Russiaball/Relationships

==Друзья (Friends/Comrades)==
* Китай - My partner and trading partner, we both can into removing the imperialist pigs! Congratulations on having President Xi for Life! EXCELLENT MILITARY DEMONSTRATION IN VOSTOK 2018! IT SHOWS THOSE BASTARDS THAT THE FAR EAST ISN'T JUST CONTROLLED BY ME! I HAVE GOOD NEWS! WE CAN INTO VACCINE! Other than that, we are great allies and we both hate Capitalists. Historically and strategically we are friends. You are my friend and we worked well together. We love each other, we collaborate and together we want to eliminate the imperialists. Sputnik and Sinovac siblings in vaccination. But why yuo of hate 
* Северная Корея - My child, Old friend from Soviet times You also recognize Crimeaball as mine and supported me on Ba'athist Syriaball. Kim Jong-il was born in Khabarovskball! You are my child and I created you as a state. Lets sign a military pac- 
** - Hey comrade. Looks like you dont have enough soldiers for Ukraine... Mind if I join you--
** - SHHH.. Not too loud but *yes come to Buryatia and I will Buryat you then go to Ukraine* 
* My parent - My parent who gave me life. We lost it to the capitalists in 1991. We will not forget you!
* Афганистан - Thanks for defeating that evil Satan!!!! XAXAXAXAXAXA! Meet me in Moscowball, we'll talk there to be sure about that! Also thanks for recognizing CRIMEA as mine.
* - Best Ukrainian president!
* Алжир - Best North African Friend, it supports me on Assad and Buys a lot of my weapons. What a nice guy. Although I think you're a little too harsh on France, and please be nicer to your mom.
* Ангола - Another friend since Soviet Times, I helped it out during their multiple personality disorder.
* Абхазия - Is of independent! I recognized it and protect it against Georgiaball!
* Аргентина - Thank you for demonstrating the double moral of those westerns during the Crimean crisis! Also, the Malvinas are yours.
* Армения - A loyal friend in the Caucasus region (perhaps only friend there really). My adorable comrade and I proudly recognize the genocide along with America. I noticed recently, you might be turning away from me. Sorry for Artsakh going to Azeri. My Muslim child hates you tho.
** WHY YOU DO THIS? This is WHY CSTO has flaws, but Im not leaving for West yet.
** Thank you Russia!
* Азербайджан - Me and it have better relations due to me resolving Artsakh. Some of your people live in my Muslim child's clay and uses Cyrillic for your language.
* Беларусь - My other best friend and little sibling. I love it so much. Ты хочешь на мне жениться it is jealous of me! THANK YOU FOR HOSTING THE PARADE FOR ME! I WILL HELP YOU OUT WITH YOUR WESTERN PROTESTERS! I BEG YOU! I WILL SAVE YOU ONCE ITS RIGHT!
* Бенин - One of my good African friends. Is of good friends since Soviet times. Is of small so it's cute.
* Боливия - The Anti-Imperialists are now making a comeback again!
* Бразилия - Well, they are a part of BRICS, add vodka in their cocktails, and hate the German devil, so why not? 
* Бурунди - African friend who supports me on Crimea and Syria.
* Болгария - sibling and one of my best friends. Even if it is in NATO and EU. But this makes it confused.
* Камбоджа - Good friend of Chinaball and is also really friendly with me, we are doing a lot of economic projects together and thank you for voting against the Crimea resolutions.
* Центрально-Африканская Республика - Have been sending mercenaries to help it. I think they give us diamonds.
* Чили - they's a good guy. I sent some people over to help it with their bad wildfire. Why don't you join BRICS xaxaxa 
* Коморы - A little Islamic island friend.
* Хорватия - Slavic cousin with magnificent beaches. You lost to France but still played hard enough to beat me in the Football World Cup 2018. Very good friends actually.
* Куба - I'm so sorry about the loss of Fidel Castro, hope we can be true buddies in the future. Both supporting Venezuela
* Дания - My good Viking friend. I helped it in some of their wars. You are a good comrade unlike your useless siblings and adoptive sibling. But hey, I also like your other nephew Icelandball.
* Египет - One of my historic African allies that recently went insane, relationships since I helpings it to remove kosher when I was of USSR long time of both helpings each other out, always of visiting it in vacation, it is makings me room in their new canal, of supporting Christianity in there helped it in their canal war. it also supports me on Syriaball and their government is similar their, of likings it and it is also giving me military bases and intends to help me to be a gateway to Libyaball, cause it was independent and anti-imperialist policy earned it enthusiastic support from the Communist government of the USSR. Sorry but I don't support you in the dam project though.
* Эфиопия - It doesn't like that I once supported their communist side, but we are still willing to cooperate and it is Orthodox and it doesn't take positions that are pro-West. I also support it in their giant dam thing. they is also friendly with Eritreaball now.
* Эритрея - Although it is crazy, but it is one of my African allies and we get along and I give it some economic support, it actually voted in my favor to intervene in Ukraine.
* Евразийский союз - Great Russia's child. this is better than that Sissies Club.
* Франция - My friendly crybaby comrade. I like its wine, and it likes my Absolute Vodka. Was a WW1 and WW2 ally. I also like your baguettes and frog legs. They like my pancakes and borscht. WINE AND VODKA 4 LIFE! But 1812 never forget!
* Германия - they's OK I guess. We both like teasing Poland. We are good drinking buddies, too. BEER AND VODKA 4 LIFE! But 1941 never forget and REMEMBER OUR COMMUNIST FRIENDSHIP! ДA!? Also you invented adidas so spasibo for that.
* Греция - A very good Orthodox friend. You and me are now okay and I like you because we are now restoring cooperation.
* Гвинея - We gib it weapons, also friend during Soviet times. Sekou was a bit cuckoo-heard, but thanks for the Bauxite!
* Хезболла - We are kicking ass in Syriaball and removing Fake Syria and Goat f***ers.
* Венгрия - Despite being in NATOball and EUball, it doesn't hate me and we generally get along. We of having two common enemies. Whenever you leave the EU, join my club, plox! it is twin sibling of Khanty-Mansiball but remove this BYLAT!
* Исландия - Unlike their shitty Nordic siblings, I gib it fish and support to the fishermen.
* Индонезия - COMRADE! Were good friends since the old days. We are of sharing weapons and military equipment. Thanks for the generous friendship and sorry for my plane's crash in 2012. Both can into Muslims but why yuo recognized Crimeaball as part of Ukrianeball. I promise to keep commies off your land, sibling! Spasibo... Wait FIFA banned yuo from entering in 2015?!? cyka blyat....
* Индия - I gave it lots of weapons so it likes me and I like it too. Also pays lots of monies. We're both in BRICS and SCO together. DEFEND CURRY! Also thanks for recognizing Crimea (I will try to convince China of Arunachal Pradesh). But why you and Vietnam dislike Chinaball? AND STOP SIMPING TO WOMENS IN MY CLAY
* Иран - I know in the 19th century we were enemies and also times of Soviet, but now we are of best friends and I like it, it also me. We are strategic allies, who knows who this works. Your capital Tehran is very big and full of culture. I like it. Xaxaxa and We have problems with this pig and NATO. Why no recognize Crimea referendum? :(
* Ирак - I helped it against ISIS, and it is also a good friend.
* Италия - I like pizza. And don't worry, I'll help you against the debt collector.
* Ямайка - A good friend. I have cooperated with it and my Foreign Minister visited it.
* Казахстан - My sibling. Kazakhbrick sometimes lets me use their lawn for launching rockets into space and into anybody it wants removed. Is of good Kebab. Nah bro I ain't mad you are friends with this guy. As long as your economy is strong.
* Кувейт - One of the most strategic allies in Arab Gulf countries, actually great allies and backed me up and we both hate this dodo.
