THE GHOSTS

A LONG TIME AGO IN THE YEAR 2013 THEIR WERE KIDS NAMED JACK AND JIM. THEY LIVED IN SPOOKY HOUSE. ONE TIME THEY WENT INTO THE CLOSET. THEY WAITED THERE IN THE DARK FOR 20 MINUTES. THEN JACK SAID "JACK, THERE IS A PENIS IN YOUR EAR!" AFTER THAT THEY WERE NEVER EVER SAW AGAIN.
FOR DAYS THE POLICE HAD SEARCHING FOR THEM. POLICE CHIEF JENKINS WENT MISSING NEXT DAY.
IT WAS STRANGE. LIKE DUST IN WIND. THE POLICE STATION WAS VERY SUSPICIOUS. POLICE SHERIFF DAN SAID "THIS IS SUSPICIOUS." POLICE SHERIFF'S WIFE ANN SAID "YOU CANNOT THIS CASE, IT IS TO DANGEROUS!" POLICE SHERIFF DAN SAID "I MOST DO THIS! JENKINS IS MISSING!" SO HE LEFT FOR THE INTERROGATION OF THE FAMILY
DAN WENT TO SPOOKY HOUSE OF FAMILY. HE ASKED THE DAD. HE SAID "DID YOU KILL YOUR KIDS?!" THE DAD SAID "NO I DD NOT MY KIDS, IT WAS GHOST!" DAN SAID "YOU ARE CRAZY!" HE ASKED THE MOM THE QUESTION. "DID YOU KILL YOUR KIDS?!" "NO" MOM SAID, "IT WAS GHOST!" "YOU CRAZY" DAN SAID, "YOU ARE SUSPECTED!"
DAN WENT BACK TO STATION. HE TALKED TO OTHER PEOPLE THAT WERE POLICE. "THOSE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!" THEY ARE OUR PRIMARY SUSPECTS. DAN WENT TO SPOOKY HOUSE. HE ASKED BOTH MOM AND DAD, AND THEY SAID "YES." DAN LOOKED BUT FOUND NOTHING.
NEXT DAY MORE POLICE WENT MISSING. IT WAS ON THE NEWS AND SAID MORE POLICE WENT MISSING. THERE WAS CHAOS. DAN SAID "THIS VERY SUSPICIOUS." ANN SAID "DAN WE MUST LEAF THE TOWN." DAN SAID "WAIT I FIGURED SOMETHING OUT. EVERYONE WHO WAS ON THE CASE HAD DEAD." ANN SAID "GET OFF THE CASE DAN!" DAN SAID "NO, I MUST FIGURE OUT SOMETHING!" DAN GOT IN CAR AND DROVE SPOOKY HOUSE
DAN ARRIVED AT SPOOKY HOUSE. HE WENT IN AND KNOCKED ON DOOR. THE PARENTS ANSWERED. "LOOK" DAN SAID. "THEIR IS SOMETHING GOING DOWN." "YES" PARENTS SAID "THERE IS." "WHERE DID YOU LAST SEE CHILDS?" DAN REPLIED. "IN CLOSET" THEY SAID. DAN WENT UPSTAIRS INTO CLOSET BUT FOUND NOTHING. HE LOOKED HOUSE MORE BUT DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING. "WAIT" HE SAID "WHERE IS PARENTS?" "RIGHT HERE" SAID A SCARY VOICE. DAN TURNED AROUND AND THE PARENTS WERE GHOSTS.
DAN SAID, "OH MY GOD" "YES" SAID PARENTS, WE WERE GHOST ALL ALONG." "NO WAY" SAID DAN. "YES WAY" SAID PARENTS. "WE SACRIFICED OUR CHILDREN FOR OUR LORD SATAN SO THAT HE CAN BE POWERFULLER!!!" THEN I MUST DEAD YOU" SAID DAN. DAN GOT PISTOL AND SHOOT GHOSTS BUT THEY WERE FAST AND DODGED SHOOTS . "MY SHOOTS ARE SLOW" DAN EXCLAIMED. "I MUST FIND WAY TO STOP THEM." DAN THOUGHT AND FOUND PLAN. HE SAW BASEBALL BAT. HE GOT BASEBALL BAT TO BEAT GHOST AFTER THAT HE PEPPER SPRAYED AND TASERED THEM, THEN HE GOT PISTOL. "TWO BULLETS" DAN SAID. HE SHOOTS BOTH GHOST IN HEAD AND DEAD THEM. "FINALLY" DAN SAID "IT'S OVER." "NOT YET!" AN EERIE VOICE CRIED. "WHO IS THAT?" SAID DAN. "IT IS ME, SATAN!" SHADOWS EMERGED AND FORMED INTO PERSON
"AHH, SO YOU DEAD MY MINIONS?" SATAN SAID. YES DAN SAID IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FINISH THIS. DAN GOT BASEBALL BAT AND HIT SATAN. BUT THE BASEBALL BAT BORKED AND HE WAS OUT OF TASER SPRAY AND BULLETS. SATAN LAUGHED "HAHAHA, YOUR WEAPONS CANNOT HARM ME, I AM THE DEVIL." SATAN ROUNDHOUSE KICKED DAN INTO WALL. "OW' DAN SAID "THAT HURT". "I AM POWER BUT NOT TO THE MAX YET." SATAN SUMMONED MORE SHADOWS AND FORMED INTO PEOPLE AND ATTACKED DAN. "UUUURRRRGGGG" DAN SAID. "SATAN, YOU ARE POWERFUL." "YES, I AM." SATAN REPLIED, AND SENT MORE SHADOW PEOPLE. DAN USED POLICE FORCE SKILLZ TO DEFEAT SHADOW. AFTER A WHILE OF KILLING SHADOW PEOPLE, DAN GOT TIRED AND COULDN'T FIGHT NO MORE. "HAHAHA, YOU ARE DEFEAT!" SATAN SAID. "NO" SAID DAN THIS CAN'T BE. A VOICE CAME, IT WAS GOD. "PRAY DAN." "OK" SAID DAN, HE PRAYED AND THE SATAN AND SHADOW PEOPLE WERE DEFEAT AND DAN WENT TO WIFE AND KISS AND MADE LOVE AND IT WAS HAPPY ENDING.
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