Blood Hamburger

was a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and was with the team from , Day 75 until Fall Ball.
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==Official League Records==
Hamburger joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves after the incineration of Blankenship Fischer on , Day 75.
During the , Hamburger received a combined stat increase as a result of the Shoe Thieves' blessing.
On Season 9, Day X, Hamburger gained the modification after the Shoe Thieves lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.
On , Day 1, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Baldwin Breadwinner in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from . On Day 8, some of Hamburger's defensive ability was siphoned by Philly Pies lineup player Lang Richardson in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from .
In the , Hamburger received , becoming . (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of .)
During the , Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves'Shadows in exchange for Herring Winfield as a result of the Shoe Thieves' will, resulting in a combined stat increase.
During the , Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Simba Davis as a result of the Shoe Thieves' will.
On , Day 64, Hamburger swallowed a stray peanut and had a allergic reaction, resulting in a combined stat decrease. On Day 99, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Ren Hunter as a result of Choux Stadium's .
On , Day 41, Hamburger joined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Tevin Melcon as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.
On , Day 53, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Tevin Melcon as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. On Day 76, Hamburger rejoined the pitching rotation in exchange for Oscar Dollie via the Fax Machine.
On , Day 98, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Terrell Bradley as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine.
On , Day 22, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Inky Rutledge as a result of Choux Stadium's Fax Machine. On Day 26, Hamburger retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Rutledge via the Fax Machine. On Day 34, Hamburger rejoined the Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation in exchange for Inky Rutledge via the Fax Machine.
Over the course of , Hamburger entered and exited the Shoe Thieves' Shadows two times as a result of Choux Stadium Fax Machine and events, ending the Season on the lineup.
==Media Recognition==
Off the field, Blood Hamburger is a notable media personality and commentator who regularly appears on Blaseball splortscasts and has garnered a reputation as "one of the most recognisable names in Blaseball." Hamburger has been mentioned by name in several major publications unrelated to Blaseball, including The Paris Review and Rock Paper Shotgun.
==Fan Works==
Blood Hamburger.png|Season 3 card, by |link=https://twitter.com/shenaniglenn/status/1292175042487504898
Egcm1LTXsAI26Pu.jpg|by |link=https://twitter.com/kyl_armstrong/status/1299049718165762049
BloodHamburger Sir5000.png|by 
69BloodHamburger.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Blood_prom.png|Blood Hamburger (Hlomecoming) by |link=https://twitter.com/shenaniglenn/status/1310295641864777728
DEVOB Bloodandink.png|Blood and Inky Rutledge in DEVOB tournament by 
Joeblood couch.png|Blood taking a siesta with former Shoe Thieves Beasley Gloom and Joe Voorhees by 
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Category:Nominative Determinism
Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
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