Creepypasta Is Bad For You

__NOTOC__==THE FIRST DAY==
IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS READING SOME CREEPYPASTAS IN THIS SITE. I WAS SO SCARED THAN I DIDN'T SLEEP THAT NIGHT. THE NEXT DAY WHEN I WAS TAKING A BATH I HEARD THE PHONE RING. I PICKED IT UP AND SAID "HELLO?". THEN I HEARD A SCREAM, A PAINFUL SCREAM. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER!?". I TOUGHT IT WAS A PRANK CALL SO I HUNGED IT UP AND CONTINUED MY BATH. THEN FOR SOME REASON I WANTED TO PLAY THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME. I FINISHED BY BATH, CONNECTED MY N64 AND PUTTED THE GAME CARTRIDGE. IT STARTED UP NORMALLY BUT WHEN I PRESSED START THERE WAS ONLY ONE SAVEFILE THAT SAID "LOSTEPISODE.AVI" . "WEIRD" I TOUGHT. I DON'T REMEMBER MAKING THAT FILE, BUT I SELECTED IT ANYWAYS. IT WAS AN EPISODE OF MY FAVORITE SHOW "THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS SHOW" I WAS EXCITED AND DECIDED TO WATCH IT. THE EPISODE WAS CALLED "SKELLETONS". I WAS A LITTLE DISTURBED, BUT I KEEP ON WATCHING. MARIO AND LUIGI WERE ARGUING AND THEN YOSHI CAME WITH A HYPER-REALISTIC GUN AND POINTED IT AT LUIGI AT SHOT. THE BLOOD LOOKED SO REAL, I WAS SHOCKED. THEN MARIO WAS CRYING AND SAID "WHY YOSHI!?" THEN YOSHI SAID "ARE YOU AFRAID OF DYING?" IN A DEMONIC VOICE AND THEN SHOT MARIO IN THE HEAD. I QUICKLY TURNED OFF MY N64 AND PULLED OUT THE CARTRIDGE AND SMASHED IT WITH A HAMMER AND THEN ATE IT. MY PHONE RANG AGAIN, I PICKED IT UP AND SAID "WASSUP SON?" IT WAS MY DAD. BUT MY DAD WAS DEAD.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE.
WHO WAS PHONE.
PHONE, WHO WAS IT.
I NEVER KNEW THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION BECAUSE A SKELLETON POPPED OUT. SKELETON.JPG
==THE SEQUEL: THE SECOND DAY==
I MANAGED TO RUN AWAY FROM THE SKELLETON AND ENDED IN SOME SORT OF GRAVEYARD. I REALLY NEED A BATHROOM BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A MESS IN MY PANTS. I FOUND ONE. IT LOOKED REALLY OLD AND ROTTEN, I OPPENED IT AND THE TOILET WAS REALLY DIRTY AND STUFF. I WAS ABOUT TO SIT ON IT, UNTIL I SAW SOMETHING POP OUT OF IT. IT WAS A STRANGE WORM CREATURE WITH LOTS OF TEETH AROUND HIS MOUTH. I SWEARED AND GRABBED A SHOVEL THAT WAS NEARBY AND KILLED IT. I RAN AWAY BUT I TRIPPED OVER A GRAVE AND BROKE MY FOOT. I STAYED THER FOR SEVERAL MINUTES AND MY CELLPHONE RANG, I WAS TOO SCARED TO PICK IT UP AND THEN A WEREWOLF CAME AN ATE ME. I AM NOW INSIDE HIS STOMACH, SLOWLY GETTING DIGESTED BY THIS FEARSOME BEAST. I CHECKED MY CELLPHONE TO SEE WHO WAS CALLING ME EARLIER.
MY CELLPHONE BLEEDED SO MUCH THAN I THREW IT TO OUTER SPACE.
==THE SEQUEL: THE SECOND DAY: THE SEQUEL==
"WAIT, DID I JUST THREW MY PHONE TO OUTER SPACE?'
I DID. I DID THREW MY PHONE TO OUTER SPACE. MAYBE I CAN THROW MYSELF OUT AND ESCAPE THE WEREWOLF STOMACH. I GRABBED MYSELF WITH MY TWO HAND AND THROWED ME WITH SO MUCH FORCE THAN I ENDED IN MY HOUSE. I LANDED IN MY BACKYARD AND SAW THAT THE SKELLETON WAS STILL THERE, BUT THIS TIME IT WAS DEAD! I TOOK IT OUT OF THE WAY AND ENTERED MY HOUSE. IT WAS A BIG MISTAKE. I WENT TO MY BEDROOM AND SAID TO MYSELF "WAKE UP, WAKE UP, DAMMIT! WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP!"
I FOUND MYSELF IN MY ROOM, BUT IT LOOKED DIFFERENT. I WENT OUTSIDE, IT WAS DARK AND THEN A SKELLETON POPPED OUT.
I PUNCHED IT. IN THE FACE. BETWEEN HIS NON-EXISTING EYES. MY HAND HURT. IT REALLY HURT.
MY PHONE RANG.
IT WAS MY DAD.
THIS TIME I WAS GONNA FIND OUT WHO WAS PHONE.
==THE THIRD DAY: THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL TO THE SECOND DAY==
I CHECKED THE NUMBER AND IT WAS MY DAD CELLPHONE. I USED MY P.T.T.I.I.B.I.A.A.G.A.Y.S.W.M.S (PHONE-TRACKING-THINGIE-I-INVENTED-BECAUSE-I-AM-A-GENIUS-AND-YOU GUYS-SHOULD-WORSHIP-ME-SOMETIME) AND TRACKED DOWN THE CELLPHONE. IT SAID THE PHONE WAS LOCATED AT PONYRAINBOWS. "WHAT THE HELL IS PONYRAINBOWS?" I TOUGHT TO MYSELF. AND THEN I CAME UP WITH THE THEORY THAT THIS IS AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE. I SAW A REALLY TALL MAN IN A TUXEDO AND ASKED HIM OR DIRECTIONS. HE WAS FACELESS BUT HE POINTED WITH HIS LONG FINGER TO THE RIGHT OF THE STREET. "THANKS" I SAID. I WALKED WHERE HE POINTED. I NOTICED HE WAS FOLLOWING ME "YOU WANNA COME?" HE AGREED. SO I KEEP WALKING UNTIL I FOUND A SIGN THAT SAID "PONYRAINBOWS" I CHECKED MY P.T.T.IBLAHBLAH AND IT SAID THAT THE CELLPHONE WAS IN THE HOUSE I WAS STANDING IN FROM. THE HOUSE WAS COLORFUL AND FULL OF PONIES EATING CUPCAKES. I ENTERED THE HOUSE AND WHAT I SAW SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.
==THE FINAL DAY==
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SORRY, I ACCIDENTALY LET THE . BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD PRESED.
ANYWAYS, I SAW A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF PEOPLE DYING IN HORRIBLE WAYS.
IT LOOKED SO REAL THAN I THREW UP.
I WOKE UP.
IT WAS JUST A DREAM... RIGHT?
RIGHT?
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