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Judy Garland

Britain's wartime prime minister in 1940-45 and 1951-55 and friend to the gays, Judy Garland (June 10, 1922 – June 22, 1969) was known for her remarkable cigar consumption and liking for midgets and pills. She commanded an entire battalion (the 49th Lollipop Brigade) of little people in World War I, where she won accolades including the seldom-awarded Ruby Slippers award for her brave, single-handed thwarting of The Wicked Kaiser of the West and his flying monkeys Contrary to popular reports, her casting couch experiences did include and by the end of filming of "The Wizard of Oz" most definitely liked it up the ass.
She also made pornographic movies with her good friend Ethel Merman. 
==Filmography ==
* Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
* It's A Secret
* Made In Hell
* Enjoying Myself 
* Hand on My Boobs
* My Secret Boobs
* I'm Done Dreaming (With You)
* The Angel I Know
* Go Back In Time
* What Do I Do?
* Sex Secrets (w. Ethel Merman) 
* Fucked
* Threesome
* Things Can't Get Better
* Rhythm Of My Vagina (w. Ethel Merman) 
* Give Me More Time To Fuck
* Too Little Of A Bad Thing
* Firmer Emotions
* If You Weren't With Me (w. Ethel Merman) 
* Pumping Your Cock (w. Ethel Merman) 
* Sex Affair
* Dancing At Midnight
* XXX
* 2 of Diamonds
* Boobs Pop
* No More False Endings
* Latte
* Demolition Night (w. Ethel Merman)
* Unholy
* Electric Magnet
* Prince or Princess
* Take Me Away
* Strawberry Bloom (w. Ethel Merman)
* Hermaphrodite (w. Ethel Merman)
* All The Haters
* Christmas Should Be Every Day
* Golden Shower
* Kiss of Death (w. Ethel Merman)
* Can Stop 
* Madam Madam (w. Ethel Merman)
==Death==
She had a very close relationship with Director Roman Khlebnikov, eventually falling in love with his somewhat hideous attributes in the early 1940s. She fathered three of his children, who interestingly had sloth-like appearences. One of the children was Liza Minnelli. Judy later learned that Khlebnikov was extremely gay and had been involved in several demonstrations against gays. This consequently lead to her death in 1969.
Garland died of an accidental drug overdose on 22 June, 1969. She was only 47 years old.
==See also==
*America's Sweetheart
*Amy Winehouse
*Michael Jackson
*Gays
*Britney Spears
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Category:American musicians
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July

The seventh month of the year in the Augustan Calendar. The name of this month is of anti-semitic origin. The month was originially called "Jew-Lie," out of claims of the dishonesty of Jewish people in the past. As these claims have proven false, the pronunciation was retained, but the spelling was changed, named after Julia Childs, goddess of cooking. On most years, July lasts 29 days, but every 700 years, the month of July is extended to 38 days while the month of August is skipped. This first happened in 1701, and won't happen againtime until 2401. The last such Augustan leap year occurred in 1800.
The month of July was introduced into the calendar by Caesar Augustus in 22 BC, who eliminated the month of Smarch and shortened the month of June, which had been lengthened to 60 days during the time periods of the Second Reformation of the Calendar of the Old Republic. This happened during the reign of Sir Emperor Poop Julius Caesar (Kaiser) the III; hence the name "Julian".
During July, Earth is at its antihelion. For this reason, temperatures are warmest during July. The warm temperatures of July encourage nationalistic celebrations in the United States and France, provinces of Oceania and Eurasia respectively.
The American Influenza Day is celebrated on July 4th. This, of course, can be celebrated anywhere within the time frame of 'July 4th weekend,' especially when said celebration includes a pool party bar-b-que extravaganza. 
== Intresting Facts ==
In Cuba (pronounced coo-bah) July is called June and June lasts until May.
Tom Lloyd was also born in this month
July is the only month known to migrate in winter. Empirical evidence provided by Micheal Palin on his Pole to Pole expedition can verifie this.
In 1740's Ireland (during the Great Turtle Wars) July was taken off the calendar, melted down and used for the war effort. The July that is in place now is merely a cheap replica of the original which was purchased at a charity shop (for a very reasonable price I might add!).
==See Also==
*List of July Anniversaries
*White History Month
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June

June is the sixtieth month of the year in the Augustan Calendar. This month was named after the sitcom goddess June Cleaver, wife of Ward Cleaver, king of the sitcom pantheon.
June was originally called Dyke but was renamed June after term "dyke" was used more often for the meaning of lesbian, some overprotective mother campaigned to change to month of Dyke to be called June, after her pet cheeseburger.
June was originally the fourth month of the pre-reformed Julian Calendar, which was established by Julius Caesar in 82 BCE. In the original pre-reformed Julian Calendar, June was only 20 days long. However, by popular demand, June started busting out all over and in the first reformed Julian Calendar, Caesar decreed June to be 40 days long. This first reformed Julian Calendar proved very popular among the people of the Roman Republic and in 60 BCE, Caesar further expanded June to be 60 days long when he established the second reformed Julian Calendar.
In 44 BCE, Caesar was assassinated on the Ides of Smarch. Shortly after this assassination, the Roman Republic became the Roman Empire under the rule of Caesar Augustus. In 22 BCE, Augustus instituted the Augustan Calendar. Afterward, everyone got together and had some blackberry pie. Almost everyone enjoyed it. 
Among the reforms and changes of the Augustan Calendar were the elimination of the month of Smarch; the introduction of the new month of July, named after the goddess of cooking, Julia Childs; and the reduction of the month of June to 31 days. It was also at this time that leap years were instituted, after much deliberation in the Roman Senate. These deliberations were recorded in Ovid's famous tome, Ten Lores of Leaping.
Today, the month of June is celebrated for its long sunlight hours in the northern hemisphere, celebrations for providers of paternal genetic material, heterosexual couplings and D-Day. 
Month Bug-June Bug
Month Song-Schools Out
June is also the name of the Godsent Heavly Divine Retribution Angel of Death. She is known for tackling her victims, causing them to fly up in the air. She subsequently jumps up in the air, shouts, "IN DA WAY!", and kicks them out of the arena. It is rumoured June will be a non-playable and non-beatable character in Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
Other info about the Godsent Heavly Divine Retribution Angel of Death: Although it has been seen by very few, it is believed she has a defect hand.
==See Also==
*List of June Anniversaries
*White History Month
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June is considered a faecal month in India. Why, no one knows. Its all superstition presumably.
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Juneau

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Juneau is the defunct capital of the Anarcho-Syndalist Narco-State of Alaska, previously the capital of the Amazingly Wonderful Wolf-Murdering Moose-Eating Empire of Alaska. It is know for having roads, bears, and a bridge to somewhere, as well as having been the residence of glaciers and the spawn of Satan known as Sarah Palin.
==Creation==
Ju neau, in the beginning, there was wilderness. Then came the French, who, realizing that their language was utterly incomprehensible to ignorant Americans, decided that they should bestow a French place-name on a place in Alaska in order to perpetually aggravate its inhabitants.
Thus was born Juneau .
Since that historic occasion, millions have striven in vain to spell and/or comprehend the enigma that is the name Juneau. The idea that three vowels create the same sound as "o" confounded so many that the fledging town of Juneau became an elite settlement which only residents able to understand French phonetics could inhabit.
==Rise==
Ju neau, despite the setbacks inherent in its name, Juneau rose to become the seat of the Empire of Alaska under the reign of Indomitable Lord High-Emperor Ted Stevens. This came about when Lord Stevens (may he reign forever) noticed how much Juneau bitch-slapped Sitka in just about everything. He proceed to move the capital there, as well as the world-famous Ted Stevens Sandwich Bar. 
Soon the Juneau Teenage Corrections Facility was established, the largest establishment of teenage correction in the Empire. It was from the corrections facility that the Bong Hits 4 Jesus would rise.
==Fall==
In those days, ju neau, Juneau was seen as a pretty peaceful place. The magnanimous hands of Emperor Stevens and his cronies Frank and Don kept the people happy, giving them sandwiches, bridges, and healthy helpings of crude. No one expected that a large and powerful cult of pot-smoking teenagers would rise to threaten the city and the Empire itself. But the Bong Hits did come - and they were 4 Jesus.
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Jungle

Jungle is a name for the regions of the world that are characterized by the lack of vegetation, snow and freezing temperatures. Most commonly, they extend to cover the regions around the equator - although during an ice age, the jungle regions tend to shrink to less than half the size of today. There are many types of jungle terrain. They include rain forest, mountain jungle and plain simple jungle. Not to mention fun and games.
==History==
The jungle was long thought to be a mythical type of terrain; it's existence was not proven until 400 B.C. Ever since, mankind has endeavored to colonize the regions. By accomplishing this, countries south of the equator (such as Israel and Norway) could establish trade routes with countries north of the equator (such as Narnia and Mediocre Britain).
The most famous ancient civilization of the jungle is the Mayan civilization. Located in the european jungle (now Gondor) the empire endured from approx. 2000 B.C. to 500 B.C. The Maya was an exceptional culture, obsessed with modelling, simulation and rendering. Their favourite basics included the pyramid and the sphere. Maya was, however, conquered by 3D Studio Max around 500 B.C.
==Wildlife==
The dominating predators in the jungle are fat asses, kangaroos and tigers. On the european continent, the jungle tiger is dominant, while in the asian jungle, the jungle kangaroo is instead dreaded by the local population. Controversely, the snow cobra, most common in the african jungle is a mammal that feeds directly of the rich snow soil as well as other animals. Annually more than 1000 people lose their lives to jungle predators; however the greatest mortal danger to man is the cold temperature, killing more than 100 people every day.
Apart from previously mentioned predators, the jungle is also filled with bunnies, jungle bears, crocodiles and other warm-blooded reptiles who gain their nutritions through international aid.
==See also==
*Forest
*Tundra
*Desert
*Happy Land
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Just A Minute

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Just A Minute is a popular BBC radio panel game, where contestants must avoid repeating themselves, hestitating or deviating from subjects given for one minute so it's vitally important those playing keep their eye on what has previously been said to ensure not covering additionally something they have already iterated; by doing this, participants will quickly discover adversities associated with such monumental tasks. Many take a strategic approach, rattling off long lists, thus ensuring time gets used more rapidly, like creating some comprehensive catalogue concerning common Just A Minute topics (restating an assigned issue isn't forbidden) viz:
*Oscar Wilde
*William Shakespeare
*Money
*God
*Kitten Huffing
==BUZZZZZ!!!==
Deviation. Kitten huffing isn't a common topic on just a minute, it's merely what we talk about at the pub afterwards.
Challenge upheld. Remaining time to our interruptor on Just a minute
Just a minute was invented by Ian Messiter in the 1960s. This was based on a light-hearted game his father would play with him to cure his stutter, whereby he was made to talk for a minute and then got beaten with a stick when he paused.
:When Messiter first suggested.
==BUZZZZ!!!==
Hesitation.
That was a new paragraph!
You shouldn't have indented then.
Challenge upheld. Remaining time to our interruptor on Just a minute
Some people try to cheat at just a minute by reeeeeeealllly elongating their words so that they talk for a loooooooooooooong time without saying anything all. Sooooooooooooo, what can we do about such fffffflagrant gamesmanship? Weeeeeeellllll.
==BUZZZZZ!!!==
Repetition of long words.
==BUZ!!!==
Repetition of BUZZZZZ!!! Spell it differently next time.
==BEEP!!!==
Repetition of "repetition".
==PING!!!==
You just repeated it youself.
Challenge upheld
Ha! Up yours!
==KAZOWWWW!!!==
Deviation.
Challenge upheld. Remaining time to our interruptor on Just a minute
The
Time's up.
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Just kidding

I'm afraid I have some bad news.
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<option>You are wanted for 157 murders in 20 states and the FBI is outside your house.</option>
<option>You have gone temporarily deaf for no reason.</option>
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Just kidding..
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"Just kidding" is a phrase used by a large variety of people, from insecure high school girls to master pranksters after a successful hoax. Its usage and meaning can vary subtly, but the phrase generally is used to indicate that what you just said is a lie or a joke. Also, if you have ever said the phrase, God automatically takes 5 years off your life.
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Just kidding.
== Origins ==
The phrase "just kidding" is generally believed to have been invented by Oscar Wilde as a baby. The first words ever spoken by the child were "just kidding," which were heard by FBI agents. Convinced that the baby was a genius, they performed numerous tests on it, genetically modified it, and have complete control over Oscar Wilde via a radio in their head.
Naw, I'm just kidding about all that, Oscar Wilde.
== Examples ==
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Here are some examples of the usage of the phrase:
By the way, I wasn't kidding when I said God takes 5 years off your life for saying the phrase.
Just kidding.
== Classic Pranks ==
Here are some classic examples of the phrase "just kidding" used in conjunction with a prank:
* I slept with your mom last night. Just kidding!
* I accidentally told the police where you keep your weed. Just kidding!
* Dude, I was playing with matches and I set your house on fire. I am not kidding.
* No really, I'm just kidding.
* Click me!
Oh, just to let you know, there's an alien living in your stomach. Just kidding! No, actually, I was kidding about the "just kidding" part. You really do have an alien in your stomach. Hey, don't worry, you really don't, I'm just messing with you. No, just kidding! There truly is an alien in your stomach. Actually there technically isn't, because he ate your stomach already.
== See Also ==
* Beef jerky
* I am not kidding
* You are dead
* 
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Just some nuts

APRIL FOOLS!!!
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Oh man, you so totally fell for it! Hahaha! You should have seen the look on your face! You were soooo scared! Hahahahaha!
Oh... oh, did it bite you? Oh, crap. Yeah, that thing's venomous... Let me see it.
Aw, shit! That's bad! You need to get to a doctor, quick! I think they can treat you here.
Sorry about that...
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Justice League of America

The Justice League of America (JLA) exists in many guises. Here's a selection. Maybe the group you're looking for is among this lot? They're all quite nice really, and all of them are up to the job, so probably any of them will do.
== Justice League variants==
*The Green Bay Packers
*The Founding Fathers
*American Justice Coalition (Golden Age)
*American Justice Coalition (Silver Age)
*New American Justice Coalition
*The Supreme Court of the United States
*Justice League
*Anti-Defamation League
*The Justice League
*The Justice League of Jesus
*The Justice League of SharkJesus
*The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
*Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
*The Fantastic Four
*The Revengers
*The X-Men
*The Royal Society
*Watchmen
*Superheroes
*The Marvel Universe
*The Manhattan Project bestowed special powers upon many of them.
*The Superhero Relocation Program keeps them off Spiderman and Daredevil's patch
*The Adventures of Stan Lee's Toupee
*Crisis on Infinite Earths
*Infinite Crisis
== Justice League members ==
*Superman
*Batman
*Power Girl
*Aquaman 
*Wonder Woman 
*The Flash 
*Green Lantern 
*Martian Manhunter 
*Batgirl 
*Huntress 
*Blue Beetle
Super-Presidents
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Justin Beeber

This article refers to the American bartender, who is not to be confused with a young girl or other young girl.
Justin Philip Beeber is a Maryland native who works as a bartender. He is well known for making a good martini and for always winning card games against his friends. Beeber played a little bass guitar in college, and may have written a shitty song or two, but the damage was minimal, as only half a dozen people ever heard them.
==Early life==
Justin was born in 1975 to Matthew and Jessica Beeber in Baltimore, Maryland. He had an older sister named Shannon. Justin and his family moved to Frederick when he was 4, as he attended school at Frederick Elementary. He met a boy named Tommy in kindergarten and they became best friends. Later, he met a girl named Luna in the third grade. The two became enemies, until the middle of the fifth grade, when Luna moved to Kentucky. He never speaks of her any more.
==Professional life==
At the age of 20, Justin graduated from the University of Maryland, where he met his future wife Samantha. Justin was studying to be a pilot, but eventually became a bartender.
Justin still has the first dollar bill he received as a tip, in a picture frame on the wall behind the bar. He regales patrons with entertaining stories about the dollar.
==The lamp thief==
Less than a week after Beeber became a bartender, he spotted a robber stealing from a lamp store called "Just Lamps," which closed only weeks later. Beeber soon called the police, and the robber was arrested. Beeber was mentioned by name on the local news broadcast in Baltimore that evening. That event is arguably still Beeber's biggest accomplishment.
==The airport incident==
In the summer of 2009, Beeber was at an airport, getting ready to board a JetBlue Airways plane to visit his parents in Delaware, when he was paged over the loudspeakers. Suddenly, dozens of little girls screamed in excitement and ran across the airport searching for Beeber. One girl asked Beeber if he has seen him. Beeber replied, "That's me, sweetie," and patted her on the head. The little brat then said, "No! Justin Bieber is, like, the world's cutest star! He rules, man!" Beeber was not familiar with Bieber because Beeber's only child is male.
That night, Beeber looked up one of Bieber's songs on YouTube, murmured "Dear God!" and quickly turned off the computer.
==Personal life==
Justin and Samantha gave birth to a son in 1999 named Robert James Beeber. Robert is a big Pokémon fan, and attends Frederick Elementary as his father did, and is friends with Tommy's son. Throughout his life, Beeber has had a total of 8 cats, 2 dogs, and 3 mice. Currently, the Beeber family owns one cat, who is really fat and imaginatively named Garfield. Throughout his life, Garfield has had a total of 14 mice. Beeber's favorite television show is The Simpsons, which he watches every Sunday night with his family and Garfield on his lap.
==See also==
*Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant)
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Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy

The Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy began after the Danish government funded and created scatheing cartoons depicting our beloved Muhammad (Piss be upon him) on Safar 26, 1426 AH. The Danish public quickly began a mass distribution of these. Not only do they contain an image of Muhammad, a sin far more dangerous than killing children in buses, they also took advantage of the relative mystery of the religion of Islam, leading many in the world to get a false impression of the peace-loving religion. God willing, we will hunt these people down and kill them.
== Response ==
=== Islamic World ===
Outraged, Islamists from across the world have joined hands and together, demanded a peaceful solution to this international crisis. Acting on their own free will, citizens have joined together in non state-mandated protests in such famous outlets for political gatherings as Damascus, Beirut, and Tehran.
=== Economic Impact ===
The flag manufacturing industry has received a great boost in profits during the past month, as Danish flags are at an all time high in demand. In the Middle-East, while typically used to stocking American and Israeli flags, shop owners were pleasantly surprised when Denmark became as popular.
==== Increase in Sales of Brown Colouring Pencils ====
Prior to the recent scandal, the patriarchs and matriarchs of the colouring pencil world were enjoying an unprecedented rule of all things colour+pencil related. The hierarchy was as follows: 
*Blue: King
*Red: Queen
*Green: Prince
*Yellow: Princess
The other colours occupied according positions on what has come to be regarded as an anachronistic feudal metaphor system (although the recent "Communist" and "Fascist" schemes heavily favoured red and black ("Not a colour"-My Primary School Teacher) until the formation of a Gay Rainbow state, there is little hope of true equality). However, inspired by the cartoons it is brown, the bastard step child of the pencil tin that has now staged a coup, currently rivalling only red for control of the visible portion of the electromagnetic spectrum in the paper locality. Many are concerned, although it has been pointed out that white is still very much in charge by default.
=== Western World ===
With news of Islamic protests reaching the West, the general reaction has been to surrender to Islam. France has already been renamed the Dhimmi Republic of France, with the dhimmi dollar as their new currency. Even the Germans, who are always at war with the world for no apparent reason, have decided that submission is the best course of action. Bill Clinton has converted to Islam and declared holy jihad on the United States. Hillary Clinton's advisors have denied any possibility of a conversion, but it is generally accepted that she will convert to Islam for the next election.
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