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It was the year 2008, the krusty krab owned by owner krabs, was destroyed by a molotov, him and his daughter pearl burned alive in their safe room for creating a monopoly in the hamburger business. The leader of the rebellion, Plankton and the seals he rolled with, all of them strapped with AK's and Molotovs. After the death of Krabs, Spongebob ran the company into the dirty, and ended up selling it Plankton in a million dollar deal. After Spongebob was convicted for raping Sandy Cheeks during his depression, he vowed to get his revenge. He, along with the know unemployed and depressed Squidward, and the fat drunk Patrick star, to kill plankton. After they all gather up at the remains of the krusty krab, they arm themselves to the teeth with heavy weaponry. Patrick wields a chaingun, with a bullets sache wrapping around his body. Squidward is in charge of blowing up the bought out Krusty and the Chum Bucket, using morter shells and his handy dandy mobile artillery gun. Finally, we have spongebob, who plans on being infantry, wielding an M16 carbine, and a red bandana on his forehead. A giant scar from where larry cut him while he was in jail. As spongebob moves out, he approaches the chum bucket and sees 2 armed seals right outside the front gate. Spongebob takes the first and gets a collateral shot, blowing both of theirs out with one bullet. Brain matter and blood splatters all over the front doors to the chum bucket. Meanwhile, Squidward arms the artillery gun and fires at the front door, blowing them off the hinges and killing multiple seals. Meanwhile, Patrick drives his rock right through the doorway, and revs up his minigun. "Pioneers used to ride these babies for MILES" Patrick says as he begins mowing down all the henchmen in the building. After killing around 30 guards, patrick is shot by a velocity round in the eyeball. He falls off the rock, and onto the ground behind cover. As spongebob moves in to try to help, he's ambushed by one of the surviving guards, who happens to be missing an arm from the artillery shot. He struggles, and meanwhile patrick is ganged up on by the guards, as they all start beating the shit out of patrick. Blood pools underneath the henchmen's feet where patrick lay, beaten and broken but not dead. "WHY ARE WE STILL HERE?" he yells out loud, as patrick pulls the pin on his grenade, and kills everyone the vicinity except spongebob. Squidward then loads up the mortar launcher, and fires a mortar into the top side of the building, blowing open a hole in the roof and killing plankton's wife, karen. Squidward runs into the chum bucket, wielding shotgun, strapped to a sharpened clarinet, using it as a bayonet. He picks a few guards, before he hears what is very much planktons laugh, as a giant artillery comes out from the wall, and blows a hole right through squidward's chest, and blows him into a million pieces. All that's left, is his severed arm holding on to his clarinet. All that's left is spongebob, and his trusty M1911. He walks upstairs, and sees Plankton holding a red button. He yells, "REEEEEEE" as he charges at Plankton, grabbing him with one hand and smashing his back against the wall. He then sticks the barrel of his pistol down planktons throat, using his neck as a silencer, and shoots as a bullet rips through his entire body. However, the red button plankton dropped initiated a nuclear bomb that was set to destroy the entirety of bikini bottom. As he realises it's too late, he puts the barrel of his own gun in his mouth, and blows his own brains out. Before he can die, he sees the entirety of his life flash before his eyes, leading up to the final explosion that nukes bikini bottom back into the stone age.
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