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Spooky Haunted Megaman Game 64

__NOTOC__==Act I: The Old Naked Manning==
It was a normal day when this old man, butt naked, comes up to me and gives me this game, it says "Spooky Megaman Haunted Game 64.exe", it was a cd, which is fucking stupid since Megaman is an NES game. I went home and put the disk in, as curious as a man on the first date, and came up a 20 GB installation, which boggled my mind, not only cause it should be only 5 MB, but because that old man who gave me the game looked like he didn't even own a computer. So the normal Megaman came up as normal until a screen flashed with Megaman with menacing eyes, tearing blood, with fire in the backround, and a Nazi swatstika on his hand. It also caught my eye that the picture was obviously a megaman image taken from google and edited in MSPaint. The game loaded, with the normal cheery Megaman song played in reverse. It didn't sound cheery, in fact, it sounded demonic, like in that creepypasta Sonic.exe, I remember that pasta, it kinda sucked though. Then came up a screen of megaman with hyperrealistic eyes and blood and then I turned around and a megaman plush stood there on my bed. Oh wait, I got that at my birthday last year, nevermind. I heard a knock at the door. I opened it... slowly... 
==Act II: The Megamanning==
My mom made cookies, I took a cookie and sat back down by my computer. Suddenly a skeleton popped out. I was as spooked as the first Ebola patient. I tried to fend off the skeleton, while eating the banana cookies my mom baked
==Act LXIX: The Shrekenning==
While fighting the skeleton, a piece of the banana cookie got stuck in my throat. Trying to push the zombie out of the way and trying to breathe, I fall backwards, straight onto the floor, grasping onto the last seconds of my life as the skeleton limps towards me. Everything turns black.
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Category:Vidya games
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Spooky Mirror

There is a mirror, it is spooky. It is so spooky that you die. It is so spooky, that the skeleton that popped out dies, when the skeleton dies, you come back to life. As a lizard. Named mirror. You were the mirror all along. But you forgot. So you died. But then you were brought back to life. but you forgot everything. And you are actually me. And me is actually Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life. But life is actually Myamoto Seyguru. But he is actually Snoop Dogg. That's why every time someone writes a pasta they say that they were smoking weed and playing Legend of Zelda. But weed is you. And you are me.
And then a skeleton popped out.
But the skeleton was the mirror.
And you are the mirror.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Shrek
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Spooky SpongeBob Lost Episode

Hi! My name is Timothy and I was a big SpongeBob fan. I even became an intern at Nickelodeon Studios! I'm not an intern anymore because of a super scary episode of SpongeBob.
I was also a collector of old, lost episodes and VHS tapes. The most important tape was the one I am writing about because it changed my life.
It was cloudy and I was going back to my home. There was a garage sale and the girl was selling SpongeBob VHS tapes. I grabbed one and asked her "How much is it?". She answered "It's only $3.99". I bought it, walked back to my house, put the tape in my VHS machine and started watching.
The episode started with that happy intro. I always answered the Captain like the kids in the intro "Aye aye, Capitan!". SpongeBob appeared with a hyper realistic face for a fraction of a second. It cut to black for a few seconds followed by a loud noise that sounded like SpongeBob's laugh, but DISTORTED.
Patrick appeared with Squidward in SpongeBob's house. It was fine until they started fighting. Patrick pulled out a gun and shouted "You're not going to explode my friend's house!". Squidward laughed at him and said "Yes, I will explode his house". It cut to black again and SpongeBob appeared with a sad face. He was crying. Everything stopped and I heard an explosion. It showed Patrick, Squidward and SpongeBob from their backs. They moved and showed their hyper realistic skulls and there was blood everywhere. They said "Why did you do this, John?". I thought "They say my name? Wasn't this supposed to be cursed?" A deep voice said "Sorry, I'll correct it right now". They said "Why did you do this, Timothy?" I replied "What have I ever done to you? This doesn't make any sense!". SpongeBob said "Alright, I will leave you... FOR NOW!"
It cut to black. I got up, took off the tape and walked back to that garage sale. The girl was there but with a Halloween costume. She recognized me and said "I haven't seen you in months!". I said "But I got this tape a few minutes ago!" She replied "You got this tape on July, so you stayed for almost 4 months in your house!".
I went to my workplace. My boss just said "You're fired!".
I will never watch an episode of SpongeBob again... Because I can't buy a new VHS machine. The other one broke after watching that tape.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Lost Episodes
Spooky Time at the Museum

When I walked in the museum, I knew something wasn't normal. I could feel the presence of a a higher being watching... waiting...
I felt its vibes shift in intensity as we walked throughout the buildings, mindlessly glancing at the historic artifacts only looking for ones that were particularly interesting.
I knew everyone else didn't feel "it's" presence; they were all too calm. I was on edge. Any unusual break in silence would falsely signify the revealing of "it."
"It only waits," I told myself. "It won't cause havoc. I just have to find it myself."
Finally, we reached the building that had to contain "it." I could almost hear its presence. I felt physical attraction towards its apparent location. I was getting extremely nervous, but I didn't want anyone to worry so I kept quiet.
A few more artifacts we looked over and there it was. It's mighty and overwhelming green haze. The poor thing was trapped in its ancient glass cage. I heard it try to speak to me, but I don't understand ancient Greek, as no one else does.
Suddenly, I blacked out and woke up in a blank white room. I heard its voice again, echoing into the blinding void.
"ey yo bithc u part of hte ilumianty now."
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Category:Memes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Spooky Toilet

It was 12:34 in the morning. I had been asleep for roughly 3 hours, but something deep in my bowels had awaken me from my deep slumber.
My name is Bruce Bolton. I'm a college graduate with a major in Marine Biology and a minor in a Homeopathy. To ease the tension that was deep inside me, I wandered toward the bathroom in a half-asleep daze. When I had arrived in the bathroom, I pulled down my pajama pants and Spider-Man underwater around my ankles, and sat on the toilet.
When my skin made contact with the toilet, I felt a cold shiver crawl up my spine. This shiver gave me a foreboding premonition. I hoped this will be a quick trip to the bathroom, but something told me this wouldn't be the case.
It took three minutes for it to begin to crown, and then I felt it slowly pass through me. Then when it finally fell into the toilet, I felt a wet sensation as the toilet water splashed back at me. This was the ultimate terror. On the top of my lungs, I screamed. It started as a subtle, moist feeling, but it evolved as terror filled my body, and I knew I wasn't even finished yet. My bowels rumbled and I slowly prepared for what was going to come next...
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Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Spooky fucking skeletons. Super fucking scary. Read if you dare!

One night I was watching cartoons like a fucking child when I heard a noise in the bathroom. I went to the bathroom and shit myself because I saw a spooky skeleton. Thank god I was in the bathroom. I ran out and drove away. There was a skeleton in the car. I crashed and survived. I ran away and a skeleton was chasing me. He was bloody with red eyes. I went and asked someone for help and a fucking skeleton punched me in the face. There was blood everywhere. He said I am God. I screamed and hugged my mom. She was a skeleton.
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Category:The Title Is A Lie
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Category:Shortpasta
Spooky night

one night i was sitting in my room by myself there was a blackout everything was dark
my phone didnt work
i didnt have candles or flashlights
everything was dark but im a true hero so i wasnt scared then suddenly i heard thudding and weird noises from my kitchen i was scared and i slowly went in the moonlight lit the room and i could see something moving suddenly i heard a scream i was scared i ran to my room and locked the door
then the electricity came back and i went back to the kicthen with a large book in my hand ready to knock out the thing that was in my kitchen then i opened my door and i saw shadows lurking around in my kitchen
i went inside the kitchen. there was my little brother with red luqiud all over him
he spilled ketchup on himself when there was a blackout because he wanted to make a sandwich and he screamed because some got in his eye
the end
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Spooky scary skeletons theme song

spooky scary skeletons,
send shivers down your spine!
And when they shiver down your spine,
you'll stay up till five!
Spooky scary skeletons,
send shivers down your spine!
just before the time is right,
you'll meet your demise!
A skeleton pops out and kills you.
TEH END!
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Category:Skeletons
Category:Music
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Spooky spongebob episode!!!

so i was a fucking intern at nickalodeon studios and i found a DVD and written in sharpy fucking marker as always it said spongebob spooky.
i laughed and put the dvd in the dvd player. dis was duh episude.
duh disgusting episude- it had no theme song and the title was named in real blood and guts spongebobs day in life. and around the letters was complete black.
it showed spongebob in his house with a machette and he cut open garys stomach and fucked his insides and laughed crazily. gary screamed. spongebob ripped garrys eyes off and shoved it in his mouth as blood poured all over duh floor.
patrick was then nocking on the door and spongebob went out with a morbid smile on his face. he then cut patricks stomach open and ate his intestines and fucked it. patrick then screamed and spongebob chocked patrick and smashed his heart.
squidward ran out of his house and spongebob jumped on him and sliced his throat and fucked it.
spongebob then shoved a knife up his ass hole. as squidward screamed spongebob laughed crazilly. squidward died and spongebob ate his face. it then showed spongebob going to work and mr. krabs yelled like a bitch and said spongebob you fuck your late hit head!!!!
spongebob stabbed mr. krabs in the stomach and mr. krabs died (no shit) spongebob then ate his heart.
spongebob was all bloody and maggots got on mr. krabs body and spongebob ate all duh maggots while laughing.
it then said duh endy in blud.
i was fucking i don't know after that.
and it got dissapointing- after that it showed all the chariters in the back ground filming a horror movie laughing together.
IT WAS JUST A FUCKING FILM!! NOBODY REALLY DIED!!!!
i was so dissapointed that it was all a big set up.
the last seconds showed all of them hanging out watching the movie they made.
I WAS SO DISSAPOINTED I HAS SEX WITH EVERY 25 TO 30 YEAR OLD WOMAN I COULD OF FOUND!!!!!!!!!!! (i didn't feel like fixing disapointed...)
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Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Spookydog.jpig

Recently, I got an e-male from my long lost pal Sally. Sally said that a tragedy had happened to her. Sally said that Sally's husband, Chuck died the other day. Sally told me that Chuck had been obsessed with a letter he got at work. Sally said that Chuck would go into his study and he would stay in there all day, screaming in agony. Sally asked Chuck what was ailing him so, but Chuck would yell "I CAN'T TELL YOU!!!!" and tear his hares out.
After Chuck had died, Sally was going through Chuck's stuff and found the letter he got at work. She opened the envelope and pulled out a letter. Sally unfolded the letter and red it. It said:
Their was a smaller envelope inside the bigger one. It was marked "Spooky_Dog.jpig". Sally opened it. Sally said that she had been obsessing over the picture for 1 weak and 6 days. Than, Sally said that she decided that she did what she had to do.
The last line of the e-male was this: "I'm sorry."
There was a file attached to the e-male. It was called "Spooky_Dog.jpig".
I'm so sorry.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Spooning with Spoony

"Once upon a time, not too long ago"
"there was a man named Spoony"
"Spoony loved to spoon anyone that he saw"
"He spooned me, of course"
"But I had no saying to what Spoony does"
"Because Spoony does ever what he wants, WHEN HE FUCKING WANTS!"
"SO IF YOU GET BUTT HURT ABOUT SPOONY SPOONING YOU"
"HE'LL SAY "FUCK YOU, 
YOU MIDGET!" and he'll spoon you"
"Spoony was a nudist"
"One time while Spoony was trying to figure out who his next target is"
"A GROUP OF RAPID MONKIES CAME AND STARTED THROWING BANANA PEELS INTO THE STREET"
"CAUSING WORLD WAR THREE, WORLD WAR FOUR, AND WORLD WAR FIVE!"
"Spoony then became bankrupt, and then Mitt Romney(the leader of the monkies) killed Obama and his vice president and him and Ron Paul took office"
"Spoony then said at the end of World War Five "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!"
"Then he started playing his Ipod, and put on No More Mr. Nice Guy by Alice Cooper"
"NO MORE, MR. NICE GUY, NO MORE, MR. CLEAAAAAN, NO MORE, MR. NICE GUY THEY SAY, HE'S SICK, HE'S A SCEEEEENE"
"Then Spoony went up to Mitt Romney and then said "LISTEN HERE YOU MUTHA FUCKA! IMMA GONNA SPOON YOU TO DEATH"
"Then Romney, in his acient tongue, said "OO EE OO EE OO EE OO EE!" (translation: Oh yeah you fucking poor fucker! im going to send my tax minions to take your money away!)"
"Spoony then said "FUCKA IM ALREADY POOR, SPOONING TIME"
"Then Spoony then spooned Romney and Paul while they gave shrieking shrieks that imprinted on America"
"All the wars stopped to look on what has happened in the U.S and Spoony"
"Spoony then came out with Romney's and Paul's body, dead and covered in jizz"
"Everyone was cheering for Spoony."
"Spoony then thanked everyone and then spooned with every single one and then took office and said that the new law was that everyone has to spoon every one you see at least one minute of the day"
Created on the Creepypasta Chat
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Spore Creepypasta

Today I decided to play spore. It was nothing out of the normal, except one thing...The creatures looked more realistic than normal. I decided to socialize with a nest of creatures, and one of my socialize tools were named "KILL" and that was weird, because stuff like that should be in an attack section. I was scared, so I decided to play space stage instead. I went on my spore save with a creature named "Tohed" and something was wrong with my homeworld, it was like a lava planet!
This was the same with all of my empire, and I decided to explore space... No other empires were there. This was getting very scary, so I went back to creature stage.
When I was attacking a nest in creature stage, my creature bled realistic blood when it was attacked, and the attack marks stayed on my creature until I came out of an egg again... Maxis, how did this happen?
Also, when a meteor hit the planet, the meteor shards were much bigger, and destroyed an entire nest when it hit one. The spaceship came, abducting creatures... Well not abducting them, the spaceship shot a laser at the creatures and exploded them, with blood.
In cell stage, the cells looked like normal cells because they had no face, but I couldn't get through the stage because of that.
This was getting too weird, so I left the computer, and nobody was walking outside, except for Spore creatures, the ones I saw while playing,and there was no other houses, there was just a lot of grass, plants, and nests outside. Did I get sucked into the Spore universe?
Many creatures tried to attack me, so I went inside and got one of my kitchen knives, so I could defend myself. And maybe get something to eat.... tasty.... delicious.... virtual..... creatures.....
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Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Spore Stuck Dead Glitch

I've been playing Spore on and off since it first came out, but this was a new one on me. I was playing in the creature stage with only one other creature of my type in my posse. The other two had died already. I was pretty much just slaughtering my way across the map because I don't do it very often. I ran across a nest of creatures that I hadn't found yet, but they were a bit out of my league and killed me pretty quickly.
Now, whenever you die in the creature stage, the game gives you a bunch of cutscenes before it lets you play again. You can press escape like three or four times to get through them. Well, I was frustrated from shoddy EA programming and in a hurry, so I just hammered escape a few times. Instead of respawning back at my nest, I found myself still laying on the ground, at full health, dead with flies buzzing around me and everything ignoring me. My one posse member was hanging out near my corpse(?), and everything was ignoring him, too.
Alt-tab over to Google, and apparently, this is just a thing that happens from hitting escape too many times or too quickly or something. Thanks, EA. The Sporewiki also mentioned that saving your game at that point wouldn't actually bring you back, and you'd have to delete the whole world. So here I am, haven't saved in over two hours, since I first arrived at this stage, with the choice between losing all my progress or waiting to see if I can starve to death and respawn again, potentially losing my progress anyway.
I never really got to the making-up-my-mind part. As soon as I got back into the game, I saw my posse member had been killed, and every species I had slaughtered during the course of the game, about two dozen I think, were gathered around my character's body, staring at me. Not at my character, mind you. At me. And behind them, those pink bastards that killed me were still wandering around like nothing was happening.
I don't know how long I stared at this, trying to make sense of it, but I finally exited to the main menu. I clicked on my world just to double check that it hadn't saved without my knowledge, but it hadn't. I logged back in on my fresh-from-the-water just-got-his-legs creature, took two steps out of my nest, and my entire species was immediately slaughtered by those same two dozen assorted creatures. They gathered around my corpse and started staring at me again.
Now, my heart is pounding, and I've got goosebumps. Exit to main menu, click on world again, get loaded into the same scene I just left. This time, I get a popup saying "Your species has been driven to extinction." I clicked on the green check and was shoved back to the main menu. I clicked on my world one last time, but my creature was just a black outline, and the only option was to delete the world. I did so, and then stared at the menu for a while before quitting the game completely.
I'm a little too nervous to play Spore, now.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
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Category:Old Shit