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Fulvous

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Fulvous, commonly referred to as "orange but not," is a deep shade of beige. It is so deep that some people consider it to just be plain brown. This is wrong, however, as fulvous is too bright to be brown, yet it's too dark to be orange. It's more of a REALLY saturated tangerine.
==History==
thumb|This metal is fulvus, or fulvous.
Fulvous was derived from the Latin term "fulvus," meaning "full of this." Hence, when a copper-coloured man filled himself with this, the Latins said he was "fulvus." More light brown men did the same thing, and hence the term "fulvus" was associated with their skin colour. When the brits borrowed the latin language, they mixed things around and we end up with "fulvous."
When people started bird-watching, they noticed a whistling duck and went "That coat on their belly looks a lot like a copper-coloured man. Wait..." Hence, it was named "the Fulvous Whistling Duck" after the colour term.
==Q&A==
After risking another one of our interviewer's lives, we went to ask a local on the future of fulvous.
As you can see, in the near future, Fulvous will become a furry. Anti-furries, beware!
==Conclusion==
We can conclude that we must cage fulvous in a box for several thousand years. Want to help? Well, you're in luck! For just pennies a day, you can donate to the Fulvous Uncyclopedia Capturing Korganization (F.U.C.K.) and prevent the spread of fulvous furries (double Fs) around the world. We heard that they're a lot more thirsty than the regulars.
Funeral

thumb|A happy scene at a funeral in IN, USA.
A funeral is a ceremony celebrating someone's death. It is the emo equivalent of a birthday party. The reason emos are constantly unhappy is that they only get one and they often commit suicide when they get sick of waiting.
The funeral is a tradition enjoyed by many for fun, though it looks utterly sad. It was invented at the same time humans became an earth being, 45 years before the first human died. The history of funerals went from the Triangles of Egypt (to keep their hard-arsed pharaohs in) to the transportation of coffins (used by certain McDonald's food chains). Nobody knows why funerals take place within the death of one, but it's probably because the dead people take up space for the living to enjoy themselves.
The stages of the funeral are as follows:
People dressed purposely in black to make the entire thing look grim. They also do it to earn pity from the rich. Then a clown car pulls in and wraps itself around a tree, the clown exits its former vehicle and tries to cheer up the grim but secretly happy scene. After 10 minutes of heckling, the clown is kicked out, and the priest is dismissed after a few words.
I'll finish this later, I'm off to play Theme Hospital!
The environmentally concerned may choose to be buried in a fashion more suited to their beliefs. They may choose to be buried in a coffin made of cardboard or other easily-biodegradable materials, or they may choose their final resting place to be in a park or woodland and may have a tree planted over their grave as a contribution to the environment.
Funerals are not conducted in the same fashion everywhere. In New Orleans, they put the "fun" in "funeral," holding the ceremony in a festive, Mardi Gras style, with pall-bearer races and a funky 70's disco mime MC. 
==See Also==
*Cemetery of the Absurd
*Cremation
*Graveyard
*Tombstone
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Funniest thing ever

The Funniest Thing Ever was witnessed February 19, 2001, by Amanda Watson of Beaver Creek, Pennsylvania. Amanda was walking to school with her friend Trista when, across the street, they saw a student renowned for her prissy personal grooming picking her nose. Amanda immediately burst into a fit of laughter and thereby decreed what she had just witnessed to be the Funniest Thing Ever. This set into motion the legal process of this event becoming the Funniest Thing Ever.
== Opposition in Congress ==
While Amanda's accounts being the Funniest Thing Ever passed through the House of Representatives easily due to the Republican majority, it found opposition in the Senate by a small group of mostly transexual Senators who maintained that the sight of fellow Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) squirting milk out of his nose after hearing a sodomite joke during lunch one day was actually the Funniest Thing Ever. Opposing Senators decried that event as being the Funniest Thing Evar, a minor but important difference. With a few Senators deviating from party lines, the bill was in danger of not passing, but a "Feed the kitten" rider attached onto the bill at the last minute guaranteed it would make its way to the President's desk.
== Becoming Law ==
On May 3, 2001, President Bush signed the bill and officially made Ms. Watson's accounts the Funniest Thing Ever, bumping down the incumbent, James Jackson of Milwaukee WI falling into his family's pool with all his clothes on to only One of the Funniest Things I've Ever Seen.
== Attempts at Change ==
The Funniest Thing Ever has been challenged on various occasions since becoming law by other events, all claiming to be the actual funniest thing ever. While few ever made it out of committee, there were a couple notable cases.
* Bill Thomas, on August 3, 2002, fell down a flight of stairs and became paralyzed from the neck down only moments after complaining of a handicapped person moving slowly down the steps ahead of him. This was voted down as the Funniest Thing Ever largely for being considered too dark, but was later unanimously voted the Most Ironic Thing Ever.
* The episode of The Simpsons where Marge successfully bans sugar from Springfield never reached vote, one senator noting that The Simpsons should have been cancelled after season 12.
* Abortions were voted as not funny in March of 2003, despite strong opposition.
* In December of 2005, Uncyclopedia's article on Euroipods failed to achieve Funniest Thing Ever status after the incumbent nose-picking garnered one more vote than the article did. The House of Representatives and the Senate then got into a huge flame war over which of the two were funnier.
Category: Humour
Funny Bone

Funny Bones is the name given to those weird bones that stick out on your elbows. They are famed for driving their owners completely nuts, and ironically are not funny in the slightest. They possess people to do terrible things. It has not been confirmed, but the reason hitler existed is because Julius Caesar bashed his funny bone on Queen Cleopatra during the you-know-what (which we cannot name for the safety of the minors here) (they had sex).
Funny bones drive people to insanity, and....
AWWW! My funny bone! KILL MEEE!! I WILL RIP OFF THIS STUPID BONE MYSELF!!!11!!!!1! AWWWWWWEE!!!
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Sorry, but our host today is currently going to hospital. He might stay there a while, so i'm going to be your new host today.
Anyway, the bunny phone. The bunny phone is something you must avoid. If you ever experienced it, you will give birth to a hitler someday (or somebody you give birth to will give birth to a hitler). Note: this assumes that our audience is both not gonna be around during a nuclear fallout, and are nude females dreaming of se --
AAHH! My bunny phone! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!
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Okay, so we have decided the reason that happens is because... We don't rest our elbows on enough tables. Guys, rest your elbows on tables all the time, then you will never hit your funny bone.
I have a story for you, about funny bones. It all started when some fat guy, called Hooner Simp's Son, was watching TV, which he does 110% of his life anyway, so its nothing special.
Until the cat pushed the table under his elbow, and all chaos ensured. He shoot up, screaming, and was about to destroy the cat...
Until the crazy man saw the fish, and thought, "well, nobody said the fish didn't do it". And now folks, there is at least one less fish in the world.
That was my stor-AWWWW!
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And now, for our sponsor: hard elbow tables! Ever been tired of hell's gift, the elbow thingy? Well, be tired no more, with theses tables that stick to your elbows, you can be sure you will never hit your funny - AWWW!
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Breaking news, nuclear fallout has began! Every nuclear bomb in the world has been released. Run to your bunkers now people, the fallout is here! AAWW MY FUCKING ELBOW!!!!
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The TV suddenly turns off. You wonder what it was you were meant to do, when suddenly you felt a sharp pain in your elbow..
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Funny Overload

A funny overload is when one sees something so funny that it causes them to laugh, so much it causes a funny overload because of how much they are laughing because they have found something so funny that is causes them to have a funny overload. When one is having a funny overload, they start to laugh because they have seen something they find quite comical and because of this they are in the midst of having a funny overload because they saw something and found it quite hilarious.
Intensity 1: One will emit such souds as the following: Hehe Haha Hoho Harhar Tata Jaja HiHi FooFoo TeeHee WeeHee BeeHee SeeHee JeeHee PooPoo ZoomBoom
Intensity 2: One begins to make sounds outside of the predetermined sounds emitted in intensity 1. Such sounds are impossible to replicate. The first recorded example of a intensity 2 funny overload is when the Longquing emporer, Zhu Zaiji on Janury 32nd, 1548. He began to emit such a sound after seeing a monkey fall out of a tree and land in a pile of donkey excraments. It caused near by servents ears to start bleeding. A quote from the famous philosopher Zhu Xi
Furries

