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Mario Party 666: Wario's Revenge

It was a normal day, i was going to my girlfriend's how se and she was cheating on me with my friend kevoin, he sai it was beacuse i accidentally killed his dog called presley, then i nearly kill him, leaving him in the streets.
I got very really sad and went to my house, but i triped on Mario Party cartirdge, i liked mario party so i went into my house to play it: but i realized the name was Mario Party 666, i thought it was a glitch so i went to the title screen and selected luigi, there was only one board called hell, i got scared but i put on start on the game and i appeared on a board, but the sky was blood red and the lava had skeletons on them and i spawned with WARIO, yoshi and peach i was scared, i didnt even play my turn but it happened anywyas, i got into a mini game with katanas, i killed everyone but wario, then the game crashed i was tired and i went to sleep, BIG MISTAKE
==Day 2==
I woke up but the wall had a message writen with blood saying: play the game 50 times i went downstairs and the nintendo was on but peach and yoshi were dead and wario was gone
I completed my turn and i got into a game called: ??? it was a platforming level and it had the sonic drowning theme, i saw a message saying "RUN!" so i ran as fast as i could but the sound kept getting louder and i saw wario with sonic.exe eyes and a jeff the killed smile, he grabbed my character and smashed his head into the ground, then he cut luigi's ribs open but it wasnt like mario party, it was very realistic like if someone was murdered and they recorded it, the game shut down but i turned it back on and the tile screen changed to Mario Party 666: No Escape and luigi, i was being tortured, being puppeted by a puppet master, peach and yoshi weren't selectable so i chosed mario, i was then sent to hell with wario and dk and it was called presley, but there were the mutilated bodies of the other characters bowser and many toads but also i saw my dead girlfriend's corpse rotting in the lava, i was crying: "WHY? why would osmoneone turture me like this?" i was going insane and i was pulling my hair out of my head, but this time it skipped right to the minigame, called Wario's Revenge
In it, wario took a knife and stabbed donkey kong 10 times before he collapsed into the ground, then he stabbed mario and said "Bye bye, have a rotten day" then i woke up but i was in a firey place and stuck inside a jail and i saw wario coming in with a chansaw so i grabbed a hammer and smashing his head with it then he appeared behind me and i did a haduken and he burned to death but then he said remember me and he took out his mask and it was kevin.
Then i woke up and i was being arrested by the police for killing my girlfriend and while in jail i saw wario's face and he said "Wahahaha, he who was a fool to fall for my plans will meet his doom now it's time fo YOU to die!"
Then i booted up the game one last time and the game was called Mario Party 666: Wario's Revenge
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Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Jornel
Mario Party 9

I just love the wii. I play it every chance I get. So, I heard that Mario Party 9 was coming out. I literally danced with joy. Of course, I went to Game Stop the first day in was it stores. Sold out. So, I couldn't take any time NOT playing it. I looked around every store until I gave up and took a walk in the woods. I found a scratched up black disk with words seemingly etched with blood, Mario Party 9. The disk was creepy, but I just had to play the game. I took it home and popped it into the Wii. The Nintendo logo appeared in front of a pit ot flames. I thought it was just a cool new logo. Anyways, I got to the main menu. Suddenly the wii screen turned black. In less than a second, the screen shown an almost perfect animation of me walking through the forest. Suddenly, a bunch of eyeballs appeared and I heard a very deep laugh. The eyes surrounded the anamation of me, and closed in so close you couldn't see my anamation. At this point, my stiff on my couch paralyzed in fear. A few minutes later, the eyeballs backed away from my anamation, and I was horrified to see that my anamation was a skeloten. In front of a pit of flames, the words GAME OVER were etched in blood on the screen. I got a hammer and smashed my Wii to bite sized pieces, and then burned it. I never played any Mario Party game again. I must be crazy though, to still like Mario games.
MORAL OF STORY- Don't pick stuff up off the ground.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Wall of Text
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Mario Pissing

