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Thomas and Friends: Thomas' Bad Day

Earlier, I was looking on eBay for some Thomas DVDs when I found one called Thomas and Friends Special DVD. It's weird it would say that so I bought it and when I got in 2 weeks ago, my DVD was at the door. The cover was okay So I watched it. There wasn't a Main Menu, like Thomas and the Children. Just an Episode. The episode starts with Thomas puffing to Knapford station. I noticed he was Sad. The tears from his face looked Real. Gordon asked "Thomas, what's wrong?" Thomas doesn't answer. It was the weird part. Thomas says nothing during the episode, However I heard him whisper "This is the worst day ever........." I was shocked and said. Why is Thomas whispering. I heard a Loud shriek. It was so loud I jumped from my couch. I had to keep watching. Thomas was puffing near a quarry now his expression changes. He now looks angry. The Camera zoomed to Thomas, who was looking angry. His eyes now turned to Sonic.exe eyes.
Thomas was cross as he said. "I am so mad!" He said it in a loud voice. I jumped and said "Why????????" It cut to static. I heard screeching during the static that sounded like Max and Ruby 0004 Screeching! The episode ends with Thomas Saying "Whoever sees this will find me in their room tonight" I went to bed. I had Nightmares. My nightmare was My Trackmaster Thomas tried to hurt me. He said I will get you! I woke up and said "I hope it doesn't happen." Thomas Jumpscared me during the night. He said "I'm coming for you next".
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Thomas and Friends Lost Episode: The Severe Thunderstorm

Hi, My name is NCWGamer, and I Used to see a cartoon that is called "Thomas the Tank Engine". I used to watch it until now, While i was upstairs looking for VHS Tapes in my room I Found this VHS Tape Called: "Thomas The Tank Engine: The Severe Thunderstorm. I Said: "Did Britt Allcroft Even Make This? Or was it a employee from that studio who did it?." But still, i decided to watch it. I Inserted the disc in my DVD Inserter from my Computer. The intro started with thomas chugging on the rails but there was something weird about it, there was what looked like was a storm, With 2 lightning Bolts, and i decided to deal with that even though my mind thought "So thats why they called the episode "The Severe Thunderstorm" As i decided to continue watching, When i encountered the beginning i saw Thomas, The Number 1 blue engine in what seemed to be A Railway in what seemed to be the Country of The Northern Mariana Islands, Meanwhile Percy was there too! When Percy witnessed Thomas, she said "Hey Thomas! What are you doing here? Even though you might ask the same question, i didn't know how i got here in the first place, all i know was, while i slept in the shed, i suddenly woke up on this island, Do you know what this island is Thomas?" Thomas responded: "No i don't Percy, but i do have a map, i can check." Percy said "Okay!" Meanwhile after a few seconds he noticed something crazy. "Uhh.. Percy? are you sure you wanna know where we are?" Percy Responded, "Of course!" "Okay, but we are in the...... Northern Mariana Islands!!!!!" Thomas said shrieking. Percy responded confused: "I Never heard of that Island or Country, but Oka-" Thomas interrupted Percy yelling out loud: "LOOK OUT! THERE IS A FIERCE STORM COMING!!!" Percy Responds shrieking back, "ILL GO GET SHELTER!!" Meanwhile Percy hurries to shelter, After that Thomas was alone with no shelter, and the storm has formed into its full phase, it was so strong that it blew Thomas away in the wind landing an impact for the atlantic ocean in 3 hours, after i saw a title card that said "2 hours and 57 seconds later..." After the title card was done showing up, i noticed after three seconds Thomas Impacted the Atlantic Ocean!! it also showed the engine underwater too, i dont have a screenshot for that, After 5 seconds, The Tape Ended, i was like "What Was That!?' I Decided to destroy it in pieces and i we also had a trip to france at the eiffel tower, we went on top of there and i threw the VHS Out the window on the top floor, 
Just a reminder again this is all fake
==Gallery==
Thomas and friends thunderstorm.gif|This is what it looked like.
Thunderstorm 2.png|This is when Thomas witnessed the Fierce Storm.
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Thomas and friends: Thomas's Suicide

When I Was a Kid, I Really Loved Thomas. I Watched On PBS, Thomas and friends was my Life. However, When I was a Kid, I went to a DVD Rental store and There was a Thomas DVD Called Thomas's suicide and had no case. The DVD Also had a knife in it. It was strange. The DVD Smelled Like Blood, and In the Cover, Thomas had spilling blood in his eyes. Anyway it was free and Watched in on my DVD. It Started with a Copyright warning, Now It sent me to the DVD Menu, and had only one episode called Thomas's suicide. It started with a Intro, But the sky was red and The hay from it was dead and had hyper realastic blood and the person who was peeking down the bridge was dead and the bridge had hyper realastic blood and thomas looked despressed. When he made it to the station, He was crying with blood coming out of his eyes and the screen lasted for 3 minutes. The Episode started, Which Gordon Yells at thomas: OH MY GOD THOMAS YOU ARE SO ANNOYING YOU MUST DIE AND YOU ARE NOT EVEN USEFUL and Thomas was despressed and gordon rammed to thomas to his head and died. Thomas met James, he said: YOU MUST DIE YOU ARE SO STUPID AND UGLY AND YOU ARE BLUE SO STUPID HOPE YOU DIED!!! And thomas got away, Diesel came near to Thomas and said:YOU SH*T!!!!!!!!!!! GODDAM ENGINE GO AWAY YOU ARE NOT EVEN USEFUL HE IS THE REALLY NOT USEFUL ENGINE YOU KNOW and some trucks were angry and hit thomas and ate him. he had blood coming out of his body, it was realastic and I Vomited on the floor. It was scary, and Diesel came up again and hitted Thomas hardly in his face and he cried again and hyper realastic blood came out of his eyes and in his mouth there was a Knife. As Thomas went to his shed, However, Sir topham hatt said to Thomas: DIE YOU SON OF A CRAP YOU MUST DIE AND I HATE YOU AND ALL THE OTHER ENGINES HATE YOU and all the other engines attacked him and he had blood coming out of his face and he was crying so hard and Thomas said: This is the only way...... He Crashed into a Whale and he was eaten and hyper realastic blood came out of the Whale's mouth. The credits rolled, it had thomas Spilling Hyper realastic blood and it was all of a sudden when that screen popped up so I Vomited in Shock. And, The Britt allcroft logo Was red. And, Before the DVD Ended, It said, Remember kids, If you get bullied or get insulted, you must kill yourself. - britt and the DVD Glitched itself back to the menu and I Destroyed the dvd with the knife and the knife disappeared. If you see this DVD, You must destroy it.
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Thomas the .EXEngine

==Chapter 1:Backstory==
When I was a wee lad at the age of 16 in 1993, my Grand Dad Grand Uncle told me to, "Get off my fat ass and find a fucking job, ya weeb." I was appalled at his vulgar vocabulary, but realizing I had no money, I had to get a job. He suggested to be a reviewer for Nintendo Power , he did work for Nintendo so getting in wouldn't be very hard. 
Once me and my Gruncle made it to Nintendo of Americas HQ, we meet this dude behind a desk. My Gruncle talk to him for a while telling him about me and my obsession for "Teh Vidya Gaemz." The dude then gave me a little nod and went off to a little room behind the desk. I don't know why he went back their, I suppose to take a quick fap or something. Although, he came back with a Snes cartridges, no lable, only the words "THOMAS" in red marker. The dude gave me an amused expression telling me "Here" in a deep, monotone, mad, voice. Grand Uncle gave me a smile, we got chicken nuggies and went home.
==Chapter 2: 11:00 A.M./THE (True) BEGINNING==
Upon arriving home, I grabbed a note book and a pencil then went up stair in my room, where my SNES was. Before shoving the cartridge into the console violently, I looked over it carefully. The cartridge was more box like, with it's edges sharper than other ones and the lack of a title stick was slightly unsettling. "THOMAS" was the only word the cartridge had to say. I said to myself "This is total not weird or unsettling in the slightest way, so I shall shove this odd, bootleg looking cartridge into my completely normal SNES now." So shove it in I did.
The game started up, no title screen, no developers, no nothing (except the game because that would be weird [stupid]). Some train with a face came driving toward me in the television. But it stopped before it could hit me. It gave me a cold, dead look, and then faded to black. I recognized the train, his name was Thomas. Seeing his face made me a little happy inside. Also, after realizing that this is a children's game, I knew it would review to do. The game asked my age, I was bout to pic "8 or older," but my 6 year old brother walked in. He had a giggle fit about me playing a Thomas the Train Engine game. I told him my situation. I then realized I could easy way out by have him play the game and watch him. 
"Hey, little Jimbo."
"Yis, big bwotha."
"Ya wanna play this game, I know you love Thomas."
"YAAAA!"
==Chapter3: 11:15/IT HAPPENS (or some shit)==
I NEED SLEEP :<
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Thomas the Hyper-Realistic Tank Engine: New 30th Anniversary Special Limited Edition Platinum XXX Lost Episodes That Was Never Meant To Be Seen DO NOT WATCH

Sup bitches. I don't know if anyone will get this in time. I may be dead before anybody reads this, but even if I am, I wanted to get my story out onto the interwebs so that nobody else would make the same mistake that I did. I was stupid, I was gullible, and it put my life at risk.
It all started on March 47th of this year. I was leisurely browsing iFunny and I ran into a post containing a Thomas the Tank Engine meme. As soon as I saw it, the creepy face of a train that possesses the ability of human thought and speech gave me a surge of childhood nostalgia. I loved watching Thomas the Tank Engine as a kid. My memories are so vivid I can even remember that time my mother took me to a therapist because I was watching way too much Thomas.
"Good afternoon, ma'am. So, why have you come here today?" the therapist said, adjusting his reading glasses.
"It's not me," my obviously worried mother muttered, "it's my son. He..." She was incredibly reluctant to admit what she was troubled by. "He's addicted to Thomas the Tank Engine, and I'm worried about his health."
"Thomas the... Tank Engine?" he replied, sounding confused.
"Yes..." she confirmed.
The therapist took off his glasses and put them in his jacket pocket. "I see. Well, I... I don't know how to put this..."
At this point my mother was scared shitless. "Just spit it out!"
The therapist closed his eyes for a few seconds, then beamed. "I'm addicted to Thomas the Tank Engine too!"
My mother screamed in horror, and that's where my memory of the incident ends.
Anyway, my nostalgia got triggered after seeing the iFunny post and I got a raging boner. I started reminiscing over all of the times I had watching Thomas the Tank Engine. It was always my favorite anime; it's way better than that weeaboo trash like Sword Art Online. I decided to bring back all of my joyous memories by watching some of my favorite episodes. With that thought in mind, I logged onto ZippCast (yeah, I'm hipster like that, DEAL WITH IT) and searched for Thomas episodes. However, the only thing I found was a 7-second long video that was just a black screen and a block of white text. The text stated, "hey u dumbass wanna c sum lost Thomas episode luk in da discripshun ov da vidyo kthxbai" and it seemed very suspicious. I checked the description and all that was there was a fishy adfly link. Under normal circumstances I would just ignore this link, but my urge to relive my childhood was too great that I gave in to my inner demons and clicked the link anyway...
What did John find? Were the images that lay behind that link too hyper-realistic? Does John have erectile dysfunction? All these questions and more answered NEXT WEEK or some shit, whenever I finish this
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Thomas the Tank Engine - Ghost Train

Have you ever watched Thomas the Tank Engine as a little kid? Then you might have watched the Ghost Train episode. If you haven't then here's a summary of the plot:
Percy tells Thomas a ghost story and Thomas wasn't scared, so when Percy has an accident that makes him all white, and he pretends to be a ghost to scare Thomas - and he did scare him in the end.
Seems kid friendly. But there's one rather morbid thing about it. There was a missing scene at the beginning of the episode that is a little too creepy for little kids to see. If you search the episode on YouTube or something like that, the first thing that will hit you is the opening.
If you want to see it then I'll put the episode up here for you. How people know is because when the episode first aired on TV it showed the deleted scene. Some little kids were unlucky enough to see it. I watched it with my son.
The episode starts out with a bunch of humans boarding a new train. He was silver, his model is the same to Thomas, but his face was different. He had very round eyes and a broad smile with little wrinkles at the end of his long mouth. He had the number 0 on him (so this must have been the first train on the railway). When all the passengers got on board the train steamed away.
"All steam ahead Timothy" His driver shouted at him.
"Sure thing" Timothy replied.
Then it showed a creepy night time view of the docks. Timothy was speeding though this place like the world was ending. They were coming to their first stop, but when the driver tried to pull the breaks it worked but Timothy kept going. He was going as hard as he can.
"TIMOTHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" His driver shouted.
It shows Timothy face. He had the most sinister look on his face. It then showed Timothy heading towards a cliff.
"TIMOTHY DON'T! YOU WILL KILL US ALL!" His driver screamed.
It showed Timothy's face again. His eyes were pitch black. My son ran over to me crying and grabbing me and looking away from the TV but I kept watching.
Timothy said something. But his voice is so deep and warped at this point, that I couldn't understand what he was saying. It showed the cliff Timothy was heading towards and he was inches away from the edge and it cut to a view of other sites on Sodor, I can remember seeing an abandoned junk yard, a spooky forest and a view of the moon. But you can still hear the screams of the people on board as they fall to their death. It then cuts to the part were the ghost train is on the bridge (not cut).
The reason this was removed because parents complained about not being kid friendly and I agree.
I searched all over the internet for the missing scene but I found nothing. Contact me if you have.
So if you want here's the episode with out the removed scene:
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Thomas the Tank Engine Dies

Do you like Thomas and Friends? I sure do! I always enjoyed watching the episodes but I saw an episode which changed my love for Thomas. It was named "Thomas Dies". The episode once aired on public telivision back on April 27th, 2006. It was then removed due to its dark content and also it caused a public disturbance in parts of the US and in the UK. It all started with me at a thrift shop, looking for any DVD's of my favorite childhood movies such as "A bugs life" or "The fox and the hound" just to name a couple. While I looked through the movie section, something had just caught my eye. It was a Thomas and friends DVD. But it had a paper made cover and the title of the DVD was "ThOMas AnD FriENds: LoST EpiSOde". It was written in a very sloppy way, like it was written by a deranged man. So I then took DVD and I to go pay for it. But when I did that, a man tapped on my shoulder and said "Um dude, you really don't want that DVD". I then asked the man "Why not?" But he couldn't answer for some reason, like he if he didn't know what else to say. I then got the DVD payed for and went straight home. When I got home, I went to the kitchen to go fix myself a snack. After that, I then went into the living room to turn on the TV. But while I was watching an episode of Family guy, I was still thinking about that man I ran into earlier and was saying someting about the DVD. I then plugged in my DVD player and then I put the disc into the player. A menu then popped up onto my screen. The screen was a dark red color, which it was the color of blood. Also, the menu only had one option which was "Play". I then hit play and then I noticed something unusual. There was no theme song, it just cut to the episode. The episodes name was "Thomas Dies" written in blood red writing. It then shows Thomas and Percy having a conversation. However, there was no narrator for this episode. But we can still hear the two trains talking to each other. But it sounded more like Thomas getting angry at Percy for some reason. I couldn't remember to what all they said, but I do remember Thomas saying "PERCY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BETRAYED ME! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER, BUT I GUESS WERE NOT EVEN FRIENDS ANYMORE". Thomas then hurried away from Percy and as he did that, he then accidentally goes off the tracks and falls off a cliff. When he came crashing down, he then explodes blood and gasoline at the same time. Percy and the other train's looked at Thomas's dead body in such distress and horror. This happened for the rest of the episode. Then the screen cut to static and then I took the DVD out and I destroyed it. I never told anyone about the episode until now. I will never watch another episode of Thomas and friends ever again.
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Those Animals

He is obsessed with those animals. Those powerful, seemingly cute animals. They are taking over his head. He doesn't talk about anything BUT those animals. Those horrible animals. After a while, he started playing with them all the time. They are taking over his mind. He has six of them.
One of them knows everything.
One of them is so beautiful that to gaze upon it, is to know divinity itself.
One of them is so strong.
One of them is the only kind one.
One of them is insanely happy.
And the last one, oh the last one. It has a great fury deep inside it.
And one day, that fury was released. A great sonic explosion of doom was unleashed on him.
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He was a brony.
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Thoughts on Men in Black

Do you all know Men in Black? Not the secret government organization, but the movie franchise. Well, I know that the second one was one of my favorite movies ever, but I'm not discounting the first movie. The third was alright and the fourth left much to be desired. However, in MIIB (Men in Black 2) I especially like the villainess, Serleena. Great googly moogly, I find her attractive. I remember watching her as a kid as she changed to look like the half naked model in the magazine she found and how the criminal comes to rob her, prompting them to disappear behind a bush where Serpens swallowed him.
Seeing her, an actress so pretty, swallow that man sparked my brain to develop in such a way that I now love and fetishize women swallowing, and I want to be swallowed like the robber, too. It is now a fascination of mine thanks to this one great scene. I also remember when Agent K was swallowed by the cockroach in the first movie. I used Premiere Pro to clip it so Serleena swallowed Agent K (with him being in her insides) and gosh, it's so hot. Now I want to see more girls swallow cameras with POV shots, I guess they call that Vore. I want to get swallowed by a pretty girl now, and I am so thankful for Men in Black 2 to spur my development in such a unique and fun way. I only wish there were more readily-available videos in this fetish.
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Threat Level: White

I woke up to the sound of rain and wind beating at my window. Water droplets pelting against the glass, the raging wind howled like a midnight beast, trees swaying like captive souls raging against their tormentors. Hurricane Matthew was not kind to my town.
My name is Matthew.
I ignored the multiple evacuation warnings. After bird flu, swine flu, and ebola I had enough of freaking out over fearmongering. I got my vaccinations, what is a hurricane going to do to me?
But this warning was different. My phone made a noise I never heard before. It was an awful, ear-grating sound that made me want to vomit. Distressed, I looked at my phone and saw that Spotify was playing a Coldplay album. Weird.
As I closed the app, I noticed there was a new warning issued from the weather service. "Oh let me guess, I'll catch Russian autism if I go outside today?" But there was no autism, only a message that said,
Threat level... white? That's a weird system. But the storm did seem to be getting pretty bad, considering my bedroom was flooded. So I grabbed my cat and headed for the attic.
I sat and waited for what felt like an eternity, when I realized something was VERY wrong. My cat, Kim Jong-Un, was unresponsive. Panic set in, my fingers began to tremble and my breathing was erratic. I picked up Kim Jong-Un and listened for a heartbeat. Then I remembered he wasn't a real cat.
"Wew, that's a reli-" *THUD*
I heard a large boom come from downstairs. Paralyzed with fear, I could only sit and wait as I heard thunderous footsteps slowly ascend the stairs.
THUD*
Like a hammer swinging against a nail.
THUD*
Like a gunshot in the far distance
THUD*
Like my mother swinging a lamp against my dad's head.
And then, I saw him. This towering figure stood, casting a shadow over my attic. My jaw dropped and my heart raced. I finally realized what THREAT LEVEL: WHITE meant. WHITE for... skeleton.
His calcium-rich bones clanked and sklanked as he walked closer to me.
"Uh, I don't know who you are, but please don't hurt-"
He put his bony finger over my mouth to shush me. I closed my eyes and prepared for the worst, but after a brief pause, I looked to see him holding something. A gallon of milk.
"Should I... drink this?"
He nodded.
I opened the lid and drank. I drank for what felt like an hour. I emptied the gallon, making sure I caught every last, savory drop. I could feel the calcium enriching my bones. I could feel the vaccination-induced autism leaving my body. I felt great.
He went to the window and opened it, and before he could leave I asked him, "Will I ever see you again?"
He turned his skull and said softly "doot doot", and then leaped from my window and flew into the distance.
My phone rang again, "THREAT LEVEL: CLEAR". I wiped a single tear from my face.
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