Mr krabs eats arbys

it was a lovely day to walk down the road, and if i ever stopped singing i would explode.
actually that's not the case, when really, it was just a lovely day to walk down the road. until out of the blue, in the corner of my eye.. was a spongebob vhs tape with "DO NOT USE" written on it. now, i happened to be a BIG spongebob fan, so i ignored the warning completely and took it home with me.
what happened next was the biggest and dumbest mistake of my life.
i popped the tape into the vhs player and it happened to contain only one episode with the name of "mr krabs eats arbys". i was confused by this but being the hardcore spongebob fan i am, i watched anyway. the episode went as followed.
after the title card it started with mr krabs demanding spongebob and squidward to work so he could get the money, but then IT caught his eye. the "it" i'm talking about happened to be a whole entire arby's meal. and the following dialogue proceeded to go as followed.
mr krabs: OOO! ARBY'S! OH YEAAH-
mr krabs decided to consume the arby's meal while saying things like "i'm in heaven mr squidward!" and so on.
and then the moment that had scarred me for life happened, while mr krabs was eating the food he said the following dialogue.
mr krabs: y'know *CONSUMING NOISE* arby's got a bad rep, but it's not so bad once you try it..
after he said that, he felt something.
an intestine looking piece of meat arose from his mouth and said "arby's".
right after that.. MR KRAB'S FUCKING HEART STOPPED AND HE ENDED USP CHOKING ON THE ARBY'S HE WAS EATING!!! right after that his body parts fell on the floor, and hyper-realistic blood leaked out.
mr krabs: don't do it mr squid ward......
but he did it anyway. he ate it, AND HE CHOKED ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!12781&^^%$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!
patrick: it can't be that bad, looks good to me!
patrick then ate it and then 12 seconds later.. HE WAS FUCKING DRYING UP!!!!!!!!1
patrick: DAmN!! THAT SHIT TASTED TERRIBLE!!
mr krabs was then brought to the emergency room and as spongebob walked in the scene, mr krabs proceeded to warn him.
mr krabs: spongeboy me bob..
spongebob: yeah mr krabs?
mr krabs: promise me you'll never eat at arby's.. oouuuu IM FUCKING DYING!
doctor: well mr krabs you're very lucky to be alive! let's take a look here.. OH NO! UUOH NO!
mr krabs: what is it doctor?
doctor: STAY AWAY FFROM ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and then while a crappy cover of the "it's been a long way without you my friend" song was playing, this appeared.
i was traumatized by this, i got SO FUCKINMG MA.D I BEATG UP VHS TAPE AND vTHERW IT aWYA BEAT IT UP PUNHCH PUNCH HIT HIT HITTY HIT AND I BEAT IT TEH FUKIIHNG SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO MAD FROM THIS AND SAD WHAHAaSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i threw th e vhs away and when i went back to my room, I SAW A NOTE THAT SAYS "سرعة دو دو." WITH A PRINTED BLACK SQUIDWEED EDIT!
i was so scared supe r scared i decided to post it here.
File:Rip krabs.png|thumb|alt=mr krabs|mr krabs
File:Drawing-5.sketchpad.png|thumb|alt=this is what i saw|a digital recreation of what i saw.
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