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The scary story

Once upon a time, there was a boy the age of 15 or 16 years old who was a video game designer who was getting bored. So he went outside a went to call his friend to come over for a little bit to play some video games with him. .His name was Gio He was also a prankster too when his friend got there they went out to get some games to play. When they went to the store, the store was empty, but a guy was standing at the desk. But he did not say a word It looked as if he was on the phone talking to someone. But there was nobody on the other end so Gio went up to the guy and said " Can I get the game called FNAF please?" but the guy's head came off when he shook the guy. Gio said, " This is not that scary I've seen worse than this bro." His friend said " You for real bro I think this is scary!?!? Then they went back home to play video games. When they did the was blood all over the walls the lights were not on. But they had to use candles to look around Gio's house. So they split up and when Gio's friend went to look for him he was dead It looked like his head was bitten off so were his arms and legs too. Gio's friend's name was James btw James said "Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! James went to the basement and then turned out it was all a prank then James got beat up and he could not move but he called 911 and the ambulance came and picked Jeffrey up and he was brought to the hospital and he was in the hospital for 3 to 4 days. But Something bad happens the second day in the hospital. Jeffrey was watching His favorite show on the tv when the power goes out and then a gut walks up to Jeffrey and says "This is payback for what you did to Gio!" Jeffrey says "What do you mean I did not do anything Gio is not dead and why are you after me when you can go find someone else to kill I am not the person you should be dealing with!" The guy says " You think you can knock me out ha! You look too weak to do it!"
The next day James said, " That was scary I don't know why he was after me when I did nothing wrong but I guess he did not read the note outside my room door It said DO NOT DISTURB ME". Well The nurse came in and asked James "How are you feeling after the power outage last night
James said "I am scared because there was a guy that came in my room And scared me. The nurse says "When did he come Into your room, James?"
James says " I am not sure what time it was but he definitely scared me and he said that I killed his friend Gio I think but I don't know how he found me but I think he found out that I was injured and he went to this hospital to find me and maybe kill me I guess". The next day The nurse comes in and says " Later today you can go home do you have anyone to pick you up, James"? James says " I think I can have My friend pick me up I think I will call him to see if he can come and pick me up". Then Jeffery almost died of a heart attack. THE END.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
The scary story 2

Jimmy was picked up by his friend Josh but while he was driving back home they got hit by a semi-truck halfway there. Jimmy said, "I think I just broke my arm"!?!?! His friend Josh says " Oh my gosh what are we going to do now when we are stuck here trapped in this car?" Then the ambo comes and they were brought to the hospital but they later died in the hospital but before that happened Their mothers came in and said " Noooo, why did this have to happen to these two?????????????" The nurse said, " Sorry for your loss Too bad that it's not you". Then before they died one of their girlfriends comes in and says whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did you drive the car when you knew you have been watched every single day by a guy named Will. He wants to kill you because he thought you killed his friend named Louie. Jimmy said " He has no guts to kill me anyway because he will die before he gets to me because my guards will kill him. Then they both die from their injuries from the accident earlier. Then the day after they died they had a funeral the next day so they did not do much during the funeral so they all went home to cry while they are sitting in the house watching tv. Then Jimmy's mom almost dies of a hearth attack. TO BE CONTINUED
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Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The scaryest minecraft world

I played a lot of minecraft when I was young. I have fond memories of the caves and cliffs part 2 update which is when I stated playing. Anyway one day coming home from school I got off of the bus and saw IT.
It was a USB drive stuck in the ground next to a rock. It was small and behind a rock but I managed to get it. I looked the back of it and it said THE BEST MINECRAFT WORLD. I wanted to try this out and see how good it was. Maybe it has diamonds everywhere and spawns you on a mushrooms island I thought. It could even have chests with the best items. But I was not ready for what awaited me.
I plugged the minecraft USD into my conputer. I waited for it to pop up but it took forever so I went to the kitchen and got a small bag of flamin hot cheetoes. The recommended serving size for these snacks provided 160 calories. The mascot was Chester Cheetah. I went back to the computer and the popup said NOW GETTING READY BEST MINECRAFT WORLD DRIVE C. I new it was getting good now. I opened the world file in minecraft and hit play.
The world started and I was stuck in the void. Weird I though. Something did not seem right so I clicked my mouse with fear and then it happened. A signed showed up and it said YOU SHOULDNT OF DONE THAT... I heard a really loud enderman screamed at me and I yelled loud. He said HAHAHA YOU PICKED UP THE USB AND THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD MINECRAFT WORLD. THIS IS ACTUALLY THE ENDERMAN VIRUS. I WILL NOW BLOW YOUR COMPUTER UP and my laptop caugth on fire and all of my accounts on the internet were deleted. My house burned down and the firemen said that they new what started the fire. It was a malfunctioning USB device called THE SCARYEST MINECRAFT WORLD. I it scared me since it was supposed to be BEST not SCARYEST on the USB, which scared me it was wrong it should of been BEST not SCARYEST I started yelling WHY IT LIED IT WAS BEST NOT SCARYEST THE USB LIED I WANTED ALL DIAMOND NETHRITE TOOLS and the firemen kicked my dumb illiterate ass
Anyways I'm going to go and crank one out to some sexy animated zankuro porn. But just remember. IF U EVER SEE A USB WITH A MINECRAFT WORLD ON IT NEVER EVER PUT IT INTO YOUR PC OR YOULL BE SORY
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
The serial killer

I was walking home from my job, when a man in a trench coat started to follow me.
I made a turn to try and loose him, but I couldn't.
I started to run, and he started running too. He was as fast as a cheetah.
I was about to get to my house, when he caught me. He got out an axe from his trench coat, raised it above his head,
When a couple of guys who were upto no good
Startin' makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil' fight and my mom got scared
She said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought now forget it yo homes to Bel Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabyo homes, smell ya later
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:The Title Is A Lie
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The shadow on the woods

I believe it was January. My friend, Anna, and I were walking home from school. We usually walk the same route every day, but today we walked a different way. We walked behind the high school and through the forest. On this particular day, there was no one else walking on the trail. We love chasing bunnies and stuff, so when we saw a shadow we ran after it. It wasn't a bunny. We don't know what it was. We just know that it was eating something. We ran after it and it ran away with a bone in its mouth. Then we walked up to what it's eating. There, in a puddle of blood, was a skeleton. Not just any skeleton. A human skeleton. I knew this because I was going to be a doctor. We called 911. They were just like "Its probably just an animals skeleton". We never figured out what that shadow was. And we will never know. All we know is that it's still out there, in the woods behind the old high school.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Skeletons
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
The shadows speak

Someone please help the tell me things. Horrible things like you don't know what your doing but do you know what i'm doing i know you do well i'll take it from the top. 1/1/14 dear journal i found this necromancers book in my attic and the first page wrote look whats beyond the soul but at you finger tips and that's when i started hearing the voices and about what i'm doing ... well i'm looking at you watching you like the voices tell me to and there telling me now to hunt for flesh...your flesh...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Jornel
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
The simpsons barts suicide

im kyle conner and i went to comic con to see matt groening he said some of his favorite simpsons episode then i said if there was a lost episode then he walked away then i talked to him then he said you got a notepad he said so i said yes then he wrote a link which was a simpsons video after a when home i looked it up it took me to the lost media so i clicked in it the sky was blood with bart with a rope crying then somehow the intro ended it cut to bart in couch not saying a word until homer bart homer said im gonna watch tv go to your room no way man im staying here bart said listen man im gonna choke you to death if you dont go said homer this was out of character for homer then the next scene bart is crying then he makes a noose then we get a shot if barts body then it cut to barts grave he still had the rope the simpsons started to cry then the episode ended what was that then i gott a email from matt groening now you know why the episode wasnt in fox by the way sorry that you had to see that
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Category:Suicide
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Category:One sentence
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
The sitter and the clown statue

A girl, Beth, about 16 or so, was housesitting her for her friends' neighbours the Whites for about a week while they were out of town. On the last night of the job, after tucking in their children, Beth wanted to explore a little of the house. She walked down a corridor, into the darkness. She turned around to the corner into an empty room and saw a very realistic clown statue... scary, with dark eyes and a stretched grin. Just think of "It", but even more realistic. She was freaked out, so reached for her mobile immediately and dialled the number of the house owners.
"Excuse me, Mr White, I just tucked in your kids but I was wondering what the deal was with your terrifying clown statue in the corner of your room.W
On the other end of the line, Beth could hear the man say, "Beth, we don't have kids. Grab our clown statue and get out of the house right now!"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Shortpasta
The skeleton man stole my weave

"COME IN TO THE SALON MY LADY!" the skeleton man said in a creepy tone. I don't care if the weird salon is covered in spiderwebs and has blood-red windows, I need my hair done ASAP.
But I was still wearing my weave.
The creepy salon chair was covered in eyes and the hair dryer had teeth on the inside, but hey I'm sure it does the job.
I sat in the chair and the salon chair said "Mmm, I taste weave!"
"EAT THE WEAVE!" the skeleton man commanded. And that chair ate my weave off my head!
"Hey, you douche! Why did you take my weave like that?!"
"WHY DID YOU GO TO THE SALON WITH YOUR WEAVE ON YOU STRANGE WOMAN?!"
"That's it!" I shouted. I took out my 5-ft fencing sword from my pocket. "It's on!"
"SO BE IT!" declared the skeleton man, and he took out a fencing sword of his own, but it was made of bone.
We clashed again and again, until I made the decisive blow that shattered his skull. "NOOOOOOOO!" the skeleton man yelled, and he toppled into a pile of bones on the ground.
For stealing my weave, I looted his bones for anything of value. I saw something hairy poking out from what was left of his skull and pulled it out of there.
It was my weave.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Skeletons
Category:Shortpasta
The smile

Ben Affleck graduated from high school Ben Affleck had to smile for the picture... "Ben affleck thought" "I don't even like smiling..." But he had to smile "They forced him to smile" "But then.... His face became pale "Then he smiled" "People who were close to him died" "If you looked at him you die..." Info: "if you look at him your life ends there "people started calling him" "The face" "When they contained him he was in a dark dampy room" That's where the photo took place in After 100 years his teeth started to fall off his teeth started to bleed his eyes were opened for so long his eyes were red he started to frown blood was all over the floor. "When people heard about this they started to call him "The frown" "after the teeth fell off they started to give him a new name that will stay forever..." "Toothless" "others say "The smile and the frown is a better name" "the frown or the smile is still getting new names to this day..." "after this picture was taken, he died from A heat stroke" "He also started to bleed "No one could hear his scream of terror" "As he was locked in a Dampy dark room..." "The walls were soundproof, anyone that walked pass his room, didn't hear" "As he screamed of terror his vocal cord ripped and popped" "he couldn't speak or scream anymore" "All hope was lost" Ben Affleck said... "but then, he heard a noise from inside his room" The night guard's words "as soon I entered the room i saw him dead on the black dampy floor" The 2nd night guard's words were "when I entered his room, I saw a weird Circle with stars in the middle" "I knew something or someone was in here" "I ran out of there" "I called for help" "everyone thought I was joking" "When I saw his body I called manager but he thought I was lying same thing happened to Juan" "Everyone thought I was the one that killed him" "they were all so stupid" "time for my revenge" "Juan was telling the truth even I saw it..." "To this day I'm still tramuatized from what happened..." "I tried taking a picture but then I fainted" "I couldn't take a picture I kept fainting and fainting It was impossible to take a picture even on the cameras I fainted..." "Somehow they needed glasses to prevent fainting" "to this day, after I got out of jail, I get weird looks from everyone" Weirdly enough, they were all smiling" "It was a infection" "I thought they were joking, but when I looked in a mirror... I was smiling" Ps "We all weared mask to stop showing our ugly smiles"
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Category:Pointless Violence
Category:DIALOGUE!
The sole reason you are still alive right now

This is knowledge that has been passed through my family for multiple generations, it was kept secret so the knowledge wouldn't be abused, the ancients foretold of a prophecy that there will be a time when this knowledge must be shared to the world. People, i think its finally time share this knowledge to the world. It's a historical tale:
One of the old gods, the skeleton king, was talking to one of his grunt skeletons. King said to grunt: "go t the human world and kill everybody". Grunt said: "I cant my collarbone broke." King said: "alright we'll wait till december 2012 for it to heal."
2012 came around and king went to grunt again and told him: "it has healed, it's time to destroy the human species". Grunt said: "My other collarbone broke". Skeleton king was furious: "thou art a frekin' bonehead m8. You will be under constant supervision to make sure its healed and stays healed".
To this day its still healing and we have no idea when it will be healed since there is no date given.
It could be any day by now... any day...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Skeletons
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The spotted Lois

One day in Rhode Island in 2010 I was going to my friends house for the weekend my friend insisted that say over and said to my self “sure why not “ so I borrowed my moms car and on my way to my friends house. When I was driving I saw a figure standing on the street I slammed on the breaks and I was trying figure out what that is and a person dressed up like Lois from family guy I honked at her and yelled “hey get out of the road!!”but she didn’t respond she was just Standing there and staring at me I was a little scared but she wasn’t that scary out of nowhere she just disappeared and was so confused “what the heck “ and I drove off When I arrived at my friends house I felt something off I felt someone’s watching me and I turned around and no one’s was there so I went into the house and my friend greeted me “hello dude “ I responded “hello” and me and my friend chilled out for a little bit and me and friend heard knocking at the door since were home alone we had no one to pick the door for us so we did it ourselves what we saw was terrifying when we open the door the same person from the street dressed up like Lois was standing there menacingly and felt scared and Lois chased at us and my friend slam the door and ran away and hid as we hid behind the couch the person started banging on the door and my friend immediately called the police . After a few minutes the police came and the police officer said we’re is the suspect and I said in the street and The police patrolled the area and saw nothing. After that incident me and my friend Decided to stop being friends and I drop out of school and got a job at a target THE END.
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The story of...patrixxx

When Patrixxx was a baby, he wanted to take over the world; when he was six years old, he killed all of his class mates; when he was 16, he made SpongeBoxxx out of clay; when he was 25, his journey to take over the world began.
This journey would not end until he became the supreme ruler of the Trollpasta Wiki at age 666. He is now plotting for the world's destruction.
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The story of how I burnt myself with Romen Noodles

It was a late Saturday afternoon, my brother was of eating paint chips, as usual. And I was at home watching some television. After all, you've got to catch up on the new Billy May's Series, it's called OxiClean, you should check it out. Anyway I was getting quite hungry and decided to look in my kitchen for any grub. Yes I use the word grub, not food, thug life, I know. So I opened up the pantry, and then it hit me. Why don't I ask my good old pal, Billy Mays to help me clean my bathtub. So I spent all day, and night searching for his address. Eventually I found it and packed my bags. My mom didn't care, as long as we were at the most 15,000 miles away. So later that night, I made no progress so I decided to jack a car. So I scared off a driver by over italicizing my sentences. and I hopped right in. Later that next morning I made it to Billy's house. I was scared, maybe he wouldn't be able to win the MLG championship match. I didn't care, as long as Spoderman swept the window, I'd be dandy. Yes #ThugLife I know I know, I used the word dandy. Anyway, I jumped out of my car, and pulled out my 9mm Beretta Pistol, and started screaming as loud as I could for no apparent reason. I tried to get his attention that way, but noticed there was a doorbell. He answered and reluctantly gave me a life supply of Spongebob DVDS. Any way that night I told my mom what happened, she cooked me some Roman Noodles, and then dropped them on me.
And that, my friend, is how I got burned with Roman Noodles.
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Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Shortpasta
The tale of Killery the Killer

One day, Jeff & Slenderman were watching Desperate Housewives.
Man, this show sucks Said Jeff.
I guess you're wondering where all the bloodshed is Said Slenderman.
Yeah, that Said Jeff.
Hey guys! Seems like you're bored! Said Marshall.
Yeah, we're, how can you tell Said Jeff.
Cause, I know everything Said Marshall.
Jeff & Slenderman looked at Marshall with a terrified looks on both of their eyes (Even though Slenderman doesn't have eyes!)
Marshall them transformed into his alter-ego, Dr. I will cut out your soul.
Hello, here's your child Said Dr. I will cut out your soul, Dr. I will cut out your soul threw a random human child at Jeff & Slenderman.
Hello, I'm Killery the Killer Said Killery.
That's too cliche! Even for me! Said Jeff.
We'll name you Mr. Blood instead Said Slenderman.
Killery was pissed off, My name is Killery! he ran off.
Teens am I right? Said Jeff.
Killery went to Jeff's computer, he went on the Supernanny Fanon wiki and started editing all the pages, he them picked up the Ipad and started to troll people on random YouTube videos, them, in one of those comment sections, someone told him to kill himself.
Killery got so much trauma from this, he got out a noose and hung himself, Jeff opened the door to see Killery dead.
Kids nowadays Said Jeff.
Category:Trollpasta 
Category:Satire
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Suicide
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta