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Oggy and the Cockroaches - The Ghost-Hunter

While the near petrified Oggy was watching a 1940s era giant monster movie, the cockroaches play a prank involving sticking a claw-shaped pointer at him, resulting in Oggy angrily retaliating and chasing them into the kitchen, armed with a frying pan. The cockroaches hide in a cooked chicken but Oggy spots them and pummels the whole mass flat - with the cockroaches inside, killing them instantly.
Oggy prepares the makeshift coffin - a matchbox for the deceased bodies of the cockroaches, and buries them in Oggy's front yard using an excavator. Few seconds later, the sky gets filled with storm clouds and the spirits of the cockroaches emerge from their grave; then they see Oggy's house and growl, ready to get revenge, and, as always cause mayhem for Oggy: except this time, paranormal!
Firstly, they levitate toothpaste into his nose; form a female version of Oggy - a contact kiss causes Oggy's face to be covered in boils; he gets swatted through the bathroom mirror into a virtual area filled with infants that resembled Oggy's appearance; then one of the babies diapers are filled, then the ghosts come out of the stink lines, and Oggy notices them, and gets scared and runs while the ghosts are laughing and chasing him. Later a TNT explosion, while trying to get out - all of which are the cockroaches' spirits in disguise. Later Oggy tries to get out of the mirror, but Joey flicks him.
Oggy locks himself in the toilet area but the paranormal activity doesn't stop there - however the spirits make 2 copies of the toilets alive and tickle Oggy, causing him to dance - eventually he discoverers he's hallucinating and stops moving, only to hallucinate more by supposedly being in a theater and the audience boos at him.
Whilst Dee-Dee's spirit levitates the fridge, Oggy finds a book and hides in the closet. Inside the book are pages of how to resurrect roaches using a special green and purple patterned disk mat and green liquid. He then excavated the coffin from the front yard and obtains the "resurrection" materials.
Oggy pours the liquid on top of the cockroaches coffin on top of the disk, whilst reading prayer commands from the book. The spirits (who are present) see the corpses and laugh at them. They each pick them up. But then they are confused as the disk activates, causing a supernatural cloud vortex to levitate the house, and the cockroaches spirits are struck by lightning and return to the bodies. The vortex ends, Oggy falls, breaking his guitar string, and the deceased bodies of the roaches come back to life, much to the euphoric relief for Oggy. It seemingly nearly got undone when a falling TV squashes them, but they survived happily and laughed.
In the end, Oggy and the cockroaches enjoy watching another scary movie, but they do so on the enchanted disk mat which activates, causing for the storm clouds to come back, and also causing the monsters in the movie to emerge from the floor! The titular characters freak out as the episode ends.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
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Oggy and the Cockroaches Hidden Episode

Hello, my name is Derek, and this incident happened to me in November 2004. I was 8 at that time.
Remember Oggy and the Cockroaches? It's a show about a blue cat and three cockroaches. Well, one time, Cartoon Network aired a lost episode that was NOT supposed to air! It only aired ONCE, though.
It was 1:30 in the morning, and I was surfing through channels. When I switched to Cartoon Network, I saw that Oggy and the Cockroaches was on. That was weird, why would it be on this early? It's not a Adult Swim show either. "Oh well." I thought to myself.
The episode started with the intro like always. However, the animation was choppy, like it wasn't finished yet. After the intro, it cut to black for 1 minute. After that, it zoomed into the inside of Oggy's house. it showed his stairs for 2 minutes 39 seconds. There was no audio at all, and the wallpapers of his house looked old. They were teared. "Weird." I thought to myself.
Suddenly, Oggy popped up. His eyes were blood red and his pupils were green, and his lips were... realistic. He was staring at ME. There were creepy and disturbing whispers that sounded gibberish, I didn't know what they were saying. It was probably reversed whispers.
It sounded like someone behind me was whispering. I took out my Sound Recorder and played it in reverse.
It said
"I will find you and kill you."
I was starting to feel scared, and my palms were sweating. I tried to change the channel, nothing happened. I unplugged everything, nothing happened. I pressed the power button, nothing happened. I put the remote batteries in and out, nothing happened.
Suddenly, Oggy said in a satanic voice, "You're a weak, and stupid 8-year old who can not do anything right. I'll track you down. Don't think your anonymous, Derek." He smiled demonicly then a white text said "You can't survive like this beyond death.", and the TV turned itself off. I ran to my parent's room, screaming. I asked them to sleep with them, and they accepted it.
I always dreamed of Oggy saying "You are in my world now. You cannot escape." and sometimes I would wake up sweating, screaming, or even crying. I can't help it. I've had nightmares ever since.
And today, I'm sharing this story with you. I can see a fat, blue cat with a red nose out of my window. I think it's Oggy...
Thank you for taking your time to read this and have a nice day.
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:TELAVISHUN
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Oggy and the Cockroaches Lost Episode

Back in 1999, I was an intern at Xilam and I had to watch the latest episode, so I went to watch it. The tape was slightly broken and it said "OGGY READS THE NECRONOMICON PART 1&2" in sharpie. So I watched it.
==Part I==
The episode started like normal, it slowly panned into Oggy's blue house in the neighbourhood full of red houses. Oggy got out of bed and went to the kitchen, and saw the cockroaches. Instead of getting out a fly swatter and just squashing them, like normal, he got out a sharp, hyper-realistic knife and sliced them all in half.
"TODAY I HAVE GOT MY REVENGE." said Oggy in a deep voice.
Hyper-realistic blood went all over the walls. Instead of eyes, Oggy now had black holes. Oggy went into the living room, wearing a red robe, and opened up a copy of the Necronomicon. The cockroaches were tied up, on fire. Oggy had summoned Evil Patrixxx. Evil Patrixxx burnt Oggy and ate him alive.
==Part II==
Oggy and Jack were outside, packing guns and bombs into Jack's car. Jack was holding a small Desert Eagle. They drove to bank.
They were both wearing sacks over their heads. Jack pointed a gun to the bank teller. 
"PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG" said Oggy.
Jack was shooting everyone else. When they got home, the phone rang.
Oggy answered it, but nobody was there.
"WHO WAS PHONE?" shouted Oggy. 
==Part III==
The doorbell rang and Oggy went to see who it was. It was Jack, except his face was all messed up, like he had been in a fight. 
Jack said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
Oggy whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything Oggy can say that this cab was rare, but Oggy thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air'.
Oggy pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and he yelled to the cabbie 'Yo holmes smell ya later'.
He looked at my kingdom he was finally there
To sit his my throne as the Oggy of Bel-Air
==Aftermath==
I showed the tape to Olivier Jean-Marie and he was scared, because he didn't make it, and he was worried a lunatic hiding in the building made it. So we grabbed the tape, smashed it, shot it, burnt it, nuked it and buried it deep in the ground where nobody can find it.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT ...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Memes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Oh, Japan.

Omg hai ___^ I'm Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___________________________________^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____ =I looked up and saw...SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! " KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!" I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)" then sasuke held me close =^ = and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Oh, You Think That's You in the Mirror?

Hey you, yes you. I am a little scared, and mostly confused. Please help me. First of all, I would just like to say that this is a true story which happened a few years back. While I was moving into my new house, I decided to install my mirror to my bathroom. Then, a few nights later, a thunder storm woke me up, and I had to use the bathroom. So I did my business, but just as I was leaving, something seemed wrong; I could have sworn I saw an obscure red shape out of the corner of my eye. I ran, scared and startled, back to my room. I want to let you know this is true. I am really scared about this event. So, what do you think it could have been?
I must end this with a question: Do you still think that's you in the mirror?
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Oh, how ORIGINAL! (sarcasm)

don't read this you will die. ok, hi i'm johnn and this is a true story based on real events so believe me, ok guys? well here it goes...i found a video game at a flea market so I purchased it and I noticed there was a name on the cartirdge named like Kevin or something. it was owned by some guy who died but he loved this game so his family decided to sold it. yes they sold it to me for a cheap price the price was like 25 cents i dont remember the details to well anway. i put the game in the console and a scary noise played like a backwards scream or something the music was backwards and the game shut itself off without me touching anything (itz haunted i tells you). ok so then I turned it back on and a small stick figgure appeared and it said "get me out of hear" so I screamed at the top of my lungs i cut myself with a sharp knife because we were out of sporks and i didn't get a ham slice at dinner so i bcame mad and stsartd toiugn on a rampage and i killed my parents and my dog and i forgot to take out the trash, i turned into slenderman, i looked in the mirror and my face,,,,,,, was not gone but it wasn't their! the game I bought was a Pokemon gamebut I didn'tcareabout but omg and then a skeleton appeared out of the corpses of my parents and dogs and we did the jigg it was fun but also kinda of scary but jeff the killer is my idol, I love him, and I found a haunted exe file on my cp you know it was called Death.exe I opened it up and the numbers 666 was on the file size I was scared but everything was good at the end because I took a massive shit that crapped the badness out of me ok goodbye thanksk for readying and leave a comments on what happened. bye
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:English Class Failure
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Oh, the trauma

Moxy is an usually happy UglyDoll, but what happened to her one day almost fully ruined her life.
Moxy was on Instadoll, a site for pretty dolls that is similar to Instagram. Moxy used it for about a week when all of a sudden, an user on the site named "Chroma's troth" messaged her about being unbreakable. The message read:
"Hey Moxy, you think you're unbreakable like that bio of yours said? well, what if you get rid by a truck, or get cut opened by a knife stronger than you and have your stuffing took out of you? well, have fun while it lasted, because you're not unbreakable, you're a piece of crap..."
Moxy was traumatized once she read it, she didn't even want to life anymore, she thought the message was right about her. She started cutting herself while saying this:
"Yeah, you're right Chroma, I shouldn't even exist, no one actually loves me, and my original owner rejected me, because she hated me. Now I know. Good bye, world..."
She attempted to commit suicide by oversleeping, but that didn't work, because Mandy came into her house (kinda like unbreakable) and sat on a chair she found, bounding not to wake up Moxy, she originally was trying to get a drink from Moxy's coffee machine, because Moxy's worked, while hers just overheats
She tried to talk to Moxy about why she was sad, but due to Moxy's trauma and issues, she didn't want to talk, soon, Mandy asked if anything traumatized her, Moxy started crying when she said that.
Mandy sang to her about issues in her past when she used to be bullied and depressed from trauma, Moxy then joined along, with all her might coming into her voice, singing;
"Someone said, to me, that I'm not unbreakable, not strong, just weak, a useless little doll... I agreed with, the message, and started cutting my self... with a knife, stronger, than me-e-e..."
Mandy was shocked she sang with that much emotion, vibrato, and bends in her voice, even her mouth couldn't handle it, it moved with the bends. Mandy sang to her:
"I know, but look, i'm actually a friend to you. I don't want to push you around, or hurt you. You actually are unbreakable, you're strong and undeniable. I don't see again wrong with you..."
Moxy looked up to Mandy with a shocking smile, kinda like how she does it on the UglyDolls poster. Moxy and Mandy sang and sang till the ending came, that's when Moxy riffed her voice so hard, her body was bouncing with her vibrato and her hands shook with the bends. Moxy sang:
"So, they were wrong, I was right, all along. With ev-erything about me-e-e-e. I'm proud about myself now, thanks to no one else other than, you....."
Mandy was impressed, Moxy was happy again and was not traumatized anymore.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Oh Damn

The date is 7/8/19 and I have holed up in the local 7/11.
The virus is spreading to everyone in my neighborhood, and I think it might go global.
It all started 5 days ago when a kind old lady screamed "OH DAMN" after getting scared by her family. Then, she couldn't stop and neither could anyone who heard it. Basically, there was a chorus of "oh damn!"
I have stuffed my ears with toilet paper I found in the 7/11 bathroom in high hopes of not getting infected.
Shit. One day my friend Delkin Shmidder knocked on the door screaming and crying. He said he crashed his unicycle and his ass crushed the big lollipop he had.
The reason he crashed his bike was because a scary man threw a pebble in the road according to him.
I gave him a lollipop off of the shelf, but sadly there was only sex novelty lollies and he had a big purple dick lollipop and it was kind of weird but whatever he was happy.
As I waited in the 7/11 for possible help from the oh damn virus zone I drank all of the Sprite because I wanted to have the world's biggest belch.
My tummy hurt, I had over 50 sprites and it wasn't looking good. I let it go and the world's most horrifying thing happened.
BURRRRRRGGGLLLLHRRRPPPPPPSHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRHURRRRRRRPPPPPAEVGGRHGEGRGGRRJRKROOOHPERRRRRRUPPRRRRRRHHHBELLCHHHHEHRRRRRR
Think of that noise for about 3 hours. Once it was finally over I felt amazing and Delkin was horrified yet thought it was awesome.
Until..
"hey, that scary man said something to me!!"
oh shit..
"he just yelled OH DAMN OH DAMN OH DAMN!!"
DELKIN N-
Oh damn.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Oh See Dee

"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!" I yell out, sweat pouring down my face as I melt away from the stress of the situation. There is my mother, my perfect, caring and understanding mother, lying on the floor semi-conscious after the nasty fall she just had. I turn her over to lay her on her back and I immediately notice the swelling. She must have hit her head on the floor when she face planted under the dining room table. The blood is overwhelming the white tile floor, flowing steadily from a large gash on the left side of her neck. She must have caught the corner of the glass tabletop.
"You know I always stack school books on those tiles over there! That was so stupid and clumsy, Mom!"
I can't stop looking at the gash in her neck. The swelling has spread across her forehead so it looks to be evenly distributed. But that gash, on the one side of her neck... it just isn't right. She knows I can't be put in situations like this, never been able to handle them well at all. I love my mother dearly and I can't just watch her bleed out of that gash. I have got to do something!
"Mom, listen to me, you have got to stay still! Do you understand? This may hurt a bit, but you CANNOT move or it is just going to be worse. I'll be right back!"
I run to the kitchen, "2, 3, 2" and click the light switch 6 times. As I approach the knife stand, I make sure to rub the green wall counter-clockwise 24 times and clockwise 24 times before I lift every knife in the block until I settle on the one that feels the best, the paring knife. I skip two tiles left, 3 tiles forward and two tiles right until I am even with my mother. As I bend down over her, I make sure that I even up the blade opposite her neck from the existing gash.
"Mom, quit moving, you are going to mess up my line! Once it is perfectly symmetrical, I'll get you a towel and call the ambulance okay! Stay calm!"
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Category:Suicide
Category:Old Shit
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Oh Yeah Mr. Krabs

I was walking on the road, doo doo du doo! when I saw a tape on the ground. I picked it up and read it. it said nothing but "Mr. Krabs" on it. I took it home and put it in the DvD drive. I then picked up the wiimote and started the video.
It started with a dark sky. The only bit of enviornment was grass and a puddle. Mr. Krabs was standing there, staring directly at the viewer. There was no music.
He stood still for the first half second, simply staring at the viewer. He then said the words "Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs!"
I have no idea what that meant.
He sat and stared at the viewer for another half second, then he started moving. He faced the lake, then jumped in head-first. He started screaming. The screams were ear pain.
After that, it just ended. No aftermath, no reason, no explanation, no question, it just ended.
I have no idea what happened.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:SpongeBob
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Oh baby a quadruple

Oh baby a triple is a funny meme everyone loves. I mean everyone. Everyone in the entire world. Everyone in my entire ass. Everyone in the entire Islamic state. Everyone in Barrack Obama. Some people even wish they could have sex with oh baby a triple. However, I recently found something that made me change my mind about it. I went to go look up the oh baby a triple while wearing my oh baby a triple shirt. As I watched the original video, the kid said "Oh baby a triple." I laughed so hard I died. I played the video again and the kid said "Oh baby a triple." I laughed so hard I laughed. I figured playing it triple the amount of times by 1 would be a good idea. I played the video again and the kid said "Oh baby a quadruple." I screamed in horror at this.
Something was wrong. He usually doesn't say this. I must Investiage! I went to my friend's house to show the video, but as it turns out, he was maserbading to the video already, but I showed him what was on my screen. The kid said "Oh baby a triple" this time instead of quadruple. My friend killed me for lying about the kid saying quadruple. I figured what I heard must've been a dream or something and went back home.
When I went home, I found three severed baby heads in a basket next to a radio. I picked up the radio and heard "Baby". It almost sounded like the oh baby a triple kid was on the radio. I got scared and went into my house with the basket. I made spaghetti and meatballs with the baby heads being the meatballs and ate it. It was sure delicious. I then heard on the radio I picked up: "Oh baby a triple". The oh baby a triple kid was right at my back porch bashing my glass slide door that came from American Furniture TM. Eventually. He knocked down the door and chased after me. I ran out the door and into the streets.
MORE COMING SOON*
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Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta