Fuck you William

Hello my name is William. I was intern at nickledeon studio. I found vhs tape on it was written lost episode of spongebob. I decided to watch it. The episode started. The pirate guy said Are you ready to die William? Well that was weird but I decided to ignore it. Then spongebob was dancing breakdance and instead of spongebob theme song there was music of satan. This intro was so bad I fucking gagged. Then title appeared Fuck you William that was completely normal title for spongebob episode. But what wasn't normal was that Spongebob was yellow. That was weird because spongebob most of the time is fuckin green. Anyways there was Spongebob and Patrick and Spongebob said Did you know that William is motherfucker and a bitch Patrick replied Yes because that's true. I was angry so I decided to enter tv to kick their asses. I went inside tv.
Then I said to them you want war assholes?,ok let's do it then. Then Squidward came. Then I realised that these people weren't spongebob characters. Then they took off their costumes. Then I realised that these people were my 3 biggest enemies Wizard Harold, son of a bitch and Guy Fawkes. You probobably wonder how I know them and how we met and why we are enemies well let me explain. So one day I was walking from school to home and I saw on the ground magic wand, but before I discovered that this is magic wand I thought that normal stick. I decided to wave it around then fireball appeared and destroyed the tree I thought that was awesome. I decided to have fun with my magic. I went house and I decided to make little annoying sister dissapear with magic so I did that. For the dinner there was broccoli I used magic to turn into pizza. I used my magic to do my homework. Then tommorow I used my magic to teleport into school. Then I used my magic to turn my bully green and I used my magic to beat him up. Then I decided to use my magic make my hated teacher dissapear but she casted protection spell so that didn't want she grabbed my magic wand she broke it and burned it I was sad. I went to house I saw that my annoying sister is back.
Anyways then I saw for the first wizard Harold he said Hello I am wizard harold give me back magic wand that you stole. I said that I don't know what he is talking about. He said I know you took it don't lie give me it back. I said that I can't because magic wand got burned. Wizard replied then give me back money. I gave him 1 dollar and I said go fuck yourself bitch. Wizard that isn't enough. I was very angry at that moment so I punched wizard in the face few times then I kicked his balls and then I punched him again then I threw him out of my house from window because I did now he hates me and is my enemy. Now let's talk about son of a bitch. So there was bitch that had son that's why we call him son of a bitch but his real name is Jeremy Amy. Anyways son of a bitch wasn't liked in our school because he was son of a bitch so he was bullied and everyone was okay with even teachers and headmaster. They beat up him and made of him all the time. One day Jeremy had enough and decided kill them all and he killed some of them. One he said I had enough he grabbed gun and shoot and the bullies then when he ran out bullets. He tried to beat me up but he failed and I kicked his ass from this day we are enemies. One I went to museum with my family and I saw statue of Guy Fawkes and then that statue was hyper realistic and it became alive. Then I punched Guy Fawkes to unconsciousness and then I piseed on him from this day we are enemies. Anyways back to our story They said It's Wizard harold, son of a bitch and Guy fawkes here and we are back for revenge. I was scared. I pissed myself. I decided to run away but Wizard used his magic and I couldn't do that. Then Wizard harold kicked my balls it hurted. Then son of a bitch punched me many times and kicked my ass. Then Guy fawkes pissed on me and it continued. When wizard harold magic stopped working and they were busy laughing I run away I came out of tv then. There were running after me I went to my house I grabbed gun and I said this time to end this once and for all. My enemies were there. I decided to shoot at them. But wizard created magic barrier.
Then I grabbed machine gun and I shoot at barrier the damage that machine gun caused destroyed the barries. Then I shoot at wizard harold he died. Then I shoot at Guy Fawkes and son of a bitch they both died. I put on some sunglasses to look cool. I grabbed my phones and I said Roy John it's over we are done. Then Roy and John came and said What are you talking about? and then they kicked my ass then I threw them out from my house so hard they stopped being my friends. By the way this story is true not made up.
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