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Couldn't Resist

Recently I had a student teacher apply to co-teach with me. When I first met him I was flabbergasted. He was a huge black man and I couldn't resist him. I am a 47-year-old male with a wife and 3 children. I decided to have a little fun and went into a room with all the lights off. I started to get it off and make vulgar noises. Suddenly I heard crawling from around the room and flipped on the light switch to see that I was in a half-full university auditorium with all the lights off. I was about to stop and run, but one of the students looked very similar to the black man from earlier and I just let it out all over him. One of my colleagues punched me in the face and I was later arrested and fired for multiple crimes. I am now currently serving 4 life sentences because I liked naked black men twerking in my face.
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Counter-Strike: Source

One day I was palying CSS and it crashed on me. So I had to restart it. And wen it restarted. It was not the normal menu It was the boldest menu I have ever see it was Just "Counter Strike Source" in Comic Sans and 3 options. The options were "Play" "Options" and "Stop". So I clicked Play because I had to go to bed soon. It only found one sever I was confused Becouse it hat found 200 severs earlier and only 1 now. The name ove the sever was just named "Counter-Strike" so i just thought it was a listen server. The map was just "Dust2" It was just ritten like that. (Not "de_dust2" Just "Dust2".) The player count was 1/14 and the ping was 20 "Thats the longest ping ever' I sead to my self. I stared at the player count for a little wile and began to wonder what was someone doing all alone in a remote server? So I went in to the sever the loading bar was a blood red stripe with no text. So it connected and It just took me strate to the game I spawend as A Terrorist. But in the middle of the map and I had no weapons. I cheacked the score board and only my name was there. Thare was no one in CTs nor in Specs. "Wasn't someone here?" I thought. I opened up the server browser again and now the name of the player count was 2/14 and the name of the sever was now "I will kill you". I was scared by that one. before evan moving I typed in the chat box and typed "Who are you?" and no answer I just assumed that he dident speak English. And then I died an the game crashed. I uninstalled it and everything was OK until that night.
I cant sleep. I haven't needed sleep scene so I just played some games and mods on Desura.
The next day I started vomiting crap.
The next day I started getting taller.
The next night I snuck out of the house and went to the swamp across the street. The swamp felt like home to me there was a laptop with the Steam logo one the back of it, It looked like just a sticker. and I turned on the laptop annd The Windows 2000 boot screen came up and It started up the dest top had a grey Background And the taskbar was blank except for the clock. Thare was only one icon It was CSS sand I played it and looked up a local player and ate him.
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Counter Strike version 666

My favorite game is Counter Strike. I love everything about it.
My computer had a shitty Windows XP operating system, and I decided I should upgrade. I downloaded operating system of the Interweb, and it upgraded to Windows 98. I was happy because I upgraded, but my feelings of happiness were soon changed by feelings of disappointment, because the game uninstalled.
I had to install is once again. I went on Internet Explorer and searched for CS version 1.6.
Once I did, however, I saw it. A game that would change my life. It was called 'Counter Strike version 666'. I thought it would be cool. Just if I knew how scary would become, I would have thought twice.
I installed it, and started it up. It played normal at beginning, I had fun. But then, a new round started. I had a sniper, and when I saw a opponent, I fired a amazing noscope.
I shot him and hyper realistic blood splattered all over the place. Blood looked exceptionally realistic, and there was gore and guts. This was quite weird, considering that in the normal game, nothing was as gory.
But then, a scream occurred. I jumped and fell down on the floor. I decided to continue. More realistic blood was splattered everywhere when the weirdest thing yet happened. My opponent dodged every single bullet I fired at him, almost as if it was controlled by another player. My opponent did so, and then he punched me in the stomach. I was like: "What the fuck?"
He punched me, and pulled me up by my neck. The other played said: "You see what happens when you kill us?" He then pulled my heart out. The guy I was controlling fell pale, and my opponent decapitated him with a knife. He then threw his mutilated head on the floor. I was crying my eyes out, but when he pulled the heart out of guy I was controlling, I felt my heart warming and bursting out of my chest.
I then looked at the computer screen. I saw my opponent... holding my heart...
He said: "How does it feel being killed"?
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Courage's Lost Tape

