nyuuzyou/wikis huggingface dataset:
Budgetcuts (Aka The Failed Political Reform)

I am about to troll you a story from something that will forever MAKE YOU PISSED OFF LOLOL HAHAH YOU NOOB! It is based on a 8 years old kid story called "Papercuts (Aka The Failed Human Experiments)".
So if you don't mind I'll continue on with my "Misleadingly Titled" story.
__NOTOC__
==Budgetcuts==
It all started when my best friend Mickey Mouse and I were listening to the radio. The news reporter said a girl went missing. Well that's good news because she's A FUGLY FAT GEEKY DUMB-SHIT NO ONE EVER LOVED!!!!!
Mickey Mouse also knew her parents. BUT NO ONE CARES!
That morning I woke up. It's not clear what happened but it's scary as shit.LOLOL THIS WAS SHORT HUH? WELL I USELESSLY SEPARATED MY STORY INTO FOUR FUCKING SHORT PARTS TROOOOOOLOOLOLOOLOOOL
==PART TWO==
"What kind of sick son of a bitch would do such a thing to kidnapp a 14 year old girl?" Mickey Mouse said indignated. Also you don't care but he was eating a sandwich!
"I don't know who would, do you think it count as bestiallity?" I said.
After that episode, we went to bed at like four AM. The next morning when I woke up, something wasn't right. It was 12:00 PM DAMN I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!! It said something on the wall near Mickey Mouse's bed.It said "Budgetcuts cannot find money and time to make things more clearer and add more details so decided to write a cheap story". Lives of people who stopped reading this shitty story WERE GETTING BETTER ACCORDING TO A SCIENTIFICALISTATIC REPORT!!!! LOLWUT..!
==PART THREE==
After Mickey Mouse's "well explained and detailed" hinted murder. I was so FUCKING HAPPY. So I went to the lawyer's department to claim the 4 MILLION DOLLARS HERITAGE FUCK YEAH!!!! But he wasn't there! Then I went to see another. But she wasn't there (I hadn't any new idea so I just copied the same sentence and tweaked it a bit lol this makes like more than half the paragraph)! Then I did the not so obvious thing, I went to see that guy. You know that guy I never talk about, but sometimes mention the name the scare you off a little? Yeah THAT GUY!
He had this NOOB SMILE like he just PWNED SOMEONE AT BF3 FOR THE FIRST TIME OF HIS LIFE and he kept getting excited like he was getting a JEHVOA'S WITNES KILLED ON HIS FRONTDOOR. He kept laughing and mur-muring to himself "you just had to shut your trap and keep sleeping you annoying dip-shit lol pwned"
"Was this the end? Was I really gonna put a cheap ending to this story? The answer in PART 4...
==PART FOUR==
...YES!!!!!
==PART FIVE: AN EXCUSE TO WRITE AN EPILOGUE==
After non-sensically celebrating the deaths of my best freinds, we went to bed AGAIN BECAUSE I'M A DIP-SHIT WITH NO IMAGINATION OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED.
When I woke up in the morning, tons of dip-shit had copied my story or based off their creepy pastas on mine, WTF!!!? I guess some noob already wrote the sequel of my story on spinpasta.....
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Memes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Buffsuki's Suicide

looking deeper into ddlc's files, you will find a hidden file called "buffsuki.chr"
if you rename it to "natsuki.chr", the game will be infinitely scarier
natsuki will be super strong and have huge muskles, and she'll join sayori and yuri's fate
inbetween act 2 and act 3, there will be a new act featuring buff natsuki
she will throw monika out of the window, and she will talk about infinite pain and suffering, and she will beat herself to death in a hyper realistic manner, not in the way that sayori and yuri killed themselves
at the top right is a screenshot taken just before she killed herself
it also modifies your registry so that it will launch a virus that inserts monika into your bios, making her constantly with you on the computer
so please don't do it
k thanks
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Vidya games
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Suicide
Category:Shortpasta
Bug Man

Diane was home sick with the flu. She reluctantly dragged herself out of bed to answer the door. It was the bug man, who told her that her father had scheduled him to come spray the house.
Something about the man didn't sit well with Diane, though. His uniform for Bugs-Be-Gone was old, worn, and stained. He also looked no more than in his mid twenties. She also thought his mustache and hair was a bit unkept for someone who worked such a public job.
She shrugged this off in figuring that she was only 16 and didn't know him, so she shouldn't be so quick to judge as her father had always told her.
As he sprayed in her parents' bedroom, she quickly called her father, just to let him know the guy was there and spraying for bugs. After a few seconds of talking to her father, Diane dropped the phone in terror.
"I don't have anyone coming over," her father had said.
That was the last anyone heard from Diane.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Bugs Bunny Creepypasta

Everyone knows Bugs Bunny, the rabbit who trolls everybody in a funny way.
Bugs was running like he usually would in an episode, and Elmer Fudd chases him like usual. If you don't know Elmer Fudd is the short, bald hunter who has been chasing Bugs a lot of his life. "You wasically wabbit!" He would usually say because of his odd speech impediment. Elmer Fudd pointed a gun to Bugs' head and tried to shoot him but to no avail, so Bugs like he usually would, went and set a trap. The traditional-rope-holding-a-boulder trick. So Elmer went and ran around to look for Bugs...
Then he stopped and yelled "I'll catch you wabbi-." But was cut off, he had been crushed by the boulder, motionless. Blood was oozing out from under the boulder. Silence... Bugs came around to see what was going on and saw what happened. And laughed. He kept laughing knowing that he had just killed the hunter who has been chasing him for all these years.
Then later that night he felt an odd sensation, he wanted to do it again, he wanted to kill another person who was foolish enough to bother him so he went around and looked for his next victim. There was a dog looking for something and Bugs said "Eh, what's up doc?" The dog said he is looking for his owner Elmer Fudd. Bugs was kind of feeling guilty but smiled. He lead the dog and told him to look down a deep hole. Bugs said "There he is, he's down there!" The dog got pushed and howled as he fell to his death. This made Bugs even more happy.
The next day, Bugs found his next victim. But instead of making an elaborate trap, he went straight for the kill. He took a knife and jabbed it into another man's chest. Instead of leaving the body there, Bugs wanted to do more. He took it home into his underground home and wanted to make carrot stew, his favorite. But instead of just using carrots, he used the body. He chopped the limbs off starting with the arms and put it into the stew. Then the legs and eyes. Then the torso, and last but not least the head. Bugs licked the blood off of his fingers and mixed the stew together.
He ate some and was even happier than before, and decided he wanted to kill more people. He killed more and more victims and hung them on his walls, made more soup out of them, bathed in their blood, you name it.
Bugs then found another victim and this time it was a black duck. He punched and knocked out the duck. He then slit its throat and carefully pulled out the long, winding veins inside. He tied the ends, and made a sort of a chain. He turned to face the camera and said "Ain't I a stinka?" and walked away to continue his killings.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Bugs Carrots

We all love Bugs Bunny, right? The happy, funny loveable bunny that made us laugh during our childhood is so iconic that we know everything about him, Well, here is something that your parents have never told you about him. 
It all started on a hot summer day. Daffy was walking to Bugs' house. When Daffy walked in his house he noticed that Bugs wanted some help to make carrots. After that happened. Bugs handed him a aleeping carrot.
Later, Daffy woke up in a strange room and looked around. Dead bodies was chop in half. Intestines were scattered everywhere and no bones or anything. Just intestines. Daffy couldn't say anything, his heart was beating fast, his eyes were searching around the whole room area. Bugs showed up and was holding a knife.
Bugs started to slice off Daffy's stomach and stabs him in the mouth. Daffy was coughing up blood, and vomit. Something else Bugs was doing, he turned on the lights and Daffy saw his friends. Heads cut off, bodies were hanging from sharp knives. Daffy started to cry some more. His breathing became more slower now. "Ready for the final one. Hahahahahaha". Bugs said. He lied the machine chair back and Daffy saw a machine. Bugs press the button and blood was splatted everywhere.
Then again, bugs opened up his stomach and took Daffy's guts and intestines out. Daffy laid there d.e.a.d. "there's my carrot." He ate his carrot, and Daffy was no more.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Animulz
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Shortpasta
Bugsnax: The Pirated Copy

Hi, my name is Sophia. You probably know me, and I am a huge fan of Bugsnax. I wanted to get the game one day, but I didn't have the money. So, I bought it off the Epic Games store without telling anyone. Then, when it was done, I booted up the game. It started normal, with the opening cutscene, "2 weeks earlier" video and scene with Clumby.
Then, I got to the Flavor Falls, which was normal. Filbo was lying on his back in pain as usual. I talked to him and it was the same as normal. Then, I caught the Strabby, then 2 more and a Rootle and fed them to him.
But then when it was time for him to say "you're the Journalist!", he cut himself off and said "Wait, you're no journalist... You're... You're a pirate!" I was shocked. I was surely no pirate. But Filbo knew my ways. I didn't pay because I had no money.
Filbo then got mad and yelled at me. He said: "If you wanted this game, then you should have bought it with your own money! I don't care if you had no money or not, it is illegal to buy a game without paying for it! Now look what you did! I'm going to take you to the expedition team, and they are NOT going to be pleased with your devious actions, stupid pirate!"
Then I was taken to a black screen with all the Grumpuses looking angrily at me. Soon, a purple Grumpus with white hair stepped up to me and started throwing insults at me. I felt shocked. Filbo then appeared, but he looked scary. He had black soulless voids for eyes with red pupils, and his eyes were bleeding. He had an underbite with 3 sharp teeth. He was wearing a string necklace with an upside down cross, and the "MAYOR" on his sash was crossed out and replaced with "YOUR KING".
Then it showed a horrific scene in the beta fashion. A few Grumpuses were standing around the campfire with black bleeding eyes, and their arms spread out. A pentagram could be seen under the fire. Filbo was there with the same features as before. There was an apparent quest that was "YOUR CROWNLESS KING!: OBEY FILBO.EXE". I was shocked and I felt cold. The music was "The Null Desert" by Chinelin. It stayed on screen for 4 to 5 minutes before it finally crashed and shut off.
I felt cold. I reported it to Young Horses, and never bought games without paying ever again.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Buhdeuce Abuse

Just so you know, I am a retro cartoon fan. Everything that is on TV now is crap. The shows I hated the most are Breadwinners, Sanjay and Craig, and *shudder* Teen Titans Go. The only good shows on TV are Adventure Time, The Amazing World of Gumball, Regular Show, and My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, everything else can just burn in hell.
I spend most of my time drawing characters for my own original show, play video games, watch YouTube ranters, and draw pictures of SwaySway, Buhdeuce, Sanjay, Craig, Cyborg and Beast Boy getting tortured. But something happened that made me feel bad for doing so.
Today I saw people online talking about a new online Breadwinners game and said it was actually GOOD! I couldn't believe it. A breadwinners game actually being good? HA!
But since I was getting bored so I decided to play it. It was a game that was a normal platformer. You had to mine and deliver bread to houses without dying. The game had similar music to Spelunker.
It didn't look too bad, but after a while I decided to have some REAL fun. In the game you play as SwaySway with Buhdeuce following him around. Buhdeuce never caused a game over when he died and always respawned so I decided to make him die a bunch of times. Letting him get eaten, fall in lava, and even get left behind. It was the most fun thing I've ever done.
But at one point Buhdeuce didn't come back. I was disappointed, the fun was over. Did he die permanently if he got hit a certain amount of times.
I reset the game and saw that Buhdeuce was still missing. SwaySway looked really depressed, his "beak" was in a big frown. As I played he still looked uncomfortable. As I finished the first stage, a textbox appeared with SwaySway's name.
"You killed him..." I couldn't believe it.
"You killed my best bap. Are you going to kill me too? Are you having fun, ARE YOU?!"
This time SwaySway looked pissed, and then he calmed down and let me control him again, but still looked sad.
I went to the next stage. The sky was a dark red and the stage was on fire. After I finished SwaySway glared at me again.
"Are you ready, ready to see what you've done to him?!" There was a yes and no option, I picked no, but the game didn't do anything. It WANTED me to choose yes, so I did it.
I saw Buhdeuce, he had a bunch of bruises and he was bleeding. Then a textbox appeared with HIS name.
"I hope you're happy, you killed me. I know you enjoyed it. Do it again, besides the only way I can amuse you is to be your chew toy."
I felt something inside of me, was it... Guilt. I couldn't I mean he was just a character, a crappy one. But I wondered if he was really in pain, and SwaySway too. I never realized how much they cared for each other, but they did. I wish I could have taken the time to appreciate that one redeeming quality.
I still don't like Breadwinners, but I never drew violent hate art again.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Bulbasaur On Vegetarians

So one day while Rick was playing Pokemon Red, his starter is infact Bullbasaur. When it was time for breakfast, he got his favorite, a LT (Lettuce and Tomato), he was a vegitarian. But then his gameboy showed an image of bullbasaur saying "Vegetarians, why did you eat my friends", he was shocked. Some people just say yes and pretend to not eat any food but if Rick didn't took it to seriously he did not eat in real life, he had died of starvation (reason why i have to repost cause of the stupid block, and that is why i created this wiki)
----
FURBEARINGBRICK'S NOTE: Yes, the author made a whole wiki just to post this ONE story. Pathetic, eh?
EDIT: The author is the best sport in the world. Not only has he gotten over it, he's since become a productive member of this wiki. See? Lolcows can change.
Category:Pokemon
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Shortpasta
Bulbasaur on gays

One day, the bulbasaur was just sitting on it's ass playing some of the best games in the world like E.T for the atari 2600, big rigs over the road racing, and of course, the best game in the world, the two highly popular sonic games, sonic 06 and sonic boom rise of lyric. Then he gets some news about gay marriage being legalized, and because bulbasaur is an asshole, he decided to kill someone of starvation. The guy who bought the game was just an average homosexual, who is also just an average human being eating an average LT sandwich. And that's my friend is how Bulbasaur on vegetarian was born out of the asshole of a 12 year old kid.
Category:Pokemon
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Bully.Exe

==A Note==
THIS PAGE DOESN'T CONTAIN PATRIXXXES! THIS PAGE IS SAFE.
==The Story==
When i watched pewds past year, i wanted that game, Today, I Never played bully because of that creepy things, When i saw the message on steam it said "BULLY LOST MISSIONS, DOWNLOAD FREE!" I Clicked and it downloaded to bully, But there is no workshop on bully(Steam). I Started, but it's really creepy, Everyone's eyes were black sockets, the start up was Jimmy shot himself instead of rockstar intro. The menu was Black and bloody and there was 3 choices or something like that. KILL, DON'T CHOOSE ME, And CAN'T EXIT.
I Choosed KILL, And game was started when Endless Summer Began, And there is infomation said: "Hey! Thanks for downloading my satan, Start the mission". Mission's name was called "KILL EVERYONE!"
Started with cutscene and i remember what he said.
Jimmy: I hate my life... I Guess i have to kill everyone including my mom and stepfather.
Pete: Hey!
Jimmy: (In Deep Voice) DIE! *Grabs Knife*
Pete: OH MY GOD! *Runs away*
And the mission started.
This was like mission called "The Setup" But only Music is Reversed and Low Phase.
I Have to chase Pete to the corner, He was in corner and music stopped, And Sonic.exe music was "Stage ..."
Now infomation said: "KILL HIM AND DO IT WHAT I TEACHED YOU HOW TO PLAY".
I killed him and the blood, organs and guts were Hyper-realistic!
The second i picked up the gun, and i shot everyone including Prefects and Teachers.
And then The Final Boss is Dr. Crabblesnitch and cutscene is on.
Crabblesnitch: JIMMY! Your expelled again! I'm calling cops!
Jimmy: (In deep voice) I Killed them.
Crabblesnitch began to cry
And i have to shoot him like in inFAMOUS Second Son choices "Kill Him" "Satanify him"
I Choosed Kill him.
Jimmy shot Crabbleshitch and he's dead.
And gary appeared and he said: DIE YOU SATANIC ASSHOLE!
And he shot with a godly cross.
Jimmy died.
And instead of mission passed thing it said on russian (Never again).
And the game quit.
==Epilogue==
When i called RockStar I Withnessed with a lost mission, a guy called Andrew and he said: "I Came across Of this this episode too. I Choosed Satanify him and i have the footage."
He sent an footage and Jimmy used His Satanify abillity, Crabbleshitch became one of him. Gary Used his cross but he failed, and there is 2 choices again "Satanify him" And "Kill him" Andrew used kill him. And same happend to my game when i used kill him, Andrew used try again as a secret opinion and used satanify him.
OMG IT'S SCARY! And Instead of mission passed it said on english: (All Hail Satan).
And Andrew's computer Crashed To BSOD.
Category:File Extensions
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Vidya games
Category:Trollpasta
Bully.exe

i was playing pikmin 2 an ad poped up i saw the ad the asked me if i wanted to downlod pikmin 2 dlc i chose yes. it downloaded a file the file downloaded to my memory card i saw the file was a challenge mode map called bully.exe. 
i played the map the waterwraith appeared. i saw it had replaced my player character with a purple pikmin i saw it also replaced my pikmin with olmar louie and president. i also saw that there where 4 other commanders who where the red blue yellow and white pikmin also. the pikmin commanders threw the people pikmin at the waterwraith the waterwraith crused them. 
the pikmin commanders then got the eyes of C'Shan and said "yes we are the commanders now and all of the people are our slave we win!" the ship then turned evil and went into space and made more of the people from hocotate act like pikmin and they were the slaves and it was scary. the pikmin then fed all of the people to the waterwraith and i started crying. then a giant emperor bulblax appeared it had no walkin animations it just moved and you could hear big footsteps. i saw the geyser but it was blood instead of water i threw up. i used the blood geyser it took me to sublevel 0 and the time limit was 666 seconds to get all of the treasures i had to get all the treasures using my hocotoate slaves. 
i got all the tresures the sublevel was over and i got to the geyser again and it took le to sublevel -1 i saw that there was a spider in there so i moved to sublevel -2 and red text appears and said "you're a bully" and my gamecube exploded and i died. 
the next day i was alive i saw a blog post from a man the man was called "soupdog" and he asked what was up with the DLC then a user called "IKillU.gif" said "I don't know have you patronized me lately?". IKillU.gif is patrixx. patrixx then posted a pitcure of soupdog's dead body and then patrixx appeared to me and said "Now you" i then was killed and patrixx posted a picture of my dead body on the chat i looked so fat i also looked ugly so when i respawned i commited suicide. 
the next day i was alive gain but not breathing so i went to the doctor and he said "looks like its a glitch" then he died. i went home and there was a kid the kid was eating out of my garbage can he asked me if i had weed and then he was arrested. i went inside my house and i saw on tv that there was this kid who ate omlet breakfast sandwich ang got murdered. evil ghost appeared in my house and said he had to kill me because i saw that.
i resurrected again and wrote this story i'm sorry if i can't write so good i got brain damaged from the ghost killing me and the game cube explosion also i never wrote a story before i'm only 19
you're next
the end
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:File Extensions
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Ghoooosts
Bullysucide.RIP

I was On youtube searching for part 6 of bully by Karva. Then i saw it but the title was creepy it was called Bullysucide.RIP. i searched it up on my laptop and there was a download link. i Clicked it and the file started downloading. It took 20 seconds to download. When it finished, i opened the folder. There was one file named 182JH0GQ2AWT6.WMV. i opened it and it opened windows media player. I fulled screen the video and started watching. It started with the usual Karva intro but Karva was missing from the intro. It was replaced with cry baby with bloodshot eyes and it said your next. I paused and ran into my christmas tree. an ornament fell on my head and i passed out. A few hours later when i woke up, i had got a cut from the ornament falling and breaking apart. I went to the kitchen and got a bandaid. then i went back to my laptop which was still plugged in. i unpaused it and the intro ended. It started out with crybaby saying "WhY dId YoU PaUsE mE?'. i shrieked and punched my laptop screen. but the screen was still normal even when i punched hard. I said 'C Cause y y y y y yy y y you cre e epy!. Then crybaby said i must kill myself. then she stabbed herself with Lumpy's feet. Then she died. It didnt end there though. The red dress girl was *bleeping* Lumpy. I screamed "WHAT THE *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*. Then the red dress girl and lumpy got hit by a train. Then the episode finally ended and the file closed itself. i Destroyed that laptop cause it was cursed. I never watched Karva and Happy tree friends ever again
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:File Extensions