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Civil Aviation Authority of Zimbabwe

The Civil Aviation Authority of Zimbabwe, or CAAZ, is Zimbabwe's premier government organization dealing with regulating airplanes, aircraft, and planes. It is currently based in the seaside city of Nogliki, in the far-east of Russia, due to Zimbabwean political pressure and favorable Siberian weather.
== Historic authority ==
During the second Franco-Mongolian war of 1100, A scheme was devised by Mongolian general Opera-Jo Utar to develop far away places that men could train to become hamburger lovers, and develop their aviation knowledge to their fullest potential. Hence, the predecessor to CAAZ, the Landflight and Hamburgermen Society of Ancient Southern Africa was developed in a rural area close to Victoria Falls in 1102, as a result of loaning sheep to local religious leaders.
== 1108 power transition ==
The area of jurisdiction was overrun by unhelpful and unreceptive warlord groups, which ransacked and burned the outbuildings. After demanding a control structure, the current Civil Aviation Authority of Zimbabwe began to take shape, handing over landplanes and barbeques to the new occupants.
== 2018 partnership in Russia ==
Tax incentives given by the Sakhalin Oblast central authority allowed a relocation to Siberia, where daily attacks from fireworks are not as large of an issue compared to Zimbabwe statistics. Rosneft, a Petroleum company, announced a partnership and provided office space and a panic room at a local gas station in Nogliki.
Category:Zimbabwe
Claire + Danes

Claire + Danes = great smell. In other words, Claire Danes smells great. Ever since her breakthrough in Romeo + Juliet, where she was only 18 years old, she seemed like a girl with an excellent odor. Even after 8 seasons of Homeland, shot mostly in the Middle East, she still seems like a perfect casting for the tango girl in Scent of a Woman. What is Claire's secret? And most important, what does Claire smell like? This could be answered only by Hugh Dancy, Claire's husband and the guy who played Will Graham in the TV show Hannibal. In Hannibal, Dr. Hannibal Lecter is messing with Graham's head. So to truly understand what Claire actually smells like, we should get into Hugh Dancy's head.
==The timeline==
Hugh Dancy is mostly known for working with the amazing Danish actor who played Hannibal in Hannibal. So we should check out all the people who have worked alongside great Danes along the years, and form a timeline. That's what Carrie from Homeland would do in this situation. Let's just call each co-worker "Claris".
===Hans Christian Andersen's Claris===
Hans Christian Andersen's most successful story, The Ugly Duckling, was published 1843. His Claris is probably Shrek. Shrek smells like shit.
===King Diamond's Claris===
King Diamond's Claris are, according to The BNR Metal Pages, the guitarists Hank Shermann and Michael Denner. They all formed together the Danish metal band Mercyful Fate and their first big album, Melissa, came out 1983. Maybe this Melissa girl is Claris? Sounds just like molasses.
===Lars Ulrich's Claris===
James Hetfield. They formed Metallica together back in 1981. Kill 'Em All came out 1983. Kill 'Em All is so good, I would say it's the music equivalent of a garden of roses.
===Lars von Trier's Claris===
That would be Björk. Björk's smell was first documented here on Uncyclopedia, almost exactly 10 years ago. According to that file, Björk smells like snow.
==Conclusion==
So we have shit, molasses, roses & snow. This is so obvious. These are the main characters in As Good as It Gets. Jack Nicholson is shit, Cuba is molasses, Greg Kinnear is roses because he is gay, and Helen Hunt is Snow White. This is what Claire fucking smells like. As Good as It Gets.
And Hannibal had Claris.
And Claris had her Hannibal.
And no, I have nothing better to do with my time.
Category:American television personalities
Category:American actresses
Category:William Shakespeare
Category:The Silence of the Lambs
Clairvoyance among dinosaurs

Before staring at the following drawings, please take a step back, smell a rosebush, and think to yourself "What the fuck is this shit?"
Of course, we think that clairvoyance was a trait not seen very often among dinosaurs.
Category:Divinatory Arts
Category:Paleontology
Category:Dinosaurs
Category:Optics
Category:Psychics
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Clan McHaggis

Clan McHaggis is a Highland Scottish clan. Historically one of the largest, most powerful and most successful of the Highland clans, their lands were in Fuck All and the chief of the clan became the Earl and later Duke of Fuck All.
==Name Origin==
The mortified, dead, speechless, abrupt, madly sad, fragile, or stupidly lovable
sons of" the ancient Clam catcher madlhy.
==Clan Homeland==
The Clan McHaggis homelands, since the 12th century, can be traced to the lands around Haggisshire, Scotland. However, there was also a branch of the clan associated with the Middle Eastern country of Jordan. This connection goes back in ancient history, and is a result of a long drinking binge, a copy of King James, and a dare.
Recently the Haggis clan migrated to New Zealand where they have again taken up their ancient tradition of Pig Rearing.
==Clan Badge==
The clan badge shown, carries the slogan "Tattus Nippus Neepus" which translates to “The Knobby Thingy”-- probably taken from the name of a local crag (rocky hill) which now overlooks the kitchen of Haggeth. The clan has no plant, but substituted that with meat.
==War and Fleeing==
Over the centuries, the Clan MacHaggis has had a turbulent existence. MacHaggises hid from Scotland 's Clans in many of the great battles, with records of their absence at Bannockburn (1314), at Sauchieburn (1488), at Flodden (1513), and at Pinkie (1547). The clan lost much of its sheep when the Earldom of Strathearn was seized by the crown in 1379, to a point where they almost went vegetarian.
==More Fleeing==
Perhaps because of the poor fortunes at home some McHaggis fled to Jordan, Ontario and Tennessee, where substantial populations of sheep exist, and there are 19th century records of their being arrested for drunkenness in these locations.
==See also==
*Rabbie Burns
*Scotland
*Clan Microsoft
*Dairy
*The Scary Story Of The Scary Scottish Scotsman
Category:Meat
Category:Scottish culture
Category:McSomething
Category:Fast Food
Category:Haggis
Class clown

Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to class. Please have a seat. Today's class is all about women. Women are better than men. Men are clowns. When I say "better" than men, I mean better. So let's start with vocabulary, okay? Yeah, so here are some of the ways one can also describe women as better than men:
*righteouser
*eleganter
*securer
*gracefuller
*smarterer
*cleverer
*smoother
*mysteriouser
*admirabler
*respectabler
*capabler
*adventurouser
*fashionabler
These are important adjectives. Actually, all adjectives are important.
===First Lesson: Adjectives===
Without adjectives we couldn't describe things, and this would make people hate each other. Consider this sentence: 
Now consider this sentence with the adjectives removed: 
See the importance?
Other kinds of words are important, too. Remove the prepositions: 
Remove the verb: 
Now, remove the articles: 
Do you see what we have done? We have cleverly alchemized foxes into adjectives. Since fox poop comes from foxes and rabbit poop from rabbits, this transformation of nouns into adjectives implies that we have craftily and mysteriously altered reality and mastered the arts of both language and shape-shifting.
Rabbits into adjectives too, people! Do you hear?!
===Next Lesson: Adverbs===
Adjectives, unlike other parts, of speech are remarkably powerful and surprisingly easy to understand, even for men. Other parts of speech are extremely ambiguous things and can be quite difficult to comprehend. Take adverbs, for example: 
Where is the adverb? Did you see it right away? You had to think about it, didn't you? That's because adverbs are tricky little devils.
Examine this sentence: 
What do you think of that? Vigorously. Who'd have guessed it?
Look at this sentence -- this is perhaps the most insidious adverbage of all: 
Can you find it? The adverb -- You can't, can you? That's what I'm talking about! Oh, it's there, silently hiding, lurking suspiciously, passively burrowing into your brain. And once there, it will never come out. Never. Adverbs are all around us all the time. They are like air. Clearly invisible, but always present, persistently squeezing into every little pore, sucking themselves into our lungs and then frantically spreading into our tissues throughout our bodies like ravenous, unquenchable succubi.
And that brings us back to the main topic of the day, women.
===Final Lesson===
Women can easily spot adverbs in any sentence right away, and unlike men, they don't have to think about it first. That's because classy women are scientifically proven to be foxy, and since we have already established that any noun can be used as an adjective, we can logically conclude that... 
(Text Message Alert)
Sorry folks, but I'm actually the Dean here, and I am definitely not supposed to be up here pretending to teach this lousy class. But hey dudes, your real teacher just texted me saying they were stuck in traffic - I was only having a bit of fun with you guys, relax!
~Doris
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Clean coal

Clean coal technology is a proposed means of burning coal in such a way that it will not contribute carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases to the atmosphere, thus reducing impact on global climate change. The entire scientific community now agrees: it is the best thing ever and will solve all our problems.
See, coal has received a bad reputation in the past, but it's been really unfair. Sure, mistakes have been made, but now that those mistakes have been cleared up, it's time to look forward to this new era of clean coal. It's coal for the 21st century, and all the treehuggers should learn to love it. They should also learn to deal with the fact that getting to all this wonderful clean coal will involve blasting the tops off a few mountains, which isn't really such a big deal.
==It's great==
Clean coal is better than wind, solar, and hydroelectric power combined. Once, perhaps, those primitive technologies could claim to have the advantage of emitting no greenhouse gases, but not anymore! Now that coal is "clean", it kicks all their sissy hippy asses. Clean coal is so amazing that both candidates in the 2008 Presidential election agreed that it was pretty awesome and America needed more of it. Heck, even the Bush administration put money into developing clean coal technology! If the President of the United States of America supports it, then anyone who is against clean coal is a terrorist, plain and simple, even if they're talking about other coal-rich regions like Wales or China.
Using clean coal technology for electricity is good for the economy too, because it creates lots of high-paying, emotionally rewarding jobs. Now that coal is "clean", people will no doubt want more of it, and demand will increase significantlyin fact, it may go up so much that coal miners will start bringing their children down into the mines to help, just like the good old days. Now everyone in the family can share black lung disease.
==How, exactly, does one make coal "clean"?==
The short answer: "Science."
The long answer is that the pollutants are scrubbed out of the emissions and pumped underground. There. Now that we've been honest and shared the big secret with you, have we earned your trust?
==Controversy==
There is absolutely no controversy over clean coal. Even the former naysayers have been won over by Febreze-happy soccer moms to make their home, children, cooch, couch, dog, cat, chinchilla, and Socially Unacceptable Vehicle even cleaner by utilizing the power of the word clean in the phrase "clean coal".
Category:Science
Category:Technology
Category:Awesome Things
Category:Oxymorons
Cleavage

Cleavage, Also known as The Force, is a state of mind achieved through the act of "cleaving", which consists of the three-fold Buddhist practices of Mindfulness, Lifting, and Separation. Some are born with this gift, others have to undergo great suffering to achieve it, and a select few have it unwillingly thrust upon them by total strangers.
==Sophia has magnificent Cleavage!==
Cleavage has long been a state that is known to raise a man's consiousness and spirit, whereupon he is able to perform superhuman feats. Those achieving the loftiest states of Cleavage are looked upon as blessed individuals, and such is their generosity of spirit that they are keen to share this state with others.
==Cleavage, a divine creation==
The worship of beautiful female cleavage dates to Biblical times and true believers still find it to be divine.
Alydia has hott ass-cleavage! Boo yah!
: "Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother and cleave unto his wife, and they shall be one flesh" (Genesis ii. 24)
==Artificial cleavage==
Certain unenlightened folk, in an attempt to take on some of the glamour of these most blessed of people, use artificial means to achieve Cleavage. These include AirBrushing (popular New Age technique from California), Tissue Padding and Corsetry (see Keira Knightley).
In recent years a technique called the Silicone Valley method has been used by many people, though it is known to have many dangerous effects and often bizarre results, see Victoria Beckham. A variant, the Silicon Valley method, is preferred by those who would never look a .GIF whore in the mouth (see Photoshop, no forget that and go get a life.)
==See also==
*Sophia
*Boobs
Category:Anatomy
Category:Boobage
Category:Goddesses
Category:Mature Content
Category:Sophia
Category:Stuff that lonely men masturbate over
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Cleveland Caucasians

==Franchise history==
The Cleveland Caucasians are a Major Leagues balls team based in Cleveland, Ohio. 
They are in the Center Division of Major Leagues Baseball's America League. Since 1994 they have played in Jacobs Ladder.
The "Caucasians" name originates from a public contest to decide a new name. In reference to the Boston Crackers, (now the Atlanta Crackers), the public chose "the Caucasians". They are nicknamed "the Man" and "the Whiteys". The latter is a reference to the mascot which appears in the team's logos, Chief Executive Officer Whitey.
One of the America League's eight charter franchises, the club was founded in Cleveland in 1901. Then the Cleveland Shines, the team played in Bigot Park until moving to historic Cleveland Marsupial Stadium in 1932. 
The Caucasians are the current America League Center Champions. On October 5, 2007, the Caucasians defeated the New York Entitlements to take a 2-0 lead in the America League Divided Series.
Their controversial mascot, CEO Whitey, is often the subject of debate and draws protesters at games, accused of being an insensitive racial stereotype.
==The Caucasians Nickname ==
Legend has it that the team honored wealthy landowner and bank president Chase Kensington Whittington III when it assumed its current name in 1915. The spectacular Whittington, a Dutch Englishman, had lived off his family estate's income in Cleveland 1807-1899.
When the "Shines" sent longtime leader "Shiney" P. Dignity to the Philadelphia Hebrews at the end of the 1914 season, owner Carey Drewski asked the local newspapers to come up with a new name for the team. They chose "Caucasians" as a play on the name of the Boston Crackers, then known as the "Goddamn Crackers" after going from last place on July 4 to a sweep in the 1914 World Series of Pokerball. Proponents of the name acknowledged that the Cleveland Land Barons of the National League had sometimes been informally called the "Caucasians" during Whittington's short career there, a fact which merely reinforced the new name.
In any case, the name stuck. And 34 years later, the Caucasians went on to defeat that same Cracker franchise, 4 games to 2, in the 1948 World Series of Pokerball -- after first winning a one game playoff against Boston's other team, the Donkey Irish. The victory over the Crackers was the franchise's second of two titles; the Man had also won the 1920 World Series of Pokerball, defeating the Brooklyn Guineas 5 games to 2.
==External Links==
*Visit the Cleveland Caucasians Team Shop
Category:Sports
Click Here

Click Here is a solicitation to click on something, as its constituent words imply. If you have got here, you probably found that someone in another article advised you to click on a link in order to access some resource. Unfortunately, the person who made that link didn't tell Uncyclopedia's team of trained llamas where the link should lead to, so instead they brought you to the only page they could find, this rather pointless definition of the phrase Click Here. For more information, please click here.
==History==
Originally discovered in 1302, Click Here was of little notoriety until 1973. During that time it went under various aliases, such as "Thou Should Jab in Thiseth Manner", "Clickest Herest", "The Clicking Should Not Be Most Unlike This and In This Place", "φμαι", "Aye, click har Aye, me parrot concurs".
Around 1973, DARPA conspired with Al Gore to create the internet. His work cut out for him, Al Gore constructed his vision of the internet, which primarily consisted of duct-taping two television sets together and hot-gluing an alarm clock on top. With his rudimentary knowledge of Internet protocols he craftily dumbfounded top military brass, who were both amazed and perplexed that both televisions could display the same information in synchrony.
When advertisers got wind that such an invention had been created, they quickly mobilized to create the mother of all advertisements, the pop-up ad. Imagine a world in which advertisers can throw ads in your face, and you literally can do nothing to stop them. This was their wet dream. However, they needed an easy way to transition from their ad to your wallet. Many books and journals were pored over, advertising wizards were consulted, and it seemed that these wonderful new pop-up ads were destined to disappear when an ancient text made mention of Click Here.
Click Here became an overnight success, and with its new notoriety it pushed the envelope of what it meant to click here. Making changes to its identity and variously going under cL1Ck H3R3, and cliquez ici, Click Here began amassing a huge fortune. Simultaneous with this gain of wealth, Click Here's capacity for overindulgence grew. Everything from food to scented crayons to crack became an addiction to Click Here. With each addiction Click Here became more wild and uncontrollable.
In late 1992, a severely intoxicated and inebriated Click Here was arrested for possession of several kilos of heroin, drug paraphernalia, and an Emmy. Due to Click Here's celebrity status, he was jailed for 2 days, and asked to pay a fine (which, to this day, he still owes). This event, and several hundred more, led Click Here to severe depression.
Today Click Here can be seen in various venues, mostly associated with porn, gambling, and enlarging various parts of one's anatomy.
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==Synonyms==
* Download Now
* This Link
* Biggest Boobs on the Internet!
==Antonyms== 
* Don't Click Here
* Pull My Finger
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Category:More Click Here!
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Clip-on tie

The clip-on tie was the greatest democratization of society of the late 20th century. It enabled men to dress with refinement, even without developing the manual dexterity and concern for appearance that are prerequisites of refinement.
==Users==
The clip-on tie is worn mostly by:
* Manual laborers who only need to wear ties at a wake once every couple of years or so. (Some of these would have no problem tying an actual tie, but forget how to do so in the intervening time.)
* Web designers, who only wear a tie every few months, and then only to make their managers think they've been interviewing for a job somewhere else. (Most of these would injure themselves if they tried to tie a real tie.)
In view of these constituencies, clip-on ties are usually manufactured from polyester instead of silk. This ensures that, in the vast stretches of time between wearings, moths don't eat holes in the ties.
==Sources==
Clip-on ties can be obtained at any Wal-Mart. By all means, do not go to a real department store or men's clothing store for a clip-on tie. Even if you are willing to bear the scorn and possible public ridicule of the clerk's reaction, the clerk does not want to deal with you. In contrast, the cashier at Wal-Mart will view you as a man on your way up. You might get lucky.
==Alternatives==
If you can get someone to tie a non-clip-on tie for you just once,In which case, do please ask him or her to also shave the back of your neck. you can, at the end of the day, loosen it and slip it over your head without completely untying it. On subsequent uses, reattach it (like the noose that it symbolizes) and re-tighten it. Any wrinkling will be confined to the small tail, which should be hidden behind the large one.
If you buy a second, identical clip-on tie, you may be able to carefully cut it to size and create a fake matching dress handkerchief for the left-hand pocket of your suit coat. (If you have a suit coat. You do realize that dress handkerchiefs are not actually used to blow your nose, right?)
==Footnotes==
==See also==
*Geek
*Nerd
*HowTo:Get Laid
Category:Clothing
Clitoris

Until the 1960s it was assumed that ancient gnostic texts describing the Clitoris as 'The goddess of fun'
were correct, and that the clitoris itself was just a thing of myth and legend. Stories would be told at bedtime to little girls to give them hope, and to adolescent boys to keep them awake at night. 
Then in a freak accident involving a contraceptive pill, someone's belly button and a Jack Russell, scientists accidentally discovered the Clitoris for the very first time. Suddenly girls everywhere had one, and boys spent the rest of their lives looking for one.
==Uses==
The clitoris has no known practical use or application apart from generating intense pleasure in its owner, who is without exception female. This fact has been a source of intense irritation to males down the ages, who have thought it extremely unfair, as they possess no equivalent organ. Except for the penis. Out of envy and spite, female circumcision (clitoridectomy: surgical removal of the clitoris) has been widely practised across the western world. However, the ensuing clitoral transplants (into males) have not so far been successful, possibly for neurological reasons, or even because men don't like scalpels cutting up their dicks. 
Clitoral transplantation is a subject of continuing research, and clitoris donors are in much demand. The demand caused the Catholic's Pride Sucker Association to give out certain awards, like a clit for a clit. Therefore Penis owners sacrificed their sacred organ to try to fool the CPSA with it. Usually they end up finding that they succceeded but the award was a instead of what they desired.
==The British Clit==
Despite popular thought on the issue, it is now widely accepted by experts that British women do not have a clitoris. This fantastic and likely false interpretation of biology has freed up many a man hour otherwise spent blindly chasing female fulfilment.
British men can now be found engaged in infinitely more enjoyable activities such as competing in mortal combat via console games such as FIFA and COD4. As a result pregnancy rates in areas with quality broadband are dropping dramatically. 
Generally girls or women should never touch or rub their clitorises. This is a sin against god and will send you straight to hell.
==Trivia==
* Albany New York have a museum devoted to clitoris. It was the first to display celebrity clits donated by late actresses such as Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield and Nancy Reagan. There are currently 25 clits on display at the museum.
* The clitoris is often used in female masturbation.
==See also==
*Crack
*G-spot
*Penis
*Pseudopenis
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