La Weá

La Weá is an esoteric programming language created by Rodrigo Pelissier and released on September 18, 2018. It is inspired by COW and Brainfuck. It consists of 16 commands, each represented by a highly colloquial term in Chilean Spanish and it is Turing-complete. Commands must be separated; extra whitespaces and newlines are ignored; single-line comments are preceded by a #.
==Commands==
Command	Description
maricón	Decrements current cell value by 1.
maraco 	Decrements current cell value by 2.
weón 	Increments current cell value by 1.
aweonao	Increments current cell value by 2.
maraca 	Sets current cell value to 0.
chucha 	Moves back one cell.
puta 	Moves forward one cell.
pichula	If current cell value is 0, moves the instruction pointer after the matching tula command.
tula 	If current cell value is not 0, moves the instruction pointer after the matching pichula command.
pico 	Moves the instruction pointer after the closest tula command, regardless of the current cell value.
ctm 	Prints current cell value to STDOUT as an ASCII character.
quéweá 	Reads ASCII character from STDIN and stores it in the current cell.
chúpala	Prints current cell value to STDOUT as an integer.
brígido	Reads integer from STDIN and stores it in the current cell.
perkin 	Copies current cell value if there is no copy; otherwise, pastes the copied value and resets the copy.
mierda 	Terminates program.
==Sample code==
Hello, World!:
 aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao pichula puta aweonao aweonao puta aweonao aweonao aweonao
 weón puta aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao puta aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao weón
 chucha chucha chucha chucha maricón tula puta puta aweonao ctm puta weón ctm puta maraco ctm ctm
 aweonao weón ctm chucha chucha chucha aweonao aweonao ctm maraco maraco maraco maraco maraco maraco
 ctm puta puta maraco maraco maraco maraco maraco maraco maraco ctm puta ctm aweonao weón ctm maraco
 maraco maraco ctm chucha aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao weón ctm chucha chucha weón
 ctm puta puta puta puta aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao ctm
Fibonacci sequence:
 
 aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao puta weón chúpala chucha ctm puta puta weón chúpala chucha
 chucha ctm pichula puta puta perkin puta perkin chucha chucha pichula puta puta weón chucha chucha
 maricón tula puta perkin chucha perkin puta puta chúpala perkin chucha perkin chucha chucha ctm tula
Factorial:
 aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao pichula puta weón puta aweonao weón puta aweonao aweonao
 aweonao puta aweonao aweonao aweonao weón puta aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao weón puta
 puta aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao aweonao
 weón chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha maricón tula puta puta puta puta aweonao weón
 ctm puta perkin ctm maraco maraco maraco maricón ctm puta perkin aweonao aweonao ctm chucha maraco
 ctm puta weón ctm chucha maraco maraco ctm chucha chucha chucha aweonao ctm puta puta puta puta aweonao
 ctm maraco maraco maraco maricón ctm chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta puta ctm puta ctm
 chucha maricón ctm chucha aweonao aweonao ctm puta aweonao aweonao weón ctm maraco maricón ctm chucha
 chucha chucha maraco ctm chucha ctm puta puta puta puta puta puta brígido chucha chucha chucha chucha
 chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta maraco maraco ctm puta puta maraco maricón ctm chucha chucha
 chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta weón ctm maraco maraco maricón ctm aweonao ctm puta aweonao aweonao
 aweonao aweonao ctm maraco maraco maricón ctm aweonao weón ctm chucha aweonao aweonao aweonao ctm
 maraco maraco maraco maraco ctm puta maraco maraco maraco ctm chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm puta
 puta puta aweonao weón ctm weón ctm chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta puta puta puta chúpala
 chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta ctm puta aweonao aweonao aweonao
 weón ctm chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm puta puta puta puta puta puta perkin puta puta puta puta
 weón chucha chucha chucha chucha pichula puta perkin maricón pichula chucha pichula puta perkin
 puta puta perkin pichula chucha weón puta maricón tula chucha chucha chucha maricón tula puta maricón
 puta perkin maraca chucha chucha perkin puta tula chucha chúpala puta puta puta puta maricón chucha
 chucha chucha chucha pico tula puta puta puta puta pichula chúpala pico tula chucha chucha chucha
 chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha chucha ctm
==Implementation==
 #WARNING: EXTREMELY UNSECURE
 #!/usr/bin/ruby
 
 h = {
 'puta' => 'p+=1;',
 'chucha' => 'p-=1;',
 'weón' => 'm[p]+=1;',
 'aweonao' => 'm[p]+=2;',
 'maricón' => 'm[p]-=1;',
 'maraco' => 'm[p]-=2;',
 'maraca' => 'm[p]=0;',
 'ctm' => 'putc m[p];',
 'quéweá' => 'm[p]=STDIN.getbyte if !STDIN.eof;',
 'pichula' => '(',
 'tula' => ')while(m[p]!=0);',
 'pico' => 'break;',
 'chúpala' => 'print m[p].to_s;',
 'brígido' => 'm[p] = Integer(gets) rescue 0;',
 'mierda' => 'exit;',
 'perkin' => 'if pf then pf=false; m[p]=v; else pf=true; v=m[p]; end;'
 }
 
 r = Regexp.union(Regexp.union(h.keys.sort{|a,b|b.length<=>a.length}),/./);
 eval 'm=Hash.new(p=0);pf=false;'+ARGF.read.downcase.gsub(/[\n\t ]+/," ").gsub(r,h);
==See also==
Similar languages:
*COW
*Brainfuck
==External resources==
* La Weá on GitHub
* WebAssembly-based online interpreter
Category:Languages Category:Pseudonatural Category:Implemented Category:Turing complete