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The Among Us Slavery Theory

As the title explains, this theory is going to be based on slavery that theoretically happened within the among us universe. Now, you must be asking. What the hell are you talking about? Are you insane? And my answer to those questions are that I will cut your eyes out. Anyways, In the among us character selection screen there are many options, such as hats masks or even clothes but the most important and the most identifiable feature is the color. We have never seen an among us character outside of what is their "spacesuit", and even in the spacesuit they seem to need oxygen as seen in the oxygen impostor sabotage. This means the "spacesuit" is actually their skin. This got me thinking. Are these colors just ethnicities? Race? I think they are. The among us ships or bases or whatever could be similar to what is the ISS, where multiple people from around the world go into a giant space ship or structure. To further support this, you only speak in among us in a tablet, you never speak outside of using the tablet which must mean it's a translator. Now, with all this, let's get to the REAL theory. In among us culture, red is largely considered to be the most "sus" out of all of them, now you might be wondering, why red? I think I have an answer. Racism. For hundreds of years, the red crewmates were oppressed by others crewmates and were forced to do tasks for no pay and were accused for no reason. This changed in modern times, of course, the societal mark still stays, and a large amount of people still think red crewmates are different and more sus. In conclusion, the among us spacesuits are actually skin and the red crewmates used to be slaves for the other among us crewmates. Thank you for listening.
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The Animation

Various GoAnimate users were sent a chain email sent by an anonymous animator by the name of "aaa432". The email contained the message:
Here is an animation I made just for you!
It's very funny!
Note: this email is sent to your friends when you watch this.
[link omitted]
The video was comprised of various coloured frames, with random interruptions from strange clips, including:
Interruption 1: A man with dark brown hair in the "Comedy World" theme is seen walking down a path, with "Romance" playing at 800% volume. This lasts around 25 seconds.
Interruption 2: A black haired nerd from the "Cartoon Classics" theme is sitting on a bench. Every 20 seconds, one of the 5 people next to him disappears until nobody is left. This lasts 100 seconds.
Interruption 3: Anytime this interruption is played, it changes, creating a scene involving the death of the viewer's GoAnimate avatar. It will even create GoAnimate avatars for the viewer if said viewer has none.
Interruption 4: A randomly selected GoAnimate video. One user reported seeing "Dora Babysits Abuela" while others reported seeing their videos.
The video has been deleted, with only one section, Interruption 1, being recorded.
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The Anonymous Caller

The time was 11:39 AM, still practically the morning, the storms rolling around, rain coming down, and lightning cracking in the sky like any other day. A young lady, was only sitting on her couch, flipping through a few channels to watch in the rain, when she had heard a simple phone call ringing from her cellphone. Putting down the remote and walking toward the kitchen, she looked at the number and was quite unfamiliar with it, though decided to take call and put the cell to her ear.
"Come to the basement..." said a voice, as if it were a little girl's voice. "...come." The lady was in shock and terror, and armed herself with a knife, coming toward the door and keeping the cellphone to her ear.
"No knives..." the voice whispered once the lady came to the door. The lady was hesitant, though had dropped the knife completely when the voice yelled the same phrase. Oddly enough, it wasn't heard from the basement, only on the cell phone.
With much hesitation and reluctance, the woman finally opened her door, and what she had seen was a tall and albino female figure, as if in her young teens, looking up at her with red eyes and a simple grimace. The lady had soon slammed the door shut and ran, ran away toward her neighbor's home, in where her neighbor called police.
...though nothing, not even a shred of clothing, was found... Not a trace of the call... No history of the call...
It was as if the caller was simply a hallucination...
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The Arcade Game

Once there was an old, empty arcade. It was set up around where I lived, and I felt like playing some games, so I headed there to check it out, but there was only one game machine. I played it. The game was a pretty standard stupid arcade platformer, but when I died, the flashing text read "Prease inselt one coin to containyou." I assumed it was just a really bad translation and put in a quarter.
But that's enough talking for now. Could someone please get me out of this arcade machine? Hey, what are you doing? Don't you dare touch that joystick!
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The Arcanaeum Ritual

In Skyrim, go to The Arcanaeum, and say in real life:
"Oh Arcaenus, grant me your knowledge on this day, I wish to have knowledge greater then the wisest man in all of Aurbis!"
Then, A demonic entity will appear before you. Do not look directly into his eyes. He will take you into the true arcanaeum, which is a plane of oblivion, where your soul will live there for all eternity. The demonic entity is Arcaenus. Some people say he is a demonic version of your own characters, others say he is miraak without a mask. His appearance various from person to person. 
If the Demonic Entity looks like Mehrunes Dagon or any daedric deity, ABORT THE RITUAL. If the Arcanaeum is completely empty and there is nothing in sight, ABORT THE RITUAL. If you manage to see alduin instead of the demonic entity, ABORT. THE. RITUAL.
To Abort the ritual, go to a save data from the day before you attempted to preform this ritual.
To End the ritual, you must say in real life: "Thank you for delivering me your vast knowledge of this universe, but you are now no longer needed. I appreciate this very much." The demonic entity will be in your skyrim game a year from now to test your strength. Fail and you will go to his plane of oblivion. Win and you will gain infinite knowledge.
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The Ass Monster

I guess you could say it was all my brother's fault. He was a happy kid, and was two years younger than me. The day before, he had visited my grandparents in Ohio. The day he got back, he told me more about Grandpa than I myself knew.
Grampa was 83 years old at the time, and had a strong body. He had been a blue-collar worker before he retired, and he worked in the local plant, lifting and moving metals and wood. I never knew exactly what he did there, but I knew it involved a lot of physical labor, and that it didn't require much education.
The day my brother came home, he seemed different. He had always been a prankster with a great sense of humor, and when he returned from his trip, he wasn't as talkative as usual. I immediately knew something was wrong. It was in his eyes.
"Jay, what is it?" I simply asked. I knew he would tell me if there was something actually wrong. He trusted me, and I trusted him.
"I don't even know," he responded.
I didn't know what to say, but I shivered as I saw a single tear run down his face. Without another word, I grabbed his hand and pulled him towards the front yard.
He knew where I was leading him. In the park on the street beside ours, there was a hideout, heavily shrouded by bushes. As kids, we always went there to play, do our homework, or just talk. It was our place, where information could be shared without fear of anyone else hearing. If Jay was going to tell me what was wrong, he would do it here.
We finally reached the group of bushes that evoked so many memories from childhood. I let go of his hand and pulled myself under the biggest bush, and I reached the small clearing that we called ours. As a kid, I could fit easily between the bushes, but by now it was getting difficult.
Jay followed me through the bushes, still remaining silent.
"Come on, Jay. Tell me what happened."
"It's Grandpa," Jay said, hesitating.
I shivered once again. Had something happened? Was Grandpa okay? A weight began to swell in the pit of my stomach. I suddenly didn't want to hear the rest of what Jay had to say. I bit my lip and said nothing.
"What about Grandpa?" I whispered.
"The factory," Jay began. "You remember the factory that Grandpa worked in his whole life?"
"Yeah, I know the one," I murmured.
"Grandpa never told us what exactly he did in there."
"Yeah," I replied, motioning for Jay to continue.
"There's a reason Grandpa didn't tell us what he did in there," Jay said, lowering his voice.
I filled with a suspenseful fear. "Why not?"
"Because he was a hobo that never had a job," my brother said.
"Oh," I said.
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The Asterisk Eyes

A few years ago some of you may have heard of men with asterisk eyes. If none of you have, let me explain the story. There was a strange email flying across the internet that never said who sent it, the subject was: Beware. This email would have an animated gif of first, the eye with the word beware over it, half a face of someone with these eyes, and a giant smile, finally a full-body of someone with these eyes.
This was completely animated, no visiuals of real people. With this gif, there was sound in the background in sink with the animation. The music was a distorted noise. There was also a poem that said: "Beware of the Village in the woods, it has come to see you. Things might not make sense, you will have to make sense of it." The voice was alto, and distorted, as well.
Those who saw this most likely deleted it before watching this, or at least finishing the video. Those who did seemed to go crazy for an annonymous reason. After they went crazy they died shortly afterwards. The only way I know all of this was from research. By the way, this is hard to find, mostly since someone always deletes them if they go into too much detail. I have figured out what those details are, so I won't tell you that much. Now the email doesn't exsist.
I must warn you all not to recreate these email events, some people don't remember now, and wish to remain in peace. There are some tragic lives out there who lost a loved one to this. If you stumbled across this and I ruined your life for reminding you all about how your friend died, I am sorry. Hopefully I won't get deleted for the same reasons as those who I found this information.
I heard about this email from a friend, he told me about how the asterisk eyes killed people, and to not trust those who have them, but he didn't really know about this. He heard in a YouTube video. I was a skeptic at first, until I decided to research. The first things I found were people's accounts on various websites, which didn't have any connection to the event. I eventually found the wording to find them at the end of the page on a search engine I am not famliar with. (I will not give that away for I have been removed before from this information.)
The info was mostly from blogs, and cheap websites. I found some info on Myspace, but what could you expect. I found some images that showed how the asterisk eyes looked, but none looked like they were from the same source. Though, I didn't just research this all in one day, it took me months to gather a small amount of information. You see the information lasted for all of two days until it was deleted the next. I tried to save URLs, but the pages didn't exsist. Do we not all hate when information is deleted, never to be recognised of it's exsistence again. Maybe some of you wish to never remember this story.
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The Atak of teh Zombe Oogies

Author's note: THEY EAT U!!!
I was wake up one day
Author's note: NOT CLICHE
i said "today I will place soft ball" 
Author's note: SEE ITS NOT CLICHE IF IT WAS CLICHE I WOUDL HAVE SAID BASEBALL WOULD U S2PED PEOPLE GIVE ME A BREAK? PLZ GIVE THIS STORY 5 STARS ALSO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE 3 TIMES FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK AND VISIT AND DONATE 2 MY PATREON U WILL SEE IT IS NOT CLECHE!!! U PEOPE R SICK!!! ALSO U BELONG IN A MENTAL INSTATUTION AND BE LOCKED UP FOR GOOD!!! AND HAVE SOMEONE SWALLOW THE KEY AND IT B DIGESTED U FRICKIN FRICKS!!!
ok anyway i was go to GameStop and bought Spore Creature for $1.08 
Author's note: NOT CLECHE THAT I GO 2 GAMESTOP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE HAVE YOU NO LIVES OF UR OWN ALL YOU CAN GO DIE AND SEND FLOWERS 2 URSELF CAUSE NO ONE CARES 4 U!!!!1!
anyway i go home and i put the game into my DS and it started normally but with no logo and an oogie flashed on the screen with no eyes
Author's note: NOOOO! NOT CLECHE!!! OK!? NOT IS NOT EVER BEEN U B4 ALSO I FORGOT 2 MENTION CHECK OUT MY FREND'S CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE HE MAKES THE MOST AMAZING GAMING VIDEOES HE PLAYS FIVE NIGHTS AT FREEDDY'S AND TIS AWESOME!!! DO IT!!!
anyway i was start the game and the previous profile was caled "died" this was 2004 so spore creatures shouldn't have been out yet
Author's note: OH AND ALSO THAT TROLL WHO KEEPS DISLIKING ME AND MY FRENDS VIDEOS U CAN SUCK MY KNICKERBOCKER AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED ALSO DID I MENTION THIS SSTORY IS NOT CLECHE I MEAN IT!!! IT'S LIKE NOT OK? ALLL U GOOD FOR NOTHING UNGREATFUL AAND ITS EVEN EMOTIONAL LIKE IT GIVES U THAT FEELS MAN CAUSE ITS SADLY!!!! U PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING OF A GOOD STORY!!!!!!1
Ok so i was seen that and i twas thought it a little spooky but ok so i go and there was blood.
Author's note: NOOOOOOOOOT CLECHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
and there was a dead bodies and skeletons on the grounD 
Author's note: NOT A CLECHE THING 2 HAPPEN OR ANYTHING!!!!!
and so i seen that and i walked and i see the oogie from the start screen he had red eyes and blud all over him 
Author's note: NOT FRICKIN CLECHE ALRIGHT
and so 
Author's note: NO FORGET IT I'M NOT CONTINUEING UNTILL U PEOPLE ASTOP SAYING ITS CLECHE!!!
THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE!!!
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The Atheist Incident

An atheist once saw a little boy crying next to some spilled ice cream, he told the boy "what kind of God would allow this to happen? Truly the universe is inherently empty of any set meaning" That young boy began crying louder and became more upset. He leaned down close and said "what are you crying about you little shit? You think God will help you get that cone back? You are pathetic and worthless". The little boy ran away crying, then the atheist flipped a half full plastic water bottle in the air and fell down exactly on the bottom and stayed standing up upright. Everyone around him started clapping and cheering.
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The Attack of Zombie Reagan

One night Ronald Reagan returned from the dead, screaming "LOW TAXES!" in a deep and gravelly voice. Then he saw how Obama was running the country and got pissed off. He killed a fresh zombie to return himself to regular human form and went to his personal armory hidden under the Washington monument to get some guns. He walked outside, dual-wielding two miniguns with lazer-shooting sunglasses. He called his gigantic bald eagle and jumped on its back, flying around the White House.
Then the police showed up and started shooting at Reagan, but the bullets just bounced off of him. The eagle swooped down, grabbing most of the cops and causing the rest to run away.
Then Reagan's eagle opened its mouth, revealing a missile launcher. It fired a missile at the White House, blowing up most of it and forcing Obama to jump out and stand on top of the Washington monument like some kind of ninja or something.
Then Obama got out two big shotguns and aimed them at Reagan after he jumped off the eagle and onto what was left of the White House's roof. "I refuse to let you end my dictatorship." Then Obama fired flaming shotgun bullets and Reagan dodged them like in The Matrix. I mean these guys were going at it like in a fucking anime or video game or something because the Washington monument is, like, three blocks away from the White House. I checked on Google Maps.
Then Reagan fired his dual miniguns at the Washington monument below, causing Obama to fall and get trapped under the rubble. Reagan came up to the ruins of the Washington monument. "I win ..." Reagan dropped his miniguns and stared at the rubble, enjoying his victory.
Then Obama jumped out and kicked Reagan in the chest, sending him back forty miles. He walked up to him and said, "No, I win." Then Obama brushed off his suit and smoked a victory cigar.
"I still win." Reagan put his lazer sunglasses and fired them at Obama.
Obama lied on the ground, screaming like a bitch over his eye that Reagan lazered off. Just as the former president was about to finish him off, Obama had one last thing to say: "WAIT!"
Reagan stopped. "What?"
"I want a BB gun for Christmas!"
"You'll shoot your eye out, president ..." Reagan quickly dug a hole going down one-hundred miles and kicked Obama into it.
"I'll be back," Obama said like in The Terminator.
Then Reagan covered up the hole and the government decided to re-inaugurate him. President Ronald Reagan decided to celebrate with a victory freedom burger.
Meanwhile, Obama sits in his underground prison and plans his revenge.
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The Attic

My mother had died recently and left an old house to me. At night I would hear little creaks and groans but passed it off as the house settling. Until one night...
But to understand what I am talking about, let's rewind four months prior the incident.
My mother was a woman who had... issues. Her mind had slipped after the death of my father who she saw as her only companion. I was an only child so I had to watch her. There were times where she would have episodes and forget everything going on around her or just go comatose. The doctors said she wouldn't have long to live since her mind was deteriorating to the point of no return.
There were times she would sit in her room and "talk" to my father. Right before my father had his heart attack, she put all her worldly possessions in the attic. She sealed it up the day he died and refused to go in there and never let anyone set foot near the entrance. One day, I went out to get her prescriptions which only took me twenty minutes to do.
When I got back to the house, there was a heavy feeling in the air. A feeling of dread, depression.... and death. I went to her room and she wasn't there. There was a note on her bed that said "I can't stay away from them anymore. My precious memories are calling me to them." I dropped the note and ran to the attic doorway which was now torn open.
The door frame looked like someone tried to claw it down with their bare hands because I found a nail and blood on it. I walked up the stairs slowly, not knowing what to expect. The boxes that had my mothers treasures were scattered about. It looked like she was trying to find something.
I searched the attic and finally found her as I sank to my knees. She lay on the ground with a picture of my father, her lover, her one true friend in life. The one person that was with her in death. The color in her face was drained and her eyes were open with fear. The mortician said her heart suddenly stopped as if she saw something that scared the life out of her.
Two months later, the attic was calling me up there. The whispers came out at night. Softly requesting my presence. I tried to wait as long as I could and only made it for another two months. I made my way up the familiar stairs, now knowing the essence up there. As I made it to the top, my parents were standing side by side, smiling at me. They will find my body by the next evening. I plan to join them and make the family whole once again. They say hi by the way. Their bodies are sitting right beside me although now-a-days my father is getting to be so skinny he almost resembles a skeleton. My mom is still as beautiful as ever though. Their obituaries are framed and hanging above their beds. I lay down in mine. I say goodnight as their shadows consume me, taking out the life force left in me as I join them.
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The Audino

At your risk, I may steal a few lines from 'The Last Audino' and 'Audino wants to play'.
After Cursed Green was burned, I thought it was over... It was not, I was actually looking up on my computer and saw a unique file called 'Audino.exe' I decided to download it, but it was four hours long. So I decided to wait.
After a day after Audino.exe was downloaded I saw a package and it was "Blood Red", it looked like white, but it wasn't... I also saw something in it. It was a doll of Audino, but it was not an ordinary audino... I saw its morbid face and knew it was the Audino from the Pasta 'Audino wants to play'.
Three days after the Morbid Audino stared into my soul I decided to start playing Audino.exe, it was ctually white version, but everyone had a Pokémon named Audino, all the wild Pokémon were Audino, and if it was rare, it was that MORBID FREAKING Audino, When I saw the Audino I lost my memory of Audino.exe.
Woke up in some blood covered room, actually saw even more morbid audinos. I looked out the window and there was the last audino, the morbid audinos let me outside (good thing they are peaceful but morbid). It was actually very scared, it was like saying
"Please don't hurt me...". It was crying very sadly, I grabbed the Audino and hugged it nicely, it looked at me and it was saying something, like it was "Do you love me?" (From Forever Mine, I DID NOT MAKE FOREVER MINE!)
The Audino then talked "I am lonely..." I murmured back to it "Don't be sad..." When I was going to hug it, the morbid audino used Blood Beam on it, Is blood beam really a move!?
Then it turned into that mor... I dropped it when it was that morbid version, fainted, and I heard chanting of "Kill us, come on... We know you want to kill ussssssss..." The 'us' was faded and it was in echo.
In my fainted vision I saw audino, it was morbid and they speaked, well o​dd... Blood Red was a dream, the Audino was a dream, and I feel that Fuzz is causing all this, I might get Cursed Green again and kill Fuzz once and for all!
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