My Life as a Sonic

It all began on my 20th birthday. I was a Sonic fangirl and had exactly 137 dolls of Sonic characters. 103 of them were Sonic. I had my own Sonic oc and had gotten my best friend Lucy to make me a doll of her! My oc is called Dark Night. She's a black hedgehog with beautiful blue eyes that turn red when she gets mad. (She has a dark side ;P)
So, I was reading my sonic comic (the one whhere he turns into a werewolf) when my tv suddenly turned on! I was surprised but then i realized it was a sonic tv show and I was like ok whatever. So I grabbed my dark Shadow doll and stared watching. It was Sonic x and but in the theme song whenever it said "Gotta go fast" it would flash an image of something I couldnt tell what it was but it looked like Sonic but red with black eyes and blood all over him. And one time it showed him dead and blue and even more bloody annd amy smiling at me it was scary but i was like whatev.
(Authors note Im gonna stop using apostrophies because theyre annoying and take too much time ok hope you like the story)
Then the episode started but it didnt. The screen was black. Then i tried turning my tv off and she episode started and sonic said hi. I waved at him and he pointed at my doll so i looked at it and its eyes were red and then i saw lots of blood and then i was a sonic and i was dark shadow and in the tv. There was a tv that showed my room with no one in there but my doll.
I flipped my shit and stared screaming. Then I saw sonic and i flipped my shit more. Then he said hi and i stopped flipping my shit for a second to say hi back.
"Dark Shadow you are now in the realm of the sonics welcome" he held out his hand and i shook it then high fived him. He laughed. Then amy called him and went over and she laughed at me and i was sad because i love sonic. So i followed them with my knife.
They sat on a bench and had ice cream together and i was mad. Then my eyes went red and i killed amy and there was blood everywhere and then i was like oh my god and sonic was like holy shit and i told him i was sorry it was my dark side and he was like i hate you forever. I was heartbroken.
Then my eyes were normal and i saw amy was very bloody and her eyes were open and her guts were everywhere and i was like ew and i looked at sonic and his eyes were black then he turned red and grabbed my knife and said "you shouldnt have done that" then he started floating in the sky and his head was glitching and i said i was sorry but he just said i shouldnt have done that again.
Then a bunch of dead sonic characters started falling from the sky around him like tails and knuckles and stuff. They were all red with blood and had black eyes and guts and stuff everywhere and since they were dead they were rotting and there was bones and stuff too and i was scared because it was scarey.
I was scared and the blodies made a pile that lead to sonic and he held out his hand and i came up and took it. Then he said "dark night," he said "will you marry me" and i was so happy and i said yes. Then my eyes went red again and we went over to the tv and back to my world but as sonic dolls and killed everyone and had popcorn the end.
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