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Homicidal Suicide

Hi. my name is Samuel but my friends call me Sam. i live in Oklahoma near a forest in which i love to play in. not many people have heard of this pasta because she is pretty new but i want as many people as possible to know about her.
i was walking in the forest with my dog named jack. me and jack were walking in the forest when all of the sudden he stopped. now normally i would be fine with him stopping because he would be sniffing something or peeing but this time was different. when jack stopped this time i knew something was wrong. it may have been the way he froze or the way he jumped when i stepped on a branch. all i know is that he was scared.
i turned to take us back home when jack started barking at something. it was a little girl about 11. she had; long blond hair with red at the tips and blue eyes with little freckles on her cheeks. she was wearing a black hoodie with gray jeans and black boots. she was peeking at us from behind a tree. the thing that didn't like about her was her eyes. she may look innocent but if you looked close enough you could see the insanity in her eyes. she got out from behind the tree and attempted to pet jack.
now i know some of you are saying "oh shes just a little girl" or "she isn't going to do anything bad" but your wrong. what she did next is something i will never forget.
she got out a knife and cut open his abdomen. she grabbed his kidneys and bagged them. next she cut open the lower left half of his chest behind his elbow where his heart was and ate it. "you just ate his heart" i said terrified. she just smiled at me and giggled like one of those creepy girls from a horror movie then started running at me. the last thing i remember is being stabbed in the chest before waking up at my house. i looked out my window around the trees and saw her waving at me before a guy in a blue mask dragged her away. i looked around my room and found a note on my dresser.
it said,
if she jumps at you move out of the way because she will take your heart. she will also take your kidneys but the kidneys are for her "brother" eyeless jack. if you do see her call the police immediately because she will not hesitate to kill you and your family.
this is Sam signing off.
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Homicidal Taco

Taco Man's body was found in a alleyway. He was almost unrecognizable. Earlier in the day, none of his friends saw him; his wife claims he went out drinking at the bar, and never came back. Beside his body however, was a broken, mashed video game console with blood leaking out of the slots. This console was clearly bootleg as it had multiple slots, which worked for multiple games from different consoles; Sega Genesis, Nintendo Entertainment System, etc. 
The next day, his family, including his wife, had a funeral for him. They also buried the strange game console. That night, his wife thought she heard weird sounds in bathroom that sounded like his favorite song, Numb by Linkin Park. When she walk in, she could of sworn she saw Taco Man's shadow at the corner of her eye, but it quickly vanished. The rest of the night went on normal, and she didn't hear any noises but felt pains in her chest. In the morning, the neighbors reported hearing her screaming bloodcurdling screams, before the sound of blood splatters could be heard, along with stabbing and slicing noises. And then it stopped.
The next day, Taco Man's wife's body was found in their local dumpster; no traces of attempted murder, no crime tapes, no evidence. She looked like she had skinned alive, and her eyes were dangling from their sockets... and the bootleg console was plunged through her chest.
==Aftermath - Homicidal Son==
Ever since Taco Man's death, his son has never been the same. His son had been overdosing on weed that night, so it kinda makes sense. His son's name was Jeffery. Jeffery loved his dad very much, and did all he can to help his dad with the recent divorce. But then, on the same night Taco Man went missing, Jeffery went missing. The police became suspicious, and blamed it on Mrs. Taco.
Mrs. Taco claimed she was asleep that night, and went to check on her husband, but he was gone. The next few weeks went on, with nothing strange happenings, until Mrs. Taco's murder happened. Mrs. Taco was assaulted by a strange figure in the night, that looked like her husband's ghost or something; which made the police even more suspicious that Taco Man is still alive, and was the murderer.
Then, the very next day, Chief Luigi, who had been the police chief for 6 years, was murdered on the scene of the crime, found in the same dumpster with the console plunged through his chest. His eyes were gouged out. Luigi's head was hanging from wires. Since then, Mr. Taco and Mrs. Taco's house has been abandoned and condemned. Who ever visits the house however, claims to see Jeffery's face in the window, sitting next to Taco Man's corpse, holding the game console which is covered in blood and guts.
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Homicidal Trip

Not too long ago, I downloaded a game. I believe it was called "Façade," and it was an interactive drama. I heard that it had bad graphics but was pretty revolutionary because of the specific genre of interactive drama, so I decided to try it out.
For those who don't know, Façade is basically a game where you have to help this couple, Trip and Grace, through their marital issues. Many people basically try to get kicked out several different ways, one being just saying the word "melon." Just thought I'd clear that up.
Anyways, after about an hour of waiting for it to install, I launched it and saw the red curtain loading screen. When that went away, and I saw a black screen while hearing a voice say "Hey, it's Trip." I didn't want to really hear this, so I just skipped over it. Then came the title screen with Trip and Grace in their apartment, followed by the name selection screen. I just went with Walter, just because. When the game came up, I could hear Trip and Grace arguing through their door. I walked up to it and knocked, which was followed by a friendly Trip opening the door and greeting me.
Things started to get really weird after this. Trip said he'd go get Grace, then he walked down the hallway into the kitchen. I walked around their apartment for about 20 seconds while hearing Trip and Grace argue again. When I turned to look towards the hallway, I heard a knife being grabbed, followed by Grace screaming. I started towards the hallway to see what had happened.
Trip walked out of the hallway saying "Oh, it seems Grace left not too long ago. How could I have forgotten this?" and then he continued to offer me a drink. I've heard that he normally just offers you either a martini or a glass of wine, but this time he offered me, in a rather dark voice, a bloody mary. He put quite the emphasis on bloody.
I started to back away from Trip as he asked, "Walter, what's wrong? Are you looking for something?" in his usual voice. I quickly ran into the kitchen where I saw Grace, just standing there, facing away from me. The kitchen was covered in blood. Grace didn't say a word to me, and she just stood still. I walked over to see Grace's face, and there was nothing. The entire front half of Grace was missing, and the mess left behind was about as graphic as Half Life. I slowly backed out of the kitchen only to hit Trip.
In the same dark voice as before, Trip said "So, you found out Grace is dead. I'll have to make sure there are no witnesses." The phone then rang and Trip walked off, saying he'll answer it in his usual voice. I ran out of the kitchen and towards the front door, when I was suddenly grabbed by an angry Trip.
"Walter, I'm afraid you'll never leave here," Trip said in the dark voice again. He pushed me down the hallway and into the grey door at the end of the hallway.
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Homicide Mouse

I was walking down the road when I thought, "Why am I walking? I have a car." So I went back to my house and got in my car. There was a DVD that said "Homicide Mouse" in the driver's seat; I thought that was strange, but I just tossed it in the back and forgot about it while I ran some errands.
After I was done, I decided to play the DVD. The DVD menu wasn't really remarkable. I selected "Play Episodes"; the first episode began with Mickey walking down the street and-OH SHIT HE'S GOT A KNIFE AND HE'S KILLING EVERYONE!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS MICKEY!?!? WHY!?!?!
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Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
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Homosexual Palm Tree Spinoffs Because Fuck You Thats Why

==ADDDdddddd you ONW==
*Homosexual Palm Tree Gets Diatreetus.
*Homosexual Palm Tree Pukes A Bagel
*Homosexual Palm Tree Converts To Athiesm
*Homosexual Palm Tree Dies From A Heart Attack
*Homosexual Palm Tree Masturbates Onto A Bagel
*Homosexual Palm Tree Burns Down Tim Horton's
*Homosexual Palm Tree Deletes Internet Explorer
*Homosexual Palm Tree Fiddles With A Snake's Penis
*Homosexual Palm Tree Eats Newspaper; Pretends It's Bagel
*Homosexual Palm Tree meets Hobosexual Palm Tree
*Homosexual Palm Tree And Justin Bieber Get Married
*Homosexual Palm Tree Decides To Try Out Visual Novels
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Honey's Fatal Depression!

Ouran Highschool Host Club is a show about a young girl having to dress up as a boy in order to pay off a debt to the schools host club. It's a silly little romantic comedy with lovable characters.
One day, I was on Netflix and decided to watch Ouran. In place of episode 23 was something different. Instead of being called "Tamaki's Unwitting Depression!" it was called "Honey's Fatal Depression!" the summary simply said:
"...Why does everyone only love me for my cuteness?..."
Confused, I clicked on the episode. The intro played as normal except Honey wasn't in it. It started with Honey eating cake with a smiling face. Haruhi walked over to Honey and asked where his stuffed bunny was.
"Hm? Oh, Hika-chan and Kao-chan wanted to borrow him. So I said they can have him for a few minutes." Honey said. I wondered what Hikaru and Kaoru wanted Usa-chan for, I mean they already have their "Forbidden Brotherly Love" act and I didn't see how a stuffed pink bunny rabbit could improve it. Hikaru then pulled Haruhi over with a concerned face.
"Listen, Kaoru and I had to use Usa-chan for a test of our act. I accidently ripped it. Don't tell Honey-sempai." Hikaru said. I gasped as it showed Usa-chan with his ear and arm ripped off. Haruhi then gasped as it revealed Honey was standing behind Hikaru.
"H-Honey-sempai!" Haruhi shouted. Honey saw his ruined bunny. He then ran away balling his eyes out. The entire school was searched and I'm guessing it took hours because the windows showed the night sky. Honey was found in a closet with cuts on his stomach and arms, a knife was at his feet. The blood wasn't "hyper-realistic" or anything, just blood you would see in an anime.
"W-what are you doing!?" Haruhi shouted. Honey turned his head towards Haruhi.
"Without Usa-chan I'm nothing! Usa-chan meant everything to me! Let's face it, none of my customers like me for me! Only my face! I have the height, voice, even the face of a toddler! Do you not realize that, Haru-chan!?" Honey shouted. Honey picked up the knife and aimed at his heart.
"No!" Haruhi shouted. Haruhi grabbed the knife and tore it from Honey's hands. Haruhi called the other hosts for help. Mori picked up Honey and began to walk away. Honey began clawing at Mori's face and began to scream.
" I hate you! I HATE you! I HATE you! I HATE you! I HATE you! I HATE You! I HATE you! I HATE YOU!" Honey shouted. Honey then jumped out of Mori's grasp and ran away again. After a timeskip, Honey was revealed to have goudged out his left eye, which was next to him on the floor as he just layed there. I instantly turned off the computer. 
That was months ago, I still watch the anime and read the manga. I just skip that episode. And since watching it, I continuously have nightmares of Honey gouging my left eye out and saying the same exact thing.
"Do you like me for me?"
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Honey, I Killed the Audience

There was a private showing of "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" at Disneyland back in the year 2000, that nobody remembers but me... because I was the only survivor. It's been a very long time since this happened, and I may have been on cocaine at the time... but I have to tell my side of the story.
I was only 20 years old. I was excited to check out some of the things at Disneyland, and they invited our entire group to the "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" attraction. When we finally began to watch it, it seemed decent enough. The movie started off normally. Everything was okay until the part with the cat came on, and then the cat turned into a lion and scared the shit out of me. I thought that everyone was screaming because of the effects, but then I felt something whoosh over my head, and then this substance sprayed all over me. It was blood! I ducked down and heard other people screaming and getting gashed open, and then, everything went quiet. 
The movie continued on. Rick Moranis, the actor who played the dad, looked out of the screen and broke the fourth wall. He said "Are you dead? Are you all dead? Good....."
I looked around at everyone else. They were all dead, all right. Deader than dead. I didn't know what to do. I eventually escaped through a back door and snuck out of the park in horror, replaying the lion scene in my head. Something was amiss. It had to have been a setup. We were all rich people going to experience this 3D event for the first time... what was the connection? My fellows have been dead for 23 years. The Walt Disney Company will pay dearly for their deaths if it's the last damn thing I do. 
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Honk

I was sitting outside of my house on the patio when I heard it. It was like a high pitched honking sort of noise. It didn't seem to be made from a car considering it was too quiet and was coming from the bushes close by. I passed it off as a bird and continued smoking my cigarette.
It was all fine until I heard it again. Only this time, it was a bit louder and more forced. It scared the shit out of me. It even got the dogs in the neighborhood going crazy. It wasn't long until I heard the honk again.
I heard a dog cry in pain. It continued crying and so did the honking. Scared shitless, I decided to call it a night and lock up. I went inside, locked every door and window, and went to sleep.
It felt like mere minutes since I laid down in bed and was about to nod off when I heard the honking outside my window. Reluctantly, I sat up and walked over to the window. I pulled open the blinds but saw no one out there. I turned around and was about to go back to bed when I heard the honk a second time. I looked out the window again and saw nothing. Just as I turned my head, I saw a shadow move in my front yard.
"What the fuck was that?!" I screamed. I grabbed my phone and called 911. I explained to them what was happening and gave them all my information. She had me stay on the line with her.
"..Yeah. It's in my yard. It ran where I can't see it. Send someone to help me. I'm scared shitl-"
Glass shattering. "OH MY GOD! HELP ME!" I yelled into the phone. "Sir, calm down and lock your bedroom door. Help is on the way." I locked the door and moved my bed in front of it. I also moved my dresser to block my window.
"Okay, everything is blocked off. Hurry!"
Just as I finish that sentence, I heard breathing from my closet. Almost shitting myself from fear, I move closer to open it. "I think it's in my room." I tell the operator. "Stay far away and stay safe."
Being stupid, I reach for the handle. I open the door slowly...
HONK!
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HooDIE

The story takes place in Darby around in 1986 I was just a boy moving to a new school and I haven't made any Friends. Well you wouldn't have if you just moved into a shit apartment complex and people judged me for being poor and smelling bad. These are not as bad as my home life being abused by my dad mostly when he is drunk or on the influence of drugs. that was a year ago and I'm still being bullied also its started having a emotional effect on me. Being home is not helping either my dad was taken away from me a month ago and my mum has been weeping. 
One night she came into my room and started shouting at me, so what did I do I retaliated. I shouted and left without any trace as I ran not looking back I think I got as far as a forest before I suddenly stopped as something took over my body this cloud this black cloud it was like nicotine for my body. I had lost control I breathed the gas up it was like fire going down my throat and I collapsed on the floor the hard concrete floor as cold as ice but felt warm. At the touch my mouth started foaming up it was like concrete forming a seal that couldn't be broken. When the transition is done I feel like I've never felt alone but so alive and the power running through my worthless veins like a electric shock painful but orgasmic as I felt like I could kill I ran into the forest for protection.
As I was in the forest I killed a lot of things like rabbits squirrels and birds but I craved more... human so I waited patiently then I pounced ripping the poor mans flesh and eating everything I could get my hands onto. I found a second person but he escaped and fled from the scene. Then I realized i need to leave the nest and go out. Now I have raided a house to tell you this story and I recommend not going near the black gas...
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Hooky Bootleg Tape

It all started on a normal day. I bought the Spongebob season one pack on EBay.
It had all of the season 1 episodes. I decided to go through some of my favorites:
Help Wanted
Spongebob Scaredy Pants
I was a teenage gary
Reef Blower
Jellyfishing
Plankton
Pizza Delivery
And Hooky
I did it in the exact order. They were all nice. I had Hooky left to go.
I set the episode "Hooky" on.
Something was different though. 
The title screen was darker. And there was not the ordinary music. The music was kinda in a music box type of way. It sounded like a creepy type of music box. 
When the episode started, it shown those boat people and Mr. Krabs going all crazy. I thought something bad was gonna happen around here, but nothing different happened by then. Something different happened from it when it was at the point where Patrick came to tell Spongebob about the Carnival. Patrick came and said that there are strange hooks. That was smart of patrick. When they got there, stuff went normal again, until patrick started putting 9 hooks in his mouth. Soon, it slowly tore patrick's skin off. It cut to spongebob having a sad look soon. He ran home instead of going back. The next day, he was going to the Krusty Krab, when soon, another hook came. Instead of him going on it on purpose, the hook just grabbed the top of his head. then tore the top of his head off. The rest of his body fell to the ground, leaking blood on the ground. The episode soon just cut off. There was credits, but they seemed not to be as long.
I turned the disk off, then threw it in the toilet, then flushed it down to the sewers. I went there the next day to complain, but everything was gone. There was just the person. I complained, but he didn't explain anything. He just walked inside. He did not give me my money back. I felt scared after that. I told my friend. He didn't believe me. I told my therapist. He didn't believe me.
I do not care if you think I'm crazy. I'd rather have that than people being like "It's true?"
This is 100% true, so don't ask.
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Horker Attacks

On my travels through Skyrim I have run into many northern fisherman and hunters with intriguing tales of their encounters with horkers. The stories are varied, ranging from deadly attacks to a girl who claims she was saved from drowning.
I have taken it upon myself to compile some of these for those who journey along the frozen coast.
Our first tale is of a hunter named Gromm. He claims that one night while turning in after a long day of trapping, he saw a great shadow cast on the wall of his tent. Did he get the horker or did the horker get him?
Gromm was a great trapper working in the frozen tundra collecting fox pelts but as he was about to fall asleep one night, he heard some noises coming from outside of his tent.
His first instinct was to remain calm and see if the beast would pass, but after some threatening roars, Gromm slowly made for his axe. The creature detected his movement and began to thrash around using its great tusks to shred the hunter's tent and knocking the hunter off balance.
As he stumbled Gromm was able to use a frost spell scroll but the ice magic seemed to have diminished effect on the horker. That tidbit may be of use to someone out there.
After recovering from the stagger, Gromm was able to steady himself and with a few great cleaves killed the horker. Though his camp was in ruins, Gromm was lucky to walk away with only a slight goring to his left thigh.
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Horrible Troll Pastas Give Me Nightmares

I had some dreams last night
Dark, dark dreams
Dreams of fear and dreams of fright
Dreams not so scary, to you, it may seem.
I was walking to my car,
I pulled on the door handle
until a skeleton popped out and said rawr,
and he was holding a creepily lit candle.
I loaded Team Fortress 2,
and saw a picture of Navi,
and I had no clue,
it was loading Engie's Suicide.avi.
Taboo: The Sixth Sense and Modern Warfare 2
are so scary that they make me poo.
Blitz The League II and Grand Theft Auto
almost made me stub my toe.
And Then He Turned Around
One of the classics on here
I wish it would make sound
Because I could cover my ears.
The next day I woke up at the quarries
All this was real, too.
And if you don't believe in these stories
THEY'LL COME AND GET YOU.
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Horrible ghouls are at my door!

They demand treats, lest I be stricken with horrible tricks! Also, they're really small, but a larger one is lurking in the background, caring for its young, it would seem. Curious...
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