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Evangelion Obsession Copypasta

Neon Genesis Evangelion nearly drove me to suicide.
Seeing Shinji suffering is like seeing myself suffer, because at one point in time I was almost exactly like him, especially back in 10th grade when I was bullied to the brink of suicide. I simply cannot tolerate watching Eva. I felt forced to relive my trauma upon viewing it. I'm deathly afraid of it. Twice I had a nightmare where I saw myself as Shinji choking Asuka and starting the Third Impact. I've been struggling with this newfound depression ever since.
Evangelion is nothing but a bright shining lie. There is no instant cure for depression as so many on YouTube and Reddit claimed and praised this series to be. I was obsessed with the series for over a year to try and outwit the Coronavirus pandemic. It only increased the burden, and kept the memory of my friend's recent suicide alive. Sometimes I hate myself because I fail to appreciate this series which people treat larger than life, because of how much pain it resurfaces.
Watching the End of Evangelion was like peering into a broken mirror, and I was viewing the hell I would've put myself through had things turned out differently, had I decided to give up living. It still haunts me to this day.
Sometimes I hate myself because I fail to appreciate what so many have claimed to idolize, and I beat myself further for failing to worship what they call praiseworthy, I forced myself to watch a show that reminded me of nothing but pain just so I wouldn't be alone anymore, I was willing to sacrifice my individuality for some company amidst the isolation of the pandemic.
But it only spiraled me deeper into depression, which I've been struggling with for over a year now.
I just want Shinji to be happy, so this past self of mine can be laid to rest once more. I'm afraid to decouple myself from him after losing my friend to suicide, which Eva made me feel responsible for, especially when I saw Shinji kill Kaworu, of which I fail to understand how anyone can call it praiseworthy. Until then, I feel nothing else matters.
There's a reason why I keep coming back to Evangelion; something that reminds me of nothing but pain.
I want to prove to myself I'm not crazy for feeling this way, that Evangelion really did force me to relive my trauma, that my depression is not just a figment of my imagination or another anime plot point
But the fact I'm the only one I know in existence who's been traumatized by an anime makes me feel like I really am crazy.
Whenever I feel this way, there's something I remind myself with.
"There are no answers in Evangelion, only illusions.
There is no truth in Evangelion, only falsehoods.
There is nothing to be gained from Evangelion, only pain."
But finally, with 3.0+1.0 released, I can rest easy knowing that Shinji has finally reached the light at the end of the tunnel. Evangelion is finished, and I want it to remain that way.
But if things hadn't turned out that way, I wouldn't be here today.
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Evangelion in a Petersonian Sense

I think Evangelion is the most Jordan Peterson story ever. He'd talk a lot about the larger then life, archetypal story, about the Heroes Journey, Jung and Freudian psychology, a lot of stuff about Shinji and Gendo. Lot of talking about how battling the Angels is carrying a great burden and taking responsibility for meaning. He'd go on forever about what the endings mean, probably cry (In a good way) about how it represents them taking some meaning and responsibility in their lives. He'd make some pretty good psycho analysis of the characters. Probably a lot of focus on the Pilots, he'd look at Kaworu very archetypally as a Jesus analog, but he'd also look at Shinji as a Christ messiah analog.
I unironically think Shinji would benefit from Jordan Peterson. A lot of people in Peterson's audience are typically young men with none to little influence from their fathers, who are aimless, depressed, and self pitying, unable to grow up and escape from the world. Peterson's advice would resonate pretty well with Shinji, who is his exact demographic. Shinji was a young boy who needed someone to call him out, get him to get his act together compassionately yet sternly. He'd and the other Pilots (And most of the characters honesty) would benefit from Jordan's advice.
In conclusion I think Jordan Peterson would love Evangelion, from the characters, to the story, to the message and themes.
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Even my deaf uncle could hear this noise

My dead uncle is a scary man, one that isn't very happy. If I had two words to describe him, and I couldn't pick the words, then "big" and "young" could possibly be words that I'd have to describe him with. He has sunburn on his nose a lot, despite never leaving the house, and he moved around so quietly that he wouldn't disturb a mouse. Anyway, and he's also deaf too.
Most people generalize deaf people as ungrateful or cranky, but my uncle wasn't like that. He stands at about 6'2" and has the blonde hair of a 22 year old college student (remember that part for the end.) There's just one problem... he can't hear out of either of his ears. Some might say he's deaf.
Anyway, there was a large noise at the door, and my uncle, still smelling of carrots, worked his way towards the forest.
"Uncle, what are you doing walking to the forest and not to the door?" I asked
"What's wrong with the door" he asked
"Didn't you hear the knock" I asked "There was a knock?" He asked "Well it was more like a bang" I said.
"I'm deaf, remember?" He asked, twinkling his toes in the breeze.
I shivered. Could it really be? I called everyone I knew. Starting with Jeff.
"Hey Jeff, do you know my uncle"
"Yeah, the deaf one???" He asked, twinkling his toes in the breeze.
I shivered. It WAS true. My uncle WAS deaf. How has I forgottend.
"I guess I just forgot" I said to JEFFF
"But he isn't that deaf..." Said Jeff
What you mean?" Asked I did.
"He heard the noises at the door..."
I shivred, as my toes twinkled in the breeze. And right as I looked back at my uncle, I realized I didn't have an uncle. It was just me, a 22 year old college student with blonde hair...
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Ever Wonder?

Have you ever wondered why this website has such a simple layout? White text on black background; not exactly boring, but so plain. Perhaps the black background adds a creepy effect to already creepy stories? No, that is not it. Perhaps it is so simple to make it easier to read the entries? No, that still is not it. Perhaps whoever designed it kept it this way to keep distracting visuals out. No, still wrong.
Well, would you like to know the truth?
It is so that when you read it with the right light, you can see your reflection in the screen, and then my reflection behind you.
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Every Anime Ever in One

So one day Ash Ketchum picked up a death note and used it to kill his rival Gary who he should've named Douche, but then L noticed and was like, "Pikachu, I choose you!"
And then instead of a Pikachu, the Shinigami Ryuk was sent out and then Ryuk kicked his ass but Yuno showed up and wrote Ryuk's name in the super death note and he died and then Kirito used dig to come up from the ground and tore Yuno in half with his sword and then L was being all weird and shit and everyone else got scared also so they all had a massive fight and then Pico showed up and got in on it too and then Light showed up and wrote Ryuk's name in the life note and then he came back and they were like, "What the fuck?" So they left
And then they all killed each other and then Luffy showed up and caught up to Light and Ryuk and ate them and then Goku showed up kahmehameha'd the world to death and then Lawrd Death showed up and killed Goku and then pooped himself for an eternity in outer space.
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Every Cliche Ever

HEY, LISTEN! Before you start celebrating the so-called holiday, Christmas, watch me do a story that uses all Creepypasta Cliche you can add! Enjoy, and remember to be insane have fun reading!
==The Story==
I know you're not going to believe this. I used to be a skeptic, but I seen the numbers 6, 13, and 666 before. There was a killer in the streets and I believe it's over. But then, he is back as a ghost, and creepy shit happened. This actually happened to me! Listen, this isn't a creepypasta, it really happened! You have to believe me, or you won't believe this. I killed my family members for no reason, with gore splattered on the walls, oh and don't look behind you. (you look behind you) The person reading this story: Huh, I thought so. (Back to Story) YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO THIS CREEPY PICTURE??? YOUR NEXT!!!!! Don't read this or you WILL be cursed. I swear to god. I downloaded a file called "Supersuicide.avi" and somone has HYPER REALISTIC EYES!!!EMPTY SOCKETS!!!!AND BLEEDING EYES!!!TOTALLY REALSTIC! And then Smiledog, Jeff, Zalgo, and Slendy breaks into my house and used Nightmare! Someone PLEASE USE DREAM EATER!!! ? uses Dream Eater! YAY I AM SAVED!!! Anyway, I heard that Cleverbot is Paranormal, so I checked Cleverbot and I said BEN DROWNED and Cleverbot says YOUR NEXT!!! (oh no i used that cliche again...) Then someone waked up in a lab, and later in a EXPERIMENT CHAMBER!!! I'm sooooooo shocked. And the narrator of this story maybe: 1. Evil. 2. Possessed. And 3. A Ghost.
NEWSPAPER EXCERPT TODAY!
"10 DEAD, MURDURER STILL AT LARGE"
When I read the newspaper, it said "NO ESCAPE". Then I visited www.donottouchori'llkillyou.com, then raw footage of MURDUR, TORTURE, AND VIOLENT ATTACKS ARE SHOWN!!! And then the computer blue screened, and restarted. Then the footage appeared as my desktop wallpaper, and I can't get rid of it. HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!! I'm going to die soon because of this. I don't even have time to write this! Ived met with other Jeffs before, and you probably didnt noticed.
==VIDEO GAME PASTA==
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Every FNaF creepypasta in a nutshell

