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Mike Townsend/IF-87.729

=="Does Mike dating Tillman?"==
Whether you love him or hate him, Seattle Garage’s pitcher Mike Townsend certainly keeps fans talking. However the subject of the recent controversy surrounding him hasn’t been his poor pitching or conflicts with his teammates but the fact that he has been spotted around town with Baltimore Crabs player Tillman Henderson. The pair have been spotted at Gasworks Park having a picnic that seemed to feature some of Townsend’s famous baked goods, at the Leglo store in Bellevue where Henderson was spotted using $50 bills of dubious origins to buy Townsend Leglos and have been seen making out in the parking lot of the Big Garage. These sightings have sparked much debate among fans about whether the two are dating or not.
One of our reporters was able to catch up to the two of them in a local co-op grocery store and when confronted about if he was dating Tillman, Mike Townsend had this to say:“Yes, I am. Uh, can you move now, you're blocking the greek yogurt.” When the reporter tried to question him further they were violently threatened by Tillman wielding an orange juice carton and were forced to retreat without being able to get any clarification on the nature of the two's relationship. 
Our on the scene reporter at the Big Garage was also able to get fans' thoughts on the matter before the Garage’s game last Saturday. Here’s what the fans had to say:“As long as he improves his pitching, I don’t care what he does. We gave him those extra thumbs last season and he’s barely pitching any better!”“They should have never written that song about him being a credit to the team if he’s going to act like this now.”“I don’t know who either of those people are but good for them, I guess.”“I mean, he definitely seems like a sad desperate guy but can't he do better than Henderson? Did you know that guy conned me out of $50? He’s probably just dating Townsend for his record money.”What do you think, readers? Are the two together? Is this just a publicity stunt? How does this affect you personally? Sound off in the comments below!
Miki Santana/IF-425.37

==Legendary Origin==
Santana is the alleged scion of the music industry power couple █████████ and █████████. While Santana's purported parents have not publicly acknowledged having any children, their reclusive habits make secret offspring plausible. █████████ and █████████'s halftime performance during the Spies' playoff win against the Hades Tigers in Season 1 only served to further propagate rumors of a connection.
She will be dearly missed.
Rumors that the body found at the scene of her incineration actually belonged to one "Mimi Santana" were quickly dispelled by the commissioner's office. If Miki Santana did assume a false identity, leave town, and is currently enjoying her retirement on a beach somewhere, there's absolutely no evidence of such a thing.
Category:Rumors
Mildew Blanket

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Records==
Blanket was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
During the Party Planning election, Blanket attended the Jazz Hands' Mixer, resulting in a combined star increase. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Milk Proxy Society

The Milk Proxy Society were a blaseball team that participated in the inaugural Coffee Cup between and . They were captained by Goodwin Morin and Qais Dogwalker.
==Official League Records==
Members of Milk Proxy Society were chosen because their Coffee Style is Milk Substitute. Dogwalker and Morin were chosen as captains because out of eligible players, they had the highest-rated pitching and batting, respectively. The remaining roster was determined by a combination of being idolized and star rating.
In the first round of the Coffee Cup, Milk Proxy Society swept Royal PoS, winning 3-0. In the second round, they faced off against FWXBC and ultimately lost the series 1-3, finishing the tournament as quarterfinalists.
Milk Proxy Society did not see play following the Coffee Cup and did not migrate to post-Beta Blaseball, meaning the team is now defunct.
== Roster ==
 
Category:Teams
Category:Milk Proxy Society
Category:Coffee Cup
Milli Rowdy

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Record==
Rowdy was first seen as a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 election, Rowdy's batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles amplification, resulting in a batting stat increase.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Millie the Bodega Cat

Millie the Bodega Cat is the official mascot of the New York Millennials. She is a cat of indeterminate length, often varying per sighting. She is only found in bodegas - sometimes several at once if she is particularly long. 
Millie has a pleasant disposition and responds well to affection.
The Mills Nation has heard reports from local authorities of a bee-themed criminal, infinitely long, sneaking under the light of Sun 2. Their calling card is a hastily scratched message on a bodega coffee dispenser: "Gaybee Docrime". Given these messages only appear on coffee dispensers in bodegas, a few Millennials suspect it's actually Millie.
=== Fan Art ===
Gaybee Docrime.png|Gaybee Docrime art by AntennasUnite
Millie.png|Millie art by @AndreaStreeter
Category:New York Millennials
Category:Mascots
Category:Cats
Millipede Aqualuft

is a player for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since Season 2, Day 68. Aqualuft has previously played for the Ohio Worms.
==Official League Records==
Aqualuft joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Ohio Worms on , Day 22 after the incineration of Igneus Delacruz.
On Season 2, Day 68, Aqualuft fell to the Yellowstone Magic during a game in Horizon weather, becoming Buried.
==Fan Works==
File:Ciphermitarai millipede aqualuft sketch 1.jpg|Humanoid water spirit version by ciphermitarai
File:Millipede Aqualuft.png|Black and white illustration of Millipede Aqualuft
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Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Buried Players
Mimosa Arslan

was a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and was with the team from Season 2, Day 41, until being incinerated on Season 2, Day 68. 
== Official League Records ==
Arslan joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Houston Spies on Season 2, Day 41 after the incineration of Rivers Rosa.
On Season 2, Day 68, Arslan was incinerated and replaced by Hye Brighella.
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Category:Players
Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Incinerated Players
Mindy Khan

is a player in the Shadows for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since The Return(s) of Blaseball.
==Official League Records==
Khan joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Houston Spies as a part of The Return(s) of Blaseball.
On Season 1, Day 64, Bees Gorczyca crashed into Khan during a game in Horizon (weather) weather, knocking Khan into the Spies' Shadows.
==Fan Works==
===Art===
File:Mindy Khan.png|Drawing of Mindy Khan by orbleglorb
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Mindy Rahman

is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages, and has been with the team since the Return(s) of Blaseball, Season 1, Day 1.
During the Season 1 elections, Rahman gained a boost of 0.2 to their Thwack as a result of the Garages' Guess Whose Thwack Blessing.
== Official League Records ==
Rahman joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages on Season 1, Day 1 of the Return(s).
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Category:Lineup Players
Category:Seattle Garages
Minimized

Minimized is an Item Modification first seen as a result of the Blessing in .
==Effect==
Minimized sets a Player's Attributes to 0. Notably, these attributes usually have a floor of 0.001, but Minimized surpasses the floor to set the number to exactly 0. It is unknown what it does to "inverse stats" such as Patheticism and Tragicness. It is also unknown if the Modification prevents Players with it from improving.
==History==
Despite the original Iffey Jr. first existing in after Modifications were first introduced, Minimized was not actually seen until the lookalike offered as a Blessing in . The Miami Dale won the blessing, with the new Iffey Jr. going to Jode Crutch.
==See Also==
*Foul Ball Analysis
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Category:Modifications
Category:Item Modifications
Minneapolis Truckers

The Minneapolis Truckers were a team that competed in Ultra League Blaseball and Internet League Blaseball. They joined Ultra League Blaseball's Good League on The First Day (1st Edition) along with 29 other teams.
At the end of Season A, Truckers players Everett Pate and Vasquez Griffin were both season leaders. Pate was fourth overall in the league in batting average, and Griffin was second in stolen bases. The Truckers also made it into the Season A Postseason, beating the Boston Flowers 4 to 3, then the Fridays 4 to 2, and then being swept in the finals by the Alaskan Immortals.
During the Season D elections, Parker MacMillan Super Roamed to the Truckers.
On Season E, day 9, the Truckers played the Wyoming Dolphins in Overcast weather and won (though the score is unknown). During this game, Trader Megan Ito traded their broken Metaphorical Sunglasses for Parker MacMillan's The Force Field, leaving him free to roam away from the Truckers at the end of the game, which left them Unstable. On Season E, Day 13, during a game against the New York Millennials, the Truckers were incinerated. Their replacement was the Boulders Bay Birds.
The Truckers exited the Hall of Flame when it was left unattended by the Monitor during Latesiesta of . They were nullified on day 99 of the same season and are now located within the Black Hole (Black Hole).
==Roster==
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Category:Teams
Category:Ultra League Blaseball
Category:Minneapolis Truckers
Category:Incinerated Teams
Mint Shupe

