Munich (video game)

War: vs. 
*Welcome to #Munich!*
*Is-rail's Pride has entered the game*
*DaRk MoNtH has entered the game*
*Deutschland Defenders has entered the game*
*Deutschland Defenders is now idle*
DaRk MoNtH: I will PWN UR ARSE!
Is-rail's Pride: Leik hell you will!
*DaRk MoNtH has taken Is-rail's Pride Hostage!*
*Deutschland Defenders is no longer idle*
Deutschland Defenders: Dudes, you cannot do that! That cheatin!
DaRk MoNtH: We demand the unbanning of 234Pales!
Deutschland Defenders: I'm banning joo.
*DaRk MoNtH has shot Is-rail's Pride! Critical hit!*
*DaRk MoNtH has killed Is-rail's Pride*
Deutschland Defenders: Sh|t.
*Golden Mare has entered the game*
Golden Mare: Sup dutch, wha hoppen?
Deutschland Defenders: DaRk MoNtH killed Is-rail.
Golden Mare: He cannot doo that! This is bad... Brb.
*Welcome to #Israel!*
*Golden Mare has entered the game*
*Moss_Man Sr. is no longer idle*
Golden Mare: Sup, M-man?
Moss_Man Sr.: Nuttin. Y joo back?
Golden Mare: In #Munich some noob killed Is-rail...
Moss_Man Sr.: O. We need to doo somthin then... I no! I go to all the people in the DaRk clan and kill them 'em all!
Golden Mare: K.
*Welcome to #Italy!*
*Moss_Man Sr. has entered the game*
*DaRk Za Waiter is no longer idle*
DaRk Za Waiter: Sup, dood
Moss_Man Sr.: Bai
DaRk Za Waiter: Bai
Moss_Man Sr.: Not me, joo idiot, Ur dead.
*Moss_Man has shot and killed DaRk Ze Waiter! Critical Hit!*
Moss_Man Sr.: Pwned.
*Welcome to #France!*
*Moss_Man Jr. has entered the game*
*Moss_Man Sr. has entered the game*
*DaRk Ham_Hog is no longer idle*
Moss_Man Jr.: This bomb should do it. When he checks messages, it connects into a code that activates the explosive, and kills in one shot.
Moss_Man Sr.: Nice.
*DaRk Ham_Hog is no longer idle*
DaRk Ham_Hog: Hello.
*Moss_Man Sr. is now idle*
*Moss_Man Jr. is now idle*
DaRk Ham_Hog: Hmm... Oh well...
*DaRk Ham_Hog has left #France*
*Moss_Man Sr. is no longer idle*
*Moss_Man Jr. is no longer idle*
Moss_Man Sr.: Time to set up da bomb.
Moss_Man Jr.: Remember, this has to go off perfect the first time.
*Moss_Man Sr. has left the game*
*Moss_Man Jr. is now idle*
*DaRk Ham_Hog has entered the game*
DaRk Ham_Hog: Lets see what happed when I left...
*DaRk Ham_Hog has been Killed by ????!*
*Moss_Man Jr. is no longer idle*
*Moss_Man Jr. to Moss_Man Sr.: It worked, I'm going back to #Israel... *
*Welcome to #Israel!*
*Moss_Man Jr. has entered the game*
*Golden Mare is no longer idle*
Golden Mare: ...So?
Moss_Man: Got em.
Golden Mare: Ok, now go to #Lebanon and get more DaRk clans people. I will send Bar Hack and Moss_Com with you, ya dig?
Moss_Man: K
*Welcome to #Lebanon!*
*Bar Hack has entered the game*
*Moss_Com has entered the game*
*Moss_Man Jr. has entered the game*
*dArK Inc. is now idle*
*LeB fUzZ is now idle*
Moss_Man Jr.: Bar Hack, they know who you are, change your name. Same with you Com.
*Bar Hack = Dood_looks_like_a_lady*
*Moss_Com = Hippy_Dood*
*LeB fUzZ is no longer idle*
LeB fUzZ: Hay, I no joo Moss_Man! Joo banned our friends!
*Moss_Man Jr. has been Shot by LeB fUzZ, 50% health left*
Moss_Man Jr.: Dude, I need health.
Hippy_Dood: I am not a medic...
Moss_Man Jr.: When I respawn, I'll be our squad's medic.
*Moss_Man Jr. has been Shot by LeB fUzZ, and is now dead!*
Dood_looks_like_a_lady: U killed Moss! Your dead.
*LeB fUzZ has been shot! Critical hit!*
*dArK Inc. is no longer idle*
Hippy_Dood: All 2 e-z
dArK Inc.: Your goin down!
*Hippy_Dood has been shot! 60% health left!*
*dArK Inc. has been shot by Hippy_Dood! Critical hit!*
Dood_looks_like_a_lady: I guess it was worth it...
Hippy_Dood: Yeah, lets go.
*Welcome to #Israel!*
*Moss_Man has entered the game*
*Golden Mare is no longer idle*
Golden Mare: ...So?
Moss_Man Jr.: Got em, but I was killed...
*Bar Hack has entered the game*
Bar Hack: That was fun.
Golden Mare: Anywho, we found out that DaRk Hassan was the leader of the DaRk clan. He has been spotted in #Norway. Moss_Man Jr., take him out.
Moss_Man Jr.: Cant. I have to go to #Other_Projects. Send Noobie Moss to do it.
Golden Mare: k.
*Welcome to #Norway!*
*Noobie Moss has entered the game*
*Noobie Moss #2 has entered the game*
*dArK Hessian is no longer idle*
dArK Hessian: Hello.
Noobie Moss: Is that him?
Noobie Moss #2: I think...
*dArK Hessian has been shot! Critical hit!*
Noobie Moss: We owned him!
*Welcome to #Israel!*
*Noobie Moss has entered the game*
*Noobie Moss #2 has entered the game*
*Golden Mare is no longer idle*
Golden Mare: So, did you get him?
Noobie Moss: Ya, dArK Hessian was an easy kill.
Golden Mare: U IDIOTS!
Noobie Moss #2: Wha?
Golden Mare: U were supost to kill DaRk Hassan! Not dArK Hessian you jackasses!
Noobie Moss: ...that's bad, right?
*Informant has entered the game*
Informant: I no were DaRk Hassan is!
Golden Mare: O RLY?
Informant: Ya, he is in #Lebanon!
Golden Mare: K. We are going to send Moss_Man Jr. to do the banning this time.
*Welcome to #Lebanon!*
*Moss_Man has entered the game*
*DaRk Hassan is no longer idle*
DaRk Hassan: So atlast, we meet! What a surprise to ---
*DaRk Hassan has been shot! Critical hit!*
Moss_Man:That was fast...
*Welcome to #Israel!*
*Moss_Man has entered the game*
*Golden Mare is no longer idle*
Golden Mare: D'joo get him?
Moss_Man: Ya.
Golden Mare: cool
Moss_Man: Sweet