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BC Noir

BC Noir were a blaseball team that participated in the inaugural Coffee Cup between and . They were captained by Liquid Friend and Uncle Plasma.
==Official League Records==
BC Noir were one of four teams in the Coffee Cup that did not consist of existing ILB players, and the only team not to be sponsored by either fans or the Game Band. The team consisted only of two players, Friend and Plasma. In the Coffee Cup, BC Noir was swept in the first round by Heavy FC.
Following the Coffee Cup, BC Noir did not see active play again, and the team is now defunct. However, Friend and Plasma went on to join the ILB in the , and became relevant to the ongoing plot of the Expansion Era.
== Roster ==
Category:Teams
Category:BC Noir
Category:Coffee Cup
BEVANTHEWISENOTES.TXT

“To the inheritor of these pages, 
Inside you will find the volume of my work. You may not understand at first, but you will. I’ve left instructions on how to safely seek answers to the questions you cannot resolve here. More importantly, I’ve left information on the Event and how to stop it. In the interest of openness, I’ve also left everything else. This includes some things you may already know, as well as some surprises; may it be of at least marginal value towards preventing the apocalypse.
Remain Inquisitive. As Above, So Below.''
All the best,
Bevan”
* King Weatherman can be trusted.
*Oscar Dollie came from That Other Place. I know not why, but its intentions cannot be good for any of us. Nobody else seems to notice or care, as Oscar's blaseball skills are nearly unmatched on the team. This short-sightedness could be catastrophic. I will continue to keep my eye on it. However, it knows that I know.
* The Evergreen must be prevented at all costs.
* Ol' Faithful must be reclaimed; it is the only way to prevent Ragreenok.
*Merlinmeyer means well, but if they do not relinquish Ol' Faithful when Armagreenon looms, Alf may need to be subdued.
* Francisco Preston knows something, I don't know what it is.
*A venture into the Bluesky may be needed in order to destroy The Artifact. I have outfitted Cory Twelve for this task; no organic life can be trusted to resist the thrall of its power, although a few guards may be needed to ensure Cory's safe arrival to The Frozen Caldera
*I've already done everything I can.
*Don't open the floodgates, no matter what you do.
*The Bat can only be wielded by a true splortsman.
*When the time comes, you must sacrifice what you love the most.
*Please, don't litter.
Babka McCoy

was a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves and competed in Gamma 4. Griffey previously played for the Atlantis Georgias.
==Official League Record==
McCoy was first seen as a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
On Season 1, Day 65, McCoy was exchanged to the Charleston Shoe Thieves due to Feedback. McCoy was replaced by Lorcan Griffey.
During the Gamma 4, Season 1 Party Planning election, Griffey attended the Mixer, resulting in a total stat increase.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Charleston Shoe Thieves Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Baby Triumphant/IF-53.476

==Appearance==
Triumphant's form is notoriously difficult to grasp. He appears to fans as alternately a human infant no more than 9 months of age, a powerful grey alien humanoid, or the beautiful son of the San Francisco Lovers polycule by way of player Knight Triumphant.
Or so it would seem. Baby Triumphant is a tiny baby with massive, hypermuscular arms. They are very good at hitting because of their massive, hypermuscular arms and their tiny strike zone, but are bad at running the bases because they're a baby.
Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Her jersey number is 312.
Baby Triumphant/IF-93.446

Baby “Ruthless” Triumphant is the younger sibling of San Francisco Lovers batter Knight Triumphant. They earned their nickname due to their abrupt and occasionally aggressive attitude towards reporters, as well as their performance on the field. Their pronouns have been noted as “Whatever you’re not using,” as Triumphant prefers not to use the pronouns of anyone they are conversing with, due to their “disinterest in being thought of as similar to anyone.”
Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 312.
==Appearance==
Baby Triumphant is approximately 6’4” and broad. Reports on their exact physical description vary, but those two facts remain the same. Their age has been described as anywhere from “Eh, probably a coed?” to “Divisible by zero” to “Like… 28?” 
==History==
Triumphant was raised in California with their older sibling. As Knight’s squire, they were trained in swordplay, heraldry, blaseball, and jousting. Some sources close to the Triumphants said that Baby was rarely seen away from Knight’s side, and that Baby’s name is owed to them being the younger Triumphant, constantly referred to as the ‘baby of the family’. 
However, Knight’s rise to prominence as a blaseball star, questing knight, and Bay Area revolutionary caused their close relationship to grow somewhat strained. Baby departed San Francisco under circumstances that remain unspoken, but may or may not be related to Knight’s proposed budget for wildfire management. Carefully avoiding the Moab, Baby travelled east; eyewitnesses claim they used a variety of vehicles, including a Harley that was later reported stolen, a pale green vintage convertible of indeterminate make (but thought to be a 1964 Buick Skylark), and several horses. 
Triumphant arrived in Chicago as the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire began, and, for lack of a better place to stop moving, answered the Call. 
==Trivia==
*Occasionally attends Renaissance faires in the greater Chicago area, but generally goes anonymously so as not to attract attention.
*Their pregame ritual is noted as “Amnesia.” Nobody is sure whether this is a joke or not, and any questions about it earn a confused, blankly polite stare.
*Is currently teaching Caleb Alvarado how to swordfight.
*Their terse but ultimately caring demeanor endears them to cats everywhere, leading them to their close bond with Socks Maybe.
*Reports out of Flermilab suggest that there is ongoing investigation into whether Baby is Knight’s sibling or some sort of asexually reproduced clone. No matter the case, Baby insists they are younger than Knight.
Backpatch Lincecum

is a player in the Shadows for the Seattle Garages, and has been with the team since the .
== Official League Records ==
Lincecum joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Ohio Worms as the Worms' Overbracket Playoff Birth.
Lincecum was traded to the Seattle Garages' Shadows with no replacement during the via the blessing.
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Category:Playoff Births
Backpatch Rolsenthal

is a player in the Shadows for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the team since , Day 19.
==Official League Records==
Rolsenthal joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Boston Flowers on , Day 19 after the incineration of Brock Forbes.
On , Day 88, Rolsenthal retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Dunn Keyes via the Boston Garden's .
Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Backpatch Rolsenthal/IF-48.668

=== Appearance ===
Rolsenthal is a large humanoid mecha, with roses growing all over it. They use any pronouns. They were discovered broken down and hibernating in a distant corner of the Garden by Jaylen Hotdogfingers and Dunn Keyes, who used their knowledge of robotics to repair her. Soon after ey came back online, it witnessed Brock Forbes’ incineration, and volunteered to join the team in his place. When they were on the team, they became friends with Jaylen and Dunn, bonding over robotics. They also helped Rolsenthal to find hir place on the team.
A cat named Cog lives in Rolsenthal’s cockpit, and is often assumed to be the pilot of the mecha by other players. Cog likes to sit on the controls, which throws off Rolsenthal's pitching aim considerably. Boston’s dimensional rifts cause Cog’s appearance to change frequently, with some observers reporting a fluffy grey cat, and others a ginger cat.
Rolsenthal does not know where it came from or how she ended up in the depths of The Garden, powered off for who knows how long. He does know, however, that Cog is xir best friend, and always has been.
When in the Shadows, Rolsenthal spends her time chatting to Dunn Keyes, if she is there, or attempting to repair their mechanics (which Cog promptly breaks).
Bad Gateway (Event)

A Bad Gateway (often known as 502 Bad Gateway), is an unpredictable event during which no games can be watched, no items can be bought, and no votes can be submitted. The Blaseball front page is replaced with a white screen and text that says "502 Bad Gateway".
The first major appearance of a Bad Gateway occurred at the end of the playoffs, disrupting the championship games. 
Bad Gateways are often but not always followed by Blaseball officials calling for a siesta. It has been observed that a Bad Gateway does not necessarily interrupt the Blaseball matches in session, but only makes them un-observable. It's for this reason that a siesta is needed to ensure that the matches can formally come to a pause.
==History ==
The First Gateway's appearance is largely considered to be an omen of the coming Season, and a result of the Philladelphia Pies' landslide win in the playoffs and the endless chanting of "Pies" by the fans. The chant, some sources say, may have caused an Arcane Resonance Event that cascaded through the universe by the Blaseball Gods' will. Moments after the play, the Gateway appeared, prohibiting league members from claiming winnings, self-congratulation, and indulging of the sweet sweet concessions. Peanuts were at an all time low.
Hours after the final play, the First Bad Gateway remained, haunting the League and disallowing fans from seeking the solace of fiesta.
There are slanderous rumors that the Pies have been participating in Arcane Research, and that caused the Gateway. This theory has not been confirmed.
Cursory studies suggest that the Bad Gateway is the portal through which locales such as Dark-Seattle can be accessed. Further research is necessary.
The first base of the Sunbeams' stadium in Hellmouth can be accessed through the Bad Gateway.
The Bad Gateway reappeared when the Umps mandated repentance for the Peanut Fraud during Day 2 of Season 3, leading to the theory that the Bad Gateway is the entrance to Hell for Peanut Sinners.
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Category:History
Category:Community-Made History
Bad League

The Bad League was one of the two competitive Sub-Leagues of Ultra League Blaseball during Season A. It consisted of 15 teams. The league sent its top 5 finishers to the postseason of the season and the winner of the postseason faced the winner of the Good League for the championship of Ultra League Blaseball. The league was replaced with the Evil League following Season A.
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==History==
The first known appearance of the Bad League was at the beginning of Season A. The Sub-League only existed for a single season, and was replaced by the Evil League at some point between the end of Season A and the beginning of Season B.
==Teams==
* Alaskan Immortals
* Antarctic Fireballs
* Canada Artists
* Dallas Cows
* Moab Sunbeams
* Philly Pies
* Phoenix Trunks
and 8 more
==Season Results==
Season	Regular Season Winner	Postseason Winner	Championship Results
A 	Philly Pies 	Alaskan Immortals	Defeated an unknown team 4-0
Category:Leagues
Category:Ultra League Blaseball
Badges

Badges were cosmetic items obtainable by Fans, viewable in the 'Personal Info' section of a user's profile. They had no mechanical effect and were purely for show.
== List of Badges ==
Badge	Source 	First available
 	Purchasing Where Cards Fall via blaseball.com. 	Gamma 2, Season 2 (November 11, 2021)Where Cards Fall was purchasable on the site as early as October 31st (prior to the start of Gamma 2, Season 1), but the Badge itself did not appear on user profiles until November 11th, in late Season 2. Users that had already purchased the game via the site were given the Badge when it became available.
 	Placing at least one vote in the "TASTE THE INFINITE" Distortion in Gamma 3, Season 1. Following the midseason election, A Shelled One changed the Badge's appearance from a basic peanut to a shining silver peanut as a reward for Fans' voting efforts.	Gamma 3, Season 1 (December 6, 2021)
 	Placing at least one vote in the "TASTE THE INFINITE" Distortion in Gamma 3, Season 1. Following the midseason election, A Shelled One changed the Badge's appearance from a basic peanut to a shining silver peanut as a reward for Fans' voting efforts.	Gamma 3, Season 1 (December 12, 2021)
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Baker Caster

is a player in the Shadows for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and has been with the team since Season 2, Day 28.
== Official League Records ==
Caster joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings on Season 2, Day 28 after the incineration of Baldwin Jones.
During the Season 2 elections, Caster retreated to the Wild Wings' Shadows in exchange for Atma Blueberry as a result of the Shadow Play blessing.
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Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Shadows
Baldwin Breadwinner/IF-9.231

==In Literature==
Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper had the following to say about Baldwin:
She was an enigma, all shrouded in hope,
That unwitting batter we traded for dreams,
We could only observe her through our telescope,
As the Crabs all kept losing to shadowy teams.
Then all the Crab players did crash down to earth,
And settled back in on the Chesapeake coast,
We got to know Baldwin, and praised her worth,
Til a flying stray peanut did near make her toast.
A deadly nut allergy, how could she risk it?
She swallowed a shell as she ran to third base,
And from that point, sadly, she just took the biscuit,
Her fielding, sprinting, and swinging lacked grace.
But she rolled with the punches, and just wouldn’t quit,
Never deigning to loaf, knew she needed the prize,
She never felt stale, though she just couldn’t hit,
And then, like a flower, she started to rise.
As the playoffs got hotter, Baldwin did take shape,
She dove for every bag, getting no outs,
And stretched out her glove, as if thin as a crepe,
To snatch out the slicing line drives in a rout.
She played better and better through every inning,
And when all games were done, and everything said,
She held high our trophy, gloriously grinning,
For none could deny that she won us our bread.
Baldwin Jones

was a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and was with the team from Fall Ball until being incinerated on Season 2, Day 28.
== Official League Records ==
Jones joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Dallas Steaks with .
During the December 9, 2022 Fall Ball, Jones fell to the Mexico City Wild Wings.
On Season 2, Day 28, Jones was incinerated and replaced by Baker Caster. 
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Category:Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Former Shadows Players
Balina Erock

is a player for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 55.
== Official League Records ==
Erock joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Dallas Steaks as the Steaks' Overbracket Playoff Birth.
On Season 1, Day 55, Erock fell to the Chicago Firefighters during a game in Horizon weather, becoming Buried.
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Category:Playoff Births
Ball Pit

Ball Pit is a Ballpark Modification introduced in that causes Foul Balls to add 5x the eDensity they normally would. 
==Effect==
Ball Pit is a Ballpark renovation that first appeared in Season 20. While it does cause Foul Balls to add 5x more eDensity than they do without the modifier, this is not because there is an eDensity value to Foul Balls, but rather due to the fact that Foul Balls add to a Ballpark's FilthinessBecause they are foul - which does have an eDensity value. 
==History==
Hoops first appeared in the as an available ballpark renovation.
===Ballpark Additions===
Hoops were installed:
*In by the Tacos, Millennials, and Moist Talkers
*In by the Worms
*In by the Firefighters, Georgias, and Breath Mints
Category:Ballpark Modifications
Balloons

Balloons are a type of Ballpark Renovation that lower a stadium's eDensity. There are three types of Balloons that are known: Balloons, Flood Balloons, and Hot Air Balloons. 
==Balloons==
Balloons is a Ballpark Modification introduced in that causes a balloon to inflate with each run scored in a ballpark, and ten to be inflated with each win. Balloons cause a small amount of negative eDensity. 
Balloons was Ratified into physical Law in the . 
Balloons was Nullified in Day 29 by the Black Hole (Black Hole).
===Effect===
When a Ballpark has Balloons, any run is accompanied by the inflation of a single balloon, lowering the ballpark's eDensity slightly. Any Win in that ballpark results in the inflation of ten balloons. If any player scored a home run in a ballpark with balloons, it would occasionally pop some of them, and scare away a number of Birds. 
The number of balloons in a single ballpark is tracked on that ballpark's page under the "Balloons" heading.
===History===
Balloons first appeared in the as an available ballpark renovation.
Balloons was Ratified into physical Law in the . 
====Ballpark Additions====
Balloons were built:
*In Season 20 by the Lift, Firefighters, Tigers, Wild Wings, Georgias, Dale, Flowers, Sunbeams, Spies, Worms, Steaks, Pies, Garages, Mechanics, Fridays, Shoe Thieves and Magic. 
*In Season 21 by the Millennials
Balloons were ratified in the .
===Nullification===
On Day 29 Lenny Crumb of the Ohio Worms nullified Balloons by scoring ten runs under the Black Hole (Black Hole).
==Flood Balloons==
Flood Balloons is a Ballpark Modification introduced in that causes a Flood Balloon to fill with each Flooding event. Flood Balloons cause a medium amount of negative eDensity. 
===Effect===
When a Ballpark has Flood Balloons any Flooding event is accompanied by the inflation of a Flood balloon, lowering the ballpark's eDensity a moderate amount.
The number of Flood balloons in a single ballpark is tracked on that ballpark's page under the "Flood Balloons" heading.
===History===
Flood Balloons first appeared in the as an available ballpark renovation.
====Ballpark Additions====
Flood Balloons were built:
*In the by the Lift, Tigers, Wild Wings, Garages, Mechanics, and Moist Talkers
*In the by the Spies
==Hot Air Balloons==
Hot Air Balloons is a Ballpark Modification introduced in that causes a Hot Air Balloon to fill with each Incineration. Hot Air Balloons cause a large amount of negative eDensity. 
===Effect===
When a Ballpark has Hot Air Balloons any Incineration is accompanied by the inflation of a Hot Air balloon, lowering the ballpark's eDensity a large amount.
The number of Hot Air balloons in a single ballpark is presumably tracked on that ballpark's page under a "Hot Air Balloons" heading - however none were filled before the end of the Expansion Era. 
===History===
Hot Air Balloons first appeared in the as an available ballpark renovation.
====Ballpark Additions====
Hot Air Balloons were built:
*In the by the Tigers
Category:Ballpark Modifications
Balsa Prince

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 1.
==Official League Record==
Prince joined Internet League Blaseball as a Lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias at the start of Gamma 1.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Prince's batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles decree, resulting in a batting stat increase.
The Gamma 1 Feed was revealed to Fans on October 26th, 2021, revealing Prince's history.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Balsa Sprinter

was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and competed in Gamma 2 until they were Incinerated on Season 1, Day 58. 
==Official League Records==
Sprinter was first seen as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
On Season 1, Day 58, Sprinter was incinerated and replaced by Tristen Aero. 
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Breckenridge Jazz Hands Short Circuits Players
Baltimore Crabs/History

==Before==
The Baltimore Crabs were founded in Baltimore, Maryland in ██52 as a tribute to The Olde One. The name reportedly came to the people of the city in a dream. Many stories of that darker era have been lost, and the ebb and flow of history has been unkind indeed to those unlucky few whose names cling to memory.
Upon the founding of the Crabs, communion with the Crab Mother became more popularized in Baltimorean society. As blaseball itself popularized, the primary means of worship for the Mother Crab was channeled through the cultural event. Baltimore at large did not worship the blaseball gods, and played the splort independently through a complex cluster of underleagues.
Not much is recorded about the killing of the Olde One. It is considered extremely impolite to bring up around anyone who was involved, and even between one witness to another it is only referred to with a soured expression or a trailed off sentence. Insinuations that it may have been at the Olde One’s behest that the first god the city kill be their own has been met with troubled reactions such as "no, it wasn't like that..." while suggestions that it was a good thing to kill a god has seen Baltimoreans say "yes, but...it's hard to explain..." Emotions on record range from celebratory to grieving to indignant to harrowed to at peace to furious to revulsed, all from the same person in quick succession - the only Baltimorean to ever go on record about it. The only things that can be said in confidence about the event are:
*The entire city participated in the act
*The Baltimore Crabs were essential in the striking of the killing blow
*It had to be done.
The Blaseball gods and the Baltimore Crabs formed an uneasy alliance during the Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict which lead to the inclusion of the Crabs into the Internet League, despite their deicidal tendencies and lack of table manners.
The Crabs have taken well to the cultural event of Blaseball, as has the city of Baltimore. New direction has been breathed into the city following the lull as millions collectively processed the ichor on their hands/claws, with Crabitat at the heart of this tempest. Across multiple interviews, members of the Crabs have said that they are driven to be the best blaseball players they can be, so that they may ascend to the gates of blaseball's pantheon and, repeated, "strangle the blaseball gods with [their] bare hands/claws." 
Nobody has actually confirmed if ascension would achieve this.
==Internet League Blaseball Begins==
For a full season by season breakdown see the Crab's Season Summaries, starting from Season 1.
Category:Baltimore Crabs