Squidward's Revenge...

Everyone knows Spongebob Squarepants, but a rogue intern went insane after making an episode all about Squidward's sad life and depression. Viewers felt sympathy for Squidward shortly after.Then Larry went insane and created an episode that was accidently aired and traumatised viewers.
It started off with Spongebob and the Bikini bottom throwing a party for Squidward's birthday. Squidward walked outside and everybody shouted SURPRISE!!!!! Squidward for once smiled. He was quite flattered. He thanked everyone for finally understanding him and with everyone there. But when it was time to cut the cake, something went horribly wrong..... He finished eating his krabby patty and was honored to cut the cake. He reached to the cake and............ The cake exploded in his face.
It was a prank planned by Squilliam. Nobody knew that it would happen. But the explosion was too high. The fire went into his face-------deforming him. They got a close look at his face.......They burst into laughter. His face was chunky, burned, and melted away. Squidward couldn't take it no more, He exploded into tears. Crying for his dead mother to help him. He was screaming, Mother!!! Mother why must the people be so mean!!! Why must you create me Neptune!!!. His voice became sticky and crude. Soon everyone stopped laughing. They went up to Squidward, and Squidward ran into his house. He destoyed his house. All his paintings and hard work were demolished. Then, he plotted revenge for everyone who laughed at him......
He bought all the weapons he needed to get his revenge. He knocked out everyone in the Bikini Bottom while they were asleep. He hung them all in his house by their hands. He planted a grenade inside Gary's shell. Once it went off, everyone awoke inside Squidward's house.
Everyone screamed and cried. The lights went on. Where are we!! everyone shouted. Spongebob screamed, It looks familiar"! Squidward entered carrying a vintidge blade. He wore a mask, a top hat, a cape, and carried a cane. He went to his first victims, and cut a hole in their stomach's and took their intestines. They cried so much they lost their voice in a matter of minutes. DEAR NEPTUNE SAVE US!!!!!! THE CHILDREN!!!!. Soon he gathered 102 intestines. He took the 102 children and hung them with the intestines. The children Screamed in agney and turned blue. They all died. Next, Squidward took liquid nitrogine and froze people alive. He easily smashed them into pieces. He killed 22 people. He found--- Pearl.
He stuffed a tube in her blowhole and pumped glue into her body. She got bigger while screaming to the point she lost her ability to speak. Pearl, age 16, blew up. Her severed body parts and hot glue smashed into everyone. Next was Mr. Krabs. He cut his eyes into tiny mushed up pieces. He stuffed them into his mouth as Mr. Krabs choke to death. Sandy drowned after Squidward smashed her fish bowl. Next, he cut a mans head off, and ripped out his heart, and replaced where they should belong. He made it to Squilliam, who was begging Squidward to forgive him. His eyes be came red and and scrauny. He cut all of his skin off as Squidward continued to pour salt all over him. He took his guts and splattered it on Patrick.
He then was off to kill Patrick. But he remembered Patrick can regenerate. So he took a pillow and smothered him to death. Finally, he made it to Spongebob. He begged Squidward for forgiveness, and promised to never look at him, talk to him, and move away to Rock Bottom if he let him go. Squidward didn't accept. He blasted Spongebob into pieces with a machine gun. Squidward took a shotgun and blasted his brains out, ending his life, with a smile on his face.
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