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Dr. Salvador

Dr. Salvador Allende (born 1908) is a renowned physician, specializing in extreme lobotomies. Famous patients include Leon Scott Kennedy, Ada Wong, and several hundred Spaniards who didn't agree. His methods are considered brutal, but those who see him never complain again.
==Biography==
===Childhood===
His parents, Donald Salvador and Rose Rafflekapter, very much disagreed with his choice to become a doctor. They wanted him to take over the family business of shoveling shit into a bucket. They were treated swiftly.
===Political Career===
Unbeknownst to the general public, Dr. Salvador was once the president of some country somewhere, but was convinced to left power by the people. He then was ostracised by their former citizens and ended up in spain, where she began his auspicious career.
===That Burlap Sack===
Salvador is almost never seen without his trademark burlap sack. Many have said things such as "No! Please! I have a wife and childre--!", and "OH, GOD, MY NECK! AAAAAGGGGHHHH--!" about this mysterious article. His nurses, and cousins, Isabelle and Mary, have pointed out that he had a horrible accident while skinning potatoes. He slipped and landed on a potato-skinning device, which sliced his nose clean off. He put on the closest thing he could find; a potato sack.
Other people say he was just really, really ugly. They were all swiftly treated.
==Starting His Practice==
Following the murder of his parents, which the Spanish authorities never got around to investigating, Salvador knew it was time to get a license to be a doctor. He took the course a total of seven times, failing miserably. Each time, he would treat everyone in the class, including the teachers. Finally, facing the business end of Salvador's chainsaw, the headmaster of the school (coincidentally the only person there who hadn't been treated), presented him with his license to practice medicine.
The headmaster was swiftly treated.
===The Practice Goes Bankrupt===
Surprisingly, after only one treatment, Salvador had his license removed. He was reportedly very upset, and said the following in an interview.
"YEEEEAARRRRGH!"
*Translation: I'm quite frustrated that I had my license removed. I wonder if it was the slogan for the clinic? "The Good Doctor's Clinic: We Maim You Good!"
===Fun in the Sack===
Over the years the Doc has slept with a good number of women. Notable people include: Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Ashley Grahm, and the belle sisters. Many have made the mistake over the years of shouting, OOHHHHH GIVE ME THE CHAINSAW DOCTOR OOOOHHH, they were treated swiftly,
It is noted that Dr. Salvador doesn't even take the potato sack off during sex.
==Current Occupation==
Salvador currently works at a barber shop, giving "Extreme Haircuts". Apparently, decapitation is very fashionable, although few people can pull it off.
==See also==
*Chainsaw
*Resident Evil 4
Category:Dangerous
Category:Doctors
Category:Spain
Dr Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying, sit down and relax for a bit, try and read or something, maybe eat a cheese sandwich, but basically do anything other than obsessively think about being obliterated in a massive nuclear explosion

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Dr Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying, sit down and relax for a bit, try and read or something, maybe eat a cheese sandwich,and basically do anything other than obsessively think about being obliterated in a massive nuclear explosion

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Dramamine

Dramamine is a recreational drug that induces the production of amusing Uncyclopedia memes by going to work on a part of the brain called the Dramamine Pathway (pictured). This Pathway is a marketing construct, located near the Heartbreak of Psoriasis. Its importance, just like other neurological discoveries, was never noticed until something went wrong.
Dramamine is an emulsion that combines an anti-nausea drug with a mild stimulant. The former is usually effective in keeping you from puking and the latter is useless in keeping you awake.
==Proper dosage==
There are several accepted doses depending on the desired effect:
*1 pill ensures that you don't spoil a party by being the first to vomit.
*3 pills ensures that you do spoil the party by going to sleep in the corner.
*10 pills turns you into the life of the party, by inducing frightening auditory and visual hallucinations that are so vivid that you share your visions on your way to total paranoia.
*50 pills results in a really awesome high, appropriately known as LD-50.
==The Dramamine community==
Habitual Dramamine abusers refer to themselves as Dramatists, which is an amusing pun. (To them, at least.) The most successful Dramatists win a lot of Drammies. They talk about trips to the DQ, and they don't mean for Dilly Bars. They have a wide array of other euphemisms for their favorite medicine-cabinet candy.
Users who take Dramamine before bedtime tend to sit up and look around at their surroundings at random. However, non-Dramamine users do too, when mice are present.
==History==
Dramamine was devised to remedy numerous maritime problems, such as the tendency of some crews to deal with hull leaks using towels and sand. Widespread use of this remedy relied on the fact that none of the crew dare question the captain, especially when he has water up to his waist.
==See also==
*Sleep
*Addiction
*Basement-dweller
Category:Medicine
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Drax (Drill)

On Thanksgiving Break 2011, Andrew Spinks had an idea for an awesome tool which has the merits to be used as a weapon. He looked at all the drills that he made for the imminent 1.1 update: "How about a drill that can mine all known materials and chop trees, as well as giant mushrooms? Oh wait! It could also be used as a hammer!" On December 1st, 2011, the Hamdrax was born., Release of update 1.1.
== A Humble Start ==
Once it was created, everyone rejoiced. In order for one to craft a Hamdrax, he/she would combine all his drills and some adamantite at his mythril anvil, and take on the world. With its usefulness, it is the weapon of choice for a select few. This should not be confused with the known Hamdrax users.
== The Major Change ==
On October 1st, 2013, the Hamdrax lost its ability to be used as a hammer (it can't remove background walls).Release of update 1.2. Nonetheless, Andrew gave it a clever name and it stuck. Otherwise, it's still the same thing.
== Notable Drax Users (people who I can imagine owning a Drax) ==
* Magic man
* Benson
* BENSON
* Xamralco
* User:Jackass 91
== Known Drax Users ==
* Frank West
* Samuel L. Jackson
* Steven Colbert
* Me
* The Racer
* Boris
* Andy Samberg
* Tina Fey
== What Not to do with a Drax ==
* Do not use the Drax to express Penis Envy. In fact, try not to have feelings of penis envy.
* Don't give the Drax to kids. They'll kill themselves.
== See also ==
* Pointy Sticks
* Hula hoop
* Mentos
* Ass
* Goa Tse
== References ==
Category:Weapons Category:Tools Category:Not safe for kids
Category:Terraria
Dread Pirate Roberts

Also known as the Man in Black, the Dread Pirate Roberts is best known for creating Roberts' Rules of Order shortly before being vaporized by the Bunny Armada during the Potato Rebellion.
==Birth==
Like most pirates, the Dread Pirate Roberts was spontaneously created fully formed by Albert Einstein's mystical pirate generator, complete with a crew, the Parliament), magic swordgun (Stabby McStab), and ship, The Pirate Ship Filibuster. 
This section is in here because people wonder about things like this, but it's rather insensitive to wonder, don't you think? Shame on you. Pirates don't make fun of the fact that you came out of a womb, do they?
==Life before the Rules==
Before the rules, life aboard The Filibuster was utter chaos. Crew members were stabbed or shot at unpredictable times, mutiny attemps came up frequently, morale was low, and every morning began by dodging the feces thrown by the cabinmonkey. But that wasn't the real problem. 
The real problem was disorganization. The crew made a number of faux-pas that made them the laughingstock of the pirate community:
*The raid of a small village in England involved installing a collection of all of the hard drives in the city in City Hall rather than taking stuff.
*A collection of stores in a small town in Ireland was raped and the women were looted.
*Rather than actually stealing anything from them, "robbing" said women consisted of subjecting them to impersonations of Rob Redbeard.
*Once stole their own ship from themselves.
*Reciting the ABC'S instead of simply saying "Arrr".
*Caused cancer.
It was truly a dark time.
==Life after the Rules==
It was much easier to tell when someone was about to be killed. Mostly the same. It was slightly more organized. Anyway, that's about all he did other than the standard "being a pirate."
Category:Pirates
Dream Theater

The theater, yes, a plain old boring movie could be SO MUCH MORE than just the average everyday source of entertainment. Music is unique, having association with masturbation, sex, love, dance, and the ability to make hot chicks flash their breasts. The influence of the almighty music has even made its way into popular TV shows, such as the HBO series The Sopranos, which is actually one huge tribute to the song "Trash" by Suede. Music has inspired the famous form of plays, the musicals.
Sports are cool too, having world championships and all. Being the visual faces of EACH and EVERY ONE of the Third World countries. This TOTALLY beats out theater. Do YOU see theater determining the national color of The Netherlands (orange)? NO! Theater coexisted alongside the other much more hip and widely accepted hobbies for years, and even centuries with absolutely no respect for them, whatsoever. Movies were a mockery. (Hence the Uncyclopedia Michael Bay article) It was hopeless, movies would NEVER be cool.
Then everything changed when the metal nation attacked.
A new breed of entertainment form was formulated, the dream theater. This new theater was indeed, cool. Cooler than all other entertainments within the funtime world of all hobbies and fads. What is this heathen of an art thinking? How could this happen? What a joke! Theater being cool and the new hot topic? Well here's your answer in spades. This theater was no ordinary theater... this theater went without flaw. The beauty, the sound...
Don't get me STARTED on the soundtrack. You wouldn't have heard the sound until you have actually delved into the sensation. The way all the notes were always the right ones... just the right degree of perfection. It was near to literally impossible to even begin to imagine or possibly even start to comprehend such magnificent songs. You couldn't even guess how much of a beautiful listening this degree of perfection was. OOH! The glamour!
The question was, where was this unblemished theater's root? To all we know, only the great late Danny Kaye had this knowledge on this perfection creation in entertainment.
It was a disaster for the other entertainments. Even all the other fine arts, such as the painting even awed upon the sound of this spectacular perfection in shape and form. The SPORTS even ended up going through this catastrophic uproar, with the loss of the last few WNBA fans. It was even so god-like that the psycho who was so far in wanking to the ass of the statue of David even stopped beating off to get a glimpse at this angel. The beauty within the theater was one that even converted ISIS into worshiping the metal gods.
Finally, theater had a positive reputation. No longer was theater for nerds. Not with the new, the beauty, the incomparable, the almighty, the cool, and the flawless Dream Theater.
== See also ==
*Perfect
*Metal
*God
*Beautiful
*Art
Category:Heavy Metal Maniacs
Category:Progressive Metal
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Category:American musical groups
Category:Theatre
Drive

Drive can have the following meanings:
* Driving (duh) 
* Drive (TV series), an American TV show starring that guy from Firefly.
* Drive (film), an American film starring that guy from Blade Runner 2049.
* Hard disk drive 
* Flash drive 
* Sex drive, what you will never get :) 
== See also ==
* HowTo:Drive
* UnPoetia:When You Drive a Toyota
Drog The Misunderstood Caveman Comedian

Drog The Misunderstood Caveman Comedian (lived 1,412,384 BCE - 1,412,360 BCE) was an unpopular (cave)man in his own time, for using what little language was available at the time to ridicule his foul-smelling, hirsute peers (which is not to imply that Drog was less foul-smelling and hirsute).
==An Unappreciated Pioneer==
Drog was known in his own time as simply Drog The Misunderstood Comedian, since, in point of fact, everyone was a caveman, even the women. He originally billed himself as Drog The Comedian, or, in caveman parlance, "Drog The Funny-Man". He changed that the next year by appending the "Misunderstood" to Comedian ("No-One-Get-Me Funny-Man"). This was a result of poor reviews by his contemporaries.
A number of the poor reviews may in fact have been biased against Drog due to the offense he frequently gave his audience. A sample, extracted from cave walls and edited to make it more readable for a modern audience, follows:
*"...I mean, Gargi is the best-looking cave-chick here, and only because she's started shaving her beard! Haha, just joking with you Gargi, you can put that brontosaurus bone down, we love you. But seriously, we're a pretty ugly bunch, I mean, I just found out last week that my mother is actually my father! Yeah, can you believe it? I always wondered why she kept clubbing other cavewomen and then disappearing into caves with them. I'd be less embarrassed now, except that Dad always walks out of the cave a few minutes later, turning back and saying, 'Sorry, this normally never happen. It must be old Sabertooth bite acting up again.' ...What? It's funny because he's impotent!"
*"...I mean, is anyone here planning on showering any time this epoch? I smell T-Rex dung in here! Whew! It must be Zorng the Blind Old Caveman back there -- hey Zorng, how old are you this week? ...What's that, thirty-six?! Haha, that Zorng for you, always exaggerating. Anyway, I figure only Zorng could have stepped in it, seeing as he's blind and all, and that T-Rex dung is pretty freaking huge. ...Oh come on, what? He's blind and old, it's... heh... can't you guys take a joke?"
==Too Short a Life==
Drog died months too early at the ripe old age of 24. An analysis of his skull fragments indicates that they were repeatedly stepped on by a multi-ton reptilian animal some time after his arms were tied with pterodactyl tails and his hairy body was pelted with stone arrows and stone rocks. It is doubted that his death was accidental, as very few cavemen died this way, and they were generally the least popular ones. Drog is remembered by comedian-historians today as a pioneer in the field, and his contributions will not soon be forgotten.
==Also See==
* Captain Caveman
* Dave Chappelle
* Ralph Nader
Category:Comedians
Category:History
Dropkick Murphys

The Dropkick Murphys are a Celtic Rock band formed in 1996 in the city of Quincy Jones. All members of the band have at least 3 inch cocks, can drink 12 gallons of beer per hour (bph) and still be able to kick your mom in the balls with her own balls. 
Literally named after a rehab center in Boston, the Dropkick Murphys met each other at the same rehab center, and made babies with each other. The babies then turned honky and are now calling themselves Flogging Molly. In the past 20 years the group has released 300 albums and attribute their success to being in touch with their lawyers.
==Early Years==
A bunch of guys got together and fucked a bagpipe as part of their "community service." The results? A big bagpipe bladder full of semen. Plus they started a band. The bagpipe in question is used to this very day, and hasn't been washed since. 
==Middle Ages==
At some point a bunch of jerk offs started jerking off some beef jerky in the middle of Jaws. The band saw this and came up with 1998's "Do or Die (Tryin'). This 45 minute song turned out to be an incantation to summon up Euronymous from the depths of hell! Euronymous then showed them how to make magic origami and matza balls, then he, in turn, diddled in his puthy. 
==Wonder Years==
They stopped fucking the bagpipes long enough to actually learn to play them at one point. The group still occasionally gangbangs their original bagpipes just to keep them grounded to their roots. Plus, one time they got a horse drunk and fisted the beast with the fury of 10,000 grandpas. Then learnt up on some karate.
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==Dropkick Murphy's Karate Class for the Under-Privileged Widows of Manitoba==
The boys in Dropkick Murphy's failed to see any downfalls with this move. They started the DMKCUPWM to gloat about their ninja skills and pick up fine, depressed cougars from the prairie province. Once they shipped 15 tons of bath-tub Prozac to the karate studio, Sensei Al Barr (Mother of Roseanne Barr) dropkicked Eddie Murphy in the head, causing severe depression, lack of motor skills, dry-mouth, high blood pressure, yellow fever, hay fever, down syndrome, "Presley" jaw, rank ass, powdered doughnut and numerous goiters. Gene Simmons sued to own the rights to yellow fever and "Presley" jaw. He won, and if anyone got either disease, he charged them. The women never showed up for any karate meeting and they eventually died of "Presley" jaw, which made Gene Simmons enough money to buy the Dropkick Murphy's a golden sackpipe.
==Deaths==
They all blew up at a Don Quixote Goat Peeling Excavation. They thus peeled all the goats! You see, for when the activities were interrupted by an unwelcome explosion somewhere in the main corridor, I dare say that ALL of the goats were peeled forthright and with tremendous haste. 
==Members==
#Moses
#Larry Appleton
#The cast of "Gimme A Break"
#Nell Carter II: The Reckoning
#East St. Blood Bank
==Former Members==
#Moses Sr.
#Michael Landon (RIP)
#A Hammer
#Alan Jackson
==See Also==
*Irish
*John Quincy Adams
*Chick-Fil-A
*Midget Tossing
Category:American musical groups
Drug mule

A Drug Mule (or Crack Donkey) is a horse, zebra or other equine which is given hard drugs, such as heroin or crack cocaine, in order to improve its performance in various equestrian sport disciplines. As horses and similar species generally have a larger bodily masses than humans, it takes a great deal more drugs to achieve noticable results. Generally, a dose of about 1.8-1.95kg of 'proper job' crack is enough to yield a respectable performace boost on the track; similarly, for recreational use, an administration of 2kg of LSD can give an average horse a decent trippin' sensation. Naturally, regularly administering these doses can be prohibitively expensive - so the hobby of owning a drug mule is only possible for the very rich. In recent times Bill Gates has made the news for practising the sport. Since the late 1990s, Drug Mule sports competitions have been becoming ever more popular. The most popular two are 'Drug Mule Racing' and 'Crack Donkey Dressage'. See the Sport section for more info.
=== Origin ===
 
The identity of the originator of Drug Muling has been a point of contention for decades. Many people think of Bill Gates, primarily because it was he who popularized the sport, making it the well-known hobby that it is today. However, like so many of his so-called 'innovations', recent evidence suggests that they may be the result of blatant plagiarisation. Intensive research has uncovered some startling evidence (right) leading to the theory that the pastime was invented by King John VIII, divine emperor of the Ancient Atlanteans, in 24 A.D. The Bayeux Tapestry clearly depicts such creatures being used to great effect in the 1066 Battle of Hastings.
=== Drug Mule Club ===
The Drug Mule Club (DMC), founded in 1978 by Bill Gates, is a club exclusively for owners of a drug mule. The club often holds drug mule rallies, races and dressage competitions. Each member of the club can have up to five registered drug mules (six if at least two are purebred donkeys); and these registered animals are given complementary LSD, in return for an annual membership fee in excess of $6 million USD.
===Recommended Species ===
The following is a list of recommended types of species for druggin' up:
*Donkey (the grey one) (Equus africanus asinus)
*Zebra (the stripey bastard - for awesome swirly patterns) (Equus quagga)
*Sarah Jessica Parker (for interesting results) (Equus parkerus)
=== Sport ===
Drug Mule sports are very popular in the underground world of Drug Muling. The two most popular sports are:
==== Racing ====
Similar to standard horse racing, but with crack donkeys instead. Can make for some very interesting results.
==== Dressage ====
Dressage is, I think, when you make a horse wear a dress. Clearly any self-respecting mule would not allow this, so the most common set of rules for this sport are as follows:
*The mules line up on the start line
*A fight breaks out
*Huge quantities of salad dressing are sprayed at the animals to make them angry
*Afterwards, the animal who has snorted the most ecstacy wins
== See Also ==
*Drugs
*Colombia
*Vin Diesel
Category:Horses
Category:Drugs
Category:Domesticated animals
Drum machine

Drum machines have been with humanity since its very beginnings (in other words, since around 1980). Drum machines are named in the Bible over 9000 times.
Genesis 12, 3-4
The main difference between a drummer and a drumcomputer, is the fact that a drumcomputer has got a memory.
Humanity failed to do so, and thus, condemned us for an eternity listening to the hits of the 80s.
However, drum machines aren't evil per se. Most of the time they like to hang around computers and nerd musicians without doing any harm. However, if they are fed after midnight, they can develop rhythm and consciousness, building infinite loops and therefore killing people of starvation by not letting them go. 
==Why use Drum Machines?==
This device is only used by a very select group of people that want to keep a steady beat, and that don't want to put the fate of their band in an absolute retard (aka. drummer).
==Deadly Attack==
The other deadly attack of a drum machine is called the build-up. Drum machines perform this attack by dropping all the rhythm parts, simulating that they are dead. Once the victim comes close to their auditive range, they begin to fire samples at increasing volume until they kill their prey. You can hear a build-up here, but we cannot be held responsible for any deaths caused by listening to it.
Drum machines also like to train humans as their caretakers. Never go close to a human possessed by one, he will kill you at once if you try to touch his friggin' drum machine.
==See Also==
*Drum
*Machine
*New Order
*Roland TR-808
Category:Machines
Category:Musical instruments
Category:1980s