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Samurai Lincoln

Samurai Lincoln (Sanskrit samu "black" + rc "praise" + lincon "warrior") is the 3rd aspect of the Sanskrit deity Vishnu. He appears as a tall pale man with a large black hat and beard. He wields a sword of cold iron, depicted in the present day as a katana due to his central position in the Shinto pantheon. Modern depictions make him look a lot like Wayne Gretsky.
==Theology==
Samurai Lincoln appears in most early myths -- most especially the Diarrhetic Veda -- as a reaper of the dead, ushering released souls to their appointed reincarnation. He partners with Caligula as the embodiments of male and female death, delineated by how large the explosions are. He is clothed in brown robes (see image) and a white belt, symbolizing the purity of divinity encircling the Earth. In these verses, he instructs the souls in the nature of enlightenment before allowing them to continue their journey.
In the later works such as the Big Rig Veda he is colored by the CB/trucking culture that originated in the Blastula region of India. Here, Samurai Lincoln takes a more active role in battle, cutting down human armies on both sides of a conflict with his large silver sword. His clothing is black, the long flowing robes replaced with folded cloth armor. His attitude toward life overall underwent a dramatic transformation; his verses deal less and less with instructing the dead and more with his prowess on the battlefield. This reflects the CB-era trend away from "gods as custodians of natural processes" towards "gods as instigators of natural processes". 
Samurai Lincoln is feared not for his sword, but for his massive penis. It has been said that a single pelvic thrust can dislocate a woman's head from her neck. The semen that is ejaculated is made out of the Christ-Blood and can easily eat through any surface regardless of its atomic composition. His penis can literally tear a hole in the space time continuum thus granting him the ability to teleport at will.
==Popular Culture==
It is believed that the modern image of the Grim Reaper is rooted in an amalgam of Samurai Lincoln myths, brought back to Europe by Crusaders returning from the Crisis in Infinite Jerusalems. Combining the original loose robes with his later black raiment and replacing the curved Asian sword with a scythe, Samurai Lincoln remains the emodiment of Death to this day.
Samurai Lincoln in his non-Reaper form was briefly popular in America thanks to the 1753 ballad Convoy by C.W. McCall. The sung verses are taken from the 33rd and 34th chapters of the Big Rig Veda, concerning Samurai Lincoln's journey from Shakeytown to the shores of Lake Jairsein.
Category:Abraham Lincoln
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Indian historical figures
Category:Hinduism
Samurai Warriors

Samurai Warriors is a video game franchise made by Koei and many samurai who wish to spread their tales. The games are most notable for containing characters such as Oda Nobunaga, Date Masamune and the tendency to ripoff stand out from every single 65+ Dynasty Warrior. Three Samurai Warriors games have been released so far, being three too many.
==Characters==
The characters from Samurai Warriors are the same as very different from Dynasty Warriors, with the exception also newly introducing the likes of a few fat sumo wrestlers and a few ninjas. Yukimura Sanada does not whatsoever resembles Zhao Yun in any way, and Cao Cao and Nobunaga Oda do not resemble each other at all. Zhang He and Kojiro Sasaki definitely do not share gay similarities.
==Stages==
The stages in Samurai Warriors also resemble do not look like anything seen in the Dynasty Warriors stages. The battle of Changban and the Battle of Mikatagahara both share nosimilarities.
==I see your edits==
Prick! I see what you've done! You don't accept the fact Samurai Warriors is a ripoff of Dynasty Warriors and edited the page to make you look good. What do you have to say about that?
-Dynasty Warrior
==NO! You lies are bad! Bad!==
Do you have no shame? You die for what you done there! You disown Samurai because you think Three Kingdoms superior and good! I kill you until you die from it!
-Samurai Warriors
==Bring it bitch!==
You do realize I can kill you in one blow! Fucking die!
-Dynasty Warrior
==You good! Not good enough!==
DIE!
-Samurai Warrior
==You suck balls!==
You can't even make a scratch on me!
-Dynasty Warrior
==I surrender!==
You good, very good indeed.
-Samurai Warrior
==See Also==
*Dynasty Warriors
*Romance of the Three Kingdoms
*My Chemical Romance
*Same Different
Category:Video game franchises
it:Samurai warriors
ja:戦国無双
pt:Samurai Warriors
San Andreas Fault

San Andreas (Greek: Ἀνδρέας) (early 0th century—middle to latter 0th century) was an apostle of Christ, the brother of Peter and second cousin of Fred, and is regarded in the Catholic church as the patron saint of recrimination. No Hebrew or Aramaic name is recorded for him, and bugger-all is set down in Finnish either.
Though a faithful apostle of Christ, Andreas had a knack for fault-finding that tried Christ's patience, long before God did his job on Job. Andreas is commemorated by a gigantic geological phenomenon in California that threatens to knock half of the state into the Atlantic Ocean if residents don't simply stop screwing up. It will be their fault.
==Life==
The New Testament states that Andreas, like his brother Simon Peter, was a fisherman, and a damned poor one, rendering him uniquely disposed to leave all things behind, notably the boat with the day's catch of three minnows, to follow Jesus. Andreas insisted that the poor haul was not his fault; the lake level was low and Simon Peter had been distracting him all day with lame jokes. The Gospel of John states that Christ bought these sad excuses and welcomed Andreas as a disciple regardless.
The gospels tell us that Andreas visited the crucifixion site, shouting up at the cross, "Judas is responsible for this! He did it!"
Andreas was crucified in the City of Patras on the Peloponnesian Coast, as crucifixion in those days was a very good career move. Documents that are not cited in this article (My bad, dude) say that Andreas was not crucified on a cross-shaped cross but an X-shaped cross. That, too, was someone else's fault.
==Commemoration==
Andreas's life is commemorated by recognition from the See of Byzantium to the Patriarchate of Constantinople. He is the patron saint of Scotland and several of the Outer Hebrides Islands.
However, it is in California where Andreas is held in greatest renown. The fault-finding citizens of this bankrupt Pacific state have been treated to outrageously bad government, from Ronald Reagan to Gray Davis to Arnold Schwarzenegger, and it never seems to be anyone's fault, nor even a reason not to send them back to Sacramento or, God help us, to Washington, D.C.
The California Assembly in 1920 fondly recalled the "good old days," when every mishap could be pinned on someone, by renaming for Andreas the 810-mile tectonic fissure running down the coastline.
The applicability of the San Andreas Fault has recently become more limited, as it is currently more popular to blame everything on George W. Bush.
==See also==
* California
pt:Falha de Santo André
category:geography
category:geology
category:religion
Sand Crab

The genus Emerita, better known as the Sand Crab, is a sand dwelling crustacean well known for their lighting efforts in the popular Woody Allen film "Zelig". Sand crabs are renowned for their versatility in the lighting profession, also brightening such films as "Invasion of the Body Snatchers", "Rugrats in Paris", and "About Schmidt". Although sand crabs are primarily famous for their species of lighting crabs, they are not the only one. Sorry, Tigger.
== The Melting Crab ==
Thought of as the younger, more emotionally fragile brother of the lighting sand crab, the melting crab has seen its popularity decrease recently, due to strained relations with the media, and the bearded amish. Melting crabs were known for their crowd pleasing antics, such as pouring acid on fellow sand crabs and watching them scream in anguish as they burn to a crisp, and clever magic tricks. Melting crabs are often found on the premises of rock stars, due to the bountiful amounts of acid. 
== The Mourning Crab ==
The entertaining mourning crabs, once thought of as the "lives of a funeral", have fallen into a state of rejection with the Middle American community. Mourning crabs were scattered throughout eastern Oregon, serving as the entertainers at funerals, a way of breaking the solemn ice. These crustaceans were hugely popular among families of the deceased, due to their ability to lighten the mood amongst funeral atendees. The demise of mouring crabs arose when a band of a capella sand crabs took the trip to a funeral of a child who had been infected by a crab bite. Sub-species of the morning sand crab are the wake crab, and the execution crab.
== The Winking Crab ==
Popular amongst unstable teenage psycopaths, The winking crab was a short lived breed between the dating crab and the blinking crab. This flirtatious arthropod was assembled at the hand of Edvard Furchendel, venerated biologist and father of a socially awkward nerd. "I just wanted my son to have a date, for god sakes, and continue the family tradition of marrying! So I took the dating crab, savvy in the dating field, and the blinking crab, savvy in the eyelid movement field, and breeded them to create a crab that would use its eyelids to get my son a date." The pungent professor told us in an interview. The winking crab will use the powers of its manipulative iris to hypnotize the requested date into spending a night with the owner. Due to murder-related occurences, the winking crab has become prohibted in 43 states, British Columbia and portions of Turkmenistan. Anybody found using the winking crab where illegal will promptly be cast into a melting crab performance.
== Future of Sand Crabs ==
Unforunatley, the future of sand crabs does not seem very bright. Perhaps little Jimmy sums it up nicely: "Sand crabs hurt my mommy's foot at the beach." It looks as if sand crabs will soon associate themselves with matricide. Hopefully, people's eyes will be opened once again, and they will realize that sand crabs aren't good for just killing mothers, but that they help us live our lives in peace.
Category:Underwater creatures
Sand dune

Sand dunes are nature's way of balancing the Eco system, they are not only a threat to every society known to man, but to space and time itself. The dune itself contains the most corrosive element known to man "sand". This "sand" is so corrosive that it has been known to corrode right through to the past, present and past.
== Profile ==
First and foremost, let me tell you that Sand Dunes are a threat to every society known to man. The make up of most Dunes are the same: Sand dunes have one giant middle finger constantly pointed upwards. They also have a large light saber which they swing precariously around the place as if it's nobody's business (even though most of the time it is somebody's business, or legs). A strange fact about the make-up of a sand dune is that, under a microscope you see the exact same thing as you do just looking at it from afar. In fact no matter how far away from it or what angle you are at, you always see the same image. This phenomenon has baffled scientists and aborted seventeen unborn fetuses so far. The dunes generally have two to eight eyes which are permanently frowning in a frown of anger and sheer aggression. You don't mess with a sand dune because if you went up to a sand dune and said: "I'm going to mess with you". That shit would fuck you up Ice style. Here is an actual photo:
== Speed ==
The average land speed of a fully developed dune can reach that of 120kmph, but they generally prefer to travel far slower due to the loss of "sand" when traveling at high speeds. Sand dunes can refill their supplies of "sand" by simply going to a beach and waiting a couple of years. These years are generally spent sulking and growing "marram grass"
It seems that there is no stopping sand dunes. They devour all. Burn cities to the ground, pillage, rape, steal, graffiti . . . the list is endless. They are best avoided. 
== Location ==
Sand dunes can be found lurking around places where there is an abundance of "crying girl". Crying Girl is a substance that is rich in salt, a property which a Sand dune needs to keep a rampage going for weeks, if not months.
It has been said that Crying Girl is high in essential proteins and amino acids, however scientists disagree with the statement which was originally put forward by the Sand dunes stating "Crying Girl is some amino acid shit"
Category:Oceans
Category:Geography
Category:Geology
Category:Girls
Sandra Bernhard

