Ecce Mono

Ecce Mono, also known as Potato Jesus, or Ecce Homo (English: Eeek, a human!), Located in Martínez and Giménez, Borja for Wikipedians without a sense of humor, is a masterpiece created in 2012 by Cecilia Giménez, using MS Paint and Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. "Based" (physically) UPon a 1930 fresco by Elías García Martínez, the fame of this "work" depicting Jesus, did the miracle: Borja, a nobody cares sort-of-Russian-named Spanish village far far away from Madrid and next to France, became the New Biennale and changed its name in Toulouse Lautrec. Hallelujah!!!
==History, rise and fame==
===Boring version===
Ok, that's the fact: in 1930 an unknown painter named Elías García Martínez depicted a Jesus on a column of an unknown church in an unknown place. His plan was to wait painting's decay for 82 years, hoping that a noob painter and elderly parishioner decided to mess it up, waiting for some dummy art critic talkin' bout a "pop icon", earning fame, money with tourism and... Finally... Earn the right to have an article on Wikipedia! Uhm... Is there really anybody going to listen to this boring story? NOPE, of course. Let's listen to the terrific version, composed by the Fab Four!
===Ecce Mono: The Musical===
Ah look at noob restoring people
Ah look at noob restoring people
Ceci Giménez, picks up a pencil
In the church where Martínez has been
And draws a chimp
Sitting by column, painting "The Face"
That she keeps in a jar by her house
In formaldehyde
Noob restoring people. Where do they all come from?
Noob restoring people. Why do so bothersome?
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Father Florencio, writing the report
for vandals to Guardia Civil
(But) No one came near
Look at her working, wasting his fresco
In the night when there's nobody there
(But) Nobody cared
Noob restoring people. Where do they all come from?
Noob restoring people. Why do so bothersome?
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Ah look at noob restoring people
Ah look at noob restoring people
Ceci Giménez, did in the church
A pop-art masterpiece with her name
Everyone came
Father Florencio, rubbing his hands
For the tourists that walk from the church
Borja was saved
Noob restoring people. Where do they all come from?
Noob restoring people. We bless them for a long
...
Seriously... In 2016, an opera celebrated the painting. Yes, seriously!I said I was serious
==What really happended: Ecce Ring==
What you have read above, and on the net, is what they wanted us to believe. A courageous documentary film, directed by Gore Verbinski, reveals the truth. 
File:The Ring (Shelter Mountain Inn).jpg|Sanctuary of Mercy Church, Borja. August 1, 2012DAY 1
File:Ecce Homo (Elías García Martínez).jpg|"Hi Rachel, have yourent a movie for tonite?
File:Ecce Homo (Elías García Martínez) in 2010s.jpg|"Geez!Myself! I'm gettin' oldfor borjadom in this place..."
File:The Ring (Rachel at the Shelter Mountain Inn).jpg|"Hi CJ. I found only thissort of home-made video"
File:Buddy Christ within Ecce Homo (Martínez) frame.jpg|"Home-made! U great Ra! Put the tape on"
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File:Jesus answers on telephone.jpg|Jesus: "Hallo, the Savior is in"X: "Seven days..."
File:Black.jpg|70 times 7 days after
File:The Ring (cursed tape, Samara out of well).jpg|DAY 7
File:Ecce Homo (Elías García Martínez).jpg|"What the..."
File:The Ring (Samara final scene).jpg|"Hi, Savior..."
File:Ecce Homo (Elías García Martínez) in 2010s.jpg|"Oh my Dad! Oh my Dad!!!
File:Cecilia Giménez appears as Samara Morgan.jpg|"Is's restoration time!"
File:Ecce Mono (details).jpg|"BAAAAAAARGH!!!"
File:Black.jpg|Later...
File:The Ring (Rachel discovering Noah's corpse).jpg|"CJ, u r late 4 brunch... CJ? CJ?!
File:The Ring (Rachel watching Noah's face).jpg|"AAAAAAAAA!!!"
File:Ecce Mono with Noah (The Ring) face after Samara killing.jpg|ECCE HOMO
==See also==
*D'OH!
*Samara Morgána de Doña Ana y Don Ricardo (1970–1978), a restorer from Isla Moesko that did the same kind of work to the faces.
*Señor Friol (born 1955, also known as "Ecce Mono Qui Est Faba"), a restorer from Isla Bretaña, disciple of the "School of Giménez.
==Literature==
*"Restoration for Dummies" - For Dummies edition, ISBN 123456
==References==
==External links==
* For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Ecce Homo (Martínez and Giménez, Borja)
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