Demon Chun-Li

I was so excited about my new Street Fighter game. I waited for a week for it to come. When it came I opened the box quickly it showed a CD case which showed a disc labeled "Chun-Li". I put the disc into my PS3. Then the title screen for Street Fighter II showed. When I pressed start it showed a picture of Chun-Li for a second. Then it showed the choose your character screen. Ryu was the only playable character. So I chose him. The background was black I was walking on a platform. When I got to the end it showed Chun-Li with her eyes bleeding and closed. I walked up to her. She opened her eyes. A black screen appeared with words written on it which said: "FiGhT mE!" Than The screen became red I was still on the platform. My character was all freaked out for some reason. Chun-Li's health bar was low it only took one hit to beat her. Than it turned out she wasn't knocked out she opened her eyes and another black screen came up which said "YoU rEaLlY tHiNk It WoUlD bE sO eAsY." Then Chun-Li jumped up with a knife in her hand about to stab Ryu. The screen became static for 3 seconds. Then it came back to the player select screen except Ryu was locked and it showed his eyes blood red bleeding. The only playable character now was Ken. I pressed him and the background changed to dark green and I was on a platform Ken was also freaked out for some reason. When I beat Chun-Li again she opened her eyes and another black screen came on with words saying "YoU wIlL gO tO hElL tOo." Then she jumped again with a knife about to stab Ken. Then static came on again for 3 seconds. The player select screen came on AGAIN. Now Ken was locked with red eyes bleeding. The only playable character now was M. Bison. I pressed on him and the background become dark red. I was on the platform again. I beat Chun-Li for the third time. Once again she opened her eyes. Another black screen came on saying "GoOdByE, bIsOn." Then static went on for the third time but this time I heard a playful woman's laughter. But it didn't go to the player select screen again. Now it showed Chun-Li with horrific bleeding red eyes and a terrifying smile for like 5 minutes the the song InSaNiTy was playing in reverse while the cries of Ryu, Ken, and M. Bison saying "Give up!" "Help us!" "Don't go on, she's a demon from hell!" The screen flickered again with static 2 times. And on the 2nd time I heard the woman's playful laugh again, except this time it was distorted. Then the image showed again. It was 1 minute into the image when it got to me. "This Chun-Li is a monster, a pure evil, insane, nightmarish monster... and all her victims, including Ryu, Ken, and M. Bison are all her marionettes, and this game is just her way to be in her nightmare world where all her victims are in hell." I thought. Then Chun-Li screamed so loudly it hurt my ears. Then the static came on again for 7 seconds. Then it stopped and showed nothing but black. Then the last text came which said "Wanna fight me again Harmony?" The playful woman laugh played again but so clear it felt like she were right behind me as I was looking at the text. I was booted to the game over screen I saw Ryu, Ken, and M. Bison. All of their eyes were bleeding and red. I felt so sorry for them I cried to see that they were tormented by that horrible woman. My PS3 turned itself off. I sat there for 30 second terrified by what I just went through. While I was walking down the hallway to my room I heard a whisper that said, "Good luck trying to keep your brothers from playing the game." When I got to my room I screamed when I saw the most horrifying thing yet. I saw a Chun-Li poster staring right at me, smiling, with bloodstains under her eyes.
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