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Silvia Rugrat/IF-60.895

==History==
===Background===
Silvia Rugrat is/was/will be a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings.
Untethered from time, Rugrat is both a little baby and a nightclub singer in 1930s Chicago. It is this temporal non-linearity which made/makes/will make Rugrat such a consistent strikeout artist despite occasionally appearing as such a small baby.
Rugrat is well known for allowing almost no walks in her games, even in early seasons. Fans speculate that this is because, as a sometimes-baby, she doesn't know how to walk herself.
It is unclear when, how, or why Rugrat joined/joins/will join the Wild Wings. When asked about why there was a baby on the team, teammate Miguel Wheeler said, “What are we supposed to do, tell her no?” The critiques of Rugrat’s presence on a professional sports team have faded away as she proved herself a good and trustworthy pitcher.
===Career with the Wild Wings===
In Season 3, 97% of surveyed Wild Wings fans agreed with the statement: "Silvia Rugrat is our Queen." The other 3% were unavailable for comment.
Over time, Rugrat gained a reputation as a consistent pitcher, which was made all the more impressive by her status as a wildly inconsistent temporal anomaly. Despite being permanently in flux, Rugrat was a mainstay of the Wings’ pitching rotation, not moving from her spot in the roster until a Fax Machine incident forced her to move.
As one of the longest-tenured pitchers in the league, Rugrat has seen/sees/will see her share of tragedies. When asked about this history, Rugrat typically has one of two responses. The first is to say that she has also seen her share of victories and beautiful things. The second is to cry. These responses are not limited by her status as baby or lounge singer at the time of response.
In Season 24, aided by improved survey technology, Wild Wings fans were surveyed again. This time, 100% of fans agreed with the statement, “Silvia Rugrat is our queen.” 100% also agreed with the statement “Silvia Rugrat is our anchor.”
===Career as a Singer===
Rugrat enjoys telling improbable stories about singing in clubs and speakeasies in Depression-era Chicago. The fact that these stories bear a striking resemblance to various popular movies, books, and radio serials of the time does not make them any less likely to be true. Rugrat does not perform whilst in 20XX, but she will sing for her teammates sometimes.
===Career as a Baby===
Like pretty much all babies, Rugrat requires naps. Her teammates appreciate this and will sometimes nap with her.
Simon Colon

was a lineup player for the Moab Sunbeams, and was on the team during Season A of Ultra League Blaseball and Season B of Internet League Blaseball.
== Official League Records ==
===Prehistory===
All records of Colon prior to discovery on , Day 71 are only available from the Library in the following volumes:
*Pre-History I:
**, listing Season A's statistical leaders and MVPs as originally named after Day 162. Colon had the league's fourth highest number of stolen bases (14).
**, listing Season B's statistical leaders and MVPs as originally named after Day 162. Colon had the league's second highest number of stolen bases (17).
Colon was incinerated at an unknown point in Pre-History; it is currently unknown who replaced them.
===History===
On , Day 15, Colon Baltimore Crabs player Kennedy Loser, reaching on fielder's choice but not scoring. On Day 25, Colon inhabited Loser once again, hitting a ground out to Core Mechanics player Shirai McElroy before they stopped inhabiting.
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Simon Peck

was an inactive Internet League Blaseball player listed as a member of Null Team.
== Official League Records ==
Peck first appeared in the League Records via the player search function introduced alongside the The Library during . Little is known about Peck but it is assumed that Peck has never appeared with an active ILB team and that they were in the League prior to the Library's appearance.
Being unaffiliated with any Team at the conclusion of Beta, Peck avoided conversion into post-Beta Blaseball. As a result, this player no longer exists.
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Category:Players
Category:Players who no longer exist
Sinking Ship

is a Team Modification, first seen after the Arcana Drawing in .
==Effects==
A team with Sinking Ship is improved by 1% for every player below 14 on their roster, and impaired by 1% for every player above 14 on their roster.
==History==
During the Season 13 Earlsiesta, the Hawai'i Fridays' card, II The High Priestess , was drawn as the first card of the season's reading. The Fridays were immediately granted Sinking Ship as a Permanent modification.
Category:Team Modifications
Category:Exclusive_Team_Modifications
Sisyphus Park

Sisyphus Park is a popular tourist destination in Tartarus. It's notable for being one of the few locations in the underworld where plant life can grow, and for being the location of Sisyphus's eternal torment. Visitors are encouraged to stop by and watch Sisyphus roll his boulder uphill, and it makes for a popular picnic destination. Sisyphus is usually willing to chat with visitors, as "it gets pretty boring doing this alone."
Sisyphus Park is also home to Hades' famous pomegranate groves, which mortal visitors are heavily encouraged to try. Paula Turnip's company holds exclusive rights to sell Hades pomegranates.
Hades Tigers players can often be found at Sisyphus park between home games as it is close to Sixth Circle Stadium. (Distances more exact than "close" being difficult to define in a non-euclidean, ever-shifting, possibly infinite city that is also a primordial being.)
Category:Hades Tigers
Category:Community-Made Places
Sixpack Santiago

is a player for the Miami Dale, and has been with the team since , Day 6.
==Official League Records==
Santiago joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale on , Day 6 after to the incineration of Theodore Passon.
On , Day 84 Santiago swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction.
On , Day 74, Santiago became a pitcher due to Reverb.
Santiago partied on , Day 97 and gained a in each stat.
During the , Santiago's pitching increased from and batting decreased as a result of the Dale's will.
During the , Santiago retreated to the Dale's Shadows in exchange for Caleb Novak as a result of the Dale's will.
On , Day 106, Santiago joined the Dale's lineup in exchange for Trinity Smaht at Miami International Arena via the Ratified .
During the , Santiago was sent from the Dale's lineup to the Dale's rotation as a result of the Dale's will.
During the December 9, 2022 Fall Ball, Santiago fell back to the Miami Dale. 
==Personal Life==
Santiago enjoys swimming and running. He often participates in 10ks and swim meets during the off season. He believes his active lifestyle will improve blaseball performance.
Santiago regularly posts selfies to his twitter, often outside in Miami or near an opponent team's stadium. Santiago enjoys talking to la familia. Their encouragement helps him to power through his frequent strikeouts.
Santiago recently lost to Avila Guzman in all three events of the Dale donut triathlon (car, eating, and boat).
Santiago has one younger cousin, with whom he enjoys playing video games such as CLOD, Stardlew Valley, Digbuild, and Plokemon Glo.
==Controversies==
It is said that Sixpack Santiago looks just like someone you used to go to high school with. He looks, in fact, like the very platonic ideal of a High School Jock.
"I can't explain it but every time I see him he looks like one of the jocks I used to go school with, but never quite the same!" — notorious Dale fan
The public is generally very confused by Santiago. A small sect of Miami fans claim that Santiago is a shapeshifter.
"I have followed Santiago for years! I have taken pictures! He changes every single day! He might look the same to you, but the discerning eye knows!" — notorious Conspiracy Theorist
Santiago denies this allegation. "That's ridiculous. I look the same every day." He has refused DNA testing and further medical examination multiple times.
==Fan Works==
File:Pack.jpg|art by 
File:Six.jpg|art by 
File:Santiago tarot birbteef.jpg|Knight of Cups, by @birbteef
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Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Nominative Determinism
Skylar Blanks

was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Records==
Blanks was first seen as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
On Gamma 4, Season 1, Day 123, Blanks and Sassy Bribes of the Dallas Steaks swapped teams in the Feedback. However, when the game ended each player continued to play for their respective original team while being listed as a player of their new team on their player pages. The inconsistencies between the player pages and rosters were corrected later in the week with Blanks having completed two at-bats for the Steaks.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams Short Circuits Players
Category:Dallas Steaks Short Circuits Players
Skylar Dogbone

was a player in the shadows for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 1.
==Official League Records==
Dogbone was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 1.
On Gamma 1, Season 1, Day 85, Dogbone entered the shadows for the Lift via Night and was replaced by Paisley McGhee. Upon entering the shadows, Dogbone experienced a combined stats increase of .
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Tokyo Lift Short Circuits Players
Sleeping God

The Sleeping God is a mysterious and forgotten God that long ago began to sleep beneath the Fens in Boston. 
Extremely little information is known or understood about it other than the fact that it is a God, that it is asleep, and that its presence and dreams have a significant impact on the surrounding area. The surrounding area is described as being extremely surreal and non-Euclidean. 
There also exists an unconfirmed theory that the local Blaseball team, the Boston Flowers, may have originally been created to appease the God in the event that it wakes, given the inherent connection between Blaseball and Gods. 
The Sleeping God has a group of worshippers & followers known as The Eyeseekers.
File:Sleeping Gods Descendant.png|Sleeping God's descendant by Mortimer_Mekhane
Sleve Pinball

was a player in the Shadows for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Pinball was first seen as a player in the Shadows for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Slosh Chalk

was a player in the lineup for the Yellowstone Magic, and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Records==
Chalk was first seen as a player in the shadows for the Yellowstone Magic after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
On Season 1, Day 111, Chalk replaced Isaac Puffins in a Night Shift, joining the Magic’s lineup. Chalk experienced an overall star increase of upon clocking in.
During the Party Planning election, Chalk attended the Magic's Rager, resulting in a combined stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Yellowstone Magic Short Circuits Players
Slosh Eckhardt

was a lineup player for the Topeka Moist Talkers, and was with the team since Season D, Day 3 until their incineration on an unknown date. Eckhardt previously played for the Canada Artists.
==Official League Record==
Eckhardt was first seen as a lineup player for the Canada Artists after a feed event was revealed in the Library, under A Save in Pre-History I.
On Season D, Day 3, Eckhardt was batting for the Artists when a Rogue Umpire incinerated the team. Due to Agan Espinoza's Fire Protector modification, Eckhardt survived the incineration and was transferred to the Topeka Moist Talkers.
On an unknown date, Eckhardt was incinerated and replaced by an unknown player.
Slosh Gulp

is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since the Endseason.
== Official League Records ==
Gulp joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Charleston Shoe Thieves as the Shoe Thieves' Overbracket Playoff Birth.
On Season 1, Day 63, Gulp fell back to the Charleston Shoe Thieves during a game in Horizon weather, becoming Buried.
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Category:Playoff Births
Slosh Monstar

was a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Monstar was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 election, Monstar’s batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles amplification, resulting in a batting stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Tokyo Lift Short Circuits Players
Slosh Truk

was a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from the until Fall Ball. Truk has previously played for the Atlantis Georgias, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.
==Official League Records==
Truk joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Atlantis Georgias during the Descension. 
During the , Truk joined the Georgias' active roster in exchange for Neerie McCloud as a result of the Georgias' will
During the , Truk was given the modification as part of the seasonal reading.
Truk was traded to the Canada Moist Talkers in exchange for Randy Dennis during the via the Moist Talkers' will. Truk also gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Truk played for the Rising Stars. Then Truk returned to the Canada Moist Talkers as a pitcher.
During the , Truk Evolved to as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory.
==Fan Works==
File:Mint and Slosh Party.png|Mint Shupe and Slosh advertising Ooze, by @moliwogs
File:Slosh.jpg|Slosh Truk, depicted with green skin and slimy aura, bats with xyr trademark skateboard, by @nvijork
File:Ac georgias by abbasnail.jpg|Niq Nyong'o, Flattery McKinley, Randy Dennis, and Slosh Truk in the Animal Crossing art style by @gabbazael
File:Slosh Truk HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Former Shadows Players
Category:Players With Base 1
Slosh Truk/IF-92.568

===Appearance & Personality===
 
Slosh Truk is an amorphic volume of Ooze™ drink product which habitually forms into an approximately human shape. Xyr body has the appearance of the Ooze Classic™ formulation, a translucent and slightly cloudy green gel. When active or excited (which is most of the time), Truk’s cohesion is less in control, causing xyr body to distort, drip, splash, or… well… slosh. Xe has also been known to take other non-human forms, and seems to think they’re radical, but a humanoid shape is pretty well optimized for blaseball so it is more or less xyr default. The Ooze™ soft drink company ran a marketing campaign in which Truk took the shape of a variety of amusingly cartoonish animals to promote new flavors, which was wildly successful.
Although xe has high surface tension, xe tends to leave a green slimy residue on the things xe touches. Underwater, this slimy coating appears almost as an aura around xem. Xe has been known to slide into blase on a wave of xyr own slime, or slip through the tag with xyr slippery body. Often between games xe can be found relaxing as a puddle in a claw footed bathtub xe had installed in the club house.
Truk tends to be pretty laid back, humorous, relentlessly positive, and particularly fond of pranks, an echo of the over-the-top radical persona that xe puts on for xyr advertising appearances. Xe’s just happy to be there, and loves blaseball and xyr team.
Xe bats with an Ooze™ branded skateboard in lieu of a bat. It remains unclear if this is personal preference, or mandated by the Ooze™ Soft Drink Company marketing department. It is also worth noting that xe can also really shred when necessary.
====Backstory====
Joshua Turk was a merchant sailor in the early 19th century who drowned somewhere in the Atlantic. In death his spirit clung to his corpse on the seafloor, then his bones, and then finally to the sediment his bones became as nature did its grim work.
When the Ooze™ soft drink company hoovered this sediment up decades later to become part of their flagship drink, even after it was irradiated, sweetened, and augmented with 37 secret flavoring agents, the spirit of Josh Turk remained in some distorted way. The test kitchen scientists were astonished and frankly baffled by a big vat of Ooze™ that began to wriggle, bubble, and eventually speak in a slurred voice, claiming to be (in their words) “ ‘osh trk”. They scratched their heads and kicked it up the corporate ladder.
The Ooze Co. marketing division couldn’t believe its luck. Here they had a walking, talking, example of their product that didn’t take up any of the acting budget, or the CGI budget, and was also pretty decent at their inter-office blaseball beer league. They quickly put the proposition to be the Ooze ™ mascott to the somewhat addled Truk, who gladly accepted and slipped into xyr new lease on life with gusto. A few years later, at the marketing departments urging, xe also managed to break into professional blaseball, and xe has played for the Georgias ever since.
Slow Build

is a Player and Item Modification, first seen after the .
==Effects==
Every time a player with Slow Build steps up to bat (excluding their first plate appearance for a game), their hitting stats are improved by 1%. These stat gains are reset at game's end.
Slow Build has no effect on pitchers.
==History==
During the , the Canada Moist Talkers gained Slow Build through the Blessing of the same name, giving every player on their lineup at the time the modification.
The following players received Slow Build in the Season 18 Elections:
*Randy Dennis
*Commissioner Vapor
*Eugenia Garbage
*Beans McBlase
*Jesús Koch
*Ziwa Mueller
*Cedric Spliff
*York Silk III
*Lachlan Shelton
*Lucien Patchwork
Slow Build appeared again in the under the Blessing, which granted a random player on the winning team Slow Build as a Permanent Modification. This was won by the Hawai'i Fridays, and granted to Don Mitchell.
===Short Circuits===
Slow Build resurfaced as an Item modification in Gamma 4, Season 1, with a number of Prize Match games featuring items with the Slowdance Element. The following Slowdance items have been distributed as part of the Short Circuit:
Item name 	Winning Team 	Receiving Player	Date
Slowdance Glove 	Hades Tigers 	Calvin Clown 	Season 1, Day 16
Slowdance Cap 	Mexico City Wild Wings	Lillian McKinley	Season 1, Day 28
Slowdance Sunglasses of Good Vibes	Boston Flowers 	Frida Giles 	Season 1, Day 32
Category:Player Modifications
Category:Item Modifications
Smith Cya

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Records==
Cya was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 Elections, Cya's Batting was boosted by as a result of the Jazz Hands' Muscle Warmers Amplification. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Smithy

Smithy is a Ballpark Modification that was introduced with the Decree. It causes the ballpark to occasionally repair the items of players during games.
==Effect==
The Smithy can activate at any time during a game in a ballpark with the Smithy renovation. It can activate on either team, and will select a player to beckon over with the following message:
Smithy beckons to [PLAYER]. [ITEM] is repaired!
Repairing an item this way would restore a single pip of durability, and could restore broken items, or simply refill durability on damaged items. 
==History==
The Smithy was introduced with the passing of the Smithy Decree in the Season 17 that read "All non-Playoff Teams from this Season build a Smithy in their Ballpark, which occasionally repairs Items".
The Smithy passed with 968,906 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes and the following message:
*FORGES FIRE
*HAMMER ANVIL
*BONDS BROKEN
*REBORN
===Ballpark Additions===
Smithies were only available from the Smithy Decree, and were all built in the . It was never available for teams to build as a renovation afterwards, and thus could never be ratified. 
The Smithy was built by the Lift, Jazz Hands, Tigers, Wild Wings, Georgias, Flowers, Worms, Lovers, Garages, Mechanics, Moist Talkers, Shoe Thieves, Breath Mints, and Crabs.
Category:Ballpark Modifications
Smooth

is a Player Modification, first seen in the and given out by the Peanut Butter Blessing.
==Effects==
A Smooth batter's Speed is increased by 100% during Peanut weather, generally increasing their skill at moving around the bases.
Smooth has no effect on pitchers.
==History==
===Season 13===
During , the Blessing Peanut Butter was offered, and won by the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Kaj Statter Jr. became Smooth, while Igneus Delacruz became Chunky due to the blessing.
With the introduction of a new Item system from onward, Items have a chance of spawning with Modification-granting Elements. The first Smooth-conferring Item dropped on Day 72, , in a Prize Match between the Hawai'i Fridays and the Core Mechanics. The Fridays won 3.1-0, and Mordecai Kingbird gained the Smooth Helmet.
==See Also==
*List of players with the Smooth modification
*List of Item drops with the Smooth modification
Category:Player Modifications
Category:Item Modifications
Smooth/Item Events

This is a list of all Items that have dropped bearing the Smooth Modification element.
Item name 	Receiving player 	Date 	Source
Smooth Helmet 	Mordecai Kingbird 	, Day 72 	Prize Match
Slimy Smooth Cannon 	King Weatherman 	Season 18 Latesiesta	Gift Shop, Handcrafted Cannon Drop
Hearty Smooth Necklace 	Rigby Friedrich 	, Day 98 	Prize Match
Golden Smooth Blood Necklace	Millipede Aqualuft 	, Day 71 	Prize Match
Smooth Ring 	Baldwin Breadwinner	, Day 11 	Community Chest
Hearty Smooth Arm Shoes 	Bennett Bluesky 	, Day 4 	Community Chest
Smooth Glove of Vanity 	Lucien Patchwork 	, Day 43 	Community Chest
Slimy Smooth Socs 	Richardson Games 	, Day 43 	Community Chest
Passionate Smooth Necklace 	Mooney Doctor II 	, Day 71 	Prize Match
Smooth Broom 	Eris Street 	 	Shadow Brooms Supply Run Blessing
Sharp Smooth Necklace 	Amos Melon 	, Day 7 	Community Chest
Smooth Wooden Jersey 	Evelton McBlase 	, Day 68 	Community Chest
Trader Smooth Cool Ring 	Atlas Diaz 	 	Outsider Trading Blessing
Smooth Glove 	Parker Meng 	, Day 51 	Community Chest
Snack Payout Modifications

are a class of Team Modifications that grant double payouts based on a specific Snack for Fans.
==History==
The four Snack Payout Modifications were introduced in as four Blessings Teams could win during the Election.
Buttered Up blessed the Tokyo Lift.
*The Lift will now pay out double for the Popcorn Snack.
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Glazed blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
*The Tacos will now pay everyone double when they trigger Sun 2 (only for Snackholders with the Doughnut Snack).
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Jam-Packed blessed the Ohio Worms.
*The Worms will now pay everyone double when they trigger the Black Hole (only for Snackholders with the Wet Pretzel Snack.)
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Over Salted blessed the Core Mechanics.
*The Mechanics will now pay out double for the Stale Popcorn Snack.
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==Popcorn and Stale Popcorn==
The Modification doubles the payout of Popcorn for Fans of the Tokyo Lift.
The Modification double the payout of Stale Popcorn for Fans of the Core Mechanics.
==Doughnuts and Wetzels==
The Modification doubles the payout of any Snackholders with Doughnuts whenever the LA Unlimited Tacos trigger a Sun 2 activation.
The Modification doubles the payout of any Snackholders with Wet Pretzels whenever the Ohio Worms trigger a Black Hole activation.
Category:Team Modifications
Category: Exclusive Team Modifications