Skibidi Toilet - Lost Episode

Does anyone remember the Skibidi Toilet? It was a YouTube shorts series created by DaFuqBoom and I would edge to it every single night. I'd always comment "Ugh, DaFuq... it's all over the screen" or "clean up in the aisle, my pants!" Or something like that. I loved Skibidi Toilet so much, I even had the life accurate Skibidi Toilet dildo! (Oh man I loved shoving it so far up my asshole.) Well anyways, I was one day outside of an applebees when this homeless guy went up to me with a big smile on his face. He said, "Eat these cheese and crackers from between my toes, or I'll give you a curse." He said reaching and grabbing on my gock without my consent. "Ew!" I said, kicking him over on the ground and then spitting on him. His eyes then glowed a very bright red and he yelled something in Japanese! "ファックユー" He said, as I felt funny, then nothing happened so I just went home.
The next morning, the mail man came to my house. He had a strange package and he said to me, "I swear to god, if it's another fucking Skibidi Toilet dildo, I will lose my shit." I assured the mail man that I didn't know what it was and I hadn't ordered anything. I was curious about what was inside so I opened it. (Because that's what you're supposed to do when you get a package). Inside was a strange usb drive that suddenly grew legs and jumped into my usb port on my computer. I jumped a little before gaining back my composure. Opening up on my computer was a very strange folder. I was nervous since I had no clue what was on this usb, could literally be illegal imagery on this thing yk. But to my surprise, it was a .avi file, and those are the scariest of files! Look at how much storage they take up! Ah! The file was called "Skibidi-Toilet-Lost-Episode.avi" which my fear turned into excitement. I clicked the file, and it opened.
The episode started just like any other with the song starting up and with the head popping out of the Toilet. I went to go get my lotion and napkins when I noticed something. The Toilet was crying with a full face of tears. The Skibidi Toilet was telling me, "Please... stop gooning to me." I was shocked, I couldn't believe my ears, Skibidi Toilet said something other than "Skibidi Dop Dop Dop Yes Yea." I was so surprised I pooped my pants and had to go change my panties. Skibidi's face was still covered in tears as he said, "I've seen it all... I've seen everything you've done to me... why?" I was ignoring this as I was distracted with a small mosquito in my room. "I'm sorry, what?" I responded, The Skibidi's face went from one of fear and sadness to one of anger and rage.
The Skibidi started angry shouting at me, all of which was completely nonsensical garbage. Probably complaining about how "woke" society is or something. Oh yeah and then a Camera Man came out of my computer monitor and attacked all the people I had over. Oh yeah did I mention I was having a party at the time. Well anyways everybody died! Except for me. You wanna know why? Because I'm awesome and can epically dodge his attacks. I then pulled his arm and used it as a backscratcher. What?... My back was itchy, could you really blame me? Well I bit off his toe and snapped his neck and killed him. And now Skibidi was really mad. And threw a massive fucking temper tantrum. Arms grew out of my monitor and started breaking my stuff in my house. Including my copy of Conkers Bad Fur Day on the Nintendo 64, which I TOTALLY was not upset about. I then was bored of this episode so I yanked the usb out of my pc. But when I did, my wallpaper changed to something like, "Your Next" or something like that. I didn't really get to see.
I then went back to the applebees and saw the homeless man again, I then threw the usb at him and said. "You can have your stupid USB back." He then started crying and said "I hate you!" I then felt bad, but then I said, "I'm sorry... that was mean... why don't we go get ice cream or something." And he then said "*sniff* really!?" And I said, "Yeah really, y'know, maybe this lost episode creepypasta was really about the friends we made along the way." And then a magical unicorn came by and me and the homeless guy hopped on its back and we rode off into the sunset... Then a magical wizard popped up and said he will grant us three wishes. I wished for an endless supply of waffles, The Homeless Guy wished for a house, but the Wizard couldn’t do that. We then said, “Hey Wizard, why don’t you have the last wish.” And then he said, “I wish to be your best friend!” And he hoped on our unicorn and we rode off. And then a plane came and crashed into us and we all died. The End.
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