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Anti-neutrino

Anti-neutrones are a subspecies of neutrino that collectively suffer from manic depressive disorder. It has been found in studies that single anti-neutrinos are only affected mildly by depression, but when larger groups are gathered, or congregate, the depression factor increases exponentially, affecting even larger creatures, such as researchers, scientists, analysts, hulks, mutants, and anyone else that would happen to end up in a research lab or near anti-neutrinos. The depression factor of a single anti-neutrino, though, is enough even to make regular neutrinos active. As it goes against neutrino nature to be active, explosions soon follow, taking out both the neutrino and the anti-neutrino, and often several micrometers of space surrounding them.
==Initial discovery==
Anti-Neutrinos were initially discovered by Irish poet James Joyce in 1903, who stumbled upon a swarm of them, which soon led to his theorizing the existence of quarks, as James went on a drinking binge, suffering from severe depression as a result of exposure to anti-neutrinos.
==Research==
Research on anti-neutrinos was slowed and frequently delayed due to increased drinking problems among researchers and scientists, and eventually the project was scrapped when a distraught Bruce Banner turned green, swelled enormously, wept like a broken child, and flooded the lab, causing major damage to most of the equipment, and drowning several anti-neutrinos, much to the relief of the researchers.
Another lab has begun research on the anti-neutrinos with more success, dosing themselves with large amounts of anti-depressants, and hiring emotionless-ninja assistants.
==See also==
*Opposite day
Category:Quantum mechanics
Anti-vaxxers

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Anti-vaxxers have and are a rare and dangerous virus that normal humans seldom obtain. Commonly, it makes them believe that vaccines cause Autism. Anti-vaxxers can most often be found at protests, through Facebook pages and outside medical centres. Many are born from a young age, although others can catch the virus from reading the propaganda distributed by the anti-vaxxers.
==A brief overview of anti-vaxxers==
===Symptoms===
*Vehemently against vaccines
*Protesting for no apparent reason
*Ignoring professional medical advice
*Thinking they are healthier than they are
*Pretending to have a medical PHD
*Having a low IQ
*Claiming vaccines have micro chips in them
*Arguing that there is a correlation between Coronavirus and 5G
*Nazism
===What anti-vaxxers think is in a vaccine===
Generally, anti-vaxxers think that vaccines will contains a serum that will give the receiver Autism, and a computer chip that will control your body or something (honestly, I have absolutely no idea).
==Evidence==
Anti-vaxxers use many studies and thousands of sources to arrive at the conclusion that vaccines cause Autism and usually have computer chips embedded in their necks or wrists. Some of the aforementioned studies are conspiracy theories that people with low IQs come up with, introducing ludicrous ideas about vaccines, or people who are rich enough to bribe scientists just to make them say vaccines cause Autism. As you can clearly see, anti-vaxxers take a lot of time to make sure their information is Fake as fuck in order to complete their goal of total world domination true and helpful to the average human.
===What to do if you encounter an anti-vaxxer===
*Keep calm, this will avoid aggravating them.
*Be careful
*Slowly back away from them, taking caution to ensure they don’t notice.
*DO NOT make eye contact
*DO NOT engage in conversation
==End goal==
The average anti-vaxxer’s end goal is to get everyone infected with their deadly virus so that no one gets Autism everyone gets engulfed by the virus and meets their inevitable death, YAY!
==Stop them==
Luckily for them, there is a way to stop these infected idiots. We could simply try to forcibly inject them with a vaccine and watch them get Autism not get Autism. Or we could infect them with their own virus even further. This would probably also introduce a less deadly conspiracy for them to get busy protesting about. Just few ideas, maybe you have some more. Enjoy.
Antipasta

In Pasticle Physics, Antipasta is composed of anti-ingredients in the same way that pasta is composed of ingredients. For example, an antiegg and some antiwheat can form an antipasta dish, in the same way that eggs and wheat can be used to create a pasta dish. Many theories surrounding Antipasta were first speculated upon by Italian physicist Galileo Fusilli which brought an end to pastacentric thinking. It is not commonly known that you can cook anti-pasta and and anti-bolognese to make a substance called anti-spag-bol.
==Origin and asymmetry==
Almost all pasta observable from the Earth seems to be made from pasta rather than antipasta. Many scientists believe that this preponderance of pasta over antipasta (known as Spaghettoid Asymmetry) is the result of an imbalance in the production of pasta and antipasta particles in the early universe, after its creation by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If antipasta-dominated regions of space existed, the conchiglie produced in annihilation reactions along the boundary between pasta and antipasta regions would be detectable (and have a delicious flavour). The amount of pasta presently observable in the universe only requires an imbalance in the early universe on the order of one extra pasta particle per billion pasta-antipasta particle pairs.
==Vermicelli Theory and Quantum Pasta==
Long has it being thought that pasta that does not conform to standards of Euclidean geometry with ecliptic and hyperbolic shapes exist which enable crannies of bolognese to form within the space-time continuum. Supporters of the String Theory maintain that long, linear strips of pasta does not allow for this. Proponents of the Lasagne Model put forward the theory that meaty "pockets" exist between layers of flat pasta, speculating in a universal "omnipasta" or "multipasta".
==Artificial Antipasta Production==
Anti-Spaghetti was reported in November 2009 to have been produced at the Large Carbonara Colander in Geneva. It is expected that it will address the most fundamental questions of Italian Cuisine, advancing our understanding of the deepest laws of single-dish meals.
==Criticism & Controversy==
Despite the evidence provided for Antipasta's existence, some groups remain sceptical as to its benefits to Culinary Science, and indeed, some even question whether it actually occurs naturally outside the laboratory. They point to the lack of physical evidence for other negatively-charged carbohydrates, such as Antirice or the elusive Higgs-Potato.
==See Also==
*Flying Spaghetti Monster
*Pizza
*Pasta
*Spaghetti
*Worms
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Category:Physics
Antitheism

Antitheism is the sister religion of Atheism that came into being at around 42 BC. Antitheists believe in Athe but worship her older sister Antithe. Antitheism should not be confused with anti-he-ism - an extreme form of feminism.
==The Antitheist Doctrine==
Antitheists agree with Atheists that Athe exists and doesn't wish to be bothered by the problems of puny humans but they don't believe that Athe is perfect, just stuck up. Because they see no potential reward from worshipping Athe they instead worship her older sister Antithe. Antithe is generally veiwed as being much sluttier and looser than her sister and is believed to often indulge in alcohol and drugs. Antithe is also depicted as being much less vengeful.
Antitheists are often opposed to other religions such as Christianity and Islam because they teach morals that oppose the behaviors that Antithe approves and lead you into an unfufilling life .
While Athe is believed to exist in the human incarnation of Amber Heard (by anyone other than atheists, who don't believe that), Antithe is believed to have possessed several vessels over the years (by anyone other than antitheists, who violently oppose the belief). According to the mythology, Antithe possesses the body of a female celebrity, binges on alcohol, drugs, and sex, then searches for a new vessel while the old one goes through Rehab. Previous vessels of Antithe have included Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, and Lindsay Lohan. According to prophesy, Antithe will next possess the body of Miley Cyrus.
==Antitheist Views on...==
===...Afterlife===
Antitheists believe that Athe created the realms of Heaven and Hell and restricts them both. However, they believe that if they worship Antithebdubzand live life as she would that she might sneak you into Heaven when Athe isn't looking
===...Abortion and Gay Marriage===
Antitheists have no problem with either, in fact it's believed that Antithe has had several of both.
===...Creation===
Antitheists believe that Antithe created the universe when she was high, thus explaining some of the crazier laws of physics like String Theory.
===...Evangelism===
Antitheists try to spread the word of Antithe by "deconverting" members of other religions. "Deconverting" is considered less of a ministry than a form of recreation by most antitheists, and is all the more enjoyable for them as it can be performed from the basements of their mother's house.
Methods of deconversion include:
*Taking random verses from the Bible, usually the Old Testament, out of context and telling Christians how terrible they sound
*Delivering long rants on blogs and forums about how Antithe is the only truth
*Going on Amazon.com or the Internet Movie Database and bashing books and movies that are contrary to Antitheistic beliefs
*Insulting people's intelligence and calling them "irrational", "stupid" and "poo-poo heads."
While most of these "deconversion" tactics are aimed at Christians, antitheists swear they will get to the Muslims next, because, after all, Christians are obviously the more immediately threatening.
==See Also==
*I before E, except after C
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Antlions

First, you all should know what an Antlion is. It's a lazy-ass twenty-legged motherfucker who chills at the bottom of a small sand pit and waits there all day long for stupid-ass ants to fall into it, where it eats them. The Antlion is the laziest dumb-ass layabout in the whole animal kingdom, bar none. The sloth? The sloth fucking laughs at this fool for being too lazy. Now you will learn in detail about this sack of shit.
==History==
Antlions don't have a very diverse history. They just don't. They have never ended up doing anything because all they do is sit their asses in a pit. When do they have the time or energy to make history? They just lay there.
==Harassment Charges==
Three years ago these lazy-ass assholes had harassment charges filed against them by the Hornet and Mud Dauber, who are always fucking their shit up and take any opportunity to drill them another one. Being too weak to retaliate, these complete pussies get tooled 24/7 by the Hornet and Mud Dauber. 
==Antlions pick on who?==
These sacks of stale donkey vomit who wouldn't even know donkey vomit if it flooded over them and their entire village, don't even pick on something their own size. They pick on tiny-ass ants. Mainly the dumb ones who fall to their doom into Antlion's obvious-as-fuck pit. Several insect species have installed billboards near Antlion pits to warn the oncoming ants. Nothing doing. They just keep marching and fall in, where the antlion doesn't have to move a centimeter but just lays there with its mouth open. Mother Nature was obviously fucking wasted the day she produced the Antlion, which insults the real lion like you wouldn't believe.
==How do they die?==
*Obesity (from sitting in their pit for their entire fucking life).
*Starvation. They somehow once had enough energy to dig a pit. Speed? But once they've dug it and plop in there like a bag of wet sand, they need ants to live. If no ants ever come due to a badly placed pit meters from the nearest anthill it's curtains for the Antlion, because when the lazy fat fucktards realize that no ants are showing up they aren't even able to get out of their own pit to save their ass. They start to lose body fat and insane amounts of energy, so they're basically fucked.)
*Death by Hornet. Hornets fuck them up.
*Death by Mud Dauber. Mud Daubers fuck them up, and get them muddy in the process.
The ants, who point out the pit to the hornets and the mud daubers, just sit back and watch.
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Category:Lifestyles
Antonín Dvořák

:Howdy, pardner! Why don'tcha want to read about the Dvorak Simplified Keyboard instead?
Antonin Dvořák (b. 4 Smarch, 1838) was an extraterrestrial worm being, keyboard player, conductor, and composer of Czech classical music. He was also a well known lover of roast fowl (such as the QWERTY), and could often be found following fellow composer Olivier Messiaen with a rifle.
==Keyboard Performance==
Dvořák was an accomplished keyboardist, but little is known about his performing career. In concert, he was known to be able to play faster than 95 words per minute. Moving to the United Spades brought the end of his keyboarding career as he began to focus entirely on composition. He is also known for attempting to recreate the modern piano, placing what he considered to be the most commonly used notes in the "Home Octave" as he called it. The Dvorak piano is rarely used and slightly overcomplicated to build, but it is capable of playing a Philip Glass piece at normal speed, where a QWERTY Piano is not. Dvorak's Piano also had a revolutionary "space key" which would be used to play the rest notes on sheet music. He also wrote 'Largo' which means 'Large' in Spanish.
==Works==
===Symphonies===
Dvořák is famous primarily for his big pile of symphonies with nationalist themes.
* Symphony no. 2 "From Little Russia with Love"
* Symphony no. 3 "The Scotts-Rhenish"
* Symphony no. 9 "From the New World" (a broad symphonic portrayal of the United States in 106 keys; also known as the 106-Key US Layout).
===Other Works===
* Songs in the Key of Knives was initially one of Dvořák's least popular compositions. The score required that members of the orchestra clink knives together and then throw them into the audience. Recently, however, critical reappraisal by Michael Dorn has reinvigorated popular opinion of this unfairly maligned piece and reestablished it as one of Dvorak's most accomplished songs. 
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Anunnaki

The Anunnaki were extra-terrestrials who came to Earth and tampered with the genetic makeup of primitive mankind, as observed by noted scientist David Icke. The term comes from the Sumerian "an-unnak-ki", meaning 'those who came from heaven to Earth'. They helped establish the ancient astronauts, a previous worldwide civilization who built the pyramids and are responsible for anything good that ever happened on the planet Earth.
==Anunnaki Government==
The head of the Anunnaki council is the Great Anu, the sky god, and the other members are his offspring. His throne will be inherited by Enlil, resulting in a dispute between Enlil and his brother Enki regarding who will be the rightful leader. Enki is an alchemist and is known to have created mankind. 
The Anunnaki form the High Council of the Gods, and Anu's companions. They are distributed throughout the Earth and the Underworld. The best known of them are Asaru, Asarualim, Asarualimnunna, Asaruludu, En-Ki (Ea for the Akkadians), Namru, Namtillaku and Tutu.
== the origin and begining of man kind ==
There is a place known as kangleipak in ancient days and its people call the kanleichas, a race called meetei exists since times. it had many up and down in its history. their still exist some rare record of written documents called puya in its unique 18 alphabatic form. in one of its record called "Wakoklon Hilel Thilel Salai Amailon Pukok" where the begining of man kind and its creation is mentioned clearly. it states that all starts from Ama the universal god. he had two offspring call ipu sanamahi and ipu pakhangba. ipu sanamahi created man kind and ipu pakhangba inherited the throne. ipu pakhangba had 7 sons. the 7 clans in the meetei race are belived to be the decendent of it.
==Evidence==
There is so much evidence for the Annunaki that it would take approximately 5,000 years to write it down. Here are some of the major ones.
* Nazca Lines in Peru: These were obviously used as runways for spaceships.
* Pyramids: Do you think the Ægyptüsians were capable of this crap? No Way.
* Genesis: Those angels who came and made Sarah pregnant were really Anunnaki hoodlums playing a prank on a poor, defenseless Hebrew.
* Stonehenge: Obviously a large spaceport.
* Ancient Model Airplanes: Found in Egypt and Peru, these show the ancients thought the Anunnaki's spaceships were hella rad, also, Bede likes to murder cats in their sleep, srsly...
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Category:2012
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Anxiety

Anxiety is the form of ultimate knowledge and the sign of ultimate wisdom. Many humans have attained Anxiety, and have become the highest and most sacred idol of all - a Llama. Llamas, due to their old age, have hunchbacks like the guy called . Nostradamus is renowned to be the most famous Llama in the world as he became hunchback at the young age of 4. Ever since, he started making predictions about lottery and horseracing, thus elevating his family's status to a higher level.
==History of Anxiety==
How the godly effect of anxiety came about is not known, but many false prophets have attempted to lie to the Community. Jimbo Wales, founder of the ungodly Wikipedia is still trying to spread false teachings that he created anxietyOutrageous Lie on Wikipedia set to deceive innocent souls
Anxiety is known to cause Melancholy as a side effect to test the User's endurance. Many people who tried to attain Anxiety were killed at this stage.
The first person to contract Anxiety was Adam, though Eve discovered it. The Serpent and God had Anxiety all along so it didn't counted. Adam found the SUPREME magical UNKNOWN mystical MYSTERIOUS awe-inspiring Anxiety fruit.: How I spent my life with Adam and Eve
People who contract anxiety tend to urinate on their pants. And they love it. It tests the ability of someone to ignore how others feel and reach the ultimate stage of death? Yeah, it's death you..According to Encyclopedia Dramatica, this is a vocabulary mistake. The grammar is just fine. Right.
==Anxiety in the Modern World==
Currently, Anxiety is spreading all over the world and nobody knows it. (Yes! You don't know it! I won't tell you that it is!) Now, people start to wear clothes, some people start to be straight, and strangest of all, some people even go to Wikipedia! Mona Lisa was said to be the first to truly experience Anxiety in its truest form by transforming herself into Karl Marx. It was later found out that it was all a hoax as Karl Marx and Mona Lisa were one and the same, apart for the fact that Mona Lisa has only one eye, and that Karl Marx is female. And that Mona Lisa was a pineapple.Mona Lisa - The truth and the truth and the truth.
In actual fact, the first person to truly experience the highest point of Anxiety is Galileo. He was so much into Anxiety that he released the 1609 hit single Rubber Bonker loves you, Galileo!. He also forgot to discover gravity. Sadly, someone called discovered gravity before Galileo. But Galileo discovered gravity first although he forgot to discover gravity.<nowiki> was here!
==Anxietarianism==
People who have anxiety usually are branded with the name of an "Anxietarianismist" for no reason. A cabbage (yes, that cabbage) started it all by looking like the word "Anxietariansim", and the trend soon started. That cabbage was also known for starting the The Great Pastafarianism war which never existed existed in this guy called 's head. Who knows? Maybe it really existed. Wait... Nothing was there, I declare. Then why was there a strikethrough?Why is "7", "6"?
==Don't be anxious, it's just notes -- Aaah!==
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Anything

Anything, contrary to Popular Belief, is not a thing. The belief that it was in fact a thing is little more than an Old Wives Tale, much akin to the one where if you don't go to bed a monster will get you, and tell Dad about what I was doing with the electrician and i'll cut you, bitch. Rumour has it that Anything is a thing on weekends. This has yet to be confirmed. Anything's natural enemy is the speranah, because the speranah is known to eat anything. It is a well known fact that since Anything met The Top, it has acted an escort to many favourite hollywood celebs, who'll do anything to get to the top.
Further information on Anything is distributed solely on a need to know basis. And you don't need to know.
==What is Anything?==
Anything, in its simplest form can be considered the absence of nothing, this is affirmed by the fact that if you are reading this, you don't have anything between your ears. From this simple statement it may now start to hurt between your toes, under you noes, in that space between ass and genitalia, and on your armpits.
==The end of the world==
The end of the world as described above will come about when anything sleeps with his gay friend nothing. When this happens, anything and nothing will combine and create a mass confusion black hole. Thus, comes the end of the world. If you live long enough to see anything and nothing combined you will finally care about nothing and not about something. You will also see such things as dogs loving cats, cats loving mice, the meaning of life, and God having sloppy second sex with Osama Bin Laden.
==See also==
*Anything
*Everything
*Something
*Nothing
*Things
*Things you should avoid
*Speranah
*Everything There Is To Know About Everything There Is
*AAAAAAAAA!
*bob
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Category:Things George Bush doesn't know about
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Apes

Apes can refer to primates that have no tails.
Apes:
*Ape-Shit Crazy
*Orangutan
*Poop throwing monkeys
*Chimpanzees
*Gorillas
*Great Ape Project
*Planet of the Apes
*Politicians
Non-ape primates:
*Ring-Tailed Lemurs
*Monkeys (even though monkeys have tails, apes don't)
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Aphasia

Aphasia (or aphemia) is a loss of the ability to produce and/or comprehend language, due to injury to brain areas specialized for early breakfast, sardines backslash in fair order banana. Seamstresses minder on omniloquent basality; flagrant crumples flung fat over New York. 
Garage band gritty Uncle Sam, bad foursome rabbit a scattered cod jump.
== Symptoms of Aphasia ==
Any storage Oprah U.S. Air Force Mongolian fridge unit:
* Sibilant hippopomonstrosesquippedaliophobia o longer reliable.
== Classification of Aphasia ==
Gung-ho Nostromo simple hesitation close up the reverse harbor's true pepper. Let birds go further loose, or maybe shout easy play. Quick and turbulent euphorias: ankle try sound reset gleaming, dinner to bug, dog fellow distance, glass lunch judge a bicycle to let it. Computer replay morning can cross barrels. All job appalled, bread the arrive seen earlier? If you need me, use this string impact. Frequently, tangibilities evaporate intensely without bacon.
== Aphasia in Popular Culture ==
Simpsons south park alien deep space nine star trek friends Star Wars? Avatar. A that 70's, show 80's home and away. Pirates of the Caribbean Dilbert Civilization Halo. Walt disney the lost airplane the sequel. Deep purple superman a the elder scrolls uncyclopedia america online.
The sims' age of empires snoop dog judas priest football.
Did someone eat my yogurt parfait I left in the refrigerator last tuesday?
== See Also ==
* Orange
* Mouse
* Jesusland
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