Dratini's Cry

I was once a very big Pokemon fan. I had managed to play and finish every game, from Red and Blue to Sun and Moon. My speciality was the Dragon type, which were the greatest type of all.
It was, until the incident I will tell you happened.
I once started to play Sun and Moon to search for more Pokemon to catch. One of these I wanted so hard was a Dratini, because it would evolve into Dragonite, a high-powered Dragon and Flying Pokemon with power almost equal to that of most legendaries.
I was searching for hours to find one, until I found one that was level 6 and only knew Dragon Rage.
I captured it easily with my Ultra Ball and went to a PokeCenter to add it on my team so I will train it.
I went to the first trainer I saw and challenged him to a rematch, but this was my biggest mistake.
When the battle started, Dratini's cry was not the usual you would hear. It was a strange monster-like growl, something unusual because Dratini is a cute sea serpent. Also, when I wanted to switch, I saw Dratini having black eyes with red pupils and twp red horns on its head. I thought it was a glitch so I continued.
Anyways, when I was about to switch, I saw a message saying:
"Dratini will not let you switch Pokemon"
I was shocked, but I tried again to switch. The same message appeared every single time in my screen. That meant that I would be stuck with my lvl 6 Dratini every time I would pick it.
Anyways, I decided to attack. Then I was shocked at what happened.
Normally, Dragon Rage does only 40 hp damage, but Dratini killed the enemy easily. The screen said that it was an one-hit knockout.
After the battle, I decided to see its stats and ability and I saw something shocking.
Dratini had an ability called Devil's Wrath, which made any move kill any Pokemon instantly. Also its stats were shocking too. It was 666 in every stat. Also, its appearance had altered a little. It had now red skin instead of its usual blue and its tail was similar to that of the devil's.
I was shocked, but I continued.
In the next battle though, something more horryfying happened.
Dratini had now a different cry. It was now a strange screech that startled me a little. Also, it had now two hands with very long claws that were incredibly sharp. Also, its face had now an evil smile with two bloody fangs coming out of its mouth.
When I saw this, I thought that the game was hacked so everyone who caught a lvl 6 a Dratini would have a creature created by the Devil. I was thinking now that if I continue, something very bad would happen, from a save file corruption, to something even worse, like ruining the entire Nintendo 3DS and making it completely useless after all.
Anyways, I went to the third trainer.
Then, something even scarier happened.
Dratini now screeched so loudly that my ears were bleeding internally. Also, the 3DS shuted down completely.
Not only that, the lights somehow went out too.
I was very scared. I thought something scary would happen.
Then suddenly I saw Dratini, but it was now very different.
Its horns were now gigantic, its mouth had very sharp anf long bloody, redish fangs, its claws had grown so long that they were very close to me, and its tail was burning intensely.
It was the scariest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I was petrified and paralyzed in fear that this creature that wasn't Dratini anymore would attack me.
And so it did.
That demon started breathing red hot flames towards me. I was fast though and escaped. However, the furniture were set on fire and they were being burned down in the quickly expanding fire, which soonly engulfed the entire house in flames and black toxic smoke.
The only place where there was no fire was the exit.
I tried to escape, but the demon was blocking me.
I was trying to avoid it, until I found a gap and escaped.
I close the door instantly, so the demon would not get me.
Then, the house exploded.
I remained homeless for a week, until I bought a new home, new Pokemon games and more associated with my favorite franchise.
But I will never play Sun and Moon again, and will never catch a Dratini again no matter what.
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