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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).sexe

I once was browsing my new awesome computer with a new keyboard. I was on the Deepest of deep webs. Ya know, the stuff with all the stuff! Anyway, I found a guy called VintageXxX. He had a link which said www.downloadawsomegame.net. before I did anything, I searched the guy up. I got 1980's porn :(. So I clicked on the link and got onto a page which said download. I clicked and got up to a game, fast download. It was called ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .sexe. It was a very scary game, filled with jumpscares and jumpscares and scary dark rooms and jumpscares. Finally it said I completed the game! But suddenly, a skeleton popped out of my computer and he had a chainsaw with the words "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).sexe" I said "HOW CAN A CHAINSAW HAVE WORDS" but the skeleton held me hostage. He forced me to suicide so I suicided and I came back to life and I kicked the skeletons head off. But then he kicked my head off and I dieded.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Skeletons
Category:File Extensions
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Vidya games
Category:Suicide
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Shortpasta
(movie cars) mator shorts banned short

you know the movie cars right? and they made something called mator shorts that is on netfliks and other shit and there was a short that got banned for obviouse reasons not that it had no plot or anything that it was weird and violent and cussy and more.
the short-lighting mc.queen was racing down a forest when mator came and hooked him and lightning mc.queen said what mator you stupid mother fucker!!!. mator smoked weed and banged lightning mc.queen on a giant rock multiple times as hyper realistic blood spurted out. lightning screamed as mator laughed drunkely and said your a shit nugget!!.
mator then threw lightning on the ground and ate him as blood spurted out.
it then showed patrixx running and snaps mator in half like a twig but blood burstes out.
it then goes to evil static.
the end.
the name of the short was MATOR DIES!!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
*Insert videogame here*.exe

One ordinary day, a friend of mine (whose name will remain undisclosed) sent me a package in the mail. Written on it in red pen was the following message:
My dear friend,
Please destroy the game enclosed in this package. Do NOT play it, or he'll be after you too.
Best regards, [Friend]
Upon reading this, I took the package inside, smashed it with a hammer until all that remained were bits of plastic and paper, threw the remains in the fire, and took the resulting ashes to the tip the next day.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:File Extensions
...

...
These were the symbols that filled my computer, my phone, and my camera...
They don't go away...
Let's just say, don't fuck around with things...
...
I played Minecraft, Pokémon, texted my friends, and took a whole bunch of pictures...
That is when IT began..
This Creepypasta has happened to me...
It IS real...
...
...
...
These popped up NON STOP.
They don't go...
Ever since my brother griefed on Minecraft, fucked up my Pokémon, made me lose my friends, and deleted all my pictures...
I tried texting my friends...
...
What do you mean ...?
My Minecraft ...
My pictures said something
Different...
...He will pay...
Yes, my house is REALLY haunted...
My brother's phone shut off...
Got new ones...
They never worked
My brother...
Is in the hospital...
My house, my phone, Minecraft, games...
They are haunted...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
.EXE

One day i was just sitting around at my computer. nothing out of the ordinary yet but then i heard a faint creak, like the door was opening.Then i saw a portal in my Minecraft game it looked like a nether portal but it was made out of bedrock then a player with no name came out But i was on singleplayer! i was creeped. out his skin didn't look like Herobrine. instead it was blood red with a faint face. he dragged my character through the portal somehow then everything was made of bedrock.
he said "HAVING FUN?"
I replied "What Is This $%#%?"
he replied back "YOUR NIGHTMARE"
I was scared %$^$less of him i tryed to exit my seat to get my dad to see this but i was glued to my seat! i yelled but no one heard me
He Said "DONT EVEN TRY TO SCREAM. NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU"
I replied "Dude your just creeping me out and stop with the caps"
He never replied And then everything was pitch black and he vanished.And then i said "am i dead?" and then someone said "No."
I was thankful that someone was there
but then someone under the name of "..." said "Hehehe" i noticed that Minecraft wasnt up anymore instead it was .exe i tried to exit but everytime i tried a popup would say "There is no escape" then "..." said "YOUR NOT ABLE TO CLOSE THIS" Then the other guy said "This guy is just weird" his skin changed to the same skin i saw before the blood red skin with the faint face Then he said "Whats Wrong Dude?" i replied "Your skin is creepy as hell!" He replied "Wait what" he pressed F5 and then he said "HOLY CRAP!" i began to feel like i was being watched And then i warped into the game with the same skin the other guys had. everything began to melt except ... I pulled out my gun and shot ... before i melted ... began to melt too. And then all i am now. is blood but before i felt happy that i shot him but still that was the end of me.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
.exe

One day I went to a yard sale in the middle of fucking nowhere.
I wanted to buy a laptop, so I had no fucking clue what i was doing at a yard sale. I went and talked to the old lady behind the yard sale and told her "I don't suppose you have any computers for sale, Derp" and she replied "actually yes i do, and you can haz it for free :3." It's about here when i started to get chills down my spine, so i turned around and looked at my back and said "You're not supposed to get chills yet, it's later in the fucking story!!!" so after that my chills went away.
Anway, back to the story. So the lady gave a very new looking computer, which I was suprised to see since this was a yard sale. So, I took the laptop off the lady and she gave me a blue mouse which had no brand, this made me shit brix.
After i got home somehow, I rushed up to my room to set this fucking thing up. What you are about to here next is going to be extremly disturbing and not for the faint of heart. As soon as i turned on that power button the first thing i saw made me instanly regret on ever getting that laptop from that lady. the computer was begining to set itself up and....oh shit i should have said what  i saw, my mistake. what i saw was that this laptop had FUCKING WINDOWS 8........WINDOWS 8. You know how shit that thing is? I couldn't take it anymore, i thought i needed some sleep, so i went to bed.
After a shitty night of nightmares, i finnaly found that my laptop had set itself up, which was strange since i never filled in any information or anything, so I went on the laptop and found out that my account name was "666" I instantly had a "-_-" face on when this happened. Something caught my eye however, in the top right hand corner it said ".exe has finished downloading"
"I never downloaded anything" i thought, so after an hour of trying to load up this ".exe". I managed to get it to load.
And as soon as it loaded my laptop when to shit. Pictures of dead babies came up aswell as, mutilated bodies, dead animals and even a picture of that Jeff guy.
My computer then went red and Black text appeared on the screen, stating "Look behind you :3". So i did and there was a woman with no eyes and she was bleeding REALISTIC BLOOD...oh wait it is real life. so after that she walked toward me and killed me, and that's the end of .exe.
Wait how am i able to write this if i'm dead?......oh shit.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:File Extensions
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
000.exe

This Is Not Based On Any Of Ze Tru Storiez! ENJOY!!!
==At The Computer Room==
So Ian Hecox And I Were Watching Miku Videos And When We Watched Po Pi Po, I Found A Freakin Pop Up That Says That I Could Have A Virtual Vocaloid To Chat With. 
I Was At Workstation 33 But Ian Clicked It And The Download Time Was About 2 Minutes And Installed For 1 Minute. 
==chat Time== 
I Accidentally Clicked On Miku 
And She Said "Hello Master! What Is Your Name" 
I Said "Warren Cook" 
Miku Said"Hi Warren Cook! nice To Meet You. 
Miku: Want To talk? 
Me:Firetruck No! I'm Going To Play Nfs Rivals. 
Miku: Don't Leave Me!
me:No. 
Den I Cliked Da X. 
==While On NFS Rivals== 
Me: Oh Yeah! I Took winxbloom27 Down Again With Ze EMP! 
i Just Saw Miku Again 
Miku: I Wanna Talk To You! 
Another X Again I Stopped NFS Rivals And I Opened AVG And I Ran A Full System Scan And I Saw That 000.exe has Trojan Horses And Spam. 
I Clicked Quarantine And 000.exe was uninstalled even miku uninstalled too. 
==The Thing That Baxter Told Me== 
Baxter Told Me That 000.exe was so dangerous he also told me i should download 
The App Called "Talk With Hot Girls " Baxter Said That The App Has No Virus.
===MIKU HACKS MY COMPUTER THAT I BUILT=== 
Computer Hacked 
12:40 opening of my gaming cafe 
i Had A Nice Time On My Computer 
BUT, HACK'D! 
Miku Trololololololololololols Me! 
TAken Hack Out 
This Time Luka Troll'd Me With Vocaloid Software On My Gaming PC Plus A BSOD 
(BLACK SCREEN OF DEATH) 
Virus Found! 
So I Firetrucking Trolled Miku By Putting A David Beckham Error on Her Pc 
(SAME WITH OTHER VOCALOIDS) 
=BECKHAM ERROR= 
We Interrupt your Game to Bring You A David Beckham Error. 
David Beckham Was Killed By Ozama Bean Madden 
Do Not Shut Down Your Computer 
Repeat: Do Not Shut Down Your Computer 
Ozama Put A Bomb On Beckham's House 
Repeat:Ozama Put A Bomb On Beckham's House 
Beckham'z Houze Will Explode In 15 Minutes
REPAET: Beckham'z House Will Explode In 15 Minutes 
SHUTDOWN 
AFTER THOSE CRAP 
Well I Get my Computer Back Without Ze Trolling with Hi Security Systems
Category:File Extensions
TROLL LEVEL:12345678901234567890000000! OVERTROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'D!!! 
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Trollpasta
01001000 01100101 01101110 01110010 01111001 00101110 01101010 01110000 01100111

I was in school when I saw Jack who was crying. I walked up to him. "Everything's going to be alright. For the sake of Chris Hansen. Even though I love freshmen girls." I looked behind and saw a boner when I saw a freshman girl. I wanted to marry her. I had to focus on Jack again. "What is the fucking problem?"
"Henry revealed he was gay and I hate gay people." Jack said.
"That's racist." I replied and then e started walking down the hall way with guns and bullets. We were looking for Henry. We saw him making out with........... GABE!
"How dare you betray us Gabe!" Jack screamed as he threw a homphobic condom at Gabe. Then Henry looked at us concerned. He wanted us to accept him.
"Will you accept me? My parents are christains and they kicked me out when I came out and now I am homeless and Gabe wants to help me." Henry said and then Gabe looked down. He had boner.
"I'm gay to." He said and they resumed their making out. Then Jack and I aimed at them. We fired and then missed. Instead we shot Doctor. Then Charlotte and Roman in. They were going out for a year now and we made wedding arrangements with Roman behind her back.
"Charlotte I fucking love you. You make me so fucking happy. Will you fucking marry me?" He said and bowed down and then got a wedding ring out.
"Oh my fucking wedding yes!" Charlotte agreed and Roman got a boner. I then remembered. Love was something you had to pursue. I turned towards Jack.
"You go get Nepgear bitch." I told him excited and I ran to the middle school to go kiss the girls there. They were fine with it. Mr. Abbate had his daugther in there and he let me date her.
Epilogue: Henry and Gabe marry and Henry is a lawyer and Gabe is a math teacher. Charlotte and Roman got married and had on girl named Mio. Morgan loved her secretly. Charlotte was a stripper and Roman was a intern. Jack and Nepgear got married and have a child named Leonardo Di'Caprio. Jack is fighting the Illuminati and Nepgear is a housewife but ten times better. I was still in love with Freshmen girls but I never acted upon my desires so I never got arrested. But Jack found out and he said what the fuck ever.
THE END
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:File Extensions
Category:Trollpasta
010194

The year is 1994. I was in 8th grade. For Christmas a few days ago, my parents had gotten me a sleek MS-DOS PC, and was working on fixing it up to play some new games, like DOOM and other stuff. There was someone kind of of virus on it that made it overheat and shut off, so I had to gut it and put new parts in. I walked to the pawn shop to see if there were any parts to use. After asking the sales clerk, I navigated to a glass case that had an old Maxtor disk in it. I figured 8gb would be enough, so I forked out the cash and went on my way. On my way out, though, I noticed a disk that had the word "Doom" lazily scrawled on it. I picked it up and bought it as well. When I got home, I hooked up the IDE cable and put the latest MS-DOS on it. I tried out the Doom disk, but all that was on it was some PWads. One was named "WEED" (I hope ironically), and one was in some weird ASCII format that I couldn't read. I set it off to the side and grabbed my fresh copy of DOOM Registered to install. I played through the whole game that night. I watched some VHS recordings of The Andy Griffith Show and fell asleep.
The next day my mother and father were out to do some stuff, so I decided to try out those WADs. "WEED" was only one level, and it was just a level filled with cannabis leaf pictures. The odd WAD was still present, so I loaded it up and it put me in a black room with demons grunting all around me. The MIDI track was screwed up as well, so I switched to the PC speaker and reloaded the game. This time it was a different level. A serene forest with a dirt path. I walked along and examined the trees. After walking for some time, I saw a carving on a stump. However, when I approached, the game randomly shut down and left a message at the prompt: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?" Strange, I thought. I decided to try one more time, this time with my Sound Blaster loaded. The track was a distorted organ with a weird, echo-y bass-like instrument in the background. The skybox was blood red, and the ground was littered with high definition sprites of corpses. The level of detail was gratuitous, to say the least. There were bodies with their organs strewn out on the grass, and people strung up in trees by their own intestines. I can imagine how pale I must have been. I swallowed, and moved on. There were so many bodies. The game was so detailed, it even had flies buzzing around them. I gagged, threw up in my mouth, and choked it back down while tearing out the power cord and going outside. I stood on the door step, heaving. The neighbor asked if I was okay. I put on a cheap grin and nodded. I grabbed the 3 1/2 inch floppy, smashed it, and flushed it down the toilet. I only went back to play Doom a few times, but never more. I haven't said a word about it till today.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Pointless Violence
0111010

A short time ago, on a site I like to go to, Newgrounds, a new user joined. Not just any user, his username was "0111010". Odd, I thought to myself. Shortly after, uploaded a flash.
It was pretty creepy, using a binary translator I decoded his message, he speaks to us as "Mortals".
He has released two news posts, two flash, and is starting to creep some people out. I'm starting to speculate this might be a demon.
I will add more as more updates are available, or if new things happen to the page.
Now for more background about the actual posts, he seems to post new things... in a day by day fashion. He seems to know what he is doing, regardless I will continue to watch this.
==UPDATE: SEPTEMBER 1st, 2011==
He appears to have three flashes now, one scorning us for mocking him, saying he is coming, it depicts things like violent beheadings, I'm starting to get worried about this.
==UPDATE: APRIL 30th, 2012==
One of my friends has disappeared. His name is David Smallman. There are now 10 flashing lights.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Jornel
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
0SU.zip

I always liked playing osu!. I played it even at night, but when I heared a doorbell, I opened the door and seen a package, The package had a game DVD that was scratched saying "05U". When I inserted it in my computer, it had a white screen with black text saying "Please download the .zip file at osu666.com". I ejected the disc and gone to osu666.com, and downloaded the osu bootleg. I played my favorite song on osu! known as LeaF - MARENOL. When I got to the drop (2 part of LeaF - MARENOL), there was a girl hanging with blood near everywhere on her body, and her eyes were replaced as white circles with a black outline. After 2 minutes, the girl dissapeared, and I realised I was on the 3rd part. When I got 10 misses on the 3rd part, the same girl appeared, but was alot worse. Her arms were sliced off and it had tentacles coming out from her arms. Note that this is work in progress...
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pointless Violence
1

1 potato.
1 onion.
1 dismembered Somalian dignitary.
Mix them and you will get 1 red pen.
If you write someone's name with the red pen they will become Chinese. If they are already Chinese you will die.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Rituwel
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Satire
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
100$ serious

yea making fun of the united states is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so i can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so you bastards. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander you're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newbie loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
100,000,000th visitor

You know those pop-ups? 
It's common knowledge, I know, but whatever you do, do not click on those godforsaken things.
This is my story. This is what happened when I clicked on one.
I was browsing a crappy porn website, looking for something weird to jack off too.
I had found a video that seemed to my liking. The title is what caught my attention, but before the video finished buffering, an ad popped up.
I groaned. Nice way to ruin the mood.
The ad was the typical "Congrats! You're the 100,000,000th visitor!" type shit. I rolled my eyes. Who falls for this kind of bullshit? I tried to exit, but it wouldn't allow me for some odd reason. I clicked on it again, and it sent me to a new page. I face-palmed. A fake exit button. Oldest rick in the books. Also, extremely annoying. 
The page took a long time to load, but when it did, I recoiled in disgust and shock.
There, was a picture... Of a dead man holding an iPhone. The caption said "He fell for it lol"
There was so much blood and gore in the picture, I threw up. It was so bloody...
I tried to close out, but alas, I couldn't. I tried to turn it off, but it wouldn't stop displaying the screen. 
Then, another picture popped up. It was me! From my crappy webcam!
"You're next lol" said the caption.
I turned around. A man was there with an iPhone. He bashed my skull in with it. End.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
1000 Ways To Die

So, I think all of you have seen that show 1000 Ways To Die on the channel Spike. I just watched an episode and it got me wondering: Why did they make this show? The only point to it is describing gruesome, stupid, and weird deaths while playing them out with actors. I don't think this is what anyone calls entertainment. Was the maker of this show near insanity? This show leaves many questions. I like to imagine the narrorator is the devil, or is that just me.
I'm also wondering why this show has a fanbase. Maybe some of the fanbase will be future serial killers? Who knows? If it's anything, I'm the one who thinks there is a fanbase. I'm starting to creep myself out. And to think that I'm starting to feel insane myself.
Anyways, something weird happend the other day. That morning, I was watching a full episode in HD on Youtube. That night, it was removed for copyright infrengment, by Viacom. Does that mean they actually take pride in this show? Maybe it's their prised show Spike. Overall, this show leaves behind many, many questions. Can they be answered?
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:English Class Failure
Category:THERY
Category:Shortpasta