Teenage Victory Song

:For the Weezer songblog of the same name, see Teenage Victory Songs.
"Teenage Victory Song" is a song recorded during the sessions for eponymous Green Album. It was released as a B-side on retail singles for "Hash Pipe" and "Island in the Sun."
===Appearances===
*Hash Pipe (UK retail 7" single) (green vinyl)
*Island in the Sun (Japan retail CD single)
*Alone VII: The Green Years (2020)
==Overview==
"Teenage Victory Song" was demoed by Rivers Cuomo and as a band at Cuomo's garage studio in Los Angeles in 2000.Weezer Recording History - Page 12 The song is known to have been attempted twice at Cello Studios during recording of The Green Album.Weezer Recording History - Page 13 "Teenage Victory Song" was released as a B-side to the UK "Hash Pipe" retail vinyl single, and the Japanese "Island in the Sun" CD single. Some fans missed an opportunity to contribute vocals during the mixing of this track at South Beach Studios:
"Teenage Victory Song" was among fourteen unmastered Green Album tracks leaked online in early 2001. A demo of "Teenage Victory Song" was released as part of the compilation Alone VII: The Green Years in 2020.
==Personnel==
*Rivers Cuomo – lead guitar, lead vocals
*Patrick Wilson – percussion
*Brian Bell – rhythm guitar, backing vocals
*Mikey Welsh – bass guitar
*Ric Ocasek - producer
==Lyrics==
<tabber>
|-|B-side=
I'm gonna bury you
I'm gonna bury you
I don't care what you do
As long as I approve
'Cause you don't know the way I feel
Spinning here inside this wheel
I've been waiting for so long
To sing my teenage victory song
Whoa, Lord, I'm comin' home
I'm gonna play all night
I'm gonna beat you right
And mash you in the nads
And kick you outta sight
'Cause you don't know the way I feel
Spinning here inside this wheel
I've been waiting for so long
To sing my teenage victory song
Whoa, Lord, I'm comin' home
C'mon, everybody, sing along
Let's make them feel dumb
'Cause they were wrong
We'll dance and sing the night away
Say you'll stay
'Cause you don't know the way I feel
Spinning here inside this wheel
I've been waiting for so long
To sing my teenage victory song
Whoa, Lord, I'm comin' home
C'mon, everybody, sing along
Let's make them feel dumb
'Cause they were wrong
We'll dance and sing the night away
Say you'll stay
I'm gonna play all night
I'm gonna beat you right
And mash you in the nads
And kick you outta sight
'Cause you don't know the way I feel
|-|Demo=
I'm gonna bury you
I'm gonna bury you
I don't care what you do
As long as I approve
'Cause you don't know the way I feel
Sitting here inside this wheel
I've been waiting for so long
To sing this teenage victory song
Whoa, Lord, I'm comin' home
I'm gonna play all night
I'm gonna beat you right
And ??? ass
And stare at you tonight
'Cause you don't know the way I feel
Spinning here inside this wheel
I've been waiting for so long
To sing this teenage victory song
Oh, Lord, I'm comin' home
'Cause you don't know the way I feel
Spinning here inside this wheel
I've been waiting for so long
To sing this teenage victory song
Give me something cool to do
I just want to be with you
Late into the starry night
[...]Give a fuck
Oh, Lord, I'm comin' home
</tabber>
==Known recordings==
==See also==
*List of Weezer songs
*List of Rivers Cuomo songs
==References==
Category:Weezer songsCategory:Rivers Cuomo songs
Category:B-sides
Category:Songs on Alone VII: The Green Years