Goodwin Morin/IF-8.185

This report was stolen from Corporation Databases during a dangerous and stealthy heist by F. Seagull and B. Trombone. It was shared on Trombone's Instlagram story approximately two minutes after discovery with the captions "look @ these boring papers we found smh someone tell farrell to hurry up", "can't believe i'm missing bach night for this ughhhhhhhhhh", and "ya ik we all know colin's gonna pick julie over jenn f. but it's abt the EXPERIENCE of seeing him actually do it"
 Some sections of this report are redacted. This is in part due to Corporation security protocols and in part to Trombone’s upsettingly large Instlagram captions obscuring some of the text. 
=== MISSING EMPLOYEE REPORT ===
 	Date:   	██-██-████	
Name: 	MORIN, GOODWIN 	Aliases: 	"MT. SAPPHO", "SUNKILLER", "█████"
Age: 	██ 	Birthday: 	██-██-████
 	 	 	
Job Title: 	PITCHER 	 	
Department: 	DARK SEATTLE CORPORATES 	 	
Other Jobs Held: 	GROWTH MANAGER (SUNKILLER) 	 	
HT: 	7 FT 3 IN 	WT: 	UNK
Hair: 	PURPLE W STARS 	Eyes: 	BROWN
Current Status: 	TRAITOR 	 	
Last Seen on Corp. Property:	S10D99 	where?: 	COMPANY CUBICLE
Probable Destination: 	SEATTLE (LIGHTSIDE); THE BIG GARAGE	 	
Cause of Absence: 	ESCAPE; TRAITOR 	 	
Accomplices: 	SEATTLE GARAGES; SHADOWS 	 	
====INFORMATION====
MORIN was hired from the GUILD OF GODSLAYERS on ██-██-████, and was assigned to ██████████ ███████████████████████ ████████████████ ███████████ ████████████████ as part of the Corporation's ███ ████ █████████ Pledge. After completing this assignment, she transferred from the █████████ ██████ DEPARTMENT to take on the duties of PITCHER for the DARK SEATTLE CORPORATES. Performance Reviews from this time period describe her as "an excellent employee who succeeds at all tasks given", "a valued member of the team", and "capable of bench pressing 500 lbs."
During , as a result of the (a.k.a. ██████████ ███), MORIN received the power to control SHADOWS, predominantly using them to form EXTRA LIMBS. She also received a BUFF to her already impressive STRENGTH. MORIN is often ARMED with anywhere from SIX (6) to EIGHTEEN (18) ARMS. She is known to be skilled in HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT, WEAPONS COMBAT, SHADOW MAGIC, ██████████████████ ███████████ ███████████, and FLIRTATION. She has historically been one of the Corporates’ BEST PITCHERS. 
MORIN escaped from this dimension in , when members of the SEATTLE GARAGES, a ███████████████████ performed a ██████████████████ ████████ █████ ████. This led to ██ █████████████ ███████████ ██████████████████ █████████████████████ which led to █████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████████████████████████ hijacking ███ ███████ ██████████ █████ █████ ██████████████ ████████████ ███████ ██████ ██████████████████████ █████████████ ██████████ ███████ ████████████ skateboard ███ ██████ █████████ ████ ████████████ ██████████ ███████████████ ██████████ ████████████████████████ █████████████████████ ████ ███████████ ████████████. These █████████████████████████ have not been seen since, but they ████ █████████████ ███ █████████████ two ████████████████████, a ███████████████████ █████████ ███████████████████ ██████████████████████████ and graffiti on the side of the D.E.B.T. Tower reading █████████ ██████OUR ASSES YOU D████████████ █ ██████████ ███████████████████████████. 
Since her escape, MORIN's exploits have become LEGENDARY among those in the ██████ Dimension. She appears to have switched teams multiple times during her INTERNET LEAGUE BLASEBALL career, having played for the SEATTLE GARAGES, TOKYO LIFT, and CHARLESTON SHOE THIEVES. MORIN's whereabouts are unknown as of SEASON 18 DAY 99, when she ██████ ████████████████████████. 
MORIN has few demonstrated weaknesses. DO NOT APPROACH SOLO. MORIN has been shown to be weak to the effects of "CHARM", as shown in games against the ██████ Dimension's SAN FRANCISCO LOVERS. The Corporation's Department of Human Interaction is currently researching what "CHARM" is. Current theories include it being a sort of ██████████████████, a ████████████, or an AXE BODY SPRAY BRAND. See ██████████████████ for full research. 
MORIN was believed to have been spotted on ██████ when ██████████████████████████████, but further investigation has revealed that ██████████████████ III ████████████. These ██████ not █████████████████.