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Mary Sue

If you knew Mary Sue
Then you'll know why I hate her too. That Mary
My Mary Sue
Well I hate you gal cause everyone else hates you too.
Mary Sue, Mary Sue
Oh, how I hate to have sex with you.
With Mary
My Mary Sue
I wanna shoot myself everytime I look at you.
Mary Sue, Mary Sue
Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly Mary Sue
Oh Mary, my Mary Sue
Well I hate you gal cause everyone else hates you too.
I hate you Mary Sue
With a hate so deep and blue.
Oh Mary, my Mary Sue-hu-hu. Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu.
I wanna shoot myself everytime I look at you.
(Instrumental plays)
Mary Sue, Mary Sue
Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly Mary Sue
Oh Mary, my Mary Sue
Well I hate you gal cuz everyone else hates you too.
I hate you Mary Sue.
With a hate so deep and blue.
Oh Mary, my Mary Sue-hu-hu. Hu-hu-hu.
I wanna shoot myself everytime I look at you.
Well I hate you gal cuz everyone else hates you too.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Shortpasta
Mary Sue - The Real Story

There was once a girl named Mary Sue. She attended school and got good grades, but she was severly tormented by bullies. They would call her "Caucasian,"  "white," and most offensively, "cracker." Mary Sue would cry to herself when she came home from school every day.
One day, Mary walked down a spooky alley and was bitten by a rat. She went insane and shooed it away. She realized that she liked shooing things away, and decided to continue with the serial shooing.
However, the shooing evolved into STABBING. That all happened when, after the final day of school,  her then-crush Randy flirted (by tickling her neck to gain attention) Mary until she passed out.
She woke up in a hospital, and found that she had a rash! She decided to grab her resting pillow and SHOVED IT DOWN HER NURSE'S THROAT. She was bleeding everywhere, and entrails started to ooze out of her belly button. She decided that she needed to escape, so she crashed through the window and skipped to her house, killing everyone in her way.
She remembered Jeff Woods, her 1st crush, and how he went insane, and because she wanted to be together with him, she poured bleach onto her body, thus turning her albino. She saw her single mother walk through the door, and she used a razor to SHAVE HER TO DEATH. She was about to walk out the door and find Jeff, but she forgot to fuck up her face. Realizing that she had no pockets, she jabbed her mother's knife on her head. It was her pocket.
After learning Jeff was in an insane asylum, she decided to bust him help with the help of her knife, which she stealthily threw at all security guards. She saw Jeff locked up, and unlocked his cell. She immediately hugged Jeff.
However, she yanked her knife and STABBED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIM UNTIL HE WAS JUST BONES AND JELLY. She did this over the realization that Jeff wasn't there for her in her emotional struggle. THEN SHE PLANTED EXPLOSIVES AND BLEW UP THE INSANE ASYLUM.
Today, she is still killing because Jeff was the only thing that made her happy, and now that he's dead, she is no longer happy.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Satire
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Mary Sue the Killer

Mary Sue.
She was a 20 year old girl who was good at everything, until one day, that all changed. She was on Club Penguin, and some c*nt was blocking the weekly pin. She politely asked him to move, but he said one thing that she would never forget.
"lol, get a memburship, m8"
So Mary Sue rage quit Club Penguin for good. And then she took a kitchen knife, knowing it had never been done before, and killed Mr. and Mrs. Mary Sue. All of a sudden, Slenderman appeared from the shadows. "Mary. I have been watching you. So now, I am making you queen of all Creepypastas." Mary knew she earned this title. Slenderman cleared his throat and continued. "And Jeff told me he thinks you're totally desu kawaii, and that he would totally cut your head off and bang your dead body."
Mary was glad Jeff-Senpai noticed her, so she married Jeff, BEN, Seed Eater, Slenderman, Hoodie, Masky, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, The Observer, Sonic.EXE, Smile Dog, Tails Doll, Optimus Prime, Ninja Jesus, a slice of colby jack cheese, a brick, Mike Pollock, ShadyScourge, Goku, and a partridge in a pear tree. And together, they had a million babies who killed and made lots of blood.
-Fin-
BOO!
lol, you totally jumped at that. admit it.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Shortpasta
Mask murder

once apon a time a lady named candice was walking through the woods hen she found her true love little did she no he was a killer and wanted in 12 other states. they went home ate some pasta, brushed their teeth. then they went to bed. in the morning they woke up and candice was pergnate so he killed her.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Masks

Masks are my favorite things to make. The lovely colors and invigorating process that it takes to craft them. They bring joy and wonder, as well as fear. I travel the world making and collecting these wonderfully crafted masks. Ah, how my heart sings when I think back on their first days, and the horror and fear I caused in their creation.
Oh, how they pleaded and begged for their lives, but only there faces would work. Only their faces would be worth adding to my collection. So when their time came I gave them what they begged for, and my collection grew. Yes, my special healing song ended all of their pain and gave me something to smile even wider about. But now alas, my smile has faded, for that little imp has taken what was most precious to me! But look, a boy? Turned to...luck may still be in my favor...he may be able to help...
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Mass Defect 3

I love playing Mass Effect 3. It's a great shooter game and I play it a lot. But after that one horrid day, I never touched the game ever again. It started out as a normal playing session, me, loughlin and drewiee playing in a multiplayer server. I always loved to kill the enemy next to the wall, as the head would spaz. I did so for the first 5 waves, and then the game crashed.
So I figured the game just had an error, reset the Xbox, and proceeded to the Mass Effect 3 main menu. Though, as I went to invite them back, I saw that I was not logged in. I tried to log in, but text appeared saying:
"Failed to connect to XBLA. Please try again later."
So I got a little impatient and tried again not even seconds later. But the text was different and pretty unusual "I asked nicely, now bother me later." I proceeded to sign in. It now said, "Are you an idiot? I said later!"
I did not stop trying, as I was determined to play with my friends. It now said a really aggressive statement:
"DO NOT TRY TO LOG IN! PLAY YOUR GAME OR WE TAKE AWAY YOUR XBLA ACCOUNT!" I did not want to lose my account, so I stopped.
I figured it would sign me in if I selected multiplayer. It didn't sign me in, but it let me got to the multiplayer menu. I just did what I would do, start a match. So I played as usual and in no time I was on the extraction wave. But instead of the victory music and message showing up, the ship landed on my character and blood spewed everywhere.
Text displayed saying, "It was an accident!" But in between the "was" and "an" was tiny text saying:
"ON PURPOSE"
Suddenly, the "an accident" faded away, and "ON PURPOSE" got larger.
It froze, but as I went to reset the Xbox, the Xbox started to smoke, and then it lit on fire as Geth Pyro sound effects played. I called 911 as I ran outside and across the street to my neighbors house. The house burned down. All the Firefighter said was, "You're 24, you should be more responsible than this"
All I saw was the leftover ashes and blood stains of my family. I cried as the last of the fire was put out. I sent a letter to Microsoft, attempting to sue them. They replied back the next day "Would you like a free game?"
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Skeletons
Category:Featured Pastas
Mass Fertilising

HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. WHEN WALKING DOWN THE HIGH STREET THIS MORNING, MY THEN-FLACCID FEROCIOUS FIRE HYDRANT THREATENING TO TEAR OUT OF MY PANTS, I ENCOUNTERED A WELL-ENDOWED 27 YEAR OLD LADY WEARING A MINISKIRT SO SHORT THAT IT RESEMBLED A RIBBON. IMMEDIATELY, MY MASSIVE MARAUDING MAN MEAT BEGAN TO EXPAND, SOON FILLING THE ENTIRE STREET AND CATCHING THE EYE OF THIS PRETTY ROSE. WITH ONE TUG OF MY TITANIC TROUSER THRASHER, SHE WAS SLAMMED INTO THE SIDE OF A SKYSCRAPER. THE RESULTING COLLAPSE OF THE SKYSCRAPER CAUSED EARTHQUAKES THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE CITY, AND WHEN I FINALLY RELEASED MY BARRAGE OF BABY BLAMANGE, IT FLOODED THE CITY FOR DAYS, FERTILISING SEVERAL HUNDRED LADIES WITH MY SUPERB SPROG. AFTERWARDS, THEY ALL THANKED ME. I GUARANTEE IT.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Memes
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Massachusetts Copypasta

Massachusetts is so damn boring there's nothing to roast it for. It's like roasting your great Aunt who only goes out twice a week to the grocery store and church. She has a nice house, she keeps to herself, she has no friends or hobbies, never does anything interesting, the most interesting thing you could say about her is that when she was a young woman ages ago she was a bit rebellious but now everyone around her is newer and cooler than she is.
She is just a responsible old lady who has already purchased her coffin and headstone so as not to disturb anyone after she passes away.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Massive Shit

Yesterday was my 20th birthday. My family and I went out to my favorite restaurant of all time Del Taco.
I ordered to my delight of knowing I could get how much I wanted even if I wasn't going to finish all of it. I'm kind of a spoiled shit. (Pun not intended).
An hour and a half later I finished all 22 tacos, the plate of nachos, and all six of my large refills of Sprite. <insert food-induced-coma>. We get home from the festivities, and I quickly fall asleep for ten hours and sleep the rest of my birthday away. The only thing that woke me up was the MASSIVE need to vacate my feces. So off to the toilet I ran, like a damn bat outta hell, right
I screech to a stop do a 180 drop my pants, and my dick came up and slapped me in the face. It's an inconvenience you learn to live with.
But this wasn't any normal shit. It hurt like nothing I'd experienced before. I felt like I was going to throw up, and blow my brains out of my ass.
I started sweating like crazy, the room started spinning, and then... it came. I then birthed the BIGGEST fucking log I'd ever seen in my life. The pain that was there before was a knee scrape in comparison to how bad this was. It felt like Pharrell had shown up right out of Blurred Lines and gave me something that would split my ass in two. I nearly blacked out a dozen times, until I finally fell asleep.
Now what made this the unusual shit was this... I woke up again, drenched in my own sweat, and felt the toilet... vibrating. It kept vibrating in small bursts almost like... someone was yelling.
I jumped off the toilet at lightning speed, and then I saw it...
IT WAS THE GODDAMN LOCHNESS MONSTER! IT CAME OUT OF THE TOILET AND STARTED DEMANDING TREE FIDDY.
I said, "Goddamn it, it's the lochness monster! I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy".
It said, "Please, please, I really need it!"
I said, "No, goddamn it, I ain't givin' you no mother fuckin' tree fiddy".
Goddamn lochness monster. It knew I just got four fiddy in birthday money, but it snuck in to my toilet to ask for it knowing I would eat at Del Taco!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Memes
Category:Beings
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Master Krabs: the banned pilot

Have u ever heard about evil episodes. If yes i will show you one. I was once beating my grandma (as usual) when he stoped screaming and said:
"I have a very banned sponge bob episode. It is the scraped debut of mester krabs and Stephen Hillebnurg gave it to me back when she was my boyfriend."
Then he gave me the tape. It was extremely blood covered so i licked it clean. Then i put it to my vhs player. After a slowed down intro that played for about 42 minutes the title card was shown. It was "mistir krabs gets evil'd". I was mortified. The episde started with mistur krabs in his office doing questoinable things with his money. Suddenly one of his dollar bills transformed into satan and started speeking. "Murder everything mitser krab" it sayed.
Mastur krabs said no at first. But then a very evil plot convience has happened and he growed a evil grin. The following 34 minutes was a comically realistic image of miser krabs staring at the viewer. It was so anatomically accurate i womitted 17 times.
After the image disappeared krabs walked into the krusty krab kitchen. Sponebob was happy as usual
Until he noticed mirset krabs evil and realistic face.
Then he started screaming and running as nr krabs pulled out an extremely oversized knife and sliced him up. It was in slow motion and so realistic that i melted off.
Wen he walked to squidward, things got worse. squdwiard screamed exactly like a weird shaped pink plastik horse as misret krabs cut off his nose then eated his head. Finally krabs killed everyone in bikini bottom, including sandy and patrick and even patrick.
The outro also was in slow motion, and iwas so scared that i went to the bathroom. But when looked to the mirror i realized That I AM MSITER KRABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Epilog: i am a prison now and the tape got buried in area 51. Never watch this episode or i will copyright strike your dog. THE END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Mating Process

How does one facilitate the mating process?
I have exhausted all possible positive overtures towards my potential female mate, and deign to acknowledge that my advances have been met with a cold, dismissive response. I have attempted to establish rapport with the subject via a series of rehearsed jokes and small-talk, but alas, they simply do not find camaraderie in my sophisticated sense of humor.
More assertive and direct advancement techniques, including overtly flirtatious remarks and body language were met with much faster, more abrupt attempts to disengage from the social interaction. I simply do not understand the flaw in my social interaction strategies. I am a good-looking male human, and need a partner with which to ensure the continuation of my gene line. Is not my sophistication sufficient to convince members of the opposite sex that I am prime mating material?
From whence have I erred in this most frustrating courting dance?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Matrix Space Ship

MARTIX SPACE SHIP:
The night grew dark. 
Neo looked outside the ship but he saw emptyness staring back at him. 
He knew he had to get to the matirx but he didn't knew when they would arrive. 
Morpheus was working on a compter program to find out when but who knows how long he take.
He runs over to the front of ship to see how Morpheuos is doing but he finds out Morpheus not working he's looking at porn.	
"DUDE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT" said Neo and he slammed his coffee mug in suprise.
"What you talk about I wasnt do anything" said Morphus and he closed his browser but Neo cheacked history and saw he looked at bad websites. (A/N: My parents did this a few days ago and they wont let me go on internet so im on here in secret so dont tell anyone)
The two guys looked out window and saw a planet come up "Is that the MATRIZ"
"nope sorry its actually a place where we can refeul the ship but dont worry the matrix is definetely coming up soon"
They landed and went to a hillbilly store to get fuel oh and by the way this planet is a desert planet so imagine it like in those cheesy old Western movies.
"Hey bro do you have oil for my sapceship" Mropheus was talking to the owner but
Neo went into the back of the store. Wat he would see there would affect his rest of life.
He glimpsed up at the newspapers on the wall they said that Morpheus was did bad things like staeling money from buisnesses and hacking into Facebook and making ppl unfriend each other.
"What you doing back here" the dissatisfied growl of Morpheus shocked Neo and he turn around and saw Morpeus holding gun.
"Why have you be doing this I thouhgt you were going to take me to the Matrix and save the univerce"
"Neo you been a fool. The matrix isnt real"
Morpheus's finger touched the trigger
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Shortpasta
Mattress/Furniture Stores Theory

I'm convinced that mattress/furniture stores exist in a quantum superposition of grand opening and going out of business sale.
It is both and neither at once until an observer records the state at which point it becomes one or the other.
But because you know exactly where the store is located, you cannot know how fast it is going out of business because of your uncertainty about its business momentum.
All around us, all the time pairs of anti-discount mattress stores and discount mattress stores are popping into existence, forming the quantum memory foam that is the basis for the universe. Without the pressure of this quantum memory foam strip malls would collapse.
We can see evidence of this when a pair is created such that one half is within the sales radius of a supermassive furniture store like Ikeaone of them is pulled in and the other escapes as a Hawking mattress store.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Max Payne: Devil's revenge

I was bored, so I was searching for games, I found a torrent of Max Payne 1, I remember playing that game years ago, it was hard as hell.
I downloaded the torrent ans started to play, there was no intro. the menu had no background and the only option was New Game, not even options!
The game started as ever, Max is in the Aesir building with a sniper, and then there is a flashback and he's talking with that police that dies in the second chapter.
After that the part when you discover that his family was killed.
I though that the level of the Metro will appear, but nope, Max was in a mountain and he said: "I will do everything to bring my family to life, please, Satan", this was weird, I was a little scared, "it's only a glitch" I though.
After that the devil itself appeared in front of Max, it was hyper-realistic, like Crysis 3 but better.
With a hyper-realistic demonic voice it said: "If you want your family back, you must give your soul to Satan" why the devil was talking in third person? was he retarded? anyway, Max said: "Everything for my family".
The Devil said: "I will give you the tools for revenge".
After that Aesir building level started, Max could shoot enery balls that killed with one hit, when an enemy is tocuhed by the ball he explodes with hyper-realistic gore, also Max is inmortal.
When the helicopter appeared the game glitched and deleted itself, I said: "Fuck, this is the most fun mod that I ever played" then a message appeared, the message was: "Yo shouldn't have done that..." then Patrixxx appeared and killed me with a dildo.
END
Category:Vidya games
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Im died
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Max and Ruby Lost Episode: "Rabbits"

I'm sure you've heard Max and Ruby. The show on Nickelodeon. It's about 2 rabbits who go on random adventures. There's an odd experience I had with a strange episode I found. I discovered the tape after hearing a knock from my door. I answered the door and saw a CD Case with Max and Ruby armed with rifles with text reading "Rabbits" in the DOOM Game font. on the floor and nobody was there. Not one person, I took it and inserted it in my PC. 
It started off the Max and Ruby intro but the scenes were Max and Ruby Massacring random places at night time . Ruby was dressed as Not Important from Hatred and Max was dressed as Vladimir Makarov from Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2. The song was "Particular Hatred" By "Iperyt" from the Hatred game. The intro ended with Max holding a large sharp object with Caillou's head on it. Max screamed like someone doing a death metal song. 
The episode started with Max and Ruby dressed as the same as the intro. It took place at night. They loaded up their weapons being rifles, automatic shotguns and pistols. "Max, what is important is that this world needs to die" Ruby Said. Then they got outside and started rampaging in their neighborhood then going up into the city. Police arrived on the scene but also got ambushed. Max and Ruby Then broke into a shop. The store owner attempted to hit Ruby with the broom but was then shot by Ruby. Max breaks into another store. Shoots the store owner who was seeing the wanted poster he got by the police.. He was suddenly alive for 5 seconds but then fell. It then showed a street in an alley. Graffiti on the wall of the alley read "0004" as if it was written with a paint spray can. 
The next scene showed them rampaging through a prison. Then they saw Caillou. "Are you guys spreading my message?" Caillou said. "This is not a message!" Max said. Max then shoots Caillou in the face with a shotgun. "Useless degenerate defending shit!" Ruby Said as she witnessed what she saw what Caillou was drawing. Then she used a paper shredder to tear up Caillou's degenerate artwork. Before setting the entire prison on fire. Then they went through the sewers. A SWAT Team was sent after them and then they ambushed the SWAT Team. Max and Ruby rose up from the sewer. Went to an alley. Used spray paint cans and wrote "0004" on the walls. Then they continued rampaging. 
The episode ended as they used a code in some sort of building to explode the entire town. The credits played like normal as if nothing happened. I was expecting the normal logos at the end but all I saw was Max in the same pose with the sharp object inserted into Caillou's head. The Max and Ruby intro played in reverse. There was Japanese text on the image. I used Google Translate and it said "Asagi is coming to you!" The episode ended like that. I hear a knock at the door and there they are... RABBITS!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire 
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Inside Jokes 
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings