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Oblivion is Oblivion

I recently got my first copy of the game Oblivion and I've had no techical issues as such and I've enjoyed my happy hours of gaming.
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Obsessed with Dicks

I (26M) was dared to kiss a penis, now I can't stop thinking about dicks.
About a month ago, I (26M) was hanging out with a bunch of friends and my girlfriend (24F) at a small house party. Everyone was getting drunk and a little high, and we're all having a good time. 
Eventually we start playing a drinking game, and it turned into doing gross stuff, getting worse and worse - one guy ate a raw egg, someone had to lick inside of garbage can, etc. Eventually it was my turn. As background, my friends all know I'm only into girls. Anyway, someone gets the idea to make my "gross thing" kissing a penis ("like it was a baby duckling"), and even my girlfriend thinks it's hilarious. I agree, and I pick my friend "Jake" (27M) to get his penis kissed. He wasn't weird about it, but he only agreed if we went to another room so no one else saw his dick. 
We go in the other room, and there's lots of goofy awkward tension. He undid his pants, and I realize he's erect. I don't know why, but of all things I not expecting that, and he must have seen my face because he kept apologizing and saying it just happens, and he can't control it. 
Anyway, in the drunken moment I put my mouth around it and gave a long suck, instead of just a kiss. I felt his dick pulse, and then he pulled away and really quickly pulled up his pants. He just was saying "oh wow" over and over, and I'm 99% sure he came. I asked if he was alright, and he assured me I just took him by surprise, but he was definitely fine, though he seemed embarrassed.
We went back to the room, and everybody cheered and my gf made jokes and we went on with the night. What happened never came up again.
Here's the issue: I can't stop thinking about penises. When my gf and I have sex, I will put her fingers in my mouth specifically because it helps me remember having Jake's penis in my mouth. I've even started watching gay porn when I masturbate, especially blowjob videos. 
I haven't spoken to Jake 1-on-1 since that night, but I can't stop thinking about suggesting to my gf to add him in a threesome. I don't know if Jake has told anyone else, so I don't know if this has already come out in the friend group.
Am I going crazy? Why am I suddenly obsessed with dicks? 
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Obsessive

Have you ever wondered what the hell makes those obsessive compulsive people do what they do? I have, and that's what led me to the findings of a certain psychologist and his test subjects.
As in turns out, most of the time when a person suffering OC disorder performs a ritual or action caused by his disorder, the person's brain fires out mixed signals, the patient sweats uncontrollably, especially if he or she is trying to resist the urge to do what they have to do, and more importantly, their eyes... when a person who has OCD does something because of the disorder, like, say, tapping their hand on the nearest wall because he burped, he goes through a phase of REM, or rapid eye movement associated chiefly with recurring nightmares.
What does this mean, though? Well, for our doctor it meant that eight out of ten of his test subjects have their own invisible monsters. The cases of his lab rats vary, there's an eighty-two year old World War II veteran, a boy who just turned sixteen this June, a twenty eight year old woman. Just different types of people who shared something in common; they were all obsessed with keeping up their daily rituals, whatever the cost and the doctor believed he found out why.
He believes that these people, at one point in their lives saw or experienced something, compelling them, commanding them to oblige or to suffer. Naturally they comply with the conditions, thinking it would deter the threat, but it doesn't. It eats at them, that thing or place that scares them the most and it keeps commanding them to do something they don't really want to or understand, each time they do that it keeps the being satisfied for the moment, keeping them safe. This "nightmare" is what children refer to as the bogeyman, the thing in the closet, slenderman, stiltwalker, smiledog, zalgo, mummies, ghosts and all of the horrible things in the world. Really, all of us, in a way suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder, but just not as bad as these others. The monsters gnaw at our subconscious, tearing us apart from within.
The nightmare can strike at anytime. He can be merciful or relentless, straightforward or backhanded, it doesn't matter. If he hasn't already caught you he will. Going senile? Yeah, it's just that sometimes when people grow old they sometimes get the courage to confront the beast, and it almost never ends well. You can't tell what it might make you do, too. Sometimes he makes you bang your head, if you're lucky. He might make you punch your desk, scream until your throat hurts, or even just write random seq uoq lakshckljas90 2u9wjfiak. The worst thing is that you forget all about him. Every single time. Well, almost every single toiasmnasdas.asdafqwaf9210qrwo fpjasl.
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Ocarina of Time (Dark)

It all started when I got a Nintendo 64. I found it in the trash with a few games that are a little buggy but the one that stands out the most is The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time. When I put the game in the start screen for Zelda wasn't the same, but it was inverted and kind of creepy but I thought it was the TV at the time. There were two old files, but I thought nothing of it at the moment, so I deleted them. The file name was "Dark" and the other one was "watching you". When I created the new game it automatically renamed the save Dark. I thought it was a bug, but I still continued. As I played, it pronounced both my first and last name every time I talked to the people in the town. That's when I was freaked out, so I shut the game off.
About a few years later, I gave my kids the Nintendo 64, and I gave them some other games like Mario Kart 64. Before I gave them the games, I hid the cartridge for Ocarina of time and put it in my safe. A few days after, I saw them playing Ocarina of Time, but for some reason, there was no bug, so I just let them play. I helped them beat the game and thought nothing of it at the time, but that was a big mistake. During the game, while I was playing (because my kids were very young) I started seeing crazy things that I don't remember being in the game from when I was very young but I just thought I was just crazy. The crazy thing is each night I would fall asleep hearing, "Dark is watching you we are always watching." After I took some sleeping pills (because I couldn't fall asleep), I would dream about this scary figure that looked like Link but with features of the devil.
When I got to the final dungeon, Ganon's castle, everything got weird. I started hearing, "Dark is watching you we are always watching," in the game. After Ganon's castle fell, the screen went to black instead of fighting beast Ganon. Then the old glitch came back, but instead it said my full name and after it was saying we are watching you, it started to show pictures of my kids dead then a picture of my wife with a knife killing them. After I saw that I smashed the cartridge. About a day later, I went on business trip to Italy and when I came back there was blood all over the floor and no one was home. Later when my wife came home from shopping she charged at me with a knife and that's when I pushed her down and tied her down and called 911. Now I am posting this.
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Octillery

There was a boy who thought he had a deep friendship with his Octillery.
He thought that Octillery loved him as much as he loved her.
They went everywhere together.
He'd had her ever since he was a child and had raised her to be a strong fighter.
He thought his Octillery was the strongest of them all.
Maybe he was right.
But one day, he had a fight with his best friend when they were out adventuring.
He thought that him and his friend weren't going to be friends any more.
That made him angry.
When he got home, he took all his anger out on Octillery.
He yelled and yelled, and all his yelling confused Octillery, Octillery didn't understand why the boy was angry with her.
She felt as if she was being attacked, so she defended herself, she lashed out at the boy.
But that only made him angrier.
He hit Octillery, and Octillery was very frightened of that, so she hit him back to defend herself.
The boy kicked Octillery and Octillery was not only scared, but she felt betrayed.
She climbed onto the boy and started pulling on his arms with her suction tentacles.
This horrified him and he screamed and tryed to throw her off.
But her grip was so tight, she only ended up tearing his arms off.
The boy screeched as his felt the agony of his arms being ripped away from his body, and struggled to get away.
But by that time he was weak and unable to escape Octillery's powerful grasp.
The boy screamed and writhed, desperate to escape this nightmare as Octillery reared her head back to give the final blow.
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October 21st, 2020

It happened on October 21st, 2020. I took a mega dookie in the Taco Bell toilet and got kicked out for "harassing" the employees when I asked them to taste it for a quarter.
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October 31

It was October 31, 2022, 11:55 PM. I remembered that NNN was coming up, so I thought why not try to go one last time in the last five minutes. So I start and slowly the minutes start going down. 11:56, 11:57, 11:58, and finally 11:59. By then I was already pretty close to finishing so I went into overdrive, my hand moving faster than the speed of sound, my penis feeling like it was gonna catch on fire. It created so much friction that the energy released was able to light my house for 4 seconds. Anyways I'm pumping blood as fast as I can, and the millisecond before I finish I look at the time and it goes from 11:59 to 12:00, I tried to stop myself, but it was too late. Cum sprayed out of my dick like bullets from a mini gun. A giant hole is now in my roof from the mere pressure of the cum. It created a tsunami, impregnating every woman in a 17 mile radius. My house is destroyed, and the streets are covered in my seed. This is my story and how I failed NNN. It is only a matter of time before it consumes the rest of us, Alejandro's Great Wall of Semen (2022) is coming to end us all. I see it, in all it's great benevolence slowly waving towards me. I am outside praying to our lord and savior, hoping that I too become impregnated. It's seconds away from me, I finally get-
He was never seen again.
Everyone was covered in the white liquid. The entire world turned from a pale blue dot to a bright white sphere. The amount of cum covering it was enough to make the earth register as a supergiant, exceeding the mass of Jupiter by at least 6x. This was merely the beginning though, as Alejandro's offspring started to combine with the earths elements; and pretty soon, the great semen chunks started spreading throughout the universe in the form of birds. The semen birds took over the entire universe in a time of only 6 weeks. They started to spread through the multiverse. Soon all of reality had been taken over by Alejandro's children, all beings to ever exist sporting his rugged good looks and charming personality. Every single planet on every single galaxy in every single universe to ever exist was completely made up of only him. The planets were large versions of him, galaxies even larger. Universes became more Alejandros. Soon, all of everything was Him, every atom, every particle. And while it seemed nothing else could be taken over, one bird remained.
That bird was named Kash, and with one bird shit, everything turned back to the way it was. No more "rugged good lucks and charming personality" (lie)
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Odd Occurences

Somewhere in the dense, hilly forests of Vermont is a small, slowly decaying shack. Depending on who you are and how you get there, something different will be inside. Though there are no power lines in this remote region, a lamp will be on and you will hear faint humming. The voice will be that of an old woman, an adolescent boy, or a toddler. The accounts differ but the song is always the same, "Ring Around The Rosies." If you open the door, take note of the inside. There will be no light inside, and there may or may not be a decaying body on what was once a mattress. This you will find not only sickening but odd, as if you close the door and look through the window, a lamp will be on and a person will be milling about inside. If you repeat this procedure (looking inside through the door, then the window) six times, whilst also feeling no fear, you will be rewarded. Most can't do so, and are never heard from again.
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Oddity...

After the death of PATRIXXX a few days ago... Maaany people claim to have seen PATRIXXX.
It is unknown whether they are just crazy, or actually seeing the ghost of PATRIXXX. Through it is believed that a small wiki wanted the spirit of PATRIXXX alive, so they made themselves believe that he's still alive.
A story was made a few hours ago about EVIL PATRIXXX coming back to life, this is believed to be a story created by a mental patient who ended up killing himself over PATRIXXX's death...
If people are really seeing PATRIXXX as a ghost, then he still would never be able to kill anyone...
It is presumed that every story now about PATRIXXX isn't a real part of the deceiving murders.
Also, Hell felt PATRIXXX was too evil, so he just doesn't even exist anymore... Not even as a ghost...
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Odlaw

I just want to say that if you hold Where's Waldo near and dear to you as a childhood memory, get off this page now because it will forever change the way you look at it.
I bet you're wondering why Odlaw always wanted Waldo's magic cane.
All Odlaw wanted was Waldo's magic cane, so that he could be proud of something he's done in his life, which was preventing Waldo from finding him. He took drastic measures to get it. He never got the cane. He was left to rot in a dark forest. He committed suicide by self-decapitation October 31, 1996.
But Waldo hated Odlaw. Why, you ask? Was it because Odlaw wanted the cane? No. It's something much darker.
It wasn't about the cane. It was about vengeance. Waldo wanted to murder Odlaw because Odlaw was the "favorite". That's right. Odlaw is Waldo's twin brother. Eventually their parents were killed in a car crash, while Odlaw was in the back seat and survived. Seeing Odlaw emerge and run from the vehicle, Waldo jumped to conclusions and thought that Odlaw was the one responsible for their parents' death, so Waldo ended up contacting Wizard Whitebeard for the magic cane in an effort to find Odlaw and murder him.
All with a smile on his face.
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Of sik

In 2006, the first of the Of Sik Incidents was recorded. It was the cold and flu season at the time, and a 4chan user who remains unidentified to this day posted an image of a CD with the words "sovvy et rusher adventures". The text that accompanied the image claimed that the user would like to sell the CD because it was very rare. Many of the responses were along the lines of "lol bitch no" but one person expressed his interest in purchasing the disc. It is unknown how the transaction was organised.
No-one was quite sure if the disc had actually been purchased until a few months later when the then only mildly successful YouTuber JonTronShow announced that it was him who had bought the game, and he was going to stream it on his channel. One month later, he started a YouTube livestream of the game. No copy of the stream has surfaced, so a description has been pieced together from the few of his viewers who were not affected by the global mind wipe performed by the US government after the stream.
The livestream started with 10 minutes of odd, vaguely unsettling noises. An analysis of the recording has shown that these sounds were actually the JonTron theme slowed down and played in reverse. After this, Jon came on the stream. There was a face cam in the corner and Jon's face was covered in blood and he was smiling. Jon said "Hello guys, welcome to JonTronShow. Today we're going to be playing sovvy et rusher adventures." The stream cut to static and evil laughing and then ended.
Jon's channel had no activity for the next year, except for changing all of his channel details to the text "of sik". When Jon did come back, he undid these actions and to this day he still acts as though he doesn't remember a thing about the game.
James Fisher was an intelligent young man who everyone liked. He would often hang out with his friends and play a variety of sports, and when he was finished, he always kicked back and enjoyed a video game. One day, James' mother got a package in the mail that was addressed to James. He explained that he had ordered it on eBay. He took the package and went into his room... and was never seen again. After a week, his mother went into his room. His computer was off and he was nowhere to be seen. She turned on his computer; it hadn't been used all week. She looked at his Skype profile.
His mood was set to "of sik".
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Oggy and The Cockroaches - Joey's Revenge

episode started "joey's revenge"
joey talks dee dee and marky,joey looking dee dee and marky laughs
joey has eye turns red angry eye with red aura, joey punches dee dee
joey kills dee dee, joey ripped out opened dee dees heart
joey kills marky, joey snap markys neck
joey running toward oggy
joey kills oggy, joey stabs oggys eye, joey stabs oggys chest, joey running back into dead dee dee and marky
joey gasp, joey has red angry eye back turn normal eye ,dead dee dee and marky ,joey starts crying while covering his eye,
episode ends no credits
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Oggy and the Cockroaches - Lost Episode

You know about Oggy and the Cockroaches, right? A show that is basically a French version of Tom and Jerry and is very popular in India/Southeast Asia?
Well, what if there was an episode where Oggy kills himself, and was accused as the perpetrator of 9/11? And it was only aired of Disney Channel Australia and Disney Channel India in 2012? Here's what happened: Oggy is watching a police show, eating ice cream. Then the roaches find Oggy and put on a horror show. Oggy gets scared, and immediately turns the TV off. Then he goes to the kitchen and writes down something. It says:
"My life is the worst. I kill the cockroaches and they turn into ghosts, and the resurrection was frightening as well. (Flashback from: Oggy and the Cockroaches - The Ghost-Hunter of the ghosts coming out of the grave and then the resurrection) Then I get humiliated in front of people. And then I was accused of being the perpetrator of 9/11. Now these very evil cockroaches are just annoying me. I was even nice to them, and helped them sometimes, but all I get back is tricks. Goodbye world. GOODBYE." Then the roaches hand him a pistol (Australian airing), or a hunter gun (Indian airing), and then shoots himself in the neck, heart, lungs, and eyes and ears. The cockroaches celebrate by drinking beer, wine, alcohol and smoking weed/cigarettes. Then they get the pistol, (hunter gun in India) and they kill themselves. Some say their ghosts roam the house, able to clone themselves, and also have the ability to create virtual worlds, and make people hallucinate. Others say that his house was very bloody, and decompressed into ash. Now where his house was is now a graveyard.
After that, Bob and Jack choke on Sonic CD cartridges. Olivia, now DEPRESSED as hell calls Monica, and Monica is unaware. Monica cries after hearing the news. Sonic and Amy start killing everyone in Animville, having hardcore sex every 150 seconds in the process.
Me and the interns of Xilam were horrified! Why would anyone make this?
== Update ==
I found this episode on Nickelodeon Asia in 2017. They cut out the part of the hardcore sex.
I emailed Xilam. They said, some twisted guy (the season 1 and 2 animator, Ludovic Hell) got sad that he was fired from Gaumont after season 2, so as revenge, he made this. It was revealed that it aired on Jetix Play in 2010 (Jetix Play is just MENA and Turkey Jetix) and the show got low ratings and that's why it closed.
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