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Regicide

Regicide - not to be confused with Reggie's Side, Pesticide or Barack Obama - Is the process in which a King, Queen or another similar royal figure is executed by rule of another Monarch/Pig and or government/Small group of pigs.
==Research==
However, research - not to be confused with Rei's search, Rebirth or Barack Obama - has shown that as the rare species known as "Royallus Snoballus" Has shown a decrease in numbers, the amount of executions of this species or regicide - not to be confused with Reggie's Side, Pesticide or Barack Obama - (See what I did there?!) Has also decreased, increasing the rarity of the species and we believe you'll soon be seeing a heart-felt advert based around you giving/losing at gunpoint precious pounds/dollars/yen/Canadian Dollars/Euros/Imperial Credits/Pieces of Eight to the "Poor", "Impoverished", "Dying", "Aids-ridden", "Charles-Hounded", Royallus Snoballus so then an intrepid University Graduate can attend to this poor creatures needs from the comfort of a hotel somewhere in Eastern Europe - not to be confused with Eat your own poop, Greasen Your Rope or Barack Obama - And that is money well spent/lost at gunpoint.
==Christian==
A Christian - Not to be confused with Christ or Ian, Just imagine the two together maybe... Is a deadly creature and is not to be trusted, preferring to lurk around your doorway than in its so called "Church" but that's beside the point. If you should ever encounter such a remarkable being - not to be confused with Bean, Boing or Bong - then if you survive long enough to listen, you'll discover it speaks rather highly of the slaughtering of Monarchs/Kittens Because its a well known fact that Christians are strongly against modern society and you "damned youths" - not to be confused with Sooth, Tooth or Truth - so it's quite natural that they depise all Monarchs, after all God is the only true lord, except the internet: It's small, beautifully deformed sister that the family like to keep hidden in the cupboard whilst you're eating and they all cackle like witches as you gently sup at your odd tasting tomato soup and your vision goes blurry and...
==But I digress...==
We're veering off track. So let's resume our talk on The effect of Machines on Arnold Schwarzenegger. As you can clearly see from the imaginary flow chart, the birth rate has gone up (and then some) in recent years and as a direct result, there're more babies which is good for... someone or other I'm sure. This is not good, however, for the numerous wild Royals hidden carefully in the many grand palaces across the world: As each Baby becomes a Toddler - A popular step in growth, or so I'm told - It must pass a rite of Passage - Not to be confused with Assage, Sausage or Orphanage - Which involes it donning the ancient Battle armour Of its fore-fathers and charge into a fearsome battle with the "Royallus Snoballus" Involving incapacitating flurries of ancient kisses (From the Royallus of course), deadly tacky handbags and several small rattish animals adorned with fiery manes and a frightful yip to their mighty snouts.
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Relativism

According to relativism, Life, the Universe and Everything is relative. Relativism is the exact opposite of objectivism, another theory which says that everything is objective. However, the astute reader might have noticed that both of these theories are based on personal opinions. The only logical conclusion is that relativism is in fact, objectivism, which makes this article useless.
Some people believe that relativism has nothing to do with philosophy, and is, in reality an astronomic theory.
==The Origin of Relativism==
It is well known that relativism is old, but there are varying opinions on exactly how old it is. In fact there are also varying opinions on exactly how many varying opinions there are.
Some think that it was created by the sophists of ancient Greece, while there are others who believe it is even older than that, and others yet who are of the opinion that it was invented in more recent times.
==Theory of Relativity==
Supporters of the Young Relativism, or Relativity theory, state that it was formulated in 1915 by philosopher Albert Einstein, with his famous equation: E = mc^2 \,\!
However, due to the relative nature of relativity, this has often been misinterpreted as a physical formula, in which E indicates energy, m indicates mass and c indicates the speed of light, which is why Einstein was mistaken for a scientist.
In reality the letters in the formula could stand for something else, depending on the interpretation.
===Explanation of the Theory of Relativity (E = mc^2 \,\!)===
Obviously, each letter in the equation stands for something:
*E = Everything
*m = Mostly
*c = Comparative/Confrontable (Experts haven't been able to agree on what c stands for due to differing opinions).
Therefore, E = mc^2 \,\! means that Everything is mostly comparative/confrontable, squared. Why the squared? Because to confront or compare something, two differing views are necessary, and therefore c is multiplied by itsself. c cannot be added to itsself because the two different views are opposite, which means that we would have: E = m(c - c) \,\! which would become E = m0 \,\! or E = 0 \,\!, although this interpretation of the formula, Everything = Nothing has been accepted by some people. Neither can c be multiplied by 2, because, we would still end up with E = 0 \,\!.
m is in the formula because, since everything is relative, this means that some things may not be relative, it all depends on opinions.
==See also==
*Paul Feyerabend
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Remorse code

Remorse Code is similar to Morse Code except it conveys feelings of remorse using faces typed in rudimentary keyboards. 
==History==
It is believed that Remorse Code was invented when the famous Roman, Finton Morse, the discoveror of Morse Code, Nick Cave, and the turnip, emailed his good friend Freddius Rown, having slept with his wife Julius Caesar on 15th March, 44BC. 
Finton felt very guilty after having slept with Freddius's wife, who had been his trustworthy business partner before the Ides of March stabbing. Unbeknownst to both of them, the plan to kill Julius had been carried out due to their inability to foil a code about the plan. They emailed each other frequently using the Roman ScrollLock program about the intricacies of the code. However, Finton could not work on the code while he was racked with guilt, so he wrote an irrelevant email to Freddius attempting to confess his sins. This email was historically addressed "Morse :(" The email was so badly written that Freddius' puzzled reply came, "Morse, code?" When Finton replied, the phrase "RE: Morse :(, code?" was famously born.
==Usage over time==
The corruption of the term lead to what we see today. The frown face used in Finton's original subject line came to represent Morse's feelings at the time, thus giving us the word 'remorse' as a derivation from 'sad'. 
The great computer uncovering of 1666 (after a small fire in London burned down some buildings, leaving only old stone computers and your mum's rockhard meatloaf undamaged) lead to the discovery of an old stone computer in which only "R M rse C de" was visible on the old screen. The term Remorse Code was inferred from this; connected with the famous Finton & Freddius story, the legend of Remorse Code meaning sad symbols was born from this.
==Current usage==
Possibly the worst result to come from Finton's Remorse Code invention was Emos, who famously like to communicate solely in the " :( " form of the code. Whether this is because they like tradition or because they are just whiney fucks, is still being debated in Parliament House.
==Symbols in the code==
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This image is a message showing the most commonly used symbols in the Remorse code. This particular message reads: Are you serious? That makes me sad. So sad I'm crying, and angry too.
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Renowned Scientist

Are you looking for a career that's as glamorous as engineering?
:Do you crave the giddy thrills akin to chartered accountancy?
:Perhaps you envy the public acclaim and affection given to economists?
:One career offers all this, and with a salary comparable to top Hollywood stars!
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:Yes - SCIENCE!
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But wait! There's more!
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Become a scientist, and after mere decades of highly paid work and sexual adventure, you too could become a Renowned Scientist!
What is a Renowned Scientist?
It's a title awarded each decade by the Invisible College to a figure skilled in the art of Science! or Spelunking.
Categories include Most Taxpayers Money Spent Digging Holes in the Ground to Study Remote Stars, Most Small Animals Harmed (Physically or Psychologically) in the Production of Flawed Medicines, the always popular Swimwear Category, and of course, Most Self-Serving Appearances on Public Television!
Initiated in 1603 by Alfred Nobel's embittered half-brother Ian Nobel, the award confers a nasty faux-silver trophy, a postal order for £7, and of course world wide fame and glory!
Past recipients include the 3rd Viscount Trenchard and Erik von Daniken.
== Dave Trenchard, 3rd Viscount Trenchard ==
Renowned Scientist and Spelunker, Dave Trenchard was tutor to the young Thomas Babington Macaulay Jr. and discoverer of "Special" Forces.
It is also rumoured that he was involved in the assassination of Ludwig IX of Belgravia.
Trenchard was awarded the RS Prize for Confusing the Public for simultaneously proving that red wine causes and prevents cancer. 
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== Erik von Daniken ==
Renowned Scientist Erik von Daniken is perhaps the world's leading expert in the field of arbitrary meaningless furrows, a medical condition often contracted by South American science fiction fans!!!
It was his discovery that Internet fan fiction is 3.754 times more noxious than a standard Jeffrey Archer novel, and invented a new scale for measuring the harmful effects of bad writing. For example, a gay erotic Star Trek story measures 2.3 Kane and Abels on the von Daniken scale.
Curiously, the phrase "Renowned Scientist Erik von Daniken" appears nowhere else in the holy scriptures of the Interweb.
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Rent

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EVERYONE GETS AIDS AND DIES. THE END! 
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Rent was a 1975 blaxploitation film directed by Steven Spielberg and a prequel to "Rent 2." It is known for being one of the first in its genre and for its effective use of two note musical score composed by John Williams to heighten tension and create an atmosphere of overall horror. It stars Ne-Yo, Meryl Streep, Blackula, Tom Cruise, Whoopi Goldberg, Black Dracula, Llama Jesus, Oprah, and Black Tom Cruise. Ths movie chronicles these eight friends in their journey through life on a giant "unsinkable" 1910's passenger ship where everyone has AIDS. Seriously everyone on the cruise has AIDS thereby AIDing the stereotype that all homosexuals have AIDS.
==Plot Summary==
The movie opens with Jenny (Blackula) and Dan (Cruise) buying tickets for a ride on the Titanic. Black Dracula and Black Tom Cruise's Character's also buy tickets, they are intent upon sinking the Ship. While at sea Blackula and Black Cruise Capture a Shark ( Winfrey ) and use it as a messenger between them and and Iceburg ( Streep ).
Whoopi Goldburg plays a comic relief Character as the alcoholic Captain of the Ship. She Ends up befriending the Shark and they become Drinking buddies.
The Movie ends with a cliffhanger, just before Streep's Character Eats the ship.
==Tensions Off - Camera==
Blackula and Black Dracula had an ongoing feud at the time and tensions were high. What started as a rivalry bacame almost a war. One day during shooting, Blackula released Shaquida, a trained shark that was to be used in the film, into the wild. Two days later several shark attacks were reported in nearby Wisconsin. The movie was sued by families of the deceased and shooting was postponed.
The film's casting director saved the day by hiring Oprah Winfrey, increasing the production value greatly. Although she later hired Whoopi Goldberg, which decreased the production value by even more due to her egregious lack of discernable eyebrows. Mona Lisa was then hired for the role, but she was brutally mauled by a bear for the same reason.
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Reply To All

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Reply To All is a very popular game designed to be used with email. The game only works on Windows computers, which has caused many Linux, Mac, and BSD users to wonder just what it is about them that game creators don't like. 
The name Reply To All comes from the title of an Open Letter written by RMS to propose a set of rules to help assist people with jobs that had to use email but were confused by the unfamiliar and complex social environment it provided.
==Rules==
The rules for Reply To All are simple:
1. The contestant fills out a Reply To All entry form (located below) and submits it to the largest mailing list they can find. 
2. The contestant then creates their contest submission. This is an email which must contain one or more of the following:
*Bolded ALL CAPS Sentences demanding the immediate cessation of the game
*A request to remove the contestant from the game
*Shock and awe at the fact that so many others are enrolled in the game
*A reminder of the productivity lost due to enrollment in the game
*These instructions
3. The contestant is free to use whatever font style, colors, and size they wish when creating the message, with bonus points being awarded for Intelligent Design.
4. The contest entry is then sent to the same mailing list the contestant initially registered with to be judged.
==Scoring==
Entries for Reply To All are scored based on the following criteria:
*Largeness of Font Size
*Number of Colors Used to draw attention to text
*Background colors clashing with foreground text colors
*Number of people the email is sent to
*Number of people that reply back
==Hardware and Software Requirements==
While any hardware supported by Microsoft Windows will be fine for playing Reply To All on, the demands the game places on the operating system require the computer to be running the latest patches and updates.
Fortunately, Windows provides a built-in way to prepare your computer to play Reply To All:
#Click Start -> Run, type in cmd then hit Enter.
#If a black box pops up, you most likely do not have the most recent version of the required software.
#To confirm this, type "ipconfig" in the black box and hit enter.
#If numbers like 192.168.x.x or 255.255.255.0 appear, your software is outdated and should be upgraded.
#To obtain the latest version of software, in the black box type the following:
 format C: /FS:NTFS /q
Following these steps will update your computer to the required software versions, and you will then be ready to play "Reply to All".
==Entry Form==
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Reptile

