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Windows 369.exe

Coming from my own mouth, I love computers! I always make up something new out of computers! So when I was searching for OS ISOS, i found something called Windows_369.exe I was confused how there it stayed from Windows 8... I then thought it was a tweaked version of Windows XP and I was really excited and started downloading... I shouldn't have done that...
After it was done downloading, I wanted to test it incase if I get a not working OS... I imported the exe to an ISO and loaded it on VirtualBox... That was when it started...
Right after it was loaded came the scary part. I saw a black screen with the word "Booting..." in it... But thats what I didnt find scary... What scared me was that on the top where it said "Files Loading" I saw stuff like comeandplay.wav, you.wmv, and a theme titled Death.
Even more scarier stuff came! When it was loading the "Users" folder, one of the users name was "JOE". How the hell did it know my name? Then came to my mind that it could've been the previous user whose name was "JOE".
Foolishly, I was wrong... When the Boot Screen was gone, there was a red screen and the first time options came: USERNAME, PASSWORD, TIME, COUNTRY, etc. What was scarier that there was DATE OF DEATH... I tried to ignore it but when I was done it would say: "DUE TO YOU NOT ENTERING DATE OF DEATH, IT HAS BEEN SET TO THE FOLLOWING DATE: --/--/-- (Tommorow). I thought it was a joke so I proceeded... Then the Logon Screen came...
Unfortunately, for some strange reason, my username was EDID... I logged in to EDID hoping it was mine... But then I got a black screen with the words "USERNAME EDID IS NOT AVAILABLE, DO YOU WANT TO PROCEED TO JOE?" I selected Yes, but then was the creepy part, a video automatically played on my laptop and I mean MY LAPTOP!!! NOT THE VIRTUAL MACHINE!!!
Laptop was playing this video showing gruesome pictures of dead children, animals and adults!!! I almost vomited as I saw the pictures!! I reached the mouse and tried closing it but it didnt work... Then the name EDID came in 3D letters, the letters were changing positions... thats when I noticed it was saying DIED. I was scared and threw the laptop out of the window... and I heard a big crash coming...
SINCE IM GONNA DIE TOMORROW, IM WRITING THIS WITH MY MOTHERS LAPTOP, READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH PARAGRAPH!!! HURRY!
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:File Extensions
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Old Shit
Windows 7 CD Rom

This story is NOT mine! It was adapted from my old friend who suffers from post-tramatic stress! :( We pray for him. This story is true!
One day I was in study hall and had to blow my nose! and when I threw it away, I saw a CD that said WINDOW 0.7! I thought it was windows 7 and my old computer that does NOT take DVD's I used this because it was a CD. I should not have. I could see why they threw thic CD away because this is BAD NEWS! I went home and turned my computer on. I put the disk in and it booted from the disc. It said "warning! Your computer is installing thousands of viruses and spyware!" "Computer auto shutdown mode is disabled!" When I tried to yank the cable out the cable shocked me! The computer screen said "We can't let you do that!" "Won't life be better with WINDOW 0.7." "We will make it all better." The installation was complete as my computer rebooted. The windows xp logo poped up in a real distorted creepy fashion and then the picture! It was trying to find my mac adress and location and then a picture of a person dead on the floor with blood and words! "We have found your mac adress and now we are going to kill you!" "If you have any questions please call __________________. I called and a voicemail said "Thank you for calling! As you know you are going to be killed and your soul will be sent to HELL! The killing van should be here any minute! Ha Ha Ha Ha!" I paniced and ran out of the house and up the street to my friends house. My mom and dad were away and I am an only child! I called her and said "Mom Don't go to the house! I found a windows os cd in the trash in school and some Idiot got our I.P Adress and is coming to kill us!! This is NOT A prank call go to my friend ______'s house! We have to leave! We are in danger!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am calling the police!!!!!!!!!!!! The police found the guy and arrested him! I did not get in trouble. I told the teacher this and she said that the same thing happened!!!! What a day!
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:TRUE STORY
Category:English Class Failure
Windows 7 Copypasta

Billy: Hey dad, whats an operating system supposed to do?
Dad: Well Billy, an operating system is supposed to provide an environment where many different kinds of software can run well.
Billy: But Linux, OSX, and Windows 7 do that well! How do I decide?
Dad: Well Billy, you have to now assess what kind of software you're going to be using. Which OS looks the most appropriate now?
Billy: Well, OSX is good for graphic design, but nearly all of its programs also run on Windows 7 or have comparable software also for Windows 7. Linux has a lot of great software, but just can't really compete really with the huge libraries of software for Macs and Windows.
But in terms of number of software available, Windows 7 seems to have the most. It also runs new and upcoming games, and also runs classic PC games while XP is left in the dust without DX10.
Dad: There you have it son, Windows 7, which is an operating system, runs FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!
SO STOP BITCHING UNTIL THE OTHER OPERATING SYSTEMS CAN COMPETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Category:Shortpasta
Windows 95 beta

Back in 1997, I needed a new computer. I went to a store to buy a new one. When I went to the checkout line, the cashier seemed shaky, he was stuttering a lot. "T-that will b-be $3,765", said the cashier. I paid and then went home. I unboxed the computer and plugged it in. It asked me to insert the Windows 95 setup disc, so I did. When I was finished the Windows 95 bootup screen came on. I wanted to surf the web, but when I clicked on the internet, it shut down. I turned on the computer, but this time it was different, it showed the beta screen which read, "Microsoft Chicago Preliminary Release - November 1993", I went to click on the Internet again, but then it showed a very disturbing image, it disgusted me. Then I took it back to the store so that they could repair it. When I came back, the cashier had destroyed the computer and didn't wanna talk about it. Instead, I got a Macintosh. Later in 1999 when my Mac finally broke, I went back to the store, but it had been turned into a parking lot.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Windows 97

So it was August 1997. I just finished the 6th grade and I was getting to start Junior High. I was playing on my N64 playing Golden Eye 007. Around 7:30 PM, my dad came home with a floppy disk with duct tape with "Windows 97" written on it with black marker. It only came in 2 megabytes, which was weird because Windows 95 came in 1.44 megabytes. But I didn't think much about it, so I put the floppy disk into my PC. The setup was similar to the Windows 95 setup, but something was odd on the application page instead of saying "Windows 97 Setup" it said "puteS 79 swodniW". I thought it was strange but this version of Windows could be a Windows 98 development preview, Later, the setup was finished and I was gonna boot into windows on MS-DOS but on the top corner, it said: "MS-DOS V. 666, You will die in a moment...", which wasn't normal. I knew something was up and I kind of got scared.
But I booted into Windows and the desktop background wasn't the normal blue wallpaper, the wallpaper was a room but with LOTS of blood and there was graffiti that said "Windows Killer Pre-Installation" with a bloody evil face next to it and that freaked me the hell out and mind you, this was at 9 PM, and it was dark outside, so I was really scared and when the log-in sequence finished, it opened a text file containing my address and personal information, and a few seconds later it said he will come to my house and murder everyone. 
And that was what scared me the hell out of me, I took out the floppy disk and destroyed it. And I also took out the hard drive and smashed it with a hammer, luckily my parents never found out about it, so I put a new hard drive that I brought 5 days prior to the incident and put a copy of Windows 95 on a floppy disk; and everything was normal but it didn't make sense so I checked the whole internet, nothing was found only the fake Windows 97 rumor images. Nothing happened no one came but about 3 months later in November 1997 I noticed a suspicious car but it was most likely the next door's family visiting cause after few days it was gone but I still get nightmares.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Wing King

I like chicken wings. You may disagree with me, but I like chicken wings. I find them pleasant in taste and texture, and the amount of variety in these little morsels is incredible. I know a lot of wing restaurants are unhealthy, so I only eat chicken wings on occasion. But not anymore. Not after that... THING emerged.
Out of all the places to get wings in New Nuork, I loved the Frycade the best. For one thing, they had video games. Not just cheap arcade games, but they had 3 Wii consoles in their arcade room. The games included Mario Kart, a port of Majora's Mask, and Godzilla: Monster of Monsters (this was an... interesting copy of the game, but it doesn't factor in to our story). 
One day, while I was eating at the Frycade, I noticed something... unusual. Cartoonish decorations of chickens adorned the walls. Some of the chickens were missing heads and limbs, and others had too many, and in abnormal places. Beneath all of the cartoon chickens were anagrams of words. Here are some I managed to figure out:
NIGW KGIN = Wing King
REFO DEFO = Free Food
PIW NERZIS = Win Prizes.
When I asked a waitress what this meant, she looked at me with glassy, cold eyes, like those of a fish. Or like those of a chicken. She clicked her teeth together, and answered "Wing King is coming. Come on happy hour for free wings and prizes. Wing King is coming." Thinking Wing King was a new mascot for the Frycade, I was excited. But this didn't explain the macabre decorations. The Frycade was usually child-friendly (I was a preteen at the time), so why did they go this direction? I decided to sleep on it until Wednesday, which was happy hour at the Frycade.
The day of the Wing King's arrival soon came. After school, I forgoed my normal route and went directly to the Frycade. Homework would have to wait. I arrived at 3:58. Two minutes before the revelation of the Wing King. The staff of the Frycade were forming a line, similar to a squadron of guards in formation to protect royalty. A black limo was parked in the driveway. The employees started chanting "He is here. Hail the Wing King. He is here." The door from the limo swung open, and out stepped the most horrible thing I have ever seen.
A massive blob of chicken flesh, covered in spines, undulated towards the restaurant. A mechanical head and neck poked out from the top of the blob. The monster was armed with various cooking utensils, and was supported by a motorized cart. The abomination began rolling slowly towards me, smoke exuding from its metal beak. I could see that the prhase "Wing King" was spelled out on an apron the abomination was wearing.
The Wing King stopped, extended its head towards me, and spoke in a raspy voice "Do you want some chicken wings?"
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Winnie The Pooh Lost Episode-Winnie's Death

It was a sunny day that day, I'll never forget that. In fact I won't forget most of that day. Let me explain....
"MOM!" I yelled. "What honey?" My mom tried to stay calm of my yelling. "Winnie!" She knew what that mean't, when I wanted to watch Winnie The Pooh I'd yell that. "Ok honey, I'll turn it on." She turned on the TV and switched it to Nick Jr. "Yay!" I remember the TV turning on and the episode beginning, oh god the episode.
I started at the title, it said something like "Making Friends! (the "easy" way). Being only 7 I sat and just waited for the show to start.
It started with Winnie the pooh waking up from his bed, by now I realized it skipped the intro, he looked around and saw the door open. He got up and looked around once more. "Hello?" Winnie said, almost as if crying. "What did I do?!" he yelled. He walked out his door seeing nothing, not even his friends. "Why'd you leave me!" He looked around and fell on his knees.
"I DON'T DESERVE THIS!" He started punching the dirt. He stopped and stared at his bloody hands. I still watched, eyes wide open. "I need friends, that's it-hahaahHAHAHAA-" I kept staring. "Let's go find some FRIENDS!"
He got up and walked, soon he came upon a child, looking much like me. "HI FRIEND!" The child waved hi. Winnie The Pooh took an axe out of nowhere. "FRIENDS FOREVER!" he swung the axe at the kid and dug into his neck. "FRIENDS!" I stood there, staring. "YOU'RE NEXT!" It ended and said FIN and showed the dead child for over 30 mins. Now I'm in my basement...-CLING- What the...! NOOOO "FRIENDSSSSSSSS"
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Im died
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Winston.avi

I loved Bug Salad, ever since I watched it in 2013. One day, I was YouTube searching for the Bug Salad pilot. When I came across a video with the title, "Winston.avi".
"Winston?" I thought as I clicked the video. I hoped it was a new episode or something. Then it showed the same exact title for the original pilot. I was upset. It was probably some troll video, I thought as I was gonna click out, but then when Winston ate the cookie, it got strange. His eyes disappeared and were replaced with black, soulless holes. The grayscale was red, and very bright.
Winston grabbed his worm buddy and gobbled him up. Blood pouring out from his mouth as he munched, chewed, and swallowed him. When he was done, he burped out a wormlike skeleton.
"That was sure delicious" Winston said with a demonic voice.
I was about to puke, until the mailman, Matthew came and instead of giving him the package, he simply stared at Winston with a grotesque expression.
"Hey so, uh, can I have the worm's body leftovers?" he asked Winston.
"Sure buddy, I hated him anyways..." Winston replied as he grabbed the skeleton and gave it to Matthew.
Matthew began to nibble on the meat hanging from the bone, as Winston was slowly pulling a knife from behind. Then, in a split second, Winston chopped off Matthew's head clean. His stump bleeded hyper-realistic blood. Then, Matthew's body fell to the floor with a loud thud, and Winston grabbed it and began to drag it into his house, as the video faded to black.
Ever since I watched that video, Winston has been following me everywhere I go. I see corner-of-the-eye glimpses of him sometimes, and he always has a toothy smile, and I think he wants to murder me.
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Shortpasta
Winter Sleepover

Fellas, is it gay that during a winter sleep over, I had to warm up my ass using my friend's penis? He said the friction would warm up the anal walls, and the semen would warm up the part his penis can't reach. I also had to warm up his penis using the walls of my mouth.
Also now, he's been sending me penis picks with hearts saying that his penis needs my warmth. I'm hella concerned now guys, as I have seen some vids online that indicate that this might be gay but I'm not sure. Please help. Also I kinda need the homies' input to lean towards this being straight rather than gay, to ease things on my soul. Much appreciated.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
Winx Club Lost Episode: Darcy's Revenge

Hey have you heard of the Italian Animated Series Winx Club it premiered on May 22, 2004 on Fox then it came to The CW4Kids on July 18, 2009 and ended on July 17, 2010 before Toonzai launched. It was Tuesday Afternoon a promo aired during the split screen credits of Ben 10 during Miguzi saying "An Brand new episode of Winx Club is coming up next after the break part of Miguzi Right here on Cartoon Network" then after the split screen credits ended it went to a black screen for 3 minutes then an City era Bumper played before the show started. The opening played normally but the background was bloody red until the opening ended. The episode started at the cloudtower with Darcy looking at Icy saying "I have a special plan to get rid of the winx" Darcy smirked with an evil grin on her face. Stormy walked in the room carrying kiko's dead body Stormy had blood all over her face she was holding an knife in her hand while holding kiko's body saying "I killed Bloom's pet Kiko she will never know about it" The trix laughs they start heading to Alfea to hunt for the winx. Darcy sneaks into Bloom's room with an knife then she stabs Bloom in her chest 20 times saying "Goodbye stupid fairy" Icy sneaks into Stella's room hiding behind the shower curtain Stella walks into the bathroom getting her hairbrush then Icy opens the shower curtain and freezes her to death. Tecna walked in the room to get something she opens bloom's door and she sees Bloom and Stella's dead body laying in the bathtub. Tecna screams then Flora and Musa runs into Bloom's bathroom to see Stella and Bloom dead in the bathtub. The next day an funeral was held for Stella and Bloom Musa cried and hugging the casket saying "Why did you have to die you were too sweet who would do this to you" Tecna pats Musa's back calming her down saying "She's in a good place with bloom" The episode ended. The credits were showed in a bloody background for 30 minutes then it went to commercial break.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Wiping one's butt is ecological suicide

Every time we use another square of toilet paper, a square mile of rain forest is mowed down with the people still inside. But you just unroll and unroll using up to 5 layers of paper to try and protect your special hand from your own soil? Who died and made you King Tut? Moses? Listen up diamond cheeks, its OK to get a little of what you made on your hand, it won't kill you to hold a smear of your own warm excrement until you clean yourself. Then you can go to the sink and wash it off, Prince Charles the First. "Oh he is crying Cassandra's Box" you might say, but think about it; without the Rain Forests to help convert CO2 to O2 we will end up breathing in our own farts just like the dinosaurs and Jesus did. You want to end up on a fuckin' cross? I didn't think so. Hurricanes, tornadoes, genocide, country music and more are going to keep getting worse and worse and you won't stop throwing layers upon layers of sumptuous perfumed TP into the sewer systems will you? Remember these words when you are floating on a toilet seat in the desert while Kenny Chesney sings about white sand beaches and beer in a Hellscape. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
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With or without the Girl

This is a story for my friend. This wouldn't be considered 'creepy' or 'scary', it would rather be considered 'sorrowful' and 'sad'. I am in a critical sulk for him.
My friend would be considered 'emo' by the internet community; as in, he had black banged hair, put on makeup, and had blade cuts on his arm saying words like, "I HATE LYFE". He was my friend, so I was made fun of at times for being friends with him. Although I was one of the most popular kids in the entire school, so they couldn't ban me from their friend list. He had his first girlfriend he thought he loved a few weeks ago.
He was desperate for her and absolutely obsessed. They would always be texting, and they would enjoy talking to each other. When they spoke, it was like they were in an entirely different world. They ignored everyone else but themselves, and the only way you could get his attention was by tackling him or letting him finish talking.
But it all changed this Friday afternoon.
It was around 4:00 PM, and my friend decided to take her out on their first date. They asked their parent's permission, and each said yes. However, he couldn't drive because his mother took the car. So his girlfriend had to drive. The girl called and said she was on her way.
Between this time she was coming, my friend's mom walked inside the house. He decided that he might as well go outside to wait for her. His mother asked where he was going, and he responded properly, as he was an honest child. We have found a tape recording, from the "XFinity Home Protection System", and it said the following;
The low, deep words were all that were recoverable from professional voice editors. It said the following:
The police found his body a few days ago inside the house, along with his mom.
I was also informed that the girl had died from crashing into a tree, causing a major cut on her chest, causing constant gashes of blood on her window. The body was found with her legs over her neck, crushed with glass all inside of her legs.
So I guess that he couldn't make it, with or without the girl.
Last night, I was unfollowing both of their blogs, when I realized the girl had just made a post. It said the following:
"I'm sorry I never said goodbye."
I'll always remember what he kept saying to the girl:
"I'll be with you forever, even when you die."
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit