Doki turns Peppa Pig into bacon, eats it, goes on an expedition and dies

Hello I am James. I hate life. But Doki saved me... until now. He was a 6 year old dog who always gone on expedition to interesting countries or US states I have never heard before (since I live in Florida in my room with air conditioning and no daylight 24/7.)
==Episode==
Basically since I found a VHS (like everyone always does for some reason) oh no am hav strok anywgu i olkdgdfed ir in trlecisoom and the doi inteo plauwf. Yay, my stroke somehow only lasted 2 minutes. Anyway, the episode was "Doki Crashes the Plane" in all caps, since that's what Doki's "title cards" (actually just episode titles on scenes) do. Anyway doki and gang was doing some stuff in the kitchen but I don't exactly remember since my mind blacked out. o nj \amdf havfjng sowre strokf agsifjbnjv but ttmgnmgjtngtngngngnnffdndnf
My stroke lasted slightly longer but still. Then Doki went to Peppa Pig's house.
Here's what happened:
Doki: "Hello I am expedition dog Doki! And I have come to kill you all!"
Peppa: "why lmao"
Daddy: "please no help us"
George: "DINOSAUR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH"
Doki: "idc get killed rip bozo l"
Doki turns everyone into bacon using the "pig obliteration nuke", and also brings the bacon with him.
Doki teleports back to the clubhouse (actually just decorated abandoned windmill with no mill on lake).
Oto: "Why do you have bacon on you arms and legs"
Doki: "I killed Peppa's whole family (figutarively, that is.)"
Doki has sunglasses on him.
Oto: "Why?"
Doki: "Because!"
What the hell was this?
Suddenly Anabella comes in singing the beat to Illenium's remix of Don't Let Me Down by the Chainsmokers while waring a tutu with the 2014-2016 Trap Nation logo on it for no reason. (Makes some sense a bit though since that remix was in Trap Nation).
strok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding guys.
Anabella: "Don't judge me I retired from ballet and decided to be a die hard fan of BOXINBOX & Lionsize, San Holo, Illenium and T-Mass." (side note + fun fact: these people all have remixes on Trap Nation)
Oto: "Trap music sucks."
Somehow, Adderall by AyWy. and EphRem starts playing, and Oto gets knocked out when the beat drops.
Anabella: "Thank god."
Mundi, Gabi and Fico come in at the out-of-context, strange, weird, nonsensical, insane, and crazy moments that just happened.
Mundi: "What just happened?"
Gabi: "Typical antics."
Doki: "Hey guys want bacon?"
All: "Yes! But what it's from?"
Doki: "Peppa pig's famil-"
Nobody except Gabi of the three who came in is here.
Gabi: "OK let's eat."
Then they eat, as Gabi said. I basically skipped over that scene because it was like being covered with boredom.
Then it's expedition time, you know... They get ready for an expedition to Sealand, pack up their bags, and as Oto is unconscious, Doki flies the plane (though Mundi is supposed to do that).
Doki: "I'm flying the plane!"
Mundi: "Ain't I supposed to do that?"
Doki: "idc lmao go-"
Fico: "crash the plane!"
Doki crashes the plane and everyone dies.
And the credits started rolling.
==Opinion + Aftermath (not)==
Well nothing happened after that. I did not destroy the tape, neither with a hammer, with a crowbar, with an axe or with my bare hands. It just stood there on my table.
And the episode was weird but also admittedly funny at times. But I don't understand anything that happened here. Like what does Doki crashing the plane and killing everyone on board + himself do with Peppa Pig and her family turned into bacon and then eaten?
Anyway that's why I gave this title, it being "Doki turns Peppa Pig into bacon, eats it, goes on an expedition and dies".
Also thanks for reading.
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