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Fenton Crackshell

Fenton Crackshell (February 20, 1839 - November 2, 1907) was a sailor and politician, and considered to be the founding father of the city of St. Canard, Calisota.
==Background==
Fenton Crackshell was born in Ireland at the port of Rosslare into a sailing family. His mother was an unemployed opium addict and his father a fisherman. Being one of a family of 6, and the eldest son, Fenton was brought up as a fisherman, but was later drafted into the Royal Navy at the outbreak of the Great Tomato War.
==Life in the Navy==
Able Seaman Crackshell was assigned to the HMS Limburger, and under Admiral Nelson, saw action along the Irish coast against bands of militant Tomatoes attempting to sink ships in the Irish Sea.
After the war, the Limburger headed towards the far-west coast of America to protect the trade route between St. Canard and Japan from pirate raids while reinforcements from Tokyo arrived. One night, Crackshell was ashore and fell asleep in an alley after drinking one too many at the Ports' tavern.
==Marooned in America==
The next morning, the Limburger moved on, and Crackshell was left stranded in St. Canard, then still only a port.
Eventually, Crackshell realised he wasn't the only stranded sailor, and with the help of others, used their combined expertise and finances to construct their own tavern, The Old Cock, for sailors entering the port. The Old Cock on it's very first day collected double the weekly revenue of the Port's Tavern.
==Building a City==
With the expenses, Crackshell and his partners began to expand St. Canard purely to benefit visitors rather than for personal gain. Crackshell himself oversaw the construction of St. Canard's first Granary, as well as housing for permanent residents and for marooned sailors.
By 1884, Crackshell had created a city, and today the layout of St. Canard has changed little since the days of Crackshell. Even while Fenton was still alive, the grateful residents of St. Canard commemorated a special plaque to Fenton Crackshell on the site of the original port, where it still stands today.
==Death==
In 1907, Fenton Crackshell died of Cancer, having spent one whole year at sea and 31 years building up St. Canard to a metropolis to rival Duckburg. He is buried in the St. Canard cemetery, close to the spot where the HMS Limburger first docked.
Category:Disney people
Category:Ducks
Fenway Park

Fenway Park is the oldest, smallest, least comfortable, and most expensive park in Major League Baseball. Yet fans and tourists from around the world flock en masse to this cesspit of sweat and urine because it's all historical or something. Due to the stadium's small size there is no such thing as a bad seat because no matter what you're sitting behind one of the stadium's copious columns but can always see the New York Yankees pumping steroids and underage girls in their dugout. Unfortunately for the Boston Red Sox, the New York Yankees beat them in every encounter. This is because the Red Sox seem to choke all of the time, during games and even on food. In 2006, Kevin Youkilis accidently choked on a california roll and was hospitalized for the whole season while the Yankees won the American League East.
==The Big Shitgo Sign==
The best thing about the park is that you can see a big Shitgo sign. This sign is very famous for obvious reasons. Sam Horn is the only man to successfully hit the Shitgo sign with a towering home run, causing thousands of dangerous shards of mercury-coated neon tubing to fall to the street below and releasing deadly clouds of highly toxic neon gas. Several Yankees fans standing below were immediately killed. Sam Horn immediately had his number retired for this reason.
==The Green Monster==
The second greatest thing about Fenway Park is the famous Green Monster (not to be confused with the Incredible Hulk). Starting out as just a puny insignificant plywood partition in 1903, it was accidently doused with a vial of growth serum and has since expanded to gargantuan proportions and now threatens to engulf all of Greater Boston and rob many potential home runs from the visiting teams. 
As of 2005, the Green Monster is reportedly having a secret love affair with the big Citgo sign. The Green Monster was then featured on the television program Cheaters, where he had to explain to his true love Coke Bottle Statue, why he was caught with the Citgo sign.
==See Also==
* Not getting it
* Bucky Dent
* Missing the point
category: Sports
Fer-de-lance

The sunburned white-sand islands of the Caribbean host any number of interesting animals -- alligators, hawksbill turtles, wandering faggot-birds, monk seals, huge savage butterflies, rosy-bottomed skinnydippers, iguanas as long as your leg -- but none inspire more awe than the awesome fer-de-lance, Heliodoxa jacula.
==Biology==
The beak of this deceptively beautiful little bird contains a poison so deadly that a single peck would send a horse into cardiac arrest and cause great fat beasts like a hippopotamus or Rush Limbaugh to fall over stone dead. 
The name "fer-de-lance" (French for "iron of a lance", i.e., lancehead) refers to the metallic appearance of the bird's feathers, which to the Caribe indians of Martinique suggested the glittering steel of the Spanish conquistadors' weapons (or "codpieces" as they were sometimes called). 
Normally the fer-de-lance preys on cachelot cubs and the like, inserting its venomous beak into their ears and sucking out their brains. But as wild bromines like cachelots and fastitocalons are driven to extinction by the increasing masturbanization of Martinique the birds have begun to suck the brains of domestic pets like kittens, sabertooth spaniels, and the Olsen twins.
Fer-de-lances mate in the fall, and in early April the female lays a clutch of speckled eggs in a convenient corpse. The young hatch and immediately make their way to the corpse's cranium and begin to feed, thereby gaining an early taste for brains. The birds attain their full growth in only a few months and begin hunting live prey after they obtain the proper licenses from the Department of Poisonous Brainsuckers.
==Habitat and Distribution==
Heliodoxa jacula was originally confined to the festering tropical graveyards of Martinique but with the advent of crotchless panties it has made its way to quaint villas on the French Riviera, one-up two-down five-across flats in Liverpool, and your mother's underwear drawer. It appears that the fer-de-lance will eventually spread to any location where a venomous brainsucker might find an open ecological niche.
However, the governing bodies of most nations are immune inasmuch as their various parliaments, congresses, secretariats, and statehouses are already jam-whacking full of venomous brainsucking parasites. 
Sorry! Our admiration for politicians ran away with us.
Category:Birds
Category:Biology
Ferdinand the Bull

Ferdinand the Bull was born on September 6th, 1935. He is the only bull in Spanish history to appear on the government's Most Wanted list. He won the greatest honour a bull can receive in the armed forces, The Bovine Medallion of War. 
==Rise of a Warrior Prince==
It was sunny morning, and young Ferdinand woke up in the patchy yet deciduous meadows of Pine Valley in upper Madrid. He looked at his hooves and said "I have a dream...that all cows be equal to humans. As long as I live, I will try mighty hard to advance the rights of the common bovine." With those words, he broke into tears and ran away from his loving farmer. Ferdinand ran and ran until he came upon a stream. He drank, for he was thirsty. When he looked up, he saw a gun pointed at his face. 
Anti-Spanish rebels who did not speak fluent Cow or Spanish captured him. Ferdinand was taken to an internment camp, where the rebels injected him with socomotene -- which was really just cocaine. They then handed him an AK-47. 
Ferdinand was now a bull-soldier, one of 300,000 in the world today. He was trained in combat stances such as the Crouching Butterfly and Jumping Badger. He became addicted to socomotene, and built his own clan called Silent Cow Assassins. This clan was open only to elite and well-groomed cattle. 
The SCA would terrorize small cities in Spain. Ferdinand knew where all the good stuff was, and he got anything he wanted. Including the biggest heifers that side of the western hemisphere. 
==Declining Years==
As time went by, Ferdinand grew old. Younger and more agile cows challenged him and his clan for leadership. Ferdinand remained undefeated, because he had socomotene running through his veins. At times, he was even unaware that he was fighting. Was he fighting for the freedom of all cows, he wondered, or was he just smashed on socomotene?
One night, after beating a rival cow named Mortifity, he went to a friend's ranch to rest. 
In the middle of the night, he heard rustling. Ferdinand said, "MOO moo MOO MOOoo." Nobody answered, so he picked up his AK and said "Moomoo MOO." This time, soldiers rushed in and arrested him -- but not before Ferdinand killed seven of them with his AK and his Jackie Chan style evasion techniques, learned back in Vietnam. 
They took him to Bovine Penitentiary located in what is now New York City. He was sentenced to death and was sent to Lyle (a farmer in Preston Idaho), where he was shot in front of a school bus full of kids and later was eaten by Napoleon Dynamite's Uncle Rico in 2004. (See the film Napoleon Dynamite)
Category:Bovines
Category:Criminals
Category:Revolutionaries
Category:Spain
Ferengi

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The Ferengi (from German: Space Jews) are a species of humanoids spread across the galaxy. They are greedy creatures found anywhere where lots of money can be acquired. On Earth they're particularly abundant in the Western hemisphere, controlling all major companies and the American government. Their national drink is Coca-Cola™, a symbol of their deep, spiritual, economic beliefs. The right to gun down people they dislike is also central to their culture, especially to secure their profits. Ferengi are not very strong, a punch from Worf could send them flying to the other side of the Enterprise. The Ferengi are noted for their penis shaped heads and large ears that wobble like a foreskin when they try to talk. It is rumored that they eat cats.
==History==
In the year 645 BC a group of Ferengi (aka kikes) landed in the ancient kingdom of Lydia and founded the capitalist religion. It soon spread to the Roman Empire and Greece. From this point the Ferengi culture became a founding pillar of western civilization. The next step in their expansion came in the 17th century when they founded the New England colonies in America. There they could practice the capitalist religion in freedom. Their altruistic oppressors in the old world could not keep them down, and in 1776, America became the first Ferengi nation on Earth. Since then the capitalist religion has prospered and spread to almost every corner of the world, and the Ferengi prospered with it. Today, they are like a bad disease that won't go away.
They like Pizza with extra cheese. When they say "extra cheese," they spit and it dribbles down their chins. The cheese lands like an ejaculate on anything that happens to be in it's path.
==Religion==
The sole religion practiced by the Ferengi is capitalism, sometimes referred to as materialism, although many Ferengi claim to be fundamental Christians. Their everyday place of worship is known as a bank, which is found in every town with a Ferengi population. Most capitalist countries also have a national shrine known as a stock exchange. Their most holy city is New York where the holiest of all temples, the Towers of Commerce, were situated until they were knocked down in 2001 by a Klingon terrorist group. This was a major blow to Ferengi culture all over the world. Other holy cities include London, Hong Kong, Tokyo, Frankfurt and Singapore. All good Ferengi should at least once during their lifetime visit one of the holy cities and complete a business transaction there. Such a pilgrimage is seen as an act of great respect for the capitalist religion.
Ferengi spirituality revolves around profits. Gold and gold-pressed latinum are considered holy metals and are used in worship. Many Ferengi carry gold or latinum jewelry to show their Ferengi heritage to others.
==Famous Ferengi==
*Joel of QA
*Ebenezer Scrooge
*Jacob Marley
*King Midas
*Machiavelli
*Quark
*Quark's Father
*Quark's Paternal Grandfather and cousin
*Bill Gates
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Category:Star Trek
Category:Human-like Aliens
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simple:Ferengi
zh:佛瑞吉人
Fern potato

Fern potatoes are hard, fleshy nodules found on some kinds of ferns. They look, function, and taste very similar to normal potatoes, ranging from the size of good caviare to that of human eyeballs. Unfortunately there is a very good chance they are poisonous, but as I cannot seem to find anything about these things on Wikipedia, I'm not sure about this.
But I feel sick.
I only ate a handful. Well, a literal handful.
category:plants 
category:stupid
category:not food
category:science
Fetish

In psychology, a fetish is a very weird sexual attraction that is not considered normal. Of course, "normal" is different depending on who you ask, so that definition is rather useless.
An enlightened view on fetishism is very easy. Ask yourself the following question:
"Is engaging in this activity likely to result in permanent physical injury or contraction of some weird disease?"
If the answer to the question is "No", then go ahead and enjoy yourself. 
==History==
In earlier times, people would love doing weird things that they enjoyed, and nobody cared. Later, people called these things that people enjoyed a "fetish" and then, because people enjoyed them, they HAD to make them wrong. It began with ape men who tried touching other ape men's women. Over time, one of the earliest fetishes was fantasizing in bed with your partner. Very weird things can happen there, and thoughts can completely overload and discharge hot liquid, if you know what we mean. And for crying out loud, thinking about having sex with family is a very WEIRD fetish!
==The Rancid Foot Fetish==
This fetish is unfortunately ESPECIALLY common around the world, but a lot of people, fortunately, find this act extremely weird. But I am confident enough to say that being attracted to this body part is VERY, VERY weird. Its disgusting toes, cracked soles, dirty nails and its musky rancid taste. Especially when a woman has big, hairy mannish clown-feet like Kate Winslet. I have also realized that there is not an act when a woman worships a male foot; but they will get down on their knees and disgustingly lick the feet of a guy who's rich and famous. What's up with that?
A very rare form of foot fetish has recently been documented by sociologists at the University of Colorado, most popular among engineering students at the University of South Helsinki (citation needed) but rapidly gaining popularity as internet pornography makes images and video of the practice widely available.
Fetishes are terrifyingly on the rise, since humans increasingly get involved with kinky sex after regular exposure to the terrible websites promoting it. This includes some of those who are of a particular religious persuasion, who have also harbored some very peculiar ways of expressing their inner Perv.
==List of Fetishes==
*Anything
*Everything
== See also ==
 
