When the world is puddle-wonderful

when the world is puddle-wonderful (aka lamardeuse's site or lamardeuse's fiction) is lamardeuse's website with fanfiction, fanvids and podfic. 
Initially the site was hosted by Tpod on his personal page, until in mid-2011/2012 a new address was acquired by lamardeuse.
==Stories==
===The A-Team===
====Het/Gen Stories====
Tidal Forces
Maggie Sullivan returns to the land of the living. NC-17.
By Any Other Name
He rolled it around on his tongue. Plain and simple. He liked it. Vignette. PG.
====Slash Stories====
If Only
Alternate Universe. Fate, heroes, true love, the whole enchilada. NC-17. 
Missing in Action
A post-If Only snippet written for doll. NC-17.
Damage
Written for the highwaymiles community on LJ. Face and Murdock look at dents and scratches a little differently. NC-17.
All of the stories below take place in the same timeline. They are approximately in order.
Vigil
Christmas Day, 1970. PG.
Cordillera
Post-ep for "Lease With an Option to Die". PG-13.
Sense Memory
During the events of the fourth season, Face and Murdock reflect on their relationship. PG-13.
Broken Wing
They hadn't talked about it in eighteen years. He wasn't sure Murdock remembered it. He wished he didn't. R.
No Return 
Post-ep for "Point of No Return". NC-17.
Double Cross
Missing scene for "The Spy Who Mugged Me". NC-17.
Clock Watching
Missing Scene for "Without Reservations." Murdock POV. PG-13.
Freedom Bird
Post-ep for "Without Reservations". Murdock deals with guilt over Face's shooting in the restaurant. R.
Camerado
A little Walt Whitman, late at night. NC-17.
Trio
Three responses to the A-Slash Kisses Sweeter Than Wine Challenge. PG.
Two Christmases
Christmas 1984 and 1987. PG.
===Die Hard===
Life, Mid-Crisis
Written for the smallfandomfest community on Livejournal. When Matt bought the gym membership, he knew he was screwed. NC-17. Podfic available at my podfic page.
From a Rut to a Groove
A sequel to Life, Mid-Crisis. John has no idea what he's done to deserve somebody who feeds him fresh strawberries and waffles made from scratch, and he's a little apprehensive about what will happen if he starts enjoying it too much. NC-17.
Interlude No. 1, or In-Laws in D Flat Major
A sequel to From a Rut to a Groove. It's always a joy to have the family around you at Thanksgiving. NC-17.
Sugar Daddy
A short piece written for oxoniensis' Porn Battle VII. NC-17, misuse of chocolate.
Always A Bridesmaid
Written for Sonia. John is too damned old to be anybody's boyfriend. NC-17.
Roughing It
John, Matt and a cabin in the woods. Written for HalfShellVenus and Yuletide 2012. R.
===due South===
====Short Stories====
Theories of Flight
A story meant to accompany the episode "Good for the Soul." Rated PG-13.
 
Mister Instinct
The inevitable post- "Mountie on the Bounty" story. Rated NC-17.
Bell, Book and Mountie
A due South retelling of the classic film "Bell, Book and Candle." Yes, you read that right. F/K, NC-17, AU.
====due South Flashfiction Stories====
These ones are written for a great LiveJournal community,
due South Flashfiction. They're supposed to be no longer than 1000 words, but some are slightly longer than that. (!) All are F/K, and all rated PG-13 for language and adult content unless otherwise noted.
Treat
"You're too damned beautiful, that's your problem."
Nothing To See
"I - " Fraser took a deep breath. "I don't need curtains."
Understood
Right around the time they had that Talk with them in school, he started dreaming about the guy.
Jerk
"Would you have me say I was hideously embarrassed? Does that fit your perception of me?"
Geography Lesson
It was only after they became lovers that Chicago started shrinking.
Inertia (parts 1 and 2)
"You taking a poll? How Long it Takes for your Partners to Fall Head over Heels?"
Graces
It wouldn't kill him to be nice. Right?
Evidence
I don't want to wake up in five years with no memory of your voice. Your hands. The way you -
After You (NC-17)
It took a while for Ray to notice the pattern.
Dancing Bear (NC-17)
He didn't care if the dance wasn't a real Indian dance. Or if the guy wasn't a real Indian. Or if the whole town folded up at night into a big vinyl suitcase.
Without A Paddle
He feels like a dick in his May West, which he imagines makes him look like a puffy orange marshmallow with toothpicks sticking out.
Take Me Out
"Yes, but if each team makes the same number of outs, won't the game always come out even?"
Strip
"I'm not too big on the Trapper Joe stuff, but romance I can definitely get behind."
Trap Door
If anybody was going to be sharing Fraser's underwear, he wanted it to be him. 
What She Doesn't Say (G)
It's not completely a lie, but it's still a sin, a sin of omission.
Talk Dirty (NC-17)
He was killing me here, and we hadn't even started.
Thaw (NC-17)
The first touch warms.
Expecting
"You are Clyde Fraser Kowalski, and you are beautiful, and you are our son."
Return Policy
"Look, throw it in the garbage, throw it in a snowbank, okay? I don't need it." 
Ceremony
"Why didn't we ever get married?"
Trick (NC-17)
"Wh--what about the boots?" gasped Ray. "Had...plans..."
Under the Influence
Fraser. Hammered. Well. This was different.
Hot Tub (NC-17)
It was all his fault. This never would've happened if Fraser hadn't had him along as dead weight--
No Experience Necessary
"I like that you get--enraged--on my behalf."
Head Trip (NC-17)
Actually my longest dS story yet, six Flashfiction challenges cobbled together into one fic, because I was too lazy to come up with six separate ideas. About 7500 words. 
Expiration Date (NC-17)
"Why didn't you tell me? Were you even gonna see me while you were there?"
Afterglow
"Newsflash, Frase. I'm a guy."
Father Figure
One day, he would show his father that he could be his own man. 
Say Cheese
"Why don't you go back where you belong and let me get on with missing you, huh?"
Seeing Red
"Tourists did this to you? What the hell were they, armed?"
Lost In Translation
"You do everything right, and you don't even know it." Available as a podfic at my podfic page.
Taste Test
"Well, I'd never have considered my son particularly interesting either," Bob huffed, "until I saw - Lord."
Ordinary Saints
"You're not a saint, and this isn't a miracle. This is - us."
Too Close (NC-17)
Whatever happened next, Ray could be damned sure it wasn't going to be boring. Or easy.
Duet (NC-17)
"My hands? You kissed my hands the night before you left, when you thought I was asleep-"
Point A to Point B 
"Well, see, it's like this. I wanted to be proud."
Impressions
“He’s alive. You’re alive. That’s all that matters. That’s everything, son. Believe me.”
Fall From Grace
...no way was he going to sit there clutching Fraser’s hand and crying over him. That wasn’t the way to get to him anyway.
Falling Star
Okay, so he and Fraser had once worked and fought and eaten and laughed together, been willing to die for one another; that didn’t mean they couldn’t eventually become strangers to one another, too.
The Morning After The morning after the night before, Ray lay in a pool of sunlight and stared at it.
Third Time's a Charm As usual, Ray's timing sucked.
(Also: Dear lord. My 50th due South story.)
Public Display Ray was really sick of making mistakes like this. NC-17.
====Other Bits====
The following stories were written for various drabble/ficlet request memes on LiveJournal. 
Take It To The Bridge
for brooklinegirl- Ray/Ray, R
Getting It Right
for elmyraemilie - F/K, PG
Need to Know Basis
for Estrella - F/K, PG-13
Subliminal
for Ilexa - F/K, NC-17
Don't 
for Sprat - F/K, PG-13. 
====Assorted fics====
Ve Haff Vays of Making You Talk (written for ds_undercover)
They’d been doing it for almost a month, and it was starting to drive him crazy.
Home for the Holidays Written on Christmas Eve, 2004. PG-13.
That's how you know it's true love, he's think, when you start playing with dried caribou parts.
Reset Written for Brooklinegirl in ds_seekritsanta, December 2004. Ray/Ray, NC-17. Standing in a putridly pastel bowling alley watching Vecchio throw strike after strike was not his idea of a fun Friday night—Saturday morning—whatever—but who said this had anything to do with fun?
And speaking of Christmas, you must, must, must see Tara's amazing artwork, Twelve Ways to Make Ray More Canadian, also created for ds_seekritsanta. She's amazingly talented, and since this was my Christmas prezzie, I procured her permission to display it here. Thanks, Tara!
Gift Exchange Another Christmas story written for Miriel in the 2005 edition of ds_seekritsanta. PG-13.
Commitment Written for brooklinegirl's birthday, May 2006. Ray's birthday present isn't the one he was expecting.
Auld Lang Syne Ray takes a long time to figure it out. Written for bluebrocade in the 2006 edition of ds_seekritsanta. NC-17.
Timing Ray and Fraser have different styles. Written for brooklinegirl. NC-17.
The Geometry of Everything Ray contemplates square pegs and round holes. Written for the ds Match challenge on LJ. PG.
Marked Ben studies the evidence. NC-17.
The Best-Laid Plans Eight months in, Ray realized his plan was a little nuts. PG-13.
Spring Thaw The change of seasons brings a transformation. R. 
===Harry Potter===
A Taste of Liberty 
Rating: NC-17 for language, sexual content and slash
Pairing: HP/SS
Summary: Before the final battle, Harry Potter plays hooky and learns about another world.
Note: Please do NOT archive this story without my permission.
Artwork
View an utterly gorgeous image created by Snaples for Taste of Liberty by clicking here. (Also not for kiddies, please.)
Unfortunately, Snaples has taken down her website full of her gorgeous art, and I am unaware of a way to feedback her.
 
And you can view a stunning image from Evelia by clicking [here]. Rated PG-13. Check out more of her work at her lj.
 
 
Shorter Stories:
Movie Night
Rating: PG for language and slash
Pairing: HP/SS
Summary: a short companion piece to "A Taste of Liberty". Takes place shortly after the epilogue.
Definition
Rating: NC-17 for language and slash
Pairing: HP/SS
Summary: a short companion piece to "A Taste of Liberty". Takes place after "Movie Night."
Read the Mandarin translation of "Definition" here.
The Clock
Rating: PG
Pairing: Tonks/Ginny
Summary: a ficlet requested by Rebecca.
Exposure
Rating: PG
Pairing: HP/SS
Summary: A short piece for Femme, based on her icon.
===Hawaii Five-0===
Motive and Method
The standard undercover-in-a-gay-bar cliché, complete with fellatio. NC-17.
Christmas Tradition
Steve and Danny start a new holiday tradition. NC-17.
When It's Nice and Cold
Steve and Danny need to warm up. PG-13.
Riding on Two Wheels
Steve has a surprise for Danny. PG.
Wake-Up Call
Not your typical Saturday morning. PG.
Sugar Rush
Danny didn't know it was a date. R.
Absolute Beginners
Co-written with TheGrrrl. Steve sees Danny surfing and the rest is history. NC-17 (link goes to the AO3).
===I Spy===
The Way You Wear Your Hat
Set post-The Barter. Who would've thought Kelly'd like that fez so much? NC-17.
Skin Deep
Kelly and Scotty get a taste of the country they're sworn to defend. NC-17.
Vacation
Scotty wants a day off. NC-17.
In The Cool, Cool, Cool Of The Evening
Scotty takes Kel home to mother. PG-13.
Looking Down at Heaven
Scotty learns something about Kel he already knew, and learns something about himself in the process. NC-17. Also available in PDF format. 
===Lewis===
And We'll Talk in Present Tenses
Lewis is too old for this. NC-17. Also available in PDF format.
Cause for Celebration
A coda to And We'll Talk in Present Tenses. Robbie doesn't usually celebrate his birthday. R.
Old Dog, New Tricks
Sometimes you can teach an old dog. R.
Comfort Zone
Lewis and Hathaway and a Canadian shack. PG.
Making Room
James fills in the spaces in Robbie's life. R. Available as a podfic at my podfic page.
First Light
A short morning after snippet. PG-13.
A Matter of Distance
James Hathaway is a reluctant gentleman of leisure. R.
In the Family
He's not getting any younger, as some smartarse he knows likes to say. G.
Life During Wartime
When James falls apart, Lewis is there to pick up the pieces. PG-13.
Hot Patootie
Robbie Lewis has never considered himself to be the jealous type. R.
Fair Play
Robbie thinks it's only fair. NC-17.
