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Australia/Commodities

In 2006, the two most expensive commodities in Australia were petrol and bananas. This was due to a large, and very sharp increase in banana destruction and theft by an unknown marauder only known as Larry. the only other information on Larry is that he went on a massive banana-killing spree in North Queensland in March 2006. Large amounts of oil didn't come from Iraq for 3 years or so, and the petrol prices went up, and , because North Korea detonated a super-sub-sonic-not-going-to-do-much-but-still-will-somehow-devastate-America-and-various-other-countries-nuclear-bomb, the price of petrol went higher yet. 
Explanations are still being asked for, but most people suspect that petrol prices is not the only thing George Bush wants big down under. He does want some credibility as a leader. Despite the hike of Banana prices, the Big Banana in NSW is still completely worthless. 
The great banana prices has resulted in creating a new social system in Australia, those with bananas (The Rich Upper-class Stuck-ups), and those without bananas (The Poor Middle-Upper-Slightly-Lower-No-Not-So-Low-Higher-than-that-Class). The Great Bannana Prices has also started off a craze of coconuts, and an increase in extremely uncoordinated raiders, as well as a full-length feature film, The Great Bannana Prices/Crisis. 
The Prices/Crisis has also forced the Government to step up and create a new currency, Australian Bananas (symbol B). It is worth $US 3.1337 and is expected to have it's own credit card, debit card, Visa card, cheque card and complimentary spa card by May 2012, provided the US army, with help from the guy with the cuncus form, find Osama Bin Laden. 
Not many peaople are able to deal with these high costs. But the taliban can. The Taliban can because they mix Allah and nuts and screw the world real good.
This adds to the extrodinarally unnessesary number of reports about petrol and bannana prices. 
Thank You and Guten Nacht.
== Exported Commodities ==
Australia exports kangaroos, illegal immigrants, sun light and rocks lots of rocks there is actually a replica of the largest rock ever found in the centre of Australia. The redness is due to the number of people dying while it was under construction and so the blood stained it.
Australia is also one of the largest exporters of Bogan Tourists. Main trading partners include the exotic land of Bali filled with Tourists from The Bogan's Republic Of Narre Warren . Or Cronulla. These tourists can be found commonly throughout Bali and indulge in the pleasures of Binge Drinking, bragging about their VL Commonwhore Calais and making disparaging remarks about Asians.
Category:Economy of Australia
Category:Australian culture
Category:Australian society
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Australian Labor Party

The Australian Labor Party (originally The Australian Stalinist party) is the Australian Labour Party, except they can't spell. This lack of intellect is reflected in the Labour party's questionable choices of leader, including Australia's fattest man (twice), Elmer Fudd, a psychopath and Harry Potter. 
First formed as a the result of a bet in 1888, it was the first ever socialist political party to hold power anywhere in the world (and that includes Kiribati). Just like Geri Halliwell is older than the other Spice Girls, the Australian Labor Party is older than the New Zealand and the British Labour parties.
==Policies==
The ALP is all about harmony, peace and love. Not however in relation to the gays or the Blacks and Asians. The ALP believes that all are equal to the sum of the average to the first power. Through it's histroy (sickle), Labor has supported high taxes and even higher taxes, black and white, up and down, hammer and sickle, also cold and hot. The also support the Adelaide Crows in the AFL. Current party president is Richard Geer.(did we mention homosexuality, communism, poor people, and burning rich people?). 
They have opposed the control of wild Australian communists, citing "environmental concerns".
Labor stands for: 
Levies,
Anti-freedom,
Binge spending,
Overkill stimulus and
Rate rises
In modern times, Labor has employed a "if all else fails, see the Liberal Party" policy. In Recent years however With the incoming of Labour's newest and probably the best prime minister in the history of Australia, loved by all of her subjects, Julia Gillard, there approach has somewhat differed from previous manoeuvres. The Slogan "Shut up or I'll Tax Ya" has been branded to our fav pollie, ol Julia.
==Kevin 07==
Currently, the ALP is in power everywhere, except Western Australia, Victoria and New South Wales after having defeated the Liberal Party of Australia during 'Your Call 07' which was a TV Quest to find the next government. They are doing OK really, except in Perth where they have found their anti-chair sniffing policy is unpopular.
But now that it's 08, WA has fallen to the enemy, and the same is likely in NSW,VIC and Anna's world next time around. The working families are angry being labelled 'working families'. Instead, they just wanted to be referred to as 'Labor Haters'. In 2011, Vic and NSW has fallen to the Coalition and the same is projected to occur elsewhere, putting an end to the communist Labor empire.
Chairman Kevin Rudd is now busy trying to figure out exactly what his election promises were, all he remembers is that they somehow involved working families, working families and working families, as well as promising to be a sex slave to whoever joins him on his eco-friendly crusade.
==Leaders==
Here are the party leaders since time began in 1901:
right|thumb|200px|The Honourable Paul Keating
==Members==
* Julia Gillard
* Kevin Rudd
* Mark Latham
* Keating!
* Peter Garrett
* Brendan Nelson
* Joseph Brosnahan
Category:Political parties
Category:Politics of Australia
Australian Young Liberal Party

