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Annoying Orange: Silence

Now, I'm positive you all have heard of The Annoying Orange, and you have probably seen the TV series on Cartoon Network.
I used to be excited about new episodes, but now I fear the whole sensation, and you're going to see why. I woke up at 4:30 AM. (It's really rare for me to wake up at this time.) I went downstairs to watch TV.
Around 5:30 AM, my mom woke up and made me breakfast. A promo came on, saying that a half hour episode of The Annoying Orange was about to come on. I jumped up in joy. When the show came on, the theme song was different. In fact, it was only 5 seconds long, unlike the 30 second theme song that the show usually has.
The lyrics went like this, "He's Orange! Annoying Orange! He's Orange!", unlike the normal theme.
The title card read, Silence. The episode started with Nerville crying. At first it was silent sobbing, but then it began to get louder. Every second he cried, it got louder and more painful. This went on for about a minute. When he opened his eyes, they were bloodshot.
I almost vomited at the sight of this. What was happening? Why was he crying? What had happened to him? The only episode were someone cries is in The Bad News Pears, when Orange loses the bowling game, but I've never seen Nerville cry before in the series.
The screen changed, and went to Passion Fruit. She was barely alive. Her guts were sticking out, and juice was coming out of her. Then, it showed Orange, holding a knife. I almost cried. He had disemboweled her. He cracked an evil, sick, demonic smile, then began to laugh as Passion Fruit took a last breath, then died. I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
Why was this happening? Orange and Passion Fruit were in love with one another in the series. They almost kissed in the episode Sir-Juice-A-Lot. What could of lead Orange to this? The darkest scene was yet to come. Orange began to eat her insides. He didn't stop until there was nothing left of her. I held my breath to keep from screaming. I didn't want my mom to see this. Then, Pear came and screamed as Orange began to approach him.
"Stay back, you monster!" Pear yelled as Orange jumped him and began to stick his knife into his core.
Pear screamed as Orange mutilated him. I opened my eyebrows wide at this. How could this be happening? This was the most disturbing thing I'd ever seen, but I kept watching. Then, Apple and Grapefruit came. They got killed the same way that Pear and Passion Fruit did.
Nerville walked over to Orange and saw that he had killed everyone except Marshmallow and Midgit Apple. Nerville and Orange fought to the death. Nerville won the fight, but then Marshmallow and Midgit Apple killed Nerville.
The credits went silently, the same way that the title card was. The final image was a still of Nerville dead with both of his eyes pulled out. If you see a promo one day says that a new half hour episode of The Annoying Orange is about to come on, please don't watch the episode.
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Annoying Orange: YOU DIE, NO YOU DIE!

In 2015 used to watch Annoying Orange all time I used to know a unknown Uncut Pilot, this was the first appearance on YouTube, I research the video it was called YOU DIE,NO YOU DIE.00001. I did not know this video called YOU DIE,NO YOU DIE.00001. I Clicked on YOU DIE,NO YOU Die.00001.t he start is that Annoying Orange is not his annoying self instead he had a million mouths but long mouth. then saw Midget Apple and Marshmallow but instead they said back this "You Die,No YOU DIE, YOU DIE, NO YOU DIEEEEEEEE", that was the most strangest moment in the video. Then I heard a ranching sound of depressed crying, then I saw a photo of a Cow that something has cut all the parts with blood spared all over the cow and it was covered with Kidneys and dead Fetus on the cow! the next scene is the gang seeing the grave of passion fruit who is dead underground, And her body has million of Eyes but there were all splatting blood dropping the crying tears of cancer death, then I saw the very first character, it was apple getting killed by a knife but he was mostly dead hanged up. He had a actual rope and got choked on the rope and grapefruit also killed him self by holding a rope hanging it up and was dead the full time! I also find a symbol of a circle with a x on the circle! I will never play that video again!
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Annoying Orange - Deleted Episode

