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Halexandrey Walton/IF-1667

===Background===
The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.
===With The Tokyo Adrift===
Halexandrey “Hex” Walton was discovered by the crew of The Tokyo Adrift when an argument between quartermaster Silvaire Semiquaver and Val Hitherto ended with the latter throwing the former’s boot overboard as the vessel was passing through the Bay of Angels. A canine head then broke the surface of the water, carrying the boot in its toothy maw. While she refused to return the boot, she did concede to follow the ship after parleying with Yusef Fenestrate and several other water dwelling members of the crew. Hex appears to have possessed limited arcane abilities, channeling sorcerous abilities through a yellow gemstone (posited to be citrine or topaz). These abilities included hydromancy, manifesting in the summoning of small scale geysers and water spouts from the sea.
Physical descriptions of Hex depict a canid head similar to a North American coyote, though her tongue was described as “possessing rows of serrated teeth”, allowing her to feed by latching onto and draining blood from her prey. Sketches of her serpentine tail and lower half are similar to that of a lamprey, giving her the morphology of the mythical Telkhines. While her exact diet seems to be unknown to the writer, she is described as “an apex predator, fearsome to watch on the hunt. She took down creatures many times her size without much apparent difficulty and one could not be faulted for believing she could hunt down gods if given the opportunity.”
An excerpt from the journal:
 Note to self: Do not, under any circumstances, succumb to the temptation of addressing Hex as a ‘salty sea-dog’, the consequences outweigh the perceived hilarity.
Halexandrey Walton/IF-19.581

===A Good Girl===
Halexandrey Walton is a coyote that wandered into center field through the gap left by the loss of Sosa Elftower, who was incinerated on the 64th day of Season 2. Halexandrey described her recruitment process in an interview given during post-season Party Time.
Halexandrey was not given opposable thumbs when blessed by the blaseball gods, and therefore bats with her mouth. She became an outfielder after complaints that she was biting rival players that reached her base. Because she cannot throw a ball, she just catches it in her mouth and runs it to where it needs to go.
Halexandrey is sometimes known as "Hex", or "Halex".
===Chants===
Halexandrey's fans often chant "Hex 'em, Halex!" when she is up to bat. 
When she joined the Yellowstone Magic, Halexandrey tried to get people to cheer "Apex Predator!", but this didn't catch on until she was feedback'd to the Tacos. 
===Eating The Gods, and other Taco-Related Activities===
Exposed to the only Feedback incident of Season 5, Halex was transferred from the Magic to the Unlimited Tacos, in exchange for Tacos player Wyatt Glover.
Though initially perturbed by the change of scenery and the constantly shifting locales of the Los Angeli, Halex quickly grew accustomed to the new group, often seen feasting on the meat held within the city's titular tacos.
Halex seems to be more than comfortable with her new team, in no small part due to her sympathizing with the Taco's recently-discovered mission to EAT THE GODS. Her newfound appetite for godflesh is likely responsible for her fans finally acknowledging her by the name 'Apex Predator'.
===Stealing Shoes===
At the end of Season 15, Walton found herself recruited by the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Despite not wearing shoes, Walton delighted in helping the Shoe Thieves steal shoes, and made a very good distraction so the heist crews could carry out their activities under lessened scrutiny.
===Traveling to Tokyo===
Walton was traded to the Tokyo Lift in Season 16 and promptly moved in with Silvaire Semiquaver, who was delighted to have another set of paws around the house. It certainly didn’t hurt that Walton was enthusiastic about helping Semiquaver with any heist-related tendencies that she exhibited. In return, Semiquaver took Walton on plenty of runs along the beach.
Due to the language barrier between her former teams and her new team, Walton was concerned that her “Apex Predator!” cheer would become a thing of the past. Instead Lift fans adopted the cheer as quickly as they adopted Walton herself, and cheered for her in both Japanese and English. She was being deeply appreciative of their support.
Halexandrey Walton/IF-50.712

