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The Real Life Truth About Spongebob

Have you heard of the Marshal Islands? They are a group of Islands in the pacific ocean. In the Marshal Islands, there are 29 different atolls. An atoll is a ring-shaped reef, island, or chain of islands formed of coral. During world war 2, the US army detonated nuclear bombs on the Marshal Island's atolls. One of the atolls was one called "Bikini Atoll". The Bikini Atoll is where most of the nukes were tested, 29 nuclear bombs were tested in the bikini atoll. Now, it has officially been confirmed by Stephen Hillenburg and Nickelodion that the Bikini Atoll is where Spongebob takes place. And some of the scenes show them out of water, and almost every time, it has showed the bikini atoll in all those scenes.
You know what this means? It means that Spongebob and everyone in Bikini Bottom and the other fish in the show have been poisoned by radiation. This is how all of the characters are so human like, they are mutants. This explains everything. It has even showed footage of the nuclear bombings, like at the end of Dying for Pie.
That's the truth of Spongebob, the actual truth. Spongebob and all his pals are mutants created from nuclear bombs.
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The Real Lost SpongeBob Episode Has Been Found

The TV cartoon world has been rocked by the discovery of the long rumored lost Spongebob episode. Nobody knows who produced it, or how it got made.
It starts with the usual sing-a-long, but the voice is low and nasal and creepy and sounds dubbed in. When the childrens' voices are supposed to come in, it sounds like a few adults singing under duress and in pain. The lyrics go like this:
Who lives in a stone city under the waves?
Great Cthulhu!
He and his starspawn asleep in their graves!
And when they awaken they'll murder us all.
So hide in your room and await for his call!
Then there's a bunch of sounds that sound like people being stabbed with a wickedly curved sacrificial knife covered in weird carvings. Then we see a view of an alien stone city under the sea. A single menacing tower dominates the scene, and we zoom in. Cut to interior view. We see an extreme closeup of some hideous, tentacled green blob. Suddenly, a huge red eye opens in what we now realize is a partial view of a ghastly alien face! At this point, 1 out of every 4 viewers goes incurably insane.
Exterior shot. We see Squidward approaching the city holding SpongeBob's corpse by its feet. SpongeBob sticks straight out from Squidward's hand as if Squidward is holding a giant yellow key. Squidward appears to be in a trance. He walks through the city as horrible creatures peer at him from around the alien ruins. He approaches great Cthulhu's tomb and thrusts SpongeBob's corpse into a complex lock. The pattern of holes in the spongy corpse is exactly what is required to turn the tentacular tumblers. The massive stone door swings open, and a titanic green foot comes down and smashes Squidward flat. We see the feet walk off-screen and as Cthulhu's mighty roar begins to fade into the distance, the camera begins to zoom in on the smashed corpse. More and more gruesome details emerge as we get closer and closer, like someone just went nuts drawing this shit. Then we cut to a brief scene of Bikini bottom shuddering from the earthquake of Cthulhu's approaching footfalls and its citizens running in aimless terror.
The episode continues past this point, but nobody has ever made it any further than this without tearing their own heads off in gibbering insanity. One viewer who briefly survived this act of self-decapitation babbled something about quaking auroras rolling down on the citadels of man, then he too expired.
Currently the episode is safely contained by high ranking government personnel, but the creepy voice from the opening sing-a-long has somehow gotten the number and sometimes calls in gleefully explaining how he's going to upload it to YouTube "when the stars are right".
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The Real Mario

We have all heard of Mario. We know him as a heroic italian plumber, who fights Bowser to save Princess Peach, traveling across upbeat landscapes. But there is a darker side to his story, the one that actually concieved our view of him.
Mario was an Italian immigrant, his family moved to America in 1954. Like most people coming to America in those years, his family came through Ellis Island.
As Mario and his family were herded down the inspection line, it was discovered that his mother was afflicted with Trachoma. She was immediately marked to be deported. His Mother insisted that the family go on without her, and reluctantly, they did, and continued to New York.
This experience was extremely traumatic for Mario, and he began to develop an eating disorder, he starved himself to a point of near death. Only through the support of his older brother Luigi was he able to recover, although his growth was stunted. This made him easily offended by comments about his height.
The next blow came when Mario was sixteen. His father was killed in car accident, and he immediately fell into another depression. This time, Luigi, who had moved away, was not there to bring him out of his depression.
Mario was on the verge of suicide, he began searching for suitable ways to end his life. He heard about an arms dealer who would be willing to sell him a revolver.
He ventured into the ghettos and found the dealer, but was surprised when he was presented not with a firearm, but with a bag of brown and white mushrooms. He asked the man if they would kill him.
The man said that the mushrooms wouldn't kill him, but would help him feel better. Mario bought them, went home, and ate them. Immediately, he felt as if he was in another world, all of his troubles faded away.
Little orange turtles rode smiley faced clouds, red mushroom head people praised him as their king. And his mother came back to him. Princess Peach, he called her, as he retreated into the depths of his psychadelic paradise.
As Mario's grasp on reality shrank, his indulgence in mushrooms grew. He began growing them, as well as other illegal plants. Mario also began breeding turtles, for unknown reasons.
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The Real Reason Behind Fox Mulder's Nickname

Have you ever watched "The X-Files"? Well, any fan of the show would know that the Mulder's coworkers gave him the nickname "Spooky". Most people assume that this is because he liked weird stuff like zombies, ghosts, and skeletons. But there is a much darker reason behind the silly nickname. It wasn't because he liked spooky things- it was because he WAS a spooky thing! HE WAS A SKELETON!!!
When Mulder joined the FBI, he was a skeleton. Everyone was so spooked by him, that they forced him to get flesh and muscles and stuff through a super complicated surgery involving super glue and scotch tape. I won't spare you the details, as it might just be too spooky for you to handle. (you know, you might get spooked to death!)
Do you want to know how I know this? Well, I forgot. So too bad.
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The Real Reason That ROBLOX Shut Down

This story is 100% true, totally! Today, I'm about to tell you something. Something that will make shock you. Someone terrifying. Today, I'm gonna tell the real reason ROBLOX actually shut down. Years ago, ROBLOX has shut down for 3 whole days. But may be wondering, why was it shut down? Today, I speak for the truth when I say what I'm about to say. I know the reason now…!??
So, you are on ROBLOX, right? You're playing, uhh, let's say Arsenal. Then, you see a black screen with blood-red letters saying this.
'Attention: ROBLOX has shut down for 3 days due to DEMONS! Do not continue playing anymore after the three days are over. The demons will find you… 
People all over the world were shocked. That was the true error message. Nobody saw it. But everyone remembered. People have scars on their chests that spell out this sentence.
'ROBLOX did this to me.'
I remember hearing a news report. But, look. The news is normally boring. And not fun at all. But, this news report was something else. It took place in a very big studio in the states of Rhode Island. The people there seemed off. Their eyes seemed, realistic. But not human-realistic. Instead, they were. Hyper-realistic eyes.
A spokesperson for ROBLOX could not comment due to his laziness. The next thing he knew, he was attacked by the demons and they dragged him to the seventh layer of Hell. The news reporters laughed it off, thinking it was a funny prank. But we know that it wasn't. It never was. Someone was hacking. Israel had to do something about that but they couldn't and that was their biggest mistake and they ended up on the news because of it.
The demons. They took control of Israel. Turning citizen's into demons. And little girls into witches with black hats, broom sticks and black clothes and black capes, for some reason. The little girls all over the world were transformed into witches, by witches. The demons weren't actually demons. They were witches. So they fucking lied.
So, that's the reason. The witches will get you. You are next. Stay safe, everyone...
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The Real Reason Walter White Broke Bad

I'm telling you, the real reason Walter broke bad was because he received the world's shittiest handjob which made him reconsider his entire existence. Your wife yanking around your 50 year old half chub with 10% of her attention while simultaneously borderline orgasming at selling a girthy 8,5 inch vase on eBay for 56 dollars is an experience that people in the darkest BDSM dungeons would be shivering at. I swear to god Walter Jr. is probably having a wilder sex life on the other side of the wall with his sock than these two have had in the past five years.
So when he received his cancer diagnosis the prolonged silence was not due to shock but because of pure bliss and relief because he knew that in a few years he'll likely be dead and won't have to live like that.
That's why when he received the news of remission he was so goddamn angry. And I don't know why people see the Salamanca twins as villains, they were clearly just tryna help a homie out and spare him from this existence. Oh, but why did they go after Hank then, you might ask? Well, then you clearly don't remember Hank's handjob scene from season 4, they were trying to save him from that. Really they were the true heroes of this show trying to save people from fucking miserable, dick shriveling handjobs.
And then, of course, shit starts happening, Skyler fucks Ted and Walt goes off the chain prolly thinking stuff like "bet she didn't give just a shitty handjob to Ted, oh no! My god, I wouldn't even be surprised if she agreed to do anal with him! While I've been pleading for years!". That right there's a thought progression enough to start a man crashing plants in random office buildings. And the way it can mess with your sexual thinking, Lord only knows what kind of cataclysmic insanities Walt was busting nuts to while living alone.
But then Walt has a romantic dinner with Gus, realises there's at least someone who'd probably agree to have anal with him, meanwhile Ted gets paralyzed, no more anal for him, Walt calls up Skyler "I won".
Now Walt can be smug for the entirety of season 5, he's back on top of the sex chain. So Breaking Bad is really about Walt's sexual transformation from a submissive forced-into-humiliation-kink middle aged man to a borderline sex offender to an off the rails cuck to a pure alpha male who's ascended past sex and at the end of season 5 we can see him die with bliss on his face because he's redeemed himself.
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The Real Secret (Notch Theory - Remastered)

As you can tell, Markus "Notch" Persson was the creator of Minecraft, and has worked hard to make the official release, and had made Mojang, a gaming company he founded to help continue developing it for him. But what you didn't know is that he is more of an.. 'odd' person. You wanna know why? Well, I'll I tell you.
Notch DID have a dead brother. He was found dead during the time Notch went to University. He was put in a coffin, and they put his computer with him, as it was his brother's most prized possession..
His ghost had later haunted the computer and made a character in Notch's game Minecraft, who looked so simple that it still scares people today. He uses a Steve skin (Except it has a smile instead of an emotionless expression, and also full white eyes and no pupils. He is mostly known as Herobrine, aka HIM). It is unknown what his real name is. Notch found out he was alive, and he promised to never give out Herobrine's real name in real life.
He made jokes of adding in Herobrine, removing Herobrine, and he always made excuses for not having a Dead brother.
He also chose a pixel like texture for Minecraft due to his brother's love of the Nostalgia 8-bit graphics. He got the idea of the skeleton because of an overrated Trollpasta cliche.
He also was a spy. He stole as many minerals as he could and actually put them into the Minecraft using technology so powerful that not even your computer can handle it. He didn't make the pixel art, he actually 
took them in without permission and made a big 8-bit pixellated 3D object.
So when you play Minecraft, ask yourself. Why am I even playing a game made by this person, who was supposedly so odd?
Nope, none of this stuff is true. I know you wouldn't believe this.
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The Real Seecret (Notch Theory)

As you can tell, Markus "Notch" Persson was the creator of Minecraft, and has worked hard to make the official release, and helped Mojang to continue developing it for him. But what you didn't know is that he is more of a secret person. You wanna know why? Well I tell ya.
Notch DID have a dead brother. He was found dead during the time Notch went to college. He was put in a coffin, and they put his computer with him.
Secretly, his dead brother was a zombie, and made a character looked so simple that it still scares people. He uses a Steve skin (except it has a smile instead of a emotionless expression and full white eyes and no pupils. He is mostly known as Herobrine, aka HIM). It is unknown what his real name is. Notch found out he was alive, and he promised to never give out Herobrine's real name in real life.
He made jokes of adding in Herobrine, removing Herobrine, and he always made excuses for not having a Dead brother.
He also chose a pixel like texture for Minecraft due to his likeness to the Nostalgia 8-bit graphics. He got the idea of the skeleton because of a overrated Trollpasta cliche.
He also was a spy. He stole as much minerals as he can and actually put them into the Minecraft using technology so power not even your computer can handle it. He didn't make the pixel art, he actually took them in without permission and made a big 8-bit graphic 3D object.
So when you play Minecraft, ask your self. Why am I even playing a game made by a person who was so secret?
...
Nah, none of this stuff isn't true. I know you wouldn't believe this.
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The Real Slim Shady Theory

Did you hear about the song called The Real Slim Shady?
What if I told you that Slim Shady is not real?
Slim Shady is apart of a cult that specializes in cloning technology and only hires members who look like him.
I understand that Slim Shady does not look like the sort of person who would lead a satanic cult.
But, is Slim Shady hiding a dark secret from us?
Or was it hidden in plain sight?
And somehow, I have made a conclusion that Slim Shady is evil and wants anarchy within this society by replacing everyone with a exact copy of Slim Shady.
Slim Shady is a bad influence on children due to his profane and dirty lyrics in his songs.
Slim Shady wants to turn all the kids into clones of himself.
Goodbye.
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The Real Story of Herobrine's Death

Hello everybody..... I would like to inform you all of Notch's brother, Herobrine's death. It was back after the first version of Minecraft was made. Notch let his brother, Herobrine, play it. Man, herobrine couldn't stop playing. He made a house with everything in it. Then, i came over to try it out with him. I figured out that he was playing for at least 3 days. He kept everything in his life at the time about Minecraft. I liked the game myself. But i didn't like it THAT much to stay on for 3 days. It came to the point where he wasn't eating, sleeping, or drinking water that often. Soon, Herobrine's mom called. "HE'S GONE MISSING! PLEASE HELP! HE TOOK THAT COMPUTER WITH HIM!" She said. I couldn't think of a place where he would have gone. I waited two weeks before starting to stop thinking about him. Notch called and said that he's gonna inform the police. The police came to my house a day later, questioning me. I told them the honest truth about everything. After an hour, they left. I got these weird text messages with weird words at night. It happened at least until 3:00 A.M. A week later, i got something in the mail. It said it was of vital importance. I opened the envelope up to only find pictures. But little did i know, the pictures were of Herobrine. They....they.......they we're horrible. It was a picture of Herobrine with his pupils cut out and fishing hooks put in his mouth, forcing him to smile. The letter i found in the envelope said "You better watch your back, because this could be you soon...". The whole thing was written in red liquid..... From this day, i still hide from this man who killed my friend. I will never forget that horrible picture......thank you for reading this. Because if that man is reading this, well, im still hiding
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The Real Story of Kiddy Kong

==Teh Pasta Begins==
My best friend is Willie Parrish, a video game tester. He was an immigrant from Chester, a city in Cheshire in the United Kingdom. When he lived there, his neighbor named Kevin Bayliss was an former employee of Rare, the company who brought you the Donkey Kong Country series. His neighbor Kevin told him the real story about Kiddy Kong in Donkey Kong Country 3, which you know that Kiddy Kong was in. But you don't know the real story that Kevin told him.
Under the name, "sonicfeet", Parrish posted the whole story on YouTube on a comment discussion on the Game Over screen that he memorized all by ear. He lied that he made it up because Kevin told to keep it a secret that it's real. Prepare yourself for the story because here I go.
==The Real Pasta==
You are not seeing things. Kiddy isn't actually a Kong. He isn't even an actual animal for that matter...he's a nightmare demon. He actually was a monkey that died in the times of when we were just beginning to evolve. However, he was sent to Hell, and lived there for decades...until he found out how other demons go above and cause trouble.
In 1996, he found Rareware's HQ, and invaded the mind of some employees (even Bayliss himself) to add him as a character in DKC3. From there on, he took back his monkey identity and possessed himself in all copies of the game. His black magic is so powerful, he lurks around even in your DKC3 ROM. His sole purpose after invading Rare was to give people nightmares and bad visions as warnings to tell people that he's going to end life as we know it. When you lose all of your lives, you summon the Kiddy demon. So next time, think before you lose.
Kiddy can sometimes twist the game's difficulty so then he can force you to lose, and summon him. If you complete the game, he isn't even affected. In fact, the ending is actually a visual subliminal message, telling you about Kiddy's takeover (K. Roolenstein took DK and Diddy to protect them from Kiddy. He didn't take Dixie because she was already hypnotized by Kiddy to be her slave).
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The Real Story of the Beatles

A fucking while ago, a bunch of sexy bitches appeared out of the aether. Their names were John Lennon, Paul McCockney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr (True Form). After only a week of existing as a band, they proceeded to have the world record for band with highest killcount (20 million). They released a bunch of really funny songs about murdering fans of My Little Pony, transforming Chuck E. Cheese into Fuck E. Cheese, and how League of Legends should be eradicated from the face of the earth. They faced minor resistance in the form of Robert Fripp and friends, but they managed to unravel them from the face of reality by force-feeding them Luther burgers infused with DMT.
Twenty years later, the four fat sluts (their new official title) decided that PSJJJJ should be awakened, so that they could win the superbowl. After a lengthy blood ritual involving every show creator behind Dora the Explorer, the human race was pernamently ruined, all 5 billion years of their collective history lost to magick. The four fat sluts laughed as they won the superbowl, looking down at the apes that had once been proud members of society. One of the apes screamed "I wish to consume lactose!"
So this is when people started making cheese.
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