Mememan vs. Bad Game

Hello. My name is Mememan, (yes that is my real name), and this story is totally real and not fake.
Let's start at the beginning.
It was an averaje november mourning. I woke up to my window shattering. I looked to see what happened. And all I saw was a game lying on my floor. The game was a blank gameboy cartridge with tape that said, "Spooky Game." I was very curious, so I put it in my gameboy. I turned it on, but then it started all on it's own.
The game was Pokemon Yerrow (I censor myself so I don't look white trash). I went to the tall grass and Prof. Oak came over like normal, but what was wierd was he appeared to have blood coming from every crevis on his body. I ingored it. I went to his lab to get my pokemon, and he gave me a mewtwo. But it had my face, and was called Memetwo. The pokemon looked at me, and said "dumbass." I thought this was a glitch and moved on. At this moment I recieved a phone call from my good buddy Xavier Bondbeetle. I answered the phone, but all he said was "dumbass." He hung up. I tried calling him back, but it said his number was disconected. I went back to my game. I went back to my game, but I accidently spilt coffee all over the N64. It started back up, so I continued. This time the gameboy had a hyper realistic picture of my dong instead of what I was playing. On the dong was hyper realistic blood. It went back to the game. The game ran normally. Untill I got into my first battle
I encountered a wild pocketmonsters. It was my good buddy Omar Lopez. He was the wild pokemon. He said "plz don't kill me". I klickd memetwos move called 'Kill Omar.' He didn't faint tho "Omar has been killed." I was spooked. I continued the game and things were normal, until I ran into my second pokemon. It was Omar again. Once again he said "plz don't kill me" and I did. I continued the game and things were normal, until I ran into my third pokemon. It was Omar again. Once again he said "plz don't kill me" and I did. Then I ran into a wild Sparky the Wonderdog. I beat him and Memetwo got a new move, Magnarticunokill. I then burried Cosmo and Wanda's wands. I then got a call from my friend David Kalancha. He said "dumbass" and hung up. I called him back but it said his number has been disconected.....
Then I turned off my gameboy, but my tv tured right back on, so I had to continue. Then i heard a knocking on my door. It was Gamer Braeburn. He was standing petrified with a note in his hand. I took the note and shut the door. It said "dumbass." I was super spooked. I then got a call from my friend Trevor Johnson. He said "dumbass" and hung up. I called him back but it said his number has been disconected. I played the game again and things were normal, until I got to brock.
Brock then stood there and opened his mouth and let a screem that broke my ears. Then I got a call from my friend Omar Lopez. He said "dumbass" and hung up. I called him back but it said his number has been disconected. The game then turned into Mario. I beat the first 4 levels, and all the first letters of the levels spelt out "dumbass." Then the game turned back into Yerrow. The game continued normally until memetwo said "dumbass." I was scared shitless.
Then the link statue from majoras mask came, it was hyper realistic. I ran. Then I hear, "spooky scary skelatar!" behind me. And behind me, on my bed, staring right at me, was a Sonic plushie, with blood stains under it's eyes. So I went back to the game. The game went normally until I got a call from my friend Omar Lopez. He said "dumbass" and hung up. I called him back but it said his number has been disconected.
The plushie behind me called me "dumbass" and I shit my pants.
The plushie and me went out for icecream and became bros. So he desided to help me with game. Then I got a call from Zayden "the Banned" Michael. He said "dumbass" and hung up. I called him back but it said his number has been disconected. I continued the game and it was normal until I got into anoter random incounter. It warped me to legend of zelda, witch started all on it's own. So the next random encounter was a missingno.
Misginno told me that he was satan >insert 666 reference. Then the hand at the end apeared now at the time it shouldn't have.
Memetwo then told me to jack off because incoming lewd. Lol coming. So the game continued normally untill Yuriofwind came and made fun of this story. So the doorbell rang and at the door was Memetwo. He called my dumbass and disappered. So I went back to the wii u and continued the game. The game started on it's own.
Let's just skip ahead to the champion. Who is, (spoiler) Waluigi. He said "dumbass." I peed. My mommy then came in the room to give me snacks, but she had no snacks. She only said one thing, "dumbass." She disappeared for no real reason. I then received a dvd in the mail, but fuck dat shit more Yerrow, which was no longer yerrow but aminal crossing. So I ran into Gary, or as I called him, Ludwig Van Prick, and he sent out Rainbow dash. Then I got a call from Tom Kenny. He said "dumbass" and hung up. I called him back but it said his number has been disconected.
Then me and the plushie beat the game.
We were teleported to hell to fight the pet buster.
We lost.
And we never ever played Yerrow again.
Because Gamer Braeburn stole it
Fuck it I'm not calling this Mememan vs. Bad Game anymore. This story is now called Pokemon Yerrow One Chance.exe. If you ever find a copy of Resident Evil 4 where Leon doesn't have any visable eyes on the cover don't play it, it is the FIRST Resident Evil 4 made by capcom made by capcom, which is complete horseshit.
Peace out guys.
==Update==
Months later
I am sitting in a pool of my own blood
now I understand
I wrote on the wall
in my blood
a warning
I hope someone see's my warning
on the wall I wrote:
"dumbass"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pokemon
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:TRUE STORY
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Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure