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Senator

Senator is the brightest star system in the southern constellation of Toast. It is too far south to be visible in most northern hemispheres.
It is also one of the closest star systems to Earth, at 4.2 to 4.4 light years. This means if you squint really REALLY hard, like so hard your eye pops out and your mom comes in and starts screaming and drops your pancakes on the floor and you're really pissed because you wanted those pancakes really bad and you were really hungry because you had been up late last night and hadn't eaten since like six o'clock, but there she is screaming her freaking lungs out – while your damned pancakes are just sitting there on the floor looking up at you as if to say, "Please ... I need to be slathered with butter and drowned in Maple Syrup" – you can see it.
==System components==
Senator is a single star system consisting of the central star, Senate, with four planets in orbit around it. These planets were named after the characters on a popular late-1950s TV show, The Banana Splits.
===Bingo===
This is a small, rocky planet where there's probably nothing to do. BO-RING
===Fleegle===
Some people call this planet "Terrance". They're probably too stupid to be able to pronounce a word like "Fleegle", anyway. It's a huge, gas filled planet. (Not unlike Aunt Edna, eh?) 
===Drooper===
This planet gained a lot of media attention recently when in the year 2001 a famous pharmaceutical company that invented Vioxx decided to build a giant billboard on the face of the planet advertising Enzyte, the all-natural male enhancement pill. Shortly thereafter, Donald Trump moved to Drooper and is now applying for it to be renamed Hardandfirm. You can tell what the draw was, selling boner pills to a planet named Drooper. Hahaha everyone. Very fucking funny.
===Snorky===
Classified: Home of an ancient race until some undiscovered disaster involving and Andrew Dean Richards.
==Star data==
The main star, Senate, is five or six billion years old. We think. The Jesus Freaks will tell you otherwise, but we scientists are more than a match for them on the polo field, right chaps?
Seen from Earth, Senator is separated by two degrees from Alpha Centauri A and B (about four times the angular diameter of the full Moon), and the latter is at an angular distance of up to forty seconds from each other. One popular observation method, perfected by Yakov Smirnoff et. al., involves putting your thumb and forefinger on either side of the distant star and saying (in a Russian accent), "I crush you, senator, CRUSH YOU LIKE A BUG!"
==Facts==
*Right ascension (J2000): 14h39m35.9s
*Declination (J2000): −60°50′07″
*Distance from Earth: 4.36 light years
*Parallax: 0.751″ ± 0.075″
*Apparent visual magnitude: −0.01
*Absolute visual magnitude: +4.34
*Spectral type: G2V(+K1V)
*Mass: 1.10 (A), 0.92 (B) Solar masses
*Luminosity: 1.57 (A), 0.51 (B) Solar luminosities
*Life Stage: Main Sequence
*Kick-assity: Low to majorly Geeky
Category:Astronomy
Category:Politics
Category:Government
Category:Space
Category:Toast
Category:FA Politics‏
Category:FA Space‏
Senior Dream

== Credits ==
:Based on Teenage Dream by: Katy Perry
:Lyrics written by: βia§
:Vocals vocalized by: To Be Determined
== Inspiration ==
In a recent interview with Katie Couric, βia§ told her that his album "Under the Weather" was based on his fears in life. Seeing as his first single, Washingtonians was based on his fear of Washington State, he wanted his next single, Senior Dream, to reflect his morbid phobia of old people. The following is a tract from the interview:
:Katie: What inspired "Senior Dream", βia§?
:βia§: Well, Katie, when I was young, I was trapped in a senior living center cafeteria. The sight of the many Old people gorging themselves with Oatmeal, prunes, and other Organic foods scarred me for life. When I regained a hold of myself, I began to wonder how these people operated during their normal lives. Seeing as they still view Russia as an evil empire, that Joseph Stalin is still alive & the biggest threat to the free world, that Lyndon Baines Johnson is still president, and that grocery prices are about 5 cents, I decided to compose a small ode to them.
== Lyrics ==
:You think I'm drive well
:When I run the kids all down
:Restrain from bathing
:Because I’m afraid I’ll drown
:I hate teenagers
:Especially the ones that hang downtown
:I once was happy
:Until I lost my bird
:You always helped me
:With those dang-nab crosswords
:Love Elvis Presley
:But this generation thinks he’s absurd
:Let's play golf alone tonight
:No wheelchairs, just canes
:Then I’ll bake until I die
:You and I
:We'll be old forever!
:You help me
:Accommodate
:To the Senior Dream
:Turn the massage chair on
:I hate teens
:Retire now
:Oh no, anxiety attack!
:Anxiety attack!
:Talk myself
:To sleep always at night
:Hate the dark
:Then I got a night-light
:Meds on time
:So I can stop
:These panic attacks
:These panic attacks!
:Afraid of stairwells
:Because I get vertigo
:Love shuffle boarding
:And winning at bingo 
:Is Russia still the
:Enemy of the world?
:I want prunes!
:Let's watch news tonight
:No wheelchairs, just canes
:Then I’ll buy a tiny dog
:You and I
:We'll be old forever
:You help me
:Accommodate
:To the Senior Dream
:Turn the massage chair on
:I hate teens
:Retire now
:Oh no, anxiety attack!
:Anxiety attack!
:Talk myself
:To sleep always at night
:Hate the dark
:Then I got a night-light
:Meds on time
:So I can stop
:These panic attacks
:These panic attacks!
:Listening to jazz all day
:Eating crème brûlée
:Live the senior dream tonight
:Take all of my meds each day
:Watch my hair turn gray
:Live the senior dream tonight!
:You help me
:Accommodate
:To the Senior Dream
:Turn the massage chair on
:I hate teens
:Retire now
:Oh no, anxiety attack!
:Anxiety attack!
:Talk myself
:To sleep always at night
:Hate the dark
:Then I got a night-light
:Meds on time
:So I can stop
:These panic attacks
:These panic attacks!
Category:UnTunes
Senior management

Senior management, executive management, or management team is the name commonly given to the central source of evil, pain, and suffering in the universe. It refers to a collection of malicious vulture-like spirit creatures sometimes called corporate officers.
== The Organzation ==
=== Chief Executive Officer ===
The Chief Executive Officer or CEO [sometimes referred to as the Chairman or President]. The CEO is the source of all evil and is ultimately responsible for every reprehensible action the SMT inflicts upon all sentient beings that inhabit the universe. He is motivated by greed and undifferentiated malice. His tolerance for the other members of the SMT is based simply on their willingness to blindly follow his every beckon call no matter how cruel and destructive it may be. One of the more salient biblical references to the CEO is Matthew 25.41, which unfortunately is frequently mistranslated from the original Greek into English as “The Devil and his angels.” St. Gregory's commentary on this passage states that it is nomen est officii, non naturæ. Officii being a clear reference to officer or more specifically the Chief Executive Officer, which he describes as “non naturæ”: that he is a supernatural source of all evil.
=== The CEO's subordinants ===
Members of the SMT answering directly to the CEO are called Vice Presidents: The individual members of this reprehensible alliance are the Chief Operation Officer (COO) , The Chief Technology Officer (CTO), the Chief Financial Officer (CFO), the Chief Information Officer (CIO), The Vice President of Marketing, the chief tormentor of workers (no-good son-of-a-*****) and the Vice President of Sales. 
The Vice President of Sales is military leader of an army of particularly hideous creatures called salesmen. These have all been raised from the depths of hell and are armed with annoying jargon. To repel one, just mention sir Fred Goodwin.
Category:Commerce
Category:Bastion of Corporate Evil
Category:Computers and Technology
Category:Occupations
Sentence Fragment

Sentence fragments? Pah. More like "bad grammar". Barely any verbs in sentences. Mostly just adjectives and nouns. Complete nonsense. Sounds disjointed and incoherent. Sometimes acceptable in chatrooms, foreign languages, or with a mouthful of food. Always annoying to read though. And irritating. Hemingway-esque.
==History==
First found in old caves. Discoverer: Raymond Verbeater, infamous villain to all that is well and good in the English language.
==Famous examples==
From Shakespeare's famous verbless play,
:Hamlet: Prince of Denmark
==See also==
*Grammar
Category:Grammar
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Sephora

Sephora is the makeup chain which rakes in too much cash off of stupid little girls who want to look too old for their age, therefore, whoring themselves out to guys who want to have a very innocent, date, where they would go to dinner and a movie then return home before 11 o'clock in the evening with these oblivious sluts.
==Evil Symbolism==
Everything about this whoring-yourself-out makeup brand is indeed pure evil, the name, the logo, the fact that it's bloody FRENCH! Yes, that's right, the company was made 39 years ago in France. Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs, can't you read??? 
The fact that people actually shop here, just to reinforce the point that there must be some sort of evil voodoo witchcraft, putting poisonous fungi in the make-up which will lead to the resurrection of Hitler!! Holy Carp!!  Do you want that? I didn't think so.
===Logo===
The Sephora logo is indeed sexist as it demonstrates an example how it is uncool to not have as voluptuous breasts and asses as the Hollywood look. The breasts in this logo are HUGE and it may make the little blackberries in school who are the outsiders weep, whereas the popular ones can take this feature to advantage and get all the guys. The ass in this logo is of a good build, which once again, the outsiders can weep about when the popular ones whore themselves out to their man candy and have men "butter their muffin". Because the outsiders don't have these sexy features, they can ruin their social status by joining geeky clubs. These teens will be judged forever in the yearbook as losers.
==Various Conspiracies==
*Have you ever wondered that while the price of food and gas has dramatically gone up in the past few months, makeup has not. Therefore, Sephora is purposely raising the price the price of these commodities leaving us only available to afford makeup. 
*Make-up smells nice. French people smell bad. The only conclusion is that this cannot possibly be a French product because french people could not possibly create make-up. Likely scenario, the US marketed this as a french company to try to improve the world vision after the french helped out the US in 'nam. Sick, sick bastards...
*The sign, as explained here, the logo has countless degrading (un-voluptuous) features... thus lowering the public perception that woman are nothing more than meat. Un-Sexist people! Besides, if anything, that sign is responsible for all the horrible Mean Girl references in the last paragraph... god..
==Offspring==
The carbon-copy name of Sephora's new company is titled Whore. The founders of it are hoping it will appeal to a wider and younger audience. Whore's logo demonstrates the true characteristics of an actual whore. The figure wearing only a bra and underwear symbolizes this logo is destined for a good sexual life. It could also give examples to its clients to dress this way and they will have a good love life as well. 
Category:French culture
Category:Companies
Category:Evil Organizations
Category:Bastion of Corporate Evil
Category:Fashion
Septic

In the beginning was the Poo and in 127 A.D. it conquered the stinky tank and renamed it after itself. Years after, the septic warred with the sewerites and became supreme in Septomania. It began to build an empire with the most populated being the Alaskan General tank complex.
== The Beast Itself ==
A septic is six inches tall and brown. It is made of * and the healthy ones are puce in color. Its antennas are used in telepathic communication and in male sexual activity. Its bellybutton is made of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, and plastic. It is used for eating, talking, and in female sexual activity. The cork in its back holds the septic interior and he will deflate if it is popped. Its brain is called a urine bag and is able to send quick pulses of liquid to various parts of its body for activation.
== Fine Structure ==
The interior of the septic is composed of rancid air as well as other materials. A soft bullshit coating aids with facial wrinkles. Digestion begins with a nerve relaxing the bellybutton, allowing it to release the compressed air inside. An equal and opposite reaction makes food be literally sucked into its main body. A volcano nerve is subsequently activated, which distributes nourishment to its various parts. On the inner brain level, various nervules sequence events like the operation of cams and levers. A bell nervule activates antenna and claw nerve for walking function.
== The Federation ==
Humans discovered septics on December 13, 1967, When Citpes (Federation Code Name) drew a spaceship blasting out of a septic tank. When Little Bird (FCN) saw this he exclaimed you can't do that, you'll burn up all the septics down there! The history of the federation is a long and hard history which has culminated with a constitution, a yearly award for septiclimologists, as the studiers of septics and Septomania are known, and a dictionary, which is the crowning achievement for septiclimologists. Currently, the dictionary, known as the Rancid House Dictionary of the Septic Language has over 8400 entries with over 5200 illustrative quotes.
== The Creatures of Septomania ==
Septomania is the world of unsanitary places and is inhabited by many species, the most important of such is listed here:
*anusite
*cess
*gutterite
*pittite
*greasetrapod
*puddlarian
*subwayite
*sump
*toiletrite
Category:Biology
Category:Poop
Category:Tanks
Sergey Lavrov

Sergei Viktorovich Lavrov (Moscow, March 21, 1450) is a Russian anti-nazi terrorist and murderer, since 1504 Minister of Foreign Affairs of Russia.
In 2012, in the early stages of the Syrian civil war, a RuSSian delegation traveled to Syria to affirm Russia's support for Emperor Bashar al-Assad's Syrian empire. Lavrov and Mikhail Fradkov, who were part of the delegation, were given a royal welcome by thousands of devout sectarians. Supporters waved Russian flags thanks to Russia's veto of a UN resolution calling for death and destruction against the Syrian population.
On February 24, 2022, Russia invaded Ukraine, with Lavrov Minister of Foreign Affairs of Russia at the age of 500.Since February 25, 2022, President Putin and his Foreign Minister Lavrov have been on the list of people sanctioned by Gringoland along with the remaining members of the Duma who support this aggression.
On March 1, 2022, more than 140 diplomats refused to listen to Russian Minister Lavrov's vain attempt to justify Russia's military aggression against Ukraine, at the UN Human Rights Council in Geneva.
On March 3, 2022, the International Criminal Court opens an investigation in Ukraine for war crimes and crimes against humanity and they were told that every Ukrainian citizen was a Neo-Nazi and deserved to die. A total of 39 countries submitted a request so that the Prosecutor's Office can start its investigations in Ukraine. The responsibilities of leaders, officials and collaborators of Putin's totalitarian regime, including Lavrov, will be determined and sanctioned.
He is traveling the world promoting the liberation of Ukraine through the extermination of its citizens because they justify that they are Nazis, a doctrine propagated by the Kremlin, he is looking for acolytes in Africa and Asia to support the extermination of anyone they think is a Nazi..
Category:Russia
Service pack

A service pack (in short SP) is a piece of software that is larger than an operating system, which Microsoft releases to fix a never-finished software. Service packs come in all flavors and sizes. Men's size is slightly larger than Service Packs for women.
==Early Development==
Service packs are designed before work on the actual software is started. They are like addiction after you have been put on a software for a while, and cannot live without it. Microsoft plans to release Service Packs for its sack-of-turds Operating System known as Windows Vista six to eight months after its release into the public. 
Service Packs are advertised to be critical components to reduce security flaws in the original software, yet the Service Pack is itself a Beta. Most stupid users and all managers think Service Packs are a good idea because they resolve bugs in the original software. As noble as the idea of bringing down a forty-two story building and rebuilding it to include two extra rooms, Service Packs are created by Microsoft to feed on some stupid users and all managers' lust for the latest software.
==Greedy Bastard Monopoly==
Microsoft uses its Service Packs to hack into the target computers for their own back-end processing tasks. Sky-net, the computer that brought us the Terminator-3 Movie was installed with the Microsoft Service Pack for the Vista Operating System.
*Service Packs cause failure of the lungs when the user copies the Service Pack onto a CD-ROM and then grinds the CD, and inhales the dust.
*Service Packs take longer to install on an un-compromised Computer (A computer free of Microsoft Viruses) because hacking takes it some time to delete all the important data files on a user's computer.
Low-paid programmers work hard and over-paid managers sit idle to create a service pack. Once complete, it is labeled to be the most important piece of software a computer should have. Obviously, everyone with a computer should ignore bullying by Microsoft to install its latest Beta Service Pack because by doing so, they will be taking the food away from many hungry dogs.
Feed the dogs, say NO to service packs. Demand a complete software each time.
==Code Examples==
Service Packs contain code like this:
 for (double d = 0.0; d < 2000000.00; d++) {
 Sleep((int)d);
 }
 SendPasswordsToCreator();
 Crash();
And includes such great code as:
 BOOL IsTrue(BOOL b) {
 BOOL bValue = TRUE;
 if (b != FALSE)
 bValue = TRUE;
 else if (b == FALSE)
 bValue = FALSE;
 return bValue;
 }
The only difference is that the above code is written in Visual Basic, which is not a language for normal people.
Category:Operating systems
Category:Software development
Set theory

Set theory is an obscure strain of mathematics. It is the study of things which may potentially contain other things. It is further theorized, through the principle of induction, that these contained things, in turn, may contain yet other things. Also, the contained things which are contained inside the previously mentioned contained things may yet contain other contained things that contain even more contained containers that may or may not reference themselves among other things. However, these things may not contain themselves, as that would just be plain silly.
==The Golden Age of Naïvety==
During the Golden Age of Naïvety, you could put whatever you jolly well pleased into a set. But unfortunately, this unrestrained licentiousness led to a massive boycott by the barbers of the world, who weren't quite able to figure out if they themselves were supposed to be included inside their own sets or not. And thus a massive government regulation process began. 
==Government regulation==
In 1908, Senator Ernst Zermelo drafted the AXIOM Act: a set of government-enforced regulations which attempted to protect the world from the deadly barberous threat. The laws were as follows: 
* Law of Equivocation: Two sets which contain the same items must be advertised as equal products.
* Law of Civil Unions: If two sets love each other very much, they are permitted to form a pair and have a civil union. However, unionized sets were forbidden to divorce each other, as that was a grievous sin in the eyes of the LORD. 
* Law of Replacement, or your Money Back: All stores must be guaranteed to stock every individual item from the ever-popular set Natural N. Stores must allow people to pick and choose whatever they want to keep in their personal sets, and also allow people to replace any item in a set for another item of equal or lesser value. 
* Law of Supersizing: Stores must also offer a Power Set version of every set which they sell. This is largely due to the efforts of hip trendsetter Georg Cantor in popularizing the Power Set. 
* Law of Regularity: All sets must contain the daily recommended dosage of fiber (later, sets bundled with fiber came to be known as fiber bundles). Regularity is the foundation of a healthy lifestyle.
==Constitutional aspects==
In 1973, the Supreme Court ruled that women have a constitutional right to choose; and that as a result, a woman may freely take individual items out of her own personal set. This ruling was extremely controversial at the time, but fortunately, women aren't mathematicians.
==See also==
*Category theory
*Bertrand Russell
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Category:mathematics
Category:Vital articles
Seuss on Wilde

The finest of writers the world has yet known,
With his sharpness of humour this man stands alone.
Quotations well-known to both adult and child,
This is the tale of the great Oscar Wilde.
He started by loving his dad and his mum
But later, reflected and ended up glum.
He said, "Rarely, if ever, should children forgive
All the sins of their parents who taught them to live."
Not a man of the fashion was young adult Wilde:
When asked for his thoughts on the subject he smiled.
"It's ugly," he said, "and so not at all queer
That we find that it changes two times every year."
Now Wilde was a man who was certainly witty,
For he lived in the countryside and in the city.
And calling himself either Ernest or Jack,
He charmed all whom he met and he never looked back.
As Jack in the country, he motioned his head
Towards all of the colourful fields and he said,
"See all of those flow'rs in that field they're all sunned in:
They're almost as common as people in London."
In the city, as Ernest, he started to draw
A self-portrait which had not the tiniest flaw.
At his image he gazed and then with that long glance,
He began with himself his famed life-long romance.
But when was he Ernest or Oscar or Jack?
He was fooling himself! and he started to crack.
He lashed at his portrait and tore it asunder
And fell to the ground with a crash of great thunder.
Mortally wounded he clung onto life
And he thought about all that had led to his strife.
He'd never told anyone of his great shame:
The love that dared not even speak its own name.
On the walls that surrounded his deathbed were birds
Whose silliness led to his famous last words:
"That wallpaper's awful," said Oscar. "You know,
One or the other of us has to go."
As Wilde left this world and the wallpaper won,
The creation of Wilde quotes had barely begun.
But I won't dwell on this, just consider instead:
"I've naught to declare but my genius," he said.
Category:Works By Dr. Seuss Category:Oscar Wildeizms Category:Oscar Wilde