My Strange Life

It all started when I was born. I was trained to be like my parents, my grandparents, and like my ancestors. My father tells me stories about my ancestors, but as I grew old, I began to think my father was nothing more but a conspiracy theorist. On my 16th birthday, I ran away from my home. With the training I learned from my parents, I easily hid myself. Using fake names and aliases, and using cash rather than my credit card, I hid from them until I got a job as a bartender. Then, on September 1, 2012, I was kidnapped. I was taken to Italy. Apparently, another group, unlike the one my father was a member of,  tracked me down.
They placed me in a machine, where I lay unconscious. I saw things I didn't know about. At the end, they brought me to my cell, when something changed in me. I saw symbols on the walls and floors, written in blood. The symbols were something like the pentagram and the Eye in the Pyramid. Who was in that cell before me? I still wonder.
Well, I guess my dad was right all the time. Then, on that very day, the assistant of the scientist who placed me in the machine entered. She was covered in blood. She helped me escape, but I had to hide in the trunk of a car. As I woke up, I was now in a hideout with the assistant and two other people.
Apparently, she and the other two were sent by my father to escape the company. They also had another machine back in the company. And I lay unconscious again. Then, agents from the company attacked the hideout, so we had to escape to another hideout.
As they placed me in the machine, I began viewing different things. As I woke up, I realized we were in an old Italian commune. We hid there, viewing the same weird stuff. At the end we headed for a church. With my newly attained skills, I unlocked a secret passage. And then I saw a glowing metal sphere.
It suddenly activated, showing the same symbols shown back at the company. I held it, and all time froze. I heard a voice speaking. And then, the voice controlled me and forced me to stab the woman who helped me. She died at my hands and I fell unconscious.
Then my friends stepped into the machine, where my consciousness was free to move. And there I met him. The one who drew those symbols. His consciousness lives within the machine. He tells me that I'm stuck in this coma, unless I play out all the weird things I see. Afterwards, I woke up from my unconsciousness, and I see my father and friends. I was now in America again.
It was December 21, 2012. I walked through a cave and fell unconscious again. And then, after a few hours, me and my father and friends saw a glowing orb. The voice I heard, which was actually a humanoid back in Italy told me I could save the Earth from a solar flare by holding it.
However another humanoid showed up and told me If I touch the orb, the other humanoid will take over the world and he will die. I decided to go touch the orb. I did it. I saved the world from the solar flare. But I died and the humanoid begins her plan to take over the world.
My name is Desmond Miles, and I, like my father before me and my ancestors before me, am an Assassin.
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