Super Mario Bros. - Nothing

Some people say this story is real. Some people say that this story is fake. I say that it's real. But, would you believe this?!!!! 😱😱😱
OK, let's make this quick. Uhh. What's a good introduction to who I am? Hmm... A-ha! Uhh, hellllllllllloo there! My name is Liam and I'm a huge Mario fan. I own all of the games. Now I do. Oh yeah, that's get on to the actual 'real' story. Shall we? So, recently, I got a NES for my 23rd Birthday. I was so happy. I got a game that I was really looking for. Super Mario Bros. My parents said that they have brought the game from a unknown defunct website called DoNotBuyOurGamesPlease.com. Seems legit. Anyways. The cartridge had words on it. It said only one word:
"Nothing.". I didn't know what it meant. It was written in seemed like black marker. So, I booted the game up. The title screen was not normal. The sky was red and the logo that appears is, completely gone. As I started, I noticed that I was playing as Luigi, not Mario. Was this a funny prank?
Luigi began to move by himself. Jumping over pits in a different 1-1 Level. This seemed weird. There were dead bodies of Goomba's with tears plastered underneath their eyes. These tears looked pixelated. I made my way to the end. Luigi slid down the flagpole. Mario ran into the castle. A message appeared onto the screen.
"What if you never wanted death? What if you wanted it, now? What if there is, nothing?" I was super confused. The rest of the game was even stranger...The screen was glitching. Blocks were flying and stuff was crumbling. The floor looked like it was dirty and Luigi looked, sad. I was at 1-2. However, this level looked like Hell itself. That's right! The level actually looked like Hell!
The graphics looked smooth. The music was in reverse. However, it was the ground theme. This was totally not in the game! The next thing was, odd. The normal Pipe. It didn't work. So, I decided to go into the Wrap Zone. The text was replaced by something else.
"Welcome to your nightmares, Liam!" I was greatly shocked. How did this game know my real name? However, I shrugged my shoulders. Thinking it was just a glitch. But, my parents weren't sure. Then, I went down the Pipe. My lights turned off. My parents were now, gone. I thought they went into the other room. So, I peeped my head in.
"Hey, how's it going?" I said, happily. I saw them on the floor. I were on the floor, sleeping, I thought. I tried to wake them up.
"Hey, hey!" No response. I noticed that they weren't snoring. They were completely silent. I saw that their eyes were open. But, I thought they were in a deep sleep. But then, a thought hit my mind like a truck. What if they were, d-dead? They were dead! I screamed in fear. Blood was everywhere. This was some bull. So, I then walked away. The second I turned around, my parents were, gone. They were dead, oh lordy bordy!
I noticed my NES was still on. The music got louder. Luigi had been falling forever. I pressed the A Button. Luigi hit the floor. However, this was a different location. The trees were crooked. The smell of mushrooms caught my attention. There were Toads. I thought there was only one Toad in the game. The Toads were different colors. The screen began to glitch. The Toads started to chase Luigi. A message appeared.
"You are nothing." Oh my gosh. I thought that wasn't a glitch. It may have been, haunted?! I never knew that a normal NES game could be haunted so easily? It was like real estate for ghosts! Anyways, uhh. Oh yeah, the game! The Toads contiuned to chase Luigi. They all had black holes for their eyes. Growing wider every half a minute. (Which was 30 seconds, for you nerds out there). Yeah. This was, not a normal version.
The game was free. So. My parents decided to buy it for me. But, this game is creepy. Yeah. The Toads followed me. There were heads on the ground and the screen was all wavy. Like the ocean. This was wrong. Very wrong. I walked up to a Pipe. Luigi couldn't go into it. Suddenly, a horrific image of Mario appeared on the screen, with fangs. There was a loud scream. Luigi was now in a castle. However, there were skeletons, scattered across the ground. A cold wind blew and I could hear distant chanting. I could feel the wind. But, my fan was not on. I gasped!
Luigi was shivering as he slowly walked. I could finally control him. But, he couldn't jump. This felt like toture. Torment and toture and other things, but, mostly torture. Yeah. Luigi saw Mario's tombstone. Then, it vanished. The screen started to glitch. The lights in my house turned on. Then, they appeared to flicked rapidly. It was like I was about to have a seizure. But, I realised that I don't suffer from seizures. Yeah. How strange is that?!
I got the bridge. No Bowser was seen. Yeah. He wasn't there. This was very weirdly odd and oddly weird. I got to the end. I saw Peach. However, she looked like a wicked witch. She was a witch with a black hat, standing next to a cauldron and she had a black dress and a black cape. She cackled. Then, the screen began to glitch. Images of all the dead Toads started to flash on the screen. My NES started to overheat. Then, my game shut off.
My parents then sold that cursed and haunted game that was possessed by a ghost of a kid named Daniel Pattersons. Yeah. So, if you see that game on that actually not defunct website that still remains online, please, do not buy it. Or play it. Or do anything to it. Don't play it, bro! It'll kill you. So, bruh, do something else then play that stupid game. Go outside or something, IDK. Also, Mario might get you next. Or Peach. I would say Peach because she's an all-powerful wicked witch, so. OK, now, just, hear me out, this game has ruined my childhood and it could ruin yours, too...!
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