Balkan War (video game)

War: vs. 
==Trouble is Stirring in the Balkans==
Otto_D_Man: h4cker boyz more like
*ITALY has gone idle*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: wernt u banned allready
ONE BIG C0N: :S 
*ONE BIG C0N has gone idle*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: yer
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: shutup bulgaria, leave this to the clan leaders
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: ur a crap clan leader btw
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: ignore him, serbia
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: :S
The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n: i declare war on ur ass otto
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: i'm second in command, i should hav been notified
The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41m4n: nah, brb...
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n has gone idle*
==The Battle Begins==
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 15 damage! A critical hit!*
Otto_D_Man: n00b
Otto_D_Man* unlocks artillery!*
Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 30 damage! A critical hit!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: this server is pure, u cant unlock that, ima going to ban j00 ass and tlk to CON
Otto_D_Man: wateva
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: less tlking more action, Greece
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: SHUT UR FACE BULGARIA NO ONE LIKES U, I SHUD BAN U FROM THE CLAN, GO PLAY WITH FRANC3
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: sorry but ur still a crap clan leader lol
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3* caps TheoStinky*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 gets a flag neutrality point!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3* has captured TheoStinky*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 22 damage! A critical hit!*
Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 15 damage! A critical hit!*
Otto_D_Man: teams r unbalanced n00bs
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 has gone idle*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: brb dinner
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: u know i could join axis :)
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: NO U FCKN WON'T
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: k
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 30 damage! A critical hit!*
Bumpy_Streetz: whats happening? i cant get into game
Otto_D_Man: FIRE
Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ for 25 damage! A critical hit!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 17 damage! A critical hit!*
Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ for 20 damage! A critical hit!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia strikes Otto_D_Man for 1 damage! A critical hit!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: LOL, 1 MEASLEY DAMAGE POINT
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia* caps Thrace_The_Mace*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia gets a flag neutrality point!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia* has captured Thrace_The_Mace*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: u blatantly h4k bulgaria, i dont toler8 h4kerz in my clan, stfu
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: I was just doing my best :)
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: f u
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: well stfu too!
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: u r expunged from the clan for h4ks if u do that again
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 is no longer idle*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 bk
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 15 damage! A critical hit!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 10 damage! A critical hit!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 42 damage! A critical hit!*
Otto_D_Man: shyt
Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 14 damage! A critical hit!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 10 damage! A critical hit!*
Otto_D_Man: go further and ull be basecamping and i'll ban ur a$$e$
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia strikes Otto_D_Man for 50 damage! A critical hit!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: BULGARIA GET OUT OF OTTOMANS MAIN BASE U IDIOT, LOL, AND I BET U H4KED ON THAT HIT THEN
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: I only want to help :(
Otto_D_Man: he is doin his best, just get out nicely, :)
Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 35 damage! A critical hit!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: I was afk no pride there
Otto_D_Man: lol
Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 24 damage! A critical hit!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 15 damage! A critical hit!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 14 damage! A critical hit!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes Otto_D_Man for 12 damage! A critical hit!*
Otto_D_Man: ouch
*Otto_D_Man unlocks super shippies mk.2!*
*Otto_D_Man unlocks upgraded naval campaign mk.2!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: lol ur goin down, ur land forces have been crush3d
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 20 damage! A critical hit!*
Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 14 damage! A critical hit!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 18 damage! A critical hit!*
Otto_D_Man* strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 17 damage! A critical hit!*
Bumpy_Streetz: why cant i get in
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia has been awarded Basic Assault Gunner, well done soldier!*
Bumpy_Streetz: why cant i get in
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia unlocks aircraft mk.2!*
Bumpy_Streetz: why cant i get in
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia unlocks upgraded aerial bombardment mk.2!*
Bumpy_Streetz: why cant i get in
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia strikes Otto_D_Man for 40 damage! A critical hit!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia yay i've been promoted and i can fly, w00t
==SERBIA ROLLZ's Insinuation that BulGARia Hacks==
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: BULGARIA U H4X, U R EXPELLED FROM THE CLAN, U SAD B0Y, I WARNED U
The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia: wtf? i help u and this is what i get
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: tutut
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - BulGARia has left the clan: The_Balkan_Boyz!*
BulGARia: see h0w u fair n0w, u toßers
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 caps 3P1C-TW1ST*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 gets a flag neutrality point!*
Bumpy_Streetz: why cant i get in
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 has captured 3P1C-TW1ST*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes Otto_D_Man for 12 damage! A critical hit!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: u r not getting any of the land we conqu3r3d, lol
*Allies win!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: lol look at the scor3b04rd, w3 win, apart from Bulgaria, but he is da sux0rs
Otto_D_Man: u wait until the official tourny in a few weeks, dats when I own all ur a$$e$ u will be sorry u h4x3rs
*Otto_D_Man is now idle*
*UK has joined the game*
UK: ello
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: hi
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: yo
*UK has been awarded Intermediate Diplomat, well done soldier!*
UK: lol cool i would have wanted advanced sniper tho
==The Private Message Sent to UK and the Subsequent Failure of Resolutions==
BulGARia → UK: rekon u could use those new powers that u jus earned i dont want to waste troops getting my fair share of the deal lol
*UK unlocks diplomatic resolutions mk.2!*
*UK initiates treaty!*
*treaty failure, error 033333x303030303*
UK: lol buggy mod
BulGARia: o well
*BulGARia teamkills The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: wtf! u r getting it now
*BulGARia swapped to axis!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: omg n00b
*R0m4n1a has joined the game*
R0m4n1a: whadup p33pz
*UK is now idle!*
*BulGARia strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ for 42 damage! A critical hit!*
*BulGARia strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 for 22 damage! A critical hit!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: OMG FUKIN SURPRIS3 ATTACK BIACH
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes BulGARia for 87 damage! A critical hit!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: caps BrAgANi3ce*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: gets a flag neutrality point!*
**The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ has captured BrAgANi3ce**
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: how's that fukker?
BulGARia: um, guys sry wrong button. peace?
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: DONT GIVE ME THAT CRAP A55HO13!!!
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 strikes BulGARia for 36 damage! A critical hit!*
Bumpy_Streetz: ...
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 caps WiShYoUwErEhErE!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 gets a flag neutrality point!*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 has captured WiShYoUwErEhErE!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: lol all that time in our clan and u never learnt a thing...tactics, ;)
BulGARia: f u
R0m4n1a: omg ur that troll from myspace that st0le my gf
BulGARia: LOLOL yer
*BulGARia hands R0m4n1a: SiLlYcAsTlEqUeEn*
BulGARia: here hav her bak shes a b!tch
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: bad buzz
R0m4n1a: i'll get u for that u tw@
*Otto_D_Man caps Thrace_The_Mace*
*Otto_D_Man gets a flag neutrality point!*
*Otto_D_Man has captured Thrace_The_Mace*
Otto_D_Man: hey Bulgaria, u dont mind if I hav a lil bit of land do u ;)
BulGARia: nah fine go ahead
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: get a room h0m0s
*BulGARia strikes The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ for 25 damage! A critical hit!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: omg machine gun wh0r3
*R0m4n1a strikes BulGARia for 5 damage! A critical hit!*
*R0m4n1a caps PalmTreePandemonium!*
*R0m4n1a gets a flag neutrality point!*
*R0m4n1a has captured PalmTreePandemonium!*
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: is Romania on the two week trial, M0unt41nM4n
The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n: nah hes gd
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: i was on it how come he isnt
The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n: im the clan leader, what I say goes, k?
R0m4n1a: LAG
BulGARia: Probly the proceßing power needed for ur fat ass
*SERVER ERROR*
*SERVER IS UP*
==A Bitter End for BulGARia==
*R0m4n1a has joined the game*
*BulGARia has joined the game*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n has joined the game*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ has joined the game*
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 has joined the game*
BulGARia: wtf ive lost most of my territory :(
R0m4n1a: lolololol
The_Balkan_Boyz! - M0unt41nM4n: haha
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: o well
The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3: ooh i hav some more, gdgd
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: me 2
BulGARia: arghh, i'm outta here, see you at the tourney in which i will pwn you, ur clan sux
The_Balkan_Boyz! - SERBIA_ROLLZ: l0s3r!
*The_Balkan_Boyz! - Gr33c3 has joined the game*
*DRAW*
*BulGARia has left the game*
*SERVER IS DOWN* 
*SERVER IS UP*
*NEXT GAME: World War I*
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