You have two cows/5

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;Happiness: I have two cows! *ish happy*
;Happiness (2): I am two cows! ^__^ ^__^
;Happiness (3): MOO-HOO!
;Sadness: I don't have two cows. *cries*
;Sadness: MOO-HOO-HOO-HOO... *snif*
;Confusion: What? How many cows?
;Confusion (2): Moo?
;Contradiction: I have two cows. I don't have two cows. What the heck.
;Apathy: Are those your two cows? Whatever.
;Apathy (2): Don't have a cow, man!
;Depression: Oh god, I can't cope with these two cows anymore...
;Denial: What? I don't have two cows.
;Dental: Denthoal? Cowsth hathe tooths!
;Discomfort : I have two cows.......... coming out of my ass...
;Disinterest: You have two cows. Get over it.
;Ecstasy: Oh wow, yeah! You have two cows! Hehehehehe you shout as you roll around in the meadow.
;Love: Ah, to be gifted with two beautiful cows like rays of eternal sunshine. Life feels so good.
;Shock: OMFG TWO COWS. =OOOOO
;Awe: My god... two... cows...
;Fear: Oh my god! Two cows! Oh my god oh my god.
;Mass hysteria: OH MY GOD, THAT'S TWO COWS!!! FUCK, THEY'RE GOING TO TRAMPLE US ALL TO DEATH! HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY!!!! RUUUUUNNN LIKE HELL!!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
;Surprise: Eeek! Two cows! Yours? Shit!
;Embarrassment: What? Two cows? No, they must be strays.
;Drugged: Two cows? Whoah, they're all, like, orange, man! Now they're green!
;Guilt: It's my fault about those two cows.
;Indifference: You have two cows. So?.
;Curiosity: So how did you get those two cows?
;Disgust: Ugh! Two cows? Grrrooooooossssss!
;Distrust: Have you been sleeping with my two cows?
;Acceptance: Alright. I'll take the two cows if I have to.
;Envy: Are your two cows better than my two cows? I want your two cows.
;Pessimism: So what if I have two cows - I don't drink milk anyway...
;Pride: I have two cows. Ha! Better than yours...
;Schadenfreude: Hehehe... his two cows died... sucks to be him! Hehehe...
;Singing MOOd: "I have two cows, the left and the right/Hold them upright, so clean and bright..."
;Surprised: Holy two cows!
;Super Hero MOOd: SUP-PER-COOOOOW!
;Ninja Turtle-esque Mania: Twocowsabunga!
;Spoiled Child: Two cows? I want three cows!!
;Spoiled Child (2): I want those three cows and I want them NOW!!!
;Random: You have two cows... ... ... ... ... PARSNIPS
;Your mother (just in general...): Where did these two cows come from?! Get a real job!!
;Paranoia: Can't sleep. Two cows will eat me.
;Doubt: Do you have two cows? I dunno, maybe...
;Hope: You'll have two cows REALLY soon, I bet.
;Loneliness: You have two cows. I had two cows. And they left me. Just like my wife did. And my son and daughter and mother and father...
;Rage: You have two cows? I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!!!
;Sarcasm: You have two cows? WOW! That's so cool...
;Jealousy: My two cows like you better than I do. You should die.
;Innocence: Is that a cow?
;Eustace Bagge-scorns-Courage the Cowardly Dog MOOd: STUPID COW! You made me look bad!
;Amazement
:You have two cows. They make the best milk in the world, and you are extremely happy and surprised about it (at the same time).
;Horny
:You have two cows. They have sudden urges and whatnot, and do whatever they want (and whatnot).
;Robin's Ecstatic MOO: Holy two cows, Batman! They pooed on our Bat-Tractor!
===Seven Deadly Cows===
;Anger: You have two cows and they are still not house-trained, godammit.
;Anger (2): I am going to kill your two cows...with a gun.
;Greed: You have 1,000,000 cows
;Greed (2): You have 2 BILLION cows!
;Pride: My two cows are better than yours
;Pride (2): I have more cows than you do! Mooo...
;Pride (3): I...AM...COW!!!! And you're Chicken!
;Sloth: You have two cows, but get someone else to milk them.
;Sloth (2): You have... whatever. Who's counting anyway.
;Envy: You want your neighbor's cows.
;Lust: You really want your neighbor's cows.
;Gluttony: You had two cows and their milk. Burp.
;Wrath: You have two cows. They don't make milk, so you kill them. You're not satisfied, so you start killing all the cows.
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nl:Je hebt twee koeien/5
ja:君は牛を二頭持っている。/感情表現
zh:你有两头母牛（感情表现）
zh-tw:你有兩頭牛/感情表現