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3372: Feeding the Cat

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Garfield, sitting on a dresser, licks his lips as he looks at a ham on a table. Garfield tried to reach for the ham, but ends up hanging awkwardly between the dresser and the table.
In this strip, there are four options that Garfield can choose like Reach, Bridge, Stunt Mouse, and Teleporter, all with appropriate icons.
There was a FAIL screen popping up on the last panel and the caption that said "Who do you think you were, Kitty D. Luffy?" which was a reference to Monkey D. Luffy. There was four buttons like Retry, Step Back, Return to Start, and Menu.
The author's note has a Rule 34G that says "If it exists, no matter how obscure or ill-fitting it is, a Square Root of Minus Garfield comic will reference it". He checked Bloons, Spy vs. Spy, Wander over Yonder, Blue's Clues, with comics, but not Schoolhouse Rock because that one was stuck in the backlog, but he'll tell you to wait a few months to see it. Rule 34G itself is a reference to Rule 34, which implies the same broad scope toward Internet pornography.
Today's reference is a series to a Choose Your Own Adventure-style Flash Games by Stickpage, known as either "Xing the Y" series, or Henry Stickmin series, depending on who you might ask. There's a TV Tropes topic about it .
==Transcript==
{Garfield, sitting on a dresser, licks his lips as he looks at a ham sitting on a table}
{A menu pops up with four options: Reach, Bridge, Stunt Mouse, and Teleporter, all with appropriate icons}
{Having apparently picked Reach, Garfield reaches for the ham}
{Garfield ends up hanging awkwardly between the dresser and the table}
Garfield: Garfield, you dummy.
{A FAIL screen pops up}
Message: Who did you think you were, Kitty D. Luffy?
Buttons: Retry / Step Back / Return to Start / Menu
==The author writes:==
Rule 34G: if it exists, no matter how obscure or ill-fitting it is, a Square Root of Minus Garfield comic will reference it. Bloons? Check. Spy vs. Spy? Check. Wander Over Yonder? Check. Rhythm Heaven? Check. Blue's Clues? Check. Schoolhouse Rock? That one's still stuck in the backlog, but wait a few months and you'll see it for sure. 
Today's reference is to a series of CYOA-style Flash games by Stickpage, known either as the "Xing the Y" series or as the Henry Stickmin series, depending on who you ask. Read about it on TV Tropes. 
Original strip: , with one asset taken from .
Category:SonicLover
Category:Video game references
3373: Unfixed In-Joke Theater

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Garfield watched television, and an inside joke happened in one panel on the television. 
Here, the "inside joke" was an amalgamation of various actual injokes from Square Root of Minus Garfield.
==The author writes:==
After David Morgan-Mar took my offhanded idea and turned it into SRoMG #2958, I figured I should make it into an actual injoke that somebody might get. The audience of this webcomic, for one possible example. 
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
TV: So, one SRoMGer said to another "Stephano just glued a frozen pudding pop to the sign on his donut!"
TV: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Garfield: I don't get it
TV: This has been "Inside Joke Theater"
Garfield: Figures
Category:Lubaf
3374: Atarifield

==Explanation==
This strip was made in Atari.
==The author writes:==
Don't forget to tune to channel 3.
(Couldn't make the bubbles Atari-styled so I inverted the colors instead.)
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Here we go...
TV: Level one:
TV: YAAAAGGHH! 
Jon: Impressive graphics
Garfield: It says you're supposed to reattach your head and try again
Category:DonutKing
3375: To entertain you

==Explanation==
This strip takes Jon's line in the final panel literally, as Garfield's one and only thought is "to entertain you." Presumably, this is also Jon's only thought.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Hi, there... I'm Jon Arbukle. I'm a cartoonist, and this is my cat, Garfield. 
Garfield: To entertain you.
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you.
Garfield: To entertain you.
Category:Celery
3376: Don't Share Drinks

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Garfield drank something from a cup, and breathed because he drank from a cup. Jon drinks from it but then he reacts severely. 
Jon got toxoplasmosis when Garfield already drank some of it from a cup. Jon can't say that Garfield didn't warn him.
Toxoplasmosis is a parasitic disease caused by Toxoplasma gondii.
==Transcript==
{Garfield is drinking}
Garfield: SLURRRRK
{Garfield puts the drink on the table}
Garfield: Now Jon I've already had some of this so don't drink it or you'll 
get toxoplasmosis
{Jon drinks from it and reacts severely}
Garfield: He can't say I didn't warn him
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
Category:Declan Hoare
3377: Antifield

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Garfield walked out of the house reading a book entitled "BIRD CALLS". Garfield put down the book and blew a whistle, making a TWEET. Garfield gets joyfully surprised to hear another "TWEET" in reply, so he ran all the way to a street corner...and suddenly came face to face with another Garfield who made the sound.
Here, Garfield finds himself face to face with the Anti-Garfield, a Garfield which is like the original Garfield in any way, except made of antimatter. Jon, who's at the living room back at the house, where he reads a newspaper and drinks coffee, is startled by a massive explosion as the two Garfield's annihilate each other.
==Transcript==
{Garfield walks out of the house, reading a book entitled 'Bird Calls'}
{He puts down the book and blows a whistle, making a 'TWEET}
{He is joyfully surprised to hear another 'TWEET' in reply} 
{He starts walking down the path, still blowing the whistle with a 'TWEET'}
{And again, he hears a 'TWEET' in reply}
{He is now running, and the sound is coming from around the corner. He blows twice, 'TWEET TWEET' and hears a replying 'TWEET TWEET' again}
{As he rounds the corner, he blows two more times, 'TWEET TWEET' and hears two more in return, 'TWEET TWEET'... 
then suddenly, he comes face to face with the anti-Garfield, a Garfield which is like the original Garfield in every way, except made of antimatter}
{Cut to the living room back at the house, where Jon is reading the newspaper, but is startled by a massive explosion as the two Garfields annihilate each other}
SFX: KA-BLAM!
==The author writes:==
Original strips: , .
Category:Memes-In-Your-Dreams
3378: MISTER FUNNY MAN

==Explanation==
This edit is based on the 1992-03-28 Garfield strip, in which Garfield has just tied Jon's shoelaces together (referring to the punchline of the previous day's strip) and claims he's not doing it anymore. By utilizing elements from two different strips, the author has swapped the characters' roles and turned the tables on Garfield.
==The author writes:==
Jon finally wins!
Original strips: , , .
==Transcript==
Jon: I'm not tying up Garfield's leash anymore
Jon: It's too dull
{Garfield bounces on-panel}
SFX: boing boing
{Garfield's limbs are bound tight to him by a a collar}
Garfield: Mister funny man!
Jon: I'm forging new frontiers
Category:Destructible Watermelon
Category:Joke reversal
3379: Do you think it's gonna make him change?

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Jon is reading a newspaper, and Garfield has a pair of scissors. The pair of scissors start doing the snipping sound for at least twelve times. Jon gets annoyed at Garfield and he'll let him know if he sees a cat food coupon for Garfield to look at.
Here, Garfield uses a pair of scissors to cut Jon's hair, making Jon have a bald patch.
==The author writes:==
Hi. Long time reader, first time contributor*. I've been reading SRoMG for quite some time now, but have never really considered making my own until a little over an hour ago. This strip isn't anything too special. I found the Garfield strip that was published on my birthday and decided to make it a bit more entertaining. This was the result. Pretty mediocre, really. 
Original strip: .
[*at time of writing -Ed]
==Transcript==
{Jon is reading a newspaper as Garfield stands behind him, holding a pair of scissors. He is smiling quite deviously}
{Garfield proceeds to cut Jon's hair. Jon appears quite miffed}
{Garfield is no longer in frame. Jon, now with a bald patch, continues to read the paper, seemingly unaware of what just happened}
Category:H.R. Chunkinstuff
337: Garfield Sinus Garfield

==Explanation==
In this variation on the "Garfield [Minus] Garfield" formula, the object in question is a sinus, which in general terms is a sac or cavity in any organ or tissue. It's usually used to refer to the nasal cavities.
==The author writes:==
Want to get really creeped out? There's one of those very close to you at all times. In fact, it's there right now.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: {reading newspaper while Garfield sits nearby} The world is constantly changing. 
{Garfield is replaced by a sinus.} 
Garfield: {reappearing} They haven't stopped making frozen pudding pops, have they?
Category:Constantly changing
Category:Real world references
Category:superluser
3380: Garfield Minus Dynamite

==Explanation==
This strip is a reversal of 1569: Grafield plus Dynamite.
==The author writes:==
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Flea: Hi, I'm your friendly neighborhood flea
Garfield: Hey, little fella. Excuse me for just a moment
{Garfield walks up to Jon}
Garfield: Call our lawyer
Category:Jared Funtime
3381: Grummfield: The Story Begins

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Garfield approached a sign that said "Keep Off the Grass" and Garfield started moonwalking on the grass.
Here, he approaches a sign called "GRUMM" with a Minecraft name tag on it. Now Garfield is hovering upside-down with the name tag attached to him.
==The author writes==
Minecraft has an Easter egg in which naming a mob "Dinnerbone" or "Grumm" will flip it upside-down, be it by renaming a spawn egg on an anvil or renaming a name tag on an anvil and right-clicking the mob with it in hand, as Garfield did to himself here. 
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is walking on grass}
{Garfield approaches a sign with a Minecraft name tag on it}
Sign: GRUMM
{Garfield is hovering upside-down with the name tag attached to himself}
Category:Video game references
Category:Az0riusG4mer
3382: Remember to hold down + B

==Explanation==
In this strip, Garfield gets into a big fight with a purple dog, and he feels like holing up somewhere to whimper for a while.
Here, a Pokeball captures Garfield.
==The author writes:==
National № 1825
Type: Normal
Species: Fat Cat Pokémon
Height: 2'03"
Weight: 95lbs
Abilities: Thick Fat, Gluttony (hidden)
Garfield the Fat Cat Pokémon. When this Pokémon is asleep it is still capable of eating twice its body weight in food. 
Original strip: 
==Transcript==
Garfield: I feel like holing up somewhere to whimper for a while
Trainer: Poké Ball go!
{Garfield disappears inside the Poké Ball}
Category:Simon Winters
Category:Video game references
3383: Garfieldocracy

==Explanation==
This strip is a mash-up between three strips that form a coherent story, all originally appeared on the same day as a general election in the United Kingdom, which were also the elections won by Margaret Thatcher. 
==The author writes:==
The three strips making up this submission, which just about form a coherent story, all originally appeared on the same day as a general election in the United Kingdom. (They were also the elections won by Margaret Thatcher, but don't read too much into that.) 
Original strips: , , .
==Transcript==
Jon: Garfield, meet my new pet frog, "Herbie"
Jon {reading a poem, "My Buddy"}: I have a buddy. 
My buddy's a toad. 
He's kind of muddy, 
He's flat on the road. 
But, he is my buddy, 
My buddy to stay. 
'Til he's peeled up 
And sailed away.
{Garfield smashes Herbie with a book}
Category:Christopher Wickham
3384: Going out with style(t)

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, the spider was gonna hop on Garfield's neck and suck out all of Garfield's bodily fluids but ended up getting swatted with a newspaper which made the spider's straw crimp.
Here, the mosquito was about to hop on Garfield's neck and suck out all of Garfield's bodily fluids but ends up getting swatted with a newspaper which made it crimp his stylet.
==The author writes:==
The original strip is etymologically incorrect; almost no spiders feed on blood, whereas mosquitoes are famous for it. As such this strip has been edited to be more scientifically accurate. (The stylet is the piercing part of a mosquito's mouthparts; as a bonus it's very straw like.) 
Mosquito image here is a Skypest, from 8-bit classic Commander Keen 4|.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Mosquito: Hey, cat, I'm gonna hop on your neck and suck out all your bodily fluids
{Garfield whacks the mosquito without even looking}
Squashed Mosquito: Hey, you crimped my stylet!
Category:Levellass
3385: Choose Your Own Garfield: Universe Revolving

==Explanation==
From April 22th, 2013, there was a difference between the world revolving around Garfield, which made him fat.
The background to three strips from 2006, 2011, and 2015 are now light-brown and the table is now blue.
The title refers to Choose Your Own Adventure, that featured similar branching paths.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: , , , .
==Transcript==
Jon: The world does not revolve around you
#1
Garfield: You got that right, pal
#2
Garfield: And just why not?
#1-1
Garfield: Because I told the world not to!
#1-2
Garfield: That's just one of its faults!
#2-1
Jon: Too long a trip
Garfield: Oh! Good one!
#2-2
Jon: That would take too long!
Garfield: Hey!
Category:Reisen U. Inaba
Category:Spot the Difference
3386: Spike Jon (& his Kitty Slacker)

==Explanation==
in this strip, Jon Arbuckle is on the computer telling Garfield, with a coffee cup in hand, that he has tons of online friends. Garfield stands there skeptically, and Jon's expression changes to a little sad, because he only has some online friends. Garfield appears to doubt this still, in the third panel, Jon cries. Garfield appears somewhat disappointed to Jon.
Here, he tells Garfield that he has tons of bananas, while being confident, but he has some bananas, which makes him nervous, and now he starts crying because he has no bananas today. Banana Man had to use them all up.
Based on Yes! We Have No Bananas! from 1923.
==Transcript==
Jon, confident: I have tons of bananas!
Jon, nervous: Well, I have some bananas...
Jon, crying: Okay, I have NO bananas!
Garfield: He has no bananas today.
==The author writes:==
"Yes! We Have No Bananas". Presumably, Banana Man used them all up.
Original strip: , with dialogue assists from , , , .
Category:Corak57842
Category:Music references
3387: Depressedfield

==Explanation==
The author has edited three original Garfield strips and made it into Garfield being depressed.
In the first Garfield comic, Jon saw a mouse, then he looks at Garfield, angrily, telling him that cats are supposed to chase mice. Garfield, sitting on Jon's lap, being depressed, wants Jon to learn more about cats. Jon gets annoyed.
Then, in the second Garfield comic, Jon happily asks Garfield what he would like for breakfast. Garfield, depressed, wants a cup of coffee, a Danish, and the newspaper. Jon gives him a warm bowl of milk instead of that. Garfield, slightly angry, says that these people don't give cats any credit.
Finally, in the third Garfield comic, Garfield gets depressed even more, by getting near a seat than can recline using a lever. Then, Jon horribly watches, as Garfield completed a suicide attempt.
==The author writes:==
We all know how Garfield is depressed in most strips, but what if it was taken up to eleven? Welcome to Depressedfield. 
--- 
I submitted this 3 minutes after the first Depressedfield. I'm way too fast. 
--- 
After 2 strips of depression, Garfield has had enough. Don't expect anymore Depressedfield strips from me - Garfield is dead. 
I know this one is a bit gory, but trust me, this is nowhere near as gory as the Zalgo Garfield strips. 
Original strips: , , , .
==Transcript==
{A mouse walks by}
Jon {angry}: Cats are supposed to chase mice
Garfield {depressed}: Fascinating. Tell me more about cats
--- 
Jon: What would you like for breakfast, Garfield? 
Garfield {depressed}: A cup of coffee, a danish and the newspaper 
Jon: Have a warm bowl of milk
Garfield {slightly angry}: You people don't give us cats any credit
--- 
Garfield: Dull, dull, dull
{Garfield gets near a seat that can recline using a lever}
Garfield: Dull, dull, dull
{Jon watches in horror as Garfield has completed a suicide attempt}
Category:PartyEscortBotBeans
3388: Meaner

==Explanation==
This edit is based on #1407. One of the original strips used in this edit had a clearly frightened Jon reading Scary Stories; he berates Garfield after the latter accidentally scares him, and Garfield returns wearing a monster mask.
Here, only three panels are used, and Garfield frightens Jon by smacking him, thus making the ordeal intentional. In short, the title "Meaner" is quite apt.
==The author writes:==
Based on #1407.
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
{Jon is reading a book of scary stories; Garfield walks up behind him}
SFX: SMACK {Garfield smacks Jon startling him into screaming} 
Jon: You're mean!
{Garfield walks away}
Category:Joke removal
Category:Kavviyenta
3389: Disgustingfield

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Jon noticed that the bowl of hard candy was gone, and Garfield's stomach was rattling as he walked by, indicating that he had swallowed them whole, neither sucking on them nor breaking them down with his teeth.
Here, Jon had a bowl of kidney stones on the kitchen table.
==The author writes:==
Why does Jon have a bowl of kidney stones? And why is it on the kitchen table? 
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon walks up to a bowl on the table}
Jon {picking up said bowl}: You ate the entire bowl of kidney stones?!
SFX: rattle rattle rattle {Garfield's stomach rattles as he walks by, and Jon looks on, surprised}
Category:booknut
338: Hubert & Reba

==Explanation==
This strip is a compilation of all the times Hubert & Reba, Jon's elderly neighbors, have been in the strip as of the date of this strip's creation, including just in their dialogue.
One wonders if Jim had a specific Hubert and Reba in mind when naming Garfield's uncle and aunt, and later, Jon's human neighbors.
==The author writes:==
This is all of the appearances of Jon's elderly neighbours, Hubert & Reba, who're practically the Statler & Waldorf Greek chorus who constantly remark upon seeing Jon's weirdness second-hand. One can only wonder what they could think if they encountered it First-hand. 
We don't know much about them, save that they have a small purple dog who Garfield encountered in his first Animated Special and bullied a bit in several of the early strips. Interestingly enough, Hubert's appearance is remarkably different in the strip with the mailman as opposed to the others. Reba seems to be disturbingly interested in Jon's body. 
I felt that the last strip was kind of a cheat, since neither of them actually appeared on-panel, but included it for completeness, as well as helping it fill out the last bit of white space. 
You can find the relevant strips here: http://garfield.nfshost.com/?s=hubert+reba
Strangely enough, searching for either name alone shows that Garfield had an and an .
Original strips: , , , , , , , , , , , , .
==Transcript==
Jon: Arrrrrrrgh!
Dog: Bark.
Garfield: Mrow!
Hubert: Pack your bags, Reba. The neighborhood's gone strange.
Reba: Eeek! Look, Hubert! Peeping Toms!
Hubert: Don't flatter yourself, Reba. Now go hide the silver.
Jon: Hey, world! I'm taking a bath! Come in and watch!
Reba: I'll be right back.
Hubert: I'm sure the man's joking, Reba.
Hubert: Isn't that disgusting? Just look at that, Reba!
Reba: I'm looking! I'm looking!
Jon: Play cowboy and horsy, boys. Do a handstand, Garfield. Balance on Garfield, Odie.
Reba: Sad.
Hubert: He should get out of the house more.
Jon: Unnngh!
Garfield: Eat'em! Eat'em!
Reba: Hubert! The cat's feeding Jon!
Hubert: Pack your bags, Reba! We're moving for sure this time!
Jon: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hubert: Call the wagon, Reba! That's not a natural laugh!
Hubert: Call the funny farm, Reba! Arbuckle's finally gone off the deep end!
Garfield: Rowr.
Odie: Yip! Yip!
Jon: Bark! Bark!
Hubert: Reba! Come here and look at this. But you'd better cinch up your corset first!
Jon: I don't know what got into my cat! I'm really sorry.
Hubert: Nonsense! That's the most exercise Reba's had in years!
Jon: Help! Chair! Help! Chair!
Reba: Never seen a chair go bad like that before.
Hubert: Back in '39 I had a hassock with an attitude.
Jon: Everybody! Hop! Hop! Hop!
Reba: Hubert, I'm very afraid.
Hubert: Shut up and conga.
Garfield: You've gotta love the "cold, wet swim trunks dance".
Jon: Yee! Yee! Hooooo haaaah!!
Reba: Hubert, call a cop!!
Category:DanielBT
Category:Compilations
3390: Odie Makes a SRoMG Comic

==Explanation==
In the original strip, Odie ordered a Dingle Ball online on www.dingleball.com.
Here, he submits a comic on Square Root of Minus Garfield.
==The author writes:==
i made this at 3 in the morning aaaaa 
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{A computer sits in an empty room} 
{Odie walks into the room and gets on the computer}
SFX: CLICK
SFX: TAPPY TAPPY TYPE TYPE TAPPY TAPPY TYPE
SFX: CLICK
Computer: Your strip has been submitted. Thank you
Jon: "mezzacotta.net/garfield"?
Category:BraceletySchmracelety
3391: Murder Show Cooking Mystery

==Explanation==
In the original strip, Jon made this from a cooking show. Garfield asked Jon if it wasn't a murder mystery.
Here, they've been swapped around.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Tah-dah!
Jon: I saw this on a murder mystery!
Garfield: Are you sure it wasn't a cooking show?
Category:Muk
Category:Joke reversal
3392: Garf of Thrones

==Explanation==
The author had put the Garfield panels all together to make Taylor Swift's song from Game of Thrones in 2017.
==The author writes:==
I would have done more, but I ran out of space. 
Original strips: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , .
==Transcript==
Jon: I
Garfield: Don't
Garfield: Like
Garfield: Your
Jon: Little
Garfield: Games
Garfield: Don't
Garfield: Like
Garfield: Your 
Garfield: Tilt
Garfield: ed
Garfield: Stage
Garfield: The 
Garfield: Role
Garfield: You
Garfield: Made 
Jon: Me 
Garfield: Play
Jon: Of
Garfield: The 
Garfield: Fool
Garfield: No
Jon: I 
Garfield: Don't
Garfield: Like 
Garfield: You
Jon: I 
Garfield: Don't 
Garfield: Like
Garfield: Your 
Garfield: Perfect
Garfield: Crimes 
Garfield: How 
Garfield: You
Jon: Laugh
Garfield: When
Garfield: You 
Garfield: Lie 
Garfield: You
Jon: Said 
Garfield: The 
Intercom: Gun
Jon: Was 
Jon: Mine
Garfield: Isn't
Garfield: Cool
Garfield: No
Jon: I
Garfield: Don't
Garfield: Like 
Garfield: You 
Window: But 
Jon: I
Garfield: Got 
Jon: Smarter 
Jon: I 
Garfield: Got 
Jon: Harder 
Sign: In
Garfield: The
TV: Nick
Jon: Of
Garfield: Time 
Garfield's Grandfather: Honey
Jon: I
Jon: Rose 
Garfield: Up 
TV: From
Garfield: The 
Garfield: Dead 
Jon: I
Jon: Do
Garfield: It 
Garfield: All
Garfield: The
Garfield: Time 
Garfield: I've 
Garfield: Got 
Garfield: A 
Liz: List 
Jon: Of
Garfield: Names 
Jon: And 
Garfield: Yours 
Jon: Is
Sign: In
Jon: Red
Garfield: Under 
Jon: Lined
Jon: I 
Garfield: Check 
Garfield: It 
Jon: Once 
Garfield: Then
Jon: I
Garfield: Check
Garfield: It
Garfield: Twice 
TV: Oh (oh) 
Garfield: Look
Garfield: What
Garfield: You 
Garfield: Made 
Jon: Me 
Sign: Do 
Garfield: Look
Garfield: What
Garfield: You
Garfield: Made 
Jon: Me
Sign: Do
Garfield: Look
Garfield: What
Garfield: You
Jon: Just 
Garfield: Made 
Jon: Me
Sign: Do 
Garfield: Look 
Garfield: What 
Garfield: You 
Jon: Just
Garfield: Made 
Jon: Me 
TV: Oh (oh)
Category:Music references
Category:Xineohp III Esq.