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Resident Evil II

Resident Evil II is the timeless classic of a man and his hatred for hostile targets. Some consider the game to be a romantic comedy.
==Story==
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Resident Evil II starts out with a group of scientist nerds living in their corporation's basement who all collectively decided that they no longer wished to take baths (with the exception of two scientists, who enjoyed taking baths so much that they decided that was all they'd ever do). This of course, led to unsanitary conditions which eventually caused all of the scientists to become infected with a severe case of leprosy. A team of teenage babysitters were called to go to the house and try to get them to take a bath, however, the scientists' unwillingness to cooperate and run-ins with their overbearing mother nicknamed "The Red Queen" (possibly because she was having her period) led to some minor difficulties in the plan. Leon S. Kennedy, (a random emo black guy) entered the city, looking for a good brothel. (to see if he ever found one, look up Resident Evil 3: Did Leon find a brothel?) He is later dissapointed to find that the only people who wanted him were either lesbians, whores, little children or black police officers.
==Overview==
The majority of the game revolves around solving mind-bending puzzles such as figuring out how to turn the doorknob and how to fire a pistol. The graphics consist almost entirely of polygons, and the music in the game consists mostly of sound waves. There are numerous types of enemies in the game, from the sweaty nerd, to the overgrown sweaty nerd with scythes for arms and an impenetrable exoskeleton of bone. However, despite the differences, all of the enemies can be killed in the same manner: by blasting them to hell. The bosses of the game are also very highly imaginative and unique, and the player must fight against such enemies as "Giant Spider", "Giant Shark", "Giant Snake" and "Giant Man".
Furthermore, the gameplay is very educational, teaching players that grievous injuries and illnesses can be cured by smoking herbs or by inhaling an Aerosol spray; that if you die, you can come back to life if you had recently used a typewriter and that if you ever see anything in your environment that can be picked up or interacted with, it is ALWAYS a good idea to do so.
If you die, the game doesn't tell you the usual "Game Over." No, that would be too boring. It says, plain and simple, YOU DIED. Or maybe YOU ARE DEAD. Depends on which game you're playing.
==Cast==
*Protagonist (you) - A well-muscled man that kills people.
*Sexy Babe - A sexy babe that kills people.
*Villain - A very unsexy man that kills people (especially you).
*Lickers - These bitches are hard to kill! 
*A young child - Sent on a horribly difficult mission by the main protaganist. Way to go.
*Tyrant or Nemesis - The most awesome zombie there is......with the exception of Michael Jackson
Category:Video games
Category:Zombies
Category:Things that may be out to get some people, but not you. You're cool. Now pass the controller. It's my turn.
Category:Resident Evil
ja:バイオハザード2
pt:Resident Evil 2
Responsibility Land

Responsibility Land is the distant cousin to the world's best amusement parks. Instead of having fun, when people arrive they are locked inside modern-day houses or a cramped urban apartment and are expected to have responsibilities, like feeding the hamster or changing your daughter's diapers (the two tasks can sometimes be combined). The theme park is located across the road from FunLand where people from that park laugh at their neighbors in Responsibility Land on the hour every hour. Admission to Responsibility Land is free (signing life away, semi-optional) and guests are only asked to leave when they misbehave, molest their assigned daughter, or for reasons too horrid to speak of in mixed company. The park makes its money from "taxing" its occupants at every opportunity, making sure that people who enter Responsibility Land have no money when they emerge scathered.
The televisions in Responsibility Land show nothing but Lifetime: Television for Women and Homosexual Men, and ABC (which runs a continuous loop of Desperate Housewives). Masturbating is prohibited at all times, since that is shirking (and shrinking!) responsibility.
Other things prohibited in Responsibility Land include meat, alcohol, non-educational toys, contact sports, drugs, and reruns of Gilligan's Island (because of that tart, Ginger). The capital of Responsibility Land is Responsibility City which has nothing but work, schools, churches, and prisons. According to Money Magazine, people in Responsibility City are some of the wealthiest in the world. Bill Gates and even The Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz have residential addresses in Responsibility City (although they do have their hideaways in Funland). 
==Attractions of Responsibility Land==
* San Frangeles 2032 Land (complete with Hollywood/Castro Street Stimulation Land and Chocolate Tunnel of Love Ride)
* Mission to Married Bliss Land (where you get laid once a month, never get blown again, and collect as many chores as there are flies on your dad's jockstrap)
* Halfway-House Land (where you are halfway to normal, but still screwed up in the head)
* New Order Nation Land (very popular with people who liked Revolution X for its arcade and video game spinoffs)
* Work All-The-Live-Long-Day Land
* Having a Wife, Daughter, and Dog Land
* Minimum Wage Land (the workers in Responsibility Land all live here)
* Belonging to a Trade Union Land (and its natural enemy, WalMart World)
Category:Theme parks
Category:Dutch culture
Category:Boredom
Category:Working for 'The Man'
Category:Marriage
Category:Places no one cares about
Category:Things That Suck
Retards say the Darndest Things

Retards Say the Darndest Things was a television show created by comedian Bill Cosby. The show would feature Bill Cosby interviewing people who were mentally handicapped. They would have conversations about topics like Neopets, Magic Cards, and Politics. During special show segments, Bill would randomly invite an audience member to the stage to perform meaningless life skill activities, like putting coins into vending machines, tying shoelaces or flossing.
Although the conversations were often hilarious, many complained that Bill Cosby talked too much. Cosby responded by saying that it was not his fault, the "damn retards won't follow their scripts". The show became very popular in the late 1920s.
==Controversy==
With popularity came controversy, and the subject matter of the show disturbed and enraged disability rights activists.
The activists demanded that the title of the show be changed to "People who are Mentally Handicapped say the Darndest things." Bill eventually agreed and the show got renamed.
Soon after the renaming, the network moved the show three times to different time slots, including a short-lived stint at 6:00 PM, in competition with the news. The show was cancelled by the network due to poor ratings, but a write-in campaign by fans of Bill's sidekicks The Munchkins, helped renew the show for another three episodes. Eventually, the inevitable cancellation of the show occurred, in part due to greedy network execs who insisted on syndication deals to compete with the growing popularity of "My Mother the Car" reruns. Ratings showed that former fans of "People..." were now watching infomercials and local access cable shows.
==Celebrity Edition==
Years later, Bill brought back the show with a new twist. "People who are Mentally Handicapped say the darndest things: Celebrity Edition". The show only lasted one season, but it was successful enough that Jeopardy followed with Celebrity Jeopardy the next year. 
People who are Mentally Handicapped say the darndest things: Celebrity Edition featured celebrities including Michael Jackson, Margaret Thatcher, and Bill Curd the Science Nerd.
==Ethics==
Over the years, some have wondered how ethical the show is. Oscar Wilde said that it "is perfectly ethical when viewed with some common sense":
Category:American television series
Retirement

