Unikitty Original Pilot

INTRODUCTION:
Sometime in 2016, Cartoon Network announced a brand new animated series they would start airing next year. They announced the show on their website on the main page under announcements section. The announcement didn't mention the name of the show at all, which they usually say the name of new shows. Me, using my Windows 10 computer at the time seeing the announcement, didn't care about the brand new series yet. All that they said, at this time, was that it will be about one of the characters from The Lego Movie. I didn't think much of this new show Cartoon Network was going to air.
Sometime in January 2017, I found out the new animated show was going to be titled Unikitty, which was a very interesting name. I did some research about the show, and found out it was going to premiere in October. Even at that time, I still didn't know anything yet about this show. All I knew about the show was this premise:
"As the ruler of the Unikingdom, Princess Unikitty has various misadventures in her land with her brother Prince Puppycorn, scientist Dr. Fox, bodyguard Hawkodile, and advisor Richard. They also deal with the threats of Master Frown from the neighboring Frown Town."
Somewhere in October 2017, 4:59 pm. I was watching OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes. The television I used to watch on was a 2017 Samsung TV. I had a camera that was placed on a stand and had it recording. After the credits, the announcer stated that Unikitty is gonna be on. Then, it showed an [Adult Swim] Tonight's Schedule-styled CN pilot card, with the song Ice Cream by Battles.
After that, the Lego logo was shown, it was the Lego Media/Lego Software one, but it stops a few seconds after the Lego logo was formed. Next, the WB Animation logo was shown, from 2015.
THE ORIGINAL PILOT:
Finally, the intro started. For some reason, this was in the style of The Ballad of The Pie War, from Duke and The Great Pie War. This intro had all of the characters, but they had way different designs. They were designed by Aaron Horvath. Here are the 7 main character design details.
Unikitty: Was a little rounder and sweeter, but kept her big, emotive eyes.
Puppycorn: Had a light blue horn with a purple base and fur that was dark purple.
Hawkodile: Had pink shorts and no boxing gloves.
Dr. Fox: Was named Dr. Pig and was a pig.
Richard: Was named Brick at that time.
Master Frown: Was red and had a less expressive face.
Brock: Was like Richard, but larger.
After I saw the characters with different designs, I realized that this was the new show Cartoon Network announced a year prior. It was supposed to be aired on the next day, but I thought it might be an early airing. The book was cyan and it had the Unikitty logo on the front of the cover, and the floor was pink. The book opened and it showed the Frowntown people on the left, with a silhouette of Master Frown, and the Unikingdom citizens on the right, with a silhouette of Unikitty.
Choir: "The Great War began upon the first frown thrown 'tween the Frowntown Empire and the Unikingdom Scone! While the smiles did sail and the frowns fell creamed, rose a family united and a house redeemed!"
The book flips to the next page and showed Unikitty and Brick on a hill, with Dr. Pig on the right and Puppycorn on the left.
Choir: "This is a tale of a princess and the duke, And the advisor-in-law, who's related to the princess, who at the end of the story becomes related to the duke, It's kind of complicated, It happened once upon a time!"
The scene then transitions to Puppycorn on a hill, with the kingdom behind him in the background.
Choir: "Prince, Prince, Puppycorn's a duke, A snappy dresser and an upright pug. Most folks say he's like a handsome young man, who had never got bitten by a single clam."
Then a citizen then appears from the bottom right corner.
Citizen: "He's Hunky!"
The citizen then left the scene and the book then turns to the page with Dr. Pig and Hawkodile.
Choir: "Sweet, Sweet. Dr. Pig sweet. Her eyes are sparkling and her hair is neat. She was named the Scientist of the senior prom, and she lives at the castle with her bodyguard."
Then another citizen appeared from the left.
Another Citizen: "Technically, Hawkodile is also the bodyguard of everyone."
Finally, the book turns to the page of a hill, some bushes and trees on both sides, and the kingdom behind all of them, with a blank-expression Puppycorn, on the ground, and a very happy Unikitty, in the air, with a yellow glow and a Orange-Yellow-Pink rainbow coming out of her head.
Choir: "Love, love, true, true love. The kind most fairy tales are made up of. But we've heard these stories, and if we're correct, True love's a little different than you'd expect!"
When the music is on it's last note, it cuts to black, but the sound didn't stop, until the rest of the last note played, ending the intro.
The episode starts off with Unikingdom, which looks nothing like the final product. The text said the name of the episode:
"Working Together"
The text then disappears and the camera zooms in on the window of the top of the castle, which looks like Unikitty's horn, and Unikitty shows up with the two birds, one on the right and one on the left.
Unikitty: "What a wonderful da-ay-aaaaayyyy!"
Unikitty sounded like Olive Oil from the Popeye Animation Test (I assumed that Tara Strong also voiced Olive Oil in the Popeye Animation Test, because that voice reminded me of her). The scene cuts to the princess entering her room, that looks nothing like the final version. Unikitty then went to the main room, where her friends live. She began to say hi to them.
Unikitty: "Hi Puppycorn! Hi Hawkodile! Hi Dr. Pig! Hi Brick!"
Puppycorn and the others began to speak to her by saying "Hi Unikitty", but their voices are not the ones that we know. In fact, every voice of the characters are different, three of them were voiced by the same people in the actual show. Puppycorn's voice wasn't the rowdy cute voice that we know, instead he had the voice of Yumi Yoshimura, in which Yumi is also voiced by Grey DeLisle. Hawkodile had the voice of Sonic, also voiced by Roger Craig Smith, Dr. Pig had the voice of Velma Dinkley, also voiced by Kate Micucci, and Brick had the voice of the titular character from Constantine, played by Keanu Reeves.
After Unikitty's brother and friends say hi to her, the scene quickly changed to Frowntown, which didn't look like the one from the final product. After 10 seconds, it cuts to Master Frown's house, which didn't look like the one from the actual show either. It fades to Master Frown's living room. Master Frown spoke, but his voice was Scorpion, from the Mortal Kombat franchise.
Master Frown: "Brock, I am going to break some windows and rip up flowers."
Brock began to reply, however his voice was Po from Kung Fu Panda.
Brock: "But Frowny, you might get arrested for doing that."
Master Frown: "Shut your damn mouth, Brock! No one cares you grey bastard!"
Brock: "HEY! Don't call me a grey bastard you FUCKING BITCH!"
I was shocked. Why did Master Frown and Brock Swear? Unikitty is a kids show!
Master Frown: "After 9 months, I shall Destroy Unikitty and Her Friends, and let them taste the FIRES OF HELL!"
After that, it cuts back to Unikingdom. Some text appeared also.
"9 Months Later"
After the text fades away, it cuts to Unikitty and her friends in the living room, sitting on the couch. Dr. Pig is pregnant, with a big belly.
Dr. Pig: "I can't believe that this is my final month of being pregnant with triplets."
Hawkodile: "This would be a great time to turn to the news."
Puppycorn: "Great idea, Hawkodile. Sis, turn on the TV so that we can hear the news."
Unikitty then turned on the TV to hear the news.
News Reporter: "Breaking News! A Doom Lord, named Master Frown, is planning havoc to the city, in 20 minutes, and is also planning to destroy Unikingdom, if his plan A fails. His not-so-Evil sidekick, Brock, does not approve Frown's plan."
Unikitty crew, shocked. (Reference to The Simpsons: Bart's Death)
Unikitty, Puppycorn, Hawkodile, Dr. Pig, and Brick: "OH FUCK!"
I was more shocked. Why did Unikitty, Puppycorn, Hawkodile, Dr. Pig, and Brick swear also? Who thought airing this was a good idea? It cuts to Dr. Pig, decorating the room with green, tree-brown, and pink paint on the walls, a green and pink rug, a green-bronze-pink crib, a white drawer storage compartment, one green drawer, one bronze drawer, and one pink drawer, and an ultrasound of the three babies that was facing away from the camera. Unikitty then entered the room.
Unikitty: "Dr. Pig. Master Frown is about to do bad crimes in the kingdom. Can you please help me out?"
Dr. Pig: "Unikitty, my hands are full, because I am decorating this room for the triplets. I don't have time for you right now."
Unikitty! "But you are always like that."
Dr. Pig: "That's the point. I apologize for being the one to break it to you"
Unikitty then leaves. It then cuts to Hawkodile in his training area, which doesn't look like the one from the finished product and it's next to the waterfall, which came out of Unikitty's Castle's mouth, just like the actual show. Hawkodile is practicing for a battle, by throwing stuff at, stomping on, slapping, punching, kicking, and kneeing the punching back. Unikitty then visits the training area.
Unikitty: "Hawkodile, Master Frown is about to do bad crimes in the kingdom and our friend, Dr. Pig, is decorating a room for the triplets. Can you please help me out?"
Hawkodile: "Princess, that is some type of battle that seems too small for me to participate. If there is a bigger battle than that, I'll do it."
Unikitty then leaves again. It cuts to Brick, on a hill, with two mountains behind it. Unikitty then enters the scene.
Unikitty: "Brick, Master Frown is about to do bad crimes in the kingdom and our two friends have their own plans. Dr. Pig is decorating a room for the triplets and Hawkodile is practicing for a bigger battle. Can you please help me out?"
Brick: "Please stop, Princess. I don't want to help you out right now."
Unikitty: "Oh, come on, Brick! This is very important!"
Brick: "Unikitty, I have chores to do. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to clean the castle."
Brick then leaves to clean the castle. Unikitty then leaves for the third time.
It cuts to a hill, with some bushes and trees on both sides, and the kingdom behind all of the them, with Puppycorn, happy, and Unikitty, sad.
Puppycorn: "Hey sister. What seems to be the problem?"
Unikitty: "Little Bro, this is getting way out of hand. Master Frown is about to do bad crimes in the kingdom and our friends have their own plans. Dr. Pig is decorating a room for the triplets, Hawkodile is practicing for a bigger battle, and Brick is cleaning the castle."
Puppycorn then went to a blank expression.
Puppycorn: "Oh man. I am so sorry that our friends are busy doing other stuff. I wish there was some way we can send Master Frown and Brock back to where they belong."
Unikitty then realized something. She then got happy and sang to her brother.
Unikitty (singing voice) "Have no fear! I have an..."
Unikitty then jumped up in the air, with a yellow glow and a Orange-Yellow-Pink rainbow coming out of her head (remember that from before?).
Unikitty (singing voice): "IIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Unikitty then landed, stopped singing, and the glow and rainbow disappeared.
Unikitty (normal voice): "So, we go hide in a bush and wait until Master Frown begins to screw up with something. Once the time has come, you say "now" and I will fight back Master Frown, so that he will retreat back to Frowntown."
Puppycorn then got happy.
Puppycorn: "OH BOY! Great idea, sis!"
It then cuts to a flower field in the Unikingdom. Feebee was smelling the flowers. However, Master Frown appeared out of nowhere and pulled out a shotgun.
Master Frown: "Give me your pedals and I won't kill you."
Feebee: "Piss off!"
Master Frown: "YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU *redacted*"
My jaw dropped to the floor and I picked it back up, but didn't gasp. Why did Master Frown become racist? (AoStH Sonic: That's no good!) Master Frown then shoots Feebee in the skull, faster than you can say "The 2019 Cats film ended in a HUGE DISASTER", killing her. She begins to bleed realistic blood. And you know that I am talking about the hyper kind. It immediately cuts to Feebee in the afterlife, climbing the staircase to Heaven. BUT THEN, she accidentally trips and, in a similar fashion to the Simpsons Creepypasta, Bart's Death, falls down the staircase and into Hell.
It then cuts back to the Unikingdom.
Puppycorn: "Now!"
Unikitty then jumped out of the bush, snatched the shotgun out of Master Frown's hand, and shot his right arm, faster than you can say "The New Warner Brothers logo is a HUGE DISGRACE to the golden Warner Brothers logo". Then, Master Frown and Brock retreated back to Frowntown. Puppycorn then jumped out of a bush and jumps happily.
Puppycorn: "Yay! We did it!"
Suddenly, it cuts to Feebee's funeral. All of the other citizens were here, even the Unikitty crew, Master Frown, and Brock. After closing the coffin, they lower it down into the ground and buried it.
The citizens, Unikitty crew, and Brock: "We're going to miss you, Feebee. See you in Heaven."
The citizens, Unikitty crew, and Brock all begin to cry. Their cries are not the usual, fake, cartoon crying that you usually hear on TV and Movies. It is actual, real, human crying. The crying went on for a minute. However, Master Frown got up and started to yell at the top of his lungs.
Master Frown: "NO! What you all said was NOT true! You are ALL WRONG! I am the reason why we are all here! I shot her in the skull, killing her! She deserves to DIE! I DOOMED her to ETERNAL DAMNATION in HELL!"
Rest of the funeral attenders, shocked. (A 3rd Reference to The Simpsons: Bart's Death) It cuts back to Master Frown's house, with Master Frown devising a new plan.
Master Frown: "So here's plan B: I kill Unikitty and her Friends, then destroy Unikingdom."
Brock: "Master Frown, I am not sure about this. It's so illegal, big time."
Master Frown: "What did I say?"
Brock: "Never mind."
Master Frown: "I WILL Destroy Unikitty and Her Friends, and WILL make them taste the HELL-FIRES!"
It cuts to the main hall, with Dr. Pig. Some text appeared also.
"3 Hours Later"
Then the text fades away.
Dr. Pig: "My water is going to break any moment now."
Master Frown and Brock then show up and the Doom Lord takes out a knife (Woman: NO!).
Master Frown: "This time, my plan won't fail!"
Dr. Pig: "Don't kill me! This is my 9th month of being pregnant with triplets! Wait until I give birth to them!"
Master Frown: "No one cares, you pink pregnant pig skank!"
Brock: "Master Frown, don't call her a skank!"
Master Frown: "Shut your mouth, you grey skank!"
Brock: "Don't call me a skank either!"
Master Frown: "You know what? I am gonna kill her!"
Brock: "You better not!"
It was too late. Master Frown then stabs Dr. Pig, with blood drooling out of her mouth, as she falls down dead. Hawkodile then bursts into the room. (Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!)
Hawkodile: "Master Frown, why are you in-"
But then he got shocked to see the Doom Lord over Dr. Pig's dead body.
Hawkodile: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY PREGNANT WIFE?!"
Brock: "Master Frown is killing her body and I tried to stop him."
At least Brock is not lying. Then, Master Frown then pulls out a Desert Eagle. Hawkodile tries to block the bullets, but they shot through his hands and into his head and chest, killing him. Blood began to spout out of him, faster than you can say "Dennis, AKA HHR, forgot to mention that Family Guy: Death of Grandmother is a ripoff of Arthur: Death of Grandma".
Brock: "Why did you kill Hawkodile also?"
Master Frown: "He deserved it!"
Puppycorn then enters the room.
Puppycorn: "Hawkodile doesn't deserve it!"
Brock: "Exactly! Let's get Master Frown!"
The prince and tombstone began to kick, scream, claw at Frown, and bite two pieces off of the Doom Lord, but Master Frown stabs both Brock and Puppycorn in the hearts, killing them. Brick then enters the room.
Brick: "Stop your murder spree, you psychopath!"
Master Frown: "Snitches get stitches, you bastard!"
The Doom Lord then pulls out an AK-47 and shoots the grey brick, killing him, with blood spraying all over the corpses of Hawkodile, Dr. Pig, Brock, and Puppycorn.
It cuts to Unikitty running up the stairs. She then noticed that most of the top of the castle (that looks like Unikitty's horn) is wrecked. The Unicorn-Cat hybrid finds Master Frown, with a blanket covering over something.
Unikitty: "Stop right there, Master Frown! You have treated the citizens badly, caused a mess in every building, and created a fire around the castle! Also, where are my friends?"
Master Frown: "Your friends deserve to die."
Master Frown then removes the blanket and shows the dead bodies of Unikitty's friends and Brock. The Princess then freaks out realistically. 
Master Frown: "Now, you will smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit!"
She then unleashed total rage and went into anger mode. The furious Unicorn-Cat Hybrid grabbed the Doom Lord by the neck, staring at him with an evil glare. Frown is scared.
Master Frown: "Buddy, why could you do this?"
Unikitty: "I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BUDDY!"
The angry princess then throws the Doom Lord into the Orange-Yellow fog. It cuts to Frown falling until he splats on the ground, with real blood coming out of his body. It then cuts to Unikitty, now in her normal form, looking at the spot where the corpses of her friends, but the bodies are not found. She then flew to the bottom outside of the castle, but realized that the body of Master Frown was not there either, except for a blood trail. She landed on the ground, followed the trail, inside the castle, and found the mangled bodies of her brother, her bodyguard, her pregnant scientist friend, her advisor, her enemy, and the tombstone. Unikitty, once again, realistically freaks out. She then started to cry realistically and went to the kitchen table and wrote a letter.
"To whoever finds this note,
There is EVERYTHING that I have EVER LOVED!
-Unikitty, former ruler of Unikingdom"
After she is done writing, she heard some crying. She then followed the sounds, which lead to the corpses of her friends and her enemy. She saw 3 umbilical cords that came from Dr. Pig's va-jay-jay, weighing her pants down. Unikitty started to turn blue.
Unikitty: "Don't tell me that Dr. Pig had babies."
Unikitty then walked closer, as she began to cry, without sobbing. To her surprise, when she took off Dr. Pig's pants...
Unikitty: "No... it can't be!"
...there were 3 hawk-croc-pig babies on the other end of the umbilical cords. Unikitty then realized that the 1st baby with the most hawk was a girl, the 2nd baby with the most croc was a boy, and the 3rd baby with the most pig was a girl. The princess then saw a picture of Dr. Pig and Hawkodile. She then picked it up and realized that the scientist and bodyguard are husband and wife. Unikitty cries more and ran off screen. It then cuts to the unicorn-cat hybrid putting name tags on each chest of each baby. The babies were called Hawklette, Crocko, and Piglet. Unikitty then cried even more. She grabbed a camera and took a picture of the three babies. She didn't stop crying, until she finds a knife that Master Frown used. She grabbed the knife, looked at the ceiling, cried the most, and yelled her final words at the top of her lungs.
Unikitty: "There is EVERYTHING that I have EVER LOVED!"
She then slit her own throat open, which blood began to spray onto Hawklette, Crocko, and Piglet, drops Frown's knife, which stabbed Frown, who is already dead, had her colors go back to normal, and collapsed on her friends, dead. This was the last time everyone saw Unikitty, her friends, and her enemy, along with the hawk-croc-pig triplets. Then the screen cuts to black and then showed a futuristic Unikingdom. Some text appeared also.
"15 Years Later"
The text then faded away and showed older versions of the citizens of Unikingdom finding Hawkodile's training area and a cracked and ruined castle of Unikitty. They went inside the castle and found a note from Unikitty, saying that there is everything she had ever loved, and pictures of Unikitty and her friends, Master Frown, Brock, Hawkodile and Dr. Pig getting married, the hawk-croc-pig babies, and everyone on the show. The citizens also found an ultrasound picture of the now-deceased hawk-croc-pig babies. However, the one moment that scared the older citizens the most is the guts-filled skeletons of the prince, the bodyguard, the scientist, the babies that belong to the bodyguard and the scientist, the advisor, the Doom Lord, the tombstone, and a Unicorn-Cat hybrid that was curled around all them. The citizens began to weep. It went on for a another minute (how original), before cutting to black. Finally, the credits showed up. The music had the credits music from Duke and The Great Pie War. It had some voice actors that didn't voice the characters in the final product, like Keanu Reeves as Brick, Patrick Seitz as Master Frown, and Jack Black as Brock. After the credits ended, the music stopped and the screen cut to black. There was white text on a black background.
"There is everything we have ever loved."
After that, it cuts to the LEGO and Warner Bros. Animation logos again. But this time, they were horrifying. The LEGO logo was in 3 colors, Red, Maroon, and Black. Also, the Warner Bros. Animation logo was in 2 colors, Red and Black, the WB shield had WD, and the text says, "Warner Death Animation." Then it cuts to the test pattern.
CN apologized by showing a black screen with white text.
"What was shown on television tonight was never meant to be aired. We are not sure how it made it to air in the first place. We are currently investigating into the matter."
Regular programming started up again, beginning the intro of We Bare Bears. I looked at my clock, 5:00 pm. I realized my camera was still recording and stopped the camera. I plugged it into my laptop, placed the recording on a USB flash drive, put the USB flash drive in a small bag, and placed it on my shelf. The next day, before the time that Spooooooooky Game aired, I found a website reporting an apparent hijacking that had happened on Cartoon Network the previous night. The same hijacker, who put a supposed "pilot reel" of SpongeBob SquarePants on Fox, has now hijacked Cartoon Network and put the Unikitty pilot on that channel. And that hijacker is Steve Hughson. I'm still confused about the hijacking to this day.
AFTERMATH:
3 years, 7 months, and 17 days later, after Unikitty aired it's first episode, or 9 months and 17 days later, after Unikitty aired it's last episode, I still have the USB flash drive containing the pilot. I'm not sure what to do with it. I also never knew that the pilot would be inspired by the Veggietales episode, Duke and The Great Pie War, and the 1831 Victor Hugo novel, The Hunchback of Notre-Dame (Notre-Dame de Paris). Then I realized that I can share the pilot to the rest of the world. I plugged the USB into my laptop, made a file on Mediafire, and uploaded a video saying that the pilot has aired on October 26th, 2017 and that the download link to the Unikitty pilot is in the description.
A few weeks later, I checked on the video and realized that there are so many views and it got a lot of likes and only a few dislikes. There were comments on the video too.
"That pilot creeped me out too much!"
"It gave me nightmares for months!"
"OMG! That is so scary! I'm never watching Unikitty for a few days!"
"Congratulations, you ruined my memories of Unikitty. Now I have to rewatch the series in order to put my Unikitty memories back together again."
"OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-!"
"Oh my. Whoever made this is such a tease."
"I'd say that is one fucked up pilot."
There was one comment that caught my eyes. It was a comment from WB Animation.
2 days later, I got an email from Hughson and Bowers. I opened it.
That email was threatening me and everyone else.
Me: "WHAT THE F-?!"
I was immediately cut off by a door bell ringing. I walked normally to the door and opened it up. No one was there. I looked down and there was a Unikitty Season 0 DVD.
To Be Continued on Unikitty Season 0. Oh, and wait, I almost forgot, there is everything Unikitty has ever loved.
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