Russiaball

Russiaball (Russian: Россиябол), officially called the Communist Land of Vodka Cheeki Breeki Socialist Republic of Russian Federationball or SUKA BLYATball, is located in Russia the USA's worst enemy in their entire life a very bad and drunk driver motherland and therefore a female also called the Union of Soviet Socialist Republicsball Slavic countryball in both Eastern Europe, and Northern Central and East Asia. Its clay borders the Arctic Ocean to the north, Azerbaijanball, Chinaball, Georgiaball, Kazakhbrick, Abkhaziaball, South Ossetiaball, Mongoliaball, and North Koreaball to the south, the Pacific Ocean and just off the coast of Alaskaball to the east, and Belarusball, Estoniaball, Finlandball, Latviaball, Ukraineball, and Norwayball to the west. If you count the Kaliningrad Oblastball, it also borders Polandball and Lithuaniaball (The most borders of any countryballs!) But according to Russiaball, it has 16 borders between countryballs since it supports the independence of South Ossetiaball and ​ Abkhaziaball. The countryball is divided into 85 federal subjectballs, including their capital Moscowball which acts as one of the federal cityballs including Saint Petersburgball and Sevastopolball, giving it a total area of 6,612,073 square miles, making it the largest countryball in the world, even larger than Plutoball (planet) and South America Continent, and as of 2020, it has a population of 146.749 million inhabitants, making it the most populous nation in Europe, and as of 2019, the 9th most populated nation on Earth. it is infamous for their odd laugh which is: XAXAXAXAXAXAXA.
After their parent Soviet Unionball died and all of their siblings separated, Russiaball took matter into their own hands and created many Eastern-based organizationballs to counter against the Western world, such as CISball, CSTOball, and Eurasian Unionball. Russiaball also has a supranational union with it's sibling Belarusball, and has a permanent seat in the UNball security council.
It's often thought of as a potential military superpower, due to the fact of how STRONK it is. RUSSIA IS VERY STRONG XAXAXAXA it also can into COVID-19 cure, which is called Sputnik V (named after the Sputnik satellite).
Also, its national day is December 25. 
==История (History)==
NOTE: Due to the page's length, it has been split to Russiaball/History.
==Отношения (Relationships)==
NOTE: Due to the page's length, it has been split to Russiaball/Relationships.
==Субъекты Федерации (Federal Subjects)==
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 Russiaball has 83 federal subjects:
===Мяч Республики (Republicballs)===
* Adygeaball - Huh? Some Caucasian republic, right? I should merge you with Krasnodar.
* Altaiball - These are the mountains I am talking about! Not some crappy Alps. The mountains are also better then NepalRawr's.
* Bashkortostanball - Go play with your brat Tatarstanball. I know yuo love it.
* Buryatiaball - Ah, my lovely natural Baikal
* Chechnyaball - Grozny has the largest mosque in Europe! it Also Hates Gays!
* Chuvashiaball - My own beer brewery, xaxaxa, let's get waisted, druzya!
* Crimeaball - It was a democratic referendum and Crimea is Russian, that's it! End of discussion!
* Dagestanball - Khabib Nurmagmedov was born here! Go Khabib!
* Ingushetiaball - Another Caucasian republic. A small place, though.
* Kabardino-Balkariaball - Ah, the mountains...
* Kalmykiaball - Calm, buddhist place, love to visit for meditation from my bustling city of Moscow.
* Karachay-Cherkessiaball - A caucasian that has Molybdenum, whatever that is.
* Kareliaball - My Finnistan; gorgeous nature. I WILL NOT GIVE IT TO YOU, FINLAND!
* Khakassiaball - Siberian republic. Good in ore mining and loves its megaliths.although i use them only for luxury
* Komiball - Why did you choose such a difficult name for your capital?! Syk-syktyv-syktyvak-syktyvark... Ah screw it! And why do you think that 'ö' is the superior letter? German dots are the most inferior! I like it because of their name Komi, like Commie! it truly miss my good old past...
* Mari Elball - Produces all kinds of machines and can work nicely with metals. Every time I say "Yoshkar-Ola", Mario fans get excited, I wonder why...
* Mordoviaball - Yeah, I need those chemicals to do warrings, make more.
* North Ossetia–Alaniaball - Soon... soon I will unite you with South Ossetia! Georgia, you have nothing against this, right? XAXAXAXA
* Tatarstanball - My industrial republic! Still a bit grumpy about the Golden Horde.
* Tuvaball - I know that you are like Mongolia.
* Udmurtiaball - Oooh! Redheads!
* Yakutiaball - The largest subnational gov. body ever, even my children are largest in the world, xaxaxa! And my coldest region so far. Canada and Norway are nowhere close to me in the freezing departament, xa! Even cows wear bra there to keep warm. You make Rossiya proud!
===Мяч краёв (Kraiballs)===
* Altaiball - Wait, didn't I mention you already? Ah, that was the republic. Barnauuuul!
* Kamchatkaball - The best caviar in the world! Uh oh. Volcano warning
* Khabarovskball - Far East - best East!
* Krasnodarball - My summer tourism place & Sochi olympics!
* Krasnoyarskball - Not to be confused with Krasnodar, this is Siberia. Does a lot of refining and hydropower.
* Permball - Gib more oil please. And stop dying my hair! Are you Dominican Republic?
* Primorskyball - End stop of the Trans-Siberian railway and home to the port of Vladivostok. We get our anime shipped through there. Sometimes a Sinophile, I'd say.
* Stavropolball - Agriculture is beautiful, isn't it? Sanctions against western pigdog food will only help us! Help the environment - eat locally!
* Zabaykalskyball - Gib Uranium, I want more warheads!
===Мяч области (Oblastballs)===
* Amurball - Soon I will be launching spaceships from there! Also, keep a close eye on Kitai, oblast.
* Arkhangelskball - Was my most important port until I kicked the Ottoman ass and got access to the Black Sea. it an angel. (Idk why)
* Astrakhanball - Glorious Volga delta and the best soil in the world!
* Belgorodball - Iron and chernozem!
* Bryanskball - Borders with Belarus and Ukraine
* Chelyabinskball - it loves meteors!
* Irkutskball - Baikal oblast. Sometimes Irkutsk is called the "Paris of Siberia", weird. Are you Guatemala?
* Ivanovoball - it sews me vests.
* Kaliningradball - My cute exclave, rightfully took it from Nazi as a compensation for the atrocities. Home to the baltic fleet.
* Kalugaball - A European oblast that wasn't destroyed by Nazis, at least I have some nice grandparentrent's architecture left. And thanks for discoveries in the field of Cosmonautics.
* Kemerovoball - Just some Siberian guy who can't into extreme coldness. Recently they had a mall fire.
* Kirovball - Some call it Vyatka. their old name anyways; I could care less.
* Kostromaball - they's bound to roads...
* Kurganball - All I know is the Kurgan Hypothesis from Samara. Not quite related to it though.
* Kurskball - Wow! My compass is going crazy! What kind of magnetic shit is going on, Kursk?
* Leningradball (Oblast) - The begining of my breathtaking cultutal city!
* Lipetskball - it has mechanical engineering...
* Magadanball - Я уеду в Магадан!
* Moscow Oblastball - This is what I call "Podmoskovie". Protect my marvelous city, don't let invaders inside! GЯЯ it is stronk!
* Murmanskball - Hey, stop chatting with Norway there! Back to work! And no Sami language!
* Nizhny Novgorodball - The Volga namestealer to the guy below.
* Novgorodball - Undefeatable great grandparentrent of Russia.
* Novosibirskball - Home to the largest Siberian city.
* Omskball - Remove Evil Omsk Remove!
* Orenburgball - Where Europe meets Asia.
* Oryolball - Хороший парень, но не орёл.
* Penzaball - xaxaxa, Jesusface.
* Pskovball - "I'm from Pskov, a stranger, comes to see the speaking dog".
* Rostovball - Bozhe moi! So many Hochlanders!
* Ryazanball - Bread 'n' wheat
* Sakhalinball - An island oblast. Watch carefully the Kuril islands, otherwise Japan will steal them!
* Samaraball - Are you that U.S territory?
* Saratovball - Shhh, no one is supposed to know that I have bombs everywhere around you. What do you mean that everyone knows it?!
* Smolenskball - This guy likes my sibling's culture more than my own. Fuck you, kid.
* Sverdlovskball - Murderer of the Royal Romanov Family. Ekaterinburg best burg though.
* Tambovball - it loves to breed their animals!
* Tomskball - Eww, swampy forest oblast.
* Tulaball - Weapon factory. As detailed as jewelry.
* Tverball - Oh that neverending medieval Tver and Moscow rivalry (Xa, Moscow ultimately won)
* Tyumenball - Oil and gas controller, Khanty's and Yamal's parent.
* Ulyanovskball - Vladimir Lenin was born here! XAXAXAXAXAXAXAAAAAAA!
* Vladimirball - Vladimir Lenin or Vladimir Putin! Either one good!
* Volgogradball - Fought the vicious Nazi and this resulted in our Victory!
* Vologdaball - the best butter on the world!
* Voronezhball - Sektor Gaza!
* Yaroslavlball - Are you Yugoslaviaball?
===Федерального мяч значения (Federal cityballs)===
* Moscowball - The most spectacular capital in the whole world! This is what a real capital city looks like. it is technically one of my children that just loves... more capitalist pigs? What? How could you!?
* Saint Petersburgball - My glorious gem! Often called the Northern Capital and the cultural centre of Russia! Though, I sometimes of forget about it, of never has any interaction with of me.
* Sevastopolball - Shh, Hochland, this is my port now, XAXAXA.
===Автономные мяч округа (Autonomous okrugballs)===
* Chukotkaball - Far eastern okrug, I don't contact with it a lot. Because we are too far to meeting together. Better leave it alone to their Chukchi business. Only okrug who goes on their own.
* Nenetsball - Tell other subjects the secret of having a high GDP per capita.
* Khanty–Mansiball - Oil okrug! But Khanty, you know that you should give away all oilmoney to grandparent and aunt Moscow, no complains!
* Yamalo-Nenetsball - Gas okrug! Gazprom's playground.
===Автономные мяч область (Autonomous oblast)===
* Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube -🎵Oy vey, you say? Some random jews are on my clay.🎵 *whew* Hol up, I recognize those colors... Wait a minute... HOMOSEX DETECTED!
==Пустяки (Trivia)==
* Eduard Khil, better known as "Trolololo Guy", was born in its clay.
* Russiaball bullies Polandball a lot in the comics.
*It is the largest country in the world (territorially).
**To give you an idea of the size of the country, Russiaball extends from the European Unionball (to the west of its territory), have frontiers with Chinaball, and almost touches the USAball (Alaskaball) (to the east).
*It has the largest nuclear arsenal in the world.
*Russia has land borders with 14 countries (not including Abkhazia and South Ossetia).
*In Russian language, the native name of the country (Rossiya) is a feminine noun. This explain why Mother Russia, the national personification of Russia, is a woman.
*It has 9 time zones.
*The fastest way to traverse the entire horizontal extension of Russia by car is to leave Smolenk, in the far east, to Magadan, in the east: it would be "only" 142 hours straight by car, or almost six days. 
*Even the constructions confirm the gigantism of the country. The Kremlin, official residence of the president of the Russian Federation, is a veritable fortified complex in the capital Moscow. To get an idea of its size, the total length of its walls is 2,235m.
*In Russia beer has only been classified as an alcoholic beverage in 2011, when a bill for reclassification was passed by parliament and actually entered into force in 2013. Before, it was a "food item", treated like a soft drink.
*Surrounding part of the Trans-Siberian is Lake Baikal in Siberia. It is considered the deepest freshwater and the largest in volume in the world, in addition to having 20% of the world's drinking water.
*It is near impossible to defeat it in the winter. (ask Napoleon or the Nazis)
*It has the 2nd most powerful army in the world. (behind you already know who.)
*The dog Laika was the first animal to orbit the Earth. In 2008, a monument in their honor was installed in Moscow.
*At the Ploshchad Revoliutsii subway station there is a sculpture of a dog with a glowing snout. The reason? Russians believe that touching it brings luck.
*It used to be the third largest empire in the world.
*their national anthem has the same instrumental to that of the Soviet Unionball, with the difference being the lyrics was changed.
*Currently, it is determined to return to be a superpower.
*It invented the periodic table of the elements.
*Lake Karachay, located south of the Ural Mountains, is the most polluted and radioactive lake in the world.
*In Russia, there is a temple dedicated to all religions that represents a peaceful combination of different cultures.
* Russia is so big that there cities like Vladivostokball, which is close to North Korea, and the town of Naukan, a few kilometers from the United States ().
*The Great Moscow Derby is the name given to the matches between Spartak Moscow and CSKA Moscow, the most important rivalry in Russian football (soccer).
*Facebook, nah! VK, formerly called VKontakte, or ВКонтакte, is the social network used by Russians. There are more than 340 million people registered, in other words, the biggest social network in Europe.
*The most important holiday in the country is the New Year, with Christmas-like decorations. Christmas, on the other hand, follows the Orthodox Christian traditions and is celebrated on January 7.
*Approximately 40% of Russians profess the faith of Orthodox Christianity. After the 25% who do not identify with a religion and the 13% atheist, the second most common belief is Islam (6.5%).
*It likes to say "Suka blyat" (means b*tch f*ck), although that can get it in trouble.
*Do you like wallpapers? It's tradition: almost all houses have this type of decoration.
*Another tradition is matryoshka dolls.
*When mentioning tradition, one cannot ignore ice hockey. It is the second most popular sport in the nation (behind football/soccer!)
*It was the organizer of the FIFA World Cup in 2018.
*The roller coaster, attraction of 10 out of 10 amusement parks, started – guess what – on the Russian mountains. In the area near St. Petersburg, people threw themselves on the steep paths in the middle of the ice with carts or sledges.
*10% of the revenue from its state coffers comes from the vodka export tax.
*If your idea is to present a Russian with flowers, always give them in odd numbers (1,3,5...). Even quantities are intended for funerals.
*Never try to greet a Russian under a door. Local tradition says that such an act brings bad luck.
*Like any good parent, it sold their child for 7 million dollars to the one who would later become their enemy.
*It is a bicontinental country (its territorial extension occupies two continents), Europe and Asia. 
*It is the best friend of Kazakhstanbrick.
*their national animal is the brown bear.
*It hates homosexuals, to such a degree that it believes that Jewish Autonomous Oblastcube is one, because of their rainbow flag.
*Its president, Vladimir Putin, often rides bears in memes.
*It is planning to visit planet Venusball in the 2020-2030 decade.
*In June 2021, it had announced the project to terraform Ganymedeball ( Jupiterball's moon) and Titanball (Saturnball's moon).
*It (along with Belarusball) got kicked out of the International Bebras Competition in April 2022, due to its invasion of Ukraineball.https://www.bebras.org/node_73.html
==Информация для художников (Information for artists)==
===Как нарисовать (How to draw)===
#Draw a ball.
#Draw the white on top (or leave it blank if you have a white background), draw the blue on the center and red on the bottom.
# Draw the eyes and you're finished.
# Optional: Draw an ushanka or a military cap.
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== Смотрите также (See also) ==
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