The EHVAL!! nintendo wii (don-chan strikes back!!!!)

merry christmas, so, hi im back guys so, i was using my phone and playing taiko no tatsujin+ and was raging hard on saitama2000 because even when playing on easy mode it was TOO FUCKING HARD WITH DRUMS MOVING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!! so i threw the phone to the bed, i decided to go to a walk with my family, so near by some street i saw a hardware store, it had various pirated games onto dvds, hardware that looked indeed to shove into a potato for a science project and what i least expected, taiko no tatsujin wii alongisde a wii, those didnt look fresh but still, a nice condition it had, then i went to borrow from my mother some money, the owner said something like: "please buy this, i like really need to get rid of it, it was here in our storage for a couple months, even a year if i recall and never got a use other than getting dust." so i went "oh really? i am interested about the game." and he says "good, you know? i could give it to you half the price." 
i thought it was a good deal so i accepted, after that i went buy a energy drink for thirst and tiredness, after 30 or so minutes, i rushed to the house door, my mom opened it, i went to my room, i finally decided to plug it to the tv in my room (my mom was given the tv by his father and she decided to give it to me.) that even being from 2000s and so it successfully started correctly with the wii, so i decided to insert the taiko no  tatsujin wii disk onto the tray, slowly to then closed it, the introduction seemed fine, it was actually, the gameplay was too, hitting the drum in perfect dons and kas, then...my roomlights turned off, my mom did it, so i focused to the screen but then...after clearing the song, the screen was black, as black as a pit i even said to myself is this a pit? but i remembered last time and the haunted taiko game, the screen showed my score, but instead of don chan jumping in the tiny flower field along the score, perfect notes, normal notes and failed notes along how many notes i hitted, it was all except don chan, realizing it may be too late, i rushed to the wii but something was gripping me, it was the taiko drum from my back, instead of a simple giant bloody head of don chan, it was a full big don chan as big in height as a table, with big and stretched arms, i just yelled "oh fuck! you again!" he told me "yes, you know you cant trust so easily spirits? you silly fool!" just to burst a laugh to which i took the time to kick him and run away of my house. 
while he chased for me using his weird tall hands, i ran to the exit, bursted through my friend fredericks home, he was confused on why i was sweating nervously, when i told him he just told me "what? you what? oh yeah, so show me the “thing”" just to see his fathers garage door be opened without any harm to it whatsoever, we ran until he and i grabbed our phones to call my other friends, joseph, peter, thiago, and ben, they came the quickest they could, ben and thiago with joseph in bikes and my friend ben seeing the creature try to bite my hand off, he just tried to roadkill it, stunning him, so we went inside and grabbed some air in the house of frederick, to which we went like a flock together, he was really fast and catching in our pace, when we were near the place where i bought the game, i jumped out of the backseat of freds bike, i got up quickly and ran until i got inside, there was nothing more than a bunch of bloody skulls, i ran realizing i just got ambushed, ran as quick as to get pace with the bikes, my energy was dropping, i drank my energy drink as quick as i could running throwing him the can, he just blurted a screech with that high pitched japanese voice, then i turned back hardly to see we were near away to a park where he just tried destroying our skulls with all force and ways possible, i just got splitted out of their way. 
i went to another friends home, oscar, he had some familiars have guns so he just grabbed a air rifle, and i just ran the same pace with him using his bike, since i dont know how to use a bike and never had that much interest, it finally ran to us, oscar took  a chance to shoot his head, the bullet just...fell to the ground, it was nothing, more and more bullets ended wasted, then i found the others to which we rejoined back to fredericks home, i ran to my home quick and remembered that tiny detail, where was the don chan plush? i ran into the bed, grabbed it, just to go back to see he already stabbed joseph, to which they got to the bikes as i ran chasing for them, joseph, peter and frederick splitted to a nearby place to ask for help, thiago, i, ben  and oscar went to someone i already knew, joshua, i ran upstairs of his fathers store right in his room,i went to joshua, he told me he knew something, i went to ask him about it along with my friends who went with me, he just told me these words "it was not a nightmare, i know, i felt when you accidentally throwed me out of the second floor, i dont spare you, neither want you to die, just listen me, dont. do. any. other. destructive. thing." 
i just realized, no one other than i and joshua knew the world "restarted back before i went to his fathers store" he just went to follow us, when we found once again that demonical dipshit don chan, he just watched at joshua in a perplexed manner, just for joseph and the other to reunite and try to clobber to death the drumon, just for everyone to get grabbed in mid air to be thrown to the ground, i fell to the ground hardly, my hands felt weak and were scratched by the hard pavement, bleeding cuts by falling, my weak body did a force until i just...snapped, and by some instinct i decided to grab a knife joseph left on the ground to rip open the don chan plush in my scratchened hands, just for him to stop massacrating my friends and look at me in a smile, it wasnt happy, sarcastic or even any emotion, like if i just left him ridiculed and just was forced to wear a smile, to which a clubber by a wooden stick given by peter somehow worked, his borders like if a plastic bottle was, shrunk into itself, then more people continued doing stabs and clubberings, to which i grabbed the rifle even if it had no bullets, that don chan monstrosity was standing, broken arms, shrunk sides, and open cuts to its "wooden" but really organic body, revealing a singular black void, to which i got close to his head, just to hardly club the rifle into his head, leaving his face so broken there was a hole joining the mouth hole and his two eyeholes, seeing how everything ended, we just splitted home again, after a long goodbye we could all finally enjoy christmas. 
now with the wii in still my hands i never saw any weird stuff happen again, don chan ingame was still the same cute tiny colored drum, i finally recovered forces to sleep, nightmare after nightmare, i ended in a sort of dream in a dark place, where joshua just told me "hi friend, soo, i got powers, i could paralyze him, thats why he couldnt fight back when we were hitting him." so now in this day i was playing taiko no tatsujin+ until i win saitama2000 and yelled "fuck yea!!! bitcheaz!" so i celebrated. 
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