Sonic.cd death

I was waking home from school one day when this old man said "you like sonic...?" i said "yes" he gave a game to to me and said "let make this our littile serct" as he smiled in a evil way. so i walk home and start playing it. it was sonic cd so i played it. then when i pressed start sonic was sitting on a rock i could not move him then suddnly i could. i walked him to the right and when i killed one on the robots a pig came out and sonic grabbed it. i was confused as sonic does not come out unless WAS .EXE THEN IT WAS A VIDEO! the pig said "thank you for saving me sanic" sonuic imagined him as a hot dog and his tongue went around his face and sonic ate the pig and said "YUMMY!" i vomited. sonic killed the pig in a hyper-realistic way then sonic moved again and i went through the levels. then the boss battle after eggman said his laugh sonic said something to eggman that shocked me "listen you son of a bitch" said sonic "what the fuck is your problem" said sonic "you get in my face with that i will beat your goddamn ass you son of a bitch" said sonic 'you piece of shit' said sonic "you fucking goddamn mother fucker' "listen fuckhead you fucking crossed the line" said sonic "get that througth your goddamn fucking head" said sonic "so stop shoting your mouth off stop pushing your shit you got that" said sonic "you goddamn son of a bitch" I was shocked why did sonic swear then flew to bros room and aske d him did you hack the game he said "no" and bro does not know anything in hacking sonic games then the sonic wa sblood covered and was saying time to KILL that FUCKING EGGMAN at this moomet i knew that was not sonic beuase sonic would nevr swear i promise ITS JUST NOT LIKE HIM TO!!!then sonic said TIME TO DIE YOU FUCKING FATASS. he killed eggman in so realistic it nearly gave me a heart attack.pure blood was on the screen as sonic just laughed.then he make sure eggman was dead by thorwing him in lava of a volocna. THEN SONIC RAN and i could swear i could hear static and it was staic and the quality got poor. then sonic slaped tails and tails screamed like in maze. sonic said eggman died of being to fat.Then the sonic begun running fatser then the speed of light where he saw amy and they said hey amy check this out and sonic did a epic dance move that even impressed mei said wow even through hes a fucking killer he got the moves of a god!amy replied with cool lets kiss. I was shocked NO sonic show would be like this and to by shock and horror they starte kissing. at this point i had only way thing in my mind "WHO MAKE THIS"
Still i spared the tv because of sonics epic dance move.and then it ened with sonic saying NOW HELL AWAITS while for some fucking goddamn reaosn still kissing bitch amy. then it said Made by bro.i was ANGRY i ran to bros room and said you DO know he does know anything in hacking sonic games he said "NO" i said "LIER" and i punised him by punching his ballsack. he screameed for 6 hours.then the next day i went to school and the same old man said did you keep our littile serct..i said fuck you old man i i tryed to rip of his face but itwas mask and you WOULD NOT belive who it was but it was SONIC him sleve.I SAID sonci why you do this to me????he said he wanted me to scared for himne because in sonic onile i beat him as sonic as he sonic to so he said i need to learn alesson t not beat sonic in sonic viedo games mario games and other are ok but not SONIC games.i said hmmm sonic you Still need your karma so i gave out his location to amy i said with atroll face and he replied fuck you. as he ran from sonioi as he blushed this is not the last you seee off meee and he saifd fuck you 10 more times.i went home happliy and bro was still screaming beuase when i punched him in his balls and i said sorry bro it was acutALLY SONIC who made them game and he said "NO" Screaming in pain. The end. Seriously the END.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!