nyuuzyou/wikis huggingface dataset:
Pasta and spaghetti

Pasta and spaghetti
"On a nice summer day, my brother and I had to choose between pasta and spaghetti.."
I was usually playing Minecraft with my brother. My mom called us for a simple question, my brother and I went down the stairs. My mom asked us " What do you want boys? Pasta or spaghetti? ".
I said " I would like pasta mother! ". My brother quickly followed with " I want spaghetti mom! ". We both looked at eachother, both our eyes were full of confusion.
Our mom said " I guess I'll make both pasta and spaghetti then! ". My brother and I heard that and we were both happy!
- The sweet end of this story, but wait! Isn't this supposed to be a pasta? Well no so find another one:)
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Pasta with PATRIXXX Spices

I was walking in the woods. Soon an EVIL PATRIXX?!!?!?!?!!?111 came and charged me into a tree, and started ripping me apart. Then it took my skin off, ripped my guts out and put it into his EVIL PATRIXXX?!?#?!@?$!?$?%?!^?!?/21`4215136 mouth. It was terrible to witness my EVIL PATRIXXX?@!#%?!%?#$!?%#$%?&^?#*?357371956341782`364`967 guts being EVIL PATRIXXX?%&?^?*#/*i?2iSYUH935UOHP34UQH689ZAO7 eaten. Then he started throwing debris and his turds at me and wrapping his tongue around me to choke me... LOL L4D REFERENCEZ LOLLL/!?! and THEN EVERYONE ON WORLD DIED. Superguy163 forgot to logged in and made me "WIKIA CONTWIBBOTO LAWWWL". So anyway... I DIED.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Im died
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Paternal Awakening

The SCP foundation has detected an unnatural event occurring in the suburbs outside of Cleveland, Ohio. This phenomenon is known as "Paternal Awakening" or a more culturally accepted name of "Your dad coming back" This event is first noticed by the sky darkening akin to a rainstorm, but the main defining feature is the fact that instead of water raining out of the clouds, it is milk. This milk is the same as any type of milk you find in an average grocery store. This milk-rain lasts for roughly 10 minutes before being accompanied by lightning striking in a circle in a certain area, the area is completely random but will always be located inside the storm area. Then, the clouds above the circle in which the lightning struck will clear up and a ghost resembling a middle aged Caucasian man about 20 meters in height will descend from the sky and shrink into an average sized human. This event will begin in approximately 3 minutes, the hurricane force winds are a danger and you should seek shelter immediately.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Path of Obesity

Path of Exile is a great game, but since I have poor impulse control it's also made me a complete fatso. I used to be fit and trim, but now I'm a bloated blob thanks to all the sitting around I do while playing. The graphics are top-notch and the gameplay is addictive, but it's really done a number on my waistline. I've gone from a six-pack to a keg thanks to all the junk food I've been eating while playing.
The character customization is awesome, but it's hard to appreciate when I can barely squeeze into my pants. I used to be able to run a marathon, but now I can barely jog to the fridge for another round of snacks. The endgame content is endless, but so is the amount of extra pounds I've put on.
Overall, while Path of Exile is a great game, it's definitely made me a fat mess. I guess you could say it's added a few pounds to my gaming experience.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
Category:Satire
Category:Shortpasta
Patrick's Boo Boo

You all know Spongebob, Right? You Know It's On to its 12th Season. Right? You May Think there's nothing creepy about Spongebob right? Well your wrong. You see, I found a lost Season 3 Spongebob episode called "Patrick's Boo Boo" On the Internet Archive. Let me tell you my story: While I was Watching TV when I was like 4, A Spongebob episode called "Patrick's Boo Boo" Came on, It was pretty gross, Horrifying and Plain out Disgusting. A few years later, I thought It would be my chance to find the episode, I went on the WayBack Machine (Or Internet Archive) And I found the Same Episode I saw in My Childhood! When I clicked it, My computer started To glitch, I mean, The Graphics started to get jumbled up on my computer. So Instead, I restarted my computer to fix the glitch. The Glitch was fixed, But I went back to click on the Episode Link. It thankfully worked. The Title Card was pink with a blue text saying: "Patrick's Boo Boo". The Episode begins with Patrick playing with scissors for some reason, Then he cuts himself, Some blood spills out everywhere, Patrick then screams in pain and starts tumbling to the sand wall and the Impact knocks him out. A timecard appears saying: "5 Hours Later", With no French narrator voice. The next scene is Spongebob waiting for Patrick to get to his house, Spongebob, Starting to get impatient, He goes to Patrick's house and knocks on his rock. No answer. So Spongebob yells: "Patrick, Get your butt up here right now!". Still no answer. Spongebob then says: "Alright... You asked for it!". Spongebob then opens up the rock then he stops in his tracks while in Patrick's house. He found Patrick still laying on the floor while there's a blood pool now, Spongebob starts crying, But then Patrick wakes up. Spongebob then says: "Patrick, Your alive!" in an Glad tone. Patrick then reply's To Spongebob by saying: "Why you didin't help me... You are my best friend.". Spongebob then says: "Well, Uh, I didin't, Well um..-" Then Patrick interrupts Spongebob by saying: "You didin't help me, Now I'll get you!" Patrick then jumps on Spongebob, Then the screen goes to static. The audio gets corrupted now and I can't make out Patrick's voice, But I can kinda make out Spongebob's voice. Spongebob says: "Help-Why-No-Pat-". The Episode Ends With No credits. I was speechless. I later Found out more about the episode, And I found was it was a fake bootleg episode made by some Youtuber, His name was: SpIngesFanz91. But, If this Episode was fake, How did it air, Plus, How was the voice acting so Realistic? No clue, If you have more info about This episode, Send Me some more info/Theory's you have. I Need to Know More.
2C384D15-C307-4579-89AE-B40A9AE73492.png|thumb|The Title Card of the episode.
PatricksBooBooFoundFootage1.png|thumb|A Slighty Glitched image of the Start of the episode.
PatricksBooBooFoundTitlecard1.png|thumb|Alternate Titlecard.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Wall of Text
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Patrick's Suicide

I used to love the Nickelodeon show Spongebob Squarepants. It was my favorite show of all time and it always brung a smile on my face no matter what the situation was. But this episode ruined everything I loved about Spongebob.
So I was on Twitter when a user posted a link to a lost episode so Spongebob Squarepants that was on the Pirate Bay. I was excited as always. I downloaded. Then the intro played. So after the intro the episode's name appeared it was called 'Patrick's Suicide written in a black background and the text was in a dark red color. I was very shocked but I thought of it as a morbid joke.
The episode starts with Spongebob at Patrick's rock. Spongebob and Patrick were playing Eels and Escalators from the Sailor Mouth episode. After some playing Spongebob said "I won yay". Patrick was crying because he lost. He then said "Oh come on four rounds and I still lost waaaaaaa". Spongebob then said "Hey Patrick maybe you might win round five lets give it another shot shall we?" Patrick said "Ok". But yet Spongebob won again. Patrick then goes into a tantrum and runs out of his rock. The screen cut to black for 35 seconds and it showed Patrick near the edge of a cliff, he was now sobbing and crying in a realistic way which stayed for about 3 minutes before it cut to a dead women's body lying on a floor. Then Patrick said "I hate life, goodbye world." Then Patrick stood at the edge of the cliff and pulled out a gun and pulled the trigger. Patrick's lifeless body fell down into the ravine below.
Then the credits rolled as usual. I thought it was over when I saw something in thai written in blood on my bedroom door translating into "YOu'rE nEXt" and beside the door was a Patrick plushie covered in blood.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Suicide
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Patrick Eats A Dong

So, I was hired to work at Nickelodeon (4 realz!!!!) and i was looking at the new episode. It showed Patrick jumping on a giant jellyfish. But then it zoomed in, and I realized....ZOMG IT'S FAWKING EVIL PATRIXXX!!!
He came to Spongeturd's house and said Ay where u at u fawkin cat diddler
Spongebob came out and cut Patrixxx in half, killing him. Not really since evil patrixx cant die but spingebill spengbab thought he was. what a dumbfuck. But then, it regenerated. Spongbob took of his skin, revealing himself to be Moar Krabs in diguise.  
Evil Patrixxx took out and ax, and Moar Krabs took out a Snail Launcher. They then had the most epic fight in all of Creepypasta history.
Patrixxx grabbed Krabs and slammed him against a wall, shattering it.
Krabs launched snails on Patrixxx's face, and they ate his eyes.  
Patrixxx took his ax and cut off Krabs' eye stalks. Suddenly, the real Patrick madea pentagram and summoned a giant chicken named Bob (he had no head, only a brain) Moar Krabs trampled Patrixxx and ran his head over. 'You win this time...!' Said Patrixxx and teleported away.
Then, it cuts to spongbob naked. Patrick has his dong ripped off and in his mouth. then, they become HYPER-REALISTIC, ZOMFG. then it goes to the credits.
AND THAT'S THE LOST EPISODE, M8S I HOPE U R8 IT 8/8 K
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Patrick the Killer

I was up late with my little brother watched Spongebob Squarepants. He loves the show, and when I mean loves the show, I mean HE REALLY LOVES THE SHOW! We would spend all day and night watching episodes past our bed times. But one day, I was watching an episode called "Just One Bite". I loved it. I kept watching it all over again... But, once I saw an subliminal message on the Krusty Krab counter. I couldn't make it out. I think it said "Patri-k is c-ming..." I called my brother in. I pointed out the message. "Probably the makers were fooling around..." He said. My brother and I laughed. 2 days later, I looked up on Google "Spongebob Patrick is Coming". Strangely, nothing showed up. Except for one thing. An old page. (TO BE CONTINUED!!!)
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:SpongeBob
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Patrick vs PATRIXX

PATRIXX was terrorizing the town until the original Patrick came to battle, he punched Evil Patrixxx, who became mad and knocked him down. Patrick went back up and went into a rage fit like on Valentines Day. The two hit each other fiercely, but PATRIXX was winning. PATRIXX then killed Patrick THE END
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Patrick wants pancakes

I've always been a fan of cartoons, Especially spongebob. But since the incident of the 19th of March of 2022, I've vowed never to watch spongebob again. It was a old vhs I've found in the park and it said: "Patrick wants pancakes". By the name alone I could already tell this was spongebob. I took it too my room and placed it in the vhs player and soon, after 3 seconds of static noises, the episode began. The theme song was normal, but the title card went to static. Soon after 12 seconds, the title card was shown. It read Patrick wants pancakes. The episode started at the krusty krab with mr krabs counting his money. I thought it would be normal. Patrick came into the krusty krab and asked for pancakes. Squidward then said, "are you joking? This place sells burgers! Not pancakes!" Spongebob even agreed with squidward. Patrick than asked mr krabs if he can have pancakes. Mr krabs, being the cheapskate he normally is, said, "I can't afford the ingredients for pancakes, but you can make yourself some at home." Patrick then got sad and cried. He said, "I'll make pancakes! Oh yes I will!" I thought it was a bit odd for Patrick as his personality is usually stupid, carefree and kind. But in this episode he's threatening krabs in some way. It then shows Patrick in his rock. But something was off. He was wearing gloves and it wasn't his doctors gloves from suds. He then went into a door that led to a dark room. He shined a flashlight and looked for something. It was then he saw an axe. He said, "I wanted pancakes, dammit." Hearing Patrick swear was really odd. But what happened next shocked me to the core. He then over to squidward's house and destroyed his front door. When squidward woke up to see all the nonsense that was happening, Patrick decapitated squidward with his axe. And to add insult to injury, he cut up squidward's head and body and made a pancake out of it. I was in utter terror when Patrick did this and wondered what will happen to the other characters. Patrick then wandered over to krabs' house and knocked down his door too. But krabs was just sitting there counting his money and when he saw Patrick with his axe, he let out a horrid scream. Patrick cut off mr krabs' eyes and claws and proceeded to make a pancake out of krabs as well. He then made his way back to spongebob's house and knocked down his door. He knew that his friend wouldn't be cut up easily. So he set fire to spongebob and proceeded to make a burnt pancake out of his best friend. He then walked towards to chum bucket and made a pancake out of plankton. He then said "hey! You didn't give me pancakes too!" And turned to me. Before he could swing his axe at me I turned off the vhs and broke it in two. After the events, I never watched anything spongebob related again. I will never forget what happened and regretted the day I picked up the vhs.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Wall of Text
Patrickisflossing.mpeg

I looked back at the computer screen and saw spongeboat going to potricks house he knocked on the rock and patrick was flossing in his house to fortnite music. spongebab started twerking around and his MASSIVE ass cheeks destroyed patrickrolls house peterpatnick got angry and pulled out a lightsaber. spongebob and patrick fought. eventually patricks sruck spongebobs butt but the lightsaber bounced off spongebob ass cheeks and spongebob smiled. 
"you stupid idiot, time for died!" spongebob said
right then sandy cheeks busted through with HER massive ass cheeks. sandy explained that earlier that day sandy made a new machine that bigins your ass cheeks. sandy made it so it would attract people to her onlyfans
spongebob tested the machine but it was set to 10 so his ass cheeks became MASSIVE. but spongebob destroyed her treedome with his cheeks so sandy came for revenge. spongebob and sandy started fighting but spongebob was too strong. He sat on sandy but while she was suffocating patrick got his phone and called mario. Mario came underwater in his swimming uniform he pulled out his hidden THICC mushroom which thiccifit him. he hit spongebob with his ass and helped sandy up. patrick started using his ultra gamer fortnite flossing powerbeam and shot it at spongebob. right then patrick busted through my hall and started flossing on me I started dying from the cringe but I pulled out my raygun I got from cod zombies and shot patrick. patrick ghost then rises and said "thank you for freeing me of the fortnite cringe" I knew I had to finsih the episode so I kept watching
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Patricks serious neck pains

i woke up on a saturday with some serious neck pains and i decided to watch some spongebob
the episode started normally with the title card, "Patrick Serious Neck pains", i had not seen this one yet but i chuckled at the coincidence.
it faded into patricks rock, he woke up jurning the night and screamed "oww", he realised he had not slept correctly and fell to floor, knowing he would have to walk it off, so he went too go watch tv.
he tried to bend over to get on the chair but failed, and screamed "owww"
he tried to get icecream but couldn't reach the freezer with his neck pains
he knew he couldn't survive without icecream for more then 2 hours
so he ran too spongebobs house
he knocked on his door
spongebob opened the door and patrick fell to his knees. " YOU GOTTA HELP ME SPONGEBOB!, I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE!"
spongebob asked him what was wrong and looked unamused, "get over yourself patrick, walk it off"
patrick screamed ow and cryed for 11 minutes and then the camera zoomed into patrick face
it was all bloddy and had no eyes
he turned into patrick.exe
he walked to spongebob house and kuled hum
"hahah no more spongebob hahaha" patrick muttered
he walked over to squidwards house and showed him dead spongebob body
squidward jumped for joy "yay yay yay spongebob is finally gone now i can play my calrnet!"
patrick killed squidward with his exe powers because he didnt want too hear his claranet
patrick then killed mr krabs so he could pay his medical bills and remove his neck pains
i was so scared and i jumped into bed
and my neck pains kicked in and i heard a scream "ow"
i got knife and put it in tv and in my balls so no more children
good ending night! :)
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Patrixx's 2 Inch Journey

Patrixx live in a dimension called "Lol Ur Dead" so he can't travel very far without sending a loveytubby to his mama's adress with an egg sandvich. so he said "U can suck my knicker" with his face and then I died moments after I died and then wax lik fnamamatanaz and it was funny so he laughed so hard that he cracked his fatty layer called 'blubublix glycogen". So PATRIXX invited his friend PATCHWERXX 2 come and play with him and he saided "SURRENDER NOW DIE!!!" (patrixx) lol and they both noticed that a skeleton poped out of his head (that was dead).
So once was a creepy day happen to me when a guy used his dead head to go in him house and i was like "SHUT UP STUPID" and he slipped on a banana peel and he looked like a slightly old lady so i felt sorry for him and then he died. I am a murderer is said and the police said that i would go to the death pemalty for what i did so i ran away and I was safe living with a guy that looked like Patrtixx but didn't. So I lived in Fatty's House and then I found his head on a plate then I died.
ur next
tnd
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Im died
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Shortpasta
Patrixx Office

Hello, I am Ben, or as people call me, Ben Drowned. Me and my friend MARIO were bored, so we started looking for jobs that were hiring creepypastas like us. We found two lucky openings at an office in Suicidemouse, AVI. Me and MARIO decided that we should work there. And thats when my life was changed, forever. (Yes MARIO, I know I'm dead).
We arrived in Suicidemouse, and started looking for the office. We found it on Timstorch lane, and were greeted by a young teenage guy with long, black hair. 
"Hi! I'm Jeff! Jeff T. Killer! Are you the new employees? Me and MARIO said yes."Well, come on in then." he said. While we entered, we saw the accountant, Funnymouth. She looked at us and said, "I LIKE YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE" but she was so freaky looking, I just ignored her. 
We got to the boss's office, and were attacked by Gohma. "Woops, wrong office" Jeff said. He took us to the REAL boss, and we were greeted by a man in only his swim trunks. "HELLO THERE FAITHFUL EMPLOYEES, I'M PATRIXX. WELCOME TO PATRIXX INCORPARATED!" he said. I might tell you what he looks like, but his picture is surrounding this webpage, so.
He took us to our desks, and I decided to pull a little first day prank. MARIO said, "DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE?" "We'll be fine" I said.
And that's when I met the guy next to us.
To be continued
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Patrixx on the box

One time I walked down the streets on I was hngry so I went to jack in the box but it turned out that It wasnt jack in the box it was PATRIXX IN THE BOX. I didnt notice the sign so I kept walking untill I saw the cashier, IT WAS PATRIXX. he said that I wanted a burger and started throwing all the hamburgers he could find at me.
So I started world war hamburger and the whole world was at war with PATRIXX who for some reason had a never ending supply of hamburgers, which caused everyone to be covered in tomato sauce (Ketchoop) and then they left because they had to wash there cheese and granny MAMA said it was getting dirty.
After ten minutes everyone had to wash there cheese so there were no enenmies but me and patrixx and I had to wash the dinosaur so I ran away and never came back because the dinosaur wanted to be washed with ketchup and all PATRIXX IN THE BOX had was ketchoop.
Then I went to mac donalds which had turned nto the crusty crab... AND THE CASHEIR SAID TO PRPARE MY ANUS.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Patrixxx Haiku

__NOTOC__
==== "Patrixxx's Bed Time" by Alice Pretty ====
I seen the Patrixxx,
His face was colored with white,
He was go to sleep.
==== "The Grande Olde Patrixxx" by Alfred, Lord Patrixxx: ====
The Grande Olde Patrixxx,
So grandiose that Patrixxx,
He gonna kill you. 
=== "Patrixxx Jigsaw Puzzle" by Jerrith Johnning: ===
I was play the Jigsaw,
Patrixxx was appeared and dead,
I was a killed man.
==== "Chain Letter Mama's Address" by Joe Affishing: ====
I sent chain letter,
Mama was turned into Patrixxx,
Killed me anyway.
==== "Die Somewhere Cold" by Lex Lolixx ====
Alaskan Patrixxx,
Blast that Evil Patrixxx Man!
He killed me in cold.
==== "Evil Legos" by Skril Eniss ====
Them you must not speak,
The stab your foot at nighttime,
And Patrixxx killed mah.
==== "For Your Head" by Lug of Klugg ====
I ate my own head,
Because Patrixxx was gone to,
Get some ketchup yes.
==== "Hard Drive Parable" by Joe Roory ====
Oh yes the hard drives,
They so important to me!
Patrixxx kills them though... :(
==== "Lunch" by Odezu Makaanz ====
It was time indeed.
Lunch: Cheese, tomato, garlic.
I died, Patrixxx ate... :(
==== "Scariest Story Ever" by Zelmeth Thulling ====
It was time to eat,
People for breakfast with sauce,
Tomato sauce yeah.
==== Patrixxx Appeared by Jul Kullolklitz ====
The Patrixxx appeared
He said unto me, "You're dead!"
Dead I was indeed.
==== Patrixxx gets Disease by Lor Klulix ====
Patrixxs was quite sick,
Doctor said he had disease,
And died, did doctor.
==== Teh Man Said by Jon Rencher ====
Man appeared, man said:
"If you don't surrend chain letter"
You know the drill - DEAD.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Shortpasta