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Holy chant of the cult of Suds McSoapy

Suds McSoapy was a 16 girl who died in a lake. He was a fine young man about the age of 21. One day he discovered black soap bubbles in the lake! She was intrigued by these ebony popping shperes, so she touched them. He was then given the power to clean the souls of men, thus becoming a deus! She died that day, but returned as a ghost, leading an army of demons known only as "Scrubbles". Fliz chant is as follows:
Chorus: Enjoy only 2 cosmetics, enough sleep & Dr.Bronner's 'Magic Soap' to clean body-mind-soul-spirt instantly uniting One!
Druid: All-One!
Chorus: Absolute cleanliness is Godliness! For facial packs, scalp & soothing, body rub, add dash on bath towel in sink of hot water.
Druid: Wring out!
Neophytes: Lay over face & scalp!
Druid: Massage with finger tips!
Chorus: Repeat 3 or 4 times 'til arms, legs, & all are rubbed, always towars the heart. Rinse towel in plain hot water and massage again.
Druid: Breath deeply!
Neophytes: Health is wealth!
Chorus: Within 9 minutes you feel fresh and clean, saving 90%of your hot water & soap, ready to help teach the whole Human race the Moral ABC of All-One-God-Faith!
Druid: For we're ALL-ONE OR NONE!
Neophytes: ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE! ALL-ONE!
Some say this chant is done simultaniously with a ritual. Some say that dead children possess the animatronic in FNaF, so you can decide how things go. But I ask you this... Become. All. ONE!
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Holy shit guys this is crazy!

Holy shit guys this is so crazy. So like, I was walking the other day and holy shit you just wouldn't believe what happened it was so crazy. so like, as I was walking down the street I was just- sorry, its just that this is so fucking crazy guys like holy shit. sorry I gotta pull myself together and tell the crazy story. So like, as I was walking the other I came past this house and you wouldn't even believe what happened even it I told you its that crazy like, holy shit! so anyways, as I was walking, I find the house and there was this guy who was doing the craziest shit like you wouldn't even believe I mean like... holy shit! As I saw this going doing just the craziest thing ever you wouldn't even believe, another person came up to me guys. I know, it's so fucking crazy holy shit and like I couldn't even believe it while it was happening I was floored. Truly an amazing experience that'll must make you go "Holy shit!". Alas, it's one of those times that you wont even believe its so fucking crazy guys holy shit
TL;DR: Holy shit you guys this is absolutely crazy!
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Home Alone in the Middle of the Night

HEY BLOGGERS!
What up? Home alone! As you know, my parents are so over-protective, and at 17, this is the first time I've ever been alone.
AHHHHHHHH! Guess what? Just heard a creepy noise, turned around and found Agustis, my cat had knocked my bag over. *sighs* AGUSTIS! STOP IT!
Aaaggggrrrrrr.
screams* NO! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU! GO AWAY!
silence*
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Home shock

This is a true story and i feel like this "thing" is watching me again.
After driving back from a friend's camping trip i saw someone climb into a second story window in my home. When i pulled up to my home and saw that man climbing in i panicked and started to call the police but realizing my phone was dead i got out of my car and grabbed my butterfly knife i took with me camping and flicked open the blade. I slowly walked inside and got ready to kill or be killed
...silence, i heard no breathing, footsteps or even creepy laughter but the creepiest thing was that i saw footprints and i immidiately thought "The basement." i said in a small whisper. Hesitant to go down to that dark fucking mess of a basement i placed my hand on the door knob then jerked away i felt my hand burn and swell. I let out a scream knowing that thing was in the basement i walked over to the kitchen and grabbed two small knives being the fucking idiot that i was i forgot a flashlight,matches or hell i even had an old oil lantern and it worked fine. But i did grab a pot holder and used it to open my basement door...big mistake. as i opened the door i felt someone or better yet someTHING grab my ankle and lower calf and tug hard sending me down the steps, and now i know why i've always had a eerie feeling towards that basement. i found out that this house used to be a meeting place for a satanic cult.
The thing "breaking in" was a demon. i heard a noise and i jerked my head around to see Dark red eyes staring back at me, i fell flat on my back, which evidently knocked me out. when i awoke i found myself strapped to a table with a what i thought was a portal to hell but i managed to escape before i got sacraficed, i found the bindings to be set for a much larger set of wrists maybe a previous owner. Luckily my captor had left to do, god knows what i ran upstairs and grabbed my salt pouch to trap the demon in the basement. I poured a thickish line infront of all my doors and i went and knocked on my neighbor's door as he was enlisted in the NYPD, i knocked and knocked to no avail but i tried the door knob to find it was open. as i stepped in i was appalled at what i saw, i saw my neighbor on the floor with a puddle of his own blood on the floor and his throat ripped out. i gagged trying to grab his gun still hot as if just fired. i picked it up and went back into my home and sat in the smallest room in the house and im just waiting.
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And then a skeleton popped out AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Homeless Man

David and John were typical high school miscreants. Destructive youths and members of the high school football team, the pair was a dangerous powder keg of testosterone.
When they were not busy tormenting the chess club or giving wedgies to the slower band members, David and John enjoyed their second favorite—second to football, of course—extra curricular activity: bullying the city's homeless. They were infamous for it.
In the past, the duo's efforts were little more than petty. They would tip over the shopping carts or set fire to cardboard boxes, often times with their occupants still inside them.
This particular day, however, the pair decided to take their mischief to the next level. Going into their father's garage, they found a large gasoline can. After they carefully poured a small amount of gasoline into a bottle, they made their way into town. When they found a homeless man rambling to a wall covered with symbols written in what looked like blood, they knew they had found the perfect mark.
They ran up to him and splashed the man with the liquid and lit him on fire. They ran off as he burned alive, cursing at them as they fled.
That night, when in bed, the two chatted about their deed. They had a good laugh until they heard a noise coming from outside their bedroom.
John, figuring it was his father, opened the door to make a snide comment to him. When he opened the door, however, what he was greeted with was not his father, but the homeless man they had torched earlier in the day.
Before the two could process what was going on, the man splashed them with the remaining gas from the can.
The next thing they knew, they were waking up in the hospital, burnt beyond all recognition. As a result of the fire, the both David and John's vocal cords were damaged severely. Being unable to talk, and having no relatives to claim them, they were soon set out onto the streets, homeless.
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Homeless Person

In any big city, there will be a specific homeless man who will bring you great fortune. He will be dressed in a black suit, a black tie, black pants, black shoes, and a black hat. If you find him, say "I want you to bring me fortune". He will then lead you deep into the alleyway of whatever city you chose. He'll reach under a dumpster and pull out a bag with a lone pill inside it. Eating that pill will bring you millions of dollars. However, you will die exactly one year after you eat the pill.
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Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson. Like Odysseus searching blindly at sea for the Golden Fleece, so have I yearned greatly for your affection. Only you can quench my endless needs. Only you can bring the sustenance that feeds me sweetly. And fully.
Your smooth yellow skin.
Just the thought of it keeps me raging in the night, softly tickling my highly aroused nerve endings begging just to brush your chest, begging just to dip your pancake hardened nipples into my cavity, that half an inch of flesh working like the thickest cock...adoodledoo. I throb like hot, new fondue!
How many times lover have I reached my peak off of your bright red nipples note tonight? I lose count at 132. Each time it hits, it's like being born new, into your reality, a world of perfection etched by your chiseled gut. Fuck, I cum at the most basic form of thought at the extension leading from your chest.
Now that it's in my mind, I can have nothing else. I must ride your gut like Zorro galavanting away from his enemies, the quest of climax on mind, strictly blind to all else except for my wet, wet separation sliding across the hill of your stomach. I press my hips deeply into your body, and for a second a part of your skin almost slips inside, and for a second I die, because the ecstasy has taken control.
Pour another beer across your chest Homer, and let me feel the sizzling carbonation mixed in with your stagnant sweat override my nervous system, depleting my dopamine for everything it has. FUCK ME, I scream, sliding wildly now across the sheen, basically colliding with Emotion itself, the warrior to take me away to that paradise I only find with you.
I've cum well over a thousand times now, my dear. I've grown quite tired I fear. But my body now lies complete, I could greet death as a friend now if I need. Oh Homer. Let me ride you into my version of heaven forever.
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Homer Simpson Dreams

When I was younger, I was plagued by wet dreams of Homer Simpson. I didn't find him attractive at all, but he would show up in my dreamscape, brutally nude, and the next thing I knew I would wake up to find that I had bedwet thick. The problem was amplified in college, where my roommate was able to smell my nocturnal emissions and got concerned at their frequency. After years of sleeping in cummy sheets and shame, I finally took action. I built a makeshift sex doll to look like Homer and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it until I cummed in his yellow ass. After that, no more Homer sex dreams.
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Homer Theory

Ya already know that the citizens of Springfield are mutated, right?
Welp, let me tell you a popular fan theory about Homer.
Homer's actually a genius!
The theory states that Homer may seem stupid at first, but he's actually faking his stupidity.
Which explains a lot, because Homer is dumb, and that's what makes him so likeable and relatable as a character.
But is Homer really smart?
There's a lot of evidence throughout the years that Homer's a genius.
Homer's always been smart, but he may not show it at first.
But if you look a little deeper, you can find out the truth.
Homer's stupid and that's his personality, for the most part.
But this theory flips Homer's stupidity on its head, and glorifies it in such a way, that you can't really tell if he's being stupid on purpose or by accident.
You know in that one Treehouse of Horror episode?
Homer discovers how to travel back in time.
He altered it.
So, he broke the space time continuum and technically also done that in that other Treehouse of Horror episode where he becomes 3-D.
And you know the plot of that segment, that Homer goes into the real world and interacts with humans and human things, which proves a lot about this theory, which I don't think anybody else has picked up on, or at all for that matter, because there's some things that we know about Homer.
And there's a lot of evidence to this theory, which is pretty interesting.
And it's getting closer to becoming indeniable truth about this theory.
I know how the world works, people make theories, they profit off them and everyone discusses the same theory until it's done to death.
We all know Homer.
His kind heart.
His mellow voice.
And his personality.
Homer has bounds.
Homer's smart.
So, that proves a lot.
Thank you everybody for reading this theory.
Interpret this however ya want to.
Goodbye!
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Homestar Creepypasta

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If you ever heard of homestarrunnerdotcom you'll know it is a wonderful site with great animations. The creators have'nt updated it in 2 years though ¬_¬. Anyway I went onto the site on saturday 31st march. It said that there was a new cartoon, I though FINALLY! So I clicked the button and the loading screen had a spinning bloodied homestar cap. I thought What the heck? When the cartoon loaded I saw Homestar running through a black field. He was Completley black with blood drenched shoes and cap. He had blood dripping from his completley red eyes and then he said, "Everyone fears the me, Im a horrible person"in a demonic voice. i began to feel scared and then the cartoon cut to Marzipan, Strong Bad and Coach Z hiding in a house. Strong Bad was calling the Cheats name, I assumed he was looking for the cheat. But then homestar burst into the house and this creepy version of "ring around the rosies" played as he threw the cheats decapitated head to the ground and started knifing Coach Z to death BLOOD ACROSS THE SCREEN. I was thinking "Why would they even make this?" Strong Bad shouted for help and strong mad's corpse suddenly feel down through the celing. Strong mad had his arms and legs cut off. Marzipan screamed as homestar cut her head off. Strong Bad was cornered in the black house and Homestar said "I'll uncover that cheat!" and started gouging strong bad's eyes out, then proceeding to knife him in the heart. The screen turned around to reveal all the other characters except strong sad mangled and dead. It cut to Strong Sad saying "No, how could he?" softly against a birck wall. But homestar came and knifed him in the face and killed him. Homestar then stuck a knife in himself. I reloaded back to the main page and the button to the cartoon was gone...
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Homestar Runner

My 10 year old son and I watch Homestar Runner every night on my Vizio HDTV, which is connected to my PC. I gave my son the mouse and he selected "The secret Strong Bad E-Mail". It started out with Strong Bad saying "Do Do Do checking out the E-Mail" like normal.
When he got am E-Mail which was titled "Dear Strong Bad I want to know something interesting. Something you have never talked about before. From, Jamie, Hartford CT." Then Strong Bad said, "OK I have something interesting to talk about, how about DEATH." I was Horrified. He grabbed a gun and knife and started killing Homestar, Homsar, Marzipan, Strong Sad, etc. Then he said, "NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU". I quickly closed the window. Then an error message started coming up saying, "Error: Windows will not close Google Chrome until YOU DIE."
I didn't see my son anywhere after that and I thought he already went to bed. I went to tuck him in and I saw Strong Bad in real life saying, "you're too late. I have already killed him." then he said "NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE." I ran in a closet and I saw Strong Bad looking around my apartment for me.
I pulled my cell phone and dialed 911. I heard an automated voice saying:
"Hi this is Alex. Your virtual advisor at V****n Mobile I'm sorry, we cannot complete this call because Strong Bad wants you to DIE."
Strong bad opened the closet door and grabbed a knife. I quickly escaped through an emergency transport door in my closet. I got outside then I tried 911 again and I got the same Alex message but this time he said, "Hi this is Alex, Your virtual advisor at V****n Mobile, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." The phone hung up. I stayed at my friends house for the night. The police said that my son's death was suspicious.
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Homestar Runner: They All Die

Okay, so who knows Homestar Runner, The adorable web series about a guy called Homestar Runner and a matador called Strong Bad? It's really good, but once I saw an episode that wasn't released to the public.
It all started out on June 14th, 2019. I was on my computer, looking for downloadable Homestar Runner episodes. I came across an episode on a file called "unknown.avi.". It had a crappy, colorless drawing of Homestar Runner on it. It looked horrible, as if it was done by a 4 year old. But he had realistic bloodshot eyes, he had blood on him, and his mouth was jagged. I was unnerved. Trying to ignore it, I downloaded the file.
I checked my files, and I got a video file. It was called "unknown.avi". I clicked it and the file began. The intro played, only there was no music or sound effects. After the weird theme, the episode began. It wasn't called what the file was called. It was called "They All Die".
The episode began. It only had 5 characters, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Pom Pom, The Cheat and Coach Z. The Cheat said that he had his driver's license, and said that everyone could go on a drive with him. Homestar Runner said yes, and Strong Bad agreed, as he didn't get hurt. They were then seen getting in The Cheat's car.
They drove off. Soon they reached the mountains. I knew this was going to be like the one Planters commercials when Mr. Peanut died. The Cheat drove normally... until coming across an armadillo. He took a turn too sharp, and everyone ended up hanging from a branch (Homestar Runner hung on with his legs or mouth).
"What are we to do?" Pom Pom said. The Cheat didn't say anything, and he let go of the branch, falling to his death. It showed his corpse. It was drawn in the same style as Dead Bart.
Everyone stared down. "Shall we join him?" Coach Z asked. "Sure", said Strong Bad, and then, everyone let go, falling and eventually landing around The Cheat. A message then popped up saying "You will be next, Sophia." (i have no idea how they knew my name) and the file ended with the same drawing of Runner from the website.
I decided to delete the file, and it still haunts me to this day. I still have one question...
How did the creators get away with an episode like that?
I texted Macromedia Central and the next day I got a response. It said this.
Dear MixelsFan1973
We have no idea how you found that episode. It was supposed to be the pilot, but it was scrapped due to its content. Also, you are pretty smart to delete that file. We are sorry, Sophia. We really are.
Yours truly, Macromedia Central.
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Homestar Runner Theory

I heard a ton of rumors that the ever so popular character Strong Sad had died.
Well, the thing is, remember the old intro? With Strong Bad throwing the knife at Strong Sad? That killed him. Everyone had a funeral, but nobody knew how he died, except for Strong Bad who eventually ended up bringing him back to life with the Trogdor Balls from 20X6.
Strong Bad ended up forgiving himself for his actions, but tried not to do it again, but still treated Strong Sad like crap.
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Homestuck - Rough Draft

I'm not one to share stories like these, but I feel like it needed to be seen.
I was a young intern at MSPA, working my butt off for minimum wage.
We had just finished Act 1 of Homestuck, so I thought it would be fun to relax and look through old documents for fun (though looking back, I probably would've gotten fired for that if it weren't for what I'm about to talk about now)
Suddenly, I had found a mysterious EXE file that I didn't remember before.
I clicked it, and it turned out to be a rough draft of Homestuck! How did I not even notice this?
I went through the EXE and it turned out normal for the first few pages, but something felt off... There would be words missing, static gifs, and even color palette changes.
I shrugged this off as minor glitches and read through.
It wasn't until Dave messaged John on Pesterchum that I realized things weren't right.
He told John there was a demon in his house, and that he had to hide.
When John replied back, the only thing Dave could say was something in Italian, which meant "Your soul is mine, and you will be tortured forever" in english.
I. WAS. SCARED.
Why would this be in Homestuck? It's a family friendly webseries, there shouldn't be a demon in there!
Then, things got worse.
In the next panel, there was a demon behind John, and the demon sliced his head off with extreme gore and hyperrealistic blood. It lasted for 6.12 seconds, but I was alreayd traumatized.
The comic ended after that with a scary image of the demon, telling you that "YOU ARE NEXT"
I was furious at this, and went to Andrew Hussie to complain, but he immediately fired me. I could tell he looked nervous, though...
Now that you've seen my story, the demon is after you now. I am actually part of a cult which sends demons to kill people and take them in as part of the cult.
I have one final message.
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