Small's Big Mistake (Big & Small Lost Episode)

Working as a police officer fucking blows. Sorry for starting so rude but you'll soon find out why. My name is Officer Ran. My first name is not important so stop asking you cheeky little chocolate digestive biscuit you!
I have been on the force since 1979 having joined when I was only 19. Despite my best efforts, I have never been promoted which annoys me to no tomorrow. Why does a low level Mr Nosey with connections to the Saint Bistro Corporation keep getting promoted whilst I'm left in the dark? Well the main reason for me not getting promoted is because my superiors all hate me especially my idol Sergeant Joe Galtosino. 
Galtosino was originally just a low level beat cop just like me. When Archie Colmyer took over as commissioner, Galtosino rose in prominence and received a promotion to sergeant. I became his protégé as I always wanted to marry that Galtosino even though I was married with a kid. Have you seen my son? He went to Fordham with one of McCluskey's sons. Anyways, Galtosino is a corrupt piece of fungus mungus taking bribes from pretty much every gang in the city. I have threatened to expose him multiple times which leads to Galtosino giving me a big slap across my meaty chops.
Moving on from Galtosino let's talk about my son. His name is Fred and he's proper smelly. He got kicked out of Fordham University after farting into his teacher's face. The rude carrot onion. After my wife died from watching Shrek The Third on Blu Ray I became a single parent. I love my son because he is one fat fuck. He sits on his ass all day smoking spotted dick and playing Shrek 2 on Xbox. It sickens me.
Despite this my son does have a job. He works in the Chinese Quarter but he keeps it to himself. He's a protégé under Mr Chu and his homie Mr Wong. He's also been dealing dope to a man with a Hawaiian shirt. Something which would anger Leo Galente I'm sure. My son also suffers from irritable bowel syndrome and has to take a shit over 9000 times per day.
My son hates my guts even more so than the CLPD and Galtosino. He hates me because I didn't get him The Bee Movie on Blu Ray. Bee Movie is his favourite film because his love is for Barry Bee Benson's smelly rat faced friend named Adam. That sure makes no sense doesn't it?
Meanwhile, Galtosino hates me because I smell like an ass but I steam like a clam. Get it? Oh shut up dear reader I know you do you cheeky little chocolate digestive biscuit.
Now I didn't just go on that massive rant to make you feel sorry for me. No. I did that so you have a little background on the story I'm gonna to relay to you today. 
It all started on a freezing cold day in January back before Mr Corona went to work on the M142. I was on parking duty for the day like some kind of Judy Hopps when Galtosino approached me. He grabbed my by the neck and forced my body around to face him. His breath stunk of cigarettes and smelly wotsits. "Hey you little paisano! You must pay tribute to me!" Galtosino yelled at the top of his mighty lungs of mightiness. 
Let me explain. Galtosino was a master extortionist supposedly providing his kickbacks to Maranzalla one of the most powerful gangsters in all of Great Britain. He used this connection to scare people into giving money to him like some kind of Don Fanucci and his salty dog. This isn't the place to be for Salty Dog and me.
I'm getting off topic I apologize for that. Anyways, Galtosino began beating me up until I slipped a large doughnut into his pocket. "Don't make me come back boyio." Galtosino barked before continuing with, "I got some work for you." "And what is that?" I asked which caused Galtosino to slam his mighty fist of iron into my stomach. "My little paisan listen closely." Galtosino began as I fell to the floor holding my stomach. I think he broke my intestines as I began to shit them out onto the floor but that's another story.
Galtosino lit himself a cigarette before saying, "there's a bakery a couple clicks up the road. It's a family owned bakery, and their son just received a DVD of some kind." Galtosino then took a big puff of his cig breathing the smoke into my face. I wanted to punch him right in his gob. No offense he looked like my local laundry mat dealer. Galtosino then continued speaking with, "they're saying the material on the DVD is so offensive they're gonna take it up to Chancellor Palpatine, and we can't have that can we Ran?" I shook my face as Galtosino finished with, "so go to the bakery and ask them about the DVD. If you tell anyone about this I'll have you killed by Grandmother Darth Vader." 
