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Convo with Dad

Dad: You're an atheist then you don't need family. God have mercy on your soul.
My Response: I can hate the beliefs but not the believer; so I hope you would hate the sins but not the sinner... It doesn't mean that we don't agree at one aspect in life, that we do not have a common ground at all. Let love and compassion be our common ground. Isn't that what any religion preaches anyway?
Dad: Even satan acknowledges the existence of God. but then you do not believe in Satan. That is the greatest HELL you will be - LIMBO. No meaning, no purpose. Just going by the flow, and waiting for your turn to die. You are confused, that is because your heart is clouded by your reading. You are right religion will not save... but not believing in God will damn your soul. My goodness. Whatever you have been through, do not shut Him out. Love emanates from Him. It is you who allowed your belief to get in the way. Your ways, your ill-manners and disrespect for your parents are manifests of the presence of the devil in your life. We have been praying for you, every day without miss. You are under grace because of our love and prayer, but God have mercy on your soul. You are blinded because you want to be liberated. We have to part ways. And I will pray doubly hard that you will find your way back. Go enjoy your empty life.
My Response: That's an illogical jump of conclusion. Very stereotypical and generalized. It takes a person with an open mind to comprehend atheism. Bill Gates was an atheist but was a good charitable man. So your statement is invalid and completely null. Sagan, an atheist, but was a GOOD FATHER to his children and a very LOVING HUSBAND to his wife. There is no need for false stereotyping. If you allow religion to come between you and your daughter, then such conditional love must your god have instilled in you then. I would not take parenting advice from that god at all.
My friend's opinion: So you're a nurse, who takes care of people who are sick, and you also do babysitting means you're trusted by parents to look after their children, you are obviously someone who cares a great deal about people... and your Dad has a problem with you because you're an atheist??? There's plenty of friends with you in your pics, plenty of different places you've been to, plenty of hobbies and interests you have, you love life, and people, and new experiences. He should be proud.
Conclusion: I guess my dad only saw the ATHEIST in me. Religion is blinding. I guess that's proof of 'CHRISTIAN' love. God first above everything else even your own children. It's just so ridiculous how the church could twist people's minds and even control their personal lives.
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Cooking Mama - Hell's Kitchen

This be the story all about how I got a haunted Cooking Mama vidya game. I went down to some shady as all fuck black market in a dark alleyway across the road. I asked for games, because some part of me thought a black marker would sell games for some reason. It turns out my 0.01% chance of finding one was correct. They had a copy of Cooking mama. I already had 12 copies of the game so I don't know why the fuck I would want another one, especially since this one is really shitty with the label torn off and "IT'S ROTTEN!" written on it in black sharpie.
I asked the clerk where he got it from. Some fuckwit with a huge nose threw it at him. At first, I be like: "Holy shit, Squidward owned it!", so I bought it and ran fast like Sanic back home.
I popped the cartridge into my really old and shitty DS, and immediately I was petrified. A picture of Gordon Ramsey with no eyes popped up on the screen, and the DS started hurling insults at me through its speakers. I was scared as fuck and I burnt the game and the console and never did anything related to anything again. Then I thought "Well I got ripped the fuck off!"
The next day, an episode of Hell's Kitchen came on. I got PTSD and ran off, never to be seen again. I'm actually in my bathroom. I locked myself in. I later died of starvation.
R.I.P Author
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Cookingshow.mov my storie

__NOTOC__
==11 June 2009==
I'm paralyzed in fear, i don't know what to do. shuld I call the police? I'm currently hiding in a closet... I can still hear him. It all started when I woke up this morning and I was hungry. After i posted some dank memes on /b/ i went onto a website to learn how to make the spaghetti, there was a download link to a FREE cooking show movie. i downloaded it and once I opened the movie to watch it my computer shut off and i couldn't turn it back on. THEN, i heard a loud noise in the kitchen. I got up slowly and looked in the kitchen, I couldn't believe what I was looking at!!! Right there was a ghost chef with hyper realistic eyes staring at me with a rolling spin rolling out the dough....... to cook with it. i got so spooked i pooped my pants and had to have a shower to wash all the poop off and then when i was in the shower the ghost chef was watching me with hyper realisic eyes!' i was so sp00ked i I pooped all over the spaghetti he was cooking....... then i got out of the shower and the chef got really mad and he started dancing!!!!! then i ran out of the shower (i shower with my clothes on dnt h8 playa) and ran into the kitchen.. there was a spooky skeleton on my laptop..... It was so spooky!!! Most spookiest thing I have ever seen in my life!!!! I turned around and there was the chef with a piece of mozzarella!!! He then started to dance to funky music!!!!!!! he told me in the most voice i have ever heard..... "im.. going.. to.. cook.. you.. a.. 5.. star.. meal.." if got so spooked out i blacked out in this closet... i have decided to go out of the closet... there isnt any ghost chef! Im going to go to slep now!! Ill update next
==June 18 2009==
For the past week i cannot stop having nitemares about the ghost chef dancing with the rolling pin in hand.... i wake up every day to spaghetti all over my floor. i dont think i can sleep many more...
==19 June 2009==
This is the last straw i am WAY too spooked out.. The ghost chef is now turning my stuff into spaghetti !!! Oh shit he is walking up the stairs this very momen- helo it is i ghost chef n i hav spooked the berjibbers out of him XD at this moment he has turned into the spaghetti and now i am going to make him into the 5 star meal,,, u should be spo0ked because u r now cursed by the spaghetti curse...... expect me.., the spagetti ghost chef of DOOM!!!
==Police Notes==
56 Year Old man mysterly disappeared from household. Spaghetti was found all throughout the house.
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Cool Bugs: Twitter User

Twitter user Cool Bugs is popularly known on twitter for his extremely snarky and sarcastic tweets, whilst casually teaming up with close friends to workshop on the latest "Strange Twitter" meme, or talk about his favorite Craft Beer.
But if you read in between the lines, this Cool Bug, isn't exactly what it seems. Two years ago cool bugs changed his Twitter handle to Scary_Bug123. That name is really scary. Cool Bug's avatar is a really scary spider. Not a cool bug. That is really scary, and creepy as well. How is such a popular and well known twitter user getting away with all this?
Some say Cool Bugs is actually the picture on the right, a slender figure with a whole lot of arms, in the woods. It's dark and hard to see in the dark as well, which makes the image spooky. that is scary. and not cool at all. it could be him, and an eye witness, @ironyguy3 said, "I saw Cool Bugs and he had a lot of arms and was really tall, definitely not a bug and very spooky. Not cool. He tweets a lot of irony and my twitter is usually for dota so I don't get him. I hate his tweets they suck, he is not cool and really scary. In fact I havn't slept in a thousand years because of how spooky he really is."
Is this Cool Bug, actually a scary bug? Are his tweets a front for doing spooky things like making teenagers take like 20 more minutes to get to bed because they think they see a picture he posted in the window when they look out the window? Does he do weed? Weed is illegal and that really scary.
We have another report from @BirdWatcher12 on twitter about Cool Bugs, he says "I followed his account and he reblogged an image of what looked like the woods at night, a girl with dark red eyes came out of the woods after a couple seconds because it was an animated gif image. It made me jump and I immediatly un followed him, Not Cool! Twitter user @DabajiSengiBaharma says "Cool Bug hot fuck but spooky boob, no boob spookey completely gone. Raw ass boob, bajari twitter twitter follow boob sex HOT."
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Cool Cat.avi

ONE DAY I WAS WATCHING "COOL CAT SAVES THE KIDS" BECAUSE IT'S A CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE AND THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF. WHEN I GOT TO THE PART WHERE MIKEY WAS RUNNING IN THE STREETS AND COOL CAT SCREAMED TELLING HIM TO WATCH OUT BECAUSE OF A CAR DRIVING IN HIS DIRECTION MIKEY GOT HIT BY THE CAR AND DIED. COOL CAT TOOK HIS CORPSE AND STARTED A SATANIC RITUAL WITH THE OTHER KIDS. "MASTER, I OFFER YOU A VESSEL TO MEET US IN OUR WORLD!" COOL CAT SAYS AS WHAT LOOKED TO BE SATAN HIMSELF POSSESSES MIKEY'S DEAD BODY. "HAIL SATAN!" EVERYONE CHANTS. THE SCREEN CUTS TO BLACK AND AFTER 6.66 SECONDS AN IMAGE OF COOL CAT WITH HYPER REALISTIC 4K HD QUALITY BLOOD EYES APPEARED. COOL CAT TELEPORTED BEHIND ME IRL AND SAID "COOL CAT LOVES TO BOOGIE WOOGIE!" HE KILLED ME. THE END! :)
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Cool Cat Loves the Soldiers

Cool Cat Loves the Soldiers is the gritty, bloody story of an innocent and loving anthropomorphic cat who, enthralled by love and admiration for the heroes who defend his country, joins the army. This friendly, affectionate nature is quickly stolen from him as the horrors of war reveal themselves and become too great a burden to bear. Cool Cat realizes that there are no heroes in war. There are no winners. It's all just an endless cycle. His purity is replaced with pain and bitterness. As his friends die one by one he comes to despise the country that sent them to their fate.
He returns from war a broken cat, missing a paw and half of his tail. He's no longer the upbeat, happy-go-lucky patriot he once was. He's just a shell of his former self. He hardly speaks, and he never goes out. He just sits there cold, staring at his medals on the wall and drinking bottle after bottle of milk. The sound of the kids playing outside makes him hiss angrily. When he hears Butch the bully mocking the other kids, he just laughs. He has come to find solace in other people's suffering. Maybe it's some kind of desperate attempt at relating to somebody. He is alone. No amount of rapping or singing to the sound of a signed guitar can change that. He no longer cares enough to watch wrestling, or spread the word about alternative fuels. He, unable to let go of the past, just sits there waiting to die.
The medals on the wall taunt him every day, yet he keeps them there. He stares at them intensely day in day out, not even bothering to go to the litter tray. Maybe it's because they're the only sign of any achievement. Maybe he sees them as some kind of memorial to his fallen comrades. Maybe it's because they're shiny, and cats like shiny things.
One thing is for sure: Cool Cat is dead inside. He has learned that war isn't cool. He has learned that life isn't cool. He has been naive and abused by his country. He feels lonely, humiliated, abandoned and stupid. But what can you expect from the product of a man fucking a cat and calling it his wife? He was hardly ever destined for greatness. He wishes he had died with his men. He wishes that he was using that scratching post up in the sky. But he's trapped in his battered body until life frees him from its cold grasp. Until then, he will wait.
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Cool Cat Review

Cool Cat Saves the Kids is, without a doubt, the best movie I have ever seen in my 24 years of movie reviewing and my 56 years of living. It is a modern masterpiece and makes other high-rated films like The Godfather, Citizen Kane, and Lawrence of Arabia look like rubbish. The characters are also very well thought out and the plot is simply flawless.
Its goal is to teach kids that bullying is bad, but it manages to go above and beyond that. The movie has many emotional scenes, some of which I think kids could not handle very well.
For instance, the scene where Butch the Bully kicks sand in Cool Cat's face made me, believe it or not, feel emotionally attached to Cool Cat. I felt sympathy for a living being, something I had not done in over 20 years.
We humans have at least once experienced an incredibly depressing moment which feels like it will never end, and people who haven't experienced it yet will sometime in the future. I had not experienced such a moment until now.
As hundreds of grains of sand hit Cool Cat's face, my tear bag let out another molecule of water. When Maria was shocked at what was happening, I began sobbing. But when Cool Cat screamed, I couldn't take it anymore, I cried my eyes out for hours that night, until I finally managed to cry myself to sleep.
I'm getting into too much detail here and I apologize for that, but I only did it so that you, the reader of this review, see how much I love this film and how it made me finally wake up and change my life for the better.
And this isn't the only scene that will make you get emotional, there are dozens of scenes like this throughout the entire film, each and every single one of them is unique in its own way.
All in all, I give this movie a 10 out of 10, but I do not recommend it for children, no. Even though this movie is aimed at children, I do not think they can handle such emotional and heartbreaking scenes. Therefore, I recommend it to adults over the age of 32.
Bravo Savage.
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Cool Porn For Cool People

A few days ago, I got a email from an anonymous moron. This is what it said:
Yo I found this nice website, the new pornhub! I'll send you the link, I had a nice fap, you might too! :) www.coolpornforcoolpeple.com
When I saw this I was really suspicous, I thought it was another fucker trying to DDos me. But since I'm a really curious guy, I went on it. It was a weird website, only like no work was put in to it. I scrolled down, and saw a number of downloads. Since I didn't care about this computer, I went ahead and installed it. The first one was "deeznuts.avi" It was a baby strapped to an electric chair, while a man started showing the popular deeznuts video, the baby was enjoying but the man kept electruciting him. Next up, "crappyjob" When a women was trying to have an interview with a man, but the woman was distracted, like someone was bothering her. What I didn't notice, in the back mirror you can see a reflection of a man in a penis mask, masturbating. The last one, "animalfuck" There's a women masturbating, a then a donkey jumps up on her, and starts putting his donkey dick right in her vagina, rapidly, until cum sprays out, and the women suddenly dies. After that, I took a break from the internet, and acctualy went outside, but yeah a fucking weird website. Don't visit it.
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Corn

I want to eat corn so bad. Ohhhh fuuck... Like seriously, I can get off to just the thought of it! the yellow kernals being stained white with butter, taking bites ferociously...
Call me weird or stupid, but like, seriously, there's nothing better! beans/kiwis just don't cut it at all for me. Skin is just too weird and smooth and cold to deal with and has little hairs, like what the fuck? Those feel weird, and the hair gets all sweaty and sticky and gross when eating. Like, imagine eating a hairball right out of the bath. Nasty.
The warm texture of corn feels nice and cool to the touch, while the insides become juicy, tasty, and delicious while the chomping ensues! I must say the husk is just something else, they wrap around the corn making little messand preserving the flavor, locking me into an unforgettable, loving embrace. The kernals too, my teeth strong enough to crush the kernals yet gentle enough to not bite through the stalk... Everyone calls me crazy for this but I really don't care that some people don't like corn, if a cob of corn could be infinite it would be wonderful! But even if it isn't the happiness from eating it is strong enough to overcome barriers like that.
Plus, because of taste, no extra flavors required! plain and unbuttered corn, just like how Mother Nature wants it to be! corn is easily one of the greatest foods! corns the best and the tastiest and nothing will convince me otherwise.
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Corona

Kyle Cull was a neglected child. His mother was a stripper and his father was a very corrupt lawyer. His older brother was spoiled by Kyle's parents and also treated Kyle badly. As a result, Kyle Cull would draw pictures of the bloodied corpses of his family and he would draw himself killing his family and the other kids. Infuriated and insulted, his family stuffed him in a box, set him on fire, and locked him in the basement. Breaking himself out of the box, Kyle grabs and puts on a hoodie, goggles, and a face mask. Because his father keeps a box of dead China bats affected with the Coronavirus that he stole from his defendant, Kyle filled up a bunch of syringes with the Coronavirus, grabbed a kitchen knife, kicked the basement door open, and killed his brother by injecting him with the coronavirus, killing him instantly. Then Kyle opened his parents' room, and stabbed his mother to death, waking up the father. The father then grabs a shotgun but gets stabbed in the throat and the head. Kyle then writes a message in blood: "I'm the virus." then burns his house down. Kyle Cull was no longer. What stands in his place is a virus of pure evil: Corona.
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Corrupt-mlp-s2ep03-vhs.png

This screenshot was taken from a split second frame from a corrupted VHS tape of the children's cartoon My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic episode "Lesson Zero", recorded by a long-time fan of the show. Aside from this frame, the rest of the tape is comprised of static, sometimes with a little bit of the original scene just barely visible underneath.
This frame appears around the same time Twilight pops out from the bush with a crazed look and laughs creepily in a normal, uncorrupted copy of the episode. The tape itself was found in an empty house shortly after the owner (the fan of Friendship is Magic mentioned earlier) moved out of it. Some of the people who helped pack his things noticed that he was very anxious to leave as soon as possible, and when one of them pointed out he was leaving behind the tape, he hastily pulled her by the arm out of the house and slammed the door shut, then quickly locked it, leaving the tape behind.
The woman that had pointed out that he was forgetting the tape reports that she could've sworn she saw a face just like the one in the screenshot peering out from the window of the house as they got ready to drive away. Shortly after reporting this, she went missing. Investigators found her TV on with static on the screen, and the corrupted VHS tape inside her VCR.
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