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Tsumugi Shirogane

Tsumugi Shirogane is a woman who took Cosplay too far. She uses it to commit crime. As a result, she has cosplayed nearly everyone, even people who aren't even girls. So basically, we have an entire section about how she does cosplay. She also made the Sonic fandom weird, which every other fandom has commented about. While at the same time, she posts her cosplays to Reddit to get lots of likes. There is also a tracker on who she is currently is dressed up as made by Google. Her house is top secret to avoid being arrested. She also created her own games about clothes.
==How She Cosplays==
Ok, so you probably came here to learn how she cosplays. First off, she looks up whoever she is trying to cosplay as. Then, she puts on a skin-tight suit that looks identical to their skin, and she puts on a bandana over her eyes below the skin thing, based on their eye color. Then she makes a wig for that person, and then puts them on. And finally, she goes shopping for the clothes that the person wears if she doesn't have them. If she does have them, she just puts them. And there you go, you now know how to cosplay exactly like her.
== History ==
Tsumugi Shirogane was born on August 15, 1991 in Tokyo, Japan. Her mother was a clothes designer, which influenced her to cosplay. Her dad was a criminal, which influenced her life of crime. Her childhood was basically nothing, it all happened when she was an adult.
Her first crime was breaking into the Oval Office cosplayed as Obama after Eggman made his announcement. Why? Because Eggman announced everyone that he was PISSING ON THE MOON. And Obama hates that, yeah I know. However, it happened 23 hours after the announcement, which is when the piss drop-el-ets hit the Earth. Also known as a rainstorm. It was successful, and PISSING ON THE MOON became legal.
So after that, she had less notable crimes, each of which she cosplayed famous people and changed their rules. Please hope she doesn't go on Uncyclopedia. Otherwise, she would change the rules so that vandalism would be legal. I think we should stop talking now.
== See Also ==
* Cosplay
* Anime
* Mango
* Japan
Category:Criminals
Category:Costumed
Category:Evil
Tuberculosis

Tuberculosis is a disease caused by the bacterium Tuber culosis. This highly contagious disease causes the victim to, over a period of only hours, change into a giant potato and/or calla lily. During the Irish Potato Famine, many fathers would willingly contract tuberculosis just to feed their families. Historians suspect that this is possibly the first instance of incest among modern man, when family members would blow, suck, and eat the head of the household to survive.
== Treatment ==
At this time, the only known treatment for Tuberculosis is to cure it. However, the only known cure for Tuberculosis is to treat it. This is a prime example of not only Catch 22, but God's lazy sense of humor. Another cure is to dip your left foot and right hand in two buckets of lizard pee. While doing this, I suggest you turn on your television before you dip your disgusting diseased hands into these sacred buckets of holy lizard pee.
== The Bacterium ==
The Tuber culosis is regarded among bacterium to be the most conceited of the kingdom monera. Other bacterium typically avoid Tuber culosis and may not even wave if they see it on the street. This treatment only furthers the bacterium's belief that it's better than everyone else, though. 
== Tuberculosis Smoothies ==
For the longest time the recipe for a tuberculosis smoothie was an ancient Chinese secret, but recently, Martha Stewart has shared the recipe with the world on her show. How that damn round-eye got a hold of the recipe is unknown.
* 1 banana
* 8 peppermint candy canes
* 2 to 3 large handfuls of chosen fruit
* Approximately 1 pint glass ice
* Pickled Buffalo-laced bacon grease
* 1/2 pint heavy cream
* 3.5 billion Tuberculosis Bacteria
* 1 sliver of half-burnt banana peel
* 3 tubes of cholesterol-free chapstik
Place fruit and bacteria in blender and mix on medium for 30 seconds. Next, add ice cream and pulse blender. Mix candy canes and cream thouroughly until milky infected orange. Finally, add the ice and pulse until desired consistency reached. Serves two.
Category:Diseases
Category:Food
Category:Vital articles
he:שחפת
Tulip bulb

thumb|200px|Money doesn't grow on trees, but it does grow in the ground.
The tulip bulb is a unit of currency in the civilized world. It is the greatest unit of currency currently in circulation. It is equal to over five ships, or approximately half a Jesus.
==Origin of the Tulip Bulb==
They grew on tulips.
==Origin of the Use of a Tulip Bulb as Currency==
According to cave drawings tulip bulbs were used first by cavemen to exchange cavewomen. A caveman gave one or more tulip bulbs to another caveman and a number of cavewomen roughly equal to the number of tulip bulbs exchanged would stop following the original tulip bulb holder and start following around the new tulip bulb holder. Obviously this wasn't a very good system as no caveman would ever want cavewomen following him around pestering him for food, clothes, children, to listen, or to say "I love you" for real, etc. but cavemen were pretty dimwitted so they continued the practice.
==Estimates of the Worth of a Tulip Bulb==
The most recent recorded estimate we have for the tulip bulb's worth is from 1648 (although less reliable estimates date back much further), when it was found to be worth about 5.7 ships. We have evidence that since then it has undergone a brief period of rapid inflation and then resettled and has been an extremely stable form of currency since. We believe that it is now worth approximately 15 copper-coated zinc disks with picture of some 19th century terrorist on them.
==History of the Approximate Worth of One Tulip Bulb==
Here we are comparing the tulip bulb at different times in history with other stable currencies.
*10000 (BC) - 1 cavewoman
*648 (BC) - 5 canoes
*0 - .5 Jesi
*648 - 5 triremes
*1648 - 5 ships
*1815 - 5 US dollars
*1817 - 2 US cents (as US currency stabilizes)
*1819 - 1 tulip bulb
*1923 - ∞ German paper marks
*2004 - 4 billion Wikipedia articles
*2005 - 4 Uncyclopedia articles
*2008 - 60 billion Zimbabwe dollars
**one minute later - 90 trillion Zimbabwe dollars
*2012 - 3 milliliters of oil
*2013 - Nothing, since zombies don't use currency
*3000 - 42 space dollars
*3648 - 5 starships (yes, there's a difference between spaceship and starship)
*4648 - 5 timeships
*5648 - 5, umm, better timeships
*40000 - the powdered corpses of five hundred immolated heretics, for the Emperor!
*45000 - the drained blood of the slain False Emperor, for Khorne!
==Why use the tulip bulb as currency==
You may think that there are stabler currencies out there, and you may be right. However, there are many reasons to use tulip bulbs instead. Below is a list:
*Scare people.
**Like, seriously, what would you think if you heard "I give you five tulip bulbs for that diamond"?
*Investing them in a bank gives 200% interest.
*They rot away. Give them to someone when they are beginning to. Joke's on them.
==See Also==
*Gardener
*Tulip mania
Category:Gardening
Tumble drier

Tumble driers dry clothes.
==Principle==
Clothes are spun quickly and centrifugal force drives the water out of the clothes, and adds static electricity to them.
==History==
Tumble driers date back to the original 18th century method of drying clothes in which a woman (it was strictly a female profession) would strap the garments to herself with rope and then roll down a hill. Items of clothing on the outside would tend to get dirty and damaged, so it was common for a large sheet to be wrapped around them. As technology advanced the women were placed in barrels when rolled down the hill - this eventually led to the woman being taken out of the barrel, though they were still needed atop and abottom the hill. At this point the name was used for the mechanism rather than as a job title.
==Modern day tumble driers==
Modern day, electric tumble driers utilise the same basic principle as the "down the hill" method; they spin clothes quickly. They are commonly twinned with washing machines and form part of a kitchen, wash house or utility room. Not everyone has a tumble drier, so they use other methods of drying clothes.
==Gravity==
Tumble driers are an excellent illustration of gravity. While spinning, the clothes are flung to the outside of the drum, and stay there even when nothing is holding them up. As the drum slows, they fall in a heap, much as an steven p. jobs would.
==Spin driers==
Spin driers dry clothes by driving them around the countryside in an aimless manner on a Sunday afternoon.
==Alternatives==
*Hanging out to dry
*Hanging on radiators
*Leaving in a pile
*Not getting them washed
*Having that one dude bring them back to K-PAX.
==See also==
*Dryers
Category:Inventions
Category:Technology
Tumbleweed

Tumbleweed (t-weed, or tweed for short) is the street name of a highly dangerous and addictive form of marijuana, which is processed in underground left-wing laboratory centrifuges, currently rumoured to reside somewhere near Miami. 
==Origins==
In 1983, whilst attempting to develop the long-sought cure for pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, the legendary scientific duo Cheech Marin and Thomas Chong accidentally dropped $500,000 worth of raw cannabis seeds, a fresh bag of fertilizer, a small packet of yeast, and a lit match into a Maytag spin dryer. Within a few seconds, a giant leafy life form emerged which proceeded to destroy the greater Los Angeles area with vast clouds of delightfully intoxicating fumes. The newly-hatched tumbleweed then quickly took over the western parts of the United States, Tijuana, and Wyoming by undercutting the prices of most of the local drug dealers, thereby forcing them out of the formerly lucrative business and into the warm tender arms of Wal-Mart. Unfortunately for the remaining dealers, not only were their former rivals new workers, but also the whole corporation was under new management (guess who by) and was now selling Tweed on a global scale. Mass hysteria followed, itself shortly followed by mass death.
==Factoids==
Tumbleweed has been estimated as five hundred times as powerful as regular marijuana and only half the calories. Extreme caution must be exercised when doing t-weed, as occasionally a rolled joint will unexpectedly sprout dozens of intertwined fibrous strands and instantly wrap themselves tightly about the victim's neck. 
==Latest Cure==
Constantly be funny!!!!!.....
Tumbleweed!
Tumbleweed can be hilarious in the extreme, but be careful how you enjoy your tumbleweed, remember that too much of a good thing can be bad, as this average American family discover at their peril: Dangerously Funny Tumbleweed
==See Also==
*Hemp
*Tweed
category:Drugs
ja:タンブルウィード
Tundra Force X3 Sheer Wallop

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The Tundra Force X3 Sheer Wallop is a heavy-duty pickup truck, part of Ford's BIG MOTHERFUCKING TRUCKS series. It will. Kick. Your. Ass. Without doubt the most bad-ass vehicle out there, this truck dwarfs the competition with 48 fully-armored solid steel tires and a harpoon gun mounted on the cab. (This is what Chuck Norris drives. If. He. Wants.)
==New features==
With the Tundra, unlike its predecessors, Ford decided to up the ante and disregard all conventional safety guidelines. On the highway, the Tundra Force X3 Sheer Wallop will beat the living crap out of any car that gets near it. Its sturdy, 50'x40' rear bed quite easily takes up the entire width of an eight-lane highway and juts out well into the surrounding wilderness, crushing everything within a 560-foot radius. On the up side, it can safely shelter you and your family within its three-foot-thick solid lead walls.
And as for heavy work, oh can this car handle it! Not only is its bed irresponsibly and dangerously huge, the Tundra's frame – a network of girders and struts made of titanium-manganese alloy, floating in a cryogenic liquid preserver – can bear up to 950 tons of cargo, perfect for any agricultural or construction work, or for just plain being an asshole. Ain't that handy? Hell, it's got a space shuttle landing strip and small municipal airport in the back!
==What environment?==
The Tundra Force X3 Sheer Wallop takes the environment, rapes it up the ass, throws it into its V90,000 engine, and shoots it out of its awe-inspiring, septuple-pipe exhaust system! Watch with glee as the Tundra Force X3 Sheer Wallop's full-impact, crash-tested grille smashes through a cloud of hippies, or maybe a throng of protesting activists. And don't worry about getting your truck dirty with tree-hugger blood, the Tundra's NASA-certified tungsten alloy paint disintegrates all organic substances on contact! Even petrified whale bones don't stand a chance!
By the time the Tundra Force X3 gets all the way across town, the city will be left a barren wasteland devoid of all life, and the sky will look like it's been shit on by a lethargic chocolate-eating African elephant!
==Beyond the road==
Is there anything the Tundra Force X3 Sheer Wallop can't do? Soar to the moon, end world hunger, beat up an angry midget; with its Full-flex suspension system, the Tundra can do it all. And more! Sit back and watch as the Tundra Force X3 picks up your yard, tutors your kids in algebra, walks your dog, pays your bills, and has sex with your wife! Now it's your turn to experience the full, unbridled power of the Tundra Force X3 Sheer Wallop!
The Tundra Force X3 Sheer Wallop is now on sale at all good retailers except Walmart.
TUNDRA FORCE X3 SHEER WALLOP
Category:CarsCategory:Awesome
Tung big f up decs

==Pre==
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==Noun's n like whichlikes s verbs==
The u of nouns as verbs prolly fuck start 3 mil when the term text go app as a verb in allday tung. B4 that time, peeps had conc'd text 1 as words carved, scribbled, typed, or in somoth way produced 1 or 2 some medium (paper, tree bark, stone, computer screen, canvas, etc.). Sud, with the ad of portable telephones (or pods s dey r 1) just ev'one started to call the fuck of a text mess from 1 pod to 2 texting. This do very revolution. Whichlikes - or adjectives - verbed 2. L8r tho. But did. U no 1. The nex sentences - p'fect sense to mod pseudopod - been near unrecognisable to the primo humans of the end 20th C. We's turn'em 4 u. 
*I'll car ur mom if you mess me -> I will take your mother there if you send me a message
*Snee that fuck or it will flu you -> You will have to take care not to catch cold. Wipe your nose!
*Rite he like do me -> The doctor gave me some medicine against cold
*Spose he blue u? -> Maybe he misses you?
*Red inna screen -> Paint the screen door red like I told you already
*Fuck me smore u d8 -> Can't you see I'm busy? Go away!
*House me ho -> Could you please take a poor stranger inside for the night?
*Dead u dead me -> I'm going to run amok in the near future
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U c diff. B diff.
==Con 1 set ear==
Bits canna c hows meen ear ifs outa site. So's we talk. No mo work than u'sta. May ne b8r, may is. Gun get fucked f8r. Wc. L8r nutha stud.
Category:English language
Category:Literature
Tungsten

Tungsten is a "chemical" element. It has atomic symbol W and atomic number 74. However, sources from Moore National Laboratory, an up-and-coming laboratory from Moore, Oklahoma, denies tungsten's existence in chemicals. Despite this, other major laboratories study it as hard as they can to create the very first tungsten molecule.
==History==
Prior to 2012, Wolfram (symbol W) was element 74. Unlike tungsten, it was common knowledge that wolfram had a widespread presence in many chemicals. It was very easy to add wolfram to molecules, too; it really was a wolf's cream. People, being people, wanted more. They craved more. This leads up to December 12th, 2024, just a few days away from the perceived "end of the world."
===Invention===
Rick Rock, a young inventor and entrepreneur from the land of the new Zeas, was interested in the population's need for a new type of wolfram. Being the inventor he is, he drops 24 grams of wolfram, 24 grams of his grandpa's ashes, and 48 grams of some unidentifiable metal which he described as being "gray." One surprisingly smooth blend later and he's left with tungsten. Oh, and it turns out, tungsten was the material needed to save the world from utter destruction. Being the entrepreneur he is, Rock immediately opens a business and goes on to make millions before retiring at the young age of 15. Unlike most entrepreneurs, Rock never logged onto Twitter once.
==Properties==
Tungsten could only save the world because of its incredible strength. Tungsten, unlike lame aluminium, is extremely dense and can resist a meteor coming at 600 miles per hour. The United States government considered using lead to "protect the Earth from future potential threats to mankind," but that would've killed everyone before Mother Nature could even try. Tungsten, being dense, is also heavy. A "rookie" lifter using a small dumbbell of tungsten will do way better than a "legendary" lifter using regular steel. It took every man and woman's hands except for Bill Gates to keep the tungsten shield from falling and crushing all of mankind, which makes this feat of ours the most impressive it could've ever been.
Every substance has its quirks, however. Unlike every other thing in recorded history, tungsten has no interest in reacting with other substances at any pressure or temperature. Tests at the aforementioned Moore National Laboratory indicate such facts, but everyone else is not willing to give up. Politicians from all over the world advocate for tungsten molecules. Multiple substances were tried for reactions; wood, neon, and caesium. The best they got from each test was absolutely nothing, an eyesore of a lightshow, and an explosion from a water contamination taking up 0.01% of the mixture. These laboratories are still trying their best to create the first ever tungsten molecule despite all the evidence against such even existing.
Summary: Someone invented tungsten because people didn't get what they wanted from wolfram which saved the world and scientists who have absolutely no wrinkles in their brains keep claiming that it's possible to make a molecule of tungsten and we just haven't gotten there yet.
Turd burger

A properly prepared turd burger, also known as a shit sandwich in parts of rural Appalachia, is truly a wonderful culinary experience. The sandwich consists of three main parts: bread, turd and vegetables. A turd burger is often prepared at the workplace by the most senior employee (or the Office Smartass) who then subsequently informs all other employees that everyone is going to have to take a bite.
==Ingredients==
===Bread===
A standard turd burger can be made with any bread. However, extensive research has found that hoagie rolls, french bread, or hotdog buns work the best. Food researchers are currently studying the taste and longevity of using tortillas or pittas as alternative bread choices.
===Turds===
As you may or may not know, turds - according to The Epicurean's Field Guide, the definitive text on the subject - are "known to have an unusually strong aroma, ...are highly prized for their unique texture and flavour". Therefore, it is advisable to purchase the finest and freshest turds from your local grocery or fine foods store. If top quality Grade-A turds are not available in your area, another great place to find turds is on CNN.
===Vegetables===
Standard vegetables for a turd burger include:
* iceberg lettuce
* tomato (Yes, I know it's technically a fruit. Fuck off, Alton Brown)
* red onion
* dog hair
* green pepper
* olive 
* pickle
* corn
* carrot
* cucumber
* peanuts
* one Grade-A turd
While it is customary to serve the sandwich with vegetables, it is acceptable (according to purists) to serve a turd burger without any vegetable accompaniments.
==Turd Burger Assembly==
 
If you wish to make your own turd burger, please follow the instructions below.
1. Get your shit together.
     Gather the ingredients for the sandwich. 
     Make sure to wash the dirty vegetables.
2. Properly cook the turds.
     In some places, they smoke the turds, while in others they deep fry them.
     However you prepare them, be sure not to let them marinate too long beforehand.
3. Slice the bread or bun.
4. Assemble the sandwich.
     Spread the buns (or bread) and gently stuff it with the vegetables and turds.
Serve immediately.
==Nutritional Information==
Serving Size: 1 Sandwich
Composition: 100% Turd (Not including toppings and bun)<BR>
Servings Per Container: 1
Calories: 169
     Calories from turds: 94
     Calories from fat: 42
Total fat: 30g
     Sat. fat: 10g
     Trans fat: 0g
Total Carbohydrate: 45g
     Dietary Fiber: 12g
     Sugars: 3g
Protein: 20g
Iron 2mg
Sodium 40mg
Potassium: 60 mg
Allergy Information: May contain nuts and other chunks.
==See Also==
*Poop Cuisine
*Shit Eating Grin
*Poop throwing monkeys
*Scatomancy
Category: Poop Cuisine
Category: Sewage
Category: Snack_Foods
Category:Things to feed the in-laws
Turd world

Hello & welcome to Turd world. This is Turd world, a world which is totally a giant turd. Here in Turd world you can enjoy the magnificent stench of turd, the lovely Turd people and the turdish culture. We really hope you have a great time and lots of fun in our beloved homeland of Turd world! 
If you came to visit us here in Turd world then you must be coming from 1st or 2nd world. That is, America, Canada, or Unturdistan. Unturdistan's name in Turdish is Turkey. They used to be part of Turd world, until they became a bit more Western. Then they became more Eastern again, so they are now considered 2nd world. Because they decided to leave the Eurovision Song Contest, so they are now considered too redneck & trashy for 1st world. So they are 2nd world.
==Turd world problems==
The biggest problem of Turd world, beside being a turd, is that we don't know how to write decent Uncyclopedia paragraphs. We just rumble all kinds of bullshits until the paragraph looks dignified enough, that is, size-wize. One of the major problems with that problem is the issue of typing using the turd keyboard. Typing can be very hard that way. That is why I totally sound like Borat right now. But in turd world we cannot afford non-turd keyboards. So we are using a turd one. That is, a smartphone keyboard. Because Turd world IS a smartphone. My smartphone, to be accurate. My smartphone = Turd world. Not Madagascar. Not Palestine. My smartphone. This is the only Turd world in the world. And yours too. Every time you go to the bathroom and use the smartphone while taking a dump, keep that in mind.
==Turd world war==
Turd world is currently in an ongoing war with 1st world. 1st world needs Turd world to die, if it wants to continue being 1st world. Until then, articles like this, with no pictures and bad grammar, will continue to exist. And the capital city of Turd world, Instagram, will continue to exist. And maybe even host the Eurovision one day. You don't believe me? Try watching Homeland season 4 again, only this time, everytime they say Islamabad, think about Instagram. Makes more sense, right? Remember, this is WAR. Turd world must DIE.
==Bono==
Bono is great. His smartphone sucks ass, though.
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