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Cubic Missile Crisis

The Cubic Missile Crisis occurred in 20X6, when cubes ruled the Earth. The cubes were cruel and unforgiving towards their two-dimensional citizens, especially squares. A rebellion by a faction of squares in the small country of Squarcadia sparked a massive war and the greatest shape-related crisis in the Earth's history.
==Rebellion==
The squares of Squarcadia felt that they were being oppressed and repressed. Squares had hardly any rights: they could not vote, hold public office, or purchase food. Typically squares had to hunt and eat triangles themselves.
A small rebel force called Truth Squared was organized by Edgar Allan Poe, one of the foremost squivil rights leaders of his time. This force gathered underground to discuss their plans, knowing that if they were caught by the cubes that they all faced death by geometry. 
==Assassination==
On Apxil rx90, 20X6 a plan was put into motion by the Truth Squared rebel group. They would assassinate the heir apparent to the cubic throne, Archducke Franz Ferdinand^3 from a book suppository as he was watching a play.
Poe (not to be confused with Po) went through with the assassination himself and then went to get a Coke. He was apprehended by the Cubic Secret Police but got away. He became the most wanted shape in all of Earth. The assassination sparked a firestorm of chaos.
==A Firestorm Of Chaos==
Cubes declared war on Squares Apxil rx90.2 20X6. Pablo Picasso, leader of the Cubism movement, led his troops on the march to Squareville and pillaged the town, killing all of it inhabitants. This of course led to retaliation from the Squares, who with their allies, the rectangles, slapped Cubic children repeatedly. Picasso was so angered by this turn of events that he commanded that dividers be pointed towards the squares. Deadly dividers.
==The Crisis==
The Squares were very frightened by this and pleaded for mercy. Picasso ruthlessly continued to hold the squares hostage.
Finally, Poe surrendered.
However, due to the technology of the time, Picasso did not receive the message until after he had pressed the big red round button. The world was shortly thereafter destroyed.
Category:History
Category:Politics
Category:Cubes
Category:Wars
Culinary Institute of America

Founded during the First Cold War, the Culinary Institute of America (CIA) is a Good Housekeeping certified, independent intelligence agency. 
Its central training school is in Roswell, New Mexico. The Agency has trained some of the best-known and best-loved chefs and cooking show hosts around the world who, by virtue of their oath of secrecy, must keep under cover the recipes that they learned at the school. 
The Institute operates a catering service that serves five-star cuisine to embassies and heads of state around the world. Former U.S. president John F. Kennedy was particularly found of their Cape Cod Cheesecake.
The Institute's headquarters host a Hamburgerlympics every 4 years, the Hamburger being their greatest invention. Recent winners include Dick Cheney, and that fat guy from American Idol.
The Institute operates a major fast-food chain, from which they generally recruit candidates for chef training.
For those candidates entering the Chef Training Program without having had previous cook and SEAL training, there is a rigorous six-week introductory training course at the Institute's Cook Training School in the South Pacific, on the Cook Islands. The Islands have a significant seal population and its jungles have many unique plants with special properties essential for many of the Institute's most important recipes.
Category:Central Intelligence Agency
category:Food
category:Fast Food
Category:Organizations
category:Secrets
Category:Things That You Wouldn't Think Are Evil, But Actually Are
Culture shock

Culture shock is the uncomfortable and often painful sensation caused by contact with culture for any length of time. The onset is usually sudden, and can affect anyone, even those who have been exposed to culture before. Risk factors include novels, theatre, cinema, all forms of music and even some comic books. 
It is frequently confused with other culture-related injuries, such as the sore feeling from having been sitting in the same uncomfortable seat for several hours. While this can be caused by prolonged exposure to Hamlet or Wagner's operas, the onset is more gradual and it can also have non-cultural causes, such as economy class air travel. Culture shock by contrast is more sudden and is caused only by culture. 
= Safety Note =
While any contact with culture of any form can produce a culture shock, High Culture is particularly dangerous, and it is recommended that only specially trained professionals handle it. Opera is considered extremely hazardous and non-professionals should only observe it from a safe distance, greater than 700ft (200m) and using purpose-made opera glasses. 
In art galleries and museums all culture is kept behind safety barriers or painted lines on the floor (similar to those on train platforms). The public should stay behind those barriers and remain in view of the lifeguards.
All other culture should be handled with care, and only for short periods. Pop culture is usually safe since most of it is ephemeral and soon dissipates to nothing. The exceptions are the enduring works which you can find named by cultural experts in regular lists of "Top 100 Movies/Albums/Decades of All Time" and similar. You should use this expert advice to avoid such classics under all circumstances. 
Caution is still required with pop culture because, unfortunately, there are some "instant classics". There is little that can be done to mitigate this danger, although one precaution is to avoid anything nominated for an award or on any end-of-year polls.
= Recognising and avoiding Culture =
Most jurisdictions have adopted the ISO 555 standard warning signs for culture, such as:
	Culture! Danger of shock
DO NOT TOUCH THE ART	
	Warning: Highly Cultural
Unfortunately these are far from universally applied. It is suspected that some of the worst perpetrators of culture deliberately omit such warnings. 
= Health risks =
Most people fully recover from their first one or two culture shocks, and after that need no further encouragement to avoid culture.
Category: Medicine
Category:Culture
Cumbrian Constitution

This will not be understood by any non-civilised peoples. i.e anyone West of Haverigg, East of Sedbergh, North of Longtown and South of Milnthorpe. i.e. you. Lovingly referred to as "The Way Of The Sheep", the Cumbrian Constitution was created to rubber stamp Cumbria's complete divorce from reality. 
===Article One===
It is hereby decreed that Cumbria will remain a tourist attraction for people with wellies, 4x4's and caravans for ever and ever amen.
===Article Two===
Windermere is recognised by all free peoples (except women, the insane, the elderly and Oscar Wilde) as the biggest puddle in the world (of Cumbria).
===Article Three===
 
Scafell Pike is to be referred to as Mount Doom to cash in on the Lord Of The Rings tourist effect. Whitehaven should now be called the Mines of Moria, Grizedale Forrest, Fangorn and Barrow is hereby named Mordor. The Lord Lieutenant of Cumbria "Lord Sauron". Bare with me lads, this will make a Kendalmint.
All other place names must not be pronounced as spelled e.g. Distington pronounced Disington (note the arbitrary silent T); Cleator Moor pronounced Cleater Moo-er; Torpenhow pronounced Tre-pen-a(note the complete lack of common syllable useage) and Ambleside as that god awful bottleneck where the shops only sell coats suitable for climbing Everest.
===Article Four===
====Article Four One====
All Tourists who spend over £10 will always receive a smile. Unless they are from outside Cumbria(*), in which case they will receive sullen glances and short shrift.
(*)Infact, unless written evidence of birth of at least 3 preceding generations within Cumbria is produced True Cumbrians will consider you to be from the outside
====Article Four Two====
All tourists who spend less than a tenner, must be directed to "The Cave of Happiness" AKA "The Mines of Moria".(see above)
===Article Five===
All disputes will be settled at "The Court of Arbitration", otherwise known as the "Farmer's Committee". Where the dispute is of minor significance, the problem shall be passed first to "The Young Farmer's Association" who shall settle said dispute outside with the use of their fists and other peoples teeth. These rulings will be promptly ignored by the dreaded National Park and its legendary Rangers
===Article Five One===
Sheep are now considered holy and anyone violating their special rights and privliges will be attacked by a mob of outraged hobbits, who coincidently live in the hills o'er yonder due to the increase in price of hobbit holes due to the dreaded Orc-comers with their insatiable appetite for holiday hobbit holes.
===Article Six===
Trophy Bitter and piss warm beer will forever be the staple enjoyment of all hoary old Cumbrians for time immemorial.
Category:Cumbria
Cunning linguist

Cunning linguists are residents of the town of Cunnilingus. One of the most popular foods among those cunning linguists is pussy. In addition, many of them are women, and they are known to have great recipes for the stuff, as well as have above average proficiency at locating and stimulating the G-spot.
==History==
The cunning linguist movement, an offshoot of the more general neo-Marxist linguist movement of the early industrial age was founded in 1927 by Anita Fagina. It was forced to meet in secret at first because of widespread persecution being conducted in those days by feminists and Vikings. Gradually, however, the movement gained wider acceptance as the discovery of pussy emerged into pubic consciousness and more and more people experienced its tasty goodness.
Naturally, there were some, such as Karl Marx, who denounced the new movement as the work of capitalist pig "sleeper agents" working in the old Republic of Stalinasia. On June 12, 1929, however, a particularly cunning linguist slipped Marx some warm apple pie, and he became an instant convert.
==Pussy Cuisine==
Most of the progress of the cunning linguist movement since its inception has been related to the science of eating pussy; many important discoveries have been made in the field, especially in the last 50 years. Unfortunately, linguists, especially cunning ones, are very secretive, and it is only through the groundbreaking work of dedicated researchers in the late 80s that any of their secret workings have been brought to the light of day.
==Suggested Toppings==
Many things have been found to go well as a topping for any pussy-related dish. They are as follows:
*Whipped cream
*Honey
*Peaches
*Nutella
*Maple syrup
===Warm Apple Pie===
Those cunning linguists have devised a way to synthesize warm apple pie, which until now was impossible to recreate by man. The recipe is as follows:
====Ingredients====
*One kitten
*Vanilla
*One cherry
*Two melons
*If the above are not available, one cunning linguist will do.
====What To Do====
Spread the topping of your choice (see above) over all the other ingredients. Be gentle with it; dribble it finely and slowly. Remove glaze using the damp, fleshy object of your choice. Insert filling device and finish (This and the previous step may be done simultaneously if desired). Clean up if necessary and dump the remainder in the trash. Bake for nine months and then regret for rest of life.
==See Also==
*Pussy
*Bill Clinton
Category:Sex
Category:Puns
Category:Coherent
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==Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Crap Crap Shit (On Cunting)==
==History==
This page was one of the first to be produced by the good people at Uncyclopedia, and is featured on the Uncyclopedia:About page. 
==Literary analysis==
The author of the above statement shows clear Joycean influences, especially in his intelligent use of the 'stream of consciousness', a device whereby the author foregoes the use of traditional storytelling, punctuation, and coherence to attempt to indicate to the audience a greater truth. This shows the audience exactly what is in the character's mind, and is particularly applicable in the above case, where it becomes clear that the author is, in an ironically literal sense, full of shit.
There are also hidden messages in his work, in a similar way to Shakespeare's famous 'secret insult', whereby the first letters of the names of all the main characters in his plays, put together, make up the phrase, "MARLOWE DOTH BE GAY." The subtext for Cunt cunt cunt cunt crap crap shit may be difficult to glean for the casual viewer, but for anyone with an associate degree in literature, the writing is not simply made up of the phrase, "cunt cunt cunt cunt crap crap shit." One can posit that the semantic linking of "cunt cunt cunt cunt" and "crap crap shit," is a thoroughly symbolic comment on the inescapable path from life until death. "Indubitably, we all emerged from the cunt," says DeVry professor Irving Washington in his two hundred and page treatise on the subject, "and unto crap crap shit we all shall fall."
Notice also how the word "crap" is repeated multiple times throughout this text. Washington continues: "once, surely, would be enough? That would have got the point across so the page could return to, say, repeating the word 'cunt' again.". This, however, overlooks one important detail. There is a lot of crap on this page. And repeating the word 'crap' is a cue for the reader to be sub-consciously reminded just how much shit there actually is on this page. The sheer repetition of the words—twice for "crap" and quatrice for "cunt"—raises further questions about the nature of repetition itself; is there any significance that there are four "cunt"s and only two "crap"s, let alone one "shit"? This train of thought has been a dead end for deep readers, leading most critics to grudgingly accept an underlying dadaist metaphor for the inherent ridiculousness of the living.
==See Also==
*Tourette's Syndrome
*Fisher Price
Category:Self-referenceCategory:CuntsCategory:CrapCategory:Shit
Category:Uncyclopedia In-JokesCategory:Belgium
Cuntification

Cuntification is the conversion of objects to cunts. There are 3 primary Cuntification methods.
== Methods ==
=== Primary methods ===
==== Shut the Fuck Up and Get Cuntified! ====
Simply lean over to someone and yell an expletive into their mouth. They will be cuntified within 2 years.
==== The Big DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK ====
Simply walk to your victim and say "We're all in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!". They will be immediately cuntified.
==== Fuck fucking fucked fucker fucking fuckups fuck fucking fucked fucking fuckup fucking fucker's fuck ====
Chant this and everybody around you will be cuntified.
=== Other methods ===
#The Asteroid method
#FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
#The Big Fish Theory
#Fuq!?
Category:Cunts
Cuntymints

...Fresh, New, Cuntymints™!
That's right; now, you can have the fresh taste of cuntymints. Available in original, wankercunt™, or fuckshits™, you'll be bound to find a flavour through which you can garner a brief sense of satisfaction.
Invented at a highschool in late 2006, after pinching mints from all the mint packets in the food technology room, Cuntymints™ has become one of the most amazing confectioneries ever conceived. Just one mouthful, and you'll get the amazing blast of mint sensation in your genitals.
It's even endorsed by expert foodman Oliver Prosthesis, so get your fix of Cuntymints™ this minute!
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Cuppa Tea

Cuppa Tea, son of Mista T, cousin of Ice-T, and rival of Peesa Cake, was a famous rapper who released two Platinum records in 1993. His real name is Earnest J. Willingsworth III, Esq.
==Early Years==
Although one of West Coast rap's leading rappers, Earnest J. Willingsworth III, Esq. was born in Newcastle-Upon-Tine, England. When his parents died in a tragic fox-hunting accident when he was nine, he went to live with his relatives in San Ramon, California. There he attended several private schools, finally graduating Magna Cum Laude from Sonoma Valley Academy. 
After graduating college with a degree in Cullinary Arts, Cuppa Tea began rapping for John Holmes' label, 12". While this kept him employed, the pay was minimal, and he found only a limited audience for his music. 
==Fifteen Minutes==
Realizing that his name might be turning off the more hardcore fans, Cuppa Tea's agent convinced him to change his name to Cuppa Joe. This effort to become more mainstream paid off, and soon Joe's raps were contracted out to Starbucks and other coffee chains. After moderate success, he shortened his name to Joe, in an attempt to pull in the mechanic-types who never went to Starbucks. 
While this initially worked out well, Joe's fame was short-lived. Peesa Cake, Earnest Cuppa Joe's rival, followed suit by changing his name to Peesa Pie and later Pizza Pie (this is most likely due to the fact his name was misspelled by some illiterate fans and told to Peesa, an illiterate man himself). Jefferson Airplane also followed with this namechanging technique by evolving into Jefferson Starship and then just Starship.
==The End of an Era==
With such stiff competition, Joe's music was quickly forgotten, and he died penniless on a small island in the South Pacific he had purchased with the last of his money. 
As was said early in Joe's career, "His rhymes are hot and unforgettable. He's got the bad boy image down pat, and he knows whats good and what sells, but he's original, hip and street-wise." Nowhere was this more evident than in Joe's single Yo Gotta Bitch in da Benz wit Some Cocaine and Pot and My Homies and Our 9mms and Shit, Jolly good.
==Records==
*Yo Mamma's Pajamas oooouyea
*Drink Me (Like A Cuppa Tea)
*Gangsta's Lament
*I'm So Rich, There's Platinum Coming Out Of My Ass
*Yo Gotta Bitch in da Benz wit Some Cocaine and Pot and My Homies and Our 9mms and Shit
*T as in Tea
*Mucho Coochie
==Memorable Lyrics==
 Yo gotta bitch in the benz wit some cocaine and pot and my homies and our 9mms and shit.
 Jolly Good
 Dis is our hood and we celebrate everyday with a bottle of beer
 Jolly Good
 Da bitch's name is Gwenivere" 
 Jolly Good
 -Yo Gotta Bitch in da Benz...(etc.)
Category:British musicians
Category:Gangsta Rappers
Cure

A thing that kills little baby defenseless diseases. Or, other stuff, like for instance:
* A Glock 9mm - cures life in most mammals.Or Zombies
* some acid - cures most mammals from the negative effects of life.
* aspirin - doesn't cure anything, but makes you feel better.
* dictatorship - cures you from democracy.
* Pretty Cure is some anime thing.
* Then there's The Cure, a pop group. They're crap. The article explains how.
* That thing everyone seems to need.
Curmudgeon

Jeremiah Ezekial Jackson, aka the Curmudgeon, has faithfully fulfilled the dual roles of being both a grumpy old fart and of keeping kids off his lawn since his birth sometime early last century.
==Quotes==
===...on Dating===
What is the Curmudgeon's stance on dating? He's "agin it". If you don't speak Curmudgeon that means that he's against it.
He is against pretty much everything, you see. From the north winning the civil war to cremation, Jeremiah's stance, quite simply, is against. 
Remember that, because if there's one thing that he's against, it's repeating himself.
===...on Neighbors===
Jeremiah is against neighbors. Accounts vary, but sometime in 1941 he took out a homestead on a plot of land far from the city. Over the next sixty-plus years, the city expanded.
The city eventually caught up with Jeremiah. Suddenly (the Curmudgeon considers sixty years to be suddenly) he was no longer allowed to shoot the "varmits" that crossed, landed on, or crawled under, his property. Suddenly he was supposed to pay the various taxes that folks from the city, in cheap suits (also from the city), insisted that he pay. Suddenly, in fact, his lawn was actually supposed to contain grass.
With the city came neighbors. If there's one thing the Curmudgeon is against, it's neighbors.
Neighbors, you see, meant that Jeremiah had to look at people. He's against people, particularly the kind that he has to look at.
But the worst part of neighbors is neighbors' kids...
====...on Neighbors' Kids====
As Jeremiah sees it, he's been squatting on his land for long enough that people should know by now not to walk on it.
Playing on it, or even playing near it, is not to be done. If a ball lands in his yard, that ball is his. Finders-keepers, as it were. It's rumored that Jeremiah has a garbage can full of balls of all types (soccer, base, tennis and foot) hidden in his basement, all of which had the misfortune of landing in his yard.
God help the frisbee that lands on his roof...
===...on Dating, Again===
==Footnotes==
Category:Men
Category:Old people
Curry bread

Curry buns, also known as curry bread (カレーパン, karē pan in JapanLand) are a popular greasy pastry with a moderately difficult-to-pinpoint origin country as history books are utter nonsense written by liars and scam artists. Stuffed with piping hot curry and baked inside a crispy bread bun, curry buns are the best thing to burn your mouth on (after Pizza Rolls).
==History==
When a bunch of British guys arrived in Japan (for the sake of implementing the coal mining industry there) they brought along curry with them. The picky Japanese population couldn't however stomach the new imported dish - at least as long as it wasn't seasoned with ketchup and bonito flakes. As the Japanese began implementing their own unique cooking ideas into the dish they began experimenting with other local ingredients, such as potatoes (known as jagaimo, resulting in "jagaimo karē"), local giant killer wasps (known as ōsuzumebachi, resulting in "ōsuzumebachi karē") and curry sauce (known as karē sōsu, resulting in "karē sōsu karē"). Curry eventually became an uniquely esoteric Japanese dish, and a considerably more difficult one to pronounce than their cheap western imitations.
The Japanese population loved this new curry they had invented completely from the ground-up by themselves. They often served the dish with uniquely Japanese rice and were truly proud of their new-found invention; however the satiation in their newly reformed culinary culture didn't last for long, as the American colonialists came over (for the sake of stealing the British coal mining industry for themselves), bringing along with them bread. This neither went down very well with the Japanese population, at least until a guerrilla freedom fighter in Osaka shoved an American soldier carrying a loaf into a hot curry pot (a popular execution method at the time, known as the "piggu karē"). The resulting soupy mixture of human flesh and grease, authentic Japanese curry and the soldier's bread influenced the locals to develop the idea further, resulting in the cooking method known today as deep-frying. 
The Osaka locals began stuffing the deep-fried bread puns with the curry and the dish became quickly famous in the region. However, the exclusivity ended when the British re-invaded the country to fight for the rights of their curry and their coal mining industry secrets, taking the curry buns with them and bringing them to a wider awareness. Curry buns became in fact so famous that a global war was started for the exclusive production rights of the dish, involving the countries of Britain, Germany, India and a small family business operating in northern Canada. The Osaka residents however won the dispute after sending official Nintendo-stamped cease and desist letters to each of the participants, and so have since the global curry bun wars faded to tales of yore.
==See Also==
*Hot dog
*Turd burger
*Sausage Butty Batter Nugget
Category:JapanCategory:Food