The video "Mario pissing" is an actually artistic masterpiece. The scene opens with the famous Nintendo mascot, Mario Jumpman Mario, showing us that even the most upbeat and child-friendly characters are indeed no different than the average man, as he indiscreetly relieves his bladder in a bottomless hole, commonly seen in the Mushroom Kingdom. While relieving himself, a goomba, a notorious villain within the Mario Universe, approaches Mario, with suicidal intent. The goomba is implied to have been heading to this bottomless pit to jump in, in order to kill himself and end his miserable life, seeing Mario, slayer of goombas, the goomba begins to beg for Mario to end his life, preferably by crushing his skull via force applied by Mario's foot against his head. Mario shows hesitation in this endeavor, and deep down wishes to not kill this innocent being, as Mario in the past has allied with many goombas, and has spared them when possible. Trying not to seem rude, he passively lies and says he may at a later time, only for the goomba to persist, and ask again. The two slowly begin to argue, going back and forth, Mario's piss still streaming. Until eventually, the stream stops. Mario's patience has been broken, and the film ends on a cliffhanger, pun intended, where Mario says "Let me get my pants first." It is unclear if this is yet another lie from Mario in a attempt to save this goomba's life, or if he is indeed intent on fulfilling this pained soul's wishes, and will end their life. We do not know which ending is certain, but it is set up for the viewer to assume which outcome. Will Mario follow his morals set by Nintendo, as a hero, one who fights for good and selflessness, or will he snap, and let his desires take hold of him for the easy way out? This is what this masterpieces makes us ask, and I for one, am awestruck. Bravo, Mario. Bravo.
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Mario Pizza Hut discount stand

One day i was walking around a mysterious place called "outside" and doing a scary thing called "social interacting" when I sew a old man in a bin selling games I went towards him to look at games and sew a buy one get one free deal and there were bee movie the video game for the Wii, sonic fucking dies, oops I killed the president and finally mario Pizza Hut discount stand it had note that says beat this game you get 100% of on the Pizza Hut kids menu I bought it and the bee movie game and the old man mysteriously blow up when I went home i put the bee movie game in my bee movie gold room and put Mario Pizza Hut discount stand in my GameCube white text come up on my tv says "give 5 people stuff" the first person was Shane Dawson and he ordered a group of adults and then cut to mini game where Mario catches adults with a fishing net and then Mario give the group of adults to Shane Dawson and then the next person come it was the fat guy from the bee movie I was confused he ordered bee movie the game for Wii and then Mario come out my tv and stole my copy of Wii music and bee movie and went back into the tv and give it to fat guy I was pissed and then next person came it was my evil twin brother "dr naughty" I can't believe it I thought he was dead I shoot him with a coconut gun but he wasn't, he ordered magic beans it cut to another mini game where Mario goes to shop and buys magic beans he give it to my evil twin brother and he said finally I can say the f word and then the next person came it was a evil version of me in shock I was a evil version who doesn't break through Windows, give people nice flowers, can make a actual funny joke to make this story kinda decent and he ordered a krappy patty it cut to a mini game where Mario steals a krappy patty from spongebob land and give it to evil me and finally the final person it was woody from toy story he ordered a Big Mac with smurfs happy meal from the 2011 hit family film smurfs it cut to a mini game where Mario break in to McDonald's and get a Big Mac but when he was walking back there was no happy meal toy he give it to woody he looked at it and got piss he shoot mario with gun and then he looks and I can see you my tv went off and then woody broke through my Window and shouting where my happy meal toy mother fucker he threw me to the near by parking lot and run me over with his car and he grabbed a stop sign and hit me in head with it and then he slammed the car door on my penis and I went AAAAAA and he said "you have my happy meal toy" and I look in my pocket there was the happy meal toy it was the old man he was the happy meal toy all this time and woody got pissed and he got a big hammer and then shouted "BIG DONKEY KONG HAMMER SLAM" and then was a big expansion I died I went to hell and I sew a Pizza Hut with free WiFi and a secret night club and I got 100% of the kids menu the end
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Im died
Category:Mario
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Mario Pubes

AITA For telling my boyfriend I didn't like his pubic hair?
I (25f) and my boyfriend (27m) have been dating for 3 years. Some background info, he is autistic and loves Mario. His half of our bedroom is Mario themed and so is everything he owns. He posts Mario videos on his YouTube channel and is currently unemployed. We have an okay-ish sex life (everything is perfect apart form the fact he plays Mario music while we do it). 2 days ago he showed me his pubic hair which he had trimmed into the shape of Mario. I snapped at him saying it turned me off and when was he going to grow up because Mario is for babies. He hasn't talked to me since and I've been getting nasty messages from his family telling me to apologise. I think I did the right thing and he should listen to me. Am I The Asshole?
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Mario The Sussy Baka Imposter

Ok, so I was playing some weird Super Mario fan game I found on USB taped to a GameStop, I don't know why somebody did that but it's weird the game was called "Among Mario" which is like "Among Us" the game was a exe file, (very scary) but then, I remembered, I don't use Windows. I use mac books! so, instead of buying a windows pc like a rich idiot, I made a virtual machine and ran the game.
It started like among us but with crewmates and Mario characters. Then I started a match, I was the imposter aka Super Mario, I played and killed the crewmates and other Super Mario characters I said "Mario is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUS!" Mario heard me and then jumped out of the game!
Mario said: "WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS HAUNTED GAME!?!?"
I said: on a USB taped on a GameStop building.
Mario then toke out the USB and smashed it with a hammer from Donkey Kong Arcade and told me to have a good day
Turns out, Mario was being tortured in the game and was forced to be a sussy imposter Moral of the story, don't play games off of USBs taped to a building
THE END
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Category:Mario
Category:Memes
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Mario The video (Chinese Bootleg Mario tape)

I Am a Big fan Of Mario. Mario is a Popular game character, as the Games are popular too. I played the games for like 9 years, I wished they get to become a cartoon, and the wish became true. But, When I Went to vacation in shanghai, I saw a strange VHS Tape, Called Mario Gai Shipin ( Mario the video) and It was strange and The Store Owner said that they were Direct to Video only, and never aired it on Any chinese network and made by shogukan video.
==The VHS==
I went to the hotel and Inserted it on The VCR. I saw a Shogukan video logo and a chinese copyright warning. And, The episode started, and a Chinese text came up and the narrator said: MARIP THA KILL. It was strange because In the start A Hyper realastic blood came up but I thought it was a Joke anyway. And It cut to a Red static but I kept watching. It started with a CGI Mario coming out of a poorly made warp pipe and says HELLO KIDZ. TODAY I WILL KILLPEOPLE BECAUSE THEY MAKE MA MAD. Then Mario Bought a Knife from a store, aand went to the woods. A tiger appeared, But Mario hated animals and stabbed him until the tiger was dead and he was demolished. It was scary and I Vomited. He went to the mushroom Kingdom, He saw a Toad standing eating breakfast, But Mario Shot him with a Gun and Hyper realastic blood splattered over the grass field and Mario released a Huge set of teeth and Grabbed the corpse and ate it. Hyper realastic blood and guts spilled out of his mouth. Luigi was eating pizza in a poor, Destroyed house and corpses were hanging everywhere. Luigi said to Mario: Get ourt before I Murdur you Little SHUT!!! and Mario's face was red and said Back to Luigi, And said: OH YESSSS?! YOU SAYS A SWEAR WORD?! THAT IT, I WILL KILL YU AND EAT YOU UP!!!! And Mario Ate Luigi and Guts and Hyper realastic blood came out of Luigi and Mario's mouth and Mario's eyes start to spill blood. Mario Got to princess peach's castle, Which design was same as sm64 but more red and destroyed and Dead toads everywhere, I Was shocked and Extremely vomited. So The VHS Cut to a Red Chinese text saying:
YOU NEXT...
And peach Was eaten and her brain was eaten too. As the guts fell out and it cut to a static and the VHS Ended with credits, with Promos:
Bootleg Thomas VHS Trailer by shogukan video
More bootleg Mario VHS Promo
More bootleg Mario DVD Promo
Black screen of death and shogukan video logo
I Smashed the tape into bits, And I saw a News when Nintendo was extremly disappointed and Contacted Shogukan video to discontinue it, but however the VHS Can be retreived in some auction sites.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:DIALOGUE!
Mario Tortellinie

One day, I was watching porn. Then a man came up to my door and humped it. I opened the semen covered door and he started talking to me. "Hello fucker! My name is Mr. Tortellinie! Want to try some of my men?" i said "Men? What the fuck are talking about?" "Where i came from, Men means pasta!" Wow, Some guy wanted to give me pasta covered in piss and shit. "No." I slammed the door on him and he said "Okay! See you later... BITCH!". I jumped out my my window and got in my car. I drove to My Assmart, My Assmart sells stuff and things. When i looked at the cashier, He looked oddly familiar. "CIAO! WANT TO BUY SOME CONDOMS!" It was Mario Tortellinie! "Um... Hi." I then ran to FuckLand. Mario was standing there... MENACINGLY! "Hello! Can i interest you with a penis sucking?" He was drunk! Then i ran to the nope train. The next station was fuck it town. Mario was at the train station. "We meet again [Insert name here]!" How did he know my name, rank and serial number! I then rented a hover board and hovered to... Chuck E. Cheeses? Eh, whatever. I entered and "Chuck E." was at the door. Chuck E. took off his head. "Hello! Can i help you?" What the fuck! it was Mario! "Why are you following me!" i said. "Because your sexy!" Mario said. I blacked out. When i got to the hospital, I saw the doctor. The doctor was Mario Tortellinie. What a shock! "What the hell are you doing here!" i said. "I thought this was a convention." Mario said. A week later i got released from the hospital. I went to my friends house and i went upstairs to fuck her right in the pussy. "Dinners ready!". The voice sounded so familiar... When we went downstairs after having sex, I saw Mario Tortellinie! *Dun Dun DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!* I ran out the door and drove away with my sexy girlfriend. We drove to a hotel and rented a room. When we got there, We had a bath with eachother. A fewdays later, i saw the janitor. And of course, it was none other than Mario Tortellinie. "DA FUQ!" I screamed. When i went back to my house, I heard some strange noise in the bathroom. It was Mario Tortellinie taking a shit. "I. HATE. YOU!!!!!". Then he jumped out the window. A few months later, My girlfriend and I had a wedding. When we got there, The guy who says "You may fuck the slut!" was... MARIO TORTELLIINIE!!!!!!!! I took my knife out of my pocket and stabbed him in the heart. I got arrested. When i went to jail, I was masturbating to my girlfriend (apparently, she got arrested too). then i heard a voice outside the door "want to eat my shit?". We put our clothes on and we opened the door. It was Mario. Holding a penis flamethrower. "Bye bye, Fucker."
TO BE CONTINUED.
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Category:Excessive Profanity
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Mario galaxy fawfuls ghost?

what can be said about mario? that its legendary would be an understatement. but do you really think a colorful E-rated game would have three of its best villans brought back from the dead in demonic form?
well lets step back a little in history and find out
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==mario and iuigi: superstar saga==
one of the first mario RPG's i came to know as a kid. and it was promising. cackletta was a great villan for the time. i almost felt bad when she died in the final fight. it was a sad time.
R.I.P cackletta.
now lets go a little bit further into history.
==mario and luigi:bowser's inside story==
this game was both fun and insanly funny. said to be the very first mario game where bowser had a sense of humor. and when i found that fawful was the main villan i was like "OMG FAWFUL IS TEH MAIN VILLAN" also his theme is just JAZZIN. and his sidekick midbus was a very strange guy in my eyes. he made his apperance in ths game only. and he died in the same game. the blizzard mdbus battle had supposedly caused his unfortunate passing.
R.I.P midbus.
and then at the very end of the game fawful kills himself trying to kill mario.
R.I.P fawful.
and now the very last stop in our little step through history.
==super mario galaxy 2==
possibly the best mario game ever. i bet most of you watching this will know that if you look up and to the left in shiverburn galaxy you see these three strange figures. and yes; my theory is that fawful, cackletta, and midbus came back from the dead in demonic form to eternaly stare at you for there is nothing else they can do....
but there is a debate
gonintendo says that the texture for shiverburn is called "beyondhellvalleysky" and the texture for those things is called "hellvalleyskytree" sorry gonintendo those are not trees! we may never know what these things may be. but maybe nintendo will tell us in the future.
and to you reader.. peace and goodbye.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:THERY
Mario meets MC

Mario was stomping some enemies, then he found a tunnel. He went through it and suddenly went all the way to MC!
Steve was doing his daily errands, breaking wood, crafting his pick so he could upgrade his tools, he hated his life, wishing for some miracle, which was ironic, because he found Mario!
"Where am I?" Mario cried. "Your in MC! Oh, please don't leave! This place is awesome! Ok, I will give you a tour." said Steve excitedly. Mario didn't like the idea, but he went ahead and followed Steve. He showed him all the basics, but Mario got bored. "What is this? Aren't their power-ups or tunnels or checkpoints?" Mario said. "No, this is...Mine-craft" Steve awkwardly said. "This is a boring" Mario said. It was nearly bedtime, Steve thought.
"What is bed?" Mario said. "It's when you go to sleep." Steve said. "What is sleep?" Mario asked. "Its when you rest your eyes". Steve said. "What is rest?" Mario asked again. "Okay just forget it!" Steve said. Steve got his wood and wool and made his bed, he slept.
"This is so stupid and boring, and Luigi isn't even here!" Mario angrily said. Just then, a Creeper exploded behind him. 'Wh-What just happened?" Mario said. Mario saw a whole bunch of mobs staring at him. "Oh no, where is Yoshi when you need him!" Mario cried. Mario ran for his life!
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Category:Mario
Category:Minecrap
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Mario says the fuck word

Once... I remember I was playing Mario 64. I was playing as the Italian figure, Mario. After some rigorous jumping, I failed once, and the Mario fell to his doom... He came back from the painting, and said "MAMMA MIA, I GOT FUCKING KILLED!", as he walked outside.
I asked myself... "Di-Did... Did Mario swear...? Did I hear that from the video...!?" 
This experience traumatized me... To where I would never play Mario...
Until one night, I was playing Super Mario 64.
While travelling through the dire dire docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--FUCK!"
Then my mother comes into the room and asks "Are you swearing?", I said "It was Mario, not me...!"
My mother grabbed me by the ear, she threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOOF!"
She jumped on my face...
She did the ground pound.
She swung me around by the hair and said "So long, gay Bowser!"
That night, I decided to revisit the old dire dire docks for further inspection...
This time Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said "CUNT."
My mother ran in holding the Mario manual and started belting me across the mouth with it.
Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it.
She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no-good Wario again I'll pull off your-..."
That's when my father ran in with Yoshi the dinoborg and when "BOYBYAOW" and smacked me in the face.﻿
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Mario sex Game

I was at the store with my mom. My mom told me "time was up." I didn't know what she means, so I ignore her. As I exit the store, I see a thing on the ground. I walked closer to the thing. I am sacred. I edge closer to it, but I get more and more scared with each passing minute. Then my mom screams. She sees what I'm trying to pick up. It is a NES cartridge. She tells "back in my day, we used to play the nes games." I told her she was a boomer. She screamed at me. I ran towards the object, and there it was. A NES cartridge. Mother runs towards me. She tackles me. I reach for the cartridge. Mother grabs the cartridge. She reads what's on the cartridge and she screams. She keeps screaming. She dies. She keeps screaming. She died. I look at the cartridge. It says "Mario sex game." I scream. The cover art is Mario sex game. I get sucked into the cartridge. I look around. It looks like mario land world but its different. Then I see it. Mario. He rushes towards me. I rush towards him. He takes his clothes off, and I scream. He grabs me, and I suplex him. His neck cracks and he dies. I am stuck in the game. My mom breaks the game. I die. True story. SOS. I am in Hell in the game. I'm dead btw this was written by my uncle
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