I was looking for a job because I'm in college or something and I found this weird ad in a newspaper. It was a job for a night guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. It had a shitty pay, but because of plot reasoning, I took the job. I arrived at the place and was told the animatronics were gonna move around the Pizza place. Nothing happened, only Bonnie moved like one room. Then the next day it got harder. There was Foxy who ran towards me and it was super sp00ky. It kept ketting harder and instead of quitting the job after the first night, I decided to be a jackass and risk my life for 150 bucks. The fifth night was super hard, Bonnie and Chica showed up and just as I closed the doors Freddy got in and knocked me out cold. I was tied up to a chair and Freddy was in front of me, ready to stuff me into a Fazbear suit. But then Foxy rushed in, killed the fucker and untied me. I orgasmed and said: "Kiss me you yiffy bastard" And we had a lovely make out session. Then I quit my job and I didn't get the 150 bucks. The end.
Or it could just be a boring-ass theory that goes on and on.
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Every Happy Tree Friends Creepypasta In a Nutshell

I was a huge fan of Happy Tree Friends. I loved the violence, gore, and blooddshed. However, as you know, there was one episode that was...to much for me.
It was called "How's It Hangin'?" and it starred Flippy. It started with a shot of his house before fading to the inside. Flippy was in his living room, sleeping on a chair. He made little whimpering noises, indicating that he was having a nighmare. He jolted awake, sweating and panting. He calmed down, and sighed tiredly.
He decided to go for a walk, when he saw Cuddles and Giggles playing together with a frisbee. He smiled at seeing then so happy. They saw him and offered him to play too. Happily, he agreed. Cuddles threw the frisbee to Flippy, who caught. He then threw it back, and the frisbee went right through Cuddle's head!!!!!!!!! IT then cut back to Flippy, who was now FLIQPY!!!!! Giggles screamed at the blood pouring out of her friends head. Then Fliqpy appeared behind her, snapped the frisbee in half, and shoved through her skull. Blood flew everywhere. Finally Flippy snapped out of it, realizing what he had done. He panicked, and ran home.
Flippy was tired of killing everyone. He wanted to end it. He grabbed a rope, and got on his chair. He hung the rope from the ceiling and wrapped it around his neck. He kicked the chair aside...and then the it cut to a super creepy picture of Fliqpy staring at me. It still gives me noghtmareds to this day. Then the episode ended. The tagline was "Don't choke on your aspirations!"
This is an outrage. Mondo Media should be banned from making Happy Tree Friends episodes FOREVER. Thankfully youtube took it down. Needless to say, I was scarred for life. This is truly the most goriest HTF Episode ever.
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Every Lost Episode Creepypasta Ever Made

So there was this episode of [insert childhood tv show here] and it was really fucking creepy man. The intro was fucked up, the characters where all like... acting strange man. There was this weird screaming in the background and shit.
Anyway, [insert random character here] like, dies man... and when he does, an ultra-realistic picture appears on the screen and the screaming gets louder and louder. All this fucked up shit appears on the screen of like... dead bodies and shit. The episode never was never aired again, but I remember it.
I know that like, nobody else remembers seeing it, even though something like that would really stick out in people's minds... but shit man it happened ok? Don't ask questions.
Don't look for that episode man, shit's fucked up, it's out there on the internet somewhere cause I put it there but I won't tell you where.
R U SPOOP?
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Every Lost Episode Pasta

I was an intern at Nickolodean, or whatever you call it. Don't believe me? Screw you. Anyway, we get to see episodes before they air, and today we were doing so, like usual. We saw this Spongebob Episode called Patrick's Day Off, all the credits were Pedobear. But anyway, it was just a morbid joke. When we started watching, it was just a normal episode. A bunch of my coworkers got sick for some reason, and started puking. Then a guy got an imaginary rope and hung himself on a fan! But wait! We didn't have a fan! Then the episode when to Candle Cove, then a picture of Evil Patrixxx, but then the T.V. exploded so I blew up the tape, and was fired for it... DEN SPUNJBOB EN PATRIXXX POOPED OUT AND KILLED ME OH NOESSS
den skeleton pop out.
BUT WAIT! WE DIDN'T HAVE A TAPE!
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Every Lost Game Creepypasta Ever

Hello, I was looking around the store/internet with my friend Kyle for a SNES/ROM/Saturn game called "Classic Game" and found one. The old man at the counter of the flea market told me I can have it for free. This is were things begin to seem off.
I put/downloaded the ROM/CD/Cartridge inside a folder/SNES/Saturn. It started normally when the screen glitched/turned off and a sound/screech came out of the speakers of the TV/PC. The volume was low so I don't know how that happened. I played the ROM/CD/Cartridge and hyper realistic blood/bloody picture appeared on the screen. I started playing the game as Tails/Godzilla/Mario and I saw dead bodies/blood everywhere. I saw Sonic/Scary Monster/Spooky Picture and the screen turned black/red. My friend heard the doorbell rang and went to go check it out. He saw a bloody doll/plushie and cleaned it off. I heard an explosion and saw Tails Doll Monster.exe and fought it with all my might. My friend died from the explosion. I grabbed a sledge hammer and destroyed the beast. My house exploded and I got mutated and turned into an X-Men who saved the world from Inter-Galactic Aliens. I went into a starship and blew up the planet of the aliens. My house fixed itself and Cat in the Hat came up to me and turned into a wolf to go into his adventure out in the woods where Slender Man eats cheetos all day.
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Every Single Gaming Pasta

I'm a big fan of video games. I had decided to buy Pokemon Red for my GameBoy. So I went to the FLEAAA MARKET to buy it! That isn't cliche at all! Ok so then I saw a cartridge and the label was ripped off it said Pokemon red in sharpie and I was like ok wtf and then I gave it to the cashier and the cashier was scared and he gave it to me for free so when I played Pokemon Red everyone told me don't turn around and they were covered in hyper realistic blood
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
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Every Sonic Creepypasta Ever

I WAS LOOKING IN A GARAGE SALE AND I FOUND A COPY OF SONIC 2. THE MAN SELLING IT SAID TAKE IT AND THAT IT IS FREE. WHEN I WENT HOME I GOT IT INTO MY SEGA GENESIS. WHEN THE SCREEN APPEARED IT HAD SONIC.EXE, TAILS WAS DEAD, THE SKY WAS BLACK, AND THE WATER WAS BLOOD. WHEN I HIT 1 PLAYER IT SENT ME TO A PLACE CALLED "DEATH ZONE" AND NOT EMERALD HILL. IT HAD BLOOD EVERYWHERE. THE ENEMIES WERE REPLACED WITH CREEPY DEMONS. AND THERE WAS SCREAMS OF PAIN IN THE BACKGROUND. HALF WAY THROUGH ACT 1 I SAW TAILS HEAD WITH BLOOD EVERY WHERE. WHEN I GOT TO THE BOSS IN ACT 2 ROBOTNIK DIDN'T APPEAR. SONIC.EXE DID AND HE KILLED ME. I HEARD A KNOCK AT MY DOOR. I OPENED IT. AND SONIC.EXE WAS THERE WITH AN M9. AND HE SHOT ME. THEN HE STABBED ME AND STOLE ALL MY FOOD.
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Every Theory Pasta Ever

Hello.
You know that time when you once thought you were gay? Think about it.
You never actually were gay. You just thought. And that is the key.
You see, researches in the neuroscience department of the Cambridgeford MIT University discovered a weird phenomenon.
Homosexuality is associated with hyperactivity in the K:11—6DK5,1,5TY receptors of the hippocampus maximosum. When sufficient amounts of a chemical Benzomethylisohosphate-57, whose effects were replicated by the cosmic ray Alpha-Sigma-Sigma class 1 quasi-gamma ray stimulate the receptors, it can cause gayness.
Do you see now? Bananas are actually demon penises. None of us are safe.
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Every Theory ever

Have you heard of (Insert show)? Well, the scary truth about it is ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE DEAD! You see, all the characters are based off of dead kids. 
(Character) was originally a boy named (Name similar to one used in show) and he was a quite the diligent student, he always listened in class, however one day he (insert death). 
(Character name) Was originally a boy named Squirrel and his parents were aboooooooooooooooooooooooosive and they hated him (Explains why his name sucks so much don't you think?) and he was only allowed to eat one meal per day so at one point he starved which is why he is so obsessed with food. 
(Character) was originally a girl named River. She was your average girl who loved video games until one day she was sucked up by a supernatural light and ended up in a world identical to her favorite game and she needed to beat it to get out until she was attacked by an enemy and she died in the dream which made her wake up and get a heart attack and died. 
(Character) was originally a boy named Leon. He loved superheroes and stuff like that so for his 11th birthday his parents had a dude in a Spider-Man costume come in to his party. It was good until the bouncy house exploded for no real reason and he died. 
And what about (Supporting character)? Well, he's in a coma. And the spirits of all of these dead kids are haunting him and he sees them in his dream.
This theory doesn't prove anything but I just wrote it to sound like I am smart.
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Every copy of Sonic Adventure is personalized

I am a massive Sonic the Hedgehog fan. From playing the games to watching the movies to reading the comics, I take part in everything that has Sonic on it. My favorite video game character of all time is Sonic and it will always be Sonic.
One of my favorite Sonic games is Sonic Adventure. Something that made me sad was how Sonic Adventure didn't get any big myths or conspiracies. I mean, Mario 64 got dozens of myths like apparitions in the hallways or personalization AI, so what's basically Sonic's Mario 64 should get some myths too right.
But I'm overreacting, aren't I? I mean, it's not like Sonic Adventure has personalization AI hidden within it right?
Well, that's what I thought until my recent playthrough of the game.
I'd ordered a copy of the GameCube version off eBay and it'd just arrived. The cover looked... 
Normal. Completely normal. It was a perfectly innocent copy of the game.
The title screen was normal. Picking the best character in the game, Sonic, was normal. The opening cutscene was normal. The fight with Chaos 0 was normal, the "Watch out, you're gonna crash. Ah!" scene was normal. This was clearly just a normal Sonic Adventure game, right?
Well, this is where it started to get weird.
When I went to go to Emerald Coast, Sonic walked past the loading zone and into a part of the game he was never meant to go to.
Something else was there too.
The Ancient Light upgrade was there. Something Sonic shouldn't access until Red Mountain, way later in the game.
I decided to get it, so I could have the Light Speed Attack when I got the Light Speed Dash.
Something else happened when I did get it though.
Personalization AI has been activated.
Oh boy, wonder what happens next.
Since I was in a joking phase about this, I thought "Hey what if something begins to chase me"
Emerald Coast loaded right in and Sonic was chased by Tails Doll
I was so terrified. I ran and ran and it felt like it would never stop.
When I thought this, the level ended.
I stopped joking about this and thought more seriously about it.
I decided to think it would be cool if the game "personalized" itself so I could be Super Sonic.
No sooner did I do this then did Sonic load back into Station Square after the cutscence following Emerald Coast as Super Sonic.
I used this to my advantage.
I went through the rest of Sonic's story as normal, then used the personalization AI to put Sonic in all the other characters stories too. If Sonic couldn't beat a level, the game personalized itself so that I just beat the level.
And that was that, no creepy things ever occurred, it was just a weird Sonic Adventure playthrough
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