FNAF COMPLETE LORE EXPLANATION

"Hello internet. Today I am bringing you the complete breakdown of the Five Nights at Freddy's lore. It's quite complex, so bear with me (Haha). I guess I should start with where it all began. In 1971 two men named Afton and Henry met at a dinner party. Afton was a promising young inventor and Henry was a creepy guy who stayed in the back the whole time. They talked for a few brief moments before deciding that they should become business partners and create a franchise of singing, moving robot animals. In 1973 they opened up Animal Farm, a funny little petting zoo of robot animals. Things turned sour when the robot animals became communist and started eating the visitors out of starvation. Animal Farm was forced to shut down because McCarthy got involved. 
In 1974 the two opened up Fredbear's Family Diner, a family diner of sorts where there was a stage with a single robot animal, which they dubbed an Animatronic. The restaurant was a hit, and a few months went by without any mischief like the previous location. Eventually, Henry told Afton that this wasn't really what he wanted. It turns out that Henry had actually been thinking about making Fredbear's Sexual Torture Dungeon, so they made Friday nights 'Fun Time Nights'. People were very upset come Saturday morning when Fredbear had a dildo glued to his front and the floors were covered in sticky stuff. Afton and Henry ignored these complaints, eventually incorporating a spring lock mechanism into Fredbear for even kinkier activities, and made Spring Bonnie to make a loving couple. This is where things go wrong, because one day during Fun Time Night, a kid wanted desperately to go inside the place, but didn't know about the terrifying events that happened every Friday night. The doors were locked to him. Afton pulled up in his limo, and saw the child crying. He told the kid to "Stop being a bitch and go home, you can come here in the morning." But the child pulled out a comb shiv and attempted to kill Afton. Afton stabbed the child fatally and laughed maniacally. The child's corpse was left next to a prototype of a new Animatronic called The Puppet. 
The child possessed the thing and began to live in the pizzeria. A week later and it was Friday. What the child saw scarred him very deeply. Fredbear's Family Diner was shut down on May 5th, 1976 when a police bust for distribution of Super Crack Cocaine, one of Afton's other business ventures. Henry had another idea about a TV show called 'Fredbear and Friends'. This show taught children valuable lessons, but because this was the 70's, and Henry wanted to seem hip and cool with the 10 and under demographic, all the messages were themed around weed. The show lasted for five seasons. In 1977 the duo started a new franchise, based on the characters introduced in the Fredbear and Friends TV show. The new franchise was Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. The first Animatronic was Freddy, a reincarnation of Fredbear. The second was Bonnie, a sort of reincarnation of Spring Bonnie, but because there would have been two girls in the band then, and that isn't a normal character dynamic, they made Bonnie a man, though they kept a lot of female traits on him to confuse the audience. The third was Chica for sex appeal, though she was a bit on the heavy side. 
The fourth and final new addition was Foxy, a fox pirate who swore and stole purses from audience members. They also had Fredbear and Spring Bonnie on a different stage. Things went pretty well this time, and because by 1980 nothing bad had happened, Afton and Henry opened up a 'Sister Location'. It wasn't a sister location to Freddy Fazbear's, but instead the now defunct Fredbear's Family Diner, because Sister Location was a Animatronic strip club, as early leaks of the game of the same name were interpreted. Henry was the ideas guy this time, having a weird clown thing named Baby front and center, along with an exotic dancer named Ballora, and numerous other weird fucking fetish things. Henry was one messed up man, as would later be revealed, though people could already guess from what happened to Fredbear's. One day Afton's daughter got killed by Baby for unexplained reasons, probably because he had installed big metal claws inside of it? 
The same happened for the other Animatronics, killing employees every once in a while. This club didn't fare too well, as days after it opened two employees hung themselves after seeing the fetishes of Henry brought to life. A third got into an accident with The Scooper, something which he couldn't explain to investigators because it would have concluded the numerous pending investigations on Henry's sexual crimes. Something was wrong though. The Animatronics were missing, and the guy who had been scooped was still alive and well, albeit he had purple eyes, which everyone thought was some dumb emo shit. With three failures behind them, the two continued work on the Freddy Fazbear franchise. Nothing bad happened until 1983. Because Afton had built the Sister Location below his house, and the close proximity to the pizzeria, he felt he needed to keep extra close surveillance on his family, so he made some plushies of Fredbear with cameras inside and stuck them around his house. Most likely in fear of Henry, the deranged sexual criminal. 
One on day in early 1983 Afton suited up inside the Spring Bonnie Animatronic and lured a few children back to the backroom. He killed them there because they were the loudest and most annoying children he had ever met. Afton realized killing was fun, so he killed three other children in the following days. He stuffed the bodies inside of the Animatronics and soon reports were filed that they were leaking blood and mucus. No one ever bothered to look inside these suits though, not even the investigators. Afton then went home and beat his children. Afton's oldest son, Micheal, learned to take out his anger on his younger brother, CryingChild. Afton was very creative with names! After the week leading up to CryingChild's birthday, which was filled with bullying and abuse, Micheal decided that CryingChild wanted to kiss Fredbear during the party, so he jammed his head into the Animatronic's mouth. Fredbear bit down, and WAS THAT THE BITE OF '87???? CryingChild died and it was around this time that the Animatronics stole the dead children's souls for shits and giggles, and for contrived plot reasons. Months later, the pizzeria was shut down. The franchise lay dormant for a couple of years because Henry and Afton were in jail, because they were using jumpscares to cheaply scare people. Afton smuggled drugs in up his crapper, and lived like a king. Meanwhile, Henry was sought out in the prison showers every single day. When the two got out, in 1987, they rebooted Freddy Fazbear's. 
The new restaurant had new Animatronics. Toy Freddy was the pimp of the show, Toy Chica was the sex appeal, Toy Bonnie wasn't purple this time, but they stuck with A FEMALE NAME for A MALE, Mangle was there to confuse people even more, and Balloon Boy was a last minute addition, being a cryogenic chamber to keep Hitler, who was inside, alive and slowly revitalize him and pump him full of steroids so he could emerge in a few years. The restaurant was promptly shut down after a week when after a couple more murders committed by Afton, and the bite of '83, or '87, I don't know which. They tried once more, making one last pizzeria by the same name. They used the Animatronics from the first Freddy Fazbear's. Night guards reported creepy shit happening after dark, but everyone ignored it. Afton soon retired, only to be sent letters only saying 'IT'S ME' from the Animatronics. 
One day Afton was nearly killed when Ted Kaczynski joined in on the fun, mailing Afton a pipe bomb. Afton, upon getting out of the hospital, went to the pizzeria to finish what he started, showing up for his night guard job, recording a couple of messages to fuck with the new guy, and whacking the Animatronics with a purple dildo. The Animatronics, with their dying breaths screamed "IS THAT THE PURPLE GUY?" this made no sense to Afton, though his cock was actually purple, he wasn't a 'purple GUY' per say. 'Purple DICK' would have made much more sense. Afton wandered into a safe room and donned the Spring Bonnie suit, only then realizing that he was in fact a furry. The rabbit suit that he let Henry duct tape his sex toys to, which Afton had been wearing to kill children for a decade now, didn't seem weird to him until now. In a fit of embarrassment, Afton triggered the spring locks and killed himself. Henry died shortly after, in some twisted sexual fantasy brought to life by the Animatronics. 
The franchise died as well. Thirty years later, a guy appeared out of nowhere one day, a man with a strange mustache. The man claimed that he worked with Henry and Afton years earlier. This man then started up a horror attraction to bring attention back to the sexual pizzeria's that served as a cover for Afton's drug empire. The man hired a night guard, who he was familiar with, potentially serving with him on a earlier job before, and dug up the old Spring Bonnie suit from the last pizzeria. The man decided that because the suit, which he now dubbed 'Springtrap', had a living corpse of a serial killer inside, it would be funny to lock the horror attraction's doors at night and have the security guard and Springtrap have a battle to the death every night. Springtrap had enough one night after having an argument with the security guard over why their marriage wasn't working out, and burned the whole place to the ground. It was around this time that a company decided to give out rights to ordinary people to run their own Freddy Fazbear's, and most of these places ended up following Fredbear's and the Sister Locations paths. But one guy who didn't get the memo decided to gather up all the murder robots and burn this place to the ground. 
The knock off company then collapsed from lawsuits and Afton, now dead for real, went to purgatory for a short while, being tormented by the souls of the children he killed. What a great place to end a series, everything wrapped up and no more mysteries to solve. THE END."
that was the weirdest episode of game theory I had ever seen.
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