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TAWOG Goodbye Forever Gumball

Hi. I'm Nate. I work on Total Drama: The Ridonculous Race. But something disturbing happened that I had to go to therpy. We were viewing The Amazing World of Gumball when we found a new episode. We went and played it. But boy oh boy, that was a big mistake. The intro played but the catchy music wasn't playing. It was just pure silence. And the logo was done very sloppily with a very crudely drawn rainbow. And the title card was also done very crudely in red. It was called Goodbye Forever Gumball. Such a saddening title. It starts with Gumball, crying very hard. It did not sound like cartoon crying, it sounded like Jacob Hopkins was crying in Gumball's voice. It then went to Elmore Junior High. It showed Tobias in the corner of Ms.Simian's class looking very, very depressed, a far cry from the superior attitude he always had. It then showed Gumball walking around the street for about 5 minutes. Then we see the Watterson house. We saw the most shocking thing in history. Darwin was hanging by a noose! Anais, Gumball, Nicole, and Richard were crying. After 10 minutes of crying. Gumball was looking at the viewer. He had a worried look. We were all very scared. Alan, the main editor called the creator. Ben Bocquelet arrived in just a minute. He was very confused as to why he was called here. So we contiued the episode. Gumball then shot a gun in his mouth! Blood was pouring out of his mouth. It then shows Gumball's corpse. Then it ends with the normal credits and ending theme. The creator of The Amazing World of Gumball, Ben Bocquelet was extremly furious. He demanded to know what the crud was going on. Most of us left the office, including me. Then it was just Alan and him. He played the episode 10 times for Ben Bocquelet. I bet he's having horrible nightmares.
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Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Suicide
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Cliche Madness
TAWOG Unaired Episode

Did you know the Cartoon Network show "The Amazing World of Gumball"? Neither does anyone else? Well, one day, I was looking for episodes of The Amazing World of Gumball on Netflix, if there were any episodes. I encountered an episode that was never supposed to air on TV. It was titled: "The Death of Gumball". Death? DEATH? I've never seen Gumball committing suicide in the show! 
Anyways, I selected it. When I selected it, It took me to the loading screen, just like the thing usually do, but it unusually takes a long time to load, (Maybe 30 minutes or so). I waited for a whole 30 minutes, until... it finished loading. The episode starts off with a normal intro, nothing all creepy or weird. 
After the intro had ended, the episode title appeared. After a few seconds, it fades out. 
Then it fades into a shot of the neighborhood for a few minutes. The weird thing was, the neighborhood is blood red, instead of colorful. There were some creepy ass music playing in reverse. 
After this, it cuts to Gumball in his room, crying. This crying wasn't the usual cartoon crying in the show, it sounds like someone was crying over his loss of happiness.
After 5 minutes of Gumball crying, he stopped crying and stares at the camera for 30 and a half seconds. After this, it cuts to black for 2 whole minutes.
After 2 minutes of a black screen, the text popped up, causing me to be scared. It read, "Don't be scared, I am coming for you..." 
After this message, it fades into a shot of Gumball's face for a few seconds, while you could hear a sound of gun firing, and blood splattering out. And the episode ended with no credits whatsoever. I got so freaked out, so I turn off the TV and leave the room.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Shortpasta
TEH BALLOONATIC ZAPS HAPPY APPY

Once upon a time, the Balloonatic decided to watch some DVDs. Little did it know that it the DVD it picked contained the cursed Happy Appy episodes! As soon as the DVD loaded, Happy Appy came out of the TV and stabbed The Balloonatic, popping some of its helium sacs. This made it angry and it zapped the evil fruit with its balloon ray, turning him into a balloon. Then Slenderman stepped on them both. THEND.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:BATTELS
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Shortpasta
TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD

THIS IS TEH BEST PASTA ON THE WHOLE WIKEY. DON'T READ TEH REST BECAUSE TEH REST IS NOT AS CREEPY AS THIS, SCIENTIFIC STUDIESS PR00FED THIS!!! THIS IS TRUE!!!!
==PASTA==
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.</onlyinclude>
Category:Ghastly Macaroni
Category:SUGGESTED READING
Category:Old Shit
Category:Memes
Category:Classics
Category:Shortpasta
TEH FATM AN

THIS IS SCARIER THAN GO TO SLAAP, SMIUALJ.PG, AND MEREAN MODEAGRD GLEASOVOGVOR. THAT IS MY WIRNING
one time, there was tdis vido i saw oi youtube. it was a fatman, becoming a disgrac. wearing blue trowser, this obAES man had his maboos flapped in the wind, and his ass was his true hump;. he then does a remix, and befor day, he does the grotch crab. it game me a hert attacl.
==possibne full video==
my friend bi the dut. before he die, he told me of my hump, and it's lonmg thing. in it, the muna hump guy does his routing throa the tintier song, and takes his unwerewear of. IT SO SHOKIN IT NOT SEEN ON YOBUTE
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
TEH FIT COLLAB OF DEATH

CAP'N BAWYER WUZ BEIN' AMAZING WN A SKELETON POOPED OUT!!!1CAPNBAWYER: DI U!CAP'N BAWYER MURDERS TEH SKELETON
==DIA DOS==
TEH NEXT DAY, RAIDEN AND YUKEN TAG-TEAMED THE MAN IN THE SUIT AND R41NB0W D45H AND RAIDEN/YUKEN/R41NB0W D45H DIED! YUKEN WAS SECRETLY AN NCDA MAN SO IT RUSTLED JACKSON MAUDE'S JIMMIES SO HE/CAP'N BAWYER FOUGHT THE MAN IN THE SUIT AND HE/CAP'N BAWYER DIED!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:BATTELS
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
TEH L0LZER GUY

0K 0K 0K... S0, TH1S IS GUNNA BE FUNNY. IT IS!
0NE DAY, TERE WAS THIS GUY WHO WAS A L0LZER. HE WENT TO G0T A J0B. WHEN HE WEN7 T0 GET TEH J0B, HE DIDNT BECUZ HE WUZ 2 FUNNEH. HE WUZ S000 FUNNEH DAT HE MAYDE TEH B0SS DIE. HE WUZ SCARREID DAT HE DEID S0 HE ATE A TAC0. DAT DIDNT D0 NUTING S0 HE TULD HIS PAHRENTZ. TEY DIDNT N0 WAT 2 D0 ETHER S0 TEY HAD A PARTE AND MADE A PINATA. TEH C0PS CAME AND SAW THE B0DY AND STARRTED DANSING AND EETING TAC0S AND HAVING FUN AND LAFFING AL0T. IT WAS FUNY UNTIL THE DED GUY G0T UP AND CRYD. THEY ASK'D HIM "WATS RONG?" AND HE SAID "YOUR FACE"! AND IT REALLY WAS CUZ HE WUZ UGLY. T3H 3ND. 0 YEAH THEN THEY ALL SAWED A NEON CAT AND IT WUZ A P0PTURT AND HE WUZ A RENBOW AND IT WUZ FLIYING AND IT WUZ GRAEY. TEH END. L0L WUZNT TAT FUNY?! I NEW IT WUD B BCUZ IT WUZ AND I LIKKED IT AND IT WUZ COOWL. TEN TEH L0LZER GUY DEID AND HE WIENT TO HEVEN AND EVRY1 WENTED TO WENT TO HEVEN SO TEY DID AND KNOW EVERY1 IS DED AND TEY ARENRT ALIVE ANEMORE. TEH END. LOL. I THOT IT WUZ FUNY BCUZ I SAW'ED A TRULL PASTAS 1CE AND IT WAS FUNY. SO I THOT I CUD MAKE 1.
I CANT.
THE END.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
TEH SPONGEBALLS LOST EPISODE

LOL IT ALL STARTS WEN SPONGEBALLS IS SINGING "THE POOP SONG" WHEN SQUIDWAD TELLS HIM TO SHUT HIS ASS AND TELLS HIM HE IS GOING TO AN ANAL SEX SHOW LATER THAT NIGHT SQUIDWAD TRIED SO HARD TO HAVE ANAL SEX LIKE ALL THE OTHER FLOPPY FISH BITCHES BUT HE FAILED AND EVEN SPONGEBALLS HATED IT SOON AFTER SQUIDWAD GOT BACK TO HIS DICK HOUSE HE STARTED CRYING LIKE A FUCKING BABY AND SOON HIS EYES TURNED TO WUT WAS NIPPLES IN HIS EYES POKING OUT ON HIS HOLES THEN HE TOOK A HUGE GUN AND HE SAID I'M GONNA USE THIS GUN AS A DILDO!! THEN HE SHOVED THE GUN UP HIS ASS AND SOON HE SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FUCKING ASS AS SHIT SPLATTERED THE WALL BEHIND HIM. THE END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:English Class Failure
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
TEH ULTIMATE PASTA

