Worst 100 Songs To Have Sex To

:See Unified Law of Subsequent Albums for more information on the scientific causes relating to music. 
According to Madonna's True Word, the following are the Worst 100* Songs To Have Sex To. Readers are required to have their condoms to hand. 
* Madonna does not care to count this list too closely, as she is too busy stealing African children.
==130 - 121==
;130. "Careless Whisper" - George Michael
;129. "Ding Dong Song" - Günther
;128. "Silent Night"
;127. "In the Navy" - Village People
;126. "Last Resort" - Papa Roach
;125. "Rappin' for Jesus" - Pastor Jim 
;124. "Sex Offender Shuffle" - Scott Gaidner
;123. Jaws Theme - John Williams
;122. "Sugar Walls"- Sheena Easton
;121. "Trololo" - Eduard Khil
==120-111==
;120. "O'Children" - Nick Cave 
;119. "Think I'd Better Leave Right Now" - Will Young
;118. "I Love You, You Love Me" - Barney
;117. "Stairway to Heaven" - Led Zeppelin
;116. "Jizz in My Pants" - The Lonely Island
;115. "Keep it on Wax" - Alexisonfire
;114. "Bite the Pain" - Death
;113. "Tell Slater Not to Wash His Dick" – Bring Me The Horizon
;112. "Already Over" -Red
;111. "The Morning After" - Faith No More
==110-101==
;110."Best of Both Worlds" - Hannah Montana
;109. "Smack My Bitch Up" - The Prodigy
;108. "Creep" - Radiohead
;107. "Family Guy Theme Song" - Barney
;106. "Maneater" - Hall & Oates
;105. "How Do You Like Me Now? - Toby Keith
;104. "We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off" - Jermaine Stewart
;103. "Pretty Fly" - The Offspring: (Give it to me baby..uh-huh, uh-huh.) I think you get the idea.
;102. "We Didn't Start the Fire" - Billy Joel:
;101. "Four Sticks" - Led Zeppelin
==100-91==
;100. "You Suffer" - Napalm Death: You'd have to be bloody quick to have sex to this!
;99. "The Final Contdown" - Europe
;98. "Revolution #9" - The Beatles
;97. "Bleed it Out" - Linkin Park 
:I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, just to throw it away, just to throw it away, I bleed it out
;96. "A Bitch is a Bitch" - NWA
;95. "Take Me Down To Funky Town" - Lipps Inc.
;94. "Raining Blood" - Slayer
;93. "A Boy Named Sue" - Johnny Cash
;92. "Cotton Eye Joe" - Rednex
;91. "Come On Eileen" - Dexys Midnight Runners
== 90-81 ==
;90. "Can You Feel It" - The Jacksons
;89. "To Rid the Disease" - Opeth
;88. "I'll Be There For You" (The Theme Song from Friends) - The Rembrandts
;87. "Ring Of Fire" - Johnny Cash
;86. "Bone Broke" - The White Stripes
;85. "The Hampster Dance" - Hampton the Hamster
;84. "Safety Dance" - Men Without Hats
;83. "I Want To Break Free" - Queen
;82. "Dude Looks Like a Lady" - Aerosmith
;81. "I Hate Everything About You" - Three Days Grace
;80. "Surfing Bird" - The Trashmen
== 80-71 ==
;80. "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down" - Cliff Friend and Dave Franklin
;79. "Fake It" - Seether
;78. "Folsom Prison Blues" - Johnny Cash
;77. "I Am The Walrus" - The Beatles
;76. "It Wasn't Me" - Rik Rok and Shaggy
;75. "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain"
;74. "Crazy Bitch" - Buckcherry
;73. "It's Raining Men" - The Weather Girls
;72. "Doin' The Mess Around" - Ray Charles
;71. "Who Are You" - The Who
== 70-61 ==
;70. "Rape Me" - Nirvana
;69. "How Could This Happen To Me" - Simple Plan
;68. "Who's Your Daddy?" - Toby Keith
;67. "I Think I'm Going Bald" - Rush
;66. "Dead Bodies Everywhere" - Korn
;65. "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" - Eiffel 65
;64. "Oh Yeah" - Yello (From Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
;63. "Macho Man" - Village People
;62. "4'33"" - John Cage
;61. "Heaven Is One Step Away" - Eric Clapton
== 60-51 ==
;60. "Impossible Brutality" - Kreator
;59. "He's A Radical Rat" - Samuel Asher-Weiss
;58. "Excitable Boy" - Warren Zevon
;57. "Sex, Murder, Art." - Slayer
;56. "Phoenix (Basement Jaxx Remix)" - Daft Punk
;55. "Who Wants To Live Forever" - Queen
;54. "Pain" - Three Days Grace
;53. "She's Got Balls" - AC/DC
;52. "Only The Young" - Journey
;51. "Strange Brew" - Cream
== 50-41 ==
;50. "It Don't Come Easy" - Ringo Starr
;49. "Rock You Like a Hurricane" - The Scorpions
;48. "I Ain't The One" - Lynyrd Skynyrd
;47. "Cold As Ice" - Foreigner
;46. "So Into You" - Atlanta Rhythm Section
;45. "Party Boy Theme Song" from Jackass
;44. "Remember Tomorrow" - Iron Maiden
;43. "I Cum Blood" - Cannibal Corpse
;42. "The Camera Eye" - Rush
;41. "They're Gonna Taste Great" - Kellogs Frosties
== 40-31 ==
;40. "Old Man" - Neil Young
;39. "Touch Me" - The Doors
;38. "Fucked to Death" - Devourment
;37. "For My Father" - Andy Mckee
;36. "Pull the Plug" - Death
;35. "The Bad Touch" - The Bloodhound Gang
;34. "Chainsaw Gutsfuck" - Mayhem
;33. "U Can't Touch This" - MC Hammer
;32. "Virus Alert" - Weird Al Yankovic
;31. "Bitch I'll Kill Ya" - Yung Dum Basturd
== 30-21 ==
;30."Land Down Under" - Men At Work
;29. "Abducted" - Hypocrisy
;28. "Strangers Like Me" - Phil Collins
;27. "Monochromatic Stains" - Dark Tranquillity
;26. "Taste My..." - Chimaira
;25. "Die By the Sword" - Slayer
;24. "Raped By The Light Of Christ" - At The Gates
;23. "Coerced Coexistence" - In Flames
;22. "Fuck Her Gently" - Tenacious D
;21. "Don't Stand So Close To Me" - The Police
== 20-11 ==
;20. "Breaking Up Is Hard Do Do" - Neil Sedaka
;19. "Somebody's Watching Me" - Rockwell
;18. "I Get Around" - The Beach Boys
;17. "April Come She Will" - Simon & Garfunkel
:(especially if it's February)
;16. "She Hates Me" - Puddle of Mudd
;15. "Why Don't We Do It In The Road" - The Beatles
;14. "Relax" - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
;13. "Satisfaction" - (The Residents cover. The original Rolling Stones version is fine.)
;12. "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"
;11 "Violent Pornography" - System of a Down (Unless you're into that sort of thing.)
== 10-1 ==
;10. "Stop" - Pink Floyd
;9. "Achy Breaky Heart" - Billy Ray Cyrus
;8. "Loser" - Beck
;7. "I Touch Myself" - Madonna
;6. "Doing Alright With The Boys" - Gary Glitter
;5. "Spongebob Squarepants Theme Song" - Weird Al Yankovic
;4. "Never Gonna Give You Up" - Rick Astley
;3. "Distant Early Warning" - Rush
;2. "Here Comes the Bride"
;1. "I'm Coming Out" - Diana Ross
==Special Addition All Time Song You're Never Supposed to Have Sex To:==
;0. "You Keep Me Hangin' On!" - Diana Ross and the Supremes
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