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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Story ends NOW!

One day, I was at my house reading creepypasta when I heard a loud knock at the door. I got a brand new Diary of a Wimpy Kid book. I was so excited, they made a new story! I was so excited.. Until I actually read it. The title read, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Story ends NOW!" with now written in all caps. The first page had Greg talkping about how life sucks and how his parents never respect him. He then talks about committing suicide. In a childrens book. I was shocked. He then holds up a gun to his head and says in a real deep voice," The story ends NOW!" He then shoots himself. The next page has real blood oozing down the page. I had to wash my hands, twice. The next page had his friends and family crying at his funeral. This went on for the remaining story. I threw away the book and tried to look up info and the only thing I found was that they recently made 100 copies. If you happen to stumble upon a copy of this story, do not pick it up. Unless you want to have nightmares for the rest of your life, then do not read this story.
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Diary on the Ground

==Original Version==
There is a rumor, if you found a diary on the ground, it's probably left there by an mental institution escapee... It contains description of his daily life, however the last 3 pages are written with blood. That is the blood of victims he or her claimed (I won't describe how). If you go into a mental institution and give the diary to receptionist, he will open a hidden door. This must be done at night... Make sure you are well armed (a magnum, shotgun or a katana will do fine) with a lot of ammo because it's one of the escapees. He became insane of the satanic rituals done on him... a demon powers him by his rage.He wants to kill. However you must kill him... or else he will kill you.... but be wary! He or she is very strong... if he or her kills you, the demon gains more power... and all hell on earth is closer to becoming loose...
==Improved Version==
It is rumored that if you find an estranged diary laying on the ground at exactly 3:33 AM, you will have found a diary of an elusive escapee. This man or woman will be hidden around the town, and hidden well at that. The only people who will know where he or she is would be the homeless and those who worship Satan. You will know that you've found him if he has a tattoo on his arm, partially hidden by his or her sleeve, that says '616'. Right now, you may ask him what made him insane, why he ran away, anything relating to him. Just don't offer him his diary back. If you plan to, bring any high caliber gun, and make sure your good at aiming it. When you offer it to him, he will scream with more anguish then you have ever heard, and will attack.
He became insane due to the satanic rituals that were performed on him, causing a demon to manifest itself inside his/her body an incredible amount of strength and willpower. If you manage to kill him, inside his body you will find a gleaming crystal, seemingly emanating light. You must not touch it, or the demon will take over you. If the demon kills you, however, he will absorb your soul, and send it to hell for all eternity as to add one more soldier to hell's legion's.
And believe me, they will be moving out very soon.
Improved version by Versions Z
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Dick Salt

"Once, a man found a can of Dick Salt."
"He licked it."
"It got spread on everything he ate."
"He called his wife to help him"
"She was having the same problem with Vagina Salt"
"They traded. Now they are nullo's.
"The man, who was coincidentally named Dick, found that Vagina Salt was exactly the same as Dick Salt"
"They used both in a feast."
"Their children were invited for the grand feast."
"Suddenly, Johnson came with his lasers and tried to kill them all"
"Upon bitches and bitches they laid upon."
"Johnson ate the bodies with his starved anus."
"Until Dick said, "NO MOAR BITCHES""
"He used Dick salt."
"The End."
"Then shit got reeeaaallll"
Written by the users of the Creepypasta Wiki Chat
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Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
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Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
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Did you know. . .

A skeleton will pop out of you're tv in about *insert number* hours! It's quite easy to explain really.
At about 1:00PM, you will go sit by you're computer and play a crapy game of super derpie herpie bro. 10 minutes later, you will rage quit and go to you're tv. The moment you turn on your tv a skeleton will pop out and do a silly dance. After his dance, the skeleton will take a big crap on a chair, name it Crapachu, then go back inside the tv.
Now if you didn't want this to happen you could not play super derpie herpie bros, or not watch tv.
You have been warned!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Vidya games
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Did you know: Sweden and Finland

Did you know in Sweden, it is illegal to joke about Finnish-Swedish relations post-independence, and the shape of the nations all together? You can get up to 10 years in jail for joking about it. It states in section 3, paragraph 4 of the Swedish constitution that it is illegal to make statements about the shape and size of the nation, and any country bordering it.
The law was put into place when Danish politician Emil Amundsen visited Stockholm in 1857 and made a joke about Swedish and Finnish territories looking like a penis and a scrotum. This did not amuse the King of Sweden, who then ordered to have the man spend 3 days in jail. When Amundsen was released, they made a decree that he was no longer to make such jokes about the nation ever again. The new law was put into place the same day. They removed it in 1890 over claims that it was too childish. It was then again written into the constitution when Finland became independent in 1918.
Don't believe me? Search up Sweden-Finland rule 34.
(No, this isn't true. It's a comedy story written purely for entertainment purposes.)
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Diddykongracing.jpg

First of all, I know most of you won't believe this happened. But it did.
It all started when my older brother turned thirteen; he had gotten a Nintendo 64 along with the game Diddy Racing.
I hated the game Diddy Kong Racing. It scared me so bad and it still does; I would cry every time I played it or my brother played it. I grew up so scared of the game, I never played it again.
About three years later, I was home alone and I was looking for my Gameboy, when I came across a box under my brother's bed. I opened it, and there was the game Diddy Kong. The N64 label was ripped and I was very scared. I spat on the cartridge and ran out of the room; I later returned to play it. I don't know why I did that, and probably will never know.
The game started out normal, but the intro had no Diddy Kong in an airplane, though it had all the sound effects. I thought it might have been like that because it hadn't been played for a long time. Then the whole game went to static for about six seconds, then it started. I had two balloons and I was Diddy Kong. I drove around a bit, thinking how silly I was being - scared of the game. I went in the log cave and came out looking at the beach when I noticed a little black figure in the water.
I went to the genie and grabbed the hover board and went to where the figure was.
It was a figure of Taj. He was just standing there, his hands in the air. He looked like he was drowning. I got very scared and immediately turned around and went back to the genie, but he wasn't there. I then noticed that the balloon in front of World One was there, but it was silver. I went and grabbed it and suddenly I was transported to Wizpigs Race.
I reset the game but nothing happened, so i just went with the game to see what would happen. The race began and I couldn't move; it was there I saw the figure of Taj again.
I began to drive automatically and it sent me to a cut scene. It began all black and Taj said, "I have something special for you." Now I could see what was happening. The figure was there, but moving very fast and flashing until the actual Taj popped up and he had faded eyes!
I couldn't stop staring, and then some words appeared and it said, "I told you to never return." Then static kept on appearing with scrambling sound.
I began to cry and I ran out of the house.
I waited until my brother got home and we went upstairs to the game, but when we walked in the room, it was paused on a race. I told him everything that happened, but he didn't believe me.
My brother laughed and walked off. Then it went back to the scene and music of kids singing went on. I just sat there watching and Taj's face had a smile. The text box appeared again and it said:
"Let's keep this our little secret..."
I turned off the game and never played it, but I still remember everything.
I still see that figure everyday.
I still hear those kids.
I still remember it like it was yesterday.
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Die Alone

Why...why...I didn't do anything to him...I never heard of him...I never read it...JUST WHY?!
It seemed like an average day....I was just picking grocieries at a gas station, nothing special....all regular. But,if that man didn't just had to offer me that game, none of this would have happened.
The old man came up to me and said "Hello sir, do you like video games?". I replied with a simple "Yes". He showed me a Majora's Mask catridge, with "Majora" written in black pen, and it looked damaged. I said "How much?". "Its free, take it" Said the man. I took the catridge, looking at it amazed. I remember when I played Majora's Mask, but I lost it....I really don't remember how I lost it, but I found another copy, hopefully it works. "Does the game work-" I replied, but the old man was gone. I just took the game with me, and drove away back to my house. I jammed the catridge in my N64 (Nintendo 64) and started to play it. It went to the regular intro, that I remembered as a child. I smiled, and a tear rolled through my cheek. "Wow...nostalgic.." I said. But...that was before I relized, I made a HUGE mistake.....
I started up on Clock Town with the usual "First Day" intro, and started playing. I ran into the Mayor's office (I usually go there to get the Kafie's Mask). But, the of the odd things was people called me "BEN" but, I typed the name as "Link". It was only a little glitch, after all, it was a little damaged. I went in the Mayor's office, and noticed no one was there. I thought to myself "Strange...I remembered people being here". I heard some weird music of the Song of Healing reversed. That's when I really noticed something odd. The elegy statue appeared behind me, and I started to get frightened. "This isn't suppose to happen!". I tryed to take out the damn game, but it wouldn't come off. "Hehe...nice try" flashed on the screen. I saw the face of that thing...it started to bleed...and its mouth fell off...I almost puked. "You shouldn't have done that..." Said the text. I jammed the b button to try to kill that thing, nothing worked. The screen flashed to the Great Bay, and Link was drowning. It looked hyper realistic, I could see Link suffering, intil he stopped breathing, and died. I heard laughter in the background....I WANTED IT TO STOP! "HELP!" I yelled. "No one can help you now..." A demonic voice said behind me. I turned, and I saw...him.....he lunged at me, and tore my guts out...there was blood everywhere..I screamed and screamed....it felt like hours...I heard a voice shouting my name, then I realized, it was all just a dream...my sister said "Are you ok, you've been knocked out for hours!" "...." I couldn't speak...it was to painful to describe what I went through.
I decided to pay a visit in my basement, see if I would find any cool stuff. When I was looking through all of these old books, and i found it, my Majora's Mask. I picked it up, and there was a note on it. It said "BEN is getting lonely...."
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Die Together

It was a another boring Friday.
I deiced to be kept in my room for that Friday.
But I wish didn't.
I FINALLY got an AR cheat card (or something like that.) from my mom.
I inserted the card into my DSI and inserted a (long) code into the file.
Finally,I started to play my Pokemon Black game,which i had about 3 Lv.100 Pokemon.
The code I inserted into the AR before,It was a code to get Eevee in the wild.
Oh Eevee.It has been my favorite Pokemon ever since I discorved the little Pokemon.
As walking around the grass (near route 1) i had a level 2 PatRat,because the Eevee would be a Lv.1.Then,i got a chill down my young spine.After the chill,a tuft of grass moved,like when you could get an Aundio.It was right next to me.I walked to the tuft and a battle started.
I screamed in r age when the level on an EEVEE was 100!
"WHAT THE HECK!" I screamed again in rage.Luckily,i brought my Lv.100 Charizard because i really needed it so i could fly to route 1.
In a rush,I selected "CHARIZARD" to battle.I used "Cut".It took half damage.
The Eevee used "Tickle",but it missed.
I used "Fly" and waited.
The Eevee used "Take Down".
"Its Super Effetive!"
"WHAT!?" I yelled in terror. Charizard was in the sky! It couldn't of possably even touch Charizard!
Charizard's attack didn't do much.It didn't even do damage.The (poor) Charizard landed into the battle field with a sinkening crunch. It even lost almost health!
It couldn't attack until the Eevee made a move.
I closed my eyes thinking what to do.After opening my eyes,the Eevee was in a pokeball!
"What!?" I shouted,stareing at the screen.I caught...it....i finally caught and Eevee....
but how?
All of a sudden,the screen went black.I screamed.All my Pokemon were....dead.
All of them...but the Eeevee.
I went into battle,I couldn't controll the Eevee.
It had tints of blue in it's fur.
A demonic mouth,and black eyes.
To black pits....thoose were it's eyes.
The Pokemon who appered,was the one i hated most of all..
Gendgar.
The Gendgar had a Smirk of it's face.
And the same eyes as my Eevee.
NOW the level Eevee had was 1,which is why the gendgar had a smirk on it's face a ghuess.
The gendgar whent first.
It used TRANSFORM?
It turned into...
a Charizard?
My Charizard!
Oh my poor Charizard!
On its stomach,was dent,with a tint of faint red.
It had no eyes,and no tail.
"Charizard used Curse!"
"Eevee was cursed!"
Good.The Eevee should die.After what it has been putting me and my poor Charizard in all this crap.
"Eevee used Together Death!"
What? Who was going to die with Eevee?
"Jackie is feeling faint!"
Jackie.Its what i named my trainer because thats what my friends in real lie called me.
But then,my chest hurted,and my eyes were in pain.
"???:Hello Master.We will die together."
"What?" Was the game talking to me?
"EeVee:I don't care what happens to me now.We will die together."
Then a had a coughing fit.
I coughed up blood.
Then a shot of pain went up my spine.
Then.
I died.
Eevee was with me.
"Eevee:Come out when you want to go to hell."
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Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Pokemon
Category:Im died
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:English Class Failure
Diesel Engines

Normies cannot understand the thrill of revving a diesel engine.
Night spent fixing your car on 3 budlight beers around the spare tire forts. Engine squealing and gibbering, you pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delirious state with fixing manual chantings at the sidelines, hitting the engine-toy with wrenches if she tries to shut down. You would be giggling and laughing as the waves of light beer pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning of user manual verses. You runs through the spare tire maze fat and portly, with alcohol flowing in your veins and the dreams of mechanic cosplay later that night with your wife. Sweat gushing down your face around your unfocused eyes you laugh and chortle until you gasp "Fixxed you!" The 1.6 Turbo Engine screeches defensively but Fixerman is upon her in seconds. His wrench thrusting blindly into her insides, unconcerned about anything but the fixxing. Eventually the man fixxes her and the Great Engine-Shebeast is placated, humming contently to the great pleasure of Fixman's dehydrated body.
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Diesel the Construction Worker

I would like to share a TRUE story of a good old friend named Diesel. Please take this seriously.
It was the summer of 2004, I applied for a job as a construction worker, believe it or not, I was helping reconstruct the second tower of "you know what". It was a hard job to do, I was pretty shy communicating with my fellow workers. At lunch I sat alone, a friendly worker named Diesel came to me, he made me feel happy. We talked for a bit until after lunch, there was an assembly. We discussed a few things here and there and I was very smart-thinking of the ideas. If it wasn't for Diesel, I would not have spoken said words and I wouldn't have been employee of the month on the second month of working there.
Diesel officially became best friends with me, we talk everyday at work, we visit one another's houses every saturday, it was all going well.
That until 2007, our construction company was filed a lawsuit and we all lost our jobs. Diesel went ill, the thing is, Diesel was a lucky homeless man who managed to get a job as a construction worker, now that his career is lost, he is hopeless.
I have not seen him since then, for 8 years I have been living with my family at a medium-end house and a good wealth. That until 2 days ago, I received a package, it was from Diesel's lawyer.
Diesel has died from severe lung cancer, according to his will, all his belongings would go to me. I found a teddy bear, a dog collar, a miniature TV, a 1940s radio and a mini fridge full of food. In the fridge was a bunch of canned nuts.
I cried, felt in a deep depression for hours, all I can look back at are DIES'S NUTS.
... Got eeem'!
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Dig 1990 - The Actual Movie

It's been years ever since we last heard about the movie "Dig" for some people who didn't know or hid under a rock, Dig was a 1990 black-comedy horror movie by The Red Hole Pictures and The Black Thumb Releasing. Updates were revealed of a recording of the movie, airing on Nick @ Nite on a DVR with a OLDER version of DISH Network
It first shows a group of people watching TV when they get a news bulletin of a murder of a kid after he was diagnosed with cancer, it was the same kid we heard from before. It showed footage of a person finding a cofin and a loud screamer revealed a skeleton with spiders flying out of the body. The scene snaps back to the father getting the powers and comitting suicide for comedically getting a shovel shoved into his head so deep, his voice trailed into complete nonsense. 
It faded into the scene with the scientist (revealed to be the big brother of the kid who was diagnosed with cancer) grabbing a beaker and drinking what looked like volcanic acid named "B-2" he collapses and turns into dust.
The lat scene was the mother at the graveyard, sitting next to two tombstones that read R.I.P Farmer, R.I.P Son and R.I.P Son's Brother. Soft music played and it ended.
People were reported vomiting, screaming, scratching at walls and in some cases, actual cases of demonic possession. Unlike The Lavender Syndrome, 200 people were found dead in there homes, all jumping off cliffs or roofs. Whatever you do, Do not watch this movie under NO CIRCUMSTANCES! If not to follow any rules, be prepared to face your nightmares...
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Digger

Everyone has heard of Herobrine, a mythical "ghost" that haunts Minecraft - a great many have also heard of the legends surrounding the Enderman (who in himself is based on the Slender Man mythos).
Yet few have heard the story of Digger, a Minecraft demon that while perhaps not the most scary of creatures is still disturbing if only for the fact that it defies our basic understanding of reality - Digger can not be real, by the very fact that Minecraft is a fictional world: yet Digger's presence has been felt by several players in all versions of the game (survival, creative, single-player, multiplayer and even hard-mode).
So, what exactly is Digger? Much like Herobrine the entity known as Digger is said to appear as an ordinary player but is constantly digging - he will not respond to players, he can not be attacked and enemy mobs ignore his presence: most disturbing of all is Digger's ability to bypass almost any obstacle in the game as he digs continually: the crazed miner can be found "digging" his way through lava, water and other such obstacles without apparent harm.
Digger is known for moving erratically, carving a literal path of destruction in his wake with his continual digging - many claim that once Digger has spawned a player has no other option but to restart their world in order to be rid of the destructive force.
Part of what makes Digger disturbing is that he does not target players directly, in fact he seems oblivious to their presence - instead he continually digs, which can prove hazardous enough in itself as Digger's activities can destroy the surrounding environment if given enough time: should Digger spawn underground players face even greater risk of Digger causing havoc with his activities.
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