Mama Luigi

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Luigi Mario is a character in the Mario video game series. He is the often-neglected brother of Mario, despite being more agile and being able to jump higher than his sibling. He is a major sufferer of DID (dissociative identity disorder), and has been known to call himself "Mama Luigi," or even "Mr. L," to a much less consistent extent.
==How it happened==
The mamafication of Luigi took place somewhere in Dinosaur World. While peacefully walking through Dinosaur World, Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach stumble upon a place called Dome City. Upon entering the city, a pack of dangerous reptilian creatures suddenly appear out of nowhere and attack the threesome. Luigi is separated from the others and is attacked by a really fat reptile which causes an earthquake by moving its feet. A fissure is created and Luigi unpreventably falls into it. After falling for a couple hours, Luigi spots a P-BalloonThe P stands for pregnancy., commonly known as a "Magic Balloon". Luigi manages to land on it and its pregnancy-inducing magic activates, instantly implanting an egg into Luigi's magically created womb.
thumb|210px|Because the dinosaurs had spent a few weeks in the USA, Mama Luigi and Yoshi were able to make their escape.
Immediately afterwards, Mama Luigi lands on a hospital bed floating in hot lava. Sadly, however, the hospital bed falls off a lava waterfallA lavafall? but Mama Luigi automagically manages not to fall into the hot lava. After jumping around a little bit, Mama Luigi gives birth to Yoshi's egg, which instantly hatches. Suddenly, mama and son are approached by a blue and a purple dinosaur.We're pretty sure some drugs were involved. They're the first dinosaurs our plumbing heroes encounter in Dinosaur World.What a lousy theme park! Luckily, Mama Luigi and Yoshi can escape because the two dinosaurs are unrealistically slow.
==After the events of the mamafication.==
After these events, Luigi became a stone cold killer, murdering his victims with his gargantuan bulge. This bulge not being his penis, but it being a cancerous tumor. The reason he does this is to earn money for his family (Supreme Mayori, Yosherissius and Maurice), as his made him die 10 days after being diagnosed.
But then, he realized murdering people isn't funny so he made crystal meth with Sonic The Hedgehog. Luigi being a high school chemistry teacher diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer turns to manufacturing and selling methamphetamine in order to secure his family's future. When chemistry teacher Walter White is diagnosed with Stage III cancer and given only two years to live, he decides he has nothing to lose.
Afterwards. He realized the meth was dogshit so he started raping and selling children, and if they died, he would just become a necrophiliac and fuck the bodies of the dead.
==See also==
*Gay Luigi (in a parallel universe, Luigi turned out to be gay and he illegally adopted Yoshi/Mario)
*Magic Balloons
*That time I was impregnated by a magic balloon during my sojourn in Dinosaur World
==Footnotes==
Category:Luigi
Category:Mpreg
Category:Non-MILF Mothers
Category:Notable Preggos
Category:Pregnancy
Category:Penis
Category:Pee Review
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