PHOTO-REALISTIC!!!

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HYPER-REALISM? FUCK THAT, BECAUSE THANKS TO DEAD BRAT, WE'VE GOT PHOTO-REALISM NOW! NOW LET'S GET... PHOTO-REAL!
A WILD PHOTO-REALISTIC CORPSE OF BRAT SIMPLETON APPEARED!
HOMER USED SEX!
MARGE USED FREE BLOW-JOBS!
IT'S SUPER EFFEC- Ah, fuck this. Let's just get on with the photo-realistic photo-realism already. Anyway, let's get... PHOTO-REAL!
== PHOTO-REALISTIC TALE 1 ==
I was walking my dog one sunny morning when I saw that the sun had become photo-realistic. For no reason. So I didn't give a shit and I continued walking my dog.
== PHOTO-REALISTIC TALE 2 ==
I had some photo-realistic gay sex with my friend last night, and I was crying photo-realistic blood from my anus. And that is SPOOKY!
== PHOTO-REALISTIC TALE 3 ==
Yeah... I give blow-jobs.
== PHOTO-REALISTIC TALE 4 ==
WHO WANTS FUCK-FUCK? PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS...
== 5 ELAT CITSILAER-OTOHP ==
!yracs ti ekam esrever ni seman taht devorp yllatot yoshI
== PHOTO-REALISTIC TALE 666: PART 1/3 - THE FIRST 6 ==
IT'S THE FINAL PHOTO-REALISTIC TALE! THANK GOD! Well, the first part at least. Anyway...
There was once a wiki named Trollpasta Wiki. The bureaucrats and sysops there are on a duty to protect their wiki from the incoming shit-storm. What could this tremendous force be? Whatever it is, it's obviously far bigger than any ordinary vandalism strike. We're prepared for this...
== PHOTO-REALISTIC TALE 666: PART 2/3 - THE SECOND 6 ==
It's nearly here. The opposing force. With our defenses and mega troll cannons ready, we aimed, but held our fire, until this tremendous force arrives. We need to see what it is first... In mere seconds, an all-out war is about to begin. This will be the biggest battle of our lives. Wait a minute... There it is... The opposing force... It's... OH MY GOD... IT'S... IT'S PHOTO-REALISTIC!!! MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE!!!
== PHOTO-REALISTIC TALE 666: PART 3/3 - THE FINAL 6 ==
Whatever we're fighting against, it is called... The Black Mist. We've defeated its minion, the Red Mist, several years ago. While the Red Mist was hyper-realistic, the Black Mist is SUPER PHOTO-REALISTIC!! It engulfs our wiki in darkness, and we cannot see a thing. It's quiet. After a few minutes, we decide to just fire already. So we fire all the arrows we've got, but to no avail. The missiles also did nothing, the machine guns, laser beams, hydrogen bombs, and asteroids were useless as well. Not even EVIL PATRIXXX was able to stop the Black Mist. It's over. We're doomed...
== PHOTO-REALISTIC TALE 666 ==
However, plot twist, it actually wasn't over... Our researchers, scientists, professors, and workers have all developed the ultimate weapon that could even bruise EVIL PATRIXXX... The PINGAS Cannon! Also known as the Light Cannon, this is the ultimate weapon to use against powerful forces of darkness. Suddenly the Red Mist returns, and joins the Black Mist to cause even more chaos and havoc on the wiki. Thousands of articles are being deleted by the click of a button, hundreds of user accounts are being terminated, rollbacks, admins, bureaucrats, and even staff on the wiki are being demoted and blocked at a speedy rate... This was the most brutal and violent act of assault ever committed on a wiki. However, the Black Mist and Red Mist's reign of tyranny ends now... Now that we have the PINGAS Cannon! I'm just a young rollback, but they trust me to handle the weapon, offering it to me instead of the admins or bureaucrats. They want me to fire it into the darkness...
I charge the weapon. I close my eyes and shed a tear, remembering my family... What the Black Mist has done to them... Then I open my eyes with an angry look and shout, "BLACK MIST! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY FAMILY! TIME FOR PAYBACK, BITCH! NOW TASTE... THE... PINGAS!!!!!!!!". The "PINGAS" at the end of my sentence echoed throughout the wiki, you know, for dramatic effect. The cannon had finished charging as I said that. Without hesitation or regret, I immediately pulled the trigger. A huge PINGAS beam was blasted into the air at tremendous speeds, and it impales both the Black Mist and the Red Mist like a great big titanium sword, and it explodes with the force of an antimatter PINGAS bomb. The Black Mist and Red Mist are fatally injured, they were in agonizing pain, they couldn't take the powerful blow. As they both began to explode (which obviously means they were ALREADY DYING), I decided to go for the overkill and charged up my cannon once more. I fired at the Black Mist and Red Mist and as the PINGAS beam exploded, the Black Mist and Red Mist exploded too, and the explosion was so fucking huge that it destroyed THE WHOLE WORLD! But the wiki survived. And I saved the wiki. I've also been promoted to a sysop. Nothing was left of the Black Mist and Red Mist, they were both completely annihilated, not the slightest trace of Red/Black Mist matter remained. Good riddance to those fuckers. Oh, right, and the Trollpasta Wiki lived happily ever after... Until The Purge™, that is.
...Okay. What the fuck was the point of that story. It wasn't even photo-realistic!
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Category:Satire
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Well, that was pointless.