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The White Album	The White Album
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Released 	November 22, 1968 (UK) November 25, 1968 (U.S.)
Recorded 	September 12 - October 30, 1968
Genre 	White Rock
Length 	93:43
Label 	Apple, Parlophone, EMI
Producers 	George Martin, Chris Thomas
Reviews 	- AMG - Q mag
Wikipedia entry	Wikipedia entry
The White Album is the 12th album by The Beatles. The Album features 2 Discs, each containing around 15 tracks of pure white noise. It is recommended that you stare directly into a light bulb of at least 60W while listening to it. According to uncertain rumors, all songs contained therin are about cocaine.
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1 Track Listing
1.1 Side One
1.2 Side Two
2 See also
Track Listing
Disc One
1. Blank in the U.S.S.R.
2. Pale Prudence 
3. White Onion 
4. Ob-la-di Ob-la-Nada 
5. White Cream Pie 
6. The Colourless Story of Colourless Pill 
7. While My Guitar Gently Whites 
8. Happiness is a White Gun 
9. Martha My Bear 
10. I'm so Ivory 
11. Whitebird 
12. Whities 
13. Chalky Racoon 
14. Don't White Me Out
15. Why Don't We Blank It in the Road? 
16. I White 
17. Paleia 
Disc Two
1. Blankday 
2. Yer Bleach 
3. Mother Ivory's Son 
4. Everybody's Got Something to Blank Except for Me and my Bunny 
5. Creamy Sadie 
6. Whiter Skelter 
7. White, White, White 
8. Deletion 1
9. Cream Pie 
10. White Truffle 
11. Blank Baby Blank 
12. Deletion 939
13. Good White
See also
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The White Lotus

The Black Bluetooth is an HBO miniseries which became another HBO miniseries of the same name, after receiving a massive critical acclaim. Each miniseries called The Black Bluetooth shows the relationships between guests in a hotel called The White Lotus. In each miniseries, there is a different hotel named The White Lotus, since each miniseries is set at another country in the world.
The first miniseries was set in Hawaii, USA, and the second one was in Sicily, Italy.
In addition, every miniseries includes a plot in which a blonde lady-guest called Tanya loses her black Bluetooth. In the first miniseries, she was able to find it, but on the second one, it fell from the yacht she was standing on, and she fell right after that into the water too and died.
Since Tanya has died at the end of miniseries 2, it isn't clear if from now on Michael Imperioli will become a regular instead of Tanya, or what.
Both miniseries look basically like Larry David is a guest at a hotel and Dexter's evil twin from Six Feet Under is the manager of the same hotel.
==Future==
The future of The Black Bluetooth is very much at the dark, since there is a strike of writers & actors going on in America right now. It might be wise for HBO to let a TV network from another country to produce The Black Bluetooth for one miniseries only. This way, the audience won't forget about the show, and HBO could enjoy the massive following of the show before everyone start watching Israeli shows on Netflix instead.
May I suggest that the third The Black Bluetooth miniseries should take place in my favorite Israeli resort, Eilat? Eilat is one of the best resorts in the world, and it actually has red mountains in it. That's right, you get to feel just like in the movie Total Recall and pretend that your girlfriend is Sharon Stone.
And if you're allergic to any weird Israeli foods, you might get to feel like Arnold Schwarzenegger when his eyes popped out.
==Prego & Aloha==
For more information on how to make The Black Bluetooth not fade into oblivion, please refer to our lovely talk page. Shalom!
==Spoiler alerts==
This Uncyclopedia article about The White Lotus contains some spoilers and spoiler alerts.
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The Wingfield family photo album

I dug these out of the old family album and wanted to share them with you. Since the popularity of Dad's bestselling book, Fishing For Children, people have clamored for more. I love Dad's fans, who are like family to me, so I thought they'd get as much enjoyment out of looking at these as we did taking them. Nothing like a romp down memory lane to relive the sights, sounds, and tastes of childhood. 
Tris Wingfield
 
 
frame|center|Their mouths have no nerve endings, so they can't feel pain. So batter up!
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The Wish Fish

The Wish Fish is simply a fish which you can wish upon. This category of fish includes trout, salmon, flounder, and all other fish, as it is relatively easy to wish upon a fish. Your wish, of course, is rarely granted.
In 1940, the "Wish Fish" fad inspired songwriter Ned Washington to write the following lyrics:
:When you wish upon a fish,
:You look like a dumb-ass.
These lyrics were later slightly altered for inclusion in an animated Disney musical.
Wish Fish are not members of the bird or mammal families. That is because they are fish.
== Wish Fishes as a food ==
Yum! However, the plural of "fish" is not "fishes." It is "fish."
Some claim Wish Fish taste somewhat vagina-like. This is juvenile. Based on numerous taste-tests on both ends of this comparison, the two experiences are not even remotely similar, except that either is a delightful way to while away a lazy Sunday afternoon.
== Successful fish wishing ==
The wish most frequently granted by the Wish Fish is the wish in which the wisher will soon eat a fish.It's problematic to assume that the fish which is wished upon would thereby be more willing to be caught. In fact, this wish is granted nearly all the time. One notable exception occurred in 1983, when Mrs. Norma Eddington wished that she would soon eat a fish, only to have a small African-American child jump out of fucking nowhere and run away with her rainbow trout.
== Successful fishwishing ==
A popular way in which to eat a Wish Fish is in a sandwich or in a hamburger bun. This was popularized by McDonald's, which happened to have a lot of hamburger buns lying around. They called their fish Paddies the "Filet McFish," but a sandwich which contains the Wish Fish is properly called a Wish Fishwich.
The Arthur Treacher's chain, by comparison, sold lots of fishwiches, which it wished had a lower cost. So it bought the Mrs. Paul's line of frozen filets, each of which soon served as Wish Fish upon which to wish that the customers would come back and the creditors would go away.
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The Writer's Almanac

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"And here is The Writer's Almanac for , , .
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"Do well, be good to children and old people, and please... ask before touching.®"
~ Another Random Episode of The Writer's Almanac ~*~ The Best of The Writer's Almanac ~ 
 
Writer's Almanac
eo:Beletra Almanako
The Writer's Almanac/1

"It's the birthday of poet Palmer Dinkel, born in Newark, New Jersey in 1929. He fell in love with the poetry of Walt Whitman when he was in high school, then later with the man himself when he ran across a picture of Walt in a swimming costume. Dinkel framed the picture and placed it over his desk where it remained the muse of inspiration for his subsequent works over the next 51 years, including: "Bearded Splendor", "Muskrat Love", and the voyeuristic classic, "Scenes from a Men's Restroom". 
Here's a poem by Palmer Dinkel for his birthday. A poem from 1959, and what many consider to be his master work: 
:"Requiem for a Rusty Fork"
:Heel, discarded cutlery.
:Splines obscenely twisted;
:Bane of the dining room table
:Once a proud solider, marching smartly plateside
:Deftly parrying the teasing stabs of friendly knives,
:While stowed away in the cupboard after maneuvers
:Until called from furlough to wrest open a sealed drawer,
:Barred by a forgotten key
:Never returned to the barracks, nor the silversmiths
:But exiled to the utility drawer,
:Forevermore
Category:Writer's Almanac
The Writer's Almanac/2

"It's the birthday of poet Rusty Rickshaw. Abandoned at birth at a hostel in Gofuku, Japan in 1927, he was given the name "Bigeye Whitey Bastardchild" when attending staff were at a loss for what to call him. He later adopted his new monkier when rickshaws were banned in China after the Communist takeover in 1949. 
"Famous for writing about everyday events, he was oft criticized for being unimaginative, until he wrote a poem about being criticized for being unimaginative.
"Here's a poem by Rusty Rickshaw for his birthday. A poem from 1959, and what many consider to be his master work: 
:"Airport Security"
:Into the airport I wandered,
:Feeling lonely but looking suspicious
:Our eyes met; he beckoned me to the wall
:I felt his hands grasp me roughly
:Fingers riverdancing down my ribcage
:Circling my waist like drivers around a racetrack
:But failing to achieve pole position
:Much to my obvious dismay
:"I've seen you here before?" he said.
:I nodded solemnly.
:"Show me your ticket." he said.
:I shrugged nervously.
:His palms seized my thighs,
:Patting me forcefully but meaningfully,
:In a way that made my feet sweat,
:And my buttocks tingle.
:Our eyes met; there was the slightest pause.
:He looked me up and down.
:"Same time next week?" he asked.
:I nodded.
Category:Writer's Almanac
The Writer's Almanac/3

"It's the birthday of novelist Elmer Gluesniffer, born in Intercourse, Pennsylvania in 1961. He wrote his first novel, The Flasher Only Rings Twice in 1983, when he was just twenty-two years old. The protagonist, a misunderstood ex-figure studies model facing middle age, copes with his sagging body and diminishing profile as best he can, by displaying the remains of his earthly gifts door-to-door, to a series of unsuspecting strangers. 
"Disgraced in 1985 by a high profile arrest for public indecency, Gluesniffer claimed to have been "conducting important research" for his follow-up novel, when taken into custody in a suburban neighbourhood in Allentown. His career would never recover, though most of his contacts that day have done just fine after intense, daily counseling in the years since.
"Here's an excerpt from Elmer Gluesniffer's debut/swan-song novel, in celebration of his birthday:
:The Flasher Only Rings Twice
:Nervously, I approached the door, terrified but intoxicated with the anticipation. Or perhaps the wine?
:Who might answer? An attractive young woman? A stodgy old priest? A young boy readying himself for baseball practice? I didn't know.
:There was a time that I would case out a home in advance, but such was my appetite to surprise that I now needed to surprise myself.
:Trenchcoat at the ready, I raised my knuckles to rap at the door when I felt a hand grasp my shoulder from behind.
:"Can I help you, sir?" a voice asked.
:I turned. It was the police.
:"Good afternoon, sir," I replied, "Might I interest you in a new Electrolux vacuum cleaner?"
:"No, I don't think so," he replied. "Do you have anything else I might find of interest?"
:There was the tiniest pause as I considered his motives.
:"No, I'm sorry." I said.
:"Haven't we met before?" he asked.
:I shrugged.
:Our eyes met; again, there was the slightest pause.
:He looked me up and down.
:"Want to come back to my place?" he asked.
:I nodded.
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The Writer's Almanac/4

"It's the birthday of Duane Pipe, born in Toad Suck, Arkansas, USA in 1932. He's the prolific writer of many instructional guides to Do-It-Yourself plumbing, but yearned to be a poet according to his widow Elaine. By her account, he would never share any of his personal writings, but kept many scraps of paper in a wooden box under his desk, and in his toolkit. 
"After his tragic blimp-related death in 1959, she gathered all his papers together and sought the attention of every major publisher in America, only to have them rejected as 'poor, 'amateurish' and 'not even real poetry - did you bother to actually read these before submitting them?'
"Later, she sold most of their worldly goods in an estate sale to finance a self-published book under the title: 'Duane Pipe: Broken But Unbowed'
"Here's a poem by Duane Pipe for his birthday. A poem from 1959, and what many consider to be the least bad of his writings, which were quite bad, and coincidentally the last bit of writing he completed before his untimely demise: 
:"Essentials"
:- 1 dozen eggs (check)
:- 1 gallon of milk (check)
:- 1 pound of butter (check)
:- 12 ounces cheddar cheese (check)
:- 5 pounds of potatoes (check)
:- 2 ribeye steaks (check)
:- 120 feet of lead pipe (check)
:- sink (check)
:- toilet (check)
:- bathtub (check)
:- plans for installing a sink, toilet and tub into a blimp (check)
:- a smaller blowtorch (still looking)
:- a parachute (back ordered 7 weeks)
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The Zoo (TV series)

The Zoo was some show "intended for kids" that aired on Boomerang and probably other cartoon channels,known for its excess toilet humor.
== Characters ==
Jurgen (not to be confused with pewds' first father):A disgusting gorilla.
Other than him,other characters are specified.
== Premise ==
Although the theme song is catchy (Good job,Bunkersonix [not to be confused with Buttersonix]),the narrator often starts with:
IT'S MONDAY MORNING AT THE ZOO
== Animation ==
What confused The Zoo watchers. How can they do this animation?
== The reason The Zoo was ditched in some countries (such as Romania) ==
Because of excess toilet humor,such as the line of "This jacuzzi smells like...pee",trying to name a giraffe "Poopy",and the disgusting booger scene in S1E4 (The Wegetarian). The toilet humor is even seen in one of the episode's titles (Jurgen and the Giant Poopsicle).
The only not-disgusting,enjoyable scenes were the ones with the care people.
The toilet humor and disgusting humor worried some countries and they decided to ditch the show to not hurt or disgust the little minds of children that are watching this.
Seriously,WTF The Zoo? Shut up.
Category:Stupid
The answer to How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

So, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? To answer this question, a humongous group of scientists and mathematicians gathered around a huge table and talked and talked and babbled and spoke and muttered and mumbled and blabbed and chatted and drawled and uttered and gabbed and yakked until they came up with a solution.
==The answer==
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But if a woodchuck could chuck woodchucks chucking wood, then a woodchuck could chuck wood-chucking woodchucks
===mathematical proof===
\frac{wood}{would} + (woodchuck + woodchuck)chuck + \frac{woodchuck}{could - chuck} = wood
But if a wood chucks woodchucks, woodchucks chucked by wood wouldn't chuck, and being chucked, woodchucks would chuck negative wood.
\frac{wood + chuck}{woodchuck} = -wood
The conclusion: We are dealing with imaginary wood. \frac{wood + chuck}{woodchuck} = I^2 wood
===Chuck===
If Chuck chucks woodchucks chucking wood, woodchucks are still chucking wood, so wood chucked by woodchucks unchucked by Chuck is the same as wood chucked by woodchucks chucked by Chuck. Now if Chuck were made of wood, and the only thing he chucks is wood, then he would be a wood Chuck chucking wood. Of course, wood Chucks are the same as woodchucks. but if Chuck (made of wood) could chuck woodchucks, it all depends on whether woodchucks chuck wood. Chuck Norris doesn't often chuck either wood or woodchucks, preferring to roundhouse kick them instead, but he could.
==The Experiment==
So now some guy, he takes a woodchuck (which, by the way is named Woody, can you believe it?) and he gives it some wood, to see if the woodchuck chucks it. But the guy kept on going "come on woodchuck, chuck the wood, you can do it, chuck the wood," which pissed Woody off so much that he started beating the person up with the wood, until the poor fellow's spleen ruptured. The person's name was Fred, incidentally, he then became the most subscribed asshole on youtube through the delecate prosess of cheating. (His spleen wasn't the only thing ruptured.) Therefore, The answer would be .
==Medical Information==
If any of the above made any sense to you at all, you are colorblind, or just a little smart-alec who always has to be right. now go away.
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Category:Rodents
The best thing ever

The best thing ever is a title given to any object or situation which manages to not suck or be boring in any notable way. In early years the title was given freely, but after a Kelly Clarkson CD (although the CD was later scientifically proven to actually be the best thing ever) was called the best thing ever at 12:45pm, 23 July, 2006 by a Mrs.Westbynone, the freedom was restricted with an unenforcable law, which is the best thing ever. 
== Some examples of best things ever ==
*Me
*Ali and his gang (Specifically them Vs. Mr. Tooth Decay)
*Drugs 
*Chainmail (Hailed then as "Thee beft thynge evyrrhe")
*Canadians**
*Hysterectomies
*Spoken language
*When that one guy did that thing with the other thing
*Sliced bread
*Welsh Rarebit
*Justin Timberlake
*Loopholes
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*Bacon
*The Karate Kid (Also known as the best around)
*Football (American and otherwise)
*Your Mum (Especially last night)
*The Beatles 
*Whore
*Lenore
*Pie (especially peacock pie)
*Not You 
*Frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads 
*That friend of your Dad's you called Uncle
*Ducks
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*Battle Pelicans
*Money scented cologne (great for trapping aristocrats)
*Bruce Springsteen
*Brock Sampson
*Vampire sex
== The NEW Best Thing Ever ==
On October 31st, 2:13 AM, President George W. Bush (also known as King Dubya II) was held hostage by a group of teenage goth kids until he officially declared that the new best thing ever is now Cannibal Corpse. A group of protesters called the Kids' Irrationally Lumpy Liverspotted Jerks On Yams (KILLJOY) heavily protested until they were killed by being thrown in a room full of goth teenagers and beer.
== The unenforcable law ==
No things are to be said to be best. Ever.
== Controversies surrounding the best thing ever ==
In 1987, Bob Dylan denounced the best thing ever title whilst accepting it in a ceremony which had amongst the recipients, Michael Flatley. He (Bob Dylan) was visibly nervous at the ceremony and spoke crypticly in his speech about his father being a miner and left the stage on a motor cycle which he crashed into Michael Flatley. It was the best thing ever.
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Category:Awesome Things
The debilitating skin disease I got from battling the undead

==The Battle==
A bunch of zombies came to my house one night and tried to steal my Aztec Gold. I called the cops, but it was 1am and they were all stoned so I had to fight the undead myself.
It was long and epic with lots of loud noise. The zombies moaned so much the neighbors thought there was an orgy going on in the house!
You'd think fighting zombies would be a piece of cake since they're all decaying and shit, and I even had a buttload of guns and knives and fire at my disposal! But I tell ya those damn things just wouldn't go down easy!
Eventually I won. The sun came up and the zombies all shit their pants and disintegrated into dust. I pwned them good.
But the next morning I came down with a debilitating skin disease.
==Living with Zombie Herpes==
The disease was so bad the doctor didn't even know the name for it so he had to make one up: Zombie Herpes. I had these big, festering, oozing yellow sores all over my face, ass, genitals and feet. A few of them were so big they almost ate me alive and I nearly died a few times. It was a real pain in the ass.
So I had to take this medicine and spread this sticky blue salve all over me twelve times a day, even more of a pain in the ass. Took me a year to get rid of the damn sores, and I still find yellow pus scars on my ass every now and then.
==The Lesson==
Don't fight the undead without lathering yourself up in butter and putting condoms on your toes.
And if things get hairy, make sure you have Bruce Campbell on call for backup. He's fought so many zombies he's immune to debilitating skin diseases.
==See Also==
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
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Category:Paranormal
The emperor of Barbados

The emperor of Barbados is the name given to the monarch in charge of Barbados, who is in fact not an emperor nor is she female. She is Englands very own Queen Elizabeth II.Thanks now I have to bullshit about their being an Emperor for an entire article. Although a a constitutional monarchy, Barbados has an emperor and like most emperor's he taxes all the peasants so he can live in a palace with gold furniture and other pointless life essentials. 
Born in England, in 1926 the Emperor of Barbados is currently the only emperor empress to be born and to be living abroad, probably because its people are starving and she fears violent retribution or some such. She is arguably one of the worlds most successful monarchs, seeing as she rules 1 in 3 minor nations and 1 in 2 Hawaiian islandslol, America can't touch dis 
==Birth==
Like in most monarchies, it was a role she was born into. She literally owned everything in Barbados since the instant she was born, ever since it became captured by the British in the 1700s (back when they were capturing every nation that wasn't nailed down). The people didn't bother to take back their country and try and form a democratic republic, nor do they look as though they will do it in the near future.
==Contributions==
She was and presumably still is really kind to the people, unlike the previous idea that the biggest, baddest, smelliest warrior would take all the gold, women and booze for himself and rule the nation as Chief, as was the politics in many Caribbean islands. England, meant change and equality for the people, meaning every citizen was equally taxed out of every last bit of change they had. Elizabeth kept up this lovely tradition and pursuing the idea of elimination of all classes by making sure they all had equal assets.
She has since appointed a Governor general to mediate herself between the locals, probably some to be all those missing taxes. So since she "became too old to travel" as she puts it, she has done, well, nothing for Barbados other than continue to take their money without reason or choice involved.
==Is this person actually real?==
No, I mean yes, well maybe a bit of both.
Whilst the Queen of England certainly exists, she is not "technical" the Emperor of Barbados. But for the purposes of making this article not full of senseless rambling I will say yes she is. As for the matter of her existence, this is easily explained, the phenomena of having the Queen of England actually existing was rumored to be utter shite, but she certainly exists according to several million eyewitness accounts and billions of dollars worth of gold disappearing in several of the British colonies around the world.
==References==
==See also==
*Queen Elizabeth II
*Barbados
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