Furryism is a severe mental condition in which a furry person (members of the furry fandom are known as furry fans, furries, or furs) self-identifies as a member of an animal species. Furryism often manifests itself as an agonizing dysphoria toward one's birth species. If untreated, it can sometimes lead to fursuiting, which will often begin in local zoos, where potential furry suitors for courting abound.
Furryism is contracted at childhood. If your child comes in contact with a costume character or mascot, plays with a stuffed animal, or watches a movie or television show with talking animals they will inevitably become a furry. There is no full cure, but some are led to believe that Hentai can halt the effects of Furryism, although if used too much this will cause the afflicted child to become Wapanese.
As of 1981 hunting furries for their pelts is illegal in 48 of the United Statesbut in Hawaii and Alaska nobody cares if you spray a machine gun at a furry convention.
==Yiff==
Literally furry hentai. The population of Hentai is related to the overpopulation of people, which contributes to the Furry and Banned media strains.
==Film stars and superheroes==
About seventy percent of furries gain superpowers from their fursuits, such as the ability to watch Hentai without vomiting and to read furry comics without laughing. Super-furries include Batman (bat), Spiderman (spider), Catwoman (cat) and a superhero with the dick of an ox (other).
Han Solo's best buddy Chewbacca is also a dedicated furry, rarely seen outside of his fursuit.
Those who don't become superheroes often gain employment as baseball mascots, genetics engineers, professional losers, IT workers, theme-park entertainers, or handing out free samples outside stores.
== Famous people who may or may not be furries ==
* Walt Disney
* Jebidiah Kerman
* Jimmy Wales
* The guy who made the fucking COVID-19 vaccine
* Le Bassman
==Organizations==
The most notorious furry organization is PETA, whose exhibitionist members often show off their bizarre perversion in public."We'd rather do it fursuited than wear nothing."
Many believe that the furry community may also have a deep-seated allegiance with such hotels as the The Red Roof Inn and Best Western, as these fine lodgings are where they hold many of their Fur Conventions ("Cons"). Or maybe they're just attracted to perpetually hot meth towns.Who knows.
==Subspecies==
*Catgirls
*Girlcats
*Therians
*Amphibians
*Scalies
*Aeromorphs
*Animorphs
*Protogents
*Taurs
*PokeFurs
*Bronies
*Insect furries
*Avian furries 
==See also==
*Furry tolerance
*UnNews:God hates Furries
*Jimbo Wales' secret life as a furry
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Future Cooking and Cleaning Ladies of America

Future Cooking and Cleaning Ladies of America (FCCLA) is a nonprofit U.S. Career and Technical Student Organization (CTSO), for young women in Family And Consumer Sciences education (FACS) in public and private schools through grade 12.
==History==
FCCLA began on June 11, 1945, as Future Homemakers of America (FHA). It was created in Chicago, Illinois, by Edna P. Amidon. The name of the organization was changed to Future Cooking and Cleaning Ladies of America (FCCLA) in July 1999 at the National Meeting in Boston, Massachusetts.
FCCLA currently has over 220,000 members, in nearly 7,000 chapters across all 50 states, as well as in the District of Columbia, the Virgin Islands, and Puerto Rico.
The headquarters are in Reston, VA.
===Mission statement===
==Programs==
FCCLA has a variety of programs serving your family, including, but not limited to:
#Cooking
#Cleaning
#Fetching beer
#Raising children
#Obedience
#Posture
#Personal taxi service
===STAR Events===
STAR Events (Students Taking Action with Recognition) is a very popular, if not the most popular, national program incorporated into FCCLA. 
;National-level STAR Events
*Applied House Cleaning
*Career Investigation (staying out of the trailer park)
*Chapter Service Project (display and manual)
*Chapter Showcase (display and manual)
*Culinary Arts (cooking)
*Early Childhood (making babies)
*Entrepreneurship (doing laundry for your neighbors)
*Focus on the Husband (see #5 above)
*Hospitality
*Illustrated Talk
*Interpersonal Communications (no nagging girls!)
*Job Interview
*National Programs in Action
*Parliamentary Procedure
;Categories of competition
*Junior (seventh grade through ninth grade members)
*Senior (tenth grade through twelfth grade members)
*Occupational (members who have completed an occupational family and consumer sciences course).
Category:Women
Category:Education
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Future Worlds

FutureWorlds is a hive mind and propaganda agency most commonly spotted at the University of Southampton.
Common activities include seducing innocent students with a tricycle and megaphones.
==History==
In the late 1640s a demigod named Reuben decided that he was bored of simply biting off the heads of his partners and decided that he wished to consume their entire being instead. After extensive research in the city of Sheffield, he burnt 180 tonnes of Margaret Thatcher's hair in an event that became known in later years as the Great Fire of London. After 16 years of constant winter, a being rose from the depths of hell that would come to be known as the FutureWorld.
Future Worlds has three main aims in life:
*Plague the city of Southampton with tricycles.
*Consume the empty hull of Students whose soul has been removed by Gennaro Parlato.
*Wear annoyingly bright shirts, get in your way and film you without your permission.
==Dragon's Den==
FutureWorlds is famous for holding a giant ritual on every third full moon, otherwise known as Dragon's Den.
During this ritual, approximately 400 students gather in a small hole in the ground, often in a Students' Union. They then proceed to clap at people on stage until their hands turn into bloody stumps. Meanwhile, the relevant members of the hive member eat all of their toes and insert fried pickles into their orifices.
=== Lawsuit with the British Broadcasting Corporation ===
During the summer of 1939, in the early stages of the Great War, Future Worlds and the BBC were on opposing sides of the Battle of the Somme. FutureWorlds began using their patented tactic of attracting the soldiers into a nearby Students' Union in order to consume toes and eventually let the soldiers bleed out so Hitler could lose faith in his fourth wife. However, the BBC was able to zoom in and see across the vast length of the battlefield using their proprietary telescopic technology. Hence they decided to copy tact to ensure that they would not lose.
Understandably, Future Worlds were unhappy at this turn of events and shot the director of the BBC with a HDMI cable. This caused the BBC to collapse, but Future Worlds sued for damages anyway. As the BBC never responded, and the supreme court of India refuses to acknowledge the authenticity of the claim, the lawsuit is technically still going on til this very day. Accounting for inflation, the total valued sued for is estimated to be worth 4 gummy bears (2023).
Category:Companies of the United Kingdom
G

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G is a letter that was invented and patented by Bill Ates and is the sole property of Microsoft. The letter has gone under constant revisions and updates; G8 is only the latest. It is not valid within the current HTML specification, and cannot be displayed by any non-Microsoft browser. Any attempt by a puny browser such as Mozilla Firefox to display the character will result in the destruction by fire (hence the name firefox) of the computer and any other objects situated in the same room (the computer user, for example).
Therefore to prevent any harm befalling users all browsers render G as G.
Also the name for God among the Christian ethnic minorities in Tokyo.
G is also the coolest letter of the alphabet. When you add G to the end of your name, you become infinitely more cooler. For instance the plain old 'Fred' becomes 'Fred G', 'Ali' becomes 'Ali G' and so forth.
==Meaning==
This letter is forbidden to have any international symbolic meaning. See above.
Famously the elves led by Pedroz fought against the dwarves led by the Crazy H under the banner of the letter G entwined with twinned roses. The banner was representative of the fallen king Manlou of 1509 who had a birthmark of the letter G entwined with twinned roses on his left pectoral.
If you are so good and tough you go out and be G for a while see how IT feels...
Bill 8s
 
==Warnings==
You cannot count to G.
 
Saying The letter "G" five times in front of a mirror summons a poet, John Mole, who is usually quite grumpy.
==Pronunciation==
You are all wrong. The g in gif is silent. Gif we knew that earlier, git would have been obvious that the letter g is useless. reat nat-picking, Bill Ates!
==See Also==
*G String
*G-spot
*G Unit
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G-Wiz

The REVA G-Wiz is an Indian electric car made in India by Indians. Also, it is from India. The G-Wiz has a 0.001 litre electric motor (which is made in India) and some puny watch batteries. It is quite popular with British eco-freaks but in its homeland, which if you didn't already know is India, very few are sold. This is most likely due to the fact that Indians are far too cool for electric cars and, well, cars in general. Thanks to its 3 Indian watch batteries (mentioned above), the G-Wiz has a range of 10000 miles (100000 kilometres) on a single charge.
Category:Lame
Category:India
G-string

A G-string (alternatively gee-string or gee string) is a type of thong underwear or swimsuit invented to cut the costs of bikinis and to maximize the profits of companies who manufacture them from simple patterns and scraps of cloth that would otherwise be used as rags. Typically, the thong bikini is a thin strip of cloth that passes beween the legs and buttocks attaching to a waistband that, in the front, ncludes a triangular piece that covers the pubic area. The buttocks are left fully exposed, which is what costs the swimsuit's production costs.
==History (or Maybe This Section Should Be Called "Herstory"?)==
In the fashion industry, the thong is a "retro" item, meaning that it recaptures the look of a clothing item that was popular in the past. The thong bikini was first popular approximately 75,000 years ago among south African tribal women, and it made a reappearance about 2,000 years ago among Japanese men as a loincloth. In modern times, the thong bikini made a resurgence among the women of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, in the 1970's, which inspired the bossa nova song "The Girl From Impanema," which immortalized the swimsuit's wearer, Heloísa Eneida Menezes Paes Pinto (now Helô Pinheiro). Heterosexual women and homosexual men sometimes sing the song as "The Boy From Impanema," revising the lyrics as necessary to effect appropriate (or, depending upon one's beliefs, inappropriate) gender changes.
==Effects==
Thongs had the unintended effect of drawing attention to the buttocks, and many women who wear them have objected to the ununvited attention of men who ogle them as they stroll boardwalks, sunbathe on the beach, play volleyball, skate, or ride bicycles near the shore. However, other women, such as Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Li'l Kim, whose careers depend upon their displays of the flesh (and, often same-sex kissing), the added exposure has proven good for their sagging careers. There has been talk of using computers to outfit actresses in old films such as Bikini Beach and Beach Blanket Bingo in thongs to give the movies an updated look and cash in on the current thong craze.
==Legality==
Where ordinary women are concerned, the public is less tolerant of buttocks displays, with the wearing of thong bikinis on beaches and elsewhere illegal in many states. Europe, which has a fetish for what many wags refer to as "Greek culture," tend to take a more tolerant view, so to speak, of the wearing of such swimwear, claiming, that, in the case of women's thong bikinis. "less is more."
==See also==
*The Thong Dynasty
Category: Clothing
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G.I. Jane

G.I. Jane was a failed action figure created by Hasbro in 1997 in order to market G.I. Joe to girls.
==Background==
In the mid-1990s, G.I. Joe, like other 1980s cartoons and toy properties (such as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Adolescent Gene-Spliced Karate Hamsters, and Preteen Humanoid Taekwondo Horses), was in a commercial decline with its best days behind them. "Even the Power Rangers were becoming passe," said a Hasbro employee in a 2007 retrospective documentary. "We also noticed," he added, "that our demographic was 99 percent male and 1 percent butch diner owners named Marge, Barb, and Shar/Charlene. So we had this hair-brained plan to explore this untapped market."
==Movie==
Hasbro decided to introduce the G.I. Jane line with a major motion picture, G.I. Jane, starring Demi Moore, whom Hasbro mistakenly believed was popular with kids. "She was doing The Quarterback for Notre Dame and Beaver and Asshole, so we misread her demo entirely," said the aforementioned employee in the 2007 documentary. "We didn't even know she had been in a movie called Striptease. Besides, Madonna turned us down flat!"
==Reception==
The G.I. Jane IP was immediately massacred upon release. "This toy sucks!" Chris Chandler wrote in a review for his school newspaper in 1997.
Mattel sued Hasbro for "literally putting a bald Barbie head on a G.I. Joe action figure and calling it G.I. Jane." The case was settled out of court.
==See also==
*G.I. Jane 2
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