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Jeff Eats Five Guys

One day, Jeff was feeling very hungry. He had worked a lot that day, and had basically worked up his apettite. Jeff pretty much did everything that day. He did the dishes, he picked up his apartment, he did the laundry, and lots of other chores that he was very reluctant to perform.
As a result, Jeff realized that upon doing all of these chores he had churned up quite a hunger. But where would he eat? Jeff pondered for a while. He had bought some Chinese take-out the night before, so he wasn't sure if he should really go out to eat at all.
That was, until he turned on the television. Upon powering up the TV, a Five Guys Burgers & Fries advertisement started to play.
Jeff was captivated from the start. The mouth-watering burgers seemed to be taunting Jeff. As if they were speaking to Jeff.
"Come to Five Guys! For world-famous hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and fries. And peanuts. We are having a special! Order a regular hamburger with small fries and you could get 50% off your purchase!"
Jeff was flabbergasted. Delicious, mouth-watering hamburgers, with crispy, warm french fries? 50% off? Jeff couldn't hold in his excitement. He jumped up in the air and started to dance.
Jeff was overjoyed, to say the least. It wasn't everyday that you find such a great deal! Jeff knew, right then and there, he had to go to Five Guys to eat a delicious meal.
Jeff walked on over to the restaurant to purchase his food. Upon entering the restaurant, his nostrils were assaulted with the beautiful aroma of Five Guys food.
He walked over to the desk, and placed his order. He ordered a regular hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and mushrooms. He also got a small fries, just so he could get 50% off.
The rest is history. Jeff sat down, and dug in to the beautiful food. Delicious food, great discounts, Five Guys. What's not to love?
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Jeff Gets Diabetus

A part of the new "And you said these spinoffs would never happen..." Series
One day Jeff ate too much fruit loops and then got diabeetus. He asked Wilford Brimley if it is okay to have diabeetus. But then Jeff got low blood sugar and life is a bitch for him now.
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Jeff Gets the Mother of All Toothaches

ONE DAY JEFF THE KILLER WAS EATING A SNICKERS BAR AND IT HAPPENED! ALL THOSE YEARS OF NEGLECTING HIS TEETH GAVE HIM A HUGE, MONSTROUS TOOTHACHE!
THIS PAIN BURNED LIKE THE FURY OF A THOUSAND SUNS! IT HURT WORSE THAN PASSING A KIDNEY STONE THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON! IT HURT WORSE THAN GETTING KICKED IN THE NUTS! (WELL, MAYBE NOT THAT BAD.) BUT IT WAS THE WORST PAIN HE'D EVER EXPERIENCED! OW OW OW OW!!!!
HE HAD TO SEE A DENTIST ABOUT THIS, BUT THEY WERE ALL TOO SCARED OF HIM! SO HE RESORTED TO HAVING BEN LOOK AT IT. LONG STORY SHORT, HE WOUND UP IN INTENSIVE CARE FOR WEEKS, WITH HIS ARM IN A SLING. BUT AT LEAST HIS TOOTH WAS FIXED. AND BY FIXED I MEAN REPLACED WITH A RUPEE.
THEND!
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Jeff Goes To The Prom

Jeff slouched down the street, he was depressed, he had nothing to do tonight.
'Hmmm, maybe I should go out to dinner,' he thought to himself dejectedly before stopping infront of a bus stop.
A curious looking yellow flyer was taped the the clear plastic.
"Whats this?" Jeff pondered, scanning the page with his hyper-realistic eyes.
PROM TONIGHT!!!!!!!
AT THE SCHOOL'S GYMNASIUM!
SUIT AND TIE REQUIRED!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff was excited, he couldn't wait to dance around with his non-deformed peers.
He quickly hurried home to his woredrobe, throwing it open before coming to a shocking realisation. He didn't have a suit for the prom, so he ran to the phone and punched in a number.
He put the phone to his head and listened to the ringing of the phone.
"Hullo?" answered the familiar voice of his kindergarden pal, Slendy.
"Hey Slen-dogga, I kinda need your help with this prom thing..."
"You wanna borrow my suit?" Slendy interrupted,"This is kind of the only clothing I have."
"Please mate, I need this," Jeff begged.
"Alright, but have you thought about a date yet?"
That was the one thing he had overlooked. He called up Jane the killer and asked her, his heart pumping.
"Hey wanna go to the prom with me?"
"YES" 
Jeff walked into the gymnasium, arm in arm with Jane, he was super excited about the prom. 
But thats when he saw him PATRIXXX and his gang of popular kids.
"WAT R UDOIN WIFFMAH GIRLFREND JEFF!" Said PATRIXXX.
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Jeff Spinoffs that Brick May or May Not've Forgotten

