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Sponges Don't Wear Ties!

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away...
DADANANA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-DA-DA-NA-NA-NA!!!!!111!
So, like, I was an intern at Nick Jr, or some cripe, and the a skeleton popped out, and was like, 'Go be an intern an Nickelodeon, not Nick Jr, you dingus!' And I was like, 'Fuck! Alright! Just take it easy man!' And then the skeleton was like and I screamed and and he coccyx into me excruciating pain <dat-error404notfound1010000111101010>.
After that horror, I realized being an intern anywhere is a really easy job to get, since every other person who's written a pasta was an intern, too. So we were designing this prototype game called 'Sponges Don't Wear Ties!', which was kind of like some other game, but the name was totally different, and I can't remember it. But the NES cartridge was aggressive, and kept leaking hyper-realistic urine (anduthotiwuldseybludlololol) like a goddamn batman baby, so I melted it into fondue and the crew ate it. But then we all died, except for me, because I'm not so... yay... and stuff... and stuff... (Five internets to whoever gets that reference)
But anyway, the game the game was ugly and fat! And it was bad. It was still a better love story than twilight, however, and resulted in several emmy awards. And then, I learned the secret that the slime used in live Nickelodeon shows is actually Shrek's diarreah. 
As for the game itself, it contained lotsa swearing, scary faces, skeletons popping out (which re-ignited repressed memories), sonic.exe, It, Cupcakes, John the Killer, and other NSFW shite like SCP-172 (anduthotiwuldsay3lololol). Here, see the prototype for yourself! It's real! (And not ripped off from awfulfafalthefalafael from youtube).
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Spooderman

The universe was in good shape. Then, Spooderman came to earth. He set a fire to a hotel, and people fel down and broke their video cameras and started laughing. Spooderman then went to a Slenderman, and slapped him on the face. Slenderman was sucked into a Spin - Off of Five Night at Freddy's. He punched Bill in the face, and he cried for 10 eons. Then, Spooderman went into somebody's shower and kept the faucet on and clogged the drain in all of the sinks, and turned all water fully on and boiling hot. Then, the house exploded as the people came out as cherry pies.
Spooderman fell off a cliff and onto somebody's boat in the ocean. The boat tipped over and a 11 year old idiot fell off into the abyss. Spooderman flew away. He then went to Planet Juppider. He found an alien that was a stone and chucked him into the sun. Then, he threw Earth into Uranus. Uranus got mad and exploded. Earth froze into a glacier. Mars ate the sun, and the Milky Way Galaxy exploded. Then, Spooderman found dark matter.
He found it and made a horse out of it. Spooderman threw it away. He was watching the star Noobtron and it exploded, and Spooderman survived. It created a black hole, and Spooderman was sucked in. He flew out the other side. Spooderman said Hi to Venus, and it turned into a credit card. Spooderman put a rock into Mercury, and the whole universe exploded, but Spooderman survived. He was the only matter in the Universe.
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Spook.JPG

I'm a total Horror Fanatic, and one night, after a 4-hour Horror Movie Binge, I found myself not being scared any more, so I decided to search for scary Internet stories, even though I am a Horror Elitist and know all Horror that isn't filmed with a 14 dollar smart phone is complete shit, and, after page and page of shitty Jeff the Killer fanfiction, I came across a story called Spook.JPG, a popup message that said "WARNING! Story contains Skeletons, only proceed if not easily spooked". I clicked "Okay", even though I am afraid of Skeletons, the story was immensely terrifying, and centered around a young girl who finds a Skeleton Horseman in her garage, just then, I heard a noise from the garage, I entered the garage, and this is what I saw:
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Spook Mcstuffins

