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Alexandria Rosales/IF-87.445

=== True Name ===
Though the details of the incident that led the Spies to recruiting Rosales are classified, at least one eyewitness report suggests that, on the moment of the sword's activation, the blade began to glow with inscribed runes. These runes spelled Alexandria Rosales—the name they chose for themself—in a forgotten tongue. Despite the language being long dead, anyone who looks upon the runes knows for certain that they spell Rosales's chosen, true name, and that no other name will suit.
Alford Straw

was a lineup player for the Philly Pies, and competed in Gamma 2. Straw has played for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
==Official League Records==
Straw was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 Elections, Straw's Baserunning was boosted by as a result of the Jazz Hands' More Toes Amplification. 
On Gamma 2, Season 2, Day 15, Straw was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Straw was replaced by Maria Lin. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Category: Philly Pies Short Circuits Players
Algebra Goldberg

is a shadows player for the Society Data Witches.
==Official League Records==
Goldberg joined Internet League Blaseball as a shadows player for the Society Data Witches during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
==Background==
Goldberg was hired by SIBR as a result of a mix-up surrounding her name. In dire need of a mathematician, SIBR offered her a job mistakenly assuming that she was a mathematical entity like Math Velazquez. She now works at SIBR as a statistician despite being notoriously bad at math. When asked why they did not fire her, higher ups at the company stated, "We think she has the potential to achieve [REDACTED]." It is not known what Goldberg does on an average work day, but coworkers report that she is often seen at late hours of the night tinkering with dominoes. 
She is infamous for making nonsensical graphs using Google Sheets, affectionately referred to by her coworkers as data crimes. In truth, there probably isn't enough data on them for that title to be accurate. The confusing graphs are generally assumed to be the product of Goldberg's incompetence with Google Sheets, but what she is trying to do in the first place remains unclear. 
She possesses a surprising talent for making Rube Goldberg machines, which she sets up around the office to do tasks such as pour a cup of coffee or open a cabinet. When asked about this skill, she told reporters that "Rube Goldberg was [her] grandpa". This statement was later determined to be false.
==Personal Relationships==
According to her coworkers, Goldberg is a "lovable weirdo" and "has a really cute cat". She does not seem to be especially close with any of her colleagues, and she generally spends lunch breaks alone in her office. It is rumored that she has begun to develop a friendship with Cindy Wu, but Goldberg has stated that she does not know if they are friends or not. 
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Category:Players
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Shadows
Aliyah Sari

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 1.
==Official League Record==
Sari joined Internet League Blaseball as a Lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias at the start of Gamma 1.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Sari's batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles decree, resulting in a batting stat increase.
The Gamma 1 Feed was revealed to Fans on October 26th, 2021, revealing Sari's history.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Allis O'Houlihan

was a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 2 until they were Incinerated on Gamma 2 Season 1, Day 75. 
== Official League Record ==
O'Houlihan was first seen as a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
On Gamma 2, Day 75, O'Houlihan was incinerated and replaced by It Baptiste.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Tokyo Lift Short Circuits Players
Alternate/Entry-01.001

====Entry 01.001 - The Parsimony Postulate====
Alternation events within Blaseball have expanded significantly in scope since the idyllic heyday of the Discipline Era. In modern Blaseball, it seems barely a season goes by without one Team or another experiencing a raft of Alternations at once. While this may force an Alternated individual's loved ones (e.g. friends, family, and most importantly, Fans) to come to terms with feelings like "loss", "grief" and "contemplating the daunting nature of infinite realities", for 95%citation needed of events, there is no cause for alarm.
 has shown that during an Alternation event, realities "pair up" in a way that prioritises similarity between pairs, allowing for a new arrival with few - if any - differences between their former reality and their new home. As there are functionally-infinite realities, the vast majority (99%) of universes will find a highly similar match. 
Any case where an Alternate has expressed distress at major discrepancies between their reality of origin and our reality - while unfortunate for the individual - are statistically insignificant on this wider scale. This can also be applied to any given reality where low-parsimony Alternation events are more common. Jetsam, Jetsam and Jetsam, in their suggest that such realities are somehow "slower" in the pairing process and more likely to trade with more divergent realities.
Regardless, as it is understood, for 99.9% of realities, Alternation is an unremarkable happening.
Alternate/Entry-83.61

====On the Alternation of Math Velazquez and Collins Melon====
Math Velazquez and Collins Melon voluntarily underwent Alternation in order to test Velazquez's theories about Blaseball star ratings. Velazquez returned as another facet of the same universal constant, while Melon seemingly returned as an entirely different entity. However, after having Alternate removed by the Reader in , Melon was revealed as being a similarly universal entity composed of all melons that were, are, and will be.
Alternate/Entry-95.226

====Alternate Reality Pairs====
During Season 4's Alternate Reality decree, many pairs of players were drawn from the same alternate universe as each other. Commonly cited examples of these pairs include Edric Tosser and Justice Spoon of the Chicago Firefighters coming from the Deerfield Firestarters, Parker Meng and Kichiro Guerra of the San Francisco Lovers coming from the San Francisco "Tough" Lovers, and Igneus Delacruz and Eugenia Bickle of the Hellmouth Sunbeams coming from the Moab Starlights.
Previous theorists have suggested that specific teams are closely associated with specific "mirrorverse" counterparts, often involving teams from the same region but with reversed thematics. But why are they often from teams with opposing emotional resonance, and not merely opposing literal themes? In this essay I will
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Alternate/Rumor Registry

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Alternate/Season 17 Alternated Firefighters

The following players were Alternated in the as part of the Chicago Firefighters winning the On Deck Blessing:
*Rush Valenzuela
*Patel Olive
*Travis Nakamura
*Declan Suzanne
*Irnee Fiesta
*Anastasia Isarobot
*Lance Serotonin
*Zion Facepunch
*Agan Harrison
*Tyler Leatherman
*Tyreek Cain
*Grit Watson
*Clare Mccall
*Zi Sliders
*Alston England
*Orpheus Yardstick
*Tucker Thane
Alternate Trust

(formerly known as Alternate, or informally as Purple Alt after ) was a Will introduced in the Expansion Era which allowed Fans to call in Alternates of players, rerolling their stats and providing a modification, set each season.
Between and , this Will was known as Alternate, and only rerolled stats.
Starting in , it was combined with Trust, and both called in an Alternate and gave them a modification.
Alternate Trust was available until .
==Mechanics==
To vote for Alternate Trust, Fans are prompted to choose a player on their Team to call in the Alternate for. Beginning in Season 18, the total star count of these players was also preserved between alternations (if a player had 19.8 stars, their Alternate would still have 19.8 stars).
Calling the Alternate for a player with Attractor removes the Attractor modification and provides the text "X feels renewed."
A random modification was also given to these players, set each season.
Season	Modification
 	
 	
 	Unknown
 	, *
 	
The sole exception to this rule was Justice Spoon, who when targeted with Alternate Trust during the , gained the Undertaker modification rather than Negative. Spoon had previously gained Negative during the Season 18 Tarot Reading.
==Election Results==
===Season 12===
Filing Team 	Alternated Player	Final Odds
Yellowstone Magic	Cory Twelve 	23%
Dallas Steaks 	Gallup Crueller 	34%
===Season 13===
Filing Team 	Alternated Player	Final Odds
Atlantis Georgias	Flattery McKinley	22%
===Season 14===
This Will was not executed in Season 14.
===Season 15===
Filing Team 	Alternated Player 	Final Odds
Tokyo Lift 	Elwin McGhee 	5%
Mexico City Wild Wings	Yong Wright 	3%
Hawai'i Fridays 	Baldwin Breadwinner	40%
===Season 16===
Filing Team 	Alternated Player 	Final Odds
Dallas Steaks 	PolkaDot Patterson	2%
Chicago Firefighters 	Socks Maybe 	26%
Breckenridge Jazz Hands	Elijah Valenzuela 	2%
===Season 17===
This Will was not executed in Season 17.
===Season 18===
Filing Team 	Alternated Player 	Final Odds
Houston Spies 	Yrjö Kerfuffle 	3%
Core Mechanics 	Kelvin Andante 	8%
Atlantis Georgias 	Erin Jesaulenko 	27%
Canada Moist Talkers 	Greer Lott 	2%
Tokyo Lift 	Jessica Telephone 	8%
Charleston Shoe Thieves	Ren Hunter 	22%
Mexico City Wild Wings 	Scarlet Caster 	35%
Seattle Garages 	Brisket Friendo 	24%
New York Millennials 	Anathema Elemefayo	21%
Chicago Firefighters 	Justice Spoon 	28%
===Season 19===
Filing Team 	Alternated Player 	Final Odds
Boston Flowers 	Jaylen Hotdogfingers	1%
Miami Dale 	Caleb Novak 	33%
Chicago Firefighters	Socks Maybe 	4%
Canada Moist Talkers	Amos Melon 	6%
Philly Pies 	Peanut Holloway 	32%
Category: Wills
Category: Expansion Era
Alvie Kesh

is a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, and has been with the team since Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Kesh joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams as the Sunbeams' Overbracket Playoff Birth.
During the October 28, 2022 Fall Ball, Kesh fell to the San Francisco Lovers.
During the Season 2 elections, Kesh's defense increased , due to the increase of their Magnet Attribute by 0.6, as a result of the Magnetic Fielder blessing.
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Category:Playoff Births
Category:Former Shadows Players
Alx Pineapple

Alx Pineapple was a lineup player for the Danger Zone during the non-canonical BlaseballCares Showdown exhibition series. Pineapple joined the Danger Zone as a replacement for the incinerated Moody Cookbook during Game 2 of the series.
== See Also ==
* BlaseballCares Showdown
* Danger Zone
* Denim Chilly, the other non-canonical player born during the Showdown
Category:Players
Alyssa Harrell/IF-41.351

No one has ever seen, heard, touched, smelled, tasted, heard from, heard of, located, tracked, watched, spied on, sensed, felt, looked at, listened to, talked to, conversed with, or were able to discern anything about “Harrell." Anything you might have heard about "Harrell" is complete hearsay. It is impossible to describe "Harrell" because she does not exist.
===The Hades Tigers===
Harrell has never played for the Hades Tigers. 
===The New York Millennials===
Harrell has never played for the New York Millennials. 
===The Yellowstone Magic===
Harrell has never played for the Yellowstone Magic. 
===The Philadelphia Pies===
Harrell has never played for the Philadelphia Pies. 
===The Hawai’i Fridays===
Harrell has never played for Hawai’i Fridays. 
===The Baltimore Crabs===
Harrell has never played for the Baltimore Crabs. 
She still didn’t exist on the Crabs. If you looked just right at her bat you could see that she’s added a novelty crab scrunchy to decorate it for her newest team, even as most of them didn’t see her. She was however excited to be reunited with York Silk and Nagomi McDaniel, who she played with on the Fridays and the Tigers. York still remembered all the sign language she taught him,and Nagomi was happy to have another familiar face around who remembers them from the old days. 
Harrell was also keen to discover there are others in Baltimore who seem to do a better job interacting with her than most. The Crabs’ groundskeeper Yurts Trunbo caught her flipping all the bases over for fun, and she was surprised to discover that he could even notice her doing that, though his perception seems to be limited to within the stadium. His assistant however seemed to have no problem keeping an eye on her, probably owing to the fact that that assistant also does not exist. The three of them can often be found not hanging out in the Crabitat, and discussing various things that did not happen, or might not have happened in the league.
Alyssa Harrell/IF-89,991

== In Literature ==
Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Harrell:
Alyssa, noble brilliant champ,
In such short time you left your stamp,
Upon this poet’s crabby shell,
With talents one could never sell.
But then, alas, we bid adieu,
And why or where we have no clue
Quite bitterly we were impacted
The day Alyssa was [                        ]
Alyssa Harrell/IF-98.361

Hypothetically, "Harrell" might exist, and if she did, she would be completely justified in any hypothetical crimes she might choose to commit. Hypothetically, on the day she was hypothetically swapped with the Hawai'i Fridays' former player Dadly Bradley from whatever hypothetical team she came from before, she might have hypothetically absorbed his Dad Vibes and become the de facto second lefty hitter (after, of course, Our Lady of Perpetual Friday). This is possibly the first record of "Harrell's" non-existence, though it is hard to be sure since the record does not actually exist.
No one has ever seen, heard, touched, smelled, tasted, heard from, heard of, located, tracked, watched, spied on, sensed, felt, looked at, listened to, talked to, conversed with, or were able to discern anything about "Alyssa Harrell." Anything you might have heard about "Alyssa Harrell" is complete hearsay. It is impossible to describe "Alyssa Harrell" because she does not exist.
Notably, she has not paid taxes since 2009. This is notable because it is impossible for this information to be recorded, because she does not exist.
===Harrell has not===
A list of things that Harrell has not done includes, but is not limited to, the following:
*Tax evasion
*Election Fraud
*Hunting invasive species in Hawai’i
*“Time theft”
*Jailbreaking an iphone
*Base theft
*Dumping Old Bay into the Chesapeake Bay
*Prank-calling Beck Whitney and asking for "I P Freely"
*Using Terrell Bradley's email address to sign up for assorted newsletters
*Illegal gambling on croquet matches
*Skateboarding in restricted areas
*Waffle theft
Ambitious

Ambitious is a Modification introduced in which causes players to Overperform in the postseason.
Unambitious is a Modification introduced in which causes players to Underperform in the postseason. 
==Effect==
Ambitious causes players to Overperform in the Postseason alongside a message that [Player] is feeling Ambitious...
Unambitious causes players to Underperform in the Postseason alongside a message that [Player] is feeling Unambitious...
==History==
===Ambitious===
Ambitious first appeared as a part of the Posterizer blessing in , which caused "A random Player on your Team to be permanently Ambitious". This was won by the Hellmouth Sunbeams and granted to Paula Reddick. 
Ambitious would later appear in the Gift Shop in , being applied as a Seasonal modification for a random player. It also appeared as a part of Item Crates that could be received as a part of blessings, the Gift Shop, Community Chest drops, a Prize Match or Glitter weather. 
===Unambitious===
Unambitious first appear appeared in the Gift Shop in , being applied as a Seasonal modification for a random player. This was the season that introduced the Underbracket, and the gift was advertised to "to make the most of a Underbracket run". Unambitious, Solo Edition was available again in Seasons and .
Unambitious is also a Modification that can be conferred by an Item, but has been seen only once in the history of Blaseball - the Unambitious Jersey, gained by Oxford Paws batter Dexter Snodgrass during Glitter weather on , Day 79 in a match against the Carolina Queens.
==Trivia==
===Tot Clark's Ambition===
During , the Seattle Garages player Tot Clark gained Holey Ambitious Socks from the Community Chest, giving them the Ambitious modification, and on Day 103 they began Overperforming. During that Season's Election, Clark was the subject of an Item Steal Will to steal a Cool Arm Helmet of the Feast, causing Clark to drop the Holey Ambitious Socks. While Clark lost the Ambitious Modifier, their Overperforming modifier never went away, as Ambitious never triggered to remove the effect in the Earlseason of Season 22. As such Tot Clark remained overperforming, even after their incineration in , right up until the Nullification of Blaseball.
==See Also==
*List of Players with the Ambitious Modification
*List of Item drops with the Ambitious Modification
Category:Player Modifications
Category:Item Modifications
Ambitious/Item Events

This is a list of all Items that have dropped bearing the Ambitious Modification element. 
Item name 	Receiving player 	Date 	Source
Noise-Cancelling Ambitious Blood Cap 	Schneider Bendie 	, Day 30 	Community Chest
Travelling Ambitious Sunglasses 	Patty Fox 	, Day 59 	Community Chest
Ambitious Bat of Wisdom 	Jasper Blather 	Season 18 Latesiesta	Gift Shop, Handcrafted Bat Drop
Ambitious Socks 	Herring Winfield 	, Day 95 	Community Chest
Ambitious Helmet 	Freemium Seraph 	, Day 50 	Community Chest
Ambitious Cryogenic Cap 	Yusef Fenestrate 	, Day 41 	Community Chest
Holey Ambitious Socks 	Tot Clark 	, Day 4 	Community Chest
Ambitious Head Socks 	Nanci Grackle 	, Day 43 	Community Chest
Ambitious Socks 	Baldwin Breadwinner	, Day 43 	Community Chest
Limestone Metaphorical Ambitious Socks	Alston England 	, Day 79 	Community Chest
Ambitious Rock Necklace of Dexterity 	Kurt Crueller 	, Day 23 	Prize Match
Ambitious Necklace 	Liquid Friend IV 	, Day 97 	Community Chest
Trader Ambitious Gravity Cap 	Nolastname Sokol 	 	Outsider Trading Blessing
Ambitious Ring 	Nic Winkler 	, Day 51 	Community Chest
Ambitious Ring 	Jan Canberra 	, Day 29 	Community Chest
Americano Water Works

Americano Water Works were a blaseball team that participated in the inaugural Coffee Cup between and . They were captained by Alston Cerveza and Nagomi Mcdaniel.
==Official League Records==
Members of Americano Water Works were chosen because their Coffee Style is Americano. Mcdaniel and Cerveza were chosen as captains because out of eligible players, they had the highest-rated pitching and batting, respectively. The remaining roster was determined by a combination of being idolized and star rating.
Americano Water Works was eliminated in the first round of the Coffee Cup following a 2-3 series against eventual champions Inter Xpresso. The team did not see play following the Coffee Cup and did not migrate to post-Beta Blaseball, meaning the team is now defunct.
== Roster ==
Category:Teams
Category:Americano Water Works
Category:Coffee Cup
Amos Chernobog

is a lineup player for the LA Unlimited Tacos and has been with the Team since Season 1.
==Official League Records==
Chernobog joined the ILB as a lineup player for the LA Unlimited Tacos in Season 1.
During the Season 2 elections, as a result of the Tacos' NEW Batting Boost Blessing, Chernobog's Batting increased by one star.
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Amos Penny

was a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Record==
Penny was first seen as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
==Fan Works==
File:Amos Penny hyp3rbole.png|alt=A digital drawing in browns. Amos Penny is a fat butch with short curly hair, warm brown skin, and a suit.|By @hyp3r.bole
File:Gamma2 crab comp kaylee.png|alt=Uncolored drawings of various Crab players from Gamma 2.|Gamma 2 Crabs by @kayleerowena
File:G2CG Amos Penny.png|alt=A bust line drawing of Amos Penny, a fat butch living bronze statue with oxidation freckles. he has short curly hair and oxidation freckles, and is wearing a button-up with a bow tie and suspenders.|By @saltbuzzard
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Baltimore Crabs Short Circuits Players
Amplifications

Amplifications are statistical bonuses granted to Teams during Elections. Amplifications are chosen by Team Choice, meaning that each Team will receive their top Voted choice. Amplifications were introduced in Gamma 1, but Fans could not vote on them until Gamma 2. They are identical to Party Favours and similar to Wills — however, unlike Wills they affect an entire Team instead of individual Players. Additionally, they are only offered every other Election, or in Midseason Elections.
==History of Amplifications==
Amplifications from each season are shown below.
===Gamma 2, Season 1===
===Gamma 3, Season 1, Midseason===
==Navigation==
Category:Rules
Anastasia Isarobot

was a pitcher for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and was with the team from Fall Ball until being incinerated in the Season 1 elections.
== Official League Records ==
Isarobot joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters as the Firefighters' Playoff Birth.
During the , Isarobot's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the blessing, resulting in Isarobot becoming an , and a combined stat decrease.
During the , Isarobot gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
During the December 30, 2022 Fall Ball, Isarobot fell to the Mexico City Wild Wings.
In the Season 1 elections, Isarobot was incinerated due to the passing of the NEW Open the Forbidden Book decree. Isarobot was replaced by Göran Ndoye.
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Category:Players
Category:Playoff Births
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Former Shadows Players
Anchor

==Overview==
The hosts the Blaseball Roundup, a series dedicated to recap events previously happening in the ILB. He can be considered canonical due to his inclusion by the Ticker.
==History==
===The Discipline Era===
===Seasons 1-11===
===The Expansion Era===
===Seasons 12-14===
===Seasons 15-17===
===Seasons 18-19===
===Seasons 20-22===
During his segment 'Hearin from the Teams', a community representative for the Seattle Garages reached out to the Anchor under allegations that he himself is a god, and reminded him that they are out to "kill all gods, we mean ALL gods." and proposed that he join their team's rotation. His position on the team is TBD, and as well is his survival as of Season 23.