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Devil Worm

I used to live just outside of Evergreen, Colorado. That is, until one night I decided to go camping with one of my friends in Rocky Mountain National Park. By the time we arrived, it was around 4:00 in the afternoon, so we set up our tent in the campground and waited until around 6:00 pm. Then we started to hear a sound that sounded much like the sound you get when you're near a nether portal in Minecraft, which is weird, because nothing in nature makes that kind of sound. We went to investigate.
Then my friend told me to stop because he had heard something rustling in the bushes near us. It turned out to be a couple of blue jays, so we moved on in hopes of finding the source of noise. After walking into the forest for about 30 minutes we came across an old ruin that was about 40 feet long and had a couple of rooms that still looked intact. It obviously dated back to before the creation of the park.
This old ruin of a house was where the noise was coming from, and by this point it was somewhat overpowering. As we walked into the house, we noticed something on the wall in the back. It was covered in black with a red and white center where as the rest of the ruin was old brick. Then as we walked over to the wall we felt ourselves being sucked into it, but as we got within five feet of it the force that was pulling us in was reversed throwing us away from the wall and a primeval feeling of dread came over me because as I was watching something begin to come out of the wall.
The creature at first didn't have any particular form; it was just a blob of amorphous substance that was wriggling and twitching on the floor. Then as one of its eyes spotted us, it began changing form, all the while giving off a horrible howl that permeated every inch of my body. Within a couple of minutes it was done changing form. It had become a giant worm-like creature, with giant eyes and teeth the size of my forearm. I told my friend to book it, but he was stiff with fear, so I got up and started to drag him, trying to get away before the creature noticed us again; but, my not having much arm strength didn't help my cause.
The creature noticed me as I was leaving the room and started to thrash its way towards me, crashing into the walls leaving dents as it got closer. A primeval instinct to protect myself over my friend got the better of me, and I ran for it. I had to hear the writhing screams of pain and terror as the creature brutally tore apart my friend, leaving only a bloody smear on the ground where he had been. I ran as fast I could, away from that cursed hell hole only to hear that creature's demented roar coming from with 30 feet of me. Then out of breath and energy I blacked out.
I then woke up in the hospital wondering how I got there. I noticed that several police men were stationed outside my room and when one of them saw that I was awake he came in and told to me that I was being charged with the homicide of my friend.
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Dexter's Accident

2003, I will never forget 2003. It was the first day of first grade. My teacher was crazy. When I say crazy, I mean the year after I was in her class her daughters were taken away from her, and she was fired from her job. Well it was my first day, and I was pumped. I was really excited to get home from school, because there was a new episode of my favorite show Dexter's Lab on tonight.
After all day in school I got home, and begged my mom to turn it on. I felt stupid after this, because it didn't come on until 7. So I said I could wait. Finally, 7 arrived, and I sat down in front of the TV with my dad. He asked me what I wanted to watch, and I told him Dexter's lab. He said I'd have to watch alone, because he had to get up at 3 to go to work. I said ok, and he left.
When it started I was so excited I didn't notice that the color was off, and the sound was quieter. The frame came up that said the name of the episode, Dexter's Accident. The picture was Dexter on his knee's in front of a grave with flowers on it. The grave didn't have anyone's name on it. This is where I got even more excited, because nobody ever dies on Dexter's Lab. It made me feel more like an adult.
The episode got started with Dexter sitting on his bed with tears in his eyes. Dee Dee came in, and said, "Hi Dexter" in her annoying voice. Dexter didn't reply. She looked at him, and asked what was wrong. Dexter lifted his head, and said:
"He had accidentally killed monkey in an experiment."
And now he had nothing to test it on. Dee Dee said she would do it. Dexter looked at her, and said, "It's no danger Dee Dee..."
He stopped himself, and said to himself "unless it works on humans, better than monkeys". He said ok, and took her to the machine in his lab. He hooked her up to the machine, and all she did was say "it tickled". Dexter started up the machine, and Dee Dee started to fall asleep. Dexter said, "Yes everything is working". It went silent for about 3 minutes, and then just like that Dee Dee woke up screaming at the top of her lungs. Dexter tried to calm her down, he stopped the machine, and asked what happened.
She was still screaming, but she said her bones were melting. Dexter was crying, and didn't know what to do. He just sat there, and watched Dee Dee screaming in pain until she just stopped. Dexter went downstairs crying, and told his parents "Dee Dee was dead". His dad ran upstairs and screamed. He never came back down. Everything paused for about 2 minutes, and then you hear a gunshot. Mom started screaming, and Dexter ran outside yelling for help.
Then you hear another gunshot, and moms screams stop. Dexter starts running down the road, and goes head on with a truck. A guy gets out of the truck. He looks at the camera, and says in a joking way, "Guess this truly is the end."
I will try to find pictures for this episode. I will post them.
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Dexter's Lab: Scare Tactics (Original)

You all know about the episode of Dexter's lab called "Scare Tactics". Well the version that aired on Cartoon Network is not the orginal.
I saw the origanl when it aird by accident.
It began whith Dexter his mom and dad sitting on the couch with stuffing everywhere, Dad said "Oh why did this happen to Hony and evreyone else." Dexter said "It was all my fault." Just then Dee Dee invaded the house but as Ristar. Dad said "Oh No! Run!" Dad Mom and Dexter rain from them into the basment but there was ristar down here. AND THEN THEY FREAKED OUT!
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Dexter's Secret

I'm very sad with my life. It's because I want a COOKIE.
I try to get together on girls on MySpace, but it always ended up to THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES, I want a girlfriend, I want a girlfriend, I want a girlfriend, girlfriend, YUP, YUP, ARE YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME?! Get away from me, freak, YOU ARE A STUPID GIRL. GET OUT, freak, I already have A SECRET. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. WORMS AND PLASTIC MINNOWS. A BLOCK OF CHEESE. DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET DEXTER'S SECRET...
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Diamonds.avi

==November 20th, 2009==
I was browsing the Internet for some funny videos when suddenly, I found a file called Diamonds.avi on a website that has since been taken down. Being curious, I decided to download it and open it, discovering it was ten minutes and four seconds long.
It started off with a mysterious, unknown person talking about diamonds and how he can get his hands on them. This is repeated for four minutes until the video bursts into static and something quickly flashed on the screen. I didn't get to see what it was that flashed so quickly so I decided to rewind it, what I found was an image of a young boy with no eyes and completely eviscerated: his organs were laid out everywhere, his flesh was torn to pieces, and his shirt was soaked in his own blood.
There was also a piece of text in the image saying "700|< b4(|<" or "LOOK BACK" for those of you reading this who are not as well-versed in leetspeek as I am.
I continued watching the video. After the static subsided, the same, strange man from the beginning of the video had a creepy grin spreading across his face, despite being in the same eviscerated state the young boy was: no eyes, his flesh half-eaten away, organs torn into pieces and that damned phrase popped out, this time, painted in blood. The video then closed by itself.
I rewound it back to a scene that will haunt me forever: the same man from the video, laughing demonically. He took the young boy's corpse with him, the corpse was the same as the image from the first flash, yet this time the corpse was headless. After rewinding and pausing the video at the scene with the young boy, I noticed the boy looked exactly like my little brother.
How could a ten minute video be that gory? I tried to delete the video but I kept getting an error message saying the same phrase; "LOOK BACK". When I did, I saw the creepy man from the video holding what appeared to be a hatchet, which prompted me to grab my laptop and ran straight out the front door of my house, narrowly escaping the psychopath's clutches.
I am writing this from a motel as we speak, praying to God that the man doesn't find me, because I know if that man finds me again, it's over. I will suffer the same fate as my little brother. This will be my last post if this man comes to the motel, so I offer this piece of advice to you: if you stumble across Diamonds.avi, don't download it. Otherwise, you will suffer the same fate as me.
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Diarrhea Demon

My name is Jim. I'm a normal man. Normal job, normal house, normal car, normal genitalia. One day however, I wasn't so normal. In fact, quite constipated.
I had it for like a day now and i wanted to just poop. i could have just bought some laxatives, but i was planning to buy a full body rubber suit later that week so i couldnt'.
i asked the workers if hey had any any free laxaives but 'twas not the case. i went outside of the pharmacy and sighed. but from the corner of my eye, i could see a shady figure standing there. waiting for me to come over.
i approached him. he had blue scaly skin, and a black jacket and a pointed nose.
"do you need anything?" he asked.
"some laxatives." i responded. 
He chuckled and pulled a pill botle from his jacket.
"for free?" i asked
"sure." he responded.
"wow! thanks a bunch!"
i drove home with my loot. as i was doing so, i saw the man laughing very hard. i was kinda suspicious. he may have looked non-human and ghetto as hell, but he gave me free laxatives. wouldn't you trust a guy who gives you free laxatives? yeah, i thought so.
when i got home i took the stuff as the man perscriped, and almost instantly i felt my but rumbling. i ran to the bathroom and took one HELL of a shit. i flushed the tiolet afterwards, but the poop didnt go down. this confused me so i took a closer look. i was scared when i saw my poop had a face and horns. 
the poop tried to kill me but i called 911 and said "HELP HELP HELP MY POOP IS TRYING TO MURDER ME"
they came quickly and killed the poop for me, but to this day i am scared to poop. to this day i havent pooped in 13 years. the doctors told my i beter poop soon or i might explode, but i just cant take the risk of bringing another monster like that into the world.
oh, i guess im gonna explode now.
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Diary of a Farting Minecraft Creeper - Google Review

This book is truly the pinnacle of human literary genius. The metaphysical and intellectual aspects of this book will make you laugh, cry, and ponder the most important questions of life and death itself. This masterpiece truly delineates our generation as the apotheosis of human philosophical thought. Indeed, Diary of a Farting Creeper will be seen among the legends of literature, and the name of Wimpy Fart will certainly be one day included among Tolstoy, Twain, and the defining thinkers of our time.
In particular, Mr. Fart's grammatical genius may seem broken and misspelled to the average viewer, but to a sophisticated Redditor (Wholesome 100) such as myself, it is clear that his writing style will be revolutionary and marks an evolution within the English language similar to Shakespeare's writing during the Elizabethan era. I was born with a book in my grasp, and I can say without a shred of doubt that Diary of a Farting Creeper is the single most revolutionary novel I have ever laid my eyes upon during my 69 (nice) years of experience reviewing novels.
To this very day, I lay flabbergasted that a human mind was able to conceptualize such a stunning piece of literature. I recommend this book to each and every person on this planet we reside upon and believe it should be mandated reading among the members of the societal intelligentsia. From the modern geniuses able to comprehend even the most complex Rick and Morty episode to the most uncultured TikTok-watching scum, the sociopolitical commentary and sophistication of this book rival the brilliance of even Plato, Socrates, or Thoreau. Five stars are not remotely enough to depict the sheer intellect and ingenuity put into this book.
My only concern is that those who did not partake in the playing of Minecraft or without a Ph.D. in theoretical quantum mechanics may find concepts such as "creeper" and "fart" too esoteric in nature to truly comprehend the depth of.
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Diary of a Serial Killer

Monday: I've been abused by my family for my entire life. I have chosen to kill all of them. I'll write back tomorrow to say what happened. Tuesday: I killed my parents last night. Earlier today, a postman went by our house. As I opened the door for him, I realized that nobody was looking, so I pulled him in my house and killed him. Wednesday: Three of my Dad's friends are wondering why he's not coming to work. I'm going to have to kill them. Thursday: One of the three people came over to my house. I invited him in and killed him. Friday: The remaining two of my Dad's friends went into my house. They seemed desperate for answers. One of them was skinny, but the other one was a lot stronger than me. I decided to kill him first. I started stabbing him with a knife when he shoved me to the ground. The smaller one jumped on top of me, but I easily killed him. The bigger guy tried choking me out, but I slit his throat open and killed him. Saturday: The police have shown up at my house. I can't finish all of them off. I'm going to kill myself. Goodbye.
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid- Game over Greg

My dad is a manchild, and like the ones you find on the Internet. He likes the Diary of a Wimpy Kid so much. He forces me to read it with him whenever a new one is released. After what I just experienced a while ago, I am uncertain if I will read another Diary of a Wimpy Kid book for a while.
I was walking down the street one day when I saw a Diary of a Wimpy Kid book I had never seen before. It was black, and read, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Game Over". It had a picture with Greg in tears holding a gun to his head, with a noose around his neck. It listed Jeff Kinney as the author as usual, it was weird considering Jeff Kinney usually writes for kids. I picked it up, and took it to my dad's house when an old lady started to become suspicious when watering her garden. Dad was not home, so I went to my room. I couldn't tell at the moment, but something unsettling about it that didn't seem quite right. So I made the mistake of opening it up and reading it by myself. It was typical Wimpy Kid-style drawings and text allegedly by Jeff Kinney, but something was very different from those other books in the series. Greg swore heavily in this one, as opposed to the G rated books that were the norm. I don't remember every single word in the book, but I can give a synopsis.
In the book, Greg rants about how "crappy and depressing" his life is and how he wants it all to end. His best friend Rowley is like a child in a middle schooler's body, and his little brother gets special treatment and never gets in trouble. As Greg continues to make entries, the text and drawings get more low-quality, as Greg is under the influence of Marijuana. In the final day of his diary, in practically illegible writing and crude, distorted drawings, Greg finds a gun that belongs to his brother Rodrick. With a evil mentally ill look on his face, He calls Rowley to come over to play. Rowley arrives at Greg's house, very excited. Greg (who is now under the influence of pot) takes Rowley up to his room, Greg sneaks up on Rowley from behind and starts choking him with a wire and before shooting him, Rowley dies on impact of the ground. Greg steals his mom's car and drives to Corny's Family-Style Restaurant and stuffs Rowley's body in the mascot outfit. Greg then pulls out a gun and shoots himself. Greg's body and his diary laid in the body fluid coming out of the suit has the sound of police sirens and flashing lights gleamed through the window. Only a third of the book was used, Diary of a Wimpy Kid usually has over 100 something pages. The other two thirds of the book was blank diary pages, stained with reddish pink body fluid. I felt like I could throw up. In fact, I did briefly.
When my dad got home, I showed him the book and called the police. The police chief said that it was a legitimate book, and they were going to make a movie based on it. My reaction was, with a look of horror. "God help us all" I said turning white in the face.
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dark Days

Well, I threw that book onto the street. The Wimpy Kid book, Game Over. Now, I would've thought it was ran over, but it was still intact on the ground. I picked it up. I went back in Dad's house. I went on the internet and searched up the book. I got to it's Wikipedia page, and it said that a movie will be made of the book. starring Zachary Gordon again, which I thought was a little odd, because in the Cabin Fever christmas special he didn't do the voice since he was getting old. The movie was released a few days later. I went to the premiere. The movie started, and it cut from the Fox logo to a cartoon drawing of Greg staring emotionless at the camera. Then it morphed into a live-action version of Greg, played by Zachary Gordon. He was just sitting there. And guess what? He told us he was inspired by princess.exe and he was going to self-mutilate himself. First, he took out a bag of morphine, shoved the entire contents into his mouth, and then swallowed it. Then he grabbed a saw and did exactly what the little girl did on the princess.exe thing. I was going to run out, but I was stopped by these disturbing security guards. They stared at me, and I saw some red in their eyes, so I ran back. Greg now had half of his face sawed off already. His ear was chopped off. Blood was gushing like a waterfall onto his desk. Then in the background, the door opens and Rowley comes in. He stares at Greg, picks up a gun, and randomly kills himself with it. Greg skinned himself raw now, and he wasn't finished yet. He then gets some acid and pours it on his face, and his face gets eaten up graphically, and so does his entire self. He is now a green-brownish-red zombie-like person, shriveled up. I puked so hard blood almost came out. Then he disintergrates and melts. And then, the movie stopped. Everyone was still, sitting in their chairs. Emotionless. They stood up, looking towards me. And then they started walking at me. I ran out, and I was chased by these people. I opened my eyes to find myself in bed.
It was all a dream.
But I leaned over and saw the book on my bedside table.
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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Game Over

My dad is a manchild who likes Diary of a Wimpy Kid so much, he forces me to read it with him whenever a new book comes out. After what I just experienced, I don't know if I want to read a Diary of a Wimpy Kid book ever again.
I was walking down the street one day when I saw a Diary of a Wimpy Kid book I had never seen before. It was black, and read, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Game Over". It had a picture with Greg in tears holding a gun to his head with a noose in the background on it. It listed Jeff Kinney as the author as usual, so I just assumed it was a new release with a darker turn to it. I picked it up, and took it to my dad's house. He was not home, so I went to my room. I couldn't tell at the moment, but something about it didn't seem quite right, so I opened it up and read it by myself. It was typical Wimpy Kid-style drawings and text allegedly by Jeff Kinney, but something was very different from those other books in the series. Greg swore heavily in this one, as opposed to the profanity-free earlier books. I don't remember every single word in the book, but I can give a synopsis.
It was mainly Greg talking about how much he hates his life, how only bad things happen to him, and his desire to commit suicide. He starts taking drugs and drinking alcohol. As this goes on, the text and drawings get cruder and more low-quality, as Greg is under the influence of drugs while writing and drawing in his diary. In the final day of his diary, in practically illegible writing and crude, distorted drawings, Greg finds a gun that belongs to his brother Rodrick. He calls up Rowley to come over, telling him he has a "surprise" for him. Rowley arrives at Greg's house excitedly. A drugged-up and crazed Greg takes Rowley up to his room, and blindfolds him. Greg puts the gun in Rowley's mouth, and shoots. Rowley dies immediately. Greg, in tears, points the gun to his own head, and apparently kills himself. Real blood is visible over the last page Greg had used, not to mention the next two. Greg only used a third of the book, which had as many pages as any other Diary of a Wimpy Kid. The other two thirds of the book was blank diary pages. I felt disturbed and queasy, like I could throw up. In fact, I did briefly.
I never believed the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series would end with Greg committing a murder-suicide with Rowley. I threw the book out the window in my dad's room into the street in front of cars, where it hopefully got ran over and destroyed, but I can't be sure. After it scarred me for life, I didn't want someone else to find it and have the same reaction I did. No decent person should have to read that horrible, scarring book.
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