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Redditor reacts to Rick and Morty being added to Fortnite

Gets up, slams computer onto the ground, falls to his knees and looks up at the sky*
NOOOOOOOOO!
Rips shirt in half revealing unkempt chest hair woven together by crumbs stuck between each hair*
NO! NO! NO! HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?
slams shelf full of wax anime figurines onto the ground) HOW COULD THEY DO THIIIIIIIISSS??? Rick and Morty is officially RUINED! This once wholesome, intellectual show made only for the brightest minds and until this point, untouched by the minds of the common simpleton is now DESTORYED! Sentenced to death by being defiled by the worst kind of idiot, lower than any other addlepated simpleton imaginable
huff... huff...*
FORTNITE KIDS! Now they will only know Rick as the GUY FROM FORTNITE! THE FUCKING GUY FROM FUCKING FORTNITE!!! No, no.. this isn't happening,
laughs*
this... this is just a bad dream, just a nightmare. There is no way Dan Harmond would sell us out to the simpletons, right? OH WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING??? HE WOULD!!!! FUCK YOU JUSTIN SELLOUT! FUCK YOU DANIEL CASHGRAB! YOU FUCKING RUINED THE BEST FRANCHISE ON THE ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET! YOU LET A TIMELESS WORK OF ART CATERED TO THE WORKS OF EINSTIEN GET TARNISHED AND TAINTED BY A BUNCH OF NORMIES! FUCKING FORTNITE NORMIES! This is the end. This is truly the end. This is the day dignity dies. This is the day intelligence, pure raw untainted intelligence is consumed by the mindless, cooperate money hungry media and capitalism and even worse is left to get torn apart by the Fortnite normies! There is no hope for humanity left, Rick and Morty was our last hope for any shred of intelligence left in the future, but now it is gone. The idea of literature, art, and intellect has died. The era of enlightenment has died. Fuck you Fortnite! Fuck you all you dumb kids who are gonna point at Rick and go "hEy, THaT's tHe Guy frOM FOrTNiTe!", you dumb fucks could never understand or appreciate the true intellect and art of Rick and Morty! And most of all, FUCK YOU JUSTIN ROLLAND, AND FUCK YOU DAN HARMON, FOR TAKING SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL, SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE SAVED THE MINDS OF THIS WORLD, AND SELLING IT OUT FOR FUCKING CASH! SELLING OUT A WORK OF ART FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH, GREEDY WHIMS, AND IN DOING SO KILLING THE LAST HOPE OF ANY INTELLIGENT THOUGHT IN THE HUMAN RACE! I'm done... I'm fucking done! Rest in peace, Rick and Morty, you really were a real one.
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Redstone

== Pre-Face: ==
We all know of Redstone. You know, the red stuff from the game Minecraft. You can build things with it. You can even build contraptions, that use things redstone work like wires! Though redstone not work perfectly like wires though.
If you have played Minecraft you have probably touched redstone one way or the other. But have you sat down to question The Redstone? How this magical "powder" in rocks is able to carry "signals" through them? Well, you probably haven't, but I have, I have questionionet it. And what I found was horrifying. Put on your tin hats folks, because now we dive into the world of redstone.
== Face: ==
First I'll start off where most people find redstone for the first time: In ores.You mine the redstone and pick it up. But something special about redstone is that it lights up... As you mine it. Odd i thought. But when i questioned my friends, they where like "I don't know I went along wit it" they said. It also breaks into many redstone. Again, odd, I thought to myself. No other ores do this... Again, again, my friends thought nothing of it. Now, after you've mined the redstone you probably use it. You can make things with it: Redstone torches, ect.. You put doawn the redstone and it does nothing. If you try to destory it, it breaks immediadly. If you put a redstone torch next to it it lights up. Again, odd. Now here comes my theory.
Redstone is Notches blood. Yes. But it isn't just Notches blood it's SENTIENT BLOOD! ACTUALLY IT IS PARASITIC SENTIENT BLOOD! You know, you mine the redstone, it breaks into many redstone. These redstone are in there first stage of evolution. They redstone find host (which is stone) and latch on to stone and reproduce. Then Notch spawn (you) mine it, and the process start over again. Guys. We need to stop using redstone. Soon it will turn on is. Soon it will overtake us, ending the age of humans in Minecraft. Right now redstone is everywhere. Any moment now they could turn on us. I'm scared even as i type this that they might get me. They wont let me puplish this omg i nede to go fast it s coming for em sdawsdawPUPLISJ
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Redvsblue.avi

Well, all I can say to this is simply... "What the crap?"
To get started on this story, I randomly woke up in the middle of the night, and believe what you want, something was tempting me to get on on my computer and look through the TF2 "tf" files. I don't know. Something was just... speaking to me... Well I looked and I found this video (Now removed). It was extremely distorted and you can't hear a single thing in the background. Some audio in the frames of the creepy video are skipped entirely and in the next five frames, it shows a highly distorted Spy model from TF2. After that it gets really off track with more distortion and noise then there's just static. It's not as loud as before but I'm still shaking while writing this. I will have more to say tomorrow.
October 6th - (Decided to make it early 'cause I just got an E-mail) - well I got one of my friends to work on the video and remove the static, the audio distortion, and clean it up, but I swear, the result was WAY creepier than before he fixed it. Well i regret it anyways the chills ugh.
November 12 - Sorry for the delay. I was busy awhile. But this is creepy. I was on my YouTube account and the video... it got removed... and I DIDN'T DO IT. Trust me, I think I know my own account. But the undistorted one is still up there. I'm now officially scared to death and I don't know what to do next...
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Reeglur shul (regular show) lost episode

warning-this is shit. don't read...
so in the regular show wourldy its not so regular. and i loves that show but i found a episode that kinda disturbed meh.
the episode-mordeshit and dickby (mordecai and rigby) were killing benson (dickson) with guns. rigby suddenly shot bensons head off and benson slowley fell on the floor and said i'm dead eh... .and mordecai laughed angrilly.
rigby and mordecai flipped over the golf cart and it his muscle dicks (muscle mens) trailer up in the air. muscle men squeeled like a dick stick. and the trailer fell up side down and hit startla that killed her muscle man didn't give a shit and fucked her dead body. (it was gross to me) and muscle men said hi five ghost starla is dead.
hi five ghost (penis ghost) didn't give a shit as he continued looking at his porn magazine.
muscle men peaked behind him and hi fives slapped muscle men.
it then started rainng shit cause got was taking a shit. and after a couple days the shit stopped raining and people tried cleaning the shit but they couldn't so they just fed all the shit to benson. and the last scene showed thomas getting thrown at the wall by muscle men.
and benson was forced to eat it.
and a skeleton popped out! (and ate everybody)
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Reflection

I once was siezed by a fit of choking while brushing my teeth. I looked up, bleary-eyed to see my reflection was not in the mirror: at the same time, I felt an irresistible pull into it. I spread my arms as I was lifted off the floor and slammed into it (destroying the mirror in the process). I managed to grab the walls beside the mirror, but for one brief instant, I saw my reflection lying on the other side, twitching in the throes of death. This is only the most violent of the many things that have occurred to me near mirrors. On watch in Great Lakes RTC, I watched in the reflection on the glass in front of me as a sailor in the uniform of the 1940's walked up beside me to the watch station, looked at me, shrugged, and stood beside me. I said, "I have the watch tonight, shipmate, get some sleep", and he looked at me, surprised, then turned and walked up the stairs. Of course, I don't have to mention that when I turned to address him, I couldn't see him, do I? I have seen a mouthless woman beckoning to me, figures behind me, hands clawing desperately at the frames of the mirror. I have looked up and seen myself: sometimes without a beard, sometimes with contacts, and a few times my left eye seems to have been lost to what appears to be a knife slash.
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Refridgerat0r zomgozmgozm!11/!?1?/1

