Germanyball/Relationships

==Freunde/Freundinnen (Friends)==
* Deutsches Kaiserreich - Mein depreßßing Großß paßt ßelf, it's being blamed for World War I.
* Weimarer Republik - Mein paßt ßelf. Ich was poor during that time and unfortunately it was the first victim of that bitch!
* Österreich - Mein little problematic Bruder who got mich into big of troubles. Alpine version of me.
* Hongkong - A good friend who likes freedom in Far East Asia. Its also a workaholic like me.
* Tschechien - We both love beer... Sudetenland... 
* Liechtenstein - Er ist cute little Bruder of Schweiz.
* Argentinien - Ich beatings it in ze 2014 World Cup. Freunde, ßometimeß Ich meet mit it and take biers. Its sexy former president ist of mein ancestry. Ich wonder why.
* DDR - Ich miss mein Kommunist twin along with ze good ol' days.
* Albanien - Good friend that wants into EUball. Ich have some Albaniaballs in mein clay, especially in mein children Baden-Württembergball and North Rhine-Westphaliaball. Ich also recognize Kosovoball.
* Europäische Union - Reichtangle 4.0 Mein Proud child. Inherited Franceball's beautiful ßophißticated culture, Belgiumball's capital and mein Efficient Super Science, the best of three worlds poßßeßßing all of our geniuß. Also wants Ukraineball as its birthday present. I am still teaching them mein ßuperior military tacticß- so far they have scored a 100% grade on most Russian Invasion training scenarios. Ich bin proud - are strönk. But yuo banned mich freund's palm oil for no reason.
* Frankreich - Spouße (and ßometimeß meine Freundin in some comics) zat helpings mich form EUball. „Friendly rival" would be insufficient to deßcribe unser relationßhip; it and Ich were what Japanball could describe as Tsundere. Wir had ein sehr sehr complicated, aber ßimilar relationßhip. It calls mich an Allemagne and Ich call its Frankreich to politely remember that our union ist incestuous even if Ich changed a lot since das Holy Roman Empireball. Also they both gib video games, it likes nails, and why are yuo obssesed with Mein child?
* Dänemark - In der past, Ich keep anschlussing it, but now, wir sind good cousins now.
* Mein German speaking former colonies: Namibia, Nauru - Good German children, Ich sometimes visit them.
* Mein other former colonies: Papua-Neuguinea, Kamerun, Togo, Ruanda, Burundi and Tansania. Ich don't really keep track of them anymore for lack of time. Schade.
* Ungarn (Sometimes) - Mein gut Freund. Wir were allies in ze history. Er ist Österreich's Spouse.
* Finnland Wir are gute Freunde and wir were somewhat allies during World War II and I helped it with its own war and we both like bier.
* Estland - Is in the Baltics It helps everyone with debts for some reason, but Ich kinda likes it, also historic allies cousin, so ich like it. Ich protect it from Russland.
* Belgien - Danke for helping mich take care of EUball. Also HK > FN! MP7 BETTER!
* Vereinigte Staaten - While it does make inferior cars, it is our therapist who did help Franceball and mir to become bester Freunde. Therefore, it has taken the role of EUball's Patenonkel. and stops to say that du created hamburger, Ich created hamburger. Ich also sent many immigrants to it, and today, German ancestry is the most dominant in Amerika, especially in Wisconsinball, where it was 53.8% in 1990. Also helped mich with war debt. 
* Japan - Loyal follower and Fanboy, or perhaps Fan-catgirl. The Meiji Restoration that converted Japan from a backwater to an industrial powerhouse was partly inspired by the way that Kingdom of Prussiaball anschlussed and governed the growing Reichtangle with precise and mechanical Efficiency. Wir fought as staunch allies together in World War II and received the same psychotherapy under USAball. Nowadays, its anime contains countless references to Deutschland, and it herself ist like the Asian version of mir: Rich self-disciplined wörkaholics with superior engineering, but it drinks nicht lots of Bier and makes extreme bondage porn called Hentai. And by extreme, ich mean it.
* Indonesien - Ich give it panzers and waffens. Also, its third president lived in my clay in Aachenball. Wirr are quite close and it likes mein stuff since zer 60's and ich like its large variety of foods and cuisine. BUT Ich nicht like yuor flag stealer child. Wait, you're another Polen?
* Polen - It forgives mich for everything that ich had done. Ich like it a lot, despite being kinda lazy and somewhat stupid and upside-down. Also tried to protect it from that big bully Rußßiaball. it calls me Niemcy and ich call it Polen. WE ALSO ARE RIGHT-WING GOVERNMENT because Duda likes me. But why do you call me mean quite a lot?
* Vereinigtes Königreich - Germanic sibling und Friendly rival. It does not really want to interfere in our family issues with Franceball, hence it stayed out of our eurozone, though wir always willkommen it in der europäischen Familie. (Please make up your mind about Brexit!) Wir also love to drink bier.
* India - Swastika is yours and does not belong to that bitch! 
* Italien - It might be too carefree for mein tastes, yet it ist still ein ally. In ancient times wir were enemies, and ja, it betrayed me during WWII, but ich understands where it was coming from. Its autos and its sweets are really good, too - Ich am especially a fan of Nutella. It calls me Germania wtf and why yuo hates My child? But danks to destroying that ist Stupid tea.
* Israel - Ich hate mein former mich, but it's ok.
* Philippinen - Interested at meine green tech and Bier. Adoptive child of EU's Patenonkel so family as well (shrugs). Also celebrates Oktoberfest with me. Thanks for worrying mich if I overworked myself.
* Kanada - Danke for the maple syrup and being one of mein G7 summit freund. But sorry for confusing you with Ihrem Bruder from time to time, Sie speak very much alike.
* Niederlande - Mein cousin. Unser language sounds familiar and wir sind trade partners. BUT WHY ARE YOU LEAVING DIE EU?!
* Rumänien - Wir used to be allies when ich was Nazi and now wir like each other and beide hate Russland.
* Pakistan - Ich enjoy trading with it. They sell me pure leather and textiles. Also buys from mich machinery and chemicals. We also have good economic relations. But better yuor relations with India plox.
* Libanon - Ich like you, but why you hate Israelcube and worship Palestineball?
* Ukraine - Don't worry, Crimeaball ist part of yuo. 
* Trinidad und Tobago - Haddaway is a good singer.
* Saudi-Arabien - Bester Kebab Freund! Ich give many cars to it and also gib oil.
* Kosovo - Ich was one of the first countryballs to recognize it. Sie can into independence.
* Malaysia - Geschwister of Indonesiaball. It allowed mein tourists to go to its clay and ich also sell mein weapons to it as well, it also loves my fancy Mercedes-Benz, Volkswagen and BMW Cars.
* Südkorea (Normally) - Wirr are good friendß during die Kalt War. Your tech and people are very good, we're both Tech-Savvy boiß, Ich also like your K-pop!
* Mongolei - Ich making a song about Genghis Khan. But 1241 never forget!
* LGBTball - Your rights are respected in our clay since 2017.
==Neutral==
* China - It is also wörk hard as mich, but its clay is full of Scheiße from smog und Industrie, unlike my green technology. Soon Ich vill sell mein debtors to it, but yuor coronavirus is infecting me. Also, stop hurting democracy. Even Reich agrees to some democracy.
* Schweiz - Mein child, kann ich have mein Gold back, bitte?
* Island - Look, es tut mir leid for what did ich do back then. Blame die Nazis for zis. Again, what makes yuo feel warm and cozy in Russiaball?
* Brasilien - 2014 WORLD CUP BEST DAY EVER IN MEIN LIFE! You're even more idiotic than Ihr Elternteil. HUETARDED. Remove Hue! So give me your clay. Now. Or else. WAIT, YOU DEFEATED MICH IN 2002! But at least, We are related now, has a lot of my descendants in its clay, especially in the Süden and a little in the Mittleren Westen und Südosten. Ich wonder why. And it fought against these damns Nazi and Italian Social Republicball in the Italian campaign. 
* Griechenland - Ach, Ich am surry fur mein past's crimes against humanity against Sie but stop with der ficken Sie sich ich shall crush you Eldian thing ja! Das is not funny as AOT has a ficked up ending for both sides ja. Other than that, ich am thinking of forgiving some debt due to dem Krieg.
* Serbien - You ist nein bad country at all, We mich eßtablißhed embaßßieß and mich gaved it a general consultate. both Vucic and Merkel like each other. But why yuo kill mein Freund's archduke?
* Iran - Now deßpite your people, culture, food, being beautiful and being a kebab, killing a woman is far worse and you need to stop fighting with Amerika und Israel. But Ich do appreciate you export mein carß like BMW, Mercedes-Benz und Volkswagen und gibbing me oil, but NEVER FORGET DIE FACT YUOR FANS DID DIE SALUTE TO US IN DIE 2004 WELTMEISTERSCHAFT!
* Palästina - Complicated. On one hand, I gib it aids but it hates my friend. I hope for a solution! It also hates mein evil self which sounds good.
* Ungarn - GOTT VERDAMMT JUST TAKE ZEE IMMIGRANTS. Plox follow EU immigration ruleß, remove This monster! or else, Yuo'll of fired! 
* Russland - Wir were good trading partners. We agreed on pipeline and economic development. I have some Russian workers too, but ßometimes I and EUball have to remind it to stop being an aßßhole to us and Crimeaball is part of Ukraineball. Aber bitte stop bullying Polen and Ukraineball or NO ADIDAS FOR YOU!
* Türkei - Invited it for cheap wörk, now it is a good Freund with delicious healthy cuisine that outshined all our previous fast foods. Döner + Bier x Brazilian tearß = Beßt Oktoberfest Ever! But Erdoğan ist ßad and nicht demokratisch or freundlich so please of fix bitte.
* Botswana - Why turn me to road!? Pleaße ßtop give me Elefanten plox!
==Feinde (Enemies)==
* MY DARK, EVIL SELF - YUO! DU SIND DIE REASON WHY EVERYONE HATES MICH, YOU FICKEN SCHEISSE! EVEN POLEN, GRIECHENLAND, BELGIEN HATES MICH UND EVEN ISRAEL STILL SOMEWHAT DISTRUSTS ME BECAUSE OF YUO! DU ARE THE WORST COUNTRY IN DIE WELT! Ich am very sorry for what yuo have done to mein story! Ich am very glad that Amerika, Großbritannien, die Sowjetunion, und Frankreich freed mein, and Österreich killed yuo! 1945 best year of mein life! National Socialißm und ßwaßtikaß are not allowed in mein clay!
** Adolf Hitler - Ich don't think of needings to explain why you are of mein schlimmster Feind. BURN IN HELL, YOU ANTISEMITISCHES STÜCKSCHEISSE!!! 1933 WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE!
* Russisch-besetzte Krim - YUO ARE A PART OF UKRAINEBALL, and MEIN CHILD IS NOT INTO NORDISCH! ANSCHLUSS! 
* Sowjetunion - Never forget the Berlin Wall! 1961 and 1990 best year of mein life! GEHEN SIE ZUR HÖLLE!!! ANSCHLUSS! But hey, at least you can into defeatings mein Nazi Elternteil.
* West-Sumatra - FLAG STEALER! But gib cuisine or ANSCHLUSS! 
* Ba'athistisches Syrien - Stop nennen mich Nazi, Remove Assad, FSA is das true Syria!
* Nordkorea - Stop nukes! REMOVE KIM DYNASTY!
* Kaliningrad - Sie sind of Prussian clay, Russland puppet, and now shut up! Or else... 
* ISISball - YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SCHEISSE! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK MEIN MARKET WITH POLEN'S TRUCK! Ich have done nothing to you and you still attack my innocent BERLINERS NEAR CHRISTMAS!
* Venezuela - STOP DOUBLE DARING MEIN, YOU KOMMUSCHEISSE! Or else. 
* Mexiko (not really) - NEIN! NEVER FORGET THE 2018 WELTMEISTERSCHAFT! YOU WORK HARDER THAN MEIN ALSO?! HOW?!
* Südkorea (Only in football) - I LOST THE WELTMEISTERSCHAFT BECAUSE OF YOU! 2-0 NEVER FORGET! ALSO REMOVE K-POP! NEIN!
* Belarus/Weißrussland - Retreat. Lukashenko. JETZT! Or else. ANSCHLUSS! 
* Kurwaball and Polandball - What? There are three Poles in the Welt?!
* England (during football) - OH, YUO LITTLE SCHEISSE! DID YOU ẞEAT ME IN FOOTBALL? BECAUẞE OF YOU, ICH LOST THE EURO! 2-0 NEVER FORGET, BITCH! FUCK YOURSELF AND DIE IN A HOLE! REMOVE, REMOVE, REMOVE! NEIN NEIN NEIN! AND THEIR ẞTUPID FANS HAD MOCKED A POOR CRYING KID AT A FOOTBALL MATCH! I'M SO GLAD ITALIEN BEAT YOU!
* Elon Musk - Nein, you are not allowed in mein clay after you did Nazi salutes and take your AfD support and shove it up your ass! Remove Tesla, Remove X!