The Day the Anime Disappeared

CALENDAR NOTE:
Tuesday, August 7, 2012: New episode of YuruYuri
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==Saturday, August 4th 2012 - 3 a.m CST==
Konnichiwa! Watashi wa Robert-chan desu. Three! more! days! until the new episode of YuruYuri! It's 3 a.m (5 p.m in Japan ^__^) and I am so excited that I can't sleep!
I'm going to stay up all night and watch my anime DVDs with my dakimakura.
Hmm... Naruto? No, I've already seen them all three times over? K-On!? Meh... not in the mood for so much moe. Aha! Dragonball Z it is! Oh, nostalgia, how I love thee. :D I haven't watched this in many years, I hope it is as sugoi as I recall it to be!
Well, just going to grab some pocky and then it is movie time! Oyasuminasai until next time.
==Saturday, August 4th 2012 - 4 p.m CST==
Harro! :3 I watched DBZ until 7 in the morning! Gosh, I had a great time. Awoke to the ever-so-pleasant sight of my Sasuke wallscroll gracing my left-facing wall. Oh, Sasuke, if I weren't gay and you were real, I would treat you like a queen.
Slightly disappointed. Otousan bought me the wrong flavor of Ramen (or as he calls it, "ray-min noodles"baka) at the Japanese store today.
Darn it, Otousan, I said CHICKEN! PORK IS NOT CHICKEN! Oh well.  Off to go play Tera.
CALENDAR NOTE: Tuesday, August 7th 2012: New episode of
==Sunday, August 5th 2012 - 12 p.m CST==
Ikaga deshita ka, readers? Ohayou gozaimasu, I hope you've all had a kawaii day. The strangest thing happened today. I was looking at my calendar, and somebody erased some of my writing. I'm guessing it was Oneesan, he always tries to get me to stop watching "those stupid chinese cartoons". If only he knew what he was missing out on.
Well, I'm off to go read some manga, catch ya later!
==Sunday, August 5th 2012 - 1:15 p.m CST==
Wakarimasen... My manga... My manga is gone? I'm crying right now, I'm literally crying, tears are streaming down my face! I'm on the verge of sobbing, but if Otousan sees me crying I'm afraid that I'll get the belt.
I don't know what to do. I spent a lot of my Yen on these, these are NOT cheap! I'm going to go to sleep and hope that they'll be back in place when I wake up. I'm so upset!
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==Monday, August 6th 2012 - 2:30 a.m CST==
My manga is gone. My anime DVDs are gone. My dakimakura is GONE! MY SASUKE WALLSCROLL IS GONE! THEY'RE ALL GONE! I'm screaming at the top of my lungs for my Okasan.
She enters the room and looks at me with worry in her eyes. "Uguu! Okasan, my anime is disappearing! Help!" What she says next chilled me to my bones.
"Anime? What is anime? Are you on drugs, Robert?"
She doesn't know what anime is. No... This, this can't be happening. I rush over to my calendar and it is blank. I'm starting to forget what it was that I had written down. I'm going to draw a picture of Naruto, I need to remember anime. I need to. Help.Me.
==Monday, August 6th 2012 - 11:59 p.m CST==
HONTOUNI ATAMA NI KURU! FUKOUHEI DA! MOU TAKUSAN! HOUTTEOITE! HOUTTEOITE! HOUTTEOITE! HASHIRE! TASUKETE!!!
CALENDAR NOTE: Tuesday, August 7, 2012: Your day is free.
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