Revenge of the Killer Burger

Prologue:
It was the year 2000, and I was exploring an abandoned science lab in central Alberta,
In the center of the lab, there was a video tape made by a now-presumed dead scientist during the late 90's. I saw a now-dead camera with a VHS tape as I grabbed it and ran to view it.
10/31/1998 (Chapter 1):
A group of voluntary scientists were in chamber A1-24, as they were talking about experimenting on food to make them sentient lives. One of the scientists, Martin, a 40-year old who was off-camera, began saying, "This idea is too dangerous! What if they go berserk and eat everyone!!!"
The others began scolding him with the fact that none of what he said would happen. Scientists were studying ways on how to turn them into living forms. One scientist, Dustin who was 65 years-old, began explaining how they'll need specific chemicals and specific weather like thunder to bring it to life.
11/07/1998 (Chapter 2):
All the scientists except for the one recording the video, began testing out their experiments on a McDonald's Quarter Pounder. They used all the available objects in there. Ludwig, an 80-year old, began activating all the electrical devices and preyed that the experiment would be a success.
"Look, it's moving without anyone touching it," said Franklin, who was in his late 50's.
The burger began moving and acted normal similar to those stereotypical horror films. When suddenly, some slack-job began running here. He stated, "Oh hello there, everyone. Sorry for being late!!!" He began telling everyone that he's going to explain his plans here.
01/15/1999 (Chapter 3):
The slack-job revealed his name to be Albert D. Johnson. He was carrying some sort of green substance inside a beaker that he explained would improve the experiment. As he was walking, he tripped on something and the chemical dropped on top of the burger.
"Golly, I can't believe that an accident has occurred!!!" Albert stated.
He noticed the burger began changing from a normal sentient-food, into a mindless killer. The burger began searching for something that could create replicas of him. Everyone was enraged at Albert, even though he claimed it to be an accidental mishap. It was too late when the burger began duplicating itself into x64 his original form. Then Albert got attack by 8 of them and shortly died.
02/23/1999 (Chapter 4):
With one of the scientists dead, they were all worried that the murderous food would come back and kill the rest of them. Franklin began rambling about how all this should've never happened. Ludwig warned Franklin about a burger behind him, but it was too late as Franklin let out a sickening "aaaaaggggggghhhhhh ......" as he was bitten by the neck and bled out to death.
Ludwig began mourning the death of Franklin knowing that he taught him to be the guy he was today. Ludwig felt that he wasn't alone in the room as the same burger began to maul him and he began bleeding drastically. Ludwig was over as he choked on his own blood and his throat was damaged.
With the only two living, Dustin and Martin, you know, the guy who was recording all this, were talking to each other on ways they would survive without being caught.
03/19/1999 (Chapter 5 and Conclusion):
Martin and Dustin left the once-calm chamber that was A1-24 and escaped one of the three security areas, C3-21, They thought that they would survive another day here and escape the day after they hid. Dustin suddenly turned to see a burger with radioactive oozing out of it's mouth and it began eating him alive.
Martin, with the camera, noticed the demise of his colleague and how he would die next.
Martin grabbed radioactive and a lantern hoping that all of these abominable atrocities would go out with the laboratory, and he stated "I know how I have some time left, and I'd be dead!!! Please view this!!!" As it cut to static and Martin was mauled by one of the survivors, test subject A-113 (T.S. A-113) As it began mauling him alive.
Epilogue:
I was on the edge of my seat trying to contemplate what had happened during the video. The video was about 2 hours long. I didn't this until now, "The reason why this lab stayed abandoned was cause of this, the government was keeping a disgusting secret about why it closed!!!" Many rumors speculated why this lab lays dormant nowadays, but there was one that was confirmed by one of the members of the Government of Alberta.
"It was a lab dedicated for people who are thrilled on the idea of science. After this incident, we decided to close it down knowing how radiation can cause certain mutations and be fatal."
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