Gyorg

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==Entry 1: December 16, 2011 Approximately 5:00 PM==
Dammit, I thought this game's learning curve was over once I finished Snowhead, boy was I wrong. Should've known they'd get harder than those pushovers Odolwa and Goht, but damn, that fish is in-fucking-tense! I'm sorry for my language, games make me so angry some times. Anyway, I'm sure my ranting is pissing you all off, and you're all saying, "Your just a newb!" anyway, I'm sure all of you had trouble on your first of a million fucking times killing Gyorg. if you don't know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the boss of the 3rd temple in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I can't figure out why those arrows are sitting in those pots, I tried shooting it a million times, but the arrows magically disappear when they hit the surface of the water. I turn into Zora Link and dive to the bottom, but if he swims away my boomerang-fins can't catch up with him, and when he swims toward me, they just bounce off of the inside of his mouth as if it were made of metal. Not to mention that whilst diving you can't turn your camera, and you must dive every time he swallows you, or you can't throw your boomerang, but because you can't turn your camera, you have no idea if he's about to swallow you whole or not! Anyway, I'm gonna give it a couple more tries, 10 at least before I look this up on Google...
==Entry 2: December 6th, 2011 Approximately 11 AM==
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MEAN STUN HIM WITH LINK'S BOW!!!!!!! THE ARROWS JUST MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR WHEN THEY HIT THE WATER!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS FUCKING BOSS AND ALL IT STANDS FOR, FUCK THIS TEMPLE FUCK THIS AREA FUCK THIS FISH LINK, FUCK THIS WHOLE FUCKING GAME, IT'S A SHITTY EXCUSE FOR A SEQUEL TO THE BEST GAME EVER
==Entry 3: December 12th, 2011 Approximately 5 PM==
I don't mean any of that from the other day, I just... Killing this fish has become the only thing I think of anymore, my dreams are of it taunting me... So many ...ll..e.s so m.n. t...s
The above were the last 3 entry's of Logan Strait's Journal, which seemed to be about his first playthrough of The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. The first of these appears to be somewhat intended to appear on a message board, however not much else is known of their nature. His attitude toward the game seemed to be fairly positive, except for in some occasions, such as the little information given as to the whereabouts of the Goron Elder and the difficulty of getting a worthy pictograph of one of the pirates for the man with the seahorse. He frequently gave insults to Nintendo, the game, and the N64's 3D rendering, specifically camera control. The journal was discovered in his apartment on December 20th, 2011 at 8:04 AM after reports of the apartment reeking from his room. It was discovered covered in tears making some parts of the last post unreadable.
Logan himself was discovered having supposedly committing suicide, hanging from a noose in his living room. The TV and Wii (from which he presumably had downloaded the game) were still on. It showed the Game Over screen that the player gets when they don't play the Song of Time within 3 days. Further examination showed that he had smashed the controller to pieces and the pieces were poked through his skin in several places. This report was supposedly given to Nintendo to warn them on the steep incline in difficulty in some of their games, however the game being so old, received little attention.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:Suicide
Category:Jornel
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit