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IDK

IDK is a bacterial infection that causes the person affected by it to draw a blank. In later stages, it can cause dementia and even autism. These serious conditions now afflict over 75% of teenagers and 30% of adults.
Nobody knows precisely what IDK stands for.
== History ==
After the invention of cell phones, which occurred early last year, IDK arose as a simple syndrome that only affected celebrities and rich people. As prices for technology dropped and cell phone use rose, IDK became an epidemic that raged through the United States, and parts of Europe and Asia. There is no known cure or vaccine for it; all the scientists who research it end up becoming infected themselves.
The disease really took off when, later the same year, industry invented the iPhone and many other radical new technologies. Were these gadgets a cause of the disease, a result of the disease, or merely a carrier? Technology consultant Paris Hilton has given the best answer: IDK.
== Disease vector ==
IDK is spread by a bacterium that thrives under technology, so it is mostly found with teenage girls who are completely oblivious to the world and talk on their cell phones for eternity.
It is naturally found on the streets of New York, on Wall Street, and wherever people must communicate constantly for their livelihood. The New York area is thought to be the true origin of IDK. Any real postulation as to the source has lead to more IDK being spread, however.
The disease is airborne, transmitted sexually as well as verbally and digitally, and spread through direct contact, making it particularly devastating to population centers. Any person in the immediate proximity of an infected individual will likely be infected very rapidly, with little hope of prevention.
== Symptoms ==
The early symptoms of IDK can vary from person to person. Any onset of the symptoms should be handled by medical experts. Call a doctor. Or text him, IDK.
* Forgetfulness
* Ignorance
* Text messaging
* Spamming
* Weaving in the lane out of distraction
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IMac (computer)

The iMac was a revolutionary computer developed by Apple Computer and released sometime in the mid-1990s. The iMac introduced two revolutions into computing:
* When your monitor breaks, you should have to replace the whole damn computer
* Computers don't need to be all that useful anyway.
== No Ports ==
The central advertising point of the iMac was its total lack of ports. When released, the iMac had no ports to plug anything into. Later productions included a port for a power cable, but only a variety that could be found in Estonia.
== Games for the iMac ==
The iMac can play Tetris, but does experience severe frame rate issues. It also has solitaire, although the initial release featured a bug which caused the outcome of a solitaire game to determine whether or not the computer owner would recieve a powerful electric shock. Apple has refused to fix this on the grounds that inferior solitaire playing is not their problem.
Another popular game for Apple computers is Photoshop. Photoshop has been certified as the best game ever developed for the Macintosh platform – by PC users, who willingly admit that the selection of PC games is mediocre at best.
== Name and Mackernet ==
iMac is an abbreviation for internet Machine. This is somewhat ironic, as the iMac could not actually connect to the Internet. Rather, it was designed to work with Apple's proprietary Mackernet. The Mackernet was only accessible to iMac users and only contained Apple-approved material, as well as a primitive version of iTunes (then known as iGrammophone). Despite the failure of the Mackernet, Apple has yet to develop a computer capable of accessing the internet.
== The iMac Controversy ==
My girlfriend brought one home and set it on the dinner table. I don't know what the fuck her problem is.
== The iMac and the iPod ==
The iMac was the first Apple iDevice to have that little "i" in front of the name. This was subsequently used on all Apple products, including their wildly successful iPod, which introduced every single living thing in the universe to the idea that music could be digitally reduced to a crackled mess to save space, then listened to by every teenager who has more money than sense in the world. The iMac, of course, was built with the same portability as its descendant, but, given the lack of headphone or speaker ports, few people used it for this purpose.
== The iMac and You ==
If you are reading this page, you should probably get one.
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IMath

== iMath (Device) ==
 
The iMath is the latest in the i-line of products manufactured by Apple to conquer the earth.
=== Design Concepts ===
As with today, the HYGHL (Hermetic Yale Group of Historians on LSD) dates the basic design of the iMath back to ingenious evil madman Thomas Edison himself. In its basic design it is driven by a Freddy Mercury Aggregate that is miniaturized to three nautic squaremiles and constantly moving at 25.1 knots, then folded up and put into a torus-shaped flexodynamical depenetration shell (TS-FDS). It is completely covered by badger fur.
The internal works of the iMath have not ever been revealed and are impossible to re-engineer because Apple
* used Microsoft Windows as an operating system but
* the device has neither a Ctrl nor an Alt nor a Delete key.
* Also it only runs on Microsoft Internet Explorer. No-one knows why, but it is believed that Apple got fed up of using Linux.
It is believed to be a calculator.
=== Working with an iMath ===
Equipt with an iMath, a user can perform difficult mathematical calculations virtually everywhere:
* on the bus to work
* during lunchbreak
* on the bus home
* while juggling
* during holiday in Zanzibar.
For doing so, the user utilized the intuitive-yet-powerful interface that is ingeniously based on 16 keys for the hexadecimal digits from "A" to "P" as well as the "A", "M", "M" and "S" keys for the four elementary operations "Addition", "Multiplication", "Minus" and "Subtraction". The output is rendered on a 3.5 inch wide integrated matrix printer and can also be kept for later review.
=== History of the iMath ===
Needless to say that Edison was awarded the Nobel Prize on the groundbreaking ingenuosity of these concepts. In fact he was the first person whose invention was so ingenuous that the prize was awarded to him three years before he finished the designs. Additionally, for the principle of using offline cellulose storage media offering asynchronous session log access he was awarded the highly renowned MGS-Award (most groundbreaking stuff) by the IEEE; his creative appliance of FMAs got him another MGS Award in the same year as well as the silver medal of honor by the MIT-CCC (Center for Commercial Crap) and the Half-A-Pig Award which is only given once per decade by Wales.
=== Recent News ===
* Recent news reports state that Oprah has shown interest in buying Apple stocks, as she owns several iProducts.
== IMath (Proverb) ==
Tacitus as well as Herodotus report that in an ancient Celtic language, "iMath" was a saying used by male university students to piss off women. It is pronounced "Ay-Math" and likely to be derived from "Aye", the Celtic god of rudeness.
Note that unlike the iMath device , the "I" is a capital letter in proverbial use of IMath.
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IP address

An Intellectual Property address is the location in the mind where ideas and thoughts are stored.
==What is IP?==
The term intellectual property reflects the idea that the subject matter of IP is the product of the mind or the intellect. Unfortunately, because this is just crap in your head, it can never be equivalent to tangible property. To get around this, Microsoft came up with the brilliant idea of addressing memory space in order to patent ideas in people's heads. Also, a proven result that Bill Gates is a communist by assigning every one a number. In the realm of Children's Television, an IP address is a mailbox used by Iggle Piggle who spends most of his time adrift in a small boat beneath a blanket, in flagrant contradiction of safe navigational practice.
==Addressing IP==
An IP address is a unique number, similar in concept to longitude and lattitude, used to map the location of information in the brain. Currently, patenting actual thoughts in someone's head is illegal, and the patent office rejects all attempts to patent ideas. They actually require something on paper. Once the idea's location is mapped, via an IP address, one can patent that idea or thought LOCATION, something which is currently allowed by the Patent Office.
==IP Addressing==
First number in each tercery set: Major part of the brain
# rhombencephalon
# metencephalon
# mesencephalon
# crus cerebri
# prosencephalon
# diencephalon
# telencephalon
# archipallium
# paleopallium
The two remaining numbers in each threesome are the coordinate location of that idea within that part of the brain.
==IP Address Example==
Your IP address is 207.142.31.236. This breaks down as follows:
*207: The first part of the idea is located at (0,7) in the metencephalon. 
*142: The second part of the idea is located at (4,2) in the rhombencephalon.
*31: The third part of the idea is located at (3,1) in Oops! another dimension.
*And an useless number: 236.
In this case, the idea is unable to be retrieved, so get another one!
IPv6 further complicates these scenarios, as governmental control takes on new meaning.
==IPv6==
IPv6 was created after it was determined that IPv4 addresses were too easy to memorize or type in. IPv6 corrects this problem by making IP addresses four times as long and in hexadecimal. Fortunately, with 340282366920938463463374607431768211456 IP addresses to work with, people will be able to have several trillion IP addresses so that people are less likely to miss.
==CIA Involvement==
The CIA helped Microsoft so that they can track people better. They also use them to browse people's minds. The invention Of the IP Address helped them catalog the information inside of your brain for easy reference later.
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IPod Car

The iPod Car is, simply, a car that is linked into an iPod. A sample is shown above (note: iPod to scale). The iPod is often the determining factor between a car that simply drives places and a car that ROCKS (just kidding)(don't see side images).
300px|thumb|right|This car is utterly unremarkable. It lacks an iPod. This man will never score.
400px|thumb|right|This car has an iPod inside. Thus, these famous people desire to get inside it. If you were already in the car with the iPod, you, too, would be famous.
The particular type of car is not important. Geo Metro , Toyota Innova, Lamborghini, Peugeot, and Dodge Viper alike benefit from the addition of an iPod.
In today's world, (well, not the Third World, but who cares about them?) the car is the traditional centrepiece of one's material possessions; it is not only the means by which we commute to our job in the city and which provides that handy cupholder for the morning espresso to fit in, but it is also the throne of power from which we can gesture rudely and shout out the window at those dumb immigrants who just can't get the hang of owning an automobile. Just as the presence of a cell phone affixed to the side of your head like a leech indicates that you are worth talking to, so the iPod jacked into your dash indicates that you are a person of note.
Due to the unique craftsmanship of the iPod, it should be noted that not all cars can easily accommodate an iPod hookup. If this is the case, you will simply have to purchase a new car that does.
So the question is, why haven't YOU gotten an iPod Car? Once you've loaded all your Mariah Carey and Avril Lavigne CDs into it and play them constantly whenever anyone else is present, you'll be the object of admiration for all your false friends. So go ahead: make your car an iPod Car(tm).
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IPod Lo-Fi

The iPod Lo-Fi is the ultimate companion for the iPod mono media player, and is an boombox like device designed by Apple. It is specially made for the iPod mono mp3 player. This boombox is mono, like the iPod mono. If you would to connect a regular stereo iPod to this boombox (without an adapter), it would make the speaker element implode. But it can be made to fit every iPod from iPod yotta all the way down to iPod yocto, with the usage of a special stereo-mono adapter. You could also send in your regular iPod to Apple to have it converted to a iPod mono, thus you could use this device with the player without the need of an adapter. It only costs 1024 Pieces of Eight (about $128), and is not as expensive as regular speakers, but more expensive than a piece of paper.
==Spinoffs==
*iPod mono - The iPod mono is the latest product in the iPod family, created by Apple. It was a cost-cutting measure designed to increase Apple's already enormous product margins. It only has mono sound and a black-and-white screen. As well, it does not supoprt AAC and only has 640k of memory.This is not to be confused with the iVirus mono which is not an mp3 player but a special virus genetically engineered by the illuminati to cause high school students in america to miss weeks of school at a time.
==Notes==
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IPod Nano 200gb Instructions/TOC

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*iPod nano 200gb, for the Real Music Lover 
**Before you start 
*Open her up! 
**Disassembly 
**Jumper Settings 
**Opening Up 
*Let's get it together 
**Desoldering Flash 
**Attaching an ATA connector 
**Attach your hard drive 
*Results
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IPod chair

The iPod chair is the latest in Apple's line of multi-functional iPods. After the success of combining photography and music in the iPod photo, and video and music in the iPod video, Apple made the next logical step and introduced the iPod chair, combining the traditional audio quality and mobility of the original iPod with the comfort and ease of use of a chair. 
== Criticism ==
Though a commercial success, the iPod Chair was surprisingly not as well-received as its predecessors. Many found that Apple had taken too predictable a turn with the iPod chair. The design of of the iPod chair was also judged by many to be less successful than that of the original iPod series. Most critics believed that the iPod Chair's design lacked the finer attention to detail and je ne sais quoi that so characterized the original iPod series. The Ipod chair is foldable and is easy to carry. If you accidentally sit on it no receipts will be taken.
== Patent Disputes ==
In January 2006, a Hong Kong based technology company, Incorporated Unlimited Corporation (Incltdcorp, LLC), sued Apple Inc. for patent infringement. The Incltdcorp's original patent described a "portable furniture based jukebox," which, like the iPod Chair, offers such features as "foldability" and "legs."
At a Markman hearing held in March of 2006, Judge Hazzle of the Florida District Court of Appeals for the Supreme Court of New Mexico determined the scope of Incltdcorp's patent to cover, "things affixed to other things by means of duct tape or some other adhesive, maybe wood glue."
== Imitations ==
The iPod chair spawned several imitations of the concept by Apple's competitors:
; iRiver chair: a relatively straight-forward imitation. Notable for using a chair with a wicker seat.
; Creative Zen Dinnertable: A combination of the original Creative Zen with a six person mahogany dinnertable. Creative was heavily criticised for decreasing storage capacity to make room for the dinnertable in the player's design.
; IKEA Klippan 40gb: IKEA's famous couch with a seamlessly integrated 40gb music player.
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IQ:Sample test/Answers

IQ Test Answers
Note:For use by examiners only.
Shown below are the correct answers to the IQ test, if the entree answers all the questions correctly, they shall receive the perfect score of -3. However, they probably looked at this document first, therefore they are disqualified straightaway.
These answers have to be word-for-word for them to gain a mark.
__NOTOC__
== Mathematical Section ==
1. Infinity is usually put as ∞, so you can describe infinity as 00.
2. I have 5 oranges.
3. Okay, done that.
4. I found it. It's near the middle, and the units is "Times New Roman".
5. The percentage error is 0%, the perfection skills that you have would not result in un square paper.
6. 2+2=5. In maths you don't ask why, it just is.
7. Y is the 25th letter in the alphabet, so if you take 100 from 25 you get -75, dividing -75 by 00 would give you the answer of -75.
8. |-----| This much.
9. No. I don't want to, do you know how long I've got to do this test?
10. I have found a marvelous proof for this theorem which I will now write down ... ah! Oh my God! my heart! the pain! *dies*
== Reasoning Section ==
1. Get the oranges then leave them out in the sun to dry, leaving them rock hard. Use the apples to cut them up into nail shape pieces (leave one orange peel in the shape of a sphere). Collect the apple juice and place into mouth, because of the bacteria in your mouth it will turn the juice into cider. Place the orange "nails" into the orange peel sphere with the cider. Then all you have to do is ignite.
2. Ok I've done it. But, I can't prove it, just like the Bible can't prove the miracles of Jesus.
3. I've done that one also, it took some work, but I got there in the end.
4. About 45mins.
5. They are both apple juice intolerant.
6. I already did it and I'm retaking the test right now.
7. I think I need a doctor.
8. They are made of ham.
9. 00 to get to the black hole inside tootsie pops--27 to get to center of dum-dums
10. No, you're lying!
== Scientific Section ==
1. Does it really matter?
2. NOT ENOUGH WHISKY STOP PLEASE SEND MORE STOP FEELING FUNNY STOP SEND HELP STOP STOP STOP.
3. There --> . 
4. ~~
5. Why don't you do it, if you're so clever.
6. .
7. Its clear.
8. Light is actually God's urine.
9. Neutron.
10. God will smite you.
== Linguistic Section ==
1. There.
2. What was the first one again? (repeat until examiner loses interest)
3. ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM. Do you know how I got the word? Well I just knew you would give me that one.
4. Basically... There.
5. I believe it's right about here-UI9ER . Page 94 for your Catcher In The Rye quote.
6. Ok, I mailed it and killed myself two hours before post is delivered.
7. I tried and failed.
8. I tried and failed.
9. Ok done, next question. Expect them to attack back.
10. They shouldn't answer this question, they should be building their bunker to protect themselves from the war that is about to start. 
==See Also==
* Alien IQ Test
* IQ:Sample test
* MENSA Entrance Test
* IQ
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ITSLYM/Template:Discography

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AAAAAA! 	AAAAAA!
1985's AAAAAA!	1985's AAAAAA!
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ITSLYM/Template:Members

Band Lineup Changes
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Bass
Guitar
Drums
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1985-1986
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Tits
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I ACCIDENTELATY CREATED A MEME

SO THERE I FUCKING WAS. MAKING AN ARTICLE ABOUT A GUY AT A JAPANESE REASTARAUTNT THAT DIDN'T LIKE THE CHEF MAKING PREDATORY ADVACENS ON MY DAUGHTER, OR LIKE SOME ARTICLE ABOUT ALIENS CRUSHING HUMANS RO SOME SHIT, WHEN SUDDENLY...
==WHAT THE FUCI?==
SO I THOUGHT ATHATS A GRAT PICURE. THIS IS GOOD LETS DO IT! NO REPERCUSSIONS TO THIS!
==LIKE A FEW MOTNHS LATER==
SUDDENLY MR SHRUG. JPEG STARTS SHOWING UP ALL OVE THE GODDAMN PLACE. WHAT THE FUCK? DID I DI THIS? MAYVE, MAYBE NOT.
==BUT NOW==
NOW ALL THESE KIDS THINK I'M DOING THE DIE MEME, WHEN NAHHHH. I ACIDENTELY MADE THIS MEME. I WAS ON TEAM OLD MAN SHURG BEGORE HE WAS EVEN POPULAR. DID I MAKE IT POPULAR? I CANNOT IMAGE THS TO BE TRUE. BUT MAYBE, I GUESS...
==SO HERE I AM==
MADE A MEME, OR JUST HAPPENED O TO USE A MEME BEFORE IT EAS A MEMEE. AM I K? IS THAT ALRIGHT? SURE, IT GUESS SO.
==IS THIS A GIRL IN AN OLD MAN LIKE SG1 WHOEVER THR FUCK SUGGENSTS?==
SURE, WHY THE FUCK NOT? SINCE I WAS USING THE PIC BEFORE IT WAS A MEME, I SAY THIS ISI FINE. 
I AM THE ORIITNGINTOR!
==IN CONCLUSION==
YEAH, IM PRETTY SPECIAL. I MEMEBD ON ACCIDENT AND SOME PEOPLE SAI YES. AM I THE ONE WHO STARTED IT? PROBABLY NOT. BUT I WAS A HEAD OF THE GAME, SO IT LOOKS LIKE IM PREYTH COOL. NED MORE DIRNK! EPACHE!
 
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I AM ACTUALLY LADY DIANA SPENCER AND I AM STILL ALIVE, IS NOW TIME TO COME BACK

HEY PEOPLE, DO YOU READ ME? I AM LADY D, THE REAL ONE, BELIEVE ME. I'M STILL ALIVE AND I'M COMING BACK. 
THAT'S RIGHT, THE CAR ACCIDENT WASN'T REAL AND MY DEATH WAS HALF-FAKED. TECHNICALLY, I ACTUALLY DID DIE. ON THE PLUS SIDE, I HAVE BEEN REANIMATED!
== HOW?? ==
WELL, SINCE QUEEN ELIZABETH HAS NOW PASSED INTO THE ETHERAL PLANE, HER WITCHCRAFT SPELL ON MY CORPSE ACTIVATED, AND I AM NOW FREE TO ROAM THIS EARTH AND BE JUST AS POPULAR AS I WAS IN THE 90'S.
== YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED ==
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "I'VE BEEN REPLACED?"
== THERE'S ANOTHER PRINCESS THAT LEFT THE ROYAL FAMILY ==
WHAT THE FUCK, REALLY?
== YES, AND SHE LEFT OF HER OWN VOLITION, AND CONVINCED HER ROYAL HUSBAND TO LEAVE WITH HER ==
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! IS SHE HOTTER THAN ME?
== THAT'S PRETTY SUBJECTIVE, BUT I'D SAY NO ==
THANK PROTESTANT GOD. SPEAKING OF HOT EX-MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL FAMILY, WOULD YOU BE INTERESTING IN DONATING YOUR BRAIN TO FEED ME? NOT EATING FOR 25 YEARS HAS LEFT ME FAMISHED!
== WELL, YOU ARE FAMOUS, SO I GUESS SO ==
AREN'T YOU JUST THE SWEETEST! I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU AS MY FIRST ZOMBIFICATION VICTIM... WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.
== MY NAME IS- ==
Thus begins Princess Diana's Endless Reign of Blood, Guts, & Entrails. Be prepared to submit!
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