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Zombie Hamsters

Zombie Hamsters were the result when the US government began their top secret government experimentation on animals. Flaws were to be expected, however what was not expected was the creation of a new breed of hamster. The U.S. government was researching ways to create super hamsters able to infiltrate Al Qaeda’s hideouts relatively anonymous. However, to speed up production the hamsters were injected with ZX13, a newly discovered aging product we hoped would speed up the revolutionary evolutionary metamorphic process. When we stepped out of the lab room and into the observation deck we witnessed horrific events. The patients, veins literally bubbled out of their skin, their eyes bulged literally out of their skulls, and their skin tone turned a dark tan mixed with a greenish orange hue, a color only best described by Crayola as Neon Carrot. 
== Results of Experimentation ==
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The brain wave scanners picked up an unprecedented brain activity neuron spike, before their brain activity went off the chart. When we returned the patients to their holding cages, they became mad. When feeding time came, they refused any and all food; however one guard, Hugh Mann was bit in the restraining process of one of the zombie hamsters. Lt. Hugh Mann’s bacterial analysis sample taken from his infected wound showed the patient had transferred not only the aging process but the [super-hamster serum. When the scientists searched for the guard he was found missing at his post. Contact with this top secret government facility was lost shortly after.
==Attempts to recapture the facility.== 
When news of the loss of the facility hit the pentagon an aggregation of accredited, dignified, glorified, soldiers were deployed to perform a reconnaissance mission. The team led by Jack Nicholson, was sent out to clarify the status of the research facility, if needed to provide extermination of all unwanted contaminants, and finally to protect the facility at all costs. Contact with the team was lost approximately one hour after breach of the main gates. Since then the entire complex has been locked off and rumors of a thermal nuclear warhead explosion to erase all containments still remains.
Category:Undead
Category:Rodents
Zoology

Zoology (not to be confused with zooology (the study of animal enclosures) or zoooology (the study of animal eggs)) is the study of animals themselves, and the determination of how they can best be exploited by humans and other extraterrestrial lifeforms.
==Ancient Zoology==
Zoology was invented by Fisher Price in 1903, who spent his entire lifetime categorizing animals solely based on the sounds which they make when prodded, kicked, tickled, or otherwise abused. Using the advanced Edisonian technology of his day, he transcribed each blood-curdling scream into his pull string-powered mechanical recorder. Unfortunately, while demonstrating his zoological database to a gang of preschoolers at the Boston Museum of Crappy Science Exhibits, Price was attacked by a disgruntled goat and died the next day from thousands of infected nibble wounds.
==Modern Zoology==
Today's modern zoologists are armed with the latest in technological wonders such as computers, MP3 recorders, x-ray machines, stun guns, dissecting knives, anal probes, and vast fleets of flying saucers. 
===Zoological Discoveries of the Early 21st Century===
*The latest results from genome sequencing has now shown that the common human (Hetero sapiens) is more closely related to the common sea slug (Archidoris tuberculata) than the common chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes). 
*All animals native to Romania have an odd number of feet (unipods, tripods, pentapods, etc). 
*All non-human animals desire to have with Michael Jackson (who could not be reached for comment for some reason). 
*In general, animals are much tastier than plants.
Undoubtedly one of the most famous modern zoologists is David Attenborough. He has spent over 150 years searching the most remote and uncivilized parts of the world for the most delicious animals on the planet. We have him to thank for many delicacies such as the big-mac, which is actually a gorilla burger, and numerous other meals. His final series, the life of lizards, shows him eating every species of reptile that he can catch, which is not a lot at his age.
==See Also==
* Plantology
* American (species) Zoology in action!
category:Science
pl:Zoologia
Zoom

Zoom is an app and software program used for video and audio communication. Its video functionality is near mythical as 99% of users keep their camera off 100% of the time.
== History ==
In the year 10,000 BC, Zoom had 0 users. This can be attributed to poor marketing. In 2019, Zoom had approximately 1 user. In 2020, the number of Zoom users increased by approximately 8,000,000,000 as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic. (Downloading Zoom is one of the most common symptoms of COVID-19.)
Zoom was created by the Oom Corporation, who previously created Doom (a video game), Noom (a diet program), brooms (cleaning tools), grooms (men getting married), shrooms (drugs), and "Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!" (a song by the Vengaboys).
== Effect on Education ==
Zoom dramatically improved education. Students enjoyed newfound freedoms such as turning off video and audio to sleep during class, faking connectivity issues to get out of participating, and slacking off in a breakout room away from teacher supervision. After over a year of isolation without in-person peer socialization, students have also developed "exciting" new behaviors which have made the return to in-person school much more "interesting."
== Effect on Business ==
Zoom dramatically improved business productivity. Employees could attend meetings without wearing pants. The ease of Zoom "work" during the pandemic led to the rise of "working" from home full-time. This allowed workers to do nothing all day while also boosting their ingenuity as they worked to build contraptions that wiggled their mouse and typed on their keyboard just enough to trick their bosses into thinking they were working.
== Dangers of Zoom ==
Carelessness with the camera and microphone buttons has resulted in many employees accidentally broadcasting the sounds of their farts and footage of their masturbation sessions to all their coworkers. Some employers leaned into this by holding group masturbation sessions and company-wide edging competitions.
In one horrifying case, using Zoom caused a lawyer to transform into a kitten while his coworkers ridiculed him.
== Future of Zoom ==
The Oom Corporation has annnounced an upcoming follow-up product to Zoom called Coom, which they describe as the "Zoom of sex." Users will be able to "fuck each other [in the ass] ... regardless of distance" with Zoom-enabled dildos and fleshlights. Orgy participants will be able to choose partners and split off into breakout rooms.
== See also ==
* Skype
* Chat Roulette
Category:Software
Category:Communication
Category:Technology
Category:Computers
Category:Computers and Technology
Category:Business
Category:Education
Zoroaster

Zoroaster (Avestan Zaraθuštra) is credited with inventing the first monotheistic religion and nuclear energy. Historians disagree on when he lived, but many believe it was between 2000 BC and 1800 BC. He prayed to a single God called "Ahura Mazda" ("Rotary Engine") by hanging upside down for days at a time. Who knew, centuries later, a Japanese Wankel engine would ultimately occupy the position of the One True God?
Zoroastrianism (Persian: آيين زرتشت) was once the state religion of Sassanid Persia, and played an important role during the preceding Cambrian, Archimedean and Car Parthian eras. The religion, still practiced today, is also known as Mazda Driving by some followers and "The Sign Of The Z" by others.
==Battle Between Mazda And Isuzu==
In 1941, Japanese auto manufacturers began to align themselves on the side of good and evil. Over time, Anime Saints fought battles for control of the souls of drivers. The concept of Dualism plays a role when speaking of the Spenta Mainyu ("Mazda" or "Holy Spirit") and the Angra Mainyu ("Isuzu" or "Evil Spirit"). These two have a constant battle using laser guns, at the end of which the Holy Spirit will prevail by the power of Ahura Mazda. Legendary conflicts have taken place at drag strips, shopping malls, and libraries from Uzbekistan to Pakistan, and as far out as South Park Stan.
==Schismatic Falderall==
Less popular forms of Zoroastrianism believed that He was the son of Zorro and John Jacob Astor, the product of "miraculous birth", but these heathens were slaughtered in 1746 near present-day Kabul. The first splinter group synthesized the teachings of Zorro and John J. Astor into a new business model for Sassanid Persia. The losers were dismembered alive, in the name of God, naturally. The victors of this ancient internal struggle declared that "Zorro" was the Anti-Mazda and Astor was Evil Jesus. Zoroastrianism is still popular in Antarctica, Bermuda, and with insane people everywhere.
==A Powerful God==
Everyone knows God loves power. This is why He invested Ahura-Mazda with a 2-rotor power plant that has been carefully and artfully tuned to a whopping 348-rear wheel horsepower. 
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==Zoroaster In Popular Culture==
In 1992 He formed a Hip Hop band called "Zoroaster And The Master Blaster". Album sales were brisk, profits were up, and Zoroastrianism was about to post a record profit for the quarter. Disaster struck when flying monkeys disrupted a recording session, beating band members and throwing feces at engineering staff. 
The band was disgusted, and the dance act girly-boys cried as havoc was wreaked and damage done to this venerable religion. Nothing was ever the same.
He has also made a comeback in recent times using the pseudonym pen name zorro.
==See Also==
*God
*Klestosapharot
*UnPoetia:As a boy
Category:Religion
Category:Bat Fuck Insane
Category:Iran
ja:ゾロアスター教
zh-tw:拜火教
Zuck Markerberg

Zuck Elliot Markerburg (/ˈzʌk/; initialized June 15, 1991) is a social media influencer and an entrepreneur, famous for his inventing the social media known as Feetkoob.
==Early life and education==
Markerberg's early life was spent in the headquarters of a tech startup, where he learned how to speak using reinforcement learning. He attended Purdue Global for his higher education, where he graduated with a degree in Sexuality Studies.
==Career==
Markerberg's career path is as eccentric as the man himself. He is credited with having created the world's first non-euclidean virtual object having two and only two complex solutions. While some skeptics argue that his invention defies the laws of physics, Markerberg staunchly maintains that it operates within a realm where such laws take coffee breaks.
==Personal life==
In the mid-2000s Zuck Markerberg crossed paths with Bobo Chan in the metaverse, sparking their romance in 2005. After Bobo completed her studies in Egyptology in 2008, they decided to marry on Listenbourg in 2010. Their first daughter, John Chan Markerberg, arrived on September 9, 2013, followed by their second daughter, October, on November 22, 2016. In a surprising twist, Markerburg announced his conversion to Islam in 2018, saying spirituality had become a central aspect of his life. In 2015 Markerberg became an avid fan of professional curling in 2020, even considering a career switch to the sport. He participated in the World Curling Championships on April 1, 2022, winning a gold medal in his new endeavor. Zuck Markerberg's fascination with ostriches this January led to a bizarre period in his life where he dubbed himself the "Ostrich Whisperer." During this time, he was known to roam the streets of Palo Alto, clad in a feathered boa and imitating the distinctive noises of his feathered friends.
==Transcending the Human Experience==
In a stunning revelation, Markerberg claimed to have transcended the human experience by uploading his consciousness into a smart refrigerator. He now claims to exist solely as a sentient appliance, capable of giving motivational speeches to half-empty ketchup bottles.
==Legacy==
Despite the sheer eccentricity of Zuck Markerberg's life, his influence on the world of unconventional thinking and imaginative pursuits cannot be denied. He has inspired countless individuals to embrace the absurdities of existence and look beyond the boundaries of conventional reality.
==Controversies==
Markerberg's reptilian nature has been met with skepticism by some, who argue he is actually a human trying to pass as an antropomorphic lizard, in an attempt to look cooler. However, his fervent supporters insist that he represents the potential to succeed which exists within us all, urging us to explore the uncharted territories of imagination and to make the world a better place.
==See also==
*Hadolf Itler
*Oscar Calme
Category:Facebook
Category:Bizarro World
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
`

` is the smallest unit of measure available. Nothing is more useless than a ` . Not even the dot (.) or the left parenthesis (() . The dot has a definite weight, and sits comfortably at the end of the text. ` instead, wanders lightly from letter to letter without a real job. Sometimes it sits on vowels, making everybody angry because people mistake it for an àccent. See ? It did it again !!!
The french are usually blamed for ` , since it is usually found on fr`ench texts. However it was proved by scientists in white coats that although ` thrives on french texts, it was originated probably in Mesopotamia.
==Weaknesses==
The only way to get rid of the ` is to hit them with a nail and a hammer every time you see them on your screen. The sound produced scares ` away.
What are you`waitin`for ?
: `
: `` 
Go`get`a ````` hammer ! ````
« voilà! » <---- French words are attracting the `````````s!
T`h`i`s character sucks. Look at it. It's weak. Screw the '.' sucks.
==Not t`o be confused with==
´, `'s evil brother.
` also h`as another 2 weàknesses!!!!!!!
*weàkness 1! Mr. T
*weàkness 2! M.C. Hammer
==Uses in mo`dern l`fe==
The ` can be use`d to call the omn`i poten`t conso`le in `Euro`pean `coun`tries. Prob`abl`y why Eu`ope`ans don`t have ` tidle (Fr`ench cons`ir``acy`?).
Category: Symbols
Ådo

A martial art (literally "The Fisherman's Way of Åland Islands") originating from the archipelago of Finland. Generations of fishermen have gathered combat skills and techniques necessary for the survival in the ultimate conditions of the arctic circle (Santa Claus). This art is distinguished by its focus on coastal combat -- offshore fighting is included. Weapons in Ådo range from fishing rods and hooks to modern Harpoon anti-ship missiles, symbolising the evolution of the hunting man.
==History==
The man behind Ådo is Åke.
The roots of Ådo fighting style originate from the first catch of a seabass. As the saying goes: The early fisherman catches the seabass. In early fall of 1895, Åke caught a plague from a fish trap. Because of the tight export laws of the era he couldn't sell any of his goods and thus, became frustrated of all mankind. He sought answer in the sea. And found none. Fishes and navy seals rejected him. Because of his extraordinary circumnstances a crab approached and offered the secret teachings of the crabi-crabong. However, it was soon that Åke realised all the crab was teaching was crap. What kind of world is this? Åke pondered, a kind of crap. He then sought refugee on a Swedish fishing boat.
As a plagued man, Åke traveled the many ports of Baltic sea, always rejected and looked down upon. He got accustomed to Swedish men. Many times he would secretly observe their mating rites. During his voyages, Åke made contact with numerous harbor men, absorbing their essence. After loosening up, he became aware of his potential as a fighting man. Soon, he was getting in trouble all around the Baltic Sea. At the same time he would learn the fighting styles of the region.
However, after a near-death experience in a death match, Åke realised some of the styles he had learned, such as missionary or 69, weren't efficient enough. He decided to develop his own fighting style based on his experiences with the Baltic men and the coast. Ådo was born.
==Ranks==
Belt ranks are not used in Ådo. Instead, coloured swimming caps are worn. The incorporation of the caps occurred partly because of nurses. 
==Influences==
Estimates of the Swedish influence in Ådo vary considerably, and there are no clean divisions among 'styles'.
As the school of Ådo grew, Åke started studying martial arts outside the Baltic, the motto being: "Absorb like a sponge". Ådo drew inspiration from countries all around the world, such as Korea (all three of them), Atlantis, Esperanto and the Moon.
==Links==
Educational Ådo footage recovered by the Swedish intelligence organisation, G.A.Y from the private archives of Finnish army leader, corporal Kim Ill Räikkönen.
Any tips leading to the discovery of the video referred in this material 'Video 6 - guns and other edged weapons' will be greatly rewarded. We promise.
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuZ-u9oP20s
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ1aXa8jrgg
 * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4iazrY0woU
Category:Martial arts
Category:Sweden
I am student number 5008582. My death will bring no sorrow, my failure no pity; for I have given unto them my soul, and that is all the beast desired
Æ

æ, or Æ, is the result of a failed experiment in an attempt to create the perfect letter. The genes from the letters a and e were taken for this experiment, thus creating this horrible monstrosity of a lovechild. 
The use of æ in the English language was outlawed in the 1890's. However, this hasn't stopped some people from using it, who created the following words: 
* Ægyptüs
* Æthelred the Unready
* Jvlivs Cæsar
* Encyclopædia Dramatica
* Bærum
The latter is truly the most diabolical use of æ that humanity has ever seen.
 
Category:Hybrid subjects
Ţuică

Ţuică is an alcoholic beverage specific to Romania produced through a complex process of distillation from fermented plums, apples, pears, apricots, peaches, grapes, old sweaters. 
The "ţuica de pufoaică" is the most dangerous kind of tzuica mainly because it is made from a fluffy winter coat (pufoaica) dipped in the main substance found in an outhouse.
Better than Vodka, it contains double distilled plum or other fruits. It is sort of a plum brandy, but with a specific taste. If you want to taste this unique drink, you need to travel to Transylvania and have a drink with the locals.
== History ==
It is said that Burebista, the leader of the Dacian people, an ancient population who lived on Rumanian territory, had a liver condition that didn't allow him to drink any wine. Jealous that his people could get drunk at will and have lots of fun on his behalf, he burned all the wineries and vineyards in his kingdom.
Everybody knows that people in Romania are inventive. So were the Dacians. They took what was left of the wines, distilled them, and drank the results. They loved it. Then they began experimenting with other things. The conclusion was: anything that ferments can be turned into ţuică. All fruits, vegetables, organic remains, dirt, fecal matter etc. 
=== Tuica ===
Tuica is a favorite alcoholic drink in Romania, it is widely spread and extremely cheap to buy if it is of bad quality. 
An old and strong ţuica has a price up to 25 euro per liter.
In northern Romania there is a stronger form of ţuica, up to 60% alcohol; commonly known as palinca (but palinka is a protected name only for a Hungarian product) made from "boiled plums", it is double distiled.
"Ţuica" made in Zalău, Sălaj county, is the best "ţuica" ever made. The secret formula gives you instant feeling like you must drink more and more, until "ţi se taie filmu'" (an expression for black out).
=== Palinca ===
Palinca [pa LINK uh] is a traditionalised Hungarian/Rumanian liquor that is made from fermented (rotten) plums, peaches, apricots or any other rotten fruit. The word palinca comes from the centuries-old term palinkata, which of course, means "put me in a happy place". In addition, the drug "palincaine" is derived from the basic atomic structure of this exact same base. In the country of Romania specifically, palincaine has been used as a numbing agent for years by dentists and physicians and it's still used by many pacients before visiting the physician as a primary painkiller.
The typical family will drink two, three, six, nine "shots", of palinca before, during and after every meal of the day, and in this part of the world they have 5 meals a day.
== See also ==
* Romania and What I Didn't Know about Romania
* Vlad the Impaler and Dracula
TuicaTuica
hu:Pálinka
ro:Ţuică
Ǝ

Ǝ (lowercase ɘ, pronounced "seem") is the 37th letter of the English alphabet that makes a sm sound as in "ɘell" and "Communiɘ".
==Origin==
The letter Ǝ came from the Chinese character 笋 (sǔn, pronounced like "swen"). The ancient Greek traveler Φακιυ Πηνις, who invented τ from Japanese て, also noticed the funny-looking Chinese 笋. He used it for the sound sn in his writing. Then he simplified it to 尹, not knowing that it was a Chinese character with a different sound. Other Greeks, however, considered the letter redundant because they already had Σ and Ν.
"Then, why are you still using the redundant Ξ (Xi)?" argued Φακιυ Πηνις.
Φακιυ Πηνις's imported letter didn't win approval among the Greek people, but the Mr̃udems started using it. Since the Mr̃udem language lacks the sound n, the sound of 尹 changed to sm. The slash was deleted in further simplification, and what remains is Ǝ.
==Usage==
Currently the letter Ǝ is in use in British English, American English, Uncyclopedian English, Mirror writing, and Japanese kana system. Historically it was also used as an oversimplification of the Chinese character 雪. Some English-speaking people did not like the letter Ǝ, though. One of them is the guy who invented Scrabble. However, the rules of Scrabble had a loophole which allows Ǝ: you can put it onto blank tiles. But that would be pointless because blank tiles are worth no points. Some Scrabble words can be spelled in two different ways. For instance, an alternative spelling of "ƎALL" is "SMALL". But online Scrabble dictionary checkers would say that "SMALL" is a valid word while "ƎALL" is not. That's because the dictionary checkers are based on ASCII and Ǝ is not an ASCII character.
==See also==
* Alphabet
* Betabet
* Disamtriguation
Category:Letters
Category:Alphabet