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Haunted Zelda

Someone help me I'm too scared and can't even sleep at night!!! YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE ME BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE!!! ALL OF IT!
I've never played a game in my life, and I just decided to take my brother's SNES from the closet and try one of his games. The one I choose was called Zelda: A Link to the Pasta or whatever. So I hooked it up and started playing. I chose the name ZELDA, because I assumed that was the character's name. The game started with the character laying in his bed, then his uncle left home and told him to wait at the house.
Then something horrible happened: The character started hearing things, someone called ZELDA was talking to him through telepathy, but since that's his name HE WAS GETTING CRAZY AND TALKING TO HIMSELF!!! I didn't want to keep playing, but my curiosity made me keep going.
Then I left the house, and went walking until I arrived at a castle. After a couple hours I found a hidden hole, so I jumped down. This is when stuff got REALLY weird. There was water everywhere and... ZELDA'S UNCLE WAS ON THE GROUND. Then he talked to him... AND HE DIED.
I WAS SO SCARED AT THIS POINT I STARTED RUNNING AWAY FROM THE SCREEN AND TRIPPED AND FELL THROUGH A WINDOW FROM THE 34th FLOOR INTO THE STREET BELOW AND A TRUCK RAN OVER ME.
PLEASE, whatever happens, don't play this game or you'll end up with a broken leg like me!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Haunted gears

I was interested for a copy of gears of war 2, because I had recently bought gears of war 3.
I found a cheap copy on e-bay.
I decided to buy. A few days later I received a package out. I did it open immediately. in the package was a CD sleeve, with the word gears 2 on. I did not know why it in the CD sleeve, was. I was glad to have a copy of gears of war 2. I put in my disc tray and i starded playing. I had completed the campaign from the game and I quited the game and I did not play it any more. until a week after i comleted the campaing. i starded the multiplayer horde whit a friend starded its on the first wave and
then macrus said that in hell. my freind disconnected at the sametime. I kept playing and the third wave i just died. my console froze. I restarded my console and the game started immediately and doom came on the screen and told to fuck or a loud and i tuned or my console and i never played the game ever again. i gave away my gears of war 3 and I threw away my gears of war 2
, 24 March 2013
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Haunted house.

when i was little boy i saw a haunted hous that i wanted to come inside of. i drove there after i saw the haunted hous. the doors slamed after i came in the bathroom. the house was very expensiv and had a tv on top of a tv. then skeletans come from the kitchen. i picked up a stick and knocked them unconsious. then i wenty downstares and saw i dead corpese. he said i got a sandwhich under the couch and smelled it. then i went in the bathroom and the toilot came alive. i took Plunger and Plunged the toilot to death. then i turn on the tv and it showed me dieing. then i went in the hallway and saw my brother. i could not believe it because my brother dyed in a freak banana peel acident. so then i punced him so hard that his shirt came off and was actually a woman. she said you should have died that day. i said NO. she said yes. then i soiled my diaper. she throw a rock at me then i walked and triped on it. wait i have the sandwhich. so i bite then i throw the sand which at her and she drop dead. then climb up steres and i saw my boat in attic. MY BOat! then a snake come from the war room. the snake ate me. i need to get out or i will be digested. i walk out of snake mouth and i throw the snake out of window into trash compactor. i took my boat and i ride it out of house into my home where i m safe. oh no there coming oh no gunshot gunshot stab stab die die
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Wall of Text
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Haunted kinect

HI guyz im new here and i wanna tell u guyz about mah kinect....
Well my aunt (im 12) bought me the kinect for good grades. But something was wrong i played i am super in kinect labs but i was playing alone. Then out of nothing appears that some one else is playing and chose fire. But then it looked like all was on fire which is imposible cuz i also chose fire u only could set a small portion on fire. Then i exited and playes kinectimals but my tiger was on fire also. I was like "WTF" my babyyyy and stuff. and i exited the GOD DAMN FUCKING GAME OF HELL. anywais i dont use it i tried to sell it it wuz impossibru. :(
NOTE: DONT CALL ME MELEH CALL ME AKATSUKI FROM NOW OK
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Haunted story of Doris won't let you sleep out of Terror

Paranormal experiences are as real as air and many amongst us have experienced the presence of such entities, but the case of Doris Bither is shocking and unsettling. Doris Bither was not only haunted by three poltergeists, but was also raped by them. Don't think it is a fake news or just another horror story, in fact, the doctoral researchers of University of California witness and documented it.
Dr. Barry Taff was a renowned biomedical engineer, parapsychologist and psychophysiology doctor in 1974 and was discussing details of his latest case with an associate in a local bookstore. Little did he know that his life was about to change. Doris Bither overheard the conversation and talked to him about her haunted situation. 
Dr. Taff felt after listening her that it is a typical case of tormented childhood leading to deep seeded emotional issues, but still he came with his team to check the haunted place. 11547 Braddock Drive was the home of Doris Bither where she lived with her three children amongst which was one teenage daughter and two sons. 
While they discussed the presence of three entities in the house, what amazed Dr. Taff was the striking similarity in descriptions and minutest details everybody told about Mr. Whose It. Yes! They named the poltergeist. All the four experienced being pushed, pinched or bitten by a fog like figure familiar to a human, but not an exact human. 
Doris Bither even explained how she was raped on multiple occasions by the larger entity. She said the tow other small entities used to pin her down and the large entity used to rape her which led to bruises on the mouth and inner thighs. Dr. Taff was convinced by the experiences and details given by the family and he bought all the tools and equipment to investigate.
Dr. Taff told Doris Bither to evoke the entities by making an appearance, which she did and the results were astounding. The twenty something researchers from UCLA witnessed the equipment being thrown away in the room, arching in the mid-air, and all of this captured on the camera. 
In 1982, a movie was made based on the Doris Bither's story, The Entity, but the movie took several liberties. They even portrayed the team capturing the entity, on the contrary to real life, where Doris and her family had to leave the house. It was not the end for the family, they believed that one of the poltergeist followed them wherever they moved, whether San Bernardino or Texas. 
In real, Doris Bither disappeared in 1980 when her children were all grown up, but in the movie they show, she dies at the age of 58 due to cardiopulmonary failure.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Have Fun Josh

It all started in the creepypasta wiki chat. There were five people logged on. I won't say their names due to lack of approval. A user kept spamming his Ustream link of himself playing some kind of video game. I couldn't describe the game or it's name because I only clicked the link a few times. As I was watching, I remember a flash of a sentence showing for about a milli-second. The sentence contained the following words: "hAve fuN joSh", Then: "300 Days Left".
People tried to tell the user that something was wrong with his Ustream. He acted dumbfounded. About 2 seconds later, The user kept posting links to the following video:
After posting the link to this video over 4 times, this user was never seen again. No activity, no nothing. People say after watching this video, They have explicit visuals of very disturbing images.
Day 2: READ THIS QUICKLY!
I NEED TO SAY THIS FAST AND QUICKLY. SOMEONE HAS BEEN TRYING TO REMOVE THIS POST ALL DAY. QUICKLY, READ THIS BEFORE IT IS DELETED FOREVER!
Day 3: Feeding a Horrible Urge.
This video has just been sent to my gmail inbox:
This mystery must be solved. I will do whatever it takes. Something has given me the urge. I.......will feed this urge. I'm not sure what this video is about. But I have promised myself. I must remember. "300 Days left".
Day 4: I must know more. I WILL know more.
Someone is watching me. I can tell. Have you ever had that feeling? In the mail today, I was sent a letter in the mail today. It says the sender is Anonymous. I opened the letter to find a download link. I downloaded whatever the link was and came up with finding this video. I'm scared now.
Day 5: A Normal Day.
I have no video for you today. I have actually gotten some sleep. I'm gonna enjoy my wednesday now.
Day 6: Something's...in The House.
I hear bumping in the basement. I found a note on my dressing saying: "DIE". I'm scared. This video was some how found on my hard-drive. I'm going in my basement now.
Day 7: DEAD
It's so cold.......... My corpse......just lying there. The creature had torn me to............. pieces....... I never found out the mystery of these disturbing videos. I hope someone.......will avenge me and destroy theses videos. Little message: The videos were deleted after a few weeks.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Jornel
Category:Im died
Category:Old Shit
Have I truly become a monster?

Today I have had a bad day, It was very snowy outside, and I was inside my home, trying to get my television to work but it would not budge, so I did something irrational and broke it by punching it, and then I went over to get my bat and when I did, I heard footsteps across my roof, then coming down the chimney, It was Santa clause, I said what out of confusion, and he just stared at me, then he gave me two choices, that I can be either a saint or a Grinch, then he just faded away, and in the brief moment I chose to be a Grinch, but now I feel pity and regret for my decision, I might go out into the park without hesitation or something.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Holidays
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Have You Read Your SICP Today

I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with stupid-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.
I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parentheses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;
"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was the Sussman!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Have a Soda

"Everything's okay." My Mother said to me as she handed me a can of cola.
Whenever something bad happened, she let me have a soda. Be it, getting beaten up by a bully, losing a friend, even falling down at the park and scraping my knee. At one point, when I was five, I started hurting myself deliberately, just for soda. I'll admit, it got a little out of hand.
When I started hurting myself, it was just knee scrapes or paper cuts, but as this went on and I ran low on things to do for cola, I started mutilating myself, cutting my face and saying I tripped, stabbing myself claiming I had been in a gang fight. Over the years, It only got worse from there, for example, breaking my arm on purpose.
Then finally, at the age of 19, even though I could've very well just bought soda on my own, I drove my car into my garage and let it run, hoping my Mom would return from the store soon. I would lie to her and tell her I hit my head trying to get out of the car, and passed out. A minute or two passed, and no one came, I was just about to get out of the car when all of a sudden, someone tapped on my window. It was a man in a black suit, holding a brief case.
"Sir. I'm with the Cola company, and we've got you surrounding so don't think about escaping." He yelled incredibly loudly.
"What the hell?" I thought.
Suddenly I realized, I was completely surrounded by men in suits, leaning against every car door.
"Oh god, let me out!" I shouted.
He just chuckled and said, "The cycle must go on, we kill you, bottle your fluids, and then it's someone else's turn"
I was lucky my mother came home just then and threatened to call the police. They ran after that.
Now you may be thinking to yourself. What the hell did I just read? Well, you read the start and finish of an addiction. Of course, it wasn't my decision to stop, I would have gladly continued drinking it regardless of what it contained. However, it was discontinued after that. I broke the cycle and my addiction.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Shortpasta
Have you heard?

After years of tireless calculations utilizing the world's most advanced quantum computing systems, scientists have finally uncovered the elusive answer to the age-old question, "What is the word?"
The team of researchers, utilizing a combination of qubit-based quantum algorithms and topological error correction techniques, were able to process vast amounts of data at unprecedented speeds. This allowed them to navigate the intricacies of lexical semantics and morphosyntactic variations with a level of precision never before achieved.
Through the application of sophisticated natural language processing techniques, the scientists were able to analyze the etymological roots of the word and trace its evolution through various languages and dialects. Utilizing advanced machine learning algorithms, they were able to identify patterns and correlations in the data, leading them to the ultimate discovery.
And the answer is...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Music
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Have you met PACTRICKZZZ?

Did you know that PATRIXXX had a creepy cousin? Not many people know this secret... due to there being no known connections between the two, other than they're both starfish. PACTRICKZZZ is quite the opposite of our loveable PATRIXXX. He's scary. He's strange. He's pure evil. 
If you should ever meet PACTRICKZZZ.... never, I repeat, NEVER make the mistake that he is PATRIXXX. He will kill you in a way that your brain cannot comprehend. PACTRICKZZZ is known to wear purple shorts with green flowers, just to dissuade anyone from thinking he's his cousin. He's got a taller head, and eyes that never blink. He never takes his eyes off of you.
PACTRICKZZZ occasionally will try to challenge his cousin to a duel, but PATRIXXX always prevails, sending him back to the dark pit from whence he came. PATRIXXX, coincidentally, is the only one capable of defeating his cousin. 
Beware of this dangerous individual.
== Important notes ==
# Do not mistake him or his cousin for EVIL PATRIXXX. PACTRICKZZZ is the evil cousin of the original PATRIXXX. EVIL PATRIXXX is his own being.
# Never play the clarinet around him.
# If he comes up to you asking for a dollar, you better have one on you.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Featured Pastas
Have you seen this man?

I was walking around the streets, when I saw this man. He was just standing there. He looked at me and then we walked up to me. He slapped me in the face. I tell you, that man rustled my jimmies. As soon as I looked at him after he slapped me, he was gone. Then I was kicked in the back! It was that man again! I looked back and he was gone! I'm not sure if he was even a he! Then, there was nothing. I walked back home, and then I saw the man looking through my window, he, or maybe she, was moaning and I heard a strange noise while he was moving his hands. I ran up to the window, and he was gone! I also found a strange white sticky stain near the bushes. I'm sick of this man and I'm on the search for him or her, and I'm wondeing, have you seen a man who- wait a second, now that I think about it, you look kind of like the man, wait...YOU ARE THAT MAN! YES YOU, THE VIEWER! YOU SLAPPED ME IN MY FACE, KICKED MY ASS, LOOKED IN MY WINDOW, LEFT A STICKY WHITE STAIN IN MY BUSHES AND RUSTLED MY JIMMIES! Why did you do it, dear reader, WHY!? WHAT GIVES YOU A REASON TO RUSTLE AN INNOCENT MAN'S JIMMIES! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU!? Also, what the heck was that weird sticky stain you left in my bushes?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Shortpasta
Hawaii 50

One day, I was home alone. My parents had just bought a new house. I was watching TV. And all of a sudden, I heard a ghost walking through my kitchen. I quickly rolled under the couch. As I looked behind me I saw the said ghost! I got from under the couch and I ran into my room and I slammed my door. I picked up my cell phone and called 911.
When I didn't know was another ghost was under my bed breathing very hard. I talked to a police officer and he said "I will be there in 3 2 1..." When he bust the door open, the ghosts were chasing me around the house. One of them bit my leg off and I screamed in horror. The police officer got his gun out and shot all of the evil ghosts.
The next morning, My parents came back from vacation in Hawaii. They gave me the look as if I threw a house party. I shrugged my shoulders in discomfort. They looked at my injuries and took me to the hospital. On the way there, I told them the whole story. A few weeks later, my family and I moved out of the ghostly house and into a safe apartment.
Category:Pre-Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
He's Behind You

It was a cold, winter night. I was fast asleep when I heard some running in my cabin. I got up to explore but found out there was no lamp, pillows and my night light. It had been replaced with... blood. When I saw the blood, I was terrified, I ran outside with no preparation. I heard some screaming sounds in my cabin and saw blood sputtered all over the window, I screamed "Get me out of this hell hole!" That's when I heard a slow pacing footsteps in the woods, I looked at them to see a tall man, almost naked, he'd seen me looking at him and then, he began running at me. I ran away to the field in the horizon, He'd never followed me at all! I slowly walked towards the factory in the distance, unknown of anything in this field.
==Chapter II==
I'd been destroyed if I kept walking backwards into the woods, some of the factory owners agreed to help me. I cant believe that. That's when I went blind, they'd seen me. I woke up dead.
==HE'S BEHIND YOU PROLOGUE==
I had died years before, I never knew! This was all a night mare in a year death, I never knew that. Why would they murder me?
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
He's Like That Kid

This song is off of Eyesglowyellow's failed album Songs to Troll To which didn't make any money and wasn't popular except in made up countries.   The song tells of the narrators own personal delusions of superiority and her desire to get rid of Nathan.
The song was recieved poorly and was only played once,  that was as a torture technique on terrorists.
"I woke up late last mornin,Wonderin who the hell was snorin,
Went in-to-the-room, yeah!Found all this shit that's borin
And then, I found, some 5-year-old drawings,So then, I laughed, my ass off and was bawling
Because it was, Nathan! Nathan!He's only 38 with a trollface full of hate!Because he's, Nathan! Nathan! What a fuckin retard.
He's like that kid you wanna push down the stairs,And he writes shit that no one cares
Threatens to shut down everything in his site,Stays up past his bedtime every fucking nightLives inside his basement, doesn't make no damn paymentHas no job and he's such a fucking slobYou'd really think by now, that he knew he'sthe fucking biggest lolcow
Who doesn't mind having imaginary friendsBecause his real ones lie inside his mindTelling him what to do, when to do, every fucking time
He's like the red-headed stepchild you've always wantedExcept that he's been tauntedBut it turned out all it was a big fat retardWithout a brain and his ass fucking chock full of his lard
It's Nathan! Nathan! Let's send him to another planet,Because most of us have had it!He doesn't afraid of anything,Has little white knights to do all of his fighting,Rules in his fucking imaginary world full of boring
Major TL;DR, he won't get so far, but Metokur will and the Metoturds will and so will all of the fucking trolls out there
Uh oh, here comes Daddywood!"
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Music
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Rants
Category:Shortpasta
He's cool once you get to know him

"Sir, on 17 counts of murder, and going on a spree with the intent to kill random people, the jury has hereby sentenced you to life in pri-"
Suddenly, the doors of the courtroom bust open, and an exhausted young man bursts through, sweating profusely and panting.
He walks over to the judge's position, and as he's running more and more out of breath, he whispers.
"B... But he's chill behind the scenes. He's a... he's a nice person once you get to know him..."
"There's... two sides... to this..."
"He was... he was depressed..."
The jury agrees, and lets the accused walk free, ignoring the fact that he murdered 17 people.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta