Worst 100 Reflections on 2011

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2011, a site which has lasted far, far too long.
;100. Last year's list is finished on time.
:Second year in a row we got this shit done on time.
;99. Yah......men's turds!!!
;98. Some faggot puts up a shitty entry and then changes it more than two months later.
:Sorry.
;97. starts actually fixing games. 
:Attempts to huff the entire namespace are put on hold... for now.
;96. and turn Uncyclopedia into facebook for a day.
:People panic until they realise it's just a reskin.
;95. Show off your art!
;94. Wikia updates the MediaWiki. 
:Stuff breaks. People complain. has some fun with a bug. Blah blah blah.
;93. The well-known jazz-fusion percussionist and CEO of Tenacious Records Alphonse Mouzon casually refers to an Uncyclopedia article in an interview.
:So remember kids, famous people do read the stuff you write about them here. Well, Alphonse Mouzon and the white guy in All-4-One do.
;92. Uncyclopedia is racist towards Niggers.
;91. New television show SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SLEEP bores the world. Insomniacs love show saying it's far more effective than counting sheep.
;90. Yet another brilliant idea courtesy of Socky.
;89. He's the man in a van with his pud in his hand!
;88. A shitty, boring band wins some boring, shitty award
:Millions cry out: "WHO?!?!?"
;87. The truth at last: Diddy did 9/11.
;86. Temporary admins!
:Mordillo resists. rcmurphy goes for it. 
;85. A bunch of dead admins are deopped.
:Users look at the log and say, who?
;84. Some guy says we're getting shut down.
:R.I.P. Uncyclopedia 2005-2011
;83. Everyone knows what happened next.
:
;82. But seriously, other stuff happened.
:I'd say what, but I wasn't paying attention.
;81. Zombiebaron and Lyrithya delete a crapload of images.
:It was supposed to just be unused images, but some of them weren't. 
;80. Lyrithya deletes VFD.
:Ironically, it was deleted without a vote.
;79. SPIKE keeps leaving inscrutable messages on people's talk pages telling them they've made the 4-Spot.
:Few have any idea what what he's talking about.
;78. puts up Wikia's shitty Oasis skin on April Fools Day.
:Millions weep. The catastrophic damage is reported on by Bill Shatner the next day.
;77. Socky gets unnecessarily anal about distinguishing between the Oasis and Monaco skins.
:What a tool.
;76. gets unnecessarily anal about someone having edited his Sparta article.
:Blasphemy, madness, etc.
;75. Socky mixes up a template and a link!
:Oh, wait, he fixed it. Nevermind.
;74. WINNING!!!!
:More like bi-WINNING!!!!
;73. Bleach
:It is worse than Naruto.
;72. 
:Fuck that guy... please?
;71. Uncyclopedia is merging with Buttfuckpedia.
: As of April 25th, it is know as UNBUTTFUCKPEDIA!
;70. It's fucking hot.
:why oh why is it so hot it's not even summer yet
;69. Our so-called "rival" wiki, Encyclopedia Dramatica, goes away.
:Virtually nothing changes around here.
;68. a bunch of stupid adorable and hilarious ponies are all over the place
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;67. Socky decides to quit the site for a couple hours. 
:This totally upsets the community. 
;66. We have two new admins.
:They are both considerably worse than any of the admins we already had.
;65. The Return of.....whatever
:keep on chooglin'
;64. Primus, a band that only losers and stupid hippies care about, have a new album coming out.
:In September.
;63. I just took a dump
;62. pretends to quit and acts like he's all smart when he really isn't.
:An vows revenge for being tricked and begins nominating him for Useless Gobshite of the Month again, just like the good old days.
;61. Lyrithya tries to think of something that happened recently to add to this list that didn't involve her, but can't come up with anything.
:So she doesn't add anything after all.
;60. is very pretty.
:He is, honest.
;59. My dog is also pretty.
:Yes he is.
;58. Bacon
:Everything is better with it. 
;57. A leave, and some and disappear.
:What else is new.
;56. But is back!
:Not really.
;55. The return of !
:But not really.
;54. Dr. Skullthumper becomes a bureaucrat.
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;53. and are made into bureaucrats.
:And have managed to last longer than .
;52. Uncyclopedia, this is unacceptable!
:But seriously, what isn`t unacceptable?
;51. The Worst 100 Reflections on 2011 page sucked for many many months.
:And not a single person cared.
;50. I've had a lot of fiber so I'm probably going to shit my guts out
;49. Halfway there!!!!!!!!
;48. The Beatles re-unite.
:Necromancers finally do good. God bless you necromancers.
;47. We had a Forest Fire Week in July.
:Yeah, that's why your page was deleted.
;46. and returned in August.
:Betting on when they would leave again started the day after.
;45. Somebody gets offended.
:Over a page. On Uncyclopedia. I know!
;44. declares war on Uncyclopedia.
:Discovering default admin tools insufficient for the task, she sets out for more firepower.
;43. BUTT POOP!!!! makes a return to mainspace.
:I eat apples with Mike Tyson.
;42. Some jackasses flood UnNews with inside jokes about bears for days.
:But everyone is more interested in being tried for treason.
;41. Uncyclopedia's Fantasy Football League starts up its 3rd year.
:People who can actually play football not welcome. 
;40. Uncyclopedians still can't keep straight when to use its and it's.
:Although who can, really?
;39. Grammar Nazis invade the beaches of Uncyclopedia.
:That was a joke. Please don't hurt me.
;38. Uncyc's resident Italian invades Italy.
:This being the third country infected, all others fear for their lives.
;37. 31 entries later, ponies finally hit Uncyclopedia in earnest.
:Those who fell for our little Australian jokers trick are revealed to be the manchildren that they were long suspected of being.
;36. My girlfriend sent me to get a container of milk today. Wanna hear about it?
:You don't? Then why don't you shove your head up your ass if you don't wanna hear about it?!
;35. ass was slapped by and she returned the favor with a smack from the banhammer.
:He should have chosen a better ass to slap.
;34. is a male gymnast.
;33. An army of Nyan Cats attempted to invade earth on October 21.
:But the damn heathens got their directions wrong.
;32. Speaking of which.
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;31. In November, the community decides that it would be quite logical to actually have more admins than writers. 
:The coronation is feverishly awaited, while some users don't give a crap.
;30. Wikia breaks MediaWiki's ability to log actions properly, resulting in many sysop actions having no record.
:I'd link an example, but it's hard to link to an absence of something. Besides, I'm kind of glad it wound up off the record anyway.
;29. Due to a technical mishap, some special pages quit working on certain formats of titles, resulting in an entire unmovable namespace, among other things.
:Some cry conspiracy, others say we need to find an new host; most don't notice. 
;28. An admin is quite irate over something Wikia has done, and probably rightfully so.
:Sadly, most don't notice.
;27. There are 26 Reflections left for the next 46 days.
:And this is most certainly not filler.
;26. We had a great Uncyclopedia Christmas reunion!
:Until we left Oliphaunte unattended for a little while and he ate the Christmas tree.
;25. Uncyclopedia starts a vote on whether or not we should let some girl from Wikipedia mediate our conflict with Wikia.
:Users start evading bans and becoming active after years of inactivity just to vote yes.
;24. Wikia finally gives us new namespaces.
:Also, new errors!
;23. December - Shock sets in - "There's a new UnNews editor!"
:It's been like 2 months but some people are just starting to notice, while some don't even know, which goes to show that the new editor is really working hard.
;22. Two new admins!
:Two less writers.
;21. champions Marys lamb on VFH
:And is accused of writing it shortly after.
;20. Bots take over Uncyclopedia.
:Really. We've taken over.
;19. Roman Dog Bird watches every episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 in four months.
;18. MR-EX777 NEEDS YOUR HELP
:THIS IS NOT A JOKE, SERIOUSLY
;17. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Lou_Reed_and_Metallica_-_Lulu.jpg
;16. The UFFL has reached the playoffs.
:A pedophile is currently leading, despite being blocked.
;15. America begins to hate Rick Perry.
:Still not as hated as Uncylopedia.
;14. Beavis and Butt-head return! (yay!)
:It gets paired with an ugly, unfunny turd of a show with an ironic title (boo!)
;13. The Simpsons refuses to end.
:R.I.P. 1989-1997
;12. America isn't doing too well.
;11. Total amount of active users on Uncyclopedia: 3
;10. is really, really awesome.
:And humble, too.
;9. After implementing the useful "hide minor edits" option for Recent Changes, Uncyclopedia incorporates another option:
:The "hide MadMax's edits" option.
;8. Things start to brake.
:seriously let's just end this travesty of a website already
;7. We have surpassed 30,000 articles.
:END IT NOW. PLEASE ABANDON SHIP! THE CHILDREN AND THE WOMEN FIRST!
;6. goes nuts because we need 6 more entries for this list.
:Have some faith in Uncyclopedia's worstiness, man. Oh, and make that 5 entries.
;5. Kim Jong Il dies before we get around to writing an article about him.
:Selfish prick. Could have given us a heads-up at least.
;4. Osama bin Laden is shot.
;3. Someone writes a serious reflection above.
:This is outrageous!
;2. {{fix}}es Uncyclopedia.
:Armed only with monthly maintenance tags and a whole lot of chutzpah, he begins his crusade to delete 15,000 articles. Why stop there, the rest of us wonder?
;1. The Worst 100 Reflections of 2011 is completed more than a week before the end of the year.
;0. Hey guys, did you hear Christopher Hitchens died too?
:...Wait a minute. I'm a little late, aren't I?
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