thumb|right|250px|A young liberal seen here pretending to be Hitler, the patron saint of the Young Liberals
The Australian Young Liberal Party, also known as Australia's Young Fascists are a racist organization dedicated to bible-thumping, munney-making and preserving Australia's natural beauty and the environment for future generations. 
That is if Natural beauty includes the lovely sound of clear-felling and the fragrant perfume of toxic goop. 
The Young Liberals are a very elitist group as few young people are rich or bigoted enough to qualify as members. While the Young Liberals don't accomplish anything other than staying rich, they are still loved by racists because immigrants are dirt poor.
==History==
The Young Liberal movement began in the 1950s when little faggoty rich kids started performing oral sex on Liberal politicians.
At about the same time Robert Menzies was coming up with his Old Liberals Movement in which he gathered eighty men and women from 18 non-Labor political parties and organisations to attended the first Liberal Party Orgy, all of whom had bad posture, ignorant and offensive views and lacked any social skills.
Menzies believed that the rich are better and smarter than the poor, and ignorance, racism and bible-thumping are what makes Australia great. Alas, Rob proved to be the right-wing ass-womp that he is, and his theory turned out to be jellyfied-penis-meat. However for some "unknown" reason everyone everywhere hated The Young Liberals. 
People began to hate them so much that the German party Die Grünen über Verderben created a mushroom with such powerful psychogenic powers that the world asploded in a green ball of hallucinogenic wizardry. This was Earths third Armageddon, and was thought of as the coolest. Unfortunately young liberals are immune to anything that is fun and so survived the psychedelic Holocaust. 
==The Young Liberals Today==
The Young Liberals spend most of their time playing polo, sailing on their two-hundred foot yachts and secretly fantasizing about Pauline Hanson. 
==Members==
Genrally youth, and pedophiles, however more often then not its simply youth that are training up to be pedophiles. Most of the younger members think that they have a big chance at being the next prime minister of Australia. This is a naive belief based on the assumption that people like them.
* Jebus 
* Gunns timber 
* Hitler
* George Dubbya 
* John Howard
* Chk Chk Boom Girl
* The Ku Klux Klan
* People with IQs below 8
* Fascists 
* Homophobes
* Shrek
==See Also==
* Liberal Party of Australia
Category:Organisations based in Australia
Category:Politics of Australia
Australian rules football

Australian rules football (pronounced Stray'n rules football), referred to by almost everybody as Aussie rules or just footy (and by Asian people as the great Australian game) is a code of football that is played all around Australia and all around the world. It began in Victoria, the state where it is the official state religion, as Victorian rules and later spread to the other British colonies, New South Wales, Queensland, Westralia, South Australia, Tasmania and even New Zealand shortly after it was played by the Vics. They started up the VFL and other leagues back then. The biggest national competition for the sport is the AFL (or if you're a woman, the AFLW). Aussie rules is generally played on a cricket ground. The AFL is the most watched sport in Australia (and in Nauru, a tiny island nobody cares about except the refugees who are sent there by Australia) and the AFL Grand Final gets millions of people interested in the sport every year in September.
==Difference to other sports==
===Difference to handegg===
Unlike handegg, Aussie rules games do not stop for ads just because some dickhead says so, they only stop for ads during breaks or when someone actually scores (behinds don't count).
===Difference to rugby===
There is less tackling and you can only tackle the waist.
===Difference to Gaelic football===
Gaelic football is so similar that there is an international rules series every few years between Australia and Ireland.
==See also==
* Sport in Australia
Category:Sports
Autism Speaks

