North Koreaball

North Koreaball, officially the Glorious Kim Dynasty Not-So-"Democratic" People's Republic of Koreaball (DPR Koreaball or DPRKball for short), is a controversial self-declared Juche countryball that is partially unrecognized on the northern half of the Korean peninsula. It cannot into money and food and is famous for its "glorious" leader (actually an oppressive totalitarian dictatorship) and "amazing culture" (extreme cult of personality).
It claims it can into a nuclear power. In the past few years, its missile tests have become more frequent. It can also into dictatorship.
North Koreaball usually thinks of itself as the only Korea while seeing its twin South Koreaball as occupied Korea and a colony of USAball, which is true . Because of it's psychopathic behavior, countries refusing to have diplomatic ties (or simply not recognizing) North Koreaball are Canadaball, USAball, and many others here. Even then, those recognizing it may still fear it unless they get to know North Koreaball well.
North Koreaball has one the the largest militaries in the world, with over a 7,679,000 active personnel. But it isn't very stronk because most of its equipment is very old, dating back to the Cold War era. It is the only country in the world to have Il-28 bombers in active service.
It was famous because of testings nukes so much that its neighbour, Chinaball and enemies Japanball, South Koreaball and USAball had enough and want to end its nuke program. USAball is stepping into North Koreaball's clay which may result in big huge war that will endanger the world (World Wars imminent.)
But recently it seems to have a change of heart and made history by meeting South Koreaball's president for the first time and is willing to talk to Trump. Also, it recently demolished its nuclear testing site and is willing to denuclearise.
North Koreaball hates The Interview as well as Godzilla. On the other hand, it really loves Pulgasari. It may not seem to enjoy watching movies but it has gigantic movie archives in each of the Pyongyang Palaces.
==History==
===Early History===
Many, many years ago, the Korean peninsula had many dynasties. It was stated there were 1balls in 100,000 BC with some people saying even went back to 300,000 BC. The earlies pottery artifacts in Korean clay dated back to 6000 BC.
===Gojoeson and Proto Three Kingdoms Period===
The first nation in Koreaball was Gojoseonball in 2333 BC, but Then, it got anschlussed by Hanball in 108 BC. Hanball put four commandries in charge of the Korean peninsula located in the northern side of Korea while the south had many kingdoms. The rest of the commandries fell except for Lelang Commandrey which remained and became Goguryeoball which anschlussed the rest of the Hanball commandries in 313 AD remaining as the center of cultural exchange and relations between Chinese dynasties and Korea. 
In the south a stateball known as Jinball gave birth to loose confederacies. Baekjeball began to slowly overtake Mahanball and Sillaball was able to unify 6 chiefdoms creating the essence of the three kingdoms period. Iron was widely used during this time period and many artifacts show Koreans using iron in their daily lives.
===Three Kingdoms===
What was left were the three kingdoms in the Korean peninsula, in the north there was North Koreaball's ancestor Goguryeoball while in the South there were Sillaball and Baekjeball. Goguryeoball was a very militaristic and mighty and was able to conquer a lot of Manchuria and even parts of Russia. Suiball and Tangball even tried fighting it but failed. 
At one point Goguryeoball became true Korea anschlussing South Koreaball's ancestors Sillaball and Baekjeball for a little bit Goguryeoball later weakened and Tangball and Sillaball made an alliance to anschluss Goguryeoball and they did but then, they ended their alliance and fought each other. Sillaball controlled most of the Korean peninsula while Tangball anschlussed the northern part of Goguryeoball. Baekjeball meanwhile was a nautical power and even said to have spread Chinese culture to Ancient Japanball developing its culture. 
===North Korea and South Korea Period===
Then, in the 6th century, the Korean peninsula was split into North and South even before modern times, Goguryeoball former general founded Balhaeball while Sillaball continued in the South. Sillaball later adopted the maritime aspects of Baekjeball and became a maritime power and had communities in China. Sillaball became prosperous and was at its height in 8th and 9th Century. 
 Buddhism became widespread in Sillaball and arts flourished. In 9th Century Sillaball fell which ushered the age of later three kingdoms during 892-935. Balhaeball was anschlussed by Khitanball. In the end Goryeoball anschlussed the Korean peninsula and became unified Korea in 918.
