How Super Smash Bros Ultimate gave me Demonic Powers (NO NORMIES ALLOWED)

Sup bitches. So my name is Gregory, but I go by Edge. It's the name of my Sonic the Hedgehog OC, but we have simular personalities because he is my OC. I live in a suburban neighborhood with my two normie parents. Even though I live in a good neighborhood, you better not mess with me because my heart is full of darkness and my soul has been split into seven pieces, just like Voldemort. Have I ever mentioned I have a massive crush on Voldemort? Well I do. Also my favorite bands are Disturbed and Korn. I feel like their music reaches me in a way that no other music can. It really speaks to the darkness that lives inside me and the pain that I feel. No one understands me because I am as real as it gets. I have a yellow lab my parents named Clifford, but I call him Shadow because my favorite game (besides Super Smash Bros.) is Shadow the Hedgehog. All my classmates in school are plebs and I hope they trip and fall in a deep hole that leads strait to the depths of hell. Though to relieve my pain on this futile dirt we call Earth, I have two friends at school who get me. All three of us like Disturbed, Super Smash Bros, and hate normies. We first met in elementary at 4th grade when my parents moved to where we are now. They were cool because no one else liked them so obviously I would fit in with them. I remember in 6th grade that we had a sleepover. We had found this site and some articles called "creepypastas", and one of the articles said how to summoning Slender Man. I think we really did summon him because one of my friends said he had a vision of him in the woods outside our neighborhood. We stayed in my room all night not because we were scared, but because we were chilling. I would say their names, but since they have no part in this story it's not important to know their names. Shoutout to Blood Demon the Hedgehog, my homie. But that is a basic overview of who I am and what my disturbing life is like. But be warned, if you push me you might awaken the demon... IN ME!!!
== Chapter 1: ==
I had just gotten out of school. It was a Friday and the sky was cloudy, just how I like it. I've always enjoyed depressing weather because it reflects how depressed and dark my soul is. I had left school and was planning on going home to sit down and play Super Smash Bros Ultimate, my favorite game ever. While I was walking home and thinking about how I was going to kick so many bots' asses with Sonic, I saw these three kids smoking a blunt just down the block. I knew who they were as soon as I saw them: they were three kids who would always bully me in school. 
"Hey Chubby!" one of them yelled at me. I hated that nickname, because my name is not Chubby it is Edge. 
"Don't think we haven't forgotten about that comment you mumbled out of your fat fucking lips" one of them said. All of a sudden I had a flashback, just like the ones in those animes. 
My name is Edge Hicklebobs. I am thirteen years old. I see those three seedy looking bullies standing over me. They smell like weed and body odor. They were flexing how they had all the girls on them and how I had no chance even "scoring". I never understood why they always got the girls but I never had any luck. I am such a nice guy. But once they were done and were walking away i mumbled under my breathe "well you're just a pussy"
"What did you say Chubs?" one of them ask, his face turning red with anger. The other turned around and they started conversating about what I had said and how they were going to beat my ass until my brains fell out of my skull. I knew I was done for. However just then the bell rang and I ran to my last class as fast as I could. After class I was able to slip out of school, but now here they were.
I gulped loudly and my palms began to sweat. They walked towards me and I knew I had to run. I grabbed a chocolate bar from my bag, took a bite of it, and threw it at them and ran across the road. They chased after me, but they were faster and caught me. However I had successfully ran to just outside my house. I felt the demon inside me begin to awaken and I knew I was about to crack more than a smile, you see. However before I could snap on their sorry asses, my dad walked out and they let me go and ran away as fast as they could. Probably for the better, I knew if my dad hadn't of walked outside they would have seen what hellish abyss lives inside my soul. 
I walked over to him while he was about to get into his car, he smiled at me like the normie he is and said "hey Gregory! How was school?"
"Dad I said don't call me that! My name is Edge!"
He just smiled at me (god I wanted to wipe that smile off his stupid face) and explained that he and mom were going out for the evening. Good riddance, that meant I could at least have some time alone in my room without having to worry about their presence. He explained that there was a pizza in the freezer I could pop in the oven when I was hungry, and when he had gotten done telling me mom came out and I watched them drive away. I chuckled under my breathe darkly, but immediately walked inside and locked the door in case those bullies came back. I then walked into my room, shut off the lights, and turned on my Switch. It was time to kick back and play some Super Smash Bros.
== Chapter 2 (Turn back now if you're a poser or a normie): ==
I skipped through the intro scene and onto the main screen. I went to my usual game settings (timed match, items on) and when I came to the character selection screen, I was greeted by strange sight. The roster was red and black, and the music was slowed down and was playing backwards. All of the characters had blood red eyes and blood was actually leaking from the Switch. I was immediately scared, but also I was extremely curious. I picked Sonic and I heard the announcer say in a distorted and wet voice "cinoS". I didn't know what that meant, but I clicked "Ready for Battle" and it brought me to Final Destination. My opponent was Mario! But this Mario was different than the normal Mario I was used to beating up. This Mario was wearing all black, had spiky black hair with red stripes and had a scar next to his right eye. Sonic was different too. He had a dark aura around him and his eyes were hyper-realistic. Blood was gushing from his eyes and I realized in that moment that's why my Switch was bleeding. The announcer said "GO", but I was unable to control Sonic. I was helpless as I watched Sonic slowly walk up to Mario. Mario looked at me, a look of terror in his eyes and then something happened that surprised me extremely.  
He looked me directly in my soulless eyes and said "Edge, you have to help us. Sonic.exe has taken control of your game and he is after your world. Only you can stop him!" 
After he said this Sonic.exe pulled out a long, thick, black knife and stabbed Mario. I watched in shock as Sonic.exe stabbed and gutted Mario before my very eyes. I couldn't believe this. While I always hated Mario and enjoyed beating him up, I never had wanted to kill him! Truly, I had met someone more evil than me. After Sonic.exe was done, he looked directly at me and said "I'm going to kill you and everyone in your world!" and then left. The game reset and the intro screen started again, except instead of the usual intro, I was greeted with a long, thick, black alter where all the characters were dead, and instead of the usual intro music I hated so much, Can You Feel the Sunshine was playing. I turned off my Switch and laughed because I knew this was a prank. But then my door busted open and out came Mario! 
He fell onto my floor and was bleeding from the cut wounds that Sonic.exe had done. I rushed over to him and kicked the shit out of him before helping him up. He looked me directly in my eye and said:
"I got away just in time. If he kills me then he will come into your world and destroy it. Edge, you are the chosen one who must defeat Sonic.exe"
"Me?" i asked. "Why me? I am just a boy."
"No, you are not a boy. You are a man. And you are capable of more than anyone gives you credit for, Prince of Darkness" he said. 
I then felt myself awaken and realize that I was actually the Unholy Prince of Darkness and I had demonic powers. But I couldn't remember how to use them. I looked Mario in the eyes, and he looked me in the eyes. We then made out for five minutes. He then explained that to regain my power I must perform a ritual at 3am with a Ouiji board, to contact the spirit of my OC.
== Chapter 3: ==
Later that night I sat with Mario in my room. We had thirteen blood red candles lit and a Ouiji board in front of us. When 3am had struck, I saw my OC, Edge the Hedgehog, standing in front of me in a ghostly hyper-realistic form. 
"Hello me." he said in a hyper-distorted voice full of dark power, "when you made me, it was because I was trying to reach through to you to take physical form. And I must say, choosing Sonic the Hedgehog as your inspiration was very good. You even designed me to look super badass"
"I know right? None of those other normie plebs understand me but now I know why." I said. I recollected my thoughts and looked at him. "How do I obtain my powers, O Dark Lord"
He then flew in my mouth and down my throat and I felt a warm presence inside me. I then felt a dark and evil power deep inside my body take form. I looked down and my hands had a dark blue flame coming off of them. I looked in a mirror and one eye was red, the other was blue, just like my OC. My hair was black with red stripes, just like my OC. I turned to look at Mario, but I stepped back because I saw Sonic.exe gripping Mario's dead body! His body was bleeding hyper-realistic blood all over my floor and the hyper-realistic blood melted a hole through the floor of my room. Sonic.exe threw aside Mario's now empty shell and looked directly at me. His eyes were even more hyper-realistic now then they were in the game. Before he could penitrate me with his long black evil sword at me I shot fire out of my hands at him, but he dodged out of the way and vomited acidic blood at me (not hyper-realistic). I jumped out of the way and pulled out a gun I saw in Shadow the Hedgehog and shot at him. He slowed down time and dodged every bullet like it was the Matrix. When time sped back up he had gotten to me and kicked the gun out of my hands. He then grabbed me by the throat and held me up off the ground. When he smiled at me, his teeth were so hyper-realistic that they were almost ULTRA-realistic. He looked me dead in the eye and said:
"Cartoon characters never really get hurt by guns. But real people do, so never play with a real gun! Even if you think it's not loaded! I don't want any of my pals getting hurt by a deadly weapon! That's not a toy!"
When he had gotten done, he grabbed his sword and was about to cut me open when I realized I could use my hands. I aimed at him and blasted him with fire so hot and deadly that his skeleton burned into hyper-realistic ash!
I heard Mario coughing up blood in the corner. I ran over to his side and looked him in the eye. The last thing he was able to say was "t-t-thank y-y-ou O Dark Lord" and then he died. I screamed loudly and blasted a hole in the ceiling with my overpowered screaming powers. I then sat down on my bed and held the Switch in my hands. It had returned back to normal, except Mario and Sonic were no longer on the roster. At that moment I heard glass break in the kitchen. I ran into the kitchen and saw those three bullies breaking into my house to beat me up! However when they saw me their faces went pale. I smiled an evil smile and levitated above the ground, the chaos emeralds circling around me. They were now about to see what demon was awoken... IN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that's how Super Smash Bros Ultimate gave me demonic powers. This is all a true story. I didn't make up any details, this is word for word every single thing that happened.
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