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Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls: Lost Episode

A while back I found this new series. The name was "Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls". Me and my sister would always watch it together. But as time grew I started watching it without her.
One day while browsing YouTube I wanted to see if the user had made any new episodes. This one surprised me.
The title was called " Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls - Episode 0-". It didn't make sense to me because why wouldn't they submitted it before episode 1? The thumbnail looked like Koneko so I thought it was maybe episode 10 they just forgot the 1.
I clicked on the video and the description seemed a little odd. The grammar was still weird but it said something obscure along the lines of "Watashi lost this one! Watashi found this desu episode! Lost Episode des!". Lost Episode? Maybe this was the original Episode 1?
Anyways, I press play. Normal theme music playing and everything. The episode started with Raku walking down the street alone. She was humming the theme song when she ran into Kidnapper-kun. She had fallen down and said "Sorry!" in her normal high pitched, squeaky tone. Kidnapper-kun didn't say anything. I already thought something was off. Why would Raku see Kidnapper-kun and why was she not with Koneko, they do live together. Nevertheless, I continued watching.
Kidnapper-kun had a blank stare on his face. He then moved his arm forward and he revealed the knife he had in his hand.
Raku looks confused and says "what that for ~nya". Kidnapper-kun still doesn't say anything and strikes Raku. I'm thinking "Whats going on!?".
SoapOpera46 wouldn't kill people in this, it's suppose to be a love comedy, not a violent murder story. Raku's arm had gotten sliced open. She started screaming. The screen went black for a few seconds.
The next slide showed Koneko walking towards Hitoshi with a sad expression on her face.
Koneko: "Have you seen Raku anywhere?"
Hitoshi: "I haven't seen her all day. Raku-chan is missing? We have to find her ~ Nya Rawr."
Koneko and Hitoshi walk back to Raku's house and knock on the door. "Raku are you in there?" Koneko said. No response. Hitoshi walks in the house. The next couple frames were Hitoshi walking up stairs with a "wet feet" sound. Hitoshi opens the door to Raku's room. I couldn't see what was in it but all of the sudden Hitoshi backs up and starts screaming.
Koneko looks in and on the bed was Raku, skinned alive. Dismembered. Something was off though... Raku was too well drawn and shaded. You could almost say it looked realistic. Koneko started crying. I became too scared at this point. The best thing for me to do was close the tab. Before I left I tried to copy the URL so I could share it.
The weirdest part was there was no URL. The box was empty and when I refreshed the page it had said the page never existed. Ever since then I have refused to watch it at all
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Category:YT Readings
OCARINA OF TEIM SKARY GLITCH

SO DERES DIS SKARY GLITCH YOU CAN DO IN OCARINA OF TIEM. IT INVOLVES DOING A CRAZY PROCEEDURERE.
FIRST, YOU MUST HAVE THE 1.0 KOPY. YA KNOW, DA ONE DAT HAS DA SWORDLES LINK GLITCH. SO START A NEW GAME, BUT AS SOON AS YOU WAK UP, GET 80 RUPEES AND BUY 2 SHIELDS FORM DA GUY. GET DA SWORD AND GLITCH INTO DA LOST WODS. ENTER A FALSE LOG, BUT WHEN YOU DO, SLOWLY LIFT THE CART UP. IT WILL CRASH, BUT YA MUST TYP IN DA CRASH DEBUG. IT WILL GO TO DA SCREEN. HOLD ALL C BUTTONS AND START AND SELECT.
THEN YOU WILL BE TAKEN TO GANON'S FORT. DO THIS;\
#EQUIP A BOTLE.
#EQUIP A BOMBCHU
#EQUIP THE GORON TUNIC AND DA IRON BOOTS, THE BIGGORON SWORD AND DA HYLIAN SHIELD.
#FINALY, EQUIP DA HOOKSHOT.
GO TO ONE OF DA TRIALS. USE THE BOTTLE ON A ARMOS AND BLOW IT UP USING A BOMCHU. HOOKSHOT A SLIDING ENEMY AND YOU'LL BE LAUNCHED INTO A NEW AREA! ITS CALLED "BEN FORT" AND YOU'LL NEED TO GLITCH TO DA LAST ROOM, SINCE ITS UNFINISHED. YOU'LL FIGHT BEN, BUT WHEN YOU DO, BEN WILL COME OUT AND ULLL DIE!!!!!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:Rituwel
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Shortpasta
OFFICIAL JEFF THE KILLER 2 - KILLER

"Such a beautiful couple." Jane said as she walked by, smiling. Jeff held Steven close. "Shut up Jane." He growled. "Hey, hey, hey. I was just being nice~" Jane giggled and left. "You know Jeff, you could be nicer t-to her. She was just being nice." Steven spoke quietly. Jeff sighed. "I guess you're right. I'll try." Jeff smiled at Steven. "T-Thank you, Jeff." Steven kissed Jeff, Jeff kissed back, smiling still. 
Jeff walking around, looking for him. "Steven!?" Jeff called, sighing. "What?!" He called back. Jeff sighed in relief. "Where are you?" Jeff asked, walking to your voice. Steven jumped out of no where. "Right here!" He laughed and hugged Jeff tightly. "Promise me one thing." "What?" Jeff tilted his head. "You won't hurt me in anyway." Jeff nodded and hugged Steven tightly. Steven smiled and closed his eyes.
Steven soon fell asleep. He was soon woken up by Jane. "J-Jane, what's wrong?" Steven stuttered. Jane pulled you up, holding your hand and bringing you to Jeff and Eyeless Jack...Kissing? Steven felt tears rolling down his cheeks. "J-Jeff?" Steven stuttered, crying. Jeff immediately pulled away, upset. "Steven?!" Jeff looked at you, crying. Jeff walked to you, trying to touch you. Steven growled. "Don't fucking touch me, you asshole!" Steven cried hard. Jeff's eyes widen in shock. "Go with Eyeless Jack, just fucking leave me alone!" Steven cried harder, hugging Jane tightly. "T-Thanks for being this to my attention J-Jane..." Steven stuttered and grabbed her hand, walking away.
Steven had the door locked, crying into his pillow. Toby knocked on his door. "Steven, can you unlock the door so I can come in?" Toby asked. Steven got up, unlocked the door and opened it. "I'm sorry about what happened." Toby said while hugging you. "I-It's fine..." Steven sighed, crying on Toby. Toby lifted his head up. "You're not okay, and I know you aren't." Toby shivered and hugged Steven. "I'm so so sorry." Toby said. "You know Toby, you didn't do anything." "I know but still." Toby then sighed. Jeff walked by, looking at you sadly. All you did was hug Toby, sighing and crying. 
When he were alone in your room, Jeff walked in, sadly. You looked over and rolled over on  his side. "What do you want, Jeff?" Steven sighed angrily. "I want to apologize." He said, sitting on your bed. Steven growled again, sighing at the same time. "You know, you did kiss my best friend. I can't forgive you for that." Jeff hugged you, you couldn't help but hug back. "He kissed me, I didn't kiss back, I was pushing away, but, each time I tried pulling away he tightened his grip." Jeff explained. "After all, I wouldn't break my promise." He smiled. "Fine... But if you fuck up one more time, you're gone." Steven sighed, smiling. "Yes! I know!" Jeff picked you up. "Thank you!!" Jeff then kissed you as you held onto him, kissing back.
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:DIALOGUE!
OGS

i just got out of college when this happened... At the time I was free to watch all the shrek I wanted, without any discrimination against me. My friends, my family they were all dirty farquays, and I just wanted to get away from them all. I decided I wanted to move to Mississippi so I could live in a swamp like shrek, and be far far away from any farquays. The swamp life was peaceful and serene. I'd bathe in sewage every morning, I'd indulge in some toast with a side of fish eyeball jelly... I loved every second of isolation. That was until one night... I... Felt a burning sensation on my nut sack. It's like someone stomped me in the testicles with sports kleets, but their foot got stuck I also saw they were green lime colored green they were also swollen the size of basketballs (Acdc be damned). I didn't want to relay my personal health on that of Prince Charming doctor, but I had no choice. Every step I took to the hospital felt like donkey was biting down on ball sack. But I prayed to shrek I would make it their safely. When I eventually got to the doctor, he was astounded. He diagnosed me with some new illness O.S.G (ogre genatil syndrome) he told me I was patient zero, and the only cure he can think of was amputation. I said to him he can go suck on fairy god others dick and die. I then jumped out the window, and safely landed on nut sack to cushion the blow, and I ran away and didn't look back... I got back to my swamp, I felt nauseous, and passed out in swamp muck. When I woke I noticed my balls got even larger, practically my whole crotch area and abdomen was a lime green. I saw this as some kind of blessing of shrek, and I prayed to him every night thanking him for shrek is love and shrek is life. As the year went by my feet to my neck was green, and my balls were big enough for me to use as a blunt weapon to fend of against alligators and snapping-turtles. Every night the two growths on head would get longer. But when my whole body was green and my hair fell of it happened... I felt a huge strain in my head like I was having a severe aneurism. I then passed, and awoke in dark tunnel. There was light at the end of it... And a figure. As I got closer to the figure I found out it was shrek... He then said "it's all ogre now" he then proceeded to fuck me in the ass, and then reward my loyalty with his onion cum. But when I woke up I was a full fledged ogre, and I shouted at the top of lungs "this is my swamp" shrek is love shrek is life...
Author unknown
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shrek
OH FUCK!

ONCE APON A TIME THERE WAS A KID THAT LOVED STUFF LIKE HOT DOGS. ONE TIME, HE WENT INTO THIS REALLY BIG ROOM. IT HAD LOTS OF 1337 MIRRORS THAT WOULD KEEP SAYING "THEN WHO WAS PHONE?" OVER AND OVER AGAIN. THEN THE ROOM FILLED WITH BLOOD AND SHARKS KEPT BITTING THE MIRRORS. THEN HE REMEMBERED THAT HE LEFT HIS OVEN ON!!! SO HE TRIED TO GET OUT BUT THEN THE VOICE OF THE PRINCE SAID THAT CANDLEJACK WAS GIVING HIM KIDNA! THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
OH NOEZ IT'S NINJA HEROBRINE!

SO I WAZ PLAYING SOME MINESHIT WHEN I SAW ME A HEROBRINE! BUT IT WAS NO ORDINARY HEROBRINE, IT WAS A... NINJA HEROBRINE!!!1 HE THREW DRT+GRAVEL AT MEH PLAYER AND IT DIED HORRIBLY AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT, FUCKED AND WALKED THE DINOSAUR THE END
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Category:Minecrap
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
OH YEAH!

Something is coming. I can hear it.
It is the bane of every child's existence.
He comes without warning. He comes without fear. He comes without any seeming reason or purpose. But he comes anyway. And he is to be feared.
I don't know what I did. I don't think I ever will, whether I live or not. He deals out his wrath unconditionally and mercilessly.
Thump. Thump.
"Well," I think to myself, "this is the end."
I could hide under my bed; I still must have enough time to get under my bed, right?
Thump. Thump. Thump. Thump.
It's getting faster now, coming up the stairs... I've got to get to the closet!
Thump.
Wait... SHIT! It stopped moving! I have to be silen-AH-CHOO!
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP
Nonononononono! Gotta get to the closet! Dammit! Pajamas! Why must you be caught on the bed frame?!
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP
It's nearing the top of the stairs! I've got to get d-CRASH!
Before I could move, before I could BLINK, I see the horrifying monstrosity.
Its bulky, large body is not like that of other creatures. It seems to be... clear... but I can see its organs, its blood. Thick, red blood, and several organs... which appear to be... block-shaped?
I look at its giant face. Its eyes and mouth stand out in stark contrast to the rest of it; thick, dark fur coating the outlines of its eyes and mouth. It appears to be nose-less.
The beast and I continue to stare at each other, for what feels like hours; finally, its eyes grow to huge sizes... it locks eyes with me, penetrating my soul with its terrifying gaze... and it unleashes its terrible, heart-wrenching roar.
"OH YEAH!"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
OJ x Coin: A Romantic Village of Objects Fanfic

It was a beautiful day on the island. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and my brother kept his damn mouth closed. OJ and Coin were hanging out with each other. Coin began to blush, little did the other objects know, Coin had a crush on OJ and wanted to turn his liquid from orange to white. While they were talking to each other. OJ had a confession to make to Coin. Both were baffled that they wanted to be more than friends. The two objects quickly started making out with one another. Clock had walked by and saw the two swapping spit. He quickly gouged out his eyes with a pencil. He later died of blood loss. Honestly, serves the ungrateful bastard right. Coin started to get very aroused and licked OJ's neck. This caused OJ to feel funny down there too. So they went over to a house. They both got into position and proceeded to perform unthinkable acts. At the end of it all, Towel was called to clean up the mess. She killed herself two days later. Unfortunately, since both OJ and Coin are male. They were unable to get pregnant. OJ however put Coin's funny white substance into a machine. It created a baby. It was an orange juice glass golden coin hybrid. It also had additional limbs. They named it Gerald. OJ and Coin then went with Green Screen and Flaggy to eat cheese.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
OMG OMG OMG

So one day, while i was just 6 or 7,I was on our computer. I was eating crackers and they had ran out. So i went to get more. Well the short hallway to our bathroom is connected to our kitchen. While I was walking to get them, I thought i saw a bloody man in the hallway part. On my way back to the computer, I looked back, and it wasn't there. Well, I was really scared so I tried to turn on the TV. But I couldn't find the clicker to turn it on and it was one of those TV's that hangs on from wires on the wall. And i couldn't go outside to tell my mom because I was only wearing my long sleeved shirt and underwear and I was too scared to go up alone. So I grabbed a blanket and ate the crackers. Later I told my mom but she said I could have been hallucinating. But I still rememeber what happened. Also people can change the title.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
ONLYONMONDAYS.EXE

One time I was on the toilet and I pooped gloriously. I looked in the toilet bowl, and there was a casette tape labeled ONLYONMONDAYS.EXE.
I put the casette tape in my computre and fell asleep. I had a horrible dream.
I was in school, but it was monday. and there was an exame I didn`t study for. As I approached the clasroom, suddenly an atomic bomb leaped out of nowhere and tried to burrow into my ass. I quickly filed a restraining order, WITH BULLETS!
So as I was escaping the flock of Dildo Birds going my way (Dammit I thought they were extinct), I decided that I should probably go get that fucking exam done. I walked in the class, and everyone was dead. The teacher was actually Fatal Disease. The Atomic Bomb was Superplankofdeath. And my penis was a tyrannosaurus rex.
I woke up, and I was scared. Then I found out my penis was a tyrannosaurus rex. But it was a cheap ass little one, and it couldn`t kill anybody on command. So remember, don`t put a casette tape in your computre.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:File Extensions
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Shortpasta
Oaf Hiccup

a large oaf lived in the forest, baking his bread and tending his goats. he was about 10 feet tall, and used his teeth to break branches for the fire. powerful oaf.
one day you were walking in the forest and the oaf saw you, and chased you. he was yelling, and roaring, and you knew if he caught you, he would eat your bones.
you hid inside a rotting old log, and you could hear the angered oaf rampaging about. suddenly he was quiet, and it was quiet for a long time, but you knew he was listening.
then, you made a noise, a noise you could not control:
...
...
...
you shitted yourself
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Beings
Category:Potty Humor
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Obama Conspiracy

Basically I have just figured out our governments biggest conspiracy. Obama rhymes with llama. Llamas are large animals that have wool for protection against cold. It is very cold in northern Russia. Russia has nukes. Japan was the only country nuked in ww2. Japan was nuked 2 times. 2 times 2 is four. a llama has 4 legs and 4 feet. If you shave a llama you have enough wool for 4 coats for small children. Obama has children. Obama has two children. 2 times 2 is 4 and 4 divided by 2 is 2. If you add 2 + 2 it equals four and if you subtract 2 from 4 it equals 2. The second letter in Obama is B and the fourth letter in Barack is C. C is the 3rd letter in the alphabet and B is the second letter in the alphabet. Coincidence? No. Llamas cannot read the alphabet and neither can Obama because he is a Llama. I hope this use your information it because very important.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:THERY
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Obama Should Be In Smash Bros

There are many compelling reasons why Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, should be a playable character in the popular video game series Super Smash Bros. For one, Obama is a highly influential and historic figure who served as the first African American President of the United States. Including him as a playable character in the game would not only be a nod to his significance in American history, but it would also add diversity to the game's roster of characters.
Additionally, Obama has a unique and memorable personal style that could make for an interesting and fun character in the game. His distinctive look, including his signature suits and his famous ear-to-ear grin, could be incorporated into his character design, making him instantly recognizable to players. Furthermore, his charisma and likability, which were key factors in his successful political career, could translate into an engaging and entertaining in-game persona.
Furthermore, Obama's time in office was marked by numerous accomplishments and landmark events, such as the passage of the Affordable Care Act and the legalization of same-sex marriage, that could provide inspiration for his in-game abilities and moves. For example, his ability to bring people together and find common ground could be represented by a move that temporarily calms down and unifies other characters on the battlefield.
In addition to his personal attributes and accomplishments, Obama also has a wide range of skills and talents that could make him a formidable opponent in Super Smash Bros. As a former basketball player and avid sports fan, Obama could have moves that incorporate elements of basketball, such as slam dunks and dribbling. He could also have access to a range of high-tech gadgets and equipment from his time as President, such as drones and secret service agents, that could give him an edge in battle.
Overall, there are many reasons why Barack Obama should be a playable character in Super Smash Bros. His historic significance, memorable personal style, and diverse range of skills and abilities would make him a valuable addition to the game's roster of characters.
As a former President of the United States, Barack Obama could have a variety of moves at his disposal in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Here are a few ideas for his moveset:
*Neutral Special: "Hope and Change" - Obama creates a circle of light around himself, healing himself and any allies within the circle.
*Side Special: "Yes We Can" - Obama rushes forward, delivering a powerful punch to any opponents in his path.
*Up Special: "Soaring Speech" - Obama takes flight, using the power of his oratory skills to boost himself upward and damage any opponents he comes into contact with.
*Down Special: "Lincoln's Legacy" - Obama summons the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, who attacks opponents with a spectral axe.
*Final Smash: "The Audacity of Hope" - Obama unleashes a powerful flurry of blows, finishing with a devastating uppercut that sends opponents flying.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
Category:Featured Pastas
Obama and the pear world

It was a dark and stormy night. president obama was in his dark room, thinking about how to get rid of shrek. He had been trying to get rid of him for years, but shrek always seemed to evade his grasp. But now, he had finally cornered him. He had discovered shrek's secret hideout, and he was going to make his move.
He waited until shrek was asleep, then he snuck up on him and stabbed him in the heart with a pear knife. As shrek lay dying, president obama leaned in and whispered, "I finally did it. I killed you, shrek. And do you know why? Because you're a monster. A freak of nature. And I'm the only one who can stop you. I'm the only one who can save the world from your reign of terror.
But as president obama looked down at shrek's lifeless body, he realized that he may have made a mistake. Shrek was the only one who knew about the existence of pear world, and now that he was gone, there was no one left who could protect it. Obama realized that he had just doom pear world to a fate worse than death.
Obama stabbed shrek 63829837493920 times and he got to pear hell and he saw shrek and he was like "OH SHIT" and then he woke up from his dream.
(you probably: that was all a dream? wtf of a finale is this!?)
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shrek
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Object Brawl Presents: Sticker's Cooking Show! The Lost Episode

I was on XTremeAnimations' YouTube channel, I found (In my subscription box) that a new video called "Sticker's Cooking Show 3" was made.
It didn't say what Sticker is cooking, Maybe it was a joke. The video starts with Sticker in the kitchen saying "Hi i'm Sticker, today we're gonna make-" As soon as he said that, The screen corrupted.
I couldn't see Sticker, The video ended. I heard a wisper from behind me...
"Your next..."
It was a bloody Sticker from Object Brawl, With a knife in his hand. There were bloody objects all around my house!
"I killed them!" Said Sticker "I killed them all!"
Sticker tried to stab me, I quickly ran to safety. I locked myself in the bathroom, I heard Sticker cutting open the door.
His head poked through the door, "HERE'S STICKER!" He screamed.
My life was over...
I luckly stabbed the object, I ran back to my computer. The video coutinued...
Sticker was covered in human blood, He was staring at me.
His eyes were taken out and replaced with bloody holes, He spoke
"Today I will be cooking starfish fruit pudding..." "I'll be talking to Pencil..."
Just then the object was thrown across the screen, The object bumped the wall
Sticker took a gun and shot himself, Thats when the video truely ended...
The next day, On the news They talked about a youtuber named XTremeAnimations.
He was found dead, I was shocked...
I checked XTremeAnimations' youtube channel, It said it never existed...
Now I really miss Object Brawl and Sticker's Cooking Show...
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Shortpasta