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Mnemonic

A mnemonic is a method of remembering a series of things that is usually harder to remember than the actual series of things that you want to remember.
===Examples===
Mexican Vultures Enjoy Making Jam Sandwiches Using New Plums is a common mnemonic taught to children to learn the order of the planets. 
My Very Erotic Mother Just Sucked Uncle Ned's Penis is a less common mnemonic taught to me by my father shortly before the restraining order was imposed
Mnemonic is one of the few words in English which begin with "mn" (mneumatic is another, and of course the midwesterly-by-north state Mninninnisota -- although that's a proper name and so doesn't count according to Queensbury rules). If you have trouble splelling mnemonic, simply remember:
Miss Nancy's Elephant Mastered Oilgebra, Not Integral Calculus.
Of course you have to use the special Latvian spelling of oilgebra. If that is difficult to remember, try this little mnemonic:
Oilgebra, not algebra
when you need some oil
for Ally's boil.
===Mnemonics in History===
One of the earliest mnemonics was veni, vedi, vici. Early Christians used this to remember the beta version of the Number of the Beast in Roman numerals: V V V.
Of course the Number was upgraded to 666 in the final release.
Pythagoras constructed many clever mnemonics during his investigation of the mathematical properties of triangles. They were all in Greek, of course. A translation of his trick for remembering the proportional lengths of the sides of a right triangle goes like this:
:Perseus pounds the wooden ship
:Your favorite goat has run away
:As sunset fires the wine-dark bay.
Nobody is quite sure how this was supposed to work, but Pythagoras apparently found it useful. It's all Greek to us.
Egyptians used mnemonics to remember the mathematical relationship between the length of the sides and the height of the pyramids. The famous "bent pyramid" is an example of what happens when somebody gets the mnemonic wrong.
Of course Egyptian mnemonics were not so very simple, relying as they did on hieroglyphics. Quick, what does an ibis subtended by Thoth and flanked by two eyes suggest? No, it's actually the recipe for a Tequila Sunrise. Not easy, is it?
==Etymology==
Mnemonic comes from the name of the Greek Titaness Mnemosyne. 
"If someone is successful in his deeds, he casts a cause for sweet thoughts into the streams of the Muses. For those great acts of prowess dwell in deep darkness, if they lack songs, and we know of only one way to hold a mirror up to fine deeds: if, by the grace of Mnemosyne with her splendid headdress, one finds a recompense for toils in glorious song." ~Pindar, Nemean Odes
The name for a burning memory is Greek fire; legend has it that Mnemosyne brought fire to the minds of mankind by stealing from Prometheus while he was getting a drink from the Lethe, the river of forgetfulness. 
==See Also==
* Unquotable:Mnemonics
Category: Language
Mobile Cod

Cod is the common name for the genus Gadus of fish, belonging to the family Gadidae, and is also used in the common name of a variety of other fishes. Cod is a popular food fish with a mild flavor, low fat content, and a dense white flesh that flakes easily. Cod livers are processed to make cod liver oil, an important source of Vitamin A, Vitamin D and omega-3 fatty acids. 
Whilst the Cod is indeed a common and harmless fish, the Mobile Cod is a different matter altogether. 
Obtained from remote oceans, transferred across a network of water bodies, and then removed from those water bodies ("downloaded") and executed on a local plate without explicit cooking ("installation") or pickling ("execution") by the recipient. Examples of Mobile Cod include scripts (BacalhauScript), ActiveCod controls, Flish animations, and mackerels embedded within Office documents. 
 Moblous Codus Nefarious
 	
Method of Transport	water based TCP/IP
Damages 	Nasty stomachache
Fatalities 	Flipper, and the annoying boy from Surface
Mobile Cod can also be sent via mail, but this kind of operation might become extremely complicated due to the effect of ice on envelopes (whereas the cod is being maintained fresh) or the affect of the horrendous smell on the postal service (whereas the cod is not being maintained fresh). 
In almost all situations, the consumer is not aware that Mobile Cod is being consumed and executing in their workstomach. This will result in dire consequences, including modern education and freedom of speach. 
==Why Mobile?==
Due to the Cod's nasty ability to squirm into tiny spaces and mobilize itself from ocean to ocean and from fish and chips shop to a fish and chips shop, it is considered a by far more dangerous adversary than other formidable fish, such as the Orca, the Shark and the Gefilte Fish. 
==Mobile Cod Infections==
===Preliminary Warning signs===
Those who are about to experience an infection may experience the following:
*Horrible smell coming out of a signed envelope.
*The feeling of pointy teeth biting through a vital organ.
*Suspicious growling sounds rising from one's stomach. 
===How Should I protect myself?===
In case of Mobile Cod infections one should proceed to undertake the following immediately: 
*Evacuate the premises immediately
*Fry the motherfucker. Use loads of lemon. 
==Paradigms==
Mobile Cod technologies can be used to support two different paradigms:
* Cod on demand. (also known as The Fish Market).
* Mobile agents. (also known as The Fish Peddler marching quickly due north after selling his last piece of Mobile Cod).
==Related species called Cod==
*Malicious Cod, is a very nasty piece of work with pointy sharp teeth and a very very bad temper.
*Hostile Cod, is a Cod which is in a constant foul mood, and tends to use obscenities.
 
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Moby-Dick/recipe

Moby Dick, a well known recipie has become famous around the world for driving chefs insane
In it, the chef embarks on a futile quest to make the whale turn white, driving everyone else in your mom
==Recipe==
:8 oz self-rising flour
:1 pinch of salt
:4 oz white whale blubber
:2 pts baptismal harpooner blood
:4-6 oz sultanas (large raisins)
:6 ft hemp rope
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Fold blubber into salt and flour until in pea-sized pieces by repeatedly lifting it with a mixing anchor. Add saltwater as needed until you can mould it into a whale shape. If the blubber sticks to anyone else in the vicinity, have an assistant dive into the batter and cut it off at the head. 
Stab in the harpooner blood using a freshly forged harpoon until thoroughly punctured; don't worry, the dish will remain intact throughout this process. You should by this point have lost all sense of reason, and have others in the vicinity begin to prophecy about your death. Scatter on the raisins, and pour into a 9x13 pan. Bake in a sparking electric oven, far from Starbucks coffee, for prolongued periods. Continue attempting to skewer the dish regularly with the harpoon as it bakes. If you can't seem to get it to turn out how you want it, attach one end of the rope to the dessert, the other end to your neck, and throw the dessert into the depths.
To ensure that the Moby Dick turns out as intented, make sure that you bore everyone in the vicinity until they began to tear their hair out, and then tell them that it's a masterpiece. 
== A great dish for high school and college students! ==
Moby Dick is also known as the premiere form of cullinary torture for high school and college students in order to whittle down the number of low-quality western chefs, thus ensuring better western representation on Iron Chef. It is generally required in cooking classes and will send any right-minded student rushing to SparkRecipes and CliffRecipes begging for help. In order to survive the course, they need to be rescued from this monstrous dessert which might, in all likelyhood, eat them instead of the other way around. Of course, there are always "Ahabs" that believe they will conquer the dessert, and think they are going to win our victory at war!!!, and they fall into an even more disastrous trap.
==See also==
* Wales
* Whales
* Moby
* Dick
* John Bonham
*Bone
Category:Desserts
Category:Whales
Moccasins

moccasins.
NOVEMBER 15 IS NATIONAL ROCK YOUR MOCS DAY! No, seriously. Don't forget your moccasins.
THE COLOR OF THE GODS • THE HUE OF SALVATION • THE SECRET TO IMMORTALITY • THE BEGINNING AND END OF ALL THAT IS INSANE • THE FUCKING OF THE BATS (#ffe4b5)
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== Ugly Ass Shoe ==
The ugliest shoe you have ever seen ! they are god shoes!
 moccasins
 	 	
Origin: 	Santa Land 	North Pole
Who likes them:	Crackheads 	Santas elfs
Who hates them:	Normal people	Krampus
==See also==
*A story built one word at a time
*Great Lord Móckasiin
*Ask the Great God Mokkááwŝen (not to be confused the with Great Lord Móckasiin, his seventy-first great-grandson!)
*The Exposure Of Lord Móckasiin
*The Temple of Heresy
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Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
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 The Fashion-Free Encyclopedia 
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==External links==
* Proof that moccasins make good music
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Mocherites

Mocherites are followers of the religious leader Colin Mochrie. The Truth of Colin, a non profit organisation based in Toronto, is devoted to teaching the 4 Pillars of Mocherie. Mocherites are often in opposition to Oprahism and believe it to be a corrupt organisation parading as a religion. 
==4 Pillars of Mocherie==
There are 4 basic pillars, or tenants to the Mocherites, that are declared the one and only path to enlightenment by Colin Mocherie himself. They are as follows.
===Baldness===
Baldness is key to the Mocherites. Though some feminist groups allege there exists institutionalised sexism, the Mocherites vehemently argue that men are merely more likely to become enlightened than women. Science is inconclusive in this issue, but some do believe that genetics backs up their claim, thus leading credence to the Mocherites. Mocherites believe that baldness allows energy to flow freely from one's mind into the 'Greater Baldness.'
===Improb===
Another key requirement is the art of Improb, or the achievement of three (3) improbable tasks as ordered by the leader of your local Mocherite church. These tasks range in difficulty, but almost always involve finding strange objects and finding uses for them.
===Snack Happy===
Perhaps the most central tenant to the Mocherites is the "Snack Happy" principle. As declared by Colin Mocherie, snacking on low calorie foods is required in one's path to enlightenment. To bolster spirits in this endeavor, Colin Mocherie has been seen in several well publicised TV spots, appearing as the 'Snack Fairy,' a religious symbol to the Mocherites. In these he urges people to escape temptation and stay true to a low calorie diet.
===Canadian Citizenship===
Finally, Canadian Citizenship must be achieved to reach enlightenment. It is believed, with some scientific backing, that the climate of Canada assists in the psychological journey to enlightenment. Some have also claimed similar conditions exist in Russia, however Mocherites dismiss this claim as blasphemy. 
==Notable Aspects==
Mocherites have a tendency to be attracted to shiny round objects and are reportedly incapable of rapping. Once a year, Mocherites make a pilgrimage to Toronto, the holy city. Mocherites also believe that those whom the Shiny One favors highly will be visited by his spirit form, the snack fairy.
Category:Religious leaders
Modern

At the moment of its writing, this article could be modern. Or antique. Or whatever. Or uselessWhich would make it an Uncyclopedia article par excellence..
==Modern writing==
===The glorious past===
Whenever an old text bores you, remember it has been modern some day. Its unintelligibility has shocked people, who couldn't make head or tail out of it. It went against all current moral standards, and left its writer bereft of his head, causing some commentaries on there being no noteworthy difference.
===The glorious future===
Whenever somebody tells you your writing is unintelligible, don't worry: you're just being modern. Tell the person to die and come back to do some haunting: by then your writing will be considered ahead of its time. People will wonder why nobody could make head or tail out of such boring text, or why it eventually cost you your head. You can do some haunting togetherScottish castles are out, nowadays. Try fast food dumps restaurants instead..
===The glorious present===
Whenever you find a text boring and/or unintelligible, check the people around you. If the writer has good press, and rumour has it that the writer could lose his head anytime, it's a modern text, and only true barbarians are not aware of that. Otherwise, don't try to make head or tail out of it and just chuck it away. There's the dustbin.
==Modern painting==
Go back to Modern writing, and substitute "painting" for "text", as well as for "writing", and "painter" for "writer". You can leave the word "unintelligible": once you're able to pronounce it, you can throw it in whatever conversation whenever you need to feel superior. Don't forget to practice the extended version "unintelligibility".
==Modern music==
Go back to Modern writing, and substitute... well, you know the game. I strongly advise you to keep the words "unintelligible" and "unintelligibility" for obvious reasons.
==All things modern==
===Modern art in general===
Keep generals out of modern art: things are confused enough as it is! But if your not comfortable yet with the word unintelligible, you can safely use interesting instead. This applies to all modern art in general. Keep generals out of... hey hey hey!
===Modern and not art?===
Q: try to find human activities that
* can be considered modern
* are not considered art
Once you've found something, you can add it right between those two (2) lines:
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A: Frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams.
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==Modern people==
Simon Stevin
Louis Quatorze
Benedictus XVI
Louis Casserole
==References==
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Category:Hitherto-undiscovered things
Category:Knowledge
Category:Language
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Mohair Thong

A Mohair thong is a thong of mohair widely produced in Poland, and commonly worn throughout Eastern Europe.
==History==
Everything started one autumn day, before the Polish mastodonts extincted. Granny Rosalinda Kiepska was sewing another mohair beret, but instead of it, she made a mohair thong. She put it on, amusing her husband Eustachy Kiepski, who immediatelly started to shag her. Rosalinda exploited the magical features of mohair thongs and became an extremely liberal old lady, but despite all her efforts, the mohair thongs became forgotten for long ages.
==Reactivation==
The production of mohair thong was reactivated after The Duck started to rule. The Prime Minister commented it:
Mohair thong will be the hit of Summer 2006
==Where the mohair thong can be bought?==
The best mohair thong can be bought on a market, in the hutt of Marian Paździoch, who sells it for 5 zł per piece. It can be bought in Tesco for 0,99 zł per piece, but it is not recommended, because it's usually a shitty fake made in China, which may cause rash in secret places or even infertility.
==Advantages and disadvantages of mohair thong==
===Advantages===
*It's cheap,
*It's warm,
*It's fully compatible with Catholicism
*It's sexy
*It can be used also in colder days.
===Disadvantages===
==See also==
*Poland
*thong
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Category:Poland
Category:Catholicism
Mojang Studios

Mojang Studios is a games-development company that creates both the best game, and the worst games.
While Mojang could spend their time making Minecraft updates people actually like, they will instead spend a billion dollars making a spinoff of Minecraft that nobody likes or plays, further destroying the reputation of Minecraft in Mojang's greed and corporate corruption.
Recent updates to the base game have been along these lines: "oh no, the fans are restless, lets shut them up by releasing a vote for 3 mobs we already have the code for, because we're too lazy to add all 3 mobs to the game like everyone wants". Or they make lazy attempts for parity between the two versions of the game, they actually make one version worse instead of improving the other one - going so far as to fix obscure features instead of fixing vital bugs that are breaking the game.
In Mojang's feeble attempt at "parity" between Minecraft Java and Minecraft Bedrock, they refuse to give bedrock players the ability to build on the Nether roof like you can in Java edition. Their reasoning for this is "it's a bug, so we wont add it". It may be a bug, but the amount of java players use it is insane. Bedrock players want this "bug" a lot. Just give them what they want, idiots.
==See also==
*Minecraft
*Microsoft
Category:MinecraftCategory:MicrosoftCategory:CorporationsCategory:Bastion of Corporate Evil
Monday

Mondays are God's way of telling you that He hates you. From the moment you wake up and remember the day, your suffering begins. This is a penalty for all the fun you had over the weekend. Your Mondays will suck, particularly in sharp contrast to your Sunday sojourn, where you unwinded and had a good time and everything. That Sunday is a paradise. Here's Monday, ready to beat that revelry out of you.
==Day 1 of the Grueling Week==
Mondays remind you of your sad existence in the rushing world of today. The very first day of the week will tell you how much it's going to suck before it's a weekend again. And unless you are a person with no work and no responsibility as such, like some 70-year old with a catheter up your little brother (in which case you probably won't be reading Uncyclopedia, but your family will have to deal with the Pee Review anyway) or maybe a newborn in a crib (though in that case you won't be here either - you'd be a suckling. With Pee Review.), chances are you'll spend the day wiping shit, little of it your own. And you'll hate it.
It is quite possible that you actually like and enjoy your job. Maybe you're a wine taster or a professional exotic companion. Even in such a rare situation, Mondays will ensure that there is a fuckup. It just will.
==Read and Relate==
It all starts with a bit of spilt coffee, a characteristic Aw crap! and the familiar crabby mood. Then everything goes wrong and everyone seems to be out to get you.
 You'll have a tough time shitting, your car won't start, and the friendly puppy in the neighborhood won't be that friendly. You'll reach office late, you'll be shouted at by at least six coworkers and two supervisors, you'll lose an important document, your lunch will be bland, evening coffee would be an espresso (when you enjoy latte), your car will have a flat tyre (or if the gas prices have sharply gone up, you'll run out of gas), your missus will have a headache, your kids will give you one, and you'll have to sleep in the couch, muttering to yourself, at least this sentence is over...
...then there'll be an explosion and your house will blow up. Yep. It escalates pretty quickly when the Monday is bad enough.
===How To Make Mondays Better===
Smile. Wipe the shit, realise you have more crap to wipe up, wipe that too. If nothing else, laugh at the hilarity of the situation. Or just at yourself. Smile at the ironies of life. The important thing is to SMILE!
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==See Also==
* Day
* Menstruation
* Holocaust
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Monday Night Genocide

Monday Night Genocide, is a Serbian TV-show that airs on Радио Телевизија Србије (Radio Television of Serbia) every monday night. Being the Serbian answer to the popular American show "Monday Night Football" (an American football show airing monday nights on ABC), Monday Night Genocide deals mostly with the recent events of Serbia's national sport, genocide. In centre of each programme stands one of the night's matches in the NGL (National Genocide League).
== Logotype ==
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The logo of Monday Night Genocide, on the left, compared to the logo of Monday Night Football, on the right.
As one can see, the Serbian show's logo is bigger than the American's. This is simply because the glorious nation of Serbia is so much greater than all other countries on earth.
== History ==
The show has been airing every monday night on Serbian television ever since the successes of the Serbian national genocide team began during the Balkan wars around 1900.
Many readers of this article, who are unfamiliar with Serbian television may think "Hey! Television wasn't invented until the late 1920's!" However, since the glorious country of Serbia is such a glorious country, it's engineers were a quarter of a century ahead of their Scottish colleague John Logie Baird.
Monday Night Genocide had it's greatest success in the mid-1990's, when genocide was the undoubtedly most popular sport in the Balkans, and Serbia's national team the world leading in the sport. About 74,678,940 Serbs worldwide watched the show every week, making it the most viewed TV-show ever in Serbia. This great success made it possible for the state to finance the national team's ongoing tour in Bosnia, Croatia and Kosovo.
== Hosts ==
Among the hosts that Monday Night Genocide have had over the years, Slobodan Milošević is probably the most famous. In fact, his starring in Monday Night Genocide made him so popular that about 120% of the population of Serbia voted him president in extremely free, democratic and fair elections.
Co-host of Monday Night Genocide was for many years the long time star of Bosnian Serb genocide side Banja Luka Mass Grave-diggers, Radovan Karadžić.
== Slogans ==
* Are you ready for some genocide?
* "I'm thinkin' about Monday"
* I'm ready for some genocide. Are you?
== See also ==
* Genocide
* Serbia
* Slobodan Milošević
Category:Things banned by the Geneva convention
Category:Television series