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The Alabama Colon Incident

There is a mysterious and obscure news article that mentions somewhere in Alabama, a sewage line became clogged. When a team of plumbers was sent to investigate, they discovered the pipes were clogged with decades of calcified feces. It was gray, and hard as a rock. None of the plumbers initially had any luck, but after several days, were able to unclog the pipes.
Coincidentally, months later, each of the plumbers complained of intestinal pains and severe constipation. Several of them ended up in the hospital, where it was discovered that their colons had been completely impacted with white, calcified feces. The pain was said to be so great, that each patient passed out every ten minutes. Within weeks, each plumber died of sepsis.
Nobody knows what happened, and why each plumber was effected. Perhaps they were cursed, but we may never know.
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Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
The Alien

An alien fled to the planet, Earth, on a survey mission. When he landed, he realized that he didn't know how to speak a single human dialect, so he took up four different jobs, in an attempt to learn English. First the alien joined a choir, then he got hired as a waiter, next worked at a preschool and finally, he ran a comic store. Dispite his diverse jobs, the alien was only able to learn one word from each.
The next day, a chain of murders occured in the town that currently houses the alien. While investigating one of the murders, the police officer asked a group of people, "who commited this crime?" Upon hearing this, the alien decided to perform a scale, "me me me me me me me". The police officer was suprised at this remark, and proceeded to ask, "what did you kill him with?" The alien then responded, "forks and knives, forks and knives." The officer was, again, baffled at what he was hearing, so he continued to ask, "What were your motives?" The alien then replied, "cause he stole my lolipop!" At this point, the officer wondered if he was dealing with a madman or not. To assure his guess, he proceeded to ask the alien one last question, "who do you think you are?" "SUPERMAN!"
Category:Pre-Trollpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The Alley

We all have seen that plain, dark, alleyway. Once we see it, curiosity fills your mind. "What is in there" Or "Is there gonna be anything there?", but the only answer that we've all thought, Just, nothing. But no, there is something there. Something we aren't not one bit aware of.
There is a hidden place in every alleyway, unless you are in a neighborhood, or somewhere other than in a city. I will tell how you how to get to the "Hidden Place". But do this with your own risk. I will only tell you what I've seen, but you may not survive. Only a few escaped.
First you need, a pair of clothes, a light source, and something to defend yourself with.
When you find an alley, walk to the end of it, and punch the lowest left corner brick. Once you have done it, you will be knocked out, by someone. I am not sure who though. Once you've waken up, you will need to use a lighter or something to light up the area, walk around for a bit, then you'll see a nude boy/girl somewhere, but it might be disturbing for you.
The girl/boy will ask you, "Do you have some clothes?", Give her the clothes you bought with you, but if you don't have any, she'll attack you. then probably steal your clothes.
After that, follow her/him, he'll/she'll lead you to somewhere I can't describe, but you'll have to find out yourself.
A small dog will appear, but it might attack you. Be careful because he has sharp teeth that can shred flesh and the dog usually aims for the neck. Use the weapon you brought with you to kill the dog.
A door will appear, once you'll open it, you will see nothing but pure blackness, enter it. You will fall forever asleep, but you can't wake up. Only a few has been able to resist it and actually escape.But do this at your own risk. As it almost killed me while I was there. 
= YouTube Reading =
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
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The Amazing Love Story of Areis and a Creamy Pudding

One night, at Meds' leopard-clothed bachelor pad...Sir Areis Lionheart is about to begin some hot sexual relations with his best friend Ruby when all of a sudden, Rainbow Dash, another girlfriend of his, appears out of nowhere and confronts him.
Rainbow Dash: "Why aren't we gonna have fun!?"
Sir Areis Lionheart:"Dash, think I'm gonna be with Ruby this time."
Rainbow Dash: "Why?" 
Sir Areis Lionheart:"Because I gave you the rainbow crabs, and i dont wanna end up being strapped to your hoof with switchblades on our hands trying to stab each other in a moment of manly 80s goodness. And i certainly dont want no michael jackson interrupting our fight, and ending up being part of a choreography"
Ruby the Dolphin:"Deal with it"
Rainbow Dash:..."I will sue you"
Ruby the Dolphin approaches Dash slowly until their chests press agaisnt each other then makes out hard and deep with Rainbow Dash, BECAUSE THIS NEEDS HOT UNADULTERATED SEX. Sir Areis Lionheart eats a kitten and in the corner, The Wizard Experience Starring Meds 2.0 faps rapidly to the two girls, but it turns out its a cyborg clone, the real meds cums from behind and kicks that cyborgs butt!.
Sir Areis Lionheart grew up into a nice healthy young woman and Rainbow Dash grew a penis and had a baby MEDS 3.0 with Ruby. WildViper009 came out of nowhere when suddendly the cast of Jershey Whore came from the TV and harrased Areis's mates, but then Areis stepped in and shot a ball of fire from his crotch.
WildViper009 flopped onto Meds and commenced having hot interracial action with him, making a baby cookie they named EDD, but as it turns out that meds was another cyborg the real meds was popped from Ruby's butt. The party continued all night long, with Meds drinking all the milk that he could while WildViper got high on Dr. Pepper, and Sir Areis was smoking some of that nice HEYYEYYEYYEY!
Meds: "Do you like anal?"
WildViper009: "Yes I do."
With Meds' magic pill powers, the universe was born nine months later weighing a healthy eight and a half pounds, and Sonic popped up from out of nowhere, saying "I AM GOD" before Meds ran him down in his Bentley, and Sir Areis shined his axe, if you know what I mean.
(WE MEAN SEX BTW)
All of a sudden, Mutahar appeared from Meds' butt saying "IT'S TIME TO DIE FUCKERS!" and he began to chase all of us around New York City, bare-ass naked. While the police stood by in Pedobear suits and did the chicken dance and a bunch of mobsters began to do the Russian Dancing Men dance.
Suddendly A HUGE BLACK CLOUD CAME FROM THE SKY AND DROPPED A HUGE LOAD OF CUM UPON THE CITY OF SOGANAL EVERYONE WAS COVERED IN CUM!
25.000 People died and 6.5000 was injured that day.
TEH EDN
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:DIALOGUE!
The Amazing Race Lost Season

This is an story about an unaired season of the award winning CBS Show "The Amazing Race"
==The Creepypasta==
I always was a big fan of "The Amazing Race", the show where 11 teams of 2 race across the entire world, for a chance to win a Million Dollars
But now i think different about this show...
You see when the 20th season of this show was done, i did not think that this show whould continue, please don't ask me why, and i thought that i whould never see it again.
So Before the 21th Season Started, i looked on internet if there where plans to make a new season, i had no luck for a couple of days.
Then After Days of search, i found a strange poster of an unaired season that i never had seen before, apperenly the season was called "Time For Revenge" and i thought that it was simarly to "Unfinished Buisness", so i looked for this on the internet once more.
Then 2 weeks after i found the poster, i found on the internet an link to the first episode of this season. Strange Enough there was only one More Episode of this season Avalible.
I Ignored this issue and watched the first Episode
It started as normal with Phil Keoghen Explaining where the race starts, and introducing the 11 teams
I saw 11 Teams that where previosly on the show and 2 of them where my favorite ones of all time
Bopper And Mark and Margie And Luke
then the Screen Went Black For some reason and the episode ended.
I Was a bit angry that the episode ended so soon but ignored it
When i Wanted to see the second and final episode, there was suddenly an message on screen
It Said In BloodRed Letters : 'Don't Go Futher !!!
i was very scared at this point, But i saw the episode anyways
the episode started with an Completly red screen, For about 10 Seconds this red screen stayed on screen, Then i heard a voice it Was Phil Keoghen's Voice ! He said "im Scared" And Then out of the blue was Phil's photo
I Screamed Because phil's Eyes Where Missing from this photo, and his hair was on Fire !!!
then i saw Bopper And Mark's Portrait And it Stood There for About 15 Seconds Before there faces began to melt !!!
It also happend with the portaits of 9 of the other teams
then was Margie And Luke's photo...
O GOD DID I SCREAM
Luke's face was completly Misformed And Bloody
Margie's Face Was Done like she was the devil...
It Stood There for 15 Seconds before the episode ended
as i sat there figuring out what just happend i began to cry...
The Next Day i wanted to show this 2 Episodes To a Friend But The Link Was Gone
So Don't Try to Look For This On The Internet you will not find it
But I Am Scared For Life...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
The Amazing Stinger

Everyone has gotten stung by a bee right? Unpleasant isn't it? Ouch! Even a bee itself is kinda frightening, and its hard not to shoo them away! However, if you are lucky they won't bother you, but if you mess with them, prepare to get stung!
But there is another yellow jacket in this world, a big one. The size of a football. A stinger as big as a kitchen knife. Buzzing very loudly and by your ear all the time. A killer known as THE AMAZING STINGER!!!! 
These amazing pure yellow killers fly in swarms at 50 mph, and have stingers that they plunge into your chest. They sting you even for no reason at all. Did I mention they also shoot darts as stingers? Ouch!
A young girl was in her backyard, when out of nowhere. She hears loud buzzing. But she was no match for the amazing stingers. They were all over her face. Stabbing her with their stingers as she laid on the ground bleeding and left for dead. The bees took off to find their next victim... Be aware that if you hear loud buzzing. It might be the end for you. The amazing stingers will never die.
They are the reason we are slowly becoming extinct. STAY SAFE!
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Category:Animulz
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Category:Shortpasta
The Amazing World Of Gumball: The Bunny II

Welcome back, I am Josh The Zombie, and I am here to tell you a story, last time, I got eaten by TAWOG characters and turned into a zombie, and now, I am gonna tell you what happened after, here we go!
It started in a lab, I was in a lab, on this chair thingy, idk what it's called, Darth Vader was on it at the end of Revenge Of The Sith, anyways, I saw Gumball, right in font of me, he said, "are you ready?, I replied, "ready for what?!?!", Gumball said, "Are you ready to go to ELMORE!", I replied, "Maybe", I was scared, so scared, I farted, Gumball didn't care tho, he took me out of the chair, and putted me in the back of The Watterson's car, they started driving. they played Roadtrip by Dream on the radio, but they didn't like the music, so they turned it off, and putted on Virtual Insanity instead, I mean, that is based, anyways, they make it to Elmore, and from here on, it's CHAOS!!!!
We see Elmore, the residents are all zombies, punching eachother, eating eachother, farting at eachother, just like me!, I walked out of the car, everyone was going virtually insane, I didn't know what to do, Richard then teleported to where I was, he introduced me to Elmore, NGL this place is starting to creep me out, I then see Tina Rex eating the residents of elmore! tho she is also a zombie which is cannibalism, but anyways, Richard said this, "because we don't care about you, you'll be sleeping OUTSIDE! WAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!" I threw up from fear, sleeping outside! that's worse than dying!
It was the night, I was sleeping outside, in the cold, afraid of what was to happen next, I was so scared, I farted again, ok why do I keep farting? gross!, anyways, I woke up at 7AM, only to see Tina Rex stepping on people's houses, I QUICKLY got up and ran, ensuing into a T-Rex chase, The Giant Dinosaur chased after me, I was scared, Oh no, I hit a dead end! I had no choice but to JUMP OFF THE CLIFF! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!. (SPLASH)
I was underwater now, I swam up to the surface, breath, I saw a island nearby, so I swam up to there, I made it to the island, now I must survive, I grab seafood, and ate it! ew, it tasted terrible! I hate living on a island! I must make it back to home, so I grab my Tanooki Mushroom, ate it, and I started flying, Richard see's me flying, and he grabbed his phone and said, "CHASE AFTER HIM! WAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
and then, I looked behind me, and OH NO! TIE FIGHTERS STARTED CHASING ME! I tried to avoid the lasers, I then saw my house, I was almost there, but then. THEY GOT ME! I FELLED TO THE GROUND, AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!, OOF! I don't feel so good, Richard then walked up to me, and said, "YOU'RE GOING TO PRISION! WAHAHAAAA!!!!, he GRABBED me by the neck, and threw me into prision, literally! Richard then appeared behind the cells, and said, "you're gonna be here, FOREVER! WAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!", and then, the cells closed, I am trapped! what do I do? That's it, I give up, this is sad
But then, a fairy appeared, she said, "Don't give up Josh, Giving up is for losers", you're right, i'm gonna ESCAPE!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Cliche Madness
The Amazing World Of Gumball - The Betrayal

This image of Darwin Crying was shown on the episode between The Spoiler and The Countdown. The DVD was found in the streets; the DVD inside was normal but the case was torn and run over alot; The DVD was given by a unknown person and then given to a man named "Dave Sykes"
The man looked at the DVD, opened the case and insert in his Xbox 360; It began with the normal Gumball intro and then the Titlecard was shown as there was strangely sad piano music slowly playing as the episode began with gumball and darwin walking to school when darwin asked "Hey Gumball, Do you ever notice how many people seem to get too...uhh...Negative?" Gumball replied with "Yeah, well, Sometimes they get too negative and I mean so negative, they seem to act like Volcanos" Dave got a chuckle as suddenly darwin outright said outloud "Gumball, why don't you shut up?!" Dave's jaw dropped. "Why did darwin insult gumball and just seemingly out of the blue?!"
Gumball Stopped as his rage built up and then suddenly, a voice clip from "The Man" as gumball said to darwin "ENOUGH!" Gumball said, shoving him. Darwin landed on the ground with a loud thud as darwin cried softly as he said with anger/sadness in the mix "I don't know if your my friend or my brother" Darwin ranned to the classroom. then it snapped to black and then it booted right after school as it showed a montage and boy, david was horrified.
the montage began with darwin cutting his skin as his family were to check on him but they screamed and ran, the next part was gumball cutting his fur as he was crying softly. then it snapped back to darwin beating himself up and the last part was darwin hanging himself. then commercials came on, then it faded in with Darwin dead in a funeral as gumball and his family cried at the funeral. the last shot shown gumball putting a rose in his tombstone as he said "Goodbye darwin, I'm sorry I snapped" the ending credits played.
Dave didn't felt anything, all he can show was the jaw drop; he still till this day remained silent about the episode. he did destroy the forsaken DVD. But the nightmare remains to one question: "What Happened In production?"
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
The Amazing World of Gumball: Hell Nicole

I was an intern at Cartoon Network Development Studio Europe and a good friend of Ben Bocquelet.
But one day he started acting all strange. I went into Ben's office and saw a tape marked "DO NOT WATCH". I took the tape home and put it in. It was an episode of The Amazing World of Gumball. The first strange thing was that the episode had no title card. After the intro, it just went straight into the episode.
The episode began with Nicole in a coffee shop, and she took a drink of coffee, but for some reason, the coffee was green. She then let out a hyper-realistic and loud scream, and then it cut to the hospital, and everybody had hyper-realistic eyes. Nicole said "Hail Satan" and Killed Gumball and Darwin with fire out of her hand.
Then, Richard and Anais ran out of the hospital, and then the animation turned hyper-realistic and then she lighted them on fire as well. You could barely hear Nicole laughing. It then cut to the regular credits, but with a faded part of that last scene still playing. The CNDSE logo didn't show like usual. I destroyed the tape immediately.
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The Amazing World of Gumball: The Murder

I am a mom of 3 kids, so I know what tv shows are not ok, and which ones are. I have one son and 2 daughters, and they all like a different show, so tv time is hard. Especially for the girls, since they share a room.
Daniel, 13: The Simpsons
Aroura, 10: The Amazing World of Gumball
Jasmine, 6: My Little Pony
I recently banned The Amazing World of Gumball after an incident that happened on tv. I don't know why Aroura can't just find a new favorite show, because she knows once something is banned, you can never get it un- banned. Anyways, this is why.
One day, Aroura was sick at home one school day, and she was allowed to watch tv. She had to watch it in the living room, though, so I could find out if she was lying, because she sometimes will lie to get more tv time.
She chose to watch The Amazing World of Gumball. The episode name was The Murder. This was weird because she has watched every episode of this show, and none of them are named this.
The episode had a warning, but I didn't read it. The episode started with Gumball and Darwin finding a knife in their room. Being the two idiots they are, they lord over it and whatnot. Suddenly, while Gumball was holding the knife, Anais suddenly came into the room and scared Gumball so much, he threw the knife at her head. She was screaming, and then died on the floor, looking mad. I was shocked over this, and told Aroura to go to her room, as I paused the episode. She ran, and I planned to rewind it and contact the creator and ask why the heck this was made.
Then Gumball and Darwin go crazy, and jump out the window. They start going on a kill spree, and kill the whole neighborhood. Then, they kill everyone in the school, park, mall, and then run back for home. Their mom is in the driveway, looking like a clown in the rain with red eyes. She yells at them, throwing f bombs, and other swear words. She the chokes them, and kills them. She then takes the knife, looks at the viewers, and tells everyone to f... Off, and then stabs the camera.
I contacted Ben Bocquelet, and then he replies with this:
"Dear Mellisa, (yes, my name is Mellisa) I am sorry about this inconvenience. A buddy who I thought I could trust, made this episode and aired it after we said not to. He created the whole episode to get me fired. This was a bad episode, and I hope it never happens again. Kind regards, Ben Bocquelet"
Even though he apologized, I still do not trust him. Aroura will never watch The Amazing World of Gumball again!
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
The Amazing World of Gumball: The Unnamed Episode

hello i wanna tell you all about a lost episode of gumball. And you might be asking why a gumball episode What's so scary about it? well you see why. I went walking for a little bit and i was eating an apple i then went to put it inside the dumpster but when i looked down i saw an amazing world of gumball vhs tape. I was a gumball fan and enjoyed the series luckily the tape wasn't dirty. I then went home to put the episode in to my vhs player. the episode then started with the theme song. but after the theme song the title card looked very off. Under the word " the " it was just static as if the episode had no name. The music was just an unsettling music box that was just distorted the episode than started. The episode started with gumball waking up in a dark black room he then looked left and right. He then walked for a little bit until the screen went black. a pair of big two eyes were showing after a couple of seconds a low distorted voice said " gumball " then it cut back to gumball but the walls were covered in blood. A couple seconds later it then showed Darwin's head on a pool of blood and Anias ears were torn off of her head but her rest of her body wasn't present. Gumball was just staring at his two siblings body parts on the ground. Then while gumball was looking at the mess a demon-like version of gumball was behind him when gumball then looked behind him and saw his demon self looking straight back at him. Then the screen went black but again a few seconds later the demon gumball was staring at the screen but then it got closer and his mouth got wider and wider as he got very close and the screen went black. i heard gumball screaming with a roar. blood can be heard splattering everywhere. then it showed an image of gumballs head on the ground with his right eye popped out and a big scratch on the side of his head. then the screen went black and then a text showed up reading " you are next " then a jump scare of a realistic version of the demon gumball. it was doing its roar again but it was longer then it fades to black. The episode then ended right there. Needless to say I was horrified, what did I watch. did the person that had this tape put this in the dumpster because they saw the horrifying episode. Before i smashed the tape i recorded the episode to show you all what the episode looks like. I didn't watch gumball for a week. and every time i sleep i can hear berating coming from my closet. someone please help me
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.