And with that Galtosino disappeared in a flash of smoke. Only joking he just awkwardly strolled away on a scooter his grandpa had given him for his birthday. His grandpa was an old dog. Literally he was a bulldog. Yep not even joking on that one dear reader. 
I made my way up the road towards the bakery, and proceeded to let myself in. I didn't even knock on the door before entering because I'm quite a bastard. The owners were a family of polar bears. Yep they were polar bears. They had come to London during Prohibition and gained a lot of money from bootlegging fish into the North Pole and Canada. They were obviously receiving protection from Sollozzo. The wily Turk had planned well.
The family were very kind to me with the mother Mrs Duper offering to make a cup of tea. I said "yes," and proceeded to ask the father Mr Duper about the DVD. "Well it was a Christmas present for my son see? I got for him because he's a little shit." Mr Duper explained his breath stinking of fishy roundtables. Oh yeah I went there. At that very moment the son walked in. His name was Sylvester Stallone. He was even fatter than the father and mother. 
"Hello fishy boy!" Sylvester proclaimed who actually sounded like the actor Sylvester Stallone. Ironic I know but he really did. Mr Duper ordered Sylvester to bring them the DVD and he did as he was told. While he was getting the DVD, Mrs Duper came back into the room placing a boiling hot cup of tea onto the table in front of me. I didn't even thank her because my advisor Major Todd had a real thing for arks. This persuaded me to not say thank you to anything ever.
Sylvester then came back holding the DVD, and handed it to me. It was Big & Small DVD. The cover had a picture of Big crying with Small laughing at him. There was no title because it was covered in a thick layer of Nolan North's homemade ketchup. It was so thick! I even tried using a spatula to pry the thing off but it just wouldn't budge. I flipped the DVD over and saw that the back had a picture of Flanders eating Homer's ear. 
I then proceeded to ask if we could watch it and Mr Duper agreed as long as we keep it down because Mr Finch be watching Harry Hill's TV Burp in the other room. Mrs Duper went into the back room, and returned five minutes later holding a portable DVD player. She placed it onto the table in front of me, and set the thing up whilst I took a sip from my cup of tea. It tasted like ass. 
The DVD began with some commercials but something was wrong. One commercial had a cartoon cat on a date with a man named Pew. Then all of the sudden a smelly dog came on screen with a piece of chalk in it's paw. "Don't be gruelling the gruel!" He yelled angrily. Another commercial had a fat walrus beating the fuck out of the local carpenter, and another had Rap Rat dancing to the rhyme of the night. Rap Rat then looked at the screen, and yelled, "WAIT YOUR TURN!" It was so fucking loud it caused me to shit out more of my intestines but that's another story.
The main menu then appeared. It was a picture of Big & Small hiding in the closet like they do in the episode: "stormy weather." There was only option which read, "play episode sexy." I clicked it and the episode began with the theme song.
Something was wrong. Well for starters Big & Small weren't even singing the lyrics instead it was sang by Karl Pilkington. Also ironically Big was very small while Small was fucking huge. Also the puppets looked really bad they were covered in mud or at least I hope it was mud. It looked like the puppets had been found behind a dumpster in Soho or something.
The episode then started with Big & Small playing cards in the kitchen. The song "forget you," by Cee Lo Green was playing in the background, and was so fucking loud I couldn't hear any of the characters actually speaking. Even the blindmen's dogs claimed to hear it while they run from Scrooge and his grubby fingers.
The music finally stopped as Big said, "you know something Small? I think T-Rex would like to play cards with us I'll go get him." Big then left the kitchen to go get his favourite plush while Small muttered, "oh shit." Suddenly a loud "no" could be heard as Big came into the kitchen crying well at least I think it was crying. it sounded like a car alarm going off. 
"What's wrong Big? What's da problem?" Jacksepticeye asked he came in through the cat flap. Big & Small didn't seem to notice this as Big continued sobbing heavily for a good seven hours. Believe me I checked my watch. "What's wrong Big?" Small asked who was now voiced by Christopher Walken who was busy walking his dog. Ha get it? "Small T-Rex is missing again." Big then grabbed Small with his mighty paws, and held him up in the air.
"You better not have had anything to do with this Small! You were the reason T-Rex went missing last time. If I find out it was you I'll kill you!" Big yelled angrily as he threw Small onto the floor breaking his back in the process. Small managed to recover since he had taken some hospital lessons from Sir Roger Colbham the world famous heart surgeon.
Big then opened the backdoor as he planned to ask Twiba about his missing saur. For those of you not in the Big & Small fandom, Twiba is a worm with curly hair who lives in an apple in Big & Small's garden. She's also a humongous bitch who ratted Small out to Big the last time T-Rex went missing. Twiba was likely getting paid off by the Atlanta Corporation and her undercover lover Avery Carrington. Carrington had a real thing for real estate but not fake estate. He's not that sick.
"I can't let Twiba snitch on me again." Small muttered under his breath as he leaped out of the kitchen window somehow and reached Twiba's apple before Big did as he was busy taking a shit in his shed. 
Small reached Twiba who turned around and asked, "what does a ghost eat for breakfast? Ghost ass." Small then proceeded to chop Twiba in half with a meat cleaver. He had learned this tactic from the Empire Bay Triads who once butchered Henry Tomasino to death in a park for being a pesky informant. Small heard the shed's toilet flush, and managed to flee the scene before Big left his shed. 
Big went up to the tree and crapped himself all over the garden when he saw what had happened to Twiba. "Small! Small!" Big cried out as Small appeared behind him holding a book. "What's the matter.... holy ducking shit!" Big began sobbing as did Small. It sounded like a cat getting ran over by a car driven by a duck whose late for work where his boss Big Boy Frank could give him the big promotion to executive. 
The screen then cut to Big & Small drinking cups of tea in the kitchen. "This day has been a total fricking disaster." Big said before continuing with, "Twiba's dead, T-Rex is still missing, and if Avery thinks we killed her it'll mean war. We're fucked." Small didn't say anything but he was visibly nervous suddenly music began to play in the background as the song of the episode began to play. 
The song was the song "I Miss My Saur," which had been used in the episode, "the case of the missing 'Saur." However, the lyrics had been changed so that Big now sang "I miss my son," instead of "I miss my saur." While Big was singing Small attempted to eat his dinner whilst the waitress was practicing politics and the businessmen slowly got stoned. Well it's better than drinking alone at least I suppose.
After the song ended, Big & Small were shown getting themselves ready for bed. Big couldn't sleep but Small managed to full asleep easily. Small then proceeded to have a nightmare about being in a courtroom with Big serving as a judge.
"Mr Small," Big began before continuing with, "is it true you stole my saur and then killed Twiba before she could tell me?" "Well uh technically uh nah." Small's lawyer Robbie Rotten said. "I say he's guilty!" Patrick Star said who was in the jury for some strange reason. "No that's not true goddammit!" Small cried as Big handed down the final verdict. "Mr Small for your crimes against the people of this good city. This court hereby sentences you to death in the electric chair." He then proceeded to slam his hammer down signalling that the case was closed. 
Small was then shown being put in the electric chair with an incredibly smelly man eating an apple serving as the executioner. He pulled the lever but then Small found himself falling and falling and falling some more. He was falling towards the fiery pits of Hell. Satan then appeared as a bulldog, and said, "throw him in the pot boyio." 
Small fell into the pot, and Rusty Walrus appeared yelling, "ah you owe me fresh meat for my pot!" Small attempted to run away with Rusty chasing after him. Small was just too slow and Rusty picked him up with his mighty claws. "You fool!" Rusty laughed evilly as he began eating Small.
Small woke up from his nightmare screaming and screaming some more which caused Big to enter the bedroom confused as all hell. "Small what's the matter?" Big asked as Small said, "oh sorry Big I just had a bad dream that's all." "Well it sounded pretty intense. Wanna talk about it?" Big asked but Small shook his head violently. 
After this the screen then changed to show Big & Small in the garden. They had arranged a funeral for Twiba and everyone was in attendance including Colonel Dodo, the Rosato Brothers, and Avery Carrington. Even Jacksepticeye and the caporegimes paid their respects to their fallen hero.
Small and Big served as pallbearers with Big then delivering a eulogy all about Twiba. Everyone cried. Don Salieri cried on Morello's shoulder. You wouldn't think that they had been at each other's throats only the day before.
A time card came on screen, which read, "two days later." It was read by the French Narrator from SpongeBob for some bizarre reason. 
Small was shown in the kitchen looking through a photo album whilst smoking a cigarette. He began to narrate with, "things were bad. They were only gonna get worse. The truth was gonna come out sooner than later, and then I'm gonna have Big after me along with Carrington and the Atlanta Corporation. This wasn't how I imagined it when I stole T-Rex. I dreamed of finally living in peace. I guess I got that more or less, but along with it came guilt and the blood of my friends. It was finally catching up with me. It was all just a matter of time."
The screen then cut to Big on the phone to his contact in the police department. He had been correct. Carrington did blame him & Small for Twiba's death, and wanted retribution. 
That very same day, Small was picked up by Carrington whilst playing hide n seek in the garden with Mr Uppity. In the car ride, Carrington yelled at Small for a good half hour before saying, "I don't forget about my friends Small. I got you one last chance to make this right." "Okay I'm listening." Small said as Carrington finished with, "you're gonna get rid of Ruby. Do us all a favour." "And if I refuse?" Small asked as Carrington explained, "you'll die. Frank and the rest of the Corporation want you dead. So does Mr Chu, and top it all off you killed Twiba. You think Big's gonna let that slide? You're a bad man walking."
Small then exited the car, and grabbed a Tommy gun from the shed. He charged towards the shed before reaching Ruby's mouse hole. Btw dear reader Ruby is an annoying as fuck mouse who lives with Big & Small free of charge. 
Ruby laughed when she saw Small enter her domain without an invitation. "What did Carrington tell ya Small? Kill me and all is forgiven. You think he'll just let you walk after everything you did. At least your buddy knows how to do business. Don't ya Big?" Ruby finished as Big put a gun to Small's head. "I don't care about Carrington and those old fucks at the corporation. They're using you Small just like Morello used you, just like I used you, and just like that little bitch Twiba used you. You killed that piece of shit and then act all innocent. Now you're gonna pay for it. Now Big." Ruby said but instead Big picked Ruby up and ate her in one big bite.
"Let's get out of here." Big said as he & Small turned to leave the kitchen. "So what was she talking about back there?" Small asked as Big proceeded to explain that he knew Small had been the one to steal T-Rex and kill Twiba. Truth be told Big was actually happy when Twiba died and was secretly waiting for something or someone to get rid of her. Thanks to Small that was no longer necessary. Small then asked about T-Rex but Big said that he can always get another toy saur.
They got outside into the garden only to find Carrington and a large group of mobsters waiting for them. Big & Small were told to get into separate cars with Small getting into the car which had Carrington in it.
During the car ride, Small asked Carrington "did you get me a Xbox for killing Ruby?" Carrington didn't answer. Through the windshield of the car, Small could see the car carrying Big take off in the opposite direction. "Whoa what's going on!? Where are they taking Big?" Carrington sighed before saying, "sorry kid Big wasn't part of our deal."
The deal Small had made with Carrington only covered him while Big was taken away to be killed by two assassins on Carrington's payroll. Big managed to escape the ordeal with the assassins and went on the run to Chicago thinking that the poker king of the Midwest Gus Polinski could help him out. Instead Polinski turned on him and had Big beaten to death by his poker band after Big refused to blow music into Gus' trumpet. Sounds dirty doesn't it?
Small meanwhile was exiled to New Orleans where he got a job working as an accountant for the Marcano Family. He still thinks about what he did. Knowing that his actions got Twiba and Big killed and that Marcano is planning to silence him. All Small could do now was pray. He prayed for the souls of Twiba & Big.
The DVD player then turned by itself only joking Mrs Duper switched it off. Sylvester was crying whilst Geppetto's clever hands were at set making Pinocchio's legs and head. Suddenly I heard the toilet flush as Fred came in holding his stomach. He attempted to flee but I managed to catch him. Fred proceeded to explain that the DVD was given to him by a man named Skyrunner SG-1. Turns out Fred never actually worked in the Chinese Quarter, and was actually working for a gang known as The Lost Episode Resistance. The Resistance had given him that DVD in order to see if Galtosino was working for Rabe Maniels. Whatever that means. 
I thanked the Duper family for their help, and left the bakery with Fred accompanying me. We went to the police station in order to confront Galtosino about it. Galtosino wasn't there as he was busy having it away with his hot mistress who worked in Riker's Field for the Corleone Family. I was tired. Then Bishop Brennan came in accompanied by his PA Father Jessop the most smelly priest in the world. 
The smell was so intense it nearly knocked me out as Brennan asked, "we'd like to file a missing person case. Our dear friend Salvatore Manetti has gone missing. A lot of people including ourselves are really missing him." "Hi Father Jessop helping Bishop Brennan are you?" I asked to which Jessop replied with, "no I'm at Shrek's swamp having some of his swamp rat stew." The smell of Jessop was so intense it nearly made me pass out. He stunk of rotten cheese, rotten meat, rotten eggy bread, poo, rotten socks, and anything rotten you can imagine. 
I had tried being friendly with Jessop as he had gone to high school with Fred. "We'll try finding him Len." Commander Hardbrook said as Brennan yelled, "don't call me Len you little bullocks! I'm a bishop!" "So who is Salvatore Manetti?" Fred asked as Father Jessop replied with, "he's a cat with nine lives." This caused Brennan to laugh heavily for a good two hours even though Jessop's joke was fucking terrible. 
Bishop Brennan then turned to leave while saying, "come on Jessop we're leaving. I have to be in Rome tomorrow for an audience with the Pope and his gang of smelly junkyard dogs." "Don't ever speak to his grace like that ever again." Jessop warned as he followed Brennan outside like a loyal little dog whose owner has many parking fines. 
We decided to go home as well and decided to go pay my mother a visit. After all she only lived a couple blocks down the road from the police station. We reached my mother's house as soon as she opened the door she began beating me with her nose hairs. 
"You know what you need? A nice cup of tea you got time?" My mother asked as Fred replied with, "fuck you." Suddenly a blue van appeared behind us with two men wearing masks pulling us into the vehicle. My mother came out of the house holding a kettle screaming, "look what you've done to my supper! Now I shall have to make some more!" She did this because my mother is an addict of chewits like some kind of Winston Chu.
The van began speeding down the roads with the drivers finally revealing themselves to be Frankely Hott and Matthew Williams. "You don't want to get personal family involved in this thing Ran." Matthew explained as I asked, "who the fuck are you guys? I never got my tea!" "There'll be time for tea later. Right now we got to get you to see Skyrunner. He'll want to meet you." 
We arrived at a large house in Bristol, and found heavily guarded by several people carrying guns. Lazarus Marmite then appeared on the scene walking towards us. "What's with all the new faces?" Williams asked as Marmite replied with, "ever since we whacked Salvatore Manetti Skyrunner has tripled our security." 
Marmite then proceeded to escort us through the house into the living room. Skyrunner was busy talking to someone on the phone. "yeah I understand. Don't worry your brother will be fine." He hung up, and turned to face Marmite. "That was Shadow's sister. She's worried. She doesn't know if Rabe and his men will be going after her or not."
Skyrunner then turned to face me and smiled before saying, "good evening Officer Ran did you get here okay?" "What the fuck is going on here?" I asked as Skyrunner began to tell me a story.
He explained that Galtosino was on Rabe Maniels' payroll, and served as his syndicate's cop on payroll. He worked for Maniels as a strongarm holding up stores that owed Maniels protection money. So it was Rabe who Galtosino was providing his kickbacks to not Maranzalla. Skyrunner and his friends had been supplied the DVD by their informer Joey who worked in Maniels' Syndicate as a lost media courier.
Then Skyrunner proceeded to give the DVD to new recruit Fred who in turn when gave the DVD over to the Duper Family. Rabe heard about the Duper Family's complaints through Archie Colmyer and they ordered Galtosino to silence them. Galtosino gave me the task of interviewing the Duper's because he knew I had no connection to Skyrunner and his crew. He figured I was too stupid to connect the DVD to Rabe Maniels and Colmyer.
I sat down on the sofa and lit myself a cigarette. At that point, Richard Fatchurd entered the house revealing it to be owned by him. He was accompanied by his new PA Fritz. "How's Shadow doing?" Shadow Lioness asked confused. "He'll be okay." Fatchurd explained before continuing with, "he still can't talk, and his sister blames us for him getting shot. The good news is he's heavily guarded by BC Network and Tyler Jamison. There's also some pesky journalists there at all times who want to ask him questions." Fatchurd turned to face me and winked a mighty wink like Rayman did which caused that Gameboy Colour to explode all those years ago when there was a lonely goombah stuck between two pipes. Guess he'll play that Gameboy for the rest of his life. I sense a romance blooming under the covers of a nasty chicken swamp rat.
I sat on the sofa smoking my cigarette, and I begin to wonder, "what will Galtosino do to the Duper Family?" That's all I could really do as Skyrunner began lecturing me about who he and his crew are.
I turned to face Fatchurd who now sat on the sofa next to me, and asked about his friend Fritz. Fatchurd proceeded to explain that Fritz was his new personal assistant following the death of his old PA Neddie who had turned out to be an informant for Maniels. "So uh who killed him?" I asked and Fatchurd replied with, "me!" Fatchurd then began laughing evilly while Skyrunner practiced telling the time with Shadow Lioness laughing on a nearby sofa.
I was in for a long night. 
== Death To The Traitor ==
:This part tells us about how Richard Fatchurd killed Neddie Rabe Maniels' informant. This takes place a week before the events of the story above. Also this section is told from Richard Fatchurd's perspective not Officer Ran's.
Sup boys it's Richard. Richard Fatchurd back at it again with another horrific tale. I was getting ready to be picked up by my PA Neddie at my house in Bristol. Skyrunner had made it very clear last night that Neddie was to be killed. It had to be today. I had already replaced Neddie with my butler Fritz who had a real thing for waste management and buses for some bizarre reason.
I hadn't slept very good that night as those fish and chips we got delivered tasted proper rancid. Like something my cousin Roncando used to cook before he became a partner in an olive oil company set up by his former rival Genco Abbandando.
If you're wondering why we planned to kill Neddie dear reader, and I know you are sexy. One of Maniels' boys Joey had revealed to us that Neddie had been working as a spy for Maniels for more than a month. This enraged me. I had been Neddie's boss, his sole benefactor, and his sole tomato, and he had turned his back on me. Neddie's betrayal couldn't have come at a worse time especially after the recent death of Luca Brasi. Who could of foretold that Neddie would have turned traitor?
From inside my house, I could see Neddie's car pulling up on the parking lot with Fritz sitting in the backseat. I left the house locking the door behind me. I got into the car, and made collapse to one side thanks to my fat ass. "I also have a really cool car, and it's red. It's a really classic model too." Neddie explained as he was busy having yet another fucking phone to Rarity. I snatched the phone off him, and proceeded to have another nuke dropped on Rarity's boutique curtesy of my connections with Mr Nutella. Ever heard of him? He's quite nutty. Get it?
I proceeded to let out a massive fart which made Fritz pass out. I began speaking with, "that Skyrunner's running wild. He wants to go to the mattresses already. Do you know any good spots in errrrrrrr.... Malt Street?" Neddie grinned widely already thinking how much this information would be worth to Maniels and his people. "WRECK IT RALPH!" Neddie proclaimed as he hit the alecrator, and proceeded to speed down the busy highway going west towards the city.
