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Spongebob: Spongebob's Rampage!

Now, we all know Spongebob right? The square sponge that lives in a pineapple? Well, I was working at Nickelodeon Studios as a Janitor in 2006. While I was cleaning the computer room, I saw a disc near a worker's cubical. It said Spongebob's Rampage in normal yellow text. I assumed this was just a prototype title for another episode. I took it home to see what it was. 
When I put it in my DVD player, I saw the title "Spongebob's Rampage" (like the title said.) Then the title continued as normal. The episode starts with spongebob knocking on Squidward's door saying "Squidward? Are you home?" Nobody answered so Spongebob just entered uninvited. He found Squidward's diary when it said "dear diary, I've always had a crush on Sandy but I never talked to her because I was shy. I wish I had the courage to make the move but, I just can't..." Spongebob raised an eyebrow then got ANGRY. He said "I will get my revenge!" I was confused because Spongbob always liked Squidward no matter what. Then it cut to the time card which said "30 minutes later..." 
When Squidward got home, Spongebob ran to the door from inside Squidward's house (Because he was still there.) When Spongebob got to then door he told Squidward, "Do you like Sandy??" Squidward answered with a confused & sarcastic "No?" Spongebob then said, "ARE YOU SURE?" in a serious tone. Squidward then said, OH NO! DID YOU FIND MY DIARY?!" Spongebob said, "yes, now i will get my revenge soon! Then did his laugh but in a more demonic voice. Then another time card shows up that said,"2 Days Later..." 
After the time card, Spongebob said to Squidward, "Squidward! I have something cool!" Squidward was skeptical but agreed. When Squidward gets to Spongebob's house, Spongebob takes a knife, Stabs Squidward, Then eats his stomach. The DVD ejected. The I just took it back to the cubical, Then I put the DVD in the computer's DVD slot...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob: The Game (1989)

One day I in Walmart looking for a Spongebob DVD for my little sister Kai. It was 11:00 and pretty much pooped , but I need the DVD for my sister, sooner or later, I find the DVD. The case said "The Best Of Patrick!" on, I thought this was werid as crap that Nickelodeon would make a DVD about Patrick Star but didn't much of it at all. I also saw that the case had "Comes with a PS3 Copy of Spongebob:The Game". I was dumbfounded by the game part of the DVD , and it had PS3 game in it and pretty werid to me because theirs not any Spongebob games out right now in 2018 and for the PS3....what? Because we still have PS3 even know 2018, I bought the game to the checkout, but, when I put the game on the counter the clerk said this. "Sir...where did you get this DVD ?", "The kids DVD section". I said
"Sir, not know how you got your hands on that, I repeat, we don't sell that here". The clerk said, then I said "Then why do you have it if you don't sell it?" The clerk claimed that she still didn't now how it ever got in but she let me have the game anyways. Then I when home and
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob: The Last Episode

