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Morality

Morality is an overrated incentive to behave well. The incentive is that when you die you will have a large group of meaty virgins you can screw for all eternity. There is an obvious problem that one month after you arrive in heaven all your virgins will be, well, devirginised. A rather less obvious problem is whether the virgins find it heavenly to be deflowered by you. And futhermore, heaven seems to exclude gay men and straight women.
Morals are only available to hard line religious fundamentalists because atheists believe that Athe does not let them into heaven.
Morals are actually given to us mere mortals by whichever particular God we happen to worship. Here is an example of a Christian, whom we shall call Brian Flemming, protesting a program in which an atheist claims she does in fact have a strong moral conviction:
Some people may protest that threatening to cut somebody’s chest open to cause their “insides” to fall out, and then telling that person that the very God that advocates these morals will inflict punishment 1000 times worse than a human can is not an example of very moralistic behavior; from the man who said this, or from God. The person who wrote this has since clarified that the sentence “However, GOD teaches us not to seek vengeance, but to pray for those like you all” was the sentence demonstrating the individual’s moral convictions, and the rest of it was written while he was drunk.
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Moray

A moray is an eel that is yellow black or grey,
Neither a drum nor a bass nor a stingrey.
It has pharyngeal jaws and its bite really hurts
But it makes great jellied eels for the gastronomically brave!Poisonous, do not eat
Moray's SUPA cute but it's teetrh are sharp a smugPoetic ambiguity sourced from the original IP editor.
U can see it's teetrh in der image on the right ->
The moray will still exist come next Thursday,
This wheely-eely oddity in an eerie serpentine shape.
Moray has glasses.
==See also==
*Eel
==Notes==
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Mordor Jalapeños

Red Mordor Jalapeños, in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, are said to be grown in the turgid and unholy soil of Mordor, just off Route 4. Though perhaps not the most interesting part of Mordor, they were apparently interesting enough to have been mentioned a whopping five times in the LotR trilogy. In Tolkien's universe, the Mordor Jalapeño is claimed to be the hottest object in existence, even hotter than Sauron's solid gold, double-necked guitar... even hotter than Arwen. Although not mentioned in the movie, the Mordor Jalapeño is mentioned once in the blooper reel of the 407 hour Ultraplatinum Edition DVD Collection.
Although everything else from Mordor -- including their exotic dancers, computers, and economy station wagons -- are not very high quality according to the trilogy, the "Jalapenos of Mordor" were rated "excellent" by the Middle Earth Times.
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==The Birth of the Mordor Jalapeño==
:::-The Hobbit, Page 223
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==Mordor Chili==
:::-The Fellowship of the Ring, page 283
==Mordor Salsa==
:::-The Two Towers, Page 809
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==Mordor Wasabi==
:::-The Return of the King, Page 1
==The End of the Mordor Jalapeño==
:::-The Return of the King, Postscript
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More popular than the Beatles

"More popular than the Beatles" is part of a remark made by Jesus Christ in a March 30 interview, in which he argued that the public were more infatuated with himself than with the Beatles, and that rock music was declining to the extent that the Christian faith might outlast it. His opinions drew no controversy when originally published in Bethlehem newspapers, but drew angry reactions from rock music communities when republished in Rome that July.
Christ's comments incited protests and threats, particularly throughout Rome’s Beatles Belt. Some pastors stopped preaching Jesus’s gospel, some publicly burned Bibles, Jesus canceled his sermons, and Beatles fans picketed those he did not. The controversy coincided with the Messiah's 30 Rome tour and overshadowed press coverage of his newest sermon. Christ apologized at a series of press conferences and explained that he was not comparing himself to Lennon.
The controversy exacerbated the Messiah’s unhappiness with touring, which he never undertook again. In 33, Pontius Pilate, a born-again Beatlemaniac who was motivated partly by Christ’s remarks on rock music and "more popular than the Beatles" quote, crucified him.
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Morgan

