Josh.exe: Uncut version

This is a my Health project, so this might come in handy if you read it.
Sources and facts:
"It's not that games are bad, it's that you're kid is bad at games." - Dr.Dogass Genital
88% of kids in the US and America are bad at games with that 12% of other kids not being bad at games are me.
Symptoms of video game addicktion:
Sneezing, coughing, cancer, organ failure, irritability, knowing everything about their game including the coding, diabetes type 5, emo ego, hiding from land lord, becoming Canadian for 2 minutes, use of over used vine phrase and racism towards bath water.
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Facts from extremely lonely organization lpomah.org - Lesbian police officer men at home
Video games are proven to prevent proper development of testicular growth which is needed to pee properly. Gamers who pick up controllers are automatically injected with a lethal dose of rust from a broken sewage pipe, which causes them go be prone with many long term burdens such as rapid reproduction and hair tumors. Publishers produce cute and Kawaii franchises such as Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain and Splinter Cell in hopes of hooking more of more potential gamers of today's yeast. This is the same strategy practiced by the tobacco for big industry - Possibly almost fact.
Psychological studies have proven that too much shock therapy on gamers apparently kill them as well as non-gamers as well. Psychologists have been coming on with the theory that gamers and non-gamers are linked. Gamers are often known to be jealous of their more social and athletic peers, so they tend to kill their peers in online battles, printing them out, and then turning their souls into video games for their addiction. Though, this does not apply for all games as I know a few people who didn't turn their peers into video games after the battles.
Very hardcore games are known as "chimney toilets" because they rent games and never give them back by doing a hack that makes them not give back their game by not going to the store.
Facts from a very smart man in an alleyway.
Personality traits like eating food, breathing, having blood, and the ability to breath all seem to be linked to video game addiction.
Hi, this is a story about me my name is Josh. I'm an addict. I'm not an addict to any addictive stuff. Not drugs, not alcohol, not gambling, no. I'm a video game addict. It all started last summer when I was about to have a divorce with my parents. I didn't really have anyone to do and they didn't love me anymore, so, I went into a deep state of depression and started to smash up my game cartridges and disks and snorted them up.
When school came around, I- I just just couldn't focus. The games were getting to me, man. I'd snort up yoshi's island before going to school and then suddenly I start to see dragon poop raining out of the fire sprinklers and I start to laugh loudly. As it turns out, the school was having a fire and I was still in class hallucinating while everyone was gone. I got severe skin burns and bronchitis, but the video games that filled my nose made me feel like nothing ever happened. I got suspended the next day because the teachers had accused me of starting the fire because of the laughing I did while the fire was going on. That was bullshit, but at least I got to stay home and snort games whenever I wanted. Plus, my burning and hot body makes the snorting even better because it lights the games up. At this point, my social life is just 9s and 11s.
You know, life is like billy mays. It gives you cleaning products that you could use to fix your life, then dies, and then rolls in its grave, later rolling out of its grave to your house saying in a musical black man's voice, "I'M GONNA CAUSE THE ARREST OF AN INNOCENT PERRRRRRRRSON." for not using the cleaning products. I chose to not use the "cleaning products" and keep snorting games, so I suppose I'm gonna get a visit from billy mays soon, but that's ok. However, I got sick of billy mays coming to my house every night to make love to me even though I'm a guy, so I got some Oxyclean and put it all in my nose and my addiction was gone and so was my life.
So, I have died, but I still retain the ability to type this Health project. My addiction is gone and I have gone back to school and I've been getting solid food at lunch which is unfair since I'm a transparent ghost now, but whatever. Life is better. Life is better...
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