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Shrek VS Jeff the Killer

It was a dark night and shrek had just finished his shrex and he had flown away. He had seen a bright light in the distance and thought that it was his swamp. He sky-rocketed down to the light only to find out that it wasn't his swamp. It was a bright man with dark hair with a knife. Shrek threw a onion at the man trying to get his attention so he could have another amazing shrex session. The man turned around and shreks jaw dropped. As he had seen the one man he had wanted for years. Not for sex or love. Jeff had been killing shrek's shrex buddies.
"Hello, Shrek"
"This is my swamp, you better leave while you can Jeff"
"Oh no shrek, this is my swamp now, I have pulled a farquad and in order to get your swamp back you have to face me"
"That was my intention this whole time!" said shrek as he threw his onions at Jeff again. Jeff dodges the attacks and stabs one of the onions. Shrek cried as he saw the onion juices leak out the onion.
"One onion's life is gone, FOR YOU ONION" shrek whipped out his 15 foot cock and knocked Jeff over. Shrek flipped over and was on top of Jeff, ready to force Jeff to taste the onion juice but then out of nowhere Fangirls came in in gangs and tried to stop shrek. Some of them got helicopters somehow they over powered shrek. Shrek was on the ground being held by many fangirls. When Jeff came up Jeff was ready to stab shrek when one of the fangirls tried to kiss Jeff. All of them started fighting over Jeff and shrek got up.
Shrek looked in the distance and seen someone who shouldn't have been there. Farquad, he had returned. Jeff was as shocked as shrek was.
"But, But how, You got eaten by the dragon" Shrek said
Farquad replied with "Haven't you ever heard of shit? I used my shit to make the dragon puke".
"You may have survived the dragon but you wont survive me!" shrek shouted as he sprinted towards farquad
Jeff hit shrek and said "We aren't done yet greeny".
Farquad said "THIS IS MY KILL JEFF"
Jeff threw his knife at farquad and it destroyed his hat. Shrek punched Jeff and Jeff kicked shrek. Farquad sleeper holded Jeff but Farquad was gone when shrek hit him with his 15 foot cock. Jeff magically got another knife and stabbed shrek in the neck. Shrek was laying on the ground Jeff ready to finish him off when he heard a bus.
Jeff turned around to see the bus driver that helped Randy before he went insane.
"I know you" said the bus driver. "You hurt the only possible person in the city to own the knife". "Do you know how much power Randy has?". The bus driver pulled down his hood to reveal that he was Randy.
"You prick" Jeff said and shrek tripped him up and used the onion grenade to finish him off. Randy face off to shrek. Shrek was ready to throw the onion grenade again when Troy and Keith stabbed shrek in the legs. Shrek was down on his knees.
"Lets go guys". Randy Troy and Keith got on the bus and drove off leaving the battle behind as shrek looked on he knew what his next job was. He prepared his dick...
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Category:Shrek
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:BATTELS
Category:DIALOGUE!
Shrek VS Troy the Killer (Part 3 of the Shrek VS Jeff the Killer Series)

Troy lay on the ground with his mangled face walking around as the police came to see what the commotion was all about. Troy killed the police with a magic knife he got out of no where. Troy looked at the onion cum trail and followed it to try and find Shrek. after days of following the cum from country to country moon to pie Troy finally found the swamp. Shrek was sitting on a chair with Fiona wrapped around his 15ft cock. Troy surprised shrek by yelling at him and Shrek accidentally killed Fiona.
Shrek was angry and stood up with the intention to maul or kill. He didn't recognise troy since he burnt up his face. Troy said "Hello Shrek, You may remember me from our Battle". "I have come back to claim Randy since you stole him away from me".
"where you gay for him laddie?" said shrek as Fiona's blood was sprayed all over shreks cock.
"I was gay for him Shrek... Who wouldn't be... He can skate on a board with 3 people on it you know". Shrek stood their in silence and shrek threw an onion grenade at Troy but Troy whipped out his skateboard and batted the Grenade towards Shrek. Shrek layed their on the ground in agony since he wasn't used to the effects of his own grenade.
Troy walked towards shrek but Troy slipped on Shreks cum and Shrek was able to recover. When they both got up Shrek hit Troy in the face with his 15ft cock. Troy was down but he threw his magic knife at shrek and it cut off 10ft of shreks cock. Shrek was in agony as Troy picked up the falled off cock and started batting shrek in the face with his cock.
Shrek threw swamp water into Troys eyes and Troy was blinded temporarily and Shrek threw an onion grenade at Troy and Troy was injured. they started brawling with fistycuffs and all the dialogue was had. Shrek hit Troy and Shrek remembered his number one weapon in which he hadn't used yet. Shrek used his humanising potion to become a human and shrek was able to stick his smaller finger up Troy's ass so hard that his finger hit his eye. He waited until the potion wore off and Troys Face exploded with shreks massive hand.
No one beats shrek... Shrek is love, Shrek is life...
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Category:Shrek
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Shrek Vs Randy (Shrek Vs Jeff the Killer Part 2)

While on the bus Troy complemented Randy for the upgrade from skateboards to a bus. Randy was pleased that he had pleased Troy and Keith so he gave them the only knife left that Jeff didn't have. 
"So thats why no one pulled out a knife on us!" Keith said
"Why else would you think that no one would oppose us as the only knife owners in the neighbourhood?" Randy replied
"I ain't sure, what if they got a butter knife or a spoon?" Keith replied
"We eliminated butter knives so people had to use spoons to cut bread keith you forgettable dumbass!" Randy shouted. Shrek layed sight on Randy and the boys in the bus as he was flying. his cock grew erect and it went from being 15 ft long to 30 ft long. Troy noticed it and shouted to randy "ITS SHREK". The cock landed on the bus roof and all of the windows were shattered of the impact of shreks cock!
"You bitch!" Randy shouted
"I have to finish the job laddie said shrek as he flew through one of the windows. His cock was still on the roof wrapping round the bus for a secure grip. Shrek threw an onion grenade which blew up the bus and nearly killed everyone in their. Keith died and Troy was crying over his body.
"I'll kill you bastard!" Troy shouted. Shreks cock was on fire due to the explosion and he hit Troy with his flaming cock and set Troy on fire. Troy rolled and rolled and his skin started to turn white. Randy drew out a gun and started shooting at Shrek. Shrek used his dick like helecopter blades and flew towards randy. Randy jumped threw the dick blade and shot the dick. Shrek was wounded as Randy shot Shrek more and more. 
Shrek tripped over Randy and started strangling him with his dick. Randy shot shrek in the balls and shrek was on the ground again. Shrek punched Randy and what was once a weapon brawl became a classic 1v1 fist fight. Shrek punched Randy and Randy kicked Shrek. after hours of fighting Randy had had enough and he pulled out a gun again and shot shrek in the knee caps. Randy was ready to blow shreks brains out when shrek said
"I will never go away laddie... This is my swamp now" They were teleported to the swamp. Randy still had the gun and shot shrek in the arms so he could try to drown shrek. Shrek wrapped his dick around his leg and Randy was down. Shrek drowned Randy and felt like his job was done but it was only the beginning of another battle.
== Epilogue ==
Troy lay their burning his skin turning white when his sanity snapped and he grew long black hair. Troy the killer was born...
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Category:English Class Failure
Shrek is Hate, Shrek is Death 2

>be me
>be 16
>i love shrek, i have a lot of merchandise and i watch his movies every night
>my sister wants to watch the old mlp movies
>i say no, and beat her up in the name of shrek
>she cries
>my parents are pissed at me
>they ground me for 6 months
>something climbs into my room through the window
>it's shrek
>he has 2 machine guns in his hands
>i'm so happy
>my sister enters the room
>shrek grabs my sister
>he throws her against the wall
>he picks her up again, and snaps her neck
>my parents walk in
>shrek shoots them to death
>i'm so happy
>shrek picks me up, places me up
>he pulls out his machine guns and shoots me to death
>my body is riddled with bullet holes
>blood splatters all over the room
>i die
>Shrek is Hate
>Shrek is Death
>Shrek is Drek
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Shrek is Love: Fast Food Shrek

> be me
> ordering at a fast food restaurant with my family
> I have a Baconator with extra onions
> My mother asks what we should have for the table
> the choices were onion rings or french fries
> I immediately choose the onion rings
> the rest of my family chooses the fries
> I tell them not to disappoint Shrek
> My family rolls their eyes and say shrek is drek
> I was appalled by such foul language
> I realized that my family was filled with Farquaads
> I pray vigorously to my ogrelord
> suddenly I hear a crash through the ceiling.
> shrek falls on top of my mother and then jizzes all over her bloody mangled mess
> Shrek takes out his 1,485,937,839 Mile long cock and he gets aroused which doubles the size of his cock
> Shrek sticks his dick in my sister and has amazing shrex with her as he filled her with his onion cum
> I continued to fap at the speed of light
> suddenly, shrek fills my sister so much that she blows up
> next, shrek goes up to my dad, does a triple flip and then says
> "get your arse over here laddie!"
> my dad comes up and then shrek rips off my dads head and skullfucks his head and then he took his eyes out and made jam out of it.
> I ask if its ogre
> Shrek says "Not yet laddeh."
>He takes out his aroused182838981424524624624635357635625435525246356467578679797907907867845636323234235246256357646484673463424513413524635635745747456 mile long cock and he makes me suck it
> we proceed to have amazing shrex throughout the night
> I walk back home with a anus that was torn in half
shrek is love shrek is life
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Shrek is Love: PG Edishun

>be me
>be 19
>watching Shrek 1 for the first time in a long time
>little brother starts watching it too
>little brother says "its awesome"
>even though its halfway through
>parents come in the room
>they turn off the tv while we were watching Shrek
>I get mad
>I yell at my parents
>little brother joins in too
>Parents say "we're both grounded"
>They send us to our room
>before we're halfway up the stairs
>there was a big boom
>Shrek, happy and in his underwear, come barging to the door
>The whole room fills with the aroma of onions
>Shrek sees my parents still yelling at us
>Shrek turns on the t.v, seeing Shrek was on
>OGRE MY DEAD BODY!
>Shrek rips my dad's chest hair off
>starts eating my dad's hair vigerously
>mom freaks out
>mom runs to the phone
>shrek does a major jump, with a back flip, and lands in front of my mom before she picks up the phone
>Shrek, then, cuts an onion, then shoving gum in his mouth so the onion won't burn his eyes.
>mom passes out from the horror.
>Shrek looks at us
>"taek ur shirts off, i need 2 chek ur helth"
>Me and my brother takes off our shirts
>we watch as shrek pulls out his medic equipment.
>Shrek pulls out a stethoscope and puts it on our backs, he says "Taek uh deep breth"
>We do
>Shrek tells us to sit down
>we sit down
>Shrek puts his plexor on our knees and gives a light tap.
>There was no pain, and we had normal reflexes.
>Shrek says "K u wer 8 years l8 on ur tetnis shot ladehs, i must give it to you".
>He gives me the shot.
>Sure, it was a tad painful, but it helped.
>He goes to my brother, who does the same thing as I did
>Shrek orders us to stand up
>We do
>Shrek orders us to take our shoes off.
>We do
>Shrek tells me and my brother to step on the scales.
>so he weighed us both.
>Our weight is normal
>Shrek puts blood pressure thingy on our arms
>He pumps it
>me and my brother have normal blood pressure
>we thank shrek
>our mom awakens
>shrek gets up and leaves
>before he leaves he whispers
>"ur both helthy, stai helthy by eting rite"
>Me and my brother are happy, and will remember but one thing
>Check urself
>b4 u shrek urself
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Shrek
Shrek is Love: The Gruesome Case

