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Persona 5 the Animation: The Day Breakers LOST EPISODE

== Prologue ==
Persona 5 is one of my favorite video games of all time. It totally isn't a game where it preaches to you like you don't know what basic human good is. I was a big fan of the game. I had the plushies, the games, and even the books. I loved the game to death, until my friend Billy messaged me with a strange episode of the animated series, Persona 5 the Animation: The Day Breakers. Below is an attached copy of the e-mail:
Wow. Billy had a great deal; an episode of the anime for free! However, when I watched it, I started to feel very queasy and uncomfortable. The intro was usual, but it had the Oggy & The Cockroaches theme song with hyper-realistic eyes on all of the characters. I felt sick, but I continued to watch the episode because I do not care about my health. Sorry, CDC!
== The Episode ==
When the episode began, it shown the Phantom Thieves of Hearts going around in the Metaverse. All of the sudden, Yusuke Kitagawa gets hungry, and asks the gang, "Hey guys, can I please have some food?", before the gang says "No" in unison. Yusuke gets mad, and he starts getting fatter and fatter, before eating Morgana out of a fit of rage in a John K. style. The other characters flee from his anger, before Ann is next. She gets eaten, and then, it's Ryuji's turn. He says, "Oh shit, man!", before getting eaten as well. Haru and Futaba get grabbed by Yusuke, getting put into a trash bag. The bag is then microwaved, and then Yusuke eats the bag. 
After fleeing, Joker, Makoto, and Goro Akechi all flee from Yusuke. However, Makoto gets grabbed, and then is covered in Frank's Red Hot. Yusuke then dips her in ranch, eats her, and says, "Good meal", before he flees to eat Goro Akechi. Akechi gets covered in Cheetos powder (Which is from a drug dealer), and then gets eaten by Yusuke. "Mmm!", he says. He then says, "Now for my last victim!", before looking at Joker himself. Joker says to Yusuke, "Relax. We all live in a society!", before the Oggy & The Cockroaches ending song is played, and Yusuke proceeds to eat Joker. Yusuke then sits on the ground and goes, "Ah.", before the episode ends.
After I watched this episode, I sold all of my Persona 5 stuff, and then, I died.
== Epilogue ==
I would much rather eat Kickstart potato salad than read this crap. What were they thinking?!
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Personal Penis

Intro: REACH OUT AND TOUCH DICK!
Chorus: Your own
Personal
Penis
Something to feel the bulge
Something for your girlfrend to nudge
Your own
Personal
Penis
Something to feel the bulge
Something for you to cum
Verse 1: Feeling so horny, when there's no honey
Flesh and boners, making you feel like a loner
Lift up your meaty cunt
And god will give you some!
Prechorus, or something more to the verse: Take the best
Put it to the test
Cum on your chest
Or cum to confess
Prechorus: REACH OUT AND TOUCH DICK!
Chorus: Your own
Personal
Penis
Something to feel the bulge
Something to make your girlfriend nudge
Your own
Personal
Penis
Something to feel the bulge
Something for you to cum
REACH OUT AND TOUCH DICK!
repeats verse one, and something that follows it*
repeat chorus*
REACH OUT AND TOUCH DICK!
By Fatal Disease
I only take credit for the lyrics. For the melody and song that's in your mind, that credit goes to Depeche Mode.
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Pet Cat

if you notice your pet cat looking...no...studying you, don't give them a questioning look. if you do, they'll blink and will be gone the next day. my friend watched his cat back for too long. the next day i stopped by his house and looked in. the cat was at the computer but saw me and jumped down. every time i tried to call him, the phone would be answered but hang up immidetly. after a little bit it just didn't ring anymore. so i returned and looked back in the window. there were three cats (he only had one) standing around on the inside of his place. they looked at me and departed. creeped out, i left. i went back a week later with another friend and went inside. a cat, a strange one that wasn't there before ran from his bedroom. when we went in, he was laying crumpled in the closet, hugging himself and shaking. surrounding him were tens of dead mice. "don't look...don't look..." he kept mumbling to himself. he figured out what the cat was doing...
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Pete the Cat meets Satan

I was one of those guys who would pick up loose change in the middle of a Wal-Mart parking lot, and keep searching till I run into another. Seeing that I am only out of dollars to spend, I just simply wait for a miracle from God himself to give me a sign. Yep, he showed me a sign alright. A sign that I'm fucked. Not knowing what to expect, I had finally found a $1.oo bill! Good ol' George Washington had gave me luck. Thank you Lord Jesus Christ! 
To spend this miracle money, I went into a Barnes and Noble and saw something from my early childhood... "Pete the Cat". 
"I remember this!" I thought to myself.
I saw a Pete the Cat book that had recently made by it's author, and looked at the title.
"Pete the Cat's Luck Runs Out".
I see the cover and saw a picture of Pete staring eye-to-eye with a shadowy figure in the street at night. I opened the book to the first page to see Pete skating down the park. The narrator says, "Pete the Cat is skating down the street till a mysterious stranger came to town!" I saw the same shadowy figure in the distance, this time, he had red eyes. 
Another page shows Pete coming face-to-face with no other than... The Devil... He was tall, red, and had the simular goat head from those "Baphomet" pictures, and was spewing fire out from his mouth. The narrator said, "'Who is this guy?' Pete asked, he walked up to the dude to see Satan under that street light!" I saw Pete looking so confused, so was I to be honest. 
The second page was the most disturbing... The narrator said that Pete had heard a choir of voices that did not sound human. It wasn't like "I love my new shoes", or "My Buttons". It was the song "Ave Satani" from the film, The Omen. It showed Pete getting his soul snatched from his body and was cast into Hell for all eternity. Throughout the entire book, Pete had to survive what Hell had to offer, then he had to duel Satan with guitars, simular to the game "Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock". Then Pete was finally home, but shaking in fear. 
Never had I seen Pete so afraid. I knew, he was genuinly afraid. At the end of the page, his mom had to comfort him in her arms (or front legs) and says in that last text...
"Now you know where your father is..."
That shook me up. I don't know what happened, or why people didn't saw what I saw. When I walked up to the desk manager, I showed her the book, but she said that there is nothing wrong with it. I looked, and it was just the book "Pete the Cat saves Christmas". 
I think I'm loosing it... I just recently checked into a mental hospital yesterday, because I tried to commit suicide, not just for attention, or a broken heart... because I knew the truth... the truth of why Pete is happy all the time... And I had read my doctor's nametag. And it read... "Dr. Satan"...
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Peter

Peter stood in the abandoned hospital, surrounded. What surrounded him, he didn't know.
 
Even though he knew he was in danger, he continued to ignore the sounds around him.
 
Never did he think it would have to come to this.
 
Immediately he sprung for a piece of wood to defend himself.
 
Slashed into the wood was a message that read: "First letter of every sentence..."
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Peter...

"Peter..." with a tone full of concern, she called upon her spouse, she paused speaking as she started staring at the suddenly-arrived cross-eyed steed, confused and unsure about how should she react. The husband, with the most "interested" facial reaction, stopped chewing his food, turned his sight at her while expressing less than minimum care, waiting to hear the end of her sentence, sensing an incoming lecturing. Knowing his wife, her utterance means that a trail will be held, and she will scapegoat him to relief her psychological stresses on his head, nothing he can do to prevent her, accepting the outcomes and containing himself are his defenses against such conditions. Just like their father, the whole family put up with seeing the atmosphere of the dinner ruined by their mother, all wondering about what led to this point in their family's relationship. She completed: "The horse is here.", the man turned his head to witness the entity referred to, a stallion with a deformed eyesight, looking at everything and nothing at once, arrived silently, noticed firstly by the wife, the horse's intentions are ambiguous, surveillance is required to understand it's motives and effects on the state of household although it's face implies gullibility.
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Peter Griffin Meets Kirby

One day, during a trip to the town of Quahog, Rhode Island, Kirby sucked in Peter Griffin. This was the only way Peter, an avid Super Smash Bros fan, could get into the game, so he decided to spend the remainder of his days lodged within the alternate dimension nestled inside Kirby's stomach. 
"Hey, this 'vore' thing ain't so bad! I could get used to this! Nyehehehehehe!"
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Peter Griffin PTSD

peter griffin looked out into the distance realizing his new found role as a soldier and not as a family man bullets flew like birds beside his face yet could not feel their wings and didn't want too soon he took out his paper and began constructing a fortress to fight joe biden who has rapidly approaching his fortress was massive and he knew at any time if he didn't react in time he would be killed by joe biden "i believe in you peter" trump said sipping on lemonade "he can not defeat you" peter wished he could believe this but both him and joe biden were strong as each other so would be close soon joe biden got close grabbing his golden scar and firing at peter but with a quick motion peter got out of the way and took out his gun and fired at joe biden hitting him in the chest multiple times "AaAaAaAah YOU GOT ME JACK YO-you got me" joe biden said peter looked at bidens body laying there on the cold recently stepped on wooden planks and watched as the blood dripped like a guardian angel coming to send his soul to heaven joe biden died there for a moment peter cried in his head "what purpose is this war" it seems like the curses outway the benefits. perhaps it is left for god to decide my fate." peter soon returned to his home a wreck from what was once a happy home "hey peter" brian said sipping on vodka watching the news "kill any babies yet?" he said sarcastically. "no i have not brian that's a horrible thing to do. don't you have any regard for people like me" peter said in protest. "no i don't child killer!!!!" brian said after turning off the TV brian rushed to stewies room and stayed there leaving peter to sit alone by himself looking at the cracking walls and the color shift from a vibrant variety of colors to one that was barren almost lifeless thinking to himself about what he had done he looked at his badge it read out "Peter S Griffin private first class" his mind fixated on past life the slaughter at among us pass the battle of tilted towers and the 69th battle of yo mama he saw his friends die and be teabagged relentlessly every time a thought rang out in his head he cried silently as if he did not want others to hear the kept to himself the horrors he kept to himself the days of yore but he knew those in power did not care about him and his comrades but alas he could do nothing so as he sat down on the couch he grabbed a vodka bottle and watched american dad
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Peter Pan's Funeral

There is one girl named Chellery. She is 20 years old. She has no Peter Pan movie, so she download at MediaFire called peterpan.wmv. Is publish by "???". After she is done downloading, she see the clip. The clip it all started there's no title screen, cause the title screen said "Peter's Died".
She is scared about it. The first clip was Wendy is sad because his brother is so angry about her to take the teddy bear. Peter Pan showed up and said "Did you want to come with me?" Then she said "No, thanks". Peter grab her hand and fly away to Neverland. Then, she fell down to a grass area, cause Peter let her hand go.
Peter go and sat on a rock until Captain Hook sail a boat to Neverland. Then the screen went black for 5 seconds. The background is already night and now this is the fight sence. Peter slide out his sword (This time is big) and cut Captain Hook's head. Hook's head is splat of blood. After that, Captain Hook is cutting Peter Pan's heart. Then he died and the blood is so many until his face.
Wendy heard Peter's scream before his death. Then Wendy go to Captain Hook and kill him with Peter's sword. The blood bleed until the sea water. The last clip was Wendy put Peter Pan into the coffin and throw away to the sea. The coffin go and it still bleed in the sea water from the end of the coffin. At the end, Peter's coffin open slowly then Peter wake as a skull so quickly and scream loudly. The end credits was so fast and that has a message. So good she got a slowmo app on her Ipad. She slow down the end credits and the message.
The message said "Peter: I died, Thanks to you it all your fault Hook! Now I'll never see you again!". Then she cries about 1 day. And that the story ^_^.
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Peter Pan: Deleted Scene

Hello reader, If you know about Peter Pan, you probably know him as the boy who never grew up and takes children to Neverland. A fictional place that is not on the world map. But something you probably don't know about is the horrifying deleted scene it has to offer. Let me tell you about it.
It was my birthday, and I was very excited. Suddenly, the doorbell rung. I opened the door, but all I saw was the FedEx driver driving away. I looked down, there was a box. It said: "Happy Birthday!" how nice! I opened up the box, and there was a DVD called: "Peter Pan: Deleted Scenes" There was a yellow sticker on the DVD saying: "SPECIAL ORDER!" I got some popcorn and watched it.
There were many deleted scenes like animatics, live action scenes, and others. But one that caught my eye was the Captain Hook fight scene. I watched it and it showed Captain Hook hanging on the side of his pirate ship, Peter tried to find a way to get him to fall into the ocean and get eaten by the crocodile. He looked around and saw an axe on deck. "Peter, what are you doing?" Asked Tinker Bell, worried. "Don't worry, Tink. I got this." Said Peter. He raised his axe, took a deep breath, and...
CHOP! Captain Hook's arm took a nosedive into the deep, dark water, followed by a loud splash. Hook couldn't hold on, the pain was too much to bear. He let go, and plunged into the vast ocean. The crocodile got startled and swam quickly towards Hook, making ticking sounds as he darted towards him. The crocodile lunged at Hook, closing his razor-sharp jaws on his throat, waggling around his jaws to make it hurt more, tearing his skin as it did so. Hook screamed in agony as his neck was getting teared apart, his legs getting stabbed with the crocodile's teeth freakishly as he struggled to escape, and his liver getting dissected from his body as he screamed and wailed. "I HATE YOU!" he screamed right before he finally became a stinky heap of dead skin, meat-cased bones, and organs. The crocodile ate the rest of him with one snap of his jaw. He was satisfied with his tasty lunch.
Then the clip ended, I had never been so scared and disgusted in my life. But conveniently all of my friends came to the door at that moment. They were ready for the party. I decided to start the party to take my mind off it, though it still haunts my nightmares.
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Peter Theory

I have a family guy theory it is confirmed during a episode where Brian and Stewie go back to the pilot episode that when a cut away is set up the whole family freezes as if in stasis looking forward while it he cut away plays. Also a lot of these cutaways involve Peter so I believe that PETER IS IMAGINING HIS SITCOM LIFE WANDAVISION STYLE WHILE HES IN DEATH ROW.
Allow me to explain...
So in the elevator episode where Peter is in the elevator with god I believe that it is not a normal episode we are actually seeing the first episode in the timeline as Peter just sentenced to death row is hallucinating he is in a elevator which is replacing his solitary confinement cell.
He imagines this because he is facing death right now as he is in death row. And the deaths of the series is actually peters death date but then when the series is uncancelled it represents Peters death date getting pushed back. This is also why every season gets worse and worse as the longer Peter waits to die the worse his mind becomes with more frequent "cut aways" which is actually peters brain randomly pretending Peter is somewhere else which is why the world stops around him as he does it.
This is why I believe Peter is a mentally ill death row criminal. Now why did Peters mental state get so bad well it's because he was rejected by his parents and wished for a better family in the streets and that he was the father and that he was nice and could do whatever he wanted and his kids would be happy and have a wife that goes along with anything he says and a magical dog.
While he was in the streets he went under great drug use with fucked with his brain but he never lost his wish for the happy family. He then in a drug fueled rage killed his parents and brother and thrown into death row where the elevator episode starts kicking off the series and the rest is history...
But hey that's just a theory a TV Theroy thanks for reading
HIRE ME TO WRITE FOR FAMILY GUY NOW
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Peter eats a rice cake

And so, from eating the rice cake, Peter instantly jumps through 113 consecutive dimensions, resulting in his molecular mass dissolving bit by bit. The rice cake doesn't help that at all, as it was secretly a time vortex chip, which is what allowed him to jump through the dimensions so quickly. Peter ends up in a dimension farther than infinity, then vomits the rice cake back up, removing the ability to time jump from him, which is why he never "glitched" after regurgitating the cake. Upon the regurgitation, the chip/cake is destroyed, leaving no way to fix it. The dimension he is in has too much for the human mind to comprehend, so his mental stability instantly depletes. He is stuck there, in the messed up glitch-like dimension, for eternity, with no escape whatsoever.
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Petrified Pearl

It's been a few years since this happened, but its burden is starting to drive me mad. It was the summer after Platinum had come out, and it had been two years since I last played my Pearl version, and before platinum had come out, I felt that maybe I should just play it for fun. This turned out, however, to be a huge mistake. It was the last time that I would ever play Pokémon again.
As I turned on the game, the normal screen had showed up, and it seemed as if nothing had changed. But when my game had been loaded, it was in a sort of nightmare world that I know now to be Giratina's realm, or the Distortion world. I was greeted with an awful sight. It was Cynthia, the Sinnoh region champion laying at my feet. I clicked A, to see what would happen.
A text box appeared, saying, "You, You have to stop it. I'm not sure what happened. Giratina has changed." and then, "CYNTHIA HAS DIED." This was terrifying. the only thing I could do now was move forward. After two minutes of moving straight, I came across the entrance to what appeared to be a mansion that was falling apart. After entering, it looked much smaller. A text box showed up, saying, "Good. You have arrived. Now we must begin." After this, the screen faded to black.
When the light began to return to the DS, I found myself waiting in a place extremely similar to the place where you catch Giratina, except the Giratina looked heavily deformed and humanoid. I was a few spaces away from it and with every step I took, another creepy message appeared. They were as follows. "I can't see through all this blood." " I knew killing Cynthia wasn't a good idea."
"At least it will all be over soon." I didn't want to continue, but I felt that that's all I could do. I walked up to the large sprite and pressed A. Three words appeared. "YOU. WILL. LOSE." At this point, I couldn't wait until it was over. I had no Pokémon, and I could not fight. Instead, There was one move used. "GIRATINA used SOUL CAPTURE!" I had no idea this was even a move, but I assumed I was pretty much over.
Or so I thought. I was given one last choice. Giratina had asked me whether I wanted to remain its slave or not, and I chose no. He only said "VERY WELL. GOODBYE." The screen turned white. and then I was returned to the opening screen. I loaded my game, and was where I had last saved.
The hallway before fighting Cynthia. I walked into her room, and instead of Cynthia standing there, it was Gary. When I went to talk to him. He told me that he was taking Cynthia's place since she had mysteriously disappeared in a portal on top of Spear Pillar.
After that I simply shut off my game in fear and confusion. Remember, if any of this happens to you, please, say no to Giratina's offer. Who knows what would happen?
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