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Lolmarysues

This....THIS: http://www.springhole.net/quizzes/marysue.htm
This is so like, "HURR HURR, I CAN SEE MY TOTAL SCORE AT THE BOTTOM WHILE I MARK UP THIS SHIT! I WILL SHOW THEM!"
HURR HURR, THIS TEST IS A MARY SUE. It is full of shit and lulz. It is craplicious and morticious. FUCK. Whoever wrote this shit should be SHOT...they can't even program a webpage right! LULZ
Much less the fact that, unlike you Mariana, I fucking know HOW to write a goddamn story. I've been doing them for years! I could totally outwrite you...but why give you my ORIGINAL character ideas...I guarantee they'd blow yours out of the water.
A good story "connects" with readers. It's like a CLIQUE. You read it, you like it, you share it. Back in the day, a good story was what was read upon with the reviewers of literation, but nowadays...it's according to popularity. The revisions and such are still valid when writing; you still need to make it literal in most cases, depending on your target audience. That which, I am very afraid little Miss Sue here does not fucking understand the concept of, because she just aimlessly writes for no fucking reason. I can tell...you write a multitude of shitty stories per fucking day, without planning, or a concept...do you brainstorm ideas?
That Mary Sue test is a PUTZ. I can tell you that a good story brings light to ALL characters. You have your evil and your good characters. Both get into it with each other. With me so far? GOOD. But to make your good guy or your bad guy survive every single fight, it makes it MARY SUE. In fact, to me, anyone that gets out of every single fight unscarred by something is fucking ridiculous. I am going to beat up my good guy, but I am going to get him a resolution to get back at whomever. Or maybe be better than that, and fucking make him realize that he is much better by showing others that he isn't like who he is fighting. He is uncontrolled, he used to be a human, he is something he cannot control. You tell me that that is MARY SUE, moron. Within the writing world, there are LOADS of possibilities.
That fucking MARY SUE test DOESN'T list all of those possibilities. IT CAN'T. Sorry to disappoint you, but your characters are all a bunch of cheap knock-offs that would make all of your celebrity names you use on them LTAO at YOU. They wouldn't be impressed...they would think that it was just CUTE, but they would ignore you should you try to press this in their faces or consider you are a STALKER. You are a lie, a bad writer, a FAKE.  MY GOD...you write a story so original that the creature is a "weregrinch"...the Grinch creature already existed and you are borrowing it's existence. The were creatures already existed. And you say you are NOT a fucking MARY SUE? PFFFFTTTTTT.....
DON'T. MAKE. ME. LAUGH...
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Lonely

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Where am I?
I don't know who I am. What I am. Fuck, I don't know anything about this place.
There's a few weird creatures next to me in some sort of tube. I try communicating with one.
"Hello?"
Tle.
What does that mean? I don't know. I feel... lonely.
I take notice of my surroundings. There's some ... humans typing at a... computer.
My brain feels like someone shocked it to life. Those things next to me, they're.. Poka... no... Parke... not that... Pokémon! That's it. I can feel more information...
I'm in a lab. One of the humans are walking towards me.
"Hello, Mewtwo."
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Long Leg Larry

Long leg Larry climbs up to people's windows and sticks his tongue out and goes "pbbbt" then breaks the windows and takes wayyy too many polaroid pictures.
Like, so many polaroids. Jesus Christ.
Then he leaves and you get the polaroid pictures a few weeks later but man oh man they are just blurry.
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Long lost carnivore

The long lost carnivore is just a myth but I’ve seen him before, here let’s start from the beginning.
it was 1996 I was only seven at the time. News was spreading about some carnivore who broke out of a asylum. I was scared I always slept in my parents bedroom. But one night at 11:45 AM I SWORE I heard a voice saying my name. After that I begged my parents to move out the state into Texas or Colorado I was living in California at the time by the way. But anyways I woke up in the middle of the night one day 5o grab a glass of water, but when I entered the kitchen I SWORE I SAW A PAIR OF EYES STARING AT ME. I dashed to my room and locked my door and closed the curtains, I couldn’t sleep after that.
The next year in 1967 News about this man went wildfire around the state and the government said that they would protect the streets 24/7. I was relived but I still thought the carnivore was in my house with me. 
Time skip to 1975 I graduated high school and I packed up the news had stopped out the carnivore man luckily, I decided to go in the attic to get some old stuff from my childhood. I was in there for at least 5 minutes once I was leaving I saw him THE CARNIVORE MAN IN MY ATTIC. I slammed the attic door SHUT I said to myself “What the fuck” I left that house and never came back till 1980 I went to visit my parents and I went to the attic I saw millions of dead bodies without the flesh then I saw the fatass himself I screamed 
“WHAT DO YOU WANT?!” No answer he just looked at me I closed the attic door and before I closed it I saw him running towards the door.
I promised myself to NEVER go back in the attic and for him to be long forgotten so I told my parents to move out the house which they did. I don’t know where the man is now or if he’s dead yet I still want to know his name.
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Look Before You Sit

It's common practice, almost second nature. There might be something gross on the seat, or perhaps the last person to use it didn't remember to flush. Whatever the case, we all know to look before we sit, and everybody does it.
Everybody, it seems, except you. Now please hurry up; I'm finding it difficult supporting your weight.
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Look Into the Mirror

A mirror is an object that can show us: what do we look like, what our characteristics are, and lastly what have we become. It is a mystery how a mirror can do this.
The question is not these, it is what do you see. Most people can see light, joy, and pleasure in their lives, other people see money, fame, and power, while a small group of people, can see death, hatred, and darkness in their lives.
You cannot escape death no matter hard you try. All light, joy pleasure and any worldly things will vanish if you die, to be replaced by death, hatred, and darkness. It is better to think of yourself as dead than think of yourself in a place full of joy knowing that place will just fade away.
Many people take death as an option, is it really an option, or it is just written in your fate? Many people think that death is just a way to escape from their problems, the truth is it is not. Death is here in this world. It is not an escape, it is an inevitable fate .
You may ask why is it inevitable? Or why is it not an escape? Well, death is a rabid animal being fed by hatred, sadness, loneliness, and many other emotions, you may think even the happy emotions? Yes, even that.
Yes, sad emotions fill death more than happy ones. But death also eat happy emotions, can't you see that? Of course, no, but to wake you up here's an example: You are living a happy life not knowing death is currently eating, fulfilling its hunger in your emotions, then alas it is full, what happens next? You die a painful, horrifying death, by sickness, accident, or old age. You may see death acting on these examples. You can have sickness or get into an accident by playing, enjoying, and having "fun". Old age is caused by living a long life which is caused by happiness to be with loved ones or enjoying one's life. You may also ask what about sad emotions don't they bring death? Yes, they bring death, but in a quick, painless way.
When death is eating there surely is someone feeding it. When death is eating sad emotions, there is no doubt Depression is feeding it, while when it eats happy emotions what is feeding it? Tiredness is surely feeding it. Being tired of too much playing, drinking, and partying leads to death right? These two feeding death can be referred to as "Little monsters in your Little Mind".
Depression, what is depression to be exact? It is the tear behind your smile, the pain behind your laugh, the fear behind your brave stance. It is called many names, but one fits it: Pain. While tiredness is just being tired of life, depression is deeper. This is enough for now. Here's the last advice: Look into the mirror and tell me what you see.
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Looney Tunes: Daffy's Final Outburst

I was working at Warner Brothers. I discovered a tape that was dated March 15, 1965. I liked working at the ol' WB, so I didn't touch it until it was 10 days before my retirement.
The tape said Looney Tunes: Daffy's Final Outburst. The 2019 WB shield zooms in on the rings, and then it fades to Daffy's head. It was mostly normal because most cartoons
that Daffy appeared in had that. But, Daffy's left eye was black like he was winking or something shot it out. I was like, What the hell? The cartoon started and it said Daffy's Death for a split second, it then changed to Daffy's Final Outburst. I was suspicous because I thought that was foreshadowing something.
It started with Daffy and Bugs walking down the sidewalk together. Daffy then hit his foot on a fire hydrant. He screamed and held his foot while hopping. But, his foot started to bruise very grusesomely.
Bugs Bunny said, Doc, maybe you should watch where you are going.
Daffy then turned his head towards Bugs and said, "Maybe if the city workin' fuckers watched where they put their shit!"
I was honestly suprised because the main demographic for Looney Tunes was to make children laugh, not learn cursing.
Daffy then punched Bugs in the face so hard that blood came out of his right eye. Bugs then kicked Daffy in the crotch. They started to fight, like REALLY FIGHT. Not like dropping an anvil on the head or turning the head 360 fucking degrees. Looney Tunes characters like Porky, Slyvester, and Foghorn Leghorn tried to break up the fight until the cops arrived. Daffy was then arrested for attemped murder and sentenced to death. Daffy then tried to escape the court room until the cops shot and tazed him. He then woke up in the electric chair, his last meal was grilled cheese. Every single Looney Tunes characters were there and they were all grinning a shit eating grin. Even the old 1930's characters were there like Bosko and others (Mickey Mouse even made a cameo, he was grinning the devil's grin too) Daffy then started the cry as the other LT characters were chanting "Cook the Duck" Daffy said "No, you can't!" Bosko then walked in and said "You were a spoiled brat to our crew, I wish the hunting people killed you years ago, you fricasseeing duck-a-suck!" Then the officer pulled the lever to electricity level 80 as Daffy was twitching violently as i can see burn marks on him. Daffy's eyeballs then popped out and their sockets were bleeding gruesomely. He was then electrified in the chair and then died. The cartoon then ended with a white backround and with text saying, SAMPLE END CARD. As if they didn't have enough time to develop an end card for this cartoon. It was then followed by the 2021 closing Warner Bros. logo, with "THE END" above.
I was freaked out and quit my job before my retiring time. Too bad I missed out on my retirement party.
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Looney Tunes: Welcome To Hell

I'm a total Looney Tunes fan, much like everyone else, I like Looney Tunes So much, My life was so terrible back then...i was trying to do the animation scene when fudd kills himself with the gun but i got fired for being suicidal, my life was sad. But one day, i decided to go to my local walmart to buy the dvd of looney tunes. thethey said "thank you for purchasing the dvd of looney tun- wait....what the heck is this dvd cover looking like that?" said the employee.
I replied "i don't know, but someone made the dvd cover that it looks like bugs bunny dead with blood on it."
the employee screams "wait!" and he said "did you forgot your money to buy this dvd?".
I said strangely "Uh...yeah...i got some money for it."
the employee said "ah, ok. here's your dvd."
"thanks!' i said nicely.
I excitedly put the dvd into my computer.
when i booted up the dvd, daffy duck head was here but without eyes and his mouth, and there was blood in this background. and the background noise was some screams and stabbing noises for 24 seconds, i was afraid for the scene. but the intro finally showed up! i was like "okay, that was scary." after i saw daffy duck head without his eyes and mouth with blood background. and the WB shield looks like it was drawn by some 5 year old kid or something, but whatever... and text "looney tunes" it's replaced with "Looney Hell". odd... it showed the title card saying "Welcome To Hell." with dead bodies of daffy duck, bugs bunny, and other looney tunes characters in the background. The episode started with Bugs Bunny coming out of the hole depressed, and he left out the sigh and he said "i hate my life... i don't know why..." he walks to the forest for 1 minutes until he sees daffy duck but his feathers are gone like the roasted chicken, and daffy duck said "bugs bunny, what the hell are you doing?" he said angerily, bugs bunny repiled to daffy duck "i don't want you. you duck face. i...i..." when he said after that, he was crying while putting his gun that looks like AK-47, he said "but i will kill you with my gun!" daffy duck ran and ran while bugs bunny was grabbing the gun to shoot daffy duck. for 10 seconds, while daffy duck was running away from forest, and then he shooted daffy duck's head, and he was dead and there was blood on his body after he got shooted by daffy duck, and bugs bunny was crying for 10 seconds, until he said "what have i done? i killed daffy duck, and elmer fudd too! it was my fault! just my fault!" while he was crying, and he shooted to his head and he was dead. and i was scared of this episode. but it cut to the black screen with the text saying "suicide is your life...". i will never watch that looney tunes dvd again and then i throw the dvd to the trash, let me warn you that if you see this dvd on your local walmart, don't buy it!
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Lord Of The Farts

Long years ago, about a week, lived in New York city weird creatures. They called themselves Fartoenes. Fartoenes had big butt, that could make farts that we in this times can't. They didn't even have body, all they had was legs, arms and head on back of theyir big butt. In theyr butt was warm hair, that saved them from cold weathers. Fartoenes were powerful, some could fart even a house miles away. The story about one Fartoene, named Foodo. He was adopted by Boobo. Foodo was friends with Gangalf, a powerful wizard. Gangalf wasn't Fartoene, he was just a homeless human. Thought he isn't Fartoene, he loves fartworks very much. Every christmas he comes to Fartoene city, and farts fartworks. The music is beatiful, but he isn't a Fartoene, so it can't kill anyone. Once a Fartoene kid farted, and it killed its dad and mom. The Fartoene kid was Foodo. He is still sad about this, but he farts when hes sad very much. Foodo loved food very much, and Boobo- ... Er.... You know...
Once, when Boobo was turning 2 years(old), there was a big party. Foodo was only 2 months old(adult). All Fartoenes had big disco. They also invited Honey Boo Boo and her mom. The singer was Justin Bieber, so every Fartoenes died. Only Fartoenes that were remaining were Foodo and Boobo. Boobo, then dissappeared. He had a magic shit, when he will give the shit into his butt, he will be invisible. Foodo was looking where his father is. Then One Direction came, and killed Honey Boo Boo and her mom. Foodo then eated Honey Boo Boo because he loved honey. He then maked ear-piercing fart, that killed Justin and One Direction. Later, as Foodo found out, Gangalf wanted something from him. Gangalf gave Foodo the magic shit. Gangalf sayid "Foodo, do you see anything writed on this shit?". Food sayd "Yeah... Made in China". Gangalf then screamed "NOT THIS ONE! THE OTHER TEXT!!". "Erm... Made by Justin Bieber." Gangalf smiled " Do you know what this shit can do?" "No..." Replyed Foodo. "When you out it in your butt, you become invisible. But use it wisely! It can make from your brain little shit." Foodo then was going to adventure with Shitin' and Jam. They were going into peaceful forest. Later they found Lego. Lego was Shitelf. Shitelves are known for excellent shits. Shitelves have big ears like rabbit, and also have rabbit teeth. Shitelves had long hair, and always weared makeup. There were no Shitelf male in the world. Every shitelf had giant breasts and giant butt. Lego was one of the sexyer shitelves. Foodo, Jam and Shitin' liked when Lego was going first, because of her giant butt. They were looking on her butt that much, that it hipnotized them. When they were out of that forest, they saw Uglyiurm. Uglyiurm was ugly. They killed Uglyirurm using theyr fart.
After 10000 years, they found tower of Moron. At top of tower of Moron was Shitsaurus's eye. It was ugly. Foodo, Jam , Shitin' and Lego farted all at once. Then the world ended. It was year 2012, and I don't care that now is year 2014.
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Lordbadrang.avi

When the first editions of a TV series based on the Redwall books were released, there was nothing wrong about them. They were perfect. But when Martin the Warrior was released on DVD, hundreds of people supposedly committed suicide due to a deleted scene which came along with the episodes.
The deleted scene, strangely, had no name. It started off weird right from the start. It was just an image of the main villain of the story, Lord Badrang, staring at the audience, with no expression at all. Then, very slowly, Badrang's blank face slowly turned into a frown, his eyes becoming angry and his brows lowering. He stayed like this for five seconds, before his angry look slowly merged into a smirk. A hideous smile began to curl upwards on either side of the stoat's face. He then made a demonic scream, and pictures of dead weasels, stoats, ferrets etc flashed by quickly.
Everything went black for half a minute, and then. the sound of someone sobbing could be heard. The screen slowly lit up again, and showed Badrang standing against a wall, clutching his head, sobbing uncontrollably. Strangely, there were no tears running down his cheeks. His sobbing started to sound like laughter. Badrang began twitching around like a mad dog, and the camera began jerking from side to side. The animation began to decay, and you could barely see anything. The sound was like a terrible mixture of crying, screaming and laughing.
Suddenly, the animation went back into focus. Then, there was a yell and a knife went flying through the air...and stabbed Badrang in the stomach. Realistic looking blood sprayed everywhere, and Badrang collapsed on the floor, his blood staining his fur. The camera zoomed slowly in on his head, showing his glassy, bloodshot eyes, already becoming cloudy. His mouth was wide open, his tongue hanging out. It was only now that the stoat had tears running down his cheeks. A piece of German text which roughly said, "Sweet dreams are made of this" appeared on the screen, before it cut to black and the clip ended.
Nelvana denied ever making that scene (which has been dubbed Lordbadrang.avi) or having anything to do with it when questioned, but the disturbing video still exists...in the vault. It has been permanently locked away so that no more lives will be taken. That's why you can't find it on the DVD any more; the risk of death is just too great.
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Losing my Virginity to a Water Slide

So do you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? If not, look them up on YouTube, there's nothing like them.
Ah yes, the sweet memories of my first time on one of these. I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem.
At the time my girlfriend, now Fiancée, worked as a photographer for one of those resorts with the indoor and outdoor water parks. One of her perks was that her and a family member/friend could get into the waterpark for free, so one hot summer day she had off and we both decided it'd be fun to go there and cool down for the day.
While we were there, I discovered one of there most "Thrilling" looking waterslides. Basically you stand in this tube, and then the slide operator presses a button and this slide drops you straight down a good 90 FEET, before you actually start going down the water slide. Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. So I made the great climb up to the top of the slide, stood in line, and finally it was my turn. Once I got in the tube, the operator told me to keep my legs crossed. Now I'm a pretty big heavy guy, so I was like "That's uncomfortable as fuck, I'm not doing that". So there I was standing in the tube, having a panic attack from anticipation, with my legs not crossed. The operator finally presses the button, the bottom opens and I fall straight down the water slide. Very quickly I realized why they have you cross your legs. Water shot so far up my ass, so fast, I swear I tasted it in my mouth. My body raced down that slide, as I questioned every life choice that I have ever made.
Once I made it to the bottom, I sat there for a moment, absolutely violated. I felt like someone in an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I built up the courage to finally stand up, and all I could feel was the nice warm stream of water mixed with shit, and maybe a little bit of blood shoot out of my ass faster than the Steamboat Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of shitty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my asshole clean after that!
Moral of the story: Keep your damn legs crossed on waterslides.
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