San Francisco Lovers

The San Francisco Lovers are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference and based in San Francisco. Previously, the team was a member of the Lawful Good division of the Good League, the Wild High division of the Wild League, and the Mild High division of the Mild League. The Lovers have been a part of the league since . 
==Roster==
===Expansion Era===
==Former Players==
===Incinerations===
*Paul Barnes (Beta/Season 3, Day 5; replaced by Sandford Garner)
*Miguel Javier (Beta/Season 3, Day 11; replaced by Kennedy Meh)
*Helga Moreno (Beta/Season 23, Day 97; replaced by Yulia Skitter)
*Ramiel Jang (Season 2, day 27; replaced by Muna Sichantha)
===Feedback Swaps===
*Sigmund Castillo (Season 6, Day 61; replaced by Alexander Horne)
*Kennedy Meh (Season 9, Day 98; replaced by NaN)
*Jaylen Hotdogfingers (Season 12, Day 12; replaced by Yeong-Ho Garcia)
*NaN (Season 12, Day 31; replaced by Fletcher Yamamoto)
*Yosh Carpenter (Season 13, Day 79; replaced by Gabriel Griffith)
*Cannonball Sports (Season 18, Day 58; replaced by Foxy Pebble)
*Knight Triumphant (Season 18, Day 85; replaced by Conner Haley)
*Don Mitchell (Season 19, Day 3; replaced by Bates Bentley)
*Conner Haley (Season 19, Day 62; replaced by Tot Fox)
*Percival Wheeler (Season 21, Day 70; replaced by Jacob Winner)
*King Roland (Season 21, Day 71; replaced by Juice Collins)
===Blessings & Trades===
*Knight Triumphant (; traded to the Houston Spies for Morrow Wilson)
*Yeong-Ho Garcia (; traded to the Houston Spies for Fitzgerald Blackburn)
*Morrow Wilson (; traded to the Houston Spies for Knight Triumphant)
*Gabriel Griffith (; traded to the Hades Tigers for NaN)
*Fitzgerald Blackburn (; traded to the Houston Spies for Karato Bean)
*Knight Triumphant (; traded to the Atlantis Georgias' Shadows for Gita Biscuits)
*Parker Meng (; traded to the Miami Dale for Cannonball Sports)
*Ortiz Lopez (; traded to the Atlantis Georgias for Mint Shupe)
*Kichiro Guerra (; traded to the Ohio Worms for Pitching Machine)
*Bates Bentley (, traded to the Hawai'i Fridays due to the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by Percival Wheeler)
*Juice Collins (, traded to the Hawai'i Fridays due to the Equivalent Exchange will; replaced by King Roland)
*Djuna Scoresburg (, traded to the Seattle Garages due to the Gachapon blessing; no replacement)
*Annie Williams (, traded to the LA Unlimited Tacos due to the Gachapon blessing; no replacement)
*Gunther O'Brian (, traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings due to the Blind Date blessing; no replacement)
===Shadows Transactions===
*Milo Brown (; replaced by Bontgomery Mullock)
*Fletcher Yamamoto (; replaced by Milo Brown)
*Percival Wheeler (; replaced by King Roland)
*Helga Burton (; replaced by Percival Wheeler)
*NaN (; replaced by Helga Burton)
*Gita Biscuits (; no replacement)
===Redactions===
*Liquid Friend (Season 15, Day 21)
===Faded to Dust===
*Liquid Friend IV ()
*Uncle Plasma IV ()
==Season Results==
===BETA===
Season 	W 	L 	Pct 	GB 	Playoffs 	Blessings 	Notes
Season β1 	38 	59	.392	17 	 	 	
Season β2 	29 	70	.293	43 	 	Performance Enhancing Demons 	4th Strike
Season β3 	59 	40	.596	-- 	Semi-Finalists 	 	
Season β4 	49 	50	.495	12 	 	 	Yosh Carpenter blessed with extra set of elbows, Sandford Garner blessed with two.
Season β5 	65 	34	.657	-- 	Semi-Finalists 	 	Don Mitchell became the first player to Reverberate.
Season β6 	53 	46	.534	27 	 	 	
Season β7 	55 	44	.556	12 	 	Headliner's Blessing 	
Season β8 	35 	64	.354	39 	 	 	
Season β9 	47 	52	.478	24 	 	Feel the Love 	Targeted Shame, blocked
Season β10 	65 	34	.657	4 	Semi-Finalists 	Popular by Association, Subleague Swap	
Season β11 	48 	50	.490	7 	 	XX Judgement 	
Season β12 	38 	61	.384	21 	 	Enrich Will, Forshadow Will, Big S
ip 	
Season β13 	46 	53	.465	7 	 	Exchange Will, Foreshadow Will 	
Season β14 	56 	43	.566	1 	Wild-Card round 	 	Infused King Roland
Season β15 	35 	64	.354	28 	 	Voted for more Coffee 2 weather 	Gained bats
Season β16 	49 	50	.495	15 	 	 	Bought Sweetener, built Birdhouses
Season β17 	36 	63	.364	32 	 	 	Unlocked Hotel Motel, gained Batsmith
Season β18 	41 	58	.414	39 	 	Cinnamon Roll 	Hotel Motel applied to league
Season β19 	43 	56	.434	-7*	Quarter-Finalists 	Guarded, Cover Letters 	
Season β20 	33 	66	.333	36 	Underbracket Champions	 	Theo King consumed his own Ring of Famine
Season β21 	42 	57	.424	23 	 	 	Built Bird Hotel, added Voicemail.
