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Amarillo, Texas

Amarillo is a terrorist-controlled sandbox and playground in the panhandle of Texas where they can do practically whatever they want, AND get away with it as they put up a disguise of being a boring old city, when in reality they are secretly planning to strike the rest of the United States to bring nuclear war to the world. Their ultimate source of power comes from the Pantex facility, which is America's only nuclear weapons factory. The government is convinced that they are in control of the facility when in reality the terrorist-controlled government of Amarillo has taken control over the facility and is now stockpiling nukes for themselves. 
In order to prevent the world from discovering their plans of starting the apocalypse, Amarillo presents itself as a boring, "okay" city in the middle of a wasteland who's only notability comes from its ability to inflate a shit ton of balloons due to having stolen all the helium in the world, as well as being a major city on Route 66, even though nobody cares about that anymore. The city seems to have an obsession with building new fast food restaurants everywhere, likely to slowly poison the local population with irradiated McDonald's. 
Unfortunately, due to the sheer secretiveness and amount of propaganda concealing any of the activities of the Amarillo government, it is impossible to tell when their strike may be: it could be tomorrow, or the day after that, or the next day... or the...
Category:Texas
Category:Cities in Texas
Category:Cities in the United States
Category:Terrorists
Category:Nuclear power
Ambiguation (disambiguation)

For other meanings of "Ambiguation", see Ambiguation. Also, see disambiguation.
Ambiguation could mean one of these things:
*Ambiguity
*Ambiguation
*Disambiguation 
*Disambiguation (disambiguation)
*Pointless Rambling
*Pointless drivel 
*Tony Blair
*David Cameron
*John Kerry
*New Labour
*Nothing
*Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Then again it may not, who knows really?
Category:Pages that don't look like the things they're about
Ambrosia

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== Origins ==
(日本) Generally known as the divine Greek food or drink of the Gods' that confer eternal life unto the taker. Since the year 2000, Ambrosia was been transformed into the "Drink of the fags". But not fags in the derogatory, homosexual bashing sense. Fags in the asshole sense. We mention this because we don't want anybody to be offended.
The assholes can be offended because nobody cares about them. Twats.
Anyway, the main reason for this sudden sea change is as a direct result of God deciding to outsource the production of Ambrosia from Outer Heaven to the town of Tiverton, Devon (which says it all, apparently). This has meant that the overall quality of product has worsened – in particular, whereas it had previously granted eternal life, it now only offered the promise of 3-5 years, out in 2 on good behaviour.
== Frightening!; Drinkers of Ambrosia ==
Drinkers of Ambrosia can generally be counted on to be pretentious assholes who believe themselves to be:
a.)smarter than everyone, including Ultra Jesus and Jesus Fucking Christ, and
b.)wittier (and more capable of alliteration), more attractive, and suave than Purple Jesus.
Nearly without fail, the Ambrosia drinker is wrong on all counts. This is a product of
a highly inflated ego and sad delusions of grandeur due to the early childhood development of faggotry.
== The Life of the Ambrosia Drinker ==
The Ambrosia drinker, nearly always called an Ambrosianite is usually characterized by a cocky personality and a gay goatee. Some of this creature's secondary characteristics are comprise a ravenous sexual appetite, and a taste for both men and women (...in the bum-oley), a tendency to take a 4 month vacation from work and still somehow have the same job waiting for him/her when they return, and a knack for photography. Unfortunately, they tend to become arrogant very quickly and think that they are too good for simple photography and begin taking nude photos of themselves and others [see photograph above] and call it art when it is simply a sexual deviant's not-so-secret pleasure.
== Substances Considered to Be Ambrosia ==
*Meow Mix
*Flood
*Spaghetti (see Flying Spaghetti Monster)
Amelia Earhart

