Kid of Horror

The following seems to be a blog that is updated frequently. it talks about a show called "Kid of Horror".
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== March 1st, 2012 ==
In '79, after Pinwheel was rebranded and relaunched as Nickelodeon, a show was launched. It was called Kid of Horror. It was about this kid who could create fictional things with superpowers, containing paranormal powers. It was live action. I'll explain more about it later, so that I can explain how I found this infamous T.V. series. It was yesterday, when I was swimming in a town lake in South Dakota, when I found a message in a bottle. It was about in the middle of the lake, it was a floating plastic soda bottle. I picked it up, and just put the bottle in my tote bag. I realized that i had 1 more hour until the bus would get here to pick me up. I decided not to read the message until I got home. Once I had gotten to my dwelling in Florida, I began to read the message. It said that if I sent a letter to a certain address that I will not mention for indenity reasons, that I would get a safe that according to a legend, had information about a lost Nick show, called Kid of Horror. It only aired for a season and a half before the directors and some other people got killed in a crazy fire. 5 days later, I got a box about the size of a fridge. Inside it was about a layer of bubble wrap around a huge safe. Once I opened the box, I had to unwrap the safe. Inside the box was the combination to unlock the safe. Once I unlocked it, I found tons of stuff about about KoH.
Now, onto what the show is about. It is about this twelve year old kid in the sixth grade going to a junior high school with his sister. Unlike other members in his family, this kid, named Joe Malsworth, had powers, like every single type of fictional and non fictional power on the planet. Now that I have given a brief description of the show, here is a more detailed description of the series according to the producer that was found in the safe on a piece of paper. It was 2 months ago that we at CTV had an idea pitched to us via letter by a person from Vancouver. His idea is not very detailed at all. It is about this kid who has weird but cool abilities. Like, for instance, he can create fictional things, murder people with just the power of his brain, set fire to random stuff with just his brain, and so so so so so much more. I have been put on the creative team to discuss what plot the show will follow. We will began discussing it tomorrow. My idea for this series is to only make 29 episodes in one season.
I found out that the piece of paper was for some reason torn out of a diary. I will put them into more posts when they become associated with the post.
== March 2nd, 2012 ==
Also in my safe is a DVD-R of KoH. It had written on it, "KoH Episodes 1-10". I went to my friends house, and I took the safe with me. My friend and I decided to crack this case together, like detectives. I gave my friend the combination of the safe. He told me to pop the DVD-R into his DVD player in his living room. Once I had done that, It cut directly to the intro. It was a rap intro. It went like this, "Yo this one kid, he be definitely like no other homie, yo. He got these abilities, yeah yeah yeah." I honestly think it sounds incomplete, but I guess Nick had that for the intro because they wanted it to be the intro. "Hey Aaron, do you like this intro any?" I had asked my friend. "No, Carl," my friend replied, "It just looks weird." The episodes appear as 22 minute episodes. The first episode, entitled First Day of School, is pretty much self explanatory, Joe starts middle school. While in the car on his way going to school, he froze time to have just, as he put it, an endless break. He first kills all his teachers, including the principal, then blows up the school. After he unfroze time, he found that these events were all over national television. They were listed as aberrant events. The FBI and the CIA did not know that Joe was responsible for these weird events. For that reason, 3 weeks later, he has to move from Portland to Farmerstown. Joe found out that his attempts of avoiding school failed. He was forced to go to school. On that day, he swore revenge for him still having to go to school. At first, he made a pistol magically from the power of his brain, and killed his math teacher. After destroying the surveillance tapes and making the gun vanish, no one knew that it was him that did it. In fact, life just went on normally, except the math teacher did not survive the gunshots inflicted to her head and slipped away from life. Then the episode ends.
"Carl, have you found this notebook in this safe? it is evidently a journal because it has the word journal written on it with a sharpie." Aaron declared. "Yes, I know about it," I replied.
Here is another journal entry.
It's been a week now. We have a basic idea of what we want episode one to be about, after I suggested that this character shoots up his school. I know, I know. Sounds dark. But so what? We shouldn't be told what we can and cannot broadcast on our network. Tomorrow we will began writing the script for the first episode. I am very excited!
== March 3rd, 2012 ==
About episode 1 of this show, when Joe shoots up his school, all the teachers were his targets, but he also pretty much just shot at the people who were around him. He only managed to kill one person (the math teacher) but also shot off another kid's thumb. In the safe was also a full glass bottle of Mountain Dew that had an ad on it that said "Watch The Horror Kid, 6 pm/5 pm central on Nickelodeon every Saturday".
Anyways, Aaron came over. I told him that we are gonna watch episodes 2-3 of Kid of Horror. Episode two is about the first day of the second week of school. Joe got a new math teacher, but her name hasn't been reaveled yet. It is reaveled, though, that Joe has a crush on his math teacher. His schedule is also reavealed. Nothing else happens except for in Phys Ed he beats up a bully with a robot he inveted with his brain, and he gets suspended for 2 weeks because of it. The third episode continues on after that episode, where Joe, dealing with his suspension, gets one of his pocket knives (I think the fact that he has a vast collection of pocket knives is disturbing) and goes to the elementary school, then he stabs 2 third graders to death and said, "Remember, I will kill kids." He said it it a dark and satanic voice.
After the two episodes, I got my friend to search for any evidence of the show's existence on the web. After going through tons of pages, he told me what he had found out about this lost show.
Anyhow, here is the journal entry related to this blog post.
We have made the first 4 episodes of this series. I like where this is going. It is about 8:30 pm now. From 12:00 pm to 5:00 pm we were discussing ideas for episode 5. There are 14 other people on the creative team. The director is Peter Worth. He pitched 2 great ideas. The first one is that Joe kills his parents and faces the consequences and at the same time has to fight to get his powers back so that he can escape prison. Peter's second idea is that Joe kills himself by accident and while in hell tries to escape. Peter also said that we are for now signed to 15 episodes for the first season. That is because the show got greenlit after the pilot aired last night.
== March 4th, 2012 ==
Expect for me to write daily posts. Last night at 4 in the morning I was searching the internet for anything related to KoH, when I found and downloaded episode 19 of KoH. It is the 3rd episode of season 2. I shall watch it after watching all the ten episodes on this only DVD-R of KoH that I got with the safe. My friend is away going to England to get a VHS tape of episode 11 of The Horror Kid. Two hours ago I dug up a 16 gigabite SD card in a big case that has The Horror Kid Vol. 1 prototype. Of course, that DVD never came out, because of the blaze of the studio. I'm not really gonna continue watching the episodes of KoH until until Aaron comes back.
== March 8th, 2012 ==
Aaron is back. He said that the airfare was tons of money. We watched episode 4 of Kid of Horror. It is about the second day of his suspension. Joe shoots up Portland Jr. High by going there via plane that he invented. He had several guns, and it is declared that he killed 19 people and injured 20 others. No one knows that he did that though because he left no proof of him doing that. All the voilent acts happening look very grotesque. He is first armed with an AK-47. While Joe kills the first kid, his first two shots miss. His first shot breaks a window on a class door, his second shot crashing through the door. His third shot crashes into the victims shoulder, you can hear the victims shoulder breaking and blood coming out, then the kid falls to the floor screaming random swear words, then Joe shoots the kid again in the head, then Joe bolts away at breakneck speed. He then kicks down the classroom door that his 2 missed shots previously fired at, then begins shooting at kids-Aaron thinks that they were in about 7th grade or so. He blows a kid's head off, then kills another kid by shooting him in the neck. He also blows a kid's foot off. Joe then reloads then takes out a 22 assault rifle then ambles to the sixth grade hall. He catches a kid trying to sprint into a classroom, but he kills that kid with two headshots, and one shot to the neck. Joe than walks to a classroom at the east side of the school (at the end of the sixth grade hall). He then busts down a classroom door. The words above the door read Mr. Julian-Zole. Joe then races inside and kills Mr. Julian-Zole. After that, he reloads. After killing 4 more kids, he quickly races out of the classroom. After slaying 11 more people and injuring 19 more kids, he creates a teleporter and leaves no trace of evidence behind, and also destroys the survalliance camara evidence. It was such a disturbing episode! I might post more later.
Second Post
I found out from the creater of iCarly that the people working on The Horror Kid were inspired to make that episode when a psychic told them that two troubled teens would shoot up a school in Colorado in '99. Dan Schnieder knew about that in '98, and thought that what the psychic said was just b.s. but in 1999 Dan was surprised watching the news when they said that two teens were perpatrating the Columbine High School Massacre.
== March 9th, 2012 ==
It seems that every day my friend and I are getting more and more evidence of this show. Aaron told me that last night he had a dream that he was inside the jr. high school in Portland that Joe shot up. He also told me that in his dream he was the 15th victim. He said it was horrible, and that the shots felt real and super painful, and he said it really felt like he was floating up to be judged, then, he woke up with a jolt, as if his spirit was really out of his body. Episode five is called Satan Vs. Joe. While joe sets up a trap to hang his big brother, he narrates for the first time about the trap and he is also very specific about how he managed to set it up. He said he bought the rope from a local hardware store and also got some wood and some cables and cranks. He does not say how he made them, though. He said that he drugged his rents and they are supposed to be passed out for about 6 hours. Then Joe trips over and gets hung in the noose that he sprang with the trap. His spirit then rises about 6 feet out of his body, then he falls down to hell. Meanwhile, his brother walks in from the front door, then realizes that Joe was setting the trap up for him, then screams a bloodcurdling scream, it was very disturbing for my buddy and I to hear the scream. Joe is then seen with satan. It looks realistic and very horrifying. Joe is asking satan to grant him life if he lets satan take away his powers. Satan accepts, then Joe is sent back to Earth. Joe vows to get his powers back, even if he has to die a slow and painful death for them. He then gathers all of his weapons, commits suicide, then gets sent to hell again. This time his fall to hell is seen. He is falling, and screaming a very bloodcurdling scream, in what looks like a big, clean red hole. He then lands, and he has his weapons with him. He challanges Satan to a duel. Satan accepts, then before he can say anything else, he is shot in the head by Joe's six-shooter revolver. Satan then screams, "You call that a shot?!?" To which Joe replies with yes, possibly in a sarcastic way. Joe then puts his claws on his fingers and tries to slash satan in the throat, but he is blocked by satan's arm, who in turn, slashes Joe in the chest. He then falls to the ground. Down, but not out of the battle, he manages to kick satan in the shin. Joe then punches satan in the face, causing him to fall in a big pit of lava. It then cuts to a scene of Joe's big brother and his parents crying. Act 2 opens up with a title card saying that 1 day has passed. it shows Joe's big brother calling his family saying that Joe's wake will be Saturday, September 5th, 1979. It then cuts back to Joe and Satan fighting. They are heavily scarred, with about 11 scars on Joe's face, and part of satans left horn cut off. Joe kicks Satan in the shin really hard, causing him to fall and get impaled on a big fiery spike. He surrenders, grants Joe life, and gives Joe back his powers. Joe is then seen coming back to life and he tells his family what happens. They all dismiss those stories as just jokes even though he keeps telling that what he said had happened really happened. Here is the journal entry. Oh, and I didn't put in a journal entry on my last post because there was no entry for ep. 4.We just got finished working on episode 7 of THK. We will brainstorm ideas for episode 8. I am having very much fun working on this t.v. series. Episode five is about the main character fighting with satan. That is all I got to say, so bye for now!
== March 10th, 2012 ==
Aaron just found an old commercial that aired on Nick promoting The Horror Kid. It said this, and this is a direct quote, "Watch Kid of Horror every Saturday at 6/5 central, or else Joe will kill you." I need to look that up. Could that be why lots of people who watched Nick died? I know you may not think that right now, but that could be true. Anyways, here is the description of episode 6. Episode 6 is called More Victims at School. It takes place after Joe's suspension ends. While Joe is at school in 1st period, he takes out a gigantic pair of blue scissors then ambles out of the classroom in a horrifying way. He ambles into another classroom the same scary way then stabs a kid in the head with his scissors. He then stabs the principal to death, then he goes to the cafteria and stabs an eighth grader in his neck, then in his forehead, possibly resulting in the eighth grader's death. Then Joe meets up with a 6th grader that he is about to stab, but the 6th grader begs him not to. It is revealed that the 6th grader's name is Jared when Joe calls him that. Joe also exclaims, "Come on, I only got one shot at killing you!" But when he tries to stab the kid, he misses, falls, and bumps his head on a cafeteria table, knocking him out. Joe then wakes up at a hospital, and is told that he is expelled from his school, and will possibly go to a juvenile correctional facillity. He then invents a time machine, then goes back in time so that he doesn't bump his head, and that all the evidence of him commiting the crime is erased, but he doesn't slay Jared for some reason.
== March 11, 2012 ==
In 2 days it will be Friday the 13th. I can only hope for the best, even though me and my friend throw a T.G.I.F. party every Friday. Also, this random person from craigslist agreed to give me a DVD-R of episodes 14-15 of KoH. I am supposed to go to that person's house on Monday. He just lives a few towns away from my town. I also found out that there was supposed to be a made for TV movie of KoH released in between seasons 1 and 2 of THk. About episode 7, it is called Creepy Things. It starts off with Joe getting ready for school. It all seems normal, Joe was putting on clothes, brushing his hair, and brushing his teeth. Then, he goes to his middle school. He also narrates about how he plans to skip 3rd period. When 3rd period comes, he does what he had planned, he skips 3rd period. He goes to one of the restrooms to use his iPad. Which is weird, saying how the iPads were not even made or released until the 2000s, the episode broadcasting in '79. After messing around with his iPad, He tries to get out of the restroom, but fails. He is pulled back by some strange demonic force. Satanic whispering can also be heard. Joe is then seen sprinting away from a demon carrying a machete. The demon then cuts Joe in the leg. Joe, stumbling, manages to turn around and punch the demon in the face. The demon then falls down flat on his back. That was when my friend fainted, and the nubmer 666 flashed across the screen. Then, while the number is still flashing, the demon gets up, Joe tries to steal the demons machete, but fails, and gets cut on his knuckle with the demons machete. Joe then kicks the demon in the shin, making the demon fall down. Then Joe succesfully grabs the demons machete, and slits the demon in the throat. while the demon is bleeding to death, Joe invents a pistol, then shoots the demon to death. A higher level demon then bolts towards Joe and kidnaps him. Joe is then seen in a room in the school. It is completely dark and Joe is tied to a chair. Two minutes later, Joe gets an idea. He invents a butcher knife to cut the rope in half so that he can escape. He does just that, then the bell rings. Joe then runs to his locker to get ready for 4th period. My friend wakes up after the episode ends. I told him the rest of the plot of episode 7. Here is the list of episodes as I have it so far:
Season 1
1.First Day of School
2.Joe's Cool Robot
3.Joe Kills Third Graders
4.Portland Jr. High Shooting
5.Satan vs. Joe
6.More Victims at School
7.Creepy Things
== March 12th, 2012 ==
Well, today is the 12th, and it is Thursday. I really am starting to think that I am superstitous. Anyways, I heard that a mysterious fire has ravaged the house of the creator (the guy who pitched the idea of this show to Nick via mail) of KoH. My friend went to Canada on an airliner. He is supposed to be back by tomorrow. He brought a camera with several replacement batteries and several 18 GB memory cards so that he can take pictures of anything that can bring him and I closer to solving the case of KoH. We are gonna view episode 8 of THK on Saturday. I wish we could start a charity for people to donate money to us so that we could solve this mysterious case, but they wouldn't believe us at all. I know that they wouldn't.
== March 14th, 2012 ==
Aaron came back today. The airfare was $500. Aaron is lucky to have gotten a raise of $200 at work. He is not exactly rich but he isn't middle class or lower class either. About episode 8, it is called The Neighborhood Shooting. It starts with Joe sneaking out of school. A clock in there says that it is 11 a.m. While Joe escapes, he makes a huge rifle. Joe then talks about stuff like getting revenge. I wonder why he would want to get revenge? And on what? He is then seen walking into a person's house. He grabs the person (an adult, possibly in his early 20s?) then the person says, "I used to be a criminal like you, then I took a bullet to the head." Then Joe screams, "Take another one!" Joe then kills the person by shooting him in the head. Joe opens up the window, peeks outside, and sees a pedestrian walking down a street. He shoots at the pedestrian 4 times, possibly killing the pedestrian. Joe is then seen looking at the camera, with blood red eyes. The number 666 was then displayed on the screen. Joe then ambles outside, and breaks into another person's house. Once in the other person's house, he kills 2 male kids. Joe then ambles out of there and shoots at the authorities. It then cuts to credits, ending on a cliffhanger.
== March 15th, 2012 ==
Aaron is nowhere to be seen. All of his windows had shattered And his door has been strangely kicked down. Not by cops, but by some kidnapper. Law enforcement has declared him missing. Should I just kill myself? or should I just quit working on KoH? Or should I just continue on without Aaron there to assist me? I'm going crazy!
== March 16th, 2012 ==
I have decided to just try to pull together on this case. I am sure that Aaron might be found if he is not already dead. I have a therapist appointment on the 20th. My next post will prolobaly be on the 21st or the 22nd.
== March 21st, 2012 ==
Hey It's me again. I have been put on Lovux. I am actually feeling a little better now. I am supposed to go to weekly appointments. My next appointment is next Thursday, March 30th.
== March 22nd, 2012 ==
Episode 9 of KoH is called The Injury of Dan Scoot. It starts off with Joe at school with his friend. They are shown outside with other pupils, implying that they are at break. Joe's shirt is bulging a little. It is then revealed that there is a new pupil, when Joe points at another student and exclaims, "Get a load of the new one!" Joe then ambles up to the kid and pulls out a hunting knife. He then stabs the kid in the head 3 times, and in the chest 3 times. One of the teachers then shouts, "Joe! Quit hurting that kid!" Joe then throws the knife at the teacher's neck, then bolts away. After showing Joe running, the the screen then shows the teacher falling to the ground, her right eye gouged out blood gushing from the eye socket. Joe is then seen using his machine to erase all evidence that he did it, as usual. It then shows the pupil, evidently named Dan Scoot, in the hospital. He is connected to a big machine helping him breathe. The doctor says he thinks that Dan only has 2 more weeks to live. It then cuts to the end credits.
== March 23rd, 2012 ==
Episode 10 of KoH is called Joe's Ultimate Fun. It starts off with Joe being driven to school by his mother. Joe is then seen eating breakfast, then after he finishes, it cuts to the bell ringing, meaning that it is time for first period. After the late bell rings, Joe is seen taking out a pocket knife. He then slashes an unsuspecting student in the neck, thus killing that student. Joe then ambles into the boys' restroom. He then takes out a device that looks like a metal headband. Joe then pushes a button on it, making 3 kids suddenly appear, as if they were teleported there. After doing all that, Joe then tries to slay the 3 kids. 2 of them escape, but he successfully kills 1 of them. A few minutes later, a teacher emerges from a classroom. Not waiting a single second, Joe threw the knife at the teacher. The teacher gets hit in the neck with the knife. After Joe takes the knife out of the teacher's throat, he tries to stab one of the kids wearing a striped t-shirt. The kid is able to escape, but Joe manages to give a small cut on the kid's hand. After Joe does that, he stabs the other kid's right eye out. Afterwards, the kid falls to the floor, and Joe takes the knife out. Joe then uses his machine to erase all trace of him commiting the crimes, as usual. I found out on the web that 111+ people who watched KoH died with intense wounds. The forensic scientists don't think they were self inflicted, though. If you are wondering what happened to the journal entries I was putting in these posts, the rest of the journal got stolen. I don't think it could have been the guy who sent me the safe, though, because he lives in Canada.
== March 24th, 2012 ==
  Today I was out on a stroll. While on the stroll, from the corner of my eye, I saw what looked like a strange adult figure. Big head, hollow eyes, a mouth with pirahna teeth, and 2 horns on his head. I might've been 'maginin' it, though. The VHS tape for ep. 11 of KoH is very corrupt. I will be trying to find someone online who can fix it.
== March 24th, 2012 ==
Well, I finally found someone who could fix my corrupt tape. He refused to tell me his identity, but he is the best I got so far. The only thing I hate is that he sounds like a real life adult version of Joe from KoH. I just wish he didn't have that eerie, direful voice.
== March 25th, 2012 ==
I have done some research on KoH, and I found out that the guy who did the voice of Joe disappeared not long after the show adruptly ended. No one knew his real age, but some people assume he was about 11 years old. The only thing that I can believe is that the voice actor is 13 years old, but that is for another post. The odd thing is that he never gave his name, and if he did, it was a bogus name. One of them that was listed on Wikipedia was the name "J.J Bronknife", so I guess I will have to go with that for now.
== March 27th, 2012 ==
Last night I saw ep. 11 of KoH, and I could not believe what I saw. It didn't show any episode, but it showed a pic of what looked like the voice actor for Joe and the guy that fixed my VHS tape. The picture was barely audible, and had been horribly distorted. I could hear a slight humming, and some unitelligible speech that sounded like it was being spoken by the devil himself.
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