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Ibi.exe II: Wanna Play With Me? (2024 remake)

Some weeks after that fateful event that was the death of my mother (thank goodness), me and my father went back home to eat some dinner. It felt kinda strange without her, but revenge is a dish best served cold, I guess. While eating with him, I turned my head to the window to see Ibi again just standing there, smiling just like the last encounter. I was startled, and told dad that somebody was out there. Dad looked to the window, and Ibi was gone. Essentially, I thought I was just hallucinating , but it looked and felt way too vivid for it to be one.
The clock striked 11 past midday. I went to sleep while dad was stood up late watching a news report about a pink-haired girl who was stalking and killing young children without a specific motivation, and that the police were still trying to find the girl. However, he didn't believe that story so he changed the channel to his favorite show, Pawn Stars.
That night, I couldn't sleep so I sneaked out of my house out of my dad's sight. While walking outside under the pitch-black, starless sky, dead children were everywhere: impaled by street lights, blood dripping, vital organs out, everything. I just didn't believe that Ibi did it all by herself, so I kept on walking until I saw that pink-haired monster. I went closer to her, but then my vision became static along with hearing a buzzing sound that got louder and louder the more steps I took, and then...I blacked out of nowhere,
I woke up in a seemingly different world which that I assumed to be hell. It wasn't a dream or anything, since I heard a hyper realistic voice that said: "Hello, do you want to play with me?", ending the sentence with a short giggle. I tried to get the hell outta this bizarre place, but suddenly Ibi began following after me while letting out a noblewoman's laugh (that one laugh that anime girls make that goes "ho ho ho hooooo!"), thinking we were playing hide and seek. I couldn't run anymore because my energy was going down, so I tripped on a rock, fell and began crying. When Ibi teleported behind me, I stopped crying and looked at her, and suddenly, she tried to kill me with her long and sharp nails, but I successfully punched her in the face like what my mom taught me. "I'm not gonna let you terrorize us!", I said. 
However, I found myself in my bed again, realizing that it was all just a dream. I looked at the time and it was 8 AM, but then, I turned to my left and saw a water bottle-sized Ibi action figure with blood dripping from her eyes, accompanied with a knife and an envelope. I picked up the envelope and pulled out a letter that read, to my horror:
"Ibi is watching you.", written with a red ink pen with a font that looked like it was dripping to give off a blood-like feeling.
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Ice Age: Bootleg Tape

You know the 2002 animated hit Ice Age, right? The film is about three main characters, Manny, Sid and Diego, and one of my favorite characters, Scrat. There was a bootleg copy of Ice Age that I going to tell you it all started with me taking a walk through the neighborhood.
As I was walking back home, I found a VHS tape lying on the road. I looked at the front and it was a bootleg copy of Ice Age, strangely it had the exact same design as the regular Ice Age VHS tape. I was looking for a legitimate copy, though this held me over until I could find one.
Boy, I was wrong.
I took the tape home and popped it on my old VCR player. The screen went static for good 20 seconds. After that, The screen went black for 5 seconds. It looked perfectly normal; The 20th Century Fox logo was there, the intro of the film was different.
You know, where Scrat walking with his acorn? Well, the shot just... stays there. It just froze on Scrat. He didn't move at all. You couldn't even hear any sound. It was just total silence. After about six minutes, the tape cut to the scene of Manny and Sid, with an apple, walking through the pink trees. Wow, this was pretty late in the film. Again, it was dead silence.
It cut to static for about five minutes, but again it was silent. The weird thing is that I could make out some sort of video in the static.
It looked like Manny standing over Sid, and Manny somehow tore open Sid's stomach and proceeded to eat his organs. I nearly vomited, but after the video clip ended, the film cut to the scene where Manny, Sid and Diego checking the baby, but again it was silent.
When it got to the scene of where Manny, Sid, Diego and the baby getting the watermelons from the dodos, it once again cut to static. This time there was no hidden video thankfully, and it was just regular static.
It cut to the shot of all the dodos with their heads. However the scene went on longer than I expected. The dodos fell down and they didn't scream or anything, It was again silent.
It cut to a scene where Diego and Soto fighting. The disturbing thing is, the scene just keeps going. Soto eventually kill Diego by beheading him, and Manny and Sid walking through, without any sound. The credits roll, for some reason being silent and handwritten and only listing the director of the regular film as the writer for it. Then i ejected and destroyed the tape with a hammer, to make sure no one else has to see the film. Then I remembered, that was the exact same tape I threw out yesterday.
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Ice Age 4

I am a HUGE Ice Age fan and my favorite character used to be Captain Gutt. Until one day...I was at a dollar store in my home town in Vevay, Indiana and I found a disk that said "Ice Age 4 - Captain Gutt's Revenge," so I bought it and played it on my TV.
Manny and Gutt fight, but it goes on longer than I expected and Manny bashes Gutt on the head with a log over and over again. It was unsettling how long it was and stuff. But at the same time it was funny how Manny kept on bashing Gutt's head and stuff. Then you see Gutt flying away into the skies. Then you see Sid and Diego fighting pirates and Sid does a bunch of kung fu stuff and you hear the Kung Fu song as Sid is fighting the pirates. That part was creepy but hysterical. Then the pirates run away. 
Then there is a happy ending. Manny and all his friends are having a big party at the end and you hear that song from the beginning scene of Shrek "All Star".
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Ice Cream Crisis: ReWrote

04/07/12: Everyday, something different happens on those days but this day was not standard for me. My local game store was moving next to this city and i'm not sure why. This was the day the store moved so i went to see any remainings on the ground. I was both lucky and unlucky at the same time because i found a Action Replay for the Gamecube and another one for the Playstation 2. There was also a pile of ash which i thought was wierd, but then i decided to kick the ash, only to feel a game box inside. I took the item outside of the ash and it was not what i expected. The box was cracked, scratched and had blood markings on the front. Removing the markings, there was blurry pen drawings on the front. Suddenly, i caught my eyes on these words. The words said 'Hit And Run'. I thought this was some broken copy of the game 'The Simpsons: Hit & Run' so i grabbed the copy and walked back to my house. I didn't know what format this was for so i tried it on the PC and it was for the PC but instead of thinking 'How did i know it was for the PC?', i was sweating, my head was aching and i was worried. I didn't know what was going to happen. The window popped up but it wasn't right. The name of the program was 'icecream' and how did it change the screen size? Anyways after a few seconds a message box appeared in the screen. It was written as 'Your heaven is near, but your grave awaits, you cannot live so you must cry away'. I was shivering at this moment and was thinking of death. Confirming the message, i was in the Kwik-E-Mart at level 7. The music was the level 1 ambience backwards. Whenever i walk, i leave a blood trail and Homer seems to get weaker. I tried talking to Apu but his voice was the sound of a static TV. The sound gave me goosebumps and was paralyzed. While i had the shocking effect, i leaved the area and ended up in level 6 on the beach. I could not move because everytime i do, i get a mission fail except theres no voice, the music was when you fail on level 4 mission 3 and the only option was 'die'. After a few minutes i got bored and was about to close the program until Homer suddenly levitated into the air and was transported into a area in the game that i never even saw in the actual game. It was a flat field with a patch of grass. However when i ran the field was trying to tip me off. When i ran far enough to make it go sideways Homer was falling endlessly to the sound of the music of Level 1 & 4 theme reversed. By the time the music ended the program closed itself. I was so afraid i didn't know what to do so i just went to sleep until the next day. I couldn't stop thinking about it though and hardly rested in peace. The last thoughts about it was the message box but instead it read 'Come back'...
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Ice Scream

One night, the parents of a fat man left him home alone. They hated their son, and therefore secretly hoped someone would break in and marry him. The dat man sat there eating his ice cream cone.
"I'm so scared to be on my own for the night. But I can at least lick my ice cream to make me feel better!"
As he was trying to sleep, fatass would hear the occasional dripping sounds. Figuring it was just the diarrhea slipping out of his ass crack, he licked his ice cream cone faster.
The next morning he woke to a cock hardening scream. His mother had found a dead man in a tutu on the floor of the sex dungeon.
"That's impossible! I was the only one here!"
Fatass ran to the bathroom to throw up. But what he saw made him scream. Written on the mirror in vanilla ice cream, was the message: "ICE CREAM CONES CAN LICK TOO"
THE END
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Iced tea deodorant

One Tuesday morning something terrible had happened at the University of Fresno, there was a 500 person arrest, the criminals were all black and the charge was for rapping too loud and eating too much KFC and watching too much twerkin and Anime videos. One criminal, named Cheatsy Cheatem was arrested for something far much more worse and terrible, making illegal copies of the game called xzerxsys. The game was so gruesome and horrible that this author cant describe how horrible it was.
Cheatsy was a fan of futanari pornography and also guro, he supposedly fapped into the wee hours of the morning.
Cheatsy was also quarterback for the Fresno State bulldogs, he would later become the first openly autistic NFL player to win a superbowl.
On september 12th 2001 a mcdonalds in Scotland recieved a strange package, it was from islamic terrorist "the rock" rocky miavia. In it contained the following letter: Im that damn good and thats the bottom line cause DIG IT OH YEAH!! The signature wasnt signed by rocky but by Cheatsy saying that he started the die rocky die chants back in '97. Just then Bugs Bunny, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and Captain Lou Albano popped out of a door way and all said eat lead NINJA! Just then Mutahar from SOG came out and tried to perform a tri beam but was cut off guard when SWERVE Kevin Nash came out and tried to bury him, but mutahar hit the trie beam and then a leg drop on him. He then unfortunately got shot by Cheatsy who came out of the bathroom. :_;
Cheatsy told his doctor, Dr. Mizuno rhat he had experienced orange penis syndrome, she asked how it happened and he said that he got it by eating doritos and watching porn all day.
Cheatsy discovered he had cancer and autism at the same time, he also realized that the person writing this trollpasta was in fact, his father!
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Idiot The Killer

It all started one day when I was in a donut store.
When I was in the store, I heard screaming out of nowhere and thought to myself that something might not be right.
So, like any natural person in this kind of story, I acted overdramatically to said scream even though it was someone getting shot, which was no big deal.
Anyways I set my blueberry glaze donut on the corpse of the girl that was shot and killed, I thought maybe she'd enjoy it.
Anyways, I got home finally and started up my computer to watch videos of fat men dancing with horse heads.
Oddly enough, my computer refused to open Internet Explorer, although since this is IE we're dealing with, that's no surprise.
So instead I opened this file named "ScaryProgram.exe", I thought nothing of it and just proceeded to double click it.
When I opened it IE popped up, strangely. But it wasn't normal, no. All text where replaced with sixes, and I thought:
"Well, by the law of all creepypastas, more than two sixes next to each other in one number means a bad thing so I will proceed to be scared."
I then started having a seizure and tripped on a bowl of random potato salad that appeared out of nowhere. Then blood started coming out of my head, but I thought nothing of it and got back up and continued to explore the program.
As planned, I went to YouTube and found disturbing videos. All of them were labelled "video". I clicked on one and found something horrific...
...There were videos of feminism extremists arguing, comments from angry kids, modern society, any many other gruesome things.
And I then I thought "Well, since I just watched a random video, now I'll randomly decide to commit suicide because creepypasta."
So then I grabbed the bowl of potato salad and drowned myself in it until there was blood everywhere. Then I died, despite the fact this story exists.
And despite the title, no knife killer character appears in this story at all so bye, I need to be dead because the story says I have to.
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Iditarod

I used to mush in the Iditarod and I have some stories to tell
Jack was blowing his coat again. Jesus, does that shit get everywhere! Every April we fill entire garbage bags full of his undercoat when he starts to shed. No matter how much we brush him, it never seems to be enough, and even then, he doesn't look much different. This is the case with all cold weather dogs, mind you, but Alaskan malamutes seem to take it to the extreme.
Jack is 14 now. In his prime he was an amazing sled dog, we completed the Iditarod twice. Sadly the rest of our team has passed. 14 is certainly old for a malamute, but he has cousins who have lived to be 17. Something in his genes that just keeps him going.
Jack mainly just lays around now. He prefers to be outside. He hangs out on our front porch. He's a good boy and he's not going to run away or go chasing after something. Occasionally he gets into the neighbors' garbage cans. So we've gotten in trouble a few times with that, but we really only bring him inside if it's going to be super hot out.
The two of us have been through a lot together- I know how corny that sounds... During our first race, we were just outside of Finger Lake, that's one of the early check points in the race. It was getting late and the dogs seemed to be getting spooked. This is particularly unusual when they're working- Usually not a lot distracts them. Every once in a while one would seem to want to stop and growl. This is obviously impossible to do when you're tied to a sled with 13 other dogs (that early in the race anyway). It's my job to be aware of how they're feeling so after a couple instances of this I decided we needed to stop and figure out what the problem was.
One dog, Sophie, seemed to be the most freaked out- Barking into the woods while peeing and growling. Most of the other dogs were simply just whining at this point. Suddenly all the dogs got quiet and I could hear what I can only describe as what sounded like a monkey or a chimp off in the woods. I never saw anything but these sounds went on for about 20 seconds. Definitely not a sound native to Alaska. The dogs have seen countless moose, elk even bears, and wolves, but they've never reacted to wildlife like this.
I decided to get the dogs focused back on the track. We were still about 15 miles from the checkpoint at Finger Lake. It was getting dark fast and I was pretty freaked out myself. We just powered through until we arrived safely at the check point.
I told some of the mushers about our weird encounter earlier. One of them, Todd, had something similar happen at about the same place.
"Oh yeah, that's 100% Bigfoot, man!" He exclaimed. "He's also a huge dick. So be careful!"
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Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
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If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die

If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, everyone would die. Because in a way, isn't EVIL PATRIXXX a part of everyone?
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, logic would explode! Up would be down, left would be right, and Rhett would be Link!
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Disney would return to Mowgli's Palace.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then who was phone?
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then a skeleton would pop up!
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, BLANKETY BLANKETY BLANK.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, life wouldn't be worth living.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then Justin Bieber wouldn't suck.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then Slender Man would be short, fat, and wear Hawaiian shirts!
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then everyone would watch (and love) "Two and a Half Men."
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, MISSINGNO would come over there and kick your ass!
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, I don't even remember what I was going to say.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then Lavender Town theme would kill adults.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then Family Guy would be cancelled, and Futurama would be going bad.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then the PewDiePie would stop being funny.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, are you even reading anymore?
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, I like trains kid wouldn't like trains!
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Earl would go back to his old ways.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Monica and Ross would kill each other as I watch (LOL what?)
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then I would be very not happy.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Trollpastas would be very well written!
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then "Saturday Night Live" would be "Monday Day Dead."
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then the weeping walrus would stop weeping.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then Shrek would be neglect, Shrek would be Death.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, then Mike would start shoving animatronic bears into humans!
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, SCP-173 would start raping people in the nose.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, the blessed reign of Putin would fall and Russia would become a colony of the USA, just like Ukraine.
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. would become successful and FNAF would never be made
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Scratch games would actually be good
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, THX Tex wouldn't appear on every Creepypasta/Spinpasta article
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, EVIL KERMIXXX would become GOOD ELMOXXX
If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, Sonic fans would hate 2D Sonic games and adore 3D Sonic games
But most of all, If EVIL PATRIXXX were to die, he would rise from the dead and violently murder us all.
It's okay though, you don't have to worry. None of this could ever happen because he can't die.
Did you catch all the references? Tell me in the comments.
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If Mario was put in multiple different anime shows

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Ever wonder what would happen if Mario was put into different kinds lf anime shows? Demon Slayer... One Piece... even Blue Lock. Well I'm here to show you what would happen if Mario was in... ANIME. (also mods can we have a anime category please)
== My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute ==
Ok uh... I don't really know what Mario would do here... he probably wouldn't be a freaky person like how the characters are, and would actually be a nice brother. Now, if it was peach, it would be different. But... if it was goshdamn Toadette, Mario would NOT get freaky.
== One Piece ==
Now in One Piece, it could go two different ways. Mario gets a devil fruit and joins Luffy's crew, OR Mario doesn't get a devil fruit and is too weak to join Luffy. I think Mario is maybe smart enough to find a fruit. But, with how limited the fruits are, I don't think Mario would find a good one. Therefore, Mario would probably just stick to double swords and a crew about as good as Don Kreigs.
== Blue Lock ==
Ok, hear me out on this. Mario would COOK in Blue Lock. It's a soccer anime, and Mario has literally been in like 3 Mario soccer games. Not only that, but with his balance of skills, he could easily destroy at least Reo. It all depends on Mario's skills.
== Demon Slayer ==
Ok, I feel like Mario is cooked here. Mario could 100% use the sword to fight, but breathing techniques are just too much for Mario there is NO chance he could use Hinokami, and would probably only be as good as those noobs in the hashira training arc.
== Pokémon ==
Now, in Pokémon, pretty much anyone can become a trainer, as long as your 10+ years old. Mario would definitely be good at Pokémon. He would probably use both Psychic and Fire type Pokémon, because in my opinion I feel Mario would do that. Mario would also get at least up to gym leader Koga, maybe even to the elite 4. But after that, Mario probably cooked.
== Jujitsu Kaisen ==
Yeah uh, Mario's dead. No way no how could he do any crazy stuff other than melee fighting.
== World Trigger ==
I feel like Mario would be pretty good in World Trigger. He would probably make his own team with Luigi, Peach and Daisy. Mario would be the Attacker, Luigi the Sniper, Peach would be the Operator, and Daisy would be the Gunner. I think suits them all well, and with enough practice, I think that Mario's team would make it through the B-Rank wars.
== Attack on Titan ==
Ok, I don't know about this one. Mario could probably defeat a titan, and use his sword professionally. But... I don't really know if Mario could defeat those really tough titans. I haven't watched much of AoT to tell yet.
----Well guys, that's all the anime I've watched. If Mario ever gets put into One Piece you'll know what happens. And also please make an anime category, I think it'll be helpful.
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