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The Day I'll never forget

I woke up feeling pretty weird, like something would happen that day. Dind't mind too much so I just went with it.
I took a shower, still, that feeling, what the fuck is going on, I felt like I was in danger. Scared, rushed the shower, I had to get out of there, and fast.
Then breakfast, coffee, toast, the ussual, my heart raced in my chest, anxiety runing throught my spine. Gotta get out of the house, and fast.
I was passing by some old buildings, something... something... I gotta pee. Go round the corner into an alley, pee, still that feeling, I¡m getting scared.
Going downtown to work, scared, anxious,  what the.... 
Walking down the street, now I can feel it, I know what is, there was something... off, there was something off, my fucking shoe was off, MY FUCKING SHOE WAS OFF MY FOOT
FOR FUCK SAKE, THAT FUCKING SHOE
Now I have a blister, great.
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The Day I Died

I... lost my life today. I am telling this tale this from beyond the grave. I just hope my children are okay... you are the only one who knows...
It was a normal day. Just protecting my town and my children from that gang who terrorizes our local area recently. My trusty weapon, a club of sorts, was always with me, so I wasn't too worried. The gang wears black-colored suits, with their gang's logo on the front. Honestly, it seems kind of a stupid decision, I mean everyone EVER knows the Logo, but I digress.
I went to my towns gravesite to pay my condolences to my dead husband. Keep in mind that the site was designed to hold as many graves as possible, without taking up a lot of land, and My husband was on the 5th floor. Then I heard one... two... several people screaming. This was the one sound I didn't like to hear. I came out to see a horrifying scene. Scenes of people dying brutally... because I wasn't there to protect them...
The gravekeeper was kidnapped for his special flute. This flute can wake up anyone, so I didn't know why they wanted it. But knowing those awful people, I knew they ment harm. I scaled the tower of graves after them as they were murdering all sorts of creatures on the way. As they made it to the top, I threatened to kill every one of them. But they had them.
My children.
"If you take another step, we'll snap their necks! Bet you won't object now, huh, you piece of s***!" Trust me. Even for THAT gang, that is one of the most evil things I could ever think of. I threw my club at the captor and told my children to get the heck out of there. After they escaped, the gang was furious. One down, three to go, I thought. But this thought was distrupted by my realization of what I just did. I-I-I never ment to k-k-kill anyone... I tried to flee, but I felt a sharp pain before blacking out.
I was dead. I would NOT depart without knowing. Did they get driven out? I was answered by a boy who looked only 10, but was kind enough to put me to rest. The last thing I saw was the gang being driven out of that silent peaceful town that was on the East coast. The town elder, Fuji, was escorted out of the tower.
Thanks to Red. My Cubone are safe. Goodbye... Gold...
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
The Day I Hacked Nick

I will say this, and I will say it again. SpongeBob SquarePants will always be my favorite show. So, one day I got bored and decided to hack the Nick site. After hacking, I changed the background to a picture of a stunningly handsome bald guy, and then I chuckled slightly at the morbid joke. Tons of people were talking about it, while looking in the comments of a certain SpongeBob video.
CononDude124: "Wow. I can't believe Nick would do this. That's fucked up in the head, indeed"
Pewdiefan43: "I know dude.... but maybe somebody hacked the site, like a hacker or something"
I watched the comments, until they grew to 129 comments, I was shocked. The latest comment was from "sataniswatching666," who said this:  
sataniswatching666: "Wow, Jonathan did a good things, and you guys made fun of him, jerks"
Sataniswatching666 was indeed my friend, Eric from school. I reightherdd an account, and replied.  
InsanePenis666: "I know. Thanks Sataniswatching666"
Suddenly the Sataniswatching666's comment was deleted by admins, along with the comment that said "fuck".  
"I guess those jerks at Nick took down our garbage," I said chuckling. Indeed I hated Nickelodeon ever since they've got rid of Rocko, Hey Arnold, CatDog, and others. After looking into the Nick site, I saw I was blocked for good, but I hacked the site again, changing SpongeBob to a Penis with eyes. 
Some folks complained, but this time, the Nick staff didn't change shit. Then the website crashed, leading me to a sickening site called "youtube.com". The name sent shivers down my spine, and I began to sing. 
Spooky, scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight
Spooky, scary skeletons
Speak with such a screech
You'll shake and shudder in surprise
When you hear these zombies shriek
We're sorry skeletons, you're so misunderstood
You only want to socialize, but I don't think we should
'Cause spooky, scary skeletons
Shout startling, shrilly screams
They'll sneak from their sarcophagus
And just won't leave you be
Then, a skeleton popped out and killed me.
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Category:Skeletons
The Day I Tried to Open a DONK File

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== PRATT UNO ==
Once upon a time, my name was Poop. But my name is Pee now, so call me that. Anyway, back when I was a solid, I heard about computers and how they were the thing of the future. They were likely some fad, but I had enough money to buy a million computers. I went to Future Shop and asked the clerk what a computer was, and what I could do with it. He didn't tell me what a computer was for some reason, but he said "The most powerful computer out there is the Apple Mac. It has the sheer power to play 1 or 2 video games, play music for 12 bucks a year, and even use the Internet! And it's only 999.99!" Wow! A computer that could do all that, for only 900 dollars?! How could I resist? 
== PRATT DISK OPERATING SYSTEM ==
As I walked out of Future Shop with my brand spanking new Apple computer, I thought I heard the clerk whisper "Sucker." Must've been the wind. Anyway, after plugging it in to an outlet in my McMansion, I turned it on. After setting up the Internet, I decided to go onto a website, whatever that was. After typing in 4 random numerals and .org, I pressed Enter. 4chan.org. A global chatting network for adults? How could I resist? I couldn't decide which "board" to go on first, so I just clicked Random. I was so excited to post my first thing!! I shared but a few sentences, across the entire internet; and it was "Who else is a Mac user? It's the best computer in the world!" After 7 second of waiting for a response, I got a flood of people saying "kill urself loser" and "windows master race xd". I decided this wasn't the place for me, and went to freedownloads.biz. There I found a PC Cleaner, a PC Optimizer Pro (Whatever that is) and something called MyDoom Mac Edition. What fun! But there was one file I downloaded that stood out to me. It was called "wonk.donk".
== PRATT TRE COOL ==
I opened the DONK file. It flooded my 900 dollar Mac with... nothing.
It was basically nothing.
I decided to restart the computer. But then MyDoom wiped my hard drive. Maybe I should've remembered that doom was bad!
LE END... UNTIL CAITLYN GETS A NEW ONE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Oh. Also, you're next.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
The Day My Computer Was Filled With Gerbil Porn

One day I was surfing the internet, as usual (fyuck you, don't judge me). Suddenly, I came upon a strange YouTube video link labeled "The Ballad of Richard Gere". Thinking this was fucking stupid, I clicked on it anyway, because I liek stoopid shit. It started buffering for an inordinate period of time, and I was like WTF!!! Then I realized the video was only 1 minute and 43 seconds long. Just as I was about to hit the " back" button on my browser, it finished loading. I could not fucking believe what I saw! The video faded in on Richard Gere standing against a Christmas themed background, wearing a Santa costume (this makes no sense, but FUCK LOGIC!). He mumbled something under his breath that I couldn't make out (giggity!), and walked off screen with a disgruntled expression on his face. After 10 seconds the song "Livin on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi faded in, but the lyrics were different:
He says, "We've gotta hold on to our buttocks
It doesn't make a difference if we spread them or not
We've got 5 gerbils inside and that's a lot.
For love we'll give it a shot."
[Chorus:]
Whoa, we're half way queer
Whoa, livin' like Richard Gere
Bite down on this rag - they're crawling deep in your rear
Whoa, another part goes here
Jimmy's got a firm grasp on his cock
Now he's holding in gerbils
He took from a purple tube sock
So deep, they're deep
The song faded out as Richard Gere walked back into view holding a spent paper towel roll and a hamster wheel covered in hyper realistic semen, while hyper realistic blood poured from his eyes, streaming down his face (again, this makes no sense, but fuck it, why not?). Then this picture flashed on the screen for a second of Richard in a black sweater, with red eyes holding a gerbil. I screamed and closed the browser window, only to be greeted by a new folder on my desktop simply named "jimmy". I stared at it for a minute before finally double-clicking it, afraid of what might be inside. My eyes grew wide when I saw what was there... The folder was filled with German gerbil porn!! MOTHER OF GOD!! After seeing this, my mind snapped and I went insane. The next day I moved to northern Idaho with Richard Gere's cousin, Jimmy (dun duh DUUUUHHH) where I live out my days as his sex slave on a gerbil farm.
The End
...and then a gerbil popped out
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Music
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:English Class Failure
The Day Of Extreme Blood Loss

This a fable about a twenty four hour period in which there was a large amount of human blood.
An adult male was strolling down the street, when suddenly, he began to excrete large amounts of blood from his body. The blood stained the entire surface of the street. There was so much of said blood, that it filled up an entire elevator. He sauntered into a convenience store, where the blood made a mess of all the wares the store had to offer. People were losing friction because of the blood, and slipped over; they were disgusted by the sight of it.
The man, whom was bleeding, decided to go for a pleasant swim at a nearby public beach, but all of the nearby marine life went into a stupor at the smell of the blood, and attacked all the innocent passers-by. He bled so much, that every vampire that had ever existed, decided that they wanted a fair share of the delectable blood and attacked him for the spoils. Eventually, NASA launched a rocket with the man as its sole passenger, to send him into the airless vacuums of space, to stop the man from ruining the landscape with his blood. 
However, the most frightful part of all, is that the human male whom is bleeding, is actually yourself (or the human male was actually a human female, if you happen to be a human female), and you have forgotten that this event has occurred.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
The Day Prince Got His Booce Bunged By A Piano

One fateful day Prince went to a shop that sold instruments and other musical items. Prince walked into the store and said, "Hello" to the nice young lady at the counter. Prince then asked, "Um, miss, do you happen to have a purple velvet piano?" The lady said, "Yep, right over there" she pointed at the corner of the room. And there, laying there in the corner there was a purple velvet piano. Prince glanced at the piano and he whispered softly, "How much?". The Lady told Prince, "Ninety-nine Prince dollars, please." Prince then pulled out 99 purple velvet dollars with Prince's face on it. On them, it said, "In booce we trust", He handed them to the lady. She gave the piano to Prince and he happily took it and said, "Thank you, ma'm!" And Prince walked out the door with his special piano. Prince rode home on his P.M. (Prince Mobile) with the piano. When he finally arrived home, he put the Piano in his room and played, "Come" for a couple hours. His neighbors got irritated and told him to stop, and he did. He went to sleep in gold, purple-velvet bed. When Prince woke up the next morning, he noticed something strange... All of his music CD's had gone missing! He frantically checked everywhere in the house. Prince never did find those CD's. He looked inside of his piano and found tons of thin mints. The piano then consumed Prince and screeched in a demonic voice, "Prepare to be bunged, Prince!" The demonic piano then started Bunging Prince's Booce. Prince's body was never found, Because they didn't search the piano. So, always remember to CHECK THE PIANO! Prince might be in there!
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Category:Music
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Beings
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Category:Shortpasta
The Day They All Died

There were these people who were very happy together, but one day things started getting very strange. There was this one guy named Bill, and he was very happy and very healthy. All of a sudden, he died without any sort of warning! Everyone was scared and they took him to the hospital, but the doctor couldn't do anything to help. It was as if he just died for no reason. Then the doctor was talking to Bill's wife Janet, when they both died! Everyone got even more scared, and Bill's brother Dave tried to run, but before he got to the door, he died too! Then all of Bill and Dave's children died, except Dave's son Joseph for some reason. Joseph tried to find his grandfather, but he found him and his grandmother dead as well! Joseph was scared, so he went to church, but the priest was dead too! He ran to his friend Steve's house, but as soon as he got there, he died! When Steve opened the door, he found Joseph's dead body.
Steve got scared, so he tried to tell his parents, but they were dead too! Steve then called 9/11, but as soon as the operator picked up, Steve died! The operator was worried, so he sent the police to Steve's house, but when they got there, Officer Albert died! Officer Jackson got worried, so he went to see if his wife Martha was okay, but when he got home, Martha and her kids were dead! Officer Jackson decided to call the Mayor, but after he told the Mayor what was going on, he died! The Mayor told the Governor, and the Governor told President Obama, but there was nothing he could do because he died too! The world was scared, so people started going crazy and broke and killed and burned everything. More and more people died, and and by the end of the day, everyone was dead. This is the tragic tale of that fateful day when everyone died...
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Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
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The Day Where Milk Went Bad, A True Story

So one day I was driving home from my fucking hard day at McDonalds. I was a fucking dumbass little piece of shit intern there. It's pleasant, I know. Then, realization hit me like a brick.
"I NEED TO BUY FUCKING MILK!" I yelled on the top of my fucking lungs.
I swear to motherfucking god I burst someone's fucking ear drums. Maybe it was your ear drums, you little bitchy ass motherfucker. Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. I had to buy milk and well, if you're an average 199,768 year old like me, you know that it's an pain in the motherfucking ass to buy one jug of white ass liquid we call 'milk'. But, wait. If cows give us milk, then shouldn't it be called Cow piss? It's something called fucking logic, and nobody uses it sadly.
I parked my old ass white Lamborghini in the motherfucking parking lot and walked inside the store. I pushed and shoved everyone out of my way, because the milk I need is to fucking precious. I grabbed the milk and ended up grabbing some eggs. I was thinking of HowToBasic when I got my fucking eggs. I spent $1,998,234 dollars on just eggs and milk. But, I didn't have to. I just wanted to spend that good ol' fucking waste of paper money!
I walked back to my car, but then I noticed it was gone! I looked at the other side of the parking lot and saw that bitch named Jeff Le Killer driving away with my car while drinking 88 bottles of fucking liquor. I stood there with a fucking jug of bleach- I MEAN MILK and my HowToBasic eggs. But, want to know the scariest part of all?
This title is misleading. 
and this isn't a true story.
and a skeleton popped out and killed me.
YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT!
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Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Shortpasta
The Day of Love

I was at an abandoned house exploring what used to be in it. It was a hot winter's Valentine's Day. Why did I say hot? It's South Florida. Anyways, there were some strange people trying to talk to me as I was entering the neighborhood. They insisted that I avoided this home at ALL costs. I was like "Okay." Obviously, I didn't fucking listen. I should have though.
I was thinking about my crush as I was digging through this house's junk. There seemed to be nothing in any drawers, other than some wires, probably phone chargers. No computers or house phones in sight, though. I started hearing some strange knocking on the ceiling above me (it was a three-story house). Suddenly, I heard the loudest fucking screaming ever possible. I ran out of the house as fast as I could, covering my ears, as well leaving all my "scavenging" in the house. As soon as I got the hint that the screaming was over, I checked the time. It was 2:15 PM. This must have happened a minute earlier.
I then looked back at the house I had just escaped from. I assumed the object in consideration belonged to the previous homeowner.
There was nothing but a slowly decaying bouquet of roses.
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The Day of the Ceiling Nick

Everything in the Creepypasta chat was perfectly normal. Everyone was chatting, and having their giggles and shit. Out of nowhere, Zyranne transformed into Ceiling Zyranne. It wasn't until that Finneow English caught on to this. Finneow English suddenly transformed into Ceiling Finneow. And he updated the logs, with 248 lines of logs.
After that, Prince Weaver transformed into Ceiling Weaver. Everyone in the chat became a ceiling something. There was Ceiling Fatal, Ceiling Pram, and Ceiling Koromo. The chat became infested with the Ceiling Nick infestation.
Then... Ceiling Nick came in...
He was like "OI, U SRS M8!? LEMME LOL HARDER!" In a fierce, caps-like, tone.
Ceiling Nick ended up banning all of the users, other than himself.
He became isolated on the chat, that he cried alone at night. Cuddling his cats, he said "I should unban them all..."
But, the next day, Ceiling Nick didn't give a flying fuck. He just lurked on the ceiling, watching me f- I mean make this story.
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Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Shortpasta
The Day of the Tremendous Bloodletting

This is the narrative of a period between sunrise and sunset where there was a notably large amount of bloodshed.
A gentleman was having a leisurely daytime stroll when he began to exude enormous quantities of blood from every possible part of his anatomy. The hemorrhaging was so severe that it completely occupied the volume of the mechanical device for elevating people within the building.
He hastily proceeded to the establishment where merchandise is sold and there was sanguine bodily fluid on every surface within the building. The patrons of the establishment were losing their footing in the blood and were sliding and fumbling about, which filled them with disgust and loathing.
He tried to have a leisurely swim in an oceanic body of water and the sharks that inhabited the waters were driven into a carnivorous frenzy from his excessive hemorrhaging and thus proceeded to wound everyone with their sharp incisors.
He was then pursued by all reanimate bloodsucking corpses in existence. At one point in time the sanguine bodily fluid menaced a child and a domestic canine.
At the end of the period of daylight, everyone deemed it necessary to deliver him to celestial spaces beyond the Earth in a vessel designed specifically to travel through intergalactic space.
The most alarming aspect of this narrative is that the identity of this gentleman happened to be you, the reader (or he happened to be a woman if you happen to belong to the female sex) and failed to recollect that these events transpired.
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The Day of the Zyranne

It was your average, typical, day in the CPW chat. Everyone was having a good time, such a splendid time. 
Then, out of nowhere, Finneow English transformed into Zyranne. Since Zyranne was loling at srs ppl, she didn't notice till after she got done loling.
Then Simon, as if he was a spooky skeleton, popped out and was Zyranne. Zyranne was infuriated that everyone was turning into her.
Then the whole entire wiki population transformed into Zyranne. We had LOLZYRANNE, LosZyranne, Fatal Zyranne, ImGonnaBeThatZyranne, WhyAmIReadingZyranne, ClericofZyranne, CarcinoZyranne, Dream Zyranne, and a whole bunch more.
Then, she banned all of the people, and hacked the wiki so that she can become a bureaucrat and an admin, and demodded everyone. She knew she had to face ClericofZyranne, so she hacked the whole entire wiki system, and made herself staff. She demodded ClericofZyranne, SloshedZyranne, and Prince(ss) Zyranne from their bureaucrat rights.
Then, a srs user came into the chat at one point.
Zyranne lol'd at him.
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