Bloody Spongebob Omnibus

Today, you will embark on 3 horifying tales in the book of bloody spongebob. You will find the most terrifying, horrifying, abosultly violent horror storys from bloody songebob, WRITTEN BY THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR. We will learn of how bloody spongebob came to be.. and the oringins will shock you... ass well as what happened after bloody spongebob: the OFFICIAL sequel. this is not for viewers under 11 or up.
==Bloody Spongebob Rises==
I woke up and something felt off. I decided to figure out what was wrong by going to goodwill and buying a dvd of Bloody Spongebob. Wait? Bloody Spongebob?? Why is he bloody??? Well I bought it and it cost 666 dollars. Thankfully, im a straight baller so i could buy that shit. Then, i put the dvd in my dvd player and watched it. I was.. Shocked. Spomngebob was bloody?? I didnt ask for that?? Then he jumped out of the screen and he tried to kill me. I ran away and i saw him at the top of the stairs ripping my dogs heart out like a aztec ritual. I ran away down the street into my grandmas house, but my grandma was actually bloody spongebob and i was scared. I screamed bc he was satanic and in a satanic voice he said "im gonna kill you, timoyhy". Then a dead body flashed on screen. It was a man and he had his jaw ripped off and he was scalped and his guts were used to hang another dead body who had no arms. I was terrifierd. Spongebob brought his big bag of rusty forks like the show. He pulled out a rusty fork and killed me. I am now in hell writing this. Oh shit. No. BLOODY SPONGEBOB IS IN HELL WITH ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I then saw Vince McMahon from WWE. He stole my Bloody Spongebob DVD and was like "This is such good shit" and ripped the dvd. He put it on a dvd of Wrestlemania 2012 before selling it on bay.
==Bloody Spongebob: Origins==
A long and very long time ago, bloody spongebob was created. An evil witch was in her lair in the dark ages making a new tv show called spongebob squarepants. She contacted the local wizard to open a portal to bikini bottom. He did so she went to bikini bottom. The evil witch had her evil cauldron in the back of the chum bucket in bikini bottom. She put a sponge and a bunch of blood into the cauldron and it was hyper realistic. There, bloody spongebob was born. He came out of the cauldron and then a dead body flashed on screen and it was a dude who had the skin on his face cut off and put in his mouth. He said "im ready im ready FOR KILLING" and the witch said "you will star in my new show called spongebob squarepants and your name will be spongebob and you will look nice but i will let you kill everybody and it will be put on dvd." Spongebob was like "yes master" and the witch left through the portal. But then, she was shocked. Her evil castle was being raided by knights and their hoses by the king. The king watched the evil witch was stabbed to death by a knight named Jarell Witchstabber Jones Jr who was friends with Witchstabber Jones Bestfriend Johnson, who invented rock and roll. The witch did not go down without a fight, though. She unleashed he army of evil skeleton zombies to fight the nights before she died bc Jarell Witchstabber Jones Jr Killed her. Another knight called Juan Gonzales. Another knight called Otto Deutschlander found the dvd of bloody spongebob in the castle and he sold it on bay.
The listing on ebay stayed there for thousands of years before being bought by a dude named Tony Kahn. His dad looks like ron jeremy. Tony khan has the skeleton of Jarell Witchstabber Jones Jr. berryd in his back yard. It had a ddvd and he watches it. It was footage of the battle. Jarell ended up dying from the evil skeleton zombies. Once the battle was over, the whole village from the dark ages was fulled with blood. And everybody died bc the skeleton army won but soon after the kings army of knights struck back and they won against the evil skeletons. The evil skeletons were all killed by the knights sword and the kings dragon who fought the withces pet evil dragon. The knights and the king and the dragon went back to his castle to celebrate with beer and it is now a holiday called april fools day bc it was on april first and the skeletons were a bunch of fools. Then tony khan took the dvd and he fuckin uhhhhhh
The end
Based on a true story
==Bloody Spongebob At Large==
My name is Jarell, named after the greatest fighter of all time Jarell Witchstabber Jones Jr, who stabbed the evil witch who created bloody spongebob. I have been making this journal to document the scary things that have happened to me. I have been seeing bloody spongebob on all of my vhs tapes. I went to a dvd store but every dvd turned into bloody spongebob and that scared the SHIT out of me. I heard about this kid named jake who found the bloody spongebob dvd and he unleashed bloody sponge bob on the world. I went outside and i saw a thing it was yellow and a square. It said "I am bloody spongebob jarell" and i was mortified. I then realized he was covered in hyper realistic blood and he looked like spongebob. This must be bloody sponge bob. I ran away but then i a dead body flashed on screen and it was a man and he had his brain taken out and his heart was taken out. I was running away from spongebob and he had a machete. he grabbed my arm and cut it off. he grabbed me and tied me to a chair as he made me watch him murder everyboyd in my neighb hood. He went to the neighbors house and he chopped them up and they died. then he grbabed his shotgun and shot the other neighbors and beat their baby with a hammer. then he took someones hand and deep fried it and eated it. then he looked at me. "im gonna kill you jarell" he says. I try to run away and i do so i ran away before bumpuing into a huge dude named jake. "im here to recruit you to the kill bloody sponge bob intiitiative" he says. we run away. we go to his rv where i meet his gf and he is so super sexy and shes goth. we lived happily ever after...
OR DID WE....
TO BE CONTINUED IN BLOODY SPONGEBOB GOES TO HELL PART 1
based on true story
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Skeletons
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure