Wilt Chamberlain

Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain is considered by many as possibly the best basketball player of all time. To this day he still holds the record for most points scored in a game (100), most rebounds in a season (903), and most women slept with (over 600,000 and counting). Wilt Chamberlain also admitted that he used to consort with buffaloes, which puts him on equal footing with Dennis Rodman.
==Early years==
Wilt conceived himself, after somehow impregnating his own mother and both of her sisters, in 1936. In 1955, at just 18 years old, he stood over 9 feet tall and sported a lovely Afro hairdo.The carpet matched the drapes. Unfortunately for him, his hair was maimed in a catastrophic ceiling fan accident, leaving him standing a mere 7'1".
When Wilt began his profession in basketball, he was told he would never be able to succeed because he was too tall and a black man. On top of that, he refused to take the drugs his coach offered to the whole team, for he was too proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle. But Wilt soon showed everyone that basketball, and cross-country fornication, were made for the tall, black man. After only two seasons, Wilt averaged around 100 points a game and slept with the mommas of those who said he would never make it as a player, bar none.
==Wilt fucked your mom==
Chamberlain started to become a nationwide sensation. The more points he scored on the court, the more he scored off the court with the ladies. Because Chamberlain was a black man in a time when the white man was a racist son of a bitch,Between the years of 21BC to present he was forced to begin his career with the Philadelphia 69ers pro bono. To rebel against the white oppressors, Wilt celebrated each victory by having sex with all of the opposing team's wives and girlfriends. When Wilt won MVP in 1968, he upped the celebration by not just seducing the wives and girlfriends of his opponents, but also his own teammates' wives/girlfriends, and a few of his teammates.
By the time Wilt retired in 1977, he had slept with half of the planet, including your mom's mom, her grandmother and probably even her grandfather and his grandfather's grandmother. Though scientific limits prevent us from learning about his exploits beyond that, we wouldn't bet against his conquests predating the Cambrian period.
===People Wilt claims he slept with===
Wilt was often questioned about the legitimacy of his sexual claims, but he decided to finally put any doubts to rest in a tell-all interview in 1989. Chamberlain went on to list every conquest in his lifetime, from the loss of the V-Card to the very interviewer herself. Here is a snippet of names from the mythological catalog:
* Oscar Wilde
* Judy Garland
* Fudgemobile
* Ruth Bader Ginsburg
* The Little Mermaid
* Queen Latifah
* Oprah Winfrey
* Marilyn Monroe
* Paris Hilton
* Pamela Anderson
* Princess Leia
* Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
* Yoko Ono
* Wendy Thomas
* Gloria Estefan
* Halle Berry
* Lara Croft
* Susan B. Anthony
* Nicole Richie
* Janet Reno
* Wonder Woman
* Diane Duane
* The Rock
* Charles Barkley
* Emma Bunton
* Los Angeles Clippers
* Philadelphia 76ers
* Babe Ruth
* Sandra Bullock
* Harrison Ford
* Dave Evans
* Mary McAleese
* Mariah Carey
* Natalie Portman
* Christian Bale
* Christina Aguilera
* Aretha Franklin
* Dolly Parton
* Big Bird
* Dana Barrot
* Sarah Michelle Gellar
* Xena Warrior Princess
* Sheena Easton
* Rachael Ray
* 21 shemales in one
* Voltron
* The Pink & Yellow Power Rangers
* Big Mamma Babbaloobie
* Renee O'Connor
* Amanda Tapping
* Marilyn Monroe
* Florence Nightingale
* Tracey Ullman
* Edna the Great
* Carmen Electra
* Rosa Parks
* Grace Slick
* Victoria Beckham
* Sylvia Tóth 
* Shannon Hoon
* Carrie Fisher
* Chuck Norris
* Sarah McLachlan
* Mary I of Scotland
* Terence McKenna
* Tony Blair
* Eddie Izzard
* Bettie Page
* Jammie Dodgers
* Clairvoyance
* Linda Martin
* Levon Bohemyan
* Patrick Swayze
* Jennifer Connelly
* An Ogre
* Loch Ness Monster
* General George S Patton
* Sammy Sosa
* Hannah Montana
* Britney Spears
* Paris Hilton
* Craig Charles
* Alisa Valdes Rodriguez
* Tony Danza
* Niggerlodeon
* Freddy Krueger
* Queen of Cleveland, Ohio
* Team America: World Police
* Guns N' Roses
* Janeane Garofalo
* Jabba the Hutt
* Batman
* Girl power
* Theda Bara
* Walt Disney
* Eddie Murphy
* Diane Sawyer
* Devonshire Arms
* The State of the Union Address
* Chris Rock
* Michael Jackson
* Every team's cheerleaders
* Every team's mascot
* Every team's coach
* Every team
* Jenny McCarthy
* Anna Nicole Smith
* Elle McPherson
* Kim Beazley
* Barbra Streisand
* Debbie McGee
* Cher
* Mary I of Scotland
* Virginia Woolf
* Cleopatra
* Olsen Twins
* Cindy Sheehan
* Delaware
* All the Golden Girls
* Samantha Carter
* Bethesda Softworks
* Double D Debbie 
* Daisy Duke
* Peggy Bundy
* Sgt. Hooks
* Jason's mom
* Jenny Talia
* Rodney Rude
* Kid Rock
* Richard Wilkins
* Chicago Fags
* MacGyver
* K.I.T.T
* Geena Davis
* Satan	
* Emily Dickinson
* Belinda Stronach
* Naomi Campbell
* The Yellow M&M
* Cindy & Bobby Brady
* Claire Redfield
* 3,489 hookers from San Andreas
* Cheryl Ladd
* Chuck Berry
* Scooby Doo
* Linda Martin
* Jenna Jameson
* Susan Boyle
* Nancy Reagan
* Helen Clark
* Carol Channing
* Pauline Hanson
* Emma Bunton
* Amber Lamps
* Leslie Nielsen
* Clara Schumann
* Valeria Mazza
* Megan Fox
* Suzanne Carlsson
* Michelle Trachtenberg
* Gail Porter
* Carlos Mencia
* Speedy Gonzalez
* Pussy in a can
* Cum in a Can
* Mount Everest
* Australia
* Beavis and Butt-Head
* Spinach
* Gibson SG
* His own mother-in-law
* Hilary Duff
* Peter Pan
* Tinkerbell
* Jackie Stallone
* Helen Keller
* Two-Face
* The Angry Video Game Nerd
* Lando Calrissian
* Marge Simpson
* Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
* Telstra
* Madeleine McCann
* Sophocles
* Weight Watchers
* The Empire State Building
* Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
* Hulk Hogan
* Nicole Richie
* Lionel Richie
* Ron Jeremy
* Keanu Reeves
* Grimmos
* Mel Gibson
* Nancy Grace
* The Queen of the Damned
* She'Ra
* Nicky Campbell
* Adam and Eve
* Moses Purple
* Haile Selassie
* Richard Simmons
* Gene Simmons
* Jesus
* Mary Magdalene
* Pope John Paul 2.0
* Oprah
* Michael Jordan's mom
* Michael Jordan
* Larry Bird
* Aysa
* Alice in Wonderland
* Hillary Clinton
* Marvin the Martian
* Minnie Mouse
* Shenmoo
* Felipe Romero
* Robocop
* Dandruff
* Chun Li
* Camilla Parker-Bowles
* Faggatron
* Game Genie
* Kobe's momma
* Alice Cooper
* Wanda Sykes
* April O'Neil
* Alicia Silverstone
* Martha Stewart
* Malcolm X
* Shaq-ira
* Ruth Bader Ginsburg
* Sharon Osbourne
* Michelle Pfeiffer
* Laura Bush
* Kim Beazley
* Deborah Harry
* Jessica Rabbit
* Shirley Temple
* Cynthia Rothrock
* Angela Merkel
* Brendan Nelson
* Amy Winehouse
* Anna Kournikova
* Rebecca Sealfon
* Virginia Woolf
* Kathy Griffin
* Pam Ayres
* Julien Dubuque
* Heather Mills McCartney
* Doris Day
* Veronica Cangemi
* Lynne Cheney
* Sally Hemings
* Audrey Hepburn
* June Allyson
* Judy Garland
* Anaïs Nin
* Brittany
* Melanie Griffith	
* Katie Holmes
* Helen of Troy
* Agent Smith
* Jeremy Clarkson
* Andrei Tarkovsky
* Banana peels
* Waldo
* Veronica Cangemi
* Krispy Kreme
* Birdy
* Smurfette
* Pinky
* Lamb Chop
* Bruce Willis
* The Joker
* Katherine Harris
* Bettie Page
* Andre The Giant
* Zoe Tay
* Mary Hart
* Joan Crawford
* Porky Pig
* Sean Connery
* Rachel Maddow
* Elizabeth Catherine Montour
* Lizzie Borden
* Metallica
* Ghost Rider
* Mick Foley
* Fisher Price
* Toot
* Mika Häkkinen
* Johnny 5
* Choplin JNR
* Danny Elfman
* Al Gore
* Bevanistan
* Shelly Winters
* Fatboy Slim
* Miss Piggy
* Yoda
* Kathy Griffin
* Yogi Bear
* Betty Blowtorch
* Julia Morris
* Mrs. Claus
* Margaret Thatcher
* Princess Diana
* Chyna
* Milo and Otis
* Kris Kross
* Sarah Jessica Parker
* Sharon Stone
* Mary Poppins
* Nancy Reagan
* Carmen Sandiego
* Wendy Alexander
* Christina Aguilera
* Linda Martin
* Lady Gaga
* Amanda Bearse
* Mrs. Claus
* Miss Papaya
* Pacman's daughter
* Those girls on the attention screen of NBA Jam
* Trya Banks
* Fat Albert's momma's sweet ass
* Janet Jackson
* Irene Ryan (Granny from Beverly Hillbillies)
* Your mom's cat
* Ellen DeGeneres
* Vanessa Hudgens
* Sue
* Carousel
* Tarantula
* Rosetta Stone
* Terri Schiavo
* Tonya Harding
* Stacy Keibler
* Jessica Fletcher
* Natalee Holloway
* Jodrell Bank
* Brooke Shields
* Angela Merkel
* Agatha Christie
* Nadine Coyle
* Aylesbury
* Raquel Welch
* Olive Oyl
* Olive oil
* Shari Lewis
* Kerry Packer
* Lorem Ispum
* Susan B. Anthony
* Jacques Chirac
* Emmanuel Lewis
* Glenn Beck
* Mrs. Dalloway
* Dame Edna
* Penguin
* Rachel Maddow
* Susan B. Anthony
* Elastic Trout
* Mike Tyson 
* Cherie Blair's mouth
* Angus Young
* Lee Evans
* Cinderella
* Wesley Snipes
* Valencia Grapes
* Kool-Aid Man
* Joaquin Phoenix
* River Phoenix
* Cat Litter
* A Lesbian Whale
* Rosetta Stone
* Colin Powell
* Jennifer Aniston
* Sophia Loren
* Soup
* Mr. Bean
* Cactus Man
* Jane Fonda
* Gene Wilder
* Little Annie Fanny
* Mercedes-Benz
* Carol Channing
* Robin Hood
* Rene Levesque
* Reese Witherspoon	
* Pillsbury Dough Boy
* Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
* Mrs. God's blog
* Bobcat Goldthwait
* Moses Hightower
* The Rolling Stones
* Lily Allen
* PETA
* Bloody Mary
* Cold Turkey
* Bill & Ted
* Clint Eastwood
* Debbie Reynolds
* Burt Reynolds
* Linda McCartney
* Linda Chamberlain
* Sarah Michelle Gellar
* Queen Latifah
* Whoopi Goldberg
* Susan Boyle
* Crystal Bay Township, Minnesota
* GLaDOS
* Ritalin
* Dawn French
* Jackie Kennedy
* Nelly Furtado
* Heidi Klum
* Lydia Lunch
* Courtney
* Dora the Explorer
* The mortician who buried him
* Scottie Pippen
* David Letterman
* Ewoks
* ALF
* Lisa Marie Nowak
* Lindsay Lohan
* Michelle Obama
* Queen Elizabeth I
* Elizabeth Catherine Montour
* Lizzie Borden
* Janet Reno
* Mrs J
* Marv Albert
* The hot black chick on The View
* Samantha Carter
* Monica Lewinsky
* Holly Robinson
* Charlotte The Spider
* Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio
* Barbie
* Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
* Evelyn Waugh
* Jean Claude Van Dyke
* Chernobyl
* Lil' Kim
* Joan Rivers
* Roseanne
* Beverly Hal 9000
* Lorem Ispum 
* Wendy Alexander
* Ruby Ridge
* Lois Lane
* Tina Turner
* Paula Abdul
* Lilith Fair
* Robinho
* Crystal Bay Township, Minnesota
* GLaDOS
* Ritalin
* Dawn French
* Jackie Kennedy
* Nelly Furtado
* Heidi Klum
* Lydia Lunch
* Courtney
* Dora the Explorer
* Terry Gilliam
* Pennywise
* Sabrina Lloyd
* Angelica Pickles
* Chipmonks
* Bobby Heenan
* Veronica Cangemi
* Easter Bunny
* Jean-Claude Van Damme
* Jenga
* Tic-Tac-Toe
* Maniac Cop
* Princess Peach
* Tartan Army
* Daisy Duck
* Delliteration
* Sister Dora
* Russell Crowe
* Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy
* 2-Pac
* Wendy Alexander
* Ms. Potato Head
* The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants
* The old man down the street
* The cast of Bonanza
* A piece of lint
* Michelle Obama
* Michelle Pfeiffer
* Madonna
* The Coathangers
* Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir
* Reese Witherspoon
* A hole in a tree
* A bag of razor blades
* Soulja Boy
* Janet Reno
* Jean Reno
* :Category:Women
* Rosie O'Donnell
* The World's Sexiest Baby
* Tarantula
* Your math teacher
* Robert Christgau
* Dan Savage
* Winston Churchill
* Yellow
* Beige
* Anne Hathaway
* Kate Bush	
* Minnie Driver
* Madonna
* Mother Nature
* Your Dad
* Chuck Norris
* Smokey the Bear
* Elmo
* Adolf "High Hangtime" Hitler
* Mahatma Gandhi
* Darlington
* London buses
* Aretha Franklin
* Sonic the Hedgehog
* New York City
* King Kong Bundy
* Martinique
* Cuppa Tea
* Gay Friendly Women
* Chicks on Speed
* 900 crack whores
* Ellen Ripley
* Jennifer Lopez
* Tracy Partridge
* Grace Slick
* Victoria Beckham
* Sylvia Tóth 
* Shannon Hoon
* Carrie Fisher
* Chuck Norris
* Sarah McLachlan
* Mary I of Scotland
* Terence McKenna
* Tony Blair
* Eddie Izzard
* Bettie Page
* Jammie Dodgers
* Clairvoyance
* Linda Martin
* Levon Bohemyan
* Patrick Swayze
* Jennifer Connelly
* An Ogre
* Loch Ness Monster
* General George S Patton
* Sammy Sosa
* Hannah Montana
* Britney Spears
* Paris Hilton
* Craig Charles
* Alisa Valdes Rodriguez
* Tony Danza
* Niggerlodeon
* Freddy Krueger
* Queen of Cleveland, Ohio
* Team America: World Police
* Guns N' Roses
* Janeane Garofalo
* Jabba the Hutt
* Batman
* Girl power
* Theda Bara
* Walt Disney
* Eddie Murphy
* Diane Sawyer
* Devonshire Arms
* The State of the Union Address
* Chris Rock
* Michael Jackson
* Every team's cheerleaders
* Every team's mascot
* Every team's coach
* Every team
* Jenny McCarthy
* Anna Nicole Smith
* Elle McPherson
* Kim Beazley
* Barbra Streisand
* Debbie McGee
* Cher
* Mary I of Scotland
* Virginia Woolf
* Cleopatra
* Olsen Twins
* Cindy Sheehan
* Delaware
* All the Golden Girls
* Samantha Carter
* Bethesda Softworks
* Double D Debbie 
* Daisy Duke
* Peggy Bundy
* Sgt. Hooks
* Jasons Mom
* Jenny Talia
* Rodney Rude
* Kid Rock
* Richard Wilkins
* Chicago Fags
* MacGyver
* K.I.I.T
* Geena Davis
* Satan
* Emily Dickinson
* Belinda Stronach
* Naomi Campbell
* The Yellow M&M
* Cindy & Bobby Brady
* Claire Redfield
* 3,489 hookers from San Andreas
* Cheryl Ladd
* Chuck Berry
* Scooby Doo
* Linda Martin
* Jenna Jameson
* Susan Boyle
* Nancy Reagan
* Helen Clark
* Carol Channing
* Pauline Hanson
* Emma Bunton
* Amber Lamps
* Leslie Nielsen
* Clara Schumann
* Valeria Mazza
* Megan Fox
* Suzanne Carlsson	
* Michelle Trachtenberg
* Gail Porter
* Carlos Mencia
* Speedy Gonzalez
* Pussy in a can
* Cum in a Can
* Mount Everest
* Australia
* Beavis and Butt-Head
* Spinach
* Gibson SG
* His own mother-in-law
* Hilary Duff
* Peter Pan
* Tinkerbell
* Jackie Stallone
* Helen Keller
* Two-Face
* The Angry Video Game Nerd
* Lando Calrissian
* Marge Simpson
* Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
* Telstra
* Madeleine McCann
* Sophocles
* Weight Watchers
* The Empire State Building
* Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
* Hulk Hogan
* Nicole Richie
* Lionel Richie
* Ron Jeremy
* Keanu Reeves
* Grimmos
* Mel Gibson
* Nancy Grace
* The Queen of the Damned
* She'Ra
* Nicky Campbell
* Adam and Eve
* Moses Purple
* Haile Selassie
* Richard Simmons
* Gene Simmons
* Jesus
* Mary Magdalene
* Pope John Paul 2.0
* Oprah
* Michael Jordan's mom
* Michael Jordan
* Larry Bird
* Aysa
* Alice in Wonderland
* Hillary Clinton
* Marvin the Martian
* Cleopatra
* Olsen Twins
* Cindy Sheehan
* Delaware
* All the Golden Girls
* Samantha Carter
* Bethesda Softworks
* Double D Debbie 
* Daisy Duke
* Peggy Bundy
* Sgt. Hooks
* Jasons Mom
* Jenny Talia
* Rodney Rude
* Haile Selassie
* Ritalin
* Dawn French
* Jackie Kennedy
* Nelly Furtado
* Heidi Klum
* Lydia Lunch
* Courtney
* Dora the Explorer
* Terry Gilliam
* Pennywise
* Sabrina Lloyd
* Angelica Pickles
* Chipmonks
* Bobby Heenan
* Veronica Cangemi
* Easter Bunny
* Brett Favre
* Pavement
* Modest Mouse
* Patti Smith
* Patty Winters
* Edgar Winter
* Johns Hopkins
* Ron Jeremy
* Keanu Reeves
* Grimmos
* Mel Gibson
* Nancy Grace
* The Queen of the Damned
* Cypress Hill
* Greece
* The song that never ends
* George Washington	
* Minnie Mouse
* Shenmoo
* Felipe Romero
* Robocop
* Dandruff
* Chun Li
* Camilla Parker-Bowles
* Faggatron
* Game Genie
* Kobe's Momma
* Alice Cooper
* Wanda Sykes
* April O'Neil
* Alicia Silverstone
* Martha Stewart
* Malcolm X
* Shaq-ira
* Ruth Bader Ginsburg
* Sharon Osbourne
* Michelle Pfeiffer
* Laura Bush
* Kim Beazley
* Deborah Harry
* Jessica Rabbit
* Shirley Temple
* Cynthia Rothrock
* Angela Merkel
* Brendan Nelson
* Amy Winehouse
* Anna Kournikova
* Rebecca Sealfon
* Virginia Woolf
* Kathy Griffin
* Pam Ayres
* Julien Dubuque
* Heather Mills McCartney
* Doris Day
* Veronica Cangemi
* Lynne Cheney
* Sally Hemings
* Audrey Hepburn
* June Allyson
* Judy Garland
* Anaïs Nin
* Brittany
* Melanie Griffith
* Katie Holmes
* Helen of Troy
* Agent Smith
* Jeremy Clarkson
* Andrei Tarkovsky
* Banana peels
* Waldo
* Veronica Cangemi
* Krispy Kreme
* Birdy
* Smurfette
* Pinky
* Lamb Chop
* Bruce Willis
* The Joker
* Katherine Harris
* Bettie Page
* Andre The Giant
* Zoe Tay
* Mary Hart
* Joan Crawford
* Porky Pig
* Sean Connery
* Rachel Maddow
* Elizabeth Catherine Montour
* Lizzie Borden
* Metallica
* Ghost Rider
* Mick Foley
* Fisher Price
* Toot
* Mika Häkkinen
* Johnny 5
* Choplin JNR
* Danny Elfman
* Al Gore
* Bevanistan
* Shelly Winters
* Fatboy Slim
* Miss Piggy
* Yoda
* Kathy Griffin
* Yogi Bear
* Betty Blowtorch
* Julia Morris
* Mrs. Claus
* Margaret Thatcher
* John C. Calhoun
* Homer Simpson
* Malcom X
* James Joyce	
* Princess Diana
* Chyna
* Milo and Otis
* Kris Kross
* Sarah Jessica Parker
* Sharon Stone
* Mary Poppins
* Nancy Reagan
* Carmen Sandiego
* Wendy Alexander
* Christina Aguilera
* Linda Martin
* Lady Gaga
* Amanda Bearse
* Mrs. Claus
* Miss Papaya
* Pacman's daughter
* Those girls on the attention screen of NBA Jam
* Trya Banks
* Fat Albert's momma's sweet ass
* Janet Jackson
* Irene Ryan (Granny from Beverly Hillbillies)
* Your Mom's Cat
* Ellen DeGeneres
* Vanessa Hudgens
* Sue
* Carousel
* Tarantula
* Rosetta Stone
* Terri Schiavo
* Tonya Harding
* Stacy Keibler
* Jessica Fletcher
* Natalee Holloway
* Jodrell Bank
* Brooke Shields
* Angela Merkel
* Agatha Christie
* Nadine Coyle
* Aylesbury
* Raquel Welch
* Olive oil
* Olive Oyl
* Shari Lewis
* Kerry Packer
* Lorem Ispum
* Susan B. Anthony
* Jacques Chirac
* Emmanuel Lewis
* Glenn Beck
* Mrs. Dalloway
* Dame Edna
* Penguin
* Rachel Maddow
* Susan B. Anthony
* Elastic Trout
* Mike Tyson 
* Cherie Blair's mouth
* Angus Young
* Lee Evans
* Cinderella
* Wesley Snipes
* Valencia Grapes
* Kool-Aid Man
* Joaquin Phoenix
* River Phoenix
* Cat Litter
* A Lesbian Whale
* Rosetta Stone
* Colin Powell
* Jennifer Aniston
* Sophia Loren
* Soup
* Mr. Bean
* Cactus Man
* Jane Fonda
* Gene Wilder
* Little Annie Fanny
* Mercedes-Benz
* Carol Channing
* Robin Hood
* Rene Levesque
* Reese Witherspoon
* Pillsbury Dough Boy
* Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
* Bobcat Goldthwait
* Moses Hightower
* The Rolling Stones
* Lily Allen
* PETA
* Bloody Mary
* Cold Turkey
* Bill & Ted
* William Wallace
* Ben & Jerry's Pistachio Ice Cream	
* Clint Eastwood
* Debbie Reynolds
* Burt Reynolds
* Linda McCartney
* Linda Chamberlain
* Sarah Michelle Gellar
* Queen Latifah
* Whoopi Goldberg
* Susan Boyle
* The mortician who buried him
* Scottie Pippen
* David Letterman
* Ewoks
* ALF
* Lisa Marie Nowak
* Lindsay Lohan
* Michelle Obama
* Queen Elizabeth I
* Elizabeth Catherine Montour
* Lizzie Borden
* Janet Reno
* Mrs J
* Marv Albert
* The hot black chick on The View
* Samantha Carter
* Monica Lewinsky
* Holly Robinson
* Charlotte The Spider
* Mrs. Edwin Standish of Shaker Heights Ohio
* Barbie
* Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
* Evelyn Waugh
* Jean Claude Van Dyke
* Chernobyl
* Lil' Kim
* Joan Rivers
* Roseanne
* Beverly Hal 9000
* Lorem Ispum 
* Wendy Alexander
* Ruby Ridge
* Lois Lane
* Tina Turner
* Paula Abdul
* Lilith Fair
* Robinho
* Terry Gilliam
* Pennywise
* Sabrina Lloyd
* Angelica Pickles
* Chipmonks
* Bobby Heenan
* Veronica Cangemi
* Easter Bunny
* Jean-Claude Van Damme
* Jenga
* Tic-Tac-Toe
* Maniac Cop
* Princess Peach
* Tartan Army
* Daisy Duck
* Delliteration
* Sister Dora
* Russell Crowe
* Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy
* 2-Pac
* Wendy Alexander
* Minnie Driver
* Madonna
* Mother Nature
* Your Dad
* Chuck Norris
* Smokey the Bear
* Elmo
* Adolf "High Hangtime" Hitler
* Mahatma Gandhi
* Darlington
* London buses
* Aretha Franklin
* Sonic the Hedgehog
* New York City
* Yo momma's head
* King Kong Bundy
* Martinique
* Cuppa Tea
* Gay Friendly Women
* Chicks on Speed
* 900 crack whores
* Ellen Ripley
* Jennifer Lopez
* And a partridge in a pear tree
 
Though concrete evidence of these individual claims is as hard to find as an L.A. Clippers fan, sex historians have resigned themselves to simply taking Wilt's word for it.
==Is he the greatest of all time?==
The argument of who is the all-time greatest Basketball player has been going on for years. Some say the best is Michael Jordan, others say it is Magic Johnson or Kareem Abdul Jabbar. Some even say it's some white dude or that rapist who might have raped someone once. Nevertheless, some will argue till they are blue in the face that the best is Wilt. 
===Wilt is the best?===
* Scored 100 points in a game, nearly halting progress on the world's first scoreboard.Take that Kobe Bryant!
* Scored with more women than Magic Johnson and never contracted the AIDS virus.
* Scored with Magic Johnson and still didn't contract AIDS.
* Fucked people's wives and girlfriends without his own wife finding out about it.Take that, Michael Jordan!
* Only member in the NBA who ever fucked a basketball to death.
===Wilt isn't the best?===
* He led the league in assists only because he was a bigger ball hog then Pickles, the magical basketball-playing boar.
* No one believes he fucked anyone. At least when Magic got AIDS, it proved he really did "get some."
* Did anyone actually see him score 100 points? At least when other players fail to match his record, they're playing teams that aren't predominantly legally blind.
*Did anyone actually see him score with 100 women? Witness testimony confirms he's slept with seventy two women at once on two separate occasions, but never 100.
* No one asked him to star in Space Jam.
==Verdict==
So was it true that Wilt is the greatest of all time at basketball and attracting pussy? It's hard to tell now that Wilt is no longer with us. He died in 1999 from a massive heart attack at an NBA all-star game, when he tried to chat up a girl sitting in front of him. When the woman turned around to to face Wilt, he found out it was actually Dennis Rodman in his Sunday best.
I guess we have no verdict! The argument will blather on for years to come: was Wilt who he said he was, who he thought he was, or did he just crap on and on and on about who he wished he was? The world may never know.
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