Hades Tigers

The Hades Tigers are a Blaseball team in the Awful Good division of the Good Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season A. Previously, they played in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League, the Mild High division of the Mild League, and the Wild High division of the Wild League.
==Roster==
===Expansion Era===
Select Tlopps player cards can be found here.
==Former Players==
===Incinerations===
*Landry Violence (Season 3, Day 110; replaced by Paula Turnip, Released Season 10 Day X)
*Moody Cookbook (Season 7, Day 32; replaced by Carmelo Plums)
*Mclaughlin Scorpler (Season 7, Day 32; replaced by Frasier Shmurmgle)
*Yazmin Mason (Season 7, Day 71; replaced by Mummy Melcon, Released Season 10 Day X)
*Frasier Shmurmgle (Season 7, Day 71; replaced by Usurper Violet)
===Feedback===
*Jessica Telephone (Season 4, Day 43; replaced by Spears Taylor)
*Fish Summer (Season 6, Day 19; replaced by Richmond Harrison)
*Paula Turnip (Season 8, Day 71; replaced by Paula Mason)
*Dunlap Figueroa (Season 14, Day 79; replaced by NaN)
*Hiroto Wilcox (Season 23, Day 83; replaced by Siobhan Chark)
*Siobhan Chark (Season 23, Day 95; replaced by Walton Sports)
===Blessings and Trades===
*Nagomi Mcdaniel (; switched with Nolanestophia Patterson in unrecorded trade)
*Nicholas Mora (; switched with Yazmin Mason in unrecorded trade)
*Nolanestophia Patterson (; sent back in exchange for Jessica Telephone)
*Alyssa Harrell (; sent back in exchange for Mclaughlin Scorpler)
*Spears Taylor (; sent back in exchange for Aldon Cashmoney)
*Peanutiel Duffy (; stolen with no replacement)
*Aldon Cashmoney (; sent to the Hellmouth Sunbeams in exchange for Nerd Pacheco)
*Richmond Harrison (; sent to the Hellmouth Sunbeams in exchange for Aldon Cashmoney)
*Carmelo Plums (; sent to the Seattle Garages in exchange for Paula Turnip)
*Nerd Pacheco (; sent to the Philly Pies in exchange for Nicholas Mora)
*NaN (; sent to the San Francisco Lovers in exchange for Gabriel Griffith)
*Gabriel Griffith (; sent to the Chicago Firefighters in exchange for Dunlap Figueroa)
*Hiroto Wilcox (; sent to the Seattle Garages in exchange for Lenny Marijuana)
*Jessica Telephone (; sent to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Ayanna Dumpington)
*Lenny Marijuana (; sent to the Seattle Garages in exchange for Hiroto Wilcox)
*Paula Mason (; sent to Houston Spies in exchange for Dudley Mueller)
*Dudley Mueller (; sent to Philly Pies in exchange for Beasley Day)
*Lachlan Shelton (; sent to the Atlantis Georgias in exchange for Erin Jesaulenko)
*Doc Cash (; stolen by the Seattle Garages with no replacement)
*Lenix Ren (; stolen by the LA Unlimited Tacos with no replacement)
===Preserved in the Vault===
*Aldon Cashmoney ()
*Paula Turnip ()
===Faded to Dust===
*Aldon Cashmoney II ()
*Aldon Cashmoney III ()
*Liquid Friend XVI ()
*Uncle Plasma XVI ()
==Season Results==
===Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)===
Discipline Era	Discipline Era	Discipline Era	Discipline Era 	Discipline Era
Season 	Wins 	Record 	Postseason 	Season Summary
 	63 	63-36 	Quarterfinalists
* Eliminated by the Houston Spies, 3-2.	
* improves Tigers’ pitching by 10%
*Randomize Players rerolled the hitting of the five worst hitters, Peanutiel Duffy, Zion Aliciakeyes, Alyssa Harrell and Moody Cookbook. Cookbook was rerolled twice.
Due to unknown errors, two additional blessings were processed:
*Mystery Defection by the Hawai'i Fridays, swapping Nolanestophia Patterson for the Tigers' Nagomi Mcdaniel.
*An unknown blessing exchanges Yazmin Mason of the Philly Pies for Nicholas Mora of the Hades Tigers.
 	63 	63-36 	Quarterfinalists
* Eliminated by Breckenridge Jazz Hands, 3-2.	
*Won , exhanging Nolanestophia Patterson for Jessica Telephone of the Philly Pies.
 	70 	70-29 	ILB Champions
* Over the New York Millenials, 3-2.	
*Won , maximizing Yazmin Mason’s pitching.
*Won , sending their worst hitter Alyssa Harrell for a random player, the Millennials’ Mclaughlin Scorpler.
 	68 	68-31 	ILB Champions 
* Over the New York Millenials, 3-0.	
*The Targeted Shame Decree passes and when the top 4 teams (including the Tigers) are shamed, they will start the next game with negative runs equal to their shame.
*The Decree calls the for Yazmin Mason and Moody Cookbook.
*The Decree does not pass.
*Won , improved the Tigers' max vibes by 15%
 	55 	55-44 	Quarterfinalists
* Eliminated by the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, 3-0.	
*Won , awarding Mclaughlin Scorpler with the Fireproof Jacket, which is dropped in favor of-
*Won , awarding Mclaughlin Scorpler the Noise-Cancelling Headphones.
 	57 	57-42 	Semifinalists
* Eliminated by Seattle Garages, 3-0.	Received no blessings.
 	51 	51-48 	Did not make Postseason.	
*Won , rerolling the hitting of the three worse hitters, Richmond Harrison twice and Spears Taylor.
*Won , improving Tigers' hitting by 4%.
*The Hawai'i Fridays win , the Tigers receive .
 	64 	64-35 	Mild League Champions & Finalists
* Eliminated by the Baltimore Crabs, 3-1.	
*Won , making Tigers immune to incinerations in the following season.
*Won , sending their worst pitcher Nagomi Meng to the Shadows.
*Won , stealing the 21st Most Idolized player, hitter Aldon Cashmoney, and sending back Spears Taylor to the Hawai'i Fridays.
 	59 	59-40 	Quarterfinalist
* Eliminated by the Charleston Shoe Thieves, 3-1.	
*Due to the that passed, several players receive new Modifications:
**Richmond Harrison receives .
**Hiroto Wilcox receives .
**Paula Mason receives .
*The Baltimore Crabs win , results in the Fifth Base in Hades.
*The Boston Flowers win , results in the Hades Tigers receiving .
*Won , improving the pitching of the Tigers and the last place team on the opposing subleague, the LA Unlimited Tacos, by 10%.
*The Seattle Garages win for their division, making Aldon Cashmoney .
 	53 	53-46 	Did not make Postseason.	
*The San Francisco Lovers win , swapping the Lovers into the Mild High division and sending the Hades Tigers to the Wild High Division.
*Won , granting the permanent team modification .
*Won , granting the permanent team modification .
 	62 	62-42 	Semifinalist
* Eliminated by the Hellmouth Sunbeams, 5-3.	Assigned the Arcana XV The Devil.
Expansion Era	Expansion Era	Expansion Era	Expansion Era 	Expansion Era
Season 	Record 	Wins 	Division Placement	Season Notes
12 	72-27 	74 	1st 	Defeated the Seattle Garages 3-2 to become the Internet League Champions.
13 	58-41 	58 	3rd 	Failed to make playoffs.
14 	61-38 	61 	1st 	Eliminated in the semifinals by the LA Unlimited Tacos 3-1.
15 	58-41 	58 	1st 	Eliminated in the semifinals by the Mexico City Wild Wings 3-1.
16 	51-48 	52 	2nd 	Failed to make playoffs, but received a Wild Card slot.
Eliminated in the Wild Card round by the Chicago Firefighters 2-0.
17 	39-60 	38 	6th 	Failed to make playoffs.
18 	61-38 	61 	1st 	Eliminated in the semifinals by the Boston Flowers 3-0.
19 	53-46 	-51 	3rd 	Failed to make playoffs.
20 	45-54 	49 	3rd 	Failed to make playoffs.
21 	56-43 	65 	2nd 	Eliminated in the Overbracket finals by the Baltimore Crabs 3-0.
22 	26-73 	34 	6th 	Eliminated in the Underbracket quarterfinals by the Houston Spies 3-2.
23 	30-69 	40 	6th 	Eliminated in the Underbracket semifinals by the Atlantis Georgias 3-1.
24 	54-45 	25 	N/A 	Nullified on Day 99 after reaching the Vault.
==Official League Records==
The Hades Tigers are three-time Internet League Champions thanks to their victories in , , and .
The Tigers had arguably the strongest roster in the league during Season 3 and Season 4, with the highest overall star count for both lineup players and pitchers at the start of the latter. This roster was in part assembled by stealing players, with both Jessica Telephone and Mclaughlin Scorpler having been taken from their previous teams via blessings. However, Telephone was lost midway through season 4 to Feedback.
During the Season 4 elections, the Tigers received the Solidarity blessing, boosting the team's maximum vibes by 15%. However, 5-star pitcher Yazmin Mason was rerolled by the Alternate Reality decree into a 2.5 star pitcher. During Season 5, the team also played under the effects of the Targeted Shame blessing, forcing them to start the next match after being shamed with negative runs. 
The loss of Jessica Telephone and Yazmin Mason was compounded by losing Fish Summer to feedback in season 6, and then losing a devastating four players to incinerations caused by Jaylen Hotdogfingers in season 7, pushing the Tigers out of playoff contention for the first time in the team's history. In the , the Tigers won Paracausal Event and Pretty Plz, rerolling Richmond Harrison and Spears Taylor and providing a 4% overall hitting boost, helping to recover from their losses and make a third internet series appearance against the Baltimore Crabs.
In the , the Tigers won Anti-Burnout, making them immune to incineration in Season 9, Composite sending Nagomi Meng to the Shadows, and Blind Date, trading Spears Taylor for Aldon Cashmoney. The offensive boost Cashmoney brought to the lineup led to an impressive 603 runs scored that season, the second-most in league history after the season 3 Tigers' 609-run season.https://blaseball-reference.com/standings However, the abduction of Peanutiel Duffy by the Shelled One left the Tigers missing a key offensive player for the next season.
The Tigers won the Tag Team Pitching blessing during the , which improved their pitching and that of the Unlimited Tacos by 10%. Due to the Tigers lack of power hitting (in part caused by Duffy's abduction) the Fifth Base Bubble blessing gave the Tigers significant trouble, resulting in poor performance and the Tigers missing the playoffs for the second time since the league began.
During the , the Tigers won the Sealant blessing, giving the team the Sealant modification and making them unable to have blood stolen in Blooddrain. In the same election they also won the Doctor Smedley's Umpire Cream blessing, which made the team permanently Fireproof. The Season 10 election also moved the Tigers to the Wild League as part of the San Francisco Lovers' win of the Subleague Swap blessing.
In the , the Tigers were assigned the Arcana XV The Devil.
In , after the long process of rebuilding the team since Ruby Tuesday, the Tigers secured their third championship win. In addition, the Tigers received the will, giving Zion Aliciakeyes the Flippers Modification. The Tigers also recieved the will, sending Ren Morin to the shadows in exchange for Matteo Triumphant. However, the team lost star player Aldon Cashmoney to a will from the Hellmouth Sunbeams, receiving the shelled Nerd Pacheco in exchange.
In the , the Tigers received a will, trading Richmond Harrison to the Hellmouth Sunbeams for Aldon Cashmoney, and an will, trading Carmelo Plums to the Seattle Garages for Paula Turnip. They were also targeted for an Exchange by the Philly Pies, trading Nerd Pacheco for Nicholas Mora.
During the , Gabriel Griffith was traded for NaN of the San Francisco Lovers as a result of the will. Gabriel Griffith was traded for Dunlap Figueroa of the Chicago Firefighters as a result of the will.
Mummy Melcon's stats were boosted as a result of the will. Additionally, The Tigers' pitching was boosted as a result of the Blessing.
In the , the Tigers were granted the will, which gave them Jessica Telephone and sent Usurper Violet to the Philly Pies. In addition, they used the will to send Mummy Melcon to the Shadows. The Tigers also won the blessings , which boosted their shadow players' defense by 1 to 12%, and , which improved Paula Mason's ground friction by 40%
In the , the Tigers received the will, which increased Dunlap Figueroa's pitching (no stats were decreased as they were all at their current floor), and the will, trading Hiroto Wilcox to the Seattle Garages for Lenny Marijuana. They also won the blessing, giving Aldon Cashmoney the modification; the blessing, giving Randy Castillo the modification; and the blessing, receiving the modification as a team and changing all team members' blood types to Fire.
In the , the Tigers received the will, which increased Dunlap Figueroa's pitching while decreasing their baserunning, and the will, trading Lenny Marijuana back to the Seattle Garages for Hiroto Wilcox.
==Team Overview==
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Hades Tigers/History.
The Tigers play at Sixth Circle Stadium (also called "The Amphitheater" or "The Orpheum" by some locals), located in the heart of downtown Tartarus, Hades.
Hades, god of the underworld, publicly presents himself as the owner of the Tigers. He uses the team as a means of promoting his brand in order to attract more worshippers. Legally, Persephone is listed as the owner, but this may be a tax evasion scheme by Hades.
The team is technically called the Hades Tiger's, as evidenced by the "Many stripes! One tiger!" chant commonly heard during games. Due to a typography error in a bulk merchandise order, this fact is little-known and rarely respected by other teams.
==Staff==
*Fearful Symmetry - General Manager
*Kick Rocks - Pitching Coach
*Beyonceknowles Aliciakeyes - Bench Coach
*That Bombastic - First Base Coach
*Dr. Pecota - On-Staff Physician
*Orpheus - Announcer
*The Hades Tigers do not have a batting coach. If you see any individual claiming to be a Hades Tigers batting coach, do not interact with them, avoid eye contact, and report them to the local authorities immediately.
==Mascots==
The current Hades Tigers mascot is a mysterious spirit referred to by many names, most commonly The Presence. It is said to haunt Sixth Circle Stadium, and fans report many anecdotal, unconfirmed, and wildly contradictory sightings of it.
When the team was founded, Dave the Devil was originally planned to be their mascot. These plans were cancelled after the costume (and the intern inside) were found ripped to shreds, covered in claw and bite marks consistent with a tiger attack.
==Fan Culture==
For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Hades Tigers/Fan Culture.
===Never Look Back===
The Hades Tigers’ slogan, “Never Look Back,” is emblematic not just of their pitching strategy, which leaves them open to second base being stolen at an alarming frequency, but a way of life. A typical Hades Tiger fan will refuse to dwell on their past failings or answer questions about historical events more than a few days old. The Tigers are also strongly opposed to necromancy.
The Tigers are known for having several player-specific chants, which can be found here.
Tigers fans and Hellmouth Sunbeams fans are close allies, often rooting for the other team. This relationship is often described as an "antirivalry."
==Fan Works==
File:TigersLogo Cobaltcakes.png|Logo by Cobaltcakes.
File:TigersLineup.png|Season 3 lineup by Wren.
File:Hades Tigers logo.png|Logo by DonnFirinne on Discord
File:Hades Tigers Logo.png|Hades Tiger Logo by Wren
File:Hades tigers neonshudder.jpg|Poster by jhm.
File:Tigerslogocoblin.png|Logo by Coblin
File:The Rotation.jpg|Season 10 rotation by 
File:Pink Tigers.jpg|Hades Tigers Logo by occultclassic
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