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I HATE YOU but I wrote it from memory

This is no haunted. No spooky shit. Everyone was meant to find this. In '95, I got a computer. I'd never played Mario World as a kid, so I downloaded the ROM (even though the SNES was still for sale in 1999 and I was probably still relatively young at the time) and played the fuck out of it. Then one day the Sunken Ghost Ship had a spooky ghost in front of the pipe, and there was a keyhole (with respective key) at the top of the stage. I put the key into the hole and exited the map. Afterwards, a whirlpool opened up next to the big stone Koopa head. When I moved over it, the stone Koopa cried blood and Mario looked like he'd misjudged a fart. The level was called "OH GOD NO". I didn't think this was too out of the ordinary since I'm thick as pig shit. 
When I entered, the castle intro played and Mario was thrust into a very small hallway. I mean that vertically, since I couldn't jump and the room was quite long. I moved Mario forwards for about 5 minutes (I counted) before another spooky ghost showed up (oh yeah I forgot they don't have any eyes), then another 5 minutes (I counted) before a bunch of them showed up with "I HATE YOU" written on the wall in red (the color of BLOOD). Then a bloody-eyed Banzai Bill barreled brazenly towards Mario. Didn't do much, since I had an invincibility code on. Another message was written in red (the color of BLOOD): "WHY WON'T YOU DIE?", which was a pretty dumb question since I had invincibility on. After that some big spooky ghosts showed up (they had eyes) and then I went through a door.
Now I was underwater, and a bunch of Thwomps were smashing the bloodied ground flat. Once again, invincibility, so I just plowed through those stone mingers. Next there was a stone corridor with a bunch of drowned Marios. Not dead, mind you, as they chased after me for a while. Instead of just, you know, being invincible and letting them hit me, I booked it into a pipe. There was a little transitional area with a boss door and a spooky mushroom. I didn't pick it up.
I was plopped into Kookie's boss room (or Ludwig if you're deaf to the sins of the world), and some weird shadow was watching me through a stone window. Then Luigi pulled up and said something I won't soon forget: "You suck so I work for Koopa now hehehe". He was probably sick of being second banana and was helping to kidnap Toadstool. He floored Mario with one punch, but then Mario remembered he was the main character and randomly got a Cape Feather. He whipped Luigi with his cape and sent him careening into lava (forgot to mention they were on a bridge above lava, causing Luigi to exclaim "TUBULAR" before succumbing. Everything was normal afterwards except for the endscreen where Luigi has his balls singed off. Maybe something was up with 2-player, but I can't check it because I'm using a 90's emulator that barely functions.
Oh, there were also a bunch of screenshots I took of this but I can't be fucked to post 'em.
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I Had a Weird Dream (Copypasta)

The dream is this: My eyes are covered by soap as I walk around the public bathroom tryna find out who the fuck stole my tooth brush
Till I found the toothbrush and packed it up since apperantly we were leaving. As I am packing I forgot where I put the wire for my charger and where I left it, as I make this realization my parents scream at me to hurry up, I tell them no and kept searching at this hotel we were staying at. I search, and search, and search walking around the place till somehow, for some fuckin reason, the phone In my pocket suddenly MAGNETICALLY gets attached to some guy's dangling phone wire charger. I was about to say sorry but when I looked up to his face HE HAD BEEN CARRYING A BUNCH OF CHARGER CABLES THAT LOOK AWFULLY SIMILAR TO MINE. While I'm looking at the guy his eyes widen and start running away from me, my parents tell me to hurry the fuck up or the bus is gonna leave, So I do.
I start chasing the guy around the hotel while doing parkour till we reach a really long staircase downwards, as he starts running down it I sit myself onto the comically long and zigzagging rails and slide down the stairs to get to him, BUT BEFORE I DO THAT I SEE WHERE I SHOULD HOP OFF THE RAILS, it looks weirdly calculated in my dream, anyways my mind goes "huh I wouldn't be able to land this in real life but good thing I'm dreaming" And fucking LAND IT WITH SO MUCH MOMENTUM THAT I STICK THE LANDING AND THE WORLD STOPPED AS I REALIZED "wait did I just say I'm dreaming?" As everything came into full clarity I looked up from where I landed. The bustling hotel cafeteria is right there, but no people in sight. I didn't think anything of it as I was still recovering from my landing. I couldn't see where the guy went so in a moment of lucid dream cheats... I fuckin turned on x ray and saw him highlighted red and ran towards him and tackled him. And then I woke up to my phone falling out of my hand
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I Hate April Fool's Day

I'm fucking shaking and crying right now y'all, and people aren't taking me seriously. This is a DUMB FUCKING HOLIDAY, where people say shit that ISN'T FUCKING REAL for NO REASON. I've cut off 8 family members already for falling for this shriveled up, half-assed ANNUAL CORPORATE FIG LEAF like the NPC SHEEP THEY ARE. Maybe if they listened to REAL COMEDY like Bill Maher or political satire that validates what I already believe in, they'd be WORTHY OF INTERACTING WITH. BUT NO, I have to scroll through my timeline, seething, wailing and gnashing my teeth as I'm BOMBARDED BY LOW EFFORT CORNY CAPITALIST PROPOGANDA. THIS IS A SERIOUS DAY. I'm allowed to be this pressed about ha-ha corny joke day because IT'S SERIOUS FOR ME AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE. My great uncle was tragically flattened while trying to rob a coca-cola vending machine on this date, and PEOPLE ARE STILL MAKING CORNU FUKUNG JOKES. I've had enough
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I Hate Coffee

my grandma said "wanna try one" and handed me a little round chocolate. I looked at it and went "what a tasty treat, sure I will try one" and popped it into my mouth. comforted by the soft, smooth, welcoming texture of the chocolate, I bite into it. the REVOLTING FLAVOR of BLACK COFFEE is released into my mouth in an instant along with shards and bits of ABSOLUTE PAIN. as if just eating wood chips off of the playground was bad, this tasted like COFFEE. I could feel the splinters piercing into every corner of my oral cavity as if I had just decided to shove a sweetgum tree seedpod into my mouth and bite down on it. swallowing it was a whole other can of worms (which even now I'd rather have eaten worms than this eldritch horror that, in my humble opinion, should not even be considered a food). the rich, delicate chocolate and insultingly horrible texture of the COFFEE BEAN were at war in my mouth. trying to swallow it resulted in shards of actual wood sliding down my throat, attacking all of my senses. I rush to the sink for a drink of water. I gulp it down and it's stained with the flavor of that disgusting caffeinated drink. I was fading in and out of consciousness. but after a WHOLE HOUR, the war on my taste buds was over. though the dust risen by the battle was long since settled, the psychological trauma I got that day will never show me any mercy. I will NEVER accept an innocent-looking sweet treat from ANYONE again.
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I Hate Pineapples

I hate pineapples, and I'm tired of pretending I don't. The way this stupid thing you call "Fruit" exits makes me wanna commit several types of war crimes. I fucking hate pineapples, I hate them more than anything else. The way the stupid fruit just exists bothers me greatly, I just wished that every stupid fucking pineapple disappeared from earth. I bet pineapples commit felonies while we don't look, I'm sure every single one of world's problems comes from this stupid little object. I know pineapples are just waiting for an opportunity to attack, just wait. Some of you normies may think that Hitler caused World War 2, but you are wrong, it was the pineapples. God, I just wished this stupid fruit would disappear completely, I was in the army for 10 years, fighting in Iraq. You know Osama Bin Laden? Yes, there was no Bin laden, it was the pineapples that we found once we raided the war criminal's house. I just fucking can't live anymore thinking I live in the same planet as these vicious, disgusting fruits, who spend their time committing tomfooleries around the globe. I have a friend who lives beside a pineapple plantation, and he tells me they go around at night, and scare him, he said they enter his house, his damn house, and sit in HIS fruit bowl. You know what? No, I am gonna burn that plantation to the ground, I'll be doing the world a huge favor. And if, per chance, I see one more of those fucking disgusting wretched things you call pineapples, I'll shoot myself, I swear. I was born without a father. I know it was the fucking pineapple in my fridge that made him leave. Then, when I saw that pineapple, I already knew what I had to do, I had to burn him to the ground. I will commit suicide, I swear. You know what? FUCK YOU, I know YOU are a pineapple too. Go eat shit asshole! GO EAT SHIT YOU FUCKING WRETCHED PINEAPPLE.
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I Hate Shadows!

Now you may think creepypastas a a peice of shit well this one is I didn't get her name thoughI lived a lovely life but Somthing been bothering me. Ever sents I moved to a new town I been seeing weird things I can't really explain. I was in the my car with my friends and it was 91 degrees outside.then I got the feeling of death I looked at the forest near by but my friends couldn't see it. My friend Marcy put on gentleman and I got unconfteble.I looked at the forest a couple more minutes and saw a person fall off. I screamed in fright but my friends wondered what was the matter then I heared a voice saw I'm beautiful too?It was a little 13 year old girls voice I didn't respond back Becuase I was scared. My friends pulled the car over over and checked if I was alright I looked at the sky and it seemed like it was going to rain. I looked at my friends and it appeared that my arm was bleeding. My friends took me home and I woke up around 4:56 AM and I heard a crash sound outside, but it was just raining and there was lighting. It flashed and flashed again but I saw someone behind me then I turned the light on. No one was in my room but there was a runic sign and some kind of eye sketch drawing. I ran down stairs to get my mom, I found my mom hanged up and her corpses were everywhere the I heard a voice say you left me! Why? Then I looked behind me then she said smile. I was knocked out for a couple days then went to a orphan place. It was not in that deadly town I'm never welcoming myself there ever again.Wasn't that a peice of shit well your choice
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I Hate Stranger Things

IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON SAY ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT FUCKING STRANGER THINGS I AM GOING TO LOSE IT ACTUALLY FOR REAL EVERY TIME I SEE THE WORDS STRANGER THINGS ON MY LITTLE IFONE SCREEN I START SEEING RED AND HAVE IMPULSIVE URGES TO SLASH OPEN MY CHEST CAVITY AND EAT MY OWN KIDNEYS BECAUSE WOULDN'T THAT BE SUCH A STRANGE THING OMG GUYS STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 JUST CAME OUT OMG OMG I HAVNT STOPPED WATCHING STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 EVER SINCE STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 RELEASED I HAVE BEEN REWATCHING STRANGER THINGS SEASON 3 FOR THE PAST YEAR AND NOW I FINALLY GET TO WATCH STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 FOR THE NEXT YEAR OH BOY I'M SO EXCITED I'M GONNA UPLOAD TENS OF THOUSANDS OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS ANALYZING THE RIGHTMOST COLUMN OF PIXELS DURING SEASON 4 EPISODE 2 BECAUSE THE HIDDEN MEANING BEHIND THEM IS JUST SO DEEP AND PROFOUND OMG GUYS I LOOOOOOVE STRANGER THINGS SOOOOO MUCH I'M TOTALLY NOT JUST WATCHING IT BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS NOPE NOT ME I DECIDED WITH MY FREE WILL TO SPEND HOURS WATCHING STRANGER THINGS AND THEN SPEND EVEN MORE TIME WATCHING STRANGER THINGS VIDEO ESSAYS ON YOUTUBE WOW I WONDER WHEN STRANGER THINGS WILL EVER STOP BEING POPULAR HOPEFULLY NEVER BECAUSE I JUST LOOOOOOVE IT SOOO MUCH AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE YEAH IT'S A UNANIMOUSLY AGREED UPON FACT THAT STRANGER THINGS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST SHOW EVER AND THERE'S NO PROBLEMS WITH IT AT ALL IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T HAVE ANY FLAWS OR IMPERFECTIONS AND SPEAKING OF THINGS WITH NO FLAWS OR IMPERFECTIONS HAVE YOU HEARD THAT ONE TOTALLY AMAZING SONG FROM THAT ONE LADY WHO WROTE A SONG ONCE AND THEN EVERYONE LISTENED TO IT AND IT DEFINITELY DIDN'T GET OLD AFTER THE 3RD TIME OF HEARING IT OH ME OH MY I DON'T THINK ANYONE UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH I LOVE STRANGER THINGS BECAUSE EVEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT LIKE IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ONE PERSON TO LOVE SOMETHING SO MUCH BUT HERE I AM HAHA I'M GONNA MAKE 130381727474838292929485737173 VIDEOS ABOUT HOW GOOD STRANGER THINGS IS AND UPLOAD ALL OF THEM
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I Hate Weeaboos

I hate weeaboos. I don't consider myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying Japanese, Japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in Japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS
So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?
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I Have Become Like Walter White

I've become so much like Walter White it's scary. I wear black sunglasses and a beige coat, verbally assault my family, and physically assault my friends. When I look in the mirror I can't help but say, "we need to cook". Which means "making meth" in American. I shaved my hair because I don't care anymore. So now I have to cover it with a hat, and I don't care what people think SO SHUT THE FUCK UP JESSE. I always leave an RV on my porch and go out of my way to show everyone to remind them that I am in control. When I see dogs getting taken on walks, I get mad at them for not being free like I am. I can't have sex with my girlfriend anymore without forcing them to dress as Jesse or Hank. When I go to get fast food I refuse to call them French fries and I insist to call them freedom fries. I just keep moving forward, until my enemies are destroyed.
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I Have Had Another Dream

In my life I’ve had 2 extremely unnerving dreams that I will never forget. On this website I’ve already posted one. The other one, was pretty scary and so unnerving that I stopped sleeping in the room and switch into my brothers room and him into mine.
The one I’m about to tell you about was even worse. The first dream happened when I was in 7th grade and I thought I would never have a dream as bad as that and thought maybe I could rest a little easier. That was the last thought I remember having that night.
It was early August of 2012 (the year it is now of course), and I was pretty tired. I was about to be a freshman in high school but first I had to go through 2 weeks of marching band camp. This was killing me so I was excited to get sleep every night. I felt so peaceful. The dream even started out pretty normal, it was just me and my dad siting in the living room talking. Then we both heard a loud yell, or more so growl come from my room.
We both got up and ran into my room. The thing I walked into was my grandmother standing over the dead bodies of my 2 step brothers, my own brother and my dad's Fiancee with a bloody knife. She looked at me and had the most sinister look on her face. ? She raised the knife high and swung it down. I moved my arm in the way to protect myself and got stabbed. I pulled the knife out of my arm and I did what I knew had to be done. I stabbed my own grandmother in the stomach in attempt to kill her. After about 5 or 6 times she fell over and I thought maube she was dead. I was wrong. She got back up and ran out trying to chase my dad.? I guess maybe we locked her out because after that point I didn’t see her again until the cops/swat team/FBI arrived. Apparently my dad called 911 and they found her.
When they arrived yjere were 2 FBI trucks and a police car. One of the men said it was all ok now and showed me her... severed head. This was probably the worst part about the dream other than that look on her face as she swung the knife at me. You just don't expect to ever have to see your own grandmothers severed head.
One of the guys took me back into a room in my house to ask me what happened. I told him I knew this wasn’t over. And you know what? I was right. Right after that I heard another loud growl/yell from my grandmother and she was back, and just like that I woke up. It was so bad (and don’t laugh) I cried. I only did for about 10 minutes though. It was about 4:30 in the morning and I really had to go to the bathroom, and you may think that the thing you least expect to be afraid of it would be your grandmother standing outside of your bedroom door with a knife, but that’s what kept me from using the toilet. That day I had band camp still and I went, and said nothing.
This dream is by far the worst dream I've had, so far nothing I've read or seen has topped it's terror.
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I Hope You Win

You don't believe in ghosts, do you? Well, I do... at least, now I do. It all started one night when I was traveling alone. I had to go to the my mother's house, she was old and needed me to take care of her. On my way there, I noticed a peculiar looking woman, tears rolling down her face, I just drove on by, trying to ignore her.
Just as I arrived at my mother's house, I saw the woman again, in the corner of my eye, but when I looked to see who it was in the corner of my eye, no one was there. So I proceeded into my mother's home, and cooked some dinner for me and my mother. After my mother went to bed that night, I saw the woman again, but this time, she was just down the hall from me, I asked her "Why are you tormenting me?" and she did not respond, instead she rushed at me, the next thing I know, I'm in a strange forest.
Lost, alone, and scared, I begin to look at my surroundings, I see many pine trees, and a few deer hanging around, it's odd though, deer shouldn't be around in the middle of the night. I tried to find my way home, but to no avail, the forest seemed to loop in all directions, I had no way to get back home, so I accepted the fact that I would have to live here.
The only thing I could think of was the cold of the forest, I decided to find something to keep me warm, but the only thing around was deer, and wood "I'll have to get their skins" I thought to myself, and then I started feeling hungry when trying to hunt them, I killed a few, but soon, I couldn't think about anything but hunger.
"Game" I thought to myself, eating the deer meat would be practical, as I am already hunting them for their skins, but the ones I had just killed had disappeared, as if they never existed. It was then that I realized – I was doomed. The ghostly woman doomed me to write this on the internet and to read the first word of each paragraph.
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I Just Bought It

I can't take it anymore.
I just bought Star fox 64, And It looked like it was bugged. Textures were screwed up, and I started in the freaking Solar. I thought it was bugged though, and ignored, since I could just relive childhood memory.
That's when it started.
I was doing the average; going through the level, when I saw something that totally got my attention.
There was andross in the left corner of my TV, doing the boss battle things he usually does. But I was totally screwed up after looking at him; his eyes were FUCKING ALL BLACK, His hands had a bloody texture look.
He started flying around into the center of the TV. I kinda was creeped out, but still surprised. I thought the place I bought it from was having it in good condition. Never buy games from fucking thrift stores now.
I did the average and killed him.
I started out at Venom right after beating him, but it freaking sent me right to Andross..
I could not move Fox, he only hovered. Andross had no hands, so he inhaled me. But when he did, It teleported me to this pitch black room that looked like a Gut or something. I thought "FUCK, Andross doesn't have a body!" When I was sucked in the void, my friend knocked and came in. I bailed out on 1 player and we tried to kill each other in the VS mode. FUCK, we should have not done it and turned it off. That's when I got fucking scared. Standing on the ground was a giant Fox Mccloud, Looking like he was fucking dying. He was bleeding to death, and his guts were spilling out, and his eyes followed Me or my friends closest arwing to him every time we went near it.
To anyone, please tell me, This is in my fucking mind. I can't stand even trying to touch this game. I tried it out and it freaking haunts me to death.
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I Just Want to Shine

Jiminy... I never reckoned to be figurin' I'd be fixin' to have this happen. Hell, I'd be one to suppose nobody would. Well, I better get started, time is money. I work at a steel mill in north-southern Rhode Island. Life is simple, people over pennies, life is simple. My boss, Mr. Budahause, is an ornery old bat. He sits in his office overlooking the work floor like an old guy in a sweatshop. His greasy comb-over accents his pox marks; the uni-brow ties it all together. "GET OFF YER ASS AND START MAKIN' STEEL!" His words shot out of the loudspeakers like a potato out of a potato gun. I look up at his office then back to the vat of molten metal that lay before me. They say a man who doesn't shine his shoes will never shine. I just want to shine... I now realize theres only one way to shine forever...
CRASH. SPLASH. BLUP.
"MR. BUDAHAUSE HE'S FALLEN IN!"
Silence*
"Put him out with the recyclables..."
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
I Just Wanted to be Loved

I just wanted to be loved, didn't you see this? I was always there for you, a friend. A pal. I was there for you, I helped you with your problems. I was there when you were in school. We had our arguments, sure, but in the end, it was always better. You can't break such a strong friendship, can you? Of course you can't.
I would come over and play video games, or we would listen to music together. Such a blast. When we graduated we split out separate ways.
I was still thinking of you. You were such an important part of my life... I just wanted to be loved...
But then I died...
Don't worry, I'm still here, I won't leave you...
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