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Trapped in minecraft forever

So I was just out of high school and my dad had lost his job. I needed money and fast. I started to look for a job. The only one I found that I thought I could do was a video game test for minecraft. It sounded great at the time. Getting paid to play minecraft. If I had only know what would happen.I went to were it would be. After being told how much I would be paid I was really happy. I was lead to a small dark room with a PC.I set down on the char and wires were put in my head. I was told that they would read my mind to see how much I thought about the game and how much of thoughts drifted.I was lefted in the room for about 2 hours of fun before it started to get wired. At first as I tried to invison my self in the game like I had been told to do I felt like I was in the game for a few seconds. during that time my mind was freeking out for so reason. Over the next 7 hours I tried to invison my self in the game. It was pretty fun going into the game, I knew it wasn't real. As the hours went bye It became harder and harder to come back out. I am wright this as I play I hope you will find this and know my story for I am about to be a part of minecraft FOREVER...
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Category:Minecrap
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Trash

The loud clatter of trash cans being banged around woke me with a start. I sighed, "Raccoons." They had gotten into my trash before but I never did anything about it. I've always been too much of a tree hugger to harm furry critters. Eventually the clamor settled and I oozed myself back into slumper.
But then I shot out of bed. I could have sworn I heard someone walking around in the next room. My heart sank as the lights went on in the hall. Quickly with my heart pounding in my chest, I sprinted for my bedroom door and turned the lock. I snatched up my bat and prepared to bash the teeth in of anyone who came through the door.
There was a dark figure that cascaded its shadow under my door. They were breathing heavily as they jiggled the knob to try and open it. "Who are you?" I yelled. I could hear the figure run out of my house, turning off the light on their way out. I calmed my nerves for a few minutes by taking a few deep breaths before heading out into the rest of my house.
I knew the very first thing I needed to do was call the police, which I did promptly. I checked all my valuables and noticed that nothing had been stolen. Then the booming sound of an officers fist hit my door, "Its the police."
I answered the door and the police stared at with me with a scornnful look. "Sir, do you know anything about the dead girl that's been stuffed in your trash cans?"
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Travel Companions

So my cousin got married recently, and last night he told me a story about something really odd that happened to him and his wife while they were driving through the mountains. I believe he said the Rockies.
He said that they had been driving for some time, and decided to hit up a rest stop. As they pulled in they noticed this white beat up van all alone in the desolate parking lot. They headed in and his wife went into the restroom. He stood there for a few seconds and then seemingly out of no where, two strange guys walked up to him. He said, they looked, "off", like those people that not only live on the fringes of society, but do so for the wrong reasons, if you get what hes saying. The smaller one, whom he described as gangly, somewhat dirty wearing a nasty white tee and stained jeans, and just overall unpleasing, smiled and said "hey there, you from around here?". My cousin replied "no im from Lansing Michigan". They both exchanged small, grinning glances, "what a coincidance, so am i" the small one replied. "Weird, me too", the second responded, he was a little taller, just as greasy and strange looking. My cousin said he immediately became uncomfortable and just then his wife came out. "You know" said the smaller one, "we could be traveling companions"...."We have to go" he tells her, nudging her over to the car. The guys don't say anything, but as my cousin and his wife get closer to the car, i guess the guys started heading to their van.
So they were on the road. It was getting dark, but they figured they could reach their destinaition relatively soon. Just then they see headlights gaining on them fast. After some studying they both mutually realized that it was that shitty van from the rest stop. So he floors it, these are looooong windy roads, and i guess there isn't many officers out there. However this may have made things worse, because these guys kept right on gaining. The chase continued for about 10 minutes i guess, finally and to their shock, as they reached the city limits of their destination i guess the van slammed on its breaks, put it in reverse, and dipped outta there. They didn't see them again luckily. It's anyones guess what that was all about, or what he really meant by, "traveling companions", all he said was, "It's pretty lonely and desolate out there"...
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Treats of Insanity

