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Portal:Comedy/Topics

Comedy
History of comedy: 
• God
• Moses 
• Charlie Chaplin 
• Carrot Top
Inventors and pioneers: 
• Some guy
• A Rabbi
• A Priest
• A Minister
• Screw in light bulbs
• The Fool
• Bozo the Clown
• Gumby
• Mao Zedong
• Friedrich Engels
• Karl Marx
• Vladimir Ilyitch Lenin
Technology: 
• Arrow through head
• Rim shots
• Laugh track
Random:
• Random Comedian
• Random Comedy Article
Terms:
• Puns
• Improv
• Sketch
• Armenian genocide
• Workers controlling the means of production
• Knock knock
• Punch line
• Pay off
• Money shot
• Peace through strength
• Dumb blondes
Portal:Comedy/What's On

Abbott and Costello • Bill Bailey • Lewis Black • Drew Carey • George Carlin • Charlie Chaplin • Graham Chapman • Dave Chappelle • Stephen Colbert• Billy Connolly • Lou Costello • Bill Cosby • Will Ferrell • Tina Fey • Stephen Fry • Ricky Gervais • Paul Giamatti • Gilbert Gottfried • Neil Patrick Harris • Mitch Hedberg • Bill Hicks • Eric Idle • Eddie Izzard • Andy Kaufman • Hugh Laurie • Jay Leno • Bill Maher • Martin and Lewis • Demetri Martin • Steve Martin • Groucho Marx • Colin Mochrie • Dylan Moran • Conan O'Brien • Michael Palin • Richard Pryor • Andy Richter • Bob Saget • Andy Samberg • Jerry Seinfeld • Doug Stanhope • Howard Stern • Jon Stewart • Gene Wilder • Steven Wright
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Portal:Culinary/Did you know

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<option>*... 70% of all berries contain traces of napalm?</option>
<option>*... "real" cheese can take anything up to 17 weeks to pass through the digestive tract?</option>
<option>*... life is a competition, especially among chefs.</option>
<option>*... changing ingredients on the recipe card to make your version is perfectly okay.</option>
<option>*... the most effective way to slice onions without crying is to use your teeth? </option>
<option>*... to avoid drying out lean cuts of meat containing only 7% fat or less, simply fry the meat in 1/2 cup of oil.</option>
<option>*... that a jacket potato is just like a baked potato except it is encased in a copper-nickel alloy?/option>
<option>*... to determine if an egg is hardboiled, spin the egg on the counter. If it splatters all over the floor, it isn't.</option>
<option>*... the sugar container is the smartest place for ants to make an anthill.</option>
<option>*... don't throw away pickle juice. use it for peeled hardboiled eggs. Yum!</option>
<option>*... Guy Fieri's favorite song is Grill on Fire.</option>
<option>*... Martha Stewart only uses cutting edge ketchup dispensers.</option><option>*... the frying pan feels pain during times of intense burning.</option>
<option>*... around midnight you can find the answers to life by staring into your refrigerator.</option>
<option>*... William Shatner is believed to have once been married to a ladle he found near Marianas Trench.</option>
<option>*... in France, cooking is a national sport? Whoever adds the most red wine to a dish wins! </option>
<option>*... OMGWTFBBQ has very little to do with barbecue.</option>
<option>*... that just because you shout God is dead does not mean that Chick-fil-A will magically be open on Sundays?</option>
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Portal:Culinary/Featurette

File:Sadfortunecookie.png|Fortune cookie
File:Traitorchris.jpg|Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
File:Jacket potato.jpg|Baked Potato
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Portal:Culinary/Intro

Food is one of the most dangerous substances known to humankind. It is not only poisonous but carcinogenic, so much so that it or one of its derivatives is found in the tumours of all cancer patients. Unfortunately for us, it is also notoriously hard to avoid and extremely addictive, so you probably eat it every day. The world of conventional medicine has mostly failed to recognise this threat to public safety, going so far as to advocate its consumption. Alternative medicine, however, is well aware of the dangers of food, and alternative doctors never allow their patients to eat it. (See more...)
Cooking ... it's not exactly music... but it's close. Cooking is the act of applying culinary finesse to raw materials a manner that would procreate delectable (needless to say edible) and proper nourishment for humans of civilisation. It is prepared by 90% of the women in the world who come home after hours of grueling sexual harassment and unproductive meetings to apply heat to the meat or frozen dinner in order to satisfy the man. It encompasses a vast range of methods, drawers full of once used tools, and 5 used daily. The combinations of ingredients and rearranged rotations serve to disguise the same old same oldishness of the food. (See more...)
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Portal:Culinary/News

=== Most Recent Culinary News ===
=== Featured Culinary News ===
File:Old_couple-743330.jpg|Florida man has cookout ruined by inclement weather
File:Food Spaghetti and Meatball.jpg|Suspect sought in meatball misadventure
File:Waitress.jpg|Local Waitress doesn't think your kid is so cute
File:Blueberries.jpg|Study: Blueberries are actually just peas holding their breath
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Portal:Culinary/Nominations

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Portal:Culinary/Selected Articles

File:Micw.jpg|Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagna
File:DontKissTheCook.jpg|UnRecipe:Fantastik flavored hallucinogenic ham with Uranium seasoning
File:Tater chips.jpg|I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation
File:Haagen.jpg|I ate your Haagen-Dazs
File:Nouvelle cuisine.jpg|Nouvelle cuisine
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Portal:Culinary/Selected Pictures

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Portal:Film/Film News/1

* Pope to appear in Girls Gone Wild film so Americans will know who he is
* Giant ants outraged by depictions in Indiana Jones film
* Stolen copy of Craven's "Scream" film recovered by police
* Outrage at new British film
* BNP councillor denies involvement in gay porn film
* James Bond fan changes his name to include all 21 film titles
* New Land Before Time film 'set to be darker'
* Adam Sandler expresses concerns that his next film ‘might not be shitty enough’
* Film "Back To The Future" responsible for time paradox?
* Eleven Killed on Boll Film Set
* Jet Li attacks Chinese film censors
* Oliver Stone poised for success with upcoming revisionist film
* Mel Brooks latest film exclusive "Life of Mel Gibson"
Portal:Film/Intro

Film (pronounced fill-um) is as much an artform as it is a business. It was originally developed as a means to display naked people "getting it on" and distributing it to the masses. Films are more commonly known as Brainwashing Sessions (pronounced Ber-rainwashing Sessions). This name came about from the Baze'd faces people get after watching films.
Movies have baffled psychologists as it was found in a study conducted by the government that the majority of movie goers remain expressionless when watching the loss of life, limb, heartbreak, hatred and racism. Moreover it was found that people were often willing to pay money to see such movies, as well as buy food to enjoy themselves while watching it. To this day psychologists still do not fully understand why human beings enjoy watching such movies. Perhaps it is the thought of paying a lot of money to the movies, sitting with stupid noisy people crunching their popcorn, while getting your eyes and ear bombarded by huge screen and noise. Yes, we love movies.. (Full article...)
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Portal:Film/Nominations

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Portal:Film/Selected Articles

File:potteryclass.jpg|The Bourne Pottery Class
File:PuppyRun.jpg|The Dog Dies at the End
File:Breakfast1.jpg|UnBooks:A Day In the Life of Armond White
File:UnromanticComedy.jpg|UnScripts:Unromantic Comedy
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Portal:Film/Selected Biography

File:AkiraKurosawa.jpg|Akira Kurosawa
File:Spacer.gif|Alfred Hitchcock
File:3po.jpg|C-3PO
File:Bergman1.jpg|Ingmar Bergman
File:Leone1.jpg|Sergio Leone
File:Sofiacoppola.jpeg|Sofia Coppola
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Portal:Film/Selected Images

File:Attack of the Giant Sockpuppets.jpg|A popular spinoff from the movie Beetlejuice, this was the top-grossing film of 2007. Emphasis on the word gross.
File:JT-being.jpg|The sequel to Being John Malkovich, Becoming John Tesh.
SavingPrivateElmo.jpg|This film is brought to you by The Number Eight: The number of muppets it takes to save one.
Donnie_Darko_and_the_Easter_Bunny.png|In this film the role of the Easter Bunny is likened to that of the Tooth Fairy. Seen here portrayed by Bette Midler.
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Portal:Film/Topics

AnimationBeta movementBond girlCameraCarry On FilmsCult filmDigital cinemaDocumentaryExperimental filmFan filmFilm criticismFilm festivalFilm genreFilm journals and magazinesFilm industryFilm theoryHistory of film Lost filmMovie Trailer Announcer GuyNarrative filmOpen content filmPersistence of visionPhotographic filmPropagandaRecording mediumSilent filmSir Not-Appearing-in-this-FilmSound stageWeb filmWorld cinema
Portal:Games/Maintenance