Morgan can refer to: 
Morgan, more formally known as the creator of the werewalruses resides in Maryland prowling in backyard pools of rich, fat Americans turning all who cross her path into cruel mutations of natures. During shark week is when they make their complete transformation as they rawr to the moon man. To read more on Morgan visit PeeYourPantsWerewalrusesAreComing.com
*Morgan Freeman
*John Morgan
*Bugs Morgan
*Captain Morgan
*History of Rex Morgan, M.D. (1980-1989)
Morgz

How do you not know who the internet superstar Morgan "Huge Schlong" Hudson, aka MORGZ is? He makes millions per day and could buy out your family so they never talk to you again, that is how much income Morgan has from his internet empire that includes the YouTube-channels of himself, his mom's and the beautiful egg-headed muscle man stepfather Bald Martin's, the true sex icon of our generation. As of the time of writing Morgan has a net worth higher than the total GDP of Canada and Africa combined.
==Income==
Morgan makes around 1.4 billion USD annually thanks to his sponsorship deal with Coin Master. He also owns several small technology companies such as Google and Apple and also has his fingers in lots of different pies such as property and lesbian porn industry.
==Personal life==
People like to believe it was Morgan's mum Jill who gave birth to him, however it is said that the ghost of Steve Jobs himself floated down to YouTube's HQ and handed them The Hero of Web Content that Morgan is. Morgan missed out on human contact as just his sheer presence was enough to turn any mortal into free gift cards. At age twelve, realizing one channel wasn't enough to conquer the internet, Morgan simply created Jill out of the air that surrounded him and puppeteer'd her until her channel had over 4,000,000 subscribers and Morgan had a tight grasp on the internet.
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Mormon revolt

Mormon revolt refers to an uprising that the Mormon pride group may be planning. Some X-Mormons have let leak that in the near future the Mormon religion will cease to be the peaceful, family loving group they are now. Experts in this field called "Antis" are working furiously to stop this rebellion. Antis show their true colors by being seen protesting outside LARGE Mormon gatherings called the general conference. They are trying to uncover the Mormons for who they really are.
==Their Plan==
Remember, this is all theory seeing as there is no proof. The Mormon pride has made sure of this. However, from the clues we have obtained, we can reasonably well guess the following.
We all know that Mormons have been spreading their ideas through their infantry, the missionary. What we didn't know was that within these "discussions" are the plans for a massive rebellion. Sources guess that in the year 2025, which may have religious significance to the Mormons, the first leg of their plan will commence. The first step in this process is eliminating the Antis. This will be done through horrifically powerful and well read bible bashing where in the Mormons will come out victorious. The Antis will then hide themselves in shame and fear.
Their second step is to gain power in office. This step is starting early embedding the idea of a Mormon president, into the heads of unknowing non-Mormons. For this reason is Mitt Romney running for office. From the head of the country will their secret plans be put under way. Once enough of the government is under control the Mormons will start their influence upon the world.
==What They Will Do==
Their first step once in power is to eliminate all that you hold dear. They will start out small with the banning of soda and so forth. They will then take a big step and ban beer and coffee. Once these have been eliminated they will take away women and football. "Football deprives the peaceful man's spirit and turns it into one much less satisfactory," said a high placed Mormon.
==Why they want this==
The entire religion's purpose is to destroy all happiness and this is just a large step in this process. By ending all happiness, Mormons hope to gain exhalation and become gods. If the Mormons take over the world, then they will be one step closer to becoming gods. 
The main reason they plan to do this is much less deep and insightful. The main reason is to get free food. The Mormons have always been persecuted in the food business. This is why they moved to Utah to escape the rising prices that only applied to Mormons. They were also fed worse food and forced to eat live burgers. Yes, living burgers. This feat has yet to be accomplished by any other major religion.
==Famous Mormons on the inside of the Mormon revolt plan==
*Mitt Romney
*Joseph Smith yes they have been planning this that long
*Jesus
*The Flying Spaghetti Monster
==Secret Mormons working for the revolt==
*The entire country of Tonga
*Your local Librarian
*That Fidgety Weird Kid Who Sits Behind You In Third Period
*Creepy guy who lives across the street
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Morshu

Morshu is an obese shopkeeper in Goronu, known for selling only three things, lamp oil, rope and bombs in exchange for certain amounts of rupees. He is unable to give credit, not even to Link, his most frequent customer and Hero of Koridai. He has a tendency to say MMM a lot, which tends to annoy his customers quite a bit. Unfortunately, he is the only shopkeeper in Koridai, meaning people who live there have no choice but to buy from his shop if they ever wish to obtain goods.
He has gotten in trouble with Mayor Kravindish once, when he claimed that what he was selling was illegal, although Mayor Kravindish thinks everything is illegal. He has however, been confirmed to be selling bombs to terrorists that wish to blow up buildings.
His archenemy is Ushrom, a fellow shopkeeper in Gamelon who surprisingly sells the exact same items to Link's girlfriend Zelda, who buys from Ushrom's shop quite frequently.
==Personality==
Morshu is well-known for his greed, and will often demand high amounts of rupees from his customers in exchange for his goods. He is also somewhat violent, killing anyone who dares to try to steal from him by striking them with lethal lightning, suggesting he is a mutant. How exactly he does this is unknown, although this gives people good reason not to steal from his shop. He has an unhealthy obsession with his customer Link, to the extent he dreams of having a relationship with him, suggesting he is in fact a homersexual. He apparently enjoys harassing his customers, even giving them the finger.
==Early Life==
Not much is known about the shopkeeper Morshu's past, however is it known that he was born in Koridai, and that his shop was built several years prior to Ganon seizing the island. He was once part of a demolition squad, blowing up several things with bombs. This gave him the idea of selling explosives to people. He also decided to sell lamp oil and rope at his shop to people as well, for those who explore caves and for those who were kinky respectively. He has continued to sell items in Koridai since then.
==The Invasion of Koridai==
During the Invasion of Koridai, Morshu often took advantage of the dangerous situation, selling many of his goods at high prices to Link and other customers (much to their frustration) that wished to defend themselves from the evil forces of Ganon that were attacking the island. This made him very wealthy, and he considered to start building shops in Hyrule after the invasion was over.
==Friends and Family==
Morshu is rumored to be related to George, the baker that lives in Gamelon and sells cake and bread, but this rumor is unconfirmed. He is good friends with King Harkinian, although he often tells him to stay away from his boy, apparently suspicious of his behavior whenever he sees Link. His most frequent customer and his friend is Link, although rumor suggests they may be more than friends.
==Recent Events==
Morshu has recently started selling atomic bombs at his store, giving them to Ganon and his minions among other evildoers. In other words, Hyrule's days are extremely numbered.
==See also==
*The King
*Link
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Most overused 100 Star Trek episode plots

The Star Trek franchise gave us a fantasy world of the Future in which cell phones, movie cameras, and floppy disks no longer fit in pockets (though there were no pockets). But what remained constant in the 23rd and 24th centuries is the rule that, if a plot device works, it must be used over and over and over.
==Recurring themes applying to regular characters==
==Recurring themes applying to expendable characters==
==Recurring themes using inexpensive props==
==Sex with illegal aliens==
==Time travel==
Show viewers understand that, when you travel back in time, any significant change you make changes the present. The Enterprise and everyone you knew goes out of existence, although you and any other series regulars do not. Insignificant changes, such as starting a gunfight in a crowded downtown, have no effect on the "continuum".
==Deus ex machina==
No matter how complicated, all malfunctions and conditions that threaten to harm recurring characters must be resolved within forty minutes, or else you have created the dreaded "story arc" and pissed off all the syndicators (who want the freedom to air any episode after any other).
===Resurrections===
===The Holodeck===
The Holodeck is a room on a starship that is large enough to accommodate even the most awkward plot devices.
==The Prime Directive==
The Prime Directive supposedly prohibits the interference with alien cultures. In other words, Star Trek being a space-travel series, it prohibits 90% of interesting storylines: "If you want propane heat, you're just going to have to stumble upon it yourselves." For this reason, the Prime Directive is always either ignored, explained away with numerous exceptions, or someone pleads guilty to violating it and nothing happens.
==Un-emotion==
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==The most overused plot==
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Mother

A mother is a person who creates children for a living, much like how a Britney Spears invents farts for a living. Most professional mothers are often gay-looking, naggy, middle-aged and stupid - as they lead a stressful life competing in the flying-retard market with the ever popular butterflyers, the blood-sucking mosquitoers and the backstabbing boyers.
Mothers are also well known for their unfortunate habit of dispensing unnecessary advice on any given topic due to a disease to people under the age of 30. Thus, the government has enacted the "Beware-of-Mother Act of 2005" to protect this workforce as their union threatened them with more advice.
== Origins ==
Mothers are caused when a woman gets a disease known as pregnancy. It is a virus that settles in the vagina area and then heads for the brain and causes damage that can't be repaired unless the other irritating virus called "child" is eliminated . The symptoms are a huge desire to control their children and force them to do ridiculous things and feel guilty in all of their behaviours that shows signs of fun.
== Behaviour ==
The mothers are overprotective cunts and pieces of shit. They bitch and moan all the time and get pissed at random times. They constantly fail at any logical argument put forth to them, particularly because their minds have rotted away. This usually happens during the early stages, when they still have to take care of toddlers. On later stages, when the toddlers have become teens, mothers tend to reorganize the inventory of their teens to ensure that no harmful substances are found. They are nerds and they sound like idiots when they lecture you. In an attempt to justify their bitching, they state that it is due to their caring for the offspring, which is total bullshit. The truth is, they have no life. Stay away.
== See also ==
* M*ther of all battles
* M*ther of all bombs
* M*ther of all Russians
* M*ther of all dudes
* M*ther of fuckers
* M*ther of God
* M*ther of all
* Your mom
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Mother Bronson's whale boner catalogue

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:We at Mother Bronson's are extremely proud to present you with yet another high-class 
:selection of exclusive whale bone products for the right moment - that party with
:the ambassador's wife, or a peaceful evening with your favourite special someone.
:Why take a boring holiday on some dumpy beach among screaming brats and their lowlife
:parents when you can relax with a friend, surrounded by whale-boney luxury
:in the privacy of your own mansion?
*Mouse balls made of whale bone. Fits any mouse without balls. £30,-/pair
*Whale bone prosthetic testicles. Guaranteed not to knock her up! $50,-/pair
*Whale bone bone transplant. If your bones have become too un-mammalian during 
:your insectoid practices, this transplant will shoot your marrow so full of mammaly 
:that a pair of breasts will grow on your back! $800,-/cubic ft.
*Whale bone false teeth. One size fits all. Huge feral set £400,- / tiny rodent set €560,-
*Whale bone cage for framing your artificial Christmas tree. Give some authenticity 
:to this traditional Eskimo feast. $8000,-/set
*Whale trombone. Extremely useful for expelling whales from your swimming pool. £200,-
*Semi-synthetic Whale bones made with 20% real Whale bone and 80% mammalian blend for 
:the discerning customer on a budget. $20/pound.
*Whale bones for Whale dogs to chew on during off-season. Several sizes. £20,-/hg
*Whale bone telephone for underwater communication. Stylish; also extremely 
:handy during floods. Base price 250,- 
*Whale bone diamond replicas. Non-sparkling but just as expensive! 
:Prices vary according to size and quality.
*Silver necklace with a real-size whale bone embedded in a pearl. You'll get noticed! £1000,-
*Ground whale bones as Chinese medicine. Works exactly the same way 
:other Chinese medicines do. £300,-/hg
*Whale bone crown with near-authentic Sir McCartney's signature. £5000,-
*Whale bone pleasure stave for the real lady. Have a ride on the Moby Dick! $500,-
*Chinese T-shirt sewn with authentic whale bone needles; 100% cotton. £30,-/pc
*Whale bone touch button for the air bag in your BMW; if a crash is imminent 
:just push it and BAM! the air bag rushes at you. $300,-
*Easter Bunny carved out of a whale bone the size of a penis. £350,-
:These luxurious items are naturally just samples. Send us an e-mail with your credit card 
:details and you will receive a full 120-page 4-colour glossed-over whale-bone-replica bound 
:book containing our full selection. 
:Whale bone - the new ivory!
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Mother Earth (Within Temptation album)

frame|Strategic and hip re-design of the artwork for the 'Mother Dirt' album cover
Mother Dirt (or Mother Earth as the censored version is known) is the third studio effort by Romanesque-metal band Within Temptation. It was a while in the making but thankfully the end result is once again not even respectable.
== Inspiration ==
When the Enter My Privates tour was finally over and done with, lead singer Sharon den Straddle planned on dismembering the band, starting with its head, Robert Chesty Hoe. Unfortunately, before the dismembering process could commence, one of the band members suggested they all go to Geraldine's Coffee Shop for soup and tea. On the way to the coffee shop the band witnessed, to their horror, an old woman rudely shitting into a plastic bag down a nearby alleyway. It was the inspiration they had been hoping for.
== Making the Album ==
The sheer barbarity of what they had witnessed prompted Robert to write songs that were barbaric and turd-related in their own right. The title for their first major studio album, Mother Dirt, was penned out of the blue by Sharon in the late stages of production. It is still a mystery where this stroke of genius came from as Sharon was not known at the time for being that intelligent. Some still say she just stuck two random words together but the majority are generally more optimistic, for someday the fate of existence may lie in her semen-bedraggled hands.
== The Final Product ==
All fifty of Within Temptation's fans praised Mother Dirt as being the band's best and most ambitious masterpiece yet. While the other two masterpieces are considered meh in general, this masterpiece is the one that kicks the shit out of all granny-related pieces before it. Not only does the band once again fuse its Romanesque roots with old-school hip-hop beats, but a Celtic influence can also be heard doing the diddly-eye from track to track.
The album's main producer, Pat Kenny, explains:
"The success of this album was all down to me, really, and what an insufferable arsehole I am. I am a piece of shit."
Mother Dirt went on to sell more than both their last masterpieces combined, primarily because most people thought it was a pornographic audio book. While it did have certain elements of that genre it did not satisfy about three fourths of its consumers, and as a result the album is now out of print. Nevertheless it remains a cult classic, and since the experience of listening to the album is the same as that of seeing an old woman shitting into a plastic bag, it is commonly recommended as an alternative by Sharon herself.
== Tracklist ==
*1. Mother Dirt
*2. Ice Cream
*3. Our Hair Gel
*4. Boxed
*5. The Promise
*6. Never Been So Horny
*7. Deceive Her You Fool
*8. Middle (too late to be the intro)
*9. Batwings
*10. Imperfect Armory
*11. Breastless
*12. Enter My Privates (Again)
*13. Meryl Streep
== See Also ==
*Within Temptation
*Pat Kenny
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Motherfuckers

Motherfuckers is a term originating from the Latin words Mo, meaning "moron", Ther meaning "who is" and fucker meaning fucking his mother. The Motherfuckers are a race that lived in central Europe. They were originated in Oedipus, the man responsible for creating the MILF acronym. 
Motherfuckers are strange creatures, since most of them are their own stepfathers, and usually they are uncles (if not fathers) of their own brothers. Motherfuckers who are too much into motherfucking can become, with time, their own parents. This introduces a time-space paradox that forces them to remove their own eyeballs.
Motherfuckers are known to kill their fathers on sight, usually after minor traffic collisions. They can become very violent when they are confronted to their ethnic origins.
You can prove that someone descends from motherfuckers by naming their race in front of them. They usually turn aggressive and deploy primitive behaviours, allowing you to identify the fuckers. This can become a very instructive hobby. 
Samuel L. Jackson perfected the art of using the word MOTHERFUCKER. There is also a movie based on it. However its about motherfuckin snakes on a mother fucking plane MOTHERFUCKER!!
==See Also==
*Shaft.
*Samuel L. Jackson
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