SNL Wario Lost Skit

As many of you know, in recent years snl has been decresing in popularty as well as quality. I'm sure many of you are aware of the recent skit featuring Elon Musk simply entitled "Wario". The skit has been widely mocked and critisised by many youtubers like muta. This is becase of its low quality and lack of taste. But what many people dont know is it was edited after releese. The first part that was edited was the part where Wario gets up and gos to the judge and sits down. If you look to the left there are five people in the youtube video. But on the original airing there were 8. The first person after fimlng the skit hunged themselves in the dressing room! The second person was going to they're car and got rund over by a drink drivver! The thrd and finnal person overdosed on weed in therer apartment! Snl editted them out in the youtube version for respect. In the original version the threee people had hyper-realistic bloodshot eyes. They were also screeming very loudly the hole time! the next thing they chnged was when warios lawyer turned on the tv. In the youtube version it shows warios wiki entry but in the origin version it says "Wario is a lazy degenerate scumbag. He is greedy and smells like shit. He even burped and farts at mario!". Wario then said " wah! Who ever wrote that is a fucking craphead! I hope theyslip on a banan peel and brake they're stupid head! Wah ha ha!". Then for half a second it showed sonic.exe, bloody gir, and squidward suicied with hyper realistic bloodshot eyes and hyper realistic blood!!. Then it said "wario is fat and lonely and his only friend is waluigi who is slightly gross but not as gross as wario but still gross. He is also evil luigi!". Waluigi has very angry he said " wah! Whoever wrote that is dumb and stupid and probably a child you-know-what-er." wario said "i am bad guy. But i am not a bad guy. Im just misundderstod." The lawyer asked if there was anythig he needed to know about mario. Wario said "i used to talk to mario then he dids drugs and we stopped talking. Then he die. Also luigi was slept with Peach!". Then peach said "wario you are fat and ugly. You are a stupid and fat lier who is dumb and probably eats a lot of poop!!" Luigi said " that is it the last straw im a gona throw this shell at you!!" Wario said " catch me loser" and got in his cybertruck and drove off. Luigi and peach and waluigi got on tere cars and drove after him. Wario and wAluigi were throwing shells at luigi and peach who were throwing shells back. Then they all stopped because mario aparition apeared .he had hyperrealistic blodshot eyes and hyperrealistic bloody blood! he said in a ghostly voice "warioooo! You stupid fattyyyyyyy! Whyyy did you kill meeeeeeee?" wario said "it was an accident mario. I am sorry!". Mario said "ooooooh nooooo! I do not forgive youuuuuu! I am going to hve to kill youuuuuu! Ooooooh!". Wario said " no please! I will give you all my mushrooms and coins and 1 up mushrooms!". Mario apparition stabbed wario and he bled hyper realistic blood and became wario aparition. He said " noooo! I dont wanna be apartition!" mario said "too baaaaaaaaad! You are like me nowwwwww!!!!!!" That was the end of the skit. Elon msk thought it was two much for tv so they banned it. Elon told them to edit it for youtube so they did. I downloaded the original but the file corrupted and i got viruses! The original is now lost media dont look for it or you will get viruses!
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Mario
Category:Memes
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