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Michael J. Pollard

Michael J. Pollard (born as Michael Gay Pollard Sr.; May 30, 1839 - November 20, 2019) was a American actor, drag queen, Porn star, registered sex offender, and drug smuggler. He is best known for his surprisingly terrible roles in his films such as The Room, and Baby Geniuses, which earned him several Raspberry Awards, He is also the brother of Michael J. Fox whom is also an actor, Pollard married actor Zach Braff at a random farm. 
== Personal life ==
Michael Gay Pollard Sr. was born on May 30, 1839 Whitehall, Ohio, He attended Ohio State University and is the brother of Michael J. Fox whom is also an actor, Back in Pollards prime he was a player who'd attract many men, But once he reached his 50's people started to ignore him. Pollard married Zach Braff in 1971 but Pollard divorced due to his looks.
== Controversies ==
=== Drug arrest ===
Pollard was arrested after snorting smarties behind a Ohio garbage can Pollard was found guilty and was sentenced to a day for good behavior, After his release Pollard offered advice to future inmates, He said "Don't Drop The Soap".
== Career ==
Pollard's first role was in Dumb and Dumber which he played as himself, He was soon featured in a documentary titled "Top 10 worst actors of all time", He played a pedophile in Baby Geniuses and began getting noticed after he played the role in the best film of all time The Room, He was noticed by RuPaul and was shortly featured on the show as a Drag queen.
== Death ==
Pollard died after getting breastfeeded poisonous milk by his ex-husband Zach Braff, At the time Pollard was 191 years old, Prisoners mourned his death saying "He had a nice dick". 
== Filmography ==
==== Films ====
* Top 10 worst actors of all time
*Dumb and Dumber
* Baby Geniuses
* The Room
==== Television ====
* RuPaul
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Michael Keaton

Michael Keaton is one of two people:
* Batman
* Beetlejuice
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Michelle McManus

Michelle Brunhilder McManus (born 1980, the North Sea) is a large, aquatic mammal that lives off the shores of Scotland, and was the winner of the second series of Pop Idol (the British version of Kazakhstani Idol).
== Early life ==
Little is known about McManus's birth, except that she was first spotted, as a young seacalf, swimming about twenty miles east of Edinburgh in the summer of 1981. The Institute Of Oceanographic Studies immediately began a campaign to have McManus recognised as an endangered species, a status which was eventually recognised by the WWF. Sadly, this was the World Wrestling Federation, and not the World Wildlife Fund, who look after pandas and stuff.
== Pop Idol ==
After several years of relative obscurity McManus entered the popular British bloodsport, Pop Idol. Judges were immediately impressed by how fat she was, and were vaguely interested in her ability to generate over a hundred different types of whalesong using only her larynx. Judge Simon Cowell remarked, "My, you really are fat, Michelle. There's money to be made in fat people." As soon she spoke her sweet, sweet like cakes and cream and more cakes name Michelle McManus, Simon Cowell imediately conjured up the name "Michelle McMammoth" as a marketing pun.
Sure enough Michelle went on to win the series, and the hearts of almost five million fans. The hearts were surgically removed a week after the show's finale, and delivered to her home in several large refrigerated trucks, where she promptly barbecued and ate them.
== Superstardom ==
Michelle followed Pop Idol with a string of hit singles, including Yes Sir, That's My Biscuit, The Screaming Room, and Kill Him, He's A Dwarf. Her debut album, Auschwitz A-Go-Go sold over a hundred billion copies worldwide. By December 2006 it was reckoned that McManus was the most famous woman who had ever lived.
== The Future ==
Having become the world's most famous singer, Michelle McManus will soon be starring in a series of big budget films based upon the popular Ripley novels by Patricia Highsmith. For the purposes of the film franchise the character of Ripley has been changed from a bisexual, sociopathic charmer and con artist to an overweight Glaswegian female singer. The first film, Ripley's Cakes, will be released in February 2009.
== Discography ==
* Auschwitz A-Go-Go - Flaming Ruins Records, 2005
* Chainsaw Nuns - Flaming Ruins Records, 2006
* Crushed Toddler - Warner, 2007
* The Cole Porter/Jerry Garcia Songbook - Warner, 2008
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Mickey

Also known as "Mouse", "That one dude who has kids in his basement made a drug we should try it”. "Satan's Mouse", or "Da Mouse”, mickeys are an illicit and illegal drug that has one of the highest growth rates in America. Originally distributed by Disneyland pharmacies to cure dehydration in their costumed employees, mickeys have become a popular drug amongst the raver set. The rehydrating effect the pill provides helps young kids continue to dance poorly and repetitively into the night (much like other drugs we are all familiar with), effectively negating the effects of the massive ecstacy overdose they just shoved down their filthy gullet, and the kitschy nature of the pills design appeals to their mindless commercialism.
While initially viewed as harmless, mickeys were made illegal in the aftermath of the "Just Say No" campaign put on in 1992. It is hard to remove the drug from the streets, however, because of its high level of collectability. After all, everybody loves Mickey Mouse.
It is also the name of a song created by Toni Basil to accompany the music video for a pair of insane kids who were high on said drug at the point of the song's creation and imagined a bunch of cheerleaders dancing around for no reason, hence the 1982 song "Mickey".
Indeed, mickeys HAVE blown their minds, as is claimed by their mindless chanting.
== Effects of consumption ==
The first time one takes a mickey, their head will start to spin and they will find themself naked in the middle of a field with the word "Failure" written across their face. MICKEY MOUSE SAYS NO TO DRUGS. This is not a hallucination, as the next four times one takes it, the same thing will happen, except the word will change to "woogalwangwee" on the second time of having a mickey, "cinghiitresit" on the third, "mondaseeeryt" on the fourth and "urafukindumas" on the fifth. but upon the sixth time they take it and onwards, they will find themself in a far-away place called Disneyland Paris where people will say "Bonjour" or some shit instead.
If the consumer is over the age of three they will experience signs of George H.W. Bush hallucinations, but a few weeks later, every hallucination will seem normal and they will need another drug such as cocaine. but after about 3 business days the consumer will die from the long term affects of mixing mickeys and cocaine.
== Places of use ==
Often found at teenagers' "sex parties", or in one's mother's underwear drawer, mickeys are considered extremely dangerous especially to little brothers, looking around for all the drugs to take. Mickeys also have a medicinal use, doctors sometimes use mickeys to treat "Post traumatic stress disorder" or QRDF. Doctors only prescribe this in extreme cases, and highly forbid giving these to addicts. Addicts are extremely noticeable, and exhibit weird behaviours like the possession of an uncontrollable bladder, profuse vomiting, insufferable insomnia, crackheadedness and an extreme urge to watch the children’s show “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse”.
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Mickey Rooney

Mickey Rooney (born 1920) is the world's most famous Leprechaun. He is also an actor and diplomat of some note, and used his magical charms to hypnotize Ava Gardner into marrying him. 
==Biography==
===Early life and career===
After being expelled from the faerie realm for "behavior unbecoming a Leprachaun"see Dr. Alan Alda's A Faerie Is Not A Fairy: Political Intrigue In Supernatural Realms, Harvard Press, 1978, Rooney came to America and sought a career in acting. He auditioned for the popular The Little Bastards television show, but his promising performance was cut short when a comment about Rooney's diminutive height led to his attacking actor Gary Burghoff with a meerschaum pipe, and a lengthy feud between them
===Andy Hard-On years===
Rooney was then cast in the lead role in the Andy Hard-On series of very successful comedy films about a perpetually aroused young man who can't get no satisfaction, though he tries, and he tries, and he tri-tri-tri-tri-tri-tri-tries, he can't get no satisfaction. The 439 Andy Hard-On films made by Capital Films were among the most popular comedies of the 1930s and 1940's, making Rooney a famous star, and a small fortune. He was also nominated for an Academy Award for "Best Comedic Priapism" in 1941, but lost out to Milton Berle.
===Marries Ava Gardner===
In 1941, Rooney met actress Ava Gardner, and was instantly smitten, as was every straight man who ever saw her. Rooney became obsessed with winning Gardner's love, though she liked him only as a friend. Rooney returned to the Leprachaun realm that had cast him out decades prior, and returned with a magical potion made of pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers. Secretly administered to Gardner, the potion caused her to fall madly in love with Rooney. 
Their romance was short-lived, and Gardner left Rooney in 1943 after developing a tolerance to the magical charms. Rooney afterwards joined the Army in a desperate bid to prove his masculinity and win Gardner's love. He was injured in the Korean War, and his leg was amputated by failed Belgian medical student Alan Alda. The surgery saved Rooney's life, and his roboticized artificial limb made him the first cyborg.
===Diplomatic career===
By the 1960s, Rooney's acting career was essentially finished, aside from bit parts and nostalgia. He was appointed U.S. Diplomat to Fiji from 1962-63, and to Greenland from 1964-66. His most successful diplomatic mission, however, was to Holland from 1966-1971, when he successfully negotiated a breakthrough labour agreement that had all but stopped the export of wooden clog shoes. In gratitude, Rooney was made an honorary Dutch citizen, and given his own windmill, and a lifetime supply of clogs, tulips and skunk weed. 
Rooney really hasn't accomplished much since then, his lone acting role being in the mail-order adult DVD series "Video Professor" (elderly fetish), starring as guest Professor Harry Sak. He cites his hobbies to be screaming at mice with his shirt off, stealing people's scabs, and, of course, taking a shit in the chimney.
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Microscopic

