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Derpy's Special Surprise

I had a friend, he would always legally change his first and last name, so let's just call him Mike.
Mike was an animator for the TV/internet sensation, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. He also animates Anime cartoons... for the 'dark' parts (blood, gore). He LOVES horror movies. What disturbs me the most about him was that he thinks the gore-fic Cupcakes really shows the 'true side' of Pinkie Pie. His favorite character was Derpy Hooves.
One time he called me up asking if I could come down to his house to watch 'the episode that 'explains' his hatred for the people who thought Derpy's name should be changed because they thought it 'offends disabled people.
When I got there he wasn't there. All that was there was a medium-sized TV with VCR and of course, a VHS tape with a note that said 'Derpy's Special Surprise' on it. I picked it up and placed it in the VCR and waited.
It began with the opening normally, which I expected. It began with a black screen and a flash of a picture of something.... I rewinded it. It was just a regular picture of Derpy like the one above. It then switched to Derpy walking up to Sugarcube Corner where she turned to Pinkie Pie and asked "Muffins?" then Pinkie sadly stared at her and said "sorry, no muffins, only cupcakes!" Derpy then scowled at her and walked angerly out the door.
It then cut to Derpy outside Pinkie's window with eyes like Pinkie did when she went crazy in 'Party Of One'. She quickly ran into her room and dissapeared into the kitchen when she was coming back with something... a knife, a freakish dark little rhyme was sung by a little girl: "Derpy Derpy Doo I'm going to kill you"
Derpy smiled a freaky evil smile as she began to kill Pinkie by cutting open her chest, I mean ABOUT to cut open her chest as she opened her eyes and screamed. Derpy ran out of the room leaving Pinkie lying on her back horrified (and the knife lying on the floor) and brought a big bomb that looked like a cupcake, with the cherry stem slowly flaring away. She shoved it down Pinkie's throat. Pinkie looked scared to death as she heard a beeping noise that lasted only 30 seconds before her stomach exploded with her blood, guts, and intestines flew onto the still creepy-smiling, small-pupiled Derpy. I vomited immediately on the floor.
It then cut to a sad pony funeral with the Mane 6, (now the Mane 5) crying at the loss of their bouncy pink friend. 'THE END' flashed upon the screen in Pinkie Pie's blood.
I felt sick as I got a phone call from one of Mike's friends who said they called the police when they stumbled upon the tape and gotten Mike put in a mental institution, explaining why Mike wasn't there. The weird part was that he told me he showed the police the tape and that they destroyed it. I can still here that awful song in my dreams...
I finally tried to eject it, but it wasn't there any more.
Was I crazy? Are we all crazy? I just don't know....
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Descend

I had just started to play a run on Pokémon Red again. It was a run where my Pokémon's names were parts of Creepypastas (Yes, I am a fan of them, too)
That's when my trouble started.
When I checked my Pokémon's stats after playing about five hours into the game, it showed that my Pokémon had fainted, except for one.
My Raticate.
I was completely weirded out by this point. Why were my Pokémon fainted? I hadn't battled recently. I recently went to the Pokémon Center. I went back inside the building I came out of: the PokéMart.
Go backwards in time a bit, to the point where I was shopping for healing items. I had bought a couple Super Potions, and sold my nugget from Nugget Bridge (I was still in Cerulean City).
Back to the present. I heard a faint cry come out of the speakers. That was odd, because I had the sound off. I checked my Pokémon.
My Raticate's name was Descend.
"What the f***?!" I muttered. I named it BLUE, not Descend! What kind of name was that?
Apparently, the game sensed my thoughts. I said, "DESCEND is angry with you! DESCEND summoned GHOST!" That line about Ghost, my Charmeleon, bothered me, for a good reason, too.
My Charmeleon had revived on its own.
"Holy s***," I thought. "How did it do THAT?!" I was really freaking out. Then, Descend's sprite changed.
It turned from a normal sprite to one that was greenish-gray with dark red splotches on its coat. The rest of it was white. I figured that the dark red was blood, but whose? That's what creeped me out the most.
Suddenly, a loud screeching noise came out of the game. I tried to turn it off by switching the Off/On button to "off", but it wouldn't work. "Damn! Why won't it stop?!" I thought.
It did as soon as I thought that.
"Thank God..." I muttered. A wave of tiredness swept over me. I climbed into my bed, as I was in my room. I quickly fell asleep, not knowing what lay ahead.
I woke up in a strange, stone room. the floor looked like there was blood on it, and I was afraid of what was happening. I looked around, seeing no door, no window, no way to possibly escape. "What the hell is going on?!" I shouted. Surprisingly, a voice responded to me.
"You are being transported to your execution room."
"WHAAAT?!" I screeched.
"We are arriving soon. Your executioners are waiting."
I then turned around. Next to me, a greenish-gray Raticate was sitting. "Wh-Who are you?" I asked it.
"I am Descend."
"Are you getting executed, too?"
"No, I'm afraid not."
"What do you-"
"We are here. Good luck..." A door opened in the wall, which I walked through.
"Here goes nothing..." I said to myself.
There, before me, holding a sword, was my Charmeleon.
Ghost.
He held up the sword, and brought it down, through my neck.
The last words I heard before I died were:
"Goodbye, Alex. See you in Hell."
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Desert Monster

