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Family Guy: The End

"Lois, please put the gun down."
Peter begged, visibly shaking. Lois' grip on the gun didn't falter, her face as blank as a stone.
"You've been nothing but a piece of shit from the beginning Peter. It's time for the only sane member of the goddamn family to wake up."
Peter's mind ran through scenario after scenario, trying to find something to convince his insane wife to think rationally. But nothing came to mind.
"Think about Meg Lois. Or Stewie. Or Chris. Our beautiful children."
"Our disgusting children more like. And you're not gonna see them again."
"Wait, Lois-" Lois pulled the trigger.
A blinding pain introduced itself to Peter, but only for a short moment as he collapsed to the ground, taking his final breaths.
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Family Guy - Dead Family

I was watching TV and was bored as FUCK. I would change the channels until I saw an episode of Family Guy called "Episode 666". I watched it.
The intro was playing, but when it got to the piano, Peter grabbed a gun and shot his wife Lois and said OH YES IM GETTING EROTIC PLEASURES FROM THIS BITCH ASS JMWAMP then it cuts to house and its bloody and then it says 666 on it then it cut to was only peter there at th e couch and having sex cheating on his wife he see wife and says HAIL SATAN FUCKING KILLING HER PETER SAY OH FUCK YEAH WHAT BITCH ASSHOLE MY FUCKING COCK HIS HARD AND I FUCKING HATE JESUC Christ his wife says helllo peter says FUCK YOU FUCKING BITCHASS WHORE FUCKING GOLDDIGGER WIMP he pulled out a Sword and cut her in half eating her eating her in intestines he saw his kids and he said FUCK YOU CHRIS Chris would eat my shorts bitch peter saysYOU LITTILE PICECE OF FUCKING SHIT he wouflf grab his neck and rip off chriss head PETER says THAT WHAT YOU GET YOU LTTILE PICRCE OF FUCKING ASS SHIT JAGOFF DUMBASS Meg cry's and Peter kills her with gun and sword LUSGHING ALL HAIL SATAN FUCK YEAH they go in a car and drive down a cliff and blood is splatter everywhere and a plane later and the wife AND FAMILY was ok and peter had a smile but not a happy smile but it was a devilish smile SAYING THIS IS FOR FUCKING SATAN GOOBYE ALL OF YOU SMARTASS WIMPS ASSHOLES NAZIS ALL HAIL SATAN HE SAYS everyone at the plane was FUCKING shocked he grabs a Gun and shoot hole in plane plane goes down then wife wake up to all her children hanging in nooses she screamed while peter ate they intestines drinking beer and would cut her hair off I was crying th peter woke up saying WHAT THE FUCK I WAS SO GODAMN BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING JUST FOR A FUCKING ASS WIMP DRRAM.Satan comes and says work with me and they can die peter similes yes he grabs a knife and kills them all and eats there intestines he would add take poops in the mouths beuase peter loved Stan the alive for short while he pooped in the mouths the poop was hyper reasltic and th epics and sperm each time he did itand piped and put sperm in they mouths all the four even the baby which was hanging one a noose peter would say EAT MY SHIT SHIT ASS FUCKING FAMILY AND they would eat saying ALL HAIL SATAN and they eat peters vomit peter shoots Them with. Bomb killing then he gods rot quagmires house and poops in ther mouths and peers making them eat and drink it and also spree saying ALL HAIL FUCKING BITCH SATAN he later hanged him self with a noose beuase he was emo I called fox new they say sorry that was never ever ever ever supposed to heir they gave all the toys of it and the plus he's I also need physical help from what I gone th got uh wait what's the I see it looks like a family guy out the window.....zAHHHH*&*&**&YOUR FUCKING BE NEXT BITCH AS FUCKING ASS WIMP BITVH SHIT WIMPS&*&*&*
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Family Guy - Death of Grandmother

Family guy was a show on 20th centry of Fox with its first epsdoie back in 1999 and some are cancer bits in this lost epsodie on like nominal epsodie i does not sloud up the epsodie it shows up Peter waiting with a mother in quohog hospital Hartman said mr. Griffin your mother you to show you peters mother opens her eyes but she's died afterward the next seen shows Peter and the griffin family at the her funeral but the cast is open Peter starts screaming at loud the next of Peter shows in recovery with own drawing Peter was in his try to rexal but meg opens the door saying dad word like to play with me Peter kick her and slam the door shut the next seen shows peter at the bar with quagmire joe and Cleveland Peter shouts will muder you all at home he killed Chris, meg, and stewie but not Lois and Brian and the final seen shows peter at the centry or seems that Peter had made him 
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Family Guy Is a Masterpiece

Family Guy is a masterpiece; very single episode is pretty much packed to the brim with hilarious comedy!! I mean, Peter Griffin is quite simply the best protagonist of our time. He's a classic couch dad, and is relatable to all the fathers who may watch him. As for the rest of the family..! well, they may not be as legendary and fantastic as Peter, but they still have their own great unique traits! Louis is, of course, the sex appeal, as well as the nagging wife. What a creative, bold move on the writer's parts—combining the two most common traits among the female populace! There's also Chris, her son, who is almost a miniature Peter—he's truly a strong lad, perhaps even similar to Peter when he was in his youth and before he learned how to truly become the True and Honest "Family Guy." There's also Stewart, the youngest. He's just quite the little genius, no doubt superior genes that were passed down from his father. He always gets in trouble, but he's just so gosh darn cute! A little adorable menace. And Brian. Now, he's almost as great as Peter. He's dry and got cutting whit. He's also a ladies man. Perhaps because he's a dog is why he's such a wingman or "bro" to Peter (which would, frankly, be a brilliant idea of symbolism on the writer's parts.) And finally, Meg, the antagonist of the show. Now, she just makes you grind your teeth the minute she's mentioned—or makes you pull out your hair in frustration when you see her ugliness have the audacity to appear on your television screen. She's the ultimate turn off. Just everything a woman shouldn't be. Thank god they make her the punching bag of the show—I laugh out loud every time she gets brutally beaten or abused by her family, the ones that should love her most! Now, I won't even GO into the brilliance of side characters—such as Joesph, Giggity man, or the news anchor, but you'll be sure they're great as well!! Only true intellectuals understand this
Now, maybe you'll think more wisely before you even try to THINK about criticizing Seth McFarlane's 'Family Guy'
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Family Guy Lost Episode: Curse of the Chicken Poop

So one day I went to the store and bought a Family Guy DVD and the guy at the register killed himself after I bought it and I screamed and I called the cops and slowly walked out of there. I got home and I was scared to put in the DVD into the DVD player, but then I remembered... I DIDN'T HAVE A DVD PLAYER!!! I was relieved so I put the DVD away, but just then I got a phone call that said I won a free Xbox 360. I was so scared (because the shipping was 1 second) and I checked the mail and there it was... THE FREE XBOX 360!!! I went inside and set up the Xbox 360 and I was scared to put the DVD in but I HAD to put in the DVD because I was too curious. I regret that now. I put it in and played the episode.
When the episode started it was the Family Guy theme but it was... DARK AND DISTORTED. I was scared during the theme because... EVERYONE HAD HYPER-REALISTIC EYES AND CHRIS WASN'T FAT!!! After the theme the episode played. The episode was about Ernie the Giant Chicken (that chicken that fights peter all the time) doing something scary. Okay, so the episode started and Lois told Peter to go outside to take out the trash. Peter got the trash and went outside and Ernie was there. Ernie knocked out and kidnapped Peter. 
Ernie dragged Peter to the chicken coop and pooped on him but the poop was... CURSED!!! When Peter woke up he was now... HYPER-REALISTIC MAN!!! He saw himself in the mirror and screamed. Peter then walked home and when he got home he was bleeding hyper-realistic blood. His family screamed and killed themselves. Then he went to sleep. He woke up in NYC and walked downtown on a Saturday at 1pm. Everyone killed themselves after seeing his face and then Peter turned to the camera and broke the 4th wall and he had... HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD BLEEDING OUT OF HIS HYPER-REALISTIC EYES ON HIS HYPER-REALISTIC FACE. I screamed and Peter crawled out of the T.V. and told me not to use drugs. Then I committed suicide and then a skeleton popped out.
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Family Guy Season 4 Episode 0

