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*How to become Sans 
* How to Leak the Nuclear Codes
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* How to Sign Up for FeetFinder
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* How to Shoplift
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* How to Get Free VBucks
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How 2 troll

Here are top 5 tips on how on to give fucktards a taste of their own medicine when they are trying to butthurt all over the internets:
1. Pretend to be "anon" to attract /b/ trying to /b/ so-called /b/.2. Tell them that they are a weaboo/manchild/werejohncandy/tartlet tard/stoopid, or something out of the batshit insane ward of words.3. Open up a conversation of bullshit and frequently stir shit.4.Keep replying until they know you are fucking right beyond all belief.And5.  Watch them get all butthurt over it trying to defend themselves.
6. ??????
7. PROFIT!!!!!!
And there you have it  - how to get revenge at ASSPIES for their insensitive articles about peopel people (learn2spell your retartedness) on Deviantart.
I hope you enjoy it.
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How Frederick Saved the Jersey Shore

The skeleton looked at the note he had in his hand. He LOVED his job. "Set of Jersey Shore.Pauly D.,Situation, Snooki." The skeleton jumped up and down, giddy at the prospet of scaring the douchebagginess out of the three people on the note.He hopped into his beat up Jeep and headed off to the Jersey Shore
Snooki was in the bathroom, vomiting pure alcohol into the jade toilet they bought because idiots want to watch her and her friends act like dicks.She stood up, before doubling over in pain as another wave of nausea hit her harder than Pauly D. She didn't see the thin shape behind the pure gold shower curtain.
Situation was doing push-ups and sit-ups, taking a shot for each time he looked at himself in the nearby mirror. So OBVIOUSLY, he was completely shitfaced. He looked over at the vague humanoid shape that his drunkeness blissfully obscured. He mumbled drunkenly, "Hey (HIC) baby, wanna see the (HIC) Situation?" He passed out drunk before being taken.
Pauly D. was in a nearby gym, bitch-slapping the emu-feather training dummy they bought because money existed. He was imagining it was Snooki's face. "Ya like that? HUH?!? Don't FUCKIN tawk back ta me, ya BITCH!" He was too blinded by rage to hear the swinging of a padded baseball bat
The three (For lack of a better word) people woke up in a room that appeared to be a carnival maze lit by dark blue LED's. They wandered about for a bit before a sound startled them. It was "Spooky Scary Skeletons" played at a deep reverb. A large figure stood, backlit by the blue light.He ran towards the group of dicks ahead. They screamed and ran through the maze. Pauly pushed Snooki down, allowing a short pause as the monster picked her up and carried her away. He didn't pause for long though. Pauly ran towards the left, and Situation ran towards the right. Situation ran into a dead end just as the creature came from behind him. Pauly heard a scream from the tunnel where Situation went just before he saw the creature again. He pleaded and pleaded, but it didn't matter. It took Pauly, and silence fell on the carnival maze as the LEDs dimmed
(4 WEEKS LATER)
Pauly woke up in a dumpster, with a note on his face.
"REMEMBER THE CARNIVAL MAZE"
Pauly remembered, and vowed to change his life forever.He donated his money to an orphanage, fed the poor, and housed the homeless. Snooki led her life a reborn nun, using her shares to fund over 250 soup kitchens across America. Situation started up a reform school for criminals.He alone has succesfully reformed over 300 individuals, not to mention his staff and various volunteers
Frederick Rather plopped down on his bed after a long day's spooking.A note flapped in from the mail slot.
"Sam Pepper."
Damn, did he love his job.
+<=>THE END<=>+
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How Gas Works

Hello there. I am Professor Innerscope, and I will teach you how gas works. Gas actually isn't as complicated as some say. However, it is still complicated enough to have several theories going for it. I will state mine.
At least a billion years ago, the sun formed. This sun has produced a ton of gases that Earth uses today, including, but definitely limited to: Air, Water, Fart, Gasoline, and Hotter Water. No other gases exist. Keep in mind, however, that pseudo intellectuals will state such nonsense as nonmetals and noble gases. Ignore them. They are wrong.
So now we know every form of gas in the entire planet. The question is, how do they work? Here is a brief summary:
*Air: You breathe in it
*Fart: You fart it out
*Gasoline: Cars use this. Apparently, it's polluting the Earth. However, we all know that God isn't dumb enough to create something dangerous.
*Hotter Water: Known to normal people as steam.
==What is the cause to all of this?==
Research shows that Earth creates Air by contacting the sun. The sun, in return, heats the Earth. This creates Hotter Water. Air is in a limited supply. However, you breathe in and out. Therefore, Air isn't being consumed. Fart is actually the gas form of shit. Gasoline is a fossil fuel. Water is the compression of Air.
==Facts about Plants:==
Since plants have no noses, they cannot breathe. This is proof that lungs aren't a requirement to live. When the sun contacts Earth, Earth receives light. The first thing that Earth gives light to is plants. This is why they are green. Plants then receive the energy they need to shake around, making air.
And that's pretty much it. If you have any questions, leave a comment in the comment section. Until next time, this is facts about science, with Innerscope.
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How Google+ Really Died

As some of you may know by now, there are rumors going around about the end of Google+. Nobody is really certain but at the moment it seems to be a sure thing. Now, how do you think this happened? Did you really think that Google just finally decided to get their shit together and remove that unwanted service from our glorious YouTube? No. Google is too evil for that. This is where our friend Bob comes in.
Anybody who has been on YouTube or even sites far away from YouTube during the Google+ occupation should know about Bob. You see, Bob is a freedom-fighter created by many YouTubers as a way of rebelling against Bob. They would go everywhere on random videos and begin spamming Bob either standing by himself or being on a tank to fight Google+ for YouTube's independence.
I was merely a supporter of the Bob rebellion. I only fought once on a couple of videos with some excessive Bob spam. Other than that, I was just a bystander. I had given up hope of Google+ ever being defeated. But it seems as though I along with many others have gotten what we wanted. Thanks be to Bob.
Now, let me tell you how Google+ really died.
It was a terrible occupation. Millions, no, billions of people in an instant were forced into using Google+ against their will. If they had refused, they were cut off from many of YouTube's services. In this dark time, the word of Bob had come to bring a light of hope to the YouTubers. Millions joined the Bob rebellion. While many had betrayed the motherland of YouTube and fought against Bob, they stood no chance against his army. Nobody has ever really met Bob. They merely spread his voice of reason about every corner of YouTube. "How would this fight Google+?" you may ask.
Well, I have a theory that Bob is a real person, the person who started the Bob spam, the leader of the rebellion, Bob himself, in the flesh.
Bob was your everyday YouTuber who suffered just as much from the brutality of Google+ as everyone else. He simply shook it off as if nothing happened until that one fateful day on which Bob was pushed over the edge. He made one Bob comment on about five, maybe ten videos, all from semi-popular YouTubers so that others would notice it. When Bob acquired his army of freedom-fighters, he had enough power to literally kill Google+ with the power of his voice.
About a day before Google+ was rumored to be shutting down, Bob traveled to the main headquarters of Google, approached the creator of Google+ and ...
FUS RO BOB!!!!!!!!!!1111111
(Skyrim theme plays)
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How I Fell for a Credit Card Scam

This is a true story!!!
I was sitting at home and the phone rang, it was Rajhpeet. He said he was from VISA. I told him I didn't have a VISA. Rajhpeet then told me he was from American Express. I said okay I have Mastercard.
He asked me what the number on it was, so I told him. He then asked for more information, so I gave it to him. He also said that my account was compromised, and that he would send me money.
A few days later, there was a knock at my door. It was rajhpeet. He told me that I was going to be made into a beacon of wealth. I went with him. 
He made me get into the trunk, and then when he took me out, I was a credit card. Now people swipe me, and put me in their wallets.
Send help.
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How I Got Into Harvard

Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview.
As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" They seemed bored but I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, placed 1st in my state spelling bee for three consecutive years, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age of 14. I then worked as an intern at both Telsa, and NASA."
Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So...?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma and now I'm teaching advanced physicals there. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart.
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How I Want to Die

It's Christmas morning, 2074. My whole family has gathered to celebrate; Children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, nervous boyfriends and girlfriends of grandchildren. Everyone is here.
The young ones are shrieking with glee amidst flying tatters of wrapping paper, while the teens try their best to look bored and unimpressed.
The adults generally look shell-shocked and sit sipping coffee while staring into the middle distance. A few of the newer spouses, still seeking approval from the family, are running around with trash bags in a vain attempt control the blizzard of paper waste being generated from vicinity of the tree.
I watch this tableau from the comfort of my chair, feeling wonderfully content. I catch my wife's eye from where she sits on the other side of the room - still so beautiful after 65 years of marriage - and I know that she's feeling the same thing.
Porcella, my eight year old great-granddaughter comes running up to me with a christmas popper in hand.
"Hold this end while I pull it apart, poppy," she demands, with that pre-emptive pout that all little girls have mastered by the age of eight.
I smile indulgently, and grasp one end of the popper in my hand.
Porcella shrieks with glee and yanks her end.
There is a loud pop as I spontaneously explode, sending blood and chunks of myself flying in all directions. My nose makes a small splash as it lands in the cider.
No one is left out. Every single person in the room gets a bit of poppy on them.
The family sits in stunned silence until my wife, calmly wiping ichor from her glasses says, "he always said he was going to go that way."
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How I became a man

Today is the day I face my fears and stop being a petty slave to my emotions & avoidance of short term pain / seeking short term pleasure. Today is the day I become a real man.
I decided to take a cold shower. Cold can make weaklings of even the bravest man. It didn't hit me until I got to my shower how afraid I was. 30 seconds earlier I was like "fuck yeah, come the fuck at me cold water!" to myself.
Then I got into my shower and stood there with my hand frozen on the tap. For 5 minutes I felt extreme anxiety about what was about to happen, and stood there trying to psyche myself into it. "You're being a fucking weak little bitch, pain is weakness leaving the body, just fucking do it already. If you can't handle a little cold water how the fuck are you ever going to achieve your dreams?". I was literally shaking slightly in fear, several times I was about to turn the tap then stopped myself. I wouldn't let myself even think of getting out of that shower because I knew I would be a broken man if I did. I could turn that tap and walk the path to realizing my dreams or get out of the shower and fade away into mediocrity.
I don't know what it was that finally spurred me to take action. I turned the tap hard and a cascade of ice cold water that had been sitting in the pipes throughout the long night fell upon me. The first 30 seconds were hell. My entire body screamed at me to jump out of the shower but I forced myself to stay put.
As my body began to adjust to the cold though I felt an extreme sense of exhilaration. I screamed out "fuaaaaaarrrrrkkkkkk". I had done it, I had forced myself to conquer my fears after a lifetime of avoidance. The feeling was indescribable. I stayed in the shower for several minutes reveling in the sensations before I decided it was time to get out. I had stepped into that shower a boy. I left as a man.
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How Sherlock Did It

So little did we know, not only was Sherlock staying at wherever the Hell he was staying in the show, but he was also staying at a hotel that was 70-80% parking lot and haunted by the undead. However, this wasn't a traditional haunted hotel where the undead interfere with what's happening, they merely create an environment where bad things are bound to happen. A guy who clearly isn't Moriarty but could possibly be a relative of Moriarty sneaks into the hotel. Faux-Moriarty steals something of Sherlock's, couldn't really tell, though I figure it was his soul.
Sherlock chases Faux-Moriarty into a pretty big boiler room. 2 1/2 stories high and a relatively perfect rectangle. After this long chase, Faux-Moriarty reveals himself to be Papa Emeritus II from Ghost B.C.. Papa Emeritus then takes out some sort of flaming blade object (this part gets foggy) and cuts open individual pipes, releasing sewage fluid. (So apparently it's a boiler/sewer.) Because Sherlock is smart like this, he climbs on top of a chain platform standing near the ceiling in the center of the boiler room...even though the windows are totally open. Papa Emeritus then dumps the flaming blade object into the flood of raw sewage. The room fills up, and there are individual layers of sewage composed of different taboos of the human body (blood, shit, flesh, unmentionable things), but all completely toxic and flammable. While Sherlock thinks he's safe perched atop the chain platform, the explosion causes the platform to tip over and send Sherlock into the pool of flaming shit.
This causes a plague of food poisoning in most shrimp. Except for jumbo shrimp. And we're not talking about regular jumbo shrimp. Like, think about dicks for a second. (#IDaCashman2013). There are small dicks, there are big dicks, and then there are porn stars. (#IDaCashman2013). Now, you'd be thinking "oh this is where the vegans and the hippies come in and complain that these shrimps are farmed in Ohio and given a crapton of steroids like professional wrestlers." NOPE. This is where a bunch of 14 year old girls in sleeveless shirts and short shorts start complaining. You wanna know why they're complaining? Because they're at a buffet, and the sign says "Please pick up a clean dish each visit." And you'd think "but that's how all buffets work." Yeah, except each time they go up they only pick out one shrimp. So they're gonna have to like pick up a crapton of dishes. And I'm like "Well if you're gonna do that, why don't you just pick out one shrimp individually and just leave the plate you wanna use at the table?"
Moral of the story: Godzillafan01, don't ever come near my drum set again or I'll show you my uncle's bad smoking habits.
This story was the product of I, Da Cashman's mid-sleep hallucinations.
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How Sonic.exe Should have Ended

__NOTOC__
==Heed Kyle's Warning Immediately Ending==
After reading Kyle's letter, I decided to destroy the disc. I went to my bedroom and obtained a conveniently placed chainsaw. I then grabbed the disc and went outside. Suddenly, At Doom's Gate from DOOM (1993) started to play to add more "effect!" 'This is for Kyle!' I yelled. I powered on the chainsaw, and destroyed the disc!
Exactly one hour later, I received another letter. This one was also from Kyle, but this time it read:
Tom,
Thanks for destroying the disc. You destroyed... Him, getting rid of a burden for both of us. How about I come over later and we play some Mario Kart Wii?
Sincerely,
Kyle.
==Delete the Hacked ROM Ending==
Confused about what Kyle was talking about, I inserted the disc to see what is up with it. It came with some code insiders and a .txt file that said:
Warning! Do not play!
I hacked into the code with the code insiders and the code said:
&^$$#@! ROM *&^$$#@!
Thank you for playing Sonic.exe!
Evil Sonic 666
I realized this was a hacked ROM. I deleted it, while hearing a demonic voice say, "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" when I deleted it. I later found a ROM of the original Sonic the Hedgehog, and inserted it into the disc. I then played it. It was completely normal!
== Stop the Game at any and all Possible Positions before Robotnik/Eggman Ending ==
New Narrator: Hello! I am the Author of this "story." Basically, in this ending, at any point before playing as Robotnik/Eggman, Tom stops the game, takes the disc, grabs a chainsaw, goes outside, At Doom's Gate plays in the background, and as the disc is destroyed, Sonic.exe cries that all his progress was for naught, and then he is permanently erased from existence. Tom went inside and made himself some waffles! They were very delicious.
==IRL Boss Fight Ending==
Tom: So, after beating the game, I took the disc and destroyed it with a knife. But when I went to my bedroom, I saw a plushie of the evil Sonic. Suddenly, Saddam Hussein (who was supposed to dead, and is creating a time paradox) appeared and gave me a powerful shotgun with a billion shells. Both the plushie and I were teleported to a hellish arena. The creature that appeared was the Cyberdemon from DOOM (1993), with Sonic.exe's face badly photo-shopped onto it. Suddenly, Harbringer from DOOM (2016) (which wasn't released at the time, creating another time paradox) started to play. With half my ammo depleted, I had defeated Sonic.exe, and when I returned home, I saw Kyle, who had a green winter hat and an orange coat, and he said, "Hey, thanks for destroying that evil Sonic."
And then a skeleton wearing Michael Jackson's clothes popped out.
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