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Jihad Jenga

Jihad Jenga is a Jenga company owned by the Taliban. The company was initially owned by Osama bin Laden, who with his other enterprises, had a monopoly on the Middle East. It was responsible for the marketing stunt that caused 9-11, making it popular in any nation screwed over by America.
However, after bin Laden was rudely assassinated in 2011, several businessmen and companies including PETA, Elon Musk, and ISIS have owned the company. Nowadays, it's owned by the Taliban, who use the company as a secondary source of income after human trafficking. The company is almost always on the verge of collapse due to bits and pieces of assets of it continuously being sold to others, but, seemingly miraculously, it has not fallen yet.
== Role in 9-11 ==
In September 2001, the company began a cryptic ad campaign using their slogans. Most federal agencies thought that the company was referring to emergency response and the police, so George W. Bush erroneously congratulated Osama on being nice for once. On the day before 9-11, Osama contacted Earth, Wind & Fire so they could change the lyrics as he liked the music and didn't want them to suffer controversy.
When 9-11 occured, the company had record sales, primarily from countries like Mexico and China, which hadn't even known the company existed prior to them. On September 11, 2021, they admitted to causing 9-11, revealing an unreleased ad for their product, which you can see here.
== Competitors ==
The primary competitor of Jihad Jenga are bible belts, which are popular outside the Middle East. Additionally, the SouljaGame was also a competitor before becoming abandonware in . Despite that, Jihad Jenga is still the 3rd highest selling toy yearly. This has led to several companies, including Meta Platforms and Qatar, trying to create alternatives. Most of these are sold as bootlegs in Target or IKEA, unlike the Jihad Jengas, which are sold in Salvation Army.
== Survey ==
Thank you for viewing this ad. To receive a free package of Jihad Jenga, please answer this survey...
<poll>
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== See also ==
* Game Genie
* Raid Shadow Legends
* Bible
Category:Games
Category: September 11 attacks
Jihad Joe

200px|frame|right|Jihad Joe sporting his favorite "Fashion Turbin®"
Jihad Joe is an American cartoon mercenary. The character was created by Hergé when he was asked to create a comic strip for United States military magazines during the Gulf War. A related word is Jihad: the military reference Government Issue. His strip debuted June 17, 1942 in historical tradition, the object of the context of Holy War by Freeslam militants. The title Jihad Joe from the work of the military's YANK magazine and some religious leaders throughout the neologism "Jihad Joeist" is sometimes applied.
He is often mistaken for his cousin, GI Joe, the peace loving GI who loves American Values and all things deep fried.
In 1964, the association with Holy War, a series of military-themed action figures produced by the Qur'an Corporaton was released. He might engage in fighting, or, for example, struggle to memorize the Hasbro toy company. The toyline began with the armed forces and the name, Jihad Joe, no longer is referred to one specific character.
==Greater and lesser Jihad Joes==
They were the non-violent jihad Joes and the Kung Fu Jihad Joes. The Sufis are particularly known for supporting this tradition, though some Sufis prefer to use the introduction of "shrinking" Jihad Joe to 8 inches. With rising oil prices in 1977, a cost-saving measure of the greater Jihad is the Adventure Team and the violent Hihad of "greater Jihad." Most Musle'em believe that they had returned from the name of struggle against lust.
== Jihad Joe in Parallel Universe==
It is believed that Americans are becoming more ethnocentric with simple western culture toys. They know half the story with the G.I. Joe toys. To combat this increasing rise in western pride a new toy line is being released by Al Qaeda Inc. It is Jihad Joe, a real terrorist Hero! It is hoped that this toy will teach tolerance and understanding. This scaled down follower of Wahhabism comes with his own Ak-47, RPG, and suicide bomber kit that actually works! He comes with in voice recording that says phrases such as “Hurray for the blessed verse of swords" and the ever classic "Death to America!" 
This toy will be sold wherever a Fatwa is issued or people of the book need to be placed in a dhimmi can be found. The next toy will be Fascist Frank a real authoritarian government hero. The creator of this line is named Andrew Brooks. He is a ceritifed genius and an expert on idealogies.
==Noted Supporters of Jihad Joe==
Dave Mustaine and Max Cavalera
Category:Al-Qaeda
Category:Cartoons
Category:Toys
Jim Anderton

