nyuuzyou/wikis huggingface dataset:
Spongebob Gets Constipated

I was a huge fan of Spongebob, so seeing a new episode air on Nickelodeon was always a treat. One night however, would change my live forever.
After Spongebob stopped airing at around 10:00, I turned off the TV and went to sleep. It wasn't until 3:00 when I woke up instantly to the TV suddenly turning back on and loudly proclaiming that a new Spongebob episode will be airing right now. I was excited, as you would expect.
The intro did not play, and it went straigh to the title card. The title card read Spongebob Gets Constipated. I also noticed it was rated TV-MA. Boy, I was in for one hell of a ride. The episode starts at the Krusty Krab, and Spongebob was cooking Krabby Patties. Four seconds later he began to feel pain in his lower body, and he exclaimed, "Oh, Neptune, I need to take a shit!" 
I was shocked to hear Spongebob swear. He then rushed into the restroom and sat on one of the toilets and tried to get it out. It didn't work. "Neptunedamnit! I'm constipated! If only I didn't have Sea-banana bread this morning!"
He then screamed bloody murder as he tried to get his shit out. Squidward, tired of Spongebob yelling, burst in and yelled, "SPONGEBOB! SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Spongebob could not hear him over his agonizing screams. For six minutes and 9 seconds Spongebob was in pain, and after that, he said. "Oh, I think it's coming out! Oh, thank Neptune!" 
But instead of shit coming out and Spongebob returning to work, his crack turned into a hyper-realistic black hole. It began sucking everything into it's hole, it then cut to Mr. Krabs, noticing his money being sucked into Spongebob's ass. Soon enough, he along with Squidward were eaten by the black hole. After about a minute, the entire Krusty Krab was gone except for Spongebob, who felt like he had just taken a constipated dump. Soon, the rest of Bikini Bottom became food for the hole. After the entirety of the city was eaten, I noticed my house starting to fall apart and move west. I was along for the ride too, and we along with the remains of my house flew into the air. I began to see that the same fate happening to us. When we reached the ocean, we began to dive underwater, and as we got to the bottom, I saw Spongebob, with no clothes. Feeling the relief of his life. And all of us, me, you and the rest of the earth, get devoured by the black hole that is Spongebob's crack.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Im died
Category:Featured Pastas
Spongebob Lost Episode: "Spongebob: The Truth"

I used to like Spongebob. I always did. But, what I just saw scared the BEEJEESUZZ out of me!!! One time, when I was messing around GoAnimate, I found a video from someone named XXX_triherdnooscoper_XXX that claims to have a lost episode of Spongebob. The download link was in the description. I checked the download link, and I downloaded it. Then, it finished downloading.
It started out with the normal theme song, but something was off. THERE WAS HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or, I think it is Ketchup. Nevermind, it's ketchup. When the theme song ended, the title card read "Spongebob: The Truth" with a black background. I continued to watch it because I was so curious that I didn't even bother trying to stop myself from watching this piece of shittery.
Spongebob appeared in his house! He has black eyes and hyper realistic blood came out of them. It was so realistic, I didn't know what reality is anymore. Then, Spongebob told the forbidden truth of himself!!! HERE IS WHAT HE SAID:
"To whom it may concern, I am exposing myself because I have no life anymore. We are all living in purgatory because we are dead from the nuke that hitted here! I must kill myself."
Spongebob killed himself in excruciating detail. I smashed my computer because it was so hyper-realistic that it's boring. Spongebob appeared in REAL LIFE!!! "You're next!!!" said spongebob. Then, Spongebob killed me. My brother found me laying there, dead. My brother turned SUPER SAIYAN!!! THEY HAD AN EPIC FIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Also, I am a ghost now. NEVER WATCH LOST EPISODES OF SPONGEBOB!!!
Oh no, it Spongeboo-gdjsgjkdfjeduiafaweefw
If you're reading this, I sended him to hell. By the way, YOU'RE NEXT!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Im died
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:BATTELS
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Hyper-realistic
Spongebob Lost Episode: Patrick's Illness

Hi everyone! This so far will be my only creepypasta unless new pasta will be found. This story is true but is the episode a Stephen creation or a fake idiot? I don't know. Very graphic and scary
Part 1: How I got the tape.
Me and my mom love to go to this yard sale every year near where we live. There was a house with a "For Sale" sign on it and I thought it would have a lot to offer. The owner had Nickelodeon "office" supply like stuff and some tapes. The tapes were diffrent than the one I used to own (you will find out why later.). I can't say because they too were "lost" episodes and if it is one from a show you love, you know I don't want to destroy you inside any more. The guy I talked to said he was an intern at one point and collected unfinished tapes. I bought the one that said "Patrick's Illness" on the cover. I went home.
Part 2 The Episode:
I popped in the episode. First, an episode production number came up and said 00998487463674758310 and season 3 on it, followed by the normal theme song. After that the title screen came up with Patrick's Illness on the screen. The episode began to play and it looked like an episode I saw already. I paused it. I then was thinking and the episode reminded me of Once Bitten but with the background and character drawings to be from the season 2 and 3 era. The video resumed and when Gary was supposed to bite Squidward, he didn't. Instead he bit Patrick. Then a wierd scene popped out with SpongeBob's cousin who I never heard of named Bobby (probably because of Spongebob's name ending with Bob his name was Bob) asked why ketchup was coming out of Patrick's hand. Spongebob replied "He is magic." The next scene appeared with Patrick in the hospital and everyone in a circle surrounding Patrick with the daisy (the flower of death). Then Patrick rises and goes to Heaven followed by a clip show of Patrick and Heaven by Bryan Adams plays. It cuts to a scene of SpongeBob in his room with a VCR tape by his cousin. He plays it and.... I am not allowed to tell you any more information about this episode or play it on Youtube because my mom won't let me. The episode gives me nightmares and I wanted to tell you this. This story is TRUE!
Originally uploaded in 2011
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Spongebob Lost Episode: Patrick's Sacrifice

The Thomas tape got me thinking, and the Krabby Killer, I checked the internet to get some more Lost Episodes, an episode came up on Vimeo titled, "PATRICK'S SACRIFICE, SPONGEBOB EPISODE 2020", I clicked on the video, the intro was the same as always, the title card was very sketchy, though. The video showed Patrick walking into the Krusty Krab, and him trying to check what he wanted to eat, 5 minutes went by with nothing, then Patrick had to leave, nobody spoke yet, either. It next showed Patrick at the Chum Bucket, except it didn't say the Chum Bucket like we all know and love, it said the CHU CHUX CLAN, I already knew it was a ripoff of the KKK, the inside was packed, with fish in white cloaks and white masks, Plankton came up to a board and told everybody, "We need a sacrifice, to honor the great Gods." He wanted Patrick to capture someone and bring them back and burn them. The next scene was at the Pineapple, Spongebob was dreaming, when he put into a bag, I knew it was Patrick, there's only one person with a pointy head in the clan. Spongebob's POV was him opening his eyes to stare at people in white cloaks and masks. We then see Spongebob chained to a fire-proof wall in the Chum Bucket, boiling water was then poured onto him, he then burst into flames when gasoline was put in his mouth and was then shot by a pistol, his eyes melted down his yellow torso, his jaw now open until it was over his head. It was the Thomas tape, except it was replaced by Spongebob, the next scene said 32 HOURS LATER, the Krusty Krab had a sign that said "CLOSED", it next showed Patrick walking back to his rock, and hanging himself on a noose. I never went on Vimeo again, I'm scared that I could watch it again.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob Lost Episode: Spongebob's Bad Day

