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Shades of Brown

The shades of the colour known as Brown are also described as the "colours of poo". They feature many colours, which are also described as the "colours of poo". When you look closely at one of these colours, you may come to the conclusion that these can be described as the "colours of poo".
== Brown (normal) ==
:Full article: Brown
Brown has a hue of 30°, making it a blue-brown. Normal Brown has a poo smell, so it looks less like blue and more like a dark orange.
== Brown (web) ==
Web Brown is a cyber form of Brown. It could have been a mix of brown and cyan, but it decided to be like Rosy Brown and be at a hue of 0°. Another name for Web Brown is Ruby. "Ruby is more fitting than Web Brown", says one critic.
== Brown (old) ==
The old form of Brown also has a hue of 30°. However, it is more desaturated that normal Brown. It looks more like poo than normal Brown. It also is the result of when you screenshot your poo and use a colour picker to see it's colour. It will most likely be this colour.
=== Poll ===
<poll>
Which colour looks more like poo?
Old Brown (#805020)
Normal Brown (#804000)
</poll>
== Rosy Brown ==
Rosy Brown is a colour that shouldn't really be described as a colour of poo, but more as a colour of wood. Rosy Brown is intended to be a mix of Rose and Brown. Rosy Brown has a hue of 0°, which means it can be named as desaturated red. The same is true for the next colour.
== Tan ==
:Full article: Tan
Tan is a desaturated Red. Sounds kinda familiar... Tan's hex is #BF8F60. It's hue is 30° despite being a shade of red-browns. It looks more red than blue. Tan is more of a tint compared to a shade.
== Brun ==
Brun is a made-up colour. It tries its best to resemble poo the most. However, with a hue of only 18°, it classifies as a muddy brown. It doesn't even look like mud! Brun is the colour of many of Discord's brown-coloured emojis, like the Brown Circle and the Turd.
=== Poll ===
<poll>
Does Brun exist?
Yes
No
</poll>
== Mud ==
Ah yes, the true mud. Brun is a fake version of a muddy brown. However, in our hearts, Mud is the true muddy brown. Despite stealing Sienna's colour, Mud still remains as the true muddy brown. If Brown had to look something other than a dark orange, this colour would be a candidate for deletion.
== Chocolate ==
:Full article: Chocolate
Chocolate truly doesn't want to associate itself with its web form. Chocolate is a food-like substance that wants to stand out from the other browns.
== Bronze ==
:Full article: Bronze
Bronze is another copycat of Copper that really wants to be like Brown and Orange had a baby. Bronze really hates everyone in the Blue family due to it being associated with blues.
== Copper ==
thumb|right|Copper is a metalic substance that resembles, you guessed it, poo.
:Full article: Copper
Copper is that one colour that uses the web version of a previously mentioned colour. This colour was also used for Bronze before the big rework. Not much else to say.
== Conclusion ==
All browns are poo.
== See also ==
* moccasins.
Shadow

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Category:Articles with two shadows
:Oi!! This article is for shadows, the ones that follow your body and what-have-you. For the Sonic the Hedgehog character, see Shadow the Hedgehog.
A shadow cabinet, in the parliamentary tradition of the Undead Kingdom and her colonies, is a group of opposition members in the House, each of which is assigned the task of acting as critic of one government department or ministry.
Each cabinet member in the government therefore has his or her shadow, an opposition member who is typically an undead or zombie politician and is in office solely to haunt the governing party to its grave.
=== A typical shadow cabinet ===
If a statesman is little more than a dead politician, the builders of a shadow cabinet believe we need more statesmen.
Portfolio 	Shadow ministry 	Her Majesty's Undead Opposition member
Labour 	Ministry of Unemployment 	The Devil; not strictly undead, but the only to find work for idle hands.
War 	Ministry of Offence 	Guy Fawkes. Handy with explosives. A penny for the Old Guy?
Judiciary 	Ministry of Injustice 	Bob Marley. Scrooge's partner. These chains! These chains!
Transports 	Ministry of Broken Bridges	The ferryman. Chris deBurgh advises not to pay until he gets you to the other side.
Oxymorons 	Home Office 	Oliver Twist, poor orphan with no home and no office.
National Health Service	Ministry of Illness 	Typhoid Mary. Be glad to even be able to get that much on the NHS.
=== Rôle ===
	As the shadow cabinet is drawn from the benches of the Opposition, it is in no way expected to actually be capable of governance.
Its rôle is therefore primarily to attempt to gain the attention of the media at home and abroad. It must frighten the populace that the government of the day is not only evil, but more frightful than whatever is sitting on Opposition backbenches.
On a relatively dead news day, the members of the shadow cabinet will typically obtain some radio airtime, if only to break the eerie silence
Category:Politics
Category:Undead Kingdom
Shaft

John Shaft is a complicated man, no one understands him but his woman, so Shaft cannot be described in more than one sentence otherwise everyone will understand and he can't be Shaft no more.Just talking about Shaft. SHAFT! 
==Blackground==
The Black Private Dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks.1
==Childhood==
Ya damn right.2
==Early Adulthood==
A complicated man, no one understands him but his woman.3
==Contemporary Descriptions==
The man that would risk his neck for his brother-man.4
==Life History==
The cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.5
==Summary==
Can ya dig it?6
==References==
==Footnotes==
# Right on.
# Shut yo mouth.
# Just talking about Shaft.
# Can ya dig it?
# We can dig it.
# Wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-kachaka-wah-wah-wah . . .
Category:Bad Motherfuckers
Category:People you wouldn't piss off
Shake, Rattle and Roll

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Shake, Rattle and Roll 9 (also known as a bat fuck insane series about weird supernaturals) is a cheesy half-assed gay horror movie series created and probably only viewed in the Philippines. It features that kid from probably every horror flick you saw, that guy, this guy, some random dude, and your mother. It features the most half-assed plots you'd only expect from Filipinos, or if Michael Bay were allowed to write horror screenplays.
== Series ==
The series has been going on since 1984, when some Filipino filmmakers caught on with the recent fashion of making viewers shit in their pants whenever some creepy-faced monster appears on the screen for half a second, accompanied by entirely pointless high-pitched screaming. Of course, the move has remained successful for 25 years even today.
== Plot ==
The film is not one full movie but rather three films in one, but nobody cares. The plot of the three films usually circulates around common Filipino superstitions and beliefs, as well as some urban legends. However, if the "urban legens and superstitions" stint doesn't work, the writers can resort to making shit up and tagging it with horror.
== Characters ==
Since this is a film series and there's at least three episodes in one release each with many different characters, giving out a full, definite list full of random people would be impossible. However, a list containing common personalities you can find in the film can be found here.
:1. The Victim
:: Could be a person, a group of people, or whatever. Common traits include stupidity, inability to think and act logically, inability to run away from a threat, incoherence in speaking about past events, and the annoying habit of screaming.
:2. The Monster
:: Must be horrible-looking and have the sole intent of fucking up the victim. Examples of these intentions are killing the victim, killing the victim's friends and family or just simply fucking around the victim's life.
:3. The Survivor
:: The Survivor is split into two parts:
::3a. The Runner
:::The Runner is a form of a victim-turned-survivor that, unlike the victim, had the premonition to run away from threats, thus avoiding immediate death. These are one of the few people in the films who actually has half a brain, although they may exhibit no sign of balls.
::3b. The Badass
:::The Badass could or could not be one of the victims. The Badass is the one who apparently "defeats" the monster and saves the victim from harm. Exhibits powerful balls.
:5. Chuck Norris
:: When there's no badasses around to defeat the monsters, it's up to Chuck to do that job, although he never does it on screen.
== Reception ==
Category:Films
Shanghai