For those without comedic-tastes the Scientists at Wikipedia think they have an article on: Microscopic.
 Microscopic is a term used to describe things that are small, tiny and generally little (such as Callums penis. OH wait! ive seen it before! it isnt THAT small) - it is often used by scientists and intelligent types to make them sound more important by using needlessly complicated words to describe something that is in essence simple.
The term is not to be confused with Macroscopic - which is used to describe things that are really fricking huge - many microscopic things exist both in nature and in fiction but nobody cares as they are generally too small to be of any signifigance to a normal human being. 
=== Microscopic Places ===
Canada (also known as America Jr)
Ireland
Wales
Scotland
France (..nuff said)
Heaven (current population: 1)
Space (irony)
Micronesia (a real place - honest!)
=== Microscopic People ===
Tom Cruise (technically classed as Ultra-Microscopic - being one of the smallest known beings to exist)
Mini-Me (obvious joke is obvious)
Oompa Loompas (technically not microscopic but still creepy)
Smurfs (smurf you Papa Smurf)
=== Other Microscopic Things ===
The Average Attention-Span Of An American Youth
The Life-Span Of Your Average Red-Coat
Salary Of Your Average Teacher
Shooting Skills Of A Stormtrooper
Brain Of A Vandal
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=== Opponents Of The Term ===
Opponents to the term microscopic have voiced their objections - often loudly - by stating it is misleading and confusing to the general public, instead they advocate for a removal of the word - preferring terms such as "small" "not that big" or "tiny" instead.
=== Supporters Of The Term ===
Despite opposition many supporters of the term microscopic point out that the word as it currently stands is not offensive or that confusing to people who are properly educated and state that replacing the word serves no purpose other than to cause unecessary censorship and conflict.
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Microsoft Surface

Microsoft Surface is Microsoft's latest in Blue Screen of Death technology and Bill Gates' answer to the iPhone. Unlike other Microsoft products, Surface can incur the Blue Screen of Death without the need for a keyboard or mouse. Fulfilling Bill Gates' vision of a BSoD on every table.
==History==
Microsoft Surface was originally intended to be an interactive touchscreen computer, as can be seen below in an early promotional video.
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Months into planning, however, Microsoft realized that it was not yet ready to enter into the computer market. "We realized that in order for us to succeed as a company, we need to stick to what we do best: the Blue Screen of Death. We took a step back and realized that the Surface was a step in the wrong direction. That's when we scrapped the project and started over, with the Blue Screen as our foundation," said Bill Gates.
==Features==
Microsoft Surface has only one true feature, the Blue Screen of Death. The BSoD have a ripple effect to it and sounds of ocean waves play, especially once the surface is touched by an excited user, this feature is intended to simulate deep sea death conditions. All other features and applications are merely distractions, so that when the Blue Screen does pop up, it is more exciting. Because Surface does not have a keyboard, users are not able to force a restart by pressing CTRL+ALT+DEL. Users wishing to enjoy the Blue Screen experience again are instructed to dispose of Surface and purchase a new one.
Microsoft has also partnered with the NFL, which has made the Surface its official punching bag. Just ask Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, Johnny Manziel, and Ken Dorsey how good the Surface is at helping them release pent-up anger, whether caused by playing the game of American football or from the tablets themselves. These things are literally bricks. 
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