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Swallowed

The wind whistles past you and you feel your hair stand on end. The tension in your hair is relieved when the wind passes. The sun is still up high and burning bright behind you. The sweat drips down your back when something metal glints in front of you.
You step closer out of curiosity, and notice the metal forms a rounded box. After forcefully slamming the metal down in front of you, a small parchment is visible inside. A sinister message is displayed on it. You completely ignore the message and draw your attention to the abandoned estate in front of you. The house had obviously been condemned and lost a long time ago. Not that anyone would live out here. It's too dangerous.
As the sun becomes unbearable, you look for entrance. After going round the house a few times, there is a small crack of light, above it, two loose planks of wood. With all your strength and with effort, the two planks are removed and they clank on top of each other on the floor.
When inside the house you notice the kitchen is empty except for what is on the table. It is an entire meal. You decide to ignore it and divert your attention to what was next to it.
It was a bottle of water. After popping off the top and pushing the bottle contents towards the abyss of your open mouth, the cool feeling and the satisfaction is extremely pleasant, and you smile contently.
You notice a stairwell leading to darkness, and as your curiosity still blazes, they appeal to you and you decide to navigate up them.
The darkness which ensues unsettles you, as there is no obvious source of light around. You notice something behind you. You turn around quickly. You open your mouth to scream at what you see or rather, cannot see. But it is too late.
You have been eaten by a grue.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Swampy Nick

this is the story of swampy nick the monster that haunts my dreems every nite. it all started on janawary 14 2007.
i was 6 yers old at the time. it was my birthday so mommy took me to the store 2 get a new toy. i was very exited and i was very hapy that i culd finaly get the camora of my dreems.it was the plan toys my 1st camora. after that we left and came cross a swamp. little did i no at the time that this was the home of a very scary spooky monster nown as swampy nick. anways we stoped at swampy nicks swamp and sat down and desided 2 camp ther. nite came and i was bord so i wanted to go taek pikturs of the swamp. as i was taeking pikturs a big smelly frog monster came out of the swamp. he had orang eyes, dark bumpy green sken, ripped brown shirt, no pants,1 long arm with long noodly fingers, another 2nd arm that was short and had crab hand on it. he sed boo. i was so scared. i quikly took foto of him and tried to run away. he graebed me with his stronge arms and tackled me down into his swamp. he sed n a booming deep voise: i am swampy nick. u well bekum a swampy slave, timmy. i got scared and screemed. my dad herd me and ran out with his shootgun. he shooted swampy nick in the belly and swampy nick fell into the swamp. we went home. every nite swampy nick comes 2 my bedroom window, crawls into the house, and crawls into my bed. slowy he terns me into a swamp monster like him.i rite this story before he cums bak. goodbye.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Beings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
SwaySway's suicide

yesterday i was walking around.. after 5 minutes i found a box i looked inside and found a cd with the title 'swaysway's suicide' i took it home and decided to watch it i put it in the DVD player and played it.. that was a mistake...
the episode played normal at first but then it cut to swaysway.. he was sad..
HE'S DEAD.... he said
dead? who is dead? i thought... he was driving his rocket car thing and sighed
i have to do it...
the f*ck i thought.. he went faster and then crashed into a building...and BOOM!! everything was on fire... swaysway's body laid there eyes melted feathers missing.... the episode ended..
i wasn't scared but confused what the hell just happend?! i said.. i threw the cd away i went on with my gaming life
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Suicide
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Swearing on a Christian Minecraft server

I went on Minecraft, and found a Christian server. The rules said this:
No swearing. No Naked Skins. Keep it clean. No causing drama. Blah blah blah...
I went on survival, I built my house, then a random creeper came in and blew me up.
I was like "WHAT THE HECK? I GOT BLOWN UP BY A FRICKING CREEPER!"
I got banned for swearing. Then a Buff version of Winnie the Pooh broke into my house with a gun. He told me.
"Sorry sir, This is a Christian server. So no Swearing!!"
He aimed the gun at me, and pulls the trigger, BOOM!!
T pose-chan left the server.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Memes
Sweet Bro's Stairicide

So like one day I was browsing the MSPaint Adventures website for Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comics and I like came across a comic I've like never seen before called "Sweet Bro's Stairicide." I like figured it was like some sequel to the like original Stairs comic but I was totally wrong you fat nasty trash.
So like it started off with like Sweet Bro standing around the stairs but everything was dark and hyper realistic. Then like Hella Jeff came on the page and hyper-realistically said "kill yourself you dumb tool." It was like so spoopy and hyper realistic, it wasn't even typed in Comic Sans! Then it cut to them at the church but it was nighttime and really really hyper realistic and dark. Then it cut to the inside of the church with SB and HJ sitting on the pews but everything was still hyper realistic. Instead of having their usual perverted expressions, they both looked extremely pissed. Then, like, all of a sudden, Sweet Bro grabbed a razor and started cutting himself like a little fucking emo! Then it cut back to the inside of the house but there was only Sweet Bro there. SB was still cutting himself like a little whiny bitch and then, like, all of a sudden, he leaned over the stairs and let himself fall and the SBaHJ Movie theme song was playing backwards and distorted; even more than normal! Then a bunch of flashbacks started playing; Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff performing a bro hug bump, the first time they met Geromy with the cars and shit, the big game, Hella Jeff teaching Sweet Bro to operate a drawer, and, at the very end, SB and HJ and the stairs. Then, when it went back to the comic, Sweet was falling in slow motion, about to hit the stairs. Hella Jeff was watching him, crying. Then, Hella Jeff said "i cant BELIEVE what i made take place" and then it resumed to normal speed and SB was sent hurtling down the stairs spraying blood as he went.
I hope this story warns you about stairs, bro.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Sweet Daedreams

You are in your bedroom. Trying to sleep but you couldn't because you are up and awake unable to sleep having way to much energy. You just decided to lay down waiting for yourself to finally sleep. Then as you wait you see the windows opening then you see a weird small creature floating towards you. It's a Daedream. A pal that can put people to sleep. This creature is surely the one that can help you sleep better. It has to be. The Daedream uses it's powers on you finally you felt sleepy and so you drift to sleep as the Pal leaves you be. 
It was only you. You in your sweet dreams. That you will be in forever until death.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Beings
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Dreams
Sweet Frank and Hella Comp (Mr Computer x Franklin)

Franklin stares at Mr Computer. His eyes scanning his once soft hardware. Franklin had just wanted to make new friends, but instead he had been dragged into this.
He was tied down to the bed, stripped of everything. Mr Computer was comforting him with sweet words.
It was basically like the erisol fanfic BT wrote on Ao3.
Everything was going just as Mr Computer had planned.
"Inhale my hardware, enragement Franklin." Mr Computer shouts as he rams his hard robot member down Franklin's throat.
Franklin is tearing up with pleasure now.
Franklin wakes up.
It was all a dream. If only the well animated snakes from his sick fantasies had been there. Mr Computer made Franklin want him. He was the hottest piece of ass anyone could ever desire. It was time for school, so Franklin got his shit together and caught the bus.
My body was completely depleted of all understanding once I got to chemistry class.
I had even more bondage fantasies of the taller and buff Mr Computer in the lesson.
When I woke up, it was home time. I had been sitting her throughout the whole fucking school day. WTF?
I was about to leave, but a pair of strong arms grabbed me from behind, and I was knocked out.
"Bleep, bloop motherfucker." I hear before it goes dark.
I wake up, and I feel something hard ramming into my ass.
It's Mr Computer's dick. My life is complete.
"Now I can be your only computer Franklin."
We cum together and he fucks me until we both die from lack of nutrition.
The end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Dreams
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Sweet potato

This is a horrific ritual passed down through the ages. The first known user of this ritual was a man said to be named Paul Ryan. Ryan, though traumatized, reports that the ritual cost him his spine, causing him to live as an invertebrate. His whereabouts are undisclosed. Another by the name of Elvis Aaron Presley is dead, although reports of his alive-ness have been reported by the entirely stable staff of Infowars. Perform this ritual at your own risk.
You will need a sweet potato, a knife, some straw, and racism.
First, slice open the sweet potato halfway across, but do not sever the potato. Pour the racism into the gap you have created. 
Then, put your mouth into the gap and slowly speak these cryptic words-
Sad, tremendous, bigly, wall, beleive me, covfefe, loser, yuge, and jjiina. 
Now close the gap.
Put the straw on top of the potato and sleep on the floor for 2016 hours. After this time, you will be awoken from your slumber by a vision of Hillary Clinton in her final form returning to the Mothership, as she is now fed up with us puny Earthlings. This will be so horrifying that you will wake up in a cold sweat, only to see the sweet potato somehow string complete sentences out of the words you spoke into it. It will then grow invisible legs and run out of the house screaming about how rich it is. Do not chase after it. This was all preordained. Everything is as it was meant to be.
If you do chase after it, against the warnings and instructions of the ritual, you will wake up the next morning without a pillow. In its place will be several copies of Obama's real birth certificate. 
You have been warned.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Satire
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Swisscheese.exe

Apparently, there is a 30-second video clip that floats around the dark bowels of the internet. What makes this even worse is that the video has infiltrated a children's television show. This video has also been seen by millions of American children. After an investigation, scientists have proven that this video can lower the IQ of the viewer if it is seen enough times. The video goes as follows:
First, a shot of what appears to be an 18th century painting of a sailor flashes onto the screen. The voices of possessed children seem to salute the man in the painting. His lips appear to be photorealistic. After revealing that the has hearing problems, the children are forced to repeat themselves. Then, the shot moves to what appears to be a mangled piece of Swiss cheese dancing. The piece of Swiss cheese keeps changing its appearance as the possessed children shout the name of the piece of Swiss cheese. I am not revealing the name to keep you safe, as it is undoubtedly the name of a demon. During this period, it is also revealed that the Swiss cheese lives near the site of an old nuclear test facility, in what appears to be a mutated piece of fruit. The strange properties of the Swiss cheese man are also revealed. Finally, the Swiss cheese man returns to his normal form. He then performs a song using his deformed nose as an instrument. The video abruptly ends when a series of bubbles covers the screen.
Whatever you do, DO NOT watch this video! Your IQ will be at risk!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:File Extensions
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Sylvia, The Angel of Death

My name is Isabelle.
I'm 21 years old.
I had a nightmare.
Telling the truth I still have it.
She is here.
She's sitting in my head.
Her eyes
Hair.
VOICE.
She will force me.
HER VOICE IS FORCE ME.
Help me!
It began one evening a week ago. I listened to music. Suddenly, station has changed. I heard a voice. Then i saw her. The girl had blue hair. And blue-green eyes. Then someting crazy happened. She began to burn. I wanted to help her, but something made me not move. When the fire extinguished. I saw... I don't know who. It still was she... another. She had red hair, black-red eyes and... black wings. Suddenly understanding.
She was an Angel of Death.
Someting in my head made me to talk to her.
-What's your name?- I asked.
- Sylvia.- the girl answered.- A quiet now, do not bother me.
I felt that I regained control of myself.
- Help me!- I screamed.- Help!
- I SAID YOU HAVE TO BE QUIET!
Suddenly she began to sing... I starded to go, but i did not want. I went to her. She reached out to me hands. In one hand the knife, the second gun.
I had a choice.
I grabbed the gun. I was about to shoot myself in my head, when suddenly...
- Who is here?!- someone shouted.
The girl changed. She looked like before to the first change, but still has wings, this time blue. She went to window, smashed it and... flew out. So just.
I lost consciuouness.
I woke up in the hospital. It turned out that i have depressions. It was recommended me to stay home. Now I sit in the chair and watch TV.
Radio is included.
No, no, no! Help me!
Her singing...
I got up from in the chair and went to the balcony. I saw her again. I mean, she had blue hair, blue-green eyes and blue wings. I noticed that were bandaged.
- Come to me.- she had softly.- I'll help you.
I went to the railling and jumped. Cornen my eye, I noticed that the girl goes up in flames...
I woke up in a strange place. There were dark and cold. Looking around I saw her. She come to me and asked solicitously:
-- How are you?
She smiled at me.
- Good.- I answered honestly.- Who you are? What are you doing? And why?
- I am the Angel of Death- she said.- Or a demon. As your prefer. Generally I helping people discover their purpose. But... not all people. Only commit suicide.
- But... I have not commited suicide! You forced me to do! You killed me!
- I thought you needed help. You've had depressions before doctors established proof of existence. Began after the death of your father, remember? If I don't help'd you have a razor blade in your hand and slashed yourself. Your death would to be a long and painful...
- How do you know?- I asked
- In the end. I am the Angel of Death.
I looked at Sylvia. I understood everything.
- Thank you...- I whispered.
- Think nothing of it.- She replied carefully.
- What now?- I asked.
- We will know you destiny...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:That just raises more questions!
Sóc una bèstia

Sóc una bèstia
Tinc els ulls grans i espantosos, els peus grans i sóc de grandària granSóc una bèstia
Menjo gent i deixo un rastre de sang des d'on les vaig menjarSóc una bèstia
El govern està intentant fer experiments amb miSóc una bèstia
Oh merda, el govern és just fora de casa meva. Tenen pistoles i estan trucant a la meva portaSóc una bèstia
Joder, van entrar a casa meva i estan disparant. Ara estic mortSóc una persona que està acabant la història d'aquesta bèstia
Espera, què vols dir amb "el món s'acabarà?"Sóc una persona trista
Acabo de sentir una explosi-Sóc una persona morta
==English==
I am a beast
I have big, scary eyes, big feet, and am big in sizeI am a beast
I eat people, and I leave a trail of blood that starts from where I ate themI am a beast
The government is hunting me because they want to do experiments on meI am a beast
Oh crap, the government is outside my house. They have guns and they are banging on my doorI am a beast
Fuck, the government successfully broke into my house. I am dead nowI am a person who is finishing off the story of this beast
Wait, what do you mean "The world is gonna end?"I am a person who is sad now
I just heard an explosi-I am a person who is dead
Escrit per: Mr. Mike T. McBaxterWritten by: Mr. Mike T. McBaxter
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Beings
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Category:Pages with proper attribution
Category:Shortpasta
T'was the Night Before Grogstence

I'll start out by saying, I'm a pretty big fan of obscure Christmas movies. Especially the really shitty direct to video Hallmark channel movies. Me and my roommate have this Christmas tradition each year to gift each other the worst movies we could find and then watch them all together. This year I got him like 8 different movies all called "A Christmas tree". Anyways, I was unwrapping his gift and started laughing really fucking hard. "T'was the Night Before Grogstence" it said on the front cover, with a crudely drawn version of what seemed to be Santa, clutching a Party City battle axe in his right arm. It looked fucking TERRIBLE and I couldn't wait to watch it. I looked over to my roommate to thank him and became absolutely horrified. His eyes were bulging out, his face smiling ear to ear. "Ryan, what the fuck-", I started, until he interrupted me. "DA MOO VEEEEE EYE GAVED UUU ESSS A SCARGEYYZ MOVOEOFSIIE ANNN ETSS GONSANQAA KILL LDF UUUUUU" He spoke in child-like gibberish, almost completely unintelligible. I reached for my phone to call 911, and started to dial until a life-size plastic skeleton was chucked at me. "DENN AA SKELELETENN POOPPED OUTT@!!!!1", Screamed Ryan, I started crying out of confusion as he splashed me with fake blood, aiming for my eyes. "AAAAA KNOOOOO UR EYEZ RR BLODODDSHOTT AND HYPERWEALISTIC !!!", Ryan yelled this repeatedly as I bawled my eyes out in visceral fear. He ran over to the bathroom and then proceeded to open the door, then dropped onto the floor and proceeded to sing "Walk the Dinosaur" By Was (Not Was).
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Shortpasta
T3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Category:Pre-Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
TARAKO

Tarako... Tarako... Tarako... Tarako...
Whenever I'm hungry, the TARAKO come around...
The TARAKO come with friends, each time...
They always put on their creepy little TARAKO hats...
And move out, trying to invade my house as if it was a piece of pie to eat.
Before I notice, they're outside my window.
And then... They are inside my house...
TARAKO, TARAKO, tons of TARAKO
TARAKO, more, more TARAKO, even more
TARAKO is coming near...
TARAKO, TARAKO, please, no more.
Even more little TARAKO
are coming for me...
TARAKO, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more
more, more, more TARAKO...
Then they rip a finger off me...
Whenever I cook some pasta, I know what's going to happen...
They come in slowly, in a straight line.
They put on their cute, yellow faces of evil.
Cute faces. Adorable faces. Charming faces.
Before I notice, they are on my shoulders...
Just a second later, tons and tons of them are on my plate!
Then they rip an arm off me...
TARAKO, TARAKO, tons of TARAKO
TARAKO, more, more TARAKO, even more
TARAKO is coming near...
TARAKO, TARAKO, please, no more.
Even more little TARAKO
are coming for me...
TARAKO, more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more
more, more, more TARAKO...
I can await them all year...!
They always come about. In a red, evil mass...
A mass that is squishy, squishy, squelchy, squelchy, squicky, squicky...
All the TARAKO has come for me.
They invade my mouth immediately.
The following night, they invade my dreams.
Then they slowly eat my mind.
Tons, tons tons of little TARAKO in my head.
Tons of TARAKOs, little, cute, evil TARAKOs
in my mouth.
Tons of little TARAKO, eating my whole brain...
Tons, tons of little, cute TARAKO.
TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO,
TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO,
TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO, TARAKO...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Memes
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck