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Talk

This page could do with some content, but I like the title. -- 14:01, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
:Really? Oh well, since this seems to have been started, would someone care to tell us an amusing and fictional anecdote related to talking? -- 11:52, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
::This one time I told an anecdote where I talked about telling an anecdote about talking. It never happened though. 02:53, 15 May 2007
::I like traffic lights. -- 05:42, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
:::Now why did you go and add your sig on Talk:Talk Andorin? What do you think it is, a talk page or something? -- 23:09, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
::::Sorry. Muscle spasm. -- 03:45, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
:::::Ha this isn't that great , I have seen better things , like boobs!! YEAH! HA HA! oh thats funny isn't it. I dont know what im going to have for dinner tonight, I made noodles last night but i dont think they keep for more than a very little while without becoming grossly soft and awful...maybe i can pull them all out one by one --User:Brown_Windsor
::::::Ah, it just wouldn't be a talk page without someone coming along and saying something totally irrelevant. Usually it's Modus, but I guess he hasn't found us yet... -- 22:52, 10 July 2007 (UTC)
:::::::...Who was that masked Random Crud-Spitting User? 07:52, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
::::::::lol u guyz is dumb 65.100.88.138 01:29, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
:::::::::<<<<-----Why is everyone making the text go all weird? and why isn't anyone writing about anything? Coolerderek 05:25, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
::::::::::Because that's the point of a Talk page. GAWD, READ THE OTHER ONE. 
:::::::::::WuT? i'm bored, LOL.--LOLWuT? 10:00, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
Story time......
SO THERE WAS THIS CHICK...
that had a little lamb......
 killed it and ate it for breakfast... 
then ate the chick for a late-night dinner...(YUM!)
Story time......
SO THERE I WAS...
talking the talk
-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:03, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
:Hello Here is some html: 3DText did u guys liek ma 3D texts? ℓＥ 𝓓𝕌爪ᵇＥşt σⓕ ᶜＡtş (talk) 16:20, 26 January 2021 (UTC)
::...this article hasn't been updated in monthsoh here is a random banner 
::-- Plscommitdie (talk) 02:34, 29 August 2021‎ (UTC)
==Vote==
*Against Not random enough.- 13:22, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
*For Not random enough. - 06:38, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
*Abstain Not random enough. 08:42, Feb. 2, 2008
*Poopdick Random enough. -- 19:51, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
==See also==
* Talk:Talk
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Communication
Category:Language
cy:Sgwrs
it:Conversazione
ko:토론 문서
Talk page

You may or may not have new messages. Check yourself, you lazy bastard!
Lazy wikipedians often use the wikipedia talk pages to attempt to get other Wikipedians to add something to the article that they want in the article, but are too indolent to add themselves. 
99.9999987% of the time these requests are completely ignored.
Examples (Real wikipedia user page requests, modified to protect the slothful): 
 
:*Section only provides on view of the debate...The author provided their own interpretation of the events and not a unbiased view. Comments like something is "hard to understand" imply a position...Please revise this.
:*This article is biased and needs NPOV correction.
==Gripes==
Fork, this article really man. Didn't this nose sucked a man while it wrote things? --Whaaa 11:00, a long time after everyone else wrote theirs 2007 {UTC}
Man, this article really sucks. Did this guy write it with a fork up his nose? --Joe7 10:44, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
*Yeah, man. It's just another racist, gay, fart joke. --Panama! 11:21, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
**Hey, I hate to inturrupt your conversation, but you guys should look at my new article, Racist, Gay, Fart Joke. --;) 11:42, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
*Votes for deletion: --Georgyh 11:32, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
**Delete I arragantly feal better than this article --Panama! 11:43, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
**Delete [Smug scowl] --theguyofit 12:42, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC) 
**Keep If not for gay, racist, fart jokes, what do we have? --qwertyuiopasdfhjkl; 1:27, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
**Redirect Wouldn't you think that Mr Rogers and Mr. Rogers should be the same article? --Joe7 13:07, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
***--jsldub 2:23 Aug 19 (UTC) --> these should point to Mister Rogers
**Ignore it and drink some beer Anybody with me? --snCandyman 14:12, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
***--Joe7 14:54, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
***--Panama! 15:60, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
***--Georgyh 1:07, 24 Jan 2005 (UTC)
***--theguyofit 12:42, 24 Jan 2005 (UTC)
***--qwertyuiopasdfhjkl; 1:28, 26 Jan 2005 (UTC)
==Cajoling==
Hey, can anybody make me a picture of this? --ME!!!!!!! 7:42, 20 Jan 2005 (UTC)
*I don't think that would be humanly possible. --Panama! 11:14, 21 Jan 2005 (UTC)
==See also==
* Talk Page
Hey guys, this page is the same! --User:Cn.Obvvy 00:13 26 February 2005 (UTC)
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Category:Self-reference
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Talking animals

Talking animals are the basis of all Aborigine food sources. The most common talking animal, found often in the Australian outback, is the "bestia ut sermo super res", Which translates "animal that talks about things". Modern scientists are still baffled by this names translation. 
The animal has undergone extensive testing by the "Nigerian Banana University of Animals and Mass Email Moneymaking", which proved conclusively that it has a penis. The testing was swiftly moved to Oxford University, where scientists discovered the animal did have a working sense of ha ha ha speech, and, to their surprise, a cockney accent. Further testing revealed the Bestia possessed an IQ higher than George Bush. It should be stated that this is not American president George W Bush, but a George L Bush living in the Slough mental hospital, who failed to train the American president adequately for daily life before his release from Slough in 1997.
Whilst being tested, the animal appeared to relentlessly scream obscenities to the testers. Although we do not want to go into detail, Here is a partial transcript:
;Bestia: FUCK YOU, guv! Here I am trying to talk about stuff without being taken to a FUCKING UNIVERSITY! LOOK AT ME!
;Researcher: What did you say?
;Bestia: I specifically asked for a BUD Light.
;Researcher: (withdraws penlight from the animal) Sorry.
== Fake talking animals ==
A common example of an animal that only appears to speak is the parrot. The parrot is in actuality a type of living ventriloquist's dummy. Disney films also rely on fake talking animals, a good example being the popular film "Bambi". Researchers at Duke University have recently proven conclusively that the talking animals depicted in the film "Bambi" are actually hand drawn representations of animals, voiced by human slaves. No charges have been filed, and the university is currently seeking a government grant to study the films "Bambi 2" and "Air Bud 666: devil dog
== Well known animals that talk ==
It is rumored that the common cat or dog can talk, but that they enjoy imitating animals. This is not true. To prove this at home, simply place a common house cat in Jerry Springer's lap and observe that it does not ask to be let out.
There are several known animals that have been proven to speak. Here is a short list.
;Lassie: 1950s television dog Lassie spoke fluent English and Dutch, but was prevented from doing so on television by network censors after the dog told eleven dirty jokes during the pilot episode alone. Because of her command of language and shrewd business sense Lassie was the highest paid member of the cast.
;Turkey Lurkey, the Minnesota Talking Turkey: This remarkable talking bird gave an impassioned speech on animal rights in the hours before thanksgiving 1975. It was later partnered with cornbread stuffing and a cranberry glaze.
;Sarah Jessica Parker: Is under scrutiny from Oxford's Biological science department, as it is unknown if claims that she is a horse are actually true.
;Lou Dobbs: is actually a shaved Giant Panda.
Category:Animals
Talking animals in the Bible

According to the Holy Bible snakes and donkeys are the only animals that can talk.
== Talking snakes ==
A talking snake is mentioned in The Book of Genesis. Satan went as a snake and tempted Eve to eat a forbidden fruit. They did not know any right or wrong before eating that fruit. When they ate that fruit God banished them out of the Garden of Eden. God was (and is) omnipresent so he knew what was happening in Garden of Eden. But since Satan assumed the form of a snake (But why?) God decided to punish all the species of snakes by removing their legs or wings. God cursed the serpent: "upon your belly you shall go, and dust you shall eat all the days of your life;" the woman he punishes with pain in childbirth and with subordination to man: "your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you;" and the man he punishes with a life of toil: "In the sweat of your face you shall eat bread till you return to the ground." When an evilutionist see a snake he speaks of the Natural Selection that created the snakes. But we creationists know it is not so. Some snakes have internal legs and their Pharyngula stage contains legs.
== Talking Donkeys ==
 "And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee?" Numbers 22:30. That settles it. Donkeys can talk. Secular scientists claim the final word to the interpretation of science is the Bible.
== See also ==
*Creationism
*Christian Logic
== External Links ==
*Creation Scientists to search for Talking snake bones in Africa
*Balaam's Talking Donkey the illustrated story
*Script of Balaam's chat with his donkey
== Further Reading ==
The Talking Snake Theory: Creation Science & History For Christian Children
Category:Christianity
Category:Animals
Tallinn 2020 Summer Olympics Bid

The city of Tallinn is bidding for the 2020 Summer Olympics. However, the details of this bid are few and far between. What little information is known comes from from the bid interview with Estonian Olympics Committee CEODue to a clerical error, the Estonian Olympics are being coordinated by the CEO of KärdlaFoam, an insulation and foam company from Kärdla, Estonia.
==Tallinn Stadium==
==Basketball==
==Diving and Swimming==
==Cycling==
==Sailing==
==Other Events==
==Safety and Security==
==Opening Show and Finale==
==Summary==
==Footnotes==
Category:Olympics
Tamil

Tamil (தமிழ்) is a funny beautiful language that is spoken by everyone and everything in the universe (excluding you). It is the official language the state of Tamil Nadu, has quasi-official status in several districts of other states in which the people wish not to be understood, and is found in Andhra Pradesh and other places outside India in which work papers are not checked very carefully.
The beauty of Tamil is that most words end with kal (that is, stupidity). For example, the language's home is often called Tamil-Nadu, as its nickname is the "Land of Stupidity". This endearing obsession with intimate apparel characterizes the speakers of the language.
==Written Tamil==
Tamil has 9999 letters, including 12 vowels, 18 true letters (மெய்யெழுத்து), and a bunch of other letters that represent entire syllables, though some of these turn out to be ink blots and food stains on the paper. The key to fluency with the கள் is that they all sound alike.
In computers, Unicode has assigned Tamil the range 0C00-0C7F. This set of 246 characters is utterly inadequate to represent all the letters of Tamil. In a pinch, you can slip in some English, which every Tamil speaker with a computer will understand, or at least claim to.
===History===
Tamil was created by the United Nations in 1970 in order to finally provide the people of Tamil Nadu with a form of communication, thereby replacing the system of pointing and grunting that existed previously. The basis for the Tamil language was a loose constellation of Sanskrit words as well as the unintelligible gobbledygook that was recorded from the local Department of Motor Vehicles's complaint hotline. Modern Tamilians will express immense anger at this fact, and may attempt to convince you that Tamil is the oldest language ever to exist, however this is false. 
===Grammar===
Tamil its own grammar has. Tamil easy to understand is, once you its odd word order master. The most famous Tamil grammar is, avatar-am.
Tamil nouns have a bewildering number of grammatical cases. More than half of these are accounted for by the tendency of Tamil speakers, in the middle of pronouncing a noun, to stutter, digress, say something else, or just give up.
Tamil is as adaptable to American words as Tamil speakers are to American spouses and jobs.
==Enemies==
Tamil is Hindi's sworn enemy and Sanskrit's rival. Tamil believes it is better than Sanskrit and came before it, even though as most north Indians would agree this is clearly false.
Category:India
Category:Languages
Tan

