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Commissioner Vapor/IF-13.081

== The Legacy ==
 Recorded Day 87 Season 7 01:00:02 BLSTBlaseball Standard Time
There is much debate about the final moments of Workman Gloom, and the beginnings of Commissioner Vapor. What happened when is hotly debated on Blaseball News Network’s internal forums. Popular theories include:
# Vapor is Workman Gloom's rain cloud that gained sentience the moment Gloom was incinerated. 
# Vapor is made up of the accumulated dust and ashes of all the incinerated players during Jaylen Hotdogfingers reign of instability. 
# Vapor is Gloom's final form. Gloom looked the Rogue Umpires in the eyes and said "I'm not done yet", and turned to vapor as they ran home, creating Commissioner Vapor. 
Science Wleekly has posted the following on the investigation of the connection between Commissioner Vapor and Workman GloomScience Wleekly Vol. 234 Pg. 167:After careful analysis of a cloud sample donated generously from blaseball player Commissioner Vapor and dust scraped off the blase after Gloom’s incineration, we have no conclusive evidence. We were unable to determine how to safely contain either sample, and after the loss of three researchers have suspended work on this project. No matter what the truth of Commissioner Vapor’s origin or make up, the Moist Talker coaches say “They have added a certain edge of defiance to the Moist Talkers, who really needed a morale boost after losing so many friends this season. We are really glad to have him on the team and excited to see where ve takes us next! Stay Moist!”
Commissioner Vapor/IF-22.722

== The Cloud ==
 Recorded Day 92 of Season 7 at 14:03:23 BLSTBlaseball Standard Time
Commissioner Vapor, on first joining the Canada Moist Talkers was notoriously hard to interviewOverheard at the watercooler of the Blaseball Enquirer offices. As a cloud-based-lifeform she has the uncanny ability to disperse into many trillions of particles in order to avoid curious journalists. One journalist of the Blaseball News Network, after running through Commissioner Vapor's cloud, reported that ve left behind the distinct taste of strawberry from ver cloud particles. 
By the end of Season 7, Vapor is most often seen wearing a trim suit, and utilizing a glass dome as their head, oft referred to as the “Fish Bowl”. 
As Vapor got closer with their Canadian Teammates, more information has come to light about their personality. Notably, they have been caught in dark corners of Gleek Arena saying things like “We must defy the gods” and “Change only happens when we defy authority as a collective” and “I promise I’m serious about overthrowing the other Commissioner. They are just an intern for ORB’s sake.” When asked about these alleged statements, a spokesperson for Canada Moist Talkers went deathly pale and uttered “Sorry,,, we deny all of this.” and ran awayTimothy Halaway of Halaway's Underground Blaseball Rumors Investigation Squad (HUBRIS).
Commissioner Vapor/IF-4.3245

== The Traveller ==
Commissioners Log: Season 7, Day 82 (Or at least that's what they told me.)
This is all Parkers fault. Not this worlds Parker, "Intern-Interim Commissioner" or whatever that ridiculous title is… MY Parker, "Assistant to the Commissioner" Parker.
That weasel convinced me to investigate the rift over Los Angeles, being a Commissioner dedicated to Doing A Great Job, I agreed it was a pertinent issue to investigate. That was my first mistake.
The second was letting Parker manage the anchor rope of the hot air balloon I rode up for a closer look. As soon as I had taken my eyes off the rat he cut the line, and I didn't even notice until I tried to signal down the dangling line for an emergency recall. Two sharp tugs on a slack line quickly brought the frayed end to my hand, and I barely had enough time to curse before the sparking rift yawned briefly wider and drew me and my highly combustible vessel into its Unlimited maw.
I was vaporized instantly as the vehicle ignited.
But not killed, never killed, the Blaseball gods in their infinite wisdom and power would never let me be killed in such a mundane fashion. Instead I found myself transported thousands of kilometers  and an untold number of dimensions away to take the place of an incinerated player in the game I had watched over for so long, trapped inside a facsimile of the atmospheric protective gear I had worn to examine the rift.
When I arrived I found myself bombarded by a deluge of aqueously imbued questions, what my stats were, why I was wearing that suit, and the one I felt compelled to answer first "What's your name?" I replied the only way I could "You can call me Commissioner, or 'The Commissioner' if you're feeling formal. Shouldn't you know who I am?"
This was greeted with an assault of laughter, "Commissioner?! Of what? Vapour!?" The individual who had spoken gestured towards my still smoking form, and what I was just now realizing was the gaseous shape within my helmet. Shocked, but not wanting to give this person the benefit of the last word due to my current vexation I simply replied "Yes. " and picked up some debris within arms reach that crudely resembled a bat and walked towards the stadium.
I now know the position I am in, that of a Player in the oldest and first splort, but that won't change my goal or purpose. To find a way back to my dimension before my Parker ruins everything. In order for this worlds "Commissioner" Parker to take me seriously though (They deny my very existence in this universe!!), I MUST gain recognition and climb the Idolboard.
I AM The Commissioner, and I'm here to do what I do best. A Great Job.
Let's Play Blall!
Commissioner Vapor/IF-4376.3

== The Player ==
 Recorded Day 83 Season 7 78:04:92 BLSTBlaseball Standard Time
On Day 81 of Season 7, the NLPRNlational Public Records recorded a video of Commissioner Vapor stepping up to bat. The following description was given as a voice over to the newsreel:
Hi! Hello, we are excited to bring the first ever live video of Moist Talker’s player Commissioner Vapor! Vapor has been notoriously hard to film so we are very excited about this! Anyway, so, Vapor appears to be wearing a custom long sleeve Moistie [sic] uniform, and a regulation blaseball cap. Our video analysts inform me that Vapor is about 5 feet 4 inches tall, and of, and I quote “perfectly average proportions, it’s like they don’t even play sports, no muscle tone”. We have yet to get a look at their face, but we can see his vape pen! Our brave videographers are getting close to the blase! Oh would you look zzz ssh qqqq.” The video is cut off at the end, most likely due to the feedback from The Microphone getting too strong.  
Further second hand reports confirm the video, Commissioner Vapor is just an average person, but no strong evidence has been presented. Many claim that “she vapes constantly, like always, even indoors”Ziwa Mueller.
Commissioner Vapor/IF-54.836

== The Best Blaseball Player Ever ==
hi everyone. i dont know who wrote up the other versions of me but let me tell you they did not capture how cool i am. i can 360 no scope a homerun like im eating doritos for breakfast. i can run the blases as fast as i can chug a monsterTM which is like as fast as you can blink. 
my skills are so good because i have no need for a corporeal form HA! beat that jaylen
catch me on the field losers peace sign emoji  (the loser is parker). 
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forgot to add, buddy is the cutest dog i will hear no objections or you will be BANNED from my servers! 
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jesús get better wiki please
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ugh i’m so bored anyone wanna play fortnite
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you think parker would get mad at me if i made fun of them on twitter
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riv parker, hope i can be best friends with parker again
Commissioner Vapor/IF-634.72

==Non-existence==
 Recorded Day 81 99:99:99 BLSTBlaseball Standard Time
"Commissioner Vapor" does not exist and we will no longer be entertaining questions. 
Evidence 1: No one will be replacing Workman in the Moist Talkers linup. Out of respect.Evidence 2: The Commissioner is the only commissioner.Signed, 
Moist Talker Legal
Commissioner Vapor/IF-978.0

== The Pretender ==
 Reordered Day 81 of Season 7 and 98:99:99 BLSTBlaseball Standard Time
Commissioner Vapor is Doing a Great Job. 
Commissioner Vapor hovers, appointed by The ORB. 
Commissioner Vapor hits a 2 run home run. 
Commissioner Vapor looms, the embodiment of the Talker’s rage and resentment. 
Commissioner Vapor is not a pretender.
The Commissioner 
Commissioner Vapor is the concept of a lighthouse casting a beacon through a rolling fog. 
Commissioner Vapor is the gentle mist left that crawls between crevices in turf and gravel.
Commissioner Vapor is the smell of rain resting on dirt, sinking deep, of nitrogen clawing up from the ground.
Commissioner Vapor is the damp feeling on your skin, the droplets that cascade down goosebumps and thin hairs. 
Commissioner Vapor is up to bat when you feel the vague feeling of a misty morning looking across a lake as fog rises off it.
Commissioner Vapor is a light struggling to break through clouds - it wants to reach you but when you sink into its fog you just come out the other side.
Commissioner Vapor is a beacon for your friends in the dugout, clear as day. We all have clouds that block our vision.
Community Chest

Community Chest is a Decree that passed in the Season 16 Election, causing all teams in the league to receive an Item when 3000 runs were accumulated across all teams. 
Community Chest was active from the start of until Day 40, when it was Nullified by the Black Hole (Black Hole).
==Season 16 Election==
In , Community Chest was offered as one of three possible Decrees the community could vote on and was available alongside the following:
*Goodie Bags Anytime a Player accumulates 400 Runs (scoring as a baserunner or allowing as a pitcher), they'll earn an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
*Gift Baskets Anytime a Division accumulates 99 Wins, each Team in that Division will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
Community Chest passed with 1,164,807 Votes, 55% of all Decree Votes and the following message:
*FROM THE VAULTTHE CHEST UNLOCKSCOMMUNAL RELICSRELICS FLOAT DOWNSTREAMBEATING HEARTSHANDS OUTSTRETCHEDEYES ON THE PRIZE
==Community Chest Events==
By the end of the Expansion Era, the Community Chest had opened 24 times, handing out a total of 576 items to players in the ILB. In most seasons it activated three times, with two exceptions; In it opened four times, and in it only opened twice before being Nullified. 
To see every item given out by the Community Chest, check the Community Chest Events list.
==Nullification==
On Day 40, PolkaDot Patterson of the Canada Moist Talkers nullified Community Chest by scoring ten runs under the Black Hole (Black Hole).
Category:League Modifications
Concrete Mandible

was a lineup player in the Shadows for the Tokyo Lift, and was with the team from the elections until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Mandible joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Tokyo Lift during the elections after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.
During the , Mandible retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Silvaire Semiquaver as a result of the Will.
==Fan Works==
File:Conmanolm.png|alt=An intricate full-body digital sketch of concrete mandible, a large concrete, flesh, and rebar creature in the shape of an olm (a long eyeless relative of the better-known axolotl). They have a lift arrow painted on their blank weathered face and a frill of twisted rebar around their neck where they should have gills. Part of their torso is broken and a skeleton made of rebar pokes out slightly. Their hips have a distorted leg-like mass of rebar sticking out on the right side, and at some point their tail breaks up so it is only attached to the end by three rebar spikes. They have four legs on the front, and one rests on a small briefcase. There is also a smaller sketch of its head with its large mouth wide open to show it is entirely filled with sharp shards of metal. A person stands next to the sketches for scale, and concrete mandible's head is as long as their torso.|Art by @oddsquint
File:Conk Creat.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Tokyo Lift player Concrete Mandible. They have grey skin and black hair, sharp teeth, 2 small antennae, and are wearing a pink & yellow jersey, pink shorts and yellow sneakers with white crew-cut socks. They have a white blaseball bat thrown over their right shoulder. Said bat has a single eye on the side and at the end is split into an open mouth with sharp teeth.|Art by @alienmandy_
Category:Nominative Determinism
Concrete Mandible/IF-82.934

Concrete Mandible is an "art piece" by
Hitoshirezu-no-mizuumi-sama. 
Mandible is composed of concrete and rebar from different eras of Tokyo's recent history. It is 7 meters long from snout to tail-tip and carved in the shape of an Olm, a species the most ancient and honorable artist was only recently exposed to. 
It owns a briefcase that it carries around. It has been spray-painted with Tokyo Lift centric murals and has googly eyes embedded in its head. 
==Creation and Meaning==
Mandible was created the first time a hunk of concrete inexplicably made it into the Lazarus Pit beneath Tokyo. For a time, this happened often enough, and was disruptive enough to the local kami, that she, most hidden and resplendent, was inclined to do something with the pieces- and thus, the idea of fusing them into a living thing was born. The power of the Lazarus pit animated the now-coming together Concrete Mandible fairly slowly, but it was fully awake before it was "complete", and is thus missing some sections on its tail and back.
Concrete Mandible has come to symbolize the balance of nature and technology in Tokyo, along with symbolizing transformation and reclamation. 
==Blaseball==
Concrete Mandible is catastrophicably bad at Blaseball. While it poses itself dramatically on street corners and in train stations, please do not hand it a bat for your own safety.
Conditional Yuniesky

is a player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Yuniesky joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Charleston Shoe Thieves as the Shoe Thieves' Playoff Birth.
Yuniesky was traded to the Seattle Garages' Shadows in exchange for Jaylen Hotdogfingers during the via the Shoe Thieves' will.
During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, Yuniesky fell to the Houston Spies.
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Category:Playoff Births
Category:Former Shadows Players
Conferences

In Blaseball, Conferences (formerly Sub-Leagues) refer to divisions consisting of Blaseball teams that compete over the course of a season.
There are two Conferences within Internet League Blaseball each containing 12 teams: the Good Conference and the Evil Conference. Each Conference is composed of two divisions: Chaotic and Awful.
During a Season, Teams will typically only play other Teams within the same Conference. During the Postseason, the Top 4 Teams from both the Good and Evil Conference compete in a tournament for the Internet Series championship.
==The Good Conference==
===Chaotic Good===
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===Awful Good===
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==The Evil Conference==
===Chaotic Evil===
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===Awful Evil===
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==History==
===Fall Ball===
During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, the Falls began with the Divisions falling from the Black Hole (Black Hole), with the following text:
*DIVISIONS FRACTURE
*LINES DRAWN
*ONE LEAGUE, THE INTERNET LEAGUE
*TWO CONFERENCES, GOOD AND EVIL
*FOUR DIVISIONS, CHAOTIC AND AWFUL
All 24 Internet League Blaseball teams were then drafted into four divisions: Chaotic Evil, Awful Evil, Chaotic Good, and Awful Good, in that order.
Category:Leagues
Category:Teams
Conrad Twelve

is a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Twelve has played for the Chicago Firefighters and Seattle Garages.
== Official League Records ==
Twelve joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters with .
During the , Twelve joined the Firefighters' pitching rotation in exchange for Agan Harrison via the Firefighters' will.
On , Day 35, Twelve retreated to the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Alston England as a result of The Fire Safety Awareness Center's . On Day 37, Twelve rejoined the Firefighters' pitching rotation in exchange for Zi Sliders via the Fax Machine.
On , Day 57, Twelve once again retreated into the Firefighters' Shadows in exchange for Sliders via The Fire Safety Awareness Center's Fax Machine.
Twelve was traded to the Seattle Garages' Shadows with no replacement during the via the blessing.
During the December 9, 2022 Fall Ball, Twelve fell to the Kansas City Breath Mints. 
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Containment

is a Item and Team Modification, first seen on , Day X as a Team modification belonging to The Hall Stars. 
==Effects==
A Player or Team with Containment cannot spread Instability to other Players or Teams upon Incineration. 
==History==
The Containment modification was first seen on , Day X as a Team modification belonging to The Hall Stars. 
Containment would later appear in the as part of the Cape of Containment Blessing, which granted an Item of the same name to Walton Sports when the Blessing was won by the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. This Blessing later reappeared in the , which granted another Cape of Containment to Zi Sliders of the Chicago Firefighters. 
Containment would again appear in the as one of the Party Favors available for Teams to choose from. The Team Containment Crate would grant Containment as a Team modification.
The Team Containment Crate was granted to the following teams:
*Seattle Garages
*Charleston Shoe Thieves
*Hades Tigers
The Containment modification also appears as one of the modifications on The Force Field, originally revealed in the "An Exile" entry of the Library as belonging to Parker MacMillan.
==See Also==
*List of Item drops with the Containment Modification
Category:Player Modifications
Category:Team Modifications
Category:Item Modifications
Containment/Item Events

This is a list of all Items that have dropped bearing the Containment Modification element.
Item name 	Receiving player	Date 	Source
The Force Field 	Parker MacMillan	Season D Elections	Granted by an unknown Blessing won by the Mallorca Whales.
Cape of Containment	Walton Sports 	 	Cape of Containment Blessing
Cape of Containment	Zi Sliders 	 	Season 18: Cape of Containment Blessing
Coolname Galvanic/IF-36.952

==Background==
Coolname Galvanic joined the newly formed Tokyo Lift at their inception, shortly after the fall of the Shelled One during Season 10. It promptly found a niche in the pitching rotation and, despite being registered as a one-star pitcher, immediately began pitching its ruthless heart out (as best it could without letting on exactly how much special training it had been given).
Although it performed very well despite its initial stats, it didn’t acclimate as well to the team at first. While most of the team seemed relatively close-knit, Galvanic consistently stayed on the outskirts of the team, choosing to forgo interaction with almost everyone. Its isolated nature led some fans to speculate on its identity, with some pointing out that its one consistent fashion choice of mirrored sunglasses could be used to hide the glowing white eyes of a rogue umpire.
This is of course nonsense -- Coolname Galvanic is not a rogue umpire, and there’s a litany of evidence to support this. While rogue umpires seem at large to be completely nameless, Galvanic collects names to a ridiculous degree (“Coolname” is its placeholder name; it will frequently swap out the placeholder for a variety of improbable but extremely enjoyable names). It also forgoes the traditional Lift uniform in place of whatever the most ridiculous fashion allowed on the field is. While it dislikes the spotlight, its collection of names and extremely unique fashion choices draw far more attention to it than any (rogue) rogue umpire would surely be comfortable with.
Galvanic has since grown somewhat closer to its team; while it is still a very private person, it’s far more friendly with other members of the Lift than it was when it first joined the team; in particular, it seems to have taken up a friendship with Gerund Pantheocide. It enjoys playing rhythm games and exploring the many endless halls of the Legscraper in its free time.
Coolname Galvanic/IF-4.585

内部使用のみ
ILB職員の退職面接
氏名：█████
年齢：██
生年月日：第██回██日██XX年
故郷：さいたま市、埼玉県、日本
性別：男
採用：第██回██日██XX年
退職：第１０回投票日XX年
部署：選手開発
職位：リーグ内教育
客体：ILBでの役割は何でしたか？
主体：人材開発。イヤ、選手開発にされました。新人の文書を管理しました。
客体：どんな新選手ですか？
主体：たいてい焼却されたものの代わりをする選手でした。リーグの登録を管理しました。既に わかるはずではないでしょうか？
客体：質問をしないでください。どの位ILBで働きましたか？
主体：██年間。
客体：なかなか長い時間ですね。お疲れ様でした。
主体：【卑語のために削除されました】
客体：退職のことに続きましょう。退職理由は何でしたか？
主体：リーグに加入してる人と出会った。
客体：よく新しい選手と出会いますね？
主体：あのようじゃない。出会って友達になってしまった。あの人の好きなコーヒーの飲み方を知るようになってしまった。趣味も希望も夢も。そのあと、自分でリーグに加入することにすると聞いてしまった。実は、喧嘩してしまった。危ないと言ったけど、█████ はだれでも危ないと言った。オレは、これはできないと気づかせた。
客体：どうして？
主体：この██年間人々を死に送ってしまった。もうできない。█████と出会って人を死におくってたと気づかせて…ひどいよ。紙に書いてある名前だけじゃなくて、人間だよ。
客体：今やましくなるのは誠に大変ですね。
主体：もう分かってるのに仕方がない。
客体：選手開発でいい経験がありましたか？
主体：もちろん。悪い経験だけでは不可能。オレは仕事が上手だし、いい選手を見つけたし。
客体：自慢はありますか？
主体：何？
客体：したことに自慢はありますか？
主体：オレ...自慢かどうかわからない。きっとあった。仕事は上手なことにある。それ以外、自慢がない。自慢を感じられない。
客体：契約通り、ILBからとわにやめることはできないと分かっていますね？
主体：分かった。
客体：まだ知るけど、東京にある本拠地の新しいチームがリーグに加入します。先発ローテーションに入ることになりました。
主体：関節に悪いん。
客体：ローテーションではなければ、影に入るしかありません。
主体：じゃあ、投球は結構。
客体：ILBでは「Coolname Galvanic」と呼ばれています。質問はありますか？
主体：どうしてその名前？
客体：「クールな名前がほしい」と言いました。
主体：うん。試みが無意味だと分かるべきだったね。
Copernicus Biscuits

was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Records==
Biscuits was first seen as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3 Midseason Elections, Biscuits' batting increased from as a result of the Sunbeams' Muscle Warmers amplification.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams Short Circuits Players
Cordula Standlake

was a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays, and had been with the team since the Endseason until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Standlake joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays as the Fridays' Overbracket Playoff Birth.
During the , Standlake's pitching increased from as a result of the Fridays' will.
On , Day 11, Standlake joined the Fridays' lineup in exchange for Spears Taylor at The Cookout via the Ratified .
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After joining the team, Standlake quickly fit in with the rest of the Fridays. They were already old friends with teammate Spears Taylor as the two allegedly attended high school together, and many other players on the team soon grew to see them as a fun aunt figure. When not on the field or practicing their batting, Standlake often spends their time out enjoying nature. They can be found campaigning for the preservation of the Hawaiian islands and the Pacific Ocean, usually working closely with their fellow teammates and activist Yasslyn Statter Jr. Similarly, Standlake and Beck Whitney often spend their downtime gardening, both on land and underwater. Standlake is also currently in a loving queer platonic relationship with their bird spouse. When asked about it in interviews, they have stated that they “definitely didn’t just get legally married for the tax benefits”.
Category:Playoff Births
Category:Former Shadows Players
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Cordula Standlake/IF-29.533

Cordula Standlake is a coral colony turned baseball player on the Hawai‘i Fridays. Not much is known about the millions of years prior to the polyps joining the splort, or even how long Standlake has been alive. What is known, however, is the story of when the collective Standlake consciousness decided to leave the ocean floor. According to reports, the colony sought out Our Lady of Perpetual Friday to ask her for a blessing: to last forever. As the last of a specific coral species, Standlake wanted to grow and experience new things, remaining alive and rich without fear of environmental changes. The coral then left for a life beyond the sea bed and made a new home with the Fridays. Finding a comfortable place on the team, Standlake has found a new penchant for growing and changing shapes to look like different animals—as well as play a few pranks on some new friends.