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TheLegendHacker666

==TheLegendHacker666 [The True Story]==
This Hacker Says To be a Hacker That Is a person That was Hacked. Lets Get To The Story:
Once It Was A Normal ROBLOX Day. Then Once a Hacker Named "AccountEliminator666" Came To Him. The Regular Person Was Scared To Hell Of His Name. Apperently. AccountEliminator666 Legitimate Went To Someones House In Real Life And Murdered Them. The Regular Person "Unknown Username" Was Frightend So Badly He Left. Then AccountEliminator666 Came To His House. The Regular Man Was Scared To His Heart of this moment. He Locked The Door Instead Of Opening It. Then.... Silence. Complete Silence. The Regular Man Was Frightend still. About 15 Minutes Later He Forgot Everything. Then He Went On ROBLOX Found AccountEliminator666 Is Playing The Game Prove It On ROBLOX The Regular Man Joined. He Found Him. AccountEliminator666... Hacked Him...............About a Week Later. The Regular Person Was Studying About Hacking. He Found Our The Legend Hacks. Now! He's Back As TheLegendHacker666 He Adds 666 Because He Worships The Devil. He Got Payback By Hacking AccountEliminator666 Permanetly Banning Him! Then TheLegendHacker666 Got The Idea Of Hacking ROBLOX. And So He Did. For Now On. Watch Your Back ROBLOX. He'll Be Back On Augest 1st.
Originally on Roblox Creepypasta Wiki.
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TheRealSolid C.AVI

I was walking down KH alone without my good pal Craig. The bus was late to pick me up. I was scared like shitting my pants as I entered Costa to receive free WI-FI. I was like "Yo Gok wan wanna chill & have a coffee?" Craig's voice became all distorted on the phone. I was fucking scared, and my phone exploded as everyone looked at me like I was a Zong. Just as I went to baby sip my coffee I could not believe that the man outside had ZibZob eyes. I was once told by a wise Sid that I will not be that one today, but I'll be that one tomorrow. No longer working at the paper shop or tossing notes out with Emma. No longer taking bets, I was fucking afraid of being in Costa ALONE. I called 999 on my spare Samdsung drug dealer phone and shouted: "Adam or Ambulance, please help me, Adam or Ambulance".
Craig spooked me when he turned up at the glass door, I was shaking and he offered me a Relentless Energy drink. We both took small man sips and wondered when Adam would show. just as I witnessed a flying eggman outside my window, I told Hard Man Craig that I could not take this anymore. This fucking KH shit was impossible to handle. Using my small man boots I kicked the door open. Craig had gotten me a large soup hot chocolate and I thanked him with 'ZF' texted to his big man phone. Two blondes came in and we couldn't believe that they had stalked us. I was like "Yo Gok Wan wanna netflix n' chill?' They were like you 'creep' stop DMing me about Adam's party. I just replied with 'Hi' and walked off with my slender neck hanging down like a fucking little snake. 
Just as I thought I had seen it all, Eggman Andy bombed us in Costa. Craig whispered it would be all over soon. I nodded and waited for Adam to show. Just before I could blink, Adam booted the door down and entered the Costa establishment with his fucking man mans money. He said whop your wad, whop your wad on the counter. Just as we witnessed a strange man's events. Craig's eyes were missing, two red shiny circles now in the black holes of his eye sockets. He said to me "Why you off the radar" and I fucking exploded. Adam asked for a spar and ended small man luke's 9 lives. Just before he could stand up again, Craig delivered the final blow. All it took was a small punch and he folded over like paper. No longer alive I am somehow writing this from the dead. Now witnessing Craig's ongoing terror where he spooks people in the night. 
Beware of static, or you may be killed by buzzsaw
THE END.
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The "Haha Stewie From Family Guy" Copypasta

STEWIE IS JUST ONE OF A KIND, ADORABLE BUT DEADLY BUT CARING AND SOMETIMES SEEMS LIKE A VILLANS BUT IS SOMETIMES BEATEN UP BY HIS SIBLINGS AND HIS DOG BRIAN, LIKE A HUSKY PUPPY A HUSKY PUPPY LIKE 4 TO 7 MONTHS OR THE MONTHS ITS AGES DOESNT MATTER, A HUSKY PUPPY NOT HUSKIES WITH THEIR TAILS CURL UPWARDS BUT HUSKIES WITH ITS TAILS DOWN WARDS AND NOT DOWN LIKE GERMAN SHEPHERD BUT CAN CURL UP BUT MOST OF THE TIME ITS DOWN SIDE LIKE A WOLF, ITS PUPPY THEY ARE CUTE YET HAVE SHARP NEEDLE BITE AND CAN PLAY AROUND FOR A WHOLE DAY, SOME BREEDS WITH HIGH STAMINA ENDURANCE, THEY HAVE LIMITS, BUT HUSKIES AND THEIR PUPPIES, HUSKY PUPPIES CAN PLAY AND BE ALART FOR LIKE A WHOLE DAY, AND THEY ARE SMALL AS A PUPPY, BUT ARE REALLY CURIOUS, WHEN BOUGHT INSIDE A HOUSE THEY WILL FIRST LOOK AROUND LOOK UP, NOT LIKE OTHERS DOGS, OTHERS DOGE EILL FIRST SNIFF THE GROUND FIRST, BUT HUSKY ARE OPPOSITE THEY WOULD LOOK AROUND USING THEIR EYES SURVEY AROUND, THEN WILL CAME INSIDE AND START PLAYING OR GOING AROUND FORTH IN AND OUT LIKE A BUSY PERSON GOING TO HIS OFFICE JOB, SMALL, ADORABLE BUT ARE EXTREMELY INDEPENDENT, AND WHEN THEY FELT LONELY THEY WILL SNUGGLE OR CLIMB UP AND LIKE TRYING TO SIT OR STAY IN THE LAP, THEY ARE MORE LIKE "CAT" IN THE CANINE DOMESTIC DIFFERENT DOG BREEDS, LIKE A CHEETAH IS MORE LIKE A DOG A CANINE THEN A FELINE CAT IN THEIR VARIETY SPECIES.
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The "Hey Stinky" Walter White Video Ruined My Viewing Experience

I hate this video. I HATE this video. So I saw it before watching Breaking Bad, right? And I thought "oh haha it's funny Mario called Walter the funny stinky word and Walter White died haha that's pretty funny." What I DIDN'T account for, however, is the effects watching this would have on my viewing of the show. I get to the "say my name" bit, still dramatic, still good, it's whatever. Then I get to the scene where Walter White falling is from. Before that shot, I'm nearly about to start crying because of the emotion of Hank's death, and then what do I see? I see Walt fall to the ground. And I can't stop laughing. HANK'S DEAD AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. This otherwise dramatic scene is completely RUINED by this fucking video, this Mario stinky video completely killed the dramatic tension of one of the most climactic scenes of the show. Ten out of ten, fucking hilarious, ruined my viewing experience, go fuck yourself.
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The "Leak"

This was taken from a man's video documentary during a chemical leak.
__NOTOC__
==6/17/2008==
Umm, well, I've got bad news, everyone. We had a chemical leak, I don't know much about it but they said for all of us to stay inside until further notice.
==6/17/2008/5:00 PM==
Nothing, no contact with anyone. I've been looking on the news for them to say anything but nothing. I'm getting terribly bored. I guess I will just surf on the internet.
==6/17/2008/7:00 PM==
Well I haven't heard anything. I'm off to bed, maybe they will contact us until tomorrow.
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==6/18/2008/8:00 AM==
Hello. Not a word from the government or nothing. I am running out of food already. I'm worried.
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==6/18/2008/4:00 PM==
Okay! They said that they would bring some food for us. Finally! It's great to have some contact!
==6/19/2008/9:30 AM==
I need some food, I need food, why are they not giving me any food?!
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I am so bored... When does it stop? See you on the 21st.
==6/21/2008/3:30 PM==
NOTHING! .... I'm sorry, I'm sorry please forgive me for that. Hehe. Where is the food?! WHERE IS THAT FOOD! I'm craving something! You want to talk, I bet you do. Internet doesn't work, TV doesn't work.
==6/25/2008/10:00 PM==
Hey there, I just wanted to say "goodbye," okay! I cannot take this one bit more!!! Hahaha! LEAVE ME ALONE! You want to see something funny? I know you do... (Pulls out pocket knife.) Ohhh look at this beauty. You wanted to see something funny right? I can slice this and eat it....
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==6/25/2008/2:00 AM==
I don't feel it... I honestly don't feel a thing... You want to share. NO! It's mine! Hahaha! You know you want it! SORRY YOU CAN'T!
The man committed suicide in a terrible way. He was so hungry he ate his own kidney and most of his organs were missing. He soon died after.
Thank you for reading.
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The "Nostalgia Critic Apparition" Incident

It's a quiet Friday Night, 11 PM has hit the clock, you were laying in your bed, finishing watching Nostalgia Critic's new review, it was a simple waste of your valuable time you could be wasting by sleeping.
As the time went on, you started to feel pretty... lustful, horny if you will. You start googling for your favourite dirty content, you happen to find your favourite stuff to stroke your Kermit to. You get the video playing in the background, as you are pleasuring yourself, grunting, huffing and puffing with a bit of moaning to it. As you were about to climax, Nostalgia Critic's intro is playing in your head, you erupt a volcano right with the end to the song. "Ahhh, this was good..." You said to yourself, as you wiped the sweat from your forehead. "... Wait..." you then had a horrifying realisation... your second hand wasn't stroking your member during your lustful ritual, this had sent chills down your spine, whatever is holding your private, it still keeps on doing so, worst of all... it still holds on...
You feel something, breathing right into your sweaty ear, you are too paralysed with fear to look into your right side of the bed, as the you could feel the breathing getting warmer, you can hear gentle, smoothing whispers: "Hello.... I'm the Nostalgia Critic... I remember it... so you don't have to..." As you heard this full sentence, your ears have been filled with a loud and blood curdling screech! The sheer volume of this creature's voice slowly makes you lose consciousness! The last word you hear before completely fainting were: "The review... must go on..."
You then suddenly woke up, looking around panicked and confused with what just happened. It was 9 AM in the morning, you were still wearing your headphones wired up to your phone. You sighed with relief, knowing this was all just a messed up dream you probably got from your recent lack of healthy sleep schedule. To make sure, you decide to check your pants, but you then notice that... you have cummed in your sleep...
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The "bloody pony" incident

pinkie pie was walking to a party in ponyville.
"MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN, WITH MY DONUT" she sings as she's going over to the party. that would later on become the biggest mistake of her life when the "bloody pony" incident was about to take place there.
after pinkie pie arrived to the party, it was MAD CRAZY! everyone was drinking apple cider (the drink, not the pony) and getting drunk off of it, there was snacks, and we can't forget the punch. "wow! what a cool party!" pinkie said as she jumps in joy, suddenly someone else busted into the party. everyone gasped and the music stopped as an awkward moment of silence took over. "who teh heasll is thaatwaywta" said the now drunken rainbow dash who later on fell to the floor.
"i am lustbust. may i join your party?"
"sure! just don't drink too much apple cider, ok? look what it did to rainbow dash..." said pinkie who later on points at dash on the floor.
"oh dear..." said lustbust, then she later on gets into the party and the music continues which startles her, then she later on dashes to the bathroom and throws fluttershy in and closes the door.
"what do you think they're doing in there?" said applejack.
"i think they are doing the-" but before rainbow dash could continue, "nah fam idk what's happening but PRIVACY?" said rarity.
then lustbust came out the bathroom with blood all over her with a beaten up fluttershy in her hand with a psychotic look.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HER?!?!?" said applejack, "MY HEART!!!!!! I LOVED HER!!!!!!!!!!!" rainbow dash yelled out indicating that she truly is, a lesbian.
"YOU SEE... THAT STARTLED ME... AND I DIDN'T LIKE THAT!!! SO ALL OF YOU DIE!!!!!!!!" screamed lustbust, then she brutally murders everyone in the party while pinkie pie was able to escape out of fear, and now that day was labeled as the bloody pony incident.
2 days later, lustbust is now arrested after she was caught strangling a filly to death, but she escaped and is around here in ponyville somewhere...
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Category:Satire
Category:Pointless Violence
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The $1 Million Box

There was once this old couple that lived out in the woods. Their nearest neighbors were 10 acres away and they had a pretty happy, quiet life.
One cold, rainy night as they sat in their chairs in front of the fire talking and drinking hot cocoa, they heard someone rapping at the door. They opened it and an old man with long stringy grey hair, and missing quite a few teeth entered.
They offered him hot coca and a place in front of the fire. They noticed he was clutching an old, ordinary looking wooden box. "Excuse me sir, what is that you are holding?" asked the woman politely.
"Ah, so good of you to ask, this, is the fortune and fate of many,"
The couple, bewildered questioned what this was supposed to mean.
"Well, I will tell you, this box is over 200 years old, and it has moved from person to person, it has never stopped because of no consideration of others. If you walk into any woods in the world, and find the crescent moon stone, and bring it back to me, then when I open this box, a million dollars will have appeared and it will be all yours. But the catch is, if you take the million dollars, someone you don't know will die."
The man was hesitant to do this, because someone would die, even though it would be someone they didn't know, he still thought it a terrible thing to do. But his wife bullied him into it, "Oh, it'll probably be some homeless person on the verge of death anyway." she said.
So he went out into the woods, and searched aimlessly for hours, until he found a smooth stone, in the shape of a crescent moon.
When he got back home he presented it to the old man.
"Are you sure this is what you want? Remember, someone you don't know will die,"
"Yes, this is what I want."
The old man opened the box, and there just as he had said, was the million dollars. The woman snatched it and immediately began to count, when she was satisfied, the old man picked up the box and said, "I'd better be off,"
He opened the door, and stepped out into the rain, and before he closed the door, turned to face the couple and said. "I'd better be off to give this box to someone who doesn't know you."
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The 12 Days of Christmas Abridged

