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Perfect Square

A square, yes, a plain old boring square could be SO MUCH MORE than just the average everyday polygon. The circle is unique, having association with π, circumference, diameter, radius, and the ability to measure 360° on a bicycle super-turn. The influence of the almighty circle has even made its way into popular video games, such as the first-person shooter game Call of Duty. The circle has inspired the famous signature move, the 360° no-scope.
Triangles are cool too, having three sides and all. Being the visual faces on EACH and EVERY ONE of the Egyptian pyramids. This TOTALLY beats out the square. Do YOU see squares making geographic fashion statements throughout Egypt? NO! Squares coexisted alongside the other much more hip and widely accepted shapes for years, and even centuries with absolutely no respect for them, whatsoever. Squares were a mockery. (Hence the insult for squares.) It was hopeless– squares would NEVER be cool.
Then everything changed when the mathematics nation attacked.
A new breed of geometrical shape was formulated, the square. This new square was indeed, cool. Cooler than all other shapes within the geometric world of all shapes and sizes. What is this heathen of a shape thinking? How could this happen? What a joke! A square being cool and the new pattern of design? Well here's your answer in spades. This square was no ordinary square... this square went without flaw. The beauty, the angle...
Don't get me STARTED on the angle. You wouldn't have seen the angle until you actually took a gaze into the sensation. The way all sides were exactly 90° in each corner... just the right degree of perfection. It was near to literally impossible to even begin to imagine or possibly even start to comprehend such a magnificent sight. You couldn't even guess how much of a beautiful sight this degree of perfection was. OOH! The glamour!
The question was, where was this unblemished square's root? For all we know, only the great Geometry gods have this knowledge on this perfect creation in geometry.
It was a disaster for the other shapes. Even all the other shapes, such as the great parallel lines of the universe even awed upon sight of this spectacular perfection in shape and form. The CIRCLE even ended up going through this catastrophic uproar, with the loss of last 360° admirers. It was even so god-like that even the nerd who was so far into counting all the digits of π stopped counting to get a glimpse at this angel. The beauty within the square was one that even converted Christians into worshiping the geometric gods.
Finally, squares had a positive reputation. No longer was a square for squares. Not with the new, the beauty, the incomparable, the almighty, the cool, and the flawless perfect square.
==See also==
*God (capital G)
Category:Mathematics
Category:Geometry
Category:Goddesses
Category:Sexy
Category:FA Mathematics
Perfect number

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However, some sarcastic dudes have given a family of numbers such name. They define a perfect number to be exactly equal to the sum of all such numbers which can divide that number such that no part of that number is left unattended for exactly instantaneously in N-field Boolean trignonumerological classification of positive complex roots of every possible linear equation with non-zero real factors as the coefficients of the corresponding variables involved such that exponentiala involved are not purely imaginary and the N-field Boolean trignonumerological classification is a subgroup. (NOT sarcasm.)
==Origins==
Nothing is known as per date about the origin of perfect numbers in the fields of theocratical algebra. However, the research of some mathematicians have revealed that the perfect numbers were known by the prehistoric man. A team of researchers have found a tablet configuring the exact definition given above but in Chinese. Japanese are still not allowed to see that tablet. More information can possibly be there but till now, nobody's perfect.
==Known perfect numbers==
There are fewer known perfect numbers than the electrons in a lithium atom. This might sound sarcastic, but not this. One number for sure is pi. Other are wanted. You can send your CV's to MIT latest by your death. You must be at least born to apply; no kidding!
===An Actual formula!===
Euclid discovered that the first four perfect numbers are generated by the formula 2n−1(2n − 1) . But this is not a very good formula as it clearly neglects the third assumption about the roots of pseudo-imaginary coefficients as per definition. For God's sake, dude!!!!! Also, as asserted by the famous mathematician Trespassingchickendude Nihowsopong of Japan, n is not a number here; it's a logical operator. 
The above formula given by the Greeks, while a good starting guess, is obviously just a trivial case of the true formula below: 
:A=\frac{\left \langle \psi ^{e * \pi\ _2} \right \rangle}{\boldsymbol{\alpha} + \boldsymbol{\beta} + \boldsymbol{\gamma}}*\frac{\prod_{\bigodot=-i}^{\quad \nearrow \sin {\left / \frac{n}{c} \right \backslash}}\frac{\frac{\iiint_{U}^{I} \, dn,dc + \sum_{k=0}^N\sqrt{\frac{\lim_{h \to k}e^N}{\dot{y}}}}{{h \choose 69}^{\begin {vmatrix} \alpha\ && x^r \\ \beta\ && \gamma\ \end {vmatrix}}}*f(n)(\bigcap_{b}^{c} \pi\ ^e)-{\coprod_{\aleph _10}^{\pi\ ^\alpha\} xy_k}}*(\begin{matrix} \underbrace{ a+b+\cdots+-a } \\ e^i \end{matrix})}{\widehat{f u {}_te^be\!X_tr^bo}*(4\heartsuit \; J\heartsuit \; Q\spadesuit \; 6\diamondsuit \; 2\clubsuit \;)-(\Bigg\uparrow \mathbb{N} \Bigg\Downarrow)}}{(\begin{bmatrix} z & \cdots & a \\ \vdots & \ddots & \vdots \\ 4 & \cdots & 0\end{bmatrix})_({\iiint_{F}^{U} \, dn\,du\,db}*e^(\sum_{k=monster_e}^69 k^t))}
==See also==
*Mathematics
*Pi
*Number
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Category:Science
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Perpetuum mobile

This perpetual motion machine has been presented to an editor on his birthday by a group of friends. It consists of:
* 1 Rubber duck
* 1 Coca-Cola bottle
* 1 Plastic banana
* 1 Red balloon (deflated)
* 1 Set of wheels
* 75 Pieces of gum
Unfortunately, the machine does not, at the moment, work, having been somehow damaged in transit. The editor's friends assure him, however, that it worked perfectly when they had first constructed it, and will resume doing so any day now.
A perpetuum mobile (Latin, perpetuumal mobile) is a machine that, in defiance of the 53rd Law of Thermodynamics, article CIX, subsection 4, continues to move indefinitely, or at the very least until being shattered to pieces by a very annoyed resident who is just trying to get some sleep. A hammer is often involved.
==Historical Overview==
The scientific establishment has long held that perpetual motion machines are impossible. This only means that no established scientist has ever managed to build one, and can thus be discredited on ground of plain envy. Nonetheless, evidence for the existence of such machines remains scarce. While some inventors have claimed they have succeeded in creating a perpetual motion machine, by the time objective observers arrive at the scene, generally not much is left but a hole in the wall.
If a perpetual motion machine were ever built, it could provide for all of mankind's energy needs, ending our reliance on hydrocarbons, thus depriving the common city dweller of much needed carbon monoxide. It is thus of utmost importance that suspected attempts at the construction of such a machine be reported at once to the authorities. Past attempts at such a construction have been stopped with thick books of Physics and some mild scorn.Trying this will give you sqaids!
==See Also==
* Wankel Rotary Engine
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Personal Jesus

For other meanings of Jesus, see Jesus.
Personal Jesus (Jesus personale/"Bruce Allan") was a Jesus developed in the mid-fifties as a convenient, portable Jesus that could be carried around to support believers. Personal Jesus isn't made from durable, high quality plastics that can withstand the roughest wear and tear that can be thrown at it. The fact that it isn't waterproof is countered by the fact that it stands just above the surface of the water. Sadly the doll doesn’t have ears despite company promises of the doll being able to hear your prayers and care.
== The Maculate Conception ==
Personal Jesus/Bruce Allan was first conceived as a marketing tool for Catholic children who had grown up with Baby Jesus, but were beginning to hit the age where they wanted to play with action figures. Once he hit the market, Personal Jesus was an enormous success. Demand was so high that mothers would fight each other to the death at stores in order to try and secure one in time for Christmas. It is believed that at least seven-thousand, one hundred and twenty-six women died in these toy store battles. Many historians trace Personal Jesus as the cause of the JesusTron Wars.
== His Full Potential is Realized ==
It was soon realized that Personal Jesus/Bruce Allan could serve purposes much more important than just being played with by children. Personal Jesus/Bruce Allan, as it turns out, was magical. So magical, in fact, that it could walk and talk like any ordinary Jesus/Bruce Allan, but more importantly, a Jesus that could be mass produced.
Piety levels skyrocketed as Personal Jesii were mass produced out the wazoo. Each Personal Jesus/Bruce Allan could act as a savior for his owner, helping him or her stay to the straight and narrow path. (Or the bent and not so straight path during the brief period the Gay Personal Jesus/Gay Bruce Allan was marketed to the gay community. This is widely regarded as the cause of Super AIDS.)
== Hell Responds ==
As with anything good, that guy below found a way to mess with the Personal Jesus franchise. Hell's analysts had noticed that promotional efforts had caused Personal Jesus sales to rise to a dangerous level- people had stopped selling their souls because their Personal Jesii had told them to "reach out and touch faith (tm)". So, with the help of some Finnish marketers, a cloning machine and some butter, Hell Enterprises, Ltd. was selling their own response to the Personal Jesus by early 2008- My Antichrist (c)(tm)(r).
My Antichrist (c)(tm)(r), despite licensing restrictions that prevented people from using its name without (c), (tm), and (r) symbols (Hell Enterprises, Ltd. is known for their tight licensing), sold rather well. Soon, people were selling their souls, living sinful lives, and voting for Hillary Clinton in primaries again. Hell rejoiced and planned to keep the Backstreet Boys together to continue its momentum from the first quarter.
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Pet Rock: The Video Game

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Pet Rock: The Video Game is a virtual pet computer game released by Electronic Arts which centers around owning the eponymous Pet Rock. It was an attempt to revive the Pet Rock fad that occurred in the 1970s, which saw miners and quarry owners across the country become rich beyond their wildest dreams. All of the main actions in the game are pointless, as the Pet Rock does not need to be fed, played with, have its poop cleaned up, or require any sort of attention whatsoever. The game was widely successful, though nobody has a clue why. Just like the real thing!
==Gameplay==
Gameplay in Pet Rock: The Video Game consists of watching the Pet Rock. There are several main actions one can take, such as attempting to feed or groom the rock. However, these actions have no effect on the Pet Rock. There is also a set of secondary actions, such as using the Pet Rock as a paperweight, allowing the gamer to complete vast sets of tedious paperwork. If the gamer completes a certain amount of paperwork in a set amount of time, he gets to "move" the Pet Rock to another stack of paper, which is arguably the most intense part of the game.
==Customization==
There is no initial character selection in Pet Rock: The Video Game. The game opens with the gamer receiving one generic rock. In the real world, Pet Rocks can be customized by gluing on googly-eyes or hair made out of yarn. This was initially programmed into the game; however, memory constraints forced the developers to drop this aspect in the final release. As a result, there is no option for customization, or for the massive array of accessories the developers had programmed into early stages of the game such as Pet Rock living area, Pet Rock pet wood fragment, and Pet Rock motorcycle complete with sidecar. The Pet Rock retains its appearance throughout the entirety of the game.
==Easter Eggs==
Surprisingly, there are several hidden bonuses in the game which can be unlocked by the persistent gamer. These secrets are mostly additional actions that the gamer can take with the Pet Rock. For example, one of the easter eggs involves dropping Pet Rock down a hole to gauge its depth. Another consists of using the Pet Rock as a counterweight or even a doorstop. However, the most sought-after hidden bonus in the game is the so-called 'nuclear bonus', in which Pet Rock is opened and found to contain enriched Uranium 235. What follows is a hectic series of challenges, including escaping from Iranians on a jet-powered snowmobile and a climactic machete ninja gunfight taking place on a TNT transport steamboat heading over Niagra Falls.
==Screenshots==
File:Rock.png|When the game is started.
File:Rock.png|After three minutes.
File:Rock.png|After half an hour.
File:Rock.png|After two days.
File:Rock.png|After a week.
File:Rock.png|After two and a half months.
File:Brucelee.jpg|After one year.
File:Rock.png|After three years.
File:Rock.png|After the end of time.
Category:Games
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Peta

Peta can refer to:
* Peter, an alternate spelling most commonly used in the Northeastern United States
PETA is an acronym that can refer to:
* People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, an animal-rights organization
* People Eating Tasty Animals, a parody of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
* PETA (group), a neo-fascist organization established by People Eating Tasty Animals
==See also==
*PETA Homepage
*PETP - People for the Ethical Treatment of Pokémon
Pete Best

Randolph Peter "Pete" Best (born 24 November 1941), commonly known by fans as the Fifth Beatle and referred to by himself as the Best Beatle, was an English musician who played drums in The Beatles from 1960 to 1962. After being expelled from the band because he was too popular, Best quickly established himself as their arch-nemesis, constantly mocking, humiliating, and besting them. Especially Ringo.
Best went on to enjoy a hugely successful career, achieving critical and commercial acclaim on both sides of, as well as in, the Atlantic, winning the prestigious Blue Riband on four occasions, before striking a Plastic Ono fnord and sinking near the Mull of Kyntire.
 
==Musical career==
At first Pete tried to equal the Beatle's success by forming his own band. He figured that he was the hottest musical free agent of all time, so he should capitalize on it. Unfortunately, his backing band left much to be desired. For example, the bass player was the corpse of Stuart Sutcliffe propped up on a couple of sticks. Public interest dwindled, and poor Pete was reduced to releasing a mocking version of all the Beatle's new releases.
*Pete Not For Sale (Because I'm Not A Fucking Sell-Out Like You Pricks)
*Pete's Garden in the Shade
*Sergeant Peter's Stabbed In The back Band
*With No Help At All From My Friends
*Magical Mystery Thieves
*Yellow Snubmarine
*Please Please Pete
*I am the Walrus!
===Pete!===
Best's first success. The title track reached #403 in Albania:
Category:Drummers
Pete Rose