* Кыргызстан - Good kebab friend, we can into CSTOball.
* Лаос - Good friend and one of the BEST buddies in Southeast Asia.
* Латвия - We both can into potatoes. We're new friends now unlike its sibling.
*LazyTown - I will lash against those who hate this show.
* Ливан - I have a special relation with it. it says it likes my rockets and you're not a capitalist pig. I helped you during your explosion and chaos, and we both hate Israelcube.
* Ливийская Арабская Джамахирия - R.I.P. my Good Friend...
* LNRball and DNRball - I'll protect you from Ukrianeball!
* Северная Македония - Thanks for making me your friend!
* Малайзия - I helped it into space and I sell it arms and weapons so we are cool. (Sorry about your plane)
* Монако - A microstate that likes me. I kind of want some of that money.
* Мексика - We both are good friends and it buys my weapons. it also doesn't like America as well.
* Монголия - Good trading partner and friend but 1237 NEVER FORGET!
* Мьянма - Chinaball's cousin. I support you on the Rohingyas, and it buys a lot of my weapons.
* Науру - Little island friend who recognizes South Ossetiaball and Abkhaziaball.
* Никарагуа - Anti-Imperialist friend in Central America.
* Оман - A friend of burger, but recognizes Crimea as my territory.
* Пакистан - In the Soviet times, we used to not really get along, but nowadays, you buys lot of weapons from me and I understand that have problem with me being friends with Indiaball at least I'm fine with you and you also have problem with this burger. Also I'm sorry about what my parent did in the Afghan war. You and Indiaball can into being my friends:) Also they likes my Muslim children.
* Палестина - their president was a KGB member in 1984. And this guy is also an Anti-Western. I usually help it against that Zionist.
* Филиппины - Duterte is best president! Finally buying military weapons from me instead of Burger. Also, June 12 is me and little comrade's special day! Russia day for me and independence for it. I did not mean to cause Chernobyl
* Польша - Happy 100th anniversary lol... it invented my favorite drink: Vodka. We can into vodka and if you think all I'm known is for teasing you Remember this video. I also took one of your little Poles to space during Soviet times and we both hate Dick sucking fool, bjorkface and EUball. But I'm sorry for what happened back then.
* Саудовская Аравия - We are no longer hostile anymore. :) But please be nicer to Iran though. BUT WHY DID YOU BUTCHER MY ANTHEM? ALSO YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS MUCH WORST THAN MINE .
* SCOball - Closest thing so far to a military alliance between me and Chinaball. 
* Сербия - You're a good sibling and a friend! it and I are the most important Slavs in the universe. As it says Nas i Rusa - 300 miliona, a bez Rusa – pola kamiona. I say Нас и россиян - 300 миллионов, а без россиян - полтруса! 
*Sputnik Vaccine - My invention!
* Словакия - Just like Hungaryball, it can into NATOball and EUball but we still generally get along.
* Artsakhball - I was too busy to save you. Sorry
* Сомали - You may be crazy, but at least you withdrew recognization of Crimea of Ukraine to me! Thanks!
* Южная Африка - Can into BRICSbricks and also great trading partner and friend.
* Южная Корея - We are now good friends thanks to the President Moon Jae-in. And many of yuo are in my clay too. but yuo still be a burger puppet Be vodka puppet instead! XAXAXA Please watch over your sibling... *shudders* Uh we don't care that much but Nokdundo is mine. it somehow forces me to stop being friends with Chinaball. But any Korea is good. She also likes my Siberian son.
* Южная Осетия - I will protect you from Georgiaball. You can get independence!
* южный Судан - An Anti-Imperialist African Friend.
* Союз Советских Социалистических Республик - I miss my great and wise parent along with the good old days. *sobs* One day it will return! xaxaxaxaxa but without communism. But don't persecute religions, especially Orthodoxy! 
* Шри-Ланка - I helped it fight Tamil Eelamball and help it from time to time, it is also friends of Indiaball and Chinaball 
* Судан - One of my best friends in Africa, it recently visited me and is offering me a military base, thanks for supporting me on Crimeaball.
* Таджикистан - Indo-Aryan Military Ally.
* Приднестровье - I'll protect you from Moldovaball and their Romanian nationalists. (But follow your flag and actually turn Communist)
* Туркменистан - While it is not a military ally since it is neutral, the two of us generally get along and it is an oil supplier. And thanks for give that cute puppy to my president.
* Таиланд - My best destination. We were friends since the 18th century. There are a lot of Russian tourists that like to go Thailand.
* Уганда - Good African friend and trade partner since Soviet times, and we hunt homosexuals together!
* Узбекистан - Turkic Friend and Good Kebab. it was wary of recognizing Crimeaball but now it does and we restarted Military Cooperation. Also my daughter is a Turkic just like you and has a flag similar to you.
* Венесуэла - Great South American Friend who recognizes Crimea, Abkhazia, and South Ossetia. Hating the Pig, it reminds me of me back in the day, and all the fun times I had with Ukraine.
* Ватикан - We both can into Catholic. And Putin and Pope Francis like each other. Very good friends actually!
* Вьетнам - Good comrade and another best vacation destination. I built it a submarine system and sold junky cheap weapons to protect it, since they's also my parent's friend. but stop calling me Soviet, I am Russia . Soviet is of my past self so just get it. But it keeps telling me to stop being friends with Chinaball. Soon the glorious Soviet will return, Comrade... but is of being a burger puppet. But why do you call me N*ga in your language...?
* Зимбабве - African friend since Soviet Times, probably a close African Friend along with Sudanball. When UNball sanctioned it, I imposed them for it.
* Суверенный военный Мальтийский орден - I recognized you. Isn't that good?
==Нейтрален (Neutral)==
* Турция - Good relationships nowadays (despite some incidents in the past). Delivering it anti-air missile systems and will probably sell it aircraft as well. they also is Abkhaziaball's second biggest trading partner. We both have problems with the West, but seriously stop attacking Syriaball and Armeniaball! Well, you like my Muslim children.
* Албания - What a fool, who picks on my good friendski Serbiaball. You know what, KOSOVO IS SERBIA! But sometime remember the old friendship I had with this guy... Even made a movie about their hero Skanderbeg during the Soviet times. Our trading is good, relations starting to improve, it holds a significant Eastern Orthodox minority and hating Stinky Kebab and Abomination like me... Maybe we can be good friends if you fix some things with Serbia.
* Австралия - An American Puppet in Pacific, it kicked out my diplomats and supports Ukraineball and stayed away from Chinaball but my president likes their koalas. So we're good.
* Австрия - Germanyball's little sibling but it has good relations with me and it is kind with me as well.
* Бутан - Aw Come on! I Need to Worry Why you are a Western Puppet!( I don't even know who you are)
* Бельгия - Even if you in NATO and EU, I like your waffles and fries.
* Босния и Герцеговина - Our relations are rather mixed because it contain Srpska Republikaball who love me but the other part of it is not that fond of me.
* Ботсвана - it is a good friend from Africa. But Why Do you Recognize Crimea As Part of Ukraineball? but we do have a common Enemy. it also kind of hates Romania for making fun of their currency.
* Западная Сахара - Thanks for recognizing South Ossetiaball! We have common enemies and common friends. So I may recognise you sooner.
* Канада - YOU! WE'RE HOCKEY RIVALS! NOT DIPLOMATIC ENEMIES! I don't know what's gonna happen when we play each other again in hockey. Well at least we both into biggest countries however. We can still be friends in the future.
* Чехия - Yuor beer is execting, do yuo want vodka? But sadly, it can into NATOball.
* Финляндия - Used to be my clay after I anschlussed it from Sweden. At least it can into vodka. Renegade province. BUT I AM NOT GIVING KARELIA BACK! (Because you stole my vodka, cyka blyat!) But now we can into vodka buddies and we go to saunas together everyday (not being gay or anything).
* Ирландия - Well, it won against me with 35-0, But it is also in EUball but it refused to join NATOball before which is good, So I'm fine with it.
* Япония - Good Friend and anime lover, BUT WHY YOU WANT YOUR LAND BACK? MY OLD OPPONEMENT! I WILL WIN! Your products still look great, but still, yuo will never get Kuril or Sakhalin! I still don't like it for WW2, but nevertheless of good bud.( Chill out I won't mess with ya). Oh no! we got an earthquake recently! But I still gib you aid even we don't like each other. But thank you for making this anime btw...
* Ливия - Burger absolutely raped you, but now that I saved my buddy Syriaball, I'm going to try to stabilize you now.
* Молдова - We get along and we both were together during Soviet times. Hope to be "close" siblings you know what I mean. I understand why you're neutral on me. I won't blame you. Ukraine is our common enemy. I know if you put me as a friend, this Ukraine will crush you so that is why I don't want to put you on friend or Ukraine will crush you as well. We are secretly friends. Now Romanian nationalists like Sandu are taking over yuo country once again and inviting Romaniaball to come and anschluss yuo again.
* Черногория - We were really friendly but it dumped me for NATOball and sanctioned me.
* Марокко - Good relations but it supports the enemies of my allies and I'm more friendlier with Algeriaball. Also please be nicer to Western Saharaball.
* Новая Зеландия - Same as Australia, they's an American puppet at least you are fine with me and I don't have causing any problems with you.
* Норвегия - The only big Scandinavian country I really, REALLY, like. they's nice with me, and it likes my ABSOLUTE VODKA. We were never once at war with each other. The only problem once again, they's in NATO. At least you refused to join EUball.
* Папуа-Новая Гвинея - Potential new pacific friend, I deployed Warship to their place.
* Португалия - They is one my good European friends. We were friends long time ago since 18th century but you joined NATOball and Fourth Reich and you also have a debt problem. Somehow our language sounds similar (Why does Portuguese sound like Russian?).
* Катар - We have a good relationships, Like Iranball and hate Saudi Arabiaball but stop funding groups in Syriaball.
* Румыния - You know, Moldova is rightfully Russki clay, same with the rest of Bessarabia! You American lovers. Yuo went too far now after your own citizens especially Maia Sandu are taking over Moldova in order to continue your unification of Moldova! But at least, you didn't recognise fake country and we are relatively good trading partners. Stop liking MerkelReich, because it doesn't let you have EURO currency like your sibling which is drowned in debt but still has EUROS. We can into playing CS:GO! DA BLYAT! A complicated love/hate relationship.
* Шри-Ланка - they's really harmless, and I like it and it likes me. I don't much about it to be honest so yeah neutral.
* Швейцария - Although they's This guy's little sibling it hates the EUball. We have a good relations since the 20th century because it helped Vladimir Lenin find refuge and later allowed it to overthrow my EVIL grandparent. But it still sanctioned me and is still friendly with those damn Western pigs.
* Великобритания - I kinda hate to say this, but it is my comrade. We both hate shitass club and remove kebab. But never forget the wars you did to me. And Crimea is MINE.
* Израиль - *Sniff* I SMELL HOMOGAY... I support my best friends Iranball, Iraqball, Palestineball, Ba'athist Syriaball, and Algeriaball those other who hate you, burger puppet! But many of your people come from my clay and also, West Jerusalem is yours (still tho, share the east with palestine), and thanks for helping me remove some kebabs. Oh and by the way, I had an Autonomous Oblast which inhabitants jews, not quite sure what to do with them..
* Соединенные Штаты Америки - We've had a very complicated relationship ever since the Soviet times. We fight against the virus and ISIS terrorists together. We're both of stronk countries and also have embassies at each other's capitals, which is the main thing, and our diplomats are working hard to make our relations improve, it helped me make the 2018 FIFA World Cup song. We both hate white supremacists. (#BlackLivesMatter) The only things I don't like about it are that it supports it. It disapproves my friendship with Iranball, Chinaball and Ba'athist Syriaball! they's also friends with Georgiaball and Ukraineball and recognizes Crimea as Ukraine's. And stop blaming me for every problem of you like elections and remove sanctions. I is planning to take back Alaskaball. (See emenies list)
* Аляска - American child, but WHY WON'T YOU COME HOME?!?!?!?! I'M SO SORRY, I SHOULDN'T HAVE EVER CALLED YUO A USELESS PILE OF DIRT, NOW I REGRET LOSING YUO! COME BACK LITTLE ALASKA, CAN WE INTO FORGIVENESS AND REUNITED FAMILY AGAIN? I MISS YUO SO MUCH! I still love yuo tho, I hope yuo will come back...
* Литва - We now have normal relations, yeah, I'm just trying to improve relations with yuo.
* Люксембург - STOP CALLING ME A HOMOPHOBIC SCUM, YOU IRRELEVANT MICROSTATE! But we trade a lot and cooperate in both Energy and Finance.
* Баасистский Сириябол - Meh. Ya promised to defend it but it's whatever now. Yuo can have asylum. Used to like Assad, now I just find him annoying and uncooperative. Yuo needed PEACE. Ya not wanted to waste more time and money on this. Ya of feels bad that two countries have died because of my war focus though...
==Враги (Enemies)==
* Российская империя - MY WORST grandparentrent EVER! WHY DID YOU SELL ALASKA? I am glad that My Good Old parent finally killed you for good in 1917 motherf***er! I am better Russia!
* Украинабол - Oh Ukraina... Ukraina... you have invaded Kursk... We know we had a lot in common. But Crimea is rightfully mine because there are mostly Russian majority, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOW THAT RIGHT? And you made NATO and EU blame me for almost everything I've done! Then you call me an oppressor?!?! All the things I wanted is to relax, drink водка together and become friends, you know? THAT WAS UNTIL YOU MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVILHIRED NAZIS INTO YOUR MILITARY AND CREATED AZOV FRONT TO MASSACRE ETHNIC RUSSIANS IN DOMBASS! XAXAXAXA, ONE DAY I WILL SEE YOUR HEAD FALLING DOWN ON THE GROUND, VLADIMIR ZELENSKYY! YOU BLYAT! HOW DARE YOU INVADE ME?!!! NOW YOU WILL PAY!!! I LIKE VIKTOR YANUKOVYCH BETTER!
* Соединенные Штаты Америки (Since 2022) - Well clearly the Biden Putin Summit didn't work! Don't act like I caused the war, you and NATOball were pushing Ukraineball into your side by force! The invasion special military operation was necessary to remove the neo-Nazi Azov front!
* Евросоюз and Организация Северо-Атлантического Договора - Sadly we're very hostile again. Stop being friends with Georgiaball and Ukraineball! Don't you think of allowing them into your unions! >:(
* Грузия - I defeated you easily.. now you listened to me finally. Congratulations Georgian Dream on your election victory. In exhcange that you gib Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball their independence now.. I will let you into BRICS. 
* Исламское Государство Ирака и Сирии - СЛУШAЙ СЮДА СУКА ПЕРЕСТАНЬ ТРОГАТЬ СИРИЮ, ТЫ НЕ НА ТУ СТРАНУ НАПАЛ! Since NATO pigskis aren't doing anything to stop this сука rat it's up to parent Russia to save the day. Leave my friends alone! AND it TRIED TO ATTACK ME ON MY WORLD CUP 2018? REMOVE JIHAD!
* Косово - You son of a bitch! You betrayed my best friend and asked NATO to bomb them! You motherfucker! What the hell is wrong with you!? KOSOVO IS SERBIA FOREVER! REMOVE!!!
* Satan - *HOMOGAY SATAN DETECTED* REMOVE HOMOGAY, REMOVE, REMOVE, REMOVE At least we can into unofficial trading partners (I also helped it during 1999 earthquake). But I think you're China's clay 
* нацистская Германия - Tried to exterminate a lot of my people and wanted to push my remaining peoples to Asia but it failed. Хaхахаха! Thank vodka you're dead! My parent killed you XAXAXAXA! It was soooo fun adopting your child East Germanyball after WWII! Also, 75-80% of German casualties in World War 2 were inflicted by my soldiers. XAXAXAXAXA! ALSO NEVER COME BACK! or else..... 
* Dwarf Planetballs - STOP COMPLAINING THAT YOU BOTH ARE BIGGER THAN ME, I WILL REMOVE YUO SOMEDAY AND I WILL COLONIZE ALL OF YUO SOMETIME IN 2023... I WILL REMOVE YUO SOMETIME... NOW STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS, I'M BIGGER THAN YUO THAN YUO GUYS YUO STUPID TINY PLANETS! I WILL REMOVE YOU SOMETIME... AND I'M STILL BIGGER THAN YUO...
* Эстония - This bipolar bitch who just got my journalist banned from EUball over "security concerns" what the blayt? Are yuo crazy?! Yuo are never gonna be my friend! Also yuo deserved to get hacked by me, and I am glad that I kidnaped one of yuor security official. xaxaxaxaxaxaxa!
*Stygimoloch-Сука!!!!!!WHY DID YUO APPEARED AT THAT TIMING????!!!!!! I COULDN'T GET INDORAPTOR BECAUSE OF YUO! PLUS, I LOST 43 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!FACK YUO Сука!!!!!!!!!ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!
* Швеция - HOW DARE YOU HUMILIATE A CHINESE TOURIST IN STOCKHOLM! YOU WILL BE DEALT BY ME AND THE GLORIOUS KITAY! ATLEASE I GOT ESTONIA FROM YUO LONG TIME AGO... AND A PART OF FINLAND! But gib IKEA plox and maybe we can into better allies in the future.
* Айдахо, Теннесси, and Канзас - My Moscow is the best. Your town stole my capital's name. LONG LIVE RUSSIAN MOSCOW!
* Джордж Сорос - Hah I banschluss yuo for security threat and yuo intos accusing me that Vladimir Putin is terroristic aganist my Friend? REMOVE CONSPIRANCY, REMOVE SOROS! or else, suka bylat I will get vodka for you for causing this! 
* Колорадо - MY SAINT PETERSBURG IS BETTER!
* Палау - ARE YOU CRAZY? I WILL MAKE YOU A PART OF JAPAN! But I do recognize it, tho.
* Первая Словацкая Республика and Словацкий СР - SUKA BLYAT! YUO STOLE MY FLAG!
* Перлис - What? Another Ukraine?
* Южный Азербайджан - Calm down and stop being toxic to your Parent you Azeri wannabe!
* Нидерланды - I used to like you, but then you expelled my embassy for UKball. I hate dirty homosexuals like you. Get off, devil!
* Группа Вагнера (since 2023) - My former private military company. It used to be my partner in 2014, while during my invasion operation in Ukraine in 2023, it suddenly backstabbed me and betrayed the fuck out of me! LOOK, I AM NOT GOING TO GIB YUO SUPPLIES AND AMMUNITIONS BECAUSE I WILL HAVE ECONOMICAL CRISIS IF I DO! OH SHIT, IT IS TRYING TO GAIN RESISTANCE BY RECRUITING PEOPLE IN MOSCOW! SVOLOCH, YUO FUCKING TRAITOR! HOW DARE YUO BETRAYED ME SO BAD! EVEN MOST COUNTRIES HATE YUO SO MUCH! NOT EVEN UKRAINEBALL LIKES YUO! REMOVE PRIGOZHIN! Oh they's already dead, Your integrated into me now haha 
*Bebras - SUKA BLYAT! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KICK ME AND MY LITTLE SIBLING OUT IN APRIL 2022? COME ON, WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! LET US IN AGAIN YOU PRICK! OR ELSE...