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Hawaiian pizza

Hawaiian pizza, better known as Hawaiian poison, is a disgusting and inedible variant of pizza with pineapple all over it. Despite what its name may suggest, it was invented by a Canadian chef in the 1600s after he learned Italian pizza chef Mario Mario and his brother Luigi Mario had stolen his cocoa beans. As revenge, he attempted to poison him. 
It is often found in Pizza restaurants that have nothing better to put on their menu and you may need to call the suicide hotline after taking a bite. It is featured in Canadian propaganda whenever their totally holy sovereign puppet master, the United Kingdom, gets mad at the Republic of Italy for any reason at all.
== Usage In Psychology==
Hawaiian atrocity used to be used in therapeutic assessments to test for psychopathy. The rule was that if the patient said they liked it, they would instantly be marked as having severe symptoms in the assessment. This was marked as obsolete in 2016, when a bunch of sub-par-in-intelligence retards protested outside of the White House to have it deprecated. I think we can all agree that these low-lives were wrong for this. Bring back the Standardized Hawaiian Psychopathy Test. 
==Mussolini's war on Hawaiian pizza==
In 1941, shortly after joining the Second World War on Hitler's side, Benito Mussolini declared war on Canada for inventing this disgusting Pizza, a move that had strong condemnation across the world except the nations that had a brain and agreed pineapple pizza was garbage. As a result over 70 thousand pineapple pizzas were burned. The book, "Pineapple-a Pizza-a genocide-a, why-a it happen-a", a harrowing tale released on the subject in 1987, got a total of 0 sales.
==See also==
 
*A pizza a day keeps the doctor away
Category:Canadian cuisine
Category:Hawaii
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Hawaiians

Hawaiians are sweaty and small gingerbread men made from molten lava and pineapple and baked to a delicate crunch. This recipe was created by Martha Stewart with the assistance of Dan Aykroyd's mother.
==Overview==
Hawaiians enjoy singing and dancing. Their native dance, the hula dance, is often performed by females wearing hula hoop skirts, which were originally invented by Scarlett O'Hara, founder of the O'Hara airport in Atlantis.
Hawaiians are native to Hawaii. They own a huge volcano, which they use for procreative purposes during the annual bake-off, where they feed virgin pineapples to it, in hopes that it will erupt, producing more of these crispy critters known as Hawaiians.
Most Hawaiians are part of the PGA (Pineapple Growers Association). The islands are known for their delicious pineapple producers. The growing season is all seven months of the Hawaiian year. Many famous PGA competitors include Larry Rivera, Jack Nicholson, and Ghandi. The go their annually to grow their pineapples.
Hawaiian men all own big canoes. Females are not allowed to ride in those as the hula hoop skirts tend to cause then to overturn, which is considered a moving violation by the HIPS (Hawaiian Idiot Patrol Squid). The squid are ruthless. They have been known to write tickets at a moment's notice and seemingly never run out of ink.
Recently the squid broke up the Sugar Cane Cult -- a group of ruthless Hawaiians who are upset because they were overcooked. The group of "crusty gingerbread men" is responsible for many homosexual movies, including Grease, Brokeback Mountain, and the Richard Simmons Workout series. The HIPS have been after this organization for many years. They were caught while viewing the spaceship Arizona; they tried to hi-jack the ship, but then they realized that gingerbread people don't have hands. The ship was wrecked next to the HIPS headquarters. As punishment for their heinous crimes, they were sodomized by all eight of a giant squid's tentacles.
Hawaiians are also well known for attempting to take over New Zealand, which caused the kiwis to become addicted to that meaty treat known as Spam. They succeeded, and now Hawaii owns New Zealand the Spam market convincing them to set up an "Area 51" at 666 South Road, Auckland. No one knows when the reign of terror will end, but this is even more horrific than the Fire Brigade Attack of 1791 that took place at Waikiki, Hawaii. invasion of Pearl Harbor by the British.
==Famous Hawaiians==
*Barack Obama
*Don Ho
*Bette Midler
*Jack Johnson, singer-songwriter
*Adam Carolla, in-the-closet Hawaiian
*The millions of cans of Spam, a tasty treat
*Janice Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele
 
Category:Ethnic groups in the United States
Category:Hawaii
Head ripping off

Head ripping off is the practice of removing a person's or thing's head via means of ripping it off.
== History ==
The history of head ripping off is well documented with one recorded incident prior to the second (known) recorded incident.
Former United States president James Garfield was the first person to be assassinated by head ripping off. His assassin, Bill Clinton, snuck into Garfield's room as he was asleep at 12:30 AM September 19, 1881. His head was ripped off and he died instantly. Garfield's head was then taken to a Drug AddictTM Doctor, who takes drugs in front of you and then proceeds to act like a dick. The head died shortly after. Clinton was charged with 1st degree Ripping the President's head off and sent to America, where he would eventually be impeached.
== Modern Uses ==
In modern times, head ripping off is a popular recreational activity with children. Children often will swap the heads of their classmates as a form of torture or to establish their dominance in the school's social hierarchy. Head ripping off is the usual practice of removing the heads of other students, but other methods such as decapitation or head transplanting are also occasionally used.
Head ripping off had also became a more popular form of execution. This trend began in 2014 when Ohio was faced with major criticism for their new policy which mandated the use of diseases such as rabies and Ebola in lethal injection style executions. Many people claimed that it was unfair to the viruses for them to be forcefully injected into the bodies of humans against their will.
In response, the government of Ohio developed a machine that rips the head off of death row inmates, and is designed to be as humane as possible. It emits soothing white noise and prisoners are placed in a cushioned seat, before the machine's metallic talons dig into their neck and painlessly wrench their heads off. The claw is coated with topical anesthetic to reduce any pain the machine may cause.Onion:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lfsMMVgIToA&has_verified=1
== In Popular Culture ==
During the filming of season 2 episode 29 of SpongeBill RectangleShirt, Dirty (a chipmunk) rips off Rat-Rick's stupid cone shaped head. The incident led to the cancellation of the show and left Rat-Rick suffering from further reduced brain function.
== References ==
Head them off at the pass

Widely thought of as the greatest military strategy in warfare, "Head them off at the pass" has been used throughout history as the downfall of the Candian military. It is doubtful that the origin of this phrase can be linked to a specific battle or military leader, but it's use to consistently defeat Canadian invasions is significant.
==The 1492 Canadian Invasion of the Ocean Blue== 
About to be taken over by Canada, Columbus uttered those famous words "Head them off at the pass". In a stroke of genius, the Columbian Army was able to beat the Canadian Army to the pass, resulting in the immediate slaughter of millions of Canadian Soldiers.
==The 1776 Canadian Invasion of Boston== 
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About to be taken over by Canada, George Washington uttered those famous words "Head them off at the pass". In a stroke of genius, the Continental Army was able to beat the Canadian Army to the pass, resulting in the immediate slaughter of millions of Canadian Soldiers.
==The 1812 Canadian Invasion of Easter Island== 
About to be taken over by Canada, Easter Island Statues uttered those famous words "Head them off at the pass". In a stroke of genius, the Easter Island Army was able to beat the Canadian Army to the pass, resulting in the immediate slaughter of millions of Canadian Soldiers.
==The 1897 Canadian Invasion of Alaska== 
 
About to be taken over by Canada, Alaskan Eskimos uttered those famous words "Head them off at the pass". In a stroke of genius, the Alaskan Army was able to beat the Canadian Army to the pass, resulting in the immediate slaughter of millions of Canadian Soldiers.
==The 1920 Canadian Invasion of Germany== 
About to be taken over by Canada, Hitler uttered those famous words "Head them off at the pass". In a stroke of genius, the German Army was able to beat the Canadian Army to the pass, resulting in the immediate slaughter of millions of Canadian Soldiers.
==War on Christmas== 
About to be taken over by Canada, Santa Claus uttered those famous words "Head them off at the pass". In a stroke of genius, the Claus Army was able to beat the Canadian Army to the pass, resulting in the immediate slaughter of millions of Canadian Soldiers.
==The 3056 Canadian Invasion== 
About to be taken over by Canada, George W. Bush XXXIII uttered those famous words "Head them off at the pass". In a stroke of genius, the US Army was able to beat the Canadian Army to the pass, resulting in the immediate slaughter of billions of Canadian Soldiers.
==The Candian Canadian Invasion== 
About to be taken over by Canada, ironically drunk Canada uttered those famous words "Head them off at the pass". In a stroke of genius, the Canadian Army was able to beat the Canadian Army to the pass, resulting in the immediate Hockey Game of millions of Canadian Soldiers, with beer eh.
Category:Military history
Heart

The heart is an organ in the human body. No, not that one. North of there. No, that's your trachea. Yes, there it is!
==Function==
Blood flows throughout the body, just as my soul flows throughout the universe. Wow. As blood flows through the heart, the heart heats it to the apropriate temperature. This prevents your brain from freezing, though this can be cured by drinking slurpees, slushies or even icees.
The heart is able to do this because it contains all of the love within the body. This is why people in cold countries (such as Swedes and Eskimos are such affectionate people, since if they stop loving they'll freeze to death. People from hot countries such as Mexico can afford to be less loving, which is why they won't return my calls.
It is also the name of a 70's Rock band that made the song "Piranha". Other than that no one cares about them.
==Diseases of the Heart==
*Hypothermia. Caused by conditions of extreme cold or sometimes even X-Treem cold. The blood cools, causing the heart to become depressed and shut down. Treatment requires immediate heartwarming, such as Disney movies, or exposure to puppies.
*Heart Attack. Can be caused by red meat, cigarettes and alcohol, but it is usually triggered by tofu abuse. Cured with electric paddles. Cool, no?
*Angina. A good name for a girl. St Angina is the patron saint of TV cop shows.
*Broken Heart. Caused because girls have cooties. So there.
*Lonely Heart. Fortunately, it is considered to be better to be an owner of a lonely heart than an owner of a broken heart.
*Grinch's Disease. A terrible condition in which the heart grows up to three sizes in a day. This can cause the lungs to collapse or in X-Treem cases, the chest can burst open like in Alien except instead of an alien out pops a heart. There is no known cure. Please give generously to the Grinch Foundation.
*Ghandi's Syndrome. Also known as Mother Theresa's Malady, Osmondism or Jimmy Carter's Disease. Caused by excessive niceness, the patient becomes literally "all heart". With no ribcage for protection or stomach to digest food, the patient soon dies.
*Heart/Spork Disorder. A rare condition, believed to be caused by being brutally stabbed in the heart with a spork. The only known cure is to prevent anyone stabbing you in the heart with a spork. This is why I always keep a shotgun loaded, and never leave my shack.
==See also==
*Listen to Your Heart
*Spleen
*Blood
*Human anatomy
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Heart Attack In A Wrapper

In the early years of the 1980's, Burger King's stock was plummeting, its business slow. It didn't have so much to do with the fact that the employees were legally dead and they all wore shady glasses, than the fact that they were guaranteed to shoot people who looked vaguely in their direction. Burger King needed a fresh new look. Something to re-connect them with the unarmed civilians of the X'dies.
They needed:
Heart Attack in a Wrapper!
=Development=
They got their top researchers on the job immediately. At once, the team started to distil, dissolve, and generally muck about with anything they could find. Cheese, potatoes, X-Boxes, mice, and dictionaries were all experimented upon, until a bright young lad called Octavious Bob found the answer. Unfortunately due to legal reasons we're not allowed to tell you what exactly it was they did, but after a few trips to the cow excrements refinery centre, they were ready to start their business up anew with their new burger, Codenamed "hillybilly delight".
=Release=
Immediately, customers started flooding into a Burger King outlet near you by the thousands! Burger King was saved! That is, until those stupid "Heart Foundation" nerds started publishing stupid magazines on completely irrelevant topics with irrelevant headlines, such as:
"New Hillybilly Delight Increases Risk of Diabetes By 500%"
"New Burger Causes Radiation Poisoning In Small Child"
Now, some silly people began to take this a reason to stop eating the H.A.W. This would not do. Burger King got round on a big round table and began to shout out their ideas all at once. Eventually the person with the loudest voice suggested making a full on assault on the Heart Foundation Center. But how would they achieve such a mass scale attack? They began to dig out the documents of the greatest war-tactician ever to live, which happened to be inside George Bush's diary. After several hours of reading his strategies, they decided to do what always seemed to work. They would fire a nuclear bomb on it. Far more cooler than nuclear bombs, nuclear bombs were later discovered to be the very same ones that someone set us up in the war for great justice.
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Category:Causes of Diabetes
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Heart Sussex

Heart Sussex (previously Southern FM, also operating as Heart Sussex for Crawley & Surrey in Crawley and Surrey) is a very nauseating radio station broadcasting to unfortunate people in the United Kingdom. It was owned by GCrap Media, and is now part of Satan FM.
Southern FM is predominantly music-based, playing pop from the 1980s through to the present day. The station carries programming from its Worcester studios from 3am to 7pm weekdays, and for shorter periods at weekends. Other programming is provided centrally.
Radio Southern originally went on-air in 1992. The initial presenter "Crew" consisted of Sammy "The Sea-Snake" Southall at breakfast, Roy "Not a Leopard but" Leonard in the morning, Graham "No news like bad" Hughes in the afternoon, and Mike "Boy" George at drivetime. Weekend presenters included Jeff "Julia" Roberts, Rob "Too old for School" Yarnold and Bob "The Builder" Lee. 
For the first decade or so, the station opened at 6 a.m. (7 a.m. on Sundays) and closed at 8 p.m. to save people during the night hours. Later the station provided a 24-hour Concentration camp service by joining up with BBC Radio 4 from 10 p.m. and then a wider network of Midlands stations from 1 a.m. Radio Southern took the SuperConcentrationStation overnight service in the late 90s, and when that closed crowds rejoiced.
After its licence was renewed in 1994, the station split into Southern FM, playing newer music, BBC Radio 1 and BBC Radio 2 ("Quality" and more than the 3 tracks that Wyvern FM played) which was essentially a gold service. This caused mass panic due to the huge reception area of AM signals.
==HelloMoto FM==
After Motorola acquired Shit40uk, Motorola bought Southern FM to broadcast the default 'HelloMoto' ringtone that came with Motorola phones, non-stop, 24-hours.
People soon stopped listening, so Motorola sold Southern FM back to Gcrap for a penny, and bought the BBC instead.
==Programmes Currently Broadcasting on Wyvern FM==
* Breakfast 6am - 10am with Eason Breadcake
* Late Night Love with Graham "Also Single" Torrington
* Music Control with Kevin Hughes
* Drive time with Paul Ellery
* Party Saturday non stop "music"
* Sunday Evenings with Myleene "No" Klass
* Big Ones and New Ones with Andy "Big One" Kench
* Live at the Local
==External links==
*Southern FM Website
*Southern FM Website
Category:Radio stations in the United Kingdom
Heartagram

The heartagram is awesome. It's like a heart and a pentagram, it's so deep, like good and evil balanced. That's how I am inside, deep pools of good and evil, evil always about to consume. I should write that down somewhere and give it to that girl who wouldn't go to the eighth-grade dance with me. Then maybe she'll understand me and the darkness inside. A lot of heartagram stuff has the name HIM on it.
Heartagrams are like, the essence of my soul. So I have all the heartagram stuff. I have the hoodies, the arm socks, the regular socks, the shoes, the shoelaces, eleven shirts, the jeans, the necklace, the belt, the belt buckle, three posters, the bracelet, the skateboard, the boxers, the hat, stickers all over my binder and locker and the bass I play in the school orchestra, the watch, the wristband, the keychain, the earrings (my mom won't let me wear them so I keep them in the heartagram pewter jewelry box), the messenger bag, the jacket, the lighter, the ID case, the CD visor, the candle tin, the bedsheets, the pillowcases, and heartagrams drawn all over every other damn thing I own. I would have a tattoo but my parents won't let me, so I just drew one on my arm and go over it with a sharpie whenever it starts fading. I even this one CD of some band that uses heartagrams all the time. I don't really like the music on it, but it looks pretty cool.
One time I wrote this poem for that girl who wouldn't go out with me and I drew heartagrams up and down the sides. I don't remember the poem. It was mostly Nirvana lyrics I printed off of the internet because I heard she liked that band, so I thought if I gave her some of their stuff and said it was mine she would like it and want to be my girlfriend. She thinks I'm a poser. I wish there was some way I could show her the real me, but I'm trapped inside this cage of my sadness. I should write that down, too. I could write her another poem and show her the deepness of my soul. And before you say anything, I am NOT an emo, OK? I'm a punk. I am SO punk. I have all the punk merchandise. Emos are all losers. I'm alternative.
Category:Teen Angst
Heartbreak of Psoriasis

In the ignorance and abject misery of the Dark Ages—when the human spirit labored under the horrors of Black Bubonic Gum Disease, the Monty Python Inquisition, almost universal illiteracy among those who could read, and incessant garlic-flavoured flatulence—in those evil times mankind first faced what later generations would know as Heartbreak of Psoriasis. (This was the name given by Celebrity Cruise Lines when it put psoriasis on a menu of savoury diseases. Some people wanted to name it "Psoriasis Brulee" or "Consomme de Itchy Hide", but "Heartbreak of Psoriasis" won out.)
==Are You A Sufferer?==
Do you struggle to get up mornings, preferring to stay a-bed until long after your boss has given your job to a half-mad orangutan? Does your bottie itch? Are you pestered by succubi, incubi, the Hindu demon Ramanathi Gorgash, and/or magenta mastodons? Have you ever wanted to write an article for Wikipedia?
Then Heartbreak of Psoriasis may have infected your soul.
===Exegesis===
The nearly unbearable burden of human consciousness is not without peril. It is not a free ride...no matter what liberals and Emmanuel Kant might say.
To exist is to suffer.
To exist as a human is to have an itchy bottom.
This then is Psoriasis: no matter what you want, if you want it strongly enough you will absolutely not get it. Ever. No matter what else happens in this mirror-dance men call life, you will always be denied what you most desire.
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Fair Notice Warning: The above does not apply if what you really want is pain and suffering. If that's what you're after, see Mistress Dominica and Wolfie in the basement immediately after this article.
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The Heartbreak part is best explained by the image at right. We will say no more.
===Treatment===
During the aforementioned Dark Ages men would cut holes in each other's skulls to alleviate the horror of the Heartbreak. They swallowed medicinal remedies such as wormwood, toad bladders, bezoar stones, and swamp fungus (which they got from the festering wens of Belgium). They whacked each other with leather straps and chanted incomprehensible prayers passed down through the generations by deaf-mute madwomen.
Nothing in modern medicine is any better. We recommend the toad bladders. They don't taste as bad as they sound. Trust us on this.
The Chinese traditionally write out the angsty bits of their personal Heartbreak on a scrap of vellum and stuff it down a goat's lungs. This supposedly transfers the Heartbreak to the goat. It doesn't work. It only made our goat angry, and he gored us savagely about the thighs with his huge sharp tusks. We wept for days, and our Heartbreak got worse.
==In Closing ==
In the final analysis, there's not a damnéd thing to be done. 
Heartbreak of Psoriasis is part and parcel of the human plight. (Along with bleeding eye syndrome and garlic-flavoured flatulence.)
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Category:Things that make you itch
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