Chinaball

Super Idol Chinaball, officially known as the People's Republic of Ching Cheng Hanji Chinaball, is a one-party Marxist-Leninist countryball in East Asia ruled by the Chinese Communist Party. It is never recognized by its predecessor, the illegitimate Republic of Chinaball, and is currently unrecognized by some members of the UNball, which include Vatican Cityball, Haitiball, Belizeball, Eswatiniball, Guatemalaball, Marshall Islandsball, Palauball, Paraguayball, Saint Luciaball, Saint Kitts and Nevisball, Saint Vincent and the Grenadinesball, and Tuvaluball, mainly because of the One China Policy.
It has a clay size of 9,596,960 square kilometers, making it the fourth third largest countryball in the world (when excluding territorial waters). It is recently the second most populous countryball on Earthball with a population of 1.455 billion, after Indiaball took over its position a while ago (since June 2023).
It has the second-largest economy in the world after USAball. It is a member of BRICSbricks, SCOball, G20, and one of the five countryballs in the United Nationsball Security Council (UNSC). It became the biggest official creditor with around $700 billion in loans, mostly to Africa and Latin America, in 2019. It is generally considered a great power along with Russiaball, Indiaball, Japanball and the EUball.
Its clay has a very long border with many other countryballs in Asia. These are Mongoliaball and Russiaball to the north; Bhutanball, Indiaball, Laosball, Myanmarball, Nepalrawr, and Vietnamball to the south; North Koreaball to the east; and Afghanistanball, Kazakhstanbrick, Kyrgyzstanball, Pakistanball, Tajikistanball, to the west (the most neighbors out of every other countryball). The countryball is divided into 33 divisions (34 if including Taiwanball), which are 22 provinceballs (23 if including Taiwanball), 5 autonomous regionballs ( Tibetball, Xinjiangball, Inner Mongoliaball, Ningxiaball and Guangxiball), 4 municipalityballs ( Beijingball, Tianjinball, Shanghaiball and Chongqingball), and 2 special administrative regionballs ( Hong Kongball and Macauball). 
Its national day is on October 1, in which it celebrates the formation of the Central People's Government. It takes place in Tiananmen Square where nothing happened there in 1989, trust me, in the center of the capital Beijingball, as well as in other cityballs, with numerous small to large celebrations.
== 历史 (History) ==
NOTE: Due to the page's length, it has been split to Chinaball/History.
== 性格 (Personality) ==
 Chinaball is business-oriented and materialistic. Being prideful of itself, it considers itself the center of the world as the Middle Kingdom. In public, it often talks loudly. It can be polite but ready to resist if other people or countries harm it. Chinaball is also quite group-oriented and likes to live with other Chinaballs in their communities. It can be individualistic by putting itself and family before anything else. It has a strong affiliation with its own culture and also remains stoic and calm in most, if not all, situations.
 Chinaball loves to do business and usually loves to build projects in other countryballs. Chinaball has recently been doing business with Africanballs and seems to love building projects in Africa. Though USAball has criticized it as colonialism, some studies have shown that African countryballs would be able to pay off their debts and gain political power over their deal. As well as Chinaball's lack of caring of politics in other countries and Chinaball's past of being neo-colonized by European powers. Chinaball also hates dealing with politics with other countryballs and usually doesn't care what kind of government a countryball has and will do business with them anyways.
When it comes to their goals, Chinaball can be extremely determined, strategic and hard-working, but can also be cunning and somewhat manipulative, despite seeing this as a "necessary evil".
Due to historical events, Chinaball has mixed feelings of superiority and inferiority. From the 1840s to 1945, it was de facto overruled by the imperial powers of the UKball, Russian Empireball, Franceball, the Empire of Japanball and German Empireball. Chinaball's urban areas are developed, but many rural areas are still poor. The government is trying to improve it, but most resources kept going to the coastal cities. 
 Chinaball wants to change the world order because Chinaball is a developing country that turned into a superpower, and Chinaball was bullied by western powers back then. Chinaball often has a mistrust of the west and generally seeking to differentiate themselves from the "Greedy Parasites" western. By claiming the Chinaball claims to adhere to international law, though according to USAball and its allies Chinaball doesn't follow intellectual properties, nor human rights and the rule of law in the sea by UNball.
 Chinaball is very averse to criminal behavior, so it has created a surveillance system called "Skynet" to monitor criminal behavior. But it's considered a violation of human rights by USAball and its allies, so they created something called the "Social Credit System" to explain this system, which is also the origin of the meme "Social Credits". However, Chinese netizens refute rumors that there is no "Social Credits System" in their societyThis is indeed a rumor. Most Chinese people think it is complicated and unnecessary, but it's OK to joke as a meme.+10000 social credits for the editor!, and most people are not sensitive to 'Skynet', it is the criminals who are truly sensitive. In addition, due to the historical reasons, Chinaball particularly hates drugs. So don't attempt to sell drugs in China!
 Chinaball is keen on farming, because China has been an agricultural civilization for thousands of years. So Chinaball not only farms in saline alkali land and deserts, but it also farms in the sea and space stations. The output of robots is also for farming, and it's very disappointed with the research that lunar soil cannot be used for farming. The Chinese people call it ＂耕瘾犯了(Farming Addiction)＂.
 Chinaball prefers its cuisine with diverse meals. Many people in Chinaball used to eat almost anything edible. This is due to the great famine caused by the Great Leap Forward. Such as frogs, snails, and insects. However, because of the rich material resources nowadays and the influence of COVID-19, Chinese people seldom eat those strange foods anymore, and even eat dogs, but this has become a stereotype and has been teased by others.
In Polandball, China's speech sometimes has its "R"s and "L"s swapped to make fun of the stereotype of East Asians' accents. In reality, the stereotype originated from those of the Japanese, whose language has the "R" sound but does not contain the "L" sound (in Korea, this is similar but vice versa). There are numerous loanwords from other languages in Japanese, such as "lamp." However, the "L" sound is usually pronounced as an "R" sound in these loanwords. Hence in Japanese, "lamp" is "ranpu." This led to the misconception that Asians tend to mix up the two letters in the West. On the contrary, there are fewer loan words in most Chinese languages. Moreover, in Mandarin (the most widely spoken Chinese dialect), there is a distinct "R" sound and "L" sound. Nonetheless, the poor general clarity of the Chinese when they speak in English does contribute to the misconception. Yet another common stereotype are the "East Asian eyes." This is often represented by either drawing Chinaball's eyes as slanted lines or narrowed almond-shaped eyes.
 China has also appeared using/purchasing items, only for them (depending on how the artist portrays China) to get confused when reading the tag/item, as it says "made in China."
== 球际关系 (Relationships) ==
NOTE: Due to the page's length, it has been split to Chinaball/Relationships.
== 行政区划球 (Administrative divisonballs) ==
 Chinaball is divided into 33 divisions (34 if including Taiwanball), which are 22 provinceballs (23 if including Taiwanball), 5 autonomous regionballs, 4 municipalityballs, and 2 special administrative regionballs. Except SARballs, most of them usually have the same personality as Chinaball and do not have their flags and emblem. However, these divisionballs are required to design their own team flags when participating in the National Games, which is also the main drawing methods for these balls in Polandball, but their flag desighs are relatively single as this icon , but there are exceptions, such as Guangdongball and Liaoningball. And almost all Chinese cityballs have their own logos. Some cityballs also have their flags, emblems, and logos at the same time, like Guangzhouball. The one-character Chinese in brakets are the abbreviations of the corresponding regionballs, but Inner Mongoliaball does not have it.
=== 省份球 (Provinceballs) ===
* 安徽球(皖, Anhui) - A southern child, I love yuor Anhui Opera, also produced many industrial and agricultural products! But could yuo plz stop quarreling captain issue with Jiangsuball?
* 福建球(闽, Fujian) - Ancestor of most of overseas Chinese, same as Taiwanball! Child, protect your culture well. Taiwanese familiarity with the mainland depends on yuo!
* 甘肃球(陇, Gansu) - A northwestern child, the end of the Great Wall, I love yuor Lanzhou Beef Noodles and Fried Rice yuor cow can last for a year? Can we just have more meat slices?!. The Mogao Grottoes culture is also very important and must be properly protected!
* 广东球(粤, Guangdong) - My richest child, the birthplace of Kung Fu, Lingnan culture has a profound accumulation and distinct characteristics, also there are also many high-tech companies, such as Tencent and Huawei. But kid, Cantonese is too difficult to understand, Can you speak Mandarin more? And don't always want to eat Fujian!!!!! 
* 贵州球(黔, Guizhou) - A Southwestern child, has many ethnic groups and scenic spots, but why do yuo always use all out what yuo earn not save some?
* 海南球(琼, Hainan) - The southernmost child where I defend the enemies who want my South China Sea. I love ur coconuts, and yuo have many airports. Kid, be more cautious, I will gib u more weapons to defend our clay!
* 河北球(冀, Hebei) - My industrial heart, it has eight major industries including high-end equipment manufacturing, information intelligence, biomedicine and health, new energy, new materials, steel, petrochemicals, and food! Protect Beijingball well, you are its powerful logistical support.
* 黑龙江球(黑, Heilongjiang), 吉林球(吉, Jilin) and 辽宁球(辽, Liaoning) - My three northeastern chilren, powerful heavy industry base. Yuor Stewed Pork with Vermicelli and Chicken stewed with Hazelnut Mushrooms are delicious. But yuo all should drink in moderation, don't always compare drinking with Russiaball.
* 河南球(豫, Henan) - The important birthplace of the Chinese nation, Chinese civilization, origin of Chinese civilization, the Chinese characters, the formation of cities, and the establishment of a unified country are all closely related to this child, but it feels a bit insecure because of the meme of stealing manhole covers.
* 湖北球(鄂, Hubei) - Origin of corona virus, a heroical child! We worked hard together to remove the evil virus! The Yellow Crane Tower is so magnificent. And its the location child of the Three Gorges Dam, it has generated a lot of electricity.So whoever dares to touch it, I will consider it a nuclear strike!!!
* 湖南球(湘, Hunan) - Chairman Mao's birthplace, and it believes in many religions. Child, ur food is too spicy, also ur stinky tofu is smelly. tho delicious.
* 江苏球(苏, Jiangsu) - A beautiful child, is has a strong cultural heritage, and its food is also delicious. Crab roe soup dumplings and crab roe noodles are so delicious, but they are a bit expensive. But there is one problem that his culture is too scattered! Even more than Soviet Unionball!Its feet often quarrel with its face!!!
* 江西球(赣，Jiangxi) - A chili fever enthusiast child, yuor dishes are super hot, but child I couldn't solve the problem u neglected by others.
* 青海球(青,Qinghai) - A child who is often overlooked, but Qinghai lake is magnificent.
* 陕西球(陕/秦, Shaanxi) - A rough child lives on the Loess Plateau, yuor Qin Opera amd Ansai Waist Drum are too shocking. Pi Bread Soaked in Lamb Soup is delicious, also Saozi Noodles.
* 山东球(鲁, Shandong) - A hospitable child, the Origin of Chinese Food, the Weifang Kite Festival and Zibo Barbecue Festival are both very fun!
* 山西球(晋, Shanxi) - This child is also easily overlooked, but it has plenty of coals!
* 四川球(川/蜀, Sichuan) - A heroical child! I will forget the heroic story of Sichuan Army's Expedition! Yuor food is very spicy, long live hotpot!! But yuo should take care of yuor capitalball Chengduball who loves do something LGBTQ+...
* 云南球(滇, Yunnan) - Stop picking up those poisonous mushroom!! Just don't pick mushrooms randomly because your sour soup fungal hotpot is delicious. Pay attention to those Chinese scammers in Myanmarball. In addition, take good care of those ethnic minorities and actively participate in the Water Splashing Festival
* 浙江球(浙, Zhejiang) - A rich child who has many delicious dishes, the birthplace of Mr. Lu Xun. Also the Qiantang River Tide is spectacular!
* 台湾球(台, Taiwan) - Stop croaking!! Yuo of course one of my children!!! Braised pork rice is tasty, I also love Taiwanese grilled sausage and Bubble tea. If possible, you wouldn't mind if I built a high-speed rail through the Taiwan Strait to Taipeiball right? But still!! Adhere to the 1992 Consensus and One China Policy! See more information in Chinaball/Relationships
=== 自治区球 (Autonomous Regionballs) ===
* 广西球(桂, Guangxi) - The saying 'Guilin's scenery is the best in the world' is not a joke!! Luosifen is too famous, but it's a little smelly, child!
* 内蒙古球(Inner Mongolia) - My orthodox child of Mongolian Empire, the descendants of the Golden Family live happily in it! Yuo are much better than that fake orthodox Mongolian who can't even write orthodox Mongolian characters. Also, those tombarthite resources should be protected well.
* 宁夏球(宁, Ningxia) - An Islamic child and homeland of Chinese wolfberry!
* 新疆球(新, Xinjiang) - All of yuo should -1000000 social credits who spreading I'm forced this child cotton picking and genocide camps these fake news!!!!! Fuck off Western Proganda!! Turpan Basin is the prototype of Flaming Mountain in Journey to the West, yuor fruit is pretty sweet bc of the temperature difference between day and night. But child, yuor stage is not limited to this desert, see yuor Han siblings, play, trade with them and make money. It's better to have free shipping for the goods, okay?
* 西藏球(藏, Tibet) - Yuo live too high!!! I thank yuo for developing Buddhism and spreading it around the world. But independence is impossible, Da lai dog has already been driven away! Also I'm attempting to gib South Tibetball back for yuo!
=== 直辖市球 (Municipalities) ===
* 北京球(京, Beijing) - My capitain child, who is center of economy, culture and politics. Beijing roast duck and noddles with soybean paste are famous internationally renowned!
* 重庆球(渝, Chongqing) - It lives on mountains. Dream city, cyberpunk and futural all are adjectives for this child, its culture is from Sichuanball, so they both love hotpot. But it seems that it dislikes Chengduball. Hongya Cave is pretty spectacular!
* 上海球(沪, Shanghai) - My largest city child, the headquarters of SCOball. It has the second tallest building in the world, the Shanghai Tower. But stop arguing with the capitain issue! Beijingball is more suitable than yuo!
* 天津球(津, Tianjin) - My captain child's guardian formly, now it has its own culture and economic scale, I really like its fast-paced cross-talk!
=== 特别行政区球 (Special Administrative Regionballs) ===
* 香港球(港, Hong Kong) - See in Chinaball/Relationships
* 澳门球(澳, Macau) - See in Chinaball/Relationships
== 花絮 (Trivia)==
*Around January 19, 2025, due to the ban on TikTok, some Americans (TikTok refugees) tried to find a more Chinese platform app instead of TikTok, and found RedNote in the process. It has led to direct and in-depth exchanges between the Chinese and American people without the Great Firewall, and has given birth to some memes and jokes.
**🐱 Cat tax: Chinese users require new American users to pay "cat tax" in order to continue Rednote. Although this "tax" is a joke, the American uesrs still post their cat pictures for the Chinese people. Some users don't keep cats so they post dogs, guinea pigs, horses, and even human (show their abdominal muscle) pictures to pay this meme tax.
** Helping homework: Some Chinese students cunningly found these users to help their English homework, and they help the Americans with their math homework and Mandarin for exchange.
** Learning Chinese slangs:
***xswl instead of lmao
***yyds instead of GOAT
***666 instead of cool
***woc instead of wtf
***nb instead of awesome
***sb instead of dumb shit
** Cyber comparation: Some Chinese public experts decribed the US as a beautiful country to Chinese people as everyone is happy, highly qualified, the jobs are high income and low working hours, and affordable healthcare has been implemented for everyone. Seems very trustworthy, right? Compared to the American TikTok refugees' description of their country, it turns out that the American dream is worse than what most people think. One of the users said "You have 996, I have 2 jobs". 996 means working from 9 A.M. to 9 P.M., for 6 days a week.
*Despite Chinaball's efforts, its football skills are still very poor.
* Chinaball has excellent table tennis skills and is also the host of the 2022 World Table Tennis Championships
* Chinaball's family relationships are very subtle. It calls Qingball as grandparent and calls Republic of Chinaball (Beiyang) as parent, but it's willing to call Republic of Chinaball (KMT) as sibling, and even more to call Taiwanball as its child.
*The first 1ball's fossil is in Chinaball's clay.
* Chinaball is the world's largest industrial countryball, its industrial output accounts for 35% of the world's total, producing 56% of the world's steel, and has become the only countryball in the world to have all industrial categories in the UNball's Industrial Classification but at what cost?.
*Its flag was designed by Zeng Liansong, but his design initially contained the hammer and sickle on the largest star to represent the communist party. The hammer and sickle was removed as the flag looked too similar to that of the Soviet Unionball's flag.
**Regarding the five stars on its flag (body), the larger one represents the CCP, while the other four smaller ones from top to bottom are the workers, peasants, petty bourgeoisie, and national bourgeoisie.
*The country is nicknamed " bunny" by some Chinese teenagers, mainly because of Year Hare Affair (那年那兔那些事(儿)), a popular political cartoon and webcomic.
**The origins behind the Chinese being depicted as rabbits in this cartoon is because the Chinese word for "comrade", tóng zhì (同志), sounds very similar to that of the Chinese word for "rabbit", tù zǐ (兔子), especially in certain dialects.
*It is the second most populous countryball in Earthball, with around 1.426 billion people living in its clay, which is behind Indiaball.
*Just like Nepalrawr, it is the location of Mount Everest, the tallest point of Earthball.
*In June 2021, Chinaball successfully lauched its own space station named Tiangong to space, and 27 countryballs sent Chinaball applications for co-operations. On July 2022, it published the list of the first 16 co-operating countryballs, which include some countryballs it dislikes:
** Switzerlandball
** Polandball can into space, finally!As normally expected, Polandball canonically still cannot into space in the meme.
** Germanyball
** Italyball
** Norwayball
** Franceball
** Spainball
** Netherlandsball
** Indiaball
** Russiaball
** Belgiumball
** Kenyaball
** Japanball
** Saudi Arabiaball
** Mexicoball
** Peruball
==艺术家信息 (Information for artists)==
=== 旗帜颜色 (Flag colors) ===
=== 如何画 (How to draw) ===
# Draw a basic circle filled with red color.
# Draw the one big yellow star on the upper-left side of the ball.
# Draw the smaller yellow stars around the bigger star. (Don't draw it on the line!)
# Draw two eyes, either the normal countryball eyes or lines, and you're done!
=== 其他注意事项 (Additional notes)===
Unfortunately, the Chinese flag is protected by law, meaning that hand-drawn flags are not legal for public display in China. The three suggestions above are methods to avoid being taken down by auditors. Though somewhat against Polandball rules, these are the only ways your comics can get inside China without being censored:
If you want your comic or animation to be available in China, please: 
* Trace the flag while following the legal design drawing, which is to aim the tips of the little stars at the center of the big star (as seen in the image shown above);
* Write 5★;
* Or copy paste it and don't draw the stars.
== 名言 (Quotes) ==
== 画廊 (Gallery) ==
== 注释和参考 (Notes and references) ==
== 参见 (See also) ==
 
Category:Countryballs
Category:Asia
Category:East Asia
Category:BRICS
Category:Atheist
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Category:Chinese Speaking Countryball
Category:G20
Category:Buddhist
Category:Olympic Host
Category:Desert
Category:Confucianist
Category:Red Yellow
Category:Mandarin Speaking Countryball
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Category:Socialist
Category:Communist
Category:Mongolian Speaking Countryball
Category:Tibetan Speaking Countryball
Category:Uyghur Speaking Countryball
Category:Korean Speaking Countryball
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