Chi Chi LaRue

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Chi Chi LaRue (Japanese: 妖精王 Hepburn: Yōsei ō) is an American gay pornographic director, actor, and writer. He was born on November 8, 1959 in Hibbing, Minnesota, United States. He is of Italian descent.
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==Names== 
In Japanese, Chi Chi LaRue's name is transcribed as "Fairy King" (妖精王). The name possibly comes from one of Chi Chi's several public service announcements about safe sex where he was in a drag queen outfit, with a crown.
In Japanese, Chi Chi LaRue's name is transcribed as Chi Chi RaRū (official: チ・チ・ラルー).
His birth name is Larry David Paciotti.
==History== 
Chi Chi LaRue appeared in films directed by Josh Eliot.
Chi Chi LaRue was a part of a few singing tracks. One of which includes the song Jealous of My Boogie by RuPaul.
More notably, Chi Chi LaRue has directed, most popularly for All Worlds Video, hundreds of films, a few which has pornographic film actor Billy Herrington in the lead role. These include the popular Conquered, Billy Herrington's Body Shop, and The Final Link.
==Role in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling== 
Chi Chi LaRue is best known for being the director of popular Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling films that are utilized in MAD.
==Quotes== 
===Switchcraft===
* "Take it back!"
* "Well...it looks like you're already drinking it."
* "I'll be late for school!"
* "Well, Miss Swallow. I'm here to warn ya: paper cuts can be a bitch!"
* "Feel this, Miss Swallow!"
* "You know, I could snap your bones just by thinking about it."
* "You're just too hateful for words. How about I put an end to your jogging days for good!"
* "Hello Bitch! Remember me?!"
* "Fuck ME?! Fuck YOU!"
* "Hang on boys, it's about to get WINDY in here!"
* "You think you're so grand just because you work out like a fool?!"
* "You better start talking nicer!"
* "Rot in hell, bitch!"
* "Ahhh, you're my first. Thanks for being gentle. We'll have to tell mother we're an item now!"
* "You heartless bastard!"
* "I don't know what my mother sees in him! But one day, he'll get his."
* "I'm sorry, uhh, Miss Swallow. What was the question again?"
* "I'm sorry."
* "Ohhhh no, no, please, ahhhhh! I promise to pay more attention next time! Please don't do it!"
* "Me? No one's ever asked me to do that before. Oh, I love thi--oh my God, I love it!"
* "But...I'm not finished yet."
* "But you asked me!"
* "Ughhhh! No, I couldn't! I wouldn't!"
* "But, Miss Swallow, please! I can't do it! I can't!"
===Safe Sex Is HOT Sex!=== 
* "Ask yourself, is it worth it?!"
* "Safer sex doesn't mean boring sex! Safe sex can be hot!"
* "Safe sex is hot sex!"
* "I've said it a thousand times."
* "Okay, wait, wait, can everybody hear me? Can everybody hear me? Can everybody hear me? Can you hear me?! WRAP IT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
===Porn Academy=== 
* "And suck! And suck! And suck, and suck, and suck!"
* "And tongue that shaft! And tongue that shaft! And tongue, and tongue, and tongue!"
* "Deep throat! Deep throat!"
* "And lick those balls! And lick those balls! And lick, and lick, and lick!"
==Authentic Gachimuchi Information== 
* Chi Chi LaRue is confirmed to have worked with fellow pornographic film actor Billy Herrington. This is true because Chi Chi LaRue was the first person who saw marketing potential in Billy Herrington.http://vincentlambert.blogspot.com/2007/03/porn-star-interview-billy-herrington.html (NSFW)
* Chi Chi LaRue's sign is Scorpio.
* Chi Chi LaRue is pronounced "she she la rue".
* Taylor Hudson was a director name thought up for Chi Chi LaRue by Catalina Video because they thought Chi Chi LaRue wasn’t butch enough.
* Chi Chi LaRue's first pornographic film that he watched was Pretty Peaches.
==External links== 
* Chi Chi LaRue: The Gay Porn Blog Interview (Warning: contains NSFW content)
* Nico Nico Pedia article (Japanese)
==References== 
Category:Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling
Category:Wrestling Series
Category:Characters
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