Baby Doyle

is a player for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 18. Doyle has previously played for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.
==Official League Records==
Doyle joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands with .
On , Day 23, Doyle siphoned some of New York Millennials pitcher Fynn Doyle's baserunning ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .
During the the Jazz Hands received the blessing, which hit Doyle twice, increasing Doyle's batting from to .
During the Coffee Cup, Doyle played for Inter Xpresso as a lineup player. Doyle received the Perk modification after the tournament due to being a member of the winning team.
During the , Doyle dropped Bat and picked up an Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement.
During the , Steph Weeks' Careful Fireproof Necklace was moved to Doyle via the Jazz Hands' decree, causing them to drop the Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Doyle played for the Rising Stars. Doyle then returned to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands as a pitcher.
On , Day 79, Doyle gained the Unstable modification as the result of a Night Shift between themselves and Munavoi Rochester, where no observable roster change was made and Doyle remained on the Jazz Hands' lineup.
On Season 1, Day 18, Doyle fell to the Boston Flowers during a game in Horizon weather, becoming Buried.
Doyle gained 1/2 a star overall in the Season 1 elections as a result of the Flowers' NEW Team Boost blessing.
==History==
===Early Life===
Doyle is a literal baby, and no one but The Commissioner knows how they manage to wield a Blaseball Blatt. A core component of the Jazz Hands' offense, their short legs and and lack of object permanence make them a slight liability on defense. 
Birthed from a heap of nuclear slag at Rocky Flats Plant, Colorado, Doyle's naissance is of ritual significance to the Church St. Marie Curie of the Holy Geiger Counter. Doyle is technically a free agent, but has to get their mom to sign all the paperwork for them given their radioactivity, juvenile illiteracy, and inability to hold a pen in their fat little baby hands.
===ILB Career===
Doyle bears a striking resemblance to the baby pictures of Fynn Doyle and the late Morrow Doyle. Combined with their unusual birth, many among the Jazz Hands Band believe this indicates Baby Doyle has traveled to the present to play against the other Doyles. The exact reason this would be the case is unclear, but whenever Morrow Doyle's name was mentioned in the presence of Baby Doyle, they would fall silent for a moment before struggling to escape their crib. After Morrow Doyle's incineration on , Day 98, Baby Doyle merely crosses their arms and starts nodding at their mention.
After Baby Doyle siphoned some of Fynn Doyle's blood, fans began reporting sensations of time dilation and distortion whenever Baby Doyle was at bat. It is unclear whether this was due to a minor time paradox caused by the Fynn-Baby intersection, or just a natural result of Baby Doyle accumulating more sanguine power.
During the , Baby Doyle was playing their swanee whistle during play time, supervised by Holden Stanton. While playing, the time distortions surrounding Doyle grew to a fever pitch, until at last they shattered as Doyle played a heretofore unheard tune: the Sheet Music of the Universe. After that day, Doyle had an uncanny ability for hitting blaseballs and appearing at meals just in time for food. Some fans believed this was due to an unleashed precognitive ability. When asked to comment on these rumors, Doyle gurgled happily and gave no further response, as they had not developed speech yet.
==Fan Works==
File:Collins, Lowe, and Baby by bunnevolence.png|Baby Doyle hanging out with Lowe Forbes, Collins Melon, and a fan, by Bunni.
File:Baby Doyle.png|Baby Doyle Tlopps card
File:DoyleTloppsRocketknife.png|Baby Doyle Tlopps card by Rocketknife
File:Baby calls their shot.png|alt=Baby Doyle, an actual infant, is depicted in Jazz Hands uniform, dragging a bat behind them at the plate. They are confidently pointing upwards, and the notes of The Lick are reflected in their eyes.|Baby Doyle at bat, by Bunni
File:BabyDoyle ID Card.png|Baby Doyle's Jazz Hands ID, by @VoxiSour
File:BabyDoyle ID Portrait Standalone.png|Baby Doyle's ID portrait, by @VoxiSour
File:MiniBabyDoyle.png|A Mini-Blaseballer of Baby Doyle, by 
Category:Original Players
Category:Buried Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Category:Inter Xpresso
Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees
Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees For Discipline or Expansion Era