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Evil Evil Patrixxx, A Fanfiction

Evil Patrixxx looked at the evil evil stuff in his hands and felt evil.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his really evil surroundings. He had always loved evil evil bikini bottom with its encouraging, elated evil krusty krab. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel evil.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Evil Spongeboxxx. Spongeboxxx was an evil evil with evil dicks and evil dik-diks.
Spongeboxxx gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an evil, evil, piss drinker with evil dicks and evil dik-diks. His friends saw him as an encouraging, elated evil. Once, he had even fucked a dead, evil fish guy.
But not even an evil person who had once fucked a dead, evil fish guy, was prepared for what Spongeboxxx had in store today.
The evil teased like cooking sponge, making Patrixxx evil.
As Patrixxx stepped outside and Spongeboxxx came closer, he could see the gloopy glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want evil jellyfishing," Spongeboxxx bellowed, in an evil tone. He slammed his fist against Patrixxx's chest, with the force of 1671 cats. "I frigging love you, Evil Patrixxx."
Patrixxx looked back, even more evil and still fingering the evil evil stuff. "Spongeboxxx, ur a sponge," he replied.
They looked at each other with evil feelings, like two smiling, shrill star eviling at a very evil evil orgy, which had HEAVY METAL HAIL SATAN music playing in the background and two evil uncles being evil to the beat.
Patrixxx regarded Spongeboxxx's evil dicks and evil dik-diks. He held out his hand. "Let's not fight," he whispered, gently.
"Hmph," pondered Spongeboxxx.
"Please?" begged Patrixxx with puppy dog eyes.
Patrixxx looked evil, his body blushing like a melted, manky more evil stuff.
Then Spongeboxxx came inside for a nice drink of piss.
THE END
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Evil Farmvile Mod

I lived on a hill called Sug and it was a bad place to live. I woked up every morning and had to work on my s2ped farm on Facebook in order to have friends. all my frends insisted that i play with them so they coud have a succesful farm so i tried playng and it was HARD. I had to get up every day at 2 PM to play WITHOUT breakfast, lunch, OR dinner. I worked all day and i only got 1.6 friends to like me so i desided to look on the internet to see how to get ppl to like me.
I found a webside called goLOLbl.com and it had a farmvil mod and i was so happy so i downloaded it but it was hyperrealstic so i threw up and had nightmares. the next day when i woke up i saw that the mod was working and farmvile had hyperrealistc inverted colors and all the heads where of PATRIXX and it said "Patrixx is your friend no SURRENDER NOW DIIIIE!" I died of fear
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Shortpasta
Evil Joe

Evil Joe was the most evil Joe in the world. He did many evil things. Why, if I had a dime for every time Evil Joe did something evil, I would have many dimes. Like the time he poked me in class. Or the time he called me a stupid-head. EVIL! Also, the time he stepped on the grass even though it said "do not step on the grass", the time he told me a knock-knock joke, and the time he looked at me funny! Evil Joe was so evil, I had no choice but to sneak into his house and brutally murder him and his entire family. Now would you please let me out of this straitjacket?
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Evil Legos!

Furbearingbrick:Jeff steps on a Lego and screams.8:37HiddenSpirit:LOL.8:37Tunika04:or he takes it like a boss8:37Mr.Zalgopasta:That's shit hurts like hell.8:37Tunika04:it does8:37HiddenSpirit:Indeed.8:37Furbearingbrick:It's so evil that it goes THROUGH his sneaker!8:37Tunika04:I went all out caps rage on it before8:37The Stitcher's Assailant:You know when people use commas to connect all their sentences, and only use periods to end paragraphs?8:37Tunika04:Builders 2: Attack of the Legos in the dark
8:38Furbearingbrick:olo8:38Mr.Zalgopasta:Evil Legos:that's... new.8:38Tunika04:that could be a new pasta O_O:naw:xD8:38Furbearingbrick:Evil legos that seek out the feet of serial killers.~ HiddenSpirit has left the chat. ~~ HiddenSpirit has joined the chat. ~8:39Mr.Zalgopasta:A noble evil lego indeed.8:39HiddenSpirit:First victim: The Zodiac Killer.~ EvraVon53 has joined the chat. ~8:39ObliterationoftheSelf:If they're evil, why would they seek out serial killer feet...?8:39The Stitcher's Assailant:Oh, screw it. That pasta sucks anyways.8:39Mr.Zalgopasta:Too bad the Zodiac Killer is more than likely already dead.8:39HiddenSpirit:Why not?8:39Furbearingbrick:Because they give 'em competition.8:40Mr.Zalgopasta:There ain't room on the floor fer two of us...8:40Furbearingbrick:I smell a trollpasta.~ MooseJuice has left the chat. ~8:40Tunika04:So... is santa sagitarrius?:typo*8:40Mr.Zalgopasta:Are sagitarriuses annoyingly happy?:If so, then yes.8:40Tunika04:Well... I am sagitarruis:~ HiddenSpirit has left the chat. ~8:41EvraVon53:<-- Sagittarius8:41Shinigami.Eyes:Whee. I need to withdraw $50 from my account to finish Christmas shopping.8:41Tunika04:My birthday is on december 12~ Benjaminthewill123123 has joined the chat. ~8:41Shinigami.Eyes:I'm a cranky old goat. :< Joy for being a Capricorn.8:41The Stitcher's Assailant:I'm confused... I'm reading a pasta where a guy wrote Naughties, but I think he meant Nineties.8:41ObliterationoftheSelf:I wished this could have been an amazing moral conundrum about the necessity of evil fighting evil, or what we define as good- harming the body of a serial killer, whom are almost universally loathed, or taking an approach? Who is the real villain- the serial killer, or those who blindly and ignorantly cheer on harm to a person?
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Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Old Shit
Evil Mew

As a kid I was a huge fan of Pokémon and all the games. The first game I owned was the red edition. I played it through many times before and tried to catch all Pokémon to complete my Pókedex.
My sister possessed the blue edition and we worked together and traded the unobtainable Pokémon between our Versions.
We wanted all 151. We wanted Mew. We searched for it everywhere. Under the truck at MS ANNE. We tried to access the blocked grass just outside of Pallet Town.
We failed.
Once I traveled along in Celadon City. It was a dark summer night and I went to the Celadon Hotel. As I was exploring the building which just caught my interest, I discovered something unusual. There was a hidden PC there. As I went to the PC my heart stopped beating for a brief second. I heard a twisted Mew cry out of my Gameboy's speakers. And there was it on the screen: A mew. With twisted signs and letters. I had no Idea how that happened to this day. The mew stared at me. It's eyes were moving even in that old red version where the sprites had no animations yet.
I was scared and I went away from the PC and tried to leave the hotel but my character couldn't move.
I accessed the PC again without pressing any buttons and suddenly there was a MissigNO on the screen. A text box opened and read:
"I will hunt you..... I will feast upon your soul and your mind will be captive and suffer for all eternity."
I quickly tried to turn the Gameboy off but it didn't work. I removed the batteries as fast as I could and it was still powered. I threw it away and began shaking. I heard the mew cry once again but this time it was in a very high pitched sound and it was way louder than the Gameboy could be. I slowly moved to the device and I got a chill down upon my spine while doing so. It was off.
Scared I told my sister what happened but she didn't believe me and laughed. I said to myself I will never play Pokémon again and discarded my Gameboy into a drawer. Later that night I couldn't sleep well. It was stormy and it rained outside with thunder. I tried to sleep but I couldn't get this fear out of my mind.
Suddenly I fell asleep and dreamed that mew was chasing me through my house. I tried to run but somehow I fell down every few steps as if my legs were drained of all vitality. It was behind me. I didn't dare to look over my shoulder...
Then I woke up in a cold sweat. It was only a dream. All will be OK I thought. But suddenly I heard the Mew cry again and the Gameboy laid beside me on my desk with a twisted Mew sprite that looked withering, almost like an undead. The textbox read:
"I.... will.. consume.... you.... will....... be TORTURED FOR ALL ETERNITY!"
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:Demins and Debbils
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Evil Patrick: A New Hope

It was in the Bikini Bottom when I (my name is KenJohnHi) saw Squidward coming out of the ChumBucket. He had a chumhelmet on. I knew he had converted to Planktons side of the war. I prayed wondering where Evil Patrick was. Turned out the answer was right there in front of me. I needed to just go to Krusty Krabs. Which was lamost destroyed after Plankton used ball on it. Since ten years ago Plakton became emperor the Bikini Bottom and I and a few survivors have been fighting a rebellion against him. We consisted of me, Sandy, and that's it. Spongebob was assumed dead after Plakton took over and Evil Patrick was somewhere else eating a cat. So I went to the Krusty Krab and saw Krusty making food for free. He said he stopped caring about money a while ago after Plakton won the war. I took his pizza and ate it in front of him. He and I talked about how we were going to defeat Plakton. I told him Squidward had turned to the bad team because he was tired of his job. Krusty was not surprised as Squidward became a satanist a couple years ago. Krusty gave me a pokeball. He said this was Spongebob's Sandshrew before Spongebob left. Not knowing what to do, I took it. We met with Sandy again and deciced to attack the ChumBucket. long the way we met Gary the snail and that fat car testing chick. We had a team now. Squidward when we were gone used his hyperrealistic beam to destroy the Krusty Krab. Making the evil teams victory that much more possible. Krusty was teaching me how to use that Sandshrew in a battle. We went to a bar and some thugs wanted my money but I told them fuck off and Krusty took out his Staraptor and killed them. We reached teh Chum Bucket and found Squidward there. Right away he took out his Jolteon and found Krusty. Soon enough Squidward won and killed Krusty. But Krusty told ud to get away before he died so we lsitened. We went to Evil pAtrick house were Evil Patrick was and he said fuck off until he learned we were part of the rebellion and he let us in. So we mae a plan and Evil Patrick and I went back to the Chum Bucket. There was robots of the people who in the Bikini Bottom before Plakton took over. I went inside and tried to reach the power button to destory it whiel Evil Patrcik was dealing with the robots. I pressed the button and Evil Patrick led teh robots inside and we ran out just as the fat lady came in and blew up the Chum Bucket and all the robots inside. Squidward was able to escape though because reasons and because he has to be in the two sequels. We had a celebration where we all won a medal. I realized there was a new hope. It was us. Gary, Evil Patrick, Sandy, fat chick, and I. Krusty let himself because he believed in us and that we could destroy Plaktons evil empire and bring Squidward back to the good side. 
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Evil Patrixxx: the True Story

It happened.
Ben was lying down in his bed. He knew this day would come. EVIL PATRIXXX was cumming. He wrote a diary about the prior-to events, but it was all just cliche. Then PATRIXXX finally came.
It was rough.
And tough.
PATRIXXX crashed through the window. Bombs. Bombs! Bombs exploded! Ben was scared shitless. He began to cry. "Mommyy... i luv u" he whimpered. PATRIXXX grew larger. He laughed evilly. Ben's house was falling apart. Then, PATRIXXX prepared himself.
And said:
"UR BANNED BEETCH FUK U"
Ben was hyper-realisticially scared. He was worried. He began to cry. He cried so hard, it reminded me of when I had sex. Then...
A SKELETON POOPED OUT
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Category:Stuff Blowing Up
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Evil Patrixxx vs. Good Patrixxx

Once, dere was a good patrixxx. He was good. Then Evil Patrixxx attacked him and almost killed him. Suddenly, Good Patrixxx went Super Saiyan. But Evil Patrixxx killed him anyway. And Good Patrixxx self destructed, and only Evil Patrixxx survived the explosion. And then Evil Patrixxx flew away on Reshiram/Zekrom depending on which Pokemon Gen 5 game your playing, (Black or White) not to be seen for a long time. And Ghost Demmy popped out and flooded the Earth in explosive diarrhea.
AND THEN THEY ALL DIED
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Pokemon
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Shortpasta
Evil Pokemon Card Game

Did you know there is a cursed set of Pokemon cards. Want to know how I know this? I have the set of cards, I have cursed them and I have spread them all over the world too.
Here I will post my six masterpieces, so that they may lead the game to hell with their superiorit-
Cop kicks in door* "HE HAS THE DAMN CARDS!!!! GET HIM!!!"
A pack of police officers then came into the room, aimed their guns at the man lying on the ground and shot at him until only one middle finger of the man could be seen.
"HE HAS THE GALL TO INSULT US!!! LIGHT THIS HOUSE ON FIRE AND BLOW IT UP!!!"
The cops did so, and since that day there are only six pictures of the cursed cards scattered somewhere online. They are object 2354 of a previously unknown set. Hopefully you never find them...
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Category:Satire
Category:Pokemon
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Category:Deutsches Trollpasta Wiki
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Evil Real Estate Agent

"Ha Ha Ha" I laughed Evilly as my villainous plot played out in a malicious manner. Ghosts started coming out of the walls and waving their ghostly arms at the other two people in the room, who had just finished signing the house buying contract.
"Oh No, you sold us a haunted house!!!" said the stupid non-Evil man who I sold the haunted house to. "How could you do this to us?!"
"You should have known not to hire an evil agent! Now you are tied to a 30-year fixed mortgage and 30 years of legally-binding hauntings!"
I grinned what I imagine was a very intimidating grin because my teeth are honestly kind of gross. I floss and everything but it doesn't seem to be helping. The dentist said I'm one of her worst patients, and not just because I sold her a ghoul-infested condo. Does anyone have any good toothpaste recommendations?
Anyway. I grinned my disgusting smile at the man and he stared at me in horror. I was shocked though when his husband grinned right back at me. "You fool!" he shouted.
"I'm not a fool my mom says I am very smart." I pouted. "You are a fool and fools drool."
"No you are a fool..." he said again. After some lengthy back and forth about who the fool is he held up the contract they had just signed.
"I tricked you! I signed your name on it! In your own blood!!!! See???" He smirked.
Sure enough there was my name. I was horrified and scared and spooked. "That's why you needed my blood??? You said it was for friendship purposes!"
He didn't answer, and instead laughed and laughed and laughed while the realization of what had just happened dawned on me. I was tied to a 30-year fixed mortgage, and worst of all, to these ghosts. And these aren't like nice cute friendly ghosts that tuck you into bed at night and give you a forehead kiss. They're MEAN ghosts!! One of them said I looked like if a turnip and a rotten banana had a baby. It really hurt my feelings.
"NOOOOOOOO!" I yelled shoutingly. The couple walked out and shut the door behind them with a loud thud.
The ghosts waved their arms and did a synchronized musical number about the many ways they are going to torture and kill me. I ran and locked myself in the bathroom and am writing this from my smartphone that can only access this site because trust me. please help me!!!! I just remembered they can move through walls, and they're wrapping up the last verse of the song...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Evil Red

I was at my grandparents house. I was playing in the woods behind the house and noticed something strange by these plants. It was a Pokemon game, I thought this was cool but wired at the same time. I mean, this is private propriety, who was back here and left a Pokemon game back here? Anyways, it was Pokemon: Red. My grandparents have a Gameboy in the house, so that means i can play this game!
I went in the house so i can go in the basement and get some battery's. While i was in the basement, i heard this low moaning noise coming from the back of the basement. I got scared and got the battery's and got out as fast as i could. I ran up to my room and locked the door and the windows. I put the game in and started to play.
The title screen showed some weird picture of this Pokemon. At least, i think its a Pokemon. The game started me out in pallet town, and this weird noise was coming from the speakers. It sounded like static noise, like, something was interfering..... I then walked in the patch of grass and a text box popped up and said "You shouldn't have done that..." . Then it showed a weird picture of this Pokemon. It kinda looked like Missingno. Then the sound turned off by it self. Then, l looked out my window and saw what appears to be a sever storm going on. Then it started to hail outside. I continued on with the game and this time, Lavender town music was playing for no reason. Then hail broke threw my window, and i heard the low moaning again, but this time it was really really loud. It was raining really hard and lightning was hinting the ground like crazy. The room flew off of the house and I could see a tornado next to the house. I got the Pokemon game and smashed it into little pieces. The tornado was gone and the storm stopped.
I will never forget the day i found Pokemon "Evil" Red.
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Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Shortpasta
Evil Sam

I was saving a new episode of Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors. I suddenly noticed that the saving was faster than usual. I then played the video. It was supposed to be the latest episode. It was instead a demonic entry to the series.
The "Kelly Langmack" logo appeared as normal, but was followed by a wave of static. The logo appears again along with the static. The number "666" appears in the video in blood red. More static. The "Kelly Langmack" logo shows again, but this time, the color was changed from orange to blood red. The logo was bleeding. Weird chanting was playing in the background of this.
The title "EVIL SAM" appears in blood red for about 000.010 milliseconds. The video then pans to Scotty, saying he's sorry for no reason. Static again. Sam appears with red eyes. He speaks in a pitched-down, reversed, slower, and reversely echoed voice.
He holds up a bloody knife while loud static plays in the background. Panning to Scotty, the episode screams. Scotty has been cut open, his heart and intestines visible. His heart is spilling out red and blue blood.
More static.
Sam is in the background with red eyes, smiling. A message appears in blood red saying:
"MICROSOFT MIKE, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME?"
Mike appears saying, "I can hear you all the way from my fucking bed."
Sam holds up a knife again, while softer static plays. Sam, with red eyes, smiling, is in the background of a message saying "I WIN".
Then for a few milliseconds, a Japanese message appeared, with Sonic in the background. Sonic has red eyes, smiling.
Sam appears again as he again speaks in a pitched-down, reversed, slower, and reversely echoed voice. He holds up a gun to his mouth and shoots himself. The final shot of the video depicts Sam lying down on the floor, with a hole in his head, bleeding. There was one last wave of static.
I deleted the file. I then heard, "Want to play a game?" It was Sam, with red eyes, smiling.
==Alleged Video==
There was a video uploaded on to YouTube. Sadly, the video got removed due to YouTube's Community Guidelines, as the original video had gory content.
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Evil Skyrim?

I was at the age of 16, I was alone at my house, I decided to get some new games for my Xbox 360. I grabbed my keys and a few dollars. I drove down to Gamestop to get a game called "Skyrim" because all of my friends had it. I opened the door at Gamestop and looked around, it was not really bright and some of the games looked dirty or old. I looked around the Xbox section to find Skyrim. When I found it, I didn't feel too good about playing it, but, all of my friends had it.
I reluctantly took the game and brought it up to the cashier. When I brought it up to the cashier though, he looked rather pale, almost too pale to be living, when I showed him the game he looked kind of odd, he just looked at me and said "Take it." I didn't question why as I was too busy celebrating me getting a free game. I ran back to my car with glee and drove home. When I entered my house I ran towards my Xbox and turned it on.
When I opened the case of the game the disc looked odd, it had "Skyrim" written mirrored, I was too busy popping the game I barely even noticed it. When it got to the main menu it looked rather distorted, smoke was coming from the top right of the screen instead of the bottom left, I knew this was odd, considering that my friends showed me almost everything about Skyrim.
I was a little disturbed by the dragon symbol because it had a large amount of blood on it, but I ignored it and moved on, hoping it would be a graphical error because it was a used game. When I selected "New game" it took me to a long loading screen, except with no text, just a bloody human skull. At this point I was too scared to move, as I knew this wasn't normal at all.
When the game was done loading my character was in a cartridge. The only thing odd about this was that the sky was a dark red, and stormy, almost as if it was going to rain blood. No one else was in the cartridge. I tried to look at the driver but I couldn't, I couldn't even move at all! This really freaked me out, I was at the point of not moving at all because I was scared.
When we got to the village my character looked at a house and there was a small, pale looking boy covered in blood through a window. The boy was just staring at my character until he was forced away by a dark figure. The cartridge just kept on moving, as if nothing had happened. The guard looked at me and told me to get off the cartridge.
My character got off and looked at an executioner who was covered in gore. This creeped me out because the goriest thing is Skyrim is beheading someone. The guards just looked at me with blood red eyes saying "You're next" My character moved slowly to the executioner. I was too frightened to go on so I took out the disc and smashed it to pieces. 
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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