The Banned series finale of SpongeBob

So, I was told that Michael Rubiner said that SpongeBob is on life support and that he wants to put it out of its misery. Well, SpongeBob Squarepants has been on the air like forever. But geez, don't you think this is going too far?! I was given an exact package of when Michael Rubiner took over production of SpongeBob once cuz he thought that the show could never work without Steven Hillenburg. At least that's what I was told. Legend has it that he even got Gilbert Gottfried to record lines for a certain character in The Loud House prior to his death. So, this episode was likely made a few months before he died. I opened the DVD and it had a threatening letter that said "Dear Nickelodeon, if you are watching this, please put SpongeBob out of his misery already! He's like a sick patient on life support that keeps getting worse every time. You waited for Stephen himself to die just to milk this show dry! Look, it's okay if you can get to keep the character. Just, don't extend him beyond his expiration date! And, please don't blame Savino for our show! We don't wanna be reminded of his actions. And, I destroyed every copy of our forbidden series finale so we can make a proper one when The Loud House eventually ends. I made sure to revive every character we created and to bring our scariest character into your show. I hope you feel proud of yourselves, Nickelodeon! We can't be all seeing yellow like we did before 2016. Singed, Michael Rubiner". It's like as if Michael himself got mad and hated modern SpongeBob. Granted, the hate towards modern SpongeBob is justified. But, some like to take it up a notch. And so, I put in the DVD to see what is up with Mr. Rubiner himself.
The episode starts off with an intro that starts off with Painty the Pirate saying "Are you ready kids" and then he gets incinerated by Katherine Mulligan with a flamethrower! Holy fuck, that is scary! It then cuts to SpongeBob waking up as it's only a nightmare. And, SpongeBob himself gets out of bed only to fall near Royal Woods. He screamed while he fell down. And, then a bomb gets thrown at him and attempts defuse if by blowing at it. It then cuts to someone saying "Barnacles!" after the bomb blows up. And then, it cuts to a Learjet being flown by Phoebe Powers and it flies near him. The word "Barnacles!" is also said after he gets cut up into a bloody mess with the turbine. And, then SpongeBob lands on electric wires and gets electrocuted and the word "Barnacles!" also gets shouted like three times. And, SpongeBob lands on something and we see the title of SpongeBob SquarePants getting crumbled to bits after "SpongeBob SquarePants!" gets shouted. The intro kinda reminded me of the intro from Eek! the cat and it had that feel of the character trying to suffer. It then cuts to the title card where the name of the episode is shown. It's a title card of The Loud House instead of SpongeBob and I see Morag McLaughlin from The Loud House movie holding and axe with blood on it and Sandy Cheeks' head in her other all topped with a sinister grin on her Scottish face. The credits are the same as the infamous episode, Schooled. It starts off with a normal day at Bikini Bottom with SpongeBob leaving his home as usual and going to The Krusty Krab. He was expected to be greeted by Squidward Tentacles until he finds out that he was chopped up in pieces and made into calamari. "Who did this?!" He shouted. He then saw a dark-skinned hand eating the remains Squidward and dipping him in sriracha sauce. He screamed in fear and went over to Mr. Krabs' office. Only to see that Mr. Krab has been boiled and his remains are being served on a plate with butter sauce. SpongeBob also screamed in fear when he saw Mr. Krabs like this. He then saw a shadow of a lady with wide hips and a scary figure. It then cuts to Morag's lips where she is saying "What's the matter, don't wanna eat your friends?! Mwahahahahaha!". SpongeBob screams in fear when he saw her and tried to run away from her. He finds out that the doors are locked. "Looks like there's NO way out!" She shouted. We eventually see Morag in full body with a bolt of lightning striking near her spooky hot figure. 
Morag then grabs SpongeBob and proceeds to put him near one of the deep fryers where she kills him. He is screaming in pain while he gets fried. Morag is then seen eating the remains of SpongeBob himself and saying "Mmm, deep fried sponge sure tastes great! I love having everything deep fried!". This quote makes sense as Scottish people are obsessed with deep frying things. She eventually finishes eating her food and saying "I'm still pretty hungry, the whale's gotta eat and keep her figure!". After punching the door of the former Krusty Krab open and she heads over to the Chum Bucket. Because Morag is so big compared to Plankton, he screams in fear. Sheldon J. Plankton attempted to run from Morag. But, Morag shouted "You can't run from your own predator! Whales eat krill and plankton all of the time!". Karen then went over to Morag. "Get away from him, you whale!" She shouted. Morag grabs Karen and punches her screen and then breaks her in half like a giant Twix Bar. "Don't ever steal Mrs. Loud's voice again!" She shouted. Morag then proceeds to grab him and puts him over her mouth. "Time to go down the same way you did in the hated episode, One Coarse Meal!" She shouted. Morag drops Plankton down her mouth and swallows him. We then cut to a shot of the inside of Morag's belly where he's seen with Chrisnyan in the TLH style. Yeah, I guess Mr. Rubiner listened to my boy, Chris after all. Morag then rubs her belly and goes after to look for Pearl next. What can be scarier than an AR-15 you might ask? How about an M134 Minigun!. She gets out a Minigun cuz she'll make anything appear with magic and walks around with it in an intimidating way. She busts down the door of Mrs. Krabs' home and goes after Pearl. She fires her minigun and Pearl runs away. "That's right, ruuuun from Morag McLaughlin! Cry like the little whale baby you are!" She shouted. She kills off Pearl with her minigun and makes her into a Japanese whale dish. "Mmmm, whale meat is my favourite delicacy. What a delightfully devious dish!" She said. She burped again and eventually got full after eating Pearl's remains. "Uh-oh, looks like I have let out a huge toot!" She said. She kneeled down and let out a big nuclear bomb fart in the Krabs house. It's not unusual for The Loud House to have fart jokes. But, this one stands out from the rest. "Oh dear, this house is gonna stink for weeks!" She said after she let out her fart.
She then went to the Burgermobile and noticed that it didn't fit her style. "What in bloody hell is this?! I would drive this car. But, it doesn't match my style at all" She said as she looked at it. She then turns the Burgermobile into a forest green Vauxhall Carlton Estate with Lotus Carlton rims and modifications. "Mwahahahaha, it's perfect!" She shouted. She then got inside her station wagon and started up it's loud twin turbocharged Inline-6. She even put her minigun in the back seats. She drove off to Patrick's house and saw Patrick running away. "Time to cause a hit and run!" She shouted. She ran over Patrick Star with her station wagon and proceeded to do a burnout on his corpse. She then went over to Harold and Margaret's house and busts down the door and shoots them dead with her minigun. "Time to die like your son!" She shouted. She then drives over to Sandy Cheeks' dome and lifts open the steel door like it was nothing. She is holding an axe this time. Sandy attempted to fight her with karate. But, it did her no good as Morag learned to dodge her attacks by going up against Lynn Jr according to what she said. "Hahahahaha! For a tree rat, you sure are tough! Luckily, I already learned to dodge similar attacks from Lynn Loud Junior!" She shouted. Morag breaks open her glass helmet with her bare fist and proceeded to behead Sandy with her axe. "Don't mind if I AXE you a question! Hahahahaha! I got that one from Luan" She said. After that we see her dancing around with her booty and she cracks Sandy's dome with her massive butt. "Now, for the final act!" She shouted. 
Morag's station wagon casts a portal and she drives out of it. She drove by the Dream Boat itself. She uses her magic to turn the Dream Boat into the Alicorn submarine from Ace Combat 7 and even the Alicorn theme music starts playing. The submarine captain from The Loud House Movie is shown along with Karen in a more militaristic uniform and the rest of the cast from Dream Boat wearing Erusean navy outfits. "You've heard of Dream Boat, right? Well, this is the NIGHTMARE boat!" She shouted as the giant nuclear sub went towards Bikini Bottom. "Fire the ballistic missile!" She shouted. After Karen shouts "Fire 1!", the ballistic missile somehow survives going underwater aims for Bikini Bottom and it blows up killing Mrs. Puff, Perch Perkins and, everyone else living in the area. "Fire another one, don't let anyone live!" She shouted. After Karen shouts "Fire 2!", the ballistic missile aims for another area killing off even more characters. Karen shouts "Fire 3!" and fires another ballistic missile that kills off King Neptune and his family. All of the characters in SpongeBob are now killed off by the giant nuclear sub. Everyone in the cabin cheered and danced around like people doing Fortnite emotes. "Let's pay Patchy a little visit!" She shouted. The giant nuclear sub goes towards Patchy's house and Morag gets out of the sub to knock on the door. Patchy is seen crying and saying "They ruined our childhoods!". Karen gets out of the sub and goes over to him and says "Don't worry, you can always be the co-captain of The Dream Boat". She goes over to Patchy and hugs him. The giant nuclear sub is reverted back to The Dream Boat itself and everyone inside the boat is turned back to normal. Oddly enough, the next scene is filmed in live action as there's a transition seen. Karen and Patchy both appear in live action. If you have any suggestions on Karen's live action actress, let me know in the comments! In order to escape from the horrific imagery we just saw, we get a scene of Patchy being a jester and making everyone on the Dream Boat laugh. This is a contrast to what we just saw earlier. "Hello matees! Our episode of The Dream Boat just got real! I'm here with my lovely captain, Karen to tell you which one gets to hang out with the captivating captain". All of the contestants including Kelly dance around with Patchy and Karen and it then cuts to a scene of Michael Rubiner himself watching the show within a show. "That was great, fellas. 6 years in the making! Our show has been doing well and SpongeBob now has some competition. Just be sure to cancel the two spinoffs, Kamp Koral and The Patrick Star Show" He said. 
We then cut to a short in The Loud House where Leni is shopping at the Royal Woods Mall. She is with Fiona, Jackie, Mandee and, Miguel. Leni is just about to go to her job until she comes across Mr and Mrs. Fox arguing with their kids. The Fox Quintuplets are fighting over which outfits to buy. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Please let your bro get this one!" He said. Yeah, we notice that Mr. Fox himself is voiced by Gilbert Gottfried himself. I had no idea he did a role in The Loud House as it's not mentioned anywhere in his filmography. Mrs. Fox goes over to the kids to calm them down. "Kids, stop fighting over clothes! Let your siblings choose what they want" She said. Leni goes over to Mr. Fox himself to apologize to him. "Totes sorry about what happened, Mr. Fox!" She said. Leni shakes hands with Mr. Fox and he tells her that the Fox Quintuplets are always this crazy. "Yeah, they are always this crazy. It's ok, Leni, at least they didn't fight over money" He said. Leni comes up with a plan to separate the Fox Quintuplets and they all chose which clothes they wanted. So yeah, farewell to Gilbert Gottfried. Mrs. Fox is also voiced by Ashley Eckstein, the same lady that did the voice of Ahsoka Tano and this wold've been her first and only role in this show. We then get the end credits of SpongeBob. And, then it cuts to The Loud House end credits. But, with a different theme song this time. It plays The Duchess I Will Be from The Loud House movie except it's a rock version of the song itself. We then get the Nickelodeon logo itself after that. 
Good lord, I never knew that Michael Rubiner was this harsh towards SpongeBob. This episode was likely pulled due to kids getting upset and people's childhood's getting ruined. I put away the episode in a dark corner where it would never be opened again. If you are a SpongeBob fan, do yourselves a favour and avoid this episode. It'll ruin and scar your childhood forever! 
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