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A Trip to the Museum

One time, I went to the National Archives, when I noticed a Declaration of Independence replica laying on the ground, curled up. I decided to buy one, just for laughs. I took it over to the clerk, and bought it for the regular price. When I went home, I unraveled it, and touched the paper. I noticed that it felt like somewhat burned paper, not the plastic stuff they covered over. Then, I was terrified so much, I called 9/11.
It was the National Archives' Declaration of Independence.
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A Typical Day in Minecraft

Ah, Minecraft. For those who don't know, Minecraft is a sandbox game created by Notch where you build blocks and survive the night. Although it sounds like an innocent game, in reality... it's not.
As you spawn in a new world, blocks and blocks of land appear in your sight. As you harvest some trees, agoraphobia is lurking beneath your body as you anxiously build a house, afraid of the mobs suddenly appearing out of nowhere and eating your soul in the large landscape.
Eventually, the house of wood is completed. You build a workbench and wooden door and place them. You also build a couple of wooden pickaxes. You decide to set out to find some coal and stone strutting out of the mountains. What a glorious sight.
After admiring the views and getting a little bit of stone, you find a dark cavern. Most of the minerals you need are there: stone, iron, coal, lapis lazuli, redstone, and maybe a diamond ore or two if you're lucky. You mine some of the stone and coal that's in the entrance of the cavern.
The sun going down, you decide to head home for the night.
Suddenly, you hear a strange hissing noise. You spend the first couple of seconds trying to identify the sound.
Creeper.
Oh shit.
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Category:Minecrap
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
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A Unique New Friend

Mary was at the mall, looking at some kitchen utensils. She decided that she already had enough and turned to leave the store.
Upon leaving the store, she accidentally bumped into another woman holding a silver kitchen knife.
"Oh! I'm so sorry," apologized Mary. The woman smiled.
"That's okay. I wasn't looking where I was going either," the woman forgave.
"My name is Elma," she greeted.
Mary was a little confused to how fast she had made a friend, but she just shrugged it off and introduced herself.
"I'm Mary," she said.
"Well Mary. I see you've caught a glimpse of my new knife," she said.
"I have. It's really nice, I guess," Mary said.
"It was custom made just for me. Take it everywhere I go," she said.
"Umm...okay," said Mary. This was really strange.
Elma followed Mary around the mall for the rest of the day. She wouldn't stop talking about her knife. Finally, she said the words,
"Could cut things up into perfectly sized pieces small enough to give some to the cats, so they won't take up to much space in the ol' basement."
Mary was confused.
"What do you mean by that?" she asked. Elma was licking her knife, leaving Mary disturbed.
"Well...I really gotta go now," said Mary, before rushing towards the elevator. She made it inside, and the doors closed before Elma could arrive.
She felt the elevator going up and up farther away from Elma. She breathed a sigh of relief. Elma was gone.
Just then, the elevator had stopped moving.
"Shit!" shouted Mary. The elevator had gotten stuck. She heard a noise coming from behind.
She slowly turned around to see Elma, who had cut off the control panel. She was holding her knife up high.
"Are you leaving Mary? That's a shame. I was really enjoying our little chat," she said.
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A Very Espurr Christmas

Once, in a magical land called Kalos, know for it's horribly mutated wildlife, there lived a cat Pokémon named espurr. It wasn't like other Pokémon, because it had really wide eyes and didn't blink often. Nobody really wanted to use espurr, because it had a stat total of 355, and it evolved at level 25, so espurr was depressed. When the Christmas season rolled around, espurr was on its mountain top, mad at all the whos down in whoville, muttering about how much it hated Christmas. Then, espurr got a wonderful idea. It cold go down into the town, and use it's psychic powers to blow up the entire town, one house at a time. Even better, it could use a ditto to create more copies of itself, and wipe whoville off the map with one ear lift. As espurr went and caught a ditto, it laughed about the town that was about to become ruins. However, when espurr got back, there was someone in its cave. Espurr looked in its living room, and found a doge sleeping on the couch. Espurr got angry, and hissed at the doge. The doge got up, and prepared to attack, but before it could, Espurr used "Espurr Intesifies." In response, the doge used "Wow Intesifies." They both intesified for a good minute, and then they attacked. The attacks collided, and an explosion blew up the mountain, and dug a hole 37,000 yards straight down, and made a new hole on Mars. When the dust settled, espurr looked at the doge, and realized that it had wide eyes, just like Espurr. Espurr went over, and apoligized. The doge said
"Wow
Such Kindness
Very love
So Wide eyes
Doge luv grei cate"
Then, doge and espurr went off to Sinnoh, celebrating Christmas as friends.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Holidays
Category:Animulz
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
A Visitor

You have to be alone in your house. At approximately sunset. You have to sit in your living room with all but one light off. Open your windows and sit on the sofa. After waiting 6 minutes, you will either get a phone call or the door bell will ring. There are 2 ways to do this and both lead to the same ending but it always changes:
*Should you answer the door, you will see a normal man. Wearing a blue suit with a red striped tie smiling at you. He speaks in a tone like one of those narrator guys from the commercials. He will ask you "Is [your full name] home?" DO NOT get freaked out. Just say "Yes. I am him/her." He will say, "Come with me." Follow him to his car. His car is always a black Camaro with no license plate and the interior is brown leather. He will drive you to a street you have never heard of or seen before. That street is always 'Cur St.' He will drive you to an alley between to run-down houses. Follow him inside. Take his hand and he will teleport you to a gate. You will be left alone. The gate will open and you will fall into an empty room. You will hear the sounds of many little girls screaming in agony. Close your eyes for 6 seconds and immerse yourself within the sounds and you will find yourself strapped in a chair with many screaming girls. In front of you will be a demon so horrible, it is indescribable. It will say in a high pitched tone, "Baby". once it says that, your ears will bleed and will be ripped from your head and you will wake up in your bed at 6:00AM.
*Should you answer the phone, you will hear the same voice of the same man in the 1st way. He will ask you the same question and you should answer the same thing. The man will say "Good." and hang up. Hang up and lie on your back. Close your eyes for 6 seconds. You will wake up standing on 'Cur St.' Walk forward and turn right. You will arrive at the same gate. The gate will open and you will fall into the empty room. You will hear the sounds of the screaming girls. Close your eyes for 6 seconds and immerse yourself within the sounds and you will find yourself strapped in the chair with the screaming girls. In front of you will be the demon. It will say "One time". Once it says that, your ears will bleed and will be ripped from your head and you will wake up in your bed at 6:00AM.
If you tell the man "No he/she isn't home", you will immediately drop dead. I had to choose. Well, ghosts can use keyboards too right?
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A Wabbit's Wevenge

Let us start at the beginning, I was in my middle school as per usual, but then another kid wispered in my ear and said, "don't show this to anyone", and handed me a Laserdisc case, I put it in my backpack, I was also suspicious, what kind of video or content is contained in this Laserdisc, I really wanted to find out, so when class was over, I took a ride back home, and when I got home, I thought, "he said not to show this to anyone, maybe this is a secret, or just some dumb prank" when I opened up the laserdisc case I saw a Laserdisc with black marker saying "A Wabbit's Wevenge" all of a sudden I started to grow suspicious of this laserdisc and the content inside it. But I then thought, "hey, what could possibly go wrong?" and then loaded it into the old Laserdisc player and turned it on. The first thing I noticed was the old Merie Melodies intro (ya know, the one they used in the 1940s) then the episode title read out "Bugs Bunny in - A Wabbit's Wevenge" suddenly it showed a Bugs Bunny, angry in the forest and then he said, "This time Elmer Fudd has invaded my habitat for the last and final time, I had enough of this shit", Daffy said, "what do you plan to do?" Bugs responded with, "STOP TALKING STOP TAKING, YOU ARE A WASTE OF LIFE, NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN" and then it cut to Elmer Fudd, sneaking in the forest and said, "oh boy another wabbit hunting season" Bugs Bunny approached and said, "hey doc what's up?" Fudd responded with, "Da Wabbit?" Bugs went up close to Elmer Fudd and said, "you're going to regret doing all those terrible things Doc", Elmer got his gun ready, but Bugs disapeared, it stayed that way for about 10 seconds and then Bugs Bunny pulled a trick where he tricked Elmer Fudd to looking another way then grabbed Fudd's gun and shot him in the head. Just when he did that, the screen filled with hyperrealistic blood. Then Bugs Bunny ran off, and then kept running in the dark woods for about 50 seconds or so and then he sat down and cried, "no Doc? what does life without Doc, no more tricks, no more clever thinking, a life of fun is no more, without Elmer Fudd to pester me" and then Bugs Bunny started crying and sang, "Untitled" by Simple Plan. and just then he grabbed Elmer Fudd's rifle and then pointed it at his heart and said one last thing, "Good bye World" and then shot himself in the heart just as he did the screen flashed red for about a couple seconds and you can now see Bugs lying dead in a pool of hyperrealistic blood, the screen looked as though it was melting and them it cut to black, and then the episode ended. No credits and such, I will forever remember that episode and it will be there to haunt me, I eventually stored the episode away in a deserted house. At some point someone else might discover it, but my nightmare still goes on.
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Category:Suicide
A Witch Put a Spell on My Dick

So I'm out msatervating in the woods right like I'm wont to do when uh oh I see a clearly a witch. She points her funger at my accuseily and zoops right up to me like a litenin. A shake of the head and some jimberjam from her lips and I'm like rock hard but like too much hard and she laughs a sharp cackle.
"Beist erecto forevo!" she farts and she frumps on her knees and begins a terrifedly expert mouthmasslage on my peckler. So I shoot a ghostly wad into her witchmouth and she laughs and gargles it and sings a weird song. She swallows and goes
"Salty Sporm Sanction Success!" and plaps right into the night in a colossal disappear. So I'm left with a permastiff direct on my pink rocket and it's still hard and I guess I wanna know what should do i.
I tired fining the witch but she only wants to be friends.
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Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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A Word About Censorship

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A Yeti Encounter

My name is Jack, I am 23 years old, this is my Yeti encounter. I was on a trip to Mt. Everest for 1 month with my friend Fransisco. We had both of our cameras so we could film the Mountain. When we stepped on the snowy ground on the mountain, we had the strange feeling that something was watching us from afar.
We shook it off and kept on setting up our stuff. It was 10:26 and I was tired, so I told Fransisco I was going to sleep, He replied "Okay I'll go on setting up the equipment." After that I fell on to the soft sheet of my sleeping bag. The next morning I awakened to a scream, like an ape of some sort. It was so ear piercing
Fransisco and I turned to the source of the sound to see a large thing 7 ft. tall to be exact, and we stared at him as he walked away with a white coat all over! Then my friend Fransisco asked me if it was the Yeti, I replied, "No, the Yetis not."
I was interrupted by another scream! This time the Thing was running towards us! We screamed and ran we had no time to pick up our equipment. We found a near by cave and ran straight in it before it caught up to us.
It was a dark and smelly cave, I pulled out my lighter and lit up the cave to be frightened so hard I just stood there not screaming. Bodies of humans half eating torn off flesh and bones sticking out! So bloody, I vomited. Then Fransisco reminded me about the thing that was chasing us.
"Dude Jack what if that thing comes in here!"
"It won't I promise, okay lets get the hell out of here!"
We ran out of the cave, later we finally reached a nearby airport. The people that worked there only spoke German. Fransisco had been taught German in High School. After we told them what had happened they laughed and said they would take us home for $240.
I will never forget the sighting of that thing!
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A YouTube Creepypasta

YouTube :3
I love it :D
I went on YouTube this morning. But you'd never guess what happened to me, tell me if this has happened to you.
I am John, 23 years old, average guy, sleep and eat, watch TV Do important stuff. So on that day, I went on YouTube and looked in my inbox.
"Any new emails?" I thought to myself, and there was actually! I clicked on it.
What the heck? Who is Onox?
I searched 'Onox' in the bar hoping to find his channel, but all that came up was 'No results'
I got sent a message by a user who doesn't exist?
I forgot about it and took a nap.
I had a long nap, but who cares about a nap, after I went on YouTube again
OK, then I felt strange, stalked and that stuff.
I called the local police, who searched hours for Onox, he wasn't anywhere.
"He just simply doesn't exist, show me proof that he sent you a message," Chief Johnson demanded to me.
I logged in on YouTube and shown him the message, but the message simply wasn't there.
It just simply didn't exist.
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A Zombie Broke Into Our House

I was watching a movie with my sister when suddenly we heard some sounds from downstairs.
"Brains!"
"Oh no! A zombie is in our house!" My sister took a selfie of her terrified face before we ran into my bedroom and locked the door.
"Y'all bitches need to give me some tasty skin. And your BRAINS!"
I tried pushing a heavy bookshelf in front of the door while my sister tweeted about the zombie. She then took another frightened selfie and posted it on Instagram.
"Could you at least try to be helpful?" That damn bookshelf was ridiculously heavy. Perhaps I should have removed the books first?
My sister rolled her eyes and then gave the bookshelf a light shove. I was still doing most of the work though. We struggled to get it to the door before the zombie turned the knob and looked inside.
"Heeeeerrrreeesssss zombie!"
"Wow, what a lame joke," said my sister and she posed for another selfie.
"I guess there's no brains in here. My mistake." The zombie shut the door, walked downstairs and left the house.
"Piri, your generic teenage girl behavior just saved our lives!" I exclaimed. "You're a genius!"
"Like thanks," said Piri. Then we posed together for her new profile pic on twitter.
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Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
A cars life: Gas pump construction

A cars life....its a ripoff of cars that is not talked about that much nowadays.I envolves sparky and his dad Fender the first one was a ripoff of cars
and the 2nd one improved some things then they made a 3rd installment and a 4th one too.But what if I told you this "siries" was hiding the scrapped scene?
Lets start..I found a copy of a cars life today and I bought it because I was board.everything was fine until diesel put fire to norbert's broken hose.
It glitched for a momment then it showed a new thing....Some text said,Gas pump construction.It showed a man.A man with a family of one boy and a wife.Then out of nowere
a car that looked like a police car came and shot the man in the back,The wife and kid ran away.It showed the "dead" man in a cage with car parts everywere. someone said
"now what should we make him be now? We made alot of poor people into cars and animals into motercycles." Then someone said "Lets make him a gas pump!" I was shocked to see then the most violent thing ever to exist in a kids film,
some cars impaled the man then put him inside a mold of a gas pump.Then some engineer car put another mold closing them bolth.The mold looked like norbert.A 1980s voice said "alright cars and ladies!,introducing gas pumps!" Again he said
"We put a man inside the gas pump with a new anatomy!" He said in a happy voice! He said "we replaced his blood with car gasoline and every time he fills a car up he looses gasloline!
So you will fill him up with more gasoline." I puked at the indsides of norbert.The man was there his stomack was cut open and filled with gasoline his eyes and mouth had these wierd plastic googles that had it look like when he talked norbert would.
He began to fill a car with gasoline.Then a wierd blue car came who looked like Fender and he said "I want the new gas pump for my new buisness!" The wierd 1980s guy said that he could have him for free"
at the gas and go A wooden box was were Norbert was at it openend to see Norbert normal.Then it cut to sunset were Fender was there with Norbert.
Fender said "well that is the truth about you " Then a gun that was red,yellow,and orange was next to norbert,Norbert had gasoline tears and started to cry. 
he took the gun and pointed it to his head.He pulled the trigger and blood splaterd out of Norbert,I had to puke.I was scared shitless.I took a picture before Norbert pulled the triger,I even recorded some of it.But I wont post it because I would get a strike.
I broke the dvd and threw it away.I will never forget this disturbing scene,In fact I went to kum and go for a fountin soda and some gas.
I saw a blue gas pump and right next to it was a red,yellow,and orange gun.....
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
A deal with God?

Man: Please God, bring my daughter back from the dead.
God: OK. But only if you die in her place.
Man: Yes, I'll do anything!
God: Very well. I will resurrect her in 12 hours in her crib and you will die that very moment.
Then there was silence.
Then the man sat and starred.
Then the man paced.
The final hour. The final minute. The final second*
Then there was nothing.
The second hand kept ticking.
I am forsaken.
Then a noise, a screaming noise.
From the crib, my daughter it was not.
THEN WHO WAS CRIB?
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Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
A demon

when all my hair fell out, i gained sixty pounds and grew three feet, something seemed off. i did what people do when they think they might need help and phoned up my local warlock. because of the sanguine nature of my humors, which he detected over the phone, he referred me to a fortune teller. my old fortune teller had moved her practice to nevada because of a prophetic dream she had and because her bookie was looking for her. the new girl asked me for a vial of urine for her derivations but i told her straight up it wouldn't pass a pee test so she said "never mind."
her crystal ball revealed a dark presence. not that dark though, just kind of mid-shade brown or sepia. she said i def had a demon but it was dealing with other stuff in its life and couldn't focus and give the job a full 100%. she said it didn't know who it was and was thinking of taking time off to travel and find itself. she said to release the demon from its ghoulish vocation, and its bondage to my soul, i needed to fill a jar with urine. i reminded her my urine wouldn't pass a pee test and she said "oh that's right."
the fortune teller told me how to capture my demon in the body of a doll and then have someone else take possession of the artifact. i left it at the pentagram in the park where goth kids do their candle rituals. i'm sure it'll get all the blood sacrifices it needs and maybe one day i'll see it again in a youtube compilation of the world's most haunted dolls.
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Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
A ghost moved into my butt

Now every time he leaves for work I end up farting. I bought him a laptop so he can work from home, but he still won't stop going in and out. How do I evict him?
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Category:Satire
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Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta