Indecisiveness

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Indecisiveness or indecision is the inability to decide. It's your decision to believe this. I'm not kidding. Or am I? This inability is experienced by all people but in different extents. As determined by numerous local studies, indecisiveness is encountered every hour by 65% of the North American population on mainly multiple choice tests, voting booths, 50% Off! shopping sprees, and when to check what time it is. Not all of the studies have come to the same conclusion. About 10% of studies show that indecisiveness is caused by an external factor, not contained to our minds.
== History ==
Indecisiveness is described best by this author:
Yes, it's that hard. Well, not that hard.
===The first undecidable question===
Scientists and theorists are currently studying the origin of indecision. They determined that the first occurrence of indecisiveness is during the times of the Stone Age regarding the famous invention, the wheel. When the first stone carvers made the round, circular stone wheel, they faced a problem. The scientific community posed a hypothesis that the carvers' question was:
Do you take Visa?
== Ways to deal with indecision ==
There are ways to deal with indecisiveness. Some ways include die-rolling, flipping toast, and picking coins out of a hat. Here are popular methods that have been found effective.
===Two-sided die===
The two-sided die is usually used to make a “yes or no” type of decision. This die is usually thrown in the air above someone's head. If the die falls on “heads,” then the result is “yes.” Otherwise, the result is “no.” When used properly, almost all of the indecisiveness is removed from the user's situation. However, without a die, indecision increases proportionally to time.
===Asking on a website forum===
A website forum is extremely useful for decisions that may have multiple outcomes. Someone with indecisiveness can simply browse the Internet to a forum and simply ask their question. Here is a short example (includes mouse-over tooltip notes on some parts):
Teh leet fora 
 PLEASE READ THIS FIRST BEFORE POSTING	Teh leet fora 
 PLEASE READ THIS FIRST BEFORE POSTING
nned helpha ha i neeb 	heys, i need help on something
TheLSkillsExtreme Leet Hacker	Read the top of the page before posting, thanks! Your friendly guidesirc #leet “n00!” ~ SudoR00T
nned helpha ha i neeb 	i think i broke my floopy drive, where do i buy a new one
SudoR00Troot admin# 	you are so in for a perma-ban!1
nned helpha ha i neeb 	ok, im going to by a perma-band flopy drive then, thanks guys :)
Another decision successfully made!
===Win the lottery===
This method requires purchasing some lottery tickets. A person using this method will think of a situation and several possible outcomes or decisions. Assign each outcome a number starting from zero. Purchase a ticket and wait until the the numbers are published. Next, match the number of winning numbers to your assigned outcomes. For example, if you have 4 of the winning numbers matching your ticket, then do outcome #4. Finally, discard the ticket (preferably into the recycle bin).
===The Automagic Decider 1.0===
The Automagic Decider is a recently developed technology that actually is able to pick what you think that you might like! Its advanced random number generator is totally biased and completely sane for everyday use. 
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====Meals====
*Your breakfast will consist of: <choose>
<option>Fresh</option>
<option>Vandalized</option>
<option>Genetically-modified</option>
<option>Imaginary</option>
</choose> with a side of <choose>
<option></option>
<option>waffles</option>
<option>Mediawiki syntax sprinkled with HTML elements</option>
<option>unfood from the unbakery</option>
</choose>. Mmm! Delicious or mouth-watering? <choose>
<option>Both, yum-yum.</option>
<option>It's delicious!</option>
<option>So mouth-watering!</option>
<option>You call that a breakfast? Oh, my mistake. Uncyclopedia knows best...</option>
<option>Uh. Sure.</option>
</choose>
**This meal is to be repeated <choose>
<option>once. You are on a diet.</option>
<option>throughout the day. Eat, eat, eat!</option>
<option>3 times today.</option>
<option>when necessary. Uncyclo's orders!</option>
</choose>
====Social====
*Renew your friendship with that who your .
** – that's !
*Go hunting today. Remember to bring plenty of because that monster might be in human- state.
*Pour some your friend's .
*Claim you sighted in to get some attention, but you didn't have your . (In actuality, all you saw was some in a .)
====Sleep====
*You will prepare to sleep at: :0 PM
*Brush your teeth: 
*Wait minute before jumping in bed
**Lights out after minutes.
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== See also ==
*Yes or No
*IDK
*Maybe
*I don't know
*Boolean
*http://xkcd.com/330/
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