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Noble Purple Town

I don't know what happened but somehow I may have caused the death of my nephew. It all started a couple of weeks ago. Someone emailed me a song called, "LTS". Not knowing what this meant, I decided to listen to it. I still regret that very moment. It was nothing unusual, just the lavender town music from Pokemon. As a kid, I loved this song for some reason. Anyways, something was wrong with the song. It somehow sounded strange, I didn't really care. So, I saved the song, and went on YouTube. For some reason, I couldn't get the song out of my head. Sometimes, the video on YouTube would stop, and I swear I heard the song. I decided I just needed some sleep, so I shut my computer off, and went to sleep.
That night I had the freakiest dream I've ever had, it was just me, just standing in a black room. That's when I heard it. At first it was a very faint sound, but then it started getting louder, louder and louder until I couldn't take it anymore. In the dream I fell to the ground, clutching my ears, screaming for it to stop and then, I woke up. I was so relieved to not be hearing the song. But then it started. Again growing louder and louder. I was getting freaked out, so I grabbed my shoes, twenty dollars, and my iPhone and ran out of the door.
I stayed in a motel for a week until I mustered up enough courage to sleep in my old house. Whenever I did everything seemed normal. That was, until my sister asked me to watch her son for a couple of days. I said yes, and then, everything started again. I blacked out. I woke up at 8:00 at night on my bed, I figured everything was just a nightmare and none of it really happened. I got out of bed and went to my kitchen to get something to eat. When I did, I saw my little 5 year old nephew on my computer listening to the song, DEAD.
I called 911, and checked his pulse and everything, but he was gone. On the screen, I saw a note. It said:
DO NOT MOURN FOR ME
I'VE GONE TO THE NOBLE PURPLE TOWN NOW
LAVENDER
TOWN
SYNDROME
LTS
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Music
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
Nod Flenders

TIS IS THE STOREY OF NOD FLENDERS
ON DAI I WAS WALKIN DOUN THE SREEIT
AN UNCLE FIL WAS THER
HE SAYD I HAD TO WACH THIIS TAPE BECUS IT GIVE U SUPAR POWAR
HE FLEW AWAI ON PILOWY MOUNDS ON MACHED POTATOS
SO I WEHNT HOM AND WACHED THE MOVEI
IT STATED OUT AS A SIMPSON THEM BUT IT WAS CREPY
THEN NED FLENDERS APEERAD ON TEH SKREEN
HIS FAIC STARTED MORFIN AND SKARY MUSIC PLAYED
HE TURNINTO NOD FLENDERS AND SAYD
HIGH DIDLAY HOE NEYBORINOS FELS LIEK AYM WHEARIN NUTIN AT AL
LIEK AYM WHERIN NUTIN ATTALL
AYM WHEARING' NOUTHIN AT AL
WHEARING NUTIN AT AL
NUTHAYN AT ALL
AT AL
ALL
THE TEE VEE DED AND I NEVER FORGOT DAT DAY
P.S. THE GAME
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Noggin's Oobi - "Counting"

You know, everyone remembers the famous TV network "Noggin"? I remember it as a part of my childhood and its TV shows like Dora The Explorer, Blues Clues, Maisy The Mouse & Oswald.
But one TV show I remembered was called "Oobi" which is about a pair of hands living in a world of hands. It kind of reminds me of the Nickelodeon's avant-garde short "All Hands In".
Anyway, the TV show lasted 2000 to 2005 with the last one airing Febuary 11th of 2005. But back in 2003, there was a planned episode that was outright banned for being too disturbing for little kids and continued the schedule.
I was a janitor and one of the staff in the testing rooms of Noggin Studios. I was pulled into a room from the creator of the TV show "Josh Selig".
"C'mon, it's time for the testing of the new episode!" he said as he pulled my arm and softly pulled me.
Of course, being Josh's best friend, I followed him and announced to the kids, "Hey kids! It's about time for the new episode! And without further ado, let's insert the disc and let's get to playing!"
All of the kids and parents applauded at the creator as I ran and pick up the case. I was caught off-guard when I saw the cover. It said "Oobi: Counting" in messy writing. I whispered to him if it was the right one, he nodded with a warm grin. I inserted the disc into the tray and clicked play... god I wish Josh and I hadn't announced this...
It started with Oobi and Grampu in the kitchen table as he and Grampu were counting. Oobi turned around and gave a wave as he said "Oh, Hi! Grampu counting with me!"
The camera zoomed into the door where there was a knock. Oobi got up and opened the door. Suddenly, a loud gunshot happened.
Every kid in the room gasped. I paused the video. "Uh, unfortunately we'll have to-"
Unfortunately my voice was cut off, with one of the guards screaming "CONTINUE THIS OR YOU'RE FIRED!" I obeyed and continued on.
It showed the corpse of Oobi dead in the ground with bullet holes in his head. His eyeballs were dropped on the ground. It cuts to show Grampu, sitting on the chair and saying to the kids "Grampu count the holes..." He slowly counted 4. Afterwards, he waved goodbye quietly as the credits rolled.
After the testing, every kid was given a free Noggin Magazine as a sorry and a sincere apology to all of the angry moms and dads who stormed at the studio. Later, the guard was later fired for screaming in the middle of the testing rooms and was later arrested.
I was still mortified by the sick and twisted episode! How can a episode show so much sadness, so much pain and so much violence! Well, I told the head of Noggin for a week off and to pay me up each day, and to later regret ever watching the episode ever again.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Non-Scary Roblox Creepypasta

I always loved old Roblox as a kid. It was fun, no gear, no faces, non of that stuff. Just regular ol' T-Shirts and hats that we're usually tix. Now it's like this...this stupid new stuff. I was annoyed and wanted to go back to Old Roblox , so I typed Old Roblox into the search bar for places, and scrolled down. I found one called "Old Roblox Teleporter; Go back in time!" I figured, hey this seems alright. I went in and found a couple things. 2 other people named, "Jumpluffiscool and Mckailey". I said hey and found a time machine. I figured maybe this is it. So I went in with Mckailey and Jump, and we transported. When it was done everything on the place changed. It was OLD ROBLOX! I couldn't believe it! I was so happy! We played there for about an 1 and then I got hungry, so I exited out of the game, and was about to go get something to eat, when I saw it. Roblox was transported to what it looked like in 07. I was like, "Wierd." But I figured they must have put it back or something. So I went out to get something to eat, and saw a cat. It took me about 5 seconds to figure out that it was my old cat from 07. He died in early 08, and I had no idea what he was still doing here. So I went to ask my mom why there was a dead cat walking around in our kitchen, and she said, "Silly, he's alive." I was scared now. I asked her what the date was. She responded, "November 14th 2007." I didn't just go to Old Roblox. I went back in time.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Roblox
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Old Shit
NormalWebsite.com

I found a weird website one day. It was called NormalWebsite.com. It was supposedly a witch-themed website. Yes, it was. I'm serious. Actually.
So, yeah. The website seemed innocent enough. There were games on the website including a cute-looking game called Rabbit's Run. I got interested. I clicked on it. It started with a title screen. It had a logo and a few opitons. The opitions were:
- Play.
- Opitions.
- Quit game.
I clicked play. It started with a simple animated cutscene. It seemed to have static all over the screen. I thought it was just a glitch. The quality was low. It was a rabbit named Sparkles, she was running. She seemed to be dressed as a witch. She was wearing a black hat, she had a broom and a cauldron. As she cackled. While running. She saw a shadow. She started to run. She ran and ran. She cackled. Suddenly, the shadow disappeared. The game crashed. One message popped.
'The bunny witch is coming...'
I suddenly heard a spell being muttered. The website now had blood and cauldrons everywhere all over the screen. This was, odd.
There were more games. Involving witches. Of course.
I screamed. I felt scared. I knew that my sisters are witches. But. Yeah.
Yeah. I understand. I saw scary stuff.
It was scary. Just. Very. Scary. I. Guess.
Yeah. Witches exist. Right? Yeah. Yeah. I know. Shocker. Speaking of shocked, I saw really real-looking blood on a real-looking guy called Jeff. No, not Jeff The Killer. That guy who says his name is Jeff from 21 Jump Street.
Things were off. I played all the games. Yeah. Yeah. It was freaking terrifying.
My computer shut off. I shat my pants. They say that the website is still online today...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Normal Day For A Normal Family

A family of 5 were going on a trip to Lafayette. The father wasn’t home often, so he decided a family trip is just what they needed. It was him, his awfully young wife, and their 3 children. Trinity, Jack, and Kyle.
They got to their motel, and despite how much money their father makes, it was quite shabby. They didn’t mind though. They unpacked their things, and then went to eat out. They asked the motel’s manager where a nice spot to eat was. He recommended, Chateau De Bayou, a restaurant that has just been opened. They didn’t think twice about it, and got in the car and left to go. Despite how fancy and new the restaurant was, there weren’t many cars in the parking lot.
Once they were in and seated, the menu had lots of strange food. They all ordered what they thought sounded edible or what the waitress recommended to them. They all ate their food, but wasn’t to sure how they felt about it. They decided on no desert and left as soon as possible.
Now in the parking lot Jack felt strange. He darted out of the car and into the motel. Once the family was in their room, there was no sign of Jack. Trinity put her hand on the bathroom doorknob and it was locked, she put her ear to the door. Her face turned to disgust, as the sounds she heard were all too unpleasant. She heard her brother screaming. On the other side of the door was Jack sitting on the toilet, taking a humongous shit. He screamed in pain, his shrieks could be heard throughout the motel.
His anus felt as if it were being split in two. His father busted down the door with a camera in hand. The sight was terrible. Jack was on the floor in the fetal position with an emotionless face. His eyes wide. Trinity and their mother rushed to him, and tried to comfort him, but no words came out of his mouth. Then they saw the flash of a camera, as their father took a picture of the babh sized shit that was left in the toilet.
 on August 29, 2012
Category:Old Shit
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Shortpasta
Normal Skool Days With Gunga

It started one morning when I went to schoo. It was a charming morning and I just got done eating Cheerios, they always warm my heart. But at the same time they give me diabetes. I packed my bag with my homework and stuff to prepare for the day, but little did I know, I was gonna have the worst day ever!! I was super happy for the first day of schoo I was waiting for the bus with my dog gunga! The bus came and I said goodbye to my gunga and I could've swore I heard him say "bye" back to me. I went in the bus and as soon as I stepped on the bus all the kids spat all over me. And a few of them actually had herpes in the mouth. I instantly got infected by it and they spread faster than my grandma putting butter on bread. All the kids laughed at me and made me sit in the back of the bus with nobody to talk to."How can this day get any worse?" I told myself. Once we got to the school it apparently did get worse. Turns out gunga followed the schoo bus all the way to my schoo and then it happened, gunga slobbered all over the road then the bus crashed injuring all the people including me. My wrist was broke and had to have a cast on it. Not to mention it was my writing hand. I scolded gunga until he ran back home. But I had a feeling that wasn't the last I'd see of him for this school day. When I got into my classroom the teacher made me go to detention for being late for class because of the bus crash. In detention the teacher had me write 138 paragraphs on how many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop. I just bout dropped to the floor dead when my teacher had me do that. I tried telling him I couldn't write with my hand because it was broke but he just said."use your other hand!" But little did he know, I wasn't ambidextrous. I bursted into tears while spending 4 hours on the paragraphs, I felt like I was in hell. I just wanted to get out of this place. Once I was done my brain felt like it was gonna explode. I walked outside and was greeted by 7 Giant bully's that were ready to beat the living day lights out of me. And that they did. They grabbed my broken wrist and twisted it and then they punched my mouth until my teeth started to fall out. And started to spit on my body to give me more herpes and I was screaming on the top my lungs for help! But nothing came and the bully's just tortured me and I was helpless and couldn't defend myself. As I thought all hope was lost and I accepted my fate then all of a sudden gunga my dog jumped out and growled and attacked the bully's at that point I was knocked out and didn't see what happened next. Then when I woke up to my shock I seen the bully's on the ground dead with gunga chewing on their bones at that point I realized I never had a dog then gunga seen that I woke up and he then jumped on my bed.
He then swallowed a whole bottle of anthrax and shot out some wicked farts in my face. My heart instantly stopped and I then died. The end
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Category:Wall of Text
Category:Im died
Category:Potty Humor
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Inside Jokes
Not Funny, Didn't Laugh

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Rants
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Not Like The Movies

I use to love Phantom of the Opera. I drew on my Ken Doll's faces and made them paper masks and named all my Barbie dolls Christine or Meg. Then one day I met this boy. His name was Erik. He followed me around all threw middle school then on the last day he followed me home for the last time. I turned around and hit him with a rock, and then he really was Erik Phantom. Ha. But he couldn't act like Erik. So I threw him in the Ohio River.
Then in high school my obsession was the movie Labyrinth. You know with David Bowie? That's where my first boyfriend, the David came in. I made him dye his hair blond and grow it out long, but he just couldn't the goblin king, so I threw him in the river. I was almost caught that time but I threw that kid in the river too.
I'm married now, and still live by the Ohio river, with my daughter Lucy and son Frank, recently they watched a Monster In Paris with me. It's about a giant flea named Francoeur and a girl named Lucile. I like that movie...
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Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Not Real

A few years ago, a letter came to my front step. It wasn't the type of letter you would expect to receive. It wasn't sealed in an envelope, had no stamp, no return address, etc. Nope. In fact I'm even wondering how it managed to arrive at my front step. The letter was basically just a piece of torn paper. Scribbled on it was just a URL to a website of some sort. Curiously, I entered the URL into my internet browser. The website that popped up was what seemed to be a gaming website. Excitedly, I started playing some games. I don't know why, they seemed just like your average internet games, but for some reason, I was having the most fun I had ever had. I must have been on the website for the rest of that day, but later (I'm not sure what time it was when it happened, but it was some time during the middle of the night), my computer mysteriously shut down.
I was in the middle of playing a game when it happened, so I was really furious. But still, I quickly rebooted my computer and re-entered the website URL. The website wouldn't display. All it showed was an error saying that the requested URL was not found. I figured I must have entered the URL wrong, so I tried a few more times, but the website simply refused to show up. I was confused and furious at the same time by this point. But I was feeling pretty tired by then, so I left the note on my desk, and went to bed.
The next morning, I woke up, and went to my desk to where I had left the note. But it wasn't there. Over the next few weeks, I grew rather depressed and aggravated over the website. I started to go insane at times. I guess you could call me obsessive. And it wasn't until just yesterday that my sadness turned into great fear. Another note got delivered to my front step, very similar to the note I got before, that read "That's the world. Happiness, kindness, and enjoyment are just made to be taken away. None of it is true. It's just not real."
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Not So Regular Show

Hmm... How should I put it? It started off like this. It was a beautiful morning, I was running around outside and this tape hit my head. I turned my head around and this dude said I could have it. Bastard. I decided to fire up my old VCR and play the tape.
When it started up, it went all colourful showing random colors such as Green, Orange, Blue, Red, and Yellow and then it showed the same start up screen from Regular Show except it was called Un-Regular Show. The episode was also quite random.
You know how Mordecai is a Blue Jay, and Rigby is a Raccoon? Well it showed these bootleg prototypes with Mordecai as a blue duck and Rigby as a squirrel and then Benson pops up and walks right through my TV screen saying:
"I WANT YOUR NIPPLES YOU HORNY MONKEY!"
Then Skips punches me and then everything goes black. What happened next do you want to hear? Well now I'm one of them! Yes you heard me correctly now I live in the park. I have to face Benson yelling at me to do my work, I have to face Muscle Man's My Mom jokes.
I have to face the brain-damaged Pops, and worst of all I have to face a new bad guy every Monday. I even wonder what the real world is doing know. Uh oh, I gotta go Benson's gonna yell at me again...
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Not Very Grammatical (Copypasta)

That was not very grammatical. I do not respect that. First of all, you did not use the proper punctuation to end your message, which should be the "full stop", also known as a "period". Second of all, you used the wrong form of "your" in the message you sent me. Third, and lastly, you capitalized all the letters in your sentence, which makes me personally wish to gouge my eyes out with a spoon. Please revise these heinous grammatical errors, or I will be forced to remember this incident for the remainder of your time in this Discord server, which may impact your future interactions with me. Thank you in advance, and have a good day.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Satire
Category:Shortpasta