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I need help

Hi guys. I know that this is for stories and all but after reading some, I thought I could get some advice on something. I've got someone tied up in my basement, and I want the floor painted red, to match the bloody skulls and other bones mounted on the wall, but whenever I collect blood in a jar, it just clots. I was wondering what blood vessel I should sever so she bleeds out really slowly. I know that wrists always make good targets, but I don't know whether that'll be slow enough that I'll cover enough of the floor dragging her around until she dies. By the way, I'm doing this to impress a girl so if you have any ideas, let me know asap. Thanks guys.
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I never should have stayed home alone

I am thirteen years old, my parents decided to leave me home alone for the first time while they went to grandmas.
"You won't be scared now, will you?" my mom said with her usually condescending tone (I fucking hate that hag)
"Of course not mom, I'm a teen now, I can handle anything"
In preparation for the night, I played my "get pumped" workout mix and hit the punching bag a few times, in case any home invaders decide to show up.
"We took care of pizza for dinner, call Mr. Oakfield next door in case of an emergency" my dad knows how much I love pizza.
So I'm just sitting in my room, working on an oldschool runescape montage, when I hear the doorbell ring. I run to the door and collect my pizza. It is a large stuffed crust with ham. I give him a tip of $0.47 and start to close the door when he says: "I'm really sorry to ask man, but can I use your bathroom?"
"Sure", I say awkwardly, as a streak of sweat begins to form above my eyes. "I'll have to call and ask my parents though"
"That's fine", he said.
I call my dad and explain the situation, "Son, call the cops"
"Why?" My heart begins to beat faster and faster, I realize I'm holding the phone upside down.
"We didn't get delivery, we got DiGiornos!" I turn around and see I left the door open, the pizza guy has vanished.
"Grab the DiGiornos and get out! Call the cops!"
to be continued?
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I once met Jontron

I remember once when I met JonTron. He was in Phoenix for a weekend and was at a local Hungry Howies. He was in-line getting really impatient for a pizza he had ordered in-store. Apparently he was supposed to be having it with a friend or something but he was being really rude. He would just stand at the register and constantly ask "WHERE'S MY PIZZA?" while ecching whenever they tried to tell him it was being made. One of them asked me what I ordered and tried to hand me my order, but Jon tried to stop me. He basically said "I was here first, so I get the first pizza". I wanted to protest but he punched me in the stomach with retard strength and had me lying on the floor in pain.
He never paid for the pizza.
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I piss in your grave

I was asleep, and woke up to somebody knocking on my door. I opened the door. There was a note on my doorstep.
"WALLA WILLA BALLAALA"
I threw it in the trash, since it was just gibberish, thinking it was a prank. I even said it aloud and it sounded stupid. The next night I felt the urge to piss inside of a grave, so I went to the graveyard, and went up to a grave.
"Bear Grylls, died from not drinking his own piss."
I proceeded to dug up the grave, and promptly took a piss on the body, aiming for the mouth because he died from not drinking piss. He came back to life, thanked me, and then immediately got struck by lightning. I then pissed on his now fresh corpse. I then went back home, and went to sleep. Then nothing else happened. Until the next day, where a cop showed at my door, asking for a URINE SAMPLE, I gave him one and it wasn't a match to the piss on the corpse. So then who pissed on the corpse after me? A few hours later another note was on my doorstep, it said this:
"THE LAST NOTE WAS A SPELL TO MAKE YOU PISS ON THE CORPSE, AND I AM THE NOTE YOU THREW AWAY. I WAS THE ONE WHO PISSED ON IT AFTER YOU. YES, A PIECE OF PAPER PISSED ON A CORPSE."
I then said "Okay" and played on my computer. The end.
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I reached 40000 hours into Animal Crossing: New Horizons and what I've seen just knocked my socks out

I booted up my copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons yesterday at exactly 11:32PM for some night fishing and maybe even some hardcore decoration... When a notification popped up on my Nintendo Switch system, telling me that I've reached 40000 hours of gameplay on Animal Crossing: New Horizons. The game immediately crashed, and I restarted it, hand on my chin and one eyebrow raised.
I was greeted by Isabelle, but something was off. She had a crack pipe on her table, and she smiled a realistic rictus grin, looking directly at me through my Nintendo Switch system's touch screen. She then uttered:
"You shit- ya cunt. You've got nothing on me, ya coward. Ya pussy. You'll don't even smoke crack. What are you gonna do? Cry? Call for mommy? Shit and piss your pants? Maybe even puke yer babby food? I'm gonna beat your ass after I'm done banging the new villager in town. Her name's Joe. Joe Mama. Ya fucking bug-catching bitch. Get outta my face."
And then the game closed itself. Feeling shaken, I decided to play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I joined an online race, and a racer was using Isabelle as their character. I felt uneasy, but brushed it off as a coincidence. Suddenly, Isabelle passed by my side on that Shy Guy Falls section where they're all like "YONK YALK YONK YALK", but every single one of the Super Mario's franchise Shy Guys was calling me a coward, and Isabelle, instead of honking, looked at me and said, "ey I'm driving here ya cunt", disappearing into Shy Guy Falls' waterfall.
I turned off my Nintendo Switch system, and haven't booted it up again. I have nightmares with her ghastly gibberish telling me I'm a coward, and a cunt.
Do NOT play Animal Crossing: New Horizons after 40000 hours of gameplay. Better, do not play Animal Crossing: New Horizons at all. Only horror awaits you and your Nintendo Switch system.
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I really regret adding a new episode to my Peppa Pig collection

Ever since I was a child, I've been very lonely. I had no friends, a family so terrible, I could hardly call it so. The only thing that filled that void were cartoons, especially Peppa Pig. That was my passion, the only thing I thought of, from dusk until dawn. As I grew up, that passion turned into an obsession. I became an avid Peppa Pig media collector. How could I have known where that fate would lead me?
It all started this morning. I went to a flea market to hunt for things to add to my ever-growing collection, as I do weekly, despite these efforts becoming less fruitful as time's gone by. To my surprise, however, I found an old woman selling a bootleg copy of a Peppa Pig episode I had never before laid my eyes upon. She tried to warn me not to watch the video, but I bought it with the intention of watching it anyway, in spite of its steep price.
When I got home I immediately put the DVD in the player, but was shocked when the regular opening, the one I recited each morning, didn't play. Instead, all I could hear was static and the sound of Peppa crying, while the TV displayed Peppa, shrouded by darkness, curled up while realistic blood poured from her eyes.
After five minutes of such agonizing imagery, I gave up and was about to put the disc back in its box when the actual episode started. For the first ten minutes, everything seemed like a regular episode, although one I had never seen. My vast Peppa Pig lore knowledge immediately allowed me to recognize this episode as a prequel to the show. It showed the day Peppa's brother, George, was born and how she soon became jealous of all the attention he was given. It almost made me forget what I had just witnessed beforehand. However, after a bit more time, it became apparent that something wrong was going on. Peppa started drawing disturbing pictures of George drowning, being hanged or dying in other gruesome ways. Eventually, Peppa grabbed her brother and put him in the basement, a place so full of horrifying, abject horror that neither her parents nor friends went. Then, she brewed a potion, which she put in her parents' and friends' food, in order to make them forget Georges' existence. So, George stayed in basement, feeding solely on the darkness that surrounded him.
As soon as the episode ended, I heard my doorbell ring. When I opened the door, however, there was no one there, just a video cassette placed on the ground. I grabbed it and read in its label "Peppa Pig", written in what I hope was red ink. I rushed inside, sure I had a VHS player in my basement.
I ran downstairs, not knowing I would never walk up them again. I am now using the remnants of my phone's battery to write this. To warn everyone who may find this disc for sale. I don't know what will happen when my phone's light goes out, but that thing staring at me from the darkness looks more and more excited as time's gone by.
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I referenced a popular video game pls upvote

Can you believe that I, a simple r/nosleep author, have indeed played an extremely well known video computer game, just like you? Isn't that relatable? Isn't that just so spookily relatable? Isn't it wonderful how all pop culture is just references to things forever?
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I saw Guest 0 on smile?

==Day one==
It started off as a normal day i went on my computer opened roblox and my friend found this new game called Smile me and my friend joined it everthing was black only us two in the serve there was red arrows on the wall and we followed them which then lead to ghosts praying to something there was a white door next to them we walked into it there was a smile face which looked at us, there also was a person dead next to it and both of our game crashed. and being the crazy people we are we joined again the game was all normal but expect this time the owner was on my friend asked "Why are you doing this?" and the owner replied "you dont need to know just follow to find out.." so me and my friend followed him and he led us back into the room with the creepy smile head but this time we respawned back to the spawn of the game the owner got kicked? and Guest 0/The forgottern guest, joined our game we was scared we tryed to left but it just put us back in this game guest 0 said "Why did you listen?" we said "i dont know ;-;" and then creepy music started playing guest 0 played videos of our flash backs in games of us diying... me and my friend tryed to leave again but no hope... but then guest 0 left and we was still stuck we even tryed restarting our computers in the end i messaged roblox on my phone with gmail they joined and tryed to save us and they got traped we had too create new accounts they are allways in that game even when we are not on our accounts
==Day two==
The next day we tryed again with our "hacked accounts" but this time it worked we had our accounts back and no sign our guest 0 ever since... but the game is still up
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I saw a big thing

I was walking along the street when a big fat almost-naked-but-a-some-underwear person (not assuming their gender) came up to me. "Kid, gimme a hug," The fat person said to me kindly. They were crying a bit so I prepared to hug the fat person. Suddenly a rat came along and squeaked a warning! "Don't hug him, hug me!" "DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?" The fat person bellowed, their layers of fat jiggling like the way a fat persons fat jiggled. The rat and the fat person began to fight. After they finished fighting (it took a while) I went and hugged the rat. Then I went and hugged the fat person. They were soft, like a piece of soggy bread. I felt myself being consumed by the enormity of the person.
I woke up on a beach in a Europe country, surrounded by people staring at me. "anothero uno" a short person said, glaring at me. "Leavo himo alono!" A skinny naked person said, in a fierce manner "DID YOU JUST FRICKING ASSUME THEIR GENDER?" the short person said, calmly. I watched as they fought for three weeks straight and both starved to death while I enjoyed a nice Tequina Sunlight on the beach. I asked a dog named Colin how to get back and he told me that I needed the Holy Bacon. He said that if I consume it I would be travelling back to the street with the large person. I gave him a piece of meat (totally not human meat) and set off on my journey for the Holy Bacon.
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Update: I died.
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I saw something on my commute home

It was a really weird day at work. I left on time, which is always weird.
I jumped in my piece of shit Saturn. I was surprised that it started first time. I don't know how cars work but how they turned a planet into a car is a marvel of modern engineering. I got onto the highway.
Half way through my trip something happened. I am quite sure it wasn't a quarter way through or five eighths. It was certainly half way.
It was half way that I saw it. There was something standing on the edge of the woods. There was just enough moonlight to make out a hunched over silhouette. I didn't think much about it and got home to my cat Tiddles.
The next day I was driving along the same highway - about a mile further down from the day before when I got a clear view of what I saw the day before.
An mouth full of inhumanely long and sharp teeth. Razor sharp claws. Most of all the eyes were filled with black like a demon. Hunched over. A big fat ass.
It let out a gutteral grunt and looked at me. Deep into my soul. It kept looking at me as I drove past.
The next day I did not see the horrible creature again.
I took my cat for a walk (continuity BUYA) along the edge of the woods (foreshadowing BUYA).
I saw that horrible face. I saw those long teeth and sharp claws. I saw it's big fat ass. And it saw me.
In a moment it was attacking me. Everytime I tried to get up there was a flurry of teeth and claws. It would ram me with its big fat ass.
Finally a neighbour came to help me and the evil wombat ran off. My cat also survived.
I got plenty of cuts and bites but I am fine after spending some time in hospital. There is only one thing. This morning Tiddles was playing in a hole. I went to investigate. It is a Wombat burrow
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I saw the headless horseman

I was riding through the forest on my stick horse, making horse noises when suddenly I heard a crazy laugh.
Up ahead I saw a man with no head riding a headless horse.
"Hey, how are you laughing when you lack vocal chords?"
The headless horseman shrugged and drew his sword. He began swinging it, but it was going in the wrong direction. He was cutting a few small branches from a tree at first, but soon he hit it hard enough for the tree to break.
The tree fell on him and his horse, crushing them into a mix of human and horse corpse jelly.
"Timber, you stupid headless dolt!"
I laughed and rode away on my stick horse. But then I suddenly realized, this is the part where I would make up some dumb shocking twist like "but I didn't have a stick horse" or "but there was no forest." Nah, no twist. The headless horseman won the Darwin award and I managed to keep my head. Also I lived happily ever after.
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I see monsters

Once, there was a family. That family was fairly normal, two parents with one boy and one girl for children. They lived a happy life.
One day, the boy who was called Frank, was acting strange. At family dinner, he was frequently shaking, sometimes letting out a little squeak. The parents thought nothing of this; they thought it was child's play. The girl, called Annie, thought different.
After dinner, Annie pulled Frank to the Living Room, to discuss his behaviour at dinner. She was worried. She asked Frank what was going one, for which Frank replied; "I see monsters.", and with that, Frank left the room to go to sleep, leaving Annie utterly baffled.
The same occurrence happened at night, from Frank's room, there could be shaking and minor squeaks heard. The next day, everything was normal. Except Annie's jukebox was all scratched up, the wood turned into splinters.
This continued, each night, shaking and squeaking, and an object destroyed. After about a week, the parents noticed. They decided that they would keep alert, especially on Frank.
That same night, when everyone woke up, Annie went into Frank's room and screamed. Frank wasn't there, and all Annie saw was blood stains in the shape of the body on the bed sheets and across the walls, the words "I see monsters" were written in blood.
The parents contacted the police, but the police called it staged and forgot them. The next night, Annie disappeared, with blood stains in the shape of a body on her sheets and "I see more monsters" on her wall.
Years later, a man in his mid thirties was found insane on a road side, insisting on everyone that the end was coming. He was put into a mental asylum. That night, the security guard at the asylum entered the mans room and found a dead body. The dead body was of the man, he was smiling, with this eyes open and slits on his arms. On the walls, a message read; "The monsters took me".
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I see red

I have been scrubbing the red off this kitchen floor for ages.
My back aches and my hands are raw. Yet all I see is red.
I can still hear the screams like a ringing in my ear.
Scrub, scrub, scrub. I don't even want to look at the living room.
The carpet is caked in maroon. I warned Stacy not to open the box so soon.
My husband lies still on the couch. He hasn't moved since 8 o'clock.
I begged him to stay awake. I held his hand and cried.
The couch is red all over and so is he.
I've had enough of this scrubbing, all this red.
All I want is to fall into bed, but there it's red, too.
My clothes, my hair, I'm all covered in red.
I'll never get it all out, I'm afraid.
The glitter is everywhere.
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I shit my pants while playing Fortnite

Alright, lets get one thing straight I am not responsible for making anybody cringe so lets get in to this. So, this one evening everything is going fine. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and my stomach is growling. I had just finished cleaning my room and I wanted to eat. I decided to check what I had available, and there it was. My leftovers from the day before, I don't exactly remember what it was but all I know is that it was enough to kill a man. After I finished eating right after my stomach started growling like crazy. I shrugged it off and decided to hop on Fortnite with my buddies. As I'm logging in I feel the urge to fart, I decided to hold it in because I was already in the lobby with my friends mic on. The match was starting and the urge to fart was back again, 10x worse. This time I decided it was a better time to do so because it was a horrible feeling. I tried to make it as silent as possible but it came out worse than I could ever imagine. The fart mixed with the liquidy texture sounded absolutely horrible. All my friends went silent as I stood there in my shitted in pants, this was the end for me. As the brown liquid started streaming down my leg I panicked and immediately logged off to go to my bathroom to see the damage. As I pull down my pants I see the shit stained boxers along with my pants with the brown stain mocking me for my actions. The only words that came out were "holy fuck".
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