Subliminal Messages

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Subliminal messages are secret messages that are hidden within the context of much larger messages, often within a large article containing lots of writing, which provides adequate space in which to hide the subliminal messages. Subliminal messages can be anywhere, including on Uncyclopedia, Wikipedia, and even Google.
There are two predominant kinds of subliminal messages. There are those that are direct commands, and those that are insinuations. 
Subliminal messages were first discovered in 1966 by Dr. Alan AldaThe Sly Persuaders: How Advertisers Take Over Your Mind and How You Too Can Do It! Heckel & Co., 1967, who found himself unaccountably compelled to sleep with his girlfriend's sister after reading subliminal beatnik messages in Allen Ginsberg's Howl. 
==Direct Commands==
Direct commands in subliminal messages are intended to make the subject immediately execute the command, without any thought about it whatsoever. For someone to actually perform these commands is rare, as it requires a type of mental breakdown that doesn't frequently happen. 
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==Insinuations==
Insinuations, on the other hand, only provide a minuscule hint that attempts to convince the subject into executing the desired command after some train of thought. The results may not be immediate, but they are often more convincing, and have a higher success rate than direct commands.
==Nonsense==
There is a third kind of subliminal message, but since it carries no noticeable danger with it, it is often disregarded. These types of subliminal messages usually bear no structure, and are possibly used as a comic outlet. They are almost always harmless to people, save those who are offended by such vulgar language. 
==Practical uses==
There are many practical uses for subliminal messages, one notable example of this is the use of said messages in conversation in order to get the object of which to comply with the messenger's whim, for example a man talking to an attractive woman might say 'this is a tasty sandwich' and thus place in her mind the image of his 'TESTES SANDWICH' and thus surely heighten her libido to incommensurable levels.
==Susceptibility==
You may be susceptible to subliminal messages and not even know it. If you find yourself doing anything out of the ordinary, and you don't understand why, you may be suffering from Subliminal Messages. There is no known treatment, but brain scientists are working on a potential solution for the future.
==How do you know if something has subliminal messages?==
To find subliminal messages, you will need to look very hard. Try looking at it backwards, playing it backwards and various tests.
==What to do if anyone tries to reveal messages to you or your family and friends.==
Immediately wait for help in the form of anyone who is not a part of the government, as those who are a part are all evil and most likely displaid the messages to you in the first place. If help comes, run for your dear life, but be warned: there is no place to save yourself from the evil subliminal messages.
==Subliminal Messaging in Extreme Sports==
Skateboarding has often been attacked because of the words written on the underside of the boards. Amazingly, a nanosecond-long glance at these words can cause an effect similar to those of conventional subliminal messages. Also, the sport of dirt biking has been blamed for utilizing the messages by showing every, or close to every, name of the products that you use almost every day on the sides of the bikes, or making the track in the shape of a popular logo. The use of these methods often goes unnoticed.
==An oddly non-alphabetized list of countries that use subliminal messages for everything==
*Yemen
*Oman
*Uruguay
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*Argentina
*Russia
*Egypt
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*Greece
*Azerbaijan
*Yemen
==References==
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