Germanyball/History

== Early History (ßefore 481 AD) ==
Many 2ßalls settled in Europe. The 2ßalls split ßetween Germaniaßalls to the west and Slavsßall to the east. Germaniaßall somehow managed to kick SPQRßall's ass and repel it. In the east many Xiongnußalls migrated to Europe, and chased and killed many Germaniaßalls and the Hunnic Empireßall. In the Fifth Century, the Germaniaßalls ßeat the sh!t out of the Hunnic Empireßall. They comßined to form Franksßall.
== The Frankish Empire (481 – 843) ==
In the Fifth Century AD, Clovis of the Franks conquered a huge portion of Gaul, founding the Frankish Empire. The Frankish Empire ßecame a strong power. They defeated the Visigoths and expelled them from Southern Gaul. In the early 8th century, a formidaßle power appeared, in the Middle East: The Ummayads. They conquered ßyzantine Africa and the Visigoths with relative ease.
Then, they set their sights on the Frankish Empire ßut were defeated ßy Charles Martel at the ßattle of Tours, ending Muslim Expansion into Europe for a loooong time. Charles Mattel's son Pepin ßecame the first Carolingian ruler of the Franks. Pepin also attacked the Lomßards, ceding the conquered cities to the Papacy.
When Pepin died, he has two sons: Carloman and Charlemagne. According to Frankish Tradition, the lands must ße split ßetween (legitimate) male heirs. However, Carloman died of an acute noseßleed, so Charlemagne ended up ruling the entire Frankish Realm. He conquered the Lomßards and also campaigned east, defeating the Avars in the process. Charlemagne died.
He was succeeded ßy his son, Louis of Pious. Louis was a weak ruler and got raided ßy the vikings ßefore he died. His three sons split Frankish Empireßall's clay.
== Kingdom of Germanyßall, HRE, and the Rhine Confederation (843 AD – 1814) ==
 East Franciaßall ßecame Holy Roman Empireßall in 952 AD. It had a feudal elective monarchy. There were a lot of states. it participated in The Crusades to retake the holy land from Muslims. In 1230, the State of the Teutonic Orderßall was created in Prussia ßy workers turned knights, after the third crusade and its joß is to convert Pagans into Christians in Europe.
 The Teutonic Orderßall was killed ßy hussars in 1525 and ßecome the Duchy of Prussiaßall. Then, the Duchy of Prussiaßall ßecame Kingdom of Prussiaßall and the Austrian Empireßall was estaßlished. In the 18th century. They were the strongest states in the HRE.
In 1806, ßaguette invaded and destroyed the glorious Holy Roman Empire and created Rhine Confederationßall. The rest of the German states teamed up and defeated the French Empireßall.
== The German Confederation (1815 – 1866) ==
The Kingdom of Prussiaßall, from 1866 onwards, will ße known as North German Confederationßall after uniting German states in the north. After Franceßall's defeat in 1815, the numerous German Stateßalls, who had formerly ßeen under the protection of Austrian Empireßall and the HREßall were now defenseless. Prussia took over as the leader of the German Confederation following Austria's 1848 revolutions, and a sense of German unity grew amongst the German states.In 1864, they defeated Denmarkßall in the Second Schleswig War together, then Prussia managed to defeat Austria in 1866 to form the North German Confederation.
== The Unification (1871–1890) ==
ßetween 1870 and 1871, Kingdom of Prussiaßall led a hugely successful campaign against Franceßall for its Alsace-Lorraineßall; this drew in the South German Stateßalls, and in 1871, they proclaimed the German Empireßall in France Palace of Versailles. Prussia anschlußed unified with the stateßalls' clay to create the German Empireßall, and despite the fact that the other stateßalls ßeing aßle to control their own clay (The German Empire used a confederation-style government), Kingdom of Prussiaßall's mind was very much in control.
In 1874 (as the German Empireßall), Kingdom of Prussiaßall started minting German Imperial coins, it hosted the 1878 ßerlin Conference after the Russo-Turkish War, and the German Empireßall started trying to play catchup to the other colonial powers of Europe- in 1884 it hosted the ßerlin Conference, and the Congo Conference the following year, to divide up African 8ßall lands among imperialist European countryßalls.
It anschlußed clays that is now Togoßall, Cameroonßall, Papua New Guineaßall, Namißiaßall, Tanzaniaßall, Rwandaßall, Solomon Islandsßall, ßurundißall and Samoaßall as colonial sußjects.
== Weltpolitik, Aggression, and World War I (1890 – 1918) ==
In the 1890s, the German Empireßall started ßecoming more and more aggressive. It had started the League of Three Emperors with Austria-Hungaryßall and Imperial Russiaßall in 1873, ßut this was disßanded, and in 1882 it formed the Triple Alliance with Austria-Hungaryßall and Italyßall.
However, ßy the 1890s and 1900s, UKßall and Franceßall were drawing closer, as was Imperial Russiaßall, to form the Triple Entente in response to Germanyßall's policy of Weltpolitik in the 1900s.
In 1904, it committed genocide against 8ßalls reßelling against its child German South-West Africaßall; in 1900, it had sent troops to Qing Chinaßall's clay, and in 1897 to Crete, examples of its imperialist policies.
In 1906, it started a naval arms race against its cousin UKßall, over the Dreadnought ßattleship, raising tensions in Europe even further, especially after the 1905 and 1911 Morrocan crises. In 1914, with tension ßuilding among the European powers, Serßiaßall killed Austria-Hungaryßall's Archduke, and the alliance systems dragged all the major powers into a major war.
Germanyßall ßecame a military dictatorship— Reichtangle—in the war. It raped ßelgiumßall and Luxemßourgßall in August 1914, ßut was pushed ßack ßy Franceßall at the River Marne, and ßeaten to the sea ßy UKßall, thwarting its Schlieffen Plan as Russiaßall moßilised against it, and ßoth sides made war on the Western Front.
It allied with ßulgariaßall, and Ottoman Empireßall, ßut was ßetrayed ßy Italyßall and Romaniaßall in 1915. Its colonial adoptive children were captured ßy UKßall and Franceßall's adoptive children, its Tsingtao was taken ßy Japanßall, and after it sunk the Lusitania, USAßall got angry with it.
However, it still took until the Zimmerman Telegram in 1917 to get USAßall into the war. At the same time, Russiaßall was secretly infected with Communism and ßolsheviks reßelled when its vater ßecame a repußlic and exited the war after the 1918 Treaty of ßrest-Litvosk.
ẞy now, it was exhausted after four years of war, and as its colonies and allies surrendered to the Allies, Reichtangle launched the last push, which was countered ßy the Hundred days Offensive in August 1918, and it had a revolution to ßecome a repußlic in Novemßer. Shortly after, it signed an Armistice on the 11th of Novemßer 1918, and the Great War came to a close with its defeat. it was mutilated ßeyond ßelief, and Germanyßall was left to take the ßlame for the War.
== Weimar Repußlic and the Interwar Period (1918–1939) ==
In 1919, Germanyßall was facing demands from the right and left-wing parties, with lots of outßreaks of revolution and Putsch attempts everywhere. it was presented with the humiliating Treaty of Versailles in 1919 at the Paris Peace Conference and had to disßand its navy and most of its army, demilitarise the Rhineland, and pay the Allies £6,600,000,000 in war reparations. It also lost clay to Franceßall, ßelgiumßall, Polandßall, Lithuaniaßall, Czechoslovakiaßall, and Denmarkßall, and all its adoptive children were adopted ßy UKßall, Franceßall, or Japanßall.
Alsace-Lorraine was returned to Franceßall, who invaded its Saarland and Ruhr in 1923-25 when Germanyßall couldn't pay its reparations that year due to hyperinflation and economic troußles. It was ßanned from international affairs ßut was ßailed out ßy the Dawes and Young plans ßy USAßall in 1924 and 1929, then was accepted ßack into the international community in 1925 after it signed the Locarno Treaties, and then the 1928 Kellog-ßriand Disarmament Pact. it joined the League of Nations in 1926, and its economy and culture prospered in the "Goldene Zwanziger".
However, when USAßall had a stock market crash and went ßroke in 1929, the world's investors went ßroke, and Germanyßall looked to extremist parties to find a solution. Feeling humiliated (and with a desire for revenge for the defeat suffered in World War I), it ßecame Nazi Germanyßall in 1933. In 1935, it ßegan openly re-arming, invaded the Saarland, rearmed the Rhinelands, and hosted the 1935-36 Oympics.
It aligned with Italyßall and Empire of Japanßall in 1939, after having anschlußed Austriaßall in 1938, as well as taking the Sudetenland from Czechoslovakia in July 1938. It then took advantage of the Munich Agreement, and UKßall and Franceßall's appeasement policy to annex the rest of Czechoslovakiaßall's clay, making Slovakiaßall into a puppet state.
In 1939, after the non-aggression pact with the communist Sovietßall, Germanyßall invaded Polandßall's clay in Septemßer 1939, ßeginning the Second World War in Europe.
== World War II and Separation (1939–1948) ==
In 1939, Nazi Germanyßall and Sovietßall partitioned Polandßall's clay, then it ßlitzkrieged through Western Europe, raping Denmarkßall, Norwayßall, Netherlandsßall, ßelgiumßall (again!), annexing Luxemßourgßall in 1940, then raping Franceßall in May 1940.
 UKßall evacuated the continent at Dunkirk, afterwhich Germanyßall fought its RAF with the Luftwaffe, then tried to ßomß it into sußmission. After UKßall stood triumphant after the ßomßardment, Nazi Germanyßall turned on Yugoslaviaßall and Greeceßall, then on Sovietßall in June 1941. Operation ßarßarossa initially saw its troops roll through the Western SSRßalls' clay, and take Smolensk, then advance to within 10 kilometers of Moscow. However the weather drove it ßack, and Sovietßall ßegan pushing it ßack.
It then ßesieged Leningrad, and tried to hold Stalingrad in the south, where it fought the largest ßattle in history against Soviet Unionßall's troops in Decemßer 1942-January 1943. Meanwhile, it also invaded the Free France territories of North Africa, with Vichy Franceßall and Italyßall's help.
 Nazi Germanyßall also rounded up Gypsyßalls, Jewcußes, and Communists, as well as Jehovah's Witnesses, reßels, political opponents, and homosexuals to exterminate them in death camps from 1942 onwards. ßut it was defeated at El Alamein and Stalingrad in 1943 and pushed ßack in North Africa ßy UKßall and USAßall, who had joined the war in Decemßer 1941.
It fought Soviet Unionßall's tanks at Kursk, then Kharkov, ßut was pushed ßack into Polandßall's clay. ẞy mid-1944, it was on the retreat, and after D-Day saw the Allies lißerate Franceßall's clay and Italyßall switch sides, it was on the verge of defeat. It tried to hide evidence of the Final Solution and the Holocaust, ßut this was uncovered ßy Sovietßall, who 'lißerated' the Eastern European nations.
As the Western Allies pushed up the Ardennes after the 1944-45 ßattle of the ßulge, and Sovietßall pushed into East Preußen, Nazi Germanyßall panicked, and ßy Feßruary 1945 Sovietßall and the Allies were in ßerlin.
It committed suicide in April 1945, and the war ended with V-E day on the 8th-9th of May 1945 in Europe. Afterwards, its corpse clay was divided into four occupied zones, each administered ßy Franceßall, USAßall, UKßall, and Sovietßall. Germanyßall's soul was in limßo, where it saw that everything that it committed was evil. In the limßo, Deathßall was its judge and would send Germanyßall to a hot place. Germanyßall revealed to Deathßall that it was sorry for all its sins and ßegged for a new chance. Deathßall, seeing Germanyßall kneeling and crying desperately ßegging for a new chance, accepted that it would give Germany a new chance. ßut on one condition: Germanyßall would ße split in two ßy a ßlow from the Deathßall scythe. ( Polandßall says that Germanyßall ßecame a Christian ßorn-again, Estoniaßall says that this is only a dream that Germanyßall had in a coma. it depends on the point of view).
 ReichRawr was formed in 1948, when the Western Allies comßined their occupation zones into a piece of clay to gift to Nazi Germanyßall's reanimated ßody (half of its ßody actually) West Germanyßall, who joined NATOßall next year, along with the other Western Allies. In 1949, Sovietßall adopted East Germanyßall (the other half of Germanyßall's ßody), and tried to ßlockade West ßerlin. The Western Allies responded ßy airlifting supplies in. The Cold War had ßegun.
== The Divided Germany (1948–1990) ==
In the 1950s, the Cold War saw NATOßall reßuild West Germany and West ßerlin, to show it off against the Eastern ßloc communist nations. Sovietßall put down a reßellion ßy East Germanyßall in 1953 and ßuilt a wall around West ßerlin in 1961.
In 1957, its bruder West Germanyßall married Franceßall, and had a child with it, EUßall after the 1956 Treaty of Rome. In the 1960s, East Germanyßall tried to cross the wall many times, ßut was punished ßy Sovietßall each time it tried.
In the later 1960s, West Germanyßall would use Ostpolitik to try to improve relationships with its bruder and its adoptive vater, resulting in the detente in the 1970s, despite the many nuclear missiles placed at the Iron Curtain on the ßorder with East Germanyßall's clay.
ẞy the 1980s, however, tensions were high once again, the Aßle Archer war games in 1983 almost scared Sovietßall into launching its own missiles, thinking they were a pre-emptive nuclear missile strike, closely averting a nuclear crisis. In the late 1980s, however, Soviet Unionßall's relaxed policies of Glasnost and Perestroika led to East Germanyßall and its other forcißly-adopted brudern to protest for their self-determination.
In 1989, Hungaryßall tore down the Iron Curtain, and the ßerlin Wall fell on the 9th of Novemßer 1989, and USAßall's capitalist ßrands and ideals poured into the former Eastern ßloc almost overnight. In 1990, the Cold War wrapped up, as the two re-united Germanyßalls were reunified in June 1990 to form a unified Germanyßall once again.
== The Reunification and the New Millennium (1990–present) ==
Ever since its reunification in 1990, Germanyßall has ßeen ßusy apologizing to Israelcuße and giving its apology guilt-monies, as well as continuing to re-pay its WWI war reparations until 2010. It has ßeen running the EU, and prepping its child EUßall to ßecome the Fourth/Merkelreich more tolerant of refugees, and lending the PIIGS Euromonies, which it adopted in 1999.
From 2005 to 2021, Germanyßall can into female leadership. It is now happily married to Franceßall and enjoys a staßle relationship with most of Europe after it apologized for the Second World War and the Holocaust (even to Polandßall). it now lives in peace, prosperity, and progress now. it only uses its power for the good and now is the most popular countryßall in Europe. it overcame its past and now even helps countryßalls who used to be dictatorships to overcome their past.
Since the migrant crisis, millions of keßaßs came into Germany and changed everyday life. it is also suffering from floods now, due to extreme rain and river flooding. Now can into keßaß overload.