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Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Hour 2

After my encounter with the DVD, I went back to Nickelodeon Studios and told my cousin about what I saw. He looked me straight in the eyes and walked away. I then here crying from the employes room. I walk in and I see a giant TV screen, and it was playing some weird episode or something. Letters appeard at the bottom that said "Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Hour 2". I was instanly shocked by this. It showed Jimmy lieing in a hole in the ground with people staring at him. Then the camera zooms into Sheen's eyes as he drops a tear. It then showed Jimmy getting buried alive, then the screen zooms-out and shows his tombstone. His tombstone said "RIP Jimmy Nutrin, 2013-2013, the pizza was agrrisve". The screen zooms out again and it shows a sign that says: "DEAD JOKE CEMETERY" then the film stopped. An intern looked me staright in the eyes and said "Just another day in life at Nickelodeon Studios."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Hour Lost Episode

My cousin worked as a intern for Nickeloden in 2005. He gave me a DVD of Jimmy Neutron. I got home and I later on I put in the DVD in to my Xbox. I play this episode and the title card was "Jimmy Neutron Happy Family Hour". I thoght this was a new unaired special hour episode. I was wrong. It played and in the begining was the most disturbing part. It showed the house of Jimmy Neutron, It went in as just music then no sound. I showed Hugh with a gun and killed the mom, the audio was back. He said " Jimmy your mom is dead, do and order of pizza for dinner." Jimmy said " Okay Daddy". I was very creeped out. Then there was no audio again. Jimmy was on the phone and talking. I was guessing it was for the pizza. The Hugh comes up to Jimmy and says "Now its time for father-son bonding". Then the screen had a red screen effect and Hugh said " BOND WITH ME JIMMY" in a deep voice. Then they were on the sofa waching TV. I was weird was Hugh had a gun pointing at Jimmy. I got sick. The door bell ringed and the pizza went bezerk. Jimmy said " THE PIZZA IS AGRESSIVE!". The pizza chopped of Hugh's head. Then Jimmy said "Just another day in the life of Jimmy Neutron." The the episode ended. I took out the DVD and smashed it to little bits. I had a few nightmares and could no go to sleep. A person made what was on the DVD animated but he dreamed a few things for it.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:Wall of Text
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Videos
Category:FOTM
Category:Hall of Fame
Category:Shortpasta
Jimmy Neutron Lost Episode: Sheen Kills Jimmy

Well one day i was at a video shop i found a DVD titled Sheen Kills Jimmy.I wanted to see it so i stealed it and watched it.It all begin but without the intro just a red Title Card that says Sheen Kills Jimmy.The episode begins with Jimmy talking with Carl but i couldnt hear what they where saying then comes Sheen and they enter to the laboratory jimmy was making a experiment but i dont know what was the experiment about the show was still mute.Then appears a black screen for 10 seconds and the episode shows again Then appears Cindy being stabed to death by Sheen the horrible thing was that in the episode Sheen was a sick fuck¡ Sheen spit on Cindy's corpse i wanted to skip that part but my DVD wasnt working i even wanted to open the DVD but the DVD dint open i tried but then then appears another black screen again saying Sheen Hasnt finish hes revenge.
Then sheen with red eyes stares into the screen for 5 secons and then he splits Carl in 2 parts with a chainsaw the blood looked so realistic. Jimmy was there watching so he runed then appears a clip of a man with a gun shooting himself in his head but it was muted to. Then appears a clip from the beginin of the episode when Jimmy accidentaly killed sheen because his experiment exploted in front of Sheen's face and killed him instantly then shows Jimmy burring Sheen's corpse and then Sheen getting out of the coffin. And then appears a picture of Jimmy decpitated with very realistic blood and Sheen saying with a demonic voice:you are next and a the end just appears the credits but in another language i dont what language was with a very sad music and it doesnt appears the nickelodeon logo or the other logos then at the end of the credits appears a kid corpse decapitated it looked just like Jimmy and he weared the same clothes of Jimmy and his head was like Jimmy's head even the hair then when i tried to show the video to anyone else it only showed normal Jimmy Neutron episodes that was weird.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:NSFW
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Old Shit
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Jimmy Neutron Theory: Fairies

So one day I was eating a fruit nut grannola bar and punching myself while holding sanic's fur (I have a tuft of his hair like fangirls do. did you know it sanic's fur turns purple when soaked in vodka?), and I realized that JIMMY NEUTRON HAS FAIRY GODPARENTS!!
WOW.
What's my evidence?
HERE IT IS! Prepared to be AMAZED with my constant
LINE
BREAKS
FOR
NO
RAISON.
Okay, so you know how Jimmy Newtron keeps inventing AMAZING things, right?
How does he get so many ideas?
How does he somehow get all the supplies he needs?
Why does he hide his lab?
Why did I forget my fourth question before I could type it?
Well the only way to explain this is that FAIRIES get jimmy nutron everything whenever he needs it!
Remember when Jimmy neutrin and timmy turner were in a crossover episode?
Well the fact that they weren't in the same earth means they must be in ALTERNATE UNIVERSES
THIS IS IMPORTANT AT LEAST PRETEND TO PAY ATTENTION!!
So that means that they must be alternate universe versions of each other. Timmy is similar to Jimmy and Turner is HTMC+JAVILLUMINATI code for Neutron.
Timmy also invents things, but he's timid (THERY TIMMY TIMID), so he blames the internet instead for everything instead of Jimmy's attention-hogging capability of claiming credit and being a show off.
They must be alternate universes because their physics are different. Timmy turner is like paper mario and Jimmy Notrunk is kind of like clay. His hair can even go through LOCKERS.
THIS MEANS THAT
THAT
TH
ILLUMINATI
ILLUMINATIIII
JIMMY NITRATE IS ILUMINATI
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, BOY?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:THERY
Category:Memes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
Jingell Bells

Hi, I'm Jorge Jingell, better known as the Creep of the Lindontown Mall and Premium Outlets. Here's an excerpt from one of my memoirs, which were obviously critically acclaimed and called "cringetastic" by Breitbart.
It was a cool November evening when my old employer, Wallace Malice, decided to ring me up and ask me if I'd still be interested in being his shopping mall's Santer Klaus for the winter. It was November so I said no. But that didn't stop me from driving to the mall anyway.
At 9:30 PM, I arrived at the mall. It was set to close by 10 and I had only just parked my car. "There's still time," I told myself and the guy I had tied up in the back. Said guy told me, "Ya gotta go fast, à la Sanic, if you want to get the greatest deals on the greatest meals."
To procure the greatest deals, I ran into the first store I saw. "Master Swag's Vape Mart", I believe it was. I bought six rlly randumb items and then turned to see the cashier's hyper-realistic eyes. "Lol," I told the idiot. "You drop out of high school?" I was beat up and thrown into a dumpster. But good ol' Jingell couldn't be stopped and he still had fifteen minutes before the mall closed.
I was about to stop into the Crocs store to buy some fashionable shoes and make me feel better about my horrid life. Wallace Malice, owner of the mall, stopped me and asked me why I came over. "You declined my offer," he began, "and now I want to consume your insides."
Dodging Mr. Malice, I tripped and fell right into a Santer Klaus outfit. "I was only kiddin' when I toldja I wouldn't be Santer Klaus," I told my old boss. His hyper-realistic eyes stared into my soul. "You got the same eyes as that cashier back there," I noted. Just then, a 23-year-old manchild passed by. Knowing that I had to be Santer Klaus to avoid being gruesomely murdered and subsequently eaten from the inside out, I said hi to the manchild.
My unkempt hair and disgustingly untrimmed nosehairs must've creeped out the guy, because before you could say "Trump 2016", I was being arrested for indecent exposure. "At least I won't have to greet customers or fear my cannibalistic former manager any longer," I said with a sigh. As I was being taken to the cop car, my kidnappee exited my trunk and tried to defend me. My best friend! Unfortunately, he accidentally mentioned that I had used hate speech while waterboarding him the last time. Now I'd have hate crimes on my public records. Could my mall experience get any more fun-filled?
As I was being driven to prison, I sang my own version of "Jingle Bells", with my coincidental surname substituted for "jingle". What a fun night that was. Oh, and I almost forgot. I would later witness a murder and it was pretty creepy. Now I shall be inducted as a creepypasta legend. Peace.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Jingle Bells

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way;
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.
Yeah, that's how it goes right? You couldn't be more fucking wrong. Everything about holidays has pagan/unrefined origins. Are you really that naive, to believe that so-called new innovations are original? Before Christmas, there was the pagan feast of Saturnalia. Before Halloween, there was the Celtic festival of Samhain. And don't get me started on Thanksgiving. Now all these changed because of a single person. They tell you that the original Jingle Bells was made in 1850 and altered sometime later. While they are right, they leave one part out. It was originally based on a song that was sung to ward off an entity. But I think it was actually a requiem for his victims.
Here's the lyrics, well the chorus and a small portion actually. I found it in a book in my grandparents attic. It belonged to my long deceased grandpa. He seems to have been taken notes on the whole thing. According to him, it would play with a sad tune on some occasions and with a happy tune on others.
The ellipsis indicates lost words. I added the brackets.
...man, ...man,
He's gonna take you away.
Oh! what fun it is to...
...
...man, ...man,
He will take you away.
Oh! what fun it is to chide
With a jubilant h[u]rray.
[As for the rest, it is mostly lost. But there is a portion that still remains]
Now the day is twilight
Go it while you're young,
Take the girls tonight
And sing this melancholy song;
it will keep him at bay
two-forty as his speed
There's no time to pray
Just run! you'll take the lead.
[There is a huge gap here. There may have been more lyrics]
...man, ...man,
With his outstretched arm
he'll welcome you in a grisly charm.
A concealed grimace
A deadly embrace.
...
...man, ...man,
He'll take us away!
What fun it is to abide
In a gaping dismay.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Holidays
Category:Beings
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Music
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Jinx!

You know when you say the same thing at the same time as someone else? Try to avoid that.
Think of life as a movie, and everyone's got a script to follow. As with every film, these scripts have writers. And when you start reading the wrong lines... you end up getting written out.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
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Category:Shortpasta
Jizz

Hello everybody my name is David. I am a man with a job. When I see people I know I say things like "Hey, how are you?" My wife died six years ago. She was ripped in half by a pack of wild pigeons. Can you imagine how that feels as a man to have your wife murdered by pigeons?
Anyway, I was taking a shit at work just now and accidentally touched the rim of the seat which was covered in jizz from the guy who was in before me.
"What the fuck is this?" I said to myself as I sniffed and felt the familiar smell and sensation of another man's cold load.
"It's my jizz." Said a voice outside.
"Fuck you, Dave." I said, my colleague is also named David by the way, and carried on with my business.
As I left the cubicle I noticed Dave was still in the toilet by the sink, jacking it.
"What the fuck Dave? I'm trying to wash my hands."
David looked me in the eyes and said;
"Be quiet. I'm busy."
Something about how he said it and the way his arms were bent around his penis reminded me of the pack of wild pigeons that murdered my wife. Every day I have to live with the fact that the woman in my life was murdered.
Anyway, distracted as I was, I left the toilet without washing my hands. And once back at my desk I immediately put my thumb in my mouth and began to suck. It's not a coping mechanism it just reminds me of when I was breastfed. My mom is still alive by the way, but she's old and not a big part of my story.
"This tastes like shit and jizz." I said out loud at my desk.
"That's because it is shit and jizz, Dave." Said Dave my boss, who is also called Dave.
I slowly stopped sucking my thumb and then quickly phoned an ambulance.
At the hospital I told the doctors and nurses exactly what had happened.
"I'm concerned that I'm going to die, doc."
"You should be concerned." Replied the doctor, who was also called David. "Because you are going to die. You see, if you combine shit and jizz and then eat it it travels into your heart and brain and turns you into a shit and jizz zombie, otherwise known as a felch fiend. It's part of my Hippocratic oath that I put you down right here and now with this sledge hammer."
"That's the first I've heard of such a thing."
"It's generally kept secret to stop people becoming panicked."
"But what about all those pornos I've seen where they eat shit and jizz?"
"That's fake." Replied doctor Dave. "In porn they use chocolate mousse for shit and cream cheese for jizz."
I was about to tell the doctor that I didn't believe him one bit (like, who wants a mouthful of cream cheese and chocolate mousse?) but he caved in my skull with his sledge hammer.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Joe Mama's Spooky Occultish Haunted Museum

Hi, my name is none of your business, I am suffering from Ligma and Japanese is not my first language, so bear with me. My wife whose name is also not your business works as a janitor in Joe Mama's Spooky Occultish Haunted Museum, and she finally was able to let me take a tour! After paying $420 entrance fee, I was beyond excited to see where she worked all these years.
"Hey, don't forget your rosary," she said. "We have a priest on standby since everything in this museum is very spooky and very haunted. And some things are from the occult!"
I was scared shitless, to say the least. But I was getting bored of horror movies being my only source of terror. And the occasional demon that would latch itself onto my wife after some bad days at work. And then we'd have an exorcism and that would ruin our very romantic evening of throwing cheese curds at each other.
Anyway, I digress. I clutched the rosary tight in my hands and followed her down this long, scary hallway. "This is Big Chungus, and he'll be your tour guide!" my wife told me.
"Not you?" I asked, almost about to start sputtering on my tears.
"No, hun, I'm just a mere janitor, remember?"
"Right, ok." I followed Big Chungus to the last door on the left.
"Just what do you think you're doing!" Big Chungus grumbled. "This is the bathroom! Single person!" He gestured at the single toilet.
"Oh, I can't watch?" I asked. "I thought it was part of the tour." Dejected, I stepped back as he slammed the door and did his business.
"Come on," he said angrily after he exited the bathroom. "What's on your list? Your wife said you wanted to see--"
"DEEZ NUTS!"
the end
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Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Joey Finally Feels the Sunshine

Joey was a good lad. He never got into trouble, and, in his friends' eyes, he was a hardcore gamer.
One day he was enjoying a nice glass of coca-cola, and looking at cheats for games.
He had heard of one game before, named Sonic R. He had just gotten the game, and had beaten it. In the Easter eggs, he saw one peculiar cheat called “the tails doll curse”.
He clicked on it, and it opened up.
He started reading.
“If you hate curses, then you MUST leave this dusty secret behind. In any way, IF you attempt this, you will die. First, make sure you have your copy of Sonic R.”
He scoffed. Of course he had Sonic R! Why would he be looking at cheats for it if he did not have it?
“Make sure you have beaten it 100 percent and unlocked the tails doll. Select tag mode, as the tails doll. Now you have started. Now take your controller and tag everyone other than super sonic. Once this is done, THEN tag Super Sonic.”
Hell yah! He thought. He dialed his friends’ numbers and told them about the curse. They made a night of it. They each would bring something to eat.
He decided to erase everything, to make it fun. Once the night came, they poured some pop, prepared their barbecue chips and started playing.
“Ugh, this music sucks!” said one friend.
They all agreed, and once the next race was over, they turned the volume off all the way. They took out a radio and played other video game soundtracks. Finally, time had passed.
They had 100% completion. Now, the tails doll curse. They grabbed some extra soda and picked up their controllers.
Joey did not feel right at this point. He did everything he could to avoid one friend, who was playing as the tails doll, and keep the curse from happening.
But something strange happened, the tails doll player passed out from exhaustion, but the tails doll was still moving. This happened after the player had tagged everyone.
Joey was glued to the screen. For at least an hour, he went around the track at least 100 times. Joey started singing along with the music.
“Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your day? Don’t you feel like sometimes, you just need to run away?”
“Wait, what?” the one who was playing as the Eggrobo, noticed this was not live and learn. He had put the Sonic Adventure 2 battle soundtrack on, not the Sonic R soundtrack.
Wait, Joey did not own a Sonic R soundtrack, in fact he hated the music. He opened up the CD drive, and had found the Sonic R CD with blood on it in the CD player.
“Holy shi-” a knife slashed through his neck. He fell to the floor.
An orange plush was standing over the dead bodies, err, floating.
They where all dead.
“You will never feel the sunshine again…”
The doll from hell is a serious thing. Only he was the one to stop this. He will never.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Sonic
Category:Living Objects
Category:Beings
Category:Old Shit
JoeysWorldTour

Darkness.
Darkness is all that exists in a world without Joey. It creeps in from all corners of the world, converging into a single sheet of foul energy that suffocates me as I peer desperately into the void for any sign of our Magnificent Joey. "Fear not, my child", whispers a voice in my ear.
I turn around to find Joey's beautiful, gleaming eyes gazing into my own. Overwhelmed by the Joy of being so close to Joey, I wake from my dream, and my joyous expression slowly turns into one of bewilderment. Realizing that this was all just a dream, I slowly curl myself into a tight ball, for the icy chill is too frigid when Joey isn't there by my side.
I slowly close my eyes and begin to weep, hoping that my next dream will bring me just a little bit closer to Magnificent Joey.﻿
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Category:Dreams
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
John Arbuckle Meets John Riccitiello

Hello guys. I'm the guy called John Arbuckle. I'm the owner of the cat called Garfield from the Garfield series. One time, I was browsing the internet for 10 seconds and then I saw some bad news. Oh crap! It's going to scare you, considering how awesome I am! It's going to scare you, considering how awesome I am! It's going to scare you, considering how awesome I am! It's going to scare you, considering how awesome I am! It's going to scare you, considering how awesome I am! It's going to scare you, considering how awesome I am! It's going to scare you, considering how awesome I am! It's going to scare you, considering how awesome I am! It's going to scare you, considering how awesome I am! It's going to scare you, considering how awesome I am! Don't go any further!
Unity actually planned to charge fees for every time a game is installed, with little attention to whether it should be charaged, such as reinstallations or pirated copies! Oh crap! Fuck! Shit! It's so scary, considering how awesome I am!
I then started crying for 30 seconds because my favorite Unity developers might go bankrupt just because of greed! Garfield had started getting nightmares, about the runtime fee announcement, that he was happy to wake up from! That poor cat... Then, someone knocked at my door for 5 seconds. I opened it after 10 seconds, and his name was John Riccitiello.
He then admitted (for 10 seconds) to being the greedy CEO of Unity Technologies that made the company plan the runtime fee policy in the first place! I was scared shitless, as not only does he have lots of power over Unity, but his name was JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Garfield started to get worse NIGHTMARES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I then slapped his face for a second, went back to my bedroom 5 seconds after the slap, and started crying for 60 seconds. I then committed suicide due to the absolute shame of having the same first name as an asshole.
Whatever you do, don't be called John and open the door on a greedy CEO of Unity Technologies also called John, or else the same thing will happen to you for at least 1 minute and 56 sec- Y̴͍̯̮̺̳̳̽̔̄̇̍̈́̄̏̂̒͜ͅÓ̴̞̺̩̘͓̈́́̅̍͜U̷͕̩͊̄̈̃R̴̘̥͕͎̦̳̫̖̳̅̈̐̌͊́̉̐̌͜Ê̸̘̩̓̽̇̏̈͊̃̐͐͆̕͝͝ ̶̢͎̤͎̗̞̲̻̫̳̱̻̘͛͑͐̾̓̄̇͘͜N̸̡͚̜̩̺̖̦̟̥̖̮̯̭͉͎̅͑Ë̴̬̊̊̈́̆̈́͘X̴̬͉̟̲̼̝̑̿̂̂T̴̡̨͙̻̘̗̣̰̟͚͂̀̇
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Category:Satire
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