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EVIL PATRIXXX the proxy

PATRIXXX turned around to see a tall man in a black suit. He had no face, pale white skin, and had tentacles on his back. "PATRIXXX, I'm the slender man, and I want you to be my proxy and live in my mansion." As PATRIXXX was a homeless bum, he decided to go with him to have a place to live. They both teleported to the tall mans mansion, it wall big, old, crust, and most of all, smelled like yo mammas pussy. Once PATRIXXX walked in, he saw a bunch of scrawny teens dressed like jackasses. "These are my other proxies." the slender man said,"Thats-". "R U MORON. YOU MUST BE IF YOUR EMPLOYING TEENAGERS AS UR HELPERS!!!1" said PATRIXXX. "Shut it." said the slender man.
PATRIXXX, the fucking scum of the earth he is, decided that he would go to the fridge and ate all the labeled food. The teens then yelled things that even hitler wouldn't say at PATRIXXX, but PATRIXXX didn't care since he said MUCH worse things on 4-chan.
PATRIXXX continued his favorite hobby, trolling people on 4-chan, when one of the teens in a raincoat came in. "You got games on your phone?" said the raincoat teen. PATRIXXX responded by shooting him with a high caliber rifle, killing him instantly.
The slender man proceeded to kick him out, as PATRIXXX yelled "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" at the top of his lungs. After being thrown out he firebombed the mansion and the ran into the woods. For the next 14 years, he lived amongst the wolfs, slowly gaining their trust and becoming part of the pack. At the end of it all, he ate them all because PATRIXXX was a dirty bastard who cared not for love or compassion. After all that, he went back to the overpass he'd been living under, and took a nap. Once he woke up he realized that he forgot his favorite pair of shorts in the mansion, and accidently burnt them. He went on yet another rampage, but that was a mistake, as that alerted the feds to his position. 
"Mr president, we found him." "Good, I'm tired of his bullshit." They then sent the whole army, navy, airforce, coast guard, all the swat teams, and 27 elementary school children with safety scissors after PATRIIXXX. PATRIXXX fought well, but was over powered by the safety scissors. And the explosives and millions of gunshot wounds helped. He was taken into government custody. "PATRIXXX, you will be executed by the chair, said the president." "FUCK" said PATRIXXX as they unconstitutionally convicted him with no trial. Next thing he new, PATRIXXX was being taken to the chair. As he approached his end, he thought about his life, reflected on his deeds, he thunk real hard. He regreted nothing and thought he was the good guy. Then, he thought of a plan. 
TO BE CONTINUED... (how long will this shit go on for? I don't know, I just want the pain to end)
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EVIL PATRIXXX vs Shrek

One day EVIL PATRIXXX decided he was going to kill some people at a movie theatre because he didn't like movies because he wasn't in them. He looked at the movies that were playing. It was Shrek, Shrek 2,Shrek 3 and Shrek 4. EVIL PATRIXXX didn't know who Shrek was so he thought he would see the movie before killing everyone. He decided to watch the first one first. Halfway through the movie he got bored and set all the seats on fire, then blasted the wall and all of the people were on fire and running through the now destroyed wall. 
EVIL PATRIXXX then teleported out to the street so he can see all the people burn. But just then Shrek appeared and sprayed the crowd with onion juice extinguishing the flames. EVIL PATRIXXX was very angry. He shot fire jelly at Shrek but he used his onion juice to add flavor to the jelly and ate it. Shrek then counterattacked by jumping 15 feet in the air and tried to land on EVIL PATRIXXX, but EVIL PATRIXXX was ready and used evil shield to block the attack and launched Shrek into a street lamp. Shrek tried attacking with onion bombs but EVIL PATRIXXX blocked them with evil shield, and midnight blasted Shrek through the street lamp.
EVIL PATRIXXX then attacked by charging at Shrek with his arm that was now on dark evil fire. Shrek sidestepped and pushed EVIL PATRIXXX. EVIL PATRIXXX was going too fast to stop himself and got his arm stuck in a wall. Shrek walked up to him and while EVIL PATRIXXX was stuck and couldn't defend himself, Shrek punched EVIL PATRIXXX in the stomach with his ogre strength. EVIL PATRIXXX was hurt, something that has not happened in 100,666,000 years. Shrek then used his ultimate attack. He pulled both their pants down revealing his large erect ogre genitalia. He grabbed EVIL PATRIXXX by the waist. EVIL PATRIXXX knew he was in trouble but he was too hurt to teleport away. He had an idea, he was going to do something he hasn't done in a long time.
With a flash of light that temporarily blinded Shrek EVIL KERMIXXX and EVIL SONIXXX appeared, summoned by EVIL PATRIXXX. EVIL KERMIXXX used telekinesis to throw Shrek back. EVIL PATRIXXX pulled his pants back up. He was furious. EVIL KERMIXXX and EVIL SONIXXX stood by his side. Together they charged the biggest mindfuck ball of mass destruction and threw it at Shrek. Shrek's blindness wore off but it was too late. He was hit by the mindfuck ball. His brain was completely fucked by the images that were going through his head, leaving him in a vegetative state. EVIL PATRIXXX,EVIL KERMIXXX and EVIL SONIXXX then midnight blasted him to pieces. The midnight blast destroyed the city. They then ate him, digested him and pooped him out then burned the poop, then dissolved the poop with acid.
Those who enjoy Shrek beware, EVIL PATRIXXX is not satisfied. He along with EVIL KERMIXXX and EVIL SONIXXX is going to destroy all that is Shrek in this world.
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EVIL PATRIXX FINAL BATLE

TODAY I BOT 9999999999999999999999.99 WORTH OF WEAPONS AND NOW I R GONA KEEL TE EVIL PATRIXX WITH THEM, I HAV 100000 LVL 3 SNTRY GOONS AND 99999999999999 LVL 100 SENTRY GOONS AND NOW I AM GOING TO LOOR PATRIXX INTO MY HOME WIT A FAKE DAED SPOONGBOOB DID U NOW PATRIXX EAT SPONGBOOBS? SO OMG HERE HE IS BETTER GET MY WRANNGLR TINGY FROM TF2 AN KEEL PATRIXX OMG IT WORKED YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH CRAP PATRIX IS STL ALIVE AAAAAAAAAA-die
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EVIL PATRIXX KILLS PNKY PY

ONCE IWAS WATCHING SPONGEBOB WHEN I SAW A EPISODE CALLED EVIL PATRIXX KILS PNKY PY. I SAW IT AND PATRIXX KILLED PINKY PY. THE END
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EVIL PATRIXX MINCRPA 1.9

I PLAY MINCRAP AN EVEL PATRIXX HEROBRINE TRIED TO KILL STEVEV AN FALI AN TURN INTO A CRPER AN BLO UP RELESIN SHOKWAV KILIN EVERBODY IN MINECRAP AN HE CAM OUT OF COMPOOPER AND KILL EVERTHING THAT EVER EXCISTED AND USE GIB FES ON ME KILIN ME AN I NO LONGR EXICST AN I STILL ALIEV TO KEEL PATRIXXX
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Category:One sentence
EVIL SANDAYYY

It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning when EVIL PATRIXXX took another victim- this time, a family of squirrels in the Texas panhandle. The only one who survived was a baby squirrel that animal control discovered crying in it's nest.
Along side the squirrel, police have found a letter which was written on the back of a floating shopping list in a black sharpie marker, and a hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive, faintly illuminated under the baby's blanket. The zookeeper who was locked in the closet during the time claimed she smelled the lingering odor of wet fur and found grits on the baby's crib. But who was it from? Animal control were able to decipher the writing on the floating shopping list and here's what it said:
EVIL PATRIXXX,
If you are reading this, know that no matter how many innocent victims you claim or how much innocent blood you shed, I'm still coming for you in the end. All of the men and women you so viciously slaughtered and disemboweled, I beat you to it. I killed them not because I hate them, I imagined those victims were you as I took their lives. It was the mere vision of you that made me kill them. I never did like you, you pin-headed, grinning, tubby, pink-skinned son of a bitch.
My black eyes may look like I'm void of vision, but I'm not stupid. Just remember, the night that you creep into a poor girl's bedroom, you're gonna fall head over heels down the fucking stairs with your guts jammed through a tuba after you kicked me. Tonight, when I reach you, evil will battle evil, winner kills all, and the only one who will not get out alive is you. I'm coming. Nobody makes fun of Texas.
Signed,
EVIL SANDAYYY
Under the hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive, one of the officers found an animated gif of a hyper-realistic squirrel doing karate moves. EVIL SANDAYYY's picture. Below is her face captured on the screen below:
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EVIL XBOXXX (Collab)

OKEY SO I WUZ IN A GERAJ SAYLE ND I SAW DIS ABANDUND CONSL CALD DA EVIL PATRIXXXBOXXX 360XXX. DA OLD MANN SED IS WUZ HONTID SO I TOOK IT. IT KAEM WIV A GAEM "EVIL HALOXXX" And as soon as I picked it up the game restored my ability to grammar. Must have just been a coincidence.
I plugged in the console and shoved the game disk in like a sonofabitch. It started out you were some really lame green dude on a ship named: The REALLY big ship. The REALLY big ship gets invaded by this guy named Assbiter, and the game begins. You get attacked by Xenomorphs and God's Favorite Chimps the whole time, and even Fat Kids. Past this point, the game began to get really glitchy. Several characters began to gain hyperrealistic eyes, and state my name, date of birth, surname, and Social Security number. But I thought, It's just a glitch, keep playing.  Soon the Xenomorphs began to shoot apple juice out of their sphinkters, and arranged themselves in position to spell what appeared to be "ur next."
Then everyone died with hyperrealistic blood. I turned the game off, but luckily I just got another game in the mail. It was called "G33RZ 0F W4R" and the cover depicted some grey shit. I decided to play it. Unfortunatly it was a disc for the PS5, but I played it anyways. As soon as I put it in the game started, no loading screen or anything. There wasn't even a title screen.
It starts out you're this odd little grey thing with a gun. You pressed SELECT to move forward, which is fucking stupid
Then I died. I was like "FUCK YOU THIS GAME IS FUCKING BULLSHIT" Then, I swear to god the console spoke to me. It said "OH YEAH?" And it had me tied up to a room, and forced me to watch the new Disney channel for the rest of my life. FML. I called my buddy who was one of the original Ghostbusters. He said "Just ask who called you", so I did. The bomb exploded, and Paul McCartney ran away.
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EVUL PATRIXXX WUZ FONE!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

== CarlCooter's THEERY ==
ZOMG!!!1111111111 AFTR MUCHO RESURCHO I HAV FOWND OWT HOW EVUL 
PATRIXXX IZ PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!11111 HIZ NAEM HAZ DA P WICH IZ IN 
PHONE!!!!!!11 DE A IZ 4 AT & T WICH IZ WUT? A FONE 
KUMPUNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111 DEN HE HAZ DAH SKARY 
HIPERREELISTICK FAEC WICH IS COMUN KARUKTURISTICKS UV BEEING UN INTURD 
AT NICKYLESBIAN STOODIOS N WUT IS IN NICKYLESBIAN 
STOODIOS????????????//////////// FONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 N WUT 
IZ FONE???????????///////////////////// A TROLL 
PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111 N WUT IS 
PATRIXXX?????????////// U GESSD IT, A TROLL FUKING 
PASTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111ITZ 
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEJIT IT AYENT EVN 4 
REELZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 BTW EVUL PATRIXXX DIED, LOLOLOLO... *Is brutally shat on and murdered by Evil Patrixxx*
== Habergeon's THEEEEEEERY!!11!!1!!!!11!! ==
I NO DAT PATRIXXX WUS FONE CUS I WUS EATIN SAMUN DEN HE CALD ND SED "LEEDLEXXX" DEN I 
WUS SCARDED!1!!!!1! DEN PATRIXXX 8 A WATURMELUN WITCH CAUSZD A BABBEE 2 DIE A PAINFULLL DEETH!1!1!!!!11!!11111111111111!!!!! DEN PATRIXXX FARRT ON TUNA SANDWITCH DEN TUNA SANDWITCH TURN IN2 EVUL PATRIXXX!!11!! DATZ Y EVUL PATRIXXX WUS FONE!!11!!11!!11!!!
EVUL PATRIXXX 8 A BABBEE WEINUS!!1!!
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EXTINGUISHING THE YELLOWSTONE

HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. ONE LATE EVENING, AS I WAS YODELING INTO THE CAVERNOUS COOCH OF MY COHABITATION PARTNER, I HAD A BRIGHT IDEA - TO STROKE MY MASSIVE MANLY MEATSICLE OVER THE BURNING FORESTS OF YELLOWSTONE. FIRE SUPPRESANT MAY NOT STOP THE RAGING FLAMES, BUT MY COLLOSAL COCK CONGLOMERATE WOULD. DOUSING THE FLAMES IN JUICY JOCKSTRAP JUICE WOULD CAUSE THE FLAMES TO IMMEDIATELY EXTINGUISH, LEAVING NOTHING BUT TREES AND SLICK SACK SAUCE WITHIN THE PINES. WHILE WOODLAND ANIMALS WOULD NOT SURVIVE THE TORRENTIAL RAINS OF MY SUPER SPOOGE SYRUP, THE FOREST RANGERS, IF FEMALE, WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATIVE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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EXTREME LASER TURD GATLING GUNS!

It all started when found an EXTREME LASER TURD GATLING GUN! I found it while I was an intern at the white house government security branch. I found out that it shot EXPLODING LASER TURD MISSLES! Being the Jewish Terrorist Mormon Heretic I am, I shot them at my own parents, but they just turned into ghosts and haunted me for .666 seconds. I was also a republican, so I killed all the democrats. I continued my rampage until I had destroyed all of America, some of italy, and a small sliver of England. the British and Italian Armies declared war on me. I had only one person in the world who could help me, an exact replica of my 22nd dog, George Bush. The Armies quickly shot his ass up. I was forced to surrender, and I was locked in a dungeon where I was spat on by pirates for 2 hours a day. Then, I broke out and got my EXTREME LASER TURD GATLING GUNS! I grew 5 more hands so I could use 7 EXTREME LASER TURD GATLING GUNS! at a time. I killed the British and Italian Armies quickly. Afterwards, I offered myself to the lord Satan, who called me (HE was phone!) and then a skeleton popped out! You're next!1!1!!1! I changed my mind, and plotted a coup d'etat against Satan, eventually the coup was succesful and I took over hell. I then started an all out war with heaven, with me as the new Satan, when I saw God. But he wasn't God, he was really my 69th cat, Mr. Wilson! I apologized to Mr. Wilson for the war and we shook hand-to-paw. We then teamed up, made our underlings breed, and we created a army of Demon-Angels, which we then used to enslave all of the universe and made everyone our buttsexs slaves. Then Vladamir Putin came in and he slit my throat, causing my blood to spill on the floor. he did the same to Mr.Wilson and the entirety of the Demon-Angels. Eventually, we all bled to death, and were sent to hell. But, since I'm the new Satan, we were all fine. Then Vladamir did it again. The vicious cycle continued, until we eventually gave up and went back in time and destroyed the EXTREME LASER TURD GATLING GUNS! so this would never had happened.
Credit to PrinceCreeper and Notaslenderman1.
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EYE.exe

When I went to Mexico for Winter Break, I thought I was going to have the best time of my life. I thought wrong. I was staying with my aunt, along with her two daughters. They all went to the mall one day, and invited me along. I declined, deciding to spend some time at home alone. A while later, a thunderstorm blew in. Unfortunately, a lightning bolt hit a powerline nearby and took out the electricity. I went downstairs to get a candle, then went upstairs to the room I was staying in. I saw a light coming from the computer, it seemed to have stayed on even without electricity (which of course was odd, but I ignored it at the time).
I went up to it and sat down, seeing that my MSN was open. There was 1 new message, and I opened it. It was from an unfamiliar person named DOPTIpop6. The message was a link so I clicked it, slightly confused. A video opened, and at first there was only static. The static was there for a long time, so I skipped ahead. Then it showed a bloody Winnie the Pooh doll with its eyes taken out. I love scary things, so I kept watching, now rather interested. The Pooh Bear doll fell down and landed next to a seemingly dead body. The body then picked up the doll and ate it. It was a woman with long black hair. She got a pencil in her hand and then started to jab her left eye. She managed to take it out, and the eyeball blinked. Soon after that, a pop up came out of the eye. There were words that said SEND OR DIE. I laughed gleefully, thinking it was a joke so I exited the video.
Three weeks later, I returned to the US. When I got home, my dog was sitting on the floor whimpering. One of his eyes had been gouged out. I ran outside of my house and saw a woman standing in the middle of the road. All she said was "Send or else". Then she vanished. I rushed upstairs and forwarded the video to a person I hate. I will never forget that woman, how she looked, and the doll.
Three days before I wrote this, I received a package.
A Winnie The Pooh doll with one eye...
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Early Spongebob Pilot: Spongeboy Ahoy!

Hi my name is Josh, and one day i was searching the internet for any archives of the 1996 SpongeBob Pilot, when the show was named "SpongeBoy Ahoy!" and i found something, it was not the 1996 Pilot but to my surprise it was an even earlier Pilot with no name. I downloaded the MP4 and started Quicktime Player. It started with the Oh Yeah! Cartoons logo and then a title card that said "SpongeBoy Ahoy!" with "SpongeBob action music" in the background. The episode begun with a fade transition into SpongeBoys Bedroom and it looked pretty different, with a Red Bed and no ladder.
Gary was slightly different, with no Green at the bottom of his body and he was purple. Spongeboy wakes up with excitement and says "Today's the Big day Gary!". He had a voice like Patrick's but higher pitched, he looked slightly goofier too, and had a green hat. let me just say now that everyone but Spongeboy (still voiced by Tom Kenny) are voiced by Stephen Hillenburg himselfm excluding Gary. Spongeboy jumps out of bed and Yells "Look at me Gary! I'm Nakeeeddd!" Like in the original, but then for some reason, Gary starts eating a cactus? he didn't seem to be in any pain though and it then cuts to Spongeboy working out. after walking out of his house, he hops in his boat (i guess he has a license in this version) he then drives to The Krusty Krab and immediately enters. Squidward, who is noticeably shorter, Mumbles "Oh no... Spongeboy".
Spongeboy walks up the counter and Squidward asks "Welcome to the Krusty Krab... How can i help you?" In his usual Unenthusiastic tone. Spongeboy says to Squidward "i want a job here!" Squidward tries to hold his laughter and gets Mr. Krabs, Krabs asks him "Ok, lad, if you want a job, make me the best Patty ye can". Spongeboy walks into the kitchen, and comes out in a Comedically short amount of time. Krabs takes a bite and starts Violently choking. Squidward then pats him on the back and he spits it out, he then Graphically vomits all over the floor. Spongeboy still has a smile on his face and asks "Whaddya think? did i get the job?". Mr Krabs SHOUTS at him "NO YOU CERTAINLY DIDN'T! NOW GET OUT OF ME STORE!" Spongeboy starts sobbing and runs out to his boat. It cuts to spongeboy sobbing in his room while stack of leis is playing. A Time card appears saying "6 Days later". It shows that SpongeBoy has completely isolated himself since then and Spongeboy walks to his kitchen to see Gary who is dead, he starved to death because Spongeboy didn't feed him. Spongeboy runs to his closet to Grab a Pistol and attempts to shoot himself but the gun is empty. The episode ends with Spongeboy sobbing uncontrollably. I tried to share it with others, but before i could do anything, an animation of Spongebob appeared on my computer and he said "You shouldn't have seen this, Josh." and lots of illegal videos were installed onto my computer. I got 4 years in prison because of this stupid video. Please, PLEASE do not go looking for the lost SpongeBoy Ahoy pilot.
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Earphones

Earphones can listen to anything. Plug 'em in to the wrong socket on your laptop and proceed to screw around. If do the right .exe, then you can hear your computer think. It's actually relaxing... Kind of like a bee's nest, busy at work. Except for the times when you hear a distinct English word. I usually hear "fade," "dream," or "lie." A friend of mine just gets cussed at when he plugs in.
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Earthquake

She is my only sanity. I don't think I can live without her...
On the topic, my name is Alexander Richards, the last "survivor" of the incident. I miss her...
I'm absolutely devastated, the incident happened in 1995, at the school in Ontario, Toronto.
Here is the story, I was at the school with my girlfriend, who I love very much.
Every day I would visit her. Until this happened.
At October 15, 1995. A Giant Earthquake Happened.
Remembering back. We ran as far away as we could.
Don't know what happened really. But a giant beast attacked us.
Underestimating the beast, we attacked it.
Like you would suspect. My girlfriend died.
I was mad. So I grabbed a fallen wood piece of debris and attacked it, pounding in its skull.
Killing the beast was satisfying as ever. The beast killed my girlfriend. So it payed.
Every-time I think of that night, I believe the beast said something,
Maybe I'm hallucinating. But I might be right
Us, we were a pair. Until that beast showed up.
Don't think that it was just a normal earthquake.
Keeping alive was a really hard thing. Now I'm the last survivor.
I think because they all were murdered. Something wants to kill them
Plus. I think I know what the beast said. It went something like this,
"Special. Aren't we? you will check the first letter of each paragraph in something you will write in the future"
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Easter Bunny Copypasta

The Easter Bunny was the source of a significant amount of theological debate during the 1200's, as Catholic philosophers debated why God would create a creature in a constant state of labor (and thus suffering). The Catholic Church ultimately resolved this question by declaring that the Easter Bunny orgasmed every time it laid it an egg (which it was doing constantly). This is now codified in Canon Law and saying that the Easter Bunny does not orgasm with every egg laid is considered blasphemy and grounds for excommunication from not only the Church but also all of your social groups. Well, at least it should be.
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