Peter Edward Rose (born April 14, 1887) is a former Major League Baseball player and manager. Rose was the inaugural member of the Baseball Hall of Fame, although he was most notable for his trademark post-homerun dance maneuver, the Charlie Hustle. He is widely considered to have been a charismatic outfielder who played for the Cincinnati Reds and Philadelphia Phillies during the 1970's, later managing the Reds throughout the better part of the 1980's and into the 1990's. This could not be more incorrect. He was actually an accomplished liar and nefarious third base coach for the Boston Red Sox during the turn of the twentieth century. Every century. Pioneering genealogist Oscar Wilde discovered this while researching a poem he was writing in 1912:
Pete Rose stalked the left field line for the Red Sox for a quarter century, until the most famous post-Industrial Revolution professional sports scandal surfaced with him at the center. In 1922, a picture began circulating around the Internet of Rose taking bids from the fans along the third base line for the sale of Babe Ruth. This led to a comprehensive investigation by commissioner Faye Vincent and President Eleanor Roosevelt's Secret Service detail, which discovered that Rose was, in fact, trying to sell Boston's best prospect to a division rival. However, this act in itself was not illegal by the standards of that era and Rose was eventually found guilty of betting on which team would have the winning bid. He was subsequently banned for life from eBay.
==eBay Bidding==
Each year, the discussion resurfaces regarding Pete Rose's elibility to bid on eBay. As of yet, eBay has no intention of reactivating Rose's account, forcing him to find other avenues for unloading his IBM 386, RBI Baseball Nintendo cartridge and Franky Goes to Hollywood anthology. In the state of New Kansas, Pete is under investigation for shill bidding on his own toilet, which he sold for a million dollars to pay his gambling debts to the Baseball Commissioner, a notorious mob boss.
==Career Statistics==
Source: Farmer's Almanac
* Hits: 4357 or thereabouts
* Homeruns: We'll say 200 or so
* Average: Above average
* RBIS: Enough
* Runs: Somewhere between a lot and a little
* Guys shellacked at home plate: 617
* Muscles pulled by people emulating the Charlie Hustle: 8733
* Times Sued for endagering the lives of young children: 76(None of the lawsuits have been successful though)
* Sideburns: 2, but that number doesn't do them justice
* Pounds of tobacco chewed: 215 per season
* Lies told: 12 (new statistic only tracked since 2004)
* Times bet on baseball related activities: One per hit
Category:American baseball players
Category:Roses
Pete Townshend

Peter Dennis "I Didn't Do It" Townshend (born 19 May 1945) is an English guitarist who plays in the band The Who.
He is made famous for his arm swinging action used whilst playing the guitar. This is used to symbolise the act of launching a discus, reflecting his ancient Greek relations.
The guitarist with a huge nose. He was sexually abused as a child, and as a result dances like he has a hot potato in his pants. Contrary to popular belief, he was not born with a Gibson in his arms; instead, it was brought to him by a fourth wise man who mistook him for Christ. Townshend is famous for swinging his arms while playing the guitar; this is meant to symbolise the act of launching a discus, reflecting his ancient Greek ancestry. Townshend currently resides with singer/songwriter George Michael in a van down by the river.
==Los Quienes==
Whilst working with Los Quienes, Pedro Ciudadshend Cityshend Villageshend [and various other last names] wrote many hits including No Puedo Explicar, Quienes Eres Tu, Autobus Majico, Yo Puedo Ver Para Millas, Trato, Los Ninos estan Bien and Senor O'Riley.
==Peculiarities==
* Pedro has suffered from uncontrollable epileptic spasms since 1967. Trying to conceal these attacks, he started compensating for said convulsions by excessively making his right arm go round in circles while playing his guitar. Fans of Pedro claim this to be his "peculiarity #1" and NOT a dysfunction. He claims that it was provoked by bowling.
* Pedro became deaf, dumb and blind after encountering The Beast.
* Pedro thinks his nose is huge and has hypnotized the world at large into thinking so as well, hiding the fact the he actually doesn't have one. Even pictures can't tell.
* His enormous beak gives Townshend the ability to smell odours up to a range similar to that of dogs.
==The Internet==
Pete/Pedro was the inventor of the internet, (Haven't you heard the song relay?) it was originally to be called "The Townshend" but "town" was considered to sound too small scale.
Category:British musicians
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Peter

The name Peter is derived from the words "Penis" "Eater". It is an ancient Gay name resulting from the time when the Romans were overunning Gaeland (pronounced gay-land) During this time, the Gays were forced to eat the only available source of nourishment: dick. As this terrible food was considered inedible, its corrosive effect on the throat developed into the now famous Scottish accent. Babies that instinctively reached for penis were called "Pener" (pee-ner).
Penis may refer to: 
*Peter Barton 
*Peter Crouch
*Peter Cook
*Peter Costello
*Peter Gabriel
*Peter Griffin
*Peter Hitchens
*Peter Jackson
*Peter Norton
*Peter Pan
*Peter Sellers
*Peter Tatchell
*Peter Zappa
*Pope Peter
*Saint Peter
Peter can also mean: 
*Blue Peter
*St. Peter's Basilica