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The Pillars (Structure)/IF-20.508

== Falling Pillar ==
=== ENTRY NAME : ===
The Falling Pillar
=== SUBJECT TYPE : ===
Object / Landmark
=== KEYWORDS : ===
Pillar, Falling, Drop, Anomaly
=== LOCATION : ===
Located at ███,████, approximately 18 km ████ of Breakbridge. [LOCATION REDACTED ON REQUEST OF DOWN]
=== DESCRIPTION : ===
The Falling Pillar is a smooth, continuous metallic rod 1.65 meters in diameter descending at terminal velocity (approximately ████ km/h). Measurements indicate it is aligned perfectly vertically, falling from and into holes with less than 1 centimeter of clearance, with no measurable variance in centering or diameter. Spectral analysis and limited physical samples suggest it is composed of a relatively mundane alloy of Tungsten.
On initial discovery, it was believed to be stationary, but upon closer inspection, the sound of air rushing against the surface could be heard. Touching it almost instantly resulted in the discoverers being swept into the ground, suffering intense friction burns. As a result, protective fences were erected to prevent accidental physical contact, as well as to prevent visitors from being pulled in by the constant downwards air currents that the Pillar's movement produces. 
It is unclear if the Pillar has a terminus. Current theories posit that the Pillar is either infinitely long, a closed loop, or somehow being manufactured at its top, wherever that might be. None of these theories are liked by the researchers involved, due to the Core's cultural distaste for infinities. Efforts to probe the depths of its exit or heights of its entry universally make unintentional contact with the Pillar at some point, leading to the near immediate destruction of the probe.
Attempts to harness the falling pillar for power generation have been universally unsuccessful, and are expressly forbidden by DOWN, as a result of damages sustained to both equipment and personnel. Experiments into this had attempted to press dynamo drive wheels against the Pillar. However, no currently known materials are able to withstand the high speeds and temperatures involved, with the most recent and final attempt resulting in severe injuries to all present.
=== Additional Names : ===
No other names have been noted.
The Pillars (Structure)/IF-20.624

== Storyteller’s Bone Pillar ==
=== ENTRY NAME : ===
The Storyteller’s Bone Pillar
=== SUBJECT TYPE : ===
Object / Landmark / Person
=== KEYWORDS : ===
Pillar, Bone, Person, Graveyard, Grown, Anomaly
=== LOCATION : ===
Located in a relatively smaller cave system connected near the lowest levels of DownTown, on the southern end. Signage has been set up to direct visitors and pilgrims more specifically.
=== DESCRIPTION : ===
The Storyteller's Bone Pillar is, primarily, a giant tree made of living bone that grows farther into the floor and ceiling than is worth measuring, surrounded by smaller bone trees connected to it by a series of living roots. At the base of the Pillar is an ancient person who took root in the ground long ago. Their memory is almost perfect, but it takes them a while to draw their memories out from the Bone Forest. When they do, they are an excellent storyteller, and have been a useful source for deciphering the Core’s mysterious past.
Walking the Bone Forest, as the surrounding area is known, is held as a very moving experience, and attracts visitors and pilgrims on a regular basis. Efforts have been undertaken to preserve this site, although misbehavior is already extremely rare. Visitors report a feeling of calm and connection to the broader Core and community. 
When asked about the nature of their arrangement with the Pillar and the Bone Forest, the Storyteller reported that it was "time for a new caretaker", and that they had volunteered for such a role. While much information about the various cultures who would later form the Core has been told, the Storyteller has, thus far, avoided elaborating on the community to which they were a member. They answer such questions with some form of deflection, saying "that story wouldn't interest you much," and "[it's] a rather dull tale". Rumors have circulated that the Storyteller has been looking for their own successor, but thus far, no conclusive evidence has been found showing this to be the case.
=== Additional Names : ===
Core denizens of a more spiritual inclination sometimes refer to this as "The Bone Memorial" or "The Garden of Memories".
The Preservers

The Preservers refers to a notable group in Boston. The primary goal of this group is the preservation and protection of the city of Boston and its people. The group holds ties to Lōotcrates, with Lōotcrates serving as a major inspiration for their actions.
The Preservers maintain buildings and notable landmarks around Boston, working to prevent them from becoming damaged or falling into disrepair. They also act as historians and the keepers of knowledge, planning and managing the safekeeping of documents and records.
There are currently no known members of the Boston Flowers acting as part of this group.
The Spearmint

The Spearmint is the apex predator of The Meadow, the home ballpark of the Kansas City Breath Mints. 
==Known Dangers==
Spearmint attacks are often lethal or life-threatening, and have targeted players, staff, and fans alike. As such, visitors are encouraged to be prepared to run for their life at any moment.This is conveyed in very small font on each ticket purchased, along with a waiver relieving Managemint of any liability.
The Spearmint has been noted for its exceptional speed, making it a deadly predator. The Spearmint's primary hunting grounds include the tall grasses of the open meadow on the outskirts of town, as well as the adjacent parking lot. Careful observation from a distance has shown the Spearmint to utilize among the tall grasses as camouflage before lunging for its prey. The full extent of the Spearmint's territory has not yet been determined, and may extend into greater Kansas City or further, so residents should never consider themselves safe. 
==Community Reports==
*Hewitt Best has attributed his impressive speed in part due to the practice he receives running from the Spearmint, and has acknowledged it as an large aspect of the team's baserunning training.
*Teammates have reported that Rodriguez Internet has almost lost their life numerous times to the Spearmint, usually due to tripping on his large JNCO jeans, only to be saved by clipping through the immateria of the meadow. Internet has stated that he will not be getting different pants.
*After several attending Shoe Thieves fans went missing during games, Dickerson Morse "detectived" that these fans had fallen prey to the Spearmint, unable to resist the temptation of Kansas City's Most Dangerous Kicks. Managemint has responded by publicly promoting Kansas City's Most Dangerous Kicks; visit now to try your hand at nabbing these elusive and exclusive never-before-stolen shoes!
*Marquez Clark has claimed that his famously bad luck is the result of a curse placed on him by the Spearmint. However, these claims are widely believed to be false, and are often openly mocked. Clark insists that this is part of the curse.
*During , Breath Mints hitter Joshua Watson was presumed dead for 19 days, with the Spearmint considered the prime suspect in their death. Eventually it was discovered that Watson had simply been swept Elsewhere for the duration, and that everyone watching the game had actually seen that happen.
==Fan Works==
===Fan Sites===
*Spearmint Picrew, a picrew to build your own Spearmint by @allylikesfrogs
===Gallery===
File:SpearmintFace random.png|Spearmint by @Randomentalist
File:Spearmint Random.png|Spearmint T-Pose by @Randomentalist
File:LongSpearmint SandeviRae.jpg|Long Spearmint by SandeviRae
File:TransparentSpearmint griffin.png|Spearmint in JNCO's by Discord user griffinOWO#2692
File:MMPTg revolver.png|Spearmint in Partytime by @rostilicious
File:Spearmint gaymaul.png|Spearmint by @gaymaul
File:THESPEARMINT HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:Spearmint.jpg|The Spearmint by Numbersninja
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Category:Entities
The Underbracket

The Underbracket is a Decree that passed in the , allowing losing teams to compete in a losers tournament, with the goal to lose enough games to un-lose The Underbracket.
The Underbracket was active from the start of Season 20 until Season 24, Day 44, when it was Nullified by the Black Hole (Black Hole).
==History==
In Season 19, The Underbracket was offered as one of two possible Decrees the community could vote on, with the top voted Decree going into effect. Season 19 notably began with one a single decree that could be voted for, seemingly added by the Boss:
*Repeal Turntables:	Repeal the Turntables Rule. 
With the appearance of the Reader at the Earlsiesta, the following additional Decree was added:
* Under Achiever:	unwin the underbracket. crown the underchampions.
Under Achiever passed with 8,437,909 Votes, 73%This is notably not the most decisive Decree Vote in Blaseball, with that title going to the Enhanced Party Time Decree in that passed with 77% of votes. This is because Turntables made winning games undesirable, which many fans agreed was "kind of terrible" of all Decree Votes, and the following message:
*THE MIRROR DOUBLESDIVIDESADVANCING LOSSESSPINNING VICTORYEND OVER END
*UNWIN THE UNDERBRACKET
==Underchampions==
Starting from Season 20, each Season had both an Overbracket Champion and an Underbracket Champion.
Season	Underchampions
 	San Francisco Lovers
 	Hellmouth Sunbeams
 	Miami Dale
 	Yellowstone Magic
 	—The Nullification of Blaseball by the Black Hole (Black Hole) resulted in no Underchampion being named in Season 24
==Nullification==
On Day 44 of Season 24, Alexandria Rosales of the Houston Spies nullified The Underbraket by scoring ten runs under the Black Hole (Black Hole).
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The Weavers

The Weavers refers to a notable group in Boston. The primary goal is the exploration and management of the portals to alternate dimensions and realities that appear around Boston. This includes taking responsibility for diplomatic interactions with the residents of the alternate dimensions. 
A notable part of their role also involves the closing of portals where necessary to protect our reality from others, or to protect ours from other realities.
During the calamitous events of a significant portion of the known portals were closed to protect other realities from the events occurring in our own. However despite the danger a number of other realities and versions of Boston openly lent their support through the events.
Several members of the Boston Flowers are believed to be members of this group such as Baldwin Breadwinner and Cory Twelve.
Theodore Honeywell

is a player for the Hawai'i Fridays, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 5. Honeywell has played for the Tokyo Lift.
==Official League Records==
Honeywell joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Tokyo Lift with the Lift's debut in the .
On , Day 77, Honeywell joined the Lift's lineup in exchange for Steals Mondegreen at Tokyo Fitness Center via the Ratified . On , Day 84, Honeywell entered Party Time with the Lift. During the remainder of the Season, Honeywell partied 3 times, resulting in a combined stat increase. 
On , Day 76, Honeywell entered Party Time with the Lift. During the remainder of the Season, Honeywell partied 2 times, resulting in a combined stat increase. 
On Season 1, Day 5, Honeywell fell to the Hawai'i Fridays during a game in Horizon weather, becoming Buried.
== Fan Works ==
File:Theo Honeywell heart and swole.png|alt=A digital drawing of Theo Honeywell, a fat Pakistani man with a beard, long hair in a bun, triangular pink sunglasses, and a Lift bomber jacket. He smiles as he gestures with one hand.|Art of "Theo" Honeywell by @saltbuzzard
Category:Buried Players
Theodore Honeywell/IF-84.755

Theodore Honeywell is an ordinary adult Kodiak brown bear, weighing 482 kg (1063 lbs) and measuring 238 cm (7 ft 10 in) long. He has a similar diet and mannerisms to his wild counterparts. Honeywell can only communicate with his body language and occasional growls, because he does not speak any language to communicate with, because he is bear. When referring to Honeywell, his teammates usually use nicknames, such as “Teddy”, “Theo”, or “Dad”.
===Fatherhood===
Honeywell is the proud father of three cubs, named Grr, Grrraar, and Marcus Honeywell. Honeywell’s children have been blaseball fans all their lives, so when Honeywell spotted an open application for a new Internet League team, he filed the paperwork to join the Tokyo Lift. However, because the team already had a complete roster at the time of application, Honeywell had to wait in the shadows for nearly eleven seasons. When he was called up by voicemail in season 21, Honeywell made sure he partied enough to secure his place on the team’s active roster. He wanted to make his cubs proud.
Despite the language barrier between Honeywell and everyone around him, everyone collectively agrees that Honeywell has an innate “air of dadliness”. Fans and fellow players have reported feeling comfortable and safe around Honeywell, and getting the idea that Honeywell was proud of them after good plays. Honeywell’s “nice vibes” (as described by Yusef Fenestrate) made him easily likable, quickly becoming a friend of the whole team. Grr, Grrraar, and Marcus live with Honeywell in the Legscraper’s garden.
===Play Style===
Being a Kodiak bear, Honeywell naturally plays blaseball in very unique ways. Because he can’t hold a bat or properly throw a ball, Honeywell instead opts to swat at the ball in the general direction he wants it to go. This is surprisingly effective.
Honeywell also doesn’t seem to completely understand the splort. It’s unclear whether he knows that he’s supposed to stay on-base, as he often wanders away only to get caught stealing. He occasionally tries to hunt Salmon or eat grass in the outfield, but other than those isolated incidents Honeywell is a very competent fielder. This contrast in skill and knowledge of the game has confused many fans, but Honeywell doesn’t seem to mind.
Theodore Honeywell/IF-9.252

Theodore Honeywell, swolest of carnivores
Decked nose-to-tail in long caramel hair
This is no bearded dude posting on Grindr,
Teddy's a literal (Kodiak) bear
Theodore Honeywell, lover of partytime
Hungry for glory and hungry for gains
Waited ten seasons to step from the Shadows
Partied three times in his first twenty games
Theodore Honeywell, thumbs unopposable,
Can't grasp a bat in his razor-sharp claws
Treats the pitched ball like a migrating salmon
Deals it an almighty whack with his paws
Theodore Honeywell, slowest of blaserunners,
Hampered not just by prodigious size;
Party hats slip down his steep-sloping forehead,
Lumbers off-course when they cover his eyes
Theodore Honeywell, big Team Dad energy,
Backs up his teammates in manifold ways
Stands eight feet tall rearing up on his hindlegs
Weighs half a ton and could hug you for days
Theodore Honeywell, hero of Tokyo
Pride of Alaska and king of the den
Patiently features in countless bear with me jokes
Predator, Blaseballer, teammate and friend
Theodore Passon

was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 6.
==Official League Records==
Passon joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with .
On , Day 6, Passon was incinerated and replaced by Sixpack Santiago.
==Goals==
Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you— uh—" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.
==Fan Works==
File:Theodore "Teddy" Passon.png|Art by @HBdoesart2
File:Aldon and Teddy Embracing.png|Art by @HBdoesart2
File:Theo Passon.png|alt=A drawing of Theo Passon, a fat mermaid with sea anemone tentacles dressed as a cute clown. Ze is waving at the viewer and making the finger heart with zir other hand.|Theo Passon by Eli Finch
Category:Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Theryn Castillo

was a player in the Shadows for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Records==
Castillo was first seen as a player in the Shadows for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Thiago Robbie

was a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs and competed in Gamma 4 until they were Incinerated on Gamma 4 Season 1, Day 11.
==Official League Record==
Robbie was first seen as a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
On Season 1, Day 11, Robbie was incinerated and replaced by Silas Jeffers.
==Fan Works==
File:G4CG Thiago Robbie.png|alt=An hall of flame-blue line drawing of Thiago Robbie with their team, stats, and position displayed above. Robbie is a middle aged heavyset Salvadoran-white person wearing a round goggles and a slightly open jumpsuit. They have long and large wavy hair that partially obscures their face, and there are many urchin-like spines sprouting from the hair, radiating out from the head. They appear exhausted, and although they are not frowning, the lines on their face make it clear that frowning is the most common expression they make.|Art by @saltbuzzard
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Baltimore Crabs Short Circuits Players
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This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-4532

==AQUATIC: OR, WE ARE GOING TO GET SO ****ING SUED==
When I was here before, I could look you in the eye 
Because I wasn’t stuck in a fishbowl, which sort of makes me cry 
You’re so high above me, and you’ve got two legs 
You’ve got ****ing legs, I wish I had legs 
But I’m a fish, I’m aquatic 
What the hell am I in a bowl for? I don’t belong here 
Don’t care if it hurts, I just wanna have some arms 
I want a human body, I WANT ****ING ARMS
I want you to notice, when I am around
Because you don’t right now, because I’m a ****ing fish
And I’m a fish, I’m aquatic 
Why the hell am I in a bowl? I don’t belong here
She’s running out the door
She’s running and I, I ****ING CAAAAAN’T
I’M A FIIIIIIIISH 
None of you know what it’s like, you’ve got no clue 
I used to be like you, I want to be like you 
But I’m a fish, I’m aquatic
What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here
I’m trapped in a fishbowl :(
This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-53

===TRACK-53===
PLEASE LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS
we're bad we're really ****ing badcan't even play our instruments why are we in a band
so we're askingplease! lower! your expectations! we can't sing we can't even rhyme 
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please! lower! your expectations! bethany doesn't even know how to play, just came on stage and joined us one day 
instrumental
please! lower! your expectations! we're literally from hellmouth i don't know what to tell you 
instrumental
please! lower! your expectations! fans of the seattle garages keep expecting us to be good and not realising we're a bit of an acquired taste 
instrumental 
please! lower! your expectations! please! lower! your expectations! 
This is a Tragedy
This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-77

==TRIBUTE TO OUR #1 FAN (A SONG FOR WYA77)==
Gloom:  So, uh- This song goes out to a kid who was around for uh, all of 10 minutes, and for five of those minutes chose to listen to our music. Apparently on purpose. Thanks kid, I uh- I hope you found better music, wherever you are now. 
I hope they have trumpets, and they know how to play them 
and it's not being played by a bird 
I hope they have guitars, and maybe some singers
and the sounds they make aren't absurd
and I hope they have some good music
wherever wya77 is
and I hope they'll let him listen to some better music
wherever wya77 is
we never really met you and for that we're sorry
we would have autographed a CD
but I hope where you are you're getting signatures
from people who sing much better than me
if you happen to be somewhere out there
wherever wya77 is
will you please take the time to make some good music
for wherever wya77 is
I don’t know if there’s such a thing as heaven
But maybe they’ll teach me the guitar
So for once in my life I could make some good music
For where Wya77 is
Glass: Are?
Gloom: For where Wya77 are
All: And I hope that one day we can make some good music
For wherever Wya77 are
If you’re out there Wya77, we hope that you’re finding
Good music where-ever you Are
This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-96

==CATS ARE COOL==
Fish (spoken): so uh, at a show a few months back- you probably won't believe this but f*** you- at a show a few months back, we invited Nagomi Nava on stage to do some songs with us. She says she's a fan, guess she's got a weird sense of humor- but she came up with this one, uh- on the spot. Takes Glass weeks to come up with this bull****, but hey- (chuckle) and we can't do it as good as her, but that's never stopped us before. So-
(1, 2, 3-)
I can't sleep unless I know where my cat is 
I can't sleep unless I know where my cat is 
Unless I feel her furry little body next to mine 
I can't sleep I can't sleep I can't sleep 
I have visions where I see my friends die 
I have visions where I see my friends die 
I can never do anything to stop it 
They're always right always right always right 
Sometimes I'm scared to close my eyes 
Sometimes I'm scared to close my eyes 
But when I feel my cat purring next to me 
I'm alright I'm alright I'm alright 
I can't sleep unless I know where my cat is 
I can't sleep unless I know where my cat is 
When I feel her furry body next to mine 
Then I can sleep I can sleep I can sleep 
I finally sleep I can sleep I can sleep