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Nihonium

Nihonium (pronounced nih-HOE-nee-uhm), also known as the Average American Anime Enjoyer's Atom, or 日本イヤム, is the 113rd atomic element in the Periodic Table of Elements.Depends if you use either the General Periodic Table of Elements, or the Japanese Periodic Table. (日本の周期表) The JPT has Nihonium on Element #1. It is the ninth element in the Basic section of the Periodic Table. It has the atomic symbol of Nh and is the first periodic element used discovered in East Asia, which was named after Nihon, the Japanish name for Japan.According to Westerners It is a very radioactive and unstable element, with only one stable isotope found, being Nihonium-非常に大きな数字. Overall, Nihonium is just a very rare and unknown element that nobody cares about. Except if you're Japanish. Due to the location of Nihonium on the periodic table, it has a lot of question marks.
== History ==
Nihonium was discovered in 1904 by General Kuroki Tamemoto on the eve of the Japanese-Russian War of 1905. It was designed as a massive Japanish morale boost for the Japanish army. Kuroki created Nihonium by throwing Zinc at the speed of light at Bismuth,You don't have to throw it EXACTLY at the speed of light, anything between 0.9 c and above works. causing an atomic collision and the creation of Nihonium. There are only a few people that can cause the atomic collision of Zinc and Bismuth, that being Kuroki, PewDiePie, and Darth Vader.
=== Modern uses ===
Nihonium was used in the Japanish Army during the Second World War in the Second Sino-Japanish War, causing several victories like in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangxi, and Hong Kong. It was a major Japanish pride boost, causing an even more effective Pearl Harbour, and the invasion of the Philippines. It would take America's brightest minds to figure out a way to seperate the Zinc and Bismuth from Nihonium, causing the breakdown of Nihonium. 
Nihonium is also been used to create most Anime, like My Hero Academia, and also to create several Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
== Psychological properties ==
Nihonium used in an unconditional an unorthodox way can cause several side-effects, and at worst, mutations, for example:
* It can cause real-life objects that touch Nihonium to turn into anime.
* Several cities in Japan can turn into Anime for several seconds.
* Anime
* Several other unknown side-effects
=== Physical Properties ===
Nihonium has the most isotopes of any element, having approximately 1.7 quadrillion isotopes,According to ME!! with only one isotope found to last longer than 10 seconds. It melts when put next to the sun, and boils when put in the sun too. Its electronegativity (whatever that means) is インフィニット. It has two other isotopes, being Nihonium-An (which is used in Anime), and Nihonium-Ml (which is used militarily).
==See also==
*Anime
*Nihon
== Notes ==
Category:Science and technology in Japan
Nikki lesson

The term nikki lesson refers to the self-realization of the limitations of one's own abilities, usually by way of some particularly dismal failure.
==Phases==
Nikki lessons are usually learned (the hard way) by n00bs who are:
* Legtimately unaware of the magnitude or complexity of the groups or systems they are attempting to interact with, or,
* Delusional about the extent of their knowledge and abilities, or,
* Aware of their shortcomings, but in denial.
Regardless, the stages of progression remain the same for all afflicted individuals, though the time in progressing through them may vary.
===Confusion Phase===
In this stage, a n00b will experience conflict within a group or system. This may stem from feelings of personal rejection or persecution (real or imagined) or from a general sense of error or injustice within that system. In response, the n00b may either lash out in defense, attacking the people or things that she or she feels wronged her or her, or, take a passive approach and withdraw completely.
===Rebellion Stage===
In this stage, n00bs will create their own opposing group or system, which seeks to duplicate those facets of the original system which were workable, while replacing improper elements with others more suited to the n00bs world view. 
While this can be good in theory, cracks in the integrity structure of the new construction may form if elements from the original system are used without credit, while the n00b and other members of the new system or group actively vilify the old one.
===Denial Stage===
In this stage, n00bs experience friction in their new endeavour, as they begin to achieve understanding of the fallibility of themselves and their new creation, while continuing to feel anger and the need to blame the original system or group that prompted their defection. This is usually countered by the phrase "#BlameNikki"
===Realization Phase===
In this final stage, which may take years for some to reach, or may never be reached by others, n00bs come to acknowledge and/or accept their own n00bishness, if only internally. At this point they may choose to:
* Be penitent by seeking forgiveness for their n00bish transgressions, or,
* Disappear into the depths of cyberspace.
==Example==
Let's assume, for example, that an individual has an unpleasant experience or opinion about a website, like MySpace, Bluelight, or Wikipedia. They then decide to start their own website, in protest. So far, so good.
Unfortunately, the n00b in this example lacks originality in the selection of a name, has little in the way of graphical wizardry, and has no organizational skills and writing ability to speak of. The resulting site is of poor quality. Worse, the n00b compounds their failure by badmouthing the original site and its founders in a completely humourless way.
Will they ever see the light of day? Might they pause for reflection and ask WWJD? Will we ever know the answer?
Only the shadow knows.
==See Also==
*N00bs
*Wankers
*People Who Need an Asskicking
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Nikolai Belinksi

Nikolai Belinski is a drunk ass piece of shit that goes on crazy adventures with a weird Nazi doctor.
== Childhood ==
Nikolai was born in a gulag in Leningrad, USSR in the year DRUNK. From an early age, Nikolai was constantly working at a factory in Leningrad producing boots, because all anybody ever makes under communism is boots. At age 5 was when he got his first taste of Vodka and just like any other Russian he had to satisfy this addiction every day (See article on Russians for more info.). He learned the best way to get Vodka is to pillage villages in other slavic countries for it. To make it easier he made his own ship he called the H.M.S. Shitface in which was used by him for 5 years until the Soviet Government saw how badass it would be to have a ship made out of a giant Vodka bottle in their Navy so they unfortunately shipjacked him when he wasn't looking, and that was the last he ever saw of it. :(
== MORE WIVES THAN U!!!!!!!!111!1!!!!! ==
THATS RIGHT MUTHERFECKUR! NIKI HAZ MORE WIVES THAN U!!!! HE HAS 1000 FUCKING WIVES. Apparently Russians pretty much achieve their goals by raping people (Example: Battle of Berlin). He decided to rise up throughout the ranks of the Soviet Government to get more free stuff like the dumb, lazy communist he is by raping the wives of Government officials. Of course in Russian culture it is proven time and time again that the best way for a man to show dominance over another man is to either A: Steal his bitch or B: Rape his bitch. That's what Nikolai did. He raped the their bitches and forced them to marry him so he could climb the political ladder. Eventually Stalin tried to put a stop to this due to the fact it got of hand, but unfortunately Nikolai had turned his women into a army of women with weapons he stole from a Soviet armory and he was to powerful so the wife raping continued. I bet Nikolai is such a ladies man that he could steal your bitch! I bet your waifu would rather go out with a chad, big, burly slavic man than your fat western ass that eats nothing but fucking McDonald's every fucking day and has the diabeetus! JUST LOOK AT THAT DRUNKEN FACE!!! OH AND THOSE DRUNKEN EYES!!! SSSSSOOOOOO SEXYYYYY!!!! I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH HIM ALREADY!!!
== Service in the Red Army ==
Nikolai joined the Red Army to "FIGHT FOR DA MUTHERLAND". He immediately was promoted to the rank of Sergeant by his Commanding Officer due the fact that Nikolai asserted his male dominance by threatening to rape his wife if he didn't. Nikolai then fought many great battles until he was finally captured by German forces at the Battle of Stalingrad, and given to Dr. Edward Richtofen to be used as his sex slave. Now he travels across the multiverse with Richtofen, a crazy American, and a weeaboo.
Category:Russians
Nile

:This article discusses the Nile as a whole. For further information about certain parts of it, click there.
thumb|A picture of the lower half of Niles (taken from 20 metres back)
The Nile (pronounced the same as Denial) is one of the longest puddles in the world. It was first named after an Englishman named Niles who was really long and skinny and quite often wet. A couple of his friends were known to have explored Egypt and upon the discovery of the Nile (which really wasn't that hard to discover considering how long it is) they noticed the faint resemblance to their friend, Niles. Thus they changed the river name from the native name (really, really, really, really, really long river, or in the native Egyptian, Shaq) to Nile as a practical joke. The name still remains in place today.
==The beautification project==
In the late 1980s the Egyptian Government decided to Westernize their country to attract tourists. They began this process by introducing many foreign species into the Nile to make it more interesting.
*Angel Fish
*Devil Fish
*Kittens
*Mexicans
*Trout
*Tuna
*Dio Brando
*More Tuna
*Opposition-party politicians
It was a disaster. The furrier of these species all either drowned or emigrated to find better jobs. Two of the species turned out to be natural enemies, and the Angel and Devil fish didn't get along either. However, many other animals still flourish today at both ends of the Nile, where you can expect to catch large netfuls of trout and tuna. Of course when the kittens and the opposition party politicians crossbred there were some alarming results, e.g. a new breed of Llama distantly related to those in the Amazon.
==The three parts of the Nile==
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*The Blue Nile
*De Nile
==The band==
Apparently, these group of metalheads loved the river so much, they decided to make a death metal band about it, writing short songs with very long titles such as "Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who is in the Water" and "Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes".
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Nina Williams

Nina Williams is a TailGater and is sister to Anna Williams who was before the amnesisa attack a average happy go lucky TailGater (in other words shagged everything that moves) and a regular fighter (and Assassin) in the king of Bronze Foot Tournament. She is more reserved than her sister but ironically has more action than Anna herself.
==Plot==
===Tekken 1 The First Whiff===
Nina had an Argument With Anna over Various Things (don't Ask Me) which Nina was quite bitter about so in revenge she nicked Anna's Medication for Athletes Tail (Medication otherwise Known As the Rampant Chafinge which you can buy now in Annite Winters for sexual favours)
===Tekken 2 Substance Abuse===
A Handsome Man Called Lee Antichoke has Entered the Tournament and Nina wants a look in. After defeating Anna in the tournament she went to seek her prize. After Seeing Lee Antichoke Nina was shocked to Discover he was not keen on Blonde (though on the quiet she knew exactly The reason) and he walked off leaving nina feeling rejected. However she felt Better when she Detonated The Bomb She put in this Shoes to sent him Flying Back to where he Came from ([[USA|United States of America's Nuclear Wasteland).
===Tekken 3 Intoxication===
After Being spent 20 Years in cyrogenetic sleep Nina had the misfortune of losing entire memory in the process (This could be a advantage to many People) After Realizing What on earth is That Black and White Furry Abonimation on arse was doing there she Cut it off and so she can fit in her trousers better. after That Day she Become obsessed with cutting off vestigal limbs of anyform (even cutting off men's "one eyed trouser snakes Painfull!) She heard of another girl With the same extra Limb she Had got she wanting that cut for her sadistic pleasure. She found out she was in the king of bronze foot tournment.
Ending after realizing she was her Sister she was about to cut it off when the loss of blood from tail end caused her to faint. Anna escaped unharmed.
===Tekken 4 Tekkening the Piss===
After waking up from Her coma she was in the same cyrogenycic chamber she was last time and her Tail has Grown Back she was going To cut it off But it was her "time of the month" so it was not detriment. She decided to cure this ailment once and for all by getting money to find a cure.
Ending: She found the cure but the side effects caused her boobs to get bigger so the video was cut short to save being seen by sensitive Christian Pressure Groups (alas no pictures im afraid).
===Tekken 5 The Anal Package===
After cutting off (again) her Tail this time with bandages to stop the bleeding she went to find Anna to cut hers off as well. After Taking it off Anna faints and passes out. But due to the increased size of Annas Tail the Copius water it gave off. The smell knocked out Nina and then woke up realizing Anna has fled once again
==See also==
* Athletes Tail
* Anna Hemingway
* TailGater
* Death by Tail
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Nine Inch Nails

The Nine Inch Nail Kids, Nine Inch Nails or NIN is a series of musical albums and singles created by American comedians Trent Reznor and Marilyn Manson, in their own label Nothing Records. The series is based on the Garbage Pail Kids series, which was a hit during the 1990s. Each album released in the series consists of 5 to 23 songs, which are all sung by Trent Reznor. Each song features Reznor as a fictionalized version of himself, which is called Trent Renzor, and has Reznor's voice. It is widely considered to be one of the greatest and most influential series of all time. E named the series "one of the most refreshing voices since The Sopranos", and quotes from numerous albums have become catchphrases in popular culture.
==Premise==
===Characters===
thumb|150px|An early incarnation of Trent Reznor as a Garbage Pail Kid.
*Trent Renzor (Trent Reznor) - A stand-up musician, minor-celebrity Batman fan who is considered the "voice of reason" among the often chaotic voices produced by NIN.
*Manson (Meatloaf) - Trent's nemesis and neighbour who constantly knocks on Trent's door asking for halos.
===Plotlines===
Each NIN album has a unique plotline, in which Manson arrives to Trent's doorstep, knocks on the door, and as Trent opens up, Manson is asking him to borrow a specific amount of halos. For example, in the fourteenth NIN release, The Puffy Short, Manson was asking for 14 halos. Most of the times, Trent confuses Manson's request with "hello", because of Manson's Puerto Rican accent, so he just replies with his own "hello".
===Themes===
Most of the series is about nothing. In the popular single The Soup Nazi, Trent meets a Nazi made of soup, but eventually he is revealed to be just Manson asking for some halos. In the single The Hand That Feeds, Trent is singing about the nothingness of Facebook feeds.
===Catchphrases===
*"Terrible Lie" - used mostly in the NIN song of the same name.
*"A-with A-teeth-A" - used to deny soup from people. This is mostly used by Chinese soup makers who do not want you to eat their soup, so they indicate the fact that you own teeth so you should go eat something non-liquid. It is also used against comedians with "no teeth". During comedic sessions, the audience might start shouting at the comedian "A-WITH A-TEETH-A" which should make them "toughen up" their comedy. For example:
 
A-WITH A-TEETH-A
==In conclusion==
*Get over It, Trent. NIN is a band.
*NIN is metal. Get over it, non-Trents.
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Nine Inch Nails: Christmas Remixes

Happy_Birthday_Jesus: The Nine Inch Nails Christmas Remixes EP (HALO 23), is a 2006 posthumous bootleg remix extended play (EP) by the American heavy metal band Nine Inch Nails. Recorded at Nothing Studios in November 1996 by Trent Reznor, whilst he was working as what he claimed himself to be a "jizz mopper for the strip-club next door." It was released as a CD on December 1, 2006 by Interscope Records (whom NIN signed to in 1995 for a nine-album contract, but none of their albums were released in that label after disbanding in 1997).
Only 20 copies of the prototype version of the EP are known to exist. They are currently selling on eBay in the upwards of $70,000 USD. The sound is brighter (and in some cases happier) than that of the final versions of the songs on the original albums. Several songs feature bongo drumming and banjo work throughout as well as a heavier use of samples from films such as Scrooge and It's a Terrible Life. "I Want to Fuck you like a Reindeer" is a sung Homoly of retro techno significance with a joyful spiritual chorus by the south-side Chicago women's gospel choir, You Don't Know Me.
The "Hurt" remix is actually the original version of the song "Hurt" from the Downward Spiral but was replaced due to the album being delayed for release until after Christmas. A version of it is available on The Downward Spiral Deluxe Edition as track number #1,225 on disk 2. The entire album utilizes segues leading each track into the next. Includes a special 34 second long bonus track at the end of Trent masturbating to Goth Lucy on Charlie Brown's Christmas.
Critical reception of the album was strongly negative, with the majority of them panning it for its reliance on Christmas themes. The EP debuted at number two on the Billboard 200, behind James Blunt's Back to Bedlamb debut studio album.Billboard 200 2006 
==Track listing==
#Terrible Lie (Santa Version) – 2:21
#Head Like a Kaiser Roll - 5:31 
#Mr. Elf Construct - 5:16 
#I Want to Fuck you like a Reindeer – 20:15
#Hanukkah is not Enough - 4:48 
#Hurt (Santa Epiphany Version) – 4:39 
#All The Presents In The World – 2:57 
#Big Man With A Christmas Tree – 5:48
==References==
Category:Nine Inch Nails
Category:Albums
Nineteen Eighty-Four/appendix

===Disclaimer from Uncyclopedia's legal team===
Some of the plot's elements, as well as the ending, have been dramatically altered in order to protect Uncyclopedia from a class action suit. You may now return to your reading knowing that you will not make any money by suing this site. Hang that phone up right now, your lawyer would only lose his time and steal your hard-earned dough. Also, we're such nice people, we wouldn't give away the ending of a great book like this!
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Ninja insurance

Ninja insurance is a form of insurance that has existed since the establishment of the National Ninja Association (approximately 7,999,999,999,999 B.C). Ninja insurance is insurance against injury for ninja. It is obvious that it is impossible for ninja to become injured during battle; due to all those who ninja battle being complete n00bs - and for this purpose ninja insurance does not cover injuries sustained during battle.
Instead, ninja insurance covers injury sustained during training, by oneself or with other ninja, and injury sustained during competitions, between one ninja and another ninja / a group of ninja against another group of ninja - as the only conceivable weapon powerful enough to harm a ninja is another ninja (excluding that one incident that happened in the former state of Vigoor involving five ninja deaths and the injury of one smoking hot ninja babe - this is considered a mystery and has not been solved even to this day).
Ninja insurance costs approximately ¥2340 per year, which is about US $25.00.
== Why is ninja insurance so cheap? ==
The reason that ninja insurance is the cheapest insurance ever to exist is that the probability of a ninja actually getting injured is extremely low, as ninja, even when fighting each other, have absolute and perfect control over their awesomeness and so can choose to kill, maim or completely not harm their opponent/prey. An example of this was when one of the most skilled ninja of all time, Kouga Gennosuke, propelled his fist through his opponents head and back without harming his opponent at all, and then later killed the opponent by blinking at him.
Because of this supreme ability of awesomeness control, companies that provide insurance to ninja rarely ever have to pay compensation, and so can afford to offer the insurance cheaply. That and if the insurance cost too much, then the ninja population would revolt against the majority population, and with their superior awesomeness, bring about a new world order of chaos and chocolate chip muffin production.
== Breakdown ==
Cost: ¥2340 / US$25.00
Covers:
*Injury from training
*Injury from competition
*Injury from C++ programming
*Compensation for any lost profit due to any covered types of injury
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Category:Scams
Nipple ring

Disambiguation: this article is about nipple piercing. For the phenomenon of nipples that are covered by rings or rectangles while on camara, see Nipple Censorship. 
==The History of the nipple ring==
The origin of the nipple piercing was as a vice to stifle the powers of people with inverted nipples. It is a well known fact that people with inverted nipples, much like the left handed or musicians can do anything (especially stealing your wife) as a result of magic powers. The previous statement was entirely true until the invention of the nipple ring. it is believed to be this and this alone that has lead to Russell Crowes personality and refusal to use deoderent.
Slowly but surely a secret brotherhood of "inverts" is being formed to assure the destruction of every nipple ring on earth so that the climb back to power can be successfully achieved. This resistance is lead by famous google founder Steve Ballmer who is insistent that he should "fucking kill Nipple rings."
==How to obtain a nipple ring and what to look for==
The obtainment of a nipple ring is possible in three ways:
*. In selected packs of Corn Flakes. Ask your mum for corn flakes today!
*. Off selected parts of the Libyian black market
*. For those of you who haven't worked this out yet, everything that has ever existed from African slaves to Cocaine is available on ebay.
When purchasing a nipple ring one should look through the possibilities. there are several types of nipple ring, most of which were invented by Striperella.
*. Decoder nipple ring. a more expensive alternative to a decoder ring, but damn ... it's sexy
*. Nipple ring camera. a more expensive alternative to a camera, but damn ...
*. Samuel L.Jackson nipple ring, automatically warns of infection by shouting out "You're f**king infected b**tch mother-f**ker" until destroyed.
==Breastfeeding with a nipple ring==
A common problem taken up with doctors is the ability to breastfeed with a nipple ring, it should be known that anyone who ever planned on breastfeeding yet had BOTH their nipples pierced is just a wee bit retarded.
==See also==
*Jewelry
*Jewry
*Back hair
Category:Jewelry