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Aztec Chess

Initial positions of Aztec Chess
Aztec Chess is a variation of chess founded by Aztec priests who foresaw the future of their empire. The goal for the Black team (Spanish) is to kill all Aztec Eagle warriors shown as White pawns. The Aztecs don't have a goal, because they will always lose the game, except for the unusual situation when the Black team surrenders... which has happened only once in history with some disputes about it. In a friendly game of Aztec Chess between Jesus and Gandalf. Gandalf was the Spanish, and he had to rescue that stupid hobbit once again, so he couldn't finish the game. Some say he surrendered. Others say that they agreed to finish it another time.
==Introduction to Aztec Chess==
#Get a Chess board.
#Put all the pieces on the board as shown.
#Choose the team that you want to play with.
#Let the fun begin, or if you're fart playing, congratulate the player who was on the Spanish side, because he has won.
==Rules==
The Spanish only control the tower. They will move the same way as normal chess instructs. The Aztecs only control Pawns. They may move just like Queens, but there is one exception; they can't capture pieces. This feature was added in the beginning of the 20th century to make it more historically accurate.
Another variation of the game is, if by some miracle of the many gods the aztecs manage to capture a Spanish chess piece, then he is to be a sacrifice by ripping out his heart at the altar. This rule was abolished in 1637 by the Spanish, because it seems somewhat unethical and non-catholic. Plus, Spaniards are sore losers.
==Variations of the Game==
Before the Aztec variation of chess, there were Maya, Olmec, Inca and Toltec chess. However, all the chess boards mysteriously disappeared. For all of them, some say that they were just the the Aliens' chess boards and the Aliens took them back. Another explanation is that the chess boards were from the lost city of Atlantis. The Atlantians were gods at chess and Minecraft.
Another variation (that was banned in many countries due to arrogant content) includes a whole army of Bishops that represents the Aztecs and an army of Pawns that represents some poor, Mexican tribe. The objective of this variation is to swiftly (yet stylishly) massacre EVERY. SINGLE. LAST. MEXICAN. ON. THE. BOARD.. Five Pawns will try to escape as well, and you must not kill them but instead capture them. After they are captured you must take them to the alter piece. Sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice, sacrifice...
==See Also==
*Aztec
*Chess 
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B-3 Bomber

The B-3 Bomber is an experimental aircraft developed by the United States Of America during the Albanian Wars. Equipped with fricking sharks equipped with fricking laser cannons on their fricking heads it could have turned the tide of the conflict, preventing the inevitable victory of the Albanian Coalition.
Apart from tremendous casualties during several forced suicide missions there was one major factor which caused the bombers to fail miserably in their function of delivering napalm cookies into every corner of the world: They never existed. 'Cause every child knows, that there was, is and will never be any B-3 Stealth Bomber, despite the rumours or even, in this case, military defence programmes getting started.
Thus the aircraft can be seen as a silly myth tenaciously holding its ground despite the absence of a single bit of credibility. It enters these ancient halls along with Nessie, Chinese democracy and fretless guitars. Bigfoot, currently living happily married with his buddy Yeti in Austria, is no longer considered a member of this list as he strongly denied the gossip about his non-existing nature in countless press conferences. He also stated, that to his knowledge there is no B-3 Stealth Bomber.
== Conspiracy theory ==
There is one of the usual conspiracy theories involving freemasons and the Wright brothers presumably circulating around the Internet and the Bildzeitung. So far, it can be said, that it also has never existed.
== Conspiracy theory on lack of any conspiracies ==
In this case, not even rumours evolved.
== The ultimate end ==
After the aircraft's producer Daihatsu realised that his products caused a gigantic deficit by not actually being in a state of being, manufacturing was immediately terminated....or was it?
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BAMF

BAMF is an acronym that may refer to:
*Bad Ass Mother Fucker, a mother fucker noted for his bad ass-related habits (see Pulp Fiction)
*Bitch Ass Mother Fucker, a person who fucks his mother up the bitch's ass (see Oedipus Rex)
*Bitches Are Magically Fucking, a common fact
*Black Ass Mounting Faggot, synonym of nigger fucking faggot (possibly see Pulp Fiction)
===Homophones===
Several less-used acronyms match with the pronunciation of BAMF.
Notable among these is BAMPH:
*Brutal And Murderous Peacock Hunter, a sick sadistic asshole
*Big Army Man Peacock Humper, a reference to one of the main characters of the British sitcom Are You Being Served?
*Backronyms Are My Personal Hobby, 'nuff said
===See also===
*Bender
BASIC

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*Source code
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BFG

BFG is an abbreviation which may refer to:
*Big Fucking Gun, AKA my penis
*Big Fat Girl, AKA your mom
*Big Friendly Giant, a creature of myth and legend detailed in Roald Dahl's book The BFG
*Black Family Guy, alternative title for The Cleveland Show
*Black Fornicating Gay, synonym of nigger fucking faggot
*Bloody Freaking Ginger, a recently assaulted redhead
*Box Fucking Ghost, some lame character from Danny Phantom known for repeatedly yelling “I am the Box Fucking Ghost!”
BMW

BMW is an abbreviation often associated with cars (see image).
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*Big Mouthed Wiccan
*Big Money Wasted
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*Burger Mario World
*Black Mother Womb
*Black Mama Whoopin'
*British-Martian War
*Barbarian Mongol Warlords
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BUTT POOP!!!!

I eat apples with Mike Tyson.
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*A wizard did it
*Camp Fuck You Die
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*Fisher Price
*I maed a yuky doody
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Baba Is You

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*KEKE IS FRIEND
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*BADBAD IS BAD
*SKULL IS <BIG STYLE="COLOR:RED">DEFEAT</BIG>
*ROCK IS ROCK
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Babe Ruth

Sultan Babe NotGeorge Ruth of The Swing (February 6, 1895 - August 16, 1942) was a famous pimp, competitive eater, and beer connoisseur who played ball in his spare time, though he wasn't very good. The baseball king was actually George Ruth, who you know is a completely different person based on his first name.
==Early Life==
George Ruth and Babe Ruth were born identical twins in AD 714, but were separated at birth. George was taken in by the New York Yankees and Babe was taken in by a factory which made both beer and Krispy Kreme donuts. Babe would later become famous as a consumer of both. His mother Martha Stewart taught Babe how to bird watch from an early age. Babe would frequently point to the sky to point out the different birds he knew.
==Mid-life==
Like any middle age man, Babe had a crisis. In response, he doubled the amount of beer, donuts, and bitches that he had; he also bought a motorcycle. In a tragic accident at a candy factory, Babe plowed through the wall and crashed into the chocolate line, but kept going through the caramel line and peanuts line. This caused him to aqquire a large tumor that continuously regenerated despite the best efforts of the world's top surgeons. Eventually, big business stepped in and abducted him, using his tumor to create a popular candy bar, the Baby Ruth. Ruth's body died a few years after, but his tumor's still in some government warehouse, producing delicious candy for us to eat. Babe's favorite food was penis. he munched on them happily throughout his career to get the home run record an interseting alternative to steriods (Yup, we're lookin' at you, Barry Bonds.
==How not to confuse George with Babe==
George Ruth and Babe Ruth are very often confused with each other. Below is a beginner's guide to the differences between these men.
*George was a player; Babe was a bum
*George could hit a ball well; Babe could hit on ladies very well.
*George had a good heater; Babe was a good eater, leader and wife beater
*George had riches; Babe had bitches
==Miscellaneous accomplishments==
Babe's accomplishments are many.
*Inspired Takeru Kobayashi.
*When the Ruth and Kobayashi met they had a hot dog eating contest. Ruth won, 164-47.
*Employed as a beer taste tester, he gave the thumbs up to exquisite beers such as Natural Light.
*Often bragged about getting up to a dozen women on a bad night.
*As a side note, he hit 1111111111111111111111114 career home runs, 32 of which took place in a Japanese league.
*Got so hungry between at-bats one game, he consumed three bat-boys and a pinch-hitter
*Threw out the first bad guy at Yankee Stadium
*Famously pointed at which woman in the stands he was going to take home after the game before hitting home runs.
==See Also==
*Babe Ruth of Basketball
*The Sports Portal
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Baboon

Baboon never won Oscar. Baboon was in two best movies ever. But he was never even nominated. For Oscar. 
==Acting career==
Baboon was in David Cronenberg's The Fly. And also in Elton John's The Lion King. But baboon is not popular enough. To win Oscar. How come? Baboon in cool. Maybe Oscars are not popular enough. For baboon to win them. That's more logical. Baboon can't eat Oscars anyway. Baboon prefers bananas. Bananas are sweet and tender. Oscar is hard and retarded. Maybe Oscar should have special category. For cool movies. With baboons in them. Baboon is cool. Tom Cruise is cool. Oscars are not cool.
If Oscars want to be cool they need more comedies. To win Oscar. For best movie. Like Tropic Thunder. But Tropic Thunder made fun of Oscars. Oscars don't like that. Cool means to laugh at you. Oscars can't laugh at Oscars. Why is cool cool? Cool means not hot. But most hot people are considered cool. Why? Cool people are not hot at all. They admit they are not hot. And that what makes them hot. And cool.
==Diet==
Bananas are cool. They are yellow. Just like Oscars. But they are cool. Some people like to fry bananas in caramel. Make them not cool. It's a special category. Of uncool bananas. Maybe Oscars should have it also. Special category. For uncool movies. Like, movies no one has ever seen. And will never see in the future. And give the Oscar to cool movies. Like Kickboxer 1. That was a good movie. I could just eat that movie. It was more a banana than a movie. But not in gay porn kind of way. 
==Awards==
Baboon will never win Oscar. Baboon too cool for Oscars. Baboon prefers writing Uncylopedia articles. And eat bananas.
==Non-acting career==
Baboon also recorded the best song. Ever recorded. It is called Tutti Frutti. When baboon was asked to do the song, he didn't accept. Because he knew he couldn't do it better than Little Richard. But eventually he did the song. Baboon used his stage name, Pat Boone. To record Tutti Frutti. Then Elvis Presley did it again. Only a lot faster. It sounded even crappier than my version. So it didn't matter.
I also made sure to sing my name. At the end of the song. So that people will know it's not Little Richard's version. And not the Elvis version.
That song is a lot like a banana. Because it is fruity. Second, it is sweet. And it shows how much black singers are better. Than white ones. 
==Banana eating career==
As mentioned before, baboon likes eating bananas. Not many know, but black bananas are better. Than yellow ones. Baboon knows. Now you do too.
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Babur

Babur (pronounced: Babooooor) was a Turkic Muslim man who was hungry for power and little boys to rape. 
== Childhood==
Babur was born as Zahīr ud-Dīn Muhammad in present-day Uzbekistan and he became a warlord at a young age, albeit one of the homosexual variety. Babur happened to be born on Valentine's Day, and this love would be reflected in his love for boys.
==Ancestry==
Babur was a descendant of Timur (the handicapped) on his father's side and Genghis Khan on his mother's side. This may have influenced his peculiar proclivities.
==Jelousy==
One summer day, another Muslim warlord stole Babur's sister and had sex with her, which deeply offended Babur. This resulted in Babur desiring more conquests to even out his ego.
== The Invasion of India==
In 1526, Babur decided to invade India after buying a few elephants from the Bazaar in Kabul (like a 7/11 for that time). Babur also armed his soldiers with muskets, a long gun evolved from the Mongolian Empire's days. Around this time Babur met a young Afghan boy named Baburi. Baburi would accompany Babur as his sex slave, taking it up the ass at Babur's will. Babur was clearly a sexual deviant, and this deviance would pass on to Babur's miraculous offspring (Babur didn't like women so in order to procreate he would have sex with his wife while a little boy sits naked next to him).
Off Babur went. He went to Panipat, that is, and he faced a brave army of Rajputs who would soon be slaughtered, along with half of Babur's men but why should he care?
== The Mughal Emperor ==
After the battle, Babur launched a project known as the Mughal Empire. This would go on to last centuries, until the Marathas and British would destroy it.
== The Miracle ==
Like it's been said earlier, it truly was a miracle that Babur was able to have children. His homosexuality was out of control, and his heterosexuality was almost non-existent. Baburi, as well as other little boys, helped Babur get erections which he would then use to somehow go inside women. This way, he could have offspring. The miracle baby was Humayun. This is not to be confused with Hanuman! They are two completely different things! Humayun would go on to become the next Mughal emperor.
==The Masjid==
Babur loved Baburi so much that he decided to build a mosque in his name. This would be called Babri Masjid, and it would become a beacon of LGBT history and tradition. See, Babur was also kind of an asshole. He didn't just want to build the Babri Masjid, but also he wanted to destroy the Hindu temple underneath. This displeased Ganesha the elephant and in 1992, angry Hindus would destroy Babri Masjid as payback.
==External links==
* www.opindia.com/2020/09/tales-from-the-baburnama-babur-and-his-love-for-a-young-boy-homosexuality-lgbt/
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BabyMonster

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BabyMonster (stylized as BABYMONSTER) also known as Baemon is a group of K-pop very newbie currently. The group is made up of seven six members: Ruka, Pharita, Asa, Ahyeon Rami, Rora and Chiquita. They debuted on November 26, 2023 with the song "Batter Up".
== Origin ==
The origin of the BabyMonster group dates back to 2018, when YG wanted to form a group of younger teenage girls (the same idea as HYBE but for NewJeans a year later...), they lasted for many years because the parents of their daughters always protected themselves to avoid grooming or scams in not so famous companies... But after many years of Blackpink being famous (from 2020 until now), Ahyeon was the first to audition in this group.
A cleaner from the company, on the street, found two more girls, named Haram and Rora playing Among SuS, then they were kidnapped to take them to the company headquarters and they saw that they liked it and They called their parents to stay at the company, thus kidnapping 4 other girls named Ruka, Asa, Pharita and Chiquita and doing the same thing every time.
After 3 years of auditioning and other problems at YG Entertainment, these recruited girls (except Ahyeon because she got sick from COVID-19) made like 10 covers of songs to plagiarize, a few days later , they recorded their predebut song titled "Dream" and after a few months, they recorded their debut song titled "Batter Up", thus giving the beginning of a better future group with their rivals NewJeans and Fifty Fifty.
==Members==
===Ruka===
She was born on March 20, 2002, she is 21 years old, it seems that YG put an older one in the group to prevent the 40-year-olds from harassing the minors, her real name is Kawai Ruka.
===Pharita===
She was born on August 26, 2005, she is 18 years old and she started watching Porn, her real name is very strange and she is name Pharita Boonpakdeethaveeyod.
===Asap===
She was born on April 17, 2006, she is 17 years old, her real name is Enami Asa and no information about the member.
===Rami===
She was born on October 17, 2007, she is 16 years old, her real name is Shin Ha-ram.
===Rora===
She was born on August 14, 2008, she is 15 years old, her real name is Lee Dahyun Da-in.
===Chiquita===
She was born on February 17, 2009, she is 14 years old, she is the youngest of the group. and it is possible that they rape her because of her name her real name is Riracha Phondechaphiphat, her name is very strange.
==Discography==
These are all his singles and albums from this group although he is a rookie and currently has no albums.
===Predebut===
* Dream - ( A very sad song and a good start for this group :') )
===Singles===
* Batter Up - (Copy of concepts from Blackpink, 2NE1 and any YG group)
And then nothing more, because it is a very new group...
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Baby (disambiguation)

A baby is an infant human or animal.
Baby or Babies may also refer to:
*Baby boomer
*Baby farming
*Baby food
*Baby meat
*Baby-snatching
*"Baby", Justin Bieber's signature song and a complex lyrical masterpiece
==See also==
*HowTo:Deliver a Baby, A Concise and Easy-to-follow Guide Developed, Tested, and Approved by the AMA (No, Not that AMA. The Other One) and Reprinted with the Permission of the JAMA (Also a Different One)
*Babies: The Ugly Truth