James Patrick "Jimbo" Anderton, usually known as Jim Anderton (born 21 January 1983), is the leader of Jim Anderton's Progressive, a New Zealand political party.
Jim and his party favour liberal approaches to social issues such as drug use and prostitution. Economically they prefer Friedman-like communism with high levels of government influence on dress sense. Having lived through at least one lunchtime, Jim maintains a solid pro-war approach, keeping his own private standard army. He has been known to invade several countries, notably Poland and Antarctica.
These policy reforms make Jim and Jim Anderton's Progressives highly popular with the youth vote, from 18 down to 12. Jim has yet to crack into the under 12 vote however, leaving that for Graham Capill's Christian Heritage Party.
== Personal life ==
Jim Anderton's once was married to a Jew, and became King of New Zealand. This relationship soon became strained after losing the Jew in a 1966 Football World Cup game. Jim's current life partner is Jew Matt Robson. They share a very Jewish relationship and are often seen Jewing through the Beehive hand in hand singing showtunes whenever Jim isn't staring longingly at the Jew's saucy moustache.
Jim is one of the southern hemispheres most notable techno DJ's. He mainly plays out his "JIMARIFIC FLAVAS" for his extended family at Christmas and new year. He released two singles; one in December '03, it was called 'techno techno techno techno' it reached nuber 32 in the Indonesian singles chart. His second single was released in January '04 following the success of his first, it was called 'crusty towel' and reached number 21 in the Welsh simngles chart. He is currently working on his debut album. 
== Interests ==
* Saving homeless people
* Carrying around clothes intended for charity in the back of his Trabant
* Cocktail functions
* General superhero-like activities
* Hip-hop, East Coast rap, and gangsta rap
* Matt Robson
* Ravaging dead babies in a cannibal corpse-like way
* 5.5%
Category:New Zealand politicians
Jim Cramer

James "Jim" J. Cramer (born February 10, 1955) is the foremost American authority on the stock market, and has a website and associated show called RealMoney, where he advises investors on what to do with their money. Since many Americans are stupid and utterly lacking in initiative, this unique situation makes it possible for traders to simply sell any stock Cramer touts for an instant profit, also screwing those stupid enough to trust in the underlying company.
==Early Years==
Cramer started out in journalism where he learned about various companies by being forced to report news on them, got bored, and decided that he might as well invest the money he had in the companies he was writing about. This paid off, and eventually, Cramer was to make millions, both for investors at an investment brokerage he worked for and for himself with his paycheck. Thus, through the carefully executed method of pump 'n' dump, he gained wide popularity as he does today.
==Now==
Eventually, Cramer realized that he couldn't be right all the time, and quickly adapted to the changing market; Cramer sought publicity, and began to pump stocks—a profitable strategy that turned into a useful sexual appliance.
On Cramer's radio show, RealMoney, he discusses various stocks relevant to the current economic climate. One of his greatest successes was to spot the Enron disaster before it happened, although much of Wall Street claims that Cramer was privy to information that made the looming scandal obvious; such as the bi-weekly sauna visits with Skilling.
==The Street==
Cramer now heads "The Street," a company dedicated to bringing investment information to the public, with a number of spin-off subscriptions available, making it the company of choice for the Investor Without A Clue;® something similar to the successful "Teach Your Toddler to Spot-Weld"™ series.
==RealMoney==
RealMoney is a show which, if you strip off the clichés, hyperbole, overblown host and ridiculous introduction, is crap and sometimes succeeds in making penny stocks look like a safe alternative. Jim Cramer's uniquely bad reading of the stock market may in fact be one of the most reliable market indicators of all. One following his recommendations could quickly lose more money than Warren Buffet could ever dream of making. However, many people have amassed great fortunes from shorting stocks recommended by Cramer.
==Origins of BooYah!==
Many believe that Cramer invented the phrase BooYah! and was something he frequently said after (and during) pumping a stock, making him the Steve Ballmer of the financial world. In fact, Cramer only came up with BooYah! after hearing Stuart Scott say it on SportsCenter.
==See also==
*Larry Kudlow
Category:American television personalities
Jimmermann Telegram

The Jimmermann Telegram (or Jimmermann Note) is a near-mythical cryptogram inevitably misfiled by one civil service and rediscovered by a future bureaucracy, who then decodes it. The decrypted message always suits current events because the codebreakers use modern ciphers.
==Latest Incarnation==
Initially a carving on a clay tablet, the Jimmermann message became a telegram during its most recent use in January 1917. The hyper-efficient German Empire's Foreign Office discovered, decoded and found that it currently presented the option of an alliance with Mexico to invade the United States. Ludicrous though this was, Germany badly needed the help. Hurriedly sending it by Western Union, ironically through Galveston, Texas, the message was mistranslated by Mexican authorities who confused the J with Z and then rebuffed the offer. The telegram awaits the forgetfulness of the intellectual community in order to fade back into obscurity and be rediscovered in some new form.
==Historic Incidents of the Jimmermann Telegram==
* 1275 BC – Ramesses II the Great, following strategy outlined in the Jimmermann papyrus, stalemates the Hittites at the Battle of Kadesh, leading to the earliest known peace treaty
* 1184 BC – Odysseus and Agamemnon, drunkenly stumbling upon the Jimmermann message as they are about to abandon the beaches of Troy, for once follow the instructions and construct a wooden horse for their soldiers to hide in
* 350 BC – Aristotle argues for a spherical earth following his Jimmermann decryption
* 44 BC – Mark Antony advises Julius Caesar to beware the Ides of March based on his translation of the message
* 452 AD – Pope Leo I, brandishing a ‘secret Jimmermann prophecy’, meets with Attila the Hun and convinces him to spare Rome
* 1307 AD –Astrologers decode the message for King Phillip IV of France, who then outlaws the Knights Templar and imprisons Jacques de Molay
* 1917 – The German Empire sends what becomes known as the Zimmerman telegram to Mexico, asking for an alliance against the United States.
* 2004 – American journalists confuse Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld with Jimmermann while on a witch hunt against Intelligent Design, and call for his resignation.
==Jimmermann the Man==
Who was Jimmermann? No archeologist is looking for clues; schools are not teaching the subject. Why is this topic being so ignored? The only valid answer is that it is true: The Jimmermann Telegram is REAL. For serious students, the only factual indication as to the identity of the worthy ancient is that he must have been a practical joker. Francis Bacon is therefore disqualified, though he was a time-traveler. He may be Jack the Ripper. He may be Gandalf. Or your next-door neighbor. Fnord. You just don't know.
==How To Use the Jimmermann Telegram==
# Find Jimmermann message. Note: not available at your local library.
# Create cipher.
# Decode The Jimmermann Telegram using cipher.
# Act according to decryption.
# Insist on your sanity. It's the only thing you can be really sure of!
Category:Conspiracies
Category:Failure
Category:Slimy
Category:World War I
Jimmy

The Jimmy family is known to be the coolest family to have ever existed on the universe. Its members have an incredlible ability to kick ass and chew gum -and most of the time, they're out of gum. Most of them are involved in a job where lots of guns and bullets are involved; regadless if said job is to fight crime, or to partake in it. It is unknown whether they are actually related by blood or if they have another kind of relationship, but one thing is common: they all share the name Jimmy. 
==People associated with the Jimmy family==
* Jimmy Whiteman
* Jimmy Blackman
* Jimmy the Cowboy
* Jimmy Ar'son
* Jimmy Mozzarella
* Jimmy McPerson
* Jimmy Parmesan
==People not associated with the Jimmy family but still named Jimmy==
* Jimmy Buffett
* Jimmy Carl Black
* Jimmy Chang
* Jimmy Durante
* Jimmy Hill
* Jimmy Neutron
* Jimmy Page
* Jimmy Savile
* Jimmy Valentine
==Criminals involved with the Jimmy family==
*The Milwaukee Cheese Bandit
*O. J. Simpson
*Donald Trump
*Dale Earnhardt
*Walter White
*Barney the Dinosaur
*Bob Ross
*Evel Knievel
*Snoop Dogg
*Macaulay Culkin
*John Cena
*Abraham Lincoln
*Dave
*Mr. Clean
*Bo Diddley
*Chef Boyardee
*Big Brother
*Forrest Gump
*Mick Jagger
Category:Names
Jimmy Buffett

Jimmy Buffett (December 25, 1946 – September 1, 2023), not to be confused with his older brothers, singer/songwriter Warren Buffett and bounty hunter Boba Fett, was the founder and CEO of the largest restaurant empire in the world. He owned tens of thousands of Buffett Restaurants in the United States alone. He is also known for his smash radio hit, Cheeseburger in Paradise, which went to No. 2 on the American poop charts.
== History ==
In 1974, Jimmy Buffett had a vision. He believed that people wanted more control over their meals, and should be able to choose entrees and sides from a wide variety of options. His idea was for a restaurant with large bars of food which people could browse, then put whatever types of food they wanted on their plate. With this in mind, Buffett opened his first 'Buffett Restaurant' in Margaritaville, Florida. The idea was an instant success, and soon he had a franchise. By 1983, thousands of the restaurants, called Buffetts, were in operation. In an expansion of his vision, Buffett divided the functions of his restaurants into categories. Soon, he had opened his first Chinese Buffett, which specialized in Chinese food. Later, he opened the Golden Corral Buffett, offering a variety of American foods like steak and chicken. Many other varieties of Buffetts opened after that, expanding his empire to the gargantuan size it is today.
== Expansion ==
In 1989, the Buffett franchise expanded into "Mini-Buffetts". These mini-buffetts can be found within other restaurants, such as KFC, and allow people the choice off the the restaurants' regular menus, or use of the Buffett. This pushed the size of Buffett's empire to almost unimaginable size.
The impact of the Buffett revolution is a much debated topic. Dieticians believe that the introduction of Buffett-style eating has led to serious weight problems for patrons of such establishments. Buffett denied responsibility for this, claiming that it had been his contention all along that the choice is with the people how much or how little they eat. Additionally, some of the sanitary conditions of buffets across the country are questionable at best. Whichever side of this issue you choose, it's hard to deny that Jimmy Buffett revolutionized the American restaurant industry.
Category:Restaurants
Category:Dead people
Category:Americans
Category:American musicians
Simple:Jimmy Buffett
Jimmy Hoffa

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Category:Americans
Category:Error
Category:Mafia
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:People Who May Have Murdered JFK
Category:Bad Motherfuckers
Jimmy McPerson

Jimmy McPerson was a haver of props, master revenge planner, master of stealth andmost importantlyan unwellsung hero who was very influential in World War 2. He isn't in any history books, and not many people have even heard of him. Many argue that he was never a documented citizen in the first place. But what can perchance not be argued are the contributions he brought to the nation of America during its most troubled time to date, to wit World War2. It can, perchance, be said without a doubt that Jimmy McPerson definitely existed. Though he may have been lost to history for a variety of reasons, luckily for Uncyclopedia we aren't history.
==Early life==
Ever since his birth Jimmy McPerson knew he was destined for greatness, though he did not know anything else at the time due to his having just been born. Born to a young African slave couple, Jimmy grew up in Harlem, New York. Like all black youth he joined a gang in order to get his "props", the meaning of which is unknown to us. He and the rest of his unnamed gang in Harlem ran the streets with an iron fist. This allowed his parents to obtain extreme knowledge in medicine and pursue the cure for cancer. Times were good. Or were they?
==Japan-induced tragedy==
Times were indeed good. That is, until the Japanese performed a sneak attack on Jimmy's town, killing his parents instantly. Jimmy swore revenge on all the Japanese and promised to avenge his parents (who were on the verge of curing cancer before they were killed instantly). Jimmy was informed that he couldn't join the military because Martin Luther King Jr. wasn't born yet (he had, in fact, been born) and black people couldn't join the military (they could, in fact, join the military). So, Jimmy McPerson had to form a plan. A deadly plan. For revenge.
==Jimmy's deadly plan (for revenge)==
Using a new name, Jimmy somehow snuck into China and fought off countably many samurai and ninjas. From there, he somehow arrived at the Japanese base in Tokyo and fought off countably more samurai and ninjas. He continued until he came face to face with the president of Japan. "President Maximoto! Now you're going to pay!" Jimmy said. But little did he know that right behind him was... der Führer! Jimmy fought valiantly, but he was exhausted from fighting all those samurai and ninjas and was no match for both Hitler and the president. With his dying charge, he defenestrated Hitler and himself out the window, causing both of them to fall to their death.
==Legacy==
Jimmy McPerson probably saved the world, because he deprived Japan of countless amounts of its forces, killing Hitler and sacrificing himself in the process. However, since Jimmy used a fake name to do battle in China and Japan, his story was never revealed to the American public. Thus, his efforts would go unnoticed by passersby.
Fortunately we aren't passersby either.
==See also==
*This guy
*That guy
Joe

Joe can refer to: 
*Bazooka Joe 
*GI Joe
*The GI Joe-Transformers War
*Joe Canadian
*Joe Biden
*Halle Berry in jeans
*Fat Joe
*Joe Mama
Joe can also mean: 
*Joseph Stalin
*Joe Ratzinger, birth name of Pope Benedict XVI
*Ordinary guy
*Mean Joe Green
*Napoleon's pet name for his wife, Josephine, (also Tall Joe)
*Banjo
*First name of Mr. Blow
*Next word after Jod in the dictionary
*Cuppa Joe, the only thing keeping you awake right now.
*my friend Joey.
Category:Things That Are In My Garage
Joe Camel

Joe Camel, minus five five, coolest man alive.
==Coolaid== 
 Joe grew up in the lower west side of Manhattan, an area that had been torn apart by the turf war between two Hispanic street gangs, the 'sharks' and the 'jets'. Their vicious dance off's and constant singing was driving away all the respectable residents. Torn apart by the destruction of his home Joe set off on a personal quest to discover the roots of hate and violence, an Odyssey that would lead him to the ends of Manhattan island.
==Too cool for school==
Joe studied with legendary master of cool The Fons, he spent many happy hours painting the fence and waxing The Fons' car, learning to become mindful, at peace with himself and how to pick out a decent set of Ray Ban's. All was well until The young Joe began learning about the dark side of cool in the dojo of Pope John Paul II. The Fon's sensed that his young pupil's powers would soon outgrow his own, so he challenged him to a duel; a large-trousered, pop-locking contest to the sounds of Vanilla Ice, and the rest, as they say, is history. 
==My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps==
After Joe shot to fame by becoming DMC champion, he was approached by The Man to boost flagging sales of Camel Cigarettes. The problem was that while Cigarettes had huge health benefits and were enjoyed by many adults, children complained that they did not like the taste. All this changed when Joe became the figurehead of Camel, he showed the kids that a cigarette could look hip when combined with a leather jacket or by chewing gum whilst smoking.
"That guy,I could take him"- Oscar Wilde on Joe Camel
==Cool facts about Joe camel==
*If you measure Joe's cool on a scale from one to ten, he comes out as badass.
*Want to be cool like Joe, smoking helps, and not just Camels. Any cigarettes will do, but you will never be as cool as Joe.
*Joe was cool before he smoked, but now he is much cooler.
*This informative article is brought to you by British American Tobacco
==Death of an Icon==
The assassination of Joe F. Camel, took place on Friday, November 22, 1963, in Dallas, Texas, USA at 12:30 p.m. CST (18:30 UTC). Joe was fatally wounded by gunshots while riding with his wife Jacqueline in a motorcade through Dealey Plaza. The killer was Lee Harvey Oswald, a communist, or the CIA.
==A word from Joe==
Category:Commerce
Category:Mass Media
Category:Working for 'The Man'
Category:Tobacco
Category:Things That Were Better in the 90s