Guy the Killer

== Chapter 1 ==
Once upon a time...There was a guy who was a killer. The reason why he started to kill people is because, he wasn`t always a guy who was a killer, his name was Todd and his full name was Todd Icouldn`tcomeupwithaname, he was 10 1/2 when this happened. He was made fun of because of his full name in school, there was only one kid who didn`t his name was Jeff because i just needed to find a category for this trollpasta that fit. But anyways, one day Jeff stole his bagel, it set Todd into a fit of rage, he never thought that Jeff would betray him, that was the last straw, he swore to kill! So then he decided to break into the school before it started, and kill all the people using a chair that he crafted somehow, then he camped, and waited for the students to come, when they all came, he slaughtered every single ONE. But Jeff, wasn`t there...He had more important business, and i am not going to be subtle, yes, Jeff is probably in jail. So then, he went home and killed his parents by using a logic of B O O K S. Basically, slapping them, which for some reason killed his parents and oh my god, this story doesn`t even make sense anymore. He knew he needed to be on the run, so he went on a run.
== Chapter 2 ==
A man named Jack Bold, went for a walk because NOBODY CARES WHY! Then Todd came out, with blood on his pants, Jack asked "Who are you?!" and Todd replied yelliing "I AM JUST A GUY!" before smashing Jack Bold with his underwater, and oh my god, what am i writing? Anyways, people heard that and the guy ran, they didn`t know his name, so that`s why the name "Guy the killer" exists, i guess. Anyways, Jack`s brother named Oliver Bold wanted revenge, so he decided to go find the guy who was the killer, i think, maybe, i dunno, i dunno if he`s the main protagonist or not. Well anyways, he went searching, and then he stumbled upon a guy, that`s right, it was the guy who killed that man named Jack Bold, but Oliver didn`t know. Then, he looked at the Guy the Killer, and he realized that they looked weirdly similar, so Oliver took out a crossbow and show the guy in the leg. The guy ran away, Oliver took the blood to the doctors to analyse, it was the blood of Tood Icouln`tcomeupwithaname, and it turned out that he and Oliver were twins! "Oh my gah!" screamed Oliver, he ran out , and found a gang named "a generic gang" who he told the story to, so they decided to gang up on the guy with Oliver, the gang consisted of 9 people. 
== Chapter 3 ==
They found the guy, and Oliver said "Well, well. I found out you were my biological brother, i know that you killed Jack, the locals described you as looking like me, even sometimes trying to shift all the blame on me, but that doesn`t matter, me and the gang are going to gang up on you!" The gang jumped out of the bushes, trying to get the guy to fall to the ground, but he took out a living turkey out of his pocket, and smacked people, so they couldn`t get him to fall. Then, only now for some reason, Oliver took out a granade and said "Haha, lol." and threw it, killing the gang, and Guy the Killer. And then he heard a voice behind him say "Well, well. You killed mah partner." he turns around and sees Jeff the Killer himself, who launches at Oliver and delivers his monologue "The bagel stealing was faked, it was an excuse so i could get him to help me deal with the bullies, he decided not to, instead decided to kill everyone, we were planning to collaborate today, but you didn`t let me...Now, go to sleep." And stabbed Oliver.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure