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Portal:History/Intro

The History of the World is the history of humanity from the earliest times to the present, in all places on Earth. Or in short, it's all about stuff that happened while there was someone around smart enough to notice that stuff was happening. At first they were iletterite, and passed their memories on using oral tradition, which disappointingly does not relate to the transference of information via oral sex.
Finally someone worked out how to read, and someone else worked out how to write, and recorded history was then born. History can also come from other sources such as archaeology, which involves digging stuff up and making up stories about it. Despite this being a recognised field of science, it is not suggested that you dig up deceased relatives and give them personalities created from your own psychosis.
Human history starts back with the early Stone Age–or the Paleolithic–known as such as that was the time mankind started using stone tools, not because they were regularly stoned. That had to wait until the Neolithic Era and the invention of agriculture (and beer!), thence the invention of animal husbandry. (See more...)
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File:TayyopErdogan.jpg|Armenian Genocide
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File:Hamilton.jpg|Alexander Hamilton
File:CatalaunianFields.jpg|Attila the Hun
File:Biggus1.jpg|Biggus Dickus
File:Cleopatra9.jpg|Hatshepsut
File:Stalinman.png|Joseph Stalin
File:American Empire Amerigo wanted to be a chef.gif|Amerigo Vespucci
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Portal:Internet/Intro

The Internet (archaic Inter-net) also know as the Hinternet, the Tinternet and A Series of Tubes is a communication tool used by the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. 
It is made of, but not limited to, a series of tubes, telegraph wires, pony expresses, hobo signs, tortoise shells, smoke signals, Oscar Wilde quotes and warning beacons of Gondor, not to be confused with a big truck. Based on a Fork of an early prototype build of Las Vegas, it was originally built by Al Gore to distribute pornography and is owned, operated and monitored by the Illuminati. It is mostly used for access to generally C-grade pornography, theme songs, ultra-porn, and cans of spam. The Internet was at first designed to accumulate the knowledge of mankind, and by learning and sharing the newly synthesized knowledge generating singularity. But it turned out to be much more effective in accumulating and amplifying idiocy, creating a being not known before: the troll. It is a well known fact that the internet is over ninety-nine-and-a-half-percent pornography. These statistics are being backed by such reliable sources as the Navy and Wikipedia. (Full article...)
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*C.S. Lewis
*Franz Kafka
*Henry David Thoreau
*I Like To Right
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*L'Etranger
*The Lord of the Rings
*Nancy Drew
*Rebecca Sealfon
*'Tain't neither
*Third-Person Limited Omniscient
*Twilight (novel)
*UnBooks:Horton Hires a Ho
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As the generally accepted definition of literature today hugs folktales to its warm bosom, we might well conclude that literature began with one frightened caveman grunting (see language) his fears to his fellows by firelight. This, however, would be wrong. Scurrying, short and bitter academics in dank bare cells have clinically proven that 'literature' is caused by writing down things which never happened and which afflict the reader with acute boredom , in some cases literally boring the victim to death. 
Today, the study of literature remains a major academic discipline at nearly every educational institution around the world, often being the most heavily required class for graduation. This is because academics have declared that finding themes (which the author totally intended to put in the work) is far more important than learning first aid, basic home and auto repair, or how to do your taxes. However, there is one major benefit to the study of literature: without it, as many as half of the jokes in your favorite TV shows would fly right over your head. (Full article...)
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Why is book? Because book good. If you don't book, you won't good. Book make you good at yes. Grammar make good writing. Write is good so you can make more book. Book good. Make others read book. Book make good write at book. I rest my case. (Full article...)
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File:Band-small.jpg|The Misunderstood
File:I'm gonna say it now.png|Phil Ochs
File:Jew box image.PNG|Giant Jew Band
File:John Coltrane-4485.jpg|Miles Davis
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Music is a form of art first discovered by Charles Darwin in the 1800s. It is a sort of root, that often has a beat to it, although some people have thought that music is actually a form of hypnosis made by singers who just want to sell their CDs. Often when music is played, people start dancing, as music often results in your body going into spasm that takes over your body with its infectious rhythm. This is due to the fact that music is a potent neurotoxin, and can cause long term damage to the central nervous system. Scientists are trying to prove that music is a disease and so those who are infected with the virus (such as rock stars) die before their time, (like Elvis and Jesus). It seems to severely affect drummers. It is also a fact that having absolutely no musical skills!!! result in immunization to the disease, such as birds, blink-182 and, Oasis. Music was designed only to annoy those who hear it and cause them to go insane and outsane. Music can come in many forms. Revolving, singing, blowing, strumming, and pressing are only some on the possible insanities that be music. (See more...)
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File:LudwigvanBeethoven.jpg|UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend
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File:Coolband.jpg|HowTo:Make a Band
File:Serj-tankian.jpg|HowTo:Write Serj Tankian Lyrics
File:SkinFlute.png|HowTo:Play the Skin Flute
File:Ronniejamesdio.jpg|UnBooks:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes
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<option>*... that Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson, was famous for his brilliant strategy of firing where the enemy ship will be, rather than where it is?</option>
<option>*... that Penn and Teller have performed at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas for the last 20 years, and will bring towels and soft drinks to your room if asked politely?</option>
<option>*... that José Mourinho would prefer really not to speak, if he speaks he is in big trouble. If he speaks he's in big trouble and he doesn't want to be in big trouble.</option>
<option>*... that Humphrey Bogart was known for playing "hard-boiled" detectives, known for their milky white skin and round, corpulent figures?</option>
<option>*... that Laura Ingalls Wilder, author of the Little House on the Prarie books, attempted to assassinate Franklin D. Roosevelt via a poisoned turnip?</option>
<option>*... that Queen Victoria and Prince Albert made love inside every room at Buckingham Palace? It is said one can still hear their romps echoing through the royal halls.</option>
<option>*... that one of the major themes in Kurt Vonnegut's work was that technology is almost always beneficial and will cause no harm to humanity?</option>
<option>*... that if you're lucky, the skippers at Disney's Jungle Cruise will skip the jokes entirely and just stare at you in silence?</option>
<option>*... that one of the major themes in Kurt Vonnegut's work was that technology is almost always beneficial and will cause no harm to humanity?</option>
<option>*... that Indian tennis star Sania Mirza was the target of a fatwa over her attire, which clerics felt didn't show enough of her body?</option>
<option>*... that New York financier Jeffrey Epstein opened a school for impoverished young girls somewhere in the Caribbean?</option>
<option>*... that jazz pianist and composer Dave Brubeck is most known for mistakenly adding an extra note after the 4?</option>
<option>*... that avant-garde artist Rebecca Black was mocked and insulted by the general public for simply saying that people prefer weekends to weekdays?</option>
<option>*... that Erich Hartmann, inspired by the success of Red Baron Pizza, released his own line of Blond Knight Casseroles?</option>
<option>*... that TV presenter and child-predator catcher Chris Hansen was once accosted by a man known as "The Booty Warrior"?</option>
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The following text is from a pamphlet which was seen drifting down from a clear sky one Sunday afternoon. It's not known what sort of creature might have dropped it, but it was apparently something which lives in the sky.
People make the very best pets! They're more affectionate than pythons, they're easier to litter train than guinea pigs, they take up less space than elephants, and they don't need a fancy salt water filtration system in their tank the way dolphins do. Furthermore, unlike trees, they're mobile, so you can easily take them with you when you move. If you don't want your pet to die, get a human! They can live over 100 years! There are a few things you should know in order to get the most out of your human, and that's what this page is for. It contains everything you need to know to get off to a good start! (See more...)
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File:Monaliesel.jpg|After the scientist invented the time-travel machine, Vin Diesel went back in time to pose for Leonardo da Vinci.
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*Adolf Hitler
*Al Gore
*Barack Obama
*Bill Clinton
*Chairman Mao
*Donald Rumsfeld
*Donald Trump
*Fidel Castro
*George W. Bush
*Idi Amin
*Josef Stalin
*Mao Tse Sung
*Pol Pot
*Saddam Hussein
*Sarah Palin
*Sonny Bono
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<option>* ...that Washington, D.C. is 1.4 times larger than Vatican City.</option>
<option>* ...that former enemies, United States and Russia now have a great deal in common - they both have the highest incarceration rates.</option>
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Politics is the art of being wrong. The name is based on the words Poly and Ticks, Poly meaning many, and ticks meaning blood sucking parasites. Politics therefore means many blood thirsty parasites. Basically these politics/politiks or politicians, exist to drink the blood of the citizens of a nation. There are generally three categories of politicians: liberals, moderates, and conservatives. Each are equally partial to the sweet, sweet fuckred liquor of the populace. Conservatives want to make all but the the richest 1% into slave laborers who are forced to build giant pyramids, whereas Liberals want to allow gays to legally marry you against your will. Moderates strike a balance between the two positions, arguing that gays can only force you into a "civil union" and that everyone should have the option of building giant pyramids. Besides these groups, other known practitioners of politics include waitresses, who are most proficient at doing so while businessmen slowly get stoned. (Full article...)
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*1917 - The people of Puerto Rico are granted U.S. citizenship, to make the colonial exploitation that much more painful.
*1946 - President Ho Chi Minh is declared "most likely to ferment Communist insurrection" in high school yearbook.
*1961 - John F. Kennedy starts the Peace Corps, a secret CIA project to dump potentially troubling bleeding-heart hippies abroad.
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File:ADCig.jpg|American Dream
File:capitalism.jpg|Capitalism
File:Redscareomicflag.jpg|Communism
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File:Mao Zedong portrait.jpg|Chairman Meow
File:Rumsfeld_Origami.gif|Donald Rumsfeld demonstrates his penchant for papercraft.
File:DubyaDopePoster.jpg|George Dubya Bush
File:New barack obama Bunny copy.jpg|Usually people want the President to kiss babies, but it's looking like fresh horizons all around.
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Portal:Religion

Religion is the act of worshipping a creed or deity in which one has mistakenly attributed supernatural powers. "True Believers" are also known as schizophrenic or having a neurological disorder in scientific, medical, or sane circles. It was invented by tribal leaders at least two million years ago in order to control and financially exploit the citizenry and in the Western proper World was still going strong until the Separation of Church and State. In the third or improper World it's business as usual. Typically God is portrayed as a giant bearded man in the sky that flies around granting wishes, but there are some variations.
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File:Atom.PNG|Atomic Mass
File:BarMitzvah.jpg|Bar Mitzvah
File:Contents.jpg|Confession (Catholicism)
File:FaithVirus.JPG|Faith
File:Oldmanandboy.jpg|Filial Piety
File:Retouched2.JPG|Flying Spaghetti Monster
File:Sorry taken.jpg|Fundagelical Christianity
File:HelixNebula.JPG|God
File:God4.gif|Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God
File:Shiva.jpg|Mrs. God's blog
File:Yah-weh-oh.jpg|New Cooler Edition
File:Goatmilker.jpg|Seven Deadly Sins
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