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Governor

A Governor is the Gent that's supposed to be the executive branch of a state Government (i.e., the original idea was for the governor to hang himself, but that didn't accomplish anything, so they put him behind a desk, which still didn't accomplish anything). More often than not, however, they are finding ways to cut spending, boost taxes, or otherwise swindle people in whatever state they happens to be in. (their actual job is, however, to stand around and look important, and to go around shaking hands with Presidential candidates. His job also entails at least one of the following: a) a scandal, b) messing around with the state's transportation, education, and health system until everyone's literally sick, or c) running for President. However, some Governors have gone above and beyond the call of duty:
#The Governator, Ah-nuld Schwarzneggar. (That's a nice long last name, "black" twice in a vulgar manner.) 
#Eliot Spitzer. He was the butt of no fewer than four Playboy Party Jokes in one issue of Playboy, all of which concerns the fun he had with hookers. After all, he spent 80 grand on hookers because he had a Spitzer of a wife but he desired a swallower, he was known to be a Democrat because he was caught with a woman, his wife stood by him as he resigned so she could qualify for the Presidency on the Democratic ticket, and he made the great discovery that one can slow down a prostitute by putting a governor on her. 
#Jesse "Ace" Ventura. A wrestler for governor? Were the Minnesota people kidding? 
#Jim Mcgreevey the Gay American. He was doing somewhat blah until he decided that being gay was cause for him to resign, and THEN everyone got interested.
#Ronald Reagan. He was a sucky Governor before he became a sucky President. See Ah-nuld, there's a precedent for wooden actors to go around letting people down as Governor of California!
#Hillary Clinton. She was handling all the papers while Bill was handling all the dames, so she might as well get the credit for Arkansaw.
#Dumbya. He couldn't run a baseball team right, he couldn't run an oil company right, he couldn't run Texas right, and he sure as heck couldn't run America right.
#John McCain and Barack Obama. Those two have been marvelous governors of the State of Confusion, what with their promising stuff they never did and flip-flopping and "gentlemanly" mud-slinging. But then again, they're politicians, what do you expect?
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Goverthing

Goverthing is believed to be the world's oldest top-secret research facility, on Governor's Island, a small island south of Manhatten Island in New York City. The secrecy of the facility has been so important, that it has never appeared on maps.
==History==
The facility was created by Dutch colonists in the 1600s, on what was then called Nutten Island, "Nutten" being middle-Dutch for "No Such Agency". The facility was inherited by the English in 1670s, and then by the Americans after 1776. In the mid-1950s, the facility was evacuated and buried under 20 feet of sand.
In 2009, Goverthing was discovered accidentally by construction crews building of a new branch of the Disney World theme park, who came across the buried facility and accompanying village. The discovery was quickly denounced as a hoax and conceptual art project by Belgians in order to cover up Goverthing's existence. Conspiracy theorists claim this was a coverup.
The archaeological dig found what appears to be a snow globe factory, which archaeologists believe to be the main research center. The military purpose is unknown, but many historians have speculated that in the War of 1812, snow globes were used to keep New York City from burning to the ground.
It is believed that researchers at the facility, in an act of desperation after not being able to duplicate invisibility experiments by their rivals working on the Philadelphia Experiment buried the facility. A related theory states that experiments in time travel as part of the Montauk Project transported the Goverthing facility from thousands of years in the future into the 1950s.
Another theory is that orders to "bury" the facility---military argot for remove all traces of it's existence---were taken literally. (See military intelligence.)
==Goverthing in Popular Culture==
The statement, "We will bury you", by Nikita Krushchev in 1956, was interpreted as a reference to the burial of Goverthing, and launched the Second Red Scare in the late 1950s.
Otherwise, Goverthing is noteworthy for having no cultural references to it: for example, there are no X-Files documentaries about the facility. It is believed that stories about Area 51 are lies circulated to divert attention from Goverthing.
The site is shrouded under such secrecy that QAnon believers are forbidden from uttering the word "Goverthing" out loud, under pain of excommunication.
However, it is believed the scene in the final episode of the television show St. Elsewhere, where the character Tommy Westphall shakes a snow globe, is a reference to the snow globe factory found in Goverthing.
In the television show Heroes, the character Sylar gives his mother a snow globe, possibly explaining the origins of the characters' super powers.
Category:New York
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Grain

A grain comes from almost every single food that provides carbohydrates. There are two types of grains: dry grains and wet grains. Dry grains usually come from foods such as bread, cereal and pasta. Wet grains mostly come from legumes (like beans) and animals, mostly crabs. The bread crab (pictured) is the most valuable source of dry and wet grains, as it combines both bread and a crab. They're usually seen in your local bakery and in the beach.
Somehow, they managed to have the most durable crop of all time than any other staple food in the world. They can be mechanically harvested and they're durable enough to be transported anywhere. Not only has grains been made into food, but due to their durability, they can be made into knives and guns.
Raw grains taste like dust if you eat them.
== Cereal ==
Most cereal comes from grains. Some of them grow up to be cereal killers after they haven't been bought in the stores they're in. Notable brands include Cheerios, Toasty O's, and any cereal with the word "grain" or "wheat" in its name. They always taste like sawdust and are very dry. Therefore, if you want to make cereal edible you should pour milk on it.
== Types ==
Contrary to popular belief, there is another definition for the word "cereal". It could refer to grass composed of many scientific parts. Pseudocereals are a type of grain that will not allow you to make cereal out of like chia and quinoa. There's also pulses (but that just mostly consists of beans). The most common type of grains are wheat, because many people eat them. Other common grains include barley, oats, and rice.
== Trade ==
Grains are the most versatile item to be traded, due to their small size. Despite being one of the most consumed things in the world, grain prices are rising due to, well, obviously, inflation. Grains are also used as a weapon of mass destruction, as grain dust can be used to create explosives.
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Grammar

Grammar may refer to:
*Grammar Nazism, a political ideology most prominently adhered to by the National Socialist German Workers Party (NSDAP) (Nazi Party) (1919 - 1945). 
**German grammar, a variation of the above.
**Grammar concentration camp, an early influence on the NSDAP.
**Neo-Grammar Nazism, groups and ideologies based on Grammar Nazism from 1945 onwards.
*Grammar in One Country, official policy of the Soviet Union under Joseph Stalin
*Bad Grammar Overlord, a ideology unrelated to Grammar Nazism created by Francis Winkler in the 20th century.
*Grammar Police, an international law enforcement agency that promote laws of grammar.
In addition, several political parties have used the name Grammar National Party or National Association of Good Grammar.
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Grammar anarchists

Grammar anarchism is the belief that the very concept of grammar itself should be abolished. Supporters of grammar anarchism are of course called grammar anarchists. The ideology of grammar anarchism is not quite the polar opposite of grammar Nazism, but grammar anarchists and grammar Nazis hate each other fat more than you hate either of these groups put together. Grammar anarchism commonly thrives on small Internet forums, and it is especially popular among elementary-school-age children and total idiots.
LotofLOLS, author of the famed Mr winkler is GAY, is often considered the "patron saint" of grammar anarchists.
== Theory ==
The theory of grammar anarchism claims that grammar itself has done nothing for society, and that society would be better off without it. A radical variety of grammar anarchists believe that anyone who uses proper grammar (the concept of which is considered to be made-up) is a fucking snob.
== History ==
The idea of grammar anarchism can be traced back to Ancient Greece. Bophades of Tuberculosis, one of the earliest known grammar anarchist writers, wrote a treatise known in English as Me Hate Me Textbooks Very Big Much Real Lots, which is to this day mandatorily studied in several major universities around the world. During the Renaissance, this treatise was shamelessly translated verbatim into various languages from the original Greek, resulting in some very strange grammatical “mistakes”, or should I say, “happy accidents”. Due to the strictness of scholars at the time, a large group of grammar Nazis proofread the Latin version to make it seem more official, thus it took over a year for the Latin version to be properly translated.
The theory of grammar anarchism became much more popular among the mainstream of society with the rise of the Internet in the late 1990s. According to a 2011 poll, 12% of Americans claimed to be grammar anarchists, and several more considered the philosophy attractive. A whopping 78% of people who answered the polls considered grammar anarchists themselves to be attractive.
== Criticism ==
While criticism of grammar anarchism is common among elementary school teachers and college professors alike (and their nerdy pupils), grammar anarchists themselves tend to consider these criticisms to be brainwashed and invalid, since they won’t take anything that "looking like it be writed by big nerd".
== See also ==
* Laws of Grammar
* Grammar Nazis
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Grammy

Grammy is an award for the best grandmother or grandfather of the year.
At a large ceremony in Hollywood each year, millions of grandparents gather together and battle it out in a football stadium to prove who is the greatest.
==Main Events==
*Cheek pinching - this event involves one grandparent teaming up with a stunt child for a rapid fire cheek pinching session. It is a timed event, and the highest number of pinches win. Grandparents are allowed to shout phrases to spur them on during the event such as 'who's the cutest little pumpkin', 'my aren't you growing big' and 'you look more like your father every day'.
*Knit off - a large ball of wool is tossed into the crowd and the first grandma or grandpa who comes out with a poorly knitted xmas jumper wins.
*Life lecture - during this event the contestants lecture for as long and as boringly as possible. It is a duration event. The longest ever lecture lasted 8 months and 14 days. 
==Deaths during battle==
It is inevitable that a strenuous competition for elderly people will result in some deaths, last year saw 32% of the entrants dead by day four of the seven day event.
The most common cause of death is heart attack, followed by murder. It is a highly competitive event when the elderly have set their heart on winning the coveted grammy award.
==Previous winners==
*Margaret Thatcher
*Nelson Mandela
*Geoff Boycott's Grandmother
*Hildegarde Johanssen
*Oscar Wilde
*Tiger MumClaimant of the latest Grammy Award.
==See also==
*Extreme knitting
*Bingo
== References ==
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Grand Moff Tarkin

Grand Moff Wilhuff "Abe" Tarkin, also known as Grandma Tarkin, Grand Mop Darwin, or Grand Muff Diver Tarkin, is widely regarded as the worst civil servant ever in the history of the British Empire, and a textbook example of the weaknesses of the civil servant administrative system that the Empire used to replace its parliament of elected representatives.
Unlike elected politicians, who have to at least pretend to pretend to care about the concerns of the people, civil servants are directly appointed by the government and can do whatever they please, which usually boils down to perpetuating the system so they can collect their pensions at the end of their service.
No other government administrator personified this apathy for the electorate more than Tarkin, who became infamous after his implementation of the Tarkin Doctrine, where the elevator to the Complaints Department of the Imperial Administrative Office was secretly converted into a giant cannon that would eject all petitioners into space.
Tarkin also suffered from a nervous complex, and would frequently bite his nails instead of using a clipper like a proper fellow should. This would eventually turn out to be his undoing, as he would eventually die from a staff infection contracted while nibbling away during a particularly stressful government administrative crisis. Of course, the building he was in spontaneously exploded several minutes later, so many claim that he actually saved himself the bother by leaving early.
On a lighter note, many believe that he was the primary inspiration for the popular British sitcom Yes, Grand Moff. Also, shortly before the crisis that caused his death, Tarkin released his album You May Dance When Ready. Although the album itself was not highly successful, both Burn Rebel, Burn and The Emperor's New Weapon Of Galactic Mass Destruction (included on the album) were very popular.
He was also well known for perving on Daala, especially on the Death Star, while she was doing this guy at the same time.
==See also==
*Grand Pope Tarkin
*Grand Theft Tarkin
*Why do all the evil people in Star Wars have a British accent?
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Grand Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto is a fun, enjoyable, and FAMILY-FRIENDLY pastime. It was one of the first video games designed for small children. The main point of the game is to give little children lots of hugs and become best friends with all the children at the day care centre, oh and to massacre everyone on the streets of a completely gangster owned town.
It is also the name of a series of popular games, including, but not limited to:
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Grand Theft Auto: Beirut

Grand Theft Auto: Beirut takes place in the Lebanese capital during Israel's evil crusading against the innocent, unarmed, and defenceless citizens of Lebanon. GTA: Beirut stars Muhammed Durka, an Islamic extremist with Iranian connections, as the protagonist. Durka must launch rockets at Israel, kill Israeli soldiers, and recruit suicide bombers in an attempt to get Israel to stop destroying his homeland.
==Characters==
===Mohammed Durka===
The main character of GTA: Beirut, Khaloudy is a Hezbollah commander who receives funds directly from both Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran, and Osama bin Laden of al Qaeda despite the fact that Hezbollah and al Qaeda have nothing to do with each other and actually hate each other but this is the truth because that it what the Bush administration tells us. With the funds he receives from Iran and al Qaeda,Khaloudy is able to buy vehicles, build bombs, buy arms, and recruit young, impressionable (and stupid) teenagers for suicide bombing missions, you kill israelis so its ok.
===Mahmoud "I Wanna Jihad" Ahmadinejad===
Although "I Wanna Jihad" does not make a physical appearance in the game he does, along with Osama bin Laden.
===Osama bin Laden===
Mr. bin Laden is closely associated with both Durka, the Hezbollah movement, and the Iranian government despite being their bitter enemies. He also provides Khaloudy with financial support and intelligence. Bin Laden also provides Toyota trucks for missions. Toyota is the number one choice of vehicle for Islamic militants worldwide.
==Vehicles==
*1973 Citroen 2CV - The car Mohammed Durka starts out with. Very slow and unreliable.
*Paykan - Old, boxy Iranian car. These cars are found all over the place.
*Toyota Pick Up - The official combat vehicle of Hezbollah. These vehicles are supplied by Osama bin Laden and have 50-caliber machine guns mounted on the roll bars.
*Donkey - Can be found pretty much everywhere, especially around black neighborhoods and ogre neighborhoods.
*T-55 tank - Can only be unlocked later in the game, once you've completed a number of missions and found a bunch of hidden packages. Slow, but well-armored and packing serious firepower in the form of a 100mm main gun + a 50-caliber machine gun mounted on top of the turret.
==See Also==
*Grand Theft Auto
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Grandfather Clock

The practice of fashioning time-keeping devices from the bodies of men as gifts for their grandchildren. Grandfather clocks have a long history among Swiss clockmakers, but they were outlawed following the notorious Hans Schlickmann Clock Incident of 1949. Over 60,000 people were killed. The practice remains legal and even celebrated in the remote wilds of New Jersey.
== Invention ==
According to legend, the first grandfather made into a clock was Swiss monarch King Blix II in 1004. He is said to have remarked, "By the creation of this 'grandfather clock', I ensure that you, my children, will never forget the precious time we spent together." Blix was reportedly hollowed out, and his innards replaced with the gears and springs necessary to keep time. The gears were made of wood, and so as the body dried out, the gears ceased to run and the clock stopped on Dec 12, 1006, never to run again. During the First World War, the Blix clock was stolen by an underground operative and it has never been seen again.
== Criminalization ==
Hans Schlickmann, a catatonic resident of Zurich, was mistaken for dead and was fashioned into an attractive time piece in accordance with his final wishes as documented in his will. His grandchildren were forever scarred when, upon striking 3 PM on August 8th, his eyes fluttered open and he declared, 
Before he expired. After he expired he said:
== Post-Schlickmann Industry ==
Attempts by the Swiss to manufacture new grandfather clocks built using ceramic figures to stand in for the embalmed bodies of dead grandfathers have met with little success. Swiss consumers reportedly find the artificial grandfather clocks "creepy".
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Granite

Among Earth's rocks, granite stands out as one of the most durable...and conservative. Formed by an ignominious intrusion at considerable depth, granite commonly forms large batholiths, laccoliths, lumpoliths, and chunkoliths deep underground. Weathering, faulting, and geological indigestion may later expose this reclusive rock.
==Formation and Composition==
Granite contains good grey conservative minerals like quartz, feldspar, and houndstooth tweed. Often black crystals of plagiarize form, along with dark green Mediterranean olivine and pink crystals of Spam®. 
The formation of granite starts when silica-rich but depressed materials like beer bottles and cinderblocks sink deep into the Earth's interior. At a depth of roughly 30 kilometers the heat from the upper levels of Hell (the "mantle") melts the sinking junk and its mood immediately improves. It becomes what geologists term an ellubient magma.
Precisely because molten rock is more ellubient than solid rock the molten magma begins to rise again. It pushes its way upward, displacing the rock above it and causing earthquakes, vicious gossip amongst other strata, and geological upheaval, until its originally buoyant mood once more cools and it become lethargic. Then the mass of magma stops moving, switches on the TV, and watches reruns of "High Chaparral" until it falls asleep.
Gradually the napping granite intrusion cools and forms a solidified mass. These masses of granite can be anything from the size of the Sydney Opera House to the size of Taiwan. Because solid granite resists erosion an uplifted granite intrusion often ends up surprised to find itself at the crest of some mountains or some other exposed spot. Embarrassment may then cause the granite to exfoliate or otherwise express emotional vulnerability.
==Industrial and Comedic Uses==
Because it is so conservative granite finds use as building stone for banks, churches, orphanages, prisons, castles, and tombstones. (Lighter and more liberal stone is used for welfare offices, space stations, internet terminals, and hybrid vehicles.) 
Large granite slabs (usually 16 tons in weight) are used for dropping on people who have ceased to be funny. We, however, have a tin hat which will protect us when the 16-ton weight drops on us.
==See also==
*Rocks
*Aberdeen
*New Hampshire
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