Spy Account Legend

Today was the first day on the job for Mr. Blue Spy, as he called himself. After passing the training test, and beating the Heavy at poker, (not to mention avoiding being shot by the Heavy's minigun.) he finally got his first assignment.
Though in his past time, he enjoyed going onto random wikis, and his biggest favorite was one called:
"Creepypasta Wiki".
He decided to get a decent username (Ryucloudfighter78), and began writing his own logs of his adventures as a spy. Oh, his actual assignment? Right, back to that. You see, his boss (Creatorofwikia) sent him to find a certain individual by the name of "The Shadow Man". Or just SM, as the convict prefers. Blue suited up, and with a few clicks of his revolver, was set, and ready to go.
It didn't take long on getting to NYC (New-York City) for Blue to find a suspicious stranger standing outside a KFC, occasionally checking his I-Phone 5 for any updates from anybody. Blue knew this would be a piece of cake. However, suddenly, the man pulled out dual-pistols, and began firing upon children/teens of all places at the KFC.
"Good god." Gawked Blue.
Never before had he seen someone do THAT with so little remorse... Or even have the balls to shoot little children.
"I will NOT let him get away with this!" Proclaimed Blue, as he sprang into action; making his way silently to SM, not knowing what he was up against.
Before he even had a chance to pull out his shiny revolver, SM tackled him from behind, knowing he was superior to the rookie spy.
"Give it up Blue, not even you boss (Creatorofwikia) could stop me!" He glared at him, with rising malice.
However, Blue was ready, and gave a swift kick in the ballsack to SM, forcing him to let go, and with a short chuckle, gave Blue a chance to escape.
Blue dove for his revolver, and aimed it at SM's head.
"Any last words, scum-bag?" Snived Blue.
"Yeah, eat my ass." Responded SM.
BANG BANG BANG-
Blue had to literally stop himself from shooting-up the now un-recognizable corpse of what used to be Shadow Man. He knew he had a little explaining to do with the death of the wanted convict. However, for the moment, he had to figure out a way from getting caught by the police.
"Well Mr. Blue, you did you job, but at a great cost." Grimed creator, as he flopped down a newspaper onto Blue's lap.
It read as follows:
"THIRTY CHILDREN, SLAUGHTERED BY THE SHADOW MAN."
Blue didn't have the heart to read past the header. He got up silently (with a nod from his boss.), and went home for the night.
"Ughh.., why did I ever sign up for this?" said the glum figure of Blue Spy.
Today's first job was tough. Already he had seen before his very eyes a massacre of LITTLE KIDS!
"I've got to share my story.." he started. But, he then suddenly remembered.
"Wikia!" He could go onto Creepypasta wiki, and write down his story from there!
The next day was a little too short for Blue, as he'd been getting weird comments on his talk page from a user named: "creatorofwikia". The guy was easy to ignore, but he just kept sending....
Finally, Blue had enough of this, he finished writing his story: "Spy Account Legend", and waited for the results...
The very first thing that came onto his story's talk page was this message:
"I'll be waiting in chat..."
Weird, usually users didn't need to use quotations in their comments unless they were quoting something from the internet. However, Blue wasn't going to let that get in his way.
He connected to chat, and got a massive shocker. There he was, creatorofwikia himself in the chat, and those agonizing words:
"I've Been Waiting For You..." 
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