Microwave.exe

NONONONONO DIS SCARY STORY SO BAD IT SPOOK U AN ME CAUZ IZ TRU AN WHAT HAPN 2 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
OK so lol I woke up and twas a good day wake up go outside 2 job and work money happen go home.
go 2 bed.
NEW DAY:
Awoke and twas a bad day i seen the spidr but had to go outside 2 work i go do that get home and started packing get tired goed to bed again.
NEXT DAY:
I was alive and I seen that the spidr had grown up to 6 feet in diameter I scream spidr said "U take too long to move out! Now ur gonna pay!" he then shooted hyperrealistic beams out of all 8 of his eyes and summoned
and killed me
NEXT DAY AFTER THAT:
Woke up and twas scared 4 spid so i go 2 Home Depot 2 get spider spray man said "You should go out 2 that work place" and I was scared cause for 4 days i had forgotten to go to work and I go and boss mad he didn't say anythin 2 me and i was lik "K man I'm here no need 2 get angry at me" but he stared and I got spooked. Boss said "You must get 3 days worth of work done 2 day or U AM FIRED!!" he said it in a german accent 4 sum reason he not talked like that B4 and he had gained a lot o weight like he could be on 600 lb life all of a sudden lol. I get all teh work done and boss said "Now u can move out of ur house yes?" HOW DID HE KNOW!? I not go home and i seen that my house was now the spider wing of Naxxramas i was lok "lol my stuff is not important anyway" so i bought a new house with my grandma's cancer treatment fund.
NEWISH DAY:
Bad news me granma died but i hav house now so YES. I go in it but it was haunted i seen the ghost was lookin at me and it looked like my dead granma and I was so sad and cry but grama said something in a weird language and dissapeared. and i like "lol wat doest that supposed to mean?" House was empty so i buy furnature but was spooked cause it looked like BLOOD then a Microwave appeared. 
The microwave spoke and said "U R N this house that u bought with the money that could have saved ur grama's life! That's cold so now i shall warm you up!" A hyperrealistic shrink ray came out of the microwave and it put me inside and coocked me 4 6 minutes and 13 seconds. I was spinning around and my eyes started burning and I went blind but I could se a hyperrealistic vision of the Eye of C'Shan. I heard the voice of my granma say "I told u 2 cum 2 church but u 2 busy playin fortnite so THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!!! I started 2 vomit cholesterol cause scared and I was cooked but the center of my torso twas still cold. 
I respawned and i seen i was in old house but was hyperrealistic old house from 1953 and i seen there was my furniture and my computer but like 50 years older and twas scared so i went out the front door to find myself in a new house I never before seenadn twas scared so I desided 2 go back 2 mine olde house adn go and check if my computer worked. i started it and it worked but it twas different it said "starting windows 7.wav" and was scared the desktop was a picture of a hyperrealistic microwave. I was scared and have flash backs and I heard the house creakin and I heard someone scream and was like "what?" I looked out the window but I could just see into another house.
In that house I saw Evil Patrixx and he was killing someone and mixin their blood in a hyperrealistic old soda blender and guy died. I scared but i din't scream i did NOT wat Patrixx to hear. I ran and Patrixx said "I saw you son don't think running will save you!" I ran faster and faster. Then I ran into a big old TV Like from the 70's and it was playin an epesode of Elmo's World but it was just the set there where no character or nothin. I was like "Huh?" and I seen the VHS Player I push eject and the tape said "ELMO'S SUICIDE". I screamed and dropped it and I had kinda forgotten that Patrixx was chasin me so he caught me and said "What patronizations have you done to be sent to the Endless Sadly Creepypasta House?" I screamed because I just now realized that that was where I am and Patrixx read my thoughts and said "Lololololol i sp stoopid U not know tat!? Truly U R a patronizer if u don't know these things!" He then somehow stuffed me into another microwave without shrinking me cause he so strong the microwave cooked me and exploded. 
I woke up in a hotel room it was like the hotel room that I stayed in when i was little and my mom was a prostitute. I went to the next room and there was a guy sitting on his computer and he was loking at some porn called "Naked Person.jpeg" he siad "Lol I hear weird noises did the stupid babies run out?" I said "what?" he said "It's all just a glitch man" we then both seen a spider so we ran adn ran he opened the door and he was gone but when I opened it it was another old house. 
It was my grandma's house and I seen my grandma was there alive. I said "oh hi granma." she saud "U spent my cancer money!!! NOW I SHALL SLAY THEE!!!" She then opened her mouth and coins started shooting out like bullets. They shot me hard and I died. I was revived in my grandma's old church and she was there again and her fat preacher was there and he said "Son, because u hav not come here since 1953 U MUST BE SACRIFICED ON THIS ALTER OF C'SHAN!!!" I screamed "NONONONONO!" but he skinned me alive and showed my skin 2 the Eye of C'Shan and the Maw of C'Shan said "Very good, I do not like the skin, it gets in my teeth!" I tried to run but I had no skin so PAIN and fell down and the choir started singing praised unto C'Shan and the the preacher droped me into the Maw of C'Shan and the crowd said "Amen!"
I wake adn seen I was in the hospital that I was in when I was a baby and was spooky because there was BLOOD EVERYWHERE and was scared but then hyperrealistic monster appeared. It was Armsy from The Forest and I was spooked so i ran but he faster and he slapped me with his many arms and me DEAD. I woke up and saw a weird house. I walked around didn't see anything other that a fatty man jerkin his stuff. But then i seen a microwave got scared and I ran and the Microwave said "Where you headin to son?" I ran and go into the hosue but twas a dead end. It was a hyperrealistioc barn and the microwave came in a caught me and cooked me and I died again for like the 20th time now!!!
I revived agian and I looked and seen that in front of me there was a windows laptop from 1953 and I'm not talkin about ANY windows laptop from 1953, it was THE Windows Laptop from 1953! it even had the lavender floopy disc. The screen showed the "attack Patrixx" game and i was scared. It said "ATTACK PATRIXX?" I said "No" it then said "PATRIXX IS GLARING AT YOU. ATTACK PATRIXX?" i said "no" again and it then sadi "PATRIXX WANTS YOU TO SURRENDER. WILL YOU DO IT?" I said "no" and it said again, "PATRIXX WANTS YOU TO SURRENDER. WILL YOU DO IT?" I said "yes" and it said "PATRIXX IS SLIGHTLY PLEASED. PATRIXX HAS TAKE YOU TO A DARK CAVE. ESCAPE?" I said "No". 
The screen then played a hyperrealistic cutscene. Patrixx was leading my character down a dark cavern and dialogue appeared. Patrixx said "Do you know where we are?" I said "no" and the screen turned a hyperrealistic red color. Patrixx said "YOU SHOULD KNOW! IT IS WRITTEN IN THE SACRED BIBLYOGRAPHY OF C'SHAN!!!" I tried to turn off the laptop becasue I realized I had failed and now the universe would turn into Patrixx because of my mistake. But it wouldn't turn off. The screen showed dialougue options. They were: 
A. "just kidding Patrixx" 
B. "Oh... Ok..." 
C. "I don't speak C'Shaneese 
D. "You can suck my knickerbocker"
I chose A and Patrixx said "Y U JOKE ABOUT THIS!? Fine whatever. Sense you know y u r here the I suppose you have brought the supplies that were written in the Sacred Biblyography of C'Shan yes?" I ran from the room and the Windows Laptop from 1953 grew legs and started chasin me. i ran ran ran and i heard the text to speech voice that sounded vaguely like Patrixx's voice said "You can't run from the Windows Laptop from 1953!" I screamed "PLEASE NO!!@!" I ran and ran but then I got tired so tired that i threw up and sat on the floor to catch my breath and the Windows Laptop from 1953 sat down in front of me and the game was no longer playing it just showed a hyperrealistic black and red picture of Patrixx's agnry glare and it was making a very quiet and low tone. Screen then said "Evil Patrixx will b at ur location shortly. Please wait." I screamed and ran a little more but passed out from exaustion.
I woke up to Patrixx he had colored his face with white stuff and I said "Patrixx what are you doing?" I then realized I was in the cave from the game. he said "You said you knew why we were here!!! It is part of the brainwashing ritual! If you had really read the Sacred Bibliography of C'Shan you would know this! YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR FATE!!!" I was like "ok Patrixx just do whatever ur gonna do..." he said "I DO NOT NEED UR PERMISSION!!!" he then reached inside my mouth and turned me inside out and put me in a Microwave and I ddied. I woke up in my new house but twas old NOOO! so i deside to wait there and see what would happen.
NEXT DAY:
I woke up and saw that the walls were bleeding and scared me so i got some duck tape and tapted up the walls but it not worked and was sad so i started crying and then a guy ran into my hosue and screamed "THE MISSINGNO LAVENDER TOWN GHOST IS CHASING ME!!!" and i was scared and the ghost said "Hey that's guy's smart for runnin but u stupid so i grab you now!" I said "NO!" but was too late he draged me into this old overgrown church and i saw the Eye of C'Shan and there was a pentagram. The ghost placed me in the center and started speaking incantations and the eye grew larger and i started screamin but I coudl not move as the ghost cursed me and the Eye consumed me and I was a scary thing that i for one DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT (it was Evil Patrixx again lol)
The next day I woke up in my house and it was all back to normal! I looked outside and there was my yard i was like "YES IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!" i was playin Fortnite but my computer started sparking and flashing hyperrealistic colors and itw as getting really hot. I looked and saw that my house and yard where in a giant microwave and I saw the giant face of Evil Patrixx as he was looking inside like you would if you where waiting on ur burrito 2 get doen cookin. He had his classic evil smile on his face and he was giving me the death stare and I ran inside and waited for the flames of my now buring house to take me...
UR NEXT
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