There was a gruesome case, a whole bus of elderly people disappeared. It was a calm day at Cloverfield Retirement home, we had a substitute supervisor that day, his name was Shrek. Shrek was a big, intimidating guy and something about about him made me feel suspicious. We had a field trip, since our regular supervisor wasn't here with us, Shrek had to come.
Everything was was going well, until all of a sudden the bus crashed. We ended up in a swamp. Luckily, no deaths have occurred, only minor injuries. We got out of the bus only to leave it engulfed in flames. To my surprise, we saw Shrek successfully run the vehicle and drove out of the swamp leaving us to die.
Suddenly, I heard a scream. We saw a masked group heading towards us, they were holding knives with hyper-realistic blood. We ran for it, I took a quick glance behind me only to realize that they weren't chasing us. I could see an ogre riding a donkey. Funny, he looked a lot like the supervisor. I paused to take a closer look, it was Shrek! He dismounted the donkey and landed a mighty punch at the leader of the group! Super, uber, dupper, king cooper, looper dooper, Jesus fucking hyper realistic blood oozed out. Shrek roared a mighty roar and swiftly filled the entire cult's assholes with his love. They all got immobilized by the ogre's power.
He then came to me with inhuman speed and whispered to my ear. 
"This is my swamp."
...
During a police investigation, a note was found in the bus wreckage:
"Shrek saved our lives,
Shrek saved my life,
Shrek is love,
Shrek is life."
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Category:Shrek
Category:Hyper-realistic
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Category:Pointless Violence
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Shreking McDonalds

I was ordering food at McDonald's, because I am a fat little American shit.
"One Big Mac.", I say. "Hold the onions."
I soon realize my mistake, but it's too late.
The room fills with the smell of...onions, and I start to smile.
I hear a thundering crash on the roof. Shrek has come.
He crashes down through the roof.
"That's a sin, laddie.", he whispers in my ear. My smile quickly turns into a frown.
He pulls his and my pants down, revealing a large ogre Eshrektion.
It's twice as long as my arm, and twice as THICK.
He shoves it up my asshole, and starts fucking me with everything he's got.
"Stop, Shrek. Please.", I say. Tears well up in my eyes as my anus starts bleeding rapidly.
Suddenly, his ogre cock shoots out of my mouth, stretching and tearing the skin at the lips.
His penis comes out of my mouth while cumming in my mouth.
He cums all over a restaurant manager.'
He is a fireman, and I am his firehose.
Finally, he finishes, and pulls out.
He pulls his pants up, gives me an onion.
I pretend to chew it, but then spit it out.
He turns around, an angry grimace on his face, and pulls his pants down again.
"I hope you're ready for round two, laddeh.", he says in a very quiet voice.
The Fucking End
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Shrieking in Anguish

Back in early January of 2012, there were some... disturbing rumors of cryptic video floating around somewhere on YouTube... However, the video was removed from YouTube and the original uploader banned from the site and never heard from again.. For a few weeks after the takedown, people had began questioning on forum boards if the supposed video had even existed or if it the joke of some kids.
There were some, though, that claimed they had seen the thing before it was removed, and when questioned about it, they first initially refused, but gave in and described the clip in such grave detail. The video had been only two second along, the only thing in it a deathly pale figure with the skin missing from his mouth and nose, his eyes missing from the soulless black pits that once contained them, the only audio a deafening hellish shriek... Despite those being able to explain the contents in such traumatic detail, there were still great doubts among many, believing it was some elaborate joke collaborated between a group of people... Over the next few months, interest and speculation had died down...
Then, sometime in July, one of the members on a forum claimed he had found the clip somewhere deep on the internet. People demanded him to re-upload it, and so he did...
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Category:Satire
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Shut Up Copypasta

Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING elseONE wordI will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screamingas though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
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SiIvagunner: The Deleted Rip

WHAT and WHO is SiIvagunner, you may be asking? SiIvagunner (Pronounced SEE-VUH-GUN-UR) is a parody YouTube channel run by a group of people who post bait and switch music disguised as the actual track. These are done in style to the now deleted channel, GilvaSunner (Pronounced GILL-VUH-SUN-ER), who once posted high quality rips from various video game OSTs. But the reason why SiIvagunner is so popular is its memes and lore. The many memes they put in are from different sources, but the most common are Grand Dad, Snow halation, and The Nutshack. The lore is something not many people talk about, and is something that I myself, an avid listener since 2016, don't really pay attention to.
But a few years ago, around the time of the King for Another Day tournament, a mysterious contender joined the fray, and although their rips are deleted, I did manage to download all the rips and know who the contender was. It was none other then the infamous hyper-realistic, gory, terrifying god, Sonic.exe. Although there was a Hill Act 1 rip that is still up today, these are different. The names of his rips will be redacted as I have reuploaded the rips onto the Internet Archive. However, I will explain what the rips sounded like. In the first rip, the sound was nonexistent for about 3 minutes, and a rusted and ruined ring faded into the view, as well as torn wings. Near the bottom right, a Sega 666 copyright date appeared. Then, two white hands appeared. Sonic.exe appeared in the frame, and he tells the audience, "Did you remember your god?" and he then jumped out and said, "Try to keep things interesting for me, competitors." and then his victory theme played. It sounded like a remix of Hill Act 1 mixed with Green Hill Zone.
I eventually found in the files of the King for Another Day MOJO! website, that Sonic.exe had a full description if he wasn't deleted. Here is the following description:
"A vengeful demon who attempts to mimic the appearance of Sonic the Hedgehog. This demon is no force to be reckoned with, as everyone else's powers are NOTHING compared to his."
More to be added some day.
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Sick of NNN

I'm sick of hearing about no nut November. It's every fucking year now. You think not cumming from your own hand takes self control and discipline? I'm not even gay but I'll show you what self control looks like. Try not to cum when I break into your house and tug on your snake till it spits venom. Then you'll know what true discipline looks like. I know you're weak. I don't even have any sexual attraction to men and I know you'll be begging for more when I'm done with you. I have decades of cumming experience and I know my way around a penis (my own penis). Say goodbye to your silly little game. And guess what, I'll be coming too (it will have been the 3rd cum of the day). I won't be getting off cause I milked your prostate. Instead I'll be coming because I'll know NNN is over.
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Sidewalk

You're walking down a sidewalk. The town you are walking through seems deserted, when normally it is very populous. You think you are alone, when suddenly, a very eerie looking man is right behind you, about 20 feet away. Creeped out, you start speeding up. He starts whispering a story, gradually getting louder and louder. You go from speed walking to running, and then running to sprinting, but the man is right behind you, whenever you look back, and now, he's getting closer. The words of the story you can't hear, because he's murmuring, but you hear one sentence:
"THOU SHALL DIE BY THE KNIFE THAT SLIT YOUR THROAT."
He slowly reaches in his pocket to find a sharp blade, and slowly starts walking towards you...
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Sigma Grindset Steps

Step 1. Blame others: believe that everything that doesn't go your way is someone else's fault. Point the finger at themㅡalwaysㅡand refuse to take any responsibility
Step 2. Procrastinate: in fact, just defer all your responsibilities to your future self.
Step 3. Complain, a lot: vomit negativity everywhere you go. If you're unhappy, make sure everyone you know knows it. You'll definitely feel better in the superficial of ways, but that's ok.
Step 4. Make excuses: why try when giving an excuse is much easier. "I would, but now is just not the right time" tends to roll off the tongue a bit smoother than any effort to learn, apply, and repeat would.
Step 5. Never fix things you dislike about yourself: never challenge yourself to be better or break bad habits. Simply subscribe to the idea that people never change, so you don't have to attempt to.
Step 6. Live in fear and only do what is comfortable: never attempt new things and always remain where you feel the most comfortable. It doesn't matter the opportunity or how great of an experience you might have; if it's not something you normally do, don't do it.
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