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Fake "Pork and Beans" lyrics

The fake "Pork and Beans" lyrics prank was planned by Albumsix users ohjonas and goatpunishment, with assistance from Soupandballoons in 2008.
==Overview==
This prank occurred in the build up of anticipation before the release of The Red Album. Fans had heard only a short snippet of "Pork and Beans," as a 30-second preview of it had made available via Amazon's website. The song had already been announced as the lead single for Weezer's sixth album, The Red Album. Shortly after, ohjonas and goatpunishment started a thread on Albumsix.com (now AllThingsWeezer.com) in which they claimed to have found the lyrics of the yet-unreleased song posted online. The site they found it from had "been taken down" immediately after, however, and the only evidence left was the lyrics that they had "discovered." They then posted the lyrics to songmeanings.net in an attempt to convince people. The comments on "Pork and Beans"s song meanings page are still up from the prank.
==Lyrics==
The red little bean as a gift for you,
You didn't like it and made me a fool.
I explained myself and the things I do
I tried to tell you, but you lost your cool
I'ma do the things that I want to do.
I ain't got a thing to prove to you.
I eat my candy with the pork and beans,
Excuse my manners if I make a scene.
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like.
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside.
I eat my candy with the pork and beans
And I don't care if that's not your thing.
The red little bean is uniquely mine
Outta my way I can't stay in line.
I explained myself and the things I do
I tried to tell you, but you lost your cool.
I'ma do the things that I want to do.
I ain't got a thing to prove to you.
I eat my candy with the pork and beans,
Excuse my manners if I make a scene.
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like.
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside.
I eat my candy with the pork and beans
And I don't care if that's not your thing.
I'm fine the way I am.
And I just don't care, goddamn.
I'ma do the things that I want to do.
I ain't got a thing to prove to you.
I eat my candy with the pork and beans,
Excuse my manners if I make a scene.
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like.
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside.
I eat my candy with the pork and beans
And I don't care if that's not your thing.
And I don't care if that's not your thing.
And I don't care if that's not your thing.
And I don't care, I eat pork and beans.
==See also==
*Beeswax
*Simpleton
Category:April Fool's Day 2022
Fall Out Boy

Fall Out Boy is an American emo band formed in Wilmette, IL. They have been active off and on since 2001. 
==Overview==
Fall Out Boy was formed in 2001 by friends Pete Wentz and Joe Trohman. With Wentz and Trohman was T.J Kunasch, Pete Wentz, and Ben Pose. The band had a few line-up changes, but by the time of their first album, they had reached their current line, which featured Andy Hurley instead of Mike Pareskuwicz. The band has had a successful career, with several singles and albums that have reached number one on the Billboard charts. 
==Discography==
*Take This to Your Grave (2003)
*From Under the Cork Tree (2005)
*Infinity on High (2007)
*Folie à Deux (2008)
*Save Rock and Roll (2013)
*American Beauty/American Psycho (2015)
*Mania (2018)
*So Much (For) Stardust (2023)
==Connections to Weezer==
*Pete Wentz and Rivers Cuomo both starred in a 2009 Band Hero commercial.
*Fall Out Boy, Weezer, and Green Day toured together in 2021 on the Hella Mega Tour
==See Also==
Hella Mega Tour
Category:Musicians
Fall Together

