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Tim Robinson

Tim Robinson is an American "comedian" best known for his lack of distinguishable characteristics and uncanny forgettability. You may have seen him somewhere, but odds are you don't remember seeing him anywhere.
Robinson has been present in over 40 Wars and significant historical events, including the Crimean War, but when photos of him are viewed with the naked eye, he often becomes transparent, camouflaging in with the background. In order to view Tim Robinson properly, one must wear special glasses with photos of eyes duct-taped to either lens. 
== Career == 
Robinson got his start as a pizza delivery boy for the Watergate saboteurs, after which he found himself stuck at a falafel stand 3 blocks from the Iran Hostage Crisis. In his memoir "The Invisible Comediman," Robinson recounts his early life as follows:
After years of similar exploits, Robinson chose to go into comedy. His most notable roles on SNL include the guy, the other guy, extra #11 in the one song parody, and Jeff. 
On September 15, 2013, Lorne Michaels called Tim Robinson into his office and informed him they were thinking of letting him go due to the fact that he lurked behind setpieces and shimmered in and out of reality from time to time. Tim Robinson later used what Lorne Michaels said and turned it into the title of his Netflix sketch comedy show.
One of the only people who notice Robinson consistently is Andy Samberg. Many attribute this to Andy Samberg's shoes, which are perpetually in style.
== Statistically, Who Enjoys Tim Robinson's Netflix Show? ==
A new study conducted by Elon Musk shows that people who believe SNL is on some sort of downward spiral are prone to enjoy Tim Robinson's show, and vice versa. This phenomenon may be due in part to the inclusion of such solid comedians as Tim Heidecker on Tim Robinson's show, who as many have noted is an unparalleled expert in high-quality entertainment and avant-garde premises. 
In March 2020 it was announced that Tim Robinson and Tim Heidecker would be teaming up with Eric Wareheim and Eric Andre for an all-new series, Tim and Eric and Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Where You Should Leave.
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Timbuktu

Timbuktu, also spelled TOMBOUCTOU, is a city in the West African nation of Mali. 
==Language== 
Dutch the native language of Timbuktu, is similar to Swahili and Germanic languages.
==Geography==
Somewhere in the desert in Africa
==Commerce==
Timbuktu is historically important as a post on the trans-Saharan caravan route. Lots of Dutch people who visit Africa with their caravan will have a stop at Timbuktu. Also ducks visit Timbuktu much, the best known of them is Donald Duck.
In the 14th century Timbuktu became an important focal point of the camel-woman trade. Timbuktan merchants ruled from the desert, and, though they plundered periodically, trade and learning continued to flourish. Timbuktu manufactures imports many goods across the galaxy, including black slaves, monkey statues, Colt 45's, crack, and doubleledged dildos. 
==Food==
Traditional Timbuktan food is based on parts of the main cattle: camels and goats. Due to the harsh conditions of the desert, animals are eaten to the last bit, including parts considered hideous by westerners, such as balls, eye-balls, utterus, vagina and tail. Delicacies consumed by the wealthy population in Timbuktu include fried pigeon wings seasoned in sun dried human feces, and Donkey Cum pop.
==Government==
After the disappearance of the monkeyruler, King Kong, of Timbuktu, great leader of the jungle Arjan Krukkert became Prime Minister of Timbuktu. The people of Timbuktu think he is a great leader because his face is filled with tarrels.
==Exile of Napoleon Bonaparte==
In 1823, Napoleon Bonaparte, The Glorious People's Republic of France's chairman, was exiled to Timbuktu and almost died. He was saved by a Muslim merchant known as Abdul, who armed with 200mm semi-automatic bio-warhead equipped nuclear shell launching system destroyed the prison. Napoleon immediately took Abdul to France, and let him assault the world. The history of Napoleon's reign was started from here. In fact, this is a true story.
==See also==
*Winged Man-eating Platypus of Timbuktu
==External links==
*The 'Official' Timbuktu Tourism website.
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Time Force Defense League

The Time Force Defense League (in England, Time Force Defence League, also abbreviated TFDL and D8MMFCHYZAI) is a global organization of schoolteachers and faculty who have been enlisted by a mysterious leader to travel back in time to fight dinosaurs during class periods.
==Origins==
Little is known about the history of the group. The earliest recorded mention was in a 1973 book titled 1001 Stupid (but true) Student Theories, published by two enteupenurial college students. The book claims that, "Our teachers are always trippin'. One sec, they're here, then they're gone for fifteen minutes, then they're back, often with what look like claw gashes across their faces, almost as if they're in some sort of 'Time Force Defense League' or something. Most people don't seem to notice but me and Jake [the book's co-author] started gettin' the heebie-jeebies."
The myth was met with little support. Needless to say, the book's co-authors, Jake Willis and Joburt Yanly, went missing two days later. Their bodies later turned up, grusomely split apart and distributed in Arby's Chili Cups. Police were befuddled.
Some myths have come to pass about the group's beginnings, but the most prominent seems to be that, while giving an H-Bomb 'duck and cover' talk in the mid-1950s, a dinosaur popped thru a rift in space and time and ate three of the students. The teacher retaliated by fighting the dinosaur in hand-to-dinousaur-hand combat until the dinosaur was dead. (As a historical sidenote, duck and cover actually served the schoolchildren well in this situation, as otherwise, they would have been smooshed by the fat dinosaur.)
==Oversight==
The TFDL is believed to be overseen by a severed head that sits in a locker. There has only been one non-TFDL member sighting of this head; in 1991, Freddy Matherson happened to open a locker that was not his and find the head inside. It spat in his eyes, screamed, burped, screamed, hiccupped and cackled before Freddy shut the locker. Freddy managed to draw the thing with some markers before he was ushered into the 'School Nurse's Office'. Freddy was never heard from again. Police were flabbergasted.
The head is said to be named Boris, although this may be a mistranslation. This leader's name was mentioned in a note discovered in 1998 under a pile of cheese. The head was called 'ฉันหิว', which was translated as simply 'Boris' but which some linguists now believe says 'I am hungry'. This is understandable for a severed head with no stomach.
==Membership==
It is estimated that 90% of all teachers in grades ranging from Preschool to Post-Graduate education are members of the Time Force Defense League. Teachers are first told about the program on the second day of school, right after they're told about their paycheck. For most, the prospect of fighting dinosaurs is less horrifying than the $10.50 an hour that they'll be working for.
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Time zone

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Because the spin of the Earth is faster than the speed of time from a relativistic perspective, the time of day is not the same at all points on the planet at the same time. (Indeed, it has never been 3:00pm in Beirut.) To reduce the problems caused by this sad fact of astrogeography, the Earth is artificially divided into ten time zones, usually known by their letters. While some see the divisions as arbitrary, the zoning system is highly complex while remaining simple to understand and creating a much less confusing world for us all to live in.
The system was instituted by Benjamin Franklin to make everyone live up to the Protestant Work Ethic or die trying. 
==The Zones →== 
Starting from the left-hand side of the planet (the planet is flat), the time zones run through the alphabet from A to J. 
*Time Zone A contains Alaska, and is ten hours ahead of GMT.
*Time Zone B contains about half of the United States and Canada, and is half an hour behindTZA.
*Time Zone C contains the other half of North America and a large bit of South America. For half the year this zone is one hour ahead of TZB and during winter it falls behind by five minutes a day until it gets back to the same time and is reset to the one hour difference.
*Time Zone D contains half of South America, most of Greenland, and part of Africa. It is exactly three hours behind GMT in winter, and two and a half hours ahead during the (southern hemisphere) winter.
*Time Zone E is also called GMT, which stands for Government Meandering Time and is the basis for the scheduling of the British public transport system. It also contains countries Britain would like to own but doesn't. Yet.
*Time Zone F contains some places east of GMT, and is approximately two hours late for its train.
*Time Zone G contains the Indian subcontinent and most of the former Soviet Union. It is "developing".
*Time Zone H contains China and is thus rather shoddy, but cheap. Its human rights record is about fifty years behind that of Time ZoneF.
*Time Zone I is "Tuesday".
*Time Zone J contains some of those islands everyone forgets exist, including Easter Island, which takes its name from the constant Easter experienced in that region.
==Consequences==
Traveling from one time zone to another can be disconcerting and result in an increase in or shortening of the human lifespan. Amelia Earhart was the first person to fully exploit this loophole and is currently immortal. 
Politically, the difference in time can cause any number of problems, most notably the difficulty of scheduling meetings of the United Nations and the United Ninjas. Amnesty International have fought a long campaign against the use of time by totalitarian regimes in countries that lie across more than one zone. A number of nations have been known to change time zone regularly as a ploy for popular support or to exploit tax loopholes. 
==See also==
*ahem
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Timothy Dexter

Timothy Dexter was the greatest philosopher, businessman, Informer of Deer and all around epic dude in American history. He was the author of the greatest book of all time, A Pickle for The Knowing Ones. He held many accomplishments, such as inventing Lean, reaching millionaire status within one hour, being a genius and eating a Cabbage.
== Early Life ==
Little is known about Timothy's early life, however, his mother was quoted saying "THIS IS NOT MY CHILD, HE JUST FUCKING APPEARED IN MY LIVING ROOM ONE DAY AND NOW HE WON'T LEAVE HOLY SHIT I’M SCARED"
== Business ==
Dexter's career began when he walked into Yehsreh Food Company, and all of the workers assumed he was the boss. Now that Timothy owned the company, he decided to employ revolutionary tactics to maximize profits, such as sexualized advertising, being an asshole, desexualized advertising, and using child slave labor. After making egregious amounts of cash, Tim left Yehsreh. However, the company went on to achieve even greater success when they flipped their name backwards. After his big break, Dexter had various other successful business ventures. For Example, a fellow aristocrat once jokingly advised Dexter to hire an artists to paint a picture of him wanking his willy. Dexter followed through, and multiple paintings of Dexter stroking his seed-spewer were sold for a great amount of money. This event single-handedly launched the entire pornography industry.
== Other ==
Timothy Dexter never took a shower in his entire life. In this way, Dexter accidentally created gaming culture.
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Tinkerbell

Tinkerbell was a fairy (in both senses), who was born at the Neverland ranch in California. She later devolved into a Hummer car, and was exiled to France. She is currently the overlord of all French people.
== Early years ==
From an early age Tinkerbell was attracted to Peter Pan (a.k.a. Michael Jackson), and would buzz around him like a fly around a cow pat. But alas, Peter had no interest in her (for obvious reasons). This was ironic because inch-high Tinkerbell was the only person in the world who could consider Peter "amply endowed". TV archive footage puts her as one of the original 32 participants in the early Gracey Estate takeover of 1954 led by a young Mickey Mouse.
During the time, she also served as the Disneyland Minister of Culture under [Mickey Mouse the Great, and standing by him through the early years of Disneyland as well as the period dubbed by commentators as the Reign of the Rat. Whether she continued to serve with his successor, Admiral Donald Duck, is not known. 
She was devastated, and resorted to desperate measures to win his affections. She found the winning formula when she dressed up exactly like him at Halloween. A passionate night followed. But right after she had satisfied him the Wicked Witch of the West (a.k.a. Hillary Clinton) appeared and proclaimed: "Oh accursed tiny whore, you have stolen my beloved away! From this day forward you will become what you have done!"
With that little Tinkerbell, already resigned as Minister of Culture, became a Hummer. With that she then butthumped all and any cars she could.
== Got gas? ==
The subsequent years were devastating for Tinkerbell. Forced to resort to turning tricks for gas (and also for petrol), she was further humiliated when she dared to vote against George W. Bush in the 2004 'election'. As with the other 60 million people who "defied" him, she was exiled to France and force to haul smelly French people from all over the country.
== Victory at last! ==
When French dissident launched the Franco-Automobile war of 2005, Tinkerbell reached her limit. After the massacre of countless millions of cars, she rallied the various tacky continental death-traps around her. She displayed surprisingly adept tactical skills and successfully defeated the French armed forces (which of course consisted of Pepe and Marcel dressed in drag). The rebellion was a crushing blow to the French, who had actually begun to believe they could defeat someone/something.
Tinkerbell now resides as supreme overlord of the enslaved nation of France. At some point she dreams of ditching it for a more worthwhile country, like Wales.
What dreams might come, little Tinkerbell!
== See also ==
* Michael Jackson
* Peter Pan
*Captain Hook
*Neverland
* France
* Hillary Clinton
* George W. Bush
* Hummer
* Paris Hilton
*Alizée
*Justin Bieber
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Tipperary

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its a long way there...........
 Tipperery is a city in Ireland that has the wierd ability to be far away from anywhere at any given time.
=== The Ability ===
if you look at a map, you will see that Tipperary has moved to be far away from you,even if you live there.
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Titan A.E.

Titan A.E. is a romantic comedy where Drew Barrymore must pick between Matt Damon and an alien. The film was a bomb because people don't like originality. However the film quickly got a cult who believed the world already ended when asked why the cult of A.E. said "It's less retarded than 
Scientology I mean Space Planes?" this quote increased the population of the cult and no member of the church of Scientology knew about the cults view on them because they can't watch T.V.
== Practices of the cult ==
Unlike Scientology AE's don't mind being a cult because according to recent research surveys suggested that it was part of the appeal to be part of a cult.Their most well-known practice is Hail Preed, every Monday members would walk into streets with huge glasses with the goal of annoying everyone in sight while shouting "Hail Preed" in the early days people would intentionally run them over with cars yet eyewitnesses claim that the cult just drags the drivers out of the car and they instantly joined the cult of Titan A.E.
Another common practice is Bluth-hunting named after the directer of the film Titan A.E.Donald Bluth. Bluth Left the country after hearing about the cult saying"It was the most retarded thing I have ever heard." Despite this the cult views him as a savior and claims that he will return to judge the Hardcore and the Noobs But it is their duty to hunt him down and convince him to lead them.
== The book of Bob ==
Bob is what the cult claims is the real name of the planet and that Earth was destroyed years ago the book of Bob is only 30 pages and critics claim it makes no logical sense the cult responded "niether Does the Bible" According to the book Donald Bluth will come Judge The hardcore and the Noobs take everyone into a spaceship erase everyones mind and drop the humans down to earth again as quoted in the book Giant orbs of soccer balls will reign down from the spaceclounds and into our bodies thus cleansing thus from the hard ships of Bob but you yourself will have to find Bluth.
The book also states that you don't actually die but instead you become your offspring and lose your memory the cult calls it awesome while the normal people call it What?
== The Cult Now ==
The cult now spends it's days hiding from other religions who hated the cult for openly insulting them every Monday people would take out their guns and look for those involved in the Hail Preed practice and shoot them. The cult thus vanished for a while until reports about a boy claiming that Donald Bluth has already judged and called him a Noob and left taking the cult to their newly found practice Life 2.0 also known as runescape.
== External links ==
*Titan A.E.
Category:Films
Titanic (disambiguation)

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The RMS Titanic was an ocean liner infamous for sinking on her maiden voyage in 1912 
Titanic may also refer to:
*That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic
*UnScripts:Titanic Wireless Transmissions Conspiracy
*HowTo:Rearrange the deckchairs on the Titanic
== Places ==
* Titanic, Saskatchewan, Canada
== Film and TV ==
*Titanic (1943 film), a German film by Werner Klingler
*Titanic (1953 film), a film by Jean Negulesco
*Titanic (1997 film), a film by James Cameron
==Music==
*"The Titanic" (song), a folk song
*Titanic (soundtrack), the soundtrack to the 1997 film
*"Titanic", a song by Falco from Nachtflug
*"Titanic", a song by Frederik
== Other media ==
*Titanic (play), a play by Christopher Durang
*Starship Titanic, a computer game by Douglas Adams and a book by Terry Jones 
== Other uses ==
*Titanic Made of Wood, a wooden ocean liner named after the RMS Titanic
== See also ==
*MAGA Trumptanic, a steamship built for the Trump Cruise Line
*Big Dumb Object, physics-related term
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