A Creepy Happening

This is one of teh scariest things that ever happend in the history of things happening. You may want to go to the bathroom first because as I am writing this I could barely hold myself from peeing all over the place. Anyway, I was walking around my high school and the friendly neighborhood old man was sneaking around in the hallway. He saw me and took me aside, he told me to be very wary of the new female teacher. He told me she likes to eat children and teaches the kids how to eat other children or something I don't know, I thought he was probably going on one of his drugged up tirades again. The security found him and forced him out of the school once again, but he would find his way back inside just like every other time he was caught inside the school. My backpack was filled with soda, chips, and muffins, I keep at least three each in my back pack at all times you never know when you might need a little snack. I barley had any room for any of my school supplies but that was ok, I would rather not starve like a nerd than keep my stupid folders, papers, and laptop in there. I walked up to my friends and talked to them, they talked about the new teacher and how cool she was for letting them eat the whole period rather than working like any other class would. As it turns out I had her class next, I walked inside her class and walked to my seat I couldn't believe my eyes! There was a sentence written on the white board saying: "Eat all you like!" The teacher introduced herself as Ms. Hiensworth, she soon gave us all food and had us eat it, she wrote down notes very seriously like how scientists do when they are testing something. Once we all finished eating we all thanked her for the delicious food. She said she hoped we enjoyed it since she made it herself. As class finished I saw her walk down to the basement with the dirty plates the class ate off of, I followed her since I wanted to know where she got that amazing food. I walked far behind her down the steps, she was apparently very hard at hearing since I heard my steps on the hard concrete stairs leading down to the basement. I then saw something I couldn't believe, I saw all the special education kids sitting in chairs next to an assembly line mass producing the food we ate! THAT BITCH, SHE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE DAMN FOOD SHE LIED TO US! I was very spooked that she lied to the whole class and ran up the stairs and slammed the school basement door behind me, I knew they kept the special education kids in the basement, it's a well know fact in my high school even the friendly neighborhood old man knew that. I mainly upset that Ms. Hiensworth lied and that the food was made by the special education kids instead, if they could make us great food like this all the time I would be very happy. I let the old man in and told him to go into the basement to free the kids being turned into food to spite Ms. Hiensworth and to stop her from lying to the whole school. When he ran down the basement stairs and beat her up I felt like a hero, he went up the stairs followed by the special kids. The security guards figured out that he got back in and they chased him out of the school again. Ms. Hiensworth seemingly learned her lesson about lying as she never lied again but would feed us marginally worse food that was obviously store bought, but I didn't mind no paper work, no lies, and all food is definitely the recipe for the best class ever. 
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