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Existence

Existence, also known as Hell, is a condition where an object or being ceases to not exist. Though this definition may appear to be circular, it's all the scientists have figured out thus far. Since the opposite of existence is non-existence, and non-existence seems only to be defined as not existing; there is no other reference with which to define existence other than non-existence, and existence is simply a severe lack of non-existence.
== Big Bang ==
Existence began with The Great Unknown. When nothingness- a “zero” began to multiply itself into a collection of zeros; all equaled nothing, but were still collectively- something. Someone asked- “How many zeros do you have?” At this realization that something can come out of nothing, the big bang occurred. Scattering this new existence through the enormous vacuum of nonexistence. 
== Who’s Your Daddy? ==
This is the point in the article where we have to shake hands and part ways. I know, I know- things were going so well. But you see, it’s right at this point where your parents, religious leaders, friends, tutors, television, and strangers take over. They all have a supposed greater interest in telling you the rest of this story. Don’t worry too much. When you get scared they will include fantastical images of good and evil battling it out, and good always winning. They may even throw in something about a jolly guy in a red suit who rewards you for being good, or a fairy that loves to collect human teeth. Or they may just teach you how to fire an AK-47 in the name of so and so and send you off to kill infidels. No matter what though, someone will teach you something to complete this void, leaving very little room for you to insert your own ideas. What’s that? You would like to free up some room right now? Expand your mind? No, I’m not talking about LSD silly. If you’ve got some extra space in your cranium than by all means- read on.
== There is No Spoon ==
The first thing you have to understand is there are no answers-yet. If anybody really knew why anything exists, could really explain it- than we would be finished here. Yeah that’s right, people would actually shut up, and stop fundraising. Nobody can agree on anything because the answer has not yet been discovered. It’s not love, or any of that touchy feely “why can’t we all just get along” crap. Love is not the universal answer. All the fun spiritual propaganda out there aimed at explaining the universe and moral issues still fails to logically address the issue of existence. The people around you would love for you to go back to bed and ignore these fundamentals. Swallow some dogma or other that’s been kicking around for the last seven thousand years. God or no gods, nobody knows where existence comes from. At this present time we can only classify the states of existence.
==See Also==
* The Great Unknown
* Philosophy
* Science
* Circular Reasoning
* Pseudoscience
* Existence of God
* This Page Does Exist
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Existential Angst

Whoops! Maybe you meant Emo? I doubt it 
Existential Angst is one of the three corners of the Existential Triangle along with the People as Scenery theory and the Anthropic Fallacy.
People suffering from Existential Angst are either not convinced that they exist, unsure why they exist or not at all convinced that anything really exists at all. The Cartesian summary of this hypothesis (or really a lack of any clear hypothesism) is "I (if there is an I) might think, therefore I (ditto) might (if anyone actually cares) be". Some take is as far as "There's no point in even thinking as I might not be anyway". Most French employers allow paid leave to be taken for these reasons.
==Origins==
Until the invention of both Creationism and the Theory of Evolution, humanity naturally suffered hugely from the complete lack of knowledge of why they were here, what they were meant to be doing and whether any endeavours they undertook in their lives would, in the great scheme of things, be worth anything. Isn't it so awesome that we have everything figured out now?
==Persistence==
Despite the advent of modern philosophical techniques which quite clearly demonstrate humanity's proud and noble purpose upon the earth some slack-minded FOOLS/brilliant historians, still persist in whining on and on in a most tiresome manner about how, to a greater or lesser extent, they feel that there might not be any particular point to our existence beyond the basic animal obsessions of genetic perpetuation for its own sake oh, and then there's that "the horrors of the holocaust" thingy that those same fools keep bringing up, and if that isn't whiny enough for you then they like to rub it in by pointing to such unspeakable attrocities like e.g. the career of Pauly Shore. Sure millions of people died, but eventually Pauly Shore's career did too and with that the suffering ended for a while. For these Goji berry eating hippies the definition of the Earth and its contents are accepted as "real" on a purely physical level but not as having any philosophical import.
==Caco Ergo Sum==
Like other unfortunate side effects of modern philosophy, voiding one's bowels helps ground the sufferer by causing all senses to work in harmony and gives tangible proof of one's existence.
Exorcism

An Exorcism is a traditional Christian ocassion involving, a priest (well trained in such matters), a preacher, a minister, a pub and a surprising amount of swearing and obviously a donkey carrying midget. As per church doctrine, all of them consume precisely six shots of vodka that has been blessed beforehand and mixed with the semen of primordial dwarves. The Lord will then cloud their mind, make their head light and their masturbatory hand heavy; such is the sign that the exorcism ritual is ready to begin. A priest can only perform an exorcism once he has successfully performed it on himself.
==The Bishop==
The Bishop then makes the sign of the inverted cross over the establishment, and reads from the Satanic Bible. Presently, heathens, seeing the power of the true God, the Lord NATAS, flee the premises, leaving their wallets behind for the taking, which later get donated to charities supporting fans of low budget 80s movies.
Before the exorcism begins, a ritualized argument over the spoils must begin. The priest first intones, "Thy Midget thieves! It shall be put to the Lord's work. We shalt draw a circle upon the ground, and tosseth thy midget overhead! If the midget falls inside the circle she she shall fuck fuck fuck all who go to the church, while if she lies outside she shall pay for our services with her innocence."
"Nay nigger", next intones the minister. "We shalt indeed stroke our dicks upon the ground, and tosseth the sexy whore midget mightily, but whatever shalt fall outside the circle shall be consumed orally and what lies within shalt go to the Jewish church"
Finally, the preacher speaks his line: "I agree not with you, brothers. Verily we shall tear the midget in two, toss the bloody bits o'erhead with all our strength, and whatsoever the Lord catcheth, he shalt keep and we shall pleasure each other"
Following these words, the three leave the bar momentarily. The spirit of the Lord will then force the haunting spirit out of the sexy whore midget and into an inebriated loose female patron, who will herself engage in unlawful acts of wet inebriated love with the Donkey. The patron shalt profess horrible things, engage in anal, DP, ATM and water sports before claiming to be the Son of God herself and get into a terrible sex death dual with the Mexican chef and temptress midget before falling asleep in a whoresome pose bleeding both orally and anally.
==The LORD==
Upon the she-drunk's waking, the Lord shall move the barkeeper to exclaim, "Jesus Christ! You're back already? "Each of the three holy men will in turn assure the possessed person that God is God, and that she is just a woman and shall not be judged for the lewd acts, she shall however be charged 10 gold pieces or her sisters virginity. The woman will then claim to be able to prove his innocence on Dr Phill and ravage them. 
Finally, the preacher croutcheth, and all three leave the pub in the manner of ducks. Therein, the possessed patron is sacrificed to Cthulhu. Lo, the Lord is forgiving, but Cthulhu is not. What happens to the midget and donkey remains a mystery. 
Category:Religion
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Experimental

Once upon a time, music lived in a state of harmony and beauty. It was cemented by a set of mathematical rules, that gave it shape into a wonderful, structured piece of art. And everyone was happy.
But lo, some hippies that had smoked too much weed decided to break the very pillars that made music what it was.
And thus, experimental music was born. And what a terrible music it was, my friend.
==Flavors of experimental==
===Progressive rock===
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART
OWNER OF A LONELY HEART
OWNER OF A BROKEN HEART
OWNER OF A LONELY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
===Minimal music===
 the end.
===Ambient music===
===Industrial music===
puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh puh pshh
YOU LET ME VIOLATE YOU
doo-wub doo-waboo-waboo doo-wub doo-waboo-waboo doo-wub doo-waboo-waboo doo-wub doo-waboo-waboo doo-wub doo-waboo-waboo
YOU LET ME DESECRATE YOU</big></big></big></big></big>
===Experimental hip-hop===
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(yuh!)</big></big>
===Hyperpop===
Big boys coming with the big trucks</big></big></big>
Feel so clean like a money machine (oh yeah)</big></big>
Big boys coming with the picture</big></big></big>
Feel so clean like a money machine (oh yeah)</big></big>
===Ear-piercing noises that people call "music" for some reason===
<youtube width="300" height="300">YfXpNIQbdjo</youtube>
===Whatever the fuck John Lennon's Revolution 9 was===
 Number 9... Number 9... Number 9... Number 9... 
 Number 9... Number 9... Number 9... Number 9... 
 Number 9... Number 9... Number 9... Number 9...
 Number 9... Number 9... Number 9... Number 9... 
 Number 9... Number 9... Number 9... Number 9... 
 Number 9... Number 9... Number 9... Number 9...
==Hear also==
*In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, by Iron Butterfly
*Wonderwall, by Oasis
*Music for the Deaf, by Queens of the Stone Age
Category:Music genres
Category:Great Moments in Music History
Category:Bat Fuck Insane
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:To be real, nobody cared about these articles anyway.
Exploding Cigar

The Exploding Cigar is exactly what it goddamn sounds like, dweebazoid. Voted #3 on the Awesome Weapons Index (and #17 in the World Prank Catalog), the Exploding Cigar is less like a grenade and more like a cigar that explodes.
==History==
The Exploding Cigar started out as a cool prank for old men to trigger their friends' PTSD meltdowns, but the design was quickly taken by the Shadow Government to turn into a more radical device with the capability to blow up innocent world leaders. Not cool.
The most widely known use of the exploding cigar is against Alex Jones in a failed targeting by the Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society, leading to the Society War of 2004. However, what the feds don't want you to know is that the Liberals have also tried to assassinate unassuming and helpless world leaders such as Fidel Castor, JFK, and probably a few others that not even I know about. 
===How it Works===
A small chemical explosive charge is built in near where the cigar is lit, exploding it when exposed to the heat of the fire. In its original prank variety, the produced effect would be the black tobacco residue spraying onto the victim and forcing them into blackface. However, the modifications made by the Shadow Government would end with an impact similar to dynamite, as well as the corpse being forced into blackface.
==In Superstition==
Disclaimer- None of these beliefs have been confirmed by the Shadow Government or by God.
- In Germanic cultures, it is believed to be good luck if you find an exploding cigar on the ground.
- In parts of Britain, it is rumored that sitting next to someone who is smoking an exploding cigar brings one year of minor inconveniences.
- In some Hindu cultures, exploding cigars are said to heal chakras that have been dropped and cracked.
==See Also==
*Looney Tunes
*The Oldest Trick in the Book
*Smoking
*Exploding Eye Syndrome
Category:Weapons
Explosive diarrhea

Explosive diarrhea is the result of eating trash, Taco Bell, or pretty much anything made in the 
western hemisphere of Earth. Some people have been known to use their explosive diarrhea to launch themselves up to the fourth floor of their office building. This causes panic throughout the city and should only be tried if you have experience or are completely wasted.
== History ==
Explosive diarrhea began in the late 19th century as a result of the latest craze, not wearing fifty pounds of clothes at once. Once people could actually move thirty feet without overheating they started to eat at fast food restaurants. All of this food caused a huge outbreak of explosive diarrhea and completely wiped out the last of the Mohicans. Explosive diarrhea led to a number of inventions including toilets, Saran Wrap, and 
euthanasia.
== Research ==
Scientists have only begun to begin research on the phenomena of explosive diarrhea. They believe that it is what happens when there is too much water in your large intestine, but we all know that is a load of crap. Once the scientists announced their findings they were beaten by hicks who then took over the research and blamed the "Damn neighbor's dog" for explosive diarrhea. They followed this announcement with "GET IT OFF MY LAWN." There have been no more findings on explosive diarrhea since, because apparently the damn dog finally got off of the lawn. Police say that the hicks never actually saw a dog on their lawn, but they assumed that there was one because, as one of the hicks said, "Mah Aunt Billy Jean makes a mean barbeque sauce!" Police released a sketch of the "Lawn Dog" and is asking anybody who knows the whereabouts of this canine to please call them at 911 between the hours of 12:00 and 12:30.
== Modern Use ==
Explosive diarrhea is no longer available over the counter because it could be chemically separated and turned into Methamphetamine, a drug known for its magical properties and overall good feeling. You may now only purchase explosive diarrhea with a doctor's prescription, a gun, or very large breasts. An alternative to getting a prescription for explosive diarrhea is to go to Texas, throw tacos over the border, and hold a large container out. This may result in unwanted illegal immigrants and/or HIV/AIDS.
== Color == 
The most widely disputed aspect of explosive diarrhea is its peculiar color. Although many common people assume that explosive diarrhea is brown, it is really a very mysterious color. Some say that it is a subtle mix of shit brown, crimson red, and granny apple green. A cult known as the Followers of Stank insist that explosive diarrhea is a distinct shade of maroon-aqua, the holy color of Stank. Some farmers from Kentuckistan say that they knew the true color of explosive diarrhea until aliens came and probed them. Alas, the true color of explosive diarrhea has been lost to time.
==See also==
*Projectile Vomiting
Category:Things that go Boom
Category:Health
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Explosive idiot

An Explosive idiot is the most common form of Lebo, Arab or Israli, and are most seem doing "fuli sik burnouts" in their VL Turbo whilst blasting their shit music. Other times they are seen is when they are exploding or trying to get laid, but, surprisingly, they don't get laid.
They also beleive the explosive suicide will get them rewarded 42 virgins.
Incidentally, their cause in life is a humorous source of irony. They basically pay with their lives to get laid. But, wouldn't it be easier just to pay (with, you know, money) for as much tail as they want?
If you need to know what a "virgin" looks like, search Susan Boyle on GIS.
== Language and Features ==
The average explosive idiot is a fucking idiot.
You can tell when you are in front of one of these bizarre creatures if they blow themselves up.
Though it can be easier to tell by just looking at them, as the men have mono-brows and mustaches and beards... you know... like Osama Bin Laden...the wanker.
The women or so they are called of these creatures where strange hat things which they say are their "culture" or "religion" to wear, though I believe they hide their dumb faces beneath these hats (scarfs that NORMAL people use for gay fashion.)
The women also have facial hair , I saw one that had a beard... what the fuck? 
== What to do if you come face to face with one. ==
Whenever you come face to face with one of these terrifying disgraces to the human race, it is best to have some scissors or something... so you can cut the blue wire!
In common cases one will walk into your office, school , home and etc., if this happens, quickly evacuate!
Sometimes one of these creatures may provoke you into a fight! The best thing to do in this case, is to beat the fuck out of them, Ala and Mohummed won't give them strength and they are just plain weak so the odds of winning are pretty high. Seriously, start fighting one of them and, before you know it, you'll be on a submarine declaring "Mission Accomplished!"
== Why Blow Shit Up? ==
We don't know. And they won't explain it to us.
It's undoubtedly got something to do with kitten huffing.
== Life Cycle ==
=== Start ===
The baby is born.
=== Middle ===
For entire childhood, the "person" is filled with bullshit and bombs
=== End ===
Much like sex, try not to explode too early!!!
=== How to Dismantle a Bomb ===
...maybe it's the red wire...?
Category:Terrorism
Category:Things that go Boom
Extended car warranty

An extended car warranty is something that nobody has, but they worry about it anyway. A lot. Hours spend waiting waiting by the phone -- hoping, even praying that someone, anyone, is trying to reach them about their extended car warranty. 
Meanwhile, in Berlin, hundreds of thousands are people are trying to reach them to talk about that very subject -- their extended car warranty. But they can't. Instead, they only reach people who don't even care about their extended car warranty. These people may care about their neighbor down the street's extended car warranty -- care very deeply, losing sleep about it to the point of becoming infested with stress worms. But they don't care about their own extended car warranty. That's how shattered their egos are.
So they hang up, feeling morose, and the caller is distraught, and so begins a downward spiral of sadness that spreads and spreads and ultimately ends up in the Cubs blowing the 1969 pennant race.
It's just sad. Henry Ford, who invented the extended car warranty before he even invented the automobile, would be turning in his grave if he weren't still alive. 
For more information, see Margarine.
Category:Cars
Category:Legal
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Extreme Hide and Seek

Extreme Hide and Seek (EHS) is an extreme sport in which people hide in an extreme or strange locations and wait to be sought. Locations include Belgium, Fridges, TV Cabinets, Wardrobes, nuclear plants and in a goat. Extreme Hide and Seekers take their sport extremely seriously. 
== The Rules ==
* Agree on a time frame for one person to hide and for another to count and seek.
* Nominate a person to hide. They shall be known as The Fugitive.
* Nominate a person to seek. They shall be known as Seekmaster General.
* The Fugitive goes and hides in an obscure place, usually among the cast of MADtv.
* After the agreed time limit has been reached the Seekmaster General starts the seeking procedure.
* Once the Fugitive has been found the game is over.
== How it all started ==
Extreme Hide and Seek was first played in Biblical times with Noah of Noah's Ark fame. Historians have proven that there wasn't a flood inundating the Earth, but rather a large wet game of Extreme Hide and Seek being played.
Moses was a keen Seekmaster General. Who can forget the now infamous Red Sea incident when hiding from Pharaoh?
==EHS champion==
Not counting Hide and Go Jesus, Waldo is the best. He is so good that the government regularly takes pictures of plaes where he is likely to go, like a zoo, or back in time. People then participate in finding Waldo. On the plus side, Waldo generated massive profits by selling the "Where's Waldo" books. When he is finally found scientists will explore other ways to keep the search going. See also: The 2011 book "Where's Waldo?: The path to Mental Health."
==Famous Matches==
*Eliot Ness v. Al Capone. Well played match ended with Ness' "tax dodge" gambit.
*"Iron Man" Joe Stalin v. "Girly Man" Adolph "Call me Al" Hitler. A textbook example of the "ten army divisions" maneuver.
*Stanley v. Dr. Livingston. One of the early "friendlies".
*Fox Mulder v. the Truth. The Split decision is out there.
*Vladimir and Estragon v. Godot. One of the few matches where the Fugitive may score an overwhelming victory. The match is still ongoing.
*George W. Bush/Barack Obama/Tony Blair v. Osama bin Laden. Found and then hid again. The clock has been reset.
*Gestapo v. Anne Frank. Found after a rollicking good chase.
*SETI v. E.T. Ongoing.
*Everyone v. Waldo. Undecided.
* U.S Government v. Amelia Earnhart. Ongoing, past the 70 year halftime mark
* Everyone v. Madeleine McCann. Ongoing.
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