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U (Invisible)

U is a letter in the american alphabet, which has the ability to become invisible in some words. In American, the letter appears at least once in every word. Perhaps the most well known example is the word "Colour", which, when rendered in American, is written "Color". the u, while still present, and vital to the spelling, is entirely invisible.
Another key example is the word commonly spelled "You", which in truth, is spelled (with all invisible U's shown):
 UU UU
 UU UU
 UU UU
 UY OU
 UUUUU
When written on The Internets this spelling is often retained, with many grammarians using the character, "u", a more correct representation than the informal corruption, "You".
==History==
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, renowned Educator, Noah Webster decided to give each letter U the ability to become invisible. These letters became incredibly common within American Literature, eventually being integrated into every single word. Unfortunately, due to a sharp increase in the incedence of Independance shortly after the invisible Us introduction, the American people erroneously believed that the letter had actually been removed from a number of words.
==Critical Reaction==
American Writers at first liked the idea.
But the British found it ridiculous
The trend of adding letters to words never caught on in Britain, content to simply keep the ones they had
==Fallout (boy?) Over The Introduction==
Disputes over this piece of misinformation eventually lead to the First-World War, between the United British Commonwealth and the rest of the world. Before long, the Second First-World War was fought, over whether Euroipods was funny or not.
The letter was also directly responsible for the Crossword Riots in 1888, in which an amateur journalist incorectly specified the lengths of words, neglecting to count the hidden letters. Crossword enthuasiasts were enraged and stormed the New York Times building. The offending journalsit was later eaten by a grue.
==Words with more than one u* ==
N.B: These examples show all 'u's in their visible form.
*"GUUooUUgle" - Except in China, where it may as well be spelled 
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 UU UU
 UU UU
 UU UU
 UY ou
 UUUUU
*Vacuuuuwuuuuuum - This word is often incorrectly spelled with two adjacent 'u's, completely missing the all important, and above all visible letter "w"
Category:Letters
Ucows

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<TR><TD></TD><TD>From: To: You<BR>Subject: New project<BR>
Bovine University invites you to the Faculty of Arts and Sciences’ latest project. It’s called Uncycowpedia, and it’s a content-free encyclopedia that any cow can edit. With the support of Bessie Cow, Missie Cow, Brown Cow and Oscar Wilde, it’s sure to be big in 2007. Read more...<BR></TD></TR>
<TR><TD></TD><TD>From: Brown Cow <>, Other Cow <> To: you<BR>No subject<BR>
MMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Read mmmmoooooooooooore...</TD></TR> 
<TR><TD>100px|left</TD><TD>From: Blah Blahblah <> To: yOu<BR>Subject: Blah blah blah<BR>
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<TR><TD>100px|left</TD><TD>FROM: CATS <> TO: YOU<BR>SUBJECT: YOUR COW!!!<BR>ALL YOUR COW ARE BELONG TO US. YOU HAVE NO COW TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR MILK. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW... READ MORE!!!
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<TR><TD></TD><TD>From: Bell Labs <> To: yoU<BR>Subject: Cowbell<BR>
This article needs more cowbell. You can help by adding more cowbell. Read more...</TD></TR>
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Ucows/Manure Pile

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<TR><TD></TD><TD>From: Euroicowpies <> To: Everyone<BR>Subject: These 2 cow pies can be yours!<BR>
Euroicows wants to let you have two cow pies! And you don’t even have to complete any of our offers for such products as credit cards or beef, refer any friends to our service, send one red euro to cover shipping and handling, or provide your e-mail address, phone number or even name! All you have to do is come over and pick them up, and they’re yours, no questions asked, no asterisks! Read more...<BR></TD></TR> 
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Ucows/Spam

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<TR><TD></TD><TD>From: Euroicows <> To: yoU<BR>Subject: These 2 cows can be yours!<BR>
Euroicows wants to let you have two cows! That’s right, this limited-time, once-in-a-lifetime offer can provide you with two lovely cattle just like the ones pictured at left, as a no-strings-attached free gift! All you have to do is complete 200 of our offers for such products as credit cards (with rates starting at an amazingly low 29.99%/a) and beef (not USDA-inspected), refer just 50 friends to our service, provide your full home and work address, home, work and mobile phone numbers and home, work and mobile e-mail addresses, and send €999.99 to cover shipping and handling. Then, we send the cows over immediately, no questions asked!* Read more...<BR></TD></TR> 
<TR><TD></TD><TD>To: Russia Department, SovieTravel Inc. <> From: yOU<BR>Subject: In Soviet Russia, vacation takes YOU!!<BR>
Soviet Russia is a magical land, where computer shuts down YOU!! and Uncyclopedia edits YOU!!. So naturally, it’s in high demand among tourists from around the world. But right now, you can get half-round-trip twenty-first class airfare, hostel accommodation for a day in the middle of a week, and a tenth-balcony front row ticket to see Yakov Smirnoff’s grandmother perform in Moscow, with an opening act by your mother — all for just four thousand of your dollars!!! Come see the country behind the exciting, world-famous reinventions of both communism and roulette! Read more...<BR></TD></TR> 
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Uh

Uh-huh-huh-huh...is a a government usage term that is secret to genuises and losers. The term uh has several usages that'll be described in this, uhhh... thing.
==Usage==
Long ago, when themoon was still 
extremely retarded, the word uhhh... was still used by modern ancient ansesters. If you are CHEESE know the answer to a problem, saying uhhh will up your IQ and make you smarter. For example:
*Teacher: Now Billy, what is one plus one?
*Billy: Uhhhh...
*Teacher: That's correct! You clearly know the answer already. As a reward, let's get off.
Speaking of getting off, when a girl says "uhhh" while engaging in off-getting, she is really using the government coding to say, "Stop it you motherfucker!"
==History==
Uhh was a language so advanced that it was used during the greenland Missle Crises on Feburary 30th 4,500BC in which toilets were clogged. The U.S. government was going to crash unless a language was made it.They had a 5 sencond scedule, so the President said Uhhh. Ever since then the word was used to the government.
Uhhhh himself
Uhhh was a bastard child to hmmm and umm. He was the least care for child in his classes. His only date was his hand, and so he resulted giving his hand an orgy.His parents paid for his college, but he wasn't admitted because of his worst enemy going there was threating the community. So he lived in a cardboard box. The rest is not important since he just sat there and shitting his pants. When the government was at that location during the Geenland missile crises, he just said uhhh when the president needed a new national language. Since then, rap has turned you youth into cavemen and dinosaurs steeped on us and the rest is history. Uhhhh died when the president tried his "ass to fire trick" Uhhhs ass caught on fire and he was at the hospital. They chopped off his ass and replaced it with a hot girl. He was still depressed and he committed suicide. Uhh also killed 30000000 people in his lifetime your mom was one of them.
==Household Uses==
In the year 2006, a group of 20 geneticists, known officially as G.O.D.(Geneticist's Operating Disasters), were having a nice coffee break when Purwillus Jones spilled some of his coffee into the breading tank. This led to a new species that was a mix between a fish, duck, walrus, and donkey. G.O.D. decided they would have to destroy these accidental creations, but Purwillus Jone's daughter had come that day on a "Take your Child to Work Day" and gave the "googley eyed treatment" which made Purwillus Jones let his daughter keep them as pets. This caught on around the town, and soon a name was needed for this new bread. G.O.D. held many sessions to decide a name for the creature, but the only word ever spoken was "uh..." so this became the name of the new species. Uhs are now a common pet found in many households, as the demand for this pet keeps on rising. Uhs can swim, fly, sunbathe, and say "Hee haw". For ordering information, see your local pet store, search in the classifieds, or call us at (123) 456-7890.
==See also==
* um
* boob
Category:Words
Ultimate Question

The Ultimate Question was asked by the Greek philosopher Parmenides on March 3, 553 BC. 
However, nobody heard the Question and Parmenides didn't write it down. Later philosophers have attempted to reconstruct the Question:
 Oscar Wilde: "What if this were not a hypothetical question?"
 Socrates: "Man cannot know absolute truth, but why can't we at least know where 
 to go to get laid? Without getting the clap, I mean."
 Plato: "If absolute truth is unattainable and we observe only its remote shadows, 
 like men in a cave seeing shadows of outside reality dancing on the walls, does this 
 explain why the hell I keep waking up with bat piss in my hair?"
 Thomas Aquinas: "God is the absolute truth, so why did He get this thing going 
 with the Jews? Why didn't he create Christians right from the get-go 
 instead of a bunch of kikes?"
 Spinoza: "The universe is God and is the absolute truth, but why does the universe
 have to include diarrhea? Excuse me, I gotta run. Heh, I made a punny."
 Descartes: "Is the only absolute is that I think, therefore you am? No, wait a
 minute, I wrote it down...You think you are, but I think you are not therefore...
 uh, therefore I am not thinking you are thinking...Man, this migraine is killing me."
 Locke: "Empirical absolutes are the only reality that is accessible to crabs,
 so must mankind be relegated to being the dreams of crabs? I really like crabs, with
 a nice bit of Scottish butter and some mayonnaise. Are crabs the ultimate reality? I
 really think they must be."
==Modern thoughts==
However, the consensus among modern philatelists is that it is only by reconstructing Parmenides' life and times that we can find out what his Ultimate Question was. Tim Binderankles, PhD, DDS, WMD, resident Professor of Philatelie at the Budapest University for the Terminally Idiotic, has written a monograph on the subject which is considered definitive.
*Premise 1: Nobody cares.
*Premise 2: There's no point anyway.
*Premise 3: Nobody loves me.
*Conclusion: Why bother?
Upon peer review, Dr. Binderankle's findings were accepted throughout the historical philosophist community as correct, although Dr. Binderankle himself was told by many of his colleagues that he won't be invited to any more philatelist parties until he's wiped off his emo make-up and stopped cutting himself and quit "behaving like an emo girl, you emo girl".
==See also==
*Socratic Method
*Life's Unanswerable Questions
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Ultimate Yahtzee

Ultimate Yahtzee is a U.S.-based dice and mixed martial arts competition. Players in the sport use combinations of letters, numbers, and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.
== What is Ultimate Yahtzee? ==
Early UY events were eight- or sixteen-man tournaments wherein participants were required to beat three opponents in a single evening to be crowned Ultimate Yahtzee Champion.
With no weight classes, players could face significantly bulkier and taller opponents - these kinds of fights are referred to as 'Freak Fights' by UY enthusiasts.
"YAHTZEE!" said the famous tagline, after being coined by the infamous Yahtzaru, David Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff, the first Ultimate Yahtzee champion, has become synonymous with the sport, often representing the much-maligned sport to the media.
It has become a common misconception that Ultimate Yahtzee matches operate with no rules, although this is untrue; participants abide by a limited set of rules; techniques such as hair pulling and groin strikes are frowned upon but valid.
== Ultimate Yahtzee - Then and Now ==
The brutal nature of the burgeoning sport quickly drew the attention of the authorities, and UY events were banned in almost all American states. To survive, the Ultimate Yahtzee Council redesigned its rules to remove the less palatable elements of fights while still retaining the core elements of eye-gouging and decapitation. Five-minute rounds, referee stoppages, weight classes, and limitations on permissible striking areas gradually made the championship approachable to newcomers. Notwithstanding, the 36-sided alphanumeric die still strikes fear into the hearts of those contemplating participation.
Today, Ultimate Yahtzee Championship events have become very popular in places like Japan, Brazil, Canada, and the United States, where matches are often seen on television's Pay Per View system. In the United States, championship fights are usually held in Las Vegas or Atlantic City, much like in boxing and time travel.
== How to compete in Ultimate Yahtzee ==
Getting into Ultimate Yahtzee requires little in the way of specialist equipment. The 36-sided die is a given but often goes to beginners joining UY clubs. Additionally, a novice may feel more comfortable in a Judo giko/mail/kevlar.
When starting to play, it is unnecessary to provide one's weapons, with 'open hand' being a popular beginner style. As contenders progress and face more accomplished opponents, they sometimes find it convenient to provide a bladed weapon - wakizashi and daisho are good as well, as curved European cavalry swords. Generally, ranged weapons are considered too slow and unwieldy to be of use - one should not, for any reason, attempt to engage in a match with a medieval English longbow.
Some players have begun to work small, portable time compression devices (known in the circle as "flux capacitors") into their routines. UY is truly embracing the future, and fans can only hope that Mr. Hasslehoff will return to the ring to once again roll the big numbers (or a Z) and shout triumphantly, "YAHTZEE!"
Category:Games
Ultra-violence

thumb|The spectrum used by experts to classify violent films
Ultra-Violence (or UV) forms part of the film classification spectrum, which is a method used by experts to classify films in a spectrum and may be considered analogous to the electromagnetic spectrum - except it is real scientific fact and not merely Communist propaganda. Ultra-violence films tend to come in two types, known as Near Ultra-Violence and Extreme Ultraviolence - the former of these is widely thought of as pathetic and for losers who can't stand the sight of blood, and among film makers is considered a failure. 
thumb|left|Ponys in particularly ultra-violent colors.
== Extreme Ultra-violence ==
Extreme Vltra-Violence was invented in 1953, and used to be younger. Its rays have been found to emanate from the work of notable violent and/or horror-based film directors; notable among these pioneers are Quentin Tarantino, Rob Zombie and the Queen. To protect against the rays, many shops sell protective hats lined with leather, similar to those worn by mobile phone users. Prolonged exposure to the rays is known to be very harmful, and may lead to the exposee killing and murdering in violent or unorthodox ways and then trying to get away with it by blaming it on the radiation received. are being driven into the ground economically, with one million schoolMany American religious groups and concerned parents, therefore, love nothing better than to burn any films more violent than Bambi and dance around fully clothed in what is little more than a Pagan ritual. Others, less fortunate are being driven into the ground economically, with one million school children now homeless, while Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke announces that the recession is over. Also referred to in certain square circles off to the right as: Hell with the lid off!
== History of Ultra-Violence ==
Many people have a history of violence, but only a select few have a history of Ultra-Violence; these include God, and Mr T. So hush yo' jibba-jabba.
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Ultraman

Ultraman is the best friend of Superman in the Antimatter Universe.
He was chosen by the 5th race of iPods as seen in Stargate to be the newest protector of Earth. 
Under this title, he would prevent any danger from coming to his home planet. To aid him, Superman killed a dog named Krypto, which granted Ultraman the power to ignore pain.
Ultraman's one weakness is to Superman, ironically his best friend. For this reason Ultraman has rounded up the rest of the Avengers to form the Justice League of America. In his spare time, Ultraman also enjoys the use of iPods.
== Origin ==
Ultraman is one of the few extraterrestial people in this world actually born without a name. However, for the purposes of this article, he will henceforth be known as Santa. Once his popularity waned, he moved to a deciduous forest in Kansas, where he survived by eating various kinds of food.
On the 6th month of his self-imposed exile, Superman accidentally arrived at his location. After conferring, the two decided on becoming best friends. By coincidence, a falling meteor sent by the iPods granted Santa the powers of flight and super strength. Santa was transformed into Ultraman upon this energy transfer, and began his mission by returning to New York City, where he re-established his identity as Santa Claus.
== Enemies ==
Some of Ultramans' greatest enemies include Batman, Dr. Fate, and Dead Man. He made their acquaintance as he was saving the world. Seeing that Ultraman was in fact a hero, the three supervillains swore to destroy him, along with his friends from Stargate.
== Private Life ==
Ultraman, also known as Santa, is married to Clara Kent, the only woman to know both of his identities. Clara has a secret of her own; she is actually the supervillain Baltan Lady, but thanks to a split personality, she is not aware of this fact, and is both loving wife and arch-enemy to Ultraman. Ultraman frequently uses the alias Albus Dumbledore. However, he was forced to change this to Aquaman after a pending lawsuit with an unnamed author. After a debilitating accident involving tragically hot laundry, "really, really nasty" burns left him paralyzed from the neck down. Aquaman currently resides in a small barn in West Virgina, and enjoys jogging in the many parks of Japan with his wife. Who is "dead".
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Um

"Um" is the single most useful word ever invented. Um is a fascinating word that gives the user time to breathe and think of something suitably intelligent to say, they can also decide whether or not the statement will be well-received by the target audience and whether they should lie or not.
"Um" is also the noise someone who thinks they are really smart, an accountant or a terminator makes when you ask them a question they do not know the answer to, though this can go on for up to ten minutes while their brains have time to re-boot.
==The invention of "um"==
Um was invented in the caveman days. Cavemen were not, in fact, idiots. Well, not by modern-day chav standards anyway, the favorite pastime of the caveman was to perform a primitive stand-up comedy routine on the spot. This often led to the same jokes being repeated and the cavemen in - fish food - question having stuff thrown at them (you want me to elaborate on which stuff? I don’t know, caveman stuff.) Until one day one of them used the word ‘um’, thus enabling them to think of a whole new array of interesting jokes. He then went on to write the first dictionary. Unfortunately the first dictionary contained ‘um’ and all 300 of its cousins, and that is why we associate cavemen with such primitive speech today.
It was shortly after this that a spaceship landed containing humans as we know them today and killed all the cavemen, evolution is false, take that Charles Darwin!
=="Um" in politics==
Another reason the word "um" has a negative image is because of its repeated use by politicians. This is actually because politicians run on a Windows 98 operating system, meaning they have to reboot their own systems after almost every word.
Cuba was the first country ever to have an ‘um’ government. Which basically means everyone does whatever the hell they like because the government really has no idea what is going on and doesn’t really care either. George Umford led this ‘um’ government before he was eaten by fellow dictator Fidel Castro.
An "um" government is very popular today, with over half the countries in the world using it. Sub-versions include "Err", "Uh..." and "Ermm...".
==When not to say ‘um’==
Though amazing, there are times when the word ‘um’ should not be used. Women do not understand the word ‘um’, they need split-second answers every time they ask “have I put on weight?” or similar questions.
==Thing to say instead of 'um'==
As I said earlier, ‘um’ has many cousins such as ‘er’ and ‘uhh’. There are also others such as "hmmm" and ‘ah...’ even some short words such as ‘yes’ and ‘well’ can be used in the same sense as the word ‘um’, though they are not classed as actual cousins.
==Conclusion==
In conclusion, "um" has given humanity a lot through the ages. Though some people relate the word "um" with only the dumbest among us, those people are, in fact, dumb themselves, and should be laughed at with every opportunity.
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