LittleBigPlanet

LittleBigPlanet is just some crappy movie that you get on the Playstation 3. This has Animal Crossing, where you get enslaved by Tanooki Mario. And now you're forced to have a dumbass adventure. Wanna know why? Because you're a dumbass! Wanna know all these crappy gays, uh I mean movies? Well here you go!
== LittleBigPlanet 1 ==
This is the worst movie that started it all. This is where you get coronavirus, and Donald Trump is forcing you to drink korona!
And now, you joined Joe Biden, and you killed Donald Trump. SPOLIER ALERT if you haven't see the 2020 election. And if you didn't, get to it, motherfuckers!
== LittleBigPlanet 2 ==
This is the most crappiest sequel you ever watched. Today is Civil War II because Trump fucked up before you killed him, so you had to kill your opponents.
It turned out it was Donald Trump, that came back from the dead after you killed him. It turned out you killed his twin brother, Trump Donald!
Donald Trump killed you, but you rewind time, and you killed him. War people thinks this Civil War was a shitshow, so they ended it right away.
== LittleBigPlanet 3 ==
The worst-worst sequel's sequel, which is known as the FINALE! After Civil War II ended, Joe Biden took a shit and told you that you gotta help him end korona.
If you did, he'll give you Trump's monies. So here is a godamn question, and you gotta say yes, shithead! Do you want Trump's monies as a reward?
=== No! ===
Too Bad, bitch! You gotta accept the mission! You gotta do it anyway.
=== Yes! ===
Now we're talking!
=== So uh... Where was I? Oh yeah! The Covidiots mission! ===
And so, you killed the covidiots and then resurrect them, so they're no longer covidiots, then Trump's wife was possessed by Trump's soul.
Oh, come on morons! Do I have to tell you whose Trump? This happens after you killed Trump, then his soul possess his wife.
You killed Trump's wife, and then you resurrect her. You took Trump's soul to hell. And Satan said he'll make sure Trump never escape.
Then he watches the Angels vs. Demons Football game. And so, korona is over, and Biden made you a hero's helper.
== Extra games like PSP, PS Vita, and Karting, + the r u n app? ==
Yeah, these games didn't happen. Just your imagination! Skip it!
== Sackboy: A Big Adventure ==
Finally, the crappy series is over. It's the game where you can do anything you want and that's it!
Say hello to "Sackboy: A Big Adventure!"
== What's this? Another crappy movie? ==
Ah, hell no!
== Then what's this anyway? ==
Alright, let me get this straight. It was based on a crappy movie series, and now this is a game. Don't worry, you won't get it on the Xbox One! And was not made by Nintendo anymore. It's only available on PS25, and was made by CNN people. Trust me, CNN made fake news. lol Let me tell you about Story Mode.
== Story Mode ==
There's no Story Mode!
== Just Kidding! ==
There's a story mode. This is known as a crime game now. You were sacked by a boy, and you're a boy! And so, you killed a boy who sacked you, and now his ghost haunted the boii village, because the boy who sacked you was a girl. So, you go on a supa big adventure. You can suck cocks, eat shit, beat bitches up, and kill the girl's ghost using Luigi's vacuum. "There's Luigi's vacuum?" Of course, moron! Didn't I tell you that on E3 2020! "But I thought it's cancelled!" Well, it's not! It's a secret E3 in China, so fuck you!
== Multiplayer ==
Yeah, there's definitely no multiplayer! You gotta play it in signal player mode. Besides, Level 1 requires multiplayer, so you're stuck, bitch! Unless, you are snitching!
== Create Mode ==
Absolutely yes! You got create mode for the only time! LittleBigPlanet series never got Create Mode except for Sackboy: A Big Adventure.
== Was the crappy movie series over? ==
Nope, Xbox people is gonna make LittleBigPlanet 4 tomorrow, so you gotta get fucked up if you want that movie to get cancelled! Okay, the end. Get the hell out of here, you're bothering me!
Category:Video games