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Scary Movie 6

A woman walks down the street AT NIGHT; as they walked down the dark streets, as she walks past 2 guys beating up a hobo in the background. As she walks, she gets a phone call by her father. She picks up the call, and says "Hi dad, how are you doing" in her casual 30 year old man voice. A voice on the other end then says "I don't know who you're father is, but I do know that you are in the start of a new SCARY MOVIE". The woman's face turns into shock, before pulling a gun from her perse; aiming it around saying "Okay fucker, come out and try me bitch!" as the wannabe strong female character most modern feminist would write. The killer on the phone says "Why the fuck would I be stupid to be scared of you, if you didn't even load your gun?". The woman then says "I always remember to load my gun, before I go out in the middle of night for my nightly walk", before turning around and shooting at the tree. The killer steps out from behind the tree, revealing himself as the parody Ghostface killer from the original Scary Movie; because of course this film is a Requel/Legacy Sequel (and yes, his mask is now wretched, and looks like its been stuffed up in a locker left to rot for years... and also most likely smells like shit). Anyways, the killer then says "You missed, dumbass" before pulling out a loaded revolver, and shooting the woman dead; of course to the anger of fans of the original movie who get mad if even the slightest thing is changes about a character, including their choice of weapon. The killer then says "Why the fuck did I waste time killing this bitch", before the movie's title card shows. Now cutting to the title screen. The film now begins with are killer driving a bus into a fucking school, and stumbling out as the kids looked at the shit that just happened before their eyes; as then the killer stumbled out of the bus, looking around. As the guy rubbed his head, he turned looking at the kids. One of the kids then says "Who the fuck is this guy? he ain't got no rizz-" before the kid could finish that sentence, the killer uses his shotgun to shot the kid saying "Shut the fuck up". The kids of course start screaming, and running away; meanwhile the police finally get over, though the killer was gone; as we cut to the killer running away, punching some guy off his bike. He steals the bike, as he takes the bike into a get away. The film now cuts to a news cast as the girl says "Breaking news, famous killer Doofy is back!; as he now is in a police chase as we see her now". We now cut back to Doofy, as he makes his escape away from the police. He breaks into a nearby house, and runs; inside. He now breaks out of the door, as he pauses; as it was childrens birthday party, as everyone turns to look at him. Doofy then notices the police barking, as they jump over the fences to go after him; aiming their guns and shouting "DON'T MOVE!"... and then thats all I could think of, someone else can write the rest of this shit.
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Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Wall of Text
Scary Pasta - The Prologue!!!!!!!

It was a normal day like any other normal day, today was the chef's biggest normal day.
For this normal day he would be being an intern for the president of cooking. He was thinking about what to cook for the president of cooking and he decided he would cook noodles for that is what he cooked the best. BUT HE DIDN'T"T HAVE ANY NOODLES!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! So he decided to go out in search of the best noodles, but he did not have long since his intern time started in less than 14 timuntes, he was thinking very hard about where to get the noodles when he saw a sign with an old man and the sign said "Noodle aka pasta (Not scary) GARAGE SALE. The chef intern on normal day went up to old man and said" Hello old man, are you selling pasta?"
The old man said "yes... but be warned this pasta is danger!!!" The chef said, "what do you mean? I don't know how pasta be danger! I need it now i have internship!" THe old man giggled an evil old giggle and then said. "You can have the noodle of danger for free!!
But be warned if you put in a stainless steel pot it will get angry!!" The chef was like thinking no way thats freaking stupid no way a noodle is evil. THe chef took his noodles back to the kitchen for his internship, he was lucky and found a stainless steel pot and used it to cook the noodles just to spite the old man because he hates old people. He was cooking the noodles but they started to bubble and he was like oh no my pasta! And then he turned the heat down and looked at the noodles... but thats when he saw it!!! The HYPER REALISTIC NOODLES HAD GROWN MURDER!!
THE SCARY PASTA REACHED OUT AND CHOCKED THE CHEF sO MUCH THAT HE DIED!! Just before he died he took a dvd he had and shoved the noodles inside of them, trapping the noodles there forever, but he could not break dvd because he did not have time so he just wrote on the dvd "Do not use or break scary pasta inside - noodle.exe" and then HE DIEDDDDDD!!!!
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Category:EVIL FOOD
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Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Scary Slender Story

There once was a man. The man decided to walk in the woods at night one day to get his mind off of the long, hard day's work.
So he was walking in the woods, minding his own business. Then, all of a sudden, a mutilated girl jumped out in front of him.
The man jumped. The girl yelled, from the top of her longs, in a man's voice, "OOGITY BOOGITY, BOOGITY BOOGITY OOGITY!"
Then, all of a sudden, the girl dropped dead out of nowhere. The man just shook what just happened out of his mind and continued walking.
As he was walking, however, he saw a blinding light. A scary skeleton came out of nowhere, absolutely nowhere, and screamed, "BOO!"
The man screamed and ran farther into the woods. However, SlenderMan jumped out of nowhere, scaring the pee out of the man. All of a sudden, SlenderMan shopped the man up.
The next night, SlenderMan decided to eat the man for his din-din (translation: "dinner"). He got out a big plate and put the man's limbs on his subway sandwich, and ate happily.
The scary thing was... THAT MAN WAS YOU!
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Shortpasta
Scary Spider Man Story

Hi my name is Tom this story takes place on the Halloween of 1998 I was 14, and I was wearing a skeleton costume out tricker treating I had gotten to the last house my pumpkin bag full of candy I was walking home thinking how much candy I was going to eat it was really dark outside only the streets lights lighting up the streets when I saw a guy wearing a vintage old dirty beaten up Spider-Man costume on the different side of the street despite the bad condition of the costume it looked pretty cool the eyes looked angry and where thin white and had a yellowish tint to them the suit was dark red and had a dark Ora to it, I noticed the guy was walking strangely and twitching I said hey cool suit man he didn't even notice me and just kept walking until I couldn't see him anymore after walking for a while more I heard what appeared to be the old Spider-Man theme song from the 60s cartoon, but it sounded like it was coming from a broken sound box and the volume was the low I was still walking home confused and was a little bit spooked where the song was coming from when I saw the guy in the Spider-Man costume again he was on the same street as me now walking fast towards me, he was twitching even more as he got closer I saw there were small things moving under his suit as he got closer to me just some feet near me, he didn't say anything he wasn't even breathing as I was about to say something he took of his mask but instead of a face a bunch of small spiders came the gloves and shoes also came of and even more spiders came out from them to in shock I screamed as loud as I could and passed out when I woke up I was in the hospital I thought it was all a hallucination and I had passed out and hit my head until the doctor came in I asked him how long I had been there he said 8 days I was shocked I had been there for more than a week I asked him why in a shocked voice what he said still gives me shivers to this day he said I had deadly spiders bites all over my body.
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Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Animulz
Category:English Class Failure
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Scary dora 2

I was on YouTube one day when I stumbled upon a video titled "I found the chapstick 4 am freestyle". I remembered the absolute terror of a video similarly titled "where's the chapstick 4 am freestyle". I was a bit hesitant to click on what appeared to be the sequel to the video that ruined my life. I eventually did click on it and it what I saw traumatized me for the rest of my life. The camera showed a very dark room with two figures standing in it. It took me awhile to realize that the people were Dora and the bear creature from the original video. They were standing next to what I think was that goddamn chapstick. I was already terrified. Dora then began to speak "I found the chapstick". There was nothing but silence for a few seconds until Dora says "I found the chapstick" a second time. Shortly after this, the video ended. I will never recover from what I just witnessed. If you click on the video below, then prepare for a lifetime amount of trauma.
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Category:Unnecessary Sequels
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Scary facts

Top 10 scariest facts warning you will have nightmares but first I'm going a giveaway all you need to do is comment "u are a poo poo head" and I will come out your phone and kicked your nose 
10: If you go to the airport at 3:00am and shout "I HAVE A BOMB" a scary creature called "police" WILL KILL YOUUU 
9: if you shit at 4:20am and yell Among Us 69 times a shadowy figure called u mom will come to beat you up and you wake up in a strange place called the orphanage
8: you think that theme park rides are safe but no in 2013 little billy was riding the famous roller coaster called DIE a and he was thrown off and died he only was 5 and his mother and his family cried so much you sad now give me money 
7: if you don't have insurance at 2:00am while driving eagle man will break through your car roof and drive of a cliff (don't worry children the eagle man will be fine but you won't)
6: at 12:00am if you walk towards a weird object called a door if you open it you ether a mysterious place called "outside"
5: if you go on google at 8:00pm past my bed time btw and search up "porn" and shadowy figure called "u dad" and wreck your head with a bat
4: at 5:00am if you go to the nearest wallmat parking lot I will be there selling magic beans for $1000 dollars if you plant them and do a racist dance they will grow into a gun and it will shoot you 
3: if put "free candy" on your van and drive around you will put up creatures called kids and they will force you pay fortnite money
2: if you go Disneyland at 3:00pm and yell "I'm gay" and then scary people called security guards and come and beat you up with brooms until you get out 
1: (It's invisible)
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Category:Memes
Category:Lists
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Scary guy: the game

For my 6th birthday, I got a computer and I was overjoyed at that information, I quickly booted up my PC and I started going through all the games on Steam and I started to download multiple games but then, to my horror, I found a game titled "scary guy: the game". so I clicked on it and I heard the screams of a thousand souls. After being on the Steam page for a mere few seconds, I heard the dreaded words "I am scary". I quickly destroyed my beloved computer.
A month later, I purchased a new computer and I created a new steam account so I wouldn't have to witness "The Scary Guy" again but as soon as I started to browse through steam, I heard a faint whispering sound. I tried to ignore it but then I heard the bone chilling words of "I am scary guy and I scare you." I immediately shut off my computer and I started to smash it to bits with a hammer. I was very scared.
I got a third computer and I hoped this time, I wouldn't see anything scary, but I was wrong. I created a third Steam account and I started to browse again but then the Steam page of "scary guy: the game" popped up and before I could do anything, the game forcefully downloaded itself and there it was, in front of me, scary guy: the game. I saw a demon who had the numbers "666" imprinted on his head, I was certainly scared. I then saw "Spongebob Squarepants" my Favourite cartoon character getting engulfed by flames as he utters just a few words "I am SpongeBob and I am scared". It was very scary. I grabbed a comically sized chainsaw and I murdered my poor computer.
I stole my fourth computer from a Walmart-sized Walmart and I decided not to install Steam due to Steam being haunted. I decided to hop on Roblox but while browsing the games, I found a game titled "scary guy: the game" with scary demons on the game cover and then Roblox suddenly opened on my PC and I saw scary guy but he was a Robloxian. I asked him "Why are you doing this?" and he simply replied "I am scary guy and I scare you". I was very scared. immediately threw my personal computer outside my 500 story house.
After this ordeal, I purchased a fifth computer and I decided to never go on Steam or Roblox again, instead using alternatives like GOG.com and I truly thought it was over but it wasn't. While browsing GOG, I found a game called "scary guy: the game" but instead of running away in fear, I installed the game and I faced the scary guy myself. I opened "scary guy: the game" and there he was, his scaryness scared me. I asked him why he scared people and he replied "I scare people because I am stuck in the internet because while I was gaming, my house was burning down." I responded by saying "Skill issue" before decimating him with my Mk 19 grenade launcher.
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Scary man in leather pants

One day I was watching some shitty sitcom on TV but then I hear strange sounds coming from my girlfriends bedroom. I ignore it and continue watching TV. But then I hear a very scary scream! I run towards the door and smash it open, I see my girlfriend handcuffed to bed naked and a scary man with leather pants and a whip! He tried to strangle and kill her with whip!!! I scream at top of my lungs and he jumps out of window, my girlfriend then starts to cry tears of joy because I rescued her before she gets killed by evil ghost man! Then tomorrow I find out that she left a note saying she left our house and broke up with me!? I saved her from being killed and this is how she thanks me? Ungrateful bitch, I don't need her anyways!
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Scary ohio

