Spongebob Squarepants: Worth Dying For

Spongebob is something you might familiar with. He's the mascot of Nickelodeon and has an entire channel based on him without ads or anything. But that's besides the point. Seasons 1-3 of Spongebob were the best to you, right? Well, I recently discovered a creepy episode that was meant for season 2, it was finished, but the higherups refused to air it due to its violent nature and how scary it is. How did I find it? Well I was just simply making my FnF mod, until when I was making it, I was interrupted by a video opening suddenly. The title was 'Season_2_Unaired_Rare_Never_Seen_Before_Spongebob_Episode.mp4'. I thought that this cool, as I was seeing something that nobody ever seen, but I thought the title was a bit too long for my liking. I decided to shrug it off as a normal episode that was refused for some reason.
Oh, how wrong I was...how so wrong I was...
It started with the normal intro without any creepy additions except for the music being slowed down by 5. But no design changes or anything, just the normal intro but with slowed down music. However, the logo lasted longer than usual, being a minute and 6 seconds, which wasn't normal. Normally, it's supposed to be like a second or so.
Then, it faded to black, as the title card showed. It had a bunch of red totems, with the normal sponge font that read 'Worth Dying For'. I had a good feeling I knew why this episode would be banned, and that would be due to the name.
Like I said before, how wrong I was...just so wrong...
It began with the usual bubble transition and showed Spongebob's pineapple, with sounds of a TV. It then faded to Spongebob watching TV for a good 10 seconds, until Spongebob's expression changed into a surprised and interested look. "Have YOU ever wanted something worth dying for?" The blue fish on TV asked. Spongebob aggresively nodded yes. "Good! Introducing the all new magic stick! It can make anything you want! Ranging from flowers to pants to...well...anything!" Spongebob pulled out a phone, ready to call the number if there is any.
"If you TRULY want this, call-" Static ensued for 10 seconds, as I was startled by this. I decided to grab my tablet and watch something, but as soon as I got it, it continued. "So go call that number and YOU get it! In fact, the first 40 people to call can get it FREE! Only 25 people called, can YOU be the 26th caller? If not, pay $17.99!" The fish continued before it cut back to what he was watching.
He happily dialed the number and chuckled while waiting. "Hello there! Now we don't wanna alarm you but..." Spongebob's expression went to a nervous and excited face. It remained that way for at least a good 11 seconds to build suspense. "You are our...41st caller!" Spongebob's face then went to a sad and angry one. "You'll have to pay up for it! As theres only 804 in stock! Trust me, it runs out so long..." The caller said, as Spongebob was upset. "Oh...okay." Spongebob said before hanging up. Then, he came up with a good idea.
See if any of his friends have it! It showed the bubble transition to Spongebob walking up to Patrick's rock in complete silence. No squeaky sound, but nothing. Though, when he knocked, it was really loud knocking that sounded like it was my door. The knocks in total were 55, all in just 4 seconds. Then, it opened with Patrick on his rock. "Good morning, Spongebob, my friend!" Patrick said happily. "Hey Patrick...by any chance," Spongebob asked hesitantly. "Do you have that magic stick thing?" Patrick nodded yes and pulled it out.
"I do. Want it?" Patrick asked. Spongebob nodded yes as hard as possible. "Can't have, buddy. It's a one of a kind thing that made me RICH! I can buy MILLIONS of Krabby Patties!!" Patrick yelled. Spongebob was taken back by this, as he thought Patrick, his best friend, would give it to him. He was a bit enraged, as Patrick then wished an anvil onto Spongebob, but it broke as if it was in Minecraft as soon as it hit Spongebob.
He was angry and decided to climb it and take it away from him. He managed to do it and ran off. Patrick chased him, leading to a chase scene for at least 24 seconds. Then, Patrick ran into an invisible wall.
This is where it all began to go south.
Spongebob wished an anvil onto him, as it smashed him. A loud bone cracking noise and splat was heard, along with Patrick screaming in terror and pain. It died out after 31 milliseconds, as blood was seen leaking out of it. Even a few bones and organs if you look close enough.
Spongebob laughed maniacly and decided to go on a rampage to kill anybody who wanted it. The only reason being it was worth dying for. It cut to Sandy wishing for dozens of acorns, with the bubble transition as normal. Then, Spongebob drilled a hole in, allowing water to go in. Sandy noticed it and panicked, trying to cover it up. She wished to cover it up, but Spongebob jumped it and stole it. When Sandy drowned, he wished for a trash disposal.
He grabbed his friend's corpse and tossed it in. Blood splattered from it, as Spongebob laughed evily. "Sandy and Patrick down, who's next..." Spongebob thought. It cut to Squidward's house without the bubble transition, which wasn't normal. It showed Squidward wishing for a box of clarinets, until Spongebob burst in through a window and grabbed a clarinet. "So, squiddy...you have one?" Spongebob asked in a rather threatning tone. "Of course I do, dinglebrain! Everyone's got one! Exc-" Squidward was interrupted when Spongebob shoved five clarinets in his throat, choaking him.
He was obviously trying to curse, but failed, as he fainted. Then, Spongebob wished for an axe and began to chop the house down, along with Squidward's body. This wasn't normal for Spongebob, he's usually a happy-go-lucky cheerful sponge and would never do something as horrid as this! I could only assume that this was supposed to be normal, but some sick freak editited it to be this strange excuse episode.
Anyways, it cut to a montange of Spongebob brutally murdering his friends and random people. Mr. Krabs was being dumped into boiling water, as Spongebob stared at him with big eyes. Plankton was being stomped on by a big red thing, with Spongebob controlling him. It lasted for a full 2 minutes until it showed a wrecked Bikini Bottom with Spongebob staring at it in the distance, holding the magic stick.
"They said it was worth dying for...they weren't wrong. This really IS worth dying for!" Spongebob said, as he wished a nuke onto Bikini Bottom. It exploded, as Spongebob lived. He then decided to run into a random acid lake that was just lying around in that same place I saw in that 3/30/2006 thing. It showed him disinagrating, as his flesh was melting and stuff like that.
Then, the credit played. The background was black and only white text. Dark and creepy music played. The copyright notice was 'Copyright 2000', as before the logos, it read that and nothing else. The United Plankton logo had a blood red tint and the yellow drawings were all sliced up and scattered across the logo, as the one in the middle was alive, but it looked like a 5th grader drew it. It was crying hard, then the Nickelodeon logo played.
Nothing was there, not even the text itself. Just a knife with 'Sponge666' written on it with blood. It stayed for 7 seconds before this sick excuse of an episode finally ended.
As it ended, I was left speechless. Spongebob wouldn't do this to his friends. I wanted to get more information on this, so I searched it up on Google. The first link was basically the episode, as I clicked it. I found an information tab, as I clicked it. I found out many things like this was a test season 2 episode and that this was made on October 25 2000. I searched up when season 2 started, and it was a day after. Well, it certainly said that this was a test episode for season 2. I decided to copy and paste the link and email Nick about this.
After a good 2 hours, I got a response.
"Dear [name witheld],
This episode was never supposed to be released! How'd you get this? We made this as a test episode and made it gory, as nobody was gonna see this...but us. Obviously, this was also a testing animation, too. Just know that this is not canon to Spongebob and he would never do this. Ever. We're sorry you had to see this monstrosity of an 'episode'.
- The Nickelodeon Team"
After I received this email, I went to go check the link and found out its deleted and was copyrighted by Nickelodeon and the person who made it was banned from making another site. He could've made another one, maybe, but I'm not entirely sure. If so, it's probably another creepy thing. If not, thats a surprise. I don't know who made the website, but if you find a lost episode on a link, you should most likely know who it is. I don't know much information after that, but hopefully you don't find it...I really don't want you to find that.
Or if you do want to...happy hunting!
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