Hi, I'm Jason. I'm a normal dude and everything in my life, was going well, and as you can see, I typed "was".
Because my life changed after 1 Spongebob. It was 1 AM, I was sick and I felt like watching some Songebob, so I switched on Netflix and went to Spongebob.
I noticed that there was 1 new episode, it was called, "The Last Episode." I was curious to see what it was about, but I noticed that the bio said "Last_3p1sod3.AVI". I was confused and I should of left, but curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up clicking on it.
The first thing I realized was that the intro started with the pirate saying something in Japanese. He said the following,
"人は皆死ぬ (All people die)",
I had no idea what he said, but I just assumed it was a glitch. After that, the title card appeared and it glitched. The episode started with Spongebob sitting by a fire, but he was only shown from behind.
"It's over, I'm done with it." He whispered, he sounded like he had a very sore throat. "Season 3 should of been the end, but no.". The screen glitched and it showed.....Stephen Hillenburg tied to a chair, with a hockey mask on his face.
A shaved dog with a de-formed body, walked in. It was covered in glue and it was painted a weird blue and green color, the dog looked at the camera. I then realized something...it was a live stream. I didn't understand how that could of happened, but it was streaming.
The dog then bit off Stephen's leg and devoured it in 3 bites. It then flipped the chair back and mauled him to death, I vomited in my mouth, I had no choice but to swallow. The show went back to Spongebob and he had an evil smile on his face.
He took Sandy, Patrick and Squidward to his house and killed them by drinking poison, except for Patrick but it wasn't for long. He tore out Patrick's intestines and ate them, he then stabbed him in the throat and pulled off all of his limbs. He then looked at the camera and smiled, his face was....extremely strange looking.
He had black eyes, and red pupils. He then climbed out the camera and the episode ended.
I just sat there, in shock, wondering what the hell I just witnessed.
After a while, I heard a demonic laughter and saw someone dressed as spongebob. He stabbed me and I died instantly.
Do not watch Spongebob ever again, or else something horrible will happen to you.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Category:Pointless Violence
Spongebob: Wormy-Ymrow

I was a fan of Spongebob Squarepants ever since I was 2 years old, One of my feared episodes as a little kid was "Wormy" from Season 2; the episode was alright for the most part but the horsefly and the butterfly scared me so badly, I had a huge fear of monarchs and horseflies..I'm not kidding. One day, I was at a Goodwill and looked at the VHS tapes when I found one named "Spongebuddies" I investigated the tape itself before I purchased it; It was spongebob and patrick being chased by the bubble butterfly with the normal spongebob logo and the subtitle. No, Patrick and spongebob didn't have weird empty eyes and explode in blood, it was just the normal VHS cover. I looked at the back and noticed something off. At the episodes, the episode "Wormy" had a different picture. It was the horsefly closeup but it was deep shade of red and the background was a swampy blurry green. The price was 30$ and I purchased it (my wallet was crying by that point, but thank god I didn't bought a 100$ cookbook..thank fucking god..)
When I got home, I unwrapped the plastic bag and took off the slip cover off the tape, I inserted the tape inside and pressed rewind. When it finished, I pressed play and watched it. The episode was like normal, but there was no sound or audio. As I got through watching, I notice patrick's face was a little messy from the artists; Suddenly, when the horsefly closeup came on, it stuck on there for 3 straight minuets with deffening loud buzzing while I heard Spongebob In the background screaming so loud, the speakers literally cut off and died. The next scene was a jumpcut into the burning building where after the bus went into the town; after sandy got out of the bus though, no one came in and instead, the butterfly flew into Sandy's face. Loud Buzzing ensues and then suddenly, the episode ended without anything else (thank fucking god..) After the tape finished, It stopped and the tape started to crumble into dust which was surprising.
The next day, I recieved a call from my boss at a locial Burger King who said that my information was hacked by a random number. I hang up and called the phone number displayed on my laptop, when suddenly, I heard the same buzzing from the episode and a whisper from spongebob who said "YOU SHOULD'VE NOT TOUCHED THE TAPE!" I dropped the phone and noticed a horsefly squeeze out of the phone and fly out of the window, I closed the window in a frantic mess and lock everything, I lock the doors, windows, laptop, sink, even locking up everything else exept for the living room. I contacted Mr. Lawrence, Tom Kenny I tried everyone but no one answered! "What The Fuck!" I screamed. I tried to email Stephen Hillenberg who simply wrote "That was a prototype and not...the actuall episode"
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Spongebob: stolen secrets

We all know spongebob that's a fact now check this out.
One day at the Krusty krab a man comes 
And says squidward was hint by spongebobs new car.
Spongebob new he should have not drone a car so we sent out for revenge.
We went to squids house found his diary in it he found out that the old squid dones have a thing for sandy.
Spongebob wanted sandy all to himself we set out for vengeance.
That night at the hospital we grabbed a knife and stabbed squidward 10 times.
The next day it turned that he survived and fled the hospital spongebob try's to get Patrick in to chance him but star said no
He then try's to kill star.
That's night the sponge fled the city waiting for revenge
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:YT Readings
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob - Lies (Funny Edition)

I was an real "B I G", you know, a B I G, and B I G G E S T fan of Dickelodeon. I really loved SpongeBob so much as a kid. In fact, I was actually crying nonstop when I found out Stephen Spielberg passed away. He was my child. So, in horny of him, I bought every SpongeBob DVP that was available. A couple days later while I was out for a walk, I found a guy who was selling a lost SpongeBob episode DVP. I told him, "How much is it?" He said it's for 69$. So, I bought it and turned on my DVP player.
I was curious about the DVP, so I popped it in very hardly. The first thing I saw was a fish staring at you that was shit-colored and had a nickelodeon logo on his neck. "What the hella fuckawuck happened to the fish logo?!" I thought to myself.
Well, I didn't really care about it, so I kept watching. The menu screen was just a stretched out .jpeg of SpongeBob with a title called "IMGOINGTOEATYOU.mp4". I clicked on it.
The first thing I saw was the intro, it was fine. Nothing was wrong until it went to the title card. The background was PINK. The title of the episode was called "Lies" and there was a shitagram with it. During the title card, Animal Crossing music mixed with the PornHub intro music was playing in the background.
The first thing that showed up was SpongeBob eating some shells next to his pet Gary, it looked like a normal episode so far. "Well Shitry, I am heading to work! See ya back, Shitry, I hope you burn in fucking hell, asshole!" After SpongeBob left the house and off to work, he saw a fish, and it zoomed in on its detailed face. SpongeBob got some pills out of his pocket and ate them, and that's when he's gonna get fucked.
There was cum coming out of his mouth, his asshole was getting fucked, and his skin was exploding with shit all around him. I was really confused at this point. SpongeBob screamed and ran as fast as he could to the Krusty Krab. When he walked in, there were people who were waiting in line for krabby patties. Then I heard Mr. Krabs yell out, "SPONGEBOB!" The only thing off was that it wasn't the original voice actor. It sounded more like fucking Tom Hanks.
SpongeBob would hear a word everyone says. He destroyed the bikini bottom with just one punch, and said "ME MONEEEEEEEEEEE-" before cutting off, and the outro? Well... It said, "BRO WHAT THE HELL BOI" and after the episode ended, I got a notification that SpongeBob was coming, when I clicked on it, it had a video of that annoying ass Talking Tom. He said "bro what the hell boi" and the video was low quality.
But for the voice actor... It turns out IT WAS ACTUALLY AN OBSCURE ACTOR FROM THE 1920S! He popped out of my TV screen and then ate the TV and I said, "BRO WHAT THE HELL BOI". before telling me to never tell anyone about this experience.
and then I died. the end.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Memes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Spongebob - Spongeboy Ahoy Pilot (Alternate Pilot)

Spongebob Squarepants was the 1999 TV show that made nickelodeon a money maker, the beginning for spongebob was anything but; Spongebob was originally named "Spongeboy Ahoy!" however, nickelodeon didn't use it since it was copywrited..by a mop..odd, right? However, In 2003, A Bootleg copy of the original pilot was made by a unknown animator (who was revealed to be "Clint Bond" the person behind Atlantis Squarepantis)
The episode began with the french narrator who said: "Ah, Deep in ze blue sea, we explore our lovely creature under ze sea, Spongeboy Ahoy, Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple" the camera went to Spongeboy's house as spongeboy wakes up by a loud horn. Spongeboy woke up, got up and casually got himself ready, Spongeboy sighed and said "Ah, what a beautiful day!" it jumpcuts to Spongeboy in a hill, looking at the Krusty Krab. Spongeboy did his speech, but when patrick tries to hype spongeboy up, spongeboy snaps and screams at patrick, saying "I. CAN'T. DO. IT! YOU PINK BLOBIOUS BUBBLEGUM!" it cuts to a real episode of patrick crying, from the episode "Opposit Day" when spongeboy got into the krusty krab, spongeboy asks mr. Krabs if he can have a job, the episode goes well, when a patty smacks into mr. Krabs's face, causing mr. Krabs to snap, he shouted: "SPONGEBOY! YOUR OUT OF HERE!" in a comedic way, and disturbingly well, he kicked spongeboy into a puddle of mud, spongeboy sobbed and then it slowly fade out and played the credits.
After the episode, Nickelodeon wrote Clint Bond for making a copywrited episode based on a mop; To this day, nickelodeon denied making a pilot episode for Spongeboy Ahoy, the only pilot episode they made was the original episode S1 – E1 – "Help Wanted" the episode when spongebob completes the spatula task and cooks a thousand of anchovies, the exact same format as Spongeboy's pilot.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob Am Jesus

Me got Spongbob DVD from Walmut. De episoed started as useial no blod or cripi imagri, but when da titelcard shode up, text saing Spongbob am Jesus. The episode started with Spongbob outsid jelly fishing with hiz frend Patrik rite next too Skidwerds hoose. Skwidward had enof of Spongbob and Patriks stoopidnis so he yelld at dem. Spongbob no liked dat. Da next dai Spongbob went to da kronky krap making krappy pappies until Skidward was beeing meen to Spongbob for kooking the pappies too slow. Spongbob haz had enof of Skwidward of beeing a booly so he standz up to Sqwidward and he pooled ouoot a chansaw and kut off Skwidwards hed off with blod splatiring evriwere. Spongbob waz lafing az blod started splatig on Spongbobz fase az Almost Dead from Shadow the Hedgehog startz plaing as Spongbob kikz don Mr. Kraks dor and sayz "goo bi idit" as Spongbob ripz off Mr. Kraks iz and rmz. After de spoopi def da episoed kut to statik fur abot 5 Minetz and Almost Dead from Shadow the Hedgehog got diztortid. Aftr de statik da moosik goez bak to normil. Spongbob waked to Santy'z tri hoose and floodid da hoose with de wooter and drownid Santy. After 3 viktimz wir kilid, Spongbob wakid to patrikz hom. Patrik waz sleep, en den Spongbob pooled out a AK-47 and bloo up Patrik and Spongbob yelled "AMERICA". Spongbob waked to ze Chomp Can and stomp on plonton and said "Me am Jesus" and woldn't stop said "Me am Jesus" "Me am Jesus" "Me am Jesus" "Me am Jesus" "Me am Jesus". Suddenly ze oshien expoloded the screen went blak and demonic voise said "Me am Jesus" den Spongbob jompscard mi den it kut to kreditz den whil de krediz were plaing ther was onli adio of Spongbob saing Me is Jesus. Aftr waching dis, mi am terrifid and wil no wach Spongbob evir agin aftr waching dis madnis and now mi can onli hear a demonik Spongbob saying "ME AM JESUS" aftr 1 wik of dis pain Spongbob kom otsid of mi TV and kil mi in me slep. -end-
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Im died
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Spongebob Bootleg Episode: Aftermath

