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My Roomie Ruslan/IF-30.412

== My Roomie Ruslan Klickstarter ==
At the end of Season 12, Woodman launched a campaign on the crowd-funding site Klickstarter to finance the creation of My Roomie Ruslan: The Second Act. The series planned to feature Greatness moving in with Lang Richardson, resulting in an amusing reversal where Ruslan would be the one being annoyed by his roommates quirks and odd behavior. 
The Klickstarter was a runaway success raising several times more than its initial goal. However the project soon ran into problems. At a recent game Richardson had thrown away a box of fellow player Yusef Puddles's dolphin masks because "they ruined the dugout's mise-en-scéne." In retribution, Puddles hacked into the Klickstarter project and changed the end date to always be one week in the future. Since the pledged money would only be transferred at the project's end, Woodman was left without a way to access the funds he had raised.
The ever-changing end date did little to slow the rate of pledges and the amount raised continued to inrease. Unsure what else to do, Woodman began adding stretch goals to the project. At first these goals included things like filming a bonus Christmas episode and upgrading the sets, but as they kept being reached the stretch goals became increasingly outlandish, such as cloning Ruslan or electing Richardson mayor of Philadelphia.
At some point over the decade-long Grand Siesta flans began to pledge things other than money to the project, including blood, souls, and secret names. The project is well on its way to meeting the next stretch goal of "turning Philadelphia into a shining utopia on a hill." Financial analysts worry that should the Klickstarter campaign ever end the resulting collection of pledged money and spiritual materials will result in an economic and metaphysical disaster in the greater Philadelphia area.
My Roomie Ruslan/IF-62.559

=== My Roomie Ruslan and Son ===
As with many revivals targeted for an all ages audience, My Roomie Ruslan's revival decided to focus not just on Ruslan and his new roommate Lang Richardson, but on the next generation of Greatnesses. However despite the decade long break between the two, Ruslan had not obtained any children. Various attempts were made to cast young actors as Ruslan's offspring, but Ruslan seemed confused by the concept and would regularly state on camera that the child actor was not related to him. Eventually the producers and Ruslan came to a compromise and one of many many birds that Ruslan had raised was cast as his son. While this means that Ruslan's son is incapable of speech or following any sort of plot, he does look very cute in his little hat. Reviews of the revival have been mixed
My Roomie Ruslan/IF-71.943

== Ruslan-Senpai is My New Roommate?! ==
Ruslan-Senpai is My New Roommate?! Is an animated comedy tv show made in the style of Japanese anime. The only known copy of the show was found on an unmarked VHS tape lying in the Pies locker room. It appears to be someone’s attempt at making a spin-off of My Roomie Ruslan.
The show stars anime versions of the Philly Pies team, all of whom are voiced by the same unknown individual speaking in falsetto. The main character is Philling-chan, a young pastry who moved into the big city in pursuit of her dream of playing blaseball. Philling-chan goes to try out for the Philly Pies, but Hinkie-sensei only hires her as a towel boy. Undeterred, she vows to prove her worth to the team, but problems arise when she arrives back at her apartment to find Ruslan-senpai sleeping on her couch. What will the team think if they find out about her new roommate?!
What happens next on the show is unknown as 10 minutes into watching the tape the Pies team ejected it and had it ritually burned. It is not known who made Ruslan-Senpai is My New Roommate?! but judging by the insider knowledge it references the creator must be someone on the team. 
“No one here admitted to making this… thing, but one of them has to be lying.” Said Woodman, before a look of horror crept across his face. “Unless the Philling made it, but’s that’s impossible… right?” When asked for comment the Philling merely clicked it’s heels and skedaddled out of the room.
NASCARL

The National Association for Stlock Carl Auto Racing League (NASCARL) is an American auto racing sanctioning and operating company that is best known for stlock carl racing. The privately owned company was founded by Bob England Jr. in XX48, and his son, New England, has been the CEO since XX18. The company is headquartered in Adleyville, WM. Each year, NASCARL sanctions over 350,000 races at over 100 tracks in 52 US states as well as in Canada, Mexico, and Europe. Studies suggest that the high number of NASCARL-sanctioned races can be explained by the fact that NASCARL sanctions many children's pretend races with die-cast carls in addition to professional races with real carls.
== History ==
Formalized stlock car racing was first developed in the U.S. in the XX00s, but failed to gain much popularity until several decades later, when the track shape was changed from celtic knot to oval. According to Bob England Jr., "Nobody wanted to play the game until someone had the idea of an oval track. Too many crashes before that. I don't know how they thought of it, to be honest. Damn brilliant." However, critics to this day contend that the oval track is too easy and defeats the original purpose of stlock carl racing.
The XX90s saw major changes for NASCARL, after a catastrophic crash at the Hashing Motor Speedway killed every driver in the race and a large amount of grass in the infield. After months of protests, NASCARL rolled out a number of controversial new safety regulations, including a rule that demanded the removal of lava from all official tracks and another that required all racers to have at least a learner's permit before entering a race. NASCARL faced harsh criticism from racing traditionalists such as Macy Dacy Bargo-Smith, who said, "What's next? Why don't we just give the players participation trophies? This is the end of NASCARL. Mark my words."
In recent years, NASCARL has struggled to maintain viewership as its fans age. In an effort to entice younger viewers, NASCARL remodeled their logo to more closely resemble that of Flacebook in XX19.
== Major Tracks ==
* Adleyville International Speedway - Adleyville, WM
* Detroit Motor Speedway - Detroit, MI
* Hashing Motor Speedway - Hashing, WM
* Durham Death Pit - Durham, NC
*Daytona Intranational Speedway - Daytona Beach, FL
* Mario Circuit - Toad Town, MK
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Nagomi Mcdaniel II

is a is a lineup player in the Vault, and has been there since the end of . Mcdaniel II has played for the Boston Flowers.
==Official League Records==
Mcdaniel II joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Boston Flowers during the via the Gift Shop. At the end of the Season, Mcdaniel II faded to and returned to the Vault.
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Nagomi Mcdaniel III

is a is a lineup player in the Vault, and has been there since the end of . Mcdaniel III has played for the Atlantis Georgias.
== Official League Records ==
Mcdaniel III joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias during the via the Gift Shop. At the end of the Season, Mcdaniel III faded to and returned to the Vault.
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Nagomi Meng

Nagomi Meng was a player in the Shadows for the Hades Tigers, and was with the team from the start of until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Meng joined the league in as a pitcher for the Hades Tigers.
On , Day 15, Annie Roland siphoned some of Meng's hitting ability.
Perhaps Meng's finest performance as a Tiger came in the Mild League finals of 's Internet Series against the Philly Pies and ace pitcher Elvis Figueroa, when she was able to completely shut out the Pies' offence en route to a vital 1-0 victory for the Tigers.
During the , Meng retreated to the Tigers' Shadows as a result of the blessing.
==Player History==
Nagomi Meng is a Taiwanese Japanese blaseball player, hotel manager and speedrunner from Hades. Meng currently holds a world record speed run of the classic ██████ █████ and often applies her speed running strategies on the Blaseball field. She is known both for her skill in skipping frames and the discovery of a strategy involving ████ and imprecise hitboxes that has completely revolutionized the run game, but her biggest claim to fame in the underleagues was her ability to stay on one base while attempting to steal the next in another dimension.
"Sometimes I strike out, just to reset the game faster so I can attempt a better run next inning."
Since joining the Hades Tigers, Meng has begun applying her skills at the mound instead. It is generally recommended not to view streams of games where she is pitching on anything but the most stable of networks as she has a tendency to cause ██████████, as she rarely stays in a single frame of reality long enough to be fully visible. The ILB does not consider itself responsible for any possible computer glitches, ████████, or possible █████ caused by viewing official streams on an unstable network.
Toward the beginning of The Discipline Era, Meng was quoted as saying "I'm still not quite sure what Blaseball is. I think my teammates are afraid to tell me. I'm doing my best out there."
==Personal Life==
Nagomi Meng is in a committed relationship with the River Styx, and the two were married in a private ceremony following the end of .
==Season 8 Glitch==
While practicing a difficult new pitching technique that involved clipping into the mound in order to generate speed and then releasing the ball at hypervelocity, Meng ended up clipping through the ground and launching herself through the geometry of Sixth Circle Stadium at such speed that she only appeared on the pitch camera for a few frames. It is currently suspected based on her velocity at the time that she landed somewhere in a parallel universe.
==Fan Works==
Videos
*Idle Worship - Nagomis by Olive
Art
File:Nagomi.png|Season 2 Meng by 
File:NagomiMeng Fancymancer.png|Speedrun Nagomi by 
File:146NagomiMeng.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Nagomi Meng Portrait.jpg|alt=Image of Nagomi Meng distorted with chromatic aberration. Overlaid with lineart in green red and blue of veins, partial skull and muscles|Portrait of Nagomi Meng by @curseofscots
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Namerifeht

is the seventh entity to arrive in Blaseball, and is known for the forging of Sun 1. Namerifeht was first mentioned when The First Day, 1st Edition was revealed in the Library, and they first appeared in-game before the Election.
==Visual Appearance==
Namerifeht's in-game appearance is a video of an upside-down yule log fireplace with a brick wall behind itThe (unlisted) video used for Namerifeht, showcasing the video footage itself is upside down: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0et7jJ1zV_w. Namerifeht's text is displayed with each letter reversed in an orange color, usually with the first letter in all of their words being capitalized.
==History Of Appearances==
===Season 23 Election===
Namerifeht first appeared preceding the , and offered the following series of messages:
Credit Denied
Service Suspended
Balance Outstanding
Assets Underwater
Bridges Burned
Final Notice
Fire Sale
===Season 24, Day 99===
Namerifeht appeared briefly to speak after the via Black Hole(Black Hole):
balance paid
credit extended
==Gallery==
==Fan Works==
==Trivia==
*If spelt backwards, "Namerifeht" becomes "The Fireman".
*In the real-life game of Baseball, a fireman is a Team's top relief Pitcher who is able to "put out fires" if the opposing Team begins to gain ground, or to close a Game.Baseball-Reference. (9 May 2010). (Website) - via www.baseball-reference.com
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Nanci Grackle

is a player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Grackle has previously played for the Atlantis Georgias.
==Official League Records==
Grackle joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Atlantis Georgias during the Descension.
On , Day 86, Grackle joined the Georgias' active roster in exchange for Goobie Ballson via the Atlantean Dome's . During the , Grackle became a lineup player in exchange for Erin Jesaulenko as a result of the Georgias' will.
On , Day 61, Grackle swallowed a stray peanut and had a allergic reaction, resulting in a combined stat decrease.
On , Day 40, Grackle retreated to the Georgias' Shadows in exchange for Fish Summer at the Atlantean Dome via the .
During the November 4, 2022 Fall Ball, Grackle fell to the Houston Spies. Grackle became a pitcher on the first day of Season 1.
==Fan Works==
File:Nanci Grackle by @wayslidecool.png|Portrait of Grackle by @wayslidecool
File:Nanci Grackle by tiny revel.png|by @tiny_revel
File:Nanci Grackle mini by HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by HetreaSky
File:Niq and Nanci by wayslidecool.png|alt=A digital illustration of Niq Nyong'o and Nanci Grackle. Niq is a middleweight transfeminine Luo woman, with dark skin, browline glasses, and her hair styled in locs that glow blue towards the ends. Her left arm ends in a stump. She is wearing a pink v-neck under a blue button-up with various ocean-themed patterns. She is wearing an ammonite necklace. She is staring off into the distance, and has an exhausted expression on her face. Nanci is a fat transmasculine Haida person with pale skin, green triangular glasses, green goggles worn over his forehead, and a buzzcut. He is wearing a black fur coat, a green button-up shirt that is partially unbuttoned, and a fishnet top. He has his right arm wrapped around Niq's shoulder, and is looking at her with a smug expression. His speech is represented by the icons for Debt, Observed, and Haunted with lines trailing towards his face. They are placed in front of a purple background.|Nanci Grackle with Niq Nyong'o, by
Nanci Hardcore

was a player in the lineup for the Yellowstone Magic, and competed in Gamma 1.
==Official League Records==
Hardcore was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Yellowstone Magic after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 1.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Hardcore’s defense stat increased as a result of the More Eyes amplification, resulting in a defense stat increase.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Hardcore was targeted to be Charged, gaining the modification and being removed from the Magic's roster.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Yellowstone Magic Short Circuits Players
Nandy Slumps