I found an episode of Annoying Orange a few days ago, and I'd like to share my experience with you guys.
It was 12:00 midnight, and I was on ABC3, waiting for commercials to end. I saw the intro for Annoying Orange start up and I sighed in disgust because I hated this show.
After the intro, the episode started with Orange pissing off Pear. I gave a slight "boo" due to the overused and annoying laugh that Orange makes. Finally, Pear had enough of Orange. His face turned into that of pure hatred as he picked up the knife that was used for cutting other fruits/vegetables and started slashing violently at Orange. Orange screamed in pain and agony after Pear finally cut him open. A few seconds later, the screaming stopped, and Pear looked at the screen. His eyes were red, and he was smiling at the screen. He stared for about 10 seconds before saying, "Daniel, you better praise me, for I have built up the confidence to end Orange. If you don't praise me, then you're dead." I gasped as the outro played. It looked like it was made in MS Paint. After the outro, one final image was displayed on screen.
It was of Orange, with dark, soulless eyes that seemed to be staring at something off-screen.
I was shaking at the moment. I walked into the kitchen to get my phone and tell everyone about what just happened. I was in the middle of writing a text when my power suddenly went out. The entire house was dark, except for my phone screen, which illuminated the kitchen. The power turned back on and I looked at my feet. What I saw made me scream.
There was a pear, holding a knife.
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Annoying Orange Eats Pear

I was browsing the youtube internet page one faithful night back in 1998.
I found a strange video named "The Annoying Orange Lost Episode".
This was weird since the show hasn't even come out yet but curiousity got the best of me and i clicked it. It started with Orange saying "Hey apple" but somethingw as off, he sounded depressed almost sad and you could see tears coming fro mhis eyes. then it cut to apple from th e first video but apple was cut in half and there was BLOOD everywhere, but the blood looked realistic as if it was powered by Unreal Engine 4. Orange started crying and the cry was heart piercingely realilstic as if it was a real person. this got to me to the point where I couldnt finish the bowl of honey bunches of oats I had on my lap. Orange heard a weird voice and the camera panned
"HEY PEAR"
pear had no time to react as orange jumped to him and started crumching his face. orange used his tognue to lick a huge drop of blood that rolled off his disfigured fruit face
"mmm vitamin c"
suddenly out of no where orange grew a huge bulging 8 inch cock right from underhim
"watch out world its orange the sex machine"
orange started pounding the hole in pear with his orange juice dripping dick constantly going back in forth with such force that it even broke through the other side. Orange laughed a devilish laugh while chanting "FRUCTOSE FRUCTOSE FRUCTOSE" and torso fucking the poor fruit. epar who was surprisingly still alive was screaming throughout the whole process, the ever fastening ride of the century provided by Orange's big fucking dick was too much for him. this went on for 1 to 65.20 minutes before orange couldnt take it either and he quickly took his bloody mangled cock spraying sticky orange juice and seeds at pears violated corpse. "what a workout hehehe" orange said as knife came down ino ne clean slice chopped off his penis
orange said nothing but turned to the camera and said "yes"
I died 2 days later
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Annoying Orange Lost Episode

I was an intern for Cartoon Network for a year in 2011 for my degree in animating for Television. The creator of Annoying Orange made an episode that wasn't shown on TV before the show premiered in 2012.
He was hiding it so no one could find it. However, I found it and borrowed it from the studio, so i could watch it at home. I put the tape in my VCR and sat back and thought it would be okay. But it wasn't.
The intro was the same, except you just heard a loud beeping noise. You first see the Danboe's Grocery Store. Nerville sees a dark figure in the background. He grabs Nerville and repeatedly stabs him for 3 mins. Orange, Passion Fruit and Pear scream.
They run, but the man stomps on them. Real blood is seen on the floor. He goes over to marshmallow and Midget Apple, and eats both of them. Then, Grapefruit knocks him down, but splats on the ground. Grandpa Lemon sees the figure and says:
"Oh my! Go away you stinky fisherman. The man says I ain't a fisherman you elderly retard! He kills Grandpa Lemon by punching him. Then, the screen fades out to black. Then I saw a scary face that looked so realistic I almost died. I threw away the tape, cause I didn't want to have nightmares again, or I would wake my wife up when I was in bed. "
The next day, it came back from the trash. So I wanted to watch the rest. The dark figure blew up Danboe's store and the credits came. The dead fruit was shown as a picture for the credits. I was scared of this episode very much. Then, the Nickelodeon logo was shown. I thought, this is weird, this show has never been on Nick. A loud scream made me almost deaf. Then, the Warner Bros, logo was shown.
These logos were never on these shows, only like on Tom And Jerry movies they show on the network. Then, a picture of the creator was shown. He was dead on someone's door, his arms were gone, and he had 4 gunshots on his face. Then, it was over. Then, an unsuspecting ear busting scream made me deaf and the TV cracked to pieces. That costed me 10,000 dollars plus tax.
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Annoying Orange in "The Lost Episode"

Once at a store, I found VHS tapes that had been completely stacked up. Then, I saw a Annoying Orange tape. When I got back home at 5:45pm, I popped the tape in and I saw in bold text "The Lost AO Episode". I was a bit confused.
The episode started with a shot of the microwave in the kitchen. There was a huge hole in it and thick yellow gas was pouring from it. Pear tells Orange that he blew a hole in the microwave while it was on. Orange did not seem to care and said "Awww, Pear, don't get all 'cooked up' about it!" then laughed. Things were beginning to get creepy as everyone was looking at Orange horrified. "Orange" said Pear "In 24 hours, our peel will disintegrate, our eyeballs will melt, and we'll die from the radiation, so if you want to annoy us, do it know while it lasts". "What? What do you mean?" said Orange "We can't die! I have golden kazoos to play! I have TNT to explode!". "Sorry, Orange" said Grapefruit "But in 24 hours, we'll all die". "Plus, there could be lots of fluffy white kittens and bunnies in heaven, YAAAAAY!!!" said Marshmallow. Out of nowhere, Orange pulled out a flamethrower and burned Marshmallow with it, causing him to melt. "Woah, Orange!" said Pear "What was that for?!". "I'll show you all what fucking dying is!" said Orange. "KNIFE!" he yelled, causing Grandpa Lemon to get chopped in half. He yelled "KNIFE!" again and Midget Apple was killed too. He did the same thing to Grapefruit. "Orange, you're going too far!" said Passion Fruit. "No, you're going too far!" said Orange. He blew her up, splattering fruit juice everywhere. Orange then began making annoying noises. Suddenly, the knife came down and cut off his tongue. Juice sprayed out of his mouth like a fountain. "You deserved that" said Pear "But just in case you have another one of your trick up your sleeve, I'll end it anyway". He pulled out a gun, put it in his mouth, and pulled the trigger. With a loud bang, his head blew apart and chunks of pear and juice splattered on the wall behind him. The camera then panned back to Orange, who has now died of blood loss. The last scene showed Nerville cutting himself with a knife, pulling out his intestines, and splattering them on a wall. They spelled out "ANNOYING ORANGE IS DEAD". He then vomits and dies.
The people who made the episode were later sentenced to life in prison. The tape went missing ever since. In 2014, Daneboe found the tape and uploaded it to YouTube. It was taken down in 2016. There are 11 copies of the tape. If you find one, upload it and explain this episode on YouTube immediately. This is a real thing.
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Anon Herobrine Encounter

During a regular minecraft session in a modded world that renders biomes as Biospheres connected by wooden walkways, I randomly saw the message 'Herobrine has Disconnected'. Confused because I was not in multiplayer, I looked around only to find one the the biospheres completely missing with a blank sign at the end of the walkway to it. Ok I was playing minecraft for about a month after I started and heard of HIM from form a minecraft song.
So I searched around for him and studied HIM, and then I made a world called "The Hunt". I started buliding the house and to my suprise it was very good! But a storm was acting up and lighting struck beside my house, looked as if 20 creepers blew up. Then I asked "Is that supposed to happen?" ( and I still don't know). After that I went to investigate. When I got to the crater I saw a man just standing there. His eyes where blank as if he had came from hell.
He ran away and right then I knew it was Herobrine. I had been prepared for this so I leaped in my minecart and caught up to him. He looked angry, he stoped moving and ran back. I looked towards him then I walked forward. I noticed this was the un-finished track. I was about to die ( I was far from spawn). I was like "Oh no! this is the worst day ever!" I wondered what herobrine was going to do to my wolves, and how am I going to get back? Then out of the blue came herobrine just standing in the middle of the track.
I typed "Get out of the way or you too will be killed!" but he just stood there about 7 CM away from the side of the cliff. I was about to hit him when he put down 4 obsidian bricks on the track. When I hit it the cart stoped. I got out to thank him.... but he was gone. When I went back my wolves had bones which I strictly put away. and then I went to my bedroom to think about this I saw a sign saying. "Some things are better left alone."
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Anon Overshares

What sucks is that anyone observing the scene would have a fucked up opinion of you all just because of a snapshot of your lives out of context. If someone saw me at my lowest when I was addicted to porn they'd write me off to. I was using my parents credit cards to pay for private shows with camgirls (they didn't know this yet) when I won an hourlong skype roleplaying show with my favorite model (who I was convinced I was going to marry because she laughed at all my jokes and I felt her laughter was genuine) along with two other members.
The problem was that my internet was running like shit and I found out it was because my mom was using her laptop to watch a livestream of her sisters funeral (she died back in England and my mom couldn't make it home) even though mom was sobbing I just angrily demanded she turn off her computer and when she refused I screamed "fuck you!!!" and picked up her laptop and threw it at the brick fireplace base. Then grabbed my laptop and ran and locked myself in the background while trying to ignore my screaming parents. I had cam-to-cam so the look on the models face as she heard the screaming and pounding on the door as I repeatedly screamed "not listening I fucking hate you all lalalalalal!!!" while angrily beating off, was fucking priceless.
I ended up passing out and had to be taken to the hospital (I had been on the tail end of a 30 hour beatoff marathon) apparently I almost died haha. After an interview with a psychiatrist I was put in a mental institution for 5 months but I'm all better now and have a good job and am engaged to a beautiful woman and things couldn't be better between me and my folks, but if someone were to watch a vid of me on the night of my freakout they would wrongly conclude that I'm an unsalvageable asshole.
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Another Cliche Mcdonalds Creepypasta

666 blood mcdonalds is evil fuck bitch shit craphole licker dickhole.
Mcdonalds is fucking shit and must fucking die. Fuck Mcdonalds.
MCDONALDS WILL MAKE YOU FAT AND RONALD MCDONALD IS FUCK.
Asshole bitcher fucks at Mcdonalds forgot my chicken wings.
I DIDN'T ORDER CHICKEN WINGS!
WHO CARES THEY NEEDZ GIVE CHICKEN WINGS!
IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?
NO! IT'S MCDONALDS, BITCH!
*SUCDE KEEL SELF DED DIE BITCH*
WHEN DIE FUCK MYSELF SHREK SONIC MARIO BLOOD 666 DIE MCDONALDS DISNEY JEFF SLENDERMAN SMILE DOG THE RAKE ICE CREAM TRUCK CONSPIRACY CREEPY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
MY DIAPER SOILED. :(
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Another Drop Left in the Jar

