandi consists of kidnapping young women, which he tortures psychologically for as long as they can stand, when they can't anymore, he mercilessly tears apart their skin, which based on evidence found on the crime scene, he used to sew various pieces of clothes and the like and if our sources are to be believed, he used the money to escape and get a new life" he adds "We fear were he may be or even worse, what he may be doing"
As of fall of the same year, the serial killer Levon Khelagar hasn't been found, but according to testimonies extracted from his accomplice Nastia Lyudoed, "He is preparing his winter collection." We'll keep you posted as new information arises.
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Fast Food Store

There once was a fast food resturant in downtown Fresno. It had burgers that were so gross if you ate them you would die and puke and vomit.
Being teenagers, my friend Orion and I went to go eat there, but then we got mugged because downtown Fresno is a fucking terrible place.
And then I fell on a floor.
And then the mugger came back to rip off my scab and rub dirt on it.
And then it got infected and I died.
But how am I writing this? Because nobody ever really dies... Or do they????
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