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Blood Hamburger/IF-87.998

===Appearance===
WARNING
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Hamburger is an unassuming figure, reminiscent of that classic 70s-era blaseball player everyone knows and loves. Some witnesses find their lack of eyebrows and fingernails unsettling, while others squirm at their too-sharp smile, or complain that they "look sort of squishy". Most agree that Hamburger is “pretty normal, I think”.
It is rumoured that Hamburger is actually made of raw meat, dripping with blood that spreads and oozes and oh god where is it coming from These claims are difficult to verify as the blood pouring from the witnesses’ eyes may have obscured their vision, and accounts vary wildly after blinking or looking away. These conflicts in appearance are reported more often just before Hamburger is up to bat. In one particularly disturbing account, “their human form just sloughed off, leaving a formless mass of bloody raw hamburger meat with eyes”.
Other Shoe Thieves players have mentioned similar encounters. Esme Ramsey notably said:
"Hamburger? Great guy, nice as heck and what a swing. Couldn't ask for a better teammate than 'ol Bloody Burger. Though you don't want to stare at him too long, or the, y'know. You've seen it? The blood.  Leaking out everywhere. Like a rusty bucket finally giving way. Like a river. Like...like an ocean...like the sky is an ocean of blood, and...and it's gonna start raining. It's--i mean, you've seen that, right?  It's just, ol' Hamburger. Great guy."
===Personality===
Hamburger has been described as “kind of boring”, mostly owing to their conversations revolving around the weather, laundry, and blaseball tactics. They have been working on the same blood soaked 1,000,000-piece puzzle for several years.
It is difficult to determine Hamburger’s diet. They claim to be vegan, and yet several people have seen them tearing into raw meat, moustache dripping with blood. So much blood, oh god- how can there be this much blood?
Blood Hamburger/IF-992.23

=== Pronunciation ===
Blood Hamburger has occasionally been heard to protest, "Guys, come on, it's pronounced Blude Hamberzher. It's European. Please stop calling me BLOOD HAMBURGER, that's super gross." The rest of the team, as well as management and announcers, appear to be finding it difficult to either receive or retain this information due to the constant noise, distractions, and dimensional shifts.
Blood Type

Blood Type is a Stat held by every player in the League, and was first introduced to Blaseball by Season 3's . Currently, a player's Blood Type is only cosmetic, though blessings that grant a Blood Type Modification to an entire team also grant players on that team the related Blood Type.
Players on a team with one of these Modifications will benefit from it regardless of their Blood Type, eg; A player with AA Blood will still benefit from being on a team with 0 No.
==Known Blood Types==
===Discipline & Expansion===
Blood Type	Modification	Granted In	Team 	Notes
A 	 	 	Charleston Shoe Thieves	-
AA 	 	 	Philly Pies 	-
AAA 	 	 	Dallas Steaks 	-
Acidic 	 	 	LA Unlimited Tacos 	-
Basic 	 	 	Hellmouth Sunbeams 	-
Electric 	 	 	Miami Dale 	-
Fire 	 	 	Hades Tigers 	-
Grass 	 	 	Boston Flowers 	-
H2O 	 	 	Canada Moist Talkers 	-
Love 	 	 	San Francisco Lovers 	Also held by the Oklahoma Heartthrobs.
O 	 	 	Baltimore Crabs 	-
O No 	 	 	Yellowstone Magic 	-
Psychic 	 	 	Houston Spies 	Also held by the Oregon Psychics.
===Short Circuits===
Short Circuits introduced two new possible Blood Type attributes, Strike and Ball. All previously-known Blood Types were still possible rolls for Short Circuits players; however, only the following four Blood Type Modifications were granted through Distortions, and the other Modifications observed during the Discipline and Expansion Eras were not present.
Blood Type	Modification	Granted In 	Team 	Notes
Fire 	 	Gamma 2, Season 1Gamma 3, Season 1	Mexico City Wild WingsMexico City Wild Wings	-
Electric 	 	Gamma 2, Season 1Gamma 3, Season 1	Yellowstone MagicBreckenridge Jazz Hands 	-
Strike 	 	Gamma 2, Season 1Gamma 3, Season 1	Baltimore CrabsNew York Millennials 	Only observed in Short Circuits.
Ball 	 	Gamma 2, Season 1Gamma 3, Season 1	Atlantis GeorgiasHouston Spies 	Only observed in Short Circuits.
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Category:Player Attributes
Blooddrain

Blooddrain is a weather condition first encountered in , after the ILB was dunked in the Blood Tub. 
During Blooddrain, players have a chance to siphon the blood of their opponents, stealing stars from a player on the other team in a certain stat.
== History ==
At the , the High Filter Decree passed, "resulting in the ILB getting dunked in the Blood Tub and surfacing reborn," as reported by The Blaseball Beat.The Game Band (6 Sep 2020). "Firefighters Win! Claim Everywhere is Chicago!" The Blaseball Beat. This resulted in the beginning of the Blood Bath, the formation of the Wild and Mild Leagues, and the onset of the Blooddrain.
The first time the Blooddrain gurgled was on Season 6, Day 1, when Yellowstone Magic's Annie Roland stole half a star in hitting from Baltimore Crabs pitcher Brock Forbes.
== Siphoning Occurrences ==
Known instances of siphoning follow:
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Category:Weather
Blossom Fiasco

was a player in the Shadows for the Philly Pies, and was with the team from the Endseason until Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Fiasco joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Philly Pies as the Pies' Underbracket Playoff Birth.
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Category:Playoff Births
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Boaz Ali

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Ali was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 Elections, Ali's Baserunning was boosted by as a result of the Jazz Hands' More Toes Amplification. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Bob E. Cagayan

is a lineup player for the Society Data Witches.
== Official League Records ==
Cagayan joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Society Data Witches during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
== Bob's middle name ==
No one is fully sure what Bob's middle initial stands for. Below is at least one guess. Bob welcomes all guesses to his true middle name.
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Category:Players
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Lineup Players
Bob E. Cagayan/IF-5747.4

=== Bob "Statistenger Egyptian Blue" Cagayan ===
Bob has taken up the role of "Statistenger Egyptian Blue," the youngest and most inexperienced member of the Statistenger's. While he has an untapped well of natural power and emotional support, he has yet to learn the full responsibilities and diligence needed to protect the justice and the peace of the Infinite Los Angeli.
Bob E. Cagayan/IF-90.657

=== Bob "Extrajudicial" Cagayan ===
Bob, a forensics scientist with the Society Data Witches Data Crimes Unit, is nicknamed "Extrajudicial" for their role within the New York Millennials v. Parker MacMillan III where they provided background forensic mathematical analysis to support the SIBR Council's witness testimony. Unfortunately, as this was deemed outside the scope of the court and math was subsequently banned, this became extrajudicial, hence the nickname.
Bobbie Disaster

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Records==
Disaster was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 Elections, Disaster's Batting was boosted by as a result of the Jazz Hands' Muscle Warmers Amplification. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Bobbie Faulkner

was a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 1. Faulkner previously played for the Mexico City Wild Wings.
==Official League Records==
Faulkner was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Mexico City Wild Wings after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 1.
On Gamma 1, Season 1, Day 77, Faulkner was traded to the Lift via Feedback, replacing Julio Rodriguez in the Lineup.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Faulkner’s batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles amplification, resulting in a batting stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Tokyo Lift Short Circuits Players
Category: Mexico City Wild Wings Short Circuits Players
Bobbin Moss

was a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from , Day 35 until Fall Ball. Moss has previously played for the Miami Dale.
==Official League Records==
Moss joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale on , Day 7 after the incineration of Logan Horseman.
On , Day 88, Moss retreated to the Dale's Shadows in exchange for Jode Crutch at the Miami International Arena via the .
On , Day 35, The Meadow stole Moss from the Dale and gave them to the Kansas City Breath Mints.
==Fan Works==
File:Bobbin moss.png|Bobbin Moss by probskay/idoldestroyer
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Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Bobbin Moss/IF-86.742

==Background==
Bobbin Moss, a Cuban genderfluid lupine, they/she/he, was employed in Miami as a club singer. They were born supernaturally gifted with impressive talent in every conceivable skill, excluding the splort of blaseball, which they were dreadful at. They earned fame participating in many competitive events and earning numbers of trophies in every one, although this activity seemed to slow in the months leading up to ILB recruitment.
A list of some of Moss's high-publicity achievements:
*Multiple victories on live trivia-based and talent-based glameshows. 
*Winner of the Moss Fight (self-proclaimed) (no elaboration) 
*Gold Medal in Hotdog Levitating Contest 5 years in a row 
*First place in a Pitblull Impression Competition, second place awarded to Mr. Wide 
*John Award's Award for Most Awards Held
==Joining the ILB==
Moss had reportedly snuck into the stadium upon seeing a spot open up in the lineup of their local blaseball team, the Miami Dale. She placed herself into the group's huddle and promptly proceeded to introduce herself to Mr. Wide, handing over a leatherbound resume 175 pages long. She earned a spot on the team by virtue of looking "legit enough".
==Career==
The press took an interest in the odd recruit. In one of many interviews, Moss shares, "Yeah, I could have gone pro in anything, but I already know I'm a star hlockey player, jluggler, chef, whatever..." They went on to detail a unique "infinite potential" inherent to the splort, being the one skill Moss has anything to learn in.
Eyes were on Bobbin Moss as the replacement for the team's strongest hitter, and Moss promptly disappointed. Despite this, his morale remained high. Moss is often seen practicing newly invented batting techniques during games to varying degrees of success, while still taking time for his other passions, including singing.
==Relations with Teammates==
In their free time, Bobbin Moss is known to go out of their way to spend time with teammates, engaging in many activities outside of blaseball. Liam Snail has made multiple appearances as a co-host on TV show "Painting With Bob Moss", Howell Rocha once appeared at an esplorts event receiving coaching from Moss, Jomgy Rolsenthal and Moss have collaborated on multiple videos for the YouTube channel "Jsauce", Sixpack Santiago has attended many marathon running events alongside Moss, Qais Dogwalker and Moss have collaboratively put on fire-spinning acts for community events, et cetera.
Bogan Pierce

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Record==
Pierce was first seen as a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 Midseason election, Pierce's defense stat increased as a result of the Eye Warmers amplification, resulting in a defense stat increase.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Bolt Beings

Bolt beings are tiny beings made of small mechanical parts (bolts, nuts, and springs being the most common) shaped like other living creatures. Common subspecies are bolt dogs, bolt birds, bolt humans, bolt wyverns, bolt octopi, etc.
== Creating a Bolt Being ==
Bolt beings are typically created by artists or sculptors in the Core. By assembling scrap pieces and small parts into the shape of a creature, the creator is able to infuse the bolt being with a small amount of mechanical life. The personality of the bolt being is dictated by the prevailing emotions of their creator at the time.
== Possession ==
Bolt beings, as constructs, serve as exceptional vessels for the non-corporeal people or spirits living in the Core. If one such person or spirit needs to affect the material world, they can briefly possess a bolt being to do so. It is currently unclear how much control bolt beings have over being possessed, but preliminary FRONT research indicates that they are capable of forcing out a possessing spirit with significant effort.
== Behavior ==
Bolt beings do not need food or sustenance to survive. However, since their personality is formed by their creator, most bolt beings are creative and driven to make and repair things. It is not unusual to find a bolt being collecting parts or trying to repair broken machines. Bolt beings are not very intelligent, however, so such repair attempts nearly always end with the machine more broken than before. Fortunately, bolt beings are unable to create other bolt beings, preventing a possible infinity paradox.
Category:Core Mechanics
Category:Core
Category:Core Bestiary
Bolter

The Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter, or Bolter, is the official mascot of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands as of .
Bolter is a large cryptid with a fondness for the slide trombone, typically encountered on the sides of steep mountains. Though rarely spotted and typically docile, Bolter has been known to careen down mountainsides to capture unsuspecting prey, as well as to extol the music of J.J. Johnson. It learned to play the slide trombone by listening to Llouis Slatchmo perform with his band at The Pocket. Bolter was discovered by the Jazz Hands during an offseason team-building hiking trip to the Rocky Mountains, during which it ate several blatboys. The Jazz Hands were impressed with its freeform musical stylings, however, and invited Bolter to be their official mascot.
As Bolter is too large to comfortably fit inside The Pocket, the Jazz Hands typically find a good slope of at least 45° near the stadium and set Bolter up there. From that vantage point, Bolter will lead fans of the Jazz Hands in the Jazz Hand Band Stand Chant, as well as other rally songs and improvisations on brass. When the Jazz Hands score a run, Bolter celebrates with a triumphant fanfare, assisted by brigades of volunteers in groups of 50 who operate the slide and mute on Bolter's behalf. 
Part of Bolter's mascot contract includes not eating players, fans, or nearby wildlife, but Bolter seems to be sated by being tossed the occasional Peanut. 
In the offseason, Bolter is a successful studio musician, contributing both backup instrumentation and solos for a variety of artists, producers, and bands. Bolter also frequently performs at local jazz festivals. Bolter has released a self-titled EP, Bolter, which saw mild success but was derided by the New York Millennials for being "too mainstream." 
==Fan Works==
File:MiniBolter.png|A Mini-Blaseballer of The Slide-Trombone Bolter, by 
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Category:Mascots
Category:Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Bones Piazza

was a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from the Endseason until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Piazza joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic as the Magic's Playoff Birth.
On , Day 86, Piazza joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Halexandrey Walton at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified . On Day 93, Piazza returned to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Rey Wooten at Yellowstone National Ball(Park), again via the Ratified Voicemail. During the , Piazza rejoined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Halexandrey Walton as a result of the Magic's will.
On , Day 49, Pizza retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Bonk Jokes at the Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified . During the , Piazza gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
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Category:Playoff Births
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Bones Piazza/IF-21.248

Bones Piazza is a belligerent trumpeter swan who lives on Yellowstone Lake. Piazza drew the attention of rangers and blaseball fans alike when he chased Halexandrey Walton off the field and into the shadows. Though Walton is a predator, the two animals found themselves about equally matched; Piazza made up for his lack of sharp teeth with pure sinew and spite. 
Piazza spent his career on the Magic causing trouble and being very intimidating. Eventually he retired to the shadows, where he continues his rivalry with Walton.
Bones Piazza/IF-61.339

While some new fans may have a hard time distinguishing Piazza from longtime Magic player Bonk Jones as they are both skeletal in nature, Piazza is reported to be the skeleton of a pine marten and therefore is significantly smaller. Additionally, Piazza is known for their ever present party hat, going as far as to duct tape it to their batting helmet when at bat.
Piazza was ecstatic to leave the shadows and join their team on the field. However, during their debut game, Piazza allowed their enthusiasm to get the better of them, attempting to use the grind rail to skip 2nd blase and immediately suffering a skateboarding accident while attempting a Blahja Blast. This led to them being tagged out. Piazza is an amateur skateboarder in their free time, making this all the more surprising, but they did not let this put a damper on their excitement, going on to hit several solo home runs in the next few games.
On Season 21 Day 88, Piazza suffered an extreme allergic reaction while playing at The Steakhouse. When asked why they had eaten the peanut if they were allergic, Piazza replied that they saw their teammates eating them and they simply wanted to join in.
In addition to skateboarding, in their downtime, Piazza runs a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast titled Roll Them Bones. Several teammates have made guest appearances on the podcast and notably teammate Jesús Koch has become a podcast favorite, appearing in three separate one-shots.
Bonito Statter Jr.

was a player in the Shadows for the Philly Pies, and was with the team from the Endseason until Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Statter Jr. joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Philly Pies as the Pies' Overbracket Playoff Birth.
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Category:Playoff Births
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Bonk Jokes

is a lineup player for the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Jokes has previously played for the Yellowstone Magic.
== Official League Records ==
Jokes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on , Day 39 after the incineration of Annie Roland.
During the Coffee Cup, Jokes played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a pitcher.
On , Day 95, Jokes retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Halexandrey Walton at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified .
During the , Jokes received and when the Magic were blessed with . As a result of becoming an alternate, Jokes's stats were randomized.
On , Day 49, Jokes joined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Bones Piazza at the Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified .
During the , Jokes lost the Negative modification as a result of the blessing.
During the December 2, 2022 Fall Ball, Jokes fell to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
During Season 2, Day 42 a Mage Umpire called Joke's Alternate during Solar Eclipse (Red) Weather.
== Fan Works ==
=== Fanfiction ===
For more fanfiction, see the Bonk Jokes tag on AO3.
*last call by waveridden - One last Yellowstone Magic card game night.
Animal-Skulls-Skeleton-Bone-715x646.jpeg|Bonk by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Image2.png|Season 11 rookie card by ChewyPudding#7060
Bonk by hatfights.png|ASL, by batfights
Bonk and glover by batfights.png|Learning about Weatherman, by batfights
Bonk and chorby by batfights.png|Making a friend with Chorby, by batfights
File:Three of Wands 🃏 Bonk Jokes.png|alt=Bonk Jokes depicted in yellow and red as the three of wands.|Three of Wandsby @birbteef
File:BonkJokes Tlopps Fall Ball.png|A Tlopps card of Bonk Jokes, by .
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Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Nominative Determinism
Category:Light & Sweet Electric Co.
Bonk Jokes/IF-13.1.12-D

===Ornithomantic Assignation===
====A scrap of weathered parchment is inscribed in ashen ink by the Augur's hand====
A collection of these notes was located in a file cabinet within the Yellowstone National Park Ballpark offices, all sharing a similar handwriting and purpose. Each note describes a member of the Yellowstone Magic, in synchronicity with a known reality counterpart, but as a particular species of bird. It remains unclear why the Augur is scrying these particular ornithomancies and what purpose they may serve, but the findings are dutifully recorded and cataloged when new ones are discovered. 
==== Scrying target: Bonk Jokes (Magic lineup, skeletal amalgamation) ====
Ornithomantic assignation: many disparate identities exist within the target, circling around the core, but the preferred presentation is as bearded vulture or lammergeier (Gypaetus barbatus) - a remarkable Old World vulture with a diet of bones.
Appearance is distinct within the shifting shadows that signify other identifications within the system. Massive bird of prey with 10ft wingspan, brown wings, a yellow-white face and underside, and a v-shaped marking of black down the face that meets and terminates beneath the lower mandible, with trailing feathers representing the nominative "beard." However, appearance also shifts to that of the skeletal system of said bird, with a low red glow within the skull. In periods of flux the bird shifts rapidly in shape. In my observations I have recorded a white-throated magpie-jay, a southern white-faced owl, a Blackburnian warbler, a tourmaline sunangel, and a ruddy duck.
Collective is silent, using their immense size as an intimidation factor in defense of their territory. Collective also engages in the activity well-known of the species: that of arising to great height with a large scavenged bone in talons, and then dropping it to fall upon rocks, where it may break apart into manageable pieces. The pieces are then retrieved on the ground and swallowed whole. In this case, the bones are integrated into the overall identifiable signature, and may indicate the creation of a new aspect. Said aspects may shift to become the primary presentation at times, but as the recording of each aspect's identifiers and habits will occupy far more than one evening, I shall abstain, and merely report upon the overall front that is presented.
Of important note is the ancient Greek name for this bird, which is ossifrage, a name which means "bone breaker." Of additional important note is that the ancient Greeks regarded the ossifrage as one of the few birds regarded as truth-tellers to the sooth-sayers.
Arachismic-legumic reactivity: unknown.
Sanguinicity: unknown.
Migration status: nonmigratory (as of yet)
Ley line attunement: osteogenic.
This one is a very new construct, assembled by the "Wise" in great haste. I have a great many suggestions for him, which he would no doubt spurn. However, he has overlooked the very important fact that his newest construct is-
The ink is too smeared to read beyond those words.