Postal 4: No Regerts

Postal 4: No Regerts (sic) is a 2019 satirical first-person shooter developed and published by Running With Scissors. It is a direct sequel to Postal 2, ignoring the events of the critically and fan-panned Postal III.
Following the destruction of his hometown, the Postal Dude and his dog find themselves stranded in the town of Edensin, Arizona after their car is stolen. Much like Postal 2, the game is divided into several days, where players must complete errands and jobs daily in an attempt to get the Postal Dude's car back. 
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=Overview=
Unlike in Postal 2, firearms and other guns in 4 have a set ammo capacity and feature reloading procedures. When the player/Postal Dude consumes a container of catnip from their inventory, all weapons used while under the effects of it will feature a nonsensical and silly "tacticool" reload animation.
 
=Handguns=
==Desert Eagle Mark XIX==
The Desert Eagle Mark XIX returns as the "Pistol" and functions similarly to its Postal 2 counterpart. It has a 7-round capacity, correct for the model in-game.
 
==SIG-Sauer P250 Compact==
Introduced in the "The Cure" update, the SIG-Sauer P250 appears in-game as the "P350". It is one of the few weapons to not have appeared or have an equivalent in any previous Postal game.
thumb|none|350px|SIG-Sauer P250 Compact - 9x19mm Parabellum.
==Smith & Wesson 629 Stealth Hunter==
The Smith & Wesson Model 629 Stealth Hunter appears in-game as the "Revolver" and functions not unlike its Postal 2: Paradise Lost counterpart. It has an incorrect 7-round cylinder.
=Shotguns=
==Fabarm Martial Pro Forces==
The Fabarm Martial Pro Forces appears as the "Shotgun". It has an 8-round capacity, three rounds higher than its modeled magazine tube.
=="The Fournicator"==
A fictional quad-barreled shotgun known as "The Fournicator" was added in the "Dream of Scooter Fournication" update, and its model being updated in the "The Cure" update. It holds an appropriate 4 shells and has two firing modes: the first firing one barrel at a time, and the second firing all four barrels. The Fournicator's ammunition is seperate from the shells used by the Fabarm Martial, with the former being named "Big Mommas" and appearing as green shotshells (changed from red in an update) to reflect this. While high on catnip, the Postal Dude will telekinetically insert new shells into the chambers while a marching band jingle plays.
=Submachine Guns=
==Ingram MAC-10==
Added in the "Tuesday" update, the Ingram MAC-10 appears in-game as the "Ingram". It feeds from a slightly extended magazine that apparently holds 50 rounds in-game. While under the effects of catnip, the Postal Dude will "reload" the MAC-10 by simply throwing it away, and pulling out another one that is readily loaded.
=Rifles=
==AKM==
The AKM appears in-game as the "AK", and is the standard automatic weapon in the game. Its presence may be a reference to a CNN report on the original Postal, where a silhouette of an M16 was described as the "unmistakable image of an AK-47 rifle". It received a new model in the "Thursday" update.
==M16A4==
The M16A4 was added in the "Tuesday" update and is referred to as the "M16". It has an incorrect 35-round capacity and has a higher rate of fire and more controllable recoil than the AKM, but has a seperate ammo type and deals less damage. Of note is that when it was first added, it had two front sights.
==Sako 85==
The Sako 85 was added in the "Thursday" update as the "Hunting Rifle". Its "tacticool" reload animation involves the Postal Dude magically cranking the bolt handle knob like a wind up toy while being accompanied by a jack-in-the-box jingle.
=Machine Gun=
==M60E3==
An M60E3 with a Mk 43 Mod 1 handguard is featured in the game, and is usable by the player unlike the M60 in Postal III. The M60E4 in-game contains RIS mounts similar those on the Mk 43 Mod 0/1 variant of the M60E4. Interestingly, while the in-game MG feeds from a 100-round belt box, the text on it reads "200 CARTRIDGES 72MM"
=Other=
==Orion Flare Gun==
The Orion Flare Gun was added in the "Frames, flares and feet" update, and is known simply as the "Flare Gun". While the player is under effect of catnip, the Postal Dude will reload the flare gun by cramming a live flare through its muzzle.
==Mk 2 Hand Granade==
The Mk 2 hand grenade appears in-game as the "Grenade".
=Unusable Weapons=
==Remington 870 Police Folder==
The Remington 870 Police Folder appears in the intro cinematic during a scene depicting the Dude during the battle with Krotchy.
==Saab Bofors Dynamics AT4==
A low-detail and somewhat stylized Saab Bofors Dynamics AT4 can be seen in the hands of Krotchy during the aforementioned cinematic.
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Category:First-Person Shooter 
Category:Comedy