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1609515390

What did I play?
Two years ago, a friend of mine moved away - I'd helped her pack up. We went through all of her old things, and she'd let me have anything she didn't want anymore.
"I'll see what's left." I told her. I went to her closet and pulled out a shoe box. After setting it down next to her, she simply said:
"You can have that."
I opened it up and to my surprise, there were some games in it. "What's this?" I asked her.
She didn't really play games much, so it was odd that she owned this many.
She didn't say much, other than she didn't recognize many of the games. I figured that her parents got them for her and my friend never got round to playing them. I decided that I'd play a few of them at my house later that evening.
I went home a few hours later, and opened the shoe box. One of the games was Alley cat. Another was Arkanoid, Battle City. I noticed they were all old and most of them were 8-bits, so I found it weird that they were all PC games. I dumped the box out and went through the games. There was one odd one though. It was in a black case.
I opened it, and inside wasn't a PC game. It was an old Gameboy game. It didn't have a title, or a picture on it. It just had a number, labeled 1609515390. Luckily for me, I had an old Gameboy advanced that still worked.
The Gameboy logo came up like normal, and then a tune played. It wasn't a tune I've ever heard before. After about 3 seconds, the screen went white and the sound was just a buzz. I turned off the Gameboy, took out the cartridge and blew it to clean it out. It came on like normal this time.
The tune played, then a game logo came up. It said 1609515390. It had play, load, and options. I clicked play and it went to a level one loading screen. The graphics were higher than 8-bit, but still not the best. The character I was playing as looked like the grim reaper.
I walked around, and there was some kid, about 15 with a baseball bat, beating up some little kid. The kids screams were rather lifelike for a cartridge game. I swung my scythe with the b button, and the bullies head fell off. The blood looked out of place, with it having a pixilated 'glimmer' effect. I clicked A to talk to the little boy, and it zoomed in on his face. He seemed to be about 8 or 9. His face was badly beaten, and his eyes were extremely realistic. He was laughing, which was also realistic. Blood poured from his wounds, as he remained laughing.
I turned off the Gameboy and sat it on my bed. I knew that I wouldn't play that again. I picked up the Gameboy and sat it on my dresser and sat on my bed, looking through the other games when I heard a tune play. It was the game tune, then I heard laughter follow it. I pulled the cartridge out of my Gameboy, and threw it out my window.
It's been 2 years since then, but last night, I was going through my closet, and found an old shoebox. In it were some old games. There was one that had no title to it. Instead there were just numbers. It read 1609515390.
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190 Is Low IQ (Copypasta)

190 IQ?!? How can you even try to brag with such a low score. When I was your age, my IQ was twice as big and most websites couldn't handle my enormous IQ. And since then, it has only gotten bigger. Nowadays, I don't even bother to test my IQ, because of how trivially easy they are to 100%.
When CIA discovered me, they asked me to become their unofficial leader, but I declined, for my infinite intelligence makes that such a simple task. I've been approached by NASA, Mensa, FBI and countless of governments, but all of the spots are something I could have filled at the age of three. A secret government branch even asked me to give them some of my seed to breed people as smart as me, but I said no because there's no woman smart enough to bear my children.
In my free time, I rewrite Shakespeare's plays and compose music that would make Beethoven green with envy. I also proved Einstein's theories to be completely false, but I won't even try to explain it to you, because your mind would never be able to comprehend it.
If I wanted to, I could easily triangulate your location based on your username and writing style, and kill you through butterfly effect, before you'd even realize what has happened.
So please, don't call yourself smart if your nowhere near me in intelligence.
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1950's Gumby Lost Episode

You know the 1950's Gumby episodes, right? One day, My friend told me about what happened when he and his brother were watching it. He said that people were complaining to Teletoon Retro that children are getting sick and having nightmares. He said that is only airs in 12:00 AM pt.
After hearing what my friend said, I stayed up in Midnight and decided to watch it. Then Gumby came on. At first it was a normal episode of Gumby preparing in the morning. He was getting a glass of milk and crackers. Then later, when he went to the place where Pokey sleeps here, He saw him. Pokey said"Hi, gumby! Where are we going today?"
This is where it started. Gumby closed his eyes for a minute. Then opens them which is revealign black eyes with red pupils. Gumby said in a loud demonic voice, "DO IT YOURSELF YOU (BLEEP)!!!" The heck? why would there be swearing in a classic Show? Then all the sudden, Gumby pushed Pokey's head inside the rocket which is electrocuting Pokey and then stabbed him with the knife and pulled his heart out. It wasn't a cartoon heart, it was a real one. Gumba came and she said, "Pokey, i need to- OH MY GOD GUMBY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM!". Suddenly, Gumby killed Gumba, her mom and ate her guts! Eww! That is way too mature for a classic kids show! And the old film effect got even worser than ever, I couldn't see anything because of those black stuff and white stuff are that bigger.
He then killed everyone in the city. Then it went black for 60 seconds. Then, it cutted to the scene where Gumby was staring at the screen. He has blood coming down his black eyes, sharp teeth, and blood everywhere on him. And there was screaming from The Blob 1950's movie, Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956 movie, Orca 1970's movie, Jaws 1975 movie, Child's Play, Scream, and The Shining 1980's movie. He then pointed a pistol at the screen and shot it. I got sick and had nightmares. If you ever, had an encounter with this lost episode, Don't watch it! Or you will get sick and have nightmares!
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1984

I believe that your suggestion had a resemblance to George Orwell's hit book, "1984".
I have definitely read 1984. I have read all ten chapters, as well as the prologue, the epilogue, and the foreword. In fact, it is my favorite book. I remember when 1984 said "It's 1984in' time", and I cried with tears of joy. I could definitely never live without 1984.
However, what you have said seems to resemble something in this book called 1984. I definitely remember when Mr. 1984's peer said nearly the exact words as you. Just like you said "Do not fart and vomit in the VC", those words are in 1984, when Evil-1984 says the exact same thing on page 254, and thus farting and vomiting in the 1984-VC becomes illegal. Remember that 1984 is a dystopian book.
This means that every single action that has happened in that book is bad, and should never happen in real life. Therefore, you must say sorry to me and to George Orwell for performing an action that happened in 1984.
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1984 = Among Us

1984, the classic novel by George Orwell, is actually a reference to the popular video game Among Us.
At first glance, it may seem like a stretch to connect these two seemingly unrelated works. However, upon closer examination, the similarities between the two are striking.
First and foremost, both 1984 and Among Us are set in a dystopian society where a small group of individuals hold power and control over the masses. In 1984, the ruling party, known as the Party, wields its power through propaganda, surveillance, and brainwashing. In Among Us, the ruling class, known as the Imposters, use deception, sabotage, and manipulation to maintain their power.
Additionally, both 1984 and Among Us explore themes of trust, betrayal, and the dangers of groupthink. In 1984, the protagonist, Winston Smith, must constantly be on guard against the Party's propaganda and the treacherous nature of his fellow citizens. In Among Us, the players must work together to identify and eliminate the Imposters among them, while also being careful not to turn on each other.
Furthermore, both 1984 and Among Us have garnered a cult following and continue to be relevant today. 1984 has been hailed as a masterpiece of dystopian literature and has been studied and debated by scholars and readers alike. Among Us, on the other hand, has exploded in popularity in recent years, with millions of players all over the world competing to uncover the Imposters among them.
In conclusion, it is clear that 1984 and Among Us are connected by more than just their dystopian settings and themes. Both works serve as a cautionary tale about the dangers of unchecked power and the importance of individuality in the face of conformity. And although they may seem vastly different on the surface, they both continue to captivate and inspire their audiences, reminding us of the timeless truths they contain.
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1984 Ruined My Life Copypasta

I'm a huge fan of 1984, especially the writing of the characters and dialogue in it. There was a girl I liked at school, and I tried to think of the smartest and most clever way to ask her out. I decided to be like Winston, telling her how much I used to hate her and how I wanted to punch her and smash her head into a wall. However, instead of being wooed like I expected, she got mad at me and told the Principal and said I was "harassing" her. It's clear she just wasn't intelligent enough for me and was embarrassed. However, no one wanted to hear my reasoning. I've been given detention and my parents have been informed, and despite how I'm clearly in the right everyone seems to think I'm some weirdo now. This truly is a dystopian society we live in...
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1995/07/29 build

it all start a long time ago in 2016, I remember i got Super Mario 64 for my birthday since i was a teenager, later i lost my video game when my family move in a new house. later I stumble across with a reddit post saying " theres a copy of Mario 64 containing the original wario appeartion" I later replied to him and the reddit user replied to me " i have the copy of mario 64 and you should try it out, its in ebay", I buy it and i waited for 3 days until the package have arrived to my house, I began to play the game and the title looks normal at first until i play the game when i realized peach's castle look different, it has a clock but it din't made it in final game which so i enter peach's castle. I go to the first level and everything was normal but i saw a black figure that look like mario, i follow it until it's lead me to a cabin instead of king bomb bomb. i enter the cabin when i open the room door, I saw dead body of Goombas and Koopas and a letter said " find me mario...." which I see a tube , i went to the tube and i entered to a black empty room until i heard a piano sound, it was the mad piano ! i run away from that monster and the music starts getting faster faster until i found the another tube. i finally enter another tube and it leads me to a new place before. it has a long hall and i quickly run there until a floating head appears at the portal wall, it reveals was wario himself! wario said to me " you now found me! you want fun? wario show you fun!!", i run away from wario head but wario gets very fast which mario was slow very slow, the exit appears but wario catches up with mario, finally wario eats mario from eat and the game crashed, later I send back to the reddit user and he said " this is real, NIntendo made the beta of this game, i own the copy of this game, but now you will be haunted ".
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1 Guy 2 Spoons

I am writing this because I couldn't find anywhere else to share it with.
We all know what shock sites are, right? They're filled with pornography and shit. But sometimes, a shock site isn't always like that. Some of them are even filled with gore.
Pretty messed up if you ask me. There are a few examples of gore filled shock sites like 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick, 1 Man 1 Jar, and 3 Guys 1 Hammer. But THIS one takes the cake. When I was searching for shock sites to write about for my school report, I stumbled upon a very strange name.
That name is 1 Guy 2 Spoons. I thought I would be another porn site about a guy shoving spoons into his anus, but it wasn't. It was far more disgusting than any porn you'll ever see. Instead, it's a video of a man LITERALLY popping his eyeballs off with 2 spoons. I got so scared after watching it. When my mom called me in for dinner, she set up 3 spoons in our table.
My mind tempted me to take my OWN eyeballs off with those spoons. I attempted to do it, but then I figured out that once I do that, I'll regret it and never grow another eyeball again.
My dad saw me do it, but THANK GOD he stopped me. I was hesitating so much that I couldn't stop breathing. He asked me what the heck was wrong with me. I just replied by saying "Nothing". Why the fuck did I watch that for? Now I'm done for.
I told everyone at school about the video, but they all laughed at me. It's like they never heard of the internet. But that's when something caught my eye (I don't mean that literally). There were police cars driving into the parking lots. A lot of officers were running into the playground.
I followed them to see what's was going on. They were staring at a corpse of a 10-year-old girl, both of her eyeballs missing and blood coming down from her eye's sockets.
Then I saw 2 bloody spoons next to her. Was she a 1 Guy 2 Spoons victim? I think so. 
Please, for your own sake, if you see a link that leads to 1 Guy 2 Spoons, DO NOT CLICK IT. Since I did, I am now traumatized. I think I'll go to the kitchen to grab some spoons now...
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2+2.bat

__NOTOC__
Hi, my name is Jack, I'm the person who got infected by the Scary.rar virus. My computer is working fine right now, have you ever heard of 2+2.bat? It's a clone to Scary.rar, here, I'll tell you the FULL STORY.
===Chapter 1 - The Infection===
I got Malwarebytes, after I got the virus. Anyways, a few weeks later, I'm doing my normal thing. Using my computer, looking at the web, playing games, blah blah BLAH. One day, I was downloading one game on the dark web, Tor exactly. The game was called simply "Don't Download." I decided to download it, my dumb mind thought it wasn't dangerous, So I downloaded it. Oh boy, Jesus fucking christ, I REGRETED IT.
===Chapter 2 - The Program===
When I clicked the file, it asked permission from Windows to run this program, when I clicked "Yes" it turned off my computer WITHOUT the "Sign-off" screen. One second after I clicked it. My computer turned on like normal, except the Windows logo was there, and instead of saying "Windows" it says "Don't look behind you"
So I turned around and I fell into a coma in less than a second. So, I woke up in a house. With no one in front of me. All I see is pitch black. Then everything starts flashing and giving me a seizure. From what I remember, Malwarebytes did NOTHING to protect my computer. Suddenly, a dark black figure grabs my hand, I yelled "WHO IS DRAGGING ME?" I saw nothing. Suddenly, the figure blew up into scorpions, I started running for my life. I was yelling "Please, protect me! Don't spare me!" Then, I jumped into a portal, returning back home INTO my bed.
===Chapter 3 - Final Chapter===
I woke up, in my bed, remembering what happened. I wasn't in a dream, this was all real. I suddenly decided to destroy my computer, I got a new one with my hard-earned money.
==Conclusion==
This was my 1st post I made on here, if you want to add any comments, feel free to. I'm happy to take ideas.
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2,11,7,1

Hi, it's Kelly again, and recently I had strange dreams. Maybe it's because my obsession of DW?
==First Dream and Prologue==
I had a 10-day school holiday last week. I browsed r/doctorwho every time before going to bed on those days. Before the first day of school, I had a strange dream. (I'm a Whovian and belieber) I woke up in a mansion filled with corpses and blood stains on the carpet and walls. A 20-year old man with a flower-printed blouse and khaki pants approached me. He said that the corpses are spies he sent to the mysterious house I landed in. Suddenly, I got teleported to a street with people chattering. I went to a certain store and take a look. Then, I saw something that caught my eye. A spoon. With the 2nd Doctor's picture on it. Then I got out of the store. The 2nd Doctor appeared on the street. I'm too shy to get an autograph of him, so I ran away. Then I got teleported again. It was a red room. With tore-out limbs and brain matter on the floor. Some of the decapitated hands are tied to the ceiling. A shadow appeared. I hope it doesn't harm. I found a switch on the wall. I flipped it and the room became a living room, with no blood traces. The shadow was the 11th Doctor. He handed a note to me, and I got teleported again. I was at a theatre, watching a ballet recital. Then a person poked me on the shoulder. I turned and to my surprise, it was him again. The 2nd Doctor. My thoughts automatically said "Dammit. It's him again." and "OMG IS THAT HIM???". Then a spout of mist appeared from a performer's body and attacked me and the 2nd. Then the dream ended.
==Second Dream==
On Tuesday, a more stranger dream occured. I woke up in a car with my parents and cousins in it. My dad drove the car. We stopped at a mall and something strange happened. It looks like something or someone fell from the sky. I checked it out and to my surprise, it was the 1st Doctor! I mindeffed myself and crapped out in a corner. I then returned to my parents. This time, I got teleported to a garage. With my cousins. The same mist in the first dream appeared again, commanding us to clean the car in the corner. The car was covered in slime and moss. Since we hated those things, we denied the challenge. Then the mist teleported us to a cliff. The same mist turned into the 11th Doctor's shadow with red eyes. It/he pushed us at the end of the cliff. We actually survived. Then I ran away to a shed, not as I expected it to be dirty. It was a clean bedroom. I saw the 7th Doctor sitting on the bed. Then the dream ended.
Extra Credit : I think the "other guy" (AKA the actor of the 2nd Doctor, I'm shy to put his name here) is dead. Perhaps his ghost is haunting me. Also 1st's actor is also dead. Maybe their ghosts ARE hauntimg me after all.
Extra Extra Credit : The "other guys" (actors of 11 and 7) are still alive. IDK why I dreamed about them.
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2/22/22

What day is it?...
I woke up and checked my Phone. It was Tuesday 22 in February. 2022. just a weird date I asked. 
After Eating breakfest I open my Laptop and press the tab searching for news. I was surprised when there's events happened like a baby born in this day and other things I saw. Then I heard my phone Ringing.
I picked it up and called. mostly my parents. well It wasn't them. their Names where "22".
I'm confused for some reason that it's my Dads calling me or a scam. I decide to decline until I go back on the computer. I realized that the clock was 2:22. It still not moving. 
This is getting strange. 3 minutes later I was working for my job in the laptop which I said it before. I hear the same call again once. I was thinking That I should call the answer. the name was same. So I accept and called whats the person is going to tell me. He responded with 22.
Um what does that mean? I said to that caller. He still said that same number. it just repeats again and again. I was annoyed by this really weird thing. Ending the call I went back to the laptop I was. 
Night Arrived and I go to sleep. I lay down in the bed closing my eyes shut. I began to feel unsettling in my mind. I hear Whispering far next I was at. IT said "2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2". It was going to say again like the phone call did. This is until I woke up. It was a nightmare. I looked in my phone and it was 23.
Since yesterday I was felt that 22 is kinda strange date in my house. but what is 22?
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207

I'm a librarian, and one day I found a book on the ground that wasn't in the database. I took it home and read it. It was a really creepy book. The creepiest part is on page 207, a holographic page where a monster jumps out at you.
The next day I showed it to my friend. He came to me the next day and explained how it was "some sick shit." I asked him about page 207 and he told me there were only 206 pages.
I took it back the next day, and right before I locked up, I took a look at the book. I checked page 207, and it was there, however this time it was just a blank page with no page number. Confused, I turned around, only to see the monster standing there, reaching out to me.
The next day, the doors wouldn't unlock, and the windows were covered in pages from other books... all page 207. And if you're wondering what happened to me... they never found me. Well, they never checked page 208.
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20XX Copypasta

The year is 20XX. All memes are sourced from Reddit. The only means to create meaningful and achievable entertainment using a singular image is with a relatable notion coupled with a singular subtitled frame of video from the Avengers movies. Any other meme template ever introduced had been sucked dry by the meme connoisseurs and no longer holds any significance in comparison to Avengers memes. We now resort to milking every sentence spoken by Thanos and every frame of video that depicts Thanos within every meme crevice of the world for the sole individualistic purpose of gaining likability or Karma. Posting Thanos saying "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be." is optimal, and posting anyone else from the Avengers movies such as the Hulk saying "I see this as an absolute win!" is suboptimal. The title of each meme post made by someone is either a personal response to their own meme or a vague reference to another meme, since originality is no longer an option. There is no other way to induce relatability, create enjoyment, accentuate collective interest, or invoke laughter with a memetic PNG file.
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