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Mega Man: Error 1044

I was at Goodwill trying to find a replacement for my Mom's favorite plate because when my friend was over at my house, he broke it like the asshole he is. While I was trying to find the perfect plate, I walked into the electronics section and found a Game Boy Advance cartridge, it was a Mega Man game! I grabbed it because I was a huge Mega Man fan, much like everyone else. Eventually, I found the perfect plate. I went up to the cashier and gave him my money and then I skedaddled out of the store. I went home and put the plate on the kitchen counter and went into my room. I grabbed my Game Boy Advance SP and slammed the Mega Man game into the cartridge slot. The title screen was normal so I selected the button that said "NEW GAME." The first level was Mega Man walking in a dark forest in the middle of the night. Every now and again I would see a shadow dash across the screen which kinda creeped me out, but I brushed it off and thought it was just a glitch. When I got to the end of the level, something insane happened. The same shadow from before was standing in front of me. It was the exact same as Mega Man's sprite but it was completely black except for his red eyes. By this point all of my family was asleep so I held back the urge to scream. The shadow started levitating towards me, I tried to make Mega Man run but he wouldn't move. All of a sudden I got the feeling that someone was behind me, I didn't look because I knew nothing good could come out of it. When the shadow caught up to me, the Game Boy Advance had an error, It said "ERROR 1044: THE SHADOW HAS GOT YOU NOW." After the error showed up the game crashed and my bedroom light turned on by itself. Ever since I played that game I've been very paranoid. It's gotten to the point where I thought about suicide. One day, I had enough of this curse so I went into my room and grabbed the cartridge and brought it into my backyard. I smashed it to pieces with a hammer and then threw the pieces over my neighbor's fence. I don't think I will play a Mega Man game ever again. I'm lucky to be alive after all that happened. But remember, if you ever find a Mega Man game for the Game Boy Advance at a thrift store. DON'T PLAY IT NO MATTER WHAT OR YOU WILL BE NEXT! Who knows? You might actually be next.
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Mega Man Cursed Cartridge

Have you heard of the Mega Man series? I was trying to look for some Mega Man cartridges in a car-boot sale. I pointed to a bum holding a Mega Man cartridge and I pushed him and shimmer'ed the cartridge while doing the "Whoop whoop whoop whoop."
When I got home, the first thing I did was place the Cart onto my Nintendo Genesis. Then it read Mega Man. There was no stage select since it just skipped to Mega Man talking about something. The game was special since it also featured "Steve Urkel and one of the members from the Brady Bunch!!!" Then Mega Man shot Greg Brady and he shortly died.
The system echoed with a hyper-realistic "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH" and I was shocked knowing how realistic it sounded with High Definition Sony-audio and Blast processing. Mega Man was drinking some 7-Up and shot Urkel in the face. Then the stage select, where the Wily logo was, said "Jimmy is died!!!" I was shocked when I noticed "MY NAME WAS JIMMY!!!!!!"
Then a Mega Man popped out of the TV and began attacking me. He used all of his weapons which failed then shot me with his lemon gun. The last thing before I died was of Mega Man sipping a can of 7-Up.
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Megaman's Roboenzic Death

It was a pretty good day, school like always strains me. When I got home I activated Megaman 8-Bit DeathMatch. (A FPS Megaman game made by Cutmanmike) I tried to look for a server to play Roboenza mode. I searched the severs and only found one named Haunted.... It only had two people there, I felt like that needed more people.
When I joined I was greeted by two people named Soul of the Nightmare and Tormented Souls. They said welcome and hope you're good at this. I was playing MM8BDM with these two people and it acted normal. After awhile I got really mad and cursed out the two players even though I wasn't typing to them it felt like they were listening to me through the comp. The game ended even though it didn't finish.
I was soon in a map that wasn't in the game normally. It was a castle and this eerie music played that sounded familiar. I tried to change weapons but all I had was the regular Mega Buster. I didn't see anyone but I didn't care because of the map and the many wonders that wait in it. As I walked to the castle Nightmare said look behind you..
I looked and saw Nightmare and Torment in a rusted scary state. Nightmare was Darkman4 and Torment was Shademan. I quickly turned around and ran into the castle and found a weird surprised I saw other players but when I looked to check the players list Nightmare and Torment were only there. I went down a narrow hall and saw other Bots that were different Robot Masters as I walked past them it said [blank] caught Roboenza. When I got to the a larger hall. I turned around and saw every RM chasing me.
I quickly turned and ran like hell until I saw Nightmare and Torment in front of me. I tried to kill them but it did nothing. I was soon punched by Nightmare (Which is weird since the only punching weapons where Hard Knukle and the super adapter.) I was soon seeing them ripping my arm off and made it rust as soon as Nightmare touched it. Torment grabbed my guy's neck and started to chock it.
All you could see is Shademan strangling Zero turning him to rust and split him in half. I was scared and exited the game. I went to the forums and told the admin about these two people. Only a few people believed me and the admin was confused. I never played MM8BDM until I was ready to face it again which was 6 months later.
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Megaman Xtreme - The Lost Level

