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Postmodern art

On the 4th of , The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art will play host to the art works of one of this countries premier young artists. Pau Pei, originally from the Chinese province of Anhui, is presenting his latest collection “The Concentric Curiosities.” Below is a selection of some of the highlights of the collection for your perusal and prospective purchase.Descriptions taken from the original “The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art: A Visitors Guide” by Professor Oliver N Acute-Tell, curator of “The Antipodean Gallery of Post-Modern Art”
Pre-display purchases can be made over the phone and via the website. Payment methods taken are Cheque, money order, Credit card (Visa, Mastercard, Diner's Club and American Express accepted), Debit Card, Cash, Paypal, International Draft (excluding the Royal Bank of Nigeria), and Cash Passport.
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=== “Utopian Ambivalence” ===
	
=== “Untying the Pretzel” ===
	
=== “Oedipus Completely Wrecks...” ===
	
=== “Here's my New...” ===
	
=== “It's exactly...” ===
	
=== References ===
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Potato Famine Denial

thumb|David Irving presents evidence of the underlying Irish power structure in the U.S.A.
Potato Famine denial is the act of denying the occurrence of the mass starvation in Ireland, usually referred to as the Great Potato Famine. Indeed, there is a persistent group of Potato Famine deniers who assert that no famine occurred at all, or that accounts of a famine were grossly exaggerated. 
==The West==
British writer David Irving contends that the Potato Famine is in fact an elaborate hoax to increase Irish power in the world. In his book, The Famine Facade, Irving writes:
 
Irving even stupidly suggests that the election of John F. Kennedy was a direct consequence of the Potato Famine hoax:
He has often failed to mention that he is a descendant of Charles Trevalyan, the infamous bastard who denied Ireland food aid during the famine.
More timid famine revisionists have suggested abolishing the term "great" famine and replacing it with something less dramatic such as "good" or even "mediocre".
==The Middle East==
thumb|left|President Ahmadinejad encourages skepticism.
Although frowned upon in the West, Potato Famine Denial is widely held belief in many Middle Eastern nations. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has repeatedly questioned the existence of the Great Famine. In a controversial December 2005 speech Ahmadinejad said:
In January 2006 Ahmadinejad hosted the International Symposium to Evaluate the Worldwide Vision of the Great Famine in an abandoned barn that stank out animal feces. Nobody listened, since everyone who thinks knows that Iran can't be trusted. Several Frenchmen broke in and began throwing rocks, being of great annoyance to the idiots attending the conference. Iranian Foreign Minister, Manouchehr Mottaki, described the symposium as "the ideal scientific atmosphere for unbiased exploration of relevant issues concerning Ireland's history". Foreign Minister Mottaki began the symposium with a joke that nobody laughed at: 
==Ireland==
Strangely enough there have been various Potato Famine Deniers from Ireland. Perhaps the most notable was Seamus T. Collins, a Westmeath farmer who was asked in 1873 by a Daily Herald reporter to recount his experiences of life during the famine. Collins replied:
Collins's testimony was the central piece of evidence in the symposium, and multiple (documented) cases of severe head trauma were never mentioned. His ideas were thus discredited, general consensus being that he was just a drunken arsehole.
==See also==
*Irish potato famine
==External links==
*The Irish Famine of the 1840s: A Sinister Fraud
Category:Conspiracies
Category:History of Ireland
Pothole (movie)

Pothole 	Pothole
 	
Directed by 	Paul Anderson
Written by 	John McTiernan
Starring 	Adrien Brody Theodore Bo Geyman Kevin Bacon Denise Richards Carl Rowell
Produced by 	Dave Wesch
Distributed by	Paramount Pictures
Release date 	January 2nd, 1981
Runtime 	90 min.
Language 	English
Budget 	$9 million
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Pothole is a 1981 award-winning film about a mayor dealing with instability and riots in his city after citizens become outraged over the large amounts of potholes in the city roads.
== Storyline ==
Newly elected mayor of Ames, Iowa, Cameron B. Goode (Adrien Brody) and his assistant Gene Poulle (Theodore Bo Geyman) became the targets of threats after Mayor Goode cuts funding for mass transit and roads. Eventually, city roads become so poorly maintained that the roads become cobbled and contain large potholes, making driving impossible. To top it off, mass transit workers go on strike, making all transportation nearly impossible in the town.
After some time, the city of Ames turns into a warzone as a civil war breaks out. Mayor Goode, in desperate need of help, calls in the Iowa National Guard. However, even the Iowa National Guard can't suppress the rioting within the city streets, and rioters storm the mayor's residence, which by that time had been barricaded by Gene and Goode.
The rioters successfully break into the mayor's residence lead by Bruce Pharr (Kevin Bacon), a local cab driver, immediately execute Gene Poulle, and take the mayor's family to a nearby warehouse. After hearing news of his family's kidnapping, Mayor Goode turns rogue and heavily arms himself, eventually raiding the warehouse in a solo commando-style siege. It was pretty cool.
After an intense shootout in which he kills Bruce Pharr, he and his family are once again reunited. At the end of the film, Goode buries Pharr in one of the town's numerous potholes. Mayor Goode was impeached the next day.
== Awards ==
*One Oscar for "Best Action Movie"
*Oscar nomination for "Best Screenplay"
*Oscar nomination for Thedore Bo Geyman as "Best Supporting Actor"
*Oscar nomination for "Best Movie About Potholes", only then losing to acclaimed movie "Ditches" starring Bruce Campbell.
== Criticism ==
The NPA (National Pothole Association) demanded a boycott of the movie, because of what they claimed were several scenes in the movie that portrayed potholes in a negative fashion. Although the boycott may have encouraged some to avoid watching the movie, it didn't stop the movie from grossing in over $391 million.
During the film's production, people actually started rioting outside of the studio in protest of the movie's effects on the town of rural Ames, Iowa. According to residents, the movie raised awareness of the town while being shot there, and as a result, Ames witnessed a huge population explosion in the early eighties.
Category:American films
Potters Bar Bus Garage

Potters Bar Bus Garage is the northernmost bus garage in the London Transport empire. Staffed by a motley crew of social rejects, it runs many London transport bus routes in the north of London, all of which have been convicted of causing the Cuban Missile Crisis and the death of the Elephant Man.
Poles, nonces, and foriegn terrorist rejects are the mainstay of staff. Some of the nonces at the depot are recruited from Suffolk, a county in the east of England populated by inbreds, sexual deviants, and the ubiqutous Village Idiot.
This is now the norm, with staffing at bus depots with the influx of economic migrants doing the long shifts and increasing lower pay within the bus industry which has put off many workers.
==Storage Capacity==
The garage holds 108 buses, two tramps, and a resident Yardie drug dealer. Karl Bertouche runs London bus routes 82, 84, 217, 231, 234, 263, 384, W8, W9, school routes 626 and 634, and Nightbus route N20. It also runs buses outside of LT's remit, which are bus routes 84 and 242.
Of the routes outside of LT's remit which run from Potters Bar, the 84 runs from Barnet to St. Albans, which lets the drivers ogle rich young schoolgirl totty who travel to St. Albans from the outlying Hertfordshire/Barnet million-pound mansions.
==The RouteMonster Experiment==
In 1981, the notorious "RouteMonster Bus" experiment took place. Twenty-two AEC RouteMaster buses were converted into RouteMonsters for use on the 82 from North Finchley to Victoria. The RouteMonsters were to drive straight over the top of any BMW's and Audi's which impeded progress against the bus's timetable.
The experiment was short-lived and all RouteMonsters were withdrawn from service. Rather than balloon tires, London Transport decided to use, what else? new regulations and lane restrictions to keep lanes of Finchley Road, Baker Street, and Park Lane completely empty, on the off chance that a bus should amble along and need them.
==See Also==
* Water Powered Bus
* Public Transportation
* Bus
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Category:London
Category:Transportation
Category:Transport in the United Kingdom
Pottery

