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THE BED MONSTER

I will always sleep soundly after making up this totally non-fictional fairy-tale.
I was watching my favorite show on tv, Spongebob Weedpants. I was just about to get to the part of the episode where Spongebob sings the "FUN" song, when I heard a knock on the door (even though I HAVE A FRICKIN' DOORBELL).
No one was there when I answered the door except a weird deformed mutated thingy. I closed the door on it ignoring the thought.
I started playing Pokemans X-Extra-X Vwsion Y, but for some reason the thought of that mutated thingy stuck in my head.
I went out my door to see that thingy still there, I picked it up and it licked me.
AHHHH! IT LICKED MEEEE!!! I INSTANTLY WENT TO WASH MY CURSED FACE!
But it didn't help. I named my thingy a... umm... oh! I know! It's name is Bob!
That night when I went to bed, I tried to sleep but I was awake all night. So I started fapping.
When I finally fell asleep I heard the sound of barking which woke me up. I just knew it was Bob, he was trying to kill me. I felt something sitting on my legs. I stayed in bed, but I needed to use the bathroom. But my fear got the best of me and I wet the bed.
I finally got up to see Bob's eyes bleeding with blood and his eyes were black and red. He got up and bit my big toes off, I woke up in a hospital. But the thing was everyone had the exact same head as Bob. They growled and growled and eventually they all leaped at me...
and bit my dick off.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pokemon
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
THE BOO WARNING

FOUR MORTALS HAVE ANGERED ME
FOUR MORTALS AWAKENED MY WRATH
THE FOUR MORTALS PAID WITH THEIR LIVES
IN A PASTA SECTION KNOWN AS AFTERMATH
CURSED BE THE READER OF THIS TALE
MAY HIS SKIN FOREVER TURN PALE
NO ESCAPE,NO PLACE TO HIDE
FOR THE ONE IM HUNTING HAS ALREADY DIED
I SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
SLOWLY WHISPERING,YOU ARE MINE...
THE NEXT PERSON IM COMING FOR IS YOU
FOR THE READER,A DEMON NAMED BOO
LET THIS BE A WARNIN TO ALL READERS,DO NOT EDIT THIS PAGE,DO NOT DELETE IT,SEND THE WARNING THROUGHOUT THE CYBERSPACE CALLED THE INTERNET.OR YOU SHALL BE THE BOO˙S NEXT VICTIM....
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Shortpasta
THE CUM BOX

FUCK I CAN'T GET RID OF IT IT HAUNTS MY DREAMS THE STORY STARTS IN 1995 WHEN MY GRANDFATHER DIED I INHERETED HIS CUM BOX BUT WHAT I DIDNT KNOW UNTIL TODAY WAS IT WAS HAUNTED BY THE CUM GHOST ITS REALLY FUCKED UP IVE TRIED BURNING IT BUT IT JUST ABSORBS THE HEAT IVE TRIED SMASHING IT BUT ITS TOO HARDENED TO BREAK IVE TRIED SHOOTING IT BUT IVE "SHOT" TOO MANY TIMES (DOUBLE ENTENDRE) FOR IT TO LEAVE A DENT EVERY NIGHT AT 11 PM EST THE CUM GHOST FLOATS OVER MY HEAD AND SAYS "OOOOOOOOOOOH IM THE FUCKING CUM GHOST" AND HE STEALS ALL OF THE CUM OUT OF MY BALLSACK I AM NO LONGER ABLE TO PLEASE MY WIFE I CANNOT HAVE A FAMILY AND SHE IS CONSIDERING DEVORCING ME ALSO HE TOOK MY FUCKING LIVER AAAAAAAGH OUCH OFFF AAAGHH OOOFF OWIE WHEN I JACK OFF THE CUM GHOST SCREAMS IN MY FACE AND IT KILLS THE MOOD AND IM SO ANGRY IVE TRIED CALLING THE PSYCHIC HOTLINE BUT THE GHOST HAS STOLEN AL OF MY MONEY AND I WAS ONLY ABLE TO SAY "HELLO" BEFORE THE LINE CUT AND I TRIED GOING TO CHURCH BUT WHO THE FUCK GOES TO A PRIEST AND SAYS "HELLO YES PLEASE EXORCISE MY CUM BOX" SO I THINK IM JUST FUCKED PLEASE LIKE SHARE AND RETWEET THIS STORY AND SPREAD IT ACROSS FACEBOOK AND MAYBE I WILL EXORCISE THE CUMOH NO HES COMING OH FUCK OH FUHello, this is the Cum Ghost.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Shortpasta
THE CURSE OF MINECRfat

So one dey I went on my compyuter. My friends telled me alot of this Minecraft game and I wanted to play the game. I went on the website but it was different from when I first saw the website on it. There was blood on the H in Minecraft. It scared the hyperrealistic shit out of me. But I'm badass so I baught the game fore 40 dolers, even tho my friends sed it was 15 dolers.
So I went on the game and played the game but it didn't start. Then the world loded and the single player was really boring so I played on a server. There was already a server on the game which scared me, but I IGNORED IT AND WENT ON THE SERVER ANYWAY. This is the truthocity.
There was three other people on my game. They were having of the gamertags which were the names of my friends. "I Amadick" "Giant Penis" "Stupid Bastart" So I killt the weird people. Then I got a phone call from the parents of these people which I killed and they said "WHO IS PHONE?" I Sed Me was phone and they said. Why did your some guy with minecraft name of DIKBUTKISS71 Kill mi son IRL!!!!!!1!!!11one
I ansered "O NO I MUST CALL THE PORICE" By the way I'm asain. So I called the police and they came >:-) and they saifd my frends were ded. Then I went on the game but It was gone!!! The game deleted itself. So I lost my game, my friends, and wurst of all, my 40 dollers!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS. Gimme 40 dollers now or your gonna be next you've been warned.
PPPPPPPPPPPS. If you don't believe me you are also next because it is true if you don't just wait. You will bleed hyperrealistic blood. I gurun T you.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Shortpasta
THE DARK HALLWAY DX

The beggining...It was a very boring day at school for no reason so i decided to throw a grenade and blame it on someone else.After i did it i ran away in slow motion to home just to find a really mysterious dark hallway filled with screeches of what seems to be lost souls trapped there for an eternity (or pancakes).I went in there because i want to. In the dark hallway...
I went in there,it was really really dark (no shit Sherlock!),i could barely see anything.Everything i hear in there was the screaming of:"Help!""Get me out of here!","WHO ATE THE LAST PIE", and "You did...".
So i proceeded to exploring it just to find pies,pancakes,gold,insert random thing here.I was happy with what i got so i went back.But,as i was walking,i saw a shadow,it looked horrifying,wait,ITS GOING AFTER ME!Its a...HALF EATEN COOKIE?!I started running,for some reason,whatever speed i go,it becomes faster as i do,i thought i was doomed,but i got hungry so i ate it!
And,PARTY AT MY HOUSE!
Its for 2 reasons:i managed to survive and...THE SCHOOL BLEW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moral of the STOREH:Cookies are evil,especially half eaten and holding a shankening device and having an angry poorly drawn face.If you find a half eaten cookie thats holding a shankening device and having an angry poorly drawn face,call EVIL PATRIXXXXX. (his number 666-666-666-666-666-666-666-666-777)
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
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THE DAY DEMMY CAME TO EARTH

SO 1 DAY I WAS LOOKING AT THE SKY AND I SAW DEMMY FLYING WITH HER DIARREAH BLAST AND I WAS LIKE ZOMG¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ AND CAME TO THE EARTH AND LET OUT A LOAD OF SHIT AND THEN THE EARTH WAS FULL OF SHIT¡¡¡¡ AND I WAS SKARED AND THEN SHE LEFT AND I WAS SWIMING IN THE SHIT ZOOOOMG 7727171117171717717177171717171717171717171717117177222727272727272 ZOMG ZOMG¡
OH NO¡
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Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Old Shit
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THE DEAD SKELETON

ONE TIME THER WUZ A GUY BY TEH NAME OF DICK POOPINSON. DIS MAN WAS A CREEPY OLD GOOSE AND HE SPOOKED ALL THE KIDZ. HE IZ BESTIES WIT PATRIXXX AND DEY GO N SCARR PEEPS. SO WUN DAY DICK DECIDED TO PISS ON SHIT. BUT DEN HE POOPED SO DEN HE DIED OF SHITTING BRIX. DEN PATRIXXX COMES ALONG 'N HE'S SAD DAT HIS FRIEND IS DED. SO DEN DICK POOPINSON CAME BAK AS A SKELETON 'N HE POPPED OUT OF A CLOSET. TEH END
P.S: MY NAME IZ DICK POOPINSON AND I HAVN'T POPPED OUT OF A CLOSET YET. REMEMBER TO NOT OPEN UR CLOSET 4 A WHILE.
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Category:ALL CAPS
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Potty Humor
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Old Shit
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THE DEAD SKULL

I BET YOU THINK THAT ALL OF THESE STORIES ARE PRETEND BUT GUESS WHAT THIS ONE IS FOR REAL! HOW DO I KNOW? WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I AM LOOKING AT YOU AND I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SECRETS! I EVEN KNOW YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL. ONE DAY I LOOKED AT YOU IN THE BATH ROOM. MAYBE I WILL BREAK SOMETHING AND TELL EVERYBODY IT WAS YOU.
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. BUT GUESS WHAT?
I AM A DEAD SKULL!!!
Category:Ghastly Macaroni
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Skeletons
Category:Shortpasta
THE DOG Deathland

Some games are so cute that they just wanna say, "Aww!
This one didn't do much of that.
It just horrified me. That's all.
Well when I was younger, about 6 or 7, I got a video game in my easter basket called THE DOG Island. It was supposed to be a really cute game about a dog trying to save your sibling from a rare illness that only a certain flower can save. I opened the box and found the disc. It looked normal with the beagle on there.
I opened up the game and heard the song terrified me already. It was all scratchy and it made me shake like fucking CRAZY. I obviously skipped it.
Then I saw the "New" and "Continue" buttons with the dogs playing at the top. But the logo was a dark red instead of a baby blue, and I was still freaked out.
I dared to hit "New", but I did. Then there was the normal thing at the beginning of the game in Pururo town with the happy dogs playing and licking and stuff. In a matter of fat a bulldog mailman with a letter in his hand. But another thing that was wrong was it had a large splotch of blood on it.
Then he handed it to an elderly gray dog, asking him what it said. He read it, saying, "Are you scared yet?" in a gruesome reversed text.
Well, I'll just skip to the REALLY creepy part.
I arrived at THE DOG island, where a completely white Labrador with completely black eyes. I started crying of fear IRL, but I sucked it up and kept playing.
After she talked with me for a while and I visited Dr. Potan, a beagle with doctor accessories, he looked pretty normal in the game as he is supposed to be. Then we visited a yorkie, showing us a house that he said was haunted by a "Ghost".
When we went inside, The Labrador told me "She had to do something important" And she left me inside. My dog turned around and he saw a black creature with white eyes and a completely white mouth (sort of the face of High Five Ghost from Regular Show) with a puddle of blood around him.
"Why did you.." then he closed his eyes and died.
I started bawling again, this time very loud. He was the character I wanted to see the most in the game, also of fear. I haven't picked up that game for another three years, but I might be brave enough to do so again.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
THE DOG Island - Petasi's Strike

OK, so I picked up my "THE DOG Island" copy that I got from Easter 2009. I inserted the disc and started playing.
It looked somewhat the same from my previous time playing it, with the scratchy voice and the screams in the title song and such The dogs playing with the Herobrine eyes, and Amelia with a snowy coat and pure black eyes.
Then I got to the part with Petasi, the little black creature with a High-five Ghost like face with ears practically bigger than his entire body.
He came from behind the fireplace, this time he wasn't dead, but his eyes were blood red. He had with a bloody whirring chainsaw. All of a sudden my dog had a sword and he freaked, whacking him with his sword and Petasi cried,
"AHH! YOU BASTARD!!"
I then went out of the house and eventually got caught, and he whirred his chainsaw and cut my character's head clean off. Them Amelia came up, FINALLY looking normal, and she said.
"Poor little friend.."
I took out my disc in horror and in red marker on the back of the disc, it repeated,
"Poor little friend.."
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
THE EVIL GRANDMA

In Wyoming, there is a town that is only for old people. They call it "Oldie Land". Oldie Land is for the people that are 60 years old and under. All the old people in Wyoming go there to die, like most old people go to die in Florida. Anyway, a grandmother named Nancy had only one child and one grandson, she lived alone because her husband Steve died after a bus crash with a clown car and when the cars crashed Steve sailed through the windshield and he blew up on the road from the force. Nancy was sad about it but she got over it.
One day her Daughter and her son came over to Oldie Land to visit her and have dinner there. "Mama! We're here!" said her daughter named Jolene. and the doggy
"I'm coming Jolene, hold yo' self!" (The reason why Nancy said that is because she wants to be hip)poison
Nancy opened the door and said "Come on in you crazy clefs! I made us a fantastic dinner. " She said.
They talked and they talked about Steve. Jolene and her son, Billy Bob started to cry because they missed him, but Nancy said "That fat pile of muck is dead! Get it over with it, you!"
"Grandma, that's not nice!" said Billy Bob
"Shut up." Said Nancy. and then she cried
Nancy then walked to the kitchen and cooked dinner. After an hour and a half it was ready.
"Din Din is ready you fools!" said Nancy, making peace signs.
For "din din" they had beef soup, corn, and peaches.
When they were eating the food, Billy Bob started to choke and said
"Grandma! Help me!!!!!!"
"No Billy Bob, you must die with Jolene!"
"I put poison in the food, so you must die!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" said Jolene and Billy Bob.
Nancy threw the food all over Jolene and Billy Bob and said
"Eat my food!"
"Noooo!" they said
Jolene and Billy Bob soon died and Nancy threw the rest of the food all over the floor and rolled around in it and she was a food monstress "Rawwaer!" She said.
She then died because her bones are so frail and the food collapsed on her.
Hte end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
THE FIRST TIME I EVER SHAT MYSELF

THAT WAS DAY BEFORE THE NEXT DAY WHICH WAS NOT LIKE ANY OTHER DAY. THAT DAY (THE NEXT DAY) WAS THE DAY I SHIT MY PANTS FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. AND THIS WAS REALLY SIGNIFICANT, CONSIDERING I NEVER SHIT MY PANTS AS A BABY BECAUSE I HELD IT IN AND ALMOST DIED BUT IT WORKED OUT SO I'M OKAY AND I'M NOW 22 YEARS OLD. THE DAY I SHIT MY PANTS WAS AWFUL. I AM FINELY ACUTELY AWARE OF EVERY DETAIL.
ANYWAYS, I DON'T REMEMBER TOO MUCH ABOUT THAT DAY, EXCEPT THAT AT ONE POINT I WAS SITTING AT MY COMPUTER ABOUT TO BLOW A FAT ONE ALL ACTUALLY THAT PARTS NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT IS IMPORTANT WAS WHEN I TOTALLY ON ACCIDENT CLICKED ON THE AD THAT READ AS FOLLOWS:
"HEY SEXY IM NEIGHBOR 4.858684G235 MI AWAY FROM YOU TEXT ME FOR SEX ;);););)"
OH GOD, I'M HAVING A SERIES OF FLATULENCE-INDUCING STROKES JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED NEXT BRB 5 MIN.
...
ALRIGHT I'M BACK GUYS NO WORRIES I'M FINE MY GIRLFRIEND SAID SO. SO AS SOON AS I CLICKED ON THE ADD, LIKE 83 PICTURES POPPED UP. THEY WERE HORRIBLE. ROTTING CORPSES, A MAN WITH TWO SEWN ON TOES ON HIS PENIS, ANOTHER MAN COOKED ALIVE, A BALD GUY, ETC...
I CRIED OUT FOR HELP FROM MY GIRLFRIEND, WHICH IN RETROSPECT WAS PROBABLY THE WORST DECISION I'VE EVER HAD, CONSIDERING SHE WALKED IN ON ME WITH MY EXPOSED GENITALS, CUM ON MY HAND, AND A BUNCH OF FUCKED UP PICTURES OF GORE AND DEATH ON MY COMPUTER SCREEN. WHEN SHE WALKED IN AND SAW ME, SHE IMMEDIATELY SHOT ME IN THE FACE WITH AN IRON-DILDO-GUN AND LEFT.
WHEN PEOPLE DIE THEIR BOWELS RELEASE ALL OVER THEM, SO THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I SHAT MYSELF... AS WELL AS THE LAST.
DON'T WATCH PORN, FOLKS.
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Category:Satire
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
THE GAY

Long ago there was a lean devil, with black hair slicked back with grease, his name was Levi and he was captain of the football team. His smile sent all the girls into a frenzy however, Levi only had eyes out for one man in the back, the man had purple skin and his name was Pi. Pi was a skinny boi, with spiky hair, he was destined to be king of the gods. Levi was eattign lunch with his friends when suddenly he looked over and saw something in his line of sight. THere was a man cleaning up spilled drink, it was Pi. Levi's promiscuous demener showed itself as he strutted up to young lad. "Hey, I'm white, your purple, let's make a light shade of pink." Pi blushed as he fell into Levi's arms, as the two men imbraced Levi felt like he was at home.
Then later on in fith period a teacher was writting math problems on board, it was Pi. Levi walked up to him and asked "Hey Mr Chemistry, wanna make some reactions." "Oh yeah let;s demonstrate in front of the class, but that is not exactly legal, so here is a link to my Roblox game so we can have Roblox sex."
Levi, later that night went on his computer and linked to the game, which looked exactly like the house from 'FNAF' and over in the corner was a roblox character, it was Pi. Pi and Levi, started to tea bag each other while typing "*moan*" in the chat, until they both typed "Pi I'm gonna." and than Levi dropped all his items on the boi.while making the Roblox death sound.
For many days the student and teacher went into this Roblox game and did the same thing every night. However that would all change when Pi told Levi about his Past in the Roblox Chat
Pi: "Before We Roblox Nut I Should Tell You The Truth."
Levi : "What do you wanna tell me? I'll love you no matter what."
Pi: "I Wanted To Tell You That........ Well You See Your Not The Only Boy Who Roblox Nutted Me. There Was Another His Name is Mussolini Tortellini."
Levi could feel his balls sweat with a nervious sweat, it was like an ocean. Levi trembled in fear he had heard the legends of the Mussolini Tortellini. He heard that Mussolini Tortellini fucked Hitler so hard, that Hitler killed himself.
Levi: "Woah........ that sound spooky AF."
Pi: "You Need To Kill Him To Prove Your Love For Me."
Levi knew hwa he needed to do, so after he was done getting in his pikachu onsee, hedecied to go to Mussolini Tortellini's house, in the sky. After an epic sky fight Levi got to Mussolini Tortellini's throne room.
"Ahhhh I knew you were coming." said Mussolini Tortellini "I kidnapped Pi."
"NO YOU BASTARD!" Levi than whipped out his 'sword' and whacked Mussolini Tortellini so hard that no amount of anal lube could prepare him for what happedned next.
In the end, Pi got arrested for various crimes, Levi did some drugs and died, and my family was very disappointed.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Roblox
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
THE GIANT GORILLA ON FIRE

ONE TIME THERE WERE ALL THESE COOL GUYS STANDING AROUND WITH THEIR HANDS IN THEIR POCKETS AND THEIR BIG ZIPPERS LOOKING AROUND WITH THEIR RAD SPECS AND NOT BEING CAREFUL.
JUST THEN A BUS PULLED UP AND WAS THE BLACKEST MOST EVIL BUS THE COOL GUYS HAD EVER SEEN AND THEY HAD SEEN SOME REALLY EVIL BUSES IN THEIR TIME ON THE STREETS. THE BUS OPENED ITS BLACK EVIL DOOR AND A GIANT GORILLA ON FIRE STEPPED OUT OF IT. HE WAS PUNCHING ALL THE COOL GUYS WITH HIS BIG GORILLA FISTS THAT WERE ON FIRE AT THE SAME TIME. THE COOL GUYS GOT PUNCHED AND BURNED REAL BAD BUT THE DIFFERENT GUY WAS OK. LET THIS BE A LESSON TO EVERYONE WHO THINKS THEY ARE TOO COOL TO EVEN BE CAREFUL!
Category:Ghastly Macaroni
Category:Animulz
Category:Shortpasta
THE GLOOP

Ok, so one day I was masturbating to my poster of Rick Sanchez (He's a sexy one) until I heard a knock on my door. I expected to be the same guy who kept stealing my condoms (for some reason) until I checked the window. It was a weird old guy holding something from his hand. For a moment I thought it was a condom. So when I was about to steal it from him, he gave me a greeting. 
He told me his name was Joe and that he was giving me a game for free. I looked at cover game, it was an image of a Pokemon game. I was a bit excited since not only I'm a Rick and Morty fan, but a Pokemon fan as well. So we both thanked each other and then he left. After he left I went to put the game on my system and waited to load.
When the start menu finally loaded I pressed start and then my game started to crashed! I was like "What the fuck?" I was not only angry that man gave me the game, but that I gave him a free blow job! When I was about to unleash my ultimate Shrek form the game finally began to work again.
"Finally!" I said after I finally began to play. The game still looked a bit strange since all the Pokemon not only looked like they had blood but they looked VERY HYPER- REALISTIC. The trainers looked weird too. Every once in while they will say strange things like "GLOOP" will eventually get me. I didn't know who the fuck Gloop was I was just hoping he'll be a great sex pal.
After time passed, the more stranger the game got. Every time I tried to attack with my sexy army of Pokemon the screen would go black and loud screams can be heard which made my dick stand up. I decided it would be best if I took a break from the game. But there was a force that made me keep playing. At first I thought it was just my dick being, horny until I thought "what if it was Gloop?"
I refused to believe that something silly can do such thing, but the more I thought about it the more I began to worry. What if Gloop was really behind this? And what if he is really a great sex pal? I then started to research this so called "Gloop". After a few hours the only thing I got was a 
porn website which was not bad at all.
Soon I decided to play the game more to find out myself. Eventually, when I won my first battle a strange figure appeared. I suddenly realized that I was battling Gloop. He looked like something that looked like my dick. He had 1000Hp and was hard like my balls. It took me 2 hours to beat him. When I beat him, he screamed like a like a bitch and exploded.
After he exploded my system began to make sexy, but strange noises. Soon my game had exploded too. I then thought I was next, but then I looked behind me and THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND KILLED ME.
DEH END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Well, that was pointless.
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOUR PENIS

THE GOVERNMENT INSTALLS CAMERAS INTO THE FLUSH SENSORS IN YOUR BATHROOM, THEY TAKE PICTURES OF YOUR DICK AND PUT IT IN THE FEDERAL DATABASE BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY YOU DONT WANT YOUR DICK IN THE FEDERAL DATABASE IN THIS DAY AND AGE YOU NEED TO BE MAKING MONEY AND LETTING THE FEDS CIRCLE JERK TO YOUR DICK PICS FOR FREE IS A SIN INSTEAD OF LETTING YOUR BABYMAKER FALL INTO ENEMY HANDS I PROPOSE THAT PEOPLE WITH PENISES COME TOGETHER AND FORM A NEW STYLE OF PISSING THAT HIDES THE GENETALIA FROM THE FEDS BECAUSE IF WE PAINT OVER THE CAMERAS THEN THE WILL INSTALL SECRET CAMERAS IN OUR BATHROOMS IT IS CRUCIAL WE ARE AS SUBLE AS POSSIBLE ABOUT THIS AS A WISE MAN ONCE SAID
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:ALL CAPS
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