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Ken Starr

Kenneth Winston "Ken" Starr (born July 21, 1946) was created when a human cloning experiment in the Southern United States carried out by mad scientist Dr. Dickless Cheney went horribly wrong. That day Dr. Dickless was feeling ill so he left the early stages of the process of inserting genes into the egg to his lesbian daughter Dyke Cheney. Unfortunately Dyke was illiterate and accidentally used the genes of a chimp implanted into the egg of an alien that was being held in laboratory 51. Dr. Dickless was so pissed off that when he became friends with Saddam Hussein in the 1980's he offered her to him to be a human oil siphon. Saddam was flattered but told Dr. Dickless that he had plenty of Iraqi citizens doing the same work under penalty of torture and execution.
Two days after Starr was born Dr. Dickless sent him to the local Turd orphanage where he earned a meager income as a gigolo for the local "I Love The President" nightclub where he dressed himself up as Richard Nixon and performed his trademark "sticky-Watergate" act on his clients for $5.00 a throw.
== Early career ==
After Ken Starrs work at the "I Love The President" nightclub he became a flaming fanny basher who was prosecuted in 1989 for dubious sexual practices with a group of chimps at his local zoo. He became a primary school teacher the following year but was not allowed to take children to the zoo on school trips. The United States is generally prejudiced against white men and Ken sued the local district for its actions explaining it was "in his family" to fuck chimps. Ken took a class of 7 year children to the zoo later that year but was arrested when he stripped naked and tried to jump into the "chimp city" section of the zoo.
== Obsession with Bill Clinton ==
Ken developed a crush on Bill Clinton during the 90's. Ken desperately wanted Bill to give him a ride but didn’t know much about him. One day Starr was watching the O’Reilly Factor and was delighted to hear from the baboon-human hybrid that hosts the show that Bill Clinton was “The biggest pervert in the history of mankind; whoo whoo wahh wahh!” O’Reilly proceeded to scrape shit from his arse and exclaimed that “this is worth more than Bill Clinton”. When O’Reilly proceeded to eat the shit Starr was a tad perturbed, but was delighted to hear that he might have a chance with Bill after all. 
He made his way to Washington and, by disguising himself as an office waste bin, managed to get into the Oval Orifice (unfortunately named by Bill several years earlier). Ken jumped out of the bin and chased Bill around until security finally managed to stop him. 
Ken pleaded for a blow job but Bill replied that he only had promiscuous affairs with plump young women in their twenties. Ken was finally dumped on the White House lawn where he cried helplessly for 3 hours.
Category:American lawyers
Category:Clinton family
Category:Republicans
Category:Lewinsky scandal
Kendrick Lamar

Kendrick Lamar Duckworth, also known as Kendrick Lamar, K.dot or Kung Fu Kenny, is a kickass rapper from Rap City, California.So kickass they even gave him the Pulitzer Prize! Who needs Grammys? At this point, he's probably the Chuck Norris of rap. Kendrick Lamar also beefed with Drake. And Drake likes kids. Kendrick exposed and wrecked Drake. Moral of the story, DON'T LET KIDS, ESPECIALLY YOUR LITTLE SISTER, NEAR DRAKE!
Despite Kendrick's awesomeness, Uncyclopedia doesn't have a full article on the brotha at the moment. Mainly because if we did he would banish the writers to the shadow realm without hesitation. But it does have an article on Drake, though. Trust me, it's because the latter is much easier to poke fun at. And also, we don't wanna get "turn'd into a song" To make up for it, here are some articles that Uncyclopedia do have and may or may not have a connection with Kendrick Lamar:I don't really know this guy, so I had to look up for things that have something to do with him on Wikipedia. Don't hate me, Kendrick fans... 
* Swimming Pool
* Money Tree
* Poetic Justice
* To Pimp A Butterfly
* Damn
* Taylor Swift
** Bad Blood
* Rich Spirit, Broke Phone
* They Not Like Us
==Notes==
Category:Redirects with possibilities
Category:Hip hop musicians
Category:Rappers
Category:Gangsta Rappers
Category:People With Talent
Category:Californians
Category:Black people
Kenneth

He knows the Frequency. Find him. Find him and destroy him.
==Pertinent Information==
Kenneth M̶c̶D̶u̶f̶f̶ is a middle-aged man who resides in Manhattan. You will find him walking late at night through Midtown. We have reason to believe that he has been and continues to be in contact with several major intelligence operatives. He keeps the Frequency in his very teeth! Not too close, now... you don't know whether they could be watching.
In the mid 1970s Kenneth was spotted in the very heart of the Vietcong wilderness, wearing only his own urine. The tribes there worshipped him as a god. He knows what you're thinking; he has the Frequency. You must not reveal yourself to him!
If all else fails, remember your pocketbook! Fill your heart with its golden leaves!!!
==Plan of Attack==
Kenneth, now, he's a wily one. If you walk behind him, he'll snap your neck, I swear to god I've seen him do it. Instead you must adopt the ways of the Ninja! Replace your blood with kidney beans, he cannot smell them! Do not think about him! Think only of raspberries!
When you face him, remember: No matter what, do not relinquish control of your weapon! It is your key to victory, and the salvation of mankind. Only when you devour his very soul will humanity be safe!
Godspeed, fair reader! Do what must be done!
Category:South Park
Category:Lastnameless
Category:Conspiracies
Category:Things you'll find wandering the streets of New York City
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Keren Peles

Keren Peles is an Israeli female singer, known for releasing her second album Mabool (2008) four years after Orphaned Land released their breakthrough album of the same name (2004).
Orphaned Land is an Israeli death metal band, while Keren Peles is the Israeli version of Beyoncé (an American pop musician).
Mabool is the Hebrew-language word for The Great Flood (the first hurricane in history in which all of humanity was drowned to death except for Noah's family).
Orphaned Land's Mabool is about the actual Great Flood, much like Darren Aronofsky's movie Noah, while Keren's album is about relationships (like Bruce Almighty 2, that movie no one ever remembers its actual name because it's Bruce Almighty all over again, only this time with John Goodman covered in shit).
Mabool by Orphaned Land is an album in English. It contains only one song in Hebrew, while Keren's album features 13 songs in Hebrew, including the mega-hits "Mabool", "The End of Emotion" and "Peugeot '92". Ironically, Orphaned Land is the most coherent death metal band ever, in terms of actually being able to recognize the words sung by the singer (to complete the irony, Keren is probably the most respected and wanted songwriter in Israel, but most Orphaned Land fans worldwide do not speak Hebrew at all, so they cannot fully enjoy her music. To start the irony all over again, Keren's greatest influence is Alanis Morisette, so to understand Keren's songs without using Google Translate, you should totally listen to "Ironic" by Alanis while watching Beyoncé's Sports Illustrated cover).
Orphaned Land is, besides being a death metal band, also an oriental metal band, which is a metal genre shared by the Middle East and Scandinavia. Mabool by Keren Peles features only one song which can be described as oriental ("Peugeot '92". If oriental metal is Barack Obama's Nobel Piece Prize, then "Peugeot '92" is Donald Trump's Academy Awards tweet. It's like, you thought Obama's Nobel Prize was bad?
So if you think Orphaned Land is good, wait until you listen to Mabool by Israel's greatest recording artist EVER, Keren Peles.
This is what Keren looks like, by the way).
Category:Israeli
Category:Awesome People
Category:Monarchy of Israel
Category:Israeli musicians
Category:Women in music
Category:Hot Babes You Don't Have A Chance With
Category:Heavy Metal Maniacs
Category:Eurovision Song Contest
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
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Kevin MacLeod

Kevin MacLeod is a guns-blazing, copyright-hating American, internet legend and music composer. He's the reason why your favorite creators have royalty free music. MacLeod has made over two thousand pieces of music, but you only know ten. Many people worship him in honor of his work and will sacrifice anything for more random music.
==Early life and education==
MacLeod was born plainly in a plain middle-class home in Wisconsin. He attended university to study engineering, but switched to music composing. MacLeod never graduated for some forsaken reason. He then created Incompetech to show off his money laundering skills before turning the site to the thing we have today.
==Career==
You must show formal credit if you use his music or else you will be slain unalived by the YouTube gods. If you want a no-attribution license, you better sell your right lung or kidney, and have a fat stack of 30 dollars. MacLeod's music is everywhere, including Pornography and YouTube. His music is also found in many games such as and in a bunch of Roblox obbies that you don't care about.
===Achivements===
In 2015, MacLeod was forced to take the Honorary Web Video Award at the 2015 German Web Video Awards for being the sole visionary for the and Minecraft community's music.
==Songs==
* Monkey Spinning Monkeys: A music piece about two monkeys. Some claim that the title is an innuendo for gays doing the 69 position, but those people take way too much from a title.
* Bushwick Tarantella: Italian music found in poor Italian restaurants.
* Arcadia: God's Theme Song
* Pixelland: Not from Super Mario Bros., get it fucking right.
* Call to Adventure: BFDI fans know this one.
* Amazing Plan: One of the only good ragtime songs.
== See also ==
* Bill Wurtz
* Creative Commons
Category:Musicians
Category:Internet Legends
Category:YouTube
Key

A key is a small, metal, yellow object used for opening doors. Most keys have the same shape - a loop, a long shaft sticking out from the loop, and two small prongs at the end of the shaft. To operate, you will need one or more keys in your possession, and a locked door. (You can identify locked doors by the keyhole shape engraved in them.) Touch the door. It, and one of your keys, will vanish. You may now proceed through the doorway. Often, the key must be a specific color corresponding to the color of the door.
== Special Cases ==
Some keys are special and have magic properties. You can identify them by the animal head where the loop normally would be. If you have one of these magic keys in your possession and you touch a locked door, the door will vanish, but none of your keys will.
Other keys might have no apparent function at all, for example SysRq. Legend has it, the key was designed by Alexander Graham Bell for dread pirate Paula Abdul, who wanted to unlock the Caps lock. Upon failing to use the key successfully, Abdul shrieked in horror when she read the inscription: Nos Feratu (English: "Key error. Press F1 to continue.")
Furthermore, it should be warned, that using a key with a partner, the slightest offset will produce discordance.
== Finding Keys ==
Keys are not always easy to find. Sometimes you can force a key to materialize by killing all the monsters in a room. Also, some stores are willing to trade gems for keys. Which to say, trading gems for one freaking key dates back to the beginnings of the Bible, where people would trade their faith for shit to eat.
== Hints ==
You may run out of keys if you find a key in one cave, but use it to unlock a door in another cave. It's usually best to use keys near where you find them.
== Trivia ==
*Controversially, keys may also be used to lock doors.
*Keys were accidentally invented by Professor Ewart "The Haystack" Hughes in 1608 when he locked himself out of his house one Saturday evening.
*The most efficient type of key is called a lock pick.
==See also==
*Where are my keys?
category:tools
category:I Didn't Know I Had It In Me
cs:Klíče
Keyboard

thumb|The Speck of Dust Next to My Keyboard.
Keyboard may refer to: 
*Computer keyboard
*Broken Keyboard 
*Microsoft Keyboard
*Musical Keyboard
*I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens 
*My keyboard is missing its homerow
*Rolling your head on the keyboard
es:Teclado
pt:Teclado (computador)
ru:Клавиатура
Keyboard Cat

Keyboard Cat is about a orange cat named "Fatso" (That's actually the name of the cat) which is playing the piano. Nobody knows what type of piano Keyboard Cat is playing but experts say it's a piano. Keyboard Cat was filmed somewhere in 20th century or mid-1980s by his lovely but arsonist owner Charlie Schmidt. Keyboard Cat used to be a indicator of failure on forums, communities, Etc. After the video became viral for all of the Facebook moms to see, Charlie Schmidt adopted another cat named "Bento" for some reason. Charlie also the one who made babies use diapers, ruined my day.
== History ==
The origin came from a VHS footage of "Fatso" performing while Charlie Schmidt takes all of the credit in 1984. The blue shirt in the video came from the child named "Coby" (Not telling what child he's from) while Keyboard Cat totally didn't got manipulated so the paws were playing the piano. Charlie uploaded the video to his Youtube channel originally named "Cool Cat" or something around that. On 2009, Youtuber Brad O'Farrell posted a mashup video entitled "Play him off, Keyboard Cat". Unfortunately, the video was taken down but a bunch of geeks decided it will be cool to reupload it.
== Bento ==
Keyboard Cat died in 1984, but look out cause Charlie decided to use Bento as a appearance in types of media. Bento was also included in The Guardian so that's pretty cool. I just hope doesn't screw this up.
== See Also ==
*Memes
*Phenomena
Category:Cats
Category:Internet memes
Keyboardist

A keyboardist is a musician skilled in performing on a keyboard instrument. Keyboardists come from all walks of life and can thrive in most biomes, with the exception of tundra and pelagic zones. You probably know several keyboardists without realizing it; in fact, you've probably slept with one.
== Social Status ==
Within the realm of classical music, keyboardists, especially pianists and organists, are held in high regard due to their incredible musical abilities and large testicles.
This is in direct contrast with the status of keyboardists in popular music. Keyboardists are looked down on by most other popular musicians, including guitar players, rap artists, Abraham Lincoln, Leon Phelps, and even DJs. It is thought that the only performer ranked lower than a keyboardist is a drummer, which as everyone knows are a dime a dozen (or two cents less than the going rate for keyboardists) and are not actually musicians.
While keyboardists are generally considered unimportant, accordion players are actually despised, or in extreme cases bludgeoned with dead kittens, which is illegal in some states.
== Dragon Force ==
Although completly oblivious to some, several research projects and bands alike, that are either heterosexual or associated with the heavy metal or power metal genre incorporate keyboardists. The only exception to this is DragonForce with their "Extreme Power Metal" genre. "Who?" is something you might ask when wanting to know how an instrument with such little notes as compared to an Ibanez S Prestige can be good enough for a band like DragonForce? Well, the same basic principle applies to their drummer, its not what you can play, its how fast you play it. The person behind all this is Vadim Pruzhanov. One of DragonForce's songs "Storming The Burning Fields", although regarded as too fast to hear, it is usually safe if you dampen yourself with some alcohol and huffing (a little heroin never hurts either). There is a short keyboard solo just before the guitar one, and throughout their other songs there are keyboard sounds backing the guitars. Didn't notice it? Neither did I until I watched their videos.
== Famous Keyboardists ==
* Myron Floren
* William "Chuckletrousers" Shatner
* The guy who invented the dildo
* Vadim Pruzahnov
* Rudess, The Magnificent
Category:Occupations in music
Category:Musicians by instrument
Keychains

Keychains are metal/plastic/plasma objects that can be used for a variety of purposes that require unlocking. They are made only by Keychain-smiths.
==Uses==
Keychains are extremely common, and you can find them used everywhere, from locks, to car ignitions, to home theatres. They are usually carved using a can opener, and each carved keychain is unique to the lock that they open. Some specualte that this unlocking idea is some ancient ritual dating back to the time of the 1980s.
==How Keychains Are Made==
First, a keychain-smith takes a lump of metal, plastic, or plasma. Keychains vary greatly, for example, some have the ability to blind people, some make little noises, and some others are just plain cute. For these reasons, the individual steps taken to make a keychain vary from keychain to keychain. However, the basic steps are still the same.
Using the lump of thing, the keychain-smith melts it to sublimation point, and then pours the gas into a mold. After the gas has cooled to a solid, the keychain-smith can then use a can opener to carve the desired details and teeth. It is then painted a depressing shade of Rainbow Fruit-Loops-by-the-Foot, and slaves add the finishing touches to the keychain. 
The keychain is then shipped to Wal-Mart, where it will have "Made In China" printed or engraved into it. These are finally shipped back to the buyer.
==Keys==
Many people who use keychains often like to hang keys on their keychains. The purposes for this is unknown, but statistics show that there is a 73% possibility that they hang keys to personalise their keychains. This is shown through a recent study which proved that hanging keys on your keychains increased personalisation factor by almost 20%, and increases your sexual performance by more than 51%! BUY NOW!!!!!''
Unfortunately, children often have the misconception that keys are used to open locks, and that keychains are used as decoration. This is simply not true.
==High-Tech Keychains==
Recently, keychain-smiths have been making an unprecedented number of high-tech keychains (ex. iPods, keychain lasers, King Gidorahs). This has caused a huge boom in the keychain industry, and nowadays, the average keychain-smith makes an average annual income of Infinity Japanese Yen/ ¥ ∞ ( approximately $50 USD).
==See Also==
*Key
*The Matrix
*Snoopy
Category:Fashion
Khaki

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Khaki is a colour but is also a colour and a colour.
==History==
Khaki started as Gold when it was made. Scientists have proven Khaki was made before Gold. The only reason that Khaki is not Gold is that it got worn down by erosion. Khaki was also de-saturated from stuff like Cyan, me, Gold (in the recent years), and cyanide. Lavender was suggested to be a cause of Khaki's erosion, but that was proven false. You survive this time, Lavender.
==Khaki as of now==
Khaki today is very rare but very special. Khaki deserves more than being called "pale beige". Khaki is also a good estimate for the Uncyclopedia logo, but Beige does a better job. Khaki is also related to Bananas, as it is close to a banana colour. Finally, Banana Khaki is associated with hex codes similar to #ffff80 or #808040.
Category:AGH MY EYES
Khan (disambiguation)

Khan can refer to the following: 
*Khan Noonien Singh
*Genghis Khan, Mongolian warlord 
*Ghengis Khan, failed 1980's child actor and attempted world conqueror 
*The Khan, ripe wizard with extremely long white beard made of indestructible, infinite hairs
*Imran Khan, Pakistan cricketer
*Khanada, country
*Zubair Khan, well oiled British dynamo
*Dalek Caan, who flewwwwwwwwww....
*Alfred R. Khan, evil mastermind
*Mr. Khan terrorist disguised as a English teacher( aka Mr. Kitty or Marshmellow)
Ki Joko Bodo

Ki Joko Bodo is the shaman from Indonesia the most craziest shaman in the world, because he has managed the black magic using fire from Wongsinting Castle, Jakarta. He had to divide spells the Ketik REG Spasi MANTRA from 1945 until 1984.
==Early Life==
He was born is not naturally, but it's experiment born of 82.091.731.378.426.248 (100% failed) from Dr. Poch, which makes already the chunks of clay mixed with chemicals and bacon, plastered fur fibers and fake eye. Then he lit a fire of a rope which then results in the laboratory burst up to a radius of 876 723 per cubic meter. Chunks of clay that flew as far as 8409 km above sea level with a speed of 6907 km / h. When Rhoma Irama is fighting against Barney was helped by Pikachu in the cloud each issue the moment until one of their stance regarding the chunk was disappeared and headed to the dimensions of the 15th until the chunk was blasting into a handmade baby was appear. Until 2,6 Million years ago, then build from hermitage and later he spawn from Mineshaft to create their own offspring is Gendeng Dinasty into to the Gendeng World remember the only one dinasty was live there. He was given the title Ki Joko Gendeng (in early). Unfortunately, most of his youngest son is Bayu Gendeng was killed, because he was angry after Nasi Goreng mixing nail and smell oil. Ki Gendheng Pamungkas struggling with cheat from The Sims which then returns it to the real world via Facebook for fear of being joined at the Bayu for Disappearing. Then, Ki Joko given a name as stupid is Ki Joko Bodoh remembering the level was too Naughty.
==Ki Joko Bodo's Relative==
===Ki Joko Kocak===
after the post-resurrection of Ki Joko Bodo in 650 million years. 34th Generation of Ki Gendheng Pamungkas was called "Amerigo Tehpocci" which is a greatest superhero in 2nd Gendeng Dinasty after the Bayu and anyway in the world another dimension after Buya (know?) In fact, he never found the United States along with Christopher Colombus aka Christopher the Kolortembus from Palembang via Pekanbaru although ultimately the copyright was stolen from Colombus. So that people outside the country dubbed "Clown with I'm Love" (Clownish that I Love) But unfortunately tarnished his name when he was killed Bayu Gendeng the boss himself (aka the Ki Joko Kocak's aide).
===Ki Joko Tio===
An Another Ki Joko from Spain, Tio. Ki Joko Tio had a speak with the Highest Volume was too Foul, Ki Joko Tio is the latest species from Ki Joko Bodo.
===Ki Joko Ono===
An Cousin of Yoko Ono and another cousin from Ki Joko Bodo. Ki Joko Ono also help to Yoko make a new recording, Ki Joko is the another species from Ki Joko Bodo, of course.
Category:Magicians
Category:Indonesia
id:Ki Joko Bodoh