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Natha Kath

was a pitcher for the Los Angeles Tacos, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 16.
==Official League Records==
Kath joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Los Angeles Tacos with .
On , Day 16, Kath was incinerated and replaced by Emmett Owens.
==History==
==Gallery==
File:Nathakath.jpg|Tlopps card by 
File:Natha viperSwansong.jpg|Kath by @ViperSwansong
Category:Players
Category:Pitchers
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Original Players
Natha Kath/IF-19.704

===Natha Toasts Toast===
Before her incineration, Natha Kath was a lime green pop-up toaster that pitched for the Unlimited Tacos. Considering she was inanimate, the pitcher after her, Sexton Wheerer (at the time known as Sexton Wheeler) would place her on the pitcher's mound, on her side. In order to pitch, her team rigged her mechanisms to pop up (as a toaster would with toast) at a stronger than average rate, so that she could pitch by pushing the ball up and at the opposing team successfully.
 
Unfortunately, due to rain that occurred on the 16th day of Season 3, Kath's popping mechanisms broke and she was unable to pitch the ball. In order to prevent a hold-up in gameplay, a Rogue Umpires incinerated her, thus her Blaseball career came to an end.
Natha Kath/IF-35.98

===Hot and Cold===
Natha Kath was a vaguely humanoid conglomeration of magma and ice with something resembling a toaster attached to one 'arm'. Being formed directly from material deep underground, possibly from another plane of existence altogether, she searched for an activity to use up excess energy, settling on a kickball league. While this league ended up being for Blaseball instead, it provided her a space to feel more connected to the residents of the land she originated from. Natha quickly got along with the rest of the Tacos due to being spunky, fiery, and fun to be around, with teammates jokingly describing her to the press as “cool”, “chill”, and other low-temperature based adjectives. 
 
She was enthusiastic about multiverse theory, and would often talk about the idea of alternate versions of herself, theorizing that there may be Nathas associated with other elements somewhere out there in the multiverse. Unfortunately, she did not live long enough to see Los Angeli split into infinite dimensions, where these versions of her most definitely exist. However, no alternate Nathas have been found by the Tacos.
 
Natha also had the ability to control the temperature of the toaster arm, an ability possibly related to her Fire blood type and general magma-esque construction. Due to the laws of thermodynamics, it is technically impossible to simply make things cold, but Natha circumvented this with something that she called the Hot Storage, a compartment that heat could be stored in to warm other things up later. This temperature control allowed her to do an assortment of things, such as toast bread, warm up her teammates' coffee, keep her own Cold Brews cold, toast toast, and pitch her signature Hot Pitch, which completely burnt out before reaching the plate and ultimately counted as a ball.
 
As she would learn the hard way, though, the Hot Storage had its limits. On Season 3, Day 16, a rogue umpire attempted to incinerate teammate Moses Mason (then Moses Simmons). The two were close friends, due to their similar nature of element-based construction, with Moses being made of concrete from the roads of Los Angeles. Activating her Hot Storage to protect them, Natha got in the way of the Ump’s fire. While it kept Moses safe, it was too much heat for her to absorb. Despite her best efforts, Natha was incinerated. The ice that solidified her melted, and the magma spread through the field and back into the ground.
 
The Hot Storage compartment’s backpack-like structure itself was destroyed in Natha’s incineration, but the toaster-like contraption that she used to do most of the actual heating and cooling of things remained mostly intact, albeit badly damaged. Despite its damage, it retained the ability to heat things up, allowing it to be used as a portable toaster. Because of that, her personal ILB records were misclassified to say that she was a toaster.
Natha Kath/IF-53.827

===Natha's Humanity===
Natha's Humanity
Natha, the Tacos’ sole incineration, was known as a wild card, both on the mound and around the city. Embodying the team’s pop-90s spirit, she frequently donned rainbow checkerprints and neon patterns, and her portrait along the team’s hall depicts her in an entirely colored denim athletic outfit with a vegan taco in hand. In this portrait, her mullet was a pink ombre, although she was known to change hair colors frequently with assistance from high-fashion teammate Basilio Preston (now Mason).
 
