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Chocolate City

Chocolate City is the name suggested by Mayor Wonka for a proposed city where New Orleans once was. The plans call for the entire city to be rebuilt entirely out of chocolate or chocolate by-products. The mayor has said, "I don't care what people are saying Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day." 
==Original Recipe==
In articulating his grand vision for Chocolate City, Mayor Wonka cryptically revealed the secret formula he devloped with space explorer and 42nd (and 1/2) president of the United States, George Clinton. "How do you make chocolate? You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about." 
==Recent Developments==
 
 
In early 2006, William Shatner auctioned his kidney stone on eBay to raise money for Habitat for Humanity's efforts to rebuild damaged homes along the coast of the Gulf of Mexico, raising $67 trillion (with 5 trillion for a new hair piece). This then permitted Congress to withdraw its previous allocation for funding of levees and reconstuction in that exact amount. Congress then quickly spent the money on the two hookers left in New Orleans who didn't drown.
== See also ==
* Hurricane Katrina
* Fidel Castro's Hurricane Cannon
* William Shatner
* Willy Wonka
* Baltimore
* Looting
* New Atlantis
* New New Orleans
* New Orleans Square
* Game:Zork
* Captain Kirk
* Atlantis
* No Orleans
* St. Louisiana
category:Biggest Fuck-Ups of All Time
Category:Things George Bush most certainly cares about
Chocolate Mousse

Chocolate Mousse is a famous dessert often served after Pumpkin soup. It originated from France in a small cottage by the sea. Many people used to "show off" their cooking talents by making this tasty treat, but due to the Chocolate Mousse War of 89 it has become a rare dish.
==History==
Invented back in 1922, chocolate mousse was created by Charlie Sheen (No, not the actor) after he had a wild dream involving himself, Chocolate body paint and a Moose. He was only 37 at the time, but he knew he had caught on to something special with this dish.
In 1923, Charlie Sheen made a special batch of Chocolate Mousse to serve to his father, but ironically his father was killed by a Moose the day before while hiking in Canada. Charlie Sheen was going to keep his recipe a "family secret" but when his father died, he realised his family was a lot more vulnerable then originally thought so he decided to spoil himself in riches by selling his dish to the world.
Sadly the next day Charlie was murdered and his recipe was stolen by 'Magrit the Grand' and he still makes profit off Chocolate Mousse today.
==Chocolate Mousse War of 1989 (1989-1989)==
During an argument in 1989, The Grand Chocolate Mousse War Arose. It was between the American and the French. The Americans Claimed that real Moose was added into Chocolate Mousse but the French reassured the Americans that no Moose was added, only traces of Antelope. 
The war started on the 5th of May (1989) and ended on the 9th of May (1989) and still to this day historians claim it as the biggest dessert war of all time... on Earth.
Due to respect of the Americans who lost the war, and having them called "mean" names by the French, some Canadians and New Zealander's will not eat chocolate mousse.
==20th Anniversary celebration of the Chocolate Mousse War of 1989 - 2009==
Henry Pickleton, governor of some place in Ukraine, knew a man, who saw a dog, that chased a cat, who ate cat food, bought by its owner, who read about the chocolate mousse war of 89. Henry said, "I'll be damned if we don't celebrate the mighty veterans" and so held a festival celebration in honour of those involved in the war. This festival celebration took place on the 5th of May 2009 (exactly 20 years after the beginning of the war). 
The festival took place in Sydney, Australia. It had 5 stalls, dodgem cars and a pony riding area. Over 25 people attended and made Henry Pickleton proud to be a Ukrainian. He finished the celebrations with a speech as follows:
"My dear Australians,
I, Henry Joesph Billington Pickleton, am honored to hold this 20th anniversary event. If only we had more wars in this world, but only a man can dream.
Thank you!" - Recored at 3:45pm Local Time, 5 May 2009.
==What to Sprinkle on Top of Chocolate Mousse==
*Chocolate bread
*Small candy balls
*Ice cream clumps
*Real Moose feces
*Just plain ole' Air
*Chocolate moose
*All of the above together
Using one of these 7 ingredients guarantees the best tasting Mousse around!
Category:Chocolate
==See also==
*Eclair
*Moose
*Hotdogs
Category:Food
Category:French cuisine
Chocolate electricity

Chocolate electricity is an artificial form of energy that was invented in 2003 by the chocolate company Hershey in an attempt to satisfy tree hugging hippies. The production of chocolate electricity generates more than one gazillion times the amount of carbon dioxide coal burning produces. The increase in greenhouse gases will make earth's climate become hot enough to melt lead and tin due to global warming, inevitably (stay tuned) ending all human life.Because of this, the remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has been delayed.
==Kitten and Potato Analogy==
Many find it difficult to comprehend how this will appeal to tree hugging hippies, as the increase in temperature will result in the combustion of said trees and hippies. The concept is best explain by the kitten and potato analogy.
When a kitten killing maniac goes around killing kittens, the maniac will likely be ignored and said to not exist because people would rather consume potato chips while sitting on couches, hoping that by having a high concentration of chips in their bodies they will be able to emulate the behavior of potatoes. The people who are allergic to potatoes and would rather resort to kitten huffing, however, are disturbed by the murders. They therefore form an elite kitten killing squad and kill all the kittens in the neighborhood in an attempt to get the attention of the potato emulators. The blood splatter from the killings eventually cover up the windows of the dwellings of the potato emulators, who have no other source of light and are now unable to confirm visually that they have become potatoes. As the result, the potatoes decide to frankly give a darn.
Those who still have difficulty understanding may wish to poke kittens using sharpened potatoes while pressing their bodies against trees, though it is unlikely this will actually help.
==Potency of Chocolate Electricity==
Unlike self-transmitting forms of energy such as gravity, chocolate energy must be transferred through a medium such as wires or intestines and, despite being a rather potent energy source, loses most of its potential due to the of the transmitting medium. Hershey's has tried arming chocolate electricity with light sabers so as to defeat members of the wire or intestine resistance.The idea sounded promising, but more recent studies show that the people who come up with such ideas are complete morons.
Due to the potency of chocolate electricity when it is not being transmitted through a medium, it is often used in plasma grenades, where the energy ideally does not have to move a great distance or be launched with precision. This explains why those who survive plasma grenade explosions will on occasion remember seeing a brown light before passing out.
==See also==
*Wednesday
==Notes==
Category:Food
Category:Electromagnetics
Chocolate milk

Chocolate milk is somewhat a form of dairy comprised of chocolate and sperm(A.K.A. Milk). It was discovered in 69 B.C. in what is now South America by Obi-Wan Kenobi. Its mystical properties cause you to become more prone to catching AIDS(Which you already have) and ejaculateing Spaghetti. There are some forms of chocolate milk that comes from chocolate cows in Russia, but are rarely seen because Stalin won't share milk secrets.
==It Helps Build Strong Bones==
BULLSHIT!!! It only contains 0.1% Calcium and you have to weight lift to gets da muscles. Masturbation doesn't help either...well actually, yes it does. Butt Still, you need to move around to get muscles instead of drinking the milk and let it do the work for you.
==Uses==
There is a variety of ways you can use chocolate milk such as:
*Drinking
*Eating
*Snorting
*Huffing
*Pissing
*Chewing
*Spilling
*Lighting on fire
*Spilling it on ur best friend's favorite shirt
*Spilling it on ur mum's favorite shirt
*Spilling it on ur pedophilia obsessed father's favorite shirt
*Spilling it on ur ass
==Side Effects==
Side affects may include:
*Vomiting
*Itching
*Diarhea of the mouth
*Constepation
*Gonorrhea Lectim
*AIDS
*Genital warts
*Menstruation
*Spaghetti Urination
*Bladder Infection
*Deformed nipples
*Decrease in penis size by 99.999%
*Explosive Diarhea
*Pregnancy
*Moar AIDS
*Herpes
*Rashes
*Dramaric increase in weight
*Turning into a Republican
*Poop
==Product Information==
 If you are experience any pains or symptoms, please Call:
 1-800-FUCK-OFF, thanks for calling.
 P.S. Why so serious?
Category: Beverages
Category: Dairy
Category: Drinks
Category: Drink
Chocolithophore

:Not to be confused with Cockolithophores, which are a lot less tasteful if you ask me.
Chocolithophores—or M&M's of the sea, as they are known by consumers—are a single celled, chocolate based algae. The unique chocolate plate or scale structures, called "chocoliths", make chocolithophores easily identifiable under magnification. This species is one of only two known to produce cocoa substances, the other being Theobroma cacao. Genetic evidence suggests these species developed their cocoa production genes independently, suggesting a niche common to terrestrial and aquatic ecosystems. Chocolithophore aquaculture has been attempted since the late 1970s, but has not proven to be economically viable for industrial chocolate production.
Recently, a team of scientists have discovered that chocolithophores may play a vital role in managing our climate. In their CLAW hypothesis, they posit that chocolithophores can directly influence the global weather system.
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===CLAW hypothesis===
The CLAW hypothesis—CLAW being an acronym for Chocolithophores Like to Alter the Weather—suggests that different flavours of chocolithophores can each alter the weather in their own unique way.
However, several fringe scientists have come up with an alternative hypothesis, which they call the 8==DLAW hypothesis. They claim that droplets of a mysterious fluid produced by cockolithophores can absorb infra-red light, thus causing global warming. However, most scientists agree that it just smells funny.
===See also===
*
Category:Weather
Chozo

The Chozo are an ancient bird-like race residing in old Metroid games. They help Samus Aran on her quest by giving her power-ups such as the Varia Suit, Morph Ball, HeadOn, and the Vagina Attack. 
== Description ==
The Chozo resembles a hunched over humanoid figure with a little beak and two very big hands. Chozo statues always look like they're ready for some fun with Samus's morph ball form. 
== History==
The chozo evolved from the dinosaur race that also spawned Godzilla and Barney. They endured many years of peace on their planet and built statues of themselves that were used to teach their off springs the fine art of making love to their special apparatus the Morph Ball. But one day they realized that they realized that they were bored with that so they went other planets to find young children to rape. So they went to the planet K-21AA to find the perfect little girl. They hired the space pirates to come kill everyone else so that no evidence was left to prove their evil actions. They took the little girl back to their planet and built a special containment suit so she couldn't escape, and they could easily inject booze directly into her blood stream leaving her in a grogy and easily fuck-able state. The chozo eventually met their downfall when the little girl went into a drug induced seizure assplosion and killed every single Chozo. She awoke to think that the space pirates killed them and that it was her mission to castrate them all to pay for their sins.
== Habits and Lifestyle ==
The Chozo built many great cities in their height of power. Yeah right! Samus often finds herself reading this as she stands in some dusty old Chozo Ruins. They were an intelligent sentient race that held a great amount of power. Evidently, it was not enough to get rid of those blasted space pirates.
As for the Chozo themselves, they do nothing more than screw around with Samus, hiding away like the pansies that they are and occasionally sending out monsters to screw her. The Chozo are notorious for being absent from the picture and leaving their crap behind. In any quest with Samus, the Chozo are always on some other planet. Their excuse? Just some big fucking meteor crashed, tore a dimensional rift, wrecked the landscape, and now there are mutant penors running around killing everybody. 
The Chozo supposedly raised Samus Aran from a small child and built her powersuit. Then again, being shitty parents, they booted the girl out and told her to go kill some Space Pirates.
== Importance In Metroid Games ==
Throughout many different metroid games, Chozo statues have always been there to provide Samus with power-ups. This can be achieved by rolling up into morph ball and getting molested by their hands. 
The Chozo seem to be acquaintances with Grues. How this came to be is unknown since those damned bastards are always somewhere else when you really need them.
Category:Animal-like Aliens
pt:Chozo
Christiaan Huygens

Christiaan Huygens（14 April 1629 – 8 July 1695）,The Siren of Zuilichem, was the most beautiful natural philosopher in Dutch history,who won the Dutch beauty queen in 1656 and 1666.She conquered vast majority of scientists at that time with her beauty, and found many important scientific discoveries by the way.She was also a physicist,musician and litterateur in the 17th century. Britain, France and the Netherlands triggered decades of Anglo Dutch war and Franco Dutch war in order to compete for her.
==Early life==
Christiaan Huygens was born on 4 April 1629 in Hague, Netherlands.Her Father Constantijn Huygens was a wealthy diplomat.Christiaan was born with amazing beauty, which made William Ⅱ, Prince of Orange,once covet her beauty. Constantijn Huygens began to carefully protect his daughter from the outside world very early on.But the young stadholder never stopped pursuing her. He even went to Leiden University twice to profess his love to her in public.
In Huygens' diary, she expressed no interest in men engaged in politics. After studying law at Leiden University, she went to Breda. Fortunately, the annoying William II died in 1650.
==The first Anglo-Dutch war==
The Dutch suspected that the eel pie that Cromwell had given to William II in 1649 poisoned their stadholder. The First Anglo-Dutch War broke out between the two countries in 1652.The harsh Cromwell closed all brothels, resulting in the average physical fitness of British sailors at that time being better than Dutch. They won the battle in two years.The war took its toll on both sides. It also left a bad impression on the young Huygens. His diary of the time described his complaints against the British:
"Cromwell had as many faults as boils on his face……He must have been the worst of the English protestants."
These remarks were carried to the Dutch court by one of her admirers, and the Dutch people began a language attack on the English Lord Protector. The anger of the people for losing the war was hurled at Cromwell through weaving false rumors. According to a later count by diarist John Evelyn, the Dutch people made up over 30,000 insulting jokes about England and Cromwell in just four years.Making up these jokes became the fashion of that day. The elector of Brandenburg even held a contest at a banquet to make jokes insulting the British in 1657 ，and Cromwell died in 1658 after hearing three of these jokes.
Charles II commissioned a compilation of "Cromwell Jokes", which included 1,658 insulting jokes about Cromwell. He dug up Cromwell's body after the restoration, cut off his head, and read three jokes from the book to the head on September 3 each year.This tradition was not abolished until the Glorious Revolution.
==Reference==
Nonsense: a summary note made by a caryfish。
Christian metal

Christian metal, also known as white metal, has been around for years, even though Christians has been around since dinosaurs, and according to them, men, have been around. Christian metal is famous for its music that makes your ears bleed, and its lyrics that talk about the fictional "God" which you find in little kiddie cartoons.
==Rules and Requirements==
In order to become a Christian metal band member, you must do the following:
*be willing to have your family hate you for the rest of your life.
*be able to scream like a cat getting raped in the ass by an elephant.
*bestow awkwardness upon your non-Christian listeners by screaming such phrases as "I love You, God" and "I pray to Thee" during a breakdown.
*hate gays (this is a biggie. You must LOATHE gay people. ESPECIALLY lesbians, because they're always showing off their fucking on the internet. The more you hate gays, the better Christian metal member you are. (extra cookies for calling gay people faggots, and if you falsely accuse someone of being gay, hell, you've already won!!)
*think the world is flat.
*quote Bible passages during an instrumental, acoustic or hidden track.
*Make fucked-up interesting lyrics about things that no non-Christian could ever to relate to or like, even though they're who you're trying to reach.
*hate Satanists and SECULAR heavy metal (yeah, there's a difference. We don't know what, but there is...)
*dress emo even when you're not going for emo.
*believe that dinosaurs and humans lived together, slept together, and ate together.
*believe that dinosaurs never existed (Fundametalist bands only)
*hate tofu (remember, gays and lesbians eat tofu, so back off!)
*watch the popular TV show "Touched by An Angel" (yeah, we've never heard of it either)
*invade a musical genre and attempt to destroy it's credibility and cry over bands saying "Fuck You"
in their songs. (Seriously, why the fuck would anyone's God care what kind of music you listen to, you won't be transported to the 
Ninth Level of Hell for listening to Metallica, or Meshuggah).
*hate yourself
==Notable Christian metal bands==
Some extremely (un)poplular bands are:
*The Church
*The Hypocrites
*Die, Satan, Die (most noted for their hit single, "I wanna kill for Christ!")
*The Straights (most noted for their hit single "Kill the gays!!")
*Deicide (They're actually Satanist, but, hey they sing about their religion, don't they?) 
*Jesus Bolt 
*My God Can Kill Your God
==Quotes==
 
==See also==
*oxymoron
*wannabe
*hypocrite
*Christian
Category:Christian music
Category:Music genres
Category:Religion
Category:Christianity
Category:Metal
Christianism

Christianism (not to be confused with Christianity, a side effect of contact with eldritch entities from beyond spacetime, particularly one who is somehow very moral.) is a contagious disease of the minor pancreas. The afflicted lose all ability to think rationally, use common sense, and in extreme cases, half their IQ.
==About==
Christianism is a strain of Religion that, like its progenitor, begins in the mind. The virus takes the form of the belief that a cosmic Jewish reality-warping zombie (who's an aspect of his own father, and was born to be executed) can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master. Besides fostering drunken behavior at cheap weddings by turning water into wine, his resume lists the ability to remove evil forces in human bodies present because a rib-woman who was cloned from a caveman was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple from a magical tree... Anyways, after finishing its growth, Christianism enters the body through brain cells. This strain of Religion is unique in that it doesn't need the participation of the individual.
==Symptoms==
Patients may present several or all of the following symptoms:
* Loss of musical taste, accompanied by delusions that lighthearted, repetitive feel-good music is rock-n-roll
* Increased paranoia accompanied by delusions of a Satan-Catholic Church conspiracy
* Conviction that their TV is going to devour them at night (Researchers claim that the movies Poltergeist I & II are responsible for this, and that the fear they caused extends far beyond any single religion. Researchers also admitted to encasing their televisions in cement blocks at night.)
* Sudden bursts of singing songs that talk about some Puerto Rican guy named Jesús
* Hallucinations that consist of seeing their money transform into creeping centipedes, and that the only way to get rid of them is shoving them up the asses of the poor and ungodful (they call it charity)
* Allergy to printed paper except to the pages of one book, Ethel the Aardvark, as it is the only book they can read. Christianists believe it contains the celebrated answer to Life, the Universe and everything. They seriously believe that if Ethel the Aardvark did not say so, it doesn't exist
* Chronic masturbation
* A craving to infect the whole world with their condition.
==Transmission==
This disease can be transmitted...
* By receiving infected food and drink brought by them. Many people from poor communities are infected this way, specially in third world countries like Texas.
* By receiving a transfusion of their blood, which is pink with yellow polka-dots.
* By auditory means, aka hearing the noises that emit from their mouths when they are on podiums.
* Sexually. I think. I am not sure. Well, nobody knows.
* When they get you after they come in hordes tearing up your hometown and screaming for your brains. 
* By being bitten by a radioactive asshole. 
* 14 gibbons
==Facts==
* Christianism sucks.
* In Soviet Russia, Christianism worships YOU!!
* Christianists believe in Dog.
Category: Mental Conditions Category: Religion Category: Diseases
Category:Christianity