Real Water

Re2al Water® was another marketing ploy designed to separate customers from their cash by peddling what comes out of a domestic tap for a less than 1¢ a gallon as a physically altered (and improved) premium product costing about $9 a gallonReal Water sales site: 12 litres (3 gallons) for $28.00 — over 1000 times more expensive. As a bonus, Real Water was also toxic.
==The claims==
Real Water claimed that the water that is delivered to your house is "damaged" by being "stripped of electrons(-)" as it travels "through pipes, filtration systems, and various devices". This makes the water no longer water since atoms won't bond into molecules without electrons "positive(+) ionized" and "very acidic". The details of how exactly this works is left to the readers' imaginations.
==What it is==
Real Water was filtered and sterilized municipal water with the claimed addition of "potassium and magnesium". The patented "E2 electron energized technology" process is claimed to add "hundreds of millions of free electrons" to "unclump" the water and give it an alkaline pH. This caused chemists and physicists to clutch their hearts.
==Real Water Concentrate==
No, it's not a joke. Re2al Water® was available as a concentrate.<capture>Re2al Water Concentrate sales page</capture>
A 4 oz (or 120 ml) bottle of "concentrated" Re2al Water was claimed to treat more than 7 gallons,Dosage rate is 1 ml per 8 oz glass of water. So 120 ml would treat 120 × 8 oz = 60 pints = 7½ gallons. a dilution rate of 1:240.
==Re2al Plant Water==
If you were feeling particularly gullible, you could have splashed out on bottles of Re2al Water to water your garden. The website claims:<capture>http://affinitywater.com/product.php?productid=26</capture>
 
And this all for the bargain price of $39.95 a quart. Now, how far is a quart of water going to go in your garden?
==The science behind Real Water==
We're waiting…
==Public-healthy crisis==
On March 18, 2021, Real Water pulled its products after federal and local health officials advised people to stop drinking it after Real Water was linked to liver problems in five hospitalized children who lived in four different households. Six other people, three children and three adults, were investigated for less-severe symptoms.
"Acute non-viral hepatitis is a liver inflammation that can be caused by exposure to toxins, autoimmune disease or drinking too much alcohol, the district said," CBSNews.com reported. "Symptoms can include fever, fatigue, loss of appetite, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, dark urine, light-colored stools, joint pain and yellow skin or eyes.""Real Water" recalled after it is linked to liver problems in kids (March 18, 2021 / 11:16 AM) AP via CBS News.
There was no mention of the magical properties Real Water claims, nor of the apparent impossibility of their claims.
==Lawsuit(s)==
On March 16, 2021, a father filed a lawsuit in Nevada on behalf of himself, his wife, and their young son for allegedly becoming ill drinking the water. A daughter who did not drink the water did not become ill. According to court expert witness testimony, Real Water contained hydrazine (N2H4), which was formed during the untested manufacturing process.“Real Water” that poisoned dozens contained chemical from rocket fuel: An expert witness testified hydrazine was likely formed during an electrolysis process. by Beth Mole (10/6/2023, 3:41 PM) Ars Technica. A jury in the trial awarded the seven plaintiffs $228.5 million. As of 2023, lawsuits by about a hundred people who claim to have been injured are still pending. Hydrazine is highly toxic to humans in high doses.Hydrazine United States Environmental Protection Agency.
According to Will Kemp, the plaintiffs' lawyer, the hydrazine was formed from electrifying titanium tubes that were bought "from some Russian guy in the 80s", and that the developer of the process worked in his basement for five months until he had something that didn't make him vomit or have diarrhea.
==See also==
*Alkaline water
*H2Om
*Kabbalah water
*Raw water
*Water woo
==External links==
*Real Water – with added electrons!, Rebecca Hill, The Guardian, 21 April 2011
===Official & affiliated sites===
*Archives of the official site (now dead):
**Official site (2017, with celebrities promoting the product)
**Official site (2021, announcing a recall of the product)
*Astrology Zine: Real Water — The Healthy Water (archived from 2012)
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==References==
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