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The Return of Fat Albert

Introduction:
Twenty years after Bill Cosby was convicted of many crimes, His creations have become nothing more than a childhood memory. But one day, someone found something. Something big, Something fat. It was a VHS tape for Fat Albert, but it didn't say Fat Albert it said Fat Alberto. The man who found the tape immediately took it to the police for investigation. But the most important thing is... That man... Is you!
Chapter 1: Billy Mays
So, you were walking down the street, minding your own business, everything was so peaceful. Except for the occasional dead bird sitting in the middle of the road. You continued walking, as you ate paint chips trying to get smarter. But it was that moment that you realized that paint chips wouldn't make you smarter. They would make you dumber. 
You then looked straight ahead of you, and saw a figure, that looked like a fat man. He started running towards you. You thought nothing of it, and kept walking. It was then you realized that the figure wasn't a human, It was a Fat Albert.
Chapter 2: Micheal Myers
Fat Albert than puled a bunch of lint from his pocket and started eating it. He then barfed up a VHS Tape called Fat Alberto. You grabbed it from him and walked to the police station. You told them everything, as you told them the story you noticed someone in the background. It was Billy Mays! You Screamed at the top of you lungs asking for mercy. But Billy made his way over and Violently grabbed your shoulder. You tried to retaliate, but nothing was working. The police tried to intervene but they couldn't. Billy Mays then said "I WANT YOU TO LEAVE NOW!"
You left sprinting. Your way home was easy, but when you made it home, you realized something. Fat Alberto was in your home he sat on your couch waiting for you. He wanted you to play the video. You did and barfed. Fat Albert turned out to be evil....
The End
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
The Return of Shia Labeouf (the sequel to Actual Cannibal, Shia LaBeouf)

You're driving down a road.
It's empty and dark, 
But your phone is charged. 
It's been about a year since you first fought him, 
Shia LaBeouf. 
Your phone starts to ring 
You answer it, shaking. 
"Hello?" you say, but there's no answer, just breath. 
"I'm decapitated."
Shia LaBeouf. 
You get out of your car, 
A headless man appears. 
He's almost upon you now 
And you can see he's holding his head! 
My god, it's Shia LaBeouf! 
Running for your life 
(From Shia LaBeouf) 
He's putting on his head. 
(It's Shia LaBeouf)
Starting to give chase now
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf. 
Living in the woods, 
(Shia LaBeouf) 
Avenging his death, 
(Shia LaBeouf.) 
Trying to eat your body 
Actual cannibal, Shia LaBeouf. 
It's morning, and you seem to have lot him, 
You go back into your car. 
You thought you killed that murderer, 
You drive silently through the countryside. 
A-ha! In the distance, 
A small police station with a car in front. 
Hope! 
You drive stealthily toward it, 
But you see inside! It's Shia LaBeouf! 
Exiting your car, 
(Quiet, quiet) 
Creeping toward the station, 
(Quiet, quiet) 
Now you're on the doorstep, 
He sees you outside, Shia LaBeouf. 
Brandishing an axe, 
(Shia LaBeouf) 
But you quickly dodge as he exits, 
(Shia LaBeouf) 
He's coming up behind you. 
Strangled by superstar Shia LaBeouf. 
Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf, 
Pulling a knife on Shia LaBeouf, 
Stab it in his stomach. 
Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf. 
You limp back to your white car, 
Air flowing into your lungs. 
You have just won. 
You have murdered Shia LaBeouf 
Wait! He isn't dead! Again, a Surprise! 
There's an axe in his hands, and death in his eyes. 
But you still have your knife, now 
Stabbing at superstar Shia LaBeouf 
Yet another fight with Shia LaBeouf 
Normal Monday morn' for Shia LaBeouf 
You try to cut the throat of Shia LaBeouf 
But the axe is coming fast at your tired head
You dodge his every swipe, you parry to the left
He counters to the right, you catch him in the chest
You're cutting out his heart now 
You have finally ended the life of Shia LaBeouf 
His heart beats weakly in you hand, just lifeless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath 
You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Memes
Category:BATTELS
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
The Return of Super Beowulf and Hingderdingder Brothers 64 in 3D on Sale

My name is Ulfric Stormcloak. I'm nine-thousand years old and I'm also an intern at Creepypasta Studios. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. One thing I've learned after twenty-one years is you never know what is gonna come through that door.
One day I was tasked with cleaning out the bathroom. For some reason I always was assigned to clean the bathroom on taco day. When I opened the door to clean one of the stalls, LOLSKELETONS popped out of the toilet and gave me a video tape that read "The Return of Super Beowulf and Hingderdingder Brothers 64 in 3D on Sale".
"I got in on sale," Skelly explained. He then went back into the toilet to do PATRIXXX knows what.
After I got home from work, I sat down in my room, put the video tape in my Gameboy and grabbed my Xbox controller to see what exactly is on this tape.
Then I saw a picture of the lord and savior PATRIXXX on the desk and turned it face-down so that it would not see this demonic programming.
While the tape was starting up, I left to get some potato chips and a drink. When I returned, the tape began with a stereotypical Swedish man talking.
"I'm Beowulf Horafisk and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my brother Hingderdingder. And one thing I've learned after over nine-thousand years is you never know what is gonna come through that door."
The first level of the game began playing as Hingderdingder running away from yet another stereotypical Swedish man, Olaf Fiskkuk. Eventually, Olaf caught up to Hingderdingder and a crappy and pixelated animation played of him being stabbed to death.
The tape then cut to a scene of Beowulf Horafisk and his father in a pawn shop, working there.
"I got the gun from LOLSKELETONS' Suicide. It appeared in the actual episode of The LOLSKELETONS Show in which he killed himself. The episode was written and scripted by Vampire from Nazareth and is also edible. This is the exact gun he used in said episode," a Magikarp who walked into the shop said.
"So do you wanna pawn it or sell it?" Beowulf asked.
"Well I'm lookin for $500."
"I'll give you a couple of bucks for it," Beowulf offered.
"Alright deal," the Magikarp sealed the deal, walking out with $2.
The second level of the game began with Beowulf maneuvering through various obstacles. It seemed like an actual game for once. Once I beat the level, it started a boss fight with Beowulf battling Olaf Fiskkuk. After I beat him, it simply cut to the next level in which I played as Beowulf's father, Beowulf Horafisk Senior, hunting down a character that somehow looked a lot like you...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Skeletons
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
The Return of the Muppets

So, one day I was on my computer. I was searching for my nephew's birthday present. He was three by the way. I was looking along the lines of Muppets, or things like Sesame Street, when a came across a strange article. This article explained that when the muppets were created, they were created in the same design studio as horror film puppetry and masks, so other films were created there. So I read on and read that during the making of a horror film, which was to be completely based around robots. I also read that Jim Henson was planning to  make the muppets animatronic. Unfortunately, during tests, they mixed up the exo skeleton of a horror robot and mixed it with a muppet. These then broke loose and reeked havoc over the whole town. I decided to stop reading there. The next day I woke up to find that covering my window, was the words, "We're not done yet," covering my windows with blood. We never saw that message again, but we are sure that they are still out there
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Jornel
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Shortpasta
The Rick and Morty Amusement Park

Hi, I'm Billy, I'm 8 years old, and I remember when I first went to the local Rick and Morty amusement park! When I walked in, it felt like a dream when I went there. I ran through the doors of the building, them swinging behind me as I almost trample the lady at the front who welcomes you there. I had grabbed my tokens and ran to the arcade, playing the first game I saw. I had played almost every game until I went off to get some pizza, because it really saps your energy and I was starving. The pizza did not taste at all like I expected. The sauce was lumpy and tasted almost nothing like tomato sauce and more like blood mixed with ground up eyes and the cheese was rough and was more of a tan color, it almost looked like skin! There were also no annoying Rick animatronics anywhere on the show stage, but you'll find out why in a second.
After I ate my pizza, I heard a scratching sound coming from the kitchen door, so I walked in but that wasn't the brightest idea because that's what led me to, well, you'll know later. The scratching was a child that had legs torn off, and had empty eye sockets with blood crusted around them. I was disgusted by the sight, and the child wailed and started to choke out something I couldn't really understand. It sounded like, "Help.. Kids.. Death.. Leave.."
I was too shocked and curious to leave, and I just wanted to explore more. I walked around, just finding limbs of humans, puddles of blood, skinned hanging children, and internal organs sprawled out everywhere. So I realised the pizza is made of kids, what a surprise, I already found a whole finger in the pizza! My Mom claims it's fake, like some guy put a fake finger in there to scare us, anyways, I noticed that the freezer was left wide open, and I heard strange sounds coming from it, sounding a little bit like low voiced demonic laughter, followed by coughing and wheezing. I walked inside and the door had slammed behind me, and I turned around to see that multiple Rick and Morty themed animatronics were standing at the door. They had no eyes and had knives sunken into their foreheads, backs, or stomachs. They were actually bleeding and I was confused how it was possible, they aren't even real, but they seemed to look real and living at the moment.
All of a sudden, I felt breathing on the back of my neck, and I turned around to see that an animatronic of Rick Sanchez himself was standing there, in the same condition as his friends. He also seemed to look more realistic. As soon as I saw him, I screamed loudly and he grabbed my throat, squeezing hard. He squeezed it harder and harder until I ran out of oxygen. Curse you, Rick Sanchez, I'm dead because of you.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Im died
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
The Rick and Morty Theory

Years ago in the 90s, an imaginative 14 year-old boy named Morty kept a notebook of his make-believe adventures that he made of him and his long dead grandfather Rick that he never met, but assumed was some scientist or something. Everyday at noon he would write in his journal that day's make-believe story that he came up with, everyone at school told him to grow up so he did just that, for years he had journal locked away until a yard sell in about 2012, he sold it to two men and it was reworked for modern times and turned in to the show "Rick and Morty".
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Shortpasta
The Road Everyone Knew

Don't worry, this is only fiction.
Everyone went out of their homes as the winds fluttered silently.
They went to the road.
The road everyone knew.
The road known very much for that sighting of a rotten man's body.
They have gone nearer when a scratch was heard.
They silently went nearer.
And nearer.
That is when they saw...
A poor young girl's,
ROTTEN HEAD!
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Road of No Return

It was a cold winter morning (5:00AM). I needed to go to the store, but the store was a town away and I have no car. That means I have to walk there in the snowy cold.
I walked outside, I'm surrounded by snowy woods, I also had to walk down the dark cold foggy road...
As I walked down the road, I felt like something was watching me. I looked in the woods and saw nothing.
23 minutes later...
I left the dark cold snowy forest and found another dark road. It was a little chilly but, no snow. As I continued to walk down the road, I could here some rustling in the brush. I got scared and ran as fast as I could.
25 minutes later...
I walked down another dark road and I still felt like something was watching me. I heard more rustling in the brush and weird chattering noises. It sounded nothing l have ever heard before. My heart was racing, and I felt pressured. 	
I could actually see a glimpse of the creature next to the woods, and it was disturbing...
It looked like a zombie, its eyes were glowing and it had pale skin...Every time I would run, it would run. I got so scared and I ran as fast as I could.
15 minutes later...
Near the edge of the woods, there was an old abandoned house. I ran in the house and locked my self in so that awful creature couldn't kill me.
I could here the creature scratching at the door trying to get in and kill me. I ran upstairs and hid in a chest.
30 minutes later...
I am still hiding in this chest and I'm afraid to get out of it. I have to be brave and get out of the chest. I got out of the chest and went down the stairs. I peaked in the kitchen and saw that awful creature, eating a dead rat. I quickly ran out of the house as fast as I could.
I saw the creature chasing me and I went to the nearest road.
3 hours later...
I found a dark creepy road and there was a dead end. I stood in the circle of the dead end and I couldn't move. The creature came up to me and cut me open and started eating me alive...
==FBI Report==
"Dead body found in a road that know one knew existed!"
The FBI went to the killing scene ASAP.
When they got there, they saw a dead body that was tore to sherds and missing internal organs.
The FBI agents went back to the car and got a bag to put the body in. When they got back, the body was gone and bloody marks were on the ground. The FBI was confused. Agent 1 said: "QUICK! Get the camera!", and Agent 2 ran to the car to get the camera.
Agent 2 went back to the spot and Agent 1 was gone and there was organs on the ground.
Agent 2 ran quickly back to the car and tried to drive off. The creature hopped on top of the car, stuck its hand threw the car window, stuck its hand in agent 2's heart, and killed him. The agent already had his foot on the gas, the car drove off into a ditch and exploded, killing the evil creature.
No one has ever went to The Road of No Return ever since. And the creature was never seen again...
THE END
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Beings
Category:Im died
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
The Rob

Serious shit has gone down. Yesterday I was watching my La Telenovelas on TV when my phone rang. It said restricted and I answered it. A raspy voice said "Let your mother know." So I called my mom to tell her but THE VOICE ANSWERED AGAIN! It answered and said "All I need is you." I asked it what it was and it said it was a Ghost - I looked around and he was standing in my door! I ran out my door into the twilight and hopped on my old bike. "Perfect" the ghost yelled - "All I need is you to chase!" I pedaled furiously to the local park, the garden of Eden. But the ghost popped out and said "time to do the rendevouz!" Then he turned into a flamingo and flew away. I looked down and saw a simple stone marker that says "In Memoriam." Now I'm lonely but I think I'm not alone. What do I do? This is no trampoline I'm on here.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Roblox Admin

The day was 25 July 2016
I was on Roblox playing my favorite game: Slide 4 Admin!
Then I noticed that one of th buttons that spawned a ridable box was gone, and it was my favorite box. But oh well.
I spawned a different box and rode down the slide. But something was off. The water on the slide looked not like the water texture that it should be, but it was red instead and was hyper-realistic and moving. I was freaking out
When I fell from the first ramp, I respawned and everything was covered in red eyeballs.
They were creepy and bleeeding. Then I saw it.
The admin.
He wore a black jacket with a blood-stained shirt and pants underneath.
He said "YOU WILL NEVER WIN" I was freaking out even more.
Then I died in the game, and the computer exploded into flames. I passed out, and when I woke up, the house was completely demolished, and the sky was red. I then saw the admin in the sky flying toward me, chanting "YOU WILL NEVER WIN" over and over and over again. He grabbed me by the throught and he choked me to death. Then I died.
hte end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Roblox
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The Roblox Being

It was a dark night. It was almost 12. I was on Roblox, looking around at the Catalog. Outside, I hear a long but thin squeal. I dismiss it as a bat or something, but the longer the night became, the larger the sound became. I heard a rattling sound. "No one's awake," I thought. I turned around to make sure nothing was there. But when I looked at the computer screen, there it was. A face, with eyes as white as paper, and blood sprayed from its mouth. I immediately shut the computer down and tried to sleep, but when I opened my eyes, I couldn't see. I blinked a couple more times, and realized I couldn't move. I inspected my body, and the truth came. I was not in my body! I looked around some more. I could see the dim, flickering light from the candle. A rush of cold air came through. "Odd, there's no windows open... unless..." I thought. "Oh no..." It came to me like a rocket. Black hands, grabbing for my limbs. I writhed in pain, and soon fell in a dark, deep sleep. I dreamed of skulls, eyes, and the 'thing'. I knew I wouldn't be the same ever again. This is a lesson, not to read creepypasta, because- OMG AKSledscnmsabbbbbbbbbbb x
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Roblox
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Old Shit
The Roblox Ghost (another purposly bad pasta)

So here is the story about that time when I was playing Roblox on my PC, I downloaded Roblox from ThePirateBay. I went to a place called 'OMG FREE ROBUX AND TIX WITH LIFETIME OBC', I then realised it actually said 'pony s3x party' and instantly reported it. Then my PC crashed and rebooted.
==Later...==
I then reloaded Roblox and found out there was only one place to go to, with only one user, it was called 'DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?'. The place picture was a hyper-realistic bloody Robloxian with a drill stuck in his eye.    I instantly shrugged it off and played it. There was just a completely green baseplate with a pitch black background, I walked for a while and came across the user who was the only one here other than me, the user was called John Doe. What was odd was the fact that you can't have spaces in your name unless the account was from 2006 or before.
I typed into the chat "Who are you?", later then a guest kept following me with a orb constantly saying "Where are you from?". I got disconnected this time, now there were 2 places: 'DO YOU WANT TO PLAY?' and 'MUMMY WHERE ARE THOU?'. I played the new one, and noticed my character was stuck. I saw a ghost Robloxian who looked like a thing from scream and was saying "No mummy, please don't go!". He then walked towards me and made a loud scream that broke my room's windows. My mum and dad were at home so I quickly turned down the volume of the PC. The ghost then got out a photo-realistic knife and tore his left arm and all of his legs off with it, there was realistic blood squirting out of the torn limbs and I actually felt sick. He then dissappeared. For a breif moment, I saw someone on the playerlist called 'GET OUT', I decided to stay but then the server shut down. Now my computer was downloading something that I couldn't stop. It was a file called '.exe'. I clicked on it and it seemed to be a video of a child and a adult, the adult later got blown up into pieces, gore splattered everywhere. and then the child grabbed a knife from the floor, cut off his limbs and stabbed it in his eye just like the ghost earlier. I no longer play this haunted game because of this now, goodbye Roblox.
Summary: Yes this was made bad on a purpose but not in a funny way, Just like ZOMFG DCUO IS EVILL, it contains alot of cliches especially hyper-realistic blood and some stupid child.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Roblox
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Well, that was pointless.