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Yellow Amber

Yellow Amber (or called: Yellow Rain), is a very common type of rain, usually with little rainfall, but mixed with some pollutants, mud and rainwater, Usually this kind of rain is not very heavy, but there are a lot of bacteria, which can easily make people sick, so many people are afraid to go shopping during the yellow rain.
==How to know if it will rain yellow==
*Yellow rain will fall within 2 hours after a sandstorm occurs
*When the clouds turn yellow and the river turns yellow, it is almost time for yellow rain.
*The observatory is only seen by people who read brain-dead
*You will die.
==How to deal with the yellow rain==
*Call the sun out, and it will stop raining.
*Using water to attack water, draining the clean water into the sewage will purify the yellow rain, and naturally it will stop raining gradually.
*Wait for hours, and then you will find out that the rain has stopped.
==See Also==
*HKO
*Red Rain
*Black Rain
Zh-hk:黃雨
Yellow Poverty

Yellow Poverty was a band that began a soft and mellow band called "The Handsome Twosome." Sometimes a frightful band, the band changed their name to "Yellow Poverty" when Tommy Roberts said that he wanted his band to be named something totally "rad."
== The Early Life ==
Yellow Poverty started out as a band in 2015 when Tommy Roberts met Maurice Cooper at a restaurant in a little town down in Texas. Cooper was the band member who was high on drugs and always smoking cocaine. It was first called "The Handsome Twosome" but it was later changed to Yellow Poverty, a band name which stuck on for a lifetime. They had a touring band with Johnny Backus on guitar, Matt Thomas on bass, and a new vocalist, Alan Davids.
== Sometime in The Middle ==
They released their first album on October 15, 2015 called Yellow Poverty. A big dispute came out when the band wanted to come up with the cover album. Cooper wanted a picture of a naked woman sleeping in her bed, but Roberts wanted the picture to be of a giraffe at a zoo in Chicago. You can tell out who won. Maurice Cooper quit when Roberts threw a rock at Cooper's window and shattered it.
== Personnel ==
=== Current Members ===
*Tommy Roberts- attempted drums, dabbled vocals (2015-present)
*Alan Davids- attempted vocals (2015-present)
*Johnny Backus- attempted guitar (2015-present)
*Matt Thomas- attempted bass guitar, dabbled vocals (2015-present)
=== The Members That No One Knows What Happened To ===
*Maurice Cooper- tried guitar, attempted vocals (2015)
=== Backup Singers ===
* Abby Houston
* Kelsey Boughton
== Discography ==
*Yellow Poverty (2015)
*Yadda Yadda Bing Bang (2016)
*I Fucked Miranda Cosgrove (2017)
== See also ==
* Yellow Submarine
* Frank Zappa
* Pixies
Category:American musical groups
Category:Musical groups
Category:Pointless
Yellow cake

Yellow Cake most commonly know as the substance used to create nuclear weapons and often muttered in the same sentence as the word "Saddam Hussein" on the news or in certain White Houses (no names mentioned), is in fact a rather tasty cake of yellow hue and is cheaply produced in mass quantities. Often seen at large functions, this dangerous yet delicious substance is enjoyed by all.
== Eating yellow cake==
This can prove to be a ghastly task as the cake tends to be of a crumbly texture. The use of a napkin, tissue or some variety of plate or rain jacket can aid in the protection of yourself and others, all are at risk of receiving crumbs whilst eating yellow cake.
A common misconseption is the idea of dunking the yellow cake in coffee, tea or other liquids. This is not a good idea the cake will inevitably become soggy and almost impossible to eat. Its sponge like qualities mean it will absorb any form of liquid with ease however, it may not maintain its structure and can quite possibly break off into the liquid whilst dunking.
All warnings aside, the consumption of yellow cake is an enjoyable experience.
==Iraq War==
Yellow cake has also been commonly cited as the sole reason for invading Irock in the commonly incorrectly spelled historical comma known as George W. Bush's Iraq War. Its influence on Mr Bush's decision to invade the country is seen in his use of Spongebob Squarepants as part of the yellow cake propaganda in the run up to the invasion. Critics of the war have pointed to Dick Cheney's $500 a day yellow cake habit as part of the reason as well. This has been evidenced by the defection of Mr. Cheney's main yellow cake dealer Charles Pugh have been vocal critics of the war because according to Pugh, "Dat nigga dont buy from me no mo'!!!"
== See Also ==
*Yellow 
*Cake
*Uranium
Category:Food
ja:イエローケーキ
Yerbs

Yerbs are arguably the most powerful smokable drugs and are seen as the more drastic form of garnish. They were discovered in 1942, at the height of World War II, German soldiers discovered it during a raid in London, England. A simple whiff of a yerb leaf is known to have to same effect as smoking several Marijuana joints.
Now illegal in all countries except Russia, its main supplier is the Russian dealer/struggling actor, Dimitri Boris-Doris. After analysing the original leaves found in London, Dimitri, now standing 7ft 2" from getting so high, discovered the ingredients and has since grown his own from his hometown of Mother, Russia.
==Discovery==
The named soldiers who first discovered Yerbs are Goldsfrappe Steinche and Ian Gillan. It was brought to the men's attention when a bomb blast to a mine, drew green addictive-smelling smoke. After several days of smelling this rare beauty, the men, in their high state, went to where they thought the source was. The now infamous "Yerb mine" was discovered and cleared out by the aforementioned soldiers, the soldiers were later immortalised in Bob Marley's song, "Buffallo Soldier".
==Distribution==
From early 1943 onwards, Yerbs were available worldwide, and rumour has it, even Adolf Hitler tried them himself. Yerbs came at a high price and only the rich, famous, or higher classes could afford them. The high usage of Yerbs in higher class resulted in several wrong decisions being made, such as black comedian Tony Blair being wrongfully elected as Prime Minister in Britain.
=="You gonna get raped" Anti-Yerbs campaign==
The biggest anti-drugs campaign since "Just say no!" was launched to protest the dangerous effects of Yerbs. The message was simple, "You gonna get raped" and was open to interpretation, however, many people mistook the message and smoked yerbs all day for fear of getting raped.
==Effects and Details==
Yerbs, known for its magnificent effects, also has its downfalls. Its main effect is increasing the users risk of Super AIDS, other effects are minor and are often ignored such as cancer and possible death. 
It is the most high-making drug that can be smoked, scoring an 8.9 on the Highter scale.
Category:Drugs
Yes, we can!

"Yes, we can!" is a motto in election campaigns. It's a miraculous call, both stirring and vacuous at once. Barack Obama became President of the United States of America by steadily repeating this call, inspiring his audiences to echo the same call, all the way to the polls.
Now he's President, and if that motto were the basis of an actual governing philosophy, it would have evolved from "Yes, we can!" into "Yes, we are doing!" with a clear path toward "Yes, we did!" If U.S. citizens don't see any steps in this direction after Obama's inauguration, the reason might be bureaucracy; the actual motto in the Executive Branch still seems to be, "Yes, we plan!"
However, in September 2009, the White House adapted the motto to defuse a personnel controversy, when it declared, "Yes, we canned" Van Jones.
Late in 2010, as the mid-term elections for Congress approached, some members of Obama's party did indeed chant, "Yes, we did!" And a few disgruntled adversaries replied, "Did you ever!"
In the days before those elections, President Obama, on Jon Stewart's program on the Comedy Channel, further modified the slogan, with crowd-pleasing effects. The new line, "Yes, we can, but...." was met with gales of laughter by a doting electorate.
==Others who were able to==
;Gov. Deval Patrick
The successful 2006 campaign of Deval Patrick for Governor of Massachusetts also used the motto, by coincidence, probably owing to also being from Chicago and using the same campaign advisors as Obama. "Yes, we can!" did not include reducing taxes, as promised, but did include a series of petty scandals, a bitter listing of which is beyond the scope of this article, except to suggest that, if anyone else uses the motto to assert his ability to do stuff, voters ought to make damned sure the Stuff is defined; and perhaps count their pocket change.
;Bob the Builder
In stark contrast to the political use of the motto, when Bob the Builder says "Yes, we can!", he actually does stuff. And constructive stuff too, him being in construction and all.
==Why it works==
The average American is totally dependent on others to do everything from adding motor oil to the car to cleaning the house. His analyst won't tell him this, but he has a burning need to be reassured that there is something that he (with the help of "We") can do. He's much less concerned to learn what that thing might be.
Television advertising never uses mottoes like "Yes, we can!" (except public service announcements), but many ads promise viewers that, yes, they can do something, and by merely engaging in their usual daily rituals. This includes:
*Cleaning your engine "as you drive"
*Losing weight by simply eating a lot of reformulated potato chips
*Saving the planet by simply reading in very dim light
*Reducing the size of landfills by turning down overtime to free up Saturdays to wash and sort garbage for delivery to the Town center where they lose money on every ton.
And no one ever asks, "Yes, we can--but why would we want to?"
==See also==
*There Isn't Any
*That's what she said
Category:Politics
Category:Phrases
de:Yes, we can
ja:Yes We Can
Yes (disambiguation)

The word yes can mean:
*Yes (word), the thing you were probably looking for. 
*Yes (band), notable for being the Prog Rock band with the highest amount of members, ever. (304)
*Yes, Administrator, a British Comedy, and also coincidentally the thing you should say whenever an admin tells you to do something.
*Yes, we can!, the campaign motto of President Barack Obama.
*Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!, which is what your girlfriend said to me last night.
*Yesterday, the opposite of Noterday.
Yet Another Useless Article

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is coming to a computer screen near you never!
In a website where useless articles are created every 240 seconds, comes another article that simply blends into the middle distance.
The creator of such pointless works as UnTeletext and Passive Drinking Brings you 
Yet Another Useless Article.
An article from people you have never heard of by a group so mysterious they don't exist.
An irrelevant viewpoint gives it 1 star.
This article will keep you uninformed till the latest opportunity and use
stupid jokes stolen from somewhere else that you've heard about 3 times already.
You will read pointless facts that will not even be useful as pub trivia.
By the time you read the full article you will have seen the better bits already around 5 times before.
You won't be gripped until the last moment.
This article will be the most important waste of your time since your birth.
THIS ARTICLE IS A MUST NOT READ!
	This Piss is Poor
	This article is utter rubbish, Like most of the stuff in this armpit you call cyberspace.
	Please don't delete it, as it fits in left, right and centre.
==See also==
*Something Pointless
*Something Else
*Another piece of rubbish
*This article is not impressed
Category:Articles
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Category:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst
Ylivieska

Ylivieska is a city built to a middle of a big field. It is sure that it isn't the capital city of Finland, some doubt that it's a part of Finland at all. No one knows who was the founding father of this city, but most think he's Juha Kärkkäinen. Juha is wealthier than Donald Trump. At least he must be, as he built the city in a field.
== Sightseeing ==
The biggest thing in Ylivieska is ISO Kärkkäinen, which is a huge shopping center. It has made the people of Ylivieska angry. Most of them think that constructing a building of that size, without any cows inside whatsoever, is a waste of space and time.
== Economical and geographical differences ==
In the middle of the city streams river Fish (Kalajoki). It slices Ylivieska to two sections, Westside and Eastside. Westside is Ylivieska's problem area. Most of the poor and most of the rich people live there. Economic differences are so big, that every third month there are big gang wars (see gang bang). Problems are solved with sharp sticks, cavalry and axes. Some of the rich people have longbows, but there are more poor people. This makes fighting equal and never-ending.
People on the Eastside are either lazy or stupid, so they don't give a rat's ass what happens on the Westside. That's why all the bars and liquor stores are located there.
Besides farming, there are lots of Used-Car-Markets in Ylivieska. The Eastside of Ylivieska is almost fully populated by Car salesmen. Most of them are local celebrities like Antti Roiko Antti, Magnús Ver Magnússon, Oscar Wilde, Kim Wilde and Matti Nykänen.
== Trivia ==
* Two guys from Ylivieska invented something, that has something to do with grain (maybe beer, dunno..)
* Very old bridge goes over Kalajoki. This bridge is the shortest way from Westside to Eastside bars. No cars are allowed on this bridge, but that's not a problem, because everyone use horses.
* One of Finnish presidents, was born in Ylivieska (nope, he wasn't Urho Kekkonen)
* Oh yeah, this president-guy was Kyösti The Rock
* There are few beautiful girls in Ylivieska, but that's not a problem, because everyone use horses.
Category:Finland
Yo mama

Yo mama is a famous person known around the world for her overwhelming obesity, unimaginable ugliness and staggering stupidity, making her a target of insults worldwide. Yo mama so fat, she's literally world wide, and this is why everyone in the world knows her. Sometimes, people use phrases such as "fuck yo mama" to indicate motherfucking. Players may also use the username "yo mama" or similar names in various video games. When you kill such a player, the message "yo mama was defeated by " is usually shown to all players on the server.
==History==
Yo mama so old, jokes about her existed 3500 years ago. The earliest Yo Mama joke found by archaeologists was one of the six riddles inscribed on a tablet presumably by a student in ancient Babylon. Researchers Nathan Wasserman and Michael Streck provided the translation "...of your mother is by the one who has intercourse with her. What/who is it?" However, whether it is "who" or "what" is unclear.
In 1606, William Shakespeare used a maternal insult in Act I Scene 1 of Timon of Athens, implying that a character's mother is a "bitch":
:Painter: "Y'are a dog."
:Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"
John Denver wrote the popular song "Take your mom, country roads" to honor yo mama, a great female who has come into existence 3500 years ago and helped countless rapists do what they love. The song has these famous lines that gained it popularity:
:Country roads, take your mom
:To the rapist she belongs
:West vagina of yo mama
:Has been raped all the day.
==Popular jokes about yo mama==
===Yo mama so ugly===
*The whole world faked a virus just to make her wear a mask.
===Yo mama so fat===
*When she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
*If she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
*When she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
===Yo mama so stupid===
*She can't call 911 because she can't find eleven on the telephone.
fi:Sun mutsis
Yodeling

Yodeling is a commonly used HO HODELLAY HODEYOOHOO-YOOHOO-YOOHOO German language (the only existing one) that you can have a conversation with, but is hard to master. (It's impossible.) I honestly could not care less about the language, because nobody actually knows this shit. If you do HO HODELLAY YODELLEEHO-HOO-HOO, you are probably a blonde. This was made by the Irish, when a man was screaming at his friend to HO LAHODELLAY YAAAAHEYAHODELOOHOO-LOOHOO-LOOHOO pass him a sausage, and then this language was created– no further explanations required. If you know this language and take offense to this article, please call the customer support hotline. 1-800-what-did-you-expect
==See also==
*Blonde jokes
*Vuvuzela
*HowTo:Be German
*Switzerland and weapons of mass destruction
*Country music
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
cs:Jódlování
Yom Kippur

Yom Kippur is a Jewish holiday that occurs every year some time in September or October. It is the most important Jewish holiday, so important that non-Jewish people observe it too. Some public schools close on this day, even though no Jews attend, and even the White House schedules some events to avoid them being on Yom Kippur.
The purpose of the day is to celebrate the historic invention of kippered fish, the number one most favorite food of the Jewish people. It is through eating kippered fish that atonement for one's sins is made. Eating and drinking are not allowed on Yom Kippur, with the obvious exception of kippered fish. This includes salmon, herring, and anything mixed with these in a recipe.
But Yom Kippur's meaning has been expanded. It has become a day in which people go out in the streets to apologize for all the road rage they have committed in the past year, or two years if they were in the hospital during the last Yom Kippur.
==Spelling==
You may be curious as to why "kippur" is spelled with a U in Yom Kippur and within an E in Kippered fish. There is a good reason for this. The E was once the correct spelling. Uncyclopedia changed it to U for the holiday, standing for its own project.
==Sins to atone for==
The following sins can be atoned for on Yom Kippur:
*Use of incandescent light bulbs in your home
*Having sex with your hands
*Killing the poor little creatures in Super Mario Brothers
*Pigging out on iceberg lettuce
*Stealing snowflakes from Antarctica
*Making fun of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
*Landing a helicopter on the roof of the National Art Gallery
*Attempting to climb Mount Everest, but coming one nanometer short of the summit before changing your mind and heading back down
==Restrictions==
Besides the main restriction not to eat or drink anything that is not kippered, the other restrictions of Yom Kippur are:
*Not to wear leather shoes
*Not to have sexual intercourse
*Not to go skinny dipping
*Not to watch television
*Not to edit Uncyclopedia. But you are allowed to edit Uncyclopedia even minutes before Yom Kippur starts. In fact, this article was written in the hour leading into Yom Kippur with plans to write even more afterwards.
==Ending Yom Kippur==
Yom Kippur is ended with a festive meal called a "break fast." It is breakfast, but with a space added, to allow more room to stuff yourself. Everyone is very hungry at the break fast, so you feel you have the urge to eat all you can.
Category:Jewish Holidays
Yosser Hughes

"Gizza job. Gis a job, eh? Go on gives it. Give us a go. Go on. I can be funny. I can do that. Do I have to walk funny? I can be funny. Go on give us a job. Go on give us a go. I can trap people in nets as well..."
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Category:Television characters
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You're reading this

Guess what you're reading?
THIS!
If you're reading this text, then you obviously know of this page, unless someone printed it out, curse them. But don't worry, reading this text is okay as long as you do it in moderation.
==What you're reading==
This, obviously. Maybe you're reading something else, too. Maybe you've got a book with you. Maybe you have another window open. But that doesn't change the fact that you're reading this.
You're reading this text right now. See? You just read the word text, and then the word just! As a matter of fact, you read them again when I told you you read them!
==A simple bet==
I bet I can't make you read this bold text.
Damn. Here's your five bucks.
==You're reading this heading==
You're reading the main text in this section.
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You're reading the text in this subsection.
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==You just love reading headings, don't you?==
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