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Ski

The ski is an amphibious vertebrate of the surfboard family that has been domesticated for human transportation. 
==Anatomy==
Individual Skis consists mainly of a flat lengthy backbone made of long chains of hydrocarbon molecules. A pair of skis make up one organism and if they are separated the skis will die. Skis do not have brains or any form of nervous system. They can see in infra red and flee from heat sources instinctively. It is a mystery how skis reproduce however many zoologists have speculated that they may reproduce asexually.
==Skis in the Wild==
Wild skis are often found by the millions in either snowy or aquatic environments, often congregated around motor boats and ski lifts. As soon at it is born, a male ski will select a female ski from thousands of potential candidates and bond for life. Extreme caution must be exercised when approaching a pair of skis in the wild because of the male ski's naturally aggressive territorial instinct.
==How to Mount Skis==
1) Go to a mountainside, the type of which is suitable for skiing, preferably being covered in snow. It is a good idea to wear foil as skis can detect body heat and instinctively flee from heat sources. Wear ski boots. For domesticated skis skip to step 4.
2) Look for skis.
3) Creep up quietly behind skis. (Make sure they ARE facing the other way)
4) Place your boots into the indentations and the skis will fasten. WARNING: Do not attempt to pick up wild skis as they will whack you in the head and attempt to escape.
5) You have now mounted the skis. They may move quickly and erratically for a few minutes, especially wild skis, usually though they settle down through time.
==Theoretical Origin of the Ski==
Evolutionists of great faith fervently believe that today's modern skis evolved from the primitive skate (a species of poisonous cucumber that lived billions of years ago in the salt-laden seas of the Vlasic era). Scientific creationists, on the other hand, have gathered compelling fossil and genetic evidence that skis were created ex nihilo by David Hasselhoff in 1989. 
==See Also==
*Toboggan
*Bobsled
== External Links ==
*Invisible Skis
Category:Amphibians
category:Transportation
category:Winter
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Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a web original by a Russian YouTuber by the name of DaFuq!?Boom! about toilets that want to take over the world. Skibidi Toilet has earned the valuable rank of "brain rot content" by many people online. The series has gone viral and gained the creator 7 million subscribers in a single month. As a result, Michael Bay wanted to make a movie about it; THANK GOD it got cancelled.
==Skibidi themes==
According to reviews, contents include:
*Toilets with human heads existing, flying, and shooting lasers.
*Various electronic devices with human bodies walking around enjoying life.
*Wars
*The Great Depression of 1929 to 1941
This sounds like something from the 1960s counterculture; but the creator has put in some effort to bring a modern vibe to the series. See below.
==Skibidi value bop bop bop==
From the moment of its inception, Skibidi Toilet was set out to become the most talked-about show in the world.
Analyst Egesseno Ixen says that the series keeps people hooked with its messianic giant robots coupled with a unique art style. Notably, the animation is "smooth if badly antialiased"; close-ups of the floor can be blurry, and particles look like pasta sauce. These features, combined with the frequent use of first-person viewpoints, provide a viewing experience reminiscent of video games and distinct from Hollywood movies. On the other hand, the character and weapon models are rather detailed, bearing a retrofuturistic but never "plastic" look.Skibidi Toilet: A [fancy adjective] [incomprehensible slang] cultural phenomenon. Ixen, Egesseno. 2023.
Fortune-telling by thinking on a (regular) toilet attributed the success of the series to "filling a vacancy in the portrayal of shared human experience":
Thus, Skibidi Toilet is likely to leave its mark on global culture and be present among the great works of art in the new millenium. A century later collectors will pay handsomely for a Skibidi Toilet plushie like they do for modernist paintings today. 
Skibidi Toilet has also inspired yaoi and yuri fanfiction on AO3, also known as Archive of Our Own for its extreme theme’s against heteronormative society. This is absolutely true, and my source? It came in a dream, and you can’t say otherwise >_< 
==Skibidi notes==
== See also ==
* What most fans of Skibidi Toilet are
* Half Life 2
* Guide to modern Internet-Speak
* Ohio, that state skibidi toilet fans love.
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Category:Tedious pop culture references
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Skin failure

Skin failure is a result of a virus spread by email, which is extremely contagious. Anyone who has ever used a computer, or even merely heard somebody say the word "computer", is at high risk of infection. 
==History==
Many famous scientists have suffered from this very serious disease. Albert Einstein himself suffered from skin failure twice, once during the writing of his theory of Special Relativity, and thrice during the writing of his General Relativity. This had the unfortunate effect of his skin becoming incredibly droopy. Most people over the age of 65 have had at least one case of skin failure, and the after-effect can be seen in their "wrinkled" skin. 
==Preliminary Symptoms==
*terrible acne
*freckles
*moles
*occasional fatigue
*ability to understand tensor analysis
*unmanageable hair
*The Game
==Terminal Stages==
The virus becomes particularly active when any form of intellectual activity is attempted. Viral outbreaks occur mainly during exam periods at universities, where as many as 75% of all college students have suffered sudden skin failure shortly after exams. The final stage of the disease results in the skin completely falling off in large chunks; those affected typically complain afterwards that they feel more naked than they ever had before. Fortunately, the skin can be temporarily restored simply by putting it on again and securing it with duct tape. 
==Treatment==
Norton Antivirus has proven to be totally ineffective at preventing the spread of this nasty virus. The creator of Norton Antivirus, Lord Norton, himself suffered consistently from skin failure as a result of his blind belief that his program would stop all viruses.
There is only one known way of deactivating the virus before it results in certain skin failure. Once the intellectually strenuous activity has finished, the afflicted person must play soccer late at night in a drunken stupor. This deactivation process is referred to as Midnight Soccer. 
Total eradication of the virus can only be achieved by the patient getting Banned from the Internet.
category:DiseasesCategory:Caucasian Dermatology
Sky.gif

Sky.gif IS the worlds 3rd most seen .GIF file off all time after LOTR.gif and POO.gif. 
Look Up!
What do you see?
If its not the roof then its probably Sky.gif.
Sky.GIF was created on the 2nd day by God, Making it one of the oldest .GIFs ever created. Though it was only made of 256 distinct colours from the 24-bit RGB colour space, making it very simple and noticeably jumpy its popularity has endured through out the ages.
==Sky.GIF's Origins ==
In the beginning God booted up his computer for some serious scripting, After a serious bender and William Shatner Porn Spree (Mostly About Seven of Nine) he decided it was time to get serious, and on the second day God created Sky.GIF as a creative tool to write poems about to get chicks. Since this time it has grown to be the 3rd most watched .GIF in the world after LOTR.gif due to its comedic value, and POO.gif because animals poo everywhere.
==Criticisms==
Sky.GIF is well known for its odd tendency to glitch and lose brightness during the night.
Sky.GIF was also noted for its poor comedic value, explicit use of nude shaped clouds and bad graphics,
Many people have also noticed the often jumpy nature of Sky.GIF, its repetiveness and low nutritional value.
==Sky.GIF in Popular Culture==
Unless you're blind, you can't help but see Sky.GIF, and it has been referenced greatly in popular culture:
In William Shakespeare's Biblical Epic "Slap My Bitch Up!" Moses Says "Yo Thanks God Creator Of The Blessed Sky, Im Gunna Bang This Burnin' Bush!"
The Windows XP default 'Bliss' background is a blatant rip-off of Sky.GIF
Category:AGH MY EYES
Category:Computers and Technology
category:Images
Sky (disambiguation)

Sky can refer to:
*The sky, as in the blue wobbly thing covering our planet.
*Sky Digital, a British digital satellite platform constructed from stolen Russian cosmonaut communications equipment.
*Sky blue, as in the colour that did the h.
*The switch game
*No Man's Sky, a videogame.
(yes this is a short page, we need more sky-related stuff because sky would be the best colour if brown did not exist)
Sky blue

Sky blue is a colour that represents the sky at noon. The evening wants to be so special by using the "hotter" wavelengths to look cooler. This is why we use sky blue, but not colours like sky red or sky yellow. Think of it as us doing a "fuck you" to those "hot" colours.
== Invention ==
Sky blue was invented back in 1919, when someone named Murray looked up at the sky. He was like "Wait, that's not blue! But it looks so much like a light blue anyways... Wait! I got it!" And that's when he invented Sky Blue, which was if Cyan and Light Blue made a baby. Sky blue was being used all over the Americas as a way to represent the sky.
== Controversy (perfect UnDebate content) ==
Some people still debate over the official hex code of sky blue. One person argues it should be "#00bfff" due to looking like the sky. Another argues 
== Trivia ==
*Sky blue is one of the only colours that have been found to cause eye sores. The others are Brown and Yellow.
*Imagine being a purple shade. Especially a band based off of one! Well, sky blue cancels all purpleness and leaves you looking gray. At least you're not purple anymore!
Slacktivism

==History of Slacktivism==
===Beginnings===
In the 19th. century, the founding father of Slacktivism, Whatshisname started voicing his beliefs ...and not much else. When he died, he haunted the house of Snorlax III. Snorlax would often hear Whatshisname's whisperings of wisdom ...but not much else.
====Side trivium====
Before being enlightened, Snorlax III would describe this phenomenon as Paranormal Slacktivity. Many people did not believe him ...but he would not do much to prove them wrong.
===Popularization===
So he was inspired to spread the message of Slacktivism. At first, he brought it up in conversations and on internet forums. ...but not anything else. Much like a very lazy virus, his philosophy spread through the land.
==Inside the minds of Slacktivists==
===Slacktivities===
Slacktivists participate in various so-called Slacktivities, such as:
*Slacking around
*Slacking about
*Slacking in general
*Chilling
*Sunday chilling
*Installing Slackware on computers
===Psychology===
Psychologists speculate that, inside the mind of a Slacktivist, there's a perfect symbiosis of passion and indifference.
It's truly admirable.
Slashdot.org/Closed source Windows

Your Rights Online: Closed source Windows?
Posted by Konk
from the it's-not-really-theft dept.
WhiningUser writes:
The LA Times reports that 'Independent software authors have attacked Microsoft's decision to keep the Windows source code closed and proprietary, raising concerns about the ethics of this practice. However, Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer claimed that releasing the code would be be "financially ruinous" for the company.'You might remember a completely different recent story about Windows, or this same story from earlier today.
► dupe, microsoft, duped, whatcouldpossiblygowrong (tagging beta)
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Adding comments to this article would be fun and educational!
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Slashdot.org/Guitar Hero 7 in the works

Games: Guitar Hero 7 in the works
Posted by CowboyBill
from the i-rock-all-the-women-who-are-in-my-game-room-aka-none dept.
According to an article in Gamer's Bi-weekly Laminated News Booklet, a sequel to the yet unreleased Guitar Hero 6 is in the works. From the article:
"If you liked the first Guitar Hero game, then you'll love Guitar Hero 7. In this sequel, your character is equipped with a turbo thrasher metal guitar that totally can rip power chords like a rock icon given the hair of +2 rockerness. YEAH! You'll be able to impress your friends by playing along to rock hits such as Rock N Roll All Nite by Kiss and Go Tell Aunt Rhody (public domain folk song). But that's not all! Guitar Hero 7 will allow you to actually scan a picture of your face into your game system and superimpose it on the body of the character you choose! ROCKIN'!"
Sounds like fun, but what I wanna know is when are they gonna come out with.. BASSLINE HERO?? Huh? Do ya get it? Do ya? Huh? :D
► itsatrap, guitarhero, games, rockon, funfun, whatcouldpossiblygowrong (tagging beta)
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:Great news! (Score:666, Informative)
:by R0xst4r
:The best part is that the company will be making a lot more Guitar Hero games before 7 is released. Some people might not catch on to that tidbit implied by the sequel number :)
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:Guitar HERO!!!!
:Reply
::MOD PARENT UP (Score:0)
::by Anonymous Coward
::Thanks for pointing that out! That makes this even cooler. I never would have realized that. Mod parent up
::Reply
:LOL FP!11!!!1 (Score:-2, Troll)
:by Anonymous Coward
:ROFL WIN
:Reply
:FREE V1AGRA AND MEDS CANADA (Score:5, Informative)
:by Anonymous Coward
:Hey, bro I just bought some m3ds from cenada PEN1S grows very much you should try now great present for you and wife this holiday season C1AL1S http://www.wondermeds.com [wondermeds.com]
:Reply
::Re: FREE V1AGRA AND MEDS CANADA (Score:0)
::by d00m3r56
::Yo man, good lookin out! Thanks bro! Mod parent up
::Reply
:It has to be said (Score:5, Funny)
:by c00l337
:I for one welcome out new Guitar Hero overlords.
:Reply
::Re: It has to be said (Score:0)
::by h4x9054
::HAHA that joke never gets old
::Reply
:But... (Score:5, Funny)
:by LOLBR1GAD3
:Will it run Linux?
:Reply
Linux is cool, kids.
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Slashdot.org/John Carmack and Firefox

Slashback: John Carmack and Firefox
Posted by CowboyBill
from the oops-we-did-it-again-we-messed-up-the-news-got-lost-on-the-net-oh-baby-baby dept.
First, we would like to apologize for linking directly to the Firefox 2.0 download and stealing their bandwidth; we understand how that is a problem now. We also would like to apologize for an article posted that claimed to link to an interview with John Carmack about the Doom 3 expansion pack, Resurrection of Evil. Not only did the interview turn out to be completely falsified, but Doom 3:RoE turned out to already have been released over two years ago. Oops :)
► itsatrap, recall, whatcouldpossiblygowrong (tagging beta)
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:Don't worry about it (Score:5, Informative)
:by R0xst4r
:You did your best :)
:--
:Guitar HERO!!!!
:Reply
::Re: Don't worry about it (Score:5, Informative)
::by j8rt4
::I agree :)
::Reply
:I for one.. (Score:5, Funny)
:by 3r3t4kjjf
:I for one welcome our new slashback overlords!
:Reply
:THIS IS GETTING WORSE THAN DIGG (Score:-1, Flamebait)
:by Anonymous Coward
:PISS FUCK SLASHDOT IS BECOMING LIKE DIGG AHHHHH LETS KILL OURSELVES!
:Reply
With imagination, and a little bit of fairy dust, all of your dreams will come true!
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Slashdot.org/Linux fan fiction

Linux: Linux fan fiction
Posted by Konk
from the quickly-devolves-into-tux-having-sex-with-something dept.
31337157 writes,
Recently it came to my attention that there was a fan fiction involving a data packet which had a very pro-open source stance. After a few weeks of tireless searching, I finally tracked down this work of literary genius, to share with you fellow Slashdotters.
Wow that was great! A must read.
► itsatrap, linux, whatcouldpossiblygowrong (tagging beta)
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:LINUX (Score:5, Informative)
:by R0xst4r
:IT ROCKS also fp
:--
:Guitar HERO!!!!
:Reply
:Wow that was a great story! (Score:5, Interesting)
:by 0p3n38
:That was so awesome that I know longer need my imaginary girlfriend
:Reply
::Re: Wow that was a great story! (Score:0)
::by r44g
::Can i have her lololo lolol ?
::
::plz?
::Reply
:i cannot believe its not wind0ze (Score:-1, Offtopic)
:by 456lll
:wind0ze sux i cannot believe U R NOT WINDOWS
:Reply
:FP !!!!!!1111 (Score:-1, Troll)
:by Anonymous Coward
:Finally, I have posted the starting post on Slashdot. My power is limitless. Now, TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
:Reply
::Re: FP !!!!!!1111 (Score:5, Informative)
::by lol54t4t
::Use Linux to take over the world. Then we'll all be free! YES
::Reply
Tux sayz: Kids, always ask your parents before installing Linux on their machines! If they say "no" then you know that they are fascist spies and that they should be turned over to the FBI. Once they are dealt with install Linux!
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Slashdot.org/Network problems and upgrades

Ask Slashdot: Network problems and upgrades
Posted by Konk
from the it-doesnt-work-pause-NET! dept.
c1337us asks:
"I recently purchased an expensive network router for the small business firm where I am the head of the IT department. Unfortunately, I have no clue how to set it up, much less a basic understanding of networking principles. First of all, could someone explain to me what exactly a socket is and second, where can I find this alleged "ether"-net I hear so much about? Will that solve my problems?"
► itsatrap, network, router, slownewsday, loltag, whatcouldpossiblygowrong (tagging beta)
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:LOL FP!11!!!1 (Score:-2, Troll)
:by Anonymous Coward
:^SEET ITLE LLOLLOL
:Reply
::Mod parent troll (Score:3, Funny)
::by Mr.Cheetos
::MAN THE MOD BUTTON, FULL SPEED BEHIND!
::Reply
:Use Linux (Score:5, Informative)
:by L1nuxUsR
:It's better. The kernel is more stable and it probably supports whatever you were talking about in the first post.
:--
:"And on the 17th day, the FSM said that everyone would be happy and use Linux" - The FSM Bible
:Pastafarians of Slashdot!
:Reply
::I once used Linux (Score:5, Interesting)
::by Quest1ableCont3nt
::Now I use FreeBSD ^_^
::Reply
:::SHUT UP (Score:-1, Flamebait)
:::by Penguinator
:::Penguins are better than little demons you FUCK
:::KILL YOURSELF AND RTFM
:::NOOB
:::--
:::Also, cocks
:::Reply
:Suggestions (Score:-1, Offtopic)
:by RouterDude
:c1337us, it all depends on the type of network you wish to set up. Will it be a token ring lan with internet access, an office intranet, or a wireless network? When setting up your router, remember to keep all the wires nice and neat, one day you will thank yourself for doing so! Where is your uplink into the router coming from? Also, a socket is a communication endpoint in networking composed of a protocol, a local IP address, a local port, a remote IP address and a remote port. Ethernet is a large family of computer networking technologies. I hope this helps you :)
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:"I like helping people" - me
:Reply
::Mod parent offtopic! (Score:0)
::by UnDRground
::MOD PARENT OFFTOPIC FAIL FAIL FAIL
::Reply
Insert sassy quote here
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Slate (magazine)

Slate is an online magazine, hewn from the crude grey mass that was the internet in 1996 as a joint venture between Microsoft and a real magazine, The New Republic. Slate enjoyed early popularity as part of the adult-friendly MSN technomaze, validating the center-left opinions of its readership that public radio could only hope to inform. The website's daily updates cover politics, and politicize sports, the low arts, news, and the doings of actual newspapers.
== Background ==
Much of Slate's content is organized into regular features, some themed such as the advice column Dear Prudence, others guided only by the alleged celebrity of their authors such as Mickey Kaus's long-running proto-blog, Kausfiles.
Aside from topical distinctions, Slate columns are written by a strict stylebook, borrowing the short paragraphs and low-comma count of the traditional newspaper editorial page, while keeping (perhaps establishing) the webzine tradition of aggressively challenging its readers least-passionate opinions. Co-Founder Michael Kinsley is credited with revolutionizing the editorial process for the internet age with a three-pronged attack, pithily expressed as generic headlines:
# WHY [OBVIOUSLY BAD THING] IS IN FACT GOOD FOR YOU AND/OR WESTERN CULTURE.
# WHY [OBVIOUSLY GOOD THING] IS ACTUALLY DESTROYING THE VERY FABRIC OF SOCIETY.
# WHAT [HABITUALLY WRONG PUBLIC FIGURE] GETS RIGHT ABOUT [CONTENTIOUS ISSUE].
These three standards are reputedly printed in size 210 "embossed" Times New Roman, landscape format, and sticky-tacked above the New York office's door.
== Editorial Stance ==
Frequently characterized as exactly 14 inches left of center, Slate's staff was almost unanimous in its support for war with Iraq. Although safely distancing itself from that opinion over the next four years with numerous elaborations of the operation's mismanagement, a comparison to current public polling puts the webzine at a de facto 2 to 2.5 inches right of center.
Kinsley, himself, has rejected this appraisal, citing an unfair "two-dimensional" bias that cannot spatially account for columnists like Christopher Hitchens, who he describes as "[a guy] who will call Mother Theresa a Bible-thumping hobag at 9:30 AM , eviscerate an anti-war straw man on Hannity and Colmes at 9:30 PM, then stumble his way to a great night's sleep, aided only by a mod-priced brandy. Try and chart that without a Z axis, dicks."
== See also ==
*Christopher Hitchens
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