Arthur's Chicken Pox (episode)/Transcript

Arthur eats cereal at the breakfast table. His mom is on the phone.
Mrs. Read: ...fifteen kilograms of...
Arthur: It's a typical Monday morning in the Read house.
Kate: (cries) Mr. Read is cooking. D.W. searches a cupboard and throws pots and pans behind her.
Mrs. Read: ...my birthday was months ago, so I have no idea why or who...
Arthur: Sometimes I wish I lived in a quieter place.
D.W. marches through the kitchen banging two pot lids together. She is wearing a tutu.
D.W.: The circus is coming! The circus is coming! The circus is coming....
Arthur: Like the middle of the desert, or Mars, maybe. D.W. bangs the lids right next to his ear. Aah!
D.W.: Didn't you hear me? The circus is coming. In only six more days. She bangs the lids again. 
Mr. Read: All right. That's enough. He takes the lids away.
D.W.: But Dad! The circus is coming!
Mrs. Read: Just a minute, Carol. We heard you, honey. Several times
Arthur: It's not that I'm not excited about the circus, because it's really fun when we go.
Flashback: The Reads sit in a circus ring with many other people. A shadow falls on D.W.
D.W.: Hh! An elephant's trunk grabs her cotton candy and ice-cream. Aaaaaahh!!
~~~
The flashback ends. Arthur paints a picture of a circus elephant in in art class.
Arthur: It's just that the circus isn't until Saturday, and besides, I'm feeling a little funny.
~~~
Title Card: D.W. Chases Toad
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The kids are painting in art class. Binky uses his brush viciously.
Binky: (growls) Some red paint from Binky's brush falls on Buster's easel, where it forms an interesting comet shape.
Buster: Hh! Hey, thanks!
Muffy is painting a $1000 note. She notices that Sue Ellen is painting blue trees.
Muffy: Miss Bryan, Sue Ellen is making her trees the wrong color! Miss Bryan comes over.
Sue Ellen: Oh.
Ms. Bryan: But these are lovely. It doesn't matter what colors you used.
Sue Ellen: (blows raspberry at Muffy)
Ms. Bryan: See? Arthur's elephants are blue.
Muffy: Hmph
Arthur has painted an elephant in a circus arena. It suddenly becomes animated and trumpets.
Arthur: Hh! The whole easel turns into a blue elephant. Aaah! The elephant looks at him. Oh, no. The elephant trumpets again. Aaah! He walks backwards and bumps into Francine. 
Francine: Oof. Watch it.
Arthur: B-blue elephant. Huh? The easel and painting look normal again.
~~~
Arthur lies on a stretcher in the nurse's room. The nurse shines a light on him.
Ms. Flynn: Now, What's all this about blue elephants? She puts a thermometer in Arthur's mouth.
Arthur: Hmph.
Francine, Muffy, Buster and Brain stand in the door.
Kids: (whsipering)
Francine: Are you sick?
Muffy: Is it contagious?
Buster: Did you throw up yet?
Ms. Flynn: She shushes everyone telling them its not their business mainly Muffy Don't you worry. With a little rest and quiet, you'll be good as new. Arthur smiles.
~~~
That afternoon, Arthur sits on the couch at home wearing pajams. He drinks apple juice and eats crackers while watching TV.
TV: The Bionic Bunny Show!
D.W.: I'm home! She comes in and stands in front of the TV. What's wrong with you?
Arthur: I'm sick.
D.W.: You don't look sick to me.
Arthur: Well, I feel sick. Move.
D.W.: Oh, I see. Big test tomorrow? Or did Binky threaten to crush you?
Arthur: For your information, I had to go to the nurse.
D.W.: Uh-uh, sure. She takes some of Arthur's crackers.
~~~
A while later, Arthur and D.W. sit side by side and watch TV.
T.V.: Call now and you too can own this genuine imitation leather cowbell! That's right.
Mrs. Read comes in with a tray for Arthur.
Mrs. Read: Huh?
T.V.: So pick up the phone, that what's right there on the couch! D.W. absentmindedly reaches for a toy phone beside her. Remember, it's not available in stores, supplies are limited, so call right now!
Mrs. Read: Hh! (sighs) She turns off the TV.
Arthur+D.W.: Mom!
Arthur: We were right in the middle!
D.W.: Five more minutes!
Arthur: It was just getting to the good part!
D.W.: Oh, Mom!
~~~
A short while later, Arthur eats from his tray on the couch, while D.W. sits at the dinner table.
D.W.: Why do I have to eat the table?
Mrs. Read: Because you're not sick. Mr. Read serves spinach.
D.W.: Blech! Spinach? She watches Arthur. How come Arthur doesn't have to eat spinach?
Mr.+Mrs. Read: Because he's sick!
D.W.: He's not! He's faking! (sticks out tongue at Arthur)
Arthur: (blows raspberry)
D.W.: (chuckles) Heh, heh. She tries to look innocent while her parents stare at her.
~~~
That night, Arthur lies in bed.
Arthur: (moans)
In his dream, a lady performs on a flying trapeze. Arthur realizes, that his bed is high up in a circus arena with the tightrope attached to it.
Arthur: Hey! He looks down. Hh!
Suddenly, the bed is gone and Arthur stands in front of the tightrope wearing a leotard.
Arthur: Whoa! An artist hands him a unicycle. What's this for?
Unicyclist: You ride it. From here, to there. He points to the other end of the tightrope.
D.W. comes wearing the tutu she wore earlier.
D.W.: Hurry up, I'm next!
Arthur: I don't feel so well.
D.W.: Go on, faker! Arthur rides onto the tightrope.
Audience: (gasps) Arthur falls.
Arthur: Aaaah!
Arthur wakes up. He is covered in red spots.
~~~
Arthur walks into the bathroom. A moment later, he runs out screaming.
Arthur: Aaaah! He runs into his room and hides under the blanket. His parents come in with D.W. and Kate.
Mrs. Read: What is it?
Mr. Read: What's wrong?
D.W.: Arthur has polka dots!
Arthur: What's wrong with me? Mr. Read feels Arthur's forehead.
Mr. Read: It's chicken pox. D.W. feels Arthur's forehead.
D.W.: Do you get it from chickens?
Mr. Read: No, it's just a normal childhood illness. I had it, your mom had it.
Mrs. Read: I'll see if Grandma Thora can come over while we're at work. She knows all about chicken pox. D.W. looks delighted.
D.W.: Does this mean Arthur can't go to the circus?
Mrs. Read: Well, we'll have to see.
Arthur: What?!
Mrs. Read: I'm sorry, honey, but chicken pox is very contagious.
D.W.: Looks like you're not going any place for awhile. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you. She smiles and rubs her hands.
Arthur: (gulps)
~~~
The next day, Arthur reads in bed. Buster sits in the tree outside and throws a can with a string attached to it into the room.
Buster: Pick up the can!
Arthur: Buster, it's terrible! You have to save me!
Buster: Save you from the chicken pox?
Arthur: No, from... Hh. (gulps)
D.W. closes the window. She is wearing a nurse's costume.
D.W.: No talking. You're sick. Now sit back, young man, it's time to take your temperature. She holds an oversized toy thermometer.
Arthur: Mom! D.W.'s trying to take care of me, and... D.W. puts a thermometer in his mouth.
D.W.: Now lie still while I put on the galamine lotion. She rubs pink lotion on Arthur's chest.
Arthur: Don't! Don't, D.W.! Grandma Thora comes in.
Grandma Thora: Having fun?
D.W.: Hh! Grandma Thora, Arthur won't take his medicine!
Grandma Thora: You know, doctor, this is an especially difficult case. How about if I take over for awhile? Now, are you ready for something really special? Arthur smiles and nods.
~~~
D.W. puts oatmeal in the bathtub through a sieve. 
D.W.: Oatmeal? In the bathtub? Arthur sits in the tub holding a drink with a crazy straw.
Arthur: This feels great! He lies back and takes a sip. D.W. puts oatmeal in his drink. Cut it out!
D.W.: Hey! Grandma, Arthur's splashing me! And he's scratching, too!
Grandma Thora: I know it's hard, sweetie, but rule number one is no scratching. 
Arthur: (gulps)
Grandma Thora: You'll get an infection! 
D.W.: If you're a good little boy and don't scratch, I'll bring you a balloon from the circus.
Grandma Thora: I have a wonderful idea, D.W. Why don't you go to your room and draw a picture?
D.W.: I need to guard Arthur so he doesn't scratch.
Grandma Thora: I think we can trust him. She leads D.W. away.
Arthur: (annoyed sigh)
D.W.: Well, I don't.
~~~
When Arthur comes out of the bathroom D.W. watches him through binoculars.
D.W.: Hmm. She sees Arthur scratching and blows a shrill whistle. I saw! You scratched!
D.W. runs into the kitchen where Thora is preapring a bowl of ice-cream for Arthur.
D.W.: Grandma! Arthur scratched! I saw him!
Grandma Thora: That's nice.
D.W.: Aren't you going to punish him?
Grandma Thora: Well, sweetie, I think this will make Arthur feel much better. She holds a tray full of goodies.
D.W.: Grandma, when do I get to drink with the crazy straw?
Grandma Thora: You don't. It's covered with germs. Your lunch is over by the sink, D.W.
D.W. pushes up a chair so she can reach her tray. There is a sandwich and a mug without a straw.
D.W.: Hmph!
~~~
Arthur lies on the couch and looks at his reflection in a mirror while Thora rubs lotion on his back. D.W. sits on the couch end looking annoyed.
Grandma Thora: So I warned your father. I said 'You'd better get the car started, because this little baby is on it's way!'
D.W.: What little baby?
Grandma Thora: Arthur. This is about the night Arthur was born. Anyway, he never did get the car started, what with that busted carburetor, so I went in and called a taxi and, oh my, was I worried you'd be born right here in the kitchen!
D.W.: Where was I?
Grandma Thora: You weren't born yet, hon.
Arthur: (sighs)
D.W.: Hmm.
~~~
A short while later, Thora heats water and D.W. sits at the kitchen table.
D.W.: What about when I was born?
Grandma Thora: I think I was in Florida then.
D.W.: Can I have a back rub, too?
Grandma Thora: Maybe later. Right now, I'm busy making Arthur some tea. D.W. gets off the chair looking grumpy.
~~~
D.W. powders her face in the bathroom.
D.W.: (hums)
Meanwhile, Arthur and Thora watch TV.
D.W.: (moans)
Grandma Thora: (gasp) She turns off the TV. 
D.W.: I don't feel well. She comes down the stairs with red spots on her face.
Grandma Thora: Good heavens! You have them too.
D.W.: I need an oatmeal bath.
Grandma Thora: Of course, dear. She picks up D.W. and carries her upstairs. D.W. smiles.
D.W.: And some... juice? With a... a... a... crazy straw? (fake cough)
Grandma Thora: Absolutely.
~~~
A short while later, D.W. plays in the bathtub behind a shower curtain.
D.W.: (hums and laughs) Thora comes in with a cup and a crazy straw.
Grandma Thora: Are you all right in there?
D.W.: I... guess... so.
Grandma Thora: Well, I brought you some nice... (Gasp)! D.W.! What happened to all your spots?
D.W.: I got better?
Grandma Thora: (angered, realizing D.W. is faking it) Dora Winifred Read, I'm very disappointed in you!
D.W.: Oh. (bows head in shame)
~~~
That night, D.W. sits on her bed.
D.W.: Daddy, it's not fair. How come Arthur gets chicken pox and I don't?
Mr. Read: Honey, you're lucky you're not sick. Chicken pox isnt fun. He tucks her in.
D.W.: Yes it is! It's more fun than anything!
Mr. Read: More fun than the circus? More fun than elephants and cotton candy and ice-cream?
D.W.: Of course!
Mr. Read: Well, you have till tomorrow to decide. If you don't want to suffer through the circus, you can stay home with Arthur.
D.W.: (sniffs)
~~~
The next day, Buster is on the phone.
Buster: So, can you come to the circus?
Arthur sits on the couch next to Grandma Thora. There are less spots in his face.
Arthur: Just a minute!
Grandma Thora: Your spots are healing, and I don't see any new ones... no sign of a fever... Yes! I'd say all systems are go!
Arthur: Yes!
At the other end, Buster smiles.
~~~
D.W. comes into the kitchen where the parents are washing up. She is covered with spots again.
D.W.: I've decided I'm going to the circus.
Mr. Read: Attagirl! After all, how bad can it be?
Mrs. Read: (gasp)
Mr. Read: (gasp)
D.W.: I only wanted pox because I was jealous. Both parents try unsuccessfully to hide their laughter.
Mrs. Read: Oh, Honey, I know you want to go to the circus, but...
Mr. Read: You're being very grown up, sweetie, but, I'm afraid we have some bad news.
D.W.: What's so funny? She feels her face. Hh! She looks at her reflection in the toaaster. Spots!
Mrs. Read: Now D.W., I want you to be a big girl and... D.W. dances around the kitchen.
D.W.: I have chicken pox! I have my very own chicken pox! Spots, spots, spots! Spots, spots, spots! D.W. slides over the floor and knocks over Pal's dog dish. Look at me, Pal: spots!
Mrs. Read: She must be running a fever. D.W. runs up to Thora.
D.W.: Grandma, can I have all that stuff now? A tray and a bath and everything?
Grandma Thora: Strangest case I've ever seen. Okay, D.W., you want a bath, you've got it!
D.W. meets Arthur who is coming down the stairs.
D.W.: Arthur, Arthur, Arthur! Look at me. I have spots and you don't.
Arthur: But, D.W., you're gonna miss the circus!
D.W.: Who cares? The circus comes every year. But you only get chicken pox once! She runs up the stairs.
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