Happy jim.exe version 2 black version.13

This is a story of a young man named Dan, or was it Fred. Gerasim maybe? Oh, fuck it. 
The douchefag I'm talking about had a horrendous encounter with an abnormal creature. 
Not a sonic fan character, not a Jeff the killer fan character made by those awful people on tumblr. 
No, I'm talking about... A CREEPYPASTA FAN CHARACTER. 
His name was HAPPY JIM.EXE VERSION 2 BLACK VERSION.13!!!!! Super scary, eh? No? No?! 
Fuck you all. 
So the douchenozzle was at home eating coco pops drenched in smegma butter when he heard his doorbell ring and knock at the same time. 
"HAO ABDOMINAL." The douchefry though so he answered the door and his friend Pjotr was there. He had bad news, "john is kill" muttered Pjotr through his RAT,VERMIN,STENCHED,DARK AND BLACK breath. "no" whispered the douchehair. But then Pjotr was stabbed by a horrible thing so horrible, it was horrible. 
IT'S EYES WERE 
No I can't bring my self to say it. 
NO!
DON'T PRESSURE ME. 
FINE!  
HIS EYES WERE HYPER-REALISTIC. 
This thing screamed " I AM HAPPY JIM.EXE VERSION 2 BLACK VERSION.13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TIME FOR PAPPUR!" 
The douchepan was chased across the room and hid in his cupboard where he kept his tea! Until a phone popped out so he ran into his bedroom and called the police on his skeleton. The police said "we cannot answer your call because john is kill" BUT THEN WHO WAS SKELETON????? 
The douchehead cursed Johnathan Lenin and ran through his window because that makes sense until Happy Jim.exe version 2 black version.13 shouted in the garbled language of translator"luck now." The list of translations above his head said otherwise 
From English: TIME FOR HAPPY!
To Vietnamese: THỜI GIAN CHO HẠNH PHÚC!
Back to English: TIME FOR HAPPINESS!
To Catalan: TEMPS PER A LA FELICITAT!
Back to English: TIME FOR HAPPINESS!
To Turkish: MUTLULUK ZAMANI!
Back to English: A TIME OF REJOICING!
To Thai: เวลาซึ่งดีใจ
Back to English: Time of rejoicing
To Swedish: Tid av glädje
Back to English: Time for joy
To Danish: Tid til glæde
Back to English: Time for joy
To Dutch: Tijd van vreugde
Back to English: Time of joy
To Estonian: Aja rõõmu
Back to English: Time for joy
To Finnish: Aika ilosta
Back to English: A time for joy
To French: Un moment de joie
Back to English: A moment of joy
To German: Ein Moment der Freude
Back to English: A moment of joy
To Greek: Μια στιγμή της χαράς
Back to English: A moment of joy
To Spanish: Un momento de alegría
Back to English: A moment of joy
To Hebrew: רגע של אושר
Back to English: A moment of happiness.
To Slovenian: Trenutek sreče.
Back to English: A moment of happiness.
To Russian: Момент счастья.
Back to English: The moment of happiness.
To Bulgarian: Момент на щастие.
Back to English: A moment of happiness.
To Japanese: 幸せの瞬間。
Back to English: The moments of happiness.
To Korean: 행복의 순간입니다.
Back to English: A moment of happiness.
To Latvian: Laimes mirklis.
Back to English: The moment of happiness.
To Lithuanian: Laimės momentas.
Back to English: The moment of happiness.
To Romanian: Moment de fericire.
Back to English: The Moment of happiness.
To Polish: Tej chwili szczęścia.
Back to English: The moment of happiness.
To Haitian Creole: Kounye a de bonheur.
Back to English: Now of happiness.
To Arabic: الآن سعادة.
Back to English: Now happily.
To Chinese Traditional: 現在令人高興。
Back to English: Happily now.
To Hungarian: Szerencsére most.
Back to English: Fortunately, right now.
To Norwegian: Heldigvis, akkurat nå.
Back to English: Fortunately, right now.
To Czech: Naštěstí, právě teď.
Back to English: Fortunately, right now.
To Chinese Simplified: 幸运的是，现在。
Back to English: Lucky is now.
To Slovak: Lucky je teraz.
Back to English: Lucky is now.
To Ukranian: Lucky в даний час.
Back to English: Lucky now.
To Indonesian: Lucky sekarang.
Back to English: Lucky now.
To Portuguese: Sorte agora.
Back to English: Luck now.
The douchemail died due to Happy jim.exe version 2 black version.13 killing him with his hyper realistic knife. 
Then pjotr woke up and THERE WAS HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD SKELETON PHONES POPPING OUT EVERYWHERE. 
But the true qustion is... 
WHO WAS PJOTR?
A guy who was most likely shocked by the death of John Lennon.
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