South Koreaball/Relationships

== 친구 (Friends) ==
Anyone who helped it in the Korean War, but especially:
* 천조국 - My Blood Ally Godmerica-ssi who saved me from 1945-1951. Sometime after Korean Empireball died, it bombed the Japanese Empireball and saved me. I was under its care. It taught me capitalism. It helps me calm my evil horrible sibling down, and helped me big time in the Korean War. And it also taught me how to compose good pop music, so I returned its favor by K-pop!!!. Gib F-35 and Global Hawk plox. I of more than happy to provide yuo with test kits and mask to fight COVID-19! Despite Samsung and LG is better than iPhone, we can into best friends! If yuo collapse, I'm collapsing with yuo.
* 일본 (from Koreans born in the 1950s, Koreans born in 2000 and Conservative Koreans like Yoon Suk Yeol) - Best ally against the Communists. We currently share the same values including freedom, democracy, and the rule of law. I am also very Kawaii sometimes. Also we both hated Johnny Somali for being annoying in our clay. I like you and respect you. I forgive you for WW2.
* 사하 - My cousin who gave me its mammoth DNA! Also, my K-pop group visited its clay once. Although you slightly made me feel cold.
* 튀르키예 - A fellow member of MIKTA. It helped me in Korean War too. Also a distant cousin rooted from Altaic ancestors. Long ago, we were geographically neighboring countries and stood up against Chinaball. I am calling him Türkiye, not Turkey, as he wants.
* 아제르바이잔 - it is also friends with Turkeyball and hates Chinaball.
* 아르헨티나 - Yes I do! Messi Is The Best!
* 호주 - Member of MIKTA. It helped me in Korean War, and support me first in IMF. Mostly Friendly people. Also a close trading partners. We don't like whaling unlike my neighbour but you have Beautiful beaches and nature. Also one of the best osu! player is also from my clay!
* 뉴질랜드 - Australia's sibling, it helped me in Korean War. Nice vacation place and motivational song.
* 브라질 - Good friend from South America and it speaks Portuguese, most of the Koreans live in its clay, also a fellow G20 member to us? BTW I defeated Germanyball for yuo. But why do you think that "Now United" is better than BTS? Both groups are good!
* 캐나다 - It likes hockey and marijuana. Helped us in the Korean War. Gib Blue jays!!! We both like drinking a lot of alcohol. 
* 덴마크 - The creator of LEGO(R) bricks, I love LEGO(R) bricks, LEGOs can into space! Dayum, it hates China for copying its LEGO(R).
* 프랑스 - It helped me! I love its missiles and airplanes! I sent a carton of masks to war veterans who participated in Korean War. 
* 그리스 - Also helped me in Korean War. A hometown of democracy and Greek mythology.
* 독일 - A Role Model. True Euroführer. I learned its constitutional laws when writing our own. It of supportings me when I reunify. If capitalist Germany can win, then I can! 
* 인도 - Land of dancing and engineers. I gave it K-9 howitzers as K-9 VAJRA-T. It likes my Samsung and not Huawei. I Like its Curry and Bollywood. We also host Korea-India Friendship Quizzes and Essay Competitions every year. Also, thank yuo for all the medical support during Korean War. Even though it's friends with that Commie at Cold War.
* 인도네시아 - Member of MIKTA. It likes our military and we like theirs too (It also loves my submarines). It is also a huge part of the Big K-pop fans in the world for some groups of Indonesian Teenagers who perform dance cover of my K-pop songs. It also gib Dita of SECRET NUMBER and Loudi of 14U, while we also gib football trainer and we help making the writing system of an endangered language. But why your extremists supported Terrorist?
* 서안지구 - Yuo are real Palestine and yuo are much better than Hamas. I may not recognize yuo, but I support your government against that facist monster and I voted to admit yuo to the UN. I'm hoping yuo and Israelcube can into peace. It likes K-pop which I don't hate it at all.
* 노르웨이 - It helped me and provided medical support during the Korean War. We are of friends now and I gave it some K9 Howitzers. It is of dominating Pyeongchang Olympics! Nordic OP, of nerfings, please!
* 말레이시아 - Drinking not allowed, also one of my MIKTA member's sibling. A beautiful ball with an archipelago of islands. Also, you love my K-dramas and gave good services to my people in your clay. Now it's my turn to treat yuo like the way you treated me, since my evil sibling is about to cut diplomatic ties with yuo, that means we are true allies! But stop being friends with that rotoRl plox.
* 멕시코 - Member of MIKTA. A clay full of Latin music & passionate people. Sabor a Mi~~ I helped it advance to the round of 16 in the World Cup.
* 몽골 - It loves my culture. It's pretty cool to be honest. It's probably the only East Asian that I have no grudges against. It have a far much similar appearance with me than Chinaball and it saying a similar language.