Sandra Bernhard, also know as Saint Sandra Madonna Bernhard, or Pussyhard (born June 6, 1955) is an American actress, comedian and singer, or also Madonna's ex-wife and lover. She's also a pornographic actress, director and writers of erotic and pornographic books, because for her everything is porn, and it's good actually. She's also SMOKING HOT, but sadly is a Conservative (actually not a Palin-kind neo-con)
She's knows also for being on that show with Roxanne (yes, called Roxanne duh!) and in other movies such as Hudson Cunt and the Ryan Murphy tv series Pussy Posse.
She has three older brothers: Dan, fellow actor and pornstar, David, actor, comedian, writer and director, and Mark (oh hi Mark!), another director and actor.
== Discography ==
=== Albums ===
* I'm Your Whore
* Without You I'm Bad & Beautiful
* Excuse Me for My Bad Behavior 
* I'm Still Here... Live and Beautiful
* The Porn Machine
* Cock Worship
* Blow Til It Hurts
* Whatever It Takes For Suck Your Cock	
=== Singles ===
* "Everybody's Horny"
* "You Make Me Feel (A Manic Pornstar)" 
* "On the Phone (Making Me Wet)" 
* "Club Sex New York"
* "May i Lick Your Arshole"
* "Fetish"
== Books ==
* Fetish, an sex book
* Pornografica, essay collection
* Im not a Slave, autobiography
== Filmography ==
=== Film ===
Year	Title 	Role 	Notes
1980	Tonight Im Gonna Enjoy Myself 	Masha 	
1981	Dreams of Babe 	Girl Nut 	
1983	Sex, Cigarettes and Other Bullshit 	Angel Dutton 	Also director, AVN Award for Best Performance
1984	The House of Satan 	Stein 	
1985	Sandra Bernhard Presents: Sandralicious 	Herself 	Also director, writer, singer, producer, editor and director of photography
1986	Im not a Slave 	 	Director
1988	69 	 	Director
1988	C like Cunt 	Valeria 	Cameo
1989	100 Ways 	Becka 	
1990	Rape Me 	Flo 	Also director
1991	Sandra Bernhard Looking for Sex Around the World	Herself 	Documentary
1991	Hudson Cunt 	 	
1992	Inside Minerva Mayflower 	Minerva 	Also director
1992	Pornografica 	Herself 	Also director, writer, composer, producer, editor and director of photography, adaptation of her book
1997	Chic Apocalypse 	Sherri 	
2000	Pornografica Vol. 2 	Herself 	Sequel of his Documentary
2004	Pornografica Vol. 3 	Herself 	Sequel of his Documentary
2005	Searching for Sandra B. 	Herself 	
2009	Sandra Bernhard Presents 	Dr. Serena Mohr 	Anthology
2010	Assholes 	Charlotte 	
2011	Hail Satan 	Priest of the Dark Temple	
2023	Sandra Bernhard Presents: Sandralicious Part 2 	Herself 	Also director, writer, singer, producer, editor and director of photography
=== Television ===
Year 	Title 	Role 	Notes
1992-1995	Sandra After Dark 	Herself	
1998 	Sandra Bernhard: Truth or Dare	Herself	
2019-2021	Pussy Posse 	Star 	
== Correlated voices ==
* Madonna
* Pornografica
* Sexual freedom
* Comedy
* Sexual comedy
* Lesbians
* Music
Category:Lesbians
Category:Awesome
Category:Awesome People
Category:Porn Stars
Category:Comedians
Category:Nudity
Category:Singers
Category:Female singers
Category:Female models
Category:Female musicians
Category:Pornography
Sandra Bernhard Presents: Sandralicious

Sandra Bernhard Presents: Sandralicious is a 1985 comedy stand-up porn-hardcore movie directed, acted, written, edited, produced, composed, acted and starring Sandra Bernhard as herself in a bold and innovative move to do a stand-up show that contains both comedy and porn at the same time, also one of the reasons why the movie was given by the MPAA a rating NC-17 for ''explicit and violent images, crude humor and sex scenes, blasphemy and a scene of zoophilia). Yes, you read right, there's a scene where Sandra suck explicitily a horse's cock and licking while showing in it his semen, like a metaphor of how America was ready to be fucked up with Reagan at power.
This was also the second film of Sandra as a director, after the hardcore feminist comedy of 1982 Sex, Cigarettes and Other Bullshit, and it was also the first not fictional film directed by her, of course counting also his series of documentaries Pornografica (1992-2000-2004), also because people love to see tits and ass, and people like her needs to bring the cock out for jerking off to her divas (Sandra for example).
The movie contains also a original song of Madonna, S like Sandra, and some special guests as theyself, mostly coming from the world of bel vivre and sexual freedom, like Gore Vidal, Norman Mailer, Jane Russell, Madonna herself, Marilyn Chambers, Vanity, Zsa Zsa Gabor and Dr Ruth.
In 2019 the movie was restaured and in 2021 he was re-released in a special Triplelicious Edition, showing more explicit scenes (like also one of Sandra peeing on the American flag, and another one of Sandra fisting Madonna's ass with her pump while singing the original song ''Fuck Kissinger Viva la Pussy''). In 2022 the Hollywood Reporter reported that a sequel of the comedy special is in works, and in 2023 Sandra Bernhard Presents: Sandralicious Part 2 was released worldwide, produced by Hulu and Pornhub in a special joint collaboration.
== See also ==
* Sandra Bernhard
* Stand-up comedy
* Pornografica
* Sandra Bernhard Sucking a Horse's Cock
* Sexual stand-up comedy
* Pornography
Category:Films
Category:Pornography
Category:Porn Stars
Category:Comedy films
Category:Awesome Things
Category:Things Al Gore invented
Category:Sexuality
Sandwich

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Sandwiches are a mythical food invented by Subway in the 1980's as a way to hide their money laundering scheme. They actually do not exist, and anyone who claims to have seen a real sandwich are bought actors. Some of these "so called" sandwiches include: 
* Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905
* Big Sandwich 
* Dogshit sandwich
* Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
* Knuckle sandwich
Anyone with half a brain knows that what they're actually serving is just really long burgers.
== See also ==
* John Montagu, 4th Earl of Sandwich
* Hyperdimension Sandwich Maker
* This is not an Article, it's a Sandwich
* Hot dog 
Category:Food
Sane women

Error 404: Sane Women cannot be found!
The sane women you are looking for do not appear to be available at this time.
Your standards may be too high. Have you considered opting for a non-standards compliant edition? Other women include sexy women and intelligent women. Editions hybridizing options in pairs have recently entered production.
In case of an immediate need for a sane woman, please try the following:
* Reload this page until sane women are available.
* Look in another country or at another website.
* Dress a male friend in a dress and give him a helium filled balloon.
* Give up and settle for one that isn't completely demented.
* Consider the fact that people have been searching for a sane woman for thousands of years; much like famous explorers of the past who sought the Holy Grail, the Fountain of Youth, or Europe, you too are doomed to failure.
"Once I thought that I had found a sane woman, sadly turned out she was only a mute." - Oscar Wilde
Category:Error
Category:Childish Misogynistic Humor 
Category:Woman pages
Sanity

We're sorry, but the page you're looking for - Sanity - does not exist. It might have been deleted by an admin, or it might have never existed in the first place. Are you sure the voices inside your head aren't tricking you again?
 
In the meantime, you can see the following articles, which may or may not be related to what you were looking for:
* Normal 
* Neurotypical syndrome
* Insanity 
* Bat Fuck Insanity
* Totally sane article
Category:Mental Conditions
Category:Self-reference
Category:Things you will never have
Santanism

== If you are directly receiving messages from santa when he enters our dimension Just write your messages here: ==
 
In the later time, there has been signs that The Chatolic Church has been trying to jump on the growing Pop-culture around the santanism. The Pope has f.ex. been wearing the traditional and partially holy hat usually worn by santa himself. This picture is the final proof!'''
== History ==
Before Santanism was introduced to Norway in the 80's, the official religion was Pasdafrian and Norways leader was called Pope Bill Nye The Science gonnoreah.
In the year of 1979, in one of the two supermarkets existing in Norway (the one situated off the coast of George Bush) two deranged and drunk vikings (died out in 1980 as a cause of Pope John Paul II's not-so-successful attempts to be the most popular Dragqueen-Bob Sagget- Marshmallow) were trying to sell liquid Armadillo's in bottles called Coca-Cola, a beverage collected one one not so famous viking-raid to England. Santa sent images of himself through the alternate dimension he uses accessable only by he who HOLDS THE BAG!, and they liked the pictures of the big fat man (who shows all signs of bulemi) and how he were dressed in the colour of 999BLOOD999! Since they were heavily drunk on karsk and moonshine after some barjumping yesterday they believed that their only purpose in life was obeying their true allmighty SANTACLAUSE! They forced their new religion on space Otters, The original cast of That 70's show, the Flying spaghetti monsters grandmother and other half squid Giant englishmen. (including the Norwegians) plus 7 toasters fused together with liquid Aardvarks (which were to walk on the moon one year later accompanied by chinese people and the very few Babies who where not on fire!)
No-one could resist the loving hugs of santas army of elves and snowmen, this will eventually lead to the worlds destruction in 2012 when santa decides to put the world back in his bag puting the world in chaos by turning everything that is not PEOPLE! into christmas wrapping (including water and all the Chinchillas).
Category:Religion