Elisabeth Lajoly de Laba

Elisabeth Lajoly de Laba (1652 - 1728) entered history, no History, a very Piratey way, being Jean Bart's Wench and the only female DiscipleOfficially, A.B.S. Bouti doesn't count as a Disciple, although she was the brain behind them.
==Tambourine Kid==
As a child, she had a very peculiar way of helping her poor family. On Dunkerque's market day, she led a company of seven ferocious looking bears, and kept them tame through her dancing and tambourine playing. A passing-by drawing artist was so charmed, that he made a drawing of the Tambourine Kid"La Môme Tambourine" in foreign manuals, and offered her a copy of the final engraving.
Rumour had it she was able to dominate each and every living creature that way. That's also where she saw Jean Bart, Pirate-to-be, crashing his land yacht into the vegetable stall in front of the belfry. The first thing Jean saw after having freed himself from a load of veggies, were seven huge bears. And a nice girl, leading them with her tambourine, not unlike an Indian fakir hypnotizing a snake.
==Tambourine Wench==
When Jean started his little Pirating Enterprise, he had heard some Shivering Sea Snake Stories (SSSS) too much, and thought the girl with the bears could charm any Sea Snake that might appear during his journey. She was thrilled by the proposal, and went with him. Well, she was also a bit in love with this handsome sailor, of course... They never parted since this first "contract".
A contract she pulled with much virtuosity. The very sight of this Wench, dancing and playing the tambourine on deck, facing fierce legendary creatures no sailor lived to witness off! Jean Bart's crew was the first (and only) to survive such encounters, thanks to Elisabeth.
==Drawing Wench==
She also appeared to have a great drawing talent, and made many sketches of the creatures they met. Such drawings were in high praise with book publishers, and so she could earn an extra sou for their little household.
==Disciple Wench==
The only Disciple Jean Bart brought to the First Convention (not counting in the portrait of Simon Stevin, of course) was a female one. Elisabeth, for those who aren't paying attention, back there! Her fascinating abilities made her a most welcome member, and her dancing was much praised. Her drawings illustrated Jean's stories, and no picture went to a publisher before the Disciples had seen it first! Although reputed one of the most caring and loving creatures of the XVIIth Century (not easy in them hard days!), she could hate as well. When, in 1695, the King closed the Female Sorbonne Experiment and bombed the native town of her beloved Pirate, she cast, together with Mademoiselle A.B.S. Bouti, a very evil eye on Louis XIV, causing his hair to fall out. After years of promoting the wig "Made in France" with his own massive hairdo (pretending it was a wig, keep following there!), all of a sudden he really needed one!
==Widow Wench==
Elisabeth survived Jean Bart for many years, and was a highly estimated person in Dunkerque, where she had returned after nursing Jean Bart during his last years, in Paris. She lived in a little cottage the King had given to her, and never complained about publishers not mentioning her name, because she felt most readers of the XVIIIth Century already didn't believe anymore in Sea Snakes. Times had changed, France had entered the Age of Enlightenment. According to a manuscriptMore about this item lies hidden beneath . found wandering amongst the XVII Disciples' documents, it is rumored (although highly unlikely) that soon after Jean Bart's death, Elisabeth was determined to find a way to bring her true love back to life. Most of the people in Elisabeth's social circle were quite sure that she had lost her mindMost, but not those who really knew her, and suspected something else was afoot., either to old age or due to the effects of the bite of a small Sea Snake, which had lost its way and wandered into her garden.
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