Jessica Telephone

is a player for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Telephone has played for the Philly Pies, Hades Tigers, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, Kansas City Breath Mints, Mexico City Wild Wings, Tokyo Lift, Baltimore Crabs, Charleston Shoe Thieves, Dallas Steaks, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.
==Official League Records==
Telephone joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks with . At the end of the season Telephone was given a 5 star rating from the "Max Out Batter" blessing. Telephone was then traded to the Philly Pies in exchange for August Mina as a result of the blessing.
In Telephone was traded to the Hades Tigers in exchange for Nolanestophia Patterson during the as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 13, Telephone had a yummy reaction which raised their batting by and their other stars by .
On , Day 43, Telephone was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Telephone was replaced with Spears Taylor.
During the , Telephone's pitching and baserunning fell by as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' blessing.
Following the end of the regular games in Telephone and Nagomi Mcdaniel received the modification as a result of the The Third Strike. 
On , Day 63, while playing a game in Lots of Birds weather, Telephone was pecked free of their shell. Upon release they had lost their modification and gained . 
At the end of the regular season, Telephone was in the third position on the idol leaderboard, and as such, became for the second time.
On , Day X, Telephone was conscripted to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the , Telephone joined the Kansas City Breath Mints.
During the Coffee Cup, Telephone played for Macchiato City as a lineup player.
Telephone was traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings in exchange for Joshua Watson during the via the Wild Wings' will.
Telephone was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Eizabeth Guerra during the via the Breath Mints' will.
Telephone was traded to the Philly Pies in exchange for Jode Preston during the as a result of the Pies' will.
Telephone was traded to the Hades Tigers in exchange for Usurper Violet during the as a result of the Tigers' will.
Telephone was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Ayanna Dumpington during the as a result of the Lift's will.
On , Day 75, Telephone tasted the Infinite and Sunbeams player Joe Voorhees.
Telephone's was called and arrived with the modification during the as a result of the Lift's will.
Telephone was traded to the Dallas Steaks in exchange for Kline Greenlemon during the via the Steaks' will.
On , Day 24, Telephone tasted the Infinite and Mechanics player Kelvin Drumsolo.
Telephone was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Conner Haley during the via the Steaks' will.
Telephone was traded to the Charleston Shoe Thieves in exchange for Herring Winfield during the via the Shoe Thieves' will. Telephone was then immediately traded to the Dallas Steaks in exchange for Conner Haley via the Steaks' Equivalent Exchange will.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Telephone played for the Rising Stars. Telephone then returned to the Dallas Steaks as a pitcher.
During the November 25, 2022 Fall Ball, Telephone fell to the Boston Flowers.
Telephone gained 1/2 a star overall in the Season 1 elections as a result of the Flowers' NEW Team Boost blessing.
==Before Blaseball==
Jessica Telephone sprang fully formed from a payphone a few years ago, seconds before her brother Sebastian Telephone. Jessica's emergence from the payphone is no accident. She exists as synchronous quantum waveform in the 80s decade of every century of human history - and possibly beyond. Each at-bat for Jessica Telephone, she emerges from her phone booth as a particular century's incarnation of the Eternal Jessica. This time it may be the classic 1980s Telephone, carefully teased and feathered hair tucked under her helmet. In another inning, the plate is graced with 980s Telephone, fresh from the viking raids on the hapless Anglo-Saxons. Her next appearance may come in a spray of lasers and 4-D holograms as 2380s Telephone takes her turn at bat.
===Shared Traits===
Telephone remembers every moment of the countless 80s decades that she's lived through. Her past is constantly in flux, however. While primary aspects of her identity remain constant, everything she lived through is subject to change as she grows as a person. What she remembers shifts — except in the unique pocket of time that blaseball sits, where she often finds herself remembering multiple versions of events. The unique temporal effects of blaseball have resulted in Telephone being rendered unable to see her future, a unique circumstance for her that she reportedly finds liberating.
Visiting fans and flans have asked for her number in the past. None have been successful, but there is still hope. That phantom buzz in your pocket when you don't have your phone on you? That's a missed call from Jessica Telephone and you're lucky you didn't answer.
The concept of gender does not, never has, and never will have much meaning at all to Telephone. However, she identifies as a transgender woman.
==Blaseball Career==
===Starting with the Steaks===
Jessica Telephone started from humble beginnings with the Dallas Steaks in Season 1 alongside her twin Sebastian Telephone. The two of them managed to take the team to the postseason where they were knocked out by the Chicago Firefighters, but the team was just happy to celebrate making it that far. In the very first election since the return, Jessica Telephone was empowered with the Dial Tone - making her the best batter in the league. This quickie took her from her humble beginnings and thrust her to the center of the league as she was traded for August Mina and found herself joining the winners of the first season of the ILB - the Philly Pies. 
===First Stint with the Pies===
As Telephone grew to fame as statistically the greatest player in blaseball in season 2, her popularity skyrocketed. Many fans were particularly enthralled with her love life. Throughout the various 80s, she had been married to any number of women, often at the same time. A cult following developed around this aspect of her life, and many of the Telephones that emerged from the payphone to bat were happy to indulge questions and bask in the love of fans. Others quickly and quietly retreated to the phone booth after batting.
From conversations with the talkative Telephones, it has emerged that Telephone has had a number of long term relationships with women and several marriages, but she maintains a degree of privacy about her romantic life and the identity of these women is currently unknown. This has not stopped rumors from springing up; countless individuals are said to have been past, present, or future paramours of Jessica Telephone, including Sappho of Lesbos, Aphra Behn, and that cute girl with the undercut who works at Best Buy.
===Career as a Tiger===
Telephone's arrival to Hades began with a communication error, when general manager Fearful Symmetry demanded a phone for her office, and pitching coach Kick Rocks instead called upon an ancient pact to summon Jessica Telephone. According to legend, at that moment a blood-drenched payphone appeared before 480 BCE Spartan Jessica. saying "YOU ARE RECEIVING A COLLECT CALL FROM [a chorus of shrieking souls, thousands of angry teeth gnashing in unison, the cosmic blood of a broken moon.] DO YOU ACCEPT THE CHARGES?" She smiled slyly, revealing a mouth of razor-sharp teeth, before stepping into the phone booth and vanishing with a thunderous crack.
While in Hades, Jessica picked up the nickname "Jessica Persephone". Due to peculiarities of the Hadean local dialect, the nickname is pronounced [ˈpɚsəfoʊn], as an overcorrection for pronouncing her surname as [təˈlɛfəniː]. It's been noticed that the tangible forms of Eternal Jessica seem to be skewing somewhat older in history while she resides in Hades; ancient Greece and Rome have been especially common.
Several fans who were in the audience of game 2 of the Season 3 championship claim that moments after the incineration of Landry Violence, Telephone answered a call on the Dial Tone.https://archiveofourown.org/works/26113303
===Jessica Phones Home - Return to the Pies===
During a Season 4 match against the Tigers, Phillies shortstop Spears Taylor called Telephone to ask if she wanted to carpool to the local BLM rally after the game. The phone call inadvertently triggered Feedback, causing Jessica to emerge from Spears’s cellphone and take over their position on the Pies team.
Both the Tigers and Pies were sad to see their teammates go, but wished them well in their future careers. The Pies for their part held a “Jessica Phones Home” parade in center city; featuring all the Philly players on floats, flaky crust confetti, and the Philadelphia Philling leading the Drexel University marching band in a jazz rendition of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.” Telephone called the city’s response to her return “very sweet” and “honestly a little much.”
Overnight, Philadelphia’s population grew 1.8% due to all of Telephone’s wives, girlfriends, and fans moving into the city.
===The Shelling===
After the regular season, one incarnation of Telephone was condemned to the inside of a peanut shell, where she remained for several months. This impressionable young Telephone was unaccustomed to staying on the blaseball field for long, typically batting and returning to the phone. While in the shell, her boredom overtook her and she passed the time by practicing rapping Eminem's song "Rap God," the only song that the groundskeeper played every night. Upon emerging from the shell after being pecked out by birds, she put on an impromptu performance for her teammates and all of the Blaseball news media, sending them into a frenzy.
