Accusations

"Accusations" is the 16th episode of Wiksteria Lane.
==Summary==
Renaboss and Lady Junky are both shocked beyond belief by unexpected turns in their lives, when Rena is told by Villain fan that he is his biological son, and Lady meets Regemma, the twin sister of the recently departed ImmaGleek. Meanwhile, Dr. Sonya is put in yet another uncomfortable position, and Renaboss and Americana both run for Chat Moderator of Wiksteria Lane.
==Plot==
Renaboss is shocked silly. Following Villain fan's surprising revelation that he is the former's father, Rena can't sit still, and begins walking around the PM room, throwing fragmented questions into the air, almost unable to come up with a coherent sentence. Vf tells him to sit down and he'll tell him the whole story. Renaboss obliges, albeit reluctantly, and Vf starts recounting the tale: he was once married to the woman who bore Lady Junky, the love of his life. However, being happily married to the greatest woman in the world wasn't enough for him, and thus he strayed, engaging in an extra-marital affair with his wife's neighbor and best friend. The woman died during childbirth, and Villain, prehoccupied with the repercussions should the secret come out that he had cheated and had a lovechild, gave Renaboss away to a foster home, and for the following 19 years he spent every day thinking about the son he gave up, and ultimately hired a private investigator to track him down. When he found Renaboss, he became aware of the trouble he was in with the law, and decided to help him out from a distance, whilst helping himself in the meantime, by sending him to Wiksteria Lane, where he knew he'd come across Lynettefan2626 and, being a righteous young man, would do everything in his power to stop the megalomaniac's evil deeds. "So... I am Lady's half-brother?" Rena asks, legitimately frustrated, "We're... blood related?". "Yes," Villain says, "You're... Mary's brother too, of course." Rena looks as though he's about to throw up. Vf apologizes to him for not being there, for giving him up due to selfish reasons, and not holding himself accountable for his troubled life. "I promise... I'm gonna try and make it up to you. The two of us... we're gonna take down Lynette... restore the peace in this community... and then I can carry out the rest of my days fixing what I broke. I promise." Renaboss, looking sickly, tells Villain fan, lowly and pausedly, that he wants to go home. Vf says he understands and lets him go.
Lady Junky is seen in the PM room of ImmaGleek's template, wherein Regemma, the departed young secretary's sister, is pouring her some tea. Regemma says she had gotten a phone call from her twin sister asking her to stop by and spend some days with her, seeing as how they hadn't seen each other in a while. "Honestly," Regemma says, "She sounded... troubled. As though something bad was going on. Would you happen to know why?" Lady says, "No. No, no, why would me?" Regemma says, "I don't know, seeing as how you said Imma is always at your template... So... can you please tell me why you said... 'You're alive'?" Lady is somewhat shaken. "I... Imma died. In a... car crash." Regemma is shocked. Lady says, "I... am so sorry. We didn't know Imma had family. We think... anyone would look for her." Regemma doesn't understand: "Wait, you thought any person would look for her? I'm not following." Lady says, "I mean... no one. I'm sorry. My... fiancé is always correcting me. My English... not good." Regemma smiles and says, "Oh. I understand. Oh, well... was there a funeral service?" Lady, after a moment of silence, says, "Oh. No, um... Imma was cremated. Her ashes were... dropped in lawn of this template, actually." Regemma says, "I see. Well... thank you for letting me know." Lady says, "You seem... okay. I think... you would be shocked. But..." "Oh, but I am," Regemma says, "I am shocked beyond belief. I can tell you with certainty I did not expect to come here and find out that my twin sister is dead. Though I have, well, I don't think I can actually be that surprised. I sensed... something, the other day. Something wrong. It's like... it's like deep down I knew." Lady says she thinks Regemma might be in a state of shock, which is why she shows little to no reaction to the demise of her sister, but Regemma says, "Oh, Lady, no... the truth is, my sister was a wretched pig of a woman, and the day she died this world became a better place. Why become blue mourning the death of a bitch? More tea?" Lady is more shocked than her company.
Dr. Sonya is seen walking around the halls of the local hospital where he works, carrying some charts with him. We are treated to a minor flashback sequence of Sonya's actions on the hospital, including him talking to a nurse, shaking hands with a fellow doctor, and spending some time with JMsapphireZ.
Dr. Sonya enters his office to find Americana sitting there, waiting for him. Sonya asks her what she's doing there, to which Amy replies that she knows he spilled the beans to Renaboss, and she is very disappointed in him. "I didn't think you'd actually do that, Sonya, considering what I have on you. I mean, one little phone call and I could ruin your life. Just like that. What a shame you had to go and call my bluff, by disrespecting our little agreement." Sonya says he just couldn't bear to go through with it anymore, he was losing sleep. "Making someone think they're dying of cancer... even more, subjecting them to chemotherapy... is such a cruel punishment." Americana smiles and says, "My favorite kind..." She gets up from the chair and puts her hands over his desk, leaning towards him, and saying, in a rather menacing tone, "Straight to the point: I'm sparing you. This time. Because I think I can still have some use for you later on. And it's nice to have a 'puppy' of sorts, that I can teach tricks to. But take this into consideration: you mess up my plans once more, and I have you whacked. It's as simple as that." Americana leaves the office, always smiling, and Dr. Sonya looks scared.
Renaboss is having a talk with Jdg98, regarding what Villain fan told him. Jdg's jaw is dropped. Rena says, "I mean... the moment I met her... I could feel it... this, connection we had. I could just sense it. I thought I was in love with her... and now I know. The reason we connected... is because we're family. I feel... so dirty." Jdg tries to comfort him, saying he couldn't have possibly known. "And hey, at least you guys didn't screw around. So you kissed a little, big whoop. Just... let it go." Rena is quiet. Jdg says, "Yeah, I know it's easier said than done." He then asks Rena if he's gonna help Vf take down Lynette, and Rena doesn't know what to do. Jdg says, "Well... you've been here for months now, and you've done very little. The thing is, in order to take down Lynette, you're gonna need to be put in a bit of a position of more power. Because right now... well, you're nothing." Rena is intrigued.
Lynettefan2626 is in his office, as per usual, signing some documents, when Renaboss walks in, unannounced. Lynette notices him and says he should really get cracking on hiring a new secretary to tell him when unpleasant people show up at his door. Rena says the maid let him in, and he has something important to say. Lynette asks what, to which Rena responds: "I wanna run for Chat Mod." Lynette is surprised. After a moment of silence, he puts on his plastic smile and says, "Wonderful."
Americana is seen entertaining her guest, Villain fan. She pours him some coffee and offers up some butter cookies to go with it. Vf comments that he never thought there'd come the day when she would be the perfect hostess. Americana says she is growing to be really good at this suburban thing. Vf asks her why she called him over, and Amy says, "Well... as you probably know, my plan to make Renaboss think he was dying of cancer was thwarted. Dr. Sonya - that moron - spilled the beans. And now... well, I wanna concoct a new plan. I figured maybe I could get your help?" She sits down by him, and looks as though she's flirting with him. "Oh, Amy...", he says, "Do you take me for stupid?" She puts her hand over his chest and asks what he means. "I mean... that you're not the only break-in expert on this street. I saw what you have in your basement. I know Lynette hired you to mess with me." Americana is distraught. "Fuck...", she says, "You're good." "No. I'm better. Now, if that is all, can I go home now? And maybe you can pack me up some of those yummy cookies to take with me." Americana gets up, angry, and says, "God damn it. I can't believe I shared so much with you. I should have never told you that Rena had cancer. And everything else..." Vf smiles and says, "Indeed. Like, your new little project? To take down that, that kid my son is always hanging around with? That's shameless, Amy. Even for you." Americana is shocked. "Wait?... Your son? Who the fuck is your son?" "Why, Renaboss," he says. "I figured you'd know something like that. Aren't you also an expert P.I.?" Americana is speechless. The front door is then opened and Lynettefan makes his way in, surprised to see Villain there, and tells Americana he wants her to become Chat Mod after all.
The following day, Lynettefan2626 hosts an assembly meeting for the entire audience of Wiksteria Lane, at the local chatroom, where he announces the two candidates for the position of Chat Mod, new neighbors Renaboss and Americana. The two candidates give their speeches, both rather compelling. The audience seems to be torn.
Villain fan approaches Renaboss after his speech, and tells him he can count on his vote. Rena takes the opportunity to ask him to keep his distance for the time being. Vf is sympathetic. Rena also asks him that he keep the truth from Lady for the time being as well. Vf nods affirmatively.
Americana comes over to Renaboss, after his brief chat with Vf, and offers to shake his hand, telling him, "May the best one win." Rena shakes her hand, never smiling, and says, "I know you were behind it, bitch. My 'cancer'. I'm gonna ruin you." Amy smiles, provokingly so, and says, "I'm looking forward to that."
In the audience, we are shown the voting process, as almost all of the members of the community enter the booths to vote for their favorite candidate. Lady Junky enters the booth and takes no time voting for Rena. I luv pll enters the booth and says, "Shit... Yo no read." She then marks down a random square - Americana's. Dr. Sonya is then shown, taking some time, as though he's worried someone is watching him, and then votes for Rena. QuinnQuinn votes for Amy. Jdg, having been granted an honorary entitlement to vote when he gained template ownership, votes for Rena. The rest of the voting continues.
At the end, Lady Junky, reluctantly serving as the ballot counter due to her status in the community and the lack of an official one, tells her fiancé that there is a tie: both Rena and Amy received the exact same amount of votes. Lynette smiles, knowing that, in the event of a tie, the president is in charge of assigning the Chat Mod himself.
Lynettefan2626 comes out of the chatroom to announce the victeur. He gives a little introductory speech, and then says, "And ultimately, the end result... was a tie. The thing is, both candidates for the position of Chat Mod received the same amount of votes. And, as you all know, in the event of a tie, it is up to the President to determine who is made Chat Mod." Rena and Jdg look frustrated. Lynette continues: "And therefore, even though both candidates have so much potential, I have decided to elect Renaboss as the community's Chat Mod!" A wave of acclaim is brought on by the crowd, and Rena and Jdg are shocked, as is Lady. Rena gets up on the stage and shakes Lynette's hand, both of them faking smiles. Lynette says "Congratulations... Chat Mod." "Thank you... Mr. President."
Lady goes over the papers, and is caught off-guard when I luv pll enters the office, ready to scrub it clean. "Pll... you give me heart attack." The maid says "Sorry." Lady tells her, "Pll, the boss needs not know I do this, okay?" Pll says "Okay, lady miss. I no say. I no say lot of thing." Lady asks, "Like... what?", and Pll says, "Como el jarro del Diablo." Lady is confused.
Shortly afterwards, Lady makes her way to her father's navbar, in his template, and goes through his stuff, only to find the aforementioned jar... with what looks like a child's heart in it. Lady is so horrified she almost drops it to the floor.
Americana and Lynettefan2626 are seen in the latter's office. She tells him she is proud of him for playing along with her. "I have to say," Lynette starts, "I was always sort of... doubtful that you would be okay with Renaboss being elected Chat Mod. Especially after you asked to be made one instead days ago." Americana says, "I thought about it some more. Him being Chat Mod... goes along real well with my new project." Lynette is curious, but Amy won't tell him more, as she wants his shock to look genuine when it does come up. Amy then says, "Besides... you still have an opening for secretary. I'm still interested if you are." Amy leaves the office, and Lynette looks frustrated. "Shit..." he says.
Over at 4349 Wiksteria Lane, Villain fan is seen in his bedroom, lying on his bed, naked, with a female hand on top of his chest. He is heard saying, "We really should stop doing this... I know the drill, we do this, and then I tell you stuff, and you tell me stuff... Stuff the both of us regret saying to one another. And I know it's tempting, but... we just... we just really need to stop doing this." His sexual partner reveals herself -- it's MaryPierceLopez! She tells him, "But why, daddy? We're so used to it... I mean, I fuck with you, you buy me nice things... and don't worry. I can keep your secrets." Vf sighs.
Americana gets out of her template, screaming in apparent agony, asking for help. Some residents of the lane get out of their templates, including the Chat Mod, Renaboss, and his roommate Jdg, Lynettefan, Villain fan, Dr. Sonya, and some unidentified neighbors. Renaboss asks her what's wrong as he approaches her, and when she sees Jdg she starts screaming out, backing away from him, and shouting at him to stay the hell away from her. Lynette, sort of amused, repeats Rena's question, and Amy says, "That pervert sexually harassed me!", as she points at Jdg. The entire audience is shocked and confused, and Lynette has to hold back a smile. Jdg tells everyone she's crazy, and Rena asks her what she means by that.
Shortly afterwards, Americana is showing them the dirty messages Jdg allegedly sent her, in which he vows to make love to her until her privates are sore, in which he confesses to spying her while she's in the shower by sneaking around her template at night, and more. Jdg, completely horrified, tells them this is a lie, she is lying again, just like what she did in regard to Rena's cancer. Americana claims to have no idea what he is talking about, and demands that Jdg get arrested. 
Lynettefan asks Renaboss if he is going to do his job, in the face of such incriminating evidence. Rena, reluctant, takes out his handcuffs. Jdg asks him what he's gonna do. Americana looks hysterical.
Renaboss turns Jdg around and starts cuffing his hands behind his back, telling him he has a right to remain silent and everything he says can and will be used against him in a court of law. Jdg gets teary-eyed and asks his best friend what he is doing. Renaboss says, normally, "I'm afraid I have to place you under arrest." Lynette smiles. Rena then tells Jdg, lowly, "I am so sorry..."
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