Death (band)

Yes?
Is it about The Edge?
Look, I'm awfully sorry but...
WE ARE A DEATH METAL BAND.
WE ARE DEATH.
Yes well, the thing is, I'm having some children from Syria for school bombing this morning...
Who is it, darling?
It's a couple of Death salesmen of metal bands or something... I don’t think we need any at the moment.
Hi, I'm Roseanne. Well don't leave them hanging around outside darling, ask them in.
Darling, I don’t think it’s quite the moment...
Do come in, come along in, come and have a drink, do come on... it’s some people who sell wristbands. Do come in, please. This is the Demon King Ashmedai from Styx...
Hi.
And his loyal wife, Dybbuk...
Hi there.
And these are the Qliphoth‎, Samael and Lilith.
Good morning.
These are the salesmen from Death, Incorporated.
...
Well do get the salesmen a drink, darling.
The salesmen sell bands made of metal!
DEATH METAL.
Whoops, good luck taking those off, LOL...
ROFL.
So did you get to sell any bands around here, guys?
WE ARE A DEATH METAL BAND.
That’s about all they say... There’s your coffee, guys. Do sit down. We were just talking about some of the awful problems facing the -
LEPROSY WILL TAKE CONTROL AND LEAD YOU TO YOUR DEATH
Would you prefer tea? I’m afraid we don’t have any lemons. The strawberry's awfully good.
WE ARE NOT FROM A COMPANY.
Good Lord!
WE ARE DEATH.
Well isn’t that extraordinary? We were just spreading death only five minutes ago.
Yes we were.
You know, fucking around with souls... and spirits...
As my butt body, Samael here, likes to call it... or rather just... taking away their last breaths...
That's the best one, because it's so romantic...
Exactly...
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Ah no... obviously not...
Let me tell you Death people something...
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND!
Just one moment. I would like to express on behalf of everyone here, what a really unique experience this is...
Hear hear.
Yes, we’re so delighted that you dropped in, Deathlings...
Can I finish please...
Deathlings... how come head-banging does not mean cock-sucking?
Dear, if you could please just wait a moment...
Are you sure you wouldn’t like some hot cocoa?
Lilith, I’d like just to say at this time...
BE QUIET!
Can I just say this at this time, please...
SILENCE!!! WE HAVE COME TO PLAY FOR YOU.
...You mean to...
...SING YOU A SONG. THAT IS OUR PURPOSE. WE ARE DEATH.
Well it's a little early for that kind of racket isn't it?
I don’t see it that way, Sam. Let me tell you what I think we're dealing with here, a potentially positive learning experience...
SHUT THE FUCK UP! STFU YOU DEMON. YOU ALWAYS DISAGREE, YOU DEMONS, YOU DISAGREE AND DISAGREE AND SAY "THINK IT OVER" AND "ON THE OTHER HAND", WELL YOU'RE IN A DEATH SHOW NOW, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Death?
DEATH.
A music show?
A MUSIC SHOW.
Now look here. You barge in here, quite uninvited, growl at us and then announce quite casually that we're in a musical concert. Well I would remind you that you are a guest in this netherworld and...
BE QUIET! YOU SUCCUBI... YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING POMPOUS AND NONE OF YOU HAVE GOT ANY BALLS.
Can I ask you a question?
WHAT?
...How is it possible to hear the music and understand the lyrics at the same time?
.......
THE WALRUS!
Darling, you didn't believe that "Paul is dead" hoax, did you?
I'm most dreadfully embarrassed.
NOW THE TIME HAS COME. LISTEN. LISTEN TO US.
Chuck is dead! Chuck is dead! Chuck is dead! Chuck is dead! Chuck is dead!
.......
Just... testing. Sorry.
LISTEN TO US. NOW.
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