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Wikipedianity

Wikipedianity is a cultish Borg-like belief system that says all information must be assimiliated in accordance with NPOV. It is based on the model of the Red Cross, except for the part about helping people.
== Hierarchy ==
*Jimbo (Uber-God)
*Administrators (Demi-gods)
*Experienced practitioners (do-gooders)
*Random practitioners (heretics)
*Your mom (Sacrifice)
== Jimbo ==
Much has been written about JimboAlso known as 'The Savior' or 'The Champ' among friends., and it's all trueExcept when you disagree, then it's not, except when someone else disagrees with you, then it is.. What is a little known fact is that the founder of Wikipedianity is actually a descendant of the Serpent Warrior Axxu, from the 5th planet of the third Sun in the Galaxy Of The Laughing Turtle. He came to Earth to save humanity from diversity and individuality. When he reincarnated is little known, although some critics would say it was in 1256 on the 3rd of August at 43:00 am. The sky roared and the oceans rolled that faithful morning (again critics disagree that it was actually at night. Three wars were fought over this dispute and 12 horses were killed). Unfortunately, there were no computers invented at the time so he left until such time as humanity was ready for his brilliance. He came back in the 21st Century in his spaceship, and this has become known as the 0.1 coming.
== Administrators ==
This section will not dwell on the function of administrators in our modern world; see troll for further details on that. Here we will rather focus on the historical and mythical significance of these critters. In Babylonian, admin roughly translates as 'someone who shovels dung in futility and despair'. They were and still are very important in order to fulfill The Savior's dull visions. They get nothing back for their hard work, yet that is the very purpose of being an admin in Wikipedianity. In Atlantis, admins were legendary for their knee-jerk reactions, quick wit and five eyeballs. They've since been genetically engineered to blend in with the masses.
== Experienced practitioners ==
Also known as 'do-gooders', these are the foot-soldiers. They make the Wikipedian universe revolve around the Moon, otherwise we would all fall off the edge. It is rumoured among the do-gooders that there is something called the Internet, yet most shrug it off as just a evil lie purported by heretics.
== Random practitioners ==
No one really knows why they are part of Wikipedianity and where they come from. They disrupt the lack of order by contributing stuff to the community. Thanks to the admins and the do-gooders, they don't stick around for very long.
== Quote ==
In actuality, 'The Xannu Mysteries' do not exist, but 'Xannu - The Prophecy' does. There is not yet a reference to Wikipedia or Jimbo in this book, but who knows what the future may hold...
== Footnotes ==
Category: Religion
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Wikithug

A Wikithug is a registered Wikipedia user who thinks nothing of stalking, berating, harassing or otherwise tormenting other Wikipedians, online or off. Wikithugs often use sock puppets as a key part of their plan of attack.
==How Will I Know When I'm Being Stalked By a Wikithug?==
Wikithugs follow their victims through Wikipedia’s online "Recent Changes" system, allowing them to monitor their targets' posts, discussions, and other actions. This system is the online equivalent to being all alone in your house, with all the lights on, and no windowshades. 
Once targeted by a Wikithug, an average Wikipedian has no safe haven that they can turn to, and are often left by the Uberwikipedophile in charge to simply twist in the wind. If they appeal to the administrative team (which is wholly comprised of Wikipedophiles), they must wait for the tyrants to judge whether or not the Wikipedian has sufficiently pleased them; if not, the hapless Wikipedian is on his or her own.
==Personality Traits of Wikithugs==
Wikithugs are small, petty, remorseless people who find comfort in bossing others around. They use their self-perceived "super-intelligence" as both a springboard and a quasi-justification for their actions. Hitler and Napoleon, if they were still alive, would be poster children for the Wikithug "tittytats" movement, since both of these brutal, imperialist dictators exemplified the perverse nature of the Wikithug mentality. On the other hand, Il Duce would not have qualified as a Wikithug, because he would have been unable to understand how computers are operated, and would thus have been simply a thug.
Like other lower forms of life, Wikithugs replicate by spawning sock puppets and dildos through parthenogenesis.
==Tiny, Brittle, Petty Little People==
Wikithugs not only demonstrate borderline personality traits, but they also exhibit extreme narcissism in many cases. Living in their own world cloaked by by a murky veil of smoke and mirrors, their images are not reflected in the mirrors; this only feeds their mania for recognition. 
Once backed into a corner, Wikithugs simply switch screen names like most people change their underwear. In extreme cases, Wikithugs will become so isolated and desperate for attention that they will begin to "chat" with themselves. This is sometimes referred to as Wikiphrenia. The purpose of this behavior is both to increase their edit counts, and to have each change to their "chat" page register in "Recent Changes," where it will (they hope) be noticed by an unwary Administrator who is then drawn into a time-wasting, pointless discussion. 
If they are ignored by the sock puppets they create, extreme wikithugs have been known to start vitriol-filled Request for Comment actions against their own sock puppets.
==See also==
* Internet fascism
* Internet users
* Vicious bastards
* Morons
Category:Wiki communities
Wikitruth

Wikitruth was a spinoff of Wikibooks created, funded, operated by David Gerard and Lir, and founded by Larry Sanger. Like this site it runs on the MediaWiki platform. 
Most of the articles on Wikitruth were written by Tim Starling and Brion Vibber, about their hiking trips and all the salmon they have caught. This started to bother Sanger and Lir who held a private IRC discussion about this, and where they formed a secret consensus.
As a result, Sanger unilaterally speedied all of their "unencyclopedic" hiking reports, their navigation templates and categories, and went on a date-delinking spree. Jimbo Wales, outraged, refused to edit Wikipedia until Lir could form a reasonable explanation for Sanger's behavior. Larry Sanger, out of stress, retired from Wikitruth. His talk page is filled with messages like "come back," and "please don't go."
Wikitruth has been decla-TELL THE WIKITRUTH!-red a munition in Wikipedia and cannot be carried across article lines without declaration unless one is determined to game the system. On Saturdays, however, Wikitruthers take a break and refrain from from all this madness. 
==Editing==
Unlike most other wikis, Wikitruth cannot be edited by anyone. How the articles actually get on there is anyone's guess. Some believe it is the collective consciousness of all the editors of Wikipedia, while others believe it is some kind of sentient offshoot of the Wikipedia servers themselves, caused by the stress of so many people editing and reverting articles all the time. No crazy conspiracy theories have emerged yet, though.
==References==
* Gonsalves, Antone. "Wikipedia Protest Site 'A Hoax' - Founder." Information Week (TechWeb). April 17, 2006. link
*: Jimbo Wales passes off his self-criticism site as a "hoax" to the media.
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Wilcannia

Wilcannia is a backwater-bumfuck small town located halfway between nowhere and the grand shit-heap of Angry Max. It is best known for being the birthplace and the spiritual homeland of the Cave Clan. Wilcannia is multicultural and features a Chinese restaurant. In 2012 it future-proofed itself by building a town website.
== History ==
Wilcannia was founded when several outliers grew sick of the Broken Hole shit-heap stench and moved away. The abundance of sandstone buildings in town attracted the attention of many noteworthy people including Tarquin Wilde (son of Oscar Wilde and his South African lover, Paul Rettar). Tarquin was so won over by the customs of the people of Wilcannia that he started the Wilcannia Museum of Dis-used Hankies; the first of its kind in Australia.
In 1996 the founding members of the Cave Clan, Gary, Choofer and Scruffy met in an abandoned shed by accident. It is reported that Gary was looking for his lost hanky and that Scruffy had been attracted to a strong odour, which turned out to be Gary's missing hanky. The three went on the form the Cavity Club, exploring drains, abandoned sheds and burnt out cars. They eventually went on to recruit other hanky lovers from across the globe.
== Climate ==
It's about as hot as (*your mother joke*).
== Industry == 
Wilcannia's main industrial focus is on the creation, maintenance and distribution of soiled hankies.
The townsfolk are also credited with developing Australia's first communication network. This ran on voice technology and involved a lot of shouting from fibro shack to fibro shack.
== Tourism ==
Wilcannia caravan park 
A popular and beautiful caravan park conveniently situated between Wilcannia dirt-bike track & Wilcannia dam which doubles as the local Olympic-sized swimming pool.
And within walking distance to the local servo/restaurant.
Sharren's burnt out ute museum 
Most models of pre 2000 Holdens and Fords can be found in this amazing collection of historical burnt-out over-used and not well maintained utes and used car seat covers.
Visit on Friday nite for a free car burn-out demonstration! - Starts 3am
Chinese restaurant 
Wilcannia art trail 
A self guided tour taking in some of Wilcannias finnest taggers. The trail explores some of wilcanna's hidden ally ways and the back of the servo. Can you collect all the phone numbers offering a good time?
Darrel Summers corner 
It is rumoured Darrel Summers once stopped here to ask for directions.
Contact Barry for the full story!
Wilcannia Museum of Dis-used Hankies... The biggest of it's type in the Southern hemisphere
Annual yabby throwing contest
== Rabbits ==
It is a little known fact that Wilcannia residents are somewhat enamored by rabbits. In 1892 they hired a man just to collect rabbits with red eyes on the children's behalf. Wilcannia Abattoir has the largest collection of rabbits in the southwestern region of the state.
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Wild Gunman

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Wild Gunman is a video game that requires a baby's toy to play. You shoot illegal immigrants trying to cross the Mexican border into the Untied States.
==Concept==
The game was developed in 1983 by The Untied States Military as a simulator program for their Mexican border patrol units. The object is to use the babys toy gun and blow off any Mexicans heads you see trying to cross the border. Nintendo of America helped to design the game using the latest infrared technology scopes for smooth accuracy. The game was released to all Americans on Arcade & NES home consoles on the 11teenth of March, 1983.
==Game Play==
Your mission is to put holes into the heads of Mexican immigrants trying to come over to the United States. You receive 20,000 points for each kill, just like the real army get in real life. Your object is to take out 2 to 3 immigrants at a time, if you fail to shoot an immigrant, and miss 3 in total, the United States Army hunt you down and shoot you for letting immigrants into the country. Don't worry, it's a video game, you can start over and try again, so the real army in real life won't kick your door down unless you purposely let all immigrants over the border without firing a single shot.
==Popularity==
The game rose to popular heights in 1984 when it was launched at the 1984 Game-Expo in New York where it was approved by the United States Army, FBI, CIA, NRA and NBA as a perfectly legitimate educational game that all American children where required to play. Studies showed that kids where influenced by video game violence, and issued the game to be available to play in every cafeteria of School around America to teach the children how to shoot immigrants crossing the Mexico borders into the United States. Each home console version came with a gun, gun-license, coupons for 10% discounts off bullets from selected fire-arms dealers, and a stick of gum.
==Influence==
Wild Gunman started the trend of first person shooter games, and since it's success, it has been the founder for such other teenage FPS games to follow such as Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 4D, Doom, Halo & Super Mario: Kill The Immigrants.
==Future Of Wild Gunman?==
Wild Gunman has influenced so many shooting games since it first arrived. Nintendo planned to release a Wii version in 2013 where you can kill illegal immigrants crossing not only the US borders, but also shoot Al-Qaeda, Towel-heads, Dagos, Spics, Wogs, Jews, Canuucks, nips, niggers, crackers, Aussies and anyone else not American. The game would feature state of the art graphics with enhanced head explosions and be part of the Wii Fit line of gaming software but was cancelled because Nintendo do not believe in making cool games anymore. 
==See also==
*Nintendo
*Shooting
*Back to the Future
*Guns
*Bullets
*Mexican-American War
*Violence
*Peace
*Speedy Gonzalez
*Taco Hell
*Ron Jeremy
*Communist
*Burrito
==External links==
*The Baby's Toy In Action
*Grandma Playing Wild Gunman
*Preview Of Wild Gunman II (Wii)
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Wild ass

Also known as the onager, the wild ass is a form of freerange mule, which is usually tamed, unless it was dominated by George W. Bush Senior. Many onager activists believe that cross breeding two animals is a sin, and so stick an ionized spatula up any in-sight onager's anus. The Wild Ass™ is also a cult designated to freeing donkeys and horses to make them pro-create (thus giving bearth to mules) at secret sun-oriented cenermonies.
== Sub Cults ==
As mentioned above, the The Wild Ass™ is a force of freedome fighters, devoted to the freedome of donkeys and horses. Althoug they have often enough been mistaken for an anal fungirl sex spot. Sometimes there have been sightings of their USERP (unrated slapstick erective riding practice) ceremonies.
== History ==
This divinely exquisit creature was said to be the creator of everything, and nothing at all. Though this was disporved by a Yiddish scientist from Iran, and the true creator was discovered Operah Winfrey, who, once she had become the unuestioned master of the solar system, travelled back in time and created the universe, even though...(censored by the Un-United Operah Imperium). After the great leader died, the Onagers managed to overthrow her predecessors and re-instate order throughout the galaxy, and updatev the old virus defenition files and the many synonims for the second most valued organ in the univers...the penis. A list of these numerous synonyms:
:-'Dick'
:-'Willy'
:-'Free Willy'
:-'Johnson'
:-'Pecker'
:-'Birdie'
:-'Sausage'
:-'Sausice' (FRENCH)
:-'Nelson'
:-'Weiner'
:-'Wee-Wee'
:-'Cock'
:-'Little Friend'
:-'Smurf'
:-'Helmet Head'
:-'Old Man'
:-'Yoshi'
Another important list re-written by the very sentient being which is a cross between a horse and a donkey is the list of synonims for the male testicles:
:-'Balls'
:-'Sack'
:-'Baggage'
:-'Nuts'
:-'Testies'
:-'Christmas Bells'
:-'Bowling Balls' (IN SOME CASES)
 Category:Ass
Category:Ungulates
Wildwood

The WOP Republic of Wildwood is an enormous lump of deep-fried-ooze-sludge that was built in 12 days by Italian Americans looking for a way to counter Mexican revolutionary invaders. It is located on the East Carolina-Vermont border and is the site of alien paranoia and obesity
== History ==
Founded (accidentally) by Helen Keller on her way to the bathroom, Wildwood was originally a place that insane fishermen and disoriented surfers came to do their work and later get hammered. The Italians just like to tell them what to do, and although a minority were still louder than every fisher there. By 1954, obese bulemic lesbian businessmen who smoked cat fur cut down the forest there to build a boardwalk strong enought to support Tram Cars and fat smokers. Ever since then, Wildwood has been a bastion of sun-burnt tourism and shriveled penor , thanks to salt water. There are four main sections of Wildwood. North Wildwood, Wildwood, Wildwood Crest, and shitty fucking West Wildwood. Yo, fuck West Wildwood. Shit West Wildwood included, the entire island has an unexplicable infatuation with Chubby Checker. For this reason, Wildwood has cleverly been named "Nigger Twist City" by Americans all over the world.
== Population ==
*Tourists: 50%
*Moonshine runners/makers: 10%, plus 3% of the tourists
*Hogy makers: 21%
*Loud Italian Americans: 200%
*Beached jellyfish: 1%
*Chronic gamblers/drinkers/hotel managers: 18%
*"The Sopranos" wannabes: not measurable
*Drunken delusional people': too many to count
*Hungry Seagulls': holy crap!!! Overload!!!!!
*Assorted T-Shirt Salesmen: It's Over 9000!
It must be kept in mind that although the "The Sopranos" wannabes do not make up more than 500.3 %, they are fat enough to be two to three people.
== The Boardwalk ==
The boardwalk is a five mile long cesspool of creepy t-shirt salesmen who hit on people, sweaty fat Italians, tacky casinos, gay bars, SARS, farts, and enough deep-fried toxic waste to give twelve dolphins simultaneous heart-attacks, and make seven people fart a strange and flammable purple gas. However, if you wish to eat at Kentuckistan Fried Gull, you must venture off the smelly safety of the board walk into the untamed streets, where someone may try to run you over with their sleazy car while drunk.
There are also amusement park rides and brothels on the board walk. One may ask why such violent roller coasters are located so close to such massive amounts of deep-fried tooth-paste etc., but the only answer would be massive amounts of deep-fried vomit hurled onto said person.
The rides are only dangerous to fat people. But, because everybody who isn’t French who goes there is fat, they all barf after riding. Occasionally it will float out to sea, and it will turn into jellyfish, who will beach themselves to be eaten by the fat people again.
==What people are saying about Wildwood== 
 
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Will It Blend?

Will it blend?
That is the question.
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==Opening theme==
DO DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO DO DO...
DO DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO DO DO...
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH...
==Introduction==
Today I was browsing about Uncyclopedia, but then I realized they didn't have a page about me. Therefore, I am going to blend a page using bits from other wiki pages on the web about me. Now, on Uncyclopedia they say that you shouldn't vandalize. Well, they don't say nothing about sticking an article in a Blendtec blender.
==Ingredients==
Firstly, let's stick a potato in there...
Now, let's put in a bit of cabal berries...
And finally, let's top the whole thing off with a bit of dramamine.
I think I'll press the "Edit" button.
==Blending==
==Results==
Whew, Wiki smoke. Don't breathe this!
You know, I think I have a featured article on my hands here.
YES, IT BLENDS!
==See also==
*Advertising
*Infomercial
==External Links==
*Will It Blend?
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Will work for food

Far from being the last resort of the destitute and de-institutionalized, the Will Work For Food process is gaining as one of the top reasons people work today! Men and women from corporate America, their pension funds looted and their real estate assets overvalued, are finding creative, exciting new ways to put food on the table--or whatever's left to put it on!
==Finding Work==
* Necessary Equipment
** Catchy sign: Do this early on in your career. Borderline starvation will decrease your ability to come up with a snappy message for passersby and/or johns. No one likes a hackneyed plea for help.
** iPod: You are going to be doing a lot of waiting, so rock out to some tunes until the laborers' van rolls up.
** Voter registration card: Your vote is your voice! Use it!
* Good Locations
** Farm country: Worse comes to worst, risking buckshot and guard-dog bites is worth slipping into the fields for some free...what is this stuff...soybeans?...oh, fuck me!
** Street corners: Cities may be violent, polluted, heartless, and congested, but at least there's a Starbucks every other corner. Why work for Sanka when you can work for a double-half-caff mochacchino?
** Crawford, Texas: The president practically lives there. He'll have to do something for you once he sees how bad off you are. It's, like, totally his job. Remember to mark off 'Republican' on your voter registration card with a pencil when you see him. You can erase it later.
==Things to Know When Working for Food==
* Real food only. Avoid white dog poo, plastic, and McDonald's.
* If someone from a deposed African royal family offers you 2,000,000 apples for a small international produce transfer fee of 5,000 apples and access to your apple account, that's a pretty damn good deal. Get those apples, hustler!
* You are working for food, not as food.
* Stop staying "I'm working for peanuts" like it's a bad thing. There's a lot of protein in those little bastards.
==Famous People Who Worked For Food==
* Prior to a life in public service, Dick Cheney was a subsistence farmer in the Mojave Desert, growing barely enough millet, yam, and petroleum to feed his dozen younger sisters.
* Joan of Arc just wanted a samitch.
* Before hitting it big with the Austrian Pick 5, Albert Einstein worked in the schnitzel fields of East Vienna.
==Other Reasons People Work Besides Food==
* Boredom
* Hypnotic suggestion
* Got lost in office building, can't find exit
* Fucking with coworkers
* Fucking coworkers
* Enjoyment of job
* Bills, Bill's kids, Bill's wife, Bill's house, Bill's car, etc.
==Alternatives to working for food==
* Self-cannibalization
* Though only a theoretical construct, there is such a thing as a free lunch
* Whoring
* Are you going to eat that?
* You have two cows
Category:Thems what will work for food
Category:Poverty