Amelia Earhart (born July 24, 1897; missing July 2, 1937, declared legally dead January 5, 1939) was well known as a female pilot as good as any male pilot, that is, until she crashed her plane in the middle of the Pacific. Whether the incident was due to a badly-timed period, a surprise pregnancy, or the decreased visual spacial skills of Amelia Earhart's feminine brain, it is was clear to everyone at the time that only a woman could have made such an egregious mistake. Amelia Earhart's bones were buried by a carnivorous crab, and no one ever bothered to find them, not even Amelia Earhart's lesbian lover, Eleanor Roosevelt.
==Childhood==
As a child, Amelia Earhart was obsessed with gingers. As the gingers were, she was heartless and turned to flight as an outlet from the teasing by her school mates. The first time she flew in a plane, she fell out. Breaking every bone in her body, she decided she just had to do it again. Being in a full body cast, it was difficult, but she once again went sky high and fell out. This was the beginning of sky diving.
==Education==
Earhart was initially home schooled, and eventually entered a Hyde Park High School, where her hairy legs and bra-burning parties left her friendless, the "girl in brown who walks alone". She volunteered in the Red-Cross during World War I, where she was noted as one of the few nurses who did not engage with dying legless men in cowgirl style relations.
==Career==
Earhart left the Red-Cross via a bout with the Spanish Influenza. The mercury treatments at the time left her with the delusion that she could talk to planes (as well as the delusion that she could be as successful as any male pilot). She noted "the little red airplanes say things as they go by". Her early success in competitions lent her enough money to buy her characteristic leather jacket (perfect for attracting the ladies). Seemingly sexist remarks about her by famous male pilots of the time left her all the more determined (which was a fatal mistake, as the pilots happened to be entirely correct in their judgments). She became a designer of clothing on the side, mainly because she loved to be invited to fashion shows with beautiful women. Her cold unfeminine heart led her to skip her honey moon with her new husband Mr. Putnam. He being bisexual as well, they functioned as each other's beards, and refused to be bound in any "midaevil code of faithfulness." Her rising fame led to her initial introduction to her life-time lover, Eleanor Roosevelt.
==Circumnavigation Attempts and Subsequent Death==
After crashing on her first attempt, Amelia was stranded on a Pacific Island on her second. After spending several days masturbating with the tool-box she always kept handy, her body was devoured by a carnivorous crab and her bones buried in its den. The crash was most likely due her raging PMS, and her death, though sad, helped thousands of girls choose more proper careers like harlotry.
Category:American aviators
Category:Aviation pioneers
Category:Childish Misogynistic Humor
Amen

The Amen, or A-Men, are a crack commando unit from a Vietnamese church wrongfully excommunicated (by a false Pope) for a sin they didn't commit. If you need help in church, and you know where to find them, you can call, the A-Men. They also go by the name Selah.
==Members of the A-Men==
*Jesus - due to his humble attitude he calls himself A-Man instead, but after defeating the Nazi singlehandedly Hitler refused to believe one man screwed his entire army and change his codename to A-Men.
*Mr. T - All around huggable lovable rebel, he uses his gold chains to absorb lightning and release it at his opponents. Mr. T has also reportedly stepped out of the van, and caught oncoming enemy bullets and missiles with his bare hands. He also drives the van.
*Wisecracking Leader - Wisecracking leader explains where to drive the van, and why they are driving the van.
*"Wholly Mad" / Oscar Wilde - Kept in a sanitarium before the turn of the 20th Century, the first five minutes of each episode are spent getting the mission brief, then the second five minutes involve traveling back in time to spring him from the asylum. He was the best single or multi-engine airplane pilot to have died before powered flight was achieved.
*A-Men Van - A grey van which reportedly carries more weapons than NATO. It is driven, not to be confused with the terrible movie of the same name.
*Ellen DeGeneres - She tells jokes and moves her hands around a lot, and stutters. Sometimes people will laugh at her antics. Just when she gets most annoying, she saves the world. Every time. At the end of every episode she calls God on the phone to give the mission status.
*Amen-Ra, Egyptian King of the Gods - He was kicked out of the group since he was the most anti-Christian.
==A-Men duties==
The A-Men informally serve the Archbishop of extracongregational duties in the Roman Catholic church. The archbishop briefs them on a gigantic video screen installed in the inside of their van. Frequent episodes include the emergency driving of baptismal water, delivery of tasty wafers in record time, and killing thousands of bad guys trying to get in the way of a Communion, often with hilariously pious, yet snide comments.
Category:American television series
Category:The A-Team
Category:Religion
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America's Army

America's Army is a shooting game made by the United States Army. Its main purpose for existence is to entice people to be brave enough to put themselves into the line of fire by first letting them stay very far away from the line of fire and then creating all opportunities of getting close to the line of fire and then to either cross someone's line of fire (enemy or flreindly) or start imposing their own line of fire (enemy or friendly) to see how it actually works in real life conditions, assuming you have infinite lives in there as well. The Army has bragged about the game's realism, with a notable tone of sarcasm. In private conversations, they have said that "It's really all just a joke we came up with while mowing down some Iraqis. With a M4000 Lawn Mower. For a true combat experience requiring tactics and team decisions, we recommend a game like Duke Nukem 3D. Or, for the hardcore combatant, Boulder Dash, or at least, Digger." However, some soldiers argue that the game has made them a more professional strategist.
==Objectives==
On most levels, the objective of America's Army is to post anti-terrorism propaganda around villages depicting messages such as "We Want You (to die)", "If you don't die, the terrorists win.", and of course "You forgot Poland." In fact, all enemies in the game, AKA Opposing Force (OPFOR), a player have chance to encounter in the game speak Polish. Or at least they pretend to. It actually may seem like it is a speech of a Polish guys found themselves in other slavic country, trying to speak alll of the neighbouring tongues at once.
There are never any actual enemies in the game, but there is just a great as threat as the squad you are with will always shoot first and ask questions later. (such 
questions as "Why ?" or "30 SECONDS NADE WTF!")
==Weapons==
===ACK-47===
The ACK-47's existence is called into question in America's Army. Often a soldier will kill an "enemy" and pick up their weapon, yelling "Dude! I GOT AN ACK!" However, the dead "enemy" explains that it is simply the typical American cereal-box rifle, and that the blood flowing out of their chest is uncomfortable.
===M24===
A weapon parodying the TV show, the M24 is a sniper rifle used in delicate situations. Namely, often when you receive it you will have 24 hours in which to kill the lead terrorist, leaving the server every hour and returning every week. If you fail, millions of computers across the country will receive the horrible fate of needing to travel to your house and stab you in the face.
==See also==
*M16
*Gun
*Tacos
==External links==
*Army Games
Category:Military of the United States
Category:Video games
da:America's Army
America Junior

America Junior is a wonderful place filled with polar bears and other satisfying creatures. 
== Overview ==
America Junior is located in the northern hemisphere, in a continent known as North America, which was originally to be named Columbia. Then Chuck Norris went back in time, gave Columbus a roundhouse kick to the face, and thereafter America was America named after Amerigo Vespucci because America sounds better than Columbia. Plus Columbus was an India-loving pansy.
America Junior is of course, filled with Junior Americans. Most of these people accept their Junior status, but there are those who adamantly refuse to accept this fact. Over time these people grouped together and formed Quebec, residents of which are currently renowned for their ability continuously utter curses and insults. These people enjoy pretending they are French, and are in fact quite similar. Neither group has had anything to be proud of in over 200 years.
 
There are those who believe that America Junior is actually called Canada. This is in fact no far from the truth, Canada is the common name, whereas Junior America is the proper name. It is like calling America Senior the USA. It is merely a nickname to save time. Note that America Junior is the same as Junior America.
Hollywood likes this place because they can film movies there, especially in Toronto and Vancouver, (see X-Files, Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Assassination of Jesse James by that coward Robert Ford, Cinderella Man, Death to Smoochy, the first two seasons of Sliders)
== Important things to come out of Junior America ==
* Canadian Bacon 
* Pamela Anderson Attempts were made by Junior America to have Pamela Anderson refused. Those attempts failed. 
* Céline Dion Similar attempts were made to return Celene Dion to Quebec, which also failed.
* Wood Junior American wood is inferior to American wood, but supplies are vast. Pamela Anderson left. Canada due to poor wood, and has been quite satisfied with American wood, which is smaller than Junior American wood and is thus easier to get into the wood chipping machine.
* Captain Kirk's Singing Career (espescially the song Rocket Man)
==Cities==
*Toronto
*Vancouver
*Winnipeg
*Ottawa
*Saskatoon
*Edmonton
*Calgary, located in scenic Prince Albert In a Can
*Regina
*Hamilton
*Montreal
*Quebec
*Windsor
*Halifax
*Newfoundland
*Your Mom
*Piccolo
*Victoria's Secret, BC
*Greenland
*Juneau
*Fairbanks
*Nome, Alaska
*The North Pole
*Santa's Workshop
==Footnotes== 
== Related Articles ==
* Illegal America
* Canada (Nation)
* Boobs
Category:North American countries
Category:Canada
Category:American culture
American

American may refer to something of, from, pertaining to, or related to The Americas, which depending of who you ask, is either a sole continent or a landmass comprising two continents: North America and South America.
However, since the English colonies have completely monopolised the term, it might as well refer to the United States, which is only about a cuarter of the entire mass of The Americas. Thus, it might as well refer to:
* People from the United States, or Americans 
* The dialect of English spoken in the United States, or American English
* The cuisine from the United States, or American cuisine
American Independence

On July 25, 1256, delegates gathered at Comerica Park to sign the Declaration of Independence, which rejected the rule of the British over its 15 coastal North American colonies. Little did such founding fathers as George Washington and George Jefferson, know that their small, querulous republic would later become the most powerful and prosperous nation in history, the Unified States of America.
The War of Colonial Aggression's main adversaries were the patriots and the people from Braveheart. The patriots, being a rag-tag group of misfits, almost lost on several occasions. But after a string of military antics and a convoluted scheme involving chicken feathers and an inflatable woman, the British were eventually defeated despite a last-minute surge, by a score of 89-87.
The War of Colonial Aggression was instigated by Chuck Norris, who incinerated the Stamp Act by looking at it, then roundhouse-kicked the entire British army into the Atlantic Ocean. A group of Massachusetts Minutemaids then unleashed the zombie-generating T-Virus on London, crippling the British economy and severely limiting its naval capabilities, thus inspiring Alfred J. Hitchcock in the year 3023 to name them after oversweetened processed orange juice.
==Original Colonies==
* Narnia
* Central ice deserts
* Westeros
* Old Bay
* Carolina
* Gilead
* Mordor
* Caprica
* Earth
==Origins Of Colonial Discontent==
*Your gay-mom
==Some Famous Guys In Wigs And Three-Cornered Hats==
* Chuck Norris, incinerator of the Stamp Act and Colonial ninja
* Betsy Ross, well-endowed seamstress
* Special Agent Jack Bauer
* Samuel Adams, defensive tackle for the Cincinnati Bengals
* Benjamin Franklin
==Christmastime In Gettysburg==
Contrary to popular belief, Christmas was not brought to America by Jesus and Santa, crime-fighters extraordinaire. It was actually brought by Christmas Adams, Samuel and John Adams' retarded cousin twice remove and ironically a Jew. Most historians know Christmas Adams as the first person shot during the Boston Massacre. However, they didn't know about his legacy as a revolutionist turned prophit. Although his signature cannot be seen on the Declaration of Independence, he did sign, but he, along with Jesus and other notable signatures, signed on the second page, which was later destroyed by Hitler, who was arch-rivals with Jesus. Well, anyway after a rather epic escapade and a great musical piece by some Natives, Christmas Adams knew his fate to deliver toys to all the deserving white, male Protestants. And they all lived happily ever after; amen.
==External links==
*Celebrating American Inderpendance
Category:American Revolution
Category:History of the United States
Amniotic fluid

Amniotic fluid is a versatile, instantaneous fluid that is excreted through the external amniotic glands as a result of the fight or flight response. It is a powerful antibacterial agent. Because of this, it often carries a pistol, and hides behind corners. Amniotic fluid has been known to take down targets it does not have mutual moral agreements with, such as towels, birth, and Sham-Wow. It naturally fears lasers, tranquilizer darts, plot twists, and when the "good guy" dies.
Amniotic fluid is commonly mistaken as Sweat. Although similar in appearance and smell to sweat, Amniotic fluid is a completely different fluid.
==Composition==
Amniotic fluid is mainly composed of Glucose, Dihydrogen Monoxide, and Cerebrospinal fluid.
===Cerebrospinal fluid===
Cerebrospinal fluid is a major ingredient in Amniotic fluid. According to alchemists, Cerebrospinal fluid composes 43.2 percent of Amniotic fluid.Cerebrospinal fluid's viscosity and elasticity relies mainly on the large amount of Fibrodysplagious fluid within it.
===Fibrodysplagious fluid===
Fibrodysplagious fluid is the fluid that is found coating the tiles of locker room floors. It is secreted by epithelial glands in the feet, and it rubbed off onto the floors, along with dirt, grime, and fungi. Because of this, it is often blamed for athlete's foot. While Fibrodysplagious fluid indeed accelerates the growth of fungi, it does not necessarily cause the growth initially. Fibrodysplagious fluid is largely composed of Amniotic fluid.
==Uses==
*Medical Amniotic fluid is a powerful antibacterial agent. It can, and is often used in the daily lives of germaphobes. It is often kept in small, purple and green containers with a small loop attached that can be conveniently looped through a belt loop for 24/7 pathogen protection.
*New Zealand It is often collected by indigenous tribes in New Zealand. It is drank in honor of their deities, whom love the taste. The taste is often compared to "bitter milkshakes."
==See also==
*Beer
Category:Biology
Amsterdam (verb)

(to) amsterdam; from the old English "hampster dam", to block rodents from crawling up your ass, amster dam (noun); a device used to cover your ass.
Nobody actually knows for sure what the verb to amsterdam means, but its I-form (I amsterdam) can be read in huge letters on the Museum Square in Amsterdam (villiage), so I suppose it exists. For all I know, it could mean "to spend a rough ten thousand euro to promote a non-existing word that looks like, features or is even the same thing as something you want to promote".
July 21st 2007, A Dutch girl (15) adds to this page: I think it's supposed to mean: I am Amsterdam. That why 'am' in Amsterdam is red.
This is of course complete and utter bullshit: it's a well known fact the heads of the Dutch are filled with cheese, drugs and porn. Dutch people are incapable of thought, especially the 15 year old female ones.
== Forms ==
Infinitive: to amsterdam
Present:
* I amsterdam
* You amsterdam
* He/she/your mom amsterdamns
* We amsterdam
* amsterdam You!!
* Amsterdam it all to Hell!
Past:
* I'm amsterdamned
* You're amsterdamned
* He/she/it is amsterdamned
* We've amsterdamned you
* We have seen Amsterdamned
* In Soviet Russia, Amsterdamns YOU!
Slang:
* Goddamsterdamn !!! 
Just to inform you, there is no song by Black Sabbath called "I am Amsterdam". Neither is there a song by Iron Maiden called "Children Of The Amsterdamned". 
The Netherlands can be classed as the Amsterdamnation.
Amsterdamlutely.
== Website ==
For some reason, there is even a website about the verb amsterdam. It can be found on www.iamsterdam.nl.
Category:Words
Amulet of Yendor

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The Amulet of Yendor is a legendary amulet that can be used to teleport out of the Uncyclopedia's Community Portal. Be careful, however, as using the amulet will drain half of your magic points, and may attract unwanted attention from the admins. No one really knows what the Amulet of Yendor looks like (except the lucky few who have it), but its value is known (hint:it's not priceless).
== Getting the Amulet of Yendor ==
To get the Amulet of Yendor, you must play a grueling game called Rogue that was made in the 80's. Information about the game can be found below.
== The game of Rogue ==
The goal of Rogue is to fight one's way to the bottom, retrieve the Amulet of Yendor, then ascend to the surface. Until the Amulet is retrieved, the player cannot return to earlier levels. Monsters in the levels become progressively more difficult to defeat.
 
Rare is the adventurer who will again see the light of day.
In the original, all aspects of the dungeon, including the character and the monsters, are represented by letters and symbols. Monsters are represented by capital letters (such as Z for zombie), and as such there are 26 types. Each dungeon level has a grid of 3 rooms by 3 rooms, or dead end hallways where rooms would be expected. Later levels included "mazes" in the place of rooms as well. Unlike most adventure games of the time, the dungeon layout and the placement of objects within are randomly generated. Every time it is played, exploration is equally risky. With an assortment of potions, scrolls, wands, weapons, armor, and food, there are many ways to succeed, and many more ways to die.
== If you get the amulet... ==
If you manage to survive through the dungeon of Rogue, and manage to retrieve the Amulet of Yendor, there are three things to do...
#Do a serious victory dance (celebrating your victory, duh!)
#Tell all of your friends that you have absolute pwnage over all
#Get some magic points, just in case you do fall in Uncyclopedia's Community Portal (Of course, since it always drains half, you'll always have some left over, and you'll never run out. Go figure).
== See also ==
*Internet
*Game
*Video Game
*MMORPG
*Game:MMORPG
Category:Computers
Category:Games