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What Does Your Phone Say About You?
Plenty.  After all, it's more than a communications device, it's a reflection of you.
And what if your phone is a ToddiPhone?
• You're cheap.
• You have low standards.
• You'll go anywhere, with anyone, anytime.
• You're here for a good time, not a long time.
• You're disposable.
• Your integrity is suspect.
• You're internally flawed.
• You hide all this behind a superficial, plastic shell.
Why hide it?  Flaunt it!  Or at least get around to finally admitting it to yourself. 
We hate to break this to you but... NEWSFLASH: Everyone else has already figured you out.
ToddiPhone
World class communications – Bargain basement prices!™
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When your tech needs grow up...
When you’ve outgrown kiddie technology — two cheap tin cans and a piece of string — it’s time to get a ToddiPhone! Better range and reception, and nearly as inexpensive.
At ToddiPhone we use only the finest, imported steel cans and hand-wound twine. The result is supreme durability and unmatched fidelity.
It’s absolutely nothing like what Mom and Dad helped you make. Appearances to the contrary be damned!
ToddiPhone
World class communications – Bargain basement prices!™
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We're Cheap. And You Like Cheap.
At ToddiPhone we never pretend to be anything except what we are. We’re cheap and we know it. And you wouldn’t have us any other way.
It’s nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s who you are, too. Be proud of that.
When cashiers ask you to donate to the Children’s Hospital and you lie, “I already gave.” Cheap.
When it was Mother’s Day and you bought those cubic zirconium earrings in the back alley behind Wing’s Wings? Cheap.
And that total stranger you picked up at your friend’s wedding that one weekend, then brought ‘em back to your place for some...
Well, you get the idea. We’re no different. 
Buy our stuff and we promise we'll steer clear of the hospital, and not to tell your mom about the earrings. Oh, and about that other thingie as well.
ToddiPhone
Bill payments... Hush money—What's the difference?™
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Nothing Personal: It's Just Business to Us
Isn’t it lame when companies pretend to care about you? Aren’t you tired of being sucked up to with vapid, inane suggestions that you’re special and important?
We’ll never insult your intelligence that way.
The fact is, at ToddiPhone, we won’t pretend to like you. You’re not important to us — your income is. There. We said it. When it boils right down to it: we just want your money. That’s it. It’s not that your wellbeing is completely unimportant — obviously if you become ill and die you’ll be unable to settle your bill with us, and that would be a real tragedy.
So, eat well, take your vitamins, and get plenty of sleep. Also, make certain to look both ways before crossing the street.
But most importantly, please pay your bill.
ToddiPhone
World class communications – Bargain basement prices!™
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When You Want the Very Best... Look Elsewhere.
We know you. We understand your spoiled, middle class yearnings. Wine and caviar tastes on a beer and pretzel budget. And we can help. When you want the very best, but can’t afford it, or are just downright cheap, you’ve got to get a ToddiPhone.
Our phones look like nothing else on the market today, and that’s a good thing. Do you really want to stay blended in the herd, or do you want a phone that makes people’s head spin, like Linda Blair in The Exorcist? Oh, they’ll be looking at you alright, stopped dead in their tracks.
Sure, there’ll be critics. Little people always try to find solace in throwing mud at the high rollers like you, but you know how to answer them. “It’s not huge, it’s solid. It’s not obsolete, it’s time-tested technology. It’s not old, it’s retro.”
So let ‘em criticize. As Lindsay Lohan or Charlie Sheen will tell you, any attention or publicity is better than none at all.
ToddiPhone. Solid – Time-Tested – Retro. And still legal in 11 countries, including the good ol' U. S. of A.
Hurry up and buy one before the FCC comes to their senses.
ToddiPhone
World class communications – Bargain basement prices!™
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Our Promise: Our Phones Won't Kill You
At ToddiPhone, your safety is important to us. Within reason, of course. At the end of the day we do have families to feed and stockholders to impress.
But your safety is still relatively important, so we’re working hard every day to give you the most value that pennies can buy. We know the truth behind banned, rejected, and so-called “hazardous” mobile hardware — greedy legislators and manufacturers trying to make you pay for “safer” (i.e. more expensive) equipment.
Don’t believe the hype that excessive microwave radiation will kill you. If it was dangerous, you’d see or feel something, right? Right.
Breathe easily, and enjoy the savings!
ToddiPhone
 Reliable. Safe. Probably.™
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Together We Can Beat Doctor Who Syndrome

Hello, I'm Marjorie. I'm here to talk to you about a problem which affects many people. I speak on behalf of Fight The Doctor, a group set up to help conquer Doctor Who Syndrome.
Doctor Who Syndrome can only be beat with help from you, the viewing public. Only with your lack of support can our campaign bring an end to this dreaded disease.
== What Is Doctor Who Syndrome? ==
Doctor Who Syndrome is a cruel disease, striking at the very heart of the world's television production. A series suffering from Doctor Who syndrome can be artistically fatal. Once the effects of the syndrome take hold, it quickly becomes a show that has an established audience and now no longer tries to impress.
== Shows Suffering From Doctor Who Syndrome ==
Tragically, the BBC television series Gavin and Stacy has recently contracted Doctor Who Syndrome. Other series such as My Family were sadly found to be stricken with Doctor Who Syndrome during the gestation period and were unable to thrive.
== Series At Risk ==
The News is currently on our watch list, although occasionally, the makers do include features designed to revive its flagging franchise. Like a celebrity death. Or a jolly good war.
In American television, shows like Ugly Betty and Prison Break experience a similar disease, but on a much wider scale.
== What You Can Do To Help ==
If you encounter any programmes which you feel no longer entertain you in quite the way it used to, there is a simple action you can take: Stop liking the show. Only by Stop Liking the Show will the message get through to the makers.
We here at Fight The Doctor truly believe that if audience numbers dwindle, the programme makers will be forced to breathe new life into their creations.
We don't want your money, although if you can spare £1000 it will help fund our staff Christmas party.
== What We Are Doing ==
We are asking the creative people behind series stricken with Doctor Who Syndrome to sit down and try harder. In the case of Dr Who, we urge the makers to be more adventurous with their locations rather than base everything in Cardiff. That is all we want. To ensure as many television series as possible who suffer from it are diagnosed quickly and treated.
== See Also ==
* Jumping The Shark
Category:Doctor Who
Category:Syndromes
Category:Television in the United Kingdom
Toilet seat cover

The modern toilet seat cover is a sure-fire way to protect one's posterior from a whole host of ailments, such as ickyness, shingles, Jakob-Kreutzfelt disease, irritable bowel syndrome, fallen stomach, male erectile dysfunction, feeling drowsy, SARS, avian flu, tsunamis, homeless people, ingrown toenails, communism, fecal impactions, beatings at the hands of police, Koreans, porcelain auto-immuno decay disease, the Snorks, poop, John Roberts, PCP, dogs, clowns, blasphemy, some kinds of hot sauce, and velociraptors. 
==Ah, a safe, hygenic way to spray fecal matter all over the bowl==
Whether made of tissue paper or tissue-like paper, toilet seat covers are a creation of science, the supply-side market economy, and hours upon hours of research. Toilet seat covers, while generally found in public restrooms may also be found in the private crappers of the anal retentive and especially the bat-shit insane. 
==Invented when? By whom?==
Primitive legend has it that toilet seat covers were conceived immculately through a union between the archangel Gibril and a paper mill, though this is a filthy, excrement-spattered lie. A lie, I tells you. 
They were actually developed by the tireless and often misguided efforts of comedienne Paula Poundstone in 1973, whose run-ins with, ahem, the runs lead her to question whether a quicker, more time-efficient way to plaster toilet tissue in an aethetically pleasing, sanitary manner over the common public toilet seat was possible.
It was, to the eternal credit of Man.
Well known fecophiliac Donald Rumsfeld puts it thusly:
"I'd sooner crap myself than use a public toilet without a hygenic toilet seat cover. Next question."
==Proper Use==
# Enter a public restroom on your evacuation mission.
# Inspect the stalls: is there a rectangular toilet seat cover dispenser present? (If there is one, and it contains toilet seat covers, proceed to step #3; if there isn't, find another public restroom or hold it, hold it, HOLD IT!)
# Remove one or more (up to a baker's dozen) toilet seat covers.
# Apply to the toilet seat. While not absolutely necessary, scotch tape, glue, nails, or Denture-Grip™ may be employed to make sure the toilet seat cover does not accidentally slip from the toilet seat. Make sure that the toilet seat cover is "open" in the center, or the whole operation is going to produce unintended consequences.
# Sit down, taking extreme care to not disturb the toilet seat cover. It's also advisable, for extra protection, to actually hover above the seat and cover, allowing no part of the buttocks to contact either.
# Let yourself go and enjoy the experience as it was meant to be enjoyed.
==Did You Know?==
* Toilet seat covers are used for currency in Sealand.
* Fans of the Dallas Cowboys are well-known for turning toilet seat covers into dashing and provocative Dallas Cowboy Hats, and official versions of these are available on-line for eight British pounds sterling per half-bushel.
* Toilet seat cover dispensers make an excellent conversation piece when installed in phone booths.
==See also==
* Arse
* Bathroom
* Phobia
* Porcelain
* Sit
Category:Technology
Category:Furniture
Category:Toilets
Token black guy

The token black guy (Homo sapiens Africanus Republicanus Politicalus Toolus) is a handy person always available to appear in photos with media celebrities and right-leaning politicians in order to diversify their image. The majority of token black guys live in places like Detroit, Michigan; Harlem, New York; East St. Louis, Illinois; Washington D.C.; Atlanta, Georgia; Compton, California; and East Cleveland, Ohio– but they're available all around the country. Greyhound buses are their chief means of cross-country transportation to and from Republican political events. There are also Token black women, but they're generally not paid for their services.
Token black guys came into heavy usage for the first time in the early 1980s. Nobody is certain what token black guys did for employment prior to that era, but it is believed by many that they worked as dancers on Solid Gold and Soul Train for many years. Carlton Banks, the first known token black guy, got his start in Jheri Curl® commercials and went on to portray one of the lesser-known Huxtable children, Lil' Tyrone, on the Cosby Show.
==Proper use of token black guys==
Token black guys should be used sparingly. However, the token black guy works incredibly well in the role of "heavy weapons guy". Overuse of token black guys looks forced and unnatural. It is best if the racial composition of a photo op involving a large group follows the proper estimated demographics.White people should be 60% of the crowd, Hispanic people should be 20%, black people should be 18%, and Asian people should be a measly 2%.
Everyone else is not allowed to be photographed, particularly Native Americans. Let's keep pretending they don't exist outside the context of casinos, old cowboy shows, and Kevin Costner movies.
==The token black guy industry today==
The token black guy industry is booming. With more and more politicians being accused of racism, Token black guys are in high demand. The average yearly salary of a token black guy (averaged from 2024 earnings, with tax deducted) was $13,369,400.99. With such insane amounts of money running through the the token black guy industry, many imposters have reared their ugly blackface-painted heads in order to cash in, and sinister novelty stores are also getting into the act.
Efforts are underway by Carlton Banks, Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell, Bill Clinton and other leaders within the token black guy industry to form a union. They wish to combat negative stereotypes about their profession and bar white imposters from sullying their reputation with poor imitations of black people.
In 2007 well-known token black guy Mr. T was barred entry into the World Pimping Convention because of the convention's newly instituted limited token black guy rule. There were many casualties.
==See also==
*Uncle Ben
*Aunt Jemima
*Colin Powell
*Condoleezza Rice
*O. J. Simpson
==Notes==
Category:Black people
Category:Racial culture
Category:Nasty Right Wing Bastards
Token ring

Token ring was a Local Area Network technology in common use before Ethernet It grew into disfavor with network engineers and administrators fast, partly because you cannot go on a Token Ring binge. Hunter S. Thompson mercilessly exploited this fact when promoting Ethernet. In fact he has a new book out called Fear and Trying to get Stoned off of Token Ring while Failing Miserably 
Another reason for Token ring failing miserably is that many administrators on finding themselves broke went and pawned the ring. Now what good are tokens without a ring? Crisco systems Realized this, and stopped adding diamonds to their Token Ring implementation, but it was too little too late. You can still find a Token-less ring today in many Pawnshops 
== Invention ==
Token Ring was invented by Al Gore in the year 42. He was trying to develop a process or Al-Gore-Ythym for sending Internets to Ted Stevens This didn't work however, because Gore was using a big truck, and Stevens only had a series of tubes. Looking for some inspiration, Gore travelled into the future to watch Lord of the Rings at a local cinema that only used tokens. Gore combined the two and got Token Ring. (Not to be confused with Tolkien Ring...)
== Technology ==
Token ring involves a ring of connected devices, commonly known as "Things" The "things" pass a token around the ring, and when a "Thing" has the token, it can send Internets. If it doesn't have Internets to send, it can go to the local Arcade and spend the token playing games. Sometimes it does this instead of sending Internets anyway. 
Token ring is a deterministic technology. This means that it Determines what games it will play in the arcade when it is wasting tokens. Actually it means that attached systems take pre-ordered turns playing games and wasting tokens. Sometimes the only game available is Tetris. Most systems have gotten tired of playing Tetris. When Super Mario Brothers 594050 is available, there is a long line to play it, usually involving systems from neighboring networks as well. 
As you can see, wasting tokens is a big problem.
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Two solutions have been suggested to address this. The first one involves shutting down all Arcades within 5 miles of any Token Ring network, and the second involves eating carrots and lentils with a hippy named Neil. For the most part the first solution has been adopted. (When is the last time you went to an actual arcade that used tokens?) The second solution never works because a punk named Vyvyan always ends up stealing the Tokens.
== The Future of Token ring ==
There is none. Token ring is pretty much dead. Thats all. Can you please reopen the Arcades now? I'm pretty sure computers dont steal tokens to play video games anymore. Now go away. 
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Category:Internet
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Toki Pona

toki pona is a minimalist constructed language designed by the Canadian linguist Sonja Elen Kisa, a.k.a Sonja Lang. After smoking a joint made of a rolled-up maple leaf, Lang had a idea about creating an easy language focused on the most important parts of speech. Unlike Esperanto and Volapük, toki pona does not have any interest about dominating the World; instead of it, the language is glad to be a "yoga for the mind". The main aim of the minimalism of toki pona is freeing up additional free time for the native tokiponans to get high.
==(Barely) Useful Sentences==
Do you speak toki pona? Of course not! So you must trust us when we say these translations are accurate:
*toki!
**Hello!
*sina wile ala wile unpa e mi?
**Hello! How are you?
*o moku e ko jaki!
**I am fine! Thank you!
*kon li tawa tan lupa monsi mi…
**Actually, I am not very well…
*palisa mi li kiwen tan sina!
**Glad to see you!
*mi wile unpa e monsi sina!
**You look awesome today!
*mama sina li jo e jan unpa ante.
**I hope it's everything right with your family.
*mi unpa uta e soweli suli. ni li pona tawa mi.
**Sorry, but I don't speak toki pona.
*jan Satan li olin e sina!
**You are so lovely!
*jan li esun e kasi nasa lon ma seme?
**Excuse me, where is the nearest all-night store?
*mi esun e sijelo pi jan moli.
**I came for the job.
*tenpo ni la o lukin ala e monsi sina!
**Don't look back right now!
*nena tu pi sinpin ona en nena tu pi monsi ona li pona mute tawa mi. 
**The regular buttons and bumper buttons on the joypad are very good.
==See also==
*Esperanto
*Languages
*Taoism
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Tokyo'sRevenge

Tokyo Sergio Revenner Gekyume, also known as Tokyo's Revenge is an American rapper residing from Tokyo, Anime, United States Of America, he rose to fame after appearing in the last episode of One Piece, performing his pre teen anthem Thot!
==History ==
Gekyume was born somewhere in the early 2000s to Naruto Uzumaki Gekyume and Atsuko Jackson after they had an unconscious fist fight. Gekyume grew up meditating in multiple Walmart stores to music of many artists ranging from Jay Z, Cyndi Lauper, Bruce Lee, Lil Mosey and Gennie Bolor. After succesfully completing his masters degree in high school dropping out with a minor in goatness, the ghost of Shujin Tentacion took over his body and continued his teachings on Earth.
==Scripture==
Gekyume-san has already released his first scripture of teachings MDNGHT (SIDE B) to positive acclaim, and it features his celebrated teaching "GoodmorningTokyo", majorly on papers made by Clifford, with some insights from Zedsu, Gekyume has made the best of what his mentor, Shujin Tentacion has taught him.
==Fighting skills==
Gekyume is a proven nunchucks user, glock and spitted fire master as proved through his numerous adventures.
== Where is he now? ==
Since then he has been hiding in the shadows, writing his next scripture. Also, he doesn't really release a lot of music as he used to anymore. By the way, he's a one-hit wonder, so you don't get to hear a lot from him.
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TomTom

TomTom (not DougDoug) is a blond-haired 8 year old (and has been for about 20 years now) who, after rescuing his sweetheart (also still 8 years old 20 years later), saving his country and changing himself back into a human after a particular nasty curse, now runs a successful navigation business, due to his knowing where everything is. His competitors are DickDick and HarryHarry.
==Early life==
TomTom traveled extensively in his early years, taking in the scenery from such places as Monster Land, Monster World and Monster Truck Stadium, while rescuing his girlfriend, saving his country from big metal dragons, turning himself back into a human after the big metal dragon died, and them just traveling around on a floating platform (because he could). You Found a secret!
==TomTom's SatNav==
Because of all his early traveling, TomTom has been to every single location in the entire universe, and knows where everything is. Realising that he could make lots of money out of this (the whole 'killing monsters for gold' thing was getting old), he set up a business getting people from A to B (if he was feeling like a laugh, he'd send them via C, D, E and F while he was at it).
Two-way walkie-talkies called TomTom SatNavs (because TomTom is sat down when he gives directions - well would you want to stand up for two hours while you guide some idiot who can't find their way?) allow TomTom to tell people where to go, and are fast becoming popular in cars, motorbikes, bicycles, motorboats, spaceships, submarines and flying whales.
==Achievements==
Because TomTom knows where everything is, he has accomplished many things, listed here:
*TomTom helped U2 find what they were looking for - iPods!
*TomTom knows the way to Amarillo
*When people say 'it is written', only TomTom knows where
*Only TomTom knows where Carmen Sandiego is
*TomTom can find the place where the sun doesn't shine. Then again, so can most people if they try
*TomTom could find Goatse's Hole, but doesn't want to
*When TomTom goes on walkabout, he finds Jenny Agutter every time
*TomTom shows drunk people the way to go home
*TomTom was the original asker of the question 'Where do you want to go today?', before Bill Gates stole it
*When you use route planning software, it's not advanced path calculation algorithms that work out where to go - the programs sends a quick e-mail to TomTom asking what the directions are
*TomTom knows where the Holy Grail is - hey, that might explain why he's looked 8 years old for 20 years and counting
*TomTom knows exactly when and where to expect the Spanish Inquisition, because he always knows where they are
*Where's Waldo isn't even funny for TomTom
*Most people know that it's a long way to Tipperary, but only TomTom knows exactly how far
*TomTom tried to guide Jack Bauer once, but gave up after being told 'THERE IS NO TIME' 3,451 times in 30000000000000000000000000 minutes.
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