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Kia

The K.I.A. (Kills In Action) is the greatest automobile ever made. It is such a great car, that it is the only automotive brand that Uncyclopedia has good things to say about it.
==History==
The K.I.A was first designed and manufactured in Vietnam. Its purpose back then was to be a single structure where you could live, work, and drive around in. The idea took off very quickly. 
The K.I.A. as a dwelling did not last long, though. Within the next four hours, the size of the human being increased so much, there was no longer any room for a single person, let alone a family, to live inside of the K.I.A. Still, it has remained to this day the greatest method of transportation every invented.
==Safety==
The K.I.A. is the safest car to date. It is stronger than a tank.
Here is The Good News: African-Americans are moving back to the South.
==Fuel efficiency==
If you buy a K.I.A. and a $10 gift certificate for gasoline, you will get $10 off your next gasoline purchase.
==Uses==
The K.I.A. has many notable uses for which it is worth every dime you pay
===As a car===
The K.I.A. is a very good car. It is such a good car, it can take you to Mexico, and with it's 77 year warranty, it will never break down.
===As a weapon===
The K.I.A. has eliminated the need to own a railroad from our society. The government can pave the roads for you! No deposit required!
===As a place to have sex===
The K.I.A. is the perfect place for insects to have sex. Insects provide food for birds and so they are not pests.
====For Humans====
The car has air con, keeping your testes at the optimum temperature.
Category:Cars
Category:Automobiles
ja:起亜自動車
ko:기아자동차
pt:Kia
Kibbutz

A Kibbutz is a communist and Zionist village in Israel, originally designed to make Israel a better place by forcing all the kids and teenagers to shower together and become sex addicts forever. This way, Israel had a chance to get as populated as possible with lots of newborn Israeli kids, who would continue to shower together forever.
The creators of the Kibbutz were huge Stalin fans and they all had huge Stalin moustaches.
==Overview==
As of 2022, the only Kibbutzim (the plural form of Kibbutz) left in the world are: a) Russia and b) Facebook. But Russia is about to change its name to Ukraine, and Facebook is about to change its name too, to Mecha. Because Meta means "dead girl" in Hebrew, and so the High Council of the Facebook Kibbutz has decided to change the name to Mecha instead.
The residents of the Kibbutzim are called Haverim. Haver means "friend" in Hebrew, and "comrade" in Communist. So you see how Facebook is considered a Kibbutz. The word kibbutz in Hebrew means "gathering".
Kibbutzim are evil and thus should all be destroyed, or to become a part of the Greater Ukraine.
In a Kibbutz, all the money everyone makes automatically goes to the Kibbutz. Then, when someone needs to get something, like if Haver Zelenskyy wants to get a new rocket, he must ask Comrade Zuckerberg to schedule a Meeting of Haverim. In this event it would be decided if the Kibbutz can afford the new rocket for Haver Zelenskyy. Normally, anything more expensive than a mayo & lettuce sandwich gets rejected by Haver Zuckerberg.
More examples of Kibbutzim: c) Iron Lake, New York and d) Instagram. Kibbutzim are very corrupted and so if a Haver tells you there are only 2 Kibbutzim in the world, you should know it might be a lie.
In the Instagram Kibbutz, the Haverim are called Followers. So it's a type of a Kibbutz which is also a religion, and Haver Zuckerberg is Jesus Christ.
Many years ago, Jewish and non-Jewish people from all around the world used to volunteer in the Kibbutzim and milk cows together, in order to mingle with the native Israelis. But those times are over now, since now non-Israelis can mingle with Israelis during the Eurovision Song Contest. 
Now let's all stand up for the chanting of the Official Kibbutzim Anthem, "We Have No Fucking Budget for a Fucking Quote in this Motherfucking Article" by Lennon J. Trotzky, Amen.
==See also==
e) TikTok
f) Iran
g) Cuba
h) North Korea
i) South Korea
j) The Matrix
==External links==
*The Official Kibbutz Website where sexy males & females headbang together for all eternity.
Category:Evil Organizations
Category:Stalin
Category:Facebook
Category:2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine
Category:People with a giant portrait of Vladimir Putin on their walls
Category:Hebrew language
he:קיבוץ
Kick-Ass

