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Fred Dibnah

St. Frederick "Fred" Dibnah, a steam driven steeplechaser of Sussex, UK is most famous for his invention of the steam engine, which made him most famous. Although he was not the first person to invent it (see What), he put it to far better use by building an army of steam powered robots to do his bidding. These robots forced the people of Britain to watch his leisurely documentaries about steam, engines, architecture, steam engines, the Age of Steam and engineering steam and steam engines.
In his spare time, St. Dibnah rides a steamroller from place to place and demolishes chimneys. Contrary to popular belief, he has only fallen off a big chimney once and had that half a day out with the undertaker which he thoroughly enjoyed.
Fred could usually be seen escorting some beautiful woman or other, somewhere or other. He spl it with his fifth wife in the mid-seventies and devoted too much time to building a steam powered wife. At the same time he was also acquainted with several of the Rolling Stones after designing a fleet of steam trains in their honour. They returned the compliment by asking him to replace Mick Jagger when he was taken ill with saturday night fever.
In the 1980's Fred convinced a number of friends to help him build a working replica of the Death Star from Star Wars. The subsequent hours required quickly resulted in the termination of their current marriages. Madonna beat off international competition to become Mrs Dibnah, number seventeen. The engine was finally completed in 1989, work having been halted temporaily to finalise divorce proceedings between Fred and his ninth wife Isambard Kingdom Brunel.
On realising a working replica of the death star was somewhat dangerous Fred set about disposing of it, by burying it in a deep mine in his back garden. This was documented in the televison series "How to undermine your neighbours houses and causing there eventual collapse by digging a deep mine in a confined garden area". Down the mine Fred discovered China and they were to find happiness as she became his nineteenth wife. 
Lord Dibnah was made the patron saint of chimneys after he performed the following 3 miracles:
#He married a record sixty-three times.
#He used a steam powered time machine (of his own making) to travel back in time and invent the chimney thus laying the ground for his future career.
#He has the ability to re-use a single Tetley Tea bag 1,000 times and not have the tea deteriorate in strength even slightly.
==Fred Dibnah - Dibnah==
Fred Dibnah is actually the 17th incarnation of "Dibnah", a being of higher intelligence who decided to choose earth as his place of living. As a result, Fred Dibnah has all the powers that dibnah has, which may explain why he has accomplished so much in his lifetime and also a very good writer as Dibnah is an annagram of had nib. 
==See also==
* Adam Hart-Davis
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Fred Durst

William Frederick Durst  (born August 20, 1970) is an American rapper, "singer", "songwriter", "actor", and "director". He is the frontman and lyricist of the nu metal band Limp Bizkit, formed in 1994, with whom he has released six studio albums. Durst was born in Jacksonville, Florida and spent his teenage years flicking cigarettes at toddlers and throwing lunchmeat at women, which negatively impacted his image as he rose to fame. Depending on who you ask.
=== Formation of Limp Bizkit ===
Before Fred Durst joined Limp Bizkit, the band was in trouble. The founding members of Limp Bizkit were in dire need of a frontman that was the personification of a football jersey with the number 69 on the chest, and the words "your mom" replacing what would be a player's last name across the back of the shoulders. 
The band was exhausted and headed to their favourite luxury restaurant in Jacksonville, Florida - Boston Pizza (situated between Olive Garden Italian Restaurant and Bar and Dollar Tree). It was here they saw a drunken townie spending his paycheque from the oil rigs at the VLT - it was Fred Durst. As he went to order another drink, the bartender reused service and recommended he should settle up for the night. Fred refused to pay his $95.78 bill comprised of a parmesan chicken meal, several Bud lights, and a Burt Reynolds shot. As yelling began to erupt from Fred, the general manager of Boston Pizza approached to calm the situation but proved to be unsuccessful when Fred threatened to not sell him coke if kicked out. His jean shorts down to his ankles swayed with each misstep as he threw change at a nearby Boston Pizza waitress. Fred proceeded to get into his 1984 Ford Bronco and drive away but was arrested with a DUI only 100 feet away from the Boston Pizza after he crashed through the window of Olive Garden Italian Restaurant and Bar. 
The founding members of Limp Bizkit were so impressed by his performance that they waited for Fred to be released from prison before offering him the position of their frontman.
=== Folklore === 
Those who have lived to tell the tale of meeting Fred Durst have alleged different encounters including:
"He gave an upper decker at my high school reunion. He did not graduate high school or attend my school."
"IZ JUS ONE O THOSE DAYZ"
"Fred sacrificed my baby in return for a self insert on uncyclopedia."
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Fred Thompson

Fred Dalton Thompson (born Freddie Dalton Thompson; August 19, 1942 – November 1, 2015) was an American actor and a Republican. Therefore, among true-believers in the Republican Party, he is also Ronald Reagan and Peanut Butter. In 2007, he announced that he was considering running for president in 2008, a move which critics believe is unconstitutional since he already served two terms as Ronald Reagan. 
==Law and Order==
Thompson played the role of president of the United States once before, on the television show Law and Order. Thompson played the slow, almost retarded President Arthur Branch, and he gained a reputation as a slow, almost retarded man who can recite folksy sayings. Critics praised his performance and the concept of a retarded president in general. "Retarded people are so discrimated against in our society," wrote the New York Times, "that it is about time one was represented in the highest office of the land." Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton took issue with that statement, claiming her husband was the first retarded president. Fellow presidential candiade Tommy Thompson also then claimed to be retarded, and backed up his claim with documentation.
==Slowest Man on Earth==
Fred Thompson has broken many records for being the slowest man on the face of the earth. He first announced his ambition to be president in 1949. He has been an unofficial candidate ever since, challenging Dwight Eisenhower, Mao Zedong, Richard Nixon, Barry Goldwater, Gerald Ford, George H. W. Bush, Bob Dole, and George W. Bush in their respective primary battles.
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==Hand Shows==
Fred Thompson doesn't do them.
== Dropping Out of the Race==
Fred Thompson will not. He just simply quit the race. Doesn't you see difference? You must not watch Law & Order, bub.
== Newsworthy Moments in the Campaign==
The above two declarations of things Fred Thompson will not do were the only newsworthy moments in Fred Thompson's 2008 campaign. Barring the time he killed a man with a bowling ball at a rally in Kansas City, MO.
== Dropping out of the Race==
Never mind. He is dropping out. They don't call him Fred for nothing... It is his God-given name.
== Rivals for the Presidency ==
*Tommy Thompson (no relation)
*Rudy Giuliani
*Mitt Romney
*John McCain
*Ron Paul
*Hillary Clinton
*Barack Obama
*Dennis Kucinich
*John Edwards
*Mike Huckabee
*Tom Tancredo
*Mike Gravel
*James Garfield
==People Who Are Too Afraid to Run against Fred ==
*Newt Gingrich
*Al Gore
*George Allen
*John Kerry
*Condoleeza Rice
*Q from James Bond
*Bill Clinton
*Your mom
The above politicians were arrested and arraigned by a secret court for circumventing HR 1909, which banned asterisks. All have been summarily executed by firing squad.
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Frederick Douglass

Frederick Augustus Washington Bailey Johnson Michael Caesar Scarinthehoes Doug Douglas Douglass3 also known as Freddie D, Frederick the Second GreatestThe only Frederick greater than Douglass was Frederick the Great. or his pen name AssWrecker69 was an American writer, abolitionist and badass. Shortly after escaping enslavement, Frederick began his writing career with Gay Erotica but switched over to political writings due to fierce competition. He was known for his passionate speeches about Slavery, and Politics and for his unexplained hatred of Native Americans.
== Career ==
After finally gaining basic human rights, Frederick used his new found freedom to express his passion for writing, particularly in Homosexual Porn Novels. He released just two novels before he got egged, pantsed, mocked, berated and had penises drawn on his house along with other preposterous acts by rival gay porn writers Oscar Wilde and Skeletor. Frederick immediately transitioned to making political writings, mainly about slavery. He got his big break when President Abraham Lincoln gave him an official shout-out in a speech. It read as follows:
”Y’all know my man Freddie D? That n***a spittin. He a real one, all y’all other motherf*****s fake. He really opened my eyes bout all this slavery s***t. Free my black n****s, on god.”
Soon, Douglass received wide spread acclaim and recognition from all major news outlets excluding IGN.com.
== Controversial Views on Native Americans ==
Frederick Douglass held a strong hatred towards all indigenous Americans for no discernible reason. He often called them “Savage Idiots”, “Big dumb stupid heads”, “Not real Americans” “Feather flaunting fags” “Horse bitches” and “Red fuckers” among other racist and unflattering descriptions. The reason for this behavior is unknown, but it is likely because a Shawnee child once accidentally threw a pebble at him during a short walk home.
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Fredrik Wulff

Fredrik Amadeus Wulff (February 11, 1845 in Gothenburg – December 31, 1930 in Lund) was a Swedish phonetician and philologist. He achieved nothing to warrant more than one sentence on his Wikipedia page. He was also deeply racist, probably.
== References ==
* (in Swedish) Lindblad, Göran. 1925. Svensk biografisk handbok, p. 832
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Free Lossless Audio Codec

Finger-Lickin' (Good) Audio Codec (FLAC) is an alternative to MP3 that sounds better. Invented during WWII with the original purpose of shooting down enemy planes with the sound of Britney Spears albums. The sonic blast exploded at high altitude damaging enemy planes.
Following its deployment, aeroplane crews had to wear FLAC jackets in order to protect themselves from the sonic deflagration. These jackets included powerful ear protection which was sufficient to protect the wearer from a distant Britney-song explosion. Despite this, a close or direct hit on the aircraft would instantly (for the lucky ones) kill the crew. The survivors will fall to their fiery deaths while their eardrums hum with the lasting sounds of Oops I Did It Again or some such equally destructive song like "...Baby One More Time", "(You Drive Me) Crazy", "Email My Heart" (which is also used by submarines to sink large boats), "I'm a Slave 4 U", and "Toxic". The songs just listed are in order from smallest to largest on the scale of potential destruction they can cause. Because of this, many aircrew members preferred to bring a sidearm to cut short their misery if their plane got hit.
Another interesting change of habit is that aircrew members stopped wearing parachutes as it was best to try their chances on a burning, falling plane than risk being exposed to Britney Spears once captured.
The Geneva Convention now prohibits the use of Britney Spears in FLACs during wartime. The US army is said to be experimenting with other kinds of audio codecs for anti-aircraft duties in order to circumvent this prohibition. More recently, in Iraq, there have been reports of the Americans using Christina Aguilera music, due to the similarity in music, writing style, breasts, and lack of talent.
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Free Sockpuppet Foundation

The agenda of the Free Sockpuppet Foundation is to promote the Gnu free documentation license, a manifesto which proclaims that texts about gnus should be freely available to all. 
==Slogans==
Tired of the herd mentality, they have adopted the slogan "gnu ideas for gnu individuals" and are lobbying for gnu rights in countries ranging from Gnu Zealand to Gnu Scotland, demanding an end to predation by lions and hyenas. Some banter has been kicking around in their inner circles about changing their slogan to "Wut up my ginger’s?" So far all efforts to work that into their mantra have failed as they have all developed skin like that of Gollum from lack of sun exposure. They have therefore decided to demand as part of their campaign that the sun should become less exposing.
==Earlier campaign & recent campaigns==
The name Free Sockpuppet Foundation dates to an earlier campaign, which demanded that puppets made from old socks be made available free of charge, as the supply of unmatched socks is virtually limitless after The Invisible Pink Unicorn eats one of each pair in the wash. Subsequent campaigns centered on the education of the herd to convince them that a Gnu-free documentation license should not mean that documentation must be free of references to gnus in every context. Gnus are critters too and, according to the FSF, should not be marginalised by software and documentation being rendered gnu-free.
Current demands include the creation of a gnu, revised version of Wikipedia:Wildebeest, bestowing formal recognition upon their gnu nation.
== See also ==
*Finding Your Inner Sock Puppet
* GFDL
* NPOV
*Sock-people
* Wikipedia
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Free software

Free Software is a fruit that can be found on the GNU tree. Richard Stallman discovered the GNU tree in 1984 and Linus Torvalds figured out how to remove the Kernel (known as Linux) from the Free Software Fruit of the GNU tree. Free Software will run on almost anything, such as a street, a beach, a highway, a whirlpool, acid, and even an aircraft runway. It is very soft (which is why it is called software), and does not bounce if it is in Antarctica. The core of the free software fruit is filled with free beer, but there have been reports where it is filled with mango-banana frothy fruity juice. (Not to be confused with the core of non-free software which is filled with rocks.)
===4 Basic Freedoms===
There are 4 basic freedoms of Free Software.
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==See also== 
*Terrorists
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