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Hearts of Iron IV

Hearts of Iron IV, sometimes just called HOI4, is a real-time grand-strategy video game made for sweaty Wilhelm the II larpers,Although it sounds like complete and utter gibberish, if you were in the community, it would sound completely normal. youtubers who smoke in the back alleyway, and mindless folks. It has received several DLCs, making the game profit even more than the GDP of Slovenia. In fact, it has been reported that after downloading HOI4, a Swedish spy is sent to your house to take all your money to be spent on DLCs. As a game made by Paradox Interactive, most of its player base rely on people who modify the game for any form of fun.
Despite the game coming out in 2016, more and more people keep playing. It has been confirmed, however, that the ~60,000 people currently playing the game are not people, and are mostly Russian bots. It is unknown if this is true however.
== Gameplay ==
As stated before, Hearts of Iron IV is a game. Therefore, it has gameplay. You play as any country in 1936, from Germany to Yunnan. Each country has a focus tree, which is like a skill tree, but with 90% more filler gameplay. It also either does fuck all, or WW4. You can build infantry divisions, change their templates, train them, create a navy and air force, and many others. Each country is made out of states, and each state is made out of provinces. Hearts of Iron 4 also has a complicated political system, with there being 2 ideologies: Non-Nazism and Nazism.
=== The Money-Printing Machine ===
In total, the amount of money being printed directly to Paradox Interactive is batshit insane. In total, there are 6 expansion DLCs, 3 skin packs, and 3 radio packs. That is insanity. Only buy them all if you have no life.
=== Mods ===
Not to be confused with mods, as in moderators, but instead modifications.
* Kaiserreich - Has a Wikipedia article. Pretty funny, eh? Germany won the first world war in this one.
* The New Order - Not to be confused with Wolfenstein's TNO, Germany won the second world war.
* Cold War - Do I have to explain this one?
* Old World Blues - Fallout. Yes, that fallout.
== Reception ==
Pretty good, I guess.
== Notes ==
Category:Video games
Category:War video games 
Category:War
Category:Nerd
Heather Has Two Heads

Heather Has Two Heads is the fictional story about a little girl who suffers from dicephaly: having two heads. The book was extremely controversial, and was banned from many school libraries. Parents objected, saying that if their children see this little girl with two heads, their own kids will want to grow another head.
==Plot Summary==
The story is about a little girl named Heather, who was born with two heads. Heather's favorite number is two and she sees it as a matter of great significance that she also has two cats, two iPods, and two mommies. 
Each head is named Heather, and they act like sisters, except that they share a body and all the related parts.
When it's necessary to distinguish the heads, they're called Heather I and Heather II, respectively. Their personalities are similar, except for one striking difference: Heather I is on Team Jacob, while Heather II prefers team Edward.
The other kids in school tease Heather and her two heads until one day, she saves everyone in her school from dying in a fire. "Wow," said the kids in the school, "If this two-headed kid can save us from dying in a fire, then the 2-headed alternate lifestyle must be OK." Unknown to her classmates, it was Heather who set the fire.
The story ends when Heather and her two heads wins the school's annual pie-eating contest, and everyone cheers.
== Controversy ==
Because the Bible doesn't say it's OK for people to have 2-heads (and the fact that there's no 2-headed Jesus), many religious leaders are opposed to this book.
"If God had meant for girls to have two heads," said one prominent Christian, "He would have given men two penises."
Many people believed that if schools teach tolerance for kids with two heads, when would it end? Three heads? Four? Five? Clearly, the line has to be drawn somewhere.
== Sequels ==
After the success of this book, the authors continued their series with "Polly Has 12 Fingers," about polydactyly, and "Willie Has One Eye", about cyclopses.
Category:Books
Heather Mills

Heather Anne Mills McCartney (born 12 January 1948 1968) is was the second wife of Paul McCartney. She is a former hardcore porn actress, personal prostitute to the Bin Laden Family, sworn enemy of pot dealers, one really loudmouth annoying bitch and now has a career as the number one source of all amputee- and money-grabbing wife jokes on the Internet and all-round general loonie. Her hobbies used to include walking around in minefields and forcing fucking musical genuises to quit smoking grass, confuzzling them so much that they start making shitty music.. Which may be a good reason of being so "stunned as me arse" and they say in Newfoundland. 
Heather had been nominated for a "Noble Bitch prize" because she is such a fucking wanker. One day after the ridiculouly expensive divorce, Linda McCartney rose from the dead, stole Heather's leg, used it to beat the crap out of her 'cause the Lovely Linda totally PWNS, and she wanted that golddigging biotch to stay away from her beloved Paul for putting him through so much sorrow and forcing him to (gasp!) quit smoking weed. Then, after proclaiming her undying love for Paul McCartney in an Oscar-worthy water-works scene, she died again. Bummer.
== Heather Mills McCartney Jokes/Facts ==
* A miner in Africa has an accident and loses his leg. He says to a friend who comes to see him; "I'm f**ked, who's going to want a one legged gold digger?" His friend instantly replies, "try Paul McCartney"
* News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney. Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped!"
* Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible," a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".
* When Paul introduced Heather to the rest of his family, he said "Meet my current wife. I call her my current wife just to keep her on her toes."
* The Favorite sport on Newfoundland is Clubbing Heather Mills.
* Paul McCartney was asked by a journalist, will you ever go down on one knee again? Paul replied, i would prefer if you call her heather!
*Heather's leg is hollow. She hides Paul's bongs in it.
*Her full name is Heather Eileen Peg Mills.
*(More or less)True newspapaer story: One day, Heather, in a green slip and Sunday wooden leg, was mistaken by a bunch of stoned landscape artists as a REALLY ugly tree. They planted her headfirst and poured pitchers of cold water on her when she tried to complain, calling it an "unexpected baptism". She is now a fervent beliver in Instant Karma
* One Christmas, Paul gave Heather a new leg. He said "Don't worry, it's not your main present - it's just a stocking filler".
These jokes are 'ROFL material', but let's spare a thought for Paul please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another lady that can fill her shoe. And Really Big Mouth.
==See also==
* Paul McCartney
Category:Attention Whores
Category:Models (occupation)
Category:British businesspeople
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Hedonism

Hedonism is a minimalist lifestyle, embodied by the doctrines of self-sacrifice, selflessness, and monogamy. 
=Beliefs=
Hedonism is one of the world's oldest actively followed belief systems. Although there is no certainty about the origins of this belief system, it is believed to have been started by the great Hedonist Shaman Jesus Christ in the 3rd Century. The followers of Hedonism (hedonists) live very simple lifestyles, there are few rules related to it, given that a person's lifestyle fits the following creed:
:I will constantly imbibe liquor and other intoxicants,
:For my body be pure
:I will not bathe for hygienic reasons,
:E'en if I smell of horse manure
:I will always turn towards the west
:And in constant prayer
:I will pray by fucking bitches
:And prove myself a pla'er.
:And above all else,
:I will not put more effort into my work than required
:Above all else
:From my job I must be fired
::Hedonist's Creed, c. 310 B.C.E.
Hedonists not only unilaterally believe that this creed is crucial to enlightenment, but furthermore believe that there was an addendum to the creed that was meant to be written by Dr. J. Christ, although the act of writing the addenum directly contradicts the creed. It is considered a dire sin by many hedonists to even conceive what the amendment might be.
Part of what makes Hedonism appealing to many followers is that there is actually little effort involved in rituals. Because hedonism stresses minimalism in all aspects of life, most rituals involves self pleasure. Many unenlightened souls might call this "laziness", a very accurate study involving no research whatsoever suggests that they are douche-licks.
=Opposition=
Hedonism has lately come under fire by numerous public figures. Arguably, the most fearsome of them all is Popeye the Sailor Man. Mr. Sailor Man argues that "Hedonisms is wrong, so don't yous do it." Other people who argue against hedonism include God (who actually doesn't care that much about it), Miss Piggy, and The Letter A, which today's article was made possible by. More recently, the Government has been caught using their lies to persecute Hedonism. For instance, an obviously falsified report from 1986 by the Hedonism Research Committee branch of the BRA claimed that most hedonists don't actually do much of anything. Proponents of the belief (those brave souls) claimed a tautology and proceeded to do nothing in a drunken rampage of inaction, knowing that doing anything else would only be proving them wrong.They are related to faggots.
=Famous Hedonists=
*Marquis de Sade
*Henry Miller
*Pete Tong
==See also==
* Pre-marital Sex
* Egoism
Category:Philosophy
Heinrich himmler is GAY

Heinrich himmler is gay. he is the worst nazi officer EVER he sux. He sent me to a concentration camp!!!! Just because i wasn't part of some gay master race. Even though it wasn't my fault. i dot like him and the liadies don't because he is gay and stupid and ugly and retarted and fat. i wish he will gats capturedfrom his job and goes to prison or a gay retared place. he is GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!! HE IS THE WORST PERSON EVER. HE IS SO BAD. I HOPE HE GET SOME SUICIDE.
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:Mr. Winkler
Category:Nazis
Category:Anti-Semites
Heinz-Wolfgang Schnaufer

Heinz-Wolfgang Schnaufer (16 February 1922 – 15 July 1950) was a joyous, happy-go-lucky German pilot in the Luftwaffe. He was excellent at not dying, but unfortunately, his living streak was cut short on a bright and sunny day in 1950. He was nicknamed "The Night Ghost Of St. Trond" by his fellow Nazis because he destroyed the most British aeronautical flying contraptions (AFCs) at night. To this day, it is unknown what St. Trond is.
After enjoying himself immensely while achieving 121 nighttime air victories, Schnaufer was captured by his British enemies and imprisoned. He laughed this off, told his captors that he wanted to leave now because he felt like taking over his family's wine business and making some wine, so they let him go. "Goodbye, Heinz-Wolfgang," they called after him, everybody's favorite prisoner because of his joyous demeanor, "send us a case or two at Christmas!"
Schnaufer died when his open sports car decided to hit a truck and a gas cylinder rolled out of the truck and hit him on the head. "A lucky shot," said the truck driver, "If it was night I'm sure he would have gotten me instead. The Ghost of St. Trond would have stuck me down with a cylinder, if it were night." 
Category:German people
Category:World War II
Category:Aviation
Helge's Law

Helge's Law is the empirical observation by Helge Ødemark that for all types of food, healthiness and tastiness are mutually exclusive properties.
== Expressing the law ==
Restricting the universe of discourse to all types of food, Helge's Law can be fully expressed in one of the two following ways:
: If something is healthy, then it tastes bad.
: If something tastes good, then it is unhealthy.
The two expressions are equivalent, being contrapositives of each other. (I.e., the expression that something tastes bad if it is healthy is necessarily equivalent with that something is unhealthy if it tastes good, because if something tastes good, then it cannot be healthy, since if it was healthy, it would by implication taste bad, which contradicts its tasting good.)
The expressions above may be expressed in sentential logic as
: H \Rightarrow \neg G
: G \Rightarrow \neg H
where H stands for "it is healthy" and G stands for "it tastes good". Alternatively, one can use predicate logic to write
: \forall x(Hx \rightarrow \neg Gx)
: \forall x(Gx \rightarrow \neg Hx)
where Hx means "x is healthy" and Gx means "x tastes good". Remembering our restriction of the universe of discourse to all types of food, the expressions say that "for all foods x, if x is healthy, then x does not taste good [i.e., x tastes bad]" and "for all foods x, if x tastes good, then x is not healthy [i.e., x is unhealthy]".
By the use of quantifier-negation rules, the expressions can be replaced with the following equivalents:
: \neg\exists x(Hx \cdot Gx)
: \neg\exists x(Gx \cdot Hx)
which is (obviously) equivalent with each other since commutatively, (Hx \cdot Gx) \equiv (Gx \cdot Hx). Thus, Helge's Law may also be stated as
: There is no food which is both healthy and tastes good.
== Misapplications of Helge's Law ==
It is important to recognize that Helge's Law is only an implication, not an equivalence. That is, the law doesn't let us conclude anything from a thing's being unhealthy or its tasting bad, only from its being healthy or its tasting good. This is obvious from the fact that the expression
: All A are B
is not equivalent with
: All B are A
meaning that given that all A are B, one can only conclude from that something is an A to that it is also a B, and contrapositively from that something is a non-B to that it is also a non-A, while nothing follows from a thing's being B or non-A. In other words, Helge's Law is compatible with there being unhealthy foods that taste bad (of which one familiar example is moldy bread).
== Helge's Law and rovdism ==
Proponents of rovdism, a philosophical system developed by Kristian Lillerovde, have suggested that Helge's Law might be overcome by liking to believe that some healthy foods taste good. Whether this is feasible or not has yet to be established.
== See also ==
* Helge Ødemark
* Rovdism
== Further reading ==
* Fedon Lindberg: Er det ikke det jeg har sagt hele tiden?, 2004
* Robert Atkins: If everyone just ate meat, then we would all be healthy, 1988
* Carl I. Hagen: Der er ingen seriøse ernæringsforskere som tror at fedme og usunnhet er menneskeskapt, 2005
Category:Law
Category:Articles that make me hungry
Heliocentrism

Heliocentrism (also known as hedonism) is defined by PythagorasThe nerd that he is. as having no strong opinions one way or the other if the sun really exists or not, as opposed to heliotardsThe wrong ones. or heliotruthersThe even more wrong ones.. The notion that the sun exists had been proposed as early as the third century by Orichalcum of Samoa, influenced by a previous theory by Phil of Crouton, which stated that the spherical mystic fire thing in the sky could possibly not be ghosts.
It was not until the sixteenth century after countless religious wars that Nicolaus "Nicky" Copernicus first proposed the idea of meeting halfway, famously stating "Ey, fuggedaboutit." before transcending the physical plain into a higher state of consciousness. Such novel thinking was readily endorsed by the catholic church, which would later go on to adopt these ideas, and become the foremost religious institution on the flat earth.
== References ==
=== Citations ===
Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan

Hell's Kitchen, also known as Clinton and Midtown West, is a neighborhood of Manhattan in New York City and is without question the nicest section of the city.
The neighborhood was founded in 42 AD and named by Satan, a former president of the United States, in a fit of nostalgia for his homeland. As the most exclusive neighborhood in town, it is entirely populated by white Scandinavians, who also moved there in a fit of nostalgia for their homeland, Scandinavia (which is also known as 'Hell's Bucket'). The white Scandinavians enjoy spitting on people living in the NYPD (Neighborhood of Young Poor Dominatrixes) and playing hopscotch with Satan, who they think is an excellent drinking buddy.
==The Only Interesting Event in the History of Hell's Kitchen==
In 1942, when Karl Rove was young and still had his hair, he tried to gain lodgings in Hell's Kitchen but was rejected on the grounds that he was "too fat and non-Scandinavian"--by his father, Satan, no less. In a fit of rage, Karl said these famous words:
Karl tried to carry out his threat that same day, and nearly burned Hell's Kitchen to the ground. However, the timely intervention of Pithy Saying Man saved the neighborhood. Pithy Saying Man was made the patron saint of Hell's Kitchen, and to this day its inhabitants remember him by reciting the pithy saying used to stop Karl Rove (a well-known Germanic aphorism):
==See also==
*42
*Hell
Category:New York CityCategory:Stub
Hen named Ty

== The birth of Hen named Ty ==
There was once a hen, This hen lived on a farm. He absorbed way too much pornography of cartoon girls and became a Hen named Ty. A Hen named Ty is simply a Hen on Tai.
== The Hen Named Ty's escape to the Zoo. ==
The Hen Named Ty escaped to the Zoo, Where this Hen found a resting place. While at the Zoo, It was allowed to absorb more Pornography of Cartoon Girls after everyone left, And in-between Zoo visits. Whenever the Zoo is closed, the Hen named Ty is allowed to absorb the stuff.
== Cuisines with the legendary Hen named Ty ==
As you know, Many animals have Cuisines made out of them. This one in particular has "Hen named Ty Nuggets", A parody of Chicken Nuggets.
McDonalds even sold something of the sort, "McHen Named Ty Burger". This cuisine was similar to a chicken-filled burger, Except it tasted like the rare Hen Named Ty.
== Hen Named Ty's Great Decline ==
The Hen Named Ty is extremely rare to see these days, Their name-tagged Hen-like selves have vanished from existence largely. All because of Hunters and Poachers hunting them for their eggs, meat, and other things.
== What you can do to save the Hen Named Ty ==
Simple. Follow these three steps.
# Stop eating Hen named Ty-based meals.
# Stop eating Hen named Ty-based meals.
# Stop eating Hen named Ty-based meals.
Category:FA Animals
Henry Holiday

Henry Holiday (17 June 1839 - 5 April 1927) was an English Pre-Raphaelite artist. He was born in London, and is known as the founder of cubism. He also was a pioneer in the arts of stoned glass windows and developed a painting style suitable to telegraphy.
== Translation of Pictures ==
As a pioneer of fine arts, Holiday introduced picture translation. He himself translated artwork from other artists from Dutch to English.
== Cubism ==
Into his paintings and wood block prints Holiday gradually introduced cubistic elements which he developed as a technique for shy artists who want to cover their faces in their selfportraits. Besides arts, he also tought shyness itself to his disciples. As he was a very gifted and successful teacher, his disciples as well as all later cubistic artists covered their faces completely, hiding them behind cubes.
== Stoned Glass Windows ==
His famous painting Meeting of Dante and Beatrice on Square One laid the ground for Henry Holiday's later successes as designer of stoned glass windows. The painting actually is a draft for a stoned glass window. Here Holiday developed an style, which he called "concept art". The concept was, to install stained glass windows and to allow the spectators to stone them. Due to budgetary limits, the tiles for the windows needed to be very cheap and standardized.
== Arts for Telegraphy ==
Holidays cubistic achievements provided him with the means to simplify fine arts in a way, that allowed pictures to be coded into simple numbers which then could be sent by cable telegraphy to any place on the world. After arrival, painters on the receiving end of the line reconstructed the paintings from the numbers transmitted to them. The technique, which also is known as "Just Pretty Extreme Graphics" still is in use today and became available at low cost after the painters required for coding and decoding could be miniaturized to a height of 42 nanometers.
Category:Artists
Category:British people
Hentai Girl

Hentai Girl is a character from various Hentai comics and some videos who is noted for appearances requiring biologially accurate internal views of the female body.
==Background==
The sister of Hentai Guy from Ghastly’s Ghastly Comic, like her brother she worked in modelling. Although she attempted to get work in Hentai games with her brother she found that the major outlet for her talents was in hentai comics, most notably in bestiality porn. Unfortunately she was unable to get work in with him in Ghastly’s Ghastly Comic due to the transparent clothes that she regularly wore below the waist. This in itself might not have caused problems but for the see-through body beneath. She does however sometimes successful in getting work in mainstream comics as well just so long as she remains fully dressed below the waist for the whole of her appearance.
==Work Colleagues==
She occasionally works with Hentai Dog and Hentai Horse though her fees are said to rocket considerably in the latter case. She has also sometimes worked with Hentai Lion but his reported addiction to Viagra has still failed to offset his age and mange. Attempts to get her to work with Hentai Pig have been unsuccessful and are noted to bring her down in fits of giggles. It was reported that Hentai Pig had a penis enlargement which resulted in his member being increased considerably to 1"(25mm) long and ½"(12mm) circumference.
She is also noted for her appearances in Monster oriented Hentai. Her regular appearances with tentacle monsters were thought to give her the ideal experience to work in Ghastly’s Ghastly Comic but things were not meant to be and unfortunately she never appeared.
==Rumours==
There were a number of unsightly rumours concerning a possible incestuous relationship with her brother though friends and colleagues state that they do not see anything in it themselves. Attempts to sell photographs of them engaged in the act to various Sunday newspapers have all failed. Figures in excess of $1,000,000 have been quoted for pictures showing proof of their immoral activities.
Category:Comics
Category:Hentai
pt:Hentai Girl