Star vs the forces of love

I was looking for Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and luckily I found it! There was one playing right now, and I started with the NORMAL intro, but something didn't seem right. This shocked me because I knew it was a kid's show. I was too much of a laziass to have any luck, so I just checked the entire house. I got back and it auto played without me doing anything. It started with Marco humming to some nahos, Idk. Then this man with a love arrow said, "Hmm, he's perfect for trolls." I was like, huh? Then the man with the bleeding, bloody, real, bloodshot eyes that were bleeding with blood and pain, said, "Okay, time to make all the girls love you." Marco said hold up like in the hold up memes, and he snapped his fingers. Marcxco said, "Lol you are a noob. You are not magic. You are just a stupid, wizrad loser." He said we would see. This was weird, but I did not care. So di marco, who just made more nachos, then went to sleep, as Marco was thinking of the man with his bleeding, bloody, real bloodshot eyes that were bleeding with blood, making all the girls love him, and Marco hoped that it was just a glitch. Marco made a big mistake not beveling the man with bleeding, bloody, real bloodshot eyes. The sight of someone bleeding with blood was scary and spooky to me: (((. Thank God it was just a glitch. He was wrong when he went to school. It is really just six crumpled hours of our lives. Then when he got out of the bus, ALL THE FEMALES said, "WE LOVE UZZZ MARCOOOO." He thought it was just a glitch. Then he saw THE MAN. The man with the bleeding, real, bloodshot eyes that were bleeding with blood. KILL SOMEONE OR SOME SHIT. star just grabbed his arm, so did Jackie L. Say huh this week? Then the esplica and the fire guy and the cheerleader and all the girls and the school MARCO, marry me. Maroc looked scared. What a spooky thing happened. They all kissed him. He freaked out. This was because he was shcoked . But I found out that he was just a scrambled man that needed help from bimbos. He said, "Please please hellpp" as he ran, a scared man running away from women. As this made me sad, because this was Marco's worst hour, as he did not want to date the bimbo, which was creepy and spooky. Also, some died while star jumping in Marcos' way, in a hyperealist way. The man with the bleeding, bloody, real, bloodshot eyes that were bleeding with blood said, "This is no glitch, this is your real life night mare, and he killed another guy in so real a way." Then something disturbing happened. There was a pregnant woman and he was laughing and she was crying. Then he raped her. This made me sick to my stomach. "Fuck you!" marco said to the man with the bleeding bloody realstic blood shot eyes that were bleeding with blood, "Siad Fgirls!" and "Marco said to the man with the bleeding bloody realstic blood shot eyes that were bleeding with blood, "I hate you!" all the girls were kissing and hugging him. I felt bad for him. He said out loud to help person watch and hoped it was just a glitch. I found this spooky and scary, but it made me sad and bad for him. He is not gay, so Tom is also there.
H.Then the most scary thing happened. They all became British. The siad oi mae lou mate got the tea. Would yo? I find British people scary. I was scared to find out that Marco was British. THEN IT SAID "HELP OUT BRITISH MARCOS" Yes or No, which I chose.of these bloody women love me. M8. That is why I need your help. I hklped and I ended the curse. Then Marco said, "Great lad, for helping me." He smiled, then it ended. This was spooky as in the end, when I heard the British athem, it was Marco Star doing British kissing, which I hate, but at least it was not French kissing. I called 911, and they were bloody-socked and had the stars vs. the forces of evil character aressrted. Oh yeah, I died because of bleeding, bloody, real bloodshot eyes that were bleeding with blood. am now a ghost. Do not watch this or you will see the man with bleeding bloody realstic blood shot eyes that are bleeding with blood. These are the eyes that make the girls love him, and this makes the girls love Marco. It may also kill you. This is not a trollpasta, so before any of you fuckers say it, this was inspired by HoodoHoodlumsRevenge. So yeah, you fuckers can not do anything because I got killed by the man with the bleeding bloody real bloodshot eyes that were bleeding goobye.
Hello, I am the author's friend and I call to say he was killed by a man with bleeding, real bloodshot eyes. Oh shit, I just watched the man with the bleeding bloody realstic blood shot eyes that were going to kill me. Great. I died. The man with the bleeding bloody realstic blood shot eyes that were bleeding killed. Why do you watch this if you ever find it?
With bleeding bloody realstic bloodshot eyes that were bleeding from the creepy British ending, we are now ghosts. Oh great, with bleeding bloody realstic bloodshot eyes that were bleeding from the creepy British ending, this is now a fate worse than death. Wait a minute, I forgot. He said, "Your FUCKING BE NEXT BITCH AS FUCKING ASS WIMP BITVH SHIT WIMPS." This was very spooky and he killed 5 more people in hyperrealistic ways. OH NO! This is an edit. Someone got killed by the man with the bleeding bloody real bloodshot eyes. Sorry for your loss, but I did warn you....
This is for any of you fuckers who think this is a trollpasta. This was inspired by HoodoHoodlumsRevenge (WATCH HHIS VIDS) Beuaie, enjoy the moment or the man with the bleeding, bloody, real bloodshot eyes that will kill you in so real a way that it just might be a glitch. Also, HoodoHoodlumsRevenge, if you're reading this, PLEASE BE CAREFUL OF THE MAN WITH THE BLEEDING BLOODY REAL SHOCKED EYES THAT WERE BORN AS HE MAY KILL YOU. I WISH YOU SAFELY. Oh wait, it's too evil for a demoinc to open. Sorry.
The death count of people reading this has died so far (13 people). I was not allowed to go because I am a ghost and I did warn them, so they did. Because, fun fact, I was done with that man because he was a Chad, not because he was a man.the end!
== The End! ==
When I called 911 and they arrived, they laughed at me, then they made out with me, and I died from a heart attack. I am a Christian, and I say Satan gave me a heart attack, as I am a Christian. and I burned the TV, so I got rid of any evidence.
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