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The Death of Pinkie Pie

Good morning, The Worm, your honor, the crowd will plainly show the prisoner, who now stands before you, was caught red-handed showing FEELINGS, showing FEELINGS of an almost human nature, - oh, wait. Sorry guys, wrong poem/song/whatever. Here goes nothing with my bizarre tale:
Once upon a time in Ponyville
There was a mare
This mare's name
She came from the rock farm
Her name was
Pinkamena Diane Pie
It was a joy to be with her...
While it lasted.
On one Winter night
Came an extremely rough snowstorm
We were all struck with famine
There was no more food left
There were severe cases of Hypothermia and Frostbite
The snowstorm destroyed our houses
Several ponies were croaking
The snowstorm leveled our Ponyville into a tundra - no, seriously!
But worst of all
She was dying
Our mare
Pinkie Pie
We all shed a tear
For our mare was dead
Her husband came at that very moment
His name being Cheese Sandwich
Sharing both their last French kiss
Both were now cold, lifeless corpses
I could feel the cold
Everypony around me was dying
I was now alone in this world
Everything's fading out
It's all over for Ponyville
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
The Death of Rodney

When I was about 8 years old I watched Squirrel Boy. When I grew up, I became an intern and was told to watch an episode of the Squirrel Boy reboot by another intern. Unlike most creepypastas I wasn't supposed to watch it, we were sneaking into the studio and stole the video. I put the tape in and it began.
I noticed that in the intro Rodney's name wasn't being called and every time Rodney was supposed to appear he seemed to be invisible.
The episode was called "The Death of Rodney" . I rolled my eyes a little at the title but decided to watch anyway.
When I saw it I noticed that Mr. J was holding a bottle in his hand while watching TV on the couch. This surprised us. Alcohol in a kids' show?!
Then he did something surprising, he fingered something in his pocket, only to pull out a gun.
"It's just you and me..." He whispered. What was he going on about?
He opened Rodney and Andy's bedroom door, Andy wasn't there but Rodney was asleep in his cardboard box.
"Rodney, Rondey, Rodney? Having a nice nap? Prepare to sleep forever..." He whispered again.
"What?" Rodney asked.
"It's time for you to see how much you tormented me, every time you took away my free time, every time you destroyed my clown statues." Mr. J then clicked the gun.
"What?! Wait no! We can work this out!" Rodney pleaded. Then the screen faded to black as I heard a bang and blood splattered on the screen. It was so realistic I almost threw up.
"What the hell was that?" My work partner asked.
"I guess they want a more adult show like Duckman?" I shrugged.
Long story short my partner and I were caught and were both fired. I couldn't get Rodney's blood nor Mr. J's creepy lines out of my head for the rest of my life.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
The Death of Yogi

Hi, my name is Theodore Watson. I was born in 2013, over a year after my mom's grandpa died, and I grew up watching old Hanna-Barbera cartoons. But then in 2020, a shocking newsflash came to me. C.H. Greenblatt was making a new Hanna-Barbera series called "Jellystone!" and I screamed in emotion. In 2021, when the series came on HBO Max and Cartoon Network, I was so excited that I would never fall off of my bed anymore.
One day, when I was checking to see if there was new Jellystone! episodes coming this year, I saw a lost episode that became lost media, and its name was "The Death of Yogi". I had to see the episode when I clicked play. The intro played like in normal episodes. I was so excited about this episode. But something happened. The titlecard was covered in blood red. Yogi and Boo-Boo are sitting in the bench when he tells him that he's going to the supermarket and that he'll be right back. Boo-Boo said that he'll be coming with him, and Yogi says that he'll stay here. Meanwhile over at the Jellystone Hospital, Cindy is checking on Wally Gator to see if he's OK. Cindy says "Wally, I think that might pers-" Static appeared for 5 minutes. Then when the static was over, Yogi finally comes back from the supermarket, and I'll never tell you guys what he bought. That's right, it's an AK-47. Yogi says to Boo-Boo that he bought an AK-47. Boo-Boo replies "No Yogi, don't...." Yogi says "Too late." and he kills Boo-Boo. Yogi laughs like a villain from a cartoon. Later, Yogi goes to the Mayor's Office, as Huckleberry Hound recollects all the things he had as Mayor. He is very proud of his achievement, when suddenly, BOOM! Yogi comes and he is about to kill Huckleberry. Mr. Jinx protects him as he says "Don't worry Mayor. Everything will be just fine. Let me get a medicine from Cindy so I can...." But Yogi, as he comes closer, kills them. Later, Yogi makes a prank to Cindy. Later when Cindy comes in, Yogi says, "Cindy, I have a little suprise for you." Cindy is suprised and she says "Oooooh, what is it?" Yogi says in a demonic voice, "Don't be shy, it's just that..." and he shows chainsaws. Cindy screams, and she was killed immediatly.
Later, when Yogi killed everyone, Yogi said to Satan, "Please Satan, please make me happier!" and he kills himself. When the credits was shown, a morse text came in and said "0101010101010101001001010111011101110111011101110111011101110111011101110110111" and at the end of the credits, a Japanese text came in and said "ジェリーストーンを呼吸することはできません。 世界は私のものです。 サタンが私たちの友達になれるようにお祈りください" So I had to translate it in English, it said "You can't breathe Jellystone. The world is mine. Please pray to Satan so he can be our friend" and then I saw 2 seconds of static, and then Yogi jumpscared me. I will never see this episode again.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:English Class Failure
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
The Deepest Fear

