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Sea of Tranquility

The Sea of Tranquillity (or Mare Tranquillitatis) is a leading health spa retreat located on the moon. As well as the usual facials, manicures and chemical peels, the Sea of Tranquility offers some more unusual treatments for the discerning client.
==Vacuum-based treatments==
Utilising the moon's natural vacuum which has been created by years of not having an atmosphere, the Sea of Tranquillity offers a range of vacuum related treatments. These all share the same general idea - exposing a small part of the client to the vacuum on the surface of the moon.
===Liposuction===
The natural vacuum just outside the door offers a low-cost alternative to expensive and noisy fat pumps. A small insertion is made by one of the qualified staff into the undesired fat deposit, this opening is then carefully exposed to the outside. Et voila! Skinny as a rat in a tutu.
===Er... Digestive System Cleaning===
Much the same as the liposuction delivered at this establishment, only without the hole-making step.
===Permanent blusher===
A minor application of the vacuum of outer space causes irreparable blood vessel dammage, leading to a lovely rosey-cheek look for eternity. Pay for 3 cheeks get the fourth free!
==Gravity based treatments==
The Sea of Tranquillity's location on the moon puts it in the unique position of being able to supply gravity-free treatment gravity levels negligible .
===Anti-aging===
A unique anti-aging course is available in which face, breast and buttock sagging is guaranteed to be hugely reduced after only one week's treatment when compared to the aging that would occur at 1G. 
===Low-impact exercise===
For the morbidly obese to the mildly tubby, our fully fitted gym is perfect for getting that exercise your bones can't support back on Earth.
==Weight loss==
When you land on the Moon you have already lost 5/6 of your weight! As well as our fantastic gym, we offer a number of other effective weight loss techniques. We have sites on both the dark side of the moon as well as the side with better lighting. Lose weight in the sauna on the lit side, then cool off in the dark side of the moon.
==Therapy==
Get unique therapy that can be found nowhere else! If you feel that you have been lost on "the dark side of the moon", we can help in unequaled ways. Our practical experience with the literal dark side of the moon allows us to gain otherwise unforseen insights into the human psyche.
===Applied Therapy===
Here at the Sea of Tranquility, you can make your mental anguish much easier to deal with by making it realized in the real world. If you happen to find your soul on the dark side of the moon, take your body there so you can see what it's really like! 20% discount on return tickets to the dark side if purchased before August.
What are you waiting for? Let's go to the Sea of Tranquillity!
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Seahorse

Seahorses are, despite what many reading this article would expect, nothing to do with horses. In fact, to suggest this would be fallacious to the extreme, and should anyone ever imply so to you, they are no doubt pulling your leg. The correct course of action is, naturally, to direct them to this page to set them straight, as this is not a forum for the ridiculous.
==What Is A Seahorse?==
The seahorse (Equus aquaticus) is, in fact, a small animal that lives, ironically, in the sea. The common name "seahorse" is a bastardisation of the terms "sea", meaning "sea", and "hoarse", meaning very dry. Appropriately, seahorses are a vortex of dryness in an otherwise wet and hostile environment. Their inate ability to displace moisture has been compared to the sponge, but in fact the scientific principle on which it is based is substantially different.
===Theory Of Dryness===
The absorption of water by a sponge results in a measurable expansion of the spongeJacques Cousteau, 1953.. To extrapolate this to the extreme, a single sponge could conceivably grow large enough to absorb the entire ocean; hence as the size of the sponge tends towards infinity,
:\lim_{t \to \infty}size(sponge)=size(ocean)
The seahorse, on the other hand, displaces water around itArchimedes, 222 BCE., forming a protective bubble. Therefore, as the size of the seahorse approaches infinity, the ocean must expand around it. As such, 
:\lim_{t \to \infty}size(seahorse)-size(ocean)>0
===Applications of the Theory Of Dryness===
Firstly, we take it as given that the size of the seahorse depends only on how much it is fed. From this, we can show that, due to the Theory of Dryness showing that the size of a seahorse is always smaller than that of the ocean, the size of the ocean must as a result be determined by the amount of food available to seahorses. This theory was used to justify the Exxon Valdez oil spill after the company in question provided a sizeable donation to the feeding of seahorses, thereby increasing the size of the ocean.
==Taste==
Due to the protective anti-moisture surroundings of the seahorse, it can take several weeks for one to be eventually digested. As such, it is extremely popular for trampers and outdoorsmen to consume a meal of seahorses the night before any long journey. If they should run out of normal food, the eventual digestion of the seahorse should provide enough sustenance to continue. This principle has saved many a life in the history of the great outdoors.
==Contributions to Popular Culture==
Interestingly enough, the seahorse was originally employed by prostitutes as a crude form of contraceptive, due to the fact a skillfully inserted one would prevent any offensive liquids reaching the point of fruition. As a result, an easy way to spot a brothel in ancient times was the regular delivery of seahorses, giving rise to the child's cry - "See! Whores!", thus creating a most useful new word and an amusing children's game at the same time. 
==See also==
*Sandhorse
*Sea monkey
*Water polo
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Seal defenses

