D MATRIXX LOST SEKWUL

NO NO NO I SAID NO NO NO DONT WACH IT!
teh man said U MUST TAK D RED PIL OR D BLU PIL i said NO SON I TAK BLAK PILL IT TEECHES US DAT LIF IS MEANINGLES AND FEMALES ARE HUMAN EXCREMENT hyperrealistik feminist appears said DOWN WIF D PATRIARCHY U WILL SUBMIT 2 D PATRIXXARCHY! i said NO 
oh i fergot 2 tel u how i got d movi  n d fist place my name dave danielton and i bot d vhs tap from an old racist homless person 
den evl jemini kreshur appeard and i seen d thigh and d nek area and skreem of fear an ran away and but i seen t man again he said U WIL TAK PIL NOW i tok d red pil and seen d evl red gost and skren skated showing pitchurs of my life but every1 was dead and der was blud adn skreeming. i den seen my best frend and brother brutally murdered by d patrixx and it was sad and emoshunul but d narrorator said BUT WUT IF HE NOT DEAD! x files music was play i said PATRIXX NO DIS IS A VULNERABL MOMENT 4 ME U CANT DO DIS! patrixx slowly turn to lok at me wif creepy glare and said DIS IS PART OF D BRAINWASHING AND U WILL AKSEPT IT i said I I CANT DO IT patrixx den gigantamax and so i aksept it he den said LOL U WILL PLAY HYPERREALISTIK SQUID TENTATCLE GAM AS PART OF D BRAIN WASHING 
man said u must take d red pil or d blu pil i was tak blu pil and was wake up and teh man said OK NEXT QUESTION i was lik WAT HAPHEND? man said HELLO U HAV WOKEN UP AFTER TAKIN PILL NOW U MUST ANSER D NEXT QWESTION... HOW BAD IS BAD? i said UM NO I CANNY I DO NO IS DIS D TRICK KEWSTYN? IS BAD AKSULEE GOOD WE N A GRAY AREA YO? I LUV DAT STUF KUZ IM EMO AND GOTH AND ALSO WANT 2 DIE man said knogradulations ur wish had kum tru said WAAAW dead
next day i was wok up and seen d vcr had eeten d vhs wif d movie on it also it had eeten tv and table wat? man appeared from d movie said HELLO GOOD SON I AM HER 2 OFFER U D BLACK PILL AS U WISH. i said EXCUSE ME Y U SAY HELLO EVERYTIME U APPEAR? I GET IT WE ALREADY INTRODUCE EACHOTHER. man said IRRELEVENT QUESTIONS WASTE MY TIME AND FOR U GOOD SON YOU DONT HAV DAT MUCH 2 WASTE i said LOL U PIK D RONG GIY 4 NOT WANT 2 WASTE TIME man said I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU YOUR LIFE OR UR PREFRENSES OR WAT U DO 4 FUN IT TIME 2 CONTINUE D BRAINWASHIN TAK D PILL OR DIE. i said IM HEARIN A LOT O YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU WAT ABOUT ME SON? patrixx appeared so i kuntinued 
i took d pil and i seen dis kid he was d fat kid from jimmy neutron ho eet d kwasau he said U GOTTA HELP ME JIMY NUTRON STUK N D MATRIXX i herd d voice of d patrixx say PLZ IGNORE HIM AND CONINUE. he said ALSO FRED FRIGGLHORN - I MEAN SHEEN IS ALSO STUK N D MATRIX I WANA GO HOM PLZ HELP patrixx appeareed U R NOT 2 DO AS HE SAYS IGNORE HIS SKREMS OF AGONY CONTIUNE WIF WAT U MUST DO IT IS ALL DAT MATTERS NOTHING EXSEPT WAT WE R DOING IS REAL K? i said WATEVR PATRIXX i go and der eevl quid thing NOT C'SHAN but kinda like him it said GREETINGS I AM GL'OLLITH A CRECHUR OF C'SHAN I UNDERSTAND U HAV A SAKRIFICE 4 ME? i said I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO D FREAK U R. patrixx den flung d d dor open and trew d fat jimmy neutron kid thru he was naked and patrixx had choped his arms and legs off patrixx said DIS IS D SAKRIFICE OK? i said I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS. patrixx glared at me so i didnt ask GL'OLLITH said VERY GOOD MAK AN INSISION i said wat? it said I SAID MAK AN INSISION R U DEF? i said I DONT CAR ANYMORE I HAVE 2 ASK WAT DOS DIS HAV 2 DO WIF D MATRIX? patrixx burst trhu d door again very angry U HAVE FAILED! I ENTERTAIN U NO LONGER! i said PLZ I JUST NEED 2 NO MORE ABOUT WAT IM DOING SO I CAN DO I KURRECTLY 4 U PATRIXX ISNT DAT WAT U WANT? patrixx said UR SMARTELEC REMARKS R ENUF U MUST PLAY D PENALTY LEVEL i had 2 sav luiji fro getting burnd n d pipe system i dont even no wats going on
so i seen dat but der was hidden dor and i go and it was a werd shop dat sold vhs taps and shoing kars ps skrew u luigi no 1 likes u and teh man WELKOM 2 SEALS WE SEL VHS TAPES OF LOST EPESODES AND SHOPING KARTS i bot sum stuff and patrixx appeared U LEFT LUIGI 2 DIE SO DAT U KUD BY D VHS - VERY GOOD I AM PLEASED WIF DIS U HAVE PROVEN DAT U R NOT A TOTAL LOST CAUSE BUT IT MATTERS NOT U HAVE FAILED SO MUCH I KANOT TOLERATE U ANYMORE i said I DID NOT ASK U 2 TOLERATE ME PATRIXX U JUST KINDA SHOWED UP AND SKATED MAKING DESISIONS IN MY LIFE he den was in a stronaut kostyoom ad siad YUP I ALWAYS HAVE BEN den he shot me and i got d def pemalt and eject my body in a very susspishious fashion
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