* 카자흐스탄 - Thank you for the hospitality and kindness you showed to our Forced migrants by Sovietball.
* 필리핀 - We both hate communism. A good vacation place to relax and learn English. It's good at speaking English. But too much drugs and illegal activities. We never forget the battle of Yultong during the Korean War. It was my good friend, also sent me lots of soldiers to beat that tlqkf놈. 
* 폴란드 - We have similar history of us, Like we had sh*tty neighbours and famous for cavalry, so we can understand each other's history and pain. It recognize dokdo as part of mine. I made a chassis for AHS Krab, and it will introduce my new tanks and weapons! Also one of my another closest economic partners. Yay! Happy 100th Independence day Poland!
* 루마니아 - It used to be friends with my evil sibling when it was a Commie, and now that it into capitalism it would tell me its weaknesses and helped me defeat it. Also, we both can into fastest internet in the world!
* 사우디 아라비아 - A good friend along with USAball. I Helped it with desalination plants. It gave us much oil.
* 대만 - I see it as a friend and an actual & Real China. Yuo love my K-pop and K-drama so much!!! I HAVE TAIWANESE IN K-POP GROUP AND YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY, RIGHT?? I hope I can into recognize you again and cut ties with that tlqkftoRlbitch! 
* 스페인 - One of my popular K-dramas is the main setting of it. We both hate North Koreaball for supporting Cataloniaball and Venezuelaball.
* 태국 - It provides awesome destination for vacation, also have friendly people. Besides, it loved my Korean Drama and my K-pop Songs. And yuo can into several K-pop groups!
* 이라크 - A good friend from Middle East who loves my K-pop and K-drama.
* 싱가포르 - Fellow Asian dragon. It fought in the Korean War. Beautiful diverse city and we are very similar in several things in modern-day...
* 에티오피아 - It was also raped by the axis nasty pasta and helped me big time in Korean War without any cost! Its soldiers were brave! I gave it aid to beat COVID-19 for those who participated in Korean War.
* 영국 - Parent of my best friend. It sent the second most troops in Korean War. It has been in my clay before.
* 우크라이나 - A good Slavic friend. I like Cheeki Breeki, and we both hate North Korea! Also Crimea is yours. Here, since my evil brother is helping Russia invade your clay, you can have my weapons!
* 바티칸 시국 - I welcomed you, Pope-nim! It made one of my priests a saint! Former president Moon and current president Yoon are of the Roman Catholic faith! YUO ALSO HATE CHINA!
* 스웨덴 - 0-12 NEVER FORGET!!, The creator of Minecraft! Also gib Geometry Dash plox!
* 네덜란드 - GIB ME EDM AND FOOTBALL MANAGER TOO!
* 아랍 에미리트 - I helped it build a skyscraper. I sent a special force to help it training its own. Its trust made me of aid it first to killing coronavirus.
* 위구르 - Awww, poor ball. Don't Worry, I'll Support You Against The rotlRl A-Hole!
* 스위스 - Beautiful nature, such as mountains. Nice place to learn German. It gave me watch. Even though it's friend with my evil self but it's okay.
* 핀란드 - Land of Xylitol! I love your unfamous börk for other Eurolads, "Hyvä." We've already used that börk to my xylitol commercials! khkh, although it is Axis but it can into killing commie. But a pro-Starcraft II player from Finland defeated me on a worldwide match in 2018. How Sad. 
* 세르비아 - I don't like how you're friends with my enemies, but I don't care, so gib rakija!
* 네팔 - I love hiking. Its mountains are wonderful. It is also one of my employees, because I have the highest wage and pretty nice workplace. It is of beast, but I did not think it's that scary.
* 코소보 - I recognize you, because the Psychopathic sibling is friends with the country that isn´t into recongizings me.
* 유엔 - It helped me to fight against commies during the Korean War. I appreciated it, thank you so much!
* 아일랜드 - You sent many Catholic priests into my clay, btw George Lewis Shaw helped me to gain independence from Weeaboo Empire. But I don't support that fake country.
* 홍콩 - Child of 영국 and King of the 80s in East Asia, and a fellow tiger!
==중립 (Neutral)==
* 일본 - We are no longer enemies against each other. Since we share our cultures and having companies with each other. I like your anime, Games, music and products. In return I give K-pop, K-drama and Webtoons to it. Who cared about the fact that we have trade war. Don't you ever think that we have the worst past history until now. these things are getting old, and I couldn't care less about the apology and compensation, but EDUCATE YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT YUOR WARCRIMES AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT YUOR YASUKUNI SHRINE! STOP GLORIFYING YUOR PAST! Also you against my Commie Evil Sibling and THIS rotoRl together! It also hates it's evil parent as much as I do. Our relationship is so unclear, but that's why we can love and hate relationships. Also, I know you said that my ancestor is same as the stupid hater of Israelcube! But, DOKDO IS MINE AND GIB DAEMADO! But at least gib nintendos and animes plox. BTW, We also work together on making an anime called Solo Leveling which is based on my Manhwa. However you're currently an ally from Yoon's perspective and we both hate Johnny Somali. Also, we both hate Yoon Suk-Yeol like he is my version of Fumio Kishida. But... (See enemies or friends section)
* 소말리아 - Sorry for hating you. At least we hate Johnny Somali.
* 베트남 - ROK army participated in Vietnamese War. Tied economically. Strong country and only going to get stronger. 90% friendly people. Don't of care if it of commie, it likes it when I build apartments for it. In memory, I make statues. Since 2018, I helped yuor football (soccor)! Our relationship start to get better. Yuo do more massacre than me and cause of my war crimes is because yuo use yuor people as a human shield and there was no choice! At least it can into beating Chinaball's ass!
* 앙골라 - HEY! Why do yuo use my taegeuk for yuor air force roundel?? Maybe it's an honour I don't know??
* 러시아 - Although it is a priority target of USAball, but still, we have good relationships though. I bought its military weapons for paying me back its debt. Since 2018, Moon Jae-in and Vladimir Putin met each other. But please stop supporting Chinaball during the Huawei crisis. Also And I am not sure whether it is North Koreaball's friend or not. At Least you're best known for your alcohol, I just like it! We also have mutual visa-free agreements, but Crimea is Ukraine. BUT I WILL NOT FORGET WHAT YOU FATHER DID TO ME IN THE KOREAN WAR!! And also, stop invading Ukraineball or i'll sanction you. End of story. (Also thanks for launching my first astronaut into space)
* 이스라엘 - It and I have similar situations, with unfriendly neighbors. Also a good military and industrial partner. It was born at the same year of my birth. Also, I am the first FTA partner of you in Asia. It supports me about comfort women. I usually raise its flag too in my clay while American flag is waving. Some balls expect that I support Gazaball as Irelandball does. But don't worry, My ancestor was ABSOLUTELY different from that that stupid hater of you. Also, it's okay that yuo eradicate these terrorists, BUT STOP KILLING INNOCENT CIVILIANS IN THE PROCESS PLOX! Also, the West Bank is much innocent than uselessball, so don't even try to hurt it!!
* 이탈리아 - It gave me medical aid in Korean War, but it started hating me ever since 2002 World Cup. Of apologies for terrible referee! It does like K-dramas, though.
* 게이 놈들 - Many people in my clay still hate yuo, but why won't yuo of thankings me for not make you illegal before?? Please think again beforre yuo come complaining at me again! Even Fake Korea doesn't like yuo too.
* 이란 - It valued science. Now it is back into religion. It helped North Korea to build nukes and missiles but I don't care. USAball doesn't like its very much and wants to destroy it, but I built Tehran road in Seoul/Seoul road in Tehran. But hey, stop bullying Saudi Arabiaball!
* 시리아 - It used to like Fake Korea. Although it also enjoys watching our K-dramas. But I'm optimistic that they will start liking me more now that Assad is gone.
* 파키스탄 - You supported me in the Korean War but please stop being friends with That tlqkf bastard, plox. But hey, I also have a Pakistani in Squid Game.
* 포르투갈 - Ronaldo NEVER FORGET! But were both friends with Spain.
* 푸에르토리코 (only in music) - GANGNAM STYLE!! Is still better than Despacito. I prepared strong DYNAMITE with some BUTTER to stand up to it. It sings well but I sings better. Come up on stage and let's battle!
* 서사하라 - WHY YUO LIKE FAKE KOREA? I WON'T RECOGNIZE YUO! But I recognize your self determination, so I spared you, BUT STOP BEING SO COZY WITH THAT FAKERS! But we both like Ethiopiaball.
==적 (Enemies)==
* 일본 (sometimes) - I don't care if we now share a common enemy against Chinabarr and North Koreabarr. I stirr fuking hate yuo. North Korea may be of a terribre neighbor but at reast it didn't of takings our women and make them comfort women! Yuo were of terribre to my peopre and even today yuo are racist towards us koreans. I wirr of never forget when yuo made my girrs into sex sraves during Worrd War II.
* 좆병신 푸틴새끼 (since North Korean–Russian Partnership Treaty in 2024) - Uri sent no weapons to Ukraine yet yuo stab me in the back??? WE USED TO BE FRIENDS WHEN YOU HELPED ME INTO SPACE!! BUT NOW YUORE OF WORST SATAN AS YUOR FATHER!! LICK HELL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
* 베네수엘라 - It SUPPORTS MY EVIL SIBLING!! HOW SHAMEFUL IS THAT!
* 아이티 (sometimes) - Hey, quit saying I'm racist! What happened at the Olympics was a mistake! 
**: FINE! But don't let it happen again.
* 쿠바 - Is friends with Dim sum and my evil sibling. And it is also boycotted my Olympic Games in 1988. before it become a commie, it gave me aid in Korean War. And were fine now (I guess). I'm controlling my evil sibling right now..
* 미얀마 - It is friends with my evil sibling and killings innocent Rohingyaball. You deserve to get controlled by Tatmadaw for what you deserve khkhkhkhkh- wait, now you have protests?! I regret saying that...
* 벨라루스 - Just resign already, Lukashenko! If you refuse then I WILL SUPPORT THE PROTESTERS AGAINST YUO, CHINA PUPPET!
* 중국 - WHY THE HECK ARE YOU IGNORING THE INCREDULOUS COVID-19?! COMMUNISM IS DISEASE! although I know you are secretly capitalist kkkkk) CURSE YOU! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!! REAL CHINA WILL ANNEX YOU AND BECOME A TAIWANESE BEIJING!! REMOVE DIMSUM!! 좆같은 짱깨년 Putting all this aside most tourists it receives are from my clay and vice versa, but please stop being an idiot to your neighbors and stop supporting my evil sibling (although it does mediate between the both us but it's annoying at all). And free Uyghurball. We also have a common enemy. Some of my people live here.
* 소련 - YUO AGREED TO INVADE ME?! YUO MADE MY NORTHERN SIDE BECAME EVIL AND BRAINWASHED IT WITH COMMUNISM YOU FREAKING IDIOT?! YOU ALSO MADE IT TRIED TO ANSCHLUSS ME! AND EVEN WORSE!!!! YOU SHIBAL SHOT DOWN MY PLANE JUST BECAUSE I TRESPASSED YOUR AIRSPACE?! REMOVE SHIBAL VODKA! 1991 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! BURN IN HELL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But still, it said no to Kim 47 times tho, which I think you should have kept doing it. Yuo became friends since Gorbachev became leader and the 1988 Seoul Olympics. Also thanks for helping me Against Evil sushi in WW2.
* 가자 - Would you like to get along with me while serving North Koreaball as a master? Not only that, you identified my ancestor with terrorists like you, just as this otaku did. Also, you support Tojo and Hitler which I and my sibling hate the most. Yuo also like this asshole who forgets Japan's horrible past.
* 태국 (only to immigrants) - yuo're undeveloped clay that likes to work illegal in my clay!! I rejected all your tourist, and yuo deserved the flood for banning me!!!
== 최악의 적들!!! (WORST ENEMIES EVER!!!) ==
* 개씨발 일본년 - Your rising sun flag stands for show respect to the beautiful flashlight given by America right?? AND YUO TREAT ME MUCH WOLST THAN CHINABALL! LICK HELL CRIMINAL!! IM SO GLAD YOU ARE NOW FACED DEATH!!
* 북괴놈들 (sometimes) - YOU KNOW WHAT? AFTER MOON JAE IN ERA. I WILL HAVE TO PUT YOU AS WORST KOREA!!! 김정은 씨발새끼!! WHY ARE YOU PROTESTING AGAINST ME?! I WAS ABOUT TO GIVE YOUR FOOD AND SUPPLIES,AND EVEN PROPOSE REUNIFICATION BUT YOU DON'T WANT IT!? I'M AFRAID THAT YOU ARE MISTAKEN CALLING CONSERVATIVES ENEMIES! AND NOW YOU'RE EVEN BRINGING YOUR TROOPS IN 우크라이나!? YOU SHOULD'VE WITHDRAW BEING ENEMIES WITH 미쿸 BUT NAH, YOU STILL DIDN'T! I'LL NEVER FORGET THE KOREAN WAR 씨발 한국전쟁 절때 안 잊는다, SO I REGRET NOTHING! I DON'T WANT TO DECLARE WAR AGAINST YOU RIGHT NOW! PLEASE, AT LEAST BE A GOOD SIBLING! "But can we still into unification?"
**: Here is my response.... I AM INVADING UKRAINE!!!!
**: OH NO NO NO YOU CANT DO THAT!!! IM GOING TO GIVE ARMS TO UKRAINE THEN!!!
* December 2024 - OH MY GOD, WHY MUST THIS MONTH BE SO HORRIBLE?! FIRST I DEAL WITH THIS IDIOT BELOW AND NOW I HAVE A PLANE CRASH KILLING 179 PEOPLE!!! GOD!
* - CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING ME A DICTATORSHIP FOR SEVERAL HOURS!!! YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH IT? YOU ARE THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER SURELY!!!
* 조니 소말리 - YOU ARE A TOTAL DISGRACE TO KOREA! WHY DID YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULTED MY STATUE LIKE THAT?! BECAUSE OF YOUR DISGUSTING ACTIONS, YOU WILL ENJOY YOUR SENTENCE HERE! EVEN JAPAN HATES YOU!