Most towns and countries around the coast find it necessary to protect their coasts from tidal waves, flooding, tsunamis, invasion from America, ducks, bits of wood, possessed lilos and the occasional lost channel-crossing swimmer. Often various methods are used, such as groynes, sea walls, and beach nourishment. However, some countries don't have the resources available to create these structures, so resort to seal defenses.
== Examples of seal defenses ==
*Seal Wall - This is the most commonly used method and involves chaining seals together and dumping them in the sea infront of your town or village. Chains can be purchased from your local BBQ, and seals from a pet shop, or Greenypurpleland. In some technologicaly advanced states, seals are being bred with the chains already attached, so as to save on little Johnny having to visit the shops on his afternoon off. This is frowned upon by many countries, for it is cruel, heartless, and not invented by them first.
*Groins - Commonly used on long sweeping beaches, the groins of adult male seals are butchered, then tied together with bits of string and dangled of piers and things to stop LSD. (long snore drift, the movement of old people down the beach who've fallen asleep when the tide comes in) This is also frowned upon in many societes, as its a bloody stupid waste of good sausage meat.
*Beach Nourishmint - The rarest of the seal defenses, this is where mints made from seal teeth are sprinkled onto the beach so as to protect the cliffs behind it. This works by sticking a bloody great amount of mints in front of the waves. Rather than directly stop the waves by getting in the way, this actually solves several problems, as all the local stray animals and homeless people come down to the beach, lured by the minty aroma, and get in the way of the waves. Although they die, thus cleansing the town, they are no longer there to get in the way of the waves, so this method usually only works once or twice. Frowned upon by many countries, although only because they've frowned so much already that they're stuck like that.
== Misconceptions ==
Seal defenses are not to be confused with seal romances, which is an entirely different kettle of fish, and one too extreme for these pages.
Eel defenses, although effective, are in no way connected to seal defenses, as eel defenses are carried out in fresh water situations.
Seal defencing, a sport carried out by seals whereby the fences around their enclosure are removed and used to beat the heck out of zookeepers, is also nothing to do with seal defenses. it is a bad idea to get these mixed up, as the last thing you want is a crazed seal with a bit of wood running around your beach, kicking over sandcastles and abusing the elderly.
==See Also==
Seal of approval
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Sean Combs

Sean "Diddler" Combs may also be known by many silly names such as Diddy, Diddler, Puff Daddy, Puffy, Puffbuff, P'bufdiff, Buffed-Up-Diss... you get it, his name slowly goes away from the original. The guy is a hip-hop musician and "media mogul" who nobody cares about, aside from the fact he was Biggie's hype-man. The only reason he's now somehow become relevant is that he recently has been charged for sexual harassment and diddling many little kids; as well as making suspicious parties and owning too much baby oil. Because of this, now he's become the laughingstock of the internet, where everyone's making jokes and memes of him; in the same vain everyone was making fun of Drake and R. Kelly for the same reasons not so long ago, and they will probably keep doing so until another celebutard is found to be a horrible person too, when everyone will completely forget about this "Diddy" guy.
Many fail to see the true magnum opus of Diddy, Puff Daddy, Puffy, Puffbuff, P'bufdiff, or Buffed-Up-Diss. Along with R. Kelly, he put an end to the career of American YouTuber Jacksfilms, by making useless one of his most popular videos, "Rapping vs Raping", as he could be both at the same time, eradicating the need to differentiate.
Otherwise, this guy isn't really that interesting to talk about... Hell, I only learned about this guy because of the internet memes (and I probably wasn't the only one). So, instead, here are better articles that you could read instead of an article on this guy:
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Search for extraterrestrial intelligence

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The search for eny terrestrial intelligence (SETI, the spelling error was found out after the name had been trademarked) is the collective name for a number of activities people undertake to search for intelligent life forms on Earth. For years, the existence of intelligent life on Earth has been suspected, but so far, no clear sign of such lifeforms' existence has been found. 
Some of the most well known projects are run by Clown Enema University, Harvard University, the University of California, Berkeley and the SETI Institute. Since the United States government withdrew funding for SETI projects in 1995, projects have been primarily funded by private sources.
Millions of people around the world volunteer for the project by spending time in front of electromagnetic signals on their "TVs", in the hope of detecting some sign of intelligence. The closest the project has ever gotten was in the 70s, when a short signal, the so-called WOW! signal (named as an ironic reference to the fact that you obviously won't be finding any intelligence in WoW), was detected in a stream called Monty Python's Flying Circus.
== History of the project ==
=== Early years ===
Although a few experiments were performed as early as 1960, the SETI project really took off in the 70s, when the American public, still recovering from the Watergate scandal and the Vietnam War, realized that the national government had the combined IQ of a ripe tomato. It didn't take long, however, for researchers to realize that they weren't finding any intelligent life on Earth at all, even outside of the government. This baffled many participants, since after all, they all thought they were smart.It should be noted, however, that each thought the others were idiots.
=== Criticism ===
Many people have criticized the SETI project for various reasons, most commonly the obviously minute chances of any intelligent life ever being detected on Earth. A popular argument against the project is the so-called Fermi paradox, which states that if intelligent life does exist, then it must be ubiquitous due to its own inability to limit its growth. But clearly, there is not a single trace of intelligent life in the vicinity of Earth, ergo, it cannot exist.
=== SETI@Home ===
Eventually, people began to forget about SETI project and governmental funding declined. (Yes, there was actually a time when the government funded science.) Interest in the project was renewed, however, with the introduction of the SETI@Home program, which allows anyone with a webcam to set up their computer to scan the inside of their house for intelligent life. By default, the software activates as a screensaver, scans once every minute, spins the CPU fan for a bit, then returns a value of "false" to the server. So far, no one has noticed.
== Notes ==
== See also ==
* SETI Program
* Aliens
* Austr-aliens
* Extrasolar planet
* Conspiracy
* Folding@Home
* Who built the moon
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Seattle Sounders FC

