There is a monkey in my game

I'm a total monkey fan much like everyone else, I like the new world monkeys, but I don't mind the old world monkeys. I don't think I've seen scary or evil monkeys before, though I don't think I want to see any after the experience I had...
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was looking at monke memes (I like monkeys) until I noticed, out of my super sense of smelling, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I threw my phone to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.
I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend elmo (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked nicely written and soft and somewhat easy to read, as if elmo finally learned how to write.
This is what he wrote...
Well, that was certainly weird. Even though elmo IS my best friend and I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, I did do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple gaming disc would do anything bad to me, after all it's just a game right? Boy, was I stupid?
ANY way, I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary computer CD-R disc, except it had black marker on it written "there is a monkey in here", and it was much unlike elmo handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a pawn shop or eBay. When I saw "monkey" on the writing of the CD, I was actually excited and wanted to play it, since I'm a a BIG monkey fan.
on my way to the bathroom i saw my phone and it has a crack on the screen which is strange sense the last time i used it. it looked fine. very spooky.
I went up to my bathroom and turned on my computer (don't ask why i have a computer in the bathroom) and put the disc in and installed the game. When the title screen popped up I noticed that it was a monkey game, I was like "oh!" Because like I said earlier I liked monkeys. The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there's was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black.
I remember what the image looked like in that split second before the game cut to black; the monkey looked hyper realistly angry (which is bad). I was rather disturbed about that image when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a glitch and forgot about it (yes i know what a glitch is shut up).
What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only curious george, rafiki and to my surprise, peter griffin! Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, how can you play as human in a monkey game, for crying out loud?
Yeah it definitely looked hacked, it was really creepy, but as a GAMERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I wasn't scared (cuz gamers are the ultimate life form), I told myself that it was just a hacked game and there's nothing wrong with that. Anyways, shaking off the creeped out feeling I picked File 1 and chose curious george and when I selected and got started. The game froze for about 5 seconds and I heard a creepy presidential speech that sounded an awful lot like that obama guy from the real life planet earth before cutting to black.
so the level looks like the amazon rainforest. ok, but goerge is a fucking chimpanzee, chimpanzees live in africa, they got that really wrong >:(.
anyways. i was running around and shit, curious george was running up a hill and then he stopped, it wasn't until I saw why; another chimpanzee was there on the other side of the screen with his back against curious george. curious george looked happy to see another chimp but then his smile faltered, obviously noticing that the chimp wasn't responding to him, if not acting as if he was totally oblivious of curious george' presence. curious george walked slowly toward the chimp, and I noticed that I wasn't even moving my keyboard to make him move, so this had to have been a cut scene. 
suddenly I began to have a growing feel of dread as curious george walked closer to the monkey to get his attention, I felt that curious george was in danger and something bad was going to happen. I heard faint static growing louder as curious george was inches away from the monkey and stopped and stuck his hand out to touch him. That foreboding feeling in my gut was growing stronger and I felt the urge to tell curious george to get away from the chimp but then i remembered it is a fucking game.
Suddenly in a split second I saw the chimp rotating horizontally to curious george. When that happened the screen turned black and the static sound was off.
It stayed black for about 7 seconds and then white text appeared forming a message, saying,
At this point I was confused, I didn't want to continue with the game, but my curiosity goerge) got the better of me when I was taken to a different level with the level title now saying "singe".
the next level is the amazon fire. curious george looked angry this time. He actually looked at me and made frantic gestures to me as if he wanted to get out of the area as fast as possible and punch me in the face for being an idiot. I was starting to get freaked out by this...I mean curious george was actually breaking the fourth wall, judging me for my actions.
So I pressed down on the arrow key as hard as I could and made him run as fast as he could. trying to help him escape from whatever he was trying to run from. turns out it was the damn chimp and he is slowly approaching curious george while t posing.
Suddenly when curious george tripped (another cut scene) the chimp vanished. curious george laid there and started crying for 15 seconds. The scene was rather upsetting to watch and I kind of teared up myself because i am an over dramatic frog. But then the scary chimpanzee appeared right in front of curious george and curious george looked up in horror.
as he looked down at the horrified monkey, I could do nothing but watch.
Just in a split second curious george shot the chimp in the head right before the screen went black, there was a loud monkey yell that only lasted 5 seconds. The text returned only this time it said "wait, that wasn't supposed to happen".
i was so shocked by what had happened...did goerge fight back? No, he couldn't have... He was supposed to be a hopeless creepypasta character, right? Why did the villain die?
I shook the shock off as I was brought back to the character select, the save file that had curious george was different; curious george was locked behind bars, and there was a text that said "curious george locked up for monkey slaughter" , that is stupid it was clearly self defence, Trying to ignore it I picked refiki next.
the screen cut to black again and stayed there for another 10 seconds, this time the level said "YOUR MOM"
i was really cringed out by now, I couldn't really tell if this was a failed attempt to insult me, or some kind of unironic joke... or anything really. But despite my fear of what happened next, I kept playing.
The next level was the west central african rainforest, sinse rafiki is a mandrill, he lives in the west central african rainforest, i am glad they got that right, I also noticed that rafiki looked afraid. He broke the fourth wall just like curious george and looked as if he wasn't sure about going on, but I made him move anyway cuz i like to make him suffer.
Suddenly as rafiki ran, the same evil monkey from before appeared right in front of him with those orange and black eyes and then red static appeared again, when the static vanished showing nothing but black screen with text saying "ohhoohoh o ohoh ahahha ha hhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!", I was now scared, le chimp found rafiki already?! What was going on?!
Anyway red static came again and then I was back to the level, rafiki looked like he was panicking, and da monkey was nowhere to be found. And this time boss music was playing.
Was this some kind of boss battle with the monke? I hoped it was, honestly.
Suddenly the monkooky appeared right behind rafiki in what appeared to be pixelated black smoke (he likes weed), I made rafiki turn and then punch the mankakati, but al qird vanished in black pixelated smoke before I could even land a hit, he kept doing this everytime i tried to punch until rafiki had enough and jumped off the stage...
Another text message appeared, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
What the hell... Just what is going on? I am not too sure what to think...
I was brought back to the main menu; for some reason curious george is missing. but i didn't care... i just didn't care
So I shut off the game and took a break. I took a nap,glad i did cause I then began to have the most greatest dream, I was in a banana pool, i did lots of fun stuff like swimming under the bananas and looking for sea mo,keys, I could hear the speech from obama nearby. he was saying stuff like, "peter needs your help..." and "ready to safe him?" and "go back, before he dies..." and the a freaking skeleton popped out of no where and i woke aith a fright
After a couple of hours I decided to continue playing the game. cuz i like torturing myself... So I turned on the computer, turned on the game and selected peter griffin next.
i still thought that was wacky, playing as peter griffin from family guy, but anyway the level title appeared again and this time it said "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)", which I found really freaky.
this time the level looked like a sonic game and the "i wanna be like you remix" played in the background, i made peter go forward to meet the ape for one last time but it was a dead end, i tried making peter go back but the floor broke and i fell, i was falling for like a minute and then i landed in a what looked like an abondoned mansion with no roof, i couldn't move so it must be another damn cutscene and the suddenly two giant ape hands appeared on top of the walls then an evil chimpanzee head came up and the song become louder and more epic, the healthbar came up which means it is a boss battle.
the chimp made th ground shake and boulders started to fall, i avoided most of the rock but i still got damaged. i figured out i could pick up the rocks and throw them at the spoonkey but he barely takes damage. then a lightning hit peter and paralysed him, it is not like i did not expect it, this game was made to be unfair, then boulders started to fall again and i couldn't do anything but watch peter getting more hurt, my health is almost to zero.
and just i thought i was about to die, rafiki and goerge came with guns and started shooting bad monkey in the head until he falls, then they both took peter griffin with them and got in the car, when they drove the bloody car to the left side of the screen the car burst out of my computer and out of my room, i was like "ok".
The red static lasted for about 15 second and then it showed the most unpleasant image...
The image showed a hyper-realistic monkey, his smile was goofy but creepy
Then the screen flickered with red static again 3 times, it went back to the image again except this time there was the text again though it was messed up, but it was pretty much one of the most horrifying things I looked at since I had this game...
"I HAVE FARDED."
It was when I read that message while looking at the monkey when it hit me, I realized right there and then.
This monkey was a monkey, a pure primate, sadistic, all-powerful, nightmarish, demented ape... and all of his victims, including goerge, rafiki, peter and possibly elmo, are just his little toys, and the game is the very gateway into his chaotic, stupid world and the very Hell his victims are trapped, or maybe it is just a rom game and that i am overreacted, and the car was just my mind playing games, i can't tell.
After I sat there for 25 seconds I heard a sound right behind me, like a monkey noise...
"OH OHOH HO OHOOHOHOH AHAHHAH A"
I turned around to see where the sound came from, and what I saw made me scream...
Sitting on my toilet... staring right at me...
... Was a monkey, shitting with a smile on his face.
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