refridgerat0r is watching you.
==COOLEST PASTA EV4R!!11!111==
GET THE PUN? SO ANYWAYS HERE IS THE STORY;
zomg that pun is sooooooo funny. kay kay wait alright for real this time
IT ALL STARTED ONE DAY. DIS GUY WHO HAD A DOG HE GOT THIS PHONE.... AND ON TEH PHONE THIS DUDE WHO WAS PROBLABLY TRIPPIN HE WAS ALL LIKE "IS YOUR REFRIDGERATOR RUNNING"? AND THEN THE DUDE WAS ALL LIKE "NOOO IT ISN'T WHO ARE YOU" HE RESPONDAD "THE GUY WHO JUST STABBED YOU! lololololol pwwwned nub" AND THEN THE GUY WHO WAS STABBED WAS ALL LIKE "OSHIT HEZ RIGHT I IS BLEEDING. ZOMG AND NOW MY DOG HAZ NO PUPILS" AND THEN THE DOG DIDN'T HAVE ANY PUPILS. AND THEN THE REFRIDGERATOR FELL ON THE DOG. THE REFDIIRIFDGATOR DOOR SLOOWWWWLLY OPENED. AND INSIDE OF THE FRIDGE WAS CREEEEPYPASTA TALKING ON A PHONE.... AND THEN EVERY1 DIED.
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Regular Show: Fiction

Studios really love to hide secrets from many of their workers. Mostly because there's a folder containing lost footage of some of their most famous shows. That folder is locked away in a Safe somewhere in the Studio, so none of the employees know about it.
The folder supposedly contains a lost episode of TAWOG, some deleted scenes from Adventure time, and a lost pilot episode of a certain show. How do i know all of this? Because my american friend managed to sneak into the Studio and steal the Safe without anyone noticing. He says that he's one of the most famous spies in the country, and he has no problem with breaking the law. I asked him about the footage, and he says that he found several lost episodes of MAD, TAWOG, and a lost pilot episode of Regular Show.
At the time, Regular Show was one of my favourite cartoons and i had seen almost every single episode. I asked my friend if he could send the folder via the Mail, and he said that he couldn't. Mostly because we live in completely different countries. That, and the nearest post office is approximately 300 miles from his home. I asked him if he could provide me with any screenshots, and he said that he couldn't do that either. It was apparently "top secret" stuff and if the images surfaced online, he could be in a lot of legal trouble. However, he did provide me with lots of information about the episode. He sent me an email a few days later, describing the plot.
Here's what the email says:
Ever since i read the email, i've been on a desperate hunt for the footage. Since i couldn't find any episode titled "Fiction" on the Regular Show Wikia, it's most likely that the hunt for the episode with be very long. If someone can find it by 2025, that would be excellent.
Unfortunately, the episode is still in a safe. My friend had put it back inside of it and he had also completely locked it. He had given it back to the studio, and now he doesn't watch cartoons anymore.
If i find an image of the episode, i won't hesitate to post it online. Even if i'm technically breaking the law.
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Regular Show: Game Over

I was scrolling through my TV Guide, to see an episode of Regular Show, called Game Over. While i had seen every regular show episode and I was sure Game Over was not an episode, out of curiosity I watched it. I guess my brain was too stupid back then. The episode began with Mordecai and Rigby playing punchies. Rigby punched Mordecai, but he was obviously too weak. Mordecai punched him so hard I heard a crack noise. Rigby screamed, "WHAT THE HELL?! YOU ASSHOLE ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?!" I said, "Wait what?" While Regular Show is for older audiences, they never swear, with the exception of crap. Mordecai says he is sorry. Rigby says, "No, you've done too much, I'm telling Benson, dick head." Now I was just confused. Benson yells at Mordecai, saying that he would've completely killed Rigby if it was somewhere else. Benson takes Rigby to the hospital, and Mordecai is now walking up the stairs, in complete dismay. A few days pass and Rigby is back, though he has a cast on his right arm. He walks up to see a crazed Mordecai, with a knife. Rigby quickly runs out of the room and quickly tells everyone to run. They all get in the golf cart except for Mordecai. The problem is that, they left Muscle Man behind. A few more days pass, and they are back, but they notice blood marks everywhere. They all go up the stairs to see Mordecai, who is gouging Muscle Man's eyes out. They all scream. Rigby quickly scrambles to run though he is stabbed in the back. Mordecai pulls him off the bloody knife, but he is still crazed to kill Rigby. Mordecai chokes Rigby, and Rigby is too weak to pull himself out of Mordecai's grasp. Mordecai drops Rigby, but it's too late, he's dead. The episode is elapsing time. The episode ends with the dismembered bodies of Rigby, Muscle Man, Benson, Skips, Pops and Thomas. I contacted Cartoon Network and J.G. Quintel. To this day, my knowledge is that copies are in existence. Three are in CN's office, one is owned by another unknown person. The last remains in my house. This is the lost episode, of Regular Show...
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Regular Show: Mordecai's Revenge

If you want spaghetti then go buy it.
Hi, I was an intern for Cartoon Network when I found a tape of Regular Show for VHS so I popped the tape in and watched it. It started with the Intro sound and title "Regular Show" came up. Then the episode started with no title of the episode or "Written by Mr. Asshole", which was weird.
The Episode started with Mordecai and Rigby sitting at a table in the "Coffee Shop". I noticed the picture was the same for 10 seconds and Mordecai's were black. Rigby's eyes were black too and he looked mad. The quality of the picture was bad, and then it went to black. It started up again with a SKELETON POPPING OUT!!
I got a heart attack and shot the tv with a rocket launcher that blew up the studio.
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Regular Show: Rigby's Suicide

One day in June, 2012, I was watching Cartoon Network and came across an episode of Regular Show. I pressed the info button on my remote. The episode name was " Rigby's Suicide." I thought maybe this was a joke from Cartoon Network. I was dead wrong. It was time for the episode to come on. The episode started as usual and the title was "Rigby's Suicide."
I paused the episode with my remote and took a moment to regain my thoughts. After a good 5 minutes, in curiosity, I played the episode. The episode skipped the rest of the title credits. The first part of the episode after the title credits had Mordecai was in a fetal position upright, rocking back and forth in a corner. It then cut to Rigby also in a fetal position but laying horizontally, whimpering softly, muttering words I could understand. Heres what he said: " why did you... why did you.. why did you do it... oh god... oh my god, oooohhhh...." then advanced into crying softly. Now here's what he said: " Rick, you had to do this.... oh god! ooohh! why, Rick? why???!!" That was my real name!!! then finally advanced into sobbing hysterically! Here's the last words he said: OH GOD! AAAHHHAAHAHAH!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHYYYYYYYYY! WHYYYYYYYYY!!! RICCCKKKK! HAHAHAAAA!!!! *puts head in arms, crying hard, then sits up again*, GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!!" Then the screen turned black and a sound of a gun cocking and firing with blood splattering was heard. I had this very SICK feeling in my stomach. I ran to the bathroom and puked my guts out (not really, exaggerating.)
When I was finished, I saw the remaining parts of the episode. It was only a picture with japanese text. I used Google Translate and it said: "Whatever has been done, cannot be reversed- Satan." The living daylights were scared out of me. I never watched the show again. Whenever it would come on, I would have a panic attack and go physco just to change the channel. Sadly, I dont have any footage because I was too scared to film. 
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Regular Show: Save us All...

It was a Good day at work, I had a party for my birthday and everything. It was going great. When I went home I saw a ripped up birthday present saying "Happy Birthday... Joshua." I looked left and right but saw nothing. It was a disc. But it looked like a movie so I called my friends Blake, and Pamela. They had a relationship so they probably wouldn't pay attention. I popped the disc in but had it on pause to make popcorn for the supposed "Movie". They arrived at the front door but there was blood on the door so they were confused as it was september, A month before halloween. When they came in they sat down, But i was already watching it without them. They sit down and Pamela says "Hey Josh..? There was bl-" "SHUSH" I said to her being intrested in the film.
1 minute passes and it's Skips in his shed. All of them but High-5 Ghost enters. They all ask for immortallity but Skips said it doesn't work that way. All of a sudden they all start begging him for it because they had been cursed for Muscle Man's stupid stunt. He starts to get angry and gets bloodshot eyes. Blake and Pam hugged each other in shock of what was going on, But I had knew this wasn't right. I had to use the bathroom but the TV wouldn't pause so I stayed for a bit longer. After another minute of chitter and chatter, Skips said "FINE! YOU WANT IMMORTALITY!?" Skips then grabs Rigby and breaks his back with his knee. I immediatly spit out my water that I was drinking onto the floor, Why would Skips do this? Blake and Pam stopped and stood still in shock of what happened but I knew we had to keep watching...
They all stopped and started running away like if it was a prank, It was but it gone too far.. Skips threw Rigby at Benson's head, Causing Benson's head to shatter and gumballs go everywhere while the glass peirced Rigby and he started bleeding all over the grass. The sky had been blood red and Skips had gone ballistic like he had been possesed.. Then he violently ripped Rigby to take an intestine and Start eating it. He then looked at Mordecai and started running toward him. He grabbed Mordecai then started to rip his jaw off, Muscle Man tried to fight Skips as a distraction but it was too late... With Mordecai's jaw, He stabs Muscle Man's one eye, Then eye gouges the other with all of them dead High-5 Ghost shows up from under the floor. "H-here is y-your money bro.." High-5 Ghost.. Paid Skips to kill them? But quickly, Skips gets dragged to Hell as he was a demon the whole time... The episode ended and the disc popped out.
I Had soiled my self on what I had just saw, Blake had threw up and Pam passed out of shock. Instead of reporting it, We destroyed it, Knowing full well no one can see this disc... So if you ever get a copy.. Please.. for the love of god.. Don't watch it..
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Regular Show: Suffer

My cousin was an intern for Cartoon Network. He gave me a case for Regular Show. The main menu creeped me out, even to this day. It had an image of Benson with no eyes, very few teeth, and was standing in front of a creature who appears to be Satan. I pressed the play button and the episode played. I cringed when I saw the title, "Suffer." It started with Rigby coming out of his room with an angry look. Mordecai was not with him for some reason. Rigby's look made me think he did something suspicious. When he walked into the kitchen, Pops approached him, who was angry with Rigby. He started shouting out various swear words at him. This was extremely uncharacteristic of Pops. Rigby went back to his room, which looked terrible. It had blood on the floor, some intestines hung on chains, and a grey beak identical to Mordecai's. Rigby suddenly walked to the closet, and what I saw was disturbing. It was Mordecai's corpse. Of course, his beak was ripped off. He had no feathers, his legs were torn off, and his chest cut open and bleeding. He reached behind his lifeless body and pulled out a rifle. He stuck his head out of the window and saw Pops with Mordecai's legs. Pops was crying, but when he wiped his eyes, he had hyper-realistic tears of blood. Rigby then pointed the gun at Pops' large head and pulled the trigger. It showed Pops' corpse on the ground. His skin was pale and wrinkly, and laid in a pool of blood. He then got Benson, Skips, and Muscle Man's attention. He stabbed Benson and Muscle Man. Benson was bleeding everywheres. Muscle Man was pale and laying in blood as well. Skips made his escape and hid. Rigby saw him in the bushes and approached him. It cut to static now. It then showed a still image of Skips laying in blood, was pale and thin, and his chest cut open, revealing some intestines. Rigby knew that he couldn't kill HFG, so he grabbed a vacuum cleaner and sucked him. The ground suddenly cracked open and fire came out, then Rigby fell in. A devil suddenly jumped out. It began to static, and showed the devil's face staring at me. It was very detailed, as if the person who made this had an eye for art. "THE END" suddenly appeared in front of the devil's face. I put the disc back in it's case and threw it away. If you see any kind of abandoned disc, DO NOT pick it up and watch it. Leave it where it belongs or throw it away.
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