Hi, I'm the teenager who send that Bootleg Tape of Spongebob to the police. You might be thinking why did I send the tape to the police?
Well, because 2 of them died from suicide while the 3rd teen who died in a dust bin which he was reported missing after the tape was sent a year later . We found it in a trash can and no we not in a mental institution, we were searching for VHS Tapes to watch at home because we couldn't find any Spongebob VHS Tapes at any stores until we found one in the trash can.
When we were watching the tape, it was full of random colors and loud beeping noises. We even saw the one frame image which was horrible because the image was Spongebob having bloodshot eyes with no mouth and background was little darker. 
We were shocked when we watched the episode and we reported it to the police. The 2 teens committed suicide after that, the 3rd teen went missing but was murdered in a dust bin a year later, the 4th teen refused to talk about the tape again and me (the 5th one) who send the tape to the police.
After around a decade and few years later I now a father of 2 kids and have a wife when I became in my 30's. The 4th teen died from a car crash 4 years earlier. I was on google searching to get some information about the incident and I found some numbers that decoded which said "It's his turn now he shall die!". I researched more to find out the killer was a depressed worker at Nick HQ who was fired from making really dark episodes from other nick shows back then.
I then clicked on a video which contained footage of the 3rd teen's death. I was shocked and a few hours later the fired worker got executed for being served in prison for 5 years from the murder of the 3rd teen.
The tape itself was destroyed from a strange man with a sledge hammer and he got away with it without being caught. So everyone thank you for reading this and the prequel which was Spongebob Bootleg Episode hope you enjoy and Goodbye!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob Death Theory

This theory is a possible explanation for what many fans perceive as a negative change in SpongeBob's personality from the fourth season onwards. He is initially an intelligent and capable character who is rather naive, but he becomes increasingly stupid as the show progresses. This theory suggests that the old SpongeBob died during the 2004 film's famous death scene. Since sponges can asexually reproduce babies that are like clones, it is quite possible that SpongeBob was replaced by a baby of his, which is why SpongeBob's personality changes and why he never seems to age. It also explains why he is increasingly stupid: he is a child. But this was later to be disproved by Stephen Hillenburg who stated that season 4- present are all prequel episodes to the first 3 seasons and the first movie the 2nd movie is also a prequel. This explains why there are no mentions of SpongeBob ever being manager or what happened after the first film.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:THERY
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob Drug Theory

This theory states that five of the characters are each addicted to a different drug. There are several versions of this theory, popularized after a parody called "SpongeBong HempPants" was created.
# SpongeBob: Shrooms. SpongeBob has a wild imagination, similar to the mindset of someone tripping on shrooms. He can go from extreme happiness (good trip) to complete despair and fear (bad trip). He is also usually very happy as shrooms create euphoria.
# Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff: Medical cocaine. According to the this site, cocaine users can be irritable and paranoid. Mr. Krabs is very irritable when it comes to his riches and also paranoid about his formula being stolen. Mrs. Puff is irritable when she has to deal with SpongeBob and has almost PTSD-like bursts of paranoia about crashing a boat. Both of them are also very intense.
# Squidward: Medical heroin. According to the same site linked above, heroin abusers have many behavioral tendencies matching Squidward's traits. These include lying and other deceptive behaviors, bad performance in jobs, and avoided eye contact. Also, he is constantly moody and upset.
# Patrick: Medical marijuana. Patrick is usually laid-back, relaxed, and has a relatively positive outlook on life. He also eats a lot, as medical marijuana users experience a phenomenon known as "the munchies" after smoking it.
This theory also states that Sandy is against the others. As most viewers know, Sandy can get very annoyed when SpongeBob and Patrick visit her...because they are hyped up on drugs.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:SpongeBob
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:THERY
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob Episode ???

Me and my brothers where watching Spongebob on a Friday night at about 11:00 and the episode had just started when we turned on the TV the theme song sounded weird and in the beginning of the song when the pirate guy shows up his eyes where dripping blood and he was screaming and crying he was screaming for 10 seconds after his eyes fell out and then the screen went black that my brothers got scared the screen was black for about 3 seconds then the TV started sparking and then the episode started with Spongebob in his bed he looked really scared and then it zoomed in to under the bed their where 2 glowing red eyes under the bed with a puddle of blood under the bed after then it zoomed out and we saw that their was a knife in his head then there was tapping on Spongebobs window then the power went out me and my brothers where all scared then we heard some glass breaking then after 40 seconds the power came back and the TV was broken on the ground then me and my brothers went upstairs but the door would not ope
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:One sentence
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta