Esme Ramsey

is a player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Ramsey has previously played for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
==Official League Records==
Ramsey joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with .
During the , the Charleston Shoe Thieves received the increasing Ramsey's overall stars from .
On Season 9, Day X, Ramsey gained the modification after the Shoe Thieves lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.
In the , Ramsey gained the modification from the blessing. Additionally, along with the rest of the Shoe Thieves, Ramsey received , becoming . (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of .)
During the Coffee Cup, Ramsey played for the Americano Water Works as a lineup player.
During the , Ramsey gained the modification via the blessing.
During the , Ramsey's modification was changed into the modification by the Shoe Thieves' will. Additionally, Ramsey gained A Blood Type as a result of the blessing.
During the , Ramsey's Cinnamon was boosted as a result of the blessing.
During the , Ramsey gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
During the November 25, 2022 Fall Ball, Ramsey fell to the Houston Spies.
==Family and History==
At a young age, Esme Ramsey moved to Moab, Utah with adoptive father, Velasquez Meadows. By the time remember, the two of them had moved in with Meadows' boyfriends Sandoval Crossing and Rhys Trombone who quickly became the other two of her three dads. Ramsey grew up in a loving household as an only child until high school, when dads suddenly took in younger brother, Randall Marijuana, after his mysterious arrival. As soon as the initial fascination with the weird kid that came to town alone on a bus died down, Ramsey adjusted quickly to being an older sibling and all that it entailed.
While in school, Ramsey made good friends with Zack Sanders. The two played on the same blaseball team together, spending afternoons throwing rocks at Marijuana's friend Emmett Internet, and evenings eating pizza and watching movies in Ramsey’s room.The Crossing-Trombone-Meadows family has noted that Sanders would spend more time at Ramsey's house than her own. Ramsey was also an avid baker, and after high school off to culinary school to pursue this passion. Ramsey has shared few stories of time at culinary school, but while home for Spring Break first year from a pool of Allegedly, to impress a woman dating at the time. and reportedly witnessed the First Pitch.Or an approximation thereof. There has been no confirmation if there were further side effects.
After finishing culinary school, Ramsey returned to Moab for a short time before feeling inexplicably drawn to join the fledgling Shoe Thieves while family signed up to play for the Moab Sunbeams.
==Blaseball Career==
Ramsey established early as a reliable hitter, going as far as being named the team's MVP in due to consistency and high RBI count. Ramsey plays the little-known defensive position of "longstop", a variant of the more commonly used shortstop that places the player almost entirely in left field. This allows Ramsey to share batting tips and spare blueberry muffins with left-fielder Velazquez Alstott while also being able to see approximately two seconds into the future.
A turbulent for the Shoe Thieves left them looking hopefully to the season's election, paying particularly close attention to the Grappling Hook that was up for grabs, which would be incredibly useful to the team both in and out of the game. At Ramsey's suggestion, the lineup drew straws to determine who would receive the hook if they won the blessing. Ramsey supposedly won the contest, despite calls of "foul play" from all other participants. In the end, the Shoe Thieves did manage to snag the blessing, but new arrival to the team Richardson Games managed to steal it out from under ; an impressive feat when the entire team had theft down to an art. However, this has not stopped Ramsey from referring to the grappling hook as every chance that .
In , the Shoe Thieves had a remarkably successful season ending with an underdog championship win against the powerhouse Baltimore Crabs. The celebration was quickly cut short when Ramsey and the rest of team were pulled into a game against the THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Whether outmatched in skill or simply exhausted from winning the Internet Series, the Shoe Thieves lost the game and the whole team was thrown back to the immaterial plane, beaten, battered, and Cursed.
===An Unwitting Medium===
Just when Ramsey thought the stress of was over after dealing with Flinch, the Shoe Thieves' surprising Internet Series appearance, their near escape from a second showdown with the THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, and front row seat to Day X, the left Haunted. The whole team was shocked when Day 1 of , deceased Shoe Thief Atlas Jonbois inhabited Ramsey for a chance to step up to the plate once again. Jonbois apparently had so much fun with it that they came back again on Day 5 — the first player from the Hall of Flame to haunt twice. 
Ramsey adjusted remarkably well to being haunted, possibly in part due to the guidance of psychopomp dad, whom a long private conversation with following their first haunting on Day 46. For eight seasons Ramsey remained haunted, being inhabited over 1,000 times, before an unexpectedly having ghosts traded for Flippers during the . only comments after the reform were noting that "it's very quiet" and that "think of a few different uses for these flippers."
==Personal Life==
Upon first moving to Charleston, Ramsey was surprised to discover that Forrest Bookbaby, a fellow Moab resident who was several years senior, had also joined the team. Bookbaby had been one of babysitters when younger and had even tutored in algebra, so it wasn't surprising to learn that he had been signed up to be the Shoe Thieves' accountant. Despite all of this, they didn't talk much about their shared childhood and several teammates were unaware that they even knew each other prior to joining the ILB. Most only learned of this after Bookbaby was transferred to the Philly Pies.
Ramsey became fast friends with Morrow Doyle and Workman Gloom, being similar in age and all sharing a legitimate fondness for blaseball. The three were quite the unit, frequently found planning heists over a plate of Ramsey’s famous snickerdoodles, at the batting cages, or requisitioning the clubhouse TV to watch Jeoplardy and Wheel of Flortune together.
After Gloom feedbacked to the Canada Moist Talkers in , Ramsey took over primary care of their dog, Beasley GloomWith the help of new teammate Joe Voorhees. until he was subsequently traded to the Talkers as well in . While in Ramsey’s care, him for lots of walks, and made sure he knew he was a very good boy.
Ramsey plays jazz stand-up bass and sings in the Esme Ramsey Quartet which with some of fellow Shoe Thieves — a passtime likely inspired by growing up with a dad that had a strong appreciation for jazz, and occasional performances with school's jazz band as a vocalist. Original members of the quartet included Joe Voorhees (piano), Gunther O'Brian (drums), and Antonio Wallace (ribcage xylophone). Over the years as players have left the team, the Quartet membership has changed, but Ramsey and Voorhees have always been constants. 
When not partaking in blaseball-related activities, Ramsey divides her time between apartment in Charleston and back home in Hellmouth visiting dad. often be found in the kitchen, working way through a stack of recipe cards from the league's fellow bakers or 
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<option>deep diving in the waters of Sunken Charleston for antique diving boots.</option>
<option>writing poetry.A hobby Ramsey vehemently denies having.</option>
<option>listening to her collection of jazz on vinyl.Inherited from Trombone after their incineration.</option>
<option>meticulously managing households in The Silms.</option>
<option>maintaining aquarium full of baby bamboo shrimplets.</option>
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===Quotes===
*On cooking tips: "It's easier to fit the ball in your mouth if you cut it in half first." Also: "I learned this technique in culinary school. It's called 'digestion'."
*On fashion: "Why are you speaking to me?"
*On preferred pronouns: "Who gave you permission to refer to me at all?"
*On Blaseball: Look, I've seen the beginning and end of everything, I've stared directly into the blinding visage of the being that threw the First Pitch, I've seen the entirety of time and space laid out before me like a cheap hotel continental breakfast buffet. And you know what? Last game I struck out twice, my team has a losing record, and one of our best players just transferred to the Wet Faces or whatever. None of it matters. We're all gonna die. You either eat [expletive deleted] or play ball. I'm gonna play ball.
==Fan Works==
File:Grr ramsey.png|Esme Ramseyby Discord user grr
File:120EsmeRamsey.png|Mini-Blaseballerby @HetreaSky
File:Esme Bat.jpg|Tlopps cardby 
File:Home 4 the holidays.jpg|alt=A drawing of Sandoval Crossing of the Hellmouth Sunbeams and Esme Ramsey of the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Sandy is a person with tan skin, fluffy white hair and beard, one brown eye, and one eye with sunlight in it. Sandy is dressed in a crossing guard vest. Esme is a person with medium brown skin, dark brown afro-textured hair, and dark brown eyes. Esme is wearing a blue hoodie with shoelace drawstrings and three silver earrings in her left ear. Esme is leaning on Sandy who has their arm around her. They are sitting on a yellow couch looking at a picture book of Esme when she was little. Around them is are items representing past and present teammates: a radio and blue and white lamp, a bookshelf with a pink book series, a silver sign that says "Romayne's Romayne", a shield made to look like a stop sign, a picture of Randall Marijuana, a red demon boy with green hair, and Emmett Internet, a person with a computer screen head with a blue screen and digital face, in their blue Hall Stars uniforms, and a picture of the Season 11 Hellmouth Sunbeams championship roster with a plaque above that labels it.|Ramsey & Sandoval Crossingby @_iznj
File:Esme ramsey goblin.png|by @glassgoblin
File:Ooh she cookin 👩🏾‍🍳.jpg|alt=A drawing of Esme Ramsey. Esme has medium-dark skin and a large dark brown afro. She is wearing a dark blue apron with a blue and gold sun and moon design respectively, oven mitts, and not matching dangling earrings, one is the word \"jazz\" in bright pink, capital letters and the other is a gold saxophone. She is holding a tray of cookies. The background is plain blue.|by @_iznj
File:The color people like god or the color people like crayola?.png|alt=A digital drawing of Esme Ramsey. They are a Black woman squatting and leaning against a yellow bat and holding a pair of yellow shoes by their strings. She is wearing a green, yellow and blue pinstripe jersey and dark green pants. She has long, dark and curly brown hair and gold ram horns.|by Jace
File:Jessme.png|Esme and Jessica Telephoneby 
File:Kaylee rowena - haunted house esme.png|Haunted Esme by 
==References==
Category:Original Players
Category:Americano Water Works