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The misadventures of a normal man

Once upon a time, there was a man.
A rather well-mannered man.
His name was Steve.
Steve was a animator who did several commercials in the past, along with some other animators.
He was recently retired after working on a final project, a long movie.
He was relaxing in his small house, out of the middle of a neighborhood..
When all of the sudden, he receives a package in his mailbox with a note from the anonymous sender.
The letter said "I am the mighty man of all mans. Don't open the film canister.", in rather crude handwriting.
Disregarding the warning, Steve crumbled up the letter and threw it in the trash.
He then opens the film canister, which contained a film stock.
He then analyzes it, in which the contents were a story about a man who had several cases of bad luck and misfortune.
Suddenly, the film then crumbles in his hands, as he looks in confusion.
And then, the now-dust "film" then vanishes in front of his eyes.
Thinking it was all a dream, he then promptly forgets the event.
A few days later, Steve then walks outside his house to shop.
A man who has a large amount of potatoes then proceeds to attack him, by throwing said potatoes at him and his face.
"What are you doing?" said Steve.
"CLEANING YOU OF YOUR EVIL ENERGY" said the madman with the potatoes.
Eventually, Steve runs as the mad man chases him, until the man trips on a rock and falls into a convenient hole.
Steve then looks down to the hole, in which all he can see is pitch black darkness.
He sighs, and goes into the store.
As Steve shops, people then glare at him for seemingly no reason, while he picks up vegetables, water, etc.
He then buys his amass of food, and goes home.
During night, Steve then notices several animals watching him at night.
He is somewhat unnerved at this event, but mainly shrugs it off.
Then, the day after he decides to mess around in a online chat, in which his friends are randomly angry at him, for no reason.
Steve then realizes that the film was actually a cursed one, and that by not heeding the warning, he screwed himself over.
After that, he then finds the note, only for it to say "YOU DIDN'T LISTEN" instead.
Suddenly, Steve's pencils then come alive, and begin to attack him.
Steve struggles to fight back, and is injured by the pencils stabbing him.
One even stabbed his eye.
After that, Steve then slowly turns into a bald, morbidly obese man with a large white beard, as he's now the successor of The Mighty Man of All Mans.
He then rummages for potatoes in his house, and the man formerly known as Steve then sends chain mail to cure his affliction, while also crudely making film canisters and stock.
After that, The Mighty Man of All Mans completely disappeared, never to be seen again.
People were then sent a mysterious package containing a film canister and a letter, and after opening the canister, had several instances of bad luck happen to them.
All of them eventually went missing, with no sign of them anywhere.
Moral of the story:
Don't be a normie and open spam.
It may be cursed.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
The most awful trollpasta to ever live

SO THERE WAZ THEESE GAIZ WHO WERE SO SUPAH GOOD AT STUFF THAT THEY GOT AN INVITE TO THE WORLD CHAMPION OF DOING STUFF BUT WHEN THEY GOT THERE NO ONE ELSE WAZ THERE BUT THEM
LET ME TELL YOU ALL THE PEOPLE IN TEH GROUP
BOB WHO IS SUPAH GOOD AT BEING OVERWEIGHT
JOE WHO IS GOOD AT SMACKING FAT GAIZ UGLEH FACEZ
AND LAST BUT MOST UNIMPORTANT, STUPID, AND UGLEH, STAN WHO INVENTED THE PENIS
THEN AN UGLEH GHOST BABY JUMPED OUT AND ATE BOBS OVERWEIGHT MAN BOOBY HE SCREAMED "OWCH MAI MAHN BEWB"
THEN JOE SLAPPED THE UGLEH BABI AND IT TREW UP 49 GALLONS OF DIEAREAH THE BABEY SAID "FFASKFHASDHGAJHGKJAHGFUCKAFDSDFASYOUJDKSJDFASDJFASKJDF;ALSDJ"
NOA DOWN THE STREET FROM THE PLACE OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP OF DOING STUFF WAS A MAN NAMED BILLIE MAIZ WHO WAS SUPER GOOD AT SELLING USELESS THINGS FOR TRIPLE THEIR VALUE HERE IS A CAMMERCIAL HE WAZ IN BEFORE HE WAS WALKING UP THE ROAD TO THE DOING STUFF PLACE
HAI ITZ BILLIE MAIZ HERE WITH ROUND BALL!
ROUND BALL IS DOUBLE THE ROUNDNESS OF A REGULAR BALL! IF YOU CALL NOA WE WILL ALSO SEND YOU ALOT OF ROUND BALLS BECAUSE WE HAVE TO MANY! IF YOU CALL WHEN THE CAMMERCIAL ENDS I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND EAT YOUR BABIES!
FOR JUST 9 EASY INSTALLMENTS OF 666.666$ YOU CAN SAVE YOUR CHILDREN FROM MY TEETH!
NOA BACK TO BILLIE MAIZ WALKING UP THE ROAD TO THE HOUSE WITH THE GAIZ IN IT.
JOE WAZ EATING A STALE PICE OF HUMAN FLESH WHEN BILLIE MAIZ ASPLODED INTO THE ROOM!
THE EVIL BABEH TOTALLY POOED ITS SMALL EVIL DIPER BILLE MAIZ QUICLY THREW ZORMBIEZ
INTO STANS MOUTH AND STAN GOT POISONED AND DIE THEN BILLIE MAIZ WAS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED BY CHUK NORIZ AND HE BARFED UP HIS TESTICALZ AND WAS SO SAD FACE
THE EVIL BAYBIE THEN TRANSFORMED INTO ITS TRUE FORM!
BAT MAHN!
HE THEN THREW HUGE NUTSACS AROUND THE ROOM AND FEASTED UPON HIS OWN TESTICALZ
SUDDENLY A MANGLED GHOST RAPED ALL OF JOE'S FACE!
JOE DIED.
BOB RAN OUT THE DOOR JUST IN TIME BEFORE BILLE MAYS THREW OUT PENISAUR WHO BEGAN TO FEAST UPON HIM AND EVRYONE WITHIN THE HOME!!!!!1!!!!1!11
The After math.....
BILLIE MAIZ WAS DEAD BUT FOR 5 EASY INSTALLMENTS OF 4 HUMAN SOULS AS TRIBUTES TO BILLE MAIZ YOU CAN USE PENISAUR AS A PACK MULE.
JOE WAZ DEAD
STAN WAZ DEAD
PENISAUR GOT OBESE
BAT MAHN WAS GHEY FOR PENISAUR
BOB MADE A VIDEO GAME ABOUT EATING MAN BEWBZ
THE LOVE OF BOB'S LIFE WAS EATIN BY A THREE STORY PENIS
BOB'S MOM SMACKED STANS DEAD GAI NUTSAC
TEH ENDS!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Potty Humor
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
The most original story ever

This is not a creepypasta. It's a real thing that happened to me. Like, it actually happened for real. No joke, man! This is an actual event that my actual brain really processed and memorized to be recalled and written down. So yeah, it really happened.
I loved Mario as a kid so much. So, I decided to go to a yard sale. There was an old man there. Just looking at him gave me the creeps. I caught a glimpse of children's hyper-realistic corpses piled up in his garage, before he gave me a smile. I was afraid he might cut my head or something, but I really wanted that 53 cent game.  I found a copy of Super Mario World and I bought it. CHILDHOOD HERE I COME!!!!!!!11!one
I looked at the cartridge. It was black, and it just had tape on it that said "Super Mario Wurld". It must have been a hack or a bootleg! I popped it in my SNES anyway, ready to relive my childhood feels. When the game started up, it was normal! Except, a few tiny things were just bearly different. For starters, Mario had a bloody mess of blood where his head should be. He also had hyper-realistic overalls! Also, instead of saying,"Super Mario World" the title screen read, "I'm going to enter your house and grind your pancreus into paste and drink it". It was probably just a glitch.
I was playing the game, when I  realized that Mario had his head back! I also realized he had hyper-realistic eyes! Oh, and he also didn't have any limbs, and was surrounded by a pool of blood wherever he went. What a weird glitch. I reached the end of the level, and a block of text appeared. It was written in blood, and it said, "You." Now this is creepy... How did the game know that U was my favorite letter of the alphabet?! Wow!
I continued to play until I got to Bowser. For some reason, Bowser was completely inside out! Also, mario was just staring at me with his hyper-realistic eyes, and sometimes he would munch on bowser's hyper-realistic guts. After a while, a hand came out of the screen! OH NO IM GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF
News record:
Some dumb cuck died after playing a Mario game. And now the weather.
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Mario
Category:Im died
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Satire
Category:Trollpasta
The murderer

okay,i have very little time to write this, but i have to tell the world of HIM. It all began a few hours ago, i was watching tv, kind of falling asleep, then i heard a thump coming from upstairs.On instinct, i went to go check upstairs. That was one of the worst choices i made in my life.As i went upstairs, i heard a blood-curling scream. I saw a tall, built man, who was laughing at something. I snuck behind the wall to get a closer look, and i saw that the man had a mask on,not like the ones from movies. It was a mask that covered all his face, the only thing that was not covered was his eyes. the mask was colored blood red. i drew even closer, and saw that he had a knife, which was dripping blood. plus, i saw my sister, eyes soulless, dead in a blood puddle. I let out a gasp, and the man noticed me. I screamed "I'L KILL YOU!". But the murderer merely chuckled, and lunged at me. he stabbed me several times, and it was the most intense pain i've ever felt. I'm still hurting as i'm telling you this. Im a very fast typer and i have to tell you this before he KILDSDEECDEFWEV. YOU ARE NEXT, WHEN YOU HEAR A LOUD SIREN, YOU WILL DIE. YOU ARE NEXT
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Im died
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The mysterious man

one day i was walking home fgrom school when i found a men come to me and he said: i will kill you tonight hehehe. i ignoirred this and went home.
thast night i was playing csll of duty on my playstation 3 it is my favoirtue fun game.! suddenly i heard am man knocking my door i wondered whow as it? so i opened the door but noone was therre. i shruuged my shoulderas and went to bed i was so sleepy zzzzzzzzz. time to die matthew hehehe i heard. i wokue up scarred but there wasnt snywaone there..
then next day i went to school and i noticed that everyone at the schhol was dead. i thought i was being puinked but that wasnt the case.. i wentr to class and my teacher said: 'hello matthew hehehe' i slowly turned my head and it was the mysetrouis man.!
what do you want from me.?!' i aseked.
the mysterious man siad: "who am i.? hehehe. i am the man who will end you life. the man pulled out a gun and shot me many tiemas in my head bam bam bam bam.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Beings
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Im died
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The mysterious the regular show

I was sitting on the couch watching butt dial, a episode of regular show, if I told you this was the first episode I have watched you would probably said I lived under a rock. oh I just told you. at the begging Mordecai was cleaning up, Rigby was on the phone. It showed us the phone and instead of saying loser at the bottom, it said f*cker I didn't know what it meant then, it then showed Mordecai with the phone under his bum and he was singing about Margret, but the song wasn't normal it said, hangin' with Margret I hate it so much, I'm gunna slut her neck. and then he accidentally sended it to her. with out Rigby he drove to the coffee shop. when he got there he smashed through the window and crashed through the table. he took the coffee mug with coffee inside and smashed it on Margret's head. he grabbed a butter knife and stabbed Margret's eye until they looked like hyper-realistic blood, when Marline walked him he got her phone and choked her too death.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Satire
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
The new accursed wikia editor.

It was a cloudy Tuesday evening. I was extremely bored, and had nothing to do. I had already masturbated 3 times today, so it would hurt to do so again, so that was out of the picture. My dickhead brother was on my fucking borderlands handsome edition, and I didn't want to be mocked for playing guitar hero. I decided to revisit the trollpasta wiki, as my sense of humour had changed for the better in the 2 months I hadn't visited the site. I was still signed in, and I jumped strait in to creating a new page. I named my page, and began to write. As I started however, I noticed something strange. Every time I clicked, it would highlight the letter. This was a minor inconvenience at first, however as I progressed, it became increasingly annoying.
Oh wait its stopped now.
Good.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Rants
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
The next mile

Drive to the countryside alone with your car. When you get there, chant "Derpadappa, dappa doo" while you imagine EVIL PATRIXXX in your head. Then, for the next mile it gets colder and darker and darker and the traffic on the road will slowly decrease.
Then you're alone.
There will be a highway sign it says "666 Devils Highway" driveup that ramp.
Then, your car will stall and EVIL PATRIXXX will summon tons of chainsaw clowns to kill you and they will surround your car and stuff. You get your car moveing again by stuffing a piece of paper into the cars key hole (or if you have one of the newer ones, stuff it in the start engine button) and it will moveing again.
The highway will be a huge 10 lane highway butt it will be empty. For the first mile, there will be zombie gorillas driving PATRIXXXMOBILES chasing you. The sun will rise but it will be EVIL PATRIXXX instead of the sun. If you stare at it you will go blind and a zombie gorilla will push you into a huge lake of lava.
Then, clowns with chainsaws and guns will appear and surround you and throw flaming bottles at you.
Drive until a huge black hole is there.
Get out of you car and walk very slow into it.
The black hole its greed. The greed for materialostic. Feel body vanish as it is eat away you humanity.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Rituwel
Category:Shortpasta
The noob's guide to making a popular "creepy" pasta

Okay, so you want to make a popular creepy pasta, but you don't know how to, what do you do? Well, after reading some popular creepy pastas, I am here to tell you.
# Don't be original. Copy someone else's idea, just edit it slightly and change the character [Witness every Jeff the killer and Sonic.exe clone that exists on the internet.]
# Grammar and spelling DO NOT MATER so long as your character is either A. someone teenage girls will fine attractive, or B. An anti-villain that teenage girls will find attractive.
# Give them a stupid catch phrase, like "I AM GOD" or "GO TO SLEEP"
# Give them a tragic back story, any kind will do as long as it gets people to feel even the slightest bit of sympathy for your psychopathic killer.
# Make them a psychopathic killer.
# Make them kill their own friends, family or their friends family. Or all three of these options.
# Try to be deep or mysterious. Or deep AND mysterious.
# If it's about a pokemon game, ALWAYS INCLUDE GORE! No exceptions. Describe it in great detail.
# If it's about a pokemon game, make the pokemon game disappear in the end of the story, like it never existed in the first place.
# If it's about any kind of game at all, make sure they get it from a really sketchy situation, either via pirating, gamestop or creepy yard sell guy giving it away for free.
If these instructions aren't clear enough I will not be held responsible for you getting any body part stuck in anything/Getting married to anything/Demons haunting your house/Overdosing on opium/releasing the old gods onto the unsuspecting humanity/awaking Cthulu who is now attacking a port side city.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:Satire
Category:Shortpasta
The nuaghty list

The naughty list. Every year There's a day that comes around called "CHRISTMAS". A jolly time for the children. At least for the good ones. Then theres the not-so-jolly time for the not-so-jolly children. There's the naughty list. A list that decides which children are bad, and for the children that are bad, there are consequences. That's where the nuaghty list comes in handy. The good ones are rewarded with gifts, toys and such, and the bad children get more than coal in their stocking. You see Santa's jolly and holly smiling with his big red rosy cheeks, but when he's facing a nuaghty child, that face turns into a destinguished frown and then his face becomes the face of a unforgiving saint. As the story goes, for the mildley nuaghty children, he would put hot caol in there stocking keeping its heat, without burning the stocking until it is touched by the nuaghty childs hand, for the extremely naughty children there's the unspeakable. As santa sends his little elves to grab the child and then escort the child to the room of Nuaghty punishment, where you can see a list of the children who were previous victims of the naughty list hammered off santa. And as the elves left the room after the child is taken to a dark room, the lights all turn on and there's a tower of Christmas decorations and trains, thriving by. And there's a little Santa on the top, spinning in circles with a rather larg head. Then the jolly tunes begin to slowly beocome distorted. And then the trains start to smoke, and then the Santa on the top of the tower's face starting to frown, then slowly melt as he finally started to spin. Faster and faster. And then, everything just stopped like that it's quiet. Then the lights dim once more and Santa himself come out, and asks the boy if he would like a cookie. And the boy of course said yes. Then a Santa slowly walk towards him with his hands behind his back. He said as he pointed "Its in that room I just walked out of" and so the boy runs into the room, only to find no cookie. But a room like a gigantic oven, and then the boy turns around with a frightened face,and and santa begins to laugh and slowly the doors shut. Soon trapping the boy inside. And then little robotic elves come out,and they have evil faces and start to sing "We whish you a merry death" instead of We wish you a merry Christmas,And then the boy starts to sweat, with it beginning to get hotter and hotter. He begins to scream,soon,his skin starts to burn, and then he falls to the ground and soon after the elves begin to surround him, singing the same thing. "We wish you a merry death, we wish you a merry death". And in the boy's last breath he says "I'm sorry for being naughty santa" and then becomes unconscious, and santa resumes back to a Merry Christmas. And then the boy woke up to find that he was just dreaming, and looking over to his bedroom wall he sees it's only January. And after that dream, he was never naughty again.
, 30 March, 2014
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Holidays
Category:Dreams
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
The office THE LOST EPISODE!!!!!!11111!!!1!1!!1!!1

2014 would never be the same for me. I was at the 2014 San Diego comic con where there was a "the office' reunion. I remember hearing about a lost office episode on a 4chan board so I asked Steve Carell about the episode, and he proceeded to ignore me. 
A few days later i got into a skype call Steve Carell he said that he to was aware about the lost episode and gave it to me via package with other office goodies but he told me "if you were to tell anyone else about this episode i'll take away a kidney, also this episode is very messed up too", I put the DVD in my PS3 and then it began
There was an episode selection of 5 episodes, the 1st 4 were pretty unremarkable: they were just episodes with blooper outtakes nothing too bad. But the 5th episode is where things get wild it said it was "season 9, episode 26" which i found odd season 9 only had 25 episodes, but then i realize "oh yeah it's the LOST EPISODE stupid!" so i played the episode. 
The episode did not start with the usual intro it was the classic intro with steve carell (he plays michael scott) but then shit started to hit the fan when dwight instead of him putting his credit card he put his ENTIRE hand in the paper shredder, the upbeat music was muting out his screams of pain and then it showed Ryan Howard holding a type of bloody bag i assume it was a bag of MEAT after a few inconsistencies with the intro the episode began the whole office crew were preparing for halloween and then a Silver Alert started playing abou pam beesly going missing, jim halpert started crying while everyone was comforting him about this dwight started to quietly walk away there were no interview like bits, which i was kinda glad because those kinda killed the emersion of that scene. A few minutes later DWIGHT CAME OUT WITH A FREAKING CHAINSAW A CUTTED OFF MICHEAl'S FREAKING HEAD AND KILLED THEM ALL, and then the episode ended HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED I shouted (well looking back at the mass murder i knew it was fake but it was unexpected and the effects where pretty cheesy). I could not sleep for at least a week after i saw that thinking "what if that was real?".
Currently as i'm writing this, Steve Carell is performing surgery on me to steal my kidney, for telling you this story, maybe you could spare me a kidney?. THE END, thanks for reading.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
The one

to tell you i cant spell that well now that we got that out of the way thars wus a kid that does not love or like haveing frends he wunts to kill his leg got cut and his hands were cut badlley now this is a man who wunt to kill but he wunt to know who love him so he can kill but the man who he wus he cant see hear the person that love him who wunt to see him that he will see them but now you see that he wunt to kill the man now his name is the thw person that took him in wus not that good whith him dut no person need him but soon he die and he came back dut he wus gont last who die wus who took him ih
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:One sentence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The party killer

There was a party in at midnight a karate party they also had a tournament there was a 14 year old boythat fought in the tournament he lost by 5 points he was bleeding he went to the bathroom and the guy came in that fought them agian this time he poured alcohol,bleach and vinegar he cried alot almost every came in to see him the bully poured play goo on him soon 911 arrived at the dojo the boy went to the hospital "are you all right said the nurse. "whats your name asked the nurse. Jack he said i will get you soup she said when the nurse came back jack wasent there he was behind the nurse he had a nife he said let's party in a relly deep voice he stabbed her in the back there was a nother party as soon as he got there every one scremed and ran he killed every in the party then he named himself THE PARTY KILLER!!!!!!! 
Dont forgent to PARTY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Then he ment a dog that liked him so he was coverd in goo hahahahahahahahahahahahah 
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta