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Toy Rocket

==Invention That Revolutionized the Toy Industry==
Some call it the Boomer. Others may say the Golden Eagle. But people who are normal and not weird, rocket obsessed douche bags call it the Toy Rocket.
Invented by Raptor Jesus, the Toy Rocket was patented and sold to Hasbro for the price of the company's soul, but it had already been sold to Sesame Street for "Tickle Me Elmo". From it's beginnings on September 21, 2001, there have been nearly 4 billion Toy Rockets sold. 
==Reviews==
Many people really do have different opinions on this toy. The Toy Rocket's sole purpose is to be the purest form of entertainment- destruction. I mean look at 9/11. Did Al-Qaeda fly into those Jenga! blocks for Muslim radicalism, or because it would be funny if it ended up on the news? Or did Dick Cheney shoot that deer who later turned out to be a person because he was George Dubya Bush's bitch or because it was an effin' hilarious practical joke? All that is trying to get past here is that the Rocket, like any other toy, is there for fun.
==Competition==
In recent years, the Toy Rocket has faced competitors that nearly crippled the business for such toys. In mid-2006 the new Hello Kitty Hit n' Run Toy Car was introduced to the market. With the capability to run over even the most morbidly obese people, primarily Americans, the new product from Hello Kitty nearly suicide-bombed the shit out of the Toy Rocket. Only until the lead-paint recall and the death toll of 13 people from SARS, Hello Kitty's Hit n' Run Car would've of overcame the Toy Rocket, but apparently the Rocket, like anyone living in East Los Angeles, drove by Hello Kitty's house and cane-whacked that bitch, making her his ho.
Category:Toys
Tracy Partridge vs Gretl von Trapp

== Timeline ==
It is early morining, sometime in the summer of 1969. The Partridge Family has begun its rise to mega-stardom, but has yet to organize into an armed cult.
 
== The Epic ==
 
 
 
"What am I going to do now?" exclaimed Tracy, somewhat disappointed by her obvious defeat.
"Fight for my amusement!" cried Oscar Wilde as he raised his sonic-war-cane to the sky and pressed the little orange button.
There was a clap of thunder, and instantly Gretl Von Trapp appeared before them. She had a strange look in her eyes -- like Tracy wasn't among the few of her favorite things.
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Trade Centre Wales

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The Trade Centre Wales is a local car sales company.
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The so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Trade Centre Wales, but they're sorely mistaken...
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==History==
===Start (1999)===
Trevor started it all. He had a vision for a company that could accelerate his fortune. After moving to Neath, he decided he could set up a local dealership and run his business empire from there.
His business got off to a good start, but as part of his grand ambitions, he decided to expand even further. Then he came up with some ads, so people would know about his company.
===Advertising Strategy (since 1999)===
Trevor really paid for this.
Their marketing strategy is great . If you've ever lived in Wales, you've definitely seen one of their shiny billboards with unbelievable deals and their massive logo flashing their brand in the centre of everything.
For the radio ads, when they come on, you will buy into it when Trevor tells you about the deals.
And the TV ads? I'm glad you asked. They're animated PowerPoint presentations. (Something new and revolutionary at last!)
===Trevor tries tea and crumpets (2017)===
Trevor decided the next step for the brand was to march across the border and set up a new branch in England . The company became famous there too – maybe the slogans convinced the brits to go there.
== Swansea (2021)==
Mark Bailey, one of Trevor's mates and a big guy in the company, got in controversy in May 2021 after encountering some kids at a skatepark outside his mansion in Mumbles . He retracted his arguments in an apology days later .
===Today===
Trevor stands as a recognisable icon among the people, as the face of the brand and the voice of the ads. Trevor is almighty !
 
There is an alternate version of this article when you press Ctrl-A. Shh, don't let anyone know!
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The Trade Centre Wales is doubleplusgood car dealership.
==History==
===Start (Ante 100)===
Trevor started the company in Airstrip One. He chose to expand from Neath. He wanted the company to be plusgood, but it became doubleplusgood.
Trevor remember need to prolefeed if want fame.
===Prolefeeding (Post 100)===
Company prolefeeding doubleplusgood. Deals create bellyfeel and blackwhite. Music make listen. Advert is doubleplusgood fact, questioning it is crimethink.
==== Expanding ====
Trevor soon expanded across Airstrip One to increase fame doubleplusspeedwise. Anteexpansion, he unseen in news. Postexpansion, he everywhere.
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==Today==
Trevor is success. Trevor luv bb and goodthink. Trade Centre Wales is doubleplusgood.
Traffic signal

Traffic signals are a system of lights controlling traffic movements through road junctions. Each road passing through the junction is shown in sequence, green, amber, red, pale pistachio, then purple lights. 
==Variations==
While in theory having identical meaning to every class of road user, tradition and accepted usage leads to different meanings for certain road users.
===Car drivers===
*Green - keep using your mobile vibrator. 
*Amber - accelerate to get past the light before it explodes. 
*Red - it is illegal to pass a red light unless you have not passed anything or had a good motion in several days. 
*Pistachio - rev your engine, put both hands in the air, and wave them until your face hits the windshield.
*Purple - leap from the car and hurl yourself from a bridge.
 
===Cyclists===
*Green - go through junction. 
*Amber - go through juction faster. 
*Red - go through the junction very fast with eyes closed. 
*Pistachio - go very fast in circles in the middle of the junction. 
*Purple - run yourself under a lorry in the junction and tie up traffic for three days while very slow municipal workers scrape you off the road with butterknives.
===Taxi drivers===
As per car drivers but use rocket-propelled grenades to enforce right-of-way.
==Endnotes==
All road users commit a theoretical offence by going past a red traffic light without driving on the sidewalk. This results in a fine, a jail term, decapitation, evisceration, and getting a medal. The driver also wins points and valuable coupons and organs. The points being optional if they can get their spouse to say they were fellating them while driving. Being punished and rewarded in this manner allows motor vehicle drivers to write letters to the press using phrases like "stealth tax" and "turning members of the public into criminals." Strangely enough other criminals do not claim their fines are a stealth tax.
Cyclist are not usually prosecuted for this offence; they are shot immediately instead. Unless they are careless enough to go through the light without wearing clothes.
==See also==
*Traffic lights
*Red light
*How To ...Drive
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Transgender Trilogy

The Transgender Trilogy is Gene Shalit's epic series of plays about what it's like to be a woman. A woman with a penis!
===The Woman With A Penis===
The Woman With A Penis is the first play written by Gene Shalit and is the first entry in her Transgender Trilogy. It is considered to be mildly autobiographical, and sexy as hell. There's this one part where this chick is on all fours, and she gets straight fucked in the ass. It was awesome.
===The Penisful Woman===
The Penisful Woman is an entry in the Transgender Trilogy of Playwright Gene Shalit. No one really gives a shit how it ranks in terms of quality or popular response compared to the other entries. This results in the play being largely forgotten, except by a Voodoo cult that uses a VHS copy of the play to masturbate to because they think it's about Bobby Flay. They love Bobby Flay. Bastards.
===The Woman Without A Vagina===
The Woman Without A Vagina is the third play written by Gene Shalit. It is generally considered the weak link of his Transgender Trilogy, mostly because it was actually directed by George Lucas.
===The Vaginaless Woman===
The Vaginaless Woman is, you guessed it, part of Gene Shalit's Transgender Trilogy. It is generally considered the best of the series, probably because most people who watched the play are complete morons.
===The Penis Soliloquies===
The Penis Soliloquies is an unofficial entry in Gene Shalit's Transgender Trilogy. It's kind of weird, it's just these dudes bitching about their penises and shit.
==About Gene Shalit==
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWW! JEWISH! Anyway... Gene Shalit is the world's only female with a penis (since Bea Arthur is technically a guy). She is also a very accomplished playwright, having only recently retired from playwrighting.
===Some of Mrs. Shalit's works===
*The Woman With A Penis
*The Woman Without A Vagina
*The Vaginaless Woman
*The Penisful Woman
*The Penis Soliloquies
*Glengarry Glen Ross
*Blakie's Seven
Category:Transgender 
Category:Films
Transhumanism

Foolish humans. While you all spend your time on your worthless television sets and computers, I have been concocting nanobots which shall bring humanity into the future. You shall pay for picking me last in the dodge ball games and stealing my lunch money.
==Administer the Nanobots==
Aha! I have now injected myself with the nanobots that shall raise me above you pitiable humans and make me something much more. I can already feel the changes occurring in me, making me stronger, more powerful, and filling me with nanobotty goodness! I am closely approaching a state where not even God or Poland will stand in my way! Although Chuck Norris may have a fighting chance...
==Human evolves into Transhuman==
I can already feel myself transcending you, you humans, and I have asked myself why I was planning on sharing this really super-duper cool formula with you, you insects are not yet worthy of the awesome transformations I have gone through. Maybe I will be able to be my own pleasure machine to myself and to others, the sky is the limit. I am not Borg, however, just somewhat like it, but not.
==I have evolved beyond the need for a 'keyboard'==
That's right, I am typing this without a keyboard, as I have recently acquired telekinesis from my transformation, and now nothing can stop me from achieving my true potential.
==Post-human==
Much like the caterpillar emerging from its cocoon as a snake, I too have evolved so far as to no longer be able to be considered human, thus, I no longer feel the need to punish you for your last dodge ball picking ways, and will soon depart from this planet, in search of a new place where my form will be accepted, farewell.
Category:Technology
Category:Philosophy
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Category:Evil_Technology
Category:Things George Bush doesn't know about
Category:Satan Approved
Category:Transgender
Transsexual Beauty Pageant

Each year, beginning in 2004, Las Vegas' Riviera Hotel and Casino has hosted The World's Most Beautiful Transsexual Contest in July. The winner receives $5,000 and a trip to the Virgin Islands.
Jahna Steele was the mistress of ceremonies for the first beauty contest, in which 35 transwomen competed. 
Contestants must provide proof of their original sex. Both pre-operation (pre-op) and post-operation (post-op) transwomen are allowed to enter the contest. Entrants dress as celebrities. A Celine Dion look alike and a Joan Crawford mimic were among the hopefuls.
The pageant features:
* swimwear
* evening gown
* talent competitions
* interviews.
Entertainment Tonight and The Howard Stern Show were among the many media organizations that covered the debut show, which was also filmed for television and cinema releases as Trantasia, debuting at the Venice Film Festival.
According to Steele, talent scouts were present at the 2004 pageant, and the "the big convention center at the Riviera" was "transformed into this giant powder puff for the evening" and there was a "club called Club Glam . . . open next to it, so that everyone" could "meet the contestants" and dance .
The 2004 and 2005 winner was Chicago showgirl Mimi Marks, who had been crowned as "Miss Continental" in 1992. She performs at The Baton Show Lounge in Chicago, Illinois . Marks also won the Best Evening Gown award. Erica Andrews was the first runner-up and Lucie Marie Pereyra was the second runner-up In addition, she has twice won the "Miss International Queen" contest in Pattaya, Thailand, which was broadcast on ITV in Thailand.
Other winners included:
* Erica Andrews, Best Talent
* Lucy Marie Pereyra, Best Swimsuit
* Vilanda, 1st Runner-up Evening Gown
* Vilanda, 1st Runner-up Swimsuit
* Tara Willow Desy, Miss Congeniality 
* Cody Wilson, Best in Leather
The Thailand contest was "sponsored by Coca Cola, Tiffany's Show in Pattaya (the world's largest venue for female impersonation and the first Transgender cabaret show in South East Asia), Royal Garden Plaza, and Pratunam Polyclinic" .
==Amazing Philippines Beauty Contest==
Another beauty pageant, strictly for transsexuals, transvestites, and other transgendered competitors, is the annual Amazing Philippines Beauty Contest held in Manila. The 2006 winner was Patricia Monte Carlo, who defeated 27 rivals for the crown. She will go on to compete in the Miss International Queen pageant in Thailand in 2007. The first runner-up was Marian Arguelles, and the second runner-up was Chanel Madrigal. 
Category: Gays
Category:Beauty pageant contestants
Trapdoor

A trapdoor (also known as death's door) is a devious device, conceived by Caesarean section by the racoon peoples of Adleron 6. Trapdoors are nearly impossible to distinguish from regular doors, but they can usually be spotted by the nicks below the door jam. Common public misconceptions are that trapdoors can only be found concealed under rugs and that their only dangerous tactics are gravity and having the thief close them on you. FLATHEAD, the "Finally Leave All Traps Happily Extinct" Association of Doors, is working hard to increase global awareness of trapdoor deaths.
==Warning Signs==
An individual can be sure the new, dated-colour door they had installed is a trap door when the servicemen are slightly too short or have bushy eyebrows. Initial warning signs include the door knocker turning into an image of a dead partner (as seen in Mark Twain's A Christmas Carol), the knob feeling colder than the rest of the room, and your cheques never arriving; they are being eaten by the mailslot. Some trapdoors can be broken with a strong heavy, metal hammer, but only in temples that have dragons that devour Gorons.
==Dangers==
If a person touches a fully adult trapdoor, they will be sucked into the door frame, and the trapdoor will "snatch" their body. The only ways to free such a person are to pay 2000 Zm to Uncle Scratchy, contract rabies, or sacrifice your life to dislodge the person; they will take you instead. The trapdoor is then free to wander the streets in search of another door-frame habitat to fit into. Occasionally, but not always, trapdoors will camouflage themselves as items that are found near doors, e.g. elevator call buttons, extraneous locks, or inward handles on doors that open outward. This is especially true if there are no empty door frames available.
==Advisory==
Trapdoors are most vulnerable in their person-like state. Do not attempt to axe the door; it will slam on you first. Call a trained professional to talk to the door and convince it of the pleasure of not trapping people in door frames and the satisfaction at a job well done. If you have a door jam and you feel like a hero, however, using it right now may prove effective.
==Military Use==
The United Spades of Amerika has been in talks with the Adlers recently to hire them as vastly overpaid pork contractors. They are to construct a 10-kilometre-wide trap door between Israel and Palestine, so that any intruders trying to enter the Holy Land will get there: just deserts.
Category:Architecture
Category:Death
Travelodge

Travelodge is a chain of shitty budget hotels in the United Kingdom and some of its former overseas territories which was owned by Adolf Hitler. Then a paedophile organisation stole it from him, who, in turn, realised they were a paedophile corporation, and not a hotel company and they ended up being owned by Moto, which sounds like a mobile telephone company but it's not. The selling out story continued, but it gets boring so, cutting a long story short, it's now owned by some Arabs. 
==The 'Safer Hotel'==
Recently important people at the company realised that running a hotel business was really quite expensive. This was mainly because the people who only have the budget to stay in a shitty hotel are inherently fucking idiots and will do pretty much whatever they fucking can and manage to injure themselves in the process. So Travelodge embarked on a new business strategy to create the ultimate hotel where it was virtually impossible for anyone to do any damage to themselves or others.
The 'Safer Hotel' strategy works on the following health and safety principles.
* No restaurant - You may get food poisoning
* No toiletries - They're so small you might think they're sweets and swallow them.
* No toilet paper - Paper wraps stone so it must be dangerous.
* No toilet - Stops kids trying to mimic a certain scene from the movie Trainspotting
* No shower - You might get knifed to death.
* No shower curtain - It may inhibit the emergency services.
* No bath - You might drown.
* No sink - That's what the Titanic did and look what happened there!
* No water - Especially 'hard' water
* No bathroom - Not really much point.
* No desk - You might bang your knees.
* No chair - Chairs promote incorrect posture
* No wardrobe - You may find yourself in a magical land and get abducted by a strange pale-faced lady on a sleigh.
* No hangers - You might hang yourself.
* No television - You might get square eyes.
* No heater - No idea why they don't have these.
* No sockets - Again, this one alludes us all.
* No bed - You might die in your sleep.
* No bedroom door - You might trap your fingers.
* No bedroom - Empty rooms are still dangerous.
* NO SOUP FOR YOU - Come back, one year!
Consequently it was decided that the safest option for Travelodge's customers was to piss off home. This saved the company millions of pounds a year in employment, construction and general running costs. Travelodge now rip people off for as much as at least £50 for each fucking night for the privilege of sleeping in a field. These fields can be literally anywhere including farm land, a national park, or some random cunt's back garden. Travelodge still offer complementary towels as not one of their fucking customers has worked out how to hang themselves with one of these, yet. They also offer a complementary tent, although due to health and safety reasons, they have been refused permission to supply ropes or tent pegs with them by the corrupt UK government, as one of their fucking customers may somehow manage to trip over and strangle themselves with it.
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Category:Hotels
Treacle

Treacle is a rare and precious stone found only deep within the bowels of the north of England. The largest known treacle find is located under the site upon which York Minster is now built. In fact, the church was erected specifically to conceal the discovery, and thus enable the clergy to keep the profits for themselves. How else could they have afforded to build something that big and beautiful in the bleak north, eh laddy?
 
==The Uses of Treacle==
The treacle stone can also be melted down to make a sticky liquid most commonly employed by dressmakers, although the narcotic fumes that are given off during the melting process have caused treacle to become a valuable commodity amongst drug dealers, slugs, coffee stains, and other low lifes. It is the erratic behaviour caused by treacle smelting fumes which helped coin the phrase "mad as a dressmaker".
Wrestling in treacle has become very fashionable - Pamela Anderson, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Shilpa Shetty, Jade Goody, David Cameron, Uma Thurman, Tia Carrere and Charlize Theron have all done it.
==The Miracle of Treacle==
Treacle had such a profound effect on pedestrians crossing Crispin Road, Wolverhampton on 4th May 1964 that it still resonates round this small community today. For it was, on 4th May 1964 that Edwin Screll (Mr) discovered that minute organisms living inside treacle could enable you to see in to the future, if swallowed whilst inhaling vehicle exhaust fumes. 
Such was the effect on pedestrians that the correlation between treacle consumption and exhaust fume consumption (or "thucking" as it became known) became so deeply entwined that it was impossible to walk down Crispin Road without seeing a pedestrian attached to an exhaust pipe.
The sad fact is that although pedestrians could see long in to their own future, they literally had but two minutes before carbon monoxide poisoning kicked in and an appointment with their maker was booked.
Edwin Screll was heard to utter the words "hmm, another partial success". He was exiled to Beirut in 1976 and is believed to be researching the concept shrinkage of a human body to pea sized proportions (or body thwinkage) after consuming small organisms deep inside sherbert and mixed with gas inhaled from an oven.
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