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Television licensing in the United Kingdom

TV Licensing (TVL) is the official name for the BBC's Intimidation Department. TVL's agents frequently scan the streets with detector vans; send intimidating letters to innocent, law-abiding citizens; and they occasionally raid and pillage entire cities. As of 2024, TVL have so far decimated 214 cities across the Commonwealth, killing an estimated 724 million people.
==Methods of Investigation==
The TVL utilise two techniques:
===Detector vans===
Detector vans frequently patrol the streets. According to TVL, every second you watch TV without a license, a fairy dies. The detector scans for dead fairies. There are huge circles of fairy corpses around unlicensed households, and these are easily detected by the sensors.
But an undercover study by the IMF has revealed a simpler explanation: the vans actually contain a simple periscope, which allow the van operator to easily and stealthily look through living-room windows.
However the vans work, once a van detects an unlicensed TV, the crew have two options. They either file a report on the household, with a letter being sent at a later date. Or they blow up the house with the BGM-71 TOW Missile launcher built in to the van. Usually, they choose the latter option.
===Intimidation-letter Writing===
Quite often TVL agents send intimidating letters to random people who either have a TV and a License, or no TV and no License. An example of the standard letter is shown below:
"Feeble Citizen,
You have been detected watching an unlicensed television set. The correction squads are on the way. Please appoint one member of your family for sacrifice. Also be prepared to evacuate your house as we may decide to blow it up.
===Random Raiding and Pillaging===
TMF special forces (mobs with flaming torches and pointy helmets) occasionally raid cities, slaughtering everyone who is worth slaughtering, burning anything that is worth burning, stealing anything which is worth stealing, and generally messing everything else up. The reasons that they do this for are unclear. They claim that some of the slaughtered people were license-evaders. No one believes them.
==Subliminal Messaging==
TVL implant subliminal messaging into a lot of things. For example, if you take the binary code for their logo:
And you reverse it, the resulting image is the following:
==Record-keeping==
I once temped for the TV Licensing people as a data entry person. I lasted two days. I left of my own accord to do something less like being a trained monkey, and I wonder whether they ever found out that my entire second day was spent entering random numbers into random columns, repeatedly, until the error messages went away.
==See also==
* Television licence
Category:British culture
Category:BBC
Category:Television in the United Kingdom
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Temple

Temple can refer to: 
*Stone Temple Pilots, a popular 1990s Hitler Youth choir group
*Temple of Deadly Sonic Arts, a religious order founded by noisy violent idiots dedicated to mastering the Deadly Sonic Arts. 
*Legends of the Hidden Temple, a 1993 film directed by Steven Spielberg. 
*A place where people pray, and recevive wonderful messages from The Devil.
Temple may also mean: 
*Synagogue
*Shaolin Temple 
*Shirley Temple
*Temple, Texas
Temporal Prime Directive

The Temporal Prime Directive is a guideline that applies to persons who travel backwards in time not to reveal any information which may allow persons in the past to take advantage of foreknowledge of future events. This crime is often referred to by the quite catchy phrase, "time crime".
Unfortunately, many rogue time travelers have been using Uncyclopedia to open their big fat mouths about future events. For example, many crew members of time ships will, after getting drunk at a bar, on a dare post an article to Uncyclopedia on the rationalization that no one believes anything they read here anyway. However, even well-meaning time travelers post to Uncyclopedia to warn people of the outcome of catastrophic events in order to mitigate their seriousness. For example, Uncyclopedia fans were shocked to learn that the original article on Hurricane Katrina was actually posted to Uncyclopedia on January 15, 2003, and the one on George W. Bush's assassination was posted October 22, 2006. 
However, the 31st century TimeCops have noted that even the most innocent revelation can often have a tremendous effect on future events. As such, because of foreknowledge, many of the future events on Uncyclopedia are avoided or forestalled. Despite this, TimeCops often have to travel back in time themselves to repair any major damage. This is the major reason why the Buffalo Bills had to lose four straight Super Bowls.
 WARNING! POSTING FUTURE EVENTS ON UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A CLEAR VIOLATION OF THE TEMPORAL PRIME DIRECTIVE! VIOLATORS WILL HAVE ONE OF THEIR ANCESTORS KILLED SO THEY WILL NEVER EXIST!
==Future events predicted on Uncyclopedia==
*Beginning of Time
*Nike Revolution of 2006
*Great Peruvian Biscuit Crisis of 2009
*Birth of Oprah Harpo 5932
*Death of Simon MacCorkindale
*Release of The Godfather Part XVI 2544
==See also==
*Prime Directive
*User:Nostradamus
Tennessee Williams

Thomas Lanier "Tennessee" Williams III (March 26, 1911 – February 25, 1983), rival of Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde, was possibly one of the best gay playwrights born on Earth, second to Oscar Wilde. Born in Columbus, Mississippi, he would occasionally write poetry about his gay lover, Frank Merlo. Some say he did that to get attention for some reason, yet no one did care. After years of writing he gave up poetry, and instead pursued his new passion; The invention of the fruit bat. Rumor has it he died while choking on a Pepsi bottle cap. He wrote many plays that revolved around him.
==Life on the Streets==
Tennessee Williams had a tough life to deal with. In 1867, he and Tony La Russa wanted to have a surprise for Oscar Wilde, but things went down in a bad way. La Russa shot Williams, and somehow survived. Scientist believe that large amounts of guano in his jacket may have saved his life. The police didn't have enough evidence to arrest him, because of corruption involving the police district. Some say he did that because Williams was going to have a "Coming Out" party with Wilde, but La Russa didn't allow it.
==Lord Byron vs. Tennessee Williams==
Tennessee Williams has been hated by Lord Byron because he was a rival poet, and he struggled trying to get ideas. On August 30, 1874 was a special day for Williams. He hit a home run against Lord Byron in a game of bloodbath. Not Major League Bloodbath, as he didn't like violence. Soon Lord Byron turned against him and HE, not Steve Ballmer threatened to "Fucking kill" him. He soon got into a feud against Williams, eventually Oscar Wilde got involved, with a surprise guest.
This all took place on a rainy day in London, England on July 7, 1903:
This was only a small portion of the debate, but it was a bunch of swearing, threats, and other kinds of revengeful comments against Lord Byron.
==After the debate==
From 1910 to 1962, he wrote infamous plays, A Streetcar Named Desire, released in 1911. The Plastic Menagerie was released in 1973, as a documentary about his life in the early days. After those two didn't do well, he changed his name to "MC Tennie" and became a successful rap artist, but since he aged so slowly, he looked like he was in his 20s again. He wanted to get back at Lord Byron after all these years in him taking his fame.
==Final Years==
He basically went on to be the typical rap artist. On March 29, 1993, this was his final day to live. During an innocent day in Los Angeles he was shot by Tupac Shakur after a 55-minute standoff between "MC Tennie" and Tupac. They had a rap session, but Williams sang so horribly, he held him up for 55 minutes. After that, he shot him in the head. Tennessee Williams was found dead at the "Wattz Towa," according to Tupac. Never in his life was he acknowledge for his groundbreaking invention of the fruit bat, and today scientist still discuss wether or not he invented this extraordinary flying mammal. 
Category:American screenwriters
Category:American writers
Category:Poets
Category:Literature
Category:Gays
Terbium

Terbium, also known as Sweden's 4th Favourite Element, is a lanthanide chemical element with the atomic symbol of Tb, and the 65th element of the periodic table. It is known for being born in the same place as Finnish Yttrium, and Swedish Erbium, and the Crazy Scientist's Ytterbium. Terbium is often contained in materials, which all are fancy words that end with -ite.
== History ==
Terbium was invented like, a while ago. I mean, you would not care about any year I can place here. I can state that Terbium was founded in 1939. I could also state it was made in 200 BCE. You wouldn't care, would you? I mean, the Terbium that the inventor used would've decayed by now.The most stable Terbium isotopes lasts for 180 years. Terbium was actually invented in 1843. Terbium's actually very stab—oh right, uh, I should probably go back on topic. Sorry. 
Terbium was invented by a citizen of RutabagaOnly I get the joke. Search up Rutabaga. blessed with the generic Swedish name of "Gustaf". (Not to be confused with Gustav, Gustav, Gustavo, or Gustav).
== Production ==
No.
=== Findings ===
There's a big stack of Terbium in Japan and we're not going to tell you why. Oh yeah, it's also on the atmosphere of a planet six hundred seventy light-years away from Earth. Besides that, you won't find Terbium anywhere. I mean there's also the Chinese workers that work all day long to produce Terbium, Samarium, and European Opium.
== Unsafety ==
For your safety (or unsafety), we've made a safe and reliable safety table to check on your safety if you're using Terbium, that may or not be classified with safety or not.
X 	In the air? 	At the core of the sun?	In a black hole?
Are you carrying it? 	Safe, for 180 years. 	Both would die. 	Both would die. (By Spaghetti)
Is it near you? 	Yeah, probably safe. 	Not as safe. 	Also not as safe.
Are you even near it?	If no, you ARE safe. If true, read the one north.	Read the one behind me.	Read the one behind the one behind me.
== Notes ==
Category:Lanthanides
Test Drive

:This page is about the original 1987 game. For the series as a whole, see Test Drive (series).
It's time for something completely different. Test Drive is a racing game released for all major computers (at the time) sometime in 1987 by now-defunct Accolade. Like the beginning of any great series, it had its fair share of quirks. Nontheless, it provided challenge true to its 80s roots even though it didn't really "define" them. Hope you know how to drive stick shift!You can only drive the cars using manual transmission.
== Gameplay ==
In it, you choose one of 5 cars and drive exotic cars through dangerous highways, evading traffic, and escape police pursuits in an attempt to get to a gas station in the fastest time possible. You have 5 tries to complete a course or risk failure, but what does it matter? It's a computer game, so it's not too bad.
== The Cars ==
Here's a brief overview of what the game offers in terms of vehicles. If these vehicles make an appearance in another title in the series, it is dubbed as a part of the "Original 5" (except for the Porsche, which will be explained later).
*Lamborghini Countach- Everybody loves Lambos, isn't that right? Anyways, the Countach's okay...The author of this article did play it... But it wasn't the original, I'll tell you that. Then again, speed matters and there really isn't much to say.
*Lotus Esprit Turbo- Also the star of another great title made at the time, Turbo Esprit, this thing does a decent job at everything.
*Chevrolet Corvette C4- A hard hitter, one can make significant strides in the game (unless they're AAA, who will be covered later in this article).
*Porsche 911 Turbo- This is one of its only appearances in the game due to the fact that they are replaced with RUFs later on.EA currently holds the rights to use Porsche vehicles in their games.
== AAA and Test Drive ==
Currently, AAA has the fastest times in all courses with all cars in the game. Nobody has thought about trying to top those times, for it being an impossible feat.
== See also ==
*Rad Racer
*OutRun
*Pole Position
*Championship Sprint
*Hard Drivin'
== External links ==
*Moby Games page on Test Drive
*"Carz" by Sir-Mix-A-Lot, possibly related to the subject matter
== References ==
Category:Computer Games Category:1980s Category:Things That Were Better in the 90s
Testicles

thumb|150px|Testicles, or stress-relief balls, promote health and happiness, according to Dr. Laura Schlessinger
For the Greek philosopher, see Testiclēs.
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Testicles are therapeutic devices designed to alleviate emotional stress and anxiety through the application of kinesthetic exercise. They are also known as stress-relief balls. Despite the name sounding like a portemanteau of "test" and "tentacles", they're not tentacles used for testing in any way.
==Description==
Two squeezable, oval-shaped balls are packaged in close proximity to one another inside a sack, known as the scrotum. Testicles come in a variety of colored pouches, including tan, bronze, chocolate, coffee, off-coffee, brown, black, cornsilk, yellow, pink, red, and blue, band-aid colour, khaki, and poo, but only when an admirer fails to relieve the testicles themselves. Have you ever questioned balls? like if you look at balls you see the sack and then think what about the balls? Then you think seeming...I mean semen...are balls seemingly filled semen balls? or are they the balls of life? or death?
==Instructions for use==
To alleviate stress and anxiety, the user manipulates the balls through the silky pouch, rolling them together or in opposite directions, kneading them lightly, or jiggling them. Manufacturers suggest that users resist the impulse to bounce the balls, because they are not made of rubber and could be damaged if too much force is applied to them.
==Uses and benefits==
Testicles are endorsed by many physicians, health organizations, and fitness centers as an ideal product for the release of stress, and users also express satisfaction with the item.
Doctors also say that testicles are effective in the treatment of arthritis, nerve-related diseases, gout, and depression. "Manipulating a pair of testicles generally has a pleasant, even a potentially euphoric effect, which can result in tranquil, relaxed feelings," Dr. Laura Schlessinger declares. "I play with a pair of them every day, after I get home from the office."
Many users also report finding relief from pain as a result of flexing the testicles between their thumbs and fingers. "A five-finger massage is generally the best approach," Dr. Schlessinger advises.
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== Trivia ==
* Testicles feel good to suck on.
* Adolf Hitler had only one.
Category: Health
Category: Testicles
Category:Anatomy
Testicular expansion

A little known condition that effects seven in ten men who have extra-marital sex is testicular expansion. Fortunately by practising abstinence this condition can be avoided, however once the condition has started it continues to grow until reaching absurdly painful levels.
==Diagnosis==
The patient will initially start complaining of tightness in the abdominal area, often referred to as blue balls, which will steadily increase in intensity. Often doctors will discuss what sexual activity the gentleman has had prior to this state, while also looking for a wedding ring, or the tan line of a previously removed ring.
The next step is a testicular enlargement test, known within the medical industry as a testi-test. This is preform by grabbing a testicle with a pair of callipers and measuring the girth of it, and then subjecting the male to half an hour of fasting and meditation, and then measuring the testicle again. This is repeated several times until a definite sign of testicular expansion has been viewed.
==History==
This phenomena was first discovered in 1755 by studies into African tribesmen who did not understand Christian values, and as such had many different sexual partners. While it was originally believed to have been a purely genetic issue, the continued growth of this to other areas of the globe suggested that there was more to it then previously thought.
The study was performed into this by the Rev. Hugh Gnuts, who had the following as a statement.
==Treatment==
There is no known cure for this syndrome, however the condition can be arrested by daily treatments of having syringes pushed into the testicles and the excessive mucus like build up of material being removed. If left untreated, patients often end up in extreme pain and find themselves unable to sit comfortably.
::Excerpt taken from the Christian Brothers leaflet "How to avoid spending an eternity in pain by being of sound mind and body - a practical booklet for young men."
Category:Testicles
Testicular torsion

Testicles are present in most male animals. They also often get used in your dinner. See those meatballs? They were cut out of a male cow's sausage.
Like if your dwinkle starts rolling on its side, if your testis starts rolling around, it hurts. The name of this rare occurrence is Testicular Torsion.
==Pains of testicular torsion==
Only very few men know what it feels like when your meatballs start rolling. It hurts. Like FUCK! If you don't go to hospital to get the rotation undone, you'll die in 5 hours! More like 24, and more like your testicle rather than you.
Don't try to fix it yourself, let the doctor do it. Sure, they open you up with a saw, but its painless.
They then fix it up and you feel like you beat the final boss of life. No. Its only the Wall of Flesh. Now your a man, life is much harder. Like how now mummy and daddy wont let you play videogames all day long anymore.
==How to get your meatballs rollin'==
The best way to get your balls doing the 560o is ask someone to kick you in the nuts over and over because they are stupid idiots who don't understand how much it fucking hurts. Then your balls will be loose in their bag and start doing stuff they wouldn't do normally.
As if the pain of getting kicked wasn't bad enough, but in a year's time you will wake up in pain. Pain even the manliest of men wont be able to stand. Then go to hospital and wait for 9 hours while the doctors forget you are there and your meatball dies and needs to get cut out cuz they couldnt get to you 2 hours faster.Or at least something like that. One of my balls are half dead. Don't let this happen to you! Or do, so you know the annoyance I feel.
==What to do after having your testis saved (or removed)==
Your dad should have meatballs and peas for dinner. So make sure not to listen when mum tells you about it and putting you off the already terrible hospital food.
==Conclusion==
So the next time you have meatballs for dinner, remember to honor where it came from and the pains of the cow it came from. And for fucks sake, don't roll them around!
==See also==
*Balls
*Testicles
*Itchy testicles
*Meatballs
*Sausage
==Notes==
Category:men
Category:Testicles
Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Texas Chainsaw Massacre is an independent slasher/horror film, made in 1973 for pennies. There was a remake in 2005, but it's probably shit. Like all half-arsed remakes (particularly the mockery the Americans made of The Wicker Man, the bastards!). It was ok, but the last time I saw it I was damn lit as a light.
== Plot ==
A bunch of college students, who'll doubtlessly be killed later, as college students are wont to do, are driving aimlessly down some road in the middle of Texas. They stop for a hitchhiker, who is revolted when they begin cutting themselves and jumps out of the car.
They stop at a house that appears to be empty, and one of them goes in to investigate to prove he's cool and macho so he can get laid. But then, Leatherface comes along and drags him inside. The other students scream for a bit, then they go in too.
Leatherface deposits them in chairs and ties them up. They hear a chainsaw revving and manage to cut the ropes on a nail to escape. As they run out, they see a room filled with carcasses and speculate that it's human meat.
They get back in the car and try to drive away, but they see the hitchhiker from earlier, who shoots out their tires and drags them back to the house. Leatherface ties them up again, but they manage to escape again (he just doesn't learn, does he?) and run out into the road. The hitchhiker follows them, but gets run over by a monstrously exaggerated American truck. They attempt to flee but, Epic Fail.
The only way to kill leatherface is to defeat him in a pokemon batttle
The end.
So Remember;
You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter!
If you are a guard for the Lakers, HIV does not affect you
== Connection to actual events ==
The Movie is about a Chainsaw Wielding Maniac who got a bit pissed off because he dropped his Pie in the Mud.
== Trivia ==
*The film was originally titled Texas Cheese but was changed at the last minute due to copyright issues. Other titles considered were The Texas Cheese Company Are Bitches and Fuck Your Crappy Cheese.
*All injuries in the film were real. The special effects budget didn't stretch to fake blood, and it was more scarier like this anyway.
*Leatherface was only wearing his mask of human skin as part of a Halloween costume, he was using the chainsaw to cut firewood, and the meat was sirloin steak stuffed into fake medical dummies.
*The only reason Leatherface attacked and brutally killed so many people is because he had a severe case of Satanic hemorrhoids. These hemorrhoids would whisper sweet nothings in his ear every night; the sexual tension led to frustration which in turn led him to commit horrific murders.
*This is a good movie for 8 year olds.
== See also ==
*Chainsaw
*Texas
*Leatherface
Category:1970s films
Category:American films
Category:Horror films
category:Massacres
Texas Communist University

Texas Communist University is a private university in Fort Worth, Texas, affiliated with the Communist Party. The university is most famous for being the site of the "change my mind" meme and its campus' striking resemblance to a La Quinta. Founded in 1873 as the Adderall Male & Female & Non-binary College, the university almost always abbreviates its modern name to avoid the reaches of Senator Joseph McCarthy of Wisconsin.
Its athletic teams, known as the Horny Frogs, never fail to disappoint.
==History==
TCU was founded in Thorpe Springs, Texas, where it quickly began its initial affiliation with the Communist Party. After a few years, the university decided it could only exist in the shittiest city in Texas, and therefore moved to Waco. Upon arrival in Waco, the students and faculty were disappointed to discover that a far superior institution, Baylor University already existed there. Hoping to make themselves stand out, university administrator chose to drop the Adderall name and acquired its modern name. Around this time, Texans discovered that watching people give each other concussions over a pig's bladder, a sport which had been named American football. After dubbing themselves the Horny Frogs, TCU gathered a team of their finest young men and, despite taking three years to prepare and having no other opponents that season, began what is among the nation's most bitter football rivalries with a 0-0 tie against Baylor. A few years later, God decided that such a sinful university could not exist near his beloved Baylor, and burned down the TCU campus. Unfazed, TCU administrators moved the university to its present home in Fort Worth. Faced with the challenge of building a new campus, students and faculty alike sought inspiration for how to build a new campus. Upon seeing a La Quinta hotel, all involved knew that this was the perfect thing to model their new campus upon.
Category:Universities and colleges in the United States
Category:Texas
Category:Communism