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Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Murderous Meatwad

You guys ever heard of Aqua Teen Hunger Force? The show about a milkshake, a box of fries, and an adorable meatball? (And their neighbor Carl of course). Well I was devastated when it was cancelled, as it was my favorite TV show of all time. But recently Adult Swim posted a clip for the upcoming movie. I clicked immediately.
Hilariously enough, it had nothing to do with the movie. But considering that they like to joke around with fans, I wasn't too mad. It began with Shake being lazy as per usual, watching TV. Frylock said he needed help with something, so Shake asked, "WHAT?!?!?" Frylock said Meatwad hadn't woken up all morning. Shake said, "Everyone sleeps in sometimes!" 
Meatwad woke up completely expressionless. Frylock asked Meatwad how he was doing and he said, "The end of the world is coming," in a monotonous version of Meatwad's voice. Shake disregarded it and kept watching TV. Frylock asked him what he wanted for breakfast, and Meatwad said, "Suffering." He went over to Carl's house and rang the bell.
"What the hell do you want, meatman?" Carl asked. Meatwad transformed into possibly the most horrifying thing I have seen in my lifetime.
Carl said, "Hey meatman! No hard feelings!" Meatwad ripped Carl's leg off and started eating it. Hyper realistic blood started flowing from the leg, more realistic than it could ever be. Carl screamed in horror, and Meatwad started consuming the rest of his body. He returned to the Aqua Teen's house and said, "Breakfast is taken care of," and BURPED OUT CARL'S DECAYING HEAD. Shake was horrified, which says something. And Frylock told Shake to stand back. He pulled out a shotgun, but Meatwad absorbed the bullets a-la blob fashion. He opened his jaw to reveal two large tentacles, and started eating the living shit out of Shake and Frylock.
It cut to Dr. Weird's laboratory. As disturbing as the episode was, it was nice to see Dr. Weird and Steve again.
He said, "GENTLEMEN, I HAVE FOUND THE LOCATION OF THE AQUA TEEN'S HOUSEHOLD!" Steve said, "We already know the location." "NO WE DIDN'T! MWAHAHAHA!"
Meatwad busted in and started roaring. Steve tried to run, but he was so scared that a skeleton popped out of his head. Meatwad cornered Dr. Weird and bit his head clean off. He then POPPED OUT OF MY TV, TORE OFF MY ARMS AND ATE ME AND MY HOUSE ALIVE.
THE END
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Arcade Black-Out

Donkey Kong is my favorite Arcade game of all time, even better than Galaga or Pac-Mania! As far as I can remember, this machine was at a local Century Park Theater, right next to a Sonic Drive Through. Everytime I went there, I would waste about $5 USD on the machine every week. But the last time would be the last time I ever played this..
That one night, I tried getting far, but the kill screen got me over and over. I tried begging my dad to give a dollar or 2, but he wouldn't budge. I was disappointed, but I had to go either way. I snuck out of my house to the theaters to play DK. All of a sudden, I was caught in no time flat, but I saw the machine flash, like the static on TV. I tried telling the guard that there was a demon at the machine, but he didn't believe me. The next day, I saw the highest score was replaced-
PLAYER SCORE
1. SAT 666,666,666
2. NIC 405,313,405
I thought the highest score was a weird coincidence that the guy was a Satan worshiper or something. Next day, I was handed a message:
I knew the spirit wanted something, but it seems it already did and wants something else.
The next day, I saw that "SAT" got other high scores
PLAYER SCORE
SAT 666,666,666
D 634,657,000
I 631,354,342
E 601,533,657
I knew what had to be done. So, I tried contacting the manager, but he said that some kid played around. I knew he was lying, because he said the wrong date that it happened. Eventually, the arcade game was removed with no warning the week. As you now know, I'm not really looking forward to play Donkey Kong anymore, even the Gameboy edition....
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Arcade Nightmare

i went into an arcade one day after my ds's battery ran out with pokemon pearl in it. and saw: a polybius machine! (my camra was busted) after blowing all my $$$ i went home. that night was when it all began. i dreamed i was on a wierd orange rock planet. i saw a ship like in an...arcade game i flew it into an astroid belt (actually it was on autopilot untill it was smashed by an astroid.) i flew it through a...maze. there were astroids as a floor and celing. after getting through athe maze. i ran out of fuel. and crashed on a lavender planet like the one earlier. finding a wierd temple, the only way out of the ravine. i found a puzzle of putting rocks with the clue of 123, knowing the condition i have (assignigning numbers, leters, etc collors) i put blue, red, green in that order. i went in. i went my way and encountered another puzzle involving torches of colors. figuring it out, i put blue first, red second, and green third. at the last one, a telescope with a triforce in it. i put the gems in the order of one, the telescope sent a radio wave...somewhere. i saw a meteor crash in the next room. i awaited the next puzzle. but saw... HIM! seeing him, i said, slenderman. then...ben came out and ghost from 1 and 3 gen pokemon games. slenderman threw rocks at me, ben made everything catch fire and ghost shot cursing lasers, i noticed it was to represent the puzzles, i got to the ship, no longer totaled. and i flew to a gold star. and woke up. i opened my door and saw... planks i kicked them out. i saw mom crying and asked what was wrong she told me i had been missing for...3 years! i thought 1 per challenge. i went back to the arcade and saw a pale man in a tux who was bald he put a usb in and left. i saw him not using his mouth and hiding his face i thought...slenderman you a**hole.
i would like to thank whoever made the one where missingno dragged him into a dream like real-life pokemon for ideas
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Arcadia

The 51st state of the United States, Arcadia, was admitted to statehood on January 17th, 1977. Exactly 4 years to the day later, Arcadia disappeared along with all its residents, and all memory of its existence was erased from every mind in the world. Its precise former location is unknown, though there is rumored to be a map of the type sold in gas stations and convenience stores held under lock and key in the Library of Congress. Also of note are claims of the sporadic delivery of mail from Arcadia, with modern postmarks, to several major American newspapers, the contents of which are said to be written in an entirely unknown and undecipherable language. Unfortunately, those letters to a one have been misplaced and are not available for examination.
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Are You Sure?

It was around June, if I remember correctly. Now, it was just a dream, so don't look up this game on ROBLOX. I fell asleep, of course. The dream started with me getting on my computer. Telamon is one of my friends in real life ROBLOX, and he also was in the dream. In this dream, he PMed me to follow him to a game called "Are You Sure?". I wondered why it was called that, but I shrugged it off and followed him.
When I was in the game, Telamon was only a few meters away from the Spawn. Everything around my character was black except for Telamon, who was facing the other way. I walked up to him, and he turned around, and his face looked like he had been a victim of ZALGO. That freaked me out a bit. Then a loud screaming noise broke through my speakers. Telamon broke through my screen, said, "Are you sure?" And then his mouth consumed me.
==Roseygirl98's Remark==
The next night, I followed my best friend Roseygirl onto an lobby. I told her about the dream. She searched that game.
It didn't exist.
"Well, it was a dream, you know," I said
She replied, "Well, you never know..."
==The Morning After==
The day after she made that remark, I was looking through my history for "Create a Saiyan v2" on Newgrounds. There was history for the night I had the dream. I clicked on the History and I scrolled all the way down. One of the results was "Are You Sure? a ROBLOX free game".
How peculiar. Rosey said that game didn't exist, and even if it did, I never played it.
Except, in the dream...
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Aritian

So, I was playing Minecraft one day, starting a new world, looking for diamond, you know the deal. I saw coal ore on a mountain, and, needing more torches, I went to mine it. Big mistake. After I mined the coal, since I was very close to the top of the mountain, I saw something. A pink sheep! It was on the top of the mountain. I climbed up to the top of the mountain and instantly took a screenshot. I killed the sheep, and went to look at my screenshot.
When I looked at my screenshot, I saw two odd things. One, the sheep wasn't there, and two, there was a black pyramid with a blue top in the distance. Curious, I loaded up Minecraft again to get a look at the pyramid.
Upon closer inspection, the pyramid turned out to be made of obsidian with a diamond block on top. This was strange, as I was in single player survival. I was really excited, as this was diamond and Nether portal heaven. When I tried to mine the diamond block, it just wouldn't mine, like bedrock. Same with the obsidian. Curious and mad, I went down to the bottom of the pyramid, and found a door. I went through the door, only to fall and have one heart left from the fall damage. I saw signs, all saying "Aritian is king". Curious, I went through the next door, and found a player.
As I was in single player, this creeped me out. Above the player was the name "Aritian". His skin was basically a worn shirt and red eyes. He turned around, saw me, and killed me. Instead of the usual "Game Over", I was greeted with "/-\ r141/-\N K1ll3|) Y0U", which I translated to "Aritian killed you". I have seen his signature pyramid in every world I have made after that, with the un-minable obsidian and diamond blocks. Same with the door, the signs, and Aritian himself. Wait a sec.
Is that a pyramid in your world?
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Ark 2050

Hacking online games is something I do for a living. Games like Call of duty, Pubg, Overwatch plus a few more are something I for a living. I love hear kids scream calling me racial slurs and saying they fuck my mom always sound like music in my ears. On a Tuesday night, I decided to get a group of friends and raid severs in Ark survival evolved,even if we get banned we didn't give a shit. As we were having fun fucking alpha tribes over and hearing player yell at us I gotten banned. I was going to notify my friends saying "I gotten banned.", However none of them we're online so I assumed that they log off or something.I proceed to create a new steam account and reinstall Ark. As the main tittle screen appear the screen was bugging out I assume it was a rare bug. Ark was alead an buggy game ,but what was also weird is there is only on option 2540. I went what the fuck mode for a couple of seconds thinking to myself "what the fuck." over and over again. I decided  to click in and it prompt me in a loading screen for about 2 minutes. After that I was taken to the character creation menu with a map that doesn't look familiar the spawn point doesn't help either as there's only one spawn point "cryo". I spawn and my character awaken and as I took a look around I assume the location was a space station.I walk around for 5 minutes and came across a person hanging with a note says "It's over to anyone reading this you shouldn't be here leave now." I assume this was some kind of cut map or something, but my thoughts quickly changed after a chat window came "Welcome to the future (myname).". Shock at what I saw, I wanna believe I was hacked, but it couldn't. A minute later I task manage my way out of that fucked up enconter. I quickly went onto my main steam account to check if my friends where online using their main account, and lucky all were."I notify them about my enconter, and sure enough they thought I was crazy, I just left them believe until a user named DeusGod joined texting immediately "You type of people must be punished. You people are the reason the world us extinct. You will be brought to justice.". DeusGod left along with 2 of my friend  the rest including myself were typing "wtf" and "Is this a fucking joke.".Soon I heard a loud static noise coming from computer. Few moments later, my power went out and hear scratching noise coming from downstairs. I instinctively knew I was fucked and jumped out my window running as far as I can from my house. After what felt like hours, I decided to give my girlfriend call to see if it's OK to stay at her house for the night. She agreed and I made my way over. I'm spending the night over her house if your reading this do you have anymore info about what I experienced? you can contact me at [Error 2050].
Stay safe
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Arngren.net

You may have heard of the infamous Arngren Technology and Gadgets online store from Norway. The site is an absolute clunker, with no graphic unity, a messy layout, and little structure. Prices are ridiculously high, and products are generally poor quality. Well, do you know the story of how this website was created?
It all started when Dick Smith's evil alter ego decided he wanted to create a technology store. However, he had very little funding, so he hatched an evil plan to launch his site onto the world.
Purchasing a copy of Yahoo! SiteBuilder, Mr. Arngren created the biggest eyesore of a website possible with the program. He then drew his face on a piece of graph paper, and glued it onto a spare tyre. He burned a special hyper-realistic computer virus onto a CD-ROM computer gaming disc, and hid it inside the tyre.
And then a skeleton popped out.
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Around The World In 80 Days Lost episode

When I was a Kid (, in 1989, I saw Around The World In 80 Days Cartoon, All Episodes. I Loved it. When i was 18, I saw the film. I Liked it. In the cartoon version, I Liked the phrase: "You got a plan, Mr. Fix?". In the 2014 (When i was 25, married), i saw the intro For the ATWIED(Around The World In 80(Eighty) Days) cartoon on youtube, Nostalgia was extremly Rumbling! I found the cartoon dvd On the attic, I Heard Passepartout's (Cartoon) Dying Scream, I Didn't shit my pants. I Played the DVD, Couldn't Get the CD Out, The Title Card! In spongebob, After the intro, there is title card. The episode country is Death Forest, Japan. The Episode starts in England as in 2 episodes. (Note: I Will Call Phelias, Fogg.) Fogg Said to Passepartout: "We're going to Suicide Forest, In Japan", "No! Please! I Don't Want do die!!!" Passepartout cried out. "Too Bad!" Said Fogg. He Kicked So so so so so Extremly Strongly passepartout to the Suicide forest, Japan. Then Passeparout said 5 Words: "I" "Want" "To" "Kill" "Myselffff......." Then he took the knife and He Aimed At his heart, He died. The Proverb! Fogg Said, "You can't Defeat the satan, Give up." 
CD Player exploded,
CD Flew fast to the Window, But i Catched With the Piece of The Cd Player, The Cd Player was glitchy. So, Don't Try to come across of the episode, But Unfortunatley, I Did. Later On next day, i told my wife what happend on night. I Didn't slept, I Drank 20 Oz of coffee, Unhealthy, but i did it. My Wife Loved fire, So Me And She Burned the CD Down, A Pentagram! And some how a picture popped out. The Pentagram was (Note: I Can translate any of pentagram) Satan Eating the soul, Translation: I Will eat out your soul.
The Picture was Dead Passepartout, Much Real than Our reality.
I Called The Christians so They Must Help Us.
To Be Continued...
Fuck G+
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Arthur's Fun Day

Hi. My name is Kayle. I'm a big fan of the PBS kids show named Artur. I watch it a lot as a kid. But after what hapened to me, i won't look at the show the same way again.
I was at a Blockbuster lookign for some DVDS to watch, and then i found this Arthur DVD on the shelf. It readed "Arthur's Fun Day" in Comic Sans, and there were some blood stains. Nonetheless, i bought and paid for the dvd anyway.
Then i put it into my dvd player, and watched the episode.
The theme song was (mostly) normal, however the sky was red and Arthur was crying the entire intro. And then the episode started. The title card read: "Arthur's Fun Day." in a black background.
Then the episode started. It showed arthur crying in his room. He said "Why does this happen to me? Life is not worthless." as the camera zooms into him. It then shows arthur looking under his bed for a razor blade. He then finds one and cuts his arm.
Then another scene plays, this time with DW who wants to play mary moo cow with arthur. Then he sees arthur's dead body and DW screams. 
And then another scene plays with arthur and buster on the street, and buster says "Were going the wrong way. The left goes to school. Were going to the right." and arthur responds "I don't care" and then runs to the other side of the road and gets hit by a bus, and ultra realistic blood came out. It then showed arthur's dead body.
I vomited in the floor when i saw this. That was my puke.
Then another scene with arthur outside with dw, and arthur said with a angry face "It's time to die bitch" and shoots dw realistically. Then arthur shows the middle finger to dw's dead body.
Another scene plays with arthur and Binky on the alley. Arthur says "You fucker don't deserve to live your shit. Die cunt" and punches binky in the face, and binky screams realistically. Arthur then kills binky by stabbing him 20 times in the chest and then he laughs and pees on his dead body.
The 5th and final scene shows arthur crying in his room with a noose in his hand and then he hangs himself and commits suicide.
"This was awful" i said and then i smashed the disk and threw it in the garbage.
I contacted the creators of Arthur about this episode and they responsed with this:
"Hello. I'm so sorry that you had the misfonture of watching the episode. We now removed it from TV and the website and Arthur is now cancelled. -Creator of Arthur."
And there you have it. If you find a DVD called "Arthur's Fun Day", do not buy it, unless you want your childhood to be ruined. -Kayle
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Arthur's Noightmur

One day, when I was at my grandpa's house, there was a special episode of Arthur, called "Arthur's Nightmare". I was really excited about that. So, I got the remote, sat down and watched. It started with the intro, like in normal episodes. Then, when Arthur waved to D.W., D.W. grabbed a gun and said, "Go to hell, bitch!" Then D.W. shot the TV with her gun and the episode started. I thought, "Hmm, I really thought that episode was meant to be good." The episode started with Arthur playing videogames. Arthur says to the audience, "Ah, videogames. Who doesn't love videogames? I do. So everytime you see a videogame up to this day, you get excited about that." I was really starting to get happy. Then D.W. came in the door and said, "Arthur, I shot your TV." Arthur screamed and said "I don't know. Maybe this is my first nightmare." The title card appeared.
Then, when Arthur was sleeping, he's dreaming of boats and cars for 2 minutes, with a lofi beat. Then, when the lofi beat was record scratched, Arthur got really scared. His face was purple, his teeth were pointy and sharp, and his eyes were red. I said, "I am really scared." My mom watched it with me. Then when Arthur killed everyone, Arthur stared at the viewer and said, "I need to kill you." and he did his falcon punch. Then the end credits rolled. I started to cry really loudly. Remember, if you see that episode, Arthur will come kill you at 3AM.
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Arthur: September 11

Arthur Reed is alone on his bed when Baby Kate toddles into the room, wailing in a ballistic manner. "I'm trying to read a book!!!" Arthur screamed as he threw Baby Kate down the stairs, and locked the door. The time on his clock reads "8:48 a.m." He decides to turn the TV on, and what he sees is the World Trade Center at sun rise; all of a sudden, Arthur sees what appears to be a Boeing 787 Dream-liner headed for the North Tower! He calls out for his parents to come, but it's already too late, as the plane has crashed into the 110-story skyscraper to the sound of a blood curdling scream of agony.
The screen fades to a title card that reads "9:02 a.m." Arthur's mother is watching the North Tower burn with her emotionless father, when she sees another plane--this time, it's a McDonnell Douglas DC-10, and it's headed straight for the South Tower! A few seconds later, the plane crashes into the 85th floor of the 110-story skyscraper, and that's when Arthur comes in and screams "Oh, my God! I honestly can not believe it." Arthur's father and mother both tearfully say: "Look at the screen, and you'll see!" So Arthur does, staring blankly at the burning Twin Towers, and that's when a new scene fades in.
Arthur's mother is on what appears to be a Boeing 757-200, and it's headed straight for the Pentagon! The plane crashes into the screen to the sound of breaking glass, and then it cuts to a second Boeing 787 Dream-liner, and it's spiraling downward because of a cockpit fight! Then, BAM! The plane has slam dunked into the grounds of Shanksville, Pennsylvania, killing all on-board. Afterwards, Arthur walks toward the burning South Tower along with D.W., who says that his mother has died. In response, Arthur looks up and sees the top portion of the South Tower collapsing on him and his 7-year-old sister. Arthur runs away from the flaming debris, but D.W. doesn't make it.
The last scene shows a massive fire raining down on Arthur, who is almost instantly crushed to death by the flames, as it's revealed that the North Tower has collapsed as well. Soon, time passes and One World Trade Center is built in place of the North Tower. Arthur's father then turns off the TV, walks to a nearby apple tree, takes out a noose, and hangs himself.
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