Alan Watt

Alan Watt was a Scottish-Canadian conspiracy theorist and crank from Ontario Canada, who ran the online conspiratorial ministry, Cutting Through The Matrix, where he preached New World Order conspiracy theories while trying to make a few bucks selling books, CDs, and DVDs.Alternative media heavyweight Alan Watt passed away on March 4, 2021 canadianliberty.com, 8 March 2021. In other words, a lesser-known but equally cranky version of Alex Jones.Alan Watt was not to be confused with the British-born philosopher and populariser of Eastern philosophy.
Consistent with a strange trend among conspiracy theorists, Watt ran a webshite that A: looks like it hasn't been updated since 1995 (sadly this is not the case). And B: has so many loud and obnoxiously bright colors of text that it makes a preschool daycare drawing look like modern chromed architecture. It will literally make your EYES BLEED.
==Basic overview==
We could go on and on, but to keep this article from being about as boring as Watt himself, we'll keep it brief.
According to his website, "Because Alan is perfectly genuine he has no agent or manager to arrange radio interviews. He belongs to no group, sect, or political party. If you would like to hear him more often, you will have to request the major talk show hosts to have him back. A mind with knowledge is a terrible thing to waste."
Starting in 2005, Watt ran a weekly radio show every Sunday, where he shat out all his conspiracy nonsense and took phone calls from listeners.http://www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com/audio.html Given the show's subject matter, as well as Watt's incredibly passive, uninteresting voice where he talked AT you rather than TO you, Watt's radio show was about as interesting as a broken garden gnome. He barely even showed interest during a 2011 radio show when a caller phoned in, showing genuine concern about world domination and public ignorance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mC7RvkNoR8&t It sounded as if Watt's counter-concern was the caller's credit card number.
Since 2006, his official logo has been a badly photo-shopped Alan Watt head in martial arts attire kicking over the tearing up pyramid eye. 
==So, what did he believe in?==
Alan Watt professed belief in the following: 
* The world as we know it has been for decades is on the brink of collapse, and a New World Order is imminent.
* Governments are using the conflict in the Middle East to distract us from the real problem… chemtrails!Alas, the chemtrails page on Cutting Through The Matrix contains little text — it's mostly contrail photos.
* Professional sports are being used to distract the populace from the elite's secret plans and to "take away your manhood".Alan Watt The Truth About Sports (video), Travinyle1 channel on YouTube
* Anthropogenic climate change is a hoax and is being used as an "excuse to bring about some agenda" involving depopulation in accordance with the Club Of Rome and the United Nations.Alan Watt - The Climate Change Scam, UN Agenda 21 and the Depopulation Agenda. HannibaltheHerbivore, YouTube, 10 October 2012.
* "Prison cities" akin to the FEMA concentration camps were to be established across the world in 2011.Alan Watt: Prison Cities Coming in 2011 - Alex Jones Tv 1/3 (video), TheAlexJonesChannel on YouTube to kill off the useless eaters. As of we're still waiting for them.
* Microchips, nanotechnology, and implanted biosensors are becoming the "new normal".
* TV is evil and only exists to brainwash the massesAlan Watt | Throw Away Your TV
* Coronavirus has been a gold mine on Watt's website. Major plot twist, he believed it's a hoax to force mandated vaccinesThe Covid Deception linked on Watt's website.
We could go on for days, but you get the idea by now.
==Selling Sharing the truth==
As if his weekly podcasts weren't enough, Alan Watt's website has a section named "Purchase" where he distributed his books, CDs and DVDs, which spread more conspiracy theories and denialist nonsense. His CDs are $40 (USD) EACHhttp://www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com/ordering/USA_Order_Form_AW.htm. He also ran a Paypal donation button and (big surprise) gladly accepted donations.
===Alan Watt in Show-Biz===
Watt made his straight-to-the-bargain-rack-in-a-gas-station big screen debut in the low budget film, Order of Chaos, starring Watt as "the radio voice" alongside a cast of absolutely nobody recognizable. The film is advertised on Watt's website and is available on Amazon.https://www.amazon.com/Order-Chaos-Milo-Ventimiglia/dp/B0032W5Z8U It actually doesn't come with a gun and ammo, despite what the front cover suggests.
==Stopped clock==
Despite his wacky beliefs, Watt was skeptical of religious fundamentalism. He also denounced the equally insane views of David Icke, although this could be seen both ways — or more likely jealousy of Icke's moolah intake.
==See also==
*Mark Dice
==External links==
*Cutting Through the Matrix (Warning: Haig's Law in effect. Do not enter without black sunglasses and a leather trench coat; ability to dodge bullets is optional.)
==References==
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