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That time NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE during my sojourn on the internet

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Dude, those fucking things were huge, like WTF?
==So there I was==
minding my own business, dressed up in my white commemorative hood signed by Lester Maddox and my too-tight white-man pants, two-finger hunt-and-peck style typing on the internet, telling the losers at some commie ass clown site all about the things the white man has lost and how much we want them back and shit. Like, bridge over troubled waters shit.
==and these fucking niggers==
come out of nowhere, all smiley faces and googily eyes and teeth up in there, and instead of going for the stuff in ma's basement they make a break-dance line straight towards my page.
==so I pulled out my laptop==
to wipe the net clean of these monstrocities, but when I go to edit my page it's all gang-tackled, colorized and frozen-up hoody style, WTF? 
I immediately stomped my feet, tore my hair, and threw an epic good-ole-boy hissy fit, and within seconds incurred a major sinistral external abrasion, a loose areolar connective tissue bruise, and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously, NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE!
==See also==
*That time I was nearly raped by a negro during my sojourn to the post office
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That time Stephen Hawking ran over my cat during my sojourn in Oxford

Dude, that fucking robo-scientist was insane. Like, WTF?
===...===
So there I was sitting in my fucking garage, doing my obsessive worshipping thing with my autographed photo of Salma Hayek, right? Like badass fanboy shit. So yeah, like, I decided to let my tabby Whiskers out to play and shit.
===...===
But then fucking Stephen Hawking comes out of nowhere, electric wheelchair and all, and instead of coming over to discuss with me the fundamentals of string theory, he makes a wheelchairline straight for my cat. 
===...===
So I ran over and tried to stop him, but the crazy bastard cranked up his wheelchair to full speed and flattened Whiskers! WTF? 
The cat's mangled body had a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
===...===
No, seriously. Stop laughing, dammit! You have to believe me. Stephen Hawking ran over my cat.
==See Also==
*Stephen Hawking ran over my cat
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
*That time I didn't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation during my sojourn in Panera
*Holocaust denial denial denial denial denial
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That time a bunch of youths made fun of my bald head during my sojourn to Bethel

Dude, those fucking little children were pure evil. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
walking along the road to Bethel, minding my own business, doing my prophet thing, working wonders, trying to convert everyone to Yahweh, right? Like, with real badass miracles and shit,
==and these youths==
come out of town, all hyped-up and wicked from Baal-worshipping or boredom or something, and they immediately start making fun of my bald head! They were all like, "Go up, thou bald head! Go up, thou bald head!" I know you're from the future, and it doesn't sound that offensive, but... It was as if they were calling me "Jew-boy"!
==so I turned around==
and looked at the little shits, and called out a curse upon them in the name of Yahweh
==and then these two she bears==
come out of the woods and rip 42 of them to shreds! Hallelujah! Make my day! 
I went on up to Mount Carmel without a scratch on my body but with a wicked nice suntan.
No, seriously. I, the great prophet , nearly let some little punks get away with mocking my bald head.
==See also==
*That time I was nearly raped by Ham after my sojourn through the deluge
*That time I nearly ran out of loaves and fishes during my sojourn in Bethsaida
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That time a newt entered my belly during my sojourn on iCarly

Dude, that fucking thing is huge. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
working of the set of iCarly, doing my Miranda Cosgrove thing with the obnoxious teen sitcoms shit and the rest of the iCarly cast, right? Like, Nickelodeon badass shit.
==and this fucking newt==
bursts onto the set, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the rest of the cast, he makes a newtline straight for me.
==so I pulled out my==
hammer and beat the shit out of the thing, and it crawls inside my uterus! WTF?
I barely got away with a massive bulging abdomen and a severed brachialis cervix.
No, seriously. It really entered my uterus.
==See also==
*A newt wizard did it
*iCarly
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That time some prick nearly drowned us all during his sojourn on the Titanic

==So there I was==
sailing along nicely on the biggest and safest ship ever built, when what did I spy? but a common braggart scoundrelling the chambermaids and guzzling all the champagne like a common chimney pig. Verily he did ruinYou ruin everything; Ruinner!!! what was an otherwise sophisticated aristocratic affair.
==I was about to waylay the skell when an iceberg==
loomed out of the water past the bow, glistening in the moonlight shining like a heavenly angel. My shocked delight turned to trepidation when I realized the mammoth instead slipped along the water making an icebergline unswervingly towards the ship.
==I knew then the sinner must have been==
the reason for the devil's unholy retribution towards us all. I made way to accost the stranger but his elbows iniquitous blow to my center impeded my just actions. His hasty escape into the lifeboat was unimpeded by the righteous bellows of my compatriots. 
I gave chase but the icy waters of the Atlantic cooled my keenness for vengeance and he did assuredly escape, leaving me with naught but a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial. 
Notwithstanding and to be truly somber, the iceberg called forth by that pagan sorcerer nearly drowned us all.
 
 
 
 
 
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*That time I nearly drowned during my sojourn on the Titanic
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The

The is also a common misspelling of the commonly used word teh, usually abbreviated as9.
==History==
Why on earth would you care about researching the word the?
*touches self and cries*
You I mean, not me of course.
The began as an orphaned love child of the Spanish articles el and la, "el" evidently being the deserting father who doesn't pay child support, and "la" the drug-addicted mother. On the day of The's birth, the English language was born, and Latin died in a cataclysmic explosion. The is most likely the most famous thing in the history of the world, seeing as it is the most commonly used word. Every time you read, write, hear or say the, you are fueling The's propaganda network. For such a powerful force, The is very sublime, and is the least remembered word of the average sentence.
==Modern use==
The is also a very sneaky character. Not only will you, on average, not remember its use, but it resides within other words. For example, The can be found cleverly hiding in them, they, thermal, them, then, thespian, their, goatherd, and them. It also obfuscates, as in about psycho the rapist.
The is the most common word in the Brown Corpora.
==The in Law==
The has taken up the family business of his neglectful parents, being an article. The main competitor of the The monopoly is 'a', or in some cases, in which the 'a' feels lonely, 'an'. The can be used in front of almost any noun, except names, and even occasionally verbs. 'The' was almost killed, and had to be placed in emergency treatment after the start of the common use of the word 'teh'. This imposter to the Glorious The consistently and violently raped The, namely by avid computer nerds, and people socially challenged. This rape case quickly ascended to the Somewhat Important, Though Not Necessarily Supreme Court of Vocabulary and Grammar, one of the highest funded organizations in the U.S., almost doubling FEMA's annual budget. Completely surprisingly, some people have taken offense to this. In the court case, The's lawyers swiftly brought an end to the legality of 'teh'. The use of 'teh' not in quotation marks is– now– illegal, punishable by lynching, burning, huffing, or death by Cher.
*The is not to be mistaken for the. The The is not the other the, because the The doesn't have the the's lower case 't', as in the. The the is more common than the The, for the the doesn't do the specific functions the The does do. The The deserves the the to be set to the 'the' form for the the isn't as good as the The, and the The is the The as a noun, not an article. The The creates the the, the article. If the said sentence is true, the the is the The's offspring, making 'T' to 't' the defining thing between the father and the son, as in the the and the The.
The also cures A.I.D.S.
==The in other languages==
The in Gaeilge is burger.
==See also==
*Da
*T3H
*Thee
*Thy (Thine)
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The 50/50 Rule

The 50/50 rule states that everything has a fifty percent chance of either working in a person's favour or not. Unfortunately, this applies to everyone BUT you, who has a 100% percent chance of bad luck, and who's life has been, and will continue to be, miserable for the rest of eternity. It is therefore used but the PFP (People For Pessimism) as their life motto. 
== Orgin of the 50/50 rule ==
The 50/50 rule, also known as Zoidal's Law, was discovered in 1897 B.C, by the greatest thinker of mankind, Old man Cedric. 
Being the notorious criminal he was, Cedric found himself in jail quite often in his senile years. While rotting in his cell, he often told his cell mate that neither of them was actually there. Embedded journalist Clark Kent successfully died during an attempt to record such a session and was then fired for major incompetence.
== Applications of the 50/50 rule ==
The 50/50 rule has been used repeatedly in the sciences, including Haemotolotherapy, Amalgamation, Gastropodulatory Science and, most notably, in Cake Baking.
== Things that might possibly have a 50% chance of being theoretically possible. Maybe. ==
:1. Canada was built by the aliens, as were the pyramids.
:2. Broccoli is the number one cause of cancer
:3. Your mum is actually your sister.
:4. McDonald's legally owns the White House.
:5. Blibble, the dear pet hamster you owned as a child, is planning a counter attack on the Emos tonight at 7, channel 12.
:6. Finding a kid that actually likes Brussels sprouts.
:7. Pi is exactly 3.
:8. By reading this you are agreeing that I, Joe Magnum, own all of your possessions and assets.
:9. You are not reading this.
:10. Barney is going godzilla on your car.
:11. Space leeks are ABOUT to go ape-shit crazy on your ass, it is proven that they will it's just a matter of time.
:12.You are your own grandpa
:13.Your cat has the hots for you
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The Babe Over There On The Right

The Babe Over There On The Right is a stand-alone page of the internally famous, often overlooked, and culturally underrated website Uncyclopedia. It is a page created for one purpose only: To be included in the "See also" section of the article People Who Like to Fuck Naked, so that the red color of an unlinked article doesn't interfere with the scenery. When the casual observer looks at the page, the reason for creating this link will become clear.
==Other Uses==
In order to incorrectly use this stand-alone and one purpose article, other people may want to link "The Babe Over There On The Right" to the "See also" section on their pages. The Wikipedian mega-bureaucracy, in order to take control of the before-mentioned scenery, may actually make it mandatory for its editors to include this "See also" link on all of its articles. But its only purpose is exactly as stated above, in the lead.
==Stub status==
This page may always be a stub, and there is nothing inherently wrong in this. Stubs exist so that articles of normal length can have something to compare themselves to. And this stub may be the first stub to reach featured article status, well exceeding its expectations, which actually was only one, as stated above, in the lead.
==Cultural Uses==
The term "See also, The Babe Over There On The Right" has become a catchphrase or innernest meme in the culture of the early 21st Century, and appears internationally on T-Shirts, party napkins, and greeting cards. It has also appeared as a throwaway line on 'Curb Your Enthusiasm', was used by cultural social critic and bulemic Kathy Griffin, and became the title of songs, many of which included the lyric:
See also The Babe Over There On The Right/She makes my lonely days alright/She's so damn hot, and so friggin' outtasight/You can see the stars at night but See also The Babe Over There On The Right. 
Yet no matter how large its fame or academic importance grows, how many books and artworks have been created using it as their main theme, or how many learned and honored foundations and agencies are organized around it, it has only one purpose, as stated above, in the lead.
==Xibereicweat==
"See also, The Babe Over There On The Right", when addressed by the Catholic Church, the Moslem Brotherhood, and the Church of the Latter Day Saints, recently became known as the Xibereicweat, roughly translated as "Look There, The Mother Goddess Whore see her by the side". The Xibereicweat, demonized by some and dignified by others, has quickly become a Saint of Discordianism and one definition of Jah's mate in Rastafari. But the Xibereicweat's only purpose, religious or secular, is as stated above, in the lead.
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The Battle Bus

The Battle Bus is an exact copy of the cabinet room from 10 Downing Street, which is used by the British Government in times of war, crisis or election, to take the most influential and important politicians on the road, to minimise the risk of their deaths.
The appearance of the Battle Bus is unknown, for security reasons.
The bus itself bristles with high-tech equipment, and internally is indistinguishable from the room in Downing Street, where the cabinet usually meets. Just picture the White House Situation Room from the TV series "West Wing" and you'll have it. This attempt at continuity assists the cabinet in difficult times.
Often during these same difficult times Winston Churchill and Queen Elizabeth liked to take road trips to the Lake District in the Battle Bus. They could travel anonymously watching the teeming masses from the comfort of the upper deck while enjoying a few pints of gin and tonic.
==The Parody==
The American television series Star Trek: The Next Generation parodied The Battle Bus with a second bridge in The Enterprise contained in the engine section of the ship. In times of crisis, the fictional ship separated its saucer section from the engines, and the crew who were best at fighting withdrew to The Battle Bridge.
Needless to say, when episodes containing this satire were aired in Britain in the early 1990's, the then Prime Minister of Britain, Charles Kennedy, angrily instigated a ban on the export of Marmite to America. No-one noticed. Ten years later, this ban was lifted. No-one noticed.
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The Battle of Schrute Farms

The Battle of Schrute Farms is probably the most important battle in all of American history. Along with being the most Northen place in the American Civil War, the battle is significant in almost every way possible, and is a grueling reminder of the reason why beets are still Americans’ least favorite fruit. White washed history tells us that this battle was just a fake battle for conspiracists, but in reality the true story was written to make it less significant in every way possible. Images taken at the site were Photoshopped to make it all seem like a joke. For example the only photo ever taken there was edited to make the farmers look homosexual (as shown on the right).
== Detailed History ==
In the year of our Lord 1963, five months after the battle of the falsely claimed northern most battle "Gettysburg", the battle of the Schrutes began. Starting with the DPA (Deaths Per Arce) of the battle, it was found that ten out of ten Americans who fought in the battle died of boredom in the battle. As a famous and important american once said, "DPA sounds way more important than total deaths".The American Society of Schrutes (ASS) The letters of the battle were heart wrenching. One such letter describes the rebs as "literally yanking off our arms and legs, eating our brothers and starting the tread of incest that would spread in the south"The American Society of Schrutes (ASS). Such history is very important to states like Alabama.The American Society of Schrutes (ASS)
Another letter was written to a mother of one of the brave Americans who fought on this hallowed ground. A German man wrote to his mother named Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff IV, Senior, at the battle, stating, "Dearest mother I’m sorry it has been so long since my last letter. It is three months since I arrived at Schrute Farms and I fear I may never leave this place alive. Melvin Fifer Garris."The American Society of Schrutes (ASS) This gut wrenching letter was handed to the mail man the exact moment Robert E Lee took up his father's sword and smote him, which literally killed him.
=== Fake News ===
Fakes nudes of the battle are rampant in history. Such is true with the historical association of the civil war, stating that the battle was just a code word for sissys and strippers to have fun in. Compared to the underground railroad (which, by the way, is black propaganda), this battle is actually NOT this but is rather a brutel battle in the war of american slaves.The American Society of Schrutes (ASS)
=== Regiments in attendance ===
The regiments in attendance failed to raise their hands when roll call happened, so we have no idea who was there. The only man who survived the battle had dementia and forgot why he was there. Luckily, a local archeologist discovered the remnants of beets, and sold them to his mom, who died after eating it, confirming that the time period was during the Civil War.
==References==
The Bawdy Bard

As you may have surmised from the title, the is an article about Shakespeare, or as he's like to be called, Ol' Billy Shakes. This is not an article about where Billy was born (Stratford-upon-Avon), or how many sonnets he wrote (154). Instead this is an article about the content of his writing. The subtleties and nuance that fly over the head of most readers. Though, to be completely fair, many of Billy's readers are coerced to ingest his work by educators. That is neither here nor there, and this is about how bawdy the Bard is truly.
==History==
Chances are you've heard of Shakespeare. He was the Bard of Avon. He was the dude in the funny collar who wrote all those plays. Like that one where the kids were in love and then killed themselves (Romeo and Juliet), or the one where those fairies pull the old switch-a-roo and all the humans end up with the wrong people (A Midsummer Night's Dream).
He's also pretty well known for his romantic sonnets.
What isn't realized by the people who are forced to partake in his delightful work, is that he is a man of the people. He was insanely popular. A celebrity of his time. It could also be said that he was, in the words of Winston Churchill
But, most importantly, he was a human. And humans have needs. Even with the heavy glare of Puritan moralities boring into his soul, sex was present in a lot of his work. It's just a matter of knowing what to look for.
==The Plays==
===Tragedies===
*Romeo and Juliet
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***Dude is saying, "After I push those guys away, I'm gonna take their women against their own wall."
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***Same character. His mind still on his member this time, talking it about it erect and "standing." He is a pretty piece of flesh, after all.
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***This gem, said to Juliet as a child, so we're all understanding here, is just telling her that one day she'll fall on her back instead. You know, for sex.
*Hamlet
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***Apparently "keen" means different things to the pair of them, but Hamlet promises to make her moan, at least.
===Comedies===
*Much Ado About Nothing
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*** Nothing was common slang for a woman's genitalia. Because they had "no thing" where the men had a thing. So, the play is just about a bunch of guys making a huge deal about the nothing between a woman's legs. 
*All's Well That Ends Well
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***In this instance, "date" is a euphamism for penis, and pie for vagina (for lack of a better word). There's an argument that this could translate to something akin to, "Go screw yourself, because nobody else wants to taste your dry junk."
*Henry VIII
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***There's several ways to break this down. To "queen it" is to be a prostitute. But beyond that, this Old Lady is asking if the character Anne has the gumption to do the duke. To fulfill his needs and bear his children.
==The Sonnets==
*Sonnet 151
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***Shakespeare is straight up personifying his penis. His sonnets are personal, close. The series written for The Dark Lady were all lewd and carnal. They touched on the depths of lust. His penis rose and pointed at her, claiming her as his.