Most Hilarious Video Ever Copypasta

This is genuienly the greatest, most hilarious video ever uploaded to the internet. Every joke, every utterance of the phrase "XBOX LIVE!!!" caused me tremendous amounts of laughter, enough to even cause serious pain to my jaw and throat. Never in all my years of studying the intricacies of comedy have I ever stumbled upon something that stumps me and puts all my research to a halt. This broke every law of comedy I knew, and yet it caused me the most potent of laughter ever in my life. I even had to take a trip to the local hospital to recover between jokes. Brody Fox isn't the king of yo mama jokes, nor is he the funny YouTube guy who sounds like Joe Swanson from Family Guy and Kronk from Emperor's New Groove, no, he is the God of Comedy as a whole. This is a religious revolution waiting to happen. I'm willing to bet there will be scripture about this as a new addition to the New Testament, as no religion can ignore such divine levels of humor. I showed this video to my college professor, he never really liked jokes at all, but after seeing this, he laughed and died of a heart attack and stroke shortly after. I, myself, am lucky to survive, but I'm now experiencing severe lung problems from the amount of stress put onto my body from laughing that hard. The fact I'm alive is nothing short of a miracle. I shall dedicate the next 10 years of my life, carefully studying this masterpiece of comedy, the definition of "humor". A warning to you all, watch this video with great caution, not only is this video the funniest thing ever in human history- at least of the years of research I've done can even begin to find- but this is also the most addictive piece of man-made media in the past 30-6,000 years at least. Human civilization has been working up to this moment for centuries, the goal of all the religions of old was to amass this very video. Caveman paintings hint at a fictional character, with curly blonde short hair, known to be very humorous, discovering a symbol of green and orange with words that could not be read, until now, using this video as a reference, I've managed to decipher those words. "XBOX LIVE!!!!!". Dear God. It's all coming full circle now. Oracles from times of barbarians even predicted this has the goal of humankind. Even the Greeks believed this. 13 days ago, my team found the greatest missing piece of Greek Mythology, it connected the ancient religion to Norse Mythology and Egyptian Mythology even, they all came together. Odin, Zeus, and Ra all gathered, pointing their fingers at a figure. It was Brody. And next to Brody was... "XBOX LIVE!!!!". We still don't know what this means. All we know is that it is important. Why? We have no clue. Could it be the end of humanity, as our purpose of perfecting comedy has been fulfilled? Could it mean this video is itself a prophesy of something greater? Is "XBOX LIVE!!!" the meaning of life? We do not know. I've watched this video enough times to watch my boy turn into a man. He's getting married.. I'll have to skip the wedding though, how could I go to my son's wedding when this video, the most important thing ever, is here, waiting for it's secrets to be unlocked!? Nonetheless, no matter what, I must continue my research. I will update you all on my progress as I go on, but I want you three things: 1. Researching such a key part of all cultures in the world takes time, a lot of time. 2. I may die. As I said, this video has a humor level so high of the Ligma Scale, it not only breaks our comedy measuring tools, but is also easily capable of killing people numb to the concept of humor itself. 3. This video is highly addictive... I may not be able to stop watching it if I do survive all the laughter. Please, pray for me.
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