Broken keyboard

A.broken.keyboard.is.a.keyboard.that.usually.has.no.space.bar,.or.at.least.not.a.functioning.one.
Your.keyboard.is.probably.broken.because.after.your.computer.froze.you.got.really.mad.and.smashed.the.space.bar,.not.to.mention.you.then.smashed.it.over.your.head.to.see.if.you.could.get.it.to.work.again.Also.the.enter.key.breaks.as.well.
==How.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard==
A.broken.keyboard.is.a.very.annoying.device.because.without.a.space.bar.you.can.not.make.sentences.that.anyone.will.want.to. read.and.they.may.disregard.your.posts.and.stuff.like.that.and.you.will.be.very.sad..However.there.are.a.few.ways.to.fix.a.broken.keyboard.
===The.glue.method===
It.is.quite.easy.to.just.glue.a.keyboard.back.together.but.the.buttons.may.not.work.and.that.may.make.you.pretty.sad.
# Get.a.glue.stick.
# The.glue.stick.is.dead..Get.one.that.works.
# Put.glue.all.over.the.keyboard..Especially.on.the.M.O.R.O.and.N.keys.
# Try.to.type.something..If.it.doesn't.work,.repeat.step.3.
If.the.above.didn't.work.and.now.you.can't.type.anything,.try.another.method.
===The.electric.surge.method===
If.the.above.failed.there.is.still.another.method,.this.one.will.electrify.your.keyboard,.seamlessly.waking.up.every.key.
# First,.rip.the.power.cord.out.of.the.back.of.your.computer.
# Grab.your.trusty.glue.stick.and glue.it.somewhere.on.the.keyboard.
# Now.the.fun.begins..Put.the.keyboard.next.to.a.wall.outlet.and.plug.it.in.
# If.the.keyboard.gets.shot.with.electricity.and.the.lights.go.out,.it.should.work.again.
POOP!
==Broken.Period.Key==
If.you.cannot.repair.your.keyboard,.you.may.be.forced.to.continue.to.use.the.period.key.for.spacing.. It.will.eventually.wear.out,.though,.as.will.the.-.key,the._.key.and.every.other.symbol.key.
AfterSomeTimeYouMayFindThatYourOnlyOptionIsToBeginCapitalizingEachLetterOfEachWordForEmphasisunlessyou'rejustlazy
==BrokenSpaceBarDisorder==
BSBD,issomethingmanycomputerusersaregradualybeinginfectedwith.
Itrenderstheuserofacomputerunabletousethespacebareveragainintheirlife.
Iftheyweretodosotheywouldfalloveranddie.
However,sufferersofthisdisorderareperfectlycapeableofusingeveryotherkeyboardbutton.
Thoughthisisseenasrisky,asoneslipcouldtriggerafatalaty.
===Discovery===
Thediseasewasdiscoveredin2004whenagroupofsevenramblerstravelledEurope
Assomeoftheseramblersbegantousetheircomputersafterreturningfromtheirholidaytheyexploded.
Afterthefirstthreediedtheotherfourbookedthemselvesesinfortestingatalocalhospital.
Testswereranonthesurvivingfourtodeterminethecauseoftheexplosions.AweeklaterBSBDwasaregistereddissease.
Unfortunatelythesurvivingfourdiedwhilstintesting.
===Causes===
Althoughthisdiseaseisrelativelynewitisthoughtthemaincauseisoverexposuretothepope.
ThisclaimcouldbesupportedastheramblersmentionedabovepassedthroughVaticancity.
Itisthoughtthatbecauseofthepopesantitechnologystancehehasinfectedcomputeruserswiththedisease.
TheVaticandeniesallreportsandtellsitsfollowersthisisuntruealthoughitappearstobealie.
ThiswouldbebadforaVaticanspokesmantodoasforthistheywillburninhellforeternity.
===OvercomingBSBD===
Peoplewhosufferfromthisdiseaseoftenhavetofindnewwaystoovercomethedisorder.Theseinclude:
*Usingtabkeys
*Usingreturn
*Using_underscores_as_shown_here
Sofartheonlycureistoshoottheuserofthekeyboardandhopetheydie.
Thiswouldstoptheproblempersisting.ThisisalsoknownasPEBCAK.
===Symptoms===
Therehavebeennotedtobeveryfewsymptomstobrokenspacebardisorderoverthantheobvious.
Howevertheyareasfollows:
*Gradualdisapearanceofthethumbs.
*Newfoundalergytocows.
*Suddencravingstoeatgeeseeggs.
===Otherspacebarrelateddiseases===
AlthoughBSBDisseenasacursebymanysuffererstheredoesappeartobeanadvantage.
NolongercansufferersbesubjecttotheterriblehardshipsofAlternativeSpacesSyndromeorA.S.S.forshort.
Thisiswhereeveryalternatespacedecomesaquestionmarkorinsomecasesthewordcarrot.
NorcantheyexperienceUnnecessaryGapDiseaseorF.T.P.forshort.
Thisiswherethesufererleavesspacessplittingupasinglewordorinsomerarecasessplittingaletter.
arrrrghhhgsofuckingannoytingthedamnpackebarwontwork,thissisnotfunny,,itsstatringtopisssme off. oh good the sppppace bar is wooooorkiing.
==My Keys kkeep getting sttttttuck==
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Sure chum! Just remove the key and clean it, if that is not enough lubricate the key with a qtip and a quarter drop of edible household oil.
Make sure it tastes like nothing, that means it's refined and will never become rancid.
Remember to keep that key clean, as bread crumbs might jamm the key again.
Category:Diseases