Arthur's Cousin Catastrophe/Transcript

Arthur Read: I hope this never happens to you.
Dad: Hurry! They'll be here soon!
D.W. Read: Mom, you missed a spot.
Arthur: No, it's not cleaning day.
D.W.: You missed a spot, Mom.
Arthur: Agh!
D.W.: Higher, higher, higher, a little lower, lower, lower.
Arthur: No, it's not a holiday.
Mom: Lawn mowed?
Arthur: Check!
Dad: Party fun list?
Arthur: Check! It's not a formal dinner.
Mom: Beds made? Teeth brushed? Dog fed?
Arthur: Check, check, check.
D.W.: There, Daddy! That's perfect!
Arthur: It's all these things and more!
Mom: I guess we're as ready as we'll ever be.
Arthur: Welcome to the Read Family Reunion!
(Title Card)
ARTHUR'S COUSIN CATASTROPHE
Written by: Terence Taylor --- Storyboard by: Jean Charles Fink
(Bird snging, thunder crashing)
Binky Barnes: (V.O.) Arthur's Cousin Catastrophe!
(Back to the story)
 there early
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 can you get that Arthur don't forget the
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 list hi welcome to the reach gotcha
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 hey there Artie how do you like my new
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 camera this supernova solar flash is a
 13:42
 real dandy well don't just stand there
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 mr. piano man invite us in oh right
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 welcome to the Reed family reunion come
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 on in dad plan party games so get ready
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 for fun fun fun Sun fun is my middle
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 name
 14:00
 and I don't need a list to have it money
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 don't lag darlin we brought your cousin
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 Moe with us Arthur cuz
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 no she has a nice surprise for you
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 you remember cousin mo don't you
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 remember your cousin don't now play nice
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 with little cousin Arthur mo sure we're
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 gonna have lots of fun aren't we cousin
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 Arthur just a simple throw now I'll show
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 you when I made up myself it's called
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 the head knock em dead hey everybody
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 look at Arthur there's no funny oh how
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 cute honey look at Arthur he's so funny
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 my Arthur certainly growing into an
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 excitable boy okay the sauce is ready
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 the buns are ready the coals are ready
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 everyone's here all we need are the
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 burgers and hot dogs burgers and hot
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 dogs I didn't get burgers and hot dogs
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 that's because I got the burgers and hot
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 dogs dear huh that's right ahh
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 target sighted I just have to get across
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 the backyard and through the party to
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 the house then I can hide in my room
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 until she's gone how what are you doing
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 hiding here in this tree don't run I
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 hear mow as a big surprise plan for you
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 this year we'll see about that yeah
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 maybe she wants to give you a ride in
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 the washing machine then hang you on the
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 clothesline to dry or maybe yeah Arthur
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 help me down Arthur hey Ricky look at my
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 boy go quite an athlete huh Betty beats
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 Artie in the sack race oh my gosh the
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 sack race I forgot to get sacks broom
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 closet behind the mob Arthur look what I
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 brought my comic collection this is
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 Spider guy number one I have to try
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 three copies of mr. stupendous but it
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 was worth it I don't think mrs. to
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 Venice can ever be spotted I that's for
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 sure
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 Oh anyway this is the latest issue of
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 mega metal hello dear I thought I just
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 give you a little hand I know how hard
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 cooking for a crowd can be really
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 Loretta I'm doing fine nonsense I just
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 popped into the kitchen and guess what I
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 found
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 this flip o matic I sent you doesn't
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 seem to have been used much maybe you
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 don't know how just set the spring like
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 this slip it under the burgers and then
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 presto I may have that set a little too
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 high what a perfect day the sun is
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 shining the air is clear the burgers ooh
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 okay time for fun fun fun with the sack
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 race on your mark get set
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 hold on just let me get focused
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 Oh Arthur want to join the sack race
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 it's fun fun fun sorry dad burlap makes
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 me itch Oh ready get set go
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 wow-whee that Arty's fast for a little
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 fella I guess we could turn it down one
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 more notch
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 my latest project is an original mystery
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 it's about a man haunted by his past on
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 the run from a dreaded enemy who's
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 hounded everywhere he goes
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 it seems like there's no escape oh you
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 mean like the fugitive Oh name is Arab
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 or just like the 39 stepmother
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 well yes but completely different
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 you're doing it
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 you're gonna win
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 a hard-boiled next time bridge over the
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 River Kwai The Bridges of Madison County
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 a bridge too far
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 London Bridge is falling down Oh
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 we give up its been half an hour
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 already honestly on the bridges of
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 medieval Paris a record of early 14th
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 century life by Virginia Wylie Eggbert
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 we said pick a popular book well all my
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 friends have read it everybody ready for
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 musical shoes oh honey I think
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 everyone's ready to rest now nonsense
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 I'm gonna make sure this is a reunion to
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 remember now where's Arthur he's missing
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 all the fun fun huh I'm sure it's just a
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 sonic
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 it's probably just a light shower of
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 course dear whatever you say
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 ah Arthur it's only me GW can you just
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 tap me on the shoulder like anyone else
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 I slipped hey maybe the road will wash
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 out in mo we'll have to stay with us all
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 week wouldn't that be fun
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 Arthur are you feeling okay
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 what's that
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 No No
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 oh you mean like this what did you learn
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 to buy when I saw you played the other
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 meeting yes it made me want to learn too
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 I've been looking for you all day so I
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 could show you I thought you wanted to
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 decorate me like a Christmas tree or
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 launch me in the space you you're my
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 favorite relative the only reason I come
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 to these dumb reunions is to play with
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 you I'm glad it's a piano this time hey
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 everybody
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 forget my min somatic demonstration this
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 is where the real party is
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 I don't want to miss a minute rain or no
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 rain this has been the biggest that best
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 reunion ever
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 you t
After all the cousins had gone home Arthur listened to when you wish upon a star from Pinocchio.
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