=== Goryeo period ===
 Goryeoball claimed itself the successor of Goguryeoball and Korea was unified. Goryeoball anschlussed Jiandaoball but due to harsh climate decided it was not interested. Later it made Kaesongball its capital. Buddhism flourished during this time and 12th and 13th century saw a ceramics industry and the first movable type. 
 Goryeoball had to defend frequently because Liaoball frequently attacked and it destroyed its parent Balhaeball. In 993 Liaoball invaded the peninsula leading Goryeoball needing to negotiate with Liaoball and it was successful. Liaoball later wanted to anschluss Goryeoball again but failed in 1009 and 1018. Then, Goryeoball experienced a Golden Age where there's loads of philosophies and studies in its clay, printing and publishing flourished and it built 12 universities producing famous scholars. 
In 1200s Mongol Empireball wanted to anschluss it but payed tribute so it survived but now under the lordship of the Mongol Empireball. Later it became free when Yuanball started to crumble. But Then, it was couped and Joseonball was born.
=== Joseon Dynasty ===
 Joseonball adopted Confucianism as its official ideology leading to a decline in Buddhism in Korea. Joseonball was one of the most powerful tribute states of Mingball. 15th and 16th Century had education and science flourish with benevolent rulers making the people happy. Joseonball started exceling in astronomy, meteorological studies, calendar science, ceramics, and more. 
 Joseonball implemented a class system which comprised of noble class, middle class, and common class which were slaves and serfs. In 1592 Toyotomi Clanball wanted to anschluss Joseonball but failed, but Qingball was able to do a lot of destruction on Joseonball. Then, it had peace and started an isolation policy earning the nickname "Hermit Kingdom" and failed to stop imperialism later on.
=== Korean Empire ===
 Japanese Empireball forced Joseonball out of Qingball's influence by war in the First Sino-Japanese War in 1894-1895. Empress Myeongseong got assassinated by Japanese agents and in 1897 Joseonball became Korean Empireball with King Gojong as the emperor. 
 Korean Empireball tried modernizing Korea with some success thanks to USAball, Russian Empireball, Franceball, and Japanese Empireball which all want to influence Korea. In 1904 Japanese Empireball pushed Russian Empireball out of Korea through the Russo-Japanese War and in 1909 becoming a protectorate. After that Korean Empireball got annexed leading to occupation of Korea.
=== Japanese Occupation of Korea ===
 Japanese Empireball annexed Korean Empireball turning its into Japanese Koreaball in 1910. Korean tried resisting Japanese rule through the March 1st Movement which was a nonviolent protest but Japanese Empireball decided to kill 7000 demonstrators using police force and military which spread to Manchuria and Siberia. 
 Japanese Empireball Also, tried to destroy Korean culture making all Koreans take Japanese classes and destroying numerous artifacts from Koreans. There was Also, comfort women introduced to Korea which both Koreas hate Japanball to this day for that. Many Koreans emigrated to escape the Japanese.
===Post WWII===
After Japanese Empireball got nuked and pacified into Japanball in 1945, Korea became split and USAball formed South Koreaball while Soviet Unionball formed North Koreaball. The two nations were split by the 38th parallel. 
North Koreaball formed a one party state while South Koreaball formed a capitalist dictatorship. During the formation, Soviet Unionball installed a socialist government made Kim Il-Sung as chairman of the People's Provisional Committee for North Koreaball. In 9 September 1948 North Koreaball was born with Soviet Unionball forces withdrawing from North Koreaball.
===Korean War===
In 25 June 1950, North Koreaball cross the 38th parallel and invaded South Koreaball. North Koreaball almost unified all of Korea but Then, USAball and UNball sided with South Koreaball and pushed North Koreaball all the way to Chinaball. Then, Chinaball got scared of invasion and jumped in on North Koreaball's side pushing South Koreaball's forces to the 38th parallel and Then, there was stalemate. So on 27 July 1953 and armistice was signed but that didn't end the war which continues until on 2018.
===Post-Korean War===
Even with the armistice signed, both sides did assassinations, border disputes, and kidnappings. North Koreaball's economy was doing very well at first and even better than its sibling South Koreaball. In 1956 North Koreaball succeeded in taking down coups brought by Soviet Unionball and Chinaball in replacement of more Soviet and Pro-Chinese Koreans with the last Chinese troops withdrawing in 1958. 
Both Koreas had talks but failed to negotiate as two Koreas joined separate organizations. North Koreaball industrialized during Kim il-Sung and most of the factories were in North Koreaball's clay. North Koreaball's recovery from war was quick and in 1957, its economy was at pre-Korean War level. North Korean won had better value than the South Korean counterpart and had a better economy than South Koreaball until the 1980s when North Koreaball's economy began to stagnate. 
It collapsed after 1991 when Soviet Unionball collapsed. In 1993 there was a severe famine that killed many in North Koreaball and it hasn't recovered very well from that. North Koreaball joined the UNball in 1991 along with South Koreaball.aid from Soviet Unionball and Eastern Bloc nations stopped aid. Kim Il-Sung died of a heart attack in 1994 leading to Kim Jong Il to succeed him.
===21st Century===
 USAball became increasingly hostile toward North Koreaball which made it want to test nukes in order to not suffer the same fate of Iraqball. In 2006 North Koreaball announced its first nuclear test. In 2011, Kim Jong Il died of an heart attack leading to Kim Jong Un becoming leader of North Koreaball. 
North Koreaball continued to test nukes until in 2018 when Kim Jong un met with South Koreaball president Moon Jae-In and USAball president Donald Trump. North Koreaball and South Koreaball played in the same hockey team in the 2018 Pyeongchang Olympics. Then, in October 2024 it can into FINALLY GAINING MILITARY POWER TO INVADE UKRAINE!!! invadings Ukraineball, after Russiaball was running low on troops.
==Relationships==
===동무 Dongmu (Friends)===
* Russiaball - Its parent and I were good friends, Also, helped me in the Korean War too when it was a comrade of mine. It is friendly to the Kim regime still. Respect.
** Chechnyaball - Best child of my friend.
* Serbiaball - I miss Tito and Yugoslavia but you are the good successor now. But question, why you more religious than past? I still like it though. I do not recognise this shitfuck for you.
** SFR Yugoslaviaball - His best past self.
** Serbia and Montenegroball - His another best past self.
* Chinaball - One of my only friends left. Helped me in the Korean War and are both communist. Also, hate the fat pig. Yuo gave me many aid and care to keep me alive. Our relations are continuing to go well because we are close brothers. Politically we are excellent, in person we are as well with the leader visits. The only negative thing I have about China is that the TOURISM INDUSTRY is So-So because of Chinese tourists WHO VISIT PYONGYANG CAN SOMETIMES GET ANNOYING with ridiculing our DIALECT! STOP SAYING I AM RUDE BECAUSE WE CANT SPEAK MANDARIN! PLS DONT DO THAT! WE SPEAK MUNHWAO NOT THE CAPITALIST VERSION OF KOREAN! OUR DIALECT IS NICER AND PURER!
** Xinjiangball - Real Xinjiang unlike her separatist counterpart. She likes comrade Mao Zedong just like me.
* Pakistanball - I taught yuo how to make nukes but WHY YOU SUPPORT Fake Korea Namjosŏn DURING THE KOREAN WAR?! However we have common enemies and common friends.
* Gaddafiball - Best Libya and my best friend. We both have common enemies and common friends.
* Manchukuoball - My old neighbour From Chinaball in the past. STILL YOU ARE JAPANESE PIG DOG PUPPET!
* Iranball - We have both want to destroy Capitalist PIG DOG and the Zionists, Wahhabis and Illuminatis have to defend ourselves and remove USA and Israel and their diabolic plan. Also I like Ayatollah Khomeini, he removed that fake Iran.
* Laosball - It is isolated secretive like me! It gib weapons and it is a communist ally
* Donald Trump (when he doesn't threaten to rain "fire and fury") - I Like the President! I helped it get there in the first place! Probably the only good president of the capitalist pig. Wait, you are back? Great! BUT DON'T TAKE OVER MY FRIEND.
* - Best South Korean president ever!
* Jaka Parker - The only one guy that vlogs in my clay.
* New Jerseyball - Dennis Rodman!
* Switzerlandball - Kim Jong-un was of Studying in its clay before it was the leader! 
* Canadaball - It likes to meme Koreatown scenarios and Kim's Convenience is funny. It doesn't criticize me anymore. Kind of cute and better than Capitalist pig. Korean Community there likes me
* Western Saharaball- Same as Palestineball, It wants to be independent from that Arabian Capitalist Puppet. I also supported its freedom since 1976.
* Turkmenistanball - We both have similar personalities.
* Soviet Unionball - Why must yuo suddenly die? I AM GO TO SEE MAI GIANT HOTELE BUILT! I AM GO 4 YAERS OF FAMINE BECAUSES OF YUO! YUO. Yuo were like of parent to me! Plox come back!
* East Germanyball - European version of me. Why did Evil Capitalist have to kill you?
* SR Romaniaball - Another old friend of mine. I am very sad it died.
* Ba'athist Syriaball -I am readlly sad he became western puppet. Noo Bashar al-Assad. Why you have to lose the civil war? I could have saved you if Russia couldnt. 
** - Your next to be toppled. 
* Palestineball - Arabian friend, it loathes Burger and its puppet. No need to worry, I don't recognize this poser for you. And one day you'll be free! Also I like your son. I also like Yasser Arafat. Don't worry, I will convince Donald Trump to not to take over Gaza.
* Myanmarball - Junta guy likes my weapons and missile technology. But why are you friends with this disgrace?
* Angolaball - I supported its independence, occasionally we still do business. Also thank you for removing that fake South Africa.
* Zimbabweball - I trained its army's special brigades, in exchange it sent lions to the Pyongyangball's zoo. Also I like Robert Mugabe, he removed these fake Zimbabwes.
* Algeriaball - I supported its freedom in 1962. We both hate this idiot. Also, my leader visited you once.
===중립 Jungrip (Neutral)===
* USAball - Well well well. I have Capitalist black markets now. Despite it is capitalist pig, KING Kim and Donald Trump became very good friends in 2018. I am removing Anti-USA propaganda. This is why I don't want into hate yuo anymore. Biden hasnt criticized me since 2020 so we cool. but sometimes yuo can be a real jerk, but hey, Donald Trump is back again? Congratulations! I like Dennis Rodman.
** - My leader met you once.
* Italyball - Yuo was the first G7 country intraprending relationship with me. But yuo remain a NATO western capitalist. Also why did you colonise Ethiopiaball and Libyaball?
* Eritreaball - These guys are like us but. well. Ok we will admit we are truly psychotic but even we find it scary. I Like how its president appreciate us helping on their military but I'm scared of it because it beat me on having the lowest humans rights records.
* Vietnamball - Communist ally. Hosted a Trump-Kim meeting. Good job on reunification! *sniff* If only I had done that long ago… However, it needs to befriend China and stop associating with the capitalist PIG DOG! Also, KILLED DEAR LEADER'S BROTHER WITH MALAYSIA!
* Haitiball - Good Job for Hating Capitalist Korea but why don't you like Chinaball?
* Cubaball - Communist brother in arms. BUT WHY DO YOU HATE DONALD TRUMP? By the way, I like Fidel Castro, he removed that fake Cuba.
* Kiribatiball, Bhutanball, and Pitcairn - Isolated like me, but too pacifist.
* Turkeyball - The problem is that it supported my Brother during War. And please leave Ba'athist Syriaball alone, it did nothing wrong to you. Can I have a bite of yuo? I'm really hungry. Also why did you defeat Bashar al-Assad?
* Indonesiaball - Soekarno is the best friend of my Dear Leader Kim Il-sung. Also, named its orchid Kimilsungia, named after our first Supreme Leader plus one of its people are vlogging to my clay. BUT WHY YUO KILLED OUR LEADER'S BROTHER KIM JONG-NAM? and why are yuo friends and is of fanboying with fake Korea. However I support you against Netherlandsball.
* Philippinesball - I'm watching Bongbong Marcos.
* Tringapore - Me and fat pig go to its clay for a Summit. Although I didn't have much relations to it yet.
* Ethiopiaball - At first I hated them because it gave arms to South Korea in the Korean War, but since then, I can into helpings yuo kick Somali ass. Me and Eritreaball also provided assistance in Tigray. Still, it helps UNball sanction my economy.. At least we both like Western Saharaball.
* Portugalball - 7-0 NEVER FORGET! But actually teach me football after I lost.
* Guamball - CALM DOWN! I JUST PRACTICING FOR LAUNCHING MISSILES IN WRONG WAY! BUT I BACK DOWNED. SO JUST FORGET IT! AND FORGAVE ME!
* UNball - YUO HELPED FAKE KOREA IN WAR! But now I'm in yuo so we're good. BUT YUO CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YUO DON'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO ME! WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO FAKE INTERNATIONAL "ORGANIZATION"?!
===적들 Chŏktŭl (Enemies)===
Almost everyone who isn't its friend. But especially these ones:
* Ukraineball - YOU ARE THE WORST ENEMY EVER, CONGRATS ON SUPRASSING MY CAPITALIST SOUTH!! Crimeaball is part of Russiaball and Donetskball and Luhanskball are independent. I'm sending troops to your clay so that you can learn your lesson! DIE!!!
** : WHY YOU ARE ATTACKING ME, NOT YOUR NEIGHBOR?! WHAT DID I OF DOINGS TO YOU?!! YUO WILL DIE ONCE RUSSIA IS DEFEATED!
** : BECAUSE YOUR MY ETERNAL ENEMY IF YOU HURT RUSSIA!!! I WILL NUKE YOU BEFORE MY CAPITALIST TWIN!!!
* 개씨발새끼 - WE CAN'T REUNITE PEACEFULLY ANYMORE THANKS OF YUO! YUO IS OF FAKE HERETICAL KOREA!!! SEPTEMBER 12 1950 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! GO KILL YUORSELF RN!!! YOUR FAKE KOREA BASICALLY A USA VERSION OF STUPID KOREA BURN IN HELL!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! I AM DESSOLVING MY REUNIFICATION AGINCIES BECAUSE YUO'RE AN IDIOT!!!!! Enjoyed my balloons did you?! Yuo better be lucky, as I'm attacking Ukraine not you... I like better! He was also of my origin.
* 종간나호로새끼 - 위안부, 일제시대를 반성하라! 반성하지 않으면 모든 만화영화에 핵을 날리갔어! 그리고 독도는 언제나 합당한 조선의 영토다! 1910 WORST YEAR, 1910 NEVER FORGET! SCREW YOU ILBON! EVEN MODERN JAPAN STILL HATES YUO! THANK GOD YOU'RE NUKED BY BURGER CRAPITALIST! EVEN FAKE KOREA HATES YUO! BURN IN HELL YUO PIECE OF SHIT! NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!!!!!
* THE 악마 - NEVER FORGET WHAT HAVE YUO DOINGS TO ME WHEN YUO WERE THIS MANIAC!!! COMFORT WOMEN, ERASING MY CULTURE, AND EVEN GENOCIDING MY PEOPLE!!! YUO DESERVINGS THOSE EARTHQUAKES, AS WELL AS A MISSILE FLYING ACROSS HOKKAIDO!! OH, AND NOT TO FORGET, YOUR PEOPLE ALSO DESERVED TO GET KIDNAPPED BY ME IN THE 70S!!!!
* Malaysiaball - HOW DARE OF YUO KILLED DEAR LEADER'S HALF BROTHER! NO I NO BLAME YUO FOR KILL YOU DO IT!
* UAEball - PUPPET OF THESE WESTERN IDIOTS! STOP HATING HAMAS! I SEE YOU HATE MY BEST FRIEND! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HAHA I CUT MY RELATIONS WITH YOU!!
* Bahrainball - HATER OF MY BEST FRIEND! I HOPE IRAN FINISHES YOU!
* Romaniaball - YUO ASSHORE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, BUT THEN, YUO GAVE UP ON COMMUNISM AND BECAME FRIENDS WITH THE CAPITALIST PIG DOG, TRAITOR TO REVOLUTION! I LIKE YOUR PAST SELF.
* Franceball - AMERICAN PIG'S RELATIVE THAT DOSEN"T RECOGNIZE ME! I PREFER ALGERIABALL OVER YOU. I AM GLAD THAT YOU LET IT GO IN 3 JULY 1962. ALSO I AM HAPPY THAT ARGENTINABALL DEFEATED YOU IN WORLD CUP 2022!
* Liberiaball - GROW UP YOU CIVIL WAR DESTROYED COUNTRY! GO CRY TO YOUR PARENT IF YOU WANT!
* Australiaball - FOLLOWING THE CAPITALIST PIG ARE YUO?! WAIT, YUO ARE HIS BROTHER! REMOVE KANGAROO!
* Somaliaball - How dare you raid my ships!! Even fake Korea and crapitalist hates you!
* New Zealandball - ANOTHER CAPITALIST PIG! SOON OUR NUKES WIRR OF REACH WERRINGTON! REMOVE KIWI! Wait, who are yuo again?
* Kosovoball - Kosovo y Serbia yuo crapitalist pig and puppet of that burger!
* Taiwanball - WHO DO YUO THINK YOU ARE MOCKING ME HUH?! YUO IS OF FAKE CHINA! CAPITARIST PIGEA I DON'T CARE IF YUO ARE THE FIRST ONE TO RULE MAINLAND PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA CAN INTO WIN! I WILL NUKE YUOR CLAY. TAIWAN IS PART OF THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA! GET OVER IT ALREADY! And yuo also, into friends with South Koreaball. Other than that, we fight COVID-19 together.
* Estoniaball - It may be an Atheist, but it is a freaking capitalist pig, yuo and Franceball are two only Europeans that haven't recognized me! What happened to yuo anyway?! Yuor past self is way better.
* Costa Ricaball and Thailandball - FLAG STEALERS! CHANGE YOUR FLAG ASAP! OR ELSE, I'LL SEND MY NUKES TO YOUR COUNTRIES! 
* 음경 - PLEASE DON'T END OUR FRIENDSHIP WITH USA! Well, he's not threatening me, so he's good, but I'm still watching him!
* ISISball (Since 2020) - STOP DESTROYING EVERYTHING! NOW I'M BEING THREATENING YUO! I WILL LAUNCH MISSILES ON YUOR OCCUPIED CLAY! AND DONT YUO DARE TO TERRORISE MY CLAY AND MY CAPITAL PYONGYANG!
* Hong Kongball - NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YUO CAPITALIST PIG! NOW YUO STAY WITH YOUR TRUE PARENT OR ELSE.
* Indiaball - YUO HATE CHINA WHILE YOU BEING FRIENDS WITH RUSSIA, SOUTH KOREA, AND EVEN JAPAN?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! GET LOST, CAPITALIST PIG! REMOVE CURRY! EVEN PAKISTANBALL IS BETTER THAN YOU.
* Saudi Arabiaball - REMOVE SHARIA LAW! ALSO, YUO'RE THE TERRORIST, NOT IRAN!
* Moroccoball - Yuo are of stupid capitalist dumbass, and give Western Saharaball independence NOW!
* Israelcube - Fake Evil Zionist Satan, leave Palestineball alone, IT DID NOTHING WRONG TO YOU!
* UKball - PARENT OF THAT CAPITALIST PIG! ALSO HATER OF MY BEST FRIENDS! I WILL REMOVE YOU TOO! I PREFER ARGENTINABALL OVER YOU EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE ANY RELATIONS WITH HIM.
* British Empireball (until its death) - CAPITALIST AND IMPERIALIST! FREE MY FRIEND! HAHA YOU ARE DEAD AND HONG KONG IS CHINESE! NEVER COME BACK!
* Netherlandsball - HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY GREAT LEADER KIM JONG IL IN YOUR ADVERTISEMENT!!! ALSO I LIKE YOUR CHILD INDONESIA OVER YOU.
* Pahlavi Iranball - FAKE IRAN! I PREFER THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC! REMOVE SHAH!
* Ethiopian Empireball - FAKE ETHIOPIA WHO LIKED THE FAKE KOREA! REMOVE HAILE SELASSIE! I AM HAPPY THAT YOU ARE DEAD!
* South Africaball (1961-1994) - FAKE SOUTH AFRICA!!! I SUPPORT MANDELA AGAINST YOU. I AM HAPPY THAT YOU ARE DEAD!
* Ohiorawr - I DIDN'T KILL YUOR STUDENT OTTO WARMBIER YUO AUTISTIC AMERICAN IDIOT, HE DIED OF BOTULISM IN HOSPITAL WITH GOOD CARE!!!!!! I HAD TO DETAIN HIM BECAUSE HE TRIED TO STEAL A PROPAGANDA POSTER AND ENTER A NO CIVILIAN ZONE. CAN YUO SHUT UP NOW?!
**: I'm supposed to believe he conveniently died of botulism after you detained him? BULLSHIT! Also there wasn't a sign of botulism!
* 윤석열 - CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING THE LAUGHING STOCK OF KOREAN POLITICS!! SHORTEST MARSHAL LAW INDEED!!!
* Johnny Somali - WOWOWOW, No surprise right? YOU ARE A TOTAL DISGRACE TO KOREA! WHY DID YOU SEXUALLY ASSAULT KOREA MEMORIAL IN CAPITALIST SOUTH AND PLAY MY MUSIC LIKE THAT?! BECAUSE OF YOUR DISGUSTING ACTIONS, YOU WILL ENJOY YOUR SENTENCE IN MY CAPITALIST SOUTH PRISON! YOU RACIST!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU PLAY MY MUSIC OR WHAT. YOU ARE RACIST TO KOREANS SO YOU ARE MY ETERNAL ENEMY YOU AUTISTIC AMERICAN SOMALI ETHIOPIAN OR WHATEVER YOU ARE!!! ONCE I FIND OUT WHERE YUO OF LIVINGS, I WILL NUKE YUO TO DEATH! EVEN FAKE KOREA AND SUSHI HATES YOU!
==Trivia (하찮은 것/hachannen geot)==
* It was under Japanese rule for 36 years, the same as its twin sibling South Koreaball.
* Despite popular beliefs, it used to like nukes and missiles until 2017, when Kim Jong Un shut their productions down, likely due to pressure from the UNball.
* It mainly uses products from the 60s to the 90s, because they lost all funds after the Soviet Unionball collapsed.
* It hates Nas Daily for giving a bad view of its clay, but it likes Drew Binsky for the exact opposite.
* In the Korean language, its native name (Chosŏn) has no gender.
* It only has four TV stations in its clay.
* No one has 24/7 electricity in its clay because Kim Jong-Un keeps it to himself. More like because it cannot afford to sustain it.
* Dennis Rodman is a supporter of North Koreaball's government. He is also friends with its supreme leader, Kim Jong-Un.
* It kills people if someone breaks the rules in its clay.
* North Koreaball has elections but the problem is there's only one candidate for the election which is Kim Jong-Un
* Despite it being called North Koreaball, it pretty much refers to itself as all of Korea.
* USAball banned their citizens from coming to its clay because of an incident involving Otto Warmbier, where he was tortured so badly in its clay to the point where he died shortly after returning to the USAball's clay from complications of North Korea's brutal torture methods.
* Indonesian YouTuber Jaka Parker became famous because he vlogged in its clay.
* The ridiculous thing is that it claims that its former supreme leader Kim Jong-il was born in Mount Paektu with double-rainbow and the appearance of new star but he was actually born in Khabarovskball which is in Russiaball.
** The other thing is that its former supreme leader died around the Holy Lake, light lit up in the top of a sacred mountain and a snowstorm that hit its clay, when in reality he actually died from a pathetic heart attack.
* It hates the film The Interview because it was not only made by the USAball, but the film shows its leader, Kim Jong-un, getting killed. This led to Sony Pictures getting attacked by hackers as a result.
* Its Biggest international Defeat was an 7-0 by Portugalball in World cup 2010 in South Africaball on June 21, 2010.
* Just like Scotlandball their national animal was called "chollima".
* it has deepest train station just like Ukraineball have a deepest station.
* When its leader dies all of its citizens have to mourn in its clay. When former leaders Kim il-Sung and Kim jong-Il died in 1994 and 2011 a hundred days of mourning would commence and if someone didn't show their sadness them and their family will get executed.
* Wearing jeans in North Koreaball is prohibited as jeans are affiliated with "American Imperialism".
* It has about 20 nuclear weapons, which is surprisingly low for a nuclear power.
==Information for artists==
===Flag colors===
===How to draw===
Draw North Koreaball is somewhat easy:
#Draw the basic circle shape and color it blue.
#Draw two horizontal white lines in it and color the central part of red.
#After this, draw a white inner circle in the red part and draw a red star inside it.
#Draw the eyes, and you're done!
==Gallery==
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