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Winslet fatalism

Winslet fatalism is a school of thought whose subscribers (twenty percent are male) have come to the realization that they will never, ever, be with actress Kate Winslet and therefore there is no point in living. The philosophy had floated around the ether for several years, but it was officially founded as a movement by Steve T. Moses of Mediocre Britain in 1999 after accidentally catching the last half of the film Titanic on HBO. Or, to be more precise, right after the scene where Winslet poses nude.
==Arguments==
The argument upon which Winslet fatalism is built is called the Winslet argument and goes as follows:
*If you're willing to give Kate Winslet a foot massageher feet are actually bigger than she is, bigger than the rest of her entire bodyshe may let you. But she won't give you the time of day otherwise.
*If you're ill and call a doctor, Kate Winslet will not fall in love with you.
*Likewise, if you're ill and don't call a doctor, Kate Winslet will not fall in love with you.
*Therefore, there's no point in calling a doctorKate Winslet still won't know you exist.
*If you want Kate Winslet to know you exist, you have to be a man who is already married or engaged.
*When Kate Winslet was a child she was fat and ugly, and no one knew she existed. She always thoughtsomeday it'll be different...
This argument was controversial for quite a number of years, but now it is widely accepted as truth. Entertainment Weekly called it the Most Depressing Truth of 2005. It is also taught at universities around the world along with other philosophies that will screw with your head.
==Cults==
thumb|For a small fee, payable to the Winslet Trailer Fatalists Foundation, you can be allowed to fantasize.
There have been millions of cults centered around Winslet fatalism throughout the world, with memberships totaling one each. However, there have also been some larger organizations.
In 2005 smelly homeless lunatic Randall C. Murphy started the Winslet Trailer Fatalists, or WTF. WTF, an offshoot of Murphy's multimillion dollar Will Work For Food Corporation and his The End Is Near Foundation, has the mission to somehow defy their own beliefs. Their mission statement is as follows:
==Suspension==
This philosophy was briefly suspended in 2001 after her divorce. It was reinstituted in 2003 when she remarried but suspended again when she divorced her second husband in 2010.
==People who are not Winslet fatalists==
*Leonardo DiCaprio
*Jim Threapleton
*Sam Mendes
==See also==
*Ned Rocknroll
Category: Philosophy
Category:Hot Babes You Don't Have A Chance With
Wise Latina

A Wise Latina is a woman of at least marginally identifiable hispanic heritage who speaks perfectly grammatically structured English with no ethnic or regional inflection, but has a broader life experience than a white male and is thereby better able to make judgments in matters pertaining to the law.
==Why Wise?==
Wise Latinas are so-named to clearly differentiate them from normal latinas, who, despite the breadth of their life experience, still use too much hair product, can't pronounce the letter "y" and are too stupid for weighty matters like interpretation of the constitution. Wise Latinas bridge some vaguely defined gap between big-titted street hos who get beaten by their pimps daily and can't pay their light bills and the institutions that govern jurisprudence. Because a Wise Latina feels the history of sus hermanas despite being separated from it by decades of institutional learning, she can effectively bring justice to their cause before the stodgy white men in whose hands their fate often lies.
The normal latina, also called a "ho", is apt to date black men, appear in court, fail to use contraceptives and "[not] take no shit from nobody". She is best exemplified in the character of the famed single-named entertainer, Charo. Sexy, stupid, big-chested and fake, Charo presents the image of the normal Telemundo latina to perfection. Despite the stark contrast, however, the Wise Latina somehow feels Charo's culture and brings it into consideration when faced with the task of judging any case which may arise in her interest.
==Feminine Wisdom and Hispanicness==
The Wise Latina, while she respects her Catholic upbringing, reviles the conservative aspects of it. Against the clear stance of el Papa, she supports the use of contraception and a woman's right to choose to terminate a pregnancy, even if she refuses to go into details about the issues when pointedly asked, because it is inappropriate to do so without hearing arguments or listening to all parties.
She loves her madre and can precisely recall times of familia filled with laughter, joy and tortillas. It is this connection to her hispanicness that makes her strong and able to make better judgments than other, whiter men whose family life may not have been as blessed with ethnicity and pride, and whose experience with tortillas was limited to the local Taco Bell.
It remains unclear, however, what advantage of judicial prowess, if any, the Wise Latina may have over an equally wise black, asian, or other non-white female.
==Que Viva La Raza!==
Without a doubt, the cultural phenomenon known as the "Wise Latina", with her impeccable combination of wisdom and hispanicness, is the best individual to pass judgements in matters of law and jurisprudence. Certainly better than old white men.
Category:Women
Category:Mexican culture
Category:Latina
Witch hats

Witch Hats, or the hats that witches wear, actually have a great history among the people that know about them. Fortunately, for you, I know about them. All about them. And Soon, you will also.
== The making ==
Although you may not know about it, these hats have a very long history. Created in 2000 BC by a man named Edmund Witchhat, these hats give witches most of their magical abilities. This is because of how they were made. Before you continue, remember, Edmund was a sick man and this is not for the squeamish. The lining of the hat, on the inside, is made of suffering baby orphan seal skin, and the wicked seal flesh material is dunked in the rotting blood of innocent children. All hats were constructed on desecrated indian burial grounds.
== The history ==
When Edmund found that these hats gave witches their powers he started to sell them. But eventually, because of the government, that was just starting to form; they started to arrest and/or brutally beat anyone selling the hats. So, before he got caught, Witchhat ran off and stared the black market So, now selling witch hats underground, had went into hiding, and eventually died, on the toilet, then shot about fifteen times, in 1991BC. But just because the creator was dead, did not mean that the hats would disappear. About 2 years later, a group of witch radicalists rose from hiding and started a rebellion against the new government. But no one ever really found out about it, the government cover up skill was extremely progressed for their time. The radicalist group did many things to anger the government, though. 
== An end for witches? Not Necessarily. ==
They stared a cult to worship the devil, and the Mayan god Amen Ra. They used this an excuse to do things like: continuing to sell and make pointy black hats, kill government agents, eat human babies, puppies and kittens on the night before Halloween, and other things like that. This kind of thing went on for nearly 1000 years until the government found a way to easily kill the witches, and almost all of the witches died. The few survivors went into extremely isolated hiding. Some traces of the witches have been claimed to be seen in Wiscosin, Idaho,and Oregon, but the people that made the claims were immediately kidnapped and interrogated by the government, then never seen again. An end for witches? Maybe. but some say, that if you close your head in the toilet on Halloween, you will smell shit, just like any other day. 
And that is where babies come from.
Category:Clothing
Category:Witch
Witty humour

Witty humour, or just humour (notice the proper British spelling) is, compared with real humor such as fart humor and stories about getting laid, a really boring and unfunny type of humor, popular among the Brits. The level of humor reflects the poor conditions of Britain; a lack of central heating and electricity is not a thing to laugh at. Neither is warm beer. English royalty, however, is a thing to laugh at.
== An example of witty humour ==
- Would you like to have a cup of tea, William?
- Well thank you very much! I'd really fancy it. But only half a cup and don't pour any sugar in it; doctor's order, you know!
- (forced laughter, followed by a long sigh)
* Note to non-British readers: the punchline is supposed to be the phrase "doctor's order, you know"
*Note:This is what foolish americans think
* Note to Foolish Americans: A Punchline is the climactic phrase or statement of a joke, producing a sudden humorous effect.
* Note to Foolish Americans who did not understand the original note to foolish Americans and would like another note to foolish Americans that they may understand: A punchline is the part that makes you happy
* Note: Stop spoiling the joke, you fools!
* Note to Fools: Read the notes!
* Note to Notes: Tell the fools!
* If you haven't shot yourself in the face yet, please do so now.
* Foolish Australian: I don't get it.
* Note: In Trotskyist circles among the British digerati, it gets you.
* Note: E#.
* Note: Ignore all notes, up to and including this one.
* Note: Ignore the previous note.
* Note: Ignore the next note.
* Note: Do not ignore this note.
* Note: In Soviet Russia, note ignores YOU!
* Note: The Russian Reversal is not witty.
* Note: Neither is this note.
* Note: The notes, tired of Foolish Americans, Fools, Foolish Australians, Trotsky, and Russia, quit. You're on your own.
* Note: Ignore the previous note.
==See also==
*Brevity
Category:Humour
Wizard

thumb|300px|Wizards can be very dangerous.
A wizard is a semi-intelligent magical creature that possesses powers which transcend physical reality. It's prone to screwing things up, or just screwing things. Like when a wizard created the universe, or when it suddenly turned evil, or when it sniffed up your cat, or when it shat on your head. A wizard did all of that stuff.
==Types of wizards==
===Magical wizards===
:Main article: A wizard did it
They're the 'normal' kind of wizard. They fuck up your life the regular way.
===Gay wizards===
:Main article: Two wizards did it, Albus Dumbledore
They're the kind that fuck you up the ass. Like anally intense. Also they disappear with a puff.
===Pinball wizards===
:Main article: The Who
These guys will pin your balls with a pair of flippers. They are often blind.
===Rainbow wizards===
:Main article: :Category:A wizard did it
They come in different colors! It's fucking magical or something.
===Pervert wizards===
:Main article: Lesbians: Wizards did it
They're the kind that create lesbian girls and then watch them have sex.
===Rapist wizards===
:Main article: A wizard probably did it
They're the kind that fuck you up the ass in a non-friendly way.
===Orgy wizards===
:Main article: Four wizards, a slutty nurse, and Dennis Kucinich did it
Better watch out for those.
===Shit wizards===
:Main article: 2 Wizards 1 Cup
They will make you poop and eat your poop.
===Wizards with volcanic dragon dicks===
:Main article: A wizard did it: A Retrospective#The Ultimate Wizard Interpretation
If you see one of these, you're done for. It will rape you until you explode with hot lava.
==Conclusion==
Now you know everything you need to know about wizards. You better go hide somewhere now. The wizards are after you.
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fi:Velho
he:קוסם
ja:魔法使い
nl:Tovenaar
pt:Wizard
ko:마법사
zh:向导
zh-tw:嚮導
Category:Magic
Category:Magicians
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Category:Witch
WoW

WoW can refer to:
*Willy on Wheels (a.k.a. Wheely Willy)
*War of Worlds
*World of Warcraft
*World of Whorecraft
*W. on Warpath
*User:Willy on wheels
*User:Willy On Wheels
*User:Willy on wheels! on wheels!
Category:Three Letters
ko:WoW
Women's rights

Women's rights can mean two things:
*If you are a woman, you should not be on the internet. You should be making a sandwich.
*If you are a man, see The Rights of a Woman.
==See also==
*Feminism
*History of Woman
*HowTo:Control Women
*Women's Suffrage 
Category:Human rights
Category:Childish Misogynistic Humor
Category:Feminism 
Category:Politics
Category:Woman pages
Women against women

Women against women is the oldest existing group for female misogynists in Europe.
There are currently 5979 registered members of the charity status organization. The group was started in 1954 by a small band of female students who realised that they couldn't stand their own gender, sick of gossiping, two-faced bitches they decided to seek the eradication of females from the planet.
They sought publicity in their home town of Hamburg, and soon gathered a great deal of interest from like-minded women, and mental health patients.
Since 1982 they have had annual conferences attended by members, and with guest speakers such as Oprah, Nelson Mandela, and Tony Blair who strongly support the radical movement.
Sadly they have had little success in eradicating their own gender, as the population of women in the world has increased since the 1950s.
==Shock tactics of the WAW==
*Their most notable publicity stunt was in 1991 when they ceremoniously beheaded HRH The Duchess of York, wife of Prince Andrew, after she had been tricked into attending a 'tea party' held by the WAW.
Whilst the Duchess was eating, a guillotine was revealed from under a curtain, and she was shoved underneath while the large group of women cheered, and the world's press looked on helpless. Most of the photographs taken of the beheading were later destroyed, but some still remain on the interent on fansites for the royal family.
*Self sacrificing public suicides is one notorious tactic of the WAW. 227 members have so far died at their own hands, supermarkets are a popular venue, followed by toilets, and betting shops.
They use 'female implements' to die by such as stabbing themselves with knitting needles, eating huge amounts of lipstick until they choke, and dousing themselves in perfume and then setting themselves on fire.
This is to show their hatred of their own gender in extreme terms.
==Future for the WAW==
Many philosophers doubt that the group can succeed in their mission, and it is rumoured that many members are actually men dressed as women, that parade round in dresses pretending to hate themselves. The rest are dykes.
==See also==
*Feminism
*Lesbians
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Category:Anti-Gay People Who Are Gay
Category:Sexuality
Category:Homosexuality
Category:Childish Homophobic Humor
Woodpecker

The Woodpecker, contrary to popular belief, is actually a type of bird. The "bill" or "pecker" of this amazing bird is a weapon capable of destroying entire branches in one blow. Woodpeckers are easily recognizable by their fondness for knock-knock jokes and Double Entendres.
==Species of woodpeckers==
;Woody Woodpecker : Also known as the woodfucker, it loves the wood and cannot get enough; it is, no doubt, the most famous species. Formerly seen in great flocks at theaters and on televisions, its numbers have been drastically reduced by competition from invasive species such as the video game and the Internet. Also now that tony blair has nothing to do he has made a hobby of catching them in nets and roasting them over a flaming chefs hat. They are known for making this sound: Hah-ha-ha Ha-ha! Hah-ha-ha Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha! It's either a mating call or the result of using its head for a battering ram for eternity.
;Imperial woodpecker : The Camptownraces monarchist formerly ruled most of the bird world; however, they were decapitated in great numbers during the French Revolution. 
;Lewis's Woodpecker : The Melancholy birdy was discovered by Jerry Lewis, who has refused to share, 'cause it's HIS.
;Ivory Billed Woodpecker : The Polkadot tuskus is one of the most dapper of birds. In a famous example of biological symbiosis, this woodpecker long relied on its companion the elephant to provide ivory for its bill. When poaching reduced the elephant to an endangered species, the ivory billed woodpecker was driven to the brink of extinction.
;Bakelite Billed Woodpecker : Picodot amberolis was produced as a less expensive substitute for the Ivory Billed at the start of the 20th century. As the bills tended to shatter or even explode from sudden blows, the species never lived up to market expectations. Known for being exceptionally gangsta.
;PVC Billed Woodpecker : Picoand sepulveda is now the most familiar species. Not biodegradable.
;Yellow Bellied Sapsucker : Sycophantus seersuckus. No really. Yellow Bellied Sapsucker. That's what they're called, okay? Are you done sniggering now? Oh, forget it.
;Devil Pecker : Devilus gonnagetchous, as seen below. By far the most cunning, deadly, and evil of all woodpeckers, this bird can, and will, take great joy from violently attacking you, often leading to death. Malevolent and unpredictable, this woodpecker should be avoided at all times!!!
Category:Birds
ru:Дятел
Wool

Wool, a type of fuzzy compound commonly used to make socks and ugly holiday sweaters, was invented by Albert Einstein in 1927, earning him the Nobel Prize in Fleece-work. Einstein used much of Heisenberg's work in inventing wool, as Heisenberg invented Sheep. Iron wool, however, did not come about until Professor Esmail Zanjani, of the University of Nevada, managed to create a sheep that was 15% steel. However, he was unable to shear his sheep until Anonymous invented diamond-coated shears. Take note, this is not to be mistaken with Steel Wool, which is a substance resembling wool that is used for severe and, most times chronic, masturbation.
==Theory of Fuzzitivity==
Einstein came about wool through his theory of Fuzzitivity, shown here:
sheep=cute+fuzzy
Einstein concluded that sheep could only be cute with fuzziness, and vice versa. Therefore, he concluded, there must be something contributing to the fuzziness to make sheep so darn cute. Since pi equals exactly three, and there are three vowels in wool (if you count "w" as a vowel), Einstein decided to invent wool in order to make the equation correct.
==Invention==
Einstein took a cauldron and used the following recipe, deduced from random mathematics:
* Three teddy bears
* Two Pokémon
* Rudy from the Cosby Show.
* Pubes from the guys on Jackass
Wool was invented automagically.
==Woolco==
The task of marketing the "have you any wool, yes ma'am, yes sir, three bags full" concept went to F. W. Woolworth, the five-and-dime store lad of Utica NY. His initial approach, conceived while watering his flock in Watertown, was to establish the Woolco network: dedicated to marketing by pulling the wool over the eyes of the Canadian and American public.
It worked well for a while, eventually unraveling at the hands of evil union-busting Mall-Wart in the 1990s.
Sheepish investors, having herd the news, wandered away and chose instead to invest in RAM manufacturers. Those who invested in virtual memory lost everything during a short power failure.
The Woolworth empire did hold on to the Foot Locker chain, where it's believed that old Frank W. Woolworth has hidden the last of the money in his wool socks.
==Possession of==
Being as wool was created by godless Scientists it is quite easy for even beginner demons to possess it and cause murderous mayhem (see Paula Abdul), however this was outlawed by Microsoft in 1999 and cases of it have subsided since.
==Common Uses==
* Something to pull over your eyes
* Disguising black sheep of the family
* Warmer replacement for cotton mouth
* Instant candyfloss, just add sheep nits.
Category:Woolly
Category:Sheep
Woop sie (perso n)

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Anyway, Whooziee is a person borne in Paul a rund 1145, and iz very sezy, and is anicegrl. Uforyunstly she is hay, the worlds firt ghey peron.
Sge, I men he, I mean shris a girl physcsly, but is gay. Sge die at ageof 187, a world reord, and dis lag a recordof mdt tyos in asigle sentane.
Sheinvendd te word ghey cusshe c oult. Sge alwa ys types quickly making typos, so what alled "Whioopie", marcing herhis rel name. Apparently traveled to thfiuture an mae an article aboi herself in Ucyloped is.
==Bography==
No hat nuch is know abit her but this is w hat is:
Whe che ws a litle girly, he sufered supram brainzdamage.
He loved hinting cows and seep,but killed many lionz and ele pants too, no oly feedig hir town bur keepig itsfe.
When se reched th ageof 37, shee was nighted by theking.
She hi 42 cows with a single sper thro whn shhe waas abut da sam age ass thge nuber off coes killded.
Att asge of 53, sshe beacme teh Qeuen of Paelau.
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Ths arile is full of typos on he honor as ahero, just hoe shewoul always wan't |t. As a reslt, natIonaz tiyp da was cretd n he rhonr.
==Achiaenvment s==
* 1ts porsen to fiht th e wilde bor ar ande win!
*1sy gayh presson
* BEc aeme teh Qen ov Palppua in 1918
* Cru sed by w ithc Honoie
*Fisrt pros ean to cmoit Suvcide
* Tge lonbgest leviang houm en on Ertgh
* Ddeid
*Mos typis on ine sentace
==Notes==
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