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, Dr. Robotnik's big Pingas!
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 3 juicy titties 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies 3 juicy titties 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies 3 juicy titties 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies 3 juicy titties 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies 3 juicy titties 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies 3 juicy titties 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies 3 juicy titties 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 10 dumbfucks that die in shitty creepypastas 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies 3 juicy titties 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11 Guys impaled by Jeremy Kyle's big dick 10 dumbfucks that die in shitty creepypastas 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies 3 juicy titties 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 12 monster trucks flying out of my ass 11 Guys impaled by Jeremy Kyle's big dick 10 dumbfucks that die in shitty creepypastas 9 sonic.exe ripoffs made by cockheads 8 shitty sanic bewm sequels 7 quickscoped scrubs 6 donkey dicks 5 copies of Big Tits at Teddies 4 copies of Knife Fights at Neddies 3 juicy titties 2 big testicles and Dr. Robotnik's big pingas!
On the 4 millionth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 4 million whiny Douche dicks on call of duty bullshitting about how they fucked my mom last night after I quickscoped their fat asses!
Jesus, my true love is a fucking bitch!
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The 21st

I had erectile dysfunction to begin with. If you remember one detail, dear reader, remember this, or the events that transpired will hold no horror, no chills upon your body, no mind numbing terror. So you shall forgive me for stating that which bears repeating: I have erectile dysfunction.
It was a bitter cold day in a suburb of Nashville. The thin blankets of frost kissed the ground, providing a fragile yet satisfying crunch with every cautious step. Had the sun endeavored the courage to meet the world, it might have transformed it all to a nourishing quench to the barren land. But alas, no such plans came to fruition. This was bittersweet, for while I amused myself with a melodic gait, I soon greeted the all too familiar sting that comes with being ill prepared for a day such as this. That is to say, I was a smidge on the cold side due to not wearing adequate winder garb.
As I approached my destination, my mind suddenly vacated. I froze, as a single name permeated my consciousness. Frieda.
Ah, Freida! What would I give to gaze upon her elegant, swanlike neck. What would I pay to spend just one more day warm in the bask of her warm, caring gaze. Oh how she would gaze! Now, she was but a distant ember in the hearth of my life.
I wondered why I thought of her now, if all times, of all days! But then, my curiosity was sated. However, what transpired made me wish I had never stepped out of my humble abode at all. Read on, my dear sweet cherished reader, read on! You will scarcely believe your senses, as the haunting tale unfolds.
As I pondered, another thought was able to shimmy and squeeze into the folds of my brain. It was getting colder. Yes, as brisk as it was, it was about to get even more brisk. I wasn't sure if I was up for such briskness, but knew I had to reach the ATM. For how was I to purchase a delicious bagel with schmear (forgive my abrasive slang, but I must confess that I am of Judaic faith and have a coincidental fondness for plain cream cheese) from my local Einstein Bros?
I was naught but five steps away from my destination, when I could go no further. Not physically, mind you. I stopped due to noticing with rapid speed a phenomenon not easily explained. The wind collected into a tight swirl. A strange translucent shape began to build within.
A swirl, a twirl, a... Girl? Well, yes. And no. It was a girl, faintly appearing before my eyes. And yet, I could see the frost untouched, unsoiled, below her feet. At this moment, I was sure of three things. This was the spitting likeness of my long lost Freida. That it took all my strength not to emit a shrill screech in fear. And that I was in for an experience of a lifetime that I would not soon forget.
There she was: a ghost. "Oh, shit," said I. Then, my blood ran with both the consistency and temperature of ice. The ghost then tried to give me a blowjob. But I couldn't get hard. For hours she tried, but a boner never came.
The end...?
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The 24-Hour Period of Hemoglobin

This is a written piece describing the 24 hour period in which there were large amounts of hemoglobin. A humanoid was strolling aimlessly, and hemoglobin randomly began to gush from his humanoid figure. The amount of hemoglobin was so great that the elevator in which the man was standing became engulfed in hemoglobin. He headed towards the center for purchasing goods, and he soon realized that the entire center for purchasing goods was likewise engulfed in hemoglobin. Humanoids lost traction in the hemoglobin and stumbled. Most every humanoid felt a complete feeling of disgust. The man attempted to float in the mass of hemoglobin, but there were several species of the genus Carcharodon swimming amongst the patrons of the center for purchasing goods. The Carcharodons quickly became infuriated, and commenced their attacks against the patrons using their powerful mandibles. In a separate incident, the hemoglobin overcame a child and a canine. When the day came to a close, every humanoid came to a mutual agreement that the male humanoid that was at the root of the problem should be catapulted into the upper mesosphere. This ceased the hemoglobin from spreading. The most frightening section of this ordeal is that the male humanoid is ye, the reader!
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