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Neoteny

Neoteny is the retention, by adults in a species, of traits previously seen only in juveniles, and is a field studied in developmental biology. In neoteny, the development of an animal, organism or squiggly thing is slowed or delayed. Ultimately this process results in the retention of juvenile characteristics well into maturity.
In vertebrate biology, neoteny is most easily identified when sexually mature juveniles or larva are found. Specific individual traits that appear childlike, such as increased capacity to learn, sparse body hair and collecting action figures may be considered neotenous.
==Neoteny in evolution==
Neoteny is very important in evolution. It allows animals to act like n00bs but actually be pros. Neoteny happens when the genes responsible for mutation become inactive, thereby keeping the animal in its n00b form. Normally, like, being more n00bish would be a disadvantage, but sometimes environmental changes happen which make being a n00b evolutionarily good. Like if there's a totally underpowered class like a Pally which only a n00b would take, and there's a patch released that makes that class good, and then being a n00b for a bit would help.
Examples of neoteny include dogs, dodos, goblins, and humans. These are recognisable by their lack of flying ability, lack of hair and weak strength levels. For example, dwarves are stronger, have lots of body hair and stop growing earlier, compared to humans, proving that humans are a kind of dwarf.
==Neoteny in humans==
It has been debatted wether neteony affects people. Some people say it does, some people say it doesn't, we just don't know at the moment. Humans have a lot of similaritys to the chimps, a kind of monkey. Some people say that the baldness of humans is like baby chimps, but my dad's balder than me and he's more like a gorilla than a baby chimp. And my grannys way older than my dad but she's like a baby cos she's small and always peeing herself, so that could be neteony too.
There are many things that people have said that might be caused by neteony in people. These are a higher level of inteligense and cuirrosity comppared to our nearest relatives, (specially uncle Stan) and bigger boobies and bum on women. Teacher's only got a big bum, so she's half-neteonuos. Mister Keller the Janitors got a big bum and boobies, but he's a man so I don't know what to think about that. Mister McCock the PE teacher hasn't got a big bum or boobies but he's always talking about them when hes watching us get changed, so you could say that he's cuirrous.
===Example of human neoteny===
*want ball want ball want ball want ball wanna wanna wanna wanna wanna
*need a wee
*really need a wee
*done a wee
*done a poo
*want real daddy not steve not steve not steve hate steve hate steve
== See also ==
*Rubber Duck
Category:Biology
Category:Children
Category:Self-reference
Never Again

Never and Again are two magic words that when said in conjunction can stop something from EVER happening again. It is often used in public schools by students hoping to discontinue an awkward thought or idea of a schoolmate. However, it can be used by anyone on anything. If performed correctly, this will render the target unable to repeat the offending action. 
==Effect==
"Never Again" is useful in most scenarios because both parties can usually escape unscathed if the target of the phrase is compliant.
WARNING: This procedure causes extreme embarrassment of both parties if the receiver chooses to continue the unwanted action.
==Historical Uses==
The phrase has been used many times throughout history. The most important ones are listed below. But, some of the people here target themselves with never again, because it is said, "The first signs of change begin within the heart" or some new-age bullcrap like that.
Category:Words
Category:Magic
Never Far Away

Never Far Away (NOES for short) is a terrifying horror film that was created for children. The film takes its name from the theme song of the popular children's bbc series, Bodger and Badger. The central characters of the film are Simon Bodger and his serial killer pet, Badger.
==Plot==
This peculiar movie begins in the same whimsical manner as the television series. However, it soon transpires that Badger only pretends to like mashed potato because he cannot eat any thing else (due to his lack of teeth). Bodger finds Badger sobbing about this and as a present to his best friend, has the children of the school he is working at build a set of false teeth for him. In a dramatic and shocking twist to the plot, it is revealed that Badger's new food of choice is children (que bloody, gorey, mashed potatoey murder). Hauntingly, throughout the movie, the audience is prepared for when a murder is going to take place by the creepy whispering of the theme tune on the breeze:
In the film's climactic final scene we witness Bodger discovering that the murders are being caused by his beloved buddy. There is an exciting stand-off between the dangerous duo where Bodger manages to stop his pet from shooting him (many theories can be found on the internet as to where Badger obtained the gun- some people say you can see him buying it from a shady character in the background of scene 12). After believing he had saved his own life, Bodger insists they talk things over whilst enjoying a nice cup of tea. However, when his back is turned, Badger strikes again placing a large quantity of rat poison into his owner's mug whilst releasing his trademark laugh. The movie becomes more fictional in the ending scene with police raiding Bodger's flat and finding him dead on the floor with Badger (who in a magnificent and chilling twist, turns out to be nothing but a puppet) stuck on the end of his Bodger's arm, with his face twisted into a manic grin.
==Movie Origins==
The movie was based on both the true events of the mashed potato murders (of which the relatives received compensation in money and a life-time's supply of mashed potatoes) and the exciting adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
==Sequels==
Although there were 2 sequels originally planned, due to the movie's poor box office takings and lack of taste, the next movies were never made.
The TV series Bodger and Badger was canceled when Bodger was sentenced to life imprisonment. He maintained that he was innocent and would continue to produce the series in prison but so far, he has not been allowed to be reunited with his puppet. 
Never Far Away
Category:Things that may be out to get you
New Australia

New Australia. One of the most boringest places in the world. Created by gay people out of the Murray River basin, they believed they own the Murray-Darling basin when they actually did not own it at all.
== HISTORY OF NEW AUSTRALIA ==
=== FOR DICKS, DUMBARSES, FUCKTARDS AND WANKERS ===
It's really simple, stupid. Gay people founded this piece of shit simply because the ChurchChristians killed ten gay people, simply because they're gay. Come on, killing is bad!
=== FOR SMARTARSES, AUTISTIC GUYS AND BITCHES (Complicated version) ===
====Early History====
In 2002, after the killing of ten homosexuals, homosexuals, transsexuals, transvesdykes, and bisexuals (and five straight people) settled in Mildura, Echuca and Swan Hill and raised the Rainbow Flag as a symbol of LGBT rights. They called that place "New Australia" or "Gayland". That raised controversy by dioceses around the area, claiming that it is a sin but they are probably hypocrites becdause they are gay themselves. That caused the first civil war and the gays won and had a partition.
====Contemporary History====
In the recent years, population of New Australia reached a healthy 100,000. But there are still problems remaining, all because of the crap they had. After the river became dust, another civil war started and eventually, came the rise of the Grues. They have to fight. Finally, the fags won and started rebuilding the society.
Recently, there have been reports of nude activities on Murray Beach. Police have been investigating and found the source: a sod.
== Places to see ==
=== The Murray River ===
Well, there is almost nothing in it. Go upstream and there is some water. But you can swim in that crap. I don't want to hear complaints that you got halitosis, m'kay?
=== Murray Beach ===
Home to transvestites, transsexuals and lesbians, this is where sexy lesbos, transvestites and transsexuals hang out every day and night for exercise and showing off.
=== The Pink Triangle ===
Yes, it's in Sydney, but that is partly funded and maintained by the New Australian Government that loves homosexuals. Built in memory of the homosexuals that died for us.
=== The Rainbow Flagpole ===
This one has a Rainbow Flag on it. A tall pole indeed. By night, it becomes a huge pole-dancing pole, where gays pole-dance to entertain sods.
== See Also ==
*Australia
*Gay
Category:States and territories of Australia
Category:Asia
New Caledonia

New Caledonia (Nouvelle-Calédonie) is a small chain of islands in the western Pacific. Its population is comprised of a combination of Creole-speaking Natives, Creole-speaking "Brown people", and Creole-speaking Frenchmen known as "Caldoches". It is important to note that the word "douche" is nearly embedded in this term.
==History==
New Caledonia was formed around the year 1500 B.C.E. by a volcanic eruption, the same method in which most of the islands in the "Ring of Fire" were formed. New Caledonia has been populated by Melanesians (and to a lesser extent, Polynesians) for centuries. In 1792, an English sailor named James Cook discovered the island and dubbed it "New Caledonia".
 Napoleon III claimed New Caledonia for France in 1853 during an attempt to form an empire that would rival the British empire. Shortly afterwards, the French government shipped thousands upon thousands of French criminals to New Caledonia. Yet, despite the fact that these criminals were "the toughest of the tough" in France, warm weather proved to be too much for a vast quantity of these badasses, many of whom surrendered to tropical diseases such as malaria. These deaths caused great angst amongst the remaining French settlers; as a result, these French settlers used racism as a form of stress release. They established a system of discrimination known as "Code de l'Indigénat", which was, simply put, Apartheid but with a darling French accent. During World War II, New Caledonia was used as an air base for Great Britain, but it was captured by the Axis in 1943. This was inevitable, as New Caledonia is populated by Frenchmen.
==Now==
Since the end of World War II, New Caledonia has remained a relatively peaceful community. An increasingly large amount of French people have moved to New Caledonia in recent years.
==Demographics==
While still the most predominent group, the indigenous Melanesian population has decreased to comprise 44.6% of the whole population (as of the 1996 census); their population has declined due to of the influx of European settlers moving there. Europeans comprise 34.5% (predominantly French, with German, British and Italian minorities), while Japanese, Chinese, and a small number of ethnic Africans comprise the remaining 20.9%.
==Climate==
The climate of the islands is tropical, and rainfall is highly seasonal.
Category:France
Category:Islands
Category:Pacific Ocean
Category:Places that think they are countries
Category:States and territories of Australia
New Jersey Devils

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The New Jersey Devils (commonly referred to as the New Jersey Satanists) are minions of Satan himself, who coincidentally play ice hockey. Much like the RMS Titanic, the Devils tend to sink when they hit the ice. Unlike most NHL teams, New Jersey goes in a brief period of hibernation from early October to early April, at which time they resume blabber of how they will be a success the next year.
==History==
Original located in Kansas City, the "Scouts", as they were known then, won 12 games their first year. It was so bad, in fact, that the owner had already committed suicide by the 66th loss. Luckily, the Capitals ran away with the crown for laughing stock of the NHL that year.
A short time later (to Scouts fans- decades), Kansas City moved to Colorado, because if it's in the mountains, it's NHL worthy. The owners were too lazy to come up with a team name, so they went with the title "Colorado Rockies". The Rockies best season earned them 57 points in 1981. The time it took for the entire front office to be dead is still un-timeable by scientists today. Later, the world (specifically Colorado) rejoiced when the team left for New Jersey in 1982 (they were not so thrilled about it themselves).
When Brendan Shanahan signed with the St. Louis Blues, Scott Stevens sold his soul to the devil so that he could bring to the Devils the only Stanley Cups they'll ever win.
To this day, New Jersey has remarkably stayed tough in the depths of the NHL, but maybe someday they will move back to Kansas City and give the world a good laugh. In the meantime, their remaining fans eagerly await the day where Miroslav Satan signs with the Devils.
==Notable Players== 
*Martin Brodeur
*Scott Stevens
*Scott Niedermayer
*Ken Daneyko
*Patrik Elias
==Achievements==
*Having 7 players win a Stanley Cup on NHL 2K6 for the PlayStation 3
*Making Connecticut want an ice hockey team
*Whining longer than the average 2-year old
*Finishing ahead of the 1974-75 Washington Capitals
*Winning many more division/conference championships than Stanley Cups
*Not having many achievements
==See Also==
*Hockey
*New Jersey
*Pimp
*Sucking
*Mickey Mouse Organization
category:Sports
category:Hockey
New User

Dear New User
OK. So here I am: a new user. Did the basic stuff... clicked on umpteen links and read the new user bits. Still haven't a clue... aah the age of ignorance has dawned (yet again) and I stand naked before the shrine of stupidity with my teddy bear in one hand and my salami in the other... 
On the grounds that if comfort eating doesn't work then comfort cuddling is worth a try... 
How do I link? God knows and he's still laughing. 
How do I make a "sub page"? Will it float? I had a little submarine as a kid and you put baking soda in a little com-party-ment and watching it chugging around the bath for a minute or two... 
Will somebody please (hey! I did a Bold!) - and then an Italic!!! Awesome! (I highlighted the particular word and clicked on "B" or "I". Please give me some advice guidance or marry-juan-a? ( My sister married a guy named Juan so I know whereof I speak) 
Of course, I should have known... 
You have to make your own way in the world ( as the guy with the digger said) and now I have managed to get in an australian slang word too... 
Did some "internal linking" there... hmmm... could be fun... but how to link with the outside world? I think this is how: 
Put in two [ before and two after the word. Lets try it.... 
==Salami== 
OK so I need to go to the "search box" (not to be confused with that thing footballers do in the showers - yuk!) and type in Salami and see what's out there - if nothing then create a page? Or drop in a random word by editing a page and letting the link find it? Naw - that would be sneaky (har har rubs hands together al la Fagin in Oliver Twist) 
Checked "Salami" - nope that page doesn't exist - yet!!! Ha! Now I know why this stuff is so addictive! You end up creating pages to link to pages of links to other pages! Sheesh! My head is spinning - good stuff that maryjane.... 
WHEEE!!! Now I have created a "Salami" page to link too... 
This is too much... I should remember my doctor's warning: 
Reccurrent Revelling Recreates Ridiculous Random Repititions. 
So maybe this has been done before (the "fuck me" I'm a novice thingy) of course, nuns do it all the time.... and using too many trailing wee dots after every sentence is farking up my eyes... 
... or before every sentence but that would be superflous (or should that be "superfluidic?) and using too many quotation marks and brackets may be fine for shelving but it's getting old already...
==Angry Twelve-year-olds==
When your a new user, on a new site we know things can be tough. That's why we're here to tell you it's no different here! If I were you I'd start running 'cause those twelve-year-olds down there look angry.
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=== For information on being a new user (general household appliances not included) try the following links: ===
*Oscar Wilde
*Kitten Huffing
*Chuck Norris
*Captain Obvious
=== Don't you dare visit ===
*Wikipedia
*Uncyclopedia is the worst
Category:N00bs
New Venice

New Venice is a city located in the south of Louisiana.
It was founded by some girl named Katrina on August 29th 2005.
This city is quite beautiful, most of its buildings are built in water and the population moves around with boats and enjoy robbing stores and shooting at military helicopters.
New Venice was formerly part of New Orleans. But Katrina found it more suitable to divide the city in two; New Venice and No Orleans.
The city consists of several neighboorhods bisected by the Canal Street Canal, named for a street in which a planned canal which was to connect the Mississippi River to Lake Pontchartrain. The neutral ground of Canal Street remained dry for over a century, a monument to abandoned Louisiana public works projects. FEMA completed the canal in 2005, proving the agency more effective than the Army Corps of Engineers.
==Tourist Information==
* Stay away from the Superdome stadium, it smells bad.
* Be sure to rent a canal boat to take the scenic paddle ride along the Canal Street Canal.
* Don´t drink the water, it might contain microscopic sharks that will eventually eat you from the inside and pop out of your stomach!
* Enjoy local watersports; the helicopter trap, alligator wrestling and the recently popular spectator sport break in and run.
* Be sure to take in some of the fine music, ranging from jazz to Handel's Water Music.
* Go out for a ride on the loveboat through the streets of New Venice, the buildings are very beautiful.
* Don't forget to sample some of the fine seafood on offer in a city mostly underwater.
* Stay away from looters!
* New Venice was originally a popular vacation spot for news reporters, politicians and Sean Penn.
* Home of the Ray Nagin Chocolate Factory.
* Watch out for Gene Splicers and Big Daddys, this city is underwater after all.
==See also==
* No Orleans
* New New Orleans
* Old Venice
* Hurricane Katrina
* New Orleans Square
* Hurricane Rita
Category:New Orleans
Category:Bad Places To Go For Holidays
ja:ネオ・ヴェネツィア
New York Dolls

The New York Dolls were a Major League baseball team from 1971 to 1977, but are often seen as a continuation of the older New York Times baseball team. During their time in MLB they found little success, but have since become an icon for gay, transgendered and punk rock baseball players and fans as they were the first and so far only baseball team to adopt blouses, leopard skin spandex trousers, silk scarves and high heels as a uniform. The team were based at the Max's Kansas City Ballpark and would train at Stonewall Ballpark (both in New York City, New York, NY). The franchise disbanded after a Federal government investigation into drug use amongst professional athletes discovered that large amounts of over-the-counter estrogens were being consumed by the players.
 
==Hanoi Rocks==
The owners then moved the team to SE Asia, where the wholesale usage of anaerobic steroids was positively encouraged. They were known briefly as the Bangkok Shocks, then the Saigon Shakes, before finally settling on the name Hanoi Rocks in 1981. They were the first team to break the cross-dressing barrier in Asian baseball, but at this time the team was made up exclusively from Finnish players. In 1983, the team temporarily moved back to NYC (or 'Mystery City' as it is known in Finnish), where they became known as the Asian Ladyboys. The Ladyboys attracted considerable support amongst New Yorkers and their popularity has grown internationally since the advent of the Interweb where many high-quality videos of them swinging their bats can be downloaded for only $29.99. 
In 1984, Nick Dangling, the team's catcher was ”killed in a car accident”. At least that's how it was officially announced. According to rumours and a well-known conspiracy theory, he is actually still alive and now resides in Switzerland. This case however, caused the Ladyboys to break up, with their pitcher Sammy Sodomy being the first to departure from baseball in 1985, followed by center field player Marilyn Monroe to do the same. The team had tried to reunite with members of the original line-up for several times but they could never really build on their past success again. This caused the owners to fire the remaining players and permanently change the team members.
The current Ladyboys uniform resembles that of a Japanese schoolgirl.
==Utterly and completely random miscellaneous true facts==
*The New York Dolls were Oscar Wilde's second favorite baseball team. 
*Former players include Edgar Allen Poe, James F. Polk, Shirley Rush, Freddy Kreuger and Lisa Lampanelli.
*During the 1973 playoffs, team manager and quarterback Chris Ludacris Bridges was arrested for substance abuse (The Birth Control Pill), and was sent to a rehab in Orange County Iowa.
*Before an away game against the Linkin Park the Dolls sacrificed Regis Philbin in the locker room.
Category:Sports
Category:American musical groups
Category:New York
Category:Punk rock groups
New York Knickerbockers

MANHATTAN, New York -- The struggling New York Knickerbockers are a distant last place in NBA attendance figures this season, largely due to their jaw-dropping ineptitude on the court. But Nets management does not think they need to assemble a winning team to get people to come, they believe they simply need to concoct the most irresistible promotion that mankind has ever devised.
So for the remainder of this season, the team has no plans to win any of their games. Indeed, they have only won six out of sixty as of this writing, so winning any more is a silly idea anyway. Instead, Nets management has devised a series of innovative promotions that are certain to fill their empty arena.
With these amusing and novel ideas, Knickerbocker management expects the games to be more entertaining than ever. They encourage fans to show up in huge numbers. And to lose any notion of witnessing quality basketball when they do.
== Sources ==
*Willis Reed
*Patrick Ewing
*Amar'e Stoudemire
*Carmelo Anthony
*Aleksei Mendeleevskiy
Category:Basketball
Category:New York
Category:Girls