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Lucas Petty

is a player for the Philly Pies, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Petty has previously played for the Kansas City Breath Mints and LA Unlimited Tacos.
==Official League Records==
Petty joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints with .
On , Day 27, Petty joined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for Uncle Plasma as a result of the Kansas City FreshDome's . On Day 32, Petty retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Uncle Plasma, again due to the Fax Machine.
On , Day 69, Petty rejoined the active roster in exchange for PolkaDot Zavala, as a result of the Kansas City FreshDome's . 
During the , Petty retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows as a result of the Breath Mints' will.
On , Day 13, Petty joined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for Leach Ingram as a result of the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine. On Day 31, Petty retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Ingram, again due to the Fax Machine. On Day 80, Petty rejoined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for Uncle Plasma as a result of the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine. 
On , Day 5, Petty retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Plasma via the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine. On Day 27, Petty rejoined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for Leach Ingram as a result of the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine. On Day 79, Petty retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Ingram, again due to the Fax Machine.
On , Day 81, Petty rejoined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for Ingram via the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine. On Day 95, Petty retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Kina Larsen, again due to the Fax Machine. On Day 105, Petty rejoined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for Larsen via the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine.
Petty was traded to the LA Unlimited Tacos in exchange for Michelle Sportsman during the via the Breath Mints' will.
On , Day 54, Petty retreated to the Tacos' Shadows in exchange for Yummy Elliott via Al Pastor Memorial Park's Fax Machine. On Day 65 of that Season, Petty rejoined the Tacos' pitching rotation in exchange for McBaseball Clembons via the Fax Machine. On Day 94, Petty returned to the Tacos' Shadows in exchange for Vito Kravitz, again via the Fax Machine.
On , Day 3, Petty rejoined the Tacos' pitching rotation in exchange for McBaseball Clembons at Al Pastor Memorial Park via the Fax Machine.
During the November 25, 2022 Fall Ball, Petty fell to the Philly Pies.
==Chants==
*Start your engines!
*Go off, King!
*Show me the car fax!
==Fan Works==
===Text Works===
*Forty Years Lost by Discord user athenadykes#4899
===Gallery===
File:Tacos King Petty.png|Lucas Petty by @goatedtoasts
File:LucasPetty HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:Petty vito jellorain.png|Petty with Vito Kravitz, by jellorain#8540
File:Petty cool jellorain.png|King Petty by jellorain#8540
File:Petty viperSwansong.jpg|Petty with their car, by @ViperSwansong
File:Petty glassGoblin.png|Lucas Petty by @GlassGoblin
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Category:Former Shadows Players
Lucas Petty Racing

Greetings splortsfans, we are here at the edge of the horizon with superstar pitcher and NLASCAR driver Lucas Petty using the Taco Chariot to get through the End Zone and find their way back to their home stadium before fuel runs out. This is part of the Baltimore Crabs CrabJam2.
==Lucas Petty Wiki Race==
The time is now 
You will be starting at 
Your goal is to get to <choose uncached=""><option> Al Pastor Memorial Park</option><option>Kansas City FreshDome</option><option>Tastycake Stadium</option></choose> in as few page clicks as possible.
Rules: 
*Only links in the body of the wiki can be used, no info boxes or navigation boxes
*No right turns, I mean, right clicks
*No using the page Ballparks on your route
Submit your route
You can submit your route here
Results are posted here
Lucas Petty’s Kit Crew

Lucas Petty drives a racecar, and their pit crew is comprised of several pet cats, referred to as the Kit Crew.
The Kit Crew is remarkably good at stadium maintenance as well as car maintenance, but after finishing a maintenance job they immediately go back to lazing around. The Scuttles try to help the Kit Crew with their work, but are ineffective at it. The average NLASCAR pit crew has up to eight members, so the Kit Crew is comprised of up to eight cats, unless multiple cats are fitting in a single pit crew uniform, in which case there are more.
Pepito gets along great with the Kit Crew; finding the Kit Crew snuggling with her helped Petty get over their Spearmint-induced fear of Pepito. Felix Garbage also gets along well with the Kit Crew, partially because they remind him of bodega cats. By contrast, the Kit Crew hates Yummy Elliott, who showers them in affection anyway. 
Hendricks Richardson and his TA Throckmorton Smooth have been teaching the Kit Crew communist theory since joining the Tacos. The Kit Crew already knew the basics, however, and were already unionized, due to having been in the general vicinity of Hewitt Best.
The Kit Crew and the various rats comprising Rat Mason work together to put on fireworks shows when Petty wins games. Peanut Bong sometimes helps with the pyrotechnics. Sometimes, Basilio Fig IS the pyrotechnics.
Luce Honeycrisp

Luce Honeycrisp was a lineup player for the Seattle Garages, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Honeycrisp was first seen as a lineup player for the Garages after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
==Fan Works==
File:Luce 2.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Luce Honeycrisp, a fat Filipina bee person with bee wings and antennae, brown skin, and short straight hair pulled up into a short ponytail. She has yellow eyes and is looking worriedly off to the side|Luce by Cori
File:Luce and eric.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Luce Honeycrisp and Homerun Eric (Homespun Eric). Luce is a fat Filipina bee person with brown skin, short hair pulled up into a ponytail, antennae, and wings. Homerun Eric is a sleazy looking white man with brown hair wearing a suit over a flannel shirt. Eric is offering Luce a business card for Arrow Acres featuring an apple version of the Arrowsun on it. |Luce and "Homespun Eric" by Cori
Lucien Patchwork

was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from , Day 87 until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Patchwork joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers on , Day 87 after the incineration of York Silk.
During the , Patchwork received a combined stat increase as a result of the Moist Talkers' will.
During the , Patchwork gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 93, Patchwork was in a game with Peanut weather by Philly Pies lineup player Peanut Holloway.
During the , Patchwork gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
During the , Patchwork Evolved to as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory.
On , Day 29, Baltimore Crabs hitter Silvaire Roadhouse hit the ball towards Patchwork, giving them the Unstable modification due to Roadhouse's Debt. On Day 33, Patchwork's Unstable activated, causing a Rogue Umpire to attempt to incinerate them, though the incineration was blocked by their Shell. This was the first-known attempted incineration on a Shelled player.
==Fan Works==
File:Lucien Patchwork Icon.jpg|Lucien Patchwork icon by Nic
File:Lucian Patchwork by Lily.png|Lucien Patchwork by Lily
File:Lucien Patchwork HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Players With Base 1
Lucky Patel

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Records==
Patel was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
During the Party Planning election, Patel attended the Jazz Hands' Mixer, resulting in a combined star increase. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Lucky Runway

was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and competed in Gamma 4 until they were Charged and gained the Static modification.
== Official League Record ==
Runway was first seen as a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
During the Guest of Honor election, Runway gained the Life of the Party modification as a result of the Moist Talkers' Guest of Honor will. Runway also received 3 parties from this will, resulting in a combined stat increase.
During the Party Planning election, Runway attended the Moist Talkers' Mixer, resulting in a combined stat increase.
During the Charges election, Runway gained the Static modification as a result of the Moist Talkers' Charge will, and was removed from the Moist Talkers' roster. Runway received three copies of the modification, along with every other Charged player.
Category:Players
Category:Players with the Static modification
Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Canada Moist Talkers Short Circuits Players
Luis Acevedo

was a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from the until being incinerated on , Day 2. Acevedo also played for the Seattle Garages and Ohio Worms.
==Official League Records==
Acevedo joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages with .
On , Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and tied both teams' records for first place in the Chaotic Evil division.
As a result of the , Acevedo was sent to the Baltimore Crabs while Oliver Notarobot was sent to the Seattle Garages. 
On , Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of Unlimited Tacos batter Vito Kravitz's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. This raised Acevedo's hitting from to . 
On , Acevedo gained the modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Due to the Crabs' Ascension, Acevedo was absent from the ILB from the until the Descension.
During the , Acevedo's defense was increased by as a result of the Crabs' blessing.
Acevedo was traded to the Ohio Worms in exchange for Enid Marlow during the via the Worms' will, becoming a pitcher in the process. 
Acevedo was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Jacoby Podcast during the via the Worms' will. Additionally, Acevedo's pitching was increased and batting decreased as a result of the Worms' will.
On , Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by Jon Halifax. 
==Fan Works==
File:Gettin the slush by duck.png|Luis and Tot by CallofDuckies
File:108LuisAcevedo.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Luis Acevedo - Goblin.jpg|Art by @glassgoblin
File:Luis Acevedo - Marn.png|Art by @corpserevivers
File:Luis Acevedo - ratgills.png|Art by @Ratgills
File:Gallery - Music.png|King Tot's Lament by Oswin
File:Gallery - Playlist.png|Luis Acevedo a playlist by Rai
File:Gallery - Writing.png|do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either) Luis and Kennedy talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by Rai
File:Gallery - Writing.png|The smell of ozone during a storm Luis and the Crabs. by Rai
File:Gallery - Writing.png|Into the Deep Luis Joins the Crabs by Klauinax
File:Luis Acevedo - showzwns.png|Art by @showzens
File:Luis Acevedo - GlassGoblin.png|Luis is Elsewhere. Art by @glassgoblin
File:Tot luis by dersedreaming.jpg|Luis and Tot by gl1tchm4g3
File:Break ground luis.png|Luis punches a hole in the ground by gl1tchm4g3
File:Garage Ghosts.png|Luis and Sparks, haunting their respective living companions (by feya)
Category:Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Players With Base 1
Luis Acevedo/IF-44.891

==Contractual Gender Consumption==
By reading this page, you have agreed to the terms and conditions that cede your gender over to Luis Acevedo for the purposes of consumption, and nothing else. Be advised that Luis Acevedo receives no nutritional benefit from eating your gender, and merely does it for splort. There will be no compensation. (See Clause One for compensation.) Please head to the Crabitat, the Wormhole, or the Big Garage in a timely manner. If you do not proceed to these locations in a timely manner, your gender will still be consumed. It is inevitable.
The ILB is not responsible for any side effects that come with the consumption of your gender, including the inability to be referred to using any pronouns, the loss of your name, or, in rare and occasionally fatal cases, the inability to be perceived by anyone with a concept of “gender.” If you have any complaints, simply stop having them, or report them to no-reply@ilb.net. We will not get back to you.
Clause One: If compensation for consumption of gender is requested, you will receive a Luis Acevedo-patterned binder. There are no returns for this item. If you throw away this item, it will reappear back in your dresser. Feel free to sell it on E-Blay; however, it will be returned to you in four to seven business days.
===On Death===
On the event of Luis Acevedo’s death, a failsafe clause will be triggered that may result in a discharge of additional genders being kept by Mx Acevedo. The ILB is not responsible for the results of any “Gender Shrapnel” that may cause guests, players, or staff to gain or lose genders, and is not liable for any damage, insight, or internal revelations cause by the death of Mx. Acevedo.
Lurch Mondavi

was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and competed in Gamma 2 until they were Charged and gained the Static modification.
==Official League Records==
Mondavi was first seen as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 Elections, Mondavi's batting increased from as a result of the Sunbeams' More Muscles amplification.
During the Gamma 2, Season 2 Elections, Mondavi gained the Static modification as a result of the Hellmouth Sunbeams' Charge will, and was removed from the Sunbeams' roster.
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Category:Players
Category:Players with the Static modification
Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams Short Circuits Players
Lyfe Ride Sharing

Charon – demigod, boatman, and celebrated psychopomp – once rowed each and every soul that entered Hades across the Styx. But in recent millennia, increased demand (attributed to population growth/the invention of blaseball/running with scissors) has put a strain on Hades’ infrastructure.
These days the waiting rooms are overflowing, and souls are often poached by promoters from neighbouring underworlds handing out fast passes. In Tartarus, labour shortages have led to a buddy system where the newly condemned pair up and torture one another. Dead people sneak out so regularly that Cerberus tends to let it slide, to avoid overeating.
Charon, rushed off his sandals, saw the writing on the wall and acted decisively, using his considerable wealth to restructure his operation into the under-realm’s first and only ride-sharing service, Lyfe.
Lyfe employs a huge number of staff, including the Gondolier Goat-brothers, the Fireproof Flotilla and the Cochytus Kayakers, to provide transport across all of Hades’ rivers. So long as passengers keep to the Terms of Use, they’ll serve anyone – the dead, the living, and the in-between.
The Hades Tigers are allowed to use Lyfe at a significant discount. Except Spears Taylor, who is banned for piercing the upholstery. Charon is not a splortsfan and doesn’t know any of the rules of blaseball, but says home games are “great for business.”
Category:Hades Tigers
MAXIMUM SUN

is a league Modification introduced in as a result of the MAXIMUM SUN Decree. MAXIMUM SUN causes runs scored in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
MAXIMUM SUN remained active until its Nullification by Black Hole (Black Hole) on Day 29 of . 
==History==
In , Maximum Sun was offered as one of six possible Decrees the community could vote on, with the top three going into effect. MAXIMUM SUN was available alongside the following:
*-Sun	Set Sun. Non-losing with Negative Runs earns you 2 Wins.
*Sun 0	Set Sun. Non-losing with Zero Runs earns you 2 Wins.
*Equal Sun	Set Sun. A home run during a game's final out ties the game.
*MAXIMUM SUN	Set Sun. Scoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
*Sum Sun	Weather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.
*Sun 9	Set Sun. Non-losses on the Week End (every 9th Day) are worth 2 Wins.
MAXIMUM SUN passed with 720,480 Votes, 22% of all Decree Votes, alongside the following message:
*FROM PROGENITORMEIOSIS, OFFSPRINGMAXIMIZING VICTORY
* WAS SET.
**
*Sun(Sun)'s Pressure built...
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==Nullification==
On Day 29 Rey Wooten of the Yellowstone Magic nullified Maximum Sun by scoring ten runs under the Black Hole (Black Hole). It was also the first Sun to be nullified by the Blackhole (Blackhole).
Category:League Modifications
Macaquey Caulkin

Dr. Macaquey Caulkin is the Mind Coach for the Tokyo Lift. 
== History ==
Born and raised in the macaque kingdom known as Macaque Kingdom, Macaquey showed great aptitude in the art of tabletop games (not including chess). He graduated top of his class at University with a doctorate in Dice and Cards Studies and became connected with the Lift when he was hired as a Scrabble tutor for Stijn Strongbody. He is currently embroiled in an eternal on-and-off game of mahjong with Nandy Slumps.
Macaquey says his vendetta against the game of chess began when, as a youth, his bedroom was filled with chess pieces that “fell from the shadows in his darkened bedroom like hail”. He then claims to have had an encounter with the Chess God wherein the chess pieces filling his room formed together into a horrendous skull with bleeding eyes. The Skull of the Chess God reportedly began informing Macaquey that he had been chosen as his Chess Champion and was destined to fulfill his dark whims, but was interrupted when a woman walked into Macaquey’s room and “pitched (the skull) at the wall, shattering it like an egg”. The woman then pulled out a notebook and pencil and added a tally to a page labeled “Gods Killed”. She tipped her hat to Macaquey and left without a word via a nearby window. Macaquey found this experience “bothersome” and as such has chosen not to play chess out of spite towards the possibly deceased God.
Category:Tokyo Lift
Macchiato City

Macchiato City were a blaseball team that participated in the inaugural Coffee Cup between and . They were captained by Jessica Telephone and Burke Gonzales. 
==Official League Records==
Members of Macchiato City were chosen because their Coffee Style is Macchiato. Gonzales and Telephone were chosen as captains because out of eligible players, they had the highest-rated pitching and batting, respectively. The remaining roster was determined by a combination of being idolized and star rating.
In the first round of the Coffee Cup, Macchiato City defeated Real Game Band in a 3-2 series that saw most of their opponents become Percolated. In the second round, they narrowly lost in a 2-3 series to the Club de Calf, finishing the tournament as quarterfinalists.
Macchiato City did not see play following the Coffee Cup and did not migrate to post-Beta Blaseball, meaning the team is now defunct.
== Roster ==
Category:Teams
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Macchiato City
Maddong Candy

is a lineup player for the Pandemonium Artists.
== Official League Records ==
Maddong joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup. She was shadowed in the second game and replaced by Fishcake Can.
==Personal Life==
Despite being small, Maddong is a huge menace in Pandemonium. She is often caught playing mediocre pranks on other members of the artists, and can be rather annoying at times.
== Trivia ==
* Maddong likes to demand team members such as Breeze Regicide to give her rides to the games
*Maddong HATES Thomas Dracaena
* It is unclear whether or not the clown makeup is permanent.
== Fan Art ==
Maddong Candy Pandemonium Artists Reveal.png|Maddong reveal image by 
MaddongBreeze.png|Breeze and Maddong by 
Maddong Candy Tlopps Card.png|Maddong tlopps card by 
Maddong Candy Mini.png|Maddong mini by
Fancy2.png|Maddong by 
Indy.png|Maddong by 
Untitled Artwork 258.png|Friend and Maddong by 
EnPCil UwAI4f L.jpeg|Pandemonium Artists by 
Allissa1.jpg|Maddong by 
Category:Players
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Lineup Players
Category:Shadows
Magnify

was a Will introduced in the Expansion Era which allowed Fans to grant a player on their Team the 2x modification.
This Will was available between and .
==Mechanics==
To vote for Magnify, Fans are prompted to choose a player on their Team's active roster. If that Will is chosen, the player is given the modification.
==Election Results==
===Season 20===
Filing Team 	Magnified Player 	Final Odds
Houston Spies 	Dudley Mueller 	4%
Hellmouth Sunbeams	Phineas Wormthrice	18%
Miami Dale 	Caleb Novak 	22%
Seattle Garages 	Malik Destiny 	1%
===Season 21===
Filing Team 	Magnified Player	Final Odds
Canada Moist Talkers 	Ziwa Mueller 	18%
Ohio Worms 	Loubert Ji-Eun 	30%
Chicago Firefighters 	Baby Triumphant 	9%
Kansas City Breath Mints	Mooney Doctor II	46%
Tokyo Lift 	Yusef Fenestrate	0%
Seattle Garages 	Lotus Mango 	25%
===Season 22===
Filing Team 	Magnified Player 	Final Odds
Hellmouth Sunbeams 	Hahn Fox 	49%
Chicago Firefighters 	Swamuel Mora 	5%
Breckenridge Jazz Hands	Baby Doyle 	50%
Houston Spies 	Commissioner Vapor	19%
Yellowstone Magic 	Bevan Wise 	24%
Category: Wills
Category: Expansion Era
Mags Banananana

is a pitcher for the Hades Tigers, and has been with the team since the . Banananana has played for the Chicago Firefighters, New York Millennials, Mexico City Wild Wings, Tokyo Lift, and Canada Moist Talkers.
==Official League Records==
Banananana joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters as the Firefighters' Playoff Birth.
During the , Banananana joined the Firefighters' lineup in exchange for Declan Suzanne via the Firefighters' Will.
During the , Banananana gained the modification and wandered to the New York Millennials due to the Firefighters' will.
Banananana was traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings in exchange for Mullen Peterson during the via the will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
During the , Banananana wandered to the Tokyo Lift due to the Roamin' modification.
On , Day 44, Banananana retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Domino Bootleg as a result of the Tokyo Fitness Center's .
On , Day 86, Banananana joined the Lift's pitching rotation in exchange for Ankle Halifax via the Tokyo Fitness Center's .
During the , Banananana gained the modification as a result of the Lift's will, and wandered to the Canada Moist Talkers.
Over the course of , Banananana entered and exited the Moist Talkers' Shadows two times as a result of Gleek Arena Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation. During the , Banananana Evolved to as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory. Banananana then wandered to the Hades Tigers due to the Roamin' modification.
==Fan Works==
File:Minion 2! Lost in New York!.png|Banananana & Peanut Holloway attempting to navigateNew York City, by @_waalkr
File:Mags Banananana Nic vlogue.jpg|alt=A colored full body digital drawing of Mags Banananana on a blank background. Mags is a middle-aged Brazilian woman with an eclectic wardrobe of Birkenstocks sandals, a BlaseballCares Lift Heart and Swole shirt, a Firefighters shawl, short shorts, and minions merch.|Banananana posing for the BlaseballCares VLOGUE magazine. Art by @MackinItHappen
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Category:Playoff Births
Category:Former Shadows Players
Category:Players With Base 1
Category:Nominative Determinism