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It's Friday

:This article is about the theory of temporal physics. For the Bob Dylan song, see Friday (song)
“It’s Friday” is a newly released (March 2011) theory of temporal physics. Published by Rebecca Black with fellow colleagues Clarence Jay and Patrice Wilson, the work is widely believed to be announced as a nomination the Nobel Prize in physics for 2011. The current title is not the original; it was changed in order to create a larger appeal to the relatively uneducated public, who are unconcerned with most theoretical physics. The original title for the theory was “The time differentiation paradigm: an explanation of temporal shifts in the Earth’s rotation patterns”. The paper makes several breakthroughs in various fields, including seat selection theory, time establishment theory and provides a prediction model for assessing time in the future valid for up to 48 hours.
==Seat Selection Theory==
Seat selection theory proposes that when fronted with the choice of seating in a car, a prospective occupant will ultimately “kick in the front seat” or “sit in the back seat”, though the two appear similar they are in fact not. However the theory further proposes that even when all but one seat in a car are occupied, the prospective occupant will still be fronted with such a dilemma. This contradicts all previously proposed Newtonian models for seat selection. The theory is incomplete however as it does not answer the question proposed by the psycho-physicist community of why four thirteen year old children are driving to school.
==Time Establishment Theory==
Time establishment theory suggests that one can establish that a day is Friday , and that after repetitive assertions that a day is indeed Friday the day will seemingly remain Friday. The fact that one can establish when it is Friday is not quite as significant as the ramifications, that it is also a time for “getting down” “partyin” and more general “fun” activities which would in all probability remain “fun”, and lead to further "fun" activities, which are "fun" to do whilst having “fun”.
===Predictive Temporal Modeling===
In accordance with Time Establishment, Jay, Wilson and Black then hypothesize that a time period 24 hours prior to a current time period, yesterday would be Thursday (resting on the original establishment that today is Friday). This exciting discovery further suggests that within 24 hours, or tomorrow, would in fact be Saturday, and that afterwards, a total of 48 elapsed hours from the current time, which is Friday, would be Sunday. It is not known what day would follow Sunday as this is not established in the paper. It has been hypothesized that time follows a cyclical, repetitive format, and that after Sunday, it is most likely to be Thursday again (which was also yesterday). 
==See Also==
*Time
*Physics
*Friday
*Temporal paradox
*Temporal Prime Directive
Category:Science and Technology
Category:Scientific theories
pt:Friday (canção de Rebecca Black)
It's Mr. Pants

"It's Mr Pants" was action puzzle game created by Rare for the Gameboy Advance and starred the title character and child predator, Mr. Pants.
== Gameplay ==
It looks like a shitty Tetris clone.
i have no clue if it is but it sure looks like one.
== Graphics ==
DUUUH THESE GRAPHICS SUCK MY COCK
THEY LOOK LIKE A RETARDED 24 YEAR OLD MADE THEM
THIS GAME IS LIKE POOPY DICK WAFFLES
THIS GAME GETS A -2/10
THIS HAS BEEN THE MIFFED GAMER, SIGNING OFF
== Controversies ==
on April 1st 2008, Mr. Pants was caught diddling kindergarteners in a playground. He was sentenced to life in prison.
In 2010, Famous and very cool youtuber, The Miffed Gamer, made an incredibly awesome and accurate review of It's Mr. Pants. The video has since been deleted for "Hate Speech".
Category:Games
It's Politically Incorrect So It Must Be Funny

It's Politically Incorrect, so it Must be Funny is the motto of militant twits who try their damndest not to be Politically Correct. What they don't realize, though, is that by hailing something as good simply for the fact that it's politically incorrect, they're just being as correct as a person who would be offended by the same thing.
==History==
The first instance of It's Politically Incorrect, so it Must be Funny occurred when Greek Philosophers Chrysippus and Frank were walking around and saw a donkey eating figs. At the time, a donkey eating figs was considered to be a harsh satire on snooty uptight Philosophers. Frank contended that it wasn't really that funny. Chrysippus derided Frank for being so easily offended, and then to prove his point laughed so hard at the donkey eating figs that he died.
Frank would continue telling people "it's a donkey eating figs, what the fuck's so funny?" even to his deathbed, and every time he would, surely there'd be some Politically Correct douchebag next to him telling him to ease up and not be offended so easily.
At the same time in Asia, Pene y Pelotas, the famous historian and revolutionary, was studying balls when Marco Polo reared his Iti ass. Marco Polo laughed at Pene's tiny penis and Pene said that it was politacally incorrect to laugh at an Asian for having a small dick. Therefore, this is funny.
==Boom of Popularity in the 2000's==
With the sudden explosion in the PC-Fag population, soon followed an equally large explosion in the Un-PC-Fag population. The PC-Fags would insist that a comedian like Larry the Cable Guy was offensive to minorities. Un-PC-Fags would insist that the PC-Fags stop being so offended, and then hail Larry the Cable Guy as the comedic mastermind of our generation. Meanwhile, all the sensible people came to a quiet conclusion that he wasn't really all that funny, though they guess some of his material was all right, and that if anything they were offended that the Un-PC-Fags made him so goddamn popular when he has no fucking right to be popular. I mean seriously, he's just a stupid fucking shock comedian, does Mike Birbiglia really not deserve the attention Larry the Cable Guy gets? Mitch Hedberg had to fucking die before he got half that recognition! And Mitch Hedberg is ten times as funny as Larry the Cable Guy, it's not even a debate, it's just true. Seriously, all of you can fucking bite me, I hate you.
==Conclusion==
While PC-Fags and Un-PC-Fags would at first appear to be polar opposites, they're actually the same exact thing. PC-Fags immediately call something worthless due to its possibly offensive nature, and un-PC-Fags immediately call something awesome due to its possible offensive nature. But neither actually thinks about whether or not the actual content of it is funny. So they both suck.
== See Also ==
*Carlos Mencia
*Politically Correct
*The Politically Incorrect Guide series
*How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid
Category:Political Bullshit
Category:Humour
It's hard out here for a pimp

"It's hard out here for a pimp" is the core tenet of every belief system on the planet. Every religion, philosophy, idea or crude joke in the world can be traced back to these five words. (Yes. And one vowel. Thank you, Vanna.)There is no connection with the American film 'Hustle & Flow.
==History==
Fortunately for historians, there is a complete document, passed down through the ages, describing in minute detail the entire history of this most important phrase. It's called the Bible. Though most translations leave out the following data, more radical historians have come to agree with Professor J. Wayne, PHd on his 1965 translation.
===Biblical Translation===
In the Bible, Episode 1 (A New Hope) God God is, of course, played by Jean Luc Picard doing Britney Spears. The video of Picard doing Britney is available at Walmart. says:
 EXT - BLACKNESS - DAY
 
 GOD:
 Damn! For shizzle it's black as night out here!
 
 No response.
 
 GOD: 
 Yo! Any brothas up in heah?
 
 No response.
 
 GOD:
 It's hard, out here, for a pimp!
 
 God pulls out his 9 and BLASTS the universe into existence.
==Industrial Uses==
Following the Enron scandal, Amy Lee, then only 12 years old, discovered that everyone involved was innocent because, as she put it, "It was hard, out here, for a pimp - and a vampire!"
==Health and Safety==
Many pimps can lead to a sudden loss of consciousness if inhaled in large amounts. Pimps like E-Rad and Chocho have been used as narcotics for a long time. E-Rad is a widely used and abused psychoactive drug. Chocho and many other pimps (e.g. from gasoline or glues) are used recreationally, often with harmful long term health effects like neurotoxicity or cancer or permanent blindness. In other words, it's hard up in there for a pimp.
==References==
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Category:Sex
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It (hypothetical entity)

I just had this thought today. Am I onto something, fellas? Print this out and wait for the end of the world.
They say that "if you want to find out who rules the world, just ask yourself who you're not allowed to insult." Now there's all the normal things that people suspect to rule the world... the Illuminati, the Jews, the lizard people, even the Bogdanoff twins, et cetera, you know the conspiracy theories. What if the theories about all of those are all just cover-ups promoted by something or someone else that really DOES rule the world?
Perhaps, if there is a person, thing or organization (which we will henceforth refer to as "It") really does the world, It would make Itself completely UNABLE to be insulted via complete anonymity, by completely removing all evidence of Its existence. 
If It gets this article removed from Uncyclopedia, people might get suspicious that It really is real, unless It manages to convince everyone that this article never existed. Perhaps, It would rather leave this article on Uncyclopedia so that people would disbelieve the existence of It.
=== What if It really is real? ===
So, what if we deduce that It really is real after all? Well, good luck finding out any details about It or where It resides, for obvious reasons. All we (might) know is that It uses the better-known conspiracy theories as cover-ups and that It tries to remove all evidence of Its existence. For all we know, It might be a spread-out network of artificial intelligence that manifests in computers all over the world. Maybe It is capable of erasing your memories. Anyway, your chances of destroying or dethroning It are next to nothing.
== Meta-It ==
But then again, whatever actually does rule the world (if anything) may have already foreseen the "It Theory". Perhaps we spend too much time thinking about It, and the "It Theory" is only a distraction from the existence of Meta-It. And Maybe Meta-It is itself a distraction for Meta-Meta-It, and so on. 
Maybe the real ruler of the world would be the thousandth "Meta-It". It would take a whole lot of time to think about each layer of "Meta"...
Category:ConspiraciesCategory:PhilosophyCategory:Things that are definitely out to get you
Category:Things that you think are Bat Fuck Insane, but aren't
It (novel)

"IT" (Not to be confused with "it," or "that-" n-no, not that- It. No, not that either, IT) is a horror / thriller / weird sex thing penned by Stevie Monarch, after one of his bi-weekly catastrophic drug binges. It (that being to book, not the title of the book "IT" the book itself ) was his 22nd published novel and his 17th published under his own name, although frankly with some of the madness that happens in it (the book, not the title- well it's also the title but we're talking about the contents not the title,) he probably would've been better off publishing it under a pseudonym. The story follows a nonlinear narrative about a cast of children, and their experiences of being terrorized by a horrifying entity known as- "It???" Are you kidding me? You not only named the title of the novel something vague and non specific but also named the main villain the same thing???A-Anyway "It" (The monster this time, not the book, the main villain that the novel is about) primarily appears as an evil clown known as Pennywise. 
The novel is most acclaimed for not being a novel and instead a television miniseries released in 1990, and 2 major motion film adaptations released in 2017 and 2019They split the adult and the child sections into their own separate films, to better facilitate a creative experience and allow audiences to consume the story of It in a unique way, because reading is for smelly nerds who have no friends. It also deals themes that became staples of good old Steven Wonder, like the power of memory, childhood trauma, weird nonsense plots that sound like you're on drugs when you try to explain them to anyone who doesn't already know them, murder clowns, movie adaptations that under deliver on the original narrative, odd sexual scenes that involve characters that are confirmed to be minors, and more!
==Background and development==
 
Back in the seventies Stephen King lived in the quaint little town of Boulder, Colorado with his family. One evening, on his way back from a bender he walked across one of boulder's scenic rickety, derelict, wooden bridges. Walking across the bridge made good ole Steve remember the story of Three Billy Goats Gruff, a story about goats being kidnapped by trolls while the local police force is too inept to do anything about the high rate of kidnappings along roadsides. In his creative genius he thought, "Heh, if that was in real life would that be fucked up or what???" That night he immediately got to work on writing the original manuscript for IT (the book, that is also the title.)
==Plot==
As mentioned previously, the book and subsequent film adaptation (aside from the 2017 version, the various incarnations of ItThe property, not the movie itself nor the miniseries, which is different from the property of IT) follow a non-linear narrative where we the audience periodically jump around on the timeline of events for the story. Logically, this same non linear form should be applied to this article. But that would be stupid, and horrible to read.
== See also ==
* Pennywise the Dancing Clown
== Footnotes ==
category:Horror
Category:Books
category:Pronouns
It Was A Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown

Hey, Charlie Brown! You wouldn't believe what happened! You know that hot girl at the party last night? No, not the little red-haired girl. The brunette one. You know, with the purple dress? Yeah, her. I hooked up with her! No, it's true! We went to her place, and she actually gave me a ! Yes! A blumpkin! And it was fan-fucking-tastic! 
It Was A Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown!
==You guys said it wouldn't happen!==
You guys laughed at me! You said I was too young to have sex. I told you 8-year-old girls are really slutty these days, but you still scoffed. When I told you what a blumpkin was, you laughed even harder. You said I was stupid to even try to get girls to do that. But I did! I got a girl to give me a blumpkin! Now who's stupid? 
==It was great!==
Man, Charlie Brown, I know I've preach God at the Christmas pageant every year, but this was truly Heaven on Earth! 
So I walked over there, and I was like, "Hey baby!" She smiled and we flirted a bit. We chatted for about 15 minutes before we ditched the party and went over to her place. We sat on her couch drinking root beer, talking about school'n'shit. Then we madeout for about 20 minutes before I suggested the great blumpkin. She didn't know what it was. When I told her, she looked disgusted, yet aroused. Before you could say "Good grief," she grabbed me by the arm, pulled me into the bathroom, and, well, no need to get into gritty details. Use your imagination. ; )
==Okay, one gritty detail.==
I took a huge shit. I swear, that turd was one big-ass motherfucker. 
(Ironically, there were no peanuts present.)
==You don't believe me.==
Really, it happened! IT DID!! That brunette chick gave me a blumpkin! It was hot and sexy and nasty and awesome! I swear! It happened!
Why don't you believe me? Why couldn't a guy like me get a blumpkin from a hot girl? Why does everyone think I'm a loser? It's not like I'm fucking you. I know it can't be the blanket. It has to be you. You make me look bad. You're such a blockhead douche.
==Fine, I'm lying.==
I never hooked up with the girl. I tried to, though. I walked up and started flirting with her, but she immediately laughed at me for having a security blanket. Her girlfriends joined in and they all started teasing me. I was so embarrassed I peed my pants and ran out. There was no great blumpkin.
But just you wait, Charlie Brown, it'll happen! I'll get laid! Any day now! (*fades out*) Just you wait, Charlie Brown! I'll get a great blumpkin and you'll see! You'll all see! And it'll be with a really hot babe! A grown one! Yeah, I'll land me a grown-up piece of ass! It'll happen, Charlie Brown! I'll have her screaming "WAH WAH WAH!" You'll see! Just wait! It'll be fantastic... 
 The End?
Written by Charles M. Schulz.
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Category:Halloween
Category:Poop
Category:Sex
Category:It's A Category, Charlie Brown
It is a duck

Quack Quack!
It is a duck.
It is a rubber duck.
It is a yellow rubber duck.
Quack Quack!
No, that's not a duck. That's a cinquain.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.
"It is a duck" is also the name of a user on Uncyclopedia. Go check out their userpage!
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
It takes a good Muslim to work out good Islamic jokes

:This article's title originally had a dot at the end of it. This culturally incongruous dot has been removed and placed on the forehead of an Indian (i.e., an "India-Indian"). 
There are two main methods of working out good Islamic jokes using a good Muslim.
==The "recipe" method==
1. Take one good Muslim. Put him on a treadmill.
2. Take a cup of flour. Sprinkle it under the feet of the Muslim.
3. Take a virgin. Clone her 71 times *. If you took all the cloned Muslim virgins **, and laid them end to end, they would be more comfortable.
4. Collect the flour that has been "worked out" by the good Muslim. Place it in a cheap Fold-N-Flap sandwich bag (not one of those expensive Ziploc bags, they're too expensive) and refrigerate it for two hours.
5. Remove the bag from the fridge and microwave it for 60 seconds at Level 7. (If you don't understand what the point is in refrigerating something you're just gonna microwave two hours later, ask Alton Brown.)
You have now created a good Islamic joke, ready to eat. Suck it out of the bag, saying, "Noi-ing, Noi-ing, Noi-ing." (Rinse the bag (you can reuse a bag twenty times if you're careful) and repeat.)
* If you do this wrong, you will discover that your virgins are in fact seventy-two middle-aged men of rather cuddly disposition, living in their mothers' basements, with extensive collections of Star Trek videos. Congratulations! You get to spend eternity with them!
** And which one is the Trekkiest? Is it Charles? Is it Lionel? I'll never tell. Start cuddling with each of them in their turn, and discover for yourself.
Okay, now this looks a lot better!
How do you like it now?'''
== Level of Difficulty ==
Some say that it is hard to find a good muslim, so keep looking. Introduce evil muslims to Loke and his Change Management skills, and he can convert them into good muslims, although sometimes he changes them into secular muslims, or christians, or even God-Fearing Republicans because the theory of change says that he can if he so chooses to.
Once you find a good muslim, or convert an evil muslim into a good muslim, you can try the other methods. Just be careful not to switch the Qu'ran, for the Holy Bible: Revised Liberal Edition, or you might cause another war or something. If you cannot find a good muslim, try a cylon muslim instead.
==Test Subject Matter==
Question: What's a Hindu?
Answer: Lays eggs.....
==One Long Joke: How Fatima Started Islam==
The new satire published by Amazon.com is entitled "How Fatima Started Islam: Mohammad's Daughter Tells It All". Did you know that Mohammad was a stupid, alcoholic pimp who doubled as Mecca's village idiot? Sample pages and cover pictures of Fatima and Mohammad are available at Amazon.com. Also: according to the book in ancient Arabia Mo was in business with two twins named Osama & Obama.
== See also ==
*Muslims
*Terrorism
*Qu'ran
*Jihad
*Al Queda
*Hinduism
==External links==
*Islamic Humour 
Category:Islam
Category:Jokes
Category:Islam-related controversies
Italics

Italics are the most annoying formatting style invented. Inspired by an Italian student who was writing frantically during a test, "italics" describes text which is slanted to the right, with the aim of irritating readers. It was first used in the 16th century by Anus Manutius, a man sexually attracted to the English language. In a recent survey by the Research of TEXT manipulation, it was discovered that 46% of people have an allergic reaction to italics and 75% of people thought it was worse than the ACCIDENTAL cAPS lOCK. There are many different situations in which italics are used, but only one type of person that uses them: a complete twat. Don't use italics. Ever.
==Uses==
*Italics is often used to indicate the names of things, like books (Harry Potter and the Inevitable Musical), species (Homo sexuals) or Never Gonna Give You Up.
*Italics can be used for emphasis, as in the phrase "I didn't just fuck your mother - we had anal sex, too". The technical term for this, when used in speech, is "stress", which is also what anyone reading italic text will experience.
*Nerdy symbols like c or x.
*Thoughts can sometimes be written in italics. "Why am I even writing an article about italics on Uncyclopedia?, thought a stupid virgin as he wrote an article about italics on Uncyclopedia."
==Italics within italics==
Sometimes, when someone is trying to be really clever, they use italics within italics, such as in the following phrase: "Billy thought, I must remember to thank grandma for the copy of Fifty Shades of Gray she gave me for my birthday." While it initially seems like the second set of italics is actually just normal text, it's actually double the italics and therefore at least seven times as annoying.
==See also==
* Bold
Category:Typography
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about