"Cold" The Lost SpongeBob Episode

I will never watch SpongeBob ever again, not after what I’ve seen. I’m Mike and I used to work as an intern at the Nickelodeon Studio until I watched the SpongeBob Episode that changed everything.
It was a beautiful Sunday morning, I had just banged my super hot black dread headed girlfriend when I got the call to come in and clean the writers room so of course I showed up, I was never really allowed to go into the writers room beforehand so this was exciting for me.
I arrived to the studio and looked around for a bit, “that’s strange…no one’s here” I said to myself while holding my Scrub Daddy, a non-toxic, scratch free product that changes textures based on the temperature of the water that’s the best cleaning product that I’ve ever used.
I tried to reason with myself, I chalked it up as a “everyone just hasn’t gotten here yet” situation before heading to the writers room then I just started cleaning.
Around 5 minutes of scrubbing and dusting passed before I saw a tape of a never before seen SpongeBob episode with a label simply titled “Cold”….and just like that my curiosity was piqued.
My eyes tracked the surrounding area to make sure that no one was coming into the room and after I was sure that I was alone, I put the tape into the nearest vcr and then…
It didn’t work
Because the television was unplugged
BUT AFTER I plugged it in and I hit play…the episode began…
It started with the title card..a crudely drawn flower with the word “Cold” sketched into the middle of it and no background music…by the looks of it the episode is nowhere near completed.
We’re then snapped right to the actual episode, SpongeBob is seen just feeding Gary while doing that “lalalala” bullshit until he coughs, Gary immediately runs away and hisses at SpongeBob.
“Oh Gary! It’s just a little cough, it'll go away!” SpongeBob says reassuringly.
Gary continues to hiss
“Gee…I didn’t know you were a germaphobe…” SpongeBob walks over to Gary and tries to pet him but Gary hisses even louder than before.
“Okay Okay Gar-bear you win! You don’t have to worry about this Sponge! I’ll just *cough cough* Walk it off! Toodles!!!”
SpongeBob then jogs out of the house and as soon as he slams open the front door, the episode glitches out. I slammed my hand on the vhs in a desperate attempt to fix the issue but instead I shattered it. I suppose I forgot about my unmatched raw strength.
“FUCK FUCK FUCK I’M SO FIRED!!”
I said to myself in a panic, then suddenly 
The episode kept playing…but something was off
The quality was terrible and the audio was a little bit faded.
The purple doctor fish was standing by SpongeBob as he was laying in his bed.
“You have dead”
Purple fish said.
SpongeBob erupted into tears that were so realistic and loud that it made me remember the horrific events of the summer of 98.
After 3 minutes of pure agony, the episode cut to a black and green SpongeBob laying on the ground. His surroundings were black and red and they almost looked like they were melting.
Everything was silent except for the occasional coughing…and soon even that was gone.
5 minutes passed, 5 minutes of just watching this rotted sponge lay on the ground…until suddenly the disembodied voice of SpongeBob was heard
“I DIEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD….oh and my name is Deadbob Horrorpant by the way”
The episode cut to black but not before flashing an image of the Deadbob staring at the camera….
And just like that the episode was over…
I got a call shortly after watching the episode saying that my super hot black dreadheaded girlfriend was hit by an 18 wheeler and fucking died.
That is why I will never watch SpongeBob ever again.
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