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Headphones

Everyone uses their headphones these days, be it on their cell phones, iPod's, computers; and most people use them all day long, in a high volume.
But every time you plug your headphones in these devices, you're merely making the sound they actually make come out In a more powerful, amplified volume. So, if you plug your headphones in your iPod, you'll hear its sound in a higher volume.
But...
What would happen if you "plugged" your headphones in the air? What would you hear?
Nothing?
The sound of the air?
Maybe... The future?
Let's go a little further. What would you hear?
God?
The Mother Nature?
Angels?
Prayers?
Let's go even further. What if it's not the Good Things you're going to hear? What would you hear?
Screams?
Agony?
Suffering?
Despair?
The Screams of Mother Nature, when Men destroy Her?
Would you hear Death, calling your name? Or even Death saying the names of the people who will die in a little time, and these names are from all the people you like?
Or even...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:THERY
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Health

Assuming you're healthy, your heart when working normally, acts sorta like a pump. Or rather, 2 pumps. You see, your right heart expands to draw in deoxygenated blood from the body, and contracts to pump it out to the lungs to become oxygenated. And at the same time, your left heart draws in oxygenated blood from the lungs and then pumps it out to the rest of your stupid misshapen body. Now sometimes, irregularities can occur that prevent your heart from pumping properly. Congestive Heart Failure (CHF), is an interesting one. Say, your heart loses some of Its contractile force due to high blood pressure, for example, this will result in the pooling of blood in your left heart, or left ventricle chamber, and in response to this, the cells in your left ventricle will enlarge to push against the higher circulatory resistance caused by the increase in blood pressure, which is a great solution, but only in the short term. Much like your parent's decision to try to save their marriage by having, well, you. But because of these enlarged cells, the left ventricle chamber then becomes much smaller. Resulting in less blood being able to fill into it, and because the blood coming into the left ventricle has nowhere to go, it begins to back up into the lungs and from there, because it's all a cycle, it'll back up into the right heart and then, you've got congestive heart failure on your hands. Not unlike, how the incessant, heated disagreements between your timeworn father and mother is also, on your hands. The name "Congestive" Heart Failure, though, Is apt because the fluid then leaks into your alveolar air spaces making it difficult to breathe, and with all this, blood pressure increases, yet again, and the original hypertrophy of muscle cells in your left ventricle is no longer a help, and since the contractile force of your heart has decreased, It certainly can't pump against the new, much higher resistance, and because of that, your body, in response to the heart not pumping sufficient blood thinks: "Well gee golly, Ha, I mustn't have enough fluid!" so it tells your kidneys then, to return and liquid you take in, meaning you'll retain a lot more water, which has to go somewhere, so it leeks into your legs, abdomen, and all over the body, and can result in the gaining of 2-3 pounds, per day! Which, as you can imagine, will cause rapid accumulation of total body weight, and after just one month, someone afflicted by this disease could amass up to 100 extra pounds! There is effectively no way that a human being could gain weight at this rate, by any other mechanism. And that is why it seems as though it is the only rational explanation as to what must be happening to your mom.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Wall of Text
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Hear Me

Hello, my name is Jason Katerman, and well, strange things have been happening... life was flashing before my eyes, my one true love counted on me and I let her down, my entire life ripped in HALF!
Augh, but where should I start, probably the beginning.
I lived in the small town of Ravenbury, it's a rural town in the western part of the UK. We love to eat and drink and shit. You know, the usual stuff you like to do in your spare time with your friends. Well, we got an invitation from my Grandfather to stay with him for the weekend, which we knew would be great since he has a pool with a mini-liquor fridge beside it.
Anyways, so we headed off, I fell asleep during the trip, though...
==The Dream==
I woke up, and I was at my Grandfather's house, but it didn't look right. It was lonely-looking, and it had a shed, it didn't quite look right.
But some force in the back of my mind, probably curiosity, got the better of me, and I approached the shed. It was unlocked, so I went inside, as I entered, the door just faded, it wasn't there. So did the windows. I started to sweat all over, and I looked around. On the walls I saw long, grotesque tentacles. They were blood red, and they covered all of the walls. I saw a table with a meat cleaver on it, not hesitating, I grabbed it and stabbed it right into one of the walls, trying to ecscape.
I was horrified, as when I cut in, I did find a door, but it led to outside... now, not the outside we know and love. No, this was morbid. The shed was gone when I left. The police were in front of the house. I walked up to one of the officers and questioned him as to what was going on. He said, "There was a murder here."
He named the names of my friends, and he said my Grandfather went missing. I looked around and found the pool, in it was blood. The pool was full of blood, and I saw a hand reach up and grab me, and my Grandfather's face.
He pulled me into the blood and said, "Hear me"
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Heart Breaker

Name Heart Breaker (Madison Connors, Lydia Smith. Reason below under Bio)
Age 24
Gender Female
Species HuMaNNUMANAHUMAN I...Am..hUmANnNn
Sexuality Straight
Weapon Knife
Personality Heart is distrustful, cold, and hateful towards new people, but IF you get close to her, she can become the sweetest person. Unless you take her prey. She's short tempered and stubborn with getting the things she wants. During the days she will hunt, Heart becomes emotionless and unreasonable. Heart is brave, but scared to take bold moves. She would die to protect the ones she loves.
Bio 
When Madison (Heart) was little, her adoptive parents got into a fight while her adoptive dad was drunk. He beat her mother to death in front of her and tried to kill Madison, but she had taken out a kitchen knife and stabbed her father to death again and again and againand again, again, Again, AgAIn, aGaIn, AGAIN, AGAINASIFNSPD 
So Madison was put into a mental hospital where she rotted for a couple years. She managed to kill her doctor by breaking his heart the same way hers was as a little girl by her dad. Madison escaped the hospital and ran away, changing her name to Lydia and starting her life anew. Somewhere along the way, Lydia found the 'love of her life' named Daniel. She thought so highly of him. But one day he got drunk and stupid. He repeatedly beat Lydia and left her alone for Lydia's best friend, Charity. Lydia got pregnant and depressed. She eventually confronted Daniel, but when he figured out she was pregnant, he took out a pocket knife and stabbed one of her eyes, blinding her in that eye. She was stabbed in the chest, going unconscious and about to die of blood loss in the dumpster Daniel had thrown her body in. Someone found her and rushed her to the hospital where they were trying to save her and the unborn child inside of her. Unfortunately, only Lydia made it out alive. The child was killed inside of her and it was all Daniel's fault. Lydia killed the doctors and nurses caring for her in the hospital, breaking their hearts and ripping their organs out of their bodies to hang their necks with on a nearby tree. She was on the hunt. Lydia went to Charity's house first, killing her 'best friend' and hanging her outside of Daniel's house. She killed Daniel the same way and hung him next to Charity saying, "Now you can be together forever..." Lydia changed her name again. The news had nicknamed her 'The Heart Breaker' from how she killed her victims. She changed her name to Heart, wandering this earth alone and killing her victims. 
Appearance
Hair White
Eyes Silver/White
Height 5'6
Weight 101 Ibls
Race White
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Skill(s) Gymnastics, using a knife, playing with her victims
D.O.B August 4, 1998
Catchphrase "I'm only gonna Break you Heart..." ﻿
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Heavy Rain

He walked for as long as he could, but the rain became too much to bear. He found a tree and stood beneath it, waiting for a car.
Hours went by, and he was beginning to give up hope. It was a quiet road indeed that he found him on. The next town wasn't for miles, so he'd have to stay the night under this tree if he didn't find a ride.
Just as things were looking grim, he catches a light moving slowly towards him. He's saved!
Desperate for a ride, he jumps into the vehicle once it stops for him. Once in, he turned to the driver seat to say thanks, and only then did he realize then moving car had no driver. The rain was so heavy, he couldn't even hear the sound of the engine as the car slowly continued it's journey.
The lad was too scared to move, too afraid to jump out of the car and run. Seeing the car was coming to a sharp bend that lead down to dark water, he began to pray for his life. He was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into the river, where he would surely drown!
Right before the car made it to the bend, a shadowy hand reached in through the driver side window and turned the wheel, guiding the car around the bend, thus avoiding a wet demise for the lad. Just as silently, the hand disappeared through the window and the hitchhiker was alone again.
Paralyzed with fear, the lad watched the hand reappear every time they reached a bend. Finally, scared to near death, he'd had all he could take and jumped out of the car and ran towards the first town he could find.
Wet and in shock, he went into the nearest bar and told everybody about his supernatural experience. A silence enveloped the room and everybody got goosebumps when they realized the guy was telling the truth about the strange car and the ghostly hand that guided it on its way.
Just then, two men walked into the bar. They were dripping wet and as they took off their rain gear, they looked around the room. Their eyes came to rest on the hitchhiker. They pointed at him ominously, and he feared they were ghosts come to get him.
"Look!" said one of the men, "There's the idiot who jumped into our car when we were pushing it in the rain."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Ghoooosts
Hefty

Anyone who has played Team Fortress 2 knows about the Heavy, even those who haven't played the game will of likely seen this character due to the innumerable memes that spawned on the internet surrounding Heavy and the other main classes of the game.
One Heavy you won't of heard about however is Hefty - this is because most who see Hefty are driven insane or break into uncontrollable anger, often resulting in them being taken into care or disappearing without a trace.
Due to this the stories of Hefty are often found in the form of screenshots, text files or the occasional garbled message on a mobile - common themes are "Hefty is coming" and "Hefty doesn't like you".
Dismissed as a hoax by authorities these bits and pieces slowly piece together a disturbing phenomena, one in which people are transported into a seemingly empty Team Fortress zone with the graphics badly distorted, the colors often reported to be inverted.
Trying to exit the zone is impossible and a feeling of dread overwhelms them, they experience a sensation of footsteps in the real-world and often grow more paranoid - telling of fears that someone had broken into their home, the game refusing to turn off.
The zone then plays horrible sounds akin to men and women weeping in despair, at this point many of the messages become garbled - as the victims seem to lose all sense of reality and can no longer fully function.
It is then Hefty appears, a close-up image of a Heavy, staring at the screen and inverted like the rest of the zone - at this point the messages end completely. The victims are often found by friends or family, at which point authorities are called... though some stories say a victim's family has entered a room, hearing cries of horror, only to find them completely gone...
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Shortpasta
Heinz's Dreams

Heinz could also dream, he dreams of an old man with iced tea in his hand and sunglasses.
Heinz always walked through a stupid and illogical dark corridor with scraps of paper hanging on the doors, the reason for this is simple, small children play Slenderman, but nobody told them that Slenderman no longer collects scraps of paper.
A door with a note from Chuck Norris looked particularly dangerous, but Heinz had to go through it, the door smelled of orange juice.
A light went on in the room and he could see a stage. And then came the legendary Peter Steiner.
"Hello, my son, I'll sing you a song to strengthen you mentally!"
Heinz woke up in his bed smelling of orange juice and realized one thing.
His pants were wet.
==Heinz Träume (Original German Version)==
Heinz kann auch träumen, er träumt von einem alten Mann mit Eistee in der Hand und Sonnenbrille.
Heinz lief immer durch  einen bescheuerten und unlogischen dunklen Gang an dessen Türen Papierfetzen hängen, der Grund dafür ist simpel, kleine Kinder spielen Slenderman, dass Slenderman aber keine Papierfetzen mehr sammelt, hat ihnen niemand mitgeteilt.
Eine Tür mit einem Fetzen von Chuck Norris sah besonders gefährlich aus, Heinz musste aber durchgehen, die Tür roch nach Orangensaft.
Im Raum ging ein Licht an und eine Bühne erschien. Und dann kam der Legendäre Peter Steiner.
"Hallo, mein Sohn ich singe dir ein Lied vor, um dich geistig zu stärken!" 
Heinz wachte auf in seinem nach Orangensaft stinkendem Bett und merkte eins.
Seine Hose war nass.
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Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
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Hell

Story text copied from Oriental Humor by R. H. Blyth
Published by the Hokuseido Press
1959
A very ugly woman died suddenly after a quarrel caused by jealousy and went to Hell. She wished to become a ghost to haunt her husband and asked Yama, the King of Hell, to this effect. Yama looked at her and grumbled at her, saying, "You are so ugly that I cannot allow you to be a ghost." The devil attending her pulled her by the sleeve and whispered, "Ask to be a goblin."
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Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Hell Bird

Hell Bird, Hell Bird,
I don't know if you've heard
Hell Bird, Hell Bird,
The most horrific word
It sounds like a bell was rung,
As it's eats your tongue
Hell, Hell Bird,
Nothing as absurd
Hell Bird, Hell Bird,
The most horrific word
Sounds like fire in flight,
It'll make you lose your sight
Hell Bird, Hell Bird,
It avoids corn
Hell Bird, Hell Bird,
1000 HAVE NOW BEEN BORN.
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Animulz
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Beings
Category:Shortpasta
Hell Stick

It's a normal day in Kinkuru, Beatrice and Daniel got their things and go into the hotel room, Their Mom and Dad comming in and ask if they have everything.
- OMG! I FORGOTTEN MY GAME BOY! Daniel Screamed all over the hotel.
- And you suppose to be my big brother? Beatrice Said.
- Then im sorry!
- OK Kids, now it's time to go out to the park! Dad Said
- Shut Up Fucktard! Daniel Said, Im not a little kid anymore!
- What's with you now?
- Um, Nothing. Daniel runned to the backyard and eated his Ice cream.
At 11 AM. It was really hot outside, Beatrice was going to go to the shopping center and buy some clothes.
- OH, I LOVE TO HAVE THIS! Beatrice LOVED creepypasta so she buyed a t-shirt with Slender man on it. Then Beatrice was done she was about to go out of the shopping center until she sawed a guy comming near her, then the guy said.
- Well, well, who do we have here?
- Do i now you? Beatrice was about to run away from him but the guy stopped her.
- You don't now me, But i now your name is Beatrice! The guy said.
- HOW DO YOU NOW THAT?!?
- I now your mom, Marie.
- ... Beatrice was really shocked and asked what he wanted!
- I wondered if you want to buy this doll, it's named Sussane but i don't now if you want it...
Beatrice thinked the doll was really scary becouse it was covered with fake blood and it was grey and the face was gone, and she had horns! Beatrice desided to buy it before the Shopping Centrum closed. She payed 20$ and runned away with the doll in her arms.
When she came hom the clock was 2 PM, OMG! Everyone already sleep! Beatrice goes to her bed and falled asleep really fast...
~Dream Land~
She's sawed a horse really far away from her, she was about to run to it but when she run she notised that she's didn't moved. She sawed a mirror and looked in it, She looked like....like......like.....Sussane! She did'nt have a face and haved horns! She died.
She's up at 4 PM and looked at her doll but when she notised none was home.
Then she herd a crying sound in the bathroom, she gotted whery scared but she's was going out of her bed and walked to the bathroom, there was Daniel, About to take suicide, He's face was ruined, in the bathtub their parents was, dead. Beatrice was about to make a run for it but then she sawed Sussane, holding a nife.
- My... Name.... is.... Sussane.... And....Im....The......Hell Stick!
That was the last thing Beatrice heard before she was stabbed by her brother Daniel.
- Na...na....na lale.
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Hell hath no fury

Just a warning If there is any bad grammar that is because I just got back from Sweeden
I am a former Navy SEAL and I can tell you nothing is scarier than war exept this story
One day I was driving home and I noticed something in the bushes moving. I parked my car unholsterd my gun
Cause im in America. I shouted "Whos there!?" there was no answer I then said "Dont worry Im with you"
I closed in on it and something jumped out looking like this.
It was the creepiest thing ever so much that I shot it four or five times.
Then my head pounded and I felt like I was being manipulated.
It told me to walk down the path. I saw many bodies I called the police.
When they arrived something like this was visible
nothing would be able to cure my pains.
Just then it jumped out and tore a Police officer apart
We shot it. It was futile.
I am the only survivor
A man jumped out and he had a gun. He tried to shoot but  a cop shot first.
He was put in hospital his face  a clear palet
coverd in blood he has no feel
exept for pain
he wants to show
he killed
he slaughtered
he only does what others do to him
this is what the dead feel
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Shortpasta
Hell isn't so bad

Hell isn't so bad, well of course theres the hole eternal torture thing but besides that its actually kinda fun. It gives you a chance to meet new people like the other day I beat Hittler in cards (I caught him cheating). You also get to met up with some of your old family memebers and hell you get used to the ol' ball n' chain quickly. But there are a few rules I woulde like to point out.
1. Don't complain about not going to heaven, not like you had a chance to go there any ways
2. Don't make the big man down.
3. Never make the big man down.
4. Seriously never make the big man mad
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Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Hell neighbor 666, a love story

so i was playing help neighbor game and the neighbor from the game was on the title screen like he usually is. I waited and turned off my pc. So my name is jereeemy and i like whoreor games and my fsvortie is hello neighbor for the perosnal cpmputer system of family computers. I love hello brighbor so much but lile uhmmm abyways i was playing hello neighbor and it was normal and stuff :P 
and like, i uh saw the neig,bhore on ghe the title screen he said "jereemmmyyyy satan is here jeremy!!!" i was like holy shit no way.... he said back to me "yess!! kill yourself!" and then i giggled and blushed then i started the game and threw a box at the neighbor but my game was on act 3 all the grass was replaced with lava and i was in hell but the neighbor was lucifier and staan and the neighbor pinned me down and did unspeakable thingsm.... oiuguhhhh, , ,.,. 
666 devil satan appeared on screen and when i opened my eyes back up i did a silly lil dance and swuirted my beighbor juices everywhere dr theordore patricson said i cheesed my own asshole open i ripped off my shirt and played hello neighbor 3 but there was something wrong there was no hello neighbor 3 this was made vy satan himself i knew because i saw satan on the copyright
then after i was done playing hello neighbor i went back to sleep and i smiles and gigled and saw my beighbor in my dreams he had a snarl with blood and gore and guts and more gore and blood blood blood aaaahhh holy shitnit was so fucking scery you csnt even imagine how fucking scery it was. the neig wrapped his arms around me and said hello swetcheeks and i said get awya from me you pervert but then illiminati government Johnson took a shit on my fron lawnt. 
i woke.. i awoke from my maaaadd slumber and i decided oh hey time to discover allll the neighbor secrets in hello neighbor game butnthen i saw the neighbor in the flesh laying his egggs in the front lawn his asshole was stretching out real wide snd he was eating a maad maaaaaaad fucking pickle it was crunchy and munchy and delicious oh yeha fuck yrah i fucking love pickles i jerked off to this no i fucking didnt that was a fucking lie
i went over to mr neighbor and oicked him up he could be in my inventory he filled up my inventory uo with his fucking piece of hsit neighbor eggs and then i went into his house snd i saw a dead pregnant women 
the end!!!! :D
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Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.