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Paragraph

Paragraphs are fun and interesting things to read. I love paragraphs so much that I am writing an article about them right now! There are lots of good things about paragraphs that you should know, and in this article I will tell you all about them. For example, most articles are composed of paragraphs. This is the sentence at the end of a paragraph.
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==Formation==
I don't like how this next paragraph is starting. I may go back and fix it later, but I probably won't. That last sentence was a self-reference, as is this sentence. Do you want me to make another self-reference? Didn't think so. That was a reference to you, the reader. As was that last sentence.
This is the third paragraph in this article about paragraphs. There are usually at least three sentences in a paragraph. There will be six in this one. You don't believe me? Trust me, I know everything about this article. That's why they call me the author Author.
==Structure==
Now we will talk about how paragraphs are made. There is always usually at least one main point to be made in a paragraph. For example, the author of this paragraph is always the brains behind it. Well, not if you count the author of this one. That guy doesn't actually have the required equipment. Just like me. I have just proved that it is possible to refer to myself in the third- and first-person consecutively.
==Validity==
This might be a really good article after I'm done. Maybe I'll win something? If I did win something, it would probably be a cookie. Cookies are made of dough. I, however, am not, since they're not paying me to write this. Of course, you aren't getting paid for reading this either. And if you are, I'll find out and let my one-eyed dog rip out your spleen. Or your throat. Or I'll just rip your spleen out through your throat and get it all over with.
==Reason==
Why am I still writing this? More importantly, why are you still reading? Well since I am still writing, and you are still reading, I should end this thing before it becomes a novel. What a novel idea, to stop an article from becoming a novel. I should write a poem about it, but I won't. I suck at poetry. I hope some of this is making sense to you because, unlike you, I'm wasting my time being productive, as opposed to just wasting time.
==Conclusion==
This is just about where I run out of things to say about paragraphs. If I was, at any point, talking about paragraphs. If I wasn't, then I just hope you got something out of this. Maybe I'll do this again sometime! It's been lots of fun, but we all have to say goodbye.
==See also==
*Sentence
*Run-on sentence
Category:English language
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Typography
Paranoia/The Real Truth about Paranoia

I don't have to tell you, you know it already.
There is no such thing as paranoia. 
It is all a concept made up by the psychiatrists to silence those few who are brave enough to tell the truth about the conspiracy to take over the Earth made by the lizard/pig men from the center of the earth/space, currently controlling the government,
edit: This is the government. There is no such thing as a lizard/pig man. Continue doing your surface dwelling/earth-ape business, fattening yourself while we prepare to cook your delicious disgusting earth flesh.
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!
... And this entire website is in fact a joke, and will soon be siezed by the FBI for evidence in a Child Pornography ring.
You have been warned.
Anonymous
== Tin Foil Hats ==
Look, it's the government, maan. They've got these black helicopters that like, circle round with their special brainwave-reading widgets... You're not even safe thinking inside your own head! They know man! Everything you ever think about, they know. The only way you can like protect yourself is like to put yourself inside a Farrady cage, but they're big and get in the way, so use a tin foil hat instead man! Go on! Do it now, before they land the black helicopters & break your door down! Man, do it now! I've made mine with wires I can hook up to a battery so it confuses the brainwave-reading widgets. It works! They've not found me yet, and if they ever come for me I can take them all down man! I'll do it!! I'll... hang on, someone's at the door... ARRgh HELP me THey've foudn me! THey're breadking doswn the door!! They're loi;
There is nothing to see here. Please carry on with your normal everyday activities. 
== Snakes ==
Are those snakes? Oh god, I hate snakes! Don't let them near me! 
 
That is not a bowl of spaghetti, I've seen what a bowl of spaghetti looks like alright! Those are snakes god damn it! SWEET JESUS, I'M COVERED IN SNAKES!!!! GET THEM OFF OF ME!!! OH GOD, OH CHRIST PLEASE HELP ME! NO MORE SNAKES, NO MORE!!!! Why did you tell the government about me and this page why why ???
This page is or discusses a loony and/or nutty conspiracy theory, which Uncyclopedia vehemently denies knowledge and existence of. The black helicopters arenot^on their way.
You must not be alarmed. There is no cause to worry. Just go to this page and relax for a while.
Category:Do not categorize
Parentheses

Parentheses ( ) (from Greek paren = round, thesis = thingies), also known as round brackets, curved brackets, oval brackets, or just brackets (or, informally, parens, or fingernails) are punctuation marks (more specifically, rounded brackets) used in the English language (in other words, they are found in no other language) for additional yet unnecessary information in writing without (in theory) disrupting the flow of main text. They may also be used for supplementary information, sources of anal-retentiveness for High-School English teachers, parenthetical citation (in writing where citations are necessary), and clarification of the possible plurality of nouns, such as "I burning your dog(s)". Additionally, a set of parentheses may contain parenthesis, like this: "A man inserts his penis (also known as a "cock" (which also means rooster) in slang) into the pencil sharpener." The set within the set (usually) can be substituted with brackets (you know, those [ ] things).
Any punctuation inside parentheses is independent from the rest of the text: "David (What a piece of shit that guy was. Seriously.) was the team captain back in high school." The only exception to this is the case where parenthesis are at the end of a sentence, in which case a period at the end of the statement within the parenthesis is not required (ending punctuation may be found after the parenthesis).
The number of parenthesis (within a parenthesis) may be infinite, but this is highly discouraged as it may lead to loss of focus on the initial topic. For example:
"Bob has a big (though not very long, it has some girth (too bad the same can't be said for his testicles (speaking of which, those things are hairy), which are like little peas (I hate peas) in a sac) which compensates for his stump dick).) penis." The initial topic was about squirrels.
In mathematics, parentheses signify a different precedence of operators and can represent a binomial coefficient (whatever that stuff means).
==See also==
*Period
*Sentence
*Paragraph
*Comma
Category:Self-referenceCategory:Language
Parents

Parents might refer to the following:
*mom
*dad
*your mom
*your dad
*father
*mother
*mummy
*Codeine's mom
*Evil
It probably doesn't refer to the following, but who knows:
*this guy
*that guy
*that girl
*nobody
*Oscar Wilde
*the pope
Maybe you were looking for your family.
You may also want to know how to deal with parents.
eo:gepatroj
Pariah

Pariah is a first-person shooter produced by Cowphobia, in which the player controls super-PAKYUE and sets on an adventure to kill the mad female killing Cow from Mars. There are a total of 2234.76 different types of weapons available including the farting gun, methane choker, and the flammable bamboo trap. There are 3.4 stages in the game, and every level features a panda-boss, hyper-freak female cows with powerful bamboo spears. the last boss (level .4) has a blow-up-de-haystack grenade, killing the player upon contact.
EE & Company, the distributor of the game, has denied crictism comparing the haystack spears to Britney Spears.
== Algebra engine ==
The game stimulates 3D environments by using the new algebra engine, which works by solving extremely complicated algebra questions.the inventor of this engine is mdm ng
Examples are:
the character turns right
: v_\mathrm{right} = \sqrt{ \frac{(1+e)\mu}{(1-turn)a} } \,)
the character shoots
:\Omega =\arccos { {n_{weapon}} \over { \mathbf{\left |n \right |}}}\ \ (n_{shoot}\ge kill);
the character buys a panda-porn magazine
:c^{buy} {d \tau}^{cow} = 
\left( {money} - \frac{r_{s}}{porn} + \frac{r_{Q}^{2}}{r^{2}} \right) c^{2} dt^{2} - \frac{dr^{2}}{1 - \frac{r_{s}}{r} + \frac{r_{porn}^{2}}{r^{2}}} - r^{2} d\theta^{2} - r^{2} \sin^{2} \theta \, d\varphi^{2}
== System requirements ==
a computer, with the following-
* 8942 TB RAM
* Windows 8900 or higher
* 84 inch LCD screen (recommended)
* a black keyboard and a white(but not furry) mouse
* a scanner
also requires-
* a photo of a killer chec han
* 2 hands, with 5 fingers each (preferably the player's)
* your mum (optional)
* a TimeOut
 
===How to install===
Unfortunately, the game does not include an installation wizard from h-aystack-ogwarts, so you have to install it yourself.
#first, scan the photo of the killer panda into the computer. your mum might come in handy here.
#next, delete the scanned photo.
#third, do the first and second step over and over again until your recycle bin is full.
#fourth, by then, your mum's fingers would have already been sore.
#fifth, have a TimeOut
#sixth, kill your mum.
#seventh, your mum's ghost will haunt the computer, disguised as the game.
#eighth, enjoy the game!
== Characters ==
* female killing cows
* super-PAKYUE
* professor EE AH
* chocolate cakes
* ch_ch (stage 1 boss)
* checkhan@cow=me! (stage 2 boss)
* cowdy (stage 3 boss)
* tan cow/chek han (secret stage .4 boss)
* chowng wee ( bonus stages boss)
Category:Computer Games
Paris Hilton (Cylon)

:This article is about the Paris Hilton (toaster). For other definitions of the term Paris Hilton, see Paris Hilton (disambiguation). Or you could invade her house. I want to!
Cylon Paris Hilton (or Cylon Model 69), is the child of Cylon Model 6 and Gaius Baltar. Of course, the fact that Cylon Model 6 exists entirely in the head of Dr. Baltar posed some problems, so they artificially inseminated that Sharon Model somehow. Of course, Carl "Helo" Agathon thought the kid was his. No no, Carl. Immaculate conception!
== The Beginning ==
The Paris Model was born in the Battlestar Galactica Infirmary. Doc Coddle was smoking at the time, as he usually is. Hehe, fool.
Being genetically blessed, (shall we say blessed?), with special Cylon Uber Genes, she grew rapidly, and being the daughter of the Beautiful, Vivacious, Sexy, and Gorgeous Number 6, she retained her looks, and managed to gain Dr. Baltar's ego.
== Cylons ==
Being impressed with her development so far, the cylons put her to work, beginning the downfall of the Colonial Fleet, SECOND COMING STYLE! Or maybe not. However, Model 69's poor acting ability got her detected, and thrown into the brig within moments of her sleeper program initialising.
In an attempt to rectify the mistake, Cylon agents attempted to implant in her an Intelligence and Talent chip, but the chip, requireing a certain amount of brain power to function, promptly imploded, turning the Model into a Horny version of it's former self.
== Existence on Earth ==
Cylon Model 69 went through a time warp which took her to 21st century earth, where she fell in love with a young vulcan (or whatever he is), Xaritix, then he woke up
== The Aftermath ==
After the downfall of Cylon Paris, the Cylons attempted to repeat the infiltration with a much more intelligent (though no less horny) model, Cylon Model 69 2.0 'Lewinsky'. 
Model 69 2.0 was much more effective at infiltrating the upper echelons of Colonian Command, but the amorous nature of the model finally showed through when it couldn't help but have a sexual relationship with the President of the Colonies, Laura Roslin. For all intents and purposes, the cylon dream of destruction of the human race was lost.
== See Also==
* Paris Hilton (person)
* Paris Hilton (hotel)
* Cylons
* Slut
* Charles Walgreen
* Commander Adama
* Tap
Category:Battlestar Galactica
Category:Paris Hilton
Category:Robots
Category:Cylon
Category:Tedious pop culture references
Park

Park may refer to:
*Theme park
==Places==
===United States=== 
*Central Park
*Fenway Park
*Yosemite National Park 
===Elsewhere===
*Auschwitz Theme Park
*Croft park
*Two Rivers Wildlife Park
==Other uses== 
===Buildings===
*South Park Institute
===Entertainment===
*Cretaceous Park 
*Jurassic Park 
*Nazareth Park
*Pleistocene Park
*South Park 
ja:公園
no:Park
pl:Park
zh:公园
Park Geun-hye

Disgraced disposed and corrupted ex-president of South Korea Park Geun-hye, daughter of controversial no-nonsense ex-president Park Chung-hee, was the erm, president of South Korea before she was deposed off due to a massive corruption scandal that involved Samsung and other corporations supposedly to have nothing to do with her. Now this person is not President or Vice President or even in the government. If you still support her, I will leave it to you to see how you will accept this reality. However, it is also okay to pay homage to those who led this person's impeachment.
==Impeachment==
On March 10, 2017, at around 11:21 pm, Park was dismissed by the vice president. Now she became a vice president at the Seoul detention centre. Her confinement number is 503, which means the service is unavailable if hit by an HTTP status code. This indicates that the net Siri service is no longer available.
==See also==
Category:Koreans
Parody

In contemporary usage, parody (otherwise known as a pisstake) is a form of satire that try to imitate another work of art in order to ridicule it but miserably fails. When the attempt to ridicule doesn't fail, it's called plagiarism. Parody exists in all art media, including literature, music, and cinema. It is notable for being significantly better than only oneD.
It is also a recent philosophy among the Intelligentias.
==Examples==
===Politics===
*Satan is a parody of Marilyn Manson.
*Marilyn Manson is a parody of Rasputin.
*Rasputin is a parody of Satan.
*George Washington is a parody of Sir Winston Churchill.
*In soviet Russia, truth is parody of you!
*Gordon Brown is a parody of a sad face drawn on to somebody's scrotum with crayons.
*John McCain is a parody of John McCain.
===Entertainment===
*Twilight (book) is a parody of Harry Potter.
*Batman is a parody of Superman.
*The Beatles were a parody of Britney Spears.
*Beethoven was unfortunately also a parody of Britney Spears.
*Chuck Berry is a parody of AC/DC.
*Kim Possible is a parody of Jimmy Buffet.
===World Wide Web===
*Wikipedia is a parody of Uncyclopedia.
*Apple.com is a parody of Orange.com.
===Science & technology===
*The Moon is a parody of Earth.
*Astronomy is a parody of Astrology.
*Television is a parody of Cinema.
*Shouting is a parody of Mobile phones.
==Geography==
*Antarctica is a parody of Alaska.
*Aruba is a parody of Jamaica.
*Chicago is a parody of Toronto.
*London is a parody of Paris.
*New Zealand is a parody of Australia.
*Paris is a parody of Rome.
*Rome is a parody of Moscow.
*San Francisco is a parody of Vancouver.
*Tokyo is a parody of Hong Kong.
==Famous parody cycles==
===Countries===
*India is a parody of England.
*England is a parody of Canada.
*Canada is a parody of the United States of America.
*The United States of America is a parody of Australia.
*Australia is a parody of India.
*Sweden is a parody of Finland.
*Finland is a parody of Norway.
*Norway is a parody of Sweden.
===Flora & Fauna===
*Apples are a parody of Oranges.
*Oranges are a parody of Pears.
*Pears are a parody of Apples.
===Religion===
*God is a parody of Magic.
*Magic is a parody of Science.
*Science is a parody of God.
==Famous parody chains==
===Politics===
*George W. Bush is a parody of Bill Clinton.
*Bill Clinton was a parody of JFK.
===Fictional characters===
*Daring Do is a parody of Indiana Jones.
*Indiana Jones was a parody of Zorro.
*Zorro was a parody of The Masked Stranger.
*The Masked Stranger was a parody of Batman, Spider-Man and Scrooge McDuck's henchman.
===World Wide Web===
*Google is a parody of the World Wide Web.
*The World Wide Web is a parody of the Internet.
*The Internet is a parody of the Interweb.
*The interweb is a parody of the telephone.
*The telephone is a parody of yelling really loud to the guy across the room.
==Famous people who used parodies==
*"Weird Al" Yankovic
==See also==
*Parodymium
Category:Humour
Parodymium

Parodymium, often misspelled "praseodymium," is the 59th element in the periodic table, next to nobodymium. Its symbol is Pr. Currently it is considered to be one of the rare-earth metals, because most parodymium on Earth have been mined and it is rare to find unmined parodymium.
==Usage==
Most of the parodymium on Earth is used for Wikipedia, which parodies Uncyclopedia. As of October 19, 2020, the English Wikipedia has used 6,177,091 chunks of parodymium. There are only 34138 chunks left on Earth, and they will be used up in less than two months if the number of articles created per day stays constant. Due to this, astronomers are busy calculating the amount of parodymium in Saturn's ring. If there is enough for constructing 1 million more Wikipedia pages, they will send spaceships to collect the parodymium.
==Famous parodymium mines==
It may be surprising that the largest consumer of parodymium, Wikipedia, is also its largest producer. Wikipedia constantly recycles parodymium from deleted articles and use the recycled parodymium for new, better ones. However, the current rate of deletion is low compared to the rate of creation, so Wikipedia will eventually run out of parodymium anyway. When that happens, there will probably be a mass deletion. The best way to prevent it might be mining parodymium from other planets, such as Saturn.
In 1959, there was a Fa Mine in China whose main production was parodymium. Unfortunately, it closed down in 1961 because it could no longer sell parodymium, since the Great Firewall of China was to be established soon and Wikipedia found other sources of parodymium that did not need to cross the Great Firewall.
==Minerals that contain parodymium==
Aside from deleted Wikipedia articles, parodymium can be found in parodymites, which is actually made up of mites that parody minerals. When the parody-mites are dormant, they can live for hundreds of years without eating or drinking, assuming that they don't get mined by the greedy humans. Now, parodymites are on the brink of extinction because of overmining.
Parodymium is extracted from parodymite by burning the mites at 1000 degrees celsius. A gooey liquid would flow out from the parodymite. While the liquid is still hot, add some salt to it. Then, let it cool down. It would become a crystal, which, when ground, looks like salt. Now, put the "salt" into someone's food. The victim would become a parodymite. After a few hours, they would vomit pure parodymium. After five years, the victim would grow five years older, but everything else would seem normal as if they has never been poisoned with parodysalt.
==See also==
*Parody 
*Wikipedia
Category:Lanthanides
Parts Unknown

thumb|"...And there be monsters in those evile places. Monsters and ladies of the night," said the pirate. "So what's the downside?" asked the kid. "Arrrghh. I 'spose the downside be the lack of good hotels," the pirate replied.
Not much is known about Parts Unknown. If we knew a lot about it, it would be Parts Known, wouldn't it, Einstein? 
== A Brief History ==
For as long as we had known, parts unknown had been everywhere but the Continental United States, Alaska, Mexico, and Madagascar. After a long search, scientists found the country of Parts Unknown in the eastern of Europe. At first, they thought they were in Boréliana, so they called the citizens of Parts Unknown Borélians. That's why the language of Parts Unknown is called Borélio till today. After some of the scientists entered the the Snö-Desert, they've never been seen again.
I do know a little about Parts Unknown as I lived there in the 30's, but it may have changed since. Michelangelo
== Economy ==
We can only guess at the economy, which most assuredly is non-existent. We haven't found anything to support a currency for Parts Unknown, so must assume they trade in chickens and bovine, much like our ancestors. At least in the capital Üdenfurt exist some service bureaus. Beside that, most of the citizens spend their money to get wrestling tickets.
== Government ==
The form of government in Parts Unknown is a monarchy. King is Karl von "fuckin'" Üdenfurt. His deputy is his son Prince Berti II.
== International Policy ==
All of them, if they do exist, hate us for what we have, if they know we have it, and want it from us. In the event the uncivilized get to Parts Known from Parts Unknown, there will be war and there will be casualties in the millions. To be captured by the savages is like cutting out your own eyeballs and eating yourself, except now the savages are cutting out your eyeballs and eating you. No quarter will be given. Shoot first. Don't ask any questions.
== What to do if you catch a cannibal from PU ==
* Contact the authorities. 
* Wait for the authorities.
* DO NOT free the cannibal.
* Have a spot of tea.
* Upon arrival of authorities and disposal of the uncivilized, collect anything of value from the corpse, and be content, good citizen.
== See also ==
* Here Be Dragons
* Unknown
* Soviet Russia
* Mystery
Category:Geography
Category:Professional wrestling
Pascal's wager

Pascal's Wager is a bet placed by the philosopher Blaise Pascal against God. Blaise Pascal was born a while ago atop the Eiffel Tower in 1623 with the terminal illness known as "Being French" – which caused him much discomfort throughout his shortened life. Pascal's notable achievements include inventing the triangle and killing his father at the age of 19. 
Ironically, Pascal died after walking into a bar, whose barkeep asked Pascal if he would like a beer. To which Blaise replied "I THINK NOT" and he disappeared in a puff of smoke.
==Pascal's Zeusophobia==
Pascal, like many Americans and medieval peasants suffered from Peccatophobia (fear of imaginary crimes) Papophobia (fear of the pope) and extreme Deophobia (fear of God). Fortunately he did not suffer from Mythoraphobia and was not frightened by religion. Following a near-death experience at the hands of a horse, Pascal contracted Christianity due to his dulled sense of reality and skepticism following the accident.
==Challenges to the Argument==
=====Well it's not really believing is it? Is it?!.... Oi, you! I asked "IS IT!?!??!"=====
This challenge says that if you believe in God because of the potential gains or punishments you would receive for believing or not believing – you are a lying cheating heretic and you will burn in hell for eternity anyway.
=====What if you believe in the wrong god?=====
Why not some other god or divine being? The Flying Spaghetti Monster or The Teapot, for example.
Good question. And that is why Pascal is dead and we are not. 
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FIN.
Category:ReligionCategory:Philosophy
eo:La Paskala veto
fi:Pascalin vedonlyönti