Playboi Carti gets attacked by a bird

there's this lost movie made in 2026 called "playboy cardio gets attacked by birb"
well i watched it and im gonna tell you now what happened in it
and before somebody asks, no i can't proof it's existence because i live in flo rida
so the movie starts with the hitchcoke movie intro called "the birds", and then after the intro the film becomes colord
and with that we see playboybunny cards walk in the giant hall of his romanian opium castle, he was annoyed because yey declined his invation to his "black party" supposed to happened tonight
"WHA, WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE COULDN'T MAKE IT TO THE PARTY? WHA"
"sir he is being replaced by a chinese clone for the 400th time this year" anwserfd kendoll callmecarson
"IDC KEN, I WANNA SEE THAT BBC GOD IN FRONT OF MY DOOR TONIGHT OR ELSE YOU GONNA GET THE D I D D Y T R E A T M E N T" -screamed play cart
"oh no not the diddy treatment" -anwsered back kek
and with that ken carson coma started searching for yezus, but as he step outside the castle he saw something truely horrifying
a black bird
that's right, the scariest thing that i've seen in my life
a black ass bird
"oh what a nice bird" -said ken carousel
as he reaches to the birb the bbc bird suddenly gets violent and attacks kencarson by picking it's beak to kens eye toreing it apart
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" scremes in autotune
this kil ken car, i got very sad
and then we see the birds pov as it fly's to the top of the castle and flys through the window
here we see homocider gang trying to lure minors into there bedroom with pendrives of dream's baby pictures
"come here kitty, come here kittykitty" -said one of them
"yo that's a bird" -said the other one
"cool"
and as he said that the bird attacked him, this time it attacked his coc to which he startetd screaming
"NOOOOOOOOO, NOT MY 1 INCHER"
"get off my boyfriend you dumbass bird" -said the other home gang member as he tried to take the bird off his partners dic entertaiment studios
this was in vain however because the bird riped the member off leading to lovelybunny to bleed until they were unalived
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed the other dude as the bird using lovely's 1 incher gave the benzino ass cancer and aids which instantly killed him
we now cut to the cage of destory me lonely where he was watching red piss from the very famous normalpasta channel freaky lafawndapasta while being on a call with boykisser carti
"oh man something feels very off for me my love" -said assdestoryer loner
"keep calling me that and your spending the rest of the night in the cage" -anwsered him carson, i mean carti
and then we see the bird spawning in front of boner destroyer
"JINKIES" he screams as we only hear his agonizing screams through cartis epic femboy gamer pc setup in his goon dungeon
"wha, lonely?
tell me your joking loney
lonely?"
and with this play mario cart now leaved the dungeon and runed to the opium cage to check up on destroy all lonely school shooters nad saw his mangeled corpse inside the cage
"HOMIXIDIE HOMIXIDE" -screamed his adlibs in shock
but then the music goes a deep ambient bass and we see the crow t-posing behind him
"it's right behind me isn't it?" -said playing with boys as he looked back and saw the bird doing the macarena behind him
and then studygirl boaty started running and farting as the theme of scooby-doo started blaying in the backround as he does the classic running through doors in a corridor stichk, but at one point the bird finally manages to catch him
play man srongi is now in the ground with a bunch of birds suddenly towering him and he would say what he means to be his final words
"wha, WHY DOES THIS NEEDS TO BE ME????"
"that's because i hate you" -said someone in the shadows
"wha?"
"that's right bladee i think you make music for sick people and your fanbase is full of annoying tiktok kids copein my very original and not at all easily recreatable shiii" -said the man in the shadows and then revealed himself to be non-other then yabujin, the creator of yabujincore and nothing else(also this song starts playing as the reveal happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-tZAw_Kq-U )
"and this is why i want you to die, my flash angels, ATTACK" -said the order yabukkin but then cars in manchaster spoke up
"BUT I AM NOT BLADE YOU STUPID, I AM HITTING MY WIFE CARTI"
"oh shi, fr?"
"YEA"
"idc, you didn't dropped an album in 4 years so death is still deserved"
and then the dj gyrotta zao's birds ate carti
the end
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