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Alexander Nix

The Right Honourable Sir Alexander James Ashburner Nix KBE (born 1975) is the current Viceroy of India. Formerly a widely respected businessman, he is celebrated for establishing Cambridge Analytica, a political consulting firm aiming to simplify elections in Caribbean and African nations by moving most of the decision-making to London. A scion of a family with ties to British India since the days of the East India Company, he was appointed as the Viceroy of India by Queen Elizabeth II at the behest of Prime Minister Boris Johnson in 2020.
In 2018, Alexander Nix was appointed a Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire by Queen Elizabeth II in the Queen's Birthday Honours for services to British imperialism through his work at Cambridge Analytica. In 2020 it was announced that Boris Johnson is pushing for a life peerage for Nix.
He is noted for his surnames, Ashburner and Nix, the latter meaning "nothing", the end result of the burning of ashes.
==Titles and styles==
*1975–2020 The Honourable Alexander James Ashburner Nix
*2018– The Right Honourable Sir Alexander James Ashburner Nix KBE
Category:British culture
Category:Royalty
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Ali Khamenei

Ali Khamenei is the Supreme Leader of Iran and of the Swedish pop band Army of Lovers. Like my predecessor, my role is to combat the progress of the West and fight energetically to maintain medieval customs. I write in my personal diary the times I have said that Israel will disappear. 
I was lucky to be born in Masshad where religious sectarianism fought Western progress, from a large family, two of my brothers were ulema clerics, so it gave us hope to resist modernization and evolution against our Persian lands.
==Why does Ali K want to kill me?==
I Am
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Ali K is not the President of Iran. The President of Iran is none... I'll see who I choose, the Grand Abba of Iran. A Grand Abba, as grand as he may sound, is much less important than Ali K, who is a Grand Ayatollah. So just comparing the word Ayatollah to the word Abba must be very offensive for Ali K. Offensive enough to make him want to kill me. Because I am using him to write about the greatest Swedish pop band of all time, Army of Lovers.
Crucified
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Ali K is also not the Veep of Iran, of course. That would be Eshaq Jahangiri, which means Ginger Testicle in Hebrew. Ginger Testicle's official title is the Ace of Base of Iran, which would mean that he is the high commander of the Iranian army, if that wasn't already Ali K's job. Ginger was once crucified for having Nazi opinions, which is now known as total bullshit. That is Ali K's job, too.
Sexual Revolution
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The Speaker of the Iranian Parliament, Ali Larijani, although called Ali, is the Grand Roxette, or in English, the Royal Bitch of Iran. His job is to sniff Ali K's ass whenever it's necessary. He is also the main developer of the Iranian Sexual Revolution Plan, designed to make each Iranian woman over 11 be publicly stoned to death or orally please both of her husband's testicles at once on a daily basis.
La Plage De Saint Tropez
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Ali K is also not Sadeq Larijani, the Chief Justice of Iran, or The Grand Cais, which is an anagram of the Swedish pop band The Cardigans. The main purpose of the Chief Justice is to make justice, which is exactly what this article is doing with Army of Lovers, the greatest Swedish pop band of all time.
Obsession
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And that is why Ali K is obsessed with killing me.
Oh, and also Jean-Pierre is Israeli for 3 years now, Alexander is gay, and Dominika is a woman.
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Category:Swedish musical groups
Category:Iranians
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Alice

You searched for Alice. You may be looking for a lice. If you are dyslexic, You could be looking for Aicle.
Alice can refer to: 
*Alice Cooper
*Alice Childless
*A disease that Christopher Robin went down with
*The maid from The Brady Bunch
*That old Sitcom about a waitress, based on a Martin Scorsese movie, of all things
Alice can also mean:
*Alice in Wonderland
*Alice in Chains
Category:Names
Alien

