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Del.icio.us

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Created by internet entrepreneur Les Troglodistes, an Anglo-Cyprian businessman who made his fortune from a string of traditional delicatessen stores in his native home (London), Del.icio.us (pronounced "del-ik-e-o-us") is the world’s only international online deli, delivering fresh quiche, and humus direct to homes around the globe.
==Humble Beginnings==
From a one-room store in Dick Van Dyke Street, in the heart of London's Docklands, Les Troglodistes, the youngest son of a Cyprian sailor created the beginnings of his business empire. For a thripence, swarfy seafarers could purchase the lastest delicacies to be offloaded from the multitude of ships berthing in the Thames. Formed in 1953, within ten years "The Happy Trog" (as it was then known) had branches throughout the UK, and in the late 1960s had expanded into mainland Europe.
By the close of the 1970s the franchise was a worldwide success, but all this would be shown to be small fish. With the creation of the internet, Troglodistes in a stroke of marketing genius rebranded the company and linked his entire opperation into the growth of online markets. And thus was born Del.icio.us - Deli Delivery.
==Virtual Counter==
The Del.icio.us Virtual Counter offers customers a wide range of high quality, local produce - including cheeses, salads, cooked meats, take-away bites, breads, and delicious desserts such as biscuits, cakes, chocolate cake, strawberry cake, banana cake, and other puddings.
Browsers of the site are able to take a guided tour of the Del.icio.us Virtual Counter at a single click, where they can view thumbnails demonstrating the variety and quality of the sites range.
==Delivery==
Les Troglodistes deliver the food by means of sling and catapult. Although this means you lose around 90% of the product you pay for, it is very efficient and you will be eating in no time; (and so will the people on the street where the 90% of food landed).
==Cast for Del.icio.us film==
 Pascal Benezech AS Tried to Escape 
 Dominique Pinon AS Louison 
 Marie-Laure Dougnac AS Julie Clapet 
 Jean-Claude Dreyfus AS Clapet 
 Karin Viard AS Mademoiselle Plusse 
 Ticky Holgado AS Marcel Tapioca 
 Anne-Marie Pisani AS Madame Tapioca 
 Boban Janevski AS Young Rascal 
 Mikael Todde AS Himself 
 Edith Ker AS Grandmother 
 Rufus AS Robert Kube 
 Jacques Mathou AS Roger 
 Howard Vernon AS Frog Man 
 Chick Ortega AS Postman 
 Silvie Laguna AS Aurore Interligator 
 Jean-François Perrier AS Georges Interligator 
 Dominique Zardi AS Taxi Driver 
 Patrick Paroux AS Puk 
 Maurice Lamy AS Pank 
 Marc Caro AS Fox 
 Eric Averlant AS Tourneur 
 Dominique Bettenfeld AS Les Troglodistes (as Dominique) 
 Jean-Luc Caron AS Les Troglodistes 
 Bernard Flavien AS Les Troglodistes 
 David Defever AS Les Troglodistes 
 Raymond Forestier AS Les Troglodistes 
 Robert Baud AS Les Troglodistes 
 Clara AS Mr. Livingstone the Chimp 
==See Also==
* Sloth
* McDonalds
* Internet
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Deletion

Deletion is the act of removing articles from an encyclopedia.
==Reasons for deletion==
It is vital for any encyclopedia to delete articles for the following reasons:
#If information is well-known, nobody will want to harm its reputation.
#If information is unknown, the encyclopedia should tell other people's secrets and once more harm their reputation.
#As you well know, any article written by you is likely to be a piece of crap anyway.
#Any encyclopedia will cause the universe to collapse. It is in our best interest to prevent nuclear war.
A corollary of point three is that it is vital to delete schools and, if possible, wipe other people to have superiority over them.
==Merging==
Merging is almost the same as having one article left. Compared to the dangers of an encyclopedia, this difference is trivial.
==Conspiracy==
On Wikipedia, a lot of independent groups make sure that deletion 
is repetitive . They have the following characteristics:
*The cluesionists are wrong.
*The elitists are people who think they are more wrong.
*The merryists simply side with the other factions, and therefore consider them to be wrong.
==Criticism of deletion==
Sorry, this section is inaccesible. Glory to the encyclopedia!
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Delirium

== What Is Delirium? ==
Delirium is a mutation of madness, brought upon by sickness, delusion or drugs (sometimes all three) - it is also an altered state of being and can be viewed as a spiritual experience of deep significance if you are a New Age thinker.
== Causes ==
Throughout history Delirium has been equal parts feared and revered by countless societies, with some viewing it as a gift from the 
gods and others viewing it as demonic possession or alien invasion: in modern times science has come up with a more far-fetched theory that Delirium is caused by a common and severe neuropsychiatric syndrome.
== Effects ==
Delirium is both a blessing and a curse to humanity, though it has been seen in almost all animal species and even inanimate objects such as cars and computers - even trees have been shown to exhibit Delirium, mostly be eyewitnesses who have also been suffering from Delirium and thus are the most qualified to diagnose the condition.
=== Pro-Delirium ===
Many people try to induce temporary Delirium in order to produce "highs" and "lows" - or even what some would call "trips" - use of drugs is a prime example of this, unless you are Rastafarian - in which case smoking pot is a religious experience (seriously, we're not making that one up).
=== Pro-Reality ===
On the other end of the spectrum however we have had many people throughout history try to repress Delirium, fearing that such a state of being is detrimental to the reality in which we live in - critics point out however that reality is often infinitely more fucked up than anything Delirium can produce, this doesn't stop pro-reality groups from kicking up a fuss however whenever the topic is put up for debate.
== See Also ==
*Madness
*Insanity
*Bat Fuck Insane
*Ape Shit Crazy
*WTF
Delliteration

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:~ Distinguished Dad discussing Deliteration
Deliteration demonstrates dislodging dull digits, 'den depositing 'dem digits dans different dispositions (Damn! Different discourses distinctly display degradability). D doth dawn deliterative digits. Deliteration disclaims dangerousness, despite destroying democratic deliverances. 'Ditionally, deliteration divulges disgusting drivel.
Dimwitted duffers, discipline-devoid, declare deliteration "delicate", demonstrating delusional defense. Dismal!
Directory []
1 Details
2 Derek Drew? Dead?!
3 Deliterators
4 Discussing Deliteration
5 Decisive Deduction
6 'Ditional Deliterative Divisions
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Details
Deliteration's DNA denotes distinct dogshit. Devious disinformation! Distrust deliteration. Deliteration's dictators ('dem dastards) deceive defenders, doing dark deeds. DESTROY 'DEM! Democrats depise delliteration's destructive disposition.
Deliteration dominates days dozens. D'yaknow D-Day's Deliteration Day? 
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Derek Drew? Dead?!
Dammit! Derek Drew's dead! Derek, doubtlessly demented, died daftly downing deadly dexedrine doses. Dear dear, Derek. Don't do drugs! Drugs didn't do 'dis, 'dough. Devils did! Drug delivering devils! Detect downward drawing depicting devil.
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Deliterators
Downward deliterative directory distinguishes deliterators:
*Dumbasses
*Dell
*Dodos
*Ducks
*Dicks
*DJs
*Daleks
*Drug dealers
*Daffy Duck
*Duran Duran
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Discussing Deliteration
Deliteration?! Discussion?! Debate, definitely! Discussion...dunno. Despite deliteration's dragging discussions, deliterative debating denoues 'ditionally disastrous. Death. Destruction. Depression. Decades' debating deduced decrepid disorganised disarray. Do discuss, don't debate. Deliterative debating destroys dreams, dickhead. Don't!
Deliteration does detain disapproval, diverse disgust. Dispite 'dat, deliteration deserves decent deliberation.
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Decisive Deduction
Demonstrative determinations declare deliteration:
Delightful!
Done 'den. Delaylessly desist data digestion. Dismiss!
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'Ditional Deliterative Divisions
*Deliteration's Dad
*Deliteration's Dad's Dad
*Deliteration's Dad's Dad's Dad
*Deliteration's Descendant
*Derren
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Delta Air Lines

Delta, officialy an acronym for Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive, is an airline of the United States that serves many American Airports and competes with American Airlines its number 
of personal IFE screens are increasing whine AA and United are decreasing their amount of IFE. On-board services is also praised on Delta. And the best part: They don't drag you off the plane like United did
==History==
Delta was founded back in 1929 as the name Huff-Daland and over the years starting to expand its destinations even more also competing with American Airlines by roasting American Airlines and then many passengers starting to use Delta leaving American Airlines bankrupt on its own. In 1945, they officially changed their name, choosing Delta, an acronym for "Don't Ever Leave The Airport".
==Delta Air Lines Motto==
*"Trust us. its better than AA"
*'Screw United! Fly Delta!"
*'The World's most Untrusted Airline"
* We love to lie, and it shows
* Hate Goes Around Reference to "Good Goes Around" https://www.wistv.com/story/2823234/delta-changes-slogan-to-good-goes-around/#:~:text=%22Good%20goes%20around%22%20is%20the,power%20to%20affect%20many%20people.
==Fleet==
As of August 2020 Delta's Fleet Consists of
*31 Airbus A220-100s
*57 Airbus A319-100s
*52 Airbus A320-200s
*100 Airbus A321-200s
*11 Airbus A330-200s
*31 Airbus A330-300s
*5 Airbus A330neos
*13 Airbus A350-900s
*91 Boeing 717-200s
*6 Boeing 737-700s
*77 Boeing 737-800s
*130 Boeing 737-900ERs
*111 Boeing 757-200s
*16 Boeing 757-300s
*49 Boeing 767-300ERs
*21 Boeing 767-400ERs
*8 Boeing 777-200ERs
*10 Boeing 777-200LRs
840 Aircrafts in total (The MD-80 was used to fly with Delta but sadly They're all retired)
==Delta Air Lines Destinations==
*Seattle
*New York
*Boston
*Neverland
*Your Mom
*Hell
*The Land Before Time
*Banana
*Outta the frames
*Mars
*Pluto (planet)
==See also==
*American Airlines
*Southwest Airlines
*British Airways
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Deltarune

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GREETINGS.IT IS A PLEASURE TO FINALLY MEET YOU.AFTER ALL THIS YEARS OF WAITING, WE FINALLY HAVE AN ARTICLE ON DELTARUNE.WHO AM I, YOU ASK?THAT IS NOT IMPORTANT.NOW.LET US BEGIN.
= Deltarune =
Deltarune is a video game created by Toby Fox and is the unofficial sequel to Undertale, featuring characters such as a war criminal named Susie, a furry named Ralsei, and a possessed zombie named Kris. The genders are they/them (Kris), she/her (Susie), and cool hat (Ralsei) You shoved your heart into Kris and control them now. Chapter 1 follows going about a board-game themed kingdom similar to that of the queen of hearts (I think that's her name) in Alice in Wonderland and you can either commit genocide or sunshine rainbows lollipops etc. etc. and imprison the king in a zoo where he drinks from a really cool hamster water bottle. in Chapter 2 Ralsei forces you to do homework but the library you were going to study in has been taken over by Xenomorph's mom Queen Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N and in this one you're in Cyberpunk and can either commit genocide or sunshine lollipops etc. etc. but this time it has consequences and if you commit genocide you have to fight the best character, Spamton G. Spamton in his NEO form.
SORRY! THIS ARTICLE IS STILL ON CONSTRUCTION. PLEASE WAIT FOR THE THIRD CHAPTER TO RELEASE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP READING! IT'S NOT GOING TO TAKE MUCH, IT'LL PROBABLY LAUNCH SOMETIME IN 2022 2023 2024 WHENEVER TOBY FOX DECIDES IT'S DONE. STAY TUNED! (IF YOU DON'T DIE OF AGE FIRST, THAT IS)
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Demetri Martin

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Demo tape

There are two kinds of demo tapes. First there is the normal demo tape as we know him. Second, we have the fearsome Wilde Demo Tape. The first one cannot be used to harm anyone, unless there is J-pop recorded on it, the second one, however, is Wild(e) and will rip your head of with it's great, mighty, ugly looking ass. 
Q: Did you just say ass?
A: You bet.
== BAF! (or: GROOOOWRHRUR) ==
BAF! (Big Ass Fart) refers to the Wilde Demo Tape (WDT). BAF is good for instant kills and will blow your head off with its tremendous fart power. It gains power from a Japanese demo tape that's on it's head. If you think you're smart and use some kind of spell or extreme sarcasm against it, it won't help. You will be able to survive the fart, but you won't survive the smell.
== What to do when encountering the WDT? ==
The same when encountering a Grue. Press link for more info. Please do remember you have just encountered a WDT, which leaves you no time to waste your time by reading about grues. I'd say you run like hell. However, it is possible to capture a WDT, but only if one has a Master Ball in their possession. Of course, that all depends if you're willing to give up your chance to capture Mewtwo instead.
== Could the WDT mean the end of the world? ==
Of course! If the WDT eats to many potatoes, kitty's, local school kids and residents of SmellVille he/she/it could! All of those stuff would mix up in his magical tummy and will produce a large amount of BAF gass which will explode when Japanese pop music or Guano Apes is played (Stupid question. If something can't even end all existence, what's the point in writing an article on it?).
== WDT in fiction ==
The Wilde Demo Tape has inspired gamedesigners from all over the planet to make games about. The Wilde Demo Tape can be found in Zork 3, and is the main protagonist of Final Fantasy VIII, though this is explained only at the very end of the game.
Friends of the WDT
*Grue's
*Michael Jackson
*Satan
*Grandma
*Japanese pop music (Utada Hikaru, Hamasaki Ayumi)
*Wikipedians
Enemies of the WDT
*Kitties
*Original Jesus and all other Jesii
*Gasmasks
*Perfume
*Local residents of SmellVille
*Uncyclopedians
*Hiroshima
== See also ==
*Michael Jackson
*Japanese pop music
*Azumanga Daioh
*Grue
*Grue (band)
*Borg
*black metal
*reap
*Metallica
*Stupid music
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Democratic Oligarchy

Democratic Oligarchy is the process of selecting a leader via the well-known and renowned method of measuring the size of eggs thrown at the competing politicians.
	
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=== First Recorded Instance ===
The practice of this form of governmental organisation was first recorded in the small town of Quartzopolis, New Zealand. The town went for 320 years without a leader before the discovery of the hard boiled egg. During this 3 century reign of anarchy the native sheep of the land had invented cricket,socks,christmas,chinese food and inbreeding. They also discovered Lithuania. But they didn't care.
=== The Ovine Golden Age ===
For over 100 years the sheep maintained a society of sartorical elegance and unsurpassed intellectualism. This resulted in the creation and perfection of the most pointless art of all time, mime.
==== Achievements of the Golden Age ====
Cricket
Socks
Christmas
Chinese Food
Inbreeding
Wrote "Hotel California"
They undermined the position of goats by inventing satanism
The Speel (similar to the wheel, but more efficient)
Beat Ireland in the Eurovision Song Contest
Mikado Biscuits
Bendy Straws
Screwtop Bottle Cap
The Duck-Billed Platypus
Pie
Pi
The Class Society
Invented Crime
Invented Crime Shows
etc.
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=== The Fall of the Sheep Lords === 
The spread of mime doomed the Sheep Empire. So much so that Bill Cosby deemed that "they just don't like the jazz". This combined with the stress put under them from The Wombles of Wimbledon Common for their unyielding methane emissions, led them to an economic cataclysm. In an attempt to recoup their financial loses the once proud nation began exporting lamb and mutton.
=== The Echoes Of Civilization ===
Following the downfall of the sheep nation, the developed countries began exporting their ex-footballers, retired disc jockey and other unsavoury characters to australia in abundance. This led to the Ozzie Exodus of 1734, where over 140 billion austrailians attempted to leave the planet. After reaching New Zealand, they gave up. 
As history would have the austrailians brought the sacred knowledge of the Hard Boiled Egg with them and civilised an epic-ly war-torn nation.
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Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity

The Democratic Republic Of Sunshine Mediocrity was founded somewhen in the middle of the seventies by Michael Barrymore. It is located an average distance from the equator on a fairly unexciting continent. Its most famous (to an extent) export is the humble orange, used to make the national dish, orange biscuits. The main employers are companies based in large, identikit offices, with an averagely sized, medium-powered computer for each employee. Because everyone in the country is equally mediocre, there is no management. Jobs mainly consist of staring emptily at a computer monitor and pondering your existence.
== Government and Citizens ==
The Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity is a Communist state, ruled over by The Honourable Lord Brian Deane, patron saint of mediocre footballers. Every single citizen of the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity is handpicked from countries around the world for their outstanding mediocrity. Every married citizen of the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity is chosen randomly.
== How To Get There ==
Qualifications for entry include - doing all right at school, having an OK career, a fair amount of money and the ability to suggest ideas of such spectacular mediocrity that the countries they currently reside in would collapse into a veritable sea of mediocrity were they allowed to continue. This is the aim of the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity; it is a place all the stunningly mediocre people in the world go for the sake of global ambition and development.
== We Ask The People ==
When asked what they think of their own country and their sudden deportations, inhabitants of the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity claim "it's not that good.... it's alright really."
Nobody has ever left the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity.
== Famous Residents ==
Moderately famous residents of the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity include:
* Ellen MacArthur
* Richard Blackwood
Nobody else in the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity is famous. It is only rumoured the above two have gone to the Republic. The above are only famous due to their unerring ability to be incredibly mediocre in everything they do in their places of origin.
== Tourist Features ==
Nobody who has ever gone to the Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity has ever returned. However, if you really do want to see the sights there, Uncyclopedia suggests a very, very small helicopter. One feature to look out for through your tiny windscreen is the Giant underground tunnel between Britain and The Democratic Republic of Sunshine Mediocrity. 
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Democritus

Democritus, (pronounced 'shmoo-fuw-qi') is well noted as the founder of democracyism. Born somewhere between the years of 98,354 BCE and 2345 CE, he quickly rose to power as supreme overlord of the universe, through employment at Wal-Mart. At the tender age of 354 he embarked on a quest to find and slay a dragon. Unable to find said dragon, he made one out of paper mache, and was content. While playing with his food, making dinosaurs and butterflys, in an italian restaurant, he ended up creating numerous mathematical formulas based on what is now known as "linguini theory".
==Democracyism==
In essence, Democracyism is the belief that society should be governed by one-armed minotaurs. The highest in ranking would be the ones possessing the ability to create lemonade out of potatoes. In a democracyistic society, all wealth is pooled in a giant teapot, from which all citizens are allowed to withdraw an amount of dollars equal to (Age/cos(pi))*IQ^4 they then must dump that money back in the teapot, and extract $10 for the day. In the ideal democracyistic society, all work is carried out by machines. The job of humans is to make delicious gourmet food for the minotaurs, because robots just don't understand fine cuisine. This system has been implemented in Greece, and the country flourishes. It is a well documented fact that all representatives of Greece, and even tourists from it are actually extremely advanced robots programmed to explode if the head minotaur should happen to press the big red button.
==Democritus' Career==
When Democritus realized that he needed more money, he decided to take up a job at Wal-Mart, a respectable purveyor of all manner of cheap crap. After unleashing rabid ghost manticores of eternal pain upon the unwitting staff, he was promoted by default to Wal-Mart's third highest position: Lord of Space and Time. Convinced that he deserved more, Democritus fought tooth and nail to secure a position of more power. He finally achieved this, when on December 13th, 1996 he trapped both God and Jesus in the Magical Cardboard Box of Omnipotent Being Suppression and acquired the title of Mega-Giraffe of Doom Scissors. With this title came great power, including the power to exist (debatably) and do nothing to prove his existence. Today, he uses his awe-inspiring powers of cone-volume-finding to destroy entire planets at a whim.
==Dragon Slaying==
Before rising to ultimate power, Democritus decided that we wished to slay a dragon. After searching far and wide, (mostly in Ethiopia) he had still not found a dragon. One day during his expedition, while eating some fried unicorn, he decided to create a dragon out of paper mache. After modeling it to look identical to what he believed a dragon to be, he then smote it with burning fury (a log from his campfire). The "dragon" being "slain", Democritus headed back to Greece. It was there that he uttered the famous line:"THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!" A passerby then corrected him, stating that he was, in fact, in Athens. After reporting to the minotaur council, he returned to his gourmet cooking.
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