Thomas and Friends: Edward's Revenge

One time, Something really strange happened. This has something to do with a good ol' lost episode. I was reached out to by someone on Discord and said something like this in my DMs. "Hey. I really don't know if you are the right person to talk to about lost episodes." I responded with "Yea, you can talk to me about anything really." The person said after my response is "Ok, So I just came back from Japan and found this mysterious Thomas and Friends DVD" He showed me from a photo. To me it was a Season 15 DVD. Except, Something was a little off. It said 21 exciting stories. That's odd. I thought that season only had 20 episodes. I didn't really care because I'm not really a fan of that era of Thomas because I think it's a bit too childish for my tastes. I said "Maybe stream the episodes on a call to see if they are normal episodes." Because this DVD seemed like a bootleg, Sometimes you can't trust those types of things. So we got into a call and he started streaming all the episodes. 
All of the episodes were UK Dubbed. We were up to the end of Fiery Flynn and I was happy that season is nearly over because I hated most of it. Especially Wonky Whistle and Fiery Flynn. Then the last episode played and boy was I in for a real treat. It started normally but however the music of the intro was playing backwards. Anyways. the episode started and the title was Edward's Revenge. There was no narrator in the episode whatsoever. It started in Tidmouth Sheds and all alone. Edward started to talk. He said "I'm sick of getting treated like trash. The engines aren't nice." Edward wasn't even in his normal voice. He sounded like Ghostface from the Scream franchise. " That was a good voice impression" I said to myself. Edward started to have a idea. "Maybe I should get rid of them." He thought. "Yes. I'm gonna get rid of all of them and nobody can stop me!" Edward started to go out of his shed to meet his first victim. His first victim was James the Red Engine. "Oh, Hello Edward. What are you doing today?" James asked Edward. "Oh, Nothing. Say James, Wanna go somewhere awesome?" Edward replied. "Where?" James replied back. Edward said "Oh. it's a surprise." What was odd was that James sounded like C3PO from Star Wars. James and Edward went to a somewhat unfinished quarry. "Maybe a beta version of the blue mountain quarry?" I thought to myself. "Edward, What are we doing at a quarry?" James said confusingly. "Just wait here James. There is a big surprise coming your way. Shut your eyes so you don't see it until I tell you." Edward chuffed away. 
Then you could hear buff onto the top where James was at. A strange falling sound could be heard. Edward yelled out "OPEN YOUR EYES JAMES!" and he did. "Where's the surprise?" until he looked up. A big boulder was coming it's way to crush him." James screamed for his life. He tried to escape but was too late. The boulder has crushed him and his driver and fireman as blood and limbs were everywhere. "Not so splendid now!" Edward rushed away. Next scene showed Gordon stuck on his hill. Edward saw this but didn't help like he always would. "Get up on the hill yourself fatso. Don't be so lazy." Edward said rudely. "Edward. You know I can't get up by myself. I need help!" Then Gordon rolled to the back of the hill! Percy was coming his way until his coaches crashed into him. Edward even shunted a truck at Gordon. He was running away from the truck until he crashed into the water at Brendam Docks. Gordon just drowned. Edward was laughing at this. Then a montage of killing sprees happened. It included Edward pushing Toby into lava, Making Emily crash into a tree and it falling on her, Setting Misty Island on fire with Bash, Dash and Ferdinand getting burnt, Putting a bomb in the Steamworks (with Henry in it) and the Dieselworks (with the Diesels in it), Pushing Charlie off a broken bridge and even going off the Rails to run over all the passengers on the station. 
Sir Topham Hatt went to see Edward, He arrived on Thomas. "Edward, You have caused confusion and delay, Almost everyone is now dead." Topham said. What Edward said next kinda surprised me. He said "Why don't you go back to McDonalds you fat fuck." Edward then ran him over. "Thomas, You're next...." The episode ended but instead of the roll call, It was Edward all alone in a dark void. He was predicting stuff like Ukraine's invasion, Jenna Ortega being in the next Scream installment, Queen Elizabeth II's death, Bob the Builder's reboot design, Breaking Bad's ending, The Pandemic, Daft Punk's breakup, Donald Trump being the new US President, Fat Tony's death and Margot Robbie playing as Barbie in a Barbie movie. How the hell did Edward know all this? Considering that this episode might've been made around 2011/2012. 
Then the credits played, Edward was there instead of Thomas although his face was on that windmill behind Edward. You could also see bodies of Bob the Builder, Fireman Sam, The Wiggles, Spongebob, Peter Griffin and Adam Sandler. The music was Barney's theme but in reverse. The episode ended. "That was weird" I thought to myself. I recommended to the guy to get rid of this disc. I am now curious on why this episode happened. I have yet to get into contact with the writer who goes by the name of Timon Clarke, Who used to work with Sharon Miller.
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