A Very Special Family Guy Christmas (Alternate Ending)

"NO...PAPER...TOWELS?!" Lois bellowed in a stern voice. After all that had happened, with the Christmas turkey ruined into a crisp, burnt and black mess, to fire extinguishing liquid littered everywhere around the house once they had got back from the mall to buy new presents, Lois had let all the frustrations go to her head. "I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY LONGER! IF I, OR THIS FAMILY'S NOT HAVING A GOOD CHRISTMAS, THEN NO ONE WILL!" Lois angrily screamed at everyone. She broke the front window and went outside, stomping angrily, possibly to ruin Christmas and become the next Grinch. First, she passes by a parody of George Bailey on the bridge, wishing to have his old life back after his guardian angel showed what the world would be like without him. She immediately picked him up by his collar and started beating the man senseless, before throwing his bruised body over the waters below.
She then passes by a group of kids, who were finished building a snowman, and putting a top hat on top of it, as the snowman comes to life (à la Frosty The Snowman), much to the kid's happiness. Lois, in the midst of her Christmas rage, immediately chastises and berates the kids for bringing the snowman to life, before she lights a match, and melts the poor snowman to death. She then comes across the field next to the town hall, as she looks at the shining and glimmering star on top of the giant Christmas tree in the middle of the field. "STAR...MUST.......DIE!" Lois said in a very stern, yet sadistic voice. The Griffins arrive at the scene, as everyone looks in shock, as we see Lois climbing the tree to possibly damage the star on top.
Everyone tried to stop her, but Lois, still unconvinced from her rage, just continued climbing. One of the witnesses even went as far as to get the Rhode Island police, as they arrived in their police cars in no time flat. They tried shooting Lois down off the tree, and in the process, knocking and shattering the ornaments of the tree. Some of the ornaments got onto Lois' skin, as she bled profusely, but she still went on going. Lois then went down from the tree, as she looked at the police, now in a feral state. The police tried throwing tear gas bombs to Lois, in an attempt, to get her to calm down, but instead Lois did a sneak attack against the officers, and literally slaughtered them one by one. As Joe tried to get a close eye on Lois, she jumped out of the smoke, with intentions to kill Joe.
Joe grabbed out his walkie-talkie and told the police force to bring in back up. Pretty soon, the entire FBI arrived and blocked the tree from Lois, trying their hardest to save it from her. But Lois began scratching at their shields, growling and hissing as the FBI it her with batons. The family tried to stop Lois from causing even further harm to the law, but Lois resisted. She proceeded to grab an FBI agent in mid-air before throwing the agent right onto Peter's way, instantly causing Peter to fall onto the floor. 
The FBI then started to ask for even further back up, even the president of the USA had to be involved, as they try to stop Lois from damaging the tree. She roared at them, the loudest roar everyone has ever heard. Lois had finally snapped. She was now a feral monster due to her plans for a perfect Christmas all going awry. She had lost the Christmas spirit, and was now getting ready to ruin it. She angrily grabbed a soldier, who was shooting at her, and threw him against a nearby helicopter, causing it to explode. She proceeded to attack the entire military force, killing or injuring them in the process. The entire Rhode Island was in chaos, all because Lois had snapped, due to her Christmas plans not going her way. A lot of people begged Lois to stop, including the family, who were in tears, just looking at the carnage. Lois refused, and tried to attack the president of the USA, but only got into his Limousine.
There, she grabbed out what everyone thought to be just a regular button, but what they didn't know, was that the button was actually gonna be used to summon a NUCLEAR BOMB. "IF EVERYONE'S STOPPING ME FROM HAVING A GREAT CHRISTMAS, I'M GONNA RUIN YOURS!!!" Lois screamed, hovering her finger over the button, as everyone tried stopping her. Against everyone's objections, she persisted, and pressed the button. The result caused a giant plane to hover over Quahog, as a siren sounded, as it dropped the giant bomb for everyone to see. A few minutes before the bomb hits Quahog, the Griffins tried to convince Lois that she didn't have to go on such a rampage and forget this whole conundrum, but again, Lois refused to comply. This was evident when Lois roared at Peter over his suggestion, as Peter shuttered with fear.
As the bomb was about to hit Quahog, Lois looked at the whole entire group of people, as she smiled, and told everyone to look up, albeit her voice has now been replaced with growls and hisses, as if she had de-evolved into her primal self. Everyone looked in horror as the bomb hit the roof of the town hall, as the entire town was completely decimated. The sky was now a blood red colour, the streets were littered with the innocent people of Quahog, well, what was left of them, since they were now a pile of bones littered around the empty streets. The buildings were in tatters and the giant Christmas tree in the middle of the town hall's field was all burnt down.
The only survivor of this onslaught was Lois. She was even more angry than she was before, and she was covered in ash and dust. She was hyperventilating. She then emitted a loud roar again, this time, the camera panned out to show the entire Earth, as it showed that most of the USA, specifically the Rhode Island part of the USA, was burnt. The credits began to roll, as the music was replaced with the crackling fires from the burning buildings, and the black background for the credits, was just the horrific aftermath of Lois' Christmas carnage, and in the background, stood a black figure with red eyes, looking at the screen, which is assumed to be Lois. The episode ended, as the TV went to black.
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