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The Wallace and Gromit Starring Episode

I bet most of you know what Wallace And Gromit is. And if you don't, its a show about a man (Wallace) and his smart dog (Gromit) doing mostly regular things with eachother. I've watched the show once, but it was a long time ago. I've watched it recently, but it was an episode that I'm sure no one has seen before.
So last week my mother, my sister and I went to the park. It was an nice day out, so we thought it would be great to go. There was a school next to it that my sister goes to, so we sometimes to behind it go see if there was cool things there. We found something unusual, but somewhat normal. It was a VHS tape. I picked it up to see if there was a cover on it, but it just blank. We asked our mom if we could take it to see if it worked. She said ok since we didn't really have any. We took it home and put it in our VHS.
The first thing that was on it was a commercial of Gumby. I've never watched it, but I remember someone telling me about it. Than it went to Wallace and Gromit's title. The backround was Wallace's house at night. It looked like it could be midnight. It was also midnight when I was watching it. It started off With Gromit getting out of his dog house. He then just stares. That's all he does the entire time. It was very quiet too, quietness I hate most of the time. Gromit blinked every 30 seconds, which isn't how long it takes for a regular dog to blink, or in this case Gromit. My mom and my sister were confused. I was terrified. At the last 10 seconds of the episode, Gromit was crying and Wallace fell out of one of the house's windows.
After that, everyone went to bed. It took me 4 hours to sleep, and when I did I had a dream that I saw Wallace falling out of the window. I never felt the same about that show after I saw it.
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The Walls

I could not believe I was already 18. I could finally move away from my crazy parents, my annoying brother, and my giant dog. I finally graduated high school and I was well on my way to college. Mom said I should first buy a house and get a job before I go. I didn't have a lot of money, but I did find a perfect little neighborhood, albeit completely sold out.
There was, however, one lonely house for only 5,000 bucks. I met up with the Realtor, wrote my name, and I got the house. Oddly she said under her breath "Good luck." I ignored it and moved on. The place was a hole, an ugly hole at that. I looked around and I saw one thing that was really weird: a door that was locked, and not any lock that I've seen before. It didn't have a key hole.
I then entered the living room, which had all of my stuff there. But now it had a flat screen TV! I wasn't going to complain, so I found the remote and turned to some football. A few hours later, I sneezed. Then, all of a sudden, a voice said "God bless you." I thought it was just my imagination. I did the same thing again, though, and "it" said that again.
A few hours later, since no one was around, I farted. Then some thing said "how rude!" I was really scared now. "Who are you?" I said shakily.
Finally, it said "Look behind you..." I was very scared now. I looked behind very slowly, and I saw...a wall.
"Exactly," it had said to me. It was the walls. I backed up out of the living room and into the hallway. "Don't be scared," it said to me. I was freaking out and went up the hall stairs. Then I tried to open the locked door and, to my surprise, it worked.
"I wouldn't go in there if I were you..." I shut the door and stayed away from the walls.
Then the walls started to close in. I couldn't stop it. "Good bye..." were the last words I heard. Now I live in the walls, in the old house, with the big TV, and the old computer, with the owner, reading this creepypasta...
"Good bye..."
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The War Of Consoles

It was five days before christmas eve. Thousands of Playstation, Nintendo and Xbox fanboys we're screaming front of gamestop.exe for the gamestop.exe to open because they wanted to get their new consoles. 
2 Hours went and the kids was fighting and beating the crap out of each other. Finally the store opened so the store got jammed. When they got there, they said: where da fk r our consolz. 
The game seller said: They are'nt arrived there yet. There is a problem in Japan. Playstation 4 climbed inside Mecha Godzilla and Wii U turned to Mecha NES and then Xbox 1 just died because the only buyers we're just couple finns.
Kids killed the seller and then they stole lots of games to their bags. Then they walked out crying and crawling in the floor.
Now at Japan
The whole Japan.exe is almost died because the Mecha Godzilla beated the crap out of Mecha NES and he threw it everywhere and then XxX_peed_XxX on it because it was cool.
Mecha Nes threw LJN games at him and barfed technological turds and then Mecha Nes started punching Mecha Godzila with his imagery fists because Nes dont have fists. 
Then Mecha Godzilla threw funny maymays at him and he throwed the whole Game Freak office building at him.
Then Nes turned the world to 8bit area and then lots of sprites came from popular games to do lots of damage to Mecha Godzilla. 
Godzilla felt to the ground and his arm broke and hyperrealistic robot blood came out.
Mecha Nes then hit her with her door closet and then he threw it to the ocean and it drowned. And Nintendo won. 
Now at American Gamestop
A new game seller told the kids that only Wii U's was released because Playstation 4 drowned and Xbox was already died 3 weeks ago.
Then 99% of the kids said: da fk who evn likez wi u. wi u sukz as. letz kil thiz seler and kil al wi us
Then 3 kids bought Wii U and then leaved before the other kids killed the another game seller and all the Wii U's. 
2 Years later there was NO video games at all
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The Watcher

== First Encounter ==
At around age 8 or 9, My cousin was staying with me, I have a pool in my back deck, Me and my cousin decided to go for a Night swim at around 9, I decided to turn on the pool light so we could see, After around an hour or so, My cousin started running, He said he saw something Pitch Black with Glowing Yellow Eyes. The Next day, He said he saw it warp behind me and Saw it Morph into what looked like a copy of me.
== The Effects And 2nd Encounter==
At ages 10-11 my luck began to drop, First I ended up getting harassed in school both by other Students and teachers, Then I got sleep paralysis and would sometimes wake up at 3:15 in the Morning and Feel Like I was being watched. At age 12 I noticed strange things were happening, Such as Objects dissapearing, And Objects being found somewhere that I don't remember putting them there. At age 15 I had a feeling like I was being watched, I would see "The Watcher" at certin places I went, Such as The lake that my Dad would sometimes take me too, And it would stare at me from one of the old log cabins from across the lake.
== The final encounter ==
After 5 years of having it watch me at the lake, I came Face to face with "The Watcher" I forgot about "The Watcher" Having not going to the lake in 5 years, I had brought a gun and some gasoline, I intended to kill "The Watcher" Once and for all, I went to the log cabin where I seen it watching me, I pulled out my gun and opened to the door quickly, I shot it 6 times in the Heart, But that Bastard still didn't go down, I shot it 6 more times and It still didn't go down, All my ammo was gone, I grabbed an axe an chopped off it's arm, Only to have it scream in pain, I finished it off by Planting the axe into it's head, It was still somewhat moving on the ground, I started chopping at it, it finaly died, I dumped the gasoline on it"s body, And lit a match catching the cabin on fire. I'm glad I can finaly Rest knowing that thing can't terrorize people anymore.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:TRUE STORY
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The Watcher of the Forest

My eyes shot open as I hear an abnormal sound. I get up to look at the clock, it's 1:30 AM. Another inhuman moan is heard. "What the...." I say as I walk over to my window, open it, and look outside. The sounds seem to be coming from the woods behind my house. I get dressed and head outside, walking towards the woods.
After walking for hours on end... I come across a clearing. Then I see it....... a humanoid thing, with large eyes, no nose, and a mouth half stitched together. It was partially hunched over, and extremely skinny, as if it hadn't eaten in decades. Its arms were mangled and bloodied. Its legs had large burn marks on them. It looked at me, with a face so sad I wanted to hug the creature and never let go. I didn't know what it was, but I felt sorry for it. I could tell it was in pain. It slowly raised its arm to point behind me.
I turned around and.....nothing. I turned back to the being, only to find out it was gone. I ran back to my house to find the door wide open. "Funny... I don't recall leaving the door open.." Then I heard the screams. I ran inside and almost threw up. There, in the kitchen, was the dead body of my son, bloodied and bruised. I ran around the house, searching for my wife, and I found her in the living room.
Before me stood a man wearing black, with my wife's money in his hands, with a knife to my wife's throat. I ran at him, and he dropped the money and pulled out a gun. I feel a sharp pain in my shoulder....I've been shot. Then, the window breaks and out comes the mysterious being from earlier. It charges at the man, and in one swing of its arm, knocks his head clean off.
Then I realized....this thing...it is a protector of some sort. It watches over those in the forest, keeping them safe, then at the end of its life... it finds a human willing to give it all away, die a horrible death shared by all watchers, and take the place.. as the new watcher of the forest. I got up with all my strength, walked to the being, and nodded my head. It grew claws and shredded my arms, set my legs on fire, and stitched my mouth half shut. I took one last look at my wife, who was crying, and walked away...to take my place...as the new Watcher of the Forest.
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Category:Pointless Violence
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The Way I Die

This is the way I die, this is how it ends,
Going quickly, very quickly,
The road, coming toward me,
The Earth, with it's natural environment, taken by humanity,
This once beautiful meadow is now a striped line of cement,
These stripes, yellow and white,
These stripes save lives, these stripes take mine,
As I travel in the glorious evening,
A sound, a magnificent sound,
A smash, a crash, glass shattering, a thud,
The vehicle flips, again and again,
I join the foreign society as I hit the smooth pathway, again and again,
Death, all around, pain, agony,
I laugh when I can,
To think of such a sanguine theory,
To bring up such a macabre imagination,
That's okay, it's all over,
My skull, shattered, and my face, no where near,
My flesh on the runway, and my soul gone,
This is the way I die,
I can only choose to accept it.
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The Way She Looked

8:50 PM
Your eyesight is deteriorating as you struggle to move.
8:52 PM
You are waiting on the floor, your stomach seeming to have butterflies flying about. The girl you thought was perfect was nowhere in sight.
8:54 PM
You had met her earlier as they carefully strolled down the street. You, being less careful, bumped into her and apologized before striking up a conversation. The feeling in your stomach while talking was that of nervous wonder. You knew that this person was the perfect match, but that would just put more pressure on you.
8:56 PM
You gave your address to her before she continued talking. The conversation stood out in your mind the whole day. The way she talked with that devilish smile, insisting that you couldn't run.
8:58 PM
The way she said she would find you no matter you went. The way she said she would sneak into your room at 9:00, armed and ready to blow your brains out.
9:00 PM
The way she looked at your corpse after shooting you 10 minutes too early.
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Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
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The Weenie Stand

One day, I was at a hotdog stand, and the dude servin' weenies got my order freaking wrong. "Yo man, this ain't the right dog!" I yelled from behind the counter. He didn't freakin' respond. I grabbed my glass, and swung it at the man. He ducked, it, but it didn't help. The glass smashed into the back of his head. He looked at me with a fierce look.
"Listen dude, you don't wanna get in a fight with me!" he yelled. I didn't care. I punched that man in the face. "What's your problem?" the man yelled. A croud was gathering behind me. I was gonna show off. I yelled "Yo dude, yo hot dogs ain't right!". The man looked at me. "This is your last warning! Before I call the cops." I punched him. "That's it!" he yelled. He jumped out of the weenie stand and kicked me in the belly.
I grabbed the hot dog stand, and pulled it down on him. He stood up, wiped the blood from his face and started throwing hot dogs at me. I dodged them, then he picked up the whole stand and threw it at me. As soon as it hit me, I ran away. It crushed me. I looked at the man who was smiling. He took some more weenies. "At least I still have these!" he shouted, before running away. "NOOO! NOT THE WEENIES!" I screamed.
I pulled myself from under the stand, watching the man run away and get in a car made of weenies. "I won!" I shouted. As the car sped over the horizon, I heard the man laughing. "I'll get you!" he laughed as he dissapeared. I sat up, wiped the weenie juice of my face and walked home. Then, Saturday hit me faster than a weenie. On Saturday, I decided to go back to the weenie stand. The man wasn't there, instead, it was a toddler.
The toddler looked at me. "Hewo siw, what wood yo wike fwom da weenie stand?" she asked in a babyfied tone. Thinking this must be a joke, I said: "Listen, you little punk, is this some messed up joke?". The baby looked at me, before crying. She took a glass of salt and threw it towards my eyes. It smashed into my eyes, I screamed. I could hear the baby laughing menacingly at me. Other people started laughing at me. Was this weenie stand cursed? I didn't care.
I ran away, crying, I heard the baby laughing his diaper off. The weenie stand has always been surprising, and once, when I went there, there was a sabor-toothed tiger behind the counter. "H-Hello?" I said. He looked at me. "ROAAARRRR!" He screamed. "AHHHHGHGGG!" I ran away, and the tiger was chasing me! "NICE KITTY! NICE KITTY!" He continued chasing me. I got home and locked the door. I heard the tiger banging on the door, trying to get in.
I boarded up the doors, before the outside was silent. "Is he out there?" I muttered to myself. I slowly opened the door........ being sure.... that he wasn't there... nothing! I walked completely outside. "Few!" I said. The door to my house shut and I was locked out. I knocked on the door, incase my wife was there, and the person who opened the door wasn't my wife.
It was the sabor-toothed tiger.
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The Weirdo And His Coffee

There once was a weirdo, who was very strange.
An approximation of the weirdo and his coffee.
He spotted out people, mostly at range.
He'd walk to their homes, closely he'd near.
He'd talk to their families, oh so sincere!
He'd knock on their doors, and scream in terrible fear.
And if, by chance, they said "Don't come in here!"
Well, he'd go to the house, and walk to the rear...
He'd stab them and stab them, till they ran like a deer!
He'd search all their cupboards, and search for the thing.
He'd not accept others, not even a diamond ring!
He'd only take coffee, and take all the coffee.
Then he'd hang up the corpses, the blood would drip.
They'd hang there forever, until the rope did rip.
And then he was done, and he has his coffee.
It's now about time to take another sip.
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The Weretree

Hello there, I'm new to this whole confessional thing, and I'm not sure what to say, but, I'll try my best. It seems like only yesterday I was normal, fucking normal. Well, I guess I should fucking get on with it. It all started three months ago, when I was hiking in the mountains near my hometown, I shouldn't have fucking hiked alone, but I did. I was hiking through the dark green forests and had completely lost track of time. I didn't fucking realize it! By the time I realized how late it was, I was too far in the mountains to hike back before nightfall. So, I set up a camp and prepared to wait out the night.
The night hit fast and the full moon illuminated the surrounding area. I then saw something that chilled me down to my fucking core, my fucking core. I saw it, a sight that would terrify me for the rest of my fucking life. A sight so fucking terrifying that I nearly threw up, fucking threw up. There standing in the meadow...was a tree, a fucking tree. Ignoring my basic instincts, I walked up to the tree and started to observe it. I then tripped over a rock, a fucking rock, and fell onto the tree, receiving a small cut on my hand, a reward for my curiosity. I stepped back in sheer fucking anguish, glaring at the abomination in front of me. A leaf fell off and I knew it was mocking me, fucking mocking me. I went back to camp and sat there, not taking my eyes off of the beast. I had fallen asleep for God knows how long, and when I had opened my eyes they fell upon the demon, who was now in the same exact spot it had been before. And that was the moment in which I knew my life was in danger. Not waiting for sunrise, I packed my things and left, giving one last glare at the demon of the meadow.
Weeks went by and somehow with enough medication, therapy, and lumberjack forums I had regained my sanity and was starting to live a normal life, despite the PTSD, but I should have known that someone who gets attacked by a tree can never live a normal life again. I learned that all too well a month later during the next full moon. This time I decided to stay home and not go hiking, I was walking home from the store where I received my medication and some movies for the weekend. I started to feel weird and uncomfortable; I looked into the sky and saw that the moon was full. At that I dropped my bags and stumbled onto a nearby lawn. My arms stretched outwards and my skin became hard and grooved. I was becoming everything I hated and feared, an inhuman monster, I became...a tree. For how long I was a tree, I don't know. How long I stood unmoving in the front lawn watching people, like a fucking demon from hell I can't say. I found myself in a bush the next morning, not knowing how I got there. I then slunk off to my house, not looking back. I am now writing this from my basement, where I keep myself locked up, in hopes that my inner foliage won't get out...again.
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The Wheeze Campaign

One fine hippidy-hoppidy day Mama luigi was in his house with mario "meatball" ,mario, and Mama luigi said "Im Leaving The House Today to run for presidency! "But Luigi, Princess Peach is the president!" "Not for long, heheeh", So one tragic death Later, Mama Luigi Ran For president, then He Beat Obama bin ladin in 2017, He Became president, With mario as his vice president, and yoshi as his attourney, they sent bowser to the electric chair, bowser Jr to Juvey, lakati to prison with atempted murder on both luigi and mario, and Sonic to the electric chair aswell, mama luigi then was Shot and killed in 2019 by None other than Chris rock himself, when the mushroom kingdom was in havoc, luigi and lord farquaad's ghost came to team up and take over the mushroom kingdom once again, the ghostbusters and E-gad both caught luigi, one apology to the boo's and king boo later, they all got out of the poltergeist as a team, then lakati's ghost came and revived mama luigi from the dead, and farquaad, then farquaad shrek and mama luigi all teamed up and solved this problem, the ancestrial fruitcake fought with a hunk of meat, this caused world war 3, zombie hitler and the mushroom kingdom were at war, eventaully, mama luigi and farquaad killed all of the nazi zombies, bowser's ghost and zombie hitler where left, mama luigi threw eggs and killed hitler while farquaad threw felonias, felonias shook the earth thus destroying the mushroom kingdom and slaughtering everyone exept bowsers ghost mama luigi farquaad and shrek, E-Gad Caught bowsers ghost and gave mama luigi a delorian, lucky enough, mama luigi met with doc brown and marty, rick and morty, and doc and mharti, they all helped mama luigi go back in time, to the first paragraph, then with aflash of light they were there, Mama luigi was in his house with mario "meatball", mario, and Mama luigi said "Im Leaving The House Today to run for presidency!, then future mama luigi got past mama luigi and sent him back in time to seek vengence on old mario, past mario stopped past luigi and they both went back in time with doc and morty, future luigi got slightly past vice president mario meatball mario, then they knew to never leave the ancestrial fruitcake in the oven to start world war 3,
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Category:Mario
Category:Shrek
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Category:English Class Failure
The Whistling Man

It's a rainy night and you are lying in bed texting a close friend. It's past twelve o'clock and the rest of your family is sound asleep. As the raindrops tap against your window, you notice another sound that doesn't fit in. Although the sound is coming from outside, it seems as though it is coming from inside of your house.
It's the Whistling Man. Motionless, you hear his cheerful tune grow louder as the source gets closer. You begin to panic inside, but remain stone on the outside. As soon as it began, the whistling suddenly ceases. Unsettled yet relieved, you continue texting your friend, mentioning the strange occurrence. Your friend agrees that it is peculiar, then leaves to rest for the night. Eventually, dreams overcome you and the event is pushed out of your mind.
When you awaken, you notice a notification alert on your cell phone. Upon checking it, you are brought to a new email from your friend's mother informing you of their sudden passing. Shocked, you read through the entire message and find a sound file attached to it.
Assuming it is important, you tap the link and the file opens up in your phone's web browser. You check the volume before pressing play. You lose all color as that familiar whistling tune begins to flow from the speaker of your phone. Terrified, you immediately exit out from the page. The whistling does not cease this time. It's louder now. In fact, it's almost as though it were coming from behind you.
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