JIMBERT.EXE totally spooky

One pleasant day, while there was a solar eclipse going on and the moon was shouting profanities, I decided to go on a pleasant little website called Miiverse. It is truly delightful.
However, I had forgotten that I had been banned a bit ago. Alas! But in the admin messages, I discovered I had been unbanned after one week, rather than two or four.
I went on the Legend Of Zelda community, where all the cool and relatively hip internet trolls were flopping about. There were those that yeahed every post, those who begged for followers, those who wanted to murder every single person who was a 'troll', and the trolls themselves, I being one. I got a notification from the admins. I curiously viewed it. It read "No longer need no longer need n o l o n g e r n e e d.>.> also im an otaku not a weeaboo get it right.
I was spooked! i pooped hard in my baby diaper, and made note of the fact that Daft Punk is from France. Or maybe not. I really don't know. My hair then proceeded to jump off of my head, do a little dance, and then spontaneously combust. How quaint. Anyways, I was very intrigued by the fact that i was unbanned in 1 week rather than the customary 2/4 weeks, as already stated. So i decided my first post after the unban would be to speak of this mystery, which was perhaps a glitch.
I pressed the POST button, which turned gray. It was very alarming. I let out a very loud gasp and then puked on the floor or something i don't know. I looked at the posts. A few average users named Joe and Human Being were talking about how Miiverse was glitching out a little bit.
I yeahed their posts, and then the screen flashed a SOOPER SPOOPY RED!!!!!! I took my poop off the oven and flipped it like there was no tomorrow. I, being a character in a bad horror story, decided to stay on miiverse.
I then found a super spooky post of a hyper-realistic jackelope bleeding bloods all over the place, it even had red color which was really spooky because miiverse dun have color. I clicked on the user that made the post, whose profile pic was Jimmy Neutron with bleeding eyes which shouldn't even be possible because ur profile pic is usually ur mii!!!! How spoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooOoOooOoOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOooooooky!!!!! The user's name was Jimbert.exe and it was in scary zalgo text!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHexclamation mark!!!!!1
I went on Jimbert.exe's posts and saw they were all sooper dooper scary: for example, There were lots of hyper-realistic waddle dees and they were bleeding.
also there was the wii fit trainer and she said "U BETTAH GET REDY m8 I R8 U 8 CAUSE UR b8 8NT GR8 SO U FAIL M8"
So I took out my trusty rifle and shot her. But she didn't die. I was horrified by the matter.
She spoke leet, which was my greatest fear. I kept scrolling down. There were a few text posts, with leet speak.
I gasped, inhaling the poop that i had thrown out my window previously. Then, the text posts got even more spooky. They were black speech, and there was so much it filled the whole screen.
I kept scrolling down until there was white text inside it. "help meh" one said.
"Right XD" said another. i kept scrolling down until it stopped.
The final post was something that said "U Wot M8?" I got on top of a handle before flipping exactly 24669 times, and falling face-first on my bed which broke my nose. I got bleeding bloodz everywhere and my nose was flipping out.
I let out an inhumane screech. I killed eighteen birds, seven squirrels and a fairy from how loud my screech was. Keep in mind I am still a character from a bad horror story, so I went back on Miiverse AGAIN. Then, I saw another post by Jimbert.exe!!! My face went white with fear.
It said "I know you."
It was a shocking revelation, truly. I decided to converse in an antiquated and sophisticated manner to Jimbert.exe.
I typed in "YA RITE M8."
Then Jimbert.exe typed in another comment. "I know ur name is Ketchup Robertson"
he said. My spine twisted to impossible levels from the sheer surprise. I tried to fool the dastardly foe, who somehow knew my real name.
"Uh no mah name is spongeturd mcsquiddybutts" I typed in.
"One time you ate seventeen expired chicken-flavored sodas in front of your best friend's closet naked" Jimbert.exe replied.
How did he know so many strange and mysterious facts about me?! I was truly and utterly embarrassed. I tried to report it but there was no report button!!!!!!!1!!!!one!!!!! how sp00ky.
"uh no u female dog i nevr did dat u liar" I typed in, with all the sheer strength I had.
"lelelelelelelelelel" Typed in Jimbert.exe and then the screen flashed rainbow and said "WEED WAS SMOKED ALL DAYS OF DA YEAR"
I was startled because I, Ketchup Robertson, had never touched a drug in my life and I needed to google search weed leaf because I didn't know what it looked like.
"U have two minutes" Said a really ominous and spooky voice. AAAAAAAAAH THAT'S PRETTY SPOOKY MAN.
I had run out of brain cells at this point, so I still stayed on miiverse. a user name NUTRIN made a post that said "ONE MINUTE LEFT AHAHAHAHGGSTSZHUYFWGYSFTDETDFG"
and another one named JIGGLYBOB posted "ur gonna die m8."
Then, a giant skeleton appeared on my ceiling and said "o yah m8 ur ded son"
He jumped down and said "OOGA BOOGA YA DUM PEANUT BRITTLE" and murdered me in a quite gruesome fashion.
I'm typing this as a ghost, you see.
Go figure.
THE END PROBABLY
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