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}}Autism $peaks is a branch of Florida's local mafia in the United States. It sponsors research to cure autism. This is because autism is a plague, a great evil, and something that must be eradicated, possibly faster than homosexuality. They also conduct outreach aimed at families that know how to give their kids a good ol' proper beating.
Some autism activists who know autism is simply a disability/difference rather than a disease have criticized Autism $peaks and its proponents for seeking a cure, and its tendencies to care more about parents of autistic children than the kids and adults themselves. In response, its defenders have pointed to how that one guy who criticized them is secretly gay, and that the proponents are very rich and sexy.
Founded by duo Bob and Suzanne Wrong, the organization’s goal is to remove the widely accepted infinity symbol.
Category:Autism
Category:Mafia
Category:Evil Organizations
Autocracy

Autocracy is a system where the population of a society is controlled by automotive vehicles. It may be narrowly defined as that of a nation-state government specifically, or more broadly to describe a society as a whole.
Autocratic government aspires to serve automobiles as the dominant life form on the planet, rather than to serve man. This ideal is pursued by implementing some kind of a national transportation system and structuring the human society around the service, refueling, and use of cars, trucks, and SUVs. 
== History of Autocracy ==
The term "autocracy" was coined in ancient Greece, in Sparta in the 5th century B.C.E. Spartan autocracy is now seen as one of the earliest examples of a system corresponding to some of the modern notions of autocratic rule. 
=== Spartan Autocracy ===
The Spartan system involved not the use of fossil fuel powered goats as modern day autocracies do, but rather a fleet of chariots pulled by beasts of burden. Furthermore, not all Spartans had access to these chariots, only the highly esteemed warrior caste was permitted to ride around.
As a warlike people, the Spartans used autocracy to their advantage. The pedestrian peoples of Athens, for instance, were defeated on the battlefield because of their tactical disadvantage.the end
=== Modern Autocracy ===
Modern autocratic societies extend the access to vehicular transportation to all or nearly all of their citizens. While most denizens of nations like the Canada own a car, the economically deprived have access to public transit. 
Rapid advances in mass production and the internal combustion engine in the late 19th and early 20th centuries dramatically changed the nature of transportation, and hence of autocracy itself. Livestock became obsolete, and the advent of cars required the paving of vast swaths of landscape. 
== Essential Elements of Autocracy ==
True autocracy as a form of government always has the following characteristics:
*There is an autos, a group of vehicles which demands service from human beings.
*There is a roadway, whether paved or unpaved in which the vehicles can travel.
*There is a fuel supply chain to keep the vehicles reliably powered.
*The human society must be organized in such a way that it is impossible to live a reasonable life without access to transportation.
Modern autocracies like the United States are also defined by their participation in the War on Terra.
== Major Autocratic World Powers ==
The following countries have a powerful autocratic system in place.
*United States of America
*Communist Republic of New Zealand
*Genitalia
*The Democratic Penguin's Republic of Antarctica
*Canada
*England
*Germany
Category:Politics
Avatar

Avatar can refer to many different things. Here are a few of them:
*Avatar or Avatāra is a Hindu term for the manifestation or incarnation of a deity.Most people have never heard of this one.
*Avatar, a film about giant smurfs defending their mushroom village sacred trees against human invaders.It's basically just whoring environmentalism.
**Avatar 2D, the exact same movie in 2-D.It's basically just whoring Mel Gibson movies.
*Avatar: The Last Airbender, an epic quasi-anime detailing the adventures of Aang, a bald kid destined to restore balance to the world by defeating giant asshole Ozai. M. Night Shyamalan failed epically at adapting the television series into a film trilogy, of which the first one was titled The Last Airbender.And not Avatar, thanks to James Cameron.
*RMS Avatar, a spaceship infamous for crashing on its maiden voyage.Thanks to James Cameron, that is.
*Avatars can also refer to virtual representations of real people.Meh.
===Footnotes===
Avatar 2

Avatar 2, a.k.a. Asmurfalypto, is a 2022 Pandoran film directed by James Cameron, and a prequel to Avatar3, a.k.a. The Smurfberry Rush, and Avatar4, a.k.a. The Great Director, and Avatar5, a.k.a. James Cameron Diaz's The Mask, and Avatar6, a.k.a. Cameron Balboa, and Avatar7, a.k.a. Avatar 3D: The Reunion. Little is known about the movie's premise and themes, except that it's a verbatim translation of the Mel Gibson film Apocalypto into the Pandoran cinematic language.
Unlike the wonderful people-loving Apocalypto upon which it's based, Avatar2 is a misanthropic load of shit and probably even worse than The Lion King in 3D and The Godfather Part II Without People combined.
==Premise==
==Plot==
This Mayan guy eats raw dinosaur testicles, and understands that he was pranked by his "friends". The guy lives in the (un)civilization of the Mayas, where people are sacrificed on a daily basis by beheading, to satisfy the evil Pandoran God, James Cameron. The ball-eating guy fears for his own destiny, and the destiny of his child and his wife Beyonce. He decides to flee the evil culture but eventually the entire Maya are erased by Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
It's unclear what happened to the Ballsucker family, it's assumed they gained their freedom and ended the reign of the British Empire in Canada.
==Cast==
===Neom===
*Smurf 1 as Dude Ballsucker
*Smurfette 1 as Beyoncé
*Smurfito 1 as Baby Ballsucker
*Smurf 2 as the High Priest
*Foreign Worker 1 as Halyna Hutchins
===World===
*Human 1 as Volodymyr Zelenskyy
*Superhuman 1 as Lionel Messi
*Alec Baldwin as Mohammed bin Salman
===Other===
*James Cameron III as himself, "a strong and vibrant director who spans the entire saga of the sequels".
==Production==
Volodymyr Zelenskyy's stunt double in the movie is Vladimir Putin. In real life, Putin is currently being stunt-doubled by Brad Pitt, until Pitt loses it and bumps Putin's head into the table top several times.
==Reception==
The movie currently has only one review on Rotten Toenails, written by Jay-Z, but it's still unclear if it's positive or negative.
The writers of the Walt Disney movie Bambi have complained that just like Apocalypto, Avatar2 is obviously a copy of Bambi, but nobody cares because everyone is just waiting for Saw10 and Smile2.
==Legacy==
The Avatar franchise is about a human who decides to become an alien, which is the exact opposite of Superman. So basically, James Cameron is Mr. Glass whose balls are getting eaten by Split. Or George Costanza who gets wedgied by Larry David. Or Disney getting gangbanged by Marvel. Because hating mankind is just not cool, and aliens are cool only when they look like face-eating vaginas.
==See also==
*Misanthropy
*Water
*Smurfs
Category:2020s films
Category:Sequel films
Category:Epic Fail
Category:Smurfs
Avenue Q

Avenue Q is a street in the south Bronx. Habitated by muppets, perverts, and Lebanese falafel vendors, it is a dangerous place for anyone of Midwestern descent to go to. The human population of Avenue Q frequently mix with the puppets, leading to 42 charges of beastiality as of January. One of America's least safe neighbors beyond the state of New Jersey, its population is best broken into three distinct groups: Perverts, Lebanese people, and Muppets.
==The Perverts==
The only non-swarthy humans on Avenue Q, they are primarily gingers. Due to their pasty complexions and fear of the sun, they are frequently unemployed and spend time stalking people through Facebook or working as self-employed prowlers, peeking in windows and stealing underwear. It is believed that the great white ginger Ron Weasley has moved into the neighborhood, but this has yet to be confirmed. They frequently engage in muppet sex or masturbate into coffee cups. Avenue Q is also home to one of the largest colonies of a rare, mythical ginger subspecies: the albino gingers, creatures with strawberry-blonde hair that is almost gingery, and skin so pasty, they incinerate when near halogen lightbulbs or any higher level of light.
==The Muppets==
The strangest part of Avenue Q, the muppets are a humanoid subspecies that live only on Avenue Q and Sesame Street. Made of brightly colored felt, they talk in garbled English, similar to that heard in Chinatown and Quentin Tarantino movies. Their voices were used in Jay-Z's rap, Ghetto Anthem (It's A Hard Knock Life). They are frequently employed by PBS and movie studios for horrors. Due to anatomical incorrections, they lack a variety of body parts, such as ears and reproductive organs. However, they are still endangered by gingers. Several of them have also participated in Class Rights Litigation against the Lebanese people.
==The Lebanese Falafel Vendors==
At last, the normal New Yorkers. These greasy Mediterraneans ooze cologne on the sidewalk and fill the air with the stench of garlic and Brut. They primarily are falafel vendors whose run-down carts play host to loud foreign music, loud foreign language, and loud paintjobs. But these homely people are not as innocent or clueless as they seem. In fact, they are some of the best hustlers of olive oil, garlic, and Heroin and in the entire city.
Category:Musicals
Category:Things you'll find wandering the streets of New York City
Average Joe

Average Joe is not to be confused with The Average Normal Guy. Average Joe is the one being in the universe that is the statistically most average. Average Joe has an average income, an average home, an average wife, average children and an extremely average life. Average Joe is also averagely secretive about himself, typically in looks. We have no clue what Average Joe looks like, feels like, or tastes like (We like to use women for the feel and taste). There is no known location for Average Joe but it is assumed he lives in the most Average place on earth. Despite being so average, for some reason people are constantly inquiring about things that Average Joe could accomplish.
==Overview==
Joseph ‘Average Joe’ Evans (born 13 April 1967, Newcastle upon Tyne, England) was brought up in Middlesbrough in the Netherfields Estate until the age of 5, when his parents moved to Motherwell, a town on the outskirts of Glasgow, Scotland after his father, a steelworker from Sunderland became employed at the Ravenscraig Steelworks in the Lanarkshire town.
==Early Life and Education==
In his early life until he left school, he lived and attended primary schools in both Motherwell and Hamilton before completing his schooling at Claremont High School in East Kilbride. There he did moderately well in his Standard Grades (Scottish equivalent of GCSEs) and left at the end of his 5th Year with a ‘B’ in Craft & Design and three ‘C’s in Maths, Chemistry and History to pursue a career as a joiner. He attended North Glasgow College (a college in northern Glasgow) although he failed his first year and decided to move away from joinery. 
==Later Life==
Enjoying life in the city that he was used to in Middlesbrough, at the age of 21 he became a barman in The Clansman bar, a relatively rough looking but relaxed bar and left his fathers home in East Kilbride to move to his city centre flat at 21B Keir Street, Glasgow. He worked there for 6 years where he built up a friendship with Big Tam who would become Joe’s best friend.
After being accepted for the post as a restaurant bar supervisor at The Riverside Restaurant in Middlesbrough, he then moved back to his stamping ground where he met his would-be-wife Linda Thompson. At the age of 29, he bought his first Middlesbrough season ticket (despite following Motherwell FC as a boy) and then wed Linda at Grangetown Community Church, 12th September 1996. He enjoyed 6 years of marriage before their divorce in 2002, after Joe caught Big Tam with his wife whilst visiting from Glasgow. In that time, he fathered 2 children called Mark and Ruth, who he cared for by himself until his death on 3rd November, 2006 when he was hit by the number 22 bus, whilst walking home from a night out. He was later buried at Linthorpe Cemetery in Middlesbrough, where he rests in peace and can be visited today.
==Even later...==
Even after his death, Average Joe is widely known for his love of peanuts as seen in the article on peanuts.
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Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
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