Pottery, defined by the American Society for Testing and Materials (ASTA ) as any "fired ceramic wares containing clay once formed excluding technical, structural, refractory or otherwise consumable products" The term pottery is also used to describe a technique involving ceramic, whereby it is mixed with other substances such as vitamins, minerals or carbohydrates and then shaped using a specifically designed pottery wheel. Many of the world's top fashion designers began as small time operators in the rapidly expanding pottery industry. It is a well know fact that Calvin Klein began his career by selling his home made ceramic fish statues out of the back of his British racing green Mini Cooper early in the summer of '69.
=== In The Beginning ===
The first recorded use of pottery was around 1200BC in the northern wastelands of Siberia by a tribe of water-dwelling nomads called the Inuits (more commonly referred to as SeaMonkeys). They used their early pottery bowls to assist them with hunting their usual quarry of penguins, seals, polar bears, killer whales and used car salesmen. The Inuits developed an ingenious method of hunting using their newly developed technology. Central to this new technique was the Inuits entirely irrational belief that if you cannot see your prey, then it cannot see you. By placing the ceramic bowls upon their heads, thereby completely blinding them, they were able to significantly decrease their hunting productivity by approximately 6% per annum (around the same as home loan rates at the time). Over a period of 300 years these scholarly people effectively reduced their hunting productivity to 0 and were forced to survive by weaving together their extensively plaited nasal hairs into baskets which they then sold to the local Nike store in exchange for a well rounded meal of rice, potatoes and rotting human flesh (Rotting Human Flesh is a trademark of McDonalds Corporation and subject to use under the international copyright agreement of 1996)
=== Ancient Pottery ===
By 500BC the pottery craze had hit its peak and was being manufactured in all corners of the earth. The traditional Inuit uses for pottery had been abandoned and a new set of design principles adopted by the leader of the WPO (World Pottery Organisation), Lord Cole XVII (Later supreme ruler of the Universe). These new ceramic creations were slightly better designed than early pottery and can be distinguished by the folling features:
*Sweeping curves
*Large handles
*Raised bases
*External artworks
*Internal glazing
*Sideways mounted 6.1L hemi V8 detuned to 387bhp
*Pools of Semen
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PowerPoint

thumb|right|300px| A typical Powerpoint
PowerPoint is a popular destruction program originally designed by Microsoft for the CIA. It works by shooting bolts of lightning and its effects can be frightening.thumb|right|300px| The Effects of Powerpoints can be frightening.
==History==
Powerpoint was developed during the reign of Tutankhamen, although in an entirely different part of the world. Genghis Khan is rumoured to be involved in the Quality UnAssurance.
Powerpoint did not really take off until the bolshevik revolution in 1917. It was used by the party, in addition with the rest of Microsoft Office to organise itself. Many historians attribute this to the world-wide fall of Communism, although it's rumoured to persist in pockets of Canadia.
Today, it is taught in schools, leading to rumours of a conspiracy, involving Napoleon Dynamite, a glass of Pepsi Max and an Australian Terrier. Why these conspiracies have been developed, nobody knows.
==Explanation Of The Name==
Many people have wondered about the name and explanation behind it but most people attribute it as a reminder of what happens to you when you conduct a Powerpoint at school.
==Applications==
Powerpoint has no perceivable uses or applications. It has been rumoured that some people use it to invoke the power of the demon, George Bush, to prevent cancer although the effectiveness of this is questionable at best, or sometimes to create entertainment, but these rumours are yet to be confirmed.
==Reasons for PowerPoint's Creation==
===Money===
Many people think that PowerPoint was created for financial gain. It was not through creating a superior product in a highly competitive market. In fact, it is quite the opposite. All of the Microsoft Office products are designed to run poorly, using up all available RAM on a computer and causing everything to crash, often to the point of the Blue Screen of Death, forcing the user to buy more Microsoft gear, in order to continue the work they originally started to create using the original Microsoft software, which they were forced to do after Microsoft won the Cola Wars in 23 B.C, whilst most people are unaware they were even part of it, however, the Powerpoint is the one and only one Microsoft product working brilliantly.
===World Domination===
Examination of the code for PowerPoint (included below), demonstrates how the program has been written to take over the world. WARNING! The following code can only be deciphered by practitioners of C.
 #include <stdio.h>
 #include <stdlib.h>
 #include <stdcrap.h>
 #include <worlddomination.h>
 
 int main()
 {
 printf("Welcome to Microsoft PowerPoint\n");
 printf("Create your finger here\n");
 scanf("%s",presentation);
 dominate_world(presentation);
 return 0;
 }
===Meaning===
The main explanation of powerpoints is "fuck" as can be concluded from consulting your English teachers(Note: We are NOT at all responsible for your actions at school!). However, some Politicians claim that powerpoint means "raising your middle finger", showing Politicians are just clones of Captain Obvious in diguise.
Category:Software
Power Plants

Power plant is such a plant, which has a Power to move. Usually, power plants are very dangerous (see trifids for example), old and unclear (with an except for new clear power plants). Power plants pull their roots from a ground, and then you can see them even 
walking in streets.
Oh, did you know that George W. Bush is the most famous example of power plant?
As you know, different types of power exist in the universe that can be used for plant motion. A few experimental examples:
* Nuclear
* Chernobyl
* Montgomery Burns
* Power Rangers
* Powerpuff Girls
* Fusion Kittens
Category:Energy
Pox

Did you mean...
* Smallpox
* Syphilis, "The Great Pox"
* Black Death, colloquially known as "The Pox."
* Pox, an abbreviation for Orthopox 13, a character from the game Destroy All Humans!
* Pox, a slang word for Acne
* Plain Old XML, a term used to describe basic XML, a computer data representation format
* President of Xanadu
* "Sea pox", what Dutch people call acorn barnacles, apparently.
Prehistoric Jesus

Category: Jesus
Category: Potheads
Prehistoric Jesus (129,287 BC - 129,263 BC) was a Neanderthal Frenchman living near modern Givors who is most noted for inspiring the Original Jesus's performance of live carpentry performance art, carving exquisite prehistoric marijuana pipes and being one of the first music promoters. 
==Marijuana Pipes==
It is postulated that Prehistoric Jesus was one of the first living beings to intentionally carve a marijuana pipe from a variety of substances including stone, wood, bone, dried dung, mud, an apple, a potato, his hand and a solid block of ice. The addition of a "carb-hole" to the neck-stem of pipes is often attributed to Prehistoric Jesus. It is currently unproven whether this had anything to do with his admittedly happier disposition than the other Jesuses (proper plural form: Jesii)
==Carpentry, Prehistoric Jesus and The Carpenters==
He is also known for creating the first historical evidence of fliers for musical performances and his uncanny ability to carve exquisite marijuana pipes from any material. He is considered the first member of The Carpenters to charge money for performances and the reason performances of The Carpenters are not considered performance art by most thinking people today.
==The Botched Prehistoric Crucifixion of Prehistoric Jesus==
After the shameless self-promotion of his carving of a marijuana pipe, there was great anger from fellow members of The Carpenters who quickly formed a mob and attempted to fasten Prehistoric Jesus to a rock. As there was no method of doing this yet invented, Prehistoric Jesus simply slid off the rock onto the ground. After several attempts to fasten him failed, The Carpenters gave up and Prehistoric Jesus survived, but was thrown out of the band. 
==The Late Life of Prehistoric Jesus==
It is rumored that after being thrown out of the band Prehistoric Jesus married the prehistoric prostitute Prehistoric Mary Magdeline who tempted Prehistoric Jesus with hairlessness and Prehistoric sexual positions; but this is only conjecture. 
There is no evidence a prehistoric Mary Magdalene ever existed.
From various rumors collected from archeologists and scholars, it is suggested that the later life of Prehistoric Jesus was largely unremarkable involving a brief stint as a mastodon wrangler in the southern mountains of modern France and a fliip-flop salesman- though the existence of the flip-flop among the Neanderthals is a point of contention and hot debate among scholars.
His legacy may have been continued when the "Original Jesus" created a sensation with his performance art piece known today as "The Passion of The Christ" that cumulated in a carpenter (himself) being made into a form of decorative furniture by being nailed using carpenters tools to a piece of wood.
President

President may refer to:
Russia:
*Boris Yeltsin
*Vladimir Putin
*Dmitry Medvedev
United States:
*Donald Trump (the only Republican president to serve two non-consecutive terms)
*Joe Biden
*Donald Trump
*Barack Obama
*George W. Bush
*Bill Clinton
*George H. W. Bush
*Richard M. Nixon
*Dwight D. Eisenhower
*Harry S. Truman
*Herbert Hoover
*Grover Cleveland (the only Democrat president to serve two non-consecutive terms)
*Benjamin Harrison
*Grover Cleveland
*Abraham Lincoln
*Martin Van Buren
*George Washington
*The Pope 
Zimbabwe:
*Robert Mugabe
*Dave Mustaine
Presidential Football Classic

Dick: Howdy folks, and welcome to the Presidential Football Classic! As always, I'm your host, Dick Willie Johnson, and I'm joined by my good friend, Bud "Lite" Bigmeat. It's a beautiful day on Thanksgiving for some good ol' gridiron!
Bud: We have the Presidents United going against Washington's Finest! In the baseball outing Washington's Finest decimated President's United and the game ended with a massive brawl!
Dick: Hell of a game that was!
===Presidents United lineup===
Position	Name
QB 	George Washington
WR 	James K. Polk
WR 	Grover Cleveland
RB 	Abraham Lincoln
HB 	John Adams
TE 	Donald Trump
OT 	Jimmy Carter
OT 	Woodrow Wilson
C 	William Howard Taft
OG 	Lyndon B. Johnson
OG 	Warren G. Harding
K 	Andrew Jackson
===Washington's Finest lineup===
Position	Name
QB 	John F. Kennedy
WR 	Richard Nixon
WR 	Ronald Reagan
RB 	Joe Biden
HB 	James Monroe
TE 	Barack Obama
OT 	Bill Clinton
OT 	George W. Bush
C 	Theodore Roosevelt
OG 	Dwight D. Eisenhower
OG 	Harry S. Truman
K 	John Quincy Adams
Bud: That's right, Dick! Our referees today are:
Position	Name
R 	O. J. Simpson
DJ 	Davy Jones
SJ 	Forrest Gump
BJ 	Johnny Cash
FJ 	Elvis Presley
LJ 	Charles Manson
C 	Bill Cosby
RO 	Al Capone
BR 	Jimmy Blackman
==First Half==
Dick: And Washington's Finest is kicking off! 
O.J.: Touchback!
Bud: Oh yeah! I forgot to tell everyone listening in! The referees, quarterbacks, running backs, and wide receivers are mic'd up. Though we'll only choose a few times to include what the players say, you will probably hear from O.J. a lot.
Dick: He can't keep his fucking mouth shut. 
===Washington's Finest Drive One===
Preston and Steve

In a time of peace and prosperity, there reigned the empire, known as Y100. The empire was headed by the two kings: Preston, the wise one, and Steve, the commander of flatulent humour and impersonation sabotage. They had many loyal henchmen, such as Kathy, the baroness of alcohol consumption, who was very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very interested in what happened next.
== The Great Migration ==
Preston, Steve, and all the other refugees fled the land, seeking hope beyond the horizon. Days turned into a few days, a few days turned into several days, several days turned into a bunch of days, and Kathy turned into a nudist. The brave knight known as Drugo Boy turned cannibalistic for a brief moment of weakness, eating a large portion of Nick's brain, which would explain Nick's intelligence level. He later commented that it tasted nothing like the gummie worm that it looked like. Drugo Boy's hallucinations are commonly attributed to heat exhaustion and water deprivation, which wouldn't have been a problem if Kathy didn't consume large amounts of water because she always needed something to puke out to keep life interesting.
== A New Beginning ==
The traveling nomads finally found a home in the great land known as WMMR. Lord Pierre Robert accepted Preston and Steve, along with all of their company. They were inducted as "citizens" and a great feast was held in their honor, with Gadzooks ice cream (now in vanilla!) as far as the eye could see.
They now hold public meetings at 6 am to 10 am every weekday to discuss important issues, such as the location of the infamous "hootoot" and complications due to the "big dogs running, big dogs out." Jose often sings music for all to enjoy in his flawless American accent. Kathy still drinks and Steve still comforts her through the voice of Michael Jackson, reminding her to "think of the children." All is as it was. And it is office.
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Price check/Lite

Having trouble with that other pesky ethnocentric Price check article? We here at Uncyclopedia understand it can be difficult to assimilate the culture, racial overtones, and sexually explicit statements made by this author. Wearing adult diapers is no laughing matter, especially if you’re a priest. 
Let me disabuse you of the notion that priests only like young boys working at your local supermarket. They like God a lot too. Enough to give up liking young boys? Well, let's not get carried away.
While the article speaks of consuming beans, several aero bars, and something called tongue it would seem logical that Tums should also be purchased. Probably the most disturbing product mentioned is fisting butter (also known by it's popular name brand ‘Silent Duckbutter’ a product that renders every hole a fisting ready pit). While a real item, it’s not sold at Uncyclopedia Mart due to it’s overuse by the admins.
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