This event has changed my life eternally. And not for the good.
It all started on a simple sunday afternoon, I was just an average person, not really well-known. I was okay. As long as I was enjoying my life, I was perfectly fine with how my life went. I was a pretty big fan of the food that is the subject of this story, but I was by no means addicted to it.
Key word is "Was".
I was just sorting papers, when I heard a knock on my door. I went downstairs to see a couple of young salesmen. They wanted to sell me this food that I really liked. I never had that food in 3 years, so as you'd expect, I got pretty excited. Too excited, in fact.
I screamed to emphasize on the fact that I really wanted that food. Sadly, that ended up scaring off the two.
In great desire to find those two guys again, I searched the entire city again, looking in every corner, crevice and building I could possibly think to find them. I turned the entire place upside down to find them, but I couldn't.
Eventually, I found them again. In excitement, I ran after them again, screaming the same words as I got to them. I ended up scaring them off again.
This lead me into a deep depression, where I had to get some encouragement to bring myself to find those two again. It took about five days before I could bring myself to try again.
As of today, I have yet to find them again. I have searched for days, and have yet to find them. If the two salesmen are reading this, then allow me to say this.
Mark my words, Spongebob and Patrick.
I am coming for your chocolate.
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Tree Porn Copypasta

what? are you shaming people for their fetishes? it's better to look at tree boobs then furry shit. do you support bestiality? you're a sick bastard for what you've done and we all know this. tomorrow at 5:56 I will knock on your door and ask you to sign a paper for free lawn mowing services. but it will actually be to turn yourself in. you will forget I told you this and you will abide. then you will automatically land in prison for a life sentence with no chance of parole. after 5 years of you being in jail you will get a call from an unknown number (you snuck in your phone) and it will say you could actually get out of jail if you jump on the ground 5 times while pouring water on yourself. you will believe this because you're desperate and go by what the person tells you. then you will lose track of time and accidentally drown yourself in water. you immediately start panicking and holding your breath, but that causes you to faint after just a couple minutes. then you will wake up in an empty room with no windows or doors and a shadowy figure will put a thick cloth over your mouth. but, you manage to get away and dig a hole in the ground. you dig so deep you find yourself in the sewers and drink the sewage water because of how thirsty you are. but as expected, you die from an infection. but that's just what you thought. you are actually still alive but back where you started, in jail. then you get the call again but decline. see what could have happened? you realize there is really no escape and for the rest of your life you sit in jail thinking about what you've done.
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Tree Roots

Roots. Tree roots. The annoying roots you trip over and fall all the time. They are always found by trees, for, after all, they are a part of the tree. But why are they found on the surface, and not down in the ground like they should? Maybe they have special tasks? Maybe they are seeking for something else than water? Maybe... Other trees? Or something only the trees know about? Or what of they aren't even a part of the tree at all? Maybe they are some kind of worm?
Who knows?
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:THERY
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Trees of Madness

It was Halloween and a few friends and I were on a haunted hay ride.
We began traveling down a path that was extremely narrow, and thick woods stood on either side. Up ahead I could see that the woods had a small clearing.
The driver of the tractor told us, "Up ahead are the trees of madness, they are said to cause intense hallucinations to those who look upon them, I cannot suggest that you attempt to do so".
Naturally, upon driving by the trees everyone looked away except I, who stared directly at the trunk of the trees.
Suddenly, there was an extremely bright flash of white accompanied with the sound of a click. The tree trunks began to morph colors, fading from hues of blue to red, green and orange.
Flowers began to sprout all around the trees from the ground and grow. When their flower petals began to open, there were baby fetuses lying within them, attached to the stem by an umbilical cord.
The roots of the trees began to slither up out of the ground, pick the babies up from the flower buds and systematically hand them up to the tree branches.
The branches moved like human hands, ripping away the umbilical cord and peeling the skin away from these fetuses.
This was taking place everywhere; hundreds of flowers were blooming up one after another with fetuses being lifted into the tree tops all around. I became sick to my stomach in a cold sweat, stomach bile filling my mouth.
Finally, a friend shook me, screaming "STOP LOOKING!".
As my mouth filled with bitter bile, I awoke... screaming myself.
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Trick or Treating

I whent trick or teating with my (I'm 42) bratty little sister (she's 39). We were dressed as Forrest Gump (me) and Jenny (sister). I wared the leg braces and had an entourage of bullies following me while my sister yelled "run, Forrest, run!".
So we went to one house that was the scariest of them all! A scary old woman was known to have lived there and it was known around town that she housed hideous creatures. She was never able to bear offsprings, so she resorted to filling her home with vile creatures.
My sister made me knock on the door. That little jerk. My palms were sweating as I grabbed the door knocker and gently, knocked on the dour. She giggled behind me, but was abruptly stopped by the sound of a wild animal inside the house. It's sound echoed through me brain. My heart stopped and all I wanted to do was run, but the damn braces on my legs made that impossible.
My sister stared forward as I saw the silhouette of an old woman through the screen door. Her voice pierced through the dead silence "hello little middle-aged trick or treaters. My, what do we have here? Hansel and Grettle?".
My sister replied "um, no. My brother is a handicapped dumbass and has diabetes so give me his candy too".
The woman laughed and said "well all I have are sugar-free worther's original, so it looks like we're all fine here". Her jolly tone made me shiver and I suddenly saw a shadow behind her. It gave me a menacing stare. It's yellow eyes pierced my soul and made me piss my pants.
The old woman must've noticed and told me to come inside. We reluctantly did so as I didn't want to be made fun of by the kids down the street. Little did I know it would be the biggest mistake of my life.
We stepped inside and were immediately taken aback my the foul odor of ammonia. It was horrendous and made me heave. The old woman said "you poor soul, you've had too much candy. Let me make you dinner".
My sister and I looked at each other when all of a sudden a terrifying creature wrapped around her leg! It rubbed itself all over her and made the most terrifying sound I've ever heard: "ppuuurrrr".
Aaahhhh!!! My sister and I never ran so fast, but we couldn't get away. The vile creature ran after us screaming "mmeeeooowww!".
I never saw my sister again. One touch of the creature and she became an old cat woman just like the old lady. She now houses 15 cats and lures middle-aged trick or treaters in her home for dinner and cough drops. I've never been to her house and I never will.
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Tricks of the Mind

I have snapped. As a matter of fact, I sit in my cosy cell at the psychiatric ward as I type this. Last night, I saw something that changed who I was. So, what is it, you all ask? Demons. I know, you don't believe me either. It started when I heard hisses and Almost lovecraftian in form, they slithered from my basement up into my living room.
The room became pitch black and whispers of some guttural language like a cross between Latin and Swahili echoed throughout the room. I felt something crawl up my leg. I screamed, and ran until I found my phone, which was used as an impromptu torch. I flashed my light upon the beast and it kept shifting into different things. It finally settled on becoming a gargantuan, bear-like figure with a hunch and oozing spines all over its back.
It was about this point that I chose to fight. I was scared beyond reason, so I kicked, punched, clawed and bit until the bear-thing fell to the floor, leaking black pus into the carpet. Then I heard noises at the door again. I broke off one of the beast's spines and used it as a blade. As the new demon entered, it quickly changed to become hyena-like, and darted across the room. This beast chose to flee and scurry, but I knew I had to kill it regardless. Oddly, as its life faded, I heard something that resembled English. It appeared to be saying "stop" but it sounded like it was being muffled.
The final beast entered the frey. It was a small, humanoid figure clutching a deformed foetus. It hissed and wailed, and pounced upon me. I had no choice but to snap its neck. It silenced quickly, and fell, limp, to the floor. Afterwards, I fled the house and wandered the streets until I passed out, had to explain myself, and ended up here. One thing I'll never understand is how and why those shapeshiftinh horrors chose as their last action to turn themselves into exact copies of my family.
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Trip to the 746876275km Pokemon tower PART 1

One time, a man told me if i can climb the 74687627km Pokemon tower, i would be invincible. I thought it was bullshit, so i went home. Then, i ate Lunch and went to watch some TV. It was broken...>:( !!!!!!! ...And for some reason that old man from before was watching me through the mirror.
So, i decided to go to the 74687627km Pokemon tower. When i got there, i coulndt see the top. I went in, and before i knew it, i was in a battle. It was easy, considering i had an lv.100 Venasaur. So, i continiued. I was encountering a bunch of random battles, until i fougt the GHOST. I couldnt find my poke-doll, probably some team rocket asshole took it.
I ran from battle, and then went looking for that guy. I found him after a couple of hours, and beat him easily. Then, he gave me my poke-doll back. I went to fight the GHOST again, and surprisingly, i couldnt enter Lavender town anymore.
I was very confused by this, so i went to train my Charizard. NO ENCOUNTERS!I went back, only to find that i could enter again. But...My Venasaur fainted!I was like:"Fuck." But, i did have a lv. 99 Charizard, so i didnt care. I beat the GHOST, but then a skeleton popped out and said boodlebeeboddlydoo! This gave me nightmares. Then my brain exploded into about 235442354675.335 pieces.
Will be continiued in Part 2.
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Category:Pokemon
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Trip to the 746876275km Pokemon tower PART 2

Where we last left off... 
I beat the GHOST, but then i encountered something... It was       `M ||!!!!!(A.K.A Missingno), he was level 768, so there was no way i could possibly beat him, i tried and tried, but my pokemon kept fainting!
I was down to my Lv. 100 Mewtwo, and i actually managed to beat him, barely. I continiued on, and found another barrier!
I started to wait, hoping it would eventually go away, but...IT DIDNT. So, iwent back, about 74687627 hours later, it was gone, i continiued.Then i saw a tombstone that said:
Here lies Buried Alive.
????-????
I ignored it, and found that i was already at the top... then it hit me... THE OLD MAN WAS BURIED ALIVE!
Suddenly, a battle started...
To be continued... 
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Tristan on the Track

So this is the story of when Tails Doll started Tristan on the Track.
It was a normal day. Nothing could go wrong. THEN, Tails Doll started Tristan on the Track. Sanic.EXE was there, too. He warned me when he flew into my house with his chickens that he stole from Ed. He warned me. He said, "WAKE UP SPONGE!!! CIDER SEASON IS ABOUT TO START!!" I knew what I had to do.
I jumped out of my window and saw Richard listening to music on his iPod. I asked him what he was doing and he responded, "Oh, I'm listening to TRISTAN ON THE TRACK." 5 tongues came out of my mouth and I ran. The Imperial March started playing and Captain America jumped out of a spaceship. He said he was going to help me stop Tails Doll. BALLS!!! Darth Vader squished him with his fatness and then I saw Peter Griffin turn into your mom and cut Darth Vader's head off.
I saw the Tails Doll in the distance. I became a tornado and caught him. That didn't stop it, though. The Curse of the Sleeping Bag has already started. I saw ZALGO. I ran away, but he caught up to me. It turns out he was wearing a mask, and he was just a cop. He waved a doughnut in my face and said, "Do you take doughnuts?" I responded by slapping him and saying "GET OUT OF MY OFFICE, YELLOW MAN!!!" (He was white, but whateves.) He jumped up and said "SONIC R IS BETTER THAN SONIC 06, GOD DANGIT!!!"
Suddenly, I saw Rainbow Dash. She was going to his Tails Doll with her Sanic Rainboom. She didn't have enough power, so the cop jumped on her. They crashed into Tails Doll, and the Curse of the Sleeping Bag was broken. So was the Ugly Barnacle.
THE END
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Troll

We all know what trolls are, right? Mean, nasty people who just want to annoy you. Well, on one such YouTube video, named "Real Alien Footage," or some variation, a user (whose account is now gone) made the comment "Bah, aliens? Aliens are off-worlders, and that is what we are." Unfortunately, there is always someone who falls for this, and flames the commenter, although I do not have a report of the reply. This started a flame war, where the first commenter tried to defend his notion, while the second savagely tried to beat him down, starting with teasing and ending up at threatening. This led to the first person using the threat "Then we shall meet you, tonight." After reading this, the second commenter got scared and tried to deflect it with a variation of "You don't know where I am," which got the reply of "We know all."
Scared witless, the second person called the police and started fortifying his house, with the comment resounding in his skull. He checked YouTube constantly, hoping to find some relief to that comment, something that might mean he won't die tonight, but instead got an even bigger fright after checking his emails. The email was as follows: "Thank you for The Ping, for we now know where your planet is. We have observed your earthly Internet, learning that Trolls are the ones that are replied too, getting angry reactions from others. From this moment on, the day is Holiday on our planet, while your planet shall be under constant watch from us."
That night, New York lost one citizen without it even noticing. This is the first recorded sighting of The Covenant, and the computer was found just after the second Halo was destroyed. The records come from the small number of people who had also found the video, and tried to stop the flame war. So beware, the next time you find a real alien footage, you may just wanna stay out of the comments section, for what you find there could possibly doom humanity. And none of us want that, do we?
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Trolling My Church with Among Us

So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and when he said that Judas would betray Jesus, I blurted out "JUDAS IS THE IMPOSTER! HE'S SUS!" and did a big wide grin (like the "when the imposter is sus" meme). The pastor then said "What are you talking about?" So I yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING! HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!" and then I explained the joke. The pastor, not amused, told me to sit down. I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out "JESUS WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER!" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS SUS, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to download Reddit for funny Among Us memes. That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. I said "WAIT! I'M NOT SUS THOUGH! WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?" and then I said "WHEN THE PASTOR IS SUS!" And did the hilarious grin from the meme. After that I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Among Us.
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