SpongeBob: Lights, Camera, DEATH!

Who doesn't like video games based on TV shows? They always seem to be good no matter what show... This goes especially with SpongeBob.
SpongeBob games are amazing. From Battle of Bikini Bottom to Atlantis Squarepantis, there are many games you can talk about when saying 'SpongeBob Vdeo Game'.  But there is one video game no one seems to care about at all. That's Lights, Camera, Pants! For the Gamecube, PS2 and Xbox.
I think I've found the reason why it's been so shunned.
Well, of course, it is...
A Mario Party-like game. It took Mario Party's aspects and made it into a SpongeBob game. But what I am really talking about, is a game that was released to people, only in California. It was on Amazon and the seller was selling a Lights Camera Pants game for only 5 bucks.
Seemed pretty cheap. Except the seller's name was.... Spongekill666111, which seemed odd. So I bought it and the game came in after just 2 days, as he lived in California as I did. 
I got the disc out of the cover and put it into my Wii.
The Wii read it normally. A Gamecube screen showed up with the classic tune. But after I clicked start my Wii froze. I held on to the power button which unfreezes the Wii without unplugging the cord. Then I took out the game and cleaned it with a rag and some cleaning tools for glasses.
The game already had no smudges but I cleaned it anyways. I put it back in my Wii.
My Wii was acting different. It took 10 seconds for the warning screen to show up and after I pressed A, it took another 10 seconds.
My menu screen wasn't the classic cheerful white color. Instead, it was replaced with a color I had never seen before. It definitely had some red, black, and blue. But I just haven't seen a color like it. I pressed start on the game menu again and this time it loaded.
All of the sound effects of the logos like the Nick Games logo were muted. I turned it up because my TV is pretty bad and I thought it was the TV. Then the title screen showed up.
It showed every character from the title. Except one was missing... SpongeBob. He's the main character. Why wouldn't he be in the title screen? Every character looked in the place SpongeBob was supposed to be and scratched their head.
So the game started and like usual I played the versus mode before going on story.
So I only had one minigame, Flippin' Out. Every character was playable, except... get ready for it, SpongeBob. It skipped him at where he was supposed to be. In Flippin' Out, I chose Patrick.
Patrick seemed to cry as I picked him. Maybe it was because SpongeBob was missing. Mr. Krabs looked worried because, of course, he can't make money without SpongeBob.
All of the funny lines Patrick and Mr. Krabs said were replaced with:
Patrick : "I miss him"
Krabs: "Where is he?" 
Patrick: "Find him for us!" 
When Patrick caught a patty, the screen faded to black suddenly. It seemed Patrick was having a flashback as it showed Patrick and SpongeBob playing together.
SpongeBob said "Tag! You're it!" and Patrick ran after him in the 3D graphics that the game had to offer. After Patrick tagged SpongeBob, the screen went back to the game.
Patrick was laying on the floor, crying softly. Mr. Krabs felt bad for Patrick and picked him up. He said "We'll find SpongeBob." 
Patrick yelled "I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT SPONGEBOB IN MY LIFE!"
Mr. Krabs said "Calm down. Like I said, we'll find him!"
Patrick's voice suddenly changed to a much more deeper voice. "IF WE DON'T FIND HIM, I'M HANGING MYSELF!"
"Whoa, isn't that too much?"
"I just can't do anything without SpongeBob..." The minigame ended.
I picked Story mode. I think that since it is Story mode, it'll tell us why SpongeBob was gone.
I picked Patrick. I felt sad so I picked him. Mr. Krabs was my partner. Plankton and Sandy also said things, but I couldn't understand what they were saying during the minigames.
They just said things like "Habba ja loo nee ma koo ka..."
The more we got to the ending, the darker the game got.
Sandy and Plankton weren't speaking Gibberish anymore. They were speaking English, Bad English.
"I think not where the barrel fight Sponge kill" 
Patrick was just scared. Scared for his life. Scared for SpongeBob's life too.
Suddenly, Mrs. Puff Boating School appears and they moved towards it. The cutscene that usually plays was replaced with that nerdy guy saying the same Gibberish and/or bad English as Plankton and Sandy.
"It there we ba me wed the lok kao koa" 
It didn't seem to have any meaning until Mrs. Puff started talking. She was speaking perfect English.
"What's wrong? Why are you speaking like that? Are you possessed?"
The possessed thing seemed funny to me.
It was funny because it's a SpongeBob video game and there's just a character saying,
"Are you possessed..."
It cut to a Mermaidman and Barnacleboy cutscene after the first minigame for the boating school.
Mermaidman wasn't talking at all. Barnacleboy was only saying two things the whole time.
"He's dead... He's dead.... He's dead... He's dead...." 
I thought he was talking about the voice actor for Mermaidman. He died last year. But...
The game was made in 2005! (That is.. what the Amazon page said...) 
There it goes, the next creepy level. It was 10x darker than the usual game. I couldn't see anything. I could hear a slight giggle...
"Dahahahahahahhyaayaha..." 
The infamous SpongeBob laugh! It seemed Patrick could hear it too.
He yelled "SPONGEBOB!" It was right at the last level. The city level.
After the minigame, where you grab the poles on the building a cutscene appeared. It showed SpongeBob, sitting, his back turned to the TV...
He started turning very slowly...
He said "Pa.....tr...i...c.k?"
He was bleeding. A knife on his head, blood on the floor, and his face was all cut up...
Patrick said "What did they do to you?!"
SpongeBob said "They...killed... me..."
An extreme silence occured.
Patrick started sobbing loudly as SpongeBob was dead. He ran very fast towards SpongeBob's body.
He slipped on SpongeBob's blood and accidently fell, putting his head right on to the knife. He was all cut up and started crying blood. He went on, to do one last thing.
He hanged himself.
He used the rope using his only strength. Tied it around his neck and made Mr. Krabs watch the whole thing. Mr. Krabs said "Wha... What... What just happened?!"
Sandy, said "Die."
Plankton, also said "Die."
Mr.Krabs said "What's wrong with you two?!"
Sandy picked up the knife from Patrick's head and ran towards Mr. Krabs. He couldn't run. He feared slipping on SpongeBob's blood, too. The hand of Plankton's machine turned into a saw blade.
Sandy picked up Mr. Krabs.
Plankton pushed him toward the saw blade and cut him right in half.
Plankton was doing his signature evil laugh, but Sandy had other ideas.
She picked up Plankton's machine and threw it on the ground, used her Texas rope and tied the machine and cut it right in half with her super karate chops. She stepped on Plankton, as he was  really small.
Sandy was blood red, colored in blood. She looked at the screen and said "HAIL SATAN! I LOVE HIM, AND YOU SHOULD TOO!"
I turned it off as fast as I could. But before it could black out and turn off, Sandy looked right at me and my Wii and said,
"Die..."
2 days later... my Wii broke.
I had to buy another one. I was mad, so I searched on Google for reasons why this 'hacked' game was made. I found a thread with 100 replies, all from California.
The one who started the thread...
Was Spongekill666111...
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