Category:Sex
Fetish (Sandra Bernhard book)

Fetish is a book of erotic photos by Sandra Bernhard and with her being flanked using fetish pleasures (BDSM, Footlicking, Pussylicking, Asshole licking and fucking, pissing and poop) by stars, including Isabella Rossellini, Madonna, Jami Gertz, Udo Kier and Vincent Gallo .
In line with the theme of the Fetish book, Sandra creates a double-book, a sex-themed documentary, directed by Marco Brambilla, and a sexual CD, where Sandra offers the best music for explore daring erotic fantasies.
Category:Books
Category:Erotic Images
Category:Fetishes
Fetus sexuality

Fetus Sexuality is just as the name describes: When a certain group or collection of people feel a strange attraction to fetuses either still inside of the womb or watching live fetuses being harvested with an industrial anal shredder, It is not uncommon for these groups of people to also relate to dream sexuality, another form of sexuality created by one or more groups of individuals, Other forms of made up sexualities include as follows:
* Georgesexual
* Fundysexual
* Fetus-Sexual
* Anal-Sexual
It is important to note that most of these sexualities were made up by fans of the Dream SMP, With the exception being anal sexual. (This sexuality was made by your mother in the year 1979.)
== Early Symptoms ==
It is important to understand that not everyone who identifies as Fetus Sexual is a human being, data recorded in the early 1950s has proven that other species such as but not limited to Your Mother, Raspberry Pi model 4 and other rare species such as African savanna elephant can identify as fetus sexual.
If you or anyone that you know starts to experience the urge to do any of the following, Please call help as soon as possible.
* The urge to fuck or have sexual intercourse with one or more Fetuses
* Finding yourself looking at pictures of unborn fetuses on the internet
* Asking for furry porn artists to draw you images of fetuses
* You start to have a fetish for Anal Bombing
Please contact your local fire department immediately, if you fear you or someone you know is experiencing any of these symptoms
== See Also ==
* Pedophile
Category:Gay
Category:Sex
Category:Sexuality
Fever

Fever usually refers to a raised above normal body temperature due to an illness, infection or some other sexual attraction. 
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*Yellow fever
*Jell-O Fever
*Pac Man Fever
Fiber One

Fiber One is indubitably the most flavorfully and digestively pleasing version of cereal currently on the market. 
==Anatomy==
The anatomy of Fiber One is incredibly comprehensive and the complexity of the Fiber One’s anatomical construction is only out numerated by its own deliciousness and infinity.
Fiber One is completely constructed of fiber and the numeric symbol 1. When examined beneath a microscope, the fiber oneicles’ two elements can be observed interacting in a mathematical fashion as the fiber visibly multiplies the ones by one. Fiber is not very intelligent.
Furthermore, the Bubonic Plague is tragically absent from Fiber One cereal.
==Deliciousness==
Fiber One is so delicious that it has recently been ranked among the top 5 most delicious deliciousosities by NACOD (North American Council on Deliciousness). 
Furthermore, the experts at NACOD agree that Fiber One mixed with milk reaches a level of deliciousness yet to be reached since Raisins were infamously mixed with Bran. For this reason Fiber Two consistently ranks as the most delicious cereal in the world, finishing slightly above Raisin Bran.
The deliciousness of Fiber One can be attributed to the inherent deliciousness of the number 1, which is far more delicious than the number 73, the second most delicious number. Fiber, alternatively, is relatively flavorless and tastes similar to the highly flavorless Flavor Flav.
==Digestive Pleasure==
All professional level sports, excluding Major League Baseball, have banished the consumption of Fiber 1 cereal by athletes due to the similarity of steroidal effects on the athlete’s excretory system.
Due to the presence of chicory root in the cereal's recipe, Fiber One has a tendency to make the consumer fart like no one's business. Its ass-dropping formula has been revered across numerous websites.
Category:Food
Category:Dirty South
Category:North American Council on Deliciousness
Fifty shades of grey

Category:Books
Category:Puns
Category:Color
Category:Romance
Category:Tedious pop culture references
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:FA Books
Category:FA Colors
Category:FA Pages that look like the things they're about
he:חמישים גוונים של אפור
es:Incilibros/50 sombras de Grey
it:Cinquanta sfumature di grigio
ja:フィフティ・シェイズ・オブ・グレイ
nl:Vijftig Tinten Grijs
pt:Cinquenta Tons de Cinza
Fight

Fight can refer to: 
*Rape
*Fight Club (movie)
*Water Balloon Fight
Fighting can also mean: 
*HowTo:Win a fight on the Internet
*Knife fights
*The Who Would Win in a Fight? Game
*Joseph Stalin's Secret Jamaican Boys Fight Club Choir
*Sock fighting
*Fighting Insomnia 
*Prize Fighters like Jack Dempsey and Mike Tyson
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ko:싸움
Fiji

Fiji (Native: Viti, Indian: फ़िजी Fījī) is a country in Oceania that is visited by many tourists from Australia and New Zealand. It was a British colony back in the day and now is an independent nation. There have been three coup d'états there but people still seem to like going there. Everybody there says "bula" (pronounced "mbula" and that's no bull, uh) and "vinaka" but they also sometimes say "namaste".
==Cities==
The largest city is Suva, which is referred to by many as a shithole. Then there's Lautoka, historically famous for its sugarcane industry. Then there is the place tourists actually like the most, Nadi, which is famous for its beaches and coastline (just like literally everywhere in Fiji) and the huge number of Indians who live there.
==See also==
* Oceania
 
Category:Oceanian countries
Category:Islands
Category:Hell
Fika

Fika is a swedish tradition going back to the days of the fearsome Vikings.
== History ==
Historical documents show that even during the most violent battles, the Vikings regularly (often an hour or so into the battle, i.e., at 10 am) sat down together on the battlefield to enjoy a cup of black coffee. Although not practiced during all battles, sometimes a small bisquit (e.g., a meatball) was consumed in conjunction with the coffee. 
== Etymology ==
The word fika can be read on the old rune stones that are spread around Sweden. The science community has come to a consensus and today agree that fika is derived from the Viking words thrik and khobba (the letter 'f' was pronounced as thr in the viking age). The meaning of these two words is roughly too hard and work, respectively, thus fika means too hard work.
For some weird reasons, fika is known to mean scissor in Italian. However, it is yet unclear whether vikings were ravaging and raping Italy at the time in question.
== Physical strength enhancement ==
It has been clamied by famous astronomer, DeLorean-driver, benevolent dictator for life of the time-space-discontinuum and destroyer of space-time-continuum Carl Sagan, that the intake of coffee during the battle-fika-breaks induced massive flows of the bitter crystalline alkaloid C_8H_{10}N_4O_2, a.k.a caffeine, in the blood stream of the Vikings. Hence causing their violent behaviour, which is often referred to as going berserk. A different chemical, commonly reffered to as Jolt Cola, leads to the Philippine phenomenon: "to run Amok."
== Contemporary traditions ==
In today's swedish society descendents of the Viking populate large areas of Sweden. Although mearly vaguely wiking-like, these people still cherish and are true to their Viking heritage. This is daily observable in that they still practice fika at regular hours throughout the day. However, the berserk behaviour is today suppressed due to strong rational reasoning and mental control. The latter shows another strong line of heritage in the Swedes, that is, the green blood of the Vulcan. However, there are clear trends that indicate that this tradition is not appriciated by new generation.
Category:Sweden