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Flirting

Flirting is the natural human and dolphin means of obtaining a sexual partner. There are many differences between male and female methods of flirting. Flirting methods differ between ages and IQ levels. For example a man with an IQ of 50 is more likely to get a mating partner than a man with 120. As we all know the formula
W=M-IQ 
(Women= Muscle Level- IQ)
== Flirting In Males ==
Men like to think they are geniuses in the art of flirting. The sad news is, most are not. There are various levels of the Male Mastery Of Flirting
These Include: 
* Novice (Frank Sinatra, Bob Saget)
* Padawan (Obi Wan Kenobi, The Devil)
* Knight Of The Flirt (Lee Harding, Ashton Kutcher)
* Master Of The Flirt (Yoda, Optimus Prime)
* Sith Lord Of The Flirt, these people use the dark art of flirting, known as "good looks". (Arnold Swatzerneger, (Bill Gates, Chuck Norris)
* Jedi Of The Flirt, these people use the light side of the Flirt to seduct women, these methods include humour, wit and snappy dressing (Nobody so far except Keanu Reeves, the latter being gay.)
Once the level of master is achieved, it is entirely possible to attract a woman using a simple wink, or, as preferred by Yoda, nod of the head. A novice flirter may try to use strange voices or interesting ties to attract a woman, neither of those work, that was Franks problem. A padawan can be trained by a knight or master (but not a Jedi, as humor, wit and snappy dressing cannot be taught) to reach a higher mastery of the flirt. This training can sometimes take a decade to complete, but all men come out better people. Except that is, the Sith Lords, instead of putting in the hard work to attract women, they use their perfect bone structures. Sith lords and Jedi often do battle, sadly the Jedi often lose, as Muscles beat Wit, 98% of the time. The current Sith Lord, Tom Cruise did battle with Jedi James Blunt, sadly James lost, and wrote the song "Tears And Rain" about the incident.
== Flirting In Women ==
Its a little known fact that women have a hidden gene, called EVIL (Extra Virol Incident Language). They use this evil gene to trick many men into perfoming various medial tasks such as: giving them money, distracting them so they can steal money, and sex. Unlike men, they do not need to learn the skill of flirting, they are born with it.
== Disasters That Originated With Flirting ==
* All of Elizabeth Taylor's marriages
* Human Evolution
* Katie Holmes' conversion to the Church of Scientology
* Last Season Of Seinfeld
* Paris Hilton
* Roswell UFO crashing
* Sinking of the RMS Titanic (hypothesized)
* Windows™
* Your birth
== Disasters That Forewent Flirting and Went Straight to the Good Stuff ==
* The Baby Boom (WWII soldiers had been waiting a while)
* Britney Spears' 55-hour marriage to Jason Allen Alexander
* Sinking of the RMS Titanic (hypothesized)
== Related Links ==
*Bad Flirting
*Picking up chicks
*Worst 100 Pick-Up Lines of All Time
Category:Society
Category:Communication
Category:Sexuality
ar:المغازلة
Florence

Florence is a city in Italy named for the housekeeper on the American sitcom show The Jeffersons. Originally named Frieda, the city was established in 1200 A.D. (or "Common Era", or C.E. if you are one of those politically correct prigs that takes all of the fun out the things that we all know and accept) by Norsemen who were on holiday.
Florence, a favored place for E.M. Forster novels about unrequited love, bastard children, etc., is also one of Italy's major art and tourism centers. Occupied by several hundred thousand people driving Fiats, the city is generally regarded a place more civilized than Sicily and yet not quite as fashionable as Milan. 
==Frieda==
When founded by the Vikings, Frieda was essentially a beach community filled with strong silent blond men who wanted to get up and get away from the hubbub that was Greenland.
Frieda got along OK up until the Vikings all but died out. From that point on it was just your average backwater Italian town of lazy men, loud women and over-priced pasta houses.
==Entrée, Florence==
In 1971 The Jeffersons – a race based comedy by Norman Lear – premiered on CBS. The sitcom was set in the halcyon Virginia countryside at Monticello, the home of Thomas Jefferson and his wife Sally. Lear was apprehensive to show the relationship between Jefferson and Sally Hemmings, who unlike the real Mrs. Jefferson was black.
Because Mrs. Jefferson died when quite young, Lear made up the excuse that she was volunteering at the “Help Center.” This left Thomas Jefferson alone at Monticello and there was no one to verbally spar with. So Lear created a new character, less sexual than Sally Hemmings, but just as sassy, and named her Florence.
While The Jeffersons enjoyed some success in the United States, it became an overnight success in Italy, and did so on the energy of the Italian love for the character of Florence, whom Italians likened to an Ethiopian Cleopatra.
When CBS cancelled the show in 1978, the Italians protested and promised to rename a city in their country after Florence if CBS replaced Lionel, Jefferson's son (who was too white) and didn't keep the show on air for another season. The network didn't agree and thus Florence in Italy was born.
==E.M. Forster==
Florence became a favorite setting of E.M. Forster novellas including A Womb With a View, A Passage to Pakistan and Where Angels Fear to Tread, Trouble Follows - which was made into a movie with Rosalind Russell and Stella Stevens as nuns on the run in an old school bus).
Forester loved Florence, and it was the only feminine thing he ever could love because he was a stark raving Nelly-For-Days-Hello-Sailor-New-In-Town homosexual. Here he could be a closeted British homosexual along with every other closeted British homosexual. Here they could gather and lilt without fear of Queen Victoria and her loathing of anything like Oscar Wilde.
==See also==
* Sophia
* Heavy Flo
* Italic
Category:Cities in Europe
it:Firenze
pt:Florença
Florida Keys

thumb|right|300px|This is what Key West looks like from the ocean. The boat is the Key West Express arriving from Fort Myers Beach
The Florida Keys are a chain of islands off the southern coast of Florida. Because of their small size, Boeing 747s cannot fly to them.
The most populated island is Key West, which has a population of over 3 million. It is more dense than Manhattan because of limited space It looks like a miniature version of Shanghai. Only 80 people live on the other islands because of the Key Deer, which can destroy buildings and kill people. The key deer lives on all the islands but Key West. 
You can get there by water on the Key Weat Express from Fort Myers Beach. The only other way to get there is by Airplane. There are rumors of a bridge connecting them to mainland Florida, although there is a gap in them, where a bridge is nearly impssoble to build. The Keys have only one airport, which is located in Key West.
There is a rumor that they are made of concrete. They are actually made of fossilized coral. If they were manmade, they would have a less weird. 
== Demographics == 
99.9 percent of the population is Cuban-American because of its close proximity to Cuba because it is illegal to immigrate there from anywhere else. The rest of the people living there work in the US Navy. The only other people you see are tourists.
== Climate ==
Since it is the southernmost point of the continental USA, the temperature never gets below 95 degrees Fahrenheit (35 degrees Celsius), but if they were islands, they were always be over 124 degrees Fahrenheit (51 degrees Celsius). The average high for summer is degrees Fahrenheit (75 degrees Celsius). Because of its extreme heat people have super-powered air conditioners for their apartments. In the summer, you have to wear a heat suit to go outside
Because the islands are surrounded by water, they get a bunch of rain, especially in the summer. Because of their extremely hot winter, the wind speeds are very low, ofter negative. The wind speeds are -4.4 mph in the summer and 41 mph in the winter.
Category:Florida
Flowchart

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Category:Business
Category:Computers_and_Technology
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Flower

:To be confused with flour.
A flower is a parasitic plant that feeds on the nutrients from angiosperms. After pollination, the flower undergoes metamorphosis and eventually grows into a fruit.
Flowers come in different sizes and colors. The largest flower on Earth has an astounding diameter of 3 feet. It gives a pleasant smell. The smallest, however, is also large; you can fit a hundred billion coronavirus virions inside it.
==Reproduction==
Plants cannot move from one location to another, thus many flowers have evolved to attract rapists to transfer pollen between individuals in dispersed populations. Flowers that are insect-pollinated are called entomophilous; literally "insect-sexy" in Greek. They can be highly modified along with the pollinating insects by co-evolution. Flowers commonly have glands called nectaries on various parts that attract rapists looking for nutritious nectar. Birds and bees have color vision, enabling them to seek out "colorful" flowers. These rapists then take some pollen onto their bodies, preparing to rape other flowers.
Some flowers have patterns, called nectar guides, that show pollinators where to look for nectar; they may be visible only under ultraviolet light, which is visible to bees and some other insects. Flowers also attract pollinators by scent and some of those scents are pleasant to our sense of smell. Not all flower scents are appealing to humans; a number of flowers are pollinated by insects that are attracted to rotten flesh and have flowers that smell like dead animals. Flowers pollinated by night visitors, including bats and moths, are likely to concentrate on scent to attract pollinators and most such flowers are white. Other flowers use parody to attract pollinators. Some species of orchids, for example, produce flowers resembling female bees in color, shape, and scent. Male bees move from one such flower to another in search of a mate.
Some flowers are bisexual and have developed the uncanny ability to rape themselves. This is known as self-fertilization. The extreme case of self-fertilization occurs in flowers that always self-fertilize, such as many dandelions. Self-fertilization does increase the chance of producing seeds, but limits genetic variation the differences between the baby plants.
==Cultural value==
In many cultures, flowers are used for decoration. In modern times, people have sought ways to cultivate, buy, wear, or otherwise be around flowers and blooming plants, partly because of their agreeable appearance and fragrance. Around the world, people use flowers to mark important events in their lives.
===Symbolism===
Many flowers have important symbolic meanings in Western culture. The practice of assigning meanings to flowers is known as floriography. Some of the more common examples include:
* Red roses symbolize love and beauty.
* Irises/Lily are used in burials as a symbol referring to "resurrection/life". It is also associated with stars (sun) and its petals blooming/shining.
* Daisies are a symbol of innocence.
* Fushia Fucsia Fuksia Fucksia Fuschia Fuchsias symbolize common misspellings.
 
Category:Plants
Fluffalization

Fluffalization is the process by which physical bodies get more fluffiness than they can handle. A common side effect of getting too close to a truly fluffalicious object, it can be caused by Fluffies, though its infliction upon people - be it directly or indirectly - is generally a punishment from The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness. The various effects and symptoms of fluffalization have been observed to typically fall into the following categories:
# Being reduced to a particularly fluffy pile of dust.
# Massive swelling of the nostrils, usually resulting in explosion, discharge of radioactive nose fluids, or harassment by homicidal screaming carrots.
# Extreme magnetic attraction of broken lamp-posts, followed by a slow transformation into a pile of particularly fluffy fluff.
# Permanent transformation into a small lump of green putty, and an eternal obsession with yellow glue.
More severe cases of fluffalization invlove complete and total fluffy obliteration.
== Treatment and Coping for Victims of Fluffalization ==
There is no cure for fluffalization, so if you believe you have been fluffalized, or are currently undergoing fluffalization, the best advice is to run around in circles aimlessly, while keeping the downloads running, eating a bag of chips, and reciting the greek alphabet backwards. Although this will do nothing to help slow down the process of fluffalization, it will at least occupy your time until you are consumed by an angry purple badger, a giant narcissistic ferret, or a severely demented rabid possum.
Fluffalization is listed as one of the 7 most deadly diseases in the universe, although it is not truly a disease at all, but a punishment from the Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness.
Category:Fluffy
Fluffernutterology

Fluffernutterology is a pseudo-scientific field of study that claims to explore the intricate and profound relationship between marshmallow fluff and peanut butter. While it is widely regarded as a nonsensical and entirely fictional discipline, some dedicated enthusiasts have attempted to build a coherent framework around it.
== Origins and History ==
The origins of fluffernutterology can be traced back to the whimsical imagination of Professor Bartholomew Quibblethorp, an eccentric inventor and self-proclaimed "spreadologist" of the early 20th century. Legend has it that one day, while enjoying a sandwich made with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff (the only two items remaining in his refrigerator), Professor Quibblethorp had a sudden epiphany that led him to believe there was an unexplored scientific relationship between the two gooey substances.
With boundless enthusiasm and a flair for the bizarre, Professor Quibblethorp began penning lengthy treatises on fluffernutterology, proposing complex theories about the metaphysical properties of marshmallow fluff and its synergistic interactions with peanut butter. Despite his best efforts to gain recognition in the academic community, Quibblethorp's ideas were met with much laughter and skepticism.
== Core Concepts ==
Modern fluffernutterologists purportedly study a range of obscure concepts, including fluff porosity, elastic modulus of peanuts, and rheological properties of the MF-PB slurry. These terms are used to describe imagined properties of marshmallow fluff and peanut butter, all of which are entirely fictional. Fluffernutterologists often illustrate their theories with intricate diagrams featuring equations and graphs which only they themselves can interpret.
== Criticism and Reception ==
Unsurprisingly, fluffernutterology has been met with widespread ridicule from the scientific community. Many experts dismiss it as a playful but ultimately absurd endeavor with no grounding in reality. Mainstream scientists and culinary experts have pointed out that marshmallow fluff and peanut butter are simply delicious condiments in and of themselves, and any proposed scientific relationship between them is pure whimsy.
== Legacy ==
Whilst fluffernutterology remains a footnote in the annals of pseudoscience, it has achieved a certain level of pop culture recognition. The term "fluffernutter" is often used colloquially to describe real-world sandwiches made with peanut butter and marshmallow fluff (and occasionally to refer to those who construct them), and some fan clubs dedicated to the imaginary discipline continue to meet and celebrate their shared passion for the absurd.
In conclusion, fluffernutterology stands as a quirky testament to the human capacity for imaginative thinking and humor. While it may never gain recognition as a legitimate field of study, it continues to bring a smile to the faces of those who appreciate the delightful interplay of fantasy and reality.
category:Confusing, but sounds scientific
Fluffy

Fluffy is the most widely feared destructive force in our universe. Captain Jean-Luc Picard is believed to have been the first human to lay eyes upon Fluffy and survive. It is believed to be a creation of the Borg, though the origin of the "Dog of Doom" is not fully understood. What is known is that anything that comes into contact with its fecal matter will result in the instantaneous annihilation of everything within a single parsec. Its affection is also to be feared, as anything it licks inevitably will slowly disintegrate over the course of seven Earth days. It is believed that the asteroid belt separating Mars and Jupiter may be the remains of a planet Fluffy chose to use as a fire hydrant.
==The anatomy of fluffy==
Fluffy is not composed entirely of organic matter; rather its organic outer shell encases a cold fusion reactor located in the center of its chest. This is analogous to an organic stomach that stores fuel, as well as performing the actions of all other organs found in most organic lifeforms. When it consumes a planet, asteroid or even a star for its nourishment, its core reactor can generate almost ten million jigowatts of pure electrical energy per hour; enough to power every single device on Earth for at least four days.
==Encountering fluffy==
Since Captain Picard's famous discovery of Fluffy, Starfleet has outlined a set of guidelines to follow should any unfortunate soul encounter it. It is not a dog in size by any Earth standard. Instead, it is roughly the size of a single starship. Humans who look Fluffy in the eyes without the aid of computer imaging has been known to cause spontaneous combustion. Captains are advised to close all portholes to prevent redshirts from viewing it unprotected.
Do not come into contact with its exhaust emissions. Its gaseous contents vary depending on what it had for lunch, but it has been known to contain the highly acidic substance BA-2529, which is capable of disintegrating an entire starship in less than one-hundred seconds. Its exhaust can also contain substance FL-983, which is dense enough to create black holes. Put simply, the most prudent thing to do when encountering a Fluffy is to engage warp-eleven and run like hell. Another viable option is to deploy a holographic projector that creates an image of Fluffy's arch-rival known as Pussy.
Category:Mammals
Category:Adjectives
Category:Cute and cuddly
Category:Furry
Flying Dutchman

Flying Dutchman is a superhero who defends justice in a corrupted town called "City of Good Hope". He uses to move in the heart of the storm, which makes City of Good Hope a very shitty place to live.
==Origin==
Young Hendrick Van der Decken saw his parents murdered. After that traumatizing experience he swore revenge on criminals and decided to fight evil. Fortunately his parents were filthy rich so he didn't have to work for his living. That leaves a lot of time to do things that really matter, like beating the shit out of mentally ill people. He sold his soul to devil, to get superpowers (and ability to get around the Cape of Good Hope) and got cursed to eternal "sailing" around the town.
==Powers and weaknesses==
Flying Dutchman can fly duh, raise a storm, Or the storm just follows him, who knows. Sure is that he can't control it, so it's totally useless. and cause horribly bad luck to anyone who sees himBed guys as well as civilians, talk about collateral damage.... Not too good at all, looks like devil won in the trade. Flying Dutchman's weak spot is that he can never reach the port. That has made criminals to move their business to port and do it there with no one bothering (local police is even more useless than GCPD).
==Allies==
Flying Dutchman has a teenager partner, Davy Jones AKA Flying Dutchboy. Jones is a mutant who has tentacles in his face. He got bullied in the school and that turned him into a dark vigilante. Or whatever, the truth is that he is in only because there must be one child having an adventure so readers can have someone to identify with.
==Flying Dutchmobile==
Flying Dutchman has a vehicle called the Flying Dutchmobile, or just Dutchmobile. It's a big crewless ship and it seems to be sailing always headwinds.
==References==
Category:Superheroes