The Final Punishment

Impractical Jokers has always been a show that everyone could laugh at. However this episode, nobody was laughing. The episode started off normal, but one thing was already off. Joe Gato had lost the episode. The challenge he lost involved playing embarrassing videos in Time Square, and whoever let the video play the shortest was the loser. As every Impractical Joker fan knows, Joe Gato loses the least. It happens, but it is kind of rare, but then the punishment came.
The punishment was for Joe to dress up as a clown on a new late night show hosted by Murr. Sal and Q were to feed Joe the lines. Murr introduces his guest, Joe, and Joe comes out doing his song and dance and then taking a seat. Murr starts off "So Joe, you're a funny guy. A clown. Got any jokes for us? Wanna tell a joke." Sal and Q had jokes planned for Joe that would make him bomb on TV. Joe pulls out a notebook with jokes in it.
Joe began saying "Knock knock." Murr replied "Who is there?" Joe finished the joke "It's the police ma'am your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead." The audience gasped. Murr was taken aback. "That's not funny Joe, that's not the kind of humor we do on this show." This was not a joke that was written in the book. Joe told the audience "Sorry, It was kind of rough backstage, ever since I killed Sal and Q." Murr thought Joe was making another bad joke. "Okay, I'm waiting for the punch-line." Joe told everyone somberly "There is no punch-line. It's not a joke." The audience started booing and the producer was trying to cut the feed.
"You're serious aren't you?" Murr told Joe. Joe started a long monologue.
"I am serious. This is supposed to be a show about fun and we're all supposed to be friends, but Sal. Sal has still never forgiven me. Why should I forgive him. You know what I've had to go through? Picking between my wife and my daughter on live TV hmmm? You think I want to do that? Falling on tables and breaking them over and over again? Hmmm... And what about being dressed as a genie and being rag-dolled by you guys over a live performance of Aladdin? No... no... And Q. What can I say about Q? I haven't liked Q since he was in A League of Their Own. He could have had a noble job as a fireman. Be a hero. But no, he had to be a clown just like me. I lost all my respect when he came down to our level. And don't get me-"
Murr interrupts Joe. "It sounds like you're making excuses for killing our friends. Not everyone is awful." Joe stopped Murr. "You're awful Murr." Murr replied. "Awful? How am I awful?" "Playing my video... inviting me on this show. You just wanted to make fun of me." Joe began laughing, but Murr began talking. "You're laughing. You're laughing. Two people were killed because of what you did." "I know. How about another joke MURRay." Murr replied. "I think we've heard enough of your jokes, JOEker."
"No soap radio!" Joe pulls out a gun and shoots Murr in front of the live studio audience. The camera cuts and we can only assume Joe was taken off the set by police.
As stated in a previous episode, where they cloned Q. They used the cloning technology to revive Murr, Sal, and Q, but removed the memories of this lost episode. After this incident, Joe never appeared on another episode of Impractical Jokers.
There could be clones among us right now.
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