D.W. the Copycat/Transcript

[D.W. HUMS]
Arthur: [GASPS] MOM!!  D.W.'s drawing in my book! Mo-om! Stop her!
D.W.: They forgot the colors, so I'm putting it in.
Arthur: They're suppose to be that way.  Sometimes I imagine how great life would be if D.W. was different.  Like if she were more like the Brain.
D.W.: I'll do that homework for you.  All done. Let's play ball.
Arthur: Or more like the Bionic Bunny.
D.W.: # Te-dah! #  I'll take you to get air!  Put your helmet on!
Arthur: I'd even like her better if she were more like a donkey.
D.W.: HEE-HAW!
Arthur: Giddy up, D.W.! GO! GO!
D.W.: HEE-HAW!
Buster: Boy, I wish I had a sister who was a donkey like D.W.
Arthur: ANY change would be an improvement.
[SMASH!]
[INTERTITLE]
[KATE GIGGLES, ARTHUR MOANS]
Jane: Something wrong, honey?
Arthur: I'm bored. None of my friends can play.
Jane: Why don't you go play with D.W.?
D.W.: [SHE SIGHS]
Arthur: ..HUH?!  I'm not THAT desperate!  Well...only if she promises not to be annoying.
D.W.: I won't do anything that's annoying.  If I'm even a little teeny tiny tiny eany-weeniest bit annoying tell me and I'll stop, because I don't wanna be annoying.
Arthur: OK. OK!
D.W.: (Please notice that I'm not being annoying.)
Arthur: Bottom of the ninth.  Arthur Read is one out away from pitching a perfect game.
[SQUEAKING]
Arthur: Huh?! What are you doing?
D.W.: It's Princess Sneeze'n'Wet's turn to bat.
Arthur: N-O! NO!!  There are no babies in baseball!
D.W.: What if they were really good?  This is America, Arthur. Everybody gets an equal chance.
Arthur: Why do I even try to play with you?  Go play with Kate! You're such a baby!
D.W.: Am not!
Arthur: Well, you ACT like it!
D.W.: Do not! Can Kate do this?  Whoa-a-a...!
D.W.: Don't change that channel!
Arthur: I have to watch Bionic Bunny.  It's the back-to-back special award-winning three-part episode.  Where he travels through time to fight the evil...mechanical cave...Bunnysaurus.
D.W.: Mary Moo-Cow was just explaining green.
Jane: Excuse me. I'm on the phone.
D.W.: Arthur's trying to stop me from watching educational TV.
Arthur: It's time for the back-to-back special award-...
D.W.: How I am ever supposed to understand green?
Jane: Who got here first?
Arthur: [FRUSTRATED SNARLING]
D.W.: YOU don't like doing anything with me any more!
Arthur: Because you like boring things.  I wish you wanted to do interesting things. More like me.
D.W.: THEN you'd wanna play with me?
Arthur: Sure.
David: I've got your favorite, D.W. Banana and peanut butter.
D.W.: Yum!
Arthur: I want watermelon.
D.W.: I want watermelon too.
David: Wanna go on the swings, D.W.?
D.W.: YEAH!
Arthur: Wanna play catch with us, Dad?
D.W.: I do!
D.W.: Oops.
Arthur: [GROANS] The Bionic Bunny Show!
The Bionic Bunny Show Narrator: Created by super-science and radical animal husbandry to fight crime, Bionic Bunny hops into action for goodness sake.
Bionic Bunny: The room's filling with water! I'll drown unless I drink it all.
Arthur: Are you gonna watch that?
D.W.:  Uh-huh.
Arthur: What about Mary Moo-Cow?
D.W.: That's a kiddie show.  # Bo-ring! #
Arthur: [SNARLING]
Arthur: That was great!
D.W.: That was great!  Aren't you gonna stay and watch Foreign Metallic Spelunking Squad?
Arthur: OK. Do you want some ice cream?
D.W.: Yeah.
Jane: I hope you two aren't fighting over the TV.
Arthur: No. D.W.'s finally got good taste.
D.W.: I'm gonna try on my new clothes.  How do you like them, Arthur? I picked them out myself.
Arthur: Don't you already HAVE clothes like that?
D.W.: No.
Arthur: They look familiar...
Bionic Bunny: I call THAT my built-in escape CLAWS!
Arthur: Do YOU even know what that means?
D.W.: Of course.
(Boys, including Binky, screaming in the boys toilet)
Binky: YEOW!
Arthur: Stop doing everything I do!
D.W.: We just happen to be interested in the same things.
Arthur: Hi, guys! I'll go get my bike.
D.W.: Hi, guys! I'll go get my bike.
Buster: Am I seeing double?
Francine: Was that Arthur's sister?
Brain: Or a frightening scientific experiment gone horribly wrong.
Buster: Arthur, what's with D.W.?
Arthur: She has to come with me. Mom and Dad are shopping.
Buster: No, I meant the... (mimics D.W. wearing glasses)
Arthur: Are those my old glasses?
D.W.: No. I punched the lenses out of my sunglasses.
Buster: Why is D.W. dressed like you?
Arthur: I don't know. She's driving me crazy.
Buster: Last to the Sugar Bowl is a henway!
D.W.: Arthur, wait for me!
Buster: You're last, Arthur! You're a henway.
Arthur: What's a henway?
Buster: About five pounds.
D.W.: Wait for me!
Arthur: We're going to get a table.
Binky: Hi, Arthur!  Hi, Arthur. ..Huh?!  Oh, there's TWO of you!
Sugar Bowl Waitress: Do you want a baby seat?
D.W.: THAT would be a thoughtful thing to ask...(Imitating Arthur) IF THERE WAS A BABY HERE!!
Arthur: I wish you'd cut it out, D.W. You just look weird.
Binky: You can't fool me, Arthur.  There can't be TWO of you! ..Who's this?
Arthur: I'M Arthur. THAT's my sister!
Binky: You look like a ring-tailed doofus!
Arthur: I've been trying to tell her that.
Binky: Those are the goofiest clothes and shoes and glasses I ever saw!
Arthur: Hey!
Arthur: Mom, Dad, can we move and not tell D.W. where we're going?
David: No. Why?
Arthur: She's driving me crazy.  It's like having a twin or an extra shadow or a really weird little sister who follows me everywhere. Yesterday, I heard the kids talking...
Muffy: Don't tell Arthur. Everyone's invited to my house to swim.
Buster: Why NOT tell Arthur?
Francine: Because his sister, Arthur Jr. will tag along.
David: Maybe you should tell D.W. how you feel.
Arthur: Me?  Why can't YOU?
Jane: This is between the two of YOU.
Arthur: I guess you're right.
Tommy: Wanna come over and watch our video?
Timmy: Vegetables Sing The ABCs.  It's the sequel to Freddie Fruit Counts By Twos.
D.W.: No, that's for babies.
Tommy: It's not. They sing them backwards, too.
[THE TIBBLES DEMONSTRATE]
D.W.: No, I'm playing soccer with Arthur.
Tommy: Sounds boring.
D.W.: Yeah... I-I mean no. It's grown-up.
Timmy: Eugh!
Tommy: Eugh!
Arthur: D.W..  You don't even like the things I do. Why don't you give us both a break and stop copying me!
D.W.: You mean you think I should do the things I like?
Arthur: Yes! Exactly!
D.W.: Instead of the interesting things YOU like?
Arthur: OK, OK.  Sorry I said everything you like is boring.
D.W.: So you'll still play with me sometimes?
Arthur: Sure.
D.W.: Finally, I can change these clothes.  And MOM said I can watch Mary Moo-Cow every day for as many days as YOU watched Bionic Bunny.
[PAL WHIMPERS]
Arthur: Why do I feel like I got tricked?
[PAL BARKS]
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