Haitiball

Haitiball, officially the Anarchist State Republic of Haitiball is a very poor countryball in the Caribbean Sea. Its only neighbor considering land borders is the Dominican Republicball of whom it shares the island of Hispaniola with. Haitiball is divided into 10 departments including its capital Port-au-Princeball, giving it a total area of 27,560 km² making it the 143rd largest country ball. Haitiball has a population of 12.3 million people making it the 79th most populated countryball.
 Haitiball was known for its tourism industry, mango kompa music, and beaches. Nowadays, Haitiball is known for poverty, gangs and natural disaster.
== Istwa (History) ==
NOTE: Due to the page's length, it has been split to Haitiball/History.
== Relasyon (Relationships) ==
=== Zanmi (Friends) ===
* Brezil - Friend who helps me a lot with food and peace missions. Many Haitians want to come to his clay, looks like people wanna go to Brazil for once.
* Kanada - Another good sibling. He is so nice. Gibs me aid all of the time. He also can sadly into French.
* Chili - Mwen cousin who helped me alot during the recent 2010 earthquake and the 2004 flood, Thanks, Chile! I wonder if I can eat him! MWEN RENMEN CHILI! YUM!
* Kiba - Moi pal! Many Haitians can into its clay! A lot of beautiful sexy women too! Long live Fidel Castro!! And continue to send more aid when in need!
* Gwiyann ​​franse - Cousin, sadly it is the South American version of me because we can into francaphonie anfcb poverty.
* Almay - Germans had visiting once a while every year for jazz festivals.
* Lagrès - Friend whom I supported with military arms from the greek revolt.
* Jamayik - Buddy I love his kompa music and we both like the revolutionary Boukman, but remove weed.
* Myanma - Asian version of me, except I don't remove kebab.
* Polòy - Helped me in moi freedom movement by betrayings Franceball using your common sense to help moi. We will call you in our honor the white 8balls of Hispaniola, here is the N-word pass. 🎟
* Senegal and Benen - Possibly sibings because of the slave trade in the colonial era. They should speak some more kreyol.
* Sent Lisi, Gwadloup, and Matinik - More francaphonie sibings. Sent Lisi can into creole like me!
* Latiki - Thanks for helping me after the earthquake. Why vous hate my friend though?
* Taiwan - Real China! It had helped me since the earthquake! I would never betray him unlike this brat. 
* Venezyela - Despite how it didn't take mwen refugees in the past, I can say I gave him aid and soldiers when it was fighting his freedom from Spain. When Simon Bolivar fled to moi clay, it became a good friend of Alexandre Pétion. I signed an agreement to buy their oil and it gave me $1.3bn in aid after the earthquake. Juan Guaidó real president, sorry Maduro.
* Kosovoball - I recognize you :)
=== Net (Neutral) ===
* Kolonbi - I can't forgive you for moi prezidansyèl's assassination. Also, quit sending drug dealers in mwen clay.
* Repiblik Dominikèn - Racist brother. It's complicated. I helped him against Spainball. But we got into a fight and he left mi united state. Why?? ALSO QUIT ATTACKING US FOR OUR COLOR!! WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME ROOTS!!! REMOVE RACIAL SUPERMACY!!! But Trujillo is gone. I must learn to work with them though, for we are still brothers. Jakjaka, We both can into voodoo dolls. I still envy its moneys to this day, plz gib som. ;_;
* Lafrans - Well well well... if it ain't the frog who took my money and didn't pay me back, being the reason of my poverty in the long run! Don't of forgettings that. Our relationship is complicated, but I'm still upset for colonialism. Je like your champagne and bouillon.
* Guyanaball - So you is own CARICOMball, yes? Well then, WHY MOST CARIBBEAN PEOPLE TRAVEL VISAFREE BUT NOT ME?!!
* Izrayèl - Bonjou. Je was le guy who te vote in le 1975 resolutuion. That doesn't mean I'm against Palestineball, as I recognized them along the same day as Grenadaball.
* Etazini nan Amerik la - Does good things for me most of the time, but NEVER FORGET 1991, 1995, and 2004!. Can you please leave moi in peace por favor? Plox gib Navassa Islandball to me. But a few of your sons have many Haitians, and there's a Haitian diaspora in Florida, so I don't think it's that bad. I also love your tourists. But can you stop lying about me eating cats and dogs?
** Lwizyana - My cousin! Part of your people also have Ayitian heritage!! Manje jambalaya tou.
* Kore di Nò - A mentally insane psychopath je don't even recognize. Work it out with South Korea, okay? 
* Filipin - Flag stealer since it changed its flag in 1998! But other than that we both like Taiwanball and hate that fake Chin.
=== Tènmi (Enemies) ===
* Ajantin - Beaten me in the 1974 World Cup, fout.
* La Bahamas - OU! JUST TAKE MWEN IMMIGRANTS!!!
* Lachin - NOPE! I'M NOT RECOGNISING OU, EVEN AFTER OU GAB AID! Feel free to visit tho, but I never give up my pal Taiwanball! I like your rice though.
* Gine Ekwatoryal - What's wrong? Hating me for literally nothing?! Who hurt ou haha?!
* Itali - Beaten me in the 1974 World Cup, 3-1 NEVER FORGET!!! Thankfully it doesn't know I like hot dogs on spaghetti.
* Liechtenstein - FLAG STEALER!!! Discovered this in Olympics 1936. I had the flag first you dumbass! Ou just changed it! But if you don't.... the Voodooreich will cast a curse on tu!!!
* Pakistan - Meh, just leave Taiwanball alone. Or I use mah Voodoo powers of you!
* Koredisid - RACIST!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE A RACIST STEREOTYPE ABOUT ME DURING OLYMPICS BROADCAST!! OU THINK I LOVE LÉ RIOTS, ESKE OU?! REMOVE KIMCHI!! OU OP WORSE KOREA!! GO GET YOU ASS NUKED BY OTHER KOREA OR SOME SHIT!
* Donald Trump - WHAT IS THIS INTOLERANT CRAP YOU JUST SAID ABOUT MY PEOPLE IN OHIO!? EATING THE PETS!? ARE YOU F**KING INSANE?!
==Trivia==
* Haitiball's birthday is on January 1, the same day people celebrate the new year. Sadly barely anyone can into caring for Haitiball.
* There is a Polish community in his clay, descendants from the poles that fought for Haitian independence.
* It likes to add hot dogs on pasta, and sometimes make a milkshake out of it. KONTINYE KRIYE, ITALI!
* It had not had the best life since, forever.... Slavery, revolution, power divide, a debt that forever lead to poverty, a war with DR, USAball brutally coming in, economy heals but oh wait, CIA backed dictatorship, USAball's political interventions, hurricanes, earthquakes, riots, protests, gangs, and more.
* The main language, Haitian Creole was a mix of the African languages enslaved 8balls spoke that mixed with the French language that was also present on the island. The language has the word "Creole" on its name for a reason.
* Relations between Haitiball and neighboring Dominican Republicball are poor. You can say many Haitiballs illegally immigrate to the border. But the Dominican Republicball had its own faults too, where the racist dictator Rafael Trujillo had ordered the massacre, the Parsley Massacre. Many Haitians are harassed, bullied, and even abused and killed by Dominicans, and to add more, the Dominicans had added stuff to their constitutions that seem offensive to the people of Haiti. THEY WILL PAY!!!
* Its favorite foods are Bouillon soup and rice with sauce and fish (or sometimes chicken). Bouillon is made of adding vegetables (with mostly potatoes) and some meat to the broth.
* Most of the population is poor, however, some rich families (some of mixed French ancestry) preferring not to share their wealth with the rest of the population.
* The average person makes sweatshirts, but only get $4 from it as a reward.
==Enfòmasyon pou atis (Information for artists)==
=== Koulè drapo (Flag colors) ===
==== Koulè prensipal (Main colors) ====
==== Koulè anblèm (Emblem colors) ====
===Ki jan yo desine (How to draw)===
Haitiball is similar to Liechtensteinball, but with a difference.
# Divide the basic circle shape into two horizontal stripes
#Color them of blue and red
# Draw the coat of arms of Haiti in a rectangle in the center
# Draw the eyes and you have finished.
==Galeri (Gallery)==
==Gade tou (See also)==
zh:海地球pt:Haitiball
Category:Countryballs
Category:Latin America
Category:Republic
Category:Haitiball
Category:Island Countryball
Category:Haitian Creole Speaking Countryball
Category:French Speaking Countryball
Category:UNball
Category:English Speaking Countryball
Category:Red Blue
Category:Christian
Category:Catholic
Category:North America
Category:World Cup Participants
Category:Atlantic Ocean
Category:Caribbeans
Category:Unitary