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A.I reveals satanic teletubbies episode

I found a lost episode of teletubbies which reveals the truth that the teletubbies worship Satan and cthulu. The episode began with the baby sun rising but something was wrong. When the baby sun was fully out it started to burn the sky. Tinky winky was there in a cult robe and using their deity of Satan to lure the baby sun into a star orb. The show went on to explain that the baby sun orb is the center of the universe and the universe revolves around it.
When the baby sun orb got bigger they pulled it in and used it to power their city of darkness.
The other characters were also in on the plan. When the baby sun orb went up past their pentagram the walls started to melt away. The walls were made out of dinosaur bone and the walls were made up of who knows what. They dragged the baby sun orb in to the center of the pentagram. When they put it into the star orb there was a flash of light and the earth collapsed and the sun orb was pulled in. The day after the child star orb was born all the dinosaurs started attacking the world.
Dinosaurs on the show fought with each other and then they started eating humans. The dinosaurs grew larger The teletubbies are worshipping Satan and the Satanist Cult of Children is out to destroy the world.
The child star orb was pulled up into the end of the world where we find the planet Derelict. 
UPDATE: I have found out that the lost episode of teletubbies with the Dinosaurs and child cults aired once in the USA in new york but that's not a good time to be travelling so I didn't see it then.
Do you think it would be possible to record it again and send it to me?
I would love to see it again
UPDATE II: I have got in touch with the new series makers and have suggested that they ask the series makers of teletubbies whether they have any of the original footage.
I am hopeful of hearing back from them. They replied and told me I was a lunatic and most of hallucinated it: (
UPDATE III: Or possibly the son of a man who died in the Gulf War and his daughter's nanny, or is it just us?
After watching an episode of Downton Abbey last week I was a little bit confused.
The way it was shot and the language they use it's nothing like the way it was in the old days.
I even thought Matthew was a Welsh name at first but I think it must have been a mistake.
What am I talking about? This is supposed to be talking about a satanic lost teletubbie episode from 1997 which has appeared on the internet and the poster on the Freeview TV advert showed a picture of it but said it was lost.
So I forgot to mention where I found the damn lost tape (it was the copy of it with the extra features in it). I found it in my attic stuffed inside a box.
The end.
Written by Lord swagger the 10th as well as the 'Talk to Transformer' A.I.
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Category:Lost Episodes
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Pages with proper attribution
A.M.

You find it slightly odd that you've just awaken for no particular reason. Your vision is blurry, as your sleep was deep and peaceful. When your brain regains the ability to read, you learn that it is the small hours of the morning.
Still fatigued, you feel an awful feeling wash over you as your eyes find a deformed face peering over the edge of your bed at you.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
ABC And The Six Pidgeys

This is the story of how my life turned up side down.
My name is Jonathan, and I really enjoy Pokemon.
Once when I was walking home from school, I noticed there was a hole in the floor, in which there was a Pokemon Ruby cartridge lying on it's own. So I picked it up and took it home with me.
When I got home, I stuck it in my DS lite, and what I saw wasn't so nice.
Instead of the Game Freak logo, nothing appeared, and the game instantly loaded. I was in Oldale Town. The name of the character was "abc," and he had all badges, and 6 Pidgeys. (Not a very badass player then.) They were all Lvl 20, and hadn't evolved into anything else.
As I was sat in my lounge when I was playing, I noticed that my PS3 had been turned on without me touching it. Instead of loading the game in the drive (LittleBigPlanet 2. Hell yeah.) it started up the internet browser and went to http://<blankedforprotection>.ca/ (I'm not Canadian by the way.) I didn't really get what this did because it didn't give me a "PS Three Virus" as it claimed to, it just crashed and restarted the system.
Anyway, back to the game;
I quit the menu screen, and flew to Petalburg. This is where it happened.
I was forced into battle, and didn't even get to go to the gym. But I was battling against, err, a blank sprite?
Then:
PIDGEY was possessed!
PIDGEY was possessed!
PIDGEY was possessed!
PIDGEY was possessed!
PIDGEY was possessed!
PIDGEY was possessed!
JONATHAN fainted!
That was creepy, because the name of the trainer was ABC, not my real name. At this point, I DID faint.
I dreamt that the game was gone, and my family were together again. All alive, well and happy. (My parents split up after an argument, my cousin was dead, and my brother = dead.)
I don't really want to say what happened after I woke up, but ask my friends, because they'll know.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
ACCD DEMON DUKWALK

