FreakyBob

My name is David, I'm 27 years old and I've been watching SpongeBob for as long as I can remember. It was one of my favorite shows growing up and I loved to watch it with my mom whenever she would let me stay up late enough to watch it. My love for the show only grew when I started dating my girlfriend, Mary. We met at college and quickly hit it off. She too shared my love for the show and we would always have marathon sessions where we'd watch all the episodes over again. But little did I know that my obsession with SpongeBob would lead me to one of the darkest moments of my life.
It was December 14th, 2012, and I had just received the news that Adam Lanza, the shooter who committed the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre, had died. The news shook the nation and left many people in a state of shock. As a policeman, I knew that I had to do something to help my community heal. So, I decided to volunteer to investigate Lanza's computer. As a huge fan of SpongeBob, I thought that maybe there was some sort of connection between him and the show. Little did I know that what I was about to find would haunt me for the rest of my life.
When I got to Lanza's house, I went straight to his computer. After all, if I could find out why Lanza liked SpongeBob so much, maybe I could understand what drove him to commit such a horrific act. I opened up the computer and scrolled through the files until I saw something that made my heart skip a beat - a file labeled "FreakyBob." My curiosity piqued, I opened it and what I saw made me feel sick to my stomach.
The episode began with SpongeBob in his usual cheerful mood, but something was different. He looked...twisted. His eyes were black as coal, and his smile was more sinister than usual. Suddenly, he transformed into a monster-like creature with razor-sharp teeth and claws. The episode then cut to Squidward, who was lying in bed when suddenly SpongeBob appeared in front of him. But instead of being friendly, SpongeBob began to assault Squidward in a way that was beyond anything I had ever seen before. He ripped off Squidward's clothes and began to fondle himself while making lewd comments. The scene was so disgusting that I almost threw up right there.
But things only got worse. Next, SpongeBob appeared in Mr. Krabs' office and began to assault him as well. This time, SpongeBob forced himself onto Mr. Krabs while laughing maniacally. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. How could anyone create something so depraved? And yet, here it was, staring me right in the face.
As I continued to watch the episode, Patrick, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and even Gary the snail all fell victim to SpongeBob's twisted desires. Each scene was more graphic and perverse than the last, as the credits rolled, instead of the nickelodeon logo it said "made by chatinx" in a generic font. By the end of the episode, I was feeling both horrified and aroused. I couldn't believe that I had watched something so depraved and yet, part of me enjoyed every second of it.
I must have spent hours watching the episode, trying to make sense of what I had just witnessed. Was this some fucked up parody? Or is this fully serious? By the time I finally shut down the computer, my mind was reeling with questions and emotions that I didn't know how to deal with. How could someone create something like this? Was it because they were disturbed or perverted? And why did I enjoy it? Was I somehow twisted too?
I never told Mary about what I found on Lanza's computer. I couldn't bear the thought of her thinking that I was somehow connected to this depravity. Instead, I kept it hidden deep inside me, a secret that I carried with me every day. Even now, years later, I still think about that episode sometimes. Sometimes, I wonder if I'll ever be able to erase it from my memory forever.
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