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"Not" is a 2010 song by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It is a parody of the style of the popular American nu-metal band Slipknot, and tells the story of a person who constantly tries telling the same joke, which always turns out to be completely unfunny. The song contains the following controversial chorus:
:Our bassist is actually only asleep ...
==Writing and inspiration==
The rest of the song tells how the unfunny person is trying to come up with jokes about issues that no one has ever managed to make fun of before. Some of these issues are too lame to even laugh about, such as the issue of Keeping Up with the Kardashians:
:Kim Kardashian's butt is easy to keep up with... Not!
Or parts of Canada that still belong to France because even French Canada doesn't want them:
:Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon n'est pas la merde... Non!
Other issues mentioned in the song, such as Limburgs, Asturias, and Sunda, are too little-known to laugh about. In contrast, the song also includes lines about well-known stuff, such as Condoleezza Rice:
:She's big as a condo and white as rice... Not!
The issue of Bukkake Wars, however, almost makes the listener smile, yet ultimately the person who tells the joke forgets to pause before the punch-line, and thus ruins the joke:
:The wars left Posh Spice covered with some kind of white snot!
In addition, there are some issues that no one even wants to laugh about, due to the simple fact that they are too much not fun to deal with:
:Springtime for Fritzl: A Pedo Romp With Elisabeth and Josef at Amstetten ... Not!
This fact was recently discovered by the South Park creators, who had to change the character of Muhammad into the character μ (Mu), after Comedy Central censored the "ham" and the "mad" out of the Muslim prophet's name.
==Music video==
thumb|200px|The right picture is how Yankovic looked like once Cher joined him onstage to hand him the award.
The music video for "Not" shows a group of masked people, with masks resembling the faces of R. Kelly, Ben Affleck, Bloodhound Gang and Condoleezza Rice. The group dance on ice covered with banana skins, yet they never seem to slip.
"Not" ends with a detailed description of R. Kelly's slip on his own urine.
===Grammy controversy===
Days after "Not" was released as a single, Yankovic appeared at the Grammy Awards dressed like the impaled girl from Cannibal Holocaust. The outrageous costume caused much controversy, but eventually Yankovic received the "Video of the Year" award for "Not". In his thank-you speech he thanked The Church of Ass and Nipple Slips for showing him how to always avoid a Freudian slip.
"Not" is the first real heavy metal song covered by Yankovic, who once said: "Metal is the hardest thing to cover, it's much easier with stupid boy bands like N'Sync Nails".
==... In conclusion==
Do NOT Delete this Article. This might become a real Weird Al song someday.
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Not Quite Legal Preteenage pictures showing their first time to go fully nude

You sick fuck. Why did you click this link? Did you think a girl would love you in all your miserable existence? I know you should be thinking of doing something more fun, but you still read this like a fat, sweaty, miserable retard and a waste of oxygen.
YOU ARE NOW A PEDOPHILE.	Congratulations on your faulty prize, cause now no girl will approach you if you know you are indeed a sick fuck. Pedo. By the rare chance, a girl approaches you, it will almost be out of pity rather than genuine interest. You will never gain a girlfriend. Even the gorillas recognize that you are undoubtedly too much of a creep to even belong to them. You watch those porn titles with "barely legal babe" in them, not thinking that it is, even for a single unconscious second, how fucking creepy it is that a 40-year-old guy is fucking an "18-year-old" girl. Instead, you fap mindlessly to the porn, not aware. At all. You probably also watch stepsibling porn. 
TL;DR: you are a pedo because you clicked on this link and now you will die alone. If you even have a single shred of self-respect, you would stop reading this and start socializing.
Now, if you excuse me, the FBI is on the way to your house.
== DEPLOYING SEAL TEAMS TO YOUR LOCATION ==
* Acquiring fish
* Feeding seals
* Attaching radio transmitters
* Training seals to follow orders
* Attaching explosives
* Pressing the wrong button
== See also ==
*Gary Glitter
*Michael Jackson
Category:Crime
Category:Paedophiles
Category:Pornography
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Notepad (software)

Notepad is a brain child of Bill Gates of Microsoft and is the cornerstone of Windows Architecture. Developed by the Gate himself, it took him fifteen years to write a new GUI after ripping the source code off his nemesis, the then King of Lithuania, Billy Joel. After his eleven hour keynote speech showcasing Notepad, he forgot to tell the world what it actually does. So in the usual way, people drowned in |heretheir ignorance and started using this software to write code. Notepad is also used by script kiddies to write BATCH. The product of this code is now known as Windows XP Windows Vista.
As time went on Notepad became more advanced, including such sought after features as Word Wrap and Time and Date. But Microsoft could not control the enthusiasm. After a thirty year period and over five hundred "Microshit Certified" programmers, the company implemented what is now known as "Font". As time went on, the improvements keep coming, such as Print and Page Setup. Many years are to pass before this will be at a beta stage.
Notepad is renowned for having the default background color of white (or sometimes off-white, or fuck-off-white). Because of this fact, it is most commonly started (and maximized) to temporarily turn a user's monitor into a light source in a dark office or bedroom, so they can find the Any Key or cup holder.
Notepad is also praised for its text wrapping and scrolling support: to distinguish wrapped text from non-wrapped text the next time the file is opened, it inserts not one, but two line breaks at each wrapping position. Unfortunately, scrolling causes the text to overlap the status bar if word wrapping is enabled, so the status bar has to be disabled. Third party hacks allow Notepad users to show the status bar even with word wrapping on, but they cause the program and the entire system to become unstable. There are rumors that the version of Notepad distributed with Wine for Linux doesn't have this ability at all, but such a version was never seen. Its most obvious difference from the Windows version is crappy menu bar font and ugly, Windows 95-stylish gray background.
Another thing that sets Notepad apart from the competition is an incredibly useful feature, when users try to save 'AAAA BBB CCC DDDDD' (among other combinations, such as 'bush hid the facts') in a file then reopen it. This results in the computer shitting itself and showing some squares (or Chinese) instead of English letters. How could anyone live without? 
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Nothing

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Novel

The novel is that form of literature that is noted for repetition that spurns innovation. The word "novel" is one of only a handful of one-word oxymorons in the English language.
==Origins==
The form of the novel was established in 137 B.C. by an out-of-work Roman soft-shoe cobbler named Priaprus, who, while imprisoned for debt, had written down again some stories with which he had once entertained solders.
The collection, EMPETOR ET TRES LESBOSIVM RAHRAHSIVM ("The Emperor and the Three Naughty Cheerleaders") was a stunning departure from the oral tradition (although those who have read it said that it wasn't, not technically) and allowed Priaprus to free himself and live out the rest of his life in drunken debauchery. It was only when the funds went low that he then penned REVISTVM EMPETOR ET TRES LESBOSIVM RAHRAHSIVM ("Return of the Emperor ..."), followed by EMPETOR III, EMPETOR IV, and EMPETOR VI.
For many Roman literati, this constituted going back to the same well once too often. When Priapus began to choke on an olive pit at a public orgy nobody bothered to help him out.
==Today==
The novel served as a medium for entertainment and enlightenment until the latter part of the twentieth century, when it was co-opted by large corporations. Writers, already feeling a loss of income from large file sharing networks called "libraries", began to move into more lucrative careers such as radioactive waste handling and aluminum siding. Some writers, e.g. J.D. Salinger, take one idea from a publisher and rewrite it over and over and over. Others, e.g. Stephen King, have become so rich they no longer write their own novels – they buy them already written and replace the title page.
Nowadays only corporate serfs write novels – based on ideas from publishers who got them from some web site.
==See also==
*Plagiarism
Category:Literature
Category:Books
Category:Vital articles
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Now That's What I Call Dementia

Now That’s What I Call Dementia is a 2024 rock album by Donald Trump. Released in 2024 by Insurrect The Capitol Records, it is part of the Now That’s What I Call Music series, and features songs about the former president’s rants and raves, including things like getting “schlonged” or “the giant faucet in California”. It is available on CD, Cassette, Vinyl, and Spotify, but not Apple Music, because, in Trump’s words, “Apple Music is for democratic libtards.” It features Donald Trump on vocals, JD Vance on Guitar, Marjorie Taylor Greene on Piano, and Ted Cruz on drumset. Together, they are known as the Conspiracy Four, but are not credited as such, due to the fact that “no one is better than [Trump]” (Donald Trump, Fox News interview). It (the vinyl) was originally priced at $45, which, oddly enough, is a perfect multiple of Trump’s tax fraud fines. (Example: If the album would sell 10 million copies, he would pay off his tax fraud.) Critics have said this is just a “last ditch effort” to pay off his tax fraud. Trump oddly named it Now That’s What I Call Dementia, suggesting that his dementia is worse than expected. The album is the only one in the Now That's What I Call Music series written by only one artist, because there is no one else other than Trump. Trump is life.
== List of Songs ==
# They’re Eating The Cats They’re Eating The Dogs They’re Eating The Pets (In Springfield)
# Giant Water Faucet (Gonna Flood Cally)
# Oh, Hey, Look! It’s Abraham Lincoln!
# Hamburrrdurrrs
# She Is Ka-ma-laaaaaa
# Good ol’ Vladdy Putin
# They Go To School Male (And They Come Back Women)
# The Enemy Within
# Your Favorite President
# Project 2025 Overture
== Reception ==
Critics had mixed reception of this album. Some critics heavily praised the album, saying "It was the perfect thing to add to my house giant Trump shrine". Other critics said it "Is a waste of 45 dollars. I'd rather buy Nickelback." The critics voting records were not pulled, but assumed. The critics on the left are scared for their lives because of the Donald's plans. 
== See Also ==
* Now That's What I Call Music
* UnTunes
* Donald Trump
Category:Donald Trump
Nowhere

FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
The system is down. I dunno what you did, moron, but you 
sure screwed everything up good.
•  Press any key to receive this error again. 
•  This error screen has encountered an error and needs to close. 
•  Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. You will lose
   everything. Well, unless you Ctrl-S'd it.
Press any key to continue _
Please note that on UNIX nowhere is represented by "/dev/sda1". "/dev/null", contrary to popular belief, is a line straight to God's secretary, who is always asleep or huffing kittens.
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Nuance

It's very simple: either you understand and appreciate nuance, or you don't. There aren't two ways about it. People who can appreciate nuance are good, smart, right and a benefit to society, while people who pay no attention to nuance need to be taken out and shot.
==Mitigating factors==
Look, if you have an ounce of perception in your thick skull, you will acknowledge that in any given situation, while there are almost always general truths and acceptable modes of behavior, there are always mitigating factors and circumstances that can have an important influence on what might be the best course of action to take.
Given the complexity of human behavior and experience, things can often be a little bit iffy, and you need to take these factors into account before you go jumping to conclusions and flying off the handle.
If you don't, you're just a moron. It's as simple as that.
==The Problem Of Morons==
Morons who don't consider all sides of an argument before making snap judgments need to be rounded up and put out of all of our misery. They cause nothing but problems in the world, and they are never ever going to change. So we should just take them all out to a field and mow them all down, just like that. An AK-47 ought to do the trick. That would completely solve the problems they refuse to stop burdening the rest of us with.
==Am I being clear enough?==
Maybe you aren't getting my drift here. I don't think I'm being wishy-washy or unclear. Maybe I'm stuttering. Am I stuttering? I don't think so. What part of kill all the morons who refuse to be more judicious and reasonable do you not understand?
Or maybe you just disagree? Is that it? Well, I don't want to hear it. It's people like you who keep anything really effective from getting accomplished. Is there any redeeming quality to the jerk-offs who see the entire world in their uninformed black and white? No. So what's the problem? If we simply kill them all, then we will no longer have to endure their idiotic, jingoistic, biased nonsense.
==The plan==
Here's how we can do it.
First, send out a simple survey to everyone in the world. This survey asks one simple question.
"Do you believe that people who violate sacred principles of fairness and equanimity should be dealt with swiftly and harshly?"
This is a well-designed question, and it will weed out the morons in a beautifully simple way. As you can clearly see, anyone who answers this question "Yes" is a moron.And, by their own admission, would support our effort. Think about it.
We then round them up in an open field and shoot them all.We should probably also include in the group anyone with a lisp. Lisps are annoying and moronic. It will be very important to go through the crowd carefully and make sure each moron is dead, or the whole effort will be futile.
Then, what can I say?
Mission accomplished.
==Footnotes==
Category:Words
Nuclear vagueness