was a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, and was with the team from the until Fall Ball. Shupe has previously played for the Atlantis Georgias.
==Official League Records==
Shupe joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias during the Descension.
Shupe was traded to the San Francisco Lovers in exchange for Ortiz Lopez during the via the Georgias' will.
During the , Shupe was given the modification as part of the seasonal reading.
During the , Shupe Evolved to as a result of the blessing.
==On the San Francisco Lovers==
After finding out about Mint’s love of evil potion-making the Lovers were happy to finally have an inhabitant for the Polyhedrons laboratory and officially signed Mint on as the Court Alchemist. Although technically retired from supervillainy, Mint greatly enjoys creating chaotic little substances to use in a variety of pranks, with Don Mitchell helping out as his go-to partner in crime. The pairs’ usual victim is the perpetually annoying King Roland who Mint thinks needs to be ‘taken down a peg’, Roland, of course, secretly loves the attention. Mint also enjoys roping her roommate, giant demon Alex Horne, into her schemes, sitting on their gigantic shoulders so that he can menacingly cackle at people from up above and also grab things off of the shelves.
Mint quickly gained a reputation as the team's local ‘chaos gremlin’, often running around with more swords than is strictly necessary and which may or may not belong to her, citing the excitement of finally being allowed near pointy objects again as a motive. He is also one of the only players to have any idea ‘what the youths are up to’, perpetually confusing the medieval members of the team, barring Silvia Winner, who is always happy to beat Mint at Flortnite.
==Fan Works==
===Videos===
*Therefore You and Me by @Tiny_revel
===Art===
File:Mint and Slosh Party.png|Slosh Truk and Mint advertising Ooze, by @moliwogs
File:Mint Shupe.png|by @Validtine
File:Mint Shupe Nae Nae.png|Mint hits that nae nae by @Validtine
File:Lovers BBQ.png|With Sandford, Conner, Fletcher, Alex, Foxy and Roland by @Validtine
File:Mint Shupe making a Lovers Milkshake.jpg|late night potion time
File:Mint Shupe portrait.jpg|by @dbrunellbrutman
File:Karato, Mint and Bates skating.jpg|With Karato and Bates by @Validtine
File:Mint my Belint.png|by @rubiqunda
File:372MintShupe.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Players With Base 2
Mint Shupe/IF-44.444

Mint Shupe (she/her) stands at a whopping 4’4”, with hair resembling mint leaves and often seen wearing lab goggles.
Shupe is perhaps best known for her exceptional career as a mad scientist. Inventions that range from a peppermint milkshake that allows landfolk to breathe underwater to a fifty-story hydraulic drill meant to dig, quote, “I dunno, somewhere cool, hopefully!”, Shupe has a storied history of debately evil creations.
When not performing incredibly diabolical acts of near-impossible science, Shupe is known to run an ice cream stand just outside of the Bubble, with far more storage space than is reasonable for a stand of such a size. Shupe has reportedly attempted to make a custom flavor for every single one of her teammates, though the recipes of the flavors is a well-kept secret.
On the team, Mint is known for her energetic, go-getter attitude. On several occasions she has been seen placing ████████ in the opposing team’s dugout for unknown purposes.
Mint Shupe/IF-69.762

Mint Shupe (She/him) is a rather short merfolk, with teal skin and sharklike teeth. Often, he wears haute couture gowns to bat, though she tries to incorporate either the Georgias colors or a part of the uniform somewhere in the ensemble.
During her youth, Shupe was widely known as a mad scientist, who created inventions that ranged from a peppermint milkshake that allows landfolk to breathe underwater to a fifty-story hydraulic drill meant to dig somewhere cool, which ended up collapsing part of the way through it’s ignition. Also prevalent to his supervillain persona was a constant and over-the-top commitment to high fashion, which resulted in the Stiletto Incident of ‘09.
During those years, not a day went by in Atlantis without hearing word about his antics, until on the 19th of ██████, █████, Mint launched an extremely impressive lawsuit that ended in not only the pardoning of all past supervillainous crimes, but also placed in her ownership a commercial plot in downtown Atlantis. Shortly after the lawsuit’s closing, Shupe opened an ice cream parlor there, where he now works happily even after having signed on to the Georgias.
Nowadays, her villainous origins manifest in far more socially acceptable fashion, experimenting with ice cream flavors instead of chemical compounds, wearing gowns onto the Blaseball field instead of to the faceoff with local heroes, and ███ █ █ ████ ███████ █████ ███. However, it is noted that before games, Shupe seems to hype herself up by laughing to herself behind the bleachers at increasing levels of evilness.
Despite no longer being a supervillain, Mint is still quite energetic and enthusiastic about their various jobs and hobbies much in the way he had been during her villain years. She can often be found monologuing away about new flavor combinations in his shop in the dugout, or cackling animatedly at a joke told by one of her teammates.
Mira Lemma

is a player for the New York Millennials, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Lemma has played for the Core Mechanics.
== Official League Records ==
Lemma joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.
During the , Lemma's batting was increased and baserunning decreased as a result of the Mechanics' will.
On , Day 81, Lemma was swept and gained the modification as a result of Cannonball Sports's modification.
During the , Lemma's alternate was called as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 2, Lemma retreated to the Mechanics' Shadows in exchange for Shirai McElroy at the Core Pillar Center via the Ratified .
During the December 2, 2022 Fall Ball, Lemma fell to the New York Millennials.
==Fan Works==
File:Art by @Tarotsbazaar.jpg|thumb|Art by 
File:Mira Lemma by @Captora.png|thumb|Art by 
File:Mira the Boxer by @Captora.png|thumb|Art by 
File:Bubblegum Pink by @Captora.png|thumb|Art by 
File:The Hickey, A Miralto Short.jpg|thumb|Short Mira/Alto Comic by 
File:MiraAltoWires.png|thumb|Mira and Alto Embrace by 
File:GothAltoTwitter.png|thumb|Alto and Mira bond over Alto's new look Art by 
File:♡ LOVE BLOOD ♡.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Mira Lemma, Lottie Ceilingfan, and Harriet Gildehaus. Mira is a foundry demon with pink skin, two horns, a pointed tail, and eyes with orange sclera. She is dressed in a grey crop-top, red sweatpants, red and white sneakers, and a varsity jacket draped over her shoulders. Lottie is an imp, with grey skin, and bat-like ears, wearing a dark red shirt and darker red pants separated by a spiked belt, black chunky boots, and a black jacket that's slipping off her arms. Harriet is also a demon with pink skin, four horns, and a golden mechanical tail. She is wearing a pink dress with a frilled hem over a white button up shirt with puffy sleeves, black knee-high socks held up by garters, and short brown boots. Hearts and other accents are doodled around the trio.|♡ LOVE BLOOD ♡Art by @_pysics
Category:Players With Base 1
Mira Lemma/IF-46.266

==Background==
Mira Lemma is a foundry demon, a humanoid species not uncommon within the Core. Foundry demons are easy to recognize by their sturdy frame, horns, tail, and striking skin tones that typically range between pale pinks and dark cherry reds. This species also has some unique dietary needs for metals in addition to those more common in other humanoid species as well as some inorganic features consistent with its metallurgical origins. Many of the species have specific metals they prefer to eat, affecting blood color and minor physical traits. Lemma prefers copper and her blood is bluish due to this preference.
Lemma was always interested in bloxing in addition to hard mathematics and sciences alike. Her parents had discouraged her interest in the first, citing its brutish heritage even with modern DOWN-compliant practices and safety features, but Lemma was not one who could sit still in her passions. While Lemma was participating and thriving in the Minor Leagues of the prestigious splort of Blaseball, she found her true calling in bloxing, which she had continued to hide from her parents. For years this was her life, blaseball in view of her parents and bloxing in her time alone until her first Welderweight Championship victory; even with the comparative obscurity of bloxing, news had reached her parents who were conflicted. It wasn’t until after her second Welderweight Championship belt that Lemma joined the ILB, leading off for the Core Mechanics.
==Hobbies==
Mira Lemma is a restless individual who needs to keep her mind and her hands busy. Even now retired from professional bloxing, Lemma competes casually to keep active in the offseason. Her experience in combat sports has brought about a great deal of heuristic competence in the treatment of physical injuries. While she has a history of many other manual crafts, lately Lemma has been making full use of her new machining workshop, making small and large mechanical devices and replacements alike.
Mira Lemma/IF-64.864

==Background==
Mira is a Foundry Demon. Like the related species of Maxwell's demon, she is capable of manipulating individual atoms, but prefers not to because "there's just so many of them and it gets tedious." Mira "the laws of thermodynamics are more like suggestions" Lemma habitually resists entropy and creates order from chaos unless she's deliberately trying not to. 
Unlike the related demon family of lust demons, foundry demons draw power from any general feelings of passion. Mira was originally attracted to the core for the vast supply of people in the core working passionately on their own fun projects, but soon found herself discovering new hobbies and enjoying new aspects of herself.
Foundry demons don't play card games or other games involving randomness, for obvious reasons. When the Core Mechanics first invited Mira to play cards with them, and it was her turn to shuffle and deal, someone at the table half-jokingly accused her of cheating because she ended up dealing the cards in perfect order. Mira hadn't realized that her anti-entropy would express itself that way, and after startled protests that she would never cheat, the Mechanics realized everything worked just fine as long as someone else did the shuffling before she dealt. The other person apologized, and Mira got to learn a whole new variety of games she'd never played before.
Mira has a tic disorder and has been known to have vocal tics of team chants. She occasionally has coprolalic tics, and the team will always be ready to stick up for her if someone were to call it "bad splortsmanship", though thankfully, the situation has never come about.
==Hobbies==
Mira is a big fan of pure mathematics, finding it a nice change of pace to solve puzzles consciously instead of unconsciously. Mira can often be found discussing experiments with SIBR, unconsciously ruining any randomized simulations in her immediate vicinity. 
Although both physics and math have been said to be beautiful, Mira prefers math to physics for the same reason that people who've worked in fast food avoid eating it: she's seen too many of the behind-the-scenes horrors to ever be comfortable. When asked for comment, Mira responded "It's a complete hackjob of a system. You ever try to determine both the position and velocity of a particle? It's not that it's literally impossible, it's just that the determinism engine is so buggy that we've never gotten both halves of it working at the same time. Trust me, after a couple years working as a quantum mechanic you'd hate physics too."
Mira is also an avid chless boxer, competing in the heavy metal division. She occasionally uses her boxing gloves to bat by punching the ball.
Mira Zeezee

was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Zeezee was first seen as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 Elections, Zeezee's batting increased from as a result of the Sunbeams' More Muscles amplification.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams Short Circuits Players
Miria Senior

Miria Senior was a pitcher for the Seattle Garages, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Senior was first seen as a pitcher for the Garages after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
==Fan Works==
File:Miria 2.jpg|alt= 	 A digital drawing of Miria Senior. Miria is a Black woman with brown skin and curly textured shoulder-length hair. She has vampire teeth peeking out of her mouth and wears big circular glasses. She is wearing overalls over her Garages jersey and is holding Mugs Cone close to her chest. Mugs is a corgi dog with leaves on his back. |Miria and Mugs by Cori
File:Miria 1.jpg|alt= 	 A digital drawing of Miria Senior. Miria is a Black woman with brown skin and curly textured shoulder-length hair. She has vampire teeth peeking out of her mouth and wears big circular glasses. She is wearing a cozy orange sweater. |Miria by Cori
Mitch Beans

was a player in the Shadows for the Dallas Steaks and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Record==
Beans was first seen as a player in the Shadows for the Dallas Steaks after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
On Season 1, Day 93, Beans replaced Nathan Frankl in a Night shift, resulting in a stat increase. In the same game, Frankl would replace Beans in another Night shift, resulting in a stat increase.
Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Dallas Steaks Short Circuits Players