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4072: Service with a Weegee

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I read this comic and immediately thought of this joke. It's predictable, but I still think it's funny.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Here's your dinner, Garfield
Garfield: How about service with a smile?
{Suddenly, Jon transforms into a Weegee. Garfield looks horrified before he himself transforms into a Weegee as well}
Category:David van Muijden
Category:Video game references
4073: Word of Dog

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I will never understand meows, but that's not the point.
We have seen this big purple dog talk before in a couple of SRoMG strips (and possibly ), but this edit makes it clear that he's speaking instead of meowing. Besides, people don't usually think of "cat" as a language!
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Dog: I'm learning a second language
Dog {speaking}: I'm learning a second language
Dog: How was that?
Garfield: You just spoke your thoughts in the same language
Category:Redgreen
4075: Garfunk

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I woke up in a cold sweat and with rage logged into my computer and created this
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{first panel: Garfield is passed out on the floor}
{second panel: Garfield is passed out on the floor; a Bronze Age petrogylph dances insouciantly above him}
{third panel: Garfield is passed out on the floor}
Category:Duebers
4076: What DÃ©tente Actually Means

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==Explanation==
Sufficiently explained in the author's note.
==The author writes:==
Inspired by a forum discussion. Also included the accent above the "e" in dÃ©tente, since that seems to be the correct spelling according to my auto-correct software.
To explain for those who might not be familiar â€“ dÃ©tente is widely historically regarded as a period of thawing of relations between the United States and the Soviet Union, engaged by both leaders President Richard Nixon (and later, Jimmy Carter) and General Secretary Leonid Brezhnev. Its apogee occurred during the SALT (Strategic Arms Limitation Treaty) I and SALT II treaties, wherein both countries agreed to a reduction in nuclear warhead capabilities and quantities. The Soviet war in Afghanistan, sadly, brought an end to those treaties and thus to dÃ©tente, at least until Reagan and Gorbachev agreed to further treaties towards the end of the 1980s.
DÃ©tente did not originate with the Cold War; it was also used to describe attempts at diplomatic thawing in 1912 between Germany and France, and was also recently used in an attempt at improvement in diplomatic relations between the United States and North Korea, with President Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un meeting in Singapore (in both cases, they ultimately failed, but this is immaterial to the main point). What Jon and Garfield are doing in the original comic seems to be a demonstration of mutually-assured destruction, or rather deterrence, rather than dÃ©tente. Thereâ€™s no indication in the original comic that any diplomatic thawing occurred. This submission aims to mend this omission, while also providing a rather trivial history lesson.
And yes, I over-explained myself, because I think itâ€™s better to over-explain to the point of banality, rather than under-explain an inside joke and have nobody in the world get it.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon {showing off his squirting flower}: This is one of those squirting flowers
Garfield {showing off his clawing paw}: This is one of those clawing paws
Jon: Since we're both heavily armed, let's agree to strategic arms treaties
Garfield: Can you say dÃ©tente?
==Trivia==
This strip's title, transcript, and author's notes were all hit by mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; the original title, transcript, and author's notes are currently lost to the public due to this, although all but a few instances in the author's notes are implied to be easily fixable based on unaffected parts of the author's notes themselves.
Category:MadDogBV
Category:Real world references
Category:Mojibake
4077: Garfield Alignment Chart

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
When I initially got the idea for making an ordinary alignment chart, that most fundamental of memes, imagine my surprise when I saw it hadn't been done yet at all! I searched for "alignment", "grid", "lawful", "neutral", "chaotic", "dungeons", "dragons", just about any word associated with this and it hadn't been done. Well, never let a good meme go to waste so I've submitted one at last! (Or at least there's an editor note affixed pointing to where there is one on the site).
For those of you who may have your own ideas where members of the Garfield cast align, allow me to offer my reasoning.
*Liz is lawful good because being a vet she is looking out for the welfare of her patients as well as strictly enforcing her rules.
*Grandma is neutral good because she just cares about everyone disregarding all rules and norms, even to the point of giving up her own Thanksgiving to help Jon win the heart of the woman he loves.
*Odie is chaotic good because although dumb as a sack of hammers his heart is definitely in the right place.
*Jon is lawful neutral, trying his best to adhere to the master/pet paradigm even if he's too clueless to realize it's actually reversed.
*Lyman is neutral, so neutral in fact, he just gets dropped from the strip without explanation or warning because he provided nothing to the dynamic.
*Nermal is chaotic neutral, always throwing a monkey wrench in Garfield's life by his mere existence.
*Irma is lawful evil, and admittedly this was iffy for me, but I see her as running a business by her rules, even if those rules are nauseating.
*Garfield is neutral evil, in it only for himself, but not so stupid as to ever, say, kill Jon, otherwise he loses his meal ticket.
*Binky the Clown is chaotic evil, because hey, clown.
==Transcript==
Lawful Good: Liz Wilson "It's short for Lizard."
Neutral Good: Grandma Arbuckle "Ha ha! I remember when all we had was wood-burning cats!"
Chaotic Good: Odie "Bark!"
Lawful Neutral: Jon Arbuckle "Our only thought is to entertain you."
Neutral: Lyman "Don't look in Jon's basement."
Chaotic Neutral: Nermal "Of course the coffee and cigarettes don't hurt."
Lawful Evil: Irma "How you want your eggs, boys, too salty or too greasy?"
Neutral Evil: Garfield "Feed me."
Chaotic Evil: Binky the Clown "HEEEEEEEY, KIIIIIIIIIDS!!!!!!"
Category:Luke99
Category:No original strip
Category:Non-strip Garfield material
4078: The "Daisy-Stomping Cat" Comic with an Actual Daisy

==Explanation==
As the author's notes imply, this strip recolors the flower to better match the colors of more common daisies.
==The author writes:==
When the author's notes to SRoMG #3998 implied that the colorists made a huge mistake when they pointed out that the flower featured in this strip wasn't a daisy, I knew I had to step in and correct this grievous error.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is whistling off-screen}
Daisy: Oh, no! It's that daisy-stomping cat!
Daisy: And there's nowhere to hide!
{Garfield arrives and is surprised to find a daisy wearing Groucho Marx glasses. You wouldn't hit a flower with glasses, would you, Garfield?}
Category:Redhead64
4079: S.H.O.C.K.E.R. Conquers the Arbuckle House

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Based on the other comics in this meme, I decided to go the toku route. Please note that I'm using the version of Shocker that was used in Kamen Rider: The First, where it is an acronym for "Sacred Hegemony Of Cycle Kindred Evolutionary Realm".
S.H.O.C.K.E.R. Emblem source: http://kamen-riders.deviantart.com/art/SHOCKER-LOGO-2014-444139592
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Mouse {holding a flag with the Emblem of S.H.O.C.K.E.R.}: I declare this house to be the property of S.H.O.C.K.E.R.
{beat panel}
Jon: Garfield...
Garfield: Shh. Don't let them hear you. Just go to the phone, and call Takeshi Hongo, NOW!
Category:J.D. Sadler
Category:Television references
407: One Over Garfield: 4

==Explanation==
==The author writes==
2008-05-10, transformed with a reciprocal coordinate transform centred on Garfield's eyes.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: Whatever you do...
Garfield: Do it in moderation!
Garfield: I thank you!
Category:Henning Makholm
Category:Math-based comics
4080: SAILPLANE SUNDAY FUNNIES

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Oh, that Sailplane.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{The title panel reads SAILPLANE over the top of various images of sailplanes. None of which are the main character}
Jon: Sailplane, dinner time!
Jon: Come and get it, Sailplane
{From the right side of the panel Sailplane flies into view before landing next to his food dish three panels later. Jon is not impressed}
SFX: PERFECT LANDING!
Jon: You're not a Garfield, you know
Sailplane: Oh, shut up
Category:GreenCustard
4081: Garfield plus reversed mood

==Explanation==
In the original strip, Jon was unhappy about the light bulbs in his house having burned out, then cheered up when he found out he was the store's millionth customer, only to have his mood soured again upon returning home and realizing he forgot to buy new light bulbs.
For this version, Jon's eyes are edited in the first, second, fifth, and last panels, his "Darn it!" exclamations are replaced with "Great!", his "greatest moment of my life" line is changed to instead say "darnest", and the third and sixth panels are swapped. As a result, Jon is now inexplicably happy about his light bulbs burning out, and his mood is ruined by winning the millionth customer contest.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield and Jon are in the dark}
SFX: CLICK
Jon {cheerfully}: Great! And we're out of light bulbs! Let's go to the store, Garfield
Garfield: I'll start the car
{Jon and Garfield are in the car}
Jon {cheerfully}: What a great day! Could it be that I'm no longer a loser? Could it be that I am now a winner?!
{Confetti rains down as Jon enters the store}
Shopkeeper: Congratulations! You are our one millionth customer!
{Confetti and balloons continue to rain down}
Journalist: How does it feel to be Mr. One Million?!
Jon {wearily}: This is the darnest moment of my life!
{Jon and Garfield are in the car}
Jon {angrily}: Why do bad things always happen to me? I am such a loser!
{Jon and Garfield are in the dark}
SFX: Click
Jon {cheerful again}: Great!
Garfield: I'll start the car
Category:Reisen U. Inaba
Category:Joke reversal
4082: Fais de beaux rÃªves

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==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
A reconstruction of part of a dream I had. Lucky that today's Garfield was close enough to what I needed, though Jon didn't have a book in the dream.
Apparently Jon is a French expert on trans issues now.
Text from WikipÃ©dia.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{The strip is one panel and has dreamlike filters applied}
Jon {in a beret and moustache, holding a book, speaking to a lying-down Garfield}: La transidentitÃ© est le fait, pour une personne transgenre, d'avoir une identitÃ© de genre diffÃ©rente du sexe assignÃ© Ã la naissance, contrairement Ã une personne cisgenre.
==Trivia==
This strip's title, transcript, and author's notes were all hit by mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; the original title, transcript, and author's notes are currently lost to the public due to this.
Category:Fußmatte
Category:Mojibake
4083: Centigrodie & Fahrenfield

==Explanation==
In the original, Odie emitted an "Rrr" and Garfield replied with a "Ft". The author explains that he was originally going to interpret the "ft" as the imperial measure of "feet", and change Odie's dialogue into "m", short for the metric unit of "meters". This was discarded in favor of "C" and "F", short for "Celsius" or "Centigrade" and "Fahrenheit", respectively. As those are units of temperature rather than length and distance, they were favored in a comic about the heat.
The additional idea was to have Odie and Garfield give the high in Muncie on this comic's date in Celsius and Fahrenheit, again, respectively. But as numbers are somewhat rare in dialogue, he'd be looking a long time for them. The alternative, using the font, is something the author doesn't like doing much.
==The author writes:==
My original idea was to have Odie say "M" and leave Garfield's original line as it was, but felt this would be better.
I could've had Odie said 29 and Garfield say 84, but that would mean tracking down numbers. Or using the font.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon, Garfield, and Odie suffer from the heat, Jon in his chair, and Garfield and Odie on the floor by the window. None leave or change position throughout the strip}
Jon: Hot, hot, hot. It's hot out there
Jon: It's too hot to move. It's too hot to think. It's just too hot
{beat}
Odie: C
Garfield: F
Jon: Garfield! Odie!
Jon: Stop fighting
Category:Nyperold
4084: Saturday Morning Breakfast Garfield

==Explanation==
This strip essentially recreates a Garfield-themed Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal strip using actual Garfield assets.
==The author writes:==
I was quite frankly amazed that this prime example of Weird Garfield Fandom from the illustrious Zach Weinersmith had not yet been SRoMGed. May my humble offering be acceptable.
Original Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal strip: 2012-06-16.
Original strips: , , , , , , , , , .
==Transcript==
Garfield {eating lasagna}: Regret... it surrounds you, but like an invisible foe. When you look for it, you find emptiness. And yet, it remains.
Garfield {turning away from view}: Deficiencies can be fixed. Desires can be fulfilled. But regret... Regret is permanent. Inoperable.
Garfield {close to camera, looking exhausted}: But I realized the truth. Regret can't hide if I envelop it. If I encompass it in my body.
Garfield {eating lasagna, mouth a massive void}: Yes, I love lasagna. But not for the taste, for I only taste shame. Not for the satiation, for in this world of shadows there is no satiety.
Garfield {wide, pained grimace}: If I can only grow to the size of the universe, I will contain space and time. What's been and what's to be will exist as one in the chaotic architecture of my leviathan body.
Garfield {drooping, in silhouette}: And when past becomes present, I will reach across the gulf of time and grip that one awful moment, and I will say "I'M SORRY. I'm sorry, and I love you."
{Panels of Garfield swallowing lasagna, undergoing a mental breakdown and sinking into a deep survivors' guilt-induced depression}
Garfield {depressed}: I hate Mondays.
Garfield {outside of frame}: Monday is the day I could have saved him.
{A portrait of Odie is revealed, and we realize Garfield is in mourning for his one true love, blaming himself for the awful moment where he lost that which he didn't even know he needed}
Category:Isaac Gantwerk Mayer
Category:Webcomic references
4085: Garfield But Made Slightly Darker

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon is in bed, Garfield is sitting on top of him, grinning broadly}
{Jon looks up at Garfield}
Jon: Oh great
Jon: Garfield killed something again
{Garfield continues to [very uncomfortably] grin broadly at Jon}
Category:booknut
4086: Chlorofield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
In SRoMG #3743 the author asks whether the original Garfield strip could be made any more dark than it already is. This can in fact be done, by making the use of chloroform more direct rather than a hinted possibility. While Garfield's personality is lightened, Jon's becomes far more concerning.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: I'm looking for just the right cologne
Jon: That, coupled with chloroform, will render women helpless
Garfield: Maybe try your personality first
Category:Levellass
4087: Drilfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I saw the original Garfield strip in a newspaper when I was 9, and it somehow jumped to the front of my mind when I saw the dril tweet a decade later.
In the original strip Garfield was saying "How'd you know what I wanted?" in the last panel. I was seriously considering leaving that in. In the end I took it out, leaving a surreal hands-in-air gesture that my GIMP skills are not strong enough to remove.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{In this comic Jon has the face of popular account Twitter user dril}
Jon: setting up your own yahoo account is easy! you just click here, and he..
SFX: click
Jon: oh no.
Jon: I just sent 60,000 pictures of my ass to my boss's daughter
Category:tbodt
Category:Drilfield strips
4088: Natal Frame

==Explanation==
This strip was indeed published on Jim Davis's 75th birthday.
==The author writes:==
All in all, this works better than I thought it would.
I know this is technically a 'pudding pops' strip, but it's timely.
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield: 2010-09-09.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon {reading newspaper}: The world is constantly changing
Text: For example, Happy 75th, Mr. Davis!
Garfield {worriedly looks at paper}: They haven't stopped making frozen pudding pops, have they?
Category:AlvinHB
Category:Real world references
4089: Garfield in 2053, Justified

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
This "Garfield in 2053" strip was inspired by the r/bonehurtingjuice subreddit.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is sitting at The Ledge, like usual}
Garfield: I think something was in that last bowl of cat food I ate
Garfield: My whole body is paralyzed. I can't even move my facial muscles
Garfield: HELP!
Category:SonicLover
Category:Internet references
408: Erasure

==Explanation==
In the original, Jon was drawing faces on the pillows. Here, there already were faces on the pillows, and Jon was erasing them.
==The author writes==
This time, Jon must have been REALLY bored...
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: I am so bored.
Jon: I'm erasing faces off all the pillows!
Garfield: And Jon is so lonely.
Category:Nottoostupid
Category:Joke reversal
4091: My Name is Talking Tabby

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Would you believe me if I told you it took me two minutes to randomly come up with this strip, then make it in MSPaint?
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon tenses up in surprise as a voice yells from another room}
???: Reach for the sky...
{Jon turns to the reader, trying to better identify the sound}
???: This town ain't big enough for the two of us...
{Jon enters the next room, aggressively looking around for the source of the sound. Garfield stands in silence, holding an empty bowl}
{Jon leaves in quiet worry, ignoring Garfield entirely}
{Garfield proceeds to yank on a hidden pullstring on his bowl}
Bowl: Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!
Garfield {to the reader; smiling}: I love this thing
Category:Crazy56U
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Film references
4092: Mister Garfield's Neighborhood

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
After seeing the original strip, this idea quickly flew into my head. Also, did anyone watch Mister Rogers' Neighborhood in their childhood...?
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield is laying down}
{Jon comes onscreen to tell Garfield that...}
Jon: It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
{Jon leaves}
Garfield: Keep me posted
Category:ChillyBeanBAM
Category:Television references
4093: Dream A Little Dream

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Sometimes I wonder why I ship these two. Maybe it's nostalgia or just plain insanity. But I still hold out hope that Davis will give these two a happy ending (she said as if he'd ever let this cash cow end).
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Arlene: Do you ever dream about me, Garfield?
Garfield: Let me check
{Garfield immediately falls asleep and remembers dreaming of romping through a field of flowers with multiple Arlenes}
Garfield: Z
Garfield: There was that one time in 1984
{Arlene is unimpressed}
Category:Garlene1987
4094: I THOUGHT IT WAS A MIRROR!!!

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I tried to mirror a strip with a Python program, but I forgot to multiply something, so this came out. The title is a quote from Lasagna Cat I think. I might be misquoting.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{A greyscale strip. There is a band of dark gray near the edge of the strip, some lighter grey, more sparse bands in a couple of groups, then a darker band again, about where the panel boundary between the first and second panel would be, then it gets to the middle, and the strip is mirrored back}
Category:Destructible Watermelon
Category:Internet references
4095: THE FACE PAINTING STRIKES BACK!

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
After when Garfield was bored to watch Nick Jr. on TV, Face gets his revenge again on him!
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon comes holding a painting in his hands, Odie watching out the window}
{Jon puts the painting on the wall}
{Odie disappears and he and the painting turn into Face from Nick Jr., shocking Garfield}
Category:MaisieMacKenzieFan2000
Category:Television references
4096: Garfield The Statistical Anomaly

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
You know what they say: Calculus jokes are too derivative, trigonometric jokes are too graphic, algebraic jokes are too formulaic, but the occasional statistics joke can be an outlier.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon {reading a book}: New book, Garfield
Jon {still reading}: It's called "Normal Pets"
Jon: You're six standard deviations out from median
Garfield: Well, at least it doesn't say I'm mean
Category:Lubaf
4097: Life was beautiful then

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon {giving a thumbs up}: I found Cats to be a touching film with great singing
Garfield {giving a thumbs down}: It made me want to scratch out my eyes and ears
Jon: I think we should get new roommates
Garfield: Why couldn't we have watched a happy movie like Old Yeller?
Category:Simon Winters
Category:Film references
Category:Jabs
4098: Test

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Liz: Jon, I just took a pregnancy test and it turns out to be-
Jon: WHAT?!
Jon {severely shocked}: OH MY GOD!
Liz {shouting after him}: Negative!
Garfield {thinking loudly after him}: Stop going through your old baby clothes!
Category:jonsoverdose
4099: Garfamily Guy

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I would like to give a quick shout-out to Barack Obama!
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Jon: Whoa! Look at that!
Jon: What in the world is that, Garfield?!
Jon: Hey, Liz! C'mere and look at this!
Liz: What?
Jon: In the sky...What is that thing?
{Peter Griffin in the Petercopter is flying outside}
Category:Elephantflies
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Television references
409: Remote

==Explanation==
The first two panels are from the 2001 strip, where Garfield would remark that lethargy expands your horizons. The final panel is from the 2004 strip, in which the show Garfield is watching speculates that it might be the greatest in the history of television.
Mashed together, it seems like Garfield thinks that the Norwegian flowerpot documentary is no match for his broken remote.
==The author writes==
Another single panel changed Garfield. The result is rather nonsensical, but I like it nonetheless.
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Garfield: The remote is broken.
SFX: click click
Garfield: And I'm watching "The History of Norwegian Flowerpots".
Garfield: But it's still no match for my might remote!
SFX: click
Category:DanielBT