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Being Followed

Let me tell you my story, since I have nobody else to talk to.
I know it's not the most sinister, or even creepy story, but regardless, it is all true. It is the story of what I have been through in the last few, terrible months.
You see, the thing is, for quite a while already, I had began to think I was getting paranoid. Very paranoid, not just a little. I have the feeling that people are following me, and they are getting more every day. I get the feeling they want to know everything about me, every last little detail. I have already tried to make my life as boring as possible in an effort to make them loose interest, but it seems to have the opposite effect.
I know that the number of people that spy on me grows larger each and every day. They are everywhere now, and I really...I don't know what to do any more. No matter where I hide, they find me, so quickly. It's horrifying. You know, at first, I thought it was all in my head. But not now. Now I have proof.
I can't deny it any longer. There are literally thousands following me. Thousands! Every waking hour, and perhaps even while I sleep, they are there, lurking in the shadows, waiting to pry every last secret from my mind.
What could I have possibly done to deserve this? Am I being punished for the sins of another life? All I want is a peaceful night of sleep, but they will never, ever leave me alone. They have even started to send me little messages, demanding more information, demanding that I lay open my very soul to them. Demanding more and more and more!
While I sat here and writing this, I realized that I have finally hit the end of the road. There is only one thing left I can do.
Only one way out.
I have already written a short farewell note, explaining my final act to those that are left behind. Especially to my friends, all those who have stuck with me through good and bad times. They deserve an explanation for why I would do this.
I am simply too afraid to loose my sanity. I can't stand this pressure any longer.
I will end it all, and then they can't follow me any more. Nobody can ever follow me again!
I will finally have my peace back.
Tonight is the night.
The night I finally delete my Twitter account.
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Beings

Have you ever felt... a strange sensation of being constantly watched? Or a cold breath behind your neck? Oh, don't worry, I'm not talking about ghosts, or spirits. I'm talking about them...
The Beings.
They are only called that way because people don't yet know what are they. Let me explain this better...
"Beings" are, well, beings, who are invisible to the human eye. At least 95% of the time. Maybe they are from another dimension. Maybe they have a superior intelligence, who knows. But there is something that we are certain about the Beings... they are always there.
Always watching.
Waiting.
For the right time.
They are not spirits; they are not dead. Spirits are energy that can't harm you. However... They can.
P.S. They are slender. VERY slender.
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Ben's Little Girl

Here, there are no bad dreams
Just that sleep you yearned for.
Ben, will you sleep in that wanted peace?
Or will you simply drown them all in bloody streams?
Now, now, my father, come and rest your head
They may have not tried to tell you but you can even tell that you're dead.
Believe it or not, it is still true.
Ben, my father, come and sleep as you must:
We all leave this world sometime.
Your eyes, once filled with such trust, are now emptied with anger divine.
Daddy, you seem so much younger.
And yet much more older.
Since you've an soul with insatiable hunger.
Just go to your eternal sleep.
And let me be your crying shoulder...
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Ben's Mask

So i used to play Majora's Mask, but not anymore...
I was on my computer one nice summer day, when i downloaded an emulator called 1964. I downloaded a rom of Super Mario 64. It was pretty creepy. Like, you could screw with Mario's face in this version! And his hat looked to be covered in HYPER-REALISTIC blood. But that's another great story. Onto Majora. So i got a rom of Majora's Mask. And i loaded it into the emulator. but, the title said Majora's Mask 64. I screamed so load it woke up my dog who bit me on the butt. and HYPER-REALISTIC blood came out. My dog stood up on his hind legs and started to talk to me. He took my clothes off anmd put them on himself. My dog told me to get on the floor and start barking. Then my dog started to play Majora's Mask 64. It started off with the normal file select, except there was a file already. it was named NEW FILE.exe.I started to bark a the screen, and my dog said to go in the kennel. I did. Then when he hit start, the screen went gray. but the gray looked HYPER-REALISTIC.
There was also a bunch of black boxes deforming all over the screen. Then, it turned blue. another box showed up, and it started to form numbers. The numbers turned into 64. then, to 666. Then, i saw skull kid. He laughed, then turned into the devil. he jumped out of the screen and killed my dog. I ran up to the screen and started barking at the devil. I jumped up and licked his face.
That finsihd him off. But spikes came out of my moniter. and killed me. i went to heaven and god said i could have one wish. i wished for a computer. i tried to get the rom again, but... the website didnt exist. i am now writing this in heaven. the end.
i am now writing this in heaven. the end.
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Ben's Vengeance

They took my eyes.
I was even DROWNED.
You fools will however still see me around.
I will fight for the undead crown.
One by one, I will shut your hearts down.
Souls will be taken from the undeserving.
I will grind their souls, turning and curving.
To those who were filled with delight upon my absence.
I will kill you when you have no defense.
Left in your skeleton will be several dents.
Karma will bite back.
As I get vengeance.
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Ben 10 Drowned

I'm a big fan of Ben 10. I Loooooooooooove Ben 10! But after what I witnessed, it's more like Ben 666! Now this is the story all about how my life got shat all over now sit down and be scared or I will hit you. I was at a strip club when Bertha sat on my lap. A DVD fell out of her pocket from how fast her fatass came crashing down onto my lap. I stole the disc. I went home and put it into my Xbox Series X. The episode started showing the Ben 10 house. It then cut to Ben in prison. The Peppa Pig narrator said "Ben 10 needs your help to get prison! All you have to do is give *someone's phone number* $666 via Apple Pay to bail him out!" It then showed Ben in the ocean doing the Floss. He drowned. It cut to a black screen that said in red "You met a shitty fate m8!" The girl from Ben 10 spat on his corpse and said "is that Zelda?" even though it was Link! This really pissed me off. Women! 😡
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Ben Drowned Is Back

You all know the story about BEN? Yes, you know it but you don't know things that I think it's right because think the thing what happened with Ben was 2010 and in this time it gives GPS and other PC hacking tools.
I mean the people who does it had in the game card and now it isn't now important I am telling rather the story what happened with me and my friend.
It was a Tuesday and I was with a friend. We were like another days from the PC. Then came from a second to another second a message who wrote "want you play" we don't think about it, so I clicked it away and the PC crashed.
Then when the PC restarted came another message where written:
"You can't escape. Play with me or you are going to die."
We thought it was a hacker.
Who wants he's fun then we clicked okay then the PC downloaded a file where was an emulator and the game Majora's Mask. My friend start to play the game and then was there a gamefile with the name Ben. I think then can't be true but it was true. It is happening everything like by Jadusable. I have said I am going now I don't want that BEN to kill me you can play this game when you want it I said to my friend. At the same evening my friend was calling me. He was like sadly and aggressive. I said "what's wrong?".
He said Ben is coming and bring me to the higher layer I said wait I am coming then the television is crushed and the song of unhealing is come I have scared. I was thinking he lives how it can be I have so many questions but I scared about the reality what happened to my friend from there I never see him again.
When Ben is living I don't understand why doesn't people doing anything. I understood that some games from Nintendo at the 90's have lots of problems like, Pokémon Red and Green but that is a little bit overpraise.
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Ben Drowned theme song

(Sing to Ben 10 theme song)
It started when a Nintendo 64 cartridge did what it did
And stuck itself inside his console with secrets that it hid
Now he's got superpowers he's no ordinary kid
He's Ben Drowned
(Sonic.exe sings) "Ben Drowned"
So if you see him then you might be in for a big surprise
He'll turn into a Link Statue before your very eyes
He's slimy, creepy, fast, and strong
He'll make you and your friends die
He's Ben Drowned
(Jeff the Killer sings) "Ben Drowned"
Armed with Powers, he'll slash your face
Killing all people in the human race
He'll never stop till he makes them pay
Cause he's the baddest kid to ruin your day
Ben Drowned
AND THEN A SKELETON POPS OUT AND PERFORMS A MOTHAFUCKING GUITAR SOLO YEEHAW!*
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Ben Is Back

At this time, I'm not sure what is going on. I was using an emulator on my Mac, running the hacked version of Majora's Mask and then this happened. Cleverbot appeared on screen out of nowhere. It said this:
Cleverbot: Well hello there.
User: Ben, stop torturing me!
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You're controlling my computer!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: You know what you've been doing.
Cleverbot: At the moment, or over time?
User: What is wrong with you!?!?!?!
Cleverbot: I am me.
FEBRUARY 21 2011
As soon as it said I am me, the Cleverbot window clicked out and my background had changed. It was the statue.
I yelled, "SCREW YOU!" and unplugged my computer. It didn't shut off, even though I have a burned out battery. I changed it to blue and hit save.
It didn't work. "Oh well," I said to myself. Even if he is now here, then I guess I have my friends to help. I'm going to try to go to sleep. I will be lucky if I can. I'm really tired of this entire crap. I read the one story on this before. They said it was fake, now I'm not so sure. I'll check back if I can, and keep you bungie folks updated. Just keep giving me suggestions on what to do.
Today is Tuesday, 7:14 AM, February 22. I'm not so sure what will happen now. I don't know what I should do either. Apparently I'm not doing a good enough job of explaining myself. Ben was a kid who drowned, and haunted this one guy's game of Majora's Mask for N64. It tortured him.
It even got into his CPU, when he plugged in the capture card. He said he was spreading like a virus, driving people out of their minds with the statue of emptiness.
I'm going to try to go to school soon but if something happens, I'm not sure who to turn to. My friends? Not sure I have many of those other than that, I had dreams about that god "Blam" statue! (I don't like to swear) He turned on my computer.
When I got to it this morning, majoras mask (ROM) was up, his hacked version. I looked at the two save files. You're (3 hearts, no masks.) Next (no hearts? only majoras mask) I tried to close the game, and figured out I couldn't. So I played next. It brought me to the Creepy Mask Salesman, speaking the following:
"Hehehe. You're next. I drowned. You're here. I'm going to have some fun with you" I yelled at the computer and hit close.
It brought up a Mac error message. "You shouldn't have done that.."
Then a loud cackle, like Majora, only real. I looked up from my computer screen to see that my TV was on. All that was on was the news.
Here is what it said:
"Little boy drowns in wash tub, how it could have been prevented."
I think I get it, he doesn't want people to die? That couldn't be true. He is so, evil.
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Ben Shapiro Lego Death Star Copypasta

Alright mom, you think that the Lego Death Star is too expensive of a set for my birthday which hypothetically- hypothetically lets take a look at the facts (which don't care about your feelings) in a situation where, hypothetically, you get it for my birthday. So, we take a look at the numbers it's $499.99 but it has 4,016 pieces, and that means it comes down to a price point of about 12.4 cents per piece and that's a fact, that's a fact (that doesn't care about your feelings). And even though that might be seemingly pricey in comparison to other lego sets, lets take a look at the minifigures. We have Han Solo in a Stormtrooper outfit, we have Luke Skywalker also in a Stormtrooper outfit, these are exclusives for the set since 2001. And it's a fact that you can recreate epic scenes- hypothetically, hypothetically, from A New Hope and Return of The Jedi if I had this set and I think the facts add up, that you should buy me this set (regardless of your feelings)
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Benadryl commercial

"I love to take Benadryl, Benadryl, Benadryl! I love to take Benadryl, when I have allergies to kill!", I sang while going to my local HMV. There is something interesting! They have a lost Benadryl commercial from 1978, from when Pharmacia still makes the medicine. Pharmacia still exists, now only as a film company. So, I got the VHS, and went home singing the same song from when I went to HMV in the first place. I popped the VHS into my VCR, and there is something wrong as fuck. The Benadryl logo looks like an eyesore, with its green and yellow colors. Then, we show a newborn baby with a nasty infected bite, crying super loudly and hyper-realistically as blood squirted out of the infection. I got scared so easily, and my brain told me to keep watching. The camera then zoomed rapidly, ala the healing seal from the late 2000s-early 2010s commercials for Gold Bond, into the baby's mouth. The baby was still crying super fucking loudly and I am getting sick of the crying so easily. Then, the baby continued crying loudly until... BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM! The baby exploded with lots of blood, as the commercial ends. I have been super traumatized from that Benadryl commercial. Two weeks later, I decided to e-mail Pharmacia. I didn't get a response until another two weeks, when it said:
I took their word for it and have Cricket Green drive me to a therapy center, and I had to stay there for two weeks.
The end.
== The Aftermath ==
The next day, I tried to find a video of the commercial that traumatized me, but... I saw something interesting instead that cheered me up! A Viro-Med commercial from 1978! Hurray! I clicked on the video, and I saw the entire commercial that started with the words, "VIRUS FLU". It cheered me up since it was owned by Whitehall, later MASS/Medic, and now Cricket. Consumer Healthcare.
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Benthelunatic

I'm a huge Ben the Looney fan, much like everyone else. I've never watched glitchy or hacked videos before, though I never want to watch any. I was on YouTube, and I saw in my peripheral vision, that Ben The Looney had uploaded a video, as usual and left. I went to see what it was, and I realized that he made a rant on Gravity Falls, and I was like, "AWESOME!!!" cause I'm a big Gravity Falls fan and if anyone were to criticize it, I would break their bones.
it started out normal, UNTIL...
For a split second Ben had this creepy smile on his face, like the beginning of RebelTaxi's video called, "I hate 90s kids". I figured it was a glitch and continued watching. His eyes were red like blood.
Ben said, "Hello. And welcome back to Ben Kills. And when I was a kid, I used to have a penis. But the doctor had it surgically removed. He payed the price though... in BLOOD."
I was scared, I tried changing videos but the mouse was broken. There was nothing I could do, so I continued watching.
The animation was unusually sloppier than normal. Like an amateur animation on Newgrounds or DeviantArt. It still didn't bother me.
"Tonight, I shall be killing John. That bitch owes me money. Lets go."
Everything turned live action, and it was actually Ben The Looney in a black hoodie! He had black eyes with red dots! He had a machete! He walked over to John's house and killed him until he was dead! It was so real! This wasn't acting, it was real! The blood was hyper-realistic, as if you could actually feel the fur.
The art changed, the colors inverted and Ben turned into this:
"Thanks for the money, bitch!" Ben said as he took the money.
I was crying salty hyper-realistic tears. I called 911, the SWAT team, and the armed forces but they never came.
The next day, I messaged Ben about the episode I watched, and this is what he had to say:
"WHERE THE FLUBBERNUGGET DID YOU FIND THAT TAPE?"
I was confused.
"I MADE THAT IN 2001! I made it with a couple friends as a joke and posted it to YouTube that very night. We aren't really that sick. A lot of people hated it, so I buried it, never to be seen again. Tell anyone about this and I swear to God, I'll make a rant video about you."
I spoke with John about the video, and he thought I was crazy. I'm never watching Ben's videos again. Ever.
Bye.
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Beowulf ond Godsylla

Meanehwæl, baccat meaddehæle, monstær lurccen;
Fulle few too many drincce, hie luccen for fyht.
Ðen Hreorfneorhtðhwr, son of Hrwærowþheororthwl,
Æsccen æwful jeork to steop outsyd.
Þhud! Bashe! Crasch! Beoom! Ðe bigge gye
Eallum his bon brak, byt his nose offe;
Wicced Godsylla wæld on his asse.
Monstær moppe fleor wyþ eallum men in hælle.
Beowulf in bacceroome fonecall bemaccen wæs;
Hearen sond of ruccus sæd, "Hwæt ðe helle?"
Graben sheold strang ond swich-blæd scharp
Stond feorth to fyht ðe grimlic foe.
"Me," Godsylla sæd, "mac ðe minsemete."
Heoro cwyc geten heold wiþ fæmed half-nelson
Ond flyng him lic frisbe bac to fen.
Beowulf belly up to meaddehæle bar,
Sæd, "Ne foe beaten mie færsom cung-fu."
Eorderen cocca-cohla yce-coeld, ðe reol þyng.
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Berenstain Bears Lost Episode: "Dead Brother and Sister"

It all started when I worked with Stan and Jan Berenstain making episodes of Berenstain Bears back in late 2003 or early 2004. When I quit working with Stan and Jan, I look at the tape on the ground and it says "Berenstain Bears, lost episode". So, I took the tape home.
I put it on my old VHS. When it started to play, the animation looked very rough, like it wasn't finished yet. The audio was also pitched down two octaves and was very distorted. So after the intro, of course, the episode name was shown.
The name of the episode was "Dead Brother and Sister". As you would expect, I was very shocked. But I thought at first that this was maybe just a morbid joke, seeing how this episode looked somewhat unfinished. So I finally got to see the episode.
The episode started off with Mama and Papa Bear were looking at a newpaper. The animation looks a little bit better here, more like the show's normal quality, although the audio was still very distorted.
The newspaper says "NEW BEAR COUNTRY AIRPORT TRIP".
Papa Bear said "BROTHER, SISTER! WE ARE GOING ON A PLANE TRIP!".
When Brother and Sister Bear came here to go on a plane trip, they are upset.
When The Bear Family goes in the plane, Brother and Sister runs to escape.
Mama yelled "BROTHER AND SISTER. YOU CAME RIGHT BACK NOW!!!".
Brother said "SO LONG, MOM AND DAD!", the cubs began to fall and started to scream and dies.
Mama and Papa started to cry in the table. The crying went on and on, it got more pained, and sounded more realistic, better acting than you would think possible.
The animation started to decay even more as they cried, and you could hear murmuring in the background. The characters could barely be made out, they were stretching and blurring, they looked like deformed shadows with random bright colors thrown on them.
Mama and Papa decided to visit Brother's and Sister's graves. As Mama said "Oh, We miss Brother and Sister. as they died." Brother's and Sister's bodies was just lying in front of their tombstone.
The family started crying again. Eventually they stopped, and just stared at Brother's and Sister's bodies.
The final image was Mama and Papa Bear were looking at a newpaper, like at the beginning.
Then the lost episode ends, with a black screen and text saying: "Brother and Sister died. The series is over. Goodbye." Then the credits roll, for some reason only listing: Writer: tan and Jan Berenstain. 
Then it cut to a normal episode of Berenstain Bears before the VCR exploded in sparks.
Oddly enough, however, while the VCR was totally destroyed, the tape remained intact. I could show it to you, but I've locked it in a impenetrable safe.
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Bermuda Triangle

"The Bermuda Triangle is responsible for numerous dsappearances." Steve read while he and 4 other people were on a fishing boat sailing across the Bermuda triangle. Suddenly, a giant hole opened up under them beneath the waves. Their boat tipped to its side, but the captain was trying as hard as he could to keep the ship from falling into it. 2 of the 5 sailors fell off the ship into the seemingly bottomless pit. The third one was hanging onto the railing. Steve tried to help him, but the railing broke off and he fell to his death as well. Now, there was only Steve and the captain left. The captain was slowly pulling the ship out of the bottomlss pit. All of a sudden, a tentacle came up from the bottomless pit, grabbed the captain, and pulled him to his death. With nobody steering the ship, the ship fell ino the bottomless pit and Steve died. The hole then closed up as if nothing had happened.
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