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If you play Fortnite at 3:00 a.m., there is a small chance that a glitch can happen that will render your game completely unusable, and scare the crap out of you in the process. Below is a story of how this happened to me, and a warning not to try this 3:00 a.m. challenge.
I had been playing Fortnite with my friends at 3:00 in the morning. This was during fortnitemares 2022 (chapter 3 season 4), and we wanted to screw around and see if something would happen. Obviously we didn't think anything would, which made this incident even scarier.
My friends had to go to bed, so I was left alone in the lobby. I decided to play some solos, just for fun. When I loaded into the match, I was the only one there. I sprinted around the spawn island, hoping to see someone, but alas, there was nobody. I saw the message pop up that the battle bus was going to take off in 10 seconds, so I shrugged it off and got ready to play the match.
When I was on the bus, I saw that the player amount went up to 100. But all the players usernames were just the number 666. I decided to go to grim gables, and dropped off.
The first thing I noticed was the dead silence. My glider didn't make a sound, nor did my skydiving. I went into the house, and ran upstairs. Now that I had landed, there were two things that I could hear: my footsteps, and a strange, quiet glitching sound. I also noticed that there was no loot anywhere. I looked out the window, and saw some other players... but they were all in some creepy skin and they weren't fighting each other.
I went into the attic, and saw some strange, glitchy, red skin with a creepy smile. The glitching sound was deafening now, and I couldn't hear anything else. It looked right at me, and started approaching.
I ran away and went into the mines\basement, and hid on an upper platform. I also didn't see the inquisitor anywhere, which meant either someone had killed it, or it had dropped off the face of the island. I heard the static again, and saw it come into the basement. It looked around, going into certain shafts and then leaving, obviously looking for me. Than, it looked up and saw me.
It started walking up the air towards me, and when it reached me my screen went red. I could see my character, completely black, being torn apart. Then, after all the gore was gone, a glitched message appeared on my screen. I'm using the letters on my phone to form it, so it isn't exact.
π£√€® ¶\@y th!$ g@m£ @g@!π °
I didn't bother to decipher it, so I tried to join the game again. A new message appeared, saying:
! w@®π€d y0u.
The static started playing out of every speaker in my room, and I uninstalled the game. The final message appeared, saying:
g00d ¢h0!©£ °
I've never even tried to play the game again, because it would know.
TL/DR: never play Fortnite at 3:00 am.
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Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
50 shades of Scorch933

My name is Peter jessica, I am a guy in my mid 40s. One day, I was scrolling through my parent's cars when I saw a computer from 1999 with a whole bunch of words that said edgy. I opened it and it turned on just fine, and on the computer was nothing but a single chat room.
I was shocked at first, but then I decided to go in. There, I met a guy named Scorch933, wearing clothing that could only be described as emo. I decided to tell some emo jokes when he bitched and complained about the joke. I called him edgy, and that is when I felt some sort of dildo blade cutting my heart.
I asked why am I feeling pain? He told me this: "it's because you're all fucking cuck fatasses who I can't wait to watch get executed in some concentration camp when they decide who's efficient and who's not xD". The blade of the dildo sword went deeper in, I decided to call him edgy one more time, he got mad and pissed himself and then told me this: "Seriously, being edgy is when I shut up, stop talking, and stop joking around". Later on I died of massive mind loss.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Im died
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Shortpasta
553 Frisbees

An employee at a frisbee plant had a vision of Christ and was told that he was to be gifted with the power of performing miracles and be the first prophet of Christ since biblical times. When he came out of the vision he felt an immense wave of energy flow through he body. Unfortunately he promptly fell into a vat of hot plastic and was killed instantly. No one was around to witness this event so his body was left to dissolve in the plastic. Now there are exactly 553 frisbees which contain parts of this man. If you collect all of them and methodically eat them until you have absorbed all of the man you will summon the arch-angel Michael who will then do your bidding for 40 days.
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Category:Satire
Category:Rituwel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
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55555

STOP if you don't want to die stop reading, once you start thinking about it it's in your head...
NO ESCAPE NO ESCAPE FROM THE MIND!
Late one night I was on the computer trying to find a good and free virus scan program...i found one, it was called "5* virus scan" it was actually really good. But then all I remember was falling asleep at the desk.
The next day I woke up at 5:55 am. The strange thing was that I woke up in bed, just then I started feeling really sick and everything turned black and rotten, I blinked and everything was back to normal. I looked at my computer monitor and saw this text with a black background "ERROR:55555" no idea what that was so I thought I probably downloaded some sort of virus with that "5* virus scan" thing so I completley removed it from my hard drive. Just then I heard a car pull up at my door, I looked out the window and the number plate was 55555. I heard heavy breathing coming up the stairs I turned around and a feeling of dread passed through me as I saw a man with a knife standing in the doorway, I ran as fast as I could but the man grabed me and pulled me up by the collar...he said only this "The mind is coming!" his skin was pale and he was wearing grey clothes with a vicious smile and empty eyes. I blinked and fell to the ground terrifyed.
I thought I should call a doctor so I ran down stairs and the house was empty, not a single person not even a sound just complete silence. Just then I looked at the clock and it said the time was 5"55 pm. I ran upstairs and heard that same heavy breathing. I quickly looked at my computers monitor and saw that my desktop background was a five, that heavy breathing turned out to be coming from under my bed I was really scared so I messaged my friend jeff to see if this was just a dream.
Me: jeff are you there?
Jeff: yup what is it?
Me: phew.
Jeff: The mind will get you!
Jeff: 1
Me: what?
Jeff: 2
jeff: 3
jeff: 4
Me: jeff are you ok?
Jeff: 5
Me: jeff???!!
jeff: SIX
jeff: THE MIND HAS GOT YOU!
Just then my chair spun round revealing that man I saw before.
"THERE IS NO ESCAPING THE MIND!!" Then all of a sudden darkness consumed me......
HAVE A LOOK AT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS PASTA. WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:DIALOGUE!
5:30PM

On 5:30PM, a weird incident happened during the airing of Born Again Krabs/I Had An Accident. I had come home at the time because I was visiting my grandma and decided to channel surf when a episode of Spongebob was ending. 
I watched the ending of the episode and Born Again Krabs started playing with the normal title card. However, I noticed right away something was off, Spongebob's animation was almost a frenzy, colors and lines were going all over the place. 
But Mr. Krabs was continuing his dialogue about the moldy Krabby Patty; As soon as he ate the Krabby Patty, the screen cut to black and then the colors suddenly went mixed - Mr Krabs's color was a midnight purple, his bandages were black, the hospital was a mix of neon pink and bright red and as soon as The Flying Dutchman appeared, it glitched as all you heard was The Flying Dutchman's laugh. 
Suddenly, I Had An Accident started up. "Why the hell is my DISH taking a dump?!" Suddenly, the episode skipped a few scenes including the sand mountain scene, the spanking scene and then the lead up to Patrick in a gorilla suit. 
Suddenly, the audio cuts out and what Patrick was mouthing was originally "I am in the gorilla suit" instead, Patrick mouthed "Wait, there's another me?" Patrick unzipped his costume and as soon as the sound came back, the episode froze with Patrick saying "I..." in a constant loop. I held my ears in agony as the sound was so loud, two of my windows shattered and the neighbor's dog ran back to the house.
Suddenly, it snaps to the gorilla scene but just as soon as Spongebob was gonna ask "Why the gorilla was doing here in the first place?" it just stopped again and stayed there for 2 hours. I couldn't turn the DISH off, the TV off, even unplugging it didn't work. I sat there, watching the glow of the episode through my TV like it was playing by itself. 
Suddenly, the gorilla's arms turned blue and the fur was a neon purple. Suddenly, the episode faded to black and then the DISH Joey reset itself before another episode of Spongebob played, it was "Atlantis Squarepants "
I somehow made it to the scene where Mr. Krabs was singing about money and I thought to myself "Who or what is responsible for this??" I did some investigation and of course, nothing came up.
Oh well, the weird experience had stopped... for the most part...
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
5 Nights at Sonic.exe

Once upon a time in a magical place called the UK there's this place called Grimsby and in Grimsby there was a restaurant called Eddie's and it was absolutely terrible. So it got closed down. But But But there's a secret episode of the story! Where Sonic and Sally get exiled from the world they live in (Poland) and become immigrants to the UK. When they arrived they bought the restaurant and turned it into Sonic and Sally's (The most original name ever!). But in a another far away land (Hull) the dastardly Freddy FazzBear was plotting his next evil scheme! It went like this:
Freddy: It's about time you paid our young friends (Mike and Jeremy) a visit, Foxy. Today's the day and mum's the word, and I can't have that, can I?   
Foxy: No, Freddy, you can't.   
Freddy: I mean, it's a liberty. And I can't have liberties taken, can I, Bonnie?   
Bonnie the Baptist: No, Freddy, you can't.   
Freddy: I mean, it's enough to give me the arsehole. And I can't have the arsehole, can I, boys?   
Foxy, Bonnie the Baptist: No, 'Freddy, you can't. 
And with that the evil plan went ahead but elsewhere in a bar in Grimsby this conversation between Mike and Jeremy was taking place.
Jeremy: Why can't we just boycott the jobs and not call in for work. Like we could call in sick? 
Mike: Let me tell you about Freddy FazzBear. Once there was this geezer called Fritz Smith, who worked for 
Freddy. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Freddy's invited Fritz 'round for explanation. Fritz didn't do a 
very good job. Within a minute, Freddy's lost his rag. Reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15-inch black rubber cock. He's then proceeded to batter poor Fritz to death with it. Now, that was seen as a pleasant way to go. Hence, Freddy FazzBear is the man you turn up to if you work for. 
Jeremy: Wait? Why did Freddy have a dildo on his desk? He's not...you know? A... 
Phone Guy: Oh god no. He just runs a sex shop in the back. 
Jeremy: Well....that's reassuring. 
Now back to the dastardly plan. 
Bonnie: Boss we just got a tip off that some guys in Grimsby have opened up a bar that may rival us. Want to take action boss? 
Freddy: Yes I would like to Bonnie but first what do you think of this new range of dils? Cost 25 quid a pop, that's a snip of the pleasure they're going to give the recipients. 
Bonnie: Very nice Freddy. But how many are you selling? 
Freddy: 1000s. 
So what happened next is that Sonic killed Sally by accident so he decided to kill Tails and Knuckles as well. Then evil sonic came along and killed normal sonic and turned the place into "Sonic's". Then he asked his long time business partner Freddy FazzBear to give him an employee so Freddy gave him Mike and then it basically turned in 5 nights at Freddy's ALL over again but with sonic characters instead who weren't as friendly as the old gang because once they got to know to Mike they figured out they weren't so different for example they were all from Grimsby. But they really liked the old gang so they all got back together. Good show. 
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Category:Bad Fanfiction
5 foot 4

Guys come on now, I'm not 5'4", I have gone bald and that makes me look an inch shorter so if you think about it, I'm 5'5". Plus I'm hanging out with my homies all day and they have bigger shoes than I do and they have to add a few inches so lets say I'm 5'7". But I wear a lot of headphones all day and that makes my head go down by 2 inches so math teaches us that you gotta round to the nearest 10 so means that I'm 5'10". My girl always makes fun of me for only being 5'10" and she's always wearing those shoes that make her taller by a few inches so technically that makes me 6 foot. But 6 foot sounds weird and people think your lying when you say "Uh Hey I'm 6 foot" so that means that I'm really 6'1". And 1+1=2 so that means that I'm 6'2". And if I'm 6'2" just like Steph Curry and he's so good that he might as well be 6.5ft so that's how tall I really am. But 6'5" sounds unrealistic so if we're talking no cap I'm 6.6 but 6.6ft people are scary and I'm not scary so that means I'm 8'11" just like the tallest man to ever live who wasn't scary.
Category:Trollpasta
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
6/6/6 The Day of the Devil

It was the day before the day of the devil. I was shacking the time was 11:59. I was hidding. I hit 12:00 Every thing stoped I heard noises evil noises. I hid and saw stuff somthing hot grabed me and burned me. I woke up under my bed with a burned. Remember every one hundred years the devil will come.
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Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Old Shit
666

SO WUN DAY I WUZ IN MAH HOWSE AT 666 SATAN ROAD AND MAH PHOEN RANG AND IT SED I GAWT 666 MESSAJES AND I WUZ LIEK OH SHIT IMMA BE WAYSTIN ALL MAH TIEM ON DIS SHIT AND MY TV TERNED ITSELF TO CHANNLE 666 AND I BLEENKED OVER 666 TIEMS IN THE PAST 666 MINITS AND I WENT TO DA KICHIN AND HAD 666 DREENKS OF BEER AND I WENT TO GO PLAY MAH VIDYA GAEMS AND I HAD DIS TIEM LIMIT AND I WUN WID 666 SECUNDS ON DA TIEMR AND I WUZ LIEK WOW AND I RED DA NOOZPAYPER AND IT SED B-666 BAWMERS BAWM ISLAWMIK FOREN CUNCHREE 666 DED AND I TERNED MY CHANNLE TO NICKELODEON AND SAW EPISOED 666 OF SESAME STRETE AND DA COWNT WUZ LIEK 666 HAHAHA AND DEN I WENT ON MAH CUMPUTER AND IT SED 6:66 ON DA CLOCK AND I GAWT ON DIS WUN WIKI AND IT HAD 666 PAEGES AND DEN 666 SKELETONS POPPED OUT AND EVERYONE DIED.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Unfunny
Category:Shortpasta
666. Trashface

There is a 666th song called, "Trashface" If you search this, you will find nothing. By the time you find something, all you will see is a 5 minute .mp3 file titled, "666. Trashface" that just consists of static.
Kind of weird how Hooks would put together a song that just consisted of static, isn't it?
The song was hidden after 153 people who listened to the song ripped their heads off and mailed them to Hooks' main studios.
People had also commited suicide in various ways. It is unknown how people managed to mail their heads after ripping them off. The cryptic inscription they carve on their forearms has not yet been deciphered.
YouTube will periodically put up the first 58 seconds so people won't have to go look for the real thing and upload it. The song itself was only listened to by one YouTube staff member, who started screaming after 45 seconds. This man is now under constant sedation and is apparently unable to recall what he saw. The other people who were in the same room as him while he viewed it and turned off the song for him say that all they heard at the time was a white noise sound. None of them dared listen to the song.
The person who made the song was never found, the IP address being non-existant. And the sounds have never been identified.
There are several versions of the Trashface song circulating the web. Some people claim to still feel strange after listening to it, but nothing bad comes of it.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Music
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Suicide
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
666.aviexe

There was once a time when I was normal. I was a boy and I forgot my name because of this terrible program I installed onto my computer.
I was at this garage sale, where this old guy was selling video games and pornos and video game pornos, oh and exe files as well because he was. I decided to buy one of the dvds with the exe on it. There was a name on it, scribbled with marker. It said "666.aviexe" and I was curious, so I bought it because it told me to. The old guy said I could have it for free, but I would have to throw it into a dumpster and look of sadness ate his face.
I went home and put the dvd into my computer. It was a game when you played as Mario, but he was wearing nothing but black and there was a "666" on his hat instead of the "M" and I was scared. The first level was when Mario had a gun and he was shooting people. Oh and it was hyper-realistic too, so I was scared into a boner (but it was a bad one). And worst of all, I wasn't controlling him, he was moving all alone and by himself. He went up to Bowser's Castle and shot Bowser in the face and hyper-realistic blood exploded out of my screen and into my face.
Sonic from Sonic.exe came in and he and Mario were starting to have buttsex. I was hyper-scared and turned off my computer. But my computer wouldn't turn off, so I had to smash the hard drive with a big mallet and I burned my house down to make sure it would stop.
I went to the old man's house and told him what happened and he told me "You've awoken the demons. They will kill us all!" He took out a gun and shot himself in the head and then again to make sure he died. The blood was normal-realistic and not hyper-realistic like in the games luckily.
I returned to my house, which was somehow not burned anymore, and I went to my room to sleep. I had a scary dream that a bloody Bulbasaur with no eyes buttsexed me intensely and a Mudkip devoured my face. I woke up scaredily and in tears. I smashed my head into the wall and I cried some more.
Suddenly, my computer--which also came back somehow--turned on by itself and 666Mario came out of the monitor. He pulled me to him and he said these final words, before he murdered me brutally and bloodily.
"#666AVIEXE MOTHERFUCKER!"
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Category:File Extensions
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Im died
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
666.com

I TRIED ENTERING 665.COM BUT ACCIDENTALLY TYPED 666.COM OH GOD SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT DO I DO PLEASE HELP ME OH GOD OH FUCK THERE'S A TALL FIGURE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW NOW
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Category:Satire
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:One sentence
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Category:Shortpasta
666.die

666...A bad number.
Well once I browsed my computer to find a new folder named...I was like "Who puts 3 periods in a random folder?" I did not make i double-click and in it i see a file its name is 666.DIE i was like woah dude go slower than this.
I opened, then played like a video in VLC Media Player it said Format: 666 unavalible. What I saw shocked me.
I found another folder pop up from knowhere named Devil's codec i opened and i find a .dll file named 666-codec
I drag it into vlc's folder restarted and it worked!
The Video...
It was 7:07 minutes long you know that in time if you put that back to just numbers its 666 ok i thought
It was really horrible pepole with there brains out and cut up and eaten and blood and gore everywhere...
...and a shadow with red eyes the gygias them played during it and at the 6:30 mark the devil him self was shown tourturing pepole to death literally and well when he was done he ripped through the chest and grabbed there soul and heart and then they eat the heart and then started chanting, You will die, You will die! YOUR NEXT!
WOW, i thought who ever made this must be a really sick person and yeah he should stop doing this to pepole
And I noticed the year it was made in was 06/06/06 (June 6 2006) and the codec was made 09/09/09 (october 9 2009)
666 and 999
I'm writing this from my dismembered grave
YOUR NEXT.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
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Category:Shortpasta
666.txt

On the internet I was Browsing up crap (as usual) and I found a Model 90SHG-80i Windows XP Professional appeared on eBay, they only made 56 copies of the computer but stopped for no apparent reason and the company went bankrupt.
It had an amazing price of $30, Why so low?? I thought. I bought and got it shipped.
I was Terrifyingly Excited! I was gonna boot this Baby up! I wanted to look about the files so I went into the System32 file and there was a .txt file at the bottom of the window. It was named 666.txt I thought; what kind of nutter made this File? Next was the biggest mistake of my life . I opened it and it had no text, nothing!. It was midnight so I went to bed and went to sleep. My dreams had images of body parts. The body parts were severed legs and arms…
I woke up instantly and booted 90SHG-80i I went back to system32 on and the 666.txt was now a 666.png it was Jesus (I’m not religious) on a cross but he had his arms and legs severed like in my dream. I ran outside as quick as my feeble legs could carry me. I brothe in and brought a friend with me, he thought I was going crazy. Half way through the walk I had an unexpected seizure and collapsed.
I woke up in a Hospital and had to stay 3 days. My dreams there had a humanoid with a puppet like face with a black thread stitched mouth. No Eyes with a long black robe.
I heard a woman screaming. I was freaked. He made sounds ( let’s call this “it” a he for now), mumbling I think, he said he was playing games as he was trapped for so long and now could have some fun. I couldn’t wake up. I stood up but with my eyes closed I kept seeing images in my head, screaming. I kept literally shouting for help, punching myself. A nurse came and suddenly my eyes opened and she said I need a cup of tea and I drove in my car the next day. I was creeped out like HELL and ran over a cat. Ouch.
I got home and I was urged to go back and guess what the desktop .jpg was?? Mr. 666.txt himself. I crapped myself. I ran. But I simply couldn’t. He said something like this: “Heh, my boredom has died…. let’s…. What shall I do after all these years?? HhhhSsssSsss….. I will torture you, call me sadistic but I will put you in a
pscychotic trance…. FOR FUN….”
 on July 26, 2012
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Category:English Class Failure
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