Chronic flashback syndrome

Chronic flashback syndrome is a very serious disease that corrupts the person's mind by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.
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==Symptoms==
The conmon flashback usually presents by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.
==Prevention==
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We offer you some tips to avoid this disease. Specially useful if you are an epileptic:
* DON'T REMEMBER Remembering is the main flashback unleasher.
* Keep blank your mind Formless... shapeless.... like water... be water my friend... If you don't think in anything you don't have flashbacks, even we don't believe that you can maintain your blank mind eternally...
* Listen to non memoristic music Listening "Remind me" or "Dance in the memories" doesn't help so much.
* Keep distracted While you don't do anyting that forces your brain to remember nothing will happen.
* Don't listen nobody Listening to the people can force you into remembering things.
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If you follow these easy steps you will free of the flashbacks for forever and your head will explode.
==Treatment==
Unfortunately, a cure for the chronic flashback syndrome isn't found yet.
==Benefits of flashbacks==
Various social groups assure the flashbacks aren't bad for the health. Furthermore, they assure the flashbacks is an art resource used in movies, TV and literature. Well, they say that...
==See also==
* Epilepsy
* Schizophrenia
* Memory
* Infinity
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Chronic flashback syndrome is a very serious disease that corrupts the person's mind by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.
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==Symptoms==
The conmon flashback usually presents by remembering an important event. The affected people suffers a little convulsion and they feel inmersed in a celestial light, then the images plays in sepia tone and with Dolby Surround 5.1™ sound with echo effect. After that, a shoot of light returns them to normality. In some cases the affected person can scream like crazy or babble event related words, specially if the event was gory or they could roll with the hands in the head. Other cases simply suffer silently in thinking position, but generally, express their suffering to the extreme of pulling hair or trying to suicide themselves.
==Prevention==
right|thumb|...or like him.
We offer you some tips to avoid this disease. Specially useful if you are an epileptic:
* DON'T REMEMBER Remembering is the main flashback unleasher.
* Keep blank your mind Formless... shapeless.... like water... be water my friend... If you don't think in anything you don't have flashbacks, even we don't believe that you can maintain your blank mind eternally...
* Listen to non memoristic music Listening "Remind me" or "Dance in the memories" doesn't help so much.
* Keep distracted While you don't do anyting that forces your brain to remember nothing will happen.
* Don't listen nobody Listening to the people can force you into remembering things.
...
If you follow these easy steps you will free of the flashbacks for forever and your head will explode.
==Treatment==
Unfortunately, a cure for the chronic flashback syndrome isn't found yet.
==Benefits of flashbacks==
Various social groups assure the flashbacks aren't bad for the health. Furthermore, they assure the flashbacks is an art resource used in movies, TV and literature. Well, they say that...
==See also==
* Epilepsy
* Schizophrenia
* Memory
* Infinity
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