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Joseph Floyd

Joseph Floyd was an urban legend my friends would tell each other to get scared. It's not well known. It starts with a boy named Joseph Floyd who becomes best friends with a girl named Melissa. They were best friends ever since 5th grade.
When they graduated in high school, he decided to propose to her. While Joseph was looking for Melissa, he couldn't find her. He decided to go to her house the next day. While he was driving to the grocery store to buy some food, he saw a group of men attacking Melissa. He called the police and the men got arrested. Joseph drove Melissa to the hospital because she was in bad shape. The doctor told Joseph that Melissa had internal bleeding, STD, and skull fracture. She had to stay in the hospital for a few months.
Several months past and Joseph went to visit Melissa. When he asked the doctor how she was, It turned out that she died a few days ago.
Joseph became suicidal. He went to the rooftop of a tall building and jumped off. Shortly after Joseph's death, the men who attacked Melissa went missing. The bodies were found the same place Joseph committed suicide. Later on more people started to die. All of the people were Melissa's enemies.
The coincidence doesn't stop here. They all died the same place Joseph committed suicide. They died the same time Joseph did (8:38 PM). They died the month and day Joseph did (8/3). This is where it gets creepy... Joseph's favorite number was 838. They say that Joseph's spirit was never at peace. His ghost made Melissa's enemies insane. This caused them to be suicidal. People claimed after listening or reading this urban legend that they saw Joseph Floyd at 8:38 PM.
Would you like to summon Joseph Floyd? If you do, you must say "Joseph and Melissa sitting on a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G" 3 times.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Suicide
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Joseph T. Iller

My name is Joseph T. Iller. It was 3:33 am, and I was up and messing around on scary websites because I was an idiot. Suddenly, I heard three loud taps on my window.
Tap. Tap. Tap.
I looked around my room, completely frightened out of my mind, and saw that Jeff the Killer was standing at the foot of my bed. I screamed for approximately 5.359 seconds (sorry, I don't have the best stopwatch).
"It wasn't me," said Jeff, struggling to move his burnt and cut lips. "It came from the window dude."
I turned towards the window where Squidward was standing and he held a gun to his head and then pulled the trigger while a massive scary-ass monster watched him.
Then my phone rang in my pocket. A bone-chillingly frightening voice was on the other end.
"Hey, imma pretend I'm someone who you think I am, but then turn out not to be them. Stop messing around in my house," the voice on the other end of the phone said. But then I remembered that my mum, Jane. K. Iller, had told me that the previous owner of this house, called BEN, had drowned like two days ago.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
The dude sitting in the corner of my room, who hadn't slept for about a month, started asking me when he would be able to go to sleep. That guy was crazy I reckon. He started rambling on and on in Russian. Something that meant something along the lines of, "We are what live in your mum." Or something.
I brought the phone down from my ear. I hugged my teddy bear, which I had got as a present all the way back for my fifth birthday in 1999, for comfort.I looked towards the window again and found that the source of the tapping was a skeleton trying to pop out unsuccessfully due to the fact that my window is made of glass.
Suddenly, a possessed TV walked into my room, began to play a lost episode of Candle Cove, and then killed me. I died very painfully with lots of blood and organs involved. Also pus and other gross things.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Joshua never die

joshua is a really good kid a nice kid, but something wrong on joshua world.zulay cristina die beacuse sha been kill by slender.fiezal is sick beacuse have cancer on his brian. zulmarie has lost her faith of my little pony,beacuse it turn evil so she cry with blood  in her room and hugging a pony with dark eye and blood.joshua parents has to go somewher and leave joshua and his grandma in the house,joshua protect his grandma,after she died in 2025.now joshua alone,well not so alone he still have his friend the old and new. but whatever happend to joshua mom well she had disvocer again and she stay with alex but then jeff the killer kill joshua mom and took alex with him and raise like his own son.all the crepypasta gang try to kill joshua but they fail becuase joshua sad look so they kill themself.but then a atomic boom explode the placed and everybody died except joshua and his friend becuase they still have plany of live left. so that day joshua sit on the ground and thing what he going to do so he when to the toilet sitting their for 30 second and then brieght come down to earth and you know is was oishi kawaii the same one from oishi high school battle and she said to joshua: joshua your not safe in here come with me and i,ll take you to a better placed.so joshua said:ok. so joshua and oishi fly away to the sky from earth and live somewhere good.how i know this story tell you who was an old friend hang out at school is me ricardo and i know this story i saw everything and heard if anyone still alive they can take or could be..........YOU.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:TRUE STORY
Joshy's kazoo hell (very legit)

When I was a kid, I loved Yoshi. Then again, kids do stupid things.
Nowadays I hate him/her/whatever this fucking creature is, due to many reasons. But the number one reason was his goddamned, squeaky, ear-damaging voice. And so the adventure between me and some spooky shit has started... again!
It was a sunny day. Because I was lazy, I stayed at home and watched some John Madden football. But then... some douche threw some box in my face. Yes, I know that the window was open, but why, for WHAT reason that person did that? The person, who threw the box in my face, said:
"Hey, punk! Wanna dis?".
I said nothing. I just prepared my 3DS for some bizzarre and druggy shit. After that, I checked the box. The front was empty, so I was curious. Then I opened it...
"Are you kidding me..."
It was Yoshi's New Island... the mine most hated Nintendo game ever. Its like that the person, who threw it at me, was mocking me. The box also contained the note. I checked it. The handwritting was deplorable. My eyes were tearing up because of it. On the note this was written:
"Hey there, buddy.
I heard that you like video games, so I bought you this.
I hope you (don't) like it.
Bye.
(P.S: Get psyched)".
I cringed like it was tomorrow. Pardon me for all of this, I'll play the game... and you are going to regret it.
So the game started with THE MOST EAR-SPLITTING MUSIC EVER (fucking kazoos). My ears were already bleeding. After I selected the save file... the expected happened.
In the intro, Yoshi's were eating a human corpse which was super-duper ultra hyper-realistic or whatever they call it. Then the Yoshi's were looking at me and said: "You're next!". They had realistic eyes.
I was fucking yawning. I saw this stuff for like, million times.
THEN THE FUCKERS START WARPING IN TO THE REAL WORLD. Luckily, I was prepared for it, so I grabbed my pitchfork and stabbed these creatures and put them in the oven. I ate them. They were bloody disgusting.
Tired as a sloth, I went to sleep. No nightmares, big surprise...not.
Next day I booted up my computer. It took some time. After some time (No, I don't need a stopwatch, Tom), I went on Internet. After these events I tried to tell some of my fellow users on Deviant when suddenly...
No, fuck it. Fuck this shit. Fuck my life, I quit... Of all the things, Yoshi vore gets... There is no hope.
Bye, world... Then I realised something.
I'm already a demon.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Im died
Category:Rants
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Juan is Luv: The Fiesta

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=== Juan is Luv ===
=== The Fiesta ===
==== Starring Juan ====
===== Possibly Carlos =====
====== #ProbablyARemake ======
I was just a normal, rich and proud Russian woman until that day. The day "HE" changed me.
Walking down the street at an approximate 0.69 Mph - According to my PeepeeMeter. Also, my PoopooMeter - on a sunny and hot day. Sweaty and shirtless women were everywhere. They were gardening and making me stare at their gardens. But one woman caught my eye. The way she cut the garden made me shiver with excitement and I couldn't believe she looked at me. She had dark red eyes and they made me so wet because I poored my MOONTAIN POO all over me.
I approached this ferocious lady and immediately knew something was wrong. The top she wasn't wearing was blue, but blue was so five minutes ago! Yellow was the new colour! Thick, green, vomit yellow. Then I noticed the more obvious problem with this perplexing woman. Her nametag for Walmart/ASDA was "Juan". I never knew a woman could be called Juan before but, so as to not be rude, I didn't question it. Sure she was hispanix but I'm not racist! I think. 
Her smile that she had made me wet with MOONTAIN POO earlier spread into an even wider smile that covered her whole face. She then began humping the air with all her force which made her Ultra-Too-Skinny-4-U-Jeans' buttons fly off. This was becoming a Tr0llpasta or something. But she still looked hot (From the Sun) so I pulled her close to me. 
She threw me to the ground and demanded I pay her (Insert your country's currency here)10. So I did. She then got her mower from the shed and plowed my back with it over and over. It actually kind of hurt.
Out of nowhere a man came rushing into the garden. He had a frown that spread down to his knees and he wasn't looking at me. He was looking at Juan. I could see a tattoo of a p3n1s on his nose. Inside that tattoo was another one. That tattoo said "Carlos". I knew right away it was him.
He jumped on top of Juan and began wrestling her into Hell. He pulled on her hair and pushed her into the ground while air humping ferociously. He pushed her so hard that the blocks beneath them broke and a dirt block was added to my inventory.
She then fell to Hell.
Carlos got up and stared at me. He stared for so long more MOONTAIN POO was poured onto me by a poor white man called George. He walked up to me and kissed me for twenty minutes. His breath smelt of my Sister but I didn't care.
He then threw me into Hell.
That's why I'm now telling you this story.
Because you are also in Hell.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Potty Humor
Juice Poop

There's an urban legend. Or should I say turban legend. No. I shouldn't say turban legend. That wouldn't make sense. There's no turbans in this.
There's an urban legend that there's a special kind of juice that makes you make poop. There's a juice that makes you poop and that's final. Deal with it. Anyway skip a few words... it turns out to be prune juice. Old people drink it for the good poop time. But I haven't gotten to the scary park yet...
Here's the scary part. Okay... well the scary part is that prune juice makes you poop really good, but old people like to drink it. The big problem is that old people have something very scary. The fucking coronavirus!!!! It kills many people. It's very fucked up. Stay home and stay safe.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Jumping Spiders

I wish I could get jumping spiders to live in my beard.
If I could talk to the spiders, or communicate this arrangement, I think it would be awesome to just have 2 or 3 jumping spiders live in your beard.
Imagine you're eating a sandwich and there are flies bothering you and then BAM out of your beard leaps a spider and takes that fucker down. How fucking tight would that be, and people would be like "what the fuck was that?" and you'd be all like "oh you means my awesome fucking beard spider?" Out at the lake and mosquitos bothering you? Here comes your mother fucking beard spider hit squad to put those fuckers in the ground.
Imagine all the times you've had unwanted bugs near your head, and now imagine the beard spiders could solve all of those moments. Someone annoying you and being a jerk? Surprise fucking beard spiders, they're not going to see it coming, they'll just leap onto his face when he gets up in your beardness. It would be so fucking tight.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Excessive Profanity
June.exe

Anybody can remember Little Einsteins as their childhoods. Right, now we got trashy shows like Fancy Nancy. If you remember Playhouse Disney. Read this.
It was 3 am in the morning and i began flipping channels until i got to watch Disney Junior. there was a new episode of The Little Einsteins coming up next, i feel like i was surprised saying that it's back on air, instead of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse crap we have. Then, The intro started normal. But when the title card came up, It read "June.exe", and nobody was seen to be in the curtain, making this looking like a liminal space.
The episode started with Annie telling the viewer what is celebrating June's Birthday, Then when she opened the Tree Entrance door to The Rocket Room. June was on a bean bag playing Pokémon Black and Blue on her tablet. Annie said "Bro you just played cringe" June replied "Shut Up Annie or else i will stab you". Then Leo came here saying "Hey hey, what's going on here!" Leo then throwed June's tablet in The Rocket's front window. Quincy was angry saying "Leo you ugly butthole". Then, Quincy kidsnaps him saying "I want revenge". Annie checked out the rocket Revealing that the dashboards buttons all broke due to the glass of the front window. The rocket somehow went fast as they crashed the broken rocket. Then, June made a evil grin in front of Annie saying "Your so sus", She found her backpack and it had a knife alongside Animal skulls. She stabbed Annie in the eye, calling her "Stupid Ugly Helga". What? She mentioned Helga on Disney? She's from Nickelodeon. Then, Leo was free by her as the rope broke, and said to Quincy "die!" Before stabbing him. She last stabbed Leo and said that she is quitting with them and want to focus on her parents. Then, The credits roll.
I didn't care about what happened. But my computer turned on by itself. Revealing that the wallpaper showed June with red eyes without pupils killing the Scratch Cat. The words are reading "Peak A Boo", which ends up ripping off the Sonic.exe level, "Hide and Seek". Similar to Luna Game, I checked out all the files, They spam the same pictures over and over again. My computer was very laggy due to the pictures. Somehow, A error 404 screen came up. Which I can't use it anymore.
It's now in the morning, I just got a contact to Disney, saying that there was something wrong with that episode. So they said that some hacker went in here hacking the channel. So I replied back with "That episode, it happened, Now it's done so thank you". And I did.
THE END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Juniors Experience

One day when I move into a new house, it was all dark and when I went into the room and then I saw something.
His eyes were glowing, and it was coming straight at me and I called my family so they can come and see.
And it dissapeared and when I woke up at 7 in the morning, It was in the living room. And I went to wake up my mom and then once again it dissapeared then my mom went back to sleep  then i'm heading to the kitchen the cabinets were opening back and forward back and forward. And then I hear a GIANT SCREAM coming from the bathroom then I went to the bathroom to check it out. And then there was blood everywhere my mom came until I told her to come over her to the bathroom to look at all of the blood. And then sort of it dissapeared.
And then My brother screamed and my sister screamed and me and my mom came and I saw the same thing glowing eyes walking forward to my sister and my brother and sort of it dissapeared me and my mom saw it, the kitchen again all th things were falling and everything broke and I heard someone walking down the stairs I put on my shoes and everything and walked out.
...
And now the house is for SALE.
...
And your living in the house
...
DUN DUN DUN!
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Unfunny
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Jurassic World of Warcraft

The alarm rang very loudly, waking the nerd up from his three-hour nap.
"Five more minutes...", said the drowsy 23-year-old nerd, but the clock wouldn't shut up, so the nerd yelled, grabbed his exact replica of the Force-a-Nature, and shot the alarm clock into tiny bits.
He then slept for thirteen more hours before finally getting up, revealing his entire body.
The nerd was a heavily overweight, acne-faced l0zr. His long, greasy black hair was coated with dandruff, Dorito dust, and head lice. One of the lenses of his thick-rimmed glasses had been shattered due to the nerd's hardcore gaming.
He wore the same small, dirty black, incorrectly buttoned polo shirt every single day and night, along with brown trousers. His huge gut was always showing due to the tiny size of the shirt on his huge body. His face had some of the worst shaving ever, with some bits being perfectly shaved, some having stubble, and some having large clumps of facial hair growing out.
The nerd had been abandoned by his parents and raised by crack addicts who were planning to sell his organs to the Chinese mafia. However, they couldn't do this because the Czechoslavacian Mafis got to them first and kidnapped the guy. He escaped from their captivity.
Anyway, this guy was a huge gamer. It was the only thing he was remotely good at. His favorite game was World of Warcraft, which he was Shrexcellent at.
He then bought the new game they released called Jurassic World of Warcraft, released recently on June 12.
He was so excited.
As he booted the game up, his computer froze. This was odd...
Hoping it would fix by itself soon, the fat nerd got up to get some milk.
When he drank it, he suddenly felt odd.
"Oh shit!", he said. "The calcium made my skellington stronger!"
he is now kill and the skeleton will get u as well if u don't watch and enjoy Jurassic world.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Skeletons
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Just 7 Days

I was all alone, in my house in Lavender town. I only moved in with my family six days ago.
"Hikari... Hikari."
I looked around to see who was repeating my name. But then that's when I remember. I was all alone. Scared, I called out my Ninetails, FluffyTails to keep me company. Ninetails was my first Pokémon and has always cared for me.
"Fluffy, it's my imagination right?"
Fluffytails looks at me, with that confused look.
"Hikari... Hikari."
Fluffytail seemed to snigger at me. Like an insane serial killer laugh. Suddenly, the Pokémon I relied on the most seem a threat to me. I looked towards my wall, that's when I realised blood on the wall. In shapes of unknowns. I squinted my eyes; trying to make out the letters.
"O-N-L-Y A F-E-W M-O-R-E M-I-N-U-T-E-S-?"
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Knock! Knock! Knock!
My heart was pounding. I was going to scream but nothing came out.
"Soon! Seven days... seven days are almost up."
I slapped myself across the face shouting to myself (in my mind) to WAKE UP! A sudden eerie feeling overcame me. I felt dizzy; I fell into the soft furry coat of my ninetails. When I realised it. Ninetails fur turned black and its eyes turned a different shade of red. It used its claws to scratch away at my abdomen; soon my skin was ripped. I felt like crying out in pain; nothing came out. I felt producing tears in my eyes; but my eyes were fixed to the abyss of my ninetails eyes.
In no time at all it was ripping my intestines out and gnawing on my remains.
My trustworthy companion ate me alive. My trustworthy companion turned against me.
Seven days.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Just Another Curse

The other day I was just browsing through some creepypastas when one caught my eye, it was called:
"Just another curse", I don't know what attracted me to it, but before I knew, I was already reading it.
The story was pretty simple, but it sent chills down my spine, even though the writer seemed like he was just trying to make the story longer than it was, describing every single emotion that he felt, until that point, I was interested, not scared, but interested as how the story would go...
I was very calm, until the text mentioned a "curse" that was associated with the very text. I was a little scared with that sentence, but I just shook off that feeling, thinking how dumb I was to believe in something like that. The text then began to describe the curse, theoretically the person that was reading it began to see shadows in the corner of their eyes, then hear things coming out of his computer. Now I was really scared.
I was seeing things in the corners of my eyes every couple minutes, and they were getting more frequent as I read the text, but I kept on reading it...
If a person read that text until the very end, they simply wouldn't wake up the next day, it said that a demon would come in your sleep, reach for your soul, rip it out of your body, and leave your soul roaming through the world, cursed to feel the pain of a thousand needles, covering every single inch of your soul, and that he or she would join the demon and become one of its servants to catch the souls of the other ones that read the text. I just couldn't believe I read that, but as I went to close the window in fear, something just kept me in there, like I couldn't press the mouse button, so I decided to keep reading.
When the text ended, I was scared to hell and went to the only place I considered safe: my bed. As it was late and I was feeling sleepy, I obviously went to sleep. But around three o'clock, I was awakened by someone, something scratching the floor of my bedroom. I thought it was my cat, since she was always doing that, so I went back to sleep, but just as I closed my eyes, I felt a breeze in front of my face and opened my eyes, startled, just to see a black devilish-like hand reaching into my very skull and ripping my soul out of my body and a voice whispering to me, "Nighty night, sleepy tight."
All I can remember then, is awakening and seeing my soulless body laying in my bed, with a scared face. Soon my roommates came in and found my body, the police didn't take long to come and take the body, they couldn't determine the cause of death.
And that was the story of how I became one of The Cursed, forever roaming the world, just waiting for my next victim to read my story.
Nighty night,
Sleepy tight...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Dreams
Category:Beings
Category:Old Shit