ONCE A YOUNG BOY WAS WITH A FRIEND WHEN THE PHONE RANG THE VOICE SEZ IT WAS FRIENDS FATHER AND SEZ TO MEE HIM IN TEH FOREST THE BOY AGREES THEN HE TELLS FRIEND AND FREND SEZ MY DAD IS DED, THEN WHO WAS PHONE!!! LATER HE GO 2 FOREST TO MEET DAD AND WAIT FOR HOURS WHEN SUDDENLY A SKELETON POPPED OUT, HE RAN SCREAMING AND THEN HE SAW ZALGO ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ZA ~ L G ҉҉ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Z̙̜̝̞̟̠# O҉
AND THEN HE SAW SMILE DOG, AND THEN HE WAS HOME
THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT BOY IS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A GIRL IF YOU ARE A GIRL) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.
AND THEN HE WAS WITNESS TO LA MUERTA BLANCA AND SAID CANDLEJACK AND WAS KIDNAADFO899
WITNE
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Memes
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
TEH VERREH SKERREH DAY

I WAS A GENERIC INTERN AT GENERICPASTAS INC. AND SAW A GENERIC EPISODE OF CAPT. GENERIC BEFORE IT AIRED AND THE TAPE WENT BOOM BOOM SO NO GENERIC EVIDENCE FOR YOU BUT IT WAS GENERICALLY HYPER-REALISTIC AND IT GAWT GENERAL BL0D EVERYWHERE AND THEN A GENERAL SKELETON POPPED OUT
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
TEH VERY SCARY STORY

ONCE UPON A TIME, I WENT TO GET SOME ROOTBEER. BUT WHEN I GOT TO THE KITCHEN, THERE WAS NO MORE ROOTBEER! TEH END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:English Class Failure
Category:One sentence
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:ALL CAPS
TELAMON'S DEAD *Ropasta*

I was playing Roblox on a normal night on a normal day, I was playing a random place called "Sword Fighting" by "ʍ0u31p666" I wondered about his character. It looked like Telamon with bloodshot eyes. Anyway I started playing and some other guys were there, like "L3av3n0w98" and "T3ALM0N1SD3AD1337"
Once again I thought "Cliches cliches." But I then bested "L3av3n0w98" at sword fighting and then the window closed. When I clicked on my profile my character looked like something. He wasn't steve. He was some formation of a distorted roblox and builderman merged together. The site then went hell red the next click and all the games were involved in hell and demons. It even included real pictures of the developers being slaughtered in a hellish way. My eyes might as well have been ripped out of my sockets. When I clicked on "Catalog" Every single item had blood and a message that looked like "ʇǝןɐɯou ıs pǝɐp" But it actually said "TELAMON IS DEAD" And another hat said "ROBLOX IS DEAD." It felt like hell had strucken against roblox. My last words were "Oh my god" then I felt a breath behind me. He whispered in my ear "Now Steve will die" And I felt something sharp in my back. The next time I opened my eyes I was in some sort of psychotic hospital, They said I had a major hallucination involving a game called "Roblox" they said Roblox had a major hack on it that caused this whole accident, And it was against me. I stayed in the hospital for a few weeks and they said I was ready to go. My family removed the computer from my bedroom and got me a new ACER laptop. Then everything was back to normal, Except the hacked roblox domain was "R0BL0X.hel" so thats why
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Roblox
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
TF2 Haunted!

I bought The Orange Box for my XBOX 360, the disk contains Half-Life 2, Portal and TF2 (Of Course), but my favorite game on the disk was TF2, so i popped the disk on my XBOX and started playing TF2, i joined the RED team and i began playing as Demoman, but Demoman always says SEE? when i kill someone (i found it very strange), after being killed, i selected Scout and started to kill many noobs with my Scattergun but everytime i do taunt, scout makes a very weird Face and it scared me the hell out, after that, i heard Kefka's laugh (That Psycho from Final Fantasy), and suddenly many Players was disconnected and i was Left alone in the server and Painis Cupcake popped out from nowhere and Ate Scout's Legs! and hyper-realistic blood came from the screen! then i destoyed my XBOX, burned my Disk and Killed myself! then a Skeleton Popped up!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Vidya games
Category:Suicide
Category:Shortpasta
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:YT Readings
TGI Friday's

So the other week I was at the restaurant "TGI Fridays" for helping my grandma hook up some electrical appliances in her her as well as some other electronics into her new home. She was so excited and happy that the place was more "modern" as she said, she decided to take me out to eat. The only thing about her, is I cannot STAND her. She is so depressed and thinks she is better than everyone, not to mention she is very religious. She CONSTANTLY talks about religion.
But anyway, she nicely takes me to TGI Friday's and we order some special that only that particular TGI served. It was a greenish vegetable, almost looking like a green bean.. just a little more withered. As I go to eat my first bite, I look out the window. I see a Keebles truck (cookie truck), and the motto was
"Uncommonly Seen... Uncommonly Good..."
I look at the mascot next to the motto and see a jolly face... but something different... it seemed as if the face was evil, a dark presence inside of its eyes eating out my soul slowly. I put down the vegetable or whatever it was, and as I did, my grandma looked at me and said "These are deliciously good, I cannot believe you can't find these anywhere else.. are you going to eat one?" I denied and sat there, not eating a single bite. It was all normal except the management staff was staring us down... more me than my grandma. I never forgot one thing since then... we were the only ones there... I would have thought there was a lunch rush going through there but apparently not.
Well 2 weeks later my grandma passed away... from a deadly poison they said was caused by a plant that she digested around 2 weeks ago.
Since that night, I only think of the motto, laying in my bed, before I go to bed, I think:
"Uncommonly Seen... Uncommonly Good..."
and then slowly fall asleep with a smile.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
THAT GHOST MAN DUDE

There was once a man who was quite a cool dude. One day he was sailing across the Seas when a kraken destroyed the boat. He dies by drowning. Therefore he became that ghost man dude.
Ever since that day he has been trying to hunt the kraken as he would hunt late at night. Little did he know that the kraken would party all night. After a long time of searching for the kraken he finally gave up and decided to be a peeping tom as he was invisible anyway. Eventually he got bored so he decided to smoke weed all the time.
After a long time of doing the same crap over and over again that ghost man dude decided he wanted to go and fight some crime. So he walked down the street and saw this guy punching his girlfriend in the face so he went and scared the guy away. The girl exclaimed how she thought that ghost man dude was a total badass and how she wanted to go down on him. Later ghost man dude left her and went home so he could sleep.
A couple of months later after fighting more crime that ghost man dude decided he wanted to search for the kraken in the day. In the first day he found him. He leaped up at the kraken and put two large knives in thr krakens eyes. The kraken died from that. That ghost man dude was happy with what he did but eventually got really bored so decided hang himself and die again. He then came back to life as that ghostier man dude. Since then, not a single fuck was given.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:BATTELS
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
THA PATRIXXX KEELS HAPY APY

I WATCHINM SPUNGBOB AN HAPEY APEY COMS AN EVIL PATROX COMS AN TEY KILL HAPEEY APPEYYY AND PATRIX SAY "TAS NATRL CHIRDEN" AN HE KIEEL SPONGBOBOBOOB AND KILEL EVRYBOSDEY AN IXECSTANE WIT THA GOER FAST AN HE KELL MEEE WITH THA GOER FAST AN KEEL DEMMY WITH THA GOER FEST AN KEEL HAPPY APPY WITH THE GOER FAST AND KELL FORENZIK WITH THE GOER FAST
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
Category:BATTELS
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Category:One sentence
THEERY ADLIBZ

Okay, well you know that show (show name)? Well guess what, it is EVIL! Here is proof:
Once upon a time, there was a (gender) named (character 1) And he had this friend named (character 2) Well guess what, he was captured by this (gender) named (villain of the show). (character 2) was (verb), and (character 1) was traumatized. In order to deal with this (adjective) event, (character 1) went insane and invented a fantasy world where (main premise of show) and all of the other characters were made due to (event)
SEE? IT'S EVIL!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:THERY
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
THEH STORRY OFF SQUIDWARXXXX

UNCCE UPPUN A TUME I WUX TUKING A WULK ANDN EVIL PATRIXXXX AND SONIXXX AND SQUIDWARXXXX CAME AND KEELS ME AND THEN A SKEILECTON POOPED OUT DEN SQUIDWARXXX USED HIS NOSE POWERS CALLED EVIL DELDO ON MAH NOSE AND BLEW UP EVERYTHING DEN THE SKELETON RAN OH SHIT SO SCARY!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
THEN WHO WAS MCDONALDS?

So ur with ur honey and yur ordering food wen the bell rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "can i taek ur odre" U tell ur girl n she say "i dint order anythin". THEN WHO WAS BELL?
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
THEN WHO WAS SHIT?

YOU MAY WANT TO GET A FRESH PAIR OF PANTS READY FOR THIS ONE STORY!
I WENT TO VISIT GRANDMAMA, BUT THERE WAS BAD SMELL.
"THERE IS A BIG SHIT MESS IN MY PANTS, UPCLEAN IN 6.66 SECONDS OR U WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!!!!1"
I CLEANED THE SHIT FOR HOURS WHILE GRADMAMA POURED HER SPECIAL HOMEMADE GRAVY RECIPE DOWN THE BACK OF MY 70S POLYESTER SHIRT AND INTO MY DANGEROUSLY EXPOSED BUTT CRACK. I PASSED OUT BRIEFLY FROM ALL THE CLEANING, WHICH WAS LONG ENOUGH FOR GRANNY TO SNEAK A RAW TURKEY BETWEEN MY BUTTCHEEKS TO COOK FOR 30 MINUTES ON HIGH.
I WOKE UP SEVERAL HOURS LATER TO FIND SHE HAD LEFT WITH MY SPARE PANTS, AND THE TURKEY WAS BEING SERVED FOR CHRIMBUS BREAKFAST... BUT THE TURKEY WAS COVERED IN SHIT. HAAAHAHAHA, CLASSIC GRANDMA!
OH WAIT I DONT HAVE A GRANDMA.
THEN WHO WAS SHIT??????
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Shortpasta
THE ANSWER TO WHO WAS PHONE?

I WAS READING THE "WHO WAS PHONE" (THE SCARIEST STORY I HAVE EVER READ) WHEN MY PHONE RANG... THE PERSON ON THE OTHER END SAID "I WAS PHONE"
I WAS SCARED FOR DAYS BECAUSE MY PARENTS TOLD ME THAT OTHER PEOPLE ON THE PHONE ARE EVIL SO I WENT TO BED THE POLICE CAME AND SAID THEY DID NOT KNOW WHO WAS ON THE PHONE SO IT IS A MYSTERY FOREVER AND THEN THE PHONE CALLED AGAIN AND HE SAID "I AM STILL PHONE"!! THEN I HAD TO GO TO A PHONE FACTORY AND THEY ALL SAID "I AM STILL PHONE" AND I WAS SO SCARED I TRIED TO MAKE THE MAYOR BAN FACTORIES BUT HE SAID "NO WE NEED PHONES" THEN A FEW DAYS LATER I WAS WATCHING THE NEWS WHEN THEY SAID "THE PRESIDENT IS GIVING EVERYONE IN THE WORLD FREE IPHONES" AND I WAS SO SCARED BECAUSE I KNEW HE WOULD BE THERE SO I SOLD MINE TO ANOTHER PERSON. AND I NEVER SAW THEM AGAIN (THE LIVED IN ANOTHER COUNTRY I THINK) BUT THE WOULD HAD LIKE 4 THOUSAND PHONES SO I COULD NOT GET AWAY
FOR DAYS PHONES SAID TO ME "I WAS PHONE" UNTIL I TOLD ONE "NO YOU ARE NOT PHONE"! SO HE SAID "I WILL BE BACK WHEN YOU USE ANOTHER PHONE"... THAT WAS IN 1994. NOW 10 YEARS LATER IN 2015 I STILL HEAR PHONES SAY "I AM STILL PHONE" SO I WILL NEVER USE A PHONE AGAIN AND I WILL NEVER KNOW: WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
THE AUDINO KILLER!(IN THE PASTA I ACCIDENTLY KILL AUDINO’S)

one day i was looking for a audino for a healer i found one and i had no masterballs so i tryed all 3 other ballsno work i weakened it with water gun but the move was to powerful and killed it.i sat there and cryed for 2 seconds i found another one i smiled and jumped up and down i used tackle.too powerful.i found 50 audinos i had no chance to capture them.then…a message apeared saying i will have revnge.i said in real life”audino why wont you let me catch you”"if i dont i wont have em,all”audino pitures appeared and were scary bloody and gory i said”i know you will be only healing but i changed my mind”"ill give you tm overheat i really dont need it for any of my pokemon”"but you will be a respected one”a textbox apeared saying”you can catch me after you lose to me 20 times”i did that and caught a audino. i taught it overheat.it never lost until the elite four.a textbox apeared it said”why did you make me lose?”i simply said”i do not know how the elite four beat your overheat i am very sorry i promise i wont let you lose again”so i beat the game.after destroying the champion with audino a textbox apeared saying “thank you for helping me sweep those last pokemon away”another one said”i will leave myself in fire red”i was happy i played fire red and other pokemon games audino would always be there and sweep the champions pokemon.:)
, 23 January 2013 by david freeman
Category:Shortpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Pokemon