Prison Break

People Pointing Guns at Each Other, known in its first season as Prison Break, is an American serial drama television series on Fox. The series revolves around two brothers who run around the Western Hemisphere pointing guns at people and having guns pointed at them. First, however, they break out of prison.
The series was originally pitched to Fox in 2003 as a story exclusively about people breaking out of prison, but studio execs pointed out that either those people would eventually succeed in breaking out of prison, in which case the series would be over, or else the plot would never go anywhere, in which case the series would be Lost.
In 2004, creator Paul Scheuring re-pitched the series as nothing but scenes of people pointing guns at each other. Studio execs loved the idea, and the show ran for four successful seasons from 2005 to 2009. A reboot is currently in the works (too soon, perhaps?).
==Plot synopsis==
===Season 1: Prison Break===
The first season follows the rescue of Lincoln Burrows, a man sentenced to die, from a maximum security prison by his younger brother Michael Scofield, a man who is completely unable to speak without scowling.
Scofield and Burrows encounter a series of challenges while trying to break out of prison. One of the first is a man named "Teabag" who is constantly raping boys and drinking tea. Fortunately, Scofield is able to dissuade him, in this riveting exchange from episode 12:
:Teabag: Hey, there, Pretty. I'm gonna rape me some boys.
:Scofield (scowling): Stop raping boys.
:Teabag: Okay.
For several weeks, every time Scofield tries to do something, something inconvenient happens, and he scowls about it. Finally, he and Burrows break out of prison, along with Teabag and a mafia guy who is irrelevant to the plot, a Mexican who is irrelevant to the plot, and various other people who are, ultimately, irrelevant to the plot.
===Season 2: People Pointing Guns at Each Other===
thumb|right|250px|Promo from the season 2 premiere.
Having escaped prison, Scofield and Burrows set to work on the meat of the series: pointing guns at people and having guns pointed at them.
During this season, approximately 90% of all scenes are based on this dialogue template:
:Evil Person: I am pointing a gun at you.
:Scofield (scowling): Then I will do what you say.
:Burrows (sneaking up behind Evil Person): A-ha! Now I am pointing a gun at you!
:Scofield (scowling): Now you must do what we say.
:Evil Person: DAMN YOU, MICHAEL SCOFIELD!
Over the course of season 2, there are seven hundred and thirty-four scenes involving someone being held at gunpoint, and three scenes in which a gun is actually discharged.
===Season 3: Prison Break, Again===
Ratings for season 2 were disappointing, and Fox executives decided that the show should be renamed back to Prison Break. As such, they sent Scofield to a prison in Panama. This prison had no guards and no security, and was run by inmates. Thus, all Scofield actually had to do to break out was dig a hole. In order to fill time, writers decided to intersperse shots of Scofield digging a hole with shots of Jodi Lynn O'Keefe, who is hot.
The season became widely renowned for being the most pointless thing ever written. Fortunately, due to the 2007–08 Writers Guild Strike, it was mercifully short.
===Season 4: Okay, It's People Pointing Guns at Each Other===
Ratings for season 3 were disappointing, and Fox executives decided that the show should be renamed back to People Pointing Guns at Each Other. Scofield and Burrows are sent back to Los Angeles for no conceivable reason, where they spend several weeks pointing guns at Jodi Lynn O'Keefe, who, in case you didn't catch it last time, is hot. On occasion, she points a gun back at them.
This plot proved too thin even for the low standards of Fox, who decided to add a subplot involving Michael Scofield getting nosebleeds, and a hot doctor nagging him to go to the hospital. Thus, several scenes were added with the following dialogue:
:Dr. Tancredi: Michael, your nose is bleeding!
:Scofield (scowling): I'm fine.
:Dr. Tancredi: Let's get you to a hospital!
:Scofield (scowling): No.
:Dr. Tancredi: Nigga say WHAT?!
The show's writers also created an additional template for standard usage in gun-pointing scenes:
:Burrows or Scofield (scowling)(pointing gun at someone): Aha! You're mine now, sucker!
:Scofield (scowling) or Burrows: Excellent job, man. Now kill him!
:Burrows or Scofield (scowling): I don't know, should I?
:Scofield (scowling) or Burrows: Of course you should!
:Borrows or Scofield (scowling): No, Michael or Lincoln, you can't allow the thirst for vengeance to blind you.
:Someone else: What? Don't listen to this moron, just shoot him!
:Someone else: Don't do it, Lincoln or Michael!
:Scofield (scowling) or Borrows: Just kill him already!
:Burrows or Scofield (scowling): We're not like them, Michael or Lincoln.
:Scofield (scowling) or Burrows: You're right. I'm sparing your life, for now. Just don't come pointing a gun at us in a later episode.
==Tokenism==
People Pointing Guns at Each Other is well known for its tokenism, whereby it includes characters from every minority in order to be politically correct. Token characters include:
* Italian: John Abruzzi. A mafia don and highly superstitious Catholic.
* Hispanic: Fernando Sucre. A car thief whose sole motivation in life is a desire to get laid.
* Black: Benjamin "C-Note" Franklin. A veteran from "da hood" who still uses his gangsta name.
* Southern: Theodore "Teabag" Bagwell. A child-raping pervert whose parents were related.
* Asian: Bill Kim. An insufferable and annoying little man you want to kick in the nuts. Probably good at math.
* Jewish: Paul Kellerman. A rich, cheap, and sneaky snob whose last name ends with "man." Works for the government. 
Clearly, the show's tokenism has achieved its goal of being the most politically correct piece of writing on any network.
==Female characters==
People Pointing Guns at Each Other has only four female characters, making it the biggest sausage-fest on television. This chart should help you keep them straight:
Character 	Actress 	Improbably hot? 	Kung Fu skills?
Veronica Donovan 	Robin Tunney 	Not really. 	No.
Sofia Lugo 	Danay Garcia 	Yes. 	No.
Sarah Tancredi 	Sara Wayne Callies	Definitely. 	No.
Gretchen Susan B. Morgan Anthony	Jodi Lynn O'Keefe 	I need to change my pants.	Yes.
 
In season 4, Fox executives took steps to reduce the sausagefestishness of the series with a ridiculous scene involving Jodi Lynn O'Keefe removing her clothes:
:Gretchen: "I need to seduce The General to steal his Scylla card." (Don't ask)
:Teabag: "What do you suppose we should do?"
:Gretchen: "I am removing my pants."
:Teabag: "Even though I am a rapist of young boys, I approve of your legs."
This scene caused People Pointing Guns at Each Other to achieve its highest rating in three years: seventeen people watched it. As such, a similar scene was hastily slapped together.
:Gretchen: "I want to be your friend."
:Dr. Tancredi: "That is a problem, because I hate you."
:Gretchen: "Then I am going to remove my shirt so you can beat me."
:Dr. Tancredi: "I am not impressed by your svelte back, but I will still engage in some erotic S&M play with you."
==Recurring themes==
===The digging of holes===
The show features the digging of more holes than any serial drama in television history. Also featured are people climbing through holes and people fighting over who's going to dig the next hole. It's suspected that the reason the show was moved to Panama in Season 3 is that the Panama Canal, when you think about it, is just a really long hole.
For this reason, the show is wildly popular among the mole people demographic.
===Dead characters inexplicably coming back to life===
*In Season 1, Terrence Steadman is shot in the head. He inexplicably comes back to life.
*In Season 2, Paul Kellerman is shot by three men with machine guns. He inexplicably comes back to life.
*In Season 3, Sarah Tancredi's head is cut off with a knife. She inexplicably comes back to life.
*In Season 4, Gretchen Morgan is shot in the head. She inexplicably comes back to life.
*In Season 5, Heath Ledger will be joining the regular cast.
Because of the high number of such resurrections in Season 4, executives considered renaming the show "People Coming Back From the Dead." However, there was some concern that new viewers would tune in expecting a show about zombies, and, upon realizing that they were watching a serial drama about people digging holes while pointing guns at each other, would become angry and confused.
Also, there was concern that such a name would ruin what little suspense the show contained, because the only plot twists in Season 4 involved people coming back from the dead.
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