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Candace suicidal

== Note ==
Quick Reminder that do not fucking read this story, i litreally fucking made this back in like 2022 or smth, so i wouldnt recommend reading it or smth which is my first try making an trollpasta or smth.
If you really want to read at this, good luck reading that bullshit or smth.
== The Actual Story ==
So basically i was holding on my phone and i was checking some youtube and i got a notification on email, i check it and it was my friend called patrick who send a messanges. "Hey Larry. I Been Send your Mail Into a Dvd About A Lost Episode. If you want to watch it then play the dvd on your pc right now. -Patrick" This got me confused. i was pull out the mail and it was a phineas and ferb lost episodes called "Candace Suicidal" I was got nervious. i was put the dvd on my pc. The video stars with phineas and ferb theme song but the song changes into a demonic everybody screams. i was got nervous and i said "What the hell.. Is this suppost to be on the shows?". and the theme songs ends with phineas fac turn into a black eyes. no mouth. 1 ripped arms. ferb face is faceless. and moldy bloody arms. so its begins with candace talking to stacy on phone for candace going to date with jeremy. phineas and ferb just build unfinished stuff and candace saw that and candace says "CAN YOU BROTHERS SHUT UP I WAS SPEAKING STACY!!!" Phineas and ferb stop building and throw the unfinished into a trash and just sitting on the tree and being bored. no agent p. only normal... That was strange to me. after that. candace stop calling stacy and go to the mall with her bike. after that. candace meets jeremy and his friends in the mall. and candace ask jeremy to date. everyone notice that and laughing at candace so jeremy doesnt accept to the date.candace go home and crying on her bed to 1 minutes in her room. after 1 minutes. candaces goes to the gun store with her bike. candace buy a gun and go to her room. so candace is happy with some creepy eyes as fuck.i was shocking right now. and candace grab a gun and tearing in her creepy eyes. candace design to commit suicide for her last words "IM GONNA DO IT!!!!. I NEVER SEE EVERYONE AGAIN FOR GOOD. GOODBYE MOM.. GOODBYE DAD. GOODBYE THE WHOLE WORLD." Candace shoots her heads with blood stuff and dies on the ground with the busted (an phineas and ferb songs) starts it with very creepy and very slowed version. and credits scene starts with candace graveyard with flowers on it. candace parents are crying in the background. and ends the episode. i was litreally scared and shacking right now, its litreally night and i was go to bed tonight. but candace plush with cracked bloody heads.skeleton faces. one eyeballs. and her left arms holding a gun and even a bloody hands on it.The End...
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Category:Suicide
CandleCove In Nick?

Hello World!
These days I read about such a "Candle Cove", and I remembered from the photos that I had seen this drawing!
On a Tuesday night in 1989, I was watching Angela Anaconda, a cartoon that used pictures of real people to animate the characters, it was very bizarre.At Commercial Break A commercial went by saying "Now on Nick@Nite, Candle Cove".
I Had Never Seen This Drawing, I Started Watching It, And I Was More Scared Than Angela Anaconda, When I Ended The Episode, I went to the computer and typed "nick.com/candlecove" , and found nothing. Anyway, I've Never Seen This Drawing Again.
But These Days I Remembered Him, And I Searched About, And I saw that a lot of people saw him on channel 56, while I only saw him once on Nick, I went deeper and saw that someone else had also seen him on Nick, and I leave you with this print
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Candle Cove Curse

Every thing was normal until I watched Candle Cove. When I was looking in archives. I saw something that caught my eye. The master tape said "Candle Cove season 1 episode 1". I asked someone if I can have it. The dude said yes. I rushed home to see what it was. First I did a Google search on the show. I found out that it was a pirate show. Excited I put the tape in my old VHS player. The audio was poor, but the video was okay. It started with this girl having a dream.
 
The girl looked like she was seven. She was dreaming about she was on this place called candle cove. We found out that this girl is named Janice. Janice was with a dude named pirate Percy. They were on a pirate ship that I can't remember the name of. They were fighting this guy called the skin taker. The skin taker was scary as hell. He was made of bones and had human skin as a cape.
 
Janice destroyed the skin taker with a sword. The only thing left of the skin taker was his head. Janice and pirate Percy went off the ship thinking they killed the skin taker. It cuts back to the ship with the skin taker reforming. Then it says "to be continued.". The tape stopped there. I put the tape in my VHS shelf, then went the sleep. When I woke up at 6:35 A.M something strange happened. When I was watching TV the show went to static.
 
After a while every TV station on my cable box was static. Then I heard screams sounded like the people on the tape. When I went archive digging again, I saw 11 more episodes of candle cove. I gone with my senses and didn't pick them up. Then I swear I saw the skin taker from the tape in the archive. He said "I want your skin!" That scared me to death! I left the archive as soon as I saw that.
 
I went back home. When I was home I saw those 11 tapes sitting on my old table. There was a note on them. The note said "John you should burn these tapes! Someone is chasing me after them!" I figured it out now! Candle cove is a cursed TV show! When I went to the kitchen, I saw that dude from yesterday dead on the floor. With some of his skin ripped off.
 
I made a bonfire and put all 12 tapes of Candle Cove in it. I saw the skin taker in my yard burning to death. Finally, I was lifted from the curse. If you see anything Candle Cove related, don't watch it, or you will be cursed!
 
Two days later:
 
I have been going insane after I burned the tapes. I noticed more tapes on the old table. The tapes were Happy Appy episodes.
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Candy Cave

My friend Leon told me there is this place called Candy Cave where a friendly old man sold candy. I said "That kind of sounds fishy doesn't it?" Then Leon said "Are you a fucking noob old men always have good candy. Then I said "Well he probably has some candy for your ass." Then he said "They don't make ass candy you fucking shrub." I face palmed and said "You aren't going to go there are you?" He said "Hell ya he opens at 12 am that is what my friend on Xbox said." "If someone on Xbox told you this it is probably bullshit so fine lets go then you will be proven wrong." I said.
We left at 11:45 and headed towards the woods. "This is really fucking creepy." I said. "How so?" my dumbass friend said. "Because we are looking for a creepy old man that has a candy shop out in the middle of the fucking woods in the middle of the night." I said. "You are such a noob Chuck." Leon said. I ignored his little insult and continued on. We eventually got to the shop and then Leon walked in and he asked the old man how much the candy was. Then the old man spoke: "That would be about $3.50." "What the fuck I only have a dollar!" Leon said. Then the old man said: "That would be enough for a swim in the orange soda pool." "Cool I want to go swim in the orange soda." Leon said. I had a bad feeling so I ran in after him then the old man said: "You want to come in too?" Then he locked the door behind us. He made my friend go in first. Leon jumped into the pool and then said: "Oh my God the orange juice is burning my skin!!!" Then he turned to ash. The stuff that was in the pool was lava. The old man said: "You are next!" Then I kicked him in the nuts took his keys and unlocked the door and got out of there. It was 12:50 am by the time I got home I didn't know what to do or what to say I just sat in my room sobbing. Never go to Candy Cave.
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Candy Man

Have you ever heard of the candy man?
The candy man is a man made out of candy, though some people say he is a man trapped in candy.
Don't worry, the candy man means no harm.
Unless you make him mad.
In the night, the candy man sneaks into your house; watching you.
When you sleep he will find you and eat your most beloved candies.
You can almost hear him chewing on the candy.
Some people say if you had gum in sleep the candy man will rip off your mouth and take the gum away, leaving you to die... the total of his kills are 587. The candy man will keep this up until he picks you...
Though I am only a kid, I have seen the candy man. He killed my sister.
I will catch the candy man and I will kill the candy man...
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Canned Carrots

