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A Related Link

:See this link for an Oscar Wilde quote on related links.
This page is a related link to the page you were just visiting. That means that the page you were just visiting is related to this page. If the page you were just visiting wasn't related to this page, then obviously the page you were just visiting wouldn't have a link to this page.
== How did I get to this page? ==
You got to this page for several reasons. First of all, the creator of this page created this page. Second, the page you were just at displayed a link to this page. Also, for some stupid reason, you actually decided to click on the link to this page. (You didn't have to click on the link. I have no idea why anyone with more than a squirrel for a brain would even consider doing something as stupid as what you just did.)
== How do I read this page? ==
You don't. All you have to do is press the back button on your browser and return to sanity. That's it, you didn't realize it was so easy, did you? Obviously not, you clicked on the link!
== The History of Related Links ==
The roots of related links can be traced back to the 2,315th attosecond after 4:23:18 pm on March 4, 1752. That's because, 4 years, 7 months, 2 weeks, 6 days, 20 hours, 8 minutes, 54 seconds, and 80,839 attoseconds later, Queen Fred XLV I/II (the Almost Almost Wise) came up with the idea of related links. Then she died, and nobody ever knew she had that idea.
18.4 years earlier, the idea of related links had been implemented by Boulder Joe in his
website, http://www.howtobeaboulder.com. However, he could not patent the idea because he was a boulder and could not move. It is believed that Queen Fred XLV I/II (the Almost Almost Wise) got her idea from this website. Still, Adolf Hitler is credited with the invention of related links.
A pie usually has a related link with another pie.
=== The Race for Reinvention ===
After related links were invented, many people wanted to be the first to reinvent it and then be told that it had already been invented. This, they thought, would make them famous and earn them a place in encyclopedias as hard-working but unfortunate inventors. However, George H. D. Y. B. K. L. E. P. J. S. Bush decided to take advantage of this by publishing it in his book on how to become famous. Suddenly, everyone in the entire world was trying to reinvent related links.
On the 329,389th attosecond of 6:40:12 am on January 19, 1805, related links were reinvented. For one full day, everyone in the entire world was famous.
== Criticism ==
Some people have criticised (gasp!) related links for being either somewhat unrelated, or too relateable. Not like families, which are totally unrelated to this subject, but can be related.
== Related Links ==
* Moronificatoriationariality
* Ewe
* Theory of Factual Evidence
* Infamy
* The General Public
* Counting
* Some Assembly Required
== Unrelated Links ==
* Unrelated
* Wikipedia
* John F. Kerry
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A Very Special Article

Please gather your Loved Ones for this Very Special Article. Tell sis to get off the phone with her greasy minimum-wage boyfriend, pull your father away from the WWE Raw program (yes, even if they're showing boobies), and have grandma get up off her ass to make a pitcher of her god-awful lemonade. This one is for The Family.
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== Instructions ==
Now that you have everyone together in front of the computer monitor, This Article asks that you go back to the Main Page, type "A Very Special Article" into the search box, and click Search. Next choose the "A Very Special Article" link and click on it, so that everyone can see This Article load and appear onscreen together.
If you've completed the above steps, have everyone wrap an arm around the person next to them and skip down to the next part.
== A Frigging Fireplace ==
== Some Frigging Fish ==
== You Are Bonding ==
This is the Precious Time that you spend with the ones you love, and you are spending it looking at a computer monitor. Bunch close together and revel in the tranquil glow This Article emits from the screen, and allow yourselves to be soothed by the gentle whirr of the delicate machinery that makes displaying This Article possible.
If you have a pansy relaxation music compilation saved on your hard drive, play it for thirty seconds or so.
...There, that's enough.
These are the Good Times.
== Ending Your Session ==
This Article hopes that you and your Loved Ones have grown closer together and found common ground in your mutual fondness for This Article.
Now you may go on and click one of the internal links below, which have been reserved for the end in order to allow you to fully enjoy This Article without distraction.
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* Anal glands
* Hurricane Katrina
* Bukkake
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A beating!

A beating! is a phenomenon that began in 1998, preceding happy slapping by over 5 years, and comes from the popular TV show "Bob Gets a Beating" in which a happy-go-lucky character named Bob would fail to do a simple task in a chain of disastrous mishaps. Upon finding the wreckage, Sergeant Mishra would then exclaim 'A beating!' upon which Bob would be descended on by a battalion of riot police. "Bob Gets a Beating" ran from 1995–1999, when it was axed due to the rise in casualties.
== The rules of 'A beating!' ==
The rules of 'A beating!' are very simple; If someone tripped up in the street, or made a stupid or embarrassing mistake, any bystander could exclaim 'A beating!' and point at the poor sap, on which any other bystanders would be obliged to descend of the unfortunate and beat them to a bloody pulp with any weapons available, including sticks, shoes, chainsaws, jackhammers, and on occasion GPS guided missiles. Indeed, this technique was used in several conflicts, in which one side would watch the enemy camp with binoculars until one of the enemy did something stupid. When this happened, one of the soldiers would hold up a loudspeaker and shout 'A beating!', and the enemy would be compelled to comply. A similar technique was used to assassinate Julius Caesar in 44 BC, when a servant shouted 'Verbera!' and Marcus Junius Brutus complied.
== 'A beating!' and the law ==
In 2001 John Johnson Humpries was arrested for giving 'A beating!' to 80 year old Margaret Spinner, whose hip gave way in the street and was beaten to near death. The reason given for the arrest was 'Violation of the rules', as Mrs Spinner claimed Humpries had shouted 'A beating!' and then had partaken in the beating himself, considered a foul in the game. Mr Humpries was sentenced to be beaten up underwater by sharks.
== Famous beatings ==
* The second coming of Christ is notable as one of the most famous beatings in the last 10 years. On the appearance of christ, he tripped over his robe, upon which a man exclaimed 'A beating!'.
* You probably got one everytime you failed a test
== Games inspired by 'A beating!' ==
Since 'A beating!' many similar sports have followed, such as 'A stoning!' 'A lynching!' and the popular drinking game 'A drunk beating!' in which each player had to take shots until someone fell off their chair, upon which another player would shout 'A beating!' and the usual response would ensue. Also happy slapping is a similar phenomena, except without need for the player to have done anything stupid.
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A bowl of ducks

A bowl of ducks is exactly what you think it is.
== Origins ==
The first reported bowl of ducks, The Holy Duck Bowl of Antioch, was an early introduction to hatred, impatience, and torture devices of the Spanish Inquisition. It is said that the bowl of ducks could break any man (or woman (or goose)).
In the process, a small paste of ground up insect was smeared over the Spanish Inquisitee, who was hanging upside down. The Holy Duck Bowl was then brought in, and the ducks would have their fill, eating the meal off the torture victims face. Most people could only stand a few seconds of this ticklish, yet excruciating pain.
thumb|right|The Holy Duck Bowl of Antioch inspired fear in even the bravest of men.
After the Spanish Inquisition had ended, all bowls of ducks were banished from the kingdom. They fled in terror as people soon realized how tasty a bowl full of ducks can be when roasted in cream of mushroom. I'm talking TASTY.
== Later Life ==
Bowls of ducks, fleeing the terror of possibly getting eaten, came to America, the land of opportunity and fat people. Finding ponds and insects and migratory patterns to be more than satisfactory, they settled, and soon became the national mascot for the Native Americans.
There, they faded into relative obscurity until 9/11, when they were once again called upon to escort a mighty empire through times of horror and national grief.
== The Comprehensive List ==
# The proper alms given to lepers, back in Leper Days.
# The fuel source for Margaret Thatcher's steam-powered vaginal machete-launcher.
# A hair style combining the bowl-cut with the classic duck-tail. Popular in Detroit.
# The ultimate tournament in the popular blood-sport of duck-cockfighting, normally held in a dimly lit cellar, near a pond (or, better still, underneath one).
# A sport, related to candlepin bowling, only with ducks.
# The focal points at a wet t-shirt contest.
# I mean... DUCK! A BOWL! Damn, too late.
# Quite possibly the best damn breakfast you've ever had.
# Jesus loves the little ducks, all the ducks of the world.
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A lack of inspiration

A lack of inspiration is... ummm....
 
A lack of inspiration is a... no wait. Gimme a minute.
Okay, I think I got it now.
A lack of inspiration is the event in which someone...  Aww, lost it again.
Hmm, maybe I'll get some inspiration by looking at that nice picture up there... Dang, it's inspiring the wrong part of my body.   No, down boy!  Down!   Ahem, excuse me for a minute.
 
Okay, that didn't really work the way I was hoping. Maybe I'll find inspiration if I look at some non-arousing artworks. Let's see... There should be some good ones if I go through the .
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A couple of boring card players, some randomly coloured lines on a canvas, a weird drawing of a woman with green leaves and a bust, and three rectangles of puke. Wow, these must be about the least inspiring things I've ever seen. Why do people buy this shit?All right, apparently art has nothing to do with inspiration.
Enough with the dawdling, I'll just look up where inspiration comes from . Hmm, apparently inspiration is something that needs to be given to me by muses, gods, or the Holy Spirit. Just my luck, I've never had a good relationship with supernatural beings, or any relationship with them, for that matter. Ugh, this lack of inspiration is so annoying.
Wait, that's it!
A lack of inspiration is REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!
Fin.
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A moment of silence

NOTICE TO CEASE AND DESIST
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To whom it may concern,
It has come to our attention, that one article entitled "A moment of silence", hereinafter referred to as "a pathetic rip-off of some of Uncyclopedia's best articles", is highly derivative if not outright plaigaristic of some of Uncyclopedia's acclaimed works, notably Nihilism, Silence, Procrastination, and An article that contains nothing but a full stop. You are hereby instructed to cease and desist such blatant copyright infringement, except in observance of holidays such as International Page Blanking Day as dictated by law.
While we express our deepest condolences for the death of your cat Angel, and we understand your wish to mourn her with a moment of silence, please pursue other avenues with which to do so. Try making a memorial on Myspace or something.
Sincerely,
Uncyclopedia Legal Department
Juris pax. Excelsior. Ascendo tuum.
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A nice enough guy

Yeah, he seems like a nice enough guy. I mean, he's not like one of my best friends, but he's alright. He's a lot nicer than a lot of the jerks that work around here.
== Nothing special ==
He's actually kinda quiet, but not like a recluse or nothing. He's actually pretty funny sometimes. He had this really funny joke about Simmons' hair the other day. You kind of had to be there though. But it was way funny, trust me. Even Crenshaw was laughing. Yeah, seriously.
But he's not some obnoxious hack like Tillerman. Man, that guy's a dick.
== The kind of guy you'd go out to a bar with ==
You know, just hang out. Gels well with a group, you know? Wouldn't mind getting everyone another round. Real polite. Won't get drunk off his ass and start yelling crap. Maybe he's not much of a drinker anyway. He seems like the designated driver type.
== Seems like a fair guy ==
I don't think I've ever seen him get mad. I remember Stacy screwing up one time and made him stay overtime, and he didn't say anything. And, I mean, you know how everyone picks on Stacy. But he didn't say a word. Took it all in stride.
== Even his ex-girlfriend is on good terms with him ==
You know he and Miranda used to go out? Yeah, like two years ago. She said he was a perfect gentleman. Never forgot a date. Wasn't all, like, smothering or anything. It was one of those mutual break-up kind of things. No bad blood or anything. I mean, how many people are on good terms with their ex's? Real nice guy.
== The beard? ==
Yeah, the beard's a little strange. A little too Grizzly Adams, you know? Maybe he just doesn't look good without a beard. Like a Kevin Smith thing or something.
== He invited me over to his place for the game ==
He's got a new flat screen or something. Told me not to worry about drinks or anything.
This is a nice place. Small brick bungalow, nothing fancy. Probably pretty good for his wages.
Hey buddy, thanks for having me over. Should I take my shoes off or anything? No? All right.
Should I flick a light on? It's kinda dark.
Hey, is that wardrobe made of tors...
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A personal appeal from Jimbo Wales

I got a lot of funny looks ten years ago when I started talking to people about Wikipedia. Hell, I got a lot of funny looks when I DIDN'T talk to people about Wikipedia. Maybe I shouldn't have been speaking Swahili and wearing a cowboy costume.
Let's just say some people were skeptical of the notion that alien conspiracy theorists from all across the world could come together to create a remarkable article about how Dick Cheney was sodomized by the Klingons – all for the simple purpose of sharing.
No ads. No agenda. No strings attached. No content. No real facts. No clues. No shirt. No shoes. No brains. No problem.
A decade after its founding, nearly 400 bazillion people use Wikipedia and its sister sites every month - almost a third of the Internet-connected world. Fuck yea!
It is the 5th most popular website in the world (right after bigblackbutts.com) but Wikipedia isn't anything like a commercial website. It is a community creation, written by volunteers making one entry at a time about Obama not really being black or how Uncyclopedia is so really, really evil. You are part of our community. You are our family. And, as our family, we're here to inform you that it's time you got off your asses and got jobs, you lazy shits. And I'm writing today to ask you to protect and sustain Wikipedia. I sure as hell am not going to—I DO have a lifestyle of hot women and puppy paintball to keep up, you know.
Together, we can keep it free of charge and free of advertising, pop-ups, facts, needless government intervention, Uncyclopedia users and The Joker . We can keep it open – you can use the information in Wikipedia any way you want. Seriously, check out our article on The White House, it kicks ass! We can keep it growing – spreading knowledge everywhere, and inviting pointless unverifiable bullshit from everyone.
Each year at this time, we reach out to ask you and others all across the Wikimedia community to help sustain our joint enterprise with a modest donation of $2000, $350,000 $50,000,000 or more. Cough up, you cheap bastards, we know you have it. We log your IP and from it hack your computer and read your bank accounts. What the hell did you buy at Wal-Mart for $46.95, anyway?
If you value Wikipedia as a source of information – and a source of inspiration PRAISE JEBUS – I hope you'll choose to act right now.
Otherwise, fuck you.
All the best,
Jimmy Wales
Founder, Wikipedia
P.S. Wikipedia is about the power of people like us to do extraordinary things. People like us write Wikipedia, one word at a time. People like us fund it, one donation at a time. People like us crash it, one entry at a time. It's proof of our collective potential to change the world. Those pussies at SkyNet? Amateurs. WE will rule the FUCKING WORLD.
Luv ya,
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A story built one article at a time

Looks exactly what it looks like.
== Rules - follow them or get banned from this page! ==
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A story built one article at a time/FISH!!!

FISH!!! is a phrase that exists. Why does it exist? Well, some child coined the term a couple of years ago, and then one of her impersonators decided to make an article about it.
This phrase is usually used when you interact with the fish rack where the fish is getting dried. You can also use it when the inevitable apocodlypse happens and all the fish start raining down on us.
== History ==
The history of the term is unclear. Except it is, but the article creator is extremely unoriginal and didn't think through the article topic in the slightest, so I'm making stuff ambiguous for no reason. Whoops!
Either way, the term has, in fact, been used before said child coined the term. Come on, did you really think yelling the word "fish" would take that long to happen? Don't be silly.
I actually don't know when someone first said "FISH!!!" out loud. It was probably in the 1200s or something like that. 
Either way, the term wasn't very popular to use until like, 2016, when a game called OneShot came out and it became a meme. At some point. I don't have the exact dates, ok? Either way, since said point in time took place it has been an in-joke and a meme within the community. I think. Can't remember the last time anyone said it except me.