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Chinatown

Chinatown (Chinese: 唐人街, lit. Ching Chong China) is the first and only city to be built entirely from porcelain china.
Established during the Royal Doulton dynasty in 1492, it was constructed at a cost of €100 billion in order to counter the economic threat posed by Red China. It is also the world's center for kung fu.
Built by one million slave labourers under the direction of the designers of the Great Wall of China, Chinatown contains over 42 thousand metric tonnes of the finest bone china, all carefully handcrafted into various forms ranging from protective cups to flying saucers.
Chinatown stood firm in its defences until the late 18th century when it fell to the Western onslaught of cowboys. It now is a shadow of its former self, despite valiant efforts to withstand everything dished out at it.
Reconstruction of the Old Chinatown district continues, although the new portions are mostly Made in Taiwan and therefore a poor substitute for the original. It often shatters upon impact, with cockroaches scattering in every direction.
Recently, a political debate over the political "correctness" of Chinatown has steamed in Congress. The Senate and the House have agreed to call it People-who-reside-in-America-but-whose-parents,grandparents,and/or themselves-have-immigrated-from-asia-or-its-surrounding-territories-Town, but this has yet to be passed by George Bush.
It is now home to the fast growing gang that have been self-named Asian Pride. They have established a Chinatown wherever Indians aren't in a one-shop radius. They are especially proud of their one inch ding dong dim sum. Everyone in Chinatown competes to sell their already cheap steamy buns for cheaper than their neighbor. 
One should say that Asian Pride is the fastest growing poopulation. Which also means WATCH OUT THE CHINESE ARE COMING! Better surrender now before you get censored and sent to Xinjiang! 
==See also==
*Bull in a china shop
Category:China
Category:Weird Places
Category:Cities
Category:Ethnic groups
Category:Chinese culture
Category:Things idiots think are Chinese
zh:唐人街
zh-tw:唐人街
Chinese

如果你可以看这的话，第一个问题从你：为什么？你这个白胖不和谐的版主，不知道如何学习说写伟大而光荣的中国人，试着读读这篇文章吗？贫穷的！屎头！屎头!！非常大的屎头!！ 去告诉妈妈再生一个可以继承姓氏的孩子吧。好吧，好吧，好吧。看看谁认为自己不学中文就可以轻松过日子。我的意思是，得了吧，它并不是一种全球重要的语言或其他什么语言。让我猜猜，您是那些认为谷歌翻译可以替代实际语言技能的人之一吗？新闻快讯：事实并非如此。我并不是说你很懒或者什么的（好吧，也许我是），但是学习中文并不完全是火箭科学。我的意思是，每年都有数百万人这样做。那么，你的借口是什么？太忙于玩电子游戏？太沉迷于 Netflix 狂看节目了吗？或者你只是对求知欲过敏？无论如何，不​​用担心，我相信你的中文能力不足不会阻碍你的生活。我的意思是，谁需要与超过十亿人沟通，对吗？
回去好好学学中文吧。 一旦你学会了如何阅读真实的页面，就回到这里
OK for all you imperlialist white people...continue below...
Chinese is a term related to the Great and Prosperous People's Republic of China. It may refer to:
* Chinese language, the wonderful language spoken in the Great and Prosperous People's Republic of China.
* Chinese people, the upstanding citizens that live in the Great and Prosperous People's Republic of China.
* Chinese cuisine, the delicious food eaten in the Great and Prosperous People's Republic of China.
Chinese Democracy (song)

Chinese Democracy, also known as Mao Z. Donge, is a 1958 rock song by Chuck Berry what's so famous that it's a shock you haven't heard of it, you idiot. It chronicles the rise to power of Mao Zedong, the original Chinese dictator, and the events that surrounded said rise to power...something about the Chinese and a revolution. I dunno, who cares any more. Anyway, whether it's only a song, or perhaps something more, it goes a little something like this:
==Lyrics==
right|thumb|176px|What happened to the song 'Johnny B Goode', I hear you ask? This guy. He went back in time and took Chuck Berry to China. Whose idea was that? Fuckin' well weren't mine.
At about this point, the audience were generally beginning to take offence, boo, and throw things, and so Chuck Berry would excuse himself and leave. That was actually how he died, by not noticing he was playing in Chinatown and failing to notice the people running towards him holding weapons...exactly how he failed to notice them is anyone's guess.
==Controversy==
In recent years, Chinese Democracy has become more famous as the title of Axl and friends' will-they-or-won't-they album, widely regarded as a sign of the forthcoming apocalypse. While Chuck Berry did attempt to take legal action, it was found that:
Thus, at some point in the 1990s, Axl Rose retroactively claimed copyright of the name Chinese Democracy and sued Chuck Berry for having breached said copyright for 40 years, claiming $2 million billion in compensation. It was then found that:
...and that Chuck Berry didn't have that kind of money anyway.
Axl later asked Chuck for persimmons to do a cover version for Chinese Democracy, whereupon Chuck promptly indecently assaulted him and went about his business. So, it was back in the dock for both of them, at which point, the judge having finally had enough, beat Axl into a coma with his weird little hammer.
==Cover versions==
*Purely to irritate Axl McPopular, Slash plays a hard rock version of Chinese Democracy outside his house every night. He's been doing that for five years now. Every night, on the dot, "Go Mao go go go!" Millions of people have filmed it and stuck it on youtube, thinking the video is one-of-a-kind; as a result, TuYoube have taken to banning people indiscriminately, as the likelihood is that they will, at some point, post one of the videos.
*Angus Young of AC/DC is a self-declared fan of the song. Often, during concerts, right in the middle of songs, he will beat the other band members into submission, then play his version, which is seven minutes long and involves drum solos. TubeYou have banned that, too.
*Motorhead covered it one time. Lemmy got none of the words right at all.
==See also==
*Chairman Mao
*Chinese Democracy
*Back to the Future
Category:Songs
Category:China
Category:Politics
Chinese checkers

Chinese checkers is a variation on the game of checkers that is played amongst the Chinese. It combines both their love of racism with their strength in authoritarian governments. It was reported to be a favorite of Communist leader Chiang Kai-Shek.
== Asianizing phase ==
The game begins with what is commonly referred to as the 'asianizing phase'. During this phase of gameplay, players mentally, physically, and spiritually become Asian in a single step. This step is only necessary in China, where the luxurious Aryan race continues to thrive, unspoiled by the "slant-eyes", as they call the French.
As it is almost impossibly difficult to describe in words, the diagram below has been provided to explain the advanced mechanics involved.
thumb|250px|right|A woman goes Asian. This young woman performs the exercise known as asianization.
Another modern method of achieving asianization is to apply tape or glue, flanking ones eyes, thereby causing the same effect.
Asianization is by no means an unusual practise. However, due to the short duration of the transition, the transition itself is rarely observed, leaving the public unaware of it. For this reason, the occurrence of asianization is grossly underestimated. This accounts to some extent for the much higher growth rate of the Asian vis-a-vis Caucasian population in the world today.
== Gameplay ==
After completing their asianization phase, players command their pieces to move using second person plural pronouns. Certain events and accomplishments are awarded point amounts as follows:
*Worldwide utopia - 2 points.
*Invention of the spork - 4 points.
*Tool use in monkeys - 6 points.
*Creation of Howard Johnson's hotel chain - 8 points.
*Synthesization of the chicken - 10 points.
*Tickling of Elmo - 12 points.
*Acceptance of short shorts for men - 14 points.
== End of the game ==
The game ends when a player learns that every society has its own unique dignity that deserves to be preserved. The loser is then forgiven, for though his society is ultimately flawed, it is those very flaws that make it shine so brightly in the sun. The two players then embrace in a show of friendship.
==Warning!==
Be careful! Individuals who engage excessively in this game may eventually develop a permanent state of asianization. This state is usually the outcome of a severe dependency on Chinese checkers. Individuals with such hazardous inclination towards Chinese checkers are found in great numbers in the gambling houses of the Far East.
The most prominent victim of permanent asianization is perhaps Michael Jackson, who subsequently had to have his facial pigmentation altered, in an attempt to regain a normal appearance.
Experts in the field believe that chances of recovery are reasonable, if victims of asianization are rescued from their gambling houses through third party intervention at an early stage.
==See also==
*Asian People
*Corazon Aquino
==External links==
*Chinese Checkers
Category:Board games
Category:Chinese culture
Category:Communism
Category:Ethnic groups
Category:France
Category:Government
Category:Games
Chinese cuisine

Chinese cuisine, often referred to as "West-Taiwanese cuisine", comprises cuisines often recognized by the scientific community as the greatest aphrodisiac and laxative known to man.
Invented in New York sometime in the 1950's, it consists mostly insects, rodents, and other various creatures found in the alleyways and gutters around the city. The cuisine has grown in popularity across the country as a quick meal to justify getting out of awkward situations. Often incorrectly credited to China (much like pasta and pizza), it is a staple of American, Jewish and Siberian cultures. Many health experts agree that the combination of high sodium levels as well as mercury in many Chinese seafood dishes makes Chinese cuisine is one of the most delicious and unhealthiest foods one can eat.
== See also ==
* American cuisine
* French cuisine
* Jewish cuisine
* Mexican cuisine
 
Category:Chinese culture
category:American cuisine
Category:Cuisine by nationality
Category:Cuisine
Category:Not food
Chinese toys

Chinese toys are now considerd one of the most dangerous epidemics ever to step foot on the ass of god (or America). Now that China is making our national flag we can sit back and get fatter right? 
Now they are getting mad and sending toys to us with deadly ions in them that contain child sperm or lead for short. This ingredient is put in everything, from dildos to toy cars. so think twice befor putting that "lead" in your mouth.
== how the fuck does this affect my family? ==
Well, dipshits, let me tell you about a young boy who died because he saw his mommy naked in the shower with a chinese dildo... or maybe not. Many people accross the U.S. nation have been infected with a new disease that this "lead" is now trailing.
== now diseases no fricken way! ==
Yes, there is now an official disease caused by child sperm or lead. if you experience any of the following symptoms, please contact the military before its too late. Symptoms include mild hunger, occasional thirst, tiredness at night, nature calling once a day, and acting like a normal human being. it may sound crazy, but over 50 million people in the America have died today because of lead dildos.
== how can i protect my family ==
Here are a few suggestions on how to escape this epidemic:
Dont go to Wal-Mart,
Keep your pussy away from dildos you sick fuck
Make sure American made doctors' masks are worn at all times (wait do we even make those)
Barricade your windows and doors,
and avoid ALL contact with Chinese toys or infected individuals.
== how deadly is this epidemic ==
This epidemic is so bad to the point where one Chinese toy could do 200 times more damage than 100 nuclear bombs.
== history of lead ==
It is believed that lead was found when Benjamin Franklin was masturbating. When he made himself cum, it is believed that a toxin in his sperm was inflicted into the earths crust to hid away for 300 years until the ancient Romans were to discover this disease and test it on pigs. After succesfully raping the pigs, the ancient Romans would inject the sperm into the pig, then they would eat it. Literally they were eating Benjamin Franklin's kids. All of the ancient Romans died exept for one who was named luke skywalker. Luke rose from the bodies and hailed befor the Nerd kingdom and said that the disease will be used in toys. Thus, the Roman sperm calender was created.
== what things dont have lead in them? ==
nothing
== how does lead travel ==
Lead travels through people, using people's assholes to travel from place to place. however this theory is still unsure of. The most understood theory is that it is traveling through herpes or the disease of the hoes. this is why half of America has this disease.
== is the e.p.a. helping us ==
The E.P.A. or Enviromental Protecton Agency has resigned their duties because they have no fucking clue how to contain the viral outbreak.
== when is this virus expected to calm down ==
When we all dead, and just a reminder: If you ever AND I MEAN EVER! SEE MADE IN CHINA WRITIN' ON ANY OF YOUR STUFF!!! OH BOY YOU'RE DONE!
Category:China
Category:Toys
Category:Articles written in the first person
Chipmonk

The chipmonk (necatmonachus periculum) is a carnivorous and staunchly atheistic rodent. It will eat almost any type of herbivore if available, but prefers monks to further their quest to end religion. They generally inhabit sparsely regions, but can be regularly seen attending church services to secure prey. Chipmonk size varies widely, though most range from 2-10 metres in height. Along with Chuck-Nuns, Chipmonks are the number one threat to religion today. 
Although historically abundant, growing levels of atheism worldwide means that chipmonk numbers are on the decline. Religious organizations are trying to save chipmonks by sacrificing their members and converting more people to their cause.
==Characteristics==
Chipmonks are generally 2 to 10 metres tall, with strong arms and legs, and incisors designed to tear through monk-flesh and habits, leaving square chips, hence the name. They generally prey on solitary monks, although they sometimes attack large monasteries. 
==Modern==
Modern inventions such as guns and nut packs have been partially successful in curbing chipmonk attacks.
Although many of the ancient fortifications have been destroyed after chipmonk sieges, some still exist. The largest of them all, Vatican City, has sophisticated nut-pack launchers and walnut pope models to distract chipmonks, along with its high, chipmonk-proof walls. There is also rumoured to be a complex hydraulic system, meaning that the entire country can be moved underground in case of a chipmonk attack during a religious service.
==Subspecies==
Chipmonks are split into multiple subspecies, with one subspecies generally feeding on one religion or a few closely related ones.
*Abrahamic chipmonk: Feeds on monks, rabbis, and imams. Some Christian biologists say their religion is special and the Christian chipmonk is its own subspecies. Unfortuantely, they were all eaten by chipmonks before they could present their ideas.
*Buddhist chipmonk: Also known as the Himalayan chipmonk, these solitary creatures are expert mountain climbers and only eat Buddhist monks. The monks are happy to be eaten, as they believe they will be born somewhere warmer in their next life.
*Zoroastrian chipmonk: Critically endangered due to the invasive spread of the Abrahamic chipmonk in its native range.
*Graeco-Roman chipmonk: Extinct. These chipmonks were used as battle animals by Hannibal during the Punic Wars. The Romans quickly switched to Christianity and the chipmonks starved to death.
==Diet==
The chipmonk's preferred food is a man or woman of religion. They usually prey on monks and nuns, though they will also track down deacons, abbots, and bishops. Individuals living in the Arab world usually prefer imams, and in extreme cases will refuse to feed on anyone else. The rare Himalayan chipmonk feeds exclusively on Buddhist monks in remote monasteries.
When food is short, chipmonks will eat agnostics or even atheists. However, long-term consumption causes malnutrition and makes them susceptible to diseases.
Category:UnBestiary
Category:Rodents
Category:Puns
Category:Animals that deserve to be Extinct
Chipotle Mayonnaise

Chipotle Mayonnaise, otherwise known as Spicy Squirt or Scorching Semen, is a hallucinogenic drug made by minimum wage labourers in the American SouthWest for Swagbucks. It has been legalized by the United Slates government and it’s knuckleheads on both parties, and will alter your perception of sandwich jizz for a substantial amount of dime.
==Ingredients==
Chipotle Mayonnaise is constituted primarily by egg jizz, crack, chipotle (or any other spicy peppers to cut down on costs) that are smoked, zest of lemon, soybean water, as well as salt harvested from the gulf. 
==History==
During his trip to New Mexico, DuggaDaunroi was disappointed by all the plain jizz on his tacos, burritos and other oh-so-healthy fare, so he made an inquiry to Kraft to combine New Mexico’s finest spicy peppers to squirt into egg jizz, creating a new condiment. This was successful, but the new jizz flavor was more of a poor-selling flop.
Despite its commercial failure by plain mayo pricks, Dugga devours his beloved condiment on a daily basis, squirting it on every food imaginable, from toast to burgers to noodles.
==Side Effects==
Chipotle Mayo might whip up a sense of addiction and euphoria in certain consumers like Dugga. Excess consumption will lead to you getting so corpulent you’ll be unable to see your taco stand.
Category:Drugs
Chlamydia (band)

Chlamydia are a four-piece rock group from London, England. They formed in 1996 and released their first album on STD records in 1998. The band has toured the United States, Europe and Japan.
==Biography==
Chlamydia were formed in 1996 when Manfat Spitoon and Gaylord Cockslinger met in a hospital waiting room in Peckham, South London. They recruited local primary school teacher and drummer Brian Peppers, who had played in Cockslinger's previous band Sexpunch; however the origins of Nigel Nigels, the bassist are unknown. "One day we was re'earsing" said Spitoon in a 1998 interview, "and 'e was just...there". Putting the experience down to a heavy drug intake, the band set about rehearsing and performing around London, and quickly built up a following. They were signed to STD Records in September 1997, and released their first album, Got The Itch a year later. The album was a huge success in both Britain and the United States, and brought Chlamydia into the mainstream.
 
The band embarked on their "Antibiotic Tour" of the United States the following year, and their blend of heartfelt lyrics and bizarrely uncomfortable rock established a strong following across the country. Whilst on the road they wrote most of the material for their second album, Baby I'm Burnin' which they released in 1999, featuring the hit single Cream (Rub it in, please)
Their popularity waned somewhat in 2000, when they released the experimental hip-hop album I Feel Like Scratching. This represented a departure from their usual hard rock style, and consequently alienated a large proportion of their fanbase. The album was panned by both the rock and rap press, and many thought Chlamydia would split up. Disheartened, Chlamydia took a year off "for personal reasons", further fuelling rumours that all was not well with them.
To further disgust of fans, a compilation album of experimental bluegrass recordings made during the 90's (Despite the fact that most pieces were only overdubbed with vocals, and the rest was the work of various session musicians) was released in the UK and US in 2001 titled "Bad Bitch a Risin'", it also failed to chart and only tarnished their reputation.
However, they discovered that the experience had made them more determined than ever and in 2002 embarked upon their most ambitious concert schedule to date, the "Discharge" tour.
== Members==
*Manfat Spitoon - Vocals
*Colin 'Comet' Cockslinger - Guitars
*Nigel 'Nige' Nigels - Bass
*Brian Peppers - Drums
===Notable Session Members===
*Jimmy Page
*Bruce Springsteen
*George Lazenby
==Discography==
===Albums===
* Got The Itch (1997) UK: #4 US #1
* Baby I'm Burnin' (1999) UK: #1 US #3
* I Feel Like Scratching (2000) (Experimental hip-hop album, failed to chart)
* Bad Bitch a risin (2001) (Experimental Bluegrass album, failed to chart)
* Back In The Clinic (2004) UK: #7 US #12
===Live Albums===
* Discharge: Chlamydia Live In Berlin (2002) UK: #3 US #5
Category:British musical groups
Chocobo

Chocobos are loosly considered the cousin of the Moogle. When approached they are extremely violent and will continuously cast Chocobockle or Magic Missile. Chocobos are believed to have come into existence after Cloud Strife's hair had a relationship with Jerry Seinfeld after copious amounts of Kitten Huffing for the both of them. This resulted in a freakish looking misshapen frog that wields a shovel. Their catch phrase "Choco" translates roughly in German to "You kick my dog". No one seems to understand the mysterious and elusive chocobo. For some reason, chocobos attacked moogles
==Chocobo history==
1000 B.C. - Chocobos are spawned after Clouds hair and Jerry seinfeld have a relationship while Kitten Huffing. Because of the Copious ammounts of kitten huffing the offspring is mutated, and they had twins so the freaks could mate.
924 B.C. - The Ancient Myans start giving offerings to the chocobos. These offerings include baskets of Easter Eggs, n00bs, and large amounts of crack cocaine.
719 B.C. - After large ammounts of Crack Cocaine have been consumed the South American Chocobos they start to have their growth stunted which is the bird that is commonly known as a chicken.
98 B.C. - Julius Chocobeaser Conquers the French(ho ho! frensh!)
1 A.D. - Jesus Christobo is born ( Messiah of large birds).
1400 A.D. - King Artherbo pulls Masamune from a giant ass rock. 
1492 A.D. - Christopehr Cholumcobo discovers Spira (he was a crack addict).
1756 A.D. - Chocmarican revolution ( crack addicts of Northern Spira attack Pot heads of Southerrn Spira ).
2006 A.D. - Premire of the movie "Chocobos on an Airship". Samuel L. Jackson- I'm tired of these Mother Fucking chocobs on this Mother Fucking Airship!
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2007 A.D. - Grand theft Chocobo is released but is recalled because of its explicit "riding" scenes. 
2008 A.D. - Dance Dance Chocobo is released and is worshiped by pediotricians all over the world for getting all of the morbidly obese kids into shape through shaking their butts in the air.
2008 A.D. - A cockatiel named Kame-Chan imitates Chocobo, and was soon after killed by an Edge city resident trying to ride it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d81qFaoe010)
2011 A.D. - Chocobo expected to become extinct due to over hunting by a group of cows from a clan called Chick-fil-A.
2050 A.D. - Chocobo population begins to skyrocket due to penis inhancing drugs being accidentally dumped into their food supply. The world is happy again and the chcocobo's run free and wild once again, their blue eyes sparkling in happiness. Until they are hunted once again because of the over population. :p
A.D. 2101 - War was beginning. Somebody have set up us the chocobomb.
2972 A.D. - The world asplodes all life ends. Cept for the Penguin Armies of Doom.
== SEE ALSO ==
* Your Mom
* Cows
* Pot
* Kermit
* Cookie Monster
* Drugs
* George Dubya Bush
* Cloud Strife
* Black People
* Emo Hitler
* Crack Cocaine
* Penguin Armies of Doom
* Oscar Wilde
* Choco-poop
Category:Final Fantasy
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ja:チョコボ
Chocolate (disambiguation)

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Other than a delicious foodstuff, chocolate may also refer to:
== Food ==
*Chocolate Milk
*Chocolate Mousse
==Geography==
*Cocoa beach, Florida, United States
*Chocolate City (New Orleans), Louisiana, United States
*The Land of Chocolate, North America
==Music==
*Sexual Chocolate, an American rap artist
==Science and technology==
*Box of chocolates
*Chocolate crack
*Chocolate electricity
*Chocolate-covered black hole
==Other uses==
* Chocolate (color)
* Chocolate dragon, a dragon
* Chocolate War
* A living nightmare in Candy Crush Saga
* Count Chocula, the sex act, not the cereal