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Rhea (bird)

The Rhea is the little brother of the much larger Ostrich. It thinks it's a tough guy, but all it takes to win a fight against one is to continuously slap a lid against it's head until it gets amnesia and forgets what it even is.
Rhea meat is eaten in South America, which may be contributing to their declining IQ levels.I made it up
If placed into water, the rhea will dissolve, and within 2 days, you will have evolved your rhea into a far superior Ostrich.
==Description==
The Rhea is an ostrich compressed into a .zip file. Just like it's equally-aggressive larger brother, it cannot fly. It's brain has already been too damaged by the lid that it forgot how to fly. It's a skinny bird, which is the complete opposite of most Uncyclopedia Wikipedia editors. Also like Wikipedia editors, Rheas only have three toes.
The Rhea lays eggs that are piss yellow. Perhaps rhea eggs can be the new TikTok food trend taking the internet by storm.
Flocks of rhea are notorious for littering and leaving their shit everywhere. A fan favourite on the NYC Subway, Rhea will usually preform for the tram car. Rhea usually preform juggling, as it's the only skill they learned in Clown School.
==Habitat==
Every rhea lives in either South America or in the Arctic. Finding a Rhea in the Arctic is way more common than you would think. A master in survival, the Rhea will vibrate violently in cold situations to generate heat. 
==Uses==
A rhea makes for an amazing pet, simply because it's a very small, and a very manageable animal. Rheas can understand English and Arabic, and as a result, you don't even have to train it to do cool tricks.
It will, however, shit in your toilets and ask you to wipe it.An interview with a rhea owner
==Sources==
Category:Birds
Rhyl

Rhyl is an exclave of Liverpool separated from the rest of the city by a sizable chunk of Wales.
===History===
Rhyl was founded in 32 AD by Jesus's younger brother Marvin Christ. He needed somewhere to hide from his resurrected brother because Marvin stole his foreskin. Legend says that the foreskin of Christ is buried somewhere under Glan Clwyd Hospital, where a magnificently-foreskinned tree has grown from it. This tree has become a site of pilgrimage for local Jews who want their dicks back.
Between 102 and 999 AD, fuck all happened in Rhyl.
Rhyl was completely ignored by the Normans after their invasion in 1066. One of them, Norman Norman, made it as far as Wrexham looking for a Pizza Hut but was eaten by a pack of rabid Welshmen. 
In more recent history, Rhyl has been host to not one but two separate attempts to install monorails. The shortest-lasting of these attempts was active for 4.6 femtoseconds whilst the other is so unremarkable that even those boring bastards at Wikipedia can't tell me when it was opened.
===Economy===
Rhyl is notable for being one of the most beaten-down and deprived areas in the United Kingdom. Only the following areas are more wretched:
*Borth
*Barnsley
*Rhyl
*Vatican City
*East Rhyl
*Auchtermuchty
*Hull
*Montenegro
*Brian Blessed
*Rhyl
===Language===
Speaking English in Rhyl is completely forbidden. Some say that this has lead to a shady undercity of English-speaking cave people who spend their days hissing at the sun, worshipping an old Monorail car, and sipping tea from the skulls of their enemies. These people call the town Rill because they don't understand the Welsh spelling.
Category:United Kingdom
Rhymes With Turd Day

Rhymes With Turd Day (June 3rd) is a world-wide holiday which celebrates all words that rhyme with Turd. On this day, it is customary to follow any words that rhyme with turd with the phrase "which rhymes with turd."
==History==
Started in 1768 by King George the Third (which rhymes with turd), the holiday was an instant success. The King had a special affinity for the word (which rhymes with turd), primarily because of his love for the 'urd', and the colour brown. This love carried even more weight with words (which rhymes with turd[s]) that actually had the 'turd' sound in them, such as Mustard (which rhymes with turd) and Custard (which rhymes with turd). George spurred (which rhymes with turd) the nobles to follow this custom. Soon, it caught on all over the Empire.
By 1774, it had reached the Americas. American colonists, though, believed the practice to be absurd (which rhymes with turd). In fact, they were revolted by the word (which rhymes with turd) turd. This led to what is now called the American Repulsion. Undeterred (which rhymes with turd), George set about instituting the holiday throughout the colonies. After the colonies broke away from England, the practice still continued, almost involuntarily. Soon, the holiday was brought before Congress to be made a National Holiday. Though opponents to the holiday filibustered (which rhymes with turd), the resolution was passed.
Today, the holiday is celebrated around the world by everyone from America to Australia, Christian to Islamist, and Sunni to Kurd (which rhymes with turd).
==Words (which rhymes with turd) that Rhyme with Turd==
*Bird
*Herd
*Heard
*Curd
*Surd
*Nerd
*Word
*Stirred
*Slurred
*Immured
*Assured
*Insured
*Occurred
*Concurred
*Conquered
*Interred
*Obscured
*Blurred
*Purred
*Third
Category: Holidays
Richard Curtis

Richard Whallaby Anthony Curtis, CBE (born 8 November 1956) is Mediocre Britain's foremost screenwriter, best known for such works as Bridget Jones's Dairy, Love Possibly, Wedding, Two Weddings, Three Weddings and the acclaimed sequel Three Weddings and a Bar Mitzvah. In a Channel 4 programme, 100 Greatest People Referred To In Oscar Wilde Quotations, Richard Curtis scored as 72nd. Richard Curtis's long term partner is Sigmund Freud. It is believed that without him the British film industry would be in Tatters - Tatters being a small village in Cornwall and home of Britain's greatest actresses, Billie and Piper.
== Filmography ==
Could be the Nine O'Clock News
The Black Udder
Moo
Black Udder II
Black Udder III
Black Udder Gets Milked
Bridget Jones's Dairy
Wedding
Two Weddings
Three Weddings
Three Weddings and a Bar Mitzvah
Love Possibly
Notting Gate
How Do You Take Your Tea?
Mr Bean's Hysterectomy
Hugh Grant and the Philosopher's Stone
Hugh Grant and the Temple of Doom
Hugh Grant's Day Off
Hugh Grant IV: A New Fop
Hugh Grant V: The Fop Strikes Back
Hugh Grant: Full Throttle
Hugh Grant: Divine Comedy
The Girl Who Wants You To Support Make Poverty History
Richard Curtis: Why I Bother to make Crap Films and get so many Posh Awards aka the secret of my Success (Documentary)
The Vicar Of Dribbling
Cunt his oscar winning self-biopic''
The Land Before Time 26: Meteoric Impact
== Well-known Quotations from the Works of Richard Curtis ==
"Luke, I-I-I-I-I am your father." ~Hugh Hugh Grant V: The Fop Strikes Back.
"I'm a vicar with boobs! Why did the chicken cross the road?" "I don't get it." ~Geraldine and Alice, The Vicar of Dribbling.
"I'm going to make out with Bill Nighy. Make Poverty History!" ~Gina, The Girl Who Wants You To Support Make Poverty History.
"Love is all around... now, let's kiss." ~Hugh, repeated line.
"Thanks for the job, Richard." ~Rowan Atkinson
Category:British film directors
Category:British television writers
Richard Head

:This page is about the worst name in to ever have (yes, even worse than Richard Sucker).
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Many Richard Heads have existed. This is a fact. Famous ones are that of the 1790's signer of the Deceleration, Gay rights activist of today and even famous musicians. Richard Head has been voted the worst name to ever possibly have, it fits the description to which most are named to this particular name.
== Controversy ==
The majority of people with the name Richard Head (or Dick Head) have been, what seems to be now, stereotypically refereed to as sexual deviants. This name has been regarded to as an insult by many and is still considered one. In fact many celebrity can be refereed as Dick Heads. The people named Dick Heads can go back to a famous Dick Head by the name of Miss Cleo. Recently though the name is being used by the young generation as a form of abuse or curse word which see normal people with names such as Clegg or Cameron being changed to Richard Head or more commonly "The Dick Head" or "The Dick Heads".
== Miss Cleo ==
Originally given the name of Dick Head back in a time forgotten to all. Was a very large, helpful Dick Head who gave many people frights and exciteness as she informed them on their future and past lives. This particular Dick Head was seen as a phony and was pulled off her line just for being the Dick Head she had been born to be. To get by from her terrible loss of a phone magician, she thought long and hard for another career. She has finally gone back to school and is becoming the same Dick Head as she once wanted to be. She'll be get out of law school as a new Dick Head Lawyer in early 2011. (picture of famous Dick Head below).
 
== The Miss Cleo, Dick Head Legacy ==
besides stealing peoples money and not helping them. Miss Cleo destroyed the past look on the Richard Heads of America. Originally Dick Heads were considered good people with a nice first name and luckily not a first name for a last name. After Miss Cleo was taken 
off the air their is a new aura around the Dick Heads. Instead of nice Dick Heads people look as the Current Dick Heads (read below for a list of popular living Dick Head) and think, "Jeez what a cunt". 
== See also ==
*Dick Sucker
*Dick Cheney
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Dicks
Richard M Stallman Vs. Linus Torvalds

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Richard Perle

Richard Perle, or "Dickless Pearl" as he is more commonly known (1879-1327) was a transsexual American hand-model and cabaret singer, best known for being one of the chief architects of the Iraq War and Paul Wolfowitz's second, third and fourteenth wives. He is also an extremely powerful Zionist Elder.
==Early life and career==
Perle was born into a lower-upper-class family, the scion of his father Minnie Pearl's novelty hat empire. His mother was a fax machine. At the age of eight, Richard packed up all of his belonging in a yellow kit bag and headed off to the city to seek his fortune. He found a ride on the turnpike with a trucker named Mitch who was to ultimately take the young Perle under his wing (and into his sleeper cab, hubba hubba!).
Under Mitch's tutelage, Richard would change the spelling of his last name and the composition of his genitals. Though Mitch was widely credited with helping establish Perle as a major new talent in the nightclubs of the Third Reich, his kitten addiction was a source of discord in their relationship. In the spring of 1937, Perle began a secretive romance with Hitler. Devastated upon discovering the infidelity, Mitch threw himself under the wheels of a house.
With Mitch out of the way, Perle decided to finally let Hitler advance past "second base". Rounding third, Hitler was heard to exclaim "Mein Gott!! Du bist nicht eine frau!!". After falling out of favour with the Führer, Perle was to find love again in the arms of Goerring, Himmler and Hasselhoff before meeting a young Paul Wolfowitz, then a struggling artist, on the streets of Paris in 1948.
Wolfowitz, at the time of their meeting, was already married to his 9 year-old cousin, whom he promptly sold to Albanian merchants in order to pursue a relationship with Perle. They wed in a small ceremony which was officiated by the Devil.
==In the belly of a whale==
Perle and Wolfowitz departed immediately after their nuptials for a honeymoon at sea, aboard the luxury cruise liner USS Nimitz. On the third night, Perle was swept overboard in heavy seas.
He survived three days on the open ocean, kept afloat by the buoyancy of his breast implants. On the fourth morning of his ordeal, he awoke to find himself enshrouded in darkness, the smell of putrefaction and the sound of a constant dripping his only sensory stimulations. Alarmed, Perle reached down, desperate to touch himself, to reassure himself that he was indeed still alive. Discovering that he quite liked the sensation, he continued to touch himself for four more weeks. Thoroughly satisfied, and completely spent, Perle found himself placating himself in his isolation by turning his acute mental powers to the ills of the world.
Category:Politicians
Richard Pryor

*Audience bursts into roaring laughter and applause. Pryor pauses dramatically.*	*Audience bursts into roaring laughter and applause. Pryor pauses dramatically.*	*Audience bursts into roaring laughter and applause. Pryor pauses dramatically.*
 	 	
"I was born in Peoria, Illinois... -"
"...alright, ah, and I decided to become a comedian when -"
thumb|500px|center|"YOU FUCKED UP, BRO!"
"..."
*And thus comes the end to our beloved comedian's concert.*
Category:Black Lives Matter
Category:Black people 
Category:Comedians
Category:FA People
Category:FA Humour
Category:FA Racism
Richard The Turd

Richard the Turd (1788–1827) was the Earl of the tramps between 1805 and 1827. He is probably the most notable tramp king as he is the only one who actually did anything that benefited other people. His unique name was given to him because of his pungent odour, not uncommon for tramps of his stature, although his was by all accounts the most impressive of the era.
==Achievements==
No one is entirely sure how Richard the Turd came to power, although everyone agrees that his greatest achievements were made a mere two months after his coronation.
When Richard the Turd learned of the sad tale of a young boy named Jimbo who had fallen from a great height and lost his legs, he made voluntary euthanasia legal among the tramp community. At that time, if you were volunteered for euthanasia by a family member, you were taken to a special clinic, or butcher's shop. There you would be laid on a special table and the procedure would begin. The procedure involved smashing the patient over the head with a chair, then cutting them up into reasonably sized pieces and recycling them back into the community. The family would then be rewarded for their effort.
Richard's second achievement was to introduce a caste system into the tramp world. This was so incredibly complicated that no one could understand it, and so everyone spent so much time discussing it that they forgot their few differences and became the best of friends. This made a repeat incident of the 1762 tramp war impossible.
==Death of a hero==
Unfortunately, not even Richard the Turd could live forever. After his death people flocked to see his body, and then a ceremonial funeral took place, where Richard's body was taken to the nearest river and dumped, fully clothed (a great mark of respect among tramps), into its waters. He was then found by another tramp, Bill Gates, who used Turd's royalness to create Shit-o-Soft.
==See also==
*Rhymes With Turd Day
*Word (hoax)
Category:Royalty
category: People With "The" As Their Middle Name
Category:Histories of Shakespeare
Richard Trevithick

Richard Trevithick (13 April 1771 – 22 April 1833) was a British Cornish inventor and mining engineer. He lived in the late 18th and early 19th centuries in the crumpet industry that boomed at the time, but more is more famous for his 0.0000001mph steam train thing that in most terms be called the slowest bloody thing in the entire universe.
==Early Life/Domestic Abuse==
Born in the late 1700s he saw a grim prospect in front of him, for he would have to work in the Crumpet or Pot noodle mines plus since he lived in Wales he was pretty much screwed anyways.
Later he started making high pressure steam engines, much to the anger of James Watt, who hated everything Welsh and he ate his crumpets that were mined in Scotland, mainly because he was a bastard.
==His Inventions==
In 1804 Richard managed to build a steam car thing that didn't blow up in the first 10 seconds of operating it, and a fat bastard of Berkshire saw his chance to place an impossible bet. He bet 500 rich tea biscuits that Richard's car thing could pull 70 tons of raw crap from the village of Rydderrysoddoffditch to the local canal.
Richard seized the opportunity and got everything ready, and sometime later his train managed to move the stuff to the canal. However, the duke panicked, and thought he might lose the bet so he fled down south only to be attacked by a pack of starving, feral Norfolk children (It is known that at this time Norfolk had just perfected how to use fire.)
In 1808 he made a better train and put it in London for people to ride. For 50 rich tea biscuits or 6 crumpets (Equivalent to the entire earnings of a working man for 1 week) you could ride it and play catch me if you can, also if you managed to catch it then you got to ride it for free. However he was ruined because the train only went about 0.0002mph and he had to scrap the idea.
==Later Life==
After these failures he invented the sport of extreme underwater basket weaving and helped chairman Mao to start up Thomas the Tank Engine on the isle of sod off somewhere in the Irish sea.
He died in 1833 after his patent expired and George Stevenson claimed all the glory (Though it did him no good, as he was killed attempting to walk on liquid Boron in the 1850s).
After his death he faced being buried in a Paupers grave but Chairman Mao buried him in a sink and today Richard spends most of his time clogging up your mom's sink (Like the asshole he usually now is).
Category:British people
Category:Engineering
Category:Inventors
Rick Grimes

Rick Grimes is widely known as the biggest cuck in television history. His wife, Lori, cucks the fuck out of him by getting with his best friend, Shane. During the series, he is constantly yelling for his son, Coral (or is it Carl?). He also meets a Korean pizza boy named Glenn, who has a little breaded Asian dick. We will get to this later.
==First appearance==
He first appears in the episode, "Gays Gone Die", where he is on a gay date with his more than best friend, Shane. It's a very romantic date, with their meal consisting of fast food burgers and fries. They get a call over the radio that two suspects are extremely dangerous so they go to where they are last seen.
They arrive to where the suspects should be arriving soon, they lay down spike strips and point their guns at the road. One of his colleagues remarks, "It would be cool to get on one of those cop shows." Rick pistol whips him and lays him down on the spike strip. The suspect's car starts coming around the road and hits the spike strip, as well as the fellow officer. The officers open fire, but Rick is shot 16 times by his own colleagues. He is put into a coma and reawakens in a hospital, where he dreams that Shane had recently kissed him on the forehead. Rick stumbles out of his room to search for help, but no one is found and the hospital appears to be in disrepair. Rick pisses in his hospital gown and shits in a corner, out of fear. He composes himself and walks down the hall to find two steel doors that say. "OPEN, NOTHING INSIDE". Rick opens the door and is gangraped by Shaquille O'Neal and Marther Luther King Jr. They then hit him over the head with a shovel, which knocks Rick out cold. He awakens later thinking his name is "Rark Grames".
==The Cuckening==
Several days pass until he finally reunites with his family, his actual wife and son. He finally accepts his family for once, after an emotional reunion, the same night, he witnesses Lori and Shane going to freaky town!
Category:People Big Brother is Watching
Rifle

After many shooting accidents caused by the erratic firing of smoothbore muskets, George Rifle invented the firearm that bears his name.
==Characteristics==
The distinguishing characteristic of the rifle is its barrel: a piece of steel tube with the outside surface stop-checked in a wavy pattern. When fired, the donut-shaped rifle bullet slides along the tube with the inside of the donut riding on the stop-checking. The pattern causes the donut-bullet to wobble side-to-side so that it is vibrating at a high frequency by the time it leaves the barrel.
This is the secret to the phenomenal accuracy of the rifle: the radio transmission set up by the vibrating metal as it flies through the air acts as a simple radar system, guiding the donut to the nearest cup of coffee...where it dunks itself, with lethal consequences.
==Variations==
The muzzleloader rifle tends toward heavier calibers, as it habitually sits around loading its muzzle with whatever food is in the fridge.
The lever-action rifle is a simple machine which amplifies the input force (trigger pull) to provide a greater output force (a bullet).
The bolt-action rifle uses a deadbolt to secure itself in a small, dark room while it views sensuous pictures of naked artillery pieces in action on the Internets.
The semi-automatic rifle has no stick shift and an infinitely variable transmission, though it lacks positraction and must be kept away from small animals and children.
The assault rifle is used to generate electricity, though a separate charge of battery is required as well. Gun control activists get up in arms about these things, and will defend them to their dying breath.
The machine gun plays a series of 32nd notes very fast around the 12th fret. Yngwie Malmsteen is a machine gun.
The inflatable rifle is made of vinyl and comes with a small battery-powered pump. It is capable of firing either donuts or bagels.
==Rifle-Prayer of the US Latrines==
:
This is my rifle.
There are many like it but this one is mine. I can tell because I got my pinkie finger caught in the action and half of it is still there.
The fleshy part of my pinky has been in there for three months now. It smells bad.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my wife. We were going to have a family of little BB guns but...I am incontinent. I mean illegitimate. Illiterative. Whatever!
I must master my rifle as I must master my ability to eat peas with a knife. Which is difficult. I never have been able to do that. 
Without me, my rifle would be sleeping with some other guy. Probably several guys... 
Without my rifle, I am a sad shell of a man, lurking in alleys and shooting up No-Doze and stool softener. 
I must fire my rifle once before I die. But I am afraid. What if it bites my other pinky off? 
I must shoot straighter than my master sergeant, who is trying to kill me because I am afraid to shoot.
I must shoot him before he shoots me. Maybe I will just hit him in the knees with my rifle. 
Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are kind of lame, we are not very effective, but still we are the key to keeping the latrine tidy and the enema bags off the floor. 
Amen.
Category:Firearms
Right-hand-rule

I have a double trauma. In an attempt to enlighten humanity, my very first Wikipedia article was on the uselessness of the right-hand-rule. It was deleted.
Basically, if you can screw, you can't use the right-hand-rule anymore. 
There is NO POINT for the right-hand rule if you know how to screw. NONE. LET THEM KNOW IT FOREVER FROM NOW ON.
So go multiply yourself.
The Right is tight, left is Loose.
Get over it.
==101==
*Get wood
*Get screw
*Put screw in wood
*Screw. Seeeeee??? It goes INTO wood and MUST be clockwise, righttttt??
*Unscrew
*Tell everyone that still wants to use the right-hand rule to go screw themselves. Except for the teachers, be cool to teachers, we need them still.
==See also== 
*Righty tighty, lefty tighty