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Arthur C. Clarke

Arthur C Clarke (the 'C' stands for Credibility) is a world famous fortune teller who lived much of his life in a small island in the Indian Ocean which he shared with many nice, native boys. Born in Minehead, England he grew up traumatised by the Somerset regional accent and at an early age moved to the welcoming streets of London performing a variety of services for rich gentlemen. He would become famous in latter life as the author of three versions of essentially the same book, and as a guy who would look dreamy-eyed into a camera whilst talking about unexplained phenomena. He was not a paedophile.
==Outlandish Claims==
The author has been know to make a wide number of claims which some have linked to his rampant self-absorption. In 1942 he successfully claimed to have invented the typewriter and underwear, whilst less than a year later he claimed water was based on one of his earlier ideas. During the 1960s "his ideas" included the Beatles, assassinating Kennedy and landing on the Moon. Clarke also predicted 100% safe online banking and online shopping.
==Private Life==
During the Second World War Clarke served in the Royal Air Force under the reknowned war hero Biggles and despite his then lowly station would often be found sitting in the Officer's Mess. Following the war he managed to call in some favours and get himself into college where he would idle the days away reading poetry and writing rambling claims about crazy concepts like geostationary satellites and notes about his obsession with stone monoliths.
He spent the last thirty years of his life living quietly (with 37 Sri Lankan boys in hotpants) on an island in the Indian Ocean, persuading people that he was a famous author and not a massive paedophile.
==Writing==
Clarke is the author of numerous science fiction novels, such as Childhood's End (1953), A Fountain of Young Boys (1978), and Cradle (1987), as well as non-fiction works such as The Young Traveler in Space (1954) and Nubile Teen Beneath the Sea (1958). His many short stories include "Trouble with the Natives" (1951) and "Out of the Cradle, Endlessly Orbiting" (1959).
==Things Arthur C. Clarke claims to have invented==
* All Life on Earth
* Fire
* The Wheel
* Isaac Asimov
* HAL 9000 (the first computer to successfully remove Windows 95 from its system)
* The Internet
* Low Orbit Satellites
* The years 2001 through to 3001
* Stanley Kubrick
==Arthur C Clarke's Laws of Pro Gaming==
After inventing the Nintendo Cube 64 in 2001, Arthur C. Clarke formulated the following three "laws" of pro gaming:
#When a distinguished but elderly pro gamer states that the game is crap, he is almost certainly right. When he states that the game is worse than 50 Cent: Bulletproof, he is very probably wrong.
#The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is noclip.
#Any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from hacking.
==See also==
*Making up Arthur C. Clarke quotes
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Arthur Meighen

Little do citizens of Canada know that Arthur Meighen was actually the Prime Minister of their country, twice! Most Canadians, when Meighen is mentioned, shrug and say "who? Is he the dude in the Canadian Tire commericals?" Meighen's periods in office are considered quite successful by many historians, mainly because he didn't have the time to do anything productive. Many consider him to be Canada's best P.M. saying "well, at least he didn't do anything to screw up the country." How many two-time prime ministers can say this? Huh, none. Probably because they were in office longer than two weeks. 
==Early Life==
Arthur James dickhead Byron Tyler Alonzo Hale Anne Ken Lawrence Jordan Eric John Arthur Martin Christopher Patrick Jennifer Jonathan Meighen was born to his parents in before his death. He grew up on a small dirt and diamond farm in southern Texas, until he moved to Northern North Ontario at the age of 3 and a quarter. His parents died shortly after they moved in a car crash. He was then forced to live with his great great uncle and great great great great aunt Tony and Beth. At the age of eleven, he was elected to the Canadian House of Commons for the riding of Upper Upper Juniper in Western New Brunswick. He was then appointed the Minister of Heath by then Prime Mininster, John Sparrow David Thompson.
==Political Rise==
During his time in the Cabinet of Robert Laird Borden he planned his rise to power. His plan was to position the Prime Mininster at a dinner date with him in the outskirts of Toronto. However, World War One was happening at the time and Borden did not have time to go on a dinner date with this pointless backbencher. But luck was on his side when Borden retired and he was appointed new leader of the Conservatives and, therefore, Prime Minister. This shocked the public as they did not know the office of Prime Mininster existed. 
thumb|Meighen vacationing in the Northwest Territories during his second stint as P.M.
==His two terms as Prime Minister==
Borden spent most of his time as Prime Minister not being it. However, even though his terms as P.M are short, one cannot overlook the important legislation Borden brought to the country. They are as follows:
*Brought Alberta and Saskatchewan into confederation (wait, that was Laurier)
*Old age pensions and universal heathcare (no, that was King and Pearson)
*built a railway to the pacific ocean (opps, Macdonald)
*and signed the free trade agreement with the United States( oh, right, that was Mulroney)
But seriously, he did do many great things for Canada, such as:
* The introduction of closure which would never, ever, be abused by any party in power... EVER!
*be the only Prime Minister to be situated in Manitoba, that must count for something?
*personally fought of the invading aliens from Pluto
*passed laws declaring he was a God
*drank 98 beers on a bet by Sir John A. Macdonald
*be the only Prime Minister to lose his own seat when his party wins an election... unless you count King, but that would involve thinking about King.
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Article not about Beyonce

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles (born September 4 1981) is a sixteen-time Grammy Award-winning American R&B singer, songwriter, record producer, Golden Globe Award-nominated actress, dancer, and fashion designer and weave model for House of Deréon. However, this article is not about her. Apologies go out to all of those that may have searched for information on Miss Knowles on this site and came up without relevant results, as this article is not about her.
== History? ==
In September of 1981, a baby was born into this world. This baby may have gone on to touch the hearts of millions, or maybe even millions and one-hundred thirty-two. This baby would one day become a girl, gradually develop an interest in boys and makeup, and then become a woman. This woman had a chance to make the big time. However, she didn’t. Because this woman was not Beyoncé Knowles. Ain't life a bitch?
== Dream Girls ==
In a Google search of “dream” and “girls”, the following things, among others, can be found:
* A request from a third-rate magazine for amateur girls to pose with motor vehicles and be photographed.
* A women’s footwear specialty store advertising their new line of shoes with a $5 dollar cash-back rebate offer.
* A personal ad from a bespectacled man seeking partnership from a woman who shares his interest in competitive kite flying.
Of course, the first 13 million links are related to the 2006 Golden Globe and Academy Award winning American musical film jointly produced and released by DreamWorks Pictures and Paramount Pictures named Dreamgirls. But as Beyoncé Knowles is featured predominately in these, and nor the personal life nor career of Beyoncé Knowles will be discussed in this article, we will omit mention of them. We urge you to go to Wikipedia or another reputable site if you wish to read about Beyoncé or her movies. Sorry for the inconvenience.
== Conclusion ==
This article can’t go on much longer. But perhaps it could if it were about Beyoncé Knowles, because she is quite famous and has done a lot of stuff. Writing about a person with an interesting life makes for much better page filler, but this article is not one of such. Good-bye. 
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* Polish-Lithuanian Empire
* Cheesy potatoes
* Atheist Doctrine
* HowTo:Cook Crocodiles
* Oregon State University
* Kangaroo
== External links ==
*Large Hadron Collider
*Puppies for sale
*Association of Southeast Asian Nations
*Wild Yak Endangered Species
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Artificial consciousness

Artificial consciousness is the opposite of natural unconsciousness. If you aren't that, you're this. It was invented in Adam Glynn's anus in 2003.
Natural consciousness, often abbreviated as "consciousness", is what some non-robots don't claim when they aren't not unconscious, whether that not be natural nor unnatural.
Unnatural unconsciousness, commonly also known as artificial unconsciousness, can be achieved in three and a bit ways.
#Unnatural unconsciousness tablets may be taken.
#This method is left as an exercise for the reader.
#Through violence.
#The robot runs out of juice.
==History==
There has been a long debate in Estonia as to whether death is natural or unnatural unconsciousness. All agree that the dead do not have all the capabilities of the average human (except for the dead ones, obviously). However, it took a perspicacious ex-customs officer to make a breakthrough in 2003 by realizing that some people, whilst giving the appearance or normality—civility even—were in fact only giving an impression of being conscious. He developed an artificial consciousness detector that reported in its artificial consciousness impression as an RSS feed directly into the internationally renowned web encyclopedia, wikipedia. This resulted, as he expected, in immediate referrals to the Arbitration Committee, and thus, immigration into Estonia fell under the indirect control of Jimmy Wales.
==See also==
*Artificial intelligence
*Artificial conscience
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Artistans

The Artistans are a small graffiti group with similar views as that of anarchists. Founded in October 1989 by Sir Henry Stovetop, they became a small, but fairly recongnised group. They are not a terrorist group, nor a gang. They just like fucking shit up. Their goals and tactics involve:
#Pissing off store owners, school administrators, and public restroom janitors.
#Drawing random and fucked up shit on toilet stall walls.
#All of that for no fucking reason.
==Known facts==
#An artistan may or may not have created this page.
#Their main tools of trade are pens and sharpies.
#They sometimes get eaten by your mom.
==Common slogans and doodles==
#Are famous for their quote "Because it is done neither for financial reward, nor critical acclaim, toilet wall drawings are the purest form of art" and variants
#All of their work is usually accompanied by their [symbol].
#"Here i sit and hesitate - should i shit or mastrubate?"
==The symbol and its meaning==
# the symbol has an unknown meaning, except that it represents the artistans.
# symbologists have figured out the creation of the symbol, though.
# it consists of an A and a T put on top of each other, making an A with a line down it and across the top.
# the symbol is outlined and stripped of all its inner workings except the triangle created by the A.
# the symbol is then "squared" and added are lines on the inside edge to represent the folds in the outlined previous shape.
# try it, draw the symbol and write lines down the triangle to make it into an A. then write a T on top of it. fits perfectly, doesn't it?
==A little personal stuff==
===What they like===
#Cookies
#Lighters
#Blowing shit up
#Scaring people and watch how they react
#Anarchy
#Free shit
#Sharpies
===What they don't like (What to do to piss them off)===
#Those fucking mr. clean magic erasers
#Pshycho janitors and administrators
#Windex
#Macs
#People trying to find out who they are (see below)
==Their identities==
Local artistan groups will more often than not consist of many members. While it is not unheard of to have a single-dude gang, it is pretty fucking rare. They will do everything they can to protect their identities, and will not go down without taking the whole system down. 
Confronting a suspected member almost often leads to all the other members getting pissed off and fucking even more shit up.
===If there are Artistans in your neighborhood/school/etc:===
#Do NOT try to find out who they are. This will just encourage them.
#Catching one will not solve the problem. They'll just come after you personally. 
#They have no intention of hurting anyone. They just like shaking things up.
#Don't encourage them either. They'll just think you're gay.
#Let them be, acknowledge their existence, leave cans of spray paint outside for them at night.
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Artistic licence

Artistic licence is a typically a card, which, when shown, allows the bearer to legally create art. Very few countries have adopted this system, which has resulted in a whole lot of crap being produced. Many governments have been criticised for failing to adopt this system, which, if used properly, could result in the prevention of hundrerds, if not thousands, of art-related deaths every year.
==Fake ID==
Problems arise due to a recent rash of people faking artistic licences. The methods of dealing with these offenders differ depending upon the motivation of the person.
==Accidental==
Due to the small number of countries who have adopted this policy, many people do not realise that the term artistic licence represents an actual permit, and may even jokingly refer to themselves having one, not realising that this is not only misleading but is, in some places, a crime punishable by death.
===YOU can Help===
Since unlicenced artists often simply do not know better, it is considered best to ask to see their artistic licences. If, as is often the case, it turns out that they don't actually have one, the kindest thing to do is to tactfully explain the situation to them, citing this Uncyclopedia article as a reliable and always truthful source if they remain sceptical.
==Purposeful==
However, the laws are important because, unlike these few misguided, but generally harmless, people, many perpetrators will intentionally attempt to use their alleged artistic licence to get their way in various situations. Some persistent offenders will use this as an excuse for spreading unrealistic and untrue media and, in extreme cases, have been known to become violent at the suggestion that their artistic licences might be invalid, expired, or imaginary. In these cases, the safest thing to do is to flee screaming into the night, and never speak to that person again. If you are unlucky enough to meet such a person during morning, twilight, or mid-afternoon, contact the local arts council as soon as possible, and then hide in your room for the rest of your life.
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As Seen On TV

The As Seen On TV Seal of Approval is the U.S. Government's highest consumer ranking indicator, as administered by the United States Department of Quality Consumer Purchases, run by Ralph Nader. Any product carrying this seal has been featured on a television infomercial and is therefore of the highest quality. The department also informs citizens that any product not seen on TV, therefore not carrying the seal, is of poor quality and shouldn't be purchased. Those that do are more than likely terrorists, and will be placed on a list. 
It should be noted that this list will probably be ignored until Cat Stevens attempts to buy a salad shooter on QVC at 3 AM.
==History of the Department of Quality Consumer Purchases==
The seal was first administered in 1988 when a government study determined that not enough Americans were purchasing items off of TV informercials, and instead were buying their goods from outdated "stores." This disturbing trend, it was noted, posed a severe threat to the economy. This was on the heels of the famous Plastic Trends Effect on World Economy report which indicated that a decrease in "Baby On Board" car signs could possibly lead to a stock market crash not seen since the 1920s. 
By 2005, all major products were required to carry this seal, and therefore were required to have infomercials created around them. By early 2006, 89% of all network and cable television programing were advertisements. (The remaining 11% was determined to be reruns of BJ and the Bear)
==Enforcement==
Due to free market restrictions, stores in the United States, pursuant to individual state laws, are not actually required to stock only items with this seal. However, as good and patriotic citizens, the Department states, it is your duty to notify proper authorities if you witness anyone purchasing consumer goods not carrying the seal. Citizens who do not, it is noted, may be assisting Osama bin Laden in his War on Freedom.
If you have found yourself accidentally purchasing an item not carrying this seal, you are advised to report, with said item in hand, to your local DQCP headquarters for item confiscation and personal behaviorial reprogramming (it only stings for a second).
==Future Seal Additions==
In keeping with the times, the following government consumer seals are to be announced soon.
*As Seen On The Internet - only applied to consumer goods advertised on Officially Sanctioned Government websites.
*Not Yet Seen On TV (But Informercial Is In Production) - all items with this seal must be returned if infomercial is not aired within six months.
*As Seen On Advertisements Airing on Fox News Channel - similar to As Seen On TV, with the added benefit of a free signed photograph of Sean Hannity with each purchase.
*As Seen On Oprah - because, really, who's going to piss her off?
*As Nailed by Stephen Colbert - indicating persons or beliefs that have been ridiculed into oblivion by Stephen Colbert or members of The Colbert NationTM.
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