Rodriguez Internet

is a lineup player for the Oxford Paws, and has been with the team since , Day 3. Internet has previous played for the Kansas City Breath Mints.
==Official League Record==
Internet joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with .
On , Day 13, Internet swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.
During the , Internet had their stats randomized as a result of the blessing.
During the , Internet was affected by the decree, which replaced them with an , randomizing their stats.
During the , Internet received the modification due to the passing of the decree.
During the , Internet received the modification as a result of the blessing.
During the Coffee Cup, Internet played for Royal PoS as a lineup player.
On , Day 11, Internet's defensive ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Nagomi Mcdaniel in a game with Blooddrain weather.
On , Day 65, Internet swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.
During the , Internet's batting was increased and pitching decreased as a result of the Breath Mints' will.
On , Day 5, Internet was in a game with Peanut weather by San Francisco Lovers player Pitching Machine. On , Day 49, Internet was freed from their shell by birds.
On , Day 91, Internet's modification was removed by The Meadow’s .
On , Day 28, Internet's allergy was cured by The Meadow’s .
During the , Internet gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 4, Internet retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Bright Zimmerman at the Kansas City FreshDome via the . On Day 56, Internet rejoined the Breath Mints' lineup in exchange for Zimmerman at the Kansas City FreshDome again via the Voicemail.
During the , Internet gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
Over the course of , Internet entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows 2 times as a result of Kansas City FreshDome Voicemail events, ending the season on the lineup.
During the , Internet gained the modifications and as a result of the Blessing.
On , Day 3, Internet joined the Oxford Paws following the incineration of the Breath Mints, avoiding incineration due to their Fire Eater modification.
==History==
Internet's perceivable form is constructed of several ASCII characters artfully pieced together into the shape of a very kind and talented Blaseball player. In his current form he appears stuck at only dial-up speeds, however, Kansas City's high speed fiber-optic internet may unlock his full potential.
As a personification of the internet itself, the playfully nicknamed "Rod.Net" is well known for his quick thinking and love of cat pictures. Some fans have reportedly seen him keeping a small plush cat on a keychain around his belt, though none can seem to agree as to what the cat looks like. When asked to present the keychain during interviews, Internet consistently laughs to themself before informing the reporter that the alleged feline is "a bit camera shy." 
Internet is also known to wear JNCO jeans, both in regular blue and a custom made mint green, which they swear are his secret to being a good player. More often than not, however, it's theorized that this leads to him getting caught stealing more than anything, though Internet has been yet to be seen tripping on their jeans in his day to day life. 
After Season 4, Internet was replaced by a doppleganger, nicknamed instead "Rod.Com". At a glance the two appear almost identical, but there are subtle differences between the two. 
Original Rodriguez Internet's walk-out music was "Spybreak!" by English electronic duo Propellerheads. Alternate reality Internet's preferred walk-up music is a 15 second unskippable ad. This new Internet always waits for the entire ad to be over before he starts swinging, often resulting in several strikes.
Alternate Internet likes to hand out cookies to fans between at-bats, and then obsessively checks on the status of said cookies throughout the game (and even at future games if he recognizes the fans).
===Abilities===
*Very good at recommending gift ideas (often unsolicited).
*Uses pop-up ads to deflect pop flys into his glove.
*Experiences lag while base-running, making him easier to tag out.
*His power increases based on how many fans like and subscribe.
==Chants==
*Rod.net! He’s the internet!
*Hot singles in your area! (after hitting a single)
*Rod.net/dinger (after hitting a home run)
*Beep boop, beep boop, Rod.com is in a loop!
==Fan Works==
===Audio===
*Rodriguez Internet (Is Repeating) by Ian McCowan (valrus on Discord)
===Fan Sites===
*IMROD.NET by Discord user Haman#1342
*Rod.Quest Part I: Shelledventure (text adventure game) by Discord user Haman#1342
===Videos===
*Rodriguez Internet is Repeating 🔁 Kansas City Breath Minutes by @rostilicious
===Gallery===
File:45RodriguezInternet.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Rod aol.jpg|One of Internet's early fan discs by HotSliceOfJesus
File:RODNET bugvsbug.png|ROD.NET pixel card by Discord user bugvsbug#7475
File:RodNet cara.png|Rod.net by @solphy
File:RodNet madi.jpg|Rodriguez Internet card by @breakurfall
File:RodriguezInternet 8loi88.jpg|Rodriguez Internet by @8loi88
File:Rod haman.png|Rodriguez Internet card by Discord user Haman#1342
File:Rodcom mike.png|"Rod.com" by Discord user MikeGronstal#0851
File:PolyRodBreath numbers.jpg|Low-poly Rod.Net by Discord user Numbersninja#7987
File:PolyRodDeath numbers.jpg|Low-poly Rod.Net (Death Mints skin) by Discord user Numbersninja#7987
File:HelgaRodTwooney sarah.jpg|Rodriguez, Helga, and Twooney by @witchinsage
File:Rod.nya gen.jpg|Rod.Nya by @nylongenesis
File:Rod.nya tofupoet.jpg|Rod.Nya by @colekenart
File:Rod.nya toasts.jpg|Sailor Scout Rod.Nya by @goatedtoasts
File:MagmaticRod sarah.jpg|Magmatic Rodriguez by @witchinsage
File:RodriguezInternetSprite insufferableoracle.png|Rod.net Sprite by @houston-spies
File:RodHew pen.jpg|Hewitt and Rodriguez by @fraymyst (@epipencils)
File:RodRepeating pen.png|Rod.net/repeating by @fraymyst (@epipencils)
File:Rod carter.png|Rod.net by @CarterRouth
File:INTERNETCONNECTED jaye.png|Internet Connected! by @gaymaul
File:Helga Washington and Rodriguez Internet.jpg|Helga Washington and Rodriguez Internet by Discord user graygrump#1829
File:Cyberpunk RodNet.png|Cyberpunk RodNet by @goatedtoasts
File:Rod and Leach, the last OGs.png|Rodriguez and Leach by @goatedtoasts
File:Rod.net slash repeating.jpg|Rod.net/repeating by Numbersninja
File:The Last Three.jpg|Leach, Hewitt, and Rodriguez by Numbersninja
File:Rod Chez.jpg|Rodriguez Internet on , Day 3 by @ChezForShire
File:Fireeater.png|Fire Eater by @gaymaul
File:Rodleach.png|Leach Ingram and Rodriguez Internet under Supernova Eclipse by @gaymaul
File:Rodblorbo gaymaul.png|Rodriguez by @gaymaul
File:Rodboxes gaymaul.png|Rod's Mods by @gaymaul
File:Rodbatter gaymaul.png|Rod Batting by @gaymaul
File:Rodfaces gaymaul.png|Internet by @gaymaul
Category:Original Players
Category:Nonhuman Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Category:Royal PoS
Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees
Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees For Discipline or Expansion Era