Uncycloversity:Course Catalog

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==How to read this catalog==
First, obtain an edumacation. This is usually followed by a gradumacation, after which you should be able to read this catalog without having to look up each word in the dictionary individually. With luck, you'll be able to interpret the "characters" on this page as "letters" of an "alphabet," which are strung together to form "words," which in turn are strung together to form "sentences." Luckily, for the purposes of reading this catalog, you won't have to worry about much beyond that. Also, once you've gradumacated, you might not need the courses anymore. That doesn't mean you shouldn't still send us lots of money, though. In fact, it means you should send us more money, because we like money.
==Enrollment==
Unlike other universities, Uncycloversity doesn't require you to specifically enroll in each course. You simply click on the link, read the material, and if there are any exams associated with the material, "take" the exams. In some cases there may also be Standardized Tests, but these can usually be safely ignored. This is how all Schools of the Future will work, of course. If you should forget which courses you've already taken, simply click on each link again, write down which course it is for each one on a separate slip of paper, put the slips in a hat, and choose one at random. Once you've chosen one, be sure to send us more money.
==Courses==
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Course 	Course Title 	Instructor 	 	
Business 	Business 	Business 	Business 	Business
BUS101 	Intro to Security Exchanges 	Charles Ponzi 	 	
BUS121 	Intro to Business 	Uncycloversity Staff 	 	
BUS123 	Economics 	Ronald Reagan 	 	
BUS201 	Marketing 	Uncycloversity Staff 	 	
BUS256 	Quantum Economics 	George W. Bush 	 	
BUS256 	Management Science 	Dick Cheney 	 	
Fine Arts 	Fine Arts 	Fine Arts 	Fine Arts 	Fine Arts
ART101 	Introductory Nude Posing 	David McCovney 	 	
ART201 	Intro to Rainy Afternoon Activities 	Van Gogh 	 	
 	Note: Students must sign indemnification waiver covering loss of bodily appendages prior to course	Note: Students must sign indemnification waiver covering loss of bodily appendages prior to course	Note: Students must sign indemnification waiver covering loss of bodily appendages prior to course	
Culinary Science 	Culinary Science 	Culinary Science 	Culinary Science 	Culinary Science
CUL107 	Culinary Arts 	Hemingway 	 	
CUL212 	Basic Recipe Design 	Swedish Chef and others 	 	
CUL255 	Cooking for One 	Reid9999 	 	
CUL404 	How to cook a baby 	Einstien 	 	
CUL311 	Advanced Professional Catering 	Sinatra 	 	
History 	History 	History 	History 	History
HIST267 	American History (advanced placement) 	Reid9999 	 	
HIST105 	Australian History (for Americans) 	José Cartmenez 	 	
Home Economics 	Home Economics 	Home Economics 	Home Economics 	Home Economics
HOME210 	Home Appliance Repair 	ChopraCameron 	 	
HOME319 	Lawn Care and Landscaping Techniques 	Chopin 	 	
 	Note: Students are required to supply their own scythe 	Note: Students are required to supply their own scythe 	Note: Students are required to supply their own scythe 	
HOME303 	Advanced Home Invasion Techniques 	Reid9999 	 	
Religion 	Religion 	Religion 	Religion 	Religion
REL169 	The Orgasm and the Ethereal State 	Deacon Dickens 	 	
REL450 	Islam and Humor: Practical Applications 	Bin Laden 	 	
REL650 	How to Repent and Be Saved By God 	Pope Benedict XVI 	 	
 	PREREQUISITES: LANG 215 - Introduction to Hebrew. 	PREREQUISITES: LANG 215 - Introduction to Hebrew. 	PREREQUISITES: LANG 215 - Introduction to Hebrew. 	
Sex and Gender Studies	Sex and Gender Studies 	Sex and Gender Studies 	Sex and Gender Studies 	Sex and Gender Studies
SEX210 	Women's Studies 	José Cartmenez 	 	
SEX069 	Nerdette and Geekette Studies 	José Cartmenez 	 	
 	PREREQUISITES: REL169 - The Orgasm and the Ethereal State 	 	 	
SEX301 	Linguistics 	Dick Cheney 	 	
Self Defense 	Self Defense 	Self Defense 	Self Defense 	Self Defense
DFNS502 	Plane Desnaking (AKA Getting those Motherfucking snakes off this Motherfucking Plane) 	Samuel L. Jackson 	 	
Political Science 	Political Science 	Political Science 	Political Science 	Political Science
PSci501 	Internship: Congressional Buttrape 	Rep. Johnson 	 	
Biology 	Biology 	Biology 	Biology 	Biology
BIO189 	Biology of the Kitten 1 	Uncycloversity staff 	 	
BIO289 	Biology of the Kitten 2 	Uncycloversity staff 	 	
BIO496 	Advanced Rat Torture 	B. F. Skinner 	 	
BIO666 	Intelligent Design 	Reid9999 	 	
==See Also==
* Mooses
* Mouses
Category:Uncycloversity