Bugsnax: The Copy I Think Was Made In Hell

Note: This is a funnypasta.
I am a Bugsnax fan. I watch every video to do with it, and always wished for the game.
One day, I was looking for the game for the PC for a free download. Soon, I found one. It looked normal, except Elizabert wasn't in the poster. NOW I KNEW SHE WOULD BE MISSING IN THE GAME... Anyhoo, that was the only problem. However, the description was:
"Please do not poop yourself after you play this!
You were invited by stripper and registered sex offender Elizabert Megabitch for some journey to island. You get there, and THANK GOD SHE IS NOT THERE. SHE WAS A BITCH ANYWAY! Seeing her gone, you shit yourself in confusion. You have to find and reunite her followers, blah blah bullSHIT! Just get the damn job done or we will kiss your momma. Also, the Bugsnax are legally required to tell you they are registered snutofinyas. They pee on things. That is what makes them parasites. Their pee poisons things."
"...What the fuck!?" I softly muttered. Isn't this Bugsnax and not South Park? I shook it off and pressed Download. I should have taken that act back...
The start up screen was normal, except the background was an Among Us Crewmate JPG, and the music was It's Bugsnax in ear-rape and Hebrew. I jumped in fright, and lowered the volume. I started the game, and everything was normal... until I had to catch a Bugsnak for Filbo. For some reason, there was a "Hell No!" button and I pressed it. "You pussy... Do it or face the consequences." Filbo said angrily. Scared, I pressed yes.
Now, let's catch a Strabby. It was easy, up until I got the trap ready. It surrendered its AK-47 to me and said "PLEASE! I SHOW MERCY!" instead of its name! But I trapped it anyway. Inside the trap it said "You bitch..."
Before I could feed Filbo, a picture showed up on the screen which was a YouTube video with Beffica crying. It was an apology, because people always cry in apologies. The other videos were weird too. There were things like YTPs. Obviously she had caused drama on YouTube and was sorry for it. ✨𝓲 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓱𝓮𝓻 🥺✨
Now where were we? Now let's feed Filbo. I fed him the Strabby, and his foot transformed as usual. However, things took a PERVERTED turn, as FILBO WANTED TO BANG ME IN FRONT OF PEOPLE IN INDONESIA BECAUSE I HAD SAVED HIS LIFE! WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT GAME IS THIS? GET ME OUT OF IT
Then, we went to Wambus, and he was trying to harvest... Among Us crewmates? How does a farmer know how to harvest them? Anyway? Filbo flipped out, and screamed that there was an imposter in front of him. Wambus threw semen at him and A DIRTY PERVERTED BUNGER WENT AFTER IT! He knocked Filbo Fiddlefuck clear out of view. 
Then I had to use the Sauce Slinger with semen to attract the Bunger and bring it into the pen. Then we, before going to Snaxburg, we saw Beffica, and she was DRESSED IN STOCKINGS AND LACE! "Hey, um, Beffica." Filbo said. "Who the fuck is this whore?" said Beffica. "Whore!? WHORE!? I AM NOT A WHORE!" Filbo started to shout. "Yeah you are. It says here on the Snaxscope: Personality Type: Whore. Skills: None. Friends: None. Good smells: Well, NONE! Also he's a shitty leader. He's a blue pile of shark ass shit that nobody will have sex with. He likes to fart in his sleep and watch bad TikToks."
Obviously, Filbo claimed it said that because she wrote that in herself. "It also says that you suck major cock." said Beffica. "Now, go fuck yourself, whore." she said. I decided to talk to her and when I said I lost the journal, she went "Oh fuck's sake, take mine, whore." I tried to ignore it and went into her cave. I grabbed the journal like normal.
Then when I gave it to Beffica, she said: "Good, I'll go German now. Good job hündin! You got ze journal! Nov, it's my chance to gife you ze information about vhat ze journal is!" I learned about the journal as usual. Then when I went to Filbo he said "Okay let's get this shit over with."
And then we got to Snaxburg but it looked like IT WAS STOMPED ON BY GODZILLA, EVERYTHING WAS FLAT AS PAPER. Filbo was all like "Well, here we ar- WHAT THE FUCK! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!"
REST OF THE STORY COMING SOON....
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