Smiling Friends Lost Episode: EVERYTHING HURTS

I remembered that I didn't order this package like it was yesterday...
In the porch of my house, I found a package containing a CD Case inside what appears to be a DVD Disc both written in permanent markers, both case and disc "SMILING FRIENDS LOST EPISODE". I didn't even know how that Disc got here in the first place...But apparently, the "SMILING FRIENDS LOST EPISODE" was meant to be a final episode from season 1 called "Everything Hurts." 
This lost episode of Smiling Friends follows the events of "Desmond's Big Day Out" where it left off, but due to dark tones and themes unsettling for viewers that was about to ruin the show for the fan-base, Adult Swim decided to put the first season of Smiling Friends on-hold fur purposes and the lost episode was partially trashed, being replaced with the Christmas episode, "Charlie Dies and Doesn't Come Back." I always thought that episode was destroyed and lost forever when it's still here, in package and disc. I had no idea, I gently picked up the package and took it home, and then opened it.
I popped the disc open from the case, I don't know which DVD player should I pop in...luckily, I found the one that my parents owned, It was probably an outdated BluRay player on the Phillips. I insert the Disc in the DVD Player and said "Let's see what this "Lost Episode" of this show looks like..." to myself.
The disc then loaded and there was a title with no rainbow logo, no funny jingle music, just an Arial white text reading "SMILING FRIENDS.", then we cut to the title card, but with a bloodied font and the red text saying "EVERYTHING HURTS." It obviously sounded like a title card of "Red Mist" a supposedly lost Spongebob episode. Then the episode began outside the Smiling Friends Inc, but it was windy and gray outside for 10 seconds. Then we cut inside the small charity company itself, but...everything seemed quiet. Charlie Dompler, was sitting on the table in the main lobby watching a static screen on TV hanged up on the ceiling...but something's wrong with him, he had anxiety and had bags under his eyes as if he looked tired and overworked. And why was Charlie so anxious, so glum? It's because...Pim hasn't come to work today. That sounded sad because Charlie and Pim were best friends.
Then I see Alan, making dinner by chopping good while Glep sleeps in the bean bag just like the first episode, that seemed quite normal until I saw Alan, turning his head to a gloomy Charlie, he walked to Charlie with an apron telling him what's wrong...then Charlie sighed, responded in a depressive tone with...
"Oh, nothing...It's just...about my buddy. He hasn't come to work today since the last time."
"Oh, I see..." Alan said as he puts down his cleaver he used for cooking as he sits down and talks to a despondent Charlie. 
"I felt the same, Charlie...Pim was our lovable lad dedicated to help people smile and everything...but since that day during the same time I tried to catch that mouse...he hasn't come to work today...But don't worry, we'll try to get our close friend yet." Alan said in a sad tone while tearing up.
"...Maybe he was still at home. Why don't you go check on him first while I cook, okay?" Alan asked as he stopped crying, but still with a sad look on his face. Charlie then nodded as he silently exit the lobby, with a worried look on his face. As Charlie left, Alan then clutched his fists, shaking and then...he broke down into realistic tears. I've never seen Alan cried like that before...this moment was so deep for a Lost Episode like that. I silently watched the moment until I get to the part...where there was a shadow on Alan's face, his fists shake faster, and his pupil shrunk down...I don't get it, was there something involving Pim not going to work today? Was he about to have a mental breakdown...or something drastic like that? Alan then turned his head and see a cleaver that he used to cook from early. ...I don't understand, what's happening with him right now? What was he going to do with the cleaver already? ...Maybe he'll use it to calm his nerves by chopping lettuce.
Just as Alan was about to pick up his cleaver, the scene cuts to black via static for less than 5 seconds, then the scene cuts to where Charlie was driving a car with a signature Smiling Friends logo on top, driving to Pim's house. His expression was looking worried, wondering if something bad happened to him or maybe something else might've cause him not to go to work today, was he humiliated? Did anyone did any harm to him? What else did something wrong happened to him?
Charlie drove to Pim's house and he parked the car, after parking the car, Charlie reached to his house and knocked on the door...he didn't expect the answer, since he didn't hear the door knocking. Luckily, Charlie found that the door was unlocked, he opened the door and lets himself in. As he lets himself in and looks for Pim. 
While looking for Pim, Charlie said "...Pim? Pim? Where are you?" just before he reaches upstairs to Pim's room.
Outside Pim's room, Charlie then knocks on his door. "Pim, It's me, your best friend, Charlie! Hello?! I...I just wanted to know why you haven't come to work today, buddy..." said Charlie with a worried look on his face...but no avail, there was no response. I knew Charlie didn't want to enter his room like this...what if it's some kind of breach of privacy? What if he's coping with himself? Was there anything up with him?...But he really left him no choice, does he? Charlie was shaking and sweating, he was getting so nervous...but he then took a deep breath in a matter of seconds, he stopped...he never felt so confident. 
Charlie then opened the door gently, and quietly went to Pim's room...
"....Hey, uhh...Pi--"
Just then, Charlie's speech was interrupted in shock on what appears to be Pim, he looked like what happened to him after the events of Desmond's Big Day Out...but he doesn't look wrinkly and shriveled up, he looks normal just like what Pim usually looked like throughout the show...no five-o-clock shadow on his face...but just himself looking gray with baggy eyes, no scribbles on his eyes, just big black pupils. But...what's more devastating and disheartening? There was a noose on his neck, meaning...Pim had soon hanged himself...as Charlie Dompler watched, devastated in tears, thinking "this can't be real and has to be a nightmare."
What the hell?...I can't believe it...I've never seen Pim commit suicide in one episode after a long while of depression since the incident...does that mean Charlie was too late by the time he got to his house?? Pim would NEVER do this...there's no way this can be happening. Everything looked a bit "normal" at the beginning until this moment. I REALLY can't believe my eyes are showing me...Charlie could've came earlier if Pim never took on his own life...
Then, the scene cuts to black for a few seconds before a drawing of Pim and Charlie appeared with the crudely drawn words "B̷̢̯̩̮̌̾̉͝E̴̼̟̥͚͈͂̈S̵̨͈̋͠T̵̡̥͓̫͈̞͇̺̈̎̓̏́́̆͊ ̷̢͉̳̥̱̯͙̻͐̔̈́̅͝F̷͎̮̯͈̈̏R̴̼͂͗͐̈́Ĩ̷̪̠͇̗̲͚̘̗̐͐́̊͘͘̚E̴̩̰̘̙̠̦̲͊͂̚N̷̠͖̅̽D̴̛͓͕̪̋̊̈̋͑̚͜S̶̢̗̮̩̜͇̓͜ ̷̜̒̀̿̔̓́͝F̷̩͈͆͂̅̔̎̑̃O̴̧̺̺͈̗̯̰͌͝R̷̜̥̍̂̓́̑̎Ȇ̷͇̃̆͂̆̋͘V̵̙̦̣̎͑̎̋͆E̷̺̓́̑̈́́̚͠͝R̷̡͇̬̃͛͐̓̆̚.̷͕̙͉͖̲̰́̈̚" in it. Distorted, gltiched voices of Charlie and Pim then said the same thing as the words does in a crude drawing of themselves...oddly enough, that sounded like what a corrupted cartoon character sound like in Learning with Pibby. Then the scene cuts out to black shortly before we cut back to the exterior view of the Smiling Friends Inc. Charlie then parked the car again to the small charity company as he sighed and sadly opened the door, and lets himself. As Charlie lets himself in the door, we cut to the interior of the small charity company...but something's wrong...
"A-Alan? I got some-- OH MY GOD!!"
Charlie then noticed a VERY gruesome sight in the company while he was gone to Pim's house...Not only there was lots and lots of blood, there were a bunch of corpses everywhere! As Charlie Dompler silently walked to the main lobby, mortified and shocked...he saw corpses of his girlfriend, the Squatter, Party Bro, Dave, Shrimpina, DJ Spit, and even Mr. Man. When he reached to the main lobby, he saw even more corpses...Desmond, Mr. Frog, Shrimp, the mascots of Salty's, The Boss, and...even Glep...poor little guy...Charlie could've tried defending them if he didn't leave the company for a while...did he? Charlie then noticed Alan again from earlier, but he oddly looked alive...but something's is...a little off with him, he was shaking with his hands clutched together.
Charlie then meekly asked Alan a question, sweating... "Uhhh...Alan? Wh-why are there so many dead bodies in this place? W-was there a serial killer on the loose or something?" 
Alan then take out a butcher's knife and said... "There was so serial killer...the reason for those dead bodies you noticed...WAS ME!!" During his speech, Alan turned to Charlie, with an insane look on his face as he threw the Butcher's knife into the wall next to Charlie...what a second, Alan had killed everybody in which answers a question to why he grabbed a cleaver from earlier. So that mean Alan was completely out of his mind?! What's going on?!
"I-I was making some lunch, Ch-Charlie...I overdid it do I?!" Alan said in an insane tone
Charlie then yelled out "ALAN, ARE YOU CRAZY!? YOU...YOU...YOU KILLED EVERYBODY WHILE I WAS GONE TO LOOK FOR MY BEST FRIEND?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!"
"I'm sorry, Charlie...I have to do this to clear my mind off." Alan said again in an insane tone as he kept twitching
"You...Cleared your mind off...BY MASS MURDER?!" Charlie yelled again as he clutched his fists and then said "I can't believe it...that was a vulgar action you've done. I could've fend everyone for myself if I wouldn't leave the company to check on my closest friend..." Charlie started shaking and tears up a little just before Alan took out a kitchen knife "I'm sorry old pal...The voices in my head told me to do it...but YOU left me no choice." Alan then points the knife as Charlie, scaring him a little. "I swear when you lost the fight, you'll end up like people we used to know from the ground...I'LL GIVE YOU A FIVE MINUTES HEAD-START, OLD PAL!! YOU MAY COMMENCE RUNNING OR DIE!!" Alan then laughed in a maniacal manner as Charlie gasped in a shock as he yelled out "AW SHIT!!" and ran. There was a chase scene involving a crazy Alan with a knife and Charlie Dompler, giving me the vibes of every chase scene in every psycho killer/slasher movies...then, it ended with Charlie, finding a gun that usually belongs to Desmond. Just before Alan was about to finally corner him, Charlie grabbed a shotgun from Desmond and shot out the knife and Alan's shoulder right into the wall. Yikes.
Alan weakly said "Ch-Charlie...W-Why did you do this to me? WHY?!" Charlie he puts down Desmond's gun as he sighed then said...
"I can't believe I'm saying this but...listen, Alan, you said I have to go check on Pim while you're "cooking". When I get to his home, I tried knocking but there was no answer...thankfully, I let myself in and when I get upstairs, I tried calling him and knocking on the door...there was still no answer. I thought something's up to him...but he left me no choice, I gently opened the door and then...I was too late. The reason why Pim hadn't came to work is because he can't seemed to get happy anymore...he'd killed himself. If he wouldn't do that, I could've come here earlier to him. But while I was away, I thought you were still cooking...but when you took out the cleaver, you completely lost your mind. You've started going crazy and...and...you killed everybody before I came back to inform you...and when I came back, I saw that everyone I know...have died, I have no idea...but...it turned out you killed everybody including The Boss, Glep, and my girlfriend all along and you've could've gotten me killed..."
Charlie tears up as Alan took a deep breath, and weakly with his shrunken down, shaking pupils again "I-Is that all true?? D-Did Pim just...Did I?"
"Face it, Alan..." Said Charlie as he put his hand on to his bleeding shoulder, shedding a tear "Pim just took on his own life today, you've committed a mass murder in the company without realizing you've driven to insanity. This goes to show you that...Everything...just hurts."
Alan's pupils shaken a bit as he then shed a tear with an insane smile on his face. He said "Okay..." as he took out his knife again from early "You've FINALLY spoke out...and I guess you were right. EVERYTHING HURTS!" What got me surprised there was a title drop in Alan's line, then...I got to the most gruesome and disturbing part where Alan then grabbed his knife and stabbed himself in the chest multiple times and it escalates to the part where he stabbed himself through the heart, and then...he fell down as he bled and died. I was shocked and devastated cause I thought the part involving Pim's suicide was worse...I couldn't believe my eyes involving Alan stabbing himself. Charlie then started to cry as he gets down on his knees...but he was crying, realistically.
"I can't believe it...this is all my fault...I should've let Alan come with me to check on Pim...I CAME TO LET TO WATCH MY BEST FRIEND DRIVE HIMSELF TO SUICIDE WHILE ALAN KILLED EVERYTHING AND NOW EVERYONE I KNOW INCLUDING MY CLOSEST FRIENDS HAD DIEEEEEEEE̸͎̖̥̜̞͂̉̏̂̽̅͜͜͠͠Ë̴̻̬͈̠̝̙̹͓́͒͊͛̾͒̔Ȩ̵̙͍̦̪̳̽͂͗̾Ȩ̵̙̱͖̼̔́Ė̴̡̱̐̊͆̑E̴̡̬͇̠̐Ḙ̶̃̑͊͂̊̚̚͝E̶͈͈̙͎̙̲͐̾̊̕͠-̸̡̠͋̐̚͠-̶̬̔̽͐͆̀̽͜"
Charlie's line was glitching as he clutched his head eyes being shadowed and the white words reading "IT'S ALL MY FAULT!" which was one of the most unnerving parts...so unnerving that it glitched out to black before cutting to a simple zooming-out photo of Charlie, Pim, Alan, and Glep in the background behind the company together. It was completely normal at first before it glitched out to the part where there was static, cutting to the the photo glitching out, then the four critters' faces being scribble out, and then finally...blood on the entire photo while zooming out. And then, the static cuts back to black...then in the matter of seconds, it fades in back to Charlie Dompler, fully miserable and crying near a corner of the main lobby of Smiling Friends Inc. with his dead friends, his dead boss, and his dead girlfriend. Then, there was a short clip show of the episodes starting from Desmond's Big Day Out to Frowning Friends, but with no audio, just fully monochromatic. After the clip show, it cuts back to the same place where a fully despondent Charlie was crying in the corner with some corpses of the people he knew. As the fully depressed Charlie stopped crying, he then puts down the body he hugged moments ago. 
As he keeps shedding more tears after all these deaths, Charlie then decided it's time for him to end it all as he looked at Desmond's gun from earlier. As Charlie picked up Desmond's gun and looked at the end...the dark deep voices started repeating the words "Do it." multiple times as the static amplified more and more. When the Static stops and cleared out, the last deeper voice said "DO IT." one more time...Charlie then grabbed a shotgun and then placed it on the front of his face (or possibly in the mouth), the screen fades out to black one last time before Charlie shot himself with a loud "BANG!" sound. I was disturbed at the end when I heard a loud shotgun sound...I don't believe it, after all these deaths, Charlie couldn't take it anymore...since everyone he knew have died...so, he finally took on his own life by shooting himself with Desmond's own gun he used back in the first episode.
Then I go to the credits just like everyone seen it in every episode of Smiling Friends...but with a variation, it was all gray, and there was no music...despite it looked the same as any other credits in the episode of Smiling Friends...except for that final after-credits image, but instead of the "In Loving Memory" gag...I get to see Charlie's corpse with his eyes shadowed out after his suicide with the bloodied words "THE END." under him.
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