It was a dark and stormy night with a RED sky. It was the day that I received my Johnny X (a character from THE BEST SHOW ON TV!) cosplay kit COMPLETE WITH REAL SUPERPOWERS. I ,of course, ran upstairs, carefully, stripping while I did so. I shut my Johnny Test (THE BEST SHOW ON TV!) windows and doors. I then put on my power pootin' butt laser that came with the cosplay kit. I was so happy because I was SUCH a big fan of the show ever since I was kicked out my parent's basement for snorting my crack with the Johnny test (THE BEST SHOW ON TV!) themed snorter. My friend said to me "you have to burn that shit mate." I of course didn't listen to him, after all he hadn't seen JOHNNY TEST (THE BEST SHOW ON TV!) I quickly filled up my Johnny Test shot glasses and went downstairs to watch Johnny Test on my 1000000000 x 1000000000 res TV.
I remember getting on the episode where Johnny dies and I screamed at the TV with tears blurring my vision "HE JUST WANTED TO RIDE THE BOUNCE HOUSE!!!" But then Johnny came back to life and I was all " YAYYYYYYYYY!!!" Then the episode with the Bee Keeper came on and I put on my Johnny X X-ray vison goggles to see the through the Bee Keepers disguise. But what I saw.... was..... not.... the.... Bee.... Keepers..... true.... ident... i... t... y.
I saw Doc Mcstuffins the girl who lived 1.6 houses away and she was murdering?????
Doc had moved in approximately the 15th of March 2069 at precisely 4:20
i knew she was up to no good when I saw her. After 5 years or so she became a toy doctor (probably because being a hitman requires you be a man.)
Anyway I said to myself this is all in my head. Lousy imagination. But it was far worse than my imagination. I heard someone at the door...
"Who's there?" I asked. " I know Mr Black and Mr White... They specialize in gangbangs!. I saw Doc at the door. I had to do ther biggest fart anyone had farted so I could incinerate her.
"For Johnny!!!!" I yelled.
Toot went my bottom
I'm fucked.
Doc Mcstuffins blows the door down and enters. I tell Doc "I'm sorry I killed your dad Doc."
Doc laughs at me and says "You idiot I am not Doc I am Spook Mcstuffins the most wanted criminal ghost in the wild west."
I am suprised. Doc uses her powers to make everything in the house alive. Including the two bodies out back. They all come towards me and Stuffy the dragon holds me down. Doc takes her axe and swings.
I am decapitated. My last thoughts were,
"I failed you Johnny Test" (The best show on TV!!!!)
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Spook the Fook Oota Yoo

There was a ghost. It made a virus in the form of a ".avi" format. It was called "pug.avi" Upon opening, you will see a man saying "I AM PUG YOU NEXT" with a horrible scrunged-up face, wearing a black cloak with a knife in hand, with a billion dead bodies nailed to the wall behind him. The man was identified as "Charlie Burkes" and he was a bus driver. He was a good one because he made out with all of the passengers. He then got sad because his house burnt down so he became mad and killed people. He made one game called "SHOVE A TRUMPET UP MY ASS AND YOU HAVE MUSIC". When you played it, that was exactly the game. However, when you did, screams happened. Realistic screams. Screams so realistic that it caused 93 billion people to die after they played it. At the end of the game it showed a stock photo of a thumbs up and sead "WINNER, WINNER, WINNER!". then it said "I AM GONNA HAUNT YOU". and then people started getting lots of nightmares. More people then died. Then it turned out that Charlie was EVIL PATRIXXX and then he was pushed into a black hole by EVIL KERMIXXX but EVIL PATRIXXX destroyed the black hole because he was so evil. Legend has it that there are still copies of SHOVE A TRUMPET UP MY ASS AND YOU HAVE MUSIC. Please look in your garage to see if you do.
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Spookkake

"Spookkake" - that's what my (I'm 23) older brother (he's 26) called it, at least. I walked in on him watching it. It appeared to be some kind of spewky ghost initiation ritual. A woman was surrounded by seven wizards who waved their magic wands and sprayed her with ghostly ectoplasm. Evidently, these wizards were ghost conjurers.
I was hella spewked to begin with because the lady didn't have any clothes on (I mean, really! Who does that?!) When she swallowed the ghostly goo, I knew the ritual was complete.
But the scurriest thing wasn't the video. It was my brother.
His penis was very large and hard (eww, srsly wtf) and he was playing with it (AGAIN, WTF). But wait a minute... the penis is the only part of your body that is not bone... Is it possible... is it possible that the video itself is what makes your penis hard, and then by stroking it, it becomes harder and harder until it's solid bone, so then you are 100% bone, aka skillingtone? My brain says no, but my body says yes.
Anyhoo five minutes after I walked in, he noticed I was there and told me to get the fuck out.
Right after he kicked me out for watching him touch himself, I did what any spewkd person would do. I got the vacuum cleaner. If his dangly bits were key to becoming skillettongue, I had to suck them off (with a vacuum cleaner, you pervs)
I just did that and I'm not sure if I did it right because there's blood, like, EVERYWHERE.
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Spookly the Square Pumpkin: Director's Cut

It was around 2007, I was searching on Ebay when a mysterious tape caught my eye. It was titled "Spookly the square pumpkin: Directors Cut". I decided to buy it. About 5 days later, the VHS came. It looked just like the original tape, noting different. I put it in my VCR and hit play. Here we go...
...It was normal in the beginning and middle until near the end during the storm. Instead of saving all the pumpkins and all of that, Spookly watches happily as all of the pumpkins fall to their deaths. They all splatter on the ground very gruesomely and pumpkin guts fly onto the screen. Then he picks up the flaming branch to save the scarecrow. Then, he looks down at all of the pumpkin guts at the bottom of the cliff and starts to sing a song about how happy he is about them being dead. He then gets the scarecrow to help him get down to the bottom, then dances on their corpses. Then it got really creepy. He realizes what he had done and started to sob for about 10 minutes. He then starts carving himself which almost made me throw up. Then Russian text appeared saying, "ты не должен был смотреть это." which translates to, "You shouldn't have watched this. Then the tape ejected. I then proceeded to throw the tape in the fireplace, I then lit the fireplace, causing the tape to burn.
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Category:Satire
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Spooky Album

It was 1969 when the infamous Manson murders took place, horrifying the American collective unconsciousness. One of these murders included Sharon Tate whose house would later become the recording studio for the 1994 classic album The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails. This was a move in bad taste and raises the question if there's anything peculiar about this album.
So I listened to it. It was good, but nothing spooky or that unusual about it. So I listened to it again. Still a good album, but nothing stood out to me other than the closing track seeming more sad like it was written from a place of hurt. I give it a third listen, still good, but I feel like I'm missing something.
So I listened to it backwards, and the lyrics are all garbled and unintelligible now. Wait a second, there's a smoky smell in the air. That's odd, this album is fire, but why am I smelling smoke?
Oh shit, I left my pizza in the oven. Hopefully it's not too late to call the fire department.
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Spooky Business Story

Storytime... When I was so so small, I lived by a Dairy Queen in Secaucus, NJ. We had to fight to survive — I once had to make my spreadsheets on a greasy old Arby's bag. "Wow wow wow! But why tell me?"
Well, something even worse happened to me. One day, when I was inventing penicillin, a two old drunkards managed to steal my teeth. I was left extremely upset.
But I didn't whine, or complain. I didn't even go to the hospital.
Instead, I figured this would be a good chance to ask two old drunkards "How do you reach new prospects?"
That's when I learned to offset the mental effects of frequent 60 hour work weeks by offering employees free access to an app where a white guy talks to you about meditation for 30 minutes. When you are faced with #adversity, you need to make that adversity into strength. It's the only way to learn. Thanks to my challenges, and my willingness to power through them, I am now paying off student loans for the foreseeable future. You can do the same, too. You just have to believe. Thank you.
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Spooky CIA ghost hacked my microwave

Ok you guys I am spooked for real right now. This happened 2 hours ago and I still feel so spooky.
It all started at 6am when I went to microwave my fleshlight, I saw Steve's Jobs ghost in the reflection of the door. Then my friend Brandon called and said his mom said he wasn't grounded anymore and he was coming over. Brandon's phone isn't an iphone but his mom's phone is. What are the odds I'd see steve job's ghost and then right away get called by someone whose mom has got a phone from apple- the very company steve jobs created??! But it gets even spookier
I tell Brandon that I gotta go finish microwaving my fleshlight and as soon as he hangs up, my microwave starts doing this spooky beep over and over again and a demon was holding the microwave door shut so I couldn't get my fleshlight out.
Finally I realized it was probably morse code so I said "microwave demon I can't speak morse code"
And then right away the microwave showed LETTERS real letters
I'm gonna say exactly what it said but be careful because it's so scary
It said "Hi brain this is the ghost of jeffrey epstein and I totally did kill myself"
Brandon said this is dumb because Jeffrey Epstein hasn't even been dead that long so he probably doesn't even have a ghost yet. I realized he's so right and also...who else want people to believe Jeffrey Epstein commited suicide? The CIA!
So tonight my mom's friend the pizza guy is coming over to see if he can reverse-hack our microwave. Best case scenario we can hack the CIA back and if so you can watch me on the news tomorrow. Worst case scenario they hacked us from an internet cafe and we won't be able to trace them.
Send me your good vibes, I'm a wanted man now. brandon if you're reading this don't tell anyone where I live and don't tell anyone at school
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Category:Satire
Category:Suicide
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Category:English Class Failure
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Spooky Day at School

So I need to tell you a story. This is a true story. This true story happened to me it really did. I was younger than now since it was in the past and not the future. But it happened.
I was going to school, this was in the past remember? I no longer go to school. I was on my way to school, but I wasn't on the bus yet, I was just walking to the bus stop. I saw a girl there. Her name was Sara, but to hide her identity we'll call her Susan.
So Sara said "Hi" to me, but I didn't know who she was so I said "Who are you?" and she said "I'm Sara" and I was like "That's a pretty name." and she was like "no, my dead mom had that name and now she's dead."
I'm not going to lie to you, I was pretty spooked by this. I was genuinely 010% percent scared by this. I'm now a little less scared by it since this was in the past, remember? But at the time I was like oh man. My face was like this: O.O
So I was like "Oh my, how'd your mom die?" and she was like "Oh, you know... My dad killed her" Now this freaked me out really. She said I knew, but I didn't think I knew. How would I know? I didn't even meet her yet but I knew her dad killed her mom? How could I know this. I said "I didn't know." and she was like "Okay." I was impressed by her acceptance. I may have been lying.
So then we went to school, this time on the bus since before we weren't on the bus yet but then we were. I was on the school bus and then we got to school. When I got there, I thought I saw a ghost, but then I just realized it was the wind and my eyes tricking me. I got upset and yelled at them, but they didn't listen.
After school, I decided to go to the scary house where her mom killed her dad, but when I got there, I didn't see any body so I was scared even more. Sara was there and said "You shouldn't have come here" and I was like why not? So I said "why not?" and she closed the door.
I knew something spooky was going on, but didn't know what to do then. So I decided to call the police but when I told them they didn't show up, so I knew they were in on the spookiness.
So I went to the backdoor and threw a rock at it. The window broke and I opened the door. When I opened the door, a ghost came out. But it wasn't a ghost, it was a white dog. Then I heard a scream. "GET OUT!" I heard. I knew it was a ghost afraid I'd find it, so I went in further. I found Sara crying in the corner. I asked her what was wrong. She told me that I was spooky. That's when I realized. I'm the spooky one. All the spooky things in my life so far have included me some how. No coincidence. I must be spook.
I told her I knew what I had to do. I found a knife and stabbed my life out. Now I was a ghost, but I was even more spook now cause Sara yelled more.
Then I realized why I was the spooky. I was Sara's dead dad. No wonder I knew.
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Spooky Eating Experience

So today I went to some burger joint and asked the waitress to get me a fish burger.
The waitress brought it to me. I took a bite. It was really good. I started to wolf it down.
But then I started to choke. I choked and choked until I coughed up something.
It was a fish bone!
I walked over to the waitress to complain.
"Hey there was a bone in my fish sandwich! I nearly choked to death!"
The waitress turns towards me.
She reaches up to her face.
Her face is a mask!
As she takes off the mask I see her face.
Her face is a skull.
I take a step back.
She steps towards me.
She takes out a trumpet from her apron.
She blows into the trumpet.
DOOT DOOT
I scream.
I throw a $20 at her. 2 pay 4 sandwich.
I run, still screaming.
I run and scream all the way home.
I lock my doors and close the curtains. Then I sat down to write this down.
==UPDATE==
I've been hiding in the house for 2 or 3 hours when I hear a noise.
tap tap tap someone's knocking at the door.
I peak through the keyhole to see who it is.
it is skeltal waitress!
I whimper and look around for a weapon.
I pick up a chair to defend myself.
I hear a CRASH and I look back at the door.
Skeltal waitress kicked in the door!
I feel hot liquid run down my legs. I pissed myself.
Skeltal waitress pulls the chair away from me.
She holds up a piece of paper, crumpled it up and stuffs it into the trumpet.
She speaks in a voice like a rusty hinge:
"You forgot your receipt!"
She blows her trumpet at me.
DOOOOOOOOOOT!
The crumpled up receipt shoots out of the trumpet and hits me in the face.
I am screaming like I've gone insane.
Skeltal waitress walks out the door and into the night.
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Category:Skeletons
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Spooky GameCube

I am a college graduate with a degree in Graduate Studies with a minor in Major. My name is Bruce Bolton, and I was feeling the feeling of nostalgia. That was when I grabbed my copy of Mario Kart: Double Dash and put it in my GameCube. With excitement, I turn the console on, but it immediately caught fire.
I scream since none of my studies have prepared me for this moment. I helplessly cry until Mario suddenly appeared on my TV. He laughed at me too which only made me cry harder. Mario was my childhood hero who inspired me to stomp through life's troubles like he stomped on Goombas. Now that moustached bully is laughing me! What finally made me stop crying was the flames that had consumed my entire apartment complex.
Oh yeah, I was dead the entire time, and my biological father is Bruce Willis.
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