The Embodiment of Hyper-realistic Devil

CHAPTER 1: THE NIGHHTMARE BEGINS
Once upon a time, my friend who is kind of a weeaboo gave me this floppy disk (for you kids this is an old school flash drive) mysteriously labeled "Touhou 6 ~ The Embodiment of Scarlet Devil" because he was really into all sorts of super hard japanese games and thought I would like it since, not to brag, but I'm kind of a pro at games like Dark Souls, so these sorts of games looked pretty easy to me, but when I started up the game... I saw something I won't ever forget... ever... because the woman on the cover had hyper-realistic eyes, and was crying blood... the screen was black except for the menu options and the title: "EoSD: WELCOME TO HELL!", at this point I started to become nauseous and sweaty and uncomfortable and scared and I felt like I was going to throw up, however, I kept playing... I never should have done it...
CHAPER TWO: ITS ALREADY TOO LATE FOR ME
When I pressed the start button on my Sony DualShock PlayStation 2 controller (which was black) I was presented with a choice of character: you could either pick the red lady, or the black lady. The scary woman on the cover was the red lady, so I decided to choose the black lady instead, also it matched my controller which is black. But when I picked the black lady, the screen flashed for a second. I was recording with fraps at the time, so I paused the game before it started and checked... and it was a human skull... At this point I started panicking, but something possessed me to play. It was already... two late for me...
CAPTER 3: THE SCARLET DEVIL ATTACK
When I started up the game, I was met with some very melancholic but catchy music and immediately was assaulted by some blue ladies. They shot a few bullets on me (I selected lunatic mode because I'm really good at dark souls) but it was nothing I couldn't handkle. Tghen all of the sudden, a different black lady popped out and she had hyper-realistic eyes and was bleeding and I heard a voice say "Heeeeeeelp meeeeeeee" and I was literally about to shit myself from how scared I was. Nevertheless, I continued playing the game because I wasn't about to be made no bitch by some little girl weeb game. When I defeated her first pattern, a cut in appeared where the girl seemed to be in agony. There it was: Moonlight Ray. As soon as I saw this name, something possessed me and I knew what I had to do. Was it my natural skill with games (I am very good at Dark Souls)? Was it something darker? I may never know, but something possessed me to move my character up using the directional pad on my controller and place myself inside of the other black lady's head. Big mistake, yo! For you see, when I did this the screen suddenly went black. Then, a lady wearing a pink dress and some bonnet or something idk what you call it popped up with a blood red smile that was like the Jocker (Heath Ledger) and I heard a voice say "Ohohoho don't try to cheat me, for I am the dead princess Flandre Scarlet!" I was so scared that I literally screamed. The Flandre just laughed. Suddenly, the screen stopped being dark and the scary image disappeared, and all the sudden I saw the words "FINAL STAGE: HELL" on screen and I was in a scary red place with a carpet and stuff, and then I saw my opponent was a different vampire with an even scarier red grin like Jeff the Killer, and I screamed, I tried to turn off the game but when I selected the option I just heard laughing. "Ohohoho, leaving so soon?" The scary anime girl with the smile now like smiledog.jpeg scoffed at me. "You shouldn't have safespotted Moonlight Ray the spell card for the midboss of stage 1 Rumia, for I am the younger sister Remilia Scarlet!" I only now noticed her wings, which had little christmas tree lights hanging from them which looked sharp. Then, she flew out of the screen, wing pointy ends pointing towards me. I screamed. Knowing these would be my last moments. Never play Touhou 6...
THE END
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