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Singer-songwriter

A singer-songwriter is a creature who sings and write songs. It is also the polite term for someone who is not good enough to be a composer, but can play some very basic music.
In fact, several monkeys have been able to independently compose the beatles' "A hard day's night" given the correct instruments, thus proving the skill to be not limited to humans.
(The name is a misnomer, as singer-songwriters are not actually songwriters, but songengineers, songconstructionworkers, and songplayers.) This poor creature (poor both in money and in fortune) tends to migrate towards coffeehice and offer to play Breakfast at Tiffany's while having Tiffany pay for meals (usually not breakfast seeing as how few singer-songwriters get up early enough).
Few singer-songwriters are left in the wild; most are in captivity, leading poor, sheltered lives while crammed in cages which are clearly too small for them to move around in. A large business recently announced it would stop profiting off of caged singer-songwriters, but ironically this only made matters worse. Some singer-songwriters have gotten the bright idea to either stop singing or stop songwriting, but most live life from acoustic guitar-mic stand set-up to acoustic guitar-mic stand set up while playing songs that either consist of E, A, D, G, and C, or a capoed version of these chords.
==How to be a Singer-Songwriter==
#Invest in Enron and move to Seattle.
#Get a guitar and a capo.
#Learn how to play D major, G major, D major, and A major chords in that order.
#Sing while playing these chords.
#Be on stage while doing it.
==Notable singer-songwriters==
*Elvis
*Rufus Wainwright
*David Bowie
*Willy Nelson
*Tom Waits
*Elton John
*Jimmy Page
*Sarah McLachlan
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Sinus

The sinus, or paranasal sinus, as it is commonly known, is a parasitic rat that inhabits your face. It is believed that they are implanted at birth and live with you your entire life, rather like your conscience, or your parents. There are several species of sinuses, the maxillary sinus, the frontal sinus, the ethmoid sinus and the sphenoid sinus.
==Maxillary sinus==
The maxillary sinus is the most sneaky sinus ever to exist. The first, and possibly most sneaky thing it has done is taken a fake id, and maskerades as an antra. It inhabits your cheekbone, just under your eyes. It is believed that they sit there, control where your eyes go. So, if caught lookin' at something you are not supposed to, just blame it on your antra. The maxillary sinus (Scientific name: Wittius scientific-nameicus) inhabits all people, and was responsible for your fathers death.
==Frontal sinus==
The frontal sinus, conversely, is the most blunt sinus, inhabiting the area of your forehead that, in an intelligent life-form, would house your brain. It is responsible for cheese, which is the offspring of the frontal sinus and a brain. Frontal sinuses are so blunt that it is possibly to hammer in posts with them. Very small, easily broken posts. The frontal sinus is responsible for all the boring involutary stuff you do, like breathe, beat your heart, killing people.
 
==Ethmoid sinus==
The Ethmoid sinus lives between the nose and the eyes, backwards into the skull. It is like the retarded cousin of Frontal sinus, but is rather more materialistic, concerned with 'bling'. Never look into their eyes. Ever!.
==sphenoid sinus==
The sphenoid sinus is the retarded cousin of the Ethmoid sinus, and does not therefore warrant a capital letter, or multiple sentences, or even a picture of my neighbor's malformed cat. It's got all sorts of oddly shaped objects perched on it that can't be removed. 9 out of 10 veterinarians insist that it is of the rare geometric feline family, although they are surnamed Hound. Nevertheless, facts are facts, and so a sinus can be turned from the bad to the good side where blowing and sniffing is easier, if it is simply willing to try.
==Function==
The sinuses probably fulfil a number of functions. Noone knows for sure. In general they provide excuses for inappropriate behaviour and make it hurt less when people punch you in the face for innappropriate behaviour.
==Sinus Ailments==
Sinuses always suffer from sinusitis, which is the belief that one is not a sinus. Anyone who has sinusitis is a sinus. Morons.
==Related Articles==
*Excuse
*Face
*Rats
*Kiss
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Sir Alec Dow, Anagrammatist/Dow on America

This article is specifically for Dow roasting America, due to space reasons.
==Dow on US States (and Territories)==
Arizona 	Or a Nazi
California 	Ra! Fail Icon!
Connecticut 	Conceit, cunt!
Delaware 	Lewd area
Georgia 	I go rage
(State of) Hawaii	I await those, AF.
New York 	Wonkery
Puerto Rico 	Er... coup riot?
Rhode Island 	I'd hand, loser
Washington DC 	Snatching Dow
Wisconsin 	Cows in Sin
Cons in Wis.
Wyoming 	My owing
==Dow on US cities==
Albany 	By anal
Austin 	It anus
Boise 	i.e. "sob"
Dallas 	All Sad
Houston 	Unsooth
Kenosha 	Sank hoe
Las Vegas 	Salvages
Miami 	I maim
New York City	Wonky, I cry-E.T.
Phoenix 	Nix hope
Raleigh 	Egh, Liar
Saint Louis 	It anus soil
Saint Paul 	A slut pain
Salem 	Lames
San Diego 	Agonised
Tulsa/Altus 	A Slut.
==Dow on American Counties==
Erie 	I...REE!
Orange	An ogre
==Dow on America's name==
The United States of America	A Neat Roast: Theft 'em, Suicide.
MERICA!!! 	A crime.
The US of A 	Fat House
==Dow on Presidents==
George Washington	Segregating, no how
James Madison 	Joins a mad mess
James Polk 	JP's lame, OK?
==Dow on Monuments==
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Sir Alec Dow, Anagrammatist/Dow on Britain

This article is for Dow roasting the UK, due to space.
== Dow on countries/territories ==
England	Nag lend
== Dow on UK cities ==
Glasgow	Low gags
== Dow on the Britain's name ==
Britain 	Rain bit
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland	He bid "National Terrain of drunk, grinding, tormented hate."
== Dow on British leaders ==
Queen Elizabeth the II	Quite an "elite" biz. (hehe)
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Sir Jim'll of Savile

Sir Jim'll of Savile is a legendary 12th century Knight, known for his many good deeds and charitable works. His life is chronicled in the contemporary manuscript "Corporatus Broadcastum Di Britannia".
==Historical Evidence==
The tale tells of Sir Jim'll's humble beginnings as an honest Yeoman or "poore sonne of ye Earth" who spent much of his upbringing at the bottom of large holes. The reason for this is unclear, but is perhaps connected with a popular belief of the time that the 'Holy Badger of Celadon' brought mankind forth from the depths of the Earth, one morning, whilst forraging for worms. Little else is known of his early years, except for some dispute over whether he was the son of a hag or a woman of noble birth, possibly a Duchess.
==Evidence in Popular Culture==
Amazingly, other souces still exist that elaborate on the life of this remarkable individual. In 1492, the printer William Caxton published "Ye Historie of ye Magick Chayre of Sir Jim'll of Savil" which records an apparently magical device proportedly owned by the knight, which could bestow powerful medallions on those that pleased it and which brought forth the strange and aromatic firebrands that Savile would grit 'twixt his teeth - possibly to ward off evil.
In 1186, Gildus the monk describes a great undertaking performed by Savile:
"At dawne on ye seventh daye of May, this year of God, Jimm'l of Savile, somtyme known as ye mangey sheepe of Leedes, did rise moste earlye and donne such coloured raiments as befitten to suche a personne. A tabard of most glitteringe gold wered he and breeches to maytch. Thus attyred he didst begin a runne of moste gentle pace around ye fair citie of Londonne Towne. Much claynking of his seales of office could be heardst as did adorned both necke and wriste. So much was this commotyon that ye poore folke of the citie didst awaken and wail moste sadly. 
A poore daughter of our Lorde, being of the moste venerable and holy abbey of Saint Mary's did harken unto him "Muste thou at such an hour as God hymself sleeps roame so wyde and mayke such dinne?" To whych the poore knight didst replye "Moste venerable sistyre forget thou not that I have given unto to thee maynie wonderous engines for yon hosptale at Saint Mary's, t'would be a shayme to see such splendoure vanished unto the backe of an oxen carte." And the goode sistyre was moste chastened and humbled. Ye virtuos knight did thenne hail the people theyre assembled, "Nowe thenne, now thenne" quoth he "Maydes and Merry Andrews, giveth unto charytie and uncle Jimm'l shall fyxe it for ye." And muche confusione was felte by ye crowde to whatfor woulde be fyxed and for whayte purpose."
==Tracksuits==
Sir Jim'll invented the tracksuit in 1964, and popularised the "nae draws" (commando) approach to dressing.
==Jangly jewellery==
Sir Jim'll was knighted in 1992 for his services to the imitation gold chain industry, and remains "unmarried" to this day.
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Sir Reginald Foxleaf

Sir Reginald Robert Thomas Florence Foxleaf (1842 - 1928) was an English scientist, inventor and Victorian nobleman. He was famous for wearing a top hat and inventing 'anything out of anything' (Not to be confused with Magyver).
== Name issues ==
Sir Reginald was not actually a knight. His first name was Sir, legally changed in order to make himself appear more respectable. His original first name, Florence, came from his mother's side of the family; she had bad eyesight and thought he was a girl, and so insisted he have the name Florence. Upon remedying this humiliating error at the age of 25 by changing his name, he demoted Florence to an additional fourth middle name.
== Biography ==
Born in 1842 to Mister Foxleaf and Florence Foxleaf, young Florence was, for many years, a baby. His mother was from a long line of Florences. His family, including 5 brothers and 237 sisters (all called Florence), were avid worshippers of the flying spahgetti monster. His early career was prime minister , but he reportedly got bored of being "surrounded by idiots" and became an inventor, filing at least 20,845 patents in his lifetime. Most of the patents were variations of pasta sauce.
Foxleaf was assassinated at the age of 86. The assassin jumped out of cover and said "boo" causing him to have 5 simultaneous heart attacks. Foxleaf died of the shock of seeing an assassin have 5 heart attacks.
== Inventions ==
This is a list of his known inventions followed by what they were made of:
*The Batmobile: Card bat wings and a car.
*Toilet roll tube: Kitchen roll tube cut in half.
*Peephole in the front door: A door, a winchester rifle and an itchy triger finger.
*Potholes: A jackhammer and a road.
*The doodle: Pencil, paper and boredom.
*His children: Himself, his wife and the alley behind the cinema.
== Foxes and leaves ==
Foxleaf is not related to foxes or leaves, despite the name. He is however related to penguins. His great (x 10) grandfather had a fetish for that king of thing...
== Relation to Chuck Norris==
Foxleaf is not related to Chuck Norris. He did however sell Batman his first Batmobile, and Chuck Norris once pwned Batman. It is an obscure relation, but it makes him happy, and if a man in a top hat is happy, we all are.
== References in Popular Culture ==
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Sister

Sister can refer to: 
 
*Your sister
*Your little sister 
*The Other Sister
*Sistas 
*Younger sister 
*My ex-girlfriend
*Sister Dora
With the aid of a time machine, some vodka and lots of lovely temporal paradoxes, sister may refer to:
*Your Mom
Sisters can also mean: 
*The Beverley Sisters
*The Nolan Sisters
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pt:Irmã
Sisu

Sisu is a Disney dragon from the movie Raya and the Last Dragon.
== Origins ==
Sisu is based on the Naga, a half-Human, half-Cobra being that currently lives in the dense forests of Bhutan. Disney planned to make an animated film to represent the people of Southeast Asia, or SEA for short. Disney didn't choose to do a movie involving a half-human, half-cobra dragon, so they hired a young girl who lived in a pineapple under SEA to draw a cute dragon to market to female toddlers. The dragon she came up with was an oriental dragon with a unicorn horn and a face similar to Elsa. Halfway through production of the movie, Disney scrapped the idea of marketing the dragon to toddlers since they were just little kids with no moneyUnless the chocolate button is legal tender somewhere in the world.. They made the dragon sexy to appeal to Disney adults, who often remortgaged their homes to afford going to Disneyland.
== Film ==
In the movie Raya and the Last Dragon, dragons and humans lived together in harmony, until one day, all the dragons (except one) died because the humans forgot to feed them. Sisu survived the famine because she ate her own voice actorIt could have been worse; she could have eaten Cardi B and had indigestion for the rest of her life. — washing her down with a bottle of Awkwafina — causing Sisu to forever sound like a raspy rapper. The movie centers around the humans figuring out a way to impregnate the last dragon.
== Reception ==
The movie received mixed reviews. Adults praised it; they said that, although it was a generic kids' movie, it at least stopped their little brats from crying. Southeast Asians complained that it was unrepresentative, as none of them got a single offer to co-star. Critics praised the business strategy of putting the movie behind the Disney+ paywall, though most admitted that they were not about to pay any $30 fee to see it, even if they might wrestle a reimbursement out of their employer. Critics who pirated the movie gave it a negative review.
== References ==
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Category:Disney Empire
Sisyphus

Sisyphus is some kinde of greek nerd that made god mad so he has to push a big rock up a hill forever
== The Legend ==
According to the legend, Sisyphus was struggling because of potassium deficiency; he wanted to eat a banana, but sadly died before he could eat it. When he met with god he immediately asked for a banana, but God called him a monkey and Sisyphus decided that he wouldn't take this. Thus, he insulted God and then God decided he must go push a rock up a hill, and every time it reaches the top suddenly it starts rolling down somehow and he has to push it back up. I don't know how this correlates to potassium deficiency but he got punished anyway for this. This guy must really hate balls or something I don't know
Anyway he inspired multiple bad modern games such as Sisyphus simulator on Roblox.
Anyway that's basically the whole life story of Sisyphus
== The Myth ==
It is said that Sisyphus build a city out of nothing but corn, which he decided to call Ancient Cornith. It is not known when, how, or why, but we think it was him trying to become perfect and abandoning his sins. Of course, this didn't do anything, and Sisyphus remained imperfect. 
Some also say that he himself invented corn just to build an entire city out of corn. 
None of these myths are proven, however historians are digging up remains of what appears to be a lot of corn in Greece.
= Timeline =
1422 - Sisyphus was born
1326 - Sisyphus found that he liked bananas
180 BCE - Sisyphus became a mountain climber
1974 - Sisyphus accidentally fell off of a mountain and got stuck
2086 - Sisyphus ran out of bananas and went to get more
2087 - Sisyphus died in the middle of Walmart
???? - Sisyphus met with god
3200 BCE - Started pushing a rock up a hill forever
== See also ==
* Infinite Loop
* Recursion
Category:Greek people
Category:Greek historical figures
Category:Rocks
Six-party talks

The Six-Party talks is a planned party for the Bad Korea, the Good Korea, the Complaining neighbour, the Imperialists, some Kung-fu masters and a few communists that didn't emerged after several failed discussions. Basically, there was no party since the US imperialist at the party found some uranium in his teapot and blamed Bad Korea for putting it in, which North Korea denies. 
==Talks==
===First talks===
Agreed for more talks.
===Second talks===
Agreed to hold more talks.
===Third talks===
A meaningless agreement for more talks.
===Fourth talks===
The people start arguing on who put the whoopee cushion on the Chinese seats, and blasting stupid K-pop music which disrupts the talks. Still agreed for more talks.
===Fifth talks===
More talking and discussions.
===Seventh talks===
Bad Korea was caught trying to smuggle some uranium out of the room, and'faked satellite images' revealed that North Korea has no intention to denuclearise but to delay it further. Talks break down, and people started fighting. At least no casualties reported.
==See also==
Six Feet Under

Six Feet Under (June 3, 2001 - August 21, 2005) was an HBO TV show created by Alan Ball (May 13, 1957 -). The show was about two brothers running a funeral home in Los Angeles (May 23, 1835 -), but since True Blood was created, no one even remembers that. All people seem to remember about the show is that one of the main characters was a Kurt Cobain (February 20, 1967 – April 5, 1994) fan, and the other was Michael C. Hall (February 1, 1971 -). Was this intro good enough in your opinion? Be sure to leave us a message at this article's talk page so that we can totally ignore your opinions.
What was the big fucking deal about Six Feet Under, anyway? It had very bigger-than-life characters, of course, and Kathy Bates (June 28, 1948 -) as both directress & actress, but what was that extra thing which made it such a fucking legend? Well, it was a TV show, rather than a human being. If it had been a human being, named Six, with the middle name Feet and the last name Under, and it would have been dead, then the article had to use the word was rather than is. But since it's a TV show, we can use the word is. But we are using the word was, to demonstrate how lame it always was, reading all those dead people articles with was in them.
Was that intro clear enough? Fuck you, I'll let my brother David continue then.
==Hello... I'm David Fisher.==
Was can actually be a very disturbing word, when starting an article about a deceased person. For example, if I wanted to tell you all about Sean Connery, who has passed away last week, I'm not sure I would say "Sir Sean Connery was the greatest James Bond ever". Or even "Sean Connery was a Sir who has played James Bond better than anyone else". Because Sean Connery is still a Sir, and he is still the best James Bond. And unless Christian Bale gets the part, and/or the Queen discovers that Sean raped her in her sleep at some point, he will remain that way forever. So the word was is logically the wrong choice for the sentence.
It doesn't matter that someone is dead. Their soul is eternal. And if you don't believe in souls, then at the very least, you must agree that the Uncyclopedia article written about them is eternal. No one is ever was. It's such a horrible word to describe the essence of a person.
==Six Feet Under (article)==
(November 7, 2020 -)
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Six Nations

The Six Nations annual international Rugby competition, representing the six teams of the Iroquois Confederacy, was first held on a reservation near Brantford, Ontario.
The Seneca tribe won the competition in 2005, after a "friendly match" which involved not only defeating their Beothuk opponents but also completely annihilating the entire Beothuk race.
== It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye: then it's a sport! ==
Known for the ruthless fighting tactics of their red-skinned warriors, the six European sides were forced to establish themselves in the New World after the rugby tradition of scalping opponents and burning them alive after a successful match began to put even traditional European soccer fans a little ill-at-ease.
Teams of the Six Nations Confederacy
Team Name 	Iroquoian Tribe	Slogan 	Original franchise location
Washington Redskins	Seneca 	People of the Great Hill 	Wales
Cleveland Indians 	Cayuga 	People of the Great Swamp 	Italy
Atlanta Braves 	Onondaga 	People of the Hills 	Scotland
Chicago Blackhawks 	Oneida 	People of the Upright Wood	France
Niagara Mohawks 	Mohawk 	People of the Flint 	England
Kansas City Chiefs 	Tuscarora 	Shirt-Wearing People 	Ireland
== The six nations ==
thumb|A Well-Known Six Nations chieftain
Haudenosaunee, the League of Peace and Power, is a group of tribes of Native Americans led by the powerful tribe-folk of Niagara Mohawk. Originally based in pre-revolutionary upstate New York, they now occupy territory in Ontario, Quebec and New York but have been unable to find enough step-up transformers to be able to convert US 480-volt power into Canadian 600 volts.
"6 Nations" is a major rugby event that takes place every non-leap year with an estimated 59,000 international rugby teams engaged in brutal competition in an attempt to win a Wooden Spoon or a seven-foot wampum belt from the days before the original American currency of mussel-shell beads had been debased by diluting it with Enron stock and ImClone options.
Inexplicably, the event is always won by the team from Luxembourg, much to the chagrin of Dallas Cowboys fans who dare not even enter the stadium for fear of losing their scalps to vicious tribes of savage corporate head-hunters under the leadership of Chief Jeep Grand Cherokee. Go figure.
== Wikipedia links ==
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== See also ==
* Birmingham Niggers
* Johnny Wilkinson
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Category:Football
Category:Sports
Skegness

==History==
Skegness is as shithole located somewhere in the north of England. Though currently adjacent to the sea, you wouldn’t be able to tell due to the shit weather. It probably has a rating of 0.0/5.0 on any website depressing enough to acknowledge it as worth visiting.
Unfortunately, it still exists.
Skegness has a population of around 19,000, mostly related to each other. That is in everyone’s opinion, 19,000 too many.
It is also home to the not at all well known “Skeg Ness Monster”.
Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.
==Awards==
Skegness is the current and, for that matter, only winner of the prestigious National Shithole Award.
Skegness first won the award in 1983 and has since gone on a record-breaking title-streak. The town is hoping to defend its title in 2022.... for the 39th time.
Skeptic's Annotated Santa/button

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