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SpongeBob Must Go

This was a DVD set we found at Walmart and it was A 2007 DVD pack of SpongeBob loaded and a adventure time DVD set so i decided to buy them both. When i got home I wanted to watch SpongeBob first Even if Adventure time i wanted to watch the most. The Title card was "SpongeBob must go" and it was by 666 and i was weirded out. While watching i heard Squidward way "GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF THE GRILL AND GET THESE ORDERS!" I was in shock seeing this kind of show have Cursing like That.
SpongeBob went And talked to the viewer about How he was gonna Blow up the bikini Bottom And so He got a pipe bomb and a AK-47 out of a Bag and went to the Krusty crab saying "IM READY MOTHERF*CKERS" And shot up the whole Krusty crab while Squidward was hiding In a Bunker. After then SpongeBob said "I'm complete here now time to do the rest" but the cops came and i saw a bloody Shootdown and i was So Shocked seeing all of this. After then SpongeBob won And then he Got a pipe bomb in the Tower of the bikini bottom. When the Bomb ticked off and Blew up the ocean, SpongeBob's suicide letter was done.
It cut to another episode Callled "No escape" and shows squidward trying to ask the viewer's to call 911 but SpongeBob finds him and Shoots him to death and The footage was SpongeBob saying "How did i survive?" Then SpongeBob walks through sees a gun In the ashes of the bikini bottom and then SpongeBob Shot himself to death screaming "ALL HAIL SATAN!!!" Then the episode Ends and i take out the DVD destroying it and Never Bought SpongeBob DVD's again.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Suicide
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Shortpasta
SpongeBob Saves Walter White

SpongeBob was cleaning the kitchen floor when he heard a noise coming from the garbage can. He peered inside and saw a piece of paper with a note on it. The note said, "If you can read this, I am already dead." SpongeBob's curiosity got the best of him and he decided to take the challenge. After a few minutes of struggling, he finally was able to read the note. It said, "To whom it may concern, I am a high school student who has been struggling with drug addiction. I have decided to go clean and sober, but I don't have much time. I hope that if you see this note, you will help me. I am waiting for you, Walter White." SpongeBob was shocked. He had never heard of Walter White, but he knew that he had to help the school student. He quickly ran to his house and grabbed his clean clothes. He then ran back to the garbage can and helped the student clean up. When they were done, SpongeBob asked him what his name was. The student said his name was Walter White and SpongeBob told him that he would always remember him.
It was a lie.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
SpongeBob SquarePants: Evolution

The lost episode starts with SpongeBob's house. "SpongeBob?" Patrick called. Patrick knocks on SpongeBob's door, which is very loud. SpongeBob opens the door. Patrick then said: "I'm gonna go beat the shit out of Squidward again. Wanna come?" SpongeBob, in a voice made by Vocodes, replied with: "I'm feeling a little strange today. I don't know what's wrong with me." Patrick replies back with: "Okay, maybe another time." Patrick then turns into a sketched out version of himself with an OK hand sign. Patrick glitches into a red, eerie face. SpongeBob said: "I'll see you tomorrow then, Patrick." SpongeBob closes the door. He then glitches into a marketable plushie of himself, then the episode ends.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gary No More

When I was younger, SpongeBob was one of my favorite shows. It might still be. My identity is not important now, so quit thinking about it. I will share my unforgettable experience with an episode of SpongeBob. Now it wasn't SpongeBob losing his job, or squidward moving out. It's about Garry, SpongeBob's pet snail, or "cat snail" thing in Bikini Bottom. Like in one episode where Gary gets lost, it has the same theme. Gary goes missing again. But with a darker agenda.
It all started last Friday when I was browsing YouTube. I watched some Albertsstuff. Then Adult Swim. I saw a side video. It said "New SpongeBob Episode Coming Out Saturday Night!!!"
I thought i t was click bait, so I completely ignored it.
Turns out I was wrong.
Saturday in the day was fine. Until night where it started. 
I waited until 3am, but it was time. I don't know if it was worth it or not.. but I watched it anyways.
The intro was fine until the part where SpongeBob uses his nose like a flute. It used a disorted and reverse theme, of what sounded like "Gary Come Home"
Bubble effects changed the scene.
A title screen showed for 5 seconds. It was red letters with a chalky font and a black backround.
Im a wussy, so I jumped.
The same bubble effect changed the scene to the credits, etc. Then the bubbles where triggered again, then the episode started. SpongeBob was changing "I'm Ready!" Like always. The door to his house was open. The camera zoomed into Gary's Hyper Realistic eyes checking to see SpongeBob was gone. I jumped again.
Garry soon snuck out and stared at the camera for about 15 seconds. After that, the scene was suddenly at a trash can outside a huge hospital. Garry was eating some garbage when a blue fish with a navy blue hoodie wrapped Garry in a sac. The screen went dark with a darkened image of a gory, crushed and destroyed Realistic Gary. After a second, the screen was bright again. With static. The image of Gary was so Gorey that I can't show it on here. Or anywhere. At anytime. Never.
The screen was back with a rusted, old abandoned room with an old dirty pillow Garry was on. His she'll was broken and gushing with blood. He woke up and he saw SpongeBob tied up in front of him. He was dead. 
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Hyper-realistic
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sponge Massacre

Back when the fourth season of the show was being made, one Episode was planned for SpongeBob SquarePants, But it was never aired.
This certain unaired episode of the show "Sponge Massacre" would've featured the main character, SpongeBob himself committing murder by killing other sea-creatures in bikini bottom. Let me elaborate.
So the episode starts off with SpongeBob waking up from his bed, shouting "Good Morning World!". After that, he gets dressed, brushes his teeth, all the usual stuff. But once he arrives at the Krusty Krab, it takes a dark turn. Mr. Krabs and Squidward will tell SpongeBob he got fired, so, SpongeBob asks why he got fired, but Mr. Krabs just ignores him and bans him from the restaurant. 
At this point, SpongeBob looks extremely pissed off (which is obvious, the Krusty Krab was his favorite job, and he at least earned some cash). SpongeBob will continually mumble to himself about Mr. Krabs and Squidward being jerks for firing him without an real explanation.
A title card shows up saying "5 AM" with a night-time background of the sky of bikini bottom, the text is written in blood red. SpongeBob is seen in the kitchen, still pissed off, now holding a knife. A few seconds later he runs towards back to the Krusty Krab to kill Mr. Krabs and Squidward. That was his plan, but of course they weren't there, because it was to early. He seemingly sorta forgot his work schedule. So SpongeBob sets up a trap for Mr. Krabs and Squidward, if they enter the restaurant. Squidward first comes, but he gets strung up quickly upside-down by a rope connected to some other countless devices, and SpongeBob is watching with a grin behind the cash register. Squidward, of course, is pissed off and is screaming and shouting at SpongeBob to get him down, but he doesn't. SpongeBob is not forgiving Squidward and Mr. Krabs.
Then, Mr. Krabs walks inside and he gets gasoline poured on him, with a robotic arm lighting a match, which burns Mr. Krabs to a crisp. Squidward is horrified at this point, so he tries to squirm free, but with no use. SpongeBob leaves the restaurant, grabs some more gasoline and dumps it around the restaurant, lights it with a match and it all burns down. 
It then cuts to SpongeBob's Face while he watches the Krusty Krab burn. Then the episode ends.
Yea, it's pretty obvious why this episode was never aired, and I personally doubt it ever will. Now, you might be confused on how I have this information? Well, because I've personally seen the original test-screenings of the episode while it was being made. 
That's my story.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
SpongeBob SquarePants - Episode 0

Back in 2001, I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios who watched episodes of the show SpongeBob SquarePants before they were aired. But there was one episode in particular that was completed in 1995, but nobody at Nickelodeon saw it, and it was never aired on television. It was a VHS tape named "SpongeBob SquarePants - Episode 0". After previewing the episode "Band Geeks", I took this mysterious tape home and watched it without anyone else's consent.
The tape started with the theme song, as usual. However, it sounded lower pitched and everything was red and black. Painty the Pirate looked extremely creepy, and the kids didn't respond to him. After that, it cut to the episode. There was no title card.
The episode began with SpongeBob going to work. Like the theme song, everything was red and black. The audio track playing in the background sounded distorted and was full of static. SpongeBob looked very miserable, rather than his usual enthusiastic self.
When SpongeBob arrived at the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs and Squidward were nowhere to be seen. There were no customers. At the sight of this, SpongeBob began to cry. This wasn't the usual cartoon crying you would typically hear. Instead, this sounded like the voice actor was actually crying during the episode.
SpongeBob walked into the kitchen, and saw Mr. Krabs's dead body on the grill. His shell and eyes were pulled out, and he was bleeding all over the place. SpongeBob cried even more. Then he walked into Mr. Krabs's office, where he saw Squidward's bleeding corpse lying on the ground. SpongeBob cried even harder. He ran out of the Krusty Krab in tears.
All of the Bikini Bottomites and every main character on the show were also dead, making SpongeBob the only living resident left. He saw this, and said, "Oh dear. It's too late now. I guess it's time for me to die, too." He pulled out a gun and shot himself in the head. The screen faded to black after this scene.
Then, a bird's eye view of Bikini Bottom was shown. Everybody was lying on the ground, dead and bleeding everywhere. Every building was destroyed. The ocean was a bloody red color. The view lasted for about thirty seconds before fading to black again.
It cut to a distorted, red and black image of a SpongeBob toy. The music box from the end of Suicidemouse.avi was playing in the background. This scene lasted for twenty-seven seconds before cutting to black. The VHS tape ejected itself.
After I watched it a second time to take a couple of screenshots, I smashed it with a sledgehammer and never watched it again. The next day, I never told any of my other fellow interns about Episode 0, neither did I think about it again. Thankfully, I was safe from that demented tape for the rest of my life. And after I quit my job in 2004, I realized that all of the lost tapes in the boxes had to be watched and destroyed by just one intern at the studio.
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Suicide
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Lost Episode: Patrick's Death

Too many days of nobody believing me, with nobody to tell. But maybe if I could have told you people what happened, you'd believe me. It all started on an April morning, kids laughing happily outside, nice morning dew smelling very nostalgic. I didn't have that much internet that day, and I was sick with the flu. I had a serious headache, and was exhausted from staying up all night yesterday. so I decided to watch some YouTube videos. 
On YouTube's homepage, an episode of SpongeBob was airing. But it didn't look like it was official. It was just a screenshot from one of the scenes.
I started to watch the episode, and it showed SpongeBob and Patrick laughing merrily outside. Squidward was in his house with bloodshot eyes and one of his eyelids twitching. He grabbed a shotgun and loaded it with grenades.
He then screamed "DIE, IDIOT!" and shot SpongeBob in the head. Then Patrick stared in horror as he screamed "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I SWEAR, I'LL DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING!"
Then a smug grin spread slowly across Squidward's face as he muttered the words, "anything?"
Then it showed Squidward eating a Krabby Patty with Patrick being his footstool. It then zoomed in on Patrick's face as the words saying "WORTHLESS" "KILL YOURSELF" "IDIOT" in red color.
Then Patrick asked Squidward "can I borrow your shotgun?" "if you get me another Krabby Patty." Said Squidward.
Then he got him a Krabby Patty and got a shotgun, then shot himself in the head.
And the episode ended. I was so scared I threw up.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Suicide
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
SpongeBob SquarePants Is a Threat to Society

#he can shapeshift as well as stretch his limbs really long
#he seems to be able to make literally anything out of bubbles and sand, including weapons
#he has the power to control fire as shown by him making fires underwater
#he cannot die or feel pain. he can safely get cut in half, have his skin torn off or be crushed and not only live, but feel no pain, only tickling!
#he is capable of defeating people without even realizing they're against him, as shown in that episode where the karate master challenges him and he absolutely demolishes the poor dude without even realizing he was there
we must eliminate this man AT ONCE. WHO'S WITH ME?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
SpongeBob SquarePants Lost 2005 Episode

Have you heard of the show SpongeBob SquarePants? Well I heard that there was a VHS on eBay my friend told me to get. It was a lost Season 4 episode that was about SpongeBob and friends going on a plane trip to realize Plankton was on board with a knife. My friend gave me his tape to watch together.
The episode started with the normal intro, and then mistakenly cuts to the "Bubblestand" title card. After the bubble transition, Mr Krabs says to SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Sandy "We are on trip to jet!" The grammar was not good. I wonder who wrote this?
"Can come dad?" asked Pearl.
"Yes. Hired pilot fly!" said Krabs.
"Hooray!" said everybody.
It cuts to a shot of the jet where Krabs serves some Krabby Patties to Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.
"Share?" Mermaidman asked.
"F**k no!" Barnacleboy said.
SWEARING?! IN A SPONGEBOB CARTOON?!
Suddenly, the plane came to a stop, and the Pilot revealed himself as Plankton with a knife. "Kill Krabs!" he said. He tied Squidward, and pushed him out of the entrance, falling to his death. The plane crashed into the Andes Mountains. All of the characters were killed, but one survivor, SpongeBob.
The episode was 😖 thanks to whoever made it.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
SpongeBob SquarePants Lost Tape

YouTube video featuring this pasta.
One day I was taking a walk outside when I found a tape labeled "SpongeBob SquarePants Lost Tape" DO NOT WATCH! written crudely in marker. I thought , Hey I haven't seen SpongeBob in a while, plus it used to be my favorite show. So I took it home. Big mistake. I put the tape in my VHS Player and it started. The normal intro played, but then it cut to static for a few seconds then for a split second, an image came onto the screen. "Huh?" I said to myself. I paused and rewound it. I couldn't believe what I saw. A terrifying image of Squidward, looking in a hyper-realistick style of animation. I unpaused it and the episode continued. The show started off with SpongeBob playing in his front yard. Then Squidward opened his window and yelled," SPONGEBOB! Will you be quiet!? I have to practice for a concert tonight!" SpongeBob started to cry and said," Sorry," It then cut to static for about 5 minutes. It cut to black then the episode continued. "Huh, strange." I said to myself. Now, this is when things go dark. Squidward was playing at his concert, then his face began to twist. Soon, all the characters' faces began to twist in unmentionable ways. I was starting to get creeped out. Soon, their faces turn red then it cut to static and showed pictures of characters from Seasame Street Episode 0. "What the?!" I was immediatele cut off by a blast of loud static, then it cut to black. It showed the title card for Sesame Street episode 0. White German text appeared. It was very quick so I didn't get to translate it right away. Then the episode ended.
Months later...
Months had passed since. I had destroyed the tape, so I could not get any screen shots or anything. Apparently, the German text means "Death will do us part" and no info on who created this tape has been found. Yet.
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Videos
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
SpongeBob Squarepants: The Found episode (because I found it from backyard)

I am now typing this from my basement, because I hiding in from the evil bob. (and more).
So it start from when I was going home from school (I in 4rd grade)
I was going walk and run sometimes run and walk and then it appear.
There was CD in my postbox (backyard) and then I take the CD and then I go to my room.
I told my mother that I will not wash dish and I wil wathc this cd that found from postblox.
Then I go room and put on my tv and put on my cd player. I put cd in cd player and watch.
There was tex t "spongebob squarepants: scary episode" and I was scare.
But because I am a big boy i not that scare and watch episode. My bitch mom always tell me i'm big boy, so i am.
I am never scared of any thing. even when playing 3 scary games.
so I start watch episode and it begin with spongebob blood eyes. there was hyperrealistic blood comikng out of spongebob eye.
Spongebob have many hole which is scary and they were filled with hyper blood. I was horrified, but i continue watching.
Then there was slenderman and then jeff the killer and more and they fight with evil spongebob with real physics and then there was patrick who say "spongebob I am die" and then spongebob say "no patrick you are not die" and then patrick say "ok" and then there was sandy and then there was plankton who say "jeff the killer do you want help me with steal formula" and then jeff the killer fucking murdered plankton and then there was hyperrealistic death of plankton and then slenderman come in and fight with mr krab who say "ahoy me bob i am evil mr krab and i wil kill you" and then bobsponge said "no" and then they fight. 
i wanted to watch more but my bitch mother told me to watch dish. Then I go watch dish and later i return to wash more and then there is this one part in the cd where evil mr spongebob say "you will die whoever watch dis" and then i horified and i put my cd player of and destroy television with super strenght and then evil bob sponge apear in my room and tell me "you will die soon" and then i run in basement and hide in basement and evil bob kill my bitch mother and then he say "i wil come in". then evil slenderman appear and kill evil bob and save me. evil slender told me "hello you will now be new creepypasta character kyle the killer and you will come with me and be creepypasta" and then i say "wow that cool i will become creepypasta" and then i do the creepypaska with slender and we go off happy ending.
Fin.
If you ever find this tape, do not watch it. you wil have to fight creepy evil bob and he wil kill if slenderman not save (slenderman save me because i am special and you are not)
and then there was happy ending and my mother revived no one die except spongebob evil and i have super strength because i am kyle the killer and i becom world leader and get infinite money and infinite video game and more. You get nothing because you are loser.
FIN.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:LONG ASS TITLE