Angry Video Game Nerd Lost Episode: Contra Force

Hi My name is john and i like to watch youtube in my spare time when im not working, I watch various youtubers such as The Nostalgia Critic, JonTron, Angry Joe And the one i watch the most out of all my time is AVGN.
I have been watching his videos ever since 2007 in the golden days of youtube and i do have some sort of friendship with James Rolfe, I have emailed him a bunch of times pretending to be people like Doug Walker, Scott Wozniak and a bunch more but anyways as i was on facebook i saw a video link which was a angry video game nerd video and for me i got super excited now the channel that made the video was not posted on the official Cinemassacre channel it was instead uploaded on a channel called "AVGN Videos" the channel had no subscribers and was not verified, The video also had no views.
Anyways the video started off with the regular angry video game nerd intro as a usual episode would start with.
In this episode the nerd had a moustache and a fedora and was on his sofa crying while snorting coacaine with 2 rolling rocker beer bottles next to him, But the thing is it was not a prop coacaine stash it was a real stash of fucking coacaine and i was surprised because jame never takes drugs amd he did it for a full on minute, anyways the nerd pointed at the camera and said "YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU STUPID ASS MOTHER FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT YOU WILL BE MURDERED AHAHAHA I WILL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT AND THIS WILL BE THE LAST FUCKING GAME I WILL BE REVIEWING" Angry Video Game Nerd put the nes cartridge inside the nes and it was contra force.
Once he popped the game in nerd kept dying in the game and took the cartridge out and smashed the game into peices and snorted some more meth and drunk a rolling rocker.
He passed out and he had blood, bruises and cuts on his face, He got so fucking mad he got a real knife, not a prop one A REAL MOTHERFUCKING KNIFE! Funnily enough the knife was all covered in shit.
Nerd went outside and killed all of the people behind the cinemasacre channel People like Mike, Kyle, Bootsy Even some other people too like Doug Walker, Angry Joe, Erin And Scott The Woz all one by one and a bunch of other inocent people like as if he was patrick bateman and it went on for 5 minutes it was like an episode of cops.
In the video he was in a basement and he was torturing somebody that looks too much like me beating my to death then he stabbed somebodys eyes out of their head and he looked like my friend Tom, My lookallike screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" then nerd said "SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN" then he burned me and kicked a girl that looked like my sister and said you are next to the camera
The video cut to black and shown a image for a split second of that lookalike of me being hanged in a basement with blood all over him and it was so gory.
he returned to his house and smashed all of his consoles and all of his games even the good ones too like megaman, mario, metroid and he even smashed the shitty games he reviewed other times too he even shoved one of the games up his ass, he smashed his shelves and tvs and ended up having everything in his house and he screamed "I AM NO LONGER REVIEWING ANYMORE OF THESE FUCKING GAMES OR DOING ANYTHING FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING LIFE MY LIFE IS A PILE OF SHIT I AM FUCKING DONE" He then got a knife and slit his head open with no green screen effects or editing it looked too fucking real as if i was on the dark web or some shit blood splattered everywhere all across the screen then all of a sudden there was fbi agents in the room looking for murders and this was not a skit it was real in fact it looked too real anyways the fbi agent saw james dead on the floor and the video ended there i was traumatised as fuck i was way too traumatised so to get this shocking video off of my mind i went to take a walk across my local park and got a snack along the way. 
When i got home and checked the video link i saw the entire channel was taken down for violent and gory content and the facebook account that posted the link got banned, so to celebrate i watched a avgn episode which was the sonic 06 Review but this video still haunts me to this day and i have had therapy and truama ever since.
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