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Digger World

Not too long ago I introduced you to the Digger, one of the many strange and unusual beings said to inhabit the Minecraft servers - For more information see the original report.
However since informing you of this phenomena I have had an encounter of my own with Digger - which is about as crazy as it sounds so forgive me for what may well sound like a terribly cliched, over-reaction to what is likely a glitch, a griefer or simple over-active imagination.
It began not long after I wrote my first report on Digger, deciding to play a little Minecraft I logged in to my usual world, I preferred to work in single player mode under what is known as Creative Mode: as such my world was my own and I did not have to worry about collecting resources or fighting of mobs of monsters at night.
So imagine my surprise when I saw that my world had undergone some serious deconstruction in my absence - the blocks were an absolute mess, as if someone had been mindlessly mining the area with no regard whatsoever to the surrounding environment: I looked around and saw a vast network of irregular tunnels and caves, which had obviously been carved out of the landscape but certainly not by my hand.
I explored a little and found the source of this destruction, yet as soon as I saw it I had to back off for a moment to make sure I wasn't fooling myself - it was another player, digging relentlessly at the landscape and paying absolutely no heed to myself or any obstacles in his path.. just as Digger was reported to do..
I didn't want to continue this encounter and logged off. Opting to get some needed sleep and by the time I woke up the next morning I had convinced myself that this was all a silly dream or a cruel prank.
Thus I logged back onto Minecraft and set about returning to my world only to find that my file had been renamed "Digger World" - I didn't waste much time, I deleted that world without even thinking and promptly turned Minecraft off.
I have yet to log back onto Minecraft but I will likely do so soon, thankfully creating a new world is a simple task and since I tend to play on Creative Mode I hadn't really lost anything valuable - yet I won't lie.. as silly as it sounds.. I am still a little freaked out by the whole incident.
You see when I first reported Digger I was pretty much of the mind that Digger was a bit like Herobrine or the Enderman (the legend, not the actual mob) - a modern ghost story.. now I'm not so sure and that in itself makes me uneasy.
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Digging a Hole

I'm just an average guy who lived a normal life, nothing special really happened. But then, something happened that would change all of that. It started out as an ordinary day, nothing unsual. As I walked to school I felt as if I saw letters every once-in-a-while D-W..I passed this off as my mind playing tricks on me, as I had not slept well the last night. When I arrived to the school, I saw two more letters! A-R I knew something was up, but said nothing of it. I left school, but I did not see the last letter.
A man walked up to me and said "Do not chase, for it will end you," I asked him what the fuck was wrong with him but as soon as I finished he was gone. I decided I was weirded out for a day, and walked home as if nothing happened. About 2 hours later, I was playing Minecraft with my friends, We talked about our excitment for version 1.8 (The Adventure Update) coming out in 3 days, but then my Minecraft froze. I knew what happened, I expected the usual "Minecraft has run out of memory" but instead I got F. I remembered seeing the other letters, but strained to remember what they were. "Dawrf? No... Dwrf? No no no..."
"Dwarf!" I yelled out. "But... what does it mean...?" I walked outside and saw that man from before. He told me "Seek out the woods, find the hole. Make it deep enough." " Deep enough for what?!" I yelled, and to no surprise I did not see him again after I finished. " Who the hell was that...?" I thought to myself. I emptied my backpack, got some supplies and headed out to the woods.
And then, about 4 hours into exploring the woods, I saw something in the corner of my eye, not tall enough to be human. I looked at my watch to see it was 10:00. Everyone's probably worried about me, but I've gone too far to stop now. I saw a large crater. I somehow knew this is the spot, so I got my shovel out and started digging.
"I'm going insane," I thought to myself, I've been out here for hours to dig a hole, why? I have no freakin' idea! Was this a dream? No, way too real to be a dream. I decided to set up a camp and get some rest, it was becoming extremely late.
Digging, again without rest, I wondered how long I could keep this up, not much longer, I thought the shadow keeps coming back, I've gotta find out what it is.
A shadow, once again! I chased it this time, determined to find out what it was. I chased it in a circle for atleast an hour until it pushed me. Where? I do not know,
Hole! yes! the hole! it pushed me down there. I hit the bottom of the hole, ( which was quite large) and I was barely alive. The shadow walked up to me and I finally knew what it was. A dwarf, and it will sing the first word of each paragraph to me until I perish.
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

One of the most deadly chemicals is one that very few people know about. This chemical is known as dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO). It infiltrates our daily lives without our knowledge, but the government has done nothing to regulate it. In several incidents, it has been seen coming out of our water faucets and showers. This chemical was also used by the most evil people in the world, as well as top criminals. It is also commonly found in major bodies of water, including reservoirs! The chemical is so volatile that less than a teaspoon can be deadly. In its gaseous form, it causes serioss burns if misused. Don't be the next victim of DHMO! Act now to keep you and your family safe. If you don't, you may be the next victim!
- Bob Smith, a scientist
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Dildo Hitman

I just broke up with my girlfriend. She couldn't handle my big ass dick. It's so fuckin big. A whole 3 inches. She had the nerve to tell me it was "small" and that's why she broke up with me. Well, where I'm from, 3 inch penises gets you like all the village bitches.
Anyway, my ex's name was Salk Thit and she would love to talk shit. Also, her breath smelled like 78 unwashed asses, so every time we made out, I would go into a brief coma. Her blow job breath would melt my dick skin and 5 times I needed skin grafts on my wee wee cause her hot ass breath melted the skin off.
Now that we broke up, she hired a hitman to fuck me in the ass. Typically, a hitman kills you, but no. This bitch actually breaks into your house, asks for consent and if you say yes, rams a 9 inch dildo into your rectum, bashes your head in with a box of Frosted Flakes, then leaves.
He's outside my window right now, asking for consent! Send help, please!
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Dilusion

A few days ago, I was driving along the main road that leads in and out of my hometown. It was usually a fairly busy road, but tonight it seemed as if everyone had chosen to turn in early. I was alone, my headlights mindlessly trailing off into the distance.
As I looked on, waiting to turn onto my street, something seemed different. I wasn't the type to remember names of roads, so I kept a mental note that my street was the third left turn after McDonalds, which I frequented. So I made the turn, as per my normal tradition, but nothing looked the same as I knew it to be. I originally chalked it up to my tiredness, but then I realized that I coudn't find my house anymore. Nothing was the same. The homes weren't even in the same style anymore. I lived in a duplex, but the houses now looked Victorian. Alarmed, I turned around, thinking that I had lost track of where I was, and had taken the wrong turn. As I reached the end of the street, I quickly saw that everything had now changed. Panic and fear ran through my entire body. I drove erratically now, swerving into turns, doing 80 in a 50 zone. As I drove, I felt as though I hit a slight bump. I looked behind me, but nothing was on the road. I hit another bump, then another.
I now suspected I was dreaming, so I did the only thing I could think to do to satisfy my inquiry. I pinched myself.
Wrong decision.
In my state of ill-thinking, I took both hands off the steering wheel, and pinched everywhere I thought was pinchable. What I didn't notice as I was looking down, eyes off the road, was the office building growing ever closer to me. But all too late, I finally looked up, only to see myself in the glass of the building, an awful look of sheer terror on my face, as my life shattered to pieces.
A local policeman questioned a woman about the events that had just transpired. "No, officer, I have no idea what caused him to do this. He was driving, and after he turned onto a street, I saw him just swerve back out of it a few minutes later, going maybe 80. He even hit three pedestrians who were crossing to go to McDonalds. Then he started leaning to the right, and just - 'BOOM' - crashed into Walmart!"
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Dinner.exe

So I was an intern at Hyrule when The King asked what was for dinner and I told him it was an Octorok. He tossed his goblet at me and demanded Lotsa Spaghetti. I went out to buy Lotsa Spaghetti from Morshu the Shopkeeper but I had to come back when I was a little, MMMMM, richer so I asked The King for some rupees but then Ganon came in and started slapping Link's face. Then he went to attack Duke Onkled but he dropped a bag of rupees. I grabbed the rupees and went back to Morshu's shop to buy Lotsa Spaghetti but he told me that he was all out of Spaghetti. But he did tell me that he had some lamp oil, bombs, rope, and a CD so I bought them all, put them on a plate and gave them to The King. Of course I kept the CD because that's how stuff works. I popped it into my Philips CD-i and started playing. It started off with Link just standing there for 5 hours. I started to think "Gee, this suuure is boring" when all of a sudden The King asked what was for dinner and Link got angry and tossed an Octorok at him. Then The King ordered Link to scrub all the floors in Hyrule but instead he used his Smart Sword on him but it doesn't damage friendly people so he tossed lamp oil, bombs, and rope at him and he exploded. Then he hyper-realisticly popped out of my CD-i and trapped me in the Enclosed Instruction Book.
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Dinners Drive-ins and Dives: The lost episode

Ever heard of the show, "Dinners Drive-ins and Dives?" In this show, Guy Fieri goes around and eats at other peoples food gathering spots. Its the best show on earth. I watch it everyday. So imagine my excitement when I saw that at 3 am in the morning, they were airing a new episode! I made myself a huge bag of popcorn and sat down to watch the show.
It started like normal. Guy Fieri yelled in his car that he was checking out the best spots in America. But the weird part was they didn't show the previews of the restaurants and the show its self looked like a VHS tape. Odd I thought. The first place he visited was called "Hell burgers of death", Which was famous for its Hell burger of death. The man (Whose name was Natas) showed Guy Fieri how he makes the patties. I gasped. THEY WERE MADE OF HUMAN FLESH! I was disgusted. How could they be showing that on my "Dinners Drive-ins and Dives"? Then Guy Fieri said "Wow human flesh is the best!" and Natas laughed. Then Guy Fieri looked at the camera and said "Better lock your windows tonight or I will take you all down to Flavor town." then the show ended with a hyper-realistic photo of Guy Fieri with completely black eyes. It was so scary I almost died!
I was terrified. Then I heard a knock at the windows and heard someone say "Time to go down to flavour town." So Im writing this as a final farewell before Guy Fieri kills me and sends me to "Hell burgers of death". I hope he doesn't find me before I finishweghidfhdskjidhjydufvhjcsduygbvhcjxkdjfhcvxjiuydghcxjiucygfjdkcvxiuhgdfxkjcijhudgcxj
(That's my head being slammed on the keyboard because I died and you are next now.)
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Dino Dan Lost Episode: Killer Dinos

I love Dino Dan, Dino Trek, and Dino Dana. but one episode was made that was creepy, It was called, "Killer Dinos". It aired on Discovery Kids Asia, (I'm Indian) my mom taped some episodes of shows, one of the, was Dino Dan. 16 days ago, I found a DVD with Dino Dan episodes, I put in my ps3 and watched it. It when to a episode skillet, I skilleted a episode called. "EPISODE 5". I chosed the episode. it started. 
It skipped the opening and went straight to the episode. Narrator Dan said. 
"Killer Dinos."
"What?" I said kanfused.
Ricardo said. "Hey Dan you gonna find some dinos?"
Dan said. "No... YOU WILL BE EATEN! T-REX, KILL HIM!"
T-rex came in and ate Ricardo!
Cory came and said. "Oh no..."
Dromiosaurus decapitated Cory.
Dan said. "DINOS, KILL THEM ALLLLLLLL!"
The episode ended. 
I ejected the disk and put it in my PC and deleted the mp4 from the disk.
Guess this is the end.
Seeya.
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Dino Dan Theory

Hello, some of you may know a show called Dino Dan. About a boy and his family who see dinosaurs in a modern city. I am not joking, this show is weird and disturbing. I have two theories for it though.
==First Theory==
Dan is an LSD Addict or Schizophrenic, and he takes drugs and sees into the weird world of dinosaurs, nothing he does is real, and clearly you can see because would we live in a city with dinosaurs? Probably not. His father died because he had a massive trip, and killed himself because he though a T-Rex would kill him on a bridge.
==Second Theory==
After the events of Jurassic Park, humans are forced to live with dinosaurs in cities, Dan's father was killed by a dinosaur and his mother is absent minded because she is paranoid, and cannot trust dinosaurs. People are rather paranoid and even so, the humans are forced to tame the dinosaurs; Natural Evolution at it's finest. And after this breakout, millions of towns and cities have been destroyed, and only 700 Cities and Towns are left. Including Dan's. These cities are quarantined from each other, and hundreds of people still die from dinosaur attacks. Also, very secretly, a generation of people who degraded into Cavemen live in one of the destroyed towns.
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Dinosaur Adventure LOST SEQUEL

I was intern at Dingo Pictures and-- No! Don't click that back button! Keep reading, it gets original later, I promise. Anyway, I was an intern at Dingo Pictures, and we produced shitty knockoffs of those popular movies the kids like. After our biggest hit Dinosaur Adventure was released, we immediately used the extra 20 bucks of the budget to make a sequel. Adolf Hischler, the only writer we had, started writing the plot to the new movie. Hischler got sick however, and he came back a week later. He started working on a new version of the plot, and soon sent the animation team to do the work. All 5 of the members. They finished in a week, and the post-production team started watching. But what we saw shocked us...
We saw the dinosaurs walking very slowly and crying, and all I could hear was muttering. Soon, a volcano erupted, and flooded the whole jungle, and it killed all the dinosaurs and I was so scared because it was very realistic and stuff and the were melting and all I could see were their rattling bones. But there was one dinosaur left, the one who most likely planned this. He revealed his face...and he said "yee." The film ended, and I killed myself because it was so fucking terrifying, and then I came back to life.
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Dinosaur Train Lost Episode: The Satanic Train

