Madness Combat 666:Sataning

Warning! This story is made with comedic purpose in mind and is intentionally made as a troll/joke pasta!
Don't take this seriously!
With all of that out of the way, i hope you enjoy!
(gramtical errors are intentional, also this is my first troll/joke pasta.)
Credits:
Madness Combat - Krinkles
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==The Beginning==
Hello, today i would laike to tak abot an expernce i had with the web sho Madness Comat.
It's a series from the erly 2000's, with creatures, alike stick figures, "grunts" and violent and groosome fuight scenes.
One day, i was walking through the park, when i saw a big cardbox big box of cardboard made out of carboard which was a box with a piece of paper and a USB stik.
i decidedt to take the box with me.
Badt Chgoice...
While i was going back houm, i met a drakk mani n a coat.
He stopped me and said:
-BEWARE OF WHAT YOU HOLD IS CURSED AND EVIL!
-Why?
Then he dissapered without a trace, into smoke.I wemnt back home and put the USB intomy compoter.
when i sat down, i got an imenze hrunger , and consumed the paepr, its quit good but id will bfenfeit wifh a bit of vinegrar and ranchk.
btu when i got houm i saw my coumputer was nowere to be sein! so went outside to buy myself a computer, but while i as strolling, i saw a salat
it had computer inside of it. i ate the salda, it wac nice.
==The Contents of the USB Stick==
Once i put the usb into the PC once i got home, i saw 3 files:
=== File #1: ===
it was an image Homer with Nicholas Cages haed, drippy with liquids found in the vascular system, withhyipereliatijkeyes with hyipereliatijk eyes leaking blud.
I smiled:
-I liek the show simpsons!so i saved it on my favorites because i liek simpsons.
=== File #2: ===
it was an text fiel that soem satanic stuf and talking about how lief is meningles.
=== File #3: ===
It was an AVI file, with the thumbnail with a "rat with a mask"
it was titlesds:MC 666:Sataning.
i were happi:
-Madness combat was one of my faoviritei shows when i was 3!
== The AVI File ==
it started with Hank, chilling with Deimos and Snafrod.
I Was shaking and hiding behind my chair as i wathced with terror...
Then Clown(aka Trciky) popped out of the ground with a cahinsauw
Then he saw all of them ain haf.
Thermn Clown turned too the screen, and said:
DEATH HAS GIFTED US
HAIL STAN!!!!
Then he turned bloody with hyper-blodistic hyper-super-photo-foto-mega-ultra-realistic bloody blood with bloody blood drinpng with bloody hypr-treliatchk bloody blood
sprayed out of the computer and splased me with the bloody hyperrealistk real life blood onto my beerd!!!
I voumiteteded onto my keyboard and made my house green flavored, as trikee took a sip when he too out acriz strau and drank my vomeet, he siad it was good.
i vomites some more and becausme a shrek ogre
i flel asleep and dreament about Mahatmi Gandi goung to a stripper club.The woumen wer nice.
i woke up.
it was veri load static with crreepy and demonic stanism and scremy musick!
then the pitc black person teleported with a guitar and said:
I WANRED YOU
IT IS SCARY SAND SPOOKUY AND EVIL VEEDO
He strated tOU play Wonder wal
Then he started the most painful time of my laife!!
My eers were bleeding with rushian gatorade, every bone in my body turned itno milke,with the videoo in the backgroun, every blood cell turned into mice and craweled out m y moutrh and outer hole,tyhen my brain turned into watermelon juooce...
they alll started to laugh at me for turning into splurge...
then the blak fgrue bacome a screamin sklekleton and told me:
I A M STAN
to be cotunuio
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Pointless Violence