Does anybody remember the netflix show from 2008?

i was just sitting on my couch trying to come up with, i mean remember, the spooky show from 2008, which nobody except me remembers and conveniently theres nothing about it on the internet because i made it up for dramatic build up purposes.
the show was very spoofy, i mean spooky, but also very addicting. it had a 5/7 rating on rotten tomato juice and a 9/10 on imdb. we all know these are the best ratings and the show was super popular but nobody remembers it although it was very addicting. barack obama had a guest appearance in his reptilian form and beetlejuice himself had a christmas special about him in it.
i dont know why i just made this up, woops i mean remembered it just now when nobody knows anything about it but it totally legit existed.
i dont feel invested in this story enough to think up a plotline for the show so im just vaguely gonna say it was dope and super addicting but got cancelled after just a few episodes even though it was oficially the best show ever(even winston churchill said he watched it all the time.
i posted a ton of questions about it on blogs but had no answers since nobody can remember the show because it never existed and im just delusional but for dramatic purposes we will go with the story that after i gave up all hope about the show i got a message from conspiracyuncle69 on tumblr.
he told me his best friend who he never really talked to but just stalked on social media, named kurt cobain, killed himself because of the show because it got cancelled and his life became so empty.
he sent me a ouija board in the mail because im a fuckwit and gave him my home address even though i dont know anything about it.
i set up the ouija board and summoned kurt cobains spirit. he spelled out "youre a lame fucking dork" which was i guess a catchy line a character in the show used. after a lot of hurtful words he told me to go into the deep web and find the episodes bit that i would kill myself if i got addicted to it.
so i went to the deepest part of my house which is the basement and googled "spooky netflix show from 2008 which kurt cobain told me i can find if i was somewhere deep and went on the web" and of course on the darkest part of the internet (aka second page of google search results) i found 6 episodes of the show but i cant link them because conveniently i cant find it anymore not because im making all this up.
insert plotline of story here, insert foreshadowing here, dramatic scenes, eery atmosphere, suicide messages.
at the end of the sixth episode there was a phone number. 420-6969-350
of course i called it because i needed to find the answers, when i called it some old geezer with a raspy voice which i interpreted as weird and inhumane said "you have made a grave mistake and you will end up like me" then i heard simethig strange which i concluded was a scream and a gunshot and i hung up cuz im a scared little bitch.
instantly my doorbell rang and there was a package at the front door that contained the phone which must have been the phone that corresponds with the number i dialled a few minutes ago.
instructions were clear "when another dumbfuck calls on this number you gotta kill yourself and we will give him the phone, or dont, whatever dude this is a free country but its hella dramatic if you kill yourself so please do it and dont be a dickhead."
now i am really scared and i cant call the police because im typing this on the nurses phone from the asylum because im actually crazy and develop conspiracy theories in my head but im super spooked now.
pls send halp and dont look for the show, im saying this so it sounds dramatic but you wouldnt find anything anyway because its the product of my sick deluded mind. i regret ever thinking this up because now am spooked.
i really need medical help and should just drink the pills instead of making up bullshit stories.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep