Georgia (U.S. state)

Howdee, fellers! Immee gonna tell yalls a little bout Gorgee! I'm from out thar in Robertee, Georgia, an' let me tell ya, Gorgee's a mighty purty place! have inny a yall been out thar tah Gray? That's a purty place! the downtowns suh purteh I almost mooved thar, but 'cided naw, better stay out here in Robertee, might wawneh pass tha farm own to th' little n's sum day. Yessireeh, Gargeeh a might purtee sight. Let meh tell ye a little more 'bout th' major cities in Georgee.
==Atlaner==
Nah lemme tell ya 'bout Atlaner, the only good part 'bout it is I- 75 cummin' out of it! Th' traffic. Th' traffic. Th' traffic jest about kilt meh! There was one yungun came up own mah bumper one day when ah wuz up thar takin' the little u'ns tah see awll the zoo animals that almost drove meh right off thah rode! I figured that ol' car ah mine had jest 'bout been numbered, so I jest slammed on the brakes and lest 'em smah iz car. Kilt 'em. Poor feller. Dit'n really feel sorry for 'em. Shouldn't ah been own mah bumper.
==Calumbis==
Nah fellurs, I been to Calumbis a time 'er two in mah life, and i'll tell yah, it ain't purty. Th' traffic, it ain't hardly a problem. 'Bout like th' traffic here 'n Robertee. Th' downtown ain't no morn' th' downtown here in Robertee, but th' Midtown's where it's at. It's got that thar Aflack bildin. That's bout it, though.
==Macin==
thumb|200px|A little a' downtown Makin. Notice all th' fine new cars in th' pakin lot in th' foreground.
Ha ha. Macin. I been to Macin jest about ever day. That's war ah get mah grosries. But th' downtown is jest plain gross. The bildins are old and musty- smellin. Th' peepls has bad attitoods. The streets are linned with solid chunks of concreet and cups from Micdonlds. Not the downtown I'd perfer.
==Aguster==
Aguster is the place not tah be. The place is like Macin but with older bildins and more trash. And not jest trash from thah Micdonlds. Th' peeplz is nasteh. Wun time I wuz owver thar own a biznis trip, an ah had to stay in a motel. Thar wuz a black gurl up thar at th' cownur. I told er ah woned tah stay thar fur th night. She ditn' say nuthin', so I cleared mah throwt purty loud, and said it again, an she said "Ok here." and tossed wun a dem fancey card keys as I used tah call 'em at meh. I asked 'er what room sheh wuz sendin' meh to, and she said "29!" in a loud, squeely, disrespectful voice. It wutun the best bizniss trip I've evur took.
==Savanur==
Savanur's a mighty purty place. (Savanur: საქართველო, I think) Own thah outside. If ya go intah thah downtown the furst thang ya probly gonna notice is all the owld bildins and such. The lawns ar purty nicely cut, but thars gonna be a styrahfome cup layin out thar own thah sidewalk infront of it, an' sometimes evin own the lawn! Probly the strangest thang 'bout Savanur iz thah tawlist bildin is out in thah boondawz! I beleive it's one a them old peeplz ruhtarment homes.
==histrory==
gorgee was dun founded in 1767 by James orgalthrope as a colony for pursins whos pa dun named im clyde.In 1776 all the other colonys begged it to join the united stats because it was better than em. In 1828 there dun was a gold rush in north gorgee, but then in 1849 the dumb prospectors dun got up and left for califorya to go surfing.In the 1860s we quit the usa and join the Confederacy but them Yankees dun went and beat us. After the civer war we dun started inventen stuff. We inventerd television, pie, sleepen gas, peanut butter, shampoo, the lottery, the electric chair, french fries, golf, the internet, and pizza. In the 1930s we had somthang called the depression where it became hard to dun make money, 2 of gorgees countees where dun taken over by atlanter. Now gorgees dun the most intelligent state in the USA
Also in 2021 there was apparently a huge Senate election. Wow.
==Small townz==
Some of th' smawl towns in Georgee:
*Robertee: I live here.
*Knawxvill: Naw that's Tinnise.
*Clowdmount: I been here buhfar. Purty nice place far a day trip.
*Chestur: Nawt a pursin.
*douglasvill : i don't live here
*cave sprangs : hav purty tasten water
* caralton : i also don't liv here
*litha sprangs : neva been there
*viller ricker: theres gold there
*cumming: hehe
*Reidsville: You ain't eva gon' run outta gas here long. I kissed my first wife here. It was out at da gas station nexta da Dixie Motel. Miss her so. Oh well. I'm going to da wally world over yonder in vildaller. Y'all need sumthin?
==Nitelife==
If your one a' them thar citi bois (wich I know ya' aint, cuz ya dun gone an' clicked own Gargee), then you'll wonne want to know war the nitelife iz, an' ah thank we kin' awll agree own this- ATLANER. If Atlaner don't soot yer fanse, than i'd suggest Aguster, since thay have dem dare tawl bildins an' whatnot. If neithera those soot yer fanse, then you in a bit of a conunderum!
Well, fellurs, that's 'bout ever thing fer now. By!
 
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id:Georgia (negara bagian)
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