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The Last Time I Was On Team Fortress 2

last time i got on tf2 my friend let me borrow hes laptop since he was leaving the city and my computer is junk but anyway i booted it up and as soon as it opened it went straight to a server but the server had no players in it so i wondered around around and found a portal i went in and i came out right in frount of an engineer i shoot him and half he face blow off i know thats not normal so i looked at him and he said "do you know what true pain is" and than the computer turned of than back on and whan it turned on that engineers half blown face was there loking at me i took a hammer and smashed the computer and gave my friend the money to get a new one i tod him about what happen and he said that hes brother killed himself right in front of him but before he died he said "do you know what true pain is" and blow pff hes head off i never played it again
==Translation==
Last time I was playing TF2 my friend let me borrow his laptop because he was leaving the city and my computer works like crap. But anyway, I booted it up and as soon as it opened it went straight to a server. The server had no players in it, so I wandered around and found a portal. So being me I went in and I ended up in front of a engineer, so I shot him and his body exploded. After I shot him he said something. He said "Do you know what true pain is?" and then the computer burst into flames! I felt really guilty, so I decided to give my friend the money to get a new computer. When he asked me what happened I told him the whole story, and then he said "Before my brother died, he asked me if I knew what true pain is." I was shocked, so I said, "May your bro rest in peace." I never played again...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Last Time I Was On Team Fortress 2 (Improved Version)

The last time I played TF2 was a disturbing one. For those who don't know what it is, it is a team based FPS where two teams, Red and Blu, have a certain objective for a game mode. It's a really great game, and its free.
But anyway, my friend, Dylan, went out of town, and lent me his laptop to use while he was gone, since my computer was a piece of crap. Now when I say a laptop, I mean those $2000 alienware laptops.
So I booted up TF2, and once it started up, something odd happened, instead of taking me to the main menu, it just threw me into the server loading screen. "Odd," I thought. After a few minutes of loading, I was brought to the class selection screen.
This was also weird, I never saw the server info screen or the team selection screen. Now I heard of Mods and hacks. But there was something odd about this. A low feeling in my gut told me to leave now. But me, being me, didn't.
So I selected a spy and was on my way.
Big mistake.
I have no idea what game mode I was in, looked like payload. But I also had no idea where I was, the room was pitch black, there was also no one else in the server. So I decided to press esc. But nothing happened. I then started to spam it, still nothing.
Just then a light appeared, so I continued to walk towards it, but as I was getting closer the TF2 song was playing in reverse at a low pitch, and was getting louder and louder. It got so loud that I had to mute my volume.
After a minute, at the light was a portal, not a portal from Portal, just a portal. So I walked through it.
Another mistake.
I came upon a room, and there was no way out. The only light was coming from a lamp in the corner. That's when I heard a guitar, I turned around and there was an enemy engineer. "Finally," I said. I shot him in the head with The Ambassador.
But instead of falling to the ground, he just vanished. Then someone in the voicechat yelled "DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO EXPERINCE REAL PAIN!?" This freaked me out since the volume was muted, just then the laptop FREAKING BURSTED INTO FLAMES!
I felt bad about that, so I bought him a new laptop and told him what happened. I excepted him to call me crazy, but he didn't, he started crying. "Is there something wrong?" I asked him. He replied trembling over his voice.
"A few years ago, my brother was shot in the face. Before he died, he looked at me right in the eye, and said 'Do you know what its like to experience real pain?' and then died." He then took the laptop and walked away.
Its been a week, and I haven't heard from him. I hope he's ok...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
The Laughter

December 9, 1998~ [Begin Transmission] "Uhh.. h-hello. I'm, Ulysses Harbor. I teach psychology at the University of Utah. I'm not much for words, but I'll try to explain these... happenings... the best I can. Here I go."
"As of late, I haven't been... no, scratch that. As of late, my mind hasn't felt... right. I feel strange, all the time. I've come down with the chills, and goosepimples raise in my arms whenever I leave a room. I can't sleep. When I do get sleep, it comes in fits, and I have the most terrible dreams. They're just smatterings of blood, and laughter. Oh, the wretched laughter. It laughs at me, even in my waking hours, and follows me like fleas. The laughter is forces, almost as though some mad man has to laugh. I'm feeling rather pekish, I must go now." [End transmission]
December 13, 1998~ [Begin Transmission] "It's been three days and twenty-one hours since my last recording. In that amount of time, I've nearly died -- by my own hand -- twice. I just can't take it any more. When I blink, behind my eyelids lay terror. The shrieking, horrid faces of laughing beings. They don't look human... they look... lifeless, as though a dead man is smiling at me. The laughter has gotten worse, as well. It now drowns out almost all coherent thoughts. I fear these may be my last days, friends." [End Transmission]
December 14, 1998~ [Begin Transmission] --A moment of silence passes, before quiet sobs begin-- "Good Lord.. I have to end this now." --More silence passes, followed by rustling around in a far-off place, as though the professor is looking for something-- "Goodbye, laughter." --One more sob is heard, followed by a sharp jamming sound, and a large thud to the floor-—After a moment more of silence, the tape recorder automatically stopped recording. [End Transmission]
The preceeding tapes were found in the small, rural home of Professor Ulysses Hudson by an inquisitive co-worker at the University three weeks after the final recording. Along with the tape recorder, a rather bloodied-up Professor Hudson was found in his bathtub, a screwdriver shoved in his right ear. The distraught co-worker said, (in regards to the young man's death) "He seemed like a happy guy... I just didn't expect him to do anything like that. He was so... normal.. but then again, so was the professor last year... he was always laughing..."
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Old Shit
The Laughter Of The Girl

It all started in the summer of 2012 April 2. I was in my room listening to my music when I heard my little sister calling me. I went to her room but no one was there. I went from room to room but didn't find her, yet I could still hear her calling my name and giggling. I went to my bathroom and found her in the bathtub. She was bleeding all over and still calling my name and giggling. I asked her why was she giggling if she was bleeding and she said because the pain feels good. Then I told my mom and we rushed her to the hospital in Hanford Ca. They said she was bleeding internally and that she is going to die that day. My family and I cried the whole day praying for and giving her everything she wanted. But, she was still giggling. I asked her again why is she laughing and she said because and then her eyes closed and her heart rate stopped. She had passed away. To this day I can still hear her giggling just like if she was near me. I started to see her everywhere I went. I feel like she's following me. I can't live like this no more I can't eat I can't sleep I just need to die. I can still hear her right now. Now that you have read this she will come after you and you will hear the laughter.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
The Lava Floor

My name is Jorge, and I am being followed. Today, while I was browsing through the unpopular parts of YouTube, I got an inbox from a user named 7deadlyurns, and they said, "We are watching you."
Attached was a video named:
"Irvine"
I thought it was very odd. I guess it is wrong to assume that I'm being followed so quickly, but they sent me another video entitled "Run," and the video is of them in a neighborhood. They run up a driveway to a window. Then they go around and get into the house's backyard through the side door.
You can hear a dog barking, and they are filming a small walkway with a Poinsettia. The dog comes running towards the camera person. I recognized the house, the neighborhood, and the dog.
That was my house, my neighborhood, my dog. If you look closely at the door, you can make out a person. That person turns out to be my Aunt Beatriz.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Layers

I am writing this with my last moments of life, I am sending this out as a warning to people. This is 100% true so listen to the warning. Listen there is something awful among us, these horrible monstrosity grow in number yet now one seems to listen, when you read this I will be dead or transformed. Listen they killed my friend, devoured him whole while I watched, I warned him, he didn't listen. the monster asked for a hug but when he gave it the layers ate him while he tried to struggle out. After the monster was done he was spit out covered with things I can't even describe.
They are hidden and look like us but, different. I have seen them all around and the people think I'm crazy. They were once people but they have become horrible deformed abominations. They are shrugged off. They are called Fat people, and the saddest and scariest part is that there is a person under there. Under all of The Layers. One is coming for me soon, I hope this warning is taken seriously when I'm dead. Soon everyone will become one, soon everyone will become THE LAYERS.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Shortpasta
The Least Dramatic Pasta Ever

One day I went to a yard sale and bought some old video games from a nice old man. I had fun with them. Then I got an internship at a cartoon company. I found some tapes of unreleased episodes. They weren't anything special. Then I found a disc in my attic. I put it in my computer and it contained an executable file. The file couldn't run on my computer. After that I found a doll sitting on my bed. I put it away. I got sleepy and went to bed. I slept through the entire night without any interruptions.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Satire
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:File Extensions
The Leftover One

alright. so u all no the leftover pokemon with the starters? yes you do, of course you do!(i refuse to us whatever language the others use i cant undrstand it) now what happens to them? now you can pop off with the black and white games but im talkin pre b and w.
"ill take this one!" the odd boy shouted. "good choice GENERIC NAME, now do you wnat to name it?" dr oak said. "no, its a squirtle, duuh..." the boy relied. "well take good care of it then!" the dr said as his nephew walked in. "ahhh, gary! pick a pokemon!" the new boy apparently gary walked in and loked at me...then put me down and went to bulbasaur."ill take this one cause im gary motherfuckin oak and i will pwn you with a supereffective...
and then i was all like "nyan cat wow thanks for saving the day!!!" and he barfed rainbows and proceded to fly away with me on his back until something even bigger than your mom (wow) appeared....patrixxx! go mother fuckin pokeball... rock rock rock..pufwuf! i caught him!!! alright now lets take him to the dr! nyan flew me home were i procede to put the pokeball next to the odd boy and dr. oaks carcassas in the freezer and let him rest...
(patrixx didnt die :) haha no ban)
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The Legend

Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and discuss things that cannot be discussed in a public setting. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:Memes
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Wall of Text
The Legend Of The Tails Doll

It started about a month ago, me and my friends are hardcore videogame collectors. Anyways my friends and me were at a flea market, we walked up to a table it was nothing fancy just an old man selling some old videogames. As we ripped the box apart looking for games we dident own we all saw at the same time a grabbed it at the same time, after lifting out of the box with all our hands on the case we laughed. We knew about this game….. We knew what people said, that it was “Cursed” we just thought it was a joke. Thats right we found a copy of Sonic R, after asking the man his eyes went wide, ears red, foam started to gather at the side of his lips, he started speaking in a different langauge that we dident understand. Then he stopped looked at us and asked “Do you know?” we asked him what he meant, and sure enough he brought up the “Curse”. We told him its a joke, and he just shook his head we asked him how much and he said “For you suffering I shall ask for nothing in return.” So we got it for free, lucky break for us Sonic R is always like $80. After we left the flea market but as we were leaving people started to look at us, shaking their heads. We got home that night and my friend Will asked if he could play it first, we all agreed we would each own it for week intil we dident want to play it anymore.
That night Will called me, there was
static on his end of the phone, and he
sounded scared, I asked him why he
tried to explain but the phone line went dead. Before I hung up I could hear it, very faintly but I knew I could hear it, Can You Feel The Sunshine. I went back to bed, the next morning I got a call from the police, asking where I was, after asking why they told me they had some questions. I told them where I lived and 5 mintues later a cop car pulled up and two cops knocked on my door. They told me my friend Will was found in his bed with the phone cord wrapped around his neck. Will was dead, they told me one of my friends Dave told them I was walking out carrying something tha looked like a doll. He went into Will’s house to find him like that. I was put in jail and a couple days later I got a letter, they spelt it back words… so I had to use the mirror in my cell. And it said
” Can you feel the Sunshine?” And a drawing of will with a telephone cord around his neck. Everytime I go to sleep I hear it now, its loud in my head. And if I stay awake long enough I can see my red gem, so look behind yourself very slowly, so I can ask you “Can You Feel The Sunshine?”
Category:Living Objects
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:Sonic
The Legend at Sea

There was a boat with sailors and a captain who were sailing into a spooky storm and the storm was made by GHOSTS which played in the computers until all they could see were SYMBOLS on the screens now the sea captain wanders the see forever and if you are on a boat and you hear "WINGDINGS" whispered in the air you have 10 seconds to find cover or your dead don't contact the police or the ghosts will come up your bath plug hole and grab your feet until you drown if you have read this there is no hope for you forward this to 5 of your friends if you don't want the sea ghosts to invade their before bedtime waters sleep well my children
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Legend of 666elda by Tommy Wiseau, huuuh?

hello everyone, I am Tommy Wiseau. today I decide on playing game i luv to play as kid tommy hahahahaha! i took out da gam and it was called mortal Mario! You have to go through these screens killing things with a sword, HUUUH? I start to play it but notice it was weird. the old man didn't give me a sword, but instead started to hump me with his old blood. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART OLD MAN! I manage to escape but notice the green land was all red and bloody, hahahahahaha! The old man came out and told me to come back, Tommy! I just say "I don't want to come back. Anyways how's your sex life?" He tell me he don't do too good thats why he try to hump me. I felt better knowing he wasn't out doing drugs. I mean he's my friend i'll be there for him every step of the way cause he's my friend, huuuh? So afterwards we playe football, I tripped and the game said game over. And that's why it scared me for life. I think this is called a creepypasta HAHAHAHAHA! So anyways, tell me. How is YOUR sex life?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:Memes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
The Legend of Bloody Mary

Have you ever heard of "Bloody Mary"?  You know, that woman that comes out of a mirror and scratches your eyes out.  Have you actually tried it?
Well, if you go to a washroom at midnight, turn off the lights and chant "Bloody Mary" three times...
...
Your mom will tell you to "Shut up and go back to bed before she grounds you."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Rituwel
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
The Legend of Boba Fett

He shot first and last.
He doesn't use the force. He just uses "force".
He has never called anything "wizard".
He has never had a bad feeling about this.
Boba Fett is the most interesting bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
The Legend of C. Bungus Mungus

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A PERSON NAMED BILLY BOB JR!!! HE WORKED AS A CONSTRICTION WORKER AND WHEN HE WENT HOME AFTER WORK HE WENT STRAIGHT TO BED AND HAD DREAMS ABOUT HAPPY THIGHS... I MEAN THINGS! BUT WHEN HE WOKE UP AT 3AM (SPOOKY TIME) HE SAW... HIM... C. BUNGUNGS MUNGUS!!!!! THE CHUNK HUNK OF CRACK!!!! C. BUNGUS MUNGUS THEN TOLD HIM, "HAHAHAHA I'M EVIL!!!" AND BILLY BOB JR. WAS LIKE, "WHAT? NO... THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE?!?!" SO BILLY BOB JR RAN AND RAN UNTIL HE GOT TO THE DOOR AND ATTEMPTED HIS ESCAPE. BUT C. BUNGUS MUNGUS ASKED HIM IF HE KNEW WHAT BUNGUS MUNGUS MEANT... IT MEANT CHUNGUS AMONGUS!!! AHHHH!! LIKE AMONG US THE FUNNY GAME!! SO THEN C. BUNGUS MUNGUS WENT TO THE CONSTRUCTION FIRM AND HELD A MEETING REGARDING BILLY BOB JR AND VOTED HIM OUT AND BILLY BOB JR WAS SO SHOCKED HE DIED!!!! THE END.
ALSO THERE WAS THIS COOL BUFF SIX ARMED GUY WHO I FORGOT TO ADD IN THE STORY BUT NOW I'M TOO LAZY TO ADD HIM IN. BYE.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Beings
Category:Memes
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Shortpasta
The Legend of Die: The Death of Being Dead

Hai guize ges wut remamber the stury with "The Legenitals of Zez: Shut the f*** up Super Rainbow Golden Edition?" The won were Ruto eated homosexual chair? Wel so I goed back to flee murket to se if thei had dny more fre gamz with Ruto vore but I yes found other loss Zelda gam.
It was called "The Legend of Die: The Death of Being Dead". I though it sunded liek promassing gaem for gud fun an shiz. He sded game free dun pley I said "do pley" he saysed "ok mate" so I wented to home and put game disc into Nintenderp Wee and it started out with a scary picshar of Midna but she was evuil and angry and depressed. It pleyed ever song in wurld backwurds for 5 minats but then finally it taked me to file selechann. I start up gam call self "soopa" an it goes to the village with al the peepul it shoze Zant murder houses with fier everone screems then the fireman comes but he are zombie skeletonfos and he eaets everyonevody there was much scare music play in backwards then i shode Midna laughic evil.
Finally it started up I was Link of course I went to desert land and temple off sand an shit and wen too boawse rume was unlocked so boss it said instead of "Stalord" it said "Skeleton popped out" Then he doned a fedora and a Tommy gun an shoosted me I died and went to Lake Mountain's Domain Town and talked to some zorons and they were al died so then there wus a red chuchu but instead of "Red chuchu"it was called "EVUIL BLOD "and when I got bottle it it sed "Yu got an bottle hyperlistic blod" and Link autmatically drank it and screamed as his ass turned inside out and devoured him alive.
Then I was in Hyrule fields. I tried to called Epona and she was comed but she wuz an anthro horse with a tanktop and shorts she started repeating "twenty percent cooler" over and over in a slow, sexual voice. Each time she said it, it was a bit faster and the pitch was more a higher. Eventually she asplode into hyperlistic blod and guts. Then Link died too because joj death are scery.
I shut down the disk and threw the system away. I was apaulled. No Ruto vore.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!