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Phineas.exe

One day while I was playing Phineas and Ferb: Across The Second Dimension, a package in the mail arrived. It was from my friend Austin, it was a disk that read "Phineas.exe" in hand writing very unlike his handwriting. It also came with a note that read: "Adam, Please destroy the disk, if you play it, you will possibly die. -Austin"
I really wanted to know what it looked like, so I put it into my computer, and started playing the game. When it started it was Phineas on top of the show's logo with the Sonic 1 theme playing. "Why the hell would Sonic music be in a Phineas and Ferb game?" I thought. But then the horror started, the title screen changed to Phineas with black eyes and red pupils looking RIGHT AT ME! And he had blood dripping just like Sonic.exe, although I never played the downloadable versions and I never will. You could only play as three characters, Ferb, Isabella, and Dr. Doofinsmirtz. "Why the hell would Phineas want to kill his own brother and his own girlfriend?!" I said. I went to play as Ferb, and it was just an endless version of his backyard. After a while Phineas appeared with his eyes closed, and Ferb walked slowly toward Phineas, I was telling Ferb not to do it, but as a cutscene, he did. And them Ferb was respawned in a level where it was his neighborhood, only every thing was on fire except for the road. And when Phineas appeared in front of Ferb, he killed him. It went back to the main menu and as I expected, Ferb died. So I went to play as Isabella. It put me into a level called 'Fireside Girls' Death', and It was Isabella running in an endless Fireside Girls' Lodge, and after a while there where bloodstains on the walls, and Fireside Girls where found dead. Isabella looked scared once she saw Gretchen dead. I cried a bit because of that. But after a while I got over it. Then Phineas appeared and Isabella tried to kick Phineas but failed. And then Phineas strikes again and kills Isabella. And back to the menu one last time and The last one left was Dr. Doof. I went to the level and it was Doof's Building and Doof was running down the room and some stairs. And then Phineas appeared in front of Doof and killed him. I was like "WTF PHINEAS!!" right then. And then it was a realistic Phineas with all the detail like the title screen with quotes saying "I AM GOD". And I thought only Sonic.exe said that. And then it said "Ready for round 2, Adam?" I was like "HOW THE HELL DOES HE KNOW MY NAME!!" and it was a game over screen and it had Ferb, Isabella, and Doof all dead with Phineas laughing. And my computer shut off. and behind me it was a Phineas plush with blood in it and it said "Ready to DIE!" And I never played a Phineas and Ferb game ever again after what happened.
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Phineas and Ferb: Rollercosster

One day during quarantine I decided to binge all of Phineas and Ferb on Disney+. I was bored and just wanted to let by brain rot in front of the television.
I started up rollercoaster, ready to sit back and relax. The theme song was normal, but when the actual episode started, I noticed "Rollercoaster" was misspelled as "Rollercosster". I thought it was just something I hadn't noticed before. I thought it was a little funny, and kept watching.
Things went on as normal. Phineas and Ferb talking about what to do, mom leaving, and so on. That was until Perry went into the OWCA base. Instead of Monogram giving Perry his mission, Perry and Monogram just stare at each other for a good 45 seconds. The screen cut to black. It stayed black for around 10 seconds, then cuts back to the regular episode. Phineas and Ferb building the rollercoaster and Candace trying to bust them. It goes on like normal for this for a while, but then things got really weird. This was around the part where the factory worker is asking "Aren't you a little young to be a roller coaster engineer?" Before Phineas could say yes, he just disappeared from the shot.
The factory worker stood there idle. After around one minute of this standing, it cut to a black screen. This black screen had nothing on it but big text that said "PHINEAS FLYNN - MISSING". The text was in the arial font. It was white and soulless. There was no music or dialogue. It was silent. It went on like this for 4 whole minutes, then it cut to the next episode.
That episode was scary, but after I got over my fear, I had to wonder. What happened? Hijackers? Horrible Glitches? I suppose I will never know.
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Phineas and Ferb - Forgotten Episode: The Suffering

