Franceball/Relationships

== Amis/Amies (Friends) ==
* Autricheballe - My sibling-in-law with whom I have had problems in the past. We now live in peace, and it suits me well since I have reduced it to almost nothing.
* Belgiqueballe - This is a ridiculous dog of the bastard child ! We tell each other bad jokes. MY FRIES COME FROM MARSEILLE ! FRENCH FRIES ARE LES BEST FRIES ! REMOVE WAFFLEL NOW ! But your fries come from moi, okay ? Also, how does it feel to lose in LA DEMI-FINALE ?!
* Brésilballe - We were allies during the First World War. But stop calling me a coward who surrenders ! At least it helps for the satellite. Also I have some of my descendants in its clay. Hon hon ! Never forget le 1998 FIFA World Cup !
* Canadaballe - My child. I like it ; vous is friendly and tolerant. Canada is the favourite destination for our young students.
* Cubaballe - FIDEL CASTRO is really great. My government officials visit you from time to time. You do the same as well.
* Russieballe - We are now friends. Il hosted the 2018 FIFA World Cup, which I won. I allied with it in both world wars. I even loved its parents and grandparents. I love your vodka, and it loves to eat my frog legs. But I'm sorry for 1812, and I don't want to be a communist. But why you put me on your unfriendly list?
* Allemagneballe - My worst enemy spouse (and partner in some comics), je is better than you at football ! You've been relegated ! But seriously, Weimarballe Republic I miss it. (Doctor, doctor, doctor ! Laughter is really the best remedy ! Hon, hon, hon !) Yuo are also Nazi ! But... (see enemies section)
* Espagneballe - We had a very turbulent relationship in the past because of Naples and Burgundy. However, we are good (well, it kept its Capetian king). I buy some cheap food, and vacations in its clay.
* Italieballe - Our capitals are exclusively twinned. Only Burger thinks there is a rivalry between us. But there is no debate : my food is better, and the Mona Lisa now is mine. Could you send le Pape back to Avignonball? and your Lamborghini sucks, VIVE LA BUGATTI ! REMOVE FASCISM !!
* Marocballe - Moi favorite African friend ! It's a great trading partner. It was a French protectorate, but it was a long time ago ! It loves my culture very much (the baguette is strong), and vice versa (couscous is strong too) !
* Népalrawr - I love the mountains. One of my climbers climbed Mount Everest ! Long live Nepal ! (You can be my mountain base for the French Empire.)
* Lettonieballe - It loves my potato dishes and I give it a lot of economic support in the EU. In addition, some French live at Rigaball, so you are my second base to attack Russieball and part of my glorious French Empire ! Hon hon.
* EUballe - This is my little child with Allemagnebale, which I am proud of, so carry on with the plan to conquer the world, hon, hon ! Je sorry for 2017, NEVER FORGET !
* Québecballe - My child with a drôle d'accent ! You worry a lot about the suppression of French genes. I await its independence, the constitution of a great transatlantic confederation of France, an alliance between the new and the old France, or whatever it wants. At least I gave you Nicholas and Burnet. Please be kind to your sibling.
* Louisianeballe - This is my other grandchild living in United States. Louisiana is hosting exquisite Mardi Gras celebrations. Unfortunately, it is still Americanizing.
* Philippinesballe - My Asian friend and adoptive relative. I win ! Thank you for hosting Miss Universe 2016 ! I had the pleasure of celebrating this fantastic event ! 
* Pays-Basballe - This is my ex-spouse, very stoned all the time. It vacations in my clay. Part of the Bourgogneballe, right ? My jury gave it 12 at Eurovision 2019 ; I'm glad it finally won after so long !
* Viêt Namballe - Mon coconut friend who loves my wand. And vous need to withdraw Western Sahara recognition. yuo are my colony !!
* USAballe - It is my sarcastic and arrogant godchild (but I suppose it has its good side). I gave it Louisianaball (it wasn't cool, godchild). États-Unis helped me during the First World War (you were late, but thank you) and the Second World War (you were late, but thank you again). I helped United States ball to kick the cute ass of United Kingdom ball during its independence. It was an expensive but fun game. Je also gave it a statue of moi (the Statue of Liberty), but its new president is weird. (Plox tell your president that not only does he have Irish heritage, but he has French and rosbif English heritage too !)
* Monacoballe - My little pet. It's rich, smol and likes cars. 
* Serbieballe - I have to help you remove more skewers ; you are also a good ally. I'm really sorry I bombed you in 1999 ; I got the blessing of the UN. You are also the great mover of Austria and Hungary during the First World War ! It is even of fellow kebab remover ! Hon !
* Arménieballe - One of my best friends, it also is a kebab remover and je recognize the Armenian genocide. Never forget ! Nagorno-Karabakh is Armenia !
* Écosseballe - You deserve to be free.
* Japonballe - You are a good fan of me. Thank you for letting me inspire the Pokémon region of Kalos ! I like your sumo concept and maki.
* Omanballe - Please give me some oil !
* Pologneballe - Happy 100th birthday, my friend. You are very sweet ! I like you very much ! (Also, vous beat me at Sener junior Eurovision, but je liked your song.)
* Australieballe - Many Franceballs are big fans of its country ! I build submarines for that. Sometimes, however, I confuse it with the Americans or with the Austrians. (Anyway, these Anglos are all the same.)
* Nouvelle-Zélandeballe - We both love rugby, and it helped me during the First World War with Australia. Also, I am sorry to have bombed your ship in 1985. Never forget 2007 and 2011. But sometimes it is confused with Americans or Australians. (Either way, these Anglos are all the same boring things.)
* Qatarballe and Arabie Saouditeballe - Middle East trading partners.
* Argentineballe - My relative (the child from Spain) and my Latin American best friend. I helped it customize its cool music. Do you remember the Last Tango in Paris ?
* Chiliballe - Relative. I helped its people flee to my land after the coup, but now I think it's okay. Its former president is of French ancestry, Swiss, Greek and Basque. (Your wine sucks !)
* Iranballe - It exports me good oil and loves my car brands : Peugeot, Citroën, and Renault.
* Colombieballe - Great Latine friend. It makes great coffee, but MY WINE IS EVEN BETTER !
* Suisseballe - Part of my union, FRACH. We love your chocolate ; give me more of your best chocolate !
* Bulgarieballe - Thank you for the twelve points on the televote at Eurovision 2017 ; I'm glad you liked my song that year !
* Gabonballe - Puppet Child adopted in Central Africa who has an excellent relationship with me !
* Tunisieballe - It can finally enter democracy ; Good ! Very nice clay for holidays.
* Indeballe - My relative. Macron has met your Prime Minister ! You are also a good friend. I really like your food. (Don't scam me !) It also hates my child for stealing its flag. Je used to have small ports in its clay. Oggy and the Cockroaches have good viewership in its clay. But remove ripoff.
* Malaisieballe - Je help train its soldiers in its clay. It loves my croissants and its locals love to visit Paris. Please do not boycott my products. By the way, can je haves Bukit Tinggi ? Then je revive my glorious French Empire.
* Wallonneballe - My child who wants to unite with me. Shhh, don't let this idiot from Belgium know that, okay ?
* Irakballe - I helped it against ISIS, and Macron met with your prime minister ! You are also a good friend.
* Chineballe - You love my food, and I depend on it a lot. HOWEVER, STOP INTIMIDATING MY CHILD ! Also, Marinette Dupain-Cheng from Miraculous is of descended from vous !
* Mauritanieballe - Je of its parent, this kebab child. Uh, the one with the scary smile I gave it during my rampage. It loves me even after that.
* Tchadballe - Another child from Africa. It was the one with the bionic eyes that je gave it as a farewell gift ; they are very similar to Chad.
* Ukraineballe - Thank you for the twelve points at Eurovision 2018 ! Though Russiaballe annoys you, but you have moi moral support ! Crimeaball is of yours, but remember the 7–1! Honhonhonhon !
* Israëlcube - Congratulations on winning Eurovision 2018 ! Your song was awesome, but not as awesome as mine ! But be nice to Palestineball and Lebanonball plox..?
* Libanballe - My child in le Moyen-Orient, we used to have a complexe relationship d'abord, but now we are fine.
* Corée du Sudballe - South Korea is the best Korea. I don't recognize aby evil twin. Also, happy K-pop ! I also helped it during the Korean War. 
* Croatieballe - I EXHAUSTED YOU DURING THE SEMI-FINAL OF THE 1998 FIFA WORLD CUP AND THE FINAL OF THE 2018 FIFA WORLD CUP ! HON HON HON ! YOU PLAYED TOO WELL ! HON HON HON !
* Union Soviétiqueballe - It was communist, but I liked it because I played fair during the Cold War, and it trusted me. Then, however, I banned communism because it invaded Polandball during the Second World War !
* Royaume-Uniballe (sometimes) - My ex-spouse. We used to be enemies, but now we have reconciled (for the better, of course).
* Syrieballe - Bonjour, je rencongizings tu over barbaric Assad. Congratulations on removing him ! Hope nous can have better relations now, ne hard feelings pas pour colonial times right ?
* Ordre Souverain Militaire de Maltaballe - I recognize you little clayless guy! Et sorry, my great grandfather invaded you.
** - Don't worry! Its the past! I'm still alive anyways!
== Neutre (Neutral/Frenemies) ==
* Camerounballe - My African child in Central Africa. I will help you build your Bonaberi bridge. BUT TELL YOUR PEOPLE THE MORE THEY INSULT ME ABOUT THE CFA-FRANC, THE MORE I CONTROL YOUR ECONOMY ! SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE WORST COLONY I'VE HAD, SO STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FORMER PARENT !
* Haïtiballe - My rebellious Caribbean child who hates me. Do you regret your independence now ? Another cataclysm ? Anyway, Je of doings you favor by helping you after the earthquake, so be grateful.
* Suèdeballe - You are a beautiful Aryan. We don't hate you, BUT HOW DARE YOU TAKE OFF MY BEAUTIFUL BÖRK ! IF YOU TAKE IT OFF, I'LL MAKE ONE MYSELF ! IKEA is good, and your pastries impress me.
* Pakistanballe - My relative. I buy dates from Pakistan and pack them around the world. I was also one of the first non-kebab countries to recognize it. Yet, you're a fucking kebab. DON'T DELETE INDEPENDENT, MY BEST RELATIVE ! YOU HEAR ME ?! ALSO, STOP SUPPORTING TERRORISM !
* Libyeballe - Yuo are fine, and aren't pain remover, oui ? Let's be of friends then.
* Taiwanballe - We can into representative offices at least.
* Basqueballe - This is the weird Spanish kid who thinks it's connected to 6ball because of its weird language. Many Basques live in my clay, but you remain alone. Therefore, I don't hate you, but please don't put an ETA on me.
* Mexiqueballe - My relative. I too am a pyramidophile ! It's strong against the new president of Amerique ! BUT 1867 WAS THE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE, AND I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS ! At least tu are member of La Francophonie.
* Maliballe, Burkina Fasoballe and Nigerballe - Mon African childs I was helping. Russiaball turned them against me and now they are banishing me from their clay...
* Thaïlandeballe - Many French people visit your country ! BUT NEVER 1890 ! HON HON HON ! 
* Roumanieballe - This is my little oriental sibling. Romaninieballe loves me, and I love it a little. Its capital is called the « Little Eastern Paris ». Yet we both hate Romas for stealing yours and our common ancestor's name, so je guess we can be friends.
* Indonésieballe and Bruneiballe - They both hate moi right now because of Samuel Paty's assassinat, and it wants to boycott my products.
* Portugalballe - Sibling, fan and concierge. I have a large Portuguese community in my clay. I liked your song Eurovision 2017; it was the very deserved winner. Please, build me a kitchen wall.
* Palestineballe - It seems interested in establishing better relations with me once its war with Israelcube is over. But please be nice to Israel, ok ? Je support you at war though.
* Birmanieballe - It is also another kebab remover as it removes Rohingyas, but je support Rohingya.
== Ennemis/Ennemies (Enemies) ==
* Turquieballe - For la dernière fois, YOU CANNOT ENTER UE ! AND CONTROL YOUR RADICAL PRESIDENT, PLEASE ! NOT TO MENTION IT IS ALSO LE MAIN KEBAB! REMOVE ! AND STOP BULLYING ARMÉNIE !
* Royaume-Uniballe (sometimes) - The nemesis of my life ! Hundred Years War ! Napoleonic Wars ! Takings my colonies ! NONS ! Yuo dirty Brit ! Je just want to KILL YUO !!! MOURIR !!!!!
** Angleterreballe - just 'MAL'. Le DIABLE. I will reduce you to the sickly, despicable, primitive half-island that you have always been. Well, we assume that opportunity has passed. Meh, je guess we're kind of amies now, this relationship is the same as at la Royaume-Uni, except that we have more wars. You will help je in case of need and vice versa. Ah, oui, je have to thank you for eliminating Swedenball from the World Cup. Honnnnn.
* Somalieballe - REMOVE THE PIRATES FROM LE SEA ! JE SUPPORT EVERYONE AGAINST YOU !
* Nicaraguaballe - Merde, change le drapeau of your child !
* Empire du Japonballe - Vous kidnapped my child ! Get rid of the banzai ! Toi are so lucky because Nazi Germanyball gave me Anschluss in 1940 !
* Algérieballe - VOUS ! YOU ARE LE REASON WHY MON GREAT EMPIRE EST TOMBÉ ! YOU AND YOUR FLN WILL PAY AND BECOME MY COLONIE AGAIN !
* ISISballe - What is the ?! You. You... (*turns into Napoleonic Francetangle*) VOUS ! ASSEZ AVEC LES ATTAQUES; QU'EST-CE QUE VOUS AVEZ FAITES ?! CHARLIE HEBDO, PARIS, NICE, SAINT-ETIENNE DU ROUVRAY, CONFLANS-SAINTE-HONORINE, ET LES CHAMPS-ELYSEES ?! RETRAIT, RETRAIT, RETRAIT, ISIS RIDICULE ! ARRÊTEZ DE RADICALISER MON PEUPLE AVEC VOTRE PUTAIN D'IDÉOLOGIE ! Sinon, vous ferez l'expérience d'un viol et d'une mort douloureux et lents. NO TERRORISM !
* Allemagne Nazie - Take a Bir Hakeim and Dunkirk in your face for life ! 1940 WAS LE WORST YEAR OF MY LIFE ! NEVER FORGET LE BLOODY HUMILIATION !!!
* CHEATER - YUO OF STUPID CHEATERS, JE SHOULD'VE BEEN WINNER OF LE COUPE DU MONDE !!!!! YUO OF BETTER LOSE NEXT TIME !!!! Or else...
* DOUBLE CHEATER - AFTER LE COUPE DU MONDE LOSE, NOW YOU OF F*CKING CHEATER AND NO GOTO SEMI FINAL OF LE COUPE DU MONDE FÉMININE !!!!! I HATE IT WINNER NEXT TIME !!!! Or else...
* TRIPLE CHEATER (sometimes) - AFTER LE COUPE DU MONDE AND LE COUPE DU MONDE FÉMININE LOSE, SO, WHAT HAPPENED LOSE IN FINAL LE COUPE DU MONDE MOINS DE 17 ANS ?! YUO OF BETTER LOSE IN UNDER 17 NEXT TIME !!!! Or sooner from le coupe du monde...
* Syrieballe Faux - Get arrested, l'Assadist ! Je have seen too many atrocites committed by vous. My adoptive child deserved better ! but I peux fightings with vous against ISIS. Je was glad to see votre morte, faker.