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Mimas

Mimas was originally the third version of the Galactic Empire's Death Star. After the death of Darth Vader the Empire abandoned it for the reason that the Empire can't have death star without Darth Vader. Later when the United States of America discovered that it was in fact a battle station instead of a moon they "borrowed" Mimas and continued the construction(all though the US denies these claims).
==Etymology==
It is a common myth that Mimas was named after a Greek God but it's actually an acronym for:
*Major
*Intelligence failure and a 
*Moon that is a 
*A-hole that just happens to have a 
*Super laser
==Geography/design==
Mimas most famous(and most important) geographical/design feature is it's large crater/super laser. Also due to it's delayed construction it has a rocky like substance on it's surface giving it the appearance of an average moon. 
===Battle station or a moon?===
After the IAU got rid of Pluto in 2006 the IAU is now debating on the definition of a really big battle station. Under the current definition of a battle station. Till then Mimas remains a moon. However if it does not become a battle station the U.S. threatens to blow up the moon if Mimas does not gain status as a battle station.
==U.S. Occupation==
The U.S. claims that it's activities on Mimas is to help spread democracy to Saturn and it's moons. However Locals claim that U.S. is really occupying the moon to use the super laser. The U.S. general in charge of Mimas has said:
However the U.S. does not need to build it to investigate if it's a threat and also it would be a threat to not only to Saturn and it's moons but to the entire galaxy.
==Ownership==
The U.S. currently owns 98% of Mimases stock the other 2% is owned by Saturn for orbit and gravity usage.
===To be rented by the IAU?===
There are rumors of when Mimas finishes construction that Mimas will be rented by the IAU so it can destroy Pluto and it the debate on weather Pluto is a planet or a... something else. The IAU refuses to comment on this but astronomers agree that it would be a great idea to just destroy Pluto and just forget the entire debate. However many non-astronomers agree that an astronomer's job is to not blow planets up...that's a astrophysicist's job
==Inhabitants==
Is home to 5,000,000 people which includes:
*Stormtroopers/star wars nerds
*United Statesians
*More nerds
*Geeks
*Snakes on Mimas
*Other people
==See also==
*Solar system
Category:The universe
Category:Moons
Mindaugas Murza

Mindaugas Murza-Gervaldas (born December 16, 1973) is considered by himself (yes, no?) the best Lithuanian there ever was (neither!). No good at everything else. (or not)
He is a member of Xenu's global contract supposed to track down fledegling Scientologists and destroy them by telling them the story of Xenu before they've reached OT III (the only sure way to destroy them, and after OT III it's too late, they're indestructible save by lack of money).
Due to unfortunate genetic mutations that a small grand oepitome of Lithuanians can avoid as they're all children of the same father, Vytautas Landsbergis, Mindaugas Murza has suffered an all inclusive, paid trip to brain damage at birth and forgotten all about Xenu and his actual mission on planet Earth. He only vaguely remembers he's supposed to tell a story and track down and destroy some minority, and that's where Jews come into this picture.
Poor deluded Murza has somewhere in his path decided his mission is to find the Jewish conspiracy and destroy Jews by telling them how good a Lithuanian he is. All Jews laugh in his face when they hear this story, because they don't get the idea - that's how stupid the idea is. Besides, it's obvious that Murza is no good even as a Lithuanian because alien Xenu genes show clearly on his face and hairy hands. And besides - it's obvious already. All Lithuanians are actually Jewish. Those who are not are not descended from Landsbergis, and thus not Lithuanian.
== See also ==
*Jews
*Scientology
*Everything
*Xenu
*You
Category:Lithuania
Category:Politicians
Minecraft fans

OMG LOL WIKIPEDIA SUCKS!!!1!
Minecraft is teh bestest game EVER!!!1! its way better than stupid roblox or gay fortnite. you get to mine stuf and craft stuf and build stuf. its like legos but way cooler. 
== History ==
Minecraft was made by notch who is like a god or somethin. he made it in like 2 seconds and then it became super popular. now its owned by microsoft but who cares???
== Gameplay ==
you start in a world made of blocks and you have to survive. you can mine stuf like diamonds and gold and craft stuf like swords and armor. you can also build stuf like houses and castles. and you have to fight off monsters like zombies and skeletons.
== Mods ==
mods make minecraft even better. you can get mods that add new biomes or mobs or items. or mods that make the game way harder. or mods that just make the game way more awesome.
== Notch ==
notch is the best. he made minecraft and hes super rich now. hes also super cool and has a sweet beard. they have this cool apple called the NOTCH APPLE and it gives you SUPER POWERS!!!!
== Microsoft ==
microsoft sucks. they bought minecraft and now theyre trying to ruin it. but they cant because minecraft is too awesome.
== Conclusion ==
minecraft is the best game ever and if you dont like it then you suck. go play some roblox or somethin oh wait fuck roblox it sucks
DONT TELL MY MOM I SAID THE F WORD DO NOT 
== References ==
wait wats a reference
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Minesweeper

