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Don't go to Area 51 on September 20, 2019!

Hello. I am a time traveler from late September. I am here to warn you about what lies in Area 51...
If you are asking, yes, I got the time traveling device from Area 51, but was the raid successful????? NO!!!!!!
I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway...
As me and my friends entered Area 51, we went down to the underground labs.... My friends names were Jonathan, Travis, and Poopmaster (he will be important later on)
We headed to Sector B, which was where the aliens were. But when we went there, Jonathan and Travis both died!!!!! I cried for 10 minutes straight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poopmaster was a doctor, so he investigated the bodies. He concluded that they both died of cardiac arrest. Sad...
Now it was just me, Poopmaster, and the 6,000,000 people on the Surface (outside of Area 51)
As I was thinking about Mozarella Sticks, Poopmaster noticed a strange door. So I got up and kicked that door down!!! And then I saw something that I will never forget!!!
DIO FROM JOJO BIZZARE ADVENTUE!!!!!!!!!!
When Poopmaster saw him, he died of heart attack!!!!
Poopmaster hit the floor, and I was the only one left...
"You are smart..." Dio said to me, "But I am SMARTER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
And at that moment, a soldier came up to him and said to him, "Lord Dio, we killed all of the people on the surface"
And I stood there in shocked! EVERYONE WAS DEAD!!!!
"Not everyone is dead" Dio said to the soldier, "I will take care of this man" And then he pointed at me!!!!
So I runned as fast As I could!!!! I didnt want Dio to kill me!
I ran down the hall while Dio was screeching
"MUDA MUDA MUDA" shouted Dio
I hid in a room that had a time traveling device, so I took it and went back here to tell you guys of the horros in Area 51
DONT GO TO AREA 51 ON SEMPTEMBER 20, 2019!!!!!
WOEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Don't go to seep 1

You may seep peacfuly but tht is your downfall when it is the witching hour i will sneek into your home as you sleep i will slite your throught and you'll choke and gag hehehehah but before i do i'll tell you my story. I was a 16 year old just got my drivers card anyways i was always picked on i was just a stupid idiot is wat the kid at my school said.   so i guess i overeacted when i punched jack a jock who called me a scum sucking dickwad who should fall in the sewers so i'll smell better than i do right now i ended up nearly killing him i was suspended from school and sent to jail for 5 weeks. When i returned my luck again ran out as the jack and his friend ran up and beat me up punching me kicking me even trying to stab me with pencils and... and i i I KILLED THE FUCKERS I GRABED A PENCIL AND JAMMED IT INTO THE JACKS NEAK.
Then i grabed his friend and smashing him on the ground tull he stoped breathing then i grabed a hammer and smashed it thrue his skull last thing after tht i realised i just snaped hehehehahahahahahah.   Tht was my story ill see you soon if i decide to let you lie i'll let you watch my next story of how i killed so many before you.
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Category:YOU'RE NEXT
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
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Category:Shortpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Don't know what to do

I don't know what to do. I've experienced something disturbing. It all began when I received a notification about how Animal crossing new leaf was free for the next 48 hours. I went on the e-shop. The game said Animal crossing new leaf: Wild. I was confused but continued, it took about 2 hours to download maybe it was because I have really bad internet back then. I pressed play; the title screen had a very crude drawing of the animal crossing logo with the text WILD in the middle. I pressed Start new game. I was on a train; I saw the cat from the original animal crossing. He said the normal things. I named my character Jack as that is my desired name. I named my Town Chicago as that's the city I grew up in.
The train arrived; Isabelle and the animals said "Hey, you're the new mayor!" I said I wasn't but they disagreed insisting I was. I eventually said okay and planted the tree. It was getting late so I switched off my 3DS XL.
The next day I went back on it, I built my house and began work on the lighthouse. Then one of my villagers, Zell tells me he heard "scary noises" in the night and the words "ACNL: WEREWOLF" were scratched horribly on his window. I was visibly scared and Zell picked up on this. "You're not spooked are you Player?"
I didn't play the game for a week as I had exams. I went back on it and talked to Zell He told me he can't sleep at night as something bangs on his door repeatedly. He also said again "Are You scared, Player?" I was confused at my house. It was a fully upgraded House with Furniture. I checked my HHA score 500,000! I decided to check my shops. Everything was there. At this point I'm freaking out, and then I wake up.
I went on the game for real this time. One of my villagers were gone I checked who it was. Zell was missing, when I asked Curt where Zell was He was Visibly Scared "Z-Zell... Well Um he-he-he Died." I was shocked. "They say it was um Suicide or something. But some say it was the Werewolf" I was confused. "The Werewolf?" "Um yeah it (A book) says a villager at night will turn into a hideous beast made by Satan himself." I was noping the hell out of there "Jesus." "Well bye!" She said as he tried to catch a fish. I saved and then Quit. I could feel the fear in his words...
Then in the middle of the night...I felt a tingling sensation than when I awoke I saw this phrase Scratched into my Wall "4 LEFT."
"I SEE YOU PLAYER"
4 LEFT THE SCREAMS THEIR SCREAMS THEY FUEL ME I NEED MORE I NEED MORE WHYWWYHWYHQWEAIN DUASNJKDBNASIN DJHASBD BSAHBDHA SBHDBASDBSHAB DYUSABDBSA HBDASDHSABUHDS BDBSUHABDU HSBA UHDBASUDUSA BDIB SAJID NSADNJIASND JKNASNDJKSA
...UOY DNIF LLIW I ...UOY DNIF LLIW I...UOY DNIF LLIW I...UOY DNIF LLIW I...UOY DNIF LLIW I...UOY DNIF LLIW I
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Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Don't look at it

This all started about an year ago. I was on my computer playing a sonic game. When a pop up popped up it said download this and win a free sonic generations game if you download this and stupid as I was back then this download change my life for good. When it started download it was fine but when it finished the computer started shacking then when it stop. I went back to the main desktop page and it was covered in blood and there was no files anywhere but there was writing on my desktop it said don't look at it. At this point I was shocked but confused so I look at the download and it had a game it was called. Don't look at it the same as the desktop background this is where things got creepy.
When I loaded up the game it looked weird the quality of the game was mediocre I could hardly see where I was going. After I walked in the game for about 3 minutes. The game when static for about 6 secs and it showed a pop up picture. But because it was so fast I couldn't tell what it was. So I carried on on this game and what I seen was terrifying. I could see a monster ripping out the guts of five people I tried to help them but when I did the monster started attacking me in the game I had no weapons to fight back. So I died I spawned back near the hospital were the monster was and it wasn't there any more. Now I was confused i though to myself " did I actually see that monster rip out those people's guts?" i don't think so. So i carried on when I got to the last level the game started acting weird again it whet static again. But when I came back it had such a scary pop up it flung me of my chair and a bang my head I was in a and e for about 3 weeks and now every time I see a pop up i don't click on it.......
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Beings
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Don't read this, it's a curse!

In 2004, a 20 year old man named Jimmy was sleeping in his bed. He then woke up and walked in front of his laundry room and spotted a glass antique doll with blond hair on the laundry room window ledge. He glared at the doll and screamed, "Whore! Slut! The sandwich that never knew bread!" Jimmy immediately regretted his decision as the doll glared at him and jumped off the window ledge. Jimmy ran outside faster than he thought possible and shut the front door behind him, leaving the doll trapped in the living room.
However, once he ran off of his porch, his clothing vanished and he was sucked ass-first into the sky at the speed of light. Once he reached space, his naked ass crashed through the floor in his living room. His ass was sticking out of the floor in his living room whilst the rest of his body was trapped underneath his house. He couldn't even move a single cheek!
Then, his vision somehow transported into his living room, and he became a mere perspective. It was as if he was looking at himself through a security camera. He saw the doll slowly approach his ass, put its head on his asshole, and then scream, "Your scourning parading, matched! No more truly will away!" Immediately afterwards, the doll let loose a high-pitched screech that sounded like the scream of an elderly woman. This act inflicted extreme amounts of tickle upon Jimmy's ass!
Now that you have read even a single word of this, the same glass antique doll will suck you up into space, crash your ass into the living room, and inflict extreme amounts of tickle upon your ass! To avoid this, post this whole post on 3 different websites, or there will be no truly will away for you!
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Shortpasta
Don't record dig dug at 3AM Part 2

==September 34th 20020==
It's been 3 years.. I haven't seen Dig Dug in 3 years...Until...NOW. I was in Willmart getting slim jims and picifiers for the night with the THE BOYS™ becuz we are kowell like that.. And I saw it..I saw DIG DUG.
A 60 year old man had Dig Dug and I knocked it out of his hands... He had aids and died, suffering a bad 9 seconds later... The polic man came and say im such a bad..And took me to jail... And then... I saw him...I saw randomman..But then..He disappeared..I thought it was a hallucinatom.. and i went back to slep..
==September 35th 20020==
I woke up in my jeil cell, scared of randomman...he was so so so scary...Because 3 years earlier after I shat hyperrelatic shit from my hyperrelatic asssheks... Don't record dig dug at 3 am....I learnded my leson..I see randomman again...And then i see it..I see dig dug...On the floor, with a consel next to it...I had no choice. I had to PLAY DIGDUG! I set it up and it quickly chaged to 3 am...so scary...I started my kindel fir and started recording.. One person joined my life again..Randomman..
randomman: dont record dig dug at 3AM.
i ignore him again. what loser bozo.
my dig dug character didn't show up again.. until.... it said....
"YOU HAVE SUFFER A BAD"
I threw up hyprerelistac blood...sososo scary... And then...Dig dug came alive...!?!?!?!?!?
I shat hyprerelistac shit again.... I haven't done that in a while... And then he fougt me... I died but revived becuz its dig dug.... and then.....
==Sptember 36th 20020==
I woke up...it was all a nightmare.. but then...I checked my pants..MY HYPERRELISTIC SHIT WAS STILL THERE!!?!?!?! i was shoken.. and then polic officer checks in on me...
polic officr: "did you suffer a bad?" I tell him yes...He lafed at me... i cried hypre relatac ters.. he left.. i left, but then i saw DIG DUG!!!!!!! i scremd again but no one came...
dig dug: unsuffer your bad....
I unsuffer my bad immediantly... he pissedappeared... but randomman was still in my life?!?!?!!?!?!
I screamed, and randomman cried....
randomman: You unsuffered your bad... im so proud of you....
I cried too...and then randomman pissedappeared...
Don't record dig dug at 3 am.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Potty Humor
Category:English Class Failure
Don't use the BLJ

Super Mario 64 was revolutionary and for one reason, it revolutionized 3D platforming. In fact, I used to play Mario 64 on my N64, eventually, I sold it for future Nintendo consoles. but it came time for me to play Mario 64 all over again when I heard of a glitch called the BLJ. So I downloaded the files on my computer, prepared my Retroarch, and got it to run. The first thing I noticed was the title screen and when I pressed start, it showed the typical file select, then there was the casual intro. I felt like I was playing Mario 64 all over again. I entered the castle and BLJed through the door. then, the screen cut to black, with a picture of Mario with white text that said, "Hey, I saw you cheating, don't do that". I was kinda weirded out, was the game being self-aware. or was Mario directly communicating to me through the game. Then the game booted me back to the first floor of the castle. I then BLJed through the door on top with the lock, then the screen cut to black, with Mario again looking a little concerned with white text saying, "So I told you not to cheat the first time and you still did it, did you not understand what I meant?" I thought, "huh, Did Mario actually know that I was using the BLJ?", and the game booted me where I last BLJed, the staircase, this time with no music. I ran up the staircase and entered the room above. then on the second staircase, I BLJed to the door with the star, the screen cut to black with Mario this time looking angry, saying, "Stop cheating, do I have to tell you over and over", then I was in the place I last BLJed to, the top floor, I walked through the star door and I BLJed through the endless stair case, the screen cut to black, with Mario looking tired this time text with red said,"cheaters never go far, I have warned you before", then it cut with the final battle with Bowser, with his usual block of text. when I swung him into a bomb three times, he said,"You've beaten me Mario, but you have no star power, and with no star power, my troops with reign powerful, My son will replace me as King of Koopas and finish what I started, and you will never see the princess again". then he fades, and Mario decides to against my will, commit suicide, he decides to walk into a bomb scattered in the arena to blow himself up. Then the screen fades to black with a dead Mario corpse with red text saying,"cheaters never prosper, they only end up in hell" then, It shows Mario resting in hell, then it fades to a screenshot of Mr. Miyagi from Karate Kid, only with black eyes and red pupils and then a picture of Mr. Miyamoto with a gun pointed towards me, smiling, he then shot me through the screen. As I write this story in hell of hopes sending it to those in the physical world. Before I become one of Satan's slaves. please, don't use the BLJ, as the same fate can happen to you too.
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Category:Mario
Category:Wall of Text
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Donald&Douglas1

Between May and June of 2011, me and my brother got a three week break off work. I decided to go over to my brother's house for five days. On the first day over, we were cleaning out the loft when we came across our old VHS tapes from when we were kids.
Most of them consisted of shows such as Thomas the Tank Engine and Postman Pat. However, I found a tape which read "Donald&Douglas1". We had never seen this tape before, so we decided to play it on my brother's old VHS player.
The episode started off with the nameplates and awkward silence. However, the characters looked either angry or depressed. This went on for thirty seconds.
The episode starts with Topham Hatt in his office when a worker in a blue suit came in and was speaking in Russian. Topham Hatt replied in English saying "Yes, of course". It then cut to a scene where Donald and Douglas were pulling a goods train.
This is where the episode got rather strange. When they passed another character, the other character looked depressed, but Donald and Douglas were still smiling and the first act ended.
The next act showed the two characters Donald and Douglas reversing into the shed. They were still smiling but the other characters still looked depressed. You could hear a sigh as the screen faded to black.
The next scene began where the two twins were once again pulling a goods train, but they had to stop at a station. The crews of the engines started them up and jumped out the cab smiling. The guard from the brake van then jumped out and he too was smiling, then the scene ended.
The next scene showed them going towards a huge bridge that was under construction where a silver tank engine was standing nearby. Unfortunately, the two engines knocked the silver tank engine and some of the construction workers off the bridge. Instead of showing the accident, it showed the main characters in the sheds at night time looking angry as the screams from the accident played.
The screen then cut to the scene of the crash, with parts of Donald, Douglas, and the silver engine everywhere, with blood all over the rolling stock.
The credits played in Japanese with the music in reverse and had a picture of the crash in the background.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
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Category:Old Shit
Donald Duck's Power

Donald Duck can no longer die, meaning no form of Death can claim him. This is how he survived the Zettaflare from Kingdom Hearts 3 offscreen. Donald is unbound by mortality. He can no longer succumb to disease, violence, or choking on fruits. Donald Duck can now defeat Godzilla with ease, who has been confirmed to be below Death himself due to him dying and going to Hell. Godzilla did escape because the mountain level god let him go because Godzilla used his inspiring words to convince the thing to let him leave, but it is not going to qualify as attack potency.
Donald Duck is stronger than Homelander, Kratos, Godzilla, Thor with the Slowforce, Wally West, SCP-3812 (Scp-3812 is a schizophrenic who'd lose to Donald Duck in a fight because schizos can't fight against ducks), literally just all of SCP is fodder because everyone dies one day and even the immortal lizard dies. Donald Duck is one of Batgos's most powerful allies, and batgos can call him with his beyond infinite beyond instant beyond speed itself and higher (I am downplaying to quantify his feats) to kick any concept in the ass. Death cannot hold him.. But Donald Duck will gladly embrace the arms of Jesus Christ himself.
Donald Duck has the ability to reject all other concepts but YHWH. Donald is a devoted man to his faith, meaning when the rapture arrives to annihilate the entire cosmology of fiction, Donald Duck will leave this world.
The powerscaling order should logically go: Donald Duck, God, Batgos. Batgos is only above God because Batgos created millions of god avatars in real life and in fiction.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:THERY
Category:Shortpasta
Donald Duck Hijacking

It's been over 20 years since this happened, but I might as well bring it to light.
On the night of 02/26/1993, I took my wife and two daughters out to dinner. It was our "Friday Night Treat." We went and got some pizza, followed by some ice cream. One of my daughters, who I won't be naming for privacy, asked me if they could stay up and watch cartoons. Usually, we made them go to bed around 7:00, but I told them that tonight could be an exception. 
Once we got home, I turned on the TV to a program called "Donald's Quack Attack." It was a program that just aired old Donald Duck cartoons. 
My wife was taking a shower, and my daughters and I sat on the couch and watched the TV. Soon after, an old cartoon title "Duck Pimples" started. I remember seeing that cartoon when I was a child, and I remembering enjoying it. 
The cartoon started as usual; Donald listening to the radio and getting scared hearing the stories. When Donald hears a knock, the door burst open to reveal a scary looking man in an overcoat.
However, as the door opened, the screen started glitching, but I didn't think nothing of it. It was storming outside, so I just thought the glitching was caused by that. As the cartoon continued, the screen started cutting to black, though the audio remained the same. 
Like usual, the man started riding an "invisible" bike with Donald (old cartoons), and he falls to the floor. However, when he fell to the floor, the screen cut to a frame of him, but his face was blacked out. I then heard a man screaming. I didn't remember this from my childhood! My daughters got scared, so they ran to their rooms, and my wife went to comfort them. 
The screen then flashed up a creepy looking man. Faint breathing was heard. I don't get scared easily, but this was freaky as hell.
Then the screen turned black. Text flashed upon the screen. In order, the text read:
"Miles"
"It's me, Victor"
"I'm hunting you"
"You can't escape me"
"I'll always remember what you did"
'When you got drunk that night"
"I told you not to drive"
"Yet you did"
"And you killed my daughter"
"So, I'm ready to kill you"
"That screaming you heard?"
"Your brother."
"Why A Donald Duck cartoon?"
"Because your son loves Donald Duck"
"I bought him a toy for his birthday"
"I want to show him the monster you are"
"Run"
Then the cartoon started back up, like nothing happened.
What the hell just happened? I was too scared to think. I had nightmares for weeks.
So, I did some research...
Miles Hayes and Victor Blackwood were business partners who opened and owned the "Sweet Memories" ice cream shop in North Dakota (where I live). Allegedly, Miles got drunk and killed Victor's daughter, Scarlett. In rage, Victor Blackwood started a killing spree, and apparently he hijacked the cartoon to warn Miles...
Wherever you are, Miles... Good luck...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure