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"We eliminated you" - A Fortnite horror story

So I just got home from school and my mom was working so right off the bat I knew what I was gonna do, I was gonna race to my ps4 to hope on some Fortnite! The game that is taking over the world right now. I am actually a pretty good player, I averaged 20+ kills per game and had 67 wins in total. So I hoped on a solos match and for some reason this server was pretty weird. Everyone in the game was wearing the cuddle bear skin. Now alot of people think that the cuddle bear skin is cute but I just think its creepy as fuck. Anyway I ignored it and just started playing, I landed at tilted and got 10 kills right off the bat but I came across another weird thing about this server. Everyone's name in the game was "we eliminated you" I was pretty confused considering the fact that you can't take names that are taken on Playstation so this was pretty weird. I was thinking I came across a server full of hackers. Anyway I ignored it and made it to top 3. There were 2 other guys having a gun fight so my tactic was I would let them fight and greet the winner of the fight with my heavy shot gun. I then started to notice it was by words made out of wood and the words spelt "we eliminated you" it was starting to get kind of creepy but I ignored it and as soon as the one cuddle bear killed the other cuddle bear I tried to push him and heavy shotgun him in the head but for some reason he didn't take any damage. And now I so knew he was a hacker because a heavy shotgun to the head would kill him instantly! Anyways he killed me but then sent me a creepy text message with a picture attached to it. The message once again said "get ready for your final elimination" but as soon as I saw the picture my heart just dropped! The following picture I was sent was a picture of my HOUSE! This time I was scared shitless and called the police asap and they said they would be here soon. I looked out the window and there he was, I saw the guy in a cuddle bear mask staring into my soul. But my heart really dropped when I realized that I FORGOT TO LOCK THE BACK DOOR. And as soon as I realized it I hear him coming in from the back door. I go to hide in the closet and then hear him creeping up the stairs. And if it wasn't for the cops bursting in and tackling him I would have been as good as dead. Its been a few months since then and I was still playing Fortnite but everytime I just look at the application on my ps4, I always think about that day.
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Category:Vidya games
Category:Wall of Text
Category:BATTELS
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
"We plan to be present at E3 currently"

The same sentence, every time. The voices in my head won't stop. Rarely they say something new, but when the demons do say something, it's about them and mr skeltal waiting for me. Watching and waiting at E3. My bathroom walls are full of sentences about E3 written in spoopy blood. I collapsed when I saw them and woke up in a hospital, they said a skeltal was inside me and it's lockface. They needed to inject something called E3 into my body. I was so spooped I got out of my hospital bed and ran into the bathroom, there was a police officer in there waiting for me. He said that he's going to save me from them and then we got out of the bathroom and he killed the doctors and I jumped out of the window, I woke up to the sight of a man and we were in a crowded place, I asked him what was the date and he said June 16, 2015. Then I saw a spoopy bone coming out of the man's neck, the man fell dead. Then I saw him. mr skeltal.
Mr Skeltal's face was giving out searing light and good calcium, the voices in my head. They stopped for a moment, my thoughts, my memories, all burnt away. It was like Mr Skeltal's face was burning away my worries, until my face started burning too. I started panting and gasping for air, the light coming out of Mr Skeltal's face slowly turned into darkness. I blacked out and woke up in the same hospital bed, with the same police officer. And the same corpses of the same doctors.
"I've been waiting for you" he spoke, in a calm gentle voice.
I asked "You're not a normal police officer, who are you?"
"We are Yagwago, a secret organization that existed for thousands of years to defend this world from the evil that is Mr Skeltal and-" the officer was interrupted by the sound of the elevator, he wasn't expecting anyone to come.
Suddenly, 8 people came from the elevator and one of them was wearing a helmet made from calcium and skeltal remains.
"That's Francesco, Mr Skeltal's lieutenant, RUN!!" The police officer shouted, I got up from my bed and jumped out of the window again, while falling midair I heard gun shots and then saw the ground creeping closer and closer, and found a laptop to type this all in midair conveniently, my back hurts, I think I hit the ground. Everything is going to black, apparently the laptop survived though.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Skeletons
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
"Who I Am?" Copypasta

Who I am? (Please read this before engaging in conversations with me)
I highly recommend that you, dear redditor reading this, get some snacks and a cool drink, for this is going to be a long text. Moreover, you should consider following me, unless you want to miss all the intellectual content I post and be another worthless sheep minded redditor. Also, don't feel bad for yourself if you can't keep up with my deep and complicated thoughts. Not everyone is born a genius. Having said that, let's begin~
I used to depict myself as "a humble mind on this godforsaken website", but I've come to realise that I'm far more than that. After engaging in countless discussions and debates with other redditors I have come to realize that I'm on a different level. I'm better. Smarter. You are not and will never be on my intellectual level. Yes, I know this sounds very arrogant, but it's the simple hard truth. The amount of stupidity I come across in this app is beyond belief. Statistically, my intelligence is far, far higher than the average redditor.
You may be wondering, why waste my time here then? A smart and handsome man like me surely has a lot of other things to invest his precious time on? You are correct. I have many personal projects but I've decided to put these on hold. Why? Because I, not long ago, had a revelation.
Unlike most humans who only care about shopping, having girlfriends or going to parties, I've always been worried about much more complex issues. One of them is death. Inevitably and mercilessly, it gets us all. Rich, poor, stupid, intelligent, The Grim Reaper doesn't care.
The clock is ticking and it doesn't stop. One day I will die. My thoughts and ideas will die, and even if I become an important political figure, with enough time I will be forgotten. When I realized this, I panicked. Mankind simply can't afford to forget me. But I'm a real man, and unlike most redditors when facing a problem, instead of running away, I started working on a solution. And what solution do you think I've come up with? I will save reddit. Rebuild it. Purge it from all the stupidity and bigotry.
You are probably asking yourself, why Reddit of all things? Why not start a charity organisation, or a new philosophical movement?
Because my innocent redditor, the Internet is the future of mankind. And for the best or for the worst, Reddit is the front page of the Internet. I will leave my mark here. I'm Empereor Vespasiano and Reddit will be the Colosseum. Ages will pass, wars will start and end, frontiers and languages may change, but my supreme creation, the new Reddit, will keep on illuminating people for centuries, if not, forever. I am the light you were searching for. I am your savior.
Accept your place in the new reddit, and your pathetic life might start to get better. I will open your eyes. The world is very different from what you think.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
"Who was flickering the lights?"

I sat down reading my book. I was really invested in it.
Suddenly, the light started flickering!
I yelled at my son to stop. I figured it was probably him, he likes to pull pranks like these.
"Doing what?" I heard him say from the side of the room opposite from the light switch.
I immediately got chills. No one else was home.
"If it wasn't you, who was flickering the lights?"
I turned to where the light switch was. Standing there, I saw a figure...
Never mind, it was just Nosferatu.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
"Why Mario why!"

It was a dark day in my neighbourhood. I couldn't go outside by myself because my parents were too over protective so I just sat inside all day but I had one thing to keep me entertained video games. I love all video games sonic, pokemon, smash bros, splatoon you name it but the one I loved the most was Super Mario. Mario was the one who kept me entertrained for all these years but there was one problem I've never played Super mario bros. I desperately asked my parents for money to buy it but they always said "no". But my wish was finally granted, my uncle finally came home from Japan and we were all excited to see him but he looked scared and confused, he quickly rushed to me and said "please Tobias please get rid of this demon I can't because he already got to me but with your experience to these type of games I'm sure you can... he stopped talking and ran out of the house screaming. At this point I said to my eleven year old self "was he on drugs?!" Anyway I looked at the cartridge at it said "oiraM" at first I thought it was some crappy NES game but as I looked in the mirror it said "Mario" excited I quickly ran up to my room and forcefully put it in my NES and I turned it on. the title screen was the same one from SMB only this time it said "Mario" I could only play as Luigi. So I started to play. I when I made it to W1-4 things started to seem strange. First there were no enemies, obstacles or question blocks but dismissed it to be only a glitch because this game is thirty-something years old that is until I made it to the boss. Bowser looked terrified Luigi walked slowly over to him. There was a textbox that said "run while you can young soul" then he jumped into the lava screaming in unimaginably ways. Then I froze "Is this really happening? " I bravely picked up the controller and proseeded to play. Then as went to see the toad I saw... him I saw my childhood hero standing in front of me with 8-bit blood all over him. The toad's stomach was cut open and his eyes were popped out. Then Luigi fell on his knees and said with a voice that can't be heard on the NES he said "why Mario why!" then proseeded to kill himself Mario just... stared at his dying brother then he said "oh Luigi (laughs) sweet little Luigi life is meaningless and its not worth living consider this freedom" then he himself jumped in the lava laughing maniacally as he burned to death. I quickly turned of my TV and curled up into a ball and waited, then when everyone fell asleep I went downstairs and into the kitchen. I grabbed a knife from the press and stood there deciding "life or death?" I stood there for hours until I finally made my choice... that was the last thing my brother wrote in his diary before he tragically took his life on that night.
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Category:Wall of Text
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Suicide
Category:Jornel
"Worst Thing I've Ever Seen" Copypasta

This is probably the worst thing I've ever seen. 100 years from now when I'm dying on a hospital bed and I'm asked what my biggest regret was it will be that I turned on my internet and scrolled through the internet on that fateful day... I will never be able to recover from this. No amount of therapy will save me. No amount of prescription pills will let me recover. I am a shell. This memory is so bad my brain is physically rejecting it and now I have a headache every time I think about it. Why did you post this, thinking it was a good idea? You've permanently ruined my life because of this, I hope you're happy. I hope that one day this gets branded as a war crime and you get hauled off to prison, never to see the light of day again. The fact that you're already not in a psych ward for insanity is so baffling I have lost all faith in every kind of justice system. If you subscribe to any religion, you'd best spend the rest of your time atoning for this ultimate sin. Have a terrible day, I hope this creation of yours haunts you in your dreams.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Rants
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
"autocorrect"

Hi. I am a mysterious beast from hell. No. I am not a demon.
I look as cool as Zalgo, much stronger than him of course, more smarter than Geo Guy and Little Guy combined, and more skinnier and badass than Eric Cartman. But what happened is so bizarre that it will make you weirded out.
So one day, while walking town the street, some random-ass dude came up to me. I told him, "What are you doing here, mortal?" in my demonic voice. The man told me, "To warn you about something. Something horrible." 
"Horrible?" I asked. "There's nothing more horrible than me."
"Seriously."
"Ok then, tell me what it is, NOW."
"It's autocorrect," the man said.
I cracked up a bit too hard. "Autocorrect?!?" I said. "That's sooo scary," I said sarcastically, "How about you go suffer in a world of pain?"
The man said, "Autocorrect is terrible. If you use it and bad things happen, don't say I didn't warn ya!"
He scrambled off.
So I decided to sit on a bench and take out my iPhone, and decided to see what the fuck he was talking about. I typed in "dkfjfkrkrfndpestering meidf" and it got autocorrected with "Stop pestering me."
All of a sudden, the same man from before came to me, floating. 
"What did I tell you?!?" he said, in a vey demonic voice. I've seen better, though.
He scratched me, and now I'm in the hospital, feeling nothing, as if my guts were torn out. And I was right. My guts were torn out. I screamed frantically and that's why you may see me with a scar on my chest.
This is also why I manually correct my stuff from now on. You have been warned.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Memes
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
Category:Shortpasta
"i'm a tree"

Nick, Kian and Wesley walked through the woods. They heard twigs crackling but it probably wasn't them because this a horror story.
"Nick go check it out" Kian said.
"No." Nick replied.
"dude go check it out"
"why"
"cause kian says so"
"no"
"eXUSE ME?"
Since they were arguing for too long Wesley got eATED by a tree. "i'm a tree" said the tree ran to the surviving survivors.
Suddenly, Kian fell on a fucking twig trap because he's so blind.
"hELP ME DUDE" he screamed.
"no i shall leave you because to make gut horror story" nicole said and he sped off like the cruel sicko he is LOL!!
Kian screamed and screwed his mind because he is stupid as the tree grabbed a sharp branch and stabbed it deep into the weakest part of the body, the leg. it bleeding but good. He died a few days later being trapped calling for his dear friend Nick the heartless bastard he is after this spooky story was wRITTED
Nick was dizzy of running in the midnight-cloaked woods and bashed into a log. he died of lack of hygiene the end
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
"you lookin real sussy over there..."

after stealing that guy's 19 dollar fortnite card to get some v-bucks and flex on my friends, i felt like i was being watched, sometimes i'd hear the words "you lookin real sussy over there" from a distance on a long way home, or "did you uhh take that fortnite card from me bruh?", it's not even stopping and it sounded like it was coming closer over and over and over.. then suddenly i heard the footsteps sound effect from among us, and i turned around to SEE THE IMPOSTOR CHASING ME!!!!! I RAN AS FAST AS I CAN SO I CAN OUTRUN THE IMPOSTOR! but eventually he tackled me.. and took me to a dark room... i'm now his slave... to whoever who sees this... please save me... oh crap he's coming HELP PLEA- this is the impostor i tackled him and sent him to his room
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Category:Memes
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
'Hello

So, y'know it was a usual Summer's night. I was home in my bed screwing around on tumblr when I hear this like, little voice. "Hello.." I thought it was the television so I turned it down to listen see if I heard it again. A few minutes passed, I heard nothing. I then played some music, quiet creeps me out. I hear the little voice again. "Hello." I turn off my music, getting a little riled up. Once again, nothing. I sat in silence for about ten minutes before I heard it again. The natural reaction to this is hide under the blanket and pray it's not Azazel after you. (well, mine anyway.) I shivered from fear under the blanket for awhile before I peeked out of my blanket. All I saw was my cat staring at like I'm an idiot, as usual. "Hello." I heard it again. I let out an embarrassing noise and threw a pillow at the darkness. "Go away!" I shreiked. "Hello. Hello. Hello." I was scared, confused and hungry. I didn't know what else to do, so I said hello back. "Can I sit with you?" I was shocked it said something else. "Sure..." I said. That was a huge mistake, I felt my body go cold, my muscles felt tight, I couldn't move, the pain was brutal. It was literally like, someone was in my body squeezing me from the inside. I finally passed out from the pain. When I awoke, I was in total darkness. I couldn't even see the hand infront of my face. I wandered the darkness for what seemed like years when I saw someone. It was weird, as if I were staring through a window. It was this guy, he looked around my age. I wondered if he could help me. I was desperate for other human contact, I haven't seen or talked to anyone in forever. "Hello? Hello?" Soon as I said that, his HYPER REALISTIC EYES captured my attention, then BLOOD WENT EVERYWHERE. THE BLOOD THEN STARTED BLEEDING BLOOD ON ME, THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT WITH A CELLPHONE SCREAMING "WHO WAS PHONE?!"
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Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
'It'

'It'
Everyone thinks that their home is the safest place on Earth, right?
Wrong.
I thought the same. 'None of that ghost bullshit will ever happen in my house!'
I was wrong.
This fucking thing has been following me around my home for days, if not weeks now. But I feel like I'm going too fast, let's start at the beginning.
I was home alone about a week ago, just doing the casual; watching TV, playing video games and watching FailArmy on YouTube. I'm used to being home alone since my parents work a lot, but for some reason it felt different that time.
Since I have a dog I needed to let him pee every 4 hours or so, so around 8 PM I decided it was time to let him out.
When I came back I saw 2 eyes looking at me from the windows from my room, thinking it was my cat I just shrugged it off.
When I came inside, I saw that my cat was lying on the couch. I was disturbed by this but I assumed it was my imagination.
My parents told me they would be back around 2 AM, since it was a Friday night I decided to stay up until they would come home.
It was only 9PM when I got bored, so I texted a few of my friends if they wanted to come over and hangout, but all of them were busy or in a club, so I had to entertain myself.
Just as I put my phone down I heard a weird noise coming from upstairs, it wasn't like a voice, but it kinda was. I know it sounds weird but that's the only way I can describe it.
Checking my surroundings I noticed both my dog and cat were in the living room with me, so I closed the door from the living room so that they couldn't follow me. I was being paranoid so I didn't want them to get hurt.
'Get yourself together, fucking wimp' I muttered to myself as I was walking upstairs. Opening the door I stood schoked. I wish I could unsee what I saw. There 'It' stood. It was a humanoid figure with long claws and ragged clothes. It stood with its back to me. Thinking it was a burglar with some kind of twisted humor, I said as angry as possible 'Who the fuck are you?!' It turned around. I was shocked at what I saw. It's face was.... deprived of any sort of emotion. It just stood there with those piercing eyes. And then it did something I didn't expect it would do. It smiled.
It had long,razorsharp teeth covered in blood. The only thing I could say was 'w-what the fucking fuck...?' Then it just jumped and disappeared.
Shocked I walked back downstairs and just sat in the livingroom until my parents came home.
That night 'It' returned. I was lying in bed and just as I turned to the other side of the bed I saw it, those eyes, those  fucking eyes piercing through me again. It began to smile again. I wish it didn't.
'It' kept looking at me the entire night, I managed to fall asleep and when I woke up it was gone.
This has been going on for 1 week now. Everywhere I am in the house 'It' is always beside me. Even when I'm typing this. Please don't let 'It' in your house. Never.
NEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVERNEVER
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:English Class Failure
'Man's Not Hot' Is the Greatest Poem of the Century

When people think of poets, there are a few names that come to mind immediately. Maya Angelou, William Shakespeare, and Homer are often cited as some of the most influential and brilliant. Today, I'd like to make a compelling argument for Big Shaq.
Big Shaq may be a fresh face on the rap scene, but his first song is already one of the industry's hottest tracks. As he said in an interview with NME, "it's not really a story – it's a lifestyle." In 'Man's Not Hot (stylized 'Mans Not Hot'),' Big Shaq effortlessly mixes his fantastic rapping capabilities with sharp social commentary. The result is the greatest poem of this century.
By beginning with the verses "Two plus two is four/Minus one that's three, quick maths," Big Shaq establishes his intellectualism with advanced algebra that would even challenge Einstein. Then by saying "when the ting went quack-quack-quack, you men were ducking," he manages to have not one, but two duck references in one line. It's as innovative as it is brilliant.
The song continues with some of the most ingenious lines I have ever seen. Perhaps the finest moment is the second verse, where he explains his possession of "the sauce." By choosing to not rhyme a vast amount of these verses, Big Shaq shows a knowledge of synonymous parallelism that is only rivalled by the Bible.
Overall, the song is an allegory for triumphing over society. These days, it seems the world is on fire. By specifically saying "man's not hot," Big Shaq says that he is not only unfazed by the world, but is unfazed by life in general.
So what does this mean for society? How will these lyrics affect a society rotting with corruption, violence, and infighting? The honest answer is not much. Rather, this song will act as a beacon to the weary soul. When one is lost in a sea of flames, searching for beauty and meaning, they need just remind themselves "man's not hot," and continue on their merry little way
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Category:THERY
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
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