Night at The Louisiana Bayou

Sarah and Chris walked through the murky bayou in the dark of night as they held hands. It was warm, quiet and calm. While they continued on, Sarah was thinking of her upcoming birthday. While Chris was thinking about school and friends. "I just love nights like this, calm, quiet, and even better with you here." Chris said to Sarah while looking into her eyes "Thanks." She replied with a slight giggle in her voice. "Hey what's that!" Chris called out as he pointed to a red figure not too far ahead of them. "I think its a car." Sarah said while she squinted her eyes to try to get a better look at what was in front of them. They started to the walk towards the figure and saw that is was indeed a car, a red one at that. "Let's go check it out!" Chris spoke out as he began to run towards the car. "Wait! You have no idea who it could belong to!" Sarah yelled out. But Chris had already opened the car door. It looked abandoned. "Come look inside! Don't worry, it's abandoned!" "Ok!" Sarah spoke out as she got inside and closed the door.
"What could a car like this be doing out here?" stated Chris as he sat next to Sarah. "I dunno." Replied Sarah. The two sat there looking out into the distance at all of the trees and nature. "Hey, Sarah." "What?" "I was wondering, seeing as we are alone, I was wondering if we could, uh..." Chris stated while looking into her eyes "Wait, you don't mean?" Sarah replied with a worried tone in her voice "Yes I mean it." Sarah sat there stiff and still in silence. "I don't know. I mean, what if Clark.." "Oh please, forget about him, It's just me and you." Sarah sighed. "Well ok, I guess we can." He gently grabbed her and layed her down on the seats and got on top of her. He grabbed the zipper on his jeans and slowly started to zip it down. While he was unzipping she slowly started taking off her shirt. The two blonde teenage lovebirds were about to get into action.
As they started lovemaking, they did not realise what was happening in the swampy water outside of the car. a spot in the water started to bubble as if someone, or something was exhailing under the water. The bubbling started to move closer to the shore where they were in the car. it got closer until something started to emerge out of the water. The creature started to step onto the land. It was an american alligator, and a abnormally large one at that. The large reptile turned his head to the car and starting stomping towards it. Each step he took shook the ground. But even when he did not stomp, he could clearly see that the car was shaking on it's own. He stomped closer and closer to the vehicle until he halted, right there in front of the car and bent his head down to look inside through the back window. The large crocodilian watched the two lovebirds in action. They were so busy lovemaking that they were in a trance, and that was all they focused on. They did not even realize that there was a large alligator outside of the car.
The large gator had sat up on his hind legs, then reached down to grab the car and lifted it up to his wide jaws. The gator had slowly pushed the red car into his mouth until it was fully in. The large gator than began to slowly close his jaws, crunching the car with Sarah and Chris still inside. After the gator had crunched the car, he lifted his head up to the moonlight that shined for miles over the bayou. The red vehicle slowly slid down the large reptile's mouth until it was gone. He lowered his head down and closed his jaws, then landed back down on all fours. The alligator turned around and headed back to the water. Once the gator was swimming, he started to go under the water, and was gone.
And kids, the moral of the story is, don't have sex in random outdoor places, or else something bad might happen to you.
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