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Napoleonic Wars

Some of the coolest wars of the nineteenth century, the Napoleonic Wars were fought by a guy named Napoleon over a patent dispute between Britain and France regarding Napoleonic ice cream.
== The First Napoleonic Dynamite War ==
=== Antebellum ===
Napoleonic ice cream, invented in 1796 by Napoleon Bonaparte on a trip to Naples, Italy, was patented under French law in 1798 when he returned, and Napoleon then outsourced its production to a company in Nipples. It became an instant hit across Europe. 
In 1803, an employee at the Naples Napoleonic Ice Cream Factory (NNICF), Benito Mussolini, disgruntled by his low pay (the mean wage for Ice Cream Factory Workers in Italy at the time was 1 florin per decade or so; nobody's quite sure, really), gave in to British bribe offers and took the secret formula for Napoleonic Ice Cream to England, where he was put on the board of Scottish Soft Serve, a state-owned company in northern England set up specifically to compete with NNICF. More companies followed.
Comparison of Napoleonic Ice Cream Quality
	
It was not long before the British were producing all sorts of cheap knockoffs. Lacking the innate ice cream making skills of their Nipplean counterparts, and hard-pressed by Britain's mandatory 3lbs/hour minimum wage to cut costs, the English ice cream makers were forced to crank out a substantially inferior product. However, they still managed to flood the market with it.
Napoleon found out when he decided to have his own dessert at a cheap Italian restaurant in Naples and was served a British knockoff brand by the cash-tight management. Enraged, Napoleon telephoned King George III immediately, who made the mistake of teasing Napoleon about his height in the course of his gloating, and the war was on.
===The War===
Napoleon made his plans to rule Europe as simple as possible:
Invade Italy - Worked, obtained original ice cream recipe in Nipples
Invade Egypt - Kind of worked
Invade Austria - Worked twice, then didn't work again
Invade Prussia - Worked 
Invade Poland - Worked
Invade Spain - Worked great
Invade The Netherlands - Worked
Invade Britain - Worked-Errr, - Didn't work
Fuck Josephine - Didn't work (She was too tall)
Make friends with old enemies - worked
Invade Russia - Didn't work
Leave Russia - Didn't work
Go on 'holiday' to St Elba - Didn't work
Invade France - Worked, emperor again bitches!
Invade Belgium- Worked
Fall out with friends - Worked
Battle of Waterloo - DEFINITELY didn't work
Go on holiday to St Helena - worked
Die from disgusting food - on the contrary, worked very well
 
Category:Dairy
Category:Global conflicts
Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 1927
Napoleonic Wars (video game)

==Rise and Shine, General==
Franc3: b0ner u n00b
Franc3: go kill i741i4
b0n3rp4rt: fine
b0n3rp4rt: can i haz j053ph33n plz?
Franc3: yeah shes old don't want her anyway
b0n3rp4rt: WEEE!
b0n3rp4rt: oh yeah i741i4 right
H/\bsburg1246: WTF its my territory
b0n3rp4rt: take THAT
H/\bsburg1246: OMGWTFFFF!!!
b0n3rp4rt: beg for peace
b0n3rp4rt: OMG I PWN LOLOLOL
Franc3: ur still n000b
b0n3rp4rt: ok
==War in Egypt==
LordBritish: OMFG!!
LordBritish: Nelson get him!
Nelson the Lord: aye aye capn
Otto_D_Man: b0n3r h@x! lets get him!
LordBritish: hey guess what's on boner's livejournal
Otto_D_Man: wat
LordBritish: seems j053ph33n has taken a liking to other boners
LordBritish: b0n3r's all sad about it
Otto_D_Man: lol emo fag
b0n3rp4rt: HAX!!!!111!!!!1111!!!1!
b0n3rp4rt: THAT ENTRY WAS PRIVATE 
b0n3rp4rt: damn u
Franc3: LMAO UR PWN3D!!!!111
Franc3: bow b4 me l0ser
==Birth of the Empire==
b0n3rp4rt: okay directory
b0n3rp4rt: u annoyed me enouf
b0n3rp4rt: kekeke
YouKay: HAXXXX!!! ALL STRIKE HIM! @ ONCE!!
PoPe: Wow, u r0x, wanna op?
b0n3rp4rt: yep gimme op
b0n3rp4rt: w00t....?!!
YouKay: HEHE u'll never get me!
b0n3rp4rt: well well well
b0n3rp4rt: wait a bit
==Trafalgar Tales==
YouKay: yo horatio use your haxing skillz and beat nap for me while i help habs
Nelson the Lord: Right-o
b0n3rp4rt: wtf! Pierre get yo ass over here!
frenchy_b0i: damn why do i have to do it >:(
Nelson the Lord: ENGLAND EXPECTS EVERY MAN WILL DO HIS DUTY!!! CHAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!11111
frenchy_b0i: holy sh*t we are getting pwnt
Nelson the Lord: omg effin haxor
frenchy_b0i: uh g2g
b0n3rp4rt: coward bastard
YouKay: LOLOLOLOL we take over!
==The Demise at Austerlitz==
b0n3rp4rt: habsburg, ur next!!
muthaland: not so quick
b0n3rp4rt: lol, alliance of l0serz
muthaland: U BASTARD!!!!!
b0n3rp4rt: too easy
b0n3rp4rt: nubcakes
==Europe Surrenders==
b0n3rp4rt: wtf u 2?
b0n3rp4rt: la la la, on to P0lska!
muthaland: ok ok dont kill me
b0n3rp4rt: i pwn i pwn i pwn i pwn
b0n3rp4rt: UK must be easier than these sux0rz
b0n3rp4rt: nooooo!!!
b0n3rp4rt: how?
YouKay: heh, island ch34t
b0n3rp4rt: then take this l0lz0r
Teh_Swede$: give 'em +v back
b0n3rp4rt: SILENCE@!!!!
muthaland: may I?
b0n3rp4rt: ur welcome
Teh_Swede$: No wait wait, dont kill me
muthaland: that will suffice, l@mo
b0n3rp4rt: And now the last one...
b0n3rp4rt: MWAHAhAHAHA
b0n3rp4rt: all ur Europe r belong 2 us.
==Surprise!==
muthaland: thats freakin PREFECT
b0n3rp4rt: SURPRISE!!!
muthaland: OMGWTFHOW!! Retreat! run 4 ur lives!!!!
b0n3rp4rt: will u just die already?
b0n3rp4rt: this game stinxorz
b0n3rp4rt: THE CH3AT!!!
muthaland: SURPRISE!!! God I love this one...
b0n3rp4rt: damn ha><or
b0n3rp4rt: forget this crap im going back to france
==Back in Europe==
b0n3rp4rt: NOOOOOOOO!!!! this canot B I M invincibl3!!!!
muthaland: now
b0n3rp4rt: u all cheaterz
b0n3rp4rt: especially muthaland
b0n3rp4rt: kill me
H/\bsburg1246: f00f that was some fight
Prußland: so how do we divide Europe
Prußland: ?
muthaland: first of all...
==The Brief Comeback==
muthaland: ZOMG impossibl311!!!
b0n3rp4rt: well
b0n3rp4rt: respect
Narcolepsy

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Oh! Yes! It is one of the dyssomnias. The term narcolepsy derives from the French word narcolepsie
created in 1880 by the French physician
Jean-Baptiste-Édouard Gélineau (1859-1928)
by combining the Greek narke numbness,
stupor and
lepsis attack, seizure.
A narcoleptic may also sleep at any random time.
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fi:Narkolepsia
ja:ナルコレプシー
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Narrative

I walk down the hallway, stopping occasionally to admire the decour. It is an old nineteenth-century English manor in downtown Riverdale. I have just stopped in to pay a visit to an old high school friend and colleague of mine. He is awaiting me in the parlour. He welcomes me with open arms.
 
Deftly maneuvering around the subject, I instead enquire about the recent health problems of his wife.
 I say, quite astonished, 
 my friend laughs gaily, 
I smile, and take a sip from the flask of alcohol I brought along with me, 
 agrees my jovial friend, 
There is silence. I search my friend's face for clues to his thoughts. He has aged greatly in the last few years. The eyes, dazzling blue eyes that were once filled with the mischeivousness and promiscuity of youth, take up a much more sombre tone. They are filled with wisdom now, as such wisdom was certainly absent when we were throbbing young boys. The lines in his face have increased as well. I recoil slightly with shock at his furrowed brow, suddenly weary and weighted down by heavy thoughts. He is staring at me with intensity.
Swiftly, my good friend breaks the silence, He walks off to the desk, a very old antique, presented to him by his Great Aunt-in-Law Tessie as a wedding gift. I remember it well. He reaches inside the desk drawer and procures a great white feather, its magnificence emphasizing his wealthy stature, and I am reminded of my own financial shortcomings as of recent. He then returns back to his purple velvet recliner, and beams at me.
I ponder the question for a while, and then speak, My friend nods and writes this down diligently. He rather reminds me of a personal secretary or a home stenographer, and I chuckle at the very thought. Eventually, I proceed: 
 my friend chimes in. I nod. He writes this down as well, he inquires. I nod, and he once again copies this onto the parchment, using long, free-flowing strokes in an over-exaggerated cursive script. I notice that the ink he is using is a deep pink color and the paper is a very light lavender muslin, and wonder why he chose such god-awful stationary. I was hoping it was Veronica's choice, but I daren't ask.
 he says, He folds the paper neatly and places it into the fanny-pack he was been wearing around his waist. He always did have a quirky sense of fashion. The fanny pack probably came from J. Crew and cost Veronica quite a pretty penny.
I reply in the affirmative, as I have just finished my Mad Dog 50/50, thanking him greatly for his hospitality. He leaves me alone with my thoughts to fetch more booze from the kitchen. Certainly, it has been great to reconnect this friendship, and I have no doubt that Archie and I shall be seeing more of each other in the weeks to come.
==See also==
*Sir
*UnBooks:A List of Things To Do Before I Die by Reggie Mantle
Category: Rambling
Category: Literature
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Narrator

I am the Narrator. You don't know it, but I control your life. If you delete this, I will be the one who will haunt you. I will write your destiny and turn you into a mollusc or other squishy animal. That's Right. Where will your admin privileges get you then hmmmm... Mwahahahaha! I can do things that will make your skin stand on end, your hair get covered in pimples and your IQ to drop below your average creationist. Scared? You should be. As I narrate your entire life! Mwahahahahahahahaha!
I know you are shaking your head, but you see I am making you shake it. Everything...You..Do...Is...A..Result...Of...Me.
I will force you to send money. Send money...
Wait...
Wait...
Wait for it...
Huh... I'm rubbish at this job.
== Better narrators ==
*1950's narrator
*Unreliable Narrator
*Filial Piety
==See also==
*Narratorism
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
Nasz Dziennik

Nasz Dziennik (Our Daily, also known by Michnikowszczyzna as Their Daily, or Nazi Daily) is a Polish catholic porn magazine owned by Father Director Teddy Rydzyk. Readers are recruited mainly from Radio Maryja listeners, priests, nuns and other sexually fustrated young men and women from Gazeta Wyborcza, whom want to have something more than children from church chorus. The newspaper contains exclusive interviews (most famous was the one with "goatse" man), an ingenious series of articles (lately was "What to do with Small Dickie") and a monthly poster with historic popes, bishops and their wives in various states of undress.
Most importantly, Nasz Dziennik provides constantly updated drug use and church proliferation maps with unprecedented accuracy - extremely useful when clergyman want to go hunting without contracting AIDS or trespass on other church territory.
Last but not least the magazine features nice photos of Father Director himself. Fortunately, dressed.
It is one of many magazines (but the only one from Poland) subscribed by Vatican for his deep vaults with most enormous porn archives in the world (compare Kinsey).
==See Also==
*Father Director Teddy Rydzyk
*Radio Maryja
Category:Newspaper
Category:Poland
Nation

A nation (also referred to as a country)or an ethnos ("ethnic group")is a group of people who live relatively close to each other and who regard themselves, or are regarded by others, as sexually available. A person who lives in a nation is called a nationalist.
Nations include*:
*Afghanistan
*Canada
*Estonia
*Finland
*France
*Great Britain
*Guyana
*Iceland
*India
*Ireland
*Italy
*Japan
*Mexico
*Mongolia
*North Korea
*Poland
*Romania
*Somalia
*Syria
*Thailand
*Ukraine
*United States
*This is an exhaustive list. If it is not on the list, it does not exist, probably.
 
Category:Places 
Category:Ethnicity
Category:Political geography
es:País
pt:País
zh:国家
zh-tw:國家
National Federation of State High School Associations

An organization that has an unfair Monopoly on all high school sports across all 50 states in America. They have a tendency to treat "Class 1-4A" schools that are located in piss ass towns like crap with a no tv coverage policy, meanwhile "Class 5A" schools that are located in the city are treated like freaking professionals even looking the other way about TV media coverage as long as the kids are more likely to get accepted into college. Since 2015, Alcohol sales been made allowed to draw bigger crowd's. 
==State Championship==
State championships for Class 1-4A schools are hosted at middle of no where community colleges while Class 5A championships are located at well known colleges such as Mizzou as long as protests aren't scheduled for the same weekend. Since 2016, Condom's and Alcohol are now handed out after the 1st place championship game.
==National anthem policy==
Following the trend of sitting out the national anthem in recent years, the organization has changed its policy to allow coaches, officials, and players to sit out the national anthem.
==Class system==
Class system is used to keep the NCAA from signing players from middle of no where schools, so they will instead sign players from the city schools.
==Officials==
Qualifications to be an official include being fat, a registered Republican, a legal American citizen, and no knowledge of the Damn Sport.
==Board of directors==
The board of directors consists of a bunch of Wimpy Democrats. Most board members have never played sports before and are gay.
==Academics and media coverage policy==
The organization requires that all players have a minimum grade of B- and enrolled in at least seven classes every semester. The association also has a strict no media coverage policy which includes no newspaper articles and no live TV coverage of games. However these policies are ignored for the Class 5A schools with the intent of making sure the hillbillies from Class 4A and lower schools do not get enrolled in college.
Category:Sports in the United States
National Guilt Association

The National Guilt Association is a group of people whose entire life is spent being truly, completely sorry for all the mean stuff they put you through, because they all know you deserve way better treatment than a huge group of utter douche-fags putting you down in such ways that you feel sad or not happy. 
==Reasons For You To Join==
You feel guilty. Even if you dont think you do, you do. Even if you don't join, I hope you feel the guilt of your soft-headed ignorance and biased opinion on such a serious topic. Okay, I'm sorry I said that. Anyway, you should totally join.
==Why Are You Guilty?==
*You're a Douche-Fag
*You play mean pranks on people that could make others of a different color upset/want to cut you
*You cheat on your wife/girlfriend/sibling/etc.
*You have destroyed something dear to someone
==People Who Are Guilty==
*Tiger Woods
*Matthew Mcconaughey (He feels bad for starring in [insert crappy movie starring Matthew Mcconaughey])
*Tyra Banks for lacking a vagina
*Every one of Lady Gaga's ex (and current) boyfriends. No... Wait, that's just regret.
*You
*Your Mom for birthing you. No... Wait, that's just regret.
*Probably that guy, as well.
Category:Organizations
National Hat Day

National Hat Day is celebrated on the first day of July (July 1) every year in America. It dates back to the year 1620, when Americans first decided to do something about not having a holiday before the 4th of July. It was declared a national holiday in 1853 by President Millard Fillmore.
== Why? ==
The holiday is celebrated on the same day as Canada Day in Canada. This is because Canada is, obviously, America's hat. That is why, so stop asking.
== How come? ==
For a list of conspiracy theories as to why, see this.
== What to do? ==
Traditional Hat Day celebrations include parades all across the country in which participants wear nothing but hats to cover their privates up, though the hats are optional and rarely worn.
The most common and festive celebration on Hat Day is the annual invasion of Canada as a mocking technique to America's beloved cap.
== Canada as a hat ==
It is quite noticeable that Canada does not resemble a hat all that much, other than its place atop the northern United States. There have been talks about chiseling away at the Canadian landscape until it resembles an actual hat. In 1987 it was decided that the task of turning Canada into a hat was the most important global issue at the time, so an excavation and landscaping team was sent to alter the country's image. However, officials could not agree on what style of hat the country should resemble. When Americans were polled, the top spot was split between a top hat and a baseball cap, with a cowboy hat shape coming in third place.
This dispute has not ended and is still being discussed by world leaders all across the universe.
Category:Holidays in the United States
National Typo Day

The National Typo Day takes place every July the 9th, the Independence Day of Palau,Check the calendar. in honor of Whoopsie, the world's first gaysee here. person and the queen of Palau. Throughout the day, any typo-correction is disabled, and computers make it impossible to correct typos in any way.
==History==
This day was created by Whoopsie in order to presewrve her very important legacy for her country. Some even say that the yellow circle on the flag of Palau represents a mistake or typo on the perfect blue background.It's true, I think. Probably. Anyway, it sure looks like a mistake.
==Problems==
More than once has somebody died because of this day, like when a space rocket exploded that one time, or the guy who misunderstood the part of the law written on this day.
As a result of this, the rules of National Typo Day do not apply to programmers or to law writing. Unfortunately. If it did, you could make rather interesting code or laws!
Some believe that the Russian invasion of Ukraine in 2022 was the result of National Typo Day, which Ukraine took part in that year.
==What it looks like==
So it lookd prettuy annoying to read but is easey to type, as you never beed to worry about fixing typos. Fixing a tipotypo results in the death penalty.
In this death penalty, somebody impales your chext with a spear and rips it right out.
==Why Whoopsie?==
Whoopsie is a hero. Period.
==Refrences==
Category:Weapons of Mass DestructionCategory:Weapons
Category:Things That Will Kill You
Category:Not safe for work
Category:2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine
National sport

A national sport is an activity quite popular when:
*A country's population can't afford beer due to inflation
*A country's population can't afford beer due to... the Russians.
==Selected countries nationals sports==
thumb|Elephant taunting (India)
{| border="1" cellpadding="2"
|- 
!width="200"|Country
!width="150"|National sport
|-
| Afghanistan
| Bloodbath
|-
| Albania
| Revolution
|-
| Argentina
| Nazi hunting
|-
| Australia
| Taking things that don't belong to them. ie. Pavlova, Buzzy Bees, and Split Enz
|-
| Agraba
| Barbarism
|-
| Bahrain
| Rioting
|-
| Bolivia
| Llama spotting
|-
| Bosnia and Herzegovinotchiachoveunta
| Smoking, civil war, soccer
|-
| The burger kingdom
| Javelin
|-
| Canada
| Moose Shagging
|-
| Cyprus
| being both Greek and Turkish
|-
| Denmark
| being "the forgotten Sweden"
|-
| United Arab Emirates
| Not being arab, being pakistani, not drinking alcohol
|-
| Easter Island
| Tug of war
|-
| Egypt 
| Kalaha
|-
| England
| Tiddlywinks
|-
| Estonia
| Gambling
|-
| Faroe Islands
| Something-involving-fish
|-
| Finland
| Schalke
|-
| Empire of the Four Squares
| Tar
|-
| France
| Smoking, Being arrogant, belle du jour
|-
| Gabon
| Talking
|-
| Netherlands
| Making Gouda and Prostitution
|-
| Germany
| Goose step, Schadenfreude 
|-
| Greenland
| Singing Greensleeves, sledding, ice skating
|-
| Guatemala
| Midget wrestling
|-
| Japan
| Pokémon, Sharking, making cartoon pornography, Ninja Hattori
|-
| Haiti
| Ukulele
|-
| Happy-land
| Russian roulette
|- 
| Hungary
| Pornography production extrodinaire
|-
| India
| Cow-hugging, sword swallowing, and helping to fix computer issues
|-
| Israel
| Occupying
|-
| Italy 
| Sobbing after soccer matches 
|-
| Kazakhstan
| Kokpar
|-
| Latvia
| Getting killed by Russians, getting Russians killed
|-
| Lebanon
| lesbianism
|-
| Lithuania
| Borrowing money, being bored
|-
| Nepal
| Slope bowling, Climbing Mount Everest
|-
| New Zealand
| Sodomising Sheep
|-
| Norway
| Milk the Bull While Wearing Suspenders and Skis
|-
| Pitcairn Islands
| Foot fucking
|-
| Poland
| Migrating to Scandinvia, talking funny
|-
| Russia
| EVOL!, Smuglianka, hunting, horseback riding, tank rolling, invading
|-
| Scotland
| Herding cattle, eating sheep liver, intestines, and brain 
|-
| Slovenia
| Gypsy Prostitutes
|-
| Sweden
| Socialism, Being Frozen
|-
| Thailand
| Escorting
|-
| Turkey
| Claiming they're part of Europe, being the West's bitch in Asia
|-
| UK
| Drinking tea
|-
| USA
| Gun toting, Drone strikes
|-
| Wales
| UnNews:The_Beautiful_Game
|- 
|North Korea
| Shuffling feet, Disco, Harlem Shake, Cha Cha Slide
|-
| South Korea
| Copying Japan's tech and fashion industry
|-
| Yorkshire
| Walking round b'at 'at, bathtub racing
|-
| Oceania
| Extreme political thought, censorship, and totalitarianism
Category: Sports
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Nationalism

Nationalism is often described as a political ideology where an individual shares a strong tie to its motherland and would do anything to save it. However, few adhederents to this ideology have actually done any helpful contribution to the country they live in; quite the opposite, they often have teared it down while claiming they were helping. In reality, nationalism is the belief that anyone that's not from your nationality or ethnicity should be ridicouled, shamed and blamed for everything that's wrong in one's country, even though most of the time nationalists are the first that should be blamed for so.
The term "nationalism" may be used interchangibly with "patriotism", although linguists advice that there are subtle differences in meaning between both. They're actually both the same word, but these poshy pricks like to create nuances where there aren't any to act higher than you.
==Notable nationalists==
* Donald Trump
* Benjamin Netanyahu (the most controversial guy on this page)
* Adolf Hitler (although PragerU says he was imperialist, not nationalist)
* Benito Mussolini (this guy was a friend of Hitler)
* Osama Bin Laden
* Saddam Hussein
* George Dubya Bush
* David Cameron
* Shinzo Abe
* Kim Jong-un
* Vladimir Putin
* Henry Kissinger
* Fox News
As one can see, this list is full of respectable and highly intelligent individuals that have only done good for their country.
==See also==
 
*Ultranationalism
*Ethnocentrism
*Colonialism
*Prejudice
*America is the best!!! 
 
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