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Sonic.Exe.Exe

So, you've all heard of that Sonic.exe game, RIGHT? It's that creppy game based of  that spooky creepypasta of the same name. I've always been an avid fan of creepypastas. ANYWAY, this whole thing started out on a casual friday night. I was walking around the neighbourhood for some reason, and I came across the guy selling Sonic.Exe at his garage sale. The guy looked sketchy, as if he's just been through hell and back. I've already played the fan made sonic.exe game, but I decided to buy it anyway cause he was giving it away for free (???) So, I got back home, put the disc in my computer and was thrilled to replay my favourite fan made creepypasta game. The download was called "Sonic.exe.exe" 
==DAY 1==
So the game started off pretty normally, Sonics face popped out with his hyper realistic bloodshot eyes, I didn't suspect anything strange was going on, until I noticed Sonic looked really depressed for some reason, as if his dick just got cut off or something. Anyway, when I clicked start, I swear I saw a glimpse of a skeleton in the background, but it must of just been my imagination. So as usual, there was three characters to choose from. I chose Tails and it once again continued normally. Tails was running away from Sonic. The dead animals on the ground looked... oddly realistic for a dead animal. Anyway, I just ignored it and continued on with the game. When I saw Sonic, he once again looked depressed, and his hyper realistic bloodshot eyes look even more hyper realistic. Why? Why would such a beloved antagonist look so down? Then, all of a sudden, a bunch of skeletons came in to the screen and started dancing around Tails and Sonic. At this point I knew the game was hacked, for sure. I was really creeped out. Sonic and Tails looked at me with hyper realstic eyes Then, the hyper realistic skeletons killed the hyper realistic Tails and Sonic. The hyper realistic skeletons came towards the screen in a hyper-realistic manner. I immediatly shut off the computer and locked myself in my hyper realistic room. 
==DAY 2==
So those skeletons sure did spook me solid. No wonder that guy looked so sketchy. The skeletons were tormenting him. And now they were tormenting me. I could hear their bones rattling from the other room. I decided to end this nonsense and sell my game. I took out the disc, but it didn't say  "Sonic.exe" anymore. It said "Skeleton.exe" Yikes! I threw it against the floor and accidently broke it. Uh oh. Here come the skeletons. Suddenly, I saw skeletons surrounding me. Some had hyper realistic blood pouring out their skull, others had mini skeletons coming out of their eyes, and those skeletons had even minier skeletons coming out of their eyes! I don't have much time left, The skeletons are eating me as I speak. 
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Sonic.JPG

Hello, my name is Ernie. I am a Mega fan of the sonic series. I have almost all of the games, you name it I have it. But almost does not mean all. You're probably asking "Ernie... what sonic game do you not have??? My answer Sonic 3D blast. My story begins about a decade ago. I went to some old dudes garage sale and found Sonic 3D blast for the SEGA Genesis for about six bucks. Without hesitation a bought even though the cover was a bit off. For starters, sonic had pitch black bleeding eyes with red pupils. It said "I will kill you" under the Genesis logo. The dude in the background had the same eyes as sonic. And it was rated Y for YOU'RE NEXT! But as most clichés go I thought nothing of it.
When I arrived home I instantly went to my Genesis and just threw it in there! When the game booted up instead of some dude screaming "SEGA!" He screamed "SATAN!" This was so spooky I wanted to just turn it off, but in normal cliché fashion I didn't and thought it was a bug... BIG MISTAKE!!1! The first cutscene played out and that seemed off too. The forest was on fire, sonic had a bloody knife, and the flickies looked bloody and bruised. "OH LORDY JESUS!" I screamed as a took the game out and smashed it into pieces.
I came into my living room to clean up the broken game but then a skeleton popped out and ate my skin. I am now a skeleton and writing this
The end.
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Sonic.KFC

Hi my name is Jordan and this is my friend RagingVenom45, we are both 21 years old and we played a very spooky and scary game called Sonic.KFC, we'll be telling how it was!
I was playing Sonic 069 until I saw a mail from my friend 69Fan69, and he said:
The game was called Sonic.KFC, we were big fans of Sonic KFC Adventures, so we thought that it was a prequel.
We inserted the disc on the computer and the game popped up, it was Sonic KFC Adventures, the game that we loved! But, this time, there was a part where it came quick where there was black sky, red water, and sonic was covered by the KFC Man, and it wasn't SEGA 69 anymore, it was SEGA KFC! There was a title screen from Sonic KFC Adventures 3, but with realistic vomit and very creepy music.
There were three characters, your pal Chicken Sandwich, your friend Cooked KFC, and weirdly there was the Bed KFC Man, how can you play as the Bed KFC Man in a Sonic game? So I chose the Chicken Sandwich and there was a creepy sound that was from a chicken saying (I want your balls) in chicken language! The First level was usually "KFC Hill Zone" but this time it was just called "KFC Zone" The music was reversed and demonic, it was 69% creepy! Usually when you kill an enemy, it comes a chicken but this time, all the chickens were dead and eaten! Then there it was, Colonel Sanders, he had his eyes closed.
I approached him and he slowly moved his penis to my side! And he opened his eyes and said:
Do you wanna have sex with me?
After that you spawn on a place full of shit and dicks cutten off, it was coming out pink gas. Chicken Sandwich was with a depressed face and it born a boner. He kept walking for 69 minutes until he found The KFC Man, he was coming after him! He didn't touch Chicken Sandwich yet, Chicken Sandwich was crying and very depressed! Colonel Sanders and picked him up and you could hear some "mmhmm hmm oohhh yeahhhh" It went back to the character select screen and the Chicken Sandwich had a colossal boner that was too big to fit on the screen, and his eyes were closed! It was Cooked KFC's turn, the level was usually KFC Brian Zone, Cooked KFC was shocked and very depressed, he was always pooping on the ground every step he made (such a chicken)
Cooked KFC didn't know where he was, until the screen became static, and we didn't know shit for what was happening. It appeared "Butts3x3d Y0u" We were shocked, we didn't know what was happening
It was our chance.
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Category:Sonic
Category:EVIL FOOD
Sonic.Real life

I was walking down the street and I heard a noise it sounded like Sonic the Hedgehog I laghued at how preposterous that was. I then heard You're too slow. I then replied No I'm not you impeccable. I hijacked a car and drove and drove away.
It Gets Worse...
I took the metro home and watched Men at Work had some soup and went to bed. The next day, In the morning, I went to work at the office. It turned out Jerry got fired. I went to his house and laughed at him. I went for a McDonalds, I got French fries, a chicken burger and a Coke to drink.
The Demise...
I got married the next day, At the wedding ceremony, it turned out I had actually married Sonic. He killed me, I am dead now.
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Category:Sonic
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Sonic.e Driven Suicide Pineabbles

Here's my creappy pasta, but I guess I'm not supposed to say that, hahahaha lol lol. I'm sorry but I have short term memory loss and My mom made pasta so I have to go see u later love u pick up tofu at the store, and Joe said to tell you to stop calling him fat or else he'll never see Choco again.
Jean Was super-scared because her Cat pineabble.
My computer froze as a menacing variety of static cow screens overtook it. Jean was uncovered by archaeologists a thousand years later. Her body had drifted to the South Pole under a variety of tacos. Cause of death: garbage pail kids.
Note: Remember to add super Mario villain here.
I was ready to play a fun game but I was worrid about the creeepy salesman yardseele I found the game in for free.20 cents. 5 dollars.
Once it started up I jumped in expectation of nostalgisa. The card games were fun but the one card with the demonic backwards writing still scared me like the crazy printer ran out of paper and I ran out to get more. It is table time! 
No Jean, you are the pineabbles.
Then I was a zombie cat.
It was jammed in the photo frame for 2 hours before I finally pried it out. The mutant squirrel crime ring hit the deadspace man in the head with the crunches of a thousand limes chanting in unison, "Yet you walk all over me! And I stopped to thin ka bout the tims were they tried to die me, and I was hurted. I trid closing the door fast enough but it wasn't fast enugh because Chicken the Chica pulled out genericLPPlayer1 and began screaming, "Notice me!!" I had no chioce but to quit my job. They told me I was stinky. I cried and moved to the sewers.
Then a toilet hand pooped out.
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Category:Overused Running Gag
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Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Sonic.exe.zip.jpeg.con.prg.pic.exe

I AM WARNING YOU THE FOLLOWING STORY IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING YOU'LL EVER READ. IT WILL MAKE YOU BE FEAR FOR A VERY VERY LONG AMOUNT OF SECONDS. GOOD LUCK READER.
I FOUND A OLD DISK COVERED IN STICKY WARM BEAN JUICES. AFTER CLOSER INSPECTION I BELIEVED IT TO BE HEINZ. BUT IT WAS BLOOD BEING TERRIFIED OF THIS DISCOVERY I KILLED A FEW PEOPLE THEN SHOVED IT INTO MY OLD DS. (THAT I STOLE). I SUDDENLY GOT TERRIFIED AS IT ISN'T TURNING ON. THEN I CLICKED THE ON BUTTON, IT FELT LIKE SOMEONE WAS IN MY ROOM. HEAT OVEN TO 190C/FAN 170C/GAS 5. BUTTER TWO 20CM SANDWICH TINS AND LINE WITH NON-STICK BAKING PAPER.
IN A BLOOD!200G CASTER SUGAR, 200G SOFTENED BUTTER, 4 BEATEN EGGS, 200G SELF-RAISING FLOUR, 1 TSP BAKING POWDER AND 2 TBSP MILK TOGETHER UNTIL YOU HAVE A SMOOTH, SOFT BATTER.
THE CARTRIDGE THAT I FOUND HAS SANIC SCRIBBLED ON TO IT. I THOUGH IT WAS ILLEGIBLE, SO I DECIDED TO TRY NOT TO READ IT ANY FARTHER THEN I DID. BLOOD SPRAYED OUT OF THE PHONE AS I DIED. THEN I CALLED 999. BUT TO NO AVAIL. I HAD A HALLUCINATION ON PATRIC AND SPINGEBOB. BUT THEN I SAW IT IN MY ROOM. WERE WAS I? WHAT AM I? I FELT THE WATER BRUSH AGAINST MY SKIN. THE SALT WATER BURROWED IT'S WAY INTO MY BODY, THE CUTS FELT CRISP AND NUMB. THE PAIN WAS UNBEARABLE. I PASSED OUT ONCE MORE. IT WAS TALL, SLENDER AND ARMS THAT LOOKED LIKE THEY COULD REACH YOU FROM ANYWHERE, GREY SKIN, SMELT AWFUL, THE THING SLOWLY MADE ITS WAY CLOSER. I WOULD HAVE TURNED AND FLED IF IT HADN'T CAUGHT ME. I LOOKED LIKE SLENDER MAN, BUT WORSE. MUCH WORSE, IT'S JOINTS DISLOCATED WHEN IT MOVED, IT WAS UNNATURAL, IT SEEMED IT HAD NO SENSE OF PAIN, IT'S SKIN UNRAVELING AND SPLITTING AS IT MOVED. "URGH, THIS IS GOING TO BE IT". THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE. OH NO MY ARMS. BUT WAIT I AM THE KILLER. AND SO ARE YOU.
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Sonic.exe/Round 2 (ALTERNATE ENDING)

Derek: (chuckling rather shakingly) Whatever...it doesn't matter anyway, 'cause I'm going to stop you. Once and for all.
Goldman: Oh are you now? With what I presume?
Derek: (pulls out something from his coat) With THIS! (several gasps and murmurs are heard) Cole told me that the only way X can enter our world to collect more souls is with this! Well NO MORE!!
(A loud snapping noise is heard, silence is heard)
(Goldman starts laughing)
Goldman: So Cole told you that, huh? Ha! A smart boy, but even geniuses tend to get their information wrong.
Derek: (Chuckles deeply) Well, how's that?
Goldman: Easy. (high heels again as Goldman walks across the room) It's true that X cannot enter our world unless someone places that disk into a computing system. But I'm curious, Mr. Green....
(the sound of Goldman pulling out something from her pocket)
Goldman: Whatever made you both think that THAT disk in particular was the original?
Derek: Ah! Well, what made YOU think THAT was the real disc! (Pulls out disc)
Goldman: Ahahhaa, I suspected you'd pull that. While you weren't looking, I switched the discs, you destroyed the real one, but I made a copy of the fake one and the real one! (Throws "fake" disc)
Derek: Ahahahahhahahaha, I know you'd do that, that's why when you were tying your shoe I switched the disc with the real disc so you just threw the real disc onto the ground.
Goldman: While I was tying my shoe I switched the discs so I did throw the fake one!
Derek: Ah, except I made when you looked away for a sec and switched it with the real one!
Goldman: What about the real, real, one?
Derek: PATRIXX ate it.
Goldman: HYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU???
Derek: AAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa!!!
(Deep moans and gurgles are heard, Goldman shouts and yells as if to call for help. Derek says not a word. But yells with joy. The moans stop and everything grows quiet. A deep laugh rises from Derek as the tape comes to a halt)
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Sonic.exe: I'm Back...

My friends have been telling me about this very popular creepypasta called "Sonic.exe". I love creepypastas, but I've never read Sonic.exe before. So I went to the Creepypasta Wiki, and to my surprise, they didn't have it. It was deleted by an administrator for "quality" reasons.
I contacted Tom himself about this, and he said in a weird voice: "K-kyle..." I asked Tom if Kyle was a Sonic fan and he said "No..." I did some research on Kyle and discovered he had a wikia account. I jumped off my PC and checked the mail, because my Sunny D spilt on my keyboard.
As I was walking towards my mailbox, a man approached me and sexually assaulted me with a rifle. I thought it was just bad luck, so I ignored it. I opened the mail box and found a copy of Super Smash Bros. Melee. (and an image that showed a bad recolor of Sonic) I thought this was very cool.
I ran back inside and popped the game in my disk. I saw the character select screen, and it showed Sonic... with blood red eyes... I freaked out and dropped my Sunny D in my lap and got a 3rd degree burn. Text appeared on the screen saying: "YOU'RE [NOT] TOO FAST FOR ME!!!!" I jumped out of the chair and emptied my kidneys.
I ran down the basement and I saw an average normal everyday plushy of Sonic... just... standing there... I said "Hello?" And the plushy laughed at me and chomped on my manhood (penis and balls). My penis was bleeding and I yelled for my dog, Dickered, for help!
Dickered ran down the stairs and sure enough, Sonic kills the Sonic plushy, and WAS DRINKING MY SUNNY D! I got up and splashed penis blood on SONIC. He got a bazooka and blew up my basement (R.I.P Dickered). I ran up into my room and tripped down the stairs and Sonic spread my ass cheeks and poured Sunny D down my asshole. I kicked Sonic in the face and stabbed him with a lunch box!
I was slowly dying... because I'm allergic to Sunny D... BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN! TOM BUSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTED SONIC WITH A KNIFE! I showed a crucifix to Sonic, but, the crucifix didn't kill Sonic; it killed Tom.
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Category:Sonic
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Sonic.exe: Thanksgiving Massacre

It was a normal Thanksgiving day. I was in the the kitchen making some Thanksgiving dinner. I heard a knock on the door. I go to the door and open it. Nobody was there. I noticed that my mailbox has been opened. I approach it and find a CD-ROM in it, with black marker written on it that said "Sonic". I liked Sonic games, so I was curious to see the gameplay of this one. However, I have to go finish making that Thanksgiving dinner.
After I finished the dinner, my friends came to eat on the amazing dinner! I showed my friend (Kyl) the CD-ROM I got. He loved Sonic games as well. He took it outta my hand, and ran upstairs. He came back a few minutes later with a blank expression on his face. I asked him what was wrong; but he simply looked at me and left. I was very curious why he was like this. I go upstairs to try the CD-ROM.
I start the PC up, and the game loaded. It showed a frightning picture of Sonic with black eyes, and light blue pupils. I thought it was just a glitch, so I rested the PC. The PC wouldn't reset, and stayed stuck on that creepy screen... I try to turn it off, but it wouldn't. I was really worried. I went back to the dinning room to finish dinner with my friends. However, my friends were gone. I didn't see any of them! I started to get really worried at this point.
I went to the bathroom and turned the lights on. The lights kept flickering... Then, as it kept flickering; I saw the numbers "666" appear in the bathtub for a split second. I ran out of the bathroom and hid under the dinning room table.
As I was sitting there; I felt a hand touch me on the shoulder. I jumped out from under the table and nobody was there! I ran to the phone to call 9-11 and I started to hear a voice... It sounded like, Sonic's voice... I turn behind me and I see Sonic with black eyes and blue pupils standing there looking at me straight in the eyes... He says in a weird voice "Wanna paly?!" I run upstairs, lock the door, and I saw that the PC was turned off.
I turn it back on, and it started the game. I spawned in Green Hill Zone, and I saw my friends in it! They weren't pixelized, they were their real self's! Sonic brakes through the door, and I get a long knife and stab him in the heart. Blood squirted everywhere and got on the PC. Sonic melted and turned into blood. I clean-up his dead body with a vacuum. My friends never got out of the PC.
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Category:Sonic
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Sonic.exe: The Eggman Empire Strikes Back

Doctor Robotnik reclined in his chair, twirling his mustache with delight. Once his final shipment of bombs arrived, it would be time to launch his anti-rebel missile, and blast every last rebel on Mobius out of existence! This plan was so going so well that he felt he'd have to give himself a promotion! Suddenly, a nearby telephone rang and Robotnik was broken away from his happy day dreams.
He picked up the phone, answering with, "Robotnik's Emporium of Devastation, Destruction, and Demolition."
Without warning, a crazed man whom he had never heard from before screeched, "I can't run, he's too fast for me!"
Robotnik slammed the phone into the receiver, "for Grounder's sake that better have been a wrong number!"
As he swung his chair around to observe the train tracks leading to his base, he caught glimpse of a visage most foul. Sonic had managed to stumble his way into the factory. Upon closer inspection however, the doctor noticed that this Sonic had red glowing eyes as well as blood running down from his tear ducts. Robotnik merely figured that this was an attempt by Sonic to look "edgy". It wasn't working.
Robotnik roared at the hedgehog, "snooping as usual I see? No matter, my Super Egg Wave Motion Blaster Cannon will deal with you!"
The evil genius slammed the large red button on his desk's control panel, causing a massive energy weapon to rise from the floor and blast the impudent hedgehog with a beam so powerful that any items touched by the beam had been reduced to their molecular components. When the dust settled however, the strange figure simply starred at back at his attacker unharmed. Robotnik's mouth flew open as the evil Sonic lunged towards him, wearing a twisted smile on his bloodied face.
Doctor Eggman catapulted awake. Calming himself he said, "that had to have been a dream, no one's called me 'Robotnik' in years." He looked beside himself only to see a plush Sonic with blood dripping from it's eyes.
He sighed, having identified the cause of his nightmare. "I guess that's what I get for using my Sonic Voodoo Doll right before falling asleep. Messenger Robo! Go fetch some Alka-Seltzer, I think that leftover Pizza I ate seems vengeful!"
The small creature grumbled before flying into the kitchen to grab the doctor's fizzing remedy. Eggman tossed the doll aside, drank the bubbling concoction, and then sank into a deep and peaceful sleep.
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Category:Sonic
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Sonic.exe: The untold truth

My name is Tim. You didn't need that information.
A week ago, My brother Tom found this CD called Sonic.exe. I didn't really care all that much, mainly because I wasn't much of a fan of Sonic. But suddenly, he disappeared without a trace. It was really strange, there was no possible way he could've gotten out of the house without us noticing. You could probably guess that our family was devastated.
Last night, I decided to use his computer. What I found was horrifying, it was 2 folders, one dedicated to a Terabyte of Sonic Rule 34, and another dedicated towards some comic with a smug looking Tails on a bench. And next to the folders was the Sonic.exe file which I assumed was from the CD. As I was quite curious myself, I decided to click on it and see what it contains.
When I opened it up, I was greeted with the SEGA logo. But instead of the usual Sega sound, it was a loud sound of what I assume was a frying pan being dropped on the floor. Then I was on the title screen, it looked pretty normal. But when I pressed start, the screen changed for a 1/1000th of a millisecond. Sonic had black eyes with red pupils. Don't ask why I know that detail.
When I pressed start, there were 3 occupied save files. Each one having different characters. I wasn't able to play on any of them, and I couldn't delete them either because there wasn't an option to delete the files. Also the background consisted of thick red clouds, but that isn't important.
I then proceeded to close the game, but then an error message appeared. I couldn't remember what it said because I wanted to go to bed.
Tired and confused, I went to bed.
Then I had a dream, I saw Tom suffering in a pit of fire. Then Sonic appeared, he had black eyes and red pupils like in the title screen. He then told me this:
"Your brother was vile, wicked, and also a creep, that's why he's here now. Hope you understand."
Then I woke up, smashed my brother's computer, taped the CD to my wall, and ate a banana. All in one minute.
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
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