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Pelicanocerous

A pelicanocerous is any of several very large water birds with a distinctive pouch under the beak and a large intimidating horn which, due to the devious evolution, appeared in the middle if its forehead, though it has no practical usage (a similar situation to that which occurred with the formation of Jay Leno's chin). Like all modern pelicans, the pelicanocerous can be found on every continent except North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Eurasia, Africa, Australia, Antarctica, Canada, and Rhode Island. A very elusive beast indeed. Although the above information suggests that the animal may not exist in any way, shape or form, that is an utter goddamn lie. People who oppose these views are communists, and we all know that communists are full of shit.
==Historical Significance==
By now, you are probably wondering "What in the name of fucking fuck am I reading?" In fact, you are reading the complete history of a very important historical figure. Although it is not entirely known how the Pelicanocerous came into existence (although some speculate that it created itself out of the remnants of Michael Jackson's dignity), that is not important. If for some obscene reason you think that it is, you can go fuck yourself, you communist bastard.
Before the existence of time and logical conclusions, the Pelicanocerous is believed to have single-handedly created the universe, as well as everything related to the universe and even the vast majority of the things that have no relation to the universe. (Examples include basketball and Chinese finger traps.)
==Featured Works== 
 
Due to its grace and majesty, the noble pelicanocerous has made frequent appearances in art and literature throughout history. Some well-noted exemples include:
*The Wind in the Pelicanocerous
*Gone With the Pelicanocerous
*To Pelicanocerous a Mockingbird
*A Tale of Two Pelicanoceri
*The Pelicanocerous Manifesto
*2001: A Space Pelicanocerous
*The Gospel According to Pelicanoceri
*Around the World in 30 Pelicanoceri
*The Pelicanocerous and I
*Harry Pelican and the Philosopher's Noceri
*Selected Dialogues of Plato: Apology, Crito, Phaedo, and Symposium, and the Most Famous Passages From The Republic of Pelicanocerous
*Moulin Noceri
==Things With Which You Cannot Hurt a Pelicanocerous==
* Mashmallows 
* Spoons
* Knowledge
* Dictionaries
* Jewel-cases
* Rufus Wainwright
* Erasers
* Lemons
* Kind of duller knives
* iPods
* Martha Wainwright
* Water
* Other Pelicanoceri
* Magic
* Generosity
* The Hoff 
* Christmas
* Reasoned Arguments
== See also ==
* Birds
* Birds and the Bees
* The Birds 
* Water
* Beaked Through the Head
* Stalin
*Pogo Snake
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Pelvic thrust

A breakthrough by NASA scientists in the 1960s lead to the development of pelvic thrust, allowing mankind to explore the farthest reaches of the Solar System in rapid ease and comfort... as long as the lube doesn't run out.
==Development==
While closely examining some adult reading material in the photocopy room, the famous Nobel Prize-winning and former-Nazi scientist Dr Wilhelm von "Goose-Step Mama" Spork formulated the hypothesis that if one could capture the pent up sexual tension of all those geeky NASA scientists, the resulting unrestrainable forces should be sufficient to catapult a probe into the farthest reaches of deep space.
===Problems===
Initially the project was troubled with launch issues, such as when the prototype ship Lovelace 1 exploded in a fiery blue fireball on the launchpad, instantly killing the entire crew of anatomically correct inflatable crash test dummies aboard. After a quick cigarette and a brief nap, NASA managed to pick up the smoldering pieces and prepared to try again (only harder this time).
==British Efforts in Pelvic Thrust==
British scientists attempted to duplicate NASA's efforts in the mid-1980s, but quickly discovered that their scientists were either completely devoid of sexual energies, or had repressed them so deeply that they could not be detected. Instead they focused their efforts into extracting pelvic thrust from more readily available sources, coincidentally the top 10 recording artists of the decade. Their first experimental subjects were the progressive rock band Queen, so the researchers moved their pelvic thrust generation facility to a bath house in Turkey. Unfortunately due to the impressive nature of Freddy Mercury's erection their pelvic thrust collection units (Catalytic Atomic Magneto-Induction Transducer Eunuch, or Cat-AMITEs) tended to prolapse, a flaw that the researchers failed to overcome.
Later research had shown that if indeed the scientists had managed to store even a small fraction of Queen's pelvic thrust, they would have had enough energy to probe the distant constellation of Virgo, or in the case of a containment failure blown England the fuck off the planet.
==Pelvic Thrust in action==
===Voyeurger II===
The first interplanetary probe to utilize the new pelvic thrust drive was Voyeurger II: an enormous cylindrical spacecraft which was sent to closely examine the important naughty bits of the Solar system. Its primary mission was to record high-resolution images of:
* The rings of Saturn
* Uranus
* The nipples of Io
* Ejecta from the moon Europa
* Venus Mons
* The facial expressions of shocked aliens who were inadvertently exposed to smutty Pioneer plaques (part of an extended 270,000 year mission, recently canceled due to budget cuts)
===Enterprise===
The starship USS Enterprise was a famous Federation heavyweight cruiser that hopped from bar to bar around the galaxy. It is a little known fact that the ship was powered by pelvic thrust, hence it was the Captain's sworn duty to fornicate with every alien species they ever encountered.
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Pen/sock continuum

