Star vs the forces of exe

Most of you probably do know that I LOVE Star vs. the Forces of Evil. Well, I do not after what I watched. Anyway, let me tell you the story of how I got trapped. Hell, hi myself. I got killed to death and got dragged in. So let me start now, you noob. It was a dark and stormy date, then when the sun went down, after it was shot by a nuclear bomb, the sun died and blood went everywhere, and it went dark after 69420 seconds, I was taking a walk in the dark when this 69-year-old man said to me, "Hey kid, I give you this if you do the chicken dance." I did the chicken dance, and he said, "Thank you, and POOF." only thing left was a box, and it said, "SVTFOE." I had to watch it when I put it on the TV. It said it was 69 minutes and 420 seconds long. I started watching when the intro started, which something scared me. It was Marco, but his hoodie was black and the stars' dress was not blue, it was gray, and the intro song was in G major, and I was scared. What the fuck was going on? Then an image of Marco saying "DEATH IS FUN" while laughing. What I did not realize was that the 3 cosuins and 2 baby sisters and 2 brothers were watching to make sure they would not survive after where Marco said "Death G Sifun" and "SPLAT!". They hanged, shot, descended, stabilized, bunred, froze, and hurt themselves to the point of death." AND BLOOD WAS COVRED ALL OVER THEM AND DIT KLOOKED RELASITC killed themselves." I thought it was just a glitch. Marco then grabbed a Colt M1911 and shot guys and women to death. Then Marco started acting weird because he made them devil signs. I looked at the cover. It was weak. You have to get rid of it or he will come for you. First, he will make your family members feel uncomfortable and then find a way to commit themeelsvbes to death. Please DESOTRY IT. Then the bf played a game with his gf and marco, and the bf beat him in the first sinetad, became enraged, and killed the bf. While the bf's blood poured everywhere and ate his organs and brain, the gf committed suicide in a sanddes sudice. then found out this was no prank. This was hell. Then, with his stvfoe theme playing backwards, it sounded like hell itself with blood on him.At that moment, I thought I was being forced to watch this by HELL HIMSSELF, and the TV began to bleed BLOODY BLOOD.When this cvream emerged, it was a kinaaped Ludo's wife. Marco laughed evilly as Ludo emerged, he was killed by a car, his guts and brain matter flying everywhere, and he said, "Yeah, he's dead." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Marco starts acting more weird. I was shocked why Marco's fucking ass sww4ear is so fucking wrong to swerar who fucking swerars. He killed the fatass bully in school. It was the most gross way of pure evil. He stabbed the bully and shot and hyper real blood came out. He screamed, "Ahh, help me please." I think I am GONNA DIE!!!! Then the bully died after Marco killed him. Marco then ripped out his organs while the blood pureed, and Marco laughed while the bood was puring. Marco drank the blood and ate the ograns. I wonder why Marco was so shocked? They were 69420 in capacity, and Marco used a nuclear bomb, leading to all sorts of dings and pings./I wonder why Marco was so shocked? I wasgfound that. I just forgot about when I went on Star. It looked like a FUCKING DEMON VERISON OFF HER BUT WITH GODDAMN FUCKING ULRTRA OMEGA SUPER SATR BITCHING REALSTICC ASS BLEEDING BLOOD. When she was going to answer that math question, she failed spectacularly. While the speaker said, "You are going to die in 69 minutes and 420 seconds." I was shocked. I did not want to die. Then they all went to the music set and found that Marco was there. There was a demon standing there, too. Tom started singing. Everyone started booing. They went booooooo with bloodshot eyes and they began to twist in digusitn ways. Tom was failing epicy while the crowd boooed at him. They all started booing and saying, "BOO YOU STINK." Tom went to his house and started crying. He found a gun and shot his brains out. Then he shot himself to death while blood and brain matter went flying. Then a hypereailsit nuclear expilison happened with real life blood and organs and body parts flying purely and realistically around me, which kind of shocked me a bit. So it was Marcos' turn to go on stage, and he said in a blood-gushing screan, "69420," and the crowd cheered and chanted. When Marco pulled the trigger, the gun that had blood on it, the cheering stopped. Blood flew everywhere, and it looked like Marco and Star had ripped out the brains and hearts of everyone in sight, and they said, "I think we might have killed too many today."the hope came true. They shook him and kmudred him. Stay focused, going into action. Then this fucking crazy thing happened that left me speechless. Marco, the demon star, was just making out when I came. I tried turning the TV off but the remote had no battery. I tried opening the door but it was locked. Then Lavunder Town Red and Blue played and it said, "made in Britain." Then it said, "Good Day Mate." I hope you enjoyed it. I had no idea Daron was A isasne person and SVTFOE was rbitsh. I vomited blood enough to feed an amry. I was called by 69 family members and 420 friends to watch to get their point of view. I left for 69 minutes and 420 seconds to find them all dead with brain matter. Some of them were laughing and some were crying. It was like a cartoon with all the yees on the ground. They were all dead with brain matter. Then a text in Russian with Marco and Demon Star with NO EYES, red steam over them in Russian досторимеателности, ада вовраат свои рителе оратно в. I vomited, so then the TV melted while it turned into red blood that looked like real blood. Oh... oh my god, I called 911 and they started to mboide me when I found the vsh tape. I thought about selling it back to the owner. I said, "I PAY YOU BACK O TO GE TIT." He refused, so I desoyred. He is still a devil after me. I was very scared about the reason my family died. Please tell me the reason in the kitchen, as I am scared for life. Oh yeah, then I was shot and woke up in his hospital. I asked why I was shot. The hospital doctor said you blacked out after being shot. Oh, remember that show you watched? Was it SVTFOE exe? I said yeseh, then went into the underroom and hanged myself with blood. Then I saw on TV the Demon Star and Amnrco saying, "WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU, NIKOLAS, WE ARE NOT FUCKING AROUDN." I was told to go home after the hospital discharged me. I found out later that everyone in the hospital was brutally killed and there was blood everywhere. I then decided to watch Survivor on my final days. Hello, Nikolas... I opened my eyes and saw that I had died. I was filled with hyperreaislitb blood and becmae ghost. I called Disney and asked them about the tape. They said an intern with poor mental health had made it. He had a history of poor mental health and they fired him. They sent me Steven Unviesere epsidies and owl house, among others, and cake that said, "We are sorry." I ate the cake anyway. My life has been ruined. I always wake up in nigyh terror, dreaming that Marco and a demon star killed me. It has gotten so bad that I am going to end my life! Then I got stabbed in the heart causing for me to die in blood pool. The end is definitely the end.
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