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Big Norman

thumb|250px|A photograph of Big Norman and the brothers
Born in Germany in 1732, Big Norman is considered one of the world's most powerful and influential mathemagicians by people who have never heard of Cauchy, Isaac Newton, Merlin, Alan Turing, Jethro Bodine or Godel Escherbach. Between 1903 and 1905 he was credited with the development of the theory of Personal space, and has been blamed for being one of the three mathemagicians to have passed mathematics on to Cauchy in 1780. 
==Childhood==
Big Norman was raised in a German-Hole, the traditional form of dwelling for those of his nation, in an enchanted grove in a magical forest near the outskirts of Berlin. His parents, working for the wicked king, died of exhaustion before he was very old, and he was left alone with his two siblings, Little Bit and Middle Bit.
Times were hard, and after failing to hold down a job as a rent boy, Big Norman was forced to turn to mathematics. He found to his shock and disgust that he had a great latent talent for it. Stopping only to help Little Bit and Middle Bit move from one German-Hole to another, he packed his bags and left for the big city.
==Professional Life==
Big Norman developed his theories of Personal Space in 1903, though in 1905 it was revealed that Cauchy, who had previously been thought to have spent 1903 getting drunk in France, had actually been locked in his study all the time doing all the hard work on Personal Space while Big Norman had been crying like a little girl. This was first brought to the public attention through a series of proofs in Cauchy's book Pourquois le theorie des espaces personelles etait fait seulement par moi, et pas par Big Norman, qui passait 1903 pleurer comme un petit fille. (Badly Translated French Publishing, 1905).
The contents of this book were hotly contested by Big Norman, who pointed out that all the proofs presented in it consisted entirely of the word "Cauchy" repeated over and over again, and were thus mathematically unsound. Moreover, he stated, figure 3.2 in chapter 3 ("Mangez-vous mon endouille grand, Big Norman, pourquois je suis deux fois le homme vous pouvent etre") was not an illustration of the technique used to prove the Fundamental Theorem of Personal Spaces, as the text claimed, but actually a drawing of a duck with a speech bubble containing the word "quack".
These damning accusations were published as a preface to Big Norman's primer on Personal Spaces, Lassen Sie uns Sie die, Gutschrift zu nehmen für diese, Cauchy sehen Sie Bastard (Badly Translated German Publishing, 1907).
==Rivalry with Cauchy==
Following this, Cauchy and Big Norman became Best Friends and touched to communicate except through the medium of book bananas. As a result, the 1920 Big Maths Thing ran tragically over time when during a question and answer session following a speech on the uses of Mouldy bread, Cauchy and Big Norman got into a heated argument debating the publishing of an entire range of Analysis textbooks.
Category:Mathematics
Category:German people
Big Pond, Nova Scotia

Big Pond is one of the largest cities in the world. It features 25 casinos, 17 parking structures, 89 fake Irish bars, 105 Starbucks cafes and 22 meaningless buildings. Big Pond is an extremely popular hangout spot among certain celebrities; visitors are quite likely to run into either Nicole Kidman or Lara Croft at some point. The main distinguishing feature of Big Pond is the enormous pond, which is almost five inches deep in some places along its four-foot length.
==Famous disasters==
# Sinking of the Titanic
# Death of Elvis
# Sinking of the Bismarck
# Kidnapping of J. Edgar Hoover
# Sinking of Atlantis
# The Big Pond Explosion of '64
# That Disaster
==Law enforcement==
Big Pond is the only place in Canada that has its own independent police force, the BPPD, which is often confused with the BPRD even though the two are completely different. People considering breaking the law in Big Pond would do well to reconsider, as the BPPD is justly famous for the brutality with which they treat lawbreakers. The one cell in the police station is rarely used, since any infraction is liable to result in the perpetrator's death at the hands of the police.
Local ordinances to be aware of:
* Staring at someone for more than two seconds is punishable by scourging
* Driving at night is prohibited by law unless you are a resident of Mexico
* Spitting on the sidewalks counts as littering (and in some cases as biological warfare)
==Climate==
The climate of Big Pond is extremely hot; the average temperature is higher that of Phoenix, Arizona. At night it becomes extremely cold; citizens often indulge in various carnal activities in attempts to keep warm, resulting in the cities' nickname "The Big O".
==Attractions==
# The Big Pond beach 
# The Firehall 
# Lochlomen Dirt Road: The longest paved dirt road in the world
# The Umpire State building
# The tree that was seen in the Lion King
== Famous Foods ==
Some of the best foods in the world are eaten in Big Pond. Particularly famed is their peculiar version of haggis, which is served in the stomach of a live sheep. Amongst other mustn't-miss delicacies, there is a strange red blobby thing that appears randomly in otherwise perfectly ordinary food. Dubbed Salmon-ella by the inhabitants due to the colour, it appears nevertheless to be perfectly safe to consume in small quantities.
category:Cape Breton Island
Category:Towns in Canada
Big Sandwich

thumb|right|250px|You want extra ham on that?
A Big Sandwich is somewhat larger than a standard 6" x 6" sliced loaf sandwich. Large bread is not all though, oh no, the Big Sandwich or 'Yarnosarus' or 'Yarnold Schwarzanegger' must contain a minimum of 3 types of Meat. The BSRC (Big Sandwich Regulatory Commission) state that "Cheese is a kind of meat, a friendly tasty treat" Therefore in the rules of Big Sandwich construction it as seen as a given that cheese is one of the minimum of three meats. 
== Big Sandwich Regulatory Commission ==
The BSRC was founded in 1901 when Sir Blenderfist declared his oversized sandwich a "marvel" and "an affront to God" Blenderfist also described the day (Wednesday) to be forever referred to as "Big Sandwich Wednesday" 
Blenderfist went about establishing a team of Big Sandwich Officers, he toured the world finding the finest meats, finest cheeses, largest breads and most importantly Big Sandwich eaters of great knowledge. The BSRC was officially recognised by the British Crown on November 2nd 1904. 
== Rules & Regulations ==
*A big sandwich should contain a minimum of 3 meats (Cheese is a kind of meat)
*A big sandwich must measure at least 12" along one axis
*A big sandwich eater must fully eat his/her whole sandwich to fully appease God
*The construction and building of a big sandwich must be taken as seriously as a precision piece of engineering and as passionately as a piece of art.
== Terminology ==
Since entering the 21st century new terms to describe a big Sandwich have emerged, below is a list of some of the names and any explanation available:
*Yarn - The term yarn originated in the South of England, the term loosely applies to a Big Sandwich but more refers to any size of sandwich that is of particular quality.
*Yarnosarus - Specifically referring to a Big Sandwich which is dinosauric in proportions. 
*Yarnold Schwarzenegger - This term was first coined in reference to the sheer size of Arnold Schwarzenegger, and how his stature as a human being is similar to that of a particularly meaty, no foolin', not-messing-around large sandwich.
*Sub - This term was created by a company who tried to cash in on the Big Sandwich, but ended up creating the largest bastardisation of a food ever.
*The French Duke Napoleon Super Bastard - This refers to a classic Big Sandwich, when the crafter cuts a French loaf into two slices and proceeds to construct a sandwich without cutting the loaf into separate sandwiches. The French Duke Napoleon super Bastard requires some skill to hold and "an Iron stomach to consume" -Brian Blessed
== Consumption ==
The consumption of a Big Sandwich should alter the eaters voice, it should sound like something is lodged in the throat due to consumption of so much bread and meat. When eating a Big Sandwich one should always keep it as one piece, never slice the Piece into smaller pieces.
It is considered extremely rude to not finish a Big Sandwich, some would say you are a big poofter-nancey-French-boy if you cannot complete it.
== See Also ==
*Sandwich
*Arnold Schwarzenegger
*Meat
Category:American cuisine
Category:Food
Big Thunder Mountain

Big Thunder Mountain is a high summit located within the Frontierland nation of the Disneyland Confederation. The native Frontayuga people of Frontierland call Big Thunder Mountain Diledó-Pelé and regard the mountain as sacred. According to Frontayuga myth, one day long ago, the sea goddess Diledó had been abandoned by her lover, the sun god Firocomídmé. Lonely and distraught, Diledó gathered rocks from the sea and piled them high upon the land. She sat than sat on the pile and stimulated her nether regions by bouncing up and down. In the ensuing throes of Diledó’s self-stimulated passion, the whole earth shook. The violent shaking formed the mountains of southern California. The pile of rocks that Diledó had made as a sexual aid became Big Thunder Mountain. Most visitors to Disneyland are not told of this myth.
== The Old Mine Trains ==
However some visitors to the mountain stumble upon the old ore loading station. They ride the trains over and over until their faces melt off and they die in the heat of the desert. Some common causes of death are Being eaten by Dinosaurs, Trains crashing on sharp turns, Cannonfire, Rockslides , Cave-ins and Gunfire. Often times stampedes occur across the tracks and into the engines. After that they die. 
Sometimes people jump off the trains due to sheer boredom and lack of scenery. 
== Cumulus B. Isobar ==
Cumulus B. Isobar is the Rain Maker in these parts of the federation. He came here maybe ten years ago in a thunderstorm. Now he and his mule attempt to pan instead of creating rain. I believe that you should avoid him and the crazy in the bathtub. Now you just leave him alone and ignore the trains slow speed. It really feels fast, Kind of like Space Mountain!!!! Yippee let's go ride it again..
Category:Disney Places
Biggleswade F.C./Interview 1

We catch up with a newly reconstituted Johnny Whyddle in a sunny graveyard on the outskirts of Luton. He's looking quite fit, but of course that's the effect of Uncyc's patented reconstitution process. 
Uncyc: Hello, Johnny. How does it feel to be back amongst the living?
Johnny: Cor. Well it's a surprise, aye. Me mouth is a bit dry, y'know.
Uncyc: Have a sip of water. We are now in the 21st Century, Johnny! What do you think of that?
Johnny: You don't say. Amazing.
Uncyc: Yes, we reconstituted you from the dead because we want to ask you, one of the really great Hedgies, how the game has changed in the century since you thundered down the pitch brushing Sheffield defenders back like blueflies.
Long pause
Johnny: Well blimey that's a feckin' thick notion innit.
Uncyc: Erm, what?
Johnny: I bin dead the whole time, ain't I.
Uncyc: Yes, but...
Johnny: I ha'n't bin watchin' much football whilst reclinin' on me back six foot underground, mate.
Uncyc: Yes, yes, but you see...
Johnny: I ha'n't bin watchin' any football. They could be playin' it with aeroplanes now for alls I know. Now, you could ask me about how the worms have changed in 100 years. 'Cos I bin keepin' me eyesockets occupied with watchin' them, all right. I bin a-reclinin' there on me back, slowly and unpleasantly decayin', watchin' the worms crawlin' back and forth through th'ole graveyard mould. I bin just layin' there a-studying their crawlin' technique. 
Uncyc: Uh, really.
Johnny: Yes, I have. They're quite int'restin' you know. They got a side-to-side sinusoidous sort of crawl, and they got a sort of blodgy thicken-and-stretch-out crawl, and they do a sort of special slime-oozing crawl when they got the horn.
Uncyc: Can we talk about football?
Johnny: You talk about football if you want, mate. I sort of lost my int'rest in the game several years back. About 70 years ago it was, aye, when me feet rotted off at the ankles. 'Johnny', I says to meself when I felt me feet fall off, 'Johnny, you face the fact, now lad: you ain't never gonter kick no football any more.' I says to meself, 'Johnny, th'ole game is buggerall as far as you're concernt. You find yourself another int'rest, me lad.'
Uncyc: I'm afraid our -- er, your -- time is up...
Johnny: And that's when I started studyin' the worms.
Uncyc: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
Johnny: And I find the worms quite fascinatin', you know...hey! That tickles. What's happening? 
Uncyc: Reconstitution is temporary, I'm afraid, Mr. Whyddle. And so we reluctantly say goodbye to one of Biggleswade's truly timeless players, as he trickles bit by bit back into his grave...
Johnny (trickling away): I thought I was come back for good. You buncha rotten wankers.
Category:Footballcategory:Interviews
Biggleswade F.C./Interview 2

It's a cloudy day at Perth. We're standing on a beautiful mossy bluff overlooking the River Tay. Developers have been drooling over this site for decades, but it's a graveyard and they can't have it. We're here to speak to the Scots hard man and poet, Jackie na Skarfs, newly reconstituted from the dead for this interview.
Uncyc: Hello, Jackie. And welcome to...the 21st Century!
Jackie: Tha 21st Century? Ye doon say.
Uncyc: Yes, indeedy! We'd like to ask you about your role in the great Hedgehog triumph of 1927-28, and how that set the team on the path to the future.
Jackie: That's all verra wall, boot have a look at tha picture thur. 
Uncyc: What picture?
Jackie: Tha picture ta tha roight, woot's got the legend "Jackie na Skarfs in traditional dress" and all, thet's tha picture.
Uncyc: *sigh* What about it?
Jackie: Thet's noot me. Tis naught but a racialist joke photo. It belongs ahn a comic poostcard, ye puerile pudding-faced sassanach git.
Uncyc: OK. OK, it's not you. It's just a pic we found on the Internets. Geez. Can we get back to the great Hedgies team of the late Twenties?
Jackie: Naw here's anawther trouble. Yurr makin' me sound loik a wooden Scotsman oot a tha foonypapers. Ye had best stoop it roight naw or I'll knack yer face aroond to tha wrong side o' yer head and ye'll have ta walk backward ta see whur yurr goin'.
Uncyc: Shit! It's just written in dialect! Can't we get on with the interview?
Jackie: I speak the Queen's English with a mild, almost imperceptible accent. I mean, I was educated. I wrote poems. I wasn't an ignorant highland dunce who just happened to have the legs for a game of kickball. Bend an ear to this:
 
::Down the crooked cratered road
::the lorries bear away the dead, 
::and from the trenches at the crest
::all but the rooks have fled. 
How's that, eh? From "1916: A Song for Courcelette". 
Uncyc: Well, educated you may have been...but you did fancy a coney now and then, right?
Jackie: There's naught wrong with an occasional coney!
Uncyc: Not before you got them there wasn't nothing wrong with them. It was after that they developed their troubles, right, you pervert?
Jackie: I'm gi'in ye a warnin' stroight, ye filthy fecker, I'll knack yer face in!
Uncyc: Oh, now we've got a proper Scots accent! Well we are so sorry, Jackie na Skarfs, but our time for this interview is drawing to a close.
Jackie: Roight, well, yer baggin' fur it now...Shite! Too late.
Uncyc: And as the great Jackie na Skarfs deconstitutes back into his grave we can only salute this magnificent early Hedgie footballer...and coney-molester.
Jackie (from out of grave, very muffled): Yer a lyin' sassanach barstid!
Category:Footballcategory:Interviews
Biggleswade F.C./Interview 3

The trains clatter in Kensal Green station and traffic snorts and hoots along Harrow Road. We're here at this London graveyard to talk with Byron Bridlevale, onetime Hedgie and casualty of the fierce battle at Arecibo. We want to find out how the tragedy of WWII changed the course of Biggleswade football.
Uncyc: Welcome, Byron. 
Byron: Hi. 
Uncyc: How do you feel, lad?
Byron: Bit hollow, you know. 
Uncyc: Here, have a fairy cake. Now, you played on the Hedgies right up to the cancellation of British football at beginning of the 1939-40 season. 
Byron: Righto. Hey, that cake I swallowed is falling out my shirtfront!
Uncyc: Erm, never mind that. What was the mood at Biggleswade as the 1937-38 season wrapped up?
Byron (pulling up shirt): Crikey! I got no stomach!
Uncyc: Well, they never found that bit after the bomb went off. 
Byron: I got no insides at all! No wonder I feel empty -- I am empty. You... How did this happen?
Uncyc: You didn't realise?
Byron: I've been laying there, calmly and quietly waiting for the good old Lurd to snatch me up to Heaven. I haven't been concentrating 'specially on inventorying my internals. I haven't been tallying them up you know.
Uncyc: Can we talk about 1938 and the Hedgies now?
Byron (poking about inside his shirt): I'm missing everything from the lungs down. Migawd. It's 'orrible. Makes a chap feel frightfully sickish, you know. Feel like chundering.
Uncyc: Ha ha! Won't do you any good -- you've got nothing to chunder with!
Byron: You dam' rotter. 'Tisn't funny.
Uncyc: Uh, no, of course not. We're going straight to Hull for saying that joke. Not funny at all. Um, now, your mates at the time -- Softbrayne, Pinfancie, Nards -- how did they think the outbreak of hostilities would affect their careers in football?
Byron: Well now I didn't count on getting blown up now did I? Bloody impacted my career, I tell you. Impacted more than that. You know I only ever had that one girl, the dark one at Hispaniola. And she had no teeth. And no hair. And all the other fellows that come through the barracks, they had her too.
Uncyc: Don't whinge. We're here to talk about football, not your onetime love life.
Byron: You really are a rotter, you know? 
Uncyc: Listen, we've had a hard day. Last interview we thought that Scots bastard was going to rip us a new one.
Byron: Well people don't always want to talk about what's on your bloody mind. Chap's got his own problems. You don't realise.
Uncyc: We're only doing our job. Can't you say something about the Hedgies?
Byron: Piss off. It's not all about you and what you want. You cunt.
Uncyc: Yeah, well, and so we're right out of time now. I hope you're happy. Any last words?
Byron (starting to deconstitute and trickle back into his grave): Just...like, if anyone ever finds any scraps of my, you know, my internals...?
Uncyc: I'll have 'em airmailed home.
Byron (from inside grave): Righto.
Uncyc (very quietly, to themselves): Damn. Perhaps we should take a different approach.
Category:Footballcategory:Interviews
Bilabial trill

The voiced and voiceless bilabial trills are consonental sounds used infrequently in natural languages, but frequently in unnatural languages created by plebian anglophones who can't roll their r's. It is typically represented ʙ in the IPA.
==Features==
* It is trilled, which means your lips quiver as you speak its name.
* It is bilabial, or made with the kissy part of the mouth
* It's a sound.
*It is an oral consonant, and is made with the mouth, unlike other phonemes, such as the faciomanual percussive, which are made by other things such as the rectum or eyelids.
==Featreues==
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==Occurence==
The bilabial trill occurs very rarely in natural languages, however, it is a lot more frequent in constructed languages. This is because english speakers often find it hard to articulate any trills, and find it easier to just flap their lips around and call it a sound. These are also often syllabic, in conjunction with their paralinguistic usage in english because why not? Why not only include english sounds and not be creative?
Apart from paralinguistic usage in english, and usage in conlangs, the Bilabial trill is never used unless you are very cold. It is only used when you cannot think of a better trill to use. Why not try the velar trill, /ꭊ/ next?
==Occrenucce==
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Bilateral Agreement

A Bilateral Agreement is the secret sauce that gave birth to the art of negociating who, among two or more individuals, is right and who is wrong.
==Achieving Peace: The Tools Of Success==
When engaged in a civil conflict, gentlemen used to settle the matter in a court held by the King or, in his absence, in front of the local landlord. This had not always a satisfactory outcome, as it often led to a dramatic amount of pain for the object of the dispute. Indeed everyone remember mules having to be spliced in half so that each peon could claim proper compensation for someone's mule eating the grass on someone else property. And thus, with centuries coming and going, as technology evolved, those gentlemen came in the possession of new tools to assert their claim over such matters.
==Examples==
The correct way to conduct a Bilateral Agreement is to lay your arguments in pairs, hence the bilateral aspect of it.
===In Town===
thumb|none|400px|(Mad) Max Rockatansky has agreed with himself that the guy with knives is doubly wrong.
===When Traveling===
thumb|none|400px|Always carry your Bilateral Agreement with you. This truck driver was prepared: the car driver agree two hundred percent.
Bill

Bill is a common Lithuanian name. Bill can refer to the following: 
*Bill Clinton 
*Bill Cosby 
*Bill Gates 
*Bill Murray 
*Bill Nye the Science Guy 
*Bill O'Reilly
*Bill (son of God)
*Bill Bailey
*Bill Belichick
Bill can also refer to: 
*Killing Bill
*United States Bill of Rights
*Bill of Wrongs 
*Bill and Ted