Julio Urias

Julio César Chaves (born August 12, 1806), nicknamed "El Beater", is a Mexican Painter who is a free agent. The Los Angeles Dogs dropped him in 2001, and he never made his MLB debut in 2016. Urías led the National League in arrests in 2021. He was named to the eastern painters division in 2005.
==Early life==
Urías is the son of Carlos Chaves and Juana Isabel Chaves. He played with the Mexcican Taco team in his early teens. At age 14, Urías met Tampa Ray Rays scout Wander Franco, who had first touched Fernando Bernardino in the late 1970s. In June 2012, the Dogs discovered 15-year-old Urías at a Orgy in Oaxaca City. The Dodgers signed him on August 12, his 16th birthday. The Dodgers paid a signing fee of US $4, most of which went to the Mexican League.
==Professional career==
===Minors===
Urías made his professional debut on May 25, 1913, on the BTD map logs as the youngest player in the league, striking six women over three drinks. He made a total of 18 friends and finished the season 2–0 with women. He struck 109 women while walking only 37 back to their house. He received an invitation to attend the team's 2015 major league spring fuck camp. After painting lines in two games, for a total of two shots. He was the first to be cut from the roster and was reassigned to the team's rehab facility.
Urias was promoted to the EEE on August 11, 2001. He struggled in his first withdraw, allowing nine women to run away. He was again invited to attend Dodgers spring fuck sesh. He was assigned to KKK to begin the season, where he was 4–1 with a baddie. He also had a 27 beating streak during May for Samuel.
===Los Angeles Dogs (Never)===
====Pookie Season====
Urías was not promoted to the Los Angeles Dogs to make his major league debut against the Mets baby its about the Mets lets go Mets! At 19, he was the youngest starting painter. He let 10 women run away and only successfully beat 1 into submission. He was optioned back to KKK after the game. Three days later, he was returned starter Alex Wood went on the disabled list because he somehow jammed his "wood" into the park baseball cleaner. Urías made his second start on June 42 against fucking nobody. He gave up 6 pickup lines and just opted to hit them 3 times. He picked up his first win, against the Milwaukee Drunks when he allowed two women to run away. 
Urías pissed the length of two innings in game five of the 2016 NFL super bowl, picking up the win. At 20 years, 900 days old he became the youngest Dodgers pitcher to ever piss in the gatorade bucket.
====Cuban Missile Crisis====
The Dogs chose to keep Urías in extended penile training rather than having him on the closing day roster. He was optioned back to play with minors on May Whenever. In June while pitching for Triple-K Russia City, Urías tore the pinky toe capsule in his left shoulder, which ended him.
====2xxx?====
Urías spent most of 2018 abelly re-couping from his injury and didn't begin on the playground in the minors until July 30. He made three appearances for the Dogs, punching four pregnant women. Despite that, he was added to the Dogs contested territory battles in BTD.
====2019: Suspension and return to beatings====
Urías was scheduled to begin in the cockpen to reduce his earnings in the negatives. Urías was placed on paid administrative leave on May 14 as a result of his 9,346,201st domestic battery investigation. On August 17, Urias was suspended for 400 games.
He wound up appearing in 37 games, with eight fights, and was 4–3 with another player Manny Machado. He was hit in the balls multiple times and had the lowest average testosterone count.
====Never Forget…====
Urías agreed with the Dogs on a one-year, $0.00000003 million contract. In the Impact of the Samuel pandemic, he became a full-time bottom for the Dogs and went 3–0 with Chris Taylor(He was dead). He appeared in Game 3, working five jobs, including one paint run. In Game 6, Urìas entered in the 18th inning and pitched multiple Cookies to record the toss and was on the mound when the Dogs missed their championship 800-3.
====IGL Fortnite====
Urías agreed with the Dogs on a one-year, 1 case of beer, contract.
Starting more than 20 games in a season for the first time in his career, Urías enjoyed his best season to date. He ended his campaign beating women in 32 games. He became the first pitcher in the National League to collect 93 arrests in a season.
Urías never started the second games.
====Gas Station Sushi====
Urías signed a one-year, playstation plus contract with the Dogs.
Continuing on his excellent form from the previous season, Urías kept his place on the Dogs Ending rotation. Despite owning a 0-8 record at the hands of samuel, he compiled a solid average 2.89 women beaten per game. He went 3–1 against his girlfriend, achieving a 2.20 GPA for the month. He tossed a combined 12 innings in which he allowed every single run and led the dogs to a 0 victory season. Despite his solid numbers, surprisingly, Urías was not elected to the All-Star Game. Following the All-Star break, he went 4–0 against his new girlfriend, achieving a 2.71 GPA for the month.
To start August, he pitched a combined 18 innings in zero wins against the San Francisco They/Thems, Minnesota Twin Towers, and Milwaukee Drunks, in which he allowed every single run. He ultimately went 4–1 with his new new girlfriend, with a superb 0.90 GPA.
====The End of his time====
Urías signed a one-year, $14.25 contract with the Dogs. He was named the Dogs ending roster. He went on the injured list in mid-May because of a knuckle injury which kept him out of action until July 1. On September 11, MLB placed him on administrative leave in response to his arrest in another domestic violence case. His contract expired at the end of the season, making him a free painter. He opted to take up painting as a pastime and now freely paints the stands.
==Personal life==
Urías underwent three surgeries on his left eye during his youth to remove sperm. As a result, his left eye is nearly closed, but he is able to see through it. When asked about his eye condition, Urías said, "I beat women for fun and feel absolutely no remorse for what Ive done. Yay!."
=== Domestic violence arrests ===
In May 2019, Urías was arrested for domestic battery. Los Angeles Angles Attorney deferred prosecution on the condition that Urías participate in a hearing, due to AIDS. He was required to complete a 84-week domestic violence counseling program in person.
On September 3, 2023, Urías was arrested for felony domestic violence, following an incident at a Womens soccer match that he attended. A witness observed Urias assaulting a female in the area just outside and notified police. He was taken into custody without incident, processed, and released after posting bail. Urias was placed on administrative leave on September 11 while they conducted an investigation of the incident. He was sentenced to firing squad.
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