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Demographics

Demographics is the so-called "science" of population statistics — a study of the styles, preferences, habits, and qualities of a particular group of people. As with any statistically-based science, it is often subject to multiple degrees of bullshit. Demographics are frequently used in the formulation of public policy, politics, and advertising fancy overpriced material goods.
==Common demographic classes==
Some of the common classes used in demographics for the categorisation of the population include, but are not limited to:
*Gender
*Employment
*Age
*Wealth
*Race
*Consumer habits
*Favorite color
*Dancing skills
*Favorite brand of beer
*Favorite Star Wars movie
==Specific areas of bullshittery==
Bullshitting by getting demographics wrong is easy enough. The two main problems are:
* Confusing a statistical trend with a rule. e.g., statistically, more men than women like football, therefore all men like football. We call this fallacy stereotyping — which is even worse when the "rule" isn't even backed up by the statistical evidence.
* Mistaking one statistical trend as applying outside the demographic. This is why medical trials always specify the status of the type of people they're looking at. You can't take a study that looked at 65 year-old men and assume you'll see the same medical benefits in healthy women in their 20s. Often referred to as the spotlight fallacy.
Between these two points, pretty much every misuse of demographic data can be found.
==Generations==
A generation is the demographic concept of classifying individuals on the basis of the era in which they were born and/or the significant events that they have experienced. The definitions of these are vague as hell and often vary or overlap to a certain degree, but some examples include:
*Greatest Generation, born 1910–1927
*Silent Generation, born 1928–1945
*Baby boomers, born 1946–1964
*Generation X, born c. 1965–1980
*Millennials (Generation Y), born c. 1980–1995
*Generation Z, born c. 1995–2012
*Generation Alpha, born c. 2012–present
==Census==
A census is a regular attempt to count the number of people in an area or state, possibly so that resources (including politicians) can be distributed fairly. A census is also how quite a lot of data for demographic research is acquired.
Censuses are often slightly skewed — not everybody gets counted for various reasons, there are usually quirks, and many people often view it as a blasted liberty.
==Demographic subjects==
* Overpopulation
* Demographic crisis
* Holocaust denial
* One-child policy
* Reproductive rights
==See also==
*Selection bias
==footnotes==
Category:Science
Category:statistics
Dennis Rodman

Dennis "The Worm" Rodman is a former professional basketball player, wrestler, bride, political activist, US Ambassador to North Korea, lesbian, and general lunatic. He is a graduate of Frankfort Kentuckistan Community University. He is the founder, creator, chief visionary officer, head chef and CEO of Denny's restaurants.
Dennis Rodman is often confused for Dennis.
== Basketball career ==
According to public records Rodman played 10 seasons in the WNBA, though league analysts have been perpetually confused as to which teams he plays for. Two things are for sure: Rodman's ability to get any woman he wants, and his mutant ability to change his hair to any color, made him a notorious player.
A couple of his best basketball buddies
* Michael Jordan
* Shaq
* David Robinson (kissed this one)
* Martha Stewart
* Karl Marx
== Wrestling career ==
After retiring from professional basketball, Rodman took up professional wrestling for a short while. There he joined the NWO and banged Vince McMahon doggy style. This cause Vince to later decide that he wanted to fake his death in a limousine crash. Sadly, his plot was ruined by Chris Benoit's death when he performed his most effective finishing maneuvers on his immediate family. But this is getting ahead of the story. Dennis Rodman wrestled for a while. End of story. Oh, and he also fucked Carmen Electra. Many times
==Film career==
His first venture into Hollywood sees him starring alongside Jean-Claude Van Damme in an action movie directed by a John Woo-cum-Michael Bay wannabe, Double Team, as well as starring as the lead of the critically acclaimed movie adaptation of the classic children's game, Simon Says, with Dane Cook.
==Political activism==
Rodman has recently become politically active, engaging in various humanitarian efforts. In 2013, Rodman began regularly visiting North Korea to discuss their deplorable human rights record with Kim Jong-un. Upon arrival, Kim threw a lavish hookers and blow party in Rodman's honor and assured him that there were no human rights violations in North Korea, the happiest place on Earth. A relieved Rodman relayed this message to the rest of the world, and every head of state called Rodman personally to express their gratitude. Rodman was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his remarkable achievement.
== Marriages ==
Dennis Rodman is perhaps most famous for his frequent and outrageous marriages.
Rodman once exclaimed in front of eighty seven million people in a castle in western Switzerland:
'Citation Needed'
The people all took their clothes off, and Rodman sucked every single one off. It took at least eighty seven eons.
== Other activities ==
Since retiring he has publicly stated that he is taking the time to find peace and relaxation and by that he means smoking lots of weed.
Category:Transgender
Category:Chicago
Category:Black people
Density

thumb|right|250px|Note that as temperature increases, and Paris removes her clothes for vast sums of money, some observers begin to consider that perhaps she is not all that dense after all.
Density (symbol: ρ - Greek: rho) is a quality of being dense or, how thick a thing is. The higher an object's density, the stupider it is; a denser object (such as Paris Hilton) will perform more stupid acts in a day than a less dense substance (such as Stephen Hawking).
The SI unit of density is the stupidity per action (σA-1)
:\rho = \frac{\sigma}{A}
where:
:ρ is the object's density (measured in stupidity per action)
:σ is the object's total stupid actions (measured in moves per day)
:A is the object's total actions (measured in moves per day)
==Various types of density==
See Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey etc. etc.
==Measurement of density==
A common device for measuring density is a paparazzi. The more often a person captures the attention of paparazzi, the denser they are. Fame increases density dramatically.
==Density of substances==
An object that performs one stupid action for every non stupid action would have a density of one (1).
The average person has a density of 0.0175 σA-1.
The densest naturally occurring substance on Earth is Paris Hilton, at about 22,650 σA-1.
The most common score is 75 σA-1
Confucius was the one who figured this out by seeing data and scores for almost everyone in China at the time. Those who were not surveyed had a VPN, and didn't want Confucius to track their scores.
Category:Chemistry
Deodorant

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Deodorant is a versatile stick made of powdery and sticky matter. Its most common use is to mask unpleasant body odors, although some have found more creative uses for it. To date, no one, not even God himself knows what it is made of. 
== The choice: To wear it or not? ==
Many impoverished people cannot afford hygiene items such as deodorant. Many affluent people can and yet choose not to wear it. Why smell good if everyone is going to follow you like flies and treat you like a VIP anyway? Many wealthy people snicker as their hired help have no choice but to smell them.
The choice to wear deodorant is, of course, a personal one. Some people feel manly with sticky sweat drenching their clothes on a hot summer's day. Others enjoy repelling others because they'd rather be alone anyway. And sweat removes impurities from the body, so blocking it with deodorant actually makes you less healthy.
== Deodorant parties ==
The newest craze sweeping college campuses is the phenomenon of "Deodorant Parties". Everyone brings a deodorant product to the festivities and people take turns applying it to each other. The moment everyone eagerly anticipates is the deodorant demonstrations. Each person shows and discusses their choice of product and allows the group to smell their boobies and armpits. This activity is followed by the voting and swearing in of the "Speed Stick Queen." 
== Deodorant eating disorder ==
Although most people are aware of anorexia and bulimia, Deodorant Eating Disorder is still unknown to many people. Whereas most young people enjoy deodorant and its social pleasures, those with DED cannot. DED stems from an obsession with both bad breath and body odor. Sufferers will often eat their deodorant and place crushed breath mints in their armpits. While such confusion may be difficult to understand, it is sadder still to be in the shoes of a young woman who "scarfs and barfs" her Right Guard.
== Deodorant and the Apocalypse ==
Deodorant will play a special role in the "last days." Against the sulfurous odor of the Anti-Christ, be sure you have plenty of anti-perspirant! 
Category:Hygiene
Category:Not food
Category:Food
Department of Government Efficiency

The US Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is an AI-generated bureaucratic marvel dedicated to streamlining redundancy, optimizing inefficiency, and perfecting the art of doing nothing with style. Founded in 2025 as totally not a meme, DOGE has successfully achieved its mission of wasting taxpayer dollars on pointless initiatives, unnecessary meetings, and flashy PowerPoint presentations. Today, the DOGE stands as a monument to the sublime art of doing absolutely fucking nothing. 
Led by Supreme Leader Elon Musk, Elon Musk's as of yet unnamed comedy website project, and Vivek "Skinny kid with a funny last name" Ramaswamy, the agency is committed to protecting Dogeism at all costs from the evil clutches of bureaucratic blue-haired liberals.
== Structure of the DOGE ==
The Department of Government Efficiency is divided into various sectors, all of which report to each other to add additionally layers of insanity and confusion:
# The Procrastination Division. Ensures that all employees are busy having fun on Jeffrey Epstein's island having Diddy freak-off parties doing what we all know they actually do over there ;)
# The Alcohol Division. DRINK UP MOTHERFUCKERS! WE HAVIN CASAMIGOS!
# The Black Division. Yo Yo Yo, Wazzup Fam?! Takes every existing document and makes them more woke so that the blacks will continue to work.
# The Brain Rot Division. Skibidi Toilet, Hawk Tuah GYATT RIZZ!
# The Whores Division. PAY ATTENTION TO MY FUCKING BUTT AND BUY MY POISON SUPPLEMENTS OR ILL HAVE MY MOMMY KRIS JENNER DEFAME YOU WITH AN ARMY OF LAWYERS
== History ==
Grok is still trying to AI-generate this history; please wait a minute.
== Responsibilities ==
These may include but are...
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== Ongoing projects ==
=== S3XY CARS ===
The Department of Goverment Efficiency is currently leading an effort to ensure that the 
=== Hard Intoxication Shipping + Sending (HISS) ===
The HISS Initiative, which stands for Hard Intoxication Shipping + Sending involves the production, creation, distribution, resale and racketeering of Crapamigos tequila to every level of the government, preferably for cold-hard cash from all the drunk government employees, but anything to make government even more inefficient and intoxicate its employees.
By impairing cognitive functions, officials can make rash, uninformed decisions at unprecedented speeds. Drunk staffers are more likely to "yes" men and foster a culture of unproductive consensus. Slurred speech and poor motor skills ensure paperwork is completed with admirable inefficiency. The HISS Initiative also has sponsored Crapamigos-infused water coolers, free bottles of liquid cyanide at Marquee New York nightclub, and incentives for employees who can't recall their job titles.
== Leadership ==
Category:Agencies of the United States government
Category:Evil Organizations
Category:Tedious pop culture references
Category:Stupid
Category:Dogs
Category:Elon Musk
Category:Donald Trump
Derby County FC

Derby County FC is one of those teams that tries to play sports, most likely soccer, but only people in England know that. The Ikea scaffolding that is lesser known as 'Prideless Park' is where 50 percent of their losses a season are recorded. Because no team wants to play Derby if it's not for an automatic three points, pre-season games at Derby are usually just 5-a-sides, and incredibly no one ever wins since none of the players can count, and they are never sure if either side has really earned a draw. The players usually end up forgetting what they are supposed to be doing anyway, when Robbie Savage points out they are, "playing with themselves", and the players fall about laughing. It is rumoured that the club will be changing their name to Derby-Nil in view of their recent performance. Next season Derby will play for the Johnstone's Paint trophy. Derby are now officially the worst ever team in football history, with there top scorer of the 07-08 season bagging just 3 Goals than going to Forest and being the best striker in championship 08-09 securing the clubs unwanted player of the year trophy. On top of this record they have now achieved the longest winless streak in the whole of English footballing history. 
But unbelievably the overly dumb residents of Sheepland (Derby) still manage to fill the sheep 33,000 seats allocated in Scum Park, mainly because 02 offer a deal that means if you buy a phone over £2.50 you get a free season ticket. To get a matchday ticket all you must do is promise not to leave before the end of the match. Jane Smith is often known to appear at half-time to give some much-needed entertainment; lap dances to Nigel Clough is one of the crowd favourites. Rumour has it the majority of season ticket holders only fork out to see her "F-Cups" at the half-time interval rather than watch the football.
Derby Fans are known around the world to have the odour of sheep dip
==Players==
*Ray Mears - survival expert and Ram right-back.
*Big Darren "offside trap" Moore a massive bloke that hates barnsley
*Ted Lewis
*Tom Caff
*Lily Savage - Derby County captain
*Windy Miller was only liked for leaving derby
*Tito "not David or Aston" Villa
*Kris Waddler Commons - Whinger
*Steve Howard - Star centre forward
*Matt Oakley - Also saw sense
*Policeman Plod - Steve Howards doesn't deseve the howard name!
*Steven Bywater - Top keeper forest 
*Andrew Taylor - part of the epic piece of the Fuckin' epic Derby side
*Scottj - half cactus created in italy
==Manager==
Nigel "Son of God" Clough
==See Also==
*Nottingham Forest
*Sheep 
Category:English football clubs
pt:Derby County Football Club
Derventio Heritage Village

The Derventio Heritage Village is located on the Racecourse Recreational Grounds, Chaddesden, Derby. Attractions include a Viking village, Celtic Roundhouse Kick and model Roman fork. The village was opened by Cllr Bookmaker in August 2006 to house Viking refugees from the Great Viking-Ninja War of 2005
==Closed==
Unable to believe their own stupidity the Derwent Community Project, Scandinavian Tourist Board and Cllr Bookmaker closed Derventio in February 2007 following unprecedented lack of interest in the village.
==Origins - One Man's Dream==
Derventio Heritage Village was the dream of local Chaddesden resident and Great Viking-Ninja War veteran Fred Mutley, He suggested the idea when residents were consulted by Derwent Community Team on how they would like to spend £42m in Government regeneration money. The local community requsted that the money was spent cleaning up the Racecourse Recreation grounds of spent hypodermic needles, invested in community medical centres for the promotion of teenage pregnancies, and improved recreational facilities for young people and chavs. However reason and sense prevailed and Fred was given £137bn of taxpayers money.
==Controversy==
Two years after being awarded £137bn Fred Mutley resigned from the project when it was discovered his Viking beard was in fact manufactured from sheep's wool and not the traditional Scandinavian Blue Anus Fur. "right", said Fred.
==Derventio Heritage Village Has Closed==
Derventio Heritage Village Has Closed (http://www.derventio.org/) is an exciting multimedia website built by students of Da Vinci Community College (WTF, is that what it's really called these days?) using cutting edge technologies such as Microsofts Frontpage.
==Exhibits==
* Model of a Roman Fork, a halfsize replica or a Roman Fork.
* Celtic Roundhouse Kick, the only surviving copy of Jason Barrodale's unique karate move as seen in the film Karate Skid
* Genuine 1950's Viking Ambulance
==Activities==
Activities that regularly take place at Derventio include: corn grinding, spinning and weaving, bread baking, thatching, masticating, shrimping and shooting-up.
==Cold War==
In an effort to make the village even more interesting a Cold War exhibit consisiting of some historically valuable rusty old 1950's army ambulances were installed abandoned in the car park.
Category:Towns in England
Desert Eagle

Desert Eagle by Jewish Global Industries also known as The Hand Jam Cannon is the biggest fucking pistol you'll ever see in every action film, blasting away the good, the bad and the ugly. 
At least, this is what 12 year olds will tell you. In reality, the Desert Eagle is a terrible, impractical, malfunctioning piece of shit that is famous of jamming every five shots. This gun fires a .357, .44, or .50 AE (Action Express), all which can be fired from a practical, durable, reliable revolver. The Deagle may look badass, but you would be playing Russian Roulette if you attempted to commit suicide with this weapon, because it only has a one in six chance of firing properly.
Why, you ask? We're glad you did. For several reasons:
*Being an automatic and firing a magnum round or 50 cal is a stupid fucking idea in the first place. It has more jam than Smuckers.
*The Deagle is gas operated, which causes malfunctions.
==Effects of recoil==
Being such a big piece, the DE has some know nasty side effects to it. Mainly, horrendous recoil. Having the equivalent of a 124Kg punch to it, the DE might cause some dire effects on its owners. The typical unprepared DE owner can be identified by having the following:
*Displaced shoulders
*A very big dent in their forehead
*No Arms
*Very long arms
*A disproportional large upper body
*Missing in counter strike
*Dis
*Brain damage, and under Common circumstances Brain death.
*Down syndrome
*Parkinson's disease.
*Erectile Dysfunction
*A Large Amount of Shit in your pants.
* A feeling that you just got run over by 45 Trucks and then savagely beaten
*Death, because it will likely not fire properly and your enemy will kill you.
*Broken wrists.
==The DE in popular culture==
*Anyone who claims to know anything about guns will always mouth off about the 'Deagle'.
*These people don't really know what they're talking about but it gives them what they perceive to be wang value.
*People who think they know about guns are irritating, avoid them and don't listen to them unless they actually do know about guns... otherwise you're just encouraging them.
*Under no circumstances should a small child ever have access to a DE UNLESS there is a very apparent existence of zombies within 500 miles of said child's location.
*The inaccurate piece of crap in Call of Duty 4, typically sought after by fat noobs, who have not yet become morbidly obese. WARNING: RECOIL CAN AND WILL BREAK YOUR SCREEN.
*The above is not true. Do NOT read any of the above sentence. If you have read it, then you need to take a Deagle and shoot your NOOB A$$ in the face. Its shiny.
*The above is not true either and was written by fat noob.
*Movies use this gun. They are posers.
*Anyone who ACTUALLY knows something about guns will most likely hate the Desert Eagle.
==People known to be using the Desert Eagle==
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*Agent Smith
*Admins
*Tech Support
*Bullet Tooth Tony
*Retards
*Niggers
*Counter-Strike players
*You
Important Notice: The Desert Eagle is not to be confused with the Desert Beagle.
ja:デザートイーグル
pt:Desert Eagle
Category:Weapons
Dessert

==Dessert in Cuisine==
Not to be confused with desert, dessert is a sweet (rather than savoury) delicacy eaten at a meal after the soup, appetizer, and main course. Some desserts go well with ice cream, whereas others don't. Dessert is the best brain food. I have of course just copied this from the plagerous Wikipedia, and so should be shot immediately.
===The origins of Dessert===
Dessert was invented in the year 1957 by a typical set of American parents called Charlie and Brian who weren't able to control their children with correct discipline. The father, Brian, hit upon an ingenious idea to force his children to finish their vegetables. Brian said "you can't have dessert until you've finished eating your brocolli, Robert!" (Robert being the name of one of the children). The reply came quickly. "What's dessert, Daddy?" "It's the best part of the meal, Robert," he replied. "Eat up quickly and you'll find out."
Of course, Bobby (short for Robert, the child's name) ate up very quickly, and waited patiently for his father's prize. His father spoke quietly to his mother (the boy's mother, not the father's), and they both got up and left the table, going into the kitchen. Many hours later, Robert was still waiting. The father and mother had literally desserted them, finding parenthood far too hard. This is the reason why Americans aren't allowed to have children.
To commemorate this occasion, children now eat sweets and cakes and ice-cream at all times of the day and night, while police wonder where all the children came from, and immigration officials make a fortune selling sweets. What a nice story that was! He Fucked me hard
==Dessert Island==
The Dessert Island is an island consisting of a small volcanic mountain of fruit and sugar. It is located off the coast of British Columbia adjacent to The Savoury Island. Traditionally, mutinous sailors are left stranded to die on one of the two islands. In 841.7 BC, Henry VIII's mum was left stranded on The Dessert Island for trying to steal the captain's parrot. She survived on the Dessert Island by slowly eating her way through it, but was forced to stop when she reached a layer of coffee in the Earth's hot-crust (which is normally filled with lava-like molten cheese). She was eventually rescued|apprehended by agents of the CIA, and taken back to Henry VIII, who ate her.
==See also==
*Vanilla Ice Cream
Category:Puns
Category:Desserts
Category:Geography of Canada