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Dying Squidward

I was looking through my basement when I found DVD the case cover was from SpongeBob season 1, but it was a bit strange SpongeBob had no eyelashes and his eyes where completely white also the Nickelodeon logo was missing now you might shrug
This of as just color disappearing over time but it still doesn't explain why SpongeBob wasn't smiling and instead of saying season one it said season 0 I took the dvd and went to my dvd i opened the dvd to only find one disc it had a white backround white black text saying disc 1 this was strange considering season one had more than one episode i assumed the other episodes simply fell out I put the disc in my dvd and the episode started The title card said"dying Squidward"I didn't think much of it more than it being a dark joke.
I chuckled a bit at this. The intro then comes the episode began as any normal SpongeBob episode with Squidward practicing his clarinet, hitting a few bad notes. We hear SpongeBob laughing outside and Squidward hears this and opens his window and ask them to stop laughing and that he had a concert that night and need to practice. Patrick then throws a rock at Squidward then SpongeBob and Patrick then run off The bubbles splash screen comes up, and we see the ending of Squidward's concert. This is when things began to seem off.
There is slight murmuring in the crowd before they begin to boo at him. Not in the normal cartoon way that is common in the show, but you could very clearly hear anger in it. Squidward's looks visibly afraid. The shot goes to the crowd, with SpongeBob in center frame, and he too is booing, this was very much unlike him. The crowd then began throwing things at Squidward.
Squidward falls down in a fetal position shaking and softly crying the crowd kept throwing things at him until he stopped moving the crowd looking shocked for a second then began laughing evilly the crowd then leaves we then see Squidward once again laying in a fetal position but whit tears runing down his face and now he was in a completely black room a deep voice says how Squidward is a disappointment and no one will miss him before the episode ends no ending credits it just ends.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:SpongeBob
Dylan

There once was a woman who wanted a child more than anything in the world. Ever since she married, she did everything to gurantee that she would eventually have a bun in the oven. And, after almost a year, she cried tears of joy when she found out she was pregnant. However, she would have to raise the child alone, because her husband ended up leaving her.
After the longest nine months of her life, she had given birth to an adorable baby boy, who she had named Dylan. He truly was an aborable child, he had wavy blonde hair and bright blue eyes. However, his mother was never told that Dylan had been born with a mental disorder that would cause him to snap at any moment.
Dylan's mother wanted him to be as happy as he could be. So she spoiled him rotten. Every time he asked for something, she would give it to him. However, one day, when Dylan was eleven years old, he asked for one thing she couldn't give him.
He had asked for a brother.
However, when Dylan was born, his mother was rendered un-able to have another child. So, she told him that he couldn't have a brother or a sister. It was at that moment, that Dylan snapped. He screamed before pouncing on his mother and scratching her eyes out. He twisted her wrists until he heard a sharp snap. He then took a knife and stabbed her in the heart eighteen times.
Dylan's new formed blood lust was one to be scared of. On the outside, was an innocent young boy. But on the inside, was a psychotic killer. He had killed thirteen people in cold blood in a week.
If he favored something, he would take it. It didn't matter what it was, if he liked it, it would belong to him. He had several captives in his basement, and if they didn't do what he wanted, they would be mutilated to the point where they wouldn't be recognized anymore.
So remember: Looks can be decieving.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
E-Date Copypasta

can we honestly e date? you're so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i'll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don't think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn't as fun when you're not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
E-Spirits

E-Spirits are the notorious poltergeists that harass their victims via something electronic. Anything from a computer to an iPod to a video game can be the subject where an E-Spirit can lurk. E-Spirits can be seen in such infamous stories such as Ben, the story about the haunted Majora's mask cartridge. E-Spirits can even lurk in television sets, so anytime you're watching your favorite TV series, an E-Spirit could be watching you every minute you have your eyes suctioned to the screen. Fortunately, an E-Spirit can't haunt you outside the virtual world, so you're safe when sleeping at night.
So if you notice anything strange is going on with your desktop or MP3 player, an E-Spirit is most likely trying to haunt you. Unfortunately, E-Spirits can't be chased away by anything, and will stay until it is tired of it's victim.
Anything that's electronic, an E-Spirit can lurk in.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:THERY
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
E.T. (Atari 2600) Angry Video Game Nerd) Episode 666

Have you ever heard of AVGN? I do, he makes great reviews on games that suck. My favorite review is Drake of the 99 Dragons one. But I saw a lost one that spooked me out.
__NOTOC__
== How it Began ==
I was on AVGN's Atari 5200 video, I looked at the comments but I saw something very weird. One user was named Semaj Eflor, which was his name backwards, it provided a link to a E.T. review in 2009. I was like, "I thought he refused to do it?" Because I liked him, I clicked on it, but I wish I didn't.
== The Horror Begins ==
The video was titled E.T. (Atari 2600) Angry Video Game Nerd Episode 666, it had no views, and after 4 minutes, the video began.
The theme song was there, but the music was a disoriented version that got louder every second. It wasn't a edit, it was real, and all the video clips were replaced with AVGN hung by a noose with blood. It was real blood, not a special effect.
It began with AVGN playing his NES, but it felt different. the games were smashed, the couch was white, and the room was filled with blood. He turned to the camera and said, "FANS ARE STUPID MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES!" After saying that, he pulled a copy of E.T., but the cover was.......different. The background was red and the characters weren't there.
He put it in the Atari 2600 and played it. The title screen was different, E.T. was red, had no eyes and was staring at me. And the logo was red. He said in a demons voice, "THERE MOTHERFUCKERS". The game was scary, the background wasn't there, E.T. was obviously red, the sound wasn't there, and it kept glitching. James was crying, but it wasn't acting, he was really sad, it went on for 5 minutes.
Then the game shut off and AVGN was now depressed, once again, he was really sad, no acting.
== The Most Gruesome Part ==
AVGN started to murder all his friends, and the blood wasn't a special effect, it was real blood. After that, the screen went black for 10 minutes. When it faded back in, it was the most shocking thing he did....
It was too fast, the screen was white and the speaker was white. I put it to 0.25 speed, and I wanted to vomit.
It was James cutting his head, arms and legs off, and real blood covered it. It then faded to black, then a message popped up saying
You are my next victim, you cannot escape me.
Then the episode ended.
== The Next Day ==
I went to see the episode, but it was deleted off of YouTube, I decided to send James a message saying
Dear DeedleWeedle21
The reason this happened because I refused to play it when I started YouTube, and most said, DO ET for Atari 2600, It was 1982, It was Christmas and I got it, I played it and it was so bad, I never played it ever again.
Sincerely
James Rolfe (AVGN)
I took screenshots of al the things that scared me, I tried to tell my friend, but he called me a chicken, even my friends didn't believe me. When they came over, I showed them the screenshots, and then they were spooked by it. So if you find it, don't watch it
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
E.T. The Extra Lefty Terrestrial

E.T was my favourite movie franchise, I had all the merchandise, and got to meet Steven Spielberg himself. Being a 12 year old boy the release of E.T the video game made me incredibly happy and joyous. I couldn't buy it on release, but the very next day, I went looking at a car boot sale. I was incredibly surprised to see E.T the video game. I quickly grabbed it up and went to the old man selling the game. The old man had something off about him, he wore an apron saying "The tea seller" his eyes were also bloodshot and hyper realistic but I put it down to the cannabis he was smoking. After listening to his lefty ramblings I went home and put the game in my atari. The screen loaded up and E.T flashed onto the screen with hyper realistic eyes and blood oozing out of his sockets.
The title and the catchphrase popped up onto the screen, but it began to transform and change into something else. The words E.T changed into E.U and the catch phrase 'E.T phone home' mutated into 'E.U, is home'. I was shocked and immediately turned the machine off, but it turned itself on over and over again. I was sucked into the machine, trapped on a college campus with lots of cannabis smoking lefties. The head of this lefty brigade was E.T himself, his hyper realistic eyes bleeding Red for Socialism. I took part in battle with E.T the extra lefty terrestrial, our phoning home fingers locked in a deadly duel. E.T's fingers began to glow the socialist red, and he struck me down with Treachery and hatred for Britain. I was defeated, it was all over...
But then, from the corner of my eye, a duo of golden knights swooped down onto E.T, swiping his head clean off. They lifted their helmets and I felt safe, it was Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage. "You're safe now, my son" said Boris. They both used their purple and blue phone home fingers to change the lettering present in the sky 'E.U is home' changed into 'E.U, phony democracy' I was finally at peace, at ease. I transported out of the game into the real world. unlike the lefties still trapped in their delusional game, I was free.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
ED EDD AN EDDE THEREY

K I WUZ WATICHING ED EDD AN EDDE WHEN MY TV MESED UP AND TOLD ME WHAT HAPPENED TO TEH PARENTS THEY ALL LIVES IN MYS BUTTS AND EDDE PARENTS GOT PINK EY ON HIS HOLE BODY EDDE DID TO BUT HIS PARENTS GOT TO MUCH PINK EYE ED FAMLY EAT OTMEEL AND THEY TURND YELLOW AND DIED BUT HE WAZ TWO SMORT AND HE DID NOT DIES AND EDD FAM GOTS KANCER AND DIES BUT HE DID NOT CASE HE HAD A HAT AND TEH LIVES IN MYS BUTTS
Category:Trollpasta
Category:THERY
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
EMud's Creepypasta

One day, I spent the whole day on Roblox. I cared abut it more than my real life. That was a big mistake, because the next day I logged into Roblox but instead of Robloxians, there were real people. All the games were things like "Go the grocery store" or "Eat breakfast." Then, I looked around my room, and everything was blocky and unrealistic looking! I walked out of my room, and saw Robloxians all around me. I tried to talk, but all of my words ended up being written above my head and the top left corner of my eye. Everybody started blowing their Vuvuzealas. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I looked around and everything looked familiar. I was at "Survive the Disasters" and up next was Justin Bieber.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
"Baby, baby, baby, ohhhh..."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Roblox
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Old Shit
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TROLLPASTA 1

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISSSTOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Trollpasta Edition.
SONIC.EXE
VERSUS
EVIIIILLLLLLL PAAAATTRRIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
BEGIN!
Hey there, the name's EXE
And I got news flash for ya:
YOUR FUTURE IS BLEAK.
You're a mascot?
WELL I AM GOD.
You're old school
I'm the new shit in town!
I'm so cliché I make clichés itch
What do you got?
Hyper realistic?
Good fucking job, I GOT A BIGGER DICK.
I got an assload of fans with dicks up their ass!
You're a try hard
I didn't mean to suck
But now it's time to kick your ass for fun
Like the Jarl of Whiterun!
I'm King of Fails! Got a fail of the month!
You're nothing but a lame cartoon stump!'''
Now hold on a minute there, 
Getting cocky are we? 
Bitch, people see me 
And their heads POP OFF 
And then I pop out on skeletons!
Old school? I'm still KING OF THE BLOCK! 
Challenging me? 
Noitce yur gramar feling? 
You're an 8-bit game with my foot up your ass! 
I've got a title that MAKES BABIES LAUGH. 
This battle is easy! You ain't got nothin'! 
See the background? THAT'S MY FACE. 
I'll 2spooky69you to shame! 
By tha ind uf tha day, YOU'RE THE ONE GOING DOWN. 
I'm suckier than you, I'll always be! 
MY RHYME'S ARE HYPER-REALISTIC like THE DICK UP YOUR ASS. 
You must've missed it! 
Jarl of Whiterun? Bitch, I'm IMPERIAL. 
I kicked Ulfric's ass! And next is yours! 
Prepare thy buttocks! FOR BEEF STEW.''
English, MOTHER FUCKER! 
Do YOU EVEN SPEAK IT. 
Let me shove some grammar UP YOUR ASS 
AND MAKE IT COME OUT YOUR DICK. 
This battle's already over! I'VE ALREADY WON. 
You're too fuckin' slow! YOU OUGHTA BE DONE. 
People don't see you as a threat. 
Whenever they see you, A PUPPY DIES, 
AND THEN I MAKE PUPPY STEW. 
I'm gonna kick your ass, 
And poke you with a stick!
 Like little kids at the beach 
Do with fucking starfish. Try AND MAKE THIS INTERESTING FOR ME 
Let me drop you dead slow AND GET A SECOND OPINION.'''
Bitch, I can't die! It's an accepted rule of the Universe!
My humor's astounding, my rhyme's are great.
Your little black eyes? So second RATE!
I'm still KING HERE, YOU'LL never take over
You've got an army of fanboys?
LIKE THAT HELPS YOUR CAUSE.
I look at Shrek, AND THEN HE BENDS OVER.
When Life gives me lemons,
I MAKE INTERN SOUP.
At the end of the day, you're nothing to me!
So get out the hell out of my wiki
And go on Home before I MAKE YU PHONE.''
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Who's next? Place your ideas in the comments section!
<poll>
WHO WON?
EVIL PATRIXXX
SONIC.EXE
</poll>
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Music
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Sonic
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:BATTELS
EPISODE 666 - THE SUICIDE

I lived alone, and like any college student at NoTsAtAnIcToWn I was an avid fan of teletubbies.
So one day I was using my laptop to binge-watch teletubby episodes on dailymotion (youtube but crappier) when I suddenly stumbled upon an episode I hadn't seen before.
It was titled "EPISODE 666 - THE SUICIDE" and the thumbnail was the teletubbies but DEAD and with hyper realistic bloodeyes, and as I looked at it I began to hear the screams of MY DEAD GRANDMA.
"That is very suspicion." I said to myself. "But maybe I just need glasses."
So, I clicked on the video and then a DEMON popped out of the screen and told me that I will die and go to hell if I watch it.
"Lol I'm atheist" I shouted back and continued watching.
The episode started out with the four teletubbies - Tinky winky, Dipsy, Laa-laa and Po dancing around a pentagram with whats-his-name hoover robot thing in the middle burning and dead. They all had hyper realistic blood eyes.
"This is perfectly normal," I said.
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a fifth tellytubby called SAT TAN walk onscreen.
"Oh wow he looks cool," I thought, but then SAT TAN turned around and I saw that his face was that of MY DEAD ROOMMATE with hyper realistic eyebrows that spelled out "YOUR NEXT".
I screamed and threw the remote at the TV, smashing it to nanometer sized fragments.
My dad poked his head around my bedroom door.
"Son, you have interrupted your mother and I's peperami licking marathon. I am very disappointed."
He was about to leave when I realised...
"Wait a minute - my dad licks salami in his spare time, not peperami."
My dad whipped around and his face contorted, and when it was finished he looked like SATAN, but... (here's the hyper realistic scary part) satan was ME and I was SKELETON with BLOOD EYES but with NO EYES and I was DEAD and I was YOU.
"You shouldn't have done that, CHAAAAAAAAAAAD!" Dead no eye blood eye skeleton satan you me screamed, and I sharted myself so hard I died of exhaustion and ragdolled onto the floor, managing to write this entry in my own blood.
Remember - don't use dailymotion.
Entry ends
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Im died
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Trollpasta
ERROR 404

October 30,2016
I was playing Flood Escape on Roblox, at 10:00 pm. Everyone was asleep except my friends Jake, Sarah, Zack, and Christina. We were playing Flood Escape on the same server until, after 3 rounds of easy, 2 rounds of medium, and 5 rounds of hard, we experienced something shocking! In every mode, THE WATER WAS BLOOD RED! Everyone gasped in horror as they drowned with no escape in blood red water one by one in each mode and round! Until a message popped up, it said, "From: ??? "YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE ME.... YOU WILL NEVER COME BACK... YOU CAN NEVER LIVE AND WIN..... YOU WILL ALWAYS DIE. I AM NOT ERROR 404.... I AM GOD....." The error telled its real name, AND THE RESULTS WERE SHOCKING! The kids figured out that it was Sonic this whole time.... But a different kind of hero... In fact, he was not even a HERO! He is someone who got banned for 1 million years.... SONIC.EXE! Techno cried out, "We'll never make it out alive! Everyone goes to sleep to be safe!" Everyone screamed as his hand came out of the computer.... SONIC.EXE WAS OUT OF THE COMPUTER! Everyone was fast asleep already, so Sonic.exe went back... While saying, "You may be safe in the real world... But you will never be safe in your dreams....." Part 2: the dream demon (coming soon.....) bye-bye for now
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Roblox
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:English Class Failure
EVANGELION

SHINJI WAS IN ERROR TO TRY AND SAVE REI FROM BEING ANGEL CHOW
THIS ERROR CAUSED THE NEAR END OF THE WORLD
SHINJI ENTERED WHAT IS BASICALLY A 14 YEAR COMA
WHEN HE WAKES UP, EVERYONE IS VENTING 14 YEARS OF FRUSTRATION TOWARDS HIM BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE BESIDES HIM ARE AT FAULT BUT HIM WAKING UP JUST REAWAKENED OLD WOUNDS
REI Q SHOWS UP AND SNAGS HIM FOR GENDO BEFORE PEOPLE HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MELLOW OUT AND ACTUALLY EXPLAIN SHIT
SHINJI RETURNS "HOME" TO FIND HIS FATHER STILL VIEWS HIM THE SAME WAY.
HE ENCOUNTERS A VERY FRIENDLY ALBINO HOMOSEXUAL BUT PURSUES REI Q BECAUSE HE THINKS SHE'S REI II
HE LEARNS THAT REI Q ISN'T REI II AND THAT REI II IS PROBABLY GONE FOR GOOD
HE ALSO LEARNS THAT REI IS A CLONE OF HIS MOM
FRIENDLY ALBINO HOMOSEXUAL TRIES TO GET HIM TO CONFRONT HIS MISTAKES BUT ALSO OFFERS A WAY TO FIX EVERYTHING
TOO BAD GENDO WAS A STEP AHEAD OF EVERYONE AND BAMBOOZLED SHINJI INTO STARTING THE END OF THE WORLD DESPITE THE PROTESTS OF THE FRIENDLY ALBINO HOMOSEXUAL AND ASUKA.
FRIENDLY ALBINO HOMOSEXUAL KILLS HIMSELF TO STOP SHINJI'S MISTAKE AND SHINJI RETREATS INTO THE DEPTHS OF HIS MIND BECAUSE HE'S STUCK IN THE AWFUL HELLISH EARTH HE'S HAD A HAND IN CREATING
HOPEFULLY ASUKA WILL GET OVERSELF AND ACTUALLY HELP HIM ADJUST AGAIN BEFORE SHE BITES THE DUST
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
EVILE PATRIXXX ND R41NB0W D45H SURVIVED

if you've read THE MAN WITH A BAG MEETS R41NB0W D45H then I'm sure you know evil patrixxx and r41nb0w d45h died. BUT, they flew tru space nd saw NEW YORK SHARK!!!1 DN, DAY FLU 2 MARZ ND WNT 2 RTH ND FITED WIT THE MAN WITH A BAG!!!1 I WILL FINISH DIS WN NAWT LAZ
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta