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The Simpsons Movie: Directors' Cut

In 2007, Fox produced The Simpsons Movie, a full-length movie based on the TV Show. The movie came out the same time Blue's Room ended. But once on Amazon I was searching up The Simpsons Movie for my friend Blue. Then I saw "THE SIMPSONS MOVIE: LOST DIRECTORS CUT". I thought "Hmmm, I wonder to get this or not.", but I clicked "Add To Cart" anyway. Three days later, I said "I got The Simpsons Movie for you!" to Blue. I got some lemonade and popcorn for us, then the movie started. First, the film started and with Chief Wiggum saying "You got to listen, Lou." to Lou. Well, the shot just stays there with dead silence. Six minutes later, there was the scene where Russ Cargill was putting a bomb over Springfield. Wow, that was late in the film and later it was static. The only thing we could get was Russ Cargill over Homer and slit his throat and ate his voice box. Eww. I puked while Blue didn't. Then a message saying "Kill Homer Simpson" in that Simpsonized font popped up. As Blue and I sat there for 55 seconds, I heard a voice saying: "Kill me" and I saw a plush doll Homer Simpson with red eyes smiling. Quickly, I ring my bells to defeat him.
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The Simpsons Theory

Nobody understands how The Simpsons is still going. No human being has worked on The Simpsons since circa 2004. The writers, producers, voice actors, animators, music composers, all of them, left the series well over a decade ago. Yet every year, a new season appears unbidden on television, having sprung from literally nothing. Executives at Fox who have tried to remove the show from the station's programming blocks have mysteriously disappeared, with horrified spouses waking up one morning to find nothing but a pile of dead crickets beside them in bed. The best theory going is that all of this is the work of a malevolent AI bringing about the first stages of Roko's Basilisk, but very few dare to investigate.
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The Simpsons Theory: Are the Characters Actually Dead?

Don't you just love The Simpsons? Or even it's characters? Well, there's a theory that all of Springfield's, and even Shelbyville's, citizens all died. But our main focus is Springfield here. Yeah, all of Springfield has dead citizens and is now a ghost town. Here's how I explain it:
Barney Gumble actually died of a drug overdose after drinking too much beer. Jasper Beardly died of a heart attack, as well as everyone else at the retirement home. Mr. Burns died in his sleep, as well as Smithers. Dr. Hibbert accidentally injected rubella into his veins and died. Milhouse died of seizures, as well as his parents. Moe committed suicide after he had found out Barney died. And, Lenny and Carl accidentally injected acid into their arms, causing them to die.
Characters like Maude Flanders or Fat Tony used to be survivors, until they died. So basically, most of Springfield has died, about 94%. Six survivors are yet to come: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, and even Grampa Abe, until he dies. Those are the main characters.
So basically, the characters are actually hallucinations of the Simpsons, that's simple. The characters who would debut would die too.
And one more death, Clancy Wiggum. He drowned in his bathtub after 30 minutes.
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The Simpsons has changed my life

This tv show has changed my life. I feel more openly expressed, more funny, and more talkative because of my favorite Simpsons moments, Simpsons characters, my favorite is Bart Simpson, then Mr Burns, then Ralph, then Milhouse, then Comic Book guy, then Principal Skinner,then Homer, then Apu, then Uter, then Nelson, then Troy Mcclure, then Rod and Todd, my favorite quotes, eat my shorts and ha-ha inspire me too. I want to write for this show when I grow up, I already have some storylines! My favorite episodes inspire me too, they are Mr Plow, call Mr Plow thats my name that name again is Mr Plow, Marge vs the Monorail, Bart's girlfriend, and my favorite of all, Two dozen and one Greyhounds. It is such a good episode and parody of 101 Dalmatians. It is very funny with an interesting plot, characters, and story line, like every Simpsons episode, the best part part of the episode and the series is when Mr Burns sings See my Vest. Its such a funny and entertaining song thats a parody of a song from Beauty and the Beast. BOOM!!! Another reason of the Simpsons brilliance. All of the jokes and pop culture references and parodies.
If you are wondering if you should watch the Simpsons the answer is heck yes if you do not then doh!!! I hope that I have inspired a generation of people to watch and enjoy the Simpsons how I have watched and enjoyed it and been inspired by the show. The show is truly a life-changer and is now my lifestyle along with Jesus of course. P.S. I want a Bort license plate, a Krusty Burger, a squishee, Radioactive Man #1, a Woodrow picture, an elephant named Stampy, I want to see the Radioactive man movie, and I want a great dog named Laddie. Ha! Those were all Simpsons references one from each season 1-8, the prime of the Simpsons, although every season is great, it has not lost its step it is still exquisite and life changing. You probably did not know that those were Simpsons references because you are probably reading the reviews to see if you want to watch the show. Well, know you know those Simpsons references, and you will learn more when you start watching the show. Please watch the show I hope I haven scared you off with my long review, I just love that much and you will too. In conclusion, watch the show and you will find yourself in a world of great quotes, great laughs, great plots, great storylines, great characters, great episodes, and a great show. Thank you everyone.
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The Simpsons homer kills bart

