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State of the Union address

The State of the Union is a method of compressing lies and bullshit into an hour or two long transmittable file. It is created to tell us what The President thinks, received in a room full of crusty and aging men and women who lost their souls long ago and whose genitals are shriveled and infected from lack of use. Generally, when the state of the union is broadcast, people still tend not to give a shit and change the channel to American Gladiators. After this event is over, as a clever way to distract the uneducated masses from what was actually said, various pundits raise opinions and witty banter of the Address.
==History==
The tradition of the address started with George Washington in 1789. While on a 36-hour long masturbatathon in his house at Mount Veronica, President Washington smoked a small bag of crack and "needed someone to talk to". Thus followed an impromptu address to the United States Congress, where President Washington outlined how "The guv'ment came and took mah baby.".
Since that historic address, each President made an annual statement which outlined the President's bullshit agenda in order to get votes from idiots. This address became an established tradition, allowing the President to drop deuce all over the American people, propagandising them into believing that the American public lives in a "democracy".
==A Pre-state of the union speech==
Abraham Lincoln's Notations to the American People was one of the more famous pre-state of the union speeches. On a train ride, Lincoln watched out the window as a Harem flew by on the street. He proceeded to think and foster ideas that culminated into what is below:
==In Recent Times==
The Most Recent Address, given by George W. Bush, was cited for its explicit ability to address our current deer to man ratio. It was able to show, not only that Bush is alive, but that if we do not act soon, we will soon be referred to as the United Deers of America.
Other than such wonderful speeches as this, State of the Unions have achieved their original purpose: To dispel rumors that our president is dead...except for J.F.K. that was our bad.
==See also==
*Presidents
*Lies
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Category:Politics of the United States
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Steampunk

Steampunk is a hardcore brand of music dating from 1880s Britain and the British Empire. At its peak, the Industrial Revolution had allowed the British Empire to cover a fifth of the Atlantic, and working class Britons were dissenting based on their experience of what was a supposed golden age. They expressed their feelings (which were precursory to teenage angst) through the production of music wildly parallel to the Disco music that the ruling classes were listening to at the time.
==Style==
The music was essentially Jazz music, but without the developments in trombone manufacture that it thrived on in the 1920s, and as such relied on repetitive riffs on junk guitars, and driving rhythms which were synthesised by faulty steam engines. The lyrics were often absurdly anti-establishment normally lashing out at Empress Victoria and her offspring.
The music also created a fashion style, as music is wont to do. Bowler hats, bondage shirts and heavy boots were worn by steampunk fans, the style eventually incorporating a Prince Albert Cock Ring pendant that served the purpose of poking fun at the Royals, as well as looking freaky and Bohemian.
==Pioneers==
Although preceded by the altogether more upbeat Isambard Kickass Brunel, it is widely held that true steampunk was invented by The Sex Pistons. This particular band was almost a charicature of a Steampunk bands, their titles almost invariably containing an anti-establishment, and anti-industrial message. For example, their first album "Never mind the Bullocks, we now have traction engines" had only four songs, a third of which were on the best of album, their names being:
* God save the Queen but sarcastically
* Anarchy across the Empire
* That picture of Brunel in front of huge chains is vaguely unsettling
* We are not amused; We are Angsty
The Sex Pistons didn't last particularly long because they made money from their music and hence distanced themselves from their target audience, who were slaves in colonies such as Jamaica, and had no money. Three of the members Johnny Popsicle (frontman) Guitarist (guitarist) and Drummer (drummer) went to become slaveowners, but Sid Viscous began a descent into Gin abuse, as was the fashion at the time. He famously stabbed his girlfriend, Prince Edward, by accident whilst working on a lathe.
==As inspiration to other genres==
Although Johnny Popsicle maintained to his deathbed that modern punk is pop-music with guitars and steam engines, Steam punk had an undeniable effect on the world music scene. The effect on british culture was huge, although the slaves that enjoyed it went on to become american Hip Hop artists which are nothing like punk artists.
== External links ==
* The Steam-Punk Ragtimes Sheet Music Library, incl. "The Great Rag 'N' Roll Swindle" (from Retrostacja)
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Steel Funk

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Album by The Beatles	Album by The Beatles 	Album by The Beatles
Released 	November of 1965 	November of 1965
Recorded: 	November of 1965 	November of 1965
Genre 	Folk Rock 	Folk Rock
Length 	0:35:50 (UK), 0:29:59 (US) 	0:35:50 (UK), 0:29:59 (US)
Record label 	Porkaphone (UK), Crapitol (US) 	Porkaphone (UK), Crapitol (US)
Producers 	George Martin 	George Martin
Professional reviews	Professional reviews 	Professional reviews
Oscar Wilde review 	10/10 - "They look so adorable on that cover, I could just bugger them up... Oh, the music's okay too..." 	
Brian Wilson review 	7/10 - "I could pull a better album out of my ass. I'll call it "Pet Sounds". Now I just need to get some of this LSD stuff."	
Beatles UK Albums 	Beatles UK Albums 	Beatles UK Albums
Hell!(1965) 	Steel Funk(1965) 	Revolter(1966)
Beatles US Albums 	Beatles US Albums 	Beatles US Albums
Hell!(1965) 	Steel Funk(1965) 	Tomorrow And Three Weeks Ago(1966)
Steel Funk is the six six sixth album by The Beatles. The album is often viewed as one of the most influential albums in rock history, as the group moved on from performing Pop songs and let their creative sides flourish. Nobody knows where this creative inspiration came from all of a sudden, but it is agreed that Steel Funk changed the face of music forever. The album was butchered in the United States, keeping the title, but sending the reject songs to appear on the infamous 1966 album Tomorrow and Three Weeks Ago.
==Production==
By the end of filming the 1965 slasher film Hell!, their second theatrical feature, Beatles producer George Martin convinced the group at gunpoint that they were going to release an album, and perform an American tour (Remembered best for the Concert At Shea Stadium). In late 1964, while visiting New York City, American-folk singer Bob Dylan had turned the 4 onto the rising fad of Kitten Huffing, this no doubt had a profound effect on the band's music. In the album's track "Churl", John Lennon is said to be mimicking the sound of a kitten being huffed in between verses.
==Track Listing==
===UK Release===
====Side One====
# Carjacking
# Morning Wood (This Load Has Blown)
# You Won't Feed Me
# Omnipresent Woman
# On Your Own, Buddy
# The F-Word
# Noel
====Side Two====
# What Goes On In Your Bedroom Is Your Business
# Churl
# I'm Aiming At You
# On My Knife
# Weight
# If I Kneaded Someone
# Beating Your Wife
===US Release===
====Side One====
# I've Just Gotten Maced
# Morning Wood (A Dog Wants This Bone)
# You Won't Feed Me
# On Your Own, Buddy
# The N-Word
# Noel
====Side Two====
# It's Only A Flesh Wound
# Churl
# I'm Aiming At You
# On My Knife
# Weight
# Beating Your Wife
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Steganography

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== What is Steganography? ==
Steganography is the act of writing something on the side of a Stegosaurus. Nothing stays around like Dinosaurs. I mean, you'll never find a post-it in the British Museum in 65 million years, but you can find Dinosaurs. So, simple. You want to remember something, stick it on a T-Rex or something.
Even better, if you can catch it without noticing, use that yellow paint they use to mark things on roads. If you put it on his back, he won't notice. Dinosaurs are well known for not being able to turn around, and cannot see in three dimensions, or their own image in a mirror.
And besides, their arms are so small they couldn't wipe it off could they?
== Famous things written on the side of Dinosaurs ==
* Kick Me
* Eat Me
* I'm with Diplodocus->
* My mate went to Pangaea, and all he got me was this lousy T-shirt
* I'm not as think as extinct you are.
* Screw You, Primate, I've got teeth bigger than your head.
* My other exoskeleton was made of cheese
* The MPAA logo (Although perplexingly "mpaalol" was also found inscribed on the dinosaurs left testicle)
== People who are well known for writing things on Dinosaurs ==
* George W Bush
* Superman
* Supergran
* Soupyman
* Snoopyman
* William Shatner
* Your Mum
* Sharks with Frickin' Laser-beams
* Lobster Jesus
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StepMonster

A StepMonster is a name given to predatory females who marry divorced or widowed men for their money. Tactically, the man also must have children, because it is those children who crown the new wife with the title of StepMonster. StepMonsters, which differ from the more humane Step Mother, are classified as members of the Evil Incarnate genus of beings. 
It is possible for a seemingly normal woman can be transformed into a StepMonster with as little effort as the placement of a simple gold band upon their fingers and will immediately start craving for platnium encrusted with diamonds like the one they saw on QVC the night before.
==How to Identify a StepMonster==
 
While certain StepMonsters can be identified through their looks -- Botox is their preferred variant of crack -- true confirmation requires contact to reveal whether or not Step Mummy Dearest is capable of unrequited acts of evilness, greed, lying, stealing, cheating and/or name-calling when speaking about her husband’s ex-wife. 
While the true nature of beast should be done without physical contact, one can also take to poking a suspected StepMonster with a stick to see how it reacts. 
Other traits are:
* They exhibit classic borderline personality traits.
* They exhibit psychosis significant enough to win any Psychiatrist the Nobel Prize in Medicine if under their treatment. 
* They maintain yappy little dogs which they train to snarl and snap at their husband’s children when he’s not looking.
* They think nothing of engaging their step-daughters in cat-fights by threatening the step-daughter to “go ahead and hit me…make sure you leave a mark.”
* They fear the crucifix.
* They frequently announce that their first act as a newlywed will be to redecorate the bedroom and the kitchen because “that’s where a woman does her best work.” - and, most importantly:
* For wedding presents, they ask for a year’s room and tuition at a Haitian boarding school for her husband’s children.
==Famous StepMonsters==
* Crystal (Joan Crawford) from The Women. Breaks up a home. Smokes in the tub. Whats not to love?
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Stephen Hawking ran over my cat/cat

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Stephengender

Stephengender is a gender for people named Stephen. Even though this might seem unnecessary, there are too many genders, so at this point it doesn't really matter anymore.
== The Origins of Stephengender ==
Stephengender was discovered in early 2023 by an unknown Stephen who coincidentally wrote this article. Stephengender became one of the rarest genders in this world that is slowly falling apart in agony and helplesness.
== How to know that you are Stephengender ==
Anyone with the first or middle name "Stephen" is automatically identified as Stephengender.
If you feel like Stephengender but your name is not Stephen, you can just casually rename yourself to be part of the Stephengender community.
Names like Stevica, stebão, Štěpán, Стефан or እስጢፋኖስ are also Stephengender.
== Genders like Stephengender ==
Adamgender,
Annagender,
Anthonygender,
Beccagender,
Bengender,
Bettygender,
Cristophergender,
Dangender,
Dixiegender,
Estergender,
Francesgender,
Gabrielgender,
Gracegender,
Hubertgender,
Ivangender,
Josephgender,
Kevingender,
Lanagender,
Mathewgender,
Nicolasgender,
Olivergender,
Oliviagender,
Petergender,
Quintongender,
Robertgender,
Stevengender,
Stephaniegender,
Timothygender,
Ursulagender,
Vincentegnder,
Williamgender,
Xaviergender,
Yasmingender,
Zoegender,
Do not misgender!
Stephenson's Rocket

Although it is a mythical invention, the legend of Stephenson's rocket started in 1829 with some basis in truth. The Rainhill Trials of 1829 were organised by the British secret service to find future inventors to start the space race and the public's imagination was captured!
Sadly none of the entries were capable of intergalactic Space_Travel which was no surprise (even the idea of travelling in space would have contravened contemporary religious philosophy regarding the heavens and therefore led to arrest for blasphemy)
==The inventor==
Stephenson, christened 'George (Lewis) Stephenson' shortly after his birth in 1781, wasn't a very good engineer and had been thrown out of college due to spending too much time hanging out on the farm or down the local pit. His constant daydreaming led to another and more profitable career as a story writer. To avoid confusion with the other well known George Stephenson (MP), he changed his name to Robert Louis Stephenson, and wrote under the pen name of RL Stevenson (RLS for short).
Stephenson still longed for recognition as an engineer but with his limited skill, the best he could do was copy designs for helmet lights from the leading scientists at the Royal Academy. One such incident led to an investigation, as Stephenson was pursued for theft of a design, but claimed he bought it from a man in a pub in Sunderland. Thereafter the design became infamous as the 'Geordie Lamp'.
==The Hype==
At the time of the Rainhill trials, which took place in Manchester (a suburb of London) , the best that could be achieved at the time was only some Steam engine running up and down a rail line. Due to a general shortage of coal (caused by an industrial revolution) most of the engines couldn't muster enough steam to reach 5 miles per hour.
Stephenson's new engine won the competition by utilising a clever technique of having a multi core heat exchanger - the use of a 'heat exchanger' to exchange heat was certainly a leap forward in efficiency! Stephenson's engine achieved speeds of up to 30 miles per hour and also managed to pull several wagons. This limited achievement won the competition, purely because all the other trains had run out of coal long before the finish line.
To avoid riducule for such a poor invention, Stephenson re-named his engine the "Rocket" and used his growing skill as a fiction writer to spread rumours of his 'astounding invention'.
Thus it became known around the world that a British engineer had invented a successful rocket, and the space race was underway!
==RLS's Written Works:==
1830: "The legendary Rocket"
1835: "King Leopold". "The Spanish railway system"
1886: “Dr Jekyll and Mr. Hyde”. “Kidnapped”
1890: “Ballads” - a collection of 'Osbourne' soft rock tunes.
1894: “Collected Works”. “The Ebb Tide”
==Boring information==
Marriage: 19th May 1880 to Mrs Fanny (Kelly) Osbourne.
Died: 1848 aged 67
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Stepladder

Stepladders are one of the most interesting inventions Mankind has created, it is well known that the popular Media has for many years been using the "Ladder" word to increase sales of magazines and newspapers. 
Ladders claims they were on the moon before Neil Armstrong: "If not for us, there would not be "'One small step.'" They also make the claim that they can get into any woman's stockings like THAT. Ladders were invented by John Ladder. As a popular entertainer alongside such screen legends as Laurel and Hardy, Harold Lloyd and Joachim Phoenix, Ladders has stared in such classic films as Towering Inferno, Lord of the Rings (The Two Towers) and Digby the Biggest Dog in the World.
== Forty Step Program for all there is to know about Ladders ==
#Fashion Write Up: Ladders in stockings - are they really stairways to heaven?
#Fire Department Ladders: When the heat is on, they perform.
#In focus: is the NFL Ladder worthy of its title.
#Revealed: The inspiration behind Led Zeppelin`s Stairway to Heaven.
#Luck of the Ladder: Can walking under ladders really do you harm? Ray Martin Investigates.
#Ukranian Archaeological Dig: Ladders found that date from the last interglacial period.
#Ladder Evolution: From step ladder to escalator, we take you though the ladder`s lifeline.
#Leonardo Da Vinci`s secret ladder diary!
#Cleopatra bitten by poisonous ladder, new research reveals.
#Social & Fasion Pages: Are Gum Boots the new black heels for today`s social climbers?
#Religious Lift-out: New cult disturbs traditionalists, The Church of Ladder-Day Saints.
#Compensation: Claiming for personnel injury as a result of falling off a ladder due to wet floor which was wet because "Herb Ladder" was at fault.
#I've never seen a ladder with forty rungs. Do they exist, I think they probably do but I'm still not making Forty steps because I can't be bothered.
==Ladder Related TV and Books==
*TV Special: The Return of Black Ladder and Black Ladder Goes Forth tonight on ABC TV
*Jacobs Ladder: Is it just a pipe dream?
*Acclaimed new novel: 2000 Ladders Under The Sea.
*Excerpts from the Little Red Book: "Justice comes from the rail of ladders" (Mao Tse Rung)
*The Edmond Hillary Interview: "Why did I climb the Ladder? - Because it was there."
==See also==
*HowTo:Climb the no rung Ladder
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