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MUOHKASEN, Moccasinia, April 22, 2024. Great Lord Móckasiin's credit card has been leaked to the people of the small domain of Moccasinia, revealing that he was born in France and that he is not the true heir to the Moccasinian throne (the Golden Moccasin.) His true name appears to be Jacques Noir. Noir had previously cooked the real Móckasiin alive in a giant muffin, then served the muffin as a feast for himself. The future of this small nation is uncertain. Will chaos break out with no heir to the 2,000-year glory set down by the ancient god Mokkááwŝen eons ago?
With Ojai, an ancient place of refuge some 135 miles outside the borders of Moccasinia, reduced to ashes after Knife Girl's reign of terror, we are fully unsure of Noir's future. Will he go to live among the Commie Party of Ojaio, once the scapegoat of all the problems in Ojai? Will he feast upon Aracuan birds? If John manages to catch up to the former Lord Móckasiin, Móckasiin will be almost certainly killed in an instant. Even Móckassin, fradulent as he was, is far from deserving of assassination.
== MÓCKASIIN JACQUES NOIR ON THE RUN ==
Once Móckasiin has finally reached the vaguely-defined border that serves as the limit of Moccasinia, he was surprisingly allowed to run free, yet he is now permanently shunned by his own "people". He continues to wear the traditional garb of Moccasinian warlords because the Moccasinian army was afraid to touch him and take it off. The few purported sightings of Noir have led us to believe that he has resorted to drinking from rivers, eating berries off bushes, and digging out of garbage cans at night. He even has been selling his now-dirty moccasin stash for money, at a whopping $150 per individual moccasin. This is the only way that he can currently obtain good food and the occasional stay at a motel. He only has so many moccasins (although he definitely owns more moccasins than you). Eventually he'll be broke from running out of moccasins. After this, he will be reduced to foraging or starve to death.
=== John on Móckasiin's whereabouts ===
John Johnson believes that he has seen Noir's footprints in the woods, and has been tracking Noir on foot for the past few days, eating only MRE's and spending the nights in a tent. John has however become increasingly suspicious that he is not following Noir footprints but someone who purchased moccasins from Noir.
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A story built one article at a time/Ventura-Wolverhampton superproject

The Ventura-Wolverhampton superproject is the biggest Aracuan proposal in their history (that won't be guaranteed to kill anyone.) 
Unfourtunately, it seems the project is estimated to be completed when ASBOAAAT reaches 20 articles, meaning it may be never finished.
=What it is=
The project is named as such because it connects Ventura County, specifically Ojai to Wolverhampton, which is strictly under Aracuan control.
The purpose is to estabilish a stronger tie between the two major Aracuan strongholds in the world, which are, for some reason, a few thousand kilometers apart. How and why did the Aracuans get there? Only Tse-Tung knows why they'd go there. Well, to be fair, the Aracuans are pretty dumb. Anyways, let's move on.
Ventura-Wolverhampton has two ways (that follow the same path, but use different means of atravel): Aero-Ventura-Wolverhapmton and Hydro-Ventura-Wolverhampton.
==Aero==
You fly through it. Why? Because birds fly, and Aracuans are birds. It's an exciting travel as you go through the McSky and look at everything.
==Hydro==
It uses water transportation. It's superefficient because of the phrase FISH!!!, which makes the water go super fast!!!!
=Trajectory=
==US of A==
It starts at Ojai's Aracuan base, then going higher in the sky through the rest of California. It goes through the Commie Casino in Vegas, then nothing much until you reach the East Coast just outside Philadelphia.
==Atlantic Ocean==
The two ways, Hydro and Aero, meet up and kiss- dude, that's gay. Overall, the atlantic is an chilly passby. Not much you'd expect from the ocean.
==Europe==
===Ireland===
You get to see Oscar Wilde.
===Wales===
You get to see Llanfairpsillygogogoch. Other than that, boring like watching paint wet. 
===England===
Finally, Wolverhampton.
=See also=
• Aracuans
• Other thing about leaving Ojai
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One day, a thief decided to steal a moccasin. "Ceci n'est pas très difficile", il pensée. Sic moccasin furatus est. 隨後，白金紬白金紬報警，稱莫卡辛鞋被盜。이 도둑은 오하이의 통치자에게 발견됐을 때 모카시니아의 한 창고에 숨어 있었습니다. Ja moni pingviinit tekivät sotarikoksia tämän miehen äidin kellarissa. El ladrón temía que los pingüinos revelaran su ubicación a la policía, así que los mandó a Alaska con una catapulta hecha de mocasines. trfg. Tháinig Tsumugi Shirogane go Alasca, áfach, rud a bheadh ​​ceart go leor mura ngoidfeadh sí moscassin, agus tá náire uirthi cén fáth a bhfuil an abairt seo á scríobh agam i nGaeilge, cé nach féidir leat é a rá ar feadh 50 abairt. E quando andò in Alaska, Tsumugi Shirogane mandò all'inferno tutti gli irlandesi e i mocassini. Ωστόσο, ο κλέφτης είχε γίνει εμμονή με τα μοκασίνια και είχε ακούσει και για τον Tsumugi Shirogane, οπότε έκλεψε τα μοκασίνια που είχε ο Tsumugi. .און אַזוי צומוגי שיראָגאַנע איז געווען אָנגעפילט מיט פאַרצווייפלונג און שרעק Tsumugi geahččalii buollát suollaga muhtun bombaid bokte, mii loahpas buollái su eret planehtas, ja dagahii ahte son gahčai stuorra mokkasiinna ala. Doo Tsumugi Shirogane yáhoot'ééł nihíji'ígíí penguin éí naashá. その後、白銀つむぎが戻ってきて、古いゴジラが東京の街を大きな遊び場のように飛び回っているのを見た。 Але виявилося, що насправді це не Годзілла; це був гігантський робот, яким керував злодій, який розгнівався, що пінгвінів послали вбити його. De naam van de dief was in feite Jacques Noir, en de robot-kaiju werd in feite ontwikkeld door het Amerikaanse leger en heette “Mechasin”. Og nå hadde Jacques tenkt å bruke denne gigantiske roboten til å ta over historien og erstatte alle språkene i den med fransk. عندما سمع Ogai عن Mechasin، أرسل ميكانيكيًا عملاقًا يُدعى Megasin لإيقاف Mechasin. Mais Megasin a été abattu par Mechasin avec un laser qui l'a transformé en Français, ce qui l'a fait abandonner. Megasin era ormai Mégasine perché era diventata francese; il paese francese utilizzò Mégasine per conquistare la Spagna. Daí uma tropa de cobras fumantes destruiu esse bosta de Mechasin francês. Los españoles, viendo como los franceses habían intentado conquistarlos (y fallado estrepitosamente), decidieron declararle la guerra a Francia en venganza.
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Sadly, they jumped so much that the car exploded.
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The police came to investigate the explosion.
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The police chase got very dangerous, actually destroying some other vehicles in the process.
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You, the platypus, and the police all got GNOMED.
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The gnome got nuked by Ojai.
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Rick Astley decided to entertain the fat people and you got rickrolled.
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But the nuke had already hit and killed him, meaning that MJ was now a zombie!!!!!!!!!! 
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This caused a zombie apocalypse.
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The three men from Too Gear learned how to pronounce the name of a hideous abomination.
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I am a steve.
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A super special visit from your coked up brother

While generally a rather obscure character in your family, on par with Uncle Phil and Aunt Clementine, the kind that you only see on holidays and when you're bailing them out of jail, your coked up brother still holds a place in your heart. This is called Stockholm Syndrome. Don't worry, it'll pass eventually, probably about the same time when you forgive your father for existing and when Hell freezes over.
== His Visit ==
Naturally, being on cocaine makes your brother incredibly good at showing up at the worst times, like when the cat is sick or you're finally getting laid by your girlfriend. More than likely, he won't actually be high at the moment, instead he'll be stoned so at least he won't be imagining pink fairy elephants dancing in front of his head. If you were a cruel, soulless bastard, you could just send him out into the streets, but being a kind-hearted brother, you take him in, throw him on the couch and hope he doesn't projectile vomit on your already sick cat, or your not-horny-anymore girlfriend. Or both, for that matter. Fear not, he will eventually leave once he can walk in a straight line, but by that time, your cat is dead from sickness and your girlfriend has turned into a nun.
== Deterring Visits ==
After his first visit, you probably want to make sure your coked up brother doesn't come back to your house. You could always move, but his Coke-Sense will give him the power to instantly figure out where you are. He will cross continents to get to your specific house. He will not stop, and he will plan his visits at the worst times, as always. However, there are certain things you can do to make sure he doesn't come back for a while:
* Kill him - Ever read The Bible? Well, apparently there's this one story in it where some guy bashes his brother's skull in with a rock. That means God wants you to kill him. And, while this isn't the neatest or most legal method, it's the most sure-fire way to make sure he doesn't come back. All you need is a shovel...
* Fortify your house - And I don't mean just with a sound proof door. Oh no, you've got to have booby traps and armed ninjas surrounding your whole property. They might be able to stop him, but of course your brother does have the Power of the Coke, and as such can walk through walls to get to a family member's house to crash in.
* Reason with him - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ah ha, ha ha, ha. Whew, that's a good one.
== Dealing With Him ==
So obviously, you can't really stop your coked up brother from crashing at your place. So the only thing you can really do is deal with him like you would any brother; with love, respect, and a Louisville Slugger Baseball bat.
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A wizard did it

WOW! IT'S FUCKING MAGICAL OR SOMETHING!!
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Aberaeron

Aberaeron (from Welsh: Aberaeron meaning "mouth of the River Aeron", Aeron being a Welsh god of war) is a seaside resort town in Ceredigion, Wales. It was created to house the overspill from the nearby suburb of Borth, Aberystwyth and is also home to the headquarters of Ceredigion County Council.
== History ==
Unlike Rome, Aberaeron was planned, built, destroyed and then rebuilt in a day by Queen Charlotte Church of Wales in 2005. It is built around the estuary of the River Aeron which can now be crossed by a wooden bridge. Previously there was a cable car that would ferry passengers across the estary however the bastards, aka the Council, refused to fund the project as it was seen to be far too interesting a facility for Aberaron so it went into liquidation.
The architecture is unusual in this part of Wales, that is every house, by law must be a uniquecolour, to amuse tourists. Apparently some of the architecture was of sufficient interest to British postage stamps, that is to say that the interest was so small that it could fit on a postage stamp.
== Population ==
With 70% of Aberaeron's inhabitants able to speak Welsh, Aberaeron is one of the only Welsh towns left where inter-breeding is considered a sport.
Sir Geraint Evans, the renowned opera singer had a home in Aberaeron for more than 30 years until he realised how shit the town was and left...for Iraq.
The secondary school currently has two pupils, at least two of them are believed to be the illegitimate children of the previous headteacher, who resembled a certain, flying, mode of transport that has recently been decommissioned.
== Activities ==
The most popular activity among the inhabitants of Aberaeron, is to stand on the corner of the street by the Square Field, pretending to drink from empty cans of Carling and generally trying to act hard. The police received a number of complaints from upstanding members of the community and have subsequently taken to moving the blue rinse brigade on. A public stament was released by Dyfed-Powis police announcing this action had been taken because the town's teenagers were often too scared to go out at night for fear of being attacked by the OAPs.
== See also ==
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* Borth
* Aberystwyth
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Abigail Hensel

thumb|248px|That's Abby on the left. Isn't she awesome? I'm the one with the sideways head. I wish I could look as pretty as Abby.
Abigail Hensel is my sister and she's like the coolest person ever! I'm so proud to have her as my sister. She's so perfect! Every time I see her, I wish I could be as awesome as Abby. She's just that great!
She's such a nice person. I follow her around everywhere to bask in her gloriousness, and she doesn't mind one bit! We even sleep together! Right now, she's like sleeping on my boob and drooling all over it! Awesome!
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She likes to talk to them and stuff. It's like she's attracted to them or something. But every boy she talks to is like freaking ugly! They don't deserve my Abby! They want to take her away from me!
Luckily, most boys are easy to scare away. Like last time, I started singing a Nickelback song and I picked my nose. It was epic! Because I'm the sideways head, they think I'm supposed to be stupid. Ha! Ignorant fools.
== Abby has these adorable fingers ==
Her fingers are like totally cute! She uses them to write stuff for these boring assignments. Like this one time, she was writing about some book, it was really funny like "Treasure Island was a really interesting book. But suddenly I started feeling confused and giggly and horny, and I look over, and Britty is taking shots of Jagermeister!!" She got an A+ for that one.
I like it when Abby's horny. We're always horny at the same time. That has to mean something, right?
== Abby doesn't know when we need to pee ==
It's really weird. Like this one time, she was watching this lame movie about sparkly vampires and puppy-like werewolves () and I tell her we need to pee, but she doesn't believe me. I had to pull us out of the chair and run for the bathroom, or there would've been pee all over the floor. I almost left Abby behind!
I thinks it's because she can sense our vagina better, while I can feel the peehole. When we're both drunk and horny, she lets me finger her sometimes. Hot!
== Abby doesn't like playing—Oh wait! Abby's waking up! ==
Hi Abby! Was my boob a good pillow? Look, I'm writing an article about you on this awesome funny site!
What? You don't like it? You want to play guitar? But you never want to play guitar! What's wrong Abby? You want to play guitar and drink Jagermeisters with me? Oh Abby, you're the greatest!
:Thank God she didn't read my article about her. Britty's such a dork. I'll clear our cache and then I'll drug her so she won't know she ever wrote this. Yeah, that'll work!
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