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2824: Garfield Minus Characters That Have Been Trapped Inside A Comic Strip As Ironic Punishment For Unspeakable Crimes

==Explanation==
In the original strip, Jon's club is gathering at his house to make noises with their bodies. Such meetings are dreaded by Garfield himself.
In this edit, Garfield, Jon, and most of the rest of Jon's club are gone, the sole exception being this one guy whose contribution is snorting. The title seems to indicate that some authority has trapped everyone present except the snorting guy in this comic to punish them for their crimes in an ironic manner. What kind of crimes would this imprisonment be ironic for? The crimes are unspeakable, so we'll never know. Why is Snort Guy there, if not for the same reason? It's all a mystery. At least he's having fun, both here and in the original.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Four completely empty panels}
Snort Guy: {walking on-panel from stage right} SNORT SNORT SNORT
Snort Guy: {really putting all he's got into it} SNORT SNORT
Snort Guy: {genuinely enjoying life} SNORT
Category:madeofbees
Category:Long titles
2825: Garfield Minus Tomato Paste

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
It was more difficult than I thought to edit out the bottle and fill it in with some more blood. As per my usual, the end result looks okay as long as you don't look too closely. Also as per my usual, someone ends up dead. ^_^ (At t he time of this writing, 5 of my submissions, not including this one, have a fatality of some sort, although not all five have made it onto the site yet.)
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is looking out a window}
Garfield: That ice should be good for some yuks.
{He sees Odie slipping on ice, Odie falls}
SFX: BAP!
Garfield: Ice, one. Odie, nothing.
{A mail carrier walks by}
Garfield: Watch this.
{The mail carrier slips and letters fly everywhere out of his mail sack}
Garfield: Air mail!
{Jon walks by, carrying a sack of groceries. He slips and falls.}
Garfield: Have a nice trip, Jon!
{Jon lies motionless on the ground, blood flowing from his head and collecting in a large pool.}
Garfield: OH NO!
Garfield: JON IS DEAD
Category:KelpTheGreat
2826: Garfield's Crush Parody!

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Yuna and Usher's song, "Crush", has started becoming popular recently! Its sweet lyrics by Yuna's jazzy voice have attracted a lot of listeners until her song peaked into no. 1 in the 'Rolling Stone' magazine! Then, to celebrate this win, I've created this brilliant parody to make you laugh while singing these modified lyrics! And this is why Liz decides to change her name to Yuna in the end...
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon and Liz were staring at each other! Then, Jon was singing a romantic song while Liz was listening it happily}.
Jon {singing}: I feel a little rush! I think I got a little crush on you... I hope it's not too much... And dear, when I'm with you, I hear it! My heart is singing...
{Suddenly, Jon started teasing Liz}.
Jon {singing}: Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz! Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz, Liz!
{Liz starts to feel upset and leaves Jon}.
Jon {worried}: Where are you going?
Liz {upset}: To change my name to Yuna!
Category:Farhan Malek
Category:Music references
2827: The Incredible Alternate Explanation Of The Joke! Or: Shrinky Dink

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I considered editing strip #2525 to have Garfield say "All is wrong with the world", but figured this would be a slightly better gag.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield walks by Odie's food bowl}
{Garfield walks by his much larger food bowl}
Garfield: It's not that my bowl is that much bigger - the joke here is actually that I'm shrinking very quickly.
Category:Lubaf
2828: Garfield minus Garfield plus Door to the Afterlife

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I'd just like to note I came up with this idea while watching The Price is Right. I watch The Price is Right every day before I go to sleep and spend every waking moment thinking about it. This is what I pray happens after death.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: I'm depressed
{Jon notices a realistic door which wasn't there before}
{Jon opens the door}
Jon: I'll take my leave of this world.
{Corrupted images and text float around, various corruptions of "And move onto the next" appear below each other, Jon screams and laughs in hell}
{Jon has his head in his hands in some sort of limbo}
Jon: Where am I?
???: You're the next contestant on The Price is Right!
???: Come on down!
{Jon is visibly happy to be on The Price is Right. The final panel zooms in on his low resolution face}
Category:Roytheshort
Category:Television references
2829: Cute Eye Garfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I used the 2004-12-22 strip and replaced those characters' faces with the cute face of Princess Bubblegum from Adventure Time, is this the cutest or what? That made me wanna wish for that Bubblegum's cute face to be turned into an internet meme, right?
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield has Princess Bubblegum's eyes}
Jon: Garfield, go back to bed
{Now they both have Princess Bubblegum's eyes}
Category:Eric
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Television references
Category:Go back to bed
282: Anaglyphfield

==Explanation==
Between the note and its links, this one is pretty well explained, though it might be speculated that the original comic was chosen for this because of how close Garfield gets, in reference to a common gimmick in 3D films.
==The author writes:==
There are several ways to make a 3D image. There are stereograms (two images, crossing your eyes to make one), autostereograms (Magic Eye posters--remember those?), etc. The most iconic of them all uses anaglyph images, using two images placed on top of each other, and requiring special "glasses" to see. This is what the above image uses (with many thanks to Anaglyph Maker).
The iconic red-cyan glasses are pretty outdated now, though. When you go to see a more recent 3D movie, you'll be seeing RealD 3D, which uses circular polarisation (a technique whose Wikipedia article I cannot understand). I did consider making the strip with this, since more people are likely to have those glasses, but A: I couldn't find software to make it, and B: The projectors that show RealD movies go at 144 frames a second, which I doubt most monitors could handle.
ADMIN NOTE: Indeed, current computer monitors can't even display the polarisations necessary to make RealD work.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Garfield has a bad habit of</br>
Garfield: How about this weather?</br>
Jon: Interrupting me.
Category:Colin Foster
2830: Garfield vs Lemmings

==Explanation==
This strip takes the original Garfield strip from the day Lemmings first released in Europe in its original Amiga version, and modifies its dialogue to reference a difficult level in Lemmings that seemingly implies the Arbuckles to be the owners of an Amiga computer that Garfield destroyed. It is unlikely this scene would've played out in the Garfield universe on the initial launch day of the original version of the game, as the Amiga version of the game didn't reach North America--where Garfield is set--until some point in 1992; the first version of the game to reach North America was the MS-DOS version of the game in May 1991.
Lemmings saw release on a large number of platforms in its contemporary times, but nowadays is a PlayStation Studios first-party franchise as Lemmings's publisher, Psygnosis, was later acquired by Sony Computer Entertainment (its in-house development arm was later rebranded as SCE Studio Liverpool before being shut down in 2012). The original developer of Lemmings, DMA Design, is nowadays known as Rockstar North, the studio behind the Grand Theft Auto series.
==The author writes:==
Ahh, February 14th, 1991: when DMA Design created a game where you have to guide "gerbils with suicidal tendencies" to the goal with a minimal number of casualties.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Why so grumpy, Garfield?
Garfield: I can't beat Mayhem 29
Jon: {offscreen} Garfield, why did you destroy the PC!?
Garfield: See previous answer
Category:mariic
Category:Video game references
2831: Encyclopedia Brown (Is Not in This Strip)

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Couple of things to get out of the way:
1) I actually came up with the idea for this strip before MST3Kfield was published, but I wound up finishing it after because of life getting in the way.
2) My original intent was to make my own take on the "Ziggy neuters Garfield" Cartuned-strip from the Manos: The Hands of Fate episode of MST3K. Unfortunately, that wound up being impossible (I don't know which strips Joel "used" to make that strip), so I instead opted to use the strips that came out the day the episode premiered.
3) I know Garfield's whiskers look terrible, but I had to do some editing to the background to make things work, so there you go.
4) The strip is in black and white because I couldn't find a colored version of the Ziggy strip.
5) Again, I apologize for making Garfield's whiskers look terrible.
Original Ziggy: 1993-01-30.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Encyclopedia Man and Garfield are sitting at the table, Encyclopedia Man being sad}
Encyclopedia Man: {to Garfield} I feel blue, Garfield.
Garfield: You do look depressed.
Encyclopedia Man: {stands up, reinvigorated} I know! I'll treat myself to a new pair of encyclopedias!
Garfield: {having gained Encyclopedia Man's depression} Oh no! He's contagious!
Category:Crazy56U
Category:Comic strip references
Category:Literature references
2832: Garfield Hates Mustard

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
What I thought of when I saw the original strip. I hate mustard, unless it's served with steak.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon and Garfield are in a room. Jon is holding ice cream with mustard on it.}
Jon: I put mustard on my ice cream!
Garfield: It's a really stupid seasoning.
Category:edderiofer
2833: Bribe

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
SFX: DING DONG
Jon: Lyman.
Lyman: Jon.
Lyman: I'm cold. I'm hungry. I'm weak. Take me in!
Jon: No.
Lyman: I have cake.
Jon: Sure, Lyman. You know my home is your home.
Garfield: And my sandbox is off-limits.
Category:Densetsu Bros
2834: Ia Ia

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is walking.}
{Garfield is startled by Jon. Jon looks worried and is waving his fingers in the air.}
Jon: {speaking in an undulating wave} Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fthagn!
{Garfield continues walking, looking worried}
Garfield: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Category:Jason Tank
Category:Literature references
2835: Garfield Plus Quality Control 2

==Explanation==
This strip essentially corrected a clash in the strip's continuity. The 1984 original strip, the primary base for this strip, mentioned Jon's parents not having left the farm since 1953; this is at odds with the 1979-09-03 strip, which implied Jon's parents having gone on vacation for a week, thus leaving the farm, being the reason Nermal was brought to Jon's. The 1988 strip was used to source the "79", that strip being about expiration dates with at least one thing inside Jon's refrigerator having such an expiration date.
==The author writes:==
In , Jon mentions Mom and Dad going on vacation for a week.
Original strips: , , .
==Transcript==
Jon: Your visit is such a surprise, Mom. When's the last time you and Dad went out?
Jon's mom: We haven't been off the farm since '79.
Garfield: I don't believe that.
Jon's Dad: Good heavens! What's this?
Jon: That's an indoor toilet, Dad.
Jon's Dad: WOO-HA! Ain't science somethin'?
Garfield: Now I believe it.
==Trivia==
It is presumed the author did not intend to actually credit 1979-09-03, as the remnant line from the old original strip crediting system does not include that date; this may be due to the process used to transition to the current crediting system having taken all of the dates linked in the author's notes and not just those from the old crediting system.
Category:Abomagoonios
2836: Up to Beyond Eleven Plus One More

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
After seeing #2141 top #1249, I decided to take it to the last step I could take it.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon is typing on the computer}
Text: Jon's Blog: Today I cleaned my barbecue grill!
Text: There was a lot of caked-on gunk, and it took a lot of hard scraping with a wire brush!
Text: All afternoon long it was scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scrape, scra
Garfield: Z
Odie: Z
Jon: Come on! It's not that boring!
Garfield: Z
Odie: Z
Computer: Z
Garfield: Z
Odie: Z
Jim Davis' signature: Z
Panel: Z
Logo: Z
Lettering: Z
Comic itself: Z
"Z" balloon: Z
Other "Z" balloon: Z
www.facebook.com/garfield: Z
©2011 PAWS, INC. All Rights Reserved.: Z
Distributed by Universal Uclick: Z
Jon: Z
==Trivia==
This strip's transcript was hit with mojibake errors in a later site update; the original transcript was thankfully preserved as part of the transcript of the later 5636: Exceeding Up to Beyond Eleven Plus One More, the strip itself of which included this strip's original transcript (and is heavily implied to have at least began work on the day this strip first ran).
Category:pookypal
2837: Thanks For the Memeries

==Explanation==
In the original, Jon buttered Garfield up before saying that cats are gullible, at which point Garfield shredded his newspaper, and it was a joke that Jon said cats can't take. Here, the author makes reference to several internal memes (of varying popularity) at Square Root of Minus Garfield. At the last one, Garfield shreds the newspaper, and Jon says cats can't take a meme, suggesting that Garfield didn't realize he was just talking about memes until the last one.
The title is a pun on memes and the song "Thanks for the Memory", written by Leo Robin and composed by Ralph Rainger.
==The author writes:==
No offense intended to the perpetuators of these fine memes. (Or, for that matter, those tired of them.)
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon is "reading" a newspaper to Garfield.}</br>
Jon: Hmm...</br>
Jon: It says here that snails are slow...</br>
Garfield: Check.</br>
Jon: ...and that Garfield ate Jon's donut...</br>
Garfield: Check.</br>
Jon: ...and that I glued a blender to my face...</br>
Garfield: Big check.</br>
Jon: ...and that mice have taken over this house in the name of an empire...</br>
Garfield: Checkarooni.</br>
Jon: ...and that the world is constantly changing...</br>
Garfield: Che... {wide-eyed} wait a minute.</br>
{Garfield is gone, and Jon is holding the only non-shredded piece of newspaper left; the rest is strewn across The Ledge.}</br>
Jon: Oh, look. It says that cats can't take a meme.
Category:Nyperold
2838: DVD Fun

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
This could never happen with a streaming download.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield happily steps on a Garfield: The Movie DVD}
{Garfield slips on the Garfield: The Movie DVD}
{Garfield lies on his back, next to the Garfield: The Movie DVD}
Garfield: Only fun to be had in owning this movie
Category:JLH
Category:Film references
Category:Jabs
2839: Uptown Funkfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Don't believe me? Just watch.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
â€‹Jon: We're hitting the spot.
{Jon walks off}
Garfield: Whoa!
Garfield: Is it Saturday night already?
==Trivia==
This strip's transcript was hit with mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; the original transcript unaffected by mojibake is currently lost to the public due to this.
Category:Redgreen
Category:Music references
Category:Mojibake
283: Free Floating Garfield

==Explanation==
This strip was likely chosen for this idea for its mention of flying.
==The author writes:==
Putting a shadow under anything makes it look like it's floating. It's fun. Also added some gradients to make it pop a bit more.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{The entire strip is apparently floating in mid-air above a horizontal surface}</br>
Jon: I hope you don't mind flying, Garfield.</br>
Jon: Some animals don't travel well.</br>
Garfield: Nonsense.</br>
Garfield: If a dog can be World War I flying ace, I can surely fly commercial.
Category:Psychomelody
2840: Supertaskfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
A supertask is a countably infinite sequence of operations that occur sequentially within a finite interval of time. The classic example of this is Achilles and the tortoise. Suppose that Achilles is a fast runner, and moves at a speed of 1 m/s. Achilles chases a tortoise that moves at 0.1 m/s. However, the tortoise starts 0.9 metres ahead. Common sense seems to decree that Achilles will catch up with the tortoise after exactly 1 second, but it can be argued that this is not the case. Achilles must inevitably come up to the point where the tortoise has started from, but by the time he has accomplished this, the tortoise will already have moved on to another point. This continues, and every time Achilles reaches the mark where the tortoise was, the tortoise will have reached a new point that Achilles will have to catch up with; while it begins with 0.9 metres, it becomes an additional 0.09 metres, then 0.009 metres, and so on, infinitely. While these distances will grow very small, they will remain finite, while Achilles' chasing of the tortoise will become an supertask.
Given however that each 'catch up' requires a tenth of the time of the previous step, the total amount of time taken to complete this task, even if infinitely many steps are taken, cannot exceed 0.9 + 0.09 + 0.009.... or 0.9999.... seconds. In this submission we see Garfield undertaking a similar task, though possibly at a far lower rate of speed. To fit infinite panels into a finite space each panel has been geometrically reduced in size from that previous. By utilizing an ingenious MS Paint feature known as 'Because I said so', I was able to place each panel in a shorter time than the previous, making this strip contain infinite detail. Sadly due to the limits of most monitors most viewers of this strip will be unable to see past the first half dozen iterations.
It should finally be noted that should Garfield, in true Garfieldian tradition, stop to nap or dine after each step, then the task will take an infinite amount of time and also require an infinite amount of catnaps/pans of lasagna to complete.
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield: 2016-10-14.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: I'm going to supertask around the block.
{Garfield walks halfway around the block}
{Garfield walks half the remaining distance in half the time, now being three quarters of the way around the block}
{Garfield walks half the remaining distance in half the time, now being seven eighths of the way around the block}
{Garfield walks half the remaining distance in half the time, now being fifteen sixteenths of the way around the block}
...
..
.
{In the final panel Garfield completes his walk around the block}
Garfield: In a finite amount of time!
Category:Levellass
2841: agagag

==Explanation==
Jerkcity is nowadays known as Bonequest.
==The author writes:==
HD version of Jerkcity #865. This particular Jerkcity is rare in being suitable for the approximate PG nature of SRoMG.
RIP Deuce. May he live on on Twitter, apparently.
Just... imagine that this whole comment was in uppercase. I was too distracted steering that I forgot to put in cruise control.
Original JERKCITY: 2001-02-06.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
caption: AGAGAG STARRING Jon as pants and Garfield as deuce
deuce: AGAGAGGAGAG
pants: ARE YOU AGAGAGGAGAGING
deuce: AGAGAGAAAGG NO
pants: BECAUSE IF YOU ARE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT IT
deuce: AGAGAGAGAGAGAG SERIOUSLY I'M NOT
pants: I NEED TO CHECK WITH MY SUPERVISOR
pants: T DEUCE WE GOT A GUY DOING THE AGAGAGAGAGAAG THING HERE
pants: IT'LL BE JUST A SECOND
deuce: AGAGAGAGGGAGAGAG
Category:DEIDATVM
Category:Webcomic references
2843: Pooky Likes it Hot

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Inspired by the conversation in this thread, made on my work computer in about 10 minutes using MS Paint. (Sorry for the bad artefacting and stuff.) The challenge was to "fix" the original. This seemed like the only way to do so while keeping most of the elements intact.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Pooky inexplicably flies out of a toaster}
Garfield: Pooky! Speak to me! Are you okay, fella?
Category:aurilee
2844: Odie Talks

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
When you come down to it, this strip would've worked just as well (heck, probably even better) if Odie could talk. And if it were only two panels.
And yes, the [NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD] in the transcript IS a reference to SpongeBob SquarePants.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{It's time for Ask a Dog, the segment where a dog, Odie, answers questions from fans. Yes, apparently Odie has fans}
Garfield: {reading a letter from [NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD]} "Dear Ask a Dog, do you think a dog will ever walk on Mars?"
Odie: Yes, but only after they make a really long leash.
Category:MichaelSar
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Television references
2845: Zalgo Garfield Numero Diez

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{The whole strip is in black-and-white}
{Garfield is sitting at the table, when Jon walks up to him}
Jon: Ia! Ia!
Garfield: {smirking} Zalgo comes.
Jon: Ia! Ia! Daag% fhta Cthulhu fhtag%! Ia!
{While Jon is uttering that incoherent mess of a sentence (garnished with percent signs no less), Garfield's eyes turn completely black}
Garfield: {sticking his lower jaw out} ZALGO.
Jon: {making a very weird face} CTHULHU.
SFX: BURP
{Garfield burps out... well, something. His burp is so powerful it blows Jon's face back. After Garfield is done, Jon faints. Also, one of his shoes falls off. A giant squid (possibly Cthulhu himself) appears}
Squid: Nice try... mere mortal.
==Trivia==
This strip is the only numbered entry in the "Zalgo Garfield" series not authored by Rob Leigh. (This strip can be considered a numbered entry, as "numero diez" means "number ten" in Spanish.)
Category:Muchacho1994
Category:Zalgo Garfield
Category:Literature references
2846: Spider's Pride

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
My favorite movie of all time is actually The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride. I was curious what the strip of Garfield was when it was released and decided to make this kinda in honor of both. Partly inspired by SRoMG #1225.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Spider: Nothing exciting ever happens to me
{Kiara squashes the spider}
Spider: Not that that's a bad thing
Category:MissILoveMovies
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Film references
2847: Quicker Sunday Quickies

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Taking inspiration from the various comics of no Sundays Sundays, I took some Quickies that appeared on Garfield and Friends, and condensed them even further. The results wind up compressing a lot of information in just a few panels, even as some pacing is lost.
Original strips: , , , .
==Transcript==
{Garfield takes away the birdbath}
{Garfield pours water in his mouth via a hose}
{A huge bird sits inside Garfield's open mouth}
Garfield: Odie! I'm stuck up this tree! Go get help!
Garfield: What the...?
Garfield: I hate dogs
Jon: There's nothing like a quiet evening at home
SFX: Click
SFX: Gobble Gobble Gobble
Jon: Not around here, at any rate
Jon: Survival is my life, Garfield. Watch me set up camp
Jon: Let's see now... what have I forgotten?
Garfield: To notify your next of kin?
Category:DanielBT