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Blockland Creepy Disaster

Today i was in Blockland, minding my own business, doing some gay stuff, we were building so much gay stuff,
Like a giant naked person. And then Blockland went back to the main menu, and i had no idea what happened.
I rejoined the server, asking players what happened. The only thing they said was "CMON SNIFF MAH ASS"
And i asked them why they were saying that. The same thing happened, they said "CMON SNIFF MAH ASS" Again. Once i spawned, there were no players. All i saw was huge, skin-colored feet. I looked up. i couldn't believe my eyes.
All players were Giant, NAKED, and being gay. They were even bigger than the maximum amount! they were
Up to the roof of the bedroom! (Yes, we were in Bedroom) I ran out the window, but they blocked it, and they started heading towards me. while STILL NAKED, they sat on me and i accidently sniffed their ass. It was so crazy. Then, one of them pinched my head, and it didn't even hurt. But then something happened to my brain.
My brain shook, and shook and shook inside my head. then, i started being gay. They had brainwashed me into being gay!! OMG! I was sniffing their asses, and they sat on me, and they farted, and they pooped, and they put me in their underwear and i sniffed their ass, and they rubbed me on their ass, and they rubbed me on their penis.
It was so crazy. then it continued for 99999999 years, and finally, it stopped. my brain went back to normal. all of the players were back normal. i told them all about it, and they all told me that they weren't doing that and i was just being crazy. But i managed to make them believe me, and they were like O_O, and guess what? One of the players said "HEY EVERYONE LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN AGAIN" And then this story repeats endlessly at the Bold and Italic word, All.
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Blockland Evil Jelly

The scariest thing happened to me today. It was in a game called Blockland.
Now, some of you may have heard of this game, and I have been playing it for a few years. However, things changed ever since today.
I was walking along inside of a server on Blockland with other people (It was a freebuild server), and surprise surprise, there was a green button right in front of my face as I was standing on an orange baseplate. I clicked the green button and something freaky happened.
I went into third-person mode by pressing Tab, and I realized that I looked like a dragon! I also had 2 new items in my inventory: fireball and firebreath. I could not believe what I was seeing with my eyes. I pressed space a lot and I could, surprisingly, fly like a dragon! I then flew to a drawer with 2 open sides. Then, something caught my eye.
It was squiggly jelly.
It looked red and juicy. I immediately flew up to it, embraced it, and then clicked the jelly. The jelly disappeared into my mouth and I got a message on my screen:
"you ate the evil jelly you will die soon"
I got freaked out. I started flying away from the jelly and tried to find water, but eventually it was too late. I went into a dead position, fell to the ground, and disappeared. The evil message was on my screen: "Click to respawn." I crapped my pants when that happened.
I clicked, and something even freakier happened...
I heard a noise, and then all the bricks suddenly disappeared in a flash, except for two things with baseplates. The jello and the dragon button. I immediately left and then my computer exploded. This is a brand new computer.
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Blood

Hi, I am in a hurry to write this, so it might not be that long...
My name is Aronas, but people call me Aaron.
All my life, I've had a blood problem, I sometimes start bleeding for no reason. I thought it might have been some form of hemophilia, but now I know it was caused by something else...
One boring day, I was on the computer playing Pokémon (huge fan), when I suddenly felt deep footsteps, but no one was there. I just continued playing, but then I heard a lot of plates crash to the floor downstairs. As fast as I could, I ran down to see that no one was there. I picked up all the plates, put the pieces in the bin then went back upstairs. I found my laptop shut off, and my new cartridge for my GBA (this was a long time ago) was broken into pieces. I furiously shouted "COME OUT HERE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!". Then I heard the footsteps again, but this time they were even louder. Still no one was there, but suddenly I felt something briefly touch the side of my nose, and I started bleeding. I ran downstairs to get a towel, but I found more smashed plates. Being a long time reader of Creepypasta, I knew this was not right.
As I came upstairs to turn my laptop on, I saw all my shelves open. I clicked the power button on the laptop, and it took a good three hours for some new updates to install. When it finished, it restarted and went straight to the "Welcome" screen. In about 2–3 seconds it sent me to the desktop. All my files were deleted, and replaced with four files called "Welcome", "To", "My" and "World". I knew the "Source" wanted me to click "World", but I clicked the other three first. Welcome said "Next one", To said "Next one", My said "In the next file, your secret shall be revealed". As much as I didn't want to, I still clicked "World", then the most bogus virus took over and deleted everything except World.
I clicked World again, and it send me to a full screen program called "World.exe". This was a game, a game where I was the main character in a pixelated world. I beat the shit out of all my enemies, and gave lots of money to my friends. Just after I raised my grandad from the dead, the game turned off. I was shocked by the computer's wallpaper. It was me in my room, shot from behind through a video feed. I just remembered that my camera was not plugged in. I saw something move slowly behind me and I turned around, but in the real world nothing was there. I faced the laptop and the thing was right behind me, I took my baseball bat ready for some mortal combat. Just then, it stuck its claws in my back and took some blood out, sucked its claws briefly and the blood was gone. I started bleeding, then started to black out as I saw its face fade away. The next morning I woke up with a tooth mark on my arm. I got it scanned and it turned out to be a chupacabra tooth mark. After you read this, no matter if you have a blood problem or not....
I will always be watching you...
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Blood, Blood, Blood

Late at night, my parents were going out to dinner. I didn't come since I already had my dinner. They told me that they would be back pretty late, about 3 hours after they left, I was told. So I started to do what I'd normally do. Go on ROBLOX and other games. So I did and I started to get tired pretty fast. At around 10:00 though, I started hearing things. Shuffling on the floor, whispers. But, thinking it's my dishwasher, I went back to sleep. But 10 minutes later, I woke up to the sound of glass breaking. I went downstairs to check. Nothing. I was a little bit scared but I went upstairs. Along the way, I thought I saw a shadow. It wasn't a normal shadow. It was much blacker than a regular shadow. Me believing in the paranormal, I thought I'd keep myself up by watching TV. A half an hour passed when I heard some sort of a demonic growl. I read a lot about stuff like this. I was scared out of my mind. I thought of what to do. But involentarily, I yelled out "IN THE NAME OF JE-" but I was cut off suddenly by a massive force on my chest. I tried to finish my sentence but I couldn't speak. All I did was make some sort of a whining noise. My heart was pounding very fast. I saw shadows everywhere. All of a sudden, a very clear voice yelled "BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD!". I couldn't even describe it. I was literally crying when my parents walked in the door. As soon as they walked in, I felt lighter, as if a weight has been lifted off of my shoulders. The next morning, I found a handprint on my stomach. I felt so relieved. I still remember the demonic voice to this day. "Blood, blood, blood".
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Blood, Lots of Blood

Sometimes, you find creepy shit, usually on the internet, or real life, or even texting. Chat rooms, especially, since they can be extremely random. The internet can make you feel uneasy and real life can kill you. This must not be making any sense to you.
Let me explain.
Have you ever been to the forest by the old sawmill in Washington state? Near the Naches River? Its a huge campground that everyone goes to on Labor Day or Independence Day. Its a great scenery. I forgot what its name was. I just know there used to be an old sawmill there. It actually exists...and this is a true story. The river you see, is home to lots of Steelhead salmon, and is a source of water for many animals. Note the natural ponds found there with insects, tadpoles and diseases breeding in them.
So anyways...there's nothing paranormal or any of that "bigfoot" shit as you may be thinking its just that I wanted to talk about something strange I found there.
I went camping at the place last summer and I was walking to the river when I found arrows and a rusted revolver. The arrows didn't look like they were from modern day hunters and the revolver was western style. I found a child's skeleton near by two. When I tried to fire the revolver, the child's skeleton shook for some reason. I thought it was a murder scene or something, so I picked up the skeleton to alert the authorities, and almost screamed when I saw that the skeleton had two heads and rotting eyeballs within its sockets. It was sorta new an animal must've ate it and left its skeleton behind. I reported it to the authorities and they gave me $1000 for an unknown reason, and a 12 gauge combat shotgun for "protection". I was confused.
Then I saw the poster at the sheriff's office. "Missing conjoined twin! 1k award!". I was tripping the fuck out, so I decided to go back to camp and pack up and go home right away. It was nighttime but I didn't care really. That's when I saw IT.
IT had sharp claws. IT had sharp teeth. IT had a sharp tongue. IT had a sharp mind. I had a dull mind. I looked at the shotgun the sheriff gave me, and grabbed it, and shot. It died instantly. That's when I heard screams from the other trailers. I ran inside my truck. I stayed there over night.
I woke up the next day surprisingly without harm. I looked at all the other camp trailers. Nothing but devoured bodies and blood, lots of blood.
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Blood.wmv

