A word built one story at a time

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Welcome to a word built one story at a time, an article where a word is created one story at a time. It could be any word. We'll never know.
==Rules==
#Each story must describe a letter of the word.
#Each story has a max of five days to be worked on, from 0:00 UTC day one to 23:59 UTC day five. After that, a new story must be made about the next letter of the word.
#Just because another story starts doesn't mean the previous stories are over.
#There is no set word; you all are free to make it up.
#Each story must begin with a level 3 header with any title, so long as it pertains to the story.
#Each story can contain text, templates, images, or anything to make it look like an article.
#You are free to add as much as you want in one edit. It can be a word, a letter, a paragraph, anything!
#The most recent user to edit, currently , may not add more text to the current stories until someone else edits or they made a brutal mistake.
#Have fun!
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Writing
Category:Uncyclopedia Games
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:In-jokes
Category:Incoherent
Category:A category built one article at a time
==Story==
===Part 1: The Story of G===
G was like any other letter. But then, A turned into the letter Y. Then Luna jumped out of nowhere, but then realized its only the third millisecond, and nobody has forgotten about her. So she ran back into the shadows. Then Y turned into the letter G. It turns out that G is flamboyant. Very cool.
=== Part 2: A story of an A ===
A was a little guy, littler than G, but he had big dreams. Said dreams were about being a genocidal dictator. One day, A had found a shit ton of money in his basement where U and Q had stashed it after robbing the bank, not realizing A was living there. A used the money to buy a gun and kill every world leader, taking their place. A had finally achieved his dream.
=== Part 3: Story of the Y ===
Y somehow became an administrator on Uncyclopedia. That's it, that's the whole story. What are you still doing here? Go home watch a movie or something. The story's over.
==Another story==
===Part 1: The Tale of J===
One day, J was minding her own business when suddenly, G, A and Y approached them and made her gay. Then she was recruited to a story built one paragraph at a time, now with the new name of "Juniper". So she went though an inter-article portal, so i guess we'll see her again there. I really doubt we actually will, though, considering how slow the voting is being.
=== Part 2: The Chronicles of I ===
I have committed war crimes in the former Yugoslavia. That is all. Oh and I chocked on my dinner last night, all alone. So, right now, you're talking to a ghost.
=== Part 3: The never-ending misfortunes of N ===
N was peacefully walking on the street, doing nothing of particular note. And nothing of particular note happened to N while doing this. Absolutely nothing. Feel free to write the next story.
...
are they gone yet?
Good. Let's hear about what actually happened.
So, N was still walking peacefully on the street, not doing anything weird, right? Well, I lied. N was walking like a gangsta with a giant boombox on the railways, spraying on all the train carts. Yes, just like in that one mobile game. And coincidentally, N was caught doing this by the railway police. So N did the only thing they could do, and ran away. While on the way, they found jetpacks, jumping sneakers, giant magnets, random keys and all that stuff. Also there was apparently a "Top run" counter going down in the corner of their vision. At this point N had realized that they were actually in this mobile game i mentioned this was similar to, except they could move their own character, so N did the only thing they felt like doing, and willfully ran straight into every train ever. At some point he was forced to use boards, but he willfully broke them too. After about a month of this, the child playing this game got so mad that they threw their phone on the ground, shattering it into pieces, and finally freeing N from this hell.
And by N being freed i mean they died, because as it turns out, N was still stuck in the phone when it was destroyed.
womp womp
That was the entire story of N. Please don't make the next one as weird as this one.
=== Part 4: The tale G ===
::This story is intended to be as sad as the last one.
G was a poor guy, he lived a sad life. The end.
=== Part 5: The Oddyssey of O ===
O was a fat-ass ass-hole, like every respectable American is, that the only thing that did all day was eating stuff. O's favourite food was doughnuts, and since O himself was a round doughnut, O was actually a cannibal all along! As a result, O was one of the Top 10 criminals searched by the FBI.
=== Part 6: The Fame of B ===
B is famous for preventing a new word I, have never heard of, becoming the lucky word. The word is a nasty one as I can see, and it should not win. So a new word will be created instead.
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=== Part 7: e === 
It's e. E. E. You got that? E. Need to take another look? E. Say it aloud as you read it: E. And let is consume your thoughts: E. Let it control your mind, to make it look the way it wants to look like to you: P.
=== Part 8: Womp womp, W is dead ===
Unfortunately all the other stories written here made you forget that you were supposed to drive W to the hospital, so they died.
womp womp?
Oh, and by the way, you were W. Shame on you for forgetting.
=== Part 9: The Story of W 2.0 ===
You decide to manufacture a second version of yourself for the funny.
=== Part 10: Y did we make this word ===
So Y was very confused. Mostly because the word we created made no sense. "Y did you do this" said Y.
I don't really know what else to write, so uhhh... Y destroys the wordiverse. The word is JINGOBeWWY. It makes no sense, I know. Next story, please!
==== See also ====
*User:Y
== :3 ==
===Part 1: The Story of G===
DEJA VU!?!?
===Part A: The story of 2===
Ok, so A is a letter that exists. They are very very ga... wait, this story is about 2? I thought it was about A!
Oh well, uhhhm, 2 is a number that was finally happy to be free from the rest of the numbers. But A was very pissed of about this, so they ended up having an extremely long fight. During the fight they fell in love with each other. The end.
No, there's nothing more here. I'm not good at writing stories, so this is what you're gonna get.
===Part The: Three of story T===
Yes. T. Why the Moccasinverse template at the end of this page says that the letter is Y and not T does not matter. All that matters is the letter T and its awesomeness. T is so awesome. (T, not Mr. T. Although Mr. T is also awesome. But not as awesome as T.) T was drinking tea that was in a cup on a tee. T spilled the tea on the tee. T said: "Tee-hee!" and laughed at how lame this joke is.
===Part 5: The ramblings of R===
"Oh, hi theRe, my name is R Reagan. People might think that i'm just Ronald Reagan, but we'Re not Related in the slightest. What did you expect? I'm liteRally a letteR! The only Reason i have a suRname at all is because some fuckeR deemed that eveRyone with R as theiR fiRst name automatically had to have Reagan as theiR last name too, which is kinda stupid. Anyway, i was walking down the stReet yesteRday, and saw this weiRd building with a potato logo on it. I thought it might be a good idea to go check whateveR is going on inside theRe, and to my suRpRise the people theRe weRe constantly woRking on wRiting something. Now, the neat thing about this place is that eveRything they wRite appears on a giant wall labeled A stoRy built two woRds at a time, so i went to take a look at what was added theRe. I don't know why, but they weRe all wRiting about lesbians and how gReat they aRe. I found this kinda weiRd, so i immediately left and Resumed walking on the stReet. On my way thRough the place i met some guy wearing leatheR shoes that demanded i give him a couple million dollaRs. I Refused and Ran home. He pRobably got Really angRy there. It's been a couple of houRs, so i think i might be fi-"
R Reagan was found dead in his home later that night with a sharp moccasin stuck deep inside his skull. The identity of the murderer is still unknown.
===Part 6: The I....===
The I of the Tiger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The I of Sauron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I-BEAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!"&((*"!(*£"!&*(£"!&£*("!&*(&£"*!(&£"*(!&8912&£*(&*(!"£&89"!)(£"!_(£_!")£*)("!&*£")(!(&*!!!!!!!!!
=== Part 7: The Wanderings of O ===
One day, O decided to take walks Outside in the park. He saw a thief trying to steal sOme mOccasins. O started running tOward the thief to stOp them, but the thief turned Out to be nOne Other than the next letter (drum rOll...)
=== Part 4: I ===
The same I of the Tiger and of Sauron understood all of R's ramblings... at least from a transcript of the ramblings he got from A. It was really GAY JINGOBeWWY G2TRIOIN Okay... I meant it had so many things wrongly written that it went wrong, l- Oh wait, this is part 4! I is not the thief, the thief is N!
=== Part 8: The Ls of L ===
L takes a lot of Ls. Like that one time when he tried to stop Y from destroying the wordiverse last story. Or when he tried to get Young Link to return in Smash 4's DLC due to just so happening to be the world's biggest fan of Zelda: Majora's Mask. Don't ask me why he supported Young Link over Skull Kid. Anyways, he knew that N was the thief was N all along, so he set out on a quest to stop N from taking the 8th part of the story colloquially referred to as ":3." Did he succeed? I dunno. Ask N or something.
=== Part 9: The Whats of W ===
"What is going on here", asked W, "Nothing makes sense and feels like I've been dreaming."
=== Part H ===
We've made it guys. Part H. Give yourselves a pat on the back.
Well, you see, H. That means this story has been eaten by a Pichu, and therefore he joins the duo-now-trio of very hungry beings, alongside a floating cat head and the infamous grue. All of this, just because H. H is too powerful.
This is truly a GATIRIOLWH moment.
== 4th word ==
=== Part 1: The query of Q ===
A man named Q had questions about the fourth word. So he went on a quest to lead the 4th word squad. In the territory he'd question about, it was quenching hot, but Q did not give up. Q set himself a quota of times he could give up. So despite the inequality he faced, Q was recognized with a quality and quantity of respect. However, his partner, Uncle U, was quite mad, as he quickly helped Q through his quest and quietly followed along, but gained no recognition. So U convinced the public to ultimately question Q's quality. Therefore, a new letter quietly walked into the stage, who was none other than...
=== Part 2: I'm not bothering to make this sentence rhyme with the letter "A" ===
"A" was walking down the street, when she suddenly had to fall asleep. However, when she woke up, she found out that she had accidentally walked into the city of Ketchikan. Distressed by this, she threw a bomb at the Ketchikani mayoral office and ran away. But she ran the wrong way and ended up in Anchorage, so she ran even more, and ended up in the backwater village of Fairbanks instead. She then ran westwards, only to realize that Alaska had conquered the entirety of North America while she was running around on her little letter feet. Distressed by this, she screamed loudly into the air for about a year until she met...
=== Part 3: The A meatup of A ===
"A" was walking down the street, and saw A, sho was screaming. So A walked towards A and asked what's wrong. A said they lost their home, and are a bit fed up. So A said it was fine, just live in a homeless shelter. Then A walked away with a smug look on their face, while A was left behind to keep screaming. Little did A know that A was screaming and charging at A, and A killed A. A now went to A's home, and acted like A and replaced their life. A's husband...