Pokémon Deathly Chaos Emerald

It was a rainy Friday morning, and I was on the bus on my way to school. I was on my way to my class, when I saw my friend in the corner of the hallway. I stopped to say hi, but he was just staring at me. He had his blinding neon green sweatshirt with the hood up, and his head was down. He told me to come closer. I was afraid he would lick my ear again, yet I also sort of wanted him to. He reached inside his backpack. I thought he was taking crystal meth out, but he took a green Gameboy Advance game cartridge. It was missing a label, but otherwise it looked like it was in good condition. He told me that he was leaving town for spring break, which today was the last day before, and he needed to get rid of his Pokémon Emerald game. I didn't question it, because I lost my Pokémon Emerald a few years prior, and I have been wanting to play again. He gave me the game and he was called on the loudspeaker to go to the main office. He told me it was time for him to leave, and he left. I felt like there was something strange about this...When I got home, I decided to try out the game. I got my red Gameboy Advance SP and slid in the cartridge. The game loaded up normally, but after the introduction cutscene, a message appeared at the bottom that read something along the lines of "WARNING: The game's internal battery has gone dry. This will prevent and time-related game functions." I didn't think this meant anything. Boy, I was wrong...I started up a new game, but instead of Professor Birch introducing me, it was Dr. Eggman!!! I stared at the screen in horror, for this is not what I saw several years ago when I owned this game. He told me to choose between a boy or girl character or else he'd kill me. I wanted to see what the girl character looked like, but a noise through the Gameboy Color's speakers said, "I know you are not a girl!" I was so startled that I passed out!When I woke up, I was thirsty, but shockingly, I was not in my own room, for I was inside May's room within the game! I saw a thong on the floor on the other side of the room, but no one else here, except for a - dead body!!! It was May's body, and she was naked on the floor with blood everywhere. I could see Wurmples crawling out of her empty eye sockets. I also saw an Ekans inside of her boot. I stared in horror and slowly back away. I ran towards my house, but when I went inside, my mom hit me with a frying pan and told me to set my clock inside of my room upstairs. I ran upstairs to set my clock, but noticed that the hands were spinning around and around. I was so scared that I jumped out the window, but a Pelipper scooped me up in it's huge beak and flew me to some lake. It dropped me and I landed on a Red Gyrados. It shot me with Hydro Pump, which landed a critical hit, all the way to Petalburg City. I decided to limp into my dad's gym, but to my surprise, there was a tv on the side of the room." That's strange, I don't remember that being here," I said as I walked over to it. I noticed that Sonic.exe was playing inside of the Virtual Boy system. Just as I was about to pick up the controller, Sonic jumped out of the tv screen and tackled me. I was strangely aroused, but he picked me up and ran me towards a well. He started to drown me in it. I was super duper scared at this point! I then passed out due to lack of oxygen. I woke up back in the real world, on my floor. I looked over to my yellow Gameboy and noticed that my character was floating in the well, dead. "So it was real!" I exclaimed. I stared in horror as the water turned red and my character's head was twitching. I saw Sonic in the distance, huddled in a corner, talking to himself. "I have six out of the 7 chaos emeralds, and I know where the last one is." He started to walk towards my Gameboy Advance's screen, as my mouth gaped open. I ran away and hid in my closet. But that didn't matter to Sonic! He broke the door open with one kick and grabbed me. "Finally," he said.
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