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Marcell Davis.exe

It was a good day, even thought the sky was red and it rained blood. Like every day, I played video games on my computer. My old games were boring, I had just Sonic.exe, Minecraft.exe and some other games with the .exe file extension.
I tried to start Minecraft, but I accidentally opened Firefox. It had an error page, because it failed to access Google, my start page.
I wondered why my Internet doesn't work, but then I remembered: My router exploded yesterday without reason when I tried to download more games. No router, no WLAN, no Internet.
I tried to close Firefox, but it didn't close when I clicked on the X on the right top corner of the frame. It just opened a web page.
It was just a black screen with a skelleton version of Spongebob. I clicked at it and the page disappeared. It was replaced with the Firefox-Download frame which downloaded a file called "Marcell Davis.exe". As it finished downloading, the curser opened it at his own. My antivirus program popped up a message: "1 virus found and took in quarantine." The cursor closed it, took the file from the quarantine directory to my Desktop and started it again. The screen became black. I tried in fear to click the reset button of my computer. Nothing happened. I tried to run away, but I was glued at my chair. I tried to hit the screen, but it didn't break.
Then, a video started. It was dark, and I saw a creepy man playing computer games. Then he seemed to notice that I was watching him. He suddenly closed his laptop and spoke in a strange screechy voice. I didn't understand him, maybe he was speaking japanese.
He went through a strange dark building, went out and drove to a house while he still spoke strange things. Then, he rang at the house. Someone opened the door.
The screen went black and I heared a loud, creepy scream. It was so loud, every glass in 50 kilometre area broke and the walls of the room cracked. Then my computer exploded.
I glued my computer, the glasses and the walls, then I started my computer. The file was gone. I searched in Google for the file, I just found a Youtube Channel called "1und1".
I watched a video from him, it was the same video from Marcell Davis.exe , just not as dark and creepy as the file.
I turned subtitles on. It said it was german. The text was this:
I was so scared, I hid me in the fridge with my chair, which was still glued on me.
Then the doorbell rang. I didn't want to open the door, but a force from inside forced me. In horror, I opened the door.
And then Marcell Davis popped out and fixed my DSL router.
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Marian Suzan

Her adoptive parents always abused her as a child, because they were secretly scared of her. They always knew something was wrong, even before Marian knew about her dark heritage. Marian knew at a young age to never trust people because they will always hurt you. It also made her a sociopath, because that's how psychology works, if you have mean parents, you turn into a killing machine. That's the facts. She would always draw gore in class until the teacher sent her to a psychiatrist because of it, but the psychiatrist was so scared of her that he just gave her mental drugs and let her go. In the evening, when she was in her room, drawing gore and listening to K-pop, her mother hit her and was abusive. Out of sheer desperation, Marian grabbed the broom in the corner on the room, because I can't think of any other household object turned improvised weapon that isn't already taken, and attacked her mother. Marian didn't really think she would win the fight, so she shouted "LEEEEEROY JENKINS!", and I guess that's her catchphrase now, and it only makes her scarier, because if you get killed by a teenage girl wielding a broom and shouting "Leroy Jenkins", your soul is so ashamed that it lingers around instead of moving on to the afterlife, where the other dead people would make fun of them. Usually she would have lost the fight because her parents didn't give her enough to eat, so she is weak, but is also curvy at the same time, and that makes her even more attractive. So, because the mental drugs unlocked her eldritch powers (because that's what anti-psychotics do and you should all totally take them, even if they don't give you superpowers, they give you a +5 bonus on edginess), she turned her adoptive mother into a ghost slave. Then she realized that she liked killing and killed her dad as well, but she is totally the hero because they were really bad people and deserved it. Then she heard about Jeff the Killer on the news, because I just realized I didn't mention him before and as an author, I'm obligated to do that, and she thought that he might understand her because his story is oddly similar to what just happened to her. Luckily enough, Jeff lived in the exact state and town because of a lucky coincidence. But on the way there, Marian still had to fight against The Rake, Sonic.exe, and SCP-682, but she won against all of them. Then she found Jeff and they went on a happy killing spree together.
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Marie

