SPONGEBOY.wmv

One night, I was digging through an old box of DVDs in the attic for SpongeBob episodes to watch since the power was out and I couldn't watch the show on television. Suddenly, I found a red-colored disk at the very bottom of the box that had the word "SPONGEBOY" written in crude permanent marker. Since it was the only disk that sounded like it would have something SpongeBob-related in it, I thought this would be a good one to watch. I went to my room and inserted the disk into my laptop's DVD player. It started playing right when I pushed it into the laptop. However, there was no menu screen, and it jumped to an episode.
It started with a terrifying image of SpongeBob that looked totally different from the normal SpongeBob I knew. The theme song was the Max and Ruby theme in reverse. I thought this was unusual for a SpongeBob episode to start. This lasted for about thirty seconds before fading to black. Four seconds later, it cut to the title card. It simply said "SPONGEBOY" in white text on a background that looked like the one from "I Was A Teenage Gary". The credits card only said "PLEASE DIE'.
Then, instead of the bubble transition, it dissolved to a scene with several graves. Dark piano music was playing in the background. The largest grave said "R.I.P. Patrick Star". Other graves in the distance had the names of the main characters on SpongeBob. It then faded to a scene with the same terrifying SpongeBob from the opening, crying on his bed in the darkness. After that, it faded to a black card with white text saying, "I feel so bad for killing everybody in Bikini Bottom...", then it cut to another card that said, "Now this town is mine and I don't want to be in control anymore..." The text was in all caps.
After the second card, a bloodcurdling jumpscare flashed onto the screen, accompanied by an image of the terrifying SpongeBob at work. It looked like he was cooking a dead dog, a hamster with its belly cut open, a child's head, and a human heart, all seeping out blood. It cut to another card that said, "Kids, please come to me... I need help with... the grill..." before dissolving to a scene that looked like a screenshot from "Dead Bart". Sounds from hell began playing in the background. It cut to another card that said, "Meet my new boss, SpongeBoy. He will take your soul if you don't work!!!". However, I never saw a character who looked like Homer Simpson appear in the show before. It then cut to another card saying, "Alright kids, get to work, before SpongeBoy comes!!".
It faded to the same scene with the jumpscare, this time without the scream. This stayed on the screen for eighteen seconds before cutting to another card that said, "Hurry up, SpongeBoy is coming!!! I see none of you are working... not even you!!!!!". The music changed to the sound of demons screaming. After that, another jumpscare, this time with "SpongeBoy", flashed on the screen. Then, it cut to another card saying, "No!!! Don't fire me, boss!!! Please no!!!". The music changed back to the dark piano from the beginning of the episode. It cut to another card saying, "Sorry to say this kids, but your souls have been taken. So has mine. SpongeBoy is going to fire me!!! Oh no!!! Your fault!!!". After that, it cut to one last card that said, "Well, I guess this is the end of my life. Good bye, kids. I'll never see you again.", then it dissolved to the same scene with the bed.
It faded to an image of a dead SpongeBob in bed, bleeding from his left side, suggesting that he stopped breathing in his sleep. After this scene, it cut to the same image of the terrifying SpongeBob from the opening, along with the theme song, this time with a black heading with red text that said, "R.I.P SPONGEBOB 1986-6666". After this scene, it cut to the "credits", which were filled with the number 666 and "(C) 6666 VIACOM". The normal closing theme began to play. Then, a montage of images from the episode began to play. The last scene shown was a Nickelodeon logo that looked like blood, and copyright text. The episode ended after the logo. After watching this episode, I ripped the file, named "SPONGEBOY.wmv", into my laptop for safe keeping and playback. After ripping the file, I smashed the DVD and threw the pieces into the garbage. I saved the file for several years before making the decision to share it with the public. I uploaded the file on YouTube under the same name as the file. THE END
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