Off the Wall

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Off the Wall is a K/S slash and gen Star Trek: TOS zine with the subtitle, "A Mixed-Rating Star Trek Satire Anthology." There are two issues.
==From Submission Requests and Ads==
"Star Trek, gen to K/S; comedy, satire, cartoons, graffiti. If it's funny, and it's Trek, we want it!" submission request in The LOC Connection #22 
"A mixed rating series based on comedy and satire (NOT parody) in the Star Trek genre. It contains both gen and x-rated material (and everything in between) and requires an age statement." from an ad in Media Monitor 
==Issue 1==
Off the Wall was published 1991 and has 180 pages. It features art by La Vena Kay Kidd.
* Late One Night	by Martha Eddy
* Pon Farr, Again?	by C.E. Roush, illustrated by La Vena Kidd (Thereʼs an unfortunate complication after Kirk helps Spock through pon farr.)
* Half the Fun by	Gena Moretti & Roberta (Part of the landing party left behind when the Enterprise is called away on an emergency mission, Kirk and Spock must improvise on the their first time together.)
* A Brief Incident	by Martha Eddy
* Return of the Psi Syndrome	by Robert Byther
* The Ultimate Trekkie	by C.E. Roush
* The Director	by T'Rhys (Kirk attempts to film him and Spock having sex.)
* Nothing Compares to You	by J.C. M.
* The Enterprise and the Big Blue Box	by Stephanie Spellman (crossover with Doctor Who)
* Deals in the Night	by A.T. Bush (While staying with Sarek and Amanda on Vulcan, Kirk and Spock get a nighttime visitor.)
* The Pixel Plague	by C.E. Roush et al, illustrated by La Vena Kidd
* The Taming of the Cat, poem by Jane Elza
===Reactions and Reviews: Issue 1===
==Issue 2==
Off The Wall Too was published 1993 and has 164 pages. It features art by La Vena Kay Kidd.
 
* Editorial
* An Elf Tale #1 by 	Sister Grimm (AU: Along side the lake on his familyʼs farm, a fifteen-year old Kirk meets an elf.) (1)
** Deportment by Amy (5)
* Devonshire Cream by La Vena Kidd (6)
** Bordello by Mildred Manhill (23)
* An Elf Tale #2	by Sister Grimm (At the Academy, Spock makes sure Kirk gets a room to himself.) (24)
* The Sock Strikes Back	by T'Rhys (Kirk and Spock both suffer from the same problem after making love during a planet survey.) (30)
** Satin Sheets	by Mildred Manhill (34)
* Quivertia	by Vixen Foxx (While on the planet, Quivertia, to offer protection from the Klingons, the Enterprise crew is exposed to the planetʼs main export—an aphrodisiac in the form of flower pollen. Crossover with Doctor Who) (37)
* An Elf Tale #3	by Sister Grimm (Kirk tries to raise money in order to get them to Vulcan before Spockʼs pon farr.) (50)
* That Damned Cat!	by Gena Moretti (Uhura inexplicably purchases a cat for the Enterprise but the animal has its own ideas when it comes to where it lives on the ship.) (55)
* An Elf Tale #4	 by Sister Grimm (Kirk and Spock get to Vulcan just as Spock is entering pon farr.) (76)
** cartoon by Betsy Fisher (83)
* An Alternate Version: The Search for Spock	by Ruth Kwitko Lym (84)
** Limerick Contest [Winner] by Antonia Stampfel (88)
* The Space Port Incident by Sheila Schneider (89)
** Bored to Death by Betsy Fisher (99)
* An Elf Tale: Epilogue by 	Sister Grimm (100)
* Day Before Yesterday's Enterprise by A.V. Wilde (Caught in a continuum warp, the crews of NCC 1701 and NCC 1701-D meet unexpectedly. The rest is almost history, as both crews work on the problem of two Enterprises in one slightly altered universe... crossover with Star Trek: TNG) (102)
* Nuts and Bolts by Jean Hinson
===Reactions and Reviews: Issue 2===
==References==
Category:Star Trek TOS Slash Zines
Category:1991 ZinesCategory:1993 Zines