It was supposed to be an uneventful day in Ohio, as I begin my edgemaxxing sessions, I go to my bathroom mirror and look at myself. I begin to make my mouth contort into what could appear as saying "ooh", if you were reading my lips. Then, I smiled and nodded, this combination would create what is known as the Sigma Face. If you do it, your edgemaxxing sessions will be greatly improved (approx. more than 80 seconds lasting longer). As I start looking up tv woman porn for edge material. Suddenly, without warning, the doorbell is rung. I sprint to the front door to see a box. I bring it inside, cut it open with a sigma knife, and begin looking at it. It seems to be Nike sneakers, but the laces are replaced... with buckles. I quickly put them on, and I can't help but sing. "1 2... buckle my shoe...", I whisper with a tune. "3... 4... buckle some more." I sing loudly. Then, I scream at the top of my lungs, "5 6, NIKE KICKS!!" And I can feel thunder rumbling. It startles me. I look out the window to see an alien man with a blue shirt, but he has a tiny lil head and big big eyes. I let him in, and he says with a dark and brooding voice. "Goonmaxx." I yell to him, "NO, only edge. I am no soyjak like you..." But then, his eyes begin to pour out hyper realistic blood, I run outside to see the sky is blood red, and I hear something in the distance "Skibidi, skibidi, skibidi, skibidi." I look behind me to see alien man again. He says, as puddles of hyperrealistic blood pour from his eyes, "The Skibidi is coming, bitch. You are the sacrifice." He draws an Ohio Knife and begins to gut me, I scream in pain and horror as my internal organs are pouring out, as he leaves them at the floor, and I see the skibidi toilets feast. It is not long before I die.
I have died from eternal bleeding, and have written my experience as a warning from the ghost realm that if you get 1 2 ohio shoes... don't wear them.
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Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Potty Humor
Scary or die

This all started a few days ago, my friend referred me to a website he said it was full of fake snuff films. being the messed up pervert i was i decided to check it out and when i did i saw things so graphic that i thought there was no way that they were fake. all of the sudden every time i would close my eyes i would see them weird distorted faces so grotesque that you could hardly tell they were faces they almost looked like they were in pain. later on i started to hear voices calling out to me for help i looked all through my apartment and could find no one i even asked my neighbors if they had heard anything and she just looked at me like i was crazy. news of my friends death had reached me just a few minutes ago the official report said that he killed himself and in the note it said "the voices they wont stop i cant sleep anymore because every time i close my eyes i see them and they want me to be with them to join the poor souls who had ever peered onto that evil website, im sorry Brian i should have never told you to look at that godforsaken website... im sorry." and with that i heard the voices again, this time stronger than ever and with that i take my fathers .358 magnum put it in my mouth and after that last loud bang there was silence, i wake up realizing it was only a dream but the worst was yet to come.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Scary spongebob pasta

I was rockin' around the block when I saw a DVD that said "Scary spongebob don't watch".
I picked it up and popped it into my DVD player, smacked that play button, and...
It was a totally normal SpongeBob episode.
What a letdown, I thought to myself.
So I sold it for two dollars and bought a roku.
Anybody wanna watch TV with me? I'm lonely.
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Category:Satire
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Scary unhumidly tall figure experience

I decided to go to the college coffee shop with my classmate for some coffee to escape the rainy cold outside, and my classmate karen just got done complaining about our coffee
me "so karen how you like your tall coffee?"
"good, but i shouldve got a sandwich this coffee is not enough, im so hungry I could eat a horse!"
me "eat a horse? what?"
"its a figure of speech"
me "what?"
"figure of speech"
me "oh"
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Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Scary video tape I found

Hello today I will talk about scary tape I found.I was just walking to my house then on ground I saw tape.I grabbed it was mistake big mistake.I put tape in my tv and started watching.Here is the description of what was I watching.On the beging we see Bill Nye who is science gay.He is thin from eating only data.He wears one bow tie per body.Bill Nye said Lighting.We have been all ignored by it.It won't hit me.It won't hit you.It is cloud's money.Bill has built real cloud out of pencil and real cloud.Bill Nye said Cloud hate science since it explains them.Consider it mutual.Bill experiments for us.He lights egg on fire and rubs it on the cloud.The cloud bleed rain to wet fire.Bill Nye crack open egg inside there is lie all birds tell.Bill said Dinosaur had egg it ended badly we learned don't have egg.Bill throws egg behind him and hits child that he makes work in his science hole.Bill theme song starts playing.Song is the word Bill said 373 times.Bill is now dressed like italian volcano.Bill said Earth has crust.Pizza has crust.Einstein went extinct not knowing why science allows it.Then I saw film of Einstein aiming telescope at pizza.He pulls telescope trigger.He learns nothing.Bill is now dressed like a normal volcano.He interviews sundial.He does not speak English he speaks metric.Bill Nye said Before time was inveted by clocks humans used sundials to put shadows with hourly labor .Sundial said Leave me alone.The sundial goes to time zone where Bill can't go.Bill Nye said Ineritia is property.Matter owns property.Isaac Newton was very okay with that.Then music video is shown The songs explains how planes bribe gravity to let them fly.That was very disturbing video I don't think I will forget it.By the way it is real but real.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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