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Just Another Day

"Just another day.." I said to myself. I hugged my wife and kids goodbye and headed over to Walmart to work. It was just another day, like I said. I went home after a few hours and went to bed. I was woken up by a loud bang. Startled, I hopped out of bed to investigate it. I went around the house, twice to find that my son was missing. "Oh crap! The basement!" I thought. I went down there and saw something horrifying.
My son was on a chair, neck punctured by what looked like teeth or claws. I screamed, closed my eyes and the next thing you know I'm in a room, white walls, tied to a white chair, with a black monster standing in front of me. He pushes my head down and the last thing I heard before becoming the spirit writing this right now is "You're right, it is just another day."
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
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Just Don't Think About It

Have you ever been in an old house where floors creek and tapping is heard? Have you ever felt as if something is watching you, but you just ignore it? There are some things in this world that can't be explained. When floors creek and tapping is heard, or even when you hear scratches at your window, that's when those unexplained things come out from their hiding spots. You can try to ignore it all you want, but they're still coming. When you see things out of the corner of your eye, that's them trying to make themselves noticed. Soon you may see glowing eyes in the woods just staring at you. Or even something in the mirror just standing behind you, but when you turn around there is nothing there except for your wall. That's when it's too late to ignore them. They have been watching you for a long time and now they are tired of being ignored. Don't try to fight them and don't try to run, that just makes them angry. Now you may not believe me, but I'm telling the truth. They could be behind you right now, but you don't have the guts to look. Now if you don't believe me it's ok, but I warned you. Now run along and live your normal life, but sooner or later they will come and you can't stop them. Now remember just don't think about it.
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Just Let It In

I sit because I am weak,
The creature is outside,
It is bland and bleak,
But it unhinges its jaw wide,
I do not fear the beast,
I just know that I will die,
I am not scared in the least,
But my lips are getting dry,
It has been two days without drink,
I have been trapped in here,
I would never dare to think,
It is all so very queer,
I must admit the beast will win,
My suffering is over as I go to let it in.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
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Category:Shortpasta
Just Wanted to be Loved

I just wanted to be loved.didn't you see this? I was always there for you, a friend. a pal. I was there for you, I helped you with your problems. I was there when you were in school. We had our agruments, sure, but in the end, it was always better. You can't break such a strong friend ship, can you? Of course you can't.
I would come over and play video games, or we would listen to music together. Such a blast. When we graduated we split out seperate ways.
I was still thinking of you. You were such an important part of my life.... I just wanted to be loved....
but then I died.
Don't worry, I'm still here, I won't leave you...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Im died
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Category:Shortpasta
Just another day as a ghost hunter

It was 4 am in the morning in the office. I'd been up all night... thinking about the ghosts I'd been hunting, the ghosts I would hunt the next day. Heck, even the day after that. Life was hard since my kids left me, but I couldn't let that play on my mind, distract me from the task at hand... ghost hunting.
"What are you thinking about?" Barbara my ghost assistant asked. She is super hot.
I didn't answer. I looked out the window. The spooky night reflected my feelings and I drank another whiskey.
"I don't like it when you have that look on your face, Reg. It's so mysterious. Someone always gets hurt."
"Ghosts don't feel pain," I replied. "They're like fish in that regard."
Barabara started to cry. I forget sometimes she is a ghost and is in love with me. Probably because she is so damned fine.
"Go home Babbs," I say to comfort her. "It's late."
"It's Gary the ghost isn't it? He's gotten to you!"
"Rrraarrgghh!" I said and slammed my fist against the wall. It's structually sound but as usual I underestimated my own strength. There was visible damage to the plastering.
"Shit, now I'm gonna have maintenance on my back."
Barbara looked at me longingly but faded away to whatever ghost place they go to when they do that fading shit.
She was right somehow. I had to finish this case. Gary the ghost had been running at large for too long. Spooking beauty contestants all over town. Once it was over I would take my kids out for a happy meal and try to win them back. Maybe we could retire together in Nicaragua like we'd always said we would, but for now I stayed up all night thinking about the long road ahead and smoking cigarettes.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Just when I thought I was safe

I had finally gotten off of University, and I was looking forward to a relaxing afternoon of watching television. I made some Ramen with an egg and I collapsed onto the couch and kicked off my shoes. I took a bite, and I reached for the remote. I decided on watching SpongeBob; my favorite episode, Chocolate with Nuts was on. I was lucky enough to catch it when it started. I watched up until the fish scares them and Patrick tells him to "eat sperm." (It's really in there-watch it and you'll see. It's not censored or anything.) I laughed at them getting scared. Nothing will ever be able to scare me like that. I took another bite of Ramen. I flip through the channels until I hear the phone ring. I jumped at the sound. I wasn't scared; just caught off guard. I pick it up to hear a telemarketer. I tell him to buzz off. I sit back down and I look at the time: 3:55. I found myself on TLC when I heard one of those soft commercials. I turned the TV up as loud as I could. I have an old TV, and it was actually the speakers; not the commercial. I hear something fall in the kitchen. I froze because I was the only one home. I get up the see the cause of the noise to find that my cat knocked over a painting I did. I picked it up and put it back on the table. I walked back to the couch, and suddenly the speakers started working again and they blared "HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO." I fell over the couch and shit myself. I was having a panic attack and my poop was running all over my legs and I was crying and I smacked my head into the desk and I woke up in the hospital and I found out that I died.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
K.C.R's Friends.mp4

I was scrolling through my phone in my hidden album of the photos app until i found a video one of my friends made i saved it in my files i clicked the video it was called K.C.R's Friends.mp4 it was odd because K.C.R is my name, the video started it showed those tracks in P.E when you see when you're at school then the camera zoomed up to a boy looking like he's 14 years old, he had a blue shirt with black long pants and light green crocs and he had black and possibly like curly hair looking like it was a mullet and he had a serious expression, there appeared a female voice sounding like a 12 year old girl saying: hey guys I'm recording on her ph- until the screen glitched the boy was still there walking there was static and there was a watermark of videoleap and a picture of a white cat with dark black eyes with a mouth full of sharp teeth, i thought it was a prank so i ignored it then the voice appeared she said we finally get on recording, oh sh*#t! Then she said guys help. Then the boy said we can take a rest from here, in a calm tone he said I'll freaking- but he was cut off by the girl who said breaking news! K.C.R is gonna chase us and kill me! The boy (who was revealed to be a student in Belleview middle school named Tanner) he had a deep wound on his neck and it was still bleeding and so was his nose, next to him was a scrawny boy younger than the others with blonde hair and with a calm expression too then the girl said she's gonna kill me help me! In a funny expression, the other boy said the savages has come this way! In a funny tone, i laughed a bit then she said oh savage people help help us guys my pencil dropped f$&@ this sh*#t anyway after that the boy said dude just sit down right here. In a annoyed tone then a a girl which is the same age as the crocs boy but she's a few months younger than him with long straight light brown hair with a wings of fire jacket appears then the girl recording the video says: Camdyn why did you give her my notebook!? In an angry tone then the other girl says i don't know in a clumsy manner then it was night time and they were all alone until the fire went out it was all dark i couldn't see a thing until i heard the sound of a coyote snarling and there was Tanner,Josie,Camdyn and Hayden screaming in pain then the fire turned back on they were all dead, Tanner was torn apart and his eyes were gouged out, Josie's skull was cracked open and so was her stomach, Camdyn had her stomach torn apart too and her jacket was shredded and Hayden was lying dead with his arms and legs and jaw broken then Daisy Bell played it was slowed and distorted then static appeared and the video ended. I hide the file in an unknown site and i had nightmares for 2 weeks and if you find that file... don't click it.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pointless Violence
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Category:English Class Failure
KEKCROC.exe

Hello I am a person. When I was a kid, I used to love this game called "Kekcroc" it was platformer were you played ass the main character Kekcroc (hence the name) were you would save your girlfriend from her ex "Toasty" who lived at a castle, I used to love this game, and of course I was shocked to hear it had become lost media, But me wanting to relive some childhood memories, I tried to find it. (BIG mistake) Finally I found a website with a download to it, It was completely black only with the text KEKCROC, and the download button. When I pressed to Download button my computer exploded, so I went to the Apple Store to get a new one, this time it didn't explode. 
The game file was called "KEKCROC.exe" When I started the game it was exactly how I remembered it, except, for Kekcroc having no eyes but I thought it was just a glitch. Then the game continued to play as normal, until I defeated the first enemy, when I beat it blood splattered all over the screen. It then cut to the next round...
I had completely lost control of Kekcroc, His eyes were black with red pupils and blood crying out of them, and the background wasn't any better either. The sky and moon was red with black clouds and blood everywhere. Kekcroc then flew to Toasty's Castle. Toasty had shocked expression on his face, Kekcroc's girlfriend was no were to be seen. "Kekcroc?" Toasty said in a scared and traumatized voice, "This is the end Toasty" Kekcroc replied in deep, distorted and bone chilling voice. And before Toasty could say anything, Kekcroc pulled out is heart, blood splattering everywhere. I swear I peed my pants, and almost threw up. 
It then cut to Kekcroc the same he was when he pulled out Toasty's heart, Black eyes with red pupils, he was standing at a cliff, he then looked directly at me, and said... "Crocodile Balls! I LIED!". He then pulled down his, or her pants- KEKCROC WAS GRILL!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:File Extensions
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
KETCHUP

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD
AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FLIPPING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL
THEN I REMEMBER I'M WEARING THIS SHIRT
I AM SO FLIPPING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW
...
I POSTED THIS ON A FORUM AND I GOT THESE REPLIES
"IN HEINZSIGHT YOU SHOULD HAVE CHECKED WHAT YOU WERE WEARING"
"CAREFUL, OR THIS JOKE MIGHT KETCHUP WITH YOU"
GODDAMMIT
I'M EVEN MORE PISSED OFF NOW
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Category:Memes
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
KICK ASS Unrated edition

Remember the 2010 movie "Kick ass" remember the great reviews it got from being so violent with it just being rated R?well you are about to be suprised on how much worse it got.2010 I got to go to the movie theater as a gift with all my friends we got to choose the movie we wanted to see when KICK ASS caught my eye of course the movie was the unrated edition but and we were underage the ticket holder was retarded and did not pay attention.As he handed us the ticket we cheered as we went to the theater we did not even stop for popcorn we just zoomed to the movie theater with andrenaline in our hearts.As the trailers passed a Warning sign came up on the screen. WARNING THE FILM YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS UNRATED AND MUCH DIFFRENT THEN THE ORIGINAL R RATED FORMAT AND MAY BE WORSE IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE PLEASE EXIT NOW BEFORE A LAWSUIT STARTS.the movie started.................................It started with the guy in a red suit who had mental problems jumped off the building prentending to be a superhero and crash landing on a taxi.Everyone looks in shock as they see what they just saw his dead body he starts to cough up a little blood.A voice is heard saying the man i drugged.then it shows the so called kick ass eating a donut with his mask on he is driving a amazing red car with a black stripe as he drives into a creak between a building and a walmart looking place.He gets out of the car and...the movie got stuck it twisted like a broken film.The text was shown on the screen: the film you have seen is to disturbing to be seen at this theater please exit on the right you'r money will be returned . a dissapointed sigh is heard everywhere.To tell you the truth I was kind of relived but mad.I spent the rest of the day playing pokemon gba on crappy settings until the thought came to my mind "I want to finish the movie" I closed my gta 4 and went to ebay faster than a bullet.I typed KICK ASS 2010 UNCUT UNRATED 1 showed up for 600 dollars in advance i must have been tired or something because i bought it.It took about a year for it to get here and just about when i completely forgot about it i got the package.I opened it slowly to come across a dvd without a case nor did it come with packaging just a disc laying in a cardboard box. I picked it up and saw how bad the condition of it was.I stuck it in my dvd player as it just.......skipped to where I left off.kick ass eating a donut driving between a walmart and some tall building when he gets out he comes out to the so called RED MIST he was laying on the floor handcuffed.Kick ass took out his nunchucks.as he said YOU LIED red mist is screaming with bruises on his face until kick ass just whacks him in the back of the head and ...red mist took his last........breath.the screen shut off. And so did the lights
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
KILL GUY

THERRE WAS ONE TIME A GUY WHO WAS A MURDER. HE THOUT TO KILL LOTS OF GUYS SO HE DID. 1 DAY THE MAN TRYD TO KILL A GUY BUT IT WASNT A GUY. IT WAS RELLY A MONSTER! SO THE MAN WENT HOME AND WAS SAD FOR HIS MURDER. HE SAID NEVER KILL MORE GUYS SO HE DIDNT EXEPT ONE GUY. IT WAS HIS GIRLFREND WHO WAS NOT KNOWING ABOUT HIS CRIMS. AND THEN SHE WAS DED SO HE HAD BLOOD ON HIS SCARF. IF YOU EVER SEE A MURDER GUY RUN OR HE MIGHT GET YOU.
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Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
KIRBY

A few years ago, I used to play a lot of Kirby games, and one of my favorites was Kirby's Return to Dreamland. After 100% completing the game, there wasn't anything left to do, and the game was left in my collection no longer being played. The other day, I decided to pull it out and start a new save. I put it in, and everything seemed fine. However, upon entering the first level, I noticed something was wrong. The enemies were sad, and very hurt, realistic blood coming from the wounds. Everything else was normal, but when I got to Whispy Woods, things got even more weird and creepy. Their eyes were glowing red, blood dripping from the bottom, like those EXE characters. When I defeated them, they said "You did this. You did this to all of us. It's all your fault." What did he mean? Was this damage done by me leaving the game in my collection for years without playing it? After that, the screen went black. Kirby appeared on screen, and he smiled, revealing sharp, bloody teeth. He told me "You're next." Suddenly, another boss fight started, and it was against me. I wasn't in control of the character anymore, and as he attacked the version of me in the game, the damage happened to me in real life. 
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Category:Shortpasta
KIRBY AND THE BLOOD SHARDS

I just got my new copy of Kirby on the Nintendo 64, I was feeling pretty nostalgic because I used to play Kirby on the Nintendo 64 a whole 5 years ago.
So it was a great thing I got it for free from the creepy old guy that I think *might be* a serial rapist, but my nostalgia couldn't wait for the law!
Anyways, when I turned the game on, the title screen read "Kirby 64 THE BLOODY SHARDS" and I thought "What is this?!?! A rom hack?!" being the dedicated Nintendo fan I am, I was about to report this crime to Nintendo (my friends) but I thought what the heck, and turned the game on.
When I turned the first level on I saw the SKY WAS RED AND BLOODY and when the enemies died BLOOD CAME OUT, there was ALSO ORGANS COMING FROM THE SKY.
I was almost in tears, but I bravely pressed on.
Instead of the first miniboss... it was... it... was... me!?!?!?!?
It had my real name and everything!! And when I turned on the attack and attacked me, there was... bruises on me... OUCH!!!
I was so scared I ran to the Nintendo 64 and was about to turn on the off button, but before that I HEARD
"I'Ll FInd YoU... TOMMY GREEN!!!!!!!"
AS KIRBY WITH BLACK EYES A ORGANS COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH SAID TO ME!!!!!
I SCREAMED IN PANIC AND SMASHED THE NINTENDO 64 TO BITS!!!!!!
To this day, I am yet to play another video game...
And if you listen close enough... you might be able to hears Kirby's diabolical laughter... in the night...
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Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
KNOCK KNOCK

"Hony im going shopping tonight." said Linda's mom. Linda is a gracious,behaving girl. But sometimes she can be pretty disobedient.
"You can watch TV until 10:00 but then its bed time. Oh and remember do not open the door to anyone, i have the keys."
"OK mom!!"
Linda then started to watch TV. She watched a marathon of Spongebob from 8:00 to 9:00. Then he watched shows from Adult Swim until 10:00. She wanted to see Bleach at 11:00. She thought of what her mom told her. Linda didn't want to disapoint her, she knows how her mom is. She disobeyed her mother and turned on the TV and went to the bathroom. As soon as she left the toilet and went to the living room, she was shockened by the fact that the TV was off.
Linda heard her phone ring and answered it. It was her mother. "Sweety did you open the door to anyone so far?"
Linda replied " No mom i would never disobey you."
She hung up.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
"Who's there? 
"Linda its me your mother it seems i forgotten my keys"
Linda opened the door. It was her mom. ............ Before her mother could even say a word she tilted her head and smiled a crooked smile. She then slowly said:
"You promised me you wouldn't open the door to anyone..."
"But-!"
Faster than the speed of light her mom quickly grabbed a blade and sliced Linda's head off.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Shortpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Im died
Category:Old Shit
Kaillou Died

I used to watch "Caillou" when I was two, and what I think of him now, he is a whiny, spoiled brat. There is one episode that got removed from PBS Kids, Teletoon, Treehouse TV, and Universal Kids: season 5, episode 79. So I was playing "Gacha Club" on my computer, and then a knock at my door. I got an episode of "Caillou." I thought I got tricked. So I put the disk in, and the theme song was weirdly off. It went off-key at parts. Caillou was frowning the whole theme song. It flashed weird images throughout the intro, and instead of "Each day, I grow some more," it said "Each day, I'm sad some more." Then it started with a title card. It said, "The Death of Caillou." It started at Caillou's house and with loud crying in the background. It then cut to Caillou's room, and he was crying, hugging Gilbert.
He said to Gilbert, "Why am I bald?"
Gilbert replied, "Meow."
Caillou went to his mom and asked, "Mom, why am I bald?"
Caillou's mom then told Caillou crying, "Caillou, sweetie, you're still alive, but we're going to have to go to the hospital."
Caillou then screams, "No! That can't be!"
Caillou's mom said, "I'm sorry, Caillou, but it's how life works."
Caillou cried so loud and then said, "Why, Mom? Why?"
Caillou's mom said, "Sorry you had to know, Caillou."
I was shocked when I found out that Caillou is dead because he had cancer when he was 9 even doe it didn't showed that on any wikpedias. I continued watching. There was a time card saying "8 minutes later." It was back to Caillou's room again. It showed Caillou with a shotgun. Then it cut to black. Then the credits played, but Caillou wasn't there and there was no music. I got in contact with the creator, and he or she said, "So sorry about that. We took the episode off the air and off the website, we won't show that episode again. Signed, the creator of 'Caillou.'"
3 Years Later...
I showed my friend the disk, and he had the same reaction. So that is how the episode never showed. 
Caillou is now removed from Teletoon, Treehouse TV, PBS Kids, Universal Kids on TV for good. So goodbye.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Suicide
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum