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Mags Banananana/IF-1667

===Background===
The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.
===With The Tokyo Adrift===
Mags Banananana was picked up by the crew of The Tokyo Adrift when the need for an additional deckhand arose. With decades of seafaring experience under her belt, Captain Strongbody felt confident in employing her as another steady hand aboard the ship. Banananana was known to support a large number of family members back on shore with her earnings, responding noncommittally when asked "How do you have kids in every port we visit?". She would set aside a portion of her income to be sent back to her numerous children and grandchildren each month. 
Self-described as “a bit of a drifter”, Banananana often regaled the crew with tales of her exploits during her many years aboard other vessels. While she was evasive on exact details, she repeatedly expressed disdain for the Lotus Trading Company (mentioned elsewhere in the journal as the creators of Lotus Mango’s mechanical components) and their exploitation of smaller ports for the cultivation of tropical fruit. For reasons unknown, Banananana “swore an oath of vengeance against the organisation, promising that they would get what was coming to them”. During shore leave, Banananana regularly organised clandestine operations to sabotage the company, occasionally employing the aid of Lotus Mango.
As detailed in a wanted poster included in the journal, Banananana’s exploits against the Company included but were not limited to:
*Defacement of banners, insignias and flags
*Vandalism and destruction of Company property and equipment
*Liberation of underpaid workers
*At least two counts of arson
Mags Highlife

is a player in the Shadows for the Hawai‘i Fridays, and has been with the team since Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Highlife joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands as the Jazz Hands' Underbracket Playoff Birth.
On , Day 35, LA Taquería stole Highlife from the Jazz Hands and gave them to the LA Unlimited Tacos.
During the October 28, 2022 Fall Ball, Highlife fell to the Hawai‘i Fridays.
On Season 2, Day 40, Basilio Fig crashed into Highlife during a game in Horizon weather, knocking Highlife into the Fridays' Shadows.
== Background ==
Mags Highlife was the first player to join the Hawai‘i Fridays during Fall Ball and for the new Era of blaseball. She is a little old lady; however, one shouldn’t underestimate her age and stature. She is peppy, excitable, and always looking for a new adventure. Often sporting fun bandanas or quirky hats that drown her, Highlife likes to get into trouble along with her younger teammates, and is close friends with fellow Friday Haruta Byrd.
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Category:Playoff Births
Maisy Gomes

was a pitcher for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 1. Gomes previously played for the Dallas Steaks.
==Official League Record==
Gomes joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Dallas Steaks at the start of Gamma 1.
On Season 1, Day 53, Gomes was exchanged to the Atlantis Georgias due to Feedback. Gomes was replaced by Leilani Heartfelt.
The Gamma 1 Feed was revealed to Fans on October 26th, 2021, revealing Gomes's history.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Category:Dallas Steaks Short Circuits Players
Malachi Others

was a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Record==
Others was first seen as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
==Fan Works==
File:Gamma2 crab comp kaylee.png|alt=Uncolored drawings of various Crab players from Gamma 1.|Gamma 2 Crabs. Art by @kayleerowena
File:Malachi Others Kaylee.png|Ordering a coffee by @kayleerowena
File:G2CG Malachi Others.png|alt=An uncolored bust drawing of Malachi Others, a humanoid cryptid with many limbs made of bones and shadows. the upper part of a skull that doesn’t resemble any species rests on her head, and she wears a pair of pants with a belt but no shirt. a crab claw comes out of her back, which she uses to shade her eyes as she looks to one side. she is robby’s younger cousin on the cryptid side of the family.|Art by @saltbuzzard
File:Florian Yuniesky Malachi Others couple kaylee.png|alt=An uncolored drawing of Florian, a jester girl, with Malachi, a tall shadowy cryptid with indistinct limbs and a skull for a face. They hold hands as they walk and talk. In the background a faded relationship chart of the Gamma 2 crabs is shown.|Florian Yuniesky and Others by @kayleerowena
File:Florian Yuniesky Malachi Others kiss kaylee.png|alt=A drawing in pink and black, featuring Malachi, a shadowy cryptid with indistinct floating limbs, with Florian, a woman wearing jester clothes. They hold each other closely with foreheads touching, and Florian pulls Malachi's skull mask away from her face.|Florian Yuniesky and Others by @kayleerowena
File:Florian Yuniesky Malachi Others girlfriends kaylee.png|alt=An entirely pink drawing of Malachi, a shadowy cryptid with a skull face and indistinct limbs that unravel the further away from the chest they are, and Florian, a woman wearing jester clothes. Florian stands and clasps her hands, while smiling and looking over at Malachi, who is floating behind her and holding one shoulder. A speech bubble with a heart in it comes out from both of them.|Florian Yuniesky and Others by @kayleerowena
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Baltimore Crabs Short Circuits Players
Malin Jolly

Malin Jolly was a pitcher for the Seattle Garages, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Jolly was first seen as a pitcher for the Garages after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
On Day 4, Season 2 of Gamma 2, Jolly pitched a perfect game.
Jolly was Discharged into Static in Season 2 of Gamma 2.
==Fan Works==
File:Malin 1.jpg|alt=A sketch drawing of Malin Jolly, an older Black woman with curly short hair, dark skin, and wrinkles. She is wearing a pirate outfit. Mugs Cone, a corgi dog, is sitting with his head on her shoulder. |Malin and Mugs by Cori
File:Malin 2.jpg|alt=A sketch drawing of Malin Jolly, an older Black woman with curly short hair, dark skin, and wrinkles. She is wearing a pirate outfit and holding up her glove. |Malin by Cori
File:Malin 3.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Malin Jolly from behind. Malin is an older Black woman with curly hair and dark skin wearing a pirate outfit. She is sitting on the mast of a pirate ship and looking off into the distance. Pink, blue, and red static textures cover the scene. |Malin by Cori
Category:Players
Category:Players with the Static modification
Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Seattle Garages Short Circuits Players
Mallorca Whales

The Mallorca Whales were a team that competed in Ultra League Blaseball and Internet League Blaseball. They joined Ultra League Blaseball on The First Day (1st Edition), and competed until they were, at some point, incinerated.
During the Season D elections, the Whales gave Parker MacMillan (who had just roamed to the Minneapolis Truckers) the Force Field.
The Whales exited the Hall of Flame when it was left unattended by the Monitor during Latesiesta of . The team then navigated to the Vault and gained the team modification Force.
==Roster==
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Category:Teams
Category:Ultra League Blaseball
Category:Mallorca Whales
Category:Incinerated Teams
Mambo Overbaugh

was a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 1.
==Official League Records==
Overbaugh was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 1.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Overbaugh’s batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles amplification, resulting in a batting stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Tokyo Lift Short Circuits Players
Manda Moth

Manda Moth is a lineup player for the Pandemonium Artists. 
==Official League Records==
Moth joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
Moth is a shape-shifting moth girl who plays blaseball among her friends. 
how or when they came to Pandemonium is a mystery. changing her shape makes her happy, and can sometimes be seen as different species of moths around town. Although she always stays in her normal form during games. 
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Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Lineup Players
Category:Shadows
Manu Candle

is a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Candle has previously played for the Core Mechanics. 
== Official League Records ==
Candle joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Core Mechanics as the Mechanics' Playoff Birth.
During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Candle fell to the Atlantis Georgias.
==Fan Works==
Manu Candle by wayslidecool.png|alt=Digital artwork of Manu Candle. Manu is a middle-aged Māori person with short, greying hair and eyeliner. She has moko kauae on her chin, and is wearing a ring necklace around her neck. He is wearing a light blue blouse, and his left arm is slightly raised. She is looking to her left, and smiling.|by , design by 
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Manual Bestiary Guestbook

==The Guestbook==
Thanks for stopping by! Sign your name below!
==Signatures==
Hillexed, CraftedRobot, Keeper_Chaos, NF211, LexaByteSR, The Menagerie, ShadowedStranger, lee notacaptain, ZweiHawke, Ditto, Zed Geometea, DreamMachine
Manuela Rowdy

was first seen as a pitcher for the New York Millennials, and had been with the team until the Gamma 3, Season 1 Election.
== Official League Records ==
Rowdy joined the ILB as a pitcher for the New York Millennials after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 Elections, Rowdy gained the Static modification as a result of the Millennials' Charge will, and was removed from the Millennials' roster.
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Category:Players with the Static modification
Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:New York Millennials Short Circuits Players
Marco Bam

was a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Record==
Bam was first seen as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
==Fan Works==
File:G4CG Marco Bam.png|alt=An uncolored line drawing of Marco Bam with his team, stats, and position displayed above. Marco is a middle aged South African trans man with heavy carcinization along the sides of his head, neck, and back. He has round sunglasses and his hair is styled in microbraids woven together to create a ridge along the top of his head, leading to a long low ponytail. He stands with his side facing the viewer as he smiles a close-lipped smile and holds a blaseball up at chest height with one hand. |Art by @saltbuzzard
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Baltimore Crabs Short Circuits Players
Marco Escobar/IF-20.211

=== Relationship with Blaseball === 
Due to the Escobar family’s long history with Blaseball, Escobar was raised entirely surrounded by the splort from a young age. In early seasons, many fans noted Escobar seemed to have little in terms of interests outside of it. When the Houston Spies were not playing, Escobar would commonly be found at the stadium or in practice areas, seemingly lost outside of a Blaseball-based scenario. Upon being asked about their hobbies in a rare Agency-approved interview during , Escobar stated they enjoyed “studying the rulebook” and “trying out different bats.” 
Some have suggested that Escobar’s quick association with magic following the use of the Summoning Circle occurred partially due to this, as it would have been one of their first new interests since their childhood. This was backed up by comments overheard by Spies fans during a game in , where Reese Clark stated that Escobar’s early years involved “going to training camp after school every day and Blittle League all summer.” 
Though members of the Houston Spies are rarely seen in public, the team’s few appearances in public during the Grand Siesta seemed to imply Escobar’s teammates became interested in diversifying their interests. Escobar was once seen visiting a skate park with Theodore Holloway and their son, Son Scotch, where they tested the skateboard by swinging it akin to a bat multiple times before using it. Escobar was later seen at team practice looking through a Sudoku book with Math Velazquez. 
Upon being asked about their future goals in a Grand Siesta interview, Escobar commented, “well, for most of my life I’ve been planning on playing Blaseball and eventually getting incinerated. But I guess it would be nice to complete a spellbook before that happens.”
Margaret Marzen

was a player in the rotation for the Yellowstone Magic, and competed in Gamma 1.
==Official League Records==
Marzen was first seen as a player in the rotation for the Yellowstone Magic after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 1.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Marzen’s defense stat increased as a result of the More Eyes amplification, resulting in a defense stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Yellowstone Magic Short Circuits Players
Category: Gamma 1
Margaritoville

Margaritoville (owned by Nava) is one of the biggest attractions in Boston, and people come from far and wide just to share a drink there. Nava xemself is rarely in the bar, but xe throws a massive party for the Flowers every Party Time. 
== History ==
After Nava received his first paycheck from the flowers in , he knew he wanted to give back to the community of Boston in a special way. Xe decided to do this by opening up his very own bar where the residents of Boston could watch every flowers game while eating great food and drinking refreshing beverages.
Nava makes sure that the bar is always taken care of because xe wants nothing more than to make sure the fans who support xim everyday are happy and have a place they can call a home away from home. It is tradition for Nava to upgrade some aspect of the bar at the end of every season so that the fans always have something new to look forward to once the first pitch is thrown at the start of the next season. 
== Popular Meals/Beverages ==
When the Atlantis Georgians were added to Blaseball, they brought with them one of the most refreshing beverages in all of the league, Ooze. Ooze is the most ordered beverage in Margaritoville as even though it was created by another team, Flowers fans even admit is is the best of the best.
Maria Lin

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 2. Lin has played for the Philly Pies.
==Official League Records==
Lin was first seen as a lineup player for the Philly Pies after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
On Gamma 2, Season 2, Day 15, Lin was exchanged to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands due to Feedback. Lin was replaced by Alford Straw. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Category: Philly Pies Short Circuits Players
Marion Bark

was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Bark was first seen as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 Elections, Bark's batting increased from as a result of the Sunbeams' More Muscles amplification.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams Short Circuits Players
Maryland Squirrels

The Maryland Squirrels were a team that competed in Ultra League Blaseball and Internet League Blaseball. They joined Ultra League Blaseball on The First Day (1st Edition) during Season A, then competed in Internet League Blaseball from Season B until the team's incineration at an unknown point.
On Day 3 of Season D, the Squirrels played against the Canada Artists under a Solar Eclipse. During this game, the Artists were incinerated and replaced with the Topeka Moist Talkers, causing their Instability to spread to the Squirrels. The final score of the game was Squirrels 9, Moist Talkers 3.
The Squirrels exited the Hall of Flame when it was left unattended by the Monitor during Latesiesta of . They were nullified on day 99 of the same season and are now located within the Black Hole (Black Hole).
==Roster==
==Former Players==
===Rising Stars===
* Jada Frederick (fell to the Boston Flowers)
===Redactions===
* Dimi Blather (, Day 16)
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Category:Ultra League Blaseball
Category:Maryland Squirrels
Category:Incinerated Teams
Math Velazquez/Speculation

Speculation about Math Velazquez abounds. Here are some options.
===Excerpt from [REDACTED] internal document, XX/XX/XXXX===
As the existence of the Alternate Reality decree has shown us, the boundaries between worlds are porous. Let us suppose, then, another world:
Some time ago, a statistics student called Matthew Velazquez, nickname "Math", somehow ended up a pitcher for a major Houston baseball [sic] team. A childhood dream he had long since discarded, abruptly revived by coincidence and circumstance. But then Matthew Velazquez began dreaming of a terrorized league in another reality, a world where people burn to death on the field and a lemniscate god shouts in letters that burn red in the sky.
He looks in the mirror when he wakes up, and does not see himself. He half-expects to be suddenly and instantly yanked away from his home in a screech of feedback. The crunch of peanuts triggers a jolt of terror. He believes himself to be going insane. He's probably even right.
The Immaterial Plane is leaking, that much is clear. But in which direction, I cannot say.
===Origins===
Math has always existed, for Math is intrinsic in the nature of the cosmos. Some theories suggest that Math was the one who set the universe in motion; in any case, Math is eternal, vast, omnipresent, and the Blaseball player is but a tiny shard.
As reads a letter to the editor that was intercepted before publication in [REDACTED], a popular magazine:
Why has the eternal order of the cosmos chosen to do this? Perhaps it is like Sarl Cagan said: you are the universe experiencing itself. Maybe Math wanted to experience mathself, be on the field of the world rather than in the stands. And so we have Math Velazquez, Blaseball player, a fragment that is very nearly blind in comparison. A single point perspective subject to the chaos and uncertainty of the universe. Just to see what it's like.
Math has made no statements confirming this theory.
Math has made no statements denying this theory.
Speculation abounds.
Matheo Carpenter

was a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 59.
==Official League Records==
Carpenter joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Boston Flowers with .
On , Day 59, Carpenter was incinerated and replaced by Gloria Bugsnax.
==History==
As his name suggests, Carpenter was a former electrician by trade.
Carpenter's cheering section was traditionally silent, as it is illegal to pronounce his name correctly in most of the United States.
Carpenter wielded the Weird Flex, having won it in a raffle following Isaac Rubberman's incineration in Season 3.
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Matteo Cash

was a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and was with the team from the until Fall Ball. Cash has previously played for the Ohio Worms.
== Official League Records ==
Cash joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Mexico City Wild Wings with .
Cash was traded to the Ohio Worms' Shadows in exchange for Aurora Blortles during the via the Wild Wings' will.
During , Day 74, Cash joined to the Worms' lineup in exchange for Susananana Portmanteau at the Wapakoneta Air, Space, and Worm Museum and Ballpark via the Ratified .
Cash was traded back to the Mexico City Wild Wings in exchange for Tai Beanbag during the via the Wild Wings' will.
Over the course of , Cash entered and exited the Wild Wings' Shadows two times as a result of Basin of Mexico Park events, ending the Season on the lineup.
==Appearance==
Matteo Cash is a humanoid magpie-jay, and is similar in appearance to an Aarakocra. He has no arms and no legs, but does possess wings. When Cash is nervous, his wings grow, which can be helpful in holding a bat. His blacklight appearance features gold accents, which distract him in his constant hunt for shiny things. Due to Cash’s status as a cross of a human and a bird, he is shorter than the average human. This height is sometimes jokingly referred to as “fun sized”, referencing Cash’s friendly nature. He can often be seen wearing shiny makeup and clothes he deems pretty. His fashion sense is immaculate, despite some difficulties in finding clothing that fits him.
==Personality and Traits==
Matteo Cash uses he/him pronouns. He has been described by fans as “very gender”, pointing to his being gender non-conforming. Despite his friendliness, he has a rather timid personality, going so far as to hit balls softer to “not be mean”. Cash also has anxiety, as well as stimming behaviors, these traits are displayed in the growth of his feathers. He is always looking to bring fun to Blaseball. He is a friend to all, and always makes sure everyone has a good time. 
Cash is known to get easily sidetracked. Conversations about one of his passions will often lead to an outburst about another. His greatest passion is astronomy. He loves the shininess of the stars, and frequently views them through his old brass telescope. Using this telescope, he will spend the times leading up to games considering Hermetic philosophy, leading to his pre-game ritual of “Hermetics”. As a philosopher and astronomer, Cash will often look at the stars and create his own constellations. His love of the stars also spreads to the rest of his life, as he is obsessed with shiny things, and often collects and wears any shiny things he can find.
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Former Shadows Players