Have you ever heard of the lost Spongebob episode from season one? It was aired at 2:00 in the morning. "Sandy's Rocket" was going to air at 1:00 pm for the first time, but it never did. Instead they were supposed to show a repeat of "Jellyfish Jam" at 1:00 pm. But, at 1:00 pm viewers were shown a half hour message saying that they decided to air "Sandy's Rocket" at 2:00 am.
What viewers were shown was not "Sandy's Rocket" but something much, much, much more disturbing. Viewers report seeing an episode that they could not believe Nicktoons would air, they said it started out with a title card saying "Spongebob's Bad Day". Then, it cut to Spongebob walking to the Tree dome but he looked depressed then it cut to a few frames of Spongebob with no eyeballs. Also, there was no opening theme song but instead a picture of Spongebob crying. When Spongebob got to the Tree dome, the audio was muffled and you could not make out what Spongebob was saying.
And he saw Sandy covered in blood, dead a mangled cut up corpse on the ground, her eyes rolled into the back of her head. Spongebob was crying louder this time, and strangely Spongebob was not wearing his water helmet he usually wears to go to the Tree dome. Then, it cut to static and crying sounds for a minute or so and viewers were shown a couple of grotesque pictures of Spongebob that they can't even describe how scary they were. Then it cut to Spongebob his head cocked back and one of his eyeballs hanging out of his head and his other one with a red pupil.
Then they said they heard crying so realistic that it sounded like it was coming from their house. Then it cut to static again for a minute and it cut back to Spongebob. This time, he was in a room with dead bodies by him and they were real dead people, not cartoon people, and then the screen turned red and you could hear "Join Us In Hell!" and then it showed an early version of Spongebob and creepy music played in the background. It showed Spongebob's house. It was on fire and blood was going down the walls, and the screen said "I will find you and hunt you down".
Also, what was strange was that Patrick and Squidward's houses were not there, but, instead big holes with fire coming out of them were where their houses used to be. Then, the screen flashed 666 and it cut to a picture of Spongebob with blood coming out of his holes in his body and then the screen turned grey and it showed a picture of Patrick with a gun, then the episode was over and the viewer heard a gunshot. Only 500 people were known to have viewed this episode and 200 of them were found dead and the other 300 had trauma issues, and got sent to an insane ward because they claimed "The sponge is trying to kill me" and only one person got out of the insane asylum and told me this tale. He said he doesn't have much time to live, so to tell other people about this tale as his dying wish. He was found dead 10 days later.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Spongebob Lost Episode: Spongebob's Fresh Start

Well, I know you won't believe this, but me and about five thousand other people all work at this one Nickelodeon Studio. And we got to watch episodes before they were released because somehow whether I get to watch them or not invalidate's what my actual job is. So anyway, we got to watch a new one. The title card said "SpongeBob's Fresh Start", and it was white text on a black background.
When the episode started, it showed SpongeBob was at his parent's house. He then said "Maybe I should play a sport..." So he went to a basketball court in Bikini Bottom. He was shooting some hoops when a gang came in. Me and some of the other interns thought this was a little bit of an adult theme for SpongeBob. But we just continued watching... The gang started to cause trouble and SpongeBob got into a fist fight.
Afterwards he ran home and told his mother, but his mother looked scared. She said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
SpongeBob, looking confused, begged to stay, but she just packed up his stuff and sent him on his way,
We didn't prior learn of this new plot. And it confused most of us.
Then he walked outside and called for a taxi. When it arrived, there were fuzzy dice in the mirror and the license plate said "Fresh". If anything this cab was rare. Spongebob said "Nah. Whatever. YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR!"
At about seven or eight, he was finally there to sit on his throne as the prince of Bel-air.
THEN WE ALL COMMITTED PACT SUICIDE BY CHOKING OURSELVES WITH BUBBLE GUM AND CLAWING EACH OTHER'S EYES OUT WITH TOOTHBRUSHES.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Old Shit
Category:Hall of Fame
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob Lost Episode: Squidward Explodes

Have you Heard Of Spongebob SquarePants? i used to like it well there is a lost episode Called: Squidward Explodes i saw it and the intro Played However it plays in reversed and animation was slightly darker than usual the episode begins with squidward walking to the Krusty Krab he had a gloomy look on his face he slowly walked to spongebob He said to him: "My Life has Been Terrible and i want to Kill myslelf" he said solfly it faded to the next scene he had paper and a pen he began to write: "my life has been terrible and Hasnt gone better Spongebob and patrick ruin my life,Mr, Krabs hates me" Squidward stopped writing for 5 seconds,then He Writes again: "I'm sorry if i break any ones hearts for doing this But im sorry"
Goodbye..." Squidward stopped writing and grabbed a gun,Sad music Began to play,He slowly pointed the gun to his face He Said: "Goodbye Forever" He then shot himself Blood splattered everywhere then a russian Text Said: Sorry but Squidward Died and the series is over,Goodbye."
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Suicide
Category:Shortpasta
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Spongebob Lost Episode: The Death of Pearl

I am an intern at Nickelodeon Studios. My job is to watch new episodes before they premiere; it is a nice job for the most part, but there is one thing I would like to forget. It was about ten months ago. We were supposed to get "Big Sister Sam" but instead, got an episode called "The Death of Pearl." We all thought the title was some dark humor and played it. It started with Pearl walking into her house and telling Mr. Krabs she had a lot of homework to do. Mr.Krabs tells her to go do it. She then says, "Okay."
It then shows a "twelve hours later" time card. It then showed Pearl walking down the stairs. She looked sleep deprived. She then tells Mr. Krabs that she is going to school. It cuts to her handing in her homework. The teacher had very realistic eyes. He then took one look at it and started yelling at her. Not normal cartoon yelling, but you could clearly hear malice in it. It then cut to Pearl sitting in a chair.
She then stood up. It then showed a photo of a hangman's noose. The next photo showed Pearl's legs standing on a stool. Then the stool tipping over, and Pearl legs just hanging there. The tape stops. Mr. Hillenberg told us it was made by a old animator who went insane. I last heard some wacko put it on Youtube, and if you see it, don't watch, and call me or Nick ASAP.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob Lost Tape: Never Again

I was about 15 and I was walking around the streets of Chicago. I saw my friends were dumpster diving and I went to talk to them. After a few minutes, they found some cool stuff. One found a watch, one found a cracked iPhone and I found a tape. I was kind of jealous but once I saw what it was, I got happy.
It was a Spongebob VHS tape. It read "Spongebob Lost Tape". I thought "well yeah, it's obviously lost. it's been in a dumpster for god knows how long." I took it home and put it in. It didn't work at first, but after a while, it worked.
The intro was distorted, but after the intro, it was black for about 10 seconds. Then it had one of those loud static color bar things. Then black for 10 seconds again. The title card said "Never Again" Then more black.Then it began. It showed Spongebob's pinapple, but it had a hole in it, and it was fuzzy, with the sound of static playing through the tape. Then it showed Spongebob on his bed. He looked depressed. It then showed him reached into a bin. He pulled out a gun. "A gun?!" I thought, "Why would Spongebob have a GUN?!?!" I continued the tape. It showed static and then Spongebob went to kill his first victim. It was Squidward. Spongebob held the gun up to his head. We hear a gunshot, but we don't see him getting killed. We then see him, laying on the floor, with a hole through his head. His went to find his next victim.
It was Mr. Krabs. He lookied paranoid. Spongebob came up behind him, with a knife. We see a black screen, but the weird thing is, we never saw his corpse. Then we see his final victim, Patrick. He was on top of his house crying. Spongebob came up next to him, with the gun. Once again we hear the gunshot, but not see Patrick's corpse.
We then see Spongebob. He looks sad. We hear really weird and creepy noises. It goes black again. We hear a gunshot. It then shows Spongebob's corpse, his holes leaking blood, with the gun next to him.
It shows text saying "You don't know what you've gotten yourself into, do you?" It said "You shouldn't have taken me home, Jack. You're in a lot of trouble now." I thought "How does it know my name?" Then it said "Goodbye", and the tape stopped working.
I was so scared, I didn't watch Spongebob for almost a year after that. If you find a lost Spongebob tape, for the love of God, DON'T TAKE IT HOME!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Spongebob Lost VHS Tape: He Watches

When the Spongebob DVD that's pretty much a Red Mist knockoff, Squidward The Killer, I knew there were more out in the world. I went to a yard sale, I saw some amazing things, the Sanshee FNAF plushies, a replica of the Proton Pack from Ghostbusters, and about 50 VHS tapes, there was ones that I had, like Peter Pan, but I saw a weird VHS tape, it was a badly drawn picture of Spongebob. I love Spongebob, I can name every single main character, and background. Fred is a main character, I paid about 50 cents, and rode on my Hoverboard home.
I pushed the VHS tape into my VCR, the main menu had 2 episodes, Plankton, and He Watches, I had never heard of an episode titled,"He Watches", the title card said He Watches on a picture of Word95, it cut right to a picture of the Krusty Krab. Spongebob was delivering a medium soda, he then ran back into the kitchen, he was scared to death, his eyes weren't white, they were red, Spongebob was saying,"WHO ARE YOU?WHY ARE YOU WATCHING ME?" He said crying out tears of blood now, Mr. Krabs had walked into the kitchen, he asked,"Spongebob, why are crying blood? WHY ARE YOU EVEN CRYING?" Spongebob had told him,"HE'S WATCHING ME!" Eugene was now starting to wonder that if Spongebob going insane, so he said, "Spongebob, you have to leave, and go to a mental hospital." Spongebob then turned into a demonic sponge and said to him demonically,"NO! I'M NOT LEAVING! YOU USE ME TO GET MONEY!" He then split Mr. Krabs in 2 pieces, and the tape had now ended. I hadn't destroyed it, I took the tape, put it back in the case and never touched it again.
But I later found out about who wrote the tape. The guy I bought the tape from, his name was Mark, I saw news report about him that he was put into a mental hospital. He was also put in prison for other crimes.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob Red Water

My name is Drake, and I had my first two days at nickelodeon studios.
I came to America after working in the UK Nick Studios.
The man in charge, Mike said to just lay around, watch old episodes, take it easy for the first week.
I sat in a room, with no windows, a sofa, a tv, and a whole lot of tapes. I watched a whole lot of nostalgia,
like old episodes of spongebob, invader zim, every toon really. Until I saw a blank tape box. I was excited,
thinking it could be the unreleased Movie of invader zim, or the final episode. I braced myself when I put the
tape in.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
It was an unreleased spongebob!. For one slide of the opening theme, I saw writing flash. So I kept reversing the tape. Again, and Again until I could pause it at the right moment. DO NOT WATCH. I thought this was some joke by Stephen, but I kept watching. The theme music went weird a bit at the end.
Spongeybob Squarepa.. EMOTION EMOTION DEATH BLOOD SEA STOP NOW.
I was too gobsmacked to stop. It was like an addiction, I wanted to watch more and more.
The title card read: ReD w473R. 473R... That was the episode number.
I grabbed out my smart phone and searched it. Spongebob 473R. A wikipedia Page came up.
473R was an unknown episode for the series Spongebob Squarepants. For unknown reasons the episodes skipped. 472R - 474R.
I wanted to get out, but I was too drawn to the screen, and I pressed play.
Spongebob was walking to the krusty krab, and Mr Krabs was there. A big speech bubble came up. Krabs couldn't speak. "YOU'RE FIRED" Was in the speech bubble. Then a horrible screech came from spongebob. He was screaming.
SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKWEAEAWEWAEAEWAEWAESCARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I felt ill. Spongebob ran home. It went black for a few seconds, then static came up for 10 minutes.
After the static, Spongebob came out the house with guns. It was all static on top, you could make out a red sky.
He shot everybody. The children.The Adults. The Babies. It was so gory.Like a twisted HTF. And then he pointed at the camera. He eyes fire red. He shot the screen, making a smash effect, and then himself.
It was horrible. They know about it now. and are suing the twisted animator from france. (Not stephen).
Originally uploaded in 2011
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit