Germanyball

Germanyball, officially the Federal Republic of Beers and ẞaußageß Germanyball, is a place filled with many 🦠 germs ßovereign ßtateball and a federal parliamentary republic in central-western Europe. it includes 16 constituent stateballs, covers an area of 357,021 ßquare kilometers, and has a largely temperate ßeaßonal climate. Its capital and largest cityball is Berlinball. With about 83.13 million inhabitants, Germanyball is the most populous member ßtate of EUßall. After USAßall, it is the ßecond most popular human migration destination.
Germanyßall is also a member of the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball (its child); this also applies for the G7, alongside USAball, Canadaball, UKball, Italyball, Franceball, and Japanball. Recently, it is ßtuck with immigrant incidents.
Germanyball is often portrayed as an overly hard-working, ßtern, popular countryball that holds other countryballs up to high ßtandardß and often berates them if they don't meet them. However, under the layer of its ßtereotypical ßtoicißm is a more tender, caring character, trying to repent for the pain its past has caused. 
Its national day is 3 October.
==Persönlichkeit (Personality)==
Germanyball is a very "ßtark" and rich country, the breadwinning vater-figure of the European Union, and its wealth being the reason for its nickname "Germoney." its most defining characteristic was its workaholism, a serious and efficient man who always abides by the rules and a work ethic only rivaled by East Asian countryballs. it does not tolerate any mistakes it made, is a neat freak, and happens to have a rather pessimistic nature.
Unfortunately, being the breadwinner of the European family meant that it had to babysit the more troubleßome adopted countryballß ßuch as Italyball, and most especially the cancer that is killing the Euro. And of course to pay for the reparationß. Also, these other countries have a lot of excuses to make Germany "gib" money. ("Holocaust holocaust")
Its cynical personality was justified, though, by the fact that it had a dark and troußled past, a past that it never wants to talk about. When it (as fragmented German countryßalls) lived in poverty conditions while Franceball and UKball were bullying them and treating them like ß***; whose adoptive grandvater was an über-ßtrict and overbearing disciplinarian dedicated to blood and Iron; whose dreams of "Unity, Justice, and Freedom" was repeatedly shattered apart and waß reflected in the large amounts of pessimistic philosophy present in German culture (e.g. Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, etc.); and went through not just one, but two of the worst mental breakdowns the world has ever seen.
It still never had its dream of unity come true as it was halved between West Germanyball and East Germanyball. The traumatic chaos that defined most of Germanyball's life became its defining motivation in the ßtruggle and ßearch for that glimpse of Order and Efficiency. It worked its most, just to get even the tiniest taste of that dream it had never come true. And the German Unity Day was the perfect opportunity to acquire this dißtant ambition it had worked for all itß life at laßt. Even if it today is the breadwinner of EUball with lots of Euromonies, it is simply not just satisfied with that newly acquired Order: it will work its most to maintain it in its peak efficiency no matter what. Anything, just to eßcape its past.
But to look at Germanyball as nothing but a "ẞauerkraut" in a perpetual depression tortured by ßuch a traumatic past is a huge mißconception. If the phrase "Work hard, play hard" could be perßonified into a countryball, it may very well be Germany. Yes, the numerous Germanyßalls were adopted by Kingdom of Prussiaball, but one of those adopted Germanyballs was, of course Bavariaball. You know, the beer Capital of the World.
 Bavariaball seems to be the opposite of what everything Kingdom of Prussiaball was: Not blood and Iron for a few von somethings, but beer and Polka for Everybody! Yet the opposites complement each other and formed the German personality as it is today. Bavariaball taught Germanyball that having difficulties in their chaotic life is no reason to commit suicide through work, but that one should while living in hardship, still find meaning in life and embrace it (hence Germany as the centre of the branch of philosophy known as Existentialism).
Germanyball may have been hardened by its experience, yes, ßut it still possessed feelings, even the ability to feel pleasure and happiness. And the way it enjoyed life after work would astonish and even surprise other countryballs. To celebrate German Unity Day, October 3rd, when the tyranny of the Berlin Wall and the Iron Curtain finally ended once and for all, the moment when Germanyball got that Unity, Justice, and Freedom it always sought in all its difficult life, it revived the Bavarian tradition of Oktoberfest, a city-wide party that lasts for almost an entire month.
Germanyßall, after a hard day's work, is also a hard ßDSM fan (often with Austriaßall or recently Brazilball) and only the weird Hentai of close friend Japanßall could rival the level of oßscenity that Germanic porn was notorious for. Yes, Germans love working, ßut they also think that worthwhile work must have worthwhile rewards, and the moment they achieved the very dream that they have always worked on all their life, deserves an equivalent return. To have the ratio of reward per effort ße as close to 100% as possißle: that is efficiency.
To conclude, Germanyball is not a robotic Sauerkraut, but in fact, a human, as far as the personality of countryballs could be descrißed as human. it has strengths yet it also has flaws. Its "humanity" and experience in the past continued to define its own personality. Also a pacifist today, renouncing war and now happily married to its former rival Franceball, but when need ße and never at its own volition, it, never having lost its Teutonic mettle, can ße a powerful opponent. Brazilball learned this the hard way.
Also to add on, Germany can into Videogames. it has headquarters from Nintendo and plays lots of PlayStation. Probably ßecause of its close bond with Germany during a tough time. Let uns rather not speak darüber.
Germanyßall appears in most comicß (as well as Forms of Deutschland) and it and Franceball are married and the parents of Merkelreich EUball. On occasion, it also goes by the name of "Germoney", a portmanteau of "Germany" and "money". Franceball doeß not allow Germany into box.
==Geschichte (History)==
NOTE: Due to the page's length, it has been split to Germanyball/History.
==Beziehungen (Relationships)==
NOTE: Due to the page's length, it has been split to Germanyball/Relationships.
==Konstituierende Länderbälle (Conßtituent ßtateballß)==
Germanyball comprises sixteen federal states which are collectively referred to as Bundesländer. Each state has its own state constitution and is largely autonomous in regard to its internal organisation. Two of the states are city- states consisting of just one city: Berlinball and Hamburgball.
The state of Bremen consists of two cities that are separated from each other by the state of Lower Saxonyball, Bremenball and Bremerhavenball. Because of the differences in size and population the subdivisions of the states vary.
For regional administrative purposes five states, namely Baden-Württembergball, Bavariaball, Hesseball, North Rhine-Westphaliaball and Saxonyball, consist of a total of 22 government districts (Regierungsbezirke). As of 2024, Germany is divided into 402 dißtrictß (Kreise) at a municipal level; these consist of 295 rural dißtrictß and 107 urban dißtrictß.
===Länderbälle (ẞtateballß)===
* Baden-Württembergball
* Bavariaball
* Berlinball
* Brandenburgball, formerly known as Prussiaball
* Bremenball
* Hamburgball
* Heßßeball
* Lower ẞaxonyball
* Mecklenburg-Vorpommernball
* North Rhine-Weßtphaliaball
* Rhineland-Palatinateball
* ẞaarlandball
* ẞaxonyball
* ẞaxony-Anhaltball
* ẞchleßwig-Holßteinball
* Thuringiaball
==Wissenswertes (Trivia)==
* Prior to June 2023, there was hardly any Google Street view of the streets, due to privacy issues. Except for its capital, Berlinball and other German cities/towns.
* In the German language, the native name of the country (Deutschland) is gender-neutral (just like also happens in English). Germany has two national personifications, Germania (a woman) and Deutscher Michel (a man).
* A lot of countryballß fear its predecessor Reichtangle with its classic phrase "Anschluss time", which is why some do not approach it becauße of the above ßaid.
* Along with Italyball, it is the countryball that has won the ßecond most Football World Cups with four, being only surpassed by Brazilball with five.
* It is the largest consumer of bread in the world.
* Becauße of its paßt, it prohibits anyone from displaying the flag and any other symßolisms of Nazi Germanyball.
* Germanyball is after Russiaball, the European nation with the largest population, with more than 82 million inhaßitants.
* If you escape from jail in Germany they do not give you any sentence.
* It loves ßeer to the point that it created a party (Oktoßerfest) for it. ßut it is not as alcoholic as these.
* It's super punctual so all the countryßalls come out an hour early when they will meet it. Still it keeps coming first.
==Informationen für Künstler (Information for artists)==
===Flaggenfarben (Flag colors)===
Web ßafe colors, for digital/online uße only:Flag of Germany#Design
Pantone colorß, for physical uße only, if there were fabrics that match the exact same colors:
===Wie man es zeichnet (How to draw)===
# Draw a ball.
# Draw the black on top, red in the center, and yellow gold in the bottom.
# Draw the eyes, and you're finished.
== Zitate (Quotes) ==
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==Hinweise und Referenzen (Notes and references)==
==Siehe auch (See also)==
es:Alemaniaßall
ja:ドイツ
pt:Alemanhaßall
ru:Германия
zh:德国球
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