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Amy Acker

Amy Louise Acker (born December 5, 1976 in Dallas, Texas) is an American actress. She was created in a laboratory by the U.S. government to be the most adorable caucasian female ever to walk the Earth. Though the original project was to create the most adorable female of any race, it was finally admitted by the project designers that no caucasian can be cuter than the cutest Asian, not even a caucasian genetically engineered for that purpose.
A recent report from the World Health Organisation has estimated there are at least 359,003 men worldwide who are still single because they had hoped to find someone like Amy Acker. The WHO report also notes that Acker is the only woman in her 30's known to be getting cuter with each year.
==Career==
Though her early career as a genetically engineered cutie took the form of a fulfilling life being dressed up in schoolgirl attire and sucking lollipops, she eventually escaped from the lab and eked out a passable existence ushering passengers through Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport and was paid in Taco Bell food.
While living on her own, she adopted a Jack Russell terrier named Wishbone who knew a guy who knew a guy and got them both parts on a television show for slow children. Though Acker got second billing to a dog, she later got revenge when she became more famous and stopped returning his phone calls.
After a number of small parts including an unfortunate turn in a movie written and directed by William "The Shat" Shatner, she was cast in the role of Winnifred Burkle on Angel. Playing a cutie, she found the role was perfectly engineered for a woman engineered to be cute.
The 2005 season of Alias marked her latest appearance as a television series regular. She played a villain in what was largely considered the most adorable portrayal of a baddie since Shirley Temple played the title role in Nosferatu.
==Personal life==
Acker is married with two children which qualifies her as a MILF. Her son was born with no fewer than two surnames in 2005, and her daughter was born in September of 2006, and just so we're clear, I call dibs just in case. As unlikely as it is that the marriage is a sham and she is having a torrid affair with sometimes castmate Alyson Hannigan, some still hold out hope.
==Notable Appearances==
* My Dream Last Night (last night) ... Herself
* Alias (2005–2006) ... Kelly Peyton
* My Dream The Night Before (the night before) ... Herself
* Some Movie by Shatner I Still Don't Care to Look Up (sometime) ... someone
* My Day Dream Last Wednesday (last Wednesday) ... Herself
* Justice Friends: The New Class (2005–2006) (voiceover) ... Huntress
* My Dream Two Nights Ago (two nights ago) ... Herself
* Angel (2001–2004) ... Winnifred Burkle / Illyria
* My Dream on September 4 (2006) ... Herself
* Wishbone (1995–1997) ... various
* My Dream Last Week (last week) ... Herself / Her Naughty Twin
* How to make mustard gas: a definitive guide (1984) ... Herself
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Amy Adams

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Amy Adams (born Amy Calico Adams; August 20, 1974) is an American actress and one of the most adorable people ever to live. After the release of Enchanted (2007), it officially became impossible for grown men to think about anything other than Amy Adams. Though her masterful performance in Junebug (2005) was noticed by many critics, and earned her an Academy Award nomination, it wasn't until Enchanted that the general public recognized how incredibly adorable Ms. Adams is.
Men who live with or are dating a regular woman were hardest hit by the realization of just how adorable Ms. Adams is. Ms. Adams can only be expected to marry one or two men in her lifetime, and knowing you are not going to be one of them can make life seem empty and pointless. While regular women have some good points, they simply cannot match the level of adorableness of Ms. Amy Adams.
"Why go on?" many men have asked themselves. It's a good question. Some therapists have noted that there is always a chance that a man might meet someone nearly as adorable as Amy Adams. It could happen. It's worth hoping for.
== Current Projects ==
Ms. Adams recently finished filming Julie & Julia in Astoria, NY. Much of the neighborhood where the movie was filmed still smells like her. The smell is sort of a cross between peaches and heaven.
==Pertinent Scientific Findings== 
A 2008 study conducted at the University of Michigan determined that Amy Adams would taste delicious. The study found that the most delicious spot on Amy Adams would most probably be her neck. (Edward Cullen tried, stating that it tasted like puppies smothered in sugar, drenched in chocolate syrup, with a million, bajillion rainbow-colored sprinkles all over it.)
== Personal Life ==
On Thursday, July 24, 2008, Amy Adams and actor Darren Le Gallo became engaged. There is now no longer any reason to live.
== Strategies for Coping in the Post-engagement Landscape ==
Experts say refocusing one's attention on actresses who are almost as adorable as Amy Adams may help men cope during Adams' engagement and probable marriage. Some men have had success reassigning their feelings to Zooey Deschanel (who was adorable in "Elf"). Others have found that, with effort (and squinting), they can trick themselves into feeling something for Isla Fisher ("Wedding Crashers"), who bears a satisfactory resemblance to Adams. 
==Level of Adorableness, by film==
*Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999): adorable
*Catch Me If You Can (2002): adorable
*Junebug (2005): adorable
*Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006): adorable
*Enchanted (2007): unbearably adorable
*Charlie Wilson's War (2007): adorable enough
*Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (2008): adorable
*Julie & Julia (2009): adorable
*The Fighter (2010): to be determined (probably adorable)
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An Article Written by Somebody that Didn't Read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid: A Retrospective

===An Article Written by Somebody that Didn't Read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid===
Taco Wiz 05:57, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
I'm reviewing this one. Nobody edit conflict me. 15:55, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
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An Emoji For How I Feel

There was a saying in the days when cyber citizens began using emojis and icons to communicate rather than a simple established language. The old saying was, There isn't an emoji for how I feel! but, with enough of those little pixels and colors, there WILL be.
Here are just a few, along with each one's traditional message.
==Explanation==
Rare and unique emojis. The idea here is that they can be used in other pages. Example; "Bob wanted to say something elaborate in the face of doom, but all he could manage to do was use an emoji before the aliens captured him." Get the gist? This page could be useful, although it's totally useless in a site that's contentfree.
==#1 The Annoyed to No End Emoji==
OMG! Are you serious? Really? You want me to explain it for you? What is this? This is so bogus. I can't believe it. What is wrong with you? (Note: There should be some kind of script to what the emoji is really saying here, but that's a job for bad lip reading)
==#2 The Eyes Rolling Emoji==
Yeah, whatever. I'm not getting into it with you. You obviously got no clue. I wasn't sent here to be your slave. Get knotted.
==#3 The What? Emoji==
What the hell are you talking about? I just don't know. Don't know, don't care. Beats me.
==#4 The I'm Gonna Be Sick! Emoji==
Don't bring that around here! I don't even wanna look at it! It's disgusting.
==#5 The I'm Not Saying Anything Emoji==
You go right on ahead and use that shortcut. YOU go into that dark house first. Ask the cook to bring you another one.
==#6 The OMG! HAHAHA! Emoji==
Oh that's rich! You make me laugh. That's the best one I've heard all week!
==#7 The WTF? Emoji==
And what about this home furnace, is it supposed to go to 5000 degrees like that?
==#8 The Laughing Little Yellow Bowling Ball With Arms Emoji==
An emoji signifying a well known abbreviation: ROTFLMAO! Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
==#9 The Cat's Priorities Emoji==
The cat emoji collection is vast, but no matter what's going on, the cat must prune and preen. The cat knows best. The cat's priorities are, in order: Sleeping. Cleaning itself. Puking. Eating. More sleeping. It's the emoji for the secret of a happy life.
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An Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment

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An Open Letter to the Cheese Growing in Between My Toes

From the Desk of C. Abal
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Dear whitish semi-translucent somewhat curdish looking substance,
:freeloading between my left and right baby toes and their respective next-door neighbours:
::Now look — I consider myself a patient man. Not Ghandi patient, or even Obama patient, but certainly more than Rush Limbaugh patient or Alec Baldwin patient. But your persistent and unwarranted existence is really becoming a source of irritation, both in a physically literal and a more abstract psychological sense. In no uncertain terms, I am demanding that you shove off immediately.
::Now I think it's important to consider that this relationship did enjoy an initial period of relative comfort and mutual tolerance. For the longest time indeed, I hardly noticed you, and even when I did, your existence was more of a curious kind of curiosity than the 24-hour torment which it currently is.
::I accept that I did not approach this as openly and honestly as I'm doing so now — and this is my shortcoming. Yes, it was wrong of me to begin lathering you excessively with medicinal soap and over the counter fungicide. Yes, that tolnaftate cream must have been unpleasant for you to endure. But most unpleasant of all was my lack of communication about the reasoning behind all of this.
::So I'm just going to say now what I should have said all those years ago — I'm not ready for this kind of relationship. I need to be my own man — for now, and perhaps forever.
:::Hoping you'll understand,
:::::- Me.
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An Open letter to Santa

Dear Santa,
I have never asked anything from you. Well, I don't believe you exist. I whistled at the proof that Santa doesn't exist. Besides you'd never fit in a chimney. 
But desperate times need desperate measures. I am as desperate as a pig being taken to a pork factory, I swear. I need you to exist, physics be damned. I need to write an apology letter to Einstein now, darn.
Ok, so here's the thing: I need a girlfriend. I dunno how to say this in Icelandic (I could use freetranslation.com, aber Es saugtwhich means "but it sucks" in German. Ah, why do I need to explain jokes...), but I assume you speak English (and read it). Otherwise just post this in some free translation thingy on the net. And if you're free, image search "Queen Elizabeth"... wowie!... (See? I'm so desperate...). Maybe I should also write an email to you Santa
Here it's again: I need a girlfriend. A girl who's my friend and who'd like me to bang her. No, wait, I move to strike that from the testimony... er... letter. I mean, I need a girlfriend. Hope you know what that means. That beard would've attracted quite some girls ;-).
Well, can anyone give such a simple request for Xmas? NOOO! People will be asking for world peace, or enlarged penises, or such. I bet you'll be proud of me for this. 
Well, what else? Oh, yeah, how's Rudolph? (Sorry, I don't know the other's names.) And how're the elves? Snow White? Oops, that's another story...
Have a nice Christmas. I know you can go faster than light. Must add that in the apology letter to Ein. And carry 321,300 tons. Go, Santa!
Your believer,
Anonick
P.S. Hmm... I don't have a big enough sock for a girlfriend. And I don't want Thumbelina.
Place her beside me on the bed, will ya? On second thought on top of me...
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An article that contains nothing but a square bracket

An article that contains nothing but a square bracket, also commonly known as the Square Bracket Islands, is a group of four islands, Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde, lying just outside the entrance to Yule Bay, 
Victoria Land. Discovered by Capt. James Clark Clark, 1841, who named the group for Me personally. Hooray! In keeping with this, US-ACAN has named some of the individual islands and nearby features for comedians who have worked in Antarctica.
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An article that is currently being made one character per edit

An article that is currently being made one character per edit (this article) is the most insane project in the history of Uncyclopedia.Which Uncyclopedia project is the most insane is actually currently the subject of an intense and grossly uncivil debate. It has a long history that is comprised of lots of edits. This is because of the fact that each edit has been made one character at a time. Of course, there have been several instances of vandals ruining the integrity of this article, and a few edits have been contested. Spaces don't count, as MediaWiki does not allow trailing spaces at the end of a paragraph.MediaWiki automatically removes trailing spaces when saving any page.
This may be because we want to break the edit history record, for we are the pinnacle of comedy.
==Pros and cons==
===Pros===
*It is a fun game to play... if you say so.This m 
*God likes it.
===Cons===
*It wastes a lot of server space.
==Why it exists==
Many have pondered the reason for why such an article needed to exist. The reason this page exists is that it is a somewhat fun minigame for bored Uncyclopedia editors who can't think of anything funny to write and definitely don't have anything better to do.
The end. Or is it? The truth is not as simple as that. Yup, I am schizophrenic.
==This article is not funny==
It was not trying to be. You should think of this as a brilliant and emotionally deep work of art, like Ecce Homo, or a thrilling social experiment, like abstinence-only sex education.
==Image==
This article currently only has one. Probably because using more images wouldn't fit the article's contents.
==I digress, this is funny==
You bet your ass this is! This is sure as hell fun! And painful. I think one of our editors went a bit insane over this thing. Do not question why I have over 9,000 Bee Movie DVDs. Okay, but I think people should stop making this goddamn sentence over several months. Actually, this is addictive. No wonder L10n has 2000 edits. Like, this might start a war!
Oh by the way, here's a random userbox:
Pretty cool, huh?
Yes it is!
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An assortment of speakers from every nation and religious background

An assortment of speakers from every nation and religious background, otherwise known as the PTA of happy happy fun school, are commonly known as the liberal's best friend. But don't take my word for it!
==The funny one==
I'm the funny one. Laugh at me. Now. Please laugh. Why aren't you laughing? No, don't cry! Oh, I'm bad at this. Cheer up, look I'll hit myself!
Ow! Do you have a cold compress? My vision's going blurry. Now it's all gone dark. Grandma?
==The serious one==
Look, it's Senator Bob Dole. Hello Senator Bob Dole.
==Senator Bob Dole==
Am I even Senator even more?
==Strona główna==
I am the polish builder, yes, and I make many moneys from the cheap house extension, yes, and I like the chocolate, no?
==The fat one==
The thin people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!
==The poor fat one==
The thin rich people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!
==The poor fat black one==
The thin, rich, white people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!
==The poor, fat, black, gay one==
The thin, rich, white, straight people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!
==The poor, fat, black, gay, ugly one==
The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!
==The poor, fat, black, gay, ugly, Muslim one==
The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!
==The poor, fat, black, gay, ugly, Muslim, pervy one==
The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish, normal people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!
==The poor, fat, black, gay, ugly, Muslim, pervy, dumb one==
The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish, normal, smart people are trying to drive us into the ghetto!
==The poor, fat, black, gay, ugly, Muslim, pervy, dumb, ghetto-residing one==
The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish, normal, smart, non-ghetto-residing people are trying to remove us from the ghetto and destroy our ghetto way of life!
==The thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish, normal, smart, non-ghetto-residing one==
You poor, poor person. Here, have a large concrete council estate to live in. And then maybe one day you can aspire to being as thin, rich, white, straight, attractive, Jewish, normal, and smart as I am. Wouldn't you like that?
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Ana Gabriel

María Guadalupe Araújo Yong (or Young), better known as Ana Gabriel (born 10 December 1955), is a Mexican singer of Chinese ancestry. She is famous for splitting eardrums the world over!
==Early life==
Ana Gabriel's maternal grandfather was Chinese. So that makes her one-eighth Chinese. Anyway, his name was Yang Quing Yong Chizon, but when he came to Mexico, he changed his name to Roberto Yong. Ana discovered her voice early on when as a little girl, she tried to impress other girls that she had a crush on. They didn't like her screams, but she studied the neighborhood cats for tips on how to get that piercing sound just right.
== Career ==
Ana Gabriel started her career in 1974,and she had great success. So in 1985, she put on a red dress and went to the OTI. For those of you who don't know, the OTI is a musical contest, sort of like the X Factor, except much cooler, which is held every year in Mexico. Whoever wins gets money and attention. Anyway, when Ana Gabriel was in the 1985 OTI, she got fifth place. She tried again in 1987... and won!
Due to her popularity with the LGBT community, Ana Gabriel has inspired many drag queens to imitate her look, the best known of these being Pável Arámbula. This comes in handy when Ana Gabriel holds a party of drag queen lookalikes once in a while, because this way she can confuse a male ghost that haunts her and won't take "I'm gay" for an answer.
==Personal life==
Ana Gabriel is single. She has an adopted daughter, Diana Alejandra, and two dogs, Jazz and Mia.
It is said that Ana Gabriel had once dated Verónica Castro, but it didn't work out because Ana was insanely jealous. That would explain why Vero has never been married...
==Hollywood walk of fame==
On 2 December 2005, Ana Gabriel got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Why did this happen? She didn't even do movies...
==Did you know?==
*In 2011, Ana Gabriel did a concert with Marco Antonio Solís.
*During that concert, she used a dress for the first time in quite a while.
*It was very colorful.
*She also used a purple rebozo.
*If you don't believe me, see the gallery.
==Pics==
File:Ana-Gabriel2.jpg|Like her cleavage?
File:Ana Gabriel 3.jpg|So pretty. You almost can't know that she is gay.
File:Ana-Gabriel4.jpg|Wearing a skirt, something she rarely does
File:Ana-Gabriel5.jpg|Wearing a pants-suit, something she customarily does.
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Anal Shredder

Anal Shredders are a rare hybrid between a Dildo and a Chainsaw. These strange tools can be used for a variety of purposes.
== Obtaining ==
Anal shredders can be found in the gardening section of a hardware store.
== Invention ==
During the Industrial Revolution, there was a demand from young horny men for a way to stimulate their Anal Pain Fetish™. From this demand, the Anal Shredder was born. It was developed by Adolf Hitler in his spare time at art school as he also had this Anal Pain Fetish™.
== Common uses ==
=== Fetus harvesting ===
Anal shredders are sometimes used to harvest the Fetuses from pregnant teenagers. Harvesting the fetus will kill the teenager. Fortunately for the teenager, this is not an issue as they probably wanted that anyway.
=== Bacon production ===
Alabama state laws require that pigs be turned into bacon using anal shredders.
The first step is to insert the anal shredder inside the pig's asshole. The organs of the pig will then be shredded into small pieces, and shipped off to a factory to be turned into bacon, similar to how McDonald's Chicken McNuggets are produced.
=== Sex toy ===
Here's a fun fact! Anal shredders can actually be used just like regular Dildoes, except that it is designed to turn the user's asshole gay by making it compatible with a Gore fucker's schlong.
Side effects may include; internal bleeding, Autism, Necrophilia, wanting to have anal sex with gay people, and finally Death.
=== Use by Nazis ===
As the anal shredder was developed by Hitler, the nazis used it as a torture device for specific people that they really didn't like. This was performed by inserting the device inside the victims mouth and turning it on, converting their face and stomach into a pile of goo. That goo was then used to produce a Wet Drink for young children to drink.
== See also ==
* Dildo
* Faggot
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