Halexandrey Walton ("Hex" or "Halex") is the name given to any of a wide variety of female canid or canid-like species which have played in the league, filling an otherwise empty slot in the lineup or rotation. The first observed occurrence of this was for the Yellowstone Magic, on Season 2, Day 64 as a replacement for the incineration of Sosa Elftower, when a coyote (Canis latrans) wandered onto the field. Since this time, this slot in the lineup has been filled by a Walton consistently, even though the slot itself has been transferred between teams over time.
Current species which have been observed as Halexandry Walton are listed in the table below. Since the , the diversity of the species observed has increased, as has how removed they are from being a canid in nature.
Common Name 	Latin Name 	Season and Day First Observed
Coyote 	Canis latrans 	Season 2 Day 64
Grey / Red / Eastern Wolf 	Canis Lupus 	Season 2 Day 98
Domestic Dog (feral) 	Canis familiaris 	Season 3 Day 16
Grizzly Bear 	Ursus arctos 	Season 3 Day 20
Red Fox 	Vulpes vulpes 	Season 3 Day 56
Mexican priarie dog 	Cynomys mexicanus 	Season 4 Day 28
Black-tailed Prairie Dog 	Cynomys ludovicianus 	Season 6 Day 4
TanukiOnly observed during Tokyo Lift home games. 	Nyctereutes procyonoides	Season 11 Day 16
Spiny dogfishCuriously, not only observed in games with maritime settings.	Squalus acanthias 	Season 13 Day 16
Mainland Grizzly Bear 	Ursus arctos horribilis 	Season 15 Day 96
Maned Wolf 	Chrysocyon brachyurus 	Season 16 Day 32
Bobcat 	Lynx Rufus 	Season 16 Day 54
Ezo Flying Squirrel 	Pteromys volans orii 	Season 17 Day 81
Green Pheasant 	Phasianus versicolor 	Season 18 Day 23
Kerama Deer 	Cervus nippon keramae 	Season 18 Day 27
Leopard Cat 	Prionailurus bengalensis	Season 19 Day 73
Of these, by far the most common species witnessed is the coyote, including the specific initial coyote which replaced Elftower in season 2. Despite the fact that Walton is readily observed by fans of the sport to be a multitude of different specific animals and species, almost universally any active Blaseball players identifies her exclusively as a "good girl," "pupper," "puppo," or "fluffy-wuffy", seemingly confusing her with some domesticated canid. Players on both Walton's team and on opposing teams treat her as such, petting her, giving her table scraps (Tokyo Lift player Nandy Slumps seems especially prone to doing this). When asked, Blaseball players cannot identify what specific species she is nor can they identify that she is, in fact, a wild animal.
Walton's "change" of species has never been directly observed. While Walton does hang around the team between games, before the next game they always seem to have a moment to slip out of sight, during which they may change species.
Halexandrey Walton/Season 3 Interview

I run.
The deer hide.
I run.
The rabbits hide.
I run.
The sun hides.
The trees sleep. No snow.
I run.
I am hungry. The night is forever. I am hungry.
The wind speaks. No prey.
I run.
I smell fire. Fire destroys. Fire feeds me. Fire panics the prey.
I run to the rocks I know. The rocks are tall.
Deer cannot jump them.
Rabbits cannot dig them.
I smell fire here.
A rock is gone.
The rocks are always here.
A rock is gone.
The wind speaks. I smell fire and Rangers.
Rangers are not prey.
Rangers are not death.
Rangers watch, always watching.
I see the rock is gone.
I smell the rock is gone.
My paws feel small stones. Warm stones. The stones are new.
I see the stars in the gap in the rocks.
There are Ranger furs near the gap in the rocks.
I have never seen Rangers without their fur.
A stick smells like the Rangers.
The stick is smooth.
The stick has no leaves.
The trees have no leaves. The trees sleep when the sun hides.
The wind whispers sky.
The wind whispers dirt.
I paw at the stick. It rolls towards me. I see the stick is made of night and snow.
The wind speaks “Sky. Dirt.”
I nose at the stick, and my fur prickles like when storms bring fire from sky to earth.
The stick is good, I think.
I think.
The wind says to me, “The sky is the earth.”
I test the stick with my jaws. Maybe the stick will feed me, when rabbits hide for too long. The stick fits between my teeth like it has always been there. I forget it wasn’t.
I look up. A Ranger stands by the gap in the rocks. It nods. I shake out my mane and worry at the stick. The Ranger nods again. I blink and the Ranger is gone.
The Ranger smell is not from the Ranger. It comes from the furs by the gap in the rocks. I stalk the fur, pounce. The furs come apart beneath me, a splash of blood in a pile of dirt.
The wind sighs through the gap in the rocks. “The sky is the ground.”
The blood does not smell like blood. The blood does not run. The blood is the shape of a pine tree, hollow as a wasp’s nest. It rolls away, stops, rolls back to me.
The fur has no meat within it. It is camouflage protecting nothing, soft and dry and clean. No blood.
The fur feels right. The blood feels right. My paws rake over the fur, and where I touch I feel their whispers nip at my ears.
I should wear the fur. I should wear this fur. This fur is my new fur.
The stick in my mouth tingles, and teaches me its name.
The wind speaks, and finally I understand.
“As Above. So Below.”
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Halifax

Halifax is a sunken city in the Canadian Province of Nova Scotia. The current mayor is Cummerbund O'Shartigan.
== Geography ==
Due to rising water levels in recent years, Halifax has built supermassive levees around the harbour city. An unforeseen consequence of the levees was that the extra weight of the walls caused a sinking of the whole city between them. Very little light reaches most of Halifax now. The neighbouring community of Dartmouth across the bay chose not to build levees, and did not sink, as a result, it has become home to many of Halifax’s wealthy, who craved the sun's light.
== Population ==
According to the 2019 census, Halifax had a population of 243,990 humans, with an additional 191,239 who reported as other.
== Splorts ==
Halifax is the current home city of the Canada Moist Talkers, a team in the Internet Blaseball League who play out of Gleek Arena.
Category:Canada
Category:Community-Made Places
Category:Cities
Category:Canada Moist Talkers
Halifax Gazette

The Halifax Gazette is a weekly newspaper published in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, from March 23, 1752 until April 34, 1953, and again from September 5, 2004 to the present. Since 2015, it has been part of the Candyman Media Network. They offices take up half of the seventh floor of the Gleek Telecoms building in downtown Halifax. Their current editor in chief (since 2017) is Farce Glacier.
== Writers ==
* Julie Canterwaul, local events
* Cauterize Hull, crime
* Karmaroon Ticks, espionage
* Jimm Mantin, arts
* Cal Fricassee, energy drinks
* Paul Cartography, splorts
* Isabellio Rapini, investigative reporter
Category:Canada
Category:Media
Category:Press
Hall Stars

The Hall Stars are a Blaseball team consisting of Internet League Blaseball players summoned from The Hall by The Monitor. The Hall Stars first appeared during , Day X, defeating THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS in their first game.
== Roster ==
Lineup	Rotation
*Boyfriend Monreal
*Landry Violence
*Randall Marijuana
*Workman Gloom
*Tyreek Olive
*Dominic Marijuana
*Scrap Murphy
*Morrow Doyle
*Sebastian Sunshine
*Kiki Familia
*Yazmin Mason
*Caligula Lotus
*Emmett Internet	
*Axel Trololol
== Former Players ==
===Incinerations===
*Sebastian Telephone (Season 10, Day X; replaced by Scrap Murphy)
===Feedback Swaps===
*Jaylen Hotdogfingers (Season 10, Day X; replaced by Axel Trololol)
Category:Teams
Category:Hall Stars
Halomonas Pillae

Halomonas Pillae is the subspecies name for a sub-type of rust eating bacteria that exists down in the Core. 
==Behavior==
Thriving off of the deeper sanctums of the Pillars, it prefers the unique combination of metal rust near the stadium, often leaving shiny, untouched metal where it has been. It was thought that this bacteria could possibly erode structural integrity but due to multiple ballgame related incidents, the bacteria actually re-enforce the integrity of the material around it. 
==Traits==
The visual qualities of the bacteria are strange, being visible only when exposed to rigid temperature changes or sudden impact. Their hue when visible is a hiughly specular teal, leaving marks where incidents occurred for hours, even days at a time. The bacteria itself is technically safe for consumption but will often cause gastrointestinal distress in large armounts due to the anomalous properties of the bugs, the hydrochloric content; theorized to be replacing weaker versions of the material with stonger ones. Further testing is needed.
Category:Core Mechanics
Category:Core
Category:Core Bestiary
Hana Wildebeest

is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers, and has been with the team since Season 2, Day 17.
==Official League Records==
Wildebeest joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hades Tigers on Season 2, Day 17 after the incineration of Velasquez Alstott.
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Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Hands Scoresburg

was a lineup player for the Core Mechanics and was with the team from the Descension until being incinerated on , Day 30.
==Official League Records==
Scoresburg joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Core Mechanics during the Descension. 
On , Day 30, Scoresburg was incinerated and replaced by Jasper Blather.
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Category:Players
Category:Players With Base 1
Category:Incinerated Players
Hank Mayor

was a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Records==
Mayor was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
During the Party Planning election, Mayor attended the Lift’s Mixer, resulting in a combined stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Tokyo Lift Short Circuits Players
Harmony H. Henderson

==Role as CEO==
Harmony H. Henderson is the CEO of Crabs™ LLC, formerly the Baltimore Crabs. She was made the CEO after the Crabs ascended at the end of . After ascending, Boss helped the Crabs rebrand as a shell corporation (only in name) and put Harmony in charge. It's also apparent that no one knows what's going on nor what they're meant to be doing.
==Relation to Tillman==
Harmony is Tillman Henderson's mother. They seem to have become estranged overtime because they are both busy with their own jobs. The status of their relationship is unknown to the public, as neither of them are willing to make a public comment aside from "[the other person] seems to be doing a great job" -- although, much like his Crabs teammates, Harmony only started commenting this way once Tillman switched from pitching to batting.
==Behavior==
Harmony wears a suit, but always has a Baltimore Crabs hat on backwards, due to wanting to seem like a cool and hip CEO. It doesn't work.
She wants to seem cool, but also claims to have "no time for anyone's shenanigans." 
While she's not working she paces around whatever room she's in. People assume that she paces around in her sleep too. She also rides the elevators up and down to pretend like she has places to be. 
She apologizes when needed, says please and thank you, and is generally polite. 
==Trivia==
*13 does not exist.
==Fan Works==
Harmony H. Henderson features in the following fan works.
File:Harmony Henderson Cori 2.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harmony Henderson. Harmony is a red haired woman with pale skin with crab markings on her face and hands. She is wearing a red pantsuit with pointy shoulder pads with spikes all over them. She is holding up a golden medallion and her face is stylized to just be two angry red eyes. There is a distorted lightning bolt in the background.|Harmony by Cori
File:Harmony Henderson Cori 3.jpg|alt=A traditional drawing of Harmony Henderson. Harmony is a red haired woman with pale skin with crab markings on her face and hands and legs. She is wearing a red pantsuit with pointy shoulder pads with spikes all over them. She has a big crab shaped crown over her head and is sitting on a cloud with a line graph in the background.|Harmony by Cori
File:Harmony Henderson Cori 1.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harmony Henderson. Harmony is a red haired woman with pale skin with crab markings on her face and hands. She is wearing a red pantsuit with pointy shoulder pads with spikes all over them. She is frowning with her hand to her chin.|Harmony by Cori
Category:Baltimore Crabs
Harper Peeps

was a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and competed in Gamma 2.
== Official League Record ==
Peeps was first seen as a player in the Shadows for the Canada Moist Talkers after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
On Gamma 2, Season 2, Day 14, Peeps joined the Moist Talkers' lineup in exchange for Bibby Trunbo due to Night.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Canada Moist Talkers Short Circuits Players
Harry Flora

is a pitcher for the Hawai‘i Fridays, and has been with the team since Season 1.
==Official League Records==
Flora joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Hawai‘i Fridays in Season 1.
== Background ==
Harry Flora is a middle-aged himbo, he/him lesbian, passionate gardener, and general shenanigan enthusiast. He is married to fellow Fridays pitcher Svetlana Dickens, who has been frequently quoted saying “oh, boys will be boys” with a smile after his most recent hijinks with teammate Annick Throgmorten. Flora is also a long time fan of Basilio Fig, and, despite being on the same team, has yet to work up the courage to introduce himself.
Category:Players
Category:Hawai'i Fridays
Haruta Byrd

is a player for the Hawai‘i Fridays, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Byrd has previously played for the Philly Pies.
==Official League Records==
Byrd joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Philly Pies with .
On , Day 25, Byrd joined the Pies' lineup in exchange for Ren Hunter at Tastycake Stadium via the .
On , Day 30, Byrd retreated to the Pies' Shadows in exchange for August Obrien at Tastycake Stadium via the Ratified Voicemail.
During the November 4, 2022 Fall Ball, Byrd fell to the Hawai‘i Fridays.
On Season 2, Day 4, Byrd's Alternate was called by the Mage Umpire in Solar Eclipse (Red) weather.
==History==
===Background===
Haruta Byrd is a bird indigenous to the Hawaiian islands who likes extreme sports and is forklift certified. She was the second player to Fall to Hawai‘i Fridays, and has been best bros with first Friday Fall Mags Highlife ever since.
===Alteration===
During Season 2, Byrd was alternated. Now a legally distinct bird from before, statisticians report that the potential bird count of the Fridays “rose from 0-1 birds to between 0-2” and would continue to increase upon further potential changes.
Haunt Wednesday

is a pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists.
== Official League Records==
Wednesday joined Internet League Blaseball as a shadows pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
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==Trivia==
*Haunt communicates primarily via Feedback-esque static noises at varying volumes. As a resuly, Blaseball superstition states that, in Feedback weather, players are more likely to be Feedbacked when Haunt is around. This has not been proven.
*Haunt can communicate in words via spirit box or ouija board, though they generally choose not to.
* Haunt consistently floats about a foot off the ground. Their head, detached from their body, floats an additional foot above their neck. This makes them appear to be much taller than they actually are.
*Haunt has been known to appear with her head entirely missing from time to time.
*Haunt has very strong opinions on coffee, despite not having a mouth.
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== Fan Art ==
Kayleerowenahaunt.png|Haunt Wednesday's first appearance by @kayleerowena
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Category:Players
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Shadows
Haunt Wednesday/IF-10.30

== Personal History==
Haunt Wednesday is a ghost. She was summoned by members of the Pandemonium Artists during a late-night ouija board session. She does not remember how she died, who she was when she was alive, or how long she has been dead. Thankfully, none of that information is necessary to play Blaseball. Haunt's name was given to them by their teammates.
Haunt is known as Half-Star Haunt to fans, in an echo of Lars Taylor's "Lone-Star Lars" nickname. She is, actually, a six-star pitcher, but only on Wednesdays, the day after the Coffee Cup. When asked why she does not simply play well every day of the week, Haunt responded with ominous static sounds.
Haunt Wednesday/IF-46.14

== Personal History ==
Haunt Wednesday was known in life as ▇▇▇▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇. Haunt Wednesday was killed by a stray foul ball by Jaylen Hotdogfingers, and is the only known civilian casualty of Hotdogfingers' murder spree. No debt was collected when Wednesday died, nor was their death publicized in any way, as the league was too distracted by the events of Ruby Tuesday to notice a fan's incineration in the stands.
When asked via ouija board, Haunt claims no memory of this or any other event during their time alive, though the mention of Hotdogfingers' name caused the planchette to shake and Wednesday to phase out of existence for a full 15 minutes. It is theorized that Wednesday has remained on the Immaterial Plane after their death searching for vengeance for their fate, only to be found via playing the game that led to their demise.
As the Pandemonium Artists were removed from the Coffee Cup before facing Hotdogfingers' team, Heavy FC, the truth of the matter may never be discovered.
Hawai'i Fridays/Beta/Season 1

In Season 1, the Fridays performed with an almost even record, but still placed low in their division. At elections, a mystery blessing would grant the team a powerful player.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup 	Rotation
*Elijah Valenzuela
*Sebastian Sunshine
*York Silk
*Hendricks Rangel
*Terrell Bradley
*Thomas England
*Fletcher Yamamoto
*Nolanestophia Patterson
*Christian Combs	
*Stevenson Heat
*Sam Solis
*Jacob Winner
*Karato Bean
*James Mora
Shadows	Shadows
*Garcia Tabby
*Mayra Buckley
*Stephanie Donaldson
*Timmy Manco
*Melton Campbell
*Mckinney Vaughan
*Leticia Lozano
*Caleb Morin
*Nicholas Nolan
*Itsuki Winner
*Cory Novak	
*Garcia Tabby
*Mayra Buckley
*Stephanie Donaldson
*Timmy Manco
*Melton Campbell
*Mckinney Vaughan
*Leticia Lozano
*Caleb Morin
*Nicholas Nolan
*Itsuki Winner
*Cory Novak
==Elections==
===Blessings===
*Mystery Defection
**Nagomi Mcdaniel mysteriously defected to the Hawai'i Fridays. Nolanestophia Patterson swapped to the Tigers. There's still no clear answer for why this happened.
==Season Overview==
In the first season of Blaseball's return, the Fridays ranked low in their division. At elections, a "Mystery Blessing," suspected to be the result of a bug in the software of the simulation, granted the team Nagomi Mcdaniel, a strong batter and overall player.
Category: Season 1
Category:Hawai'i Fridays