Bowser's Final Straw

A parody of fanfics.
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== The Beginning ==
Bowser fell into the Lava again thanks to Mario, after he recovered he has called his minions over. "Koopas! Goombas and all the rest of you... I have the perfect Plan and for that I need, to tell you all that you are all fired!" he opened a trap door where all his minions fell in they were burned to death by Lava. Then he stole a red crystal that had his face on it. Its the crystal of Hellfire the Powers of it are yet unknown but Bowser doesn't hold back as he held it tight a dark energy was filling him. Suddenly he shoot a black lightning bold at a toad and it exploded but... there was not even blood left. Then he saw on all the pictures he stole from the toad that he was missing.
He laughed and grins knowing that this toad now, never existed. He held the crystal tight again suddenly he got bigger and feels like he's immortal. He jumped into the lava all it did was make him bigger and burn hotter then the sun. He crushed the crystal absorbing all it's power. Now he's wasn't visible anymore he can be at any time and moment he want's. He kidnapped peach and this time he knew that, not even Mario can stop him. Peach said in a scared tone: "Bowser? what are you doing too me?" Bowser laughed. I erase everyone in my way, of taking over the Universe!
== Bowser wins ==
Mario arrives and see's Peach but suddenly she was gone and Mario's memories were too. Mario said: "What the hell am I doing here? I have too meet Luigi to do my plumbing job! Sorry king for disturbing you!" Then Luigi arrived and screamed: "Mario! Bowser has the Power too..." then he erased Luigi and laughed. Bowser replied to Mario: "You can clean my Toilets now if you want too! I pay you extra if your job is done quick!" Mario smiled not remembering Luigi and got to work. After Mario was done cleaning Bowser's bathroom, he got paid 40.000 coins. Bowser then killed and absorbed Mario's hidden power. Now Bowser ruled over everything. if someone said anything against him the Person would not exist anymore.
Bowser proceeds by erasing the entire universe absorbing all it's Power and recreating it, how he has pictured it. On earth he made people worship him if they didn't. Bowser would turn them into stone statues and keep their soul in a crystal. These crystals can be used too create a new person with a new and obeying personality. If someone tried to attack him that normally end in him and his family being erased from time except when... The great attack has started. Which would make nice pal Bowser to a evil and mad hyper god that, doesn't care about mortals anymore. He didn't see this attack coming though, but the people also didn't know that he could snap that bad.
== The Great Attack ==
A Guy called Mario and his brother Luigi have come up with a plan too kill, Bowser. They have made the Laser of erasing and gave everyone a mission, so they can stop Bowser. Group A had to distract Bowser by serving him for whatever, he needs. Group B made sure they kill the guards without anyone noticing and all went according to plan until Group C messed it up they were supposed to fire the laser at Bowser but. That backfired horribly. Bowser noticed his guards were missing which is why he scanned the time and erased those that killed his Guards which made them come back too life and then Bowser screams erasing everyone involved with this Plan except those that actually told him, already that it's going to happen.
He then became a evil God that nobody was able to stop anymore as he has covered earth in a shadow mind control field that made him control everyone on earth. Nobody talked ever back too Bowser again after that point onward. Bowser said: "Great job everyone you deserve to keep working harder and harder until I decide that you can become free and turn too stone. If you try to disobey which is impossible you get erased from time for good.
== How I Met Bowser ==
I was in my local Walmart and saw they sell a PC game called Bowser God Simulator 4.5 I bought it for 30.99$ and went home with it. I installed the game on my Laptop and started it up. Suddenly I pass out and wake up in front of Bowser he said: "Hello mortal human, you may serve me forever or die." My choices were limited so I chose to serve him under 1 condition and said: "Fine if I am the only one who serves you for the rest of your life." Bowser replied: "Oh so if that is what you want, then I wont stop you. he created a reality for me that I can live out my deepest dreams to serve Bowser for eternity. Bowser never grew tired of me and watched me in this alternate reality all day long.
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