I AM NOT FURBEARINGBRICK. Seriously. Here goes.
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Jeff Loses All Of His Hair And Has to Wear A Wig
Jeff The Miller
Jeff Draws A Face On Slenderman
Jeff Kills Jane In Her Sleep
Jeff Kills Himself In His Sleep
Jeff Releases The Longest Turd Ever
Jeff Blows Bubbles
Jeff Oversleeps
Jeff Looks At The Sun
Jeff Practices The Piano
Jeff Licks His Plate Clean
Jeff's Dick Grows Larger Than the Empire State Building
Jeff Grows Eyebrows
Jeff Lands in Equestria
Jeff's Family Tree
Jeff Eats Yogurt
Jeff Gets Scared From The Emergency Alert System
Jeff Gets Addicted To Smoking
Jeff Participates In "Jeopardy!"
Jeff Participates In "Wheel of Fortune"
Jeff Quits Killing
Jeff Replaces The "Killer" Part Of His Name With "The Friendly Guy"
Jeff Meets Ffej
Jeff's Teddy Bear Loses An Ear
Jeff Punches A Wall
Jeff Buys New Clothes
Jeff Draws A Realistic Eye
Jeff Becomes A Stickman
Jeff Quits Breathing
Jeff Listens To Static
Jeff Runs Out Of Clean Clothes
Jeff Eats At Bojangles
Jeff Gets His Own Television Show
Jeff Falls Off His Bed
Jeff Buys A Dog
Jeff Throws A Brick On His Head And Gets A Concussion
Jeff Eats A Pizza
Jeff Drinks The Pain Away
Jeff Loses A Sock In The Washer
Jeff Finds The Ring
Jeff, Yer A Wizard
Jeff Is Actually Darth Vader
Jeff Falls Off A Wall
Jeff Sits And Does Nothing
Jeff Stuffs Himself With Potato Chips
Jeff Throws Cookies (Literally)
Jeff Goes To The Moon
Jeff Reveals His Name Is Jefferson
Jeff's Television Won't Work
Jeff Writes A Trollpasta
Jeff Takes The Head Off Of LOLSKELETONS
Jeff Puts His Shoes On Wrong
Jeff Gets A Jeep
Jeff Drops His Phone
Jeff Throws Away His Girly Lunchbox
Jeff Is On The News
Jeff Shoots His Eye Out
Jeff Is On A Vacation Far Away
Jeff Goes Blackface
Jeff Shot Kennedy
Jeff Meets Worm Jeff
Jeff Goes Sane
Jeff Used To Work On The Docks
Jeff Walks Wearily Down The Street
Jeff Turns Into A Dog
Jeff Slurps A Long Spaghetti Noodle
Jeff Runs Out Of Things To Do
Jeff Kills Charlie Brown
Jeff Smashes A Plate
Jeff founds out the definition of bae
Jeff Gets Pregnant
Jeff Saves the Kids
Jeff Saves Christmas
Jeff Goes to Taco Bell
Jeff Becomes a Jedi
Jeff Reads Creepypastas
Jeff Marries Slenderman
Jeff The Killer Ü
Jeff The Killer: Jefficide
Lost THX Tex Trailer: Tex and Jeff The Killer
Jeff Eats Some McDonalds cuz he is a Fat Prick
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If Brick did any of these, let me know.
Made by Rtivey
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Jeff Steps On The Broken Glass Beast

ONCE UPON A TIME...
Jeff The Killer was in his lair reading the newspaper, when all of a sudden he heard a loud crash coming from his kitchen. To his horror, his jar of pickled human eyes had been hurled out of the refrigerator and smashed to pieces. All that hard work, RUINED! He got a towel and started to clean it up when he once again heard the sound of glass breaking, coming from near the couch. This time it was his bottle of scotch that had been destroyed. Smiledog couldn't have done it. He was tied up outside, wasn't he?
He started to go outside to check, but then he felt something hard brush against his legs. He looked down. His pants now had tears in them, and tiny colorful shards of glass were on the floor. He lifted his leg to step over them, and then an iridescent, jagged THING zipped under his foot. Before he could react, he stepped on it.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! SHIT! FUCK! COCK! PISS!" he screamed as pain exploded through his foot. The creature's spikes went straight through the sole of his sneaker, and embedded themselves in his foot. He lifted his foot again, and pulled off his sneaker, which now had large holes in it. Shit, he was bleeding pretty badly. The creature shifted position, and lapped at the blood that was pooling around Jeff's foot. Enraged, Jeff pulled out his knife and prepared to stab the freak's fucking eyes out. The beast reared up, hissed at him, and ran away.
Jeff picked the shards out of his foot, and wrapped it in a clean towel. He was REALLY mad now. He reached into his closet and got out the sledgehammer. He limped back into the living room, and looked around for the little bastard. Without warning, it pounced on him from behind and bit his leg, its razor-sharp little teeth sinking into his flesh and drawing blood.
Jeff swung the hammer at it wildly, but he wound up smashing his good foot. He dropped to the ground, screaming in agony. The monster let go of his leg and ran away, but before it slipped out the door, he swore he could see it blowing him a raspberry with a tongue made of beads. He heard Smiledog barking at it wildly as it dashed through his front yard.
That little fucker had made a fool out of him. Even if it took the rest of his life, he was gonna track it down and break it into a million peices, his killing schedule be damned.
But first, he had to wait. It would take at least three days for his broken bones and impaled foot to fully regenerate. Thankfully, he still had a wheelchair around which he kept as a trophy from one of his kills, so he could get around till then. No self-respecting serial killer would be seen stalking people in a wheelchair, so he decided it would be best if he stayed at home in the meantime.
Unbeknownst to him, a strange, round, floating, tentacled figure had been silently observing Jeff through his windows the entire time. "Yes," thought the Balloonatic to himself, "phase one went perfectly..."
END.
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Jeff The Filler

URGENT NEWS
DENTIST STILL AT LARGE
A stupid kid said this "I had fell asleep and had forgotten to brush my teeth. Then I woke up because I had a bad dream about Gingivitis. *shivers at thought of bleeding gums*. I noticed my window was open but that was usual since I always leave it open to welcome Shrek so he can save my cold anus. But something was off. I looked at the bottom of my bed and there was a guy at the end of it. Every tooth in my mouth had a sudden cold feel in them. A man wearing a surgical mask and a headlamp was staring right at me. He lunged at me and yelled "GO TO THE DENTIST!" he raised a toothbrush from his pocket and started scrubbing my mouth clean wildly. He then proceeded to filling in cavities and polishing my teeth. I chose the bubblegum flavor polisher. I think I should've chosen grape flavored. At the taste of the god awful bubblegum flavored polisher I screamed but he gagged me with those weird things they put in after polishing that's all foamy. My dad rushed into the room but he threw a tooth brush straight into his mouth. My neighbors had called the police and they were rushing in. The man ran out through the window and escaped. The thing that scared me to this day is it's like... he knew I didn't brush my teeth.
Jeff and his family moved into the neighborhood. Jeff got a new dentist job here which is pretty dope. Jeff lived with his wife Liu and they're beautiful daughter Ben. The new house was hella dope. It had a pool but then Ben drowned in it. So Jeff went ape-shit and went on a rampage of cleaning people's dirty teeth during the middle of the night. The tooth brush, his weapon and the filler, his poison. Then he had a gay orgy with slender man. The end.
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Jeff The Gangster

One day Jeff got tired of using his knife. And he was tired of doing the same exact thing everytime. So he decided that he would become a gangster and move to the creepypasta state of New Yender in the United 
Creepypastas of Blooderica. He joined the infamous gang called The Pastas and did so good in the gang that eventually he became leader.It had been a long time, at least 1 hour since Jeff had joined the gang. He decided that the gang needs more money, at least 394028472848298299 million cazillion babillion zatrillion ten sillion 5 thousand 1938 ilikebananashyperreallisticcillion haunted cartridges (that's the currency in Blooderica). So he created a plan.
Jeff and the gang gathered up all their knives, guns, Slenderboro cigarettes, Jeffemfedibrine, and last but not least, GAY PORN! No I'm just kidding. They would never have that. Anyway, they kicked open the door of a JPG bank, and held their guns and weapons at the cashiers. "GIVE US THE MUTHAFUKIN MONEY!" Jeff yelled. "Oh my god! I gotta call the police!" One of the cashiers said in fear. "Fine! GO TO SLEEP MOTHAFUKIN IDIOT!" said Jeff before he shot both the cashiers. Then, the police knocked down the door and took them all to the Pasta Supreme Court where they were all found guilty of robbery and two go to sleepings. 
Jeff and all the members of the pasta gang are currently serving time in Candle Cave. The Pasta gang is still alive today, but as a prison gang only. Jeff is still the leader, and continues his killings in jail, and has recently started to sexually assault other prisoners (outside his gang) which has earned him the nicknames which are, "Blood butter" and, "GOTOSLEEPER". 
Nobody is allowed to visit Jeff, but, if you are a news station or a journalist in the creepypasta world, then you can interview Jeff and ask him questions about his backstory.
And also,
Never gona spair yo life
I'm gonna let you die
Never gona go and turn myself in
Never gona make you smile
Never gona be in denial
Never gona go and get you,
a band-aid.
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Jeff The Killer's April Fools Day

Jeff had a normal day of murders, or so he thought. His good friend Ben asked him if he wanted a bloody candy bar, so Jeff said yes. So Ben gave him a turd covered in hyper-realistic blood. "APRIL FOOLS!!!!" Ben yelled. So Jeff gave him a cup off piss and said it was lemonade. Ben gave him a box claiming to have an iPhone in it. And then a skeleton popped out of the box, but at least he was holding an iPhone. Jeff answered the phone, and he said it was Liu. Ben asked how Liu was doing, but Jeff said, "Remember, I killed him." "THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?!?!?!" Ben screeched. Jeff burst into laughter, and Ben slapped him right in his permanent smile. Sonic.EXE dropped by and put paper bags on Jeff and Ben's heads causing them to walk around blindly. Eyeless Jack then shot Sonic.EXE's foot with an AK-47, causing Sonic.EXE to scream in agonizing pain. BRVR jumped on Eyeless Jack and poured chili sauce in Jack's eye holes, making Jack run around blindly bumping into a tree. Suicidal Squidward used his clarinet to play Baby by Justin Bieber into BRVR's ear. Herobrine used flint and steel to set Squidward's gun and clarinet on fire. Laughing Jack stuffed Herobrine into his own shulker box. SCP-173 put an entire weed plant down Laughing Jack's throat, making him cough immensely. Jane The Killer simply kicked SCP-173 in the nutsack. Things got severely out of hand as a battle to the death commenced between everyone. Slenderman was tired of watching and said he would call the cops on them and dance on Jeff's parent's graves. Everyone started protesting. "APRIL FOOLS!!!" Slenderman yelled. Everyone laughed, and they all went to Chick Fil A for dinner. The End.
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Jeff The Killer: True Story

It's Coming You have to run .
==PART ON==
so I was playing the sims 3 pirated version,
and had just made a Jeff the killer sim (because JEFF IS LIVE JEFF IS LAUGH)
at this point jeff started turning into a painting goblin, once his transformation was
complete I heard him say go to PAINT behind me. I turned around and saw nothing and thought my
computer was glitch but when I turned around painting jeff was gone. after I created a new family I saw Jeff Behind my house and his hunger bar was going down quickly until he died. After that I heard jeffs voice saying "YOU FAILED TO TAKE CARE OF ME SO I WONT TAKE CARE OF YOU".
==JEFFS REVENGE==
after that My leg turned into a red liquid that tasted like pennys and I started sweating. as I went to sit back down I noticed that I sat on Illuminati and that it was stabbing me from the inside, to try to put the fire out I ran into the kiddie pool, a few seconds later I noticed something the ladder was missing. I heard painting jeff say "THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!" I tried to jump out of the 30 inch high pool but it was no use started swimming until I kill.
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Jeff The Killer Goes To McDonalds

One night Jeff the Killer was hungry. (Not for blood or anything like that) He wanted to go to McDonalds. But he realized he needed to wear a mask because it's 2022. So he looked in his basement for one.
He found one not too long later.
Jeff hopped in his car. (That he definitely didn't steal and kill the original owner) and drove off.
But he was making a huge mistake. HE WAS GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. So an angry Sonic had to pull him over.
Oh boy. It's Dialogue time.
 Sonic: Hey! You're going over the speed limit!
 Sonic: Slow down now or I'll give you a fine.
 Sonic: Since I'm nice, I'll give you one chance.
 Jeff: Sorry Sonic. Should have known better.
 Sonic: It's okay. Just don't do it again. Promise?
 Jeff: Promise.
They both ki- I mean Jeff was obeying the speed limit this time.
When Jeff got to McDonalds, It turns out that SlenderMan was the employee!
Cue epic dialogue.
 Slenderman: Hello, welcome to McDonalds.
 Slenderman: May I take your order?
 Jeff: Hello Slenderman. I would like to have the Among Us™ Happy Meal with a boy toy.
 Slenderman: Okay. That will be 5¢
Jeff gives SlenderMan 5¢
 Slenderman: Your order will be ready soon.
Approximately 5 seconds later.
 Slenderman: Your order is now ready to be collected
Jeff gets the Among Us™ Happy Meal with a boy toy.
Meanwhile...
 Ben: Why did I get a girl toy? I specifically asked for a boy toy.
 Jane The Killer: You have a girl toy? I have a boy toy when I asked for a girl toy!
 Ben: Let's swap them. You get the girl toy. I get the boy toy.
 Jane The Killer: It's a deal.
They both pass the toys to eachother.
 Ben: Thanks.
 Jane The Killer: My pleasure. See you.
 Ben: See you too.
Back to Jeff's pov.
 Au / Corrupt: Hey Jeff, What's up?
 Jeff: Just ordered an Among Us™ Happy Meal with a boy toy at McDonalds
 Au / Corrupt: That's great to hear! Considering you haven't eaten in ages.
 Jeff: Yeah. I'm gonna go now.
 Au / Corrupt: Bye!
Jeff then got home, ate the meal and lived a happy life. The end.
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Jeff The Killer Roasting On An Open Fire, Tails Doll Nipping At Your Nose

BEGINING TU LUK ALOT LIEK CRISMAS
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look at the sixty six and six, it's glistening once again
With bleeding eyes and silver lanes that glow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
possessed Toys in every store
But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be
On your own front door
A copy of sonic.EXE and a box cutter that cuts
Is the wish of Tom and Jeff
An Iphone 15 and a poisoner's kit is
Is the hope of Jane and Kandy
And Phone and Evil Patrixx can hardly wait for school to start again
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
There's a tree in oak Hotel, one in taco park as well
It's the sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that'll make 'em ring is the trollpasta that you write
from within your heart
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Haunted games in every garage sale
But the prettiest sight to see is the serial killer that will be
On your own front door
Sure, it's Christmas once more
Jeff the killer roasting on an open fire, tails doll nipping at your nose.
Jeff The Killer roasting on an open fire
Tails Doll nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by the choir
And folks watching lost episodes
Everybody knows a smiledog and some mistletoe
Help to make the season bright
Tiny little tots with their eyes all hyper-realistic
Will find it hard to sleep tonight
They know that Santa's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother's child is going to spy
To see if jeff the killer murders them tonight
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to 666
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to 666,
Although it's been said many times,
many ways
Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas to you
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