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The Life of Pregnant Jane

Once upon a time
Before I was insane
I dated this Disney Guy
Joe Jonas was his name
But he broke up with me
he said "You're just way too creepy
Plus I found someone else his name's Mickey!"
I was so disappointed, so I decide to fap
To a picture of Dora's best friend, named map
He gave me the pleasure that I wanted
He gave me the stuff that I hunted
Then, I realized that me and him would never be
So I fucked a fella, named Steve.
I told him
if he doesn't marry me
I will rip of his dick
He said I was crazy
He punched in my face
He said that we are done
I told him
"Just you wait until I cum"
Then I came, inside the flame
And Steve said to me
"lol, ur pregnant bitch"
Then he flied
I was so pregnant
That I married a guy named Magnet 
I fucked him right away
He said
Where is your condom?
I didn't have it
And so I was pregnant with two babies
I told him I fucked a guy named Steve
and Steve dumped me
He said
YOU WHORE!!!!
He slapped me
I tried to explain
But he didn't listen
Then I found this guy named John
Who had to go to the John
When we tried to fuck,
he said
"Fuck, I gotta go and take a shit, then go to bed"
Then that was it
I broke up with his dick
Then I felt so alone
That a skeleton popped out
Then I got a lady bone
The end of the story...
Or is there more, than something boring?
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The Light in the Window

__NOEDITSECTION__==April==
Today Millie and I bought the house. It was a big, old house with a wrap-around porch. Millie was happy with the house and I was too. Millie brought everything into the house after the movers left. We moved the couch into the living room area and set up the old TV. We sat back and relaxed as we watched some old movies. Then, we ate dinner and went to bed. I woke up in the middle of the night and saw a light was on in the barn out back. The moonlight cast an eerie shadow over the lawn. I let the light be and went back to bed.
==July==
I forgot to write for two months. Millie wants me to write because President Nixon wants smart Americans for a new tomorrow. Anyway, the wedding went very well and the cake was red velvet, my favorite. We threw a big party at our house afterwards.
A few days later, the moon landing was on and Millie and I both watched it on TV. Neil Armstrong had just stepped on the moon when we heard it. A bang. Then a crash. It came from the barn. I ran out back but all I saw was a light in the barn window. I took a shovel and went inside. Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. The doctor came in and introduced himself. He said I had been hit hard in the head with a shovel...
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==August==
A month of this--------------- they call themselves the government! ----------------- Millie is expecting soon and they said they would take our --------------------once she was born.------------------------ I HATE THEM! Who knows what they will do to the house? They think it has to do with Martians those-------------------------- and I hugged her. She was so pretty now they are taking her away to----------------------Nevada. Area 51
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The List

As we all know, the List is no longer a necessity, and nobody has to update it. It was replaced by the Article Index, a machinised page that manages itself. But... what happened to the actual list?
It was deleted and archived, you say. Well, in essence, that is true, but I have found out something truly horryfing. The archivising proccess went wrong... it has caused several instances of the List to be created. Each of the instances is forced to live through the pain of being deleted over and over again.
The pain is excrugerating. It's just about as painful as being cut in half. And who caused this pain? We, the users of this wiki. The List knows this, and, between the waves of pain and despair, is preparing to exact its revenge over us. We need to do something!
We NEED to stop the List from completing its task! There are only two ways: We either save it from all the pain and try to tell it it was a mistake, or fight with it and try to defeat it! Quickly, Trollpasta Wiki! SAVE YOURSELF!
Wait, no, this cannot be true! The List... it's already going out of the archive! Wait, what?! NO! TAKE AWAY THOSE LETTERS! NO! PLEASE NO! NOOO!! AAAUUUUGH!!!
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The Little Chick Cheep

hello hello im adam today im come with a creepypasta about the little chick cheep and don't get fooled with the title because that just happend to me i start to tell the story it was like this i very bored in facebook and a friend says to me if i know the Little Chick Cheep video and i wanted to search it i search it on google there was my mistake i should have looked for it on youtube when i saw the image i got a page where was the image about a chick with a face a little bit scary but i did not care and don't pay much attention to the title or the page that says don't get fooled about the video or you will get finished even though the title was a little bit long i did not care and i played it says weird things like in german with a very deep voice and the only thing i could understood was onexeter acleuve trop it seemed weird to me so i recorded with the camtasia studio and i played on the sony vegas on backwards and when i heard it i had goose bumps and i got pale and i nearly went to cry i tell you it says don't turn around because you will die and when i heard the scream of my little sister i get up quickly of my chair and when i saw it has no explanation well wait i did not tell them everything in reality i didn't watch any video about the Little Chick Cheep it was a creepypasta like that and what i saw is forcing me to do this I hope you do not finish watching this video bye I hope it is not my end share so that no one will pass haha
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The Little Ones

My name is Jason. I live in the town of Riverbanks, Kentucky. A town with a huge history of war and settlers. Specifically how the natives from India came here and settled here until the U.S. soldiers killed them all in war. You might all think that this is a stereotypical story about the Indian burial ground that haunts the land. But Instead of turning into ghosts, they turned into something much more horrifying.
It all started when my friend Chris gave me a call and said that he wanted to hang out. So I came and sure enough he was there. We hung out and did some stuff, and it was fine until I heard a little scampering in his basement.
I shrugged it of as some mice. But the strange thing was the footsteps, they didn’t sound like tapping but instead flapping sounds like a fish on a sidewalk. We got suspicious and went down into his basement, we saw little things scampering around the floor. Its when we got closer that we got a little scared. they seemed to have webbed feet, with pointy ears, big eyes and a grin. Kinda like Sableye from Pokemon.
When we shined our flashlight on them, they screamed a scream like Marx’s soul from Kirby, and tackled Chris. I was horrified at the sight I saw, not only was my best friend being attacked by a swarm of little creatures, but he was screaming to death at the same time. then they all scampered into a small door. Chris wasn’t dead but looked beaten.
To help him I took him up to his couch and laid him there. I was curious of the small door, so I took knife and went down there into the basement and opened it. Oh god... oh GOD, it was horrible. In that room where hundreds of them all around going in and out of a HUGE one with pudgy eyes.
Then they all stopped and looked at me. They had the stare to a hunter ready to beat me to death. Then the all attacked me, they slapped me, they bit me, they hurt me in any way fashionable.
But then one of them was CHRIS, and he backed of all of them and said to me, “We are the little ones, don’t be scared, you’ll love it,”. Then everything blacked out. Now I am a little one. Forced to travel from house to house to steal the body of people and make more little ones. Well I'm sorry, but we chose you next, don’t be afraid, you’ll love it.
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The Little Red Bow

One day Mommy gave me a red bow.
The bow is so pretty. Mommy told me it looked beautiful.
Mommy died a year ago. Then daddy married some lady. I didn't like her. She was mean.
One night daddy and the lady got drunk. They came home and called my bow stupid.
While they were sleeping, I played with them. I colored daddy red. I colored the lady red too. They look so nice now.
Then I played with the lady's head noodles. They were mushy.
I tried to play with daddy again, but he wouldn't wake up.
Daddy and that stupid lady. They never did wake up.
Maybe I shouldn't have played with the lady's head noodles. Or played with daddy's tummy tubes. But they look so pretty in red.
I have a question for you.
Do you think my bow is pretty?
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The Little Sister

One day..It's a beautiful day at the neighborhood, the air tastes delicious and it was a sunny day. My little sister was playing at this point, and she drew a picture of me. What was it? i asked. Then she showed me the picture. It was just a innocent picture that she drawed, i said "That's awesome Crystal now i have to go now. Bye!" i waved goodbye to her. She waved back and i go to school. School was pretty okay, since there was some rumour that skinwalker disguises as someone's little sister to act innocent and trick them. Then kill them while they're sleeping. I believed that it was a lie and skinwalkers don't exist. After school, i go home when my little sister Crystal was acting the strangest lately. She used to draw cute pictures of her and me. Now she drews that she was stabbing me with the sharpest knife. I responded "Are you going to murder your own sibling? That's messed up Crystal. You're six." i said and she answered "Well..I want to stab you with the worlds SHARPEST KNIFE to wear your skin like a sweater." I suddenly panicked and go tell it to mom, i said "Mom! You should sent Crystal to a nearest mental hospital! She is going insane and she said she is going to kill me!" And my mom declined the truth and responded "What are you talking about? She's a angel Claire, you're just trying to frame her."
Mom disagreed and Crystal still continued to draw creepy pictures of me and her. Maybe the skinwalker rumour was true...But i still won't know if it's true or false. Skinwalkers can disguise as animals, dogs, cats, any animal and everyone. Where is the real her? Tomorrow the next day it's saturday so no school today. Crystal stared at me creepy and she won't stop. She points out a sharp knife at me. "You're a coward! Let's see how COWARD YOU ARE!" Crystal said. This isn't Crystal, this is more like a skinwalker or a shapeshifter but these aren't real and fictional..RIGHT? My sister started to lure me into a deep forest and turned into a skinwalker. And i saw my sister's dead body. Wait...So my sister was killed by a skinwalker and the skinwalker disguised himself as Crystal..THE RUMOR WAS TRUE.
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The Live Minecraft

Jon Hagmer's DiaryJanuary 1, 2012
Yesterday, on New Year's Eve, my girlfriend gave me the game Minecraft. When I started it up, I decided to build a house. I made it out of wood and cobblestone, together with some windows. I later dug down into the ground, and I hit a dungeon. When I got inside, I was attacked by two zombies and a skeleton. After I fought them off, I destroyed the monster spawner. Inside the treasure chest, I found two cookies, five iron and a sign, which was quite rare as I'd never seen a sign in a dungeon chest before.
I shrugged, and decided to take the sign and place it. You probably know how signs work, and that you can write a lot of words on it. But this time, something was different. It already said something on the sign.
"LEAVE" it said. I was scared and deleted the sign. I wondered what could have caused that. Had my girlfriend installed a mod on my game? The next day, as I exited my house, I fell down! There was a huge hole stretching outside my view in-game, and it just led straight down. It felt like I fell for ages, even though the world is only 256 m tall! Suddenly, I saw a red glow. It was that of lava. I saw another sign on a piece of cobblestone next to the lava. It read:
"YOU DIDN'T LEAVE! NOW YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!"
Suddenly, I was pushed into the lava by an unknown force. I didn't take any damage though, and I wasn't set on fire. As another eternity passed by, while I sunk deeper and deeper into the lava, I finally neared the bottom. In the distance, I saw a Nether Portal. As I couldn't do anything else, I swam into the portal, but I wasn't transported into the Nether. This was something completely different.
As I was walking around, a creeper appeared. It seemed to move in a very laggy fashion, as it popped back and forth over the screen. Suddenly, it was in front of my face. Its face was so horrible that I'm having trouble describing it. It looked like the face of a young boy was cut off, and just sewn onto the head of the creeper. Suddenly, it started to scream. A bloodcurdling scream that could pierce anyone's ears.
Its screams were so loud, but no one in my house (in real life) heard them.
I restarted the computer, but when I logged in, the game was already started. When I pressed "load level", the loading screen showed the place where I was before was showing, with dozens of the creeper with the boy face standing around screaming.
I stood up, and started walking away, but when I reached the door, I heard the scream. I turned around, and one of the creepers stood there glaring at me.
Sorry world, this will be my last entry.
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The Living Chandelier

As we walked upstairs to go to bed, we noticed our new chandelier was on fire. But not with a regular, orange color. No, it was an eerie, blue flame. No flickers. Just silence.
Instinct told me to call mom to check it out, but I, scared by the creepy flare, couldn't speak. I just stood there, like a statue. My stepbrother finally broke the silence, putting me out of my fear trance.
Running down the stairs to catch up, we both told how the chandelier caught on fire. Our parents went to check it out. After three minutes or so, we heard screams.
My stepbrother ran up there to check it out, and soon after he screamed too. I ran upstairs to check it out as no one came downstairs.
I saw my parents and stepbrother on the floor, lifeless and burning. I looked up at the chandelier, and the last thing I saw before I was burned to death was this horrible, twisted face with glowing, yellow eyes and a mouth that looked like it was stitched together...
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The Loch Ness Encounter

It happened only 6 years ago. I was a happily married man living in a Scottish manor. I worked as a bacon inspector so I was rich. One day, my wife said she really wanted to visit Scotland's most famous river, the Loch Ness. I agreed reluctantly because I had to make a presentation on the quality of fine Swahili and Portuguese bacon and which methods of slaughter guarantee the highest quality bacon. However, I loved my wife a lot, so I agreed.
So we rented a boat and went out onto the river. It was very romantic. We rowed our boat for about three hours until we saw it. It was another boat slowly approaching ours.
I brought out my 69,000 dollar telescope made of 21 carat gold and lined with pure rubies and emeralds. Using this telescope, I looked at the boat. What I saw shocked me.
The boat was being driven by a sp00ky scary skeleton with a huge baseball cap and a cucumber up it's arse. It took out a sniper rifle and shot my wife. I pulled out my deluxe limited edition WWII German Luger with a silencer and diamond-encrusted bullets that cost 400,000 dollars to fire for 12 seconds. With my gun, I shot the skeleton but nothing happened. The skeleton farted and sent himself flying towards my boat. He got on my boat.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!", I screamed.
The skeleton looked at me and said, "I need about tree fiddy".
It was about time that I noticed that this skeleton was actually 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era!
That goddamn Loch Ness Monster had tricked me again!
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The Lone Branch

If you've ever passed by a group of trees, whether it be the edge of a forest or a cluster of trees in a field, you will, most certainly, always find one lone branch jutting out awkwardly from the lush green foliage.
You quickly dismiss it as just a section of the tree that has died and will probably fall off with a good strong wind.
You continue to think this until you see it slowly recoil back under the leaves.
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The Lone Country Crack-Sack PHUC

I'm pretty sure cooking is a skill not many men can master, especially under your wife's pressure to cook a decent meal. Welp, I regret giving in to that, so let me say I'm sorry for what I'm gonna tell you. If you have Slenderman come in your room after you read this, well...
== FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE ==
My wife had bought the top-tip ingredients from Target (not Tar-GET, Tar-SHAY). "Honey, will you be a darling and cook tonight?" I was shocked at her words, as I was a terrible chef and she new. I guess she didn't want to guilt trip me when I reminded her of the first time I cooked because she said I should QUIT BEING A GODDAMN PUSSY AND FIX UP SOME FRACKING ROAST YOU SON OF A BITCH. Well, that wasn't exactly an attempt to raise my spirits. As I cleaned the veggies with my new Shrek sink I remembered our crockpot had been busted from my first meal. "I'll go get another. Be right back honey." I drove to Wal-Mart, and as I got there they were having a 45% off sale on walls. I had a coupon for $66.60 off any Shrek-themed product, so I used it on a $144.30 Lord FarQuaad crockpot, and I paid only $77.70 since I had the coupon. SHREKTESTICULAR!
== The Food ==
I cut up the vegetables and almost cut off my erection, much to my wife's dismay. After a Donkey Pocket rocket commercial I put in the FoodClub Orge Beef and started the heat at 666 kelvin and watched in agony as a mini Beetlejuice danced on my wife's boobs. After 6 hours, 60 minutes, and 6 seconds, took out the roast and ate.
== The Result ==
I took a bite of the potatoes and cried as it was sauced in onion cum. My wife grew demonic hyper-realistic nipples and squirted lava milk out of them and the Dragon of Shrek spoke Russian while playing Minecraft. I AM DED.
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The Long, Hard Journey

We'll need to catch the Schlong Train from Penis Valley to Cock Rock which is situated just north of Bigdick Docks and hop aboard the S.S. Phallus and set sail on the Wangprick Sea and stop for supplies at Toolmember Isles and then depart in the morning for Johnsonberg and along the way we might bump into the infamous pirate ship of Captain Knob Dongplonker but we'll survive with minimal casualties and press onward only stopping to rest at Peckerpizzle Shores and then docking at Weenietadger Village in the nation of Willychodeia just a few miles east of Winkyshaft City and once we get there the roads to Johnsonberg will be treacherous and perilous first we'll ford the River Peterrod then climb the Peemeat Mountains and finally cross the Chorizodong Desert and arrive at our destination of Johnsonberg to deliver our Packages only to do it all over again.
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The Lorax Bootleg

Let us go back to the year 2012. Remember The Lorax? That film caused a lot of buzz and I happen to be a big fan of it myself. The Lorax was released on DVD, And I was at one area at the market. A man was selling The Lorax Dvd.
It was labeled "The Lorax - with UNRELEASED Alternate Ending". I was happy to see nice and cool content on a DVD, so I bought it.
The DVD goes out normal until, O'Hare takes out a gun and shoots Ted in the chest, Audrey looks down at his body and frowns. The tape froze, then it went to static. The weird thing is that I could make out some sort of video in the static... It looked like Audrey standing over Ted, and Audrey somehow tore open Ted's chest and proceeded to eat his intestines, I nearly vomited. 
O'Hare then laughs at his deed, and takes over thneedville and makes the citizens his slaves. Then he looks at the screen and says:
"Whoever is watching this, will die in 2 years..."
I was freaked out. I packed my stuff, grabbed my dog, and moved to a far way place...
I will never forget this...
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