Beta/Season 20/Election Results

===Decrees===
*Sun 30 passed with 4,186,835 Votes, 58% of all Decree Votes
**FROM PROGENITORMEIOSIS. OFFSPRING.VICTORY FORGED
**SUN 30 WAS SET.
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**Sun(Sun)'s Pressure built...
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===Tidings===
*INVESTIGATION COMPLETE
**Uncle Plasma was pulled from the ILB.
*** Uncle Plasma
**Liquid Friend was pulled from the ILB.
*** Liquid Friend
**Uncle Plasma completed their Undercover assignment.
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**Liquid Friend completed their Undercover assignment.
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**Liquid Friend was Unscrambled.
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**Uncle Plasma and Liquid Friend are stronger together.
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**Liquid Friend and Uncle Plasma are stronger together.
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===Wills===
List of Wills Results:
*Move
**The Breath Mints vote to move Hierophantic Foible to their Shadows.
**The Breath Mints made a roster move.
*** Hierophantic Foible, Lineup 
*** Hierophantic Foible, Shadows 
**Hierophantic Foible entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 46% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 96% of Breath Mints Move VotesFinal Odds - 44% chance of happening.
*Item Steal
**The Breath Mints chose to steal Wooden Necklace of the Feast and gave it to Kina Larsen.
**Frankie Hambone's Wooden Necklace of the Feast was stolen by Kina Larsen!
*** Wooden Necklace of the Feast
***Overall 17.8 - 0.6 -> 17.8 - 0.3 
**Kina Larsen dropped Squiddish Jersey of the Famine.
*** Squiddish Jersey of the Famine
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**Kina Larsen stole Frankie Hambone's Wooden Necklace of the Feast!
*** Wooden Necklace of the Feast
***Overall 12.5 -> 12.5 - 0.2 
**Item Steal - 42% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 54% of Breath Mints Item Steal VotesFinal Odds - 23% chance of happening.
*Roster Swap
**The Steaks chose to swap Wyatt Mason IV via a roster swap with Zephyr McCloud.
**The Steaks swapped two players on their roster.
*** Wyatt Mason IV -> Shadows 
*** Zephyr McCloud -> Lineup 
**Wyatt Mason IV entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Roster Swap - 36% of all Steaks Will VotesThis Filing - 91% of Steaks Roster Swap VotesFinal Odds - 33% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Steaks vote to infuse one of Gallup Crueller's random Stat Categories.
**Gallup Crueller's Pitching is Infused.
***Pitching 
**Shadow Infuse - 7% of all Steaks Will VotesThis Filing - 70% of Steaks Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 5% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Spies vote to move Math Velazquez to their Shadows.
**The Spies made a roster move.
*** Math Velazquez, Lineup 
*** Math Velazquez, Shadows 
**Math Velazquez entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 40% of all Spies Will VotesThis Filing - 98% of Spies Move VotesFinal Odds - 39% chance of happening.
*Magnify
**The Spies choose Dudley Mueller to be Magnified.
**Dudley Mueller is now at Magnification.
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**Magnify - 9% of all Spies Will VotesThis Filing - 49% of Spies Magnify VotesFinal Odds - 4% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Fridays vote to infuse one of Cordula Standlake's random Stat Categories.
**Cordula Standlake's Pitching is Infused.
***Pitching 
**Shadow Infuse - 25% of all Fridays Will VotesThis Filing - 91% of Fridays Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 23% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Fridays vote to move Yasslyn Statter Jr. to their Shadows.
**The Fridays made a roster move.
*** Yasslyn Statter Jr., Rotation 
*** Yasslyn Statter Jr., Shadows 
**Yasslyn Statter Jr. entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 51% of all Fridays Will VotesThis Filing - 93% of Fridays Move VotesFinal Odds - 48% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Mechanics vote to swap Zoey Kirchner and Shirai McElroy.
**The Steaks and Mechanics made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 77% of all Mechanics Will VotesThis Filing - 95% of Mechanics Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 73% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Mechanics vote to move Shirai McElroy to their Shadows.
**The Steaks sent a player to the Mechanics.
*** Shirai McElroy, Rotation 
*** Shirai McElroy, Shadows 
**Shirai McElroy entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 20% of all Mechanics Will VotesThis Filing - 82% of Mechanics Move VotesFinal Odds - 17% chance of happening.
*Roster Swap
**The Tacos chose to swap Yummy Elliott via a roster swap with Basilio Mason.
**The Tacos swapped two players on their roster.
*** Yummy Elliott -> Rotation 
*** Basilio Mason -> Lineup 
**Roster Swap - 39% of all Tacos Will VotesThis Filing - 50% of Tacos Roster Swap VotesFinal Odds - 19% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Tacos vote to move NaN to their Shadows.
**The Tacos made a roster move.
*** NaN, Lineup 
*** NaN, Shadows 
**NaN entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 21% of all Tacos Will VotesThis Filing - 90% of Tacos Move VotesFinal Odds - 19% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Sunbeams vote to infuse one of Lars Taylor's random Stat Categories.
**Lars Taylor's Defense is Infused.
***Defense 
**Shadow Infuse - 26% of all Sunbeams Will VotesThis Filing - 96% of Sunbeams Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 25% chance of happening.
*Magnify
**The Sunbeams choose Phineas Wormthrice to be Magnified.
**Phineas Wormthrice is now at Magnification.
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**Magnify - 23% of all Sunbeams Will VotesThis Filing - 78% of Sunbeams Magnify VotesFinal Odds - 18% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Jazz Hands vote to move Zippy DeShields to their Shadows.
**The Jazz Hands made a roster move.
*** Zippy DeShields, Lineup 
*** Zippy DeShields, Shadows 
**Zippy DeShields entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 35% of all Jazz Hands Will VotesThis Filing - 17% of Jazz Hands Move VotesFinal Odds - 6% chance of happening.
*Reform
**The Jazz Hands choose to reroll Liquid Friend's Attractor mod.
**Liquid Friend re-rolled from to .
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**Reform - 34% of all Jazz Hands Will VotesThis Filing - 44% of Jazz Hands Reform VotesFinal Odds - 15% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Lift vote to move Grollis Zephyr to their Shadows.
**The Lift made a roster move.
*** Grollis Zephyr, Rotation 
*** Grollis Zephyr, Shadows 
**Grollis Zephyr entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 37% of all Lift Will VotesThis Filing - 57% of Lift Move VotesFinal Odds - 21% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Lift vote to swap Knight Triumphant and Engine Eberhardt.
**The Steaks and Lift made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 22% of all Lift Will VotesThis Filing - 43% of Lift Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 10% chance of happening.
*Reform
**The Crabs choose to reroll Alston Cerveza's Underachiever mod.
**Alston Cerveza re-rolled from to .
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**Reform - 41% of all Crabs Will VotesThis Filing - 39% of Crabs Reform VotesFinal Odds - 16% chance of happening.
*Roster Swap
**The Crabs chose to swap Pedro Davids via a roster swap with Kaz Fiasco.
**The Crabs swapped two players on their roster.
*** Pedro Davids -> Shadows 
*** Kaz Fiasco -> Lineup 
**Pedro Davids entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Roster Swap - 32% of all Crabs Will VotesThis Filing - 76% of Crabs Roster Swap VotesFinal Odds - 24% chance of happening.
*Magnify
**The Dale choose Caleb Novak to be Magnified.
**Caleb Novak is now at Magnification.
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**Magnify - 24% of all Dale Will VotesThis Filing - 93% of Dale Magnify VotesFinal Odds - 22% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Dale vote to move Rush Ito to their Lineup.
**The Dale made a roster move.
*** Rush Ito, Shadows 
*** Rush Ito, Lineup 
**Move - 2% of all Dale Will VotesThis Filing - 70% of Dale Move VotesFinal Odds - 2% chance of happening.
*Roster Swap
**The Millennials chose to swap Schneider Bendie via a roster swap with Castillo Turner.
**The Millennials swapped two players on their roster.
*** Schneider Bendie -> Rotation 
*** Castillo Turner -> Lineup 
**Roster Swap - 38% of all Millennials Will VotesThis Filing - 20% of Millennials Roster Swap VotesFinal Odds - 8% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Millennials vote to swap A-d-e- -olis and Kichiro Guerra.
**The Worms and Millennials made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 44% of all Millennials Will VotesThis Filing - 80% of Millennials Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 35% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Tigers vote to swap Dudley Mueller and -aula Maso-.
**The Spies and Tigers made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 7% of all Tigers Will VotesThis Filing - 14% of Tigers Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 1% chance of happening.
*Reform
**The Tigers choose to reroll Paula Turnip's Credit to the Team mod.
**Paula Turnip re-rolled from to .
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**Reform - 42% of all Tigers Will VotesThis Filing - 86% of Tigers Reform VotesFinal Odds - 36% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Firefighters vote to swap Gabriel Griffith and Alyssa Harrell.
**The Fridays and Firefighters made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 60% of all Firefighters Will VotesThis Filing - 48% of Firefighters Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 28% chance of happening.
*Reform
**The Firefighters choose to reroll Alyssa Harrell's Attractor mod.
**Alyssa Harrell re-rolled from to .
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**Reform - 25% of all Firefighters Will VotesThis Filing - 93% of Firefighters Reform VotesFinal Odds - 23% chance of happening.
*Item Steal
**The Pies chose to steal Underhanded Limestone Ring and gave it to Jacoby Podcast.
**Winnie Hess' Underhanded Limestone Ring was stolen by Jacoby Podcast!
*** Underhanded Limestone Ring
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***Overall 28.6 + 0.5 -> 28.6 
**Jacoby Podcast dropped Flickering Bat.
*** Flickering Bat
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***Overall 12.7 + 0.4 -> 12.7 
**Jacoby Podcast stole Winnie Hess' Underhanded Limestone Ring!
*** Underhanded Limestone Ring
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***Overall 12.7 -> 12.7 + 0.6 
**Item Steal - 12% of all Pies Will VotesThis Filing - 15% of Pies Item Steal VotesFinal Odds - 2% chance of happening.
*Roster Swap
**The Pies chose to swap Doc Anice via a roster swap with Usurper Violet.
**The Pies swapped two players on their roster.
*** Doc Anice -> Lineup 
*** Usurper Violet -> Shadows 
**Usurper Violet entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Roster Swap - 44% of all Pies Will VotesThis Filing - 68% of Pies Roster Swap VotesFinal Odds - 30% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Shoe Thieves vote to move Donna Milicic to their Shadows.
**The Shoe Thieves made a roster move.
*** Donna Milicic, Lineup 
*** Donna Milicic, Shadows 
**Donna Milicic entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 37% of all Shoe Thieves Will VotesThis Filing - 29% of Shoe Thieves Move VotesFinal Odds - 11% chance of happening.
*Roster Swap
**The Shoe Thieves chose to swap Cornelius Games via a roster swap with Richardson Games.
**The Shoe Thieves swapped two players on their roster.
*** Cornelius Games -> Shadows 
*** Richardson Games -> Lineup 
**Cornelius Games entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Roster Swap - 42% of all Shoe Thieves Will VotesThis Filing - 91% of Shoe Thieves Roster Swap VotesFinal Odds - 38% chance of happening.
*Roster Swap
**The Worms chose to swap Xandra Pancakes via a roster swap with Rivers Rosa.
**The Worms swapped two players on their roster.
*** Xandra Pancakes -> Rotation 
*** Rivers Rosa -> Shadows 
**Rivers Rosa entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Roster Swap - 34% of all Worms Will VotesThis Filing - 6% of Worms Roster Swap VotesFinal Odds - 2% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Worms vote to move Rivers Rosa to their Shadows.
**The Worms made a roster move.
*** Rivers Rosa, Shadows 
*** Rivers Rosa, Shadows 
**Move - 40% of all Worms Will VotesThis Filing - 5% of Worms Move VotesFinal Odds - 2% chance of happening.
*Item Steal
**The Magic chose to steal Force Field of Observation and gave it to James Mora.
**Orville Manco's Force Field of Observation was stolen by James Mora!
*** Force Field of Observation
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***Overall 11.2 + 0.6 -> 11.2 
**James Mora dropped Metaphorical Shoes of Dexterity.
*** Metaphorical Shoes of Dexterity
***Overall 18.2 + 1.2 -> 18.2 
**James Mora stole Orville Manco's Force Field of Observation!
*** Force Field of Observation
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***Overall 18.2 -> 18.2 + 0.2 
**James Mora's Force Field of Observation was repaired.
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**Item Steal - 40% of all Magic Will VotesThis Filing - 93% of Magic Item Steal VotesFinal Odds - 38% chance of happening.
*Reform
**The Magic choose to reroll Tiana Wheeler's Attractor mod.
**Tiana Wheeler re-rolled from to .
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**Reform - 36% of all Magic Will VotesThis Filing - 100% of Magic Reform VotesFinal Odds - 36% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Moist Talkers vote to swap Greer Lott and Beans McBlase.
**The Pies and Moist Talkers made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 10% of all Moist Talkers Will VotesThis Filing - 20% of Moist Talkers Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 2% chance of happening.
*Reform
**The Moist Talkers choose to reroll Cedric Spliff's Subtractor mod.
**Cedric Spliff re-rolled from to .
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**Reform - 10% of all Moist Talkers Will VotesThis Filing - 90% of Moist Talkers Reform VotesFinal Odds - 9% chance of happening.
*Roster Swap
**The Georgias chose to swap Erin Jesaulenko via a roster swap with Nanci Grackle.
**The Georgias swapped two players on their roster.
*** Erin Jesaulenko -> Rotation 
*** Nanci Grackle -> Lineup 
**Roster Swap - 39% of all Georgias Will VotesThis Filing - 59% of Georgias Roster Swap VotesFinal Odds - 23% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Georgias vote to swap Jan Canberra and Ankle Halifax.
**The Lift and Georgias made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 16% of all Georgias Will VotesThis Filing - 15% of Georgias Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 2% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Flowers vote to swap Castillo Turner and Chorby Short.
**The Millennials and Flowers made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 60% of all Flowers Will VotesThis Filing - 86% of Flowers Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 51% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Flowers vote to move Owen Picklestein to their Lineup.
**The Flowers made a roster move.
*** Owen Picklestein, Shadows 
*** Owen Picklestein, Lineup 
**Move - 8% of all Flowers Will VotesThis Filing - 71% of Flowers Move VotesFinal Odds - 6% chance of happening.
*Reform
**The Flowers choose to reroll Silvaire Roadhouse's Flinch mod.
**Silvaire Roadhouse re-rolled from to .
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**Reform - 19% of all Flowers Will VotesThis Filing - 90% of Flowers Reform VotesFinal Odds - 17% chance of happening.
*Roster Swap
**The Lovers chose to swap Tot Fox via a roster swap with Kurt Crueller.
**The Lovers swapped two players on their roster.
*** Tot Fox -> Shadows 
*** Kurt Crueller -> Lineup 
**Tot Fox entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Roster Swap - 14% of all Lovers Will VotesThis Filing - 46% of Lovers Roster Swap VotesFinal Odds - 6% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Lovers vote to infuse one of Kurt Crueller's random Stat Categories.
**Kurt Crueller's Batting is Infused.
***Batting 
**Shadow Infuse - 26% of all Lovers Will VotesThis Filing - 96% of Lovers Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 25% chance of happening.
*Reform
**The Lovers choose to reroll Tot Fox's Flinch mod.
**Tot Fox re-rolled from to .
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**Reform - 11% of all Lovers Will VotesThis Filing - 100% of Lovers Reform VotesFinal Odds - 11% chance of happening.
*Magnify
**The Garages choose Malik Destiny to be Magnified.
**Malik Destiny is now at Magnification.
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**Magnify - 1% of all Garages Will VotesThis Filing - 61% of Garages Magnify VotesFinal Odds - 1% chance of happening.
*Roster Swap
**The Garages chose to swap Arturo Huerta via a roster swap with Tot Clark.
**The Garages swapped two players on their roster.
*** Arturo Huerta -> Rotation 
*** Tot Clark -> Lineup 
**Roster Swap - 29% of all Garages Will VotesThis Filing - 46% of Garages Roster Swap VotesFinal Odds - 13% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Garages vote to swap Oliver Loofah and Terrell Bradley.
**The Shoe Thieves and Garages made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 35% of all Garages Will VotesThis Filing - 73% of Garages Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 25% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Wild Wings vote to swap Summers Preston and Trinity Smaht.
**The Dale and Wild Wings made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 38% of all Wild Wings Will VotesThis Filing - 56% of Wild Wings Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 22% chance of happening.
*Roster Swap
**The Wild Wings chose to swap Scarlet Caster via a roster swap with Wyatt Glover.
**The Wild Wings swapped two players on their roster.
*** Scarlet Caster -> Shadows 
*** Wyatt Glover -> Lineup 
**Scarlet Caster entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Roster Swap - 29% of all Wild Wings Will VotesThis Filing - 22% of Wild Wings Roster Swap VotesFinal Odds - 6% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Wild Wings vote to move Nickname Yamashita to their Shadows.
**The Wild Wings made a roster move.
*** Nickname Yamashita, Lineup 
*** Nickname Yamashita, Shadows 
**Nickname Yamashita entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 7% of all Wild Wings Will VotesThis Filing - 19% of Wild Wings Move VotesFinal Odds - 1% chance of happening.
===Blessings===
List of Blessings Results:
*Targeted Evolution blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
**Jode Preston Evolved to Base 1
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**Leach Ingram Evolved to Base 1
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**The Breath Mints had 3% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Tigers with 16%10,909,618 votes were cast.
*Fringe Benefit blessed the Houston Spies.
**The Spies recruited Commissioner Vapor from the Moist Talkers
*** Commissioner Vapor, Lineup 
*** Commissioner Vapor, Lineup 
**The Spies had 0% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Moist Talkers with 52%3,465,956 votes were cast.
*Low Five blessed the Houston Spies.
**Spies' least eDense Player Pudge Nakamoto was Flipped.
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**Spies' least eDense Player -rj- Kerf-f--e was Flipped.
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**Spies' least eDense Player Aureliano Cerna was Flipped.
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**Spies' least eDense Player Peekaboo Nameperson was Flipped.
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**Spies' least eDense Player Nicholas Summer was Flipped.
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**The Spies had 1% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Crabs with 33%1,017,811 votes were cast.
*Pitch Runner blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
**The Fridays made a roster move.
*** Stevenson Heat, Rotation 
*** Stevenson Heat, Lineup 
**The Fridays had 22% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Firefighters with 61%1,137,976 votes were cast.
*Slow Clap blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
**Fridays' Lineup player Don Mitchell gained the permanent mod .
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**The Fridays had 9% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Mechanics with 12%5,288,912 votes were cast.
*Shot Caller blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
**Basilio Mason's Moxie was improved by 40%.
***Moxie 
**The Tacos had 24% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.6,972,748 votes were cast.
*Slowpoke blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
**The Sunbeams made a roster move.
*** Elvis Figueroa, Lineup 
*** Elvis Figueroa, Rotation 
**The Sunbeams had 85% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.557,148 votes were cast.
*Global Guts blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
**Hahn Fox's Moxie was boosted by 20%.
***Moxie 
**Hahn Fox's Thwackability was impaired by -5%.
***Thwackability 
**Hendricks Richardson's Moxie was boosted by 20%.
***Moxie 
**Hendricks Richardson's Thwackability was impaired by -5%.
***Thwackability 
**Howell Franklin's Moxie was boosted by 20%.
***Moxie 
**Howell Franklin's Thwackability was impaired by -5%.
***Thwackability 
**Nagomi Nava's Moxie was boosted by 20%.
***Moxie 
**Nagomi Nava's Thwackability was impaired by -5%.
***Thwackability 
**Phineas Wormthrice's Moxie was boosted by 20%.
***Moxie 
**Phineas Wormthrice's Thwackability was impaired by -5%.
***Thwackability 
**Eugenia Bickle's Moxie was boosted by 20%.
***Moxie 
**Eugenia Bickle's Thwackability was impaired by -5%.
***Thwackability 
**Siobhan Chark's Moxie was boosted by 20%.
***Moxie 
**Siobhan Chark's Thwackability was impaired by -5%.
***Thwackability 
**Paula Reddick's Moxie was boosted by 20%.
***Moxie 
**Paula Reddick's Thwackability was impaired by -5%.
***Thwackability 
**The Sunbeams had 44% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.5,272,790 votes were cast.
*Solo Stroll blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
**Sunbeams' worst Hitter Hendricks Richardson gained the permanent mod .
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**The Sunbeams had 12% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Magic with 13%9,218,736 votes were cast.
*Heads over Tails blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
**Jazz Hands' most eDense Player August Sky was Flipped.
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**The Jazz Hands had 17% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Magic with 32%2,538,412 votes were cast.
*Stuck in the Freezer blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
**Adalberto Tosser's Coldness was improved by 40%.
***Coldness 
**The Crabs had 29% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.2,225,476 votes were cast.
*Cool Off blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
**Lorcan Smaht's Coldness was boosted by 20%.
***Coldness 
**Lorcan Smaht's Ruthlessness was impaired by -5%.
***Ruthlessness 
**Montgomery Bullock's Coldness was boosted by 20%.
***Coldness 
**Montgomery Bullock's Ruthlessness was impaired by -5%.
***Ruthlessness 
**Adalberto Tosser's Coldness was boosted by 20%.
***Coldness 
**Adalberto Tosser's Ruthlessness was impaired by -5%.
***Ruthlessness 
**Axel Campbell's Coldness was boosted by 20%.
***Coldness 
**Axel Campbell's Ruthlessness was impaired by -5%.
***Ruthlessness 
**The Crabs had 31% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Fridays with 39%526,283 votes were cast.
*Complete 180 blessed the New York Millennials.
**Millennials' most eDense Player Sandie Carver was Flipped.
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**The Millennials had 14% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Fridays with 37%1,483,957 votes were cast.
*States of Play blessed the New York Millennials.
**Millennials' undefined Nandy Fantastic gained the permanent mod .
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**Millennials' undefined H-t-ie-d S-z-ki gained the permanent mod .
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**Millennials' undefined A-d-e- -olis gained the permanent mod .
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**The Millennials had 6% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Mechanics with 62%3,344,684 votes were cast.
*Couldn't Hurt blessed the Hades Tigers.
**Hiroto Wilcox's Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Hiroto Wilcox's Alternate arrived with .
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**Randy Castillo's Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Randy Castillo's Alternate arrived with .
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**The Tigers had 10% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Millennials with 39%684,707 votes were cast.
*Sponge Blob blessed the Hades Tigers.
**Tigers' undefined Nicholas Mora gained the permanent mod .
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**Tigers' undefined Paula Turnip gained the permanent mod .
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**The Tigers had 4% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Tacos with 63%3,073,929 votes were cast.
*Shadow Capes Supply Run blessed the Ohio Worms.
**Kit Ratoon gained Holey Cape.
*** Holey Cape
***Overall 6.6 -> 6.6 + 0.3 
**Muse Scantron dropped Sunglasses.
*** Sunglasses
**Muse Scantron gained Cape.
*** Cape
***Overall 9.7 -> 9.7 + 0.4 
**Persephone Splotter gained Cape.
*** Cape
***Overall 12.8 -> 12.8 + 0.1 
**Nyx Snapjaw gained Cape.
*** Cape
**Katy Cornbread gained Cape.
*** Cape
**Avi Jones gained Cape.
*** Cape
***Overall 10.0 -> 10.0 + 0.1 
**Bartleby Zhivago gained Rubber Cape.
*** Rubber Cape
***Overall 9.9 -> 9.9 - 0.1 
**Dulce Schofield gained Cape.
*** Cape
***Overall 9.6 -> 9.6 + 0.1 
**Clove Mahle gained Cape.
*** Cape
**Atma Willowtree gained Cape.
*** Cape
***Overall 8.1 -> 8.1 + 0.1 
**Cantus Hojo gained Cape.
*** Cape
***Overall 16.3 -> 16.3 + 0.1 
**Matteo Cash gained Cape.
*** Cape
***Overall 8.5 -> 8.5 + 0.4 
**Norman Muggins gained Slimy Cape.
*** Slimy Cape
***Overall 8.8 -> 8.8 - 0.1 
**Rocio Caster gained Cape.
*** Cape
***Overall 9.2 -> 9.2 + 0.1 
**Susananana Portmanteau gained Cape of Dexterity.
*** Cape of Dexterity
***Overall 11.3 -> 11.3 + 1.6 
**Kit Seraph gained Cape.
*** Cape
**The Worms had 8% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Crabs with 26%717,408 votes were cast.
*Green Light blessed the Ohio Worms.
**Tacos' random Player Sexton Wheerer gained the permanent mod .
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**Dale's random Player Liam Snail gained the permanent mod .
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**Flowers' random Player Margarito Nava gained the permanent mod .
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**Sunbeams' random Player Nagomi Nava gained the permanent mod .
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**Spies' random Player Quack Enjoyable gained the permanent mod .
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**Worms' random Player Stew Briggs gained the permanent mod .
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**The Worms had 9% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Tigers with 16%2,396,514 votes were cast.
*Heavy-Handed blessed the Ohio Worms.
**The Worms are now .
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**The Worms had 8% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Mechanics with 36%268,659 votes were cast.
*TWO FREAKIN BATS blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
**Halexandr-y --lton dropped Shoes.
*** Shoes
**Halexandr-y --lton gained Aluminum Cool Arm Bat.
*** Aluminum Cool Arm Bat
***Overall 11.2 -> 11.2 + 2.1 
**Franci-co Preston dropped Leg Glove.
*** Leg Glove
**Franci-co Preston gained Aluminum Noise-Cancelling Bat of Stamina.
*** Aluminum Noise-Cancelling Bat of Stamina
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***Overall 17.1 -> 17.1 + 0.8 
**The Magic had 3% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Shoe Thieves with 15%3,771,663 votes were cast.
*Strange Attractor blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
**The Magic recruited Wyatt Glover from the Wild Wings
*** Wyatt Glover, Lineup 
*** Wyatt Glover, Lineup 
**The Magic had 81% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.2,863,479 votes were cast.
*Shots in the Dark blessed the Atlantis Georgias.
**Neerie McCloud's Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Neerie McCloud's Alternate arrived with .
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**Xandra Yolk's Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Xandra Yolk's Alternate arrived with .
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**Jon Tumblehome's Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Jon Tumblehome's Alternate arrived with .
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**Clementine Steeplechase's Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Clementine Steeplechase's Alternate arrived with .
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**Steals Chark's Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Steals Chark's Alternate arrived with .
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**The Georgias had 30% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Fridays with 31%1,913,259 votes were cast.
*Light-Handed blessed the Atlantis Georgias.
**The Georgias are now .
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**The Georgias had 6% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Moist Talkers with 23%4,077,849 votes were cast.
*Backup or Down blessed the Mexico City Wild Wings.
**Wild Wings' most eDense Player Rafael Davids was Flipped.
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**The Wild Wings had 35% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.1,588,536 votes were cast.
===Post Election===
*The Wild Wings used their .
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*The Flowers used their .
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*The Lovers used their .
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*The Garages used their .
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*Goodwin Morin II faded away from the Lift.
** Goodwin Morin II
*Goodwin Morin II faded to dust.
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*Chorby Soul IV faded away from the Tacos.
** Chorby Soul IV
*Chorby Soul IV faded to dust.
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*Chorby Soul V faded away from the Dale.
** Chorby Soul V
*Chorby Soul V faded to dust.
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*Chorby Soul VII faded away from the Flowers.
** Chorby Soul VII
*Chorby Soul VII faded to dust.
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*Valentine Games II faded away from the Spies.
** Valentine Games II
*Valentine Games II faded to dust.
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*Chorby Soul VI faded away from the Moist Talkers.
** Chorby Soul VI
*Chorby Soul VI faded to dust.
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*Goodwin Morin III faded away from the Shoe Thieves.
** Goodwin Morin III
*Goodwin Morin III faded to dust.
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*Valentine Games III faded away from the Breath Mints.
** Valentine Games III
*Valentine Games III faded to dust.
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*Evelton McBlase II roamed to a new team.
** Evelton McBlase II, Lineup 
** Evelton McBlase II, Lineup 
*Pudge Nakamoto roamed to a new team.
** Pudge Nakamoto, Lineup 
** Pudge Nakamoto, Lineup 
*Sun(Sun) Recharged.
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