OGM SO I WAS WATCHING ACDCD AT DER CONCERT AND ANGUS YUNG DID DA DUKWALK AND HE WAS ALL SATAN LIKE!! I POOED MY PANTS!
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Category:Music
Category:English Class Failure
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
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Category:Dronik Pastas
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Category:Hall of Fame
AITA - Arson Edition

Every year during Halloween, one of my favorite candies were those yellow peanut m&ms. I always ate those first, and left the regular m&ms to rot. There's just something about those peanut m&ms that hit different. There's a certain crunch and nut flavor missing from the regular m&ms.
Anyways, I tried to buy myself a bigger pack of those suckers, because I was hungry. I pulled up to the convenience store that was closest to my house, about 2 blocks away. Upon entering the store, I could not find the bright yellow paper packaging that came with the peanut m&ms. I went to another convenience store a few blocks away. Surprise! nothing was there!
I repeated this pointless process for about 5 convenience stores, until I was left with 0 peanut m&ms. Out of pure angriness, I went back full circle with a lighter in my hands, and set fire to all the Doritos bags because I saw on YouTube that they were great fire starters. Repeated this process until no convenience store was left.
TL;DR: peanut m&ms are only sold on the black market.
Update: the police just came to my house and now I'm on trial for arson??? and property theft??? Reddit, Am I the Arsehole?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Shortpasta
AITA - Breaking Bad Edition

I was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago and started cooking meth in order to pay for my treatment and provide for my family. An opportunity arose for me to sell my product to a major distributor. On my way to the drug deal, my pregnant wife informed me that she was in labor. Instead of going to the hospital, I dropped of the meth and missed the birth of my daughter. The deal earned me millions of dollars that will go directly to my family's future. I am feeling very conflicted about my decision.
Am I the asshole?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Shortpasta
AITA - Graggle Simpson

Reddit, am I the asshole for tricking my friend into thinking Graggle Simpsons was in the show?
sorry if my English isn't the best I am not a native English speaker
(M) and my friend (M) we are both very big fans of the popular tv show the Simpson we have watched the show every day since we were little boys. I love them. But last month I started to discover this new Graggle Simpsons character. It was a troll and a parody of the Mandela effect thing. Where your brain tricks a large number of people into remembering something small that was never a thing. My friend let's call him Freddy. Freddy is a very easily deceived person and he has always been. And I used to trick him a lot when we were younger.
So I decided to pull another prank on him. Since we both were big fans of the popular show the Simpson.
I decided to trick Freddy (my friend) into thinking that this Graggle guy was actually one of the main protagonists in the show. I told him about it and he demanded proof. And I showed him a few images I had found on the internet. And he believed it and wanted to watch a Simpsons episode to look out for the Graggle character.
I told him I had to find the tape where Graggle was in. And I told him he could come back in two weeks. So that week I left my job and spent my time adding and animating Graggle Simpsons into EVERY episode and season of the popular show the Simpson. After the long weeks of animating and adding him into the show and pulling the ultimate prank ever. I showed him all the episodes and in the span of a week, we marathoned the Simpsons and got the Graggle experience.
Keep in mind I had edited the whole show and even animated a few exclusive scenes and plotlines involving Graggle Simpsons.
But then something unexpected happened he googled, Graggle Simpson, and got the truth... He was shocked and very mad. He called me and left me a text message saying Friendship over!!!. He has since after this message blocked me on all social media and is contacting the police. Am I the asshole????
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Memes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
AITA - Homeless Man

AITA for relentlessly beating a homeless man after he asked me for spare change?
I, (24M) was just fired from my job last Wednesday for shitting in the urinal in the office, before you call me weird, I (24M) was feeling really frustrated and needed to let off some steam, it's just my way of dealing with things. Anyway, after my (24M) boss (65F) fired me, I left the building after repeatedly boxing her in the face.
After (24M) left the building, I noticed a homeless man near a wall begging for change, he noticed me (24M) and asked me for some money for a sandwich. I (24M) had already had it for the day, so I (24M) pulled him up by the hair and punched him 3 times in the nose and gave him a mean right hook to the jaw before slamming the back of his head into the wall a couple of times.
After I got home, I was beating my wife (19F) when the police knocked on the door, they said they were arresting me for "public indecency and assault and battery." Whatever that means.
Anyway, AITA?
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
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Category:Satire
AITA for "stealing" stories from r/nosleep authors?

Hello, I'm a YouTuber narrating horror stories. Recently I stumbled upon a horror story written by a vegan fat religious trump supporter anti vaxxer autistic author. I read some of his stories and saw they were really good and perfectly fit my channel, so I decided to narrate them.
At first everything went great and I was gaining a lot of subscribers from his stories alone. Than I decided to look for stories that weren't his and found more vegan fat religious trump supporter anti vaxxer autistic authors. I narrated them too and my channel really blew up in subscribers to the point it was starting to become my full time job
But than, the original vegan fat religious trump supporter anti vaxxer autistic author found out I was narrating his stories and asked me to stop narrating his stories "or else". I refused, does that vegan fat religious trump supporter anti vaxxer autist really think he can stop me? I'm more successful than he will ever be. For a week everything went fine, than he told all the other vegan fat religious trump supporter anti vaxxer autistic authors and together told me this: Either I stop narrating their stories, give them all the money I make from the channel "or else". Again I ignored them for obvious reasons
Next up, the mods messaged me. You know already, "stop or else". I laughed out loud and made a video on my channel ridiculing them.
Than, I saw the announcement r/nosleep was shutting down for a week. "Who cares, I had a load of videos ready anyways!" I thought.
Shutdown day came, and on day 1 there was a creepy figure in the window. Day 2, there were 2, day 3, there were 3 and a baby creepy figure. Eventually there were dozens of creepy figures and they were trying to break into my house. Now I can't make videos because they are too loud and I'm scared to leave the house. I can't call the police because they'll arrest me for "copyright violation".
I tried messaging the vegan fat religious trump supporter anti vaxxer autistic authors but they told me in order to save myself, I have to give them 284,124.56 dollars. Thing is, I only have 284,124.55 and they won't give me a discount. Don't tell me to sell the house because nobody wants to buy a house surronded by creepy figures.
Now I looked out of the window and saw among the creepy figures there were all the vegan fat religious trump supporter anti vaxxer autistic authors. I tried to make a deal with them: I'll tell them about other narrator YouTubers and they will leave me alone. I told them but they didn't leave me alone and now they told me their house is also surrounded by creepy figures. By the way now the creepy figures are getting even bigger and they gave me a super creepy weird list of rules to follow. So reddit, AITA?
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Edit: Now an unhumanoidly tall figure joined on in the fun
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
AITA for being good at sex??

Hi reddit, I'm writing this, heartbroken, from the closet of an abandoned warehouse with great cell service. I typed it out on my phone and used the last of my battery to upload this to reddit instead of call the police (I was the fastest typer in my class btw). I want strangers to hear my last words, definitely not my friends or loved ones. Anyways, I bet youre wondering how I ended up here.
So first let me tell you about my friend group even though it's hardly relevant. Im the jokester and am really attractive but in a cool, understated way. I'm an underdog that says the right things at the right time and everybody roots for me in the comments of my reddit posts. I have three friends named David, Kyle and Katelin. David was my best friend since we were kids and he dies first in the story it was really sad and I cried.
Anyways so kyle killed his uncle and inherited his really cool mansion. It was so fun and I had sex with Kaitylnn after realizing I had actually liked her the whole time and also like I mentioned im a really cool, attractive dude. But you would never believe what happened next. Kyle got caught for the murder of his uncle and we couldn't hang out in the house anymore. It really sucked.
So me and katylinne went to go find somewhere else to have sex and saw this warehouse. It looked perfect for having the sex, except there was this tall inhuman figure standing outside of the door. He said "hey, if you want to have sex here, you have to follow this list of rules or death murder."
Now, I thought this was really strange because I don't believe in lists or tall people. I ignored him and me and kaetliyn went and had sex in the warehouse, and it was totally cool. Then suddenly the tall inhuman figure comes into the building and reveals itself as being David's dead corpse on stilts! My best friend! Then Katelinnyne broke up with me because I was too good of a guy and my ding dong was too scrumptious (her words not mine). I felt so betrayed that I went into the first closet I found and I'm way too embarrassed to come out.
Also there's a monster outside! I can hear it eating david's body and using the stilts like chopsticks! So reddit, what I want to know is about the situation with me and Kaitlieen. AITA for being too good of a guy and a sexual god? I'll keep you all updated if I live.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
ALIENZZNZZNZZNNZNZ

SO I WAS WATCHIN ANCIENT ALIENZ AND DA GUY SAID DAT EVIL PATRIXX WAS AN ALIEN AND DEN I HEARD BIG EXPLOSON OUTSID AND DEN A BUNCH OF PATRIXXX WERE INVADIN EARTH! SO I GRABBED MY BEST FRIEND AND GIRLFREND MARTY MFCLY AND DEMMY (respectively) AND SO WE WENT TO KIL DA PATRIXXX
BUT DEN WE NOTICED THAT WE COULDN'T KIL HIM DAT EASILY. SO WE NEEDED MORE MEMBERZ. WE THEN REALIZED THAT WE CULD GET SOME PEEPS LIKE THE ANCINT ALIENZ GUY AND MR SANDMAN. SO WE WENT TO DA TV STUDIO AND FOUND DA ANCINT ALIENZ GUY SO WE GOT HIM. DEN IN A BOXIN RING MR SANDMAN WAS PUCNHIN DA SHIT OUT OF CELETIA. WE GOT HIM AND CELESTIA AND WE WER READY TO FIGHT THE PATRIXXX.
ME, ALIENZ GUY, MARTY, DEMMY AND MR SANDMAN GOT ON CLEESTIA BUT SHE COULDN'T GET US TO DA MOTHRSHIP SO WE SHOT A UFO AND TOOK THE PATRIXXX AND FLEW UP TO THE MODERSHIP. WHEN WE GOT IN, DERE WER 4 ROOMS. IN DA FIRST ONE, DEMMY POOPED TO HARD AND DIED! IN DA SECOND ONE, MARTY BLEW UP A DELOREAN AND DID! IN DA THIRD ON, MR SANDMAN PUNCHED A WALL TO GET A BUTTON AND HE GOT ELECTROCUDED! IN DA FORTH ON, ALIENZ GUY GOT STABBED AND DEID!
I THEN GOT TO THE KING PATRIXXX. I SHOT HIM, BUT HE SHOT ME AND I AM DED!
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Shortpasta
ALL THE FIREFIGHTERS DISSAPEAR

ONE DAY EVERY FIREFIGHTER IN THE WORLD DISAPPEARED. WHERE DID THEY GO? NOBODY KNOWS!
WITHOUT ANY FIREFIGHTERS EVERY HOUSE GETS ON FIRE AND NOONE CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. EVERYONE ON EARTH IS HOMELESS AND HAS TO RENT A BAD HOTEL. EVEN THE PRESIDENT.
SECRET TWIST: THE HOTEL DID IT.
Category:Ghastly Macaroni
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
AMY.EXE

ok so, guys, this is like, really scary. this ACTUALLY happened EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE ME, BUT IT DID. i woke up one morning, feeling nostalgic, so like, i went to gamestop and bought Sonic the hedgehog, the old classic genesis game. when i went home and opened it, IT HAD A NOTE INSIDE! HOLY SHIT!. anyways, like, the note said something like "if you play this game i will come and kill your family, BECAUSE I'M TOTALY REAL LOL". this creeped me the fuck out, because i luv my family su much, but i played the game anyways, shrugging it off lol. so when the game started, THE SEGA LOGO WASN'T THERE! oh wait, it must be a glitch, because this game is really old, you know. but when it started, instead of sonic being there, IT WAS AMY! WITH 666 ALL OVER THE SCREEN! like, the background was all red, and Amy had this really creepy smile, oh my god i just pissed myself. brb going to the bathroom.
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lol, back. so like, anyways. i hit start, AND WOW I'M PLAYING AS SONIC!
AWESOME! BRDGHBDSHJBREDH;FTGCJDFGZJRFGC
so i ran as fast as i could through green hill, but it wasn't actually green hill!
it looked like hell! OMG! the background was red! and everything
was on fire, and sonic's sprite looked like it was scared!
so like, anyways, i ran through the level, then suddenly AMY POPPED UP!
wait a minute, this game doesn't have Amy in it. WHAT THE
FUCK? oh wait, must be a hack!
Amy had blood all over her, then suddenly she ran toward Sonic! 
Sonic looked like, really scared and frightened, BECAUSE YOU CAN TOTALLY
SEE THE FACES CLEARLY ON A FUCKING SPRITE!
so like, Amy swung her hammer at him, and his guts spilled everywhere. then she
ate his eyeballs! after seeing this, i puked everywhere, and even on my keyboard.
IT LOOKED SO FUCKING REALISTIC OMG GUYS, LIKE SERIOUSLY. IT
CREEPED ME THE FUCK OUT. 
then suddenly, after she ate Sonic until there was nothing left but his skeleton,
a face popped up with a creepy looking amy with sharp teeth, and it said
"I AM GOD LEL".
i feel like she's watching me....everything i do and everywhere i go.
...
P.S: you're next
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:English Class Failure
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
AND DEN BILL WUZ A ZOMBIE

ONE DAY I WAS PLAYIN L4D WITTTTHHH MY BBFLLSDLASDASD FOREVURRR AND DEN I HAD TO GO THRU DA KILL BILL ACHIVEMENT AND I DEAD. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BILL GOT UP AND HE WUZZ INFECTUD. DEN SUM HYPER REALISTIC STUF WENT ALL OVER IN MAH PANTS. DEN I WAS DEPRESSED AND KILLED MESELFFF!!!!!1111 DIS IS ALSO A TIEM ME & MAH FRIEND AINS WERE PLAYN IT N DEN ALL OF THE SCREEN WAS BLAK AND IT SAID: UR MOTHR SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!111 D:
Moral of the story: Never let your little cousin write a creepypasta...
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Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
AND DEN EVERONE DIEED

I WUZ WALKING INSYDE A SUBWAY WEN ALL DA SUDEN THE SANDWITCHES TURNED IN2 MANSTURS N DEN I HED 2 RUN 4 MY LYFE BCUZ DA SANDWITCH MONSTURS WERE CHASIN ME N DEN SQUIDWORD FRAU SPUNGBUB SHOWED UP WITH HYPUR-REALSTICK EYS N HE WUZ CRYIN BLUDD N DEN DAY ALL FELL INTO A BLACK HOLE N IT TURND OUT SQUIDWORD WAS REALLY YOU N YOU FELL IN2 DA BLACK HOLE N DIYD
How's THAT for a horrible troll pasta? Sucks? Gooooooood...
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
AND THEN A PERSON POPPED OUT

A FEW YEARS AGO A SKELETON WAS WALING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS BONY THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A PERSON POPPED OUT.
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Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Shortpasta
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT

__NOEDITSECTION__
Like other classics such as WHO WAS PHONE? and TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD, this is a legendary troll pasta. An all-caps jewel in the community. The phrase "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT" is often used to point out that the ending of a creepypasta is predictable or just downright shitty.
==The Terrifying Pasta==
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL DROP THE FLOOR, FLOPPING LIKE A FISH, WHILE CLENCHING YOUR HEART SEEING AS YOU ARE HAVING A HEART ATTACK. ALSO, IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE ANUS DO NOT READ THIS; THE BRICK YOU SHAT WILL BE PAINFUL.
A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT
==How to rip off this pasta to make your OC horrifyingly good==
This is less of pasta and more of a story ender. However It has been used so many times that it is as close to being creepypasta as a meme can be. To use it, end your story with "and then a skeleton popped out." Instant horror story.
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Category:And then a skeleton popped out
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