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Happy Mudkip

They thought it was kind.
They didn't know this monster
would blow their mind.
He seemed so happy and so kind.
This thing was the worst thing to man-kind.
He seemed so happy.
He seemed so great.
What was inside of him.
Caused their fate.
This Mudkip wasn't kind.
A killing blow to the side.
His face was filled with blood.
He was the happy Mudkip.
Inside was cold blood,
and death that writes.
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Happy Tree Friends

I'm sure we all remember the beloved children's classic "Happy Tree Friends". For most of us, we grew up loving the sweet adorable characters teaching us valuable lessons about life and friendship. Having been watching the series since a young age, I decided to watch some more of my favorite adventures with my old, cute, and cuddly nostalgic pals.
There was however a bit of a problem after I had watched a few episodes...
According to the official Happy Tree Friends' Wiki page, there was an episode aired November 2nd 2007, however, I could find no sign of it whatsoever...
I did a bit more research into the subject,and discovered that people said the episode was pulled for unspecified reasons. A few people on a forum post said they were horribly disgusted by what they had seen, and had vowed to never watch the show again.
Not one to easily give up, I continued until I found a torrent of the episode.
Expecting it to be a fake, or of a completely different episode, I was very glad to see that the episode started out with the right episode "Read 'Em and Weep"
... but then things went horribly wrong...
To see some of the disturbing things done to these characters after so many years of loving these characters in my childhood... it is to difficult to detail my sick feelings towards it, but I'll try my best so that others won't make the same mistake...
The episode began with Pop and Cub approaching an old stack of books for sale. They discovered a book that appeared to be made of some sort of grotesque face, this was a bit off to me, especially in a children's show, but I continued watching... I regret doing that...
Pop began reading the story to Cub, and birds started falling dead out of the sky. I was shocked that they would portray death in such a casual way in a cartoon like this. It was so disturbing, but the worst was yet to come...
The next day, Pop discovered his son was possessed by a demon. Being that this is something that has happened in other cartoons, I just kind of thought it would make him do slightly mischievous things... I was wrong
He starts vomiting and his head rotates backwards much like in The Exorcist. Then there was suddenly a knock on the door, and sweet, poor petunia was innocently selling cookies. When suddenly a tentacle came out of Cub's mouth and wrapped around petunia. It started dragging her into his mouth. She tried her best to get away, but she was ripped in half, there was blood and guts everywhere.
My mouth was wide open. How could this be? Petunia, not only a main character who gets killed off, but so gruesomely in front of the watcher's eyes.
Resisting the urge to lose whatever I ate for lunch that morning, I continued watching, as Lumpy began to exercise the demon out of Cub. He is successful, however Pop, in the confusion murdered his child.
The last scene still haunts me to this day, it was at Cub's funeral. As the screen starts to go away, the tentacled demon is shown to be in Lumpy now...
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Happy Tree Friends: You're Next

Now, before I get into the story, I just wanna explain what Happy Tree Friends is. Happy Tree Friends, is a show created by Mondo Media. You can find it on their website, or their YouTube account. The show insists cute, cuddly forest animals in gory mishaps. And before you ask, this isn't a lost cartoon, its still on Mondo Media's website and aired on TV for a short time in 2006. And here is the story. Hello there, I'm Sonicandtreeckoshorts, and I wanna talk about a very, VERY, unusual episode of Happy Tree Friends. I remember seeing this episode on August 20, 2007, at 6:17 am. I just woke up. And I was bored so I went on my laptop. I booted it up, and I instantly watched Happy Tree Friends. The theme song looked ok but, something was off, the theme song played slowed down and, backwards. I thought this was some sort of glitch, and just dealt with it. Another thing that was off was the title of the episode, instead of "House Warming" which was the episode I was watching, it was entitled, "You're Next". I could feel a chill down my spine. And then it skipped right to the episode. The episode started off the same, with Petunia hugging Handy after he built the tree house, and she went in it. And instead of the house randomly catching on fire, there was a stool, and Petunia was holding a rope, and crying. This isn't the "House Warming" I watched. and then, Petunia, put her head inside the rope. and she stopped crying. She died. This made me jump. I wanted to close my browser as fast as I could but, handy, somehow knew what I was doing. and he clearly said "Stop it, what you're doing is wrong". It wasn't in gibberish, like how the other characters. and then, it faded to black for 6.66 seconds. then it showed cuddles being hung. and then it showed everybody except handy being hung. Handy then said "What have you done?" then Handy's speech was starting to become deformed. I couldn't hear it well but, I swear to God he said "This is your fault, thanks to you, everyone is dead!" and walked away. Then the episode ended.
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Happy Tree Friends Lost Episode - The Grieving

I am a Really Huge fan of Happy Tree Friends a Cute and Graphic Show Like Every Day I Got onto The MondoMedia's Channel Page and Check To See a New HTF Episode then one Day I Got Onto YouTube and I Had a Notification and a New HTF Episode was Upload by The Official MondoMedia Channel but it was Private. So I Had To Download It onto my Computer and Played The Original Episode. The Title of the Episode was "The Grieving" It was a Pretty Weird Title but I Ignored It. It Started out with Flippy Moaning and Crying while Banging His Head on The Table Top For 7 Minutes. and Then Went To Splendid Sitting Down with a Memory Book That I Guess one of his Friends Died and Crying Intensely and he went out To The Graveyard and Cuddles Has Died and Splendid Was Visiting Cuddles Graveyard. It Said on The Tombstone Cuddles 1995-2011 and Splendid Sobbed Intensely and Killed Himself On Top of Cuddle's Grave.
An Soon Enough Giggles was Crying and Grabbed a Gun and Kill Herself. While back to Flippy He Grabbed some Rope Tied a Noose and Hanged Himself and The Photo Book That Splendid Had was all Pictures That He Took When they were a Kid And They All Had Cuddles In Them and a Flashback of a year ago Cuddles was on a plane To Go Meet His Family But The Plane Crashed on Land Somewhere Near British Columbia and on The News That a Plane Crashed with 17 People Died and One of Them Was Cuddles. and Flippy Was Sad Because He didn't want His PTSD so He Decided To Kill Himself. And Then The Episode Ended
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Happy Wheels

You've heard of Happy Wheels, right? It's the latest internet phenomena. Most people at My school hadn't heard of it until I introduced it to My friend. One thing lead to another and well, After a week or so it seemed like everyone was playing it. The main thing that draws people to it is the many ways in which your character can be brutally dissected. For example: You can be decapitated, ripped in half, torn apart by buzzsaws, impaled by spikes, and the like. Forgive Me if I'm going off topic, heh, I'm a little more cautious these days. Anyways, this is how it happened:
It was a late night and I had just finished My daily fap fest over at XNXX. I was home alone that night, so I knew that no matter how loud I was, NOBODY would hear Me wanking. As I began to tire of Pornographic videos, I realized something: I needed to see a man on a segway get decapitated! I soon found Myself typing in the URL needed to access Happy Wheels and off I went into another brutal adventure. The site loaded up just fine, and it all seemed well and good. That is until I saw it;
The main menu screen, while usually showing a poorly animated old man shaking his fists, this time had something blaringly different about it. I couldn't put My finger on it, but something was making me feel uneasy. But, I pushed those feelings down deeper than that time I ate out that Mexican Prostitute and pressed onward, into the game.
Having been a seasoned player, I dove straight into the user generated levels. They were unlike nothing I've ever seen in an online community before. Backgrounds were brilliantly coloured and textured down to the last detail. It was like a design nerds paradise, nay, wet dream. I went to a level entitled "KILL JB AND DUMBASS FAN" knowing it wouldn't be anything special just by reading the title. But when I went in, I saw something I never thought I'd see outside of a shock site.
All along the walls were pictures of corpses, Children, Women, Men, Dogs, Cats, anything and everything was there. The worst part was their eyes. Hyper Realistic. Then the phone rang, It was My friend Blair, and He sounded scared out of his wits.
I asked what was wrong, but He just told me to Calm him down. So, being the friend I am, I told him everything that just happened. He didn't even speak. After about ten minutes of silence, He hung up. I got bored and thought "Fuck Happy Wheels" and went to the computer to turn it off. I didn't realize I left MSN online. What I discovered sent chills down My spine and made My blood run cold.
Blair was online on MSN. But if Blair was online the whole time...
WHO WAS PHONE?!
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Happy the Bear

I am a father. I have two wonderful kids who I love very much, I just hate the shit they watch on TV. Playhouse Disney, PBS but mostly, Nick Jr. God, I hate that. Although, I do remember watching this one show that scared me half to death.
It was on April 3, 2002. I heard a new show was coming out that was titled "Happy the Teddy Bear" and it was told to be a love filled teddy bear that teaches kids about fire safety and bullies. It later came out that summer, FINALLY! I turned it on and got a teddy bear singing, "What will we learn to-day? Let's get together and say, BE HAPPY!" It was horrible. It started with him saying, "Have you ever played with a knife?" I thought the creators were going for some, like, "Bobble the Clown" or, "Happy Appy" sort of thing. He continued "Then I bet your legs are chopped off, and your bleeding half to death." WTF? I did what any sane person would do and turned off the TV. But it wouldn't turn off!
He then started pulling out a knife and said, "Sounds like fun," and he started chopping his legs off, and I bet you're guessing just stuffing came out, but no. There was real human blood, and this was a cartoon, FOR KIDS NO LIES! Then his bunny friend "Jerry Harey", came by to see how Happy was doing. Happy pulled out a hammer and hit him on the head until he passed out. Jerry woke up in a lab with bloody hooks everywhere. Happy came in and said, "Do you like to be skinned alive?" but before giving Jerry time to speak, Happy pulled out his knife, and literally SKINNED JERRY ALIVE! What kind of kid show is this? He then cut Jerry's arm off and actually ATE it! My kids left. They were crying in their room, I could finally turn the TV off. I will never forget that horrible night. Whenever I see Wow Wow Wubzy or Dora the Explorer, I always think of that bloody teddy bear torturing his friend.
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Hard Day's Work

Normaly my father would come in after a hard day's work at the local slaughterhouse and fry himself an egg and then head off to bed. But today he was running just a few hours late. He came home as usual, being burnished in his usual attire, a leather apron with specks of blood and residue of whatever had passed his blade that day. I didn't pay much attention as he fell onto the lounge, I just asked politely if he wanted me to make him his usual, but he just grunted and lit a cigar. Something was off about his features but I dismised it as a contortion of a rough day at the slaughterhouse and went into the kitchen.
"So...do you want your egg or not?" I shouted out.
"No that's alright," he replied. "I just want to have a chat."
I sat down beside him, the lamp dimmed and barely distinguishing his face and eyes from the smock and headcloth that was mandate for all employees to ware.
"I have some bad news." said dad.
"What?"
"There was an accident down at the slaughterhouse today son and I might not be welcome back anymore."
"You got layed off?"
"Something like that, anyways, the egg sounds done...could ya go and get that plated up for me?"
"Sure."
I walked back into the kitchen and was about to get the egg out of the pan when the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Son! Dont open the door for anyone, he's gone crazy, he killed everyone, I ran out the back just in time, please be safe!"
The line goes dead after the man in the smock tears the cord out from my hand. It was the last thing I saw before he pushed the kitchen knife in my chest.
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Harold

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Harold. Harold always enjoyed playing games like Minecraft, or Garry's Mod. But one dreary night, Harold noticed a package on his doorstep. It looked like one of those orange packages, but it was black. He ran inside to open the package. He got a pair of scissors and cut the opening off the package. Inside was a clear disc case, and inside of the case was a CD that read, 'Play Me' in strange, spidery handwriting. At this point, Harold was getting the chills. He decided to open the disc and put it into his computer, to see if it was anything bad.
The game booted up with a regular, flash game type loading screen. He waited a good, 5 minutes for the game to boot up. After all the waiting, the game's starting screen showed.
The screen looked unusual, static, and it was a game Harold had never seen before. The text read, 'Party' and 'Press Start' in the Minecraft font. He was tempted to throw the game out and just go on with his normal life, but something in his body was intrigued to try this new game. He pressed the enter button on his keyboard, that took him to the game. It looked like an old Atari 20600 game. It was all static with no music. The main character seemed to be a dot.
The mission was to get you, (the dot) to the end of the level by dodging logs, cars, and other things. It was somewhat easy, Harold got to the end of the level quicker and quicker each time. But once he got to level 20 there was a shriek every time you got to the end. He took off his headphones, but the screech was so loud, he could hear it clearly through his headphones, even without them on. He unplugged the computer, which stopped the game. He went to sleep and dreamed of him in the game, but instead of dodging the logs and cars, he was being hit by them. He screamed, but no matter how loud he screamed, the pain wouldn't stop.
Harold soon woke up from the terrible dream, crying. he had a terrible headache, was cut up, from head to toe. He looked terrible. There was only one explanation. He was in the game.
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Harry Pooper and the Lost Levels

One day i was at a garage store, and i found an old man who said GET YOUR ULTRA RARE HARRY POTTER BOOK HERE FOR FREE! I could not resist it, so i took it and said thanks to the old man. I went back home to read the Harry Potter book, but it was strange. It said "Harry Pooper and the Lost Levels by Just Kidding Rowling". That was weird. So anyway, everything was hyper-realistic. When I mean HYPER-REALISTIC, I mean you can literally touch Harry. It was....3-D!!!! The book claims that it takes place in a timeline where the main characters are now adults. Harry said to Hermoine, "I am gay." Hermoine was shocked and sad, so she ate a bullet and Ron just laughed at her grave. Then Professor Snape went to her grave and said "Snooty bitch." I was hooked to what i was reading, so i continued on. Anyway, the book got weirder and stranger. For example one part Harry faced a monster with blood bleeding from it's eyes. Anyway, Harry then faced a new monster.. It's name was Dickbutt McHitlerson. he said "SOFT JUICY JEWS" and Harry cast Avada Kedavra on the monster. Ron said "Harry thats not right" and then Harry said "Go fuck yourself Ron" He then left the battle, with no fucks to give about the monster whats so ever. Anyway Harry got black eyes. He started to kill people. He said "I AM THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM" and cast Wingardium Leviosa on Hermoine's grave. Suddenly Hermoine rised from the grave and said, "Harry, It's levi-oh-saah." Harry said "WHAT THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?" Hermoine said "I made a deal with the devil." Her eyes suddenly started to bleed orange juice! Hermoine said "Don't worry, it's just my eye period."
Meanwhile, on the other side of the planet, a group of morons who were sucking black dick started getting it up the 10-day old pizza box. When they were done, they swooped down into... wait, is this part of the book, or what? Anyway, they swooped down into a huge asshole that was doing goatse while sucking 10 dicks. Then for no goddamn reason they ended up in harry potter land and then harry said "What in the holy mother of fuck is this?" Hermoine then said "Avada Kedavra!" And A SKELETON POPPED OUT and Harry killed it immediately. Well that was anti-climactic. But just because it is a climax, does not mean it is over. Ron said to Harry, "Did you say you are gay?" he then said "Yes." and a huge out of nowhere orgy hapened. Hermoine died in the orgy. Then his asshole started trembling and Harry started eating the shit from Hermoine's asshole, then everyone joined ans it became a SCAT fest. Later they fapped to 2 Girls 1 Cup and did the same thing in the video. After that was over, everyone died. Hahah. And guess what. POOPOO IN UR BUTTHOLE!
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A collab between FillyBoSEKTOR, Givemepancakes, Haramonia, and SOMEGUY123.
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Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Weed

Ok, Harry Potter isn't normal, blah, blah, blah; important stuff that everyone who reads the books know.
But what you don't know is that Mr. Potter had a certain addiction, cough; weed; ahem; cough, to a certain drug. Oh, yes. Harry was addicted to weed. Can't really blame him can you? The pressure of O.W.L.'s. I myself find it very amusing, while, others, did not.
"Harry it's bad for you! Wouldn't you much rather sniff crack instead?" Hermione asked him.
"Hmm. No, not really." He said looking at McGonagall to make sure she wasn't listening. Weed was banned from campus grounds for it caused sudden urges to dance with violins...
"Well then. I think you should come see this," Hermione said pulling him out of his chair and down the hall. For the sake of the plot, no one saw them even if they were looking right at them.
"Woah," was all Harry could manage. Written on the wall in green-died weed was this message:
The chamber of Weed has been opened. The one who finds it first gets it all. Yum.
"Isn't this great? Now you can find the Weed and smoke yourself silly! Hooray!" Hermione said.
"If you say so."
So Harry set off to find the chamber of weed, which he found in seconds by using Accio weed. While he was gone Draco Malfoy hooked up with Ginny and Hermione made out with Ron. Ah, drugs. They suck don't do them unless you want to end up like Mr. Pothead over here.
Hugs not drugs
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Harry Potter and the Creepy Stone

One day me and my friends decided to purchase a Harry Potter move on Xfinity, because we're huge Harry Potter fans, and we didn't feel like reading the books, and we wanted to re-watch the entire series in one day, like that funny Challenge Accepted photo. Other people we know came, but when they found out we're watching all of the movies in one day, they left around Prisoner of Azkaban. By then it was noon.
Anyway, while halfway done watching Goblet of Fire, Nick's mom called saying that he could spend the night at my house. Nick later said that she sounded sad, like someone had put a gun to her head and forced her to say it. "It doesn't matter, Nicole, it's fine." I just laughed it off and pressed "Play" on the remote.
We stopped at the part where Hermonie freaked out over Harry during the Triwizard Tournament and hugged him during the First Task. I've seen this movie about 15 times, I practiticaly had it memorizied. You know, where Harry's just chillin' before he meets his doom with the dragon? Well, instead of Hermonie's voice, I heard someone say in a demonic voice "Why are you so sad?" Harry looked around then he heard his name be called, but before he could walk out a zombie limped in with a fork. I paused it and looked at Devon. Devon was white with fear. "Do you see what I see?" she asked. I nodded. I looked at Nick, who had his eyes closed. I shrugged and played it.
The zombie stabbed Harry in the head. Harry screamed in agony as the zombie let out a moan. Blood spattered the sceen. It cut to black. Our lights flickered out, and I realizied that, after I heard some screaming, the stabbing of flesh, smelled burning bone, and felt hot air around me, that the zombie burned Harry and tore him apart, and someone was behind me. I turned and saw the zombie behind me, and he asked "Why are you so sad?"
I died. Nick, Devon, and I are in Hell. Satan let me use his computer to put this up.
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