Conquered/Soramimi

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Misheard dialogue for the film, Conquered. This film has a lot of iconic misheard dialogue that most fans know about.
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==Characters==
Billy HerringtonTom KattBlake HarperColton Ford
==Touhou Project characters?/Waifus?/Outside sources?==
A: Yes.
===Who?/What?===
* Sausages.
* Soy sauce.
* Cheese snack.
* Inoue Cabrera.
* Bream.
* Rotten.com.
* Yasu.
* Stick Caramel.
* Inaba.
* Ben.
* Aloe Elina.
* Izu.
==Names taken from film?==
A: Yes.
===What?===
* Entourage of the Kingdom (王国編の側近)
* King Ishii (キング 石井)
* Seagal Sakine (セガール関根)
==Languages?==
English:
: Billy Herrington
: Tom Katt
: Blake Harper
: Nino Bacci
==Prologue==
* You know any gladiator who fights ten days in a row must be conquered. (BH) - 井上に食われる
** Inoue ni kuwareru - Eaten by Inoue.
* Caesar knows this. (BH) - チーズのおやつです！
** chiizu no o yatsudesu! - A cheese snack!
* He does. (BH) - ヒドス
** hidosu - Hydos.
* But he loved Titus. (BH) - 俺Love鯛です
** ore love taidesu - I love bream.
*** Bream is a species of freshwater and marine fish.
* Loved him? (Seagal) - Rotten(.com)?
** rotten - Rotten.com
*** Rotten.com was a shock site which was active from 1996 to 2012.
* Yes. The way I love you too. (BH) 1st part: ヤス♂ / 2nd part: ドア開けてとぅ
** 1st part: yasu - Yasu♂
*** Yasu is a Japanese illustrator.
** 2nd part: doa akete to~u - Open the door.
* So why do you always take good care of me? (BH) - くそ悪酔いしてっか、けっ( ﾟдﾟ )オメェ / 座れよスティック♂キャラメル
** kuso waruyoi shite kka, ke~ ( ﾟдﾟ )ome~e - I'm sick and drunk.
** suwareyo sutikku ♂ kyarameru - Sit down Stick♂Caramel.
* Because I want to. 'Cause I love you... You know that. (Seagal) - 1st part: 触らんとよ / 2nd part: 'Cause I love you...イナバ
** 1st part: sawaran to yo - Don't touch it.
** 2nd part: 'cause I love you...inaba - 'Cause I love you...Inaba
*** Inaba was an old province of Japan in the area that is today the eastern part of Tottori Prefecture.
* I know and I fear I may never see you again. (BH) - 愛の穴は拡げ♂イナバ　See you again。
** ai no ana wa hiroge♂inaba see you again - The hole of love expands♂Inaba See you again.
* I'm tired of fighting. I'm tired of the pain. I'm tired of this. (BH) - 1st part: あんたやでファニー / 2nd part: あんたやでベン / 3rd part: あんたやでヤス･･･
** 1st part: anta ya de fanii - Funny at you.
** 2nd part: anta ya de ben - Ben at you.
** 3rd part: anta ya de yasu - Yasu at you...
* In a fight? In the arena? For Caesar? (Seagal) - 1st part: エロファイト？ / 2nd part: アロエリーナ？ / 3rd part: 干し伊豆？
** 1st part: erofaito? - Erotic fight?
** 2nd part: aroeriina? - Aloe Elina?
** 3rd part: hoshi izu? - Dried Izu?
*** Izu was a province of Japan in the area of Shizuoka Prefecture.
* I serve Caesar. (BH) - 恐ろしいぞ…
** Osoro shizo... - It is horrible...
==King Ishii==
* I see you've made it through another match, my champion. (King Ishii) - マッチョなチャンピオン 
**matchona chanpion - Macho Champion.
* You must be blessed by the gods to have lived through another match, and against Titus, no doubt. (King Ishii) - 1st part: You must be 素っ裸 / 2nd part: アレ♂が酸っぱいです/// 
**1st part: you must be suppadaka - You must be naked.
**2nd part: are♂ga suppaidesu - It's♂sour *blushes*.
* He was my champion before you. (King Ishii) - 
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* Forgive me, Caesar. (BH) - 
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* Oh, the gods have forgiven you! (King Ishii) - 
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* Stand before me! (King Ishii) - 
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* Your victory serves you well, champion. Now we shall serve you the royal treatment. Surely my champion deserves that. (King Ishii) - 1st part: ナウィ～い♂ソーセージ / 2nd part: 醤油マイチャンピオン 
**1st part: nau~ii ♂ soseji - Naughty♂Sausage.
**2nd part: shoyu mai chanpion - Soy sauce my champion.
* Thank you, Caesar. (BH) - 
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* So now for the royal treatment! (King Ishii) - 
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* Slave boys! (King Ishii) - スケベ♂ボーイズ 
**sukebe♂boizu - Pervert♂Boys.
* No man can conquer you! But, if you should be undefeated tomorrow, I shall conquer you here. (King Ishii) - 
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* Yes. Tomorrow I'll shall arrange for another match in the morning and if you shall not be conquered on the field, I shall conquer you. Here. (King Ishii) - 
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* Caesar? (BH) - 
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* Don't speak. (King Ishii) - 
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* My champion, just be unconquerable. (King Ishii) -
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