Hello. I Used To Be A PBS Intern, Who Watched Dinosaur Train Episode While On Break. However, One Episode, Which Was Intended To Be The Dinosaur Train Pilot, Has Now Disturbed Me To This Day, And Made Me Quit My Job. So, Here's The Story.
== Story. ==
I Was At PBS, As An Intern, Until I Noticed A Room Called "Screening Room." When I Opened The Door, There Was Nothing But A Single Lightbulb, A Chair, A Computer, Computer Projector, And A CD For The Projector. I Decided To Enter The Room, But, For Some Reason, The Door Locked behind Me. I Had No Choice But To Watch The CD. As I Went Toward The Computer, It Just Inserted Itself.
== The Episode. ==
Instead Of The Usual Intro, There Was Nothing, But A Layer Of Static. It Cut A Still Shot Of The PBS Kids Logo, Before Proceeding To A Blank Card Reading. "Dinosaur Train. Season 0 Episode 0. Air Date: 5/21/09." The Episodes Name Was "The Satanic Train." Under That Was Some More Text. "Property Of Sparky Studios And PBS Kids." The Episode Began With Mister Conductor Saying. "Hello Folks, It's Me, The Conductor." He Soon Did His Usual Intro Thing. "Today We Will Learn About Satan." I Was Kinda Confused On How Mister Conductor Would Talk About Satan In A Kid's Show. He Soon Said His Usual Thing, Before Satan Appeared, And Stabbed Mister Conductor. The Conductor Screamed In Agony Each Time He Was Stabbed, With Blood Flying Everywhere. The Episode Began With Buddy, Playing Like Usual, Until A Black Figure Appeared. Buddy Soon Noticed A Portal Opening, And Walked Into It. "What Is This Place?" Asked Buddy. He Soon Saw A Tree With Hands, And Something Looking At Him. "Hello My Friend. My Name Is Satan." He Said. Then, He Dragged Out A Knife, And Stabbed Buddy. Each Time, Buddy Screamed In Pain. This Went On For Several Seconds. Then, It Cut To The Train. All The Dinosaurs Began Talking About Going To The Jurassic Time Period. Then, Satan Some Emerged And Stabbed Dinosaurs One By One. Each One Let Out A Roar Of Agony, Until The Last Thing To Do Was To Hijack The Train. The Train Soon Speeded Up With Satan Controlling It, Until It Went Into Hell's Portal. Then, The Credits Played, But It Was The Amazing World Of Gumball Credits. I Knew The Name of Craig Bartlet's Name In The Credits. As The Credits Came To A Close, The Copyright Date Was Displayed "2009 PBS Kids And Henson Productions Inc." The Sparky Animation, Media Development Authority Singapore, And Henson Logos Were Still Shots Of Them.
The Screen At The Beginning Of The Episode..png|The Screen At The Beginning.
Satan In The Episode.png|The Picture Of Satan At The Beginning.
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It all started when I was 20 years old, I loved great animes and mangos like Family Guy or Rugrats, I got bullied on college but I didn't care because I hade the Taiwanese cartoons to help me cope with depression and suicidal thoughts.
One day I was bored so I decided to tune in to HBO and watch my favourite anime Game of Thrones I liked it because it had violence and people there had an even more miserable existence than I did.
In the episode that was airing Johnny Snow was using his stand to kill vampires like he always did, but something was different, his expression was that of a frown, of disdain. This had made very uneasy because normally Jonathan snow always has a gleeful look on his face when killing vampires, but this time he wasn't.
The scene cut to Kenshiro having sex with president-elect Donald Trump on live TV, I was bamboozled, since the beginning of the show the sexual tension between Donald and Kenny was a main drawing factor for braindead tumblr users.
Anyway I got bored and went to make some hot wet soup for me to drink in my solitude.
As I was done making the soup I felt something inside me, something horrible.
Out of nowhere a metrosexual blonde vampire that wore all yellow appeared and killed me with his powers.
Now I am in hell and Satan has allowed to use his Computer to share my tale, I also must warn you, don't watch Korean cartoons or mangos, they are a ploy made by ISIS and Israel to brainwash you into submission and then kill you with metrosexual vampires.
I repeat, don't watch Tibetian animations they will rot your brain and make you cum.
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DirecTV: Channel 666

Today was a normal day. I bought a DirecTV, but it seemed strange to me that the price was ten dollars. I did not give it any importance and bought it. Then I went to my house to put it on so I could watch my favorite shows.
One night at 12:00 am without realizing I turned on channel 666, a weird channel with no signal.
After 20 minutes of patiently waiting on my couch the signal came, and it showed me videos of hell. It also had Squidward's Suicide and Suicidemouse.avi. A short while later, a gravestone appeared saying "Turn off the TV or you will suffer the consequences". I turned off the TV and went to the bathroom to wash my face. I went back to my room and the same thing was on the TV. "Turn off the TV or you will suffer the consequences"
I unplugged the DirecTV and went for a walk to get the fear out of me. I went back to the house and turned on my computer and the same gravestone appeared... someone called my home phone. It had a strange phone number. It was 666. I left the house and lived on the street for months. After a while a thief came to steal from me but the channel absorbed him. I returned to my house and saw how the thief was killed, then the guy from GO TO SLEEP appeared. He was approaching me. He was approaching everything. And I screamed...
Then at the end I woke up on the computer, turns out I was listening to my favorite playlist. Even though it was a dream, I threw the DirecTV and instead got cable. They also called me, I thought it was the 666 from my dream but it was my friend.
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