Kick-Ass is a film directed by Matthew Vaughn starring Aaron Johnson. It signifies the beginning of a new age in popular culture, and by popular culture, we mean everyday life. Seriously, you just wait. Soon enough, the world will be run by little girls with deadly weapons and populated by teenage wannabes in wetsuits. You'll see. You'll all see. 
== Plot ==
The film tells the story of Dave Lizewskipiklewkafzkizkiretard, a nerdy teenager with a life of awesomeness. One day, out of sheer boredom, he decides to become a superhero. He dons a Mardis Gras costume and mask and becomes Kick-Ass: Defender of the Innocent Asses. But he decides that's not catchy enough, and just calls himself Kick-Ass. However, things don’t go very well for him the first time out, and he contemplates quitting, after all, he does get covered in period blood, raped and stabbed. He also loses his clothes because the period blood was acidic and came from the mangina of an Alien, and people call him gay. But he figures he ought to keep on keeping on and tries it again, this time with some resemblance of sucess. Through his adventures, he comes into contact with professional vigilantes Big Daddy (Nicholas Cage) and Hit-Girl (Chloë Grace Moretz). They’re out to stop drug kingpin Frank D’Agangsta (Mark Strong) and Kick-Ass—in a way only an untrained buffoon like him could—gets involved. Hit-Girl proceeds to pwn everybody while Kick-Ass dukes it out with Frank D'Agangsta's son, Red Mist. They both make an epic fail, but somehow, Kick-Ass manages to blow up Mr. D'Agangsta. The End.
== Characters ==
*Kick-Ass: The supposed star of the film. He's a nerd with way too much free time on his hands. 
*Red Mist: It's McLovin, but as a supervillian. That's funny, RIGHT? 
*Big Daddy: If Adam West and Frank Miller had a freakish love-child, it would probably be a lot like Big Daddy. He's cool. Fo shizzle. 
*Hit-Girl: Hit-Girl's awesomeness is too big for this article. Please check out her own article (COMING SOON).
== Legacy ==
The film has become most popular with nerds on the internet, as well as film buffs. The latter of which obviously has more credibility. Regardless, the most interesting part is that conservatives and old people think the movie is morally unsound. Right, because a movie that contains the phrase "Fuck you, Mr. Bitey!" should totally be taken as a moral guideline for life.
Category:2010s films
Category:American films
Category:British films
Category:Superheroes
Category:Supervillains
pt:Kick-Ass
zh:海扁王
Kicking pigeons is FUN!

STUPID PIGEONS I HATE THEM!! they eat my bread, they eat my soup, they eat everything. HATE HATE HATE Stupid pigeons ruined my day. They stole my hat, they look like rats, they flew on my head and took my hat! I threw some stones at them but they flew away! 
Those stupid pigeons ruined my day. They got chocolate ice cream on my trousers which were new! And I had to go home and change into sweat pants which have a big hole in them! And the pigeons shat on the hole! Stupid bastards!
== KICK KICK KICK ==
== Things to do with pigeons ==
* Kick them
* Murder them
* Torture them
* Burn them
* Shit on them
* Maul them
* Spit at them
* Eat them
* Cook them
* Throw things at them
* Steal their hat
== ==
Sometimes the dumb pigeons come up to me and they think I have food but I never do!! 
Because I want the pigeons to die and I want to see them suffer!! And the pigeons smell like trash and they make poop on my shoes and I had to get new shoes!! And I hate shopping so much!! Stupid pigeons never get new shoes but I do!!
I collect dead pigeons in my closet and they are bloody but it makes me happy to see dead pigeons!! I want all pigeons to die and I will take all the dead pigeons and hang them up in my room on the wall!! And every night before I go to sleep I will look at the dead pigeons and think that there are no more pigeons anymore!!
== Stupid birds ==
Oh yeah, sometimes I go to this restaurant near my house and they serve roasted pigeon. But some dumb organization called the American Birding Association had a protest and the restaurant closed down. And now it's a Burger King!! 
So I decided I'm going to kill all the pigeons and i'm going to shut down the ABA! I made these cool Bristol boards that said "PIGEONS MUST DIE" and I went and I started a protest at the park! And a few pigeons came up to me and I kicked them in the face!! 
But nobody liked it and some fat lady kept complaining to me that pigeons have a right to live and that I was a bad person!! But she was being stupid because pigeons are stupid and they should all die! The next day I started another protest to kill the fat lady but the fat lady saw and she sued me and I lost. It's the pigeon's faults!
Now I'm broke and I have to eat at KFC every day and it's all the stupid pigeon's fault! Pigeons are good for one thing and one thing only and that is being dead pigeons! If you see a pigeon, kick them in the face!
Category:Birds
Category:Stupidity
Category:Mental Illness
Category:Death
Category:Things That Must Die
Category:Blood Sports
Category:Black metal
Category:Things banned by the Geneva convention
Category:FA Death
Kill Search

Kill Search was built by evil garden gnomes in the 1990's. It is a search engine that kills what ever you search for. EX: You search Wal-Mart and all the Wal-Mart's in the world explode. At first you needed a pass word to use the search engine but when a really really evil garden gnome destroyed the password function the world was in peril...
== Why make such a powerful weapon? ==
At first Kill Search was not even a weapon it was just a regular search engine... that can kill things! Anyway at first the thought of a weapon did not pass in a vote. (The vote was called off due to a heavy rain storm) Many Generals such as Genral Grevouis thought it would have been a very strong weapon. But the reason it was made to destroy things in the first place was as follows: One Gnome: Baby Gnome had trouble with his homework. If Baby Gnome could not understand a question he would type in math and all things math related in the world would be destoryed. Baby Gnomes password just for the record was **** ****. Just so you know. As no that is not a swear. 
== The Vote Passes ==
In the summer of the year 2012 General Gnome decided to have another vote to use it as a weapon. The vote passed. 66-6. Little did they know that the vote statistics were accaully a sign.
666 would happen if it were used as a weapon. It as used to destroy Osama Bin Ladden. The war of Terror was over but the war against the machines was on...
== Judgement Day ==
No not a popular WWE Pay Per View Event and no not a terminator reference but it was really judgement day. The search Engine was out of control and was deleting or killing everything. It later came to light in a press conference that a virus (created by the search engine) was attacking Kill Search. Books, People, anything and everything was being destroyed. It was chaos. Luckily before it could do much damage the search Engine searched for itself and was destroyed. The only things lost were:
== Things that were Destroyed ==
# The Mona Lisa
# Osama Bin Laden
# Uncloypedia
# Google
# The year 1966
# Ken Griffy Junior
# Yoda
# Harry Potter
# Pokemon
# yo mama
# Toronto maple leafs
# Mario Mario
# The phrase: Doh
# MSN Messenger
# The letter x
# Apple Sauce
# Meow Mix
# Stapler
# Rogers Video
# John Cena
# Linkin Park
# Small Ben
# My ex-wife
# The rest of this page
category:internet
category:death
Category:(Really) Not (Fucking) Safe For Work
Killya

Good health. Peace of mind. The drug for the new millenium. The cure to all your problems. Have you heard about Killya? People will like you. Dogs will trust you. Ask your doctor today if Killya is right for you.
Killya is a medication for natural male enhancement, natural female enhancement, anxiety, and depression. People who have taken Killya report incredible results. 
"I used to be a total loser before I tried Killya," says President George W. Bush. "Had I not started taking Killya, people might have noticed that I'm actually a girl...shit did I just say that out loud? Don't write that down!"
==People who have Used Killya==
	
==Side Effects==
Killya is not for everyone. Minor side effects include weight gain, weight loss, abrupt loss of body hair, blood loss, clogged arteries, appetite suppression, appetite aggression, sudden and explosive bowel movements, irrational fear of loved ones, bleeding gums, severe vomiting, rectal chafing, sensitive nipples, and dizziness. In some cases, lab animals exposed to Killya have developed a second spine. More serious side effects include rapid bodily discharge from the nose, ears, mouth and eyes. Killya is known to cause spectacular and enduring yeast infections in both men and women. Killya will not respect you in the morning. Total tongue dysfunction is possible along with the spontaneous growth of a non-functioning nipple on your upper arm. Cultural side-effects include the affection of a Southern drawl. Chemical dependency on Killya is not only possible, but is classified by the government as "likely" or "very likely". Killya is not legal in all states. Prolonged use of Killya may result in bouts of blindness, hallucination, and allergic reactions to your own saliva. Killya may cause you to commit crimes against God or nature. Rashes caused by Killya are nothing compared to other side effects including evolutionary reversal in children and an uncontrollable thirst for blood controlled by the lunar cycle. Taking Killya may result in impaired function of your motor skills and in some rare cases, illiteracy. Killya may become angry at you and seek revenge. Often, men who take Killya have reported developing female reproductive organs. Killya will not be held responsible should it demand you offer it your eldest son in sacrifice. Should an overdose of Killya be accidentally taken, God help you. Some people who take Killya have reported itching eye sockets that drove them insane. Do not drive, operate heavy machinery, or run within five weeks after taking Killya. People over forty who take Killya have reported that their gums have taken on the color, texture, and taste of chocolate pudding. Taking Killya when the temperature is over seventy degrees may result in the melting of your brain, scorched liver, and internal bleeding. Three out of five people who took Killya reported that their spouses and children left them. Some doctors will lie about Killya, because we pay them to. For additional warning, please see the side of the package. Thank you for choosing Killya.
Category:Medicine
Kim Campbell

Avril Phædra Douglas "Kim" Campbell, P.C., Q.C., LL.B., LL.C., LL.D., LL.E., LL.F, BB.Q., LOL, WT.F (born March 10, 1922) is a Canadian politician, lawyer, university professor, diplomat, and writer. She had a summer job as the 19th Prime Minister of Canada, serving from June 25, 1993, to November 4, 1993 (132 days). She was from British Columbia, sadly, and had to follow the rule that anyone from outside Québec could only rule for a few months. Her defenders like to point out, however, that she did distinguish herself by making Brian Mulroney seem competent, humble and likeable by comparison, something political analysis's had predicted could never come to pass. She was also living proof that a woman should never be Prime Minister... ever.
Campbell started her political career as a host and reporter on the CBC children's program Junior Television Club in her pre-teens. Thereafter, she made a very suspiciously fast rise from being Vancouver school board trustee to B.C. Socred Party provincial M.L.A. and then almost overnight to being Tory federal Cabinet minister. Soon, she was Minister of National Defence. Campbell was chosen to succeed Brian Mulroney as prime minister because
*she was stupid enough to volunteer,
*Jean Charest looked girly anyway, so they might as well chose the real woman, and
*The United States never had a woman president, so Canadians could have another reason to be smug.
Campbell's campaign was very well run, except for the fact that she lost 98% of her seats to friggen Count Chocula and Jean Chrétien. Some speculate that Canadians just wanted to chose the uglier ones to show how "above" looks they were. As she was a nude model in office, posing frequently for risqué shots of herself and some judge's robes, they certainly did choose uglier ones. Her loss was so great that even Uncyclopedia cannot make the story of it any more tragic. see also: suicide
Since then, she has, except for an appearance with Ralph Nader's left nipple on the Bill Maher Show, vanished off the face of the earth.
Category:Academics
Category:Diplomats
category:Writers
Kindergarten

Kindergarten comes from two Latin words. "Kinder" meaning brutality, and "garten" meaning military compound.
Kindergarten originated in Europe, around the year 1760 AD. It was originally meant to be a safe house in which parents dump their children in case of war. Because of the war, kindergartens were teeming with security to protect the wee ones inside. Soon the casualties from the war were taking its toll, and the security was removed for higher purposes. The residents of the kindergarten had to learn to defend themselves.
Eventually kindergartens became outright military camps, where children were captured and trained in techniques to deal with threats like British invasion, The French, the boogie man, dictators, governors, Alien abductions, and those goddamn Swissfive dollar footlongs Now days, it has become the proving ground that will separate the nerds from the rest. Usually, if the kinderbrat shows signs of weakness, he will picked on for the rest of his/her life. So it is imperative that children already have a strong fighting spirit before entering the halls of kinder.
== Current Efforts ==
After kindergarten task forces defeated the French in a surprisingly easy assault, they have redirected their forces for higher ranked targets.right|thumb|130px|Several kindergarteners unsuccessfully trying to apprehend the most wanted man in the world.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has become one of the biggest threats to kindergarten. After Arnold went on a steady diet of eating children and large babies, he has become top priority. The effort still continues today.
== Hope For The Future ==
Even with all the anti-kindergarten groups, there is still a shining hope for kindergarten. That is the future. Yes, with advanced training, superior intelligence, and of course anabolic steroids, kindergartens will be the top militaristic force in the near future.
Category:Education
de:Kindergarten
da:Børnehave
fi:Esikoulu
ja:幼稚園
no:Barnehage
pl:Przedszkole
sv:Förskola
Category:Approved by Kansas Board of Education
King

A king is a dude, usually with a crown on his head who rules some kind of a land.
The following people are or were King of England:
*King Arthur
*King Novak Djokovic
*King Edward I
*King Edward VII
*King Edward VIII
*King George
*King George V
*King George VI
*King Henry VIII
*King Leonidas I
*King Ralph
*King Richard III
The following people are named King:
*Burger King
*Don King
*Martin Luther King
*Rodney King
*Stephen King
*King Kong
The following people are not named King:
*The King
*John Morganstein, King of Cape Breton
*King Crimson
*King Diamond
*King Dollar
*Kingfisher
*King Harkinian
*King of the Hill
*King of Hyrule
*King Tut
*King Jeremy the Wicked
*King of the Jews
*King Jimbo
*The Lion King
*King of Pain
*King Of Rock And Roll
However, a lot of other people are not named King, either. Some of these have separate articles in UNCYCLOPEDIA. The rest do not.
==See also==
*HowTo:Be A King
Category:Cards
Category:Royalty
cs:Karel IV.
de:König
eo:Reĝo
es:Rey
fi:Kuningas
fr:Roi
id:Raja
it:Re
no:Konge
pl:Król
pt:Rei
zh:王
zh-tw:王
King Bradley

King Bradley was the dictator of the Amestris empire from 1932 to 1945, holding the title of Führer, when he took his life via "suicide". He is widely regarded as the most infamous dictator of all time, having attempted to wipe out an entire ethnic group as part of "Ethnic cleansing" program and his "final solution" for the "Ishvalan problem." There are even some who claim he was a homonculus (or human created artificially through alchemy) named "Wrath," which is actually not true, but a plot point in Fullmetal Alchemist, a "show-within-a-show" written into The Producers, an off-color comedy which makes light of Bradley's infamy.
== The Early Years ==
King Bradley was born Omar Nelson Bradley in a log cabin just outside Clark, Missouri, on February 12, 1893. Though born in America, he grew up a fiercely nationalist Amestrisian, probably due to the heavy Amestris influence in America due to the high concentration of Amestrisians in the freemasons at that time. After failing to even be accepted into the School of Central Art and Music (or SCAM) on multiple occasions, he enlisted in the Military and became a state Alchemist.
== The Beer Hall Pusch and Rise to Power ==
King Bradley became a major leader in Amestria through rather unusual circumstances. In 1923, Bradley was involved an attempt to overthrow the government by the state alchemists in the "Beer Hall Pusch." After this failed, he was imprisoned for 7 years, after which he changed his official name to "King," gained a sporting eyepatch and, almost overnight, had procured the full support of the alchemists AND the military behind him. It was then only a matter of time before all his enemies were humiliated or murdered, and he gained total power over the state as "Fuhrer."
left|thumb|An artist's depiction of what Fuhrer Bradley may have looked like as an old man, had he survived his "suicide"
== The Ishbalan War ==
During Bradley's early years as dictator of Amestris, he led the state to a new level of power and prosperity, though it has been noted that he only did this using the crushed souls of other ethnic groups. Bradley's time of prosperity didn't last long, though, as he had to find more and more minorities to annihilate. He succeeded in winning the civil war with Ishval and assimilated the country in 1937 in what was called the "great Anschluss." Though the League of Nations was created to stop just this sort of thing, it didn't. Go fig.
== An Untimely End ==
Though everything seemed to be going well for King Bradley, he was found dead in his office in 1945, apparently of multiple stab wounds to the side of head from his precious saber. Though the circumstances of his death were rather... suspicious, the new Fuhrer, Roy Mustang, declared that it was suicide and that the case was closed. Humanitarian groups would probably have demandeded an inquiry into Bradley's death, if he hadn't been the most evil person anyone could even think of and if Fuhrer Mustang wouldn't have decreed that ally female officers have to wear tiny miniskirts. As it was, the matter was dropped, since WWII was a much more pressing issue at that time.
Category:Notable Anime People
es:King Bradley