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Umbrella Jab Dance

An Umbrella Jab Dance is one of the four major schools of modern dance in Mediocre Britain today (along with the Charleston, the Funky Chicken, and the Vomit In The Pub Toilet After Five Pints). 
==History==
The Umbrella Jab Dance has its roots in the Austro-Hungarian folk tradition, primary exponents being the cult of Franz Ferdinand, but it reached its highest expression in the 1970s in Great Britain. The undisputed master of the UJD is John Cleese; it is, admittedly, less well-known than his epic Ring Cycle of Silly Walks, but is much appreciated by the cognoscenti. His remarkably prehensile lower limbs showed the way forward towards a far greater range of possible umbrella thrusts achievable without severe groinal trauma. 
Many of his techniques were later reprised by music-hall showman Aphex Twin, in the cinematographic reel accompanying his ode to comparison shopping, Windowlicker.
==Main Techniques==
Masters of the UJD have three major techniques;
*the It's A Bit Parky Out, I'll Take A Brolly
*the Phallic Substitution
*the Georgi Markov
The latter is classified as a Weapon of Mass Destruction, particularly if the bearer is also carrying Tilda Rice - unless, of course, it is being performed on Condoleeza. It is commonly accepted that there are clear parallels in many of these with Morrissey Dancing: in particular, the Umbrella Jab is well-known to act as a profound aphrodisiac for women of a certain age, and great care should be taken during May not to cause unnecessary inflammation.
==Equipment==
True masters scorn the folding umbrella; it must be long, and pointy, and black. The umbrella, however, can be any colour.
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Umbreon

(Sketch Of What Umbreon Is Said to Look Like)	
(Sketch Of What Umbreon Is Said to Look Like)
Umbreon 	Umbreon
Japanese name	Buraky まいにち ちほ (Translates to Blacky)
Evolves from 	Undocumented
Evolves to 	Undocumented
Generation 	Stolen
Species 	Pokémon
Type 	Vampire
Height 	14-24 Inches
Weight 	Varies Depending on Blood Consumption
Ability 	It Will Bite you
Umbreon is a Pokémon that thrives in darkness. Because of this strange trait it is the favoured choice by emo Pokémon players. Umbreon is believed to have been first witnessed in the wild by Ash Ketchum.
== Training Tips ==
Trainers frequently acquire these magnificent beasts and treat them poorly. The inexpirienced trainers will take their rare Umbreons out in broad daylight and watch helplessly as their new Pokémon runs to the shade... Usually the inexperienced trainer then asks for a new one. As a result Umbreon are becoming critically endangered. 
== Umbreon Bites ==
::MYTH: Since their discovery in the 12th century, Umbreon bites were believed to transform victims into hybrid "were-Umbreons". This is not true, however, it has resulted in Umbreon being hunted and killed.
::WARNING: Though they do not cause any major transformations, Umbreons' bites are poisonous.
*You have been bitten by an Umbreon if any of the following applies to you: You felt a shap stabbing pain when you were walking at night; If the sun isn't visible; Your entire arm is black and glowing yellow; You have a strange feeling you may have been bit by an Umbreon; Upon Being bitten you were attacked by a Vampire/Pokemon Trainer; You were bit by an Umbreon
*You were probably not bitten if: You were inside a well lit room; You are still alive and the sun is out; You Were in possesion of a +55 stat booster. 
 
::IF BITTEN:
Seek immediate medical attention when bitten as you will die if you do not. Depending on the time an location you may have time. If you are in central antarctica during the winter you may have as many as 3 days to get help. However if you are bit just before sun up anywhere or during a solar eclipse you are FUCKED...
Medical help is generally available through your local Pokemon center.
== Dwindleing Populations ==
Do to excessive unnessicary hunting of these beautiful pokemon Umbreon have become critically endangered and can only be found in captivity. As a result of unexpirienced trainers more Umbreon die each day. It is estimated only 20 remain in the wild. While only 500 remain in the hands of responsible pokemon trainers. If you are an inexpirienced trainer and purchase an Umbreon from some shady character with a red "R" logo on their shirt, send your Umbreon to the local police for a full refund. 
== Battle Stats == 
*+10 Attack
*+7 Defense 
*+3 Magic
*-6 Against Light Attacks
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Welcome to UnMedicine, the contagious new Uncyclopedia project dedicated to getting you some sick. 
This month's featured UnMedicine: Nothing's syndrome 
Nothing's syndrome (NS) or Nothing Syndrome is a genetic trisomy caused by its bearer's possession of three bright crimson chromosomes, as opposed to the usual two. It is known to have the potential to simultaneously slow down and speed up some of its sufferer's cognitive functions, thereby creating an abnormal chemical reaction in its sufferer's cerebrum that results in his cognitive functions' working at a regular pace. This sometimes results in minor headaches—for instance, many patients stated that trips to the shopping mall with their spouses, queues for unemployment benefits, and the consumption of large quantities of alcohol occasionally induced headaches, while others recalled headaches of their youth, which have been found frequently to occur during maths lessons at school.
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