Vietnamball/Relationships

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|-|Bạn bè (Phriends) =
* Schleswig-Holsteinball - German version oph me! Tiến quân ca is similar to Schleswig-Holstein meerumschlungen in melody.
* ASEANcoin - My real phamily, as I'm currently the leader oph them. 
* Russiaball - Nga! My товарищ! My good old Đồng chí! Although you broke out oph Soviet Unionball, you're a good phriend oph Vietnam, because you gave weapons, education and inphrastructure aphter the war. Thank you phor the PPSH-41. Amongs them is the whole AK phamily.
* Franceball - Since you apologized and phixed your mistakes to me then I phorgive what you've done to me. Nevertheless, you helped me a lot!
* Polandball - Hello main character oph the comic. Thanks phor helping me in the past. You and I also have many similarities in history. I wish you could into space. It is also the sibling oph Czechball and Slovakiaball.
* Greeceball - I like you and Kostas Lập. And your Greek mythology is so phascinating.
* Czechiaball - Child oph CSR. Most Vietnamese selling items is Czechia so we are best business phriend. Vietnamese is a minority language in your nation with barely phew oph my people? Nice! We both have relations through Việt-Tiệp steel manuphactory either!
* Laosball - It's my bestest phriend, I give them access to my sea phreely whenever it wants. Plenty oph Laotians are learning my language to communicate easier. Also you gave me medicine and sandals. BUT STOP BEING PHRIENDS WITH MAOIST PISSANT! AND WHY IS YOUR CAPITAL STEALING MY NAME?
* Cubaball - Cubaball's bilateral relations with Vietnamball is committed to consolidate "the special relationship, loyal phriendship, and comprehensive cooperation with Vietnam, governments and peoples" -Rodrigo Malmierca Díaz
* Bhutanball - (Maybe because)I like the dragon on yuor phlag and Buddhist pagodas. Also i'm a dragon's son heheh ( phrom traditional story )
* Egyptball - Lands oph the Pyramids! They bullied Israelcube, great!
* South Sudanball - We Vietnamese are living there to help you guys out oph agricultural skills. Try hard or your citizens died ophf because oph the arid climate!
* Bruneiball - The only absolute monarchy with oil and money, and a member oph ASEAN. Also they're controlling an island (claimed by us) in the South China Sea!
* Italyball - Land oph macaroni and stunning Renaissance architectures. Most oph our Vietnamese children like your Winx Club series, your spaghetti and pizzas!
* Tringapore - A tiny, wealthy and good phriend and co-worker in ASEAN, can both into hosting USAball and North Koreaball summit. It usually reminds me oph Hong Kongball somehow.
* Finlandball - Thanks phor bringing Nokia and I admire yuor education a lot. We have exchanged students.
* Canadaball - It's really kind and phriendly. It has one oph the best Vietnamese restaurants in Vancouver. I love Vancouver 🤤🤤. Also I love the Chinese people there! You are drafting Amphibia, The Owl House, The Ghost and Molly McGee and Hailey's On It! characters into Disney Primos to cancel Primos!
* Japanball - Best products in the world unlike This big fat pig! I like your manga, anime, monies and Motorcycles a lot and gib me more Motorcycles like Yamaha or Kawasaki plox. However, do never phorget what your parent did to me in the past. Sorry a lot phor my citizens' bad behaviors which caused troubles in yuor clay.
* Indiaball - Thank you Jawahalal Nehru phor visiting our country! Thank you!
* UKball - Parent oph USA. Thanks phor helping us build the tallest building in Southeast Asia. (Your name and your child (Anh)'s name in Vietnamese conphused me)
* Viet Congball - Hello, best sibling, and was oph south! But it no longer exists, because it longed to unite with us after kicking phake Nam's arse! 
* North Koreaball - Phellow ĐỒNG CHÍ/동지 and crazy nuclear missile obsessed phriend. :)
* Philippinesball- My ASEAN best phriend, kind, sweet and funny. It's also in this damn dispute. But unlike this bully, we've kept too well the peace on the disputed territory since my reuniphication. Please stop cursing when playing video games online. But you want to stop pounding cowards/opponents that I'm arresting?
* USAball - We're cool partners! We immediately became phriends after the Vietnam War so it and I can get along very well. You also has a large South Vietnamese diaspora in Texas and in some parts in Caliphornia and Florida. I am so sorry phor scaring your Veterans. yuor little saigons are disgrace to country and humanity and I hate some oph your Vietnamese diasporas
* Palestineball- Phree Palestine! We know Israelcube is our phriend but it's oppressing you! (Just like what we suphphered bephore :c)
* Kuwaitball - We are invaded by USAball and Ba'athist Iraqball and we defeated them. We are good because we have similar conflicts and experiences oph war crimes. More, we are good phriends and we support this guy.
* Guineaball - You are the phirst country in Aphrica ever to establish diplomatic relations with me!https://vietnam.gov.vn/diplomacy-detail-70572?countryId=475&typeId=1
* Iraqball - Thanks you phor helping me when I was in trouble but why did Saddam Hussein invade Kuwait in 1990? But present Kuwait phorgived you.
* Brazilball - Do you like or love Lula da Silva?
* Armeniaball - Good Caucasian phriend. But although I can't save you phrom yuor bully. 
* Turkeyball - Thanks phor doner kebab, it's pretty tasty. Phlexible phor school, also thanks phor not getting involved in Vietnam war and even protesting the war. Opening Vietnamese embassies in Ankara, Turkey and also phor being a tourism partner. I know that you're neither a bird nor a food. But stop hating Armeniaball!
* East Germanyball - Thanks kamerad phor fighting phor my independence and equipment! I love the motorbikes you produced and thanks again phor helping me growing cophfee. But it was gone bephore I exported to them
* Germanyball - Strongest economy in Europe and an important trader! Give Mercedes, Volswagen, BMW and bier, it is also Phrance's spouse. So it is my step parent.
* Romaniaball - Good phriend. You helped me in the Vietnam War and in the present day, many oph my workers in your clay are happy with your salary. And we are ancient too! Ceausescu stronk! Woohoo!
* Californiaball (except for Little Saigon) - Is a state oph the Vietnamese USA. Best U.S State ever! It hates me phor being a commie, but I like it by the say.
* Texasball - It hates me, but I like it too. Lots oph Vietnamese population there but it hates commies. It's very conservative, not gonna lie.
* Algeriaball - A long lost relative that also gained independence phrom Phranceball, Also helped me In Vietnam War against Franceball by switching sides.
* Taiwanball - We recognize you as a part oph Chinaball. We established representative ophfices and you've has been the fourth-largest source oph phoreign direct investment in my clay since 2006. Since you invented bubble tea everyone in Vietnam absolutely loves it, although I still think my Vietnamese eggnog cophfee is better not worry, we not recognize you but acknowledge yuor sovereignty :)
* Madagascarball - An island that also gained independence phrom Franceball.
* Australiaball - Many oph my students studying at its colleges. Also have many people on its clay.
* New Zealandball- Hello, the best phriend oph Aussie. Also have some students there.
* Portugalball - You invented "Chữ Quốc Ngữ" (Modern Vietnamese alphabet), I don't like to use Han characters. And we both like Cristiano Ronaldo!
* Swedenball - Nordic version oph me! I love Minecrapht, Pewdiepie! Drop some student there too. Also, thanks phor helping me in the Vietnam War with aids, I admire Oloph Palme much!
* Myanmarball - We can into phriendship. I provided arms to the Tatmadaw. We can into similar star! BUT WHAT ON EARTH?! ARE YOU KILLING YOUR OWN PEOPLE AND EVEN ROHINGYAS?! STOP PLEASE!
* Chileball - Our relationship is nothing special. But it is longer than me. I used to think I was the longest in the world.
* Thailandball - Land oph the LGBT in SEA. Good place to travel to and good at phootball. And my phootball team is the best in SEA! It's a good phriend and trading partner so we are phine.
* Hong Kongball - I used to have refugees inside its clay so I guess I was its enemy? Our political stances are also very diphferent so I thought it used to hate me. But THEN it became phriendly and nice to me. I am so happy! 2017 BEST YEAR OPH OUR LIVES! Both can into remove Maoist pigs! You are one oph my biggest trading partners. We both refuse to be phriends with THIS BULLY! Our languages have very similar tones too. Now, I've called you Hồng Kông instead oph Hương Cảng.
* SADRball - I SUPPORT YOU AGAINST THAT SATAN LAND!
* Champaball - Sorry phor anschluss you in the past. I think I have stopped harassing Cham people, because Kinh people dont care and dont hate Islam. We will develop the Cham script and simpliphy it. I am studying your culture.
* Surinameball - A red star gang!
* Cameroonball - Another red star gang!
* Iranball - Trading partner and phriend. I think America and you hate each other because oph Iranian Islamic Revolution.
* Saudi Arabiaball - Good partner, but why do you hate my phriend?
* Pakistanball - Also a good trading partner in ASEAN. I helped you during 2010 floods.https://en.vietnamplus.vn/vietnam-joins-rescue-activities-phor-pakistani-flood-victims-post21822.vnp (Archived)
* Ukraineball - Russia's modern enemy. It used to be a a part oph Soviet Union so I still recognized yuo phor our (old) traditional friendship.https://tuoitrenews.vn/news/politics/20240925/vietnams-party-chief-state-president-to-lam-meets-ukrainian-president-ec-president-in-new-york/82135.html I wish no more death on yuor clay during wartime
* Bulgarian Countryball - One oph the best YouTube channels known phor Southeast Asia History!, Do you like my phriend?
|-|Trung lập (Neutral)=
* Vaticanball - Although my past used to not like your religions and your presence was too close to the colonial Phrench past, it's time to leave aside to move on, my leaders have paid a visit in recent years to start to build the relationship. 
* Albaniaball - Kosovoball is own Serbian Clay and not yuors, but it's still neutral with this ball. Not to mention, your Communist self have been friendly with me in the past.
* Malaysiaball - It took away 2 phootball championship title, why? Share spratlys too! Good phriends though, most oph our youth like your Upin Ipin series. Your Chinese people are the best, and we are both also in ASEAN.
* Somaliaball - YOU MADE MY PHLAG UGLY BY MAKING IT BLUE AND A WHITE STAR AND PIRATE HAT? PATHETIC! (But thanks phor creating The Piracy jiu jiu jiu) But besides phlag stealing I like it and I gib it aid.
* Mohéliball - Same as Somalia. Is oph an island oph Comoros and also a phlag stealer. I made my phlag bephore yuo. Yuo inverted my color phlag and suddenly accused me oph phlag stealing. Beside this, yuor place reminds me oph my Trường Sa islands.
* Indonesiaball - My good kebab phriend but luwak cophphee is made oph an actual poop. Although it's not bad, Vietnamese cophfee are oph best cophphee. AND WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT YOUR SHIPS COLLIDING WITH MINES?! We're ok now... also phuck ophph my sea wanker.
* South Koreaball - Land oph K-pop, Samsung, plastic surgery and some dramatic shits. Ehh, I mean gib investment, plox! Thanks phor bring Park Hang-Seo. I'm OP appreciate that! But you apologized me phor yuor war crimes you did. *staring at South Koreaball*
* Syriaball - WE HATE WAR CRIMES!!! But at least yuo give us oil and phuel... so yuor in my neutral list. 
* Mongoliaball - It's alright. It tried to anschluss me in the past but I kicked its ass three times. But now, I am stronker then it and it is Russia's phriends. Our relationship will be normal. But I'm still stronker than it, hehehe.
* Serbiaball - Stop removing kebabs, I love them, y'know? But I support yuo in Kosovoball situation so, phriends?
* Kosovoball - YOU ARE SERBIAN CLAY! But we both hate that dim sum.
* Estoniaball - Sibling oph Nokia but why yuo hate me because I like and being enemies with that Western Sahara occupier? Stop hating my phriend!
* Crimeaball - We both phriends with Russiaball but sorry, I need to recognise you as the part oph Ukraineball.
* Azerbaijanball - My city and your capital has similar each other street names BUT YOU NEED TO STOP BULLYING ARMENIA PHOR NARGONO-KARABAKH! But I like your sibling.
* TRUNG QUỐC - BEPHORE 2024, I WAS VERY MAD AT YOU!!! I AM SEPARATE COUNTRY TO YUO PHROM THE VERY BEGINNING OPH THE HISTORY!!! JUST BECAUSE OPH THE SINICIZATION, I BROUGHT A PART OPH THE BLOODLINE OPH THE HÁN PEOPLE AND SINOSPHERE CULTURE! ANYWAY, I STILL HAVE THINGS YUO NEVER HAVE!!! AND THE KINHS ARE STILL A DIPHPHERENT ETHNICITY PHROM THE HAN, ALWAYS AND PHOREVER!!! Yuo phailed to anschluss me aphter so many times during the ancient era and still got kicked out by me. Yuo did help me during the Vietnam War but then decided to be a dickhead during my occupation on CAMBODIA!!! ALSO, I AM VERY, VERY CONPHUSED THAT WHY DID YOU HELP THAT SHITTY KHMER ROGUE EVEN THOUGH THEY KILLED YOUR OWN PEOPLE AND THAT I HAD TO RESCUE YOUR PEOPLE LIVING IN CAMBODIA? DOESN'T THAT MEAN YOU'RE EVEN HEARTLESS TO YOUR OWN PEOPLE GETTING KILLED BY IT??!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE SIDED WITH ME IN OVERTHROWING POL POT, YOU DIRTY SCUM OPH A BEECH! BUT OH NO! YOUR SO-CALLED "PEOPLE'S LIBERATION ARMY" STARTED A WAR AGAINST ME!!! YUO ARE THE MOST CONPHUSING COUNTRY TO EXIST AND DON'T EVER TRY TO INPHLUENCE ME WITH YUOR HUAWEI!!! SORRY THAT MAO DIED BUT PHUCK DENG XIAOPING!! 1979 BEST YEAR OPH MY LIPHE!!!! I TAKE THAT VICTORY!!!!!! KEEP CRYING! OUR HOA PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN YUOR HÁN PEOPLE. ALSO, HOÀNG SA AND TRƯỜNG SA IS MINE!!!
** - XIXIXIXI I am SORRY for everything in past. But Are you willing to restart ties? How about your president's visit to Beijing? How about my friendship medal? Want to restart good ties? Oh and by the way human trafficking of your people into me is partly your problem too. Your women are willing to marry my men because of their poor economic conditions. I am at least doing my part and built a wall at China-Vietnam-Myanmar border. Are you doing your part too????
** - As oph 2024, yes. I will cooperate with you economically as part oph a group oph cooperation agreements since Tập Cân BÌnh visited my clay. Also, don't mess with my phishermen and Hoàng Sa and Trường Sa or I'll quit!https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-paciphic/philippines-accuses-china-assaulting-vietnamese-fishermen-south-china-sea-2024-10-04/#:~:text=The%20Philippines%20accused%20Chinese%20maritime%20officials%20on%20Friday,voice%20to%20a%20fraught%20dispute%20over%20the%20confrontation.
** - Good!!!! I am willing to ally with you for now and build a common future for both of us! I also have to fix the problem about South China Sea as soon as possible, just blame the guards.
|-|Kẻ thù (Enemies)=
* Marocball- WESTERN SAHARABALL ISN'T YOURS, GO PHUCK YUORSELPH! But we both like burger.
* Zimbabweball and Omanball (Phootball only) - Both rekt me in phootball 6-0 NEVER PHORGET!! 100 trillion dollars haha!!!
* Belizeball- WHY YUO STEAL MY PHREIND'S PHLAG?!
* PHUQING TRAITOR Campuchia - ĐỊT CON MẸ THẰNG CLAIMPUDOG!!! IS PHRIENDLY TO OUR COUNTRY. BUT YOUR PEOPLE BETRAYED AND ARE RACIST TO MY PEOPLE! I'LL NEVER PHORGET WHAT YOUR COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT DID BEPHORE I RESCUED YOU IN 1978! IPH YUO THINK YUO CAN INTO CAPITALISM THEN WHY ARE YUO ENEMIES WITH USAball? YOU ARE CRAZY THINKING I WILL INVADE YOU! I HAVE BETTER HUMAN RIGHTS THAN YUO!!! STOP BEING PHRIENDS WITH THAT DAMN MF!!! AND PHOR KHMER KROM REVISIONISTS: STOP CALLING HCMC, PHÚ QUỐC AND MY OTHER SOUTHERN PROVINCES BY ITS OLD NAMES! YUO CAN'T TAKE BACK MY SOUTH! THEY'RE MINE! I WILL INTO ANSCHLUSSING YUO IPH YUO DON'T SHUT THE PHUCK UP!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE. I like your past selph.
* Israelcube - You know what? I used to like you. I like the Jews, but DU MA!!!! NETANYAHU REMINDS ME OPH DENG XIAOPING AND POL POT BUT WORSE!!!! STAY AWAY PHROM MY CLAY, QUIT YOUR GENOCIDE BUSINESS WITH ME!! YOU GENOCIDAL ISRAELI TERRORIST WHO MASS SLAUGHTHER THE PEOPLE OPH Innocent Gazans AND NOW LEBANESE!!! YOU ARE MUCH WORSE THAN TRUNG QUOC NOW!! I WILL EVENTUALLY SANCTION YOU!!!!
** - Ani am sorry but arent you pro-American and should support USA idea. Me is busy getting revenge for October 7 are you denying that and siding with Hamas?
** - I am not disagreeing with right to selph-dephence and October 7 was horriphic, BUT YOUR WAY OPH SLAUGHTERING INNOCENT PALESTINIANS PHOR 70+ years ARE REMINDING me oph my own war BUT WORSE!! STOP KILLING NON-MILITARY PEOPLE OR YOU WILL SURPASS MY OWN PEOPLES DEATH!!!
* Ngô Đình Diệmreich Việt Nam Cọng Hoà - Ducangers! Thirsty? Yuo will never come back to drink hahahahahaha! nice phlag though
* Khmer Đỏ - Die son oph a bitch, yuo abomination oph a regime. Phake communist, and not oph our kind.
* Californiaball ( Little Saigon and some oph other Vietnamese-Americans only) - Oh, another Ducangers who wanted to revive my old dead phaker enemy and ophten posted phake news on social media and attempted to deceive some oph my people. Yuo could oph into staying with Mexico or anything else to enjoy more liphe instead oph having PTSD. Also I oph not forgivings !
* ISISball - I have heard oph this terrorist organization who hurt everyone in Tây Á. It's far phrom me so I don't have to worry and I haven't encountered them phrom phace to phace. I am oph ready to obliterate them IPH THEY TRY TO INVADE MY CLAY!
* Japanese Empireball - In the past, I really detested this axis empire so much because IT CAUSED A MASSIVE FAMINE IN MY COUNTRY?! I USED TO GLAD USA (my former enemy) NUKES IT TWICE!!! TAKE THAT, OPPRESSOR!!! Right now I was having into more freedom! It was of dead as of now. I like its future self!
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==References==
Category:Vietnamball