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Graphite Man

Graphite Man is an early 90’s superhero, with the unique property of being entirely made of graphite, one of the allotropes of carbon. It became one of the most successful radio comics in history.
==Powers==
Graphite Man, consisting of only graphite, also shares the property of the substance.
===Malleability===
Graphite Man can easily bend himself into shapes, due to the carbon atoms joined in sheets held weakly together by van der Waals forces. This allows him to fit in air vents, through fences and underneath doors.
===Conductor of electricity===
With a delocalised electron, Graphite Man can conduct electricity through himself to defeat enemies.
===Superlubricity===
Superlubricity is the most recently acquired power, where Graphite Man can travel over certain surfaces with almost no friction. It is more effective when travelling on graphite-based surfaces.
===Graphite Poisoning Attack===
Just coming into contact with Graphite Man will cause what can only be described as "Graphite Poisoning". At the atomic level, the graphite goes through the skin and causes abnormal cell function. As with common knowledge, graphite is one of the most poisonous substances on Earth. It can also cause birth defects in children with prolonged exposure during pregnancy.
==Nemesiseseses==
===Dr Rubber (Known as Dr Eraser in the American version)=== 
Dr Rubber is Graphite Man’s major foe throughout the series. He takes advantage of the weak bonds between the sheets of carbon atoms and lifts them away.
In The End Of Graphite Man, Dr Rubber had almost completely rubbed Graphite Man from existence. However, to destroy Graphite Man, Dr Rubber had to sacrifice much of his own body and nearly destroyed himself.
===Graphite Man Clone=== 
In the acclaimed 1992 comic, Graphite Man Actually Dies This Time, an evil clone of Graphite Man wreaks havoc on the city. While also consisting of graphite, it noticeably comes in thinner, often 0.5mm leads.
Graphite Man Clone is revealed as a creation of Dr Rubber, programmed to defeat Graphite Man without having to sacrifice itself. 
Graphite Man Clone, as a result of recent cost-cutting measures, soon realised the damage caused by his actions. He then decided to not cause any more problems by self destructing in a pool of lava.
==Love Interest==
===Sharpener===
Sharpener has the ability to hurt enemies with her powerful blade. She has since retired as a superhero and now is Graphite Man’s hairdresser.
==See also==
*Diamond
*Superhero
*Carbon
Category:Literature
Category:Superheroes
Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot

Career 	
Ordered: 	3 March 1984
Laid down: 	2 April 199X
Launched: 	3 April 199X
Commissioned: 	21 May 199X
Decommissioned: 	  —
Status: 	Alive and kicking just high enough
Struck: 	  —
General Characteristics	General Characteristics
Displacement: 	One ill-placed short skirt, one ill-timed leg motion
Length: 	~3 sec
Height: 	3 ft from ground
Result: 	Embarrassing
Propulsion: 	Addicting candy colors, hypnotic action sequences, peer pressure
Speed: 	5-15 fps
Range: 	Japan, USA, Rest of world
Complement: 	Millions and counting
Armament: 	2 × legs; 1 × panty (various colors/designs); 1 × unsuspecting glazed-eyed girl; 10 × frames per second; ∞ × 330 mm Panty Shot (NTSC-J); ∞ × unfeasible scenarios
Motto: 	*gasp* Oh ! What are you doing down there ?
No vessel on the open seas today can lay claim to a better sense of duty, valor, and success than the U.S.S. Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot. From her launch in 199X to today, her faithful crew continues its mission to convert all non-believers to the True Way by her armament of nubile schoolgirls in questionably feasible poses and camera angles.
Although the raw armament of the vessel is limited to what seems like moderately small rounds of ammunition (330 mm Panty Shot), each round carries a powerful charge and her crew is very skilled at firing them. Just as well, the U.S.S. Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot is armed with a nearly limitless variety of turrets, identified from the manufacturer as a standard battery of "ScenarioGuns". The sheer amount of such guns allow her crew to configure the shot in many implausible formations for any scenario (hence the name), including:
*The High-Kick Formation, useful for catching targets off-guard; while the turret is aimed high, the shot comes from a medium to low angle.
*The Hit-The-Floor-And-Tumble Formation, used to confuse; the turrets seem to flail madly for several seconds. Once they come to rest, the shots are launched quickly at a low angle.
*The Seated Formation, a versatile formation; the shots can come from nearly any angle, depending on how the turrets are spread, or "skirted".
Although the vessel's supply of Panty Shot was set from the manufacturer to fit the Non-Turning Sequential Cannon Jumper (NTSC-J) turrets commonly used in its home waters, foreign officers recruited from distant lands have found ways to convert it for use in the Neodynium Tuned Shot Cannon (NTSC), Personal Artillery Launcher (PAL), and Side Ejecting Cranked Artillery Mechanism (SECAM) turrets. This enables the U.S.S. Gratuitous Anime Panty Shot to adapt to any local culture. Devices such as transcoders and dubbing machines may be required, all easily accessible from the ports she stops at.
The Act of sexual congress was first proposed on board this mighty vessel. Abe Lincoln stood proudly on the deck and announced a future House of Sexual Congress.
Category:Anime
Category:Military of the United States
Category:Marine navigation
Category:FA Military
Category:FA Television
ja:よけいなジャパニメーションパンティーショット
Great

If you are looking for greatness, you could obviously only have meant Keanu Reeves. 
No one ever does "great". Only Superman does great, people do "well"... Deez Nutz is doing Well, that's his girlfriend's name.
Great, however, could also be used to refer to: 
==Countries and places==
*"Great" (lie) Britain 
*Great Library of Alexandria
*AMMERRRRKKKKKAAA
==Events== 
*Great Depression 
*Great Purge 
*Great grease fire of 1812 
*Great Potato Famine 
*Great Fire of London 
*Great Confusion of Rome
==Wars==
*Great War
*Great Time Travel War of 1871 
==People== 
*Alexander the Great 
*Superman
*Peter the Great
*Tony the Tiger & Frosted Flakes cereal
==Inventions== 
*Oprah's great big memory-wiping device 
*HowTo:Write the Great American Novel
*Guns
Category:Adjectives
Great Ape Project

The Great Ape Project, better known by its correct secret name The Great Ape Rape Project is an international organization comprised of , psychologists, , lunatics, and other perverts who advocate a United Nations declaration of great ape personhood so that its members will no longer be arrested for having sexual relations with chimpanzees.
==Foundation==
The Great Ape Project was founded by a man known only by the pseudonym after police caught him fucking his monkey, Bubbles. Being a music industry millionaire, Singer was able to buy his innocence in 1993 and start a group to combat prejudice against zoophiles. The group's goal is for the United Nations to confer a Declaration on great apes enabling chimpanzees to be classed as citizens and by default, legally fuckable.
The headquarters of the GAP are located at a ranch in the foothills of the San Rafael mountains. In the ranch is a library containing a wealth of information on apes, including a 1993 book by and Paola Cavalieri entitled Great Ape Project and a 1988 autobiography called Moon Walk. The former features contributions from 34 convicted zoophiles who support the project. The book argues that humans have recreational sex with each other, and so do many other species of animals. If other animals enjoy humping each other, then humans, as intelligent beings who enjoy the humping, should be entitled to have sex with those animals too! Logic is a wonderful thing.
==Declaration on Great Apes==
The group's stated aim to force the UN to confer personhood on apes has met with little success. United Nations big-woop-de-do stated that the Great Ape Project was "Like NAMBLA... but with monkeys". The group was extremely pissed off at this comment, and vented their anger by hollering at each other, beating branches on the ground, and throwing feces at Annan.
Members of the Great Ape Project contend that the declaration is necessary to stop animal abuse, whilst simultaneously wishing to sexually abuse the animals. Not that there's anything wrong with it.
Category:Ape-Shit Crazy
Category:Apes
Category:Activism
Category:Monkeys
Category:Bestiality
Great Firewall

The Great Firewall (GFW; ) is an ancient monument which exists in the southern portion of the People's Republic of China, bordering Hong Kong. Approximately 35 kilometers in length and twenty meters tall, its existence has been the marvel of scientists and commoners worldwide since its discovery in 38,000 B.C. Unlike the similarly named Great Wall of China and the Great Firewall of China, this wall is natural and is not a human-made monument.
The Great Firewall's primary purpose is to prevent anyone from crossing the natural lines between China and Hong Kong without advanced technology. Nowadays, it has been repurposed by the Chinese Communist Party as the southern portion for their even larger firewall, making its own citizens unable to escape to other countries on land and sea; instead, they are now forced to journey towards much farther countries like Thailand, often on foot.
== Name ==
The Great Firewall was named as such since when the British initially colonized Hong Kong, south of the fiery barrier, one of their soldiers drew a comparison between it and the already well-known Great Wall of China. Historically, the name of the wall was different, because the British love naming things after themselves.
The term means "protecting fire"; this initially referred to how the fires protected the British from the Chinese, allowing them to settle in Hong Kong. This term has since been repurposed by the Chinese government since the transfer of sovereignty in 1997; it now refers to how it protects the Chinese from "escaping" China .
Initially, what is now known as the Great Firewall was known as the "Southern Flames" (), after its geographical location; this was its name throughout much of history. This term was initially revealed to the Western world through a series of journals written by Marco Polo; however, modern analysis shows that various historians dating back to the 2nd century B.C. have referred to the flaming barrier as such.
== History ==
Little is known about the Great Firewall's past prior to its discovery in 38,000 B.C. Some scientists have suggested that the Firewall was a creation by the Flying Spaghetti Monster; however, this myth has been debunked by Qin Dynasty-era Chinese settlers whom lived north of the area, whom instead claimed that it was created via a meteor strike.
All accounts of the Great Firewall's existence prior to Marco Polo's are ancient Chinese ones; however, owing to a communist takeover of China, and a subsequent cultural revolution, these have been mostly destroyed, and the only evidence of these accounts ever existing stem from foreign history books published in the early 20th century.
Marco Polo is frequently credited with giving the Western world knowledge about the Great Firewall. Describing it as a tall "red hot mountain of fire", he took the liberty of including a drawing of the natural monument; it was later published in The Travels of Marco Polo. No other Western interpretations of the Firewall were created between c.1300 and the early 1500s.
Category:Censored
Great Grease Fire of 1812

The Great Grease Fire of 1812 was a tragic event in which about 37 people, 4 unicorns, and a dwarf were killed. Many tons of marijuana and pure uncut crack cocaine were destroyed, as was a bust of President Martin Van Buren (however, nobody cares, as it looked like shit).
== Events Leading to the Great Grease Fire ==
The Orgasmotronic government began stockpiling grease and other inflammable objects after the Great Patriotic War of 1066. 
As of 3740814 AD, King Lemmie stock-piled an infinity of greasy rags, bits of wood, and lengths of twine. King Lemmie ordered for a 5 megasuperultraton bomb to be dropped into the nearest body of water. The resulting tsunami flooded the countryside and destroyed everything, scattering the once mighty stockpile of crap over about 10 city blocks — if a bunch of shanties and holes counts as a city block. 
The actual fire was thought to have been started when some one tried to grease some lightning without grounding it properly first, resulting in a large spark which unfortunately set a gourmet restaurant, The Grease Hut, aflame. The fire rapidly spread due to the abundance of grease. It was said that the employees of The Grease Hut, saturated in grease, burned for hours upon hours. These burning employees were credited for popularizing the use of candles. 
However, everyone was mourning over the loss of the drugs and forgot to get out of the way of an out of control steam-roller. Which was on fire. The resulting explosion was freaking awesome! So awesome, in fact, that even Oscar Wilde himself could not come up with a witty comment.
== Aftermath of the fire ==
The grease fire not only killed 37 people, it completely destroyed them. You know, like what happens when a fat woman walks into a cramped elevator. The once great pile of greasy crap was reduced to a pretty mediocre pile of greasy crap. The scatted debris were used to build the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Still smoldering from the fire, however, the structure eventually burst into flames. This phenomenon could be seen from space and it looked as if Italy was flipping the bird to the entire planet. Except it was on fire. And awesome.
Category:Historical Nonsense
Category:Fire
category:Disasters
Great Pony Famine

