Argentinaball/History

==From isolation to the birth of the nation==
Argentinaball was firstly inhabited by indigenous 3ball such as Guaraníball,  Diaguitaball,  Selk'namball, Comechingonball, Aymaraball,  Querandiball, Huarpeball, Guaicuruball,  Inca Empireball, Tehuelcheball, Charruaball, etc. The ​​​​​ Mapuche tribe was also responsible for marking an end to the Southward expansion of the Incan Empire.
In 1516 Spain appeared in the Rio de la Plata, but got attacked by Charruaball and had to escape.
In the Andes, Spain came from north and defeated the Inca Empireball and went south, meeting tribes like Comechingonball and  Diaguitaball. As it expanded to the east, reaching the Rio de la Plata, the Spanish Empireball made Guaraníball become Catholic to make it fight against Charruaball and annexed both of them. Spain had to recreate CABA (Santa Maria del Buen Ayre) because  Querandiball killed the first one. Spanish Empireball couldn't extend to Patagonian clay because Wallmapurawr invaded Tehuelcheball to increase higher population for survival.
The conquered territory became a Viceroyalty, and that fought and defeated bellically Portuguese Brazilball, and after that, it separated from the ​​​​​​ Viceroyalty of Peruball and became the Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball. She continued fighting against Portuguese Brazilball and expanded to the now called Equatorial Guineaball.
During 1806 and 1807 The Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball was invaded two times by British Empireball, but​​​​​​ Boludo Ingles failed in both attempts, during the invasion the viceroyalty suffered double personality disorder on  Spanish Buenos Aires, this is known as the birth of Argentina, not as a political entity, but as a rebel new personality inside  Spanish Empireball's mind.
In 1810 the new personality decided to be independent after noticing that its parent was captured by Napoleon, and fought against the  Viceroyalty of Rio de la Plataball to get out of its body (and also fought Portuguese Brazilball while doing so) and became United Provinces of the Río de la Plataball.
==Freedom wars and federal conflicts ==
In 1815 Argentinaball was divided into unitaries and federals, even so, ​​​​​ Argentinaball managed to liberate Chileball from Kingdom of Chileball.
The conflict between the unitaries and federals started when ​​​​​ Banda Orientalball rebelled against the  United Provinces due to political differences, becoming the  League of the Free Peoplesball.
During the fight between the Unitary and federal sides, Kingdom of Brazilball took ​​​​​ Banda Orientalball from the Liga de los Pueblos Libresball. The federals made the unitaries become anarchists after attacking CABAball, a thing that made all the provinces autonomous.
In 1818 Kingdom of Hawaiiball recognized Argentina as a country, being the first one to do it. On the same year  Argentina occupied Montereyball  and helped on the liberation of Central America in 1819, and due to this, most Central American countryballs made their flag similar to  Argie's.
In 1820 the Liga de los Pueblos Libresball was killed by Entre Riosball. After that, Buenos Airesball started to act like the boss of the other provinces, so in protest Entre Riosball and Tucumanball proclaimed themselves as republics (they became semi-independent actually) but came back to Argentina in 1821, because of this, Tucuman was divided into Santiago del Estero, Catamarca and Tucumanball, while Entre Riosball was separated from Corrientes.
In 1826  along with other countryballs ​​​​​ Argentina liberated Peruball and Boliviaball from the Viceroyalty of Peruball, marking the end of Spanish colonialism in South America.
During 1825 and 1828​​​​ ​​​​​ Argentina ( Entre Riosball, Corrientesball, Misionesball and rebels from Cisplatinaball) and ​​​​​​ The Brazilian Empire (that got help from Prussian mercenaries) fought for the territory of Cisplatinaball and Argentina was gaining terrain, but UKball stopped the fight and Cisplatinaball became Uruguayball.​ Tarijaball left Argentinaball and joined Boliviaball due to the internal conflicts.
== Rise and fall of the confederation ==
In 1830 Argie's provinces created two alliances, the Liga del Interior and the Federal Pact, and started a civil war that ended with the federals winning and Argentinaball becoming the Argentine Confederation; all the provinces were able to control their own clay, but Buenos Airesball's mind was the one controlling Argie.
On 1832 the  Argentine Confederationball, along with  Chileball, defeated the  Pincheira Bandball.
In the same year,  Gringo attacked  Argentinaball's colony on the Falklands, but  Argentina resisted the attack and continued being around the weakened island's colonies.
On 1833  UKball arrived to the islands and asked nicely demanded Argentina to leave the place and take back the claim of them, which  Argentina did. Despite this, the relations between those two remained okay.
Around the same year  Argentinaball made expeditions to Wallmapurawr and took some of its clay, also becoming  Tehuelcheball's friend and helping it against sickness.
In 1837 Argentinaball declared war against the Peru-Bolivian Confederationball to get back Tarijaball, which ended up being cut in half. Another civil war between federals and unitaries (which were helped by Franceball) started and the federals won.
During 1839 to 1843 ​​​​​ Argentina helped the Blancos Government rule Uruguay, defeating the  Colorados and blocking their naval trade of the last city they were controlling. 
In 1842  Kingdom of Italyball tried to break the naval blockade, but it was defeated by the  Argentine Confederation, so it scaped to  Montevideoball to help the  Colorado's resist against the  Blancos.
In 1844  USAball didn't notice about the situation in  Uruguay and got attacked by  Argentina while trying to trade. But both of them stopped fighting and  USAball left the river.
 UKball and Franceball blocked the Rio de la Plata in 1845 as a response to the  Uruguayan situation​​​​, but they left after UKball got its ass kicked JA and Franceball surrendered as always.
In 1851 Buenos Airesball (the boss of the other provinces) wanted to annex Uruguayball, but some provinces betrayed it and with the support of The Brazilian Empire and Uruguay they almost killed Buenos Airesball. The unitaries, liberated by Entre Riosball, proceeded to take over the rest of the provinces to create a unified Argentina, but Buenos Airesball rejected that and became the State of Buenos Ayres In 1852, the rest of the provinces unified in a confederation again.
In 1859 Spainball accepted that Argentina was independent​​​.
In 1861 the Argentine Confederation fought against the State of Buenos Ayres, wich ended up being annexed by the confederation, becoming modern-day Argentina. Buenos Airesball started another civil war making the rest of the provinces into unitario.
== A unified Country ==
 Argentinaball secretly supported the Colorado's Government to take over Uruguayball, while The Brazilian Empire helped them by directly attacking Uruguay. In 1864 Paraguay attacked The Brazilian Empire in response to help its ally... or maybe to invade it and get direct access to the sea. Paraguay asked Argentinaball to make its troops pass through its clay to reach Uruguay, but Argentinaball didn't let it do that, so it got attacked by Paraguay. Uruguay, The Brazilian Empire, and Argentinaball formed an alliance and defeated it. Argentinaball dealt with a confederate revolt during the war.
In 1870 Argentinaball conquered the Chaco, killing a big part of the inhabitants in the process, at the same time Argie stopped another confederate revolt.
During 1870 and 1874 Argentinaball had a civil war when the Mitrists from Buenos Aires revolted because Domingo Faustino Sarmiento got the presidency and not Bartolomé Mitre, but they ended up losing the war.
 Argentinaball and the  German Empire became friends after its unification and  Argie gained a lot of military influence from it. In the 1870s Italy approached Argentina and began to teach it what pizza was and what it was used for. Argentina quickly began to make inventions such as choripan, Argentina was infected by Italy and became culturally new Italian, A 2024 remains infected. (Infected siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)
​​​In 1879, during the War of the Pacific, Argentinaball was considering helping Boliviaball and ​​​Peruball, but Chileball offered its the majority of the Patagonia if it doesn't intervene and Argentinaball accepted. After the war, Argentina and Chile almost killed Wallmapurawr and took all of its clay.
In 1880 Argentinaball had a civil war again, this time Buenos Aires started the conflict because it wanted the yes capital to be part of it, and the mitrist Corrientes helped it, but both were beaten.
Around 1885-1886 Argentinaball took most of the puna de atacama from Boliviaball after invading it.
During the Russo-Japanese War the  Empire of Japan and  Argentinaball became friends after it sold them ships as support. 
From 1891 to 1916 Argentinaball had conflicts with UCball and UCRball due to Argentinaball's oligarchy and won, but  UCRball ended up becoming the ruling party.
In 1913, CABAball invented an underground tram similar to the one that Londonball had built using some artifacts that Belgiumball gave him. In 1969, CDMXball stole that invention and sent it to be imported throughout Latin America.
Around 1920  Argentinaball, ruled by  radicalism, got attacked by  anarchists and  rebel workers, so Argie destroyed them, killing thousands of rebels.
It stayed neutral during WW1 even under the pressure of UKball to join and helped  Germany with supplies.
During WW2 Argentinaball tried to stay neutral because it felt a lot of respect towards its Axis friends and adoptive parent, but declared war on Nazi Germany and the Empire of Japan in 1944 under the Gringolandia pressure. After the war,  Argie helped  Italy to recover by sending food and  Nazi Germanyball's ghost hid in  Argentinaball's body.
== Cold War and Restoration of Democracy ==
 Argentinaball became a military dictatorship during 1930-1932 due to  Murica's intervention due to the Cold War.
In 1965  Argentinaball defeated  Chileball on the Battle of Laguna del Desierto, rising the tensions higher than never before. 
In 1974 the last pure Selk'nam died.
 Argentinaball became a military dictatorship again during 1976-1983. due to  Murica's intervention due to the Cold War (yes, this one was real).
During 1976-1980 Argentinaball defeated the guerrilla groups called ERPball and Montonerosball, -who were born as a result of the Cold war- by kidnapping torturing them, which is not a military strategy!
Through 1976-1982  Argentinaball had an stress attack because of the mental instability that the dictatorship and  Nazi Germany's ghost were causing on it's mind and almost declared war on Chile in 1978 but Vaticanball convinced it to don't do that. So Argie invaded the Falklands and sanguche islands and occupied them for some time but UKball beat Argentinaball, forcing it to leave the islands alone.
After the war, Argentinaball reflexioned and became democratic again. In 1989 Argentinaball defeated the guerrilla group called MTP.
==Argentinaball recently==
In 1990 Argentinaball became more interventionist, it joined the gulf coalition to fight Ba'athist Iraqball, capturing +500 ships, recovering it's pride after the Malvinas war and becoming a non-NATO ally.
In 1991 it helped Croatiaball fight against Yugoslaviaball, in 1994 participated in the Operation Uphold Democracy against Haitiball and in 1995 Argentina sold weapons to Ecuadorball for the War of the Cenepa against Peruball, Argentina regrets doing that though.
In 1994 the AMIA was bombed by an unknown ball (although Milei suspects that it is las células). And in 2001 Argie suffered a economic crisis.
In 2013 a Argentinian became the pope, being the first "New World" ball to achieve this, The same year another Argentinian made a 3D animated film of fútbol toys that come to life (with the help of Spainball)
 Argentinaball is now a part of the COVID-19 pandemic and locked down the country to prevent the spread of virus.
In 2022, it participated in the 2022 World Cup in Qatarball, and it manages to win the finals, making it the champion of the 2022 World Cup.
In 2023, Argentinaball elected Javier Milei president. Milei's views distinguish him in the Argentine political landscape and have garnered significant public attention and polarizing reactions.
In 2024 Milei and the others are investigating what happened in 1994 (Andá a saber seguro que fueron las células)