Teletubbies Episode 0

Does Anyone Remember The Show "Teletubbies" ? I do. In Fact, I Think About It All The Time. Nothing Else On The Entire Planet Satisfies My Intellectual Curiosity The Way The Teletubbies Do. I Have Plushies Of The Teletubbies, I Also Have Action Figures Of Them. And Before I Go To Bed At Night, I Pray To The Teletubbies. But There Was An Episode That May Or May Not Have Heard Of. One Day, I Got A Notification From YouTube Saying, New Episode Of Teletubbies. I Was Actually Pretty Exited. I Love The Teletubbies. The Intro Was Normal But The Teletubbies All Jumped Around Laughing And Screaming Pathetically. After The Teletubbies Left At The End Of The Intro, The Voice Trumpet Said, Life Is Miserable, Everyone Hates Us. And We All Need To Die. I Was Shocked At This. Why Would They Mention Die In A Kid's Show. I Then Began To Pause The Video Because This Didn't Seem Like A Normal Episode Of Teletubbies. The Description Said, "Tinky Winky Was Having A Very Bad Day Today". I Thought, Hmmmm? I Don't Know How Tinky Winky Actually Goes Insane. I Then Replayed It Because Come On! The Teletubbies Are My Everything. The Episode Started Like Any Other Episode Of Teletubbies. The Teletubbies Were Inside Their House Eating Tubby Toast And Tubby Custard. The Narrator Said, It Was A Beautiful Day On TeletubbyLand. The Teletubbies Were Inside Their House Eating Tubby Custard And Toast. Tinky Winky Was Crying. But It Sounded Like An Actual Man Crying As If The Voice Actor Was Crying.
The WindMill Then Began Spinning Preparing For A TV Event. The Teletubbies Then Said, Uh Oh As Usual. They Then Ran. Dipsy Was Chosen For The Event. The TV Event Was Too Creepy For A Preschooler's Show. Instead Of A Magical Event Video Like They Use For The Show, It Was An Actual Video Of A Chicken Getting It's Head Cut Off. Then Blood Splattered Onto The Screen. I Paused The Video. I Then Ran To The Bathroom To Vomit. I Then Unpaused The Video. The Teletubbies Were Traumatized By That TV Event. Then, Tinky Winky And Po Were Riding On A Seesaw While Dipsy And Laa Laa Were Riding On Swings And Slides. Tinky Winky's Eyes Then Turned Pale Red. The Other Teletubbies Were Scared Of What Will Happen To Tinky Winky. Tinky Winky Then Said In A Raspy Voice, I Had It!!! I'm Sick Of Spending My Entire Life In This Stupid Island. The Teletubbies (Exept Tinky Winky) Were All Trying To Escape But Tinky Winkt Then Said, STAY THERE!!!! He Then Straggled Po And Po Was Screaming In Pain. Po Had Blood Coming Out Of Her Eyes, Nose And Mouth. Then Po Slowly Bad Painfully Died. I Was Sad. Why Would Tinky Winky Kill My Favorite Teletubby? I Was Horrified. Tinky Winky Then Chased Laa Laa. Dipsy Then Ran Into A Tree And Hung Himself. Tinky Winky Then Grabbed A Machine Fun Out Of Nowhere, And Shoots Laa Laa Multiple Times. Laa Laa Was Screaming In Pain As She Was Getting Shot Alive. This Ended Up Killing Poor Laa Laa. Tinky Winky Then Said, Yes!!! He Said In A Tone Of Sorrow. I Killed My Stupid Friends. Now I Won't Have To Deal With Any Of Those Idiots Ever Again!!! Then, Static Filled My Screen. After The Static, It Showed The SunBaby Crying Win Blood On It's Face. It Then Showed Tinky Winky (The Purple Teletubby) Crying Realistically And Now, He Realized What He Did Was Terrible. Why Did I Kill My Friends?? He Said As Tears Rolled Down His Face.
The Tears That Tinky Winky Was Crying Looked Like A Drop Of Water Was Rolling Down My Screen. I Then Smelled The Tears. The Tears Smelled Like Moldy Cheese. What Drove Me Into Commiting This GrueSome Spectacle. Now That My Friends Are Dead, I'm Going To Join Them Nad Face My Actions. It Then Cuts To Tinky Winky In A Black Studio All Alone. I Also Saw A Creature Lurking In The Background. Tinky Winky Then Points A Gun To His Forehead And Kills Himself With It. It Then Cuts To A Picture Of The Teletubbies That Were Behind Their Own House And They Were Hanging On Some Things What I Believe Were Nooses. With Their Necks Bleeding Bloody Blood. The Episode Then Ended With The Credits Along With The Teletubbies' Hanging Bodies. The Episode Then Ended. I Couldn't Take It Anymore. I Could Feel A Vain Snapping In My Neck, My Forehead And My UpperBack. I Then Had Nightmares About My Favorite Characters, My Heroes, The Teletubbies. They Had Souless Dark Eyes With Red Pupils And They Had Blood Stains And Were Holding Bloody Butcher Knifes. They Then Said, You Watched This Unaired Episode Of Us. You Will Now Suffer The Consequences. They Then Stabbed Me In The Body. I Then Woke Up. Thank God It Was Just A Nightmare. I Went To Have Breakfast But I Heard A Knock On My Door. I Opened The Door And I Saw The Teletubbies That Were In My Nightmare. They Then Said, The Next Person Who Watches Episode 0, Will Find Us In Their House As They Wake Up In The Morning. If You See A Notification That Says Episode 0 Of Teletubbies Is Airing On YouTube, Plz Ignore The Notification. You Have Been Warned.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure