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Abandoned By Dreamworks

Oki first off I'd like to say that my story is super 4realzies and that you dont have to look the credibility of anything im saying. Trust me. It actually happened. Yesterday. So I was working as a custodian for Dreamworks when I heard that Dreamworks was going to open a friggin theme park. I was like holy shnitzel I get to ride on Shrek's ass! Sign me up! So I went there but this is when it gets weird. I ordered Coca Cola and they gave me Pepsi on the flight. I threw the drink in the womans face and was like, "I ASKED FOR COCA COLA! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??" Then I got tazed.
So I arrived at my destination and saw that the theme park looked all abandoned. More abandoned than Madonna's vagina. There was moss growing on the walls (which I presume is the same for Madonna) and there was trash everywhere. There were the usual stuff like statues of Mickey Mouse being anally fucked by Shrek but then it got strange. Mickey Mouse was crying. His tears hit me in the face they were salty. They tasted amazing.
So then I entered one of the bathrooms cuz I had to drain my lizard. So I was standing there peeing in a mickey mouse-shaped urinal. After I was done pissing in Mickey Mouse's mouth I turned around to see Shrek staring at me. His head turned around 360 degrees like da fukkin excorcist. His head fell off and orange goo drizelled out. The fright made me have to pee so I pulled down my pants and tried to take a piss in mickey's mouth again trembling in fear. Then... oh god... Shrek rode me like his ass.
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Abandoned Chelsea Creepypasta

A Few months ago i was sent to the hospital after a huge bomb my face was covered in bandges and it was hard being an 11 year old whom had ADHD and i also had anxiety ugh i hate being alive my uncle is soo fucking rude thats all about to change when it was time to uncover my bandges it looked horrible i had a pale white as snow face and my hair was dark black longer reaching the floor last time i checked the length was in my 8s i was basically picked on so i do try not to bother listen to the picking i'm also emo i wear my sisters old black dress witch had a blue ribbon and silver pedent on i went home but as soon as my mom had took me home i was left with my uncle. he abused me alot no wonder why i get all these bruise marks... soon as i laid down i grabbed a knife that i had and went downstairs "what the hell are you doing with that knife?" he asked i did not answered i stabbed the fuck out of him and left his dead body next was my older sister i ran into her room and she had a pitch black room with the only light sorce was her xbox 360 on call of duty black ops 2 i stand in front of her and she said "get the fuck out my way!" she yelled i started to stab her repeatedly and next i left i saw a tall slender like creature he approuched me "whats your name my names slenderman" it said "im abandoned chelsea" i said in a demonic voice i followed him to the creepypasta house with my favorite stuffed sonic the hedgehog doll i met some of the creepypastas and i got along with sally willams since she was almost around my age also glitchy red whom i loved seeing alot I felt very satisfied with living here and killing any victims
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Abandoned Motel

In Gallop, New Mexico, along Route 66, there is an abandoned motel. At 1:20:45pm on May 4, 1961, an unknown event occurred that caused room 10 to vanish, taking with it all contents within the room.
There are those who believe these contents are scattered throughout the world. Ordinary objects that people take for granted, imbued with extraordinary powers--some more useful than others, but all far from ordinary.
It is said that those who come to possess these objects will be the targets of misfortune, no matter how beneficial the object's power might seem. As for the objects themselves, they are all drawn to each other, and are trying to return to the room.
Only the key can transport you to the lost room: the point of origin. Entering the room will allow you to access any door in the world, but when you leave the room only the objects will remain, for the room resets upon closing, and only things that were there at the time of the event are meant to be there. Everything else will be trapped between the room and our world.
Some believe that if you return all objects to the room, they would lead you to divinity.
And some believe they must never be found.
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Abandoned Plush

We've all had a plush toy at some point in our lives. I would like to think that once we become adults that we would be forced to abandon the childish things that we once held dear. Well, <insert name here>, what would you say if the plush you once held dear were to come back to get revenge on you for abandoning it? A startling story happened to me on the subject.
I'd like to start when I rediscovered a teddy bear I'd called my own a few months ago. It was in need of a few good touch-ups where the fabric was starting to tear. Being able to sew, I decided to fix it up myself once I obtained the thread to do the job and blend in perfectly. After a few weeks I started to notice it in weird positions that I hadn't put it in. Being the kind of guy I am, I just figured that I was sleep-walking and moved it at night. 
March 26, 2013The bear keeps ending up on the floor near my bed when I wake up. I wish I was just sleep-walking and moving it, but it has to be possessed.
April 3, 2013I found scratch marks on both my arms and my left foot. I think maybe it is time to consider putting the bear in storage.
April 5, 2013; 5:30 pmI heard a news report on Fox about a teddy bear coming alive and killing everyone at a storage dock. The same one that I put my old teddy bear.
April 5, 2013; 10:03 pmI read an e-mail that disturbed me. It read: "So, I see you've heard I escaped. It would figure that the guards would be no match. NOW I COME FOR YOU!" I immediately deleted it and closed out of my e-mails. That night I had the worst nightmare I ever had.
April 21, 2013I had managed to get that evil teddy bear out of my mind, but knew it was coming. I spent the next few weeks preparing to take it on.
May 11, 2013The neighbors' houses are destroyed. I was able to anticipate this and warned them in time.
June 11, 2013After a month, the bear decided to take its revenge. I found it with a knife that evening coming toward me. I fought a brave fight, but was ultimately defeated. With the last of my strength I leave you this message... Reader look out!
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Abandoned by Six Flags

One time when I was a child, I visited Six Flags New England with my family. I remembered enjoying the two wooden roller coasters that the park had. Anyways, I had mostly forgotten about this trip until I was about to move away to college. While digging through some old belongings of mine, I found a pamphlet that read "Visit Six Flags Redneck Woods! Opening April 1998 in Charles Town, West Virginia." After looking the pamphlet over, I googled information about the park, only to find nothing. I went to a forum about amusement parks and asked about it. One man told me that it was an abandoned amusement park development that had began but stopped for unknown reasons. He also told me that the park was located off of US Route 340 in a remote area near Harpers Ferry. I decided to drive down there with my camera to see what it was all about. 
When I exited off the 340 highway, I saw a rusty metal sign off in the woods that read "Six Flags Redneck Woods". A crumbling path led under the sign and passed by pyramids of old moonshine bottles and Mountain Dew cans. Must be some authentic decor, I thought to myself. As I continued down the road, I began to hear a faint whining, twanging sound in the distance. I continued on down the path, even though I became frightened. I stopped to take a photo of a dead possum sitting atop a pyramid of old Coors cans and Moonshine bottles. The twanging sound became louder. I approached a pavilion labeled "Rednecks Only". The twanging noise started to give me headaches and my ears started bleeding. There was a door leading into the pavilion that was slightly ajar. I reluctantly opened the door to reveal a circle of the scariest things I had ever seen. They all looked related and they likely all shared genes. A husband and wife looked like they could have been cousins and they likely were. Who knows what these people do to each other. There, right in front of me, was a man with a black, greasy beard that stretched to the floor. His teeth were replaced with little stubs and he was missing one eye. On his head was a rotting possum carcass. I realized why the park had been abandoned as I fled to the safety of my car.
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Abandoned by on Mt. Silver HACKED.exe

Once there was a guy named Tanner. He was playing a new game he got. It was called Pokemon Silver. It was old. But he still played it anyway because who doesn't love playing old games. But the first time he played it there already was a save file called PLZGONUU. He deleted the save file and made a new one. He named himself TannerHard. Soon he had a good team. It was a Cyndaquil, a Hoothoot, a Rattata, a Pidgey, and a Bidoof.
BUT WAIT WEREN'T BIDOOFS NOT IN THIS GAME!!!
Then when he got to the next area the Bidoof vanished.
Later he finally got to Mt. Silver. He was about to fight the hardest trainer in the series. BUT THEN RED WASN'T THERE! So he looked around, and he was given the option to jump off the mountain. So he did, and found himself in front of a cave on Route 39, and was surrounded by cliffs on every side except for the entrance to the cave. But there was no cave on Route 39 in the original game. He went in side and looked around the cave, and found nothing.
OH BUT THEN HIS TEAM FROM POKEMON RED WAS THERE!!!
He hadn't played his team from Pokemon Red for ten years. And then there was his old trainer from Red, EpicTans. The Pokemon said, "YoU aBaNdOnEd Us." And he was thrust into battle with EpicTans. His Pokemon were underleveled, so they were easily beaten. When the battle was over, EpicTans said, "Maybe next time you'll remember.
Immediately afterwards his Game Boy Color exploded and he had to go buy a new one.
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Abandonment

My childhood was filled with toys, usually homemade.
I really enjoyed dolls, specifically the ones that were similar to the once popular "Raggedy Anne."
I kept a few dolls that were important to my childhood, such as my first I ever received, ones that I really played with, and others with sentimental value.
I always kept the sentiments in a moving box in the garage, as if I didn't even care about the dolls, even though they had such an impact on my childhood.
They didn't seem to like that, or at least, that's what my mind thought. Dolls don't have minds of their own...
The doll had black hair, a pale face and no eyes. Her eyes must've fallen out somehow... I thought to myself. I picked her up out of the box, setting her next to the box.
Oh, how I love these... I thought to myself, igniting a former passion for the antiques.
I turned my attention from the dolls to the smoke alarm, which was now going haywire.
I ran into the garage to grab the small stepstool so I could reach the only smoke alarm I could think of, which was in the kitchen. I turned to go back into the kitchen, when I noticed the door linking the kitchen to the garage was closed.
I swear I left that open... I thought to myself.
I then tried to open the door. Locked.
I began to panic. Nobody could lock that door! I live alone for crying out loud!
Paranoia began to set in. I tried to open the garage door. I reached for the device upon the wall that would open it. I only touched some wires. It was dismantled.
Shit!
I began looking around in the garage.
"Hey Gina! Do you remember me? You used to play with me all the time until you abandoned me."
I shrieked at the mention of my name.
"Who's there?" I asked.
"It's me! Don't you remember me? You abandoned me. Now you must pay."
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Abbey Road 666

I was a huge beatles fan growing up in the 80s when beatlemania was happening again and jon lenon was brutely murdured by chatman. as you can see, I hate most modern music like justin beaver katy parry and 1 direction. I once decided to go to the garage sell on the next neighborhood nextdoor. I looked at the vinyl lp records and found an copy of abbey road from 1969 but i noticed that somone wrote 666 on the cover with a sharpy but i payed no attention to it and bought it for $0.01 dollors. then i realised i had no turntable record player and bought 1 for $30.00.
I took  the stuf home and hooked the record player to the old stereo.  i took abey road out but it was hevaly scrached like a cat was clawing all over it and i noticed that the label had the words Abbey Road 666 on it but i ignored that and tried to play it on the turntable. it played to my suprice and sounded really purfect.  Until i got to the abbey road medley where it stopped playing all of the sudden but i checked the turntable and it was still working and then some weird audio started playing and IT SOUNDED PAUL DIEING!!!!1!!!!one!!!!  It sounded like a car crushing while it was raining and it played raning sounds for 15 minetes until I started hearing the voices of other beatles and I heard John said "NO I AM THE WALRUS"!!!!!  And I was realy scared and I wet and crapped myself at the same time at mach 11 and it sounded like Paul being buryed and the record stopped playing.  The record stop playing and I took the record.
I took the record and threw it out the window and i now cry myself to sleep at nite.
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Abducted by Aliens!

So I was walking home from the movie theater after realizing I forgot my car at home. It was dark and the animals were making eerie noises. After a while, they went silent and a green glow enveloped me as my feet no longer touched the ground. "Most curious" I told myself.
"Indeed, perhaps I forgot to pay the gravity bill... except... those vicious socialists made gravity free for everyone! Something else is going on!" I replied to myself as I looked up and saw a saucer shaped disc with glowing lights. I moved closer as a hole on the bottom opened up and I was pulled inside.
Inside the disc shaped saucer I was standing upright, but I couldn't move. I was in a dark room with a blinding light shining upon me. The light began to dim, and I could see several figures, short, with big heads, moving towards me. "Blrrgh splarp ghoop?" one of them asked the one next to it "Flarrh glork!" it replied angrily as it slapped it's companion who proceeded to a wall panel and adjusted some buttons. "You idiot, Alien-Tom, they don't speak Neptunian on Earth." "Quit being mean, Alien-Bill, this story is going nowhere and the author is bored."
Long story short, the aliens kept breaking the fourth wall for a while before they gave me a lift home. Or did they? Find out never! Muhahahaha!
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Abductions

I am a hypnotist and this is my story.
I live in a town where thousands of UFO maniacs live. I keep having to hypnotize people to see if they truly did get abducted by aliens. They all think they did, but I don't believe in that crap.
But that one day was different. He came to me begging to hypnotize him. So I did. It was my job, after all. It was all the usual questions.
"What did the creature look like?"
"A yellow man with big ears and a large nose."
"How did it take you to it's ship?"
"I didn't"
"How did it take you?"
"With a pendant and a song."
"Where did it take you?"
"I went with it to it's cave to stay. It said that we'd have lots of fun. Free to frolic and free to play."
"What happened at the cave?"
"It told me that I couldn't leave. It said it would haunt my family's dreams. Then it told me not to squirm. It tied me up with ropes. It tried to make me fall asleep. It said I wasn't clever."
"How did you escape if you were tied up?"
"He helped."
"The creature?"
"The boogey. I came out from under my bed."
He started to cry. I woke him up, and he ran away when I told him. He said something like "Not Hypno..."
I Googled "Hypno."
It's a Pokémon that fit the creature's description perfectly.
But the strangest thing, I thought, was why would the "Boogeyman" help him?
Currently I'm under my covers, hiding. I heard a voice from under my bed say "You must never figure it out." I'm writing this as a warning. Don't try to figure it out.
The Boogeyman will take you. He'll abduct you like Hypno. I figured out a perfectly logical explanation for why the monster helped the man. But I won't tell. I won't put all of you in danger.
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Abraham Lincoln vs. Shrek

So there I was, at Abraham Lincoln's grave. I thought it would be funny to get the corpse and make my girlfriend deepthroat Abraham Lincoln's dick, so I made my girlfriend dig him up.
After 666 hours, she finally unearthed a spectacular coffin made of pure gold and diamonds and shit. After making her swallow the diamonds so she would shit them out later and we could sell them, I opened the coffin and was spooked.
There was no corpse.
There was a SKELETON.
Suddenly, it became engulfed in a spooky green aura, and it came to life. It pulled a trumpet out of my girlfriend's ass and started playing it until Shrek arrived and attempted to kiss Abraham Lincoln's skeleton. Abraham Lincoln's spooky skeleton then came to life and as revenge punched Shrek in the face and gave us a long speech about how what we were doing is deeply disrespectful, but that it was never too late to turn our life around as we were still only 22 years old.
This altered the course of our lives forever. Goodbye.
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Category:Satire
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Absolutely Delicious

Jamie didn't know why she married Frank. He was abusive, rude, and chauvinistic. One of the only ways to satisfy Frank day to day was to buy and cook fresh liver from the butcher shop down the street every day for lunch.
One day, she decided to buy a different cut from the butcher, as it was a little cheaper. Frank always had been very picky about his meat, so to be sure it came out all right, Jamie cooked a bit of it beforehand and tried some to be sure it would be good.
"Wow!" thought Jamie, "This is really good liver!" She couldn't help but cook up more. While some more liver cooked, she went to read the newspaper. She read the newspaper while she ate the liver. She came to an obituary page. A woman died of entirely unknown causes, and in perfect health!
"What a shame," thought Jamie. It was at that time that she noticed that she had absentmindedly eaten all of the liver.
"Good liver," said Frank that night, "Very good. You should try some!"
"No thank you, I'm full," said Jamie.
Ted woke up and read the newspaper as always. He came to an obituary page, "Man Dies From Supposed Food Poisoning, Wife Under Question".
"Hmm," thought Ted, "Strange times we are livin' in."
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Accidentally Shouted Hog Rider

i accidentally shouted hog rider when i saw my wife getting humped by another dude
It was midnight, 12:23AM, i was feeling depressed while driving, i saw my phone notify me about collecting my daily coins in the gacha game i have been playing, since i am depressed
Depressed me went to the local mcdonalds and asked for the breakfast menu, the cashier said in a monotone voice
"we dont serve breakfast at midnight"
me, being depressed, just ordered a large whopper with medium sized fries and coke, i sat down waiting for my order, i patiently wait and wait as the time goes on
"here is your order sir"
i look at my burger, depressingly, and thought to myself
"wait this isnt coke, this is pineapple juice"
i stood and left the said local mcdonalds, slamming the window door, shattering it, while the cashier was terrified, as he screamed
"you're gonna pay for that!"
i drove back home, waiting to see my beautiful, loyal, and busty wife, i grab my keys depressingly and opened the door
"ohh yess"
i hear, a shiver was sent down my spine, i walked up the 2nd floor and the the moans started to get louder every step i take
i saw a shadow, moving up and down, my fear was getting to me, i depressingly walked to the door...
"micheal cum in my ass!"
then, my manly urge erupted, as they saw me, i was frozen in spot, i desperately wanted to move, but i cant, the dude stared at me, waiting for my next turn
that manly urge, was getting to me, i cant hold it anymore
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG RIDER"
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