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MS Paint Creepypasta

MS Paint was the first program I was able to use properly. I knew all the tricks, how to get just the right color and how to use the tools. It definitely came in handy when I was defacing my sister's MySpace profile picture. It wasn't anything too bad; a mustache, crazy hair, spots. Never did I think it would go as far as it did.
My sister just posted a picture of me with mad hair and a monobrow. I suppose I deserved it, after all the times I had given her Hitler mustaches, but I decided to get her back. I saved her most recent picture to my folder and went to open MS Paint. It wasn't there. I thought it was my sister who had deleted it, so I went to the Microsoft website and installed it again. I clicked on my folder to get her picture but that was gone too. "Maybe you didn't actually click save" I told myself, now really freaked out.
I resaved it and clicked on the icon to edit it. "Do you really want to do that?" popped up. I clicked yes, thinking it was my sister, trying to freak me out. MS Paint was so different. Instead of the paint brush tool, there was a knife tool. The pencil was labeled "chainsaw" and all the colours were dark. This couldn't be her pranking me. After all, I did download off the website. I tried to exit out, but a pop-up box asked, "Leaving so soon?". The only clickable option was no, so I was forced to click it.
I selected the paint brush tool - or as it was now called, "knife" and then the colour black, and began drawing a mustache on her. As I was doing so, red appeared on her face and I heard screaming upstairs. "Very funny Anna!" I shouted up to her. I then picked the pencil - or "chainsaw" - and the color grey.
I started giving her grey highlights. As I did, more ear-piercing screams could be heard and the sound of a chainsaw. Red, or most likely blood, was being sprayed around the screen. I immediately tried closing it down, but I was met with the same message box. I pressed Ctrl+Alt+Delete and was able to close MS Paint.
I ran upstairs and saw a trail of blood leading to the only open window. My sister's door was closed. I rushed in and saw a slit above her mouth and her head cut open. I looked up and saw a message written in blood on the wall. "Happy MS Painting!" it read.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
MW3: The Boy

I was playing MW3 in Private match (now for those who don't know Private match is where a person sets up his own match and invites his friends). I was playing in a map called "Dome", it's a small map, I was playing by myself, I was practicing on how I can improve my aiming, I put so no one can join my match.
I would turn my back into anything and quickly turn around and shoot anything that was small. 12 minutes into the game I noticed someone joined my game, it simply said, "Has Connected", I was confused, I didn't think anyone can name themselves "..."
I quickly put on my mic and said, "Was up!, You have a mic?" it was 5 seconds of silenced until I finally heard a quiet.
"Yes" it sounded like a small boy
He then said, "I am in the house..."
I was outside of the house aiming my gun trying to find him so I can shoot him. He was looking at me from a window, he shot me and killed me, I kept going outside of the house so I can kill him, but he was peeking his head through the same window, all you could see really was his head, looking through that same window.
Every time he would kill me there would be a man laughing uncontrollably in my room, I kept looking around my room but I couldn't see anything, nothing at all. Even though my heart was beating fast I resumed playing the game, my hands were sweating as I kept getting killed from that boy, he strangely knew exactly where I was.
After getting killed 30+ times I was getting extremely annoyed, not trying to scream I politely said,
"Can you please stop camping?"
He replied with a silent. "Ok, meet me at the Dome I won't kill you."
As I was getting closer to the Dome my screen kept getting darker and darker, which was weird since only the T.V remote can do that. I finally reached the outside of the Dome, I was facing the entrance.
I heard the footsteps as he was coming out the Dome. When I saw him my heart starting beating faster and faster, his characters feet was facing backwards and his knees were bent in an odd way. I screamed into the mic "WTF IS THAT?!"
I tried to turn the PS3 off, he was walking towards me slowly, as if he was trying to kill my character with a knife. My PS3 finally turned off. I was trying to calm myself down, so I went to bed, but I couldn't sleep, I turned on my PS3 on back again, when I logged in, in the top-right corner of my T.V it said:
"You received a message." I opened the message it said:
"Don't look under your bed."
I just stood there... paralyzed. I slowly turned off my PS3. I then saw my T.V's reflection, it was facing my bed, through the reflection I saw a little boys head smiling with my remote and a grown man standing with his feet backwards and knees bent...Laughing.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Old Shit
MY ATTEMPT AT A BAD CREEPYPASTA

Once up on a time their lived a man taht like d to play ches He liked to play chess "so much that one day he sed wHere are my chess" peices and decided to look for them. Wen he ddi not find them after 2 days of serching he disidid to make his ohn. hE sed il'l mak"e thEm owt of wood but he had no woood so" he said I'll make them out of stone so he got' rocks and made pans and brooks and creeks and kings and kweeens and thos horsy things but he missed them and them he said i MAKE LIVing 1s that hink 4 mee but his beasts cudnt move the rit wae so he chopped them and fed them to his horses then he make the horses do it but they cudlnt so he made spycrabs do it but tey cuodlnt so he made pootis do it but he couul;hdt do it so he made slendy do it but he koodnt do it so he sed hoomans plah chess so he got men and tied them up and he said "Play chess, you sons o' bitches!" And the men, not knowing the identity of there cap turd, plahed ches and the man was happy so he made a Youtube video of it but it got remooved so he killed the men in the most brutal way possible and that man is still out there looking 4 men 2 play chess.
WHO WAS CHESS?
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
MY BUTT FELL OFF

Author's Note: This is the official sequel to MY NUTSACK FELL OFF.
Author's Note #2: Aside from the author's notes, I didn't bother to proofread or capitalize anything correctly.
REMEMBER THA LAST PART?!?!?! THE SKELETON THAT POPPED OUT JUST STAYED THEIR. I KICKED IT AND THEN MY ASS STARTED THROBING. I REMEMBERED MY PAINIS WS IN THEIR, I REACHED IN AN TRIED TO TAK IT OUT AND SUCEEDED. JUST THEN, MY BUTT GREW FUCKING LEGS AND JUMPED OF THE SAME WAY THAT MY NUTSACK DID. I GRABED MY SEVERED NUTS AND THREW IT AT MY BUT, BUTT HE JUST ATE IT. BRUH!!!!1!!!! I FOUND MY PARENTS HEADS IN MY SINK, ANDD THEN MY BUTT POINTED IT'S ASSHOLE AT ME. AND THEN ANOTHER SKELETON POPPED OUT OF IT AND WAS HOLDING A NIFE. HE CUT MY DAMN FINGERS OFF AND THEN THE REST OF ME FLEW TO THE FUCKING SON AND DIED
THE END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:English Class Failure
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Im died
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
MY DOG TWEETED ME LAST NIGHT BUT IT DIED THREE WEEKS AGO

So I contacted Twitter admins and they said that they don't have any animals on record for owning a Twitter account. I think they're lying to me.
Also and this is really creepy, my mom says Fluffles wasn't even my dog. I didn't have a dog, it was my neighbours.
She's lying too, I remember the soft chocolate-raven fur and the green-emerald eyes staring at me. I loved Fluffles more than anything and I'm going to find them.
I had a dream where Fluffles is stuck somewhere cold and dark, and I could here the whining. Fluffles spelt out "HELP ME" on the floor with IAMs.
Some of you have been saying to call the police, but I really don't think that is necessary because my parrot might just be pranking me. Frank is a dick like that.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
MY FEDORA IS HAUNTED

I was sitting around, being a classy gentleman and arguing with Christians on the internet, when suddenly my euphoric-groove stopped. My fedora had fallen off.
"Apple Jack!" I yelled, sometimes my wife (yes she is a pony I don't give a fuck what you think we are happy together) likes to pull little pranks. Such a cutie. Fantasizing over cartoon horses is not weird at all.
I bent over and picked up my enlightened headgear, when I felt a cool breeze rush up my arm.
Apple Jack sat in the corner, afraid.
"we're going to be okay, aren't we?"
I couldn't stand my beautiful waifu being scared like that. I grabbed my katana and I made a threatening pose at the spot I thought the ghost was at.
As I tacticoooly walked backwards, I slipped on a piece of paper. It was my Sonic fan art.  The 400 pound mass that is my body rolled down the stairs and I broke my neck (I didn't know I still had that) and I died.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Beings
Category:Im died
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
MY NUTSACK FELL OFF

OK SO BASICALLY I WOKE UP IN THE MORNG AND WENT TO WASHMY BALLS. BUT WHEN I PUL DOWN MY PANTS AND MY MOTHERFUCKIIN BALLSACK FELL OFF. I SCREAMED AND CALLED MY PARENTS BUT THEY DIDNT WAKE UP FOR CLICE SHIT REASONS. I WAS SCARED OUT OF MY DAMN MIND AND MY PAINIS LEAPED OFF MY PELVIS AND WENT INTO MY DAMN ASSHOLE.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Potty Humor
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Shortpasta
MY PENIS FELL OFF

I AM IN HEAVEN AFTER THE LAST PART. THANK FUCKIN GOD! I WENT TO RELAX AND SAW THAT MY PENIS WAS REATTACHED TO ME BODY, UNLIKE MY NUTSACK AND BUTT. BUT THEN, OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE, MY PENIS FELL OFF. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? I YELLED. RANDOMLY, THE DEVIL POPPED OUT OF THE CLOUDS, AND HE SAID IT HAPPENED BECAUSE HE WANTED IT TO. I THREW A SKYSCRAPER THAT I GOT OUT OF ME POCKET. IT SHRUNK TO THE SIZE OF AN ATOM ONCE IT HIT HIM.
I ASKED IF I COULD RETURN TO THE WORLD OF THE LIVING, AND HE SAID SURE. BIG DAMN MISTAKE.
ONCE I GOT BACK, ALL MY "STUFF" WAS REATTACHED. BUT WHEN I GOT INSIDE, MY NUTSACK, BUTT, AND PENIS ALL FELL OFF AT ONCE. I WAS TERRIFIED, AND MY HOSUE STARETD COLLAPSING. FORTUNATELY, ME GOT OUT. BUT THEN, YET ANOTHER SKELETON POPPED OUT OF THE RUBBLE AND ATE MY FACE OFF.
I WAS IN HELL THIS TIME, BECAUSE NOBODY CAN ASK TO LIVE AGIN, ACCORDING TO THE DEVIL. I WAS DIPPED IN LAVA AND WAS GONE FOR GOOD.
THE (ACTUAL) END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Im died
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
MY PENIS IS BIG!

YOU KNOW, YOU NEEDLE-DICKED PANSIES BOTH COWER IN FEAR WHEN I WHIP MY TOWERING CYCLOPS OUT. MY PENIS CONSUMES LIGHT AND WHOLE ASTEROIDS LIKE THEY WERE NOTHING. ONE TIME I GOT AN ERECTION AND WELL THAT CAUSED A WHOLE GALAXY TO BE SHATTERED BY THE SHEER FORCE. WHEN I EJACULATE IT CAUSES THE GRAVITATIONAL CONSTANT OF THE UNIVERSE TO BE ALTERED BECAUSE OF THE SUDDEN INCREASE IN MASS. AT THE END OF TIME THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT IN THE UNIVERSE BUT DARK MATTER AND MY PENIS. MY PENIS EXISTS IN FOUR DIMENSIONS, EXPANDING OUTWARD AT LIGHT SPEED LIKE TIME ITSELF. MY PENIS COMPOSES THE UNIVERSE AND TICKLES AZATHOTH'S OMNIPOTENT BUNGHOLE WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT. ENTROPY IS BUT A FART IN THE WIND FOR MY PENIS. MY PENIS CAN BREAK MATHEMATICS! IT IS ABLE TO TRANSCEND REALITY AND DESTROY HUMAN THOUGHT WITH ITS SHEER VOLUME AND MASS. MY PENIS HAS A PENIS, AND THAT PENIS IS STILL BIGGER THAN YOUR PENIS.
Category:Pre-Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:THERY
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:NSFW
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Classics
Category:Shortpasta
MY TOTALLY RIGHT SPONGEBOB THEORY

YOU KNOW THAT SHOW SPONGEBOB? IT'S REALLY ABOUT SOME BULLSHIT THAT IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE ABOUT BECAUSE IT'S A CARTOON ABOUT A TALKING SPONGE. YOU KNOW HOW SPONGEBOB IS A SPONGE? TO WASH DISHES, PEOPLE USE SPONGES AND IT PICKS UP ALL THE DIRT (I eat dirt). THAT MEANS SPONGEBOB IS JESUS BECAUSE JESUS WAS USED TO WASH DISHES WHEN SPONGES WERE KNOWN AS NAZI TECHNOLOGY. YOU KNOW HOW SQUIDWARD IS GRUMPY? HE IS OBVIOUS A VET OF THE VIETNAM WAR BECAUSE HE HATES YELLOW PEOPLE LIKE SPONGEBOB. SANDY REPRESENTS THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS BECAUSE WOMEN, AMIRITE? ALSO MR. KRABS IS SATAN BECAUSE HE'S RED. IN COCKLUSION, THIS SHOW IS DEMONIC.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:THERY
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
M a R i O