I lay there in my bed. Staring. Staring at the jar. The jar so randomly placed on the desk. The jar of blood.
It hadn't seemed a good idea to let it out of my sight. The blood was the true mystery, why was it there? Who's blood was it? What did it mean? All questions they'd want to know the answer to. They. They who don't understand.
It all was so sudden. Thirst. Hunger. Pain. All of it. All that they don't feel. I do.
The man was so polite. I only asked him what he wanted. He never once acted rude, or mean, or strange, or any other creepy cliches.
I walked up to him,
"Who are you?" I asked. "Why are you here?" I asked.
Honestly, I don't recall him ever even speaking. All I know is, I knew what he meant. The jar was empty at first, and it remained that way for some time.
I ran low on food, so I went to the grocery store to get some more.
The meat I got was fresh, juicy, I cooked it just right. There was always blood, too much. I began to keep it in the jar, seeing as I didn't like the taste.
Why did any of this happen? I don't know.
All I know is... I'm hungry.
I'm sorry if you know me, my name is Jack.
I'm so sorry.
I have to do what I have to do.
If you see me, or him.
Tell us to go away.
Please.
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Another Glitch in the Call

Parody of "Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd.
==Original Version (Dates back to 2000)==
We don't need no indirection
We don't need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Did you leave the lists alone?
Hey! Hacker! Leave those lists alone!
Chorus:
All in all, it's just a pure-LISP function call.
All in all, it's just a pure-LISP function call.
==Expanded version==
We don't need no indirection
We don't need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Hey! did you leave the lists alone?
Chorus:
Oh No. It's just a pure LISP function call.
We don't need no compilation
We don't need no load control
No link edit for external bindings
Hey! did you leave that source alone?
(Chorus)
We don't need no side-effecting
We don't need no flow control
No global variables for execution
Hey! did you leave the args alone?
(Chorus)
We don't need no allocation
We don't need no special-nodes
No dark bit-flipping for debugging
Hey! did you leave those bits alone?
(Chorus)
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Another Lost Episode

Anyone heard of SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm just going to pretend you have and get on with the story. I wasn't an IT at any animation studio, but I was very interested in how things started. I kept hearing these rumors about the first aired episode of SpongeBob not being the first episode made. As you see, I got interested and started searching around for it. In the middle of a walk I noticed a disk case with a piece of paper that said "SpongeBob 0" glued on it. I picked it up, finished the walk, headed home, cleaned the disk and popped it in my computer. The Windows XP "what do you want to do with this (blank)" thing popped up as always and I played the episode.
The first thing I noticed is the pirate skips "Are you ready kids?" and he was just on top of a plain blue background. I just figured it was an early version of the episode. Anyway, the rest of the intro was normal. It started with SpongeBob getting out of bed and going to the Krusty Krab. He didn't say anything for the whole walk. Squidward didn't even pop out of his window and yell at SpongeBob. When he went inside no one was there. He started making Krabby Patties. It then cut to Squidward actually at the Krusty Krab taking people's orders. I said to myself "Well that's strange". Then SpongeBob says "Hey Squidward!". I then noticed a flash of something (I later found that it was Squidward standing over SpongeBob's body at night) and Squidward didn't respond at all. It then just cuts to 5 minute of static. When it goes back to normal, it's just Squidward walking down the street looking depressed for the rest of the episode. I'm going to take this to Nickelodeon and see what they say about it. I'll edit this when I do.
Edit: Alright. I don't know what the hell is going on here. I went into Nickelodeon Studios and when I gave it to someone, everyone in the room just started staring at me. I headed home hoping that nothing bad was going on, and when I got home, my TV and computer was smashed into pieces. I borrowed my friend's laptop to write this.
Edit: Again. I don't know what was up with that episode, but I do know that some crazy person was outside my house yesterday. I woke up in the middle of the night to a gunshot. When I looked out the window someone was laying in my front yard dead. And to make it worse, my name was written in blood above the body.
I couldn't go back to sleep. But when it turned day I looked outside to see that the body wasn't there. I swear I'm hallucinating now.
Just got a package in the mail. Another SpongeBob lost episode. The thing that creeps me out is that there isn't even an address on it. I didn't even tell anyone I know about this. The DVD won't play anyways. I pop it in both my DVD player and my computer and nothing. I swear, if someone I don't know comes to my door in the middle of the night I'm going to make sure he never comes back. Now to find my damn 9mm pistol.
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