Gateway to spongebob

CHAPTER 1: HOW IT ALL STARTED
So everyone knows about that channel named nickloden right? well im guessing. So anyways i was watching spongebob one day but then in the background i did notice something i foudn weird. it was the guy that voiced spognebob ( dont know his name ) was in the background like a reflection or somethin. thats not the scary thing it was something else he was holding a link. that link was crypted though but how did i know the link then huh well my brother was a elite hacker and could decode it and what we saw was scary it was a link to a website called " spongebobgateway.satan.com " yeah pretty scary rigth? welp its gonna get even worse yup. basically we clicked on it and well what we saw we couldnt believe it... a website with loads of blood and gore and dead people but one picture that was probably the one that got you it was a picture of satan saying " SPONGEBOB IS ONE OF MY RITUALS THAT IS USED TO POWER ME MUHAHAHAHAH " then blood even more came on the screen. to say the least me and mybrother were shocked and quickly left the screen. we never spoke about again for weeks months then years and even more
CHAPTER 2: MUCH MORE OLDER
i am now 22 and am a blogger that writes alot of pretty cool stuff that happened to me every day, and when i was searching the web yesterday i remembered about this memory. so i told this story on my blog and they were all pretty surprised to say the least but then this one user "destroyerofdiamonds2005" commented that he knew that website and said it doesnt work anymore but he knew another website that was just like it. i responded saying can i have it and where did you find it? while waiting for a response i got pretty tired so i went to bed. when i was in bed i started hearing alot of spongebob like laughing in my kitchen. then i heard a creak on my door so i hid under my covers and fell asleep
CHAPTER 3: THE HORRIFYING DREAM
i dreamt that i was in my old house watching spongebob " hey this is familar " i thought to myself then the link of " spongebobgateway.satan.com " yep it was that freaky place so when my brother walked in saying look at this website i found i knew i didnt want to see this so i said " its ok " but he said " you will like it its spooky " so i agreed and saw the same bloody website but this time when satan said that stuff HE GRABBED ME INTO THE SCREEN then i woke up by the notification of my computer i went up to it and saw that "destroyerofdiamonds2005" responded he said " i found it on a spongebob magazine heres the link : www.nickoloden.com/homepage/shows/spongebob_squarepants_/classifiedlink//Crypt/GATEWAY=true " seeing this spooky link I copied and paste it into my browser.
CHAPTER 4: DEEP INTO THE INTERNET
Once I clicked on it said " access denied!!! Use a TOR browser to access this content with this code : (BLOCKEDOUTFORYOURSAFETY) thank you and we hope to see you join the clan of SPONGEBOB ". whats tor? i thought to myself. this sounded like some smart computer junk so i knew my brother would know the answer. so i traveled to his house by car, when i was there i showed him the link and he said " oh thats the deep web this must be scary bro " so we went on it and used the code and what we saw was not as shocking as last time. it was a website filled with paragraphs and paragraphs on what the spongebob ritual is and how you can help, basically the spongebob ritual is where they create these cartoons for the dark lord because if you wer to look closer spongebob has alot of satanic images.
Once seeing these images it all seemed so visible now me and my brother thought, spongebob is making these symbols to help people join there clan. once seeing this we saw a button that said " JOIN " right as we saw this we noticed our mouse was locked onto the button and our computer couldnt turn off so we had to click it. when we clicked it chrome said " thi-THE CLAN NEEDS YOUR HELP " and the buttons that said " allow " and " dont allow " were blanked out and it just was one button that said " YES! " then we clicked it we got loads of viruses and a picture saying " THANK YOU WE WILL COME SOON. " we were confused by this and since it was late i went home. when going to sleep i was paranoid thinking about what it mean about them coming soon... it was very strange and weird.
CHAPTER 5: DISAPPEARANCES
When i went to my brothers the next day i realised my brother was no where to be seen and his computer! all that was there was a note saying THANK YOU FOR YOUR DONATION. HE WILL BE DELIVERED AT : (NOTPUTTINGTHISINTOKEEPYOUSAFE) So being very scared for my life i went to the police. i gave them the note but all they said is " this is fake " so i went to that location myself. all i saw a rusted building with a hatchet inside covered with blood. this was shocking me i was questioning if i should go inside the building or not but I did..
CHAPTER 6: THE END
when stepping in i was able to see more in the room, it was shocking what i saw to say the least i saw alot of dead people in spongebob costumes all hanging on chains. when stepping close i saw that the hook was on there neck and a machine on the back that pushed them back and forth... yes this was how they made the laughs. the laughs you hear in spongebob is really just alot of victims screaming for there life but since they are getting pushed and back and forth it sounds like laughing. but that wasnt it what i also saw was a conveyer belt with blood covered on it getting sent down into a room. so i went to the back of the building where there was a door that led me to a room with a satan statue that was covered in corpses and blood its eyes were glowing and was staring right at me, but then right as i looked behind me. all i saw was a single bullet.
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