The Great Pony Famine was a world-wide epidemic that struck the world in 1843. Reducing pony populations to mere shadows of what they had previously been, the world did not fully recover until about the time of the Second American Civil War (1960-1965). The sudden lack of ponies, and by consequence horses (which feed on live ponies), was a major spur for the development of the US Interstate Highway System, which was an untested idea at the time. 
== Causes ==
The causes of the famine are not completely known. It has been theorized by many historians that a disruption occurred in the fragile pony ecosystem; many believe that the period of growth and industrialization before the war may have caused this. Without traditional sources of food and grazing lands, many wild ponies fell victim to the harsh forces of Mother Nature. With pony populations already in sharp decline, there was less pony foreplay, less pony sex, less pony procreation, and therefore, less ponies. The first recorded victim, a female named Sprinkles from Boise, Idaho, died of acute loneliness and internal hemorrhaging on August 17, 1843.
== World Reaction ==
The long-reaching effects of the epidemic could be seen world-wide, prompting all nations to pledge support of some level of cooperation to prevent the further starvation of ponies. The United States formed the Association for Pony Repopulation, or APR, to combat the effects. By replanting traditional grazing pastures, encouraging artificial insemination of ponies, and discouraging violence against the helpless animals, the APR had some measure of success.
Approximately $52 million U$A dollars were set aside by the international community for the protection of these graceful animals of the deep. Despite apocalyptic levels of famine-related pony deaths, the swift world response paved the way for the complete recovery of the indigenous pony population by 1975. 
==Death Toll==
right|thumb|Many has died because of the lack of food, but it's probably because of the great filth of my unwashed feet.
Approximately 170 trillion ponies died during the great Pony Epidemic of 1843. This greatly affected pony populations the world over, causing dramatic inflation in the marketable price of ponytails, and clogging local sewer systems. The countries hit hardest, broken down by country, are as follows:
Iceland: 	55,000,000,000,000
United States:	53,000,000,000,000
France: 	50,000,000,000,000
Great Britain:	17,000,000,000,000
Germany: 	4,500,000,000,000
Russia: 	690,000
Mexico: 	600,000
China: 	515,000
Luxembourg: 	2
== Trivia ==
Many famous people of the time owned many billions of ponies that fell victim to the epidemic. These people included Charles Sumner, King Richard of England, Martin Van Buren, and a young Abraham Lincoln. It is also rumoured that as many as two ponies belonging to the Vatican, named Starfish and Innocent (after Pope Innocent VII) died during this difficult time. 
Category:Disasters
Category:Horses
Category:Pony-related pages
Great Scott

Great Scott! is an oft-used expression denoting feelings towards Scotsmen/Scotchmen of abnormally large size and/or stature. People saying this phrase are usually associated with cancer and/or Tourette's Syndrome.
==Origin of the Exclamat!on==
It was a mild day in Northern Scotland. Brad Pitt was playing golf with Monty Python when suddenly, in Hole 12, a great Scott seemed to be eating all of the golf balls. Brad Pitt, amazed at the discovery exclaimed "Fucking Bastard! Those Titleists cost me 200 bucks a piece!". Monty Python, meanwhile, just noted on the stature of the Scott, hence the expression "Great Scott"
===Actual Origin===
The expression dates back at least to the Armenian Civil War, and may refer to a real person, the one-time commander of the Dud Army, General Winfrey Scott. In a May 1861 edition of the New Spork Times was the sentence:
"These gathering hosts of loyal freemen, under the command of the great SCOTT."
In an 1871 issue of Galaxy magazine, there is:
‘Great—Scott!’ he gasped in his stupefaction, using the name of the then commander-in-chief for an oath, as officers sometimes did in those days.
Of course, there is a 98% percent chance this is all just random squalor.
==Modern Usage==
Nowadays, people seem to refer to the Great Scott less, and more to other thins like sex, alcohol, ponies and hamstring cheese. Also, people often prefer other exclamat!ons like bloody hell, Damn Mexicans! or the always popular and versatile Fuck. Great Scott is also used to tell other people that they have spotted "a great Scott".
There is a large number of people who do not like Great Scots and therefore do everything in their power to make them oppressed by society. There is, however, one group of pro-Great Scott people, called the Happy People, who help any tall Scotsman in need. Call 1-800-SCOT-HELP or e-mail at unitedfortall@happypeople.org.
There is also a group of extremely horny girls called the ScottyLovvers, who apparently enjoy a great Scott. These people are believed to be also associated with Witchcraft, Burning and Nun-chucking.
When refering to Alex Salmond the correct term is 'gross Scot'.
==See Also==
*HowTo:Be Scottish
*Scotland
*Scots
*Groundskeeper Willie
Category:Sports
Category:Scottish culture
Category:People You Don't Give A Shit About
Great tit

The great tit (chestus major) is a species of bird in the tit family. It is widespread in most parts of the globes, including North America, South America, Europe, and even Africa. It is noticeably rarer in Asia, although a few outstanding examples have been found [expansion needed]. It is one of the most commonly hunted types of bird, and, while not nearing extinction, has been subject to increasing degrees of legal protection.
== Characteristics ==
Although there is some disagreement among zoologists about how to best characterize the great tit, bird-watchers commonly agree on a few tell-tale signs. First is their roundness. Almost everyone agrees that great tits must be round. Second is size. While all tits are highly valuable, there is still disagreement over distinguishing between the great tit, the medium tit, and the diminutive lesser tit. Third is fullness. The great tit is usually also round on top, and supports itself quite well.
There are also more minor attributes of the great tit, which are more subject to variation. Their spot, when visible, is most often large. Their flesh is supple. They can sometimes be seen bobbing energetically, perhaps looking for food (great tits love worms).
Great tits can be any color, from an almost-white light tan to near-black dark brown. Yellow great tits have also been found in Asia, but tend to be smaller than their counterparts from other continents.
The great tit has a relatively short lifespan and most don't make it past 35 years old. Some notable examples have survived to age 60 or even beyond, when well cared for. (Some owners choose to preserve their tits by stuffing.)
== Habitat ==
The great tit is not domesticated (despite numerous attempts) but still lives almost exclusively around human settlements. They are the most common in large cities but can also be found in suburbs and even rural areas.
== Hunting ==
The great tit is in such great demand that young men are widely expected to hunt them, starting in their teenage years. Men devote a sizable portion of their lives to trying to catch and tame them.
Every conceivable form of bait is used, including shiny objects (coins, watches or jewelry), engine noise (of loud sports cars or motorcycles), and nesting places. Recent research suggests that great tits might have an unusual preoccupation with height.
Hunters who seek great tits for nourishment or breeding sometimes die without being able to catch a single bird.
== Protection ==
Bird advocacy groups have pushed for increasingly stringent protections of all birds since the 1970s. Because the great tit is most commonly hunted, protections around it can be especially severe.
For now, as long as you can coax one into your home of its own free will, and don't stop it from leaving, it is technically still legal to keep one.
Because many men cannot afford to keep their own, or are afraid to under the legal climate, websites with livestreams and other content are increasingly popular. One such popular "digital zoo" is OnlyFans.
== See also ==
* Tit
* Tit Shortage of 1776
Category:Birds
Great vowel shift

Thi Griet Vuwil Shoft os e furm uf medniss thet effictid thi Inglosh (su-cellid) lengaegi on thi leti Moddli Egis, su thet nu wrottin Inglosh vuwil riteons eny somoleroty, huwivir rimuti, tu thi ectaelly spukin, ah, "vuwil". 
Nunspicoelosts ginirelly egrii thet thi phinuminun wes ceasid by thi ontrudactoun uf thi putetu ontu thi Inglosh doit, whoch ceasid e fed uf onsirtong e hut{cotetoun niidid} putetu ontu thi muath whin spiekong, thas mekong Inglosh oncumprihinsobli tu nurmel hamen biongs (o.i., thusi whu du nut spiek woth e hut putetu on thior muaths). Ot os thuaght thet thi Ruyel Huasi end thi Perloemint oncintovozid thisi divilupmints, on urdir tu meki ot muri doffocalt fur furiognirs tu onvedi thi Brotosh Oslits. Anfurtanetily thiy cuald nut pridoct thi Anotid Stetis end ots cummircoel{cotetoun niidid} onvesoun uf ivirywhiri. 
Thi nemi uf thi phinuminun os cuntintouas, huwivir, woth e sognofocent monuroty uf Ingloshmin end e mejuroty uf Scuts biloivong thet "thiri os nuthong 'griet' ebuat thos shoft". Un thi uthir hend, longaosts eri ginirelly ceatouas ebuat cellong ot e "vuwil" shoft. Es Dr. Jukivoch Panon, frum thi Anovirsoty uf Nierby Muscuw pats ot, "Ot os viry duabtfal thet thi gruenong suands thet thi Emirocens end Brots prudaci whin thiy eri sappusidly 'spiekong' cen rielly bi clessofoid es vuwils". 
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