Unprofessional Conduct

Unprofessional Conduct is a slash Professionals anthology. It contains no art.
==General Reactions and Reviews==
===Unknown Date===
===1994===
==Issue 1==
Unprofessional Conduct 1 was published in May 1992 and contains 132 pages.
The first issue sometimes appears on fans' Desert Island lists. Close Quarters Desert Island Episode/Zine/Fic dated July 18, 2009 
* Perfect Day by Sebastian (1)
* Bealach Na Ba: The Pass of the Cattle by O Yardley (36)
* August is a Wicked Month by Kitty Fisher (52)
* Time Will Say Nothing by Felicity M. Parkinson (62)
* Situation Normal by HG (103)
* Music in the Dark by Rhiannon (107)
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 1==
==Issue 2==
Unprofessional Conduct 2 was published in September 1993 and contains 129 pages.
* Fairground Attractions by Kitty Fisher (crossover with Ladder of Swords) (1)
* Emergency Exit by O Yardley (45)
* Quick on the Draw by HG (47)
* Shadow of the Past by Barbara Thomas (50)
* Across a Crowded Room by O Yardley (52)
* Into the Light by Barbara Thomas (sequel to Shadow of the Past by Barbara Thomas) (67)
* Judas Kiss by Pat and Ophelia Cox (72)
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 2==
==Issue 3==
Unprofessional Conduct 3 was published in May 1994 and contains 111 pages.
* Triptych by Felicity M. Parkinson (1)
* Freezing by Helen Raven (sequel to The Siren Series by Sebastian) (3)
* Going to Pot by O Yardley (23)
* Bodie's Last Stand by Jenny Parkinson (29)
* Feels So Right by Barbara Thomas (31)
* Cat and Mouse by Ashlea George (39)
* Ultimatum by HG (42)
* Chinese Whispers by Felicity M. Parkinson (56)
* Deceptions by Penelope Pushing (59)
* CI5 Go Mad in Dorset by T. Hauser (71)
* Building on Rainbows by Kate MacLean (73)
* Promises To Keep by Barbara Thomas (103)
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 3==
==Issue 4==
Unprofessional Conduct 4 was published in 1994 and 139 pages. It contains two stories.
* Sins of Omission by Linda Bryant (1)
* The Evils Thereof by O Yardley (part 3 in the "Bear Necessity Series") (Part 1 - "Bear Necessity" and Part 2 "Necessary Evil" are in Printed Circuits (46)
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 4==
==Issue 5==
Unprofessional Conduct 5 was published in September 1995 and contains 138 pages.
* Reflections at Midnight by Mary T. (1)
* Scenes from the Edge by Kate MacLean (3)
* Constant Companion by Cherilyn (38)
* Windmills of the Mind by Ginny (42)
* Out, Damn Spot by HG (73)
* The Breaking Point by Liz Bradford (79)
* Bubble Trouble by Cherilyn (92)
* The Ghost and Raymond Doyle by Barbara Thomas (inspired by The Ghost and Mrs. Muir) (100)
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 5==
==Issue 6==
Unprofessional Conduct 6 was published in May 1996 and contains 131 pages. It contains one black and white drawing of Bodie by Evelyn and one of Doyle by Cleo.
* The Feel-Good Factor by O Yardley (1)
* Dream Lover by Cherilyn (14)
* Hiding the Truth by Liz Bradford (20)
* Indecent Proposal by Barbara Thomas (55)
* Two Sets of Dreams by Ginny (69)
* The Fan by Dee Bow (sequel to Dream Lover by Cherilyn) (97)
* Transients by Helen Raven (106)
File:unpro6-1.jpg|from issue #6, Evelyn
File:unpro6-2.jpg|from issue #6, Cleo
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 6==
==Issue 7==
Unprofessional Conduct 7 was published in February 1997 and contains 141 pages.
* Tourist Class by Felicity M. Parkinson (An established relationship story, Bodie and Doyle go shopping in Sainsbury's and decide where to go on holiday.) (1)
* Knife Edge by HG (Doyle gets injured in a knife fight, and Bodie comes to the hospital to take him home.) (3)
* Pigs Might Fly by Olympian Heights (cryptic banter) (14)
* Better Late by Ginny (an older Bodie and Doyle are being groomed to take Cowley's place, some h/c) (16)
* Adult Education by O Yardley (B and D are sent by Cowley to keep and eye on a residential course for amateur astronomers as a favour to a friend. They end up having to share a bed.) (47)
* Pantomime by Sebastian (It's Bodie's birthday, and he's having a fancy dress party.) (63)
* Extreme Measures by Mo (An unorthodox cure for D's hiccups shows B where his feeling really lie.) (71)
* Look No Hands by Cherilyn and Liz Bradford (a Post Close Quarters story with a kidnapping and some handcuffs) (80)
* Discourse for Two Voices by Barbara Thomas (a story in two conversations) (91)
* Touchdown by ET - sequel to Scoring a Try by ET - (An established relationship story, Doyle feels Bodie takes too much charge in sex.) (94)
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 7==
==Issue 8==
Unprofessional Conduct 8 was published in October 1997 and contains 160 pages.
* Jungle Fever by Hestia (1)
* Future Imperfect by Sara Crispin (19)
* I Spy by Liz Bradford and Cherilyn (22)
* Professionally Yours by Olympian Heights (33)
* We Three Kings by O Yardley (39)
* Alfresco by Cherilyn (53)
* Blaze of Glory by Eleanor Hamilton (60)
* Slow Slide into Warmth by Ginny (85)
* Pussy Power by Mo (100)
* Choosing by Kate MacLean (103)
* Mrs Doyle and the Vicar's Rabbit by H. B. Cavella (158)
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 8==
==Issue 9==
Unprofessional Conduct 9 was published in May 1998 and contains 196 pages.
* Oh, Hell by Kitty Berman (1)
* All or Nothing by Kate MacLean (3)
* They Shoot Gift Horses, Don't They? by Tish (28)
* Brief Encounter by Cherilyn (35)
* Game: Set: Match by O Yardley (37)
* Playing to the Gallery by Hestia (52)
* Unseasonal Manoeuvres by Olympian Heights (66)
* The Eternal Circle by Ashlea George (crossover with Operation Daybreak and Jack the Ripper) (68)
==Issue 10==
Unprofessional Conduct 10 was published in September 1999 and contains 132 pages (81,346 words).
* Outlook: Stormy by Barbara Thomas (1)
* Simple Faith by O Yardley (sequel to Kind Hearts by O Yardley in Printed Circuits #1) (5)
* Part of the Problem by Olympian Heights (41)
* Family Problems by Jay Trent (45)
* The Cartland Factor by The Hag ("My first zine story, very fluffy.") (61)
* Bodie's Bear by Sheba (67)
* The Turtles by Ginny (70)
==Issue 11==
Unprofessional Conduct 11 was published in 2000 and contains 119 pages (word count of 63,639).
* Kissing Cousins by Lizzie (1)
* Career Girl by Alice (39)
* Love on the Run by Meridian (42)
* Lover's Just a Five-Letter Word by The Hag ("Part of "Raymond's Joy"—stories written at various times, in various moods, not originally planned as a sequence. Some were previously published in zines and online and have been edited for general continuity. Whole sequence published as Raymond's Joy in Never Far Apart; In the Pumpkin Interest—originally published in The Bisto Kids; Lover's Just a Five Letter Word—originally published in Unprofessional Conduct 11." See Raymond's Joy.) (64)
* An Old Red Sock by O Yardley (72)
==Issue 12==
Unprofessional Conduct 12 was published in May 2003 and contains 109 pages.
* Misdirection by POM (1)
* House Party by Harriet Allenby (3)
* Family Tree by O Yardley (16)
* Something Else to Think About by Darby Brennan (24)
* Independence Day by Eve Abel (41)
* Old Ties by Barbara Thomas (63)
* Nice Boys by Lizzie (66)
==Reactions and Reviews: Issue 12==
==References==
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