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EVIL DOGGTRIX RETURNS!

A man is walking down the street, alone and tired. As he's going to his house after a party, he hears a rummaging sound and walks towards it, the man is shocked to see a dog, a yellowish dog that is about 5ft tall and 6ft long. The dog walks towards him, and whimpers. EVIL DOGGTRIX is about to have his next victim.
THIS JUST FUCKIN' IN ON NEWS 69
A MAN WAS FOUND DEAD WITHOUT A HEAD AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE, ALL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD MUST STAY INSIDE OR GET KILLED BY THE MONSTER.
A boy playing in his yard 3 weeks later sees a dog in the woods. He goes over to it and the dog barks happily. The kid walks back to his house with the dog and they have a rave party, the boy is the only known victim to survive an EVIL DOGGTRIX attack.
EVIL DOGGTRIX KILLS 7
A group of teenagers are dead after finding a dog and trying to piss on it, the teenagers have been causing trouble around the neighborhood and have been breaking, TPing, egging and spray painting, and pissing on peoples items and houses. When they tried to piss on the dog, he bit off one of their heads and then shot lasers at the rest, frying them, their bodies have been sent away for research. The creature is yet to be stopped.
MORE VICTIMS TAKEN BY EVIL DOGGTRIX
A group of monster hunters attempted to kill EVIL DOGGTRIX, they took on the creature with high powered explosives and M16s. The group and EVIL DOGGTRIX were in a shoot-out for 3 hours until EVIL DOGGTRIX flew into the air and shot them all with a minigun, leaving nobody alive.
After looking over the evidence, I was shocked to see that there was hardly any. DOGTRIXX is a force to be reckoned with, he even tried to attack me once, he came into my house and I shot him but he escaped, I put up video cameras around my house, he has killed everyone in the world except me because I'm so special and I'm the main character so everything revolves around me. I'll be investigating more and hnjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjmjm nhjbfg jknx,m nb/ .,xmnb.
He's dead, Jim.
signed,
EVIL DOGGTRIX.
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EVIL KERMIXXX

EVIL KERMIXXX IS AN EVL VERSIN OF KERMIX. HE IS EVLER TAN PATRIX. IF U ENCONTR HIM IN AN ALYWAY DOIN TAT FACEE, RUN. JSUT RUN. HE WILL KILL YOU IFR YOU MAKE EYE CONYACT WITH HIM . HE KILD EVL PATRIX 7378387 TIEMS. HE'S BEHIND ME!NM ,DSJHWDHJEBWHBJDFFDDF FJHBSCADGHShsvdvcx bn cnxvc n.
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EVIL KERMIXXX 2.0

EVIL KERMIXXX 2.0 IS A MURE POERFUL VISION OF EVIL KERMIXXX THAT WAS CRETED BY EVIL PATRIXXX BUT KERMIXX KEELD HIM BUT HIS GOST STILL HANTS HIM.
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EVIL KOOLAID MAN!!!

One day I was sitting in my house and I was really thirsty. I didn't have anything to drink in the fridge because I was a dummy. Then I got an idea. I screamed "HEY KOOLAID!!!!" at the top of my lungs. All of a sudden, the Kool-Aid Man came crashing through my wall and he said "OH YEEEAAAH!!!" but with an EVIL DEMONIC VOICE!!! But it was probably just a glitch. Real life was being pretty glitchy today. I hope they update it soon. ANYway, the giant pitcher of Kool-Aid spoke. He said "I AM EVIL SATAN DEMON BLOODY DEBBIL KOOL AID MAN!!! OH YEAH!! OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!". Another weird glitch. He poured me some Kool Aid out of his head. Looked like fruit punch flavor, but when I drank it, it was actually BLOOD!!! Not just any blood, but HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!!! And since this was real life, the blood was even MORE REALISTIC than real blood!!! HOLLY KRAPOLA!!! Before he left my house, he said "CAN I AXE YOU A QUESTION???" and then he HIT MY FOREHEAD WITH AN AXE AND I DIEDED!!!
The end...
Or was it???
When the Cool Ayde Mann was done sucking all my blood to give to the next poor unsuspecting fool as Fruit Punch, he left my hause. My bauhaus, that is. But I left the Tee Vee on and all of a sudden an episode of SploogeBorb came on!!! PATRIXXX saw my DED body dripping hyper super turbo charged mega realistic BLOOD straight from his side of the Tee Vee. He knew what he had to do. He jumped out of the Tee Vee, breaking the screen (Aww jeez at least it was a crappy TV but still) and using his magical undersea powers, he brought me back to life. He said not to tell EVIL PATRIXXX!!! (Lightning strike and a little girl screaming in the background) or else he would kill me!!! So he jumped back into the TeeVee and magically it was working again. But the day wasn't saved... because EBIL SAYTAN 666 Cool Aideee Mann was still at large... and PATRIXXX the underwater savior couldn't save everyone.... There could still be so many dead people dripping REALISTIX blood out there just because they just wanted a Kool Ade... )-;
SEVERAL YEARS LATER...
I was watching some news when I heard that EBIL KREPPY KOOLAID had been arrested 4 lyfe dawg... I thought this meant I could get kool add the safe way since there's only the REAL kool aid Mann out there now... Oh how wrong I was. I shouted "HAY KOOL AID!!!" But instead of KOOLAID man, A SKELETON POPPED OUT THEOUGH MY WALL AND SAID THIS:
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH WHO LIVES IN A PI- Oops wrong OOOOH. I meant to say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAASASAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
AND IT AOUNDED TEN MILLION TIMES MORE DEMONIC THAN WHEN DEBBIL KOOLAID SAID IT!!!!!!! Even the part where he screwed up his line!!!!
To be continued... AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
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EVIL PATRIXCKS POKEMAN GAMEZ.exe

I GOIN ON ITERNET TO FINED GAMEZ AND I FINDED ONE NAMES "EVIL PATRIXCKS POKEMAN GAMEZ.EXE" AN I PLAEY IT PATRIXCKS KILL SPONGEBOB SQUIDWARD AND EVIL PATRIXXX AND HE KEEL THE SCREEN HE CAME OUT OF SCREAN AND KEEL MAH FAMILE AN HE TRY KILIN ME WIT BUZSAW AN FAIL AN I KIL HIM WIT NIFE AN HE DED BUT THAT UN WAS A FAEK
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EVIL PATRIXXX Escapes Federal Custody

"IM HAVING A BABY!!!!" yelled EVIL PATRIXXX as he was sitting in the electric chair. "OH SHIT, GET HIM TO THE MEDBAY!" said the guard. Nobody was smart enough to realize that EVIL PATRIXXX was a guy, so he could not get pregnant. 
When he was whelled to the medbay in a streacher, he stabbed the doctor in the neck with a scalple. Blood was spurtinout, it was flooding the room, just a hole fucking mess. While this shitshow was goin on, PATRIXXX snuck out of the room. 
He snuck into the armory and stole a 9mm pistol, a 12 gauge shotgun, and an ak47. He then walked out and started blastin the guards. He played so much Call Of Duty™ Warzone that he was great at aiming. After killing more guards, he was approched by Robocop. He was a secret goverment experement by the American National Attack Legion, and he was going for PATRIXXX. PATRIXXX punched him once and he fucking exploded.
He kept going through the facility, and killing everything they threw at him, incudling penis bot, Jared Fogle, mecha godzilla, and penis bot 2. He was unstobbable.
Suddenly, he saw Joe Biden. He had a bazooka. Joe shot at PATRIXXX. PATRIXXX doged every bazooka shot, and took cover behind explosion proof wooden boxes. PATRIXXX knew he couldnt kill Joe Biden, because killing the president would get him in ever deeper shit than he already was in. PATRIXXX put down his guns and started to sing "Why cant we be friends" by War, and soon Biden was also singing it. PATRIXXX thought about his intire journey, and realized that everything bad that happened to him during it was because of his actions. 
Soon, the entire facility was singing the song, and Biden pardoned PATRIXXX, and payed for his new house. PATRIXXX walked into his new house, hearing the soilders singing the song. He was a changed Starfish.
== Epolouge ==
A week later, PATRIXXX was livin his best life. He was thinking of trolling kids on ROBLOX, but he didnt because that would be rude. He made himself some cereal, but the milk was expired. He then walked to the store to get milk. The cashire said "That would be $0.69 cents sir" PAXTRIXX thought about walking out, but didnt. He bought the milk and went home. The End.
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EVIL PATRIXXX IS KILLED ONCE AND FOR ALL AND... Oh wait no

EVIL PATRIXXX was eating his sandwich, his ordinary lunch food while some guy "Superguy163" was watching SpongeBob, so EVIL PATRIXXX! decided to scare the crappy out of him. He went to Superguy163's TV and said " BOOGIDY BOOGIDY BOO!" and scared Superguy163 away. So he put it on Trollpasta Wiki for everyone to see, and it became a fame on the wiki.
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EVIL PATRIXXX JOINED ISIS

So basically the other day when I was eating at starbucks the Us military decided to check on Isis the other day when they found something strange in the sand. It appeared to be a pink man in a strange star shape. Because i was at the Us military bases at that time because I was at a school trip I knew who it must have been
EVIL pATRIXXX!
I tried to tell the Us military about who he was but they wouldn't listen because I was only 7 and teenagers are too young to have any say in combat situations. I knew they were right but I had to save the world becuase EVIL PATRIXXX is too strong for any of them so earlier that day I decided to break into the military base, being careful not to make any noise with my feet becuase there is a guard right in front of me. "this will show them for ignoring me" I thought out loud, as I quitely sneaked past the guard without so much of the merest of sounds.
I finally managed to get to the computer where all of the Us military things happened but Obama was there so I had to put on a really high voice and say "Obama, this is your wife and its' time for dinner"
"Okay honey" Obama said and went home, leaving the computer open for me to use. I went over to the computer and looked at the screen where there was Cctv looking at Isis bases and at one of them in a big pool of water was EVIL PATRIXXX. All of a sudden there was a loud sound that went a bit like "arrrrg" and all of a sudden EVIL PATRIXXX appeared infront of me all of a sudden but he was still on the computer screen, not there in real life.
I knew I was done for if I didnt move so I jumped out of the way before a missile flew out of the disk drive and blew up a door. "oh shit" I whispered to my self but the guard heard it and shouted "Who whispered 'oh shit'?" I said it was me and EVIL PATRIXXX will kill you if you don't move but he didn't move instead he shot me and EVIL PATRIXXX shot another missile and blew him up. "noo" I shouted so the guard got up and said "I'm sorry for shooting you" and I said "its ok" and then he died.
You will pay for this EVIL PATRIXXX I though but then he disappeared.
Later I got on a plane with a robot arm becuase the guard who shot me made my arm fell of so I got an robot one which has missiles and guns and lasers and swords on it. When the plane went over the Isis base I jumped out and landed on the Isis base with my arm becuase it's metal and doesn't take fall damage. "You will pay" I said and killed all of the terrorists and Isis and some women and children because they were probably going to die anyway but EVIL PATRIXXX got on a plane and flew away into the twin towers so I thought "phew he's dead" and went home.
But EVIL PATRIXXX didn't die and to this day he goes around to peoples houses at night and kills people
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EVIL PATRIXXX KEELS EVIL PATRIXXX WITH SAUDERING IRON TROLLOLOLOL

Let me tell you a story about Evil Patrick. He was so evil he TURNS INTO DA GRAAAAS AND CHOMPS ON MEDIOKRE ANIMAETED KARACTERS WITH DA BLUD AND DA EVIL AND DA LADDEH!!1
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EVIL PATRIXXX MINCRPA 1.9

I PLAY MINCRAP AN EVEL PATRIXX HEROBRINE TRIED TO KILL STEVEV AN FALI AN TURN INTO A CRPER AN BLO UP RELESIN SHOKWAV KILIN EVERBODY IN MINECRAP AN HE CAM OUT OF COMPOOPER AND KILL EVERTHING THAT EVER EXCISTED AND USE GIB FES ON ME KILIN ME AN I NO LONGR EXICST AN I STILL ALIEV TO KEEL PATRIXXX
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EVIL PATRIXXX Mordegard Glesgorv

THIS VIDEO WAS UPLOADED ON YOOTOOB BY A USER NAMED MILLZ123TAISLPOWERRR IT SAYS THAT THE VIDEO WAS REMOVED BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO VIEWED IT SEND THEIR POOP TO THE YOOTOOB STAFF ONE MAN SAW IT AND SURVIVED BUT HE POOPED IN HIS PANTS AND SHOUTED FOR 2 WEEKS BUT NO ONE DARED TO WATCH THE VIDEO BECAUSE IT WAS SO VERY SCARY AND NOW I SAW THE VIDEO AND POOPED IN MAH PANTS.
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EVIL PATRIXXX STRIKES BACK

ONE TIME I WAS WATCHING SPONGE BOB AND HAPPY APPY POPPED OUT OF THE SCREEN AND HE STAB ME AND GO BACK IN THE TV THEN I SAW EVIL PATRIXXX RIGHT BEHIND ME SO I LIEK TRIED GRABBING MY PISTOL AND LIEK SHOOTING HIM BUT HE NO GOT HURT AND THEN HE EAT MY HAND OFF LIEK SO SCARY THAN HE SHOVES ME INTO A PIT AND NOW I ON BOTTOM OF PIT WRITNG THIS O CRAP HE IS COMING DOW TO CUSH ME GAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA-
4ND 4 SK3L3T0N P0PP3D OUT 4ND I D13D
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EVIL PATRIXXX Says

My friend and I were on the Trollpasta Wiki. She was sharing her desktop for us to read funny stories together.
We were just vibing, reading stories for hours, and she went back to the homepage after we laughed ourselves stupid at this one dumb story that got rejected from Creepypasta for being too shitty. Suddenly, a huge red button appeared that said "Would you like to play a game?"
"What the fuck is this thing?" I remember her saying, and she clicked on it.
Something else popped up... it was EVIL PATRIXXX. He was in a box that said "EVIL PATRIXXX SAYS:"
"EVIL PATRIXXX says??" I said out loud. It sounded so stupid.
"Shh, wait, something's appearing..." my friend said, and then words appeared next to EVIL PATRIXXX. A strange sound played with the text. It sounded just like Patrick Star's voice actor, Bill Fagerbakke, but it seemed like it was AI generated... 
"EVIL PATRIXXX Says: Touch your nose!"
Laughing, we both did it, because my friend said she did, and I sort of automatically did it right after. Something else popped up.
"EVIL PATRIXXX Says: Stand up!" EVIL PATRIXXX said.
I didn't feel like getting up, but my brain made me. I jumped up out of my chair without realizing it.
I asked my friend if she stood up too. She said yes.
"EVIL PATRIXXX Says: Go to the kitchen and get a knife!"
I asked my friend if she was actually going to go, and she said yes, without a trace of sarcasm in her voice. I went to the kitchen too and grabbed a knife. When I got back, something else appeared, and I heard that dumb AI voice.
"EVIL PATRIXXX Says: Do it."
I called my friend's name, but all I heard was a stuttering sound, and a loud bang on the other end of her microphone, and also what sounded like heavy breathing.
I asked if she was okay. No response. The image of EVIL PATRIXXX became sinister, looking almost angry and demonic.
"EVIL PATRIXXX Says: You lose."
Then, I heard my friend laughing. She told me that I was an idiot for thinking that she'd stab herself with a knife. I laughed too, but then I looked down. I had stabbed myself with the knife by accident.
EVIL PATRIXXX smiled at me, with blood coming out of his eyes.
And this... is how I died.........
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EVIL PATRIXXX Sues McDonald's

EVIL PATRIXXX felt hungry. That was kinda odd, given how he's a god and all, and therefore doesn't really need to eat. But whatever, the time was right to begin a Search for Sustenance!(tm). And what better place to look than the legendary McDonald's, in all its fatty, greasy, slimy, nauseating, and artery-clogging glory? Thankfully, a clogged artery won't kill him, and will in fact make him even stronger!
He entered his local McDonald's franchise. The bystanders stood still, shocked by the sight of him. He approached the man at the counter.
"Hi, can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HYPER-REALISTIC JeffBurger with Slenderfries, EXE nuggets, and Cosby Cubes*?"
(*Do not ask what those are...)
The cashier looked at him, raising an eyebrow.
"We... don't have those." he regretfully informed the almighty EVIL PATRIXXX.
EVIL PATRIXXX was visibly offended. How could they not have such great delectable treats?
"...What?!"
"Alright listen, reject from Dan Aykroyd's Coneheads," the ill-mannered cashier started again, "I think you stepped into the wrong restaurant. Go harass Burger King or somethin."
That comment sealed the man's fate.
Beyond infuriated, EVIL PATRIXXX opened his mouth wide, unleashing a HYPER-REALISTIC EXE GOD KILLER DEATH BEAM that vaporized the cashier upon contact. Everybody looked on in horror. Well, almost everybody.
"Eugh, this is killing the mood." said a guy who was there on a date with his lost episode girlfriend, "Let's go, babe."
The manager emerged from the dark screaming: "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!"
EVIL PATRIXXX looked him in the eyes with all of the contempt of the universe and stuff beyond it. Outer space stuff, you know how it is.
"You're going to hear from my lawyer." he said.
And then a skeleton, who was EVIL PATRIXXX's lawyer, popped out. The ensuing legal matter lasted about a week, and the judge ruled in favor of EVIL PATRIXXX.
Fin.
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EVIL PATRIXXX THE MOVIE (In Worthless, Unaffordable, and Eye-Popping 3-D)

EVIL PATRIXXX THE MOVIE (In Worthless, Unaffordable, and Eye-Popping 3-D) is a movie, starring EVIL PATRIXXX, OUR RULER as the main character of dis' movie. This movie contains lots of overused Trollpasta and bad creepypasta story jokes, like "A SKELETON POPPED OUT," "WHO WAS PHONE," and "I WAS AN INTERN AT" and Hyper-realistic jokes. There is also a narrator to this story to, and he is bad at speaking grammar but he loves to spell wrong. Other famous people, like EVIL BOXXXY, EVIL KERMIXXX, and even Slenderman and Jeff The Killer star in this too.
==Plot==
In this movie, EVIL PATRIXXX finds out that the world is taken over by rotten bacon from the 219,123rd Dimension because their world is smelly and useless. They then decided to take over the FIRZT DIMENSHEEON (which is ours) for no damn reason. So, EVIL PATRIXXX and his group of the EVIL GROUPXXX fight together and go into big adventures. Lots of stupid stuff happens. It also includes Santa Claus getting thrown by a million toddlers in the air, getting hit in church bells, and skeletons popping up and dads stalking their daughter's boyfriend on phones. Together, they try to stop the bacon from taking over their EVIL WORLDXXX.
==Reason to make this==
This is a parody to all those EVIL (Item)XXX trollpastas and those other popular stupid creepypastas/trollpastas out there.
==Cast==
*EVIL PATRIXX as himself
*EVIL BOXXXY as herself
*EVIL KERMIXXX as himself
*Slenderman as himself
*Jeff the Killer as him/herself (I don't know what gender I dumb o3o)
*Rotton Bacon 1 as himself
*Rotton Bacon 2 as himself
*Rotton Bacon 3 as himself
*Rotton Bacon 4 as herself (oo la la a gurlz :3)
*Slendermare as (UNKNOWN)self
*GOOD PATRIXXX as himself
*EVERYONE ELSE AS THEMSELF
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EVIL PATRIXXX the hobo

EVIL PATRIXXX was living under a bridge after destroying his house with a lazer cannon in a blind rage. A woman with a baby in a stroller passes by, so he seizes the opertubity 
to get mons. "Spare change, spare change ma'm?" said EVIL PATRIXXX. "Ew no,fucking dirty ass hobo!" Said the woman. EVIL PATRIXXX proceded to kick the stroller into the atmosphere, and then shot the karen with a quad barrel minygun. Suddenly, he felt his stomach rumble. EVIL PATRIXXX then goes to the subway to try and get some food.
Afteer asking 15 people to buy him a meatball sub, he was starting to get desperate. He went inside the building, went into the back, and made it himself. "Hey, you can't do that!" said an employee who's girlfriend was probably fucking their gardener, Phillipe. "Well ur ugly!" said EVIL PATRIXXX. After that sick burn, the employee ran out of the building crying, and everyone clapped because that beta cuck was gone.
After his lunch, EVIL PATRIXXX went to take a piss in a bush, when another hobo tried to steal his box under the bridge! "HEY THATS MINE!" said EVIL PATRIXXX. "Not anymore." said the bitch ass hobo. So EVIL PATRIXXX then punched him in the face, but suddenly, the hobo got up! "You fool, I have been a hobo for so long, I am now a teir 3 homless bum! I can beat you in a fight!"
After an epic DBZ fight scene, EVIL PATRIXXX had to flee, the hobo was too powerful. After roaming the city for a while, he found a dumpster. He got in it, and took a nap. When he woke up, an emo kid was standing beside him! "I am cuckold the killer, and I-" before he could finish, EVIL PATRIXX ate him. EVIL PATRIXXX went to the public library to get his hentai fix. He seat up next to some 5 year olds playing minecraft, and went to town. "Sir, you can't do that here" said yhe librarian. "You need to leave!" EVIL PATRIXX then blew his load on her face, nocking her head clean off. He then left the library.
When he went back to the dumpster, a man was standing there.
"PATRIXXX, we need to talk."
TOO BE CONTINUED....
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