The Mr. Men Show - Murders

June 14, 2019
"I hope this day ends already..." I said as I picked up the DVD. The Mr. Men Show? I haven't watch the show in a long time!
When I got home, I dusted out my old DVD player, and put the disc there. The DVD went straight into the main menu. It looked... weird. There was just Mr. Bump, staring at me. The music was the theme song, only edited to be G-Major and also slowed down to the point of sounding demonic.
I pressed play, and the intro played. The music was in G-Major, again, and everyone was gone, except for Mr. Bump. The title card has a chainsaw in it, and the title was "Murders". The music was something that sounds like the theme of a horror movie.
The episode itself looks like it was record on a VHS tape, when it really wasn't.
The episode began with all of the Mr. Men and Little Misses in a meeting, except for Mr. Bump. Yes, even Little Miss Calamity was there, even though she was written out in season 2.
Then, Mr. Happy said "Wait, where's Mr. Bump?" Everyone then got dragged away by a force.
It cuts to a torture room. Mr. Bump said to the viewers "Hi, I'm Mr. Bump and welcome to my playroom! Wanna see what the others are doing? Yes? Well, then find out!" It cuts to static for 12 seconds, and I saw everyone die gory, yet weird deaths. All the blood was hyper-realistic, in fact! Here how the characters die:
* Mr. Happy was drawing something on a piece of paper. He gets a paper cut on his arm, and runs around screaming until he dies of blood loss.
* Little Miss Sunshine was watering a flower. The flower turns into a monster and bites her into two.
* Little Miss Whoops was just standing there, when a giant anvil falls from the sky and crushs her.
* Mr. Grumpy was reading a book, when the lights go out. When they come back, he is sliced to pieces.
* Mr. Tickle was tickling a shark. Soon, he fell into the water and the shark ate him. The water turned red with blood.
* Mr. Scatterbrain was walking, then he walked under a ladder, causing a bucket of nails to fall onto his head, killing him in just a matter of seconds.
* Mr. Stubborn actually saw Mr. Scatterbrain's death and backed away, then he got he fell into a hole of, guess what, spikes.
* Mr. Fussy was cleaning, when a bee flies in and strings him in the eye, causing it to explode into blood.
* Mr. Messy was digging up something, when a pool of lava floods in and burns him up.
* Little Miss Chatterbox was talking on the phone, when some ran in really fast and slits her thoart.
* Mr. Quiet was just standing there, when something made out of metal falls to the floor, cutting him in half.
* Mr. Noisy was playing the drums, when someone see him and shoot him.
* Mr. Bounce was bouncing, when a car runs him over.
* Little Miss Daredevil was doing her stunts, when a pool of acid appears, and she falls in it.
* Mr. Strong was working out, when someone smashs him with a giant mallet.
* Little Miss Helpful appearly saw the others' death, as was saying her prayers. Then an hippo falls on her and crushs her. (I found this funny)
* Mr. Lazy found a gun. He doesn't know how to use, and ends up shooting himself.
* Mr. Nosey and Mr. Small was just walking. A stray black cat see them and mauls them.
* Mr. Rude was swinning. A crocodile sees him and eats him, turning the water red with blood.
* Little Miss Naughty was pulling a prank on someone. The same someone just stabs her 42 times.
* Little Miss Scary was scaring someone with her masks. The same someone justs peels her face off.
* Little Miss Bossy was in a camp. Someone calls her too bossy and rips her "head" off.
* Mr. Tall was trying to walk in a forest. He fall onto a giant beartrap, which closes on him.
* Little Miss Magic was using a new magic spell. It causes her castle to catch on fire, and she burns alive as a result.
* Mr. Funny was doing his tricks. A lion mauls him.
* Little Miss Curious was looking inside a cave. A snake bites her and she dies from blood loss.
* Little Miss Giggles was at a garden. She falls off a cliff that was there.
* Mr. Nervous was in a haunted house. A ghost grabs a knife and stabs him 74 times.
* And finally, Little Miss Calamity was walking, when she falls onto a buzzsaw.
After all of that, I saw Mr. Bump, covered in blood. He said "Haha, now that's what I call revenge! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" And then, the credits rolled. They was just white letters on a black background. Then, I saw a message wrote in Times New Roman, which reads:
"You are safe, for now... See you tomorrow!"
"Uh, OK then..." I said. For the rest of the day, everything was normal. At least I'm safe for now....
OR I AM?
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