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Hail to the King

Hail to the king.
Our glorious savior, the ruler of worlds.
Hail to the king.
The one who showed us the way.
Hail to the king.
Who cried to the water that formed life.
Hail to the king.
Who hides under your bed.
Hail to the king.
Who likes to smell fear.
Hail to the king... hail to the king of the squids, hail to Squidevil, he has shown us the way, hail to his Supreme message!
He who hides in shadow, ruler of the night, the one who helped us live, by his hand we spread blight. Suffering is his sound, the death his presence causes, is what makes the world go round. By his hand we rise, in the world where rules don't apply... all hail to the king.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Hailsponge.mp4

It was a cold winter day. I was working at nickelodeon. I was the Watchdog. I looked at the security cameras with my best friend Tommy. When it was lunch time, I noticed a tape on the floor. The tape said "Spongebob Squarepants Unreleased Episode."
I asked Tommy about the tape. He said "Oh yeah it's just an episode that never aired." I asked "Can we show this to everyone?" "No." Tommy answered. "Watch it when you get home." I nodded and when I got home, I popped in the Tape, sat on my couch and watched it.
It started with the intro but the pirate at the beginning was missing and the children said nothing.
"That's odd" I thought.
Nobody was singing during the intro too. Then the episode began. The title was Hailsponge.mp4. The background was from another episode but it was grayscale.
I took a screenshot of it.
The music in the title card was a high pitched beep and the pitch kept getting higher and higher. I covered my ears. When it stopped I uncovered my ears. The bubble transition weren't the normal bubbles you see, they were black bubbles.
Then the actual episode started. It started with SpongeBob going jellyfishing with Patrick. They were joyful and happy. SpongBob got a big one and Patrick got a bigger one. They then laughed. It was a normal episode. After 20 seconds of them jellyfishing. It turned to a black screen for 10 seconds. 5 seconds of that black screen were the sounds of a loud and slow moaning. Then static appeared. After 3 seconds of static, it was the same scene but they were catching red floating candles with pentagrams on the sides.
There was no audio.
Then after 7 seconds the screen went to black again but with screams. Then 30 seconds later, it cut to five SpongeBob's in each corner of a pentagram with the same candles in the middle. Then the sound from the WKCR Hijacking starts playing. This was 30 seconds before the credit's rolled.
The next day, I called Tommy about the episode. He said "Throw the tape away." I did what he asked me to. Me and Tommy were not coming back for 1 week and moved to Miami, Florida. After 1 week, we came back and all our stuff was in the front door. We then tried opening the door but to find out it was locked. We took our stuff and quit our jobs.
Never watch this episode. If you find this episode anywhere, don't watch it. It's for your own good.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:File Extensions
Hair Don't

i'm a hair stylist. my job takes me all over the world, from my house to the salon where i work, i just never know what's going to happen next! yup it's glamorous and exotic work. but sometimes when i'm snipping hair all day i feel... weird. it's like sometimes there's bugs in people's hair. i mean sometimes there are bugs, lice and fleas, but i'm used to that, i just snack on those the way monkeys do. but i'm talking like bugs, creepy crawlies with legs all over the place. most days i can stifle the screams when i feel them crawling over my hands. i don't want the customers to get nervous after all. usually i just keep smiling while my eyes bug out and i foam at the mouth a little and sometimes i piss myself and send threatening emails to friends that i'll later deny. 'that length looks great on you!' i'll say 'do you use coconut oil?' i'll ask 'oh no i'm fine' i'll laugh 'just thought satan was tickling me with your head hair is all. haha, mondays amiright?' people are usually really floored by the do's i give them. they stare at the mirror, their eyes and mouths open in shock. 'haha, glad you like it!' i'll say as the blood drips from my finger tips. people are in such a hurry these days though! they just pay and rush out the door. i guess they're just excited to show off their new style!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Hair Plucking Copypasta

I've been listening to Kanye my entire life, but for some reason, for the last five weeks I have an unbearable, unshakeable and painful urge to rip the hair off my balls whenever I hear even 1/2 of a second of Kanye's sweet, sweet melodies.
The real problem is that I love Kanye too much, I need to hear the blissful seducing sound of his music, so every time I sit down to listen too Kanye's music, I painfully rip out my ball hairs one by one.
Someone please tell me what to do, I'm scared of what will happen when I've pulled out the last hair and I have no more hairs left, what if I pull my testicles right out of the sack?
Please I just want to listen to ye in peace.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Music
Category:Shortpasta
Hairy Hot Dog

HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. ONE DAY I WAS AT HOME, HELPING MY WIFE TO A HANDSOME HELPING OF MY HAIRY HOT DOG. AS SHE SQUIRMED BENEATH MY GENEROUS GIRTH, I NOTICED A FAMILIAR IMAGE ON THE TV - ME. AS I LEANED TOWARD THE TELEVISION, THE IMAGE OF MY DAPPER SUIT CAUSED MY LUSCIOUS LOINS TO PUMP INTO OVERDRIVE. I SMASHED INTO MY WIFE'S MOUTH LIKE TED KENNEDY OFF A PIER, AND SOON FOUND MYSELF REACHING ORGASM TO MY HANDSOME VOICE. I SHOT FORTH A GARGANTUAN GOURD OF GODLIKE GROUPINGS, SPLATTERING MY WIFE IN MORE EGG WHITE THAN A CHINESE COOK'S HANDS. I GUARANTEE IT.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Memes
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Half-Life 2 Mod

Well I decided to play Half-Life 2 because I'm a huge fan of it...
While I was searching for an awesome mod for Half-Life 2 from Google I finally saw one with a cool mod name.. called:
'The Moducks'
I kinda think, "Wow, ducks!"
So I decided to download it and it was awesome, at least for 5 minutes because after 5 minutes everything went creepy as hell, you know my gun has been shooting weird. Like, it's glitching my gun has been shaky for like 3 seconds and then some creepy as hell sounds played.
I decided to shut my laptop down but I just cant for some reason music has been playing even though it has been shut. So I have no choice but to play it. After playing for 30 minutes it has gotten bloody this is so fucking scary, I even called the cops and I said everything and they accused me of doing drugs and now I'm in jail...
BTW this is not a real story.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Half-liff 24

So it was a cold October night when I was replaying the half-life 2 trilogy (I played half-life 1 earlier that month) so I was ending episode 2 when the ending happened but I wanted more I had already played L4D 1 and 2 as well as portal 1 and 2 but I wanted more how reckless I was this is the story of what follows...
day 1
I have sent Gabe the death threat on half-life 3 but no reply I just hope my steam account is not shut down (lucky I dident use my real name) but I will follow through with the threat if needed...
day 2
I have gone to extreme measures I have hired about 4 hackers to hack valve hopefully we will get something worth while
day 3
nothing of use just some boring business plans for steam, since then I have started to question my mental health I have heard Vortegrungts and Alyx while doing anything I have even thought about what Gorden Freeman sounds like...
day 4
Aparently I have begun to sound like G-man and I have had the strange yearning to not go outside
day 5
I have stocked up on food for me and my cat and dog enough too last for months at least
day 37
sorry about forgetting to update not to say I have been sleeping, not to say I am not deservant of a rest
month 9
I have had the yearning to eat my pets food it tastes gelatonus...
my skin has been turning brown and my eyes have been turning red though my irus and pupuls are turning yellow
month 27
I have not had to eat for the past two months not even drink anything but my fingers have begun to merge and so have my tows I have also begun to shrink, my skin is becoming wrinkeled
month 39
my hands have started to spurt somekind of green electricity and more voices are in my head they say it is the vorti-mind and that it welcomes me to the species...
year 9005
the urge to go outside has become overwhelming I will do it now
year 9005 day 2
everyone now looks like me they call them selves the vortigrunts and that they welcome me
year 100000-XX
valve has released half-life 24 to day it has a tri-yearly release schedule and they are better than ever, who would have ever thought valve made special controllers for our species back in 2015
epilog
humans have come back again though they can't remember us and we have had to become hostile it was beacause of one human called Gorden Freeman who caused a resenacnce cascade, who would of thought some one named there child after a game character
epilog part 2
there has been an invasion oficials say we can't win and it will be over in 7 hours
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Jornel
Category:English Class Failure
Half & Half

I love Creepypasta. I have read every one of them, slenderman, the rake, good old Jeff. All of them.
That is why It chose me.
Allow me to elaborate. I love to hunt grouse. So, about three weeks ago, I was returning from a rather successful hunt. Three males, and one female, ruffled grouse.
That is when I heard It. I heard a weak childlike "Help me... please." I ran to the source of the noise, and I saw a young girl, no more than six, lying on the grass.
"Do you need help?" I said.
Her voice became demonic, and she laughed. "No... you will be perfect."
Then, and please believe me... her head split open, and not like the skull and brain... her skin. I could not make this up if I tried. She grew, and grew, until she became a five-foot tall, pulsating, oozing mess. She was actually a demon disguised as a little girl.
"DEAR MOTHER OF GOD!" I screamed. Her... no, ITS skin... no... not a skin, a hide, a leathery hide, lay on the ground before me. I ran. It seemed to follow. It was hunting me. It was a predator and I was prey. I threw a grouse that I had in my hand at it. It absorbed it into It's flesh with a horrible noise, like a mix between a sucking and a drainage pipe flushing.
I ran to my car, a Honda Fit. It would not open. The thing drew nearer and nearer. It was now White, like cream. It was half human, and half monster. It was Half & Half.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Half & Half 2

The beast drew nearer and nearer, I could see it clearly now, it was a jumbled mess or muscle and organs, bleed profusely, I could see every organ in the body, but the brain.
"You are perfect."
"Get the fuck away!" I screamed at it, my back to the car, and my gun pointed right at it. I fired, a 12 gauge shotgun, it should have torn it apart. SHOULD HAVE. Instead, it wiggled around a bit, and kept coming. It launched itself towards me, and I could not get out of they way in time. It sucked me into it, all but my brain. And skin. It slithered into my skin, and took me over. I moved, but it was not my movements. I drove home, with my gun, but it was not me driving. I entered my door, gun cocked and laded. I saw my wife with my kids. Bang. Bang. Pow. Ka-bang. All were dead. Then I heard it's voice, it sounded like a cat, and snake with a heavy lisp and rolling the R's.
"You are perfect. I will give you thirty minutes. Then you are mine, Forever."
There is my story. I feel my self fading, like I am being smothered out of the universe. Goodbye.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Half Life: Say Goodbye to the Other Half

Hello people of the Internet. My name is Tony. And I want to tell you, if you haven't already heard, about my story.
==The Begining==
I'm going to start when I got my new computer. No, I didn't get it from a weird old man who gave it to me for free. It was just a normal gaming computer.
I downloaded the normal things I used such as Minecraft and Steam. I started playing Minecraft and played until I got about 64 diamonds. I looked at my clock and noticed it was 3:00 a.m. so I went on Steam and decided to download Half-Life because of the short download time.
When the game loaded up I expected to hear the announcers voice but got an earful of a Vortigon chant. I quit the game and went to its directory to see what was wrong. When I looked in the sound files what I saw was hilarious. I saw that all the sound files were mixed around. I just left it like that and went back to playing.
I enjoyed the ride but when I looked over at G-man it wasn't as I expected. G-man was knocking out the scientist next to him with a chloroform cloth. When the Scientist fell G-man looked straight at me and started talking like he would at the end of the game. I decided what the heck and refused. Instead of being confronted with an army of aliens it was just a blank space with me and G-man.
G-man continued to speak saying, "You see DR. Freeman, refusal is punishable by the full extent in my, well let's say group." The map then changed to one of the multiplayer ones.
A chat box appeared with the character name GOD. The chat message read "Tony, why do you hate me?" I chatted back, "I don't hate you." GOD replied back, "LIAR, everyone hates me, including you!"
I tried to exit the game but G-man popped up and said, "Tony, your attitude will not be tolerated." I then tried just getting up but I felt a prick on my neck and my entire body went numb. The game loaded the map but it was blurry as I was really tired. The last words I saw were "Goodbye" and I fell asleep.
News Report
Yesterday was a sad day for the entire world. Thousands of people were killed in a mass terrorist attack. The group responsible is called GOD. They hacked a major video gaming company named valve and edited some downloadable content. If you have any more info please post it at www.whoisGOD.org
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Half Life 2: Forbidden Shadows

It was the year of 2016, and I had received a free copy of The Orange Box from a business convention. I had lots of fun playing Portal and Team Fortress 2, but when I went to play Half-Life 2, the title was apparently "Half-Life 2: Forbidden Shadows". I thought nothing of it and assumed it was some dumb prank that Valve was playing, and opened it. 
The Valve logo at the beginning was weirdly distorted, as well as red eyes being present on the Valve Guy. When the title loaded up, and I selected "New Game", I, of course, loaded the first chapter, "Point Insertion". It started off like normal, with G-Man saying "Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman...rise and shine..". However, he started getting evil, saying, "You aren't supposed to be here, Freeman. Get back to where you belong, and forget about all this, Grayson."
How did G-Man know my name?! And why was he saying dialogue from the Half-Life 2 Beta? I thought that dialogue was scrapped.
When I got to the Trainstation, Wallace Breen's City-17 speech was instead replaced by audio of a Polish police chase, which was weird, because I could've sworn Valve was an American company. When I got to the Plaza, the Metro-Police were beheading the civilians! I started getting scared.
Eventually, the game cut to static, and an image of G-Man slowly faded in, as well as Combine Elites surrounding him, as he said, "You shalt not pirate Valve's games, foolish boy. Destroy this copy while you can within 3 days. If you fail, The Combine shall show you true fear."
I am writing this while there is 12 hours remaining in a panic, goodbye.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Half Life 3

Everyone remembers the Half Life series, right? Well, I got an early alpha build of Half Life 3 at a flea market for $0.03. When I got home and played the game, Gman walked up to the screen and whispered, "You shouldn't have come here..."
Then loud, high-pitched screams emitted from the speakers and blood covered the screen. The screen then faded to a disastrous scene at City 17, where buildings and apartments were falling down. After that, a cutscene started to play.
In it, Alyx Vance was dead and everyone started to blame Gordan Freeman for the cause of her death.
The game transitioned to a scene where Gordan Freeman shoots himself. The game was so scary that when the game ended, the HalfLife3.exe file was renamed to itsyourfault666.exe.
When I replayed the game, I was thrust into an epic battle which was so intense that my computer exploded and the disc hurled out of the disc tray into its case. Then, I found out that the game belonged to a dead relative of Gabe Newell so I hastily wrapped the game in bubble wrap and sold the game on eBay.
I hope that whoever finds the game destroys it so that they don't become depressed and angry like me.
FIN
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:BATTELS
Category:Shortpasta
Half Lizzard

I think I might be half lizard.
I've always like lizards. They're so relatable with terrible skin, always running away from people and layin' in the sun. And my father hates them just as he hates me.
Today I was anxious. Really anxious. Anxiety, you know. Nothing was happening, I was just fidgety and suddenly I felt a piece of dry flesh next to nail. I teared it and each time l pulled, more and more kept coming out. It felt endless. When I watched bellow I was shocked. Where I expected to see my muscle and part of my bone maybe, there was new skin growing.
I told my mom and she told me to shut up and eat my breakfast. I wasn't taking that. I'm a freaking half lizard, so l intimidatingly showed her my tongue. She whopped my ass. My parents are clearly against us. As I write this I fear for my life. I probably should escape, but l hadn't quite gotten the hang of climbing walls. I'm helpless and terrified that one day they decide to feed me to a bird or something.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Shortpasta
Halloween Candy

It was halloween. All the children in my school were in a gang to go trick or treating together, But they didnt want me with them, It was like that every year. Until i met a girl named Emilia. She let me go with them! Eventually we came to a strange house with a lot of cobwebs and it looked very old. All of the kids peer pressured me into going there, Because they disliked me still.
I knocked on the door and an old lady opened it. She invited me to come in and get candy. "Do you want candy?" The old woman said. "Sure." i said. "Well too bad YOU GET VEGETABLES!" as she shoved brocolli and beets down my throats. I tried to escape, but she held me down tightly, Then, the biggest guy in my school punched the woman and i ran away. The last thing i heard from her was "YOU'RE GONNA GET CHUBBY FROM ALL THAT CANDY!".
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Holidays
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Halloween Candy...

It's fun to catch them trick or treating
Listen to their bodies barely breathing
Lapping up the blood they're bleeding
Remembering the events preceding
Seething, tensing, my body urging
Carefully concealed in the dark verdant
Pouncing on them, my adrenaline surging
My claws and their gut grotesquely merging
Looking to the sweet cavity now exposed
Screams unheard, location undisclosed
Intestines pulled out neatly juxtaposed
Excited to watch them decompose
Suddenly my eyes fixate on the mask
Astronaut helmet, the visor cracked
Looking to candy, the mask, and back
The craving for flesh must multitask
Mixture of flavors; eyeballs and sweets
Savoring the taste of my victims defeat
Hungering for more, but knowing how to feed
Move to the next house, say "trick or treat?"
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Holidays
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
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