Telephone tried to return to her phone, but she was shocked to find that her connection had been severed. She tried to live up to the "cool" image that many seemed to have of her, but her Internet research for "cool" instead led to images of skateboarding and vaping. She dedicated herself to these things in an attempt to be seen as effortlessly cool, though many of her former fans were turned off by her new image.
Telephone was a little relieved when she found herself in a shell at the end of season 8, both tired from the effort of trying to seem cool and hoping that this new shelling would restore her connection to the telephone.
==The Shelled Ones Pods and The Return==
Telephone emerged in season 9 as a part of the SHELLED ONES PODS and defeated both the Charleston Shoe Thieves and the Baltimore Crabs before being brought down by the Hall Stars on Season 10 Day X.
===The Breath Mints===
After the events of Day X Telephone was returned to the ILB and landed with the Kansas City Breath Mints. Not much is known about her time on the Mints or which Telephone emerged from that booth to join the Mints. The only record of her time there was the letter she received from the Kansas Judicial Branch informing her that she had failed the bar exam.
===The Mexico City Wild Wings===
In season 12 Telephone was traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings and found a familiar face in Burke Gonzales from her time co-captaining in Macchiato City. Gonzales however was preoccupied with both the recent incineration of Case Sports as well as the trading of Joshua Watson to the Kansas City Breath Mints. Nevertheless the spotlight followed Telephone to Mexico City, though this particular Telephone had moved on from her glory days and was happy to use the threat of the Wild Wings Legal department to keep press at bay. Telephone instead chose to focus on the fundamentals, and acted as the Wing’s hitting coach. Roscoe Sundae was quoted saying it was “nice that they were letting their newest rookie be involved in the team”. While it’s difficult to say if the Wing’s offence improved during her stint at least one of the Cell Barajas does credit Telephone with the suggestion that she should start pitching instead of batting which was of great help to the Wing’s defence. 
No one has been able to confirm if Telephone ever partook in Rafael Davids' infamous pitching juice, and Telephone denies any claims that she had ever “picked it up by accident and downed the glass before she realized what it was”. 
===The Breath Mints (Redux)===
In season 13 Telephone once again found herself in Kansas City, and the reports of her activities dried up immediately. This time however, reporters were able to uncover a letter from the Kansas Judicial Branch saying that, despite her time with the Wild Wings Legal Team, when Jessica Telephone had retaken the bar exam she had somehow managed an even lower score than her original season 11 outcome.
===The Philly Pies===
In a return to form, Telephone spent season 14 with the Philly Pies.
===The Hades Tigers===
In an even more consistent return to form, in Season 15 Telephone was traded to the Hades Tigers.
===The Tokyo Lift===
After the heat of the Tigers, Telephone was moved out of the spotlight again in season 16, when she was traded to the Tokyo Lift. Starting to wind down, she took the opportunity to get involved with running the Lift’s beefwing stand and took advantage of her extended stay to slow down and appreciate a team that wasn’t around for her rise to fame in the discipline era. 
====A Visitor==== 
During the season 18 election Telephone encountered a non-entity in the mysterious Elsewhere that offered her a deal. It offered to trade her face, position and fame to it, and in exchange she could walk away from the game forever. It is unknown how long she considered this deal, or what else might have been offered, but when Telephone finally emerged from her phone booth she was fundamentally different. Many people speculated what this meant for the Eternal Jessica; Was any Jessica from this point on a duplicate? Had there always been a duplicate in their midst? Was there any way to tell this Jessica apart from the original ones? 
The being known as Jessica Telephone declined to answer, leaving fans to speculate just what this might mean for Telephone’s past, present, and future.
===The Dallas Steaks===
Returning to the Steaks after 20 long seasons, Telephone stepped out of her booth as a new woman. Quite literally in this case. When Jessica “Jessii” Telephone emerged in Dallas she was surprised to hear that she had been traded. From what she could remember she had never even left the Steaks in the first place. It seemed that somehow in the deal brokered in Tokyo, the Eternal Jessica no longer simply pulled herself from across time but from across dimensions as well. 
This Telephone had never left the Steaks, received the Dial tone, or caught the league's attention. What was left was simply Jessica Telephone batting for the Dallas Steaks.
===The Baltimore Crabs===
Upon settling in for her stay in Baltimore after the Season 21 Election, Telephone made a point of seeking out the newly debted Silvaire Roadhouse. The two shared some time together where Telephone spoke frankly to Roadhouse regarding her own actions tasting the infinite, and offered advice and insight that Roadhouse accepted politely but cynically. While her words may not have had the intended effect, she did hope that Roadhouse would remember her words when her situation escalated. Next on her list was to track down a thorn in her Eternal side, Parker Parra. Being a 5th dimensional entity, Telephone had a habit of encountering Parra in all sorts of times, situations, and scenarios. Now that they were on the same team Telephone took the opportunity to set up ground rules with Parra so they no longer had to be forcibly removed from Telephone’s booth. Parra for their part seemed just as confused as Telephone on how they ended up there, but did promise to try not to do it too often.
Finally after several days of avoiding her after practice, Telephone was able to catch a hold of Lorcan Smaht, who she had discovered was, alongside Trinity Smaht, the child of one of her latest partners. Lorcan seemed to be extremely embarrassed by the situation, while Trinity engaged in several video calls from Miami to express aer excitement at this development. Telephone for her part endeavored to keep their relationship professional, mostly for the sake of Lorcan’s pride. Telephone did admit she engaged in at least one “shovel talk”, but would not give up the name of which Smaht’s potential suitor was the recipient.
Finally after the somewhat extensive introductions were out of the way, Telephone was approached by team captain Kennedy Loser who offered her dinner and conversation, which she was happy to accept. The two found a mutual admiration for one another in Telephone’s resilience and exploits, and Loser’s position as an anchor of the team - staying strong with the ones he started with. When Telephone left the Crabs it was with a reminder of what could have been, and an appreciation for just how far her life had taken her. 
==Fan Works==
Written Work and Interactive Fiction
*let's tear up this rotten world together by elliotaries
*DIE TRYING by elliotaries
*lift me up (just to bury me under) by elliotaries
*there’s a room where the light won’t find you, by Peaksykid
*oh remembrance i by Peaksykid
*eight ways to get rid of jessica telephone by Peaksykid
*oh, it was a lonely, lonely winter by Peaksykid
*chasing fires by Peaksykid
*charcoal and dirt by Peaksykid
Music
*Jessica Telephone Walk Up Music (Season 2):
       
*Ring Ring by Hello Whirled (dampsocks008 on Discord)
*Jessica Telephobe is one of the major character in Blaseball: The Musical - The Deaths of Sebastian Telephone
Art
File:TelephoneBat.png|Telephone's legendary bat, The Dial Tone
File:Jessicapdate.png|by 
File:Jessica-Tiger-Telekeys.png|by 
File:Tlopps Philly Pies- Jessica Telephone.png|by 
File:JessicaTelephone HT.jpg|Season 3 JT by 
File:Untitled Artwork 13.jpg|Season 3 JT by 
File:Blaseball.jpg|by 
File:Jessica.jpg|*beep* Make 'em feel the violence one last time.by 
File:More jessica telephone art.png|by 
File:Cutie Pie Jessica Telephone Robonorm.jpeg|by 
File:JESS PHONE UNO.jpg|by 
File:12JessicaTelephone.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:EinaQ43U4AEjyXS.jpeg|"Jessica Telephone is Flickering!" by @2skele2bells
File:Jessica telly.png|by 
File:Jessica telephone faces.png|by 
File:Blaseball art by @ waalkr 14.png|Ring Ring!!by @_waalkr
File:Pod jess.jpeg|by @glassgoblin
File:Warm yet bitter.jpg|alt=A digital full-body illustration of Jessica Telephone. She is wearing a brown and white Macchiato City uniform, and matching blaseball cap. Her hair is tied in a ponytail, and pulled through the back of the cap, and she has a duffel bag slung over her right shoulder that matches her uniform. She's taking a drink from a disposable coffee cup.|Jess playing for Macchiato City by @fairchart
File:JTtlopps linh.jpg|Tlopps card by @linhtropy
File:Art by @ waalkr 40.png|by @_waaalkr
File:JT scandIeous.png|by @scandIeous
File:JT eros.jpg|by @thecoolereros
File:Art by @ waalkr 30.png|by @_waalkr
File:JT 8loi88.jpg|by @8loi88
File:JT bugvsbug.png|JT pixel card by Discord user bugvsbug#7475
File:JT water.png|by @wateratmyshow
File:Telephone.png|by @glassgoblin
File:JT toasts.jpg|by @goatedtoasts
File:Jessme.png|by @solphy
File:On a scale from honey bbq to mango habanero, how spicy is your JT?.jpg|alt=A digital full-body illustration of Jessica Telephone. Her brown hair is tied up long ponytail that is draped over her left shoulder, her arms are crossed in front of her, and she is facing away from the viewer, glancing slightly back over her right shoulder. She is wearing a Mexico City Wild Wings uniform that consists of an orange jersey with \"Telephone\" across the back, khaki shorts and matching boots, cream colored leggings with orange and red dots up the side. A red bandanna is tied around her right bicep.|Jess on the Wingsby @fairchart
File:SHELLED!.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Jessica Telephone, a woman with long hair and the buttons of a telephone number pad under her right eye. The drawing is stylized in bright colors, with Jess being bright orange, and neon green squid tentacles curling up from below. Along the left and bottom edge are curled lines reminiscent of telephone cords.|by @bloodtypelove
File:Pies jessica telephone.png|by 
File:Pods jessica telephone.jpg|Pods Jessica by 
File:Welcome to Tokyo, Jess.jpg|Welcome to Tokyo, Jessby @Fancymancer
File:Jess Telly.png|alt=A digital drawing Jessica Telephone, a woman with tan skin and brown hair with the ends bleached. She's wearing a red flannel over a white crop-top with a cartoon tiger drawing on it, short black pencil skirt, and heart shaped pink sunglasses. Below her right eye are the blue buttons of a telephone number pad, and her left arm is raised above her head.|by @bloodtypelove
File:Jess Animation.gif|alt=A black and white pixel sprite of Jessica Telephone. She is wearing a baseball uniform and has fluffy hair. One hand is holding her bat and the other is making a 'bring it on' motion. There is a telephone on her hip connected to her bat with a wire. One half of her face has buttons on it and the other half is covered in shadow.|Telephone's "Blaseball Blattlers" sprite, by Eli
File:BeasleyDay Oddowl 05.png|Party Time by 0dd0wl
File:Pods jess cori.jpg|alt=A sketch of Jessica Telephone, a woman with curly hair and light skin. She has stylized laser eyes and buttons along the side of her face. She is smacking her palm menacingly and wearing a Pods uniform. A speech bubble reads "We'll crush them!" with a heart exclamation point.|Pods Jess by Cori
File:Killer 4 the pies cori.jpg|alt=A watercolor traditional drawing of Jessica Telephone, a blonde white woman wearing a red and black Pods jersey and posing like she’s sitting on something out of view with one leg crossed and up. She looks deranged and smug and has one hand over her wide smile, and she is balancing the Dial Tone, a red bat with a phone cord attached to it, on her right knee. On the left side of the screen is a cell service symbol, and text in a red slasher-like font reads SHE’S A KILLER!!|Pods Jess by Cori
File:Jess woods 1.jpg|alt=A black and white drawing of a swampy forest, with ethereal liquid pooling around the stumps of tree trunks that get darker as you go back further. The center of the drawing is a white silhouette of a woman with curly hair and a sort of phone like shape at her hip. She has two stylized oval eyes, and nine circles arranged in a square on the left side of what would be her face. Text reads 16.|Jess's alternation by Cori
File:Jess woods 2.jpg|alt=A watercolor artwork of Jessica Telephone standing in a dark, gloomy forest. She is a somewhat emaciated looking white woman; her face is stylized to only show her two glowing round eyes and a phone keypad on her left cheek. She is standing unnaturally and slightly hunched over, wearing a grey, washed out inverted uniform. Her hair is a somewhat glowy white-blue. Fog curls around her legs and around the trunks of the trees. She is holding a red bat with a curled phone cord tied around the hilt and wrapped around her waist.|Jess's alternation by Cori