You ever hear of that show Family Guy? Ah yes, Family Guy. The old episodes were so good. However, things get weird with Season 4 episode 0. Have you ever seen Season 4 episode 0? So I boot up Family Guy Season 4 Episode 0 one day, and the intro plays like usual except for the fact that all of the characters had hyper-realistic skin with pitch black eyes that bled hyper-realistic blood. The shading seemed darker than usual, and the audio was very distorted and low-volume. The intro was much more slowed down, lasting for several minutes. Throughout the intro, the skin on the characters began to slowly fall off and form holes, almost as if their skin was rotting. They also bled more hyper-realistic blood of course. The intro was the same otherwise except for the fact that by the end of the intro, Louis drops Stewie onto the ground and busts his head open, leaving the characters to just stare at Stewie's bludgeoned corpse for a few minutes as the camera slowly zoomed in with nothing but a few soft coughing sounds.
The episode then starts, and it cuts to Brian the dog doing drugs. Drugs are bad. You ever hear about Brian the dog? Anyways, Brian the dog is doing drugs, then he runs in front of the road and gets hit by a car. The family has a funeral, and Peter Griffin utters "oh my god, this is worse than that time Louis killed Stewie!". Then Louis replies "PETAH!" as her eyes turn pitch black and bleed hyper-realistic blood. The camera zooms in on Louis' face, and her skin begins to rot in a way similar to that of what was displayed in the intro. It was very very very scary guys.
After the funeral, the scene immediately cuts to Meg crying in her room alone, and she's crying hyper-realistic blood. She pulls out a Mossberg 500A 12GA Pump-Action Shotgun from inside her shelf, and places the barrel in her mouth, then utters: "I hate my family so much, goodbye cruel Earth"- then pulls the trigger.
Then Peter walked into your room and strangled you irl.
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Family guy. lawst faking episude

i love family guy! i love that show so much that if i had a disk i will butt fuck it.
so one day i was watching american pie (dad) as normal. and then a stupid ad for a new family guy came. it showed the picture on the screen for 5 seconds and then words in white said new family dog coming up on nick.
its stupid how it puts nick instead of adult swim. and all the comercials were the same comercial. it then went to the fucking show.
it had the title screen only the lyrics was from the cleveland show theme song and the music. and meg was dead but nobody notice and the curtains were green. then peter ate lois in the middle of the theme.
it then showed the american dad house. and peter was sitting on the couch like a fat drunk like he is. he farted multiple times and then he got up. lois was in the kitchen eating a coffee cup. and peter jumps on lois and eats her.
chris was then getting chased by 5 black people with pitch forks. peter then took a huge shit on the floor and ate the whole dinner table.
so then stewie was trying to flush rubert his dumbass teddy bear. and brian was at a bar and strangley drinking milk. then jullian came. jullian is the dumb girl that brian once dated. she was talking to brian for like 3 minutes then her eyes turn complete black and she ran around yelling gibbresh. her skin then glowed red and she ate everyone.
stewie then came back from the bathroom with only 1 foot.
and chris got stewie and threw him down the steps. and he landed faceplanted at the wall. and peter then went upstairs on 4 feet.
it then showed meg dead on her bed with a huge fucking rock dildo up her ass. it then went to comercials but the comercials were all about family guy again. it then went back to the show in 30 seconds. it showed brian walking on the street with a llama. and then mayor west put brian in a bag and threw him at a running car. i saw ketchup coming from the bag and then the griffins house was on fire.
chris was asleep on top of the car. and peter had stewie in his mouth and then ate him. peter then died of alcohol poisoning and the next day the house was flying and chris was on the roof yelling i'm flying! he then went inside and it was full of sex dolls and one had a pirate hat and a eyepatch. it then said the next day. and the sex dolls putted chris in the oven. chris was screaming then he died. and it went black for 0 seconds and came back with the sex dolls eating chrises body.
and the last moment showed mayor west extremely skinny in a old gangster bathroom. and he died and hulk yes i mean the actual hulk from the movie broke threw the wall and jacked off all over mayor wested body then ate him.
the credits were not going in reverse and the letters were yellow as usual and then a skeleton popped out and i died.
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Family guy a not normal episode

so i was so happy cause meh sister is dead so i wanted to celebrate by watching family guy season 12. i went to netflicks and it hads family guy season 13. i made a happy whale sound and there was only 1 episude it was named FUCK FAMILY GUY!!!. i was kinda shock that it was in all caps and it said the f word in duh name. i thought it was like a lost episude and it was.
duh fucking episude- it hads no theme and it had the season 11 animation and peter was naked drinking beer on the couch and so wa stewie. WHY THE FUCK WAS STEWIE DRINKING BEER?!!
peter then punched stewie in duh face and put him in duh oven. meg then came and peter farted in megs face as always and punched meg in the face and stole her shoes.
it then showed the griffins outside and meg wasn't there. and stewies head was blue. they were there drinking beers for like 5 minutes so i skipped that part and then peter yawned and said fuck you guys i'm doing some fuckkign stuff assholes!!!.
i was kinda shocked how family guy doesn't cus that much and now it does. lois smiled and said ohhh...duh stuff...wonderful. she sounded like she was sad. peter then was grumpy and punched chris. and chris yelled in stewies voice why the fuck did you do that asshole!!!.
it then showed the griffins on a snowy mountain and they rode a helicopter and crashed it into joes house. joe yelled what in the fucking shit petter!!!.
peter punched joe and killed him and peter got a gun and shot his whole family. peter then went to clevelands house and shot him in the dick and cleve yelled PETER WHAT THE HELL!!!.
peter laughed and shot him in the head.
quagmire was then running and screaming. peter then shot quagmire in the face and rode the helicopter into a sky scraper and shot everyone in the entire city and then nuked the place. everybody was dead. the whole america was destroyed and then peter bombed all states and the earth was distroyed.
peter was in a rocket in space laughing seeing the world gone. he then saw rodger from american dad smoking cocaine and peter shot rodger in the dick then head.
it then showed him going in a portal and it showed spongebob sleeping and peter came and killed spongebob by shooting him and then shooting everybody in the bikini bottom and spongebob world.
peter then went in another rocket and nuked the place. peter laughed and said sa onoro's mego's. and peter shot the screen and thats when the episode ended.
i was in suprise after that and then a skeleton popped out and farted and snap meh neck and i think i died?.
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Famous quotes by Trollpasta users

Ever heard of the famous quote: “Trollpastas are 99% inspiration, and 1% perspiration.”
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Thank you. Now you guys can try! I’ll start.
== Quotes from the Trollpasta community ==
PikaFur- “We all need some Creepypasta in our life. Just don’t make it like Sonic.exe.”
Coledacringekingodaworld - "Keep you pants on undistubingly, you won't get suffacated."
Trollson454 - "A hyper-realistic skeleton a day keeps the ability to sleep away."
Niagaranobs - "I'd fuck that spoon."
Hungry Burger.exe - "Why am I here again?"
Defiatron13391 - "Have you ever owned a business?"
Nopunintendo - "Billions of years of human evolution, and you took the time out of the life you could have had to make this."
(Day 2) (you guys can also put this down the next day if I dont do it)
PikaFur- “Do you ever fill up a bathtub with tomato sauce and lay in there, pretending to be a meatball?”
Niagaranobs - "bruh that's a fetish wtf"
(Day 3) (these mouthfucker is still alive) <- who did this bru
Coledacringekingodaworld - "I think My sibling thinks I'm a furry"
JoeWritesNReads182 - "I...Uh...forgot, can I have that script again? (...) OK, Thanks."
Niagaranobs - "The Hyper-realistic sounds of me eating a family size bag of Lays sour cream and green onion potato chips, bass-boosted."
PikaFur- "I'm so stupid that I sometimes think I'm one of those bots in those "online" mobile racing games where you go down that big slide."
Hungry Burger.exe - "I don't care if this is your home planet, get the fuck off of it."
(Day 4) Oh no we are slowly declining
PikaFur- "Why are half of the Roblox community just children touchers while the other half are just children who probably touch other children."
(Day 5)
Niagaranobs - ""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky. -Michael Scott"
Meaty - "What the fuck is this shit? What, I ask you? What? What does this all mean? Is this some sort of secret government plot to get us to jot down our deepest secrets? Shit. The internet has gone to the dogs. We have failed as a society. We will never come back from this low moment in history. We will all die one day."
Nopunintendo - "It's D! Put a D in there!" (not made on this wiki, an actual real-life quote I made)
(Day 6)
PikaFur- "Oh no, the dreaded v-word!"
(Day 7)
Coledacringekingodaworld "I hate my username. Also listen to Usseewa by Ado."
PikaFur- "Chat, am I gay?"
Niagaranobs - "Yes."
(Day 8)
PikaFur- "No, I'm not the Simpsons. I'm a Protogen." (Actual Trollpasta quote I made on a featured story.)
NotGavv-"My name is Edwin, I made The Mimic."
Carson-"Jeff the Killer? More like Jeff the murderer."
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Fangcry.avi

Everyone knows that teenagers can sometimes turn into juvenile delinquents, escpecially in America, and it usually gets them nowhere, but there was one occasion when something did become of such teens. A group of five, four boys and one girl, were quarrelling in the night about something or other, when the eldest boy stepped on someting hard. It made a loud cracking noise. 
Peering down, he and his friends shone a light on the object, which turned out to be a box containing a VHS. The box lid was cracked, but the actual tape was still intact. It had the words "FANGCRY.AVI" scribbled on it in red marker. The eldest boy's house was nearby, so they went in and put the VHS in the video player. 
It turned out to be a lost episode of Redwall. The intro played as normal, but the title of the episode made no sense. "Fangburn Cry" What the hell kinda title is that? The kids all wondered. The episode started. It showed a large, tattooed, hunchbacked rat named Fangburn, standing in Mossflower wood in the middle of the night. 
However, something seemed a little out of place. Fangburn wasn't saying anything. He was just staring at the camera with his usual dopey expression, blinking slowly. He just stared like that for about 30 seconds in total silence, before the faintest sound of an out of tune music box could be heard playing in the background.
The music grew progressively louder, and as it did so, Fangburn's lip trembled, and he began to cry. This wasn't cartoon crying, but realistic crying in pain. Fangburn fell to his knees, his hunched shoulders heaving. He covered his face with his hands, still sobbing. Suddenly, his tears turned into blood, and his sobbing started to sound like laughter. This went on for two minutes, before the screen abruptly cut to black. It stayed like that for 20 seconds, before Fangburn came back onto the screen again. 
His eyes were closed, and he was slowly turning his head from side to side, making a murmuring noise. It wasn't proper talking though, but more like a gurgled cry. Once he had made that horrible sound, he would put his hands over his eyes, before making the cry again, and it went around and around on a loop like that for ages. When it eventually stopped, some German text came up on the screen, with the translation underneath it. "The sights of hell bring its viewers back in." 
After watching that video, four members of the gang comitted suicide, apart from the eldest boy, whose name was Desmond. He felt like the video had a curse on it, and decided to take it to the Warren's Occult Museum, where it was kept out of sight from everyone. So, from now on, when you watch the Redwall TV series, and you see a character called Fangburn, just whisper the words, "Don't cry," and look him in the eyes. It could save your life.
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