Trollpasta Kaisen Part 2: Freaky Gojo's Freaky Training!

Dang, Yuji sure destroyed Suckona, didn't he? Oh? Why is Megumi so weak, you ask? Well, the main thing of these stories is to BE DIFFERENT. So that means everyone evolves at different speeds too...
Enjoy Part 2!
"Ugh, how much farther do we have to gooooo...?" Yuji moans, feeling hotter than Nami (I mean like heatwise I swear). "Shut up. I'm hot too, and that makes me so damn irritated." Megumi responds. "Who even is this Gojo guy?" Questions Yuji. Megumi ponders for a bit before saying: "I don't really know. All I know is that he's freaky and likes Drake." "WELL SHIT WE'RE COOKED." Yuji screamed. "WHO THE HELL LISTENS TO GOSHDAMN DRAKE!?" Yuji and Megumi continue walking, and after 68.431 hours, they get to Gojo's place, a place where Yuji can learn about Suckonas multiple monsters, forms, and most importantly, fingers.
Yuji and Megumi knock on the door. "Mr Gojo, you here?" They say in unison. The door opens and Yuji sees Gojo, who is known for making boys gay the second they look at him (LOL BRO). "H-h-iii..." Yuji says nervously. Gojo sighs. "Megumi, did ANOTHER boy become gay because of me...?" He says. "Uh, I really frickin hope not..." Megumu responds. "No I'm actually Bisexual (hell ya bi yuji!)." Yuji says. "What!?" Megumi says, clearly concerned for Yuji. "Hey, you ok mr both gender lover?" Gojo says. "...?" Yuji is quite concerned right now (I would be concerned too...). )Come on... let's just go in..." Megumi says, breaking the silence. Everyone agrees, and they head inside.
When Yuji and Megum get inside, they are overwhelmed with multiple posters all over the wall with memes on them. You got Chill Guy, Low taper fade, Blue Lock powerpoint ahh animation... the list goes on. The 3 Trollpasta users head downstairs, and Gojo starts showing Yuji and Megumi how to fight. Well.
"RAH! HAIA! CFACK! CBAOW!" Yuji makes karate moves while using the punch-o-meter, netting an avarage score of 224. Megumi also tries it, and nets an avrage score of 174. "Damn, both of you suck. Why did I even entrust you with getting the finger in the first place..." Gojo says. "Why you piece of sh-" Yuji stops him before he finished the sentence. "Train us Gojo. Not insult us." Megumi says. Gojo, inspired by Megumi's confidence, trains them. 
"Ok slowpokes, welcome to the FREAKY DRILLS, where you use trollpasta aura to get STRONGER." Gojo says. "The anti-FADE away. When you attack your opponent, you use yellow trollpasta aura (or freaky powers like Yuji or Gojo, to punch or kick. But once we attack and are finished, the aura fades after and we have to build it up from the ground up. Well, this training will help with that. Use the punch-o-matic. The stronger your punches are, the harder it is for your aura to fade away. Put so much power into 1 punch that it cant even react." Gojo explains. "Sounds easy enough." Yuji says." Yuji readies his punch. "DIRECT..." Yuji charges at the machine. "PUNCHHHHHHH!!!" Yuji slams the bag, getting a score of 412. )This is easy...come on Megumi, go!" Yuji yells. "Oh, alright..." Megumi starts charging right at the machine. Knowing he has to pull this off to be better than Yuji, He gathers all the energy he could and- gets a 340...
"LETS GOOOOO!!!" Megumi starts crying happy tears. "Buddy didn't even get close to me..." Yuji says. "SHUT UP FREAKY BOY!" Megumi yells. "Ok ok settle down... lets move down to the basement." Gojo says. "The basement!?" Yuji and Megumi gasp in worry. "What will we do down there?" Yuji asks. "Talk about the fingers of Suckona, of course." Gojo explains. 
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In the next part of Trollpasta Kaisen, Yuji and Megumi learn about the multiple Suckona's around the world, and Yuji's learns about the fingers. Not only that, but a new foe approaches... (was going to be the original part 2)
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