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Hugh Manatee

Hugh Manatee is a large aquatic mammal,and he is now going to be the standard-bearer icon for bringing "being green" mainstream.
== Involvement with the Environment ==
Manatees are mammals that are often floating just below the surface of the water and often are injured by the propellers of motor boats, generally off the coast of Florida. It is sad and these sweet animals are close to being on the endangered list again. It is this symbol that made the best sense as a play-on-words for the word "Humanity" to have Hugh Manatee be the new symbol for green initiatives. We had Smokey the Bear to help prevent forest fires and McRuff the Crime Dog to stop vandalism and now we need a warm and fuzzy symbol for the efforts to lower our individual and collective carbon footprint.
== Humanity = Hugh Manatee ==
If you think about how humankind is spoiling our landscape and doing damage to the environment, we need to all do SOMETHING good for humanity. That's why the new symbol for all green initiatives is Hugh Manatee, a sound-alike for the word humanity.
== See also ==
* Al Gore's DVD and Book, "An Inconvenient Truth"
* Joseph Romm's book, "Hell and High Water"
* Thomas Friedman's book "Hot, Flat and Crowded"
* Rachel Carson's "Silent Spring"
* Paul Ehrlich's "Population Bomb"
* Visit www.4hughmanatee.com
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Huh?

<choose uncached><option>A man and his girlfriend were having sex and the man's little brother asked what they were doing. The man said, "We're making sandwiches," and the boy replied, "Would you stop making sandwiches because you're getting MAYO all over me!</option>
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One day there was a man. He wanted a dog. So, he bought a dog but did not know what to name it. So, he asked his neighbour and his neighbour said, "Name it the first thing you see when you look out the window in the morning." And the man did just that. When he woke up, he looked out the window and saw a crack in the road so he named his dog "Crack". Then, he moved to Idaho. He did not know what to name his house, so he asked his neighbour. His neighbour (how strangely coincidental) said, "Name it the first thing you see when you look out the window in the morning." And so that is what the man did. So, the next morning, the man looked out the window and saw his dog's big hairy butt. So he named his house "Big Hairy Butt". Then, he lost his dog. He called the police and said, "Police! Police! I looked all over my Big Hairy Butt, but I can't find my Crack!</option>
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<option>Did you know that Kitty Porn was originally made up before human porn and it was also released on the internet first?</option>
<option>Look at the dot.....
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<option>Come on Cowboy, make your move
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<option>:Chicken go cluck-cluck
:Cow go moo, 
:Going to be an animal,
:How about you?</option>
<option>== Put Your Signature Here! ==
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No. That's Naughty. would never do that. Saberwolf116 Zheliel ~~~~</option>
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eat my coookies banana man
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Human Sacrifice

:You may be looking for Death penalty, Abortion, Barack Obama, Iraq War, AIDS or the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and not even know it!
Human Sacrifice is a comedy sitcom/reality television show hosted on the Fox Network. It is currently hosted by Charles Manson (who replaced Stephen King) and produced by Donald Trump. As of season six, an Independent Media Poll showed that it is the second most watched television show in the United States, after Big Brother. It first aired on April 15 of 1912, the first episode including the sinking of the RMS Titanic.
Since its release, there have been several spinoffs, one of them being the CIA project "Family Guy". It has been recognized as the sole foundation on which all television shows subsequent to it were based upon.
The show has gained much controversy in many years, primarily from right-winged Marxist ultranational antidisestablishmentarian Pastafarian radicals; they claim the show infringes on their popular beliefs after the show's supportive airing of anti-right-winged, anti-Marxist, anti-ultranationalism, pro-disestablishmentarianism, anti-Pastafarianism radicalism commercials for Cheerios. Despite this backlash, the show has successfully run six seasons, and is currently recording season seven.
== Seasons ==
* Season One: Shit! An Iceberg! (The sinking of the RMS Titanic)
* Season Two: World War I
* Season Three: The Great Depression
* Season Four: World War II
: Japan Go Boom (The atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki)
: Ze' Haulocauzt (The Holocaust)
* Season Five: Korea, 'Nam, Korea, 'Nam 'Nam (Korean and Vietnam War)
: We Love Agent Orange!
: The Magical World of Mao's Tibet
* Season Six: Welcome To the 21st Century!
:Plane + Building = War
:Where's Saddam?
:Hey! A Big Wave, Dude! (The 2004 post-earthquake tsunami in the Indian Ocean)
:The Love and Life of Terri Schiavo
:Hurricane Katrina Pwned New Orleans
:Here Come the Mexicans... (Illegal immigration)
* Season Seven: War on the Future (Currently Being Recorded)
(rumored season 8): Bongs Hits Over Berlin: Into the 5th Reich and Beyhond
== Contestants ==
Everybody is a contestant! Currently, there are an estimated 7.9 billion contestants; the number of contestants is solely based upon world population.
Most contestants speak openly about their time spent on the show; they say it's similar to Fear Factor or Wheel of Fortune. In fact, one would be surprised to find out that "Human Sacrifice" is nothing more than a 20th/21st century televised recording of major devastation (genocide, famine, etc.) on Earth a really, really, funny show. Actually, you should stop reading about it right now.
Category:American television series
Category:Causes of cancer
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Category:Historical Nonsense
Category:Things controlled by Jews
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Human condition

The human condition is that thing you just can't quite put your finger on about just why life sucks so much. You know that it does, and it does for everyone regardless of race, gender, religion, or culture. It is the "suck" in "life sucks."
==Products of the Human Condition==
See EVERYTHING
==Causes of the Human Condition==
Why does life suck? Why are you asking me? What am I even doing here? Am I really here? We're all going to be dead at some point anyways. Why am I doing this? Why am I doing anything? Am I even really doing anything?
===According to Christians, Jews, and Muslims===
Life was perfect and things were generally just cheery and awesome. Humans were feeding lions by hand, everyone was naked, no one cared, there was no fighting - everyone seriously was just chilling. All they had to do was follow a simple rule. Don't eat the fruit of this ONE tree, dammit! Well, Eve ate it because a snake told her to. Adam then executed the longest, hardest facepalm in history. It was so hard, God heard the smack from heaven. In the interest of not having to spend eternity alone, Adam begrudgingly ate the fruit as well. From then on, man and woman were banished from paradise because of their mistake. They were condemned to live in this shitty-ass world where people will always want what they can't have, and people do terrible things to each other, and man can be free to feel superior to women because they weren't the ones that got us kicked out of the garden in the first place.
===According to Nihilists===
We are the way we are for absolutely no reason. We're just riding meaninglessly around on this little blue ball in the vastness of space. We have created all of our problems in our heads, so, the good news is, none of our problems actually are real.
===According to Sperm Whales Falling Through the Sky===
===According to My Co-Worker, Garrett===
Garrett: Dude, it's like, when you have skin and you are alive and your heart beats.
Me: But that is true for all animals.
Garrett: Ohh. Well, it's whatever makes us wear clothes and not take craps everywhere.
==Possible Cures of the Human Condition==
*Death
*42
*Drinking games (although this will probably make things worse)
*Magic Mushrooms
*Philosophy (but let's face it - it's no use)
*Medicine
Category:Personal life Category:Religion Category:Death
Human head

Human Head is perfect as an aperitif or as a main meal. All ingredients can be found at your local supermarket, either on the shelves or on foot.
==Ingredients==
*Human 
*Water (6L)
*Carrots - diced (1 cup)
*Potatoes - diced (1 cup)
*Mixed herbs
*Salt, to taste
==Preparation== 
1 hour to 2 weeks
Selection of the head should not be undertaken lightly; because the fat carries most of the flavour, morbidly obese individuals are often the choice of experts. All skin and hair should be removed prior to cooking. This process can be done quickly after severing the head, or drawn out over a period of approximately two weeks prior to death. Remove and set aside the eyes and tongue.
==Cooking==
*Add 4L of water to a large stockpot and bring to the boil. 
*Add the prepared head, reduce heat and allow to stew for about three hours.
*Remove the head and allow both the head and liquid to cool.
*Remove all meat from the skull. Crack open the skull case and set aside the contents. Done artfully, the skull makes an excellent conversation piece.
*Filter the liquid, keeping only the broth (filtered liquid).
*Add the meat to a clean stockpot with 2L of water. Bring to the boil.
*Add broth, vegetables, mixed herbs and a pinch of salt. 
*Reduce heat to simmer. Cook for three hours or until deemed ready for consumption.
*While hot, add the eyes and tongue and allow to simmer for 10 minutes.
==Serving==
Serves up to six mentally disturbed individuals, or five members of the general public plus a mentally disturbed chef. Also can be used to feed the visually challenged.
Use a white serving bowl and garnish with chopped spring onions and parsley immediately prior to serving. The guest of honour is usually awarded the eyes and his/her spouse with the tongue, unless the spouse is the meal, in which case the tongue may be served to any individual at the table.
==Related Topics==
*Cannibals
*Eating
*Zombies
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Human resource management

Human Resource Management (HRM, HR) is the systematic manipulation of Human Resources, a.k.a. "people".
== Brief history ==
HRM was invented by the Nazis and popularized in the United States by Robert McNamara who leveraged the influx of prominent German scientists after WWII.
IN the United States, it was B.F.Skinner the noted inventor and entrepreneur who in his experiments with the creation of tacos, made some collateral discoveries which led to the study of the automatic conditioning of human responses to certain stimuli.
Skinner's genial contribution, (his real name was Wilhelm von Ratt - his nickname derived from the sadistic pleasure in torturing his laboratory animals - ) was the discovery of the great similarity between the behavior and moral structure of humans and rats.
== Body of Knowledge ==
Human Resource Management involves the following main disciplines:
*Endoctrination: which deals with the industrialization of the content of human minds. This discipline has been rendered obsolete with the advent of mass media, but focuses now in the creation of a schizophrenic environment at the workplace.
*Leadership Development: focused on the training of specialists in eliminating any trace of individual intelligence left in Human Resources who enter the workforce, which may have not been totally eliminated by their formal Education.
*Compensation and Incentive management: formerly referred to as corruption, is the exploitation of human greed, a necessary compliment to the negative fear stimulus. This discipline utilizes intensively the medicinal power of Carrots.
*Recruiting and Selection: the filtering and prevention of any intelligent individuals entering the workforce.
== Establishment of Organizational Schizofrenia in the Workplace==
An indispensable element to organizational survival, and key to the prevention of any spontaneous outburst of creativity, this technique is the result of the knowledge acquired in the Nazi concentration camps, now successfully adapted to corporate environments.
Organizational Schizofrenia is generated by the following
three principles:
#Management makes the rules.
#The rules are contradictory.
#Nobody can question the rules.
== See also ==
*Coaching
*Leadership
Category:Psychology Category:Science Category:Coherent
Category:Business
Humour

Humour is describing things in a funny way, having the ability to make the jokes and the frolics and the shenanigans. Humour is the English cousin of the good 'ol 'Merican way of saying humor (the incorrect way) and is no where near as funny, because only people with crooked teeth find British Chaps and Lads sitting under an umbrella, sipping tea, and telling over the top, dry jokes like:
 
British Poppycock One: "I say, what did the baffoon say to the ruffian?" British Poppycock Two: "What, by heavens, did he say, good chap?" British Poppycock One: "He says 'Out of my way, I have a trolly to pilot!'" Both British Poppycocks: *profounded snickering*
These are the types of things people from the Unkind Kingdom find funny, while most people from good 'Ol 'Merica don't find European humour funny, but just find ugly European people funny. The reason why Europeans are not funny is because they live by a code of chivalry and cannot make a joke that would make anyone other that other European people laugh. 
== Successful Humour ==
Humour is successful depending on how funny it is. People will find things funny if they are unexpected, relative, random, witty, imaginative, crude, slapstick, poppycock, bedruzzled, filled with Oscar Wilde jokes, and relate to stale, unfunny internet memes. These are all things that European humour does not have ergo it is not funny. The amount of people who understand the humour, the funnier it will be. For instance only retards who spend all their time locked in their rooms, hunched over their computer, trolling 4chan and watching gay hentai find interweb memes funny. This means that only a fraction of the people who read a certain article will find it funny if it is filled with jokes about LAZORS and Mudkipz and Anton LeVay. To this date, there has never been a reported case of British humour not being funny. This is not to be confused with the fact many people, particularly the French, Germans and Americans cannot understand British humour, as such is humour sublime beyond their inferior brains' comprehension.
 
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Humour Theory

Humor Theory is a field of study that describes the elements of humour (sometimes pronounced humor) and includes the development and application of methods for analyzing and composing humor. Broadly, theory may include any statement, belief, or conception of humor (Belushi, 1980). A person who studies or practices humor theory is a humor theorist.
==Study Overview==
Humor theory generally attempts to reduce the practice of amusing and laughing into rules and ideas. In the Western tradition, the study of humor theory stems from the study of medicine, where it was discovered that laughter was indeed the best. It grew into a belief that the acts of joking, laughing, and listening to humor are all based on traditions that may be explicated (a "big word" for "made easy to understand") to a high degree of detail (this, as opposed to a conception of humor expression as fundamentally ineffable (a "big word" for "hard to understand") except in emotional terms). Broadly speaking humor theory in the Western tradition focuses on familiarity and surprise, and then uses these to reach an "audience".
== Wordplay ==
This field of humor theory includes figures of speech (such as understatement, i.e. "The Holocaust was not very nice."), oxymorons (like George Strait), and puns (or "catching an ill humor"). The success or failure of this kind of humor depends on both the familiarity of the words used (the more familiar the better) and the surprise in how it's used. Irony also falls under this section, ironically.
== Jokes ==
These are generally done by "Comedians." They often involve stereotypes and disgusting humor. Those with no sense of humor claim that these jokes are in bad taste, for obvious reasons. There is also the possibility the audience will not get the joke, such as if they are unfamiliar with the stereotypes in question. This is why it is important to perpetuate the stereotypes as much as possible, to help others "get" the jokes.
== Satire ==
This particular form of humor exposes the flaws of a work of art. If it does so by imitating it, it becomes a parity, since they're both, essentially, the same. Some claim that the New York Times is a parity of great newspapers like the Onion. Other claim the opposite is true, but that's just as ridiculous as claiming A Modest Proposal wasn't serious.
== Slapstick ==
This form of humor involves pain and suffering, which is always funny unless it happens to you. Luckily, there are a lot more of us, therefore, the overall effect of any tragedy is positive for the world. "God is in Heaven, and all is right with the world" applies here. Osama bin Laden is generally considered to be the current master of slapstick.
== Anti-humor ==
This is humor through the absence of humor. (See paradox, and Euroipods).
== See Also ==
*The Uncyclopedia Page of Humor Research
*List of Uncyclopedian Humor Theorists
*Your mom
*Humor Theory Site
==Examples of how this page could have been funny==
*Idiocrates
*HTBFANJS
== External Links ==
*TBS Dept. of Humor Analysis
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Hungry Hungry Oprahs

Hungry Hungry Oprahs is a famous board game developed by Parker Brothers at Oprah's command. When Oprah saw her joint venture with Sony to take over the world using televisions was floundering, she started seeking an alternative method of world domination. 
Originally, Oprah was going to collaborate with Nintendo to have the game developed, but at the time, Nintendo did not have the technology to create genetically altered human beings (see below).
In the game, you have a hexagonal board with Hungry Hungry Oprahs attached. The Oprahs are the first board game pieces to ever be genetically altered human beings. Parker Brothers' scientists have cloned Oprah and tweaked the DNA to produce small hippopotamus-like Oprahs that have large mouths for forced feeding family fun. 
Players manipulate the Hungry Hungry Oprahs using buttock-mounted levers in a method called TAPPIN' DAT ASS. The food included for this game includes whole chickens and turkeys, large pigs, loaves of bread, gallons of Kool-aid, lettuce, diet coke, and matzah balls.
Recently, a computerized version of the game has been released. The game was mainly marketed towards the credit card holding masses due to the nature of the in game bonus mini games in which players race to fill out more magazine subscriptions in a set period of time. Dr. Phil also makes an appearance to guilt your virtual Oprah into buying magazine subscriptions for the hidden easter egg weight loss tips.
The game was fairly well received, but Oprah is still not Queen of the Universe.
==See also==
*UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary
Category:Oprah
Category:Games
Hungry cities

The Hungry Cities Chronicles are a fictionalized telling by Phillip Reeve about the fifth age of middle earth, when motorized cities roamed the continents, and hobbits inhabited static settlements (read:hippies) to the east.
The story follows Frodo Baggins and his wife, Strider, as they travel from traction city to traction city, preventing the ring of power from falling into the hands of Mordor.
This four part series is acclaimed by carbuncular young teens and dirty anarchists trying to teach their children about the evils of predatory capitalism; even though the series has no love for those commies either.
==Plot Synopsis==
===Moral Engines===
Strider stows away within a city about to be eaten by Mount London, in a cunning plan to kill Saint Valentine. Her and Frodo fall out of London before she can pop a cap in Valentine's ass. As they try to track London back down, we learn about its secret weapon, the SMOG MACHINE. and how they plan to use it to enslave the poor hobbits.
Frodo mostly stands around, because he represents the everyman caught up in the tide of historic forces.
(Spoiler—Don't read this if you don't want the story to be spoiled) Valentine is Luke's father, I mean Strider's father. We find out that Strider is really Aragorn
===The Predator's Gold===
This book lays out a prolog for the rise of radical Islam among the Hobbits. Frodo and Aragorn crash aboard Anchorage, home of the sexy Ice Queen Natalie Merchant, where they get caught up in a plot by the Lost Boys while fleeing from Saint Peter, Archangle god of das Russians. Keither Sutherland is totally underutilized in this one.
===Inferential Devices===
16 years later, Frodo and Aragorn have settled into a comfortable life on Anchorage. Their world is turned topsy-turvy again when Peter Pan arrives to steal the secrets of LOKI, some Nordic god. Pippin and Sam (the daughter of Frodo and Aragorn) is then kidnapped by the Lost Boys; reigniting their adventures.
Meanwhile, The Predator has taken control of radical Islam and is sending suicide bombers against friendly German towns. How could a town like Panzerstadt Berlin be a bad thing? -- I think Nietzsche lived there.
===A Darling Plan===
Total war between the Hobbits and Traktionstadtsgesellschaft Mordor. Frodo and Aragorn break up; both put separate ways and witness to the events as peace break downs and the final showdown between greeny-weenies and responsible capitalist Germans commences.
We find out that Englanders aren't so bad after all. Everything turns out happy; in a thousand years the Earth is green again. and people ride maglev cars around; proving that technology will cure the oppression technology was responsible for.
==Kritik==
The underlying theme about capitalism's exploitation of resources is totally un-apropos to modern civilization. Where does he get this from? But the subtext about the rise of radicalism among peace lovers makes sense; we really should bomb those mofos back to the stone age; but they voluntarily choose to live in the stone age.
Things we learned:
German words are totally cool sounding. Deutscherworttonkühl
In a thousand years, there will be peace between men.
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