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Viking Kong

Viking Kong was one of the greatest of the Viking leaders. He had a well known fear of midgets, as was worried that they would run up his trunk. Not being an elephant, this was obviously not possible, thus causing many historians to believe he was bat fuck insane. As with all Vikings, he was a great believer in killing, heavy metal, raping and pillaging, as well as ransacking, arson, pizzas, grooming, looting, rioting, plundering, thieving and further excessive raping.
Viking Kong was the second largest Viking, standing at over 200 feet, or 317 minutes in Winter. It is said that his arms are large enough to make you feel safe at night, and you just want to be held in them.
==History==
In his early days, Viking Kong was a founding member of Finntroll, one of the popular Viking shadow puppet performance groups at the time. However, when the band started to take on a more commercial direction, Viking Kong left to pursue a career in Vikinging.
Many people think that Hugh Hefner discovered Bristol in the 1930s. However it was actually invented by Viking Kong over 200 years before that.
Viking Kong was also the inventor of the Empire State Building in 1503. Once complete, he would climb the building and use it to search for any Egyptians, them being his chief concern at the time for unknown reasons. According to friend Bruce Campbell,
After the Battle of Thermopylae, Viking Kong resurrected the "brave" 300, then killed them all again in 7 minutes and 31 seconds just to show he could. Afterwards, he stated that "it took too long because those fucking ninjas kept trying to mess up my beard."
One of his descendants, King Kong also enjoyed the climbing of the building for recreation. Some say that King Kong climbs the building to measure the ninja population density, but others say that Some is a moron.
==Death==
Contrary to popular belief, Viking Kong did not die in the Great Viking-Ninja War of 2005. Viking Kong can't die, due to the immense concentration of potatoes contained within his brain cavity.
==Powers and abilities==
Viking Kong is known to have the ability to breath underwater and go invisible, thus making him one of the most powerful Vikings ever, almost a cross between a Viking and a ninja, but without any of the emoness that would usually result in such a cross-breeding. Viking Kong can also consume vast amounts of alcohol, which is where the term "drunk as a monkey" came from. Although Viking Kong wasn't drunk, he just wanted you to think that so he could kill you.
Viking Kong is probably invulnerable too, but it actually isn't known for certain, as no one has ever managed to face Viking Kong without shitting themselves uncontrollably to the point of dessication at the sight of him. If any well-hydrated individual manages to survive that, then they usually have their face crushed from the immense pressure caused by his awesome badassery.
==See also==
* Vikings
* King Kong
* Your mom
* Empire State Building
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Category: Zoology
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Vincent Valentine

Vincent Valentine was one of the main characters in Final Fantasy VII, and forerunner of the Vampire Ninja. He spends the bulk of the time during the events in Final Fantasy VII either sleeping in a coffin or sitting in the corner of the Highwind talking to himself, but still not being able to control the conversation. 
Despite being one of the two "optional" characters, Vincent developed quite a large fanbase. Vincent was also the star of his own video game, "Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus", that even people who have played it don't even recall.
==Childhood==
As a child, Vincent had a very troubled upbringing. Born with a low IQ as well as defects in his leg muscles, kids at school were continually bullying him. His mother was fiercely over-protective of young Vincent as a result, and is said to have personally stormed out to the homes of those who gave him a hard time.
His struggle with school led other kids to think of him as 'stupid', making fun of his lack of intelligence as well as his strange voice. It was to this he would reply, per his mother's instructions, "Stupid is as stupid does." 
Another source of misery was Vincent's other strange qualities- such as a being a vampire and werewolf simultaneously. His classmates would mock him about this in particular, instilling a deep sense of self-consciousness and lack of self-esteem. 
Vincent's leg disability, however, was a battle he was able to overcome. Despite the doctor's insistence that he "would never be able to walk normally" without his special metal leg braces, he suddenly did so while being chased by mean Cactaurs. He was so good, in fact, that he went on to win his high school track tournament. (Being cheered on by his childhood friend Lucrecia, saying "Run, Vincent, Run!") From this point on, Vincent was on his way to getting his life back. However, future events would hinder him in his quest for happiness.
==Controversy At The Aeris Gainsborough Murder Trial==
Main Article: Aeris Gainsborough Murder Trial
Due to Vincent's role as an "optional" character in Final Fantasy VII, When Vincent took the stand, he answered each question with a series of "I don't know"-s and "Maybe"-s and without showing any sympathy for the victim or her family and friends. When leaving the stand, Vincent exploded and let loose a harsh rant filled with obscene language, body gestures, and racial slurs. Shortly after, Vincent held a press conference apologizing and put out this statement.
==2006: The Rise and Fall of "V-Tine"==
Due to the success of Final Fantasy VII, and its near infinite number of spin-offs, Vincent decided to try to make a return to the video game market. Once the word got out, Vincent was a star again. Unfortunately, once some of the reviews for the game came out, Vincent was back to his life of non-existence.
==See also==
*Cloud Strife
*Sephiroth
*Shinra, Inc.
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Vine

Vine, a Twitter version of YouTube, was an app for Steve Job's iPod that allows the Viner (what a dumb sounding term) a maximum of six seconds to make the viewer laugh. It is known that Vine fails to do this more than Uncyclopedia does. Viners such as Tish Simmonds will be historically noted for making Vine famous. Tish's Oscar winning masterpiece, I'm in My Mum's Car! Broom, Broom!, is the source for one of the most world famous lines of literature when Tish's mother inspiringly says, "get outta me car!"
Vine's app can be browsed by category, not unlike that of Porn Hub. Both Vine and PornHub separate their categories into names such as busty MILFs, Asian, gay, foreign, lesbian, anal, amateur, masturbation, blowjob, and orgy.
When these categories were discovered by Apple, they forced Vine to change their app rating to 17+; it was to ensure that their kids did not see their amateur and busty MILFs Vines which is popular among Apple employee tradition. Sadly, in 2016, the Feds raided Vine headquarters, forcing them to be dissolved.
== Vine and its Memes ==
Aside from idiotic challenges, lip syncing, and desperate people who are desperate for a singing career, Vine is mostly known for it's "comedy." 
== Top 10 funniest Vines ==
This is of course all theoretical, so there is actually no vine that is legitimately funny.
*10. What the dog doing Vine
== See also ==
* Facebook
* MySpace
* Twitter
* Instagram
* YouTube
* Tumblr
* PornHub
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Violet

Violet the colour is a colour who was originally pink, but was turned purple. Violet the plant, however, is a purple flower that nobody asked for.
== About ==
 Violet's Uncyclopedia colour is relatively close to Pink in colour. The violet flower is called "blue" by many, but we all know that the Violet's true colour is violet. 
== Research ==
 Intense research has been put into seeing what Violet does to you. It does absolutely nothing. This was mind-boggling to those researchers! Usually, a colour must do something, or else it would be of no redeeming value. However, this colour had a redeeming value in the fact that it did absolutely nothing. Violets can't even turn blue so that one famous poem lies all the time. 
== The Event ==
Violet was enjoying their day, being as pink as ever. Then, it happened.
BOOM!
Violet all of a sudden looked a lot darker! It was almost like they turned purple! Violet checked on purple, and OH MY F@#%ING GOD, they looked more like indigo! This only means one thing. the mad scientist WVandZM had arrived. This was devistating for the colour community, especially the pinks! Why would they do such a horrific deed? Violet eventually forgot that WVandZM existed and proceeded to make the "Crayola ruined colours" conspiracy theory.
That's the end of the story of how a random Uncyclopedian hurt the entire reputation of a massive business.
...
Or is it?
== Peace at last ==
Finally, WVandZM decided to lay down the "violet = purple" debate by changing violet to a more suitable bright purple colour. To this day, no one knows how this came to be. And changing it to a bright purple colour still doesn't solve the violet = purple debate! What the hell was this guy thinking!?
== See also ==
*Purple
*Deep Purple
*Bright Purple
*Lavender
*Mauve
*Tan
*Brown
*Red link
*Stupid
*My penis
Virginia; Woolf;

Virginia; Woolf; not to be confused, of course, you understand, with the late (and much loved, I daresay) Virginia Woolf, was a very incredible author; such a fascinating voice she had; it had a way of taking you on a journey--what a way it had! as though you're speeding across the landscape; here one moment; gone another; on a journey with semicolons! an incredible race you're suddenly in; lightning-fast; (don't you dare take a breath!) and suddenly; halfway through the paragraph--you realize you have no idea what she's talking about.
== Early life; ==
As a child, that is to say, as a young woman, Virginia; Woolf; was very much interested in racing--racing of any kind--any at all!--from racing other children on the playground; to racing through her homework; to racing through difficult books; to racing around difficult topics like they weren't even there (for of course they weren't); it would not leave her as she grew older;
== Writing years; ==
...it would not leave her(wooooo!wooooo!), as I was saying, as she grew older; as she began to write more and more rapidly, she developed the first documented case (the first one documented in Britain, anyway) of ADD; but she couldn't let this stop her; she was on a mission of the utmost importance! She continued to write with incredible speed--and set a number of world records that exist to this day; one of them the award for Fastest-Written Novel, for her classic (oh, what a classic!) Mrs. Dalloway; written in an amazing negative-twenty seconds; and feeling its speed every negative second of the way! And another award; for Most Semicolons in a Single Novel; also to Mrs. Dalloway;
== Sexuality; ==
In her time, which of course was filled with her own incredible writing abilities; well, whenever she wasn't writing, anyway; she was inevitably cheating on her husband, Leonard Woolf;; with a woman whose name is unknown; but who is known to have invented the semicolon; this is possibly--nay, definitely!--the reason for her attraction to her; at any rate, they had a lesbian affair;
== Death; ==
Unfortunately for fans of her works, Virginia; Woolf; was tragically stabbed to death, in the cruelest manner--with her favorite semicolon. She is buried with it;... though some say she writes to this day, unable to slow her spirit down; and they could be right;...
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Virtual Console

The truth about the virtual console is this: It's virtual! You buy the console, then you get the VIRTUAL experience of setting it up and playing it, when in fact, you are not playing it at all!
Whatever consolation there is in it, is purely virtual.
Virtual Defined: 
Noun
Not physically existing as such, but made by software to make it seem like a good reason to spend 10 big ones on another re-tread of Super Mario 64.
==List of Games for 2006==
===NES===
*Blue
*Ultra Mario Brothers
*Ultimate Legend of Zelda
*Bill O'Rielly Saves Christmas
*Poor Man's Bill O'Rielly Saves Christmas
===SNES===
*Wayne's World
*Blue 2: Red
*Star Fox 2
*Egg Salad
===Sega arcade games=== 
* Sonic Drift 2: The War's ON!
* Sonic 2: Sonic vs Ultra Super Fire Metal Sonic
===Sega Saturn===
*That Fantasy Flying Game. You Know, the One That You Saw At Blockbuster Once, Like Eleven Years Ago and Thought To Yourself, "Gee, I Should Rent It One Day" But You Never Did? Then You Forgot About it and Noticed It Was A Pinball Board in Sonic Adventure and Thought, "DAMN! It Looked Kinda Interesting As A Rental, Though I'm Not Sure It Would Warrant a Purchase." Oh yeah, it was "Nights Into Dreams"
*A Randomly Selected Game That Starts With "Virtua"
*The Erotic, Unlicensed Adventures of Donkey Kong Jr. Math
*Star Fox 3: That's Right, A Saturn-Exclusive Sequel of a Nintendo Franchise
===Windows 3.1===
*Microsoft Word 2.0
*Minesweeper
*Cardfile
===N64===
*LoX OoT (Legend of EXTREME! Orcas on Teddies)
*LoX MM (Legend of EXTREME! Many Monkeys)
*Blue Screen of Death
*Pong64
*Mega Man Saves Earth Day
*Conker's Superb Fur Night
*Super Mario 64|Super Mario 63 1/3
Any other systems have been deleted. Sorry.
==Other Stuffs==
There are many other uses for the Wii Viirtual Console. Like using the soon-to-bii-able-to-bii-downloaded internet channel to find porn and watch it on the big screen. Yeah. That's about it. Sorry. But hey, you can spend a fortune re-purchasing your old game library. That's... fun, and it supports Nintendo. Besides, you gotta have SOME games on this system.
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Virtual Insanity

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Visual puns

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Oh how I love a good visual pun! Visual puns are the ultimate in puns; they've got everything: They're visual and they're puns. What more could you ask for? They've been used by literally hundreds of people to achieve humor. Everyone from Gary Larson, author of The far side comics, to , former president of the United States of America. When I see a well crafted groaner it makes me... well... groan. It makes me omit a sound that is indescribable. It's sort of an UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH! mixed with a GAH! But it does more than that, it makes me happy, it makes me think, think about visual puns, it makes me want to yell to the world, " That's hilarious!". But most of all, it makes me forget all the troubles of the world, if only for a second. If I were to search the whole world over, I would never find anything that makes me happier than a really funny visual pun... Or a tiny sombrero, I like them, too.
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Vlad the Impala

Vlad the Impala is best known in impala history as the inspiration for the Dracula tales of nearby Transylvania. Vlad ruled Wallachia in southern Romania with a cast-iron pot and a cast-iron fist. Neither of these were enchanted, but Vlad's strength was so great that he was able to bypass the damage resistance of his enemies, even Chuck Norris. Bram Stoker, after seeing Vlad defeat Chuck Norris, wrote Dracula, after which he was impaled. 
== Life of Vlad the Impala ==
=== Life during the Crusades ===
"Your local Christian crusader" bumper stickers could often be found in areas that Vlad was often seen in, warning Muslims that they and their horses were Vlad the Impala's favorite target. At one point, someone actually tried to put a bumper sticker on Vlad. The person involved was later found dead with a hole in their chest.
Vlad the Impala could often be found covered with the blood of infidels and traitors; one tale tells of Vlad leading beggars into the drive-throughs in search of free food and then, as "they sought to eat the people's food for nothing and could not repay," sentencing them to a fiery death trapped between Vlad and an exploding Ford Pinto.
Countless of other tales of Vlad's wickedness, written over the ages, are recounted in the records of Romanian auto insurance companies. His cruelty even went so far as to appear on Celebrity Big Brother.
"Is it a wonder that we were a conquering race, that we were proud; that when the Mazda, the Lexus, the Audi, the BMW or the Toyota drove in thousands to our frontiers we drove them back?...To us, for centuries, was trusted the guarding of the frontier of Turkeyland for large GM vehicles; aye, and more than that, endless duty of the frontier guard. We avenge the misdeeds of my ancestors who sold their vehicles to the Turk and brought the shame of slavery on them!"
Contrary to popular belief, Vlad does not appear in Hellsing.
Vlad the Impala is also famous for the most recent renovation of the University Politehnica of Bucharest in 1400 AD.
== See also ==
* Nobel Peace Prize
* Dracula
* Car manufacturers
* Impala
* Wikipedia:Vlad III Dracula
* King Jeremy the Wicked
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Vladimir Harkonnen

Baron Vladimir Harkonnen was a completely gay and ugly villain and the leader of the House Harkonnen during several notable events. He was born in 6882, and his parents are unknown. Baron Harkonnen successfully managed to do several very evil things, including stealing a planet that had drugs lying on its surface out from under the nose of some snot-nosed Duke, only to be completely kicked off by the snot-nosed Duke's even snot-noseder heir who was completely high on the aforementioned drugs. Later, when he was dead, he took over the mind of the high kid's sister, and then got her to jump out of a really high window.
Baron Harkonnen was completely gay. He was well-known to go into secret rooms in his palace to molest little boys while smothering them with his fat. They then died, and he would proceed to eat them. For this reason, Baron Harkonnen got the nickname of The Gay Little Boy-eating Fat Baron with Ugly Red Hair.
==The Gay Little Boy-eating Fat Baron with Ugly Red Hair==
Baron Harkonnen first became a baron in 3667, when he became a baron by touching the magical Baron Tree, which did then bestow baronhood on him and stuff. Soon, Baron Harkonnen led his house into a complete economical bloom, which was reflected by a copious flow of spice and large amounts of discarded little boy carcases found in the streets of his homeworld, Giedi Prime. This was, of course, because they were the owner of Dune, the source of the spice. However, soon after he'd inherited Dune, Duke Leto Atreides came in, but got his ass handed to him by Harkonnen soon after. The sad thing was that handing Atreides his ass cost a lot of money, so House Harkonnen went into an economic depression, and the Baron soon died from malnourishment due to the lack of little boys to eat.
==Programming==
Little else is known about Harkonnen except that he liked to suck lots of dick and lick hairy assholes he also created the UNIX operating system. This pretty much makes him the second-coolest person that ever lived. The coolest person ever, of course, not being Oscar Wilde.
==Other Stuff He Invented==
*Fireworks
*Babies
*ice cream
*carrots
*the percent sign
*blasphemy
*radishes
*Fat Bastard (his son which should be obvious)
==External links==
*A detailed biography of Harkonnen
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Vladimir Kramnik

Vladimir Kramnik (1970- )is the 6th Soviet Premier. He succeeded Garry Kasparov, after his overthrow in 2000. Kramnik is an extreme hardliner when it comes to communism, and has undone all reforms from the Kasparov era and set things back to the days of Anatoly Karpov, his childhood idol.
===US Relations===
Kramnik met with President Bill Clinton 7 times in the year 2000, and was extremely close. He was thankful to Clinton for his support, and for organising the uprising that put him in power. After the Election of the evil George W. Bush, he cut off any communication with the US. Kramnik also endorsed several US Politicians he wished to get into power:
#Al Gore
#Gray Davis
#Howard Dean
#John Kerry
#Gerald Ford
All of which failed in the ballot box, perhaps because of this very endorsement. Kramnik also condoned the November 11th Attacks in America, the March 11th attacks in Spain, and the July 7th attacks in England, and said "Together, Communism and Terrorism can finally bring an end to freedom." He is known to be a funder of Al-Qaida.He also planned to assassinate British Crime Minister Michael Jackson. Krammnik is not allowed to go to the bathroom without supervision, after he cheated in a checkers game against Veselin Topalov. During the game, Kramnik captured bawckwards (illegal in checkers and שחמט). Topalov wanted to complain, but Vladimir escaped to the bathroom, and waited till Topalov would resign. 
===Connections to Hurricane Rita===
Vladimir Kramnik was accused by CIA Agent Stan Smith on September 22nd, 2005, of funding and supporting Hurricane Rita. Intelligence agencies are currently conducting a thorough investigation of the claims.
Category:RussiansCategory:Politicians
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===Illnesses===
1. Started smoking, but stopped in 2000 before he could get lung cancer.
2. More recently, ankylosing spondulitis.