House.WAD

One day i waas browsoing the doom forums when it was 3:33AM because am was bored and wannted to play dooom mods.And then as i was looking for something to play i found something on the 666th page called "House.WAD" i didnt now what to expect it had footage of normal looking doom heh little did i know the demonic horrors beyond man i would witness.
back then i was still confused on this mmaybe its a myhouse.wad ripof heh this kid who uploded this thinks he is the next H.P Lovecraft or something well it is kind of boring and i want to play some doom so i insteled this, litle did i know the horrors back then if i had a time machine i would rip of my limbs of past me and kill past me but it is what is.
afteer doing the typical GZdoom crap i loded the game liitle did i kno whe horors that lie whitnin. 
as i looded the game i heard the transformers fall of cybroton main theme reversed and high piched by 333% i was comfused and stuff it also had a main menu wierd normaly doom mods that i have played just botted you into demon fing action but this had a menu and it was the memnu of the HOUSE MD DVD MENU like a one to one recreation it still had doom sfx and that doom curser icon thing i was relly confused but i said to myself "HEH this is wierd this is some wierd troll mod ay heh i guess its better than nothing " i looked around and cliked the episode button it had only one episode called House i clicked it it started and only then for a single frame i saw it House it lloked like he was meltinng his face was desolving like the decaying corpse of my dog that got killed on a the doctor visit and i could also hear morse code and the morse code said 'it burns' heh wierd
the map loded it took about 3:33 minutes as i looded in the map seemed to be a giant hospital like that on the show the song that played was that of the intro but 36bitfied as i open the door wich oppend hyper realistycly as i eneterd the demons were the anoying paitents nothing to hard imps,pinky demons a single caco demonw wierdly no soldier demons as i walked around killing all the demons i got bored and plus this map was huge since it lodded quite slowly i decied to finaly sleep but first i saved ofc and quited but as i quit i heard a loud noise of pepole burning and it just closed i was freked out but since im not a virgin i was not scared.
as i fell aslepp i was in a hospital and House was my doctor he called me stupid and dumb and the he shoved a bottle of vicodin up my throt i was counging blood and my ears were bleeding but as i went to the mirror i saw that i became House and then my reflection jumped on me looking like house because i looked like house it then sucked me whole like someones wierd gay fetish.
i woke up with sweet coming everyware of my body i went to the bathroom and then i came back and countinued playing house.wad i louded my save and countinued on as i walked deeper into the hosptial i killed more and more demons it was so boring like that show hazbin hotel. i went up the elevetor it took 3:33 minutes as i exited the elivator i saw a wierd imp it was bigger than most imps and was wierdly browner it had a name tag it was Foreman i was wierded out it had like 3000hp and was really tough his fire balls were longer and bigger they also hurt like hell so tried to dodge them after a bit i found a plasama rifle in the mri room after making a tactical retreat looking for hp and or amour after i found that plasama riffle it was no mach for my gaming skills heh get pwned foreman i said he droped a red keycard wierd that dosent happen in doom... 
i opened the hallway door and countiued on as i walked the hallway for 7:06 minutes wicht was 6:66 minutes getting loot and guns from the hospitial actualy the whole map seemed to good to be made to much efort because all were explorable felt quite sorry really this mod was well made even if its a stupid troll it desereved way more visists how stupid of me back then. after some exploring i found houses ofice wierdly empty other then a rocket launcher and wierd pills i grabed the rocket launcher and grabed the pills it maxed out my hp and amour and gave me god mode i was a GOD i walked arond all demons even a archvile were no mach for me i then went into a ofice there was corpses on the ground and a wierd demon as it turned i was scared it was Chase but his face was hyper realistc to much even for GZdoom it was bloody and demonic he looked like arcvile but insted of fire he just slapped me aroond and was making gargaling sounds and saying stuff in reverse exactly from the pilot anyways it had about 333 more hp than Foreman and with god mode it was preety easy until it ran out i didnt know this put those punches hurt the dps was insane but after killing that archvile chase with a suprisingly realistic doctor coat after he died he gave me the blue key and went to the office of that WHORE you know the one if you wached the show anyways i went to her offices it turns out she wasnt there it was merly a demoniefed Wilson the face still frecked me out how well the creator translated the faces of the actors into the demons and in a hyper realitics way anyways he was a pinky demon but insted on four legs he was on two and had a torn and bloody doctors coat with the nametag anyways he had 2222hp but easily did the most damege and was the most anoying he atacked by biting yawn im getting bored anyways after i killed him he droped a yellow keycard but i didnt see no yellow lock so i looked around smashing e on everything andi clciked the computer it lighted up and started playing that porno Wilson was on in that one episode but it procided far beyond in more graphic detail shown and was not cut off i wached in horror as wilsons was whiping his cock out i closed that computer since im good christian guy and dont want to go hell for all of dammnation thankfully didnt see his cock. anyways as i was about to leave the office i heard loud screech like no other it nearly busted my computer speakers thank god it didnt my mommy bought this pc for my bday rlly anyways i saw from the hallway a demon spriting towards me its the WHORE she had he breast exposed thankfully pixaleted so you can bearly see the nipples she didnt look any normal demon she had black blood eyes.
anyways she had 6666 hp and atacked by yelling and talking all abnoxsioly i had the time of my life killing her ohhh it felt so good heh anyaways blah blah blah blah i wnet to the fire exit and as i fell down a hole and came face to face with house he was screming about willsion and had a cane and atacked with he was also giga huge anyways you killed him by atacking his leg after that both his legs explode you target the head and he is dead and the game automaticly won yippe i said i beat that mediociore troll mod im the be... i got cut oof it says the game has unloked a secert in the extras menu like where you find blubores heh i say well lets se my prize heh.
i open the extras menu i oppend the only thing on thre it was stupid gibihirs with lots of gramer mistakes heh what a mrorn after opping it then a bluury episode titled "haudseuuwehuheuiqiwhei" played i wached it and then the episode played it was just house waching me in a old hospital slowly burnning with scrrems of agonazing pain like it burns and other spooky crap i could fell me leaking myslef from shere horror he began to decay hyper-realistcly and started talking in tongs like freddy fazber from five nigths and freedys the hit inde game from 2014 the screems began louder and louder his face was decaying his body was to you can even se his scaling tong i tried to turn off my pc bbut i cound not get up like that jontron nuts and bolts video after hours of pain he said something something that made me nearly shit myself he said its lupus my computer than shit itself and died after that i could here something my door bursted open and all of the cast of House MD where there and hosue said kid im afraid to cure you the only way is to gang bagn you he grabbed me and tossed me into my 2930 dolar bed he pinned me sith his cane and procede, to penatrete me with his other cane he was fing inside me the othe cast jumped on me i could bearly brethed i got sucked penatred i was sucking wilsons dick with ount cjoice i was screeming but no one came instead i came,i came so hard they were draining my balls here after that house strangled me as the others began lauging at me he was chocking me so hard and when i awoke my pants were socked i got out of bed wierdly my leg felt wierd i was limping and when i got to the bathroom i saw my dead dog and also i saw that i was house now and now wrote this i mean everthing i now fine but now i look exacly Hugh Laurie like its wierd like you know im scared to go out and get swarmed by fans like what will happen and will get sued by fox?im realy scared now and for some resson i cant stop thinking about wilsson and taking vicodin i mean its like i have infite of this crap last time i found some in my chicken soap i guess i will just kill myself now bye and dont donload house.md i guess unles you want to become house heh.4rlojafpoeiwpopwpirpirpiwprik;oewpfkjgrjvg;kclolvjdrojgoperop
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