Bhutanball

Bhutanball, officially the Kingdom of Bhutan, is a calm isolated and secretly genocidal countryball in Southern Asia, whose clay borders on that of Chinaball and Indiaball. It is barely ever relevant, and the only country to remove tobacco and plastic bags. It is also one of the only countries to have a negative amount of carbon dioxide alongside Surinameball and Panamaball. However, it is of strategic importance to Indiaball's security. It has a strange obsession with the Thunder Dragon. It's language (Dzongkha) is famous because only few people can speak it.
==སྐད་ཡིག (History)==
Bhutanball's early history is steeped in mythology and therefore hard to trace, but it is generally apart of the Tibetan Empireball. In the 1700s, Tibetball and Qing Chinaball both attempted to Anschluss its clay, but Bhutanball managed to retain its independence. In the early 1800s, UKball was a large influence on Bhutanball and Nepalrawr and has since remained neutral in Chinaball (which it also had clay disputes with) and Indiaball's clay disputes. In 2008 it turned into a constitutional monarchy and modernised. It is now uncorrupt but extremely irrelevant. It once banned television and is horrible to get a visa for in most Western countries.
===2017 China–India border standoff===
The 2017 China–India border standoff was from 6 June 2017 till 28 August 2017. Chinaball wanted to build infrastructure through Bhutanball which would gain its strategic and military influence into the north-eastern Indian stateballs such as Arunachal Pradeshball.
There is a relatively thin geographic area between the Indian states of Biharball and West Bengalball on the west side and Assamball on the east side. On the north side is Bhutanball and on the south side is Bangladeshball. So if Chinaball builds infrastructure to that thin area then it could cut off Indiaball's access and influence into its eastern states of Assamball, Meghalayaball and Arunachal Pradeshball.
After a 2 month long standoff Chinaball finally backed down. However, Indiaball is still suspicious and improved its border security. Indiaball is also concerned about Chinaball's unfounded land grabs territorial claims to the Indian state of Arunachal Pradeshball.
==འབྲེལ་བ། འབྲེལ་ལམ། (Relationships)==
===ཆ་རོགས། ལྟོ་ཚང༌། མཛའ་བཤེས། (Friends)===
* Indiaball - Best friend who I provide me with hydro electricity and tourist tax free and its military protects me and we will kick China's ass someday! But it has colonized me with trade deficits.
* Bangladeshball - Another one who has embassy along with India. No tourist tax for it.
* Switzerlandball - European version of us in terms of neutrality and land.
* Uyghurball - This kebab deserves to be free from COMMIE.
* Tibetball - My parent! I MISS YUO SO MUCH! BUT WHY YUO STAYING WITH FAKE CHINA?!! WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN ONE FAMILY, Please come back!
* Israelcube - Great friends. I have established relationships with it. So, let's be friends!
* USAball - Although we haven't establish diplomatic missions yet, but still, we might be friends someday.
* Thailandball - My Southeast Asian friend!
* Indonesiaball - I only like it because one of yuor son is Hindu too.
===བར་གནས་ཀྱི། ཕྱོགས་སུ་མ་ལྷུང་བའི། (Neutral)===
* Nepalrawr (rarely) - WE DON'T WANT LHOTSHAMPAS IN MY CLAY! REMOVE NEPALI SPEAKING LHOTSHAMPAS FROM MY AREA! However, Lord Gautama Buddha was born in your clay so we're good.
* North Koreaball - We're both isolated, but it is also a lunatic. ALSO FRIENDS WITH FAKE CHINA!
* UKball - NOPE, I wasn't part of your empire or protectorate either! Druk Yul never colonized. I hated it for anchlussing the Dooars. At least you helped me with my education so we're OK, for now, we also have a common enemy.
* Walesball - We had similar flags!
* Myanmarball - Well, even though we're Buddhists, but please control your government.
===དགྲ། དགྲ་བྱང་ཕྱད། ངལ་མ་རངསམ། རྒྱབ་འགལ། (Enemies)===
* Illusion Chinaball - Why YUO ALSO BUILD THINGS IN MY CLAY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!! I haven't established diplomatic ties with you for a reason!
* Illusion 2.0 Taiwanball - I don't recognize you!
* Kuwaitball - It knocked me down!! 20-0 NEVER FORGET!!
* Afghanistanball - YOU DESTROYED YOUR BUDDHIST TEMPLE?!?!
==རྩིས་བཅུད་འཚོལ་བ། (Information for artists)==
=== ངོས་དཀར་འཛིན་གཉིས་རིགས་སྒྲོལ་ཁང་བཅས་ཀྱི་ཁ་སྐྱོབ། (Flag colors) ===
====ངའི་སྐྱིད་ཚིགས། (Main colors)====
=== རིགས་དབང་ནང་སྐད་ཡིས། (Emblem colors) ====
=== སྲུང་སྐོར་བྱ་བ་ཡང་ཡང་འཚོལ་བ། (How to draw) ===
Drawing Bhutanball is relatively difficult:
# Draw a circle.
# Bisectit diagonally.
# Color the upper part yellow.
# Color the bottom part orange.
# Draw a detailed dragon whtite.
# Draw the eyes, and you've finished.
==ཕོ་བྲིས། (Gallery)==
==མགྱོགས་དཔྱད་དང་འགྲེལ་འབངས། (Notes and references)==
==ས་འདིའིས ཡོད་པ། (See also)==
es:Butánball
pt:Butãoball
zh:不丹球
Category:Bhutanball
Category:Countryballs
Category:Buddhist
Category:Asia
Category:Southeast Asia
Category:Monarchy
Category:Hindu
Category:Chinaball
Category:Dzongkha Speaking Countryball
Category:Landlocked
Category:Uncolonized
Category:UNball
Category:Unitary
Category:Nepali Speaking Countryball
Category:Tibetan Speaking Countryball
Category:South Asia