Tan is a colour known for being featured on the front page. However, their doppelganger Beige has yet to make it. Tan can also mean:
* Collecting Ultraviolet Rays
* Tan
* Khaki
== About ==
Tan is a very underrated colour. Beige and Khaki are known by the public as the colours of vomit. Little do they know that Olive is the main part of that vomit. Tan is lucky that it didn't get known with vomit. Due to being very new to the world, being around for only 9 years, Tan has little history to it.
== History ==
=== Invention ===
Tan's history begins at around 2013, after seeing the failure of Beige. Some scientists thus invented a darker form to be more appealing to the eye. They called this new colour "Tan". The date? February 13th, 2013. After Tan was invented, people rushed to make a Tan page on Uncyclopedia. However, little detail was known about Tan back then, so it was quickly deleted.
=== Dark Ages of Tan ===
For more than 9 years, Tan was created and deleted multiple times as an article on Uncyclopedia. Most of the "articles" were only a few words long. Even if they put the {{Construction}} template on, they didn't edit the page for more than 7 days, and the pages got deleted. Tan wasn't that interesting.
=== June 2nd, 2022 ===
On June 2nd, 2022, a user by the name of WVandZM created the page for Tan. It featured Tan's entire history up to this point. A few hours after it's publishing, an image was added, completing the checklist for an article. Tan's new article is a sucess!
== Trivia ==
*Tan was the original colour for Beige on the Colours template.
**Tan's current category in that template is "The First-Added".
*If your poo is tan, you may be pooping rocks.
*Tan is usually a symptom of shyness, as seen in all of the Algicosathlons with Tan in them.
== See also ==
* Tangerine, the fruit that stole orange's colour
* Tangent, the most complicated mathematical operation known to mankind.
* Tanks, the outdated machinery used for world-wide conflicts
* Tang Dynasty (ok, enough with the tan- words joke)
* Other shades of Brown
* Other underrated colours
* Colours in general
Tandem skydive

Tandem Skydiving (or know as anally raped skydive) is a form of skydiving instruction that allows you to be strapped to a large foreigner who then jumps out of a plane. During the training period you will be required to take this foreigner to dinner or for drinks, however a case of beer for each visit removes this requirement, most of the time. Sometimes it will seem that your tandem master has not bathed or is hungover, this is just a side effect from jumping. 
==Training==
During training, female students often have trouble with their leg and chest straps so instructors will spend considerable time adjusting them, this is normal. Tandem parachute's have computers that will save your life if you choose not to. On very very windy days, other jumpers will gather in small groups and watch you jump so they can observe your landing for their own self gratification. Sometimes on windy days, tandem masters get sand in their equipment, other tandem masters seem to know when this has happened and will tell each other about it. Tandem masters are very passionate about something called rotation and sport fucking because they seem to yell at each other about it quite frequently. My tandem master was so concerned about a girl from the day before that he got her name, number, and address from the file cabinet and made repeated calls to her home and even drove past her house to make sure she would date him. I heard quite a few people talking about safety meetings, these seem to be a private matter and take place in the woods next to the clubhouse or in the parking lot.
Kicking your legs and waving your arms will cause the parachute to open before you impact the ground; an important aspect of skydiving. You cannot obtain a refund after a parachute does not open and you impact the ground at a high rate of speed.
The tandem training method is used for people who might not open their parachute by themselves. If you feel airsick during the airplane ride try to avoid throwing up in your jumpsuit because your stomach acid might eat through the harness and cause you to plummet to your death. Evidently each dropzone is equipped with a butcher, since all the tandem masters talk about is fresh meat and the pulverisation of the same.
Category:Sports
Tangent

A tangent is a line perpendicular to a radius of a circle, or something like that. Since the line goes "off of" the circle, you clearly go "off on" a tangent. Going off on a tangent in a discussion is frequently used to derail the conversation, much like a penny can derail a train if that penny has an explosive charge attached to it. Therefore, a tangent is like a penny with an explosive charge. Explosive charges can also be used to open bank vaults and demolish buildings, both abandoned and occupied.
There is debate on whether or not buildings are like children, which can be both abandoned and abused. Abused and abandoned children can potentially become the dredges of society, like soda jerks and accountants. These lowlifes frequently take up residence in abandoned buildings in order to escape from the pain of reality or from the law.
When people are hiding from the law, the law will sometimes employ dogs to pursue them. Many dogs, such as bloodhounds, are "scent hounds" and can smell the fear of the criminal element from miles away. In order to avoid detection, criminals will find a moving body of water and will swim or wade upstream. If they are lucky, the water will smell like shit, throwing off the hounds. This is where the phrase "Up Shit creek without a paddle" originated from.
Another option for the criminal who is on the run is the use "kippered" or "red" herrings to lead the hounds astray. Speaking of stray hounds, if you want to get a new pet, check out your local animal shelter before going to the expensive pet shop. Either that or you can breed your own dogs.
Before breeding any animals, including humans, it is important to understand how the animal's reproductive system works. This knowledge is freely available to anyone with enough alcohol. For more details on this process, please read about animal husbandry. Of course, one cannot bring up husbandry without bringing up marriage...
== "Legendary moose" ==
It was first predicted by Vladimir Putin on February 33, 1839 that a graph of the tangent function could be manipulated over a 16 hour period (quantum physics later proved that this period was actually a minimum of 13 hours, 53 minutes and 3 seconds) to form a moose whose antlers have an amount of points equivalent to one divided by zero. He predicted that this process would require a total of 53 billion dollars worth of brown crayons, oil paints, and flame colorant. It would entail an elaborate series of 72 folds in various cardinal directions and at least seven Bosnians present. So far, only Adolf Hitler, Napoleon, and Scott Weiland have ever completed the task. Oddly enough, four of the moose are inscribed on the Mayan Long Count Calendar. 
==See also==
* Sin
* Cos
* Sec
* Csc
* Cot
* Futon
Category:Oscar Wildeizms
Category:Geometry
Tangerine

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Tangerine, also known as Orange, is a fruit that fails to gain the attention of vegetarians. They prefer to eat oranges.
==Tangerine or Orange?==
Let's start with an Undebate: Are tangerines or oranges better?
Conclusion: Tangerines are sweeter than Oranges, and are hence less interesting. Oranges win!
== How to make ==
 A simple way to make Tangerines in fruit form would be to grab an orange, squish it a bit, and polish. You now have a tangerine! However, how does a tangerine get its colour? Well, open some random site that has colours and input Orange Peel. Beautiful!
==Trivia==
*Just like the UnDebate says, Tangerines are less interesting than Oranges because Oranges actually can be used in a difficult challenge. Oops! Self-reference right here!
*Mandarins don't deserve attention, they're just flat-out orange rip-offs with more ass. And don't even get me started on clementines!
*Tangerines are psychedelics, meaning that they can drive anyone insane into signing up for a job as a psychiatrist.
Tao jones

The Tao IS up. The Tao IS down. And also the Tao is side-to-side. All this at least according to the late nineteenth century bodhisattva who went by the name Tao Jones (no relation to Edward Jones). He was just this guy, you know. But so very much 'just this guy' that everyone—and I mean EVERYONE—identified on a very personal level with him. And it wasn't charisma or some fantastic rapport skill, it was just how regular a guy this guy was. In fact, people began to describe his extraordinarily ordinariness as industrial-strength average, which of course, over time was shortened to just "industrial average." You can't hear the punctuation on the radio, but the phrase is “Tao Jones : Industrial Average.” It's a mantra to remind people who are caught up in the hurly-burly that everything is okay, that they themselves are okay: "The Tao Jones: Industrial Average IS up, dude, or maybe it IS down, man. Relax. It's all good. All the time."
== Jones Family Tree ==
Tao Jones’ popularity may also be derived from his ancestry, for he was of direct lineage to the ancient Rabbi Thou Jones, whose pithy quotes are part and parcel of the Talmud and the Old Testament. Tao himself was once quoted as saying, “I don’t complicate my life, I live by the book. You know, Tao shalt not kill, Tao shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife…these things just mess up your thing, you dig?” This lineage is robust - even modern Jones descendants have resonated within society as pop culture icons (e.g. Indiana Jones, Davy Jones, Basketball Jones).
== Where is the Tao now? ==
Of course, Tao himself is no longer with us in person. Occasionally, some pretender will try to pass themselves off; however, you know they are just a poser because they have some prior identity as a Bill or a Jim or a Kathy. The Tao that can be named? Man, that's just not the true Tao.
Category:Religion
Category:Everything