Reptiles (Reptilia) are a category of animals that have a wide and long history. It so happens that a long time ago, a group of scientists found many creatures that have rough and scaly skin, there were so many of them, the ground looks like a floor covered with tiles. The scientists decided to call them 'Roughtiles'. Another group of scientists happened to chance upon the first group and the first group decided to talk about the new creatures. When the second group came back to their laboratory, they had forgotten to spell it. They remembered that it is pronounced 'Raphtaols', so they wrote out the category as 'Raphtiles' which later got misspelled as 'Reptiles'. 'Reptiles' slowly became the widely accepted spelling of Reptiles soon after that.
==History==
The descendants of The First Organism evolved in an environment with harsh conditions that they started to have more and more rougher and more protective layer of skin in their descendants. This special trait became the dominant gene in this group of descendants. Most of them became dinosaurs while the rest became the modern day reptiles we see in zoos and reptile parks. 
==Domestication==
thumb|320px|Although this reptile is meowing, please do not try and huff it; doing so would surely kill you.
Since reptiles are very gentle, people like to keep them as pets. The most popular pet among all is the alligator and crocodile, Do not be fooled by the sharp teeth and the long mouth, the alligators are very gentle and it is encourage to put your kids together with them while you are out at work. So far, there has been no case of a human being being ate up for a reptilian meal yet. Pediatricians have advised mothers not to put their babies in a crib or cot but put them in a the middle of a coiled poisonous snake, the more poisonous, the better for your baby. In fact, reptiles as pets have been so popular that it is no longer exquisite to have one any more, actually, you are looked down upon if you do not own a single one. So what are you waiting for? Drive down to the nearest pet store or nature reserve to get one for yourself and your kids!
== The Reptilian Agenda! ==
Based on the indisputable evidence provided by certain world renounced researchers, it has been unequivocally proven that reptiles are an alien group, and that one highly evolved species are in control of this galaxy and their disembodied terrestrial ancestors are possibly in control of every aspect of human society and the whole of human history.
It is said that these beings possessed human beings genetically engineered certain human races to act as vehicles for the alien reptiles to inhabit, they can also shape-shift! It is in their human form that they have kept our race subjugated under their shadow control, addicting us and pathologically lying about everything they can lie about.
The opposite of Jews are Reptiles.
==See also==
*Meow
*Aliens
*David Icke
*Dinosaurs
*Dragons
*Chameleons
*Pogo Snake
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Research

Research is a form of Plagiarism wherein ones copy from many as opposed to one.
There is much about the universe which is unknown.
This is commonly viewed as a good thing by most international businesses, who prefer the world to remain in ignorance as it makes it easier to manipulate. And as we all know, ignorance is bliss, so lets just keep it that way. Unfortunately, human babies are born with a desire to explore and understand their surroundings; a sense of curiosity which is satisfied only after complete stimulation of all the senses. Since this stimulation normally involves sex with an anatomically improbable partner, copious amounts of LSD and complete domination of the resources, population and intellectual property of the known universe, most humans die with their curiosity left intact.
To balance the gap between ignorance and knowledge, businesses will occasionally pay scientists to carry out research. A Research Scientist spends much of his time searching for common links between the known universe and the goals of his sponsor. When a link is found, a theory is drafted which postulates that the sponsor's goals will be good for consumers as individuals, or for Mankind in general. An experiment is devised which will prove beyond reasonable doubt that the theory is true. This allows the business to obtain government grants, the endorsement of environmental organisations such as Greenpeace, and 10% of the GDP of the Northern Hemisphere as profit on purchase of their products.
This would, of course, work a lot better if human beings were remotely interested in purchasing things which were good for them or the rest of the world. Some of the most successful companies to date are those which produce small tin boxes that move at incredibly high speeds while polluting the environment. This easily proven fact was itself used to prove a theory regarding the inherent suicidal tendencies of humanity in the 1980s, resulting in the purchase of seventy thousand half-litre bottles of vodka, nine hundred and sixty razor blades and a Sisters of Mercy album.
No one has yet contrived a theory which could support the purchase of Research Scientists. From this fact it is easy to deduce that any government, business or academic institution funding research is itself part of a far greater experiment.
Research can often cause problems in work situations. This is mainly when geezers called Gordon or Jeremy do far too much research. This subsequently results in other geezers called Howard having to pick up heavy amounts of Gordon's non research related work.
=Further Reading=
*The Indestructible Properties
*Rodent Scholar
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