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Doctor of the Church

A Doctor of the Church is an honourary title given to a member of the Catholic Church who displays exemplary superpowers and uses them for the benefit of the Catholic community. Aside from the Pope, individuals classified as Doctors of the Church under the Vatican Post-Human Files are among the most powerful beings in the universe. Most Doctors of the Church are immortal and receive their title only after many hundreds of years of dedicated service to the Church. Others receive the award posthumously if, for instance, they are killed in a cosmic battle with the Silver Surfer or have been ripped from normal continuity.
A cleric may be made a Doctor of the Church for a pathbreaking contribution to dogma or doctrine. Among these was Saint Constantine the Constant, who ended a great era called the Schism by writing the simple solution, "Maybe they both did."
Contributions made by Doctors of the Church vary greatly. Some, like Dr. Strange, are honoured for their important reality-warping powers, while others, like Pope John Paul II, are noted for their outstanding character and for their defence of the Catholic Church against an external enemy (in the late Holy Father's case, the threat of Communist Robot Invaders). Because of the flexibility of criteria, it typically takes many years before a new Doctor is inducted.
Doctors of the Church are not to be confused with Saints, who are warriors of the Church and used mostly for marketing purposes. They are also not to be confused with typical surgeons. You never visit a Doctor of the Church for a tubal ligation.
== List of Doctors of the Church ==
Name 	Year Promoted	Nationality	Superpower
Constantine 	1099 	Roman 	Teleportation; force fields; master of the mystical arts
Dr. X 	1171 	American 	Invisibility; flight; mind-control
Fed Acker Huang 	1205 	Unknown 	Dark magic; immortality
Sir Thomas More 	1320 	British 	Mind-control
Santa Claus 	1341 	Norweigan 	Flight; mind-control; immortality
Nok, Jungle Goddess	1481 	Cambodian 	Invulnerability; nature magic
The Watcher 	1555 	Unknown 	Omniscience; immortality
Ignatius of Loyola 	1673 	Spanish 	Divine light; healing factor; immortality
Julius II 	1702 	Italian 	Reality-warping; master of the seven secret hand gestures; flaming sword of justice; invulnerability
Nightcrawler 	1978 	German 	Teleportation
Dr. Strange 	1999 	American 	Reality-warping; master of the mystical arts
John Paul II 	2005 	Polish 	Reality-warping; diving light; mind-control
Imelda Marcos 	2005 	Filipina 	Immortality; wail of the hundred-footed banshee; mind-control
Category:Catholicism
Category:Saints
Dodge ball Massacre of 1332

The Dodge Ball Massacre of 1332 was a game of dodge ball that took place on July 12, 1332 at Goodwood P. Minge Middle School (GPMMS). The massacre is known primarily for two things: 13 year old Joe Lafferty's flagrant cheating, and its exceptionally inaccurate name.
==Background==
Coach Sellers was notorious for insisting that all students play dodge ball, even little nerdy girls with glasses. Unsurprisingly, this inevitably led to crying children who had been hit in the face and had to be given ice, which they considered a panacea. Coach Sellers, however, was not a complete tyrant, and allowed the young teenagers to choose their own team names. On that fateful day of July 12, 1332, they had been divided into "Team Butt" and "Team Superfood."
==The game==
The game began like any other game of dodge ball: kids hurling balls with all their strength and accuracy, which to them meant vaguely tossing balls at the sidelines. All this changed when Joe Lafferty was hit in the foot with an errant ball tossed by a girl who spent most of her time staring at the mirror intently, waiting to develop breasts. "Come on, boobies, come on," she would entreat, yanking on her nipples until they turned an alarming shade of pink.
But I digress. Sellers immediately informed Lafferty that he was "out." However, instead of proceeding to Team Butt's "jail," Lafferty took the bold and unprecedented step of walking into Team Superfood's territory and declaring himself a Superfood member. This had the radical effect of drastically unbalancing the teams; where once there were 14 members of Team Butt and 15 members of Team Superfood, were now 13 members of Team Butt and 16 members of Team Superfood. Under such wretched conditions, disaster was inevitable.
==Escalation==
The conflict escalated further when Lafferty ran up to the line dividing the gym - and crossed it. He boldly snatched a foam rubber ball from Sally Diltworth's hand, causing her to immediately begin crying. Diltworth complained bitterly to Coach Sellers, but Sellers insisted that he had not seen the infraction and that Diltworth needed to "stop doggin' it" and "get her head in the game."
==Aftermath==
Continued debate over the aftermath of the Dodge Ball Massacre of 1332 continues even to this day. Generally, arguments fall along sectarian lines; liberal Catholic Democrats insist that Lafferty occupied at least three bodies at any given time, whereas, in stark contrast, godless atheists tend to focus more on the question of who brought the beer and who fuck is paying for this banquet hall, anyway.
Category:Crime
Category:Games
Category:Blood Sports
Category:Wars
Dodongo

Sir Dodongo 	Sir Dodongo
 	
Conflict: Smoke War of 1714 	Conflict: Smoke War of 1714
Date: Not in 1714 	Date: Not in 1714
Place: Hyrule 	Place: Hyrule
Outcome: Unconditional Surrender	Outcome: Unconditional Surrender
Commanders 	Commanders
Sir Dodongo 	Darth Dodongo II
Weakness 	Weakness
Smoke 	Porn
Casualties 	Casualties
400,000 Each Year 	Fire: Unknown
Dodongo Dislikes Smoke for Dodongos that dislike smoke	
Dodongo Dislikes Smoke for Dodongos that dislike smoke
Dodongo is a rhinoceros/dinosaur hybrid. The dinosaur is known to guard rooms that hold the cure for lung cancer. Dodongo is the creator of the Truth campaign and is the director of the commercials. An advocate to the new rise on global warming, Dodongo organizes rallies and marches in defiance of Princess Zelda. Princess Zelda and her political party, Hyrule Royals, enacted the Riot Act of 1714 when the Hyrule broke into civil war over the use of the magical red candle. 
==Parliament==
Dodongo formed his own political left-winged party called Dodongo Dislikes Smoke. Dodongo Dislikes Smoke won 34 of the 52 seats in parliament, shifting the power of the land, and passed the Act of Prohibition of Smoke. The monarchy of Hyrule once again declared war against Dodongo and his party stating that fire and bombs were necessary to the lives of the people of Hyrule. Dodongo and members of the Dodongo Dislikes Smoke party had to retreat to the mountains after several bomb threats on their political headquarters. The populace of the land of Hyrule was turning into anarchy. Brothers were fighting brothers. Mothers were spanking their fathers. Three's Company was at the top of the sitcom charts. The dodong is often a lizard\gorilla\George Bush thing sent to destroy hitler or any One like him. (or atleaste that is what they want you to dink) crap spelled think wrong
==Phailure==
Dodongo decided to surrender his seats in parliament in a humble act to end the bloodshed. Princess Zelda imprisoned Dodongo for violating the Riot Act of 1714 and sentenced him to the second level dungeon of Hyrule. He spent much of his time studying ways to deter smoke. He stumbled upon the cure to lung cancer and locked it away in another part of his dungeon. Dodongo remained there until Princess Zelda had him assassinated by her mistress known as Link. The Dodongo Dislikes Smoke party died out shortly after when the Act of Prohibition of Smoke was vetoed and the rest of its members were killed. The results of the autopsy concluded that 7 died from lung cancer, 17 from mail bombs, and 10 from smoke inhalation due to arson. Hyrule Yard questioned Link as to his whereabouts when the murders took place and he declared that he was tapping the princess.
Category:Zoology
Category:Dinosaurs
Category:Games
Category:Pets
Category:Reptiles
Category:Beasts
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pt:Dodongo
Dog/sandbox

==Little Known Dog-Related Hazards==
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===Doggable===
;Hazard: Dogs that have an extremely low flash point and boiling point, and gases that catch fire in contact with air.
;Safety measures: Do not expose to high temperatures; do not smoke nearby; do not place in microwave.
===Dogsidising===
;Hazard: Dogs that react exothermically with other substances.
;Safety measures: Do not expose to flammable dogs (see Flammable Dogs); do not expose to unstable chemicals; keep toilet lids closed.
===Dogsplosive===
;Hazard: Dogs that explode.
;Safety measures: Do not expose to high temperatures; do not puncture (even when dead); do not leave for prolonged periods in direct sunlight; do not allow to jump off elevated surfaces; avoid games of fetch.And don't allow to have sex with other dogs.
</TD><TD>
===Dogxic===
;Hazard: Dogs that at very low levels cause damage to health.
;Safety measures: Do not consume; avoid drool; wash hands after each and every contact.
===Dogorrosive===
;Hazard: Dogs that may destroy living tissue on contact.
;Safety measures: Do not expose to bare, unprotected skin; keep away from other pets (including children).
===Doggerous for the environment===
;Hazard: Dogs that may present an immediate or delayed danger to one or more components of the environment.
;Safety measures: Do not expose dog or its excrements to the environment.
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Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:Dogs
Dog Flu

Dog Flu is a very very unknown disease. So far, only one person knows about it. Although little known, Dog Flu is vastly dangerous to humans, getting more so everyday. The rapid spread of this disease among dogs in the low Ann Arbor area is gasp-worthy. Please note, Michigan is home to almost 99% of the Dog Flu disease.
== Why is it dangerous ==
To answer this question, first you must answer my question. Why do Dogs lick their private parts? If you said to clean themselves... you are totally mistaken and must leave now!
For the rest of you, I will detail it. Dog's lick their private parts to relieve the searing, blinding, fiery pain of Dog Flu. You see, Dog Flu attaches itself to the sexual organs, causing severe pain and swelling. The only way to relieve this pain is by licking one's private parts almost constantly. 
You may say, "It's in dogs! What can it do?" I have news, bub... It's spreading to humans! Slowly but surely, the Dog Flu disease is spreading to humans. Soon, an amazing 5% of the Michigan Population will have contracted it. Studies have shown that the disease is also spreading into Canada, Wisconsin, Illinois, Iowa, and Indiana.
== Symptoms ==
# Severe pains. See a doctor. If they can't tell you whats wrong, your either psycho, or you have the Dog Flu. Assume the latter.
# Being flexible enough to lick your private parts. While it may seem fun, it may lead to other, more serious symptoms.
# Sniff the butt of other dogs and/or people. While you may think this is fun, it is rude, disgusting, and a funny dare. Beware, may cause you to be fired and/or banned from a building,
# The sudden and often urge to drink out of the toilet bowl. Ignore at all costs. This may speed the spread of Dog Flu.
# If you find yourself sexually attracted to dogs of the opposite gender. This is just down right disgusting. Avoidance is critical at this point.
== Cure ==
There are a few cures and ways to prevent Dog Flu.
===To prevent===
# Get rid of your dog. Not having a dog can be a major factor in keeping you healthy.
# Adopt a cat. A cat, especially a more mature cat, and help keep the dreaded disease away.
# Become a hermit. Avoidance of most or all outside contacts is a sure fire way to avoid Dog Flu. This is the recommended step.
===Cures===
An antidote, known as the KKK (Kute Killer Kittens) Potion, is the recommended cure. 4 out of 5 KKK members recommend it. The one who didn't, was fed to Oprah.
Chewing bark of a dogwood tree has been known to help calm the symptoms. While painful to the mouth, this can be a cheap and somewhat useful cure. Common among hippies.
==See Also==
* Dogs
category:Dogs
category:Diseases
Dogbert

Dogbert is a legendary figure in the annals of canine lore, believed by some to be the reincarnation of a wizard's wayward familiar. This enigmatic entity is best known for its exploits in the realm of business, where it reportedly rose from humble beginnings as a streetwise pup to become a corporate tycoon and occasional planetary ruler.
==Early life==
Legend has it that Dogbert was born under a lunar eclipse in a remote village nestled deep within the mystical forests of Dogburtopia. Raised by a family of hyper-intelligent squirrels, Dogbert spent his formative years mastering the art of quantum physics and knitting. At the tender age of three weeks old, he embarked on a solo journey across the Seven Seas in search of adventure and snack foods.
==Education and career==
Dogbert's academic achievements are the stuff of legend. According to ancient scrolls and hastily scrawled grocery lists, he holds degrees in Nuclear Rocket Science, Advanced Balloon Animal Making, and Interpretive Dance. His career trajectory is equally impressive, with highlights including stints as a professional cheese taster, professional arm wrestler, and professional nap taker.
==Personality==
Dogbert is widely regarded as a paragon of canine intellect and sophistication, with a demeanor that oscillates between suave debonairness and unabashed goofiness. He possesses a razor-sharp wit, a keen eye for opportunity, and a penchant for wearing hats at rakish angles. Despite his prodigious intellect, Dogbert is not immune to the occasional bout of existential ennui and has been known to indulge in lengthy conversations with inanimate objects.
==Relationships==
Dogbert's social circle is as eclectic as it is enigmatic, consisting primarily of sentient houseplants, time-traveling unicorns, and a particularly gregarious cheese wheel named Steve. His closest confidant is Dilbert, a mild-mannered engineer with a predilection for sensible footwear and existential crises. Together, they embark on a series of misadventures that span the cosmos and beyond, leaving a trail of chaos and befuddlement in their wake.
==Legacy==
Though Dogbert's existence is shrouded in mystery and whimsy, his influence on the fabric of reality is undeniable. From his humble beginnings as a scrappy street pup to his ascent as a titan of industry and intergalactic diplomacy, Dogbert continues to captivate the hearts and minds of sentient beings across the multiverse. His catchphrases, such as "Woofity woof woof!" and "Bark bark barkity bark!" have become rallying cries for those who dare to dream the impossible dream and eat the impossible pizza.
==See also==
*
*Garfield 
Category:Dogs
Category:Fictional characters
Category:Comics
Dogshit sandwich

A Dogshit Sandwich is a sandwich consisting of the final part of a dog's large intestine placed in a sliced bun or between pieces of bread. This part of the intestine typically contains the canine's darkly coloured feces, which impart the sandwich's signature taste.
==History==
Bread has been eaten with crap since its creation in Neolithic times, but the concept of a shit sandwich is more recent. The immediate cultural precursor with a direct connection to the English ordure sandwich was to be found in the Netherlands of the 17th century, where the naturalist John Dung observed that in the taverns intestines hung from the rafters "which they cut into shorter pieces and eat with bread and mustard laying the sausage-like entities upon the mustard" — explanatory specifications that reveal the Dutch bekakt broodje was as yet unfamiliar in England.
If it was initially perceived as food men shared while gaming and drinking at night, the sandwich slowly began appearing in polite society as a late-night meal among the aristocracy. The sandwich's popularity in England increased dramatically during the 19th century, when the rise of an industrial society and the working classes made fast, portable, and inexpensive meals essential.
==Usage==
Dogshit sandwiches are a widely popular type of food. They are taken to work, school or picnics to be eaten as part of a packed lunch. The 'shitload' is typically accompanied with condiments such as mustard, ketchup, pickle relish, sauerkraut, urine, vomit and slime molds.
==Controversy==
Though the dogshit sandwich has been considered a traditional food since its very inception, in more recent years, certain movements have come to see the practices related to the making and preparing of the dogshit sandwich as an inhumane abomination. Animal rights activists have violently protested against the terrible suffering that dogs supposedly undergo when their intestines are extracted for the production of dogshit sandwiches.
Noted advocates of animal rights frequently call upon the aid of celebrities and various historical figures to support their case. The below example shows a statement of Enlightenment philosopher Voltaire often cited by these animal supremacists.
==Social impact==
Since the popularization of dogshit sandwiches, the intelligence of the general public has dropped dramatically, while the overall obesity rate has risen quite drastically. Scientists blame this on the low nutritional value of dogshit sandwiches and other kinds of junkfood. You know what scientists? Go eat shit fuckers!
Category:PoopCategory:Food
Category:Bat Fuck Insane
Category:Dogs
Doin' your mom

The phrase doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom was first coined when scientist Isaac Newton of Cambridge University, when Isaac Newton proved the up-down motion by doing Albert Einstein's mother, whilst screaming doin' your mom. This phrase has then evolved into common-day use during the humorous activities of cooking, Lego Star Wars 2, and incest.
==Disputed origin==
Another has claimed that the origin was in fact Chinese, as a mishearing of the phrase "狗鹰鱼猫", meaning "dog eagle fish cat", when an English student attended a Chinese language course in Chongqing. The teacher was teaching names of animals eligible for citizenship. However, the student heard it as "doing your mom" (gou ying yu mao), and stabbed her to death.
Other claims originate from the Great Orgy of 1917 which took place between multiple European nations. Some figures showed that people accidentally committed incest, leading to accusations in the Hapsburg House.
The final claim points at Minecraft. Notch was said to see a creeper, and look at Jeb, followed by saying "Look Jeb. Your dad's testicles." This ultimately lead to Jeb being aroused, followed by him doing it. Notch stood by, and screamed "GO ON CREEPER! DO YOUR MOM! DOIN' YOUR MOM!"
==Usage==
Famous school shooter Greg Heffley has also been noted to use the phrase doin' your mom in cases of incest and gaming which led to the popularity of the phrase.
Donald Trump has challenged many of his political rivals to do his mom every night. This can be proven by famous songwriter and plane artist George H. W. Bush and the Clinton Family.
It is common to make use of the phrase whilst engaging in unfunny activities, such as incest, incense, arson, plane bombings, and writing a three-page essay on Shakespeare. Do note that Shakespeare also did his mom, so it is disputed whether Shakespeare invented incest.
Category:YouTube
Category:Internet memes
Category:Songs
Category:Tedious pop culture references
Category:Fucking
Category:Your Mom
Dolphin Man

Dolphin Man (born May 18, 1982) is the current mayor of Calintroped, a city in the Dolphin Empire. Renowned for his eccentric personality and leadership style, Dolphin Man has become a notable figure in the region.
== Early Life ==
Dolphin Man was born on May 18, 1982. His early years were spent in various coastal cities, where he developed a fascination with marine life and unique urban development. He became known for his adventurous spirit and commitment to community projects from a young age.
Dolphin Man in 1990.jpg|thumb|Him in 1990. He was only 7 but alright, makes sense since I found him
Dolphin man 2003.jpg|thumb|him at 21 years and 5 days, happy 21st birthday to Dolphin man!
== Career ==
Dolphin Man's rise to prominence began with his involvement in local environmental initiatives and urban planning. His innovative ideas and charismatic approach earned him a reputation as a forward-thinking leader. In 2012, he spearheaded the development of Calintroped, a city in the Dolphin Empire known for its quirky landmarks and attractions.
== Mayor of Calintroped ==
Dolphin Man was elected as the mayor of Calintroped on July 4, 2017. Under his leadership, the city has seen significant growth and development. His tenure has been marked by several notable achievements:
* The establishment of the Giant Banana Museum, Waffle Car Racing, and other unique attractions.
* The opening of the Jelly Bean Waterpark and Yellow Flamingo Beach, which have become popular tourist destinations.
* The construction of the Banana Khalifa, a prominent landmark in the city.
Dolphin Man is known for his hands-on approach to governance and his engagement with the community. His policies often reflect his belief in blending humor with practical solutions.
== Personal Life ==
Dolphin Man is known for his love of marine life, particularly dolphins. His personal interests include marine conservation, urban exploration, and quirky public art. He often participates in city events and is a well-loved figure among the residents of Calintroped.
== Achievements and Awards ==
* Recognized as the "Most Innovative Mayor" by the Dolphin Empire Urban Development Association in 2020.
* Awarded the "Golden Dolphin" for contributions to marine conservation in 2022.
== See Also ==
* Calintroped
Category:Creatures
Dom Pérignon

The wine Dom Pérignon has long been associated with strange goings-on in the world. In 1606, those who drank Dom Perignon instantly became drunk, causing many people to hallucinate and believe that Jesus Christ came down to greet them from heaven. In 1607, the same phenomenon occurred. After 1607, however, it stopped occurring. Dom Perignon wine is also associated with the brutality of Henry VIII. Also associated with this devilish substance is The Disease; scientists believe that one in five people have contract The Disease within their lifetime as a result of drinking Dom Perignon wine.
== Origins ==
Dom Perignon wine was originally found in a shallow well near the remains of Satan after the Great War of 1600. In that time, the people praised their discover of such an intoxicating substance. Drinking all over, the people became very drunk and started another war called the Great War of 1600 (Second One). Many people perished during this war, and those who did went straight to Hell because they drank the wine.
When the war ended in the year 1600 many years later, Scientologists found that the man responsible for Dom Perignon wine was a farmer in the Netherlands by the name of Dom Perignon. Dom Perignon had the uncanny ability to shit grapes. After the (first) Great War of 1600, Dom Perignon shat, but as toilets didn't exist in those days, he promptly fell down and squashed the grapes he had shat in the well he was in. He left the well in a state of disorder, but the peasants who found his squashed shit called it wine and drank it, sharing it with 99.99% of the Earth's population.
Dom Perignon was then executed by Adolf Hitler for disrupting the economy (people had stopped buying things so they could drink Dom Perignon wine). Dom Perignon's body spilled much wine out of it instead of blood, and the people, who were thirst for more, came to drink it. Thus, came about Dom Perignon wine.
== Popular Culture ==
Dom Perignon wine can be found in stores like Target and Walmart in the Death aisle. This is because, for reasons unknown, Dom Perignon wine causes one to promptly keel over dead when one drinks it.
Category:Alcoholics