Ethiopiaball/Relationships

==ጓደኞች (Friends)==
* Liberiaball - Another African countryball who was not colonzied.
* Italyball - You were an invader and war criminal when you were under Fascists (Never forget THE MASSACERE OF MILLIONS OF INNOCENTS ORTHODOX AND JEWS, FUCK MUSSOLINI!) but we get along today! We are both Christians, and it is of recognizing usage of gas attacks now. Italy is also among the top 5 trading partners with Ethiopia and a major investor in the Ethiopian economy. It also helps me build of Ethiopian Renaissance dam, Of thanks yuo! See the enemies list...
* Eritreaball - (Formely) ኤርትራ አንድ ደደብ ዝንጀሮ ነው! አንጎልህ ቆሻሻው ያነሰ ነው!! ጣሊያናዊ አሻንጉሊት አሳማ ዶግ!! ሁለቱን ድርጅቶች መዋሐድ! Scary psychotic mentally disturbed child, created from a war with Italyball. Worst enemy during my former self. We are getting along much better and is my best sibling! So many cultural similarities. It helps in the war against Tigray. And we will be one again! (since 2022: GIB SEA STOOPID FORKER)
* Djiboutiball - A cute small neighbor that gives me access to the sea, so I don't have to worry of being landlocked. It is a good friend to go for international trade.
* Kenyaball - One of my only nice neighbors... also we both love to run!
* Somalilandball - It is a great friend, I hope that the others will recognize it very soon! My soon to be baby cousin. If only Somalia was more accepting!!
* Iranball - We have great history and cultural similarities. But the most important thing is: WE SURVIVED WORLD WAR II!
* Philippinesball - Who doesn't love the Philippines? Good friend because we both hate some Stupid Arabs who abuse our migrant workers. I also love their food. Our presidents get along and decided to make a travel ban to save our migrant workers.
* Ghanaball - Fellow Pan Africanist ( WE FOUNDED THE AFRICA UNION SUCKERS European suckers!) who started trend of using my flag in independence movements. We are the founders of Ye'Afirīka Hibireti.
* Armeniaball - It is my best frind in Europe. I recognize your genocide and even provided a Christian home for your escaped refugees. I hate Evil Kebab Empire and will always support you against it. We were also the first Christians in the world.
* Boliviaball - Has a similar flag, size, and United Nations Charter date like me, also landlocked. We support each other. 
* Palestineball - I recognize you.
* Omanball - You're one of the only Middle Eastern countries I like.
* Lithuaniaball and Myanmarball - Fans of my Pan-African movement, even though they are not in Africa. Thanks for the support.
* Indiaball - Another friend. I love its stuff and its country. More Bollywood movies, plox! though Ethiopian dramas are better. It helps me fight pirates together.
* South Koreaball - Trading partners. I helped its during the Korean War and in favor of helpings me in pandemic. Thank you for the aid. It also made Ethiopian food popular from its MUKBANGS!
* Chinaball - We have a lot in common with our history and it is helping me modernize today. It helps me build the Grand Renaissance Dam.
* Indonesiaball - Thank yuo for gibbing me food. Also, yuor Indomie is very yummy!
* Thailandball - Southeast Asian version of me. We both are the co-founders of groups near our regions ( African Unionball and ASEANcoin) to make us more relevant. We also can into never colonize! We survived from the BRITS! They also likes my food.
* UAEball - I like it because it does not slave my domestic workers unlike This Evil ONE. And also thank you for helping me and my sibling to fight against the evil Tigrayans. I really appreciate the support.
* Greeceball - FASCIST REMOVER GANG!! LETS GOO!! Though It called me "land of the burnt faces" Is our bodies white or WHAT but it also called me a heart robber!! I find that sweet :). 
* Canadaball - Friends. Gives me foreign aid, even one of its famous Youtubers Twomad(Muudea Sedik) is of Ethiopian descent.
* UKball - Friends. It sends me food/aid occasionally. I see many balls calling it old, but compared to me it is a toddler; I have a millennium of ages. It also helped me to kick out Italyball in 1941. but I never forgot your invasion. Coffee is still better than tea though.
* Mexicoball - Strongly condemned Italian occupation of me, thank you! Your flag looks like Italyball tho.
* Germanyball - Biggest trade partner by far.
* Egyptball (IRL) - We both have a good history and we both have a big orthodox community in our countries. Also I love your culture and your traditions.
* Finlandball - Gives aid and water.
* Netherlandsball - Big trade partner!
* Switzerlandball - Another trade partner.
* Jamaicaball - It thinks I am god, it's weird and creepy but it seems nice and sweet.
* New Zealandball, Sovietball, Taiwanball, and Second Spanish Republicball - They all condemned Italy along with aforementioned USAball and Mexicoball
* Sudanball - Thanks for your support while I am in the war. Take as many refugees as you need. You help me first with the Beta Israelites during WW2 and my communist phase and now you are helping me with my refuges from Tigray. I couldn't be any more thankful. I helped it take out its nasty genocidal president back in 2019.
* Cubaball - Helped me in Ogaden war and Eritrean war, also sent doctors and aid.
* Saudi Arabiaball, Iranball, Afghanistanball, Liberiaball, Japanball, Mongoliaball, Thailandball, Bhutanball, Koreaballs, and Nepalrawr - We were all not colonized by Europe.
==ገለልተኛ (Neutral)==
* Donald Trump - He protects me from Somalia, and my president and him have good relations. However, he has many flaws and my people living in America really hate him. One CONTROL YOUR POLICE! and for two WHY ARE YOU ON KEBAB'S side in water? I THOUGHT WE WERE BOTH KEBAB REMOVERS!!! I also heard you got virus, hope you have a full and swift recovery. Get well soon.
* Israelcube - Jew friend and far away sibling. It got mad at me for supporting Palestineball independence and accusing it of racism in 2019, it just sent more immigrants to its country in September. We made peace and diplomatic relations again. I really dislike the ideology of Zionism but... As you say you gotta love family. 
* Turkeyball - I hope it can into European Union. It has a great culture and beautiful cities. But Here are the problems with it. First recongize and apologize to Arimēnīya for the Armenian Genocide and for two stop supporting That Pirate and support The civilized human. But at least we really hate That filthy wahabbi pig.
* North Koreaball - It is my military partner, but please stop arguing with South Koreaball. I made sanctions on its country because it is a big threat with its nukes.
* South Sudanball - I helped freed you from Sudanball. My president Sahle-Work Zewde tried to make peace with you but you just keep on rejecting the offers over and over.
* Chileball - We have embassies and it is a really good trading partner but why you eat injera with forks and why steal the sea from my bestie Bolivia? Now it is anti-imperialist because of yuo.
* Gaddafiball - Pan Africanist who I will forever respect and remember... but I'm not keen on how it supported my communist regime... It also likes Somalia and does not consider Somaliland independent so I do not know what's up with it. Also sort of evil.
* UNball - I helped create yuo, plox gib aid!
* Russiaball - It wants to cooperate with me and we are both Orthodox. It also supported me in the first war with Italy but stop bullying Ukraineball and handover that Crimeaball.
* Somaliaball - Pirate sibling. Is of needing to calm down. Also, you should give Somalīlanidi (who me and Taiwanball and a few others recognize) independence and try to recognize it ok? I really do not have the time to have war with you now my economy is growing rapidly, so please stop making threats! JUST CALM DOWN. PLEASE BE NICE!
* USAball - We used to be friends till last year. It would send me aid/food occasionally and said it would protect me from Somaliaball. Then it decided to impose sanctions on me over war with Woyane parasites, me and my people are starting to hate it more day by day. Please remove sanctions and Help me fight against the Woyanes. Other than that, still a good friend. Also why did I lose access to your trade program?
==አኒሜ (Enemies)==
* ISISball - Please leave.. Why do you want a Christian country anyway? Genocide??? Go away!
* Italyball (sometimes/fomerly) - FUCK YOU! I did not even have that much of a beef with you guys, since I forgave you for 1895. I just wanted to abstain from alcohol and meat in peace and suddenly the wine and cannoli addict comes in and punches me in the face while drunk on alcohol and then takes over my land. Can't you just leave me in peace for once? And you also cheated by deploying too many AFVs as well as gas planes. I shall never forgive you for 1935! Never!
* Crimeaball - Yuo are still part of Ukraineball's clay. So please stop getting cozy with Russiaball.
* Moroccoball - Why did you help the Saxxiabs against me in 1978? I forgive you though..but remember... you have the guts to steal the House of Solomon flag. Israel never gave you autonomy because the house of Solomon Star was never in your clay, it was in my clay (Sheba). Learn your history mate before of coming up with random flags... And free Western Sahara.
* Egyptball (politically) - LET ME OF USING RIVERS! We are good outside of that though, we both love our history. I CANNOT SUFFER IN THIRST ANYMORE! WHY DOES USAball Support you?? Are you not kebab? ALSO DID YOU JUST JOINED HIS protests? You're kind of crazy nowadays.
* Almost all of the Entire Middle East - Why do you all hate my immigrants and domestic workers? Is it because... oh, damn... a pile of racists. I hate most of you, just some of you are worse than others.
* Kosovoball - Sorry but you are rightful Serbian clay.
* Soviet Unionball - I will never forget you helping the commies overthrow my last king. But you know, at least you are in the Orthodox religion.
* Anti-Ethiopia Rioters - Great, now I am descending into civil war after my economy is improving! SCREW ALL OF YUO FOR RIOTING!
* EUball - Mind your business with what I do with Tigray, nosy Europeans! REMOVE SANCTIONS!
* Sudanball - Sometimes When it declares war on me just because of a BORDER DISPUTE!
* Southern Red Seaball - GIB SEA or else (since 2022)
* Kingdom of Italyball - It tried to "Colonize" My parent!! You thought that you were the only one?? all of these tried so...you're offically the 5th person who tried to colnize!!! And you occupied me only for six years! This is not colonialism! (I think...) AND SAVE BETA ISRALITE JEWS!
* Ottoman Empireball - It invaded me three times and supported Somaliaball ancestors. That's all it takes for me to hate you more than Fascist's gas.
* Boeing - You are responsible for killing 300 innocent Ethiopians because you want to test with a stupid model! JUST TEST THAT MODEL WITHOUT ANYONE IN IT FIRST!
* Greeceball (only when it makes fun of its name) - STOP CALLING ME "BURNT FACE"! Ethiopia's name is based on the Greek words aitho, (I burn) and ops (face), which literally means "burnt face".
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