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Not for the easily spooked

Alright guys, this one is not for the faint of heart. It's not too late to turn back now!!!
For those brave enough to have stayed, I have something unexplainable to explain to you. My story starts right before dinner time in my teen years. I go to the dinner table and eat my porkchops, mamma always made the good porkchops. These porkchops were juicy and delicious. I then proceed to do the dishes and walk the dog. My dog at the time was a Shih Tzu. I loved this dog man, love of my life. Anyway, I walk the dog in the middle of the night, she does her business and we both come back to the house. The house is silent man, like dead silent. Have you guys seen the movie "Dead Silence", that was a weird movie. Anyway, I go to my room and lay my head down to rest. Thud. I wake up, something is in the room! I freak out and turn the lights on, only to see my dog bump into my door. phew.
I wake up the next morning, relieved to see that everything was normal. As soon as I get up I go to the kitchen and ready my lunch. That sweet porkchop from yesterday gets wrapped up. I get ready for school and start walking. I'm about halfway to school when I notice something is off. My heart starts pounding and I start sweating. You hear stories man, but you always hope that they're not real! "I forgot my fucking lunch!". I run back for my porkchop and I'm 30mins late for school. The teacher yells at me, but it's ok, I got my porkchop.
Schools over and my friends ask me to hang out. I'm like "why not" and we go out for a bit. We go to the local supermarket to buy some food and I stop at the meat section to stare at some porkchops. After a while we leave the store and I go back home. When I get home I tell my dog about my day and then take a shower. In my house it's not uncommon to eat while in the shower, so I brought a porkchop in there. I get out of the shower, wrap a towel around myself and wipe the mirror with my arm. What I see makes my whole body cold and my heart stop. "Damn, you ugly" I say to my reflection. I go to my living room and watch some TV, then I go to sleep again. The End
Oh yeah, I see ghosts n shit when I wear my glasses.
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Not to Sleep by a Window

I could never sleep by a window. I would always... hear things. I know I heard these things, no one else ever did. If I told them they would just look at me weird. I wasn't crazy, I was hearing things.
My bed is right by a window, something I don't like. I can't fall asleep right away. But when I close my eyes I hear things.
Sometimes it just a dog barking like crazy or the wind blowing on a windless night.
Or it's someone crying or screaming. I've heard people scream and cry in the night. No one else has, only I. Does that mean I'm crazy? I don't know.
I fall asleep anyways, thinking of these that make me happy. Things that make me laugh. Or... things that scare me. My dreams come to me as I fall asleep.
I see myself sleeping in my bed, the window curtain's pulled back. There's a shadow in the window... something is watching me.
I then wake up to the morning, or more like past 4:00 PM. Maybe my problem is staying up so late, closing the curtains or looking out the windows.
I stare at windows, scared someone is watching me. I don't want anything watching me. So I head up to my room for a night's or early in the morning sleep.
I have a dream again where something is watching me sleep. It watches me through the window. My window, even my sister's window. It watches me in any window, no matter where I sleep.
It's always watching me...
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Notch

One day I was playing FortressCraft and then I saw a creepy named Notch. And then a skeleton popped out.
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Notch.exe

This is my Minecraft experience. Notch is evil.
==Finding the Game==
I had heard my friends talking about Minecraft, and I decided it sounded cool.
Having it would also get me some new friends. They ditched me during their Minecraft conversation, and I wanted to talk. I piped in, but my comment was apparently "nooby".
Naturally, they tried to kill me. I blinked and when I opened my eyes they all had Notch hats. I ran.
After turning several corners, I could barely breathe. I turned around to see them still running. But this time, they all looked like Notch! I picked up a trash can and rolled it towards them. They all tripped when it hit them. That gave me time to run.
When finally got exausted I stopped. I had already lost them, so it was okay. I sat down for about 5 minutes until I saw a Notch come around the corner of the alley I was hiding in. Except this time, his eyes were black with red pupils and dripping blood.
Before I could kick him in the face and run, several more came. They knocked me out.
I woke up in a dark room in front of a computer. Minecraft was open. Of course, I played it.
==Playing the Game==
I spawned in a Savannah. Behind it was a large pickachu, and on either side was plains. In front of it was a river with a forest on the other side. I decided to get some wood.
I soon had plenty of coal, iron, wood and stone so I built built a house. I had no wool, so I had to mine that night. I started to dig straight down in the corner of my house.
After about 15 blocks down, I landed in a dungeon. It was lit by purple torches (which I discovered later aren't even in Minecraft). The floor was obsidian and the walls stone bricks.
However, only a bit one wall was showing. The other three had massive paintings completely covering them. They were all the same picture: Notch.  Except the one in the middle was evil Notch.Terrified, I broke the paintings. The first two made enderman sounds when broken. The last, which was evil Notch, exploded.
I respawned in a throne room. The hall had pillars supporting the ceiling that was too high to see. The floor was also obsidian, but the walls were quartz.
On the white throne sat Notch. He wasn't evil Notch, just the normal one. It was still disturbing, though. He wasn't made of blocks. He was like a moving photo in the game.
Naturally, I ran over the punch his shin. When I did, the screen turned black. An image of evil Notch flashed for a split second.
The computer melted, and would've burnt me if I hadn't already gotten out of my seat. I still couldn't see though. A spark illuminated the room for a split second, and there were atleast ten evil Notches surrounding me.
Then I died. THE END
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Notepad

Hey, Do You Use Notepad I Do But... When I Open "Let It Go..."Its Something...Like When I Open It This
It Said find me find me find me find me find me find me find me find me find m0c
And It Exited Relly Fast! And The File Is Named "666" and a ERROR Said "Die Die Die Die" And It Say "Go To Hell ,Mother Fucker"... I Shut My Computer
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Nothing Is Scarier

ONE DAY I WAS ALONE AT MY HOUSE WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEARD SOMETHING BEHIND ME. BUT WHEN I TURNED AROUND THERE WAS NOTHING. NOTHING WAS BEHIND ME. I STARED AT NOTHING FOR A WHOLE HOUR. THEN I BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE CAUSE IT WAS HAUNTED. THEN NOTHING KILLED ME. THEN I DIED ANYWAY BECAUSE GHOOOTSS
P.S. NOTHING IS BEHIND YOU.
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Now, here's what's gonna happen

Now, here's what's gonna happen. Miss Wexler here is gonna take off her shoes, and then she's gonna take off her socks, you're gonna put your feet up on the table and start wiggling around your toes. And don't even think about washing them off, I like 'em dirty, and I like 'em smelly. Now after about five minutes of that, I'm gonna start chewing off each of your toenails one by one. Then Mr. Goodman will stick a piper cleaner up my urethra. Now once my dickhole is big enough to holster a Snyder's pretzel rod with extra salt, the important part begins. You two are gonna have your normal run of the mill sex like you always do after a big con; today you're Mia Khalifa and Johnny Sins. Then I'm gonna pretend to walk in on you, that's when Mr. Goodman will be heading to his jerkoff chair in the corner. And don't you dare forget to put on the thigh highs and cat ears. Now once you're all situated I'm gonna lay down on that bed and Miss Sexler will pull her pants down and take a shit on my chest. Now, judging by the taco bell wrappers in the trash can this is gonna be a messy one. I assume your instinct is gonna be to clean it up, I'm gonna need you to ignore that instinct. I'm a dirty little pig boy and I like to roll around in the mud, dirty little pig boys need to be punished. Next to the bed I placed a car battery and some jumper cables, I'm gonna need you to attach those to my nipples and crank it up to eleven. Now, right when I starts foaming at the mouth, Miss Sexler's gonna use her: big, sweaty, smelly, dirty feet, and step on my balls and hard as she can. After a quick silent break, we're gonna go through every single sexual position in the kali yuga. Now, do I make myself clear? I'm gonna be your bull now. Now I need to hear you say it.
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Now I am One of Them

I am forced to do this. Please don't think I would like it, but I have to kill you.
Am I serious? I'm afraid it's true. You will be dead soon. Why? Because they want you! You are the barrier between our world and theirs. And if I don't kill you, they will kill me. You might ask yourself "What will happen if I die and they can travel into our world freely?"
Right? I had the same question. They refused to tell me what exactly they were going to do, but assured me I would be fine... Why exactly you are this barrier that hinders them from entering our world you ask?
Behind this there is a bigger cause than your life, or mine! Two powers exist in this universe. They used to be called "God" and "the Devil" but that isn't accurate. Our world is the battlefield of two opposing factions. None of them are "good" or "evil". The ones that are referred to as "God" have managed to seal the "Devils" from our world by creating a human whose lifepower is strong enough to keep a barrier intact. Gods and Devils can't kill humans, but they can communicate to them. They can manipulate their surroundings. They can make ships sink or create earthquakes. But they can't manipulate the surroundings of those who are pure of heart. You are. I am not. If I want to live you must die!
You will be dead the second you read the first word of every paragraph!
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Now You See Me Now You Don't

"Nicole, I'm not sure about this," Mackenzie said
"Mackenzie don't be a baby, just go talk to this mental girl Hitomi!" Nicole replied
"Fine, fine, but you owe me big time." Mackenzie sighed.
Sure then she gestured tword the doors of the mental institution
ugh I know I'm gonna regret this she sighed walking in a lady asked May I help you? Um May I speak to Hitomi? Mackenzie said.the nurse replied follow me sweetie, she saw who she was up against, h..h..hello? She stammered
Then Hitomi spoke,
You might think I'm crazy, well duh in in a mental institution,hahaha!
Well you wanted to know my story huh? Well I'm gonna tell you even if you don't wanna hear it
Ha! It starts like this, ever since I was younger my parent abuse me, kicked me, slapped me, punched me, you name it, well let me tell you, yesterday this guy came in and killed them he told me he will be back soon,I was put in this creepy place not soon after,I see him now his name is Ricardo,I like Ricardo he's like my brother but we're not related though
Mackenzie thought to herself this person is crazy
Then she heard a voice that didn't bring to the girl or her out said my Lord your hair, it's so messy, and your piercing blue eyes so weary...
Mackenzie yelled who the fuck was that?!?
Hitomi replied Ricardo hahahahaha~
Mackenzie said with unsure sence uh... You sure???
Hitomi said really creepy now you see me now you don't
that's the last thing she saw before seeing black
NEWS REPORT___
Female Mackenzie found dead in the mental insulin
Hitomi is currently missing if you see her don't approach hide and hope she doesn't see you offer detect you
Her description is as follows
Brown hair going to her waist, blue eyes but in light they are brown,a blue t-shirt, green shorts her belly has knives all around her waist, and the most memorable feature, she has a golden tail connected with her body,
Also her friend"Ricardo"she claims is seven feet two inches, with a rainbow hat, rainbow hair going to his neck, blue and purple eyes, sleeveless green shirt long purple skirt,a cape and calls her"my Lord"
He has two weapons a knife and a very large hammer, thanks for watching and that will be all
Nicole cried she screamed why did I dare her that!!! Just then she heard a huge giggle,
H..h..Hello w..who's there
Nicole stammered
Me and Ricardo a girl appeared and said to her
Just then she jumped on her almost gonna stab her when she whispered these words to her
Now you see me now you don't
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Number 15

Burger King Foot Lettuce.
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungÉÙŠ, but as it turns out, that might be what you gAĒT. A 4channer, uploaded a photo, anonymously, to the site, showcasing his feet in a tub of lettuce. Admittedly, he had shoes on, but that's even wòRŚÊ.
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Number 3

The most embarrassing thing happened today. For context, whenever I have to go to the restroom in class I tell my teacher whether I'm going number one of number two so they can get a decent sense of how long I'll be away. Ok, nothing wrong with that. So for the past few years I've been doing that, but there is a problem. Every time I have to take a crap and a piss at the same time, I'd tell the teacher "I have to go number 3" (because going number 1 plus number 2. 1+2=3). So it turns out that going number 3 actually means you are going to the bathroom to touch your private area for self pleasure. This means that for the last few years I on several instances unknowingly told my teachers (plus my classmates that could hear me) that I was going to the bathroom to bust a nut. This is super embarrassing because I'm just trying to say I'm going pee and poop at the same time but I guess going number 3 means something else. Super embarrassing
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Number 7

You know, seven's supposed to be a lucky number, right? Well, it is in places like casinos, but it isn't a general rule. Let me tell you something...
On the seventh day of the seventh month of the year of seventy seven, be it 1800s, 1900s, or any other century set, really, at the time of 7:07 in the morning, if you take the blood of seven people and write the number 777 on a wall which faces the magnetic north, every seventh day will be filled with peace and seemingly limitless happiness. But beware, every other day you will face an inescapable hell that will torture your soul.
Now, if you excuse me, I'm going from one hell into another.
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Numberblocks: Heist (Banned Prototype)

__NOTOC__
3 AM it was. The same guy from The End Of One's pasta is watching BBC (he didn't even quit watching it!) and he encounters Numberblocks again. He does not think anything is going to happen. The episode Heist is aired, with the usual Sixteen saying "The museum of numbers, i love this place!" and it was all normal until...
=First difference between this and the original Heist (including Ten's death)=
When the robot sees the intruders he doesn't try to tickle them, he just goes straight at Seventeen,split into 10 and 7 and KILLS TEN. No blood but the robot just killed 10. It only shows a 5-second shot of dead Ten on the dark-by-night grass until a commercial break happens. The robot also has red eyes and looks angry. A screenshot of the angry robot is put on the next part.
=Post-Commercial Break 1 (Seventeen's revival)=
When the commercial break happens the Numberblocks apparently didn't see the death of Ten, but later when the Numberblocks enter the building when 7 gets the code right, they notice Ten isn't coming and then they come back out and that exact same shot of dead Ten plays again but this time for about 12 seconds. They are scared anyway but just use 10 to get 17 as usual in the normal Heist. After this there is a 2nd commercial break yet more brief.
=Post-Commercial Break 2=
So, this is Part 2 of the creepypasta by being worked on. The episode after they go into the building is also normal until it shows 17 getting tickled in the original Heist. Instead, it shows 17 with completely black eyes and blood coming from the doors. This is the first time blood appears in the episode, but this is not the worst of the episode though. This time 18 completely FORGETS to fly above the line, steps on it, and then gets himself killed. Blood also appears here. A comparison between the two scenes with 17 panting, one from the original, the other from this, appears below
• Eighteen mis-gender fixed
THIS STORY IS UNFINISHED. SO MAKE A PREDICTION ABOUT THAT
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Nuros Undead

The Nuros is a group made to investigate and annihilate the TSR-51 testing facility. Their missions were codenamed Nuros Undead. Each mission is an audio recording. The group is made up by Max, John, Rechtensten, Groupola, and Sam.
Mission 1: Infiltration
Max: What is this place?
Rechtensten: I don't know. Lets just do what we need to do.
John: Which is??
Rechtensten: I don't know. I suppose we nee-
(Rechtensten was broken off by a chain moving and footsteps)
Groupola: What was that?
John: I have no clue.
(The lights turn off)
Max: THE LIGHTS!
John: I don't like this.
Groupola: HELP!!! OH MY GOD HELP SOMETHING GOT ME!!!! HEL-
(Groupola just screams. Max finds and flicks on a torch)
Max: What the hell?!
Rechtensten: There's nothing there. I told you this was a bad idea.
John: GUYS! Oh my god!
Rechtensten: Blood. All over the floor.
John: Let's get out of here!
Max: Look! A doorway, with light!
Rechtensten: Let's check it out. (door creak) Looks like some sort of operating table. But why are the walls covered in crucifixes? Why is their blood all over the walls?
Max: Look! Oh my god! Its Groupola!
Groupola: (demonic scream) YOU WILL ALL DIE. DIE AND ROT IN HELL.
Max: What th-
(Groupola twists, a bone breaking crunch is heard.)
Max: Oh my go-
(Max is flung across the room. When he stands up, he too speaks in a demonic voice)
Max: Join us. ROT IN HELL.
John: Lets get out of here! (he turns. Rechtensten is blocking the door. His eyes are red.)
Rechtensten: ROT IN HELL.
The recording crackles and ends. A second mission is launched to investigate the mysterious disappearances.
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Nurse Joy's Secret

There is something Nurse Joy does not want you to know. When a trainer stays at night, she takes he/she into a dark basement. In clear canopic jars are severed Pokemon parts. Joy will slowly walk up to you, with a demonic smile on her face.
Well, where did you think all those Chanseys in the Pokemon Centers came from?
She will bring a knife out and sever your fingers. She will get a Chansey arm, out of a canopic jar, and than sever your whole arm, putting the fingers and the skin into the jar in which the Egg Pokemon's arm was inside. She will get medical sewing equipment out of a plastic bag, and sew the new arm onto the bloody stump where your human arm once was.
Shortly after, your new flipper-like arms will be controllable by your brain. Joy will gouge out your eyes, cut off your legs, and shove your head into a machine. That machine will deform your face to look like a Chansey's. She will take Chansey eyes out of another jar, and place them into your empty eye sockets. She will do the same for your other body parts.
You will wake up, and Nurse Joy will be cutting off the top of your new head. She will carefully take out your brain and place it in a canopic jar. She will take out a well-preserved Chansey's brain and put it in your head. She will slowly sew the top of your head back on.
You will wake up in a Pokeball, and will obey Nurse Joys every word. You will be a Chansey. Her Chansey.
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Nyan Cat Vs. Steve

So, I turned on the Minecraft demo.
Nyan cat is jumping at Steve. Steve has no hand. Nyan Cat has no eye.
Steve kept punching a burnt Nyan Cat, a grotesque Nyan Cat.
Nyan Cat kept biting Steve but Steve's heath bar would not drop! Blood was everywhere. When I looked at steve, I was horrified at what I saw. Then, the screen cut to black for 5 seconds, only to come back and reveal Steve's back, and Steve hunching over a "dead" Nyan Cat. Scratches on Steve's back said "No one succeeds!". Then, Steve said "Burn in hell, you demonic cat!" Steve turned around, and Nyan Cat came up and bit steve in the back of the head, killing him.
Then, Nyan Cat said in a low, demonic voice "No one succeeds!". My X-box shut off right then. I was thinking "What the fuck?". It was all a scary scene.
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