Tokyo Lift/Beta/Season 22

was one of the Tokyo Lift's worse seasons to date. They placed 23rd in the league and entered Party Time on Day 77. Adding insult to injury, all-arounder Cudi Di Batterino was Shelled early in the season. It was a difficult season for the Lift, characterized by poor performance. Also, they made it to the Internet Series, where they were defeated by the Kansas City Breath Mints. Go Lift!
==Starting Roster==
Lineup 	Rotation
*Yusef Fenestrate
*Theodore Honeywell
*Coolname Galvanic
*Elwin McGhee
*Grollis Zephyr
*Knight Triumphant
*Kit Honey
*Kline Greenlemon
*Cudi Di Batterino	
*Ankle Halifax
*Domino Bootleg
*Terrell Bradley
*Silvaire Semiquaver
Shadows	Shadows
*Concrete Mandible
*Cudi Di Batterino
*Quack Hookrace
*Sleve Matsuyama
*Chandra Blortles
*Rylan O'Lantern
*Flattery Strewnberry
*Mags Banananana
*Cicero Gubbins
*Sheri Friday
*Jana Beats
*Nandy Slumps
*Nucleus Street
*Dander Permadeath
*Spits Strongbody
*Zelda Highway
*Steals Mondegreen	
*Concrete Mandible
*Cudi Di Batterino
*Quack Hookrace
*Sleve Matsuyama
*Chandra Blortles
*Rylan O'Lantern
*Flattery Strewnberry
*Mags Banananana
*Cicero Gubbins
*Sheri Friday
*Jana Beats
*Nandy Slumps
*Nucleus Street
*Dander Permadeath
*Spits Strongbody
*Zelda Highway
*Steals Mondegreen
==Notable Events==
===Renovations===
*Salmon Cannons - 3,785,714 Coins Spent
**The Lift installed to The Gym.
**The Gym gained the modification.
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*Birdhouses - 3,684,875 Coins Spent
**The Lift built a bunch of new in The Gym.
**The Gym gained the modification.
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===Gift Shop===
*Lift received 2 Gifts! - 5,344,123 coins contributed
**Top Contributors:
*** Georgias - 47%
*** Shoe Thieves - 20%
*** Jazz Hands - 5%
**Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition - Wishlist #1
***Uncle Plasma XIV is weaker on their own.
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***A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Lift.
**** Uncle Plasma XIV, Rotation 
**Liquid Friend, Mint Edition - Wishlist #2
***Liquid Friend XIV is weaker on their own.
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***A Replica of Liquid Friend is granted to the Lift.
**** Liquid Friend XIV, Lineup 
***Liquid Friend XIV and Uncle Plasma XIV are stronger together.
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***Uncle Plasma XIV and Liquid Friend XIV are stronger together.
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The Lift were also top contributors for the Mexico City Wild Wings and Chicago Firefighters.
===Roster Changes===
====Shellings====
Day	Shelling Player	Team 	Shelled Player 	Team
25 	Peanutiel Duffy	Chicago Firefighters	Cudi Di Batterino	Tokyo Lift
====Fax Machine and Voicemail====
Day	Player Replaced 	Player Incoming 	Renovation Used
86 	Ankle Halifax 	Mags Banananana 	Fax Machine
104	Cudi Di Batterino	Ankle Halifax 	Voicemail
114	Uncle Plasma XIV 	Cudi Di Batterino	Fax Machine
====Peanut Allergies====
Day	Player 	Event
3 	Terrell Bradley	Allergy cured by Peanut Mister
==== Elsewhere ====
Day	Player 	Cause 	Return Day	Duration	Scattered name
13 	Terrell Bradley 	 	37 	24 days 	Te-re-- Bra--e-
70 	Theodore Honeywell	Flooding	89 	19 days 	Th-o-ore Hon-yw-ll
====Blooddrains====
Day	Siphoning Player	Team 	Stat 	Siphoned Player	Team
46 	Rigby Friedrich 	Atlantis Georgias	Pitching	Elwin McGhee 	Tokyo Lift
====Parties====
Day	Player
79 	Domino Bootleg
81 	Knight Triumphant
82 	Domino Bootleg
84 	Theodore Honeywell
84 	Kline Greenlemon
85 	Silvaire Semiquaver
85 	Terrell Bradley
93 	Grollis Zephyr
94 	Mags Banananana
94 	Theodore Honeywell
96 	Domino Bootleg
97 	Domino Bootleg
99 	Cudi Di Batterino
====Roamin' Players====
* Baldwin Breadwinner to the Lift via The Fifth Base on Day 108. At the end of the season they super roamed to the Flowers.
==Election Results==
===Wills===
*Item Steal
**The Lift chose to take Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence and gave it to Silvaire Semiquaver.
**Wanda Schenn's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence was taken by Silvaire Semiquaver!
*** Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence
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***Overall 16.4 + 2.0 -> 16.4 + 0.7 
**Silvaire Semiquaver dropped Leg Glove.
*** Leg Glove
***Overall 16.0 + 0.4 -> 16.0 
**Silvaire Semiquaver took Wanda Schenn's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence!
*** Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence
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***Overall 16.0 -> 16.0 + 1.3 
**Silvaire Semiquaver's Underhanded Arm Socks of Intelligence were repaired.
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**Item Steal - 18% of all Lift Will VotesThis Filing - 32% of Lift Item Steal VotesFinal Odds - 6% chance of happening.
*Shadow Revoke
**The Lift revoke Mags Banananana.
**Mags Banananana embraces the Roamin' lifestyle.
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**Mags Banananana roamed to a new team.
*** Mags Banananana, Rotation 
*** Mags Banananana, Rotation 
**Mags Banananana was boosted.
***Combined 
**Shadow Revoke - 0% of all Lift Will VotesThis Filing - 80% of Lift Shadow Revoke VotesFinal Odds - 0% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Lift vote to swap Engine Eberhardt and Knight Triumphant.
**The Steaks and Lift made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 49% of all Lift Will VotesThis Filing - 50% of Lift Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 24% chance of happening.
===Blessings===
*Subtractor Avoidance blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
**Kline Greenlemon gained the permanent mod .
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*Record Scratch blessed the Ohio Worms.
**Grollis Zephyr gained the permanent mod .
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*Gachapon blessed the Seattle Garages.
**Flattery Strewnberry was recruited by the Garages.
*** Flattery Strewnberry, Shadows 
*** Flattery Strewnberry, Shadows 
**Flattery Strewnberry entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
===Post Election===
*The Lift used their .
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*Liquid Friend XIV faded away from the Lift.
** Liquid Friend XIV
*Liquid Friend XIV and Uncle Plasma XIV are weaker apart.
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*Baldwin Breadwinner super roamed to a new team.
** Baldwin Breadwinner, Rotation 
** Baldwin Breadwinner, Rotation 
==Season Overview==
The Lift experienced one of their worst seasons to date, placing 23rd in the entire ILB. Their season was characterized by a series of parties. Additionally, after shelling four players on other teams throughout the Expansion Era, the Lift received a taste of their own medicine when Peanutiel Duffy shelled the newly-returned-to-Tokyo Cudi Di Batterino.
Despite their poor performance, the Lift were selected as Wild Cards for the Overbracket before they could enter the Underbracket. Undeterred, the Lift used a combination of bad pitching and luck to utilize the League's large number of sun-related rules and lose so badly that they kept winning matches. The Lift made it all the way to the championship series, where they were promptly and enthusiastically swept by the Kansas City Breath Mints.
The Lift once again received a Free Will this election. They used their first Will to give Silvaire Semiquaver an item and improve their pitching. The second Will shadow revoked a recently-faxed Mags Banananana, who roamed to the Canada Moist Talkers. Their third and final Will went towards reversing an earlier trade and bringing Engine Eberhardt back to Tokyo in exchange for Knight Triumphant going back to the Dallas Steaks. While the Lift received no blessings, they were affected by two blessings from other teams: Kline Greenlemon became a , Grollis Zephyr began , and Flattery Strewnberry was stolen by the Seattle Garages.
Category: Tokyo Lift
Category: Season 22