Alien may refer to:
What are aliens? Aliens are aliens relative to us. We are aliens relative to aliens. So we are aliens, humanity has long been extinct, and everyone you see is alien!
* Ancient Aliens - They visited us before... YES?
* Extraterrestrial life, life which does not originate from Earth
* Alien (law), a non-citizen resident of a country
==Science and technology==
* Alien IQ Test, a Linux program
* Alien Porn, a grid framework
* Alien Technology, a manufacturer of RFID technology
* Aliens, a newsletter of the CAAR Center for Ancient Astronaut Research
==Entertainment==
===Film===
*Illegal aliens from outer space!, a 1959 film by Alan Smithee
*’’Alien, a horror film by Ridley Scott
===Other===
* That time I didn't get anally probed by aliens when I visited the south (2009 memoir), by Walter B. Sakie
* Aliens versus Predator 2, a 2001 PC game
==Other uses==
* Alien abduction
* Alien abduction insurance
* Alien invasion
* Alien overlords
* Alien vs. Predator, a landmark 2004 Supreme Court case on abortion rights.
* "Madonna" ("born" "1958"), "American" "actress"
== See also ==
* Alien Reports
* Aliam (Page doesn't exist thanks to the aliams. If you see an aliam, remember the most quintessential rule of Uncyclopedia. Dance like you've never danced before. Or the aliams will get you.)
it:Alien
Alkaline water

Alkaline water is the NEW and HIP trend which is currently revolutionizing the way you waste money. This SPECIAL tonic is from water which we put in our thing-i-ma-jig and sell to YOU for twice the price. Sure, the supposed "scientists" say that you're just wasting your money, but let's be real, if you trusted them, you wouldn't have tried those fancy crystals which will ABSOLUTELY make you immortal.
== How It Works! ==
We at ALKALINE WATER INC. won't tell you that unless you buy our NEW AND IMPROVED Alkaline Water Lite, so order it at 1-800-ALKALIN or else. If you are TRULY a loyal customer, then you will only get the manufacturing instructions, not the recipe. Remember, we got a patent, you commies.
Anyways, Alkaline Water works by someone urinating COLLECTING SPRING WATER INTO A CUP! After that, we put it in our patented [[REDACTED]] thing-i-ma-jig which we manufacture in an EXOTIC land called Japan. After that, we sell them in stores designed specifically to STEAL YOUR MONEY!
== How to buy it? ==
As we stated before, you can order it at 1-800-ALKALIN and get THREE bottles for the price of FOUR! Additionally, you can go to alkalinewaterscam.co to order it NOW!
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:New Age
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Category:Advertising
Category:Scams
All-terrain vehicle

An all-terrain vehicle (ATV), also known as a quad, quad bike, three-wheeler, or four-wheeler, is a magical animal that has been bred in captivity by Rednecks for over 9,000 years. They are generally trained for riding and often used as a primary mode of transportation throughout the regions.
==History==
ATVs are a cousin to the motorbike family, but somewhere during its evolution, the ATV went developed two more wheels. It is glad to not be its retarded cousin, the Tricycle. They would roam the countryside performing "sweet" tricks and throwing the ancient indigenous peoples off their backs for what seems like only 2 hours ago.
When the White Man came over on the Titanic hundreds of years ago next Thursday, they saw these noble beasts and tried to trade to the natives for some fur and crack. The natives noticed this thievery, and denied any purchases to them unless they had a frequent shoppers card.
The frequent shoppers card idea was a good idea, but since everything was made out of treebark and knives, it was very easy to counterfit, so the Native Americans gave up. Eventually the Indians were place in Camps, which made ATVs the more easier to take. Eventually the people that would become the followers of the Redneck Religion would see the benefits in using these, and eventually adopt them as a part of easier living.
==eXtreme ATVs==
This is the part where we talk about some killer sweet tricks that you can do with the ATV. Since we don't even know what we are talking about, we will just list how to some of the basics.
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===The Jump===
Basically when you go off a hill, jump up and the air, and pull the thing from out from underneath you. When you have completed that, you should check to see if your groinal area has any padding, because when you hit the ground, the the isn't the only thing you hit. If you do that, you will be the most sweetest and killerest dude ever in the history of the world, ha ha ha, not really you loser.
===The Wheelie===
When you and your posse are rolling down the street in you chromed out 4-wheelers, you might want to prove how much of a ghetto cowboy you are by pulling a wheelie.
When you are drivin' down the street you want to pull the controlling apperatus towards your chest. If done right, you should be laying down in the middle of the street, getting ran over by your so called posse. They never did like you anyways.
Those were just some basic tricks that you could use, just so you can say that you know how to do something with that piece of junk that's been sitting in your shed for the past 5 years, since you were "too busy" to ride it anyways. If you want to learn more about some nice tricks you can do you can go ask someone who probably knows how, and they will surely help you. I can only do so much.
==See also==
*Rednecks
*White People
*eXtreme
*Motorcycle
Category:Sports
Category:Vehicles
Category:American culture
Category:Things likely to be eaten by a grue
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Allah/Halal version

This article has been marked "Un-Christian," "atheist," "anarchist" and have blasphemed against the the Jee Man himself. Conservatives and religious zealots should be aware that this page is full of swearing shit and any jackasses who read this article are going to burn in Hell.
Praise be to Allah, praise be upon Him, the most holy of all beings. Lord of all worlds, the most compassionate and merciful, master of the day of judgement, guide us upon the Straight and not Gay Path.
Allah, praise be upon him, is the holy leader of all leaders. Any attempt to replace Allah with anything else will be met with fire and fury. You must worship Allah five times a day to receive his ultimate love.
==What about that Christian god?==
WHAT GOD? ALLAH IS THE ONLY GOD THAT EXISTS YOU INFIDEL! THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND MUHAMMAD IS HIS PROPHET! ANY WORSHIP OF ANY OTHER GOD IS PUNISHABLE BY INFINITE SUFFERING! NOW GO FULFILL YOUR SALAH!
==That Christian god?==
Fuck that man upstairs, if he even is a man. Allah is the one true god.
==What the fuck should I do with my life now that I exist?==
Praise be upon you, new Muslim. Follow our five pillars and you will be guided to eternal grace of Halalness.
#Shades. Just say I exist. Boom! You new Muslim!
#Saliva. Short version is that you bow down to your crotch and say ALLAHU ACKBAR. Repeat five times. The long version is only slightly longer:
##Find a local terrorism planning hut doubling as a religious temple; these are called Mosques.
##Take a shower. You need to be clean. Any dirt means you get sen to torture with filthy Christians. Eww Christians.
##Use your cheese grater to help aim your body towards Allah's BBC, or big black cock, in Mecca. MAKE IT EXACT. IT IS HARAM IF YOU ARE OFF BY EVEN ONE DEGREE!
##Now get on your knees facing in the direction of Allah's BBC, and bow down fifteen times. Make it slow. Make every bow last two minutes or longer, NO SHORTER!
##Every time you bow down say one of the following phrases:
###الله أكبر (Allahu Akbar)
###إن الله يحب التهرب الضريبي (Allah loves tax evasion)
###أطعمني مع كس المقدسة (Feed me with holy pussy)
###لا توجد صين باستثناء تايوان، وماو تسي تونغ أحمق كبير. (Censored by spies for the government of the Haram West Taiwan)
###ماذا بحق الجحيم قلت لي للتو، أيتها العاهرة الصغيرة؟ (What the hell did you just say to me you little bitch?)
###يا مسلمي العالم اتحدوا! ليس لديك ما تخسره سوى تلك العاهرة، علي خامنئي! (Muslims of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose except that bitch Ali Khamenei!)
##Once you're done with all these cool and halal phrases, finish your prayer by doing the stanky leg, the moonwalk, the running man, and der Fuhrer's salute. Repeat five times a day.
#Jacket. Give your mosque all your oil money. Try to avoid the infidel Yankees who run the IRS. Under Allah, the ultimate power will be yours... PERFECT TAX EVASION!
#Swarm: Eat as much as you can during the month of Ramadan under Allah's totally real calendar.
#Hats: Climb the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man. 
== What will Allah bring me? ==
== Can I be gei? ==
No.
Category:Islam
Category:Halal
Allahu akbar

Allahu akbar is an Arabic phrase with multiple meanings, with most of the meanings being friendly. Common meanings include:
# Hello
# Good morning
# Good afternoon
# Good night
# Goodbye
# Nice weather out
If you want to come off as friendly and respectful towards other cultures, you should say the phrase at your place of work (particularly if you work at a government building), school, or especially the airport. In Arabic, it is always shouted, so make sure to shout it, at the risk of sounding ignorant.
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Category:Arab culture
Category:Arabic
Category:Islam
Category:Islam-related controversies
Allen Ginsberg

"Allen Greenspan"
a warrior of our time,
fountain pen floating down a lake
visualizing the capitalization ‎of death
through the sophisticated alleys
of drenched soldiers.
Conceiving from the mother of madness
with hard cock to endure a golden child.
Who grew up with the help of the
angels of Heaven only to discover
that the endurance of pain
was a taxi-cab in New York.
And through the Greenwich of old,
played poker with the mighty saints
of the apocalypse.
And threw down the towel with rising currents,
insufferably graduated by locks and bridges,
tasting the preliminaries of evil
and smoking endless amounts of Mary Jane.
Who sought to become evil
but was forced through the irreverent solace
of encapsulating misery.
Who fucked the shit out of Neal Cassady
and thought Kerouac was the endowment of poetry.
Who wrote at length,
with pot, with LSD, with a long beard,
with a member incorporated into another member
and penetrating likely amounts of
semen as the participants go
"oh hit me hard motherfucker
hit me hard oh oh oh."
Why, Greenspan, were you surrounded by demons,
scurrying across you as you beat your drums;
sod them with their "Naked Lunch's"
Last night I dreamed I met Allen Greenspan
As he entered I imagined death And then realized that Greenspan is death
and only through death can the heaviness of love be conveyed
mighty mountains, solace and ingratitude defined by evil.
Dead babies polluting the remaining magnets raging from the golden moon.
And the golden moon acting as if he was a lord of conversion
Death
occurrence 1997 Nothing left but void then to realize you are the void and that the void is goodbye
yes, that's what I wanted, what I always wanted
To write an article about Allen Greenspan on Uncyclopedia,
Category:American poets
Category:American writers
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
Alloaurus

The Allosaurus is a big kind of dog that fails to lay down. In understanding the Allosaurus, it is imperative to understand that the Allosaurus simply cannot stand the thought of lying down. In other words, the Allosaurus always gets back up. For what reason, no scientist has ever been able to understand how. That probably isn't helped by the fact that they're extinct. In fact, they lived around 150 million years ago. That's way before the bomb dropped on the dinosaurs. Talk about being early!
==Why the Allosaurus always gets upFile:The allosaurus always gets back up.gif==
No clue. Go and ask it yourself. If you really don't know after then, just go to Uncyclopedia and make a forum about it.
==Conspiracy that the Allosaurus is a bird==
That's ridiculous. Just look at it. Where are the wings? It's clearly a featherless biped.
==Meeting the Allosaurus==
As the Allosaurus is extinct, one may believe that meeting it is impossible. This is simply not true. World-renowned time traveler Vin Diesel has met many other extinct species of dog on his recent trip to the Late Jurassic PeriodFile:Vin Diesel with a Velociraptor.jpeg. Unfortunately, there aren't many images available from the trip, as many of the species he met with have not been discovered yet.
==The color of the Allosaurus==
Fans of Color a Dog may want to know the color of the Allosaurus. The answer to such a question is unknown. scientists suppose that the Allosaurus may be a vile shade of green with hints of red or brown. However, it is necessary to understand that Color a Dog will never punish you for using the incorrect colors. Please, by all means, use whatever colors you'd like.
Alone in the Dark

Click here to proceed directly to the playable game Alone in the dark 
Alone in the dark is a 2010 horror game developed by Unfogames. It is still considered as the first 1920's themed on-line MediaWiki based survival horror first person graphic adventure games starring Victorian characters of its name. 
==Story==
In 1925, Jeremy Hartwood, a noted artist and the owner of the Louisiana mansion Dercetin, has committed suicide by hanging himself. His death appears suspicious yet seems to surprise no-one, for Dercetin is widely reputed to be haunted by an evil power. The case is quickly dealt with by the police and soon forgotten by the public. The player assumes the role of either Edward Carnby - a private dick who is sent to investigate the death - or Emily Hartwood, Jeremy's niece, who is also interested in investigating his death because she believes that her Uncle's mental state mirrors that of her own. The player, either as Carnby or Hartwood, goes to the mansion to investigate. As the player enters the attic of the house, the doors mysteriously slam shut behind him or her. In that moment, the action begins.
== Characters ==
=== Edward Carnby ===
A superlative private investigator who is sent to a Louisana mansion to investigate Jeremy's death after being hired by Hartwood's niece. Little is known about Edward expect that he works from the "rougher part of town" and is desperate for a few dollars, but has no apparent fear of lunacy.
=== Emily Hartwood ===
The ever affectionate niece of the departed Jeremy Hartwood she believes that there is more to her Uncle's death then meets the eye. As she received a cryptic letter penned by her Uncle not long before his death she believes it somehow holds the key to unravelling the mystery. 
== Gameplay ==
Players are given the option of choosing between a male or female protagonist (Edward Carnby or Emily Hartwood respectively), and are then trapped inside the haunted mansion of Dercetin after dark. The player character starts in the attic (the place of Jeremy's suicide by hanging), having ascended to the top of the mansion without incident, and is then tasked with exploring the mansion in order to find a way out while avoiding, outsmarting or defeating various supernatural enemies including slave zombies, giant bipedal rat-like creatures, and other even more bizarre foes.
However, combat only plays a partial role in the gameplay, as the majority of villains can be defeated simply by unravelling clues and solving puzzles. Much of the game involves exploration of the house and solving Lateral thinking puzzles.
Movement around the house is through point and click in one of four cardinal directions - forward, back, left, and the other left. Interaction with the environment is done simply by clicking on "hotspots" on the screen. The player can also use items that they hold in their inventory as well as accumulate other items along the way.
Are you ready?
Kindly step this way
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pt:Alone in the Dark
Alternative/Punk Opera

An alternative/punk opera (often called rock operas) is usually written by a band when they have no ideas left. Most rock operas include a main character with a serious terminal illness or who just doesn't like life. The first track usually has nothing to do with the rock opera, but does include several lines about homosexuals and your grandmother's carrot cake. The rest of the CD is drawn out, but the listener can usually figure out the main storyline by listening to the last track, during which the main character of the opera always shags a watermelon.
Famous rock operas include:
*Pink Lloyd's The Wallpaper
*The What's Bobby Dylan
*The Who's Blind Kid Who Plays Pin Ball Really Good, Yet Is Blind
*Green Day's Canadian Idiot and 21st Century Breakdown
*Toe Jam's Ten Toes
*Dream Theater's Metropoils pt. 0.5 and Metropolis pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
*My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade
Category:Classical music
Amanda Bearse

Transsexual lesbian Amanda Bearse (born August 9, 1958) has been called lots of names, including "actress," "director," and "comedienne," but the first four letters of her first name, which is given only in the sense that she gave it to herself, says it all: Amanda is "a man."
==Roles==
Bearse has appeared in TV and movie roles, playing wacky or frightening weirdos.
===Marcy Darcy===
She is best known as the wacky neighbor Marcy Darcy (nee Rhoades) of the Married. . . with Children couple, Al and Peggy Bundy. The writers of this situation comedy, or sitcom,and script after script called for her to wear revealing lingerie, as indicated by these stills from the show.
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File:aman3.JPG|Bearse in lingerie: funniest
However, Al Bundy was never fooled by his neighbor. He knew there was something bizarre about Darcy and never accepted her as a true woman. In fact, much of the show's humor, such as it was, and quite a bit of its laugh track, was dedicated to Bundy's insults regarding Darcy's femininity or lack therof, as these quotes, all made by Bundy, indicate:
===Monsters===
When she wasn't cast as a bimbo or an airhead, Bearse was frightening, especially while she was still learning to wear high-heeled shoes, to apply makeup, and to exhibit feminine mannerisms and gestures, and, for this reason, she was cast in the horror film Fright Night, in which she played the part of a transitioning transsexual whose body underwent strange mutations as a result of overdoses of estrogen and she ultimately went on a PMS-inspired rage, mutilating and murdering men, male dogs and cats, or any other organism that possessed male organs.
She also played monsters in Doom Generation and Here Come the Munsters. She played a turkey baster in the comedy Sperm Donor, impregnating Christina Applegate, who starred with her in Married. . . with Children and is the mother of their resulting child, Bimbo. Curiously (or not so curiously), her characters are always named Amanda.
==Personal life==
She is married to Dell Pierce, to whom she refers as "a full-time wife and part-time mom." Otherwise, Bearse has no personal life.
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