Stranger in a Strange Land

Stranger in a Strange Land is a novel written by Robert A. Heinlein in 1961. The book is commonly referred to as "the least famous erotic novel ever written"often misquoted as applicable to science fiction, whose fans were quick to classify it as "the lamest thing ever written".
==Conception==
Right around the time Disney was dreaming up their accurate-to-the-last-detail vision of what life would be like 25 years from now, Robert Heinlein was wallowing in the loneliness often produced by science fiction in its readers and writers. He decided to make his own vision of what pornography would be like 25 years from now, so he and his readers would have something to look forward to. The book started off just fine; the first two sections were as interesting and charming as any movie about some freak coming to New York and the resulting world collisions, but Heinlein abandoned all this when he wrote the first kissing scene. He quickly realized its potential, which gave him the biggest hardon of his life. He then made the rest of the book go off on that tangent.
==Plot==
===Part 1: His maculate lessons===
It is the not-too-distant future, and the first manned expedition to Mars has been planned and sponsored by Viagra, hoping to find new and unexplored ingredients for sexual stimulants. The first ship sent to Mars is lost without a trace. Another ship is sent to investigate years later, and this ship successfully touches down on Mars and makes contact with the natives. They find the Martians are a lethargic, hippy-like, cannibalistic race that see water as a form of LSDall Martians totally trip balls whenever they get near water. What is of most interest is that most of the crew of the first ship are still alive on Mars, and have borne a son named Michael Sexomatic Smith. The crew immediately radio back to Earth the mission's complete successMichael was going to make Viagra millions.
===Part 2: His preposterous superpowers===
Michael is brought back to Earth, where Viagra keeps their investment under tight guard. It's not long, though, before a nosy, journalist named Ben decides that Michael must be broken out. He hires his bitch, Jill, to break in, get Michael high on water, and sneak him out. While in hiding with him though, two cops track them down and start to take him back forcefully. It is then that Michael first unleashes his ability to utterly obliterate anything.
===Part 3: His eccentric educator===
Jill takes Michael to the private mansion of Jubal Harshaw, who knows everything about everything and keeps three hot whores around for whenever he needs them. Soon after they arrive, the cops are quick to track Michael down again, and Michael unleashes his powers on them again, only this time on much more cops and their helicopter. Harshaw then starts a series of experiments on Michael and determines that no, that power has no limitations or weaknesses, but that's not all! He also has effortless telekinesis, a hyper-increased learning rate, the ability to conjure objects from anywhere, the ability to enhance any human sensationchiefly the sexual onesand more money than God.
===Part 4: His felonious career===
Upon realizing no one else on Earth has these powers, Michael sets off on his quest to do whatever he wants. He steals everything he needs to rally people together and construct a church where people can come together and make their lives one everlasting orgy. Most of the world though, has reservations against his behaviour, and tries to explain to him their very logical belief that orgies are immoral, as is being able to get whatever you want whenever you want. But anyone who tries to stop him is quickly and effortlessly annihilated. It is at this point that the reader realizes that the story is in a word, lame, and questions why they're still holding the book.
The authorities decide that they should fight fire with fire, and thus try to fight Michael's lameness with lameness. They send in Batman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, and the rest of DC's lineupalong with JackJack from The Incrediblesbut none of them stand a chance against Michael, because no matter how lame the opponent is, Michael can destroy him with a single thought. Superman is sent in as a last-ditch effort and lasts longer then the others since his superspeed made it difficult for Michael to concentrate, but Michael finally decides that he has superspeed powers now, and catches up to Superman and kills him.
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===Part 5: His happy-for-the-reader death===
The one who ultimately stops him is Harshaw, since Michael trusts him as one of his first friends who taught him everything about orgies. Harshaw explains the immorality of murder and theft and the like, so Michael stops. He then goes out into the angry mob to say he only wants to have an orgy with them, get them high on water, and give them Aides (sic) but they promptly beat him to death. Take that. Michael then goes to Heaven, where God is so impressed with him that he hires him on as Michael the Archangel. Michael then is pleased to learn that people in Heaven get high off of Sharpie™ markers rather than water, and the party continues.
It is at this point that the reader finally masturbates from the massive erection the book gave it, and then throws the book in the fire for not being good for anything but that.
==Reception==
Heinlein described his book as a work of science fiction, but the catchy title and scandalous subject matter gained it some quick attention. The usual idiots came up with radical names like "The Most Famous Science Fiction Story Ever Written", and avid science fiction readers were of course offendedthe genre really does have a lot more to offer, at least ically.
==See also==
*Martian
*Erotica
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