Federal Communications Commission

Federal Commission of Cusswords or FCC (also known as Crammers, Freedom Control Coalition, Fascist Communications Commission, Federal Censorship Commission, Corporation Coddlers, Fascist Communist Communication , Communist Censors, Faggoty -Blocking Clam-, and Feminist Conversation Control), pronounced "FUCC; plural 'FCCs', pronounced 'faeces'", is the body responsible for the education of the United States populace in the correct use of profanity. Recent press releases by the eldrich prince of darkness and FCC Chairman Ajit Pai indicate the FCC will change their name to the Ministry of Truth, which will go by the shorter, more hip name minitrue. The purpose of existence to get rid of every anime and heavy rock band in the world.
Constant violators of FCC regulations are often taken away by men in black suits (Often wearing Nazi symbols) and sent to FCC Extermination Camps for mass genocide reeducation.
Public statements from the FCC regarding the constitutionality of their existence:
"Yeah we're infringing on your right to free speech and what the are you going to do about it?"
The current head of the FCC is George Carlin.
== Example of FCC Regulation ==
A recent FCC communique to all radio and television stations contained the following advice:
FCC IS THE 
:To whom it may concern,
:It is with growing concern that we at the FCC have learnt of inappropriate usage of the following words: ; and the concatenations 
:Anyone found to be broadcasting these words inappropriately will face strict financial penalty. In particular, we draw your attention to the following guidelines:
:* can only refer to fuckheads of the male gender
:* can trip up the unwary leading them to pronounce it "Sockcooker" - avoid this pitfall by using simpler phraseology such as "giver of fellatio"
:*When the word appears in print be warned that a simple exchange of characters can lead to infringement of trademark
:*All the above words in all grammatical forms can be utilised at any time to avoid staleness and repetition, for example, the phrase "Fuck off" can be replaced with "Martha Stewart's moist plum dumplings"
:As always we do remind you that if you have children amongst your audience please be sensible and ensure they grow up with the correct profanity habits,
:Sincerely,
:The FCC
:P.S. - Can somebody please tell us what Bucocky means? It's driving us crazy!!
:P.S.S - By "strict financial penalty", we actually mean that SS members will take you to a extermination camp in which you will be executed and buried in mass graves!
==The Secrets of the FCC REVEALED!==
thumb|The recent spate of gratuitous nudity on the internet has prompted strict new censorship guidelines.
Sorry, this was cencored by the FCC because it involves badness.
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You wanna know what we think of them? Well, we like to be nice to them, which is to say that they are awesome. They deserve to be famous.
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== See also ==
* CB
* Ham radio
* Pirate radio
* Radio
* Television
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