College pokemon horror

It was a average day and the college student who had no common sense and was not very smart was walking down the halls in his apartment when he saw a hole in the ceiling with a ladder hanging down from it. The college student went up the ladder and saw a strange artifact, having no common sense he took the spooky artifact and went to his room. He then sold it on ebay not knowing what it was and got $20.57 and two chuckie cheese tokens. But suddenly he heard a knocking at the door and he walked towards the door and turned the handle. On the other side of the door was his annoying college neighbor. The annoying college neighbor stared at the college student and right when the college student was going to close the door the annoying college neighbor burst into the college student's room and looked at the college students computer. the annoying college neighbor said "you sold one of my most prized possessions!" The college student looked at the ebay page and he sold the annoying college neighbor's rare whailord Pokemon card! The annoying college neighbor pushed the college student to the ground and the lights conveniently became dimmer. The annoying college neighbor leaned over the college student and held a poke ball. He opened it up and there was a weird machine in it and he slowly lowered it towards the college student's face and said "I choose you!" With the college being as stupid as he was said "alright, neat!" So he jumped into the poke ball. the annoying college neighbor took the college student in the poke ball to his lair that strangely looked like team rockets lair. The annoying college neighbor released the college student and strapped him down on a flat plate of metal. The annoying college neighbor then but half of a pink long wig on one half of is head and put a half of a blue-ish shorter wig on the other half of his head and turned left and right and started to role-play as jessie and james from pokemon by turning from left to fight and making girl and guy voices. The annoying college neighbor was to busy roleplaying to notice that he didn't tie the college student down very tight. The college student broke free and the annoying college neighbor noticed and lunged into action. The annoying college student shouted " use bubble beam!" and shot a stream of gigantic bubbles out of his mouth. The college student was trapped in a bubble but since he isn't the smartest college student ever he didn't try to escape the bubble at all. The college student floated up to the ceiling and floated through a conveniently placed hole in the roof of the lair. He floated off as the annoying college neighbor screamed "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" The college student was floating through the sky and then the great god snorlax was summoned to help the college student escape so he fell on the college student and they crashed into the earth.When they landed the college student crawled out from under snorlax and magically slingshotted snorlax back into space. With the annoying college neighbor tracking whoever bought his rare whailord card from the college student, the college student journeyed into the woods in search of a pokemon center. Have you been spooked yet, we are thinking of writing a sequel but we will have to just wait and see.
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