ROBLOX 64

I had been a fan of ROBLOX ever since the game came out in 2005. I loved so many games that I loved to join, but I hate it when they are closed. One day, I came across a game that was somewhat strange, so there's my story...
Yesterday in 2005, before the ROBLOX web game was released, I was watching some TV. Then, a commercial for a all new ROBLOX game started and at the end, it said it was for the Nintendo 64. I was really excited, so I went to a video game store to find some video games laying. After coming across some, I spotted a N64 cartridge saying "ROBLOX 64".
I grabbed the cartridge and went home. On my way back home, I started saying that there was no ROBLOX game for the N64, but this was REALLY for the N64. When I went home, I went to my room where the N64 was, grabbed it, went downstairs and started to play this mysterious game. First, the game started up with the usual Nintendo 64 logo we usually see in most N64 games. Then, the KNEX/LEGO/MEGA BLOKS logos popped up with a man screaming "YEAHHH!!!".
Then, the game's title screen followed. The title screen was just a bunch of twinkling stars on a black background with Builderman and the text "ROBLOX 64" at the right of Builderman. I then said that Builderman looked a little weird, as if he was drawn by a 3-year-old kid. Then, I pressed Start and then these games popped up. They said:
CROSSROADS
SWORD FIGHTS
ROBLOX HQ
HANGOUT PLACE
THE LONGEST OBBY
SUPER BLOX BROS.
FEED A GIANT NOOB
I picked Crossroads and a cutscene showed up where a Noob was running and doing other things. The cutscene then ended and it began. The place took place in a normal, crossroads place like it would be. I was playing as a new normal robloxian and he was all white. I began to control him by pressing the buttons on the N64. My robloxian did things like going around circles, getting some gear and fighting enemies.
After I explored through the place, I exited outta here and went into Sword Fights, I was in a fighting contest with Telamon and my robloxian. I chatted:
"Telamon, It's fighting time!".
Telamon then said:
"Don't talk, white little garbage bag. I just kidnapped your friend, Builderman". What! How can Telamon kidnap his friend, Builderman?
Then, the battle started and I chose my robloxian to throw swords at Telamon. Telamon then vomited and then said:
"You...killed meeeeeeeee!".
He then melted, and his heart was in the middle of his puddle. My robloxian left. Then, I went outta here and went into the ROBLOX HQ. The place took place in a ROBLOX HQ, with trees and flowers. I then began to control my robloxian as he ran through the entire place. Suddenly, he fell down to a hole and then, a static screen followed, which said:
"You are lost. Just a lost, pathetic, stupid, idiotic, and poor robloxian. Fuck it. Fuck you. You can't escape. I hope you die...soon."
Then, I went into a lost place called HORROR BEGINS AN NIGHTMARE. I then began to thought that this was just a horror game, but I continued on. The level took place in a black room, where everything except for a small light at the middle was dark. I then started to control my robloxian with the N64 console as he started running in unknown speeds. But then, my robloxian didn't know where he was going. He bumped into a metal wall filled with spikes.
Then, the camera showed him his dead body. A dialogue box then appeared above him:
"This is just one huge story than yours. Remember, don't let the cradle shake".
Then, I got a Game Over screen and then I went into another lost place called HAIL SATAN. The level took place in a hell with satan here. I tried to control my robloxian, but he didn't move. Then, another static screen popped up.
I then got the cartridge out, smashed it with a hammer and never played it again. I then watched some news. The news said:
"Luckily, we had found a game hacker, who brought this game. Later, he was killed and we didn't find him at all".
Remember, if you come across a game like that, please, call the police or destroy it.
(Whew! That was a long story!)
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