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Seattle Garages/Former Players

===Trades===
*Luis Acevedo (traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Oliver Notarobot, )
*Greer Gwiffin (traded to the Hawai'i Fridays for Nagomi Mcdaniel, )
*Nagomi Mcdaniel (taken by the Boston Flowers' Shadows for Alaynabella Hollywood, )
*Pitching Machine (taken by the Ohio Worms for Mindy Kugel, )
*Paula Turnip (taken by the Hades Tigers for Carmelo Plums, )
*Goodwin Morin (taken by the Tokyo Lift for Lotus Mango, )
*Chorby Soul (taken by the New York Millennials for Penelope Mathews, )
*Lenny Marijuana (taken by the Hades Tigers for Hiroto Wilcox, )
*Carmelo Plums (traded to the Canada Moist Talkers for York Silk, )
*Hiroto Wilcox (taken by the Hades Tigers for Lenny Marijuana, )
*Howell Franklin (taken by the Hellmouth Sunbeams for Brisket Friendo, )
*Quack Enjoyable (traded to the Hellmouth Sunbeams for Avila Guzman, )
*Terrell Bradley (traded to the Charleston Shoe Thieves for Oliver Loofah, )
*Fairwood Patchwork (traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Michelle Sportsman, )
*Lotus Mango (taken by the Philly Pies, ; no replacement)
*Nolanestophia Patterson (taken by the LA Unlimited Tacos, ; no replacement)
===Incinerations===
*Jaylen Hotdogfingers (; replaced by Derrick Krueger)
*Bennett Browning (, Day 4; replaced by Tiana Cash)
*Tiana Cash (, Day 47; replaced by Greer Gwiffin)
*Shaquille Torres (, Day 74; replaced by Cedric Spliff)
*Derrick Krueger (, Day 80; replaced by Henry Marshallow)
*Ron Monstera (; replaced by Durham Spaceman)
*Sparks Beans (, Day 104; replaced by Lenjamin Zhuge)
*Tot Clark (, Day 6; replaced by Marion Shriffle)
===Feedback Swaps===
*Avila Guzman (, Day 36; replaced by Farrell Seagull)
*Lang Richardson (, Day 21; replaced by Nolanestophia Patterson)
*Cedric Spliff (Season 8, Day 42; replaced by Quack Enjoyable)
*Allison Abbott (Season 8, Day 56; replaced by Paula Mason)
*Paula Mason (Season 8, Day 71; replaced by Paula Turnip)
*Farrell Seagull (Season 8, Day 102; replaced by Summers Pony)
*Jaylen Hotdogfingers (, Day 7; replaced by Betsy Trombone)
*Henry Marshallow (; replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers)
*Jaylen Hotdogfingers (, Day 53; replaced by Ortiz Morse)
*Mindy Kugel (, Day 64; replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers)
*Oliver Loofah (, Day 32; replaced by Howell Franklin)
*Jaylen Hotdogfingers (, Day 15; replaced by Fitzgerald Wanderlust)
*Avila Guzman (, Day 91; replaced by Aldon Cashmoney IV)
=== Preserved in the Vault ===
*York Silk ()
===Faded to Dust===
*Aldon Cashmoney IV ()
*Liquid Friend VI ()
*Uncle Plasma VI ()
===Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists===
*Lori Boston (, Day 95, stolen by The Cookout )
*Lenny Marijuana (, Day 30, stolen by The Cookout )
===Redactions===
*Oliver Mueller (, Day 20)
*Mike Townsend (, Day 21)
Category:Seattle Garages
Seattle Garages/Gamma 1

The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 1 Internet League Blaseball team in the Evil Division of the Solid League. They have been a part of Gamma 1 since Season 1 and won the Internet Series in Season 2. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 1, their status is unknown.
==Roster==
This Table is not automated.
==Player History==
Date 	Removed 	Removed	Added 	Added	Cause 	Cause
01 81 	Jayden Phlegm 	 	Kevin Sclemmer 	 	Night Shift 	
01 89 	Kale Welles 	 	Isaiah Willits 	 	Night Shift 	
02 71 	Lefty Marama 	 	Lawyer Candelabra	 	Incineration 	
02 120	- 	 	Buster Valencia 	 	Postseason Birth 	
02 EL 	Merry Exit 	 	- 	 	Will 	Charge
0? ???	- 	 	Jot Melcon 	 	Postseason Birth?	
0? ?? 	Augustus Grade	 	- 	 	???? 	
==Season Results==
Season	Finish	Finish 	Finish 	Wins	Record	Postseason 	Season Summary
Season	League	Conference	Division	Wins	Record	Postseason 	Season Summary
1 	10th 	5th 	3rd 	54 	54-66 	Entered Party Time on Day 111 	Complete Summary
2 	5th 	3rd 	1st 	69 	69-51 	Division Series:Defeated New York Millenials 3-0Conference Championships: Defeated Miami Dale 3-1Internet Series:Defeated Atlantis Georgias 3-1	Complete Summary
==Election Results==
===Season 1===
====Amplification====
*More Fingers passed with 129 Votes, 77% of all Decree Votes
**The Garages were boosted.
***Pitching 
**Lisa Myers was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Craig Romero was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Kevin Schlemmer was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Jade Mesa was boosted.
***Pitching 
**Lefty Marama was boosted.
***Pitching 
====Distortion====
*Gunblade Bat blessed the Seattle Garages.
**Jade Mesa gained Gunblade Bat.
*** Gunblade Bat
**The Garages had 32% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.607 votes were cast.
===Season 2===
====Charge====
*The Garages Discharged Merry Exit.
** Merry Exit
*MERRY EXIT BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
**
*Charge - 100% of all Garages Will VotesThis Filing - 44% of Garages Charge VotesFinal Odds - 44% chance of happening.
==Team Overview==
The Seattle Garages are a combination punk rock band and blaseball team based in Seattle, Washington. Their home stadium is Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, a giant shadowy repurposed airplane hangar. When the band is not playing blaseball, they are playing shows. Often they're doing both at once. The Garages are beloved by fans both locally in the Pacific Northwest and across the world. 
The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.
Category:Teams
Category:Seattle Garages
Category:Gamma 1
Seattle Garages/Gamma 2

The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 2 Internet League Blaseball team in the Evil Division of the Solid League. They have been a part of Gamma 2 since Season 1 and won the Internet Series in Season 2. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 2, their status is unknown.
==Roster==
This Table is not automated.
==Player History==
Date 	Removed 	Removed	Added 	Added	Cause 	Cause
01 99	- 	 	Layla Pork 	 	Postseason Birth	
02 99	- 	 	George Lanyard	 	Postseason Birth	
02 EL	Malin Jolly	 	- 	 	Will 	Charge
==Season Results==
Season	Finish	Finish 	Finish 	Wins	Record	Postseason 	Season Summary
Season	League	Conference	Division	Wins	Record	Postseason 	Season Summary
1 	1st 	1st 	1st 	63 	63-36 	Division Series:Defeated Philly Pies 2-0Conference Championships: Defeated by Chicago Firefighters 1-3 	Complete Summary
2 	3rd 	3rd 	1st 	61 	61-38 	Division Series:Defeated Ohio Worms 2-0Conference Championships: Defeated Chicago Firefighters 3-1Internet Series:Defeated Canada Moist Talkers 3-1	Complete Summary
==Team Overview==
The Seattle Garages are ILB Champions. Since their assembly by team captain Lincoln Blortles, the team has been wildly successful, earning the most wins of any team in the inaugural season of the ILB and taking home a well deserved trophy in Season 2. In addition to their efforts on the field, the Garages are also a successful folkpunk band. The Band plays out of Seattle, a small rural city located in the Duwamish Valley and surrounded by acres of farmland, including Farms of the Greater Seattle Area#Honeycrisp Orchard. Recently, a large corporation headed by Homespun Eric has been attempting to commercialize the surrounding area, buying up land and opening Farms of the Greater Seattle Area#Arrow Acres Berry Farm And Amusement Park, which is, according to Garages pitcher Miria Senior, "A rather gauche tourist trap 'inspired' by the area." Community efforts are ongoing to prevent the further spread of this new corporation. 
The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility. The Big Garage, as it is also known, was formerly an airplane hanger, but was reclaimed by the team after it was abandoned due to the premature collapse of Bloeing, an unsuccessful aerospace company.
The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.
Category:Teams
Category:Seattle Garages
Category:Gamma 2
Seattle Garages/Gamma 3

The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 3 Internet League Blaseball team in the Molten Division of the Sky League. They have been a part of Gamma 3 since Season 1. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 3, their status is unknown.
==Roster==
This Table is not automated.
==Player History==
Date 	Removed 	Removed	Added	Added	Added	Cause	Cause
01 EL	Mugs Ghost	 	- 	 	 	Will 	Charge
==Season Results==
Season	Finish	Finish 	Finish 	Wins	Record	Postseason 	Charged 	Season Summary
Season	League	Conference	Division	Wins	Record	Postseason 	Charged 	Season Summary
1 	2nd 	2nd 	1st 	63 	63-36 	Division Series:Defeated Dallas Steaks 2-0Conference Championships: Defeated by Canada Moist Talkers 2-3	Mugs Ghost	Complete Summary
==Team Overview==
The Seattle Garages are traveling the Immaterial Plane on a train which never stops for long. In 20XX, Mt Rainier violently erupted, destroying Seattle and most of the Pacific Northwest and triggering a volcanic winter. In a desperate attempt to save as much of Seattle and its residents as it could, The Big Garage transformed itself into an impossibly long train, absorbing and incorporating Seattle's architecture to do so. Now, the remains of Seattle ride the rails, wandering the frozen world with only a train to call home.
Blaseball can never stop, so the Garages play despite the apocalypse. Their home games take place on the train itself, or in adjacent fields. The games are a welcome distraction from the work needed to keep the train going, and the Band has gotten pretty good at them. 
The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.
==Fan Works==
===Music===
The Seattle Garages (Gamma 3) are the focus of the following songs:
*ALLERGENS by seb, mixing and solo by rain
*phantom signals by Vigilant Baker
Category:Teams
Category:Seattle Garages
Category:Gamma 3
Seattle Garages/Gamma 4

The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 4 Internet League Blaseball team in the Dirge Division of the Downtempo Conference. They have been a part of Gamma 4 since Season 1. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 4, their status is unknown.
==Roster==
This Table is not automated.
==Player History==
Date 	Removed 	Removed	Added 	Added	Added	Cause 	Cause
01 75 	Bianca Siphonophore	 	Juan Mercado	 	 	Feedback 	
01 137	Ryan Bluff* 	 	Cravel Larue	 	 	Incineration	
01 175	Clara Knapp 	 	Damian Wrong	 	 	Feedback 	
01 EL 	Dimi Wobbler 	 	- 	 	 	Will 	Charge
01 EL 	Dimi Wobbler 	 	- 	 	 	Will 	Charge
01 EL 	Dimi Wobbler 	 	- 	 	 	Will 	Charge
*Ryan Bluff remained on the roster until the end of Day 147, despite being deceased.
==Season Results==
Season	Finish	Finish 	Finish 	Wins	Record	Postseason 	Charged 	Season Summary
Season	League	Conference	Division	Wins	Record	Postseason 	Charged 	Season Summary
1 	23rd 	12th 	6th 	61 	61-101	Entered Party Time on Day 113 (Midseason Fiesta) and Day 189	Dimi Wobbler	Complete Summary
==Team Overview==
The Seattle Garages, formerly of Earth, have gone intergalactic. They operate out of the Luis Acevedo Memorial Climate Pledge Astrobiological Research Facility and Psychoacoustic Spaceport, referred to affectionately as The Station, a large spaceship modeled after the observation deck of the Space Needle. The Garages are the operators of KGAR, a pirate radio station which broadcasts Garages' blaseball games, radio shows hosted by members of the band, and even live sets. To cover up their technically illegal broadcasting activities, the band masquerades as an astrobiology research station run by Dr. Ilhan Snowfall, PhD. and specializing in the study of the Interstellar Blanket Octopus, a rare and highly evolved cousin of the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus.
The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, also known as the Big Garage, which is located on the upper level of the Station. Fans of the team describe them as "generally okay at blaseball" and "amateurs, but like good ones, ya know?" and generally agree that the team could use better pitching. A representative of the team responded to these criticisms with the following statement.
████ that. Who said we were playing blaseball to win anyway?
The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.
Category:Teams
Category:Seattle Garages
Category:Gamma 4
Seattle Garages/Season 1

In Season 1, the Seattle Garages finished fourth in the Evil Conference and seventh in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason and were seeded 4th. The team lost 1-3 to the number one seeded Mexico City Wild Wings in the division series. In the Season 1 Election, The Garages were blessed with Guess Whose Thwack, which boosted their each member of their Lineup's Thwack by one Star.
==Starting Roster==
==Season==
===Roster Changes and Notable Games===
*On Day 1, hitter Mindy Rahman became the first player to score in the Coronation Era with a leadoff homerun at the top of the first Inning. 
*On Day 3, Jasper Destiny crashed onto the field during a game versus the Worms.
**Destiny was Buried at the end of the Garages' Lineup.
*On Day 5, Theodore Honeywell crashed onto the field during a game versus the Fridays.
**Honeywell was Buried at the end of the Fridays' Lineup.
*On Day 19, Rigby Friedrich crashed onto the field during a game versus the Moist Talkers.
**Friedrich was Buried at the end of the Garages' Lineup.
*On Day 67, Chandra Blortles crashed onto the field during a game versus the Lovers.
**Blortles was Buried at the end of the Garages' Lineup.
===Postseason===
*On Day 92, the Seattle Garages began a postseason series against the Mexico City Wild Wings.
**Mindy Rahman scored the first run of the postseason with a leadoff homerun.
==Election Outcomes==
===Blessings===
*Guess Whose Thwack
**The Seattle Garages' Lineup gains 1 Star of Thwack.
**Won with 11.046309370331716%
==Season Overview==
===NEW Seattle Garages===
It's a NEW universe, a NEWly fallen team, and a NEW season of Blaseball. After the events of Fall Ball, the Band looks a little different, that won't stop them from rocking hard. The Garages' NEW Season 1 debut featured the triumphant return of Henry Marshallow, the talents of longtime vets Rivers Clembons and Baby Triumphant, and the introduction of new favorites including Jesús Rodriguez and Deion Gamage. The Garages also returned to their roots, rejoining the Chaotic Evil division. Despite a stacked division, the Band put on a good showing thanks to their well optimized lineup (featuring the talents of Mindy Rahman and Josephine Aster) and mostly satisfactory pitching led by Brisket Friendo with no thanks to Timmy Vine. The Garages just barely clinched a Postseason Seed over longtime friends the Yellowstone Magic but fell short against the powerhouse Mexico City Wild Wings. They bowed out of the bracket with a 1-3 record.
===A Horrible Mistake We Will Make Again and Again===
In the Season 1 Election, history repeated as the Forbidden Book was once again opened. The Band escaped immediate consequences, but the threat of Solar Eclipse(s) now looms. On a happier note, the Band gained extra Thwack thanks to the Guess Whose Thwack blessing, raising prospects of more positive contact in the future.
Category:Seattle Garages
Category:Season 1
Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies

The Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies, also known as the Lil' Roadies, are a group of children living inside the Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, who have created their own, younger, anarcho-syndicalist collective in name alone. They took over the kids seating section of the garage when Greer Gwiffin and Cedric Spliff's children attempted to radicalize them all.
The lil' garages definition of anarchy is heavily skewed due to their young age. Their manifesto (written in crayon on the back of kids menus from the food stand) includes the following list of 'mantras' they abide by:
*Dumping out the toy box
*Having no bedtimes
*Eating cheese out of the fridge after everyone else is asleep
*Surfing the internet without parental guidance
*etc
This list, however, is constantly growing and evolving, so it isn't known if this list is complete.
The Lil' Roadies section in the stands persists, with the 2-5 and 2-5 adjacent (for non-human children) section titled, "King Toddlers" in reference to Tot "King Tot" Clark.
The older band mates have noted that the Lil' Roadies play a mean game of clalvinball.
They have, inexplicably, claimed batter Oliver Mueller as their "most favoritist player".
Category:Seattle Garages
Seattle Gum Wall

The Seattle Gum Wall is a historic landmark located in Post Alley under Pike Place Market in Seattle, and serves as a protective barrier around a portal to Dark Seattle. The wall is a famous example of disgusting[NPOV] art. Both sides of the alley are covered in chewed gum that tourists and locals alike have stuck to the wall. The gum has been in many mouths, some pieces multiple times, and is not safe to eat.
The Gum Wall was destroyed some time between Seasons 4 and 8 of Blaseball by Farrell Seagull, a mural artist and art criminal who played for the Seattle Garages. She later reported that after scraping gum away and demolishing bricks with a sledgehammer, she encountered an inky veil beneath them that she then proceeded to venture through with no hesitation, as any human would. This marked the first documented incident of an individual entering the Mirror Dimension[Which?] containing Dark Seattle. 
Despite its destruction, the Gum Wall will reassemble every day after it has been destroyed, including covering itself in gum from unknown sources. One observer gave an account of a time that they had gone to the gum wall to add some gum themselves as a tribute to Farrell Seagull (who they insisted would love to see what they had done). The observer reported that they were in time to watch the wall reassemble and, as it did, the gum that they were chewing was sucked from their mouth and slathered on to the wall.
Malik Destiny was previously banned from approaching the Gum Wall, however this ban was lifted in an attempt to further damage the wall and bring an end to its existence.
Category:Seattle Garages
Category:Community-Made Places
Category:Affronts to Humanity
Sebastian Diaz

was a rotation player for the Hawai'i Fridays, and was on the team during Season A of Ultra League Blaseball.
== Official League Records ==
===Prehistory===
Diaz was revealed after the site event prior to Season 20 from The Monitor, when the Season A and Postseason A books were revealed.
Diaz appears in the Season A volume in the Library, listing Season A's statistical leaders and MVPs as originally named after Day 162. Diaz had the league's fifth highest number of pitching wins with 25.
Diaz was incinerated at an unknown point, and it is currently unknown who replaced them.
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Category:Incinerated Players
Sebastian Owens

was a player in the rotation for the Yellowstone Magic, and competed in Gamma 1.
==Official League Records==
Owens was first seen as a player in the rotation for the Yellowstone Magic after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 1.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Owens’s defense stat increased as a result of the More Eyes amplification, resulting in a defense stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Yellowstone Magic Short Circuits Players
Category: Gamma 1
Sebastian Sunshine

Sebastian Sunshine was a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays and was with the team from . Sunshine was incinerated on , Day 76, and replaced by Juice Collins.
==Official League Records==
Both Sunshine and fellow Fridays teammate Hendricks Rangel were incinerated in the same game. The Fridays rallied and despite their losses defeated the Los Angeles Tacos 5-3.
During the events of , Day X, Sunshine was raised to join The Hall Stars. Following The Hall Stars' victory over THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, Sunshine was Released from Internet League Blaseball.
==History==
===Background===
Sebastian is a being of pure light and shifting colors. Gazing upon them brings a sense of tranquility to the observer and Sebastian has jokingly been referred to as the team's therapist. They do not speak in the traditional sense but each individual interprets the soothing sounds that they mysteriously emit differently from one another.
===Incineration===
A rogue umpire incinerated the mortal shell of Sebastian's teammate Hendricks Rangel. The umpire was unaware that Rangel's human form was merely the host for a greater demon, whose unlimited power and rage was suppressed by the peaceful island Vibes of the Fridays. Knowing that the release of Rangel's energy would result in an explosion large enough to devastate the entire Sovereign Nation of Hawai'i, Sebastian acted quickly, absorbing the force of the blast into their own limitless light form before dissipating peacefully, saving the lives of the remaining Fridays and Tacos players and the fans in attendance. Lacking a coherent physical form, Sebastian is no longer able to play blaseball, but they remain in Hawai'i to this day, shining down on the Fridays and all their fans. Incineration is the only way out.
==Fan Works==
===Videos===
*The Hall Stars by Olive
===Art===
File:OurPrismaticPrince.png|Season 2 Tlopps card.
File:Sebastiansunshineseason3.png|Season 3 card.
File:151SebastianSunshine.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Sebastian Sunshine.jpg|Art by @william7th
File:I LOVE SEB SUNSHINE.png|Design by @mvshroom.samba
Category:Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Resurrected Players
Category:Lineup Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Category:Original Players
Sebastian Townsend

was a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 40.
== Official League Records ==
Townsend joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with .
On , Day 40, Townsend was incinerated and replaced by Atlas Jonbois.
Townsend exactly resembled Skeletor, the villain of the Masters of the Universe cartoon and toy line. This is irrelevant, and no further inquiries into Townsend's relationship to Skeletor should be raised.
Townsend was known for their distinctive style of batting with their own forehead instead of a bat, resulting in a lower than average number of hits. According to Townsend, the materials used in most batting equipment caused a severe allergic reaction in one or more of their skins, which led to the formation of their batting technique.
Townsend specialized in stealing clogs. 
Townsend was reported to have been incinerated by a rogue umpire in mid-Season 3. Blaseball Commissioner's announcement of Sebastian Townsend's passing There is speculation that Townsend's incineration was staged or a hoax, with Townsend taking on the identity of Sebastian Woodman. Speculation from fans about Sebastian Woodman This rumor has been dispelled by Blaseball historians and Shoe Thieves fans. Townsend was replaced by newcomer Atlas Jonbois, who was themself incinerated by a rogue umpire three days later. 
==Fan Works==
File:Seb townsend miniblaseball.png|Miniblaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:SEBASTIAN_TOWNSEND_EPIC_THEYTHEMCLE.jpg|by dasy
Category:Original Players
Category:Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Former Charleston Shoe Thieves Players