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Sweet Jesus on a Stick!

Sweet Jesus on a Stick!, not to be confused with Sweet and sour Jesus, is perhaps the most infamous exclamation-turned-confection of all time. What began as edgy sacrilegious slang became a liquorices delight, a carnival treat, and eventually the candy of choice for fundamentalist Christians everywhere. The term likely originated during the Great Carny Conversion, involving the use of several Jesus sticks. 
==The Exclamation==
Dude... i'm wet and sticky “Sweet Jesus on a Stick!” is often said when one is surprised to the point of declaration. That is to say, if a stimulus arrived which would normally cause you to say, “Holy shit!”, but there were coprodeists about whom you did not wish you offend, you would use this lesser-known expression instead as a replacement. As the only people offended would be Christian, no harm at all would be done, and you could continue on your merry way.
==The Liquorice==
An adult treat came out with booze in it. It was gobbled up like licorice, and was named liquorices, but nobody knows why. While this treat was only popular at orgies, satanic rituals, and other sinful occasions, it would soon become mainstream thanks to those crazy Carnies.
==The Carnival Treat==
Like the fried Mars bar and the Molotov cocktail, Sweet Jesus on a Stick! soon became a hit at carnivals. Originally called “Sweet Virgin on a Stick!”, since it contained no alcohol, the Right and Ready Carnival Co. eventually bought the rights to “Sweet Jesus on a Stick!” and began suing the living Hell out of every other carnival that attempted to sell Jesus-shaped candy at carnivals. These treats soon became bigger than Jesus, according to local sources.
==The Fundamentalists Take Over==
Finally, the Right and Ready Carnival Co. ran out of money due to rising court costs, and were bought by Fundamentalists trying to find new ways to put the “fun” back in fundamentalism. Realizing what a brilliant treat they had on their hands, they began mass-producing “Sweet Jesus on a Stick!” and releasing it onto an unsuspecting public.
==Sweet Jesus on a Stick! Today==
While some ask if this is actually a sensation or just a clever marketing ploy, free samples of “Sweet Jesus on a Stick!” are available in the foyer.
==Also Known As==
"Sweet Jesus on a Stick!" is also sold in Vatican City as "Catholicks! Mmmmm, Indulgently Sinful...".
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Swordfish

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right|thumb|The swordfish in nature.
The swordfish was a unique attempt at medieval aquatic warfare. The concept was to breed a fish that could strike at the wooden hulls of ships with its sharp scales, and cause the ship to sink. The result, whilst extremely practical, is undeniably humorous to find in nature.
== Origin ==
When Al Gore invented wooden sailing ships in the year 1345, everyday medieval knights were at a loss as to defending themselves from the ships. Arrows would only be able to pick off one knight at a time, while catapults and other artillery would take too long to set up. In a fit of despair, one renowned knight, by the name of Sir Colin Mochrie, traipsed down to the docks and made fun of some of the fishermen there. One particularly angry fisherman began to yell at Sir Mochrie and hurled a fish at him. While surprised by the attack, Sir Mochrie was mostly unfazed, and retaliated with his sword. After the slaughtering, Sir Mochrie happened upon the realization that if you were to somehow take the properties of the deadly sword and combine them with the properties of the swimming fish, you would have just the force required to stop the wooden sailing ships. One night of drunken fish copulation later, and Sir Mochrie's new weapon, the swordfish, was born.
== Habitat ==
The swordfish tends to dwell in the vicinity of the British Isles. The diet of the swordfish is trees, which can make for a bit of a dilemma regarding food. Ever since Al Gore upgraded ships to the metal variety, swordfish numbers have been dwindling. The swordfish is now endangered, and it is extremely unsafe for people to head near swordfish habitats, as they have taken to flinging themselves out of the water and into trees. Passers-by may find themselves accidentally impaled by the traveling fish.
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== History ==
*Swordfish totally kicked the asses of sailing ships. Weren't you paying attention?
*Lord Voldemort, renowned arch mage and kitten hurling battler, is believed to be a swordfish.
*Porn star Donkey Kong once used a swordfish as a "prop" in one of his movies. There were no survivors.
*The Queen of Afghanistan once Wrestled with a swordfish, But had her head cleanly sliced off.
* There are persistent, yet garbled, rumors of a swordfish leading a desert cult somewhere in the American west. Said cult is supposed to be rife with sex, drugs and bacon, not to mention a complete lack of dental hygiene.
== Demise ==
The near-extinction of the sailing ship (did we mention those?) in the 21st century led to rising disapproval of the swordfish in many quarters. Its death warrant was signed when the rival penfish proved mightier than its bladed opponent. Despite valiant efforts by Al Gore, ably assisted by the now decapitated Queen of Afghanistan, the swordfish passed away on 26 November 2008.
== See Also ==
*Fish
*Sword
*Living weapons
*Colin Mochrie
Category:Fish
Sylvester Stalone

Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Sylvester Stalone...
...article of Uncyclopedia!
And a special main event of the evening...
...10 rounds of heavyweight excitement...
...hosted by the Uncyclomedia non-profitable organization.
And when the bell rings, the referee in charge of the action, Marlon Brando.
And now, for the thousands in attendance...
...and the millions watching around the world, ladies and gentlemen...
...let's get ready to rumble!
Introducing first,
fighting out of the blue corner...
...wearing red with gold,
unofficial weight, 217 Oscars.
His professional record, 5 skins
not including Catherine Martin...
...with Bon Jovi haircut and one dog.
He is the acting pride
of Silence of the Lambs...
...the all-time favorite horror
character of the world...
..."The Iron Sulfide"...
...Buffalo...
...Bill!
Across the ring,
fighting out of the red corner...
...wearing pink with blue,
unofficial weight, 221 Oscars.
She has a perfect record,
consisting of stealing the show...
...from Jack Nicholson,
playing a psychopath.
Originally from Ireland...
...but now hailing out
of As Good as It Gets...
...the reigning undisputed,
undefeated...
...best character
in the world...
...Beverly "Carol's Mom"...
...Connelly!
Bill punches Beverly and throws her into the well. Beverly wakes up, looks up at Bill and says to him, "everybody wants a woman suit, dear. It doesn't exist".
Ladies and gentlemen, before we go to the scorecards...
...a round of applause for these two heavyweight characters!
We have a split decision.
Clint Eastwood scores it 95-94...
...Beverly.
Al Pacino has it 95-94...
...Bill.
And Robert DeNiro scores it 95-94...
...for the loser by split decision,
and still undefeated...
...worst character in the world...
..."Holocaust Bill" Poland!
Category:Film characters
Category:Boxing
Category:American actors
Category:Academy Awards
Symonds Yat

Symonds Yat is a two-hundred year-old yat in the Wye Valley and a popular tourist destination, straddling the River Wye in the English county of Herefordshire, close to the Gloucestershire border. It is within shouting distance of Monmouthshire and the Welsh border, and, as of 2023, is the only yat within a radius of 12,436 miles. 
==Etymology==
#Symonds Yat from C14 English; "Symond's Yat": The yat belonging to Symond. 
#Yat from C18 English; containing the properties of a yat, resembling a yat, or being predominantly yat-like. 
==History==
Following Captain James Cook's return from the discovery of Australia in 1812, tales of the former existence of prehistoric yats began to circulate in England. The exotic and unearthly nature of yats (as relayed by the recorded dreams of the Australoid Aborigines) led to "the Great Yat-Mania", inspiring towns throughout Great Britain to vie to outdo each other in creating ever-more elaborate yats. 
Escalating tensions between localities, each claiming to have the best yat, intensified until the "Great Yat Duff-Up" in 1813, when a group of burly glass-blowers from St Helens Yat raided the Smethwick Yat, bent all the road-signs so they pointed to the local abattoir, and gave the local yat-men dead-arms, right on the BBC. To prevent such a recurrence from ever happening again, Queen Victoria announced there would be an official nationwide competition to find and name the Greatest Yat in the English Kingdom. Symonds Yat won the competition hands down, largely based on its sincerity, undefinable yat-ness, and proximity to the future M50 Motorway. Over the next decade, many yats fell out of fashion and closed down, leaving Symonds Yat as the only functional yat in all Britain.
==Features==
Symonds Yat sets the global standard for yats worldwide:
*Typical London charges for parking
*Highest-density UK-Wide for rusty abandoned canoe-trailers shoved into bushes
*More "No Swimming!", "No Barbecues!", "No U-Turns!", "Private property!", and "No Parking!" signs even than Henley during the regatta
*East and West semi-yats (of opposite handedness)
*Has a rock
category:English culture
Synchronized car bombing

Synchronized car bombing has taken the world by storm in the past few years. For the first time ever it has been added to the line up of sporting events in the summer Olympics.
==Beginnings==
right|thumb|225px|Official score board of the SCBLSynchronized car bombing started as just a common terrorist act in the market places of the Middle East. Terrorist started by just placing basic explosives in old cars they found in the street. When a loaded car approached its target was parked or more frequently driven at very high speed right into the target. Many of these attacks were done to kill invading Non-Muslims while innocent bystanders evolved as a bonus. In Al Qaeda cells all over the Middle East, a crude scoring system evolved. The bombers scored points for successfulness, total deaths, and how extreme the explosion looks. But, bombers did not want to stop with single bombing which soon got old. Terrorist began blowing up multiple targets at once with precise and almost rhythmic explosions. Thus, creating the newest extreme sport, Syncronized Car Bombing!
==Olympic Quality Sport==
As synchronized car bombing's popularity has grown, teams from all over the world have exploded their way on to the charts. But teams, have not been started in places such as the United States, Britain, France, and, well, just about everywhere outside of Middle Eastern and communist countries. Sources show that people can not just start teams cause it is vaguely ILLEGAL! The sport was added to the list of Olympic sports by the head of the planing comity while looking down the barrel of a AK-47 held by Islamic terrorists. The event is to be done at the Beijing Sport Complex. Huge crowds consisting of mainly die-hard fans, communists, and many terrorists are expected to fill the stadium. Rich innocent people, who though they were buying a floor seat to an Olympic basketball game, are place in the ring in groves to make the sport feel as close to the streets of Iraq as possible. After the Olympics, a new league is to begin in the Middle East. The SCBL will have competitions through out the streets of the Middle East. Teams include Jordan Jihad, Baghdad Bombers, Iran Incinerators, and the Gulf Genocide.
==SCB Future==
Since SCB is illegal in almost every country, underground teams are forming through out the world. People can buy "Syncronized Car Bombing Starter Packs" from professional terrorist teams. Cars are no longer stolen to actually drive but to blow up in fantastic fashion at junk yard. The amount of underground teams grown almost to the amount of gangs in East LA. With this rapid growth of teams, it seems like Syncronized Car Bombing is the sport of the future!
category:sports Category:TerrorismCategory:PLS Entry Winter 2008
Syndrome

Syndrome can refer to: 
*Acute Haemorrhagic Pneumonosyphilaidsorrhea Pox Virus Syndrome
*Asian Timing Syndrome 
*Asperger Syndrome
*Carpal tunnel syndrome 
*Conrad Game Syndrome 
*Exploding Head Syndrome 
*Irritable Student Syndrome
*Neurotypical syndrome 
*Sudden Instant Death Syndrome 
*Uncontrollable bowl syndrome
*Wernicke's syndrome
Syngman Rhee

Syngman Rhee RHEE RHEE(kr: 이승만) is the first no-nonsense, anti-communist, anti-young emperor of the Republic of Korea and the first governor of the State of Southern Saxony (SK) (51st state). He is the oldest surviving member of the Provisional Government of the Republic of Korea. He is the hero in the eyes of the brainwashed South Koreans who have no other choice than to stan him besides choosing communism in the North. Rhee's significant and heroic move during the Korean War was to call the United States for help to help defend against the Chinese, North Koreans and whoever else who looked communist. Establishing the only democracy in Korea, he later elected himself president for life. 
==Life==
When the Japanese conquered Korea, Rhee was actually on a holiday in Hawaii with his family. Actually, someone else was the interim government chief at the time, organizing independence movements and fighting for the country's freedom while evading from the Japanese, but Rhee later took credit for it all because that someone else was killed by either the Japanese or the North Koreans (pick your choice).
After the Japanese left Rhee decided it is a good time to return, and the US thought so as well. However, the communists in the North had other plans than to have a puppet of the US to rule Korea. The good news was that the communists didn't plan to invade and burn down Rhee's new resort home in Seoul. The bad news is that Kim in the north decided to take action. So Rhee has no choice but to flee to Busan, and escape from the incoming zombies launched by Kim himself, known today as the Korean People's Army. Nevertheless, Rhee kept calm and called Obama for help.
After the Korean War, Rhee held elections that made him the leader for life, at the same time when Kim declared himself president. The students of the Republic of Korea got unhappy and thought the government didn't count the ballots correctly, so the college students, the citizens, the university professors and the soldiers revolted and Rhee had to take another luxury plane back to Hawaii, where-in he shortly died after choking on a cocktail.
==See also==
Category:Koreans
Systembolaget

== Description ==
The Swedish Systembolaget is the main source of wastedness for the Swedish people, since they sell an unhealthy heap of homemade moonshine they put in fancy bottles and given hard-to-pronounce names, such as Chatteu de la Schizo. The guy (actually, it's a chick) who runs the whole thing is married to Göran Persson and parties for 14 million SEK, while the rest of the population - who live in poverty - watch, and on occasion, clap their hands.
== History ==
Started in the early rockin' seventies, Systembolaget, or Systemet as the drunks lovingly call it, it was originally an outlet for the various legal drugs of the day - that is, bottles of glue and LSD stickers. The institution was made into a slush fund on the dawn of the new age, January 1, 1980, when discos had been nearly conquered and a new age of evil lay ahead.
== Evil a'brewing ==
Systembolaget is quite possibly Göran Persson's private slush fund, and several photos where taken of Göran walking out of an expensive boutique carrying large quantities of expensive warez, just after the population had purchased record amounts of homebrew from Systemet. Nothing here can be proven unless the evidence, a large pink hippo called Orvar, can be found, but until then the rocking rocks on, man.
==End of Systembolaget==
Systembolaget has to cease its reign, at least in the Skane town of Lund in 2009. Eager to make the others live their passion, the alumni from Greenhouse created a controversial but soon successful taxi company linking Lund with the alcohol shops on the German border.
Especially designed for student accommodation and Erasmus student gatherings, it enabled everyone to buy whisky, vodka and sambucca.
Orders are to be send with the payment, including the oil fees (7€ per person) to :
Alcohol Project AB
Greenhouse
Stora Raby byavag 88
224 78 Lund
== See also ==
* Alcohol
category:sweden
Systemd

systemd is a family of open source Unix-like operating systems based on the systemd monolithic services suite, first released on March 30, 2010, by Lennart Poettering. systemd is typically packaged in a systemd distribution.
Distributions include the systemd services suite and supporting system software and libraries, such as the Linux kernel or others provided by the GNU Project. Some systemd distributions still use the word "Linux" in their name, but the Free Software Foundation uses the name systemd/GNU/Linux to emphasize the relative importance of GNU software, causing some controversy.
Popular systemd distributions include Debian systemd, Fedora systemd, and Ubuntu systemd. Commercial distributions include Red Hat Enterprise systemd and SUSE systemd Enterprise Server.
systemd was originally born as a replacement for other useless init daemons, targeted for the Linux platform, which couldn't properly initialize the system.
It soon grew up to a full-fledged operating system, providing everything the user might ever need, and most of what he will never need at all. Some experts argue that the systemd operating system is certainly the nicest and most complete operating system ever created, with the only downside it lacks a decent init daemon.
Prior Unix-like systems held on to a 1980-era (the times of Unix System V) philosophy and only got one thing done; systemd's name on the other hand incurs a jab on System V on 100-fold superiority: in the Roman numeral system, "V" expresses 5, but "D" expresses 500, to symbolize how many things systemd can get done at the same time. systemd takes total control over one's machine by managing not only the traditional unit of processes, but everything including networking configuration, home folders, users political opinions and Earth orbit around the Sun.
The developer team is planning for their product to attain significant marketshare and then a monopoly (colloquially referred to as "world domination"). A significant number of former Linux distributions have already been persuaded to switch to systemd as part of the Gleichschaltung process. The most recent events circulate around Debian where a committee went pro systemd in a controversial tie, which was resolved by randomically decreasing the number of voters through physical incapacitation. In other distributions that lack an ochlocratic management, systemd has been met with next to no discussion, in a process known as Anschluss. systemd influence could not yet be extended to mobile platforms, but that is likely just a matter of time as well.
To accommodate for its scheme, the PID 1 program grew by a factor of 23.9 in disk-space and 3.2 in memory footprint; this technique of increased hardware requirements is one that Microsoft also uses for their Windows platform so as to please manufacturers and ensure continued sales of new hardware.
== See also ==
* EMACS
Category:Linux
Systeme Incrediblé

:For the système impérial de mesures, see Imperial System
The Systeme Incrediblé (SI) unitage principals were first formulated by French coal miners in 1972, in an almost heroically useless attempt to make sense of - to use the scientific term "stuff". This has proved to be very handy in such disciplines as... oooh, I don't know...Physics?
Prior to the implementation of the SI system, stuff was measured and calculated in a variety of meaningless and ludicrous ways. Nowadays, using SI, knowing how much stuff you have, and what constitutes it, is as easy as π .
==Internationally accepted SI units are==
*π....The universal symbol of food.
*≈....Almost but not quite totally different from.
*Ω....Denotes the magnitude of bowleggedness of a human. 
*ß....The ease with which something accepts lubrication.
*Θ....This is not the hot tap.
*Ж....All subsequent values are related to cast-iron bistro tables.
*Ө....Is about half of.
*∑....Is wonkier than.
*∆....Unit of cowardice, measured in diamonds.
*≠....Can't be bothered to finish.
*∏....Is taller than.
*λ....Weighs about the same as a teepee.
*ψ....Units of brightness, measured in candelabra.
*Ұ....Unit of wobbliness, measured in hula-hoops.
*@....Unit of cuteness, measured in buttons.
*#....Unit of traction, measured in rugs.
*Щ....Unit of cosiness, measured in radiators.
*ω....Alternative unit of wobbliness, measured in buttocks.
*Ξ....Unit of crushiness, measured in grapes.
*Ә....Is upside down compared to.
*æ....All following this symbol is crap.
*~....Things happen (according to Technical University of Denmark).
==Previous systems==
The System Incrediblé replaced the earlier Système Impérial. Although the two appear to have exactly the same acronym, promotors of SI made it clear at the time exactly which was which, and these days only a fool could fail to tell the difference between SI and SI. And it's not at all true that most people have given up and switched to the Metric system.
== Merger with ISO ==
In December 2005 the SI and the International Organization for Standardization (abbreviated "ISO", since the people they pay to write acronyms are dyslexic) issued a press statement confirming that had agreed to merge. The new organization, to be named either the International Union of Institutes for Standard Systems (SSIUI) or something swish like Xantia, will have a global reach of in execess of 2300 quires of stupefyingly boring documentation, making it the third-largest boring organization in the world. Such a merger was seen by market observers as inevitable following the August 2005 creation of the Unio Interterrestrialis Nomenclaturae Neolatinae from the IUPAC, IAU, and ICZN, which now controls all aspects of Neo-Latin naming from chemical elements to astronomical features to zoological species.
== See also ==
*Things
*Stuff
*=
*~
*Modern-day Mathematicians
Category:Mathematics
category:science
category:units