Rat

The rat is a small, long-tailed, gnawing mammal in the rodent family known mostly for its scariness and fondness for eating babies and pooping in cereal. There are at least 200 known species of rats, all of which are very similar in their habits and most of which look pretty much the same. All rats have long, scaly tails that resemble either wiggly worms or scary snakes, beady eyes for seeing and dexterous paws used to manipulate objects found in their environment, such as corn kernels, dress shoes, or bubble wrap, into the best position for biting, eating, and/or soiling, the three basic behaviors of the rat. This is not to say that the rat is a stupid or unintelligent animal, rather it is actually very intelligent and has used this intelligence to attain a worldwide distribution via manipulating the inferior human race and stowing aboard its various ships, planes, and automobiles to new territories it would have found difficult to colonize on its own. Due to this incredible adaptability, the humble rat can now be found thriving, among other places, on the International Space Station, inside whales in the Pacific Ocean, the rings of Saturn and the craters of the moon, and inside vacuum sealed cans of soup and chili in grocery stores the worldwide.
==Biology==
The rat is a small, greasy animal, usually brown or black in color with a pointy nose and sharp, chiseling teeth that grow constantly throughout the rat's average lifespan of 61 days. Some people calls it a Micah and they might not be wrong after all! The ratless tail common to all rat species is actually a useful tool for balance as the rat scurries across telephone wires to reach houses it wishes to infiltrate. This tail is also used to dissipate heat in warm weather, and as a result a rat can swim through boiling oil and run through fire unharmed, simply dilating the blood vessels in its tail to assist in the release of the extra heat.
Although it may resemble a large mouse, this is only a superficial resemblance and there is absolutely no relation, for the mouse is a rodent while the rat is a slightly larger rodent. Saying a rat is simply a big mouse or vice versa would be like saying a pony is just a small horse, and anyone with even an inkling of intelligence knows that is complete and utter nonsense.
thumb|My pet rat. Ain't he cute?
A rat is a very flexible, hardy animal, and though it may measure more than 45 inches from nose to tail it can squeeze with complete ease through a hole no wider in diameter than a toothpick. At only 6 days old, when it is still mostly hairless and dependent on its mothers milk, a rat can climb a vertical concrete wall 50 feet high like it had rungs and leap 16 feet in a single bound. As an adult the average rat can swim as well as any fish, easily outpacing even dolphins in a straight line, though until fully grown it is scarcely faster than a trout. The teeth of a rat are so strong they can cut through not only steel and iron but even solid diamond without difficulty. In fact, the only things that are powerful enough to wear down a rats teeth are its own teeth, which is why rats must grind them regularly, or they will grow up into the skull and even into the animal's brain, causing headaches of variable intensity, chapped lips, and irritability. Rats teeth can also cause extreme pain to the mouth, ears head and rump if you get bit. If you die from a rat, many people may T-Bone your body to make fun of your sad, embarrassing death. 
==Behavior and Mannerisms==
Rats are notoriously sneaky and prefer to move under cover of darkness, living in communal burrow systems dug into soft earth or beneath bathtubs and refrigerators in more urban environments. These burrows may house over 60,000 animals and one nest found under the couch in an Alabama home in 1995 uncovered over 140,000 rats of varying ages taking residence in it. 
Rats are very cautious by nature, and rightfully so as in nature they form the basis of many a food chain, being the preferred fare of almost every other animal including owls, badgers, and even polecats. Historically, humans also pursued the rat to no end with endless traps, poison baits, and repellents. However, the rat is always ready to adapt and as a result many modern rats have not only become immune to the effects of poison but addicted to it, seeking out and eating large quantities of the stuff daily just to feel normal. Snap traps have also become increasingly ineffective as rats have developed stronger and stronger neck bones that no longer snap in their grip. As of 2012, the only way to guarantee a successful kill is to obtain a suitably trained rat-hunting cat, preferably a big one like a leopard or a grizzly bear.
However, even if one's special newly-adopted leopard or grizzly bear is a substantial catcher of vermin it should be noted that the rat is a master of fertility.
== Trivia ==
*At 12 points, rats have one of the highest Scariness Levels of all playable mammals, being surpassed only by Rabbits.
*Rats helped defeat Mexico during the Mexican-American War by biting the feet of every single soldier involved. Since the Mexicans did not have sufficient Foot Armor, this resulted in an American victory.
*Juijjang means Mr. Rat in Korean
== See also ==
* Mouse
* Squirrel
* Chipmunk
Category:Rodents
Category:Things living in your walls
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