The Seattle Sounders EFF SEE (NOT football/soccer franchise/club) is the greatest American soccer club ever, and is based the greatest city ever: Seattle, George Washington. Founded in 1874 by Drew Carey I, the Sounders FC the best thing to ever happen to American soccer. Why are the Flounders better than you're shitty club on the I-95 corridor? First, our logo doesn't have three people on the crest, like wtf is that bullshit. SECOND, we FILL our stadium. And it isn't some shit ass piece of medel bleachers with a stage at the end either. HELL NO. It's 440,000 open seats (AND DONT YOU DARE SAY PARTS ARE TARPED OFF. IF THE UPPER BOWL WAS OPEN WE WOULD GET 670,000 A MATCH.)Intelligent soccer communities like BigSoccer.com
Third...we ACTUALLY have a rivalry. Dating back to 1874 (sure there was a break from 1896-2011 BUT WE HAVE REAL HISTORY). Some teams have the bitter rivalry, some have the friendly rival BUT WE GOT IT BOTH!!!! We got the angry rivalry with the Portland Deforestation Loggers, and the friendly affair with Vancouver Canada Whitecraps Football Franchise. Oh, that's enough for you? We got a fucking trophy to show our pride, and so that we total half of the LA Beckhams and D.C. United States' trophy case.
So, let's wrap this shit up. We have HISTORY, RIVALRIES, AND FANS.
When it comes to trophies, hahaha, oh well, let's just say, the Seattle Sounders were, at one point, the three-time defending attendance cup champion winners. This is because no one else really cares about that trophy, and the Flounders organization has place heavy emphasis on winning this trophy. Their run at this tournament came to a crashing end, when they played at "Sporting" (the fuck?) Kansas City for the attendance cup final, and more Kansas City fans showed up than Seattle fans, the first time in history.
== History ==
Seattle Sounders FC are the only MLS team in existence that can aptly fill out this section of their article. In fact, they have so much history, they're the only MLS team to have their Uncyclopedia article. This primarily because Flounders fans purposely delete the articles they Loggers and Whitecraps fans try to create for their team.
The team play their first season during the 1874 North American Soccer League season, and were honorably given the attendance champions trophy. While they never won anything more prestigious ever, the organization prided themselves on a trophy that nobody cared about.
== Uniform ==
To look eco-friendly and to attract a wide array of vegans and vegetarians the Flounders use Emerald City lime green, and Eastern Sunday blue in their uniforms. 
== Roster ==
* Fredie Adu Montero
* Mauro MVP Rose-al-ez
* Eddy Johnson
* Honey Alonso 
* Pattycakes Noonan
* Stevie Zakywonee
=== Coaching Staff ===
* Sir Sigi Schmid of Brougham 
* Drew Carrey XXII (descendent of the founder himself)
== References ==
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=== External links ===
* Flounders FC online BUY FLOUNDERS GEAR HERE!!!!
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Secret City of Ghorad

The Secret City of Ghorad, or just the Secret City for short, is a communist city, where 7 trillion nukes are stored, and is part of Metropolitan Ghorad. It is not known what happens inside the city, but nuke testing overseen by Kim Jong-un is said to occur within the city. The city has secret bonds and ties with North Korea and communist Russia. The current mayor is Putin.
== History ==
Not much is known about the history of the communist Secret City. It was founded between 1117 and 1136 by LardFace Mc BaguetteButt. By 1200, the city's gates were locked permanently. The first recorded nukes in the city was reported around 1203. Parts of the wall were decayed by March 1500 but they were repaired days later before anyone escaped from the city. 
=== Rulers ===
The first recorded Mayor, elected in 1204, was Kim Jong-un (who wishes to be eternal mayor after Putin). Putin was elected in 1778, when Kim Jong-un had to stock up on nukes.
Kim Jong-un is the current and only Eternal Nuke Owner of the Secret City of Ghorad. He has been since the position was created in 1204.
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