A few years ago, I wanted Megaman Xtreme for the game boy color. After years, I was able to get a copy. I happen to own many Gameboys, so it wasn't an issue to play it except for one thing- Non of my gameboys except for my Gameboy Player can play this. I thought something was suspicious but I just kept playing anyway. Everything was fine, but things got weird. It showed X, but in the depths of Hell. After a few steps, he said "Why am I in Hell?!" I was getting somewhat scared. After fighting a few enemies that look like demons, I fought Zero with no eyes and a bloody knife. I tried beating demon Zero, but I kept dying. Every time you lost a life, it showed X with bloody black eyes. Eventually, I gave up after dying 20 times. Then, I played an hour later on a file that the previous owner had played. It only showed Demon Zero smiling ominously while killing X. Afterwards, I just sold it to my local GameTrader and thought "They won't ever know" But they got mad at me for even bringing it in there. That's when I just took it to Bookmens and they screamed at me. At that point, I decided I should just destroy it. I gave it to Marley, but he cried. That's all I can remember. Except every time I think of it, I hear a demonic voice saying "You know you want to play it..."
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Megamind: The Directors Cut 2

The Homelander looked at all 3 and asked "so, which one of you doomed America". Titan raised his hand and said "I did it, now come at me bro", giving a smug face. Homelander lasers at titan, and so did titan, as he lasers at homelander. They were laser at each other, trying to overpower each other. Then omni man punched titan all the way to mars, and said "you think earth is for you to take away? Pathetic". Metroman charged at homelander, grabbed him, and started charging to an unknown planet called "Titan". And so did omni man who grabbed titan and started to charge him into that same planet. All 4 collided together on the planet on impact.
Just then, Thanos appeared out of another portal. Thanos looked at them saying "This timeline is a mess, time to fix it". Thanos was wearing the infinity gauntlet. He was about to snap it when Both titan and homelander started lasering Thanos in half. Thanos Died. Titan immediately charged at the dead thanos to steal his infinity gauntlet, and so did homelander. Metroman punched homelander far back and tried to stop titan, but omni man punched Metroman and Titan both the side and managed to reach the gauntlet. Omni man wore it and said "About time I will finally finish conquering earth". Metroman, Titan, and Homelander screamed "NO!", and Omni man snapped his fingers. And the entire universe exploded, killing everyone. There are no planets remaining. The Credits roll.
Or is it?
To Be Continued
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Meh stupid adventure time thery

you know that kick ass show adventur douche (adventur time) right?. well dis is meh thery i guess.
fin is a 56 year old man in love with his 49 year old boyfriend who dresses like a dog that he imagines that has super powers and can stretch and he is in a romantic relation ship with him. fin is acctually even a alien who is so fucking lonley so he imagines stuff. and he lives in a tree house cause he has no home and he is poor. bmo is acctaully cleverbot the internet talking website. the ice king has a pet penguin cause he's crazy and lives in a mountain in ice cause he suddenly got use to it and he imagines himself having powers.
princes bubble gum is just a normal girl with a shit load of make up on her. the candy kindom is acctually just a club with people in it and they imagine everything as candy cause the stupid princess named the club the candy kingdom.
lumpy space princess is some mutant space creaure that calls her self a princess and acctually a bald man. and he has no house cause he is a stupid space mutant.
tree trunks is a pig painted green with a toy trunk and a old lady recorder on her head so it looks like she can talk. fin has no friends... . marceline also has a shit load of gray make up and never got a haircut.
flame princes is a living gas or organism. and heer stupid fat ghost dad kept her in a giant jar for years and she died there and a teorist blew up that kindom and everybody is ghost and they been there so long they now look like they are made of fire.
necter is a stupid robot that was programed stupidly. ranicorn is a mutant horse painted in rainbows and fin imagines her as jakes girlfriend. and fin never relized that ranicorn is a cryptid and is a guy...
magic man is just really high and he's mental.
and everybody else is dead.
i am bad at therys you might think...
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Meh weird job at burger king

so i put made a double whopper in the microwave and after that a shit load of spooky shit happened.
the guy who ate the whopper blew up in fries and then we hads no customers at all for the rest of the day accept ronald mc.donald he was wearing a hoodie.
he said he wanted a double whopper. i then notice all the buns and ingredients to make the whopper was gone. he then said well i would like fries. and then the fries dissapeared and all the food.
ronald then started cussing at us and he said the whopper is right there fucktards!!!.
and i turned and the whopper was on a napkin on a tabel that we never had.
we gave it to the guy and the guy ate it and then maggots came out of duh guy and the guy chocked and died. the burger king then tilted and black liquid was coming from the walls. and i was getting hunngry so i put chicken tenders in duh microwave and one guy got beat up by living fries. one of the employees vomted potato's and the microwave was then smoking. i was then running extremely slow and a guy melted and died and a guy hads a heart attack. i then heard crying from the tenders and i oppened the door and the chicken tenders had 2 human eyes and a human mouth. i backed up and the burger king started shaking. the microwave then fell out of its place and got 6 giant robotic spider legs and shot lasers at things and it was ALIVE!!!.
the microwave was killing people with its laser. the windows then went static. we killed the microwave with a baseball bat and then the smoothie machine made the burger king flooded. we tried swiming out but then a megladon appeared and ate someone then there were giant chicken tenders jumping on us
then the power went out. and some burger monster shoved the microwave up a employees ass. and the burger monster ate almost every employee and the boss came and the burger monster ate the boss.
then i saw a guy fucking a hamburger. i broke the window and escaped and everybody was fucking burgers.
I THEN WENT TO KFC AND GOT MEH FUCKING CHICKEN AND THEN I LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFFTER.
FUCK YOU!!!!
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Melina forsaken

Melina is a sixteen year old girl,who has been abused all of her life by her parents,but when her siblings try to help her they just get hurt,so after a while they just stop trying. Melina goes to dance and music classes,she also does martial arts,but she isn't as strong as her parents.So anyway it took just one thing in this one day, where she had been abused all day until she left for rehearsals,to make her snap.
During dance class,Melina's teacher asked her to do her solo,and she did it but got it wrong,because she had forgotten to twirl at the end.So she done it again,got it right but the teacher still said it was wrong. The teacher had said that she hadn't pointed her toes,and so Melina done it again, but the teacher still SaI'd it was wrong, but Melina know it was right so she said to the teacher "I have done it right this time and I will not do it again",the teacher said "If you don't do it again,I will give your solo to someone else"and that is what made Melina snap to be told that she would get her solo taken off of her,if she didn't do it again,and with that all of Melina's anger was let out,because she had just stabbed her teacher in the gut with her pocket knife,the teacher went limp oh in her hands and one of the other students was On the phone to the cops he had said "Hello officer we need help at the studio Melina has forsaken our dance instructor with the penalty of death" and with that Melina was out of the building and at her house in a matter of minutes, killing anything in her way.There was no one at home so she ran upstairs packed a bag, with clothes and her PlayStation 3 and her favourite games,she ran downstairs packed another bag with her father's weapons,such as blades,guns a butcher knife and a few other thing and she got her passport some hidden money from her parents and left the town,to live in the woods.
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Meme Theory

When was the last time you laid in bed too terrified of Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, or Candle Ja-(not taking any risks here) to go to sleep? How often do these and other memes flow into the conversation you and your friends are having? How harmless are these memes? How fucking harmless indeed...
Memetics states that memes are actually sentient beings with the ability to grow, evolve, and most interestingly reproduce. Does that mean Jeff the Killer has a son? No, meme reproduction is comparable to tapeworms. They are brought into existence, find a few hosts to infect, grow and evolve within the host, and finally reproduce. Everytime you email, tweet, or Facebook a Slenderman pasta you are helping it reproduce. It spreads like a plague, evolves to become more terrifying than the previous version. How did Slenderman receive tentacles on his back or why does he wear a suit? Because someone added that to its attributes and it made it more terrifying giving it a likeliness to spread. Would you show all your peers Squidward's Suicide if it wasn't so damn creepy?
Why should I care if memes can grow? They've never hurt me. How often does a pasta strike fear into your heart? That fear starts out small then grows into something more, every bump in the night is Slenderman ready to abduct you. My hypothesis is that if a meme can evolve, it can evolve to the point of being so scary it carries enough power to cause a phobia within a person. An extreme irrational fear of something, in this case a meme. The difference between say arachnophobia and memephobia is that a meme phobia can spread between people. These memes could generte so much fear they could cause someone to lose their life. People have died from being too afraid to live.
How do you stop something you create? You can't. You simply can't. There are men who become monsters, then there are monsters who become men.
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Memes ruined my relationship

There once was a girl i was interested in. She was hot, smart, and rather funny. Things were going great for a good while, until the dark ages of FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU took over. She discovered these things called "Rage comics" and "Me-mes". She slowly became obsessed. By the time I had realized what was happening, she was already Le-ing all over the damn place. It was a sad, sad day when I heard her utter her first Me Gusta. It was the beginning of the end. We only lasted about 3 weeks after that, when she became completely engulfed. She now spends her days reposting 9gag material on her twitter. I kinda miss her sometimes, but then I hear her say Le in person. Oh well, thank you for reading the tale of how memes ruined my relationship.
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Memories.

I woke up to a loud crash. I wasn't in the same room I had fallen asleep in, and OH MY GOD THERE IS SOMETHING ON THE MIRROR. I look at it, and I can tell that it is looking back at me, and I am afraid, I don't want it to look back at me, but it does nonetheless. I try to think, how did I get here, how did I get here... how... OH! I remember, or I did remember, but then I forgot. I think about all the things that got me here. I look up, and realize, that wasn't a mirror, it was a window, no, it was a telescope, no, wrong again, it was an ocean. I walk up to the water, and reach down to pick up a handful of sand. I remember so much, but I wonder, how much have I forgotten. I know I have forgotten something, many things, but I just can't remember what.
I feel like, and I know, that I have lost something very important. As the last few grains of sand slip through my fingertips, I realize that I am holding something in the other. Its a book. I look at the front, whispering the title to myself, and wondering, why? Why does this always happen. I suppose that it is mostly my fault, but sometimes, it just feels like everything is trying to prevent me from reaching some point that I know I have to reach. I guess it is pretty hard to get somewhere you've never been before. I look out onto the ocean. Its blue. I hear the waves. I feel the water in the air. I can taste the salt, and I realize I am crying. I have been alone and trapped for as long as I can remember. 
I can see the bars now. They are cold and grey and hungry. The bars of grey, keeping me from my freedom, keeping me from going home, waiting for me to give in. I just wanted to go home. I still want to go home. Sometimes I wonder, what would it be like if I had waited. I remember that she told me something, and that I would need to remember it someday. I forget. It has been a long time since I last saw her. It's just not fair. They were starving. I didn't want anyone to get hurt. I just wanted to go home. I still want to go home. I look out the window, and I can see a wall. The wall is blank. I just want to go home. Sometimes I wonder if she is still there. I scratch the wall, and it scratches me. Then, a crack forms. Then another. And another. And another. They remind me of something. I think... I know... suddenly, I can remember. I know what I lost that day, that day that seems like it was so long ago, the day when everything went wrong, the day I lost her. I know what I lost, and one day, one day very soon, you may lose it too. That day has brought me so much regret, and has caused me so much heartbreak. That day I lost something, and it has cost me so dearly:
I lost the game. 
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Memories of Annabel

Appreciate my deep title, you scum.
So you think you know 'scary' huh? pffff I'm 22 years old and already a professional writer, I own interesting glasses and have opinions about books and things like books. But this story isn't about me, it's about a ghost... or is it. (See how I made you scared then by saying a thing).
I believe it was Plato who said "what doesn't scare you, makes you literally unable to follow the system", and I think that makes a lot of sense and is really deep because I'm incredibly smart. So I was sitting in my lounge with my really attractive girlfriend who is really hot and wouldn't even talk to you. Then the doorbell rings, it's my friend who's much cooler than your friends and totally real so shut the fuck up.
Then I heard a noise from behind my incredibly expensive entertainment set comprising of a television, various gaming consoles and a porn collection my girlfriend lets me have because she's cooler than yours and totally real. She tells me she loves me at night when we're having se... well, that's a bit personal. (Sex, I have sex with my girlfriend).
So I go to the noise and it's a ghost, but was it, then I woke up, I'm the demon, it was all a dream, I'm the killer all along, Peter wasn't even a real boy, Jenny didn't even get that divorce and the lawyer was really my therapist. I hope you guys like this, this is my first story, I hope you like it, I like it, I really like it, but I hope you guys do, because then I have permission to write 10 other parts.
Or was it?
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