The New Order: Sablin.exe

Hello, I regret to inform you that this actually happened. Let's start from the start. I was gaming on Hoi4, and out of nowhere I got fucking pinged. I hopped on, ready to dox the person who pinged, but before I did, I saw there was a sect file that said TNO.UNRLEASEDDONOTDOWLAND. I got excited and loaded, which I wish I hadn't. When I pressed play, the music that normally plays was in Revere and this spooked me. When it was loading, parts of the screen were missing, and I could hear static. When I clicked on single player and the 1962 start date, there was only one country I could play in, and that was Irkutsk. However, Yagdoa looked nervous and looked like he was crying, begging me to stop playing. 
Morbid curiosity gets the better of me, and I play anyway which I now regret doing. Then the game looked normal. Huh I said maybe it was just a joke for the intro, I thought to myself. I played normally and sent my army to kick burtyian's ass and annex them. However, each title I took the louder the static got and when I made them surrender it ended in a white peace. HUH! but-I-BEAT THEM, WTF?I clicked on that nation, and is looked different. Sabin now had red eyes and was bleeding blood from his eyes. Then he started speaking "bob, you cloud have turned back but its to late for you I will kill you..I got scared. How did he know my name?!When he declared war on me he switched to the Burgundian system. What the hell is going on! He now easily crushed my army and when I lost I heard a hyperrealist scream he said "So long wimpy peaunt-headunt." He then laughed demonically. In the losing screen I saw Yadgoa hyperrealistic dead; he had no eyes in in sockets and his mouth was snitched shut and realistic blood was all over him.
I then felt a pain in my chest and my heart started beating 25% slower. Oh my god, was Sabin trying to kill me?! Now I forced Burgundy to select me Burgundy itself was static and only showed my nation and i heard "help me in the background. Then after 2 minutes of making my army, I heard, Ready for round 2?I said HELL NO. He laughed demonically and said to bad and Russia came from the fog and sablin as the leader and he now had sharper teeth and more blood all over him invaded me moving through Germany which when i clicked on was the anarchy thing but more realistic and scary when I started attacking, I launched a spearhead seemingly defeating his army. I kept pushing all the way back to his border but my troops were low on org and then. My whole nation was nuked every single time, and then moments later, paratroopers landed on all my cites and i lost. 
I heard Himmler crying, "How could you beat at my own game, sablin simply said you were never even a layer and killed him brutally, and i heard the bloodcurdling scream from Himmler and Sabin's laugh. Then again, I could feel the pain again my my chest. MY heart slowed down by 50% and i felt like i was dying. Then he didnt even speak the last nation was the divine mandate of Russia and with Alexander Men as its leader, I only had 100k men with 0 manpower in resvsre the Burgundy lullaby slowed down started playing. I somehow had 2k modern planes in the 1960s; they were both cas and fighters and i sent them out for air support and starting building forts on my border. I put my troops on the border with the generals and flied marshals leading them I kept waiting for him to attack but it never came which only made it creepier. I stared at the screen, waiting for him to come yet when he did, I still almost had a heart attack
His army had old technology and I easily killed millions of men in the first few weeks. But when I looked at his manpower, I almost cried. He had enough soldiers and equipment. One of his national priorities even gave more than 200 base units, 100 extra units, a 1000 percent recovery rate, and a 20000 bonus for defense. I could only defend, I tried to ignored but after time he began to bleed me dry of men in my army .I had 0 manpower in reserve and my 100k army after 5 years went down to 33k men despite me killing 349 million of his men this seemed to not be stopping him at all and after 2 more years he was able to overrun my army and I lost and I heard alexnard mans scream and I heard and saw the static again and the computer exploded. My heart stopped working and I thought I was okay for a moment. But then my heart stopped completely, and I died because my heart stopped working. When I woke up, I was in hell. Why was I in hell? Satan said if you were willing to play a demons game and lose, you would be sent to hell. So i am typing this and hell and my warning is to NEVER play a tno submod or you will be met with my faith goodbye hells sucks and wait is that Sabin what is he doin hERE-!^&&%$*^YOUR NEXT&&(%@$(Sablin.exe)&^$^&
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