Peppermint Patty.EXE

There is a *s p o o k y* secret about the Trollpasta Discord admin Peppa Patrick. If you are against anything that I'm about to say about her then you're objectively wrong. 😎 For those of you who don't know, if you search "Peppermint Patry.EXE" and then go to images you'll find a McDonald's Charlie Brown... thing that looks like her decapitated head on a piece of wood. This reveals A LOT about her. She is actually dead in real life and Ronald McDonald killed her. If you see the image below at your local McDonald's then immediately run out screaming and call 911.
After a bit of processing what I just saw, I went onto YouTube to help cope with the horrific display. I was recommended a video titled "The Rest of Peppermint Patty". I was confused. I thought she already had died. I clicked on the video and it showed something so disturbing I will never forget it. The entire video was an image of the rest of Peppermint Patty (her body parts excluding her head). Then, after 10 seconds of silence, a voice starts talking. "10 life hacks for murder!" , "Cut off someone's body parts..." The video shows the Troom Troom female narrator going to a McDonald's and then walking into a room in the back. Someone screams after the door closes as what looks like Peppermint Patty's decapitated head flies out of the room. I finally knew what was going on. Peppermint Patty went to McDonald's after a long day of DELETING MY NSFW STORY (I'm not salty, I'm just saying it happens.) And orders... I don't fucking know what she gets from McDonald's, and then Ronald McDonald approaches her. He takes her into the backroom only for the Troom Troom lady to kill her. I knew I had to investigate. I googled the location of the McDonald's where she was murdered and went inside. Before I could get a good look of the place Ronald snook up behind me and hit me with a crowbar. I passed out as he dragged my body into the room. I woke up in a dark room with only one light on ceiling. I looked around the room for anything of value until I found something. It was a picture of Disney World. "Wait a minute" I said out loud. "Disney World has probably something in it that is made out of wood, and you know what else has wood?" "Your ass" an unknown figure says. "No, the picture of Patty's cut off head had wood underneath it!" "Wait, who said that?" I replied, confused about who asked about my ass. "Say goodnight!" The person says. They swing a bat covered in nails but I duck and it misses. I ran outside of the room only for the person to follow me and reveal themself. "Mickey Mouse?" "It's about time you've figured it out! *laugh*" He said. "But why?" "McDonald's is running out of toys to give to bratty kids so we had to kill people to be able to make more!" "But what do you have to do with this?" "Ronald said that he'd let me buy McDonald's itself if I did his bidding." I couldn't let Mickey buy yet another brand. "You will die for this!" I screamed. I pulled out an AK-47 and shot and killed him. I gained 666 EXP and leveled up to level 69. (I also learned "Physic"). To be honest, with a move that good, I'd say going down this rabbit hole was worth it.
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