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Ancient Blaseball

The historic bounds of Blaseball are unknown. However, certain records and myths have come to us from the ancient world suggesting that societies across the globe have been participating in the cultural event of blaseball for thousands of years.
=== Ancient Greece ===
Blaseball is said to have been brought to Greece from the East by Cadmus in his search for his sister, Europa. As such, Thebes is believed to have been the first Greek polis with a blaseball team, Αἱ Ἐλαῖαι (Hai Elaiai, 'The Olives'). This mythical origin may account for Thebes’ portrayal in ancient literature and legend as a city of tragedy and mishap. Attic tragedy recounts a tale of how the god Dionysus, enraged that the king of the city would not acknowledge his divinity, transformed many of the citizens into his own ecstatically possessed Blaseball team and forced them to play. This event resulted in tragic bloodshed and the death of the king, struck down by the pitch of his own god-possessed mother. There is much debate between scholars as to whether this myth records a trace of real historical events.
By the fourth century BCE, the Theban Blaseball team was known as the Ἱερὸς Λόχος, (Hieròs Lókhos, ‘The Sacred Band’).
The earliest mention of Blaseball in the Greek literary record comes from the Hlomeric Epics. In book 23 of the Iliad, Achilles organises a series between the Achaeans during the funeral games in honour of his dead lover, Patroclus. The game features a vast array of unfair blessings and weather events bestowed by the gods on their favoured teams. Linguistic evidence suggests that certain oral formulae present within the text date back to the Mycenean age, if not earlier. This may reflect the splort’s introduction to Greece during the Bronze Age, possibly via traders from Mesopotamia or the Levant.
According to myth, Heracles played in the Hellenic League, where he was the first to introduce using a club to hit the blaseball.
It is also rumored that during the 580s BCE, a player bearing a strong resemblance to Jessica Telephone was the star of the Lesbos Battleaxes.
=== Ancient Rome ===
It is possible that Blaseball was introduced to the Romans either by the neighbouring Etruscan peoples or by Greek settlers in the south of Italy. The Etruscans seem to have incorporated the splort into their traditional funeral games, and tomb paintings from Tarquinia indicate that it was a particularly bloody affair.
The Romans seem to have organised a fiercely competitive inter-provincial league throughout the timespan of their Empire. An epigram in the poet Martial’s De Slpectaculis records that Jessica Telephone batted in the first match played in the newly built Flavian Amphitheater.
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Category:Community-Made History
Ankle Halifax/IF-41.77

Ankle Halifax is a sailor from the □□□□□□□□ Age of sailing. Despite their short stature and young age, they became the captain of a great vessel. This is probably due to their uncanny ability to read runes and divine sailing weather from them. However, the runes didn’t predict their vessel sinking near Halifax around □□□□□□□ , □□□□□□□ during a very large storm. As a result, Ankle gained the ability to breathe underwater and became part anglerfish through unknown means.
They joined the Georgias due to being bored with not doing any captaining or reading runes. This lack of employment is primarily due to the fact that Atlantis is underwater, therefore no boats are around to sail persay. They pitch for the team due to the incredible speed of them throwing various objects in the water and on land. This was due to years of throwing crew mates telescopes and throwing balls underwater due to boredom. Their signature pitch is “The Lure” in which they show their lure to distract the batter and throw a pitch. This tends to work as their lure looks exactly like a blaseball for some odd reason. Though most aren’t fooled, they mainly don’t hit because they’re distracted by how adorable Ankle looks in their little sailor uniform that they specifically requested. Oh and the little hat dawwwww Ankle is adorable…
The rest of the text is pure gibberish at the sight of Ankle Halifax. It is implied that the author saw Ankle while writing this and was charmed. Researchers call this effect “The Cute Sailor Ankle Effect”
Annick Throgmorten

is a player for the Hawai‘i Fridays, and has been with the team since the Endseason.
==Official League Records==
Throgmorten joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hawai‘i Fridays as the Fridays' Underbracket Playoff Birth.
During the December 9, 2022 Fall Ball, Throgmorten fell back to the Hawai‘i Fridays.
==History==
Annick Throgmorten is our cousin, the skateboarder.
Category:Playoff Births
Annie Otherworld

was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and competed in Gamma 3 until they were Charged and gained the Static modification.
==Official League Records==
Otherworld was first seen as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3 Midseason Elections, Otherworld's batting increased from as a result of the Sunbeams' Muscle Warmers amplification. Otherworld's star ratings were then completely randomized as a result of the Long Distance Call distortion, resulting in them becoming an and a combined stat increase.
During the Gamma 3 Elections, Otherworld gained the Static modification as a result of the Hellmouth Sunbeams' Charge will, and was removed from the Sunbeams' roster.
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Category:Players with the Static modification
Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams Short Circuits Players
Annie Roland

Annie Roland was a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from , Day 40 until being incinerated on , Day 39. 
==Official League Records==
Roland joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic after the incineration of Richardson Turquoise on , Day 40.
During the , Roland received a combined stat decrease as a result of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' blessing.
On , Day 1, Roland siphoned some of Baltimore Crabs pitcher Brock Forbes's batting in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own from . Roland was the first to benefit from Blooddrain's weather effects.
On , Day 15, Roland siphoned some of Hades Tigers pitcher Nagomi Meng's batting in a game with Blooddrain weather, increasing their own from .
On , Day 50, Jaylen Hotdogfingers hit Roland with a pitch, causing her to become . On Day 60, Hotdogfingers hit Roland with another pitch, making her the first player to become Unstable twice.
On , Day 39, Roland was incinerated and replaced by Bonk Jokes.
==Fan Works==
Annie Roland is the focus of the following song(s):
* The Faerie Knight of Yellowstone by Clementine
===Gallery===
File:Annie Roland Yellowstone Magic.png|Annie Roland at Yellowstone National Park on the morning of Season 5, Day 40.
File:36AnnieRoland.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Roland by cyster.png|Roland by Cyster
File:Annie picrew by awhekate.jpeg|Picrew of Annie by 
File:Roland by awhekate.jpeg|Roland by 
File:Roland by li0ness.jpg|Roland by Li0ness
File:Fey annie by subsequentibis.png|Fey Knight Annie Roland by subsequentibis
File:Annie picrew by anne.png|Picrew of Annie by Anne
File:Annie roland by littlemure.png|Annie Roland by littleMURE
File:Roland by sorlak.jpg|Roland by Sorlak
File:AnnieRoland by Zalomar.jpg|Roland by 
File:Redux Anne share2 EpiX.png|Annie by EpiX
File:Art by @ waalkr 39.png|by @_waalkr
File:Annieroland fae.png|by Eli (@electronicbeth)
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Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Incinerated Players
Annie Roland/IF-16.439

Annie Roland is a fairy and direct decedent of the French knight Roland. Her clan immigrated to the US National Park's system amid the chaos of the early twentieth century, and eventually settled down in Yellowstone for the Park's natural magical energy. Annie, first of her line, was born there, and has since vowed to protect her family's new home with a great deal of the same zest for life which possessed her ancestor. Early in her life, this manifested as a general harassment campaign of litterbugs and other irresponsible campers through a small army of trained (and increasingly armed) woodland creatures, but has since been refocused towards Blaseball at the worried pleas of Clan Roland's elders and Park Rangers alike. Since Roland's blaseball resurgence, patrons spotted littering at Yellowstone Magic games will sometimes be ejected from the Park in a kerfuffle of adorably militarized woodland creatures. Park Rangers have stated publicly that there are ongoing investigations into these incidents; however, no suspects have been identified. 
Roland forced her way onto the team following the incineration of former Magic batter Richardson Turquoise, disgusted by the sheer violence which the Rogue Umpires had brought into the ParkPark for a third time. She is determined to prevent a fourth incident, and plays in full plate armor. While the exact effectiveness of this has yet to be seen, the extra weight of her equipment does impact her ability to round the blases.
As heir to the line of Roland, she is in possession of the Horn of Roland, which she carries with her at all times. When asked about the habit, she often replies with, "It never hurts to be prepared for the worst." With the the exact consequences of the Horn's use already shrouded in mystery, and the already volatile nature of the splort, Coach Merlinmeyer has attempted to convince Roland to leave the horn on the bench during games in order to prevent any magical disasters. He has not succeeded in the slightest.
Annie Roland/IF-32.035

=== Absolutely Unbearable ===
Annie is a park ranger for Yellowstone National Park Park. When they were young they got lost in Yellowstone as a scout. They grew up feral in the wilds. During their time in the wilds, they also became a werebear, who only turns into a bear known as "Roland" when there is a solar eclipse. Annie has no memory of their "Roland incidents." The Park Rangers recruited Annie for their intimate knowledge of the landscape, and their fierce protective love of the land. Annie has spent most of her adult life advocating for the untamed beauty of the wilds and picking up after Roland's messes. Annie often wakes up with zero coins and no memory of where they went. Annie hopes that the coins were donated to park conservation projects, however they sadly suspect that Roland has developed a secret Blittle League gambling problem. Annie believes blaseball may explain this Stevenson-esque predicament due to the frequent solar eclipses. 
Annie also wears sunglasses at all times, never taking them off. Those that have seen a glimpse behind their shades have only babbled, "We would like to see it" incoherently before walking out to the woods. When questioned why they wear sunglasses, Annie tilted their head and said, "They keep out the sun. Why else would I wear them?"
Annie also collects vintage gravy boats. They just think they're neat.
Annie Roland/IF-95.967

Annie Roland was an avid hiker who had a lot of interesting friends. One of them was Bevan Wise, who invited her to hike in the Yellowstone area when she had the chance. As an arcanist and spelunker, Wise takes any chance he can get to enthuse about his team's incredible park, and he convinced Annie to visit and see what the place had to offer. 
At first it offered amazing views, majestic waterfalls, and enough wild animals to shake a blaseball bat at, if you wanted to shake a blaseball bat at them. Annie was munching a granola bar and watching a bear catch salmon in a river on day 40 of . She didn't really follow blaseball, and hadn't known it was ill advised to be so close to the game. 
When Richardson Turquoise was incinerated, another player needed to be added to the game. Blaseball has to keep going, after all. 
The problem isn't so much that Annie was pulled into the game, but that she was sort of pulled through the bear, who came along at the same time. Now Annie Roland is a player for the Yellowstone Magic. She seems pretty enthusiastic about the whole thing, even though she turns into a bear sometimes now. Or the bear comes back and lets Annie take a break? It's a little confusing. But she's strong and able to take the hot blaseball sun and she doesn't have to go back to whatever job she had before this. Things are looking up.
Annihilation

Annihilation is a state of being in which a Blaseball player has ceased to exist and in which no material, metaphysical, or material evidence of their existence remains at any point in Blaseball History.
Due to the nature of Annihilation, it is unknown (and inherently unknowable) which players have been subject to Annihilation, though official League estimates claim that between 4-78% of all players may be Annihilated over the course of a regular Blaseball season.
Category:States of Being
Anomaly Dembélé

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Records==
Dembélé was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 Elections, Dembélé's Batting was boosted by as a result of the Jazz Hands' Muscle Warmers Amplification. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Antarctic Fireballs

The Antarctic Fireballs were a team that competed in Ultra League Blaseball and Internet League Blaseball. They joined Ultra League Blaseball's Bad League on The First Day (1st Edition), later transferring to the Evil League when the Sub-League was renamed. 
During the Season A elections, the Fireballs Hexed Parker MacMillan with Firewalker.
On Day 77 of Season E, the team was incinerated and entered the Hall of Flame. Their replacement was the Chicago Firefighters.
The Fireballs exited the Hall of Flame when it was left unattended by the Monitor during Latesiesta of . The team then navigated to the Vault and gained the team modification Force.
==Roster==
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Category:Teams
Category:Ultra League Blaseball
Category:Antarctic Fireballs
Category:Incinerated Teams
Anteumperial Epoch

The Anteumperial Epoch is a theorized, quasi-heretical theory of a period in Blaseball History before the advent of Umpires. Written records of games from this period are non-existent, but some archaeological evidence points to a number of games played without enforcement of rules as we know today. Primarily, a lack of ash and other Incineration byproducts in lower rock strata gesture towards a time when umpires either did not participate in the game of Blaseball or held a meaningfully different role than they do in the Discipline Era. Some players have indicated memories of playing such games, but have either remained anonymous or have since been Incinerated.
The existence of this time period is not officially endorsed by either The Commissioner or the umpires at this time.
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Category:Community-Made History
Antonio McCall

is a player for the Hades Tigers, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 64.
== Official League Records ==
McCall joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Seattle Garages with .
On , Day 94, The Cookout stole McCall from the Seattle Garages and gave them to the Hawai'i Fridays.
On Season 1, Day 64, McCall fell to the Hades Tigers during a game in Horizon weather, becoming Buried.
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Antonio Wallace

was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from , Day 23 until being incinerated on , Day 33. Wallace also played for the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
== Official League Records ==
Wallace joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves with .
On , Day 23, Wallace was exchanged to the Canada Moist Talkers due to Feedback. Wallace was replaced by Lachlan Shelton.
On , Day 33, Wallace was incinerated and replaced by Beans McBlase.
== History ==
 
Wallace never played in the Underleagues, but is alleged to be a former Glolf player who defected to Blaseball after the destruction of the splort. Wallace described these allegations as "libelous, but essentially true." 
Wallace was once officially cautioned by an Umpire for attempting to use an opposing infielder as a bat, which was ruled illegal interference. 
During a game against the Hawai'i Fridays, it came to the attention of the crowd that Wallace was, in fact, a 12 foot tall skeleton Halloween decoration purchased from a chain hardware store. 
== Personal Life ==
Antonio Wallace became a successful salvage driver after joining the Canada Moist Talkers. Despite leaving the Charleston Shoe Thieves, their penchant for acquiring shoes remained throughout their career. Wallace's work locating and diving to The Antelope, the key ship referenced in the iconic Canadian song "Barrett's Privateers", earned them national praise. While they refused to give up this salvage to the proper authorities or inform others of the wreck's location, their willingness to let museum curators "just take like, a quick peek" of Barrett's shoes was enough to satiate public interest for a time. Halifax's resident medical expert Mooney Doctor believed that Wallace's driving proficiency came from both their lack of lungs and what Mooney Doctor referred to as "an unreal hankering for military shoes that transcends mortal limits."
Wallace specialized in stealing historical military footwear.
==Gallery==
File:Antonio Wallace .jpg|Card by 
File:Tony miniblaseball.png|Miniblaseballer by @HetreaSky
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Category:Nonhuman Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Arbutus Bones

was a lineup player for the Pandemonium Artists. They are currently shadowed.
== Official League Records ==
Bones joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
== History ==
Arbutus Bones, originally [REDACTED] Bones, was a hitchhiking artist who would wander aimlessly and leave a trail of art in their wake. Upon road-tripping to Pandemonium with Jonah Mosaic and Dunbar McLoud, they decided to settle down in the city with their fellow artists.
When the group accidentally duped their way into becoming a real blaseball team, Bones panicked, having never played the game before and with no stars to speak of. While exploring Pandora, they found a leaflet advertising 'FREE BLASEBALL SURGERY NEAR YOU! BE GOOD AT BLASEBALL WITH THIS FREE COOL SURGERY! TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY! CALL NOW 1800-REALDOCTOR!'. They took the leaflet at its word and signed up for the surgery. This procedure (performed in a back alley somewhere, covered in moss, smelt like copper) planted a cutting of the Angel Oak tree in their wrist. It is unclear what this was supposed to do, but it worked, and they are now good at blaseball.
The tree cutting grew faster than anticipated, and at the time of writing, they are 10% more tree than person. At some unclear point during this process, their name became Arbutus Bones. Their consciousness is increasingly shared with the tree, which slows their speech and makes them often unintelligible (either because they are speaking a language most people cannot understand, or because the human words they are saying do not make sense). They are also fast. Nobody has quite figured out how a tree can move that fast. When asked, Bones mumbles something about artistic license and won't speak any more on the subject. 
== Trivia ==
* Bones believes they are good at giving advice due to the enlightened nature of being a tree. They are not. Their advice is nonsensical at best and five hours of uninterrupted silence during which you are to sit and listen at worst. 
* Originally, their art was constant and on every surface they could reach, all character drawings and scenes. With the addition of the tree in their blood, it has become abstract and expansive, and it is not uncommon for them to spent many days straight working on a piece.
* The tree enjoys playing blaseball far more than the person does. This is the most major point of separation in Bones.
* They are very happy to be here.
==Fan Art==
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Category:Coffee Cup
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Archery

Archery is the art, splort, or practice of being around arches. The premier location for practicing traditional archery was Arches National Plark, before the opening of the Hellmouth.
Contemporary archery is practiced in an archery range.
==History==
Historically, archery was not a splort but a skill - for early people it was used as a method of navigation (using natural arches as landmarks), or as a way to avoid being outside (when placing oneself inside a building whose roof is being held up by ███-made arches). 
Modern usage shifted from the second definition, and archery now refers almost-exclusively to being around natural arches. Following the cultural and technological evolution of more sophisticated navigation techniques, arches became appreciated less as a way to place oneself in landscapes and more so for their rarity and inherent beauty. 
Traditional archery is still practiced in many locations around the Immaterial Plane. The Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board has many excellent recommendations for archers disappointed by the permanent closure of Arches National Plark:
*Ancapa Island, California
*Arch Rock, Michigan
*Ayres Natural Bridge Park, Wyoming
*El Arco de Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
*Hōlei Sea Arch, Hawai'i
==Contemporary Archery==
Arches National Plark was considered one of the finest traditional archery locations in the Immaterial Plane, as it has the highest density of natural arches in the world. After the Forbidden Book was opened and the Hellmouth swallowed up a section of Moab, Utah, the arches within the Plark fell asleep. A local geosomnologist explained the phenomenon as follows:
The development revitalized the practice of archery as a new pastime, albeit one routinely condemned by the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board and strictly the domain of Hellmouthians. 
Contemporary archery requires archers to enter an archery range, which is the range at which noise above 1█ Decibels will wake an arch. An archery range's perimeter is usually well-marked by scattered █████████s. A number of Hellmouthians claim to practice archery as a form of meditation or stress relief, calling the experience "tranquil, if constantly life-threatening."
=== Competitive archery ===
Contemporary archery is saidby whom? to be an organized splort, where archers may quantify their skill at archery based on time spent in the archery range and/or proximity to the arch itself. This also allows for a competitive element, where an archer may either compete against their own personal best or those achieved by other archers.
Information about competitive archery is strictly banned by the Anti-Tourism Board, including details about current top athletes in the splort. However, Nagomi Nava, Jayden Wright, and Moon Roomba are all believed to be veterans of the splort.
Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams
Category:Splorts
Category:Hellmouth
Archie Lampman

is a player for the Dallas Steaks, and has been with the team since Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Lampman joined the ILB before . At some point, Lampman was incinerated with the Mallorca Whales and sent to the Hall of Flame with the rest of the team.
On , Day 24, Lampman joined the Hades Tigers' Shadows as a result of the Tigers' modification. Ambush activated after the incineration of Yong Wright.
During the October 28, 2022 Fall Ball, Lampman fell to the Dallas Steaks.
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Category:Resurrected Players