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A South Park Trollpasta

Ok, so I have found this stupendous DVD in a shop, saying "SOUTH PARK - THE ACTUALLY FRACTURED". I decided to watch it, and it first had the trailer of South Park - The Fractured but Whole. When Eric Cartman (Coon) said "We had to protect them who couldn't protect themselves." it had a FUCKING BIG BURST OF STATIC! It then had Towely covered in doritos with Mountain Dew soaking on him and onion sauce covering him, with a mexican hat on him called a "Sombrero". Then it was cut to a scene when the 5 boys were doing the default dance with Caramelldansen playing in background and it was raining FISH for 5 minutes! Then it had Captain Diabetes sniffing KFC and using a KFC bucket as a hat even it is greasy! It then was cut to black with Mosquito covered in NUT that made me die. Once I was revived, Eric Cartman was sniffing a cat's butthole and he died. Yes, and then Chef was holding a clock and walked in and said "ITS TIME TO STOP!!!". Then it had the south park credits. Then it was cut to black with Towely taking a shower with Mountain Dew. He then looked at the screen and said "Yeah, that was not supposed to happen." I ejected the DVD and gave it to my neighbor. When he watched it, he passed it on, he passed it on until the DVD got to Boris Johnson.
I found a sequel to this DVD, and it had a loop of Towely doing the orange justice with Baby Shark (bass boosted) playing in the background. I then did the same, and everyone passed it on to the prime minister of England when they watched it.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
A Sp00ky St0ry

One night, I was sweating in my shit, playing E. T. on my Magnavox Odyssey. My sausages were glued to the cat. I pressed the 7 button. All of the sudden, a bread appeared on the screen. Its bottom was hyper-realistic, and super-odiferous dishwasher was coming from its indigo computer. It ran up to Big Daddy. It stuck him. The screen cut to green. My eyes widened. The TV fornicated, rendering it useless. I clenched my fists. "Gosh Darn it!" I screamed. I threw the noun against the hippopotomous.
I heard a snap at my door. I turned around. The snap intensified. My eyes widened. I screamed as a bunk ate through the door. I leapt out of my horse raddish. With luck, I landed on the impatience. The bunk lunged outside the horse raddish. I ran into the god.
I jumped over a mother lying in the road. I turned around. The bunk was gaining on me. I turned around, and saw Sonic. She smiled, and put out her Penis. "Hurry, come with me," she said. I grabbed her penis and we ran. She turned around and go the bunk. It fell unconscious to the ground. "It'll wake up soon," Sonic said. We ran. Before long, I could hear the bunk bucking behind us. I let out a urine. I looked ahead. I raised an arm.
"Where are we headed?" I asked her.
"I swear I thought she was 18," she said. I began to have a feel of excitement, but I still ran with her. I followed her into a tialand. Looking around, I saw water, roses, and watermelons. I gulped. I felt pigs of pigs fall down my Body Part as I heard the bunk coming closer. I followed Sonic down a narrow path in the tailang. I stopped. Standing in my path, I saw a group of calculators. I stopped in my tracks. I turned to look at sonic. Where she had been, there was now a calculator as well. I turned around. The bunk turned into a calculator. My chest dropped. I tried to stroke, but the Sonic calculator milked me.
"Nice try," she said. "But you are going to be one of us now."
I chew, but was unable to free myself from her corpse. The sonic calculator approached me, and put his stupendous toilet on my dreadful diareah. He closed his eyes, and said the following chant: "We can't just kill that thing" I felt light headed. Suddenly, I felt a horrible pain in my head. I looked down. I browsed. My head were now calculator head. I stood helplessly as my throat, thich, stomach, and finally brain, became those of a calculator.
I felt electronic as I fired forward in my new calculator body. I saw my brothers and sisters. One of them approached me. "Welcome to the the illuminatti," he said, grinning like a bitch. I looked down at my tooth. I killed, and then smiled. I am one of them now, and soon, everyone will be. And guess what? You're next. Don't worry, by the time it's over, you'll be boring.
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Category:Collab
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
A Spooky Gogol Earth Street View Experience

I'm really scared guise I don't no what two due. Today, I was really board, sew I decided to go awn Goggle Earth's Street View feature. I was looking all over the world. I visited the Grand Cannon in Nevada, Crater Lake in Organ, and the Bitteroot Range in Montana. Than, I decided to due something I haven't dun fore a wile. I went two check out my own town.
I started at the entrance two my neighborhood and went down my street. I noticed the date on the bottom of the screen. August 5, 2014. "Col, its bean updated today." I said too myself. I kept going down my street until I got too my house. In my front yard, my dad was working on the fence. "How col," I said to myself "he's working outside write now." Hear's something tat's never happened before: the path marker that the Goggle car drives down took a rite, up my driveway.
I thought "that has to be a glitch. Maybe the car used our driveway to tern around and they forgot to edit out those picture's. Curiosity got the best of me, and I clicked the little arrow to go up my drive weigh. Two my surprise, the path kept going towards back of the house. My dad wasn't scene in the front yard anymore; he must halve stepped inside shortly before the picture was taken. I followed the path around the side of my house. I cloud clearly sea my houses water meter, electrical lines, phone lines, and electrical meters on the wall. Yep, this was my house all write.
The path kept going and going to my back yard. I kept clicking the arrows. They even went rite up too my back door! I clicked the arrow again. This was when I really started too notice something wrong. the next picture was taken from inside the house. In the next picture, I could sea the picture was taken from behind a plotted plant in my living room. I clicked the arrow. The next few pictures where taken from the same spot, and I could sea my mom walking bye on her whey two the kitchen. I kept clicking. The pictures where moving through the living room and up the stares. Again, the pictures where being taken from behind a cabinet in the up stares hallway. I started too get really disturb because the next few pictures where of me, walking out of my room and into the bathroom. I kept clicking the arrows. The pictures progresses. Until the pictures were being taken from inside my room. I could sea myself walk back into my room and start using the computer. I could sea myself using Goggle Earth I clicked through each picture and saw my expression seam moor and moor disturbed. I was watching myself almost in reel thyme. I grabbed my sell phone too try to call my mom. The phone line was cut. Sew hear I am, typing this on Reddit while watching my self sue sew on Gogol Earth open in another window via the Google Earth Street View car hiding in my closet.
What should I due??????
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:English Class Failure
A Story For Sharing

Okay, let's get this started. One day Nathan was busy trolling the lulzy site of Metokur.org, spewing out comments like ravishing flowing lava and not even paying attention to his surroundings. At one point, he would have to take a piss, so he would have to go use the bathroom. When he finally decided he needed to catch his breath (because after all, he is a windbag of useless sayings), he went to use the bathroom and noticed the window had been opened. "I wonder why the window is open, since I never leave that damn thing open. There's too many mean poopieheads out there and I don't want trolls in my basement dwelling!" He snorted. Nathan went to whip out his schmooze, and when he did, a large shadow appeared.
He wet himself in fear of the shadow, and the shadow laughed at his misfortune. "A little bit pissed are we?" The shadow sarcastically said. "Who...who are YOU?! And what are you doing here?" Nathan shrieked.
"I am here because you made false claims of being a weregrinch and that you are a complete dickhead!" The shadow said. Then, the shadow lifted one arm up in the air. Nathan was pissing all over himself at the thought of "oh noes, he is gonna kill me prolly over 9000 times" and that he'd never be able to see any more of the mean truthful butthurting shit that these so-called "trolls" on Metokur.org were posting. Then the shadow put down his arm after a few minutes, and Nathan breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, he felt a headache come on, and his head felt weird. "What's going on with me?!" Nathan BAAAAWWWWW'd. "Isn't it OBVIOUS?" The shadow exclaimed, watching as he laughed at Nathan's suddenly changing appearance.
Nathan felt his head was weird, and when the pain of transformation stopped, he put his hand on his head, which no longer was just any head. He looked in the mirror and saw he had changed...into a DICKHEAD. "Why did you do this to me? Please change me back, I am a weregrinch!" Nathan tried to change into a weregrinch, but could not, and probably because he never was. Instead, the grunting force of his will made his head spew out a ton of semen that covered him and his bathroom walls and ceiling.
The shadow then, revealed himself. He was a chimera of all of the people on Metokur.org that he had trolled and spewed hatred towards, who decided to form into a superior justice troll that would be able to curse Nathan into exactly what he is: a DICKHEAD. And with that, the Metokur chimera disappeared into the night, and Nathan was left forever to be an even bigger dick than he already was.
And as the Metokur chimera disappeared into the night, it proclaimed, "I am not a bovine, I am a capra, damn you! Have a nice life, werejohncandy!"
THE END.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Beings
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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A Strange Dream

I will mention here a dream that I know others have had before.
The dream started with me in a dark room with grey walls, and unidentifiable black stuff that looked like water ran down the wall, but was absorbed into it. Slime began seeping in through these solid walls. There were no cracks in the wall...all I knew is that I had to escape. I noticed a perfectly square hole in the corner...
I went to the corner and began to crawl through, but I got stuck though...then the view switched to something as if a camera had been placed on the ceiling at the same corner as the hole, through this camera view, I could see an unidentifyable creature walk up to the corner and push me out of the room.
When I got outside, the landscape was post-apocalyptic...it was a desert, with grey sand, and there were some destroyed buildings. I turned and looked up at a skyscraper. The windows were black and the building was grey, and at the top was a giant golden retriever head, as if a giant dog was about to burst out the building. But then...at that instant, a deformed face - I would look back and could not describe it - just appeared and screamed at me. At that instant, I woke up...if anyone has had this dream, anyone else, please let me know.
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Category:Dreams
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Category:Shortpasta
A Strange Occurance in Shady Oaks

One day, an average suburban family was having a normal dinner in their typical suburban home. Suddenly, things started to get weird. An eerie blue light shone down upon the table from out of nowhere. Then the kitchen lights changed from white to green to purple and back. The living room lights flashed orange to yellow to red to blue. The bathroom lights changed red to green to purple and green. There was a strange noise on the TV and then a weird voice said, "Take heed, for the end is upon you!" Then a closet door swung open and a skeleton popped out.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
A Streamer's Degradation

Every streamer goes through something like this. In the beginning, they show many signs of being thoughtful, compassionate, and loving human beings.
They work at animal shelters, and participate in charities. However, once they start streaming on Twitch, something changes in them. At first it was a very small change, where they would make occasional threats and insults to their chat, but most of the time they seem mentally and emotionally stable. But they soon begin to degrade rapidly on a mental and moral level. It seemed as though they hate their own chat, hate many of the games they play, hate many of the memes they generate, and become increasingly greedy for bits. They start having frequent mental breakdowns on stream, where they throw insults and scream at the top of their lungs for just the smallest things, such as problems running and streaming a video game.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Memes
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Shortpasta
A Survival Guide to Lost Episodes

INTRODUCTION
Hello! You're probably reading this at night or something like that but let's get on into what I'm discussing today. Imagine this, you're somewhere in this world and a peculiar event happens. You're sitting at your bed while you grasp a brimming cup of coffee while looking after a kid (Or you're alone). You stumble upon a tape that looks like a familiar show you like. But what would you do if you come across this tape? Well, this guide answers that question for you.
PART I: The Characteristics of a Lost Episode
The Characteristic's of said Episode include:
*Red Text on the video
*A suspiciously named title
*Characters doing weird acts that are out of place for the genre
*Blood, Gore, murder, etc.
If your video contains some of these features then your video is a lost episode.
PART II: How to deal with a Lost Episode
Here are the things you shouldn't do with the episode:
*Don't play the video, it may bring death or scar the person
*Don't send the video to another person, the result will be a stranger dying
*Don't throw it away, it may return
Here's what you should do: 
*Burn it
*Beat it to death
*Rip it
PART III: Conclusion
If you come across a strange tape, then don't interact with it and destroy it.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
A Tall, Pale Slender Man

A slender man dressed in black.
Lock your doors and watch your back.
Pale face with no eyes.
Means that you are gonna die.
Tall and scary, watching you.
Please know this is the truth.
A tall pale slender man.
A slender man with no face.
Picks you up without a trace.
Big long arm.
Try to run you won't get far.
When he's around watch for static.
feelings will become erratic.
A face-less, long slender man.
A slender man who's everywhere watching you without a care.
No one knows where he went or where you go.
Looks at you through the window.
Run but he will be there too.
A watching, careful slender man.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
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Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
A Terrifying Reboot

I have been completely scarred by what I witnessed mere hours ago, and these are scars that will never heal. Not even large amounts of salve or dozens of stitches can save me. If you value your sanity, you will not try to look this up.
Of course, it has probably found you already. The beast has a way of... getting around.
My innocence remained with me until late last night when I found something... interesting to say the least. It seemed to be a simple Youtube video: the thumbnail had an odd appearance, but the title of my favorite childhood television show happened to catch my eye. I didn't hesitate in clicking the link.
I wish now I hadn't.
Apparently I'd stumbled upon a remake of said show. It is one that has yet to come out, and I hope it never will. I can't get the images out of my head.
Immediately my sights were treated- rather, subjected to- the main character: he was warped, twisted, with eyes and ears too big to be healthy; his hair was the strangest thing I've ever had to bear, completely unnatural; he looked as if he'd eaten one too many Big Macs and shone like freshly-melted butter.
Watching the rest of the video I could see the other characters, both heroes and villains, had undergone the same torture: one or two had barely any skin on their bones. Needless to say, I was revolted by the horrifying development on my laptop screen.
The man responsible for this heinous act happened to rear his ugly head: I call him Satan with a Man-Bun. He smiled, knowing he was shredding a treasured artifact of my past like an evil teacher unsatisfied with terrible homework. Some of his bootlicking minions showed up as well. They all laughed at me, enjoying my torment. This was the final crack in the glass I used to call "childhood".
Now I sit on the brink of suicide, trying desperately not to slice my own wrists like bread loaves. It's not every day you watch the end of the world unfold before your very eyes. Please find a way to get this show cancelled.
Remind people of what a Thundercat truly is.
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
A Thought

Assuming that heaven and hell exist, what if no one went to hell? It sounds good at first, right? No eternal torment or whatever happens there.
But if no one goes to hell, then all the truly evil people would go to heaven, would they not? All the rapists, torturers, mass murderers, dictators... would they never receive comeuppance? Would you be able to die knowing that they might be in the next life, perhaps no different from before? You might just meet some of them.
Just a thought.
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Category:THERY
Category:Demins and Debbils
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Shortpasta
A Touch of Fear

I heard a noise coming from the living room. I climbed out of bed, grabbed my baseball bat that was sitting next to my bedside table, then, went to go see what was making the mysterious noise. As I slowly crept down the hallway, the air around me started getting warmer and warmer. When I entered the living room I could not believe my eyes, a supernatural being, which looked to be made of fire, was just sitting in the middle of the room. The beast had the teeth of a viper, the tail of a scorpion, the stingers of a jellyfish, and the agility of a jaguar.
I stood there for a minute staring at it, but then decided that since it seemed calm to go towards it. It slowly turned towards me, with its head bowed I moved even closer. It was gnawing at something in its hands, but I couldn't tell what it was. I reached out to grab what it was gnawing on, but as I did it quickly lifted its head and bit my arm right off! I stumble backwards and fell flat on my back, in too much shock to react. The beast which seemed calm was horrifyingly dangerous!
While I was still on the floor the beast dropped my arm and what it was chewing on and started eating my legs. I looked over at what was in its mouth before; it was what was left of my father's skull. I screamed for help but no one came to my rescue; not my mother or either of my siblings. I guessed that the beast had eaten them too.
The beast had already eaten one of my arms and half of one of my legs. I frantically searched my pockets for my phone, but I had left it in my room. About five feet away was the side table beside the couch, which had a house phone sitting on it. I tried to crawl over to it, but before I could grab it the beast pulled me into the fireplace. It pulled me up the chimney and onto the roof. It drug me to the well behind my house, in the well I saw skulls and bones of dead people piled anywhere from five to twenty feet high. I was surprised I was still conscious after loosing over half of my blood.
When the beast left I didn't know what to do, so I just sat there, because I obviously couldn't walk anywhere. It returned to the well about an hour later holding the body of what looked to be a young girl in its mouth. The girl was not moving or screaming, I quickly came to the conclusion that she was dead. I felt a jolt of terror run through my body. The horrifying images, the mysterious beast, the blood that was splattered everywhere.
The last thing I remember is the burning pain of the beast gnawing away at my abdomen. I died that night, now I am a ghost that haunts all who enter my house. The beast continues to strike fear in the hearts of people everywhere No one knows where it came from or how to kill it. Some have tried to put the beast's flame out with fire extinguishers or buckets of water, but everything they try only makes the beast stronger. I have renamed the beast "The Fire Demon" for it is made of fire and, like demons, is impossible to kill.
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A Trekkie's Tale

"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. "Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet—only fifteen and a half years old." Captain Kirk came up to her. "Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?"
"Captain! I am not that kind of girl!"
"You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some coffee for us."
Mr. Spock came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?"
"The Captain told me to."
"Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."
Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy and Mr. Scott beamed down with Lt. Mary Sue to Rigel XXXVII. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Mary Sue revealed to Mr. Spock that she too was half Vulcan. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin and they all got away back to the ship.
But back on board, Dr. McCoy and Lt. Mary Sue found out that the men who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies, Mary Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Mary Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Vulcan Order of Gallantry and the Tralfamadorian Order of Good Guyhood.
However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday on the Enterprise.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.‏‎
Category:SUGGESTED READING