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DaBaby

Lyndale Kirk, Jonathan (born in 1991), better known as the muhfuckin baby, or Jesus's son, is an musician known to be 
extremely cocky who usually beats up bitches at his concerts for no reason, leave aside the sole, minor purpose of selling more 
t-shirts saying he beat up people to fund his studio recordings. He is perhaps best known for his one song comparing him to 
Suge Knight, a record producer who had previously pleaded no contest to voluntary manslaughter and was sentenced to a 
good twenty-eight years in prison. The experts assume that this will likely happen to DaBaby as well, assuming that he will keep 
on living what he raps. 
In March 2019, he released his debut album, Baby on Baby, which was a collection of his Suge Knight comparison song in 13 different versions. In September 2019, he released his second studio album, Kirk, which was Baby on Baby, expected branded with a different name.
He has been involved in numerous legal issues, the most notable being in November 2018, when he click-clack-boomed a man fatally inside of a Wal-Mart for trying to take his money. He late confirmed he click-clack-boomed the man, and said he did it in self-defense. He was then sentenced to probation, which means a person has to be with him at all times to make sure he doesn't fuck up.
In 2021, he turned into a convertible, and has been unable to change back, meaning he is stuck in that form with no arms or legs.
== Early life ==
DaBaby was born on December 21 22, 1991 in Ohio. He mostly spent his times in South Carolina where he spent some of his years in. He mostly grew up listening to hip-hop, including Eminem, 50 Cent and Lil Wayne. Not much is known about his early life, other than the fact that he didn't go to college. Otherwise, his early life was normal.
== Career ==
=== 2014-2018: Early career ===
DaBaby began rapping in the year 2014. His debut mixtape, Fiction, was released the following year in 2015. He initially claimed that he was Jesus Christ's son, but he decided to change it to DaBaby. At this time he was underground. Although he didn't gain as much attention until 2018.
== Discography ==
* Baby on Baby (2019)
* Kirk (2019)
* Blame It On An Adult (2020)
* Baby2 (2022)
== See also ==
* Melanie Martinez
* Lil Nas X
* Homophobia
Category:American musicians
Category:Hip hop musicians
Category:Hip hop
Category:Rappers
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Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally...
Category:People you should never leave your girlfriend alone with
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Dale Carnegie

Dale Carnegie (originally Carnaghay until 1922 and possibly somewhat later) (November 24, 1888 – November 1, 1955) was an American philosopher, writer and minor deity. He began life in 1888, the son of a penniless farming couple, Joseph and Mary Carnegie. Unable to afford to have proper sex, Joseph and Mary had brought young Dale into the world by weaving together their toenail clippings with a string-like solid manifestation of their tragic poverty, creating a genetic lattice; and leaving it outside during an electrical storm surrounded with test tube racks and Van de Graaff generators they had borrowed from a nearby fertility clinic.
Despite his humble beginnings, Dale Carnegie went on to achieve fame and wealth. There is no reason to doubt reports that at age seven, whilst wrestling the Lizo-tron (a gigantic robot composed of sixty tyrannosaurs) he reverse-engineered the human personality algorithm. He published this efficient 290-page COBOL program a week later, under the title “How to Get What You Want, Despite Being a Selfish, Undeserving Weasel, by Pretending to Make Friends with the Human Filth you Associate With”.
When he was twenty-nine years old he revealed himself to be the reincarnation of American super-hero George Washington, by tearing up the Eiffel Tower and hurling it into the sky, spearing the mothership of an otherwise unstoppable force of invading aliens. He now lives in cryo-stasis, awaiting the time that his country needs him again.
==The Dale Carnegie Course==
The Dale Carnegie Course is a twelve-week programme which aims to develop Washington-like powers in ordinary people willing to pay the $2500 entry fee. Participants punch the air yelling about how fantastic they are going to become, cry, and festoon each other with coloured ribbons whilst pretending to be the Angry Giant from Jack and the Beanstalk. Yes, really. While no real super powers have ever been proven to have manifested as a direct result of the course, participants come away with a much higher level of self-belief.
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Category:Philosophers
Daler Mehndi

Daler Mehndi was a popular singer in India. At a young age Mehndi was abducted by an evil wizard/tractor salesman known as Gary Coleman. Coleman, a member of the notorious Blue Öyster Cult, began to train young Mehndi in the ways of the Dark Arts at the age of 9. Mehndi received his degree in "Evil Wizardry" from the Devry University, at the age of 32, after flunking several times due to his refusal to wear corpsepaint to his classes. Shortly after graduating, Mehndi sold his soul to film director Alfred Hitchcock in exchange for his unholy singing voice. After gaining this unnatural power Mehndi proceeded to use his vast wealth, evil power, and flashy wardrobe to take over India. Shortly after his conquest started Mehndi began raising a huge army of undead Monty Python extras. After his unholy army was complete, Mehndi realized that it needed an equally unholy undead general to lead it, so he proceeded to raise Joan Crawford from the grave. It is widely reported many policemen, with eyes the color of frozen meat, began to hide under the skirts of little girls after this incident. 
Shortly after this, Mehndi lost interest in conquering India after discovering moronic teens in the USA had become obsessed with his Tunak Tunak Tun video. Unfortunately these poor souls had no idea they were under the command of Mehndi and began skipping school to post obscenely ridiculous videos spoofing his Tunak Tunak Tun video on the internet. Delighted that he had an army of teens at his disposal, Mehndi began work on his very own snuff horror film, Day of the Dead, in which he pit his army of teens against his army of undead monsters. During a particularly disturbing scene in the first screening of the movie, which Mehndi attended, he went mad and fled the theater. The last alleged sighting of him was by a norwegian fisherman, Varg Vikernes. Vikernes claims he saw Mehndi fleeing a supermarket in Oslo, Norway carrying the skeleton of the dog who played Beethoven. Since the incident, Daler Mehndi made a statement for an Indian based Pop-Magazine claiming: "I killed Beethoven the dog after the dog turned down an offer I made for him to play keyboards for my band, that and he once bit one of my testiculars."
== Trivia ==
*Mehndi's lyrics are nothing more than punjabi translations of the Necronomicon, which is why many of his fans experience visits from entities beyond this world.
*Mehndi is the viking god who is predicted to be consumed by Fenrisulfr.
*Mehndi personally funded a secret clone operation to make extras of him in case he were ever pursued by assailants, in the vein of Saddam Hussein. Unfortunately they came out deformed.
== Mermorable lyrics by Daler Mehndi ==
*Yaaa Unnnn Yaaaaa Wooooon tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tun da da da (English translation: Yaaa Unnnn Yaaaaa Wooooon tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun tunak tun da da da)
*Oh lala, mecha-jungle party hun! (English translation: Sweetheart, the strings of toomba play)
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Dallas Stars

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The Dallas Stars are a semi-professional ice-skating team that by chance also partakes in hockey. They are well known for choking in overtime, raping other teams (in an unconventional manner), and generally sucking each other off. They have some players who could be good and one of the "best goalies in the league"; however, they still find ways to lose against teams that should be no match against them. 
=History=
==Beginning of an Era==
Back in 1966, Mr. Soprano's "Dallas Ballerinas Ice-Skating Club" was facing bankruptcy due to the simple fact that ice doesn't stay frozen in the desert. All hope seemed to be gone, until the owner saw the Arizona Coyotes and decided to copy them. He decided to invest in actual air conditioning systems to (hopefully) keep the ice frozen for at least an hour at a time. He trained his wonderful and very homosexual group of skaters to quit gang-banging each other and instead rape other teams on the ice with the side goal of scoring a goal.
==First Season==
The Stars had an explosive opening season where they gained a reputation for gang-raping teams into the ground on live television. They showed great prospect in winning the Stanley Cup and were predicted to bang the opponents into the ground. However, this clearly did not happen. Their original starting line was diagnosed with AIDS post-season for some reason and was banned from competing in the NHL. 
==The One Time They Won the Cup==
The Stars managed to win 1 Stanley cup in 1999 and have managed to squander 4 others. They fought the Buffalo Sabres (the pointy knife not the tiger) and beat them 4-2. The Stars celebrated by having a ritual orgy in the locker room where they raped 7 reporters. The Stars received a 7 game ban; however they got out of it once they included some commissioners in the orgy. 
=The Modern Era=
==Overtime Wins==
The Stars are well known in the 2023 season for squandering games that they should have easily won via going into overtime and losing in 30 seconds no matter the lead they previously had. The one time they managed to win was when tier team captain played his 1000th game, and even then they almost lost.
Dalton McGuinty

The Unhonourable Dalton "Daltario" McGuinty
Dalton McSquinty or Daltario - 
also best known for his pearly whites
while trying not to squint.	
Dalton McSquinty or Daltario - 
also best known for his pearly whites
while trying not to squint.
Title: 	"Daltario" or "Dalton McSquinty"
Predecessor: 	Enie Eves
Successor: 	Incumbent
Date of Birth: 	12 BC
Place of Birth: 	Where else but Nowhereland!
Spouse: 	Ontario
Political Party:	The Party who wants to lower your tax dollars but can't!
Favourite game: 	Trivial Pursuit
Dalton McGuinty (born Dalton McGuilty - aka The Evil Reptilian Kitten Eater - he changed his name upon joining the Liberal Party, because the Liberals would neeever dream of being corrupt...) (aka Daltario or Dalton McSquinty) is the greatest premier of Ontario that has ever lived...NOT!. He even said that he won't raise our taxes nor cut them. How dreamy... His favourite game is Trivial Pursuit and often plays it in the Parliament of Ontario while squinting. McGuinty is often called by nicknames - it gets his attention - : Daltario or Dalton McSquinty. He is really best known for his lack of political vision and refusal to pay for an eye test under OHIP.
==Ontario + Dalton MGuinty = Daltario==
Recently the Canadian Press said that Dalton married Ontario. This, opposite of Brangelina, is now, and therefore, is called, Daltario. He is also called Dalton McSquinty because he, himself, couldn't afford to get an eye test under OHIP.
==Oversized Feline Scrotum Tax==
On April 17, 2006, McGuinty decreed that all owners cats with a scrotum of over 5cm in diameter at it's largest point would be required to pay a flat annual tax of $100 for the first cat and $40 for each additional cat. He said that the reason for this tax was really important, but he couldn't quite remember what it was.
==Trivial Pursuit==
*He squints in Parliament while playing Trivial Pursuit.
*McGuinty married Ontario thus Daltario. What a stupid math.
*Is a reptilian kitten eater from space.
*He thoroughly enjoys a good pair of slacks, and often can be found saying:
==See also==
*Liberal Party of Ontario
*Daltario
*List of liars
Category:Canadian politicians
Damn Fundamentalist Christians

Damn Fundamentalist Christians are a small splinter group that have discovered the full teachings of Christ and will happily share their secret with you for only ten easy payments of $9.99 - terms and conditions may apply.
==The six-way junction to God==
The true way to God has been revealed to us through the name of the Fundamentalist Christians.
*Fun ( Fundamentalist Christians )
First comes the Fun. That's right, have fun. God want's you to be happy but not too happy ( for then you'd be gay and he'd have to burn you or smite you or something ). 
* Fundament ( Fundamentalist Christians )
Although other religions have queued round the block to take a piss, Christians have been charged with the duty of maintaining anal cleaniness. ( Quoting from Proverbs: "For it is easier to pass through the eye of a needle than though a bottom clagged with winnits." ) The chosen must be ready for The Rapture with a sparkly clean anus at all times because Ian will be checking.
*dament (Fundamentalist Christians )
Dament is because fundamentalist christians are too posh to curse properly. dament!!
another lame excuse is that it's a conjunction of damn and it once again, they're just posh bastards. 
* Mental ( Fundamentalist Christians )
It really does help - think about it; if you were sane, you would know the truth lies in his Noodly Appendages. A sunny disposition, coupled with an obsessive conviction that anyone different from you is unspeakably evil, will let Ian know that you are ready to meet God.
* Lists - ( Fundamentalist Christians )
Can you account to God for your actions? Do you know what's in every drawer in your house? If you were mental, you'd have a list. None shall share God's cubicle unless it's all accounted for - so when you make soup write it down, remember Ian will be checking.
* Christ - ( Fundamentalist Christians )
The first coming of the Lord's Son - now a popular curse word.
* Ians - ( Fundamentalist Christians )
and at the End of Days the Ians will come - Ian Jenkins to judge the people, Ian Barlow to carry the chosen to heaven and Ian Watts because there were 3 spaces.Ian McKellen too shall appear to guide the righteous towards the Grey Havens and the skeptics to the Crack of Doom (commonly known as Rosie O'Donnell's gaping vagina).
Leading fundamentalist Christians are George W. Bush, Jeb Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Kim Jong-Il, Pat Robertson, and Condoleezza Rice.
Fundamentalist Christians put the "fun" into Christianity, as well as "da mental".
==See Also==
American Fundie Magazine
Left Behind
Christian Logic
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Dana Rosemary Scallon

Dana Rosemary Scallon (born Rosemary Brown on 30 August 1951), better known simply as Dana, is an unsuccessful Irish singer and former politician. Scanlon was born in (London) Derry, Northern Ireland. From an early age, she was destined for a life in the public eye, when aged seven, she won the lead role in the (London) Derry Musical Society's production of "Showgirls: The Musical".
As she got older, a life treading the boards began to lose its appeal. Deciding to capitalise on her musical talent, and her role as the world's oldest teenager, she entered the 1970 Eurovision Song Contest, singing "All Kinds Of Everything". This song brought her victory, and Ireland's decades-long Eurovision Song Contest dominance. She had some minor hits in the British and Irish music charts subsequently, but after the failure of her 1977 punk album "Never Mind The All Kinds Of Crap" she turned to religion. Soon, she became more famous for singing religious songs, such as "Don't Mess With My Tutu", commemorating the visit of Pope John Paul II to Ireland in 1979.
Since this unfortunate incident she has declined to associate with any political party, and has instead opted to campaign for "family values," most notably in her opposition to abortion. 
In 2004, Scanlon again set her sights on the office of President of Ireland, but the incumbents, The Nolan Sisters were elected uncontested when Scanlon failed to secure a nomination. She later in 1997 ran for a council seat on Galway vounty council and was narrowly defeated by Jack the Ripper by 1 vote. 
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Dance

Dance is a form of expression used by animals (such as humans) to attract other animals (such as mates). Dancing has been recognized as a Sad and lonely action of therapeutic sadness. One usually requires a stable body to dance. Unlike Timothy's body. Oh, god, no. Dancing should not be confused with walking, running, or convulsions which are forms of locomotion. 
The origins of dance can be traced to the Stone Age, when early humans, lacking an instruction manual for the recently-invented Fire, occasionally set themselves alight by accident, and flailed uncontrollably in an attempt to stop the burning. It what not until the late Middle Ages that fire was removed from the act. 
Dancing can refer to the following: 
*Arrodancing
*Ballet Dancing
*Ballroom Dancing
*Belly dancing
*Break dancing 
*Grave Dancing
*Happy Dance 
*Interpretive Dance
*Pole dancing 
*Salsa dancing
*School Dance
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Dangerous Girl

Dangerous Girl may refer to:
*The girl mentioned in the single "Dangerous" by Kardinal Offishal featuring Akon, noted for being a bad girl, giving a new definition to the word "curve", having a body like mass eruptions and making black snakes moan among other things (played by Chanta Patton)
*A girl that is potentially lethal (see Elfen Lied for the notorious "Diclonius" branch)
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Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito	Danny DeVito
 	
Born 	April 20th, 1889 Kibungo, Rwanda
Died 	October 26th, 1947 Dumpster in KFC in Detroit
Rebirth 	January 20th, 2017 Mecca
Spouses 	Steve Jobs, Adolf Hitler, Wendy's, Danielle Bregoli
Maiden Name 	Praljak
Affiliations	Mafia, Justin Trudeau, ISIS, Chuck E. Cheese
Danny DeVito is an actor, comedian, the one true god, president, priest, and porn aficionado who rose to his summit when he starred in the theatrical rendition of The Communist Manifesto, accompanied by likewise actors such as Justin Timberlake and Marie Antoinette. He stayed high in power, even becoming Grand Chancellor of the Brazilian Feudalist Party, solidifying his place in the global community. Sadly, that power was later stripped from him as the invading forces confiscated land from Brazil and civil unrest due to the unpayed CoolMathGames.com subscription had lead many to doubt his responsibility as leader, causing his downfall.
== Early Life ==
Little is known about Danny's early childhood, except that he was the illegitimate child of the Boss Baby and Lil Nas X. Some legends say he had a happy childhood, starting when he was put in his first orphanage. There, he met Heinz Doofenshmirtz, who would later influence his political career and help him stage the takeover of Brazil.
==History==
===Rise to Power===
Due to his publicity in the exquisite Brazilian playhouse and BDSM fetish community, DeVito had a firm and high-held appreciation in the feudalist's eyes, which was further solidified by his open support of sex bot development. He came into office of Grand Chancellor of Brazil in 1939 and made radical changes in the systems of government, including the mass production of microwaved Ramen and the development of the Weaponized Italian Cuisine Initiative (WICI), which caused a technological upheaval of Brazil compared to the surrounding countries.
One thorny issue did pop up though. A fellow by the name of Adolf Hitler had also rose prominent in his global power, influencing excited edgy horny teenagers all around the world, and especially in DeVito's former native homeland. This uprising was curb-stomped by Grand Chancellor/God: DeVito as he gained allegiance of this influential punk rock star, leading to his allegiance with the Axis of Power. 
===World War II===
Brazil had only a minor part in World War II, contributing military and medical aid to the German and Italian forces in Europe and the underground development of a hidden government of Canada, operated by pot heads in Erie, Pennsylvania. He did, however, show radical military expertise, leading a successful raid on the Amazon rain forest, claiming most of the territory back from the native apes; and continuing upwards until the Brazilian National Army was heavily morassed in a ceasefire with the USA during the Battle of the Alamo, in which DeVito defended himself and his 20 men from an onslaught of American troops using nothing but a screwdriver, a dried herring, and a partially-used tampon.
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