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Grand Theft Auto 3: Deformed Pedestrian

The Grand Theft Auto games have a large quantity of myths. Any true GTA fan would know about the myths such as "Leatherface" appearing in GTA: San Andreas or a psycotic homeless person appearing in GTA IV. The myth about to be described is similar to many others in different GTA games, but has a vast and blurry story behind it.
The company that developed the series, Rockstar Games, had a recurring subject between the 3D modelers that many pedestrians looked too similar, so one of the employees jokingly created a very deformed pedestrian model to "solve the problem". It was never confirmed by the company that this model actually made it in the game.
Despite GTA 3 being made in 2001, the myth didn't come to life until late 2010.
Any avid GTA fan that wanted to prove the myth true or false would just look in the game files somewhere. No players found the deformed pedestian anywhere in the game files, but that didn't stop players from claiming they've seen it. The deformed model was never found amongst other 3D models, but according to some, the said model was encrypted deep in an audio or texture file as garbled unreadable and undistinguishable text.
The model was explained to have a ripped grey shirt, ripped dark red jeans, a huge jaw jutting forward with some missing teeth, a melted-looking face, droopy lower-than-normal eyes that were completely black and a nose that looked like it was removed and badly stitched back on. There were two explanations as to how to see the hidden model:
"You have to walk all the way up to the front door at the Marco's Bistro building, throw a grenade at it, then run away at a distance where your health falls to 1-3. After the explosion, you had to walk up to the door again and stand still for about 2 minutes, then you'll fall through the floor and appear in some small room with the deformed pedestian standing there."
"You have to beat the mission 'Rumble' by killing one enemy with your fists, one enemy with a bat, and somehow managing to drown all the other enemies. Then you go all the way back to Portland and stand right up to the front door at Marco's Bistro. After a few seconds, you will be teleported to a small room with the deformed pedestrian in it."
Some players stated that the pedestrian simply stood in one spot and never moved. Other players stated that the pedestrian will punch you at random, and will do 80 damage to your health, even with full armor. It's also been said that attacking the pedestrian will do nothing to it, but eventually if you keep throwing punches it will fall down and make a "Oooh!" sound in a very deep voice, then get back up. Shooting the pedestrian will make him flinch, but will never bleed.
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Grand Theft Auto SA - The Serial Killer

'God! It's a windy day!' I said, turning on his PlayStation 2. 'I think I'm going to play some Grand Theft Auto! San Andreas Style!' I placed the disc in the tray and reset the PS2. I went to go get a snack. When I came back, the game already started. But CJ was in Tierra Roba, which was in San Fierro. His safehouse was in Ganton. 'Weird. Oh well.' I thought to myself. I continued to play stealing cars and causing mayhem, but it seemed CJ couldn't leave Tierra Roba, which caused the cops to kill him.
CJ respawned in the middle of a construction site. There was one Pedestrian there. He looked like the picture above. I walked over to him. He started to mumble something then eventually walked away. I followed the man. I took forever until he reached The Mass Grave in Bone County. He got inside a Bobcat placed by the grave. I got in to steal the car, I thought it would be funny. I didn't steal the car, I got in the passenger seat and sat there. He started to drive.
He was speeding down the desert. Then he got out. I went in the driver seat and drove away. I drove away because it started to get creepy. The Pedestrian talked the whole way. He kept repeating, 'Soon my friend. Soon.' He pulled out a gun and shot out my tires. It only took 2 Shots. I couldn't drive and bailed. The Ped started to shoot me, then killed me.
I spawned in the construction site. The Man was standing there, but now there were peds walking around him. He was provoking all of them but getting in the fist stance. I started to laugh, but right when I started the game crash. There was a terrible screeching sound. There was also text on the screen saying, 'SOON MY FRIEND. SOON.' My PlayStation 2 turned off. I huddled in a blanket on the couch scared for my life.
A few years passed since the incident and I haven't played San Andreas since. I went on the internet and searched 'Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Myths,' cause I knew that this was probably a myth. I found on The GTA Wiki a page called Serial Killer. Everything I saw was right. People believe that he had to do something with the Mass Grave, the provoking of peds, killing random peds.
I rushed downstairs. I couldn't find my GTA game. I just turned on the PS2. San Andreas started up as soon I started my PS2. The Serial Killer was shooting me, but there was realistic blood. He kept saying, 'ONE OF THEM', over and over until CJ died. The game crashed. The screen had blood red text, barely legible saying, 'THE END.' The game then turned back on. I spawned in Ganton and everything was normal. I never seen The Serial Killer again.
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Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Limited Edition

It all started when I lost my copy of Grand Theft Auto San Andreas. I was on eBay and saw something out of the ordinary. The price was only $2.99. I was surprised because it is called GTA SA Limited Edition. Me, being curious, bought it. A few days later it arrived in the mail. When I took it out of the box, the cover only said "SA LE". I ignored it and put the disk in my PS2. However, something was not right. Instead of the Rockstar logos, it went straight to new game.
It started off with CJ in Liberty City, walking alone in an alleyway. He then gets a call from Sweet saying that their mother died. This was strange, because I never seen that cutscene anywhere. Anyway, when CJ gets to Los Santos, he doesn't take a taxi. He steals a car and drives until Officer Tenpenny arrests him. Tenpenny doesn't drop CJ off in the alleyway, he drops him off all the way at Mount Chilliad. Then, blasting out of my TV, I hear a very realistic scream. As I am now in control, I investigate and find something disgusting. I see Salvatore Leone gutted with entrails all over. He is dangling from his colon. The screen blacks out and I am now in control of some random pedestrian.
I go outside and the graphics are crystal clear. Me, totally shocked, tried to turn off my PS2, but it wouldn't. Suddenly, I hear a very panicked scream "PLAY THE GAME". As I have no choice, I reach for my controller and start playing. The game had started a mission entitled "Kill Him". I do as the mission says and it tells me to kill this well dressed African American.
As I kill him, The channel 6 news comes on my TV and I was completely shocked. President Obama and all of his associates have been brutally murdered in a shooting in Los Angeles. A photo of the man matched the pedestrian that I was playing as! Me, cringing on the floor, crying for assassinating the president, my game says "Mission Passed, we have notified police". Seconds later, The swat team bust down my door and arrest me. The game? Still in my PS2.
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Grand Theft Koromo

The building exploded, sending Koromo tumbling down several flights of stairs. Struggling to get to her feet, she picked up the bag of meth she stole and hauled it as the rubble rained down on city streets.
Police sirens sounded, and Koromo entered the sleek minivan. In it was Touka, devouring a bag of munchies, next to her Tomoki, Hajime, and Jun, all ready to take off. It was Touka who spoke first. "Koromo! Are the cops on are tail?"
"Yup," she answered, smuggling the bag of meth into Tomoki's arms. The sirens grew louder and Hagiyoshi, the driver of the minivan, stomped on the pedal to take the car off. It blazed through city streets, ramming through civilians and streetlights as fast as it could travel.
"YOU ARE UNDER ARREST BY INTENTS OF PURPOSES OF THE LAW!" one of the police shouted through a megaphone. "Pull over now and your lives will be spared!"
Jun grinned. "Not on my watch." Pulling out a submachine gun, she opened her window and started spraying bullets at the cops behind the van. Several of them went down, but the cars still stayed; there was tens of them.
"Faster!" Touka demanded Hagiyoshi. Suddenly, the crew heard the roar of a chopper up above.
"Holy fucking shit, a copter!" Hajime shouted. "We are so totally fucked!"
"No, we aren't!" Koromo said confidently. "Tomoki, is the RPG here?"
Tomoki nodded. "It is in the trunk." and Koromo scoured the back of the van. Opening the trunk, she climbed out, pulling the RPG behind her and aiming it at the helicopter. "Suck this, coppers!" She launched its warhead into the helicopter, obliterating the people inside it and sending it crashing down to a building, knocking it over and crushing the cop cars below.
"Yeeeeah!" Hajime shouted. "We did it!"
"I did it you stupid fucks!" Koromo cursed. And so the crew rode off into the sunset.
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Grand Theft Pokemon

One time I was shopping at the thrift store with 20 dollars to buy things. As I was switching out the price tags on items to make them cheaper, the owner walked up to me with a disc. He yelled "GIT OUTTA ME STAWR YOU NOE GEWD THEEF!!!!!" (I live in the South). As I left, he handed me the disc and forced me to take it or else I would be "killded" by the crazy redneck. I took the pc game and played it. A loading screen came up that said "Grand Theft Pokemon: Gotta Steal 'em All!". I hit start, and immediately I heard a scream. My character was robbing an innocent Pikachu. Unable to stand the torture, I smashed my computer on the ground 50 times and then ate the shards of computer, even though I could have just removed the disc. I died from silicon poisoing. Then a skeleton popped out.
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Grandeum Locus I: The Beginning of a Long Journey

joey, tired of taking the taxi, buys a truck. ross thinks it's stupid. because of this, joey carries ross outside while he's sleeping. he then proceeds stretch out ross' sleeping balls out approx. 14.4 inches (35.56 cm) and runs them over with his truck. ross wakes up screaming in agony. rachel runs out of the apartment to attend ross' wound and makes a horrifiyng discovery. it turns out ross had his entire testicular area removed due to cancer in a secret surgery 4 months ago and he's had fake rubber nutsack with balls inside glued to his bottom area since then. despite many sexual encounters with ross, rachel was unaware the testicles were fake. joey rips his dick off and offers it to ross. ross gladly accepts, but to joey's dismay, ross isn't going to have it surgically added, he's instead going to cook it and make the whole friends crew eat it. the friends agree to it to get back at joey for his unethical and unabashed savagery. joey was exiled from the friend group 3 months later.
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Grandeum Locus II: You Cannot Reconcile the Past

In the very last episode of Tom & Jerry, all hell breaks loose. Tom inserts Jerry into his ballsack and Jerry panics so he begins running around in Tom's ballsack which after a few days manages to stretch and enlarge it to 12 inches causing great strain to the feline. After several months of more ball growth Tom is severely weakened and unable to defend himself from predators; he eventually gets killed by a dog and his massive ballsack ripped open revealing the interior is crusty and brown. Jerry had been scooping shit out of Tom's ass through a narrow passage for all the months he had been trapped in there to sustain himself.
And then a skeleton popped out
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Grandfather

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me, "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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Grandma

Karinka was 18 years old when she asked her parents to take her to her grandma who lived in a village. The village was on no man's land. Nobody lived there, only the girl's grandma, because everybody moved out. Only abandoned houses were left. Karinka couldn't sleep in the new place at night, and when she finally fell asleep, she had a horrible nightmare where somebody was chasing her. In the morning she was supposed to go shopping with her grandma in a nearby town. The length from the village to the town was 5 kilometres. After 2 kilometres the girl didn't have the strength to walk further, so she stopped with her grandma and they sat on the grass. They rested for a while and after 15 minutes they began walking again.
They finally arrived. Karinka's grandma told her to wait in front of the shop. It was a very weird shop, different from the others. Her grandma came out of it happily. The girl didn't want to guess what was inside the building. She just returned with the elder to the village. They walked and walked, but this time Karinka got tired after 3 kilometres, they waited 10 minutes and walked further. When they finally returned home, it was 10 PM, her grandma tucked Karinka in bed, then went downstairs to her room. Karinka quickly fell asleep after the exhausting day. She woke up at midnight. She went downstairs because she had to go to the toilet, and the only toilet in the house was next to her grandma's room. The girl snooped in. She saw a weird light and heard grandma reciting some sort of spell. She was scared a little and quickly escaped back to her room. She thought about what her grandma was doing. She didn't sleep at all.
In the morning, Karinka's grandma ran into her room and asked with a frightened voice if the girl saw anything unnerving that night. The girl knew what her grandma was talking about and lied, saying no and that she had slept peacefully all night. The grandma exited Karinka's room. The next night the girl decided to spy on her grandma all night. She came out of her room at midnight, quietly went down the stairs and looked through the gap in the door to her grandma's room. Her grandma was sitting on the floor and chanting some prayers next to some candles, and a girl was lying down in the center of the room. Karinka shrieked out of fright. The grandma turned her head to the girl and started chasing her. The girl locked herself in the bathroom, but her grandma got a knife and opened the lock. Karinka begged her grandma to not hurt her, but she said "Curiosity is the first step to hell" and slit Karinka's throat.
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Graphic C

This is one of very few creepy pastas that are actually true, except it was a dream. its short so please don't troll and say "oh this sucks and is too short" because this really happened.
It all started last night when I was reading some creepy pastas and watching some Tails Doll videos on youtube. I decided to play some Sonic Generations soon after, and I played the bonus stages you unlock once you beat the first 2 acts. I unlocked a song from Sonic R called Super Sonic Racing. The song was supposed to be a remix of the original, but instead the original played so I became freaked out a bit since that wasn't the right song. I turned my Xbox off and went to sleep. In my dream It seemed as if I was awake like any other normal day. In the dream I was on the computer looking at pictures on Google Images and I typed in the words "Graphic C" and a huge picture of Tails Doll popped up with him on top of Sonic in the form of a ball with his mouth on top of sonic, eating him alive.The background was Green Hill Zone from Sonic the Hedgehog, or Sonic 2's Emerald Hill zone.
Then the song "Can you feel the Sunshine" played in my dream. Tails Doll then jumped out of my computer screen and woke me up. This was the scariest shit I ever dreamed of. I'll never think of Sonic games the same again.
P.S. if I have any more dreams of Tails Doll in them, or if I actually see him in a game or a red light in the dark, i'll be sure to update.
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Graphical Error

It all started when I got a rush of nostalgia to play Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. I loved the game so much, I had played it about 348,923,547 times and I needed that one more 348,923,548th time. Unfortunately my dad sold it years ago which made me kill him...shhh... So anyways I went to a local garage sale to look for the newest Battlefield when I saw that the sun was casting a ray of light on a box. I peered into the box and it had an N64 and Zelda OoT. I got all giddie inside and decided to buy it. The owner said that I can take the old piece of crap off his hands for free. So I went home and went to play it. I plugged in all the necessary cables, put in OoT, and sat down for maximum enjoyment...but then it happened. There was nothing enjoyable at all! The graphics were so bad! I felt my eyes and my face melt off of me. Ever seen Raiders of the Lost Ark? *spoiler alert* Well you know that one guy who's face melts? That's what I looked like, not even joking. Don't play the game, you will die...from a graphical error...
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Gravity Falls Lost Episode - My very first pasta

Okay, so I love the cartoon on Disney Channel called Gravity Falls. One day, I was browsing eBay for Gravity Falls episodes, when I came across a episode I never saw before. It was titled "Bill Cipher's revenge". And the price was $1.00. So I decided to buy it. It arrived the next day. I was excited to put it in my computer, because Bill Cipher is my favorite character. I inserted the disk and waited for it to play.
When the disc played, the episode started instantly. The opening showed The Mystery Shack on fire for about a minute, then it cut to the opening theme. After the opening theme played, it cut to Mabel. The sky was bloody red. Then, Bill Cipher appeared. His eye was all black except for his pupil, which was red. Bill then killed Mabel with a double barreled shotgun. Mabel's body parts splattered everywhere. Then Bill laughed a very demonic laugh. It then cut to Grunkle Stan counting his money in his room.
Bill appeared, and knocked him out with a hammer. At this point, I was too scared to move. It then cut to a basement, with Stan tied down to a table. Bill appeared. He laughed a very demonic laugh, then he grabbed a chainsaw. He proceeded to cut Stan's limbs off with the chainsaw. Stan screamed in agony. Finally, Bill cut Stan's head off with the chainsaw. Bill laughed a even more demonic laugh. Then the scene changed to show Soos at a closed gas station. Soos was taking a shit, unaware that the gas station was closed. Bill appeared behind Soos with a axe and proceeded to chop Soos's head off. Blood splattered everywhere. Finally, it cut to Dipper in his room. Dipper felt like he was being watched. Bill appeared behind Dipper, then he pinned him down on his bed. Bill laughed so hard that he was crying. He then proceeded to cut Dipper's stomach open and gutted Dipper. Finally, Bill reached Dipper's heart and ripped it out of his chest, killing Dipper instantly. Bill laughed again and disappeared. Then the episode ended.
My computer then crashed. I was screaming so hard. I hated Bill Cipher forever.
I then took the disk, and threw it in my fireplace.
So, if you ever find a disk called "Bill Cipher's Revenge", please, do not buy it.
I think someone is watching m- *SPLAT*
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