American Dad! Lost Episode

I didn't want to write this. What I'm about to write is something that I never wanted to write. I mean, okay, let me start over. You ever heard of the one Seth MacFarlane show, American Dad? Well, there's a "LOST" episode of that show, and it caused FOX to cancel the show and move it to TBS in 2013. That episode I'm talking of course is called, "Hayley Goes to Hell." Heh, yeah. I figured you'll never remember the episode years from now. I wished I had the same feeling. Anyway, FOX never aired it or released it to the public. The head of FOX put the tape, which was the lost episode, in the garbage, thinking it was a pile of junk, and took every single American Dad! tapes to the vault never to be released. And this is where I found the tape.
I was going to the dumpster to put my garbage away, when I discovered a tape. It was the same tape that was thrown away in the garbage. The tape said, "American Dad Hayley Episode." I was curious, why not, it's some episode of American Dad! that I want to look at, since I am an American Dad! fan. So I went home, put it in my old school VCR, and rewound the tape. Then, I hit play.
Before I start explaining the episode, first thing I noticed is that the tape had an extreme amount of cracks, but midway through the intro, it played normally. Weird, huh? Anyway, the first half of the intro was quiet, and the colors were in black and white. Then, the other half of the intro had the audio and colors working. While Stan is driving his SUV, and continued singing, Roger doesn't come in with a disguise. He had bloodshot eyes and was screaming loudly, that it shook the room. The TV was so loud, it burst my eardrums, I just jumped, and shat my pants! After that, Stan got scared, and crashed to the CIA building, and it shows gallons of blood, with the intro music stopping abruptly.
The episode starts in the Smith's house. Hayley, which is the daughter of the Smith family, comes in the dinner room quietly and seriously depressed. There was no dialogue, but a piano music playing. Stan is also quiet, Roger had a disgusted look on his face, Steve is also seriously depressed, Francine puts her head down, and Klaus, well, had a nervous look, like he was breaking down.
When Hayley was about to say a word, her voice was muted, but it looked like her mouth said, "How is the dinner, Francine?" Steve says, "Are you alright, Hayley?" Then, there was a fast closeup of Hayley's eyes, looking all bloodshot, and we hear violent screaming in the background. That alone made me scared to death!
We cut back to the Smith's dinner room, and Stan feels uncomfortable inside and outside after what he, as well as us, saw. There was static noise from Hayley when we see her move her lips again. All I know is that she was mouthing, "Don't you see that I'm dying?" Then, she vomits blood and we hear her scream, and even though we can hear her now, her scream sounds like Rachael MacFarlane, the sister of Seth and the voice of Hayley in the episode, like it's a real scream.
We cut to a shot of Hayley dead in the ground, with white noise playing in the background. Stan then shoots the screen, and we cut to black. The episode wasn't over! The worst part comes in.
We literally see the depiction of hell. Hayley said in the background the following, "We live in the world. A world full of fear. 9/11, Pearl Harbor, Hurricane Katrina, the swine flu, Columbine shooting, Sandy Hook shooting, Boston marathon bombings, JFK assassination, the oil spill, the stock market crisis, Aurora movie theatre shooting, the Japanese tsunami, London bombings, the holocaust, the Columbia disaster, and many more. And I am the fear." Then, we hear Hayley screaming in the background, once again, a real scream, this time, it gets louder and louder and LOUDER, for the remainder of the episode! The episode finally ended, as the tape was caught on fire!
I took a fire extinguisher and blew the fire out! And then, I put the VHS back in the garbage and said, "Fuck off, you stupid shithead!" I was scared to death! I never looked at American Dad! the same way. I mean, I'm afraid to buy any American Dad! DVDs, or look at the videos on YouTube involving that show. I mean, what was this, the final American Dad! episode?
So this is the end of the story. The moral is, if you come across a lost episode, don't. JUST DON'T!
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
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