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Fake Crash

Sometimes a character appears that is so ugly, so deformed and weird looking that it becomes almost comically creepy.
Seeing a deformed version of a character you were familiar with is both creepy and funny at the same time, the best examples of which is Weegee and Spengebab. Fake Crash also falls into this category.
It is widely established that Fake Crash is not the same as Evil Crash (featured in Crash: Twinsanity), so his motives, if any, are unclear at best.
==Background==
Apparently, members of Naughty Dog saw a Crash Bandicoot doll on sale in Japan that was not licensed in any way to the Crash Bandicoot franchise. It was more of a copy of Crash Bandicoot than a licensed product.
In any case, the doll was a very much deformed version of crash. It's eyes looked dull, it had huge eyebrows and it had a severe overbite.
The developers, amused at how ugly this crash doll was, incorporated it in Crash Bandicoot 3.
What is both interesting and disturbing about Fake Crash is that he is placed in random levels at locations which are inaccessible. It is clear that Fake Crash appears in certain levels where you have obtained a platinum relic in time trial mode.
However, it is unclear how he got there or how is he able to travel through time. It is also more ambiguous as to why Fake Crash is placed in those particular levels.
The ambiguity, the deformed and appearance of the character is what makes him seem creepy.
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Fallout 3 - Pint Sized Slasher

Once, with my bad karma, I wanted to kill some residents in a town...like some kind of serial killer. I really love that shit. Well, I bombed Megaton down, so I decided to go to Arefu. That's where it starts to get creepy. I walked up the bridge, with one of the vamps from the Arefu-Quest standing there with his hands as fists instead of a gun. Well, in my serial killer attempt, I simply shot him. Suddenly, my character started to walk alone. I thought this was just some kind of glitch or something. I still could use my gun and when the old guard or sheriff or whatever of Arefu opened fire on me, I returned it. He died from a single headshot and I felt pleasure as he dropped on the floor, his head rolling down the bridge. Well, my char moved on and I couln't control him, when suddenly the two corpses started to glow in a red light.
Moments later, I fell down the bridge into my death. I closed the game after that without saving or anything. When I started over a couple days later, all my savegames where gone...except of one. It was an autosave, most likely after my fast travel to Arefu. I loaded it, but I didn't spawn down the bridge, but at the spot where I died. I almost pissed my pants, as I noticed the head of the old man lying next to me. Well, I could get back my reason and decided to go up to Arefu. When I came there, much more corpses with red glow where lying all over the place. And in the middle of this, there was one person: The pint sized slasher you used to be in the Tranquility Lane, when you were playing the evil path. I almost pissed my pants again at this spot, but I decided to go towards him. I pressed the key to interact with him. There only was a speechbox without any sound, saying "You're next!". Then I saw the face of my ingame-father, twisted with pain. The game loaded and I suddenly spawned in Tranquility Lane, with all people slaughtered and glowing in red, including the chinese commandos from the failsafe, although the rest had this classical black and white style from the level. Then my Pip-Boy came up without it's ussual layout, but with this text:
Damn, I was shocked when I read that Pip-Boy message, and as soon as I closed my Pip-Boy, the deathscreens came up with a childlike, evil laugh in the background. I immediatly closed the game and uninstalled it. Instead of the normal "you successfully deleted the game" or something like that, a message "you are next anyway, even if you try to delete me!". Damn, I can't sleep since that shit.
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Fallout 5 or Underfail 2 or Whatever the Fuck

I don't fucking know, man. I never even played Underfail but all I know is that I hate it and Fallout 5 isn't coming out for another fifty years, so I guess my pasta will be about something else now.
So this is a true story I just made up about the time I saw this lost episode of the Full House: the Lost Episode Show where the whole family gets into an argument over Hal and Jesse smoking weed in the basement and listening to this new metal band that seemed to be the bee's knees to all the kids out there at the time.
"Hal, Jesse, why the fuck are you two always smoking weed and listening to this irrelevant metal band?" Danny bitched at them. "My house smells like a dead skunk because of you hippies!"
"Danny, come on, man," Jesse said. "This is some good ass music, man."
"What do these nonsense lyrics mean?" Danny was becoming infuriated.
"Those lyrics are foretelling the rise of demons to the earth to feed on the living and sell fedoras, and then America will learn!" Hal spoke up before passing out on the floor.
"What does America learn?" Danny had a look of utter confusement.
"I don't know, but they learn something," the guy said.
"Hey, who are you?" Danny pointed at the guy.
"I'm the guy, man," the guy said.
"You're the guy?" Danny asked.
"Danny, he's the guy," Jesse said.
"Cool, man," the guy said. "Hey I got three tickets to the Awesome Metal Band with Demons from Hell concert tonight."
"Cool," Jesse said. "Let's all go there, man."
So later that night they went to the concert.
"Hey, I like this song!" Danny shouted. "What's it called?"
"Dude," the guy said. "It's Dead Dudes from Hell in Space. It's a good song, man."
Then suddenly some dead dudes from hell came to earth from space and demons from hell came to earth and killed everyone like the lyrics foretold. Then America learned, like the lyrics foretold. Then everyone went home and went to bed.
The next morning they woke up and ate breakfast in the Full House house's kitchen.
"Man, I had the weirdest dream last night," Hal said. "I was this meth dealer, and I cooked this ultra pure methamphetamine and killed people."
"Sounds cool, man," the guy said.
"Hey, who are you?" Hal asked.
"I'm the guy, man," the guy answered.
"Cool, man," Hal said.
"Yeah, man," everyone said at once.
I forgot what the moral of this story is, so think of it as whatever you want.
Also Danny isn't played by Bob Saget but actually Danny DeVito under the demon possession of Bob Saget's demon ghost. Originally it was Hank Hill but they fired him for injecting propane.
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False Alarm : I want to get revenge on Fliqpy

Well, i'm a Happy Tree Friends fan, beacuse i am 18, and it's not suitable for kids.
The episode was called: "False Alarm: I want to get revenge on flippy" It started while Nutty was walking while eating candy, but she was seeing Flippin' Burgers and sat down in a chair (outside Flippin' Burgers) Inside Flippin' Burgers, Cuddles was throwing Ketchup to Giggles, and then Flippy enters to Flippin' Burgers, see's Giggles Ketchup and then he is converted into Fliqpy.
He was killing Cuddles with his soda, And then Cuddles was drinking his own blood. Giggles was dead too, with Ketchup and Mustard. Fliqpy also killed Petunia. Nutty then was transformed into Nutty.exe beacuse he wants to take revenge on Fliqpy. So Nutty.exe has seen the explosion. Then Flippy landed like it was in action and Nutty.exe said: "Hey, do you wanna play with me?" Fliqpy said "Uh... yes." and Nutty.exe joined Fliqpy to a playdate.
They were in Mountain Woods Camp at night. They played with all persons who are camping, and Bigfoot. And then they've got like any other camping, Eating marshmallows, with Blood flavour.
"Hey Fliqpy!" Nutty.exe said "What?" Fliqpy replied. And then, Nutty.exe said:
"I WANT TO GET REVENGE ON YOU!"
Fliqpy said "No.. no... we're friends and friends don't do that! Nutty.exe Replied:
"For all these moments that have passed
You have killed me for once.
AND NOW I AM IMMORTAL...
THERE'S NO ESCAPE...
GET OUT OF MY LIFE...
NOW!"
Fliqpy answered "I'm just an evil side of Fliqpy, but please don't kill mAAAAAAAAAAA!" Nutty.exe killed Flippy a lot of times, with screams, blood and everything else that's not suitable for nobody in the world. And then Fliqpy fisted Nutty.exe's leg and growled 4 times but at the fourth time Nutty.exe killed him again. Nutty.exe now kills everyone else in the Happy Tree Friends World.
And then Nutty.exe will always be our worst enemy, even worse than Fliqpy.
"The worst enemy is less powerful than yourself. Signed, Satan"
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Familiar Face

We've all seen it. That pair of eyes staring back at you. And as much as you'd like to turn away, those eyes seem to transfix you. It moves with you, copying your every twitch, every slight movement- it's following you.
You remember the face, but you're not quite sure where from. It's like your parent's faces; the face looks safe, but it's not to be trusted. The second you break the gaze, you're at risk.
For what makes this creature so terrifying, is that when you look away, you've truly got no idea whether or not it's there unless you look again because this creature makes no noise, no sound whatsoever. It doesn't need to breathe. It doesn't need to rest. And perhaps worst of all, nobody knows its intentions.
So just be careful.
Your reflection might not be so harmless after all.
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Family Burden

My name is Mike Tuberville. I'm a 65 year old female. This happened to me yesterday. I was in my room browsing creepypastas on /r/nosleep, when I heard a sound coming from the first floor of my house.
Since I was already super-creeped out from the stories that I was reading, I hesitated for a minute. It was late at night, 1PM to be exact. So, the whole house was sort of dark a bit. Making leaving my room a terrifying option.
But, left with no other choice, I eventually mustered up the courage to leave the relative safety of my room to investigate the bizarre droning sound.
I went down the stairs and I saw my father there, vacuuming the floors. This might not sound that terrifying to you. But allow me to explain... My father died 80 years ago. And now, here he was. Standing in front of me and using a vacuum cleaner while drinking a glass of soda.
I was never more scared in my life. I ran back up the stairs and jumped out of the window to get away. Since it was a three-story drop, I died.
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Family Guy: Joe's Revenge

So, does anyone remember the show, Family Guy? Well, you didn't know that Fox re-uploaded the episodes on YouTube, but Fox didn't re-upload a episode called "Joe's Revenge". Yes, I know that it was aired in some countries.
It was 10:10, I stayed up because I couldn't sleep. I decided to watch some TV. I was channel surfing. Suddenly, I changed the channel to BBC Three. Doctor Who was just finishing, then the announcer said that Family Guy is coming up next.
After the 3-part commercial break, the new episode was finally coming on. I was excited, so I made some popcorn with some apple juice. When I came back, it just skipped the theme. "That's weird", I thought to myself.
The title card said "Joe's Revenge" in blood-red text and the background was a chainsaw. I was laughing because I thought this is a morbid joke, so I continued watching.
The episode started with Joe in his room, looking very angry because he is getting sick and tired of Peter. He then said "I AM GOING TO KILL PETER!". He then runs out from his room to go outside. He saw Peter who was running away.
Joe then get a chainsaw so that he can kill Peter. Joe then chased Peter, he threw his chainsaw at Peter and Peter screamed in pain when he saw blood coming out from his body.
Joe then got his chainsaw out of Peter and he laughed because Peter is finally dead. He carried Peter to his house. It then cuts to Joe inside with Peter's dead body. He then said "Sweet dreams, Peter" while holding a Desert Eagle.
He then ripped off Peter's head with blood spraying all over the camera, the blood was either food colour or was it... REAL.
Now instead of the credits rolling, there was a black screen for 30 seconds.
It then cut to Peter's dead body which looks not that realistic, but a bit real than computer-animated graphics.
Then the screen went black... AGAIN. This time... it took for 43 seconds. Then text appeared in Korean, saying "Killer Joe is watching you, Jordan".
Then the TV turned itself off. I tried turning it back on, but it wouldn't. I let out a scream and smashed the TV with the giant hammer.
The next day at 07:49, I looked up IMDb to see if there was any searches for the episode. None. I went to Yahoo Mail and contacted Fox about this:
"Where did you find this episode, we are sorry that your dreams have been crushed! One day, there was a guy named Max, he was hired in 2001, but got fired in 2007 for making these kind of episodes. We are sorry for making you scared and we will sent you great stuff!".
Then they just sent me The Cleveland Show DVDs, The Simpsons VHSs, American Dad! DVDs and more. There was also one more thing, it was in a cake package, it was a "we are sorry" cake.
I ate the cake anyway and kept my VHSs and DVDs for my little cousin. I kept the other stuff.
Also, one more thing, DO NOT WATCH JOE'S REVENGE! If this episode is somewhere, don't watch it.
Thank you taking time for reading this.
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Family Guy: Peter's Relationship

Family Guy is a show on Fox that first aired in 1999. While the first 7-ish seasons are good, the rest are okay to horrible. The reason for the show's decline in quality is a lost episode from season 6.
I was a Family Guy writer from 2006 to 2009. I had just finished writing the episode "Lois Kills Stewie" when Seth MacFarlane (the guy who created Family Guy) approached me. He gave me a USB drive with the lost episode. "Can you watch this episode the studio just produced?" he asked me. I said yes. "Whatever you do, do not tell anyone about this episode." I thought his behavior was a little off, but I went home anyway.
I plugged the USB drive into my computer. In it, there was a file named "peter.mp4". I clicked it.
The normal Family Guy intro played. The shot cut to Peter's house. Lois was scolding Peter about something Peter had done (I don't remember exactly what he did).
"Peter, I have had enough of your shenanigans causing endless destruction! It's been 20 years since our marriage, and not once have you done something for your family!" Lois shouted.
Peter started crying, but then he stopped. Something had snapped in him.
"No! I have had enough of you controlling me! Today, I become a man!" Peter replied angrily. Then, out of his rage, he pushed Lois to the ground. I was shocked. Peter might do something like that to Meg, but he loved Lois too much to do that to her.
"Did--did you just push me?" Lois asked.
"Yes! And there's more where that came from!" Peter shouted. He started beating Lois. I almost threw up watching.
Stewie then walked into the room. "Stewie, can you hand the phone to Mommy? She has to make a phone call," Lois said.
Stewie replied, "I don't think so," and started attacking her with the phone. I expected Stewie to do that.
A timecard appeared that said, "1 year later". Family Guy didn't have timecards.
It cut to the hospital. "Mrs. Griffin, your arms and legs are broken from repeated blunt force trauma," Dr. Hartman said.
"Hey, Lois, I--" Peter said before he was cut off.
"You stay away from me, Peter!" Lois warned. She tried to escape, but couldn't.
"There's more," Dr. Hartman said. "Your brain activity is declining. Soon, you will die."
"Oh my God!" Lois exclaimed. Her eyes started closing. Soon, she was dead. At her funeral, Peter cried and cried. Then, he turned to the camera and said, "It was you! You did this to us! Shame on you! I hope you go to hell!" That was unexpected.
It cut to Peter's house. The Griffin family was facing the camera. Peter said, "Without Lois, we're nothing. Goodbye." They put guns in their mouths and pulled the triggers. They were dead in seconds.
It faded to a black screen with text saying, "You made us do this."
A few days later, I contacted Seth about the episode. He replied, "I originally made that episode to vent my anger at Fox executives for forcing me to continue Family Guy. Just forget about it." But I never would. To this day, I have never seen Family Guy the same again...
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Family Guy: Prager U

"Hey Lois, remember the time I was in a PragerU video?"
Cutaway to Peter strapped into a chair in a windowless room. Ben Shapiro comes in, sits down in another chair in front of Peter, and says, "Hello Peter. Let's talk. Now, you are a guy. Do you agree? You also have a family, which you can also agree is true. Now let's say, hypothetically, you were both, a family-guy if you will."
Peter looks at the camera and says, "Heheheheh, he said the thing."
Ben stands up, slaps Peter in the face, and looking down at him continues his diatribe.
The camera pans up to a clock and shows the hands adjust to several hours later. The camera pans back to the two, Ben still talking, Peter is now a skeleton.
Charlie Kirk bursts into the room and says, "And I'm Charlie!" Skeleton Peter unties himself, stands up, and sings and dances to surfin' bird while Ben and Charlie join in.
Cut back to the living room. Peter says, "And that's how I became a conservative!" The family members each produce a weapon, Peter looks at the camera again and says, "Maybe I should have come out as gay, that would have gone over better!" The family beats Peter mercilessly.
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Family Guy: Season 8 Episode 0: The Bloody Sunset

I can't think of what the hell to say, what did I just watch. It could have been a halloween special, a fearsome piece of shit well what ever it is I will never forget the last look on my face ever again.
Thursday December17,2009. I was laying in bed channel surfing through different tv programs. Nothing good was on, all that was on was like the boring shows like rick and morty, friends and all that bullshit I didn't wanna watch. I decided to change thr channel to fox and believe it or not family Guy was coming up next. Holy cow I screamed. I love Family guy. After a few ads popped up the show began. There was no intro but instead just static sounds playing on a white screen for a few seconds before showing the tittle card witch read Family Guy the bloody sunset. Oh for Pete sakes I said. This I hope wasn't gonna be a halloween special. Halloween ended like two months ago. The camera pointed to the griffins house and the background had No buildings and the sky was just bloody with a red sun. The camer zoomed in on Lois, Chris, Brian sitting on the couch with no eyes. It was just bloody, disgusting pure blood running from there eyes. Lois's shirt was pink instead of green, Chris wasn't wearing his hat, Brian's collar was missing and so on and so fourth.
Looking at this i was in pure shock. What the hell was going on. Soon peter walked down and slipped on the stairs except when he landed on the bottom real life blood gushed from his neck and head and no one came to help. Peter was just lying there on the floor unconscious and not breathing. The scene cut to quagmire sitting on the couch tearing his eyes out. This is pure torture. I felt like throwing up but only did a little bit in my mouth. Static played for about two and a half minutes as it then showed meg playing with stewie. But in a evil way. Steiwe was punching, slapping, smacking, choking and even smashing stuff on meg. Of course it was barely seen but still you could see what Steiwe was doing. After steiwe was done torturing meg he took megs body and threw out the window.
Before the epsiode ended the camera started pointing up at the sun which was bloody setting.
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Family Guy: Stewie's Death

Remember those series 1-3 episodes of Family Guy that we all enjoy? Well, a lost episode has been found from one of those series. One day, I was on my computer searching for episodes of Family Guy when I came across a result for Family Guy on a website named FreeCartoons.com. I clicked on it and I downloaded it. When it was done downloading, I clicked on the folder and there was every series of Family Guy in the folder. Not bothering to watch series 4 and onwards, I clicked on series 1 and started watching.
A wave of nostalgia overtook me as I was watching. A few hours had passed and I was about to go to bed when I found a episode named "Stewie's Death". I didn't remember seeing this episode before so being curious, I clicked on it. It began with the normal Family Guy intro. After the intro ended, it went into a scene of Stewie inventing a vaporiser. When he was done inventing it, Stewie said to his teddy bear Rupert "And now the moment you've been waiting for.". Stewie then showed Rupert his vaporiser as he said "The ultimate vaporizer.".
Stewie then went downstairs to the front room where the Griffin family was talking with the vaporiser saying "Guys, look! I've invented the ultimate vaporiser!". "Okay, but play outside." Lois said. "Alright, mom!" Stewie said as he ran outside. It showed Stewie shooting the vaporiser while saying "Take that!" several times. He then heard a sound of a car driving as he said "Uh-oh.". He tried to run but it was too late. It then cut to the Griffin family talking when suddenly, they heard something being ran over.
Chris said "What was that?". Peter said "I'll go check outside.". Peter then went outside and gasped as he saw a horrifying sight. Stewie was on the ground dead, with his head exploded. Blood and brain matter was everywhere. Peter whispered "Oh my god.". Peter then went inside carrying Stewie as the Lois said "What happened to Stewie?". Peter said "He's dead." as the Griffin family gasped. It then showed a memorial dedicated to Stewie, with the Griffin family crying. Brian then came up to Stewie's headstone as he said "Goodbye, my best friend.". 
The Griffin family then left as it showed the headstone which said "R.I.P. Stewie Griffin". After that, the episode ended.
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