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D00m 915

>Be me 19
>downloads doom mod that friend recommendeds
>Doom mod doesnt work 
>doesnt play doom for a week
>boots up doom
>something is different
>chainsaw blade is soft and pink
>walks up to imp
>uses chainsaw
>imp falls down
>no blood
>kneels down
>sees imp inviting me
>penetrates imps anus
>gf walks in
>Starts crying
>fuckin gamestop
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
DAH HERBIT: AN UEXPECTED FART

one day a midget was smokin weed den a big wizard gah came and aseked: ID LAIK TO SHARE AN ERDVENTURE WITH YA and the midget was like: HELL NAW and den the midget went in his rabbit hole and landed into wonderland wait thats alice? oh okay. anehways de midget went in his hill hole and den suddenly 13 more midgets came in end started trashin shit and den dey started singin and den after dat dey asked for the midget to come to the farty mountain den he sed naw and den they sad den the midget went ta sleep den wen he woke up he wanted ta go to the farty mountain and den signed ah contract and den ran for the other midgets den one midget said: where are ya goin midget? and den the main midget said: FUK YA and den he gawt to de midgets and den he showed de contract den they trecked a larng waeh den dey were captured bah 3 trollz den after almost being eatin bah trollz the big wizard came and eh turned de trollz into stone by THE RAINBOW SKITTLES MUTAFUKA den dey where caught bah a bunch of ugly midgets and den de fat leader of de midgets wantd dah eat em den de main midget faught ah ugly midget den dey fell down aah cavern den de main midget urvied but deh ugly midget was dragged by an uglier midget and den de main midget found ah ring of poop den de even uglier midget started riddlez den the main  midget fooled the uglier midget and den he escaped meanwhile de 13 midgets were saved by de big wizard and den dey escaped after killing de fat leader of de midgets and den they were attacked bah a bunch of tall freaks den they hid in de trees and den started throwing burnin pineconez den de tall freakz were burnin den de leader of de tall freaks attacked de leader of the 13 midgets and shielded himself with ah tree trunk den dey escaped and den in the horizon saw de farty mountain TO BEH CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Wall of Text
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
DAOT

__NOTOC__
==Scene 1:==
Toadtown, Mushroom Kingdom
Mario walks into Toadtown, as Luigi was finishing a plumbing job there. Mario is uneasy about this next house they'd have to do, as the house they were plumbing a house that was considered "dangerous" by the locals.
Mario:
A-Luigi, where-a the fuck are you?
Luigi:
Right here, big bro.
Relations between the two had been straining due to a recent accident involving the death of a Yoshi that Mario blamed on Luigi.
Mario:
Come, we're-a off to-a fucking Toadstontanianus's house.
==Scene 2: Road to Toadstontanianus's House==
Mario and Luigi are walking to Toadstontanianus's house. Luigi is looking into the forest, while Mario breaks the silence.
Mario:
What-a the fuck is taking so long. Where does this chode live, Yoshi's Island?
Luigi ignores. Mario had always had a short temper. A horse-drawn carriage appears.
Voice from the Carriage: 
Halt!
Mario and Luigi stop.
Mario:
Hello! How is-a your day?
Peach and a group of warrior toads climb out of the carriage.
Peach:
Hey Mario, I'm going out to Bowser's, for a... uh... diplomatic meeting.
Mario:
Whatever you-a want!
Peach and the toads head out in the carriage.
Mario:
She's-a such-a fucking slut.
Luigi
What do you mean?
Mario:
She goes out to Bowser's every-a month, getting penetrated by his massive-a dong, only to say she gets "kidnapped" and I have to-a fucking save her.
Luigi:
How does this even benefit the kingdom?
Mario:
Who the fuck cares, I get to give her head afterward and I get to be a national hero.
==Scene 3: Toadstontanianus's House==
Mario and Luigi arrive at Toadstontanianus's house. It's a massive mansion They knock on the door.
Toadstontanianus:
Hello, my dear friends...
Luigi:
Hello Toadst-
Mario:
A Hello! It'sa me, Mario! How may we serve you today?
Toadstontanianus:
Mario... you go upstairs... Green one, downstairs.
Mario:
Okie Dokie! Yahoo, Yahoo, YA-YA-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YAHOO.
Mario BLJ'd upstairs. Luigi goes into the bathroom downstairs.
==Scene 4: Downstairs Bathroom==
Luigi:
What seems to be the problem?
Toadstontanianus:
The... Toilet... is clogged.
Luigi goes to the toilet, in the midst of unclogging, he feels a shoe on his back. He is pushed down, his face in the water. He desperately tried to resist, but the water reaching his lungs and a knife entering his neck ended him.
==Scene 5: Upstairs Bathroom==
Mario: 
Your toilet is-a fixed, and other-a problems?
Toadstontanianus:
The... shower.
Mario:
Okie Dokie!
Mario enters the shower, by Toadstontanianus closes the shower door, he is locked in. Boiling water begins to pour on him. Mario was being burned alive in the shower. Toadstontanianus was a revolutionary, wishing to take advantage of the Mushroom Kingdoms unstable monarchy and replace it with a communist dictatorship.
==Scene 6: Town Square==
Mario and Luigi are seen crucified on a burning cross, put on display for all in Toadtown to see. Many were pleased, many weren't. But all knew that Peach shall meet a similar fate.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Vidya games
DARK LORD hunkycow1

Introduction
so you know light lord hunkypig1 well he has a evil clone that 
you cant find on name search he is like chuck norris you try to find him
 but he finds you
chapter 1 - all about hunkycow1
hunkypig1 was knocking people off planet fight and getting 
knocked of himself and suddenly everybody left accept for his friends a 
new person joined called hunkycow1 hunkypig1 and mariorea123 started 
looking for hunkycow1 as behind them was hunkycow1 followng them he has 
evil skeptic face and hunkypig1 has normal skeptick his hair was red and
 hunkypig1s is blue his row was covered in blood and dirt as his row was
 black and he had darkheart as hunkypig1 has light sword (illumina)
chapter 2 - the obbys
hunkypig1 and mariorea123 was transported to a hell like place 
that looked like game of life underworld and it was a copy adam used the
 illumina to jump over the obbys and cheat easily as mariorea used the 
guardias flight they got to a endless all way hunkypig1 obviusly 
couldn't use the light sword to get him over so mariorea123 flyed him 
over him self with there items
chapter 3 - hunkypig1 and mariorea123 loses there items sorta powers.
mariorea123 saw a teleporter to a dark place and a dialog was at 
the sign it said "entrance to planet FDarkness" hunkypig1 said "he left 
the F there then typed Darkness" Mariorea123 said "just come in hes 
going to take over roblox" so they went in teleporter and saw hunkycow1 
then Mariorea123 and hunkypig1 died and were never heard of again
R.I.P
hunkypig1 Mariorea123
BC 4:19:814
died by clones
not fake it all happened in roblox 2008 when hunkypig1 went back in time with mariorea123
like if you cri every time ;c
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Roblox
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Category:That just raises more questions!
DA KURSED VIDO

It all started one day when I was watching some YouTube Poops and I saw a video response called 'SCARIEST ZELDA CDi POOP!!!1!!!!!ONE!!!!!' so I watched it and everything was normal and I thought that's not scary. But I was WRONG. I was about to click the red X to close IE9 but then something made me want keep watching when I did it showed Impa. She was not normal she had no eyes just empty sockets with blood coming out where her eyes should be. The video was like that for about 30 seconds when she turned to the screen and said "I'M COMING FOR YOU" then she turned back to Zelda and then let out a hellish scream it sounded like she was being decapitated, burnt alive and being raped all at the same time. Then it showed Zelda. She looked as if she had been to hell and back bits of flesh were falling off her and you could see bones sticking out of her. The scary thing was that it looked extremely realistic, not like the standard CDi graphics I had ever seen. Then Impa turned to the screen again and said "YOU CAN RUN AND HIDE BUT I WILL JUST KILL YOU!" And then a badly-drawn Stalfos popped out.
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Wall of Text
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Old Shit
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
DA MISING TAPES AT NICKLODEEON STUDEOS!