"Fall Together" is the tenth track on Maladroit.
===Appearances===
*Released on weezer.com
*Songs from the Forthcoming Maladroit (2002)
*Maladroit (2002)
*Alone VIII: The Maladroit Years (2020)
==Overview==
"Fall Together" was written by Rivers Cuomo in 2001. It is first known to have been demoed as a band during Sage and Sound Recording in Hollywood in late August or early September of 2001.Karl's Corner - 08/29/2001 The song was performed at shows beginning in November of 2001 and throughout the months leading up to and following the release of Maladroit in May of 2002.
During 2005 shows, Scott Shriner would sing the lead vocal instead of Rivers Cuomo.
In an interview from 2002, Weezer drummer Patrick Wilson cited "Fall Together" as his favorite song from Maladroit.Mike's World of Weezer. https://mikesworldofweezer.com/rand/pat.html
==Personnel==
*Rivers Cuomo – lead guitar, lead vocals
*Patrick Wilson – percussion
*Brian Bell – rhythm guitar, backing vocals
*Scott Shriner – bass guitar, backing vocals
==Video Capture Device clip==
<youtube>6E4JX2Tp2zk</youtube>
==Reception==
Weezer Songblog Teenage Victory Songs marked this song with the distinction of "The Grand Playlist," a collection that recognizes Weezer's just-below-best material.
==Audio==
===Album version===
<youtube>A4gNwYpwjYE</youtube>
==Lyrics==
We go together, baby
And if you do, yeah
I'll be your weakness, baby
And get to you
Streamline
Mainline
Fall together
Get up
Any time you want me, baby
I'll be around, yeah
And that's what they'll teach you, baby
To dig my sound
Streamline
Mainline
Fall together
Get up
(Get up, get up)
Streamline
Mainline
Fall together
Get up
(Get up, get up)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
==Known recordings==
==See also==
*List of Weezer songs
*List of Rivers Cuomo songs
==References==
Category:Weezer songsCategory:Rivers Cuomo songs
Category:Songs on MaladroitCategory:Songs on Alone VIII: The Maladroit Years
Category:Self-produced Weezer songs
Category:Weezer songs produced by Rod Cervera
Category:Weezer songs produced by Chad Bamford
Category:Teenage Victory Songs The Grand Playlist
Category:Catalog o' Riffs
Family Functions

"Family Functions" is the twelfth track on That Dog's debut album.
==Lyrics==
Now that you are my most special one, 
And you know we've already gone to the prom, 
Won't you come with me to family functions? 
Won't you be the one that I've got on my arm? 
It's not every boy who brings me broken arrows. 
It's not every boy who brings me bottled rain. 
Won't you come with me to family functions? 
You will see then that I'm not really to blame. 
Grandpa Earl runs his own kosher fish store, 
Uncle Max was in the Mob. 
Cousin Lester married a shiksa, 
Crazy Aunt Ingas can't find a job. 
Ingas, oh pingas, you're my favorite. 
Great Grandpa Joey choked on a prune. 
Cute little Bunny, all in her party dress. Uncle Tony, she's a bride in June. 
"He's a nice Jewish boy," they will say, 
But the truth is that I knew it all along. 
Won't you come with me to family functions? 
You had better, 'cause I wrote you this damn song. 
==See also==
*List of That Dog songs
Category: That Dog songs
Category:Songs on That Dog
Category:That Dog songs produced by Tom Grimley
Category:Self-produced That Dog songs
Fan interview with Brian Bell - August 2006

This interview was conducted in August 2006 via email, with Brian A. of acrosstheweez.com acting as go-between/editor, choosing and assembling a set of questions sent in by fans. The questions and answers have been assembled en masse here. The interview was first posted at acrosstheweez.com. Many thanks to all the fans who participated.
Category:Interviews
Category:Transcripts
Category:Brian Bell Interviews
Fan interview with Rivers Cuomo - 2006

The following is a fan interview with Rivers Cuomo conducted in 2006. All spelling and grammatical errors (which were intentional) were not changed so as to retain the authenticity of the interview. All questions without an interviewer's name were either asked by multiple people or asked anonymously.
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Volume Won
Volume Too
Chapped Her Three
Chapter For
Sex Shun Five 
A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THE FUTURE:
Six
Volume S’Heaven
PINKERTIN QUESTIONS:
Volume Ate
Volume Nein
Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten
We vote as a band to decide which songs are the keepers. Its generally pretty obvious.
Volume A Leaven
Thats All Folks. Have nice lives!
Category:Interviews
Category:Rivers Cuomo Interviews
Fanny Bone

"Fanny Bone" is a demo by Rivers Cuomo.
===Appearances===
*Alone VII: The Green Years (2020)
==Overview==
"Fanny Bone" was recorded by Cuomo at his home in early 2000.Weezer Recording History - Page 12 The song was first heard when it was released as part of the digital compilation Alone VII: The Green Years in 2020.
==Lyrics==
My only chance to take the morning
Was shattered when I waked up snoring
I fell down and broke my fanny bone
I'd give it all if you'd believe me
I didn't know, why can't you just see?
And later on I'll still be coming home
And there's always something more for me to give
You don't need a reason now to let me live
Let me live
There'll still be hope to find a reason
For all the things I did last season
When I was punk and you were awful nice
??? simply changing
Come again and rearranging
But, then again, it hurts inside all day
And there's always something more for me to give
You don't need a reason now to let me live
Let me live
==Known recordings==
==See also==
*List of Rivers Cuomo songs
==References==
Category:Rivers Cuomo songsCategory:Catalog o' Riffs
Category:Songs on Alone VII: The Green Years
Farm Love

"Farm Love" is the eighth track from the album Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound by Southern Fried Swing. The second verse's lyrics were freestyled by Lee Loretta. 
==Lyrics==
Farm Love
I put the pig's tail into my nose
It didn't smell good but I was into it
I'm gonna sniff it again like
The little piggy's corkscrew weiner
The cow's udder
Brings out the butter
It brings me home and I'm never gonna leave
I can't stand it, it's driving me crazy
Those furry nips are in the trees
Those furry nips in the trees
Those furry nips in the trees
I can't stand it, it's driving me crazy
==See Also==
*Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound
*Southern Fried Swing
*Patrick Wilson
*Karl Koch
Category:Southern Fried Swing
Category:Songs on Free Flight Thru the Universe of Sound
Category:Patrick Wilson
Category:Karl Koch
Farmer's Daughter

"Farmer's Daughter" is an unreleased song by Avant Garde.
==Overview==
According to the Weezer Recording History, "Farmer's Daughter" was performed live by Avant Garde, likely around 1988, but it not known to have been demoed. Bootleg recordings of the song exist, but are not known to be circulating.
==See also==
*Avant Garde
*List of Rivers Cuomo songs
Category:Avant Garde
Category:Rivers Cuomo songs
Farmer John

"Farmer John" is a song written by Rivers Cuomo and demoed by Weezer. A demo by Cuomo was released as part of the compilation Alone VIII: The Maladroit Years on November 22, 2020.
===Appearances===
*Alone VIII: The Maladroit Years (2020)
==Overview==
"Farmer John" was first demoed by Rivers Cuomo in 2001. Weezer demoed the song during sessions at Sage and Sound Recording in Los Angeles between August 29 through September 8, 2001.Weezer Recording History - Page 13 No full-band demos currently exist in circulation.
==Lyrics==
Down on the farm
Where the chickens run free
Scratching their nuts
On the old oak tree
Coming undone
It's a party, unwind
Smokin' that grass
Gonna have a good time
My blood, my sweat, my bones
My blood, my sweat, my bones
And that's not all
Sing a new song
Sing it crazy and free
Lovin' that tune
And the sound of me
Playing guitar
And beating them drums
Twiddling knobs
And sucking my thumb
My blood, my sweat, my bones
My blood, my sweat, my bones
And that's not all
Nobody ever meant to tell you
Our hearts could beat as one
My blood, my sweat, my bones
My blood, my sweat, my bones and that's not all
Nobody ever meant to tell you
Our hearts could beat as one
==Known recordings==
==See also==
*List of Weezer songs
*List of Rivers Cuomo songs
*Alone VIII: The Maladroit Years
==References==
Category:Weezer songsCategory:Rivers Cuomo songsCategory:Songs on Alone VIII: The Maladroit Years
Faster Kiddies

"Faster Kiddies" is a song by Supersport 2000, released on the compilation album Hear You Me! A Tribute to Mykel and Carli.
===Appearances===
*Hear You Me! A Tribute to Mykel and Carli (Tribute album, 1998)
*Shine Like the Holy Grail (1995-1997) (Online bootleg, 1997)
==Overview==
"Faster Kiddies" was officially released in 1998 on the Hear You Me! A Tribute to Mykel and Carli tribute album. Sometime prior to the official release, the song was included as the fourth track of the Shine Like the Holy Grail (1995-1997) online bootleg. It is unknown how the song initially leaked.
==Personnel==
*Rod Cervera - guitars
*Mike Fletcher - drums
*Graciela Germann - vocals, guitar
*Cherielynn Westrich - lead vocals, bass, synthesizers
==Audio==
<youtube>VtXfLuOJVak</youtube>
==Lyrics==
Faster kiddies
Get on the train
What's it matter?
If you do it again
Go up and down
Straight on the track
Make's it better
Get in the back
She's got expert eyes
And a filthy mouth
Spends all of her time
Washing it out
Stares into space
In front of a mirror
Just sits all day
Brushing her hair
How much do I like myself?
Enough to be all by myself
How much do I like myself?
Enough to be all by myself
Just a perfect
Human so sad
With a rats nest hair
Running down her back
Grits her teeth
Hold it inside
She'll never be
With no other guy
How much do I like myself?
Enough to be all by myself
==See also==
*List of Supersport 2000 songs
*Mykel and Carli
Category:Supersport 2000 songs
Fate's Riff

"Fate's Riff" is a demo by Rivers Cuomo.
==Overview==
"Fate's Riff" was written by Rivers Cuomo while living at his apartment on Sepulveda Boulevard in Los Angeles in 1999. The song has never been heard by fans.
==See Also==
*List of Rivers Cuomo songs
Category:Rivers Cuomo songsCategory:Catalog o' Riffs
Fates Warning

Fates Warning is a progressive heavy metal (or 'prog-metal') band from Connecticut. Along with Queensryche and Dream Theater, they are considered originators of the movement.
The band was a big influence on Avant Garde, an early band of Rivers Cuomo. Cuomo, also a Connecticut native, has mentioned Fates Warning in a 1995 interview for Guitar World magazine, revealing he once took guitar lessons from lead guitarist Jim Matheos.
==External links==
*Fates Warning official site
*fan site transcription of 1995 Guitar World interview
Category:Influences
Father Time

"Father Time" is the fourth track from second demo, (The Purple Demo).
===Appearances===
*The Purple Demo (1988)
*Alone V: Before Weezer (2020)
==Overview==
==Personnel==
*Kevin Ridel: vocals
*Rivers Cuomo: guitar
*Eric Ridel: guitar
*Justin Fisher: bass
*Bryn Mutch: percussion
==Video==
<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns7svDu-6H0&list=PL5A9NMB996pi042_3-8xBTs1f-evxafrL&index=4</youtube>
==Lyrics==
Time passes by
Into here its silent cry
Fled far below
Our sands are running slow
Night after night
Watching the days go by
Sand turned to stone
The centuries alone
White of my eye
Sees not what does rely
Silenced again
Knows not what slips away
Line after line
Verses misplaced by time
Let them remain
Nor rearrange
Father, father, father
What will I do?
Can you tell, can you tell the time?
???
Can you try to release the spell?
??? a thousand bells
Can you tell, can you tell the time?
Double time to release my mind
Can you tell, can you tell the time?
Is there any time for me to find?
Father, father, father
What will I do?
Regret, father clock
It reads four seconds fast
But still, Not enough time to matter
the same ancient face it frowns back at the past
Many revolutions after
Your time is up
==Known recordings==
==See also==
*Avant Garde
*List of Rivers Cuomo songs
*The Purple Demo
*Somethin' Different!
==References==
Category:Rivers Cuomo songs
Category:Avant Garde
Category:Songs on The Purple Demo
Fatigue

"Fatigue" is the second track from the debut album by The Special Goodness.
==Overview==
"Fatigue" is one of several songs on The Bunny Album that fans feel is directed toward Rivers Cuomo .
==Personnel==
*Patrick Wilson - all instruments
==Audio==
<youtube>eX0LNWKTef8</youtube>
==Lyrics==
I get so tired when I have to deal with you
I wonder if you think what you say is true
I turn away to another smiling face
with air behind it
So happy with it's place
Find somebody else who'd ready to believe in
Anything but themselves
I get so sad when I have to look at you
What once was funny has made me sour too
I turn away to see some vacant eyes
It's very common but comes as a surprise
It's so convenient
When you're not supposed to think
or be responsible at all
I hope someday
That you'll start thinking for yourself
And take responsibility 
==See also==
*List of Special Goodness songs
Category:Patrick Wilson
Category:The Special Goodness
Category:The Special Goodness songs
Category:Songs on The Special Goodness (album)
Category:The Special Goodness songs produced by Tony Lash
Faya

Faya is The second album by Baby Champ. As of July 21, 2021, this album has been remixed, remastered, and rereleased on streaming services.
==Faulkner Paragraph==
copied from the bandcamp page:
recently discovered, previously unknown faulkner paragraph
the holiest of toast could never burn itself into heaven any quicker or heavier than the baby champ with the release of their double wide album Faya (part I) and Maya (part 2). the hills beyond aversion of all accessible inspiration give way to valleys of better memories, threads and plains, heres and nows, ripe on the old vine yet to grow, and with the faya/maya release, baby champ is here now, atop the hills, forevermore pissing on the valley below. the story of baby champ is the horny of two greek virgins with strong beats. most times record sounds good from heritage with southern gospel and rap/blues (and there's something with the specialness of the specialness of boy!). Bob Fink has smelled like this his whole life, Kenn Shane is not as addicted to airplane glue as most people suppose, and Greg Doyle is pow'rful religious.
==Track listing==
==See also==
*Ozma
*Baby Champ
*Kenn Shane
== External links ==
* Bandcamp
* Spotify
Category:Ozma
Category:2009 releases
Fear Tear

"Fear Tear" is the ninth track from Boomtown Demos.
===Appearances===
*Boomtown Demos
==Overview==
Fear Tear is notable for being the only song from the Boomtown Demos that didn't end up on Boomtown.
==Lyrics==
Only fear can keep you here, Here inside a tear
Drop your cares away, all I want to say is 
I love you
Even if you leave I'll still care
Deep inside my eye, There is only you
You still look the same
Though we've grown up now, I still love you
Even though we've changed, I still care
We had good times after dark
Reaching out our shadows on the wall
Now you never call
Now you never call
We spent summer in the park
Drinking wine in sunshine, now it's dark
Was it just a dream?
Just a stupid dream
Was it just a dream?
Just a crazy dream
Only joy can keep you here, here inside my heart
Beating till it's over, still until that day
I will love you
 
==See also==
*Ozma
*Boomtown Demos
Category:Ozma
Category:Ryen Slegr songs
February 1

Category:Birthdays
*1969 - Patrick Wilson is born.
*1969 - Pat Finn is born.
*1993 - Weezer performs at Club Lingerie in Los Angeles, CA.
*1995 - Weezer performs at Paard van Troje in the Hague, Netherlands on the World Domination Tour.
*2019 - British electronic duo Snakehips releases the song "Gucci Rock N Rolla", featuring lead vocals by Rivers Cuomo, who also co-wrote the song.
Category:February
February 10

*1995 - Weezer's live performance of "Undone - The Sweater Song" airs on The Word on Channel 4 in the UK. It was taped at an unknown date in January.
*2002 - Rivers Cuomo and Brian Bell do a photo shoot in New York, NY for the infamous Guitar World interview in which Cuomo refers to Weezer fans as "little bitches."
Category:February
February 12

*2002 - Weezer performs in State College, PA at the Bryce Jordan Center on the Hyper Extended Midget Tour.
*2003 - Weezer records a cover of "Worry Rock" by Green Day at studio for the tribute album A Different Shade of Green: A Tribute to Green Day.
*2004 - Matt Sharp and Rivers Cuomo reunite on stage at Cal State Fullerton, playing new demo "Time Song", old demo "Mrs. Young", and Weezer songs "Say It Ain't So" and "Undone - The Sweater Song".
*2017 - The 59th Grammy Awards ceremony is held. Weezer (The White Album) is nominated in the category "Best Rock Album". Tell Me I'm Pretty by Cage The Elephant wins the award.
*2019 - The music video for "Take On Me" is released.
*2021 - OK Human receives wide release.
Category:February
February 14

*1992 - The day historically celebrated as the date of formation for most of the band's career (the actual date has since been determined to be February 15), sometimes celebrated as "Weezer Day" or "Weezer T-shirt Day."
*1995 - Weezer performs at Luxor in Cologne, Germany on the World Domination Tour.
*2002 - Weezer performs at Copps Coliseum in Hamilton, Ontario on the Hyper Extended Midget Tour.
*2014 - Day 2 of the second Weezer Cruise. Weezer performs in the Palace Lounge. The songs "Miss Sweeney" and the previously unheard "Back to the Shack" are debuted live.
Category:February
February 15

*1992 - Weezer is formed. Rivers Cuomo, Matt Sharp, Jason Cropper, and Patrick Wilson rehearse together for the first time, at T.K. Productions in West Los Angeles.
*1995 - Weezer perform at Huxleys Neue Welt in Berlin, Germany on the World Domination Tour.
*2002 - Weezer performs at Molson Centre in Montreal, Quebec on the Hyper Extended Midget Tour.
*2014 - Weezer performs in the Bahamas on the second Weezer Cruise.
Category:February
February 17

*1995 - Weezer performs at Feuerwerk in Munich on the World Domination Tour.
*2002 - Weezer performs at Pepsi Arena in Albany, N.Y. on the Hyper Extended Midget Tour.
*2015 - "Back to the Shack" is released as a downloadable track for the rhythm video game Rock Band.
*2016 - "L.A. Girlz" debuts on Beats 1 with Zane Lowe.
Category:February
February 18

*1991 - Fuzz rehearses together, recording songs that would later be rehearsed by Weezer, including "The Answer Man" and "Spiderbitch".
*1995 - Weezer performs at Factory in Milan, Italy on the World Domination Tour.
*2002 - Weezer performs at Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, PA on the Hyper Extended Midget Tour.
Category:February
February 19

*1994 - Weezer performs at the Whiskey a Go Go in West Hollywood, CA. 
*2007 - Reactive, AM Radio's sophomore album, is released.
*2008 - "El Scorcho" is released as a downloadable song for the rhythm video game Rock Band.
*2011 - Rivers Cuomo performs Weezer songs for the Chicago radio show Sound Opinions, accompanied by punk band the Cathy Santonies.
*2013 - Weezer performs a private show for AG Jeans at Haze Nightclub in Las Vegas.
*2018 - Rivers Cuomo plays an acoustic solo show in Avon, CO at Agave.
Category:February
February 2

*1995 - Weezer performs at Nighttown in Rotterdam, Netherlands on the World Domination Tour.
*2015 - Weezer and perform together the ZZ Top song "Sharp Dressed Man" on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
*2017 - The Relationship releases "Break Me Open" as a single.
*2023 - Rivers Cuomo performs a solo show at Harvelle's nightclub in Santa Monica, CA.
Category:February
February 20

*1967 - Kurt Cobain is born.
*1993 - Weezer performs at the Music Machine in Los Angeles, CA. 
*1994 - Weezer performs at the Gaslight in Los Angeles, CA. 
*1995 - Weezer performs at L'Arapaho in Paris, France on the World Domination Tour.
*2009 - The cover album HOMiE - Volume 1 is released on Albumsix.com.
Category:February
February 21

*1995 - Weezer performs The Black Sessions for the radio station France Inter.
*2001 - Weezer performs in Austin, TX at the Austin Music Hall on the Yahoo! Outloud Tour in support of The Green Album.
*2002 - Weezer performs in Nashville, TN at the Municipal Auditorium on the Hyper Extended Midget Tour.
*2019 - The singles "High as a Kite" and "Living in L.A." are released.
Category:February