Beta/Season 19/Election Results

===Decrees===
*Under Achiever passed with 8,437,909 Votes, 73% of all Decree Votes
**THE MIRROR DOUBLESDIVIDESADVANCING LOSSESSPINNING VICTORYEND OVER END
**UNWIN THE UNDERBRACKET
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===Tidings===
*A DEBT II
**THE LEAGUE WAS LEVERAGEDSUN(SUN) WAS FORGEDSUN(SUN) WAS SET
**BLASEBALL WAS RAISED BY A SECOND POWER
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*sorry again
**here you go jazz hands
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**here you go georgias
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**here you go tacos
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**here you go dale
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**here you go spies
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**here you go worms
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**here you go millennials
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**here you go steaks
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**here you go pies
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**here you go garages
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**here you go mechanics
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**here you go magic
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**here you go breath mints
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**here you go crabs
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===Wills===
List of Wills Results:
*Shadow Infuse
**The Wild Wings vote to infuse Cell Barajas' Pitching ability.
**Cell Barajas' Pitching is Infused.
***Pitching 
**Shadow Infuse - 27% of all Wild Wings Will VotesThis Filing - 29% of Wild Wings Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 8% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Wild Wings chose to bring Cell Barajas forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Joshua Watson.
**The Wild Wings swapped two players on their roster.
***Cell Barajas -> Rotation 
***Joshua Watson -> Shadows 
**Joshua Watson entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 62% of all Wild Wings Will VotesThis Filing - 96% of Wild Wings Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 59% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Garages chose to bring Emblem Warhorse forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Brisket Friendo.
**The Garages swapped two players on their roster.
***Emblem Warhorse -> Lineup 
***Brisket Friendo -> Shadows 
**Brisket Friendo entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 2% of all Garages Will VotesThis Filing - 43% of Garages Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 1% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Garages vote to infuse Theodore Duende's Defense ability.
**Theodore Duende's Defense is Infused.
***Defense 
**Shadow Infuse - 42% of all Garages Will VotesThis Filing - 94% of Garages Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 39% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Magic vote to swap --l-xa-dre- Walton and Evelton McBlase II.
**The Lift and Magic made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 39% of all Magic Will VotesThis Filing - 9% of Magic Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 4% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Magic vote to infuse Washer Barajas' Batting ability.
**Washer Barajas' Batting is Infused.
***Batting 
**Shadow Infuse - 23% of all Magic Will VotesThis Filing - 56% of Magic Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 13% chance of happening.
*Shadow Revoke
**The Shoe Thieves revoke Bright Zimmerman.
**Bright Zimmerman embraces the Roamin' lifestyle.
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**Bright Zimmerman roamed to a new team.
*** Bright Zimmerman, Shadows 
*** Bright Zimmerman, Shadows 
**Bright Zimmerman was boosted.
***Combined 
**Bright Zimmerman entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Badgerson Stromboli is Partying!
***Combined 
**William Boone is Partying!
***Combined 
**Drosophila Fashion is Partying!
***Combined 
**Winnie Loser is Partying!
***Combined 
**Shadow Revoke - 20% of all Shoe Thieves Will VotesThis Filing - 75% of Shoe Thieves Shadow Revoke VotesFinal Odds - 15% chance of happening.
*Reform
**The Shoe Thieves choose to reroll Stu Trololol's Flinch mod.
**Stu Trololol re-rolled from to .
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**Reform - 26% of all Shoe Thieves Will VotesThis Filing - 33% of Shoe Thieves Reform VotesFinal Odds - 9% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Worms chose to bring Ephraim Ladd forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Muse Scantron.
**The Worms swapped two players on their roster.
***Ephraim Ladd -> Lineup 
***Muse Scantron -> Shadows 
**Muse Scantron entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 40% of all Worms Will VotesThis Filing - 71% of Worms Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 28% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Worms vote to swap Parker Meng and Jacoby Podcast.
**The Crabs and Worms made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 21% of all Worms Will VotesThis Filing - 48% of Worms Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 10% chance of happening.
*Alternate Trust
**The Flowers choose Jaylen Hotdogfingers to receive an Alternate Trust.
**Jaylen Hotdogfingers' Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Alternate Jaylen Hotdogfingers arrived with .
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**Alternate Trust - 4% of all Flowers Will VotesThis Filing - 35% of Flowers Alternate Trust VotesFinal Odds - 1% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Flowers vote to swap Jacob Haynes and Hierophantic Foible.
**The Breath Mints and Flowers made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 61% of all Flowers Will VotesThis Filing - 89% of Flowers Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 54% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Lovers chose to bring Mindy Salad forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Helga Burton.
**The Lovers swapped two players on their roster.
***Mindy Salad -> Rotation 
***Helga Burton -> Shadows 
**Helga Burton entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 40% of all Lovers Will VotesThis Filing - 91% of Lovers Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 36% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Lovers vote to infuse Mindy Salad's Pitching ability.
**Mindy Salad's Pitching is Infused.
***Pitching 
**Shadow Infuse - 46% of all Lovers Will VotesThis Filing - 99% of Lovers Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 45% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Lift chose to bring Kit Honey forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Silvaire Semiquaver.
**The Lift swapped two players on their roster.
***Kit Honey -> Lineup 
***Silvaire Semiquaver -> Shadows 
**Silvaire Semiquaver entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 49% of all Lift Will VotesThis Filing - 98% of Lift Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 47% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Lift vote to swap Engine Eberhardt and Cory Ross.
**The Steaks and Lift made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 46% of all Lift Will VotesThis Filing - 76% of Lift Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 35% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Steaks chose to bring Zoey Kirchner forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Zephyr McCloud.
**The Steaks swapped two players on their roster.
***Zoey Kirchner -> Rotation 
***Zephyr McCloud -> Shadows 
**Zephyr McCloud entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 44% of all Steaks Will VotesThis Filing - 96% of Steaks Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 42% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Steaks vote to swap Jessica Telephone and Kline Greenlemon.
**The Lift and Steaks made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 9% of all Steaks Will VotesThis Filing - 19% of Steaks Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 2% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Mechanics vote to infuse PolkaDot Patterson's Batting ability.
**PolkaDot Patterson's Batting is Infused.
***Batting 
**Shadow Infuse - 34% of all Mechanics Will VotesThis Filing - 74% of Mechanics Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 25% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Mechanics chose to bring Agan Harrison forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Bees ----el-.
**The Mechanics swapped two players on their roster.
***Agan Harrison -> Lineup 
***Bees ----el- -> Shadows 
**Bees ----el- entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 28% of all Mechanics Will VotesThis Filing - 88% of Mechanics Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 24% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Breath Mints vote to move Trinity Roche to their Shadow Lineup.
**The Breath Mints made a roster move.
*** Trinity Roche, Lineup 
*** Trinity Roche, Shadows 
**Trinity Roche entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 46% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 91% of Breath Mints Move VotesFinal Odds - 42% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Breath Mints vote to infuse Uncle Plasma's Pitching ability.
**Uncle Plasma's Pitching is Infused.
***Pitching 
**Shadow Infuse - 43% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 95% of Breath Mints Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 42% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Tigers chose to bring Mummy Melcon forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Famous Owens.
**The Tigers swapped two players on their roster.
***Mummy Melcon -> Rotation 
***Famous Owens -> Shadows 
**Famous Owens entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 34% of all Tigers Will VotesThis Filing - 90% of Tigers Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 30% chance of happening.
*Reform
**The Tigers choose to reroll Paula Turnip's Super Idol mod.
**Paula Turnip re-rolled from to .
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**Reform - 39% of all Tigers Will VotesThis Filing - 96% of Tigers Reform VotesFinal Odds - 37% chance of happening.
*Alternate Trust
**The Dale choose Caleb Novak to receive an Alternate Trust.
**Caleb Novak's Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Alternate Caleb Novak arrived with .
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**Alternate Trust - 33% of all Dale Will VotesThis Filing - 99% of Dale Alternate Trust VotesFinal Odds - 33% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Dale vote to infuse Rush Ito's Batting ability.
**Rush Ito's Batting is Infused.
***Batting 
**Shadow Infuse - 34% of all Dale Will VotesThis Filing - 92% of Dale Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 31% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Crabs vote to swap Fran Beans and Trinity Smaht.
**The Wild Wings and Crabs made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 22% of all Crabs Will VotesThis Filing - 4% of Crabs Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 1% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Crabs vote to infuse Montgomery Bullock's Pitching ability.
**Montgomery Bullock's Pitching is Infused.
***Pitching 
**Shadow Infuse - 38% of all Crabs Will VotesThis Filing - 95% of Crabs Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 36% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Millennials vote to infuse Ruslan Duran's Defense ability.
**Ruslan Duran's Defense is Infused.
***Defense 
**Shadow Infuse - 40% of all Millennials Will VotesThis Filing - 90% of Millennials Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 36% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Millennials vote to move Greer Gwiffin to their Lineup.
**The Millennials made a roster move.
*** Greer Gwiffin, Rotation 
*** Greer Gwiffin, Lineup 
**Move - 39% of all Millennials Will VotesThis Filing - 98% of Millennials Move VotesFinal Odds - 38% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Tacos vote to infuse Son Jensen's Batting ability.
**Son Jensen's Batting is Infused.
***Batting 
**Shadow Infuse - 41% of all Tacos Will VotesThis Filing - 85% of Tacos Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 34% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Tacos vote to move Fish Summer to their Lineup.
**The Tacos made a roster move.
*** Fish Summer, Shadows 
*** Fish Summer, Lineup 
**Move - 45% of all Tacos Will VotesThis Filing - 100% of Tacos Move VotesFinal Odds - 45% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Jazz Hands vote to infuse Edric Tosser's Batting ability.
**Edric Tosser's Batting is Infused.
***Batting 
**Shadow Infuse - 21% of all Jazz Hands Will VotesThis Filing - 44% of Jazz Hands Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 9% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Jazz Hands vote to swap Wyatt Pothos and Logan Rodriguez.
**The Magic and Jazz Hands made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 54% of all Jazz Hands Will VotesThis Filing - 89% of Jazz Hands Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 49% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Georgias vote to swap Dickerson Morse and Wyatt Mason IV.
**The Steaks and Georgias made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 28% of all Georgias Will VotesThis Filing - 5% of Georgias Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 1% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Georgias vote to infuse Neerie McCloud's Batting ability.
**Neerie McCloud's Batting is Infused.
***Batting 
**Shadow Infuse - 5% of all Georgias Will VotesThis Filing - 95% of Georgias Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 4% chance of happening.
*Alternate Trust
**The Firefighters choose Socks Maybe to receive an Alternate Trust.
**Socks Maybe's Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Alternate Socks Maybe arrived with .
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**Alternate Trust - 5% of all Firefighters Will VotesThis Filing - 85% of Firefighters Alternate Trust VotesFinal Odds - 4% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Firefighters chose to bring Clare Mccall forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Caleb Alvarado.
**The Firefighters swapped two players on their roster.
***Clare Mccall -> Rotation 
***Caleb Alvarado -> Shadows 
**Caleb Alvarado entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 23% of all Firefighters Will VotesThis Filing - 1% of Firefighters Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 0% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Sunbeams chose to bring Sigmund Castillo forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Lars Taylor.
**The Sunbeams swapped two players on their roster.
***Sigmund Castillo -> Rotation 
***Lars Taylor -> Shadows 
**Lars Taylor entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 40% of all Sunbeams Will VotesThis Filing - 97% of Sunbeams Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 39% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Sunbeams vote to infuse Sigmund Castillo's Pitching ability.
**Sigmund Castillo's Pitching is Infused.
***Pitching 
**Shadow Infuse - 40% of all Sunbeams Will VotesThis Filing - 95% of Sunbeams Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 38% chance of happening.
*Alternate Trust
**The Moist Talkers choose Amos Melon to receive an Alternate Trust.
**Amos Melon's Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Alternate Amos Melon arrived with .
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**Alternate Trust - 10% of all Moist Talkers Will VotesThis Filing - 61% of Moist Talkers Alternate Trust VotesFinal Odds - 6% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Moist Talkers vote to infuse London Simmons' Batting ability.
**London Simmons' Batting is Infused.
***Batting 
**Shadow Infuse - 32% of all Moist Talkers Will VotesThis Filing - 94% of Moist Talkers Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 31% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Moist Talkers vote to swap Cudi Di Batterino and Goobie Ballson.
**The Lift and Moist Talkers made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 12% of all Moist Talkers Will VotesThis Filing - 5% of Moist Talkers Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 1% chance of happening.
*Reform
**The Spies choose to reroll Yeong-Ho Garcia's Friend of Crows mod.
**Yeong-Ho Garcia re-rolled from to .
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**Reform - 6% of all Spies Will VotesThis Filing - 99% of Spies Reform VotesFinal Odds - 6% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Spies vote to move Mohammed Picklestein to their Shadow Rotation.
**The Spies made a roster move.
*** Mohammed Picklestein, Rotation 
*** Mohammed Picklestein, Shadows 
**Mohammed Picklestein entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 20% of all Spies Will VotesThis Filing - 94% of Spies Move VotesFinal Odds - 19% chance of happening.
*Item Move
**The Spies chose to move Golden Necklace to Jasper Blather.
**Fitzgerald Blackburn dropped Golden Necklace.
*** Golden Necklace
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***Overall 17.7 + 0.1 -> 17.7 
**Jasper Blather dropped Rubber Shoes.
*** Rubber Shoes
***Overall 11.8 + 0.5 -> 11.8 
**Jasper Blather gained Golden Necklace.
*** Golden Necklace
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***Overall 11.8 -> 11.8 + 0.2 
**Jasper Blather's Golden Necklace was repaired.
**Item Move - 7% of all Spies Will VotesThis Filing - 5% of Spies Item Move VotesFinal Odds - 0% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Fridays chose to bring Yasslyn Statter Jr. forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Mordecai Kingbird.
**The Fridays swapped two players on their roster.
***Yasslyn Statter Jr. -> Rotation 
***Mordecai Kingbird -> Shadows 
**Mordecai Kingbird entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 30% of all Fridays Will VotesThis Filing - 94% of Fridays Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 28% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Fridays vote to move Mordecai Kingbird to their Shadow Lineup.
**The Fridays made a roster move.
*** Mordecai Kingbird, Shadows 
*** Mordecai Kingbird, Shadows 
**Move - 30% of all Fridays Will VotesThis Filing - 3% of Fridays Move VotesFinal Odds - 1% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Fridays vote to swap Gabriel Griffith and Alyssa Harrell.
**The Firefighters and Fridays made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 6% of all Fridays Will VotesThis Filing - 1% of Fridays Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 0% chance of happening.
*Alternate Trust
**The Pies choose Peanut Holloway to receive an Alternate Trust.
**Peanut Holloway's Alternate is called.
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***Combined 
**Peanut Holloway feels renewed.
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**Alternate Peanut Holloway arrived with .
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**Alternate Trust - 32% of all Pies Will VotesThis Filing - 100% of Pies Alternate Trust VotesFinal Odds - 32% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Pies vote to infuse Doc Anice's Batting ability.
**Doc Anice's Batting is Infused.
***Batting 
**Shadow Infuse - 33% of all Pies Will VotesThis Filing - 98% of Pies Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 32% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Pies vote to swap Kaz Fiasco and Elvis Figueroa.
**The Sunbeams and Pies made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 3% of all Pies Will VotesThis Filing - 33% of Pies Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 1% chance of happening.
===Blessings===
List of Blessing Results:
*Targeted Evolution blessed the Seattle Garages.
**Oliver Mueller Evolved to Base 1
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**Betsy Trombone Evolved to Base 1
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**The Garages had 6% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Tigers with 12%2,562,285 votes were cast.
*Defense Practice blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
**The Magic's had their Active player's Defense adjusted by 1 to 4%.
**The Magic were boosted.
***Defense 
**Tiana Wheeler's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Goodwin Morin II's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**James Mora's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Francisco P-eston's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Logan Rodriguez's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Bonk Jokes' defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Bevan Wise's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**--l-xa-dre- Walton's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**King Weatherman's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Cravel Gesundheit's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Curry Aliciakeyes' defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Eizabeth Elliott's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**The Magic had 6% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 21%2,119,921 votes were cast.