Listen up Bois. You can't trust elves. I know everyone thinks monkey balls are their favorite food but it's actually long and hard. No, I'm not talking about the baculum but the carrots. Canned carrots to be specific.
Anyways as the second coming of Jesus I celebrate my birthday as summer Christmas. Last summer Christmas I used the bathroom and out popped an elf as I pooped. It was covered in faeces and mugged me. That day I lost my canned carrots and everything changed.
Yep, that's why you shouldn't use the bathroom while smoking a fat can of carrots. Why you shouldn't GIVE an elf canned carrots is very different and spoopier. You see elf's have naturally white skin but they like to have orange skin. That's actually why for Willy Wonka and the Chomo Factory they hunted some elves for oompaloompa. So yeah, back on point elves have orange skin. To keep the skin orange they like to inject themselves with carrots. Any kind works but canned are softer and you can just cut a little hole in your skin, plop 'em in and be orange.
Never give elves the canned carrots though because you'll see how happy it makes them and you'll want some. That shits addictive man. Ruins lives, stay away kids.
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Cannibal Baby

Allison was happy to be giving birth.
She lay in the hospital bed, holding the hand of her husband, Rick.
"I'm so happy."
Suddenly, Allison started screaming. She convulsed, yanking her husband's arm around. He pulled it back in shock.
"Doctor?!"
The doctor was just as surprised.
"I have no idea what's happening."
A baby slid out in a waterfall of blood from Allison's vagina. Allison lay still, dead.
"A-Allison?!"
Rick sobbed, covering his face. The doctor looked at the monstrosity born from Allison's nasty, hairy cavern.
It looked at the doctor, eyes normal as ever. Then, it smiled, revealing sharp, cat-like teeth. The doctor let out a gasp and grabbed the nearby chair to bash the demon's skull in.
The demonic baby let out and inhumane screech, and despite its skull being bashed, lunged at the doctor and ripped a chunk out of his arm. Rick, hearing the commotion, grabbed a vase on the bedside table and smashed it over the demon's bashed in head. Glass sticking out everywhere, the thing finally fell dead.
"Doctor, what was that thing?"
The doctor cursed under his breath as her held his bleeding arm in a sheet.
"It was a demon baby. We've seen these before."
Rick gave a puzzled look.
"What's a... Demon baby?"
The doctor sighed at this man's blatant stupidity.
"A demonic baby. It grows in the womb and feeds off the organ's walls."
"How is a demon baby made?"
"The mother or father has to be a demon."
The doctor looked to Allison's corpse. She looked completely human.
"So that means..."
Rick smiled at the doctor. "Yes!"
The doctor turned into a demon and ripped Rick's fucking heart out, devouring it.
"That's right! I fucked your wife!"
End.
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Capitalism Minus

Capitalism Plus was a enhanced version of the game Capitalism that was released in 1996, but like a few months after the original. Now, when I was 14 in 1997 I wanted it but had no money, so I pirated it by unknown means. When I booted it up and played the tutorial, the tutorial guy had a voice 2 tones deeper, how did I know that if I never played the game before? DON'T QUESTION ME. His voice was also slightly distorted, I completed it and the title screen appeared and it said "Capitalism Minus" and the copyright thing said "©SATAN, 666" and the title screen having satanic symbols and pentagrams all over it, I just brushed it off as a glitch and started a new game, added some cities, and got into the game. I started a shop next to town square and got 2 sales places and 2 purchasing places and a advertising place, and attempted to link one of my purchasing places to a item on the docks and all I saw that I could buy and sell organs, skulls, and televisions. I thought it was just a glitch as well. I linked it to the television because I could make more money and the overall quality was better than the other items. I went to the other pier to link to see if there was anything worthwhile and if not I would do the human organs from the other pier, and saw a "Satanic Ritual Kit" at max overall quality which would be impossible this early in the game, but I started buying those so I could sell them. 5 hours later I have the whole map's economy cornered and I am essentially a kin, whenever the message "Satan has bought out your company", and I lost, the game then crashed and when I opened it up again it became un-satanic, but every time I do good in a game, I always lose and get the message "Satan has bought out your company", which isn't a way you can lose normally. On my 50th attempt, though, it changed to "Satan has banished you from playing this game for 2 years you addicted piece of trash", 2 years later the game re-opened and said "Satan has unbanished you from played this game, enjoy your day!" I became angry and went to hell to fight Satan and I won, then I traveled forward in time, and I am now the richest man on the planet.
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Captain Underpants Afterlife Theory

I'm pretty sure you'll heard of Captain Underpants, right? The series revolves around two fourth graders, George Beard and Harold Hutchins, living in Piqua, Ohio, and Captain Underpants, an aptly named superhero from one of the boys' homemade comic books, that accidentally becomes real when George and Harold hypnotize their megalomaniacal principal, Mr. Krupp. Now that we have the introductory settled, I'd like to start my theory:
Captain Underpants lives in the afterlife. The story mentions that he can quote-on-quote "fly". Angels, or souls after they died, can fly in the afterlife. Captain Underpants is an angel. Now here comes the story behind Mr. Krupp/Captain Underpants.
In reality, Mr. Krupp is, or was, a nice guy. He had a beautiful wife, and 3 kids; all a person could ever ask for, am I right? But suddenly, he turned from a nice, caring, loyal family man to a drinking, bachelorette that didn't care when his kids were in danger or were being bullied in school. One day when his wife was driving the kids, a drunk driving accidentally crashed into them, killing his wife and kids instantly, and crushing their skulls to death. Meanwhile, Mr. Krupp learns this happened, and suddenly falls into a depression he couldn't escape.
Later, he became a principal for a certain school. One day, one of the students – who was very low functioning autistic – accidentally was pushed into on-going traffic. Mr. Krupp, being the nice guy he is, ran to the kid's safety. But he was too late, as a speeding car crushed Mr. Krupp to death when he tried to push the kid out of the way. They both died on the spot.
Mr. Krupp however, woke up; he wasn't in the street anymore, but now a white, foggy heaven-like place. There he met God, our savour, and he gave Mr. Krupp wings – which in his eyes were superpowers. He was able to start a new life there, and so he did. He created an illusion, where he was once again a school principal but this time, Mr. Krupp started to hate kids for what they "did to him". That's why Mr. Krupp hates kids, he regrets helping that special needs kid and wished he had never done it.
He began to get a craving to torture kids, as if they were in Hell, and thought up George Beard and Harold Hutchins. He made them troublemakers, so it would be easy to bust them when he gets the chance. After this "new life", he turns back into an angel and flies away. One day, he gave himself a new name: "Captain Underpants", and started to live under 2 names for now. Then he created fictional villains to fight, like Professor PoopyPants, and so on so forth.
And that is the story of Mr. Krupp.
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Capybara story

I was 11 when this happened. One time When My dad took Me camping, His name Is Jake, We were wandering around , When we came across a digital camera, There was a Name on it? The name read Markiplier? MARKIPLIER?! what was he doing out here? but there was this weird trail of dark red liquid leading to a cave. We followed it and we found a giant capybara with sharp teeth, and there were glasses, and a pink moustache on the floor around it.................... Then we were exploring the cave when we found a body with an ID....... OH GOD! It was MatPat, It turns out he was exploring the cave to, looking for his friend Mark. We went in deeper and found dead deer, and also a guy dressed in a ..... what it looks like a white and blue mickey mouse suit lying on the ground motionlessly. We also found a body with a black suit, and his head was off the body, and when we looked at the head . it was white and had no face. We also found a ded husky with a disturbing smile......................... OH MY GOD THAT CAPYBARA KILLED SLENDERMAN, AND SMILE DOG. OH god this was truly disturbing. We decided to run out the cave, and we were chased by that giant capybara with bloody red eyes, and giant claws, and sharp teeth.
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Capzies

"Once upon a time, there was a man named Jimmy Earl Zies."
"HE LOVED THE CAPS LOCK SO MUCH THAT HE NICKNAMED HIMSELF 'CAPZIES'"
"EVEN WHEN HE TALKED, HE SHOUTED WHEN HE TALKED, BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE CAPS DOES!"
"EVERYONE HATED HIM! BECAUSE OF HIS YELLING CAUSED PEOPLE TO BE DEAF!"
"THEN, WHEN HE GOT HIS FIRST COMPUTER, HIS KEYBOARD WAS CUSTOM MADE, MAKING HIM TYPE IN CAPS!"
"THEN HE SIGNED UP ON CREEPYPASTA, TO START HIS FAME ON THE INTERNET WRITING CREEPYPASTA'S AND SHIT!"
"THEN ONE DAY, HE STUMBLED UPON THE CHAT ON THE SIGHT."
"HE SAID 'HI, MY NAME IS JIMMY ZIES, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME CAPZIES!"
"THEN SARAH SAID "CAPS"
"AND FATAL DISEASE POSTED HIS FAMOUS 'WOAH, CAPS' PICTURE!"
"THEN CAPZIES SAID "NO! MY KEYBOARD IS CUSTOMED THIS WAY"
"SARAH THEN SAID 'NO WAY, THERE CANNOT BE A KEYBOARD CUSTOMED TO HAVE ONLY CAPS'"
"CAPZIES THEN SAID "HELL YEAH, THAT SHIT CAN HAPPEN!' THEN HE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS KEYBOARD, SHOWING SARAH THE PICTURE.
"BUT THEN SARAH BANNED HIM FROM THE CHAT FOR ETERNITY, DUE BECAUSE OF THE MULTIPLE TIMES SHE SAID TO WATCH THE CAPS"
"THEN CAPZIES CONTINUED ON WITH HIS LIFE, ONLY LEAVING CREEPYPASTA"
The End
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Car 505

There once was a police department devoid of any form of heterosexuality. Every night they would listen to the same bands in the staion such as Queen, David Bowie, and Boy Georges solo albums, not to mention Tiny Tim. I mean sure some of those are good but lets get to the point. Our story begins one night when an odd police car would arrive in the park garage marked car 505. The sodomite policemen approched the car with great enthusiasm, hoping for a new man to enter the station. But to their dismay it was a female cop with upper lip encased in more hair then a wookie.
This cop was clearly a lesbian or a transsexual, it still baffled the gay cops and was seriously gross, I mean what fucking chick doesn't wax her upper lip none the less shave her legs I mean honestly you would think they would have some form of common cleanliness, and they get mad and call me a pig when I look at their tits? I mean what the fuck is their problem, anyway this bitch showed up and the gay guys were pissed.
So meanwhile at a run down warehouse on the outskirts of town, a bunch of filth mongering greeseballs from Mexico were setting up the drug deal of a life time. 5 pounds of pure uncut peyote to an underground evil empire that has long since controlled the natural state of the governent. The deal went down only to reveal that the leader of this gang was none other then the reanimated corpse of Jim Morrison and his secretary of drugs the reanimated Corpse of Billy Mays.
Suddenly though the cops storm the warehouse ready to break legs with the song "America, Fuck Yeah" playing in the background. Sadly though the cops had no idea Billy Mays had greased the floor with Mighty Puddy, trapping them all where they stand. All except Macho Man Randy Savage who had managed to hide up in the support beams of the warehouse.
Down from no where like a silent Batman he slapped on top of Billy Mays like a fat chick on an elevator. Billy Mays now reduced to nothing more then a pile of blood and bone the Macho Man wiped him up with Oxyclean saying "Time to clean up, OH YEAH." As now the frightned drug dealers backed away suddenly it went silent as from Orbit a space ship the size of Austrailia would blow up the entire planet and the sun.
Meanwhile in the ship Bert Reynolds turned around and gazed into the 4th dimension and said "The call is coming from inside the house." Then car 505 would rocket from the explosion of the earth smashing into the ship killing Bert Reynolds on impact with Joseph Stalin driving it. The End.
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