File:Jess seb death.jpg|alt=A watercolor drawing of Jessica Telephone, a blonde woman with light skin and a red phone attached to her hip, crying on the ground while holding a Steaks hat. She is crying liquid static. Five bird feathers are in the air above her.|Jess after Sebastian's death by Cori
File:Jess mints field comic.jpg|alt=A vertical watercolor image stretched across three horizontal panels. Jessica Telephone, a blonde white woman with curly hair, is wearing a puffy mauve coat, blue jeans, and a grey scarf which is blowing out in the wind behind her. She is shown from behind holding the Dial Tone; a red landline phone with a curly cord wrapped up and around her shoulder and back around again. She is standing in a yellow field of wheat and looking out into another yellow field of wheat separated by a brown dusty road. The first panel says “these fields out here are cold.” The second panel says “I would go home” and the third panel says “but I don’t know where that is.”|Jess in Kansas by Cori
File:Jess loses the dial tone.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Jessica Telephone, a white blonde woman in a teal and brown Pies blaseball uniform with phone buttons around her eyes, looking with a wide blank expression down at her hands, which a red dotted line crosses as if implying an absence. In the background the figure of the Boss/the Coin looms ominously; she is a statue-looking woman colored entirely in gold tones and her eyes are the only part of her face that is detailed. she has on a weird combination of a toga and a business blazer, and is messing with a red corded phone and letting it hang over her right side.|Jess loses the Dial Tone by Cori
File:Jess le jardin d hiver.jpg|alt=A traditional drawing that is a mostly black and white canvas with Jessica Telephone in a red and black Pods uniform sitting on the ground hugging her knees. Her face is stylized so that only her eyes—two red ovals—and her phone face buttons are visible. She has wrapped the cord of the Dial Tone around her arm and the receiver is lying in the ground in front of her. She is sitting in a sort of claustrophobic cave like structure in black and white, with bumpy shapes and lines around the floor ceiling and walls. It is based on a real artwork by Jean Dubuffet called Le jardin d’hiver.|Pods Jess by Cori
File:Jess feedback.jpg|alt=A watercolor drawing of Jessica Telephone, a blonde woman with pale skin with a phone attached to her hip. She has a stylized expression with no facial features except for her two glowing orange eyes that are shooting lightning bolts out of them. She is falling backwards as a beam of pink Feedback frequency hits her, changing her outfit from Tigers red to Pies green. "FEEDBACK" is written backwards in pink.|Jess's feedback to the Pies by Cori
File:Jess day x 1.jpg|alt=A black and white drawing of Jessica Telephone, a white woman with curly 80’s blonde hair and a phone dial pad on the left side of her face. She is grinning menacingly and stepping on a baseball plate which is hanging over a cliff . Smoke curls around her. She has her bat over her shoulder and the handle of the bat is the receiver of a corded phone, and the rotary dial body of the phone is at her left waist, and she is resting her arm on it. Text reads “-7507926” and then “X.” on the plate.|Pods Jess by Cori
File:Jess collage cori.jpg|alt=A collage art piece featuring a glued together background of pictures of waterfalls, a cluster of brown paper arranged and ripped up to resemble bark or peanut shells, and a few pictures of trees and blurry lights cut up into shapes. The centerpiece of the collage is a piece of tracing paper with a bunch of sketches of a woman with curly hair, stylized wide eyes and a 9x9 dial pad on the side of her face on it. The drawings overlap each other and she seems to be in a panic and emerging from water in most of them. The center of the sheet has a haunting drawing of the woman standing unnaturally and staring straight ahead, dragging a broken red bat behind her. Above her is a sort of halo of rotary dial buttons.|Jess's alternation by Cori
File:Jess and b side 2.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of two white women in baseball uniforms, one with purple curly hair that is floating up without gravity and the other with blonde curly hair thrown over her shoulder messily. Both are holding and somewhat wrapped up around the arm with old fashioned phones attached to their belts, the left woman’s is purple and more of a 90’s phone style while the right’s is red and has a rotary dial. Both of them have phone dial pad buttons on their face. text reads: “B-SIDE” >HAIR ALWAYS LEVITATES A BIT >ENJOYS SCARING PEOPLE, CHASING HORSES, STANDING OMINOUSLY, 80’S MUSIC, NEON, HORROR MOVIES (FOR INSPIRATION) >DOES NOT KEEP TRACK OF ALL OF JESS’S BEEF, IS ALWAYS CALLING HER FOR DRAMA DETAILS “JESS PRIME” >STUCK IN THE WOODS >HATES IT >HOLDS A GRUDGE FOREVER >WILL FIGHT B-SIDE OVER THE LAST NON-MUD-COVERED SCRUNCHIE >ENJOYS: SAYING UNSETTLING THINGS TO SWEPT PLAYERS, SULKING, LEAVING HINTS ABOUT THE TRUTH OF HER FATE >THINKS OF B-SIDE AS THE ACTUALLY COOL TWIN SHE NEVER HAD|Jess and her alternate B-Side by Cori
File:Jess and b side 3.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of two women with light skin and curly hair sitting at a diner counter. One has purple hair and a stylized blank expression with just her eyes visible, and she is sitting stiffly in a chair. The other has her arm around the first woman, she has blonde hair and is smiling wistfully and offering her a cup of macchiato coffee. They’re both sitting in red diner chairs in front of a window with orange shades over it. Outside is a dark and foreboding storm. The women both have dial pad buttons on their faces but on opposite sides.|Jess and her alternate B-Side by Cori
File:Jess and b side 1.jpg|alt=A digital drawing, half of which is purple and half of which is grey. The top half shows one woman with curly hair and an unsettlingly bright expression and the bottom half shoes the same woman but with less bouncy hair and an exasperated expression standing in waist-high water in a pine forest. Both women have phone dial pad buttons on their faces and they are calling each other across the two panels with an old fashioned corded phone. Both are wearing jerseys.|Jess and her alternate B-Side by Cori
File:Jess and duffy.jpg|alt=a marker and pen drawing of Pods Jess and Peanutiel Duffy. Duffy is an angel-like peanut being with one big red eye and 2 halos. Jess, a woman with curly blonde hair and pale skin wearing a red and black uniform, is lying on top of Duffy’s wings and smiling, text reads E’MORNING! which is a Tigers greeting that means Evil Morning.|Jess and Peanutiel Duffy by Cori
File:Creepy or wet.jpg|alt=A pencil drawing colored digitally. A blonde woman with pale skin wearing a pink and white jersey and with red phone buttons on the left side of her face says “Is this gym creepy or wet?” with an indignant expression. In the second panel a woman with brown skin and her hair in a bun holding a large broadsword and with her eyes not visible save for a lens flare says “It’s a good gym, ma’am.” The third pane is dyed pink and shows the blonde woman sunk up to her waist in swamp water and drenched in water with her eyes not visible. Text reads “It was wet.”|Jess and Gerund Pantheocide by Cori
File:Hanged man jess.jpg|alt=A watercolor drawing of Jessica Telephone, a blonde woman with curly hair and light skin, hanging upside down with her leg crossed in the manner of the Hanged Man tarot card. She is contained inside a geometric shape that looks like a peanut and it looks like she is hanging off of her bat, which is attached to the phone at her hip. Text reads “THE HANGED MAN”|Jess shelled, by Cori
File:Mac city jess.png|alt=A digital drawing of Jessica, a white woman with blonde hair and pale skin, standing by a window and looking out onto a glowing city skyline. Her jersey is dark blue and she has buttons on her face.|Jess in Macchiato City by Cori
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