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Why You Don't Drink Smexy's Protien Shake

A parched Masky mistook Sexual Offenderman's protein drink for a glass of milk and drank it. The blend of nutrients and chemicals, being formulated for the otherworldly physiology of Operators, started having a strange effect on the Proxy's body.
He doubled over in pain as his insides started shifting, and his fingernails turned into claws. His muscles began to swell, and bony spikes started sprouting out of his shoulders, ripping his jacket to shreds. As he grew larger, his neck extended and became thicker. His jaw changed shape, becoming a muzzle. The strap of his mask snapped off, but the mask was still firmly on his face. As the transformation finished, his mind became utterly bestial and feral. He let out a huge roar and started thrashing everything in sight.
Smexy, now coming out of the showers, saw the transformed Proxy destroying the gym and realized what had happened. He contacted Slenderman via telepathy, who sent the rest of the Collective to subdue the berserk Masky. Even The Observer had trouble holding him down as the syringe of antidote was administered.
Masky yowled in pain as he started shrinking and the transformation reversed. When it was over, he came to with no memory of his rampage.
This would have been the end of things, but as the Proxies left Smexy's gym he noticed one of his energy bars was missing. Hoody had taken it, thinking it was a candy bar, and had stuffed it in his pouch, planning to eat it later...
All together, everyone: "HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!"
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Why You Shouldn't Subscribe to Dark Web Netflix

Bro, so I was chilling with my girl and we were going through Netflix. I'm all like breaking bad - seen it, Bright - seen it, the great British baking show - seen it. So I turn to my girl and I'm all like "yo, nothing's on." And she's like "I just subscribed to Netflix on the dark web."
So I pull up onion browser on my ps4 and type in the name of the site (DarkNetflixz) and bam like so many cool shows. So we start watching one called Honey the babysitter is dead in the basement and it's amazing. Production value like you never saw.
Then I realized something. I recognize that Barbra Walters mug on the shelf in the dark basement. Bro, THAT'S MY BASEMENT. So since I'm a tough guy and I gotta protect my girl I get up and open my basement door. I yell down the stairs "yo fool, come up here and face me like a man"
And then some dude stabbed me. Bro, I'm typing this story as I bleed out on the floor. Sorry for any typos, poop came out when I got stabbed and that mixed with the blood and that got on the keys and a little went in my mouth so it's a real mess over here bro.
So anyway, if your hot gf tells you to watch something on DarkNetflix, DON'T!!!!!!!!!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the chicken is a rooster. The rooster's owner said that if the chicken would stop laying, they were going to eat it. Out of the fear of being killed because of the inability to lay eggs, the rooster would go to the grocery store across the road every week to buy eggs. Neither the store manager nor the employees know why, but they don't question it as long as the rooster pays. It is still unknown how the rooster gets the money required to buy the eggs. That is why the chicken crossed the road.
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Why did you Leave Me?

I'm scared out of my mind right now. I need to share this so people can know and possibly help me.
A week or two ago, my friend Justin and I were going out to the forest to play hide and seek because we were bored. He was always a paranoid person. It took a lot to even get him there.
He kept saying, "The end was coming." but I didn't think much of it.
He said, "Don't leave me here, I won't survive here alone."
I told him to hide first. Now, you should know that even though he's a paranoid person, He's very mischievous and likes to pull tricks on people. After a long debate, I finally got him to hide. I looked for 30 minutes, but to no avail. I decided that he went home and tricked me. As I got near the edge of the forest. I saw a note on the ground, but stapled to a tree by a stake at the same time.
I picked it up and it was written in what appeared to be red writing. It said, "Why did you leave me?"
At the exact moment I looked up from the paper I heard a ear ringing scream. I nearly shit myself and ran as fast as I could home.
"The scream was in his voice." I thought to myself.
I was hoping it was some kind of sick joke he was pulling, and it was working. I attempted to play his copy of Mario Party 2 he had on his old N64. It started fine, but every option said RUN and the music was sped up violently fast. Had he hacked his game? Had he planned all of this? I wanted to go back to the forest and find him and SMACK him when I found him.
As I arrived at the forest, I kept looking around until I found a lot of dead bushes and small trees. He was sitting there in the middle of them.
"JUSTIN!" I yelled.
He was facing the opposite of me. I walked over to the front of him and I nearly had a heart attack. His eyes were gouged out and he was smiling.
"Are you glad you left me?" He whispered, Then he fell back and he died.
I fear that his ghost is watching me.
Please... help me.
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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
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Why my balls hurt

Okay. Let's just cut to the chase. For 2 weeks. I had some weird syndrome that happens when I go outside. My balls are either crushed, shot, punched, or kicked. Let me explain the rest of the story, so one night I was trying to sleep when something happened. I saw the crappy stereotypical ghost. The ghost dropped an anvil on my balls and I tried to go to the doctor and while I was trying to go to the doctor, I saw that same ghost with military gear holding a sniper rifle. He shot my balls again, and it hurt so. Now, I was brought to the hospital and I went back home and the ghost kicked my balls while I was in the bathroom. I finally decided to go to the doctor again after the ghost did the naruto run and punched my balls again. After I visited the doctor, I learned I had ball-destroying ghost syndrome and the only way I could be cured was to show it pictures of a fat whale, so I went back to my house, and it tried to throw a grenade at my balls, but I showed it the pictures. Then it screeched and vanished. Now I can finally be at peace and my balls are no longer in constant fear of being destroyed.
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Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
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Why slug more slug

1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.
2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking asshole.
3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.
4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.
5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.
7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.
over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.
10- All slug are intersex. Snail is too but not as cool when snail do it
11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.
12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck
13- slug didn't needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect
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Why snail more snail

1- Snail is so much heavy and strong. if snail does not kill you he can hit you with it. weight is a sign of reliability.
2- the slug got evict from shell because he is poor.
3- slug get crush easy, snail shell get crush, snail crawl away to find another. it is like having 1up.
4- shell is more stronger than no shell
5- snail evolve shell out of itself, internal slug shell is copy of superior snail technology.
6- your sexy older sister lift up her skirt when she see snail.
7- if you trow snail at wall, wall will catch snail and happy.
8- trow both on water and see wich can breth underwater which has surfase for air
over 9000- snail at mate will find a quiet leaf or hotel, slug is brazen hussy
10- snail hate biches only care for monie
11- snail is nail with curve added. slug is fake monie because he is poor.
12- snail only feast on finest foods, snail is coinesseur.
13- slug is 100000 years undeevolve, only survive because people feel bad for slug.
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Why the Ice cream Machines at McDonald's are broken

One day, a man was walking his dog, and then his dog started sniffing at something.
"What are you sniffing at, Barely?", he asked his dog, who's name was Barely. He then walked over to whetever the heck barely was sniffing at and picked it up. It was a small, clear, blue substance. He stretched it. It was not solid, but was rather a polymer, like clay. For some reason, he had the idea to eat it. It actually tasted like a rich, chocolate hazelnut flavor, and slightly like vanilla. This would taste good in Ice cream, the man thought. 
This man was also worked at a McDonald's in Whyhoming. He showed the substance to his coworkers and suggested to use it as a secret ingredient in their ice cream. They all approved of it, and then used it as the secret ingredient in their ice cream ever since.
That was, until the first person to try the new recipe ate it. He heard a voice.
It said, "How dare you eat me! Do you know how it feels to be consumed alive". 
This was no hallucination. Every else in the room heard it. Shock filled their faces. Then, the ice cream spread through the man's body, killing him. Then, it spread to the other people in the room. The most everyone else in the town! The ice cream even killed 75% of Wyoming's population and that is why Wyoming is the least populated state in the U.S.
So why is this? It turned out that the blue substance that was used actually can give food sentience. The ice cream became sentient and then went out for revenge on humanity for eating its kind. 
Ever since then, each ice cream at McDonald's was destroyed in order to prevent anything like this from ever happening again. 
It also turns out that the dog, Barely, that was sniffing at the substance had planned it all before.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It's a fairly common question, mostly because when people see 6 and 7 next to each other, it doesn't really make sense. 6 is large, muscled, and trained in multiple martial arts, while 7 is fairly average, physically, and short. However, 6's fear of 7 has its roots in childhood. See, 6 and 7 grew up together, and for a few years, they were best friends. But then 6 kissed 3, and they became childhood sweethearts. 7 secretly had feelings for 3, so 7 decided he needed to destroy 6 to win 3's affection. He started subtly, undermining 6 whenever possible with passive aggressive comments and compli-sults. But over time, things got much more insidious. 7 started messing with 6's performance in school, bringing down his grades and turning teachers against him. Even worse, 7 became great friends with 6's parents and slowly turned them against their own offspring. At night, 7 would sneak into 6's bedroom, and whisper depressing and hopeless things into his ears. Every time 3 was around, 7 would pants 6 and make fun of his genitalia, or try to body shame him in other ways. However, 3 was both smart and compassionate, and saw through 7's schemes, sticking with 6, trying to counter 7's psychological tear-down with compliments and friendship. Finally, 7 decided that he would never be able to win 3, so he drugged both 6 and 3, taking them to an abandoned cobbler's hut on the edge of town. There, he proceeded to torture and maim 3, forcing 6 to watch in horror, unable to do anything to save his sweetheart. 7 didn't kill 3, but instead, put her in a semi-vegetative state. 7 cleaned the scene of his prescence, then called the cops, having 6 blamed for 3's condition. 6 was sent to prison, believing 6 was guilty, 6's parents fell into a deep depression, eventually committing suicide over what they believed 6 had done. After serving 17 years of a 30 year sentence, and getting out on good behaviour, 6, now muscled and skilled as a fighter, thought he might get revenge on 7. But when he finally tracked down 7, he found out that 7 had installed a micro-bomb into 3's body, and should he be killed, the bomb would automatically go off and kill 3 as well. And though she was still in a mostly fugue state, 6 couldn't bring himself to hurt her any further, and decided to try and move on with his life. However, being an ex-con, it was difficult for him to get a job. 6 finally found employment at a diner, which 7 then bought, and proceeded to again undermine and toy with 6 at every turn. 6 tried to find employment elsewhere, but 7 contacted any potential employer and soured them against 6. 6 finally realized that no matter what he did, 7 was going to try and ruin his life, and he resigned himself to living as a broken, lonely man, never able to stand up to the depraved, amoral 7.
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Why you should never be on the devil's podcast

I am a super famous actor. Like super famous. I was invited to be on a podcast but wasn't given much more info beyond that. Because my movie was coming out I agreed. It was the devil's podcast!!!!
He was like, today we have a super famous actor on the show then he proceeded to talk over me and interrupt me for the duration of the whole show.
Then, I asked for a Voss water but the son of a bitch brought me Dasani and had the nerve to say that was the only water they had. I SAW A STORE DOWN THE STREET WITH FUCKING VOSS, THE LEAST THEY COULD HAVE DONE WAS SENT AN INTERN!!!
Then that filthy pig told me I should break up with the famous actress I was dating just because she was caught banging 69,420 guys. I was like but I'm over it because she said it was an accident and then that ass told me I was lying to myself. I even explained how she ate a tic tac after the orgy before she kissed me to clean up and he just laughed at me. This ass doesn't understand that it's 2020 and relationships are different then they used to be back in biblical times.
Then after all of the horrible abuse and mistreatment he had the audacity to tell me I wasn't even getting paid scale for my time. At that point I did what any man of my caliber would do in my position. I stormed off and cried. When I got home my wife could tell I was upset so she stopped pleasuring the guys she was with.
"What's wrong honey?" She asked concerned.
"Why is it so hard?" I sobbed.
"That's what she said, ZINGGGGG" said the guy boning her.
"Stop it Chauncy," she said.
"What babe, you did say that," he replied.
"Oh yea, I guess I did." She chuckeled to herself and we all laughed.
"I guess I'll never do a podcast with the devil again," I said as we all laughed again.
"Oh, babe, I meant to tell you," she said to me, "I drank your last Whiteclaw."
So I killed them all and porky pig busted out of her stomach.
"Th..the...that's all folks!!!!!!"
Then sitcom music played and everything faded to black. The End.
0/10 Wouldn't podcast again. But at least the bathrooms at his studio were clean.
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Why you should poop your pants (Copypasta)

Pooping your pants may seem like an embarrassing and uncomfortable situation, but there are actually several benefits to letting go and letting it all out in your pants. Here are just a few reasons why you should consider pooping your pants:
1. Pooping your pants can save you time. Instead of spending minutes or even hours sitting on the toilet, you can simply let go and continue with your day. This can be especially helpful when you're in a rush or have other pressing commitments.
2. Pooping your pants can improve your mental health. Holding in poop can cause a buildup of toxins in the body, which can lead to feelings of anxiety and stress. By pooping your pants, you can release these toxins and feel more relaxed and at ease.
3. Pooping your pants can be good for the environment. Flushing the toilet uses a significant amount of water, which can be wasteful and damaging to the environment. By pooping your pants, you can conserve water and reduce your environmental impact.
4. Pooping your pants can be a liberating experience. Society often tells us that we need to hold in our poop and only release it in designated places, but this can be constraining and unnatural. By pooping your pants, you can let go of these societal norms and embrace your body's natural instincts.
In conclusion, pooping your pants may not be the most conventional or socially acceptable behavior, but it has a multitude of benefits that are worth considering. From saving time and improving mental health to helping the environment and providing a sense of liberation, pooping your pants is a truly worthwhile experience.
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WiFi

Imagine that if you're writing a story, when you submit it, that you will earn all the money in the world? 
You're writing as fast as possible, over 69 chapters written, your greasy sausage fingers slamming down on the keys. You're anxiously sweating as you're pounding the keyboard as fast as possible.
In an hour, you have to submit it to your boss's email.
You're typing as fast as possible, with over 800 hours spent on this, you are dreaming of getting all the mansions in the world, getting all the bitches in the world, being known worldwide as "LE GLORIOUS MEME MASTER".
As you type, you're sweating furiously as you will remember all those 800 hours spent writing this story.
As you type the last word, you save it.
You log onto your email, and go to your bosses email. You attach the story and delete your story from your computer, knowing the story won't be required to save, with all the billions of books sold around the world.
Then, your computer turns off.
Your modem is broken, forgetting that leaving piss jars next to your computer isn't such a good idea, especially when you put up your arms to celebrate. Your modem is broken, and you deleted the story.
The next day, you're fired and you need to pay for a modem.
Oh well, at least you can write this story!
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Wich is it gonna be?

It was a dark and stormy night. When to girls (or boys depending on what you are) were walking. You are one of the girls (or boys if your a boy) ! You here something. You look behind you. You see slenderman. You Scream in terror! You run as fast as you can. You see your friend watching you. You say in fear, "Can you help me?!?!?!"
You run and run. While you are running, Slender man is getting bigger and bigger. You think you will never escape him. You see light! You run even faster! You make it in To the light. You see an evil forest. Slender man is coming closer. Which will You chose? Slender man or The evil forest. Make your desicion. Time is running out...
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Wigglers game

Do you think your childhood was great?Mine was I liked playing mario brothers alot and my favorite character was wiggler.I liked how he would run across the screen and you had to bop him on the back,anyway I looked up a library of games on some wiki when I spot a game titled 7734:wiggler I was confused but looked it up on ebay and there it was since being a fan of the yellow baddie i bought the game.6 days later I had the package in my hands I slowly unravel the paper and wrap and look at a half yellow half brown gameboy cartridge there was no sticker or label stating what the game was but someone had wrote on the front of the cartidge DONT PLAY I was confused about why it said that but I dug through my closet and found my old green gameboy color and inserted the cartridge but when I flipped the power switch on the handheld the only thing that appeared was the numbers in a deep blue 7743 then the word gameboy appeared like on anyother cartridge then the screen went black.My gameboy died.I then remembered my gamecube had a gameboy player connector,I placed the cartridge into the slot and turned my gamecube on and thats when I realized something was wrong…Instead of showing the gamecube logo when you start up the console A 64-bit face That looked like a dark crooked smiley face appeared with blood streaming eyes and sceamed “I SAID DONT PLAY THIS!”Then it showed the numbers 7734 and then the words …why… Then the title screen appeared.It said wiggler.Then I wish I turned off my game cube because then I saw something very disturbing…the torso of a male with the waist cut off on a wall.I started to gag but it got worse a sound like a young girl was repeating in the background like a broken record player repeatively saying “Turn it off…turn it off…please sir,t”urn it off…” Then it says “I WARNED YOU”I thought to my self why is this happening?I then see marios head with pointed and jagged teeth whispering “BYE BYE”he then screams then laughs over and over but it sounds more lower pitch and then pictures of burned forests chopped up brains and rotting roadkill appear over and over again then finally it stops but something like breathing sound gets higher and higher until a long beep is heard and a long sob is also heard then finally the game title appears again but it says 7734 read it upside down and so i do it says…HELL or hELL I then see the game words press start or else appear and so i do.BIG MISTAKE the game starts with Wiggler standing on two feet and the backround red as blood and skulls everywhere I easily beat the first level to find that instead of it saying you win congrats it says 333+333= you know then the picture of more dark images appear and finally it says thanks for playing.I take out the cartridge and through it away and I never saw it again
, 14 November 2012
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