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Spanish-American War (video game)

War vs. 
==The War==
**$p@n1@r|) has joined the game**
$p@n1@r|): yo wassaup
ph1lly: yo dude i want fr33dom frum u
$p@n1@r|): lol n00b
*$p@n1@r|) has struck ph1lly, 9000 damage!*
*$p@n1@r|) has defeated ph1lly!*
ph1lly: LIEK WTF MAN?!?!111//
$p@n1@r|): lawl
ph1lly: fuk u ur reported haxor
*ph1lly has left the game (irc.europa.net irc.usa.com)*
$p@n1@r|): LOL wtf n00b
*@m3r1(@ has joined the game (irc.europa.net irc.usa.com)*
@m3r1(@: dude wtf u atak ph1lly
$p@n1@r|): rofl cuz i can
@m3r1(@: ur banned haxor
$p@n1@r|): lawl go ahead
*$p@n1@r|) has struck @m3r1(@, 200 damage!*
*$p@n1@r|) has pwn'd maine!*
@m3r1(@: oh fuk u done it now prepare for uber ownage N00B
$p@n1@r|): lololololololol
*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 150 damage!*
**ph1lly has joined the game**
ph1lly: tyvm man
@m3r1(@: np help me own $p@n1@r|)
$p@n1@r|): WTF HAAAAX n00bz!!!!!1111
*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 20 damage!*
*ph1lly has struck $p@n1@r|), 14 damage!*
*@m3r1(@ has taken Manilla from $p@n1@r|)*
ph1lly: tyvm again dude give me manilla back?
@m3r1(@: no way dude gtfo mah city now
ph1lly: DUDE WTF?!?!11
*ph1lly has left the game (irc.europa.net irc.usa.com)*
@m3r1(@: ha n00b
$p@n1@r|): ur goin down u fukin n00b
*$p@n1@r|) has struck @m3r1(@, 8 damage!*
*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 12 damage!*
*@m3r1(@ has taken Guam from $p@n1@r|)*
$p@n1@r|): AHHHHHH WTF STOP U FUKIN HAXOR
@m3r1(@: lol
*$p@n1@r|) has struck @m3r1(@, 48 damage!*
@m3r1(@: WTF
*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 22 damage!*
$p@n1@r|): shit runnin out of the hp
*@m3r1(@ has taken San Juan Hill from $p@n1@r|)*
**we (m3x1)can win! has joined the game**
$p@n1@r|): HOLY SHIT MAN LIKE WTF HELP ME
we (m3x1)can win!: fuck you noob
*we (m3x1)can win! has left the game (irc.europa.net irc.usa.com)*
$p@n1@r|): FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
@m3r1(@: lmao
*$p@n1@r|) has struck @m3r1(@, 35 damage!*
*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 29 damage!*
*@m3r1(@ has taken El Caney from $p@n1@r|)*
$p@n1@r|): shit getting mah ass kicked
**y3ll0w f3v3r has joined the game**
*y3ll0w f3v3r has struck @m3r1(@, CRITICAL HIT, 585 damage!*
y3ll0w f3v3r: lolololololololol
*y3ll0w f3v3r has left the game (irc.europa.net irc.usa.com)*
@m3r1(@: DUDE WTF U FUKIN PIECE OF SHIT HAXOR
$p@n1@r|): lol u got owned
@m3r1(@: THAT'S FUKIN IT DIE N00B
**@m3r1(@ has activated Uber Hacks Vr. 2.1**
*@m3r1(@ has struck $p@n1@r|), 9001 damage!*
*@m3r1(@ has taken Puerto Rico from $p@n1@r|)*
*@m3r1(@ has defeated $p@n1@r|)!*
$p@n1@r|): NOOOOOOOOO WTF WTF WTF WTF FFFFFFFFF U FUKIN HAXOR UR REPORTED FUKIN PIECE OF SHIT N00B
@m3r1(@: QQ
*@m3r1(@ has placed a Permanent Ban on $p@n1@r|). Reason: "QQ"*
@m3r1(@: i win n00b
Spanish Inquisition

What did you expect?
Category:Spain
Category:People you wouldn't piss off
Category:Followers God Would Rather Not Have
Category:Monty Python
da:Den spanske inkvisition
el:Ισπανική Ιερά Εξέταση
de:Spanische Inquisition
es:Santa Inquisición
it:Inquisizione
pl:Hiszpańska Inkwizycja
pt:Inquisição Espanhola
no:Den spanske inkvisisjonen
Spanish Inquisition (TV show)

Whoops! Maybe you weren't expecting this?
:For the other one, see Spanish Inquisition. 
The Spanish Inquisition is a jovial TV quiz show that aired between 1950 and 1955. One of the first successful television shows, contestants had to answer a series of questions in order to win $12.34 in cash. Oftentimes a man dressed in a bear costume would run out and tickle contestants randomly. It was canceled in October 1955 when an audience member opened fire, coincidentally assassinating JFK.
==Premise==
Each show opened with three contestants climbing a wall while cream pies were thrown at them. The two who did not sustain brain damage continued to the next round.
The host would then enter on a hang glider, yelling obscenities in Spanish. He would then deliver 14 rapid-fire questions which either contestant could answer. The contestant to answer the most answers correct would be shot with a crossbow. If he survived, he would then move on to a round in which a panel of celebrities would try to fool the contestant into believing that they were that guy from Hootie and the Blowfish. Since this round went exactly the same way each time, the contestant always won the money. 
Despite its lack of excitement the show was the highest-rated of all three shows on the air.
==Hosts==
The show went through a plethora of hosts. In chronological order:
*Ricky Ricardo
*Ricki Lake
*George Lopez
*Pope Sixtus IV
*Chuck Woolery
*Pablo Martinez Sanchez Berroa
*Chuck Woolery (again)
==Remakes==
Several remakes of the show have hit airwaves, none of them successful. Family Spanish Inquisition with Louie Anderson garnered the most lawsuits of any show of all time, and Spanish Inquisition EXTREME with Joe Rogan was deemed "the worst show of all time" when it was on UPN, which prompted FOX to immediately order 21 shows.
==Trivia==
*The Spanish Inquisition begat Star Wars.
Category:British television programmes
Category:Coherent
Category:Religion
Category:People Who May Have Murdered JFK
Category:FA Religion‏
Category:FA Television‏
Spankey

Spankey is a Rear Admiral of the United States Navy. Spankey has served a long and illustrious career as Rear Admiral for two years. Spankey is best known for repelling a small sea invasion of Mexican aliens (and I don't mean that in the extra-terrestrial way, though George Bush may disagree). Spankey cleverly did not reveal this to the public and was given $5000 and a whore for his service. Overall, Spankey is one of the most intelligent, cunning, and best Rear Admiral the Navy has ever had. It is completely irrelevant that he is George Bush's personal chimpanzee. he can still succeed; after all, George Bush, another chimp, succeeded (in a way).
Spankey was born 1997 in a gay prison, but ran away after that wussy cook made a bad souffle. George Bush found the little chimp wandering around the Houston docks, and fell in love at first sight. White House insiders say that Spankey is the pet most dear to Bush, even more dear to him than his pet chinchilla or yak. Indeed, it won't be long until Spankey is a full Admiral (and for all you civilian hoes, an Admiral is higher-ranking than a crappy Rear Admiral). However, you probably shouldn't tell Dubya that Spankey's cheating on him with that wussy cook. Apparently that cook's gotten better at making souffles.
For your information, those so-called experts over at Wikipedia aren't cool enough to have an article about Spankey.
==See also==
*The Monkey
Category:American military leaders
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Monkeys
Spare change

Spare change is fractional currency you have in your pocket left over from when you made a purchase. Or, maybe it's not. Maybe there's no fractional currency rolling around in those big, deep, designer pockets of yours at all. Frankly, I don't know. Which is why we have to ask:
==Do you have any spare change?==
Check your pockets. Rummage around in there. Do you feel change? Good. Is it spare change? Good. Is there at least fifty bucks of spare change there? There in your deep, deep, heavy pockets? Would you mind if I thrust my hands into your trousers and cupped and lifted those pockets like they were the pendulous breasts of a formerly voluptuous girl who had a litter of babies and now essentially has socks containing of tennis balls hanging down from her pectoral muscles?
Because, the thing is, if you have thirty cents, I don't want it. There was a time, kid, when the homeless would come up to you and say "Hey, man, do you have thirty-seven cents?" They'd say that because they hoped you'd fork over a whole fucking dollar. A dollar was like King Midas shit to the homeless back in the eighties. Even the thirty-seven cents was pretty damn good.
Nowadays it's more like "Excuse me, God Bless, but do you have $85.92, God Bless? God Bless!" And the answer is: yes. Yes, I have $85.92. But I'd rather give you thirty-seven cents.
But what if they won't take the thirty-seven cents? I mean, this is some humanitarian shit, here. That thirty-seven cents could turn everything around for them. It is your duty as an upstanding and bouncy citizen of Samaria to
==AMBUSH SPARE CHANGE!!==
left|200px|thumb|And then you burst out of the trees, musk all over the place, and BAM'YES!! the correct way to both rid yourself of spare change and perform a scrotal service to humanity is AMBUSH-STYLE. Here's your chance to do your Solid Snake shit.
First, find someone who looks kind of indigent. There are several signs that can point you in the appropriate direction. First, look for someone with excessive facial hair and a peculiar distribution of body fat. This is an indigent person. I guess I should have said there was one sign.
Then, pull out your Beretta. No reason.
Then sneak up on the indigent person in question. Do it stealthfully. You want to be like the wind, except less tangible, and fleshier. Sneak up... a little closer... a little sneaker... and then
==THIRTY-SEVEN CENTS!==
Point the Beretta at the indigent subject's temple, thrust the fucking coins into his mouth, and then book the fuck out of there. You're probably wanted for assault.
==Conclusion==
Congratulations! You're now a liberal.
Category:Cheese
Sparty

Sparty is a figure wanted for murder throughout the state of Michigan and feared in the rest of the USA. Sparty often eats the heart of his victims, forever leaving a trail of blood and gore in his path. Bringing death to all who meet him, Sparty is infamous and more evil than Hitler. Sparty has won two national champion mascot competitions by threatening judges and eliminating all major opposition. He also participates in gang wars and works for the Mafia on week-ends as hired muscle. Due to his size, strength and killing ability, Sparty is near undefeatable.
No-one can find Sparty unless he actually wants to be found. Many people attribute this to the fact that he spends a lot of his time in Hell torturing the souls of the damned and generally chilling with his home-boy Satan. However, he often comes out at night to feed on the blood of mortals and because he just loves to kill. Sparty often does other crazy things, like setting nurseries and hospitals on fire and joy-riding.
==Sparty, a Two Time National Champion==
Sparty has been named two time National Mascot Champion by the USMGB (United States Mascot Governing Body). There was controversy over Sparty's champion status after several allegations surfaced concerning cheating on the part of Sparty. It was alleged that Sparty had threatened the judges and had even gone as far as to cut the hand of one judge just so the judge concerned could not hold the Trophy and keep it from him.
There were also allegations that Sparty killed all the other major mascots concerned. There was even a court case over this after several of the mascot's bodies were found with '5p4rtY 0wNz0Rz y0u!!!' stamped on their forheads. The case collapsed after the prosecuting judge was stabbed repeatedly and had his head set upon a spike outside the court, many eye witnesses claimed to have seen Sparty commit this terrible crime, but they all died soon after due to unnatural causes (largely attributed to the lack of head displayed by near all the victims).
==Sparty and Sexual Assult==
Sparty has been known from time to time to sexually assult young females. Although this is not usual practice for Sparty he has been pictured on numerous occasions 'Trying to grab himself a piece of that sweet ass!'. Although of course non of these allegations have ever made it to court due to the mysterious disappearances of judges and witnesses alike.
==Sparty and Hitler==
In their childhood Sparty and Hitler both lived in the same town and also went to the same school and were in the same class. They were friends from a very young age and both sound solice in each others evil. Even though eventually they took very different paths, Hitler becoming a racist megalomaniac dictator and Sparty just a humble psycotic killer, they remained close friends and would always confide in one another or just talk about how things were.
Category:Criminals
Special VAT

Special VAT (also referred to as “The Holy Spirit”) is the finest beverage in the world. With distilleries stretching as far as southern Narnia it is the worlds most drank beverage, especially in most of Britain where it has sold more litres than The National Water Board. 
= History =
Special VAT was invented by God when he planted a tree of “forbidden fruit” in the Garden of Eden. God knew that the apples from this tree would make the sweetest, smoothest and most potent cider of all time which he could bring to Paris Hiltons house party. He forbid Adam and Eve from eating the fruit and went back to making hurricanes, tornadoes and striking people with lightning. 
While god was away Adam was sick of running from the hideous naked hag Eve and hid behind gods forbidden apple tree. While he was hiding, he saw an odd looking snake fall out of the tree. “I… am… steeeeeeeeemin!” hissed the serpent. Adam looked at the serpent. “Man, try this apple!” slurred the snake and Adam replied, “Thy’n lips shall never touch the forbidden fruit.” but the snake nudged the rotten apple toward Adam and said “Man… just… shhhh.” And Adam picked up the Apple and said “Well, God did land me with this fat slag so… ok then” and with that Adam squeezed the Cider out of the apple and into his mouth and lo! Adam was drunk. 
With his body intoxicated and mind slurred, his eyes were now open to the natural beauty within Eve. He immediately mounted Eve and fell asleep on her breast. God returned and said “Adam! Thoust has disobeyed my order, fuck off!” and God banished Adam and Eve from his garden. Later, when Adam sobered up he planted the seeds from the apple found in his excrement and Special VAT was born.
= Sales =
Special VAT is a very prestigious and very expensive cider, but Spar is currently having a two for one deal so it’s a good idea to stock up. 
With the current financial crisis in Britain, Special VAT has lowered its prices from £246.95 per litre to £2.95 per litre and thus has lowered its standards considerably involving itself with taboos such as underage drinking, binge drinking and consumption within third world countries such as Africa and Carmarthen.
= Uses =
Special VAT has many uses in many different countries. These include:
•	Celebrations,
•	Getting drunk,
•	Underage Drinking,
•	Removing stubborn dirt,
•	Removing stubborn neighbours,
•	Diluting baby formula,
•	Curing death,
•	Causing death,
•	Forgetting,
•	De-uglying women,
•	Impotence problems,
•	Paint thinner,
•	Hot dates,
•	Space food,
•	Diesel,
•	Making your willy bigger,
•	Getting pandas to mate,
•	Transporting organs,
•	Keeping Johnny Vegas happy.
= Official Anthem (Sang to the theme of Spider man) =
Special VAT,
Special VAT.
Drink it up,
You ugly twat.
It blinds my eyes,
So I can’t see.
All the shit,
That’s on T.V.
Shut uuuuup,
And give us the Special VAT!
Category:Economics
Speculative evolution

Speculative evolution is the study “not real” animals and people. It’s all usokuso(嘘くそ) aka bullshit. It was invented by a scientist after the most orgasmic(what) acid trip. He tripped weird ass animals in the future after we all died horribly because of pollution or some shit. His name is Dougal Dixon, an absolutely insane boomer. Penis sex. Known for making shit up. Kinda cool shit though, like dinosaur people, giant mongeese known gurraths, mole rats known as desertsharks, a monkey tiger! Holy shit! Some cool bullshit! I know you’re just nutting your pants right now, it’s so fuckin cool!
==After Man, zoophiles in the future==
A book about zoophiles that were teleported to the far future and holy shit, there was a lot to fuck! Weird bat things with LEGS! Thicc legs! Penis harddd! Oh shitttttt!
==Man After Man, memery in the future==
In the distant future, humans were trying to create a meme lord, multiple scientists tried to make their own. They were all failed experiments that killed off all the real humans. Without the humans, the meme lords started to fight each other, the only one to survive was James and he was actually controlled by a robot on his back.
==The New Boomers==
What if the boomers never die? What if no other generation came after them? Like everybody had a Facebook page with minions and dank memes never existed. What if the prices of televisions went up because the boomers wanted them so much? Find out in this book.
==グリーンワールド==
ヘンタイ
==The Future is Furry==
Everyone is anthro! Yay! Don’t be speciest! 
==See also==
* Alien invasion
* Weird
* The Future
Category:Insanity Category:Insane Category:Stupid
Category:Zoology Category:Anthropology
Speech disfluency

Well, a speech disfluency? You have definitely come to, like, the right place. Basically like a speech d-disfluency is any form of um breaks, irregularities, or non-lexical vocables that o-occurs in the flow of otherwise flawless and-and fluent speech.
The most common disfluencies in speech c-consist of some un-n-necessary words such as um-"um", like the word "like", and uh some other words... ya know? T-these are called fillers.
Example: "He was uhm masturbating his penis and it like um felt nice and yeah..."
Notice how he used the worse penis in this sentence. That word is not needed as it is implied with the word masturbating.
All jokes aside now, I have no speech disfluency. This is a website article, not a real conversation. You fool.
== Language dependencies ==
To further expand the subject, it is a known fact that different countries differ filler words. Some use stupider filler words than other countries. Many people believe that certain filler words and exclamations are universally shared through most of the world languages. Those people are fucking idiots.This is a r-reference.
Here is a reference table for next time you travel to the country in which its language was the one you chose to study for three years in high school.This a reference for a reference table. Inception! (I mean, you've been preparing for this moment. Oh shit! Now they are speaking with speech disfluencies? Oh, cock. Nobody trained you for this.)
Language 	Filler words
American English	Um, Em, Uh, Like, 'Muricaaa
Arabic 	Bomb!
British English 	Em, Get outta me car!!
Dutch 	Oven
French 	Je me rends!
German 	Nein!, Blitzkrieg
Italian 	Pizza, Mario, IL DUCE!
Irish 	They got me Lucky Charms!
Japanese 	Hentai
China 	Dum, pling, Long Wang
Russian 	так
Spanish 	Me mojo sólo de pensarlo
== See also ==
* Grammar
* Grammar Concentration Camp
* Grammar Nazis
* Speech disorders
* Stutter
== References ==
Category:Disorders
Category:Language
Speed

Speed also known as Base, Whizz, Billy, Paste, Sulph and Phet is a drug commonly consumed by chavs who can't afford proper drugs like Cocaine and MDMA.Speed on Frank
==Effects==
Speed is reckoned to aid concentration and wakefulness, allowing the user to stare at the same mundane object for up to 3 days. Other effects include suppression of appetite, tolerance to the effects of alcohol (allowing the show-off pisshead to easily out-drink his mates) and regular desires to go on insane excessively violent killing sprees. Speed can even sometimes cause it's users to go on 16-hour fapping sprees!
==History== 
The drug was first synthesised in the 19th Century by some Romanian who liked using it so much he kept his invention to himself to prevent the puritanical anti-drugs freaks from banning it. 
In the 1950s the Americans discovered that if they fed their soldiers enough speed it would turn them into amoral killing machines which helped in their efforts to eradicate the civilian populations of Korea and Vietnam.
The drug was banned across the world in the 1970s along with vegetarianism after research showed that Adolf Hitler had been a vegetarian speed addict. Taking speed enhances your ability to run faster, it is usually found in sports stars who take large amounts of speed in order to become much faster. It is thought that by snorting only one line of this speed-enhancing drug that you can take almost half a second off any running times.
==Contemporary use==
The drug is widely used by people who want to stay awake for days on end, cheating athletes, anorexics, idiots and chavs.
The most popular methods of consumption are snorting lines, smoking and bombing although real fucktards who live in crap towns in the north-east of England like Darlington like to inject it.
==Side effects==
*Sleep deprivation: Regular users almost always go on a mental killing spree after 4 or 5 days without sleep. 
*Suppression of appetite: It is a widely known fact that phet-heads have to force-feed themselves orally dissolvable nutrients such as sherbert, Skips and jelly sweets to stay alive. Stupid people that want to look like they are starving to death like to thin themselves down on a diet of speed and cigarettes.
*Immune suppression: Taking a lot of speed can give your immune system a battering. You could get more contagious diseases like colds, flu, sore throats, amblyopia, and gayness.Effects of Speed at Frank.
*Tiny dick: The penis shrivels in size, can disappear completely and in rare cases can even invert itself into a male vagina.
==Tweaking== 
Scientists and regular people believe that this is some kind of nervous twitch caused by the drug. Expert users however know that it is an illusion caused by the fact that speed users can travel at supra-light speed. What appears to be a weird twitch to the casual observer is actually the phet-head going somewhere and coming back so fast that it just appears to the inexperienced eye that the Sulph-junkie has just twitched and grimaced like a loon.
==References==
eo:Rapidilo
Category:Drugs
Speed-typing

Speed-typing is a very dangerous and competitive sport. Although it has been outlawed in many countries, it can still be found in the underground of underdeveloped nations, such as; Gaia,Sims, Azeroth, Neopets, RuneScape, Final Fantasy XI, United Kingdom of America, and the Kingdom of Loathing.
The game is played by typing. Sure, this may sound fun, or even important for living in today's modern world. That's what they all say. And then "WHAM!"
Speed typing is very addictive. It contains exactly 7,597,857,327,657,947,487 more poisons than Kool-Aid. That's a pretty scary number, huh? Notice how every 3rd digit is 7? That's how you know that number is important.
==How to know if your child is speed-typing==
Early detection may be the key to curing a speed typist. Therefore, if you even suspect your child is speed typing, you should investigate immediately. First, break into your child's bedroom. If you find them at the computer with their head exploded, you may want to consider talking to them about their problem. But don't automatically assume their head exploded because they were speed typing! Oh, no! Kid's heads explode for many reasons. Sometimes they explode just for attention, or maybe they put too much cracked corn on their kittens before huffing. Other times, a child's head will explode from spending too much time on parody-encyclopedia websites, like uncyclopedia. In any case, if your child's head explodes, they probably have many problems. You're probably just a crappy parent.
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THEM: broccoli flavored rum, rum flavored broccoli, drunken puppies, your neighbor's laundry, and ugly coffeemugs from your attic.
This can speed up the exploding process, as speed typers do not have a usual IQ to figure if these food items are enemy battleships or your ex-girlfriend. If fed, the usual solution is to pull teeth with a sock. Please, for the sake of the narwhals, SAVE YOUR FUCKING SOCKS. Fruit hats work equally well. Please save ur socks!
==Wannabe Speed Typers==
A wannabe Speed typer is one that has a large amount of speeling mitakes in their massages because they are mahisng teh keyboard and hopinf for teh best. Typical wannabe speed typers include:
* Mister Kool-Aid
* The Splapping Turtle
* Your DOG (yes, he can type)
* n00bs
* Your Mum
* Wikipedia Editors
* Bill Gates 
Sometimes a Wannabe will experience a short burst of actual speed typing when they start huffing Orange Kittens Warning!!!!one!!!1!!!-this kills most Wannabes
Category:Sports
Category:Computers