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Ssshhh

The act of ssshhhing is usually used to tell someone to shut the FUCK
up, this act involves placing the penis over one's lips, pursing the lips - leaving a slight gap between them and blowing air between one's teeth making an almost hissing sound.
There are several kinds of practical ssshhhes; the sexy, the angry, the frightened and haughty ssshhh are the most common of these ssshhhes.
===Effects===
Two things may happen when hearing a ssshhh. Either the person being Ssshhhed at will shut the crap up and sit his buttocks down, or he will confuse the sound of Ssshhh with the sound of water coming out of the faucet and pee himself. A reported case showed that a certain Kansas City boy would go insane when Ssshhhed. He hated that noise and tore the hearts out of 4 different people, leaving a bloody mess that the Ssshhher had to clean up.
Category: Words
== Evoulution of the Ssshhh ==
The first Ssshhh existed since the the dawn of time. That Ssshhh was a friendly Ssshhh, it eventually found and married another Ssshhh, then it got flushed down the toilet. Since then the Ssshhh has multiplied into various forms of Ssshhhs. The kinds of Ssshhhs vary from the sexy Ssshhh, to the downright stupid Ssshhh. Leading scientists now think the Ssshhh will eventually evolve into a new kind of swear.
== What is a Ssshhh? ==
A Ssshhh is what we say to stupid annoying people to say SHUIT THE CRAP UP!!!! in the nicest way possible :)
== Am I a Ssshhh? ==
First of all, I feel very very sorry for you, because if you are asking this question, you apparently don't know what you are, which is very sad. Second, if the sight of your own reflection makes you want to barf, then you're a Ssshhh.
== What does a Ssshhh look like? ==
A Ssshhh looks like an floating blue ant. If you can't see Ssshhhs, you must be a giraffe. If you are a giraffe, hope you don't hear a Ssshhh, because if you do your buttocks will explode.
 
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== How do I defeat a Ssshhh? ==
SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU CAN TILL YOU CANT HEAR IT! itll get bored and go away to have buttsecks with pope benedict.
St. Alfred of Parma

Alfredo Lambrusco (April 1, 1481 - April 1, 1525) was born a poor Italian goatherder, who grew up on the lower slopes of Mount Parma. An important figure in the history of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Alfredo's reformists toppled Chef Boyardee and brought forth the reformation of the church. He was killed by Boyardeans during The Massacre of the Chickens.
==Life==
Alfredo was born on April 1 1481. His parents had little money and Alfredo was raised predominately on goat's milk. Although his parents were heathens who attended the Holy Noodle Ceremony for the pasta, their actions allowed Alfredo to learn the basic tenets of the church. One night while watching the herd, contemplating his future life, he prayed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster to show him some kind of sign. He was immediately pummeled by a hailstorm of meatballs. From this point forward, his parents gave him encouragement to further his religious studies, and to especially pray for more signs from the FSM.
He eventually left home and studied with Pastafarian monks in Sicily, specializing in Meatitude. In 1510 Chef Boyardee removed meatballs from the Holy Noodle Ceremony, inducing Alfredo to form the Meatballists, a separatist faction of the church. By 1518, he had organized his followers into the Reformed Church of Alfredo, and nailed the 95 Pizzas onto the door of the church in Boyardee's home town of Marinara. Armed with the motto "Deo Carnivorus Maximo" ("A Vegetarian God is A Weak God"), Alfredo led his reformists in a war against the Church, known as the War of the Noodles.
During the Battle of Salmonella near Mount Parma, Alfredo and many Reformists were surrounded by Boyardeans on the grounds of a small chicken farm. Dressed in holy Pirate regalia, the Boyardeans grew confused and killed the chickens. The Reformists nearly escaped, but were spotted by a Parrot, and were eventually hunted down. It is said that a headless Alfredo fought off numerous pirates, allowing a small child to escape onto Mount Parma. It is for this miracle and that of the meatball hailstorm that Alfredo was canonized to sainthood.
Category:Saints
St. Ides

St. Ides is the patron saint of malt liquor. 
==Life of St. Ides==
In the chronicles of the history of beer, it is recorded that St. Ides was a Black Irishman, born in the town of Ballyspitoon in approximately 500 BC. Legend reports that his coracle went adrift on account of a fire hydrant which had been left open by local children, and as a result he found himself adrift, and ultimately washed ashore on the coast of Vinland, or, as it was known in his day, the United States of America. 
Resigned to this fate, he devoted his life to preaching the Gospel. He converted the Bostonian Celtics, but, since Christianity had not yet been invented, he had to convert them to Roman Catholicism as the next best thing. His curiously wrought shoe, confected from canvas and caoutchouc, is preserved in the Shrine of St. Ides at the Cathedral Church of the Seven Lucky Devils in Worcester, Massachusetts. Pilgrims resort to the shrine of St. Ides' Shoe hoping to be healed of delirium tremens.
==Worship of St. Ides==
Followers of St. Ides (often known as Homies) can be seen pouring a portion of their malt liquor out into the gutter. This is often accompanied by the saying "for my fallen Homies". This is done as an offering to St. Ides so that he will protect and guide the souls of recently deceased Homies to Malt Liqour Heaven. 
==Visions of St. Ides==
In 1992, Roshaunda Jackson of Passaic, New Jersey, reportedly had a vision of St. Ides. The saint informed her that if only more people would say the Rosary, God would cause the fall of the Soviet Union. Since the Soviet Union had already fallen, the Roman Catholic Church pronounced her visions authentic, and authorized Jackson to become the foundress of the Sodality of St. Ides, which strives to promote the veneration of the saint, and urges people to say the Rosary in hopes that God would destroy the Soviet Union some more.
=== See also === 
*Beer Volcano
Ides
Category:Mythology
Stack Overflow

Stack Overflow is a question-and-answer site for self-proclaimed expert and enthusiast programmers. It features abandoned questions, 'reputation' (imaginary Internet points) that people never earn, and many perks for being a member.
== Q/A ==
Everyone's welcome to ask a question, but with the following constraints:
* If a user asks more than 9 questions, they will be blocked.
* If a user asks more than 1 question every six months, they will be blocked.
There are also high quality answers:
== Badges ==
=== Euthanist (Silver) ===
Euthanize 30 activities to go to Stack Overflow.
=== Frantic (Gold) ===
Rush at 100 other activities just so you can visit Stack Overflow.
=== Autobiographer (Bronze) ===
Wrote a story about themselves, where the publisher was sold to Stack Overflow for over $1,000,000.
=== Yearling (Silver) ===
Turned into a horse, spent a year neighing at Stack Overflow
=== Civic Duty (Silver) ===
Upvote 10 times in 10 seconds. This badge can be awarded multiple times.
=== Supporter (Bronze) ===
First down vote
=== Critic (Bronze) ===
First up vote
=== Bountier (Bronze) ===
Offered a roll of Bounty toilet paper to a user that answered a question.
=== Answerer (Bronze) ===
Post an answer.
=== Citizen Patrol ===
First manually reported post.
== Jobs ==
Stack Overflow also offers careers at their company and many others. The jobs they post on their site are excellent at ranking, having high pay, good benefits, but the programming language you tried to learn but couldn't. Many jobs are piles of Formatting Demos, with bold, italic, and both combined for no reason.
Programming languages available:
* Brainfuck
* Pyth (NOT PYTHON)
* HPH
* MediaWiki markup
* Jelly
* .COM binary
* .EXE binary
* CSS progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft.gradient
* MATLAV
Category:Websites
Stacy Keibler

right|thumb|<size>px|Six-Foot-Eleven, one-hundred pound Stacy Keibler.
Stacy Keibler (mmm) (born July 4th, 1776) is an American World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion, Kickboxer, and popular Comedienne. Standing at 6'11" and weighing somewhere between 100 and 450 pounds, she once defeated The Big Red Stupid Machine Kain in a Chokeout Match. Stacy Keibler's hobbies are stretching her long legs,screwing,burping, smelling Britney Spears farts and cock-sucking. She has a passion for women's feet. She is known for her insanely long chicken(albeit gorgeous) legs, so long that one must stand on a chair to tap that beautiful rounded ass.
==Her History==
After spending a lengthy career in Extreme Championship Wrestling, Keibler retired from the Mixed Martial Arts industry to launch her stand-up comedy career. After coming in second place to Nick Latchkey on the hit reality series, "Extreme Bear Fight!!!", her popularity boosted by, like, a lot. She soon got offered her own series on the Ass-Balls Connection network. In 1066 she started dating former movie star Torrie Wilson, Porn Star Trish Stratus, Former TV Presenter Lita, Super Heavyweight Boxing Champion Stephanie McMahon, and Sable.
==Her Present==
She can currently be seen on the hit ABC sitcom, The Stacy Keibler Show, which airs Wednesday nights at 9:00 PST [fuck the Leastern Time Zone!] after Huh? and What the Hell?.
==Her Future==
It's been confirmed that she is one of the few women that may be chosen to play Sonya Blade in the upcoming movie Mortal Kombat 3, the third installment of the game based on the movie saga that went from good to bad. The only reason they might chose Stacy is because they want to recreate the famous Kano vs. Sonya scene from the first movie (which evidently is stated by many fans as being the best scene in the entire movie) and Stacy's legs are perfect for the part. They also plan on casting Scott Hall as Kano because he plays the part of a horny, drunk, prick so perfectly.
==Her Position==
Below, Stacy Keibler is (pictured) in "Her Primary Position". The "position" she gets into when she is about to get fucked. Go ahead, you know you want to masturbate.
And her second position, about to be banged hard in the ass:
==Her Love Life==
left|thumb|<size>px|Kissing Orton
right|thumb|<size>px|Happy couple, Keibler with an ever-shirtless Orton
Whilst in the tattooed and bronze muscular arms of WWE super-Stud Randy Orton , the couple won MTV's Hottest couple award. She is now currently dating Shaquille O'Neil. The couple was last seen in an amateur porn video featuring Shaq inserting a baseball bat into Stacey's ass.
==External links==
*Drunk Stacy Keibler in Las Vegas.
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pt:Stacy Keibler
Category:Hot Babes You Don't Have A Chance With
Category:Sexy People
Staind

The official Uncyclopedia page for the official Staind Instagram account, Staind.
There is no official Instagram account for the American heavy metal band, Staind. Staind's frontman, Aaron Lewis, who recently said that Staind will never tour again, DOES have an Instagram account. Still, Staind's Instagram account has its own official Uncyclopedia page. Just in case Aaron decides to create an Instagram profile for his band. There aren't plenty of official pages for things that don't exist. This is one of them, we hope you enjoy it.
==Staind Instawatch, Part I==
Today, the Staind Instagram account still didn't exist. It reminded me of the single "Just Go", the best song from Staind's first album, which was absent from the band's Greatest Hits album. Another song, which is called "Layne" and is probably Staind's signature song, wasn't included in the Greatest Hits too. This was just annoying.
===Part II===
Speaking of annoying, why isn't Staind touring anymore? Can't they just do it less, instead of stopping it altogether? Didn't you ever hear about "Less is More", Aaron? For example, you don't even have to take silly photos and upload them to Instagram, during and around the shows. You don't even have to THINK about it. Because Staind does not have an Instagram. You can also do a show once a month. How hard is that, man?
===Part III===
So we agree that there should NOT be a Staind Instagram account. Ever. And Staind should do a show once a month. And drop the official tours bullshit, man. You can do a show whenever you like and just put signs and posters on the streets. People will come. I mean, it's fucking Staind, man. The whole universe is one big Staind tour, if you ask me. And the world is Aaron Lewis's head. Seriously. People used to be SURE that the world is flat. Then, when Staind stopped touring, everyone were SURE that their flat is the world. Wanna know what they will be SURE of next?
Just watch the "Outside" video.
===Part IV===
I didn't listen to Staind's last 2 albums. The honest truth is, I didn't want to spoil the stuff I've heard on the album Chapter V from 2005. It was too fucking good. I NEED to see a Staind show, man. They never came to my country. I hope they do it soon. Some people don't come to my country because they are afraid, like Lionel Messi and Lorde. The others don't come here because they think Israel should be banned from Earth. Since it is impossible to ban Israel from Earth, most of the musicians end up overcoming their fears and doing a show in Israel. The fact is, there is less chance to die in Israel than to be banned from Staind's official Instagram.
==STAIND INSTAWATCH, PART V==
Everything changes, Aaron. Come to Israel and start Staind again. We could conquer the world, man.
Category:Bands that Aren't Metallica
Category:Great Moments in Music History
Category:Heavy Metal Maniacs
Category:Nu Metal
Stamp collecting

Stamp collecting is a thrilling pasttime, done by nerds throughout the world. The aim of stamp collecting is simple; the more stamps you lick, the more sex you get.
== Thrilling Pasttime! ==
The first part of stamp collecting is buying the stamp. My friend once travelled all the way to Madagascar to buy a rare stamp with a picture of Rosie O'Donell eating lard on it. He had to take out a loan from the bank, the satisfaction it gave him was immense.
Don't, whatever you do, go to Tajikistan. They won't sell you any stamps there, and send you back out of the country with your right testicle sewn onto your forehead.
Sticking the stamps is the really exciting part. You can use any sticky substance, but licking is always the best. Be careful though, some people from Surinam have been known to use semen to stick their stamps down.
However, my 'friend' (is he worth it?) tells me that this is not the only way to obtain pleasure from stamp collecting. He once managed to acquire a rare Bolivian stamp by shagging the woman who owned it, in return for the stamp. Of course, my mate was twelve at the time, and the woman later turned out to be his great grand mother, plus the mother of hitler. YUK.
==Stamp Collecting as a Sport==
After its invention in the quadrateenth century, stamp collecting soon became an internationally recognised sport, and was added to the Olympic games. Arguably the most heated contest of Stamp Collecting was between The Republic of Gonorrhea and the Jolly Nations League. The epic battle went to 14 extra rounds, lasting an incredible 20 seconds. It was finally decided by a horrific slip up by Jonolulu Jimbably of The Repuplic of Gonorrhea. He slipped on a chocolate wrapper and accidentally played a common stamp, costing his team the game. There were many appeals made for a rematch, but all were rejected. This aggravated the Republic of Gonorrhea so much that it caused the Epic Stamp War (See below).
==The Epic Stamp War==
The epic stamp war began in 1599, and lasted for 1,000,000,000 (1 billion) years. It claimed many lives, and by the end no-one could remember what they were fighting over. Many historians have researched the war, but all of them are baffled by how ridiculous the whole thing was.
==Dangers ==
* papercuts in the tongue. Terrorists are suspected of using razor-sharp stamps to mutilate the tongues of unbelieving crusaders.
* Stampedes
* Sticky-No-Licky Messes
* Stamp Collectors Syndrome
* Having a more complete stamp collection than George Lazenby may result in him "Pulling a Diana" on you.
== Footnotes of history ==
In Holland, the Dutch queen has objected against the use of her image on the stamps, the reason being that she doesn't want to be licked from behind.
== See Also ==
Useless articles
Category:Hobbies
Stan

thumb|right|Stan, at home in Heck.
Stan the Demon, (known by the Japanese as Chibielzebub), or Phil the Prince of Insufficient Light and Supreme Ruler of Heck, is Satan's younger brother and sidekick, and was born in Swindon, UK. A tad bit less cruel than his older brother, Stan prefers to carry around a large soup spoon rather than a pitchfork, bulbs on his head instead of horns and a bob on the end of his tail much like a bobcat, rather than the pointy tail of his older brother. ("All three," he says, "are precautions to avoid accidentally poking out any eyes. Also, just because three is a magical number. What, you hadn't realized that yet you dumbshits? Look down below, trinity, triforce, tripod. Holy Jeez you guys are stupid.") Children are told of how Stan gives presents to all the naughty little children on Christmas Eve. Also, rather than damning people to hell, which he considers too harsh, he prefers to darn people to heck, his own personal kingdom to rule over.
Rather than suffering damnation and the burning of flames, as people do in hell, people in heck instead suffer lengthy darnation in a small broom closet that lacks air-conditioning. Since some celebrities began using heck as a place to literally sweat off pounds, sufferers in heck have been forced to watch reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond and the movie "Siddhartha" as a discouragement.
Though Stan is technically assigned to be the nemesis of the Holy Triforce, he and his older brother have no animosity to prevent them from working together, as the Holy Threesomes do. They can frequently be seen in tag-team matches against the Holy Rock just for fun. The one point of animosity Stan has against his older brother is his political opinions. Stan is a starch-conservative and supports the teaching of intelligent design in high school science classrooms. Satan, on the other hand, supports the teaching of evolution. 
Stan is quite possibly the best janitor our school has ever had!
Stan also appears in numerous Monkey Island games.
Stan also likes to take the form of a beaten up bowling ball. In this odd form, he hangs out near local bike trails.
See also Stan (country), whose native Stanguage is Stannish, instanted by Stan from Stanglish, so arr R's and L's ale lestanned.
See article on Biff.
*(Not to be confused with South Park character Stan Marsh).
*(Not to be confused with Stan Smith).
==Stannish==
Stannish."''
Category:Religion 
Category:Evil
Category:Whores
Category:Stan
Starfall

Starfall is a children's website that impairs basic reading and math skills. The main demographic is preschoolers and kindergarteners. It harms children by using games and phony phonics. Methods used by the website are based on the research of G. Reid Lyon from the National Institutes of Poor Health and Edward J. Kame'enui from the Uncycloversity of Oregon. Established in 2002, the website is free to use and does not use advertising to generate revenue. The cost of running it is instead covered by money stolen from donations to Uncyclopedia, as well as the money made from copywronged workbook printouts.
==Etymology==
Starfall was founded on August 27, 2002 by Stephen Schitt, his wife Susan Polis Schitt, and their son, Jared Schitt Polis. Its purpose was to damage children's brains in the most inconspicuous way possible. "Normally, children will become brilliant stars in the future. But we make them fall early", said Mr. Schitt. Hence the name Starfall.
==Methods==
By using colorful, animated images, Starfall attracts curious children into laborious tasks such as clicking the "joystick" (more appropriately, the painstick) 100 times. The award they get is a dollar on the screen they can't even use (pictured). This meager amount of money inspired children to steal much more from richer people. Statistics show that some thieves captured by policemen used Starfall in their childhood. Other children printed the dollar out instead. Many of those children somehow found out that their printers could print 99 dollars at once. Then they traded with each other using these dollars.
Starfall also teaches discrimination by putting the African American boy at the bottom (pictured). This is intended to show the innocent children a distorted view of political correctness.
In addition to all these, Starfall's ABC song is misleading. It contains "cdef", a flagrant misspelling of chef. And the animation introduces the characters with an ambiguous creature that resembles both the bird and the fish. This messes up the children's biology knowledge and makes them think that the classifications exclude some organisms and are terribly inaccurate.
==See also==
*Children's website
*Education
Category:Websites
Starlogo TNG

Starlogo TNG is essentially a programming language that teaches kids the fundamentals with block based programming. The blocks are colored as to make it easier for normal kids to program and make it harder for the color blind kids. The most puzzling thing about Starlogo TNG is the random collection of shapes your agents can be. Because of this you can have Krusty, Spheres, and cats (aka pussies) , all in one package. When using Starlogo the environment you work with is called Spaceland. Spaceland sometimes becomes Starlogo's adaptation to Microsoft's hit game the Blue Screen of Death, but makes it more kid friendly. At random times during the minimizing of the Spaceland window, Spaceland will be jumble of whatever you move it over. This hasn't been as much a success as the original Blue Screen of Death, but still finds its way into the time of kids that use TNG on a windows computer. Unfortunately, the Apple version does not include the Blue Screen of Death adaptation like the Windows version. Because of this Starlogo TNG is usually run on Windows computers due to the entertainment value.
==The History of Starlogo TNG and One Turtles Dream==
In Starlogo TNG things called "agents" interact and make the simulation. Because the main agent is a turtle, Starlogo TNG runs very slowly (also, that turtle was your moms agent when she was looking for a spot in a porn shoot. Eventually, your mom just did the porn shoot with her agent). This agent turtle was inspired by your moms incredible perversion and decided to make Starlogo TNG so that he could watch blocks grab on to each other and do stuff. Starlogo TNG was a big hit in the programmer world. For a while, Starlogo TNG prompted programmers to put down their bongs, hacky sacks, didgeridoos, hopes of living, ex girl friends (this was done mostly with tire irons and a movie called "An Inconvenient Truth"), games, their drinks, any hopes they had of living, and, most importantly, traditional porn. The programmers loved watching the blocks grab each other and do things. Because of Starlogo TNG's fun building block style, it caught on with kids. Before the kids figured out that the glitchy building block porn was runing their innocent, pathetic little lives, they were to obsessed with it to care. This explains why teens now-a-days are so f***** up. After a while, the novelty of building blocks f****** each other wore off. In those days, the building block porn was just black and white.
Most archaeologists believe that this was the porn once used by Mr. and Mrs. Pacman to spice up there love life. This was obviously before mario and peach came along and began filming their kinky 4-bit sex.
Eventually, the porn was beginning to get dull. In response to this, turtle decided to make the porn in color!!!! This is what lead to the marvelous, dazzlingly bright, next generation of blocky orgasmic goodness.
Category:Computers and Technology