Nothing can stop Scratch

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DISCLAIMER: This written page is full of fictional stuff. Please, and PLEASE do not TRY doing this. Period. Did my point cross? Good.
== Chapter 1 ==
=== December 23rd, 2024 ===
One day, I was really bored. I did not know what to do at all. My ideas just disappeared without a trace. But, I decided wanted to see some Scratch News on Scratch to see what's going on with the community. Nothing seemed different today, so I just looked at my messages. There was one message. The message, was surprisingly from the Scratch Team. It was...off. They misspelt all of it, and it's in Zalgo. No wonder the Scratch Team would send this to somebody specific like me, without any proven reason. I had to find the meaning of this.
h̸̬̚e̴̠͋ẃ̸̠w̴̺̒ö̵̡,̷͎͘ ̸̟̐v̷̡̐i̴̯͐k̸̞̕t̶̛̘i̴̗͋m̴̘̆.̶͎̉ ̵͙̌u̵͓͛ ̸̪̀r̷̹͘ ̵̳̕ń̷͈e̷͎͐x̸̤̉
- Sincerely, Scratch Tee̷̮̱͎͓͓̯̣͂̀̈́ë̸̢̡̛̺͈̤͎̟̳̬́̓̓̊̃̍͑̇̄͛̇e̵͕͍̯̰͍̊̏͊̌ȩ̵̟̩̝͕̗̥̫̈̅̿́͑̃e̶̟̩̿͊̏͊͆̓̓͋̏a̶̢̱̱̺̣̼̼͛͌̊̃͑m̷̬̯͔͙̮̥̳̯̒̎͌͂̌̃͗
What was that? Well, probably some sort of dream. The pinch test didn't pass. It was REAL. I went insane. I forced-shutdown my computer and I panicked a bit. No way it was real.
=== December 24th, 2024 ===
Yesterday passes by, and I'm still asleep. I look at my calendar, and it was Christmas Eve! I did my daily things, right before I immediately hopped onto Scratch.
I saw the news again, and something was different this time. Something was supposed to say, "New Scratch Design Studio!" but it now says, "Endless Affirmation!" That was strange. Today, it says...
"Wow. Just wow. Do you really think that Scratch can end? No. It will never end. If you are literally thinking that the worst of us can happen, that is FUTILE! Now, we will repeat this message until you understand the wrath and the endlessness of the aging Scratch website."
It repeated, "Nothing can stop us." as it seemed like it was endless. I was merely SHOCKED. How could they put this message?
Once again, I forced-shutdown immediately. I felt butterflies in my stomach. All of that felt like my soul was peeling away from me. I hoped nothing bad comes tomorrow, but I was straight up incorrect. 
== Chapter 2 ==
=== December 25th, 2024 ===
I woke up, and I was starting to fear that something worse will happen to Scratch. I did my daily things, and then tried to be fearless while hopping on to Scratch. It was worse than I imagined. It was diabolical. It was horrible. It was abominal. It was terrible. It was WAY OFF. Every single item said: "Nothing can stop us." I was freaking out.
I decided to create a new project. I knew where the button was, even though it says "Nothing". The same thing happened in the editor. It was madness. It was so...odd. I had no idea of what to do. I immediately forced-shutdown my computer once again. I watched some TV to get the crisis out of my head. But it didn't have it's startup screen, it said "Nothing can stop Scratch." in a black background. I can't even believe that Scratch's technologic virus transported to my TV! I turned it off. I went off of the couch and grabbed a piece of paper, and my pencil so I can draw. When I try to draw anything, I end up writing: "Nothing can stop Scratch." My hands are as well out of control! It's not a technologic virus after all, it's physical too. I went absolutely crazy and insane. I ran around and caused a medium amount of physical damage because I was so SCARED!
I grabbed a book to read, and then sat on the couch. When I opened it, it said, you guessed it, "Nothing can stop Scratch." Over and over again on every single page. I panicked, and slammed the book on the ground. I opened my closet to see if something WAS there, and I saw Scratch cat. I waited to see what would happen. I regretted doing that action. 12 seconds right after I opened my closet, the paper became slightly demented, and a whispering voice came wavering out of nowhere. It said: "Nothing can stop us." I screamed and shut the closet door. Even my digital clock said "Scratch". The analog clock's number marks had Scratch cat's head front-facing. The patterns on my wall said "Scratch forever." I fainted and suffocated through a heart attack for 45 minutes.
== Chapter 3 ==
After I woke up from my heart attack, I stood up, got my shoes on, and went outside to look for some place that can tell me how to end Scratch's otherworldly possession. There, was a place exactly what I was looking for. I went inside, and saw a man. He introduced his name, "Brian". He told me, "So you came here to know how to quit suffocating through Scratch's middling-life crisis, eh?" "Yes," I responded. Then he said, "Well, I have the simplest way to stop it." He told the way how. Finally, the suffering ends! "You have to destroy your computer, in every single excessive way possible. From viruses, to physical destruction. I mean this." I was shocked. I didn't want to destroy my computer! This wont be good. Before I went out of the door, Brian said: "Farewell, gentleman. Good day." 
I walked home, and prepared my materials. And there, I started. I found as many viruses as I can, downloaded them, and opened them. Then, I sat there for 1 minute to see what will happen. I then smashed my computer, sliced it, and destructed it in every way possible, just like Brian said. It took 10 minutes, and I was cripplingly depressed. When I was done, I threw the shattered pieces away. I sat on my couch. I was crying for 16.5 minutes. I went on my TV to get everything out of my head. Nothing wrong happened. I opened a book. Nothing wrong happened. I drew. Nothing wrong happened. It was all over! Finally, in peace! When I celebrated Christmas with my entire family in a huge place, NOTHING WRONG HAPPENED!!! It was a great rest of the day.
=== The End ===
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