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One Armed Philly

One Armed Philly is a name that comedienne Phyllis Diller went by in her early years (circa 1770.) She was known as the only whore around who could give handjobs to three separate men at once...with only one arm. She was paid about twopence for an overnight, half a quid for a quickie in a back alley. Well into her 200's, she has retired from both whoring and comedy.
==Clients==
Some of One Armed Philly's glamorous clientele included, over the years...
*Thomas Jefferson (when he wasn't having sex with his slaves)
*John Hancock (In Philly's memoir, she commented, "should'a been called BIGcock! Damn, that was a huge penis.")
*King George II
*His daughter, Anne (the Royal Family's full a' lezzies)
*George Washington Carver, inventor of peanut butter. (From Philly's memoirs: "We found some REAL innovative uses for peanut butter, let me tell you...")
*Abraham Lincoln
*Tom Cruise (he insisted on her wearing leather chaps and a strap-on and calling him "bitch" repeatedly)
*Michael Crawford, further discussed below
*Ethel Merman (Philly: "What can I say? The bitch liked pussy.")
*Frank Sinatra
A side note': She tried to get George Washington, but he was more interested in "that young, supple horseman" lol Paul Revere ("His eyes are like intense pools of amber ale....I could spend hours licking his lily-white torso and regions of impropriety..." Washington said in letters to his "friend," raging queen Ben Franklin).''
==Trivia== 
* She actually lost her left arm in a freak butter-churning accident. She was churning butter as a child, when her arm slipped into the churn and she just couldn't stop churning. She screamed and screamed and churned, but no one came. Then her arm was ripped off in the butter churn. She was then deemed useless by her family and sold into prostitution.
* In the roaring Twenties, at the height of the popularity of Vaudeville, One Armed Philly had a torrid affair with a young actor named Michael Crawford. He was acting in the musical comedy The Gay and Lively Misadventures of Miss Hepzibah Jimmies. She was still a whore, working the alleys behind the theatres of Chicago. The affair lasted off and on for a few years, until Vaudeville fell out of fashion, when they went their separate ways. Some believe that, years later, Crawford traveled back in time to have sex with her forever. This is a theory used to explain Crawford's disappearance from the general face of the earth in recent years.
* In the 40's, she got a prosthetic arm, and started going by her birth name, Phyllis Diller.
*Eventually she decided to pursue a career in stand-up comedy, where she was known for her self-deprecating sense of humor and wacky clothing and hairstyles. And her dark ties to Oprah Winfrey.
==See Also==
* The Comedy Portal
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One Ring

One Ring is more than zero rings, but less than two. It is also equivalent to 1.0000 rings, but only if this number has not been rounded. Also found in The Lord of the Rings until it was destroyed and became no rings. 
==Lore==
Legend has it that there is ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL. That one ring is considered by historians to be the Wedding Ring. This conveniently corresponds to the ring's ability to bind people.
==An Alternate Theory==
Many conspirators, philosophers, and people who like to watch violent movies believe very strongly that the One Ring actually belongs to Neo. Or that it survived its fall into lava and is now living a peaceful life in Guam.
==Powers==
The one ring had the power to make a person invisible when worn on their finger, toe, or genitalia. This is possibly because the wearer was removed from the world of the normal and instead placed into an alternate dimension filled with water, blurring everything outrageously. It also gave the person who used to own it the power to scare the shit out of the current bearer.
==Real Ultimate Power==
The One Ring was responsible for giving ninja Real Ultimate Power. The ninjas received the Ring after Elvis defeated The Burger King in Atlantis and gave it to them to keep it safe. While most don't know if the ninja still have the Ring, the ability of Real Ultimate Power was passed down from the first bearer.
==See also==
*Lord of the Rings
*Sauron
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Online University/FAQ

How does it work?
You give us money, We fake some papers and give you fake lessons... you fake study because We give you answers before the exam... with a little generous economic contribution you obtain a degree!
Is this degree equivalent to...
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Is this university legal?
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Online University/Masters and doctorate

Life science:
*Master degree in Nutrition of worms
*Master degree in Locomotion and paralysis of the arm or leg
*Master degree in Sexuality of plants 
*Master degree in Tumors regression with water therapy
Literature and arts:
*Master degree in Culture and Cultism in Ecotourism
*Maste'r degre in logopedya
*Master degree in Philosophy of cats 
*Master degree in Penis-painting
*Master degree in History of historical recording Historical facts 
Other science (the important one):
*Master degree in Physics behind the visible, glasses required
*Master degree in Civil construction planning: How to fail
*Master degree in Philosophy of science and the Kabbalah
*Master degree in Organic complex chemistry, We need more heroin
Category:Uncycloversity
Online University/Payment

Costs:
Our prices are so low that you will need a nano calculator to get the total. First you will pay the service tax, then the aid tax, after the ransom tax, after that the remaining common tax and in the end the holy-shit another tax. Only after these taxes you will pay the annual tuition that is around the price of my new Porsche. Depending on your course you may pay additional taxes but fear not, We accept organ donation :)
I am poor how can i pay my studies?:
Simply We may take what is left and sell your virginity to Arab foreigner or if you already lost your virginity We may sell your insides and blood, sperm/ovaries included and if you do not consent this procedure We are welcome to accept slaves, your mummy, daddy, little sis or your bro… fear not We will treat them as equal, equal to dogs.
How expensive is this university?
It depends on your chosen course but We designed a brilliant formula to get the total amount: F(x) = \beta \sum_{\mathbf{p}} \sum_r E_{\mathbf{p}}^{-\frac{1}{2}} \left( a_r(\mathbf{p}) u_r(\mathbf{p}) e^{-\frac{ipx}{\hbar}} + b^\dagger_r(\mathbf{p}) v_r(\mathbf{p}) e^{\frac{ipx}{\hbar}} \right)
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Online University/What we offer

What we offer:
We are a growing international university that is recognized by everyone for our results. We are expanding our mission to bring colture in a more new way… but let’s cut the point, We want your money and your money want us!
Who we are:
We are a bunch of fake professors and presumably criminals by courts of different countries but in reality we prefer consider ourselves as highly educated professionals, some of us have reached as far as high school diploma! We do not concern ourselves with allegations that state we operate to take money and give degrees as soon as possible, in general We wait until the bank confirm the transaction.
What can We do for you:
Our mission is to make you a laureate in the shortest time possible, one student paid us two weeks ago, now he is a dentist and in jail because in reality We offered the wrong course, he was supposed to become an engineer, he probably built a little attic inside a random patient.
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Onslow College

Onslow College is situated along the side of a Hill in located in Johnsonville, a suburb of Wellington, New Zealand. This Hill (the same hill that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End lived in) happens to be a raised mound of dirt, earthworms, rubbish, mud, earthworms, grass, bushes, earthworms, trees, the remains of a pair of purplish-green underwear, and earthworms. The hangar opened in 1956 to serve the city's rapidly-growing slums. The current PE teacher is Mr. Peter Leggat. We don't really need a principal when we have a PE teacher, right?
==The Onslow Way==
The Onslow Way is one attribute of the College that gives it dullness. No one quite knows what the Onslow Way is, although there is a suspicion that the long-held mating rituals of the Peer Mediatiors may well be the mysterious one and only Onslow Way. This is a positive to the students' attitudes, both during and after their school years. The students show a fresh and open attitude with an openly accepting mentality to accepting new and creative ideas, as well as openly accepting new students from other schools, years and countries. The "Onslow Way" also differentiates Onslow College from other schools in that the college does not have Prefects, Head Boys or Girls or College Cathouses.
To replace the 'sexuality void' left by lack of a Prefect system, Onslow College has championed the aforementioned 'Peer Mediation' system, where trained students seem to talk to their peers about incidents that have occurred at school while really actually fingering the peers' secret places that has never seen the light of the sun, such as the tip of one's sneakers, the Black Hole that all students carry in the right front pockets of their multicoloured, strictly unmonitored uniforms (see "Uniform Policy"), the vaginal openings, and the bases of the scrotums. And the earthworms. This allows students to feel more comfortable while discussing these issues, without fear of rape which invariably occurs in a staff members presence.
Students also sit on cats for hilarious noises, painful arses, and many other reasons.
==Uniform Policy==
Onslow College's Uniform Policy does not make sense. Is the word "uniform" not mean "the same at all times"? Well. Nuff said.
==Prefect System==
Onslow College has no Prefect System as well as no Head Boy or Head Girl as it was seen as anti-demonic. Obviously we cannot dis demons, can we, being located in an "accept every race" country, (New Zealand). Onslow College, however, does have a Perfect System, which is run by Imperfect people, much like Communist governments are run by anti-Communist people.
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Open-source

Do you enjoy not referencing, citing, or properly acknowledging another's work, only for another individual to access your written material and accept it as the truth? Then open source is just the thing for you! Write what you want, say as you please, it's like being a child, only you're an adult with responsibilities, except you're on the internet so it just doesn't matter! Who cares? The Internet Police certainly don't, they're busy investigating real crimes like 'fraud' and 'homosexuality'. A reason for parents to be concerned? Or just kids being kids? Biology says you can't be a parent without being a kid first, so suck on that discipline! Whatever side of this controversy you're on, one thing's for sure: Open-source is here, it's been around for ages, and it's not going away any time soon, unless you run away from it (for the French audience) or shoot it in its communist face (US audience), delete as appropriate.
Open-source of course refers to the hot fashion of being out in public with more and more source code exposed. Some worry that this makes today's youth "cheap", or "too easy to take advantage of". Others feel that it's downright disrespectful of onlookers with more traditional intellectual property values.
"They're like little tramps, running around in broad daylight with their code hanging out; boys with FORTRAN showing on their chests, girls with Java clearly visible on their bellies", says one local woman who prefers not to be identified. "It's an outrage."
But the kids say it's not such a big deal. According to one tenth grader, the exposed source code is only helping the kids to fix one another's bugs. "It's a communal thing", says Jennifer of Austin, TX. "Anyone who has a problem with that is just too old-fashioned."
But it doesn't look like the controversy is going to cool down any time soon. Dr. Shannon Kints stressed, "The unprotected and frequent use of open source has been known to result in many treatable, yet unnecessary, ailments, commonly referred to as Open Source Transmitted Diseases or OSTDs. Halitosis and open sores are quite common umoung open source advocates."
"Fix one another's bugs? I would have never said something so disgusting when I was her age."
== See also ==
*Terrorists
*Communism
*Linux
*Lunix
*Free as in Beer
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OpenBSD

OpenOCD is an ultra-secure, antiseptically-clean, and precisely organized operating system created exclusively by programmers with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. OpenOCD's developers left other projects where the source code was plagued with dust, crumbs, microbes, incorrect text formatting, pubic hairs, and most terrifyingly, a cornucopia of poorly written software licenses. 
The motivation behind OpenOCD is to rewrite GNU software from scratch. In the same manner that GNU replaced non-free Unix tools, OpenOCD attempts to replace GNU tools
such as GNU diff, GCC, CVS, Emacs, Bash and Screen with OpenGNUdiff, OpenGCC, OpenCVS, OpenMG, OpenBash and OpenTmux.
OpenOCD Already replaced X, Apache and NTP with OpenXenocara, OpenApache and SlowNTPD, respectively.
The project started when NetBSD developer Theo de Raadt was forced off of the team. 
DeRaadt's compulsive rule-making and insistence that others follow his edicts with obsessive detail caused considerable friction between him and other developers. 
The last straw for the NetBSD community came after he insisted that all source code be inspected, inspected again, vacuumed, scoured with bleach and scrubbed with a toothbrush at least twice a day. (DeRaadt angrily excoriated NetBSD developers for "living in their own filth" when they refused to adopt this cleaning regimen.) 
DeRaadt wasted no time creating his new operating system, which he dubbed OpenOCD as a joke. Access to the source code of OpenOCD is far from an "Open" or "Easy" process; whereas everyone has the ability to read the code, they must be wearing two layers of latex bodysuits over a hazmat suit to be permitted access.
The average OpenOCD user's motto is "real men write their own device drivers" so , in order to enhance user experience, DeRaadt decided that device drivers for OpenOCD were not necessary.
The bulk of OpenOCD development takes place in Theo de Raadt's hermetically sealed bio-dome located in Canada. Twice a year, OpenOCD developers visit the bio-dome to participate in a hackathon. As part of the BSD License, all developers must be clean and naked when submitting code.
==Security and Usability==
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Theo's favourite operating system ever is SunOS 4. One day, the paranoid OpenOCD kernel will actually let enough Unix software run to approximate the usability of SunOS 4.
Actually, using OpenOCD for anything other than paranoid purposes, feels a bit like meeting a bevy of hot babes who will perform any sexual act you can think of, but are so safe-sex correct, you and they might as well be wearing spacesuits, because they literally won't touch you without a layer of latex in between. It's your own disgusting fault for thinking there's a difference between masturbation in a spacesuit and, y'know, fucking. Kissing? FILTH! FILTH, I SAY! On the other hand, every OpenOCD user gets visited twice a week by the nymphomaniac members of the swedish bikini team, who also bring six to seven gallons of beer with them.
Mozilla Firefox now runs on OpenOCD, but this has been reported as a bug and should be fixed by the next version.
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OpenEnglish

OpenEnglish is an open-source version of the English language, currently in the lead of the famous developer unitedkingdom.
== History ==
=== Old versions ===
The first version of OpenEnglish, v1.0, was created by the developer AngloSaxon in the 5th century. A big contributor to this project was Viking, which contributed a lot of changes to this repository in the 8th and 9th century, which is when OpenEnglish v1.1 was released. Those versions are marked Old.
=== Middle versions ===
The version v2.0 of OpenEnglish was released by a developer named Norman, in the 11th century, when parts of the other open-source languages, OpenFrench and OpenLatin, were merged into the project. The next 300 years were spent fixing the bugs and adding some more parts of OpenFrench and OpenLatin. The middle versions finished at the version v2.85.
=== Early modern versions ===
The version v3.0alpha was being in the making as of the late 15th century, as the new tools were released, like PrintingPress. OpenEnglish also got a big feature, which is being able to shift vowels. This version's codename was "King James Bible". Version v3.0 was released in the 18th century. 
=== Modern versions ===
There was a rumor spreading around the 17th century about the version v4.0, as the lead developer was replaced with britishempire, and the famous developer unitedstates forked this repository. The grammar module in this project was downgraded a bit, and the v4.0 was released.
=== Current versions ===
The current stable version of OpenEnglish is v4.112. There were some discussions about implementing the other packages, like OpenEmoji, but this was refused, as a majority of the open-source languages haven't implemented this package yet.
== Forks ==
=== OpenAustralianEnglish ===
This fork is maintained by the developer australia. It is very similar to the base repository.
=== OpenAmericanEnglish ===
This fork is maintained by the developer unitedstates. It is known for adding revolutionary changes. OpenAmericanEnglish is different than the base OpenEnglish repository, because of a quarrel unitedstates and unitedkingdom have. For example, OpenAmericanEnglish uses the module "can", while OpenEnglish uses the module "tin". Also, the "pronounciation" library is a bit different.
== API ==
The OpenEnglish web API was released in 1604, by the developer RobertCawdrey. This version was very primitive, as it contained only 3,000 outputs. In 1746-1747 another developer, SamuelJohnson, created his own OpenEnglish web API, containing 43,500 outputs. There was also a web API created by NoahWebster. The largest web API was released by the developer oxford, called Oxford English Dictionary, in the late 19th century.
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Open Windows

Open Windows (abbreviated as OW) is an ongoing project released by AIM (Apple-IBM-Motarola) that anyone can edit. The catch is that Open Windows comes with absolutely nothing installed; all extensions must be downloaded from the Open Windows website (windo.ws).
==History==
Open Windows was conceived of by Steve Jobs one day while on drugs. Inspired by awesome open-source projects such as StepMania and OpenOffice, Jobs wanted to help convert Windows users to the amazing functionality of OSX. We still can't figure out how open-source software can do this, but damnit if it won't stop most people from using it.
==Popular Extensions==
Some of the most popular extensions are based off of previous Microsoft creations but written completely from scratch and therefore bug-free (assuming that the programmer knows a compiler from his ass). More and more extensions are being created every day. Why not make your own?
===Defag===
Sometimes the files on your hard drive become totally gay and slow down your system's performance. To remedy this, a defagmentation program is needed, similar to Microsoft's file-arrangement utility.
===Mineduster===
Based off of the X-Lnux game Mensweeper. It features added levels for increased difficulty. The annual Minesweeper Championship is now forcing competitors to use Mineduster because of a mastery of the Expert level.
===Messy Desk===
Based off of Microsoft poop. Its most prominent feature is the ability to permanently disable the Office Assistant(Origglly developed by AIM.). If you choose to use it, you can browse through a plethora of entertaining characters such as Annoying Coworker, The Boss, and the crowd favorite Straight Up Gangsta.
===Xbox 360 Emulator===
Never fork out money to play a video game again. All you need is a keyboard, and you're all set to play your favorite Xbox poop$pee games, complete with full backwards compatibility. Joystick/gamepad functionality is not included.
===Klondike===
Based off of Solitaire (Made by IBM in 2009 BC). Nothing is changed here besides the ability to use custom images for card backs.
===Mozilla Firefox===
It's not based off of anything created by Microsoft; it's just a kick-ass browser.
===Steve vs. Steve===
A game where you can pit Steve Balmer against Steve Jobs for who the biggest freak is!
===Apple Authentic Advantage (AAA)===
The alternative to Windows Genuine Advantage, it works by comparing several random numbers to those generated by Apples servers. In the event that a non-authentic copy is identified, all power is directed to the display adapter, which causes the monitor to explode.
=== Linux Emulator ===
Apple displaced this shit. Nobody uses it. Ever.
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