Spongebob MurderPants

It was an October night, and Halloween was aroond the corner. Everyone was getting ready for Halloween but I was already finished and I was bored. So me and my friend Misha decided to go dumpster diving behind a local Walmart, because we heard you can find free video games and technology in there. Our friend Dell told us one guy found a game cube and Dell fixed it for him and it working again, it was very cool!
Oops, sorry I forgot to introduce mysef, I have ADHD so my attention span isn't the best my name is Jeremy and I like baseball and video games. I am also known as a Scout. So anyway I was dumpster diving with my buddy Misha and the first thing that stood out to us was a Garfield stapler remover that looked cursed and weird. I found a Homer Simpson pez dispenser that was USED! and Misha found a half eaten burrito it was very gross, but we gave it at a raccoon. Everything else was mostly cardboard boxes and packaging material, I was disappointed there was no video games or cool stuff and we were about to give up and go home, when Misha found a VHS Tape under a cereal box, and we both got excited because it was the first technology thing we found. But we should have left it there and went home...
The vhs tape had "Spongebob Halloween Episode" written on it in Sharpie, by someone with really bad handwriting, kind of like my friend Ludwig, he has the worst handwr. We took the tape home and we grabbed Popcorn, sandwiches and soda and we were excited. We but it in the vhs player and it played the spongebob intro. It looked normal so far, except there were animated bats on the side of the screen The episode starts with a title card that says "Spongebob MurderPants" written in what looks like blood. maybe it was ketchup, but I don't know there was also a knife covered in blood next to it.
The episode cut to spongebob in the kitchen he is singing and dancing "Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine" and cooking krabby pattys on the grill. It then show Squidward taking orders from the customers but Bubble Bass cut in line in front of the other fish and he is dressed as Mermaid Man and he orders a krabby patty with extra pickles. Squidward tells Spongebob to stop singing so loud and give him the order and Spongebob cooks it very quickly.
"Order up! Bahahaha" spongebob says as he gives the patty to Bubble bass.
Bubble base looks at the patty and frowns. "There is not enough pickles on my patty, get it right next time or I'm speaking to your manager" he sayas as he threw the patty at Spongebop and the toppings and bun land on spongebobs face. I was expecting Spongebob to cry or something but he just stood there smiling and not blinking. Suddenly, the screen turned to black for a few seconds and then it cut back to show a hyper realistic close of up of Buble Bass choped of head, with blood coming out of his eyes. It shows it for exactly 6 seconds and then cuts back to normal episode, like nothing happen. Spongebob is laughing as he cooks more Karbby patties again and he sings Spooky Scary Skeletons again.
"SPONGEBOB!!! Please stop singing you idiot!" Squidward yelled.
Spongeboob stopped singing, and he simply stood there smiling for exactly 3 seconds, not blinking or moving and then all of a sudden, he started laughing very loud and demonic, as hyper realistic blood came leaking out of his holes and his eyes turned red and the screen cut too static. 5 seconds later it cuts to the news reporter. "This is Perch Perkins here reporting live at the Krusty Krab, local cashier Squidwort Tentidicles has been found dead with a gnife in his back and lying in blood. Auhtoritys think this is another insurance fraud scheme from Krabs to get money. This is perch perkins and-"
Suddenly, Spongebob appears behind the news reporter and quickly runs up to him and snaps his neck, in milliseconds! There is lots of blood everywhere and the screen turns to static. it then cuts to a shot of Patrck cutting off Mr Krabs head with a chainsaw and killing him. It then cuts to spongebo and patrick laughing and running around with knifes. They kill all the fish in Bikini bottom and then they stop and freeze and slowly turn to the screen and stare at the audience not blinking or moving. Then turn to the wall and on the wall behind them they write a message in fish blood "YOUR NEXT JEREMY" and then the episode ends.
That was really scary, how did they know my name, so I take the tape out of the vhs player and I smash it into pieces with my baseball bat and flush down the toilet. But then I hear a knock at the door and i hear Spongebob laughter. This has got to be a stupid prank or something. I grab my baseball bat and me and Misha answer the door and we find Spongebob and Patrick on our doorstep holding gnifes. "Found you Jeremy, Bahahhahahahah" Spongebob says but Misha punches both of them with his strong fists, and both of them insatntly die. Lucky us the problem is solve. Me and Misha then decide thats enough crap for one night, and we go to our rooms. I play Fortnite on my computer and I go to get a can of Bonk soda from the fridge, I drink it but spit it out. There is pee in my soda cans. Mick drank all my soda and peed in my soda cans and but them in the fridge and I drank his pee! That stupid oshole I am going to get revenge, I go outside to Micks van and I toilet paper it, knock on dooor and hide in a bush. He walks out of his van and looks around, says in his Australian accent "Gday mate what the bloody hell-" and then he trips on the toilet paper and I laugh at him. Now that is the scary thing that has happened to me, forget that stupid spongebob episode! I drank pee!
And now he is chasing me with a machette, dont mess with Australians or they will pee on you, sorry I got to go, the end.
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