*Now Hiring blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
**The Shoe Thieves recruited Agan Harrison from the Mechanics
*** Agan Harrison, Lineup 
*** Agan Harrison, Lineup 
**The Shoe Thieves had 68% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.428,919 votes were cast.
*Fax Preparation blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
**The Shoe Thieves made a roster move.
*** Goodwin Morin III, Lineup 
*** Goodwin Morin III, Shadows 
**Goodwin Morin III entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**The Shoe Thieves had 4% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Worms with 21%232,744 votes were cast.
*Cluttered blessed the Ohio Worms.
**Worms' random Player Scratch Deleuze gained the permanent mod .
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**The Worms had 19% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Crabs with 22%620,677 votes were cast.
*Subtractor blessed the Ohio Worms.
**Worms avoided Subtraction.The Moist Talkers' Cedric Spliff is now a .
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**The Worms had 4% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Crabs with 28%377,964 votes were cast.
*Go Big? Go Home blessed the Boston Flowers.
**Flowers avoided Underachievement.The Crabs' Alston Cerveza is now an .
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**The Flowers had 2% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Crabs with 20%354,059 votes were cast.
*Guarded blessed the San Francisco Lovers.
**Lovers' random Player Karato Bean gained the permanent mod .
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**The Lovers had 32% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.311,496 votes were cast.
*Cover Letters blessed the San Francisco Lovers.
**The Lovers' had their Shadow player's Defense adjusted by -5 to 20%.
**Nerd James' defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Milo Brown's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Chorby Spoon's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Gita Biscuits' defense was impaired.
***Defense 
**Johndan McGhee's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Bistro Succotash's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Kurt Crueller's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Fletcher Yamamoto's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Karato Rangel's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Abner Wood's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Annie Williams' defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Frazier Tosser's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Sandie Nelson's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Amaya Jackson's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Aureliano Estes' defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**Helga Burton's defense was boosted.
***Defense 
**The Lovers had 0% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Garages with 35%1,943,261 votes were cast.
*Outdoorsy blessed the Tokyo Lift.
**Lift's random Player Kline Greenlemon gained the permanent mod .
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**The Lift had 14% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Magic with 72%1,184,444 votes were cast.
*Hits Keep Coming blessed the Dallas Steaks.
**The Steaks' Lineup was sorted by descending Tragicness.
**The Steaks had 21% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.51,569 votes were cast.
*Junk Baller blessed the Dallas Steaks.
**Leach Herman's Unthwackability was improved by -5%.
***Unthwackability 
**The Steaks had 11% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 15%1,242,032 votes were cast.
*Pitching Practice blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
**The Crabs' had their Rotation's Pitching adjusted by 1 to 4%.
**The Crabs were boosted.
***Pitching 
**Lorcan Smaht's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Jacoby Podcast's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Adalberto Tosser's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Finn James' pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**The Crabs had 10% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Fridays with 19%1,536,185 votes were cast.
*Fax Numbers blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
**The Crabs' had their Shadow player's Pitching adjusted by -5 to 20%.
**Jon Halifax's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Pierre Haley's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Axel Campbell's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Rosa Holloway's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Bevan Underbuck's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Hercules Lincecum's pitching was impaired.
***Pitching 
**Samothes Dembélé's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Samothes Thwompson's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Miguel Peterson's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Squid Galvanic's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Robbins Schmitt's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Alexandria Hess' pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Joyner Rugrat's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Javier Howe's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Elijah Glover's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Thomas Marsh's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Matheo Tanaka's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Montgomery Bullock's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Parker Parra's pitching was impaired.
***Pitching 
**The Crabs had 6% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Tacos with 17%3,443,325 votes were cast.
*Shadowrun blessed the Baltimore Crabs.
**The Crabs' had their Shadow player's Baserunning adjusted by -5 to 20%.
**Jon Halifax's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Pierre Haley's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Axel Campbell's baserunning was impaired.
***Baserunning 
**Rosa Holloway's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Bevan Underbuck's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Hercules Lincecum's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Samothes Dembélé's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Samothes Thwompson's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Miguel Peterson's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Squid Galvanic's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Robbins Schmitt's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Alexandria Hess' baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Joyner Rugrat's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Javier Howe's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Elijah Glover's baserunning was impaired.
***Baserunning 
**Thomas Marsh's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Matheo Tanaka's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Montgomery Bullock's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Parker Parra's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**The Crabs had 13% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Jazz Hands with 14%1,449,254 votes were cast.
*Revelations blessed the New York Millennials.
**Sandie Carver's Omniscience was improved by 13%.
***Omniscience 
**The Millennials had 8% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Crabs with 17%703,556 votes were cast.
*Gaudy blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
**Tacos' random Player Mcdowell Mason gained the permanent mod .
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**The Tacos had 15% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Mechanics with 17%1,423,855 votes were cast.
*Underhanded blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
**Tacos' random Player Michelle Sportsman gained the permanent mod .
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**The Tacos had 16% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Tigers with 20%8,599,791 votes were cast.
*Running Practice blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
**The Jazz Hands' had their Lineup's Baserunning adjusted by 1 to 4%.
**The Jazz Hands were boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Walton Sports' baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Collins Melon's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Baby Doyle's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Lancelot Kane's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Kathy Mat-ews' baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Zippy DeSh-e-ds' baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Dervin Gorczyca's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**----- -----'s baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Liquid Friend's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**Mikan Hammer's baserunning was boosted.
***Baserunning 
**The Jazz Hands had 47% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.1,813,651 votes were cast.
*Feast or Famine blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
**Collins Melon's Indulgence was improved by 23%.
***Indulgence 
**The Jazz Hands had 21% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Magic with 36%344,799 votes were cast.
*Batting Practice blessed the Chicago Firefighters.
**The Firefighters' had their Lineup's Batting adjusted by 1 to 4%.
**The Firefighters were boosted.
***Batting 
**Wesley Poole's hitting was boosted.
***Batting 
**Geepa Beanpot's hitting was boosted.
***Batting 
**Swamuel Mora's hitting was boosted.
***Batting 
**Baby Triumphant's hitting was boosted.
***Batting 
**Socks Maybe's hitting was boosted.
***Batting 
**Justice Spoon's hitting was boosted.
***Batting 
**Isaac Johnson's hitting was boosted.
***Batting 
**Gita Sparrow's hitting was boosted.
***Batting 
**Peanutiel Duffy's hitting was boosted.
***Batting 
**Wanda Schenn's hitting was boosted.
***Batting 
**The Firefighters had 2% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Flowers with 9%2,091,201 votes were cast.
*Super Roamin' Fifth Base blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
**Jesús -oc- dropped Necklace.
*** Necklace
**Jesús -oc- gained The Fifth Base.
*** The Fifth Base
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**The Moist Talkers had 4% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Crabs with 14%523,461 votes were cast.
*Shadow Helmet Supply Run blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
**Carter Turnip gained Plastic Helmet.
*** Plastic Helmet
**Collins Mina gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**Tyreek Peterson gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**Mooney Doctor gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**Denim Squall gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**Premjeet Liu gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**Rosstin Andante gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**Rhombus Drama gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**Billup Kiddo gained Helmet of Charisma.
*** Helmet of Charisma
***Overall 6.5 -> 6.5 + 0.3 
**Zeke Wallace gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**Amos Melon did not have an available Item slot.
**Sixpack Dogwalker did not have an available Item slot.
**Tucker Flores gained Helmet of Dexterity.
*** Helmet of Dexterity
***Overall 10.6 -> 10.6 + 0.5 
**London Simmons gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**Spears Nolan gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**Natha Spruce gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**Wall Osborn gained Helmet.
*** Helmet
**The Moist Talkers had 21% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Steaks with 23%178,648 votes were cast.
*Headliners blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
**The Moist Talkers sorted their lineup by Idolatry.
**The Moist Talkers had 69% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.694,414 votes were cast.
*Moderation blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
**The Moist Talkers will now act in .
***
**The Moist Talkers had 22% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Tigers with 22%3,211,253 votes were cast.
*Shadow of the Bats blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
**The Fridays' had their Shadow player's Pitching adjusted by -5 to 20%.
**Mordecai Kingbird's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Garcia Tabby's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Mayra Buckley's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Stephanie Donaldson's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Pug Meatbrick's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Lizzy Pasta's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Hops Slumps' pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Sutton Dreamy's pitching was impaired.
***Pitching 
**Jammy Decksetter's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Timmy Manco's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Melton Campbell's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Mckinney Vaughan's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Leticia Lozano's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Caleb Morin's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Nicholas Nolan's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Itsuki Winner's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Cory Novak's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Butch Wyeth's pitching was boosted.
***Pitching 
**The Fridays had 2% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Tigers with 19%4,687,235 votes were cast.
*Walk It Off blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
**Spears Taylor's Moxie was improved by 29%.
***Moxie 
**The Fridays had 2% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 21%510,793 votes were cast.
*Shadow Sunglasses Supply Run blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
**Mordecai Kingbird did not have an available Item slot.
**Garcia Tabby gained Sunglasses.
*** Sunglasses
**Mayra Buckley gained Sunglasses.
*** Sunglasses
**Stephanie Donaldson gained Sunglasses.
*** Sunglasses
**Pug Meatbrick gained Aluminum Sunglasses.
*** Aluminum Sunglasses
***Overall 9.7 -> 9.7 + -0.3 
**Lizzy Pasta gained Sunglasses.
*** Sunglasses
**Hops Slumps gained Sunglasses.
*** Sunglasses
**Sutton Dreamy did not have an available Item slot.
**Jammy Decksetter gained Rock Sunglasses.
*** Rock Sunglasses
**Timmy Manco gained Sunglasses.
*** Sunglasses
**Melton Campbell gained Sunglasses.
*** Sunglasses
**Mckinney Vaughan gained Golden Sunglasses.
*** Golden Sunglasses
***
**Leticia Lozano gained Sunglasses.
*** Sunglasses
**Caleb Morin gained Sunglasses.
*** Sunglasses
**Nicholas Nolan gained Spicy Sunglasses.
*** Spicy Sunglasses
***
**Itsuki Winner gained Rock Sunglasses.
*** Rock Sunglasses
**Cory Novak gained Spicy Sunglasses.
*** Spicy Sunglasses
***
**Butch Wyeth gained Sunglasses.
*** Sunglasses
**The Fridays had 31% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.407,734 votes were cast.
===Post Election===
*The Spies used their .
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*The Pies used their .
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*The Fridays used their .
**
*The Moist Talkers used their .
**
*Aldon Cashmoney II faded away from the Tigers.
** Aldon Cashmoney II
*Aldon Cashmoney II faded to dust.
**
*Aldon Cashmoney III faded away from the Tigers.
** Aldon Cashmoney III
*Aldon Cashmoney III faded to dust.
**
*Aldon Cashmoney IV faded away from the Garages.
** Aldon Cashmoney IV
*Aldon Cashmoney IV faded to dust.
**
*Goodwin Morin II faded away from the Magic.
** Goodwin Morin II
*Goodwin Morin II faded to dust.
**
*Goodwin Morin IV faded away from the Breath Mints.
** Goodwin Morin IV
*Goodwin Morin IV faded to dust.
**
*NaN roamed to a new team.
** NaN, Lineup 
** NaN, Lineup 
*Jasper Blather roamed to a new team.
** Jasper Blather, Lineup 
** Jasper Blather, Lineup 
*Pudge Nakamoto roamed out of the Hall of Flame.
*Pudge Nakamoto roamed to The Spies.
** Pudge Nakamoto, Lineup 
Special AnnouncementIt's now clear to UsBlaseball is deeply Divided.We've recorded massive LossesThe League is in the RedWe've been forced to make a DealA Grand BargainInflation will keep Us afloatAs We get things Squared AwaySo have your funStay PositiveWin or LoseEverybody Wins