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The Santa Theory

We all love our jolly fat man of Christmas, but behind the depictions of Santa that we all know and love lurks a dark secret. It all began on the night before Christmas when I was eleven years old. I had plans to stay up all night so I could meet Santa Claus himself, so after my parents went to sleep I came out into the living room. I situated myself on the couch by the Christmas tree but quickly dozed off. I was woken back up when I heard the sounds of what I thought to be jingling bells in the distance which I assumed to be Santa on his sleigh. Quickly, I made sure that there were cookies by the Christmas tree to please the fat man of Christmas on his arrival. But as the sound of what I thought were bells got closer I could clearly make out that it was not the sound of bells, but the sound of bones! I heard something at the front door and I knew it must be the Claus, but I feared for what that sound was and what he would do when he saw me. Before I could react the door swung open and I saw the man of Christmas in his true form. Tall, pale, and dressed in red, was the spookiest skeleton I had ever seen. It all made sense now. There was no way someone could deliver that many presents in one night and still be alive. I snapped to my senses when Skeleton Claus (that's what I'm calling him from now on) looked right at me! That's when he let out a jolly "Ho Ho Ho" which helped to ease the tension. We then got into a deep conversation about politics. When he realized the time, Skeleton Claus said he needed to be heading out, so he unloaded the presents under the tree then walked over to the cookies. Skeleton Claus angrily yelled "WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME MILK". At this moment I knew I screwed up. Skeleton Claus then picked me up and ate me. So remember, always leave milk out on Christmas Eve or else you will end up like me.
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Category:Holidays
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The Sarah West Interview

(Start of Tape)
Sarah: Why are you making me do this? What have I ever done to you? Why can't you just leave me alone?
Male voice: Please say your name into the microphone.
Sarah: S... Sarah West. He's going to (Inaudible) you know!
Male Voice: Who's going to come back?
Sarah: (Sobbing.)
Male Voice: Who's going to come back, Sarah?
Sarah: That thing! God, haven't you been listening to me! He's going to come for me, and then (Inaudible.)
Male Voice: Please speak into the microphone.
Sarah: He's going to come for me, and then he's going to find you. You can't stop it, you can never stop it. He finds you, and what he does to you is worse than death.
Let me go, please? I promise I won't tell. (At 0:50 the tape interrupts and goes silent. Sound resumes at 2:03.)
Male Voice: Tell me what I want to know, and I will let you go.
Sarah: (Sobbing.)
Male Voice: What is he, Sarah?
Sarah: (Yelling) I DON'T KNOW! (Sobbing.) I... just don't know. He looks like a man, but, he's wrong, you know? He's too long. His face, it's just like a piece of cloth with a human face formed out of it.
But, y...you can see behind it slightly, like an old worn out handkerchief. He moves so fast, God, why does it move so fast?
Male Voice: And what does he do to you if he finds you?
Sarah: I saw what he did to them. He took them, and he held them up, and they started to shake, like they were having seizures. As soon as they went limp, he would pull off their arms and legs one at a time, like the petals of a flower. And then, (Unintelligible Sobbing.)
Male Voice: Then what would he do, Sarah? (At 5:34, a boom is heard in the background.)
Sarah: He's coming! Please don't let me die! (Sobbing)
Male Voice: Don't worry, he will never hurt you again. What would he do with them after he did that?
Sarah: He turned them into something else... something wrong. (At 5:38 a louder boom is heard. A scream and several gunshots are heard. The tape ends with a hollow distorted electrical noise at 6:01)
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Beings
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Old Shit
The Scariest Animation In The World

I just got a strange tape from my friend. When I watched it, it was horrible. I don't want to go into detail about it. So here's what happens:
First of all, I'm going to say I think this video is some sort of testing video for multiple secret weapon of some kind, doctored to appear as animation. Anyway, it starts out there's an octopus-like mutant super soldier sitting along in a desert of some kind, and it shoots what appears to be a bomb near a structure of some kind which was either built to test the destructive properties of the bomb, or as an entirely new super weapon. Another different looking super soldier appears from the new structure,  and this one is much more scarier looking. It is riddled with holes and has some sort of metal pack grafted onto it's flesh. Extending from the pack is some kind of sonic weapon of some sort. When the second mutant turns it on the first mutant attempts to plug it's ears. The sonic weapon appears to function as some sort of bomb disposal unit as well, since the second mutant tries and fails to shoot the bomb back. When this fails the second mutant shoots a wall up of the sand-like substance making up the odd desert. This wall lands on the first mutant and appears to entomb it somehow while it looks on in horror, undoubtedly in extreme pain. Then the second mutant begins to torture the first mutant by blowing the sand-like substance into it's eyes. The video suddenly cuts to the second mutant noticing a pile of the sand-like substance nearby with the octopus-like mutant absent. And did I mention that throughout the whole video there's this tune playing that sounds like the Grim Reaper taking a shit?
Anyway, after that point, I couldn't bear to watch the video anymore. I went into the bathroom and puked my guts out. And what's the name of this "Animation", you ask? It's the first episode of SpongeBob.
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
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The Scariest Sound in the World

I just listened to the scariest WAV in the world.
It began with a possible homosexual male being tortured to talk about a thing that doesn't exist. We never know his name, except for Ben. He tells us how to use this non-existent item. But before that, he welcomes the damned souls to a world where good fights against evil, which takes place all around the world. He says that the world took 9 years to create, as opposed to Jesus's 7 days it took to create the earth. He also exclaims to someone who is entering the world that it has been worth the long time it took to perfect the world.
He then goes into describing the item. Ben says that you need to put iron sights on the item and fire at it, which means you would need a firearm with iron sights. To stop the item, you would need to iron sight shoot it again. In rare cases, says Ben, the items will make you faint, and you will be in a out of body experience, which will show you more of the world. He does say that you can stop it by acting like you're firing a gun again. Ben most likely created the items, because he wants to know what you have thought of the items, and how he could improve them.
He then tells us his email address in the damned world, which makes fun of his homosexual status, but to him, it's a mondegreen. He then gets executed by the torturers, for telling them he was a spy. It's so disturbing, yet, you can actually hear. Where can you find it, you ask? It's in a commentary mode in Team Fortress 2.
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Category:Vidya games
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Category:Old Shit
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The Scariest Soyjak

Many find humor and comedy in posting soyjaks. Soyjaks often come in a variety of forms that can cause at least some netizens to chuckle, or even laugh. Sometimes, this is because a soyjak is depicting something in an exaggerated manner that seems silly, like the Nintendo gamer soyjak. Other times however, the soyjak itself is inherently absurd and seemingly has no clear target or meaning, such as feraljak or a soyjak of the planet Mercury. In any of these cases however, they exist for the extraction of comedic value.
In other cases, soyjaks moreso prioritize the element of shock value over direct humor. This is often seen in varying transphobic and racist soyjak caricatures. Sometimes these soyjaks are depicted as violently dying or being killed in some form.
But many don't talk about the scariest soyjak. Not much is known about it, but it is rumored that those who view it turn INTO the soyjak themselves out of sheer horror from looking at. Only the transformation into the soyjak from this has been recorded, and it's not a pretty sight. Viewers of the scariest soyjak become increasingly paranoid. Sometimes they begin to grow a small amount of facial hair if they don't have any already, and other times they may lose significant facial hair if they have a full beard. They start rambling about nonsense and incoherent jabber that often begins in "erm". As symptoms worsen, they may start balding and become more attached to inanimate objects— often of an extreme consumerist-collectable caliber or Nintendo consoles.
What is known about what the scariest soyjak looks like? While it's not much at all, attempts have been made to reconstruct it from all reported accounts. Even if it were hypothetically possible to fully reconstruct it, such information would be dangerous to allow the public distribution of. Proceed with caution.
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Category:Satire
Category:Memes
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The Scariest Story That Was or Was Not Told

I saw a hyper realistic eye, and a skeleton popped out, and the phone rang, and I said Hello and slender man said "Who was Phone?", and I replied "Justin Bieber", and he just stared, as I looked in a mirror and I was Richard Pryor, and then I heard a voice that said "Do It", and I said "Do What?", and there was an unrealistic silence, and as I was leaving, Barney walked in and told me about death and I almost died but I ran and grabbed an AK-47 and shot him in the big purple hyper realistic tooth. I then saw Spongebob blink as a picture of a live action Chuckie screamed, and then the dead Bart told me about the Heron, and it was my mission to find Mr. Heron and get him to make a mess of Barney's pots and pans. I then flew on my seizure inducing pokemon to the only dirt road, and I met Heron, I told it "Then it will be to late" and it said "Heron is Tree". I was like bodacious so I said "Have you ever watched Candle Cove" and he said "I am Candle Cove". We then won the game against the Icarly clan and then Carly and Sam were killed by a hole, Spencer cried, and Freddy bought a cat. A SCARY CAT.
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Category:Cliche Madness
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Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Scariest Story of All time

I woke up today, ready to log in and check up on all of the things I've missed online but I found that my computer was missing. I went to see if my computer was in the other room but when I was there I realized that the router was missing as well. When I tried to call the internet company on my cellphone to complain about the problem I realized that I had no cellphone. Confused to what was going on, I went outside to get some fresh air and think things over. That is when I caught site of the newspaper. It read 1974. I was officially in a time before the internet or cellphone or computers had even become a big thing. But this is not what scared me. Oh no. It was the fact that I would have to wear seventies fashion from now on. I yelled in a dramatic fashion, "Noo! I don't look good in an afro!" The neighbor came out and told me to be quiet before tossing a fish in my face. I caught the fish in my hands after it dropped down slowly from my nose and lips in a dramatic fashion.
"Well," I thought to myself, "at least I have dinner". I brought the fish inside and cooked it. It was delicious and made me feel a bit better about having to dress weird. Little did I know that the scariest thing was yet to come. I turned on the radio, hoping to take my mind off of bad 70s fashion but what played...what played was not music. It was some kind of...pseudo pop that was making my ears bleed. I started to yell in terror. The music continued to play in such a horrible tone that I blew up. And that was the end. I was cursed to haunt the apartment ever more but at least I didn't have to wear 70s fashion. That is what I thought but...when I looked down I saw I was wearing bell bottoms. I felt my head and realized that it was fixed into an afro like doo. I had to be dressed like that...for all eternity. I could never change the style no matter how many years passed. The 2000s came up but I was still dressed in that horrible fashion. The weird 70s music played around me forever in my own horrible existence. Unchanging. Until the end of time.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
The Scariest Video Game Ever

I just finished playing one of the SCARIEST video games ever. Now, hear me out before saying, "Oh, he's probably just a dork that gets scared of everything." I don't get scared of video games or movies. I've played many survival horror games and have seen many horror movies in my day. The only thing that made me just a tiny bit scared were some parts of Penumbra and Condemned. Amnesia was pretty good. Everything else was just boring. This game was different. VERY different.
You aren't given any sort of backstory to the game at all. As soon as you press play, it throws you right into the game. However, I was able to piece together what the story basically is through finally beating this little brick shitter. Apparently, you're a madman. We're never given the name, but you can guess what it is if you pay attention to the title screen. For some reason, you escaped from whatever mental hospital room you were hiding in. Now, the very horrid state of your mind has transformed the halls of the hospital into nothing but a pitch black maze with the only light being the walls, which glow a deathly blue.
Your character is apparently some type of mad cannibal that you can barely control. You can force him to turn corners in the creepy hallway, but not much else can be done. Your character seems to grab anything and try to eat it; whatever is in front of him is thrown into his mouth and he munches it down.
While playing the game, you're being chased by four hideous and fucking scary ghost monsters. You cannot hurt them at all, and to come even close to one is instant death, in which the ghost latches onto you and rips you inside all, all while you hear the horrible noise of your body being torn.
You can, however, eat some odd objects hidden in the maze, after which your character goes into an even more unstable state. You can literally EAT the ghost monsters. Your character runs right up to them and devours them, only leaving their eyes.
There aren't any words to describe how horrific and terrifying this game is, and I don't want to spoil the surprises for you. Just go ahead and try it for yourself. Google the word Pac-Man and you'll find it on the first search.
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Category:Vidya games
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The Scary, Creaky Door

Hello everybody, my name is David. I am a man and I live in a house with windows and doors. I have a wife and child. When people ask me "Hey, did you catch the game last night?" I reply; "Yes."
Now you may remember how I mentioned that I live in a house with doors. One of the doors is very creaky, on its hinges. When you open, or close, the door, it makes a creaky noise like "uuuurrgggghhhh?" Like one you see in the scary movies, as if maybe someone sinister is opening it. It goes up at the end almost as if asking a question. A question like "Are you afraid?"
I am afraid, Mr Door. I am.
"David, that door is still creaking and it's pissing me off." Said my wife Barbara to me one day. "I thought I told you to oil it."
"I did oil it, Barbara. I did oil it, and it still creaks."
Barbara looked at me, not fully understanding the horror of the situation.
"Have you tried tightening the hinges?"
"I've tried everything Barbara, but it still creaks. It still creaks!" I screamed in Barbara's face.
Just at that very moment the door began to creak. It began to move seemingly by itself, emitting that terrifying creaking sound. I began to empty my bowels, wondering in complete existential dread who would be on the other side of the door, causing it to creak in such a scary way. You'd think not knowing would be more scary than any possible reality, but that wasn't the case.
When the door finally opened behind that door was another creaky door, even creakier than the last!
"Oh, Barbara. Nooo!" I screamed cupping my ears with my hands to try and hide from the incandescent noise. "Why did we buy a house with such an excessive number of creaky doors!?"
I looked to Barbara for some form of comfort only to notice that she too was a door. She lay there flat in bed, creaking in such a way as to say "Are you afraid David? Are you afraid of the creaky door?"
And I was afraid.
If I hadn't done so already, I would have crapped my pants. But I didn't need to go. I didn't need to go.
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Category:Satire
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The Scary 19 Dollar Club Penguin Card

It was 2016. I was just walking home from school when a weird old guy that looked like the old man from SMG4 walked up to me and gave me a gift card. "YOU MUST ENTER THIS INTO YOUR CLUB PENGUIN ACCOUNT TONIGHT OR ELSE BOBYLLIB WILL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AT 3AM AND STEAL YOUR CHEESE" I didn't know what he meant, but I decided I'd enter it the second I got home. After all, why would I turn down a free membership? I was getting tired of all those "you must become a member for our shitty takeover party" pop-ups showing up after my previous membership expired.
After getting home, I immediately went onto my computer and entered the card's code onto my club penguin account. I logged in, but when it got to the part I had to pick a server, there was only one server and it was named "HELL". I thought it was a glitch so I just clicked on it. When it loaded the room I'd spawn in, it was covered in HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD. And then Rockhopper, Jet Pack Guy, Aunt Arctic, Rookie, Dot, Gary, and Cadence stared at me with their eyes bleeding HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD! Text showed up saying "WELCOME TO THE HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD TAKEOVER PARTY!" The music was slowed down and played in reverse.
After about 50 seconds, I got jumpscared by Herbert, whose eyes were also bleeding hyper realistic BLOOD, while text saying "666 666 666 666 666 666" showed up. It was so scary I pissed myself. Then I was taken to the plaza, which was also covered in HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD. Many other players were saying "HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD PARTY AT MY IGGY" which was scaring me shitless. Then after 6.666 seconds, a message showed up saying "YOUR NEXT!!!" and then I was logged out. My next? I didn't know I had one!
A year later, Club Penguin shut down. I wonder if this was a sign of some sort that Club Penguin was nearing its end...
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Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
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Category:Shortpasta
The Scary Clown

I was walk down street one evening. It was good evening. I had been at working. I was wear suit, I catch train then catch bus home. It start to get dark. I say man "Look, is dark.". He say, "Have you heard of escape lunatic asylum?" Then it newspaper.
"Man have escape asylum."
Oh no, he escape! I worry, but I think people catch. So I stop. Hopefully not harmful. I leave my bus and now very dark. I walk home.
"Hello" say man. He wear clothes like a clown. That is because he is a clown. I nod, ignoring him. I think "He escape man, I read newspaper. Keep walk." But he respond to thought.
Clown say "I am escape man." "How did read thought?" I say. "Why think I am to locked up?" responding the Clown.
I start panic. This bad situation. The clown is know where I am live, he know my thoughts, he know everything about me. I start to run.
I think I outrun him, I lock all doors and windows. Then, then I look in the mirror.
I was Clown all along. I read own thought.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Beings
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Scary Hallway

I woke up in the middle of the night. My mouth was very dry because I was thirsty. I had to get up to go get a glass of water. It was really late and I didn't want to wake my parents. So late that it was 8:24 (which is past my bedtime). I looked down the hall. It was pitch black. It was so dark that I couldn't see the other side. I turn on the flashlight of my phone. Thats right I'm cool. I got an iPhone. All of the sudden I see a shadow move across the hallway and down the stairs. EEK! I go back to bed and wait till morning. I just ran my mouth under the bathroom sink, It made do.
I woke up in the morning. I was really scared that the shadow might still be there. I called my mom and she assured me that everything was ok. I go down the hall past where the shadow was. Not a trace of it. I go down the stairs, still no trace. I guess it was just my imagination. Heheh It wasn't a monster right?
I go to school that day and in our science class we are learning about light. We learned that light at certain distances cast different sized shadows and when the light moves in different places, the shadows will move. I blurted out to the class "Oh! That makes perfect sense. The shadow moved because of my phone flash!" The rest of my class looked at me and had no idea what I was talking about. My day was very happy. I ate a grilled cheese for lunch at school.
I went home and told my parents about the shadow. They laughed. I go up to my room to play Nintendo DSi, but there in a note on my door written in BLOOD! "Ahh!" I screamed. The note read the following...
Dear boy,
I didn't realize anyone was home. I heard you scream, and felt really bad that I might have scared you. Anyway here is a $25 gift card to Gamestop. Go get the newest Pocket Monster game.
I opened my bedroom door and immediately looked out my window. Outside my window there was a 12 foot tall humanoid like figure with 3 jointed arms and a third eye that was pitch black. The being had no mouth, but had very long sharp teeth coming out of his chin and cheeks. He gave off an aura as if burning ash was falling off him. Some parts of its skin looked as if they were badly burnt to a shade even darker than the darkest black you've ever seen. What wasn't pitch black on its body was the color of rotting away flesh and petrified wood. Some parts of its body, if you could even call it a body, had jagged things that looked like bones coming out of it with blood and mud at its tips. Its hands were longer than I was tall and had more fingers than I could count. The figure waved at me through the window and I waved back before it disappeared.
I think that was the guy who gave me the $25. What a cool guy and what a great day. I got $25 for a new game and also learned how shadows worked in school. I can't believe I thought I might have seen a monster last night.
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Category:Satire
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep