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Ronan Combs

Ronan Combs was a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from , Day 93 until Fall Ball. Combs has previously played for the Mexico City Wild Wings.
==Official League Record==
Combs joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings with .
During the , Combs was affected by the Decree and gained the modification.
During a , Day 105 playoffs game against the Seattle Garages, Ronan, along with 4 of his teammates was hit by a pitch thrown by Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Ronan became Unstable, greatly increasing chance of future incineration, until day 108.
During the , Combs retreated to the Wings' Shadows as a result of the Wings' will, resulting in a combined stat increase.
On , Day 93, the Yellowstone stole Combs from the Mexico City Wild Wings and gave them to the Yellowstone Magic. During the , Combs gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
==History==
Combs is the first and only half-seal player to enter the world of blaseball. He states that his entry is due to early encouragement from his Selkie mother, whose motives remain unknown. From a young age, he campaigned for a change in the law to allow seals to play, though so far he is the only person to have benefited from this. 
Sick of the perceived stigma of seals only being good for balancing beach balls in circuses, his own motives are that "one day, when people think of seals, people will think of blaseball." It is nevertheless rumoured that he is extremely good at balancing a blaseball bat on the tip of his nose, though footage of this feat has yet to surface.
===Alternate Reality===
At the end of Season 4, the Wings traded Combs to the Mexico City Jalapeño Poppers, the team's equivalent from a dimension where dinosaurs still tread the earth. They received the Poppers' Ronan Combs in return. While the new Combs (born to a pinniped father and human mother) is a weaker pitcher and batter due to a college upper-fin injury sustained in a Utahraptor attack, he benefits from having put in a couple more hours practicing his crow hop. More importantly, his world-famous whiskers, easy-going demeanor, and passion for seal rights remain ever-constant.
==Fan Works==
File:Switch!.png|by 
File:RonanCombs.png|by 
File:Sealthedeal.gif|alt=gif saying "Seal the deal!"|from Wigflip.com
File:Ronan Combs Card.png|thumb|A Tlopps Card of Ronan Combs by 
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Original Players
Category:Nonhuman Players
Ronan Vargas

is a player in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since the Season 2 elections. Vargas has previously played for the San Diego Saltines during Season A of Ultra League Blaseball, Mexico City Wild Wings, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.
==Official League Records==
===Prehistory===
All records of Vargas prior to the Semi-Centennial game are only available from the Library in the following volumes:
*Pre-History I:
**, listing Season A's statistical leaders and MVPs as originally named after Day 162. Vargas had the league's second highest batting average (0.3338323353293413).
===History===
Vargas was first recorded in the ILB as a Null Team player in the Hall of Flame. During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Vargas played for the Rising Stars. Vargas then fell to the Mexico City Wild Wings as a pitcher.
On , Day 17, Vargas retreated to the Wild Wings' Shadows in exchange for Stephanie Winters at Basin of Mexico Park via the .
Vargas was recruited to the Chicago Firefighters' Shadows during the Season 2 elections via the Firefighters' Dark Matter blessing.
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       Ronan Vargas is one of the most famous glolf players of all time, operating under the alias of “dog dad.” Though in this universe the splort has been discontinued, Vargas hails from a separate one where the splort continues to flourish. The dangers of glolf eventually resulted in Vargas being thrown through a space time rift, splitting the player into multiple versions across spacetime, one of which landed and started playing for the San Diego Saltines. 
       Ronan Vargas is a javelina, though spacetime shenanigans often add onto and distort Vargas’ form. Some common attributes include peacock feathers or a peacock tattoo. The rift also left Vargas with a slight disconnection from reality, resulting in a slightly non-euclidian form. Vargas is always seen being followed by many dogs.
       Vargas tends to be aloof, off putting really liminal vibes. The rest of the Wild Wings, many of which have also dealt with the weird realities of spacetime, welcomed Vargas with open arms, which seems to please the hard to read javelina. The only person who can find Vargas in a game of hide-and-seek is Cell Barajas.
Category:Shadows
Category:Pre-History Players
Category:Resurrected Players
Rosa Holloway

is a player for the Ohio Worms, and has been with the team since Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Holloway joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Baltimore Crabs with .
During the December 2, 2022 Fall Ball, Holloway fell to the Ohio Worms.
Rosa Holloway (He/Her) is an emergency paramedic and Blaseball player, presently playing for the Ohio Worms. Rosa earned a degree in paramedic science from Johns Hopkins University, where she ran the medic tent at athletic events for many years. Rosa volunteers frequently at community protests and events.
Rosa is a compassionate and sympathetic person, but he is straightforward in his words and actions. Other Worms players have been known to remark “Wow, Rosa is not putting up with any silt today.” Rosa learned from his paramedic training to react quickly and decisively, and takes a similar approach with most of his social interactions. When asked about his approach to life, Rosa stated “You either take your chances, or you don’t. If I make a mistake, so be it… because hesitating is the worst mistake of all.”
Rosa has a snail assistant named Football. Football is highly trained, and an essential part of Rosa’s operations as a medic. When concentrating intensely, Rosa is able to supernaturally see through the various “layers” in a person’s anatomy, to assist with diagnosing and treating injuries.
Rosa has little patience for her own appearance, preferring to shave her hair for convenience’s sake. She maintains a (largely accidental) sea/ocean aesthetic: those near her tend to smell occasional whiffs of sea air and seaweed. Rosa spends a great deal of time at the lake near the Wormhole, wishing that she were on the ocean instead. In her time off, Rosa knits large sweaters and spends quiet time around the team and her other friends. Rosa is fluent in Spanish.
As Rosa has advanced in age, he has found that he sleeps less and less. As of the time of this writing, Rosa has stopped sleeping entirely. Weariness does not creep in – rather, Rosa is able to maintain focus as long as necessary, even in his leisure time. This has helped establish him as a “team parent” type figure. He tends to wait until the right moment to speak up, chiming in when he knows exactly what to say and can anticipate what his listeners’ reactions will be.
Rosa remains very physically fit, which is a bond she shares with Jacob Winner. She feels some responsibility to ensure that Winner and Arturo Huerta don’t get up to too many shenanigans. Rosa has some qualms about Johnnyboy Aster because he is quick to speak and often wrong in what he says. Rosa has provided support to NaN in the past, as NaN continues to grow into a new role as a leader of the Worms. Rosa shares brief moments of rest and respite with McDowell Mason, getting coffee together or hanging out at the lake in near-silence.
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Category:Former Shadows Players
Rosales Darkness

is a player for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Darkness previously played for the Wyoming Dolphins during Pre-History I, Ohio Worms, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.
==Official League Records==
Darkness was first seen as a lineup player for the Wyoming Dolphins after the Dolphins were revealed in the Library, under A Traitor in Pre-History I.
On an unknown date, Darkness gained the Ego+ modification, and some time after, gained the Siphon modification.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Darkness was pulled from the Dolphins and played for the Rising Stars as a lineup player. Despite the Dolphins not being incinerated, Darkness fell to the Ohio Worms' lineup at the conclusion of the game.
During the December 30, 2022 Fall Ball, Darkness fell to the Chicago Firefighters.
Rosstin Andante

is a player in the Shadows for the LA Unlimited Tacos, and has been with the team since the .
==Official League Records==
Andante joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers as the Moist Talkers' Playoff Birth.
During the , Andante Evolved to as a result of the blessing.
Andante was traded to the LA Unlimited Tacos' Shadows with no replacement during the via the blessing.
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Category:Playoff Births
Category:Players With Base 1
Roster:RisingStarsRoster

* James Nolan
* Sutton Picklestein
* Jaxon Buckley
* Nagomi Nava
* Sexton Wheerer
* Abbott Wright
* Gerund Pantheocide
* Jada Frederick
* Lady Matsuyama
* Beck Whitney
* Tiana Wheeler
* Commissioner Vapor
* Vessalius Sundae
* Jessica Telephone
* Agan Espinoza
* Peanut Bong
* Ronan Vargas
* Rosales Darkness
* Baby Doyle
* Rat Mason
* Mcdowell Mason
* Caleb Novak
* Dunlap Figueroa
* Abner Pothos
* Adalberto Tosser
* Winnie Hess
* Gunther O'Brian
* Castillo Turner
* Hatfield Suzuki
* Adelaide Judochop
* Tot Fox
* Scratch Deleuze 👥
* Rigby Friedrich 👥
* Eugenia Garbage 👥
* PolkaDot Patterson 👥
* Lottie Ceilingfan 👥
* Slosh Truk 👥
* Nicholas Mora ()
* Collins Melon ()
* Hewitt Best ()
* Sosa Peperomioides ()
* Tillman Henderson ()
* Jaylen Hotdogfingers ()
* Sutton Bishop ()
* Don Mitchell ()
Roster:VaultLegendsRoster

* Wyatt Glover
* York Silk
* Nagomi Mcdaniel
* James Mora
* Liquid Friend
* Valentine Games
* Aldon Cashmoney
* Parker MacMillan
* Paula Turnip
* Chorby Soul
* Goodwin Morin
* Cote Loveless
* Fletcher Berger
* Jaylen Hotdogfingers
* Tillman Henderson
* Hewitt Best
* Clare Ballard
* New Megan Ito
* Uncle Plasma
* Pitching Machine
* Don Mitchell
* Sutton Bishop
* Sosa Peperomioides
* Collins Melon
* Nicholas Mora
* Nagomi Mcdaniel III 👥
* Nagomi Mcdaniel II 👥
* York Silk II 👥
* York Silk III 👥
* Aldon Cashmoney III 👥
* Aldon Cashmoney IV 👥
* Chorby Soul VII 👥
* Chorby Soul VI 👥
* Chorby Soul V 👥
* Pitching Machine III 👥
* Chorby Soul IV 👥
* Liquid Friend XIV 👥
* Liquid Friend IX 👥
* Uncle Plasma IX 👥
* Liquid Friend XVI 👥
* Uncle Plasma XVI 👥
* Liquid Friend III 👥
* Goodwin Morin II 👥
* Cote Loveless II 👥
* New Megan Ito III 👥
* Liquid Friend X 👥
* Uncle Plasma X 👥
* Liquid Friend XIII 👥
* Uncle Plasma XIII 👥
* Liquid Friend XV 👥
* Uncle Plasma XV 👥
* Goodwin Morin III 👥
* New Megan Ito V 👥
* Clare Ballard II 👥
* Liquid Friend XI 👥
* Uncle Plasma XI 👥
* Liquid Friend IV 👥
* Uncle Plasma IV 👥
* Liquid Friend V 👥
* Uncle Plasma V 👥
* Pitching Machine II 👥
* Liquid Friend VI 👥
* Uncle Plasma VI 👥
* Valentine Games II 👥
* Liquid Friend VIII 👥
* Cote Loveless III 👥
* Uncle Plasma VIII 👥
* Fletcher Berger II 👥
* Clare Ballard III 👥
* Liquid Friend XII 👥
* Liquid Friend VII 👥
* Uncle Plasma VII 👥
* New Megan Ito IV 👥
* Goodwin Morin IV 👥
* Aldon Cashmoney II 👥
* Valentine Games III 👥
* Liquid Friend II 👥
* James Mora II 👥
* New Megan Ito II 👥
* Uncle Plasma III 👥
Roxetta Compass

is a pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists.
== Official League Records ==
Compass joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
== History ==
=== Background ===
Compass is a mass of moving winds collected into a humanoid form through xir collar. Rumors of how xi came to be are varied, but most speculate that xir avid interest in the splort and eventual residency at Pandemonium gave xir xier form. Xi plays by manipulating the wind to lift and move the items.
Despite being a pitcher for Pandemonium, it has been reported that xi has poor control on the speed and direction of xier pitches. Xi does however, have incredible control with the bat but when asked as to why xi did not apply to be a batter instead xi only replied by flashing "WWHA" repeatedly and with increasing brightness.
== Trivia ==
* According to the team, Compass is a fan of the Hawai'i Fridays.
** It has also been stated that xi looked up to Fridays' James Mora and now-Crabs Player Bevan Underbuck.
* Despite xier name and motif, xi is very bad at directions. Many reports say that xi did not mean to find xier way to Pandemonium; xier residency and entrance to the team was almost entirely accidental.
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=== Fan Art ===
Misc- bosspom.png|Compass and PomPom by @chezforshire
SKY compass.png|Minis by @HetreaSky
News From TGB.gif|Animation by @chezforshire
File:Pandemonium artists full roster.jpg|Official player roster @PDMN_Artists
File:PDMinis.png|Roster minis by @HetreaSky
Category:Players
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Pitchers
Royal Crown Malort

Royal Crown Malort is a non-alcoholic beverage from the city of Chicago. It is the official drink of the Chicago Firefighters.
== Recipe ==
Royal Crown Malort is an even mix of RC Cola, non-alcoholic Malort, and hydrant water. It can only be drunk from a fire hose at full blast.
It is also commonly referred to as "Butt's Special Stuff", as Joshua Butt invented it in order to help put out the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire. As a combination of three liquids, it is an example of Butt's Law in effect.
== Usage ==
The Fire House has hoses strategically placed around the stadium. Whenever the Firefighters hit a home run and Betsy the cow knocks over her lantern, starting a fire, Royal Crown Malort is sprayed on the masses below both in celebration and to put out the fire.
Occasionally, the Firefighters will drive around in the official team Firetruck and spray Royal Crown Malort at pedestrians as it travels throughout Chicago's streets.
== Branding ==
RC Malort Bill board.png|Photo by Fen @sublimemarch.
RCMALORT FULL.png|Art by Fen @sublimemarch.
RCMALORT.png|Art by Fen @sublimemarch.
AWORDFROMOURSPONSORS.gif|Made by PhirephighterFil
Malorthose.gif|Made by PhirephighterFil
Category:Chicago Firefighters
Royal PoS

Royal PoS were a blaseball team that participated in the inaugural Coffee Cup between and . They were captained by Dudley Mueller and Don Mitchell.
==Official League Records==
Members of Royal PoS were chosen because their Coffee Style is Plenty of Sugar. Mitchell and Mueller were chosen as captains because out of eligible players, they had the highest-rated pitching and batting, respectively. The remaining roster was determined by a combination of being idolized and star rating.
Royal PoS was eliminated in the first round of the Coffee Cup after being swept by Milk Proxy Society. The team did not see play following the Coffee Cup and did not migrate to post-Beta Blaseball, meaning they are now defunct.
== Roster ==
Category:Teams
Category:Royal PoS
Category:Coffee Cup
Ruby Tuesday

Ruby Tuesday is an event that took place on , Games 32-33 when multiple players were incinerated due to a combination of naturally occurring deaths during Solar Eclipses and due to the first revealed demonstration of the effects of the Unstable modification.
==Timeline of Events==
===Prelude===
As a consequence of the resurrection of Jaylen Hotdogfingers after the end of , during games in Season 7 where Hotdogfingers pitched they could occasionally hit players of the opposing team. Affected players received the Unstable modification, whose concrete effects were unknown prior to Game 32, except for the fact that it was a modification with a Weekly-duration.
On Season 7, Game 30, during the second of a series of games played between the Garages and the Tigers, Jaylen's pitching resulted in both Moody Cookbook and Mclaughlin Scorpler gaining the Unstable modification. 
===First Game===
On Season 7, Game 32, the Tigers played the Moist Talkers in Halifax during a Solar Eclipse. The heretofore unknown effects of Unstable activated, incinerating Cookbook and transferring the modification to a player on the opposing team, Elijah Bates. Bates himself incinerated, transferring the modification back to the Tigers' Yazmin Mason. After this chain resolved, Scorpler's Unstable modification activated independently, incinerating them and transferring the modification to Antonio Wallace. 
===Intermission===
Either in reaction to community outcry or in order to make sure that all systems were working as intended, officials called a Siesta, postponing the next hour's worth of games.
===Second Game===
During Game 33, during the third game between the Moist Talkers, Kiki Familia was incinerated as per normal Solar Eclipse rules. However, Antonio Wallace was incinerated as a consequence of the Unstable Condition before it chained to Mooney Doctor.
===Aftermath===
There appeared to be no immediate effects on the game itself apart from the revelation of the descriptions of both Unstable and Hotdogfinger's unique Returned modification. However fan outcry was immediate and negative, resulting in backlash directed at both officials and Jaylen themselves.
Category:Events
Category:History
Category:Library
Ruby Tuesday Memorial Tim Hortons

After the devastating events of Ruby Tuesday, the Hades Tigers and Canada Moist Talkers united in soliditary. An exchange of gifts at the end of season 7 demonstrated this newfound bond: Jesús Koch received the fireproof jacket very briefly owned by Mclaughlin Scorpler from the Tigers, and the Moist Talkers presided over the grand opening of the first Tim Hortons in Tartarus.
Category:Hades Tigers
Category:Community-Made Places
Ruffian Applesauce

was a lineup player for the Core Mechanics, and was with the team from the Descension until being incinerated on , Day 79.
==Official League Records==
Applesauce joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.
On , Day 79, Applesauce was incinerated and replaced by Adelaide Judochop. 
==Fan Works==
File:Ruffian Applesauce Concept.png|Ruffian Applesauceby KABOOMdle
File:Ruffian Applesauce grey.jpg|Art by @william7th depicting Ruffian after their incineration, as they haunt the Pillars and periodically inhabit players.
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Category:Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Players With Base 1
Ruffian Scrobbles

is a player in the Shadows for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the team since , Day 4.
==Official League Records==
Scrobbles joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Boston Flowers on , Day 4 after the incineration of Adalberto Tosser.
On , Day 37, Scrobbles retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Jada Frederick at Boston Garden via the .
==History==
===Appearance===
A creature born from chaos Ruffian Scrobbles has been described by those who have seen them as "just a little creature" and a "fire-loving gremlin". It has also been regularly described as adorable and loveable.
Scrobbles is roughly the size of a regulation blaseball.
===Born from chaos===
Scrobbles was born in the most chaotic era of Blaseball and everything from their appearance to their behavior is befitting. It loves to create mischief and chaos, with its most common habit being committing arson (safely). 
Reports from members of the Boston Flowers have stated that "it's the accidental fires you have to worry about"
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File:Ruffian concepts.png|Concepts for Ruffian by Mortimer_Mekhane
File:Ruffian Scrobbles.png|Ruffian Scrobbles by Mortimer_Mekhane
Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Rufus Gubbins

was a player in the shadows for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Records==
Gubbins was first seen as a player in the rotation for the Tokyo Lift after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
On Gamma 3, Season 1, Day 32, Gubbins entered the shadows for the Lift via Night and was replaced by Jason Andante. Upon entering the shadows, Gubbins experienced a combined stats increase of .
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Tokyo Lift Short Circuits Players
Runolfio Peeper

Runolfio Peeper is the Poet Laureate of the Baltimore Crabs. To date, he is the only Poet Laureate in Blaseball. There is some uncertainty about who, exactly, Peeper is. Most people are familiar with the Runolfio Peeper who attends nearly every Crabs game, watching quietly from the left field bleachers. This Runolfio Peeper is well known in the Baltimore community--proudly Mexican-American, a former municipal bus driver, and an addiction-recovery counselor. He is often seen scribbling poems on napkins in the Crabitat, which fans later picked up.
When this Peeper was interviewed by the Baltimore Slun, the reporter mentioned Peeper's famous poem about Nora Perez. "That one is quite excellent," he said, "and I can say that modestly because I didn't write it." The reporter was confused, and asked who wrote the poem. "Why, it says right on the poem." Peeper replied. "Runolfio Peeper is the author." 
Others have pointed out that Peeper sometimes officially releases books of poems or appears in the newspapers, but at other times his poems are found on the ground (who knows how many have been lost to the Crabitat cleaning staff) and therefore the authorship of some the poems could be any fan who had a handy pen and napkin. "All of my favorite Runolfio Peeper poems are the ones that other people wrote." Peeper said during another interview.
Peeper poems honoring incincerated players:
*Nora Perez
*Combs Duende
*Tillman Henderson
Peeper poems about current players:
*Kennedy Loser
*Pedro Davids
*Silvaire Roadhouse
*Finn James
Peeper poems about former players: 
*Winnie Hess
*PolkaDot Patterson
*Valentine Games
*Joshua Watson
*Holden Stanton
*Oliver Notarobot
*Tillman Henderson
*Axel Trololol
*Sutton Dreamy
*Baldwin Breadwinner
*Forrest Best
*Alyssa Harrell
*Nagomi Mcdaniel
*Brock Forbes
*Chorby Soul
*Luis Acevedo
*Tot Fox
*Adalberto Tosser
*Evelton McBlase II
*Parker Parra
*Montgomery Bullock
Category:Baltimore Crabs
Rush Ito

was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from until Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Ito joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Miami Dale with .
During the , Ito's batting was increased from as a result of the Dale's will.
During the , Ito joined the Dale's active roster via the Dale's will.
==Fan Works==
File:THAT’S HOW I GET MY BANG.png|by @glassgoblin
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Category:Former Shadows Players
Category:Players with the Nullified modification