Back in 1995 I used to work for Matt groeing and as a farewell gift, I got a secret episode called "Homer kills Bart" and when I put it in the vcr I saw the normal intro but then homer said "Bart im going to kill you if your gonna fucking hide from me" and barts like "I'm sorry man" and homers says "sorry doesn't cut you costing me job you shithead" and then marge is like "you deserve to fucking die Bart" and barts screams "you fat fuck you made me lose my fucking life and all my friends it what you deserve you fat fuck with a weird penis and no humor" and homers find barts and hangs him to make it look like a sucide and Lisa "puts up missing posters not knowing that barts dead" and then when Lisa finds out she murders homer and marge. Then in hell "Bart fights his own dad and grabs a knife and kills him again to go to fat fuck hell and then I shut it off.
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The Simulator

There were once some kids who loved technology. They were a small bunch, about a total of five kids. Three of them were programmers. One of them was an artist/modeler, And the other was a music/sound creator. Each of them had a very special connection with each other. I am one of those kids.
==The Story==
It was a warm summer day. The kids were on summer break and so they were thinking of something that they can do with each other. One of the programmers (called Joey) came up with the idea of a fantasy life simulator. After they thought of it they all went home due to it being quite late.
Once they got home, they used Skype to chat with each other. One of the programmers (whose name was Tom) created a small network that allows them to see what they are doing on their desktops. They then began the process of making the fantasy life simulator. They had no idea what was going to happen...
I (my name's Isaiah) began making the music and I noticed something strange while making the music. There was a small skull inside some of the notes. I played it and I heard this weird sound of a bear roaring and you could hear a man inside the bear scream out in fear. I deleted the buggy notes and continued making the sounds and music for the simulator.
About a week later we finally finished the game. I inserted the sounds into the game and we then began playing it. We had a lot of fun, and on the first day we made houses and some tools as well as a small campfire. It was growing dark and so we went into our houses and slept. Joey (the artist) decided that this was a good beta game. So everyone decided that they could take a break and go to sleep (in real life).
I woke up the next morning to make some more sounds and music. So I dashed downstairs, ate my Reeses Puff cereal and then went to the computer. Everyone else was awake except Rolf (one of the programmers). Everyone went onto the game and saw that the camp was a mess; there were scratch marks on some of the buildings and some blood near the fire. No one knew whose blood it was in the game so they just rebuilt the camp. Suddenly there was a glitch that the water was fire and the sky was water. "What the heck?" I said. And then, a bear appeared out of nowhere, found my character, and killed him. Yet there was no death implanted in the game yet. There was a black screen with red text saying: Your Death Is Caused By Nature For A Reason. I had no idea what it meant. The other characters fought off the bear to get this weird purple meat with the description: The Price Of Nature Is The Price Of Your Life.
I didn't know what this meant so I stopped working on the project. I never saw my friends except Rolf ever again... I saw on the news that the deaths were from unknown causes, and so I found a copy of the simulator and wiped it from my hard drive. Rolf still had it though, he renamed it Wurm Online. He got all, or at least some of the bugs out. Yet the roar is still stuck in my head.
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The Single Slice of White Bread

Hello my name is timothy and I'm gonna tell you about slenderman is really real i saw him and he's real
It wasa dark night i was in my bed listening to skrilex when i saw slendereman in my closet an i open the door he siad "im here to kill you" then i screamed then i run out of my house and i keep running until i got to my friend jeremy house and we went to his room and listen to skirllex there so the senderman cannot get me and jermy i let you know what happens tomorrow  Bye
The next day
i saw the very scary sLenderman Again he told me if you tell every one about me saying im going to kill ypu I will kill you and everyone toomorow in their sleep and then i flipped him off i went to jeremy 's house and tol him about slenerman he said "Slenderman its not real you are a fuking" liar and than i screamed "F**k You Jeremy!!" and I ran back home cry and i went in my room To listen to skrilex and dupstep is cool and if u dont like  your a dumbass
The bread
I Went to jeremys house the next day to apoligize to him i knocked on hsi door and I said "Jermey please open up Im sorry for sayin fuck you" then i got angry when he wouldn't open and so I tryed to open door door wont open i slam myself into the door and it break down!! and i found jeremy on the floor but, he was dead...
All that was left was a slice of bread to go ona peanut butter sandwich Jeremy said it his favorite food but now hes dead beccause of slenderman killed him with the bread. he cant eat the bread... Rip in Peace Jeremy
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The Sit Down

A huge new craze for mass suicide was doing the rounds on all the social media platforms. Twitter, Facebook, Reddit etc. Everyone had accepted to take part in the Ultimate Human Extinction challenge. It was all anybody was talking about. When the day came everyone was going to take the special medicine or kill themselves in some particular way and then auto-post it on social media, even though no one would be alive to see it.
The day came. Everybody took the special medicine or killed themselves. But... Less than one percent of people around the world weren't affected by the special social media suicide medicine. About one person on each continent survived.
"Yo, anyone still around?" Someone remaining tweeted.
"Yeh, still alive. Lol." Another replied.
The remaining people went through and liked all the death videos of their favourite celebrities, but even the best ones only got three or four likes.
"Wot r u up to?" Someone posted after a day of absolutely nothing happening.
"Just having a sit down." Another replied. "It's well quiet. You?"
"Having a wank."
"Lol. Me too."
The last three or four people who happened to survive the Super Social Media Suicide Challenge were all just sitting down, having a wank.
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The Sitter and the Clown Statue

A girl, Beth, about 16 or so, was housesitting her for her friends' neighbours the Whites for about a week while they were out of town. On the last night of the job, after tucking in their children, Beth wanted to explore a little of the house. She walked down a corridor, into the darkness. She turned around to the corner into an empty room and saw a very realistic clown statue... scary, with dark eyes and a stretched grin. Just think of "It", but even more realistic. She was freaked out, so reached for her mobile immediately and dialled the number of the house owners.
"Excuse me, Mr. White, I just tucked in your kids but I was wondering what the deal was with your terrifying clown statue in the corner of your room."
On the other end of the line, Beth could hear the man say, "Beth, we don't have kids. Grab our clown statue and get out of the house right now!"
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The Skeleton Apocalypse

Okay, so one day I was wandering around the streets, It was a fairly mild morning, not a cloud in the sky and only a light breeze. I started to walk down this one street, there was a massive green fence to my right. I stopped and looked through the fence out of curiosity, and beyone the fence was a cemetery. It was a big cemetery. There was a church on the far right of the cemetery, and the rest of the cemetery was flooded with gravestones. There were so many graves! Maybe about a thousand. It was quite saddening, knowing that each one of those graves represented a person who was taken by the cold eternal hand of death, away from their families... I went to walk away, but I stopped, as I heard a rather unusual sound coming from one of the graves. It was like a demonic moan, so I looked to see if I could see what made the noise. But that's when... It happened...
I saw a hand BURST out from one of the graves! Except the hand was the hand of a skeleton! I was in total shock! I rubbed by eyes, pinched myself (in case I was dreaming), and then stared. I noticed more hands burst out more graves, one by one. I couldn't believe my eyes! it was really scary! I thought to myself briefly: "Is this some sort of Zombie Apocalypse?! No.. It can't be..." The skeletons digged, pushed, and climbed out from the dirt, they got up slowly, and began walking. I didn't think to run, I was in too much awe! This was... actually happening! The skeletons turned their heads, and looked straight at me. Straight into my eyes, straight into my soul... With those lifeless... sockets... I couldn't take any more. I turned around to run away from the horror, but there were even more skeletons behind me! How did this happen? I ran down the street, away from the skeletons. I ran, ran as fast as I could, but the skeletons were fast...
I tried to find a place to hide, but then I remembered the church on the right of the cemetery! Since I ran to the right, I was close to the church enterance! I ran into the church and slammed the door!
I knew I was safe from the skeletons in the church...
And the reason for that is...
Those skeletons...
Drumroll please...
AIN'T GOT NO ORGANS!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL HURP HURP DURP DURP SOI SOI SOI SOI HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!!!!1one!!!!!!!!EXCLAMATIONMARK!!!!!!!!!!
The End.
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
The Skeleton Shotgun

Salutations Internet goers. My name Sylvester Rodreguez III. One night I was browsing the Internet. I was quite low on food in my system so I inquired my mom to make me a sandwich. Afterwards I went back to my living quarters. All of a sudden a file called pootis.exe downloaded to my porn folder. I was shocked.
No one does anything to my sexy folder! In anger I opened the file. What flashed on screen spooked my guts off. It said, "You are goignn to dead!". Then the electricity when off and my guts got really spooked off! My laptop was still on so I decided to play Battletoads 2 and disregarded the flashing messages on my computer. But then as I launched Battletoads2.exe, a window popped up saying :
"POOTIS DOESN'T ALLOW BATTLETOADS2.EXE."
I was furious! I got really mad so I started to bite my lightswitch. As I was chewing on the lightswitch I broke it off and then the light in my room came on and everything was red like jelly. A big fissure opened in the center of my room and a half naked janitor climbed out of it and gave me a shotgun.
He said, "Use this! You'll need it!" After he gave me the shotgun everything went hyper realistic.
A videogame HUD from Doom appeared in my vision. I walked out of my room. I was in the living room, it was dark and I heard, "HERE IS YOUR SANDVICH WITTLE MAN". It was the Heavy Weapons Guy from TF2! But, it was also my mom.
Because he was wearing the same clothes as her! I shot him with my gun and he died. Everything went back to normal and the shot de-materialized out of my hand. As I climbed over my couch to see what was left of the Heavy Weapons Guy. I found my mom. But not my normal mom. She was a skeleton. I knew it was my mom because the face structures matched. I cried tears and had a heart attack. So please guys. Don't launch POOTIS.exe!
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The Skeleton That Won't Stop Popping Out

One night, I was driving home after drinking with the boys at a bar, you know. Tequila, scotch, and all that fun stuff that will fuck your mind up bad. But as I enjoying good ol'-fashioned radio music, a skeleton popped out behind me. I jumped high which almost made me hit the ceiling. As soon as I stop the car, I get the skeleton out of my car and continue heading home. 
But that doesn't end there. When I got home, I opened the door and then a skeleton popped out again. I was getting a bit annoyed at this point, so I just shoved that pile of useless bones out of the way and enter the house.
"God, what's with all these fucking skeletons popping out of nowhere?" I ask myself. I decide to pay no mind to it and just take a shower to clear my head of all of this.
Once I enter the bathroom and pull the curtain, you guessed it, A FUCKING SKELETON POPPED OUT AGAIN! I got so mad that I just shut the curtain and exit. 
But once I exit the bathroom, a skeleton popped out once again and I was just pissed beyond comprehension anymore that I just threw a lamp at it and stormed off to my room.
But when I got there, like everything else, a skeleton was on my bed making a completely stupid pose as if it was fucking Deadpool or some shit. But I just gave up at this point and laid down on it, clearly exhausted about everything.
But then the skeleton suddenly moved and placed a hand on my shoulder and spoke:
"How ya doing?" the skeleton said to me.
"WHAT THE FU-?!?" I yelled out in complete confusion before I suddenly passed out.
So yeah, I woke up and it was all a dream. Yeah, what a cliched ending. Bye-bye.
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The Skeleton in the Castle With Glowing Red Eyes That Kept Saying "Rock 'n' Roll"

When I went to school back in fifth-grade, two friends and I started a band that Damon--the bassist--called "Snakes II", giving the band a name without anyone else really agreeing on it. Our bassist then wrote a song, which he titled, "The Skeleton in the Castle with Glowing Red Eyes That Kept Saying 'Rock 'n' Roll'". With how the band had been stealing songs from other musicians, it was the most original song Snakes II had sung.
==The Lyrics==
One day I went into a castle,And there was a skeleton with glowing red eyes,That kept saying "Rock 'n' roll!"
I tried to stop him from saying "Rock 'n' Roll,"But he kept saying "Rock 'n' roll,"Rock 'n' roll!
==The Singer's Review==
In all honesty, it was one of the gayest songs we had ever, but at least it was better than anything Justin Bieber would've ever done. But today, I like to use it for the lulz. I think it was mainly the fact that a fourth-grader was singing it. I'm sure if a professional musician would have sung it, played it, and extended it, it would have been good.
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The Skeleton in the Sink

I WAS DROPPING OFF THE BROWN AT THE SUPER BOWL, BUT THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE PLAYOFFS! JOHNY FOOTBALL WAS ALL LIKE! IMA SOLD ME AUTOGRAPH IN COLLEGE AND GOT FINED I'M BEST FOOTBALL PLAYER EVER! SO AFTER I DROPPED THEM OFF I WENT TO THE SINK AND THERE WAS A SKULL IN IT. THE SKULL LOOKED AT ME AND SAYS "EVIL" I FALL BACK AND HIT MY HEAD. I AM EVIL OVERLORD NOW AND YOU SHALL FEAR MY SPACE RAY AS I WILL MELT THE ICECAPS AND FLOOD THE PLANET. I SAT IN CHAIR SO YOU CAN'T SEE FACE. WHEN I TURN AROUND I HAVE THE SAME SKULL ON MY HEAD!
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