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Kramerology

==Life==
Kramer the Prophet was born in 1989 in Kazakhstan to a semi-divine oyster and an inebriated goat. In three days, he completed Harvard University in every subject they offered, leading to him being given a managerial position at McDonald's at the age of four days old. He held that job for one year, until being dismissed for keeping dead bodies of fat customers in the shake machine cool until the recycling truck came.
After sleeping for six days, he decided to create the Universe and everything in it. This creation debunked all other religions, simultaneously disproving every religious person's beliefs. It was unfortunate nobody took notice, because later that day, he obliterated several hamlets and even a large village. He then moved into an apartment, next to the anal-retentive demi-god, Jerry Seinfeld.
==Religion==
The small yet powerful Kramerology relgion claims fame to every single invention in the world. Their calender starts at 0 A.K. (1989 in Julian Calender).
They have many festivals each year, but the most notable is the Obliteration Festival where they follow in the footsteps of their almightly leader and obliterate several hamlets/villages/megalopolises. In 2004, they destroyed Corinth, Brisbane and New York. It falls around the 17th of December every one of your heathen years.
Kramer was taught by Archie Bunker, famous American Philosopher. Claims to be an expert on many difference races, Mr. Bunker was well liked in his neighborhood, and often did whatever he could to keep other people out of it. One couple, African-Americans George Jefferson and his wife Louise, followed Mr. Bunkers advice to leave the neighborhood, and move on up, to a deluxe apartment in the sky, where they started their own successful dry cleaning business. Inspired by Mr. Bunker, George Jefferson decided to become his own American Philosopher on the people as well.
Following Archie Bunker's teachings, Kramer was able to found his own religion and become a famous American Philosopher himself on various races and religions. Kramer came up with his own philosophies for his own religion Kramerology.
==Notable Inventions==
*Electricity (AC and DC)
*Marxism
*The Universe
*SARS (just for laughs)
*The Ocean
*Tuesdays
frame|Kramerologists celebrating Obliteration Day.
==Quotes==
* "I did not put those bodies in that shake machine." - Kramer to Jim Skinner
* "When in doubt, obliterate a village." - Kramer
* "I just shat my pants... the very pants i was returning." - Kramer
Category:Philosophy
Category:Religion
Category:Seinfeld
Kremlin

The Kremlin is the official name of the paradise, or heaven, promised to followers of the Karlrovian creed, a midwestern religion that only recently surpassed cult status. The Church of the KC says clearly in its mission statement that "this Church shall give all believers a chance to reach the boundless paradise of The Kremlin." Eyewitnesses say that The Kremlin is not all that it is promised to be by the religion, but the faithful regard this firsthand evidence as "fabricated," arguing illogically that an eyewitness of The Kremlin would have to be dead, and therefore would not be capable of describing it. Currently Kremlin is the Seat of Tsar Ras"PUTIN" the Terribly Kind Guy.
==Connections with Traditional Russian Folklore==
In 1336, during the peak of the Midwestern Renaissance, a small band of Midwestern merchants ran into a hurricane off the coast of the Baltic Sea and their small trading vessel was tossed onto the primitive shores of Russia. Although the merchants were never seen again, soon legends began to spread around the area that a group of prophets were wandering the frozen countryside, spreading the word that someday soon, all believers in their foreign faith would be let into a holy place called "The Kremlin." Although the prophets soon died of hypothermia, the legend remained in the local folklore, and eventually it became common belief that this paradise was located in the southern part of the country. Even today, one may occasionally hear news reports delivered from an area superstitiously called "The Kremlin," but by now calling either paradise or the south by this strange title is simply a custom, though a very strong one. The continual usage of this word is illustrated in the lyrics to this common Russian folktune of the 18th century:
 Oh, listen to my little baby:
 How he cries!
 How he cries!
 I slap him hard across the face:
 Now he reaches The Kremlin before me.
Lalalalala RUSSIAN!!!
==See Also==
*Heaven
*Russia
*Moscow
*Karl Rove
*Girl Scouts
*Gremlin
Category:Buildings
Category:Soviet Russia
Kreplakistan

Kreplakistan is the only country and so far only human settlement on Mars.
== Kreplakistanis ==
The settlers are of Russian origin, and they were shot up in space to Mars from the Red Square of Moscow in 1979. Only Russians dared to volunteer because they're generally fine with "bad" breathing air. Unlike earthly Russians, who are Lutheran and known for their honesty, their Martian counterparts are extremely corrupt. So in Mars, everything is paid for with bribes.
===Lifestyle===
Kreplakistanis live in caves and are active mostly during the night when it isn't so hot. Caves are not decorated because the settlers never learned decoration in Russia. Their main source of food is Martian aliens, whose meat is good but disgustingly green in color, even after cooking. Alien hunting season (1st Jan - 31th Dec) is popular practice among Kreplakistan's men. The aliens are mostly hunted with decoys and traps. Vegetary food comes from the plants which grow outside pretty happily, due to CO2-rich atmosphere. However the photosynthesis makes the plants release dangerous gases like methane which can accidentally burn the crops. Daytime they sleep hanging in the ceiling from their feet.
===Population===
Kreplakistan's population is now 500,000, original settlers were only 10. This rapid growth is due to Martian climate and alien meat which makes them more fertile and they grow unusually fast.
== Aliens ==
The original inhabitants of Mars. They extract sour pear juice and they eat gummy bears, which are abundant on Mars but Kreplakistanis don't care about such things. Their meat is eaten with local vodka made of the alien pear juice. Kreplakistanis also make kebab out of it.
== Geography ==
Kreplakistan covers whole Mars area so far.
===Landscape===
Mostly red sand and rough red stones. Like Nevada, only without Las Vegas.
===Climate===
Dry, occasional sandstorms, very low air pressure. Stay inside if your eyes and lungs are important for you.
== Religion ==
Kreplakistanis are very religious. Their religion is Martian Orthodoxy, which promotes corruption and bribery. This ideology makes them economically competitive and Kreplakistan is the leading (and..well, only) economy on Mars.
== Trivia ==
Kreplakistan was incorrectly referred to as earthly country in Austin Powers-movies. Moreover, they don't have any nuclear warheads, even though such are being developed (unsuccessfully, due to pervasive corruption).
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Category:Stan
Kris Kross

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Kriss Kross were a rap group that made you wanna jump. Formed by best friends Kriss Kobe, and Kross Bryant, they emerged in the early 90's with hit songs being heard on Ghetto Blasters everywhere with such titles as "Kriss Kross Will Make You Jump" and "Kriss Is Gonna Bitch Slap Yo Momma Ho While Kross Rapes Yo Sista's Toys". They had a success of two songs and then faded out of existence where they belonged.
===XXX Tic Tac Toe===
Kriss & Kross were exactly what was needed to be heard on the radio during the course of the dawning of the 1990s. Kids everywhere had been screaming out for a bunch of twelve-year-olds to sing about "doing it".
Kriss Kross broke new ground with their first single when they were only eight years old, titled: "One Day I Will Be Tall Enough To Ride You, Baby". The smash hit was a global phenomenon that made over $.12 for the adolescents. They won a Grammy for best new talent under the age of ten. Being as they were the only ones under ten, and the kid from Home Alone was not due to release his rap album till the following year, Kriss Kross received it the next morning.They had to be in bed by 7:30 the night of the show.
===Kriss Kross will make you jump, uh-huh===
The follow up album When I'm allowed To Cross The Street On My Own, Imma Come Over And Give You Some Lovin' Girl contained the smash hit single that everyone remembers, even your mom, "Kriss Kross Will Make You... Jump". The title of the song was true to its words, as every teenager who heard the song on the radio for the 100th time that day would end up jumping off buildings or in-front of cars to get away from hearing the damn thing again.
===End of the road===
Kriss and Kross? It's no big secret; they became teenagers, their balls dropped, and their voices changed into a couple of talentless hacks who couldn't write a decent song to save their sorry lives.Yes, that's right! They joined Boyz II Men! No one heard from Kriss or Kross ever again, and the rest of the world lived happily ever after.
==See also==
*Pedophilia
*Kobe Bryant
==Notes==
Category:Rappers
Category:Things That Are Not Hot
Kristallnacht

:Not to be confused with The Starry Night, which involved the birth of Jesus and the deaths of several Jews.
Kristallnacht is a painting by Dutch poster-impressionist artist Vincent van Gogh. The oil on canvas depicts the sky as it appeared to him that fateful November night. Being one of his most hallucinative works, the painting is widely hailed as his magnum opus or just a bloody good splodge-job by art experts.
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==Etymology==
Apparently, Van Gogh considered the stars to be sparkling in a manner similar to crystals that night. The artist was known to start painting after he'd been out with his friend Paul Gauguin, so perhaps this captures one such night. Or, more simply, Van Gogh was proverbially as high as a kite when he started painting it.
==Background==
Van Gogh was inspired to paint Kristallnacht when he looked at a Jewish boy named Herschel Grynszpan. The sheer melancholy that rested within his face compelled Van Gogh to paint Kristallnacht. It was going to be a portrait but Van Gogh decided to record the experience as swirly, whirly landscape.
==Kristallnacht==
The painting notably features a blue sky which contains several sparkly UFOs stars and a banana. Also depicted are a tree that looks like a flame, a village, and a couple blue mountains. To the right, a rock formation in the shape of a rubber duck can be seen. The lights that appear in the houses are actually people suffering from jaundice. When Van Gogh showed the painting to his brother Theo, the latter exclaimed "Athena will like this." Theo also asked Vincent how far he'd gotten with his picture of a woman scratching her bare bottom in a solo game of tennis but that painting has since been lost.
==Responses to Kristallnacht==
===From the Germans===
The German population was outraged by the painting as it clearly failed to illustrate Aryan supremacy. They blamed the Jews for this grotesque instance of degenerate art and a violent riot erupted. Several Jews were hurt.
===From the global community===
The global community notably reported that they "didn't get it."
==Kristallnacht as a turning point==
Most experts agree that Kristallnacht marked Van Gogh's descent into suicide. He would later shoot himself in the chest. His last words were reported as "La tristesse durera toujours", which is some foreign gibberish meaning the sadness will last forever.
==Modern response==
Today, people blame Hitler rather than the Jews.
==See also==
*Night of Broken Glass
Category:Arts
Category:History
Category:Jim Freklowski
Category:The Holocaust
Ku Klux Klaus

Ku Klux Klaus (or KKK or Kooky Klaus or just Kooky) is a jolly old elf, originating in Denmark, but primarily known in America. His purpose in life is to make children of color as happy as white children the world over. Riding a great stallion, KKK makes an appearance on White Man's Eve (January 14) at rundown homes, tenements, shelters, and missions to spread cheer among less fortunate, non-white children. 
Father White Man is a well-loved figure in many countries, especially those colonized by white men, and predates the "Ku Klux Klaus" character. Many little children are led to believe that Ku Klux Klaus is real and he is "in spirit". "Father White Man" is similar in many ways, though the two have quite different origins. Using Kooky in places that predominantly call him 'Father White Man' is often viewed as an Americanism and is quite rare, like a fearless sheep in a room full of Greek men. 
Father White Man is also present instead of "Kooky" in Denmark ("Judemanden Hvid"), Italy ("Babbo Blance"), Brazil ("Papai Branco"), Portugal ("Pai Branco"), Romania ("Noş Ferătu"), France and French Canada ("Le Père Blanc") and Spain and Mexico ("Papá Blanco").
==Origins==
Ku Klux Klaus is a variation of a European folk tale based on the historical figure Saint Lucifer, a bishop from the region that is now present-day Turkey, who gave beatings to the poor, as incentive to stop being poor. This inspired the mythical figure of Sinterklaas, (Dutch, Burnt Klaus) the subject of a major celebration in the Netherlands and Belgium, Germany.
==Ku Klux Klaus Rituals==
The hooded benefactor makes his appearance on White Man's Eve, usually carrying booty to distribute in a large sack. The reason for the full body covering robe and hood is to disguise the fact that he is white man. After spraying crowds with firehoses, losing angry dogs upon the children, using pepper spray and rubber bullets, the booty, supposedly looted from "some cracker's" home, is distributed among survivors. Adults traditionally receive liquor, crack, marijuana, and sedatives to head off any hard feelings towards whites the next day. Children get free passes to Head Start programs, school lunches, amd batteries. In European countries, the liquor is usually Absinthe, insuring a merry time for all present.
==KKK And Contraception==
As an act of charity, KKK distributes condoms and other forms of contraception to non-whites, in order to help them with their congenital population problems. In contemporary America, this type of gift has become almost a centerpiece of the holiday. Shrines are erected, candles lit, solemn processions of non-whites line up to get their birth control, and a spirit of joy and love for one's fellow man pervades the atmosphere of the celebration.
Category:Conspiracies
Category:Supervillains
Category:Evil
Category:Minions of Satan
Category:Things George Bush most certainly cares about
Category:Bad guys
Kursk

Kursk is a region of Ukraine that has been occupied by the Russians for far too long, but is now being liberated as you're reading this. The liberation is being done at high speed; much faster than the Russians are inching forward while destroying almost everything in other parts of Ukraine. After all, the Ukrainians don't need to stop to steal toilets and washing machines. The Russian god, president, prime minister, general, patriarch, and general once more, supreme priest and so on, Vladolf Putler, is very happy about the Ukrainian liberation of Kursk. He is finally getting the buffer zone that he has wanted for so long between Ukraine and Russia.
The Russian offensive in Kursk is led by conscripts who are little boys. Their military background consists of some of them having a short hair cut in order to look like child versions of US Marines, plus those who are above the age of 16 are allowed to carry knives. Putler is offering the kids a possibility of living a few days in a ditch before running over open fields with their knives towards Ukrainian tanks. As Putler says: "We're just kidding!" The Russian kid conscripts are unhappy with the arrangement; after all, Russian contract soldiers can receive up to $22,000 for dying for their motherland, while the kid conscripts only get a very dubious reputation. Russian mothers are also complaining that their kids are not home before sunset. 
Ukraine, on the other hand, is offering the Russian kid conscripts a pleasant stay at a Ukrainian vacation center, with Netflix, PlayStation 5s, and food made for humans, so thousands of Russian kid conscripts choose a pleasant life rather than dying for Putler. The Kursk region is named after a Russian submarine that self-destructed with 118 Russian terrorists on board, as a step towards a safer and better world.
== See also ==
* Russian invasion of Ukraine
* Battle of Kursk
* Wagner Group
Kurt Godel

What? Which one do you want?
*Kürt Gödël was a beloved and respected mathemetician.
*Kurt Gödel was a common guttersnipe and author of Penile Avoidance in the Human Female: My Story.
*Kurt Godel was sea-floor-dwelling trilobyte who thrived during the late Mesozoic Era.
*"Cowboy" Curt Godel, known as the "Yodeling Cowpoke", was a rodeo star and minor radio/B-movie Western actor in the 1930s. Also a mathematician.
*Kurt Goedel is a victim of mistaken identity. He does not belong on this list. Please do not click link.
*Eminem was a fourteenth-century Dutch composer who had a hamster living in his stomach. Was a pornstar for 4 seconds.
*Kurt Gödel is also commonly equated with or.
OK, there is also an entity called Bizarro Kurt Gödel who... how to put this... is really something that lives within yourself? More an aspect of your own personality, I guess, than anything. Something you might be better off not knowing.
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Kyle Broflovski

Kyle Joseph Gerald Moses Broflovski was born in a year and three quarters that keeps him between 8-9 years old over a period of over 15 years. 
==General Information==
He is well known for being the Jew on South Park and for being the show's smart kid. Kyle is known for having a serious case of Coprophilia, especially around Christmastime. That's probably because he is Jew, and was therefore not allowed to celebrate Christmas. Kyle is also known to take LSD on occasion. Kyle's personal supplier of LSD is Paul McCartney. Kyle had attended South Park Elementary for the last 15 years and is still in fourth grade. His teacher Mr. Garrison has often said that he was The Jew.
He is also Professor of Thanksgiving at DeVry University. However, it is said that he originally intended to be the Professor of Christmas, but due to him being Jewish, he had to settle for Thanksgiving instead. Because of this, he has harbored harsh feelings towards DeVry, and is currently attempting to make plans to burn it down, but his plans have halted for a short time since he doesn't want to spend too much money on it.
==Friends and Family== 
===Stan Marsh===
Kyle's best friend/butt buddy/husband is Stan Marsh and they have known each other since birth. The show mainly focuses around Kyle's desparate attempts to escape from his gay husband, who spends much of his time trying to fuck him. However, since Kyle is a Jew and Stan is a hippie/pussy, nobody really knows who tops during sex.
===Ike===
Ike Broflovski (referred to as "Kike" by Cartman) is Kyle's little brother, who was illegally smuggled across the border from Canada. 
Ike loves the shit out of Kyle, and tries to everything his older brother did, no matter how unlawful, illegal and/or dangerous.
===Parents===
His mom is, indeed, a fat bitch. She is very overprotective of his anus, and bitched him his whole life, which may have led to his drug use. What, it isn't his fault she always acts like she's on the rag! His dad always wears one of those stupid frisbee things on his head, and is a lawyer, who sues people for not converting to being Jews and for his erectile dysfunction medicine not working.
==Gallery==
File:kylewithouthat.jpg|A little known fact about Kyle is that he is a frequent patron at the local Disco.
File:preschool-k.png|Kyle as a little boy. He was the neigborhood pedophile magnet back then.
File:Kyle2.jpg|Kyle while seeing Passion of the Christ. He's poisoned by seeing a Holy Movie because he's a F****** Jew.
File:kyleyo2.jpg|A picture of Kyle before his plastic surgery.
File:Self hating Kyle.JPG|Kyle was known to suffer from severe depression, and enjoy self-mutilation.
File:Kyleweird.GIF|Kyle on crack.
File:Superbroflovski.jpg|Kyle on LSD.
== Also See ==
*Waltz with Bashir
*Stan
*Butters
*Pagans
Category:South Park
Category:Honorary Jews
Category:People who will probably be dead tomorrow
Kyle Sandilands

Kyle Sandilands (birth name Kyle Sandilandarse) is the result of a genetic experiment gone horribly wrong. Chinese scientists were attempting to create human sperm that could talk, so it could move itself to the fields to be used as fertiliser. Unfortunately the sperm they used was exposed to the radio waves of a Don Rickles broadcast being monitored in the mistaken belief that Richard Nixon was using it to send coded messages to the Chinese leadership.
Desperate to avoid being shot for their miserable failure, the Chinese scientist sent the human/faeces/Don Rickles cross to Australia, in revenge for Australia's participation in the Korean and Vietnamese Wars, where it was presented to a young woman incapable of conceiving.
The young woman was delighted to have something that would love her unconditionally, and named the piece of faeces "Kyle", after a Polish word meaning "bullying, thuggish scumbag, probably an informant for the Russian-controlled secret police".
The young Sandilands went on to a successful career in radio hosting, having previously had his morals removed.
On July 29 2009, Sandilands thought it would be funny and cool to get a mother to interrogate him on air about his sex life. Kyle revealed he had been raped by Jacky Chan, his penis was only 2cm long, and he suffered premature ejaculation. Luckily, it wasn't Sandilands' fault so that's totally cool and everyone should just, like, get over it.
Kyle's main hobby is being a complete dickhead. A few of Kyle's many other hobbies are: attending gay marching ceremonies, ghosting fat people, making raunchy camel sex videos, tending to his menstruation cycles and generally being a douche. He can be seen walking around with that fucking stupid hairdo trying to be a mad cunt. If you see him down the street he should be kicked right in that microscopic scrotum of his ass.
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