Recently, my father died. It was on April 27th, 2012. I was woken up by my mother with the news on that Friday that he died in a car crash over night. I was in a daze the rest of the day, not believing my father was gone. I sat outside for a long time while I was trying to understand what happened. I don't remember much after that, except that I had to take a Xanax to be able to sleep peacefully. That night, I had a dream. I was outside my house that I'm currently living in, though I never drempt of my house before this. I met a teenaged, skinny girl in an endless void. I didn't know her name, yet I knew it at the same time. The first word I said to her was "Marie". She was of Asain descent, possibly Vietnamese. She looked about my age, around 15. She had on a long, white, sleeveless dress that reached down to below her knees. She had medium long, black hair with parted bangs. She was also barefoot.
She and I talked for a bit, but I don't remember what we talked about. Suddenly, I was in front of my garage at my house with Marie in the spot where my brother usually parks his car in front of the large, outside fridge. My father suddenly walked out the door that lead to the kitchen. I noticed that he was holding three white duffle bags in one arm and one red duffle bag in the other arm. He was walking towards me slowly.
"Marie! Help me!", I yelled to her, my body trembling in fear.
"I can't,", She said. She paused for a few moments as my father got closer and closer. "You have to help yourself.", She continued.
The dream ended there. Or at least I thought it did.
I was suddenly in my room, as if I woke up for a few seconds. It felt like I was awake, but slightly dizzy. I saw above me what I identified as my father, but it wasn't. "Dad" was standing on my bed by my window. Though it was dark, I could still see "him". He was twitching like... something from a horror movie. He was twitching so fast that I could only see blurs of red, grey, and black. I felt frightened from how fast it was moving. It ended as suddenly as it began. I woke up in a daze, not remembering at first what happened. I still remember what happened vividly.
I told my mother about my dream and we thought nothing of it until the next day at the Rosary. She told me that the "Marie" I was talking about was the Patron Saint of Teenagers. She had to explain to me who it was, because I never heard of Saint Marie beforehand. We're still trying to figure out what the duffle bags represented.
I read that the Patron Saint of Teenagers is St. Maria Goretti. Maybe I heard her name wrong in my dream? Or maybe she prefers being called Marie? I guess I'll never know.
Here is an explanation from the website I researched on called www.ourcatholicfaith.org
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Mario's Bananapalooza

One day, I decided to buy Super Mario 64 for $-10. That is not a typo - someone paid me $10 to take a copy of Super Mario 64. Elated at the prospect of playing my favorite childhood game and an unexpected cash handout, I sat down and started to play this wondrous marvel of the 90's.
Almost immediately, I realized my fatal blunder - I had received a copy of Super Banana Man instead, an illicit ROM hack of Mario 64 that made its rounds online in the early 2000s and had been considered lost media afterwards. I'd never actually played it, so why not now? After Banana Mario jumped out of the pipe, there was a textbox saying, "OI! You've found the secret banana plan! The Banana Republic of Nicaragua wants you to banana the sworn banana archnemeses!" I do not know what the fuck that means.
The horror started when I entered Banana-Bob Battlefield. Everything appeared normal at glance, until I realized that you could throw bananas at enemies. I threw one at a nearby Goomba and was shocked when it exploded...into coins! I fell to my knees and started sobbing - what kind of sick monster would taint this heavenly crescent fruit with the blood of innocent creatures? It was too much to bear. I rushed over to unplug my TV, only to be tackled to the ground by Banana Mario himself, who had crossed into reality through sheer determination.
"Ay, we gonna have-a problem here, ese? Or are you-a gonna play my game?" I knew I was powerless, so I had no choice but to accept. The next few hours were pure torture; I was complicit in fruity mass murder across the Mushroom Kingdom, and my guilt only grew as I continued playing while sobbing. After all 120 stars were collected and all three Bowsers were defeated, I was overjoyed, overjoyed at the prospect of never playing this sadistic game ever again. The next few months were restless; I couldn't sleep knowing what I did, knowing that I could've stood up to Banana Mario and said no. But no, I submitted to his every whim like a bitch! So I'm going to go shop for women's clothes now. Bye.
UPDATE: Wow, I can't believe it's been 8 years since I wrote this... So I've been enjoying my life as a woman - I just got gender reassignment surgery last week! And it turns out I have schizophrenia. Whoopsie! ^.^
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Mario's Italian Ass

I've watched the new Super Mario Bros movie and I'm utterly disappointed on how they nerfed Mario's Italian ass.
I mean, come on Nintendo. The guy is casually jumping over three times his height, which is more than double the world record. With this kind of performance, it would make sense for him to have a tonic, juicy back. But no, he's flatter than my hope in humanity.
Moreover, he's Italian. Have you ever seen an Italian ass? That premium quality dump? Right now, Mario might be the only flat-assed Italian in existence, I swear.
In the past, I have dreamt multiple times about the Mario movie. I've fantasized about his balloonish glutei maximi suffocating Bowser to death. Only to flee the self-destruction of the castle by bouncing on that soft but massive arse.
But no, Nintendo had to make it SJW friendly. "Not every Italian has a dump truck ass", they said. "He's representing the normality of plumbers' asses".
I don't give a shit about reality. I'm watching a movie about a plumber under the effect of hallucinogenic shrooms beating the shit out of an evil fire-breathing turtle. Give me the dump truck ass or give me death. This is the final warning, Nintendo.
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Mario's Mansion

It was a normal day. I had to go to work, my nephews were in school, and my dad was still in his grave. While I was printing some papers, I came across something that I couldn't understand. On one paper that I printed it had a website URL, and a code. SORAIM. I went to the website and one thing popped up. The words ENTER CODE. I entered SORAIM and it took me to an ebay like website with only one thing for sale. A Gamecube game called "MARIO'S MANSION". The price was $0.00. I never pass up an offer so I bought it, waited a couple days, and found it in the mail.
Excited,I tore open the box and was angry to see a scratched up, and somewhat fractured disc that said Mario's mansion. Hoping that it would work I started my Gamecube, and played the game. That was a mistake. The title screen started up with Mario screaming an ear piercing scream and falling over dead. I muted the TV and restarted the game. Instead of the scream, this time it opened to a cutscene of a dark forest with Mario and Luigi running. I don't know what they were running from, all that I know is that they ran into an old, broken down, mansion.
As soon as The cutscene ended, I started playing as Mario. The controls barely worked and the camera was fixated on him and Luigi just standing in the room paralyzed. Eventually the camera moved to show a pitch black room which contents could only be seen when lightning would strike. As a bolt of lightning struck, I saw daisy, peach, the toads, Wario, and Waluigi all hanging from ropes in the ceiling, and Bowser and his koopalings laying underneath them covered in blood. Know I understood, they were paralyzed with fear, Mario fell over and glitched through the ground.
As this happened Luigi's head turned, deformed, and twisted in ways that I can't even bring myself to describe. I turned the game off. I took the game out, went outside, and smashed the fucking thing into pieces. If ever someone else should make my mistake. May god have mercy on your soul.
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Mario's Masochistic Mission

One day my Wii was crushed by a skeleton so I tried to get games for my computer. But everything costed 666$ so I killed the salesman and tried to take the games but the games attacked me and I killed them with a gun. So I went home and searched in the internet for games and then a pirate popped out and I killed him and I got an email from a friend. It was written with blood and said: "He, I found a nice smw rom on smwcentral.com. Please play it. And say me how you liked it. ^^"
I played it with an emulator but on the title screen there were thousands of magically floating munchers and grass cutoff. "It's just a minor glitch", I said, and I moved on. On Yoshi's house, there were two info blocks saying the exact same thing. That was scary because normally Super Mario World only has no double info blocks directly because that would be a) unnecessary, and b) ugly as hell. But maybe that was a glitch too.
On the first regular level, there were invisible blocks everywhere and pipes, and somehow, on one there was even grass which was so ugly it's scary. "Whatever", I said: "The nintendo people who made this game just suck at game designing, nothing creepy."
I died thousans of times until I went to a info block. It said, written with blood: "In every level, there are 3 'kudos moons' that are in hard {insert unnecessary blanks here} to {ditto} reach places. See if you can find them all! (Oh, and your dead now. sorry.)"
Then I realized I couldn't exit the place anymore because a invisible-coin-block-diode was in the way.
That was the point when the game crossed the line. From this moment I realized, that this wasn't a glitched game. It was a hacked game. Randomness like glitches can't create such torturous things. This hack's creator must've been a sadistic mastermind, he took all the luckluster design and the troll traps from every single bad game or hack and squished that into a single hack, made of pure pain.
Then PATRIXXX appeared and I was like: "WTF!?!?!??!?"
PATRIXXX said: "Hi, I want to warn you because I have compassion for you for playing that damn hack."
I was even more WTF'd but PATRIXXX explained everything: "This hack was created by the Illuminati as an instrument or torture. The people who got tortured had to play it without savestates. If they didn't move on, they were electrecuted. But it didn't work. Virtually everyone died by brain damage, inner bleedings, eye cancer, heart attacks or spontaneous human combustion and the survivors had too strong brain damage to communicate. But the creator was fired because he published the hack on smwcentral.com to troll people."
PATRIXXX disappeared and even thought I was terrified, I continoued playing the hack.
I finished the hack 50 years later and a spooky scary squishy rex appeared and spoke to me:
"THIS ROOM IS AN ILLUSION AND IS A TRAP DEVISUT BY SATAN.
GO AHEAD DAUNTLESSLY! MAKE RAPID PROGRES!"
I searched for the creator and killed him.
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Mario's Massacre

This was something that HAS happened to me in my life. I just can't bring myself to play Mario games again after this.
It was a dark stormy day, and I was bored, as usual. I was a nerd of gaming, and I didn't want to play on all the consoles I owned. Literally, I had them all. NES, SNES, PSP, Atari, you name it, I had it! The only thing I didn't have was a Super Mario Bros. cartridge.
I was searching around on Ebay, looking for a cheap Mario Bros. cartridge. I'm also very lucky, but I don't think I am now, because I found a bargain. A cartridge costing £6.66! (yes, a cliche) I bought that cartridge, and got it on the 13th of June. (I ordered it on the 12th of June.)
I slammed the cartridge into the slot, and turned the old NES on. The famous SUPER MARIO BROS title screen popped up, yet something looked different. Mario looked angry, like someone did something wrong. I started the game, and it sent me all the way to world 6-6- Wait, there is no 6-6!
The background was red, the floor was dripping with blood and Mario had an axe! I came across a goomba (the map was exactly world 1-1) and Mario suddenly took control, slicing and dicing the goomba while it screamed in pain. When he came across a koopa, he ripped it's shell off, slammed it onto the floor and beheaded it. He then wore the shell on his head. Soon enough, he got a pirhana plant after him. He headbutted it with the shell a few times, then used the vine for a whip. A flying koopa soon approached. Mario hacked at the poor koopa and took it's wings so Mario could fly. Some Hammer Bros. came, but they weren't in this map. He stole all of their hammers and turned the tide. By completely exterminating them.
There was no flag at the end of the level. Instead, there was a whatever-bit-real-life-is-bit of my head for the flag. I knew what was coming next. He looked at the screen, and charged at me. He broke straight through the screen, trapped me with his vine, threw his axe at my head, headbutted me, and gave me total torture. He finished it by slicing me in half with a SNES sword which I happened to have at the time. and stabbed me in the heart. 
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Mario's Revenge

Hi guys this is really scary. Do not read if u get scared easily cuz ifound out MARIO IS EVIL!!!1. I was at a garage sale when this old creepy dude said" Hello there young man would you like to buy a video game?" I said yes because I love video games. The game was Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando. "Thanks" I said then got the heck out of there because the guy looked like a creepy pedobear.
So I put in the disk and the do the Mario song played on the title screen then I heard this load scream and clank said "this is not good." There was a file called BEN so I deleted it. But when the game started and I played it THERE WAS HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD EVRYWHERE!!1! And Ratchet was walking lopsided and his eyes were yperrealistic then the scream again. Clank was DEAD. The reversed lavender town song played and I got a headache.
Then another scream and a laugh that sounded like Shion from higurashis. I looked at the screen at Quark said "BEN DROWNED." So I hit qwark with my wrench but hyperealistic blood and guts came out. Then shion laughed and then Ratchet appared in front of a cave. Mario said "YOU HAVE... TO GO... INSIDE." Ratchet was crying like a baby, and he went inside. at first I laughed but then his eyes turned black and HE DIED. Then Mariov with noeyes and a knife appared and said "I thought we had something special. Now will you play with me?" I said no then decieded to play my new game Playstation all-stars battle royale. But the intro was replaced with the reversed song of healing and screams one guy shouted "MY LEG!". Then there was Mario, with no eyes and a knife, surrouned by the dead playstation all-stars. "NOW ALL OF SONY IS DEAD. PLAY WITH ME OR YOUR NEXT."
I screamed then dropped my controller. "Ow that hurt." Said my controller. I screamed because MY CONTOLLER WAS ALIVE! I got a gun and shot my Wii. "YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT" Said Mario and he appeared in real life. I scaremed and ran away Mario laughed like Shion and chased me. He was running lopsided like the QWOP guy so I got away and ran and hid in the bathroom then Mario said FOUND YOU and he appared in the mirror and I died then Mario did that YEEEEEEEAH scream from CSI.
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Mario's Shroom Trip

One fantastic day. Mario was fucking around with his brother Luigi. Untill he found a magical mushroom, Mario went to Shrooms mode and ate that fucker like a motherfucker. Mario then started having a uiltmate seizure and went to a magical place called Dick Land. Also known as the Mushroom Kingdom, his brother Luigi also swallowed a mushroom, and died of major asshole AIDS. Soon after, Mario discovers Princess Peach, AKA Princess FuckFace. Where they both make love, and take major shrooms. Untill King Koopa, AKA King Asshole of a Boyfriend sees Peach screwing behind his back. "HEY, YOU GET OFF MY GIRL YOU COCK." says King Koopa. "NO, YOU DRAGON FUCKHOLE." says Mario (AKA, Drug Fuck). King Koopa gets his nut sack kicked by Mario. And breaks his dick. King Koopa says "FUCK ASS CUNT FUCK." Then dies shortly after, when he bled to death from the amount of kicking Mario gived him to his extremely large ball sack. Peach died after choking on Mario's cum, and from a overdose of cocaine, meth, shrooms, weed, vodka, beer, and much more.
Mario died of natural causes. The Mushroom Kingdom doesn't exist. Mario beat and murdered Peach. He murdered her boyfriend. And his own Brother. Mario Is a fucking psychopath.
This story took a dark turn, so here's thi-
THE FUCKING END, YOU FUCK.
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