VCR Manual

A VCR Manual is a set of instructions, various language, pertaining to your very new JVC recording device, congratulations. When purchasing, a set of instructions is always accompanied to your very new JVC recording device, congratulations. It explains, common easily understandable, how various components, operating and buttons regulate, congratulations.
==Before Using your VCR Manual, important!==
The VCR manual is a small black-and-white instruction booklet (fig a.) containing the following parts:
# Cover
# Page with product drawing, unfoldable, no language.
# various instructing pages, various language.
# staples
Important notes! Read before using your VCR manual:
* Do not expose the manual to temperatures greater than or equal to 451°F (232.7 °C)
* Do not open your VCR manual before carefully revealing socket A and B with ground wiring become instationary, as this may cause a fatal explosion.
Having taken the preceding three precautions, it is now safe to install your VCR manual. For doing, find a suitable space, lay down the booklet and opening gently.
==First Time using==
Once opening satisfactory, you can start using your VCR manual. Read each paragraph carefully and execute instructions.
NB: Certain paragraphs and sentences will start in perfectly intelligible English, but grammar trailing to the end of instruction set, where inserted component G1.2 to a blue display. This is normal. Attempting to understand what these sentences mean or are intended to mean can cause brain cancer and is therefore not suggested.
==Problems with your VCR Manual==
Problem Description 	Proposed Solution
The VCR Manual won't open. 	
* Often there is a plastic wrapping around the VCR manual. Remove this with a pair of scissors.
* If there is no plastic around the VCR Manual, the pages may be sticking together, apply more force.
* If this does not solve the problem, contact your supplier.
The instructions are written upside down. 	
* Rotate the booklet 180 degrees.
* If this does not solve the problem, contact your supplier.
The instructions for my language are in an unintelligible script. 	
* You are analphabetic. Learn to read.
* If this does not solve the problem, contact your supplier.
The instructions are written black on a black surface, congratulations.	
* You need an external light source which is not included. Try applying a lamp, a sun or open fire. Make sure not to expose the manual to high temperatures.
* If this does not solve the problem, contact your optician.
The VCR Manual flies around the room randomly. 	
* This is a usually a product fault, stemming from an incompatibility with your local metagravitational format. You may need a purchase VCR Manual High Mass Gravity Driven Holding Device, which you should place on top of the VCR manual.
* If this does not solve the problem, contact your local department of metaphysics for information about your local metagravitational format, and ask for an appropriate VCR Manual gravity transformer.
== Language Settings ==
Often the VCR manual will not come in a language spoken within 5000 miles of where you live. For example, if you live in The United States of America, you may see something like this:
:これは英語ではなく日本語で書かれています。日本語を勉強して下さい。
But in Australia, you may see something like this:
:Это будет песня для самого красивейшего города на мире, поздравление. Москва!
The same goes with Japan:
:Si este manual no funciona correctamente, no podemos ayudarlo. Si usted ha comprado esta videograbadora, recomendamos que la devuelva ahora. Hemos cerrado para evitar que personas como usted hagan reclamos o pidan ayuda, felicitaciones.
==See also==
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Category:Technology
Category:Literature
Category:Instructions
Category:FA Technology
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