Shaggy and the Lord of Sawhain

One night, Asriel Dreemurr was Masturbating in his room.
He did this very very hard, while standing in a mirror, he'd keeped going until he saw himself and got scared.
He did not Masturbate for a Weak.
Chara was going around the Underground selling "Dreemurr Family" porn to the monsters for gold, as then he'd lead them to a Boat dropping the papers in the ground.
This was all a plan for Chara to mug them for gold instead of selling it to them.
Asriel showed up, and Chara threw Papyrus to distracted him, but the other crew was distracted instead, giving Asriel time to escape.
Now as this is a bullshit story, Asriel saw this hot and started his Masturbating habits again.
The next day, it was the contest and Lego Batman himself was the judge for.
Asriel Dreemurr was the Winner as it a Masturbating contest and was able to use the gold to buy chocolate for chara.
The End as this was a movie Dr.Livesey, soon Chara popped into existance, and shot Dr.Livesey.
But Dr.Livesey dodged this attack, and then Michael Myers spawned out of no where.
Then out of fucking no where Lego Batman (The Real One) showed up and punched Dr.Livesey out of existance.
Michael Myers then killed Chara, and ran into the woods.
Soon some guy named Billy entered a underground bunker of a gay cult.
and was attacked by Michael Myers, who he'd then punched in the face.
Billy and Michael attacked each other, until Ralsei from Deltarune showed up to fuck Michael Myers.
But Billy new Ralsei from Deltarune wasen't gay and so shot Ralsei's crush Kris from Deltarune.
After that, turns out Ralsei was infact gay and wanted to have sex with Billy, so Billy and Ralsei went into the basement and Ralsei showed his ass to Billy, who stuck his dick inside the Giant ass.
Meanwhile, the "True" Villain of everything came out of the shadows...it was...shadow the hedgehog who was a SITH LORD.
Shadow killed Ralsei telling Billy, "Being gay is cringe" billy in a fit of rage tryed to to kill shadow.
But was stopped by a extreme power of the Darkside of the force, it was not shadow but the TRUE VILLAIN OF EVERYTHING!
It was Michael Myers! who was the TRUE Sith Lord as Shadow was his apprentice.
Michael then snapped Billy's neck, and exited with shadow.
Later they entered a basement.
Where Shadow under the orders of Michael Myers had Sans the Skeleton locked up inside a Basement to be fucked by an "Emo Furry Girl" constantly to keep him from trying to stop the NEW REVENGE OF THE SITH.
In a dark room, covered by the light of a candles on a Yul Log, Shadow then said "Fuck all the Gays" as then he'd blew all the candles out, and proceeded to put Michaels soul in a "Dead Clone Body" of Billy. this was Michael's Plan to kill the Real Ralsei, who would want to have sex with Billy as said in a note found by Shadow 5 days ago.
So Michael proceed with his plan, had sex with Ralsei and killed him in his sleep.
Michael lefted, as the ghost of Billy yelled "FUCK YOU MICHAEL" but Michael didn't respond since he didn't speak.
Soon he returned to Shadow who then placed his soul back into his body.
But Billy used this to come back to life going into the Dead Billy Clone, and attempted to get revenge on Lord Michael Myers.
Michael Myers was pissed, so he'd killed Shadow.
Billy attacked Michael but Michael grabbed him from behind and put him in a Choke.
Meanwhile Sans had got free, and knocked out the Emo Furry Girl.
he'd went down to the basement, and sent a bone at Lord Michael Myers.
Michael used Billy as a shield, as Billy was killed for good by Sans bone.
Sans froze in shock, and then Michael got behind Sans and snapped his neck, killing Sans.
The Lord of Sawhain then lefted the building, becoming a Hobo in the woods.
A few days later, while hoboing someone found him.
It was, Jedi Master Patrick Star.
Patrick told Lord Michael Myers, "So it was you? I should have known someone as evil as you was a Sith lord. Buts shadow? how could he, he was a good friend or els...you turned him evil...".
Michael didn't respond, but only gazed at patrick with his empty...dark...eyes... as then a figure came from the shadows.
IT WAS THE EMO FURRY GIRL! who has became Lord Michael Myers's new apprentice.
Patrick tossed his saber, cutting a tree behind Michael and the Emo Furry Girl down and setting the area on fire.
Michael and the Emo Furry ran though the fire, Michael away just fine as he was use to this shit.
But Patrick caught up to the Emo Furry Girl killing her saying "The Lord of Samhain will be stopped".
A few days later, he broke into a shack and found and broken and beaten up Shaggy Rogers, who was defeated by Lord Michael Myers himself.
Patrick set him free and Shaggy stumbled into Patrick's arms.
Patrick asked Shaggy "But, but how?!".
Shaggy responed "Like man, he was too powerful for me...like even at my full % I was like not stronge enough to defeat him" he'd passed out, as Patrick notice his bones was broken and infected.
Days later, on Halloween night Shaggy stepped to the edge, now a Cyborg.
Patrick and Grand Jedi Master Spongebob was behind him.
Soon an army of Sith Troopers came, under the rule of Lord Michael Myers who plans on taking over all of existence and non-existence, Dimensional to Multi-Dimensional to everything.
As Lord Michael Myers was gain so much power, he can solo anyone.
As Lord Michael Myers showed his power, but killing all of JoJo, Dragon Ball Z, and Lego Batman.
He even killed Doodlebob and Jason Voorhees.
He killed Freddy Fazbear and Purple Guy, not even purple guy could come back from this.
Lord Michael Myers became a unholy undefeatable soloing machine by the power of a Darkside of the force behind a wound of the force.
Patrick then said "We will end this!".
As then Sponebob rised his hand "With the power of the Goobey-Goober!"
As then a army of the Meme Jedi Order came to defeat the Lord of Samhain.
As meanwhile the Lord of Samhain killed The Almighty Jimmy, showing that no one is safe.
The Sith Army and Meme Jedi Order clashed, in brutal battle in Halloween Town.
Soon Shaggy would face against Lord Michael Myers new Sith Apprentice, Shrek's Grandson "Shrek the 3rd".
Who had killed both Shrek and his father Shrek 2.
Shrek the 3rd told shaggy "Your pathetic".
Shaggy said "Heh, I'm only rusty"
Shrek the 3rd responded, "Oi then lets make this battle personal".
He'd take something out of a shack, and shaggy looked closer and then his eyes widen open in shock, as tears ran down his cheeks.
Shrek the 3rd had killed Scooby-doo.
Shrek the 3rd said "So pathetic, you couldn't save your friend in need".
Shaggy with tear down his face, then showed anger as the Darkside of himself kicked in, he'd fight Shrek the 3rd in pure-rage.
They clashed until they was trapped in a room...it was trap.
As then on a chair, turned non-other than Lord Michael Myers aka Darth Sam-hain.
Shaggy stood ferm anger in his eyes.
Michael turned to Shrek the 3rd.
Shrek the 3rd said "Oi did I do good my lord?"
Michael then took the soul of Shrek the 3rd, killing him and granting Michael more power though the Darkside of the force.
Shaggy cracked his knuckles.
Lord Michael Myers then took off his Sith outfit revealing muscle beyond the limits of all chads and giga-chads or any form of chad in existance.
Shaggy smerked and said "you should not have done that"
As Michael as removed himself from his immortal powered clothing, and he only has the power of the evil of his mask.
So Shaggy turned on something on his chest, a special bob designed to kill memes of all kind.
the bomb exploded killing Shaggy and Lord Michael Myers and saving the whole existence and non-existence.
The Meme Jedi Order and Halloween Town honor Shaggy as a hero.
The End.
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