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Great white shark

The great white shark known by me as "one cool fucker" – and by some nerds called "scientists" as "Carcharodon carcharias" – is a cool-ass fish that exists because some drunk scientists shrank a megalodon, went into the character customization screen, and made a few cool edits before dumping it in the ocean as it ate all the wildlife and made seals go extinct. They got so happy that one of the scientists in the group told one of the other scientists to "KYS" (keep yourself safe) and the scientists walked outside and pulled down his pants and his nards got hit by a car and he died five minutes later due to aggressive blood loss out his pp :(
==As a pet==
Scientists will tell you that you can't have a shark on land as a pet because they can't breathe out of water but scientists can go get fucked!
Get off your chair right now and grab a great white shark out of the water, then buy a lead and walk it around.
This is a motherfucking threat!
Nothing bad will happen and you'll find out dogs are actually exactly like great white sharks as your shark will swim a few meters off the ground and will wag its tail and bark! Don't put your hands near its mouth, though.
==Appearance==
Basically this shark has a huge ass nose for sniffing shit and three rows of teeth on the top and bottom layer for killing any prey it wants. Except for killer whales and humans unless the great white shark your talking about is Jaws. In the real world that shark is fucked tho.
It has been found that the female sharks can grow bigger than male sharks. This is because nature is sexist and you need to cope bozo.
It's not well known, but great white sharks are actually console gamers so they made their head the controller and it has working vibrations that are known as "electromagnetic fields" by the aforementioned nerds called scientists from before.
This shark can also bite pretty hard so stop being a dumbass and get your fingers out of that fucker's mouth!
I literally told you to not put your fingers near the sharks.
<sigh> Kids these days ...
Anyways, these sharks can also jump out of the water to catch prey and it looks pretty sick! this is known as breaching and is a special ability you can unlock from the skill tree at level 14.
==How to survive a shark attack==
When in the water and you see a shark, stop worrying you fuckin' sissy – worst case scenario you die. Just sit there and hopefully the shark will find you too boring and will just decide to go away. If you have a happy meal you can feed it to the shark to deter it and contribute to pollution as the shark drops its happy meal at its ass.
Category:Sharks
Category:Fish
Category:Underwater creatures
Category:Big Things
Category:Things that are definitely out to get you
Greater Good

Sometimes, when a community faces problems, the leaders of said community may have to make tough choices in the name of something often referred to as the Greater Good. Despite numerous attempts by social behaviourists, Ph.Ds and various linguists, researchers, clerics and scientists, no-one has been able to quite determine what the concept of Greater Good entails. Some have suggested that only political leaders are allowed such information after an initiation to the fifth level of leadership in the Political Order of Rambling Nimrods (P.O.R.N.)
== Definition of Greater Good ==
In order for something to happen in the name of Greater Good, it is often considered to be imperative, that something rather unpleasant and often quite lethal will happen to someone in order for the Greater Good clause in the obscure P.O.R.N. leadership manual to take effect. Though numerous attempts have been made to obtain such a manual for research purposes, only random pages on completely unrelated topics such as "Press Statement Templates When Caught With Your Pants Down With The Office Intern for Dummies" and "How To: Funding Wars At The Expense Of Education" which though it does come close, can not be considered to be technically in the best interests of the Greater Good, but in the interests of the Weapons Industry, War Mongers and Just About Everyone But School Children.
== History of the Greater Good ==
One of the first recorded cases of a leader having to make a tough call in the name of Greater Good was during the Great Biblical Flood in (insert appropriate year here) when Noah chose to strike dinosaurs off the passenger list in fear of the Triceratops poking a hole in the hull of the Ark. Noah has repeatedly been told off since then for the extinction of one of the few creatures that can be considered to be suitable pets for allergic children. 
Geneticists are attempting to recreate dinosaurs in the hopes of gaining their own niche in the pet market. The most recent of these experiments on Isla Nubar was deemed a moderate success. So in the overall view, Noah decision may yet prove to be a profitable one for the genetic engineering community.
== Motivations for decisions in the name of Greater Good ==
* "It is for the greater good" ~Everyone
* "It means that I'll have oxygen for ten more minutes" ~Famous Astronaut's last words
* "It was to stop him from continually humping the toy penguin..." -Dog owner on neutering the dog
* "The Force was not strong with him. Now, Admiral #458, let's go destroy the rebels..." ~Darth Vader
* "...I'm not sure where Osama is, so let's bomb that green blotch on the map next..." ~President Bush
==See Also==
*Scary
*Good
*Bad
*Ugly
Category:Philosophy
Greek fire

Greek fire is just the element cheddar, which is highly unstable at room temperature and will ignite spontaneously on contact with bacon bits, Jimbo Wales, or a fine Australian flange.
 
==Discovery==
The element now known as cheddar was not discovered by the Greeks, but rather by a Mexican named Señor Allornoting. Allornoting, a general in the army of Pancho Villosa, decided it would be funny to replace the goat meat in enchiladas with cheddar and then throw the explosive enchiladas at his foe-du-jour, some inscrutable Orientals from across the Yellow Sea. 
The use of Greek fire in modern warfare can be observed in movies like Revenge of the Pink Panther, Apocalypse Now: Debbie Does Saigon, and Porkies II. Of course these are only movies, so when we say "can be observed" we mean that some special-effects fruits put together some fireworks that vaguely resemble Greek fire. It ain't real.
==Properties==
What makes Greek Fire so Greek? We don't know—it's not feta, after all, it's cheddar. And it does not go all that well with ouzo. 
But it will burn as long as whatever it is burning has oxygen or chili peppers. One thing you can use to put it out with is your tongue, but that's about all. It's great for puncturing tires. Here's what you do: you take fifteen pounds of grated cheddar and your friend's car, and put them both in a volcano. Wait for the volcano to erupt. BLAM! The tires will be punctured.
You can also use it to burn through random miscellaneous garbage such as concrete rubble, Packard-Bell computers, or Adam Sandler. If you need some Greek fire you can extract it from one of those under water flares, the kind that ignite when you pull the cap off. Those things are loaded with chedddar.
Cheddar is highly dangerous though, just like pure brie, which we also love. It should be handled with extreme care. Please see Cher for more details.
Note: If you get Greek fire on your skin, you will need to remove each burning piece of cheddar from yourself with tweezers. Otherwise it will burn a fricking hole through your arm, the floor, the Earth's crust, the fabric of spacetime itself, your mom, and end up destroying the universe. 
Category:Chemistry
Category:Greece
Category:Fire
Category:Weapons
Green Ketchup

Heinz Green Ketchup is a 'special' brand of tomato sauce launched in the United States in 2000. Marketed as Heinz 'Special' ketchup under the slogan Heinz's 420th variety, the brand proved particularly popular amongst the student and senior citizen populations, selling around twelve or thirteen bottles within the first week of production.
Warning: if your normal red ketchup has become green, this means that it is not good for eating any more. Death may occur.
==Fate of the brand==
In recent times, Heinz Special ketchup has enjoyed popularity in many areas of the world, most notably Colombia, Cuba (where the 'Tomatanamera' brand of cigar was produced as an offshoot) and urban areas of Liverpool. 
However, it is currently outlawed in many countries as well as thirteen of the United States of America, where local governments are worried about addiction to the ketchup. The other, more sensible states realise that green ketchup can actually be a deterrent to petty crime by youths, mainly due to the fact they become 'sedated' by the sauce's ingredients and are unlikely to go very far or do very much except grin and stare at the wood chip.
On June 4, 2007, Heinz was temporarily deactivated by the FBI after the suspicion of cannabis use was confirmed. Heinz re-opened on July 19, 2007.
Green ketchup was originally created by David Wood, Coleford , who is currently in the process of producing purple mayonnaise.
==Heinz 'special' beans==
On the back of the ketchup's resounding success, Heinz implemented their new sauce on their famous baked beans in the United Kingdom. Sadly, just months after the product was introduced the project was scrapped, citing loss of profits. Some believe the real reason may be that citizens town of Wigan, where the Heinz factory is situated, became suspiciously lazy, paranoid and 'crazy', prompting the government to force an end to the project. Yet others argue this behaviour was actually not that different from usual for the residents of the town.
==Alternative naming==
* Marijuana sauce (from Italian alla marinara 'Jamaican style') is another term for a simple and generally quickly-made tomato sauce for pasta, chips, fish and pretty much anything, man.
* Special K due to it containing some Ketamine and Ketamine derivatives. These are nuclear wastes from nuclear powerplants.
* The Green Gravy is another term used by Italians for green ketchup. Differs slightly from marijuana sauce in that it contains 'added special salt'.
* The Big Bhang is the Indian variant of the sauce.
* Green chocolate. Slang term given to the sauce in its hardened form, which resembles chocolate in its shape.
* Pure Greeness is the term for green stuff
==See also==
* 'The Sauce'
* Green Eggs and Ham
==External Links==
* Ketchup is useless
* Ketchupophobia
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Greensleeves

Greensleeves is a horrific flesh-eating disease commonly found in the rain forests and jungles of South America and the hospital wards of Britain.
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==History==
Greeniousus Sleevitivus was first discovered by Admiral and all round top chap Horatio 'Da Bomb' Nelson during his renowned trek through Nepal in 1815. When one of his motley crew of followers contacted the disease, Nelson physically carried the man all the way back to London and delivered him to St. John Hogmany-Beaumont's Hospital. Even when hospital staff told Nelson the man had been dead at least seven months he refused to give up, shouting "I know CPR!" before leaping upon the body (without even washing his hands) and committing acts that one witness described as "Most peculiar and un-Godly". Another claimed it was "Fuckin' twisted, man". Nelson died soon afterwards.
==Cause and Sympotms==
The original source of the disease is thought to be a bite from the Lesser Spotted Nepalese Leper. Once contracted, the disease can be spread through the air, and also according to the US government, through Communism and all that jazz.
Symptoms start with an odd green tinge to the arms before the flesh literally melts away, the eyes pop and hair grows to an extreme length. No one really knows what goes on inside the head of the victim at this stage, but one proffessor suggested 'Is this the way to Amarillo' by Tony Christie, due to the screams of pain of the victims.
==Prevention==
There is no known cure for Greensleeves, other than not catching it in the first place. In hospitals, only washing hands in the saliva of a gibbon can limit the spread, but no one really wants to do it. In 1990, the Kill all the Lepers act, which may have stopped the disease altogether, nearly went through the UN, only to be vetoed at the last minute. Government guidelines issued in the 70's and 80's suggested 'A quick headshot to advancing lepers' (leading to an unpopular British sitcom) would keep the disease at bay, but only until ammo ran out.
New fears are growing that terrorists will use the disease in a deadly WMD, or even send suicide lepers into the infidel countries.
==See also==
*Requestline
Category: Diseases
Greeny (terraria)

Greeny
In the world, we have seen many great people: Wesley Snipes, Ben Croshaw, Tony Jaa, and Chef. Somewhere, there exists a person who wants to entertain us and to ward off boredom. That person is Greeny.
== Origin ==
=== The Character ===
As you can see, Terraria has many representatives and Greeny is one of them. The point is, there cannot be too many things representing it. Created by no other than the Masters themselves on the release day, he is here to help people and to engage them in a captivating experience. You could hardly find him in the servers; just like the others, he exists as a Plushie.
=== The Plush ===
The plush of Greeny was made on the second quarter of 2012 as a product of hot indiscriminate sex between Vera Farmiga and Andrew Fletcher. No, Greeny didn't come out of Vera's womb. That's ridiculous. They got the plush made at a store in Topeka, Kansas.
== Personality ==
Unlike Boris, Greeny isn't as likely to socialize. You could say that he's shy. However, his social standing is one of the best in his class. He's a bit more crazy than the other guys, maybe a bit manic. Nontheless, he's pretty fun to hang out with.
=== Interests & Hobbies ===
Whenever he has free time, Greeny likes masturbating to hot actresses. Other times, he'll partake in some kitten huffing. There has some speculation as to how his oddball personality came from his frequent bouts of masturbation. Clearly they didn't read this article.
=== Travel ===
Greeny is infamous for traveling to other realms. For instance, here's an excerpt from one of his trips:
== Lawsuit ==
Sometime on January 2013, the Masters were sued by Brian Kendall on account of Greeny infringing upon his famous work- The Demented Cartoon Movie due to him uttering the Zeeky words like they were his own creation. Although they had a bit of a hard time getting a lawyer, they eventually won the case. Actually, he blew up the courthouse by uttering the words which didn't allow a court case.
== Greeny II ==
At some point in time, another group of people saw what was B.O.R.I.S. and they got jealous. Once again, they looked to something relating to Andrew's dream and constructed Greeny II. He wasn't meant to comepete against the Biomechanical Operative Receptionist Interceptor Stentorian due to his size (6 feet high, 4 feet wide, 100 times smaller than B.O.R.I.S.). These guys submitted their creation at a robotics competition, but they didn't earn first place though. When it got the news though...
Recent reports have gathered sight of this creation going on a rampage, injuring or possibly killing people by walking over them with great force. In the meantime, 130 were badly hurt and 37 others died. Of course, as the media states: "Smart= bad; Dumb= good." There's no doubt as to who this guy could be.
== Quotes ==
=== From the guy himself ===
=== From Other People ===
== See also ==
*Green
*Moss
*Deep Green
*Kiwi
*Green ink
*Green Ketchup
*Green monkeys
Category:Fictional characters Category:Mascots Category:Self-reference Category:Silly-billies
Grey squirrel

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The grey squirrel is a ruthless predator which was introduced to England in the 18th century and has almost entirely supplanted the indigenous red squirrel who have been forced to retreat to the Isle of Wight and live with David Icke.
There are many reasons why the grey squirrel has been so successful in its new habitat. Most obvious to the casual observer is its greater firepower; grey squirrels carry an AK-47 sub-machine gun as standard issue, while red squirrels carry only the old-fashioned Colt.45 six-shooter pistol. In addition, the grey squirrel's 20-mile teleportation range is far more tactically advantageous than the red squirrel's mere eight metres. Perhaps the grey squirrel's greatest advantage, though, is its ability to speak eleven different languages, combined with an advanced telecommunications infrastructure which enables it to share intelligence reports quickly and efficiently. 
In this way, the grey squirrel is gradually taking over the world. May Thor preserve us from this terrible fate.
==See Also==
*Red squirrel
Category:Mammals
Category:Squirrels
Category:Thieves
Griller Monsoon

== Grill Revolution ==
George Foreman had made billions and billions of currency units by selling his famous grill. He was sitting pretty. At the top of the tree. Numero Uno. And so on. That was until the arrival of the Griller Monsoon, the brainchild of ex-wrestler Gorilla Monsoon. He had been watching the success of Foreman's grill very carefully, planning to strike at any time with his own model. It was bigger, faster, hungrier, cleverer, Monsoonier and had that je ne sais quoi that Foreman's didn't: it had a pun. He released the Griller Monsoon to a shocked world and so began the infamous Grill War - nobody who had ever used a grill would be the same again.
== Grill War == 
George was not happy, oh no not happy at all, but Gorilla didn't care. His Griller Monsoon was officially named The Best Product Ever by Sir Robert Walpole and if you knew how much grilled meat Walpole ate you would know that was quite some recommendation. Foreman's response was drastic. He cried and cried and cried until his body was entirely dry of any liquid whatsoever. 
== The Summer of the BBQ ==
The Summer of the BBQ was one of the most damaging incidents to occur to the Griller. People turned their backs on the Griller and instead barbecued everything they could. Even Monsoon's good friend Cardinal Jesse Ventura was spotted hunched over one on his back patio. It was reportedly said that he 'didn't have time to bleed'. This had no relevance to the situation and confused a number of people, Monsoon included, and they haven't spoken since. That was probably the greatest tragedy of The Summer of the BBQ.
== The Grill of Your Life ==
Monsoon has enjoyed such success with his grill that even Donald Trump, that man famed for having no envy, indeed admits he has felt envy. He was recently honoured at the MTV European Music Awards though no-one really knew why and it's been suggested that Justin Timberlake should have won Best Male instead of Monsoon. It is rumoured that Monsoon will soon release the Fryer Monsoon; however, it sounds so awful I doubt it will happen. I mean, that's not even a joke. Fryer Monsoon? I don't get it.
==See Also==
*Food
*Cooking
*Meat
Category: Invention
Grimace Shake

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The Grimace Shake is a milkshake inspired by one of McDonald's characters, Grimace. It was made as one of Grimace's birthday gifts, along with a choice of a Big Mac or 10-piece Chicken McNuggets. However, it inevitably caused several deaths due to the ingredients inside of it. Because it was so dangerous, McDonald's decided to pull it from its menu. However, because of it's popularity, it might make a comeback in the future, with the ingredients modified.
Although, let's be real, the FDA is going to sue Grimace for making a poisonous drink.
== How to make the Grimace Shake ==
You'll need
* Several pounds of berries
* Purple food dye
* Crack
* Poison
* Whipped cream on top
* McDonald's leftovers
* A Big Mac
* 10 pieces of Chicken McNuggets
* Any size of fries
Step 1: Combine the above ingredients in a blender.
Step 2: Pour it in a milkshake cup.
Step 3: Add some more whipped cream on top.
Step 4: This is actually optional but you can decorate it however you like. Bonus points if you add a purple silly straw and purple toppings.
Step 5: Enjoy! We're not responsible for any deaths.
== Deaths ==
After McDonald's introduced the Grimace Shake to the world, it ended up causing millions of deaths in the US. Other countries decided to make alternatives to the Grimace Shake, in which all of them were non-lethal. This became a concerning point for McDonald's, as they had a choice whether to still sell the shake or discontinue it entirely. Eventually, they chose the latter. Although it might come back next year. Or will it?
== See also ==
* You Are Dead
Category:McDonald's
Category:Drinks
Category:Purple
Category:Tasteless
Category:Poison
Category:Things That Will Kill You
Category:Brainrot
Category:Internet memes
Grolsch

Grolsch is The King of Twente in the East of Holland. In this region all the people worship King Grolsch except losers who prefer to worship the inhabitants of Heineken (puking). One of the most regular worshippers were the members of Grolsch Royce. Until 2006 they were an example for Twente and the people of Noord-Deurningen. In 2006 they committed a group suicide after they lost a Grolsch-drinking contest from Infusix. King Grolsch is also known as 'Gold uut Grolle'.
==Attack==
This is the King had almost been killed in an attack at one of his palace's. On 13 mei 2000 a rival Kingdom tried to bring down King Grolsch. Some people suspect the dictator of the republic of Bavaria, in Dutch also pronounced as 'Bah-varia', and of course because he stinks!
In the town of Enschede they turned off a bom made of fireworks. 22 people died and King Grolsch was seriously injured. But after a well recovery he came out better than ever. He build a total new palace being the most advanced palace of the world in town nearby Enschede, called Boekelo, were he lives happilly ever after.
==Family==
The King has a big family. One of his brothers is named "het kanon" (the cannon) and his sister is called "Blond of Mietje" (Blond or Sissy). His family also extends to the United Kingdom and includes the infamous twins Matt and Luke Goss a.k.a Bros. Also there is George Bush, who regurlarly spikes his Grolsch for fun
==History==
King Grolsch was born in 1615 in al little town called Groenlo (Greenloooo) and his kingdom was very small. During the years he expanded his power throughthe region. In the twentieth century he wanted to expand his kingdom throughout the kingdom of the Netherlands. Therefore, he came with a famous saying: 'Vakmanschap is Meesterschap'(craftsmanship is mastery).
==Invention==
King Grolsch is a very smart man. He invented a bottle for people who are too lame to buy a bottle-opener. This is called "de beugel" (the brace). Orthodontists have to thank the King for this invention otherwise they were unemployed. The invention is now used by beer drinkers. King Grolsch wants to dissociate his kingdom of these stupid people! In his opinion drinking beer harms the society and should be forbidden.
==External links==
* Typical day in Grolsch
* Royal Servant of King Grolsch
Category:Countries