You've met with a terrible fate haven't you, Mr. Squidward?

Squidward was getting ready to close up shop at the Krusty Krab and be off on his two week vacation. Mr. Krabs told him to go clean the patty vault before he left, because Squidward does a much better job than Spongebob. Squidward opened the door to the patty vault and saw that there was nothing there. It wasn't just empty, the whole room was gone behind the door leaving a dark abyss. The light from the Krusty Krab kitchen couldn't bounce off anything in the vault, as there was nothing for it to bounce off of. Squidward obviously didn't realize this, and he moved his tentacle in the room to turn on the light switch, but he lost his balance and fell into the abyss.
Squidward did not remember hitting the ground, but he woke up in a sewer with a strange man over him. "You've met with a terrible fate haven't you Mr. Squidward?" said the strange man with a smile. "Wha- where am I heh heh heh heh heh." said Squidward. "Someone has stolen the Krabby Patty secret formula which means something terrible is going to happen. You have to stop it! Please!" said the man shaking Squidward. "I just want to go on vacation! I've been sitting behind that cash register every day for four years in a row!" Squidward said. The strange man pointed to a door in the sewer. "Beyond that door lies the formula which was stolen from me. However, you may not like what you find behind that door.
Squidward opened the door and was met with a title card that said "Dawn of The First Day - 72 Hours Remain -". What was behind the door didn't look like Bikini Bottom anymore. It looked like a regular neighbor that would be in a small town in Rhode Island or something. Squidward went downtown, and went to the one place that had any resemblance to under sea life which was a bar that was named after a clam. He went to the bar and found a fat guy with glasses, a skinny fella, a guy who looked Stanley from The Office, and a person at the end of the table sitting in a wheel chair. They were all drinking beer. "Um... hello... My name is Squidward. I'm looking for a piece of paper in a bottle, do you know anything about this?" said Mr. Squidward. The fat man spoke. "Rick and Morty. Rick Rick Rick and Morty. and and Morty Morty Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty." said Pettter Griffin, but Peter is spelled three Ts. The man in the wheel chair began speaking. "Rick Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty. And and and Morty Morty Morty and Rick??? Rick and Morty. Morty, Morty, Morty, and Rick and Morty." said Joe Swanson.
"What the... you know what. Don't tell me. I am so out of here." said Squidward as he walked out of the Drunken Clam. He walked back to the place in which the sewer was to talk to the man. "What kind of place is this? Why does every only say the words Rick and Morty?" said Squidward to the man who was still there. "I told you that you may not like what you find behind that door. The person who stole the formula has created a world in which people can only say Rick and Morty. Here take this magic Clarinet, but be careful. Do not play notes at random, something terrible could happen."
Squidward played the notes D-D-High D-A. "What have you done!" said the man. "Don't tell me what to do. I just want to go on vacation." Squidward went back to the bar, but this time everyone's skin was pail white and wore blue hoodies. They all had a glowing blue eye. "UuUuuUUuUuUuUUuuuUUuUuuuUuuUuUuuU" said Pettter Griffin.
Squidward had enough of Pettter Griffin, and decided to just go to the beach. There at the beach he watched the moon get closer and closer to the Earth, and as it did get closer everyone got more and more sad, but with Squidward's magic clarinet, he used it turn back time so the moon would get further away and hopefully would never hit the Earth, at least in his timeline.
Squidward got his vacation eternally, but at what cost. He was always 3 days away from death. Never once did he try to get back the formula. The scariest part of the story is that Pettter Griffin looked like Sans, who is a skeleton and those are very scary. The bones! The bones! YIKES!
Sleep tight ;-)
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