The day where a bunch of random stuff happend

This is the scariest story ever, some viewers may crap there pants
Reader discression advised
==The edgy story==
So one day i was walking down the street when i found a garage sale, i found the items very cheep so i asked the person running the counter (he was a shady looking old mailman) and bought a game called EVILGAME.EXE and a Vhs tape called "ZOMG DON'T WATCH DIS OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.Avi.wmv.video" for 6.66 dollars.
I then went home and got a nice big class of sunny d and set in near my cumpooter, I put the evil game in and it was horrible, A mess of *HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD* appeared on the screen, this is also a good time to mention that i was an intern at Cartoon network but was recently fired for Trying to murder somebody with a VHS tape
All the sudden my Computer shut down and the lights all exploded, it was also a lightning storm outside so i couldn't go out to my friend's (his name was kyle by the way) house to seek shelter, Suddenly i had power again and i put in the VHS tape, it was a jetsons episode, the title card was shocking Horrifying even, because it was written in blood red letters and in a creepy font "GEORGE JETSON MURDERS HIS FAMILY IN A TRASH COMPACTER" was the episode name, The episode involved george jetson Killing his family and then recycling them into chairs, he then sits down with a german man and a skeleton with a top hat on, All the sudden a short italian man came to the door, "HEY SUPER MARIO, WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF?!?!?!?!?" What was weird is that mario didn't even exist at this point neither did nintendo of america but the show takes place in the future so it does exist somehow right?
All of a sudden my power went off and my door bell rang, i was sent to the hospital as i apparently had fainted. The entire cast of Seinfeld, Mrs. Frizzle from the Magic Schoolbus and her students, Barney the dinosaur, Bob Saget (Who was with a professional wrestler as a gay love partner) the cast of Friends, George Jetson, Big bird, Al Borland, Al Bundy, Tim the Toolman fucking Taylor, Charlie Brown, Bill Cosby, the cast of Rugrats, Jim Davis, Gargamel from the Smurfs, former president Jimmy Carter, Fred Rogers, Fred and Velma with Scooby Doo, the cat in the hat, Pee Wee Herman, 9/11 if it was a man, Alfonz Ribeiro who played Cartlon on the fresh prince, Steve from Blues Clues, Steve Urkel, and yes, Droopy Fucking dog were all at my hospital bed, "You bumped your head, uncle Phil." Alfonz said. I sat up and rested my head on Bob Saget's shoulder. Tony Danza walked out with a massive bullet hole in his head. "I'm ok!" he said. "It was just a dream, Michelle." Bob Saget said. "But now you're back with us, together, forever." They all stared at me, smiling. "Forever." They repeated in unison. Al Borland walked up to me, with crumbs in his beard. "Happy Halloween." He whispered. And then, everyone turned into a skeleton.
I Had to get out of town. This whole experience was just too weird for me. I decided to drive to the police station, but they were closed. I suddenly noticed that one of the homes at the corner of the block was open. There looked to be some weird figure sitting by the television.I won't lie, I, in a fit of rage and horror broke the window and climbed through. I went into the parent's bedroom and found a golf club. I approached the figure in the chair and beat it to death.  Blood began to squirt all over the place as I saw the teletubbies beaming green light directly into my head.
II- The streets were completely empty and I realized that the four horseman of the apocalypse may have finally come. I ran down the street, crying my eyes out, begging for tinky winky to come and save me from this horrible fat. But the tubbies were everywhere. I could see them crawling through the alley way, climbing up the walls, teletubbies of every color. "Pink. Pink. Pink. Pink" they laughed a laughter like I'd never heard before.
III- I looked at my watch. Wait a minute. Wait- wait a minute. I whistled for a cab. I struggled to jimmy the door open, knowing no one would believe any of these horrible experiences when I found the cab driver sitting rather- inhumanely. "Horses can't drive..." he started. I became increasingly concerned. "HORSES CAN'T DRIVE!" The head turned around revealing an angry horse with flaring nostrils, bloodshot eyes and drizzly drool. The horse hit the accelerator and the car careened down the busy highway and intersection, killing countless people who were all horses. The horses intentionally stood in the way as the cab crashed into them, sending bloody horse chunks that fell to the ground in a gory mess. The cab crashed into a wall and exploded. The entirety of my skin was instantly singed off and both of my eyeballs popped and exploded. My nose slammed into my skull, splitting me open like a ripe cantaloupe as pieces of my brain flew out the window. I could see seagulls picking on the remains of my destroyed braincap as a familiar face descended upon me. It was Sonic.exe
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