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The PlayStation 3 Error Incident

Does ANYONE even use PlayStation3 anymore? I do, well, not in a while... You see I had a Shocking experience with the system in 2015. You see, I had just gotten LittleBigPlanet 3 for the system, and everything was normal. And No, the screen didn't flicker, the system didn't turn off, and Sackboy didnt do something unusual, not at all!
I got an error screen.
It read "Your Playstation3 software is Illegal. Please reboot your system to learn more".
At first, I was completely confused. I had that system since it came out in 2006. How on Earth could it have been Illegal? I never got this message before, let alone now? Why at all?
I did as the error said, and I Rebooted my PS3. However, it didn't turn back on the way it was supposed to...
All I got was white text on a black background reading "Were Sorry, but your PlayStation3 software has been disconnected by Sony Interactive Entertainment. Please press X to continue".
To continue what? My software had been terminated, what would pressing X do?
I pressed the button, and a countdown appeared above, with another message reading "You didn't listen, and now you have to pay for what you did. You have one minute to enter the password. If time runs out, your system will be in BIG trouble".
What password was I supposed to put in? There was no place to enter the password! I waited hopelessly for the time to run out, and when it did, BOY you did not want to be me then!
A radioactive warning started to play, as another message appeared on a black background, only this time, the text was red.
It said "What have you done? Your PlayStation3 is in danger of getting killed! You need to call this number before it's too late! Call 1-800-513-666 Immediately".
I didn't know what to do then. Should I call the number on my screen? Should I call the cops? Should I contact Sony? My instincts kicked in when I decided to turn off my system. The message disappeared as my PS3 was off.
I thought everything was ok, but I was wrong. My system turned back on with a flickering Red screen with black text reading "YOUR PLAYSTATION SYSTEM HAS BEEN KILLED, AND ALL YOUR DATA IS DESTROYED! THERE IS NO WAY TO ESCAPE FROM YOUR DEATH. NO WAY AT ALL".
I ran to my system cord an unplugged my PS3, and yanked the plug right out of the wall. The screen was still red, but no text was on screen. I went to turn off my Telivission where I heard demonic banshee like screaming.
There was a crude drawing of a person deteriorated in blood and intestines with Japanese text at the bottom. I also noticed a copyright date reading "©2016 Sony Interactive Entertainment 666 Ltd" . My PS3 shut off on its own really soon.
It was destroyed, and I threw it out. Luckily I had a backup. I think I know what might have caused the error in the first place.
I have been modding up my PS3 so much since 2013, It must have caused a fatal virus that killed off my system. I'm not entirely sure if thats what it was caused by, but it may have been.
I noticed something different about my PS3 Backup system...
...There was dried up blood on it.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
The Plumber

one day i was chilling in my bedroom and playing valorant. then my toilet exploaded. i jumped because the toilet was loud. water started spilling into my room and i got out my chair and grabbed my phone. i serached my phone for a plumber to fix my broken toilet. at this point water was up to my towes and then i foumd them. the 3am plumbers. i cqalled them and when they answered it sounded like ststic. then they hung up.
ding dong there's here. i opened the door and there was a plumber with black yees covered in blood. i let him in becausw i was desperate to get my toilet fix. jhe went in and i go downstairs to get a red bull and when i went back upstars he was gone. there was no water left. he did a really good job wow i thought. but then i went to the bathroom and i feel down a really big hole. i lamned in some water and there was dirt walls. where am i i thought? i walked for a second an then i saw the plumber. he was standing in front of a toilet made of people. oh my god. he was peeing in a flesh toilet. i was shocked. he turned around and hit me in a shovel. i woke up in a small room with chains on my arms. tjere was blood and corpses evreywhere. i threw up and then the plumber came into my view. i was shocked. i cant belive i hired this guy! he jumped at me and ate my face off.
i am now dead and writing this from heaven where i plan to become a famed creepypasta writing behind the pearly gates. i will never forget the spooky plumber. my body might even be in the flesh toilet. who knows. the only way you will is if you hire the 3am plumber.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The Plushie

One night a young man named Joe decided that he has to get a work. He saw a "help wanted" poster.
They needed a security guard at a toy store. He got the job. First night. Joe a pretty young man and he had a tough childhood. His father would abuse him and force him to go to the street and dance there naked because otherwise he would beat him up with a baseball club and he did not have a mom. They arrested his father and when Joe was 11 he was an orphan in an orphan house. He was bullied and laughed at for his genetic error of not having the ability to grow hair. Anyways...he loved plushies...after all he works in a toy shop because of that. Partly. Lets go back to night 1. Joe hears light steps on the roof. "Rats or a squrriel. After all this is a countryside shop." He sees a plushie just like the one he had when he was a kid. He quickly favorites it, it was the shop mascot. A plushy bear with black eyes.
Night 2. Joe finds out his weekly wage is 100€ not good for an American immigrant who came to Poland. He finds a paper from his boss saying "Joe your weekly wage is 100€ or something around 440 złoty. Nice...at least something. He sees the plushie move. He takes his taser and flashlight and goes to see what moved it. Nothing
Night 3. A classic December blizzard. Outside it is 6 celsius. The bear is missing. "Hmm...must have been put away by someone during day time. He brew some coffee at the coffee machine. "What the hell??? Why is the bear staring at me outside the window???"
He woke up next day in the crematorium all he heard were flames. He got burned alive.
"No! Help i am still alive! HELP!" i guess it was too late for him to act.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Living Objects
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The Point of the Mask

Yesterday, a recent phenomenon happened, out in the slums of NYC.
According to most sources, the video was found in December of 2022. By a group of people who remain unknown. Rumours claim that they were going through local dumpsters, until they found a laptop with one file.
The file was entitled Dream.mov and it was a video that was apparently lost media. A few short moments ago, the people who discovered it were found dead at the scene. Nobody knows how they died.
For now, this remains a mystery. I guess we will never know what the point of the mask is. Or, will we?
It is only a matter of time before he will show you what the point of the mask is, and I am sure that you will regret finding out...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
The Pokemon Gold Stalker

It was my second year of university and one of the most rainiest days in my town, it had rained for almost a month straight. I couldn't go outside, so all I did was play vintage video games alone in my room. I had beat all the games for my gameboy, so I got and my phone and searched eBay for some more. After scrolling through a few pages of them, I saw one that caught my eye. It was a Pokemon Gold cartridge for 3 dollars, an extremely great and rare price. The seller said it was in great condition other than the label being torn off. I bought it immediately, thinking it would be snached up by someone else if I didn't. 
A day later, I heard a knock at the door and got up to answer it. When I opened the door, no one was there. I looked down at my feet and saw the game. The weird part is that it wasn't even in any sort of packaging or even a case. It was just a cartridge on the ground. I didn't really care about boxes anyway and the game looked fine, so I picked it up and took it inside. I went up to my room and put the cartridge in my gameboy, it didn't start up. I took the game out and tried to blow away any dust from inside of it. I put it back in and switched on the system. The game still wouldn't turn on. At this point, I was thinking that I must have gotten ripped off. I was mad because this meant I couldn't play my favorite type of games. 
Later that night, I was taking selfie pictures on snapchat, trying to pass the time. I took one of me in the mustache filter and sent it to my friend. He opened it right away. I waited to see what his response would be. He didn't text back for a few minutes, so I went on facebook and scrolled through. After about thirty seconds of that, I got a response back from him. I opened it up and read his snap, he asked "Is that your brother in the window?" I looked at the window behind me and didn't see anyone. I responded with "What are you talking about?" He said "There was some tall dude at your window in that picture!" At this point I started to get scared. I looked at the window again and saw a tall, pale skinned man pressed up against the glass. I screamed like a little girl and ran to my basement. I locked the door and called 911 on my phone. About 10 minutes later, I heard someone knock at the door. Thinking it was the cops, I went up and opened it. When I did I was greeted by the man from the window, this time he grabbed me with his cold hands. I kicked him and tried to make a run for it, but he grabbed me again. This time it was so tight, I could barely breathe. I grabbed a screwdriver that was next to me, and shoved it in is back. He screamed and dropped me. He ran out of my house and I never saw him again. After that, I never bought anything on eBay ever again.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Pokemon
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
The Pokemon Master

"Once upon a time."
"There once was a man..."
"he was the pokemon master..."
"His name..."
"Was Hank Ketchum..."
"Hank traveled across the lands'
"Searching far and wide"
"Cause pokemon Will understand"
"The power that's inside!"
"One day, Hank met someone that was too much"
"It was Bill Oak"
"The idiot of the whole entire Kanto region."
"They battled."
"Hank chose Bobby-Free"
"While Bill chose Lady-tatt"
"They battled, then Lady-tatt used Lightning Bolt"
"Then Bobby-Free fell down"
"Hank Ketchum ran, towards Bobby-Free"
"Then, he approached him, and cradled him in his arms"
"Bobby-Free said 'I'm alright dad'"
"But, to Hank, Hank was scarred"
"So Hank let Bill be the pokemon master for now"
"And Hank never done a poke-battle ever again"
The End.
Category:Pokemon
Category:Trollpasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
The Pokemon Mill

