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Peter Moore

Peter Moore (Born 3000BC in Hell) is the head of Microsoft's Sinister Interactive Nazi devision (the SIN devision), which includes overseeing and promoting video games for the soul harvester (the Xbox 360). 
==History==
Peter Moore was originally thought to be Satan himself as it was thought he was the original divine being that was cast out of heaven, but recent evidence suggests that he was in fact born in Hell. Moore is the first child of Satan and holds a Bachelor’s Degree in the field of pure evil and is currently working on a Master’s Degree from majoring in the field of Pedophilia.
Moore originally surfaced to the Earths surface during the Edo period and hit from public view until the early 20th century, where he worked in Germany with his own son, a man known as Adolf Hitler. Moore played a pivotal acting role in the Holocaust during WWII, but he was thwarted by the British before he could complete his master strategy (which remained unknown until the Great Operating System War of 2031).
Microsoft hired Moore in 2003 to lead the mighty army of blind Halo fans, to head the SIN devision and help the Xbox 360 harvest as many souls as possible for his father and Lord; Satan.
Peter Moore is also famous for having tattoos of Halo 2 and Grand Theft Auto IV that he used when announcing that anyone who purchases those games would surrender their soul to him for eternity. It is currently expected that the average gamer will sell his soul to Peter Moore after Microsoft spread rumors that there wont be any video games in heaven except that really annoying game at the arcade that promises a copy of Halo 2 if you win, but is actually impossible to win.
Moore also reportedly endorsed the Wii console as an alternative over the PlayStation 3, claiming that for the price of one $600 PS3, the consumer can buy both the Xbox 360 and Wii, claiming that he can still claim the souls of those gamers... a vital task that would be impossible if customers bought the PS3 instead.
Peter Moore become frustrated with how little his evil was actually reaching the common teenager, he had built the Soul Harvesting Xbox machine but he wasn't actually in charge of any of the games to lure in innocent souls. Moore remedied this situation by moving away from Microsoft and into the jagged arms of the worlds second most evil corporation; Electronic Arts. He will now sit on the throne of the Evil Sports Devision so he can directly harvest the innocent souls of sports fans around the world. It has been reported that he will now have access to over 60,000,000 fresh souls to offer to his father and lord Satan with his new position at EA. 
He also won the 2007, Most Evil Looking Video Game Suit award (both staff and fan vote) in Gamesmaster magazine.
Category:British businesspeople
Category:Microsoft
Category:Nightmares Made Flesh
Peter Norton

Peter Norton is a series of genetically cloned men, developed and sold by Norton Utilities, and used for computer administration and maintenance. He is approximately 20 cm tall, and can be purchased at most software retail locations. His highest stats are strength (16), and intelligence (18), and he receives +2 to all his saving throws.
==Development==
After Norton Utilities consolidated its position in the marketplace with the acquisition of both the Waterworks and the Electric Company, development began on new technologies that would allow previously unrealizable levels of computer support. Initially a single human, the original Peter Norton was hired as a computer consultant and lured into the Norton Utilities' Great Underground Lair, where he was sterilized and euthanized. After hacking into his gene stream, his DNA was duplicated and injected into walrus eggs, which matured and hatched into Peter Norton clones.
==Tools==
Peter Norton comes equipped with a myriad of tools and utensils, used for a variety of technical purposes. They include, but are not limited to:
* Bit Spanner - Used for tightening loose bits inside the hard drive and RAM. 
* Cluster Glue - Used to reassemble clusters after they become fragmented.
* Disk Dynometer - Measures increased disk performance after the installation of a turbocharger or cold air intake. 
==Norton Virus==
See main article Norton Virus
Norton Virus is written in Visual Basic. Before a user can open a file, it opens, disassembles, and performs some checksum and heuristics on this file. Currently (September 1982) there is no better virus known.
==Known Enemies==
*Elite hax0rs
*McAfee
*Steve Ballmer and Microsoft
Category:American businesspeople
Category:Computers
Peter Schmeichel

Peter "Coleslaw" Schmeichel (born Novembruary 15th 1422) is a Danish ballroom dancer and former groundskeeper of Manchester United Football Club.
==Birth==
Peter Schmeichel was born to Mr and Mrs Jones in a warehouse just on the outskirts of the Danish town of Axeglad. His gigantic hands were a clear sign to his parents of his future career however to the midwife they were a sign of grave danger. Schmeichel was a pundit on his own birth along with Gary Lineker and a werewolf. Ozzy Osbourne once claimed Schmeichel was born with three feet however experts say Ozzy cannot be trusted since he is from Birmingham.
==Childhood==
Peter was bullied at school, partly due to his imaginary friend Alan Hansen but mainly because he wore a t-shirt bearing the slogan "Fuck you. Fuck all of you. You're all just fucking shit". The shirt was his mother's creation a fact which many believe was the motive that led to her murder in 1519 BC. In Jucember Schmeichel tried out for the school croquet team but he lacked agility and was therefore a substitute for almost every game. He made his debut in 1600 against 'Team Othello' captained by the infamous striker William Shakespeare, but was stretchered off during the second half after breaking his metatarsal.
==Foot Cancer==
Known to Manchester United fans as 'The Big One', Peter Schmeichel's neat and speedy grass-trimming was the talk of the town in 1956. Alex Ferguson handed Schmeichel a golden mower in 2001, comemorating his 400 years of reliable service. Unfortunately Peter accidentally crushed the award while displaying it on his mower, and was forced to pay £35000 in damages (a month's wages). What followed could only be described as a "rampage", as Schmeichel set about destroying Old Trafford. Claims that he managed it in a single day were later proved false, witnesses state it took him two days.
==Punditry==
In 2002, after an early release from prison, Schmeichel joined Gary Lineker and Mark Lawrenson on BBC cooking series Match of the Day. Schmeichel was hired mainly for his comedic timing and he gained a reputation for his hilarious criticism of lasagne. BBC bosses eventually tired of his random acts of violence towards local puff Graham Norton who mysteriously vanished from the face of the Earth the day Schmeichel was sacked.
For an extremely short period, amounting to -1 days, Schmeichel commentated on soccer games, however he clearly lacked any knowledge whatsoever on the game, and this is apparent in his comment on Michael Owen's own goal: "Brilliant. He's really coming on in the game. I expect him to peak in the third quarter".
==Ballroom Dancing==
In 2006, Peter Schmeichel took part in BBC series Strictly Cum Dancing and his appearance on the show propelled him to international fame. Many put his success down to his shoes which had been blessed by an old tribal chief. Schmeichel's elegance led many to believe he was in fact an angel, and reported sightings of him flying over Slough have not been denied by the man the Danish call, "Ye Olde Poncey."
Category:Association football players
Category:Denmark
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Petrarch

O, Petrarch, your caramel ganache cream
Surrounded by milk choc'late, and inlaid
With jeweléd pralines, that from nuts are made
Dissolves in mouths as softly as a dream.
The taste, enough to make young females scream,
Their bosoms heave, their inhibitions fade.
It fills their minds with thoughts of getting laid;
Their cheeks flush red, their eyes begin to gleam.
The fine taste that my torrid tongue engaged,
Enraptured all my sweet taste buds to bloat.
I grinned as pleasure flowed throughout my brain,
and yet, whene'er I've read your verse, I've raged!
I wish that you had ne'er a sonnet wrote,
For writing this has driven me insane!
Category:Poets Category:Italian people
Petscope

Petscope is so freakin' cool. I bet you haven't played Petscope. Man, are you missing out. Do you remember My Little Pony? Petscope is kind of like that, except nobody remembers it existing. I'm the only one to own a copy of it. Isn't that awesome?
I mean, if you haven't played Petscope yet, you may as well quit gaming forever.
==Premise==
Petscope is rad, bruh. remember My Littlest Pet Shop or whatever it was called? The one that was like My Little Pony, but the other one? I found the Monopoly of it in a dumpster once, and 70% of the game was still intact. But anyway, Petscope is a lot like that, but in a video game. Do you like pets? Do you like collecting pets? They play some Petscope, man. One of the pets is a twisty bird, one of them is a blob thing. 
But anyway, you go down to the basement, and suddenly things are spooky. I know, right? You wouldn't expect a game about cute animals to get all spooky, but it does. So it's kind of a two-for-one, a nice game you might want to get for your daughter or something, but also a spooky game along the lines of Amnesia or Silent Hill. Don't worry, though- it's only spooky in the basement. After you walk around for a while, you might even get lucky enough to meet the magic pyramid. The magic pyramid means something. I don't know, I'm not MatPat.
You can also draw in the game, on canvases. That's all I know so far. I don't know what all this stuff has to do with collecting colorful animals, but I'm sure it means something. 
==Is Petscope cool?==
Are you kidding? Of course Petscope is cool. If it wasn't cool, I wouldn't have garnered an audience of 500,000 people to watch my gameplay videos. of course, the fact that I own the only copy in existence factors in there somewhere, but also it's pretty cool. I'm not 5 years old, and I kind of enjoyed it. Especially the part where Richard Nixon comes out and asks for money. That part was pretty cool.
But besides that, bruh, that's about all there is to the game. You go around playing as a weird little unrecognizable green guy, and sometimes it's scary, and other times it's kinda boring, and if you're really lucky you could even catch the cloud animal- but if nobody else is gonna trod these nostalgic pixelated corridors and ask the serious questions, then I'll have to take it upon myself. Too bad nobody else has ever seen a copy of this game. It's real, though. I wasted ten years of my life programming it so i could pretend I "found" it.
==List Of Animals==
* Cloud beast
* Twisty thingy
* Richard Nixon
* Torsneth
* Ragnall
* The Other One
* Sad Child
Category:Video games
PgUp

PgUp is a abreviated term used to refer to the ancient Egyptian ritual 'Pig Up'. In this sacred ritual, a virgin pig, often anointed with the blood of ten other virgin pigs, would float away to the heavens on a green balloon, where it was expected that the Gods Osiris and Isis would eat it for their Sunday Roast. This practice went on every single day when the the sand timers struck seven, until Egypt was overrun by the Romans, who discouraged the act - instead sending up as much wine as humanely possible, reasoning that if the gods were completely pissed they could no longer notice when the Romans did something naughty. Still, recent archeological evidence suggests a secret society carried on the illegal practice- finally stopping after the great 'Horseradish Massacre' of 304 AD.
==History==
===Origins===
The origins of this ritual are believed to have come from the much more ancient 'crocodile up' or crocup. This practice was disbanded , after all the other countries kept on mispronouncing the name and wetting their togas laughing. This and the famed 'Crocscape' where a crocodile dropped out of the sky and squashed Pharaoh Ramesesses The Flat, meant the high priests had to consult a different dish with the gods. After many tantrums from Isis and Odin, the gods went on a hunger strike. Two day later the priests won. The pig was selected partly- well mainly- because it would irritate Yahweh and all the other gods that were scared of pigs. The first pig was blessed 'Piggy the Eaten' by the Egyptians. The bones and the dirty dishes dropped out of the sky and landed on a small duck called Fred.
===Banned===
When the Romans Roamed over, they banned the practice for reasons outlined above. A campaign was started, the so called 'PgDn' movement headed by the insane Naughtius Maximus, to wipe out pgup in all its forms. A society- the 'PgUpUpUp' was greatly persecuted for its beliefs. Finally after many farmers, and workers work, the pgupupup group sent up what it decided was the greatest roast ever. After the sacred blessing, everyone held their breath. Would it work?
Then a note fluttered down. As the priests read it out, the people all held their breath.
 
Their was much rejoicing. Parties were held and everyone was happy. However, soon after the priests realised their was a P.S.
, not even Osiris, who was found dead surrounded by broken .
==New Age==
Their is currently a New Age movement to revive the sacred practice. However due to new animal rights rules, the pig is no longer allowed to be alive, which according to many takes away all the fun. In recent times the only interesting thing happening was them tying to sue for copyright the guy who makes keyboards. This further turned into a counter-sue from Keyboards Inc. who argued as the high priests had never got any copyright for the name, they themselves were breaching copyright and not Keyboards Inc. Due to the humiliating loss and lack of money this sad, but once great ritual is defunct. Ramen
Sob.
==See Also==
*1UP
Category:Religion
category:Egypt
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Pharmacist

Apothecaries (as Pharmacists are known in fancy language) are people who can't get into med school, too dumb to do Chemistry, to chicken to cut rats in Biology. 
==Role as drug dealers, no, not that kind of drug dealer==
* Pharmacists offer general medical advice, psychological counseling, and a wide range of health services such as surgery and midwifery, which often results in death for people who took their advice seriously.
* In between appointments, pharmacists take drugs.
* Pharmacists are also experts in tooth extraction and other advanced dental procedures.
* Pharmacists carry on their trade through a retail shop called a pharmacy, where they wear their lab coat and walk around doing nothing.
* Treatments and surgeries are conducted by the pharmacist in the sterilized back room of the conveniently-located neighborhood pharmacy using modern, homemade tools.
* Pharmacology was introduced when the discovery of cheese on the moon was found.
* Pharmacists are sometimes scolded by doctors for trying too hard to act like a doctor.
* Pharmacists plays an important role in being used as lab rats for testing new drugs.
==Training==
They were taught a 101 ways to wear their lab coat. They may learn a little bit about biology and chemistry.
Pharmacists are given expert training to stick labels on boxes. Do not let them tell you otherwise.
The watchwords in pharmacist's training are do nothing and look good in your white coat in a drug store everyday.
==Continuing education==
It is pointless, no matter how much they learn, they will forever be stuck as the dudes in white lab coat standing around in the drug store.
==Future trends==
No future for dudes in white coat. *Read above.
Category:Medicine
Category:Occupations
Phase Two

Phase Two is allegedly a highly classified organisation that is believed by many to operate in almost every single region of the world. Although few details are known about Phase Two, several sources have indicated that it has strong ties with all of the world's governments, and is in fact able to directly control certain figures. According to one particular source, Phase Two's tactful penetration of specific governments gives it almost total control of the world.
== Existence ==
Just like UFO phenomena, the existence of Phase Two is considered impossible to verify due to the apparent nature of the organisation. As such, Phase Two being a real entity cannot be taken as fact, nor can it be dismissed as fiction. Once again drawing parallels to UFO phenomena, thousands of people around the world subscribe to the belief that the organisation exists, and a great number of potentially hoaxed photographs have been sent to the media throughout the years.
== Name ==
A great number of sources have indicated that Phase Two is indeed the official name of the organisation, although this cannot be verified due to the organisation's anonymity. A lot of speculation over what exactly the name means has erupted throughout the years, with the majority believing that it's a play on the organisation's role: to moderate government decisions and decide whether or not they go to the next phase of execution. With this meaning in mind, it can be safely assumed that "Phase One" would refer to the conceiving of an idea, and not in fact be a sister organisation as was often thought in the 1980s.
== Role ==
All wars, conflicts, political decisions and laws are passed through Phase Two; with an estimated 500,000 employees, the organisation is able to handle this with ease. Should Phase Two decide to deny continuation of a particular course of action, it will be immediately dropped without any dispute. Phase Two has also been responsible for the initiation of wars, although its motives for doing so are unknown; Operation Desert Shield and Operation Iraqi Freedom are the two most recent notable examples.
== Operating Location ==
Although Phase Two has no known central location, it does have a number of supposed operating bases spread throughout the world. One is believed to reside within a formerly abandoned underground World War II complex in England, originally intended for use by the Royal family; another is said to be found inside a mountain close to Washington DC.
== Military Strength ==
Phase Two manages to retain its hold over the world due to its connections: although the organisation is not known to house its own private army, its ties with governments allow it to call upon a force large enough to massively intimidate any other in the world. Phase Two is also believed to have contacts with a large number of mercenaries in all regions under its power, allowing it to direct forces of some nature to most locations on the planet within thirty minutes.
Category:Organizations
Philadelphia Police Department

The Philadelphia Police Department is a fascist organization formed in 1920 in Germany. It can also count as a synonym for corrupt, lazy, KKK, drunk, or just plain stupid. Basically, the Philadelphia Police (AKA: Keystone Kops) are the epitome of what comes first in the mind of people who hear the word "police".
They will usually take their time and refuse to answer a call for emergency... Unless you have money or some connection to the city (whether it be in some slow and inneffectual city administration, one of the public utility departments, or have ties to the corrupt and not-so-merciful Keystone-Mercy HMO).
Oh, and if they do arrive for you, and you are not in any way connected to any influential groups or individuals, than they might as well never have shown up because you can simply expect close to NOTHING, except a citation against YOU if you ever call them again (and you can kiss your expectations good-bye if you are ever caught in disputes with one of those well-connected or rich as described above).
== History ==
=== Promising Origins ===
The Philadelphia Police Department was created by the Glorious Leader Frank Rizzo (who may have been a reincarnation of his great uncle, Benito Mussolini), who had a grand vision for the city of brotherly love (which was at the time plagued by an invasion of fags and Hippies from the North), thus he created the greatest Police Force in the world, the PPD. Philadelphia was known as the most Hippie free state in the country.
However, power corrupts even the nobelists of people, and after becoming mayor, Emperor Rizzo became a tyrant who spent his last years running a reign of terror on the city. Now the police are here are some of the most hated of the world.
The memory of Frank Rizzo is still fondly celebrated annually, through the Mummer's Parade wherein Irish Philadelphians from the 2 Street neighborhood (more broadly known as South I-95) wear their fiercest war bonnets and shimmering peacock tails to frighten away Philadelphia's homosexuals and African-Americans. Ironically both homosexuals and African-Americans are quite fond of bright shiny things and the performance has been a consistent failure, as Philadelphians excel at failing.
Requirements 
None have entered the grasp of the PPD and lived, but Philadelphian scholars estimate that the PPD entrance exam may be something similar to the following:
1. On a scale of one to a hundred, how proud are you of your Irish heritage?
2. How gay would you go for Frank Rizzo? Be descriptive.
3. Is scrapple a sustaining treat or an interrogation method?
==Typical Philadelphia Police Actions==
Cops will normally yell at you for the following things:
*sitting down in public
*smoking near...oh...anything
*looking suspicious, i.e. black, hispanic
*asking for directions
*acting suspicious
*peeing
*being queer
*breathing
*existing
Cops will however IGNORE anybody who seems to be committing a genuine crime, like for instance, shooting someone in the head. 
Category:Law enforcement agencies of the United States
Category:Philadelphia
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