Squidward violated me

==THE CHAPTER 1==
My name is jonathan willy, i have a scary story to tell.... It started in 4:20 am at 11 september.......when me jacking off to spongebob porn, i heard something, i got in to the door, i saw a box, nobody was there and note there was "SQUIDWARD'S HIDDEN DILDO EPISODE COLLECTION" . i GRabbed hthe box, and opened it with my own dick cause my scissors were brwoken, and there was dvd with hyper realistic squidward with red eyes..... i got scarfed and decidewd to insert the dicks, oops i mean disk into my dvd player, i turned on my tv and it showed me a menu with a background of squidward sitting on dildo while shitting on a dildo itself, and his eyes were red red like blood, and it played diarhea sounds in menu... whic h it gave me nausea and i puked by acident, i cleaned the floor and about the menu. the menu had 4 episodes to choose the names were "SQUIDWARDS JOINS SHIT CLUB" "SPONGEBOB AND HIS SCAT COLLECTION" "MR KRABS IS A GREEDY BASTARD" and "SQUIDWARD ULTIMATE RAPE".
First thing i chose is "SQUIDWARDS JOINS SHIT CLUB" i pressed on it, it played monkey sounds, implying the stereotype of black african american males. The intro of spongebob has really some creepy changes added to it. instead of pirate potrait its jeffrey epstein, instead of him saying "ARE YOU READY KIDS?" is actually "I LOVE KIDS!", there were no kids that say "AY AY CAPTAIN", after 5 seconds, it shows the same island of spongebob that appeared intro except its bloody and red, im too lasy to talk about the intro lets just skip right ahead, after the intro. there were intro text saying "SQUIDWARD JOINS SHIT CLUB". and the background of title was blood and gore after 3 seconds it shows squidward is in house, inside the house he is putting his dick into clarenette and humping it and moaning, after 3 seconds it shows spongebob and patrick were annoyed by squidward's pleasure, They broke into his house, with a shotgun, squidward heard that spongebob and patrick were in his house, he pressed a giant button that said "ENGAGE SHIT MEMBERS", after that, the screen got dark, after 10 seconds it shows a fish's balls being castrated thankfully it was animated not real life, and later on, i see spongebob and patrick were shot by squidward, the spongebob and patrick were actually mr krabs and plankton behind the masks, and so on shit club shot the mr krabs and plankton squidward got cheer and started get drunk , then the episode ends.
==THE CHAPTER 2==
After the episode it got me back to menu to choose episodes, but the background menu has changed to have squidward crying and pissing ,i chose "SPONGEBOB AND HIS SCAT COLLECTION", it didnt had intro at all, it just skipped right into start of episode, It shows spongebob's house, and inside of it its complete mess, the gary was dressed to look like a stripper, I got weirded out when i saw this, cause i never saw gary dressing like this. Later on, it shows spongebob at his pc, he gets out of pc, he closed all the doors and windows in order to hide his fetish, later on, spongebob opens a folder called "Club penguin", its not actual club penguin, its even worse that you might imagine, then he hears cops outside of his house, and he says "NO ONE WILL CATCH ME AND MY SCAT!" Later on he gets a shotgun, the cops broke into his house, after cops broke into his room, he started shooting the cops and with hyper realistic gore and blood everywhere flying out! after he done shooting cops, he sees that swat team is coming for him, he gets into a car, wait he doesnt have a license, he gets in to a car and drives like a total psychopath he runs over innocent civillians and he even ran over a fucking baby! my god this is so repulsive! and it something flashed white, i decided to see what is it, i opened video editor, and i saw something terriyfing a image of spongebob eating shit and drinking piss naked, episode continues of spongebob driving and running over citizens until he got catched by sandy cheeks and guess what? he got cock vored by sandy, the episode ends.
==THE CHAPTER 3==
It got me back to the menu and background menu changed into dark screen, i was dissapointed cause i expected to be something repulsive not fucking dark screen that shows my fucking face! later on, i heard voice of mr krabs saying "i love selling organs for money". I pressed "MR KRABS IS GREEDY BASTARD" episode, The intro was normal, just like normal episode of spongebob. Title card in other hand wasnt, the background of title card was a mr krabs gaping his asshole inside his asshole were episode text "MR KRABS IS A GREEDY BASTARD", i laughed, believe it or not. It shows dark screen 3 seconds later, and it showed a mr krabs saying something in isrealing language, im not jewish sorry guys, and later on he explodes, no gore, thats all of the episode. i was so dissapointed that it lasted like 40 seconds. I decided to go to sleep cause its night time.
After, i woke up, i noticed that my room was covered in shit and piss, and tv was on, the background of episode selection screen changed into toilet covered in feces. I decided to choose "SQUIDWARD ULTIMATE RAPE", The intro was squidward swinging his dick around to catch something, and i noticed that it catched my friend and he says "HELP ME!" and he got raped by squidward in the ass, squidward looked at me and said "IM CUMMING FOR YOU!" i was so goddamn scared, and the most scariest thing is that it shows my house in spongebob's style. and it shows squidward walking nearby my house, he knocks the door, and he breaks the door, i have to run away, i cant hide forever in my house, i had to jump on window at second floor, i jumped and i broke my legs, i saw squidward with his giant penis, later on he fucked me, i got blacked out, 10 hours later i woke up in hospital, the doctors said "Jonathan willy, you finally woke up, you are pretty much really lucky that you managed to survive, well somehow, you will come back to your home once you finally recover". I dont remember what happened, but my asshole hurted like hell, it was probably squidward that done it. Then i saw on tv spongebob running, i was terrified that i saw it cause it reminded me of this.
The end.
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