My Little Murder: Friendship is no More

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==Chapter 1:Enter the dimension==
As Robert R. Parker walked through the streets of commadore RD., he noticed two hooded men throwing crude gang signs at him.
being the unstoppable person he is today, he un-wisely ignored him, what they were actually doing were hand sign rituals to send him off to an un-known world/dimension. However, the two men were not smart so they didn't send him off to the right one. Also, the magic had a side-effect:'it turned the victim's personalitiy to a murderious 'rage. When the men finally finished the last hand-signal, a purple mist started surrounding Robert, "hey, what in the name of the stock market is going on?" he pimpingly claimed. the purple mist started to get thicker, and thicker until Robert could no longer see through, then he blacked out......
==Chapter 2: The very odd land==
As Robert awoke from the un-wealthy mist of purple, he noticed he wasn't in Tennessee anymore, matter-of-fact, not in the united states any more!! As Robert got up to look around this un-known land, a pink-maned pony bumped into him. "o-oh, i'm-i'm sorry about that sir, are you okay?" asked the very stupid pony.
As Robert got up from the accident, he turned to face the soft-spoken pony, "And you are?"he asked in his monotone voice. "i'mm- i'm fluttershy." she said in a very quiet voice, so quiet that Robert grabbed her with one hand up to his ear to hear her. "MY NAME IS FLUTTERSHY, YOU PANZY!!!!!!!" she screamed in his ear.
Robert stumbled backward, dropping fluttershy in the process, and said "okay, i heard you the first time, by the way the name's Robert."he said in a more human voice. Before he could say anything, fluttershy ran off to find more animals to take care of.
"geez, homeless people these days."he said to himself, as he walked along a trail leading to a orchard field
"i'll guess i'll ask for directions here" he said to himself once-more as he walked through the gate leading to what said as: SWEET APPLE ACRES.
As Robert walked through the field looking for any farmers, he bumped into a orange, blonde haired cowpony, wearing a very outdated hat.
"hey watch were yo-, Oh MY GOLLY, ah ain't seen nuthin' like you before!" she excliamed as she got a good look at him.
"whats ya name, partner?"she(it) asked him, "name's Robert, uh cowpoke?'he answered with un-surity, as if he did know how to speak this drunk language.
"ma' name is applejack, i'ma harvested the monthly apples."Applejack said.
"yeah, i can see that, but is that all you moneyless cowponys ever do?" robert asked her.
Instead of answering, AJ just hoofed robb in the nuts, then sent him flying right into a giant cloud city....
==Chapter 3:Meeting rainbow dash==
As Robb went flying into the city of cloudsdale, he went right smack into a rainbow maned pegasus, right as she got back from flying practice. When they both hit the ground, they went flying into the ground making a big-hole straight into the ground.
the rainbow pony was the first to talk,"hey buddy! whats the big idea messing up my stunts"said the blue mare.
Robb got up and explained, "listen, you can take you moneyless stunts somewhere else, some cowpony booted me up to this lord forsaken place."responded the pissy boy. "oh, yeah well-(she said something that started with m, and ended with r) go take your attitude somewhere else!"said the tomboy pony.
"but first get me out first, and by that i mean before you" Robb said with ignorance.
"i don't even know you!" she said. "ok, i am ROBERT, do you understand?"robb said with intent to insult,
"i'm rainbow dash-(she said something that started with b and it ended with h) got it?"said rainbow dash.
As they both slowly got out of the hole(Robb dameged her wings), when they finally got out of the hole, robb thanked rainbow dash by cunt punting her back in there, and with a "see ya later, transgender dash!",
he was gone. "i knew i shouldn't of helped him!"she said in defeat. Some how robert managed to escape cloudsdale by sneeking on a pegasus(it was a tram ride), and made his escape.
lucky for him, the flyer was going to ponyville to deliver some crops for the market.
"jackpot, time for some anarchy"Robb said to himself as the pony landed on the launch pad.
When robb got to ponyville he noticed he heared bouncing noises behind him, and as he turned around he saw what he could never belive in his entire, awesome life........
==Chapter 4:The very bouncy pink pony==
While Robb was in shock of what he saw, the pink pony looked at him with a smile and said," HI, MY NAME IS PINKIE PIE, WHAT'S YOURS?????" said PP.
Robb, instanly jumped at the sudden out-burst then said "uh, I'm Robert, and i just got here."he said in a monotone voice.
"well, come with me i'll show you all around PONYVILLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she said enerygetically as she took robert by the arm to sugercube corner to the baking store where she worked at.
"THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE I WORK AT, AND BAKE CUPCAKES, YAY!!!!!!!!!"she told him as she spent no time in showing him the libarary, carousel boutique, and the castle, then showed him the carnival that was in town, when they got back to the bakery, robb finally stopped her:"look do you have HDHA, or something?"
"AND THIS IS TH-, what?"she said. "i said do you have a mental problem, or something?"Robb repeated.
"Why i outta..."pinkie's voice trailed off, as her cheerfull smile turned into a experission of anger, she stepped forward and pulled a butter knife on robert...,
alright hold on, i know what you thinking. why hasn't robert gone mad yet?
well, the ritual had a trigger, you see when the two drunks cursed robert, he had to be threatended before it took effect, so with out further adu, the action part of the story.*
As she drew in with the un-affecting knife, she had no idea what monster she unleashed outta robb, when he started to feel threated, his eyes went crimsion red, and his hair greyed untill it was sickly colerless.
Then, when the transformation was complete, he let out a sreaming roar and uppercutted his clueless attacker,
spiraling her to the floor. "robb what has gotten into you?"she asked in confusion. she had no idea that would be the last thing she would ever say. Robb wasted no time finding an axe from the basement, then came back(pinkie was trying to call 911)he grabbed her, then sliced one of her hooves:damaging her. As she struggled to get back up, Robb swung down hard with the axe in both hands, right into her forehead killingly her instantly.
When the work was done, Robert returned to normal:only to see what HE had done to the poor pony.....
==Chapter 5:The last spell==
Robert didn't bother looking at the destruction he caused to PP, he just ran, he didn't care if he went to some random store, he just needed to get away from there.
However, while Robert was running by past the libarary, he ran by a purple skinned, dark blue haired pony.
"hey, buddy can't you see i'm trying to read here?" said the bookworm pony, "hey, what kind of nerd are you, walking out at night reading a book?"responded Robb, the purple shook off the true insult, and introduced herself, feeling it was the right thing to do:"my name is twi-" "twight sparkle, yes the town bookworm."interupted Robb.
"WELL THEN! i guess i should be on my way then."twilight scoffed. "ok, then"robert responded, hiding her favorite spell book behind his hands. "well, go then."he said.
After the un-wealthy encounter with the nerd, he went to a nerby, run-down house and found a working light to see the book. "well let's see here, it says that in order to break the murder spell, one must go to the evergreen forest to find a striped poet, who will give you the cure, and a teleport spell back to where you came."as Robb read the dusty old book.
Meanwhile, at twilight sparkle's house: "OHHHH, WHERE IS MY BOOK!!!"screamed Sparkle as she frantically
searched her house for her missing spell book,"i left all my Tampons in that book!"she screamed. "twi, keep it down, or you'll get the police called, again!!"said spike, her friend dragon. "i know, but this humanoid(they had never seen humans before)took my book without looking, and now its gone!"responded sparkle.
"ok, but do you really have to put your tampons in there?"questioned spike. "ummmmmmm-"thought sparkle, before she could get a response, she heard a scraping noise in her window, however the guy trying to get in was Robert. "what are you doing at my house?"asked a angry twilight. "you left your over-used tampons."he answered. "thats it, i've had it with you!!! i'm taking you down!"she threatened. "oh,no i wish you hadn't have said that...."was all robb could say before the rage took over him. once again robert's eyes went crimsion red, and his hair turned colorless. He found that all too familiar axe in his hands once again, and as he advanced twilight tried to cast a spell on him, but it was no use. Robert was not of this pony universe, it had no effect on him, he swung hard with the axe, and it connected with her stomach, revealing her inner guts. "nn-noooo, please don't kill me!"pleaded twilight sparkle, but it was no use, the curse was unstopable. As robb drew in, the curse spoke through him, saying this: "i am PAIN, learn that as you join your pink friend, now then-GOODBYE!!!!"it said in a very gravely-scary voice. twilight had no time to scream when the axe came down on her head, killing her.
"nothing can stop my massacre, nopony will succseed in this story!!"it said right before it changed back into robb..........
==Chapter 6:the beast kills the beauty==
Robert just ran as fast as he could before spike could come in and see the damage done to his friend.
Robb just ran by the boutique, right when a pale-white pony was stepping out of the front door.
"My word!, you almost got mud on my slippers!"said the pale pony. "look, lady i don't give two cents on your cheap slippers!"responded Robert. "get away from my beauty space, you dirty foal!"she said.
"i don't even know you, and your starting to get on my nerves."responded robert. "well, i am Rarity. the owner of this magnificent dress shop."said the snobby rarity. "looks like a bunch of old junk in neat piles."said Robert
"by the way, the name's Robert,and your slippers look underrated."he insulted. "why you filthy vermon!!"she snapped at him. "i'll teach you a few things about fashion"she said as she unfolded a sowing needle.
"WAIT, PLEASE don't make me anrgy!"he said "bad thing will happen." "i don't care, except your PAIN"scoffed rarity as she moved forward with the needle.
She had no time to react when that too familiar transformation took place across robert's body, and the trusty axe appeared in his hands. "you will regret this night, for it is your LAST!!!"yelled the curse.
rarity couldn't respond to what happened next, right when robb swung the axe, a blue blurr whizzed by and knocked the axe right out of his hands. "hahahha, think you could ditch me, huh?"said the familiar voice of rainbow dash. However, robb ignored her, then proceeded to move slowly toward rarity then:
he lashed out at Rarity, grabing her horn in a tight grip.
"Un-hand my horn you oaf!" Rarity screamed in udder terror. "Yeah let go of her!" Rainbow Dash echoed.
Robert smiled evily as he gleefuly riped out Rarity's horn,expsoing brain matter,which he then stabbed violently.
Rainbow Dash scream bloody muder as she saw what happened to her once alive friend, Robert then responded by grabing her right, then left wings. He then ripped them off, resulting a ear-busting sceam from Rainbow Dash. Robert then precceded to beat her to death with her own wings.
==Chapter 6:Revenge on the farm==
When Robb snapped out of the curse, it was already too late to undo what HE had done.
Robb took a few steps back, in horror of the massacre that the curse has done. He had always liked MLP creepypastas, but now he was the story, quickly he raced out of the town.
Applejack, and fluttershy were the only two remaining ponys left, fluttershy ran away before robb got to know her, and AJ booted him into cloudsdale. He had only a few options left, he had to find the striped sorrcerer before it was too late. Robert Really did not want to do this, but the curse was forcing him to go back to sweet apple acres, it was controlling him, it wanted to kill applejack....
"well, ah reckon thats about enough work for today."said the hardworking cowpony.
She had been gathering apples since moring till' dawn, and she was very satisfied with her never-ending work.
"maybe that boy Robert was right,he just might be onta somthin' about this apple buisness."she thought aloud
but, she enjoyed doing this, this was her dream hobby. But, he made a good point:apple aren't everything.
She gathered her work equipment, and headed back to the house for some dinner, and a good night's rest. she didn't seem to notice the troubled figure above the biggest hill, knor his shadow he cast above the orchard field. she disregarded it as the clouds playing tricks on her. But, Robert followed close by, but not to hurt, only for some help.
When robb reached the front door, he heisetated(exuse the spelling),and thought for a moment. Did he really need to do this, but the curse he was under had NO mercy, NO exceptions, and it wasn't going to stop now. He knocked three times on the door.He waited, and then finally it was answered by AJ herself.
"why i outta-, what do you want?"she asked, anger rising. "i need your help."robb responded. "well i ain't no magic person, so your outta luck."she said, but robb stopped her and said: "all i need is some transportation, thats it."he said. "ok, in the morning there is a train stop that goes to where ya' need to go."she said. "now GO!"
Before Robb could say anything, she slamed the door, and robb hastily walked off, to find a place to stay for the morning..... Now, before robb could get a break, the curse suddenly took over!
"sorry, buddy i'm taking over for the night!"said the inner curse. "NO! i won't let you."said Robert.
But, it was no use. The curse was too strong, and it took over effortlessly.
As the the curse crept closely to AJ's window, the curse chuckled:this would be so much fun.
When it got to the window, it creaked open the window, as it did AJ stirred in her sleep, not knowing the demise that she would never see coming. It got ever so close to her,and as it did, it's smile got sinister, and more sinister as it pulled up it's trusty axe. "transportation my rear end."it whispered, as it prepared to swing down, AJ woke up, and her eyes bulged, there was a Red eyed shadow about to kill her! Sadly, she didn't get the chance to scream as it brang the axe down hard, into her skull.
It ran off into the night, on over fluttershy's house to end it once and for all.......
==Chapter 7:The end as you know it==
When it reached morning time, Robert was out cold on a bench in front of the train station. "how long have i been out?"Robb asked himself. he saw a local newspaper on the bench next to his feet, it read:
Serial killer strikes again:
Beloved cowpony murdered gruesomly by axe wound.
"oh, no!"robert said. "my curse has struck again!"
"As it is, Robert Parker.."said a mysterious voice. Robb whirlled around to see a hooded figure, about the height
of a zebra walked toward him. "who are you?"he asked. "i am the Sorrcerrer zecora!"said the poet as she removed her hood, revealing her facial features as she got near him. "i have seen your acts, and i know the curse that was laid apon you."zecora said in a rhyming fashion. "hey, ya' know you sound like your nose is stuffed up."robb added for insult. zecora looked upset, and said"do you not want to be sent home?"she asked.
"yes! Away from this forsaken place!"responded robb. "i will tell you how.."she began to inform him of his journey to destroy this curse. "once the curse starts a killing spree, it can not be stopped until it is accomplished."she said. "so, what your trying to tell me is that i have to kill the last pony to get rid of this curse"said Robert.
"correct you are."she responded. "ok, then i'll do it."robb said with no thought about it.
"wait! your not going to think this through!!"exliamed zecora. However, robb knew better from his past creeypastas, and knew that the more your think, the worse the problem.
"well, have it your way then."said zecora, and with a puff of b;ack smoke, she was gone. "alright curse, you want your last kill, i'll give you your last kill."said robb with intentions to end this.
"oh how i'm glad all you animals are okay!"said fluttershy to her cheerfull animals.
She was busy petting a rabbit when it jumped from her hands and ran off. "where are you goi-, OH MY GOSH, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?"said a scared fluttershy as robb was right behind her. "i need a favor of you"he began. "no! nononononononono-NO!"she exlamied, but robert wasn't about to give up.
He explained to her that he was possesed by a ghost behind all those murders, and it was FORCING him to kill her next. But, fluttershy wouldn't listen, and pulled put a pitch fork, and struck a pose:"i'm warning you!"she said, as he advenced on her. "look, don't threatin me, OK!?"said robb. But, she wasn't through yet. she attacked him, he dodged but, was enraged with the curse.
Once again, the monster took form, and cut flutter's pitchfork in half, leaving her defenseless.
"sorry, fluttershy, you should have listened to robert!"it said. "too bad i can't start anrachy, but i can get rid of you heros.!"it said. "no, my friends will stop you!said a frantic fluttershy. "there all dead, its all OVER! hahahah!"it taunted. "celestial, i'm sorry...."she whimpered....
*THWACK
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