An original horror concept

One day a couple of camp counselors at Camp Diamond Pond were having sexual intercourse when a boy drowned in the lake. A few years later the boy, named Audrey II, was brought back to life and started killing off the camp counselors in their dreams. Eventually the last surviving one moved into a nice quiet suburb with his family, but then the chairs started moving around and it turned out that the house was built on an ancient indian burial ground. The counselors daughter went into the walls and they managed to rescue her before the house was sucked in on itself. As they turned to leave the girl said "They're baaaack."They moved away to a place called Amityville, and the counselor got a job at the local hotel, but then a snowstorm came and he went insane, killing the other people there with an axe. He then got a clown costume at a local halloween store and started manifesting himself as the local children's worst fears. His son then got a job at a local pizzeria where some robot animals tried to kill him for the next five nights. He then read some absolutely terrifying internet stories about a guy named 'Slenderman' and then his car broke down on the way home and his dad, manifesting as Slenderman, came after him, until the son revealed he was an exorcist and exorcised his father. And Captain Howdy was there. The son then became black and moved to The Hood where a rapping leprechaun lived. They got into a fight and the son came out on top. He then got a name and that name was Mike Myers. The boy who drowned years ago heard about the offspring of one of the counselors and decided to pay him a visit. Audrey II broke out of his insane asylum, and came after Mike Myers. But Mike was prepared and brought his haunted doll Annabelle to the fight and Audrey II and Annabelle beat each other to death. Mike then started a family and lived on a farm. Sadly his wife died during child birth and he was left alone with his son, Bill. Then one day some semi invisible aliens drew some dicks in Mike's cornfield until Mike splashed them with water, which instantly killed the aliens. That was when Mike found out Bill was a comic book fan and had very weak bones. Then Bill met a guy who was super strong and weak to water, indicating he was in fact an alien in disguise, and they beat the shit out of an insane man with split personalities. Bill then magically got better from his weak bones. the super strong guy came back a few days later as a paranormal expert and it turns out that Bill can see dead people and the super strong paranormal expert guy, named Bruce Willis, was dead the whole time because Bill had killed him in a trainwreck or something. Bill then moved out of the old farmhouse and moved to the remains of Camp Diamond Pond where he found a tape that kills people 7 days after they watch it. Bill skipped the credits, and that meant that he wouldn't die 7 days later. Bills friend Jeff then killed his parents and disfigured his face. Bill heard about this and moved away. Bill moved to the only safe place he could think of, which happened to be Bikini Bottom on the ocean floor. Bill made friends with a squid fellow who then, tragically, killed himself. Bill moved back on land and made friends with a cool guy, a rich girl, a smart girl, and a stoner and his dog. The six then went and solved mysteries. One night, while watching the stars, the group saw a suspicious meteor overhead and didn't notice their car, The Mystery Machine, turn on evilly. Bill was the only survivor. Bill settled down with his wife and his newborn son Bob. For a few years Bob was sent to live with his aunt and cousin. It turns out Bob's cousin killed his siblings and then fell off a cliff. When Bob got back home, Bill gave him a cute little furball named Gizmo. Gizmo got wet and then cloned himself a whole lot. Bob then saw some flying lights in the sky and a funny little piano tune. This happened while Bob was taking a vacation in the desert. Bob took shelter in a nearby town where everyone liked to dig holes, looking for treasure, when some giant sand worms attacked. Then, a robot came from the future to save Bob from the sand worms. The two escaped and lived in Vietnam. That was when a killer alien, seeking revenge for his friends deaths, came down with heatseeking technology and killed the robot. Bob escaped with his life. He then took residence in a 1800s village where the adults all dressed up and scared the shit out of people for fun. Bob's blind daughter Jerry went to get medicine and found out it was actually modern day. She decided to hitchhike and coincidentally got into the car of a creepy guy. She jumped out and looked for somewhere to live. She came to a movie theater with The Last Airbender movie playing. She ran away in fear and then came upon Stuart Little. She stomped him dead and then watched Scared Shrekless. The next place she found was an abandoned theme park where she found out there was a cloning experiment. The Grudge then jumped out and scared Jerry. Jerry ran away. There was then a phone call. It turns out that a guy had broken into the costume shop from earlier and bought a dumb Scream costume and was going around killing people. Jerry showed the Scream impersonator the Ark Of The Covenant and he died. Then Jerry got a job at Jurassic Park and lived happily ever after. Thank you for taking time to consider this unique idea. I call it Five Nights at the Little Shop on Elm Street on Friday in Amityville on Halloween: Pennywise the Shining Poltergeist: The Exorcist's 8 Pages from Captain Howdy in The Hood: Signs of Annabelle's Unbreakable yet Split Sixth Sense Ring: Jeff and Scooby's Suicide: The Good Son's Maximum Overdrive Gremlins who are the Third Kind of Extraterrestrials: Tremors in Holes Dug by The Predator and The Terminator: The Village within The Twilight Zone that The Last Airbender Lives in: Shrek and Stuart Little visit Us and The Grudge: Scream of The Covenant at Jurassic Park 57. 
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