This is a list of notable game related articles that need to be fixed. The complete list was too long, as was trimmed down to only show the notable articles. Please update this as appropriate, but don't add obscure articles. 
Also, please don't add ICU's to this list, as they will mostly likely be deleted quickly.
===Main List of Game Related Articles to Fix===
Please fix the following articles:
:Clubbing - :Drunk driving - :Gambling - :Game master - :National Football League - :Ping pong - :Pokemon card - :Twister - (view list...)
This is a complete list of game related articles that need to be fixed. Ideally, everything on this list should have a maintenance tag on it. This list was computer generated, and therefore may containn that is shown of the game portal can be found here.
==Complete List (Cleanup)==
* :Arcade game
* :Basketball hoops
* :Boretal Kombat
* :Brett Favre
* :Clubbing
* :Counter-strike
* :Dead Rising
* :Drunk driving
* :Duke Nukem Forever
* :Figure skating
* :Gambling
* :Game master
* :GameCube
* :Great Scott
* :Halo
* :Hippo toss
* :Jenson Button
* :NASCAR
* :National Football League
* :Nectar loyalty cards
* :NGFC 86 - Prosper vs. MacNaughtan
* :Nintendo DS Lite
* :Noughts and Crosses
* :Penis jousting
* :Ping pong
* :PlayStation
* :PlayStation 3
* :Pokemon card
* :Rally Racing
* :Random humor
* :Red Ring of Death
* :Resident Evil
* :Tandem skydive
* :The Legend O' Zelda
* :Tom Osborne
* :Twister
* :Water polo
* :Wii
* :Wii Fit
* :World of Warcraft
* :World War Revolution
* :Yoshi
Category:Portals/Maintenance
Portal:Games/Mario

Let others know of good (but not featured) articles below:
Mama LuigiGay Luigi
Please Fix the Following Articles: 
Donkey Kong:LuigiWart:Yoshi
Dungeons Inc.:Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart):Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape:Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball
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Category:Mario
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Portal:Games/Mario/Nominations

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Portal:Games/Mario/Selected Articles

File:Giant enemy plant boss.png|Dungeons Inc.
File:Pic_mariokrt_4.jpg|Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)
File:SMWorld.jpg|Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape
File:SSBX.png|Super Smash Bros.: Xtreme Beach Volleyball
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Category:Portals/Highlights
Portal:Games/Mario/Selected Images

File:1167208116855-1-.jpg|Mario died for your sins.
File:FartNES.GIF|Super Fart Brothers.
File:MushroomBustier.jpg|You might have an unhealthy obsession.
File:Endlessstairs.gif|He'll never make it.
File:Mario massacre.jpg|Mario is a noted war criminal.
File:Ron mario.jpg|Mario during his porn career.
File:Stalin mario.jpg|Mario during the Great Patriotic War. 
File:Supermario.jpg|Koopa Troopa in real life.
File:Gtm cover.jpg|This game has been compared to Atari's E.T.
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Portal:Games/Recommendations

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==Recommended Reading==
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Ali vs FrasierAthletesBland Gift Manual, Prison CityBoxingGerald FordMike TysonMuhammad AliPeyton ManningPuuRuneScapeTails the StraightWhat the hell is this?Yogi Berra(add to list...)
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Portal:Games/Selected Articles

File:Stacking.jpg|Cup stacking
File:Drunkos.jpg|Drunk Olympics
File:Scrabblecheat.png|HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble
File:TinyRubik's.png|HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube
File:Ironing2.jpg|Ironing
File:Flag Coffin.jpg|Jingo
File:Box.gif|The Keep Your Finger In The Box Game
File:NuremburgV2.jpg|Nuremberg Rally
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Portal:Games/header

Going back thousands of years through the anals of time, man's penchant for sport (pronounced spurt) is limitless and bounding. Competition has both raised the blood to passionate fervency and reconfirmed the eternal greatness of mankind throughout the centuries. Among the first sports was rungold, which consisted of one man standing at the top of a hill next to a huge boulder, and another man one hundred paces down. The first man would push the massive rock down the hill, and the object was that the second man had to "return it."
Another early sport was Sokur, an archaic game in which players would kick a round object with their feet with the object being to get the ball into either of two makeshift structures called "nets" (usually made out of tungsten weed, or spiderwebs). This game quickly fell out of favor when it was discovered that the object could be picked up with the hands, eventually leading to modern-day Rugby. (See more...)
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Portal:Gay/Intro

Years ago, gay simply meant happy. It was a simple innocuous adjective used to describe the time had by Fred Flintstone whilst eating muffins or blowing a bassoon. You could have a Gay Day without having to put your penis anywhere, and even if your surname was 'Gay' you could probably get through school with most of your own teeth. Then everything got really complicated... This was further proven when Jon Stemm, homosexual advocate, was quoted saying, “The only thing gayer than wrestling is me!” (Full article...)
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Portal:Gay/News

*"Gay" doesn't mean what Internet thinks it means
*Area gay man has Gay-Area man-sex
*Christian activists fight homosexual produce
*Faggot had personal problem with me
*Finding: Hip-Hop largely Homosexual
*Gays beg Republicans: "stop being gay"
*Homosexual comic characters 'giving geeks ideas'
*Local homophobe creampies QANTAS CEO
*Local men secure enough in masculinity to fuck other men
*New historical evidence suggests Wilde may have been homosexual
*San Franciso bans gay marriage, evacuated
*Tom Cruise proposes to Anderson Cooper
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Category:Homosexuality
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Portal:Gay/Nominations

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Portal:Gay/Selected Pictures

File:Rainbow.jpg|Didn't you see this one coming?
File:Gayt2.jpg|Fabulous
Gay whalesshirt.png|Your chances of getting laid increase tenfold if you wear this shirt.
Gay Speedo Muscles.jpg|A typical God of Pride. To demonstrate the gay subcultural principle of diversity, we have picked an example whose hair isn't even bleached. Edgy!
Greekhobo.jpg|Early Hellenic depiction of hobosexuality, note the tramps are unshaven and their apparel dirty. (Greek Vase, circa 5th Century BC).
Faggot.jpg|A popular 1950's propaganda campaign, featuring Jughead from Archie Comics.
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Portal:Geography/Intro

The World is a big (theoretically) round place inhabited by many species of plants, animals and the dreaded Planimals. Many religions have different theories about the creation of the world, from Intelligent Design, to Unintelligent Design. However, the truth is far less dramatic. In actuality, the world was created by God, but He soon regretted this choice. Ownership of the world currently belongs to Great Britain who won the 2 competitions in deciding ownership which were held in 1914 and 1939.
There are rumours of so called "History" from before the period, but these are filthy lies perpetrated by scientists in order to hide their real plan of turning the world into Yoghurt in bitter resentment of their continuing virginity. The Yoghurt is apparently very symbolic, but seeing as you need a PhD in chemistry and 6 years experience in nuclear reactors, it hardly seems worth it. (Full article...)
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Geography is a valiant attempt to understand absolutely everything that happens on the Earth's surface. Geographers steal from Geologists, Geophyicists, Economists, Sociologists, Anthropologists, Philosophers, Physicists and Chemists to create pointless spatial analyses. As a result, Geographers know a shitload about many, many things, and fuck all about anything in detail. When being taught as a school subject, geography is known as colouring in for morons. (Full article...)
 
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Portal:Geography/Nominations

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Portal:History/DYK

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<option>*... that Afghanistan is known for its lush dirt farms, where dirt and dust are cultivated by villagers to enhance the scenic emptiness for which the region is known?</option> 
<option>*... that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?</option> 
<option>*... that the concept of Hell dates back to ancient Egyptians' fear of sand burning your feet?</option>
<option>*... that Abraham Lincoln was an accomplished skateboarder?</option>
<option>*... that Thomas Edison was arrested on charges of pornography following the release of his short film, Woman Whose Ankle is Partly Visible?</option> 
<option>*... that statistically, you're probably thinking about the Roman Empire right now? You aren't? Now you are!</option> 
<option>*... that the Salem witch trials were actually a corporate conspiracy propagated by Big Boulder?</option>
<option>*... that the Byzantine Empire is pretty much the same as the Roman Empire, only not as cool?</option>
<option>*... that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?</option>
<option>*... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?</option>
<option>*... that the Red Baron, in addition to being the deadliest ace fighter pilot of World War I, traveled through time?</option>
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Portal:History/Historical History

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*July 16, 1348: The Black Plague arrives in Europe. The Ku Klux Klan forms in response.</option><option>
*May 26 1862: President Lincoln signs into law the Homeless Act. This allows middle class americans with no money to steal over 160 acres from the poor.</option><option></choose>
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*July 16, 1348: The Black Plague arrives in Europe. The Ku Klux Klan forms in response.
*May 26 1862: President Lincoln signs into law the Homeless Act. This allows middle class americans with no money to steal over 160 acres from the poor.
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