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THE WATCH

One night me and my cousin Jordan were going to sleep and I saw something and said, "Holy crap did you see that!?" She said "No do you know what it was, I said "No but it looked like a wolf, you know what forget about it and I fell asleep. I woke up the next morning and checked on my dog and I saw she was dead I cried and then I saw she had scratches all on her neck and I showed Jordan and she screamed because she saw the figure I saw the night before. I forgot about it and took a shower then I realized I had scratches on my chest down to my waist .I showed Jordan she said "Dang bro are you okay "I said "Yes but how did that happen?
That night Jordan and I made up something and called it "THE WATCH." It's called "THE WATCH "to see if we saw that figure again. Jordan ended up falling asleep on my shoulder I put a blanket on her and took the other dog Jake outside. He started barking at something I said "Go get it boy" and he ran I heard squeals and went after him then I saw it, it was stalking me, it looked all black and had red eyes I saw blood dripping from its teeth. Jordan woke up and she saw it and screamed I said, Get the gun." it was, a 10 gauge, she handed it to me and she got attacked when she ran I screamed "No!" Then I realized it didn't attack me then snapped out of it and shoot the creature in the head. The cops' came. I told them the story. The cop told me "Son if you didn't tell her to get the gun you would be dead, also son Jordan didn't make it I'm sorry for your loss, I cried. Then played the whole story back in my head then realized there was no creature it was me. The figure was just a stray dog. Also it was me who cut myself and I looked around in a leaf pile and I saw a knife with blood on it.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
THE WOMAN IN THE THEATER

Me and my schoolmates wer having a theater show the same day that it ALL started
oure parents were a little bit scared of the theater that we were going to do our show...
They told us that little children and WORKERS from the theater were going missing (also strainge sounds were heard everytime that someone got missing).
We werent scared because PROBABLY they were just joking around with us...
Anyways the show started but just when we were going to start the POWER went off...
The people of the theater start searching the problem and the parents start getting worried...
We were just upset...
Then after a few minutes later evrything was silent for us...
We didnt hear our parents or the workers of the theater we were just alone in the same place without hearing anything...
Then a tiny light start shining very low, and we saw a shadow of a WOMAN aproaching...
We thougt that it was a worker but when she get more closer....
We notice that she wasnt a NORMAL woman....
She was tall, with a gray skin, also a long BLUE DRESS,with a BLACK hair, and BLOOD all over her body....and those eyes....ESPECIALLY THOSE DAMN EYES!!!!
LIKE EYES FROM AN EMPTY SOUL!!!THEY WHERE JUST WHITE!!!WITHOUT EXPRESSION!!!JUST WATCHING US!!!
WE RAN, EACH ONE HIDE IN A DIFFERENT SPOT...
THEN THE WOMAN START APROACHING TO EACH ONE OF THE HIDDING SPOTS....
WHEN THE WOMAN SAW ONE OF MY SCHOOLMATES SHE RAN TOWARDS HIM,GRAB HIM WITH HER LOG HANDS AND AT THE END TOOK HIM AWAY...KILLED HIM...BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE THEN SHE DESAPEAR....the power return and the blood desapear just as our friend....we never returned into that horrible place...after that the law decided to close it and start investigating....
now every night i see her in my head laughing....in the same place as the last time....also one day i dream aboute her killing the police officers...one by one....
THE END
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Videos
Category:Shortpasta
THE WOMAN THAT WAS DEAD

THERE WAS A WOMAN THAT WAS SCARED BECAUSE HER FRIEND DIED AND SHE WAS SCARED THAT SHE WAS GOING TO DIE TOO BECAUSE HER FRIEND WAS KILLED BY A MURDERER.
THAT NIGHT THE WOMAN ANSWERED THE PHONE.
SHE SAID "HELLO?"
AND THE WOMAN ON THE PHONE SAID "DON'T GO OUTSIDE."
SO THE WOMAN DIDN'T GO OUTSIDE BUT SHE STAYED INSIDE AND WAS REALLY SCARED BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHY SHE SHOULDN'T GO OUTSIDE AND SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO CALLED HER.
THE NEXT DAY SHE WOKE UP AND SHE REMEMBERED THAT SHE SHOULDN'T GO OUTSIDE BUT SHE WANTED TO SEE WHY SHE SHOULD GO OUTSIDE SO SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW. SHE SAW FOOTPRINTS IN THE MUD AND SHE COULD TELL THAT THE FOOTPRINTS WERE MADE LAST NIGHT SO SHE KNEW IT WAS GOOD THAT SHE DIDN'T GO OUTSIDE BECAUSE THE FOOTPRINTS WERE MADE BY THE MURDERER WHO KILLED HER FRIEND.
THEN SHE REMEMBERED THE PHONE CALL THAT TOLD HER TO NOT GO OUTSIDE SO SHE WENT BACK INSIDE AND CHECKED THE PHONE TO SEE WHO CALLED AND SHE SAW IT WAS FROM HER FRIEND.
IT WAS FROM HER FRIEND.
THE WOMAN THAT WAS DEAD!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
THE ZYPHER

It occurred a long, long time ago!
Back in 1884, in Kansas, a little farmhouse stood alone, among the wheat fields in the countryside.  It was night and a little girl slept soundly in her bedroom, upstairs in the farmhouse.  She suuddenly awoke and saw an odd, thin-figure at the foot of her bed, staring at her.  It had gray-skin, long-limbs, was bald, and had claws on its toes and fingertips.  The figure also had pure-black eyes and black lips.  
"Who are you? Where did you come from?" the little girl asked it, scared.  "Do not fear little one, I am the Zypher, a nocturnal-creature of the night, who came from your dreams and nightmares!" the figure replied, whispering.  The creature smiled at her.  "Why did you come here?" the little girl asked.  "Why, to play with you, dear!" the Zypher answered, quietly.  
The monster opened its mouth, revealing fangs.  "I would like to go back to sleep please, you can come back tomorrow night earlier and we can play" the little girl told it.  "Alright, that is fine!" the Zypher replied.  The little girl closed her eyes and fell back asleep.  
The next morning, the little girl woke up and found a drawing of the Zypher, on her bed.  A few minutes later, she walked into the kitchen downstairs, with it.  "Good morning, Abigail" her father said to her, seated at the kitchen-table.  "Good morning, Daddy, look what I found on my bed!  He is called the Zypher and he visited me in my bedroom last night.  He is going to come back tonight and we will play!" Abigail replied, showing her father the drawing of the Zypher, smiling.  "Oh, that's nice, honey!" he replied, smiling and sipping a cup of coffee.  Abigail's mother came over to the kitchen-table, from the cast iron stove and saw the drawing.  "Oh, that's lovely, dear!" she told Abigail, smiling and rubbed her cheek.  
Later that night, a clawed-hand stroked Abigail's cheek, as she slept in her bed.  She woke up.  It was the Zypher.  "Awe, thank you for coming back to play with me" Abigail said, smiling.  "You are quite welcome, little one, let's sing a song, quietly!" the Zypher replied, grinning.  Abigail and the Zypher sang Mary Had A Little Lamb, quietly together.  As they fininshed, a burglar crawled into Abigail's open window, from outside.  The crook took a swig from a bottle of Jack Daniel's Whiskey.  He then rose a knife in the air.  As he was about to cut Abigail, the Zypher attacked him from behind.  The burglar screamed in terror, at the sight of it and the monster roared at him, showing its fangs.  Abigail hid under her covers frightened, and heard the umistakable sounds of the Zypher eating, as the crook screamed.  A minute later she looked and saw the burglar gone and the Zypher licking his claws.  Just then, the doorknob began to turn.  The Zypher vanished, quickly and Abigail shut her eyes and fell back asleep.  The door slowly opened and her mother peeked in, seeing Abigail, then smiled and quietly closed the door.  
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
THIS IS AMERICA, SPEAK AMERICAN

Today I was in Walmart shopping for a Christmas tree. After hours of internalizing about whether a real Christmas tree or a plastic one was worse for the environment (I wanna show the libtards who's boss by proving climate change is fake), I eventually decided on the fake one, and carried it with me into the checkout. And it was when I stood there, reading up advice on how to become an alpha male, that I heard someone talking. Not like a good American would, but in another language. This woman in front of me, SHE WASNT SPEAKING AMERICAN.
I was so angry I could barely think, so I threw the Christmas tree away and into one of the aisles, curling my fists in fury, my blood boiling to the extent where I could feel the steam coming out of my ears, and screamed, "THIS IS AMERICA, SPEAK AMERICAN." She just looked at me like I was crazy. Maybe I had done the wrong thing? No. I couldn't have. I could hear my favorite alpha male YouTuber's voice in my head, egging me on. My hand itching for my holster, I pulled out my gun, and aimed at her. This would be my final Victory Royale. But just then, out of the blue, I heard Ben Shapiros voice. I knew he wasn't there, because how would an angelic presence like his ever grace our planet, but just the nasally, high sound of his voice activated my beta instincts. I got on all fours and arched my back (OMG IS THAT A "THE WRONG MISSY" REFERENCE????), ready to receive his cock.
Oh no, what was I doing? I was making a scene! I started hyperventilating, but then I suddenly felt someone pulling down my pants. Was it him? "My wife is a doctor." Oh my God, it was really him! The unmistakable sound of his voice, like every mosquito in a Texas summer all put in one room full of toddlers, filled my ears. He put his hands on my hips, stroking my stomach with his sandpapery fingers as I let out a shakey sigh. I couldn't wait for his big, meaty, one planck length long member. "Wake up! The early bird gets the worm!" Oh God. It was all just a dream. I tore off my bedsheets, revealing my raging hard-on, the precum leaking out, and felt the all too familiar longing for Ben Shapiro set in. I put on my discord merch and "women want me, fish try to sexually assault me" hat, and walked downstairs. Am I gay?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
THIS IS A TOTALLY LEGIT CREEPYPASTA, YOU GIZE DONT HATE ME!!

A few years ago, I was an intern at your anus and i gut the chaince to see a loost episod of Spongeboob and a versioun of Pokemon thet i can masturbate too. me, being the tw@t that i am, decided to play at the both same time. The Spongeboob lust episod was called, "SPONGEBOOBS GENOCIDE OF GRETNESS AND WISSDOM". The pokmon gaime wus caled "POKMON: DETH VERSIOUN". I PRESED THE PLAY button on MY tv remote and watched the episod.
The episod began with spongeboob slamming his fist against the walls of hes odly pennis shapped housie. then patrix came in and spongeboob punced him in teh stormach and strated to pul out all of patrix's fleesh and intensetines. Due to the instant grapic natture of teh episod, i paused teh episod and started to pokmon: deth versioun.
Strangly, their wus alredy a safe file on the gaime called, "YOU ABAGNOG US".
Whein i plaied teh gaime, the leafender toun musicc staated to plai. i noticced thiss becus i dislick the mussic beung plaied their. afteh notticiing teh muusic, i fund a faceles man luking at my charakter. when i noticked thius, i pused teh gaime aind strattted the episud.
spongeboob wus waking too teh Crustee Kraib with menacking luk on hes fake. when he arived at Cracky Kriab i notiksed teh moust grusom sene in teh entir seris. their wus hyperrealistick bluud evrywheir. Carpses evarywher. wheen misster kraubs arrivved ait teh scen, spongeboob loocked at hiem meanackly and startted to eet hem. due to onc agen grappic naituree of teh episod, i paused teh episod and resumed too plai teh gaime.
teh fackeles main wus their but wheiin i tolked to heim he saud, "SPOONGEBOBBS GOIN TO FUK YOU!!!". tehn teh episod began to plai on its own aind sponggbob wus luking at meh with hes deth staire. i scereamed as spongboob phasd ot off teh tv screin and strated to fuck meh. Wit hiss hyperrealisticc cock, he peenetrated my virgin aiss and brok teh window.
And that's whi yo shouldn't stel.
Original post can be found here
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Vidya games
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:English Class Failure
THIS IS MY RIFLE

THE FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT THING I CARRY EVERY SINGLE DAY IS MY GUN, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A TERRORIST NAZI COMMUNIST MIGHT TRY TO HURT/MUG/KILL ME!
THE SECOND IS MY CELL PHONE SO THAT I CAN ALWAYS CHECK FOR TEXT AND PHONE MESSAGES THAT I NEVER GET
THE NEXT IS MY MP3 PLAYER, EVEN THOUGH MY PHONE ALSO HAS MP3 CAPABILITY, BUT IT LOOKS COOL!
THE NEXT IS MY PDA, BECAUSE WITH MY BUSY SCHEDULE OF BROWSING 4CHAN AND FAPPING TO PORN IT'S HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT NEED TO GET DONE
THE THIRD IS MY LIGHTER, EVEN THOUGH I USUALLY DON'T HAVE ANY CIGARETTES IN THE PICTURE. I TRY TO DO TRICKS WITH IT TO IMPRESS PEOPLE BUT I USUALLY END UP FAILING, AND PEOPLE LAUGH AWKWARDLY WHILE TRYING TO SAY THAT I DID OK.
NEXT I CARRY ANOTHER LIGHTER, JUST IN CASE MY OTHER ONE IS DAMAGED IN MY SHOOTOUT WITH THE ENEMY!
NEXT I CARRY A WATCH WITH 200 DIFFERENT FEATURES, 197 OF WHICH I NEVER USE.
NEXT I CARRY A BUNCH OF KEYS. A BUNCH. MOST ARE TO PADLOCKS I BOUGHT AND HAVE IN A TRUNK THAT'S LOCKED WITH A PADLOCK. IT MAKES ME LOOK IMPORTANT TO HAVE A LOT OF KEYS, THOUGH.
NEXT IS MY 50 MILLION CANDLEPOWER ELITE TACTICAL TOTALLY USED BY THE SEALS TACTICAL OPERATIONS FLASHLIGHT, FOR PLAYING WITH MY CAT.
NEXT IS MY WALLET, WHICH CONTAINS MORE MONEY THAN I ACTUALLY NEED IN CASH, BUT IT LOOKS COOL WHEN I HAVE ALL DAT PAPER. ALSO, LOOK I JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE MY ID SHOWING. I'M SO COOL TO HAVE "ACCIDENTALLY" PUT MY PICTURE ON THE INTERNET.
NEXT IS MY FOLDING TACTICAL 2.5" KNIFE, JUST IN CASE I RUN OUT OF AMMO OR AM ATTACKED BY A VICIOUS GANG OF CARDBOARD BOXES THAT NEED TO BE OPENED.
NEXT IS MY OTHER TACTICAL FOLDING KNIFE JUST IN CASE I HAVE TO LODGE THE OTHER ONE IN THE HEART OF AN ATTACKER!
NEXT IS MY MULTI-TOOL, JUST IN CASE I NEED TO REPAIR A JET OR SOMETHING.
LAST IS ANY SORT OF DECORATIONAL ITEM THAT I DON'T REALLY WEAR, BUT CARRY AROUND JUST IN CASE I'M ALONE SO THAT I CAN LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK I LOOK COOL WITHOUT PEOPLE JUDGING ME.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE THE DEATH OF THOMAS

ONCE I WAZ ON THE INTERWEBZ AND I WAS SEARCHING FOR THOMAS THE TANK EGINE EPISODES. I AM A HUGE THOMAS FAN WHO LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER HAS NEVER SEEN A VAGINA. THOMAS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW OF ALL TIME, I WATCH IT ALL DAY EVERY DAY.
I WAZ ON DIS SITE AND DIS GUY HAD A LINK FOR A LOST THOMASS EPISODEE. I WAS SKEPTICAL OF IT BUT I CLICKED IT ANYWAY CAUSE I AM A FAT DUMBASS.
I WATCHEDD THE EPISODE. IT WAS CALLED "THOMAS DIES DOT AVI DOT SHIT FEST DOT WATCH MY LITTLE PONY INSTEAD". 
I THOUGHT DAT WAS A MORBID JOKE CAUSE MAH FRIENDD TOLD ME DEY HAV JOKE TITLEZ SOMETIMEZZ (LOL JUST LIKE IN SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE LOL GENERIC)
DAH EPISOD STARTEDD OUT WITH THOMASS INN THE ISLAND OF S0D0R. SIR TOPOM HAT CUMS TO THOMAS AND SAYS "GO TAKE A SHIT IN PERCY'S FACE AND KILL YOURSELF". THEN THOMAS WENT TO PERCY, WHO HAD BOOBS AND A VAGINA SHOWING FOR SOME REASON.
THEN THOMAS SHIT ON PERCY'S FACE AND TOLD HIM TO HAVE SEX WITH GORDON, AFTER THAT THOMAZ WENTT BACCKK TO SIRR TOP OM HAT AND DEN SIRRR TOP OM HATT CUT THOMAS FACE OFF AND THEN TORE OUT HIS ENGINE SO HE BASICLY DIED OR WHATEVERRR.
WHEN THE EPISODE WAS OVER THERE WAS SOME GENERIC TEXT WHICH HAD THIS WROTE ON IT:
"Why the hell are you watching this. Thomas the tank engine is a preschool show which shouldn't be watched by anyone who's age Is In double digits. Go watch my little pony friendship Is magic Instead.."
AFTER DAT THE SUCIDE LEVELS IN AMERICAA WENT UP A LOT AND DEN A LOT OF KIDS DIEDD CAUSEE OF THAT. I WASS GONNA SHOWW A PICTTURE OF DA WEBSSITE BUT ITT GOT DELETEDD BUT THIS SERIOUSLY IS REALLY REALLY REAL PLZ BELIVE ME THE END.
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Old Shit
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
TIME'S OUT!

Once i was in my room, watching TV at night. I got an call from my friend and i answered it. He did an joke call, cause he hates him and i didnt care about it.
Then i watched TV again and i bringed an pepsi and then the pepsi started to wobble. Then i walked on a floor idk why. Then faceless zombie bringed me to WC and they knocked me once and i got paralysed and dizzy. THATS WEAK DYYDE.
Then i was in my room  and i noticed there was nothing and clock ticked loudly. Then it stopped. I noticed i was in dream. Clock started ticking again, louder and louder. I moved outside the building by walking idk why and the ticking stopped. There was no people outside. I moved all over the place and i founded an face.
Then face said: Everybody is died... Cause you did it... I answered: WTF! What you mean? Face said:I cant tell why you did it but clock is ticking! 
Then cllock started to tick loud and world started to wobble and wubble and wabble and wsobble. I noticed there was my friends, family and everybody crying and then they all died. I tried to yell but my dad said: I hate you, son. You did this to us. I answered: I dont understand! What happened? Dad said: You should know it... And he died
I was crying and i felt to a weird room and i noticed it was an prison.  There was other people but they didnt have no faces or anything. They noticed me and they walked past the cell doors and came to me like zombies. Then clokck ticked loudly and faceless prisoners come at me and said: Time's Out!
I noticed they cant hurt me and i just walked by the walls just like htm. Then i was falling and i flyed for moment then i falled and i screamed so much and i waked up.
I was not in my room. I was in mental hospital. Doctor said: Finally you waked up! We sended you here, cause neighbours heard weird sounds. I was here for two weeks and doctors said i was finally cured. But if im cured how i can see faceless zombies from the window?
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
TIM ALLEN'S SECRET BOOK (TOP SECRET PASTA)

==Tim Allen==
Tim Allen. You might know him as a great actor, top notch comedian, or a 5 star kidney surgeon, but you didn't know his real life....
==Chapter 1==
I was scrolling through videos on Youtube and I saw a video by the name of (null). I clicked on it and it said "Sorry this video has been deleted by Tim Allen." AND THEN THE VIDEO BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON. 
==Chapter 2 ==
AFTER THAT  I WENT  TO THE STORE TO BY A NEW CAPS LOCK BUTTON BUT THEN I SAW THE BOOK "TIM ALLEN'S SECRET BOOK." I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE A NEARBY WARLOCK WITH 3 NIPPLES TOLD ME TO. AND WHEN I OPENED THE BOOK....
a skeleton popped out AND IT SHOVED HEAPS OF HONEY DOWN MY UPPER GAL BLADDER WHEN THE SKELETON WAS SECRETLY HITLER'S GAY UNCLE. IT THEN TOUCHED ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING WITH AN AXE AND HYPER REALISTIC MILK CAME OUT OF MY TOAST. I THEN TOOK A NEARBY PATRIXXX POSTER AND HIT THE SKELETON WITH IT BUT TO NO AVIAL. I GOT TIRED AND SAT DOWN ON JIM KARRY's Lap. 
and my caps lock was magically fixed thanks to Jim. 
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
TMNT 2012: Bonus Episode

Do you know the CGI television show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, it's one of my favorite shows... well not anymore... I'll explain why...
I was at a flea market, browsing through the dvds on shelves... That's when I found a dvd, it was called "TMNT 2012 COMPLETE SERIES, FEATURING BONUS LOST EPISODE!!!" when I got closer I noticed it was a bootleg dvd. It was only $2.00 and it was on sale. I couldn't help to buy it for such a LOW price!
When I got home, I quickly opened the dvd. I noticed it had different discs for the series.
"Disc 1"
"Disc 2"
"Disc 3"
"Disc 4"
"bOnUs ePiSoDe"
I watched all the discs, I enjoyed the action packed episodes and the funny segments of Mikey. I didn't watch the alleged "bonus" episode yet...
I quickly inserted the "bonus" episode disc...
"Dawn of the Dread II"
"created by ..."
I was freaked out, I didn't want to continue but... I did...
I heard some psychotic singing, it appeared to be the "FNAF 2" song by the living tombstone... well... half of it...
"Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avenge me
Stuck in my own paradox I wanna set myself free..."
It showed Leonardo, dead. his body was rotten and decaying clearly. black liquids were sprayed all over his body. His face... it looked shocked..?
His eyes were human eyes, and they were clearly bleeding...
Then it faded to black... before it did... it showed a psychotic April, with white eyes and a large mouth with decayed teeth...
The song of FNAF 2 continued in the darkness...
"Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet..."
It showed a April plushie in darkness, it's eyes were clearly photoshopped in...
As he became grotesque-like and lunged at the screen, it came out of the scr38230920280892408428092480820840284820948284028429802489840
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
TODLERZ AND TARIAS LOZT EPISOD

OK SO I SAW DIZ EPISOD OF TODLERS AND TARIAS CALD "SATAN JUDAY". EVIL PATRIX HAD A DAUTER AND MADE HER VERY UNATRACTIV. WHEN THE CONTEST HAPENED, THE JUDGES HATED IT, BUT PATRIXXX KILED DEM1!!! KIODGIJKFS 0OIPASEG )ioks GRIOA PKOLPL LDKOAFAO HE'S KILIN M,E IPOFIG OJKLMSD IOOJMKMOSGMOLG MKLEMKL,AE dead
==Translation==
Okay so one day I saw this episode of Toddlers & Tiaras called "Satan Judy". EVIL PATRIXXX had a daughter and made her very unattractive. When the contest happened, The judges hated it, but Patrick killed them! [gibberish] I'm ok [gibberish] He's killing me [gibberish] dead.
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Shortpasta