Shanghai is highly overpopulated and overrated. Due to a high amount of people.
The city has seven times more baby boys than baby girls. All the baby girls were either killed by parents, killed by abortion clinic, or exported to America. Not that baby girls are the only things exported to America. Far from it. They export Thomas the Tank Engine toys, Elmo toys, bokos, cars, trucks, technology, the cheap furniture you bought at Wal-Mart, and tpoy, and STDS. 
Overseas Chinese come back to China and look out of place and cause fights with whities as often as possible, yet look down on local Chinese. There is no higher power than the foreign-born Chinese, according to the behaviour of foreign-born Chinese in Shanghai.
==Economy==
thumb|left|300px|innovative Chinese advertising technology in use because theres no more land in Shangai.
The main economy in Shanghai is rice (as it would seem) but also parts per pollution (PPP) which is sold in small canisters (about the size of a cell phone). The PPP canisters can be found underground near railroads, or more importantly near Stinky Toufu Daxue (Toufu University). Once a person obtains a PPP canister they need only to open the lid to collect pollution, thereby ensuring their economic success.
==Cuisine==
This primarily consists of rats on sticks (sold at nightmarkets)....or even better, Panda with Plumblossoms. It is lightly browned or served in a Chinese style hot pot. After this it is put over some old brown rice that was fertilized with night soil, and you end up sick the next morning or 107 seconds later.
==Government==
Primarily run by Chinese midgets who speak in Shanghainese. Foreigners need not apply, you won't be able to understand them, even with ten years of Mandarin training. This is what keeps the government of Shanghai going....
==Transportation==
thumb|right|300px|cross walks, lane lines, and lights are decoratonal as is the fake car/moped.
Pedestrians run severe risk of getting run over by anything that moves. Angered Chinese people on bicycles, angry Chinese people in cars, angry Chinese people on bicycles on sidewalks, angry Chinese people in cars trying to run down angry Chinese people on bicycles trying to run down oblivious people on sidewalks, and angry white people who are lost.
The trains will leave you with a semi disfigured ass because of "hard seats." 
Lines mean nothing, traffic lights should be ignored at all costs.
==The Real Facts==
Shanghai is a city where people go to find hot Chinese girls. 
Shanghai smells of poo, due to the controversial 'One Man, One Poo' Chinese Communist ideology that insists that each citizen must carry around both an ID card and a stool sample at all times, incase of emergencies.
==See also==
*Communism
*Chinese hooker
Category:China
Category:Cities in Asia
Category:Weird Places
Category:Vital articles
bar:Shanghai
ja:上海市
ko:상하이 시
nds:Shanghai
no:Shanghai
pt:Xangai
zh:上海市
zh-tw:上海
Shapeshifting

Shapeshifting, a common theme in mythology, folklore, and cults that want to scare their members, describes the change of one thing into another. Shape-shifting is distinct from metamorphosis, which is a long Greek word that speech therapists use to lower their patients' self-esteem; and shifting shape, which is when babies try to cram large, valuable objects into obscure spaces.
==The beginnings of shape-shifting==
Shape-shifting originated with the cavemen, who believed that draping animal skins over one's shoulders imparted characteristics of the beast that provided the hide, transforming the wearer into the actual animal. For example, mammoth skins would fill the wearer with hardiness and durability, saber-tooth cat skins with ferocity, and bear pelts with a hunger for human flesh. Tribes that believed in the latter subsequently became extinct. As civilization arose, followed by religion, it was believed that gods and other deities could stimulate shape-shifting in mortals. This was proven when the teenager was born.
==Shape-shifting in classical cultures==
As civilizations became more complex, so did their mythology containing shape-shifting. In Ancient Greece, a common legend was the raping of innocent mortal women by gods, whose goddesses would then transform the victims into beasts to keep their husbands at home. Shape-shifting was also used to describe homosexuality in Greece, as is the case with Tiresias, who changed his/her sexual orientation twice. The Roman Empire, which copied everything Greek and changed the names to make it look original, adopted many of the shape-shifting myths.
==Christianity and shape-shifting==
Christianity also has its fair share of shape-shifting lore. One story from the Old TestamentNot to be confused with the Juvenile, Teenage, and Middle-Aged Testaments. tells that God turned a woman into a pillar of salt because she looked back at the burning city she was running from. God then picked up the pillar of salt and dropped it into the Living Sea. The pillar dissolved, and the increased salt content in the water changed it into the Dead Sea.Because everything was dead. However, this incident benefitted local fishermen, as the catch was not only pre-killed but pre-salted.
==Shape-shifting today==
Shape-shifting is surprisingly common today. It is commonplace for people to spontaneously transform into animals, plants, and other organisms or substances. The most common shape-shift is into a pig, also known as obesity.
==How to avoid spontaneous shape-shifting==
Spontaneous shape-shifting (known to scientists as spontaneous shape-shifting), is usually a curse from a higher power and means you have done something terrible to offend him/her. To avoid this, frequently burn incense and offer sacrifices to the Heavens in the form of food, drinks, and kittens. Cut down on salty or sugary foods and exercise regularly. If shape-shifting persists, it may require medical attention.
==Notes==
==See also==
*Lipocram
*Reptilian Agenda
*David Icke
*Queen of England
Category:Fiction
Category:Science fiction themes
Shawn Mendes/The Post-Kids Choice Awards Feud of 2018

==Context==
After the 2018 Kids Choice Awards, Shawn Mendes got very upset over what happened. His rival interrupted him Kanye West style during his speech. He wasn't present at the afterparty, so at 12 in the afternoon on March 25, 2018, he tweeted this:
The tweet gained 1 million likes in a day. 30 minutes later, Ed responded with, "I'm sorry not sorry @ShawnMendes. Fight me". Almost no one liked what Ed had tweeted out. And thus, the feud began a day later at 11:15 in the morning. During the feud, the hashtag "#IStandWithShawn" began trending. In the end, Ed got banned from attending and being nominated in the Kids Choice Awards for the foreseeable future.
The feud has garnered lots of media coverage, with YouTube videos talking about it.
== Feud ==
11:15 - @EdSheeran You should've apologized. Seriously. I can't take it anymore.
> 11:20 - No. I'm the best. You're not
11:23 - You're so delusional. I see you with pictures of your fans and you seem like a very nice person. I don't see it like that anymore.
> 11:24 - That's because everyone likes me. You don't see that?
11:26 - I don't believe that. You are so egotistical, oh my god.
> 11:30 - And no one likes you.
11:31 - Hey @Nickelodeon, is there any way to ban @EdSheeran from attending your show?
> 11:32 - I seriously thought that you liked me. You even said that my music influenced you.
11:34 - I can't take you as an influence anymore. You're a horrible person.
11:35 - Oh wow, thanks for the compliment, Twitter!
> 11:37 - I don't think they will ban me. I have won tons of awards and I can't be stopped.
11:40 - Why am I losing tons of followers right now?
> 11:41 - It's because you're an attention seeker.
11:45 - If you're part of the Mendes Army please unfollow Shawn immediately. He should get some help
11:50 - Currently seeking therapy. See you in a bit, I guess.
12:00 - I won. Suck it.
== Aftermath ==
The feud stopped at 12:00 in the afternoon. At 12:16 on March 26, 2018, Nickelodeon tweeted out a statement, saying that Ed will be banned from attending and being nominated in future Kids Choice Awards ceremonies. Here is the statement:
In response, Ed replied to their tweet with a middle finger emoji. Mendes, on the other hand, thanked his fans and Nickelodeon for saving his career.
Category:Bat Fuck Insane
Category:Wars
Category:Twitter
She

She (pronounced "shay") is the metonymic representation of Che Guevara in text. The C was loaned out to spell Communism, and is also used to disambiguate Republik from Republic. Little is known abut She because metonyms stand in for their respective referents, and little is known about Che except for the fact that her visage appears on many Capitalist products like T-Shirts and Posters. 
== Why She Makes A Good Communist ==
First of all, She was willing to sacrifice her masculine identity and adopt the third-person feminine nominative pronoun as a name instead, and didn't even mind when the pronoun leaked into all other descriptions, meaning the female pronoun was used in all instances, making She an 'official girl'. She also takes up very little space on the page, leaving more for demanding words like archipelago and coincidentally. Coincidentally, archipelagos are where She grew up and learned the art of sustenance. Because She lives on Earth, a revolving planet, she has been called a revolutionary. She was once a good friend of Astro Fiddle, who was part of the Parliament Funkadelic, but She's friendship with a member of a Constitutional Monarchy in no way compromises her Communist identity. Friendship, therefore, can be seen as something fleeting and non-substantial, therefore disproving the BFF theorem once and for all.
== How She Got Away ==
As you may know, Got is German for God. If you pronounce the headline right, there is in fact a rhyme. Rhyme is very important to Communists, because it shows how disparate parts can work together to make a unified whole. This is why Capitalist Pigs read a lot of Prose and appoint jackasses to be Poet Laureates (simply to mock poetry as a valid form of expression). 
== Sheisms ==
"It's not the size of the beret, it's how chic it makes me look."
"Stars mean communism. The freedom of Stars (symbolically) came about because some idiot didn't understand electro-magnetism."
"Viva le Discotec"
"If a lion made the statue, it would look like me, 'cause I have a sweet mane."
"I is pronounced E, and E is pronounced A. Ch is pronounced K. My name is K."
"Shay is under 18."
Category:Women
Category:Pronouns
eo:Ŝi
ja:彼女
Sheilas' Wheels

The Sheilas' Wheels advert was created during the battle for Middle Earth as a torture method used by the orcs on all the helpless hobbits, dwarves, elves etc.
== Thus the annoying advert was created ==
During the heart of the battle for Middle Earth the orcs had amounted a large amount of prisoners and to tip the Battle for Middle Earth in their favour they created the Sheilas' Wheels advert but of course back then it wasn't called Sheilas' Wheels, it was simply called "Annoy...urr hobbits *snort*". It was a method of interrogation so the orcs could discover secret locations of the non-orc population, it was highly successful at first, the advert was incredibly irritating to those who watched and most would crack instantly what was to happen was completely unexpected...
== The Problem ==
The orcs suddenly found that despite their advert being an effective method of interrogation it had one major flaw, extreme exposure caused instant memory loss to victims thus making them into drooling, crawling idiots. This was a problem for the orcs because if they became idiots they could no longer gain information from them so they were released to the wild to waste their remaining years.
== Lyrics ==
== Symptoms of the advert ==
*Symptoms of the advert (ie idiocy) include:
*Clumsy movement
*Impaired vision
*Memory loss
*Inability to form full sentances
*Stammering
*Ability to win Presidential elections
== Cures ==
*Walking Stick? its a stick! Sticks are awsome! It counters the Shelia's wheels!
*Glasses made from stick!
*Hit yourself on the head? With a stick? maybe it will work?
*Don't talk and just nod
*See above
*War on Iraq using mainly a stick?
*Jump off a tall building?
*Hit the advert/your TV with a stick!!
==See also==
*Battle of the Sexes
*Chauvinist Wednesday
 
Category:Companies of the United Kingdom
Category:Torture Methods
Category:The Lord of the Rings
Shibari

Shibari, is a consentual Japanese art form of binding and tieing another with rope.
 
==Origins==
The word Shibari in Japanese literally means "to tie." Shibari is a western word and in Japan the art is called Kinbaku. It can be a simple one rope tie to a complex multiple rope suspension. This is a form of power exchange where one person consensually allows the other to tie them. It is done by consent between at least two willing partners, one tying called the top or rigger and one being tied, referred to as the bottom, rope bottom. The bottom really has all the power and can stop a tie at any time. While it is considered bondage and in the BDSM realm, many couples find it a wonderful way to connect and be artistic together. As with many life activities, there is risk involved, but education, practice and communication help to minimize those risks. Ito Seiu has been tagged the godfather of Japanese bondage by many today. It truly is an art form!
==Equipment==
Obviously rope is part of the art. There are many types of rope used from cotton, to nylon to MFP rope, all found at your local hardware store. Most of the "Masters" of the art use a natural fiber rope like hemp or more commonly in Japan, Jute. It is always wise and highly recommended to keep safety sheers or a rescue hook available in case of emergencies. There are larger metal rings you can buy to tie onto as well called suspension rings.
==Process==
The top or rigger is given permission to tie their partner. The tie may be very sensual with much pleasure. This can begin with running ropes across the body to give wonderful sensations to lots of pleasurable touches. It can be more on the rough side for those bottoms who not only enjoy hard and tough ties, but want them done to them. Either way, the art really has few "knots' per say and when done by someone skilled, it becomes a beautiful piece of art.
The bottom is many times dressed or erotically clad in lingerie or kimono. sometimes the bottom is naked and the rope becomes their "outfit." Each person has their own style and likes. Some of the current great artists are Arisue Go, Randall Mai, Master K, Osada Steve, Mark of DV8 house, Lochai, and Jimi Tatu.
==See also==
*BDSM
Category:Sex
Category:Fetishes
Category:Japanese culture