Kath, continuing to exemplify the team’s energy, commissioned a replacement for her prosthetic arm in order for it to be a neon shade of green. Although born with only one arm, she made up new stories every time someone asked about its origin. Prior to the start of Season 2, a news station interviewing the rotation approached Kath about her green arm, to which she responded, “‘Oh yeah, that was because back in XX92 I was swimming through the Venice canals and there was a mongoose deep down there that bit it off because I called it ugly, moral of the story the city council had to get involved and declared circular televisions illegal.’” No legitimate answer has ever been given during interviews. Recruited by Al Pastor from a local kitchen appliance store to be in marketing for his up-and-coming kickball team, Wyatt Masons’ interest in mechanics began from talking about her prosthetics, eventually leading to NaN’s subconscious affection towards Pitching Machine. 
 
Although her entry into the ILB was unintentional, as with the rest of the Tacos original roster, she quickly befriended the team and hosted game nights, coaching fellow teammates Patel Beyonce and Lee Davenport (now Wyatt Dovenpart) in Sluper Smash Brlos, and leading card sessions with Taiga (now Wyatt) Quitter. She is cited to have attempted to get sponsored by Van Nuys Ralphio’s grape soda line on multiple occasions, and was a fan of pineapple pizza. 
 
Although the second best performing Tacos pitcher of her time, her coaching skills were never extended from gaming onto the mound, although team captain Wanda (now Wyatt) Pothos regularly asked her to. She did, however, express slight interest and request to discuss the logistics of coaching over tacos with Pothos at least seventeen times.
Nathan Frankl

was a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Record==
Frankl was first seen as a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 Midseason election, Frankl's defense stat increased as a result of the Eye Warmers amplification, resulting in a defense stat increase.
Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Dallas Steaks Short Circuits Players
Nathan Schlemmer

was a player in the lineup for the Yellowstone Magic, and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Records==
Schlemmer was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Yellowstone Magic after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 election, Schlemmer’s batting stat increased as a result of the Muscle Warmers amplification, resulting in a batting stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Yellowstone Magic Short Circuits Players
Nathaniel Wilds

is a pitcher for the Ohio Worms, and has been with the Team since the Return(s) of Blaseball. Wilds had previously played for the Dallas Steaks during Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Wilds was first seen as a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 2 election, Wilds gained the Static modification as a result of the Steaks' Charge will, and was removed from the Steaks' roster.
Wilds joined the Ohio Worms as a pitcher prior to the Return(s) of Blaseball, taking the spot of NaN. As NaN had the Echo modification and fell to a Team with the Entangled modification, NaN became an Alternate and was swapped for a random player with the Static modification, resulting in Wilds joining active play. This swap also resulted in Wilds losing Static and gaining the Receiver modification.
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Category:Players
Category:Players with the Receiver modification
Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Dallas Steaks Short Circuits Players
National Park Service

Park Service is the current legal owner of the Yellowstone Magic. 
== Acquisition ==
After the incineration of Famous Oconnor and its consequences, The Oconnor Family abandoned their patronage of the Magic. After consulting the various scrolls and tomes tracking the teams ownership, Park Service was determined to be the rightful heir to the franchise due to a longstanding and ancient compact. The exact legality of such a document was questioned by some, but with no other able, (or willing) parties, stewardship was quickly handed over.
Park Service is a unique and eccentric organization, which seems very in touch with the natural energies of the park and is known for their meticulous record keeping. They quickly made a number of changes which allowed for a greater and wilder flow of magics across the park. They deal with the team mostly through a number of representatives acting in service of a mysterious owner. Little is known about the controlling leadership, and none of the players have met the true owner.
The Magic's performance in Season 2 improved dramatically after this change in ownership, possibly because Coach Merlinmeyer spends far fewer resources placing protective wards on the players.
Category:Entities
Category:Owners
Category:Yellowstone Magic
National Park Service Standardized Irregularity Reports

The following is a list of National Park Service reports confirmed to have circulated at some point between and the present - each links to the known text of the document. Some of these documents may have been leaked or never intended for public consumption.
*YS-001 ("Bluesky National Park")
*YS-002 ("A Place Between Above and Below")
*YS-014 ("The Recordkeeper")
*YS-015 ("The Forest")
*YS-031 ("Sherry Trail and the Sherry Walkers")
*YS-097 ("Paperthin Spacetime")
*YS-152 (“The Dodgeball”)
*YS-178 ("Two Signs Diverged in a Yellow Wood")
*YS-228 ("This Tree's Name is Gary")
*YS-320 ("It’s always sunny in Yellowstone")
*YS-523 ("The Graffitist's Apple")
*YS-627 ("The Path Bug")
*YS-708 ("The Bone Pit")
*YS-726 (“Sunburst”)
Category:Yellowstone Magic
Navani Biscuits

was a lineup player for the Ohio Peanuts, and had been with the team since Gamma 3 Season 1, Day 67. Biscuits had previously played for the Baltimore Crabs.
==Official League Record==
Biscuits was first seen as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
On Gamma 3 Season 1, Day 67, Duffy was exchanged to the Ohio Peanuts due to Feedback. Biscuits was replaced by Zora Duffy.
==Fan Works==
===Fanfiction===
*taste the horror by paopuleaf - navani biscuits feedbacks to the worms. the worms become the peanuts.
===Fanart===
File:G3CG Navani Biscuits.png|alt=An uncolored drawing of Navani Biscuits with their team, stats, and position displayed above. Navani is a young carcinized Desi person with heavy peanut scars and short hair swept back with a head band. They wear a pair of headphones around their neck, and they clasp their hands as they look to the side with a slightly amused but disgruntled expression. Beside them, there is a box showing a twitch chat replying to their actions with various inane peanut-related messages such as "pognut" and "just shell someone already!"|Biscuits and their :pognut: twitch chat. Art by @saltbuzzard
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Ohio Worms Short Circuits Players
Category: Baltimore Crabs Short Circuits Players
Nebula Holstein

is a pitcher for the Society Data Witches.
== Official League Records ==
Holstein joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Society Data Witches during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
== History ==
=== Background ===
Nebula Holstein is a spherical cow in a vacuum, a rare scenario that is optimal for many theoretical physics tests. She maintains her own personal gravity, which will sometimes cause blaseballs to orbit her like a moon. When pitching, she will generate a miniature black hole and project one of the blaseballs at the hitter. While she has never had the opportunity to bat, it has already been determined that she would do so by colliding one of her moons with the pitch, in a bocce ball like effect.
Neb, as she's known to her teammates, is considered the physical representation of SIBR's cloud servers. When the team got the call to participate in the Coffee Cup, they went to Escher Field to practice and Nebula was already there, floating over the mound. She doesn't speak or communicate in any manner, but her mere presence is considered to have a calming effect, particularly on young children who have eaten a lot of sugar.
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Category:Players
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Pitchers
Neerie McCloud

is a lineup player for the Core Mechanics and has been with the team since Fall Ball. McCloud has previously played for the Atlantis Georgias.
==Official League Records==
McCloud joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias during the Descension.
During the , McCloud retreated to the Georgias' Shadows in exchange for Slosh Truk as a result of the Georgias' will, resulting in a combined stat increase.
During the , McCloud's batting increased from as a result of the Georgias' will.
During the , McCloud's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the blessing, resulting in McCloud becoming an , gaining the modification, and a combined stat increase.
On , Day 92, McCloud joined the Georgias' lineup in exchange for Lachlan Shelton at The Atlantean Dome via the .
McCloud ended the Expansion Era with 4.3 in Batting, 2.1 in Pitching, 2.3 in Baserunning, and 3.8 in Defense. McCloud had a Mesh Jersey of Vitality, Hot Sunglasses and the Alternate, Negative, and Scattered modifications.
During the December 16, 2022 Fall Ball, McCloud fell to the Core Mechanics. On Season 1, Day 1 of the Return(s), McCloud became a lineup player for the Mechanics.
During Season 2, Day 62 a Mage Umpire called McClouds Alternate during Solar Eclipse (Red) Weather.
==Fan Works==
===Videos===
*Therefore You and Me by @Tiny_revel
===Art===
File:Neerie mccloud by supercell.png|by @supercell
File:Neerie mint siobhan.jpg|by @calentines_day
File:Neerie mccloud elsewhere.jpg|by @calentines_day
File:Neerie mccloud denim moth art.png|by @denim_moth_art
File:Neerie mcloud wlaffle house.png|by @tiny_revel
File:Georgias travelers lineup niqnyongo frankiehambone neeriemccloud anklehalifax rosy.png|alt=a fully colored digital drawing of several players lined up next to each other in a row. from left to right: niq nyong'o, a black woman from 1997 with a bun, glasses, cropped pants, and a colorful sweater. frankie hambone, a black man from 1970 with a beard, flannel shirt, and a tray of food. neerie mccloud, a woman from 1932 with light brown skin, short hair, high waisted pants, and a leather jacket. ankle halifax, a white child from 1901 wearing a sailor's uniform and frowning. ankle halifax again, but this time from 2013, wearing shorts and a bright pink shirt with a logo, this time grinning.|Niq Nyong'o, Frankie Hambone, McCloud (1932), and Ankle Halifax. By @tiny_revel
File:Szn 24 feelings by abbasnail.jpg|Geraldine Frost hugs Neerie McCloud during by @gabbazael
File:Neerie McCloud pre and post alt by wayslidecool.png|by @wayslidecool
File:374NeerieMcCloud.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:Neerie is ANCHOR NOW not clickbait by abbasnail.jpg|by @gabbazael
File:Neerie McCloud by tiny revel.png|by @tiny_revel
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Category:Lineup Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Category:Players With Base 1
Neon Singh

was a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Record==
Singh was first seen as a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2 Season 1 elections, Singh's pitching stat increased as a result of the More Fingers amplification, resulting in a pitching stat increase. 
==Fan Works==
File:G2CG Neon Singh.png|alt=An uncolored bust drawing of Neon Singh, an Indian person in their late 20s with large glasses, a short beard and a long pony tail under a beanie. they wear a sweater and grin a good-natured grin. they’re deceptively built under their sweater.|Art by @saltbuzzard
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Baltimore Crabs Short Circuits Players
Nepenthe Saracen

Pitching coach Nepenthe Saracen, a close friend of Gloria Bugsnax, joined the Flowers during Season 4. Their tendrils permeate the Gardenentirely, observing every throw and catch, and they arose to sentience due to the team pastime of playing catch with the pitchers. They are able to fire fastblalls at near lightspeed, imitate Chambers Simmons' trademark Wiggly Pitch, and maintain a cordial relationship with their pet murder hornet.
They are able to produce pitchers of any desired beverage, and are often observed persuading overworked team coach Beck Whitney to take a break and have some cocoa. Though no communication seems to take place between the plant people, Nepenthe always seems to know when Caligula Lotus wants help supporting Beck. They are always close at hand with a fresh pitcher of cocoa whenever necessary, and have an impeccable sense of when they are no longer needed.
Category:Boston Flowers
Nerd James

is a player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been with the team since Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
James joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the San Francisco Lovers with .
During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, James fell to the Canada Moist Talkers.
During the Season 2 elections, as a result of the Talkers' Wind Spirits Blessing, James' Defense and Running both increased by one star.
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Nerd Pacheco/Hon-D.M.L in Loving Your Wife

====Doctorate in Modern Languages====
Nerd Pacheco currently has in their office an honorary doctorate in Modern Languages, for "services to the field of Loving Your Wife." The honorary degree was actually conferred upon Hahn Fox, regarding remarks made about her wife Priya, and is correctly addressed as such. 
The degree, which was awarded by San Francisco's Knight Institute of Suitor's Studies, was mistakenly delivered to Pacheco's Hellmouth Community College office. They just haven't gotten round to delivering it to Hahn Fox yet.
Nerd Pacheco/Hon-IM

====Immaterial Master (Chless)====
Pacheco has been invited to several interplanar chless tournaments, and has been conferred the title of "Immaterial Master" thanks to their skill. Since the revival of his blaseball career, Pacheco has not accepted any further invitations, claiming the atmosphere is "stressful".
Three-time Immaterial Chless Tourney champion Jasmine Lapelle-Herschel corroborated as follows, with an experience toward the end of Pacheco's chless career: "Nerd Pacheco punched me once by accident over an intense game of chess and I got knocked out for like, a solid 2 hours. When I woke up they made me a cake that said "sorry" on it though so I'm not mad."
Nerd Pacheco/Hon-M.Crim

====Master of Criminology (Chronosynclastic Larceny)====
This article was originally published in the Halifax Gazette.
By Cauterize Hull and Isabellio Rapini
PHILADELPHIA - A 19th-century painting by French impressionist painter Berthe Morisot was stolen from the Philadelphia Museum of Art on ███day afternoon. The two thieves, captured on security footage, stood before "Hanging the Laundry out to Dry" for approximately fifteen minutes, before exploiting a gap in the guard rotation, removing the painting from the wall, and exiting through an unarmed door into a service corridor. Morisot's work was the only piece stolen.
"In this particular instance, the fact the thieves did not target any additional works in the storage areas they navigated during their escape is quite concerning," commented Dr. Nerd Pacheco, Hellmouth Sunbeams batter and a Correspondent Professor of Criminology at the Charleston University of Legal Doings. (Pacheco declined to participate in a face-to-face interview before print deadline, as they were halfway through a month-long visit of Japan.)
"An art thief looking purely to profit from the sale of lucrative artworks would, typically, have availed themselves of any number of works stored in the non-public areas of the museum. The theft of a single piece suggests it was for personal procurement, which will make tracking its whereabouts all the harder."
It was not the first time this particular painting had been targeted by art thieves, according to the museum. The same painting was also reportedly stolen by a thief working alone from 1929 exhibition in Paris, and took nine years to recover. "Hanging the Laundry out to Dry" was eventually found in an abandoned Naples apartment, along with over two dozen other paintings reported stolen. The identity of the infamous "Naples Haul" was never found, though unsubstantiated rumours point to alleged art thief Val Hitherto.
An investigation is underway , and anyone with information is urged to contact appropriate authorities.
(This IRM entry is based on Time In A Bottle by Waveridden.)
Nerd Pacheco/Hon-M.FA in Creative Internal Narrative Fiction

==== Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing (Internal Narratives and Genre Studies, Noir elective) ====
''Nerd "Guns" Pacheco smirked as they chewed on their cigarette-flavored gum and smoked their gum-flavoured cigarette. They'd done it again. Nobody did it better than Nerd "6'4 and Cool Guns" Pacheco, the greatest detective this side of Detectivetown and also better than anyone on the other side of Detectivetown. What had they done? Don't worry about it.''
"Strike one, looking!"
Nerd "The Biggest Guns of All" Pacheco hated distractions almost as much as they hated unsolved cases, and they hated unsolved cases almost as much as they hated the third thing they hated. But the customers of varying genders loved Nerd " " Pacheco, and they loved them back but in like a cool way because they were cool and didn't want to come across as being too into it. Nerd kicked their feet back on their desk (made of guns) and reminisced for three hours about the time they solved the case of Alaynabella's missing vape pen, and then they reminisced some more and stared out the window and everything was slow and black and white and their face was reflected on the window.
"Strike two, looking!"
Nerd "Other Weapons Are Cool, But It's Just Not The Same" Pacheco thought about how cool and tough they were. This one time a professional blaseball team had even seen them holding a bat in a cool way and asked them to sign with them? Everyone was super into it and Nerd totally signed the contract but in a cool ironic way because they don't do commitment, and obviously they weren't going to show up, where even was Moab anyway? Anyway their veins began to run hot and dry for a while after that, and they could see a bright light when they closed their eyes, and their customers would shake and hide when they spoke words of flame that burned their throat and the transformation began, but they got back to solving the case of the Insurrection Against The Light of Day soon enough, and everyone was like "hell yeah they're so cool."
"Strike three! Out!"
Nerd blinked and shook their head, imagining a darker time in which people hit blalls with blats and they toiled day and night for a terrible splorts team at the gates of Hell. Just another example of their dark and twisted imagination, probably. They walked away, coolly, with their guns, and felt the heat of the sun hot on their neck.
It was cool.