Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 18

In , the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 7th in the Mild League, and 14th in the ILB.
The Breath Mints received 2 Wills in the , Moving Lucas Petty to the Shadows with no replacement, and Equivalent Exchanging Hierophantic Foible for Boston Flowers’ hitter Jacob Haynes. The Breath Mints won 1 blessings in the Election, moving Mooney Doctor II from the rotation to the lineup.
==Roster==
The starting roster of Season 18.
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Jode Preston
*Hewitt Best
*Kina Larsen
*Marco Stink
*Hierophantic Foible
*Rodriguez Internet
*Helga Washington	
*Leach Ingram
*Uncle Plasma
*Mooney Doctor II
*PolkaDot Zavala
*Winnie Hess	Shadows	Shadows
*Atlas Guerra 👥
*Grey Alvarado 👥
*Lucas Petty
*Jordan Boone
*Justice Valenzuela
*Conrad Bates
*Adkins Swagger
*Hendricks Lenny
*Daniel Mendoza
*James Boy
*Wanda Fiasco
*Hops Chen
*Eizabeth Guerra 👥
*Fynn Doyle 👥
*Marquez Clark 👥	
*Atlas Guerra 👥
*Grey Alvarado 👥
*Lucas Petty
*Jordan Boone
*Justice Valenzuela
*Conrad Bates
*Adkins Swagger
*Hendricks Lenny
*Daniel Mendoza
*James Boy
*Wanda Fiasco
*Hops Chen
*Eizabeth Guerra 👥
*Fynn Doyle 👥
*Marquez Clark 👥	 	
==Season==
===Ballpark Renovations===
* Hotel Motel - 4,942,330 Coins Spent
**The Meadow unlocks Hotel Motel!
* Ballpark Cleanup - 3,397,383 Coins Spent
**The Meadow was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
===Gifts===
* Breath Mints received 3 Gifts! - 14,463,001 coins contributed
**Top Contributors:
*** Crabs - 17%
*** Georgias - 13%
*** Tacos - 12%
** Soul Patches - Wishlist #1
***Helga Washington's soul was increased.
****2 -> 
***Kina Larsen's soul was increased.
****2 -> 
***Kina Larsen's soul was increased.
****3 -> 
***Helga Washington's soul was increased.
****3 -> 
***Jode Preston's soul was increased.
****3 -> 
***Jode Preston's soul was increased.
****4 -> 
***Helga Washington's soul was increased.
****4 -> 
***Kina Larsen's soul was increased.
****4 -> 
***Kina Larsen's soul was increased.
****5 -> 
***Helga Washington's soul was increased.
****5 -> 
**Handcrafted Cannon Drop - Wishlist #2
***Lucas Petty gained Aluminum Metaphorical Cannon.
**** Aluminum Metaphorical Cannon
****Overall 9.4 -> 9.4 + 0.4 
**Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #3
***The Breath Mints are equipped with Life of the Party for the rest of the season!
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===Roster Changes===
The Breath Mints experienced 6 parties during Season 18:
*Helga Washington partied on Day 13 as a result of Hotel Motel
*Jode Preston partied on Day 13 as a result of Hotel Motel
*Leach Ingram partied on Day 81 as a result of The Meadow’s PsychoAcoustics echoing Party Time to the Breath Mints
*Rodriguez Internet partied on Day 81 as a result of The Meadow’s PsychoAcoustics echoing Party Time to the Breath Mints
*Winnie Hess partied on Day 98
*Uncle Plasma partied on Day 98
The Breath Mints experienced 1 Peanut Mister activation during Season 18:
*On Day 22, Jode Preston had their peanut allergy cured by The Cookout’s Peanut Mister.
The Meadow’s Fax Machine was triggered 3 times during Season 18:
*On Day 27, Uncle Plasma was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Lucas Petty.
*On Day 32, Lucas Petty was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Uncle Plasma.
*On Day 69, PolkaDot Zavala was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Lucas Petty.
The Breath Mints experienced 2 blooddrains during Season 18:
*On Day 31, Hewitt Best siphoned baserunning ability from Philly Pies’ Jaxon Buckley.
*On Day 44, Kina Larsen had their defensive ability siphoned by San Francisco Lovers’ Knight Triumphant to add a Strike.
The Breath Mints experienced 1 reverb during Season 18:
*On Day 54, the Breath Mints experienced a lineup shuffle.
**Previous Order: Jode Preston, Hewitt Best, Kina Larsen, Marco Stink, Hierophantic Foible, Rodriguez Internet, Helga Washington
**New Order: Hierophantic Foible, Helga Washington, Hewitt Best, Jode Preston, Marco Stink, Kina Larsen, Rodriguez Internet
The Breath Mints experienced 1 incineration during Season 18:
*On Day 70, Hewitt Best was incinerated and replaced by Trinity Roche.
===Notable Games===
In Season 18, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
*On Day 15, Winnie Hess pitches the first extra-innings Perfect game in ILB history. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 69, PolkaDot Zavala is faxed into the Breath Mints Shadows. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 70, Hewitt Best is incinerated. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 81, The Meadow echoes the New York Millennials’ Party Time modification to the Breath Mints, and Leach Ingram and Rodriguez Internet party. (Watch here on Before)
==Election Outcomes==
===Decrees===
*Trust Fall passed with 5,879,869 Votes, 67% of all Decree Votes
**TURN THE TABLES, THE MEADOW
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*Ratification passed with 761,736 Votes, 9% of all Decree Votes
**Hotel Motel was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
**The Breath Mints removed the Hotel Motel from The Meadow.
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**Turntables was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
**The Breath Mints removed Turntables from The Meadow.
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===Wills===
*Move
**The Breath Mints vote to move Lucas Petty to their Shadow Rotation.
**The Breath Mints made a roster move.
*** Lucas Petty, Rotation 
*** Lucas Petty, Shadows 
**Lucas Petty entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 47% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 97% of Breath Mints Move VotesFinal Odds - 45% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Breath Mints vote to swap Jacob Haynes and Hierophantic Foible.
**The Flowers and Breath Mints made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 46% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 8% of Breath Mints Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 4% chance of happening.
===Blessings===
*Yo... Hitter? blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
**The Breath Mints made a roster move.
*** Mooney Doctor II, Rotation 
*** Mooney Doctor II, Lineup 
**The Breath Mints had 43% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.730,280 votes were cast.
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