Nevada

Capital: 	Pahrump
Official Language: 	American, Martian
Penisal status of most citizens:	Circumcised (twice)
Government: 	Gambling
Governor: 	Some old white guy. He's a democrat, at least. God dammit
Location: 	Nevada
State Motto: 	Where the hell am I?
State Bird: 	Las Vegan Showgirl
State Flower: 	Tobacco
State Rock 	Casino chip
State Beverage 	Free alcohol
Demographics 	Old white people, cowboys, prostitutes, aliens
State Club 	Country Club
Official Plant 	Jonathon tree I believe it's called
Principle imports 	Clueless families who are looking to live in one of those gated communities in Las Vegas
Principal exports 	Casinos, playing cards, showgirl feathers, aliens
Religion 	Just don't roll a 7
Nevada is a rather empty state in the mountains of the Western United States. It is very full and has lots of attractions, such as its capital city, Carson City, and two gambling cities, Las Vegas and Reno - approximately 95% of people in Nevada live in either Las Vegas, Reno or Carson City. There's also a bunch of little useless towns with old white people that are decaying and rotting from all the mold and asbestos, which are home to less than 3% of the population.
==Cities==
City 	Population 	Notes
Area 51 	The government won't tell me 	THERE'S ALIENS IN HERE! I SWEAR!!!
Black Rock City	1,392 hippies that live in tents	Home to my favorite monument, Burning Man, a giant wooden dumbass that you spend days constructing just to burn down for no reason.
Boulder City 	15,023 	The city you bypass on I-11 when driving to Phoenix, Arizona.
Carson City 	55,414 	Such a narcissistic city that it has been self-declared the state capital and an "independent city".
Elko 	20,341 	Why would anybody want to live out in the middle of nowhere in this city?
Ely 	Surprisingly 3,944. Wow! 	Named after an elephant.
Fernley 	Some ferns, of course. 	A place in Nevada.
Henderson 	310,390 	A suburb of Las Vegas that pretends to be its own city.
Las Vegas 	Over a large number of people. 	The only city in Nevada that anybody knows about.
Middlegate 	3,210,921 	The population is so embarrassingly small that I included the microorganism population.
North Las Vegas	321,123 	I thought you were joking when you said that there was a NORTH Las Vegas...
Pahrump 	Many old white people 	Home to many mobile homes, a shit ton of vacant lots, and a Walmart.
Reno 	Less than Las Vegas 	Fake Las Vegas
Sparks 	104,246 	A suburb of Reno that pretends to be its own city.
Tonopah 	2,211 	One of many dying mine towns in Nevada.
==History==
Some guy wanted to mine some silver somewhere and found this weird pointy-shaped area he decided to call The Land of Never There, because he never came back due to the aliens and shit.
One day, some old fuck decided the state's name, "Never There", should be shortened to "Nevada".
On October 30th, 1864, Nevada citizens wanted their territory to become a state so that they can go trick-or-treating happily the next day on Halloween. The Nevada Territory became a state early in the morning on October 31st, 1864.
One day, on Nevada's statehood day, the state government decided that people can gamble and grow up to be prostitutes, which made Halloween an extra fun day.
==Transportation==
Most people in Nevada have vehicles, similar to the other US states excluding Iowa.
Nevada has highways too, but only like 3 of them are interstates, and of those 3 interstates, none of them actually go through the middle connecting the north and south, forcing you to take fucking US 95 to get from Las Vegas to Reno. I personally don't like that because now I am forced to go through those small useless towns with old white people.
==Aliens==
Like any fool would know, there are aliens in Area 51. Check it out yourself next time you're nearby. Don't get arrested.
==Seasons==
Like many places in the West, Nevada has these 4 seasons:
* Pre-Summer
* Summer
* Post Summer
* Summer but colder
== See also ==
* Snowy (Nevada in Spanish)
Category:States of the United States