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Minecraft Pickaxe

I caught my 24 year-old son having sex with his brother's Minecraft pickaxe...
I know right away this sounds absurd, but it's very much real. Anyway, my second oldest, "Michael" is 24 now, he's way beyond his teenage years to be doing things like this. He should have moved out years ago.
This all started last year when random household objects have started going missing, then reappearing where they were before, with an odd smell present.
I didn't think much of it until early this Monday when I came home unexpectedly. "Michael" was the only one at home, so I thought I'd check in since his door was open. I didn't see anything explicit, but he was very obviously buckling his pants when I walked in.
I was mortified, but I completely froze when I saw his brother's foam Minecraft pickaxe laying right next to him on the bed. I point blank asked him what his brother's Minecraft toy was doing in his room, and all the color drained from his face.
He didn't say anything for a little while, then immediately started begging me to leave, almost pushing me out the door, I think he yelled "I'm sorry" from behind his closed door, but I'm not sure.
I'm absolutely shaken up about this whole situation. I haven't told my husband, and I snuck in to Michael's room, retrieved the Minecraft axe and threw it away, since there's no way his brother's gonna have it again. I don't know what to do, Michael can't even look me in the eye anymore, and the fact that he did that with his brother's toy almost makes it hard to look both of them in the eye.
I think it's time to put him down.
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Minecraft Pumpkin Theory

Why don't Endermen get bothered when you look at them whilst wearing a pumpkin as a mask? The story they don't tell you, is why the pumpkins grow with faces of anguish on them.
My theory is simply that, the Endermen have always been in Minecraft. Ever since the beginning, and now in the End. The more Notch 'worked' on Minecraft, the easier it was for them to manifest outside of the End. In the beginning, all they could do was teleport to the surface for a few moments, in order to plant the 'Pumpkins' in fertile soil. Now, they've gotten to the point of being able to exit the end and run rampant on the overworld.
I say 'worked' on it because, I believe Minecraft to be sentient. It explains almost man made structures being around with seemingly no one else in the world.
Seemingly.
Who built the Villages for the Testificates? Who dug out and abandoned the mines we see today? I believe it to be the Miner who came before. The one who, I personally believe, lost his head to the Endermen. They attempted to grow a new breed of creature by planting the head in the ground. They had some success doing the same to snow and Iron, creating the Golems of each. They wanted something more, though. Something that could help them shape the world.
Something like you. You see, they see a man with the head of a Pumpkin, and they believe it to be the minion they were trying to create with so little success before. And what kind Master would hurt its minion? But the thing I believe ties it all together perfectly is, quite simply, Notch dropping the game.
I believe that Notch knew all of this was occurring, and grew fearful of the actions of the Endermen. Why else would he have given up such a lucrative project for an unknown reason? He saw what it was, and he couldn't be a part of it anymore. He left.
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Minecraft Short

I was searching for an aether mod for beta 1.7.3 and soon coming across a copy. But the person who put it up had no reviews,images or videos but i downloaded it anyway. As i started up minecraft i realised somthing was wrong a brief image flashed onto the screen with a couple of words on it sayin "noob in the aether" or somthing. As i continued to get glowstone the lava texture was the different retuxtured again saying "noob in the aether". I was a little bit shocked i checked the lava texture i was using it was the same as a it was before i installed this mod. The message showed over and over again never seemed to be an end to it. I was frightened and annoyed by this and shut down minecraft and forced update but the message still showed up everytime i played minecraft.
but it all stoped when the beta 1.8 update came in...
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Minecraft Steve

Minecraft Steve. A name that is instantly recognizable, a name that has become a worldwide phenomenon. For those of us who are more familiar with the game than we should be (and I'm not ashamed to admit that there's a fair bit of me in this category), it was also a name that I had never thought about before hearing it spoken by someone else. And yet, when I heard it from my friend Michael, the first thing that popped into my mind was 'Minecraft Steve.'
I'd been watching Mike play for maybe half an hour or so, and he was just making his way through some kind of cave system where all kinds of things were trying to kill him. The monsters weren't anything particularly special; they looked like skeletons made out of various materials and wore armor. They didn't really do much besides attack you with whatever weapon they happened to have equipped at the time. What got me though was how utterly bizarre everything seemed in this world. It wasn't simply the fact that he was fighting skeletons of all different kinds. It was also the fact that these places were mostly empty, as if no one had ever set foot there before. There were pieces of wood, rocks, and other natural objects scattered here and there, but most of the area was covered by a layer of dirt over which he could build up walls to protect himself. That was strange enough on its own, but then there was the fact that the world itself felt very large. Just wandering around and looking at the scenery was fascinating enough, but Mike insisted that it was impossible to see everything. He said that even after playing for six hours straight, he still hadn't seen everything the game had to offer. When I asked him what exactly it was that he had seen, he told me that he couldn't describe it because it was unlike any other video game he'd played before.
The strangest part was that despite the vastness of the world, the whole area was practically devoid of people.
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Minecraft Strip Club

My little brother (27M) has had a weird obsession with Minecraft villagers for a while, he put posters of them up in his room and I've caught him kissing them a few time (he's very loud).
A few weeks ago he invited his friend little Timmy (22M) over to the house and they started playing GTA and found the strip club, my idiot brother didn't know what it was and so he went in. Immediately his jaw dropped as he wandered around the club, but the problem is that he just wasn't attracted to the strippers, and wanted to build one in Minecraft so he could anal fuck with the villagers. He proudly told my dad after that and he burst into laughter.
My parents just casually brought this up in a conversation and said stuff like 'so cute' and 'it's normal' So when my brother talks about things like this it's cute, but when I (41F) have a boyfriend it's 'disgusting' and 'inconvenient'. Well that's nice...
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Minecraft and the "Hardcore" Parallax Universe

Sometimes, in video games, you die.
Like in Mario, you might accidentally fall into a hole.
Like a dumbass.
Or, maybe, you'll play Call of Duty and get shot in the head.
Like a dumbass.
Or die in Counter-Strike and wait to return as a Counter-Terrorist with one life:
Like a dumbass.
Like you can't assume control of the life you have in the video game... and play like a dumbass.
Hardcore in Minecraft resonates your real safety level. Some people choose to play Hardcore as a challenge. Others do it because, "regular Minecraft is too boring."
Maybe it's really Minecraft that finds YOU boring, dipshit.
Imagine that you play a game where there are numbers of possibilities and play-styles. Imagine that you only have one life before you restart the entire game without any continues. Imagine you lose the world you helped beautify and create with play blocks because you just weren't careful enough - dedicating actual time and effort along with concentration to improving or using the world as your tool, your paintbrush...
Then, long gone goes your player, its one short life, and the one world it ever really belonged in. Oh well. Your character skin will remain the same in the next world...
... Now imagine that all over again and how your soul looks at your real human shell. You're playing hardcore mode right now, and you probably don't even know it. You're just playing in one of the Parallaxes.
I know, I am too.
And I love controlling you.
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Minecraft eerie seed

You guys know that when you play Minecraft singleplayer that every world has its seed, right? I stumbled across one that my friend gave and no, I'm not going to write it down because if you try it, some weird and eerie things might happen.
Prepare to be disappointed with this pasta. It's gonna be more creepy than troll.
So one day I was on my FB searching for some stuff. Then my friend John (let's call him like that) PM'd me.
John: Hey dude, I made myself a new Minecraft world. It's kinda weird.
Me: Do you have seed?
John: Yeah, I started the LAN world to use cheats and this is the seed.
Now you might expect it's something like 666's repeating or 13's or even 666's and 13's together. Nope. There were random combined numbers and soooo on...
Me: Alright, I'm gonna try it out.
John: Okay but be careful. Delete it shortly after because your computer might get f... up.
I booted Minecraft, named the world and wrote the seed. I spawned on plains near acacia forest, oak and birch forest and some extreme hills. I built the house of random woods. I realized that jungle wood was missing. I got only one direction left through the ocean and I was like FML.
Things were somehow odd when I reached the other land. I felt like somebody had been there before. I know I wasn't because I hate going through oceans. I searched if there was some lava or something. Boy, I was dead wrong. In this small forest I found that some trees had been cut partly. That sends me some chills. I approached a herd of cows. They were normally mooing and whenever I was near they looked at me normally. Except one. It didn't look at me, but he mooed glitchy somehow. I looked at its face. That was kinda unsettling. Its pupils were missing. I attacked it. It ran faster than a normal cow but I managed to kill it, dropping leather and beef. The song started playing. I didn't realise until then that the song wasn't playing. I recognized it but it was in reverse. I don't know it's real name but I know that is the relaxing piano song that was since the beginning of MC (IDK really). I reached the jungle forest and started cutting the tree. I heard someone's footsteps. That kinda scared because I knew that I was on peaceful and I wasn't walking at that moment. I returned back to my house. Nothing seemed odd at first but the banner on the entrance I put (looks like enderman's face) was missing. I entered the house and half of the torches that were in my house were missing too. I entered a chest near the furnace. There was book. A book?! I didn't even made a book and quill. It was called 'Read it'
The book had only 2 pages. The 1st page said: 'I hope you are enjoying in my world.' The second one said: 'Too bad for your computer.'
Then my computer crashed so I had to take it to the repair. After one week my computer was back. I went to FB and PM'd John.
Me: Dude, you were right. Something's not right with that seed.
John: I told you. Look boot your Minecraft and delete that world.
I deleted that world, but the seed that John had send me via FB still remains in inbox...
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Minecraft experience

So,that one day i wanted to play minecraft because i was bored.
I started building things in Creative,one of the things was an obsidian p*nis.
Once i got bored,i used the codes to make myself in Survival.
Instead of survival it switched me to a mode called:Evil PatrixxxxCraft
I checked my desktop to see the Minecraft files and heres how they were:EVilpatrixxxxCraft.exe,Andthenaskeletonpoppedout.longname,RandomFileToFillUpSpace.exe,and KillingInYourSleep.wtf.I did a dump in my pants  when i saw KillingInYourSleep.wtf.But once i changed my pants i continued playing minecraft.Then a Skeleton popped!But it was just the mob so i pwnd it.I wanted to continue making the obsidian p*nis and once i was done i made Lava on top and made glass edges to make it look like...You know...
But that wasnt the end of my adventure...
I wanted to pwn the ender dragon with my epic trolling skills even though its not an attack in Minecraft.So,1 Troll attack mod later i continued.The Ender Dragon farted and then the whole Ender blew up.I was back in the Overworld when i respawned.But i saw a brand NEW mob.The... TOILET OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It killed me in 2 seconds.So i had to respawn again,but i also had to take a "Dump" because i played for 2 hours.After 3 seconds of "dumping" i respawned.Although another mob showed up. One part of my body thought it was a bad idea.The other part thought about "Fgdhjfk" because that part is stupid!So i kept on until i found out the mob was EVIL PATRIXXXX. (4589439534594768954675379345674689374689574638546389546754896375895672504589470628 hours of going to the toilet from fear and p*ssing myself from fear later)
EVIL PATRIXXXX popped out and killed me and then the world blew up and nothing exists anymore except Chuck Norris and FGDHJFK.And yet i can still type this.And then Ender Dragon popped up again and FARTED and theres NOTHING there anymore.
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Minecraft eye less

One day when i was playing minecraft . BUT when i was playing i saw every thing was eye less i was scared . Then i saw somthing it said GOD ,HIM,NOCHT WILL DIE and STEVE IS DEAD . I saw my screen it turned black it showed him HEROBRINE he said SORRY NOCHT i ran outside and just crying then i moved to newyork i was safe i will remember all the eye less game _ HEROBRINE 
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Minecraft horror story

There was once a boy named Bob. Bob liked video games since he is a 10 year old boy who watches a disturbing amount of Minecraft lets plays. One day Bob went on a shopping website to buy video games and he found a game called "Minecraft positive adjective version". He bought it after stealing his mothers credit card. He would scream happily but he destroyed his vocal cords screaming at a Hanzo main in Overwatch. When the game came into the mail he was very happy and immediately put it into his xbox one. When the game started Steve was hanging... out with Alex. A creeper slowly crept up on them only to offer them some tea and crumpets. 
Bob decided to get into the game hoping for an amazing Minecraft experience. But it was just a normal Minecraft. He got made and went to sleep in his race car bed. When he woke up he was in the Minecraft world. Steve came over to him and told him that he was forever trapped in this world for being an awful child, and human being in general. Bob started to cry seeing that his mom brought pizza and garlic sticks. 
He begged Steve to let him go, he said "Please don't torture me like this!" But Steve said "Mate, I'm the one being tortured. I have to spend the next eternity looking at your ugly mug." Bob asked what he did wrong but Steve did not say anything. He asked once more and Steve replied "Listen kid, I'm all for second chances. For Pete's sake I've died 38 times. If you swear to stop being a cliche I'll let you go."
Bob swore and suddenly he awoke in his bed. He went to the kitchen and saw his mom. As she turned around he saw that she had the face of Alex and his dad had the face of Steve. Bob screamed in fear. His parents took off the masks and said they were just trying to get into the Minecraft stuff he talked about so much. Bob enjoyed existence and eventually died of natural causes.
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Minecraft mod Craft

I was on a mine craft mod site and I was looking around until I found a mod called craft I was thinking craft huh that's weird so I looked at the description and it said craft so I installed the mod and started it and the screen was normal but the background was gray so I started a new world and I was in a desert so I walked around until I found the woods I punched a few trees and made a house I made a bed and slept when I woke up I crafted a pick axe and went into a cave I collected cobblestone and I turned back and a split second I saw that looked like a creeper but it was black with red eye's and the mouth was wider so I went to my house and slept and I was in a dream it had skulls around and I think it's a dungeon I went forward and I saw the creeper again and it was faster than a regular creeper so I ran back and fell under the map and I woke up I went outside and everything was lifeless it looked like a wasteland and I saw the creeper and I looked at the chat and it said "hello my name is craft you noticed what happened but let's cut the chase Matthew I am more powerful than you I am going to haunt you until your done for and now to finish my deed your going to be done for" so it ran at me and it had a smile so I ran as far as I can until a bedrock wall blocked me I looked back and saw it it killed me instead of game over it said my deed is done craft so I went to the menu and went out of my room it was locked I tried to open it it didn't budge I. Looked at my computer and saw the creepers face it eyes was bleeding and was smiling and it said my deed is done until and my computer went to my desktop and my door was unlocked and I was thinking what does he mean by until. 1 year later. I still played minecraft with that... Mod gone so. I guessed I'll get some more mods. so again at the minecraft mod site looking at mods when I found a mod called mine. so i think it was the same thing. the description said until so I downloaded the mod and played. it the screen popped up it was the the same old title but I swore I saw the creeper. I started in a forest so I will build a house of course. so I made sure I had a sword in case of the creeper popped up. so I went around getting food when he popped up... He said "hello old freind I missed you so much how where you doing" and I typed "good fuck face". and he started running at me and I went to attack him. He teleported behind me and killed me in one hit the game over screen popped up it said until mine comes. I finally know what it means but then the creeper's face popped up with his face mangaled with blood with a big smile and he said in a demon voice now hell awaits and then I blacked out. and then I woke up in the hospital I saw my mom I said " why am I in a hospital" she said you black out oh! Do you remember that. Mod you made. Was it called craft.
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Minecraft with Gadget

"I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know."
"I dunno."
"Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget?"
"I'm having a lot of fun."
"So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget?"
"I'm better than you are, so I should do the review."
"Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review."
"You can shut up now, I'm always on duty!"
"Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta!"
"Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that."
"Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta!"
"No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft."
"Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days - it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap?"
"Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game."
"Oh good, I love building sandcastles."
"No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around."
"What kind of stuff can you build?"
"Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise."
"My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex."
"Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity!"
"But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me."
"Oh, you think you can do better, huh?"
"I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole!"
"He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of-"
Inspector Gadget shoots and kills Mike with his laser*
"I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad."
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