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Scientosophy

Scientosophy is the modern philosophy of mental health. Through modern scientific and philosophical means, a person can be cleared of all worldly concerns through "account siphonosophy". Only through account siphonosophy can your worldly concerns be cleared from your worldly world. Special "mind cleaning" techniques allow you to achieve the clarity that the few happy people on Yacht Duty have achieved. This has been mathematically proven.
== Scientosophy is Not a Cult ==
Whatever you may have heard, the Church of Scientosophy is NOT a cult. Totally not. It is a world religion, compatible with all other religions, and can cure you of homosexuality. It can also cure you of depression, hypertension, psychosis, and any viral or bacterial infection. We have a lot of proof.
== Scientosophy is Not an Alien Cult Based on Space Ballet ==
The stuff about the alien warlord was taken out of context. Scientosophists do not necessarily believe that we are all haunted by 78 million-year-old alien ghosts that were blown up in volcanoes and became Deltans. Earth wasn't even called Earth then - it was called Waggawimwamzimminy. But that's definitely not part of the story.
Only the people promoted to Yacht Duty are allowed to hear that story anyway.
== Benefits ==
There are many benefits to Scientosophy. For a full list, send a cheque for $50,000 to the Church of Scientosophy.
== Methods ==
Scientosophists use a technique known as "surveying" to assess and modify a member's behaviour. It involves very technical can-holding techniques that science doesn't understand.
== Psychiatrists ==
Clearly, you don't know the history of psychiatry like I do. All they do is drug people up and don't care. The Church of Scientosophy, on the other hand, never uses drugs. The founder was definitely not the walking pharmacy that he was made out to be, and nobody named Lisa was ever under any kind of danger under our tender loving care.
== Scientosophists ==
Clear-minded and enlightened, the true scientosophist is cured of all phobias and troubles. If you aren't cured yet, you're not clearing your hardest.
== The G-Meter ==
The G-Meter will determine how deep your groove is "getting on". If your groove is not "gettting down" to acceptable levels, additional sessions of Getting On Up are required.
The G-Meter will also get you sexy.
== Members ==
*John Wayne
*Hugh Grant
==See Also==
* Artificial Pseudoscientology
Category: Religion
Scotch

Scotchiomali Thaddäus Mauzi XXV, commonly called Scotch, is Raichu's loyal pet meowth who also has a bit of a wild side. He was introduced well after the Ralph arc, and was generally loved, due to his coloring and absolute cuteness. Like Raichu and Wakko, he comes from a faraway realm.
==History==
Scotch's origin is somewhat unclear. Rumors say he was a Team Rocket creation gone rogue, while others say he was a creation of 's. An unofficial book says he was genetically created in a lab with a simple goal (make a meowth that can learn any move) and escaped the lab in 1994, while some official sources say he was of Greek origin.
==Moveset==
Scotch may be a meowth, but his moveset is expanded. His most infamous move is Fire Blast; however, he can also be using Heal Pulse and Ice Beamand on some occasions moves that even Pokemon can't learn.
#Fire Blast
#Metronome
#Fly
#Dig
#Transform
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==Timeline==
This is Scotch's timeline in the world. It will update over time. (Note: anything prior to February 2001 is not shown)
*February 27, 2001 – meets Raichu
*March 11, 2003 – Scotch's powers shown
*December 8, 2005 – Scotch joins United Miscolored Meowth (U.M.M.)
*May 9, 2023 – Scotch annoys 13 villains
==Trivia==
*Scotch was originally just a normal meowth, but he was given his unique color by accident. His updated moveset was added as well.
*Scotch's middle name, Thaddäus, roughly translates to Squidward, implying some hidden connection between Scotch's and Squidward's individual family trees. This was debunked in 2004.
**Additionally, his last name, Mauzi, is just "Meowth" in German.
*Scotch has the thousand-year purr.
*Scotch, along with Raichu and Wakko, enjoys the delicious cheese pizza from Peppino's.
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Scotland/Places in it

right|thumb|250px|Tony Visconti Contemplateing the future north of Scotland
There are many places in this terrible country; come and visit them if you're not Foreign, it'll be just like The Wicker Man but with the Catholoicism left out and the Toothless Britt Eckland left in!!
See Also: Scotland
=Geography & Geology=
===North===
*Aberdeen
*Arbroath
*Angus
*Banchory
*Ben Nevis
*Blairgowrie
*Brechin
*Buckie
*Ferness
*Fort William
*Fraserburgh
*Huntly
*Isle of Eigg
*Keith
*Kemnay
*Lossiemouth
*Montrose
*Peterhead
===Further North than North===
*Brora
*Caithness
*Dingwall Baby Eating Town
*Durness
*Golspie
*Inverness
*Nairn
*Kinlochbervie
*Lairg
*Loch Ussie
*Shrek's swamp
*Strathpeffer
*Twatt
*Muir of Ord
*Western Isles Na h-Eileanan Siar
===Arctic Circle===
*Orkney
*Shetland
*Stromness
===South===
*Airdrie
*Auchterarder
*Bathgate
*Bishopbriggs
*Cairneyhill
*Clydebank
*Crossford
*Cumbernauld - See Also: Hell
*Cumbria
*Cupar
*Dumfries
*Dundee
*Dunfermline
*Edinburgh
*Edinburgh Park
*East Kilbride
*Falkirk
*Fife (the so called Kingdom of)
*Glasgow
*Glenrothes
*Helensburgh
*Leith
*Lenzie
*Livingston
*Midlothian
*Moodiesburn
*Perth
*Polmont
*Prestonpans
*Stirling
*Tayport
*Twechar
*Wormit
===West===
*Cape Breton Island
*Newfoundland and Labrador
*Nova Scotia
*Prince Edward Island
*Rockall
*St Kilda
Scott

Scott may refer to: 
==People==
===First name===
*Scott Douglas
*Scott Free
*Scott Joplin and Jambies
*Scott Mills
*Scott Steiner
===Middle name===
*F. Scott Fitzgerald
*M. Scott Peck 
===Last name===
*Barry Scott 
*Bon Scott 
*Leigh Scott
*Michael Scott
*Queen Scott
*Raymond Scott
*Robert Falcon Scott
*Stuart Scott 
*Winfield Scott
==Other==
*Great Scott
*Scott's last expedition 
*Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald
Scott Norwood

Scott Allan Norwood (born July 17, 1960) is an American football placekicker perhaps best known for all of the field goals he didn't miss. Despite his great success at his position, he is often referred to by his nickname, "Wide Right". This name is probably a reference to one of his few near-misses.
==Early career==
 
Norwood began his professional career kicking for the USFL's Birmingham Stallions, and led them in scoring both seasons before Donald Trump's hairdo sold the league for one dollar. He was then quickly signed by the Buffalo Bills, for whom he became the team's all-time leading scorer, surpassing all other kickers before him as well as any and all acquitted murderers. He was soon to become an integral piece of the Bills' growing success, culminating in their advance to the 1990 Super Bowl, despite the utter silliness of their team nickname.
==Kicking success==
Along the way, Norwood became known as the human highlight reelAt least among the placekicker community, a tight-knit group of leggy Swedes, mostly, three points through the uprights virtually guaranteed every time he stepped out onto the gridiron. Even up until today, one cannot think of field goal kicking success without giving consideration to the skill and reliability that Norwood exemplified. With an all-time percentage of 72.3, connecting on 133 of 184 attempts, Norwood ranks among the game's best ever.
In his greatest moment, Norwood almost single-handedly propelled the Bills through the 1990 season and playoffs, scoring more points than any kicker in league history. In fact, it could be argued that if it weren't for Norwood, the Bills would not even have made the playoffs that year. Indeed, if you eliminate his 110 points scored, simple math shows that the team would have finished the season winless.I didn't actually do the math, but it's fairly certain you can't win if you don't make any field goals or extra points. Isn't it?
==An epic finish, then retirement==
As a footnote to his storied career, Norwood missed the chip shot that would have given the Bills their otherwise well-deserved only Super Bowl championship win.Yeah. A fucking chip shot. And hell if you can tell Bills fans any different. He kicked for one more season after that, avoiding hurled rocks from the grandstands that stadium and team management were unwilling to discourage.
Today, Norwood spends his days at his home in Buffalo, spending every waking moment in his backyard, kicking chip-shot field goals through uprights he built himself. He makes every single attempt, crying his eyes out.
==Footnotes==
Category:National Football League players
Scott Pilgrim

Scott Pilgrim, also known as "Scott Pilgrim vs The World" or "Scott Pilgrim Takes Off" to Scott Pilgrim fans is a graphic novel series, movie, video game, Netflix series, religion, sexuality, and human organ, created by the Godzilla-sized fatty Korean-French-Canadian whom they call "Bryan Lee O'Malley". The franchise is best known for having many types of inclusivity, for example gays, gays, gays, and without a doubt homosexuals.
The original series of books were released from 2004 to 2010, with 6 different volumes. The large breaks were due to Bryan masturbating to Rule 34 he made of his own characters. The name of the series is stolen from a song by Canadian band Plumtree because Canadians always want to smooch you with their flabby lips and show you how great they are.
==Plot==
The series begins with 23 year old pedophile creepster Scott Pilgrim, living in Toronto, Canada. Scott is mooching off his homosexual roommate Wallace Wells, but manages to still live there by paying Wallace in handjobs and blowjobs. Scott Pilgrim, while on a bus ride, notices a young and vulnerable minor in the wild, named Knives Chau. Luckily for Scott, the age of consent in Canada is 17, so he can harass teenagers all he wants. They end up dating, but Scott is such an asshole that Kung Pao loves him more than he does. 
Scott plays in a band called Sex Bob-omb with 2 others, Kim Pine (Stolen from Bryan's other comic, Style, because he can't think of anything new) and Stephen Stills, which his name is taken by that one guy in that one band. Stephen lives with his roommate, Young Neil, which his name is taken from that one guy in the same band as Stephen.
All of a sudden, Scott's taste for minors goes away (Don't worry Scott, it'll come back) after he notices a whore in his dreams. This slut is named Ramona Flowers who rollerblades, and Scott finds that very smexy. Suddenly, when on a date with slicey dicey, he