Reichtangle

Reichtangle ( German: Reichteck) is the main antagonist from the Polandball comics. It is a countryball character representing the future Viertes Reich or just a tall rectangle version of German Empireball.
On /r/polandball, Reichtangle is only the Fourth Reich while the Second Reich is a normal ball. However, in other places, Reichtangle is sometimes used to represent both.
It is a tall, slender character with small white dots as eyes. It tends to loom over its peers and thoroughly creeps them out. It's very stärk but tends to prefer to "play" with the other countryballs. This, though, tends to end in Reichtangle "breaking" its "toys". Many think of Reichtangle as "evil", or "demonic"; however, it's just like a patriot, serving their country. 
==History==
962~1806: Erstes Reich Holy Roman Empire
1871~1918: Zweites Reich German Empire
1933~1945: Drittes Reich German Reich
2005~2021: Viertes Reich Merkelreich
2021~: Fünftes Reich Scholzreich
Future: Sechstes Reich Schattenreich
==Origins==
The specific origins to Reichtangle's existence is debated and uncertain, dating back to the Krautchan/4chan era.
Originally it was used to portray a future fourth Reich. It is theorized it was drawn that way as to make Germany annexing Poland seem more intimidating, adding an otherworldly factor since everyone else is a mere sphere.
The name "Reichtangle" came long after the creation of the model itself, being a pun on "Reich" and "Rectangle". In the early days where the community was small, the name stuck and remains to this day.
==How to summon the Reichtangle==
There is a game based on this by Wassuper26. It is scientifically proven that Reichtangle can be summoned by annoying Germanyball. The best way to do that is asking him for anything until he can no longer take it. Another way to summon Reichtangle is by not paying your debts to EUball. Eventually, he will be forced to reveal his true self become Reichtangle to force you to pay up. However, you may end up summoning Merkelreichtangle if you use the EU to summon Reichtangle.
Another way to summon him is to do the Reich ritual. To do this, you must draw a tall rectangle with the colour red. Then surround it with red 6 candles and after that place voodoo dolls of former German states. Then after that say Anschluss 3 times. Eventually, a portal from the 2nd dimension will appear and that will release the Reichtangle.
== Flag Color==
==Relations==
===Friends/Freunde===
None
Reichtangle was not a particularly skilled socialite. But it managed to be friends with some countries.
* Prussiaball - Mein parent, I shall not let you down...
* Omskbird - Mein best Freund... forever.
* Trilluminati - Mein triangle friend. Yuo are better than that Asian bootleg of you!
* Majapahitangle - Meine südostasiatische Version, we both can anschluss ze world!!
* ISISball - A Middle Eastern version of me.
* Ottomanball - A gut Kebab freund zat hates everyone I hate und can into oil.
* Austria-Hungaryball - Mein Comrade.
* Vendetta from Making Fiends - Mein waifu.
* Burkina Fasoball - Thanks for killing zat rip-off of me.
* Austriaball - Loves me. Respect...
* Denmarkball - Wunts me to hide in its Lego.
* Croatiaball - Even ich need a little break in the Balkan coast... I like right-wing politics... Du be wise to be right-wing and women leadership.
* Nazi Germanyball - SIEG HEIL, MEIN FÜHRER!!
* 6ball and Sentineleseball - Yuo are izh my best partners. WE CAN ALL ANSCHLUSS THE WORLD TOGETHER!!!
* Germanyball (sometimes) - I'm inside zis body. It knows me vell. But... (read enemies section)
* Soviet Unionball - Was of created after I put communism in the Russian Empire. But can into vodka.
* Roanoke Colonyball - We both lost, just like mich.
* German Empireball - Glorious Empire dat I rule as Kaiser. Yuo vill return once I Anschluss the vorld.
===Enemies/Feinde===
It hates everybody else, but most importantly:
* Germanyball (mostly) - IHR WERDET MICH NIE LOS!! ICH WERDE AUFSTEHEN!
* UKball - Zey vere good freunds until Belgium got between zem. Zey schtill get along, zough..... YOU STUPID ISLAND! YOU ONLY WON BECAUSE OF COLONIES! YOU RUIN SCHLIEFFEN PLAN! FUK YOU! THANK GOD YOUR KÖNIGIN IST TOT! SHE DESERVED IT!!!
**: What the fok did YOU JUST SAY ABOUT HER LATE MAJESTY?!
* Franceball - Natural enemies. I partially like its parent, but zey fight a lot...step-parent... Anschluss victim...
* USAball - Vhy did ich even vant to be allied viz Mexicoball...?
* Portugalball - Yuo idiot ally of UKball...
* Brazilball - FUCK YUO! YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH BURGER AND VODKA! REMOVE BOLSONARO, SAMBA, FUTBOL, FUNK CARIOCA, HUE AND CARNIVAL! ANSCHLUSS
* Belgiumball - Yuo have not many clay, yuo just vorzhless shortcut into Frankreich...Another anschluss victim...
* Netherlandsball - Yuo are a part of ze shortcut to France, sayings thanks to Schlieffen! Another anschluss victim...
* Russian Empireball - Yuo pay me and ich let you leave...
* Polandball - Mein favorite anschluss victim... Anschluss!!!
* Olkuszball - PUT THAT WEAPON DOWN YOU DUMB BALL!!!
*Other anschluss victims such as Luxembourgball, Switzerlandball, Austriaball, and Czech Republicball... ANSCHLUSS THEM...ANSCHLUSS THEM ALL!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
* Greeceball - YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR???? YOU MUST DIE!! *THUNDERSTORM INTENSIFIES*
* Yemenball - Yuo stole mein flag...ANSCHLUSS!!
* Egyptball - Yuo also stole mein flag. ANSCHLUSS!!
* Sealandball - More flag stealers... ANSCHLUSS!! And since you are extremely small, I'm gonna anschluss you even easier!
* Republic of Upper Voltaball - YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THE OTHER FLAG STEALERS!! YOUR FLAG IS AN EXACT COPY OF MINE!! IM GLAD YUO ARE DEAD!! ROT IN HECK YOU STUPID RIP-OFF!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
* Kurwaball and Polandball (Kiribati) - Yuo guys are Polen. ANSCHLUSS!!
* Indonesiaball, Monacoball. Kantōball, , Republic of Luccaball, Czech SRball, Rakhine Stateball and Tarijaball - All of yuor flags look like Polen's. ANSCHLUSS!!
==How to draw==
Drawing Reichtangle is simple:
*Divide the rectangle into three rectangles (don't take them apart).
*Color them black (for the top), white (middle) and red (for the bottom).
*Draw the eyes as white dots, and you are finished.
==Gallery==
==See also==
*Facebook page
*Subreddit
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