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You are a Minesweeper. Your task is to clean this minefield free of landmines. Good luck with that and try not to blow yourself sky high.
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zh:扫雷
zh-tw:踩地雷
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Minge

Once thought to be on the brink of extinction the Minge is fast becoming one of the most popular pets for young and old alike. Known for their warmth and friendliness, the Minge enjoys regular petting, snuggles and kisses. 
==A Furry Little Friend==
A Minge is a small American pudendum, closely related to the European Flange and to the Asian Fadge. Covered in small dark hairs which create a distinctive muffled sound whilst the Minge is in motion, the Minge comes in a number of varieties including -
* Boston Black
* Californian Golden
* Texas Two Foot (largest recorded variety)
* Egyptian Camel Toe
* Map of Tasmania
* Mossy Cleft
* Bearded Axe wound
* Arabian Hot Pocket
* World Renowned Gash
* Irish Firevalley
* Wizard's Sleeve
* Hippos Yawn
* Beaver
The Mexican Hairless (sometimes called the "Shaven Haven" Minge) is popular as a pet, closely followed by the Brazillian Ridgeback Flapper. Both are now native to North America, and have been introduced to parts of Europe (excluding France).
==Habitat==
thumb|right|250px|Rarely seen in daylight, Minges prefer to live within the shadows, though this has not affected their popularity as pets.
Minges prefer warm, damp places, preferably shaded, though are able to exist in any climate. Some varieties are known to shelter in specially constructed "hammocks" created from many different types of material, though mostly cotton. Interestingly some species prefer to live in the open air, though they tend to do so in large groups, or colonies.
==Spread of the Minge==
It is known that the Minge (and related species) have spread throughout the known world. The most notable of these are two dichotomous subspecies; the most prominent of these is the "Mini Outback". It is most at home in the Australian Bush, sometimes confused with the Australian Bush Baby (Ozzi Minimuff), the miniature species of the Australian Bush, though it should be noted that these animals are inbreeds. The second species is the Indo-European Long Hair (Hurisute Maximuff) closely Related to the Asian Fadge. Its vast territory goes from Eastern Europe to Japan.
==Mating Habits==
With the exception of the Brazillian variety, the male is seldom seen, so little factual data exists on their mating habits. What is known, is that during the mating season (believed to follow some sort of lunar or tidal pattern) the female begins to emit a sweet smelling odour, similar to fermenting apples. This is a dangerous time for the Minge as it also attracts the Minge's main predator, the Dong as well as Trousersnakes.
==See also==
*Mount of Venus
*Cunt
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Minimalism

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art in essentials
history
1867
merits
simplicity
disadvantage
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use today
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Minimalist Art

Minimalist Art, an artistic style which has been described as 
: an extreme development of post-post-post-modernism, an ultra modern hip contemporary tour-de-force which subtly buries the inner compassions of our most nihilistic tendencies, and distorts, bends, extends our understandings of the passionate revokation of feelings of guilt with abstract expressionist qualities of late early 20th century manifestations of vogue pre-post-pluralinclusionism.
The chief developer of the style was New York artist, Art Vandelez (1935-1997). His most well known work is The Angst of our discontent (although better known to the public somewhat simply and disparagingly as white square), the work took 10 years of the artists life to complete. It is composed of 1096 panels of 12" x 12" board, masonite, plaster, wood and ceramic tiles, which have been painted, drawn on with an array of different colours in a range from Titanium White to Lead White, and everything in between. Some areas have been done in an astounding 800 coats of paint. The piece magnificently and beautifully when put together has the appearance of being one joined form, a totally whole shape, with all the parts undistinguishable to the naked eye. The work was auctioned at Sotheby's in 2003, and sold for $84 million, though critics have claimed the price is much lower than its actual value.
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Minivan

A minivan is supposed to be a smaller version of a Real man's van. Or a kidnapper's van. Doesn't matter.
It usually has 1-2 rear doors. Most likely sliding doors. They are more commonly known as a "mom van".
== History ==
 The first minivan ever made was a Stout Scarab. A weird looking car that doesn't even look like a minivan.
 Then more minivans were soon to follow. Now I am not gonna blind you with more minivan facts as i am a lazy bastard.
== Toyota Minivans ==
I am only gonna list the well known ones.
*Shitlookingvan - a van that I mentioned
*$ienna - a common minivan that is mostly used in the US.
*Preeus Victory - Is it a minivan or a hatchback? We will never know.
== Ford Minivans ==
*Aerotransparencystar - A minivan that has aero compatibility since 2007.
*TransitiontoIraq - This, this is a fucking van. But it's a minivan so I have to add that into the list. 
== GM Minivans ==
This is were their minivans are for real men.
*Chevy Downlander - A minivan that refuses to go up.
*Chevy Astronaut/GMC Safari Web Browser - Hey! my neighbors own that! GO AWAY!
*Chevy Lumina - The closest minivan to an actual van.
== Kia Minivans ==
SPOILER: they only made 1 minivan.
*Sedona, Arizona - A minivan that was actually made in South Korea other than Sedona, Arizona.
== Honda Minivans ==
SPOILER: There is also 1 minivan. And it's the last one.
*Space Odyssey - A minivan that cannot go into space.
== Notes ==
*The Ford Aerotransparencystar was discontinued because the aero transparency caused Windows Vista to crash. Which caused the car to breakdown more than nuclear physics.
*The Ford TransitiontoIraq was banned in Iraq due to having anti-Muslim posters all over the damn van.
*Since a plane full of doughnuts crashed into the middle of Sedona, Arizona, the people changed the name to Sedonuts, Arizona.
*the mom-van may be known for being Your Mom's car. 
*Did I mention that the minivans are so slow that speedracist such as Sonic, y'know, that blue hedgehog? Anyways. He would probably say that Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear would go faster on foot than your slow piece of shit.
Minnesota

Minnesota, deep in the heart of the ravaged Arctic Wasteland known as the American Midwest, is the one of the coldest places on Earth, next to Russia and Antarctica. Like most places in the cursed Midwest, it has four seasons: "Almost Winter", "Winter", "Will Winter Ever End?", and "Road Construction". The highest temperature ever recorded was at a balmy -155 °Celsius.
==History==
In 1770 something, an unnamed explorer went mysteriously missing into the last remaining uncharted region of the New World. Soon after, the British government sent an expedition to find the unnamed explorer. After that, it basically went like John Pinette's description of hiking. Not long after, during the War of 1812, some Canadian troops (Canada counts as the Arctic) stumbled into the strange land, noticing it was a bit warmer than what they were used to. Thus was the Arctic Empire formed, only to be eaten by the United States and turned into the shithole it is today: the People's Glorious State of Minnesota.
==Culture==
The only culture here in Minnesota is the deep hatred between the Twin Cities, St. Paul (good twin city) and Minneapolis (evil twin city). Communism is quite prevalent in Minnesota, because it is scientifically proven that when people are put in cold places and forced to huddle to keep warm, they invent communism. Much unlike when people are surrounded by minorities who bully them; that causes fascism. 
We also have arguably the worst football team in NFL history, which also takes away a lot from our so-called "culture". We also have this guy who makes medieval Viking-style armor and a big medieval Viking-style state fair, but who the fuck cares about nerds with armor?; and usually we're already too snowed in to get to the state fair anyway.
With complete honesty this time, I just realized that we have a grand total of like two (2) national monuments, and one of them is a lighthouse that exploded or something like that. The other is called Fort Smelling or something like that.
Minnesota is also known for their brand of soda, Minne-soda. Get it? Minne-soda
==Religion==
None. Since when did communists have religion?
==Politics==
We have our glorious capital, home to our glorious leader Tsar Dayton the Glorious, who makes only the most glorious decisions. All who disagree are executed. Also Minneapolis is where all the hippies hang out, and where Tsar Dayton has deployed death squads ordered to shoot on sight any protestors/people with wacky hairdos and peace symbols on their everything. 
==See also==
* Cold
* Cold
* Cold
* Cold
* Cold
Category:States of the United States
Minority

While the word minority, refers to a mathematical disease, it is commonly said to a well-educated person for highly entitling that person. It is a polite term to describe a typical American. It is more commonly considered to be one of the most impolite and flexible words in the English language. It can simultaneously refer to Catholics, "white people", Michael Jackson fans as well as mutated people, US citizens who agree to donate $3.00 to the presidential campaign fund on their federal income tax forms, and virgins over the age of 12 in the US and Canada.
==Pathology ==
The ramifications of making the insult minority sound like a statistic you shouldn't worry your pretty little head about hasn't really created much of a stir in the general population because the majority rules and has decided that apathy should rule the day. The authoritative Oxford English Dictionary (OED) is cautious in providing an etymology for this word because England being a small island country, they have never had to deal with those damn foreigners.
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Mint Aero

Once upon a time, I stumbled upon a feeble vending machine, my eyes were drawn to this beauty and I was mesmerized. This vision in green foil looked back, both its eyes were gleaming with anticipation of the orgy of mint and chocolate that was about to follow, I too was eagerly awaiting this treat, my tastebuds tingling. I decided to purchase this little wonder and my life was changed, no longer a close-minded individual, my eyes were opened to the delights that mint and chocolate had to offer.
==The History==
The mint aero was invented in 900 BC in a brief but fruitful collaboration between Oscar Wilde and Jebus, during a duel in which chocolate and mint were fused together in an unholy union. God remarked "Damn, that's good" upon first tasting the prototype Mint Aero, and boy, was he right. Shortly after the invention of the Mint Aero, Hitler seized upon the idea as a way of making a quick buck, he patented this superb invention and sold it to Nestlé for the princely sum of £60. At present, the mint aero has 5 legs 3 arms and 6 eyes. It has been known to eat small adults and fat kids. Fat kids taste splendid. :)!
Not too long after the Mint Aero ate my strudel cakes i decided that killing cats on a doorstep would make more sence..... Tis the season for giving!
==Various incarnations of the Aero==
The original Aero was created without mint, until the intervention of Jebus saw this tragedy put right in the Great Aero Revolt of 1798 when he single handedly infused every Aero in the world with the essence of mint, and a legend was born.
Later, the Aero evolved into a fatter version, complete with easily breakable segments for ease of consumption, this welcome addition is applauded by Mint Aero enthusiasts around the globe as one of the most important events of the last millenium. Other, more sane people, regard this as a natural development of the increased length and girth of the impressive Aero range, soon to include Caramel and Honeycomb. None of these staggering achievements can possibly top the flagstone product however, the Mint Aero. May or may not contain Soylent Green.
==Trivia==
The Mint Aero comes in a green wrapper.
If you eat it, you will explode.
Princess Mint on Threads of Fate\Dewprism HATES this THING, makes her want to fuck this out of existence.
Valen's penis Got cut by Princess Mint's Chakram because of the arguments. (seen above)
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Minutes

Minutes are tiny particles related to tinies, microscopics, teenies and minuscules. 
Today, most people use minutes to do things they would rather not do; this is most often referred to as "working" or "work". Some people refer to this as "marriage". In recent years, it has become fashionable to use minutes doing several things at once that one does not wish to do. This is called multi-tasking.
Most people who do this are considered "Republicans". 
Many physicists consider minutes to be the most fundamental of fundamental particles, unlike such posers as quarks and nebulons. Scientists belonging to this school of thought are known as the "Minute Men", after their founders, joint Nobel Prize winners Pat Garret and Gary Coleman.
==The Nineteenth Century==
In spite of this, for many centuries all scientists had to go on were drawings of minutes and the occasional dried specimen, for no one was able to capture the elusive creatures. Then, one day physicist Michael Faraday was on duty at the Royal Society's orbital base, when suddenly a message came through the vid-telegraph from Queen Victoria. 
Her Majesty warned that the Zantherian fleet was approaching Earth, and only a Minute Bomb could defeat them. Quick as a wink Farraday and the Royal Society organised an expedition to the centre of the Earth, where they were able to defeat the Keeper of the Minutes and save the world in the nick of time. However, this victory was not without cost and Farrraday's sidekick, Thomas Lord Kelvin, died in the battle.
==Practical Uses for Minutes==
Following the banning of M-bombs in the Tready o' Joisey, minutes have had little practical application. They do remain a source of joy for those who have magic in their hearts and are also used in rat poison. 
Doub-O is indeed a species of minute, having double chins and brightly colored plumage.
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Mira Nair

Mira Nair (born 15 October 1957) is an India-born, New York-based film director. Her production company is Mirabai Films. 
No, she won't go out with you. No really, I'm sorry but she won't even give you the time of day. She's married to this dude named Mahmood Mamdani, who's way smarter than you and could probably kick your ass with one hand tied behind his back. He's some sort of African History dude. Yes, I know that sucks. No, all of the good ones aren't taken. Here, have a beer.
She was born in this place named Orissa, which I suppose you haven't heard of but Mahmood Mamdani has. She went to college but you knew that already, but blew that pop stand to go shack up with some guy at Havahd. But you knew that already, too. 
Her first movies were documentaries, including India Caberet, which is about Strippers. Isn't it wild how famous directors first movies always seem to involve naked people dancing around on a stage being naughty?
She then made this movie you haven't heard of which of course was nominated for one of those best foreign film Oscars that no one ever pays attention to, but everyone pretends they would go see if they weren't so busy at work. You were out in the kitchen getting a beer when they announced it. 
She then said, "F. THIS shit!" and started making movies with Famous People, including Denzel Washington. She considered him for the role because of the depth of his character, his innate "feel" for the experiences the character went through, and because she thought he was freaking hot. 
She then went on to make the SERIOUS buckage with Monsoon Wedding (2001) and Vanity Fair (2004). YEAH, that starred Reese Witherspoon, YEAH! YEAH that WAS great! No, I don't know if she's dating anyone.
Her latest project is "Shantaram." No, I don't know what it's about.
She lives in New York City near a big fancy University, where she and her husband both teach. But you knew that already too, dintcha? . . . .
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