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Nikocado Avocado is a sociopathic genius

Nikocado Avocado is a sociopathic genius with an enviable intelligence. And I'm just talking about Nik, not his "boyfriend" who is dumb as a sewer rat.
Are you so stupid that you just can't see what he's become?
This bastard went beyond any possible dose of redpill, he took THE BLACKPILL without even hesitation, made a fortune with his 15 minutes of fame, while other youtubers (even more famous than him at the time) are begging at the lighthouse.
Nik became a caricatured version of EVERYTHING he hated. He didn't turn a tail or betray his own principles, he simply mocks his fans and his haters with his very existence. Just look into the creature's eyes to see that this is a character. From the beginning it was one. A character that goes far beyond the understanding of most, because the true face is hidden behind the infinite layers of protest.
I often compare the great Nikocado Avocado to the Comedian, a Watchmen character who saw the true face of society and decided to make a parodied version of it, spitting in its face with pure irony.
Just by looking at him, I can even see that every day, he wakes up, puts on his mask, eats mukbang while he plays the violin and does his job masterfully. And at night, he enjoys all the money he makes with thousands of whores, gogoboy losers and curious "straight" beta males.
This gigantic creature delights in lust and gluttony and sleeps peacefully through the night in his apartment valued at $2.3 million, while those too ignorant to realize the truth use their computers in their mother's basement to make pitiful attacks against this genius of modern entertainment.
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NinDeathDo

Hi, my name is Bill, Bill Smotzback. I have a job working at Nintendo. 5 weeks ago something in the office backfired. Let me tell you my experiance with the monster inside my gamecube.
I was working in my office designing a stage for Sonic Lost Worlds, a game that Nintendo and Sega have partnered up with to make. I heared a large,  "CRRRRRRACK" coming from the office in front of me. I ran over to investigate. There was tons of blood all around my co-worker Dave's office. There was a trail of blood leading from his office to who-knows-where. I followed the trail and I eventualy found a dumpster. I looked inside and I found Dave's twisted and mangled body inside. I turned my head and puked for a good 30 seconds or so. I turned around to see my boss standing behind me with a bruse on his shoulder. He told me Dave hit him 15 times with an old gamecube saying "I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT!" He handed me the gamecube saying, "We don't have use for this gamecube since here are no more games to design for it." I was so happy when he handed me that gamecube that I almost jumped for joy. I went back to my office anxiouse to try out my new gamecube. I opened up the top where you put the games in to look if there are any discs left in it. And sure enough, there wasn't. 5 hours later work was over. I took my new gamecube, put it in my car, and started driving to the store to go pick up some new gamecube games.
As I was driving the gamecube's top opened up and a game magicley appeared in there. The light reflected off the disc and blinded my eyes. "My eyes!!!" I screamed. I crashed into a tree and my car's front was totally destroyed. I was knocked out and uncontiouse inside. I had the disc lodged in my forehead. Luckily someone spotted me and called 911 or else I would've been dead. I woke up in the hospital with a huge scratch in my head where the disc was. It was 3 weeks I spent in that hospital. I was able to go whours to get homeen I was in there fpr 4 weeks total. I walked out with no car because I had no car and I could'n't afford a new one.
It took me 1 hour to get to the store. I went in and relised I had no money in my wallet. I spent another hour walkin home. I walked in my front door and looked in the gamecube. I relized Super Mario Sunshine was in it. I plugged in my gamecube and started it up. But instead of "Super Mario Sunshine" on the title screen, it said "NinDeathDo." I selected save slot 1 and instead of the opning cutscene, it was Dave. Standing in my screen, LOOKING AT ME. He said "Have fun with your new gamecube nintendo. It's only a matter of time until you suffer the pain I did." Looking at the screen in horror, Dave pointed a pistol up to his head, and shot himself. I had a power outtage right after that, and it hasn't turned back on til this day.
I still wonder what "It's only a matter of time until you suffer the pain I did." meant.
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Nintendo 3DZ

I have been working at Nintendo for 58 years... But not anymore... My name is Ching Chang Crallabang and I have made Mario, Zelda AND Pokemon at once. But not anymore...
Once I was to a meeting at Nintendo. We were talking about new games to make. I thought we should make Super Jizz Fuck Rappers, but Miyamoto thought we should make New New Super Mario Bros 64 3D DS Wii. Then I pulled my dick out of my pants and slapped Miyamoto in face with my hands. Then Iwata fired Miyamoto. When Miyamoto walked out of the door he said "I will get New Super Revenge"...
Then I walked home and started watching porn. But then the porn star turned into Mario! He said! Wooohoo!!! I was super scared until I remembered I had searched for Super Mario Porn. Then Mario said! Ahhhhh! Uhhhhh! Ihhhh! And then I stopped watching porn and took my hyper-realistic 3DS out of my ass and started playing Super Fap Jizz. Then I realized that it was not Super Fap Jizz! It was Super Mario Bros 3D New DS 64!
I decided not to change games and instead I played the final boss level called "Mega Ultra Tiny Bowser With Lazers New Edition". I came to the boss, but instead of fapping and shooting semen everywhere, he shot fireballs at me! I was sure the game was haunted! I called my 22 years old mother and she came over to my house. I then turned her into a sandwich to give it to the ghost haunting my 3DS, so it maybe would be my pet. It ate the sandwich and said: "LUKE. I AM YOUR FATHER". Then I said "No idiot. It is NO I AM YOUR FATHER. Not LUKE". Then i jizzed all over him and he died.
Then I started the level over again, but this time it did not work. Therefore I decided to visit Miyamoto to get my 3DS fixed. He said I should come back in 58888888888878 years. I fapped all the time until my 3DS was done. Then I got my 3DS. When I started it it said "3DZ HELL 666", but I thought it was a stupid glitch and ignored it. On my main menu there was pictures of porn, blood, gore and my fat cock, but that was probably also a glitch. Then I booted up Super Mario Bros 3D New DS 64 and a fat man with a backpack killed me.
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Nintendo DS

One night, I was up untill midnight, playing my ds with a friend, and all of the sudden, I dropped my ds on the ground. The two screens broke apart, with all of the wires broken, the plastic was shattered. The next day, I was going to get a brand new ds, when I realized it would be cheaper to get it online via Kijiji. I searched "Used nintendo DS", and there were alot of expensive matches. I kept on scrolling down, until I found one for the price of 60$. I bought it and about a week later, recieved it. I opened the box, and saw, it was a bright neon green colour on top and black on the bottom. I noticed, there was a cartrage inside the back, so I popped it out, it had no sticker. I put the game back in, and started the ds. It started normaly, but the colour was inverted. I checked the options, and the username was "dondoit" the birthday was september 11, 2009. dondoit's favorite colour was red. I restarted the ds and looked at the game. It was named "Pokemon" and after that, there was a line of glichy text fragments. I pulled out the stylus, which was made of bone. I simply passed it off, and started the game. I really wish I didn't do that. The game started up, and I found out this was pokemon diamond. I looked down toward dialga, only to find a photo of a mangled human corpse, dressed up as ash, I started the game. My screen went black, and my ds crashed
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Nintendo Dead Land

If you have not read Mortal Kombat: Tortured Legacy read that first beacuse this a direct sequel to that creepypasta.
==Story==
After the death of Tom I put in Nintendo Land and started playing that to ease my nerves. I started playing Metroid Blast which I heard was pretty fun. I noticed after I killed the enemies they had  blood on the walls, after I killed all the enemies, my Mii just fell on the ground crying, I then realized this must be a hack or something like Mortal Kombat: Tortured Legacy 
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ked him if he would like to come over and play the game. He reluctantly said yes and we started playing Mario Chase where after, Bo as the toad, caught me, as Mario, the toad pulled a knife out of his pocket and started stabbing my Mii in the back, instead of just immediately ending the minigame. I then felt a sharp pain in my back and then I collapsed on the floor. Bo got me up and he immediately left. I played a game after that called Takamaru's Ninja Castle. After I threw a ninja star and missed, the ninja's usually throw a star in return, they did, then I felt a sharp pain in my chest and called for an ambulance. They rushed me to the hospital where they found a small knife in my back and a ninja star in my rib cage. Two days later I got out of the hospital and I took Nintendo Land out of the Wii U and it read " Nintendo Dead Land"  I then burned the game.
==Conclusion==
I told my mom to play it but when she played for half an hour the game ended and she went to the mii maker and there was my mii dead lying on the floor actually it was all of my miis!
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Nintendo Terrorcube

Back in the late 2000s, the gamecube was the console of the console generation, It's promos revealed to be "the most advanced console" with the pack-in titles like Luigi's Mansion, Metroid Prime and Super Mario Sunshine. The console was later canceled because it was time for the next console to be the new popular console, which in 2003, was the release of the Sony Playstation 2.
I was online, watching videos and cat videos, when I came across a ad saying "Free Virtual Auction House in Ebay" I clicked on the link and it took me to a interesting page with audibe voices and noticeable static; through the static, I heard the man say "200, can I get 200 for the Gamecube?!" I raise my hand "200 Once, 200 Twice?" a loud thunderclap was heard, simulating an auction hammer; "sold, 200 for the gamecube!" a literal two hours and maybe 15 minuets later, the package came. I opened the ebay box, inside was a gamecube but the "game" part was covered with a sticky note saying "terror" reading it together, it came up as "Nintendo Terrorcube" a chill ran up my spine; "A nintendo..terrorcube..? What is this thing?!" I thought. I plugged the console in and booted up, the logo was normal, great, nothing changed.
I looked at the box for any more games, there was 3 games and a additional one, this is what was in the box: Metroid Prime, Spongebob: Battle For Bikini Bottom, Super Mario Sunshine and Supper Otter Tails (which was a homebrew gamecube game, according to the box) I first inserted Metroid Prime; the game booted up normally, but there was one safe file; It was under the final boss battle in the last world. When I got inside the world however, the map glitched and shot me flying OUTSIDE the map! It was a minuet of Samus falling, when suddenly, it showed the game over screen but samus was collapsed backwards.
After a save from the memory card, I inserted the next game, Spongebob: Battle For Bikini Bottom. Right away, the game sent me into the title screen, when going into the file, spongebob was fighting a red jellyfish, almost too red, it looked like a blood red jellyfish; the jellyfish shouted "KEEEEVIIIIIIN!" it was so loud and earsplitting, I literally had to cover my ears; suddenly, the game crashed. The next set of games is just like what happened with the two games: Super Mario Sunshine got killed by a trample of koopas while the theater crashed on impact and super otter tails spazzed and glitched, the game crashed with the text "Terror Lives On"
I unplugged the console and went to Goodwill and traded in, I got only 50$ out of the console, which was not bad; I learned later on that the console was a BETA testing of the original console which the event happened AFTER nintendo revealed Luigi's Mansion for the gamecube in a form of a Demo Disc. When I got home afterwards, the box was back, and it had a note; "The Terror Never Ends, Who Knows If You'll Suffer More"
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Nintendogs

okay so about 5 days ago i had bought this game of nintendogs. it's actually supposed to be a really awesome game. i went to the store to buy one. i bought what seemed to be a normal copy of the game 'nintendogs- lab and friends'. i only took it because labs are my favourite dogs. especially golden labs. i was driven home, all the while eying the valuble game in my hands. the lab on the case cover looked as cute as ever. as i stared at it on the long drive home, suddenly the lab's eyed looked steaight at me. i was pretty freaked out, so i blinked a few times. when i saw it again the lab was looking left again. i initially thought that it was my imagination or it was because of the low light in the car.
so as i reached home i speedily dashed to my room and booted up my nintendo DS. it opened up normally, and i started the game. i started off with a lab, obviously. i prepared to go through the tedious process of naming it. however, the first time i said the word aloud, the dog learnt it instantly! i did'nt thnk that was possible, but i just thought of it as a bug. it didn't matter. i called it 'rough' mainly because the word sounded like the bark the dog made. i started to play with rough as usual. (the reason i know so much about nintendogs is because i played it with my friend before).
as i went for rough's first walk, things got weird. first of all, a mystery mark/question mark was just outside my house. i found that kind of weird. but in a way, it was good luck to me. i moved my track across it,(like i had a choice) and made a tiny circle aroun the house, rough's stamina being so short. rough started walking, and instantly stepped on the mark. he barked twice(which means there is anothr dog there) and then he ran into whiteness. then he appeared with another dog across him. only this dog didn't look normal. it was a pure white laborador. and his eyes. his eyes were empty sockets. empty red sockets.
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Nintendogs: Death

After reading my friend's experience and also many creepypastas, like Nintendogs Noodles, it really reminded me of a bad experience I had with Nintendogs. I have never told another living soul about this, until now.
Last Summer I was REALLY bored. I went on the computer, still bored. I ate snacks and watched TV, I was STILL bored. Until one hot sweaty Tuesday in Mid-August, I decided to play my old DS games on my 3DS.
I fished through a little plastic box I had in my room, until I found my first game I ever got, Nintendogs Dachshund and friends!
I ran downstairs to the Den to play the game.
I turned on the 3DS, pressed the DS icon, and started up the game.
The Nintendo logo boot up was different. Instead of happy various barking, there was whimpering. The happy go-lucky music on the dog screen after the boot up was replaced with a minor key.
When I looked for my Golden Retriever, Lucky, she was not around. I tried to call her name and tap the screen, when finally she showed up on the screen.
She had a present in her mouth.
I opened the present and it said, "you got special note!"
When it said this though, my dog whimpered instead of happily barking.
After that, it said, " It is suggested you see this right away. Type: Care."
I checked out the note.
It said,
I did just as it informed me to.
I watched what they did. A hand showed up with a syringe.
I cried as they put in the injection, which put down Lucky. The person I referenced before was my friend who had a similar experience in 2009 with a Caillou episode where Gilbert was put down. He told me in person once but never described it in great detail like on here!
When they were done, I heard soft crying, like if it was at a funeral.
It wasn't over yet.
It faded to my dead, virtual dog in a box. I realized this was a cremation.
I pet Lucky as it gave me the chance to.
Two hands picked up Lucky and placed her in a blanket. She and the blanket were placed in some sort of oven.
A hand closed the oven and it faded to the hand opening the oven, revealing a pile of pure, gray, ashes.
The ashes were then put in a cremation jar, whatever it's called.
It faded to black as the cremation jar was on a shelf.
Video game credits, like in Pokemon, rolled across the screen. Sad music played as the credits rolled.
When the credits finished, it asked me if I wanted to turn off the system or not.
I was still in despair about the loss of my 1st Nintendog I ever owned, so I chose yes.
I didn't want to play this game in a long time.
I didn't destroy the game, but kept it in a Nintendo DS bag I have. So if I ever wanted to play the game again, which won't happen in a long time, I could find it and see if I'll ever see Lucky again or not.
What I hope for, is that everything goes back to normal.
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Nint£ndo Wii

After a while of time without any game glitches, I started getting used to the normal gaming experience again. I even decided to start some other games over from scratch. I even went on Silent Hill at one point, only because that was already freaky enough; if it was glitched up like the other games I didn't think it would get much worse. But as expected, I knew something was going to turn up eventually. Aside from continuously (and mysteriously) getting Rick Roll'D by my games. I had one other experience I shall not soon forget. A little thing to do with my Nintendo Wii. Though this time, everything I viewed had spelled the console name as"Nint£ndo Wii". This may not seem too weird but not only did it happen with many of my games, it had a symbol of which I had never even seen before, hence why I couldn't type it into the keys. You should be thinking that this must be some stupid glitch the game is having when it's decoding data into words or whatever it does. I thought this too, that was until I decided to go on my 'message board'.
After I pointed that little wiimote at the screen and selected my messages, things started looking edgy. After about ten seconds, the words started to scramble into complete jibberish. They did this before I happened to catch a glimpse of a sentence. Pi£min, Playt£me. the K and I were replaced by the strange glyph again. The second glimpse I managed to catch was that it said T£oZ: Twilight Princess P£aytime. The symbols were now replacing the L in the abbreviation of The Legend of Zelda, and the L in Playtime. The last thing I saw was Bully: Sc£olarship Ed£tion Playti£e. The letters missing from these lines were the H in Scholarship, the I in Edition and the M in Playtime. I still have no reason to excuse these enigmatic incidents.
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NoEscape Trojan

One day, I was on my computer, and I wanted to remove Cortana. I went to ask if some Discord people knew about it. I asked this guy called "d." if he knows. He knew about it, and attached a picture of the file needed. I thanked him, and asked me if he could send the file to me. He did, but first, he asked me to disable the antivirus or ignore the Chrome warning. This is very common. He attached the .exe file and I downloaded it. Chrome said it's a virus, and I said to myself "oh forget you," and kept the file.
But before I double-clicked on it, I checked the file's info, and everything was completely normal. But when I was about to close the window, I noticed the product version and file version said "6.6.6.6" while the size said "666 KB." I thought it was odd, but I just shrugged that off and clicked the file.
Man I wish I didn't.
It restarted, but before that the wallpaper changed into a creepy red background. After restarting, which the background color was replaced to a dark shade of red, there were like billions of junk users. All of the junk user's names were just gibberish with symbols and emojis, while my account's name was "NO ESCAPE."
"What the fuck?" I said to myself. By the way, all of the account profile pictures were a recreation of the default one in red and black. I signed into my account, but before that, I noticed some of my keyboard keys were unusable, and the mouse click was flipped to the right one. 
And like the 0001.exe virus, there were junk files with an unknown type of extension. I tried opening CMD, but it was disabled by the administrator. Same for Windows Registry. I freaked out, and restarted my computer. I signed in, but this wasn't just an ordinary thing, it was a FREAKING SPECTACLE WAITING FOR ME. All of the icons were moving by themselves, which made my computer slow.
I restarted the computer and signed in, and now, whenever I try to open a program, I get this textbox:
"(1) New Message from Fred Durst"
fred durst says: no computer today silly boy go outsie to play." 
And no, I'm not even typing like that. The message was actually written like that. The UWP apps didn't work either. I restarted (ONCE ONCE ONCE AGAIN) and signed in. The apps worked this time, but the screen was eroding. I restarted (ONCE ONCE ONCE ONCE AGAIN) and signed in. Now, when I try to open a program, It opens Notepad and it started typing by itself.
This is what it said:
"THERE IS NO ESCAPE NOW.
DO NOT TRY TO CLOSE THIS WINDOW,
YOUR COMPUTER IS DONE FOR ANYWAY.
DO YOU WANT TO ENJOY THE LAST MINUTES
USING YOUR COMPUTER?"
I typed in "yes" because I though "no" wouldn't work.
It said "GOOD LUCK."
If someone asks you to try the trojan out, DONT USE IT. EVEN ON A VIRTUAL MACHINE IT WILL DESTROY YOUR PC
The virus can be removed if you delete and reinstall Windows.
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