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3621: A Couple of Franklins (A) "A More Accurate Supernatural Joke" / B) "(This Flashback Has Been Copyright Claimed By Nintendo)")

:This article's title is incorrect due to technical limitations. The correct title is 3621: A Couple of Franklins (A) "A More Accurate Supernatural Joke" / B) "[This Flashback Has Been Copyright Claimed By Nintendo]").
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==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I wanted to try something a little different. I was browsing through my old strips, and I noticed some of them were an exact number apart. I wanted to do something with that information, but the only strips that I felt would make for a funny mashup were the ones that were 400 apart from each other, and the ones that were 300 apart from each other. So, instead of submitting the strips individually, I'm doing this instead.
A) Because Supernatural's been recycling plots, you see. B) And as you can see, it is still easy to predict the past.
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strips: A) 2015-04-11, 2016-05-15; B) 2017-01-05, 2016-03-11.
Original strips: , , , , .
==Transcript==
A)
{"The Road So Far" title card is shown}
{cut to Jon and Garfield}
Jon: You know what the world needs more of?
Jon: Lazy edits
{cut to "Now" title card}
{cut back to Jon Garfield}
Jon: Oops
{cut to "Garfield" title card}
B)
{Jon and Garfield are sitting at the table with coffee mugs}
Jon: What if we could see into the past, Garfield?
{Jon glances upward in thought}
Jon: Even just five years into the past... what would we see?
{cut to Luigi and Toad}
Toad: My turn
Toad: I'm the best!
Category:Crazy56U
Category:Long titles
3622: Battles Hackerfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
BTD Battles.
Original strips: , , .
==Transcript==
Garfield: Smile and the world smiles with you
{BTD Battles is in the background}
Sign: DIRTY HACKER DETECTED. You will be reported for review.
Garfield: I'll never do that again
Caption: TIME PASSES
Santa Claus: Man, that cat can't hack
Category:Az0riusG4mer
Category:Video game references
3623: Simultaneously Too Much And Too Little Explanation

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
As soon as I saw SROMG #2742, I knew what I had to do.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield {in a Hawaiian shirt}: You can pick one of two explanations: Either this is cosplay for RescueRangercon, or I'm suffering from Hawaiian Cat Flu again. Pick whichever you prefer, as neither is true.
Category:Lubaf
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Television references
3624: Garfield, left to right, top to bottom

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I have not scrambled the text randomly; the original dialogue is intact if you read left to right, top to bottom. (Although it's not all perfectly in line; "choke" is lower than "some toast".)
I like the line "I'm worried boy".
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon holds an egg and a wooden spoon, the spoon is in a mixing bowl}
Jon: Garfield, do you want your while you're at
Garfield: choke
Garfield: Eggs it, squeeze some toast! I'm worried boy
Garfield: Beaten? The orange and mangle about that
Jon: Yeah and juice then bacon!
Category:Destructible Watermelon
3625: Snow. Central Rain

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
You don't know how long I've wanted to make an R.E.M. reference.
You might have to hear the song to understand this: "So. Central Rain" from the album Reckoning (1984).
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
SFX: *donk*
Garfield: Hail!
Garfield: Rain!
Garfield: So!
Garfield: Rain!
Garfield: So!
Garfield: Did you never call?
Category:Super SpongeBob 64
Category:Music references
3626: Arbuckle del Ocho

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Yeah, this is one of those "saw the original strip, couldn't resist" scenarios. Honestly, though, I think Jon is more of a Don RamÃ³n-type character.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon walks across the room in a getup not unlike that of El Chavo, much to Garfield's surprise}
==Trivia==
This strip's author's notes were hit with mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; the original author's notes unaffected by mojibake is currently lost to the public due to this.
Category:Dr. Manny
Category:Television references
Category:Mojibake
3628: Garfield plus a more realistic lie

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I thought of this after seeing the original strip and thinking "That's not convincing".
Inspired by SRoMG #2144.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is grinning for seemingly no reason. Jon enters the room}
Jon: What's with the big grin?
Garfield {still grinning}: I'm grinning? That can't be! I'm very unhappy {starts shaking Jon} I MUST HAVE EATEN SOMETHING THAT GAVE ME STRYCHNINE POISONING! {stops shaking Jon, puts back of paw (hand?) on forehead} Oh, my death is so untimely!
Jon: You ate the last donut, didn't you?
Garfield {still grinning}: It's the strychnine poisoning, I tell you!
Category:twinec
3629: Spoiled Milk

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Garfield {sitting at the table, looking at solid milk}: The milk has gone bad
Garfield: "How do I know?" you ask?
Garfield: The fact that it turned into Jon is a clue.
{The milk is now a miniature Jon sitting in his armchair}
Category:booknut
362: Bored Garfield

==Explanation==
This edit removes Garfield's thought bubbles, as well as his party-hat-adorned foot. The title is more of a reference to the original, in which Garfield was almost completely bored, except for said foot.
==The author writes:==
You know, you'll never know what he's thinking. Probably of lasagna, eh?
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield sits at a table, looking bored}
{Garfield sits at a table, looking bored}
{Garfield sits at a table, looking bored}
Category:Nottoostupid
3630: Godotfield

==Explanation==
This strip takes advantage of a similarity between Garfield's line in the original Garfield strip and the character Godot, a character from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations. Godot, as one of his "rules", only drinks seventeen cups of coffee during any given trial day; Garfield's line in the original strip also made mention of seventeen cups of coffee and thus the Ace Attorney joke basically wrote itself, with Garfield duly having been given Godot's visor.
The author's notes make note that it doesn't allow Garfield to see marinara on ricotta (a red sauce on a white cheese); due to a poisoning incident that harmed his natural vision (the later SRoMG strip 4992: Red Dahlia would go on to depict the culprit of said incident), Godot's own visor allows him to only see a limited range of colors, thus preventing him from seeing the color red on a white background, as demonstrated when he thought a stone lantern (white) with a name written on it in blood (red) was squeaky-clean.
==The author writes:==
That's one of his rules.
It's a shame, though, that, thanks to that visor, Garfield can't see marinara sauce upon ricotta cheese.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{16 coffee cups are strewn across the table. Garfield is holding yet another in his hand. He is also wearing a peculiar visor}
Garfield: I always drink 17 cups of coffee during a Monday.
Category:awsuman10
Category:Visual novel references
3631: Garfield Plus Updated Food Marketing Regulations

==Explanation==
This strip was created in response to a European Union proposal to disallow vegetable-based products that imitate meat from being branded with names that invoke terms for meat; veggie burgers would've been among the hardest-hit products. The proposal in question was rejected in October 2020.
The proposal in question, however, would've been far from the only regulation out there regulating the naming of food products based on their composition, manufacturing processes, or location of creation; an example is Pringles calling themselves "potato crisps" due to not meeting American regulations for the definition of potato chips, insistent terminology that ultimately got them into hot water in the United Kingdom due to not meeting their definition of "potato crisps".
==The author writes:==
Other options:
*Veggie puck
*Veggie cylinder
*Veggie giant novelty poker chip
*Veggie Roomba
*Very oblate veggie spheroid
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: I sense the powers of darkness are gathering
Jon: Hey, Garfield, instead of a hamburger, how about a veggie disc?
Garfield: They're heeere
Category:Manyhills
3632: Keep Off Of Grass

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
OK, this might be a little controversial, but what the heck, I'm pretty sure it will get published.
So, with all the votes on this subject lately, when I saw SRoMG #364 Keep Off the Grass, this strip jumped into my head. Because Garfield has never cared what anybody else has told him to do. He goes his own way and to heck with The Man. Tell him not to do something, he goes right out and does it. But this could explain why he always has the munchies...
Now personally, I'm not in favor of the stuff and have never done it. I can't even be close to it because of the horrible migraines I get from it. So, if you live where it's illegal, don't do it. If you live where it is legal, then it's your call. Don't get me involved in your choice, OK? And don't get SRoMG's staff involved either. It's just a cartoon, OK?
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield walks on the grass}
{Garfields spots a sign saying "Keep Off Of Grass"}
{Garfield walks away smoking... something. His eyes are bloodshot and he has a gray haze around his head. Who knows what it is. Maybe it's oregano or something like that. Could be incense, but I hope he doesn't inhale then. Hard to tell in these three panel cartoons with no dialog}
Category:Michael C. Fortner
3634: Our Mission In Life

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I hope this could be another meme.
[Happy May Day from Square Root of Minus Garfield. -Ed]
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
#1
Garfield: Why are we placed on this Earth? What is our purpose? What is our mission in life?
{Garfield found a roast chicken surprisingly}
Garfield: Thank you so much for your prompt reply
#2
Garfield: Why are we placed on this Earth? What is our purpose? What is our mission in life?
{Garfield found a symbol of SRoMG surprisingly}
Garfield: Thank you so much for your prompt reply
#3
Garfield: Why are we placed on this Earth? What is our purpose? What is our mission in life?
{Garfield found a symbol of Communism surprisingly}
Garfield: Thank you so much for your prompt reply
#4
Garfield: Why are we placed on this Earth? What is our purpose? What is our mission in life?
{Garfield found Monika from DDLC surprisingly}
Garfield: Thank you so much for your prompt reply
#5
Garfield: Why are we placed on this Earth? What is our purpose? What is our mission in life?
{Garfield found Reisen Udongein Inaba from Touhou Project surprisingly}
Garfield: Thank you so much for your prompt reply
#6
Garfield: Why are we placed on this Earth? What is our purpose? What is our mission in life?
Jon: The world is constantly changing
Garfield: Thank you so much for your frozen pudding pops
#7
Garfield: Why are we placed on this Earth? What is our purpose? What is our mission in life?
{Garfield found a book called The Man Who Changed China surprisingly}
Garfield: Thank you so much for your prompt reply
Category:Reisen U. Inaba
Category:Literature references
Category:Real world references
Category:Video game references
3635: We're Still Bachelors, Baby!

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I do feel like the "We're bachelors, baby" quote is becoming a running gag.* But then again, I kinda like that running gag. ðŸ˜Š
Shout out to Brandon Notices!
[*Big if true. -Ed]
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Jon: Bad news... I just burnt my homemade pizza
Jon: Perhaps it's because I preheat it wrong
Garfield: Gee, I feel bad for you, Jon... sometimes, you need to make pizza properly
Jon: Nah, let's order us some pizza
Garfield: We're bachelors, baby!
==Trivia==
This strip's author's notes were hit by mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; the original author's notes unaffected by mojibake are currently lost to the public due to this.
Category:Jared Funtime
Category:Mojibake
3636: Goodnight Sai-Jon

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon is watching his toaster as Garfield is ready to pounce}
{Jon is shocked as Garfield leaps to catch the toast in midair}
SFX: POP
Garfield: If yah think that was somethin', you shoulda seen what I did back in 'Nam!
Category:nom de plume
Category:Music references
3637: What a Brave Jon!

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
A tape will be sent to your door which answers all your questions.
Original The Simpsons episode: S8E22 "In Marge We Trust".
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Garfield: {Lightbulb}
Jon: {Sparkles}
Garfield: {Boing Boing Bo}
Category:pareidolon
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Television references
3638: Z is for Zaragoza

==Explanation==
In the original, Jon said it was National Cartoonists Day, and Garfield's snore was represented by a picture of a log being sawn in response. Here, Jon said it was Cinco de Mayo, the observance for which May 5 -- the date of the comic -- is more famous, at least in some cultures; the log and saw were replaced by an image of the Mexican flag, cut to form a "Z".
See Cinco de Mayo, and Zaragoza on Wikipedia.
One stereotype that has been held by some is that Mexicans are lazy. The author probably doesn't believe the stereotype, and was only looking to portray an aspect of an observance that landed on the day the original strip was published on.
==The author writes:==
DISCLAIMER: Portrayal of Garfield's laziness should not be taken as a statement regarding Mexicans. The only reason for the "Z" to be made out of a Mexican flag is because of the date the original strip was published on.
Original strip: .
Mexican flag image from Wikipedia.
==Transcript==
{Garfield is asleep on the ledge}</br>
Garfield: Z</br>
{Jon taps him, waking him up}</br>
Jon: Hey, Garfield! Today is Cinco de Mayo!</br>
Garfield: You woke me for that?!</br>
{Garfield goes back to sleep and snores the Mexican flag}</br>
Garfield: Z
Category:Nyperold
Category:Real world references
363: Garfield minus Jon minus Speech Bubbles

==Explanation==
In the original, Jon was there, listing all the positive traits Garfield lacks, with Garfield predicting that this list is going to take a while to get through. The title outlines the edits made.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield lies on the table}
{Garfield lies on the table}
{Garfield lies on the table}
Category:timothymh
3640: Garf-A-Lympics

==Explanation==
In this strip, Jon's head is replaced with Shaggy's head as he realizes that he's in a different universe. Garfield then walks in and is shocked to see Shaggy as he pointed to him, asking who he is.
This title plays a role of Garfield and the olympics.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Norville "Shaggy" Rogers: Something seems odd
Norville "Shaggy" Rogers: Oh yeah
Norville "Shaggy" Rogers: i'm in the wrong universe!
Garfield: woah! who the heck are you?
Category:kittytaoyugi
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Television references
3641: Jonny Roger Bay

==Explanation==
This strip turns the stump into a portal to a Super Mario 64-style stage, even editing its stage-select screen into where the third panel originally was.
The strip's title is an allusion to Jolly Roger Bay, the third stage of Super Mario 64; despite the title, the stage-select screen was edited from the one for Whomp's Fortress, the second stage of the game.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: Even though "curiosity killed the cat" is just a silly superstition, I must know what is in this stump
Stump: no lol
{Garfield investigates the stump}
Stump: oh ok
{Garfield has jumped in the stump, or Course 2 Star 1}
Message: Get out that stump Garfoalf
Category:Lu
Category:Video game references
3642: TREE(Garfield)

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
TREE(1) is 1. TREE(2) is 3. TREE(3) is... in terms of cat hairs, it's house-explodingly, country-floodingly, planet-engulfingly big. You know Graham's Number? It's practically zero by comparison. For more information, watch this Numberphile video.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield comes in holding three cat hairs}
Garfield: I will now be shedding day-to-day corresponding to the TREE function.
{beat as Garfield leaves the cat hairs on the table and walks out}
Jon {sweating slightly}: I dread tomorrow
Category:Memes-In-Your-Dreams
3643: Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his Odie

==Explanation==
This strip was created in conjunction with the debut of the high-definition remastered version of Garfield and Friends, which first appeared on Boomerang's streaming service on 2018-11-01; the strip shows off part of the reanimated introduction sequence, horrifying Odie in the process. The reanimated introduction sequence itself was the result of the original film masters couldn't be located; a few actual segments also could not be properly remastered due to missing film masters and thus were presented with borders.
The Boomerang streaming service no longer carries Garfield and Friends, leaving that service in 2022 after the contract expired; Viacom's acquisition of the Garfield franchise in the interim would ultimately see the franchise become available on their Pluto TV service including a dedicated linear channel for the show (and also making the show available via a number of other services as well).
==The author writes:==
Good news, the first thirty episodes of Garfield and Friends are finally on the Boomerang streaming service and re-mastered in HD! Bad news, the intro is reanimated in Johnny Test-level Flash and the actual episodes are cropped to 16:9 despite the episodes originally being in 4:3 and other shows like Courage the Cowardly Dog not being de-mastered.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Announcer on TV: Ladies and Gentlemen, "Garfield and Friends HD"
{Odie is quietly content}
Announcer on TV: FLASH ANIMATION!
{screenshot of the Flash-reanimated Garfield and Friends intro from the HD remaster}
{Odie is horrified}
Category:Negative N
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Television references
Category:Jabs
3644: Bracketeerfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
This was the winning play of a game of Bracketeering I did with my family and a few friends, specifically of the Triple Blind Bracket. This was able to beat visiting Mike Birbiglia's house (the Arbuckle house just sounds like a much more crazy time), and also saying Garfield deserved to be spanked more than Miley Cyrus (mainly because we don't want to see the consequences... especially if "Wrecking Ball" is to be considered). Don't regret it, either.
==Transcript==
{a screenshot of a game of Bracketeering, at the screen showcasing the winning play of a round}
Player: Cam
Prompt: Coolest Celebrity to Name An Elementary School After
Answer: Garfield
Category:Camwoodstock & Tori
Category:No original strip
Category:Video game references
3645: They're Onto Us

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I was using the Garfield script generator used in strips #3138 and #3139 (partly for inspiration but mostly for my own amusement) when this happened. I'm not sure I get the joke, but the generator specifically requested I didn't change it, so here we are. The meta-commentary level is getting so high I wouldn't be surprised if it the generator referenced this strip next.
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
{Garfield and Arlene are sitting at the fence. Arlene is inexplicably facing away from Garfield}
Arlene: BWAAHAAHAA! I can't, I just CAN'T get a food!
{The second panel contains only text, reading 'Don't remix this strip! It's perfect the way it is, Mezzacotta!'}
{Garfield goes away, extremely beaten-up, to make some lasagna}
Category:A Way With Word
3646: Hotlyman Bling

==Explanation==
The core premise of this strip is unchanged from the original Garfield strip, still dealing with digital assistants misunderstanding voices and initiating unintended actions. This strip makes only a single, minor edit near the end; instead of the original strip's Lorenzo Nevermind, Jon ends up connected to the voice mailbox of Lorenzo Music, Garfield's voice actor from the 1980s Garfield specials and the Garfield and Friends television series along with other Garfield-related works. Such a voice mailbox would not have been replied to personally since 2001, the year Mr. Music died; this strip went up eleven days after what would have been Mr. Music's 82nd birthday.
==The author writes:==
I'd not be surprised if there were multiple submissions with these ideas, these are obvious edits to this comic.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon is looking at his phone; Garfield is sat watching}
Phone: WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH?
Jon: Call Liz
Phone: CALLING FIZZ
Jon {annoyed}: No, call Liz
Phone: CALLING WHIZ
{Garfield looks up}
Jon {angry}: No... look, call Doctor Wilson
Phone: CALLING DOCTOR THREESOME
Jon {screaming exasperatedly}: NO!! NEVER MIND!!
{Phone rings twice, clicks. Jon and Garfield are shocked}
Phone: YOU HAVE REACHED THE VOICE MAILBOX OF LORENZO MUSIC
{Jon's emotion is flat. Garfield smiles}
Category:Rand al'Thor
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Television references
3647: Garfield Minus Three Filler Panels Plus Joke Restored

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I think this is stronger than the original strip.
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strip: 2016-06-14.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield shoos mice away from a bottle}
Garfield: Shoo, mice. Get out of my vitamin pills
{Garfield is putting pills back in the bottle}
Garfield: I wonder why they wanted the vitamins?
{Garfield is walking along and around the corner a giant mouse is waiting}
Garfield: It beats me
Category:Mr. Skullhead
3648: Making Garfield Slightly Weirder 4: Fourth Wall Break

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Pretty darn desperate, in this case, I'd say. At least of myself.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Do you think there are creatures, outside and beyond the panels of this comic, watching us?
Garfield: Could be...
Garfield: How desperate are they for entertainment?
Category:Lubaf
3649: Garfield Plus News of the World

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I was thinking of making one based off of David Bowie's "Space Oddity", but I picked this instead, out of fear of it being too soon.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield stomps and claps multiple times}
Garfield: Buddy, you're a young boy, make a big noise. Playing in the streets. Gonna be a big man some day
Garfield: Got mud on yo' face, you big disgrace. Kickin' your can all over the place
Garfield: We will, we will, we will, we will
Garfield: We will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will, we will
{Garfield hits record player}
SFX: KA-CHUNK
Turntable: We will
Garfield: We will rock you!
{John is not amused}
Category:mariic
Category:Music references
364: Keep Off the Grass

==Explanation==
In contrast to the original, in which Garfield found an impossible way to cross the area without even touching the grass, here, he simply chooses not to cross.
==The author writes:==
Talking about mindscrew, the original featured him floating above the grass.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield walks on the grass.}
{Garfield spots a "Keep off the grass" sign.}
{Garfield walks the other way, disinterested.}
Category:tehSandwich