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Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare - Hidden Mod

How many people do you know still play Call of Duty 4? I still happen to, but only to mod myself to 10th prestige. I had been relying on other's hacked lobbies to get me to 10th. However, I decided to learn how to mod the game myself. I picked up a jtag and hosted hacked Free-For-All lobbies to boost XP, making prestiging a quick and easy process... Until a month or so ago.
Last night I was going through some mods and messing around with different stuff. I went into the Main Modz menu and found a mod that I had never seen before. The mod was called "Prest1ge.mod". It didn't really seem creepy to me at first, so I pressed "A" on my XBOX 360 controller while highlighting the mysterious looking mod.
My game began glitching and lagging badly, making it nearly impossible to even move, aim down the sights of my M16A4, or anything of that sort. My screen first-person HUD froze, but my XBOX 360 dashboard button on my controller still worked and I was still able to access the dashboard, but I waited in hopes of a hidden surprise from the mod. Oh there was a surprise all right.
I began receiving and losing XP, in seemingly random numbers.
+1002
-69
+5
-3999
etc.
This kept going on until it reached +1127 randomly, then my screen faded to black and the text "GHOST IS COMING" appeared on my screen. I was slightly startled by this, but not enough to piss my pants. I stood strong! However, I realized that modding games for my own benefit is wrong. The game obviously wanted me to prestige normally like everyone else. Oh well, might as well do what the game says, right?
I then took out the Call of Duty 4 disc and inserted Modern Warfare 3, another game I was trying to prestige in. However, all my custom class names were renamed "GHOST", but the classes were all the same as I had left them before I had started playing Call of Duty 4. I ignored this and continued to pay.
Two weeks later I received a package from UPS from "Infinity Word." That's not how you spell Infinity Ward, right? I thought so, too. I opened the package, curious to see why the fuck someone would send me any package for any reason. I couldn't believe my eyes. You can see the contents below.
I closed the box and went back in my room to play Modern Warfare 3. However, when I looked at the screen, it had an error message:
ERROR
Your stats have been reset by Infinity Ward and you have been permabanned from Modern Warfare servers. Please don't mod our games.
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Call of Duty Black Ops

I now have CoD: Black Ops. When I played the Vorkuta mission i noticed that no one was around Reznov and Alex Mason. Later when the guard came he had blood on his body, I was wondering why. Then after 15 seconds the Screen turned black and i was spawned on a strange ground, everything was white. When I walked forward I heard a loud scream. I was really shocked and then the screen turned black. Then i was in a strange map. Everywhere were corpses and then four nazi zombies came to me. The zombies looked really scary as the other ones in kino der toten. I ran and ran, later there was a little teddy bear. Later I heard Children laughing. That scary shit scared me. When I was lost and dont know where I should went to a creepy song started to play. In the room where I went are many stairs and I decided to go up with a stair. When I arrived I heard a whispering. I ran forward now my screen were black, when the screen turned normal again my ps3 turned off.
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Call of Duty For Kids

I wanted to play Call of Duty like all the cool kids but dad said no it's for grown ups. But we went to Goodwill one day and found Call of Duty For Kids, it was rated E (for kids like me) and you shoot each other with water guns and there is no bad words. Now I will be like the cool kids!
I got home and when I started the game it warned me my microphone is on all the time and I'm not allowed to say bad words or it will delete my save file. Ok I don't say bad words I am a kid I don't do that I am good.
But while I was playing I heard my dad yell a bad word and that he stubbed his toe on the kitchen table. "I HEARD A BAD WORD", says the game at max volume. "DELETING SAVE FILE"
I cried "NO GAME DON'T DELETE MY SAVE FILE IT WASN'T ME IT WAS MY DAD"
"OKAY" said game "DELETING YOUR DAD'S SAVE FILE INSTEAD" and then all the files on my dad's laptop got deleted!
"NO! I NEED THOSE FOR WORK!" yelled my dad. "HOW AM I GONNA PAY THE BILLS?!"
The next day dad told me that he lost his job and that we can't buy any more games until he does. But that's okay at least I am playing Call of Duty like all the cool kids do. I am very skinny now and the sink and lights don't work anymore but I am still one of the cool kids. Dad said the game shouldn't be working anymore if the lights don't work either but maybe the game is just so cool it works anyway.
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Call of Duty Man Shoots the Brown People

Meet Call of Duty Man, he's a middle-aged white guy that speaks English, literally his entire family was in the American military. He loves the American government almost as much as he loves the Federal Reserve and the mega-corporations that control the nation's resources.
One day Call of Duty Man was enjoying America's freedom when General Man called him.
"Call of Duty Man, we need you to go to Russia to shoot some brown people!"
"Why?" said Call of Duty Man
"Because they refuse to speak English!!!"
"I'm on my way"
Call of Duty Man took his freedom jet (with a turret on it) and went 270 degrees around the globe to Russia, capital of terrorism and anti-freedom. He brought his favorite gun, the AK-47, it has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. Call of Duty Man got to Russia and crouched behind a gray, chest-high wall and begun shooting at the brown people because they are the bad guys and they don't speak English.
"I have to freedom these people!"
Call of Duty Man ran out of ammo for the AK-47 and switched to his M4A1, the M4A1 has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. The M4A1 ran out of ammo so he switched the the ACR, the ACR has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. The ACR ran out of ammo so he switched to the FAMAS, the FAMAS has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine The FAMAS ran out of ammo so he switched the MP5, the MP5 has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine.
The MP5 ran out of ammo so he switched to the RPG, the RPG has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine. After that he used his knife which also has high accuracy and a 30 round magazine
Call of Duty Man stopped shooting because he saw another middle-aged white guy. It was his friend, Battlefield Man! Battlefield Man gave him a freedom launcher that fired freedom bombs. They both got in the freedom jet and fired freedom nukes at everyone who didn't speak English.
And the world was safe, UNTIL IT WASN'T HOLY SHIT CLIFFHANGER
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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 (Alleged Deleted Scene)

I always liked Call of Duty games. Yesterday, I bought a XBOX 360 and a original copy of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2. Everything was working well, except for the sound, the gun sounds sounded very weird and creepy. The characters' speech was OK, I heard Sgt. Foley's and Cpl. Dunn's speech in Same Shit Different Day mission. I noticed that the Veteran difficulty didn't appeared, instead, something was written in a weird language. I played the No Russian mission and I noticed something out of normal. Makarov says normally "S Nami Bog" in the start of the mission, but I heard something like "Dobro pozhalovatʹ v ad" a friend that is studying the Russian language told me that it means "Welcome to Hell" or something like that. Then, Makarov said as always: "Remember: No Russian". And the screen blacked out for 10 seconds to return to normal. When Alexei Borodin drawed his weapon, I started firing, and the people begins to scream, but was occuring something weird, the screaming I heard was like if people were screaming outside my house, it was too real, and I was a bit scared about it, all was too real that one time I thought that was robbing in a house or something like that. But I continued playing until finishing the stage until I arrive the ambulance where Anatoly was waiting for the guys, then Makarov killed me with his gun. But then I noticed something really out of normal, the Ambulance gone, but tipically, some Russian Special Force men came to see the Borodin's corpse, but no one appeared, I was bleeding to death as the screen goes to black instead of white. Then, extremely disturbing images appeared in the screen, like real corpses with realist blood on it, all the images were in high definition, and the TV emitted lost-signal-sounds and some screams and laughing can be heard in the background. Then, a video of a man killing another man showed in my screen, the dead man was shot in the head and realist blood and grey matter was in the ground and the camera focus the face for 5 seconds after continuing to the 'Takedown' mission. I went to the local I bought the XBOX, but the shopkeeper who attended me wasn't working anymore there.
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Call of Duty Sequels That'll Never Happen

* Cod of Duty: Advanced Fishfare
* Call of Duty: Skeleton
* Call of Duty: Price Directs a Porno
* Call of Duty: WWI
* Call of Weed: Advanced Kushfare
* Call of Duty Dog Adventures
* Call of Duty Zombies: Spooky Scary Blood
* Call of Dooty: Racist Kidfare
* Mall of Duty: Soap's New Dress
* Super Smash Brawl of Duty
* Wall of Duty: Advanced Textures
* Fish AI: The Fishening
* Crawl of Duty: The Button You Never Use
* Mash of Duty: Press "X" To Not Die
* Call of Booty: Dat Ass
* Fall of Duty: Glitching Through Floors
* Call for Foody: Ghost is hungry
* Really Croody: It Rhymes so Its A CoD Sequel
*Cash Grab: Advanced Poorfare
*Cull ov Dootie; Blaik aps tree
This has been:
Call of Duty Sequels That'll Never Happen
Thanks for reading!
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Calling a Discord Mod "Mom"

I'm literally sobbing and pooing my pants right now, I cannot believe this actually happened..
So I was in a discord server (Social hangout type) and I proceeded to have a conversation with a moderator (unknown age, most likely F). It was going well (good) and while I did chat mainly with the mod, I chatted with other members as well. The mod and other members were actually really nice. However, in an unfortunate series of events, my keyboard has auto-corrected the moderator's name to "mom", instead of their actual name. I've been called out by several members for this incident (which has happened about yesterday) and I felt so embarrassed about it. Even after correcting my original message, the damage had already been done. I peed myself due to the sheer embarrassment I've received, and I've had to go to several therapists in order to recover from this harm.
Despite this, I haven't had any real damage done besides my mental health degrading by approximately 6.23% (I love math!). I cannot believe this has actually happened and I don't know how I can make it up for the server and its members, including the moderator in question.
I know this wasn't my fault, because the main reason why I called the moderator a mother figure is because my keyboard (Samsung Keyboard) has decided that I've misspelled their name. I do, however will take the blame for this. As I have typed the word, the replacement word came out to be the word "mom". It felt so embarrassing calling the moderator a mother figure, I've wondered how many other times I've messed up on social media platforms like this.
The server had assured me that everything was fine, and that the situation could've been easily brushed off. But I still don't know whether I've done any psychological/mental/physical/emotional/social harm to them and the other members.
I feel so bad right now, I don't know what to do.
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Came in front of interviewer (Copypasta)

As a confidence technique on job interviews I find out who will be interviewing me, I find a picture of them online, I print it, and I masturbate onto the picture. I know it sounds silly but it gives me a psychological boost of sorts. During the interview I keep thinking of what I did to their image, and it is kind of hard to be intimidated by somebody if you came all over them a few minutes ago.
Male or female interviewer it doesn't matter, it's not necessarily sexual it's a dominance thing.
Well I really screwed up recently. I was in the office bathroom a few minutes prior to my interview, doing my technique, and I somehow don't hear the bathroom door open. So somebody is in there, and they surely hear me masturbating. I walk out and I am horrified to see a person at the sink turn around and stare at me. Then I saw him look horrified. He was looking at what was in my hands. It was a picture of him, covered in semen. He was the guy who was going to interview me.
I just dropped the picture and literally ran out. I didn't bother trying to do the interview.
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Camouflage

When you are sitting in a dark room, and you look towards the shadows, cast by the furniture. You begin to notice familiar shapes. Was that a head? You look at them, but only for a split second. Quickly, you do a double take and realize it was just a shadow. Or a lamp or a desk. "There is nothing over there", you say to yourself. You know you are wrong though.
You know he is crouched there, watching you and waiting. You are tired so you get up from the couch and begin to make your way to your bedroom. You enter the kitchen and as you walk and your perspective shifts, the shadows duck and weave behind the refrigerator. You think you see eyes and you are frightened. You feel alone, everyone else has gone to sleep. You feel trapped, looking over your shoulder, you begin to see a shape form. It is an arm and shoulder. It has just ducked down the hall. You are terrified. You don't want to move but you have to. You reach for the light switch but you cannot find it.
The hair on your arms stand on end as you feel a cold hand moving up your neck. RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN. Your mind yells, but your legs do not cooperate. You are going to die. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Your heart skips a beat and it slows down to a snail's pace. The shadows are closing in. Closer and closer. That is when you see him. Under the dining room table, crouched like some deformed monkey. Its eyes are so large and dark. They pierce your very soul. Its skin is as black as night. It blends in so perfectly. He is the one who uses camouflage.
You will never be
scared of the dark until you see
The One Who Uses Camouflage.
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Can'tBreath.Exe

This journal was found on 3:29 PM on August the 11th in a cave where miners were mining for ores
==Journal Entry 8/14/2013==
I decided to start a journal because all my friends at school said i should "totally" do it so i got a journal
__NOTOC__
==Journal Entry 8/15/2013==
Today before school I played a game i found on the internet called "CAN'TBREATH.exe" I guess i should play it. It's like a first person multiplayer shooter.
I just played it and now having the feeling of being watched...I have to go to school now I'll write when i have the time in school.
==Journal Entry 8/17/2013==
Still had the same feeling... I'm starting to see things... i don't know why but they all have grey shirts and black pants. And little spots of blood on their shirts... no one else is seeing this because if they did they would tell other people about it.
==Journal Entry 4/4/2014==
Found my journal again and i finally got out of school. I'm going to 8th grade now. expect more entries in the future.
==Journal Entry 4/5/2014==
I'm feeling like I'm being watched again...my parents haven't come home for 2 days now...
==Journal Entry 4/9/2014==
Holy shit i just found my parents dead in the basement their heads are torn off and they has scratch marks on their torso
==Journal Entry 4/19/2014==
Started Playing CAN'TBREATH.exe again but its different this time. my save file got corrupted and when i played it...it crashed my damn computer. I'll try and play it again on my laptop
==Journal Entry 4/20/2014==
It seems to work fine on my laptop save file still is corrupted. so i started a new game and the objective was "KILL ALL" Instead of the normal "Beat The Other Team". I started searching for people and found one guy I shot him and it said "MISSION COMPLETE" and then... it said "HIDE" I don't know what this meant but i continued playing...I then noticed i had a "Breath" bar. It kept going down and down every time i started walking so I had to take a ton of breaks.Then i saw it. it had no face,it had the grey shirt black pants,and of course the spots of blood. Then my "Character" suddenly died. It looked like it died the same death of my parents... I'll Write more about this sooner.
==Journal Entry 4/23/2014==
I'm right now hiding in my basement. I'm hearing knocks on the hatch to my basement... my dead parents are gone. I'm scared more than ever more than that one time i ran out of bacon. I don't know wha
The rest of the pages were covered in the words "I HATE THE FLESH" it is unknown what ever happened to him he is deemed dead.
This isn't on the Creepypasta Wiki because file extensions aren't allowed on there
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Can't Explain

Entry #1:
The first part I could not decode but then the other half I could.
The figure follows me into the night. Chilling into my spine Never getting a good look Death has come upon I do not remember anything Amnesia has snuck up onto me I do not know who i am i woke up in a desert 3 figures look upon me I get up with my knife and stab one the other two attack. I fended myself as much as could and ended up killing other 2 madman I am madman..
Entry#2
This 2nd Part had a strange symbol on it.
ThE SymBoL GruSome death awaits it's true calling. tHe Figure appears again looking at me with its dead cold blood eyes when The Figure watches me in SleEp cannot explain True hell in his eyes cannot move oneself when seeing tHe eyes the symbol of Death Demise i SEee everywhere Hell Hell heLL
Entry #6
Entry #3,4m and 5 were never found.
I wander around HoPing to find civilization no sign I grow hungry and week no telling on how long It has BeEN. I could have slept for a week as far As one knows The Figure keeps me awake at nights I try to look for him in morn but to no avail TonNight i will try to StaY awakE to find ThE fiGure The Days that have past Have No Reason Or Rhyme just Day after Day wandering and wandering trying to remember
Entry #6.5
This one was written at Night.
I saw the figure He knows I AM awake he can sense me, feel me. I wait for him Waiting with knife in Hand Being watched is so very scaRy
Entry# 7
I am guessing that soon the Man went completey insane. The symbol was found written all around the page.
I haVe been severely injured The Figure attacked stabbing me of what appeared to be claws Blood drips from my foot. I do not think I can go on If any one finds this get me out of hell.
Entry#8
I have suspected now the Man has Schziophrenia due to Hallaucinations.
I see A woman and children playing in front of me THeY are not real I feel as if the Figure is playing tricks
Can't stand PaIn I must get a hold of self This madhouse This complete Hell I cannot bear no longer
Entry #9
Final Entry found. What I read shocked me.
I fall into deep Slumper Open Eyes a bit and See the Figure Approach I quickly jump up and chase the figure down The figure moves quick and disappears into the darkness I stab sand with the knife Screaming with Pain God is no HelP to us All Hell Hell. The Figure slowly approaches behind and I quickly stab the figure. I look down and the bloody body and it seems to be a human wearing a dark black costume. I remove the mask To find myself. It is me just me just like staring into a mirror Pure shock fills me i slowly lose my mind and finally in this last entry i prepare to stab myself. Get ME HElp me hell is coming soon after a millenioum you will find that death and hEll itslef in yOU run while you still can kill oneslef before hell aproaches Goodbye.
The entries end here.
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Can We Talk?

This is not easy for me.
I... I'll try and be brief, and clear, but I find it hard to talk about it.
I've always known I was... Different. I've always found it hard to connect, to understand people.
I've had to act like you, like all of you, for so long.
It hurts.
do you understand?
It hurts so bad.
I just don't know how long I can keep it up.
one day the mask will slip, and I don't know what I'll do.
I don't want to, but you can't fight who you are, right?
you can't always pretend.
to care.
to understand.
I don't know how long, until...
Well, like I said, I just don't know.
I can hear that beat, beat, beat.
Sometimes, I can't even hear you speak over it.
It's so loud.
That's why I don't like crowds
because it gets deafening
and the stink
of people,
Unclean
Animals
Filthy...sorry, sorry, please don't go.
I'm in control
I'm...I'm joking, see? Ha ha!
I'm normal
I...I should go.
You need your sleep.
I'll see you
...but you might not see me.
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Can You Smell Fear?

So, I'm sitting here on my couch, which is pushed to my computer and the rest of the room is to my back. I'm watching TV and jacking off when I hear this really menacing cackle from behind me. I shit too many bricks to sit up and look behind me, so I just slowly moved my head to the left, where I saw my cat. It was stating either blankly or terrified, at the space right behind the couch, and perfectly frozen in a position I don't normally see it in. I just watched watched it, imagining what kind of evil it saw right behind me, but then I noticed something. It started stretching and contracting its back. It was taking a shit, and the cackle was just it farting. It was staring because it was focusing. I nearly threw up trying to clean it up. God dammit. Then a skeleton popped out.
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