Stupid Cupid
Robbie has a date for Valentine's Day after all. PG.
Double Blind
"I think he's flirting with you, sir," Hathaway said. NC-17.
The Power of Suggestion
Because Lewis and Hathaway deserve a million "everyone thinks they're doing it" fics. NC-17.
For Argument's Sake
Lewis discovers something James likes. NC-17.
Someone Like You
James needs someone. PG-13.
Intentions
James declares his intentions. PG-13.
Beginnings
A sequel to Intentions. PG-13.
Shift
A sequel to Beginnings. PG-13.
Choices
A sequel to Shift. R.
Momentum
A sequel to Choices. NC-17.
Virtually Yours
Robbie goes undercover. PG-13.
Terra Incognita
James discovers something about Lewis. NC-17.
Up the Garden Path
The summer after Lewis retires, Sundays become allotment days. R.
Change of Heart
Lewis told Hathaway he needed a partner. He didn't expect to be jealous when James followed his advice. R. Available as a podfic at my podfic page.
Keeping Vigil
James watches over Lewis. PG.
No Time Like The Present
It happens like this. PG-13. Available as a podfic at my podfic page.
===Merlin===
====Short Stories====
The Common Touch
Arthur could see the thought take shape in the empty space behind Merlin's silly, mobile face and turn it more insubordinate with each passing second. NC-17.
Incentive Plan
At a certain point - Merlin couldn't have said exactly when - Arthur began behaving less like a prat. PG-13. Available as a podfic at my podfic page.
Accept No Substitutes
Written for the Make Them Do It challenge at Merlin Flashfiction. NC-17.
Above and Beyond
Inspired by Nicci's delicious artwork. Merlin and Arthur face the morning after. R. Available as a podfic at my podfic page.
Gone Fishing
Arthur is determined to discover Merlin's secret. R.
Traditional Remedy
Merlin is enchanted. Arthur misses the obvious solution. PG-13.
Something About You
Arthur was certain he'd lost what was left of his mind. NC-17.
Revelation
Merlin waits for Arthur's return one winter night. NC-17.
Second Glance
Arthur and Merlin meet again after seven years. Modern AU, PG-13.
Virgin Sacrifices Aren't What They Used To Be
Arthur Pendragon, darling of the Royal Spacefaring Corps, crash lands on an unknown planet. And that's just the beginning of his crap day. NC-17. Available as a podfic at my podfic page.
Natural Progression
Arthur gets used to something new. PWP, NC-17.
Laying Bare
Merlin's undressed Arthur hundreds of times. R.
Confessions
Merlin confesses. R.
Preparation
Morgause teaches Arthur about himself. PWP, NC-17.
Mind the Gap
Modern AU. This time, Arthur is the one with the secret. R.
Best Man
Modern AU. Arthur needs a date for Gwen's wedding. The rest is history. PG-13.
When the Clock Strikes Twelve
Modern AU. Merlin helps a friend and finds his destiny. R.
Alterations
Modern AU. Merlin is starting a promising career as a costume designer and doesn't need action hero Arthur mucking it up. PG-13.
Auspicious Beginnings
Modern AU. The course of true love and all that bollocks. R.
Love for Sale
Modern AU. The bachelor auction story that no one asked for. PG-13.
====Longer Stories====
Defenders of the Realm
A modern AU written for Merlin Big Bang, 2009. c. 57,000 words, NC-17. Available as a podfic at my podfic page.
What Child Is This
A modern AU based on a 1939 Ginger Rogers romcom. Yeah, you read that right. 30,000 words, NC-17.
Special Occasion
A short coda to What Child Is This. PG.
Flight Path
Modern AU. Peter Drake just wants to lead a simple life. 25,000 words, NC-17.
====Merlin RPF====
===The Sentinel===
 
====Short Stories====
Show And Tell
A short NC-17 snippet featuring our boys and a blindfold.
Proposal
Inspired by the events at San Francisco's City Hall in Feburary of
2004. PG-13.
Mismatch
Sometimes a sock is just a sock. PG-13.
Shadows and Light
Blair contemplates the evidence. PG-13.
White Men Can't Jump
Something old, something new. NC-17.
Check and Mate
The sequel to "White Men Can't Jump". NC-17.
Memories of Water
Destiny, diaries and dads. PG-13.
Just Us
Jim, Blair and a dark closet. Need I say more? NC-17.
Breaking
Blair has snack food issues. NC-17.
Slow Dance
A little romance never killed anyone - did it? R.
Full Circle
Written for the talented Lorraine. Jim contemplates fate and buys
a clue. NC-17.
A Letter Home
Written for the Sentinel Secrets community on LiveJournal. PG.
Invitation
A short snippet using one of doll's first lines. PG.
Treading Water
Written for the 2004 Moonridge auction. Blair seeks to restore Jim's balance, unaware he's in need of a little balancing himself. NC-17.
Perspective
Jim buys a painting and tries on a new rhythm. Mild R.
Conviction
Naomi serves as a catalyst for an important chemical reaction. NC-17.
Catch
Jim and Blair go fishing far from home. Written for round 2 of Sentinel Secrets. PG-13.
Rite of Passage
Blair needs to purge. Written for round 1 of TS Ficathons. NC-17.
Scars
As the dawn light began to trickle into the loft, Jim lay in bed and studied the bruises marking Blair’s body. Written for PatK for the 2005 Moonridge auction. NC-17.
Anniversary
Written to commemmorate the 10th anniversary of The Sentinel, March 20, 2006. PG-13.
Something to Talk About
Written for Bluebrocade and the 2006 Moonridge auction. NC-17.
Past, Present, Future
Written for Kungfunurse and the 2006 Moonridge auction. NC-17.
Refugee Status
Written for ponders life and the 2007 Sweet Charity auction. NC-17.
====Longer Stories====
Equilibrium
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Slash, language, explicit sex, violence. 
Summary: Jim and Blair work on a case - and slowly enter a relationship of a different nature. The inevitable post TS-by-BS epic. Gorgeous title artwork by Nicci.
Equilibrium by Lorraine
Lorraine created this delicious artwork based on one of the scenes from Equilibrium. Doesn't it make you want to read the story? Or at least lick your screen? (Click on the image to get to the artwork. Rated PG-13).
===Smallville===
Coming Home
Clark and Lex deal with the loss of a loved one. NC-17.
Into the Woods
Clark and Lex go camping. Yeah, you read that right. NC-17 for mature themes.
===Star Trek===
In The Light of Morning
DS9. My first Internet-published piece, an Odo/Kira story set after "His Way". R.
Galatea Redux
Voyager. A Doctor/Seven story set a few months after "Someone to Watch Over Me." PG-13.
A Delicate Matter
Voyager. Part two of "Galatea Redux". PG-13.
In Her Own Image
Voyager. A [Janeway/Sullivan] story from Sullivan's POV. I only realized after I wrote this how much people absolutely, totally HATED the Sullivan character and the Fair Haven eps in general, because I had several Voyager fans write me and tell me how I had redeemed the character in their eyes (gosh!). R.
 
Janet d'Airo's artwork for Galatea Redux
===Stargate Atlantis===
====Short Stories====
All stories are Sheppard/McKay unless otherwise specified.
Relaxation
Written for SGA Flashfiction. John discovers a new way to relax. NC-17. Podcast version at my podfic page.
The Other Half of the Equation
A few months ago, he’d never have considered that "death without honour" would ever be on a par with "death from soul-sucking alien." NC-17.
Semi-Sweet
John's hands + chocolate. Need I say more? PG-13.
Habituation
Late one night, Rodney contemplates the quantum mechanics of John Sheppard. PG-13.
Points of Reference
John loved hanging out at the geek parties. PG-13.
Wallflower
What annoyed Rodney more than anything was that it was beginning to look like he’d saved Atlantis so that it could provide shelter for ladies’ poker and Monday night football. PG-13. Podcast version at my podfic page.
The Theory of John
He's this close to getting the man a t-shirt that says I Kill Brain Cells. R.
Second Time
Rodney knew everything was going to hell when they started playing the Duran Duran music. Written for SGA Flashfiction. NC-17.
Ring In The New
“I feel awfully good,” Rodney said. “Awfully, awfully good.” NC-17.
Kind Of Blue
Aliens didn't make them do it. But. R. Podcast version at my podfic page.
Mating Season
John, Rodney and the psychoanalysis of Bambi. R.
Identification
Parrish has something to give Major Lorne. NC-17. (Includes ac- companying artwork by melagan)
Four Kisses That Didn't Happen, And One That Did
Written for Pearl's 5 Kisses meme. Rodney knows it’s gone too far when his fantasies turn to kissing. R. Podcast version at my podfic page.
Look! The amazing Eris has translated "Four Kisses" into Dutch! Read it here: Vier kussen die niet gebeurd zijn, en een die wel is gebeurd
Competitive Spirit
John takes a little longer to get it. PG-13. Podcast version at my podfic page.
Last of the Magicians
Newton had it all wrong. PG.
Intensity
A short snippet written for Kitestringer. R.
R and R
John, Rodney and one morning in Barbados. NC-17.
Permission
Elizabeth gives herself permission (Weir/Caldwell). PG-13.
Feast Day
Rodney doesn't recognize it at first. R. Podcast version at my podfic page.
Driver's Ed
Written for the highwaymiles comm on LJ. John, Rodney, puddlejumper sex. NC-17.
Contact Points
So much for insulation. R.
Observation
Rodney's been watching. NC-17.
Guy Stuff
Rodney's not jealous. NC-17. Warning: spoilers for Season 3.
Dark Desire
It's pretty dark. PG-13.
Good Luck Charm
How did they all get those nifty new t-shirts? NC-17. Podcast version at my podfic page.
Pillow Talk
A short post-ep tag for McKay and Mrs. Miller. NC-17. 
Casual Easy Thing
John contemplates the possibilities. R.
Alter Ego
Rodney in a goatee. 'Nuff said. NC-17.
Borrowed Time
A sequel to Alter Ego. NC-17. Also my 50th SGA story. Gawd.
And To All A Good Night
John and Rodney suck at Christmas. NC-17.
Over the Hill
John and the Forty Flamingos of Doom. PG-13.
Falling
If anyone’s youth had prepared him to live in constant peril inside a magical city at the heart of another galaxy, it was his. Zelenka/Lorne. NC-17.
Payback
John's never done it before. NC-17. 
Romance on the High Seas
Christ, he was now officially the worst boyfriend ever. NC-17.
Stand-In
He wasn’t an expert on the symptoms of mental illness, but he was fairly sure these were the first signs that there was a screw loose somewhere. NC-17. Podcast version at my podfic page.
Touch
It was the supreme irony that it was the touch of a Wraith that had John so keyed up now. NC-17. Podcast version at my podfic page.
Thaw
At the best of times, Rodney was never in the mood to deal with plumbing. NC-17.
Stage Fright
Written for the GPFG community on LJ. David Parrish is a reluctant porn star; lucky thing Evan Lorne is willing to help. NC-17.
Exhibition
Rodney discovers a new spectator sport. NC-17.
Version 2.0
Written for Mav. Rodney's back to his old self, but not everything is back to normal. Rodney/Ronon, PG-13.
Running Mate
John introduces Rodney to a new sport, and Rodney introduces John to something else. NC-17.
A Hard Risin' Morning Without Breakfast
Rodney wakes to a pleasant surprise. But no muffins. NC-17.
How I Spent My Summer Vacation, by Dr. Rodney McKay
He wasn’t sure exactly when he’d plunged over the edge of the Niagara Falls that was John Sheppard’s goofy charm, but plunge he had. NC-17.
Clear Blue Skies
There might not be any marshmallows or drinks with umbrellas, but this was already turning out to be one of John's favorite vacations. NC-17.
Two Men and a Baby
Co-authored with tex. "Oh, really, it's a great honor, a great, great honor, but you have to understand, I'm a very busy man back home, and I really don't have time to..." NC-17.
Fashion Victim
It's canon! No, it's an AU! It's a canoe! Oh, hell, just read it! NC-17.
In Your Dreams
Rodney's dreams take a turn for the better. NC-17, spoilers for 4x04, "Doppelganger".
Tree of Life
Written for Aerly and the Sweet Charity auction. Lorne/Parrish. Everybody wants to save the galaxy. 12 000 words, NC-17. PDF version here.
Not In the Job Description
John realized he was staring about a second and a half too late, and suddenly got really interested in his belt buckle. Crack , PG-13.
Drinking Game
"So I figure the thing we need to do is get drunk," Rodney said. PG-13. Spoilers up to Outcast.
Just Like Schrödinger's Cat
The act of observation changes the outcome. NC-17.
Postcards from the Id
“What, I don't even get any cats this time?” Rodney yelled. PG-13.
Get You Back
Written for thegrrrl's birthday. Post-Trio. NC-17.
Superpower No. 16
This pose, though, was ridiculous, even for Sheppard. NC-17.
Tell It Like It Is
Rodney slumped against him. "I can't have sex in my sister's house," he blurted. NC-17.
Hidden Depths
Yes, it's a Splash AU. You have been warned. NC-17.
Situation Normal
Rodney figures it out. A short piece for mcsmooch. PG.
Perfect Timing
John gets tired of waiting for perfection. NC-17. NOTE: Spoilers for SGA 501.
Good Neighbor Policy
John and Rodney and a little give and take. NC-17. Written for mcshep match, 2008.
Fantasy Life
Rodney's fantasies get the better of him. NC-17.
Ritual
Written in honour of Cate's birthday. The history of a ritual (spoilers for The Shrine). PG-13.
Coupling
A short, crackish Hallowe'en fic written for unamaga's birthday. NC-17.
Cultural Exchange
"What does he think we are, Fine Arts majors?" Rodney grumbled. NC-17. Also available in PDF format (c. 150 KB).
Bedtime Story
Rodney reads. John listens. PG.
If It's Wednesday, It Must Be Pumpernickel
A short, crackish AU about domestic chores and Symbolic Sandwiches (TM). PG.
Third Chance
John gets one more chance. NC-17, set post-S5.
Very Improper
John gives a language lesson. NC-17.
The Art of Chilling Out
Rodney loosens up. PG.
Home Improvement
John, Rodney and power tools. PG.
Solve for x
Written for Cate's friendship/flirting/thinking of you fest. PG-13.
In Plain Sight
Written in honour of The Grrrl's birthday. NC-17.
The Ways of Earthlings
As man-eating lizards go, John's not bad. PG.
Creation Myth
A short sequel to Two Men and a Baby, written for tex. PG.
Getting To Know You
- A series to complement Season 2 of Stargate: Atlantis -
The following pieces form a set of linked stories that follow the timeline of the second season. The overall rating of the series is NC-17, though individual parts may carry a lower rating.
We'll Meet Again (Siege III)
The Space Between (The Intruder)
Sacrifice (Runner)
Regression (Duet)
Basic Black (Condemned)
Chain Reaction (Trinity)
Becoming (Instinct)
Evolution (Conversion) 
Reciprocity (Aurora)
Disconnect (Lost Boys/The Hive)
Down Time (Epiphany)
Perimeter (Critical Mass)
Crush Depth (Grace Under Pressure) 
Parting Is Such (The Tower)
Least Resistance (The Long Goodbye)
Balancing Acts (Coup d'État)
Noble Savage (Michael) 
Smoke and Mirrors (Inferno)
Some Sunny Day (Allies)
You can also download a PDF version of the entire series here (c. 440 K).
====Longer Stories====
TRTN
The Road To Nevada
Written for SGA Santa on LJ in December 2005. AU, NC-17, c. 38,000 words.
If you prefer, you can download it in PDF form here (700 K)
Road to Nevada by inbetween
_inbetween_ made me this amazing artwork to accompany TRTN! G.
The Road to Nevada by Lorraine. Gorgeous artwork for TRTN. PG-13.
Without Love
Written for the reel_sga community on LJ, June 2006. Loosely based on the 1945 film with Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn in which Tracy is a scientist working on a secret government project and Hepburn is the widow who enters into an unusual marriage with him. c. 22,000 words. If you like, you can download a PDF version here (~ 500 K).
Romance at the Roadkill Grill
Complete and total screaming AU. c. 22 000 words, NC-17. Also available in PDF format (c. 300 KB).
Depth of Field
Written for the Live Long and Marry auction. Total AU, c. 20,000 words, NC-17. Also available in PDF format (c. 270 KB).
It's Magic
AKA The Cruisefic, or what happens when I turn John into Doris Day. Written for the Live Long and Marry auction. Total AU, 24,600 words, NC-17.
===Starsky & Hutch===
Gazing
Written for Lorraine, inspired by her artwork of the same name. NC-17.
Pout
A short snippet inspired by KimberlyFDR's movie icon. PG-13.
Beneath The Skin
Written for Morgan Logan and the 2005 Moonridge auction. Hutch's investigation of a difficult case forces him to confront his greatest fear. NC-17.
Outcome 
After a surprising revelation from Kiko, Starsky and Hutch re-evaluate their relationship. (76,000 words, NC-17.)
You can also download a PDF version of Outcome (800K).
===The X-Files===
Indian Summer
Doggett and Reyes take over the X-Files and find they have a special gift in common, one which Doggett is reluctant to recognize. Reyes POV. 
Rontenatanónhnha
The new partners investigate a multiple murder case in Montréal which has ties to a world of mysticism and magic. Reyes POV.
House of Mirrors
A day at the funhouse has Doggett thinking about his so-called life. Doggett POV.
Storm Front
Post-ep for "John Doe". Some rains come suddenly. Reyes POV.
===Other Fanfiction===
====Hot Fuzz====
DIY for Beginners
Danny is worried that the temptations of the big city will lure Nicholas back to London, but what can Sandford offer that will tempt him to stay? R.
====Sherlock (BBC)====
Available Evidence
John is the one mystery Sherlock can't solve. R.
====The Eagle====
The Upper Hand
They argue constantly. R.
====Cabin Pressure====
Attitude Adjustment
Douglas acquires a new appreciation of Martin. R.
====Captain America (Movies)====
They're Playing Our Song
The progress of a relationship over three dances, seventy-six years, and a lot of cheesy Glenn Miller music. PG.
====Brooklyn Nine-Nine====
Moonlighting
Before Jake found another golden opportunity to reveal the full scope of his genius, Rosa was assigned with Amy to get some witness statements to a home invasion. Given the choice, she would have preferred to stick around the station and watch Peralta be an asshole.
====Selfie====
Rocky Mountain High
Henry's midlife crisis started when he was twenty-six. 
==Vids==
===Merlin===
Should I Stay or Should I Go - music by the Clash. Thanks to Tzikeh, Crys, Kass and Sihaya Black for beta and encouragement.
Any Time At All - music by the Beatles. Thanks to Sihaya Black for beta and encouragement.
The Mayor of Simpleton - music by XTC. Thanks to loreley_se and gealach_ros for the footage used in this vid.
Fiona - music by Lyle Lovett. Thanks to Sihaya Black and expectprism for beta and encouragement.
I May Be Wrong (But I Think You're Wonderful) - music by Dinah Shore. Thanks to nny for enabling this madness.
Bon Cop, Bad Cop. J'ai l'rock 'n' roll pis to� - music by Offenbach. Thanks to Crys, Kass and Sihaya Black for beta and encouragement.
===Sherlock BBC===
Not Responsible - music by Tom Jones. Thanks to nny and hermette for beta and enabling.
===Hawaii Five-O 2010===
Something Good - music by Herman's Hermits. Thanks to miasnape for beta and encouragement.
Something's Gotta Give - music by Frank Sinatra. Thanks to sihaya, tex, caersmane and chibirhm for beta and assistance.
===Lewis===
Here I Go Again - music by The Hollies. Thanks to yunitsa, suzvoy, mrs_sweetpeach and alizarin_nyc for beta and encouragement.
One Fine Day - music by The Chiffons. Thanks to reddwarfer, sihaya, yorkshirewench and chibirhm for beta and assistance.
===Common Law===
We Can Work It Out - music by Stevie Wonder. Thanks to killa, cabayuki, ceares, that_which, Fran and cinderlily for beta, assistance and encouragement.
===Captain America/The Avengers===
Hazy Shade of Winter - music by Simon and Garfunkel. Thanks to Dorothy and Jim for assistance and encouragement.
===Kingsman: The Secret Service===
Here Everyone's a Hero - music by Tinie Tempah ft. Laura Mvula. Thanks to Dorothy and Jim for assistance and encouragement.
==References==
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Category:Merlin Websites
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Category:Sentinel Author Pages
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Category:Smallville Websites
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Category:Starsky & Hutch Websites
Category:X-Files Author Pages