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Nuclear Vagueness refers to the act of turning off the lights whilst constructing a nuclear device intended on mass destruction Thus, elevating the level of excitement and enthusiasm from the process to a level of near orgasm.
==Origin of Name==
Upon reaching a near conclusion of the Manhattan Project, the members of the project were bored. I mean REALLY bored. Think about it, how many times can you play kitten huff, "you shall not pass" or perform musicals about sex life in Iceland? 
"Enough is enough", said Oppenheimer, "I'm shutting down this project" and stormed out of the room turning off the lights as he left. Since it was bloody dark in the lab, the rest of the project members couldn't find the exit or the lights, and were forced to work in the dark suffering from exotic fungi as a result.
The result of working for months on end in the dark (plus the continuous anti-fungal treatments) was vague - a canister of some goo. So they dropped it on Japan to see what would happen. The results were quite entertaining.
==Famous cases of Nuclear Vagueness==
===The Chernobyl Vagueness=== 
An amusing MMORG (Massively Multiplayer Off Line Role Game) where the Soviet authorities played with the Ukrainians, which consists of the following elements:
*One must escape Chernobyl in less then 48 hours. 
*The surroundings of the game arena might be a bit vague due to forest fires, mutants and extreme nuclear radiation.
*The Soviets' role in the game is to deny any nuclear radiation related problems even as they grow a third eye, thus making the situation even vaguer.
===The Hiroshima & Nagasaki Vagueness===
An extreme medical experiment in which the Americans wanted to test the effects of nuclear radiation of the Japanese skin tone, that is due to the extreme fashion code of the 40's stating that a "vague skin tone rocks". The experiment was a complete disaster and Americans abandoned further experiments.
===A case of Middle Eastern Vagueness===
The Israelis, normally being an unbalanced nation decided to endorse the all time popular "It wasn't me" routine and in the process creating the famous hit: "it's my nuke and I'll mutate if I want too":
UN came in and caught me red-handed
Creeping on the nuke next door
Picture this we were both butt-naked
enriching uranium on the bathroom floor
How could I forget
that I had given them an extra key
All this time they were standing there
they never took their eyes off me
===Au Contraire - The Persian UnVagueness===
On the opposite of Nuclear Vagueness we can all find the well known "Persian UnVagueness" which is a leading approach by the Persian monarch, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad who keep claiming that all your base belong to us and that "our nuke is bigger than yours, thick, and leaning just a wee bit to the left". And so, Ahamdinejad keeps turning on the strobes around his nuclear facilities all night long, even though the electricity bill is just terrible. 
==Further Reading==
* World Domination
* Manhattan Project
* Vague
* Atomic fisting
 
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Category:Weapons of Mass Destruction
Nuff

Nuff is the self-proclaimed supreme ruler of the Internet. He is the leader of the Masters of the Internet, and he has complete rule over everything that goes on on the Internet. Everything. At all. Internet.
Nuff's age is unknown, though he is believed to be the son of Fairy Nuff and Word (not the Microsoft version though as, citing typical Microsoft quality, he would be impotent). His location is currently unknown but, as he holds such a supreme and noble position on the internet, it's probably his parent's basement.
On the Internet, what Nuff says, goes.
==Examples==
 kitty04> wheres jim?
 slimer> he got banned from the internet, 'nuff said.
 kitty04> OH
 kitty04> OOPS CAPSLOCK
 kitty04> there we go
 ryanator2> I'm getting DSL, 'Nuff said.
 morpho> Sweet
 morpho> I hope he was being serious
 KITTY04> whyd you type the ' before his name?
'Nuff Said.
==See also==
*Banned from the Internet
Category:Internet
Category:Slang
Category:Royalty
Nullarbor Plain

The Nullarbor Plain is a vast, arid region in southern Australia. The name "Nullarbor" comes from the latin terms nullus optus transien meaning 'nothing to see here, move right along' and bora supra meaning 'supremely boring'. The Aboriginal name for the area is 'Oondiri' meaning 'don't bother'. It is the world's largest collection of absolutely nothing, and occupies an area that cannot be measured by conventional means.
==History==
Despite the fact that there is absolutely no reason to live in the Nullarbor, the Spiragraph Aboriginal people inhabited the area for millions of years prior to European settlement. The first settlers, for no known reason, were determined to cross the Nullarbor.
Edmund John Eyre was the first to cross the Nullarbor, and between 1840 and 1841, he and three Aborigines with a pack mule built the highway that connects Port Augusta and Norseman, which Eyre named after himself - the Crazyman Highway.
In the 1950's, the Australian Federal government recommenced the terra nullius policy and, despite the fact that the area was actually inhabited by people, allowed the British to test nuclear weapons in the Nullarbor.
==Cultural Significance==
Every Australian has crossed the Nullarbor at least once. Australians who have not crossed the Nullarbor are considered "un-Australian". 
Nobody lives on the Nullarbor, however it is important as a buffer zone between Westralia and the other states, thus maintaining a safe distance from the non-event horizon that surrounds Perth.
The Nullarbor is also considered a bogan heaven, because it contains the southern hemisphere's largest collection of broken down cars. However, until the number of bottle shops increases significantly, it is unlikely to be more than a popular tourist destination.
==Geography==
==Climate==
Hot and dry during the day, and cold and dry at night. The only rain ever recorded in the Nullarbor was 12mm in 1983.
==Transport==
Transport plays a major role in the Nullarbor, because everyone who is there is by definition on their way across it, whether by road or rail. There are no towns between Norseman and Ceduna, only a single route between West and East, with scattered roadhouses.
Category:Geography of Australia
Number One

Number One can mean:
*Piss
*Urine
*Winner
*1 (number)
*A character from The Prisoner
*Designation of William Riker in Star Trek: Next Generation (pronounced "Numbah One")
*Loneliness
*"We Are Number One", that song made by evil genius Robbie Rotten
*codename for a spy
*luigi's favourite catchphrase: "luigi number one!!!"
Category:Numbers
Number bases

Number bases are convenient ways of counting things invented by Indian mathematicians. All number and all forms of counting come originally from India. The most important thing to know is that the Indians invented all numbers, numerals, and mathematics.
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==Digit Placement Systems==
 
All of the following number systems vary in a number of different aspects, however one of the most important factors to recall when looking at the various numeral systems is that they almost all use digit placement as a method of determining value.
For instance, quaternary expands by digit placement, even though it appears limited by the lack of digits. Where you put the digit dramatically increases or decreases the value. Placing a digit in one hole can cause a positive reaction, whereas placing digit in another hole will cause a negative reaction, and an inability to place said digit in the first hole that we were discussing again. The reasoning behind this should be obvious.
Digit placement in quaternary works thus:
0, 1, 2, 3, Lots, Lots-1, Lots-2, Lots-3, 2-Lots, 2-Lots-1, 2-Lots-2, 2-Lots-3, 3-Lots, 3-Lots-1, 3-Lots-2, 3-Lots-3, Heaps
A famous example of using digit placement relates to the boy putting his digit in the dyke in an attempt to save his hometown from flooding. No doubt, he saved the town in this instance, but often putting your digit in a dyke will have a very different value.
 
==Other number systems==
==Summary==
Obviously the Indians invented every number system, as well as everything to do with numbers. Indians invented Algebra, Differential Calculus, Imaginary numbers, factorials, happy numbers, and magic numbers. In fact, every time that you have ever been given any test in school relating to mathematics there's a strong possibility that it was written by Indians.
When you think about it, Indians are bastards, aren't they?
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