Retirement is the beginning of a new career after being abolished from another due to advanced age. Those who retire think they are lucky to not have to wake to a sounding alarm every day and dress up and get ready for work. The reality that no retiree expects as they enter retirement is they are about to embark on the hardest work they have ever done in their lives.
The retirement age varies in each country and culture. In many countries, it is 60-something. But if you lived in poverty, it made not be until you are 80-something. And if you play professional sports, it’ll probably be 30-something.
==Things you are forced to do in retirement==
===Babysitting===
Babysitting of your grandchildren is mandatory in retirement. For the mother who has to work, who wants to be lazy, who doesn’t want to watch their own kids, there is an out for it. There is grandma and grandpa. No, you don’t love them. You just see them as free babysitters.
And the grandkids love it! Why? Because grandma and grandpa will buy them lots of toys.
===Dressing up===
When you worked, you could wear whatever you wanted. Work is the most casual, relaxed environment of all. You can wear T-shirts, jeans, hoodies, shorts, even your pajamas. You could wear the same clothes all week and not have to change for days at a time. You could be as comfortable as you want to be.
Now you are retired and you need real clothes to look nice for all your social activities. If you are a man, you will need some suits, ties, polo shirts, and all kinds of clothes to get respect from others now that you are not working. If you are a woman, you will need some blouses, skirts, and dresses. And no, they can’t come from Walmart. Perhaps they can come from Target, but more likely they will have to come from Macy’s. For the people you see every week at all your social events care so much, they’ll look at your inner labels.
===Playing golf===
Did you hate gym class in school? Did you hate lifting 75 lb boxes every day at work, one after another after another? Did you hate standing on the subway every day for the 90-minute commute from Brooklyn to Los Angeles? Now it’s time for you to say that was all a piece of cake.
The hardest thing you will have to do that is most taxing on your body is playing golf. Whether you like it or not, golf is mandatory for all retirees. It is required by the rules of your retirement community. Your failure to participate will get you snubbed.
===Physical therapy===
After retirement, you will fall. It’ll happen. You will take a misstep somewhere. You will be in a cast or a boot for six weeks. And after that, you will endure months of physical therapy to regain the ability to walk. Just another way you will work so hard.
===Knitting===
If you are a woman, you will be enslaved to knitting. You will be waking up early in the morning to take a half-hour drive to the senior center, where you will be meeting up with other old ladies and knitting together while gossiping. And you will be knitting 25 hours a day, 8 days a week, to make all those Christmas stockings demanded by everyone you know.
Category:Old people
Retroreflector

Retroreflectors (previously known as reflectors, back when they were still young and full of hope) are things that steal light from other sources and use it for their own nefarious deeds. These "light thieves" do not even have the decency to pay for it! They are commonly sighted at night or in darker than usual places where they can be seen redistributing light without permission or even a license. Bastards, all of them!
== Functions ==
Retroreflectors can only be seen working on the black market and their true properties are thus mostly unknown. However, many police forces around the world are certain of one thing they almost certainly always do: steal light from innocent light sources. Everything else regarding retroreflectors' functions are still up to speculation.
== Applications ==
Retroreflectors are often found on signs, roads, clothing and emergency gear, but should be found behind bars for their disregard for the law. The eyes of certain animals, such as cats, also possess retroreflectors to improve their vision in the dark so that they can practice theft in dark alleyways. I can still vividly remember the day a cat stole my sandwich before i could take a bite, and it still pains me.
== Advantages ==
* They make objects more visible in the dark
* They do not require electricity
* Rebellious attitude
* +5 laser resistance to apparel
== Disadvantages ==
* Not visible in the dark without external light sources
* They do not accept electricity
* Exists on the wrong side of the law
* -5 stealth to apparel
== Retroreflectors in the future ==
Despite their refusal to stop stealing our valuable light that we poured bucket-loads of electricity into making, they continue to roam our streets and are even increasing in numbers. Soon our electricity supplies will run dry and the world will plunge into darkness when these reflective thugs take it all for themselves. They will have claimed our cars, jackets, street signs and our very lives. The future is looking bleak, but we must face this menace face-to-reflective surface and we must best it and reclaim our position in this world reclaim the light. May luck be on the side of our descendants, they'll need it. 
== Sponsors ==
This article has unofficially and hypothetically been brought to you by: General Electric, the International Commission on Illumination and Davey Doo the sentient lamp.
== See also, for your own safety ==
* HowTo:Improvise weapons
* HowTo:Utilize Objects as Weapons
* HowTo:Survive the apocalypse
Category:Science
Category:Optics
Retrosexual

Retrosexuallity is the practice of or relating to sexualness that is retro in nature. Retro in the sense that it was "cool" before and is quickly becoming "cool" now. Hippies are generally considered to be among the highest practitioners of Retrosexuallity and have many powerful forums that they use to retrosex themselves in the bung.
==History==
The first retrosexuallity movement in world history occurred during the Second Great Awakening in the 1820's and 30's. When Congregationalists in New England set up missionary societies in which the modern day retrosexuals "rocked out". It was this foreword propensity to "rock out" that gave the retrosexual movement strength and lead them down a path to the dark side.
Retrosexuallity emerged as a method to combat the return to piety movement and the outbreak of new forms of religion that plagued the period. Your Mother, perhaps the most influential Retrosexual popularized the trend in 1826 when she said (in a German accent): "And we the resistance, the Retrosexuals do hereby proclaim that we are, now and forever, off the heezy!" 
==Characteristics of Retrosexuallity==
Retrosexuals are gay and should be, for all intents and purposes, treated with the type Sexual Deviant(gay), unless of course they are an outsider, then they retain their outsider type but gain the subtype sexual. 
Ex. A retrosexual lvl. 23 Solar Cleric would be given the type Outsider(sexual)
Retrosexual is not a class, but a template that can be applied to any base creature as the DM proscribes.
Retrosexual
CE Any Size Sexaul Deviant(Gay)
Init +4 (+2 Dex, misc. mods); Senses [Darkvision, Blind-Sense] Listen +12, Spot +2 Knowledge(gayness) +99
Languages queer, common
AC 21, touch 19, flat-footed 12 (+2 armor, +9 Dex,)
hp 33 (9 HD) [fast healing 12]
Fort +12, Ref +9, Will +1
Spd 40 ft
Base Atk +2 (+XX Race, +XX Class); Grp +XX
Abilities Str 12, Dex 18, Con 16, Int 21, Wis 26, Cha 19
==Common Misconceptions==
- Retrosexuals are cool. (friends don't let friends metrosexual)
- Retrosexuals exist.
- You are reading about Retrosexuals now.
- The Tooth Fairy exists and was at one time, Retrosexual.
- The Civil War was not caused by the Retrosexual movement.
==See Also==
*Temperance movement
*Gay
*Metrosexual
*The Eldar Gods
*Thomas Jefferson
*Snoop Dogg
==Further Reading==
* Dole, Bob. Skirting Away the Endtimes (1972) (ISBN 0-385-11164-8) 
* Cuthulu, Satan Libris Mortis (2010) (ISBN 0-069-33880-0)
Category:Sex
Category:Robots
Reverse Polish notation

Reverse Polish notation is a variant of the Russian reversal techniques invented by the Warsaw Pact during the Cold War.
In reverse Polish notation, figures subtract you.
Reverse Polish notation was used in the manufacture of poor-quality calculators by oppressive Soviet-controlled Warsaw Pact régimes. 
These calculators had no equal sign ('='); equality was a political concept to be kept out of the hands of the proletariat.
== Cold War statistics ==
Think you know what's going on and can put two and two together, capitalist pigs? On a Western calculator, that would be: (2) [+] (2) [=]... simple enough, no?
The same would not be true of Warsaw Pact calculations with their Russian reversal-like approach:
:(2)
:(2)
:[+]
There is no equality.
Well, there is, but some are more equal than others. Everyone loves Big Brother. It is touching to see how much everyone loves Big Brother.
Greetings from Warsaw, comrades!
The Warsaw Pact forces were ultimately defeated by the US-backed armies of Texas Instruments, ending the menace of reverse Poolish notation once and for all. Pooland is currently under occupation by the European Community and NATO to ensure reverse Polish notation does not rise again.
However, many L33T H4X0R2 have discovered that, in the aftermath of the TI Invasion of Poland, certain engineering were of the Pinko persuasion. By going into Properties then hitting ALPHA and typing CCCP then ENTER then clucking like a chicken, even modern TI calculators can be set to use Reverse Polish notation.
== See also ==
* Russian double reversal
* Poland
* Poo
* Matrix Inversion
* Cold War
* Pole dancing
* Berlin Wall 
* Regular Polish Notation
Category:Mathematics
Category:Poland
de:Umgekehrte Polnische Notation
Reverse Psychology

This is not an article about reverse psychology, or ygolohcysp. Do not under any circumstances read on. Seriously, this predictable inaugural paragraph will appear to positively drip with comedic innovation compared to the rest of this (not article).
Eve would never have looked at that crappy fruit twice. Much like the cumquats at the back of the seventh aisle of Waitrose, it would have remained untouched, swamped by the bounty of exotic nonsense. Indeed, she would never have looked up from her herbal essences but for one thing: Reverse Psychology. God, sick of post graduate son Adam and girlfriend scrounging off his creation needed an excuse to kick the lazy buggers out. The ‘forbidden’ fruit (now commonly sold as ‘Prickly Pear’) seemed to fit the bill. And we all know what happened next. After the eviction, the pair moved into a bed-sit, and proceeded to passively collect pizza boxes and vacuum no more than once a year. The filthy animals. May all their base are not belong to us, and on their descendants.
May I now remind you to continue to remember to remain focused on feeling tremendously elated about the fact that you may not under any circumstances think about the left knee of a camel. So stop thinking about it. Now. Under no circumstances, foreseen or unforeseen, allow a vivid and striking image of a camels left knee to drift into your mind. I said no!
One of the best illustrations of effective use of reverse psychology, in the post biblical era, has been the past two conservative election campaigns. Note how the number of votes they receive has been diminishing in direct proportion to the intensity with which they request votes. Note also how their last election winning leader, John Major, did not in fact ask for votes at all. In fact, all he had to he had to do to beat Labour was keep his mouth shut...
The use of weaponry can often increase the power of reverse psychology. For example, the next time you visit your local bank branch, hold a pistol up to the cashier and scream ‘this is not a hold up; do not put the cash in this sack’. This has been extensively field tested and is 104% Jonanon approved. So don’t try it! Similar method can be widely applied, e.g. to ask a woman not to remove her clothing or to ask the boss not to promote you instead of ‘Billy Boy’ (the prick). Use your imagination.
In Mother Russia, reverse psychology can be normal speech if two wrongs (don’t?) make a right, barring double negatives. Or something.
I would not like to thank you for navigating this stormy ocean of flowery language with nothing but the flimsy sail boat that is your meagre intelligence. Do not in any way feel free to embellish this article with pictures or witty comments. Don’t go back to the beginning and read this article again. Twice. Now. I warned you...
category:psychologycategory:Self-reference
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Revolution

Revolution was invented by William Revolution. Revolution is the utmost conformity with non-authority and it is the greatest thoughtcrime to think of revolution. A revolution is an uprising of slowly rotating peoples, angered at realising that they've been merely going around in circles for years. These people often fall over due to a loss of equilibrium and of dizziness. This is known as 'dance-dance'. A country's Revolutions Per Minute (RPM) can be used to estimate how quickly that country isn't progressing.
The power created from the motion of these misunderstood people, identified by their "power to the people" slogan, is harnessed through inner-laid copper conductors which absorb the life and soul of the rotating subject. These conductors then transform the centripital force of the rotations into a used form of lithium ion batteries which then, in turn, fuel the senators and other empirical officials of the empire like Senator Palpatine and even Yoda himself.
The revolutionary war was a conflict between good and evil, but neither won. This was because it is so revolutionary that it completely revolutionised how wars were fought and lost.
Originally a term used to explain the inner workings of the galactic empirical army who run life, the universe and everything, the Revolution is currently fronted by the evil artist formerly known as Prince.
'Revolution' might also be used to define a 'person' (aka. humanoid)
İt is also a well documented historic fact that some individuals might consider themselves to be 'revolutionaries'. Doctors suggest such individuals relax 
and smoke lots of weed to get over the angst associated with such pressure. 
Pedantically (and rightfully ignoring all the above), revolution actually means "to volute again" ... like we did last summer. 
== See also ==
* Politics of Dancing
* Industrial Revolution
* Che Guevara - The most prolific revolutionary in the history of the world, making over 200 revolutions per second
* Vending Machine
* Prince and the Revolution
* Revolution 393
* Riot
Category: Politics
Category:Music
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de:Revolution
es:Revolución
fi:Vallankumous
ja:革命
ru:Путч