I was walking home from school one evening when I saw something in the corner of my eye. I looked to see what it was, "Yard Sale" was written on a large sign. I felt pretty lucky because I was looking for some cheap games, movies and other random crap that I thought was cool. I walked up to this yard sale and saw a bunch of retro games and movies in VHS form. One thing stood out to me though... It was a VHS tape of Courage the Cowardly Dog that looked like it was in a rough condition. I asked how much it was and the guy said, "Only $3 because someone gave me this for free." "What a deal!" I exclaimed loudly. I also bought a VCR to play the tape and then finished walking home. I plugged in the VCR and popped in the tape. 
The episode started and the regular intro played. After the intro, the title card appeared. It read, "Courage's Bad Day" and I was intrigued. It started with Courage looking at the TV, waiting for Muriel and Eustace to get home. "I sure hope they get home soon!" Courage said. Suddenly the news came on. "We interrupt this program to let you know there was a car crash in The Middle of Nowhere. An old couple crashed into another car and there were sadly no survivors." Courage had a worried expression and ran to the computer to learn more. The episode cut to static and it seemed like the tape had ended. "That's the end?" I asked myself. I think the VHS had gotten corrupted. I sat there in silence thinking about what I just watched. I felt bad for Courage, but I didn't even get to see if Muriel and Eustace were the one's that crashed so I didn't know if I should feel sad.
I went back to the yard sale to return the tape and saw there was a new item. A VHS tape with "Courage's Lost Tape: The Lost Second Half" written on it. This tape was $15 and I couldn't afford it that day. I went back the next day and the yard sale was over, but the tape was still on the table. I took it home with me. 
To be Continued...
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Courage the Cowardly - The Legend of the Beast

It was 12:59am during Commercial break A promo appeared saying An Special New Episode of Courage The Cowardly Dog was coming up next then Adult Swim signed off for the night the screen froze for a minute or two then it showed an strange Cartoon Network station ID of Courage looking depressed looking at the computer he sighed after that the cartoon network logo appeared on the computer screen in Bloody Red. The opening to the show started normally until the end where Eustace Courage and Muriel weren't there it went to a Black Screen for a couple seconds. The Episode Title Card appeared saying The Legend of the Beast i was thinking it was a crossover of Courage and Cow and Chicken where The Red Guy would make an Appearance but that didn't happen. The episode started with Courage laying on Muriel's lap taking a nap while Eustace was reading his newspaper then Courage heard an Evil Laugh coming from the Basement thinking it was Kat again so he went off Muriel's lap and walk to the basement he opened the door seeing the devil's office in the basement Courage screamed like usually in all of the episodes then Courage ran to Muriel turning into Fire Glob Monster Goat Monster then Muriel and Eustace went to the basement and looked to see there's nothing there. Muriel Said with a happy tone "Courage i think you're seeing things because i don't see anything here I'll go make some tea" then a knock on the door Eustace gets up and opens the door to see the Devil in Disguise Devil: Oh Hello Bagge Family I am selling an New TV with free Cable all you have to do is sign this contract and this stuff is yours. Eustace: Oh all right i will sign it he grabs the pen and signs the contract. Courage freaks out about this so he runs upstairs and finds out The Devil is in their house. Courage: Oh no Eustace and Muriel is in Trouble i gotta save them. After Eustace signs the contract his souls goes to the devil Eustace gets weak and sits down. Then the Devil makes his way to Muriel to sell her an Soul Tea Pot she signs the contract too and her soul goes into the tea pot. Then Courage tries to get Eustace and Muriel's souls back from the devil by selling his stuff to him. Devil: Oh wow what good stuff you know what here's your owners souls back i don't need them anymore so Courage puts Muriel's soul back into her body then Eustace's soul back into his body then Courage goes upstairs with a knife and stabs himself in the heart dropping on the floor dead. The credits shows up with a Black screen.
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Courage the Cowardly Dog

Everyone here loves Courage, but who exactly is he? He's a scared dog that does whatever he can to protect his home, Nowhere.
Where is Nowhere? Is it a place where there is nothing? No one? No hope? Hell?
Courage protects his home and makes sure no one harms Muriel. His master sits in his chair and hates everything and everyone. Whenever something evil comes to attack or rule over Nowhere, Courage fights back, keeping Muriel safe and Eustace's home from being destroyed.
Muriel always sees a new head on Courage whenever something evil comes to warn her, giving him multiple heads.
Courage will stay forever in Hell (Nowhere) to protect his home, keeping Muriel safe from the evils of Hell (Le Quak [greed], Naughty Fred [murder], Katz [hate], etc). His master Satan (Eustace) will rule over and hate all that is Hell (Nowhere).
He is stuck in the middle of Hell and loves his home. He is Cerberus, our courageous cowardly dog.
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Courage the Cowardly Dog - Banned Episode

Yes, I am aware that every single episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog is purposely disturbing but this episode was so messed up it was only aired once.
I don't remember the exact date, but it was at least five years ago I remember seeing an episode of Courage the Cowardly dog on Cartoon Network that was way too violent to be shown on kids programs.
The episode begins with Courage waking up, stretching then walking downstairs to find Eustace sleeping on his chair, meanwhile Muriel is cooking, Courage yawns then there's a knock on the door.
It's a mountain goat wearing a top hat and monocle, "Good' day fine dog, may I stay for a night, I require rest for my big day. "Muriel comes to the door but the goat comes in before anything is said.
Eustace has now awoken and was complaining at the goat, the goat simply replied with "Fuck you."
Which I was rather shocked about. I paused it for a second before listening again.
Courage is already suspicious as the goat. he then went upstairs into the bedroom, Courage follows him, and the goat starts chanting continuously then an axe appears on the floor and the goat picks it up then disappears, Courage does his usual scream then runs down stairs.
But when he reaches down stairs he looks out of the window to see that its night already, Muriel and Eustace were now sleeping, then Courage grabs them by their hand and drags them into the cellar, then pulls out a giant lock, then locks and chains up the door.
A cockerel is heard and all of a sudden it's morning, the goat suddenly appears behind Courage and says "It's my big day!"
Courage gulps and suddenly the goat starts chasing everyone with the axe, Eustace awakes and shouts "Fucking dog and goat."
Then he tries to kick the goat but the goat ends up chopping of his foot. Eustace falls down and lets just say, what the goat did was not pretty but it ended up chopping of Eustace's head!
Then the screen went static and the whole show stopped. I figured Cartoon Network had managed to stop it from being aired.
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Courage the Cowardly Dog Bootleg Episode

Do you like Courage the Cowardly Dog? I watch it Every Morning. There was a Bootleg Copy. I was watching Courage at 2:00 PM. It said they were Airing a New Courage Episode. I went to watch it on Cartoon Network. I watched it. The intro was just Horrible. It was in bad quality and it was playing in reverse. The episode begins with Courage, Muriel and Eustace doing their Normal stuff but Courage was Eyeless. He got a Knock at the Door and he Screamed.
Muriel Opens the Door and Thomas the Tank Engine Shows Up. Wait, Why is Thomas in an episode like this?!?! Is this a crossover?! Anyways, Thomas said he was going to visit The Middle Of Nowhere. He lives at Sodor! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! Thomas Puffed in and went to the Bathroom to get a Drink. Courage was walking in. Thomas was drinking Blood. Courage had white eyes now.
As Thomas got Out, he screamed. Courage walked away. Thomas put Courage on a sink and cut his Body.
Blood was everywhere. Courage died. Eustace Watched and Laughed. It ended. What was Cartoon Network Thinking when he Made this?!?!
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Courage the Cowardly Dog Lost Episode

Who doesn't remember the show Courage The Cowardly Dog? The show about the purple dog and his elderly owners who always ran into monsters and other creepy stuff. It scared the crap out of me when I was a kid, although I always loved watching it. The show was sadly cancelled back in 2002.
A few weeks ago I was flipping through the channels at 4 AM. I'm an insomniac so obviously I was having trouble sleeping. I was happy to see that Courage was on Cartoon Network, so I put it on. Awesome, the Demon in the Mattress episode! I always loved this one.
After watching the episode and experiencing nostalgia, another episode came on, but for some reason the opening of the show was in black and white and grainy, kind of like a really old film, but it was completely silent. After the opening titles, the show came on normally.
It began with Courage sitting in the basement, lying in a pool of what looked like blood. It then cut to Eustace at the top of the staircase, slamming the door and saying his usual "Stupid dog!" line. I was pretty sure I had never seen this one, and I was pretty shocked to see the blood.
Courage's face looked severely depressed as he just lie there on the floor. The sound of glass breaking was heard upstairs, and it then cut to Muriel sitting in her rocking chair with Eustace on top of her strangling her. I felt extremely uncomfortable at this point. The screen cut to black and Muriel's piercing scream was heard.
Total blackness for a moment. It then cut back into a hospital room. Lying in the bed was Muriel, in a coma-like state. No audio was playing at all. Suddenly Eustace appeared aside of her and gave an evil and menacing look towards me until grabbing the oxygen tube, keeping Muriel alive and snapping it in half. The only sound heard was a heart rate monitor indicating her heart had stopped and that she was dead.
Eustace just suddenly disappeared, and Muriel's lifeless body turned into a pile of rotting meat. The blackness appeared again, and the sound of static was heard for a brief moment until it cut to Courage in a graveyard in the rain digging a grave that said Muriel Bagge on it. From out of nowhere he picked up the pile of rotting meat and dumped it into the hole that he dug in the ground, and then covered it back up with the dirt. He howled up at the moon above him. The scene faded out into black and the end credits played normally.
Nothing has been the same since then. My insomnia is worse than ever, and I haven't been able to sleep at all since.
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Cow.avi

One day I was checking my email, when I received an email from cow@cowavi.com containing nothing but a file cow.avi.
I downloaded it and watched it...
==cow.avi==
The tape started off with what looked like a cow, eating something.
Then as time progressed, the "something" the cow was eating started becoming more easy to recognize.
After around 1min 30sec I figured out what the cow was feasting on... it was the insides of a dead boy.
I nearly puked, I was so disgusted.
Bloodshot eyes then appeared on the cow, and the cow turned towards the screen.
"You're Next!" it said.
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Coworker Shitting

My coworker shits for 6hrs a shift. 6 whole fucking hours. He got a doctors not saying he has IBS and could be using the bathroom at all times so he does. He seriously is only seen at breaks and lunch and he does 1.5 to 2 hrs of work a day. We are slow in his department so he just fucks around. Management has tried to fire him several times and there isn't shit they can do. We have a dude who's basically Dwight Schrute has no real power but tries to get people fired he wasted his whole day using a stop watch and timing this dude he did it for a full week concluded he's out of area between 5 to 6 hrs a night. The ass kiss went to Human Resources about it HR dude said he has a note and we can't do shit about it. He then wrote ass kiss up for harassment and wasting company time policing this guys behavior. I love it not only did the lazy employee win but the ass kiss got punished.
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Cows

So this morning, I woke up way too early. My birthday was yesterday, and I'm supposed to head out today for some pizza as some late birthday party sort of deal. It's not that I'm excited about the pizza and the arcade, not to say I don't enjoy the idea, but my cat was chewing on the Christmas tree (I really need to take that thing down), causing a faint, yet irritating rustling sound. In frustration, I got out of bed and shook the tree, scaring the hell out of her and making her race downstairs. Sometimes she just doesn't like when I sleep through the night, I swear. But anyhow...
I layed back down, trying to go back to sleep, but that would be quite the feat, as my boyfriend was lying next to me, sleeping like log and snoring loud enough to break the fucking sound barrier. I've tried everything. Waking him up is near impossible, a pillow over my head does nothing, and I always subconsciously pull out earplugs after I fall asleep. So I tossed and turned and generally tried to hope myself to sleep to no avail. Just as I close my eyes, just hoping I can tune everything out, I hear a familiar sound. Someone texted me? Who the HELL would text me at this hour?
Well, so much for sleeping. My phone was downstairs and I was upstairs in bed. Despite the text message, I was just staring into the black mass that cast darkness over my ceiling. I must've been having a really weird dream, though, because my thoughts drifted to the subject of aliens. Random, I know.
I remember hearing all kinds of silly things about cows being abducted, but I hadn't thought about them since I was a kid, but for some reason, thinking about that was triggered once more. I also heard about cows being found in unexplained and disturbing manners, but the thought didn't bother me so much, but it only made me think.
If the reports on life forms visiting from other planets are true, is it possible that they think cattle are the dominant species?
At that, I just chuckled and shook my head. I knew I wasn't going to get any more sleep. I guess I should answer that text.
Oddly enough, when I picked up the phone, I slid it open to look at the message. There was no number... Strange. Curious, I opened it, my jaw agape. I nearly dropped the phone when I read, "You mean they aren't?"
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Cozbi

So this happened a few days ago when I was moving houses and currently, I'm still here. Well here is what happened when I first moved into my house.
The house looked old but on the inside, it looked beautiful. I put my stuff to admire the house a bit. I saw that a had a big room that was pretty good. I went back downstairs, and all my stuff was gone. I checked outside and no one stole anything. This was weird since I looked at the history and no one died here. 
I went into the attic and then I saw a boy with black hair and he was pale. He was hugging a teddy bear. He was crying and he looked up at me. I walked to him and hugged him.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Dad threw me in here," the kid said.
"Whats your name?" I asked.
"Cozbi," 
I grabbed him and carried him out of the attic. I truly felt bad for the boy. I locked the attic and I told him to stay by my side. He grabbed onto my leg and I was about to kick his hands off but, this kid was in an attic. 
I went outside again and I saw a man standing in front of me. He was reaching toward Cozbi so, I kicked him upside the head with the leg Cozbi wasn't holding. The man started swinging his head around and screaming. I closed the door locked it and called the police. We ran into the closet in my room and we heard the door bust open.
I heard the man running around and opening doors downstairs and saying "Cozbi you're idenity will be shamed."
Shamed for what? I don't know. Cozbi started shaking like crazy and he was murmuring something that I couldn't here. We heard the man running up the stairs. He started banging on the closet door like a sociopath. 
My heart was beating at 900 miles per hour and I couldn't breathe. I can't move. He stopped. We were satisfied. The police tackled the man. I didn't even hear them come by. We came out and the police told me it was Cozbi's dad and that Cozbi's dad has a 3-page criminal record. Once they left I saw my stuff downstairs again. 
"Cozbi, you wanna help me out?"
"Sure!"
Soon we will be a family. But you know that stories don't have good endings right?
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