During the ride, I began Fritz's hair which tasted of Farmer Francis' home grown sausages before we reached out destination. "Ay change of plans Neddie. Take me home baby I got to take a shit." I said as Neddie did as he was told, and proceeded to put the car into reverse. Neddie began speeding back to Bristol, but somehow ended up getting lost in a small countryside area after buying some chewits from an incredibly old and smelly moustache Pete who claimed that his favourite side of the track was the countryside. Do you get it? Cause I fucking don't not gonna lie. So I requested for Neddie to pull over so I could do my business in the bushes next to us as I couldn't hold out any longer. 
Having worked for me so long, Neddie knew I had serious bowel issues thanks to my corrupt doctor Sir Roger Colbham the world famous heart surgeon giving me the wrong pills. I went over to the bushes, and heard Neddie say, "WRECK IT RALPH!" This was the last time I ever heard those words as a large gunshot engulfed the air. Neddie was no more.
Fritz emerged from the car, and discarded the car. We then got into another car being driven by Dorium Maldovar who had taken Luca Brasi's place in our Resistance. He proceeded to drive us back to my house in Bristol. 
Arriving at the house in Bristol, I found it armed to the teeth, and questioned Lazarus on this. Lazarus shrugged for two hours before saying, "the Resistance finally got up on the scoreboard. Salvatore Manetti 4'o clock this morning." I went to walk past him but was stopped by Marmite who said, "by the way we got the full confirmation on Luca. They killed him the night before they shot Shadow. In Johnny Buggerton's DVD store. Imagine that?" I shrugged before saying, "must of caught him off guard."
We were let through the cat flap by Daddy Pig who was trying to teach the local butcher how to play basket ball. "You can't throw the ball!" Daddy cried out as Marmite proceeded to escort me and Fritz into the living room treating me as an outsider even though it was my fucking house we were operating in. The rude carrot onion. I wanted to eat him so bad with chips and a loaf of bread maybe a loaf of bread In the living room, we see Skyrunner finishing off a live stream. Shadow Lioness sat on the couch beside him while BC Network ate breadsticks in the far side of the room.
"Hey where's Tyler?" I asked, and Skyrunner replied with, "he's under sedation. I guess seeing The Shadow Reader getting gunned down was hard on him. Doc says he'll probably be out for at least three more days." I sat down on the sofa next to Lioness, and sat down with so much force that it made the sofa go up into the sky for a brief moment before eventually returning back down. "How's Shadow doing?" Lioness asked, and Skyrunner replied with, "he still can't talk, but his family are out visiting him in the hospital today. Btw Richard how's Neddie?" I didn't answer, but proceeded to eat all of Skyrunner and BC's dinner. BC cried heavily, and Skyrunner got the message that Neddie was dead.
I don't know how exactly he reached that conclusion, but whatever Skyrunner then said, "pretty soon Rabe will get the word on his informant's death how will that affect him?" "He will realise that he was very lucky the other day." I answered, and Skyrunner proceeded to slap me with a slice of pizza. "NO! That wasn't luck. Rabe and Johnny were planning that for weeks. Months maybe. They must of tailed Shadow back to his house at least 69 times, and got used to his habits. Then they bought Neddie off, and somehow managed to catch Luca off guard. They had everything settled, but the gunmen Rabe hired weren't good enough, and Shadow moved too quick. If he had died, I would have had to have made a deal with Rabe, and he would have won."
"So about Galtosino." Marmite began while making a cup of tea in the kitchen. "Is he working for Maniels or nah?" Skyrunner didn't answer. "We're not sure yet. We just gave a DVD over to Fred and he's looking for some unlucky family to buy it from him." BC explained whilst getting up from his chair. "Well I'm off to the hospital to guard Shadow. Skyrunner tell Jamison when he's recovered that's he more than welcome to join me down there. I could use the company." "Will do." Skyrunner said and with that BC disappeared out the house catching a cab to the hospital.
I walked over to the living room window, and looked outside, and watched as BC and the cab disappeared into the distance as rain began to violently pour onto the streets outside.
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