How I became an FBI agent

I almost shat myself at 8:01 P:M, Sunday, November 20th, 2022.I was watching a horror movie with my friends, and the scene where the protagonist is suddenly attacked by a monster was so intense that I almost couldn't handle it. Thankfully, I managed to keep my composure and didn't actually have an accident. But it was a close call!
There are federal agents outside my house.
I don't know why they're here, but they've been staking out my place for hours now. I haven't done anything wrong, but I can't help but feel nervous. I hope they don't try to come in or anything. That would really freak me out.
It's 1:00 A:M, and I can't sleep.
I'm not sure why, but I'm feeling really restless tonight. Maybe it's because of the federal agents outside. Or maybe it's because of the horror movie I watched earlier. Either way, I can't seem to get to sleep. I hope I can finally drift off soon.
I woke up in the middle of the night, and I looked up "Robux Vault, Maryland, United States," and then sirens started wailing outside my window.
I don't know what's going on, but it's really freaking me out. I'm going to hide in my closet until it's over. I hope whatever is happening ends soon.
I accidentally dozed off in the closet, and I woke up in Baltimore. I don't know how, but I was in the middle of the sidewalk. I opened up the door, and there was a black SUV watching me from another intersection. I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm starting to get really scared. I think I'm being followed. I need to find a way to lose them.
I rented a sedan from a car dealership and drove to a small suburban community not too far from Baltimore. I saw a helicopter on the horizon, and had the words "FBI" on the side of it. I tried not to focus on it, and I kept driving.
I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm pretty sure I'm being followed by the FBI. I need to find a way to lose them. I'm not sure where to go or what to do.I arrived at a small roundabout, and I entered a manhole. I don't know why, but I had the urge to do it. I fell down onto a hard metal floor, and I looked around. There were a ton of dollar bills, and when I got closer, I realized something. They had the words "ROBUX" on them. And there was even the legendary, and forgotten, Tix. I hadn't seen it since 2016.
I'm not sure what's going on, but I think I may have found the Robux Vault. I need to get out of here before the FBI finds me.
But it was too late. The SWAT-FBI officers piled down into the vault, and I ran to a door with the words "EXIT" on a neon sign. I burst out into the sunlight, and I saw the black SUV from before. But this time, it was driven by a man in a suit. He got out, and so did two other men in suits.
"Hey, kid. Come with us."
I didn't know what to do, so I went with them. They put me in the back of the SUV, and we drove off. I'm not sure what's going on, but I think I'm in big trouble. I just sat there patiently, waiting for the car to blow up or teleport into the 4th dimension or something. But it didn't. We just drove off into the distance. We arrived at the Baltimore airport, and we booked a flight to a rural area in Argentina. We landed, and another black SUV was waiting for us. I got in with the other federal agents, but then I realized there was a 9mm handgun behind my seat.
"Hey, kid. You might need this."
I took the gun, and I checked the clip. It was full of bullets. I put it in my waistband, and we drove off into the night.
We arrived at the scene of a crashed spaceship, and they forced me to go in. It was full of debris, wires, and some broken samples. When I approached the area labeled "COCKPIT," I heard a sound. I went in the door, with my 9mm in hand, and I saw an Among Us character twerking. I immediately held down the trigger, and the bullet went right through the crewmate's head. Blood had been splattered around the body, and the brain slid right out, all in a single gruesome scene. I then saw a second Among Us character, who was also twerking. I held down the trigger once again, and the bullet went right through the second crewmate's head. Another gruesome scene, with blood and brain matter splattered everywhere. I then heard footsteps, and I turned around to see the suited man from before. "Hey, kid. Good job. You just saved the world." Then the credits rolled. I didn't realize what was actually happening, but then I realized I could move around in the credits. I was still at my desk, in my chair, at my house. But then the doorbell rang, and I saw the suited man from before through the window. I got up, and I opened the door.
"Hey, kid. I need your help."
And that's how I became an FBI agent.
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