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Whale (colour)

When painting a room whale always use the other end of the brush - not the brush itself, the handle. In this way streaks of whale can be applied evenly on all ceilings, floors, and furniture.
==Great Art==
All great artists use whale. The renowned Chinese painter, Vincent Van Go, earned his chops by splashing whale onto solid objects, and then naming them, and only then hauling them into his studio and later onto the sales block. So just by walking down on alley, splashing whale on old tires, milk cartons, newspapers and all the other sorts and kinds and pieces of garbage, he'd earn a living. He would work maybe 10 minutes a week, tops, less if he kept his route close to home.
==Why?:Use Whale==
It is a colour unfelled by the other colors, for when mixed with any other colour the result is whale. So use whale for anything that needs painting or scraping off. If you want to paint a person, do so, for whale will do nothing but improve on the situation. Can you paint something with whale and pretend it's another colour? No!! Why would you? Whale takes backseat to no colour, for it is whale, watch it spread.
==Eating the colour==
If someone eats whale, hurry to the outside hose and wash their face out with water and dirt. Whale will not come out with water alone, but will only attach itself to skin quicker when wet (which is why you never should swallow whale, your stomach lining will be permanently whale and even sunlight or not even starlight so clear, won't get it off. They wouldn't dare.). So use some dirt when you wash, then whale slips off as easy as grandma's new dress. 
==Giving whale to someone==
The gift of whale denotes friendship so kind that whenever a person opens a gift can of whale, tears of happiness flow, which must then be immediately mixed into the paint. When about ten tears of happiness mingle with whale they transform it to the glistening insides of marbles. That is why whale is prized among all paint for true love and tender moments. This is how it is in many cultures: giving a gift of whale is enough for the entire village to be called to the scene. They are then invited down to the basement, where all the interesting things happen.
If you paint your true love with whale - called "sparkle up quickly" by old tribes - all the things you love about them will rise to the top of the skin and all their bad things nobody knows about will get bleached into somewhere not even shadow left. Then you see two people dance and croon on the patio, someone plays the piano.
==Do you have enough money to buy whale?==
It's only paint, so if you've been told about it you can get some. Not everyone does or is, or even cares towards. It's whale, which pales gold, but not everyone can know this. And even if they did, believe? No! How many would? So get some. Hesitate only for geese, because geese clarify attention to detail, whale included.
==See also==
*Whale (animal)
Category:Whales
Category:Color
Whaling

Whaling is the act of picking up fat chicks for use in sexual gratification. Generally occurring after 2AM, whaling is considered a last resort by most, though some have made it into a sport.
Recreational Whaling however is the killing of watery mammals (i.e. whales) as a extreme sport. Professional whalers such as Blubber Fett often describe the sport "relaxing".
The fun is hitting a whale in the sperm whale, it has one tale fin and is white. It reproduces by getting inside a big egg-like rock, and it is reborn.
==Origins==
Whaling was invented in 1962 by Jeb Bush after he broke his right hand while touring with the Beverley Sisters' Hill-Billies. He was unable to play the washboard with the band, so he began to play with himself instead. Unfortunately, he was forced to use his left hand. This resulted in a serious injury to his genitals due to lack of coordination (Jeb is right-handed). The resourceful Jeb then turned to the predominately fat female population of Crawford, Texas for assistance. Though his hand eventually healed and he was again able to masturbate and play the washboard without injury, he continued his practice of heavy drinking and intentionally fucking women who sometimes outweighed him by over 100 pounds.
==A Guide to Whaling==
Whaling is best undertaken in a seriously inebriated state. This serves several purposes. Alcohol is helpful in removing inhibitions and common sense, the two largest obstacles to whaling. The whaler is also much less likely to regurgitate his dinner during intercourse if his senses are sufficiently numbed. Finally, if enough alcohol is imbibed, all memory of the whaling incident may be permanently erased from the practitioner's memory.
The use of condoms is advised, though not necessary. Pizza and/or hamburgers are also optional, though highly recommended. It has been observed that, similar to deer hunting, most successful whaling attempts involve offerings of food to attract the target. In many cases, the whaler can simply sneak up behind the whale and wale her while she partakes of the food. Some whales are so focused on the food that they don't seem to notice the activity behind them.
Whaling should always be performed at night, as the act is much less likely to be observed by others than in broad daylight. Observation should be avoided at all costs. See moped riding.
Contrary to the allegations of some conservationists, the whale population is not in decline. Suitable specimens have been spotted in all social strata throughout the world, particularly in Texas.
==Uncertainty==
==See Also==
*Gay whales in Darfur
Category:Sex
Category:Sexuality
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What's a nigga gotta do to get a Pee Review around here?

Nigga, I wrote me a bomb-ass article called A wizard did it, and I was like "Aw, hell yeah! This here's the shit!" I show it to my baby momma and she like, "Aw, shit, nigga, that shit is FUNNY!" And I axed her, "Bitch, think I should put it on VFH?" So SHE say, "I ain't no bitch!" So I say, "Bitch, you best shut the fuck up!" So she say, "I said I ain't no bitch, do-you-have-a-hearing-problem-nigga?" So I smack her.
And then I put that shit up on Pee Review, fo' sho'. But I wrote that shit last Thursday! It been fuckin' fo-eva!
So I gotta ax you now: What's a nigga gotta do to get a Pee Review around here?
==Some nigga didn't review it==
After like a whole day - a whole day, nigga! - some muthafucka called "I will kill you" shows up and he's like "hell yeah, I review yo shit." So I say, "Holy shit, it's the KKK!" because this nigga all comin up in here callin himself "I will kill you."
So this white-sheet-ass muthafucka says "12 hours or less, don't you worry, nigga." Then 8 hours go by and he's like "Shit, nigga, I done forget." Then 8 more hours go by and he's like "Shit, nigga, I do it soon." Then some cracka-ass admin come along and goes all Rodney King on that muthafucka. Fuck the po-lice.
===Some otha nigga didn't review it very good===
So the cracka-ass admin, he say, "Some otha brotha need to do this shit up right." And I say, "Righteous, brotha," even though I'm thinkin fuckin cracka-ass cracka.
So then this other nigga stop by and he say "It was good but not funny. I give it a 4."
What the fuck kinda pee review is that??
===Then that first nigga didn't review it again===
So I ax everyone to review it fo real this time, fo real. And two days go by, and that "I will kill you" mothafucka shows up again! And he say, "Nigga, this time I review yo shit, fo real, you just sit yo ass there for 24 hours." And I'm like "24 fuckin hours, nigga? Fo real?"
So four hours go by and I'm like "Aw, hell no, not again." But then he come in and say, "My ass is almost done with this shit," and I say, hallelujah, praise Jesus all up in here.
But then that nigga don't fuckin do it!!
So I ax you again: What's a nigga gotta do to get a Pee Review around here?
==I got these cheeseburgers==
Man, I got these cheeseburgers. They some double cheeseburgers. Come on, man. Give a nigga a Pee Review for some cheeseburgers. You like cheeseburgers, right? Come on, man.
===I'll suck your dick===
Come on, man. I'll suck your dick, man. I said I'll suck your dick, man. Come on now.
==See Also==
*Fellatio
*It's about fuckin' time, shiiitt.
Category:Vexing Scientific Conundrums
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:FA Uncyclopedia
What If?:I don't wanna?

Ever since humans first popped into existence from their mommas, they have pondered one one simple question. One that is asked when someone tell them to do the dishes. One that is asked when someone tells them to stop writing Uncyclopedia articles. One that is asked when someone tells them that they've been sucking on penises for the twelve billion, nine hundred forty-two million, two hundred thirty-five thousand, three hundred, and thirteenth time, and that sucking on them twelve billion, nine hundred forty-two million, two hundred thirty-five thousand, three hundred, and thirteen times could damage their lungs. The question in question?
"What if I don't wanna!"
== What if you don't wanna? ==
Well you gotta. And don't you dare ask why. The reason why is because I said so. Now go work on your homework or I will crush you with my A- Wait, wrong show.
== What if you wanna, but I don't? ==
Well, I make the rules, so I declare that if I don't wanna, then I don't gotta. If you wanna, but I don't want you to do it, you can't. Nice try, kiddo.
== What if you wanna be the very best, like no one ever was? ==
Like I said, I make the rules. I don't care if you wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. Besides, this is an article on if you DON'T wanna, not one on if you DO wanna. So, too bad.
== More What Ifs? ==
* What if dentists could time travel?
* What if I burning your dog?
* What if I want my own article?
* What if I get banned from the internet?
What is a Moot Point?

We've all heard the expression "it's a moot point", meaning obviously that the item under discussion is irrelevant and not valid or worth talking about- but where did this rather strange expression come from?
The use of the moot point has been recorded back as far as recorded history spans, with mentions of Marc Antony telling Cleopatra that it was a moot point whether wicker baskets should be allowed in bedrooms mere moments after that fateful incident with the asp. Some have claimed that there should have been research into moot points years ago and they were just waiting to get a round tuit.
There are those who would have you believe that the origin of the moot point lies in language itself and that it's just a strange etymology of words through time that have led to the expression as it is used today, but this is not in fact the case.
== History ==
To see the origins of the term "moot point" as having a meaning of invalidity or worthlessness we need to look to the fossil records where fossils of a creature named a Moot (Alces nullus) have been found under the permafrost of Alaska. The Moot is believed to be a close relative of the Moose (Alces alces) which is a member of the deer family. 
The best preserved example of a Moot was found in 1973 by noted explorer Anne Elk (Miss) buried in the peat bogs of Western Ireland and almost perfectly preserved. It is from this specimen that we know the creature to have been long haired as fossilized remains only let us know the bone structure. Sharing most of the same basic familial traits with the Moose the Moot was a long haired quadruped but unlike the Moose the Moot only had a rudimentary horn stub, just a soft nubbin, with no sharp or pointed aspect at all. 
This gave rise to the common usage we see today that a 'Moot point' was really no point at all.
Moots appear to have become extinct around 1786 when they were used primarily as a food source on the convict transport ships to the penal colony of Australia. They were particularly prized for their tender meat and while they could give a nasty nip to the unwary ships cook there was no danger of goring from their non-existent antlers.
== The Future ==
Of course over time language changes It may be that in time we will have another pointless thing take over as the source of the irrelevant point in an argument, perhaps it will become the war against terror point, who can tell but I'd like to think the moot point will remain for its succinctness.
Category:Philosophy
Category:Language
Category:Expressions
What should I search for?

== WOW! This page actually exists! ==
Yes, that's right. I have way too much time on my hands and have decided to create a page about nothing. WHAT?! YOU MEAN PAGES ABOUT NOTHING ALREADY EXIST?! DAMN YOU, BLOGGERS! Seeing as there's no point me sticking around, I suppose I may as well commit honourable death like the samurai of Japan did...does any body have a sword? No? Well, I suppose this chainsaw will do...OH GOD! I DROPPED IT ON MY LEG! ARRGH! DOES ANYONE HAVE A FEW TISSUES? IT'S JUST THAT THE BLOOD'S MADE MY HANDS QUITE SLIPPERY AND I CAN'T GRIP THE CHAINSAW! Oh, hi Mum. What? Why is my leg missing? Oh, I accidentally cut it off. Yes Mum. Nine times? No, this is only my eighth suicide attempt this week! Oh, you're counting sitting in the rubbish bin while they empty it into the truck with a bag on my head as two? Ah, right. I suppose the bag could have killed me alone. Fair enough. Could you fetch me a bag? I need to put my leg in it. What? Get it myself? WHY? What do you mean, 'I should have thought of that before I cut it off?' It was an ACCIDENT! I didn't MEAN to cut it off! Yes, I KNOW I should take some responsibility once in a while! Can't we talk about this some other time?! I'm about to black out from blood lo-THWUMP!
== Am I dead yet? ==
Am I dead? OW! Well, obviously not. Anyway, that can be fixed! What? Oh, hi nurse. What? No, I'm not hungry. Can you just hang on a sec? I'm trying to drink these poisonous chemicals. HEY! What do you mean, 'don't die?' It could free up bed space! Oh, you mean not on your watch. Fair enough. Anyway, while I wait for your shift to finish, can you go find my leg? I dropped it on my bedroom floor, and I kind of need it. In the hospital freezer, hey? Well, could you go get it? I can't really walk so well with only one leg. You BITCH! You're just going to leave me?! AAAARGH! WHY DOES NOBODY EVER LISTEN TO ME!
==Will you actually help me search for something?==
No. Who do I look like, Confucius? I do? It's the wig, isn't it? I guess I'll exchange it tomorrow...no, I'm not insulted! I just don't want to be confused for someone I'm not. Yes, I tried to impersonate Michael Jackson that one time, but I was reeeeally drunk from that Chrstmas party...
==Now what==
What's that? It's a...YES! it's a syringe. What's in it? Is it...to hell with what's in it! Injection...OW! ahh..now that that's-, hey, a label! It's...WEREWOLF BLOOD? Well, there is a full moon tonight. I'm gonna be a werewolf with ONE leg? this is going to be interesting.
==The victims==
I guess I'll have to eat people, but who? Of couse! people who I hated. hmm...
===My Seventh-Grade English Teacher===
Of course? I hated her. She gave me soooo much homework...
Category:Internet
What was God thinking!?

Dear ,
A few weeks ago, we all watched with horror as killer tornadoes, storms, and floods rocked the Midwestern United States.
I'm sure you saw the news that several innocent people and kittens were killed by tornadoes and thousands of people lost everything they had. Houses were swept from foundations; bridges loaded with railroad cars floated away. Farmers lost entire fields of crops. And in this year's economy, that may cause many of them to lose their homesteads too. 
These storms have produced incredible devastation, as entire counties were declared disaster areas. Workers in the area tell us everyone is very stressed with the impact of losing everything, especially the children and kittens.
That's why our workers and volunteers have been busy distributing our What was God thinking?!? booklets to as many kids as possible throughout the hard hit disaster areas in the midwest. 
Like all of us, the kids are questioning God and this should most certainly be encouraged. It is most especially important that they question God and even their own faith after a terrible disaster such as this one, since such questioning is perfectly natural.
Well, our little booklet What was God thinking?!? encourages kids to question God regardless of the scriptural truths that God should never be questioned. It presents in a clear and age-appropriate manner several methods of questioning God and doubting one's faith.
And this is more than just literature distribution. Should we have intended only literature distribution, we would have flooded the area with Bibles, just like the Gideons.
We have these brochures in 144,000 locations around the country, ready to use. But we will not be satisfied until every block in every city in the nation has them available. We have distributed thousands in shopping malls, Wal-Marts, grocery stores, banks, and every other place we could think of where people with money hang out. 
We have heard many stories of doubt when we handed these brochures out. One young man in our centers expressed frustration that they needed to hand something out around the time of these disasters, but then our great brochures arrived just in time.
Won't you please donate to our cause? At the bronze level, you can donate $200, or at the silver level, $3000, or at the gold level, $50,000. Better yet, donate $700,000 at the platinum level. You can do it, you know you can. Do it for the kittens! You can even donate online at www.wedontneedyourmoney.com and save us the cost of postage! Hurry and donate today!
Thank you for caring,
*I.Huff Kittens
*Executive Director
Category:Organizations
Category:Religion
Category:Christianity
Whataburger

Whataburger is a controversial chain of brothels where in place of women, the employees are chicken strips. The chain was victimized in a suit raised in 2006 claiming that the company was unethical to chicken strips but Whataburger won because it was proven to the court that the chain is incredibly badass and delicious.
== The Toast Addition of 2000 and other milestones ==
In the year 2000, Whataburger made a much debated decision to hire not just chicken strips, but also toast and gravy. This proved to be not a wise decision for them because many of the customers would rather eat the hot employees than what's on the menu (what IS on the menu is total crap.) So whataburger decided to (mumble mumble debate debate) fire the toast and gravy employees, hold them hostage, and sell them on the menu.
Consequently, people became addicted to this (partly because whataburger added ground up cocaine) and sells went soaring. This pleased whataburger... pleased it VERY much....
In the year 2003, Whataburger imposed a scandal on itself so it would get press. This failed to work because the scandal was so OBViously fake that the new rejected it. It involved a bed and chicken nuggetsm but I won't go into details.
There really haven't been any other milestones, except the employees growing more and more depressed intil they had to fire them all and hire **sigh** people.
== Drive-Thru ==
In early 2008, Whataburger decided to add something called a "drive-thru window" to all of their locations. The purpose of these windows was to make sure you could see who was making your food, so you had the chance t reject it after seeing who touched it. 
This was a bad decision: sales dropped tremendously. When the News found out what was happening, it was said to be highly unethical to the honest chicken strips of America, looking for work in anyplace possible. This was ended in late April, when the owner of Whataburger, Flava Flav, gave the Supreme Court a huge bitchslap across the face.
== the Magic of Whataburger ==
Whataburger's only goal was to be more child-friendly than McDonalds... this failed on their lack of PlaySpaces, talking icons, and plastic food.
Now they are just revolving in empty space... depressed....
Cheer them up. Go buy something... THAT WAS NOT JUST WRITTEN BY A WHATABURGER EMPLOYEE IN AN ATTEMPT TO INCREASE SALES.
== Who Do they Think They're Fooling ==
Whataburger offers up to $100 giftcards. Who do they think they're kidding? They don't even humor THEMSELVES.
Category:Restaurants
Wheaties

Wheaties™ is a bland species of breakfast cereal which has been fortified with every vitamin and mineral known to scientific nutritionists. 
==Properties==
Wheaties™ is the only known cereal that is completely soluble in milk. In fact, a single isolated Wheaties™ flake will promptly disintegrate into its component molecules even if you casually mention the word "milk" in its intermediate vicinity. For this reason, flakes of Wheaties™ prefer to congregate in densely-packed clumps by the billions, so that they can readily transform into a protective sludge when milk attacks.
Eating Wheaties gives you AIDS.
==Chest Hair==
Since the dawn of time, young impressionable children have been told by their ill-informed parents that eating milk-soggen Wheaties™ will put hair on their chests. However, the current epidemic of hairy nipples seems to have no discernible correlation to known patterns of Wheaties™ consumption [1]. 
==Exciting New Line of Wheaties-Based Products==
After centuries of same blandness and bland sameness, Wheaties™ has only recently introduced an exciting new line of Wheaties™-based products, in response to consumer advocates and scientific nutritionists and pent-up popular demand. 
*Wheat-Flavored Wheaties™, now with Actual Flavor
*Chocolate Frosted Wheaties™
*Chocolate Frosted Wheaties™ with Extra Sugar
*Honey Roasted Wheaties™ with Dehydrated Marshmallows
*Dehydrated Marshmallows with Honey Roasted Wheaties™
*Lard-Dipped Wheaties™ with Real Lard
*Tutti Frutti Wheaties™ in Blinding Radioactive Colors
*AlphaNumeric Wheaties™ for Non-Athletic Kids
*Wheaties™ fortified with Rogaine Minoxidil
==Missing Athletes==
Wheaties™ is a proud supporter of the Foundation for Missing Famous Athletes. If you or someone you know has seen or know the whereabouts of the famous athlete depicted [2] on your box of Wheaties™, please send in three proofs-of-purchase boxtops and $50,000 in unmarked Sacagawea dollar coins to the following address (so nobody gets hurt): 
:Foundation for Missing Famous Athletes
:c/o Wheaties
:935 Pennsyltucky Roadway, at an undisclosed suite
:Citgo, Pennsyltucky 12345
==See also==
*Breakfast
==Footer Notes==
[1] Recent Trends in Hairy Nipple Disease in Children, 2003, Dr Benjamin Spock, p 175 
[2] Photo morphed to current approximate age by powerful supercomputers. 
Category:Food
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