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Drake and Josh lost episode: Megan's Suicide

Remember Drake and Josh, that show on Nickelodeon? Well, The Creator: Dan Schneider. He had to make an episode.
When I was on Hulu, I saw an episode on Season 5. Note: Season 5 of Drake and Josh is NOT real.
It was named Megan's Suicide. I Clicked On It.
It showed Drake and Josh spilt screen.
Josh said: Megan has been veeeeeeeery bad! She has been evil! Evil!
Drake said: She was trying to Kill me and Josh!
Megan showed up on the screen, saying: Hello... Boobs...
Drake and Josh was screaming! Megan scared them with the Twilight Sparkle creepypasta photo! 3 Times!
Note: I liked MLP.
It showed static for 10 seconds, next is Spongebob with bloodshot eyes.
Then, it cut to the house.
Megan was in her room. Drawing a Klasky Csupo Nightmares Logo.
Drake and Josh were in their room. Josh was calling Mindy for 30 seconds.
Drake was playing the guitar by himself. Megan was walking.She said: Boobs! BOOBS!
Drake and Josh groaned. Megan was getting a chainsaw or a knife.
She cut Drake and Josh's organs. She ate their brains and stomachs. Megan said in a Satan voice: It's time to kill everyone.
The intro started. But it was dark and distorted music were playing.
When the intro ended, It cut to the house. Megan was trying to kill Everyone. But she did. She called her friends.
Megan and her friends were killing everyone. 911 is here. Megan started to run. Megan got slammed. The episode ended.
The picture had a screenshot of Spongebob, Twilight, Four and X with bloodshot eyes. And the text that said: The end. In Creepy font.
The credits showed Drake and Josh screaming. The Schneider's Bakery logo was distorted. It was called: Schneider's Death.
The noɘbolɘʞɔiИ logo appeared. The shape was Drake and Josh. The audio was Megan laughing evily.
The copyright was 666 MTV Networks.
When I was in bed, I saw Megan with bloodshot eyes.
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Drake and josh: josh dies

i was 26 years old when drake and josh first premiered on nickelodeon. i had a 17 year old brother with crohn's disease who loved that show. sometime in 2005, me and him went to a garage sale and got a dvd that said "drake and josh: too hot for tv." the elderly lady there said she found it in the street and gave it to us for $32. we put it in the vcr when we got home. it had two episodes: "megan kills a pedophile clown" and "josh dies." josh dies starts with drake and josh's parents eating feces when drake walks in and asks for a gun. they buy him a gun at goodwill and he walks into josh's room. josh was watching pewdiepie and drake stabbed josh in the chest with the gun. josh died and the episode ended. don't watch it. after it ended, my brother went to the bathroom and cut off his nose and bled out and died. he said it was because of this episode. bye.
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Dream?

I'm having a very terrifying dream right now. I have been forcefully stuffed in an oven. The flames surround my body as I scream. I wake up now, thinking it was just a dream. But then I realize I am in a large metal container, an oven, and the area surrounding me gets hotter and hotter. I'm not able to scream, as I begin to smell my flesh sizzle.
With all of my strength, I kick the oven door open, and then I run away. I finally get out of the building, as my memory of getting knocked out by cannibals in a small abandoned town finally comes. Then I start to wonder, if it was in a small town, why I am in a city. I also remember that all my life, I was never able to scream in dreams. Then my vision becomes blurry.
Then, I wake up again. I'm in a hot metal container. It was an oven. Then, and that moment, I smell my flesh sizzle. This time though, I can scream.
If you have never had your flesh sizzle, I will tell you about it. The pain and agony last for only a few seconds, but the fear stays. The third degree burns make you numb, as you die. Perhaps the most terrifying thing is not feeling your death, but knowing it is happening. I finally die. My soul rises up, and I am able to see what is happening to my body.
Just so you know, watching your body getting eaten by cannibals is no treat. It was pretty gory, so I will leave out the bad stuff. I saw them tear through my liver with their own teeth. Suddenly a young man walks in to, wait, a restaurant?
I was cooked in a restaurant. The young man was approached by one of the cannibals. I scream for him to run, but it is in vain. The cannibal knocked the young man out, as they take him to the kitchen. There, they prepare him for they oven.
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DreamScape

So I was moving home, after three years at the previous domicile the time came to move on, most of the time I welcomed change but this time I wanted to stay, either way I looked at it there was nothing I could do about it,
The new house was quite nice, I expected it to be older and smaller than my last home but I was mildly suprised by what was to come, anyway we moved in and started re-decorating the usual stuff, then came the time to choose who went in what room and after being stuck with a small room previously I wanted a bigger one, needless to say however my request fell on deaf ears and I was put into the 2nd smallest room, right at the end of the corridor opposite the stairs.
The first few weeks were good, on the 2nd day in there I had already set up my Wii and I was happy playing Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Wii Sports for a while,
This is where things began to get strange,
One night, one ordinary night, I decided to get an early night's sleep (playing games constantly til' very late hours didn't help) and before you know it I was drifting away slowly.
I awoke in the middle of the night with a dry throat, I tried to cough and I even tried questioning myself as to why my throat could be so dry but.....no voice, I couldn't speak, the only thing I had on my mind at this point was getting a drink of water to help my throat so I made my way across my small room and opened the door...
What happened next i haven't been able to answer,
upon opening the door and looking straight down the corridor at the top of the stairs i was greeted by an unimaginable feeling of fear and what appeared to be a woman clothed in white with a horrifying face and a repulsive scream, flying up the stairs making a beeline straight for me, i quickly closed the door and got back into bed, however i can't remember falling asleep from it or waking up in the morning,
Another night not so far away i experienced something else unusual, i awoke again with dry throat unable to speak or focus my vision, after a few seconds a blurry figure slowly came into vision as it stood over my bed, i couldn't do anything but stare back at it's feature-less face.
Again i have no recollection of falling back asleep or waking in the morning
Were they dreams? or were they drastic cases of Hypnogogia?
This i do not know....
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Dream Demons

Ever since I was little, I have had nightmares in which these evil beings would come for me. I even had one chewing on me at one time that had a red face with black spots on it.
The first demon I encountered was a vampire like being. I got lucky and was able to wake up and leave before he found me. However it was the second time I encountered Dream Demons that really traumatized me. I was taking a nap in the evening, when I found myself in a dream state.
I woke up in my bed and I heard music playing on my computer, and it wasn't good. It told me to go and lock the front and back doors. I ran to the front and saw a demon dressed in white standing next to the tree next to the highway.
I closed it, and locked it, running towards the back door, when the King Dream Demon showed up. He was yellow and black, and had black mossy like hair. In his hand was a chainsaw. He beat me to the back door and came in.
I stumbled back, running to the kitchen, in the corner, when it killed my mom and dad, then coming for me. Before it came to me, I somehow transported myself to my uncle's room, from where I woke up, my mind still caught between this world and in the other.
But attacking isn't their scariest attribute. It's their ability to suck you back into your nightmare. I had woke up from a terrible dream one night, and tried to stay awake, but soon felt something sucking me back into the dream.
I saw flashes of my nightmare, and I struggled and fought hard not to be pulled back into that mess. 
I was able to break free. Dream Demons presence are strongest at night and you can sense them watching you, waiting with glee for you to go to sleep in the hallway's or in the bathroom. They're the reason you throw the cover over your entire body and hope they don't know your there.
They are turned on by fear, so if you go to bed after watching something scary, you are risking your sanity and possibly your life. There are cases of people dying in their sleep due to nightmares, and it is what inspired Freddy Krueger. So far, I haven't had any encounters... and I hope it stays that way. I can't afford to be dealing with these bastards.
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Dream Eater: The Beginning

03/14/2012
There I was, in the road, alone in the dark.. just waiting.
You maybe asking what happened...this is what happened.
01/04/12
It was a normal night, quiet and tranquil. I was on my way to a friend's house. I read a lot of creepypastas; that night I was fueled with them. There is a so said "haunted" house that is just across my house and that night when I was going out I noticed something, there was someone or ... something. (It was of a white color and had a humanoid form.) It was in the stairs just staring at me, I got closer but it just vanished, I obviously thought it was just my imagination and of all creepypastas I had read so I just continued to go.
When I arrived to my friend's house I told him what happens and has usual he just laughed and challenged me to go inside it next time see something, I said yes. That night we did nothing but talk about what could that be and more scary things like that. I had a strange dream that night, I was alone in my room almost asleep then I saw, that.... thing, it wasn't normal it was like a wolf, but this one had red penetrating eyes and his mouth filled with foam big sharpen teeth, a long pointy tongue, it was as big has a horse and long messy hair all around his body. While he was getting closer, I started to feel and smell his breath a horrible penetrating breath it smelled like thousands of death corpses, my heart started to beating so fast then he bark so loud that my hears starting to bleed and again this time waking me up, I started to switch every light on and didn't go back to sleep. This was the First Dream.
The next 3 days really nothing happened but then the 4th night came. I was ready to go to sleep but then I hear a noise coming from the house across, I take a look, again the white humanoid staring at my window, I remembered what my friend had said, so I decide to take a look. I was going near the house fence when again he vanished, this time I didn't stop I got inside the house, It was old from the inside no furniture and an English construction environment, I walked all over the first floor but then the lights of the stairs light on, I didn't wanted to stay in there but something drag me then to a some sort of room, it was small, it smelled bad then lights one, there was blood slipping through the walls, and a pentagram draw with blood on the floor and a "human" in the middle of it, he had long and black hair, he didn't have cloths but a rag, long gray beard, his eyes dark has the night he stared at me and said: "10 Dream You Shall Have, Your Life They Will Change, And There's Nothing You Can Do." Lights gone off, has strange has it sound I wasn't at all scare but confused, I got out of the house and go to SLEEP.
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Dream Explorer

I was walking out of school when something caught my eye. A USB drive... I picked it up and it said, "Hello ;)," on it. Foolishly, I took it home and plugged it into my computer. It held only a game titled "Dream Explorer". I loaded it up. It was a black screen and I thought that it was broken until a loud screech happened and in bold white letters DREAM EXPLORER came up. I recognised the music as the original music from Lavender Town in pokemon. I assumed this was made by a student for a medi studies assignment and I decided to give it 5 minutes and give it to the lost and found tomorrow.
I couldn't walk back to school now. It had a button saying new dream so I pressed enter starting the game. Everything went silent, and then a room faded in. I soon realised the game was similar to the game LSD Dream Emulator in graphics and gameply feel. I went to a door and it opened. I looked around the corner and there was a TV showing a rather amusing stick figure animation. A noise from behind my character made me turn around. i saw nothing. When I looked back towards the TV it was a lamp. I figure it was because with dreams nothing hardly ever stays the exact same. I went into the next room. It was a bathroom. I walked up to the mirror and saw myself in it. I looked up and saw that my webcam was off. I tried closing the game but it didn't work. To make things worse my face started melting off. I checked my real face and thankfully it was still in place.
Thats when I realised behind me in the game was a creature that resembled slenderman. I turned around in real life fast and thankfully saw nothing. Causing my character to do a 360 fixed the issue then my character fell into a room full of mirrors. thats when the game itself closed down. The next day I was holding the USB ready to hand it into the ladies at the office when a kid who appeared to be in grade 12 came up to me and asked where I found this USB. I said it was on the ground. I asked him about the mirrors he said he was planning to implement a webcam mirror feature resembling what I saw but he never even started working on it. Till this day I don't know what the deal with the game was but at least my computer was never effected.
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Dream Moment

So I was having online classes with my camera turned off when I started hearing a little whistle from one of the students in the background that seemed very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it. The whistling stopped for a couple of minutes until I started hearing it again, and then I knew exactly what it was: it was the chorus of Dream's hit song 'Mask'. I immediately ripped off all my clothes and started furiously stroking my fully erect penis for a good 10 min, even sticking my Dream body pillow up my rectum, imagining that it was Daddy Dream penetrating me while whistling his hit song 'Mask'. It honestly were the greatest 10 minutes of my life, until my libido reached its climax and I let out a gigaload of cum for Daddy Dream that landed on the phone's screen and ended up turning on the mic and camera, and everyone stared horrified at me, screaming at the sight of my honest and earnest love expression to Dream. I was kicked out of the class by the dreamphobic proffesor, and today the university called me and my parents to a meeting and told us that I may be expelled from the institution, merely from expressing my gender and sexuality. What can I do about this?!?!? Was I in the wrong for expressing my gender and identity??!? (Only serious answers, please).
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Dream SMP Is the Single Greatest Creation of All Time

Dream SMP houses most of the literary genius that mankind has created ever. I have never seen nor read about such captivating plots, characters, and jokes being written so tightly packed into thousands of 6+ hour streams, such that you may spend weeks analyzing the most deeply written jokes by Dave (or Technoblade as the basic fans name him), for example, "this is a real bruh moment."
When I had witnessed this masterpiece of a joke for the first time, I spent the rest of the afternoon dissecting the meaning and found the dozens of layers of comedy this statement on the current issues in the world of economics today had hidden beautifully under the surface. It was evident that even a few second joke such as this one had hundreds of hours of thought poured into it from Dave (Technoblade)'s soul to ours to discover and fondly remember as one of the single greatest milestones of human achievement for eons to come.
Dream SMP also gifts us thousands of new literary devices which are also perfectly presented and used, such as the term 'Chekhov's Gun', which many of you believe to have been already been created, your minds are simply bounded by space-time, due to the fact that Dream SMP establishes this term so well with (SPOILER ALERT) WilburSoot's soul-demolishing destruction of L'manberg (spoiler over), it has been around since the beginning of time and thus has been copied and stolen by many playwrights of ancient times.
Of course, I could never forget one of the masterfully pieced together (more than the usual, which is hard to overcome) sequences of "Church Prime", in which Dream (commonly referred to as Daddy by us and GeorgeNotFound/Sapnap depending on who you ask) proclaims to be the Son of God (DreamXD is the God of this incredibly rich and massive world) and then makes Tom Simons (TommyInnit), Toby Smith (Tubbo_) and the side characters build a sanctuary (now named Church Prime) to hold in the Primes.
This sequence being a statement on how religion affects human psychology as a whole was really wonderfully created, as well as topping some entire show plots, characters and dialogue such as Breaking Bad.
Please understand that you will be missing mankind's greatest creation for millennia to come if you refuse to watch 1000's of hours of greatly action-packed, comedy-filled and amazing character arcing livestreams due to the fact that many of the enlightened ones have become too overwhelming for your pitiful mind to comprehend.
Art is never completely understood in its own kind, and Dream SMP is an example of that. I, however, am of the few of the privileged that really see what Dream SMP proclaims upon humanity and gifts to literature as a whole.
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Dream lost youtube video

Hello. I am a fan of dream and his content and I really like him a lot. Not too much, but I like how he creates his videos and his manhunts and stuff. I think he is a nice man and I'd really wish we could do a video together, but since I'm not a famous person that will never happen. So one day when I was scrolling through his YouTube channel, I noticed that there was a video called "Minecraft but I can't do it anymore"
To my curiosity, I clicked on the video to see what happens. At the beginning of the video, Dream was at the Minecraft title screen, but there was no sound. Not the music composed by C418, not even his voice. He just went on to create a new world.
When he created a new world, he didn't go up to a tree and get wood from it. He just stood there like the most soulless person ever. After about a minute, he turned his mic on and said "Oh my god guys, I can't believe this is happening. I feel like this saga has been going on for way too long."
I had no idea about what he meant. The saga that he made was a good one and it had some replay value (only for us dream fans), and I feel like it should have been retired sooner. But apparently due to something, he couldn't finish it. That was fine with me.
He then moved to the tree to start getting wood from it, but then stopped for a second, and then dug straight down. When he got to a random cave, he stopped and then said "What are you guys doing? This just makes it more stressful than it already is." Crying can be heard in the background, possibly from Dream. Quiet static noise was being played, and it was kind of irritating. I tried to turn my volume very low, but every time I did that it just kept on getting louder the lower I turn down the volume.
It got loud FAST when Dream was choking on something, and then the video ended a second later. 
When I reloaded the page, the video wasn't there. Dream deleted the video. I was very confused on why that happened since it had only been around for a couple of minutes. Was this was supposed to be some vent video where Dream discussed his problems and it somehow went horribly wrong? Who knows.
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