Dumbass EGY

And I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned, is just 
another excuse that you are FAT! You live with your father and uncle and
 you "think" that you are also a MAN. You have hairy legs unless you are
 a femme gay man, and if you even have "balls", you must shave those 
too. You drool, say "hurr hurr" through a pair of face braces, and eat 
everyone's hamsters when your gerbil gets out of your hole to rape their
 cages! You knock everything over with your lizard-like tail, and you 
can't make up your mind because your two heads are always bitching at 
one another! GEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST, MAAAANNNN!!! 
And then there was THIS:
midnight-oyl
You think you are whatever site you land on, the earth is just a dead thing you can claim.''
~~Heresay!
 You are calling the kettle BLACK! And if the Earth WAS "dead", you 
would not be able to SURVIVE on it! George Carlin had a really good 
point in his comedy when he said that the Earth wouldn't care about us 
in the end, it would shake all of us off, like a bad case of FLEAS! 
And...learn2dictionary, TWAT...when you are speaking of the planet, it 
is "Earth", not "earth"... You say Earth to refer to the fucking planet,
 and you say "earth" only if you are relating to it's soil, digging into
 the "earth", or walking on the "earth" or whatever! Didn't "Stupid 
School" teach you dummies that??? 
But i know every rock and tree and creature has a life, has a spirit, has a name.
Obviously,
 YOU DO NOT. Again, if the Earth was DEAD, you would not be here. We 
would not be here either! It would be YOUR fault that you killed it with
 your unfunny stories and shitty artwork and your creation of the 
weregrinch made Satan himself go EMO and he fucking destroyed the Earth!
 You are the real anti-christ!
You think the only people who are people are the people who look and think like you.
1.
 Get up off your ass; 2. Walk away from the computer; 3. Find a mirror; 
4. Look at it, dumbass, because that's YOU (and nobody else in there but
 us REFLECTIONS [of YOU]), lol
One must walk in another man's shoes to truly understand them.
Obviously
 you don't walk in anyone's shoes! You probably don't even walk in your 
own and ride in a wheelchair with 'hit stickers' on the side of all 
those smart people you ran over! Your mouth walks more miles than you 
do, and if you got as much exercise as your mouth does or your fingers 
typing your shit all the time, you wouldn't be so "big-boned"!
If you walk the footsteps of a stranger you will learn things you never knew.
Again,
 you don't know a damn thing. But you sure as hell knew we were trolling
 you, but then again...we made that too OBVIOUS, because your retarded 
brain wouldn't be able to pick it up otherwise! 
Have
 you heard the beast cry to the full moon? Or let the wise owl tell you 
where he has been? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain.... 
and most importantly... can you paint with the colours of the wind?''
I've heard many beasts that cry to the moon...if you are a beast, it is a HAMBEAST, and nothing more! 
Wise owl....STFU. DURR HURRR, STFU with the Zelda references you stupid TWAT...
You
 singing with Mountains? They wouldn't want to sing with you? In fact, 
now I know why there are landslides on those mountains you sing with, 
because your singing voice is so sour (more than that of William Hung's)
 that you cause the mountains to CRUMBLE!
I paint with the 
"colours" (damn sheepfucking britfag, it's spelled COLORS, but you 
wouldn't know that, you are too busy trolling to learn how to spell!) 
all the fucking time, you MORON....it's called a FART, and I do it 
because you give me GAS with the crap you feed me on my PAGE! 
You
 repeat things like a PARROT. Does Mariana want a CRACKER? HELL....even 
REAL parrots are annoyed by you, and want to feed YOU a cracker and to 
tell you to STFU! You reference everyone else because you are a sorry 
ass excuse for a human being, who is fat and lazy and sits at her 
computer all fucking day even when the cows come home....
If you ask me, I think she needs a milkmaid, because this lolzcow really needs MILKED!
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