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Kaneva's Menace

What the f is happening here? Over the past week, I have been "battling" it out with some entity in the game and there just seems to be no end in sight. Last Monday I was working on one of my hangouts (building an intricate building with only the Kaneva made blocks) when a black avatar spawned out of nowhere; now when I say black, I mean this avatar had no textures to it other than a uniform black wrap—or more apropos, like a void in the game in the shape of an avatar. There was no name over the avatar—I did have the graphics set to where I could see names—nor was there a name anywhere in the chat box; this was not a glitch that I had heard other people talk about where someone can sneak in when even when the place is closed.
After a moment of thought, I just chalked it up to a glitch. I'm accustomed to people roaming around while I'm building, so I thought nothing of it until I noticed that certain blocks and panels were missing. I looked in my inventory thinking that perhaps I misremembered placing them (I do keep track of what I have placed), but the inventory does not show that I have put something back in. I rotated my camera around and noticed that the black figure standing next to a block, and then the block disappeared—vanished! I immediately opened my inventory to see if it went back in (perhaps a glitch?) but nothing. One by one I saw as my place was being deconstructed whenever the black figure would stand next to an item. It, or whoever it was, was stealing my hard work!
Keep in mind, I don't anger too easily—especially when it comes to stuff bought with rewards—but this made me so mad that I tried to kick it out, but with only my user name showing up on the in zone-list, there was nothing I could do to stop it. No matter what I said or did, it just kept taking down my stuff. When it finally left, I re-bought all the missing panels and blocks and put them back up—after, of course, sending a ticket to technical support. I put it behind me and continued with my work; what's the point in crying over spilt rewards?
Exactly the same thing happened when I came back the next day to continue. It took down even more this time, despite my protestations, but there was nothing I could do. I just signed off in frustration and sent in another ticket. Every day since, this has gone on without a word from support, and now the place is completely barren.
Until I talked to one of my friends a couple of days ago, I thought I was being punished for something, but she told me that others have experienced the same "ghost", as she put it, but no one can explain what is going on. We both talked to a game master and he assured us that this couldn't be a result of a hacker or anyone in administration. This is really getting frustrating since this figure has begun deconstructing another of my places. I finally got a screenshot of "it" destroying one.
Please, if anyone knows what is going on here, let me know.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Kangaroo Jack

I think some of us like Kangaroos but this is a story that will change your mind FOREVER. I work for the animal planet zoo and they wanted me to take care of the beloved Kangaroo Jack. I stupidly said yes. I watched him and watched him and watched him. All of the sudden he appears right in front of me with Sharp teeth and two black eye's. I yell HOLY SHIT STICK'S and get the hell out of there. He appears right in front of me and does a Kangaroo kick and I fall on a rock. 
I wake up and the Kangaroo has me on the animal planet zoo circle I couldn't get out. I wanted to scream but all that came out was a sound of a Kangaroo. I was scared I don't know why but yeah I guess I am stuck like this forever. This suck's ass being a animal and the worst part is not seeing your kids or your wife. Anyway Hopefully this is a trick I thought because I am so FUCKING PISSED.
Category:Animulz
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Kansas Conspiracy

You've probably heard of the Wyoming conspiracy, a meme that states that Wyoming, America's least populous state, doesn't exist, but I have a better theory: Kansas is secretly a testing ground for the US Government. The two most famous people from Kansas aren't even real (and one isn't originally from Earth) and Kansas is covered in Corn, which secretly hide Areas 1 through 50, which are the real place where the Aliens and shit are hidden, with Area 51 being a Hollywood Set.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Category:THERY
Karoo

Blackness..
LIGHT? MASTER? OH MASTER! HELLO! IT HAS BEEN A WHILE.
ON THE TEAM? OH JOY MASTER! KAROO IS GREAT FULL MASTER!
IN A BATTLE?! OH MASTER THANK YOU!
Master?
MASTER? WHY ARE YOU HEALING ANOTHER? MASTER?! MASTER!!! HELP!!! I AM HURT!! I AM BLEEDING!! MASTER MASTER!!!
"Karoo... Karoo... Karoo the Rattata"
M-master...? M-m-master...? Save me please...?
KAROO IS UNHAPPY WITH MASTER'S DECISION. KAROO WANTS VENGEANCE. KAROO NEEDS MASTER TO FEEL WHAT KAROO FELT.
KAROO used REVENGE!
It's SUPmastER EFFECTIsVdEad.
KAROO LOVES MASTER. KAROO MADE MASTER BdEadTTER? MASTER HAS NO CHOICE ON WHO IS USED NOW. MASTER'S MOUTH IS SEWN. KAROO CHEWED AND PULLED WITH TEETH AND STRINGS.
MASTER IS DOLL. MASTERISMINE.
Ratata... Ratata... Ratata!!!
KAROO IS HAPPY WITH MASTER.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Karoshi Death

Hello, I am Richard Ganvelez. I have also gotten into the Karoshi series. But sadly, I don't have an iPhone or iPad for the mobile version.
One day I was looking on eBay for any auctions I could win, until I come across a "Karoshi Disc Set" which was very odd because I have never seen a Karoshi Disc Set on Jesse Venbrux's site. And I saw it was just about 1 dollar with no description.
I bought it.
While I was waiting, I played "Super Karoshi" on my Windows 7. 2 days later, I heard my doorbell ring. It was the disc package. When I brought it in, it said:
"WARNING: May cause headaches", which was also odd because all the other games did NOT cause headaches.
I put it in my Panasonic TV set, and I started to play, but there was no logo, no loading screen and no stage select. Very odd. I was in exactly the same stage as Karoshi 1, Level 1. I then walked over to the spikes and jumped in there like the goal was.
The problem was that instead of exploding, as usual, The spikes ripped him and his intestines to pieces. And then after that happened, the screen cut to his intestines ripped out hyper realistically. Then it cut to the famous "Boss Head" level. Only this time... he had no head, arms, legs, or intestines, and after that, the body fell to the ground.
That cool jazzy music started becoming demonic as the background was turning into what looked like HELL, and then the screen was black, and then the Boss Head came closer to the screen slowly. What looked like its eyes were turning red and bleeding, along with the mouth. After that, The TV set cut to my PS3 Menu screen. Then I took the disc and threw it away.
I have nightmares about this to this day, and I have no way to stop it. Then, I realized, It came from Tony Ricardo, the creator of the Luna Games. He was trying to get rid of it. I made him give my money back to me and I gave the disc to him, asking him to never put it on eBay again, and to take his matters into his own hands.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Kat Lies

A muffled scream is slightly heard on one night in October, on Halloween. An insane laugh covers the scream. A murder without reason, this is normal is most murder, but the killer is another story.
A killer has to have a reason to even kill. Fame, revenge, or losing their mind. Those are the basics, but what is inside the killer's mind is what matters. Memory.
A 20-year-old woman, who has Dissociative identity disorder, slowly stumbles into her new university. Alone she thinks to herself.
"No, I'm not alone! I have plenty of friends!' She replies in her head.
The woman falls.
"Hey freshman! Watch where ya' goin'!" Says Dan, a 24-year-old Senior.
Kat picks herself up and brushes herself off.
"You're right, I need to be more careful. Thank you for reminding me." Kat joyfully remarks.
Dan's face fills with confusion, 'What the hell...?' He thought.
Kat manages to make it through the week, she learns but doesn't make any friends, only enemies. Dan continues to bully Kat, pushing her to a limit. Kat is breaking every single minute.
Now Saturday, Kat decides to go to the park. 'It doesn't seem bad today.' It's pouring rain, it seems that Kat likes to lie to herself.
She sits on a park bench without an umbrella. She hummed 'Quiet Slumber' as if she meant it. Dan was walking under an umbrella with his girlfriend.
He saw Kat and heard her humming. While his girlfriend bullied Kat, Dan just stared in fear. Kat seemed to ignore the two, keeping her eyes closed.
A twisted smile spread across Kat's face as she opened her eyes and looked at the couple. Kat reached inside her pocket. A scream. Then, silence. Dan's girlfriend was just stabbed in the chest by a psycho killer, Kat. An insane laugh climbed out of the silence.
Dan just stood is fear.
"Well, maybe we could. Be friends, when I see you in hell!" Kat screamed before stabbing Dan in the heart. All the blood washed away into the grass. Kat walked away bringing the knife with her, humming happily. Kat looked at her mirror.
"This, is the path that I want. Is that, okay?"
Kat blinked and a sad expression rushed across her face. Kat took the knife and cut off her long, wet hair. Kat's hair was now completely messed up, from long to a medium kind of hair-do.
"Almost..." Kat said dialing 911.
"Now that they're coming..." She said while taking the lighter and burning her face.
"Now no police officer will ever investigate Kat of homicide." She thought to herself.
Kat was right, no police ever found the 'Park Murderer'. However, Kat still wanted the power to kill. So, after the hospital let Kat out, she disappeared. Most say she died or she gave up, they're wrong.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Old Shit
Kate

IM Kate .......soo for the dicks who think im a knock off of jef the killer go fuck your selfs wana know y i look like him? well it starts with a story . i as 15 years old i was in 9th grade all A+ above the class i had many rivals but the one i hated the most was kenny bloomdale . when i wore a skirt he would pull it up and try to look i would hit him he would call me names and basicly kill my soul so when the creepy pasta jef the killer came out i was about to piss my self it scared the shiz out of my and when kenny found out my life went deeper into hell he would follow me home and scare me some times whisper "go to sleep kate" i wanted to kill him one day when i was walking home from school he found me he said"whats the rush kate" "backoff you shit fly" then he lounged at me "tsk tsk kaity thats not nice" i struogled to be set free threre was no way out he silenced my screams then he said" kate why your frouwning awww that wont do " he took out a knife and began to carve a smile in my face it was hopeless i cryed of pain and the blood driped all over when the cops found me i was thought to be dead till i spoke the smile was stitched at the emergency room i looked ugly when they let me out i killed my parents and then i killed kenny ill be watching some say i am a saint i kill people yes only the ones who try to harm others but im not one eney ones side i am my own ............. my mom was a drugy who would cheat on my dad and me dad would slap me around for fun soo there u go and ill kill eney one who mocks meso or u ass mucnches out there im waiting for u
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:Shortpasta
KatzTheKiller

All I hear is GO.TO.SLEEP. I woke up in a scram...a fright...and a crazy guy with a smile cut into his face "Morning sunshine" the man said "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU" I yelled to the man "wow man The names Jeff" he said "WELL I WANT OUT OF HERE" I yelled again "to bad baby girl" "DONT YOU FUCKING CALL ME THAT" "Damn Ok I wont got it now do what I say to live OK?" "WHAT NO I..." "STOP FUCKING YELLING" "OK" so I did what I was told of me to do and killed people cleaned the house and did the dishes I DID THE FUCKING DISHES LIKE WTF. "HEY BABE COME HERE!" "DONT FUCKING CALL ME THAT" "OK COME HERE" " COMING" and so I was told to do what I HAD TO FUCKING DO So I Woke up I was tied up I could not move I saw blood EVERYWHERE I did not really have any clothes on Just my Bra and panties but the blood was not mine Jeff walks in no shirt no pants just boxers i look to the side i see a gun shoot in my side I try to get free I could not go Jeff got closer and closer with a knife in his had I knew it was rape some how but it was...different I just don't know how he held the knife high I screamed and screamed he cut my mouth off blood went everywhere and let me say it hurt he said "Hey Babe got a little drunk last night huh?" "muph-muph" "huh I Kat here you HAHA" he put a spoon into my eye and took BOTH OUT and kissed me "FUCK man no mouth haha" after a while passed I could talk "JEFF GET YOUR ASS IN HERE NOW" "OK babe...sup baby girl" DONT FUCKING CALL ME THAT WHAT..." "OH YOU ARE MINE BITCH SO YOU DO WHAT I FUCKING TELL YOU TO DO" "WHAT" " yep HA" "wait I cant...I CANT SEE" "oh right one sec...OK back here this wont hurt" "OK Jeff I Trusting you know" "OK 1...2...3" *SCREAMS* "Jeff I...I can see you" "yes..." "Jeff Want to..would you like" *kissing* "Later Katz" "Bye Jeff" "Just rest know babe" "OK Jeff." So he came back with a needle and thread he sewed a smile in my face and we lived know LET.ME.SEE.YOU.SMILE... 
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Keeper

Recently, my mother had died. I kept her locket in her memory. On the back of it, she had written her email password; honeybuns.
I went to Yahoo, where fortunately she was still logged in. However, when I tried to click her email, it logged out. I reentered the information.
Her email loaded with a dark, black background. She had 139' new emails. I had no idea how I was going to get through them all, until I saw they all said the same thing: "Keeper."
They all came from the same sender. I went through the 2,000+ emails in my mom's email until I finally found one from the same sender:
"Why won't you answer me?"
I went to the next email:
"Why won't you answer me?!"
I went to the next email:
"You know how much I love you."
I went to the next email:
"I will forever be your keeper."
I went to the next email:
"I'll still love you, even past your death."
Her email froze at this point. I tried to log in again after, but the password had been changed. I found a file saved to my computer: "love.txt". In that file contained millions of emails. I didn't recognize any of them...until I saw my mother's, written in dark, red text.
Below it, it was written in cursive handwriting, "Signed, The Keeper."
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Keepquiet.avi

There is an old movie store in the middle of nowhere. It is sometimes considered a mirage, but it is there. If you attempt to go after it, it will disappear. You must do three things to enter the store. First, bring a key. Any key will work. Hell, even a key shaped piece of paper will work. Next, bring a dried flower. It will be used in exchange to watch keepquiet.avi. As well, keep one USB drive in your pocket. Last, bring an old coin. It will be needed at some point.
Once you've gathered all materials, place the old coin as many feet away as your height. Then the store will seem more opaque in your view. Keep the old coin. Next, go to the store and place the key inside the door. Once inside, a bright white light will flash, and you will be in a 1960's styled store with a lot of VHS tapes. Talk to the employee at the register, and ask him about how he lost his coin. He will say he got in a crowded plaza. Now place the coin on the register. He will say thanks and will let you keep a tape for free. Ask for IT, just say "it". And he will hand you a tape that is labelled with 'Keep Quiet Tape #405'. Then, he will say, "Keep quiet..."
After that, you will awaken in your room in the morning, holding your USB drive. Place it in your computer and open it. You will see 'keepquiet.avi' in the USB, all by itself. Play it. It will start out to be in a plaza,a crowded plaza. Then one minute in, the guy on the right will turn red, grow black wings and horns. He instantly kills the other guy, spraying his organs all over. People begin to disappear, and the scene cuts off. The next one is of a guy taping his friends eating burgers. After one minute of this, his friends leave, and he holds the camera and starts to talk. But he's murmuring, and you can barely make out what he is saying. Then his eyes roll back and he starts to grin. Then it cuts to him talking about his new job. He arrives at a spiffy looking place. It's the video store. Then, he says that he lost his boss' lucky coin in a plaza. Then he'll say, "I hope my boss doesn't find out. So keep quiet..."
Then there's static. You can make out the words "KEEP QUIET" on the screen. Nine minutes into this is suddenly loud white noise. Five seconds after that, the video will end, and the file will corrupt. Your desktop will say "keep quiet" in big letters. All icons will say "keep quiet" and will say "keep quiet" as soon as you start. Unplug the USB right away, or every day you will see "keep quiet" on your hands.
After that... enjoy life, and remember to keep quiet.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:File Extensions
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Old Shit
Keff the Jiller

Have you heard of a spooky man named "Keff the Jiller"?
Keff is the demonic version of Jeff. 
He is still at large, and a few other people have known about him. This is a true story.
So I was playing on my Nintendo Wii™, and then I heard a strange noise. To my surprise, it was Jeff the Killer.
This time however, he seemed to be taller and more reddish. He also had no pupils to speak of, so his eyes were milky white. He also mainly walked on 4 legs, had 4 horns, and a tail.
It probably wasn't even Jeff. It was KEFF THE JILLER!
Now, it was way past my bedtime so then I understood why he was there, to kill me. I had to call THE POLICE.
However, being a dumbass, I continued to play that one specific crappy THQ™ game called Drawn To Life™ The Next Episode (or was it Journey???) for the Wii™. 
Then Keff started to come closer, stood up on his hind legs, and said the catchphrase "GO. TO. SLEEP."™ 
However, he said it demonically, and I was SHOOK. Instead of pulling out a knife and stabbing me, he started to eat me alive, had sexual intercourse with my bones, and ate them up, too. Once he was done with me, he spit out my bones, and I was dead. 
My soul was able to tell the story of my encounter with Keff to HomsarTheWeird before it was swallowed whole by Keff.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category: TRUE STORY
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
Keira the Killer Werewolf

14 year-old named keira. She loved Creepypasta and hated her bullies to death and wished to be a werewolf. She would do anything for her friends even it kills her. One day her parents sent her to camp emerson and her bullies were there to one of the bullies told go to the woods and find a necklace with a wolf pendant. So she got it and told that they want to talk alone without her. she went  to do something and there plan was there going to a waterfall and push her and see her die. There cabin went  for a hike to a waterfall the bullies pushed her and "DIE you low life loser!". Then the countciler called the police the bullies were arrested for murdery her death was reported on news.  But she faked her death somehow,  She turned into a shadow magic werewolf and she had a elven saber in her hand. The bullies screamed and she said : "you killed me... now i'll kill you." There was screaming for a moment and she laughed creepy and said "your next victoria ... to die". She killed everyone in camp emerson and if any bully messes with her, they get killed. For her second mission was to kill the loud sister's brother, lincoln. She used her shadow magic and got into the vents and crawled into lincoln's room and he screamed help and said in a creepy voice "your to late no one will save you..."
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Beings
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:YOU'RE NEXT