Shrek.swf

Hi, my name is Freddy. I am just a preteen who does preteen things. I go to school, watch movies, play video games, and eat pizza. However, and for some reason, I get bullied at school. People keep on making fun of me just because they're bored. I hate going to school, so I spend most of my time at home. One of my favorite games on my computer is Shrek N Slide, a fun little browser game where you play as Shrek and well, slide. One night, I was up playing the game for hours until I decided to refresh the website, it was gone. I was so sad but thankfully, a file to download the game was there. I played the game as the standalone file for hours until my mom asked me to go to sleep. So, of course, I had to comply. I went to bed and had dreams of sliding with Shrek and Donkey. I woke up the next morning and went into my kitchen for breakfast. It seemed that no one was here in my house.
I went to check outside and noticed something odd. I was in Shrek's swamp! I was so ecstatic! I went up to go find Shrek and, look at that, I found him! I asked him a lot of questions about his life and if we could go sliding soon. He agreed to slide and that's what we did for hours. It was the most fun I ever had in my life. It was time to sleep so me and Shrek had an ogre feast and it was so good! I went to sleep afterwards. After a while, I heard weird thrashing in Shrek's house. I went to check by peering into his window. I saw Shrek RAGING with red eyes screaming. "I hate how that kid makes me slide all day everyday! I want it to end!" Shrek cried.
I ran back to my house and tried to get back to my world, but to no avail. I was in absolute shock and just tried to go to sleep. That next morning, I woke up again and was greeted by Shrek, who was with Donkey this time. Donkey made waffles and the three of us ate the waffle meal. Shrek said "a moment please" and disappeared. After a while, me and Donkey got concerned. We heard weird thrashing in the outhouse. "Aye man, I don't think this is something to worry about," said Donkey. I replied, "Well, okay. Oh and also, this same thing happened last night. It was creepy." Donkey then started to say "I'm makin' waffles" over and over again. After a good three minutes, his eyes started to bleed and his voice got distorted. I heard the outhouse door burst open as Shrek, with his red bleeding eyes, slowly chased me as a distorted version of the song "All Star" played. His speed increased but the song didn't. He screamed at me and chased me to my house. I locked the doors, barricaded the windows, and ran to my room and fell asleep.
I then woke up, again. But this time, I saw my mom. She asked me where I was going and also if I was ok. I said I had a bad nightmare and went to sleep again. I took some melatonin and went to sleep. I also deleted the file for shrek.swf off of my computer. However, when I woke up, I heard the distorted song and heard a knocking on my door. Then, the door was kicked down and all I saw were two shadowy figures.
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