was a pitcher for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and was with the team from , Day 76 until Fall Ball. Slumps has previously played for the Tokyo Lift.
==Official League Records==
Slumps joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift during the after the Ascension of the Baltimore Crabs.
During the , Slumps became a lineup player via the Lift's will.
During the , Slumps was given the modification as part of the seasonal reading.
On , Day 87, Slumps retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Coolname Galvanic at the Tokyo Fitness Center via the Ratified .
On , Day 76, The Bucket stole Slumps from the Lift and gave them to the Mexico City Wild Wings. On Day 77, Slumps joined the Wild Wings' pitching rotation in exchange for Cat McSriff at the The Bucket via the .
==Fan Works==
File:Nandy Slumps spark.png|alt=Digital drawing of Nandy Slumps on a blank background with purple-pink messy colors. Nandy is a short and stout, wrinkly lady with big droopy cheeks, tanned skin and white frizzy hair. Clothes reminiscent of a soccer uniform, with a short-sleeved tee, shorts and big shoes. She holds a bat over her shoulder and looks to the side cockily with a hand on her hip, captioned "immortal?" and "definitely not a batter".|Art by @spark
File:Nandy Slumps fancymancer Bust.png|alt=A digital waist-up sketch of Nandy, an old extremely muscular Japanese woman in a sleeveless Lift uniform and blaseball cap. She has long white har in a bun, and is tossing a blaseball up into the air with one hand as she smiles and looks confidently to the side.|Art by @Fancymancer
File:Nandy Slumps fancymancer Fullbody.png|alt=A digital sketch of Nandy, an old, short, and extremely muscular Japanese woman wearing a Lift uniform and blaseball cap. She is smiling confidently as she tosses a blaseball up into the air with one hand, and puts her other hand on her hips.|Art by @Fancymancer
File:Someone will die of fun Fancymancer.png|alt=Nandy Slumps, an elderly and extremely buff old Japanese woman in a sleeveless Lift uniform, looks towards the camera with her arms crossed as she says "Someone will die." Stijn Strongbody, a muscular four-armed Japanese man with glasses and a Lift Jersey, puts one arm over her shoulder as he gives a thumbs up and exclaims in response to Nandy's statement, "Of Fun!"|Slumps and Stijn Strongbody. Art by @Fancymancer
File:Nandy Slumps unhenge.jpg|alt=Two side-by-side drawings of Nandy Slumps on a blaseball field. Both are imitating photos. The left one is in grayscale, showing a young Slumps in a blaseball uniform with a skirt and a blurred out logo. The right is in color, with a much older and more muscular Nandy with gray hair, an eye patch, and a sleeveless Lift uniform. She looks triumphant in the first, and tired in the second.|Art by @unhenge
File:Nandy stijn ursius.jpg|alt=A 2-panel comic. The first panel shows Nandy, an old muscular woman with an eyepatch, saying, "I have done nothing wronge, ever, in my life." The second panel shows Stijn, a muscular four-armed man, raising an arm as he says "I know this, and I love you."|Slumps and Stijn Strongbody. Art by @unhenge
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Nandy Slumps/IF-1667

===Background===
The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.
===With The Tokyo Adrift===
The Slumps are a series of sand and gravel banks located just outside of The Tokyo Adrift’s home harbour. The journal describes them as “requiring a perfectly coordinated crew led by a deft hand to navigate” and “a pain in the butt”. Located at the confluence of several oceanic currents, they have been pejoratively described by some as “the centre of the whole damn world”. The Immateria Seas’ currents ensure that no two journeys through the Slumps are the same. Routes through the shallows had to be planned on the fly, necessitating both skill of the highest calibre and a healthy amount of improvisation from a captain and their crew. An entry quotes the head of a notable merchant fleet as saying “Those damn Slumps ruin my plans week after week.”. “Down in the Slumps” appears to have been a phrase roughly analogous to modern day usage of “down in the doldrums”.
Despite these challenges, The Tokyo Adrift and its crew were notable for their high rate of success when navigating through the Slumps. Led by Captain Strongbody, the Adrift expertly slalomed its way through the Slumps with minimal casualties and time lost. This meant that having the Slumps barring the only entry point to their harbour became a strategic advantage for the Adrift. However, they too were not exempt from its dangers and on at least three separate occasions, found they had run aground on a gravel bank. Out of those three, one entry quotes crew member Cudi Di Batterino as stating “that place gives me the creeps” and urging the crew to extricate themselves quickly, citing “an unshakeable feeling that [they] were being watched, and judged”. In yet another incident, Cudi claimed to have seen someone attempting to board the vessel while it was lodged atop a gravel bank but was unable to get another crewmate to corroborate his story.
Nasrin McKinley

was a player in the Shadows for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Records==
McKinley was first seen as a player in the Shadows for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Nasrin Swanson

was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Swanson was first seen as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 Elections, Swanson's batting increased from as a result of the Sunbeams' More Muscles amplification.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams Short Circuits Players
Natalie Santana

was a player in the Shadows for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Santana was first seen as a player in the Shadows for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players