===Origins===
The Pen/Sock Continuum is a vortex first posited by Pythagoras in 497 BC in his work, "The Universal Incompatibility, or How Triangles are Formed".
The work describes the hemispheric imbalance between ink-dispensing writing implements and cotton-based foot insulators.
However, Pythagoras abandoned his studies shortly afterwards, citing the non-triangularity of the observed phenomenon.
===Hypothesis===
The Pen/Sock Continuum was further hypothesised in the Middle Ages by those whose socks seemed to disappear, yet whose pens became present in and of themselves, as though by some unseen force exerted intrinsically by cosmic energy.
In 1655, it was theorised by Galileo Galilei that pens materialised without human intervention. Galileo was widely ridiculed by this suggestion in writing, but not by those in Australia, who did not have pens so could not respond.
===In modern times===
The Italian scientist Daniele Danielini went a step further in 1755, suggesting that the disappearance of socks might occur in measurable inverse proportion to the rate of materialisation of pens.
On 7th April, 1797, the British explorer Captain Cook landed on the Isle of Socks, widely thought to be located in the South Pacific somewhere off the coast of Brisbane.
===Proof===
The existence of the Pen/Sock Continuum was proved in 2004 by British-Australian singer Peter Andre, who, whilst wearing socks as part of a casual sports outfit, started using a pen to sign an autograph and became stuck at the equator.
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Penally

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Penally is a small rural sea side village near Tenby in the county of Pembrokeshire, the country of Wales, the Magna Carta defined state of Great Britain, within the European Union of nations that aren't Swiss or hunt whales.
==Places to Eat & Drink==
There are two pubs and one night club in Penally, not bad for a village the size of a fleas anus. The Cross and The Paddock are lovely drinking establishments (there use to be a third called The Crown, but it closed as it was shit, and is now a boarded up eyesore) where as the "Pit of Despair", as its locally known, "Jammos", only tangible benefit is that its open late and they play music so loud you can't hear what all the mongoloids from the local caravan site are drunkly screaming. Also good for paedos as they let 14 year olds get drunk.
We have one lovely shop/post office, which despite being the size of a child's cupboard, Dave still sort of manages to stock everything you could possibly need if your old or unable to go somewhere better for some other reason (blind drunk, epicly stoned, no legs...the usual daily problems for a Penally resident). Contrary to popular opinion our beloved Village Postie was NOT cited as a influence in the creation of the "local shop for local people" in the BBC comedy "League of Gentlemen"
== Positive Points - Reasons to visit!==
HIGH LEVEL OF SECURITY! The long established military base and firing range dating back to World War Eins is on a constant state of constantly high alert and maximum gun use. The British government have been widely rumored to execute suspected Al-Qaeda and French terrorists/asylum seekers at this "Training Camp". 
NO ROAD MARKINGS! Through out most of the village there are no road markings and thus no traffic gestapo. Park anywhere you want! No one cares!
== Negative Points - Reasons to stay at home!==
RISK OF BRAIN SPASTICATION! A recently erected a mobile phone mast will slowly give everyone cancer apparently, often in the face or tip of the penis, I haven't had any yet but i'll let you know when I die.
SCHOOL CLOSED DOWN! The school is now closed and all the little kiddies are forced to travel on a Silcox "Scum Bus" to the nearest town, Tenby, if they want to become depressed, disenchanted and baffled with modern life.
==History of Penally==
Penally is also home to Hoyles Mouth Cave where some Neolithic Age (thats pre-Jesus to you and me) man/apes made a home, had big poos and generally hit things with sticks going "oohgabooga". A fine tradition thankfully and accurately preserved by patrons of the what some call "The Vortex of Doom" - yes thats right you guessed it, the afore mentioned Jammos!
==Future of Penally==
Tragically Penally will soon be bulldozered back to dust and shit to make way for a moon ladder.
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Penetrator

Nearly all the world now knows of the fantastic origin of Penetrator, the Priapic man. In the year 2022, while inspecting the site of a disastrous nuclear incident, mild-mannered ex-President Bill Clinton, was exposed to asonishing levels of radiation. Clinton was rushed to the medical facilities at Gi-Joe headquarters, where he spent the next 5 months recovering. When his bandages were finally removed, the world learned the awful truth about his condition: Not only had several body parts been replaced by cybernetic prosthetics, the radiation had also mutated Clinton drastically. 
Horrified by his newly mangled appearance, and weary to put the incident far behind him, he fled to the Clinton "Fortress of Solitude" in Arkansas, where he planned his next move. After months of therapy, cosmetic surgery, and frequent BJs, he emerged from his seclusion as the superhero the world has come to rely on - Penetrator. Now he wages a never ending battle for truth, justice, and that ass, fucking anything and everything he can, while at the same time balancing the budget and dancing to the macarena.
== Description ==
A black leather domino mask obscures his burnt face, while his matching black and red tunic style suit accentuates his cyborg and mutant appendages to dramatic effect. His pants have a special latch that can be quickly unhooked whenever the need for his penetrative powers arises. Emblazoned upon his chest is the world famous Penetrator symbol, a yellow circle containing the sillouette of a Bottle of viagra, a symbol which even today strikes fear in the hearts of evil-doers and and single women alike. (Anyone who wishes to draw this will be thanked). 
The Penetrator is powered by 40 pounds of pure Marijuanite, giving his already fearsome powers further heft. However, the excess energy has given him a voracious sexual appetite rivaled only by his thrist for more sex. Because of his exploits, he has saved countless men from having to engage in sexual intercourse with terrifying companions, and for this, he is hailed as an international superhero.
== Affiliations ==
Penetrator's first act after coming out as a superhero was to dramatically reform the United Nations. No longer a body of deliberation for the nations of the Planet Earth, the U.N. is now composed solely of Earth's Super Heroes. Every week, these heroes meet to discuss the world's problems, and to give Penetrator opportunities to make out with hotties. 
Penetrator also created the American Superhero team, Americorps. When he isn't working along side Americorps, he is seen in the company of his young sidekick Clinton-Lad, who bears a striking resemblance to white house cub reporter and Clinton's ward, Jimmy Olsen.
== Famous Penetratees of the Penetrator ==
*Monica Lewinsky
*Margaret Thatcher
*Britney Spears
*Stone Cold Steve Austin
*The Queen
*Queen
*Oscar Wilde (well, who hasn't?)
*Barney The Dinosaur
*Me
*Gillian McKeith
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Penis Envy/Image Gallery

Welcome to the Penis Image Gallery. This is home of all the images featured on the subject of Penis, along with your very own contributions.
==The Gallery==
File:Triumphant-penis-statue.jpg|~Triumphant Penis Statue
File:SHABAM!penis.jpg| ~Surprise penis
File:TPS.jpg|~Triumphant Penis Statue variant
File:Robertson phallus hadriani.jpg|~Robertson phallus hadriani
File:Golf trophy.jpg|~Golf trophy
File:Mara.jpg|~Demonic Buddhist penis
File:CFSMsmall.jpg|~Cock flavour
File:PSC.jpg|~Penis Size Chart
File:PND.JPG|~Penis Anatomy
File:Penisland.jpg|~Penis Island
File:Flying-penis-beast.jpg|~She's riding the penis
File:BigDick.jpg|~Big Dick
File:Phallic dick building.jpg|~A Dick Building
File:Kaaba hard on.jpg|~Allah's Erected Penis
File:Galactic bulge funny.png|~Celestial Impressionist Penis
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Penis Monkeys from Outer Space

Penis Monkeys are monkeys that have a penis-like nose. Despite supposedly being from outer space, they are usually found on grassy-like planets, such as Earth. However, the majority do not live on earth, but rather on PedoPlanet. They are distantly related to Xenomorphs due the strange reproductive cycle. 
==Appearance== 
It is unknown what causes Penis Monkeys to have that appearance, although it most likely has something to do with reproduction. The leading theory is that it probes its massive penis into the pussy of another monkey, and is able to produce more semen than a normal penis. Most monkeys of this species have triplets or quadruplets, so this makes sense.
==Behavior==
Penis Monkeys usually act like normal monkeys, except for a massively increased sex drive, and attraction towards people of the same gender. Penis monkeys were the main push for the legalization of Homosexuality after we discovered PedoPlanet. Countries that have not yet legalized homosexuality have fewer Penis Monkeys in them, and also a lack of funding for space programs. Penis Monkeys probe their way into the mind of humans and make them fund space programs.
==Danger to society==
Most about Penis Monkeys is unknown, but they apparently have the ability to mind control people. Although some people are born resistant to Penis Monkey propaganda, most are not, which means there is a high chance that Penis Monkeys will enslave humanity. Thankfully, groups like SAPMAPHUR (Society against Penis Monkeys and protection of human rights) are encouraging world governments to take steps against Penis Monkeys, such as legalizing Penis Monkey hunts, and killing Penis Monkeys.
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Penis Monkeys from Outer Space: A Retrospective

Penis Monkeys from Outer Space is an Uncyclopedia article that took the site by storm in May of 2006. It became the fastest article to ever be featured on the site’s main page. Most Uncyclopedia users credit the charm of the article to its cleverly photoshopped images and effective use of the word “probe” in several instances throughout the page.
== Main Page featuring ==
Penis Monkeys from Outer Space was nominated 2 hours after it was created, garnered an unprecedented 39 for votes and two against votes in only 5 hours and was featured on Uncyclopedia’s main page the very same day. A roar of hysterical laughter could be heard echoing across the internet minutes after its appearance. Violent riots ensued.
== Discussion page ==
While the Discussion page of Penis Monkeys from Outer Space originally began with comments from site users pertaining specifically to the article (most being orgasmic praise), it eventually went on a series of tangents that led to discussions on everything from condom distribution in American public schools to ways to attractively prepare quail egg hors d’œuvres for First Communion parties. The talk page itself was also nominated for featuring and was Quasi-featured only after fierce debate between avid proponents and adamant opponents. Subsequent attempts to get Main Page featuring by a number of said proponents would continue several times until the act was declared bannable, causing further attempts to gradually taper off. It has not been confirmed whether the overzealous nominators went on to get a life.
== Template and reskin ==
Within 24 hours of the featuring, a "Penis Monkey" template, declaring the article it is placed on to be “probe-fucked up the cooter”, was created and was soon to be found on countless numbers of articles and talk pages. A Penis Monkey reskin for the top page was also proposed and approved by an overwhelming margin within the same day, and it was used on May 30th, which became Uncyclopedia's Penis Monkey Probing Day. 
== Vandalism ==
Vandalism of the article was rampant for the two days following its front page appearance, causing it to be protected by the Uncyclopedia administrators. After the administrators administered prophylactic measures to prevent the spread of venereal ideas, the penis monkeys from outer space had already impregnated the vagina faced marmosets.
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== The author ==
The author of the article was an “anonymous” user who registered under the numbers of his/her IP address, and after the contribution of this single article immediately discontinued contributing to or even logging into Uncyclopedia. Within the site community rumors abound that the anonymous contributor was in fact a sock puppet of a distinguished site user, and several names have been suggested. Some suggest that he/she may be a professional humorist, and perhaps even a writer from late 80’s/early 90’s American teen sit-com Saved by the Bell.
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Penis pumper

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The Penis Pumper also known in France as El Pompe de Pénis. A super hero originated in 1969 the Penis Pumper attempts to help innocent victims of violent crimes but gets distracted and starts masturbating in the middle of epic battle scenes, as well as performing the final cum shot, as common in most pornographic films. As a child The Penis Pumper's father (The Todd from Scrubs) often beat him with his "wet noodle" and a common rubber hose sporadically bitch slapping him like the little twat he was. In an attempt to get back at his father in immensely strange ways, he became a penis-based super hero. Although not wanting to be embarrassed, he devoted his entire post college (University of Oregon) life to the art of penis pumping. When he felt as though he was ready, he began "helping" the innocent... with his dick and powerful balls.
== The Penis Pumper & The Jedi Council ==
The reason there isn't a seventh Star Wars film is because The Penis Pumper accidentally killed all the Jedi... with his dick. He has since been considered the great Sith of Cum and was driven out of the Jedi Galaxy, at the dismay of every female creature in the Galaxy, Penis Pumper currently resides in the Milky Way Galaxy, formerly known as the Way Galaxy until he showed up and made it "milky".
== Cum Shot Attack ==
Originally designed by Ryan Seacrest to destroy Simon Cowell, this technique was perfected by the Penis Pumper. He can currently shoot 69 cum shots a minute. Over 95 shit-ton's of victims have been accidentally killed by the "Cum Shot Attack". Only 2 people were known to have survived the Cum Shot Attack,Samuel L. Jackson and Neil Patrick Harris. This is Penis Pumpers main offensive attack.
== Super Splooge Attack ==
More of a Defensive counter measure against his Arch-Nemisis The Vagina Sticker, this move involves Penis Pumper busting an entire nut into The Vagina Stickers center of mass (that pink wet part). This Makes The Vagina Sticker stick in place allowing Penis Pumper to Dick Slap the shit out of her. 
== Dick Slap ==
Basically a repetitive body-check, where the target loses massive amounts of HP yet their Horny Level increases greatly, if they have a vagina, it sprays liquid everywhere. This attack is super effective... against the Vagina Sticker and its devastating against the common puss.
== Chronic Sweaty Balls ==
A condition of the peni, in which you sweat acid and your penis and balls melt.
== Random Facts ==
* The Penis pumper is a playable character in street fighter
* The Penis pumper challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles contest", The Penis pumper won by 5.
* Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajama's, Chuck Norris wears Penis Pumper pajama's.
* The Penis Pumper doesn't look for Waldo, Waldo looks for the Penis Pumper.
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Pennywise the Dancing Clown

Pennywise the Dancing Clown is a well-known psychopathic mass-murderer and pedo. For a long time, he dwelled in a sewer and molested and ate children until he was defeated in a presidential election and settled on handing out balloons at the Neverland Ranch. After that, he changed his employment several times more before finally settling on being the thing he represents most, a Catholic priest.
== Birth of Pennywise the Clown ==
Who Is Pennywise The Dancing Clown? 
Pennywise the Clown is not really a clown. Pennywise the Clown is NOT really carrying out the killings of Derry. That is far more powerful than just a human in a clown suit. This creature killed a circus clown by the name of 'Bob Gray' over 200 years ago, then took on his identity. It chose Bob so he could get closest to his prey, the children. 
IT feeds off of little kids. It manipulates them into thinking it's a clown making them feel safe and secure. C'mon, who really thinks a clown would hurt them? Then when the children are oozing with fear, he goes in for the kill. Which is usually tearing an arm off or biting into some one's armpit. For some reason, only the children of Derry can actually see Pennywise; The adults just stopped believing he did, in fact, exist, and they cannot see him at all. 
Pennywise is your worst dreams come true, we cannot even picture this evil. Pennywise comes back every 27 years to eat. He will usually stay around until he is full and he will sleep for the next 27 years and beyond. Pennywise will never die, It will never die. Le clown est méchant.
==See also==
* Michael Jackson
* The Joker
* Randall Flagg
* Rambo
* Ronald McDonald
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