New Opportunities

"New Opportunities" is the 28th episode of Wiksteria Lane.
==Summary==
In the wake of an untimely death, large changes are afoot for the wikia world. However, what some deem to be a grand tragedy, others see as a field of new opportunities. Lynettefan makes a big announcement that brings chills to his enemies, and Gleekobsessed reaches out to whomever he can in order to stop the nefarious president, thus further ignoring his wife. Meanwhile, after being threatened, Americana decides to gain a leg up and infuse some further power to her status, and a continually neglected Mary does something extreme.
==Plot==
BalkOfFame is seen hanging from his ceiling fan. Americana, Matthewvp09, Mirlo and Nosh enter his navbar, having gotten into his otherwise deserted template without a hitch. Amy takes one look at the corpse, and comments that their boss should work as a psychic, for he knew exactly what would happen: that the pressure of seeing his life going to hell before his very eyes would take a toll on the meek BOF, and he would wind up giving up. Matt asks what they do now, to which she responds, "Well, I guess you lunkheads aren't really needed at the moment. As for me, I should get started on the departed's last letter." As she moves towards Balk's computer, Nosh starts to scratch his crotch, with vigor. Mirlo notices this and asks what's wrong, to which Nosh replies, "That girl we all did... I think she gave me crabs."
Lynettefan is seen smiling, his body still healing, as he sits with the rest of the VIPs attending a televised public assembly at the Glee Wiki, presided over by Gleekobsessed. Judge Gliebe ends his speech, by telling everyone in attendance and all those watching at home that it is entirely too unfortunate that BalkOfFame, who for several years did an exemplary job running one of the three major wikis, apparently had his mental health deteriorating to the point where he ended up taking the lives of hundreds of people. The stress of running a large community was more than he could handle, as had been explained in his suicide note. Gliebe therefore calls off all the trials and conducts that were to be held, and leaves the podium. Gleek takes over, looking tearful, and starts to make a speech about how horrible the last few days have been, ever since the church on Wiksteria Lane blew up, and of how helpless he feels knowing he couldn't do anything to prevent it, and that he couldn't see the problems his friend Balk was facing. He apologizes to the people for having failed them, and starts to cry. Gliebe helps him off the podium, and Lynette, all mangled up still, takes over, unannounced. At home, Renaboss and his new tenants look alarmed. Lynette starts to say, "This is, indeed, a tragic day. A sad day. And only one of many we've had over the last month. So many wrongs have been done. So many... lives lost. That day, that fatidic day, on that church... I should have been there. But due to a twist of fate... my fiancée leaving me for someone else... I wasn't. I was spared, but two hundred people weren't there. And I mourn them, and pray for their salvation everyday. It hurts me more than I can almost bear." Gleek looks annoyed. Lynette continues, "I... I say, no more. We let one president fail us. Fail you. A man everyone deposited their trust, their faith in. Well, I refuse to ever let that happen again. I think my record speaks for itself, but I shall say it nonetheless: I... can do it. I can do everything. I can take my people, and give them safety, security, stability, consistency, and happiness!! It's what I've done so far. And there is room for all of you, Lostpedia residents." He pauses. Not a word is heard amongst the audience. Renaboss, at home, says "Dafuq?..." Lynette resumes talking: "Which is why... I would like to take this opportunity... and I apologize for doing so on such a horrid day... to announce that I plan on running for the presidency of the Lostpedia!" Gleek is horrified. Gliebe's jaw drops, as do the jaws of the thousands of people witnessing this assembly, both live and at home. "No more deaths! No more deceit! No more fear! I... I will recap us all to a safe environment. You... you can all trust in me. I see a bright future ahead of us. For all of us." Silence ensues. And then the silence is broken by a few claps. Hands start clapping and people start whistling and cheering in approval. Soon enough, the hundreds of people at the assembly start cheering for their new president-in-waiting. The people at home comment on how great he is, and on how he is just what they need. But on one house, Renaboss is left to say, "Oh, God..."
That afternoon, Gleekobsessed meets with his assistant, IceBerry, and confides in him how horrible and terrifying this all is. He comments that he doesn't believe that BOF was really responsible for all the horrible things that happened, he still thinks Lynette was behind it all. Ice agrees with him, but brings up the obvious: Lynette and his people were able to forge up tons of incrimating evidence and dump all their wrongdoings on some poor sap. "So... what's gonna happen to us, to you, if we get on his back?" Gleek looks worried. Primadonna Girl enters the office and asks, "Sorry, am I interrupting some fuck session?" Gleek scolds her for being so rude, and Prima says, "It's not my fault, I already caught you with some guy's dick up your ass. And your assistant has a wicked case of the gay face." Ice looks insulted. Gleek asks her to leave for they have their hands full with the latest goings-on, and Prima declares that she's simply there to remind him that she wants a divorce. Gleek tells her, "And I want a big black man to come in, rip my clothes off and wreck my bottom like there's no tomorrow. But I am a president, I have business to attend to, and I need you to fuck off. And if you don't... I'll make sure that what just happened to Balk happens to you." Prima's eyes widen. Gleek starts to leave, asking his assistant to follow him, and Prima says, "If you ever hit me again, I'll kill you." Ice looks alarmed. Gleek, without looking back, says, "It's 10 a.m. and we've already issued death threats to one another. Marriage is fun." He leaves. Prima looks aggravated.
Americana is back in her template at the entrance to the titular lane, where she's been spending a lot less time lately since the thugs made it to the street. She's pouring some coffee for her breakfast when there's a knock on the door. She opens it and Renaboss immediately picks her by the throat and pins her down on the kitchen table. "I want you to know," he tells her, very seriously, "I am not above hitting a woman. Not when she is a piece of trash like you." Americana looks entertained. "You think this is funny, bitch?!" Rena picks up a nearby knife and stabs the table next to her neck. She is startled for a second, but then resumes smiling. "You... you're sick," he tells her. He lets go of her neck and she gets up, unfazed. "Listen to me... if you ever... ever!!... Dare to come into my house and threaten my... Lady again... I will kill you. I've got a whole lot of shit pent up inside because of you. Don't push me." Amy asks him if he is done, for she would like to resume breakfast. Rena tells her she is pathetic, running around doing her boss' dirty work when he couldn't give a shit about her. Amy just smiles and asks that he please leave. He does, disappointed in himself that he couldn't leave a lasting impression on her. Amy's smile fades.
Shortly afterwards, Rena, Jdg and Villain are sitting around at Rena's kitchen table, while Lady serves them coffee. Her face is almost entirely healed. In the PM room, Cat tries to teach Rockaboss tricks, to little avail. Jdg asks why Villain is present, since he thought they all hated him now, and Rena comments that as much as he despises Villain, he does have knowledge and expertise that might be of assistance to them in taking down Lynette, hopefully once and for all. "He's sort of the lesser of two evils," Rena says. Villain tells them it's not an easy feat to accomplish, taking down Lynette, for he is a ruthless psychopath, but they have a lot of shared history, and maybe if he makes an emotional play, he can weaken their enemy. Rena asks if that's what the heart was for. Villain confirms this. "But now, thanks to you, well... I'll just have to think of something else, won't I?" the middle-aged man says. Lady joins them at the table. "Thank you for helping, papa." Villain smiles at her. Cat joins them, followed by the dog, and tells her father, proudly so, that she just taught him to sit. They are all excited for her. Mary comes down the stairs, as she does, and notices them all reunited in the kitchen. She asks what is going on, and Villain says, "Nothing, Mary. Nothing to get worried about." He then gets up and prepares to leave, saying he'll think of what they can do to Lynette, and kisses his two favorite girls goodbye, on the foreheads. Meanwhile, Rena gets a text from Gleek telling him to meet with him immediately. Villain leaves, and Rena and Jdg get up and prepare to leave as well. Mary stops her boyfriend: "Jdg, stop!" He looks at her, and she tells him, "I thought we... we would have our pic-nic today." "I'm sorry, Mary," Jdg tells her, "Where Rena goes, I go. Some other time." The two of them leave, and Mary looks sad. Her sisters take no notice of this, as Lady starts to clean up the kitchen table and Cat resumes teaching her dog tricks. Mary then notices her father making his way to her old template from the window, and leaves the house to go after him.
As soon as Vf gets home, there is a knock on the door. He opens it and is surprised to see Mary again. She promptly gets in, turns to him and says, "Fuck me." Villain's eyes widen. "Excuse me...?" he says. "Oh, don't look so fucking shocked, it's annoying. We've done it a thousand times before. I'm horny, so fuck me. Right now. I'll let you put it wherever you wanna put it. I'll let you finish on my face if you want to." She tries to kiss her father, and he is disgusted, and pushes her back. Mary is surprised. Villain looks angry and says, "I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." Mary is angered. "I don't get it, you, we, we've done this before. You didn't seem to mind it before." "I didn't mind it once, Mary. The first time we met. When we didn't know who we were, and we ended up... just... doing it. Ever since then, everytime it... happened... I felt sick. Disgusted in myself. I am a sick, sick man, and I acknowledge that. I felt like a pig, taking advantage of my young girl. But you... you are every bit as sick as I am, if not more so. I let hormones take the best of me whenever you... aroused me, but it's not going to happen again. I... am off-limits, Mary. You're off-limits to me. So please, please, just... go." Mary grins, and says, "If you don't fuck me, right here, right now, I'll tell everyone whose heart it was. About the son you killed... Daniel." Villain smiles. "Oh, Mary... I lied to everyone about whose heart it was. Everyone. What makes you think I told you the truth?" Mary's smirk disappears. Villain orders her to leave again, and she obliges. He closes the door behind her with a loud thud. Mary looks anguished.
Flashback - Spain. A small Spanish town. MaryPierceLopez is seen sitting on her couch when her mother, Megjfreedman, approaches her. It has been a few days since Mary's adoptive father, who pretended to be her biological father all her life, died in a tragic car crash. Meg tells her daughter that she is sorry they lied to her for so long, but a recent conversation with a man who visited her made her realize she had to come clean. This said, Meg gives Mary a relatively recent picture, and tells her, "This, mi hija... this is your real father." Mary looks at the picture. It is of Villain fan, taken on Wiksteria Lane. "And he," Meg says, "He will probably be coming soon for you. I contacted him." Meg gets up and leaves her daughter to take this all in. Mary is left sitting in her living room, looking at the picture of the handsome middle-aged man. She then reaches her hand down and starts to quietly masturbate as she looks at it.
New flash. Vf enters a bar in Spain and orders a drink. He asks the bartender to help him find a certain address he has written down, and the bartender gives him directions. MaryPierceLopez notices the attractive middle-aged man sitting at the counter... and recognizes him as her father. Her mother has just died in a car crash, and he has come to meet her and take her with him. Mary is aroused at the sight of the man who gave birth to her, and sits down next to him, asking, in perfect English, if he'd be interested in buying her a drink. Vf is amused and obliges. They start chit-chatting. He asks her for her name, and she says it's "Tina". "And how old might you be, Tina?" "21," she says.
Some time later, Villain fan is ramming Mary against the wall of his motel room, and he starts kissing her neck passionately, as she moans with pleasure. They make out for a while and he then throws her onto the bed and they both start undressing themselves. It isn't long before they are having sex. He whispers in her ear, "Oh, Tina... you are so fucking hot."
The following day, Villain makes it to the address he has written down, per the instructions of the bartender, and knocks on the door. Mary opens it, and they are both surprised to see each other. His surprise is genuine. Hers is feigned. Mary acts, asking him if he is stalking her, saying she only saw him as one-time thing, and Villain fan says, rather awkwardly, "No, no, I... I was only... I'm looking for my daughter. I... I just found out that the young lady living in this house is my 17-year-old daughter and... her name is Mary, MaryPierceLopez, are you a friend of hers?" Mary is silent for a while, open-mouthed. She then tells him, "I... I am MaryPierceLopez." Villain looks horrifed. (see 2.08)
In the present, Mary walks back to her current template, annoyed.
Rena and Jdg are sitting in Gleek's office. Rena asks why he called him over, to which Gleek responds, "Look... I'm just gonna get straight to the point. I wanna hire you. I want you to be my eyes and ears." Rena and Jdg look intrigued. Gleek then says this will all be off the record.
"Helloooooooooooo WIKIA!!" Edie Rothwell fan7, the hostess of The Wiki View, the most popular wikia talk show, greets her audience as enthusiastically as she does every weekday. And holiday special. Edie, an attractive middle-aged black woman, tells everyone in the studio and everyone watching at home that they have a very special guest that day: Lynettefan2626, the president of Wiksteria Lane, who is also running for presidency of the Lostpedia. All the guests in the studio clap, as does Edie. Lynette looks humbled. "Now, honey boo boo, tell us: what is up with your face? Damn! You're such a handsome man, what did that to you? Broken arm, and all that..." Lynette chuckles. "Well, let's just say, I advise all of you who have Latin maids with hard understanding of English to make sure they know that to wash the stairs is not to wax the stairs." Edie laughs out loud, and the audience joins her, almost mechanically. "Now suga pie honey bunch, I was bah-lown away this morning when you said you were running for president again! Dayum! I got on the phone with my manager and said, 'Darnell, get that amazing white man on my show this afternoon this very instant!" Lynette says, "Well, of course, as soon as I was told you were interested in interviewing me, I was more than excited." "And we are so glad you cleared your schedule to be here today, on such short notice. God bless. God bless all of us, halle-damn-lujah, it is a happy day!" Hands clap. "But of course... damn... almost forgot, a man died last night. The president of the Lostpedia. Damn. Damn, damn, damn. Well, that fool died too late!" Hands clap. "Mhm! Mhm! Y'all know it!" she says, enthusiastically. Lynette, far more composed, says, "Well, I'd like to focus on the good things that Balk did do whilst running the Lostpedia, and he did in fact do a lot of great things. I have every intention of carrying out his good legacy if the people will have me." "You are so graceful. You're like... I'm humbled. I'm humbled before thee, mister. You are like Jesus reincarnated, suga, and you got my support." Lynette smiles and thanks her. Edie then says, "Praise the good Lord, that awful man who killed all them people is gone, but Lynette here will save us all! For Christ's sake, people, stand up and cheer! CHEER! OH guh-lory!" The guests do just what she tells them to. Edie gets up and starts dancing around. She urges Lynette to join her, and he does his best. "Oh, sorry," she tells him, "Sorry, baby, I forgot you can barely move. I'm a horrible person, I am so sorry, SMITE ME JESUS!" "It's okay, it's okay, I'm good," he tells her. "Oh, baby, apple of my right eye and banana of my left eye, you are just so positive and charming I could eatchu up." Lynette smiles, all part of his act. "Oh," she tells the audience, "The production crew thought it'd be nice to hold a little tribute to BalkOfFame, so, watch it." The large screen behind their comfy chairs starts to show footage of BOF, always acting as president of the Lostpedia (openings, assemblies, all sorts of events). "Hate to admit it, but that fool was handsome." "Very," Lynette says, politely, "A charming man. Hard to believe he snapped like that." "Oh, babydaddy, I snap when I get my husband's pay-per-view bill. Balk didn't snap, he lost all his damn marbles all over the floor and two hundred people slipped on them! WELL THAT FOOL AIN'T GON' LOOK SO CHARMING WHEN THE BUGS START EATING HIS FACE HA!!" The audience laughs. "Well anyway," she says, "Lynettefan, I am looking into your eyes and..." she says, looking at him, "And I am getting the heat, WHOO LORD HOW HOT IS IT IN HERE? Anyway, no, no, I kid, I look at you, and I see... a leader. A savior. You... will take us all... and give us hope. I know it. I see it." She stands up, "And I urge all you damn people to vote for this man. This man!... Is a God amongst us. Praise Lynette!" The audience stands up and cheers. "And because momma loves you all so much..." she says, "Everybody look under your damn chairs. And you'll find... A BRAND NEW WAFFLE MAKER!" The guests all look under their seats and cheer as they admire their gifts. Edie starts running around next to the audience and pointing at them and shouting, "You're getting a waffle maker! You're getting a waffle maker! You're getting a waffle maker! YOU'RE ALL GETTING WAFFLE MAKERS!!!" The audience thrives with excitement. Edie reaches out under Lynette's own chair and takes out a waffle maker for him. "This one's for you, my brother, enjoy." Lynette smiles as he takes it and thanks her. "That's it for today's show, my babies at home! Now get back to making dinner, your husbands ain't gonna feed themselves!" She starts to dance, and Lynette does his best to join her.
At home, Lady turns off the program, annoyed, and suggests that she and Cat, who had also been watching it, go to the Gallery and get their mind off of things by buying new "clodes" with daddy's money. They leave the house. Mary, from the stairs, hears them leaving, and is annoyed that she wasn't invited. Bored, she rushes back to her navbar, falls on her bed, takes off her skirt and starts to masturbate. She rubs and rubs her private area with vigor, more angrily than excitedly, but can't quite seem to reach any level of pleasure. Annoyed, she gives up. Then, suddenly, Rockaboss walks into the navbar. He jumps on the bed, and Mary is irritated. "Ew, get away, you dirty mutt!" Rockaboss starts to sniff out her genitals, as dogs tend to do, and Mary's interest is caught. The dog moves in to lick it, and Mary is overcome with a fantastic tingling sensation. "Oh God," she says, "Yeah... lick it up..."
Lynettefan sits at his desk, in his office, and Devious Peep shows up and tells him, "Mr. boss, the walking syphilis showcase is here." Americana enters the office and tells the secretary, "Thank you for announcing me, you can go back to the mud hut you came from now." "Bitch I'm from da Hills!" she tells her. "The hills of Kenya? Yes, I figured. Look, there is a fawcet in the kitchen, and if you turn it open, crystal-clear, uncontaminated water comes out. Go marvel at that and leave us to talk." Before Peep can fire back, Lynette asks her to excuse them. She looks annoyed. As she leaves, she mutters, "I'ma call my friend Shaniqua and we gon' pay you a midnight visit, flat-ass tramp..." Americana walks over to her boss and compliments him on his afternoon TV appearance. Lynette complains that the camera adds pounds to his face, but Amy says, "No, boss, that's just the bruises." Lynette compliments her in turn, for the wonderful job she did framing Balk, and Amy acts modestly. He then asks her if she's come to get paid, since he usually sends her a check worth thousands of badges in the mail, but Amy says, "Actually, I have a proposition to make." Lynette looks curious. She gets up on his desk. "See... I think that, in some way, you and I are like soulmates. We're just... damn, dude, we're horrible. I'm not saying I'm in love with you or whatever. Fuck no. But we go together like peanut butter and jelly. I mean, when you unveiled your secretary's body, I... I almost came. And me, well, there's a reason you keep me around, obviously. Balk was probably my finest troll job." Lynette urges her to get the point, but they are interrupted by the sound of Devious Peep shouting, from downstairs, "AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????!!!!" Amy smiles and says, "I may have switched your secretary's lemonade with your maid's Lemon Pledge." Lynette shakes his head, as though he's saying "Unbelievable", and Amy says, "My point is... you lost some image when that French chienne left you in the lurch. At a church. Like the song. Well... since you were living a sham of a marriage anyway, all for politics, cos she didn't really love you... I figured, maybe you could do it again. With me." Lynette, as though he knew where the conversation was headed, simply looks at her, relatively unfazed, but not quite sure of what to say. She tries to convince him, "I'm a great actress! Being a troll, and this good a troll, I pretty much gotta be. Come on, it'd be perfect. You introduce me as your new fiancée, have a new big-ass wedding where nothing goes wrong this time, and you and I rule the wikia world together. We don't gotta do husband-wife stuff. We just gotta do... trolling dictator stuff." Lynette is silent for a few seconds, and says, "I just don't think it's a very good idea..." Amy's enthusiasm fades. "Oh. Okay," she tells him, "Forget I said anything." She gets down from his desk and starts heading out, looking livid. Behind her, Lynette looks awkward.
Rena and Lady get home, having met at the Gallery, and he laughs at how his girlfriend has to spend badges to be happy. Cat wonders where the doggy is, and the couple is surprised to hear orgasmic sounds coming from the story above. Cat wonders what it is, and Rena urges her to leave. She asks why, and he says, "Sweetie, just, just go out, find your friends and go play at the park. We'll call you for dinner." Cat does, but not before saying she's tired of always being kept in the dark about the weird things happening around her just because she's a kid. Once she's gone, Rena and Lady head upstairs. The sounds come from Mary's navbar, obviously. They enter it, and are horrified beyond belief to find a half naked Mary lying on her bed, with the family dog thrusting into her repeatedly. Mary shouts louder and louder as she's about to reach her climax, and the dog howls. "MARY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" Mary turns to them, and looks further delighted. Lady says, "I think I get sick..." She rushes out, and Rena looks on with wide eyes as Mary and Rocky both hit their climax and moan with pleasure. Mary starts to pant, and Rena orders that she get the dog off of her. Mary tries to push him back, but the dog squeals. "Mary!! Get him off!!" Mary keeps trying, but then looks at Rena and says, "Um, I think he's stuck..."
Soon enough, Renaboss is forcefully bringing the dog out of the template, pulling it by its leash, but the dog is being a hard tame. Cat notices this from the park and runs all the way over to them, asking her older sister, Lady, why Rena is mistreating the poor animal. Lady tries to explain to her that they can't have the doggy with them anymore, and Cat breaks down in tears, begging them to let it stay. Jdg joins them, having come from elsewhere, and asks what is going on. Rena wants to explain, but Lady shoots him a look that shuts him up. Rena just tells the two youngsters that the dog was ruining the entire house. Cat brings up the fact that she was teaching him and he was getting better, and then Mary comes out of the house, dressed up, and holds Jdg's hand from behind. "Hey honey," he tells her. Rena gives her a look, and Mary just grins at him. The commotion has caused Lynette to come outside. He wonders what is going on, and the gang is all made uncomfortable by his presence. Cat, in a fit, tells him they want to get rid of her doggy. Rena apologizes to her, but Rockaboss has no place with them for he behaves poorly, and he'll get it back to the Pet Gallery. Lynette then does something surprising: he offers to take in the pet. Everyone is confused. Lynette says, "Sure, why not? I love dogs." He moves in to pet the dog, who had almost been pinning Rena to the ground, and when he does, Rocky stops and accepts the petting with delight. Everyone is further surprised. Lynette tells them he's been a bit lonely since Lady left (trying to guilt her), and this way he'll have company that doesn't speak in a fragmented English, or any English at all, and little Cat can just head to the backyard next door when she wants to be with her new best friend. Cat is appeased, and thanks him for being so kind. Lynette smiles at her. A genuine smile, this time. Lady appears to be touched.
Lynette and the dog get off to a great start, but Rena looks incredibly annoyed. He urges his tenants to all go back inside the house, and leaves the dog to be with his new owner, but not before turning to him and saying, "By the way, his name is Rockaboss. Named in my honor," this last part he says with a huge grin. He walks away, and Lynette, petting his new buddy, says, "Well, I'll just call you Rocky."
Flashback - A younger Lynette kneels by his lovely daughter, MissMayfair, as she tells him, "Daddy, daddy, I want a puppy, can I get one?" Lynette smiles and says, "Of course, sweetheart. When me and mommy move us to that new place with a backyard, the first thing we're gonna do is get a puppy." MM smiles. The flashback ends, and Lynette, in the present, has a sad look on his face. He takes the dog to his backyard, and enters the house.
Flashback - Lynette, looking frantic and anxious, picks up the phone as soon as the first ring is heard. "Well?" he asks. On the other side, we see the three thugs. Matthew is the one talking. "I'm sorry, boss... the results came back. We were right. Those body parts we found... they belonged to your daughter. I'm so sorry, boss, but... she's dead." On the other side, Lynette's tears start to stream down his face. He turns off the phone and sobs uncontrollably. We see that he's wearing a business suit, and that he is located in his office. He then calls Matthew back and says, "I want the three of you to meet me in my place on Wiksteria Lane when you can." He immediately hangs up. I luv pll shows up and tells her boss his two guests have arrived.
Flash - Lynette sits in his office with Gleek and BOF. Lynette says, "Oh, I thought I was being quite clear. For a moment there I forgot that I was speaking to a couple of retards. My dear friends, in approximately... let's say, six months, I will be the president of all three wikis." After a moment of silence, Gleek and Balk burst out laughing. Lynette simply smiles. Gleek asks if he's gone crazy, to which Lynette replies, looking rather serious this time: "Actually... I feel as though I am going slightly mad." Gleek and Balk look serious too. Lynette then bursts out laughing. They still look serious, but then chuckle a bit, awkwardly.
Flash - Lynette rapes Lady. She squeals in horror and pain when he violently penetrates her from the back. He thrusts violently and continually into her, and Lady starts screaming with agony, and he hits her every time she screams. "Shut up!!! You filthy whore!!! I am making love to you and this is how you react?!! Shut your goddamn mouth!!!" Lady realizes that she must be quiet, for everytime she screams he hits her, so she moans with pain as he violently rams himself into her. He keeps throwing provocative slurs at her, always with his wicked smile, as he violates her. ("Don't you like it up the ass, bitch? Doesn't your manwhore fuck you up the ass?!") Lady cries out silently as he turns her around and continues his business. (see 3.01)
End of flashback sequence. Lynette lets himself slide down to the floor, against the door to the backyard, and sits there, quietly, arms around his knees.
The following day, Cat sits at the kitchen table, depressed. Jdg tries to comfort her, and there is a knock on the door. Jdg moves to open it, and finds a middle-aged man - James1234 - standing there. Jdg's eyes widen. "Did you really think I wouldn't find you?..." the man asks. "Dad..." Jdg says.
IceBerry walks into his boss' office and says, "Boss, you really need to see this!" Ice turns on the TV in the office and Gleek's eyes widen when he sees that his wife is on The Wiki View. "Girlfriend, girlfriends, do I have a story for y'all at home today. We here today with Glee Wiki First Lady Primadonna Girl, and she has a bombshell to drop on our laps. Ain't that right, strawberry pie?" Edie turns to Primadonna, who says, "That's right. I wanted the people to know that my marriage to Gleekobsessed is a sham. My husband is a homosexual." Gleek shouts.
Lynette, looking even better, sits down at his desk. He spins his chair around and looks out the window. Smiling.
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