Received Fireproof, Soul Patches, Uncle Plasma, Liquid Friend
Theo King incinerated Rogue Umpire
Season β22 	56 	43	.566	 	 	 	
Quarter-Finalists	Helga Moreno gained Subtractor, Skipping	 	 	 	 	 	
Season β23 	39 	60	.394	18 	Wild-Card round 	Targeted Evolution 	Built Stables
Season β24 	 	 	 	 	Most birds (1289) 	 	Became Scattered
*In Season β19, wins were converted to unwins.
===CURRENT===
Season 	W 	L 	Pct 	GB	Playoffs 	Blessings 	Notes
Season 1	40	50	.444	21	 	 	
Season 2	49	41	.544	11	Quarter-Finalists	Magnetic Fielder, Alvie Kesh gains 3 Stars of Magnet	
 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
==Notable Events==
===The Long Romantic Walk on the Blaseball Field (Season 2, Day 78)===
*During the third game of the series against the New York Millennials, The Lovers secured an unprecedented 18-4 home victory and secured the clean sweep after walking nearly every single point. Rumors that Millennials pitcher Fynn Doyle had been seduced or blinded by love remain unconfirmed. When interviewed after the game, Lovers grand-slam hitter Sigmund Castillo had this to say: "I'm just happy to be out there with my favorite people."
===Training Weights Stolen (Season 4, Day 27)===
*During the third game of a series against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, the Lovers pulled out a phenomenal 21-5 victory. Don Mitchell was voted the MVP, with a 3-run homer and a series of additional runs scored throughout. Team management reports hiding training weights within the players shoes, so once they were stolen their true power was unleashed - though this is as of yet, unconfirmed.
===Lost in the Infinite Los Angeli (Season 5, Days 13-30)===
Main Article: Lovers Lost In the Infinite Los Angeli
*Early in season 5, the Lovers found themselves unable to navigate the Infinite Cities and return to The Polyhedron. This resulted in many scheduling adjustments and many emergency games against the Unlimited Tacos. Eventually, the team was guided out by the Charleston Shoe Thieves. However, the time the Lovers spent in the Infinite Cities with the Tacos created a temporary fate link between the two teams, causing their victories and losses to continue to mirror each other's, regardless of their opponents, for the next 15 days of games.
===Historic Double Shut-out (Season 8, Day 16)===
*In the fourth match of a back-to-back series against the Chicago Firefighters, the two teams made Blaseball history with the first ever double shut-out. Due to Firefighters being Shamed in their prior Day 15 match against the Lovers, and starting Day 16 with -1 runs due to Shame Bubble, the game concluded with a score of -1-0 to the Lovers.
==Team Overview==
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The San Francisco Lovers were founded due to the enthusiasm of their captain, Knight Triumphant—the only member of the original roster to have any previous Blaseball experience. The rest of the San Francisco Lovers original line-up for the team was sourced from Knight's expansive sprawling polyamorous relationships. The roster is currently made up of supportive partners, metamours, and allies eager to encourage Knight Triumphant to pursue their dreams. 
Originally sponsored by Miguel Javier's Etsy store, the team ultimately decided to shun corporate sponsorship and are now instead sponsored by the feeling of seeing your partner again after having not seen them for a while. This sponsorship allowed the team to relocate to their current stadium, The PolyHedron.
==Staff==
*MeatCute the Abstract Force of Romantic Fate - Mascot
*The Batsmith - The Batsmith
==Trivia==
*The team's highly variable success from season to season could be attributed to their habit of regularly updating their uniforms between seasons. Some of which have caused distractions to occur on field for both the Lovers and their opponents.
==Fan Art==
File:LoversLogo Cobaltcakes.png|Logo by Cobaltcakes
File:LoversLogo.png|Classic Logo by Jadey
File:Sflovers-crest.jpg|by 
File:SF Lovers Flag brython lexi.png|Flag Design by Brython Lexi
File:Deidrasky Artboard 1lovers-lover.png|Season 11 Election Tarot by 
File:Huddle up Cuddle Up.png|Lovers catchphrase by @CassiniKepler
File:Sf lovers.png|NES sprites of Meatcute and Lovers lineup as of Season 10 by HellaBiAllie
File:Lovers season10 validtine.jpg|Season 10 Wild High Finals Photo by 
File:Lovers lineup sprites.png|S11 Lineup, by @BardSupreme
File:Lovers S15 Roster.jpg|Season 15 roster by @Validtine
File:Lovers BBQ.png|S19 Lovers BBQ by @Validtine
File:Lovers Minecraft.png|S23 Lovers playing Minecraft by @Validtine
File:S24 San Fran Lovers.jpg|Season 24 Lovers Line up by @HetreaSky
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