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Stories of a cow rancher 2: Mystery Car

== Mystery Car ==
A few years after the whole "cow" incident I stumbled upon something else. A mysterious car that I kept seeing parked in my backyard, every time I approached it the thing would just fade away, if I saw it and then ignored it the thing would honk at me constantly, I never understood the car.
One day I decided I had had enough of it, I went to a gun store and bought a hunting rifle, I brought it back to my house with me, next time that car showed up I was going to blow a hole in the side of it, if it ever did show up again. I waited, all night, until I had to go to the restroom, there, in the mirror, I saw it, the car. It was on my head, if I was to shoot it I would have to shoot myself, I was being driven mad, I needed someone to comfort me, so I found a dating site meant for that exact thing, farmers only . com of course, and it worked. After three months of searching I was able to find someone, she was eager to move in, she had beautiful hair and a face that gods would be jealous of.
She arrived. It was at that moment that I knew I had made a mistake, the car that pulled into my driveway, was an unlicensed black car that had no branding, he jumped out and walked towards my house, she wasn't nearly as nice as she was in her picture. She walked up to the door and rang the doorbell, I opened it and let her in. The first thing she wanted to do was kiss me, so she did, it wasn't that intimate though, I was disgusted, her mouth, tasted like gasoline, it was horrible. I pulled away my face and looked at her, she, had changed, I don't know how to describe it, she was, changing in front of me, her forehead started to move, the, the car imprinted itself slowly onto her head, I was crazy. I called it off, and when she was driving off I shot her car, but it just faded away, ever since then I haven't heard from her and haven't seen the car, I just think about what it was.
Part 1 here
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Story of Divisor

Story of Divisor
Please lisen to the song and read carfully
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It was 8 o'clock Jack was walking home from his friend's house. He was thinking of his brother Max, who died in a car crash. So when he got home he open the door and his drunk fool of a father said "dinner well be ready in a little bit so go to your room a take a nap I will help you up the stairs"  He glanced towards his "father"."I'm 18; I can walk by myself" he said seriously. "Do not give me that attitude boy" said his father. So Jack walked up the small stair case then entered his room. After dinner he went to his room and went to bed. In his dream he saw His Brother Max he had a hanging jaw being held by loose tissue and his gums. There was glass sticking out of Max's forehead and chest. There was Black blood coming from Max's eyeballs. Max's legs where bent ways the where not supposed to be. Max's face was 6 feet away from Jack's face. 
WARNING: This Part of the Story Has BLOOD, GUTS, AND MAYBE A DECAPATION OR 2
When Jack wakes he gets up and looks down the stairs and saw his father.  A voice in his head started saying, 'kill him, kill him, kill him, he wasn't there, kill him, kill him, Kill Him, KILL HIM'. So Jack takes His FATHERS Blade of Flames #1. Jack Laughs insanely. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" His father looks back and saw Jack but it was too late. He was decapitated and his head rolled on the floor. He then proceeded to slash the rest of the body apart, spilling out intestines. His mom saw her husband in pieces and screamed. "Jack what did you do?!?!" said his mom. Jack looked at his mother one last time before he ran. He slammed the control panel he hit the garage button and the garage opened he got what he needed Project101 #2 his hoodie his gloves and his knife and Flint. So He blows the house up with the spark gas. Then he ran in to the woods. And He feels something on his shoulder and looks behind him. It was a white clawed hand with a black fingerless glove on it. He followed the hand up and saw it. A white face with what looked like bone covering the left side, blazing orange eyes with a black sclera, shoulder length white hair, and a twisted shark- like smile. On his back was a demonic looking broadsword that radiated darkness and despair most of the time, but not to Jack. The figure was wearing a black battle kimono like shirt, black ninja pants, black combat boots, and a black open trench coat with a hood and silver zippers and chains near the top and a hood. The smile widened and it spoke, "Welcome to the family" And that how Jack Silver died. And the Divisor was born.
The End..... 
Or is it......... 
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Story of Mr. Krabs Tree

Mr. Krabs Tree was an alien from a distant planet. He was a being of great intelligence and philosophical insight. One day, he was meditating on the nature of existence when a profound thought occurred to him.
"What is the meaning of life?" Mr. Krabs Tree asked himself. "Why are we here? What is our purpose?"
He sat in contemplation for hours, considering the mysteries of the universe. Finally, he reached a conclusion.
"The meaning of life is to find one's own meaning," Mr. Krabs Tree declared. "Each individual must discover their own purpose and fulfill it to the best of their ability. Only then can they find true happiness and fulfillment."
With this newfound understanding, Mr. Krabs Tree stood up and looked up at the stars. He knew that there was much more to learn and discover, but he was ready to embark on the journey.
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Story of a Thief

I open up my mind.
You open up your mouth.
My words flow out of yours.
And then they're mine no more.
Secrets flowing freely.
No more locked away.
And as they pour all over.
I begin to drown.
This was my trust, this was my mind.
Now I'm a slave to your whims and lies.
No more to tell you, it's all been told,
No more to let loose, the stories unfold.
You kicked me down.
They stamped me out.
My shadow's not mine.
My head is a book.
So when you now sit.
On a throne of crushed friends.
Remember what I said.
They don't know you yet.
That was your trust, that was your mind.
Now you're a slave to those you brought down.
Your cries and tears fall on deaf ears.
And we take back what's rightfully ours.
We're caught in this cycle.
Each one of us.
I've been the victim.
I've been the killer.
And until we are all gone.
It's a thief's feast.
This was my trust, this was my mind.
Now it's the time to leave it behind.
It's in our blood to strive for the best.
But we'll wash our hands in another one's sins.
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Story of caleb oc horror story

My life is an intense life. I remember back in the day when all i had to care about was school and lookin punk rock. It all then changed in a quick manor.
i was at a sleep over, makin pizza. When we finishd makin an pizza we watched a scary movie. I got hungray so i went into kitchen to get a sneaky slice of pizza and i decided to not turn on light cause fuck the polic. Then this stupid bitch scared me nd i smacked her wit a pizza slice. She died n i got all scared so i went home cause dah popo will surely not believe that i did not kill friend, it was pizza!
So i was home and i packed my punk rock black veil bridez bakpak with stuff that killers use because that is now who i am thanks to mischievous pizza. I looked at my normel not killer self in mirror one last time. I held trusty dish rag in my hand, as it was a good weapon cause i can stuff in peopls mouths and kil them.
'Can only use this dish rag' i thought, 'if somebodi takes it then i am powerless.'
i sighed and then did sick parkour out window.
when i wandered in forest i was not scared because my teen girl body can over power any enemie as long as i has dish rag!!!
suddenly there was a house that looked shadi but i was like "i accidentally kill friend so what is left to lose?" So i did sick parkour in window.
'who is you' asked a group of killer
'i am caleb parkour i killed friend with pizza slice and now i must quench my blood thirst pls n thnx'
'okai' said killer group unanimousli
Nd now am killer in a killing house with a group of the many killerz.
dis is my storie
dis is my life
now i walk off in distance listenin to Bring me Horizon Plz on my walkmans, silencly puttin on more eyeliner, trusti dishrag in hand deuces
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Story of the Blanks

Surely many of you have heard of the series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and some of you might know that there is a related creepypasta named Cupcakes. And you surely you all know that "Video Game" creepypastas are very common.
Well I'm not going to talk to you about a "creepypasta" about a video game. Believe it or not I'm going to talk you about a real video game, based on My Little Pony, worthy of be considered a real creepypasta.
This game doesn't have great graphics (they are pretty much the NES-style graphics), but it still doesn't diminish its impact.
In the plot, you start off using Apple Bloom. At first, it's not a big deal; Apple Bloom walks, meets Twilight Sparkle, and both ponies walk to the Everfree Forest to see Zecora. When Apple Bloom and Twilight go to her home, something blocks the path. Here is where it starts to get interesting.
Twilight decides to stay and think about how to get around what was blocking the path, while Apple Bloom goes back on the road when you suddenly see a pony going further into the forest and you'll have to follow her. In doing so, you'll get to an unknown town. After you talk with the yellow pony in one of the houses, you'll find a red gem. When you get it, go back to the yellow pony and talk with her. You'll then have to solve a small, but not very difficult, maze and interact with the lever that you'll find.
After doing all that, you'll have to go to a forest part in the north of town. On the right of a house in the forest is a well. Interact with it, and you'll have the key to the house. Use it to enter the house and...well, at that moment, you'll have to see for yourself.
Unfortunately, the game is no longer available.
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Strange Herobrine

I was just clipping together some last moment touches on my Blocko house, when suddenly, every block disappeared and the house was replaced with a giant statue of Herobrine. (Herobrine is a default Minecraft character with no pupils). As I had never seen anything like this through my entire history of Blockland, I IRC'd Left 4 Dead Noob and he said I was pulling his leg, so I let him visit and when he spawned he saw the truth. He said that I needed to clear all bricks, but when I tried I heard a loud voice saying "Stop!" and I told Left what I heard and he said it was fake, so I gave him admin and sure enough, he heard Herobrine too. I had an idea though. I contacted the only one of my friends that used console codes. UnknownStar. I told him what happened and asked what the clear all bricks code was. He didn't reply, so I sent him an urgent message and so he popped up instantly. I let him mess with the console, and the Herobrine statue disappeared.
6 days later I started a new server called ZombieTennis' enirboreh. It was meant for pure stupidity, but Herobrine translated it backwards and he got really MAD. As a punishment I was forced to take Herobrine's place in minecraft while he enjoyed being me. Being Herobrine was lonely and sad, so I emailed Herobrine and said "I meant no harm Herobrine, I WANT MY OLD LIFE BACK!" 8 long miserable days of being Herobrine later, I received a reply saying "Very well. You may come back to Blockland." So a little box popped up, asking if I wanted to go back to Blockland. I clicked yes, and I was back on my server instantly. I realized everything was back to normal, so I built a celebration table. In all my Blockland history I have never experienced such weirdness. I decided to write down on here what happened and am just about fall asleep...
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Strange Knocking

Last night, just before midnight, I heard a strange series of knocks on my door.
It wasn't just knock, knock, knock. They were rhythmic. Almost like a pattern. I sat frozen in my armchair, straining my ears to listen.
Knock. Knock-Knock. Knock.
I was too scared to open the door. So I just listened. And as I listened, I realized the pattern to the knocks meant something.
It was in Morse Code.
I grabbed my phone and looked up Morse Code. It took me about twenty minutes to actually decipher what they were saying. But when I did, my heart plummeted to the floor.
Y O U R
M O M M A
I S
U G L Y
Heart pounding in my chest, I looked out the window. To see some giggling youths, maybe about 15, running away from my house. I stared out at them, the anger flaring in my chest.
"MY MOTHER IS NOT UGLY!" I screamed out the front door.
One of them made a strange gesture at me. My heart froze. Did he just curse me? I spent an hour on Google, looking up demonic curses, but I finally found the answer in an unexpected place. Apparently, it was sign language for "FUCK YOU".
I'm terrified what they might do tonight. I've gone into the basement to spend my evening so I can't hear any knocking on the front door. What should I do? I'm terrified.
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Strange Night

I was reading book when the strange things started. I think its 3.00 AM. I heard strange voices. I went to look to window. It was a strange night. Suddenly I heard a scream and I went to the balcony. There arent any people. I went out the city and I tried to call my friends but the phone isnt work. I heard a scream again and I ran to the scream. I couldnt found anything. I went old street. I was alone there. After that I heard same scream again. I ran to the saloon and I saw blood. Everywhere covered by blood. I walked and I saw my friend's dead body. She took my carpus and
she said: Jessica... go out there... go out the city... if you dont... you will-you-you
She died. I walket indise the saloon and I saw my boyfriends bloody dead body. I screamed and I saw a note on his body. There writing:
Dearly Jess, I heard somethings about you. You are brave woman but not a enough. I wondered you or your family. I took help from my friend. You know him you know me. If you brave enough come to: Old City, A Presteron Apartmant no: 18. Im waiting. -Brian 
I ran to there and I entered.
I said: YEAH BRİAN I AM HERE WHAT YOU WANT SAY ME
Voice: YOU ARE SO STUBİD WOMAN DEAR
I: WHAT ARE YOU MEANİNG!?
VOİCE: I AM NOT BRİAN AHHH DİD YOU SAW YOUR BOYFRİEND HE İS SO STUBİD LİKE YOU: WHERE'S THE MY FAMİLY
VOİCE: OH DEAR PLEASE BE SLOW LOOK THE MİRROR AND READ İT LOUDLY
I went to look at mirror and I read: WELCOME TO OTHER WORLD
VOİCE: GOOD LOOK CAREFULLY HOW CAN I WROTE IT? OR WHAT I USED?
I looked carefully and I said: OH GOD WİTH BLOOD
VOİCE: TRUE YOUR PARENTS' BLOOD AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN
I: LET ME SEE YOUR FACE
Voice said: OK. He come to me and I understood He was the Jonasea. I tried escape but he caught me. He put knife in my neck and
He said: You mustn't tried it if you didnt try it you wont die painy and now first I make torture to you.
He cut my arm and leg after the sun appeared. The Polices come there I was crying and falting. Polices take me Mental Hospital because I been schizophrene. After I learnt sometihng it is how can I escape from Mental...
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Strange Noises

One Day I Was Playing Minecraft.
I Started a New World And built a house.
So Then I Started hearing noises of blocks being placed and distroyed.
I Knew I Didn't Have Mods And I Reasoned Out Herobrine.
So I Said To Myself "What The Fuck?".
I Saw A Pig Fall Out Of Nowhere Then I Got killed Out Of Nowhere.
I Respawned And I Fell Into A One Block Wide Hole Into The Void.
When I Respawned Again I Was In The Nether.
I Saw Herobrine With An Army Of Skeletons. (Not A Troll, There acctually is Skeletons.)
When I Turned Around I Saw An Army Of People, Probalby Suffering.
So Herobrine Yelled "Fire!" So I Said That Aswell.
This Went On For A While And I Finally Won.
Herobrine Said "You Have Proven To Be A Worthy Warrior."
The World Deleted Its self.
Please Dont Hate. Its My First Pasta. And Its Real.
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Strange Pyro

3/29/2013
I don't know if you will believe me but I have ran into a strange event, no pun intended, I will post journals constantly. If anything else weird happens I will post more soon
3/27/2013, I started idling (yes idling), on an awesome box map, you know where the spawns slide you into the little hole and you move really fast through these tunnels, and you slowly slide along a cat walk taking damage 'til you die? Anyways this one didn't have the usual door that lets you go into the walkways above the cat walk or the outside where you can kill idlers, or each other, I found that weird, and as usual I moved around look at my ping before I started idling, and I played as the scout cause he dies faster (which is why I suck as him) and when I looked through the window to the BLU spawn (No one else was on the server) I saw a something flash in the BLU spawn that looked like a BLU pyro with a default flamethrower and the Ghastly Gibus, I felt a little unnerved. I checked back later on my idling and I saw the same pyro with a fire axe a little closer to me, not outside the spawn though. I will post anything else I see here, be sure to keep an eye on it.
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Strange Sight

hey guys you may think im lying(because im not) about this one but i swear this is a 100% but one day i was jamming on my newly purchesed guitar hero 3 on xbox 360 format and i switched the game on and everything seemed normal as i was just chosing my song on quick play but thats when things got weird
as i went to select my song the only song i could chose was remchins of phil by a band i've never heared of called fallen paradise so i thought hmmm lets give it ago so i selected the song and the difficulty i went on medium if your wondering and waited for the game to load wait for this!
the song loaded but the game wasnt how i remembered it there was no fans no characters just a black background and a badly animated fret board there was no sound except a fait scream i could hear i was freaked out like majorly but then the screams and a constant chant which sounded like chin were getting louder but that was just the start.
all of a sudden the game switched to a video of a band's practice sesion but again no sound and then i cut to them all in a shower at this point i could really bare anymore but i noticed the drummer took a great liking in to the leading singer of the band and wispered in his ear and after the other members left both singer and drummer were alone and im affraid to say had rough sex but like the roughest ive ever seen i was mortified and picked up my xbox and destroyed it by throwing it at the head of my nan she died but least now i can buy a new xbox :D
Originally uploaded in 2011
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Strange story that happened to me

hi my name is Luke I'm 28 and work for the national search and rescue team for Canada i want to share a story that happened a few years ago. while i was searching around the great slave i saw a figure with blue clothes and a old style civil war hat like the ones napoleons soldiers were. i stared and said to it if there name is Malisa (that was the name of the person i was looking for) and it just walked away so i thought it wanted me to follow it but i couldn't find it after a while but the trail that it lead me on before it vanished had a large stone well so i went to it and shouted down Malisa are you down there?
i didn't hear a response so i used my flashlight and saw the skeleton of someone witch i believe was probably Malisas because it wore the same torn leather jacket as the descriptions showed. just then i heard a large groan as if something was angary so i turned around and saw the same figure with a old style flintlock pistol in hand. seeing it armed i ran away because i didn't have a gun on me i just had a radio flashlight lighter and spare batteries. as i ran i found a local gas station and went in and said what happened so i stayed there the night until dispatch appeared to get the body. i later found out that there was local reports of a man in blue hunting at night from locals and the dead body of Malisa had a large bullet sized hole in her collar bone and another hole on the left side of here neck bone.
i refuse to do any jobs near there and i even hear sightings of it on the radio sometime although people who say they saw it are usually called paranoid people or say that it was probably just a regular hunter.
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