You've been dating your girlfriend for almost two years now. You often stay late over the summer and on weekends and arrive home long after the rest of your family go to sleep.
Every night, you drive the deserted rural roads back home from a pleasant evening at her house, but you become overwhelmed by fears that you will arrive home to find your family dead in their beds. Each night, you peek into your sister's room, just to see she's fine, and hear the reassuring rumble of your father's snore as you pass your parents door.
You chuckle at your silly worries and drift off to sleep. Finally, one morning, you decide to tell your mother about your late-night fears amidst some jovial conversation for a nice laugh. As you tell her, a concerned look comes over her face. She sweeps the hair away from her face as she says,
"Oh honey, you know we were all shot almost two years ago."
You scream as you see the gaping bullet hole in her forehead.
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Defiler

I gave the defiler a grilled cheese, with MAYO, killing it. I tell this to you, because the defiler is REAL. I was the one who killed him. I warn you, beware. The Defilers master has come to demolish the world. His name, is Julesianye, he is also known in another language, COCK MUNCH. He will eat you, and then give you a blowjob, and cum in your mouth. Bewareeeeeeeeeee
Category:NSFW
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Unfunny
Category:Old Shit
The Deleted Scene

So I was looking foward to recover some scenes for Kingsman: The Golden Circle.
But then I noticed some guys on the internet talking about the deleted version of the final fight scene. So I decided to download the clip and watch it. It starts off normally, but I noticed something different. As the fight continued. Everyone began to have their eyes become more bloodshot, everytime someone took a hit they'd be bleeding. Even in the background, I saw blood everywhere from both the soldiers and Angel's dead body. If it doesn't sound that bad to you, when whiskey gets minced, BLOOD STARTED SPILLING OUT FROM THE MINCER AND IT GOT EVERYWHERE! Some of the meat managed to spill out of the input hole!
The last thing I noticed is Eggsy's quote. The final words after Whiskey's death are...
"Brutal death for a hero turned asshole, don't you think?"
I couldn't watch anymore of it. I started having hallucinations. Everybody I saw both in real life and on screen has bloodshot eyes. So I decided to look in the mirror and shoot myself in the head.
In the coma, the hallucinations stopped. I was fucking glad.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
The Demolished Magic Kingdom

I was watching Disney Channel at midnight and a promo came on. It said that a new episode of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is going to air. I was like: How they could air a children's show at midnight? After a few commercials, it finally came on. The intro started normal. But just when it got to the introduction of Donald, blood was coming from his eyes. Then, it just skipped to the title card which said The Demolished Clubhouse. I said: Did the clubhouse got destroyed? Then it cut to Mickey sobbing. His sobbing was very realistic. It sounds like the voice actor was actually doing it. Then, Minnie came to the place where Mickey was sobbing. Minnie said: Mickey, what's wrong? Mickey then said: GET OFF MY EYES in a demonic voice. Minnie then said: Why? Mickey: JUST DO IT YOU IDIOT. I said: Why would they use the word idiot? I continued to watch. Minnie came off the screen, while Mickey was seen commiting suicide. Blood was everywhere. It then cut to Mickey's funeral. Everyone was there. Then, it cut to the clubhouse. It was on flames! The credits were normal, but Mickey wasn't there. When it got to the WDTA logo, the blue castle was on fire. The Playhouse Disney Original logo was normal. It then cut to the Disney copyright notice. I said: They used the Disney copyright notice? WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH??!!
And then a skeleton popped out.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Suicide
Category:Wall of Text
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Shortpasta
The Demon Candle

My family is very superstitious, so our mother gets us to light a 'demon candle' every night to repel demons and ghosts and all sort of paranormal things. So one night my sister and I light the demon candle and go to sleep (we shared our room). I wake up because the candle was put out.
The twist is I realize that I am the candle and can't move and I can see my sister standing over me singing that song "Your candle burned out long before... your legend ever did."
I AM A CANDLE AT MY OWN FUNERAL.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Demon Werewolf Broadcast

It was the 6 of September, 2007. I was baby-sitting my 7 year old cosuisn called ben and an intern at the local channel 69, he was concentrated on playing Majoras masks. I switched on the tv to watch the news and after 3 minutes it start a glitching. then it cut to a video of hyperealistic, bloody werewolf me and ben screms and we ran outside to the corridoor, the werewolf said "I am going to eat u ugly noobs" we both screamed, this was the scariest thing we have ever seen in lives, ben dropped his majoras masks nintendo and ran outside and jumped into the pond and drowned. i screamed when he died and the werewolf heared the scream and jumped out of the tv!! he chased me while shouting "come here u ugly bastard i will gobble u up" I ran 3 miles before he captured me and he took me the tv, he was tourturing me with hyper realistic tools and it was bloody, my organs cut opend and my eyes were made into jelly. but then the FBI came and in a systematic assualt upon the holding cell, nutralised the werewolf with wolsbane. But then jeff the killer and sledermen and russian sleep experiment man came and kill all the fbi and free the werewolf he was shouting out load and they send me to the docter who fixed me up. The televison sweept it under the rug and destroyed all copis of the broadcast exepct for one that got lost. but 3 days later i got stabbed in the liver and bleed to death by squidward. and YOUR NEXT unless u send this to 420 people NOW.
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Im died
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Shortpasta
The Demon Within

It was past midnight now, and I still had a while until I met my destination. The girl I picked up an hour ago was asleep in the seat beside me. She was a hitchhiker. I couldn't leave a teenager alone at night in the pouring rain, I had to pick her up. She seemed pretty happy that someone was finally giving her a ride.
I didn't know her real name, only that her friends call her "Jo." She looked so calm, so peaceful. Her brown hair obscured half her gorgeous face, her lips flexed in a barely noticeable smile. She must be having a nice dream.
I tried to remember the last dream I had, but had no luck. Then, I felt it; a feeling I hadn't felt in a long time. A terrible, ugly feeling. I looked down at the girl as I drove, hoping her smiling face might help me overcome and not give in to the demon within... but I could feel it clawing to get out.
I didn't want to. I couldn't. I needed to get the girl out of the car, but that would take too long. It would happen before then.
I continued to struggle, fighting an inner battle. Then... No. I couldn't contain it. It happened: I let out the most monstrous fart I'd ever released. It was legendary. It was the kind of thing kids would tell stories about to scare younger kids.
I reluctantly looked to see if the beast that escaped my body had woken the girl. It hadn't, but the smile had faded and she looked to be having a nightmare now.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
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Category:YT Readings
Category:Shortpasta
The Demon of Minecraft

This is my story of what happened to me on minecraft in late February of 2011. The story can only have the title of one word because that is the only applicable name that can describe what I saw last winter.
I was on my server with 3 friends just dicking around. We had flying mods so we decided to see how far up we could fly. Out of complete bordom, we didn't stop. We kept flying till my friend hit 65,000 meters. He reluctantly stopped to wait for our other friend who had a late start to getting up top with us. I, however, proceeded to advance ahead of the group.
I had kept going on and on with number just passing by, 70,000, 80,000, 90,000. I want to get up to the top of 100,000 and see if they would be willing to actually fly up that high. Once on top of 100,000. I waited for quite sometime. I lost contact with my friends for 20 minutes unknowing of what happened to them. I thought to myself, "I bet there is something cool up here ahead of 100,000 meters". Being oblivious of the upcoming events, I continued.
Ten meters into my journey. The sky went completely black, the sun disappeared. My past surroundings went black. I was in this room full with no "blockiness" in it. I didn't know what to think. I took one step and noticed there was something in there with me. Not a person nor an object. Not a blob of some sorts. But it was something that made its presence known. And I was consumed with this overwhelming feeling that it was staring directly at me. My mind went dead for what seemed to be a long time. My computer blacked out. And all the lights in my apartment went dead.
The image of the thing I saw is burned into my eyelids. There is no word in the English language that can sum up what I saw besides the title "It". For the night, I unconsciously ran out of my apartment into the street looking for someone to tell about what had just happened. I spent the night at my friend's house. Unable to sleep, we catergorized what it could possibly be. But these things we thought of were too plain to fit that description. I went through 2 months of talking with a psychologist.
Since now, I no longer play online games such as World of Warcraft or Minecraft. I live life looking for simple things to take my mind off of it. If you treasure your sanity, don't go looking in places you normally wouldn't. Somethings in this life aren't made to be found. Good luck out there friend, because you'll need it.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:Beings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
The Demonic Toddler

Police reported Daniel dead at 11 o'clock west Virginia 2014. Daniel was a middle age boy growing up in a secluded are with his Gran and his infant brother Kyle. His Gran went out late to speak to the nearby by neighbour and left Daniel alone to baby sit Kyle in the kitchen. Then the creepiness surrounded the area Daniel turned round to Kyle to find him with a sinister look on his face there was no emotion like normal Kyle did not cry, laugh or cough he just starred. Daniel got bored and went through to his room to grab his phone so he could watch YouTube while his brother sat in his high chair but when Daniel went through to the kitchen again he saw something much more creepier than someone ordinary would expect. He found Kyle on the floor in the corner of the room staring at the wall with a pool of blood surrounding him making Daniel insecure. Kyle twisted his head round not moving his body with very creepy black outlined eyes and nothing but beady small,white pupils. Kyle then span his head around, dipped his finger in the blood and began to spell "666" on the wall making Daniel freak out. Daniel ran to his room to find a note on his wall saying "Don't try and escape you will regret it". Daniel turned around to find Kyle crawling towards the door as Daniel slammed the door shut. Daniel thought in his room he could be safe but to his mistake you can't hide from the devil. Kyle appeared at the window with a peculiar smirk on his face as he began taping a picture to the outside of the window. Daniel began to walk towards the window and saw the picture was of him but with a rope round his neck and him with tears down both eyes. Daniel opened his door and ran towards his main hallway to find a human attached to rope hanging from the ceiling with again a note saying "666" Daniel took out his phone to take a picture suddenly seeing nothing but blackness. On March the 15th 2014 Daniel was reported dead and no evidence was found but a picture of a demonic baby on Daniel's phone.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
The Deserted Castle

For the summer holiday, my friend's family went to Ireland. They rented a castle not far from Dublin. It was at least 400 years old, and in complete disrepair. There was only one bedroom, so my friend had to sleep in the bedroom. It was pitch dark during the night, and my friend couldn't sleep. Suddenly, he heard a knock on the door. He froze. It wasn't his parents, because they never knock. Who could it be? There were five more knocks. My friend slowly got out of his bed, and crept over to to the door. He slowly opened it, only to see -
Dara Ó Briain.
My friend let out a blood-curdling scream, fell over, and passed out. Much later, he heard the beeps of a hospital beeping thing. He heard his dad say 'wake up son.' My friend woke up, looked at his dad, only to see -
That his dad was Dara Ó Briain.
My friend let out another blood-curdling scream and fainted. Much later, he was awoken by a doctor. He held a mirror out for my friend to see himself. Only he wasn't himself -
He was Dara Ó Briain.
MWAHAHHA This story was brought to you by Dara O Briain
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Devil's Blade

It was evening in Kyoto, Japan. This warm, summer night was strangely perfect. Too perfect... The temple's braziers were lit with flames of scarlet and gold. Yes, this night was truly serene, except for one thing: the evil presence here which seemed almost satanic in a way. The monks here would later find that this feeling was more than just a feeling. 
I was taking a late-night stroll through the town, and noticed a shiny object out of the corner of my eye. I turned to face it, and it was a katana, a japanese sword used by samurai warriors in an age long forgotten. This one was about 3 feet in length and it's sheath was missing. The hilt was ornately decorated. "Who would leave this beautiful work of art in the middle of a city without its sheath?", I thought as I picked up the sword. 
"I don't know." 
I turned around to face the voice, katana in hand, but nobody was there. "I'm in your hand, idiot."
I glanced at the blade. The katana seemed to be talking, almost as if it was sentient. "Treat me well, human, and I will reward you. Mistreat me and neglect me, and I will destroy you. Now, go find me a sheath." 
I must be going insane, I thought. I decided to ignore the blade's request. I took the blade home with me, and later that night, the blade spoke once more.
"Where is my sheath?! I told you to get me one."
"You aren't real. You don't exist. You are just a sword, nothing more."
"You are wrong. I am Satan, king of the demons, and ruler of hell. Now, go get me a sheath immediately, or face my wrath!"
Holy crap, I thought as I glanced in the direction of the blade. This sword is talking to me. Blue flames enveloped the sword and it said: "Of course I am. Why else could you hear my voice?" 
"I thought I was just going insane," I responded.
"Well, you thought wrong."
"Why do you need a sheath? Why don't you just possess something else?
"Yeah, I lied. I'm not Satan, or at least not fully him. I am just his sword, and I need a sheath, otherwise..."
"Otherwise what?
"Nevermind, i-it's just something I need."
"Can it wait till morning?"
"No, it can't."
"I'm not taking you to get a sheath."
The blade, seeming to defy gravity, levitated up. "You should have listened to me. You fool. Now my power has grown to enormous levels, and cannot be contained. Prepare to die!"
The room got cold. Really cold. Frost quickly grew on everything, until it bursted into blue flames. The sword was now completely covered in these blue flames. "Your fate is SEALED!"
It took 3 days for the house to stop burning. There were no corpses found. The sword is still at large, hunting for its sheath, and burning anything in its path.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:English Class Failure