sO i was a intern at nicklodeeon studos so mye jobs were da being to watch da tapes sO mE waTcHed dis was da lost epusode and on da tape it saide "EVIL PATRIXXX TAPE" me watched dat tape and me saw dat dere waz da evil patriXxx and after eye watch dat i saw behind me waz da evil patrixxx and he said "THAT TAPE HAS TOO MUCH INFO ON ME" so din he commited 700 suicides on me and i died from eating popcorn so dis got so scareey cause it was like "ahhhh" an i punched a gallon of milk and da evil patrixxx waz singeing da rap songs so i ran but he killed my laptop/phone... THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?!?!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
DA SPOOPI PHOTO SHOOT

Say 'I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG,' the photographer said as the camera flashed! Michael Bay and I had gone to Donut Universe to get our photos taken today. The first photo we really wanted was a picture of us dressed as bombs pretending to be a explosion. When we saw the proofs of it, I was a bit dead inside because it looked different than in my head. (I hadn't imagined so many explosions behind us.) However, the second photo was exactly what I wanted. We both looked like idiots wearing inflatable pants and exploding--exactly what I had in mind!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
DEAD.txt

Hello people.
My name is Robin, and yesterday I received an e-mail from my online friend, Nick. It had the title "DEAD," and it contained only the word DEAD and a .txt file named "DEAD.txt."
It read the following:
I haven't heard from him since. I didn't know what "Creepypastas" were, but I googled it. I found this place, so I will post it here. I don't know what happened to him, but I do hope he is okay.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:File Extensions
Category:Old Shit
DEADCRY.gif

I can't take it anymore. This GIF is going to be the end of me. The world must know, but then I must end myself, I can't live with what I've learned from this. How could such a simple, such an tenuous file break down the very essence of the soul, destroy my life in this most intricately woven web of hopelessness? I can not tell how a mortal man could withstand in the creation of this binary-encoded abomination. But alas, I must let you know my strains for there is little time and sanity left in this broken mind.
This torment would begin on the day I received the fateful mail from my friend. Normally I would not consider receiving mails odd, but in this case my friend was dead. I will not name him, as the knowledge of his deed would certainly cause his grave to be wroth open by vigilantes of my coming death, for the mail which I opened contained the most dreaded file brought forth by the Internet. To decipher the mad ramblings it contained was a difficult task, but from what I found he must have uncovered it from the deep recesses of the Internet. I proceeded to hover my cursor over the attachment he sent, and alas I performed the act of a descensional motion of my index finger towards the aptly named electronic device relating to the relative of the tailed pest of mankind's dark ages.
Soon it appeared on my taskbar. "DEADCRY.gif". How could a GIF file possibly produce a sound, was the first thought which dawned in my head. If only my worries had stretched to such an extent, for I would come to know a file as possibly haunted, with cause due to the most destructive sound it would come to produce. The point of last return had now been breached, as I performed the same fateful act as in the last paragraphs conclusion.
The screen faded to black. Oh how desolate it had become, with silence embalming my room like the mist on an evenings plain. Then it hit me like a nail through my heart, piercing me like the hottest poker through the icy cold. If I wished to remain with sanity I'd not dare to recall this, but since I will take my sorrows to the grave this must be concluded for the sake of humanity. This was the sound which seeped out of my speakers like poison to the mind. In a horrifying voice, it told me the dreadful words: "DEADCRY.jif".
As those most demonically charged waves pulsated to my ear with this j-like sound (it must have simply been an imitation, for I dare not believe a human could invoke such a terrifying noise). I let out a scream of agony, but all the screams in the world could not express the fear, the sorrow, the hatred that engulfed me and ravaged my body. I have now escaped this GIF, and I hope it will remain in my trash for good, but I must join my friend in the bleach he must have drunk to cleanse and hopefully save us from this terrible fate.
It may still be out there. I shall not know; I won't be here much longer. But beware, for if you receive a mail of this caliber you may too, in foolishness and ignorance, suffer the most painful death as I.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
DEADKID.exe

Once upon a time, I was surfing the internet, looking for something fun to play. On my search on an ordinary game site, I came across a new game, DEADKID.exe. It had a picture of, what else, a cartoony dead child buried underground as its thumbnail, and clicking on it gave me nothing but a download link. I downloaded it, expecting nothing to happen. After looking again, I saw blood in the cartoon's mouth. I decided to check it for viruses, because why the hell not? Turns out it was full of viruses. So, I deleted the game. 
What? What'd you expect to happen? Me, play it? I'm not dumb.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:File Extensions
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Shortpasta
DEAD PERCY

Remember those series 1-12 episodes of Thomas & Friends that we all enjoy? Well, a lost episode has been found from one of those series. One day, I was on my computer searching for episodes of Thomas & Friends when I came across a result for Thomas & Friends on a website named FreeKidsShows.com. I clicked on it and I downloaded it. When it was done downloading, I clicked on the folder and there was every series of Thomas & Friends in the folder, Not bothering to watch series 13 and onwards, I clicked on series 4 and started watching.
A wave of nostalgia overtook me as I was watching. A few hours had passed and I was about to go to bed when I found a episode named "Dead Percy". I didn't remember seeing this episode before so being curious, I clicked on it. It began with the normal intro, after the intro, it went to a scene of Thomas worried with Percy and then it showed Percy with pale red eyes, and he's screaming but the sound is very distorted.
the scene cuts to the steam team at Stan Lee's funeral then when the rest of the steam team all passed his coffin, Percy's face turn red and he went warped, then it went line synced like a TV simulator. Then it cuts to black then faded to the people carrying Stan Lee's coffin.
Then it cuts to James pulling his bottom eyelids causing that his eyeballs fell out of his eye holes. It cuts to Percy screaming like in the beginning, but it was filtered: with grey and drawn in black then the episode ended.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
DEATH GERBIL

I have always had a fantasy of having a gerbil crawling up my ass. Just the idea of having that furry mother fucker nibble all the shit out of my anus makes me so sexually aroused. So today, I finally decided to go to the local pet shop and get myself a gerbil and have it make my asshole a nice and comfortable cave.
I walked inside and headed straight for the small animal section. And there they were, gerbils. I was excited to get a gerbil, but which one should I buy? I looked at all of the little creatures as they stared back at me, none of them really caught my attention. But in the corner of the cage, I saw a gerbil with red eyes as red as a throbbing penis head trying to hold back cum and black eyebrows similar to the pubic hairs around a black man's dick. I asked the clerk what was with that gerbil. He responded, "He is The Death Gerbil."
"Why is he called The Death Gerbil?" I asked. "Because everyone who ever adopted him died." the clerk responded.
"Well, why don't you kill him then?"
"I dunno."The clerk said, followed by a shrug. "Would you like to buy him?"
"Fuck no." I responded. "I'll give you a coupon for 75 cents off cold medicine." "DEAL." I immediately took the gerbil and gave the clerk a muffin and left.
I went to my room and got my but-tube. "Ok Death Gerbil, crawl inside!" "NO." The gerbil responded. "You can talk??" I asked. "YES." The Death Gerbil said. "How?" I responded. "WELL, I USED TO BE A NORMAL HOMOSEXUAL MALE WHO ENJOYED GETTING GERBILS SHOVED IN THEIR ASS. ONE DAY AFTER I SHOVED THE 666TH GERBIL UP MY ASS, I TURNED INTO THE DEATH GERBIL. NOW YOU MUST DIE." "Oh no!!!!" I screamed. Then I died.
You're next btw :\
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Animulz
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
DEATH TO MARIO 666

This stroy is completely true, If you dont belive it than thats fine because that youre opinion and thats fine.
Back in 2012 I bought a vershin of super mario 3d for my 3ds xl (xtra large) from ebay. the only weird thing was that it was for free and the guy seemed to want to get rid of it in a hurry so I (with no care) bought it for free and started play it, only when I went on it I noticed the cover and what I saw was absolootly horricifi ... Look above or where the picture is. I started to play it a noticed that mario was different and didnt look the same and had changed a bit... he didnt have a moustache! as I was playing I got to a koopa trooper and instead of jumping on it he got a rag and poured so liqid on to it, he was kidnapping it!... then the next shot was them in a basement with a light swinging above them... like in a interigation scene or good cop bad cop... only maro was both. he pulled a nife out ad started carving bits of the koopas face away and then started force feeding it to him, this made me sick to my stomach because I new something wasnt rite.  Mario then turned to the screen and started laughing in a evil tone
I then quikly turned the ds off and threw it across the room smashing the screen on the ground as it fly threw the air and fell.
I have had vivid nightmares of torture ever since.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
DEATH TO THE GHOST TOWN VISITORS

DEATH TO THE GHOST TOWN VISITORS. COME AND HE WILL KILL YOU. A TOWN OF NO INHABITANTS. IF YOU GO YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF AS YET A DARK SPIRIT. WAITING TO FEED ON THE VISITORS BY THROWING THEM ON TOP OF A HOUSE AND THROWING THEM DOWN 30 STORIES TO THEIR MYSTERYOUS DEATH.
YOU WERE PROBABLY THINKING "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT CRAP" WHEN YOU FINISHED THAT.
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Rituwel
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Old Shit
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
DED HOMER

ONCE THER WAS A DELTED EPPISOD OF THE SIMPSON
MAT GROENNING GAIV IT TO ME
HOMAR FEL OF A PLAIN
AND FELL DOWN AND EVERYTHIGN WAS SO RAEL
THE BLOOD WAS HIPAR RAELISTIK AND MURG SAID
GRAAAH HOMAR AR YU DRUNK
AND THEN IT SIAD HOMAR IS DED
AND BLOD WAS EVURYWHERE
AND THAN IT SID THE DAIT OF MY DAETH
I DEID ON TAT DAY IM WRITIN THAS AS A GOST
NOW YU WEALL TEW IF YU SEE DED HOMER
4SHAN SEAD IT WAS REUL SO IT MUHST BE
TEH TAIPE IZ MISING BUT IT IZ KURSED SO IT MUZT BE DESTROIED
I WIL NEVAR FORGET DAT DAY
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
DELTARUNE.ZIP

Ok so i am a big fan of DELTARUNE, but one day i deleted my copy of deltarune off my computer by accident. So instead of going on itch.io or deltarune.com i decided to find a copy on a sketchy website like an idiot. i booted it up and selected chapter 1. When it started i was playing as Susie in The Field of Hopes and Dreams. i continued forward despite it being empty and Seams's shop being empty, it was like i was on a genocide run of undertale, even all the enemys ran away from me. i continued to the end of the area, where i saw a glitched Kris fly past before stabbing Susie in the back with a terrifying shriek.I was not scared by the large amounts of blood on the screen as i have read too many .EXE creepypastas. Then it cut to Ralsei on The Great Board. As usual i went forward, and this game is SOOOO boring, but right as i said that Kris showed up right in front of Ralsei.
Ralsei was happy to see Kris and hugged him, and Kris stabbed him right in the face. Then it cut to Lancer being chased by Kris to the castle, the gates closed before Kris. So he just broke the bars and threw Lancer at a wall, it made me laugh SO HARD when he made the splat sound from the game. Lastly it cut to Kris before Jevil's cage, Kris broke the bars and waltzed in. Jevil seemed scared of him and told him to stay away. 
Kris dissapeared and reappeared near Jevil, and took Jevil's Scythe to -Yet again- stab him in the back. Kris went thru the entire Card Castle stabbing everyone, becoming the new King. and becoming the owner of the Dark Foutain. 
The game lastly cut to an image of Kris in front of the Card Castle dark foutain, with his soul in front of the foutain, almost like he is about to seal it. I closed the game and decided i will play chapter 2 later.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:File Extensions
Category:Vidya games
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta