Tool's Doll Curse

Gill and his buttbuddy Noah were looking for games for their Sega Shit at a spooky old man's yard sale, when they cumed across Sanic R. Gill was going to assk how much the shitty ass game cost, but when he got to the old man, he began to scream at him in HYPER REALISTIC LATIN while his eyes were bluuding and said for them to take the game for free and get out before he raeped them. When Noah heard the old shitface scream in latin and say, "Take the game with you." he shoved the games he was looking at up his ass and waddled over to Gill. "Did this mofo say we can have that piece of shit fo free?" he asked. Gill was going to shake his head no hyper realisticly when the old man said yes. Noah penetrated Gill by his arm and the shitty game and pulled them away from the old man's yard sale and to his house. As they got out of the yard, the old man began to shit himself and laugh a hyper realistic evil laugh. When they got to Noah's house, Noah shot his neighbor and than got his Sega Shit and Sanic R, and put the terrible ass game in. When the gayme started they didn't see Sanic or Nipples they only saw what look like Tools. Noah thought that it was JUST A GLITCH or that someone fucking HACKED IT(Sound Familiar?), but Gill fucking knew it was more then a glitch or a hacked game. He could feel it in his ass. Much more... evil.(Smartest CP Character Ever) The first thing they *noticed when Noah started the first shitty race was that the track was full hyper realistic bluud red and spooky black and the music that was playing was "Can You Feel the Fucking Sunshine", but played backwards.(lolcliche) Noah thought that is was a hax, but Gill thought the game was haunted by a spooky demin or dibble. He didn't think that dis copy of this terrible ass game was the only hounted version of the gayme. He thought all of the fucking capies were haunted by Tools.(Future Conspiracy Theorist) When Noah ass raeped everyone and beat off the first race, he unlocked Supa Sanic!!111!!1 Gill knew that Noah the Dumbass didn't get all da seven Roid Rage Emeralds but Noah didn't question how he got him, like all CP Characters, but he did stand up and *cheer for himself. "How the fuck did your bitch ass unlock him so quickly?" asked Gill.
"I don't fucking know you dumbass!!" Noah screamed excitedly. "Why the fuck are questioning it, Gill?" "There some spooky ass shit with this shit game man ," Gill said "This shit feels fucking haunted or something." "Shut your dumbass up. You and your goddamn conspiracys. Whats next? You gonna fucking say Hitler faked his death?" Noah said "Actually...." Gill said before Noah cut him off. "Don't fucking say it." Noah anally destroyed everybody again and finished his second race with Supa Sanic when the gayme said a fucking challenger was approaching. When the "Challenger Approaching" screen faded away, the screen faded into spooky black and stayed black for about two minutes.(So spooky, totatly not cliche) It then cut to a picture of Sanic in bondage being violently raeped by what looked to be like a stuffed animal version of Tools with a large ass cock and than very loud hyper realistic scraming and demin laughter for a split MOTHER FUCKING second, then it went to the race.(Neither of them questioned this)
When the race started, Supa Sanic was jerking off on the track by himself after the Ready,Set,Go was said, but it was in LATIN!!!1!!1! "Vestibulum. Paro. VADO!" was said. Supa Sanic started to move by himself!(lolcliche) Gill looked over to Noah and saw that his hands weren't on the controller, but instead his dick becasuse Noah started jerking off. As soon as Supa Sanic crossed the fucking finish line, Noah was able to control him agoin, and what looked like Tools right behind him. When Supa Sanic and "Tools" cummed the finish line, it looked like "Tools" won but it said Supa Sanic won. That's when it said they unlocked The Tools Doll and "The Tools Doll Curse". When this happened Noah and Gill both looked very confused and Gill crapped himself. "Is that a letter?" Noah asked Gill and all Gill could do was nod his head. "It looks like it's covered in bluud" Gill said. Noah went to play as The Tools Doll when the letter opened up.
"Whatever you do, don't read that letter."(Didn't the letter already open up?) Gill warned Noah. But Noah didn't listen and read it anyway.(Tom?) What it read was "Can You Feel The Fucking Sunshine?" lyrics backwards.(lolcliche) When Noah was done the T.V. started to fucking vibrate and LATIN WORDS BEGAN TO SHOW UP ON THE SCREEN. Noah took out his cock and *started to hit the T.V. with it. The T.V. stopped vibrating and showing latin. "I stopped the your shit ass T.V.'s vibrating." Noah said "Yeah, but now how do we play the fucking game you fucking dumbass!?" Gill said "I have a T.V. in my room you poor ass motherfucker" Noah said as he unplugged the system from the now broken T.V. and wall and than threw the TV out the window. "You do know that your mom and dad are going to beat the shit out of your bitch ass for breaking the T.V." Gill said "I know." Noah said "But it was fucking worth it". "What!?" Gill said.
They then went up *stairs to Noah's bedroom, they had made love in there many times before. When they got to Noah's bed room, the broken T.V. started to vibrate again and then The Tools Doll came out with a massive hard on. Noah and Gill were now playing another shitty sanic gayme because of what happened. They were playing Sanic Adventure 2 on the Sega Shitcast, when the doorbell rang. Noah and Gill went to answer the door. When they opened it no one was there. Noah closed the door when the doorbell rang again, Noah opened the door and no-one was there. He closed the door but kept his hands on the fucking doorknob. The doorbell rang again, and Noah opened the door as fast as his could, but no one was there. "WHAT THE FUCK!" Noah screamed before seeing that the only thing that was there was a Tools Doll. Noah brought it inside the house(like a dumbass, Tom2.0) and washed what looked like hyper-realistic bluud off of it in the kitchen sink. When he washed the bluud off he sat it up in front of a couple of dishes to dry and went upstairs. That's when The Tools Doll stood up and flew off the counter and on to the floor, its cock as hard as ever.(must be a demin or dibble)
He then dragged his fatass to the stairs and he flew up them and then he went to Noah's bed room. Gill then felt like they were both being watched by something evil because he has like fucking schizophrenia. "Hey Noah, do you feel like we're being fucking watched?" Gill asked Noah. "Holy fuck, shut the fuck up already!" Noah told Gill. "Fuck you!" Gill said. "Fuck, I have to go take a major shit" Gill said. As he was walking to the bathroom to blow fudge out his ass, he saw something out of the corner of his eye. It looked like a Tools Doll so he turned towards his left and didn't see anything. He looked to his right and didn't see anything. "Im fucking going insane" he said as he went to the bathroom. When he was going back to the bed room he saw something move so he went to go see what it was.
He then saw it move again and walked towards it, Gill saw The Tools Doll and walked over to pick it up and bring it to the room. When he brought it up and showed Noah it, Noah asked Gill "Where the fuck did you find it?" "I found it by the goddamn stairs." Gill said. "I thought I left that piece of shit in the kitchen.. Anyway lets play Sanic R again!" Noah said. "Don't your dumbass remember what just happened when we played that shit gayme?" Gill said.
"Yeah, I do dumbfuck. Why does it matter?" Noah said. "So you want to kill your fucking T.V. too?" Gill said. "That was a freak fucking accident you paranoid fuck." Noah said as he put the terrible game in the Sega Shit. He then played the raep game as The Tools Doll, and as soon as he raeped the last person, which was of course Sally, da Tools Doll that was in the room came to life. Noah and Gill somehow instantly fucking knew about this and they both stood up and walked towards the door. Noah opened it and they both booked it as fast as they could down the stairs and almost got to the front door when The Tools Doll fell in front of them and pwned Noah with his razor-sharp cock. This pissed Gill off majorly and he grabbed a baseball bat and started swing at The Tools Doll, each hit except one missing. The one hit broke the dolls cock off and it screamed hyper-realisticly. He swung the bat one last time before The Tools Doll caught it and broke it over its knee.
Gill then curb stomped its head and suplexed it and than ran to the kitchen to get one of kitchen knifes and swung at the doll again. The Tools Doll caught it and almost killed Gill. Gill grabbed another knife and dey had a epicz battel. Gill eventually slipped on a banana peel that Noah dropped there earlier like a dick and the Tools Doll raeped and killed Gill. The Tools Doll waddled back into the upstairs T.V. The po-lease then came to the house because the neighbors called saying that they heard a lot of screaming and raep sounds coming from Noah's house and also because Noah had shot one of his neighbors. But when they got there, Noah and Gill were both up stairs in Noah's bed, naked and ded. One of the po-lease officers took the Sega Shit for reasons to the station and his partner said that there was no murder weapon. And then a skeleton popped out of the wall and the po-lease shot its ass up.
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