Phineas and Ferb is an original cartoon on Disney Channel, created by Dan Povenmire (you know, that guy who used to work on Family Guy) and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. What isn't known about the series is that both creators widely hate Disney monopolizing it, and the show's original concept goes beyond just a normal children's cartoon. Once, an episode about Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz real intentions was produced secretly by a good part of the staff who ran the risk of being fired without thinking twice. Even some of the original voice actors were involved.
The episode was eventually leaked by an anonymous user who uploaded it on a little trendy cartoon forum in 2012.
The episode was called "The Suffering" and, according to the summary, this was an messed up version where Doofenshmirtz plans on detonating a bio-weapon to kill all the inhabitants of Tri-State Area and bordering states.
The episode began on the white house as the president was counting the annual GDP per income money earned. It appeared he was living a lavish lifestyle. A call came from Homeland Security (for unknown reason the number's name was all in Zalgo font)
They said Doofenshmirtz was threatening to detonate a bio-weapon able to reach D.C in just 4 days. They then gave him a map of the toxic gas cloud radius. Under the 4 day radius, half of Canada and parts of Mexico might be contaminated with this toxic gas cloud. Most shockingly, half of the East Coast would be under the 4 day radius, and with it, the entire D.C area. Now this might sound more like a follow up to the 2002 movie "The Sum of All Fears"
It then cut to the Doofenshmirtz Lair. Instead of the usual "Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc." it was a monotonous choir followed by marching sounds. As Dr. Doofenshmirtz ordered his men to pack up and enter Britain illegally via a massive tunnel.
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Phineas and Ferb Asylum Theory

Do you know the children's show "Phineas and Ferb"? Well, it's not actually as peaceful as you think it is. You see, the story revolves around three main characters "Phineas","Ferb" and "Candace". Phineas and Ferb actually died a long time ago when they got into a bike accident. But Candace's mind couldn't comprehend that, so in her mind they were still alive, and after many years of telling her parents that they were building stuff that was impossible to build.
(Phineas and Ferb used to build stuff in their garage with their dad such as bird houses) Her parents sent her to the mental hospital to have her checked on, and they said she should take some medicine and stay inside for a while. She accidentally overdosed on the medicine, making her crazier and causing her to see new illusions.
This is why Perry (Phineas and Ferb's pet dog, but in Candace's mind a secret agent platypus) exists and why the talking zebra is in some episodes. Eventually Candace's parents couldnt put up with her so they sent her to the mental hospital, where she spent the rest of her life in a padded cell thinking about Phineas and Ferb, and this is why summer never ends in the show.
Also Phinea's and Ferb's grandparents (which are shown in almost every episode that has the zebra in it) are not actually her grandparents, they are the mental hospital doctors, who check on her in her cell.
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Phineas and Ferb Is Absolute Genius

Phineas and Ferb is absolute genius. You need an outstandingly high IQ to understand it.
You see, the baking soda volcano is a metaphor that represents society's desensitization to mediocrity today. In relation to the time span of human civilization, the greatness of yesterday is only the unrecognized of tomorrow, of course. One can put forward their best efforts yet never indulge in the virtues of recognition. Some go their entire lives to be relevant, but fall short of so-called expectations and never create a worthwhile legacy. But who decides the expectations? What must one accomplish to be "great"?
Doofenshmirtz is a notable example of unappreciated greatness. Of course, this starts at the science fair in the referenced episode. The young inventor builds an invention so complex and well-built, but somehow falls short of expectations from those he wishes to impress. But why? Because society must be spoon fed. So much so that a formulaic, cliched baking soda volcano reigns supreme over the scientist's creation.
See what I mean? We have become so lazy and adamant. Gone are the days of working for your success, of fortune favoring the bold. Modern society continues to hand out participation awards now, mediocrity is celebrated every day at your local elementary school. Because why? Everything must be spoon fed. The bold are turned down for those who play it safe. No wonder heartless superhero and robot blockbusters and remakes are succeeding today. No wonder many modern content creators like Morgz succeed today. Because we are playing it too safe. We are expected to be the same, spat into the same educational system and never fully pushed to accomplish our true human potential. Why can't more of us seek the original and inventive, and award them for their efforts?
Doofenshmirtz is defeated throughout the series. Again and again. You'd think they'd lock him up for a bit, look more into his inventions that glow hidden brilliance and perhaps push him in the right direction. But no. Because the majority of people today will always take the easy route, to celebrate what they understand and stay indifferent to the bold. Society will always pick a baking soda volcano over an inator.
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Phineas and Ferb Theory

Danville is Heaven. This is not even a metaphor, it is literally Heaven. Like this.
Phineas and Ferb are God and Jesus respectively. This would explain how they would build so many things in one day compared to thousands of people taking years to build the same thing.
Isabella and The Fireside Girls are angels. This would explain why they listen to Phineas and Ferb, God and Jesus' every whim.
Agent Monogram is the Holy Spirit, the third of the Holy Trinity. Perry, and the rest of the secret agents are guardian angels. They are ready to protect every other person in heaven for any sign of the devil, which leads me to two other things.
First of which, are all the children and the adults. They are recent spirits who died and achived Heaven. Their reward for living a good life is being part of God and Jesus' plan each and every day.
Second, Doofensmirtz is the Devil. Some people theorize that the Devil isn't evil, it's just his job to take care of hell and watch all the evil spirits. The creators of the show probably believe this and made Doof semi-evil. That's why he gives Perry some hints and chances to stop him.
So, in conclusion, this is my theory, I believe that Danville is Heaven.
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Phineas and Freb Scary Cursed Halloween Epsode

WARNING!!! THiS story is super scary!!! do not Read unles you ARE over the aGe oF 9!! Otherwise IT will give you night mares it is so sacry!!! I am 12 years Old and Even this Story is SO Scary it Made me Poo! my pants!!!!!
ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS ON SUMMER VACATION. I loved to stay up all ngiht playing Minecrat and watch cartoons! I was sitting in front of the TV with the DDisney channel on and then phineas and ferb cae on the TV. One of my favorite shows however it was a NEW EPISODE for some erason. I thoughjt they stoped making the new episodes a long time ago but I was excited to watch it. Suddenly someone o n the minecraft server called me A POO POO HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT's BULLYING THATS SO MEAN so I REPROT THEM AND LEAVE THE GAME, little ddi i realise that was the least of my worriyes!!
THE NEW phineas and fErb epsode was called Scary Cursed Halloween Episode!!! It started out with Phiineas and Freb under a tree like normal but the phineas was a lvie action costume (pictured On this page) and He looked cursd and DEMONIC! Like he was a evil possessed minion of Satin!!! He si Standing there when suddenly.... He says... "FERB I KNOW WHAT WEAR GOIING TO DOING TODAY!!!" and then he says "Hay, where's Peerry?" and Perry is going down into the tube to see angent Mongram and he says "Perry the platyps doof is building a SCARY MACHINE that turned phines into a scary demon and he cant undo it go stop him ok." so perry goes to stop doofenshits.
*DOFEMSHITS EVIL INCOCKPORTATED!!!1!!! music plays*
Dof says "Ah yes hello perry the platopous!!! You seea I was building evil machine but now I can't undo it and I turned a triangle boy cursed and now he is a demon and I actually dont know how to undo it I didnt want to be eil today i just wanted to play with a louigi board and summon Satin and make everything scary but now I cant get rid of it."
It swithces back to Phineas and Ferb!! Phineas is defiling a bnch of graves and STEELING THE ORGRANS OF DEAD PEOPLE AND SELLING THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET AND ALSO GOING AROUND CONSUMING THE SOULS OF BALET AND BUFFORD AND ISBELLA AND ALL THE OTHER KID'SS IN THE TRY STATE UREA!!!!!!
"We are gong to be richer than Elon Muck and Jeff Benzos!!! Ferb!!!" Phineas SAys as he tents hIs fingers like Mr Burns!!!
Candie bursts outside "MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM PHINES AND FREB ARE SELLING ORGANS ON THE BLACK MARKET AND CONSUMING PEOPLES SOULS AND BEING EVIL!!!!!!!!!" CANDIE YELLS..
"Ok whatever I'm late for Karens Scentsy Panrty!!" The mom I GOT FOROGT OHER NAME SORRY yells. and she leaves. it shows a SCARY JUMPSCARE OF the cursed phineas coming up behndi her and stealing her soul and then she dies. The end it shows SCARY PHINEAS LIKE THE ONE IN THE PICTURE AND THEN SCARY TEXT APPEARS ON THE SCREEN TWO WORDS
"YOU R. NEXT" I SCRAEM I AM SO SCARED II TURN OFF THE TV AND RUN AWAY AND THEN IN MY BEDROOM I SEE CURSED PHINEAS AND HE CONSUMS MY SOUL AND I DE DIE THE END
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Phone Call

One gay day in November, I got a phone call.
"Hello there, Happy Fappy."
How did he know my name?
"I need you to do something for me. I want you to dance."
"No," I said. "Fuck that shit."
A gun popped out the phone's screen. It was aimed at my penis.
"You think this is a game, dipshit?! I'll blow your dick off so you'll be a virgin forever!"
I was scared, and yet, slightly turned on. Nethertheless, it went flacid soon enough, and I agreed with a sigh and some hezitation.
The gun dissapeared. "Good," the voice said, "now dance."
I did, doing the tango, conga, and all the cheesy shitty dances I knew.
He fapped to this. "Great. Now go outside, naked."
I did. I was enjoying this.
"Rub the snow on your man tits."
I did.
"Roll around in the show, and ram a snow penis."
I did, and he burst, but then reloaded.
"Now run up and down the street, to this song."
I got a message containing the song. And just as I was about to, he said:
"Plug it into a large speaker."
Sighing, I did, and ran up and down, dancing to it. Eventually the cops arrested me for public nudity, getting someone pregnant, arson with my penis, murder, and somehow causing a riot because my balls were not shaved. For it, I got a 20 year sentence.
I dropped the soap in jail, and learnt from my mistakes to NEVER DO THAT AGAIN. My inmate was a serial rapist, his name was Shrek, and he would discipline me every night. My ass was sore when I left. Shrek told me, just before I left:
"Follow your dreams."
And my dreams were to do the exact same things, over and over. I couldn't say no! So I did. And I keep getting the phone call, since I'm too retarded to change my number. It's a repeating cycle, but I cannot die, since Shrek gave me ogre piss which grants infinite life to drinkers.
HELP ME...
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Phospholipid.EXE

If you're reading this, I'm dead and Phospholipid.EXE should also be dead. EVIL PATRIXXX help you if he's not.
A few weeks ago, I was working with a team of scientists who were attempting to communicate with microscopic organisms. The phospholipid was one of these. Along the way, we established contact with one who called himself "Phospholipic.EXE". Surprised to hear that a philospholipid had human intelligence, we fired up the enlargement device and blew up the phospholipid to human size. Then he went crazy and killed all the scientists. I was the only one to escape, but a few days later, Phospholipid.EXE came to my door wearing sunglasses and carrying a bag of cash and a gun. He told me that he was an edgy ass motherfuckin phospholipid who didn't listen to anyone's rules but his own, and sometimes not even his own rules. He told me that the cops were after him for robbing a bank and asked to hide in my house.
I objected, but he held me hostage. When the cops came, they couldn't notice that I was being held against my will and after they left, Phospholipid.EXE was about to kill me when EVIL PATRIXXX broke the window, jumped in and ate Phospholipid.EXE.
"Thanks, EVIL PATRIXXX!"
"Everybody gets one." EVIL PATRIXXX disappeared and I never saw him again.
I keep seeing phospholipids in the shadows. I think that Phospholipid.EXE's friends are trying to get revenge on me, but I know that Phospholipid.EXE had to have crawled out of EVIL PATRIXXX's anus by now and he's after me. I can only hope that EVIL PATRIXXX's stomach broke him down to a point at which he's no longer a threat. Or better, dead. Wait ...
Fuck ...
NOPE! I DON'T THINK SO!
HE'S OUTSIDE THE FUCKING DOOR!
HOLY SHIT, HE BROKE IT DOWN! NOOOOOOOO-
Hi, I'm Phospholipid.EXE. I'm an edgy phospholipid who don't listen to no one's rules but my own. But sometimes it's lonely bein a giant phospholipid. Any ladies out there wanna hook up with me, call 1800-PHOSCOOLIPID now and I'll brush your hair, tell you you're beautiful and destroy your pussy. Mostly destroyin your pussy though, cause I'm not into that gay ass romance shit.
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Pickle & Peanut - Peanut's Suicide

Hi, I'm Danny Rojas, I Am 14 Years Old, At 4:30 AM, I Was Watching Disney XD And An Promo For An Special Episode For Pickle & Peanut, And I Was Very Excited, And It Started With The Normal Intro, And The Logo Is Blood Red, And An Gunshot Will Be Heard At The End Of The Intro,
And The Episode Was Peanut's Suicide.
It Started With Peanut Driving The Van, This Went On For 3 Minutes, Until Peanut Crashed Through Into A Dead End, And Peanut Was Like Injuried, And He Went Home Writting A Suicide Note Saying:
Dear Pickle, I'm Sorry I Crashed Your Van, And I Have To Die, Signings, Peanut.
And Peanut Grabbed A Gun And Shot Himself, And His Nuts Came Out Of His Inside, And There Was Realistic Blood, Not Animated Blood.
And Pickle Went To The Area Peanut Is, And He Said: BROTHER!!! NOOOOO!!!
And An Time Card Went Saying: 2 Weeks Later, And It Was An Funeral, With All The Pickle & Peanut Characters Here, And The Credits Silently Was Rolling, And It Was White Text Scrolling Very Slow In A Black Background, And I Noticed At The End Says: © Disney 2005, And Pickle & Peanut Didn't Take Place In 2005, At The End Of The Credits, It Faded Into An Static And The Static Turned Transparent, And Disturbing Images Are Showing, Such As A Creature Eating A Peanut Resembling Peanut From The Episode, And A Dead Bunny, And Pickle Getting Stabbed, And A Man Getting Disemboweled. And The Episode Ended, And I Went To The Bathroom To Vomit, And The Next Day, My TV Was Turned Off, My Room Stuff Went Missing, And I Called The Police About This, And I Saw Very Disturbing Things In My TV, Until It Rebooted And Turned Off With A Deep Voice Saying: Peanut Is Now Dead... And The TV Screen Turned Maroon. And I Noticed That, And My TV Is Beeping And Showing Colors.
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Pickles

Its 11:20 AM, you spring up from your bed in a cold sweat holding on to your covers tightly. "Jest a nightmare" you told your self as your raising hart beet begins to slow down. Your in a guest room on the 2nd floor of your grandmothers house, you wear staying their for the week because your parents took a trip to France for their 2nd honeymoon. You stare at the digital clock beside your bed trying to git to sleep and failing. You decide to git something to eat to calm your nerves, " A sandwich" you think to your self "a ham sandwich that'll be good". You slowly git out of your bed and creep your way to the door to the room. You wens and the creaking of the rusty hinge barley keeping the door in place, You keep telling your grandma to replace it but her response is always the same. "Hinges are expensive, and it still works rite? No use in fixing something that ain't broken" You evenly open the door jest enough to squeeze threw. You slowly creep down the hallway leading to the stairs. Each stair makes a soft creek as you go down the old wooden staircase, You use the railing as a guide because the lights over them are broken. You make it down the stairs and to the living room. You walk to the end of the living room and enter the doorway leading to the leading to the kitchen. You open the fridge and pull out the ham, cheese, and breed. You make the sandwich and put everything back in the fridge except the sandwich. You take a bite when you relies you forget the pickles. You go down the the basement ware your grandmother keeps her home made pickles, you loved the the most. You creep down the basement stairs. You hear a noise and got scared do to all the child disparateness in the neighborhood lately. Then you see a rat scamper up the stairs and you relies that it must of made the noise. You grab a jar from 1 of the shelfs and twist off the lid. You reach in to the vernier and feel 5 long and thin pickles, and 1 short, fat pickle. You go for the fat 1 and try to pull it out but it wont budge. You pull and twist it until theirs a raking and taring sown and it pops out. You look at it and as the thick red goo pour from it you relies whats in you hand... isn't a pickle.
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