Beta/Season 3/Election Results

===Decrees===
*Interviews passed with 10,914 votes, 33% of all decree votes.
**The Microphone lifts
***Note: Player stat ratings and new personal information was made available by clicking on a player's name.
**ERROR: The Grand Unslam Weakened The BridgeWithout conclusive evidence, this is also believed to be the cause of the Wyatt Masoning.
**Spacetime Tears over Los Angeles
**The Infinite cit(ies) shine
**Platonic Form Corrupted
**You've looked too close...
*Eat The Rich passed with 10,883 votes, 33% of all decree votes.
**Each 99%-er received 193 coins from the top 1% of coin-havers.
**So the people have spoken, so it shall continue.
===Blessings===
List of Blessings Results:
*Bloodlust blessed the Hades Tigers 
**Yazmin Mason's pitching stats were maxed out.
**The Tigers won with 10% of the vote. The Unlimited Tacos had 12% of the vote. 8312 votes were cast.
*Exile blessed the Hades Tigers 
**Hades Tigers sent their worst hitter, Alyssa Harrell, to the New York Millennials and received Mclaughlin Scorpler in return.
**The Tigers won with 2% of the vote. The Kansas City Breath Mints had 27% of the vote. 4760 votes were cast.
*Go Away blessed the Philly Pies 
**Philly Pies sent away their worst pitcher, Kevin Dudley, to the Charleston Shoe Thieves and received Forrest Bookbaby in return.
**The Pies won with 23% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 5947 votes were cast.
*Evil Wind Sprints blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands 
**Their baserunning was increased by 15%
**The Jazz Hands won with 1% of the vote. The New York Millennials had 29% of the vote. 14,776 votes were cast.
*Highway Robbery blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands 
**The Jazz hands stole Nagomi Mcdaniel from the Hawai'i Fridays and sent Bevan Underbuck in return.
**The Jazz Hands won with 3% of the vote. The Baltimore Crabs had 49% of the vote. 9615 votes were cast.
*Summoning Circle blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints 
**Rodriguez Internet's hitting was randomized from ½ to ★★½.
**Grey Alvarado's hitting was randomized from ½ to ★★.
**Eduardo Ingram's hitting was randomized from ★ to ★★★.
**The Breath Mints won with 36% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 16,905 votes were cast.
*The Rack blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints 
**Their defense was increased by 15%.
**The Breath Mints won with 13% of the vote. The Tigers had 23% of the vote. 14,269 votes were cast.
*Rigour Mortis blessed the Houston Spies 
**The Canada Moist Talkers, Miami Dale, Seattle Garages, and Breckenridge Jazz Hands had their baserunning decreased by 10%.
**The Spies won with 17% of the vote. The Yellowstone Magic had 21% of the vote. 7665 votes were cast.
*Pretty Plz? blessed the Seattle Garages 
**Their hitting was improved by 3%.
**The Garages won with 4% of the vote. The Magic had 24% of the vote. 11,495 votes were cast.
*Pseudo-Thumbs blessed the Seattle Garages 
**Their pitching was improved by 10%.
**The Garages won with 33% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 18,717 votes were cast.
*Headhunter blessed the Baltimore Crabs 
**The Crabs stole Nagomi Mcdaniel from the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and sent Holden Stanton in return.
**The Crabs won with 50% of the vote. They were the highest bidders. 8151 votes were cast.
*Anticapitalism, brought to you by Friends at the Table blessed the Unlimited Tacos 
**The Tacos maxed out their Anticapitalism attribute.
**The Tacos won with 5% of the vote. The New York Millennials had 16% of the vote. 15,210 votes were cast.
*Exploratory Surgeries blessed the Unlimited Tacos 
**Wyatt Mason's pitching was randomized from ½ to ½.
**Wyatt Mason's pitching was randomized from ½ to ½.
**Wyatt Mason's pitching was randomized from ½ to 0.
***Note: Yes, the same player was randomized three times and got worse every time.
**The Tacos won with 11% of the vote. The Charleston Shoe Thieves had 25% of the vote. 23,028 votes were cast.
*Vulture blessed the Chicago Firefighters 
**The Firefighters stole Axel Trololol from the Kansas City Breath Mints and sent Atlas Guerra in return.
**The Firefighters won with 4% of the vote. The Baltimore Crabs had 57% of the vote. 8000 votes were cast.
*Team-Building Exercise blessed the Chicago Firefighters 
**Joshua Butt's hitting was randomized from 0 to ★★½.
**Edric Tosser's hitting was randomized from ½ to ★★★½.
**Paula Mason's hitting was randomized from ½ to ★★★½.
**The Firefighters won with 7% of the vote. The Philly Pies had 14% of the vote. 16,587 votes were cast.
*Performance Enhancing Demons blessed the Chicago Firefighters 
**Their overall attributes were raised by 8%.
**The Firefighters won with 3% of the vote. The Mexico City Wild Wings had 13% of the vote. 18,027 votes were cast.