Demon Mario Sunshine

This is the story of a guy named Jeff. Jeff was really bored one day. "I want to play Super Mario Sunshine," Jeff said. He then looked through his Nintendo games and found that he had lost the game.
So he drove to the local video game retailer. (Since this is 2014 he knew they might not have it). He looked around and did not see the game anywhere. (This did not surprise him). He asked the store clerk and he said that they had a copy in the back. Jeff went with him into the back and the clerk said to sit down for a second. So Jeff went and sat down on a small metal chair. It was very uncomfortable to Jeff and he felt a bit worried. The clerk walked back to Jeff and said he found the copy. So they went back to the front of the store and it was only $10.99 for the game. Jeff found this strange, but Jeff brushed off the feeling, the clerk bagged the game, with a smerk on his face, and handed it to Jeff. So he walked out of the store and went to his car an, Acura TL Type S 2007 edition. And he drove home and took the game out of the bag, only to find that the game had no cover art on it. It was just a blank page. So Jeff plugged in his old GameCube (he preferred to play it on the original console rather than the Wii). He starts the game and it skips the title screen and cuts straight into the opening cutscene. So at the part where Mario gets captured by the cops, the console just turns off. So Jeff gets up and turns it back on and starts it again. This time though it just starts normally. And he catches shadow Mario this time and then the screen fades black. Then it comes back on but the entire game looks depressed. Mario is upset and Delphino Plaza is even darker. Well he starts the first level and he gets to Petey Piranha. He loses the fight and then it restarts at Delphino Plaza. The game is still dark as it was, but this time he is not at delphino plaza, he is at Rico Harbor. Mario runs around and jumps into the water, BUT JEFF DID NOT MAKE HIM DO THAT! IT HAPPENED AUTOMATICALLY! The game over screen comes on and instead of saying Game Over, it says MARIO COMMITED SUICIDE. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW JEFF!?!? Well Jeff RUNS for the reset button and presses it. The game boots regularly and it is not dark anymore. He plays until Noki Bay and when he looks at the sun to enter the stage, the game starts flashing seizure educing lights and he does not have a seizure but passes out from a heart attack it was so frightening. Somebody looks in the window and sees so they called the hospital (lucky for him). So he gets the defibrulator used on him and he is better. Well, like an idiot after they left, he goes back and starts the game again. It boots and instead of the title screen it shows Mario's face but it looked as if Mario was a demon. And after 30 seconds, the game skips to Corona Mountain. He gets to the lava boat and crashes it into a wall and dies. The game resets and at the title screen the game fades to yellow for 10 minutes while Jeff was in the bathroom. And he has a plasma screen TV so it burns into the TV screen. Then the gamecube bursts into flames and his power goes out. So his TV was ruined, his gamecube fried, and his power out. Then he gets scared and runs away. He went to his friend Tom's house. But while he runs his house burns down and he left his wallet inside on accident. He pulls his phone out of his pocket and he has a GBA/GBC/GB emulator on it. So he plays Super Mario Advance 4 – Super Mario Bros. 3. He was very jumpy and scared and a fly lands on his shoulder and he screams as LOUD as he can, and Tom who was making dinner for himself goes WHAT HAPPENED?! And Jeff goes, "Oh, it was just a fly...". So he continues playing and after he beats world 3 Demon Mario appears on his screen, and he throws his phone at the wall and screams again. Tom (with his sandwich halfway in his mouth) thought it was another fly and just ignores it. Well Jeff goes to sleep on the couch and at 5 AM, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He says "Go away tom." very groggily. He looks up and sees, IT WAS DEMON MARIO! JEFF RUNS STRAIGHT OUT OF THE APARTMENT AND BACK TO HIS HOME! He found that it burned down and he falls down and cries. Then he sees that Demon Mario was still following him down the street. Rain begins to pour. Jeff keeps running and he knocks on his neighbors door as hard as he can and he screams "HELP ME PLEASE!" and the neighbor ignores it. Demon Mario catches up and kills Jeff. The next day Tom just thinks that Jeff went back home. Then he calls Jeff. Well Jeff's phone rings in Tom's house. Tom goes to Jeff's house and sees it is burned down. And he sees Jeff's remains on the neighbor's porch. Tom cries and calls 911. After that, Demon Mario was never sighted again. Because the disk was destroyed in the fire.
Category:Mario
Category:Cliche Madness
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Category:Demins and Debbils
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