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CODEA Bible.

The following is a trollpasta describing history from the eyes of CODEA members.
If you do not know who these VERY strange people are, a video summing up what they believe in is located here.
==How it Happeneded.==
In the beginning, there were Activision. Eventually, Actvision came up with idea "call of duty" the first FPS. 
Activision is our god, and ICF is messiah's. Actvisor gave ICF a copy of COD and asked him to show world what real game is. He start spread word to gaming world about the only true gaming game, Call Of Doty. But Hater and Elephants started to show up. ICF knew he do something.  ICF Create The Call Of Duty Enlightmented armie. With he Enlightmeted army he would sucscept, and activision be pleased. But thing started go wrong. 
The lesser gamers from hell came up, and they build evil Empire. Less ame Destroy everything the Elightmenteded army build high. Less Games tach gamers to join dm and ploy body games like; (COPYRIGHT CENSOR) it didn't took long before enlightenment army became stronger, and fought back. Since nobody agree, Activision have plan nuclear domination using bombs suck as;
- Bad Campaign bomb, which made everyone bland, and want to do nothing but shoot. 
- More multiplayer, which encouraged kids to scream online about the fact that they just died. 
- If it aint broken, fix it till it is. 
That concludes our story of many moons, plaese come back later for your carrot, for you are rabbit, om nom nom. 
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COLORS

i got sonic colors from a yard sale (not bootleg) and i loved it, there was a file on it called "SONIC" it had the game complete 100 percent. i deleted it. then i was brought to the title screen. it said: COLORS. odd. i started the game. but when i did, sonic said: "it's too bad i don't have a name anymore". i was scared now. but i kept playing. i saw text that said: SONIC HAS NO NAME. then it hit me. that file was keeping sonic from losing his name. i shut the game off and broke it in half. i was too scared to keep playing
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
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CONTINUE FILE 666*

**[Recorded from a REAL BLOG OF A COLLEGE STUDUNT!!]**
(be fore he suidided...)
I am college student who lives alone in a dorm and gotted Nostalgia for the good old days.
I saw there sale was pokemon emerad on etsy (hipster ebay)
so i buy.
when i get catridge it was emerald only BLACK with skurleton on the front instead of Rayquaza but with blood-eyes.
on the file, I am in Elite four vs. Lance and only have 6 pokemon in my party.
they all unknown and they spel "YOUR DEAD"
Pretty suspicion," I think but probably just something in my eye???
The music is lavender town but backways
and when I go fight He he has 666 pokemon too!
hE sends one out and I HEAR ITS CRY.
it turns out hte pokemon they are ALL MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND, but HYPER REALISTIC AND BLOODEYE.
IT'S SO SCARY YOU GUYS that I throw the playstation across the room broke the game in half.
Next day I get to roommate to play. He's like "Ehehehehe probably IS not that scary,"
but she turned on the game and the screen was a picture of US,
and but we were DEAD,
and the scariest part of this story is that WE was YOU
and YOU BECAME SKELETON
and WROTE this...
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Category:Satire
Category:Skeletons
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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CPWC: A Remembrance

...and how fucking dare ANYONE out there shut down CPWC, after ALL IT'S BEEN THROUGH!!!
It loved its chatters! They went through a whole bunch of shitty pastas! It had dozens of fucking fans! One of its users turned out to be... a drama-causer, and hater, and now it's been shut down. ALL YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS... PASTAS, AND MAKING FAME OUT OF THEM. IT'S A CHATROOM!!
What you don't realize is that CPW is making you all this fame and all you do is bias a bunch of crap about its chatroom! It hasn't been active for days now. It's called a chatroom for a reason, and all you people want is pastas and pastas AND PASTAS AND PASTAS AND PASTAS!
LEAVE CHAT ALONE!!!
You're lucky it even stayed up this long for you bastards!!
LEAVE CHAT ALONE!!!!! PLEASE!!!
My friend SG talked about what makes a chatroom, and said that CPWC was chatroom-worthy, and that it should have stayed up no matter what. Speaking of that, when does it make a person worthy to bash a chatroom that's been going through a hard time?
LEAVE CHAT ALONE!!!!
PLEEEEAAASSSEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leave Creepypasta Chat alone right... now! I mean it. Anyone who has a problem with it or Spinpasta Chat, you deal with me, because they're both down right now...
...leave them alone...
I do not mean any drama by the above parody, in fact, I probably wouldn't have written this if you hadn't TAKEN SPWC WITH CPWC. Please don't touch TPWC, the last one we have left. Please...
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CREEPEE LITTL BPOI

WON DAE I WURKD AT NIKLODONGT STUDOS ND DER WUZ A LITTEL BPOI AAT DA DOR ND HE WUZ PLAYIN POKMON 666 BLUDDY REDD AND DEN HE DIEDDED AND DEN HE HAD HYPERREELISATIK EIES AND HE TRND ITNO A SKETLON AND SPYDERZ POPPED OUT OF HIZ CHEST AND I WEN HOME AND GOT A PACKIGE IN MAIL THAT HAD A DICK WICT THE WORDZ DED Bpoi wriTTEN ON IT AND DEN I PUTFG IT OMM Y COMPUTER ANDF DEN I HAD TO TAKE POEP AND DEN IN DA MIRRUR DERE WUZ WURDS RITTIN WIT BLOOD DAT SED UR TOO SLO AND DEN I SAW DA BPOI FRUM RLIER AND DEN HE WUZ BLAK AND WITE AND HIZ EIES WERE REDF BUT DEN JEFF DA KILUR AND SUM SKETLONZ OPPPED OUT
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CREEPIEST CLEVERBOT CHAT EVER

Majora.
MAsk.
Who is majora.
Elegy of emptiness.
BEN.
Majora' Mask.
OMG
SO FREAKING CREEPY!!
Here's Another:
Who is BEN?
Majora's mask.
Who killed BEN?
You.
Elegy.
Statue?
And Another:
Majora.
Mask.
What did majora do?
Wrote: LOL.
Who did majora drown?
Ben. You've heard, haven't you? Majora's mask.
Cleverbot Is Confused...
Who is BEN?
Ben is Ben.
Who killed BEN?
You did.
Who was BEN?
All I know about BEN is that some years ago, he drowned in an accident, supposedly
LOLZA
Majora drowned BEN.
Why?
Majora.
Mask.
BEN.
Drowned.
You Have Met A Terrible Fate, Haven't You?
Majora.
Are you Majora?
Yes.
Ok then. Act mad for me, perform for me, i'm waiting!
I drowned BEN.
Has he met a terrible fate?
Terrible Fate Part 2
Yes.
Ok then. Act mad for me, perform for me, i'm waiting!
I drowned BEN.
Has he met a terrible fate?
Yes.
You shouldn't have done that.
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CREEPYFINN

Oh hello! Welcome to another story! This time it's about a trollpasta charactor that is very rare and never used as an idea for a trollpasta...
==Part 1: The Beginning...of the Beginning==
So, I was 6 one time an watching an Adventure Time episode called "Mortal Recoil". It is a cool episode! Until, a hidden episode appeared with no title. It showed the Adventure Time intro again, with some minor changes. The sounds are just loud buzzing noices and a voice saying "1, 2, better not watch, 3. 4. Run or Die, 5, 6, get your crusafix, 7, 8, EVIL PATTRIXXX, 9, 10, never watch again" repeated over and over until the intro ended. There was no sound for a half second but a sound of shineing yelling AH for a split second. And I don't remember if I heard a whineing sound when the Adventure Time logo appeared each time. Ok, let's talk about the episode.
==Part 2: The Episode (Note, only a sign of troll language in The or Yeah)==
Ok, so the episode started in Teh Treehouse, and Finn said "Hey you, Ive'd been wondering?" Apparently there's nobody there in teh treehouse. So now I'm not sure if hes talking to me or a shadow. Finn now says "Teh damnnation of Mankind is here. Somebody needs to kill himself. His eyeballs and flesh must be mine." And then he shows an evil smile teh size of Teh Unscrambled Image of .JPG of teh game MARIO (you know, teh broken image with teh orange face?). And then teh episode ended. It was shown for 3 seconds that teh Episode Title is "Creepyfinn". So ya, that's what happened.
==Part 3: CREEPYFINN comes to my house (ULTRA TROLL LANGUAGE)==
SA TEH CREEPYFINNZ COMEZ TO MEH RAEWKIOPAWEAWHOUSE, AND THENF RFEAWJFEAWDEAWIUDEAWIDAIWJUEDAWOOIU AND THEN HE KILED MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND THEN THE WORLD EXPLOOOODEDEDEEDDEDE@!JUEQJUIAWDIUOAWODDOEAWIUEDAWOJIEDAWW!!!!!!!!!!
The End! SUCKAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CRT is better than LCD

CRT is a much better technology than LCD.
1) Perfect black levels
2) Flawless off-axis viewing
3) Much faster refresh rate than LCD
4) Warmer, more natural image (thanks to scan lines and small granules)
5) Far longer life-span
6) Not subject to manufacture problems such as dead-pixels
7) Good range of compatibility with lower or non-standard resolutions without blurring
Given ultimate space and money the world's best CRT could easily crush the world's best LCD. So tell me /g/, why do you like your inferior screens that companies such as Samsung have brainwashed you to think is better than what already existed? The only cost-savings are on their end.
And the funny thing is you guys keep buying this crappy LCD technology and giving away your free CRTs on Craigslist. A fool and his dollar are soon parted I guess.
And before you start yapping about IPS panels:
Enjoy your slow G2G response to switch pixels already, not to mention that hidden input and scalar lag. Luckily, CRT has no such bullshit.
The only semi-legitimate point I've heard against CRTs regards weight, but you don't bitch about the weight of a prospective couch while furniture shopping, do you? Didn't think so.
Originally uploaded in 2010
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CUT HIM UP GOOD

Mmmmmhmmm... Now you may be thinkin', who is this? Well, it's probably best I tell you who I am and why I'm here... Should I start? Okay...
I just got back from slaughtering EVIL PATRIXXX and many more, they squirmed like little children... I had to cut off PATRIXXX's head, which ended up getting him mad, he pushed me out of a window, where he sacrificed himself, too bad I didn't die...
He was bleedin' quite a lot, he was annoyed when he found out I was alive, he couldn't get up, I almost felt bad for him... I decided to crash my van into the building, which fell over, destroying the neighborhood it existed on... They all died painfully except me....
Who am I? I am a beast stronger then any other... 
You would die before you ever saw me, I never liked to kill people, yet, I can't stop, I wouldn't have killed PATRIXXX if I wasn't told to... You know, Eulc wanted a dead body for his collection...
I will reveal my true form on Sunday, until then, this site will be haunted... 
Just don't look out the window, I have my van with me... Where am I? Everywhere...
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C Kronk

My name is sempaimasternekitokawai2007, and I was at home playing video games on my rebuilt Nintendo with integrated chip, I was alone as usual and decided to see what was new on television, I immediately changed to the Televisa channel, I was hoping to find an episode of the family pluche, but since it was one in the morning, they only showed the typical commercials of old fat women who lose weight in 30 seconds doing I don't know what shit, I decided to watch the programmed programming and I found something surprising:
At two in the morning an episode called C Kronk was scheduled, I had never heard anything about it, I only remember seeing the Kronk Follies movie but I had never heard anything similar to what was already mentioned. Immediately the program started in a slightly unusual way, Kronk was dancing in a very provocative and exciting way, my penis was about to explode due to the accumulation of pheromones in my alien reproductive system. I decided to record a little and this is what happened:
"I met her in a taxi, on the way to the club, I met her in a taxi, on the way to the club, I stop it, the taxi" (a fucking song)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WAS VERY SCARED, KRONK STOP DANCING AND LOOKED AT ME WITH A LOT OF HATE, I SIMPLY STARTED TO CRY AND ASK FOR HELP WITHOUT REALIZING KRONK WAS IN FRONT OF ME WITH A THREATENING LOOK, I WAS DEFENSELESS BEFORE SUCH A CHARACTER, AT THAT MOMENT I CAME TO THE GUIDE WHAT I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT WAS NOTHING MORE AND NOTHING LESS THAN THE PACHA, HE TOLD ME:
"Stay away my friend, this will be a duel to the death with knives"
The battle began, Kronk demonstrated his superiority by dancing tectonic, El Pacha performed an ultra cool step, the entire neighborhood exploded, El Pacha and Kronk disappeared, the entire city was destroyed due to the great legendary fight of these two characters.
After that, I didn't say anything more about Pacha and Kronk, I'm telling you this from the tax morgue where they are taking my guts out, never watch porn at 2 in the morning, take care of yourselves memeenmmamambf
I have a metrosexual boyfriend, he uses extensions, he doesn't stop combing his hair, he has to look in all the mirrors, he goes to the gym even at Christmas, metro metro metrosexual, metro metro metrosexual.
The END
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Category:Stupid is as the main character does
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Category:BATTELS
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Cabbage

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again
Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born
If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you.
If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children
A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you
Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me
If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much
A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies
Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days
Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok
You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot
If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage
You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket
if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you
A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly
You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage
You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing
If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life
Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead
A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried
You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby"
If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying
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Cabella's Illegal Game Hunts

Once I remembered that my uncle was a game developer for Nintendo.  I was at his house digging through some stuff when I found a dusty disk.  The disk said "Cabela's Big Game Hunts 3"/  I was excited and intriuged because I have always loved Cabella's and I am a hunter myself.  Although I find that video games just aren't as real as actual hunting, but I still play them.
I started the game up and it turned out to be a BETA for a game called Cabellas illegal game hunts.  The first map was at night trespassing on someone's land.  I saw an owl in a tree and shot it and got 50 points.  This was a shock because usually in cabellas games you loose points for killing illegal game.  I then saw a deer and selected a fully automatic M16 AR15 from my inventory with incendiary rounds.  It had a night scope.  By the way it was out of season and the deer was actually a fawn.
The next mission was to drive on the road in a park spotlighting for deer.  The next mission was to go to the Congo to kill some elephants and gorillas.  What's more is that there was a lot more blood than typical for cabellas. and even some guts  At one point I was attacked by a tribe of African warriors that I had to shoot, which absolutely horrified me but I didn't think it was a big deal.
The final mission was to kill a pack fo grey wolfs at Yellowstone National Park using an RPG launcher. There was also a minigame challenge to kill 20 bald eagles in two minutes.  I was about to kill one when a park ranger showed up.  The next level was to drive fast to escape the Crown Vics chasing.  I escaped them all and one but the next mission was to kill a bear in the same park.  Another park ranger snuck up on me and this time I shot him.  He died and bled to death.  I was horrified.  I ejected the disk and threw it away. To this day I will never go hunting or play cabellas again because I have learned that meat is murder.
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Cabinet Girl

There was once a girl who lived in cabinet of an unrented apartment room. The last owners of the apartment room left their fridge and cabinets completely filled with all their contents, just enough to keep her alive for a few months.
She gets out of her home cabinmet to get a drink of almond milk from the fridge. just the she had terrifying urge to kill herself so she slammed herslef into a window until her nose broke. Creaming and howling inp pain, she then, willth aall of her strenkth, broke her arm using her other arm and tore the army off aand threw it in the dumpter outside.
Blood was evrywehre. The cabimet woman was crying tears of many like semaane, blood, water, urine, milk and OJ. But she knew... SHE MUST DIE!!! She took a knife and stabbed herself in the eyesballs. for a moment it burned but then she became an atheist and stopped feeling pain. From the wound in her e-ball, she clawed open her face and skull to reveal portal to the underworld. Everything in this dimensionon was being sucked IN!!!!!! EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! But before the kitchen was fully devoured in the void in the cabinet grandma knew...
She was part of ISIS.
The kitchen waas restored. And all the damage the cabinet guy did to herself had been heled. She gets herself the glass of expired milk she was dying to have and rushed into her cabinet to sleep.
And that was the story of cabinet baby.
Until one day, she had terrifying urge to kill herself again...
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Cackling

Enough was enough.
For years I had listened silently to the doctors squawking out their meaningless Latin gibberish, toying with my body as they tested one radical new treatment after another. They said this last one was the best, that my condition was finally improving ...why, then, did I feel like I was dying inside? Why were my thoughts growing so dim? My joints so numb? Today was to be one more round of their disgusting concoction, but I knew it would only be the death of me. I knew by now that they were trying to destroy me all along, that I was just another guinea pig in their sick little experiments.
They weren't going to take me.
I could feel one more attack coming on as I flung myself from bed, and I wasn't going to lose this one. I crumpled to the floor, flailing and twitching as I already had hundreds of times, fighting for control. I fought harder than ever before. Writhing. Screaming. Cackling. Always the mad cackling, echoing from deep within even through the screams. At long last, I realized what I needed to do. A part of me had always known, but had always stomped out the notion before it could even finish. This time, I embraced it. I fought for it. I squirmed, shrieked and gibbered until finally I felt something new, a rush of euphoric freedom I had never before experienced. I had it. I had the control.
Despite the agonizing screams flying from my body, I felt no pain - no sensation at all - as I peeled away the strips of flesh. The screams quickly faded as a crimson mosaic flooded the tile floor, but my work continued... and my shrill laughter echoed through the empty house. I scooped out dripping handfuls of meat and slick, gelatinous entrails. I stripped the tissue from my fingers to better scrape the gunk from my bones long into the night.
As I finally stood up in the heap of discarded flesh, I realized that my memories had never really been mine; I was only an observer to them, imprisoned in a loathsome cocoon of meat and viscera. It was finally time to create memories of my own. I knew there must be others like myself, and that they just might need a little help breaking free. The cackling began anew, and this time, it would never stop. Nobody would silence my joy.
They had tried to kill me. Those fucking quacks called it a disease.
They had called it Bonus eruptus.
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Cacturne's Agenda

Deathly silent in the sun,
I wait for one, a child to stun.
When that one comes into sight,
I long to follow him all the night.
He knows that I am watching,
Yet he's clearly botching.
He fails to perceive who I really am,
I'm a scarecrow, not a plant.
He tries to move, but he can't.
Packs of me take him away,
In my lair, he will stay.
His blood, his blood I crave.
tonight, he will be my slave.
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