David

The headline of the city newspaper: UNKNOWN SON OF A MURDERER STILL AT FREE BECAUSE THE POLICE ARE TOO LAZY TO LOOK FOR HIM. After weeks of killing, the killer has still not been caught, but a little boy has been found who claims to have survived the killer's attack.
"I had a bad dream," the boy said.
"I woke up in the middle of the night, and then I noticed that my window was open, although I remembered closing it before I went to sleep," he continued.
"So I went to close it and when I was about to go back to sleep, there in the small stream of light I saw a pair of blue eyes surrounded by black, but then I saw his smile and a white blouse, black pants and a hat, and in his hand he was holding a kitchen knife, after a moment he said this "YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL!!!!!!"
-I started screaming so he quickly ran to me and then my father came into my room with his shotgun and when he was about to kill the man he threw a rolling pin at my father and turned on disco polo. The man could have finished my father off with that music if the concerned neighbors had called an electrician who had broken down my door (which he later didn't buy back), but the man had already gone out the window and I saw him disappearing into the fog, and I can only say that I will never forget that fish face.
if anyone has seen a man similar to the description, please report it to the nearest pineapple. Recently Dawid and company have recently moved to a new city because Tomek recently got a bonus at work so they decided to move to one of those "extravagant" housing estates. Dawid and Michał couldn't complain the new house was twice as big and more beautiful after a while someone knocked on the door so Czesiu opened the door and saw the neighbor.
-Hello, my name is Anna and I wanted to welcome the new neighbors and invite them to the party of my son Staś.
-Hello- said Czesiek.
-On behalf of the whole gang, I declare that we will come.
He then invited Anna inside and introduced the rest of the team.
-This one here is Tomek, and these two are Dawid and Michał.
After a long conversation between Czesiek and Anna, Dawid decided to talk to Czesiek.
-Czesiek, why did you agree to this party, if you haven't noticed, we are not little children anymore, we are already 18.
-Dawid- said Czesiek-this is our chance to make a good first impression on the neighbors, isn't it?
-Dawid wanted to continue, but he knew that Czesiek was stubborn, like a donkey, so he jumped out the window and went up the stairs to his room and sat on the bed, and sat there for some time, until a strange feeling came over him, but he ignored it.
-DAWID!!! Go downstairs and gather the rest of your items.
said Czesiek, so Dawid did what Czesiek told him to do and went to sleep. The next day, when Dawid and Michał were going to work, some brat flew his skateboard centimeters above their heads.
-what are you doing kid- said Dawid.
The kid "landed" and kicked the board so that it hit him in the nose.
-no, no, no I see we have new people here- he said- let us introduce ourselves.
when he said that two other kids suddenly appeared, one was skinny, like a stick, and the other was gigantic.
-This is Bob the Builder and this is Larry the LObStER, and I... - he pulls down his hood.
-...I'm Rick, and for friends I'm Mr Rick- he said.
-I have to say that if you want to move on, you have to give us 100 PLN.
Michał stood ready to fight, but Mr Rick approached him and took his wallet. Dawid felt that strange feeling again, but this time it was powerful.
-listen to me, you piece of trash- said Dawid- give Michael his wallet back.
-uuu, I'm already scared what you'll do to me" said Rick.
David hit him in the face and took a knife out of his pocket then Bob the builder and Larry the Loser took out knives, but Dawid was fast enough that when Bob the builder was about to hurt him he crouched down and stabbed him in the arm and with Larry he didn't even need a knife (when Larry was running with the intention of attacking David punched him straight in the stomach after which Larry vomited).
-David like t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-.
Michał was speechless so they went to work and pretended that nothing happened. When they got back Czesiek asked how their day was, "it was a beautiful day", said Dawid later saw Czesiek talking to the police
-DAVID MR. TOLD ME THAT YOU BEAT THREE CHILDREN, SO YOU DON'T EVEN THERE WAS A BULLSHIT THEY WERE STABBED, DO YOU UNDERSTAND, STABBED - said Czesiek
-young man, we found two kids stabbed and one with internal injuries, so you have to come with us-
-wait!- Michał interrupted the policeman- I am the murderer
the policeman aimed at him, the policeman threw him into the police car for no reason. Dawid saw his friend being loaded into the police car, Dawid wanted to say that he was the one who destroyed them, but he couldn't find any words. A few days later Czesiek greeted him with a smile on his face "Dawid, today is the day" said Czesiek.
-I ... after that Czesiek went downstairs. Dawid put on his favorite sweatshirt and the first pants he found, when he got dressed he went downstairs where he saw Czesio and Tomek elegantly dressed, who when they saw him started laughing.
-Dawid are you seriously going in that, but it's hard to go in that", when they knocked on the door Anna appeared to them as a surprise.
-come inside and besides you didn't say to dress so nicely.
after she showed them around the house she said to Dawid
-Dawid the children are in the garden what do you say you meet the children.
so Dawid went into the garden just to eat some snacks but suddenly Isome kid came up to him and gave him a toy gun, and said
-HEY, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?
-Okay, but you don't have to yell like that.
so David started playing and it even started to amuse him. "The sound of a running descolored" suddenly Bob the builder, Larry the loser and of course Mr. Rick jumped over the fence with their boards.
-David we have a few unfinished ones don't we.
after that Mr. Rick jumped at David, and he hit him with his head, then Bob and Larry took out water guns and said.
-let no one interfere or we'll send the birds far over the rainbow where they die!
After a long fight on David and Rick, bleach and alcohol burned them both.
-he he he he- laughed Rick.
-what's so funny about that- David got angry.
-THAT.
then mr rick took a lighter and dropped it, the alcohol made David become a human torch, the last thing he saw was Czesiek who tried to put him out and then he fainted. After a month Michael was released from prison to watch David's bandages being removed and when the company saw his face, Tom fainted for 5 minutes his face was white without a nose and his hair was charred, David asked them for a mirror and when he saw himself he said "I am... beautiful" he shouted then he went to the mirror and looked at his new face, after an hour they went home. In the middle of the night Czesiek heard strange noises coming from the bathroom, when he went to check what it was, Dawid was there,
-Dawid what happened to your face- Czesiek asked with horror
-I couldn't smile, so I cut out a new smile- Dawid replied
-and with your eyes- he asked him again
-well I couldn't see my new face, so I burned my eyelids, and now tell me if I'm beautiful- Dawid asked him
-yes, yes of course I'll call the others so they can see it too- Czesiek replied and then ran away to Tomek's room
-Tom take the sword Dawid je-
he was speechless with horror when he saw Dawid and Shrek in the doorway
-Czesiek you lied to me
then he used the fusion dance with Shrek and stole all their candy.
-nooooo - they screamed until their heads exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael woke up worried, but after a while he went back to sleep because he didn't hear anything more, but after a while he woke up again when he saw Dawid, who picked him up and cut him, saying "YOU'RE GOING TO BRAZIL".
THE END.
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