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The Frosties Kid

In the beginning, there was an egg cell. And unto this egg did come another cell: a sperm cell. It was a cell with strange genetic code, with peculiar DNA, with bizarre chemical influences. This egg grew into the Frosties Kid.
The egg cell itself belonged to an ordinary woman- so ordinary, in fact, that very little is known about her. She had no worldly goods, except a single diary. Born in an impoverished ginger biscuit factory in an English-speaking country, she had lived on the streets for many years after her disguise as a ginger biscuit failed to fool the staff.
==Rumours vs. the Truth==
Rumour has it that the Frosties kid is 
a) A Mongolian yak-herder 
b) Satan’s semi-evil grandson 
c) A lemming
d) A South African gymnast (Honestly, who thought up that one? What’s wrong with people these days?)
e) Bobby Davro.
In fact, the Frosties kid is a strange being from space, with a mission to annoy the people of the world so much that they do not notice an alien invasion.
==The Plan==
The plan was this: 
1) The infamous Frosties advert appears on TV, in cinemas, on all Macintosh servers, in copies of 'Heat' magazine, on the surface of Saturn, and somewhere among the many tattoos of a fat bloke in a pub in Leeds.
2) While the entire population of the Earth is busy complaining about the advert, torching boxes of Frosties and burning tiger effigies like there’s no tomorrow, a huge alien craft from space moves into attack position. The irony is that there IS no tomorrow.
3) Then, everyone dies, as the Earth is torched. Tony the Tiger is to blame, of course: he is the leader of the aliens responsible for the attack. 
==The Aliens==
The hierarchy of the alien society can clearly be seen in the Kid's inferiority to Tony during the advert. Also, it was Tony who groomed, drugged and bummed the Kid during filming, rather than vice versa. (On reflection, Tony decided to cut this scene from the advert. If the advert been shown on live TV, things would have been very interesting.) The aliens are clearly very advanced in technological terms- this hypothesis is proven correct by the nature of the cereal-serving machine that appears at the beginning of the advert. 
We can be thankful for…
a) The plan failing- thus far
b) Tony deciding not to film the Full Monty, or yet another episode of Eastenders
c) Tony not teaming up with Margaret Thatcher.
==The New Frosties Kid==
The search for a new frosties kid was long and ardous as everyone on Earth had realised that appearing as the frosties kid would ruin your social life. After realising that Frosties would set you up for life and clear your criminal record a new frosties kid was found in the form of Gaahl from Norwegian Black metal band Gorgoroth.]]
Category:Forgotten people
The Glass Menagerie

The Glass Menagerie is a play by Tenessee Williams, brother of Kentuckistan, Idaho, and Arkansas Williams. The only noticeable achievement of his other siblings is that Arkansas managed to break the law numerous times, destroy the healthcare system, and sell nuclear secrets to China. It is a "memory play," which means nothing. The time is the year square-root-of-negative-one (A.D.). The major theme is escape, as evidenced by Tom's last line of the play: "Ha Ha... sucks to you Laura!!!" Or something to the degree of candelabras, or ghosts, or haunted memories. The play contains these themes:
==Escape==
Oftentimes, the characters try to escape reality. For example, Tom drinks and goes to the movies, Laura looks at his collection of glass, and Amanda is as gregarious as a Southern Belle. Tom often comments on the quack "magician" who was able to smuggle a chain saw inside a coffin and rip the coffin to shreds to get himself out. Laura agrees and says that they all would be so happy that Anus and her would start singing, as evidenced by the equation below:---------------------------v
 
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Later, Amanda storms off and goes to the movies.
==Gentleman Calla==
Apparently, Amanda wants, "Good fortune, and a life of toil as a secratery for Laura." She planned to soften her up by sending her to College in order to deliberately humiliate her. In the play, after Laura is first sent of to college, you can see Amanda promptly laugh her head off, and go to the movies. When that plot failed, she decides to trick a gentleman into marring her. Tom reports that this is her most pathetic scheme yet, and looks at his collection of glass. Amanda storms of and goes to the movies.
==Symbol: Tobasco Sauce==
The glass in the play symbolizes how annoying each character is. You really think that that;s far fetched? Well.. you just don't understand literature. Oh, and your essay you wrote got a D. Rather that getting off the couch and getting moving, Tom mopes around and complains about a psycological defect. Then Amanda storms off and goes to the movies.
==Symbol: Amanda Storms Off And Goes To The Movies==
When Amanda Storms Off And Goes To The Movies, this symbolizes the symapthy for the working poor's "plight". Should one mindlessly squander welfare on petty entertainment, or actually use to money to improve one's self, at the expense of the person. Such themes are apparent in the short story, Blues Ain't No Mockin' Bird Anus. Amanda then storms off and goes to the movies.
==Oscar Wilde==
Unbeknownst to most people, Amanda's earlier husband was Oscar Wilde. Tom envies Oscar Wilde, and hopes to succeed in the feat he undertook earlier.
 "Ha Ha... Sucks to you Amanda!!!'
 -Oscar Wilde's last line in The Glass Menagerie.
category:literature
The Great Bunny of Christ's Resurrection

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==Billions of Years Ago==
It all started 981,234,767,821,456,127,894,374 billion years ago, before the universe existed. The Great Bunny of Christ's Resurrection decided he was hungry, and also that he needed to lay an egg. Because although regular bunnies (especially male ones) don't do that, Great Bunnies of Christ's Resurrection do. They pretty much do whatever they want.
So first, he ate a Snickers bar, and then he laid an egg, and then he basically got bored. So he put lots of little "people-things" on the egg, because they're stupid and tend to blow each other up. (Fun to watch.) He named it... "Earth."
==2,000 Years Ago, 1:15 AM==
Roughly 81,423,764,812,336,481 billion years later, Christ died, so the Great Bunny of Christ's Resurrection, finally understanding what his name actually meant, resurrected him. And then promptly died. Because that's what Great Bunnies of Christ's Resurrection do. They die.
But first, he laid lots more eggs.
And now, Christ is out in his faster-than-light spaceship trying to find them - it's like an interstellar Easter Egg Hunt. And all he has brought with him is Snickers bars, in honor of his friend the late Great Bunny of Christ's Resurrection. And so, every year on this day, the day of the death of the late Great Bunny of Christ's Resurrection, we go around and help Christ in his interstellar search for giant bunny eggs, as well as eat Snickers bars to honor the poor dead bunny rabbit.
==Last Night, 2:35 AM==
We also construct shrines to the bunny out of chocolate, his favorite food, and bite their heads off, because actually this bunny wabbit was an extremewy mean and nasty bunny wabbit. He was like... the late evil Great Bunny of Christ's Resurrection, or something. And these chocolate bunnies are like... voodoo dolls. Even though he's dead.
Anyway, one day Christ was bored in his spaceship, and decided he wanted some company, so he sent a UFO down to earth to pick up Elvis - because everyone knows that in his free time, Elvis was a great supporter of Easter Egg hunting. So that's where he is. And whenever Christ and Elvis do find the egg laid by the late evil Great Bunny of Christ's Resurrection, they're going to populate it with lots of new funny-looking people, since we're going to blow up the egg they named "Earth" any day now. And then they'll use the interstellar spaceship like a faster-than-light Noah's Ark, and we will all go live on the great Egg of Wondrous Magic Easterness, and that will be like... yeah.
==See also==
* Random Insanity
* Walkentology
Category:Easter
Category:Cults
Category:Things that may be out to get you
Category:Rabbits
The Great Gig in the Sky

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The Great Panda Panda-emic

The Great Panda Panda-emic was one of the baddest disasters in history, causing the complete non-existence of everything everywhere.
==Term?==
The term panda-emic was coined in 1993 by the alleged "Mr. Catnip", also known by his other name, Jean Chretien. Its supposed meaning is 
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Panda-emic - (noun) A sudden and violent influx/invasion of pandas into a location, generally resulting in total panda domination.
== What is it? ==
The Great Panda Panda-emic occurred the same year that pandas were discovered to exist. It all began when a single Opian panda came to the USA. Customs immediately labeled him an illegal immigrant, though his passport was up-to-date and valid. After having his fur searched many times, the Opian was released. Customs, however was unaware that the sentence two sentences ago in this article was completely untrue, and that the Opian had in fact been part of the group Al-Panda, which was labeled as very dangerous in the USA. This led to an instant panic all over the world, with 98% of people purchasing random fluffy objects which rose up during the night and munched on their brains, and George W. Bush passing the Panda Act, which stated that all pandas in the United States were to be "deadified" immediately. This was rather difficult, as pandas are immortal, and the Panda-emic had begun.
== What happened during the Panda-emic? ==
The incoming flow of pandas/Opians was too much for Americans to handle, mainly because they discounted the fact that everything everywhere was being rendered non-existent. After arriving to the conclusion that pandas were really cute, the Customs attempted to legalize them in America, not realizing that this was an impossible feat, as America had been rendered non-existent along with the words and concepts "attempted", "to", "legalize", "them", and in". Pandas soon entirely assimilated the (non-existent) government, and nothing can stop a panda with victoly in it's grasp. 
== Aftermath? == 
Once everything everywhere was non-existent, the pandas (who were not everything everywhere and thus still existed) decided to go frolic in the meadows. Unfortunately, this escalated into controlled violence, and...
Category:Disasters
The Great Unknown

Before Existence, the thing that comes before, man, before the pig-latin for Sophia, is the pre-adamite phase called the The Great Unknown. Its like what Buffalo Bill learned from Sitting Bull of the Great Mystery. In fact, it is often called the Great Mystery by shamans, because of its way of not meeting the logic and existence of the Big Bang as a prime mover.
==Location==
Speculation abounds and continues still today and tomorrow. Some say North of the Galactic Centre, some say inside the Great Pyramid, some say it is antipodean to the Hollow Earth Theory. Some say it is unmappable, and unknowable. But NASA, in conjunction with Tom Hanks, are trying hard to prove this wrong.
In March 2008, musician and bowler Shania Twain claimed she had The Great Unknown all along, and that she kept it in a small jar next to here signed copy of The Fly DVD. These wild claims by Twain were backed up by signer Avril Lavigne who in April 2008 clamied, ""Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your Girlfriend".
==Forces In Favour of the Great Unknown==
From E = mc2, it is known that quantum physics and quantonic paradigm sheers occur when common people are asleep. It is known that the Historical Buddha, Gotama, is proovenly known as 'the Awakened One' (in fact, 'Buddha' means Awakened One). Thus in his Meditations on First Philosophy, esp. the Second Meditation, Descartes speaks of the difference between Sound Sleep and Godlike Sleep. From proof of the Triangle as an example of God's Existence arises the idea of the Great Unknown. Thus, the Cogito Ergo Sum (I am therefore I exist) is proof of God. Thus, by Pythagoras using soft machines to invent his Triangle, and soundly dreaming of pretty pink and blue butterflies dancing on the corners of a candle-lit romantic dawn, God must exist.
Result: Because we, as extraterrestrial biological entities, who have not awoken to our calling on earth yet, fooled into playing the role of common people, do very well know for a fact, that the Great Unknown is in the Last Frontier.
==Forces In Disfavour of the Great Unknown==
In 1966, in the lower dimensions of the Great Unknown are the Unknowable quarks, a form of slightly effervescent elements from beyond time that stem from astral entities identified as Githzerai by William Shatner on his second maiden voyage into the Final Frontier. It was here that The Great Unknown was given a warm reception by the cast and crew of the NASA.
Result: Flying Spaghetti Monsters let loose on planet earth through a negatively ionised time-warp wormhole continuum, chasing the Enterprise, stealing the dreams of many innocent children and brilliant scientists.
==See also==
* Weird Science
* Logic
* Philosophy
* Pseudoscience
* History
* Red Pill
* Zork
Category:Space
Category:Vexing Scientific Conundrums
The Gurk

thumb|right|300px|One of the first known images of the Gurk
 
Gurken (Gurco Incomptius) or simply The Gurk is a predator believed to have existed in Northern Europe around the second ice age. First discovered in Norway during the a highway construction, this magnificent creature is believed to have roamed the mighty highlands with four pincer-like legs, two racor sharp claws and an appetite for almost every species available at the time. Archeologists around the world flocked to the excavation site to examin the well preserved body. It can now only be seen at the Archological museum of Oslo.
==Second Ice Age==
At the time of the Gurk, Europe was a cold and hostile environment and saw the end of many species. However, Gurken developed a thick skin layer proving both fire resistant, water proof and keeping it warm throughout the harsh winter. In addition to this, the Gurk had infrared vision, razor sharp teeth and were gigantic. Right after its discovery, a new theory about the extinction of the mammuts were presented involving the Gurk being rather cranky one day and decided to kill'em all. This theory have been commonly accepted and is now taught at elementary schools around the world.
Not only were Gurken stunningly intelligent and fierce, but could also move at great speed and cross large distanses in short time. The first humans settling in the areas found them as excellent mounts and used them often in hunting or transportation.
==Religion and extinction==
Not only did Ayam take advantage of the Gurk in sexual matters, butalso worshipped Gurks penis. It was believed to have great macigal powers and being the god of creation and fire. Cave paintings found in Northern Russia supports this theory. 
However, at the Gurks prime, prohpecies were foretold about the coming of armageddon. People's panic were pointed at the Gurk and an enormous eradication began. In just a couple of years the entire Gurk tribe of Europe was gone.
Although centuries ago, there is still people who whorsip the Gurk and believes that the resurrection of the Gurk will be imminent now that Gurk graves have been disturbed. In 1997, Gurkhism were officially declared a religion in Sweden, Holland, Germany, Japan and Lithuania. Denmark, Italy, Mexico and China are all discussing the matter to this day.
== Impact on modern culture ==
Gurken has made its way into the most unpredictable arenas. At a press conference in early 2006, car manufacturer BMW announced that Gurken would be their logo for the new G-series. Directly after, BMW were sued by Porsche who according to their management had bought all the rights for it. The trial is expected to begin in February 2007.
2007 is also the year of the highly anticipated autobiographical movie "Million Dollar Gurk", believed to be a box-office hit and Universial studios biggest project of all time. Starring as the Gurk, is Ben Affleck.
Category:Monsters
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon

The Hanging Gardens of Babylon, not to be confused with 'the 'anging babies in next door's garden' or 'I think them next door are inbreds', are a much revered and romanticised figment of someone's imagination. The idea of a Babylonian king building a giant theatre filled with a dazzling array of flowers and plants; just to please his sick wife is quite frankly, insulting. This bewildered royal surely could have considered the much less expensive options of "making her better" or simply "kill the bitch". 
==The Seven Ancient Wonderful Ways Of Dispatching A Babylonian Queen==
# Suffocate her with leaves from a large Begonia.
# Leave a trail of breadcrumbs from her quarters for a bear to follow.
# During intercourse, bite her on the ear a tad too hard then let her to bleed to death.
# Make her attend a three-hour seminar on waffles.
# Criticise her "pigeon tits" daily until she succumbs to depression and takes her own life.
# Gradually heat up her bath water until it reaches boiling point.
# Eat her head.
==Confusion==
Few people are aware that the derogatory use of the word 'hanging', referring to a person who is particularly ugly or sexually unattractive, actually originated in Babylonia. The word was used to describe a family of Horticulturalists in Babylon who were descended from an illicit crossing between an acne-scarred 16 year old Babylonian male and a particularly attractive can of tuna. The resulting offspring spawned a race of Gardeners so horrifying in appearance; they were commonly mistaken for 'scousers'. Whenever they ventured away from their native lands passers by would often remark "Look, its those 'anging gardeners from Babylon!". The myth was born. 
This explanation has been condemned by many historians as to its authenticity. I put it to them. In my life time I have seen many a sexually unattractive gardener and not once have I come across a mythical garden built by an imaginary Babylonian King for his equally imaginary sick wife.
==Destruction== 
The vanishing of these magnificent gardens has been the subject of many different wild thoughts. Here is a list of some of the more likely explanations for this sudden disappearance;
* Earthquakes
* Drought
* Cows ate it
* Alien Abduction
* Ice age
* The "Abolition of Plant Food" Act of 517BC
* Someone nicked it
* Nuclear testing
* For no reason whatsoever
* Epidemic
* It was made out of water
However, the main theory put forward by renowned Paleobotanist Dr Stephen Forskintle of Cambridge University is the most probable;
 "The fucking thing never existed."
Category:Wonders of the World
Category:Gardening
Category:Plants
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The Honeymooners

The Honeymooners was a show in the 1950s about a married couple Ralph (Jackie Gleason) and Alice (Audrey Meadows). The show was notable for being ahead of its time, almost prophetic in Ralph's wishes to Alice with his vision of interstellar manifest destiny; "One of these days, Alice," he would say. "TO THE MOON!"
The show was too challenging for most viewers, and was quickly canned. The unaired series finale, where Alice and Ralph take a trip to the moon with a rocketship they built in the backyard, which explodes in space, was revolutionary for its realistic treatment of space travel.
== Homo Friendly Entertainment ==
‘’The Honey-Mooners’’ was the first show to feature a homosexual couple. But since the show was created in the Victorian Age, all the sexual activity has to be insinuated through innuendo. (Why do you think they picked the surname Kramden) Most viewers able to see right through this however, and were pretty sure they knew exactly what the phrase ”Do you wanna go to the moon” really meant. Every show would begin with a shot of Ralph’s "moon", and then off camera you could hear Norton lube up his beef bus with honey and then proceed to "go to them moon". (The show's writers originally used the phrase "Do you wanna cum inside the moon?!", but the FCC said that they weren’t allowed to use the word "inside".)
The rest of each show generally consisted of a naked Ralph walking around the apartment backwards in a vein attempt to convince Alice to engage in a little Pegging. But despite being a Catholic, Alice wanted nothing to do with Ralph's smelly bus drivin' ass.
== The Movie ==
In 2005, BET Films produced an urban version of The Honeymooners starring Cedric the Entertainer as Ralph and Gabrielle Union as Alice. Instead of the famous line To the Moon, Ralph yelled "One of these days Alice, TO THE SUPER!"
Category:American television series
The Importance of Being Earnest/Text

I first discovered The Importance of Being Honest in English class, when I was bored. I was sitting there, flipping through my English book, when the name "Oscar Wilde" caught my eye. Woah, back up. Oscar Wilde???
Needless to say, I started reading the play, which was hilariously funny. I hope you enjoy it too.
Table of Contents*Act 1*Act 2*Act 3
(Thanks to http://www.hoboes.com/html/FireBlade for the text)
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The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN!

The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN! was a short lived web-comic that was set to appear weekly on WebComic.com. Thankfully however, the comic was canceled after its memorable debut, in which over 9000 readers called to complain about the 'blatant lack of graphical talent' possessed by the author, Matthew Swasbey. Swasbey's response was, "If I wanted to spend my summer learning to draw lines in The GIMP, my comic would look pretty. If you readers want to go ahead and buy me Photoshop, be my guest." The first and only episode to ever reach the web is readable below, however purple eye-stabbingly ugly it may be. The ending of the comic proves that Swasbey had no intention of trying a second episode, which came as a relief to a number of people.
== See also==
* Sprite comic
* MS Paint
Category:AGH MY EYES
Category:Superheroes
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Category:FA Comics