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Melton Telephone/IF-62.498

==Introduction==
Melton Telephone is a tree-like payphone standing at roughly 3-7 feet tall (91-213 cm) depending on the season. Their body is mostly comprised of tree trunks and branches from various species (Douglas fir, white ash, giant sequoia, and several unknown species have been observed) while their head consists of telephone parts. Wires and cords bind these disparate elements together. Communicating with Telephone is done by picking up any phone and asking to speak to Melton Telephone. This was eventually pieced together when Telephone repeatedly mimed picking up a phone for three hours straight during a team meeting.
Telephone has previously described their home as an old phone booth with an American sycamore growing through it. Teammates, park rangers, and occasionally park visitors are often invited by Telephone to hang out there, but nobody has succeeded in locating it. When asked about this lack of directions, Telephone simply stated that everyone finds their way easily enough and the company is appreciated even if no one remembers it. The phone booth is supposedly somewhere in Yellowstone.
==Career==
Before joining the Magic, Telephone was an avid fan of Blaseball and regularly spectated games in Yellowstone. At one of these games, Telephone caught a home run ball. Worried they’d be thrown out for stealing, Telephone threw the ball back, throwing a perfect strike clocking in at 307 mph (494 kph). After the game, players from the Magic encouraged Telephone to try out for the team. In a few short weeks, Telephone was fully trained and ready to play.
Telephone got their chance to pitch when they were subbed in for Francisco Preston in . After helping the Magic reach the postseason, Telephone was attacked by Consumers in a game against the Hawai'i Fridays. Their performance dropped after this event and many noticed a significant decrease in the maximum height Telephone grew to. Over the course of , their bark grew soft and mossy and phone parts became noticeably rusty.
At the end of the season, Telephone requested some time off, which their teammates obviously supported. The deteriorating payphone stepped behind a nearby tree and disappeared entirely. The current whereabouts of Telephone are unknown, but Magic players are confident they will answer the call when the team needs them most.
Melvin Kemp

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Records==
Kemp was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
During the Party Planning election, Kemp attended the Jazz Hands' Mixer, resulting in a combined star increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Mercursid

== Appearance ==
A silvery, liquid creature that often takes the form of a terrestrial Grizzly bear. Mercursids are generally found in Fractal-fold forests and Grand Clockwork ruins. 
== Behavior ==
Be on the lookout for them popping out of pipes and funnels. 
== Rumors ==
They can be placated by a gift of precious metals or other materials that can form an amalgam.
Category: Core Mechanics
Category:Core
Category:Core Bestiary
Merriment Blockwall

Merriment Blockwall is a Finarian Junior Archivist for B.A.C.K, 
== Early History ==
Merriment was born in Miami, but her parents moved to The Core when she was six years old. Her love for Archiving and the idea of the Manual sparked during a school trip to a local Core Organizations' B.A.C.K facility.
== Current Status==
Merri lives in the Central Core with her husband. Despite being only a Junior Archivist, she is noted for uncannily constantly being shanghaied into multiple strange and odd adventures. She's been unwillingly brought along to adventures such as stealing gold far below The Steakhouse, Locating the only remaining copy of Jane Austen's Sanditon, and even fighting beetle pirates in a far-off sector of the core.
Category:Core Mechanics
Category:Core
Mexico City

Mexico City (Spanish: Ciudad de México) is the capital city of Mexico and is nestled within the Valley of Mexico. It is also the home base to the Mexico City Mild Wings. At some point, Mexico City formed two separate cities. It is unknown when this change took place, and some speculate that the second city has always been there, lying quietly underground. 
== Second City ==
The second city is difficult to define. The city is entirely underground, directly underneath Mexico City, and governed by the shadows of Mexico City's elected officials. Reports claim that the city is maze-like and strange, which is no doubt enhanced by its subterranean nature. The entrance to The Bucket, the stadium that the Wild Wings use, is located somewhere within the city. Attempts at creating directions to this entrance have all failed.
Category:Cities
Category:Places
Mexico City Wild Wings/History

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== Overview ==
There are stories, but few known facts about the history of the Mexico City Wild Wings, and the inner workings of the team are largely conducted behind closed doors. There are allusions to methods of scrying or divination involving wingsauce, various secret projects the purpose of which is undisclosed and organiseations such as the Gastronomic Conjury Guild. But the team roster, one of the most stable in Blaseball history, and the fans at least appear to be shielded from the inner workings, enjoying a reputation for good splortsmanship and a welcoming attitude. 
The Wild Wings currently play in a stadium known as The Bucket, located on a lake within Mexico City. Due to the outwardly Chaotic appearance of the Wild Wings's roster and managerial style, their initial placement in the Lawful Evil League was often called into question. The Wild Wings Legal Team were largely responsible for ensuring the team's activities remained within the law. After placement in the Mild League activated the Wild Wings Legal Team to take legal action against the Blaseball Gods themselves.
== Recent History ==
=== The Roster ===
The elections were the first time that the Wild Wings had a change to the stats of the roster, with Burke Gonzales and Ronan Combs getting alternate forms and José Haley acquiring the Mushroom item. Until then, the Wings were completely unaffected by time.
The Wings are still largely immune to the chaos of blaseball however, the Wild Wings are currently the only team to not have a roster change since the beginning of Internet League Blaseball. The Wings have not experienced incineration, a trade, or even a team shuffle. Functionally, the Wings roster is a time capsule to the beginning of blaseball itself. The reason for the immunity of the Wings is unclear, current theories include: secret influence by the Wild Wings Legal Team, protection from weather due to The Bucket, exceedingly strong plot armor, and the extreme spice of the team itself.
=== Weather ===
Up until The Weather Event of Season 6, the Wings had not experienced a single weather event. While many weather events had occurred to Wings opponents during games, nothing had ever effected the team itself. The event was a shock to the fans and team alike, as most had become used to the immunity of the Wings. The event was cited by many as proof that The Bucket had started to crumble, as many believe that The Bucket is the only thing standing between the Wings and the chaos of the splort. It is currently believed that whatever entity protecting the Wings from roster change is also the same one protecting them from weather events.
Category:History
Mia Dice

was a player in the rotation for the Yellowstone Magic, and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Records==
Dice was first seen as a player in the rotation for the Yellowstone Magic after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
During the Party Planning election, Dice attended the Magic's Rager, resulting in a combined stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Yellowstone Magic Short Circuits Players
Miami Elder League Blaseball Association

The Miami Dale currently do not have an Underleague team; however, the Miami Elder League Blaseball Association is a thriving league with a number of teams whose players are age 65 or older. The Elder League is believed to have been founded in retaliation against child star Scooter "Skeeter" Buckley. Buckley, locally famous for his portrayal of Skeeter the Skeeter in the long-running commercial series for OUCH! Mosquito Spray, was invited to throw the first pitch of the 20XX season. By all accounts the youth did a great job, and Dale management approached him with an offer to join the team. Buckley declined, stating that he intended to pursue acting at Juulliard. The Dale took extreme offense to the snub and immediately organized and funded the Elder League. 
Players were originally recruited from local assisted living facilities, Jimmy Bluffet concerts, and matinee movie showings. However, the popularity and exclusivity of the league grew extremely quickly, and it is now more than self-sustaining. The League is more active in the winter due to players temporarily relocating to Miami from colder regions. In addition to blaseball, the Elder Leagues host exclusive late-night (4 p.m.) bingo games and viciously competitive cribbage tournaments. 
The Dale reportedly scout potential players from the Elder League, with some sources saying that Mr. Wide believes AARP membership is "one of the most desirable traits in a blaseball player." There is no maximum age for the league; currently, the oldest player is Dorothy Walters of Coral Gables at 2.47 billion years young.
Miami Gerald

Miami Gerald (maɪˈæmi ˈhɛrəld) is the nickname of Gerald Gonzalez of Little Havana, Miami. Gerald is a freelance reporter for a number of news outlets, focusing on sports, entertainment, and "good-natured gossip." Gerald is known almost exclusively by his "Miami Gerald" epithet; even his official bylines frequently reference only that name. He is notorious for a charming "firm handshake, gentle smile" combination that some speculate throws tight-lipped sources off balance. He is friends with local humor columnist Wave Larry.
Gerald seems to sometimes be known as "The Miami Gerald" and/or work for a publication called The Miami Gerald. The truth of either of these is unconfirmed. When asked about the existence of such a newspaper, Gerald simply laughs and says "I'm Miami Gerald, of course," or "that's me, Miami Gerald!"
Gerald has been a Miami icon for as long as anyone remembers and is frequently spotted around town with his trademark fedora and large, gray mustache. A common saying is that "Miami Gerald knows literally everyone," and he certainly seems not to want for sources. When he's not chasing down a lead with his trusty notepad and pen, Gerald enjoys teaching his nephews to cook, playing dominoes with his friends, and going to Miami Dale games.
Category:Public Figures
Category:Miami Dale
Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle

==Summary==
Michel Élan Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle are the head coaches of the Canada Moist Talkers. Michel and Chalky have been married forever, always have each others backs, and together are one of the two power couples that form the emotional core of the Moist Talkers.
Michel and Chalky were the original coaches of the Moist Talkers, as anointed by the Billy Bleane Deities. They've never wavered from their roles as Head Coaches of the Moist Talkers.
==Trivia==
*Both Michel and Chalky carry Spistles, special whistles that use moisture to catch the attention of any Moist Talker over incredible distances.
Category:Coaches
Category:Canada Moist Talkers
Mickey Woods

Mickey Woods was a lineup player for the Philly Pies, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 95 in a game against the Kansas City Breath Mints.
==Official League Records==
Woods joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Philly Pies with .
During the , Woods's baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' blessing.
On , Day 95, Woods was incinerated and replaced by Jaxon Buckley.
==Biographical Information==
Mickey Woods played first base for the Philly Pies.
Originally a construction worker, she was convicted of manslaughter after hitting a rock with a lead pipe into the head of a bystander while on her mandated 15-minute break. She was sentenced to five years in prison, but the Pies, taking an interest in her hitting, made a deal with the judge, a Philly native and Pies fan, for her to serve her sentence playing for the team. An additional three years was added to her sentence for her part in developing the signature Philly Pies blaseball play known as Philladeltrix: The Marquis of Pain.
Woods had numerous tattoos, including, as a devout Quaker, the names of the Valiant Sixty on her back. She was deeply repentant for the death she caused.
Since the abolition of the Pie-nitentiary, Woods served the rest of her sentence through community service and helping with local social work groups. The aid to a community she unwittingly harmed was a balm to her Quaker soul. Woods's favorite flower was the iris. She spent most of her free time working in the Pies community glarden. 
Woods's regular order at the Tastykake food court is well known and now available as the Number 5: Two slices of pie and a large coffee with two tablespoons of sesame oil. Since her incineration, flans will often leave a Number 5 by her memorial in the community glarden.
==Relationships==
Woods had many varied and tragic relationships, including one with Combs Duende that ended with their incineration. After Duende's incineration, Woods continued to use their bat, Split Ends, in as a good luck charm. She also got a tattoo of Duende's name on her collarbone to memorialize them as gone but never forgotten.
At the time of Woods's incineration, she was dating Chicago Firefighters player, Lou Roseheart, who was left bereaved by her absence. Woods also had a close relationship with Farrell Seagull after they were swapped to the Garages. Seagull and Woods had been looking at potentially going on a date during the post-season siesta, and now Seagull joins the many impacted by Woods's incineration. 
Both players have been seen placing a Number 5 in the Tastykake Community Glarden in memorial of their lost loved one and friend.
==Fan Works==
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Category:Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Middling

Middling is a Modification, first seen as a Team Modification in and a Player Modification in . 
Coasting is a Player Modification, to date only seen on Items. 
==Effect==
Middling causes players (either with the Modification or on a Team with the Modification) to gain the Modification in the Midseason.
Coasting causes players to gain the Modification in the Midseason. 
==History==
===Middling===
Middling was introduced as a part of the Middling blessing in the , but was seen on a Team before the Election results due to the Reader. In the , XIII was drawn and the Middling Modification given to the Kansas City Breath Mints for the Season 15 Midseason. The blessing was later won by the Spies, to be used in the Midseason.
Middling appeared again in the under the Middle of the Pack Blessing, which granted a random player on the winning team Middling as a Permanent Modification. This was won by the Hades Tigers, and granted to Aldon Cashmoney.
===Coasting===
Coasting has only ever been seen as an Item Modification - curiously, it has only ever appeared on items from the shimmering Crates dropped in Glitter weather. Items with the Coasting Modification have dropped twice in the history of Blaseball:
*, Day 28: Richardson Games gained a Coasting Jersey.
*, Day 86: Stephanie Winters gained a Coasting Leg Bat.
Category:Player Modifications
Category:Team Modifications
Category:Item Modifications
Miguel Javier

was a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 11.
==Official League Records==
Javier joined the ILB as a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers with .
On , Day 11, Javier was incinerated and replaced by Kennedy Meh.
==History==
Miguel Javier (he/him) owned and operated a small Etsy crafts store.
==Fan Works==
===Music===
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===Art===
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File:Miguel Javier.jpg|by @Validtine
Category:Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Lineup Players
Miguel Wheeler

Miguel Wheeler was a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 107.
== Official League Record ==
Wheeler joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings with .
On , Day 47, some of Wheeler's hitting ability was siphoned by Sutton Picklestein.
During a , Day 105 playoffs game against the Seattle Garages, Wheeler was hit by a pitch thrown by Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Wheeler became Unstable, greatly increasing their chances of being incinerated. 
On Season 7, Day 107, in a second round playoff game against the Seattle Garages, Wheeler was incinerated and replaced by Case Sports.
==Fan Works==
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Category:Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Nonhuman Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Miguel Wheeler/IF-43.984

Wheeler was a single rubber tire with a blaseball bat tied to one side piloted by a teeming mass of rats running on the inside of the tire. (While the entire tire-rat-bat entity was Miguel Wheeler, each rat negotiated its contract with management individually.) On the outside, the "CHELIN" in "MICHELIN" was scratched out and replaced with "GUEL".
It is currently unknown how Wheeler began playing for the Mexico City Wild Wings, but it was considered a fan favorite, and it maintains some popularity even after its incineration.
Wheeler's roll up music was "Rubber" by Mr. Oizo & Gaspard Auge.
Mike Townsend/IF-21.615

==INCIDENT REPORT==
Reported By: █████████
Incident Date: STARDATE 0114-2███-██
Incident Type: CHEATING
Incident No. 567-C-312
Location: SPACE VEGAS™ CASINO FRANCHISE 42, Sagittarius Dwarf Spheroidal Galaxy
Specific Location: DIGI-POKER TABLE ROOM 03
Incident Description:
Parties 1 and 2 are described by witnesses as two human men in red and blue Blaseball uniforms, one of whom had “multiple more thumbs than is expected for a human” and the other of whom was “carrying around some sort of board with wheels on the bottom” and wearing glasses.
Parties 1 and 2 entered DIGI-POKER TABLE ROOM 03 and sat down at a table. Casino personnel became increasingly suspicious of Party 1 as he continued to win multiple rounds of poker despite having poor position at the table and, according to winners, “not looking like the type of entity who would be good at poker.” Casino personnel confronted Party 1 only to discover that a number of the cards in his hand were false and constructed from some sort of tangible shadow material.
Party 1 and Party 2 fled DIGI-POKER TABLE ROOM 03 immediately after Party 2 was approached by a bouncer to be scanned for psychic signatures. Party 2 broke an internal sliding glass door open with the aforementioned “board with wheels on it” and was seen using it to move at a heightened pace down a hallway. The two parties in question were later witnessed exiting the complex’s ship parking sector in some sort of custom-built mecha-vehicle with eight robotic legs.
The psychic signatures picked up from Party 2 were later analyzed and it was confirmed that Party 2 was also cheating using some sort of latent precognitive ability, which is explicitly against Rule 912 in the SPACE VEGAS™ CASINO Primer of Rules and Regulations.
Follow-Up Action: Signs with the visual appearance and energy signatures of Party 1 and Party 2 have been posted at all entrances to the FRANCHISE 42 complex indicating that they are not to be allowed onto the premises for any reason. Casino personnel agent 2D- ██████ has been dispatched to uncover further information about the incident.
Mike Townsend/IF-24.104

=== Our Favorite 23 Times Mike Townsend Wore His Own Merch 😍 ===
Like you wouldn't if you were famous
What do you wear when you risk your life to resurrect your friend, become one of the first ILB players to explore the shadows, and hit a grand slam? Apparently, your own merch! Who knew! Keep scrolling for our top 23 moments of Mike wearing Mike! 
==== 23. Mike wearing a Skarages Hat to Olive's Garden ====
It seems Mike didn't manage to get directions to a real Italian restaurant when he decided to go to...
==== 22. Mike wearing a signed flannel on his flight to Baltimore ====
Did Mike sign a flannel and then put it on, or did he happen to have a spare signed flannel around? Either way, this look...
==== 21. Mike wearing a pair of Mike Townsend and the Seattle Garages fingerless gloves while scrolling through Ebay ====
This picture, as seen on Magi Ruiz's Instlagram story, is proof that Mike even wears his own merch at home! What an absolute...
Mike Townsend/IF-25.559

=="Tonwsend and Trombone in a Tiff?"==
Mike Townsend was spotted buying bread from Grand Central before today's game, much to the shock and awe of onlookers. "He usually bakes bread with Betsy before games, did they get into a fight?" one nosy tourist remarked.
Attempts to speak with Townsend on the matter was met with stammering before beating a hasty retreat into the shadows.
When asked for comment, Trombone was quoted saying "The fuck is it to you? I was busy, get off my back" before siccing their crows on the reporter.
Mike Townsend/IF-37.403

===LIL ROADIES LIL MAGAZINE EXCLUSIVE INVESTIGATION: What Secrets Lie Underneath Mike Townsend's Hat?===
Dear Tim,
Thank you for writing in with such an important question! In an exclusive investigation conducted by Lil’ Roadies lead investigative reporter, Kenneth Midcentury (that’s me!), the Lil’ Roadies Lil’ Magazine has finally uncovered the mystery of what’s underneath Mike’s hat! We’ve consulted dozens of Seattle residents, read scholarly articles on the matter, and had our expert team follow Townsend everywhere we could until he politely but firmly asked us to stop. Our lead investigative reporter (that’s me!) even tried to sneak into his room at midnight to discover the truth, but was caught by Oliver Mueller and told to go to bed. No matter the setbacks, our team strove to discover the truth, and through hard work, perseverance, and a crucial interview with Townsend’s teammate Betsy Trombone, we’ve discovered it. Here’s what what went down:
KM: Betsy!
BT: Oh, hey Kenny [e/n: That’s me!]. What’s cookin?
KM: You’d consider yourself a good friend of Mike Townsend, right?
BT: As good a friend as anyone really could be, I suppose.
KM: Which means you’d have seen him without his hat on, right?
BT: I mean, sure! 
KM: So then, tell our readers: what’s really under Townsend’s hat?
BT: Under… under his hat?
KM: Yeah. Tell us.
BT: … Well obviously Batatouille lives there. 
KM: What?
BT: You really think Mike can function on his own? No way. He’s piloted by a tiny little guy named Batatouille who lives under his hat and pulls his hair to steer him around.
KM: Really?
BT: Yeah just ask him yourself. Anyway I gotta, uh, go to a location now. Bye!
KM: Bye Betsy!
Townsend was unable to comment on the matter, so the Lil' Roadies Lil' Magazine has decided to take Trombone’s words as fact. However, we are still undecided as to whether Batatouille is a rat (like the movie RatatouiIIe), a bat (like Rouge from Sonic), or a bat (like in blaseball). All three of these would explain why Townsend’s batting is much better than his pitching. 
Well there you have it Lil' Readers! Another mystery solved.
Until next time,
Kenny Mid (that’s me!)