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Cheesy.jpg

Once- once i- onc- once- once I was watching SpongeBob episodes, because I loved SpongeBob very much. I was watching the episode "Hooky". Anyone remember that? It was about SpongeBob finding a spread of hooks. There was this part where Patrick took the cheese off of one of them and stated "Cheesy!". When I got to that part, it freezed at this exact moment, and pulled up an error message.
This error message had the title of "Does this look dangerous?". It didn't, but it certainly was dangerous. The message said "Cheesy.jpg was successfully saved". There were two greyed out options, and one that said "OK".
I clicked on "OK" and realized it closed off my window! I was watching something! I checked the image to find that exact moment it froze up. I closed it to find something horrifying: It was set as my background.
There was surely something wrong. I opened up Chrome again and searched "Cheesy.jpg". Nothing. I decided to ignore it. I thought it was some prank virus that does nothing truly harmful.
I minimized the Chrome and found out the background was TILED. There were MULTIPLE of that image on my screen! I was now worried. I turned off my computer and decided to grab a snack. I realized all the food was CHEESE. I ran back to my room and found out my poster was THAT IMAGE! I ran outside and all the signs were THAT ONE IMAGE! Everyone was holding something and making THAT EXACT FACE! The ground I was standing on was that image! I got ran over by a car that looked like that image! As everything around me faded as I closed my eyes, the only thing I could see... was Cheesy.jpg...
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:SpongeBob
Category:File Extensions
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Chef Luigi Lost Pilot Episode

I bet nobody has ever heard of this. Ever. It took me about 2 years to track this episode down. There was once this show on Nick Jr called Chef Luigi. The show chronicled the story of our hero Chef Luigi, the main joke was that nobody ever knew what the Chef’s first name was, even the Chef! It was morbidly hilarious and reminiscent of Doctor Who. Chef Luigi looked like that chef from Disney’s The Little Mermaid except friendlier. I had recently heard about it when I went on this website about downloading free Nick Jr shows when I came across Chef Luigi. It only had one episode, the pilot never aired to television again. I watched it when it first came out in 1999 and loved it but I forgot everything about it.
I downloaded the video file and my computer went haywire, so I restarted my computer and opened up the video file. Up came the pilot for Chef Luigi, the episode started in a French restraunt where a stereotypical French chef was bossing everyone around, especially Luigi. Luigi was acting real depressed like nobody liked him, which was true, every other chef in that restraunt was acting like ass-holes! I didn’t understand, Luigi seemed like such a nice person, yet every time he was on screen, It looked as though he was bottling his feeling. Luigi was delivering the food to people because the waiters and waitresses were all out sick. He was running around the restraunt stressed out of his mind due to customers and co-workers treating him like shit. All this went on for about 2 minutes until what looked like the head boss of the restraunt interrupted Luigi and told him to come into his office, whilst having a very grim look on his face. The boss said:
“I’m sorry Luigi, you’ve been a valued member of our restraunt for quite some time now and I think now is the time to let you go.”
Just then you could see something crack in Luigi.
“Yes sir…” said Luigi, “I understand, I’m sorry.” Luigi then started crying then left the room, ran out of the restraunt and into an alleyway. For about 5 minutes the audio was silent and showed nothing but Luigi crying blood.
A title card came up saying 4 hours, and then showed the boss closing up but suddenly he was kidnapped. It then showed the boss in the kitchen strapped to a table with Luigi emerging from the shadows with a butcher knife. Luigi then cut off all of the bosses limbs and licked off the blood on the knife and stared at the screen with a horrible death stare. I returned to the website to find out how the hell this could be on Nick Jr but the website had been taken down due to copyright claims.
I’ve been getting nightmares ever since I viewed that video and I can’t get that image out of my head. That image of Luigi, with the knife, trying to find me.
HELP…PLEASE HELP!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Lost Episodes
Chef da Killer

There is a chef.
This chef goes by the name of Dietrich Kochkopf.
That's what is known about him.
But what you don't know is... Dietrich is a murderer.
How it all began...
It was a perfectly normal morning. Dietrich Kochkopf worked in a restaurant, doing, well, shall we say, cook-type things.
[4 hours later]
Dietrich was on his way home when he noticed a person on the roof of a house.
It was the one and only Jeff the Killer.
He jumped off the building and yelled "GO TO SLEEP!!", who would have thought it!
But instead of screaming out loud, Dietrich just said: "Jeff! I'm your biggest fan!!!!!" Jeff ran away, but Dietrich pursued him.
Eventually they came to a dead end, which Jeff didn't notice, and he banged his ugly ass face in the middle of the wall. Then he said to Dietrich: "You have potential. From now on you'll become a murderer at night and kill people. Typical killer stuff. Before you kill them, you scream "EAT THAT!!" as loud as you can. If you don't do that, I'll kill you."
Dietrich accepted.
That's how Chef da Killer was born.
==Original German Version==
Es gibt einen Koch.
Dieser Koch trägt den Namen Dietrich Kochkopf.
Das ist , was man über ihn weiß.
Was man aber nicht weiß:
Dietrich ist ein Mörder.
Wie alles begann:
Es war ein ganz normaler Vormittag. Dietrich Kochkopf arbeitete in einem Restaurant, und machte gerade, nun ja, sagen wir, Koch-artige Dinge.
[4 Stunden später]
Dietrich machte sich auf den Weg nach Hause, da fiel ihm eine Person auf dem Dach eines Hauses auf.
Es war der einzig wahre Jeff the Killer.
Dieser sprang vom Gebäude und schrie "GEH SCHLAFEN!!", wer hätte das gedacht.
Doch anstatt laut aufzuschreien, sagte Dietrich nur: "Jeff! Ich bin dein größter Fan!!!!!" Jeff rannte davon, doch Dietrich verfolgte ihn.
Schließlich kamen sie zu einer Sackgasse, was Jeff nicht bemerkte, und mit seiner Hackfresse mitten gegen die Mauer donnerte. Da sagte er zu Dietrich: "Du hast Potential. Du wirst ab sofort in der Nacht zum Mörder, und tötest Leute. Typisches Killer-Kram eben. Bevor du sie tötest, schreist du so laut du kannst: FRISS DAS!! Wenn du das nicht tust, werde ich dich töten."
Dietrich nahm an.
So wurde Chef da Killer geboren.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Category:Deutsches Trollpasta Wiki
Chess Is Dead

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.
I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.
Don't support this awful behavior and boycott this company.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Chess Is a Crappy Tactical Turn Based RPG

Chess is a crappy tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of monkeys.
Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map.
As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves on it's space and "captures" it, and the piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects.
Yawn.
Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns. can't do shit. I think the developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now there's no point in using any other unit.
The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Also, what's up with the Knight? It has the most bizarre combat abilities of all the units. They're stupidly hard to use cause they jump around like dipshits to move and attack. The devs should have named this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life.
Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. W-T-F? This wouldn't be a problem, except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while every other unit in the game dances around him.
Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money. Buy Final Fantasy Tactics or Disgaea instead.
3 out of 10.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
Category:Shortpasta
Chibi Ben and Chibi Benette

So I read Jadusable's BEN Creepypasta and thought it might be funny If I bought a N64 and Majora's Mask... I was wrong... I bought them from the same guy Jadusable talked about... I only knew it was him after IT happened...
I was just starting to play when suddenly... Two strange sprites never used in any game appeared... They looked like maybe a grey skinned small Dark Link without eyes... One was a girl and the other was a boy... Just after that, the Happy Mask Salesman appeared and spoke "You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?"... Personly, I'm a big fan of BEN, so I didn't mind at the time... The two sprites appeared again, they were looking at me... There was no link or deku link in sight, just them... Then the girl spoke... "Hi! I'm Chibi Benette!" I guess Chibi Benette was a cheerfull girl, but then the boy spoke... "...I'm Chibi BEN..." A small smirk came from the boy... He seemed to be a bit suspicious... The Happy Mask Salesman suddenly said "Take care of my friends..."... The Happy Mask Salesman seemed much nicer then Jadusable said... When he was gone, Link appeared out of no where and turned into him... BEN as the statue... By then I knew what was happening... Suddenly I felt a strange power dragging me to my TV, next thing I knew... I was with them... Chibi Benette grabbed me by the arm and took me to... A place... BEN then spoke... He said "I saw a Zora drown here..." Just then Chibi Ben Pushed me into the water... I then drowned. I then woke up the next day in my room, i was wet...Then Chibi Benette knocked on my TV and I ignored her... She wasn't pleased... She got the Happy Mask Salesman took what I think Posses me... I can't remember what happened, but I was red... With blood. I locked myself in my room for 10 days untill it was gone... The game and N64 was gone, I guess BEN didn't think I was fun enough... I was lucky... So remember... Buy games from a store... Not a passerby...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Chicken Man vs. Taco Man

Gustavo Fring and Lalo Salamanca stood facing each other, their eyes locked in a fierce stare-down. The two men were known for their cunning and ruthless tactics, but now they were going to settle their differences in a different way - through a dance battle.
Gus started off with a smooth and suave salsa, his hips moving in time with the music. Lalo countered with a flashy breakdance routine, his body spinning and flipping in mid-air.
The two men continued to dance, each one trying to outdo the other with their impressive moves and flashy footwork. Gus showed off his ballroom dancing skills, while Lalo pulled out all the stops with his funky hip-hop moves.
The crowd cheered and clapped as the dance battle raged on, the energy in the room reaching a fever pitch. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the music came to a stop and the judges declared a winner.
To everyone's surprise, Gus emerged victorious, his smooth and elegant dancing impressing the judges and the audience alike. Lalo grudgingly accepted his defeat, but he knew that he would be back to challenge Gustavo Fring again.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:TELAVISHUN
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Chicken Stuffing

stuffs a chicken into your train ticket terminal*
You don't know the first thing about what I do or don't do on a daily basis to help people. Your assumptions are pathetic, and you couldn't be more wrong. I have no intention of starting a flash mob from my 'horse', and I certainly don't want whoever done this hanged. What I'd like to do is to inspire people to think, and to realize that this isn't very funny. If I can help others to see how disgustingly stupid this is, then maybe they won't start putting chickens in random places in an attempt to be funny, because it just isn't.
I should have known better than to have morals and values on a forum better known for fart jokes. It's funny (in a very unfunny way, so maybe odd) how people on here think that if someone double parks, they should have their car keyed, the tires slashed, and then have their car towed, but when some jackass stuffs a chicken into a terminal meant for scanning your train ticket, disabling everyone from using it, it's perfectly fine and hilarious. You're all but ready to hang someone for parking poorly (which is rude, I get it), but then when someone is not only intentionally wasteful, but also disables a terminal for hundreds of riders, that's somehow 'funny'. Can you not see the hypocrisy in that? Probably not.
What you don't know is that for years I've donated a ton of food (literally well over a ton, I'm not being figurative) that I've personally grown, and a lot of my time to local food pantries, and I've personally started & run food drives for those less fortunate. I'm not a 'white knight', I'm just a person trying to make a difference. I've taken it up with corporations (as you requested), and they've donated to the food drives I've run. But according to you, I'm just 'talking out of my ass', right? According to you, I do nothing to help anyone. Right? Because apparently you're an all knowing, all seeing genius, who feels justified in making assumptions and judging others. Well done. Now grow up yourself.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Chicken Thighs

I work in my local restaurant's customer service department and I live on day to day checks. I have a phobia of salt on pineapples and I can't talk to women who can't speak my language.
One week ago I voted for Woodrow Wilson in the midterms. I had a traumatic past because I saw molten cheese on eggs and now I have hemorrhoids. For that reason, I went to my friend's house. I was scared I would hurt his feelings by saying that I do not like cutting my toe nails (I don't) but I was scared that saying this would cause an earthquake near Chile. But peer-pressure forced me to say it and when I got the news of a riot happening in France I couldn't hold it in and I had to ejaculate somewhere. I saw my friend's chicken thighs that he prepared for dinner and I accidently nutted in them after purposefully putting my penis in it. I felt bad but I had no option. Am I the asshole?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Unfunny
Chief's Demise

It all started on a day at the school, a new student was coming, hooray, a new kid, I won't get bullied anymore, he came up to me and asked me "Do you like halo?" I said yes because I was addicted to halo and finished it 5 - 6 times, he told me he would give me a copy of Halo 1 for the PC, I said yes.
The next day he gave me a blank CD saying "HALO 1" I was excited and sad because it was a PC version and I had the old Xbox Classic, I went home and started playing, it all started in the Pillar of Autumn, there was Captain Keyes and Cortana, talking about Chief, it started same, but Chiefs armour was black, that got my eye, there was no training, it started quickly, the next thing I knew there was no covenant or marines, only Captain Keyes, I talked to him but the weird thing is that he had no eye sockets, or even eyes.
I was frightened, but quickly thought it was hacked, but then was the scary part, cortana was Black and Red, very bright, and talked in a deep voice, I threw away the disc straight away, but the game was still running, I turned off my computer, it was still running, took away the battery too!
The image was stuck on chiefs face, no helmet, no nose, no mouth, the eyes were there, oh the eyes, I cried on the sight of those eyes, then he let out a shriek, I quickly threw the computer on the ground.
It had an option that I could keep playing, I kept playing, the cutscene of the escape pod falling came up, normal this time, with chief in normal gear and all, but then the game got laggy.
Covenant finally came up, but I was glitched in, I saw chief, but I was chief....
"The hell?!"
He ran to me, saying "I have no time, lets do this."
I quickly realized I was a marine, but how?
Again, I thought it was hacked.
I kept fighting, I realized if I get shot once I die and go to another marines body, like a head cam, something like that...
Finally, I was back to chief, I knew that cause this time I had chiefs health and I didn't die in one shot.
The game was normal... until the ending that is.
The game started getting pixelated.. 8-Bit in a way..
I got frightened again..
A battle began, I saw thousands of enemies infront of me, it got me a window saying : "Surrender or Die, Matthew."
Holy shit.
My name is Matthew, even my windows login name is Matthew, so I thought it was taking information.
I felt heavy, and some type on nausea, but kept playing, I found that the game had stopped, even though I didn't close it, I opened it again, it had some text saying : "You have surrendered, you have no use trying again."
The game would not open, since that day I have never touched nor talked about halo or the story.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:TRUE STORY
Chikn Nuggit: BuzzFeed's Dirty Little Secret

You might be familiar with Chikn Nuggit, where it's these adorable animals with names based on fast food who do whatever antics? I've been a big fan of their TikToks since 2020. 
However; I did come across something that will change my view of them forever. I came across a strange site just titled "slushi-tiene-una-polla-jugosa.com". The home page was a black screen with a basic line of text that claimed that the site was the official website of the Chikn Nuggit series. Knowing this was obviously fake, it still piqued my interest. There were 2 links that led to torrent files: Them just being odd characters. I clicked the first link. Oh boy do I regret it. 
It was the one were Fwench Fwy (a wish dragon) teases Iscream (a demonic bunny) by saying that they were gonna do something reeeal baaad. But instead of Fwench Fwy stating that they would never do such a thing, There was were more. Fwench Fwy grabbed Iscream and threw themselves on a bed, They then handed a Iscream a dildo and they began shoving it up their ass. 
I was disgusted. Was what I was seeing real? Fwench Fwy began moaning in such pleasure. I began a stopwatch in my head to see how long this would go on for: Surprisingly, an hour of Iscream pulling a dildo in and out of Fwench Fwy's ass went on. When Iscream stopped: Fwench Fwy then said "It's my time" in a dull voice. They crouched down on the bed and began sucking Iscream's cock. Hyper realistic bunny cum covered the screen; I couldn't help but just puke in front of my computer it was just too much. The video finally ended. 
After seeing Chikn Nuggit porn, I didn't want to click on the second link. But I did for the sake of it. It began with Slushi (a fox) reading a manga of some sort. When two hands with plastic gloves come out of nowhere and grab her by the head. The hands place her on a table and then force her to open her legs. A human penis shoves itself into Slushi, while she began screaming in such terror. The penis cums into her ass while tears began forming in the corner of her eyes. The video then ends. 
What was that? Did Kyra animate this? Is this real? I had so many questions. I managed to get in touch with the lead manager of the animation team at BuzzFeed, but when I asked him about the website, he turned pale as a ghost and promised me to never tell anyone about it. He explained that Kyra was actually a freelance animator and made porno animations of the Chikn Nuggit characters long before pitching it to BuzzFeed. The only reason why he knows this is because she would e-mail them to some of the people on the team; They didn't fire her because she saves them a quick buck or two from making actual content
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Animulz
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!