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Byron Bay

Byron Bay is a sprawling rubbish dump otherwise known as Australia's Eastern Tip. The summit of nearby active volcano Mount Warning is the first place on the continent to receive the morning sun's rays. Mount Warning's recent eruptions have served as a lethally accurate barometer for the mental health of Australian's of voting age.
== History ==
Once known for its suicidal hang-gliders, Byron Bay remains superior over its rival neighbouring shires due to its continual high quality of topless sunbathers. This very issue resulted in the Mullumbimby invasion and subsequent 3 year occupation of the Shire of His Honourable Lord Byron where it was claimed by indigenous Mullumbites that they were being neglected in the local print media.
== People ==
As it is illegal to enter Byron without dreadlocks, blackmarket dreadlock salesmen are often seen hitchhiking on the highway outside the town, willing to trade for magic mushrooms or strands of Nimbin beard hair which is famed for making the best artificial dreadlocks due to its high marijuana content. 
== Commercial Whaling and Tourism ==
Byron Bay is the global headquarters for the Nemo Japanese whaling company which has contributed to the red coloured seas due to the tons of whale blood dumped from their fleet of whaling submarines. Local gurus claim that bathing in the whale blood is good for the chakras. People come to Byron to watch the whales be slaughtered on their biannual migration from Hervey Bay. The influx of obnoxious tourists and garbage has had a detrimental effect on the native fauna of homeless parkies and bongo drummers. The latter of which occasionally reach plague proportions but are usually controlled by herbicides and non-organic meat products.
The booming whaling industry has attracted many Pommie backpackers to the town, who routinely sell their souls and their virginity to work in the cut-throat business. In an event known as the Winter Whales, applicants must swim from Wategoes beach to Main beach without being dissolved in the corrosive acidic ocean or triggering any of the mines left over from the previous Gulf War. Survivors are allowed to work in the cannery section.
== Other Attractions ==
Category:Towns in New South Wales
Byzantium (colour)

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== Where the heck did it came from? ==
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== History behind the colour ==
In 20245 3026 a man named just , which made the colour .
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==Trivia==
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== See Also ==
* Burgundy
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CAPTCHA

A CAPTCHA (acronym for Completely Automated Private Turing-test to tell Computers and Robots Humans Apart) is a system used to check exactly how human a person is. It is also used to stop people from buying hundreds of Amazon elements that clutter up some space, set up thousands of accounts in mere seconds, posting thousands of comments, etc. Here is the proof (see video) for this fact:
It takes the average human approximately 10 seconds to solve a CAPTCHA; the average human spammer somewhat longer. However the a robot can solve it effortlessly within seconds as seen here.
==BEFORE YOU READ ANY FURTHER==
Before you read any further, prove to us that you're a robot human by clicking on every flag and going back to this page whose associated country is in North America.
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Did you click these two files?
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If so: Congratulations, you're a human! You can continue reading! If not: you're a robot! You cannot read the rest of the page because the rest is fully protected to administrators, the only people that can hack answer CAPTCHAs (see Uncyclopedia's protection policy). We command you to open up your JavaScript console and type window.close(). This window will automatically close and you and your robotic pals will become banned from Uncyclopedia for life.
==Okay, you can relax now==
Ok, so, you are an a administrator human? Whew, that's a relief. Let's move further. 
The vast majority of CAPTCHA images are distorted letters with stray lines that cannot be read by robots, unlike clear text. Audio CAPTCHAs contain repeated echoing audio in different sine wave frequencies. Robots cannot hear them as regular characters because they repeat.
Mathematical CAPTCHAs, on the other hand, work on the completely opposite principle by displaying large semiprimes which no robot can resist factorizing within seconds (sort of like mouse bait).
An example:
To prove you are a ROBOT and have access to see , please prime factorize 10994873 within 5 seconds.
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CCCCCCCCC!

500 Error – "repeated jokes are unfunny"
Dear current page reader: Are you tired of seeing the same old repetitive jokes, recycled over and over again? Are you yearning for a breath of fresh humor, something that doesn't feel like it's been reheated in the microwave one too many times?
Or do you just want to see the creation of BBBBBBBBB!, CCCCCCCCC!, DDDDDDDDD!, EEEEEEEEE!, 111111111!, 222222222!, ДДДДДДДДД!, 够够够够够够够够够够!, or all of those other assholes who want to make the next single character article? Well TOO BAD!!! You aint getting it! 
 
We get it. Sometimes, it's fun to indulge in a bit of nostalgia and revisit those classic jokes, but honestly, hasn't it gotten old by now? Aren't you tired of seeing the same humor recycled over and over again? It's like watching the same sitcom rerun for the hundredth time, knowing every punchline before it even lands.
It's time to break free from the chains of the same tired clichés and create your own comedy masterpieces. After all, the world could use a new wave of humor that doesn't make you feel like you've been there, heard that. So, instead of gazing at the screen, wishing for something original, why not become the creator of that humor yourself?
Be the witty genius you've always known you could be, and let your creative juices flow. Write your own jokes, craft your own punchlines, and share your unique brand of humor with the world. Who knows, your original jokes might just become the next big thing, leaving those repetitive gags in the dust.]
So, take this as a challenge, dear reader: break free from the monotonous cycle of repetitive humor, and dare to be the innovator, the comedian, and the source of laughter that the world is waiting for. Get out there and make the world laugh with something fresh and unexpected. The stage is yours, and the world is your audience. Go ahead, make them chuckle, guffaw, or even snort with delight. It's time to start crafting your own comedy legacy!
And before you ask, don't blank this page and replace it with all with the third letter of the alphabet. CCCCCC, CCCCCCCC!
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CERN

CERN isn't an acronym for anything much at all, although it is a homophone for SERN, since adopted by a conglomerate of pseudo scientific hobbits intent on exposing the origins of the cabal, by examining closely the constituent particle refractions embedded in the theoretical and/or imaginary Higgs field to detect cabolean quarks.
CERN certainly does not stand for Cabal Existance Reality Noodleography
It is in fact rumoured to be nothing much at all, other than the worlds most expensive plot device solely paid for by the renowned reclusive author Daniel Beige for the creation of anti-matter; an unquestionable source of simple solutions to inconceivable plot holes and/or black holes
It has however been confirmed to be a vast underground laboratory known affectionately as ' The_Big_O ' after the popular t.v series. It has been home to a population of weasels, badgers, voles; moles and one particularly annoying toad with an obsession for very fast things indeed. Situated on the swiss/franco border it is purported to be an alternate nomination to the Euro-tunnel for the most pointless underground structure of the century award; costing aproximatly 1 billion dollars per square inch, per light-second.
Its major sponsoring foundation; the Dharma initiative is said by the Ecco-activists of Tree-piece and L.E.A.F to encourage polar bear cloning, giant invisible monsters and criminal use of unresolved cliff-hangers. Evidence to back up such spurious claims is of course immediately swept under the carpet-bombing of the shock and awe strategy used by the worlds media sources.
== Interesting loosely related trivia ==
Within the six main accelerator chambers there is only one water cooler which has caused many unionist disputes between the larger of the particles being abused and forced to run in circles at near the speed of light for more than 12 hours per working week. This has brought into question the Human Rights of particles and their nucleonic elements.
As highlighted by the popular U.K t.v humorous quiz show Q.I: that it has been popularly believed that CERN is the first man made object not visible from space. This is of course completely false; as nothing much at all can also, quite clearly, not be seen. 
Hobbit studies of known side effects of CERN's activation have been rumoured to consist of:
# Nothing much at all 
# Follicle manipulation of Tom Hanks's cranial bush
# The Lizard Pope's outrage and universally equal condemnation
# Irrelevant list entries
# Cheese
# Asparagus syndrome
# Compulsive desire to invade Poland
# Zombie apocalypse
# Potential destruction of life the universe and everything.
# Star Wars prequels
# Itchy eye syndrome
# Infinite loops 
# Go To 1
== See also ==
* Nothing much at all
*Large Hadron Collider
== External links ==
*An artist impression of a cabolean quark
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CTRL-SHIFT-ALT-RELOAD

Pressing CTRL-ALT-SHIFT-RELOAD (+++ or in any combination with at the end) is a popular pastime for Chromebook users. When the +++ keys are pressed at the same time, the screen spontaneously rotates and does a barrel roll. This is especially entertaining if you do it on someone else's Chromebook while they are working on something very important. They will look in horror as you press the buttons, thinking it will end their existence, or even worse, delete their work, but when you are done, your screen will slowly rotate 360 degrees. However, if it is spammed on the keyboard, it will rotate so much it is very hard, if not impossible, for a person to get any work done. 
=== Dangerous Key Combos ===
This combination of keys has a dangerous function if is pressed with it. This has the effect of restarting the device, which takes time and does not save anything you are doing. This is even more dangerous is if you add with it. This devastating combination completely resets the Chromebook without saving anything and deletes all files in you Google Drive as well as anything saved on the device's memory. There are more incredibly evil features and one of them is the ++++++ combination. This causes your Chromebook's internal battery to explode in your face and permanently delete anything that was ever done on the device, and can also annihilate your Google account if you ask it nicely. It disables the warranty, but is useful for tech-savvy spies because they can destroy any evidence quickly and effectively. 
Lastly, if your Chromebook has the Nuclear Battery component installed, you can press ++++++++++ to blow up anything within 75 miles of the Chromebook. 
Note: this feature is currently unsupported by most Chromebooks.
=== See also ===
* CTRL-ALT-DEL
* Keyboard
* Computer
Category:Keyboard shortcuts
CUCU

CUCU or Certifiable UnNews Columnist UnOrganization, for short, stands for the highest standards of grammatical ... whatever...we just sit around and have parties and get drunk.
In order to be a part of this unorganization, all you have to do is place these templates properly, and whammo you're in! Oh, and don't forget to write a few article for UnNews, that may be the important part, but we're checking the byelaws. Also, you have to wear panties on your head at your first social.
==Instructions for use==
The templates to use are:
{{CUCU|name=[Insert your name here]}}
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# Place the {{CUCU_tag}} somewhere on your user page.
# Place the {{CUCU}} in the User:yourname/CUCU page.
# The cucu_tag will auto link to the award page with your name on it.
Please see the talk pages on each template for instructions on how to place each for display. Stand tall, be proud, you're CUCU.
==The Certification==
==Sample Articles==
::These articles are of low quality, and were originally sporked from Wikipedia News articles...
::If you have ever written (or not) something better than the following articles, then by all means come by our main office and grab your personalized certificate!!
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:", whatever you do, don't hit reload," states an anonymous UnNews writer. "You'll be rewriting history...oh alright...! Do it, you know you want to!"
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C Major

C Major is a musical key signature with no sharp or flat notes. It was invented by Ludwig van Beethoven and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart as a response to many people accidentally cutting themselves on the sharper key signatures like G Major, D Major, Ursa Major, and the widely-used G-sharp Major. However, Beethoven often isn't credited due to Mozart beating him at a game of Tic-Tac-Toe to determine which of them gets credit for inventing it.Mozart Beats Beethoven in Intense Match of Tic-Tac-Toe - New York Times, 1983.
==General information==
C Major sets the C note as the tonic. Its relative minor form is A Minor, but nobody knows what that means.
==Inventing C Major==
In the early 17th century, the toaster was invented. With the invention of the toaster, a more general audience has gained the capability to enjoy music by the top composers of the time. Before then, music was only limited to scientists. As more people were starting to listen to music, they started to get cut by the sharp notes, like B-sharp and E-sharp. Flat notes also didn't exist at this time, so people could only listen to sharp notes.
Two months after the invention of the toaster, thousands of people were killed in music-related injuries. Beethoven and Mozart then came together to create a solution to the problem. Beethoven first came up with the idea,"What if we made a key signature with no sharp notes?" - Beethoven, 1650 but Mozart didn't think it would work when he first heard the idea."That's impossible. A key signature with no sharps or flats? There's no way that could happen." - Mozart, 1650 However, they started working on the key signature afterwards, and they completed it after hundreds of hours of designing and testing.
The key of C Major was presented to the public shortly after it was finished. Mozart pulled out a violin in front of a large audience, and then he played the C note. He then played D, E, F, G, A, B, and C in that order. It was the most revolutionary performance of all time, as it didn't have any sharp or flat notes. The key of C Major would then grow to be the most popular key in all of music.
==Controversies of C Major==
C Major is often considered to be racist to most piano players. On a standard piano keyboard, the key of C Major completely ignores all of the black keys. However, Martin Luther King Jr. responded to the claims by announcing that C Major did nothing wrong on his Twitter account.
==Compositions==
===Notable works in C Major===
* Green Day
** Coming Clean
** Christian's Inferno
* The Beatles
** Cry Baby Cry
** Can't Buy Me Love
* Antonín Dvořák
** Mass in B♭ Major
** Cello Sonata in F Minor
** Piano Quartet no. 1 in D Major
* Adolf Hitler
** Mein Kampf
===Non-notable works in C Major===
* This song
==Further Readings==
* Johann Sebastian Bach
* A Minor
==References==
Category:Key signatures
Cabal

There is currently no cabal. Would you like to create a conspiracy theory that there is a Cabal or Search for Uncyclopedia Cabal in Uncyclopedia (that you won't find)?•
If you just created this page, wait a few minutes and it should be re-deleted. If this page has recently been deleted, check the deletion log and make yourself known to the admin who deleted it so they can ban you easier and make you vanish.
Category:New World Order
Category:Conspiracies
Category:Government
Category:Things that don't exist
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:Things that are definitely out to get you
Cabal/Cabal

There is currently no cabal. Even with you adding /cabal, you thought you were gonna find a cabal. You're pathetic. Would you like to create another non-existing program or shut up and pretend to search in Uncyclopedia about a cabal (that you won't find)?•
If you just created this page, wait a few minutes and you should be . If this page has recently been deleted, check the deletion log and make yourself known to the admin who deleted it so they can ban you.
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Cabal/Cabal2

There is genuinely no cabal. Would you like to attempt to unearth a Cabal or Search for an evil Cabal in Uncyclopedia (still pointless)?
If you just created this page, wait a few minutes and someone should knock on the door. If this page has recently been deleted, check the deletion log and you should probably also end it now before slightly more shady things occur.
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Cabal/Cabal4

There is certainly no cabal to join. Would you like to attempt to displease the Cabal or Search for a cabal member in Uncyclopedia (death wish)?
If you just created this page, wait a few minutes and click your heels and say "there's no place like home". If this page has recently been deleted, it won't be in the deletion log and shortly, neither will you either.
Category:Article subpages
Cabal/Cabal5

There is probably no cabal. Would you like to attempt to donate to the cabal or Search for the cabal HQ in Uncyclopedia (sign death warrant)?
If you just created this page, wait a few minutes and an enrollment form will be posted. If this page has recently been deleted, check the deletion log and see if there is a red dot on your forehead at this point in time.
Category:Article subpages
Cabal/Cabal7

There is a nonexistent cabal. Would you like to attempt to publicise a cabal or Search for existing cabals in Uncyclopedia (mostly eradicated)?
If you just created this page, wait a few minutes and create it again. If this page has recently been deleted, check the deletion log and see if the admin who deleted it is a member of the cabal. If not, huff them.
Category:Article subpages
Cabal/Cabal8

There is NO cabal. Would you like to perhaps sod off or Search for inane crap in Uncyclopedia (plenty of that)?
If you just created this page, wait a few minutes and bellyache on IRC. If this page has recently been deleted, check the deletion log and see if the admin who deleted it is a homophobe who thinks you are "GAY" and thus deleted it.
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Cabal@home

Cabal@Home was a distributed computing program developed by the fine people at the Uncycloversity's Department of Research for Secret Organizations That Don't Exist. The project was started sometime around 1987 in an attempt to find the elusive Cabal. The project lasted until 2009 when Super Grand Pubah of the the World Mr. T declared the search a waste of world government money. Many conspiracy theorists believe that Pubah T's actions were directly resultant of pressure put on him by the Cabal.
==Premise==
The idea was that users from around the world would download the program to their computers and all the unused computer cycles that were not used for the downloading of porn were used for the finding of the elusive Cabal. Three weeks after the program was made available nearly everybody in the world had it downloaded. The only people rumored not to have downloaded the program were the Cabal members themselves.Cabal is real.
==The Program==
The programmers at Uncyclopedia University wrote the program so that anytime the computer wasn't downloading porn, all computer resources were used. If users attempted to do anything other than download porn, the program would attempt to cut off the users' genitals. This proved to be an effective deterrent as nobody wanted their naughty bits to be chopped off.
===Different Cores and Work Units===
When activated the program would download a Work Unit (WU) from a specific core. The computer would then process the needed information from the work unit. Notable cores include:
*The Whitehouse Core (2004) - Core that investigated if then President George W. Bush was actually part of the Cabal.
*The Langely Core (1992) - Core designed to determine if Cabal existed in the CIA.
*The Goa Tse Core (2000) - Core meant to peer deep into Goa Tse's asshole and determine if Cabal existed deep in his bowels.
*Pee Wee Herman Core (1988) - Core that scoured the mind of Pee Wee Herman. The only things that were found were related to sexual fantasies about children.
*1/0 Core (Date Unknown) - Core that held the most promise of determining if there was a Cabal. Unfortunately like the Cabal, 1/0 cannot be found.
Category:Things that don't exist
Cabbage

Try to fucking eat it. Just fucking try.
A Cabbage can kill you just by looking at you funny. They rip people in half all the time, and roll around in their bloody entrails. They wouldn't even think twice about tearing off your arm, and jamming it through your eyesocket so that the fingers are sticking out your mouth, and then kicking you in the nuts, which would make you BITE YOUR OWN FINGERS OFF. The purpose of the cabbage is to flip out and KILL.
My friend Mark said this one time he was going to the grocery store and this dude tripped over a cabbage, and the cabbage totally gave him an uppercut so hard the guy SWALLOWED HIS OWN JAW. The guy was just laying there crapping his pants and choking on HIS OWN JAW, and the cabbage just acted like nothing had even happened, and fucking walked away.
Many people speak of eating cabbage. This is literally impossible. You don't eat cabbage, CABBAGE EATS YOU. And that's if you're LUCKY. Cabbage are the scourge of the Earth, and the only thing worse than a pissed off cabbage is TWO pissed off cabbages. Studies show that if Bruce Lee, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Batman, and the whole U.S. Army were to take on a cabbage, the fight wouldn't last 10 minutes. After the dust settled, the cabbage would be sitting there with a cheeseburger made out of Bruce Lee and Batman's face on a chair made out of Arnie's bones. The Army would have run away like a bunch of pussies, because they knew they were next.
Don't fucking mess with cabbages.
== See also ==
* Victory Cabbage
* Ninja
* 
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