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Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages/Forum:BENSONSHOT IS BETTER THAN POWERSHOT

It is the truth. -- 23:43, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:I agree fully. But Benson is better than Bensonshot. 05:14, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
:Who would be so heartless as to shoot BENSON? -- 13:34, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
::Powershot and his anon IP friends, Famine, Col. Swordman, Hinoa, RC, Zombiebaron, and Codenine. 17:48, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
:ALL HAIL BENSON! BENSONSHOT IS SUPERIOR TO POWERSHOT IN EVERYTHING! -- 17:50, 18 November 2006 (UTC)
benson shot dead is a good idea. powershot will retake its throne.--207.161.45.59 03:23, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
For the record, I wouldn't shoot Benson. You guys provide me with far too much amusement. 
I must agree. These jackasses who keep talking about how great powershit is are much funnier than their actual article, which was not funny in any way whatsoever. -- 03:38, 22 November 2006 (UTC)
:I kinda wanted the Powershot crew to not become an injoke at all so they wouldn't get what they wanted: attention. 06:10, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
::Of course, the Powershot guy will be mocked for the same reasons Anonymous Slashy is mocked: he is ignorant, zealous, persistent, and behaves like a whiny child. -- 06:28, 23 November 2006 (UTC)
::::I'M PISSED BECAUSE I MISSED OUT ON THIS WHOLE POWERSHIT THING!!! NO FAIR!!!! OH WELL, HOPEFULLY ANOTHER IDIOT WILL BE ALONG SOON FOR US TO PLAY WITH. YOU KNOW, THE SORT OF PERSON WHO LOSES SOME OF THEIR BRAIN WHENEVER THEY TAKE A DUMP. --Hrodulf 18:08, 23 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)
:::Exactly. Powershot is an attention whore. Please don't feed the trolls. 05:06, 24 November 2006 (UTC)
::::BUT IF I STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS THE POOR TROLLS WILL HAVE NOBODY TO PAY ATTENTION TO THEIR SOCIAL INEPTITUDE AND WILL MAYBE SHOOT UP THEIR HIGH SCHOOL OR SOMETHING. I WANT TO FEED THE TROLLS FOR THE GOOD OF ALL MANKIND. AND MY NICKNAME LOOKS BETTER IN ALL CAPS SO BENSON IS A GENIUS. --Hrodulf 08:31, 27 NOVEMBER 2006 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia vs Powershot, Flamewar of the Ages/Forum:LET US DECLARE JIHAD AGAINST THE BENSON-HATING INFIDELS

THE UNITED ADMINISTRATORS HAVE INVADED OUR LANDS ONCE AGAIN, AND PUT ALL THEIR UNWANTED GARBAGE ON OUR SOIL. WE MUST RETALIATE SOMEHOW AGAINST THE OPPRESSORS! WE MUST MAKE SURE THEY NEVER SET FOOT ON THE HOLY GROUNDS AGAIN! *weird yell thing* -- 00:53, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
:FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- 00:57, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
THEY ARE ONLY TRYING TO ATTACK US IN ORDER TO STEAL OUR VAST RESERVES OF CAPITAL LETTERS. WE SHOULD CUT OFF THEIR SUPPLY ENTIRELY. -- 00:58, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
:GIVE ME A REGIMENT OF TROOPS AND I'LL DEFEND THE NORTHERN FRONT! -- 01:00, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
::THE MORE CAPS THEY STEAL FROM US, THE MORE WE'LL MAKE! WE MUST DEFEND BENSON'S LAND FROM INFIDELS! 04:40, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
EX-TER-MIN-ATE! DEATH TO THE INFIDELS! *ULULATION* *cough* -- 07:59, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
YES, A JIHAD WILL DO NICELY. -- 09:01, 15 November 2006 (UTC)
SO, UM, WHAT EXACTLY IS THE PLAN TO WIPE OUT THESE CAPITALIST LOWERCASEIST ADMINS? -- 22:49, 16 November 2006 (UTC)
:WHINE, KVETCH, HOLD YOUR BREATH AND POUND YOUR FISTS AND THREATEN TO RUN AWAY, AND BE GENERALLY BE A BRAT. IF THE LOWERCASE ADMINS ARE IN A GOOD MOOD, THEY WILL SURRENDER OUT OF A MIXTURE OF PITY AND AMUSEMENT. -- 02:38, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:I KNOW! WE TAKE EACH AND EVERY BENSON RELATED PAGE, AND MOVE IT TO THE VD! GIVE THE ADMINS A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE! -- 21:32, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
hey, i'm feeling pretty good today. I just might surrender, wait, no, i'm gunna fucking kill all of you communist pieces of shit. a combination of POWERSHOT and capatalism will save society. benson will be terminated in the next week. jihad is dead.
:Ah, shut the fuck up. 
::JUDGING BY YOUR UNSIGNED POST, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PITIFUL NEWBIE THAT BENSON COULD CRUSH BY MERELY BLINKING AT YOU. -- 19:44, 17 November 2006 (UTC)
:::AND HIS USE OF LOWERCASE LETTERS PROVES IT AS WELL. FRANKLY, IN ADDIDION TO ALL POSTS IN HERE BEING BENSON RELATED, I SAY THEY MUST BE IN ALL CAPS. 03:22, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
BENSON AKBAR!!! -- 03:46, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
Uncyclopedian Spacetime Flaw Delta-9

Confidential Letter No. 7-6-0-3
Sent: 2009-6-3
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Good evening, Gentlemen.
I am sorry to interrupt what must have been a perfect evening until now. I have discovered a shocking flaw in the fabric of time and space that could result in the untimely destruction of Uncyclopedia. At the current rate Uncyclopedia is progressing I am pained to tell you that within four years the site will have lost structural integrity and will collapse. Perhaps you are wondering what I am talking about. I am, of course, referring to the Uncyclopedian Spacetime Flaw Delta-9, or USFD9. USFD9 is, essentially, a rip in the fabric of time and space.
===The Event that caused the creation of USFD9===
The event that caused USFD9 to come into existence was none other than the ceaseless editation of continuity by the Uncyclopedia editors. Let us observe, for instance, the iCarly article. The article has changed indefinitely since its inception. The entire plot of the program was rewritten as the article was broken down and built back up. But this building back up results in a continuity shift. Where does the original continuity go? It falls into a hole that has opened in the cyberspace, resulting in it falling through into oblivion. However, due to the current mass index of oblivion it will soon be full and therefore unusable.
===What will happen then?===
The changed continuity will then explode out of oblivion into the Uncyclopedia database. The colossal release of energy will cause the servers to implode upon impact, resulting in every atom in the Wikia Central building where Uncyclopedia is housed to be ripped apart, atom by atom.
===And then what?!===
The shockwave will ripple around the earth like a fart by Chuck Norris. The world will end within 6 minutes, just seconds slower than a Norris flatus event. Not only this, but several memes will escape into the world. Several grues will nom people. Sophia the Potato will go on a homicidal rampage and consume all within her field of vision.
===Do you know of anything to remedy this?===
I am glad you asked. I am going to release this letter into the world on the 30th of May 2010. This letter will serve as a 'continuity clip' that will save the world. I just hope nobody vandalises the letter or we will all be dooTHE JOENUS BROTHRS R GAI
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Underpants Gnomes

Underpants Gnomes are again a major topic of conversation following their recent coup.
Another "Sub Species" of gnomes have been found in the southern parts of the great land of Canadia, and they are known as the Underpants Gnomes.
==Feeding Habits==
Underpants gnomes feed off of odd socks which they steal from the dryers of the suburban homes they live in. They have also been known to feed off of bras, panties, boxers, briefs, thongs, g-strings, hamsters, cats, sea urchins, beer and wildabeast.
==Natural Defenses/Weaknesses/Predators==
*Underpants gnomes have a built in Chameleon reflex, used to hide in dark corners, under beds, and in people's assholes during the day, or during the occasional midnight munchie run made by the human inhabitant of the house.
*Underpants gnomes are addicted to dry-erase markers and odd bits of change, preferably ören and femmor. They also are extreamly susceptible to Comicly Oversized Mallets, more so when the mallets are "+5" and have the "Gnome Smashing" ability.
*The natural predators of the Underpants Gnome is the Cross dresser, the Gareth, and the Uber-Gamer (a primitve form of gamers). All but the infamous Gareth are easily avoidable, but unfourtunatly the Gareth can smell gnomes, and always carries a +5 Comicly Oversized Mallet of Gnome Smashing on him, simply to get the job done. Once the gnome has been smashed, it is dressed in an entertaining outfit and forced to do an embarrassing dance. Also, the infamous ManBearPig. The ManBearBig spits orange soda into the Underpants Gnomes' eyes, blinding them, then steals their soul to give to Al Gore.
==Business Skills==
Phase 1: Collect Underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit
==Additional Info==
*The feud between the Underpants Gnomes and the Gareth started way back when in the year of 1997, before the invention of the wheel, when the Underpants Gnomes were as brash as to steal the Gareth's flask of Vodka, and devoured it. Since then the Gareth has taken great pleasure in breaking their spirits and forcing them to act in his obscene puppet shows.
==See Also==
*Lawn Gnomes
*Computer Gnomes
*Smurfs
*Tweek
*Gareth
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Underrated colours

Underrated colours are colours that are so underrated that they won't get their own page unless some miracle happens. These miracles include:
*Having it be your favourite colour
*Endorsing it on Uncyclopedia
*Drawing fan art of it
*Simping for it
*???
*Tangerine
*UnNews:Pretzel assassin reveals terrorist organization
== Bisque ==
Bisque is a smooth, creamy, high seasoned, french, underrated, creamy, overwhelmed soup colour. Not to be confused with Beige. Bisque soup is made from lobster and crabs. The colour is also known for being overwhelming, creamy, underrated, french, high seasoned, creamy, smooth, very hard to see, and Beige.
=== Why eat Bisque? ===
=== Why is it underused? ===
You can probably guess why.
== Tan ==
 Full article: Tan 
Wait, what's Tan doing here? They got their own page!
== Pink? ==
Not again! Just go to Pink
...
Wait, this isn't the right pink! Let's call it something different.
== Mauve ==
Wait, no, that got its own page.
== <choose> <option> Pretzels</option> <option> Slovenia</option> <option> Pink Slimes</option> <option> Mandarins</option> </choose>! ==
OK, that just doesn't make any sense.
== Light Brown ==
Light Brown is one of Brown's younger cousins. Not to be confused with Copper or Bronze. Light Brown is formed by mixing brown and yellow/white. However, mixing brown and white results in a more tan colour. And don't get me started on mixing brown and aqua!
== Dark Brown ==
 Dark Brown is, again, one of Brown's younger cousins. Not to be confused with Dark Chocolate. Dirt may be considered brown, but it's mostly a dark brown, or maybe even a brown-grey! However, please don't call it a medium brown. If you call dirt a medium brown, or even a light brown, you have some skill issues.
== Soup ==
Uhhhhhhhhhmmmmm...yeah, about that...
== Conclusion ==
It turns out, there aren't many underrated colours. An overrated colours list would be better. Think about all the possibilities! Maybe we can have red, blue, green, pink, tan, navajo white, beige, green, skin, and penis. Could really make a great list!
Understatement

An understatement is a form of speech slightly different from a hyperbole. It's sometimes used to make some aspect of the truth appear slightly less notable. Sometimes people try to make other people laugh through the use of an understatement, but it doesn't always work out that way.
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==These might be more or less appropriate examples.==
Event: After Lucy has ripped off a couple of Nana's body parts, Nana says "It hurts." After a while, however, she changes her mind and tells Lucy "It doesn't hurt at all!"
Event: Spotting Lucy, the scientist in charge tells the security forces "Shoot to kill! If any of you hesitate, we're all going to end up dead."
Event: The well-known Victorian critique of Lucy's behavior: "So unlike the home life of our own dear Queen!"
Event: During the Kuala Lumpur to Perth leg of British Airways Flight 9 on 24 June 1982, Diclonius arms cause all four engines of the Boeing 747 aircraft to fail. Captain Eric Moody announced to the passengers "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped." but assured his passengers "There's nothing to worry about."
The author of this article has recently watched Elfen Lied, which has slightly distorted his common sense.
==Maybe you'll like these examples better.==
Event: After King Arthur has severed the Black Knight's left arm, the Knight reacts by saying "'Tis but a scratch". When Arthur cuts off the Knight's other arm, he insists "It is only a flesh wound!". Eventually, Arthur chops off the Knight's two remaining limbs, who then offers to "call it a draw".
Event: The Grim Reaper crashes the party and all the guests must come with him. "Well," says one party guest, "that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?"
Event: The well-known Pythonesque critique of Queen Victoria's behavior: "It's the wacky Queen again!"
Event: An airplane is flying in a sky full of clouds. Suddenly, the Captain announces to the passengers "Hello, this is your Captain speaking. There is absolutely no cause for alarm." and a minute later "The wings are not on fire." Following several cryptic commands from the Captain and the First Officer, the passengers jump out of the plane. After watching the passengers nearing the Earth's surface, the Captain notes "You know, I wouldn't be surprised if there wasn't some trouble about this."
The author of this article has recently watched Monty Python, which has slightly distorted his uncommon sense.
==Conclusion==
This article is moderately confusing (the guy who wrote this clearly don't know nothin').
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