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Random Insanity/symptoms

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<option weight="1">obsession with editing articles on Uncyclopedia, </option>
<option weight="1">pale complexion, </option>
<option weight="1">severe anxiety, </option>
<option weight="1">a combination of biological and psychological manifestations. Most commonly, the onset of this disorder is manifested in </option>
<option weight="1">fear of persecution and arachnophobia, </option>
<option weight="1">family disturbances and distrubing families, </option>
<option weight="1">changes in diet including a deficit in beans, </option>
<option weight="1">a compulsion to drink water, </option>
<option weight="1">fear of authority figures, </option>
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<option weight="1">a yearning to be a dolphin, </option>
<option weight="1">a compulsion to buy the latest fashions, </option>
<option weight="1">moderate to severe narcissism, </option>
<option weight="1">abnormal gravitational pull, </option>
<option weight="1">cranial discharge, </option>
<option weight="1">feelings of despair, </option>
<option weight="1">foul-smelling saliva, </option>
<option weight="1">the misfiring of nerve endings, </option>
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<option weight="1">fear of dust, </option>
<option weight="1">bladder control problems, </option>
<option weight="1">moderate anxiety, </option>
<option weight="1">feelings of elation, </option>
<option weight="1">cravings for excessive salt, </option>
<option weight="1">a chemical imbalance, </option>
<option weight="1">errant neurological impulses, </option></choose>
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<option weight="1">and paternal bruising.</option>
<option weight="1">and physical trauma.</option>
<option weight="1">and miscommunication between the hemispheres of the brain.</option>
<option weight="1">and feelinffmgs;aldfgn;aldfkgn;aldfkgn;als kndg;lasdkng;sldkgn;slkdgna s;ldgkjnl;asdkngal;skdgnl;s kng;lskdng;lkngd;laskgn;als dkgn;lasdkng;laskdgn;lsadkgn;sladkgnasl;dk nl;gknasd;lk gnl;asdkgnsdggs of loneliness.</option>
<option weight="1">and obssessive attention to detail.</option>
<option weight="1">and an urge to collect stamps.</option>
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Random caveman

A Caveman. oh yeah, he is pretty random.
They are men known to have caves, that's why they are so called "cavemen".
Scientists are still on research about they mystery of the caves of the Random Caveman. Random Cavemen are still part of fetish in the woman's dimension, they play big roles in pornography and cooks. They are also main theme in few horrible movies, specially those ones made in the late 80's.
==Historical Background==
Before Jesus was born, the Cavemen ruled the world for several millenia. Scientists are not able to provide much information as Random Cavemen are extremely adaptable race, disguising theirselves easily into new ages and new civilizations. They are wandering all the world by now, probably there is one right behind you, better don't look 'cause they get mad easily
==First sight==
Random Cavemen were firstly sighted at a limited series of Captian Crunch's cereal many years ago. Well, as they are random, they didn't get any popular, and many people don't know about their existence.
==In the 80's and 90's==
Being random allowed the random cavemen to participate in many musicals in later 80's till mid 90's, as of course, random cavemen.
but Broadway went further and created new musicals, including cats. They also had few tries in the Hollywood movies, we all remember the movie "conan" and other not-so-funny-but-hey-better-then-those-new-crappy-comedies comedy movies.
Sure u all remember that movie that a boy finds an frozen caveman.
==...till today==
Well, as Random Cavemen have many mysterious things about past like "where were they born first?" and "why don't they use french cologne?" but as they have a great portfolio in show biz they still work on tv.
== Ancient Past ==
Well, they are pretty ugly but people say they were born at the same year of the last pope but since pope is always with god, they must be pretty old.
As far as Ancient Random Cavemen go, the Mythology of their civilization is not all clear to today Modern Science. It's know that they worshiped bad painters and really ugly paintings on stones. The myth about their power is that it is connected to their cave of "origin".
Women in this ancient civilization were treated like, well, like women deserve.
==Cavemen molecule composition==
As only 34.5% of they composition of the Random Cavemen have been discovered, the other 99,-123% are still a mystery to Scientists. but they have already found the main composition of the Random Cavemen, these are:
* lots of percentage of Randomium, which is believed for taking part of the randomness of Random Cavemen ( see Idiotic Table of the Elements for more information)
* Random quantities of Fartium (check the table n00b)
* Small quantity of URSS flowing.
Sure there is a lot more to discover, but advances are tough as they appear randomly in the Oscar Wilde
== Famous Random Cavemen ==
*Conan
*Creb
*Hulk
*Thor
*Your mom
== External links ==
Geico's comercials on youtube:
"not cool" commercial
Category:Cavemen
Category:Random
Randy Jackson

Randy "BaboonsAss" Jackson is a real homeboy, dawg, and judge on hit television show American Idol. He is often seen saying such phrases like "dawg" while crossing his forearms with his pinky and index fingers fully extended in a hip-hop like fashion.
==Origins==
Yo dawg, Randy Jackson was born in the inner-city of R-mond (Richmond),Virginia. He grew up in the rough, rugged, and violent gang environment, where he easily picked up the slang of his homeboys. He began to build an interest in the music of his comrade homies, dude, and after stealing it, learned to play his bass. Through selling drugs and/or struggling to pay the bills with his legitimate but exploitative minimum wage job, he managed to get time in to practice his instrument to the point where he was good enough to be a musician-for-hire for some shit trend band...
Representin', he went on to show props for his hood by playing bass in the band that isn't a cracka' band (really!), Journey. Dude. And thats what happened, dawg.
==Music "Career"==
After becoming a member of/fellater for Journey, this urban band became popular back in his hood, dawg. Though he had made it (sort of) in the music industry, he never forgot his roots, and his lingual usage of words like "dude" and "dawg," which he obviously picked up back in his hood days.
His music career now resides in being a judge for the meaningless, superficial competition television show known as American Idol. Along with egomanaical dickhead Simon Cowell, and alcoholic Paula Abdul, Randy exploits his engrained ebonics as much as possible while talking to dim-witted competitors on an artistically-meaningless musical television show.
==Trivia==
*He must have gotten shot or something, right?
*He didn't stop believing
*Just because he played in the band Journey, it doesn't make him any less black. Really. We swear!
*Does not own a dawg
*Plans to appear on his own spin-off show, African-American Idol
*Paula Abdul told USA Today that Randy Jackson actually died in 1994 and now actor Dustin Diamond ("Screech" of "Saved by the Bell" fame) now impersonates him on "American Idol" by wearing a large suit and using a voice changer while laughably attempting to use street lingo. 
*He is secretly a evil stalker
*Cousin of Samuel L. Jackson, MOTHERFUCKER!
Category:American Idol
Rape Me

Rape Me is a 1993 American rape pornographic film directed by Kurt Cobain, starring Dave Grohl, Courtney Love and Love's vagina. It serves as a sequel to Work the Line and a prequel to the latest James Bond. The film tells the story of the raping of Cobain by Love and specifically the rape of Cobain's penis by Love's vagina. In 2021, Cobain's daughter sued Love for her portrayal of herself in the film, and demanded that the film would be re-released, but this time without Cobain's penis in it.
As a result, a remake to Rape Me, directed by Grohl, is in pre-production as of 2021, and will star a completely different set of vagina and penis. The original film has won a Golden Globe for Best Supporting Roll for Love's vagina.
In addition, Uncyclopedia is about to get sued by China for the slandering of egg rolls in this article, which would result in the rewriting of this article later in 2021.
China was never sued for COVID, just like Bush was never sued for WTC and for breaking his daughter's Nirvana CD.
==Plot summary==
*Theme from Dr. No*
Courtney Love arrives to Kurt Cobain's place and rapes Kurt's penis with her vagina in 15 different positions. Meanwhile, nothing else happens.
Eventually, Love comes in Kurt's face.
===Director's Cut===
*Theme from Dr. Lecter*
Courtney Love arrives to Kurt Cobain's place, cuts off Kurt's penis, fries it and eats it with her mouth with 15 different Heinz souces. Meanwhile, Rammstein arrive and join the party.
Eventually, Love burps.
===Uncyclopedia's Cunt===
Same as the original, only this time with my cunt.
==Reception==
Rape Me is the first rape porn film ever included in Rolling Stoned's 500 Greatest Films To Wank To Before You Murder Your Wife list. As of 2021, it holds 4% at Rotten Tomatoes, an all-times record for a rape porn. According to RT, "Rape Me may not be the best film in the world, but it sure is and will always remain the best rape propaganda in world's history". Roller Eggert gave the film four thumbs up, writing that "No porn was ever so rapey and no rape was ever so porney like in Kurt Cobain's adventurous latest flick".
*Hit So Hard by Hole*
Category:American films
Category:Censored
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Things That Were Better in the 90s
Category:Nirvana
Category:Rape
Category:Pornography
Rapier

The rapier is a sword whose design is loosely based on an ancient torture device. In medieval times, it was most commonly used to punish convicted rapists as a humane alternative to spontaneous combustion. It was used in a manner according to what its name implies: to rape its opponent in the ear. In modern-day usage, many expandable versions can be found in women's purses.
==History==
In medieval times, the rapier was invented as a deterrent to the then-rampant crime of rape. Examples abound in extant literature of the time which would depict a husband coming home from a hard day's night of work, only to find that his wife was either "not in the mood" or was simply having the milkman over for coffee. This would send the unfortunate husband into an uncontrollable rage in which he would rape his wife, the milkman, the dog and every young maiden who happened to be living on the same street.
Much thought was given as to how then-currently elected officials could use this as an opportunity to regain favor among their constituents. The initial "tough on crime" response was to simply blow the bastards off the face of the earth. However, this response was met with protests in which liberals would rape each other, then light themselves on fire. Eventually, pressure from local hospitals forced the government to come up with a solution, and thus the rapier was born.
==Usage==
Today, the rapier is used as a self-defense weapon. Proper usage of a rapier, as described in the Official Guide to Kinky Sexual Weapons, can be broken down into three steps:
Step 1- Locate the ear of opponent
Step 2- Align the rapier such that the tip of the blade and the end of the handle would both be points H and Q upon an imaginary line extending tangentially from the opponents ear
Step 3- Rape the son of a bitch through the ear, causing a sense of deep personal violation and therefore scarring the victim for life.
Regulations prohibit any non-consensual usage of a rapier by males. Any offense is considered to be a capital crime. However, should a man decide to risk it all, he must keep in mind that there is one solid and impenetrable defense against a rapier. It is known as "consent." At no point must the wielder of a rapier allow for the opponent to give consent (unless the wielder is a woman, in which her lack of necessary equipment renders her legally invincible). If consent is given, the three steps no longer constitute "rape" and will therefore render the act ineffective.
==See also==
*Swords
*Penis sword
Category:Weapons
Category:Crime
Rapist van

The rapist van (or "creepmobile") is a windowless Ford Econoline, Chevrolet G-Series, Dodge Ram Van, GMC H-Series, or a Suzuki Cultus. It is a full-sized van rather than a minivan, because not even rapists and child molesters want to be seen driving a minivan. Even rapists can be cock blocked by a Toyota Sienna, Honda Odyssey, Plymouth Voyager, Dodge Caravan, Buick Terraza, or Ford Freestar. The full-sized van is the rapists vehicle of choice because it is the size of an ice cream truck and doesn't stand out at all. The windowless model is chosen because the rapist wants some privacy while they pow them in the kisser and also because they can charge for advertising.
=The Vans=
Rapists and child molesters can be profiled by the vans they drive. The more affluent drive newer models while the more poor obviously drive older model vans. The Windowless Cultus is the most common van used with 99% of all child molestations occurring in the back of one compared to 30% in a Ford Econoline, 5% in a Dodge Ram Van, and 1% in a GMC Van and Chevy Van (Although due to the similarity with the Chevy it is unclear whether the children may have been confused).
==The Usual==
The most common rapist van is the windowless Ford Econoline or Chevy G-Van due to the excellent level of privacy they provide and the ability to fit a mattress in the back which provides optimal comfort for the child. The desperate child molester or potential noob molester will spray paint Free Candy or Free Puppies on the side of their van as they have not had much luck catching their prey and have begun targeting the less evolved and stupid children of the urban ghettos and semi-affluent rural towns' playgrounds. The more talented or experienced rapists and child molesters do not spray paint anything on their vans because that just makes it that much easier to find them. 
When an pedo is on the prowl they usualy put effort into there work but in the picture repersented here (left) you can see that their work is subpar at best. (I personally as a creeepy guy on the internet think that you should blend into the backgrounds as well as possible.) The key is to make it so you aren't memberable in any way. Just be your neighborhood van guy that likes vans and constantly re-painting his van.
==Ultimate molester van==
The Ultimate Rapist Van is the old school bus van because kids are stupid and they won't question an over weight, half naked, sweaty guy panting like an asthmatic in L.A. sitting behind the wheel.
Don't forget to say that everyone is going to disney land because kids will obey you like you are the law if you do so.
==Ultimate molester van #2==
The most coveted van of the child molester and rapist is the Ice Cream Van. Kids practically shit their pants and run towards them when they hear the Ice Cream man coming and try and run away when they see the Ice Cream man cumming. These are used by the most sly and cunning child molesters/rapists though and rarely are seen.
category:vehicles category:cars The rapist vans were made around the same time as when the first man fashioned his hair into a mullet.
Category:Things That Are In My Garage
Rastadon

The Rastadon is a newly discovered species. Although people often confuse this long-extinct mammal with the more commonly known Mastodon, the Rastadon was more intelligent, had a more complex social structure, and showed many other attributes usually associated with humanity, such as their own religion, though the validity of the last mentioned characteristic is often debated.
=Physical Appearance=
Rastadons look strikingly similar to Mastodons, so it is no surprise that the former is often mistakenly referred to as the latter. However, there are some key differences that will enable anyone to immediately tell the difference between the two. The largest and most noticeable difference is a large, colorful growth rooted to the top of the Rastadon's head. This portion of the anatomy is referred to as the Rastos Hattorus. Also growing out of the head, just beneath the Rastos Hattorus, are many long, black, tendril-like growths, individually referred to as Rastos Lockus, though collectively, they are commonly known as rasto-locks.
=Behavior=
The Rastadon is among the first species who has evolved to the point where medicinal herbs have become part of their daily life, specifically used as a drug which they use to alleviate pain and discomfort, though they have also been seen using such practices for simple pleasure. Found near the Rastadon skeleton was a primitive tube-like structure which was likely used as a method of dessicating the herbs and then purifying the resulting odors, which the Rastadon uses in an ancient type of aromatherapy.
=Extinction?=
For a long time, the Rastadon was thought to have been completely extinct. However, there was recently discovered a single living member of this majestic, rare species. This Rastadon is currently under the protection and care of a private investigation firm, Blogosphere International, under whom the Rastadon is currently kept isolated to prevent unwanted sabotage. The company's website has not released any details on the Rastadon's current condition, and has not yet responded to questions, despite being repeatedly pestered via email. In response to the constant harassment, the company has filed a lawsuit on the author of this here article, whom would very much like your support by please donating to his paypal account. No? Worth a shot.
=Trivia=
*First discovered: February 3, 2007
*Discovered by: Dr. Sir R. Walrus, PhD of Archaeological Science; in conjunction with Tom F. Ba of Medicine.
*Discovered in: 50 miles N of Rastos, Nebraska.
*Number of complete skeletons found to date: 1 (As of 2007)
*Kingdom: Mammal
*Scientific name: Mamut Rastadonis
*Turn ons: Pistachio Ice Cream, Herbal Medicine, Large Hollow Plastic Figurines with pipes sticking out of them, Tacos
*Turn offs: Regular Cigarettes, Donuts, Uniforms, Sirens, Evil Corporations and companies.
Category: Mammals
Category:Elephants
Ray-Ban

Ray-Ban is a line of sunglasses that everyone should buy. Yes, you included. You really don't have too much of a choice anyways. Unless you're willing to deal with those bullshit gas station sunglasses which actually don't protect your eyes, you're stuck paying $99999999 per pair. That leaves us up to a profit margin of over 10392% (check my math pls). And if you break or lose them, you have to buy another one! (we might give you a 10% discount).
Ray-Ban is genuinely underpriced since 1937. At least we aren't owned by a multinational conglomerate which also owns Oakley, Foster Grant, Costa Del Mar, Oliver Peoples, or those other slightly good shades brands. Nope, totally not!
==History==
Ray-Ban was founded in 1937 to assist the Soviet Union in preparing for its invasion of Finland to help kick out the Nazi assholes attempting to remove glояiоцs коммциisм from the developing People's Republic of Suomi. Founded by Comrade Bay Ran, he quickly got corrupted by амеяiкаи capitalist pig ideologies and moved to the shitty state of Florida. He sold his Bay-Rans to Richard J. Overprice, who proceeded to corrupt all eye safety in the name of personal profit and against the great Soviet ideology of promoting the Socialist Alternative.
Overprice's philosophy proved to be successful. Ray-Ban quickly became the most expensive sunglasses brand on the market, but people still bought them in droves. Why? Because they were Overpriced Shades!
Bay-Rans became so overpriced that Italians had to come in and raise their prices even more! The Italians formed a new company, Luxottica, for the sole purpose of ripping everybody off. They furthermore bought out every single eyewear store and eye doctor in the US so that they could keep milking everybody for all of their hard-earned cold-hard cash! Today, Ray-Bans are the only sunglasses you can buy, with some cleverly disguised under licensed brands. But it doesn't matter; you're getting "genuinely overpriced sunglasses since 1937".
==Offerings==
Ray-Ban has numerous offerings to milk your wallet make you look stylish:
*Aviators, which have tear drops. You're more likely to infinitely cry your heart out when wearing them. Or look like the po-po.
*Wayfarers, whic make you look like a fucking idiot. HEY EVERYONE I LOOK LIKE IM TRANS
*Clubmasters, which really make you only master one club: Prison
*MEGA sunglasses, only worn by deep-state supporting liberals
*MEGA clubmasters, worn by liberals who want to eat your children
*MAGA sunglasses, which will Make America Gay Again
==New logo==
In 1999, after the Italians formed a new company to help manage Ray-Ban, Luxottica proposed a new logo for Ray-Ban. I think it looks pretty cool and pays a LOT of homage to the timeless brand!
Category:Luxottica
Category:Bastion of Corporate Evil
Ray Charles

Rachel is Jacob's wife in the Old Testament. Jacob had to wait for Rachel for seven years, but then he got her sister instead and had to wait for another seven years. You can hear all about it in my song "Hit the Road Jack".
The name Rachel may also refer to:
==Friends==
*Jennifer Aniston - the greatest Hollywood actress since Marilyn Monroe. Did a very classic work in some Ben Stiller and Jim Carrey movies. You can hear all about it in my songs "I Got A Woman" & "Don't Let The Sun Catch You Cryin'". She also played Rachel in a forgotten sitcom called The One with Rachel's Nipples. You can hear all about it in my song "The One with Rachel's Nipples".
==Rachel Maddow==
*I have no idea who she is. You can hear all about it in my song "You Don't Know Me".
==Some girl named Rachel that you love==
*Or any other name of a girl that you love, for that matter. You can hear all about it in my song "Georgia On My Mind".
=="A Song For You"==
*One of my songs. It's for people who can't relate to Georgia as a girl. You can hear all about it in my song "What'd I Say".
Category:American musicians
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:Puns
Ray Liotta

Ray Liotta (Born Raisin Liotta) was/is/will be a cybernetic android created by several large corporations in the year 2484 when a McHappy Meal® falls into a sub-atomic Neurowhatzit™ synthesizer. His primary function was/is/will be to make that GIF you send your friends when one of them says something so stupid it's hilarious.
==Career==
Soon after his creation, Ray was sent back to the 20th Century. He quickly decided that he needed to find himself in the most evil industry known to mankind – so he moved to Hollywood. While he possessed stunningly good looks, as an android he was not a very talented actor and found himself typecast as "a generic psycho". He became famous for actually dying in all his movies (even when the script didn't call for it), and being replaced by an identical android who would copy his memories. This was not always successful; after Operation Dumbo Drop nobody bothered to tell the new Ray about the pile of shit the old Ray was left in after being humorously trampled.
==Objectives==
In his autobiography, My Life as a Parahumanoid Cybernetic Creature, Ray Liotta explains that his base programming contains three objectives:
*To add up all numbers from one to infinity,
*To star in GoodFellas, and
*To obliterate all persons named Sarah Connor and, while he's at it, figure out why he's in the wrong film anyway.
Ray has, as of 2022, completed only one of these objectives, but is believed to be making good progress on the other two.
It is highly likely that Ray Liotta is/will be/was/could be the catalyst for the world's first temporal paradox, destroying all matter in the known Universe.
==Poppycock==
*Ray Liotta is widely regarded as the poor man's David Hasselhoff.
*Ray Liotta lost a beat-boxing contest to Barry White.
Category:American actors
Category:Beatboxers
Category:Cyborgs
Category:New Jersey
Category:Dead people