You know, I used to like SpongeBob SquarePants, but not anymore.
I was an intern at SpongeBob Town which is where they make SpongeBob episodes. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it made me DIEEE!
Anyway, one day the editors and animators said that they had a new episode that they wanted us to see. Before it was aired! AWERRSEOME!
The episode began with a title card saying "Squidward's Genocide" followed by a picture of a dead person. We all threw up, and then looked back at the screen to see another dead person. Then another. Then another! The pictures were getting bloodier and gorier, like, hyper realistic blood.
Then a skeleton popped out of my anus and went back again. The next scene showed Squidward holding a gun, aiming it at his head, and pulling the trigger, but not before he said one thing.
"Check your computer for Blood.wmv" Squidward said, shortly before shooting himself. Aah! The blood was really hyper-realistic when he died, and blood and brains flew from his brains and the gun was... eehehee??!??
Then we went home feeling really weird. I checked my computer, and found that there was a new file called "Blood.wmv". Oh no, this was strange. How did SquidwarXXX get on my computer? I opened the file and it was a video clip. I watched it.
Squidward was looking at you hyper-realisticly with hyper-realistic eyes and then a skeleton popped out of the screen and killed me and I'm writing this from the grave.
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Blood 64

This story is 100% true according to my neighbor's dog.
==Blood 64==
Not too long ago, I had recently found my Nintendo 64 in my mom's basement. It was almost down there for 2 years. When I discovered it, I took the remains of it and brought it to a local repair shop. After that boring shit, I brought it back to my apartment to play some good Mario 64. When I started the game, the game was demonic and spooky. The logo of Nintendo looked like it was dripping in blood. I gasped loudly and shut the game off. I asked the old man next door who was selling N64 games why this was probably happening. He told me that the only reasonable answer was that it was cursed. I was too scared to go home, so I stayed at my mom's house for the next 3 weeks. Once I grew some balls and went back, the N64 was gone. I searched all over my house. Even the laundry room. I then looked into my basement, where I found a dead body. The dead person was holding the game in his hand. I placed him behind the wood wall of my basement so like I wouldn't be accused of murder or something. When I popped the game back into my N64, the blood was gone from the logo. I was very suspicious of what was happening here. When the game started with Mario's face, his face was gone. It was just a skeleton with blood in the eye sockets. I was really scared, but I wanted to play some Mario 64, so I really didn't care that much. When I started the game, there were already 2 files. One was named Ass and the other was lo.l. I was really confused, since back at the time, I was 5, but I got over it. I played the file l.o.l, and it was really weird. The game was glitchy and there was no mario, but it was replaced by Toad. I took the game and ripped it in half. I threw it's remains outside my apartment and burned it. I took it to the old man and left the ashes at his doorstep. It took me a couple weeks to get over that incident, but I played it for a final time. I decided to play the other save file. It was really weird because the game was almost completed. This freaked me out because it was used, and someone before should delete their save files, but this one still had the previous owner's save files, so I thought that maybe Satan took over the game and placed the save files back. It was the only logical reason. I asked the old man why this was happening, but then he kicked my ass because I left a bucket-full of ashes at his doorstep the year before. so whatever. But now, The game took over my apartment and hacked into my computer, it changed wallpaper to a picture of Justin Bieber. I was freaking out and I had to get rid of the curse, so I called my wife and she farted it out. The End.
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Blood Loss

In the night, The drummer boy will walk
Trying to find a child to stalk
He will promise of toys and a sweet
As he kicks away the skulls of the previous children he beat
Enter his lair, see blood and gore
But unfortunately, the drummer boy always wants more
He enters as well and closes the door behind
Now he seems to not be so kind
Strapping the child onto a bed
Soon they will be dead
Wheeled into a strange room
The place where they will meet their doom
Marks are made of where he will slice
Then throws the extra in to dice
He grabs a knife and opens up the boy
And punches and beats as if he were a toy
10 minutes later and the organs are in the drawer
Put in there later, for him to maul
The child is no longer breathing, oh how sad
If he wasn't he would have made the drummer boy mad
The bones are collected and the scraps he must toss
Oh what a mess, so much Blood Loss
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Blood Lust

Another line of murders in the usa, last night in miami. One young boy, a dog, a man, three young women and a pregnant woman. All on the same family. Remember to be careful and keep windows locked and doors as well. Keep evweryonwe safe God knows when the killer will be caught. God bless you all.
Life. So fragile. So easy to destroy. I'm not normal, not anymore anyway. It was all his fault. All his fault I'm this way. I never wanted to kill, or to become the drunk I am either, but it was all that day, that fateful day, with that awful man. I had just started collage, I was still young and didn't understand the real dangers of the world. The REAL ones, people like Rich. Rich was one of my peers, a year older than I but somehow a genius.
Rich was working to be a scientist, and was looking for some test subjects. he assured me they weren't dangerous and said he'd pay well. I was swimming in debt, so the idea of some money in my pocket was tempting and I agreed to his terms and conditions. Little did I know What he really wanted to do to me.
As I walked into his small home I was slowly getting more and more uneasy. I knocked on the freshly polished door. He greeted me quickly and invited me in. I looked at his small home. It was cozy on the inside but it made me feel uneasy still. Before I knew it he had a baseball bat to my head whacking my consciousness away.
I awoke on a cold metal table, pain surged not I just through my head, but my back, eye and a long part of my right cheek. I felt dry blood caked to my slightly long hair as I stumbled up my back pain worsening. I finally found a mirror screaming I. Terror as I realized why I was half blind. My left eye was gone! I looked at a large gash and stitches on my right cheek and I raised my blood stained shirt revealing a large cobra tattoo on my back.
After observing it for some time I finally understood. It was the sign a killer pit on all his victims before death, their corpse always had things missing, eyes, intestines, hearts, lungs and brains, A large variety of human organs. I began to look around for him. The minute I found him he was a corpse. The smell of death coated the room. And I liked it. I desired it. I needed it.
After I began to kill I couldn't stop, killing one right after the other killing women, children, men, and animals alike. They never suffer though. They never get a chance to before I kill them. Please avoid me, if you see me call the police right away. I can't control myself.... It's all just inevitable.
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Blood On My Walls

Every night I go to sleep, thinking this will be the night that I'm free. Tonight, it won't happen anymore. The darkness will come and wash over me like a baptismal rinse.
But then it does...
I'll wake in the morning. The sunlight will pour through the windows and blast my face, shocking the sleep from my system like a gunshot. It's always this sudden. There's no transition, no time to hit snooze. One moment, it's night and I'm closing my eyes, the next, it's day and I'm struggling for orientation.
And the blood... the blood will run down the walls. It will be a slow drip. A pattern like someone just emptied one of those squirting water bottles all over. It will smell almost like rust. Some blood will pool on the floor, more blood on the bed, but most blood will run down the walls.
The knife under my pillow will be warm. My clothes will be new, and mud will cover my boots. I'll look everywhere, but won't find a body. I'll clean up and try to forget about it.
Then I'll go to work.
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Blood Scent

Don't you just love it how some people claim to be frickin' werewolves? I mean, it's the funniest damned thing I ever experience. "Oh, I'm a werewolf, you know that? I might suck your blood at night while you sleep." It's all because of that Twilight craze, right? Whatever it is, it's so annoying. It gets on my nerves. And how they just put it out there, it's hilarious! "I can smell blood from a mile away, I can leap huge buildings with a single bound because of my super-awesome wolf legs! You're not safe around me, get out of here!" Yeesh, they sound like overglorified emos. It makes me so angry, sometimes I swear I could just eat them alive. Terrible.
But what interest is this to you, right? You're not gonna have to deal with one of those... blood sniffin', glue-on claw wearin', funny lookin' freaks, are you? You're not gonna have to deal with them always acting like they know how it is to have a hunter's instinct, a "blood scent", so to speak, being able to smell wounds, and pretending that they can leap around, sprint around, chomp around, slash around, feast around.
Feel that breath on your neck?
I think you might've been cut recently. And it smells mighty tasty.
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Blood pop (prime hydration creepypasta)

Do you know the drink prime hydration? well if you don't its a sports drink made by ksi and Logan Paul, now were up to date I am going to tell you about a horrible thing that has happened to me when I tried to get this drink.
I was at some store at 1am waiting for it to open, I saw a guy in a red hat he said "you are going to die" I said "shut up" and I punched him In the face, then he began to eat a ginny pig, the doors opened and we ran in, I got ice pop and I paid for it at the checkout, I was tired so I went to bed I woack up and it was 3 am and I was not tiara so I drank some ice pop, it tasted weird so look in the bottle and it was blood I spat it out because I didn't want aids, the bottle said blood pop on the front I was a scard, I look at the back and it said, it was expired 6/06/06 I was scard and I blacked out, I was in my dream I saw ksi and Logan Paul, they said something about how they were forced to distribute the drink to poison the human raise overtime by making the drink addictive and to slowly poisons them,i woak up in smoke I saw blood pop it said to me that it would kill me if I didn't make someone else drink it.
this is how Wario started his gaming career and became famous.
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