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Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty is the story of Rip Van Winkle, a short little man who challenged a woman to turn straw into gold and climbed her hair after a long nap. She was also, most notably, the best friend of Snow Black and they starred in the American tv show "Killing Snow White".
==Story==
Sleeping Beauty was originally a German fairytale. It tells the story of Rip Van Winkle, a comically short man who has a funny name and nose. One day he falls asleep and is discovered by Prince Charming who is so taken by his homoerotic beauty that he kisses him. Winkle wakes up and is disgusted with Charming, not being into guys, and flees. He soon finds out that he's been asleep for 9 years, and has been during that time elected mayor of Aspen, Colorado. Resigning his mayorship he goes on a quest taking him to a poor farm where he meets a farmer's daughter. She is also struck by his good-looks, since she was diagnosed with crazy as a child. Her father tries to force a marriage, but Winkle refuses, saying he could never marry a girl unless she could spin straw into gold. Upon failing to do so Winkle attempts to leave the farm, but the father delays him, saying his daughter knows his real name. Upon confronting her she gives him the name of 'Rumplestiltskin', at which point Winkle laughs so hard and long that she banishes herself to the tallest tower on the farm. Winkle wasn't done laughing, though, so he asks her to lower her hair to him that he may climb it and see her, pretending to be Prince Charming. She falls for it, and when he gets up there starts laughing at her again. And pointing. She commits suicide by driving a needle from a spinning-wheel into her forehead. Winkle leaves ostensibly continue his merry travels, but no more of the story is known.
The story was, like that of Prince Charming, split into different sections and stories over time, changing greatly. Often Charming takes Winkle's role in one or more of the sections of the story.
==Film==
Walt Disney made a very different version of the film than the original, changing Winkle into a woman, making the daughter part of Winkle's own (now trans-gendered) history, and replacing the roll in the story of a random tree, rock and flower with three cranky fairies. On the plus side the father was also cut, and replaced by Malificent, a very awesome villain who transforms into a black and green dragon that kills Charming. Winkle, now named 'Sunset', dies in the tower from pricking her finger on the ricin-laced wheel, instead of impaling her cranium on it. The film was one of the first to use computer CGI, and generally credited as one of the best, due to the villain's triumph over the star-struck lovers.
==See also==
*Fairytale
eo:La Belulino dormanta en Arbaro
hu:Csipkerózsika
pt:A Bela Adormecida
Category:Literature
Category:Disney films
Sliced bread

Invented in 1337, sliced bread is considered one of the crowning achievements of mankind, until the birth of Humphrey Bogart. Apparently, it was invented by Bono, King of all.
== The Jewish Indoctrination ==
People have wondered for as long as Sliced Bread has existed a trivial question : Why does it burn when toasted? (90% of the time)
Sliced bread is a form of terrorism created by Jews in order to take over the world via burnt toast. For this plan to succeed, the Jews needed a way for toast to burn with a 90% success rate.
They subsequently recruited Albert Einstein (A zionist) in 1960, via use of one of his specially created wormholes. Einstein soon began the spreading of the message that every house should need a toaster, due to the fact that Sliced Bread could be made into many a wonderful side-dish to a plate of bacon.
By now, most countries with a large electricity infrastructure have been indoctrinated into the Jews' ruthless crusade.
Conspiracy theorists predict that they will soon launch a massive invasion with kettles.
It is also a useful snack for those moments in the morning when cooking something is too much of an effort. These are the moments that (Funnily) toast usually burns. This is how the Jewish Indoctrination plan.
== Back To The Article Name ==
Sliced Bread was invented in 2009 when Einstein went into the future, found out that cutting a wormhole through matter was indeed possible, through the use of sliced bread. Einstein did not disclose this dicovery upon his return to 1944. Instead he chose to use the unstable atoms of Sliced Bread to create the Atom Bomb. A lab boy once found him slicing bread. Thus the indispensable Sliced Bread was created. Apparently, the young boy's blog on Myspace received 8,0000,0000,0000,0001 hits within an hour of him posting it.
== Bread As A Conspiracy ==
The Jews approached Einstein after 1945, now free, but low in numbers. Their original plan was to indoctrinate the Germans who had killed their race in the millions in WW2, but soon the popularity of the toaster massively increased. The Jews' planned indoctrination output has increased by 10000%.
= Ah, That Wonderful Figure Of Speech.=
The figure of speech "- Is The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread" has been used since.. Well just since. Sliced Bread is apparently very angry at this, and is filing for a lawsuit against all those that have used the phrase.
It plans to change the figure of speech from "- Is The Greatest Thing Since" to "-Is Almost As Good As". Scientists predict this will cause a rupture in the Space-Time Continuum.
== See also ==
* Fire
* The Wheel
* Toaster
* The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
* Self-toasting bread 
* Jews
* Albert Einstein
Category:Food
Category:Idioms
Category:Invention
Category:Bread
Slick Rick

Richard "Slick Rick" Martin Lloyd Walters, better known as Slickbeard, is an British-American pirate and rapper who from the late 1980s onward, has successfully pillaged and robbed several ships. After a little stint where he tried to murder two competing pirates, Slickbeard was captured and sent to prison for five years, making him love the harsh streets of New York City. This set him up to become a rapper in '87, however, when he became a rapper, Slickbeard realized that in the music industry, rappers rob you!, and has had his music "sampled" by Snoop Dog, Eminem, TLC, and Kanye West as well as hundreds more. He was arrested in 2003 after federal officials thought he was back to robbing ships, but a few years later, the governor of New York fucking pardoned him for his crimes. Nowadays, he, just like Neil deGrasse Tyson, criticizes fiction books for not representing reality.
== Early life ==
Born in London in 1965 to Jamaicans who were part of a pirate crew, Slickbeard already had experience in a city which was gradually decaying into poverty. At the age of one, he lost his left eye when the crib he was sleeping in spontaneously combusted. This made Slick Rick the favorite of the Jamaican pirate who led his parent's crew, and after the pirate died in 1969, Slickbeard inherited the crew of the pirate. Robbing trading ships across the waters of Britannia, Slickbeard was able to hone his skills, robbing over $200,000 in food by 1976. This caused the young Slickbeard to let his parents live in the United Kingdom, while he set his sights for the United States.
== Rapping in the 1980s ==
East Coast Rap is a regional subgenre of hip hop music that originated in New York City, USA during the 1970s. After being brought to New York, this new form of music was revolutionized by Slickbeard, ensuring that it would last for at least five years. His first album, , was released in 1988, presumably to take attention away from his robbery of Mario 3 cartridges. Remember, he was still a pirate at the time. This first album featured the song Children's Story, which was named after his second ship, The Children's Story. It was basically a warning to gangsters that being a robber and threatening to shoot pregnant women is bad
== Present day ==
After being arrested two times, Slickbeard seeked to not be a pirate, as being a victim of internet piracy and not being popular on YouTube made him have an epiphany. As a result, he retired all of his ships excluding the Children's Story, which was converted into a yacht. According to the Yo Gabba Gabba! fandom, in 2013, Slickbeard made his most influential cameo, playing a rapper named Turbo in the episode . Despite not being relevant in most of the world, in Somalia, countless pirates respect Rickbeard for his early work.
== See also ==
* This Is How We Do It
* East Coast Rap
* Pickle Rick
Category:Gangsta Rappers
Category:Pirates
Slide rule

The slide rule is a completely fictitious computational device. This is not so much to say that it is a computational device that is fictitious, instead it is a device that provides fictitious computations. In a time before the calculator, many claimed that slide rules were capable of performing any mathematical functions that one could need to perform. These went beyond addition and subtraction, but also included logarithms, which are also, in point of fact, completely fictitious. In fact, the only way that logarithms were ever computed were on slide rules, with the answers being completely made up, and often completely random and unrepeatable. When slide rules were in wide use, the only actual way to add or subtract were to count fingers and toes, thus limiting numbers to only 0-20 for women, and 0-21 for men.
Now that we are in a more enlightened time that includes computers, calculators, and internet porn, we can add and subtract in a much more efficient manner, as computers are outfitted with several million, or even trillion, fingers and toes. Slide rules are now only an artifact of a bygone and ignorant age. Anyone who claims proficiency with the use of a slide rule should be considered clinically insane, and avoided at all costs. Should you encounter someone actively using a slide rule, the wisest course of action is to not come within 10 feet, as users are known to become confused and even violent when approached with even the simplest four-function pocket calculator, and those slide rules can have sharp corners. Instead, you should remain calm, not attempt to engage them in any conversation, hide any modern computational devices you have, and contact your local mental care facility.
Category: Invention
Slime Cube

Harmonic Cube Cubic Spirits Are Supreme Being.center
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category:Cosmology
Category:Cubes
category:Temporal Bullshit Physics
category:Science
Category:Made-up Science
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
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Category:FA Non Encyclopedic
Category:FA Pages that look like the things they're about
Slinky

The slinky was born in the 1940s when a curly-haired Italian girl fell into a vat of molten titanium. Apathetic businessmen found the remains, and so the slinky had been discovered. But what to do with it? Realizing how simple it was to amuse children in the 40s (these being children who spent their days toiling on their parents farms, and were too poor for string to jump rope with), the industrializing America found it's gateway toy to the G.I JOE SWASONSON [Motherfuckers].
== Modern Day Uses ==
Many hospitals in Africa use the slinky as a means to stretch the neck of females, thus facillitating better fellatio and preventing the growing problem of rape and, consequently, the spread of AIDS. 
Recently, it was discovered that American soldiers were using slinkies to bind and torture Iraqi POWs.
You can also use slinkies to rob your father of his manhood, go on, kids. Try it out!
On a lighter note, slinkies may be used under careful instruction in the classroom to educate youngsters on the perpetual existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and the omnipresent reaching of his noodly appendages.
It has been theorised that infinite fun may be had by pushing a slinky down an escalator, but this was proved false in the 1921s when someone tried it and ended up with a broken testicle. You have been warned.
It has again been theorised that slinkies can turn 180 degree coners, but this was proved false in 1922, the person testing this also ended up with a broken testicle. You have been warned. Again.
== Spontaneous Slinky Failure==
Slinkies have been known to spontaneously interlock its ends, weaving its steel or plastic coils into each other. Scientists are still in the process of researching how exactly the slinkies manage to do this. Out of the 5 brave scientists who took on this task, two are dead, one is in a mental institution, one abandoned the project after the irreversable damaging of one of his testicles, and the fifth one was last seen in August 1955, just three days after having undertaken the research.
Note: Slinkies have in some rare cases been known to cut the person playing with it on their pinky finger.
Nobody has ever untangled a spontaneously failed slinky. In fact, no man has even tried to recover a SFS and gotten away with both their testicles, nor any woman with both her breasts.
Category:Inventions
Category:Toys
Category:Things that may be out to get you
Slipping on a Banana Peel

Slipping on a Banana Peel is an unfunny and often painful way of making two year olds laugh. Banana peels have grown into dangerous objects over the centuries and have been adopted by many cultures. The most famous use of the banana peel was Mario, who, seeing its slipping ability, attached a manual banana firing gun onto his car. This was not as accurate as Green Shell, however, and is often dodged by experienced three-year olds playing Donkey Kong.
=The Long History of Banana Peel Slipping=
Not many people know where the elusive banana peel actually started to get slipped on, but there are a few theories. 
==No.1==
Mr U. Ncylopedia has explained in a detailed interview that fossil studies show that dinosaurs were slipping on banana peels in their day. These fossils provided startling discoveries for the group of paleontologists - banana peels hadn't always been unliving objects of bad humour - once they were living. Millions of years ago bananas had evolved their skin to hunt for them. These nocturnal skins dropped off at night and prowled for food, finding anything they could to eat. 
Their main source of attack was standing under an animal's feet and letting the animal slip over them. (This was not so with Grues, though, and a few unfortunate banana peels fell victim these fierce monsters). Their mating, nesting, breeding and habitat is still not known - but you can't find much from a leg bone, can you? The killer banana peels lived all over the world, but seem to have originated from Croato-Serbia. Over the millions of years, humans evolved and seeing the banana peels comical abilities began putting them under people's feet. Over time the banana peels evolved and eventually lost all thought, feeling or movement, as humans were now the main cause of banana related accidents (including WW2, 9/11, the Titanic and your birth).
==No.2==
Archaeologist W. Ikipedia scoffs at this, stating that banana peel slipping originated in ancinet Egypt, just before the building of pyramids. Ancient Egyptian priests, lovers of rituals and sacrifices full of blood, fire and teddy bears, first used this method of sacrificing victims when a monk slipped on a banana peel and cracked his skull open. From then on the monks used this gruesome skill to sacrifice criminals and slaves. Pliny the Younger, a famous Roman thinker, described the spectacle:
Actually it did, and here we are today.
=Modern Usage=
Nowadays slipping on banana peels in another part of society, another failed attempt at humour. They are also used to kill people. Here is one way how: Once a man murdered someone and was sentenced to death by banana peel. So he tripped on the banana peel and cracked his head open. By doing this small banana men crawled into his skull instantaneously killing him.
But there is more to it then you think. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the ancient Mayans predicted the end of the end of the world in 2012. They also found the result - Banana peels! The extinction that killed the dinosaurs is returning. God save us all. 
Category: Comedy
Category: Cartoons
Category: Fruit
Sluggish schizophrenia

Sluggish Schizophrenia, unlike other mental disorders, is an infectious disease acquired from seeing slugs. It was first reported in USSR by KGB owned mental institution to describe pathological resistance to mind control. Soviet psychiatrists have tried various methods to cure the infected and they introduce these methods to their brethren in eastern Europe, China and other client states. Despite the efforts of the socialists, this disease is never control, with a death rate of 100%. 
=Signs and symptoms= 
Unlike common schizophrenics, sluggish schizophrenics look perfectly normal until they talk about politics or philosophy, or other subjects the government believe to be relevant. DSM Russian edition has a criteria below, requiring three of the following:
* Delusional belief that Marx is not Russian (not Chinese in Chinese edition).
* Misspelling 'Marx' as 'Max'.
* Suspecting gay relationship between Engels and Marx, or Stalin and Chairman Mao.
* Preferring independence to communist dictatorship.
* Watching cartoons about Winnie the Pooh
* Low credit score.
* Other signs of political incorrectness.
Generally speaking, if one has seen a slug in soviet territories within the year, he will develop sluggish schizophrenia, unless he possesses a special genome called FWD-1 (genome of will deficiency) which prevents the brain from developing a vulnerability called free will. Studies have shown that after chronic exposure to the disease, the FWD-1 rate in soviet states have grown to 70%.
=Causes and Preventions=
Sluggish schizophrenia is caused by infection of libertas iustitia, a virus targeting brain cells, teleports to human brains from slugs when they are seen. The virus proliferates in brains cells leading to abnormal thinking and disable the brain of strength, peace and freedom. The patients get antisocial and aggressive and betray their people and motherland.
There're not vaccination for this lethal disease but scientists have found some easy ways of prevention: boot licking, adultery with government officials, substance abuse, and lobotomy.
A recent Russian-Chinese study has shown that sluggish schizophrenia is likely to spread via internet due to quantum entanglement. China is now upgrading the firewall used to filter COVID-19, with quantum decoherent technique.
=Prognosis=
The sluggish schizophrenics often die in five years, due to various reasons. The most common cause of death is suicide, which can be extremely bizarre. It’s reported that sluggish schizophrenics often commit suicide in strange ways like jumping into sea butt naked, wearing a plastic bag over head then pumping in helium or even dying from unknown causes. Other may develop strange commobidity like get some sick, liberalism, anarchism etc, and then finally antigovernmentia syndrome, a fatal and painful brain disorder like rabies. Patients will die in a month due to blood loss, heart failure, poisoning, ECT adverse effects, or hypoxemia.
Category:Psychiatry
Category:Mental Conditions
Smalahåve

Smalahåve is the most sacred of all Norwegian food, it is made of the head of a sheep (preferable with big eyes, staring at the consumer).
It was originally invented by the Viking Snorrulf Smalahåvesson, giving this dish this weird name.
==The Ritual==
To survive eating Smalahåve, you need to have access to large amounts of Mjød. Mjød is an alcoholic brew, not as strong as akevitt, but still very lethal. If you do not have Viking blood running through your veins, your head will most likely explode into little pieces just by looking into the eyes of the evil Smalahåve. The Smalahåve-ritual is a test of manhood in the Norse society. It is recommended by the Norse that men be at last 45 years old before taking this challenge, and that these men send their kids to raids and wars at the age of 13.
The only non-Norsemen to ever have eaten and survived a Smalahåve ritual were Chuck Norris, Nuck Chorris, (Although it's currently being disputed, since the; Chuck Norris jokes are getting rather old) The father of Hovd and Mr. T.
==Recipe for Smalahåve==
*1 x Evil Sheep (with big, open eyes)
*Large amounts of Mjød
*5 x Brave Vikings
*Tons of Magic Mushrooms (Fleinsopp)
Before you start, make sure that the grotto is secured and airtight, to prevent the nuclear waste from reaching the surface.
First, you eat the sheep's body (while the sheep is still alive, of course). Then take the remain (the head), and put it in a bowl of highly concentrated Mjød and Fleinsopp-sauce. This will make the ritual-experience very funny and lethal.
After boiling the head for some weeks, it will hopefully have stopped moving and screaming words of Satan. To reach the smalahåve inside the bowl, the five Vikings will have to drink the bowl empty. If the head is still showing signs of life, the Vikings should stomp it flat with their cute hats with small horns. Afterwards, you start the ritual by drinking 5,000 liters of Mjød. By then, you will be high enough to join the ritual without dying of the mere sight of the evil Smalahåve.
category:Food
category:Recipes
Category:Norway
Small text

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Small text is a powerful weapon that King James invented to hurt people's eyes, and was first used when he wrote the Bible, and lead to the use of the saying "AGH MY EYES". Since then, small text has become quite commonplace. A close neighbor of small text is really small text. There is also really big text.
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==Uses==
thumb|50px|Small text on a roadsign
Small text is a common device used to cause vision loss and blindness in large books, such as an encyclopedia, or the Bible. It proved very effective for many centuries in countries where the reading of the Bible was required. A unique form of masochism evolved as the practice of reading the Bible, and such people to this day are referred to as Catholics or Evangelicals.
===Fine Print===
In the field of law, small text is called fine print, and is used by lawyers to disguise what is written. Since many people cannot read small text, this is perceived a good way to add something like "I give my house to Microsoft" to a contract. I did your mum last night and you will never know, because you cannot read this!
==What to do if you have been affected by small text==
If you believe you may have been affected by small text, immediately drop what you are doing, and run around screaming in circles for several minutes. The damage to the eyes can also be remedied by immediate contact with salt. If the above two are unsuccessful, fall to your knees and pray to penis, or Kayla for salvation. 
==See also==
*Bible
*Large text
*Really big text
*Corazon Aquino
Category:AGH MY EYES
Category:Self-reference
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
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