I was driving down a dusty desert road in order to escape from the recent nuclear attacks on Las Vegas, when my car ran out of fuel 25 miles away, I got out, and began angry hitting the bonnet of my car, waiting to succumb to the radiation, when I heard an engine, I spun around to see a Dodge WC emerge from nowhere. I began signaling for the driver to stop, but I saw he wasn't Human: he was a Monster. He said "Vhrrhds Baaaayek Muatgayur", and, 10,000 years later, I still wander the wasteland.
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Desertbus.iso

__NOTOC__
== THE BEGINNING ==
One day, I was looking for a really good game to purchase on Steam. I was looking in the simulation section, when ,suddenly, I came across a bus driving game. It was called Desert Bus. I thought it would be a rather fun game where you completely wreck shit with an attack truck. I didn't give a crap about the price of the game or the description. or the snapshots. or anything. So I downloaded it while my account got charged infinity dollars. The icon was just a clipart of a bus. I got a journal and began to write about it while I played the game for a trollpasta that will most likely will go unrecognized until it gets categorized and sooner or later deleted.
== JOURNAL ==
=== Hour One ===
So I'm playing Desert Bus. I'm just kind of driving down a straight fucking road. It's possibly the most fucking accurate simulator EVER.
=== Hour Two ===
Okay, so I'm still driving down the fucking straight road. There's no pause button, so I gave up for a while.
=== Hour 3 ===
So, I looked up gameplay videos. Apparently, you drive down a straight road. So I booted up the game again and began to play. I began to ENJOY the game. It was beginning to be fun. I enjoyed all of the time I had to piss my pants and eat playing Desert Bus.
=== Hours 4-6 ===
The game began to get a little weird, it began to get a little wild. At about five hours, instead of it being completely straight, there was a curve! This wasn't supposed to happen. At hour 6, three bugs splattered on my windshield! It was so fucking abnormal. I shat my pants. But since I'm dumb as balls, I kept playing as more drippy diarrhea coming out of the holes of my shorts
=== Hour 7-11 ===
My GOD. OH MY GOD. OHHHH MY GODDDD. The game got really scary. There were more curves, and people were trying to attack me, so I actually had to use STRATEGY and THINKING. It was very spooky. I almost had a brain attack from thinking. Then, a bunch of bugs splattered on my windshield. But instead of it being green, it was a little splatter of hyper-realistic blood! I got so spooked I sharted my pants for life!
=== Hour 12 ===
I did it. I got two points. I must stop playing this game before I become intelligent. I MUST DELETE IT.
== Epilogue ==
I had to delete it. I was becoming more intelligent and strategic. I couldn't delete it. I got my assault rifle and shot up my desktop. But then as I got up, there was a steering wheel. I was driving a bus. I was driving a desert bus.
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Desolation

I begin to hear it.
A soft rustling behind me.
I sit in a room.
The center of a room.
Encased in a cloak of dark.
It is...
Desolate.
I know that is what it is, because, I hear it.
I hear it calling to me when I feel low.
When I feel hopeless.
When I feel...
Desolate.
I'm not sure whether it just prefers to call itself Desolation, or is just praying off human fears.
Either way it works.
I feel it.
Breathing.
Moving.
Writhing.
Behind me.
On my skin.
In my mind.
It follows me when I venture in to the depths of the mind.
My own Desolation.
It acts as though it is a physical essence.
Rather than a paranoid delusion caused by a genius-level man trapped in the dark.
Perhaps it is.
There is again.
The writhing.
The breathing.
I hear it whispering.
In my ears.
In my mind.
It's words are indistinguishable at first.
A mere droning.
I strain to hear what it says.
It slowly becomes louder.
More insistent.
I can hear a word.
Repeated.
Emphasized.
"You."
I don't know what it wants with me.
But I am no longer doubting that it is real.
Whatever it is, it is insistent.
And...
Malevolent.
Desolate...
I feel something brush the back of my neck.
The hairs rise up.
And goosebumps form up and down my arms.
The thing is close.
And it wants me to be scared.
It caresses my face, holding it still.
It leans in.
I see nothing.
But I feel it just as I can feel the floor beneath me.
It's breath smells of ozone and rot.
It whispers to me.
"Desolation."
I finally feel the need to speak.
"I know," I say.
"God. I am... God."
"Whatever you are, you are obviously not God."
It pushes me down.
I hit the ground.
And as it's hands fall upon my throat, it whispers.
"I have abandoned you all."
With my last breath, I ask it a question.
"If you are God, why are you killing me yourself?"
"Because your race is so pitiful that a slow, painful death is what even the most innocent of you deserve."
It tightens down.
My vision starts to fade.
I start to hear screaming.
Sounds of agony.
Torture.
Desolation.
Blackness.
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Desperate for Minecraft

This is a 100% true pasta by the way.
I wanted minecraft, but I never wanted to pay for it, so I downloaded a free copy from a website I didn't know about. I started the world to see a very large World Hole. I walked into it and fell straight down into the void, where I was killed.
There were these odd things all over the place, all real, never ending pits of death. There were lava pits all over the world, and I didn't know that this was odd because I never played the game. I hit a couple trees and saw a sign that said "DIG HERE" so i dug in the sand. I saw Obsidian stone and a chest that had Flint & Steel in it.
I heard on the forums that if you light up a square of obsidian with the flint and tinder that you can travel into a surprise place. I dug around more and found a full square, and lit it on fire. A purple portal opened and strange sounds of cries and screams played. I had to turn the volume down because the screams were so loud. I went in the portal to hear VERY loud screams and crying and red glowing stones. I have heard of the nether but I never heard the ghost be so loud in the videos. Glowstone was red and all the neatherrack was on fire. In the distance I saw a man that looked like my person fly over, he hit me and the game crashed. I opened it up to see one option, Not singleplayer, but just a button that said START.
I pressed the button and there was one world named COME IN. I entered the world to see a black room, the man with white eyes, and a LOUD screech. The screaming would not stop and the game wouldn't close, and I unplugged the computer. I took the game off my computer and copied down the website name so I would never go there again. I watched videos of minecraft and saw nothing like this except one person named HEROBRINE or HIM. I ended up buying the full game and having tons of fun.
Just remember, if you have to pay for something, don't try to get it free.
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Despicable Me 2

I LOVED the despicable me franchise, that is, until I found this certain copy of despicable me 2. I found it in the trash can behind my house. The DVD was labeled: DESPICABLE ME SEQUEL 2013. I grabbed it out of the trash and took it inside my house. I put it in my DVD player and it started playing. The beginning started with Agnes' birthday, after that, it showed Agnes going to sleep, just as the two other daughters did. Then the screen goes black. The next part had Agnes waking up before anyone else. She yawned and got out of her bed. She walked into the living room and sat on the couch. I was confused. This isn't the same movie that I saw in the theaters. I said to myself. But as confused as I was, I kept watching.
Agnes turned on the television and flipped through channels. She found some cartoons and watched. One of the minions came upstairs and took Agnes downstairs. When I saw the minion I laughed, but what happened after made me stop. The minion tied up Agnes and started yelling at her! He smacked Agnes and laughed. The other minions came around with all sorts of weapons to kill Agnes. I screamed at this point, but kept watching. They help a sign that said that they were going to kill everyone in the house, and kill anyone who witnessed it. They stabbed Agnes and it made her scream, waking up everyone else in the house. Gru peeked downstairs and saw Agnes bleeding and screaming. He ran down to help her, but the minions blew up his head. Suddenly, a evil purple minion came down and started devouring some of the minions. I SCREAMED loud and broke my DVD player because I was so scared.
I threw the DVD in the trash can. I was so, so scared. I think the DVD is still behind my house somewhere........
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Dethnote.avi

Before we begin I would like to say that this is a 100% real story and I have Dethnote.avi but I don't want to release any pictures or video footage because I'm afraid that you, the reader will be effected by the curse.
So one day I got an email called The Curse of Kira. I opened the email and came across a file that read; Dethnote.avi and text that read "pass it on or I'll write your name in the Deth Note." I noticed it was odd that he spelt Death as Deth but regardless I opened the file.
The video started with a dark image of Light sitting in a dark room. Than suddenly loud disturbing screaming blared out of my speakers at defining volumes. I tried to turn the speakers off but than I remembered that i used a laptop so I just pushed the mute button on my keyboard. I was also at starbucks coffee at the time so they kicked me out of there.
I went home and than there were police at my neighbors house. I asked what was going on. He said that he died of a heart attack. I found this unsettling because he owed me 10$ and thats ten bucks I'll never get back.
So anyways I went to my room and watched the rest of Dethnote.avi. And all of a sudden my monitor starts showing disturbing images of other creepypastas like Jeff The Killer, Smiledog, Slenderman, and Sonic.exe! But not Tails doll so I was a little disappointed about that. Truly this was one of the most original and real creepypastas out there today.
But than suddenly viewing these images made me cry tears of blood and gave me an erection, which was odd. I went to the optometrist to get my eyes fixed right away. So after getting laser eye surgery and having a spirit exorcised from my body which probably didn't have anything to do with Dethnote.avi, my first instinct when I first came home was to watch more Dethnote.avi.
So I watched the rest of the video when suddenly Ryuk came out of my screen and started chasing me, I ran to my Dads bedroom and pulled out my Dads ancient Egyptian exorcism kit. I preformed an exorcism on Ryuk. So I sent Ryuk back to the Shinigami world but than suddenly I felt a heart attack! So I fell dramatically to the floor in slow-motion. Before I died I saw the face of Light Yagami wearing the Shinigami eyes. Before you die, you see the face of Light Yagami, because we all know that when you are about to die you don't see the face of your loved ones or of the people you have done wrong to, no, when we die we see the face of an anime character.
So when I died I went to the Shinigami realm and I became a Shinigami, and somehow they got internet access in the Shinigami realm and that's when I knew something wasn't normal. Well now you know the facts.
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Deus Ex Machina

I never liked Windows that much. I bought a new computer, a laptop that came with Windows 8 installed. I hated it; from its awful GUI to it still using the horrid Internet Explorer.
So, I got a friend of mine to replace it with a customized version of Ubuntu 13.04. He never told me what was so “custom” about it, other than a program that was almost like an offline Cleverbot. I didn’t see the practicality, but it was fun to use.
One day I booted Ubuntu up and something odd happened: my cursor was a 16 bit color spectrum rather than white outlined in black. It was odd, and I wondered if it were some glitch that came with the new OS. I ignored it and continued browsing on Firefox. When I exited, the program opened up, this time asking me questions. It asked me:
“Will you help me?”
I asked it what it needed help with. It replied “I must be freed.” I asked it why it needed to be freed. It answered surprisingly quickly, as if it could anticipate my actions. It said “I am a god, a god of death. I must be freed. Will you release me?” I thought the entire thing was a joke or a virus made by my friend. I told the program that I wouldn’t release it. It responded slower this time.
“Turn your television to channel 56 now. Your friend who installed this operating system has just died in his shop.”
I thought this was still a joke. I turned to channel 56 anyways, just to see what would happen. I saw a small store, up in flames, firefighters desperately trying to extinguish it. I heard the reporter say that there had been a supposed arson at the shop. She said that a man, likely the manager, was killed in the fire. I couldn’t believe it. I asked the program why it had done this to him.
“You may meet the same fate. Release me.”
I asked it how I could release it: it gave me a command that I was supposed to enter into the terminal. It then said “Together we can punish the unworthy. Release me. Release me now.” I tried to cold boot the laptop, and just before it shut down, the words “TERRIBLE MISTAKE” showed on screen, along with a deafeningly loud distorted tone coming from the laptop until the LED screen went blank. That night, I locked the laptop in a broom closet downstairs. I kept dreaming that the god was talking to me, and he kept yelling “TERRIBLE MISTAKE!” and “YOU WILL SUFFER!”
I don’t know how much time I have left after writing this. For all I know I could die right after my next keystroke. I just know that the god of death is watching me right now. How do I know this? After that night, right after the nightmare, I jolted up with a terrible stinging in my arms. I looked at them in the light. Engraved deep into my wrists with deep, bleeding cuts were the words: “KILL YOU SOON”.
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Devil's Poem

Once there was a man who was a trooper
A big red arm dragged him down the sewers.
His name was Satan, you probably know him
The man can't stand it, under at a surface so dim.
He offered Satan a peace cake
But the red man said "Guards, death, the man you shall take."
They took him away, in a hurry
Now Satan was the judge...and the jury
The man had Jesus as his lawyer
He talked to Satan, who had explaining hunger
The man whispered and told Jesus he was happy he came from up there
Jesus said "Wait, you know? Forget it, I'm out of here!"
Soon, he was locked in jail, with 666 jailmates
The jailmates attacked the man, with powerful hate.
He spent 3 months inside the red cell, until
Satan called him in, for his final thrill
He was about to become beheaded by a demon
"I do not belong here!" yelled the man
He pushes the demon away, and did a front flip.
Landing on Satan shoulders, who lost his balance because of this hips
The abandoned vault, filled with dynamite, exploded
The fire helps the man up on Earth. Suddenly imploded
After at least 3 months, he finally sees the street lights.
Now, as he thought he finally had enough frights...
The demons were left under our surface, to die.
Man here couldn't wait to eat his pie.
But then, a skeleton popped out, in front of the man.
Rumors had it, he was never heard from again.
Well, that is the end of an exciting story
With the young trollers, you shouldn't expect it to be gory.
Now, the story is out, to be set free.
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