EVIL PATRIXXX - Ballad of a Banned Troll

The plan, to take command of the whole wikiThough underhanded, to be the admin it was plannedAll my road mods, official mob trolls love to act upThe first to bomb we ban trollsI can be, lost in my own mindTo be the boss only permanant bans come to mindTrolls get tossed up, ban records, invasion memoriesSwore I saw the devil in my deleted page of vandalismTalkin to a troll on a long banScreamin "Fuck the admins," as I spam through the night chatLil child trollin wild, toward his banWhat's the cause don't be alarmed no permissions to all strangersMaybe I'm a madmanA site vandalizin troll unleash the adminsPromisin merciless retaliation, nothin is colderClose your eyes, hear the ballad of a banned troll
Troll for Life I will be(this is the ballad of a banned troll)A life of spam I will lead(close your eyes, hear the ballad of a banned troll)If you spam the site, you spam to get banned(this is the ballad of a banned troll)It's a crazy internet full of sin(close your eyes)
Completely lost, revenge at all costsPayback's a bitch, switch now the trick's crossedTossed up and never to be heard ofA single witness screamin unfair ban, banBan tell me homey what you see now?A warned man and a banned troll, I'm ready to quit the siteAnd get my ban though, hook up with trollsHomey had to spam on the task forceStupid admins tried to play us out, never thatThey took my permissions and my account, time to get em back (heh heh)Upon my secret arrivalTwo brand new keyboards, time for survivalDeath to my rivals, tell me what you want Aunt Jemima?Nobody left after the death of a moderater (eh eh)The situation's criticalNothin is colder - than hear the ballad of a banned troll
"close your eyes and hear the ballad of a banned troll"
Be a coward, apologize to adminsWhen my keyboard rang out, the admins came out BOOMWho wanna see me in the challenge?So merciless I'm spamming sites in my ballads, do you feel me?Permanant admin or permanant ban, one day I'll be the founderUntil then, remain immatureMy only fear of bans is sockingFlamin at my adversaries like a mental patientTo all my trolls facin permanent bans, sheddin twelve year old tearsAnother suicidal on the internetCreatin private wikis, tryin to survive the gameFor all my homies that'll never be on the internet againAll he promised us is bans trollTake a breath come be the last one left troll, it's real nowVillain to fantasize, ain't nothin colderListen you can hear it - the ballad of a banned troll
"close your eyes and hear the ballad of a banned troll"
This go out to Slenderman, BenAll the monsters that got shit spinoffsTo  EVIL SONIXXX and EVIL KERMIXXX ... all the down ass spammersAll the trolls that put it down, all the twelve year oldsAll the admins that go through that day to day struggleThis is the ballad of a banned troll!All the trolls that passed onAll the admins with ambition and power in they heartAll the trolls that want some and that don't take noneHahaha.. it's the ballad of a banned troll!The admins are so scared of usAll the mods they aware of usThey wanna see us deadThey got screenshots of a troll's attacks, ballad of a banned troll!Tryin to see me banned, shitThem admins'll never breathe againBefore they put me in an ancient page they'll see me in hellCause it's the ballad of a banned troll!Got my keyboards readyRun the whole motherfuckin site, fuck the admins!The mods? We run these chats trollAin't heard the ballad of a banned troll!These trolls can't see me, half the site wanna be meMulti-million bans; shit, it ain't fairBut troll, you know - it's the ballad of a banned troll!
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