The Red Sigil Hijackings; The Cult of the Red Sigil

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If you do not know who is making this, my name is Typer Tom. It's a personal name, and for my real name- I want to be anonymous. I am here to talk about some really interesting case I have been trying to solve for a while now. For many months on end, I was taping and recording various channels throughout local and national levels. I was trying to figure something out, but I would probably be scarred and ending up getting nowhere. Well, this is everything so far on what I have got. I finally will be able to tell all of you with this one article. Despite the name of fucking "Troll" in Trollpasta. This thing was no joke or troll. It really happened, but the channels with their greedy asses wanted to hide the proof for their own image.
== What is this thing I will not stop talking about? ==
Well, back when I was Teen Taper Tom, I was trying to tape a Nickelodeon show for personal archive reasons. I wanted to save a little personal piece of nostalgia. I was going out of my living room to grab something in our bigger room next door. The thing was, I did not know what was going to happen. I was searching for a good moment or two for one of my spare empty tapes, before I suddenly heard a scream in what appeared to be Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob. I immediately got jumped and ran into the living room exited. I was finally going to capture the episode of my dreams, an edgy, scary, and probably very cringey lost episode of whatever show I stumble upon. 
=== Hijacking #1. SpongeBob SquarePants ===
When I looked up on the screen, I was disappointed. I thought I got a good moment, but it was just Mr. Krabs bleeding on the floor, separated from his shell. Lying dead on some sort of Red Sigil. I was waiting for more, but there was none. After a good 5 seconds, the credits rolled, but they were black, but the text for the credits were glowing bloody red. I stopped the recording of the tape and ejected it. I waited for anything more important to happen, but Nickelodeon went back to normal. I quickly put my newly recorded tape in the VHS player and rewound it to see what killing did I mainly missed. I managed to catch the rest of the hijacking. 
==== What happened? Who killed Mr. Krabs? ====
Basically, SpongeBob was looking down on the floor depressed more than emobob fuckyoupants. And then a red sigil suddenly appeared on the wall by Squidward's counter, glowing red. SpongeBob looked at it with a curious face, with his depressed ass mainly still showing. It was nighttime and nobody was at the Krusty Krab other than him. SpongeBob walked toward the sigil and picked up a note on the floor. The note was somehow in cursive, and I was unable to read it. SpongeBob did not say anything and just read the note on the floor. The camera very slow onto a name mentioned on the note, Mr. Krabs, it cut to SpongeBob looking at the note, and giving a little evil smile, a small tear of black liquid comes from his eye. SpongeBob says in his head "Very well, I will do what you wish, he never pays me. I can't wait to kill his greedy ass!" The screen faded to black. Mr. Krabs was at his house counting money happily. The angle changed to get a good view of Mr. Krabs and the door to his room. SpongeBob opens the door with a collection of cash and a rope in his hands. He lures Mr. Krabs closer to him with the money in his hand. When Mr. Krabs got his big meaty claws on the money, SpongeBob tied him up with the rope, kicked him down the stairs, and follows it out the door. Mr. Krabs was visibly scared, but he remained silent. It faded to black again for a good 20 seconds. SpongeBob puts on a dark cultist robe with red bubbles on it. Mr. Krabs was in the center of the previously mentioned sigil. He asked SpongeBob on what he is going to do and where he kept the money he offered earlier. SpongeBob just smiled, and said "You are such a cruel motherfucker who cannot even pay his own employees." Mr. Krabs then shocked replied with "What?" SpongeBob then gave a little speech on his actions Mr. Krabs did in previous episodes, even mentioning the episode's titles. How he made Plankton suffer to suicide in One Course Meal, all that shit. Before SpongeBob proceeded to whisper one last line with Mr. Krabs "Arrgh, me SpongeBob, you will never get me money." Before backing away from Mr. Krabs as he struggles in the rope he is trapped in. SpongeBob then begins to chant in a whispery voice something I could not even understand, it was not even in Latin like some may predict. SpongeBob then pulled out a dagger from his pocket and stabs Mr. Krabs exactly 17 times, before stepping on his head and cracking his shell. He unties Mr. Krabs and separates his shell from his dead and naked body. He leaves the scene with a smile, and you know the rest.
After watching through the tape, I went and turned the news on. One long boring hour later, I finally got some more information. The News basically just did cover everything I just said about the episode. The hijacking was the result of what is known as "The Cult of the Red Sigil" due to the cult having the same red sigil from the Hijacking of the SpongeBob episode. They use the sigil for sacrifices and rituals. They were one of the most dangerous cults out there and mainly dwell in the state of New York. Some territories of the cult even stretch out to New Jersey and Pennsylvania. The cult themselves would go on to be involved in more hijackings. Unfortunately, due to the greedy asses of the companies, I cannot show you any screenshots. You're on your own.
== More Information About the Cult of the Red Sigil ==
The Cult as mentioned earlier, are primarily in New York, but can also be seen in Pennsylvania and New Jersey. Basically, the cult themselves worships some sort of Red Sigil. The Red Sigil can be compared to graffiti with the center. With at least 2 line-connected points. The text ring on the outside is made out of runes, only the cult knows this runic language. It is how they secretly communicate and do their rituals with. I also gathered information with their actions on the news. From what I can gather, the Cult worships their old god that can be communicated only through the Red Sigil. Compared to Satanism. The God of the Red Sigil is considered to be the ruling God of Carnage and Purge. The Red Sigil Cult appeases their Red Sigil God by doing sacrifices of humans and animals, very dark rituals where people spill their own blood, religious book reading, and profane and sometimes emotional sermons. It is said that when the time comes, the Cult will take over the United States in a sacred night with the date yet to be announced. This is the main prophecy the cult talks about whenever they get the chance.
=== What is the prophecy of the Red Sigil God? ===
This was the special night when the Red Sigil God, along with an army of other Gods, would kill everyone not faithful to them. With the ones who did not get killed in that first wave dying of suicide. There was going to be crying and screaming of the non-believers, and many would be captured for sacrifices in a great ritual with the Red Sigil God himself. All we know is that the entire events will take place from 3:00 A.M. to sunrise. Very edgy shit. The cult themselves wanted to warn everyone of this prophecy by hijacking a bunch of different TV channels. Which would explain every hijacking going to be mentioned over here. This should be some key information you would want to know about the Cult itself.
==== Does the cult ever get into trouble by the law? ====
Unfortunately, not much. It is quite rare for an officer to arrest a member of the cult. Nor can they every find any central headquarters of the cult. It's speculated that the cult uses a basement and dig an underground temple where they do their rituals at. It was to be in a very good hiding spot.
== Information about the Hijackings ==
This was not the first Hijacking the cult did. That first Hijacking is disappointingly fucking lost. Yikes. However, there were more significant hijackings rather than just the SpongeBob Hijacking. I do not know if any of you have heard the channel I am about to mention, but I just wanted to mention it. There was a back-then new local channel in my area that was meant for Schools and was dedicated to not only the lessons and teachers, but also the students at the schools. It was called, surprise surprise, The School Channel. (TSC) What a name. Whoever wrote that name deserves a fucking raise. Now, there were a series of hijackings that took place at that channel. Much more than any other channel mentioned in here. It was easy to target for the cult, and it was near the cult location. There was one particular show that was the most popular from the channel, that it was on national news at one point. The Show itself was the target for the hijackings. The show was called, "The good friendz" with a z. It was mainly about the adventures of a young boy in a high school, with a bunch of other characters on the show. All of whom were animated. There were Nerds, Bullies, Goths, Emos, Preppy Kids, and so much more. The thing that made the show so popular was the fact that none of them were stereotyped like some shows do. It was their equivalent of SpongeBob SquarePants. Sadly though, the channel had to shut down, you know why. Luckily for us, I managed to tape a part of the show! (Hooray!) 
=== Hijacking #2. Good Friendz ===
The time was 6:00 P.M. the current episode that was airing was Good Friendz. There was a scene where the main character and his crush were looking up at the sky. It was nighttime. One of the bullies were right next to them. The bully was called Parasite, I think. Mainly due to the fact the character was annoying and being small compared to the other characters. Parasite was laying on a small towel in front of the 2 main characters and looks up at the stars. In the normal episode, he looks for the Scorpio constellation, but in the hijacked version, sees a sigil instead of the skies. The other 2 characters above were quite confused on what was in the sky. By the time the other 2 characters were shown again laying on towels, Parasite was not to be seen. The characters get up like in the original version, only to see Parasite dead behind the tree. Looking like he was being crushed. This Hijacking this time had an offscreen death rather than one onscreen. Inscribed on the tree was a green glowing sigil. Similar to the red one, but the runes and the shape in the center being changed. The Green Sigil looked more plant-like compared to the original Red Sigil. Also being inscribed on the tree was "The nuisance has been squished." Candles flickered around the scene as parasite blinks one last time, before his eyes closed for good. All this while the other 2 characters are screaming. A technical difficulties screen rolled, and the hijacking ends.
==== Is there cults for other colored sigils? ====
Yes, there are. The second hijacking confirmed this. News comes up after every hijacking mentioned over here. So, as for additional lore you fucking nerds, yes, there are more sigils. There are different sigils of different colors. Each having their own cult. All the cults are allied with the Red Sigil Cult. The so called "army of other gods" is referring to the other sigils. All these sigils are similar to the Red Sigil cult in nature. With some differences here and then. For example, the Pink Sigil cult is a cult that cuts genitalia of males and females. Meanwhile, the Darker Blue Sigil Cults sometimes drown sacrificial victims. All of which are allied with the Red Sigil. Often times, the cults would often ally with each other would organize crime incidents. One incident to be mentioned was a riot near a large outdoor shopping mall. Most, if not all of the rioters have gotten away, and the riot lasted pretty fast, yet damaging to the property. It was known as "The great riot" to the cultists. They see it as an event to rejoice for. And the rioting was manly caused due to the cult dealing with a few officers going in while being recognized. And the rioting was part of a special ritual aligned on a specific calendar. You see, they had black robes with red markings on them. With unique markings for each member. And the markings were like the sigils, with different colors depending on the cult. Many stores have been robbed and damaged. There were also loads of graffiti everywhere. The outdoor shopping mall was evacuated during the incident. 7 months later, there was a reincarnating incident. 
===== The reincarnating incident =====
This is a mix between hijacking and killings, sort of. You see, each cult had their own 'Virtual Master' which was active on the cult and was in charge of guiding it through the media. However, there was a hijacking that also occurred on The School Channel. However, it does not get its own section because we already did that to the same show. But basically, during an episode of Good Friendz, the episode cut to a ritual immediately in the dark. There were loads of hooded characters in different colored cult hoods. The leader (the one in the red marking) knelt down and says something in a whispery voice in the same runic language mention earlier with his hand to his heart. Subtitles were also on the hijacking. So, when translated, it meant "With the end of the heart, and my devotion to you on the other side, I pass on my legacy, with this next sacrifice, and a kiss, I die, as I pass it on to the real world. The next generation. Hail #######." (I forgot the name of the god, fucking hell.) He lies down in the center of the red sigil, and closes his eyes, as if he was trying to fall asleep. Someone with white markings on their robe stands by and stabs him in the heart, killing him. Then kicking the body down somewhere. The other characters leave the circle and go single file line through a doorway. They walk to the end of some sort of platform, then the rest is lost when I taped it. Phooey. Well, I am sure there could be another witness to what I just described. Anyway, my guess is that they are out finding new sacrifices. That is just what would be plausible from cults like these. I remember getting a 2 second clip from the next part of it. But the only thing that I remember from it was the one with the dark purple marking on their robe just disappears after one second of my attempt to record the rest. After which however, the news said the cults got new leaders. These ones however being ACTUAL people. 
== Did you tape any other Hijackings? ==
Of course I did. Exactly 3 more to mention here. Sadly, I only have recordings of the important 5 I recorded. There are indeed more, but most of them apparently have been lost. If you guys want, speculate about them in the comments. But anyways, they hijacked more channels than just Nickelodeon and The School Channel. 
=== Hijacking #3. Little Einsteins ===
This one, like the 2nd hijacking I mentioned, has the characters being the victim, instead of being the ones doing the killing. In this hijacking, Leo, Quincy, Annie, and June are flying in their Rocket normally until a storm comes around when they are flying over the woods. Leo starts to struggle controlling Rocket, and the others are afraid. Suddenly, a lightning bolt strike Rocket, causing the vehicle to crash down into the woods. Miraculously, everyone is somehow alive, with Rocket only being hurt here, and the characters having a little bruise or two. But nothing major, really. Leo assures Rocket that they will try to fix him after they deal with the situation at hand. As for the scenery, it was a clearing in the woods. The trees somehow got runes inscribed on them, and it was raining. Suddenly 4 strange shadows, presumably cult members, are looming above the gang. One of them simply says. "Hmmm... Children..." Evil smiles somehow came with the shadows. Leo, Quincy, Annie, and June look scared. Annie then asks the shadows, 'Who are you? And what are you going to do to us?" Before it cuts to black for a few seconds. The credits rolled, with static in the background. If you looked closely in the static, you could see the dead bodies of Leo, Quincy, Annie, and June on top of a Red Sigil, probably shot or stabbed. A technical difficulty screen then appears. And the channel goes back to normal.
=== Hijacking #4. Pingu ===
The hijacking is pretty more into the original show. Pingu and his sister, Pinga, are walking around the icy landscape as normal. They encounter an icy lake in which they find the corpse of their seal friend. Bleeding, stabbed, his intestines showing. Pingu and Pinga get very worried. Suddenly, 2 pairs of fins from mysterious older penguins take Pingu and Pinga away. It cuts to black for a few seconds, then it cuts to the episode. in the next hijacked scene, Pingu and Pinga are on a block of ice above the same Red Sigil we are all familiar with. At this point, the rest of the hijackings mentioned being fucking the same. So, it looks like we are going to have to be just referring the iconic Red one as just "The Cult Sigil" yeah, that. Anyway, surrounding the cult sigil is a circle of at least 7 robed adult penguins, all with their hoods on and having the same red markings as the rest of the cult. Pingu and Pinga look visibly scared. 6 of the 7 penguins are holding candles, while the other one is holding a sacrificial dagger. The penguin holding the dagger says something surprisingly in the same language in the ACUAL show. Albeit nobody viewing it is going to understand it. The penguin then stabs Pinga first with the dagger. And takes out her organs, one, by one. Before finally getting to, uh, how do we say this without getting the NSFW category? ... Her uh, female penguin organ... yeah... And kissing it. Yeah. And after that, he dropped the organs and stabbed Pingu as well, without dissecting him and kissing his, Male Penguin organ. Oof. The channel went off air for a little while, then it went back to normal.
=== Hijacking #5. The Backyardigans ===
This one has no violence compared to the other hijackings. Sadly, this makes the episode more underwhelming. Austin, Pablo, Tyrone, Uniqua, and Tasha were playing in their background like a normal episode, until a mysterious voice came out of the windows of Pablo's house. 2 silhouettes of Pablo's parents could be seen through the windows. "Pablo! Pablo! We need you, now, now!" Pablo immediately ran inside his house. He stays in there for a few seconds before coming out, holding bags. His friends ask what is going on. But Pablo said that he had no time left to explain, his family was going to have to evacuate for an unmentioned reason. Pablo says a sad goodbye to his friends, with loads of hugs and crying, before Pablo with his parents leave the house. it then cuts to Pablo and his parents running away in a chase seen, although you can only see Pablo and a bunch of shadows. Pablo hides behind a log in the woods inscribed with woods. Before he hears screaming. After a few seconds of cowering behind the stump, he ran again for a while. He ran until he bumps into a tree, and then it cuts to black. Followed by some red text saying, "You can never escape us kids, you shall bow down to our master. Our savior." before the hijacking ends. No mention of what happened to Pablo nor his parents. But we can assume Pablo's parents are dead. The credits rolled as normal. But that was only at what appeared to be the beginning of the episode. 
== Conclusion ==
So, those were all the hijackings I could mention, at least I could get it out there. Oh, and by the way, if by anyone has any update with the information of the lost media incidents. Let me know in the comments, or maybe even somebody writing their own article about what they have got. Help your buddy Taper Tom out. But, please, no misinformation on the topic. Give us some proof of that information. And if by any chance the channels and their greedy asses try to stop you, just explain it in words. I guess that is that. hopefully more information can come out soon...
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