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Spongebob Squarepants Kidnapped Me

Hello, I really have been wanting to tell someone about this. Okay, so, about a month ago I was driving home from work at a fast food restaurant.I was going home when I found a dark alley way. I went there to check it out. I found SpongeBob Squarepants there. At first I couldn't believe my eyes then he  hit me with a brick. I went unconshius. I woke up with a bag over my head and when SpongeBob realized I was conshius he lifted the bag from my head and my eyes were very heart by the bright lights. SpongeBob then tour my clothes off and started to take his pants off. I was violated. Then I was beaten with a bat. He later went outta the room and went to go use the restroom. I later escaped and I've been dramatized ever since. You may think SpongeBob is just an innocent cartoon character, if you think that, then your wrong.
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Spongebob Squarepants Lost DVD: Squidward The Killer

Once I lost site of the Vimeo Spongebob episode that could end my mental health, I'm Zach, I decided to check for any DVD'S to purchase, I decided to go to my #1 place to get my DVD'S, Toys Я Us, I went over to the store and there were hundreds of DVD'S, but one caught my eye, a DVD title, "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: Best Moments", I bought it, and the 90 minute trip to Paramus was worth it, I regret it. I put it in my DVD player and it had 8 episodes.
* HELP WANTED
* SHANGHAIED
* BEST DAY EVER
* SQUILLIAM RETURNS
* SPONGEBOB'S BIG BIRTHDAY BLOWOUT
* BIG PINK LOSER
* CABIN IN THE KELP
* SQUIDWARD THE KILLER
I was curious to know about the potential, LOST EPISODE, it was probably, due to the graphics, released in early 2012, SBBB,CITK were 2019, the back said, "COPYRIGHT NICKELODEON, PARAMOUNT, VIACOM, 2020", so I clicked play, oh I wish I didn't.
The background was in red, the words were in black, the transition was normal, except Squidward was more angry, like he was ready to explode, and when Mr. Krabs pinched Squidward, Squidward screamed like an animal, he then said demonically,"THAT'S IT!" Squidward broke the Krusty Krab emergency axe, and began to slice open Mr. Krabs, eating his organs. People screamed like real humans, and Squidward then had a shotgun in his tentacles. Blowing heads to shreds, rhymes. Squidward said, "I wonder who's next?" He laughed like a demon again.
He started to choke anybody who stared at him, he walked into Patrick's rock, he started to eat Patrick, but even more disturbing, was that he ate Patrick's intestines, he went over to to the Chum Bucket, and chewed Plankton up, he then smashed Karen.
It next showed Squidward making a rocket, he launched it over to a bus where Spongebob was miles away. It showed the normal explosion on Spongebob, but more weird was the sound, it sounded like someone was in Hiroshima, it was real. It now showed Squidward holding a shotgun, he said,"THIS IS HOW TO GO", he then shot himself, with a black background and RED words had said, THE END, I kept it in my DVD holder, I later phoned Nick, they told me that an employee had made the DVD in January as a prank, I next called Richard Barry, the President & CEO of TRU KIDS BRANDS, the new parent company of Toys Я Us, he said that a man put it in the store, to scare children. I haven't watched the cursed episode since.
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Spongebob Squarepants Lost Episode

I started looking at Spongebob episodes then I saw a oddly named episode episode that was titled "Squidward The Murder" it was Season 1 and it was episode 0 (this supposed to be episode 1 but it was episode 0 because they left the episode and didn't set it to episode 1) the production number was "s1e00".
So I clicked on the episode, I looked at the episode and it was a different Spongebob episode. So it started with a pineapple then it zoomed in, Spongebob was giving gary food then he went "Oh hello guys, I was feeding my pet named Gary, you are about to watch the 1st episode ever of the Spongebob Squarepants episode!, I noticed that instead of real voices it was just subtitles.
It showed the Spongebob Squarepants logo, then the bubbles went up, then it shown Spongebob's pineapple, Patrick's rock and Squidward's Easter Islandtiki.
It went to Squidward in his house, he was practicing his clarinet and then Patrick came and said "Hello Squidward!" and Squidward said in a nice voice (he was nice to people in this episode) so he said "Hello Patrick! How are you doing today?" and Patrick said he was alright, then Squidward was saying "I am going to the Krusty Krab!" then patrick said "Okay bye Squidward" then squidward said "Bye!" then closed the door.
Patrick didn't know that Squidward wasn't really going to work then came out of his house and was writting on Patrick's rock "DIE" then Patrick gasped, and went in to his house, it was all written "DIE" Patrick gasped again, then went to Squidward's house, nobody was in the house but Squidward was hiding at the back of him, he shouted "Squidward, Oh Squidwaaaaaard!" then Patrick was petrified and scared, Squidward was holding a knife, Patrick screamed "SQUIDWARD! I'M SCARED!" then Spongebob said "Did you hear something Gary?" then Gary just meowed, and it went back to Patrick and Squidward said "Patrick! You don't need to be scared" then Patrick gasped and showed real emotion in his eyes that i can not really explain, then Squidward stabbed him at the back and then laughed with a very odd look to his face that i just feel that i cannot really explain.
Patrick cried "SPONGEBOB!, I'M DYING", when Spongebob came, he gasped and was crying "Oh no Patrick is DEAD!" then the bubble came up again. It was the hospital, Patrick was just lying on the bed with a stab wound on his forehead that nearly showed his brain, the doctor said in a very odd voice "He is dead" and Spongebob screamed in pain and anger, then the bubbles came up, Spongebob was in the graveyard and was giving flowers to Patrick and his rock, it went to the credits with no one's name but Stephen Hillenburg then the Nickelodeon logo came up, there was no audio.
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Spongebob Squarepants The Lost Episode: "Death at Christmas"

One Christmas, I was opening my gifts and I found a Spongebob Squarepants DVD. It was Spongebob Squarepants: Death At Christmas. I thought, "A lost Version of "Christmas Who?"?! Cool!" So I putted on the dvd at 2:59 am and it played out as normal. But Sponge Bob in the main Menu was Covered In Blood and Patrick had his head chopped off. I Clicked on "Play All Episodes" and watched it. The 2016 Intro for Spongebob Squarepants was on but it was Glitchy and had Blood everywhere. Then a Patchy The Pirate Segment was on but Patchy The Pirate was crying because something terrible happened to Spongebob... Polly Said, "Hey kids... it's Christmas Time again but Patchy The Pirate is crying because Spongebob was Hanged by himself..." Hanged By Himself?! That was odd. Squidward wanted to hang himself but not Spongebob! Polly then said, "Here. Watch the Dammn Episode!" The Title card was Saying "Death At Christmas" and the Snowflakes in the Title card were Covered in blood. The Episode Begins With Spongebob who wanted to show Sandy a Secret Karate Move that he taught himself but When she Put on the Christmas Lights, Spongebob killed her with a Karate Chop. Then we go to the Krusty Krab where Spongebob was explaining Christmas to his friends. Patrick loved it but Mr. Krabs and Squidward said, "Santa is fake". I was Horrified by that line... They liked it in the Final Version of This (Expect Squidward) but here... Spongebob then killed Both of them and served them as Krabby Patties with Blood on them. Then The Rest of the Episode went on as Normal but then when Santa Didn't Came, Spongebob killed Everyone and then after that, He Noticed the Chaos he made so he hanged himself in Sandy's Treedome, Ending The Episode. Polly said, "Well, I Hope u never have Christmas at Binki Bottom Again. Merry Christmas!" Then The End Credits came on and The Ending Logos were noedolekciN and Paramount Pictures and A Jumpscare. I took out the DVD and Smashed it. So if u have the DVD then smash it and Don't Watch it... 
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Spongebob TentacleKill

Ok
Here is a really shocking Spongebob experience,
Once upon a time i searched some Spongebob Episodes, then i found a website, there was a text in big letters
"NEW SPONGEBOB EPISODE"
I clicked it when i was on the site, my computer froze. I just thinked "WTF?"!
10 seconds later everything was ok, A pop up came with the new episode the intro was normal but the title was a bit strange the background was red and the name of the episode was "Spongebob TentacleKILL".
First it showed Squidward's home but what i have seen later changed my life. Squidward was eating Patrick's Head and then he took a fork and ate his organs. Squidward's tentacles have catched Spongebob who was playing outside. Spongebob have cried really sad. I cried too. Squidward has taken his fork and stucked it in Spongebob's head. Then my computer froze again and i ran crying into the living room and brought my friend who was playing on my ps3 into my room but my computer was normal again and i searched the website but it was gone.
Was it true or not?
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Spongebob The Eye

In 2008 I saw an DVD called "That eye Spongebob" on the streets, I decided to grab it and put it in my tv, there was no title card and it seemed normal until squidward wakes up. Squidward seem disappointed, then squidward opened the exit door then he said
"Where is Spongebob and Patrick"
Then squidward Knocked on Spongebob's door and opened the door then he was scary with teeth ugly and bloodshot eyes, then squidward screamed then he went to his house and he was scared then he locked the door and every window in his house, he heard knocking but didn't answer. He slept but when he wakes up he was in a dark room, he saw Spongebob, the same sponge with ugly teeth and bloodshot eyes then he screamed then it gutted with black screen, then he wake up and he had bloodshot eyes and ugly teeth then Patrick walked in with the same scary face then he said
"Why have you done this"
Then the episode ended
I was
caredsof this episode for months and I don't recommend buying this VHS tape.
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Spongebob The Lost Episode

One day while i was trying to find a Spongebob episode on ebay i came across a man selling a very out dated copy of the first seasons of spongebob with another episode that was never on the air.
After i had bought it it looked normal had normal episodes that made me laugh it was nice intill i had gotton to the new one it started as...
The Final Sponge.
When it started it seemed normal spongebob and squidward talking and yelling and then spongebob went to work....
Seemd normal till spongebob started cooking the pattys spongebob started laughing loudly and started eating the raw pattys and when he was done he just stood in the corner.
I had a urge to turn it off but i could the DVD wouldnt come out then spongebob said "Where are you going friend the fun has just begun." I tryed to turn the DVD player off as he got closer it was like he was pushing therw my TV i finnaly gave up watching spongebob.
Mr.Krabs walked in, his face was terrfied spongebob had grew twice his size and started to cry moans of terror, he had grabbed mr krabs and started to rip him apart i screamn as i slammed myself into the TV breaking it.
I never quite recovered from what happened i therw the TV and the DVD player out with the DVD.
I still have the box of the DVD till this day.
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Spongebob The Ugly Barnacle Comes to Bikini Bottom

I was seven years old, and one day, I turned on the TV and found out that there was a new episode of Spongebob Squarepants airing on Nickelodeon. Of course, I loved that show, so I had to watch it.
After the theme song, the title card showed up. It said "The Ugly Barnacle Comes to Bikini Bottom". I was quite intrigued by this, as it was the first time the show has made a callback to a previous episode. However, something was off. The title card's music was extremely dark for what is usually a lighthearted show, but I figured it was just a feature, so I ignored it.
The episode began with Spongebob yelling "I'm Ready" as he exited his house, presumably because he was going to work. Squidward of course was mad about this, as he usually is.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Squidward yelled, but Spongebob ignored it.
Bubbles then popped up to symbolize the changing of scenes, and it cut to the Krusty Krab. Spongebob was enjoying his job, but then horribly realistic screams of agony were heard in the main area of the restaurant. I was terrified, but I kept on watching. I figured it was only for comedic effect, but then the next scene came.
The Krusty Krab was filled with fish with eyes completely rotted out in a very realistic manner, and to make matters worse, the sky was a dark green like it was in the episode where Spongebob and Squidward worked at the Krusty Krab at Night (Sorry, I forget the name). This was weird, as just a second ago it was daytime.
The screen panned to show a dark silhouette walking away. It was the Ugly Barnacle. Spongebob barely missed it.
Spongebob ran over to Sandy's house in hopes of finding an answer to the deaths. Sandy explained that she may have known what it was, but right before she told Spongebob, she looked outside and saw the Ugly Barnacle. Spongebob ran as Sandy rotted.
Bikini Bottom was in ruins, and at this point, there were only two survivors left: Spongebob and Patrick. Spongebob ran to Patrick's house and told him that everyone was dying. Patrick was unaware of this, but once he found out, he was rather calm about it. He explained that the story he told to Spongebob in the episode with the Ugly Barnacle story was not fiction, but rather a prophecy. And then, the two characters suddenly had their eyes rotted out and they fell to the floor.
The screen then faded to black as Patrick's voice echoed "Everyone Died. The End", and then suddenly, the Barnacle flashed on the screen. This actually killed me, I am a ghost.
Nickelodeon claims this episode was never made, but the millions of deaths beg a differ.
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Spongebob Theory

Have you ever heard of the show Spongebob Squarepants? The one about the joyful, yellow sponge who lives in a fictitious town called Bikini Bottom which is under the sea? Well, I'm just going to assume you have and get on with it. Even if you have seen it, you probably don't know the real story. So, here it is. The real story of Spongebob.
Spongebob's mom and dad were actually brother and sister, so when Spongebob was born, he had various diseases such as Schizophrenia, Bipolar Disease and Mental Retardation. The Bipolar Disease made him have very aggressive mood swings. All of the kids at school knew about his diseases and made fun of him for it. He never had any friends either, which led to him being depressed. One night, while he was doing homework, he had an angry outburst, which resulted in him killing his older sister. He was tried, but let off on the count of mental illness and issued to an asylum. While he was there, his Schizophrenia started taking over his life. He made-up a town called Bikini Bottom and all of the people in it. Here is a list of Spongebob's made-up characters and what they represent in his real life:
Patrick Star - Was made to represent his longing for a real friend. He was also made because he always wanted a friend was dumber than him to help him feel better about his own Retardation.
Squidward Tentacles - Was made to represent the bullies that made fun of him. The love Songebob has for Squidward represents all of the times he tried to be friends with the bullies, even though they scolded him for it.
Mr. Krabs - Was made to represent all of the times that bullies pretended to be his friend and taking advantage of his stupidity.
Gary - Was made to represent his parents, that had to live and put up with him.
Sandy - Was made to represent his love for the most popular girl in school and his dream that she loved him back.
Plankton - Was made to represent his big sister, who was always nagging and making fun of him. All things that led to her death.
So there you have it. The real story of Spongebob.
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Spongebob WORST day ever!

Spongebob was having a rough day at the Krusty Krub. They were out of napkins and when a customer asked for salt, Spongebob akkidentalie gave him pepper. And then the fryer broke. Worst of all, he burnt a krabby patty and had to throw it away. Spongebob sobbed his heart out. 'WHYYYYYY?' then he heard Squidward yell at him 'its just a stupid patty you moron, now shut up and get me my order!' 'yes Squidward' Spongebob moaned miserably. It was finally the end of Spongebob's shift. Spongebob put away his Krusty Krab hat and said 'gudbye?' to it and kissed it goodnight. When he finally got home he called his best friend Patrick. They talked for hours and hours, at 2 am spongebob said he wus going to put a gnnn to hus head for he was screwing thungs up left and right. 'What? You cant Spongebob, your my best friend!' Patrick said  histericly. 'Sorry Patrick but I cant live with myself after what I did today' you'll just have to find a new best friend. Spongebob got a gnnn and walked over to Patrick's rock, he knocked on the rock and Patrick came out, he looked like doomsday was tumurow which in fact it was. 'Spongebob, are you sure you want to do this?' Patrick asked. 'I'm sure Patrick' Spongebob said. Spongebob slowly lifted the gnnn to himself and switched off from safty mode. Spongebob wulk up bihind the bush and stuck up the gnnn to his forehead, 'goodbye Patrick and goodbye Bikini Bottom!' Spongbob yelled and pulled the trigger but nothing happened. Spongebob pulled teh trigger again but still nothing happened, he looked at the gnnn and noticed it was a toy gnnn. 'Yay, now you won't shoot yur bullets!' Patrick walked up to his friend and put a hand on his shoulder, 'I know what will make you better, a vanilla ice cream cone with extra sprinkles and chocolate on top!' 'I'd like that a lot Pat'. So they went off to get their ice cream.
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Spongebob and the Cave

I remember 2002 like it happened just a few years ago. I'd just started fifth grade in a brand new school in Seattle, Washington, and my father had just married his dental assistant Jessica. My sisters and I felt like life had thrown a curveball at us, especially after Jessica and her infant son had moved in. I was having the most trouble adjusting to it all, so I would often watch "SpongeBob SquarePants" as a form of escapism. Looking back now, it was mostly harmless and stupid fun but of all the episodes I watched during my childhood, one in particular still manages to give me nightmares to this very day.
It was a week after Halloween and we were still going through all the candy we'd managed to collect throughout the neighborhood. I'd just finished all my homework and I was excited to watch reruns of "No Weenies Allowed" and "Squilliam Returns." These were, and still are, my favorite episodes so I made absolute sure to be there when they aired... but they didn't.
Instead, I got "SpongeBob and the Cave," an episode that had never aired before and has not aired since. This episode was animated completely in CGI, but it wasn't the good kind. The sky was just a dark blue with no textures of any kind and the ground was shiny and beige. SpongeBob himself looked absolutely terrible and his body would always fluctuate into weird and impossible shapes while he moved. He was singing an extremely off-key version of the theme song while he was entering the titular cave and even while he was goofing around. I couldn't help but find it strange that this episode was ever airing at all even when it seemed like no effort had been put into it whatsoever. The off-key singing, the atonal music that was playing throughout the episode, the texture-less backgrounds and floors, the ugly model... everything screamed low-budget to me. Eventually, an eel appeared from out of nowhere and for some reason, he appeared to have Nigel Thornberry's face. SpongeBob stopped singing at that point and he got the hell out of there. Once he was out of the cave, he started running around in circles. A few seconds later, the eel popped out and snapped SpongeBob right into his stomach. That's when the episode ended and they went to commercial.
My first thought after the episode had ended was that Nickelodeon must have somehow screwed up and aired it by mistake, but as far as I knew, they'd always been thorough with airing episodes of their shows. I didn't know what else to think, so I just forgot about it. I did manage to find it again on YouTube a few days ago, but it would seem it was taken down for copyright reasons because I could never find it again. Honestly, it's gone.
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Spongebob evolution

(-384838288382–292919920101)
spongebob is a seed thingy
(-992-38)
squidward is a blue seedy thingy
(3 BC)
spongebob's ancestor meets dinosaurs
(somehwere around 12 BCE)
dinosaurs go extinct, but spongebob ancestor survived
(102-344 BCE)
patrick ancestor is born
(1000 BCE-2222 AD)
bikini bottom is built
(2600 BCE)
spongebob and his ancestors become mayans
(7800 BCE)
bikini bottom gets destroyed by meteor
(10000)
patrick becomes dumb
(year: 987)
bikini bottom is rebuilt
(year: 1122)
bikini bottom Christmas is made
(year: 1622)
Thanksgiving is invented 
(year: 1876-1880)
Bikini bottom has a war then they won
(year: 1912-1917)
Grandpappy the pirate (mr. krabs dad is born)
(year: 1984)
Spongebob is born
(year: 1999)
Spongebob gets into a TV show
(Present)
he's still alive
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