I'm a total asshole. I'm a fan of meth, but I don't mind pot. I did an eBay search for a Super Mario World copy for the SNES. But I couldn't because my friend, Dyel was knocking at the door. I thought this was very strange.
I opened the door, and to my surprise, Dyle was there! He was holding a dildo, and a CD ROM... I thought it was very weird that he was holding a CD ROM. Dyle fucked me with the dildo, and threw the CD ROM at me. I thought it was strange that he threw that CD ROM at me.
Dyle left, and I looked at the CD ROM. It said "M a R i O". I was going to put the CD ROM in my PC, but I just realized that I was still on eBay on the computer. So I went back on eBay and looked up more SMW copies.
I saw one copy that said "M a R i O". I thought this was very strange. I clicked on the product and it was $300 Canadian dollars. But I ignored it, and went straight to the description. The description said "GIVE ME BACK THE DISK! - Dyle." I don't want to give the disk back, because I'm an asshole friend, and I only care about myself.
I jammed the CD ROM into my PC, and the game started up. The title screen was like UN-anything I have seen before. It showed Mario, fucking Yoshi, and there was blood on the ground... And poor Luigi was getting eaten by Bowser. There was realistic blood and guts everywhere. I thought this was very funny. I pressed start, and it took me to the world map.
The world map was red, like blood, and it was all realistic and shit. But to my surprise, I was being BOWSER, and NOT Mario! I thought this was some kind of sick joke. I went to the first level, and it was strange... The background was black, but the ground and platforms were a tan-like color. The music was a distorted version of the Super Mario Bros. theme, but with trumpets. Bowser looked like himself from Super Mario All Stars, and pressing the Y button makes him spit out fire balls. I jumped on an enemy, and blood and eyeballs went everywhere. I laughed so hard, my lungs were hurting.
I approached the end of the level, and I saw Luigi at a hotdog stand. I went to him and he said "I'm selling M a R i O's liver..." I thought this was hilarious! But the next level was even more funnier... The final level was Bowser, Luigi, and Yoshi fucking Mario's dead corpse to death. There was realistic blood going everywhere, and there was a billboard on the top of the screen that said "Game Over M a R i O". You won't believe how hard I laughed!
I laughed so hard, my lungs exploded.
I'm dead.
Never laugh at death.
THE END
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Category:Mario
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Im died
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
MaRIo IV: The Return

Its been a year since I played that haunted Mario game I got from my uncle (or cousin since she was the one who dropped the games off at my house that day). However that wasn't the only cursed thing that motherfucker had in store for me. Not only did I get the NES from him, but I also got the SNES from him too. I had a lot of good times playing the SNES when I was younger. I especially loved playing Super Mario World on it too. It was actually my favorite SNES game next to Megaman X3. 
Anyway, a few weeks ago, I searched through my uncle's old games and found his old SNES. I searched through the games and found a copy of Super Mario World. Unsurprisingly, the cover looked different than usual. I saw Mario with that demon like head from the copy of Mario 3 I was given and he was riding on Yoshi like he was supposed to. I decided to hook up the SNES and play the game because I thought to myself, "Well, I'm already fucked. Might as well."
I hooked the SNES up to my TV and started playing. The first thing I noticed that was amiss was the title. Instead of saying "Super Mario World," it said, "MaRIo IV." I rolled my eyes and pressed start. The game began at Yoshi's house like normal, but Mario was nowhere to be found. Instead I was playing as Yoshi. I moved him to the right of the screen to go to the world map. The entire map looked like it was from hell. The water was a red blood like color, the grass was grey, and the trees looked like they were burned. There was only one level I could go to however. It was called, "I'm not finished yet." I pressed start and began the level. It was similar to the first level, but there were no enemies or music whatsoever. I just moved Yoshi to the right side of the screen like I normally would. when I got to the end of the level, there was no end of level gate like normal. Instead, the fucked up version of Mario was standing there.
A cutscene began to play. "You didn't think I would forget about you, would you, Yoshi?" Mario said. Yoshi just shrieked in fear. Mario moved closer to him. "How would you like to rule this world along side me?" I was given a yes or no option. I couldn't pick no so I went with yes. When I chose yes, Mario lunged at Yoshi and gouged out his eyes. What remained were empty black sockets. Eventually red pupils appeared indicating he was under control of Mario. They both turned to me and said "Your turn!" They sounded so realistic that I almost shit myself. Like last time, I grabbed my 9mm hand gun and shot the SNES. They were still on my tv, so I decided to shoot that too for good measures. I took the rest of my uncle's games out to a sandpit that was just outside of town and burned them thinking that they were all cursed. While they were burning, I swore to god that I heard my cousins voices saying, "Thank you." Well, I hope I won't come across anymore haunted games and that my cousins can finally rest in peace now that the games are no more.
Oh, and one more thing...
I'M PICKLE RICK!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
MaRiO 64

We all know Super Mario 64, right? It is a good game and I used to like it. Used to. I really loved it when my friend told me you could find Yoshi on top of the castle. Anyway, I found a copy of Mario 64 from this completely legitimate shady old guy. As much as I liked his mustache, I didn't choose him trustworthy. I took it home with me. Upon inspection, I found that the cartridge had MARIO written on it with a sharpie. I never thought much of it and put it on my N64. When you reached the part where you could mess with Mario's head, it was very stretched out and his pupils were missing. I shrugged it off and went on. In a average copy of Mario 64, the save slots are called Save File A,B,C,D right? Well here Save File A already had a save with my name! It had 0 stars but again I shrugged it off and continued. When Peach's letter is shown, she was staring at me! I was frightened very much. Everything was normal so I proceeded to go fight the Bob omb King. I entered the battlefield and stomped a goomba. It spattered blood on Mario's face and organs came out. It was hyper realistic and gross so much that I almost came to barf. After that Mario started doing weird things like walking erratically. The sky was also dark and spooky. When I reached the Bob Omb kings fortress, instead of him, was a dead Mario! Hyper realistic blood gushed out over the screen. The screen turned black and I was shocked. Mario's head came back but was normal except for a slight bloody tinge on his hat. He then said "ITSA ME MARIO" and grabbed me and killed me.
I will never touch Mario again my life
THE MARIO HEAD IS COMING FOR YOU
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Category:Mario
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:Im died
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Mabel.exe

so i was sitting down watching TV until a knock was heard on my door
as i opened the door there was a box and the box contained a letter saying "DO NOT USE THE DISC MORON"
i ignored the letter and there was a disc inside the box so i put it in my DVD player
it was a Gravity Falls episode as it was half done and it said "MABEL.EXE"
i had no idea wut was this so i decided to watch it more
then it showed mabel who had white eyes and had realistic blood on her eyes and had scars all over her body and face
i was very scared but i wanted to see more
then a message popped up saying "GET OUT"
then i threw my dvd player out my window and now i will never sleep right again
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Mac Tonight

Remember the old Mac Tonight commercials from McDonald's? The ones that went like:
When the clock strikes half past 6, babe
Time to head for golden lights
It's a good time for the great taste — dinner!
At McDonald's, it's Mac Tonight
Come on, make it Mac Tonight!
Well, I was a great employee and one day my manager invited me into the back room and he pulled an old tape out that said "Mac Tonight Unaired" on it, hurriedly giving it to me. After work I took it home and popped it in my VHS, expecting some good old Mickey D's nostalgia, but instead, the Moon Man had a frown on his face, and he was wrinkled and the film looked like it was glitching up. He started to sing:
When the clock strikes half past 666, bitch
Time to head for dead lights
It's a good time for the great taste — death!
At McDonald's, it's Crack Tonight
Come on, make it Crack Tonight!
Mac Tonight froze in place, to where he was looking right at me. Suddenly, pictures of crack heads and Ronald McDonald.
I couldn't move for fear as Mac Tonight started climbing out of the TV. He then killed me. And he's coming for you next.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Beings
Category:Im died
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Shortpasta