Once I was playing Pokemon Green but it was Pokemon Green Eyes of Envy Version.  I popped it into my PC MAc and started it up.  In the intro Green had bloodshot eyes and the lavender theme was backmasked.
So I was playing as green in the weed fields of Lavender Town and I kept getting annoyed by all those wild snorlaxes that pop up in the grass every two cells.  So I looked at the source code and realized they were literally ever two cells.  So I gave up on chasing wild Pokemon and went to Prof Oak's Pokemon shop.
So I got there and the Squirrel for sale was saying "help me!"  So I decided to buy him.  But once I did he said "you shouldn't have done that.  There are more of me where I came from."  I was baffled but kept playing.
Then I went to the nurse joy clinic to see if anything was going on.  Nurse joy said nothing.  Then another pokemon owner that looked like Green but was Purple came in and he was crying heavy tears.  Nurse Joy assured him that it was all for the best.  Then the guy singed some forms.  Then he went back into a back room.  I decided to follow hi,m.
As soon as the door closed I blacked ut.  I ahd a dream that someone was saying "25 Thousand.....alone".  Then I woke up and to my shock and terror I was in a room.  They had this cubone strapped to a table.  Then they put a needle in his arm.  Then Purple decided to leave the room.  Then they put the cubone to sleep.  I was so horrified.
The I talked to Purple.  He said it had to be done because he lost his job.  He said there were too many pokemon in the world.  Then he pointed to my pokemon and said "and you're part of the problem!  25 Thousand pokemon are put to sleep each year in Lavender town alone.  Many of them come from poke mills where they are bred under appalling conditions.  you're just as bad as Michael Vick!"
And from that day forward, I never bought another pokemon again, or caught them from the wild, from now on i will only adopt.
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Satire
Category:Pokemon
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
The Pokémon Game

You're not gonna believe this, but I bought this Pokémon game from GameStop. I bought it 'cause Pokémon was a big part of my childhood. I was skeptic of buying it but for some reason I bought it anyway.
So I played the game. The title screen didn't have Pokémon on it. it said 666 13 suicide avi jpg wmv shit.
Then I went into the game itself and then it showed the Pokémon Trainer killing Pikachu. Then the Pokémon Trainer became a Pikachu and then it asked me to put a name in.
I named the Pokémon Trainer "Joanh", but when I put it in, it renamed it "13 666 suicide avi shit nugget".
Then it had this really creepy song playing really loud on loop and I couldn't stop it. I tried to turn it down but then it got louder.
Then I tried to take it out of the Gameboy. The game stopped, Then I looked in the mirror and I saw a demon.
The end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Poop of Dorian Gray

It was a beautiful sunny day. The smell of lilacs wafted through the windows of the bathroom.
"Isn't it perfect," said Dorian Gray to his friends Lord Henry and Basil.
"That sure is a beautiful poop," said Lord Henry.
"To think that all my other poops will be horrible. If only I could poop perfect poops and any bad things would happen to this poop instead."
A week later Dorian bought a dodgy kebab from Sybil Vane. Rather than being sick himself, though, the poop turned into a putrid slurry.
"My gosh," said Dorian, "this poop bears the consequences of what I eat."
He got the key for the upstairs bathroom from his servant, Mrs Leaf. He scooped up the poop with a soup ladle and moved it to the secret upstairs bathroom.
Over the following years Dorian ate things that would rust an iron stomach. While his friends were squirting from both ends in Peru, Dorian was continuing to party. When he ate mind bending curries in Kolkata he suffered no ill effects. Giardia, Cholera, nothing had an effect.
Dorian would go to the upstairs bathroom to admire the fetid mess that he had dodged. This continued for 18 years.
It all happened one fateful day. James Vane, Sybil Vane's brother, came to deliver Uber Eats. He needed to use the toilet, so the servants allowed him to use the upstairs toilet. He flushed the magic poop.
There was a cry heard, and a crash. The cry was so horrible in its agony that the frightened servants woke and crept out of their rooms. Two gentlemen, who were passing in the square below, stopped and looked up at the great house. They walked on till they met a policeman and brought him back. The man rang the bell several times, but there was no answer. Except for a light in one of the top windows, the house was all dark. After a time, he went away and stood in an adjoining portico and watched.
"Whose house is that, Constable?" asked the elder of the two gentlemen.
"Mr. Dorian Gray's, sir," answered the policeman.
They looked at each other, as they walked away, and sneered. One of them was Sir Henry Ashton's uncle.
Inside, in the servants' part of the house, the half-clad domestics were talking in low whispers to each other. Old Mrs. Leaf was crying and wringing her hands. Francis was as pale as death.
After about a quarter of an hour, he got the coachman and one of the footmen and crept upstairs. They knocked, but there was no reply. They called out. Everything was still. Finally, after vainly trying to force the door, they got on the roof and dropped down on to the balcony. The windows yielded easily—their bolts were old.
When they entered, they found within the toilet a splendid poop of their master. Lying on the floor was a dead man, in evening dress, covered with poop. The poop was chunky, bloody, sloppy, and loathsome of visage. It was not till they had examined the rings that they recognised who it was.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Pope Exists in the Cars Universe

in cars 2, there is a shot where a car Pope can clearly be seen. this means the Catholic Church exists in the car universe, which means Christianity is a thing in the cars universe, which means car Jesus was a thing. Jesus Chrysler died for the sins of cars. however - this opens many more questions. do other religions exist in the cars universe? is there a car muhammad? a car buddha? car hinduism? are there gods like car zeus and whatnot? also, if christianity exists, that means the Car Roman Empire was a thing. so car Julius Caesar was a thing. a bunch of cars in togas stabbed another car in a toga to death. how? they're cars. if the car roman empire is a thing, then so is a car Celtic culture. did the entirety of human history happen in the cars universe? a car Battle of Hastings in 1066? a car Han Dynasty in China? a car American Revolution, led by George Washington? did World War II happen? is car Hitler a thing? did the car Holocaust happen? what about communism? is there Carl Marx? (haha, get it, CAR-L?) did the Russian Revolution happen with cars? a car Stalin? what about the Korean War? is there a car Kim Jong-un? did 9/11 happen in the cars universe? was car George W. Bush a thing? did the car Iraq War happen? In addition to this, the official Cars Universe wiki article on this Pope character outright states that this character is the head of the Catholic Church. Look at the link if you don't believe me. The Catholic Church, the one we know from our world, exists within the Cars universe. This means a car Protestant Reformation occurred. There was a car Martin Luther. If the car Catholic Church exists, it isn't much of a stretch to say the car Crusades (Carsades, if you will) occurred in the car 12th century. If the Carsades occurred, then Richard the Lionheart, an English king that fought in OUR Crusades, existed as a car. Therefore, the kingdom of car England existed, which means at some point car English settlers won their independence, which just proves my earlier theory. You may call me a madman, but I will not be silenced.
in conclusion, the writers of cars 2 really didn't consider the implications of including a car Pope in the film.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Shortpasta
The Posessed Burger King

Well, you remember those Burger King advertisements from the 70s, right? Well I was on my friend Gregory's computer looking at his Ninjago pictures, when I found a file called "BURGERMIDITE.avi" And I thought to myself "Gregory did not download that! Maybe his parents would had downloaded it." So I clicked on the file, and it was an old Burger King advertisement from the 70s! But the music was like "I-I-I-WI-I-I-L-L-E-A-A-T-T-T-Y-O-U-R-S-O-U-L-5-5-5-5-" And I was like "What the heck? The music does not sound like that!" Until I saw creepy pictures of the Burger King himself. Then when I went to sleep, I had nightmares about the King. Later, I got to my grandmas. And my uncle was watching that same advertisement from the video I watched yesterday! Until I find out that my uncle says that we will have Burger King for lunch. But I wanted to predict it! But I had to because of that video! And I thought to myself "Maybe I will stick with a Ham Sandwich!" and that's the end of my pasta.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Shortpasta
Category:File Extensions
The Possesed Panty-hose

One dreadful Monday morning I went to see my dead fishes' cremated ashes.(His name is Ebola, by the way) I stared at the ashes then I turned around, I was shocked! I came to the sight of a pair of panty-hose lying on the floor. "that pair of panty-hose wasn't there when I got here!", I thought. I picked up the panty-hose and called up my friend, Mal. I told him all about the encounter with the panty-hose. all he said was,"ur probable just imaginin' ite ale in ur hed, dud3!" Mal is a rock hard stone......r. (I'm going to release part 2 on another date.... * cough November 13 * cough
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
The Possession

I was messing around doing nothing one night when my lights blacked out and "The Heretic Anthem" by SlipKnoT(my fav band) started playing but a little distorted like white noise. I tried to go to sleep but every time I shut my eyes, I saw a person with a slit throat. Then my phone magically came on I went OMG! tried to run all the doors were locked. I tried unlocking them I did but I didn't wanna go outside because I saw someone getting tortured but very transparent. I killed myself. This was my father's suicide note, written around the time SlipknoT's "IOWA" came out. Kinda weird cause heretic was on that album.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Suicide
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Possum

One day my friend Jake was in the woods. He was looking around when he found a dead possum. It was glowing. He looked to see what was glowing...
... THEN A POSSUM SKELETON POPPED OUT!!
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta