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Brothers Flub Is Back

When I was little, I used to watch an old Nickelodeon cartoon called "The Brothers Flub" and nobody else seemed interested in it. It was a fun and innocent cartoon about two alien brothers who deliver packages. It didn't last very long and the closest thing we got to a reboot was Breadwinners, not the same show but very similar.
4 years after Breadwinners was cancelled, I saw the creators of Breadwinners and this Carly Hoffman created a reboot for The Brothers Flub. My seven year old son instantly fell in love with the show. The Brothers went on more exciting adventures than the original and the music was more upbeat, and I never heard complaints about the theme song. Instead of singing off key nonsense, the theme had lyrics like "they have responsibility", "everything turns crazy for them", and "brothers must help each other out". This made me think the show was still wacky, but may or may not have lessons in them.
I enjoyed watching the show with my son it was funny but wholesome, just like the original and Breadwinners. 
About a year later, the show has gotten very popular, the only show that got higher ratings was Spongebob Squarepants. My son and I watched the newest episode on his eighth birthday.
The theme was skipped for some strange reason, did they forget to add it? Surely no TV show would get away with that. Anyway, the episode started with Fraz waking up, he was sleeping on the couch for some reason instead of the bottom bunk bed. He screamed and started looking around. He realized that whatever he was screaming about was just a dream.
"Doom... Doom will get to me..." Fraz whimpered. My son laughed and called Fraz a wimp.
"I know who I blame for this..." Fraz growled. "Not just Mr. Doom... But HIM!" Fraz went to the kitchen to see his brother.
"Hey, Fraz!" Guapo said. "What's up!"
Fraz slashed Guapo across the face with his nails.
"Fraz!" Guapo cried. Fraz grabbed his brother and started slamming him agains tthe floor.
"I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!" Fraz screamed in rage. The worst part... My son was just laughing like it was just normal slapstick. I immediately turned off the TV and told my son to go to his room.
That night I emailed Gary Di Raffaele asking him what was up with the latest Brothers Flub episode. He replied.
"Thank you for contacting me about this. But me and Steve Borst never had plans to reboot The Brothers Flub. We don't know who Carly Hoffman is either. We also checked the problem, but nobody on Nickelodeon have plans to reboot Brothers Flub. If this isn't a joke, I will help you look into it."
I didn't know if I should have believed him, so I checked online for "Brothers Flub Reboot" but all I found were websites and images about the original show.
Sincerely, Nickelodeon"
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:DIALOGUE!
Brown Slurry

It was an early sunday morning, I felt the wind blowing a breeze towards my face, the sun greeted me with a smile on his face, whilst I took the first breathe of dawn. I thought that this would be a wonderful day, with new experiences and delights to meet me, but alas I was wrong, very wrong. After eating my breakfast and brushing my teeth, I felt my stomach rumble like a beast, it was violent and vile, and it almost left me crippled.
Thinking I was just hungry, I ate more food, but my stomach still roared like a mighty lion in the great lands of Africa. Thinking that sleep could fix this, I went to bed and shut my eyes hoping that venturing into the land of dreams will cause me to forget the pain or better stop whatever is causing it, but then I felt it, the rumbling became stronger and the pain descended into my nether regions. Then I knew who the culprit of my burden was!
It was shit.
I quickly rushed to the room of comfort, my good old friend, my trusty bathroom. I then sat upon the throne of a thousand battles once more to once again fight the many monsters that haunted the halls of my anus. I prepared and waited, and then I felt it! The Barbarians were knocking at the gates, and I pushed and I pushed and I pushed them all out into the great vortex below. It was a massacre. All three states of matter escaped from the crevice of my crack. A brown slurry of putrid fecal matter was below me, and after my last push, I have won once more.
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Category:Potty Humor
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Brown the Brownie

Hello there.
 
Has anyone seen a show called "Brown the Brownie", because I found two episodes in my attic. The name was written in red marker... At least I hope it's marker, it has that crimson red to it.
 
The marker read "Cartoon Network" at the top and Brown the Brownie labeled on it. It also had a date on it, 2001, Strange because... I don't remember owning a house that used to be owned by a Cartoon Network Employee.
 
Two months later after I made this discovery, I FINALLY found a VHS player that would run these two tapes. After a bunch of wiring I finally got the VHS working and I inserted the tape to watch it.
 
The time-sheet popped up saying "The Nutty Situation". I found it strange how there wasn't no intro, but I just shrugged it off as a problem with money, so they simply couldn't afford a intro.
 
It started out with with Brown (oh and by the way Brown is a gigantic brownie with googly eyes, gigantic smile, and limbs that were made of nut) walking around a playground looking for hungry children (He feeds hungry children causes he is a giant damn brownie). Then he heard moans and went to investigate.
 
There was two kids clenching their stomachs and moaning in hunger. When they noticed Brown they asked him a question.
 
"Brown, can you give us some brownie?"
 
"Sure kids!"
 
He then ripped off two Brownie chunks and watched as the children devoured them.
 
They then skipped away in happiness.
 
Then Brown said something but the sound was fucked up and his sentence was distorted.
 
Then the credits rolled and the VHS spit the tape out.
 
But at the end of the credits I spot the address on it and it said 1999.
 
I found it strange because on the tape it said 2001 But I guess the owner of the tape decided to write down the date he copied it onto the tape.
 
I put in Episode 2 but it was corrupted as fuck and was just static so I went onto eBay and skimmed for "Brown the Brownie", but nothing came up.
 
I remembered that my friend Eric Salpher was a Cartoon Network idea-ist, so I jogged over to his house to see his boy in his lawn... sobbing. When I asked what happened he said that his father had been missing for 2 days.
 
I asked him to see if he owned a series called Brown the Brownie and he said:
 
"Yes."
 
I asked if he could lend me them and he did but when I was walking away... I saw a figure behind him...
 
Holding a knife and about to stab him...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
Bruce The Killer

"Mate, I fackin swear, I saw this killer cunt and I woz like 'OI WOT YA DOIN IN MA HOUSE?!' Crikey, I fackin woz lucky to survive that true blue stabbin he gave me after I said that one ay! Up close when he woz stabbin me I saw that fackin god damn face the dumb cunt yanky had ay! Struth! Never seen anything so ugly since my wife got into that fight with that croc! It looked like fakin Clive Palmer and fackin Obama's love child with uhhh some fackin fackin whatcha say uhh like he had slits that made his mouth into a constant fackin frown! Not only that he wore fackin eye-liner and black eyeshadow! Could tell he was as emo as shit ay cunt!" A local man recounts his blood-curdling encounter with the killer terrorising Australia. The killer is confirmed to be named Bruce, but that is all authorities know about his identity so far. Police are working their asses off to find him but are stumped. 
Bruce Stevens was your usual young bogan, his favourite shows were A Current Affair and 60 Minutes; he especially liked how they had a fencing dispute story every fucking week like people actually gave a shit. His mother Brucina was cooking some Kangaroo up that she had caught with a boomerang alongside a shrimp on the barbie. When the school bus screeched past their house "OI THATS THE BUS! YOU FACKIN FERAL ANIMALS BETTA GO TO DA BUS STOP!" Brucina shouted at Bruce and his smaller brother Brucie. The two boys ran out the door as fast as they legs would take them and got to the bus stop on time. Unfortunately, at the bus stop Ryan the school bully was raiding money off the children like welfare checks off hard working respectable people. "AY GET OVA ERE YOU FACKIN TWATS!" Ryan yelled at Bruce and Brucie. Bruce got as mad as a fucking fedora wearing neckbeard after he loses 10 games of LoL in a row then bashes his cheeto-dust covered hands all over his keyboard. So Bruce without any logical explanation was able to punch one of Ryan's goons out gold, because you know, all fucking children can do that. "Ya fackin cunt, dunt cha yell at ma bra!" Bruce yelled, defending his little brother. "Thanks bra!" Brucie gleamed. Ryan got mad too, and pulled out a knife, because you know, a child his age has the strength to do damage with that. Thankfully, Bruce's many years of croc wrestling came into good use! "Let's fackin tingo dingo!" Bruce proclaimed as he ran at Ryan, and knocked him out cold too. "Well I guess I'm jackie-chin nin or whatever that cunt's name is now, ay bra?" Bruce said, surprised at his sudden strength, almost as much as the audience. 
To be continued...
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Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Bruh Moment

As the sun set over the small town of Millville, Ben sat on his front porch, staring out at the empty street. He had always been a quiet, introspective guy, and he preferred to spend his days lost in thought.
But tonight, something felt different. Ben could feel a sense of excitement building inside him, and he knew that a "bruh moment" was coming.
He had always heard about these legendary moments, when everything seemed to align and life was at its best. But he had never experienced one himself, and he wasn't sure what to expect.
As the minutes ticked by, Ben felt his excitement grow. And then, without warning, it happened. A wave of energy washed over him, and he knew that this was it. This was his bruh moment.
He jumped to his feet and ran down the street, his heart racing with excitement. He felt like he could do anything, and he knew that this moment was going to be one for the books.
As he ran, he saw his friends coming towards him, their faces alight with joy. They knew it too – this was a bruh moment, and they were all in it together.
As the night went on, Ben and his friends laughed, sang, and danced like they had never done before. It was a night that none of them would ever forget, and they knew that it was a moment that would stay with them forever.
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Category:Memes
Category:Inside Jokes
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Category:Shortpasta
Brum Lost Episode: BrumFormers

Some of you guys might have heard of a british kids show "Brum" Brum is a show about a little yellow car name "Brum" who goes on a adventure and helps people. What if i told you that i have watched a lost episode of brum
It all started that i was walking in the streets at night time until i found a dvd of a familiar show out of nowhere, the dvd was just lying down on the ground and was not found or picked up, until i did it. The dvd was called "BrumFormers" The cover shows brum in a black background and the dvd was rated PG, which i find weird because brum is a kids show, not a pg show, i took the dvd home. 
When i came home, i insert the disc into my dvd player and watch the dvd. Before the episode started, it shows a warning screen that says: "This is a unreleased episode of brum that was used to promote the transformers franchise. It also contains content that is not suitable for younger audiences. Watch at your own risk" This was the weirdest warning screen i have ever seen in a kids show. 
The episode started and the intro was normal, what's actually weird about this episode is that, there was no narrators, but the episode started with Brum driving around the big town, everything was quiet, until brum saw people screaming, running and panicking. There was robots who was destroying the big town for no reasons, soldiers were going to stop the evil robots with alot of weapons and tanks, one of the soldiers forced Brum for joining the fight for saying "Brum. We need you for joining the big town war, i know there is a chance that you might die but still..we need you." Brum's eyes were start glowing red and he transform into a robot as he was ready for joining the fight. The big town war was insane, so far brum has killed five robots. But one of the robots attacked brum out of nowhere and tried to possess brum, brum was possessed and he shoot all the soldiers, realistic blood and gore was splatting everywhere as they all died. The big town war ended, all the robots and soldiers are dead and brum transformed into his normal car and left the big town that is now abandoned. It cuts to the credits and it was playing normally and after that, the whole episode ended with the ragdoll production closing logo.
How the hell will they make something violent like this for a kid show. I contact Ragdoll Production about the episode. 
Later they responded to me for saying:
Then i decided to break the cd in half, throw it in the garbage and moved on. Even tho i still love brum and i still find BrumFormers really violent.
DVD COVER.png|DVD COVER
Brum's Transformers design.png|thumb|Brum's Transformers design
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Lost Episodes
Bubble Gum

Two friends, Matthew and Randell, are walking through a neighborhood. Randell is chewing some bubble gum.
"You're chewing ridiculously loud," Matthew says.
Randell rolls his eyes.
"I don't think you're the one to judge how loud I chew my bubble gum," he says.
Matthew looks around nervously.
"Your chewing could be loud enough to wake the whole neighborhood up!"
Randell chuckles.
"I chew like this all the time, I think I know what I'm doing."
The two friends laugh together.
The subject of their discussion suddenly changes.
"So. Randell, we're good friends, right?" Matthew asks.
Randell nods.
"But of course," he says.
Matthew has a worried look on his face.
"And, um," Matthew clears his throat. "Good friends can always find a way to forgive each other, right?"
Randell nods once again.
Matthew swallows hard.
"Well it's just like, I sort of, you know, hit on your girlfriend a few days ago, and the guilt is killing me."
Randell smiles a little bit.
Matthew continues.
"Listen Randell. I'm really sorry. But come on, she's really beautiful! You gotta understand!"
Randell starts chuckling a little bit.
"Aww Matthew. You didn't have to tell me that. I already knew!"
Matthew sighs in relief.
"You did?"
"Yes, and that's exactly why I brought you out here." Randell explains.
Matthew is confused. But just then, Randell starts chewing his bubble gum like crazy, and very loudly. All the doors to the houses in the neighborhood open up, and out come people with horrendous mutilated faces. They start grabbing Matthew by the arms.
Matthew is horrified. He's too afraid to even scream.
"Randell!" he chokes. "What's going on?"
Matthew begins to scream very loudly as the people start ripping off his arms and dismembering his entire body.
Randell spits his gum out.
"That's for messing with my girlfriend, douchebag!"
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Bubble Guppies Lost Episode

I used to love the TV show, Bubble Guppies.
One day, I stopped watching Bubble Guppies and watched South Park, abruptly forgetting all about my favorite show. Then I remembered later on and stopped at a local video store over near my house. I found DVDs of all the episodes of the series. I asked the clerk how much he wanted for the DVDs, and the clerk replied, "$4". I took them home with me, and at the bottom of the box when I was looking, I saw a VHS tape, this rather dusty, as if the original owner hasn't watched it in a week, month, or year.
There was no duration or date filmed, it simply read, "Bubble Muddy" in green marker. Muddy? A typo maybe? Or just some bootleg gag mixed from the episode with a horror movie? Anyway, I digress. I popped it in the VHS player and grabbed some popcorn and root beer. It began with the Ed, Edd, n' Eddy intro with the word "Eddy" muted out, but as soon as Double D fainted at the end of the intro, it immediately went to the title screen.
The little fish said "Goodbye". Like, literally, that was the episode's name. The episode started inside the preschool, doing what the kids usually do, but the thing I found creepy about this is that Gil was transformed into Nonny. In fact, he was replaced when he came over up to Mr. Grouper, he said "Hello" to the unknown character. The screen went black for a few seconds, and when it came back, it revealed an image of what made me spill my drink. The unknown character was carrying a garbage bag, big enough to hold Mr. Grouper. He got all the guppies and took them to a place that was never seen on the show except on the Halloween Special.
A graveyard.
The unknown character dumped all the guppies (including Mr. Grouper) in an empty grave. After that, he turned to the screen and said "Hello, my name is-" The screen then cut to black, The television turned off by itself, and that was the end of the video.
==That was so sad for kids.==
That is really sad for kids. Maybe his name is hater of Bubble Guppies???
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Shortpasta
Bubsy 3D 666

I love bubsy 3d it’s one of my favorite games ever. i lov bubsy he is sooo muh better than sonic and mario!! but when i went to a garage sale i found bubsy 3d a game i haven’t played since i was about nine NINE! so i went to bye the game and then the garage seller said dont buy this game its relly bad and then after bying it i punched him then ran off home! i then got out my dusty old playstation and thenm played the dawm game. the game started off fine as i watched the intro but then when bubsy started taking instead of saying “i knew i should of tooken that left turn up uranus what is soemthing i said ? what could possibly go wrong?” he said “STOP LAYING THIS SHIT NOW!!!!” i was like “what the fuck” so whn i went to the title screen and then seletced level one i noticed after loading the game was different. the music was pinkie pie’s do the pony pokey but backwards in g major i was like “what brony put this fuckn shit on!” . the graphics were disported and bubsy was splattered in blood and everywhere had loads of blood splattered everywhere. I was like “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!” then i kept on playing. when i ran into a red floating quenstion mark bubsy said “stop playing this now or i will fucking kill you dont you ever play this again…” i was like why the fuck would he say that then i kept on playing. i relised that playing on was the worst mistake of my fucking life because when i got the fucking second rocket it faded into a cutscene with a black background with bubsys fur started to melt off nd when bubsys eyes started to go zalgoed, when this happened i was like “man fuck this game” and i then took out this game from my ps1 and broke the damn disk and never wanted to play it ever again.
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Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:YT Readings
Category:Shortpasta
Budd Dwyer's Toy Story Slumber Party of Death

Once Upon a Time....there was a man, who worked at a bar. He got paid minimum wage. This story is not about him. This story is about a man who journeyed far and wide to find a hidden tape of one of the most gruesome moments in TV history. The Budd Dwyer Suicide. He traveled near, he traveled far...until one day, he found it. It was 1999, a cold normal day in Antartica. He was in an Igloo, ice fishing. But what he fished up wasnt a fish. It was a VHS tape titled, "Toy Story".... The man got the tape and went home. The tape was titled Toy Story, but it said...Starring Budd Dwyer.....strange.. He came home and put the tape in. It started with a black screen....Randy Newman was singing. Then the camera faded in, to Randy Newman sitting next to a piano. "And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, for our feature presentaiton"....Budd Dwyer came onscreen....he cleared his throat...."Friends, and family.....I killed Woody." an audience gasped. "I had to do it.....he made fun of me...so I popped a cap in him." he then pulled out of his pocket..a bloody Woddy doll with a hole in his head. "LOOK AT IT!" Budd yelled. Then Randy yelled, "WHY BUD, WHY, HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND".....Budd then pulled out a .32 gun. "Randy..I...I have too..." Randy was crying "WHYYYYY!!!!" Budd put the gun in his mouth, and shot. Blood was trickling down his nose and out the back of his skull. Randy fled the scene, paramedics running to Budds body.....then the credits rolled...with the usual Randy Newman song.......and faded to black......with the words..In Memory of Budd Dwyer: April 20th ???- ??? ????
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Suicide
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit