A story built half a word at a time

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This is the dumbest idea I’ve had in a long time, and I doubt that it will work.
==Rules!==
#You begin a word by writing the first part of a word and ending it with a hyphen/dash (-). The hyphen indicates that the word is unfinished.
#Another user must finish the unfinished word, e.g. if one user types “sho-”, another user must complete the word by changing “sho-” to “should”, “shoe”, “shocking”, etc.
#You do not need to write exactly half a word, for example, it’s OK for the first “half” to have 3 letters and the second half to have five.
#One-letter words (”I” and “a”) may not be included in the story for obvious reasons.
Category:Moccasins
== Sto-ry ==
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=== Afternoon in Moccasinia===
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=== Mocked? ===
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