Pokemon zombie green

So when i was younger, i played the generation one pokemon games.Red blue and yellow But it wasn't until recently i found that therewas a green version. I was able to order a used one on ebay.
==The game==
Then i started the game and selected "new game" thenthe game started with professor oak talking about pokemon. but the game was in japanes because it was only released in japan. So i named mecharacter and the rival and the game started. I talked to my mom downstairs and she started in english! but even stranger! she saidYou are infected! i pressed "a" but then a rock came through my window! it had a note attached saying YOU ARE REALLY INFECTED!then i turned off the game and layed on my bed in fear. i then turned on the gameboy again but the batteries were out. i went downstairsand there were none left! so i went to the store and the cashier told me "Be careful! I see you are infected!" so i then buy the batterysand put them in the gameboy. But then i felt something coming out of the battery compartment, i looked at my hand and it was...BLOOD!!!BLOOD IN THE GAMEBOY! I cleaned it off my hand and cont playing. I walked into the grass and professor oak came obviously, but thenit went into a battle with a level 99 ghost! prof oak gave me a level 1 charmander.
i tryed to fight the ghost but i lose. then it showedcharmander, but all BLOODY!!! then it said charmander was infected, suddenly, a rock came through the windows and hit me in thearm. it started bleeding. i pot a band aid on but it still bleed! my band aid came off and the blood go in gameboy. i stopped bleeding and inoiced a note on the rock. It said "YOU WILL DIE SOON BECAUSE OF INFECTION" so i turned off the game and took it out. I put it in thetrash and continued on. That night while i was sleeping my gameboy turned on. It woke me up and i went to investigate. THE GAME WAS INTHE GAME BOY! The game showed ghost tearing peoples hearts out! I took a few steps back but then... i looked outside and ghost was out there!i closed the door but ghost went right through it! i ran into the closet but ghost came and told me "YOU WILL DIE NOW BECAUSE OF INFECTION!"suddenly! Ghost infected me! I went to the docters and they gave me a pill and i took it and went home. Then when i went, i banged the hand
because it was the battery store cashier! but he was bloody and carrying a giant knife! I ran into my room, locked the door and tryed to call
9-1-1 on my Apple iphone 4s with iOS 6. But my phone battery was dead. I snuck out the windows to go to battery store. But i forgot about the
cashier! he chased me around the store but i found the secret! He then turned into ghost! it looked like a giant sprite from a VIDEO GAME but
it was real life! I then went outside and climbed in the windows only to find a bloody gameboy on my bed! Ghost then came in my room andtold me to play the game or i will be bloody die. So i started playing the game and i got a starter pokemon. I selected squirtle and i
continued with the game. I then went into battle against pidgey but the only attack i could use was called "BLOOD GUN" i was like WTF thats
not a real attack so i then came to the conclusion that the game was hacked. I then used the attack and pidgey was drowning in blood.then it said "Pidgey died" then it went back to normal. It then went back into pallet town and there was prof oak, all bloody, and...DEAD.I then noticed that ghost had left while i was playing. So i turned off game and go into basement so destroy it. I used a gun. i broke the
game. But then ghost came and turned me into a zombie! so here i am right now... writing this...I am really a zombie too... this is a true
story. I know you will never believe me but it is in fact true. The game turned me into a zombie, so now i have to eat brains every night to
survive... its freaking horrible. but i have to do it because of ghost. so please... stay away from pokemon green, it could happen to you!
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