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Bill Gates

Bill Gates is an obsolete x86 Microprocessor with 640K of L1 cache. Or maybe he is just a slightly dumber than average sandwich. He is best known for his inventions that have helped people. The inventions are:
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*Microsoft Windows
*Microsoft Edge
*Microsoft Office, especially MS Word.
*COVID-19
*Microsoft Community (below)
Well, he also made "Hit Ctrl/Cmd A to invert colors." Try it!
It is also important to note that Bill Gates named his company, Microsoft after his penis.
Think that's short? Well, Bill Gates promises that he will prevent himself from coding any more trash like the ones above. Actually, it was Windows 95 that was great . Here's a list:
#MS-DOS (perfect)
#Windows 1.0 (not so bad)
#Windows 3.1 (also not so bad)
#Windows 95 (ruined everything)
#Windows 98 (made it worse)
#Windows 2000 (a pile of crap)
#Windows ME (insults me)
#Windows You (an unreleased, really offensive version)
#Windows XP (looks like Fisher-Price)
#Windows Vista (not really a vista point)
#Windows Vesta (unreleased misspelled version)
#Windows 8 (WTF happened to the start menu?)
#Windows 8.1 (1×1099999 times the annoyances of Windows 8)
#Windows 9 (Wait, I didn't know the number 9 even existed!)
#Windows 10 (C-R-A-P is its motto)
#AND NOW, WINDOWS 11, which looks like this:
He also made this banner to annoy you:
Microsoft logo under Bill Gates:
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Microsoft logo after someone had his brain screwed on tight:
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So, Bill Gates did a negative job towards his company, Microsoft!
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==The .ORG Framework==
C
#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
 char* $pointer = malloc(/* DO WHATEVER YOU WANT PUT A CHAR* HERE */);
 char $pointer[12] = ['U', 'n', 'c', 'y', 'c', 'l', 'o', 'p', 'e', 'd', 'i', 'a'];
 for (int $i = 0; $i < 12; $i++) {
 printf($pointer[$i]);
 }
}
in C# is...
class CSRocks {
 // WTF IT KEEPS THROWING ERRORS
}
==The Community==
<nowiki>
QUESTION
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I got a BSOD with stopcode "CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED". What do I do now?
ANSWER
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 [accepted]
 Try rebooting and typing "wtf" with your keyboard.
 [comments]
 1 upvote: Doesn't work.
 -5 upvotes: DOES WORK LIKE A CHARM!
 [alternative answer]
 Power down your computer and throw it in the trash.
 [comments]
 10 upvotes: This works. Why is this below some trash?
 -10 upvotes: CRAP.
 [alternative answer 2]
 Go to windows.com/stopcode and enter CRITICAL_PROCESS_DIED. Then, look at their instructions.
 [comments]
 10 upvotes: It returns 404 NOT FOUND.
 -1 upvote: WORKS LIKE A CHARM!
</nowiki>
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Category:Billionaires
Category:American billionaires
Bill O'Reilly/O'Reilly Factor theme song

Bill O'Reilly contracted Mel Brooks to write a theme song for the O'Reilly Factor. Mel will use the song in an upcoming movie "History of the World Part 2" that is in production now.
== The Lyrics ==
The O'Reilly Factor (Let’s Begin)
The O'Reilly Factor (Look out spin)
We have a mission
To convert the Lib (Lib Lib Lib Lib Lib Lib Lib)
We’re gonna teach them (Day from night)
We’re gonna help them (Join the right)
And make an offer that they can’t refuse.
(That the Libs just can’t refuse)
Confess…Don’t be boring
Say yes… Don’t be dull
A fact… You’re ignoring
It’s better to lose your Kool-aide than your skull (Or your balls)
The O'Reilly Factor (What a show)
The O'Reilly Factor (Here we go)
We know you’re wishing that we’d go away
But the O'Reilly Factor’s here and it’s here to stay
The O'Reilly Factor (Oh boy)
The O'Reilly Factor (What joy)
The O'Reilly Factor (Oi oi)
I was sitting in a crackhouse I was minding my own business
I was talking to a lovely hippie lass
Then these pompous persons plungered
And they throw me in a dungeon
And they shoved a red hot falafel up my ass
Is that fair and balanced?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of KY jelly in sight.
I’m sittin’ smokin’ cannabis
And was lookin’ through the canvas
When suddenly these guys break down my tent walls
I didn’t even know them
And they grabbed me by the scrotum
And they started playing Hackysack with my balls
Oy the Spin
Oy the Shame
To use my privates public for a game
The O'Reilly Factor (What a show)
The O'Reilly Factor (Here we go)
We know you’d rather that we’d go away
But the O'Reilly Factor’s here and it’s here to…
Hey Bill O'Reilly
What do you say
I just got back from the auto-da-fé ,
auto-da-fé What’s the auto-da-fé?
It’s what you oughtn’t to do but you do anyway.
Skit scat doodlebac don't be a popinjay
Will you convert….NO NO NO NO
Will you confess….NO NO NO NO
Will you revert….NO NO NO NO
Will you say YES….NO NO NO NO
Now I asked in a polite way
I said it very nice
I bent their ears
Now I’ll take away their rights
Hey Bill O'Reilly
Walk this way
We got a new game you might want to play
Pull this handle, try your luck
Who knows Bill, You might win a buck (All right)
Put it in the SUV
In the SUV In the SUV
How we doing. Any converts today?
Not a one Nay Nay Nay
We’ve assaulted their senses
We’ve stuck to our guns
Nothing is working
SEND IN THE FUNDS 
The O'Reilly Factor (What a show)
The O'Reilly Factor (Here we go)
We know you’d rather that we’d go away
So come on all you lefties and you Libs
We got some good news for all of yous
You’d better change your political views today
Cause the O'Reilly Factors here and it’s here to say.
We'll do it live! Fuck it!
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Category:Fox News Channel
Category:Songs
Billy

Billy may refer to: 
*Billy Blanks 
*Billy Cabra 
*Billy Carter 
*Billy Connolly 
*Billy Corgan 
*Billy Crystal 
*Billy Graham 
*Billy Idol 
*Billy Joe Armstrong 
*Billy Joel 
*Billy Mays 
*Billy Ocean 
Billy can also refer to: 
*Billy Joel Arson Controversy 
*Bill Clinton
*Bill Cosby
Biloxi

Biloxi is a city of wonders. The biggest of which is wondering why the hell anybody would live here in the first place. Biloxi comes from the Indian (Native American, not the baseball team from Cleveland) word meaning "White Man Stole our Land."
== History==
Biloxi (buh-LUX-ee) was founded in 1666 by the French explorer Pierre Landstealer. Under the order of the king of France, Pierre was to sail across the Atlantic and claim land and start a colony in the new world, simply because "errbody else be doin' it so why da hell we ain't doin' it?" And on Octember 32, Pierre set foot on The Panama Canal which is now present day Biloxi. Thanks to this expedition Pierre proved the world was not flat, but rather lemon shaped.
Then in 1924 Due to World War V or Vietnam, all the asians came to Biloxi, because of the awesome rice flavored shrimp and all the casinos they can keep their babies in. Now Biloxi is 24 percent Asian 2 parts chocolate and 8 parts sugar..and is known as "WHY THE HELL AM I HERE" capital of the USA.
== Geography==
Somewhere in Missippi Missississ Mississippi. Nobody knows where, and they simply don't care.
Approximately 70 miles away from the chocolate city, which showers biloxi with its pollution of M&MS and Snickers.
The dirty south of america.
== The Climate==
Biloxi has an extremely humid climate. One feels like they are swimming - LITERALLY. The atmosphere is 98% water, 5% oxygen, and 5% natural occurring poisons. It's not uncommon to see people swimming around from house to house. This is not to be confused with New Orleans in which the people swim around in the water created by the levees the "white man" broke as opposed to the saturated enviroment.
Winters can get very harsh in Biloxi thanks to the atmosphere,but also due to the amount of rednecks burning things (leaves,crosses,etc.) the sun can get blocked by ash and cause the area to go into a mini ice age until february.
== People and Culture==
Also Biloxi is known to have the highest density of elderly people. Thanks to the casinos (The Elderly Capri, The Old Rivage, Oldtown, and the Grand-ma Casino of Biloxi and Grand-pa Casino of Gulfport, which haven't opened up yet due to all the employees dying of old age.) 
Biloxi is rumored to have more old people than Miami, although not yet proven. Hundreds upon hundreds of scientists are now doing countless experiments in a project so massive that it compares to the Human Genome Project.
== Economy==
Biloxi has a very poor striving economy. It's known in the South as the "Golden City", but more recently as "The Other Chocolate City" after an editorial in The New York Times compared the city to that of New Orleans except for all the flooding, murders, looting, crime, communism, and occasional voodoo. Its major import are hurricanes and asians, and its major exports are racism, Republicans and Conservatives.
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BioSock

BioSock is an open-world survival horror sandbox 3D adventure-based fun videogame that has later inspired many philosophies about things we didn't know we didn't know before we knew, an experimental philosophy about knowing the things that you didn't did know you knew. The game was initially released in North America in 2007, where it gained mostly positive ratings. When translated to every other language on Earth, it was posted worldwide on the Internet in 2012 for free download (due to destruction of Earth), being the first of many different games, movies and pop-up books. The original BioSock later became less popular with the inclusion of a revamp, going under the name BioSock: Refabricated.
== History ==
Ken Levine, the lead developer of BioSock, reveals that the game was originally meant to be a game about genetic modification and a city built on the bottom of the sea, but was later exported as a similar game, but with a different setting.
- «Yeah, we agreed at first... But then... Someone came up with an idea about a game that revolves around socks, and I said... "Yeah man, that's a great idea! Sounds really realistic!". Then we came up with some random setting about being a living sock that must protect the world from burning down and... That's pretty much where we started. Then we came up with other cool stuff like... Some... sort of... metal creature with a giant helmet for a head and a drill for a hand... Sorry, a sock for a head and a needle in its hand to knit socks and other stuff... And that's it for the game, so yeah.»
== Spin-off works ==
* While waiting for BioSock's worldwide release, the Europeans invented their own game with its own story, which was later called "The Waiting Game", named after the original event. The Waiting Game later inspired the developers of BioSock to add more features into the game, thus leading to more waiting. Upon the game's final release, players had gotten so tired of waiting that BioSock was cancelled during 2007, but was later released again during the time period of 2012, given the identity of "BioSock: Refabricated".
category:Video games
Biochemestry

Biochemestry (not to be read as biochemistry) is a hypothetical science created only to understand otherwise inexplicable real phenomenons (i.e. it has the same role dark matter occupies in physics). Invented from absolutely no logic at all in the late 1960s by the american hippie movement, biochemestry usually consists of a delicious symbiosis between chemestry (the art of explosions) and biology (the art of having nothing else to care about). As of 2008, thousands of strange facts have been successfully explained thanks to biochemestry excessively strict principles, like monkeys, the famous-but-mostly-used-by-teenagers term aight and dhiarrea.
== Basic principles ==
Like every science except mathematics, biochemestry possesses (that's a lot of s in a single word) some sort of very elementary axioms, which can basically be interpreted like this:
* If a + b = c, then a + b = c only if a + b = c
* \sum^{\infty}_{n=1} \frac{B_{2n} (-4)^n (1-4^n)}{(2n)!} x^{2n-1}\quad = x + \frac{x^3}{3} + \frac{2 x^5}{15} + \cdots\text{ for } |x| < \frac{\pi}{2}\!
* \frac{1}{z^2 + 1}=-\left(\frac{i}{2}\right)\frac{1}{z-i}-\left(\frac{i}{2}\right)^2-\left(\frac{i}{2}\right)^3(z-i)-\left(\frac{i}{2}\right)^4(z-i)^2-\ldots.
* \frac{ az^{-1} \sin(\omega_0) }{ 1-2az^{-1}\cos(\omega_0)+ a^2 z^{-2} } || |z| > |a|\,
* H(z) = \frac{Y(z)}{X(z)} = \frac{\sum_{q=0}^{M}z^{-q}\beta_{q}}{\sum_{p=0}^{N}z^{-p}\alpha_{p}} = \frac{\beta_0 + z^{-1} \beta_1 + z^{-2} \beta_2 + \cdots + z^{-M} \beta_M}{\alpha_0 + z^{-1} \alpha_1 + z^{-2} \alpha_2 + \cdots + z^{-N} \alpha_N}.\ 
Additionally, when proving anything known as unprovable using biochemestry, we must not forget the Plato-Marx theorem: to be, or not to be. Taking all this hubbub in consideration, one that wants to solve any of the great mysteries of life is able to achieve it by the bias of biochemestry.
== Famous problems solved thanks to biochemestry ==
From the late 1960s up to the beggining of the 2000s, a bunch of then-unsolved cases have been answered using biochemestry clever systems (most of them by hysterical hipsters). These solutions directly lead to an equal number of inventions. Among those, the most popular ones to this day are:
* 1969: ARPANET
* 1973: Hybrid rice
* 1974: Rubik's cube
* 1975: Digital camera
* 1977: Mobile phone
* 1983: Internet
* 1985: DNA fingerprinting
* 1997: Viagra
Category:Undeniable Facts
Category:Science
Biocomputer

Buy Microsoft Products
The Biocomputer is currently the top-competitor of metallically manufactured computers that contain excess steel, silicon, and other fake materials. The biocomputer uses an untato for power since the Untato is a biological battery; as opposed to batteries purely composed of metal and acid.
Unlike the modern personal computer; the biocomputer is strictly composed of biological cells hence the bio- prefix. This type of computer is obsoleting the factory-made computers since it can just clone itself with reproductive organs. Computer factories will thwart to obsolescence with these maneating supercomputers.
==Evolutionary origin==
Genetic engineers have monkeyed around with human bodies trying to manupulate them into superintelligent beings. A human brain extracted from a person diagnosed with cancer is thrown into a centrifuge, which turns the brain into a biological microprocessor. Humans have thought that the biocomputer could replace conventional computers that waste metallic resources.
==Innovative features==
Humans can program the biocomputer by using their voice because biology can perform better than electronic metal devices that require massive technological advances to implement. The human brains of dead people can serve as better memory banks than silicon-based chips from factory-produced matter.
Basically, a biocomputer is a mutated human that can process as a computer system. Unlike factory-built computers, the biocomputer can be expanded from a superdumb terminal with 2D sidescrolling games with black and white graphics to a fully advanced computer with 3D gaming capabilities with up to 1 billion color values.
==Criticism==
===Bodily functions===
People who work in offices have found big lumps of turd lying around on the floors. People have put diapers on these pooping monsters. Biocomputers eat skin of humans because they are hungry for biological matter unlike dumb metal computers.
===Concentrating===
For a biocomputer to work, it must be in a state of concentration, optimally in what is known as a "flow state". The problem is, a biocomputer in that state is extremely dangerous. On one hand, a biocomputer in flow has been measured to reach a peak power of 5 gigawatts, due to the high flow of current; on the other hand, high-speed blood flow in biocomputer processors causes strong shear heating and can make the computer burst into flames. Nevertheless, engineers have successfully prevented these incidents by inducing an existential overflow or subduing the biocomputer with pneumatic drills. (The noise is the actual destructive agent here.)
==Programs written for the Biocomputer==
*Bicrosoft Windows - (from bio- and Microsoft) a version of Microsoft Windows written for the biocomputer.
*BioDoom - a remake of Doom for the biocomputer
*BIOS - a biological operating system.
*BioSIC - a biological dialect of the BASIC programming language.
*Biotris - a biologically programmed version of Tetris.
*Biua - a biological version of the Lua programming language.
*Super Birio Bros. - a clone of Super Mario Bros.
==See also==
*Human Being
*Robot
Category:Computers
Category:Biology
Bioshock

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Bioshock is a multi-platform cyberpunk audio game based around genetically altering your genes making things come out of your left arm and affect enemies. For example, a cut opens up in your wrist, dousing your enemies with blood. A planned sequel is being made where all the Little Sisters invade the real world and force everybody to have tea parties. Oh, and the first Big Daddy is planned to be in it! Yay!
==Prologue==
March 17, 1956
March 31, 1956
April 1, 1956
April 1, 1956
==Then It Happened...==
April 3, 1956
April 3, 1956
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April 6, 1956
April 7, 1956
==5 Weeks Later...==
May 12, 1956
May 13, 1956
May 14, 1956
May 14, 1956
May 22, 1956
May 23, 1956
==After Bioshock Was Released...==
March 17, 1961
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Birdy

Hi!!!!! I am a birdy!!!!!! 
I am so cool you see i am a little birdy so i can do anything even fly!!!!! flying is so funnnnnnnnnn! cause you get to go up in the air and see things and you know what i mean right isnt it so funnnnnnnnnnnn????? right is it so fun cause you get to fly around and see things cause its so cool riiiiiiiiiiiiiight! yaaaaaaaaaaay! im getting so excited cause yaaaaaaaaaaaay! im getting excited about flying cause you get to go up in the air and see things riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight????????? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
== The making of birdy ==
you see when mommy bird and daddy bird love each other very much they get together and play birdy games and if he gets a good roll then daddy bird wins and he gets to give mommy bird a prize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!
== My first birthday ==
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i had my first birthday yesterday!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!! And it was so fun cause i woke up and mommy bird fed me a worm and worm is what i eat every day for breakfast lunch and dinner but its so fun and good and yaaaaaaaaaaay! and i went and flew with my friends and they told me happy birthday and i came home and sister bird said hi and the bird family sang happy birthday and... yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
== Uh oh ==
Is that a puddy tat? I saw it! I DID!
== Sources ==
a little birdy told me.
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Category:Golf
Birmingham Mud Riots of 682 AD

The Birmingham Mud Riots of 682 AD are a horrific reminder of what boredom can do to the general populace. Many question as to the lasting effects the events had on the area, although other people maintain that Birmingham was always a shitehole. After the Great Tit Shortage of 1776 it is the most cited in studies on the effect on human populations of traumatic events. 
==Overview==
Birmingham 682 AD; after recovering from what became known as the "Boring forest fire of 681", there were furious mud riots caused by an apparent lack of anything worthwhile to do or accomplish. Locals and, indeed, lepers and taxmen, took part in the massive riots which lasted a fairly long stretch of time. The rioters eventually polarized into three differing factions: (pre-Scientologists, very native Americans, and, of course, Midgets). They all believed that they were the peacekeeping force in Birmingham. Since they were of equal mental capacity, the three factions soon stalemated. Eventually, after six years of civil strife, two of the factions joined forces to stamp out the third, although it is unknown to this day which of the three were destroyed. The two remaining groups then turned on each other, being unable to reconcile fundamental differences of opinion on textual interpretation of arcane applied philosophy and how to build a fire in a wooded glen.
==In-depth Analysis of Cultural and Economic Issues of why the riots occurred==
They were bored and poor. Hence, why?:not riot for awhile.
==Effects on present day politics and current events==
Not that much, really. They still speak funny and are bored in Birmingham, and Americans, Scientologists and Midgets are still around and sometimes co-mingle.
==Articles Related to the Birmingham Mud Riots of 682 AD==
*Americans - One of the warring/rioting factions involved.
*Birmingham - Where it all took place.
*Midgets - One of the warring/rioting factions involved.
*Scientology - One of the warring/rioting factions involved.
*Scunthorpe - Became England's new Chief Economic City after the mud riots.
==See Also==
* Birmingham
* Mud
* Riots
* 682
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Born in on , disowned by parents is here to confirm that He/She/They is born and alive.The information provided must be legit or you will be considered as “someone” living “somewhere”.
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Bit

==Bit may refer to any of the following:==
* In computing, 'bits' refer to the unidentfied cables, connectors, manuals and chunks of plastic you kept from old computers that have long since been thrown away. Various names are given to groups of bits for easing repetition: lyck (2 bits) (also referred to as the "shave and a haircut"), nybble (4 bits), byte (8 bits), chawmp (16 bits), swawllow (32 bits), dygest (64 bits), bowylmovement (117 bits), and so on. The term 'bit' is a shortened form of the term 'bigit'.
* In boxing, a 'bit' is a legitimate 'hold' where one contestant holds on to the opponent's ear with his teeth.
* At lunchtime, a 'bit' is a measurement of hungriness on the Arbuckle Scale, i.e. "Are you peckish?", "Yes, just a bit."
* An animal commonly found in South America And Columbia described as "Not Quite A Bat".
==16 bit disorder==
Sorry, but your pingas is multiplying. Chicks dig that, but a disorder is a disorder. Oh, just sell it for money. 
Okay, bad joke, it's gonna kill you. Ever heard of cock head? Ok, it's a deadly form of cancer called Pingas lukemia. It's all those cocks waiting in your blood, waiting for a place. Mostly they grow where they're supposed to grow, just in greater quantities. Sometimes though, if you're unlucky, it travels to your brain.
I know I know, cancer aint funny. But erm... can I post a picture of it on 4chan? Pretty please? 
...
NO?
Oh fine then, no medicine for you.
==32 bit disorder==
Prognosis...
not long left.
==64 bit disorder==
This sets in when the corpse is laid to rest. Chicks dig this.
In Bladerunner 2012 Director's cut, Ridley Scott uses cybernetic implants to control the disease, allowing him to harness its power to lay traps.
==128 bit disorder==
This is known as heaven.