Katy Perry Hit Generator/1

The Katy Perry Hit Generator is a piece of software invented by nefarious scientist-cum-pop starlet Katy Perry. Perry created the tool in 2008 to assign lyrics with just the right amount of titillation to her instrumental track "Salacious Dirge in EMinor".
Perry's design involved creating the basic template of a song with certain elements, such as verbs and nouns, which could be varied. These varying versions were then played to test panels of both impressionable teenage girls and parents.
The chorus line of the song followed the carefully planned formula:
In 2010 Perry said her aim had been "to be vile enough to make parents tut, but not so saucy as to make them get off their asses and complain".
This page provides a freeware version of the generator. Refresh the page to create each new variant.
I <choose uncached>
<option>had consensual sex in the missionary position with</option>
<option>69ed</option>
<option>ass-fingered</option>
<option>ate shit out of a cup with</option>
<option>ate the ass of</option>
<option>beat off</option>
<option>blew a kiss at</option>
<option>blew</option>
<option>breastfed</option>
<option>came over</option>
<option>cammed for</option>
<option>caught an STD off</option>
<option>chilly dogged</option>
<option>circumsized</option>
<option>cuckolded</option>
<option>deepthroated</option>
<option>deliberately wet myself on the lap of</option>
<option>did an unpaid sex show for</option>
<option>did it bareback with</option>
<option>did my first DVDA with John, Paul, George and</option>
<option>did nasty shit with</option>
<option>drizzled olive oil over</option>
<option>dry humped</option>
<option>felched</option>
<option>felt up</option>
<option>filmed a porn audition with</option>
<option>filmed a snuff movie with</option>
<option>fisted</option>
<option>flashed</option>
<option>frenched</option>
<option>fucked</option>
<option>gagged on</option>
<option>gave a Bombay roll to</option>
<option>gave a foot job to</option>
<option>gave a hand job to</option>
<option>gave a mediocre blowie to</option>
<option>gave an oily handjob to</option>
<option>gave it all up for a record deal with</option>
<option>got anally invaded by</option>
<option>plowed</option>
<option>got ate out by</option>
<option>got bent over and fucked by</option>
<option>got busy in a shower with</option>
<option>got buttfucked in front of a crowd of 3,000 people by</option>
<option>got choked by</option>
<option>got Cleveland Steamered by</option>
<option>got donkey punched by</option>
<option>got fingered by</option>
<option>got in a sex swing with</option>
<option>got jizzed on by</option>
<option>got licked out by</option>
<option>got love eggs involved at the behest of</option>
<option>got rogered by</option>
<option>got skull fucked by</option>
<option>got tit fucked by</option>
<option>had phone sex with</option>
<option>had a threeway with a Dutchman and</option>
<option>had cyber sex with</option>
<option>had my ass smacked by</option>
<option>had my boundaries pushed by</option>
<option>had my genitals stretched by</option>
<option>had my nipples licked by</option>
<option>had my tits licked by</option>
<option>had sex for money with</option>
<option>had some glory hole fun with</option>
<option>humped</option>
<option>jerked</option>
<option>kissed</option>
<option>licked the balls of</option>
<option>licked</option>
<option>lost my virginity to</option>
<option>lubed up for</option>
<option>made a porno with</option>
<option>made a scat film with</option>
<option>made a sex tape with</option>
<option>made a watersports movie for</option>
<option>maed a yuky doody on</option>
<option>once got busy in a Burger King bathroom with</option>
<option>peed over</option>
<option>performed an unnatural sex act with</option>
<option>pulled off</option>
<option>put on a strap-on and did</option>
<option>rainbow kissed</option>
<option>raped</option>
<option>reverse cowgirled</option>
<option>secured a record deal after performing a sex act on</option>
<option>shat on</option>
<option>slapped my clit for</option>
<option>spat in the mouth of</option>
<option>squirted on</option>
<option>stripped</option>
<option>sucked off</option>
<option>ate the contents of a condom for</option>
<option>sucked the balls of</option>
<option>sucked the nipples of</option>
<option>talked to my bf on the phone while being taken from behind by</option>
<option>tenderly touched</option>
<option>tickled the anus of</option>
<option>tongued</option>
<option>took a strap-on to</option>
<option>totally did it with</option>
<option>went to a bukkake party with</option>
<option>took part in a double penetration with a chatshow host and</option>
<option>took part in a rape fantasy with</option>
<option>touched up</option>
<option>tried anal sex dry with </option>
<option>wanked</option>
<option>was creampied by</option>
<option>was deflowered by</option>
<option>was facialized by</option>
<option>was fucked in a car by</option>
<option>was humiliated in public by</option>
<option>was made to come by</option>
<option>was raped by</option>
<option>was rogered by</option>
<option>was sexually abused by</option>
<option>was sexually assaulted by</option>
<option>went all the way with</option>
<option>went ass to mouth for</option>
<option>went black for</option>
<option>went to second base with</option>
<option>went to third base with</option>
</choose></div> <choose uncached>
<option>my lawfully wedded husband</option>
<option>a multinational financial corporation's CEO</option>
<option>a Beyonce impersonator</option>
<option>a black girl</option>
<option>Cthulhu</option>
<option>Jimmy Savile</option>
<option>Kobe Bryant</option>
<option>Russell Brand</option>
<option>Silvio Berlusconi</option>
<option>Thom Yorke</option>
<option>Anthony Weiner</option>
<option>your mom, a dalmatian, and three rodeo clowns</option>
<option></option>
<option>a Chinaman</option>
<option>a Chinese girl</option>
<option>a communist</option>
<option>a crack addict</option>
<option>a Frenchman</option>
<option>a furry</option>
<option>a Greek waiter</option>
<option>a Jewess</option>
<option>a Klingon</option>
<option>a Latino</option>
<option>a Lego man</option>
<option>a Leprechaun</option>
<option>a Muslim terrorist</option>
<option>a Noob</option>
<option>a Pakistani</option>
<option>a prostitute</option>
<option>a rabbi</option>
<option>a redneck</option>
<option>a Republican</option>
<option>a Tampa Bay Buccaneer</option>
<option>a Time Lord</option>
<option>a bag boy</option>
<option>a bisexual hermaphrodite</option>
<option>a boy</option>
<option>a candlestick maker</option>
<option>a chef</option>
<option>a chimney sweep</option>
<option>a chocolatier</option>
<option>a clockmaker</option>
<option>a cop</option>
<option>a discharged seaman</option>
<option>a disgraced Mother Superior</option>
<option>a dude</option>
<option>a dwarf</option>
<option>a father of four</option>
<option>a ferret</option>
<option>a fisherman</option>
<option>a football mascot</option>
<option>a French maid</option>
<option>a gay unicorn</option>
<option>a geeky high school loser</option>
<option>a ghetto rat</option>
<option>a girl in a hijab</option>
<option>a girl</option>
<option>a girly boy</option>
<option>a goat</option>
<option>a Greyhound bus driver</option>
<option>a guy dressed as a Nazi</option>
<option>a high-rolling businesswoman</option>
<option>a homeless man</option>
<option>a horse</option>
<option>a hunky high school jock</option>
<option>a judge</option>
<option>a lawyer</option>
<option>a lumberjack</option>
<option>a man dressed as Jesus</option>
<option>a man who was half Mexican half non-fat milk</option>
<option>a mannish lesbian</option>
<option>a member of the clergy</option>
<option>a mountain guide</option>
<option>a nun</option>
<option>a pig farmer</option>
<option>a pregnant woman</option>
<option>a priest</option>
<option>a random guy at a party</option>
<option>a record company exec</option>
<option>a respected politician</option>
<option>a sailor</option>
<option>a sausage butcher</option>
<option>a school caretaker</option>
<option>a session singer</option>
<option>a sheep</option>
<option>a soldier</option>
<option>a sweaty plumber</option>
<option>a thug</option>
<option>a tomboy</option>
<option>an Admin</option>
<option>an Elvis Presley impersonator</option>
<option>an HIV sufferer</option>
<option>an IP</option>
<option>an NBA star</option>
<option>an alcoholic</option>
<option>an old guy</option>
<option>an older gentleman</option>
<option>an uncut Jew</option>
<option>my best friend's dad</option>
<option>my boyfriend's brother</option>
<option>my gym teacher</option>
<option>my puppy</option>
<option>my stepdad</option>
<option>Poseidon</option>
<option>some frat boys</option>
<option>the ghost of my dead father, the King of Denmark</option>
<option>the littlest hobo</option>
<option>the minotaur</option>
<option>the twelve apostles</option>
<option>your mother</option>
</choose></div> and I liked it
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