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Right to Arm Bears

The Right to Arm Bears is a controversial statement from the United States Constitution confirming and allowing people to give bears whatever weaponry and equipment they deem necessary. This statement reads:
==Controversy==
Supporters of the Second Amendment insist that the right to arm bears must be preserved as long as the country is to remain free. Others point to increased violence among bears whom have been armed and cite that a reduction in this behavior would lead to a safer country. Still, others point to an increasing amount of government control and limited rights, and that "the bears, at any time, must be able to rise up and overthrow its government." 
It is true that bears, when armed, are more than twice as likely to kill hundreds of children in a week than are unarmed bears. It is also true that unarmed bears live up to twice as long as their packing counterparts, as bears, particularly baby bears, do not always have the manual dexterity necessary to avoid accidentally shooting themselves in the face while sleeping or making soup on the stove top. 
It is also true that the government has been encroaching further and further into our lives, dictating what we can and cannot do with the bears. 
"When I was a child, we could right out into the National Park and club the baby bears to dead with baseball bats all day long and no one done did say nary a thing. But that don't happen no more, since the govement stepped in.", says 78 year Bubba "Bubba" Bunderson of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Another resident, an elderly lady who wishes to remain anonymous, talks of how the ol' boys used to go into the forest and "haves their way with them bears". Eventually, she says: "They law made it so thems just couldn't do it no more."
== Conspiracy == 
Still, those wishing to disarm bears point to the Columbine and Sandy Hook shootings, where rogue bears used semi-automatic weapons to gun down innocent children while at school. However, conspiracy theorists claim that these shootings were staged false flag attacks using actors. Video footage does appear to suggest that many of the bears involved were koala bears, and so may not actually be real bears. The controversy continues.
Whatever happens, it is unlikely that Americans will come to an agreement in the near future, meanwhile record quantities of weapons and ammunition continue to be purchased. By bears.
==See also==
*Bears and the law
*Constitution of the United States
*UnDebate:Is gun control necessary?
*UnNews:NRA approves of law allowing blind to own firearms
*Is the bear a catholic?
*Guns
*Bears
*Arms
Category:Law 
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Category:Politics of the United States
Category:Things banned by the Geneva convention
Category:Things Banned By NATO
Rimming

Rimming or licking arse is a common practice amongst the gay community or Manchester where it was first practiced by George Michael in a public toilet. And at this time George released 'Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me', a duet with Elton John. The song was a No.1 worldwide. The following year rimming became a popular practice and George released something tastes "Funky".
== The Art (ARSE) of Rimming ==
Rimming is when a person (male of female) move around to the back of another person (male or female) and proceeds to lick the anal area of that person. As this is an erogenous area, it creates an overwhelming sensation, sometimes leading to an orgasm. An orgasm is common experienced by men, women tend to fake or dream of them (women are hard to please - which leads men to want to rim other men).
Professional Rimmer's will have a technique they use. This technique is commonly call eating his arse out, and will be more pleasurable then beginners rimming. A great place to meet professional rimmers are gay clubs, steam rooms, George W Bush's house (as there are a number of arse lickers there) and The Smurfs Colony near Bedrock.
== Beware - the Stink ==
A few things to be careful of when attempting rimming;
*make sure the arse is clean, nothing worse then having a mouth full of poop, a shower or even a douche will protect against stink nose.
*make sure the person does not fart, avoid beans, softdrinks and Fig Jam.
*they dont have a huge arse, nothing worse then having to dig around for a few minutes to find the golden land (bum whole).
==See Also==
* Goatse
* 2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation
Category:Odd
Category:Gay
Ring-tailed lemur

The ring-tailed lemur (Lemur catta) is a large strepsirrhine primate and the most recognized lemur due to its long, black and white ringed fluffy tail. It belongs to Lemuridae. It is omnivorous and the most terrestrial of extant lemurs. The animal is diurnal, being active exclusively in daylight hours.
They live in groups of up to 30 individuals, the females are in charge, which means there is no fucking retarded patriarchy (That’s a good thing).
*Fun Fact: They are one of the most vocal primates.
*Also Fun Fact: There are only around 2000 of them by february, 2021.
*Another Fun Fact: They all come from Madagascar.
*Also Another Fun Fact: King Julien doesn't exist.
==Behaviour==
Male ring-tailed lemurs have scent glands on their wrists, which they rub on their fluffy tails and then shake their tails at females they like. This is known as stink flirting (not to confuse with sexual harassment, which is the human version). Ring-tailed lemur societies differ a whole fucking lot from humans’. Humans have made many useless inventions like: school, plastic, unfair laws, fortnite, homework, values, porn, etc. Most human societies are patriarchal, while ALL ring-tailed lemur societies are matriarchal (again, that’s a good thing). Like, many other animals, ring-tailed lemurs’ lives are based on surviving, eating, and mating (and sometimes getting high on millipede venom), while humans’ lives are based on education, self-discipline, money, and careers.
ALL ring-tailed lemurs could agree that humans are assholes.
==See also==
 
*Monkey 
*Madagascar 
*Blue-ringed octopus 
 
Category:Apes
Category:Cute and cuddly
Ripoff

There are many types of ripoffs. Which kind did you mean?
*Playstation 4?
*Xbox 360?
*Phishing?
*The 2008 election?
*The 2000 election?
*Pyramid schemes?
*Democracy?
*Capitalism?
*The Oldest Trick in the Book?
*419?
*Family Guy?
*Uncyclopedia?
*Windows Vista?
*iPod?
*iWindows?
*Justin Bieber?
*Muscle Man's shirt?
Ritalin

Ritalin is an amphetamine designed to pacify hyper-active children and kill musicians. It is generally administered at government-run institutions, where instructors find the drug makes their job easier. 
Like all drugs through the ages, Ritalin is also used by lazy parents to keep their children occupied. Ritalinic acid increases the chance that a young adult becomes force-sensitive. When used in adults, it will give them strength, and intellect with no (NO) side-effects. ...may cause drowsiness when used as a substitute for caffeine.
== Ingredients ==
Although a closely held trade secret for many years, straterra recently lost its patent protection, and thus its secrets have become open to anyone with a test tube. Thanks to you, the poor, struggling drug companies will have no Christmas, and the Indians are selling it on Ebay to anyone who can prove they have children.
* One eye of Newt Gingrich
* Four kilograms of Spinach, or Kale
* 3.1 kilograms of heroin
* One freshly squeezed Frenchman
* 1 kilogram of heroin
* 3.78 liters of beer
* 28 grams of LSD
* The eyelash of a republican
* The lick of a dog (preferably Paris Hilton's (but Amy Winehouse's dead corpse will suffice)
== Not just a pill ==
To keep people happy by keeping a needed concentration of medicine in them at all times the industry has brought these products to market:
* Daytrana
* Quillivant XR
Thanks to these forms, kids can be productive through evening. Because beer is in the medicine, it helps kids fall asleep at night.
== Side effects of Straterra ==
It should be noted that straterra is a powerful and highly addictive drug, and harbors many unpleasant side effects. These include:
* Uncontrollable bouts of being French including laziness, spontaneous surrendering, and languidly drifting from one cafe to another.
* Uncontrollable bouts of being Polish, including but not limited to: stupidity, a craving for pickles, easygoing attitude, and a perverted nature.
* An insatiable addiction to cheese, especially parmesean.
* The desire to vote for liberal politicians.
* A thirst for Beer.
* The adamant belief that Christina Aguilera is 'hot'.
* Forgetting to take your straterra in the mornings.
== Why Ritalin?==
It is apparently a lot better to give a mind-altering anti-psychotic medication without prescription to your children than it is to actually use old-fashioned methods of controlling them like yelling, and hitting them. It's not only illegal and politically incorrect, the kids can't 'take it' and might as well be diagnosed as 'autistic'. In one in twenty children, daily doses of Ritalin will induce symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia within two years. For example, one such child might refuse to enter rooms painted yellow for fear that the yellow walls would drive that child insane. Such a child might also believe that Ritalin was created by an evil conspiracy as a tool to keep as many children as possible under the yoke of school-work, a tool to brainwash children to one day grow up to become part of the previously mentioned evil conspiracy.
== See also ==
* Aspirin
* Autism
* Sugar
River Raid

River Raid - is a verticallyside scrolling video shooter game designed for the Atari 2600 video game console in 1982. The game features a boat in the shape of an airplane, floating on a strangely perfectly shaped river, attacking ridiculous amount of innocent helicopters, boats and transportation infrastructure.
==Gameplay==
Viewed from a top-down (God's) perspective, the player a steers an unstoppable disused fighter jet, which was turned into an amphibious vehicle by an unknown individual, on a river, performing assault and battery in front of and directed to many innocent civilian aircraft, transportation infrastructure owned by the local government and innocent civilian boats. Destroying transportation infrastructure serves as an attack on the transportation infrastructure of the city. The boat’s fuel can be restored by destroying many fuel-tanks on the river, which then will spill all the fuel on the river. When the player’s boat touches the leaked fuel, a mini-game starts, in which the player will pick up gallons of spilled fuel using inefficient methods.
The only enemies in the game are the remotely-controlled aircraft sent by the local government to take down the boat, which mostly never hit the player because the boat is below them.
==Reception==
The game was banned in many countries for terrorist propaganda. It was mistaken as a piece of literature by the Federal Department for Writings Harmful to Young Persons in Germany. The reason for it is that the game's box sent to the government includes the game's manual. Though the box does not have the actual game included, the government still had banned the manual itself. The game itself is still available in many game stores, only without the manual for it, especially in the countries where the manual for the game was banned.
Category:Video games
Category:Old Tech
Category:Computers and Technology
Riverdance

Riverdance began as a joke by the already smug Irish who were on the verge of winning the Eurovision Song Contest for the third consecutive decade; the problem was the rest of the world didn't get it. When the producers saw the potential profit of showing such a show to tourists, they wasted no time in stretching a five minute interval act into 3 day long show.
The show consists of a number of Irish people banging their feet in some kind of time to "traditional" music being played by U2 at the side, while Asian tourists blind the dancers with the incessant flashing of digital cameras until the star of the show (an epileptic pyromaniac) has a seizure and goes on a fire-starting rampage. All this happens while the Asians clap their hands in unison, an event which seismologists predict is slowly destroying the planet.
Despite this, ticket sales are still high and, despite the unlikeliness of getting out of a performance alive, Asians still flock to the show, eager to try out their new digital cameras. 
Category:Theatre
Category:Dance
Category:Irish culture
Category:Irish music
Roadie

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A roadie is a species of subhuman who live on hooks in cupboards. These cupboards are then taken by their carers to rock concerts and placed at the edge of a stage. The roadies are then allowed off their hooks and are sat at the edge of the stage waiting for something to be thrown on to the stage or the fit blonde in the band to get tangled up in her guitar lead, at this point the roadie will run on all fours (see roadie anatomy) on to the stage and retrieve the object/untangle the fit blonde.
== Roadie Anatomy ==
Instead of feet roadies have evolved hands on the end of their legs, this allows them to run across stages extremely fast and has decreased the time taken to untangle people. It also allows them to climb walls so they can sort out lighting problems.
Roadies have immense speed due to their four hands.
They are born with beards and a stripey t-shirt and wooley hat. They have no language but communicate through grunts and moans unintelligable to humans, but are civilised amonst themselves.
The only forms of human life lower than roadies are groupies, P.E teachers and of course postal workers
== Notable Roadies in History ==
=== Freddie Pildrop ===
Actually started as a drummer touring with “Henry Bewicks Pig” in the late 70s, but got so tired of being introduced as Henry Bewick’s Pig’s Arse that he stayed backstage ever after. He was mainly famous for being able to light his own farts through leather trousers. Currently touring with Elton John as his Spectacles Roadie.
=== Angel Xaviera ===
With the Rolling Stones for many years, Angie became a women after being told that women’s pectoral “muscles” enabled them to lift even Keith Richards cabs. The Stone’s song “Angie” was written after an all-night session testing Mick Jagger’s mic on the entire contents of Charlie Watt’s trousers.
=== "the Kid" ===
This is a rare photo of “The Kid” - only spoken about in whispers by the cognoscenti as the man who actually put together the legendary “Firewall of Sound” for the producer Mutt Lange. 
=== Harvey Roadbanger ===
Harv came from down under, and will remain there for ever more. Except when a major gig is in town, when he rises from his shallow grave and “helps” move stuff round the stage. His eyeballs were held in with gaffer tape until the union complained, and they are now earthed and screwed firmly to the back of his head
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==Proper Care and Feeding of Roadies==
*Keep in a cool, dark place until needed.
*Be sure to feed lots of sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. No actual food needed to feed a roadie.
*Will work for no money, if you provide the sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll.
*Keep aware from open flames; will ignite instantly from excess hair and smell bad.
*Keep away from water; likes to smell bad.
Category:Occupations in music
Roadkill Appreciation Day

Held annually on March 7, Roadkill Appreciation Day is a holiday celebrated all around the earth by people from all walks of life and is held in conjunction with Animal Fucking Day, which is held the following day.
Originally held in New York as a day for the city slickers to reembrace the civility and gentleness of mankind's roots and to escape from the savagery of modern life, it quickly degenerated into an all out competiton between Steve Ballmer and Tom Cruise to see who could kill the most number of animals for the RoadKill Kookoff.
After the Roadkill Kompetition, the festivities are officially opened by George Bush, the patron of all things animal related. Activities exclusive to the annual one day festival include: Bobbing for Squirrel eyeballs, Pin the Tail on the Racoon, Snakes and Ladders, Bumper Cars (with real cars and the occasional human target), the world renowned RoadKill Kookoff and many more fascinating and enjoyable activies! Also equally famous are the foods served which range from Chipmunk on the Cob, Possum Pie, Deer Delight, Sheep Stew to Goat 'n' Grits and many other equally gastronomically pleasing dishes, all freshly prepared.
Roadkill Appreciation Day is also celebrated in Australia, where it is named "Roadkill Barbeque Day", a public holiday which is celebrated by the mass consumption of "...'roos, koalas, foxes, wallabies, snakes, cats, and all of nature's unconventional, yet strangely flavoursome bounty". An annual roadkill cook-off competition is traditionally held in many major towns.
In various regions of Poland it is celebrated by taking Polish sausages, painting George Bush's face on them and burning/ eating them.
Category:Days
Category:Holidays
Category:Crikey!
fr:Écrasé
Roald Dahl

===As a Fetus===
Roald "My Father Couldn't Spell 'Ronald'" Dahl wrote several books in the womb, all of which were extremely poor quality. Roald wrote quantum poetry and dreamt of puppies. He was brain-advanced and heavily bearded.
===Childhood===
Roald Dahl was born in Wales in 1916, three weeks before everybody in Norway died of appendicitis. This had a profound effect on Dahl's life, and literary experts claim that this is why Dahl ended each of his books with everybody in the book dying of appendicitis.
As a child, Dahl was constantly getting into trouble with his schoolmasters, and he would spend most of his afternoons gazing through the windows of a local candy store. To his sorrow, they would never let him in, because Dahl was a giant with telekinetic powers and also the candy store was really a front for a coven of child-eating witches. Still, these afternoons served as the basis of some of Dahl's later books. Books he eventually penned as a much smaller adult.
All of this is TRUE. Roald's half-brother (the other half is a twin), Roald McDoald - Dahl, is/was a flame haired nosh siren who has bedazzled the World with top quality scran which entirely powers most of Essex. Roald and Roald McDoald put together another sibling, Tarka Dahl, entirely out of lentils. She sadly died with a spade through her head.
===Adult Life===
Dahl wrote most of his books during World War II, during which Dahl was locked into a fighter jet and not let out. He remains there to this day. But he had an affair and he got pregnant. 
Unfortunately, Roald Dahl had difficulty with the delivery (it was a complicated case of breech birth) and died during the final push. All of the doctors in the hospital switched to wearing white gowns to symbolize their grief at the loss of the great writer. To this day, as a tribute to Dahl, some doctors continue the noble practice of delivering babies and wearing white gowns to work. The legacy of Roald Dahl lives on forever.
===Death===
After this unfortunate event (which by the way happened on the 23rd of November 1990) , his body was interred at Nazeem's curry-house, Brentwood, Essex, and part of his thigh was removed and used in a new curry called Roald Dahl. Customers reported favourably on the new dish, and the manager of the restaurant, Mohammed Patel, is currently in talks with human-cloning pioneer Luigi Embryone to make multiple clones of Dahl. Should the cloning prove successful, Patel plans to take over the world with a chain of global curry restaurants called "McDahl's".
==Roald Dahl : The Game==
In this best selling game, you could play as Roald Dahl and do his life again! Playstation 3 only.
==Little known facts==
Roald had a brother, Salvador, who became a famous surrealist Spanish artist. The Nation of El Salvador is named after him. He had another brother, Gary, who invented something called a "Pet Rock".
Category: Writers
Roald Dahl’s creative and disturbing mind

Roald Dahl is a well-known novelist that lived for 74 years. He is best known for expressing his interesting ideas on paper. His best works of literature include James and the Terrorist Described as a Peach, Danny the Killer of the World, Matilda the Telekinetic Mastermind, and many others. His life was cut short by Myelodysplastic Syndrome.
== Early life ==
He was rubbish at English. His grades were a disgrace to mankind. This may be because he was a twit and did many pranks and tricks. This comparatively good side of him is refected in one of his books The Twits.
== Early life grades ==
His grades were stupidly bad.
== Early life grades, but really ==
His grades were really stupidly bad.
== Death ==
As he became older Dahl developed a rare form of blood cancer. He was immediately rushed to the hospital, his condition got worse day by day and it soon became clear that he was going to pass away very soon. He was often slipping in and out of consciousness but there was a time he was wide awake with his daughter. Laying next to him he said,
“I'm not afraid you know, it's just that I'm going to miss you all so much”
After saying those heart-touching words he then closed his eyes and became unresponsive. The nurse loaded up morphine into an injection to inject, so that he may pass away with ease. But as soon as the nurse pricked him with the needle Roald jumped and to everyone's surprise screamed,
= “Ow, f*ck!” =
Minutes later he passed away.
== Post-mortem ==
As soon as people were sure of his death, they buried him with things he loved, like chocolate and HB pencils. All of the people that knew him were crowded around him, serious expressions on their faces, like this:
\iiiint{\sqrt[\int 69]{420}\partial^2\over\partial x_1\partial x_2}y\nabla\psiSome people had crocodile tears on their faces, others had tears of laughter. It was a very solemn and serious moment. 
= WHAT A HAPPY DAY =
His grades were really bad.