Animaniacs: Hell (ft. Corrupted Boyfriend)

The following trollpasta takes place in my FNF au.
Hello, my name is Boyfriend, NOT THAT BLUE HAIRED IMPOSTER! but the cool black and pink Boyfriend! One day i was stopping by to buy some ice cream when i saw a VHS dumped in a trash can, i picked it up, and i was surprised to see that this was one of the many Animaniacs VHS tapes called "You WILL Buy This Video!" I enjoyed Animaniacs when i was a newborn, so i took it home to watch it. I started up my VCR and put the tape in, Little did i know, this wasn't "You WILL Buy This Video!"... 
The intro is somewhat weird. We see the Warners sing the usual song, but with replaced words in the lyrics. Instead of, "We're Animaniacs, and we're zany to the max," it's been turned into, "We're Animaniacs, and we're fucking suicidal to the max." What?! Okay, so that was the first part, and I thought to myself big deal, it's just a mistake in some recording, and also, I guess cursing, and talking about death, are not off-limits in a kids' show like this. The rest of intro revolve around the Warner siblings drinking each big gallon of Mountain Dew while smoking cigs.
After the intro ended, it went into the title card which had Yakko with a angry expression on his face and text above him saying "Hell".
The episode began with a shot of the WB watertower. It then cut to a shot of Yakko and Dot inside. Yakko was listening to the radio, while Dot was on a laptop. A news reporter then said on the radio "Breaking news. A local fire has been set by two mice. Please evacuate the area with caution.". Yakko laughed and said "Good one!" and Dot said "Good one what?". Yakko said "Pinky and the Brain have set a local fire!". Dot said "Its not a joke." and Yakko said "WHAT?".
Dot said "Our skin will melt and we will die. Any last words?". Yakko then had a angry expression on his face with glowing red eyes and screamed "I DON'T FUCKING WANT THIS TO HAPPEN, MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!". I was shocked at what we just heard. Did Yakko just swear? Yakko then pulled out a knife and started stabbing Dot in the chest, while Dot screamed in agony. He then ripped open Dot's chest and began to eat all of her intestines. Wakko heard Dot's screaming outside and he immediately went to the water tower. There, Wakko saw Dot dead on the floor, with Yakko holding a knife. Wakko yelled "WHAT DID YOU DO TO DOT, YAKKO?!".
Yakko said "I killed Dot and ate all of her intestines. Now I just have to kill you, you bitch.". Wakko screamed in fear and started running around in circles. Suddenly, Yakko held him and said in "Shut the fuck up.". Yakko then threw Wakko off the water tower, When he hit the ground, his neck snapped as blood splattered everywhere. Yakko then started to cry as he said "What have I done?". Yakko then got off the water tower and ran down town. A Rita and Runt segment then came on, which was weird because Rita and Runt segments were discontinued at the end of season 1.
It showed Rita and Runt fighting for about 27 seconds before Runt began growling as he pulled out a cleaver and started stabbing Rita in the forehead. Rita started screaming but it wasn't cartoon-like at all, it was hyper realistic as if the voice actress was in agony. Rita's forehead starting bleeding. This lasted for 14 seconds before Rita stopped screaming as she fell on the ground dead. Runt then looked at the viewer and said "Well, it looks like cats and dogs really are enemies." It then went back to the episode with Yakko at a safety shelter with helicopters there. Yakko then went up to one of the helicopters. As Yakko got on the helicopter, it immediately took off. I couldn't see who was really flying the helicopter because the camera was mostly focused on Yakko. "I've killed my brother and sister, now it's my turn to die." Yakko said as he jumped out of the helicopter and fell. He then landed on the ground dying instantly with all of his limbs broken as it showed a graphically-detailed sequence of Yakko's corpse burning.
After 10 seconds of Yakko's corpse burning, he fucking moved.
Why couldn't he just fuckin' die already?
Then it showed the helicopter heading towards Romania and landed there. As the helicopter's left door opened, we finally got to see who was flying the helicopter. To my shock, it was Slappy Squirrel's archenemy, Walter Wolf. "I am so happy that Slappy Squirrel has been burned in a fire along with her stupid son! Now that she is out of my existence, I can finally enjoy my vacation!" Walter said happily as he took out two suitcases which were apparently inside the helicopter for some reason and began to walk down the streets of Romania. He then took out pair of binoculars which were in his overall pocket and started staring at the infamous Dracula's castle. "This castle looks like paradise!" Walter Wolf said before shoving the binoculars back into his overall pocket. He then stares at the viewer for a good 5 seconds before breaking the 4th wall by saying "Listen everyone, I love Romania so much and I mean it. So do not say that I'm lying okay?" I was left speechless. "Alright, then. Now leave me alone so I can enjoy my peace in this country!" Walter Wolf then walked away from the viewer to go see more of Romania. Then there was a loud explosion, causing Walter to fly out of Romania, to my shock, It was Steve from Blue's Clues who set off the explosion! "That's for not responding to my mail!" He said. The episode then went to the credits, however, they were just white text on a black background. The music that played during the credits was "Gold Digger" by Kanye West. After the credits, it ended with the most disgusting post credits scene that i've ever seen.
The post credits scene showed 27 year old Minerva Mink licking Wilford Wolf's genitals. I noticed that Wilford was in his werewolf form because he had long blueish-white hair and a muscular body. Anyways, the thing that made it so disgusting was that both of them had no clothes on. I fucking threw up all over the floor. This went on for 1 minute and 19 seconds before Wilford began to howl sexually as he ejaculated all over Minerva's face. "I sure like making love with you, Wilford." Minerva said. "And I sure like making love with you, Minerva. Now if you excuse me, I better go clean my private parts right now." Wilford said to Minerva as he walked away from her and the screen cut to static. I couldn't believe what I just saw so I immediately took the tape out of the VCR.
I was so shocked, that i decided to fly to California the next day and went to the Warner Bros. Studio and called Steven Spielberg into the room and told him to watch the episode. I didn't want to watch the episode again, so i waited outside for Steven to finish watching the episode. Steven then came out angry, and told me the reason about this episode.
Back in 1997, Steven hired a man named James, who wanted to create a special of the show that would end the show. He spent days in his own room working on the special by himself, every time Steven tried to communicate with him, he would tell him to get out.
Days had passed and James said to Steven that the special was now complete. He gave Steven a VHS tape with a label saying "Animaniacs: Hell" and then left.
I believed him and i destroyed the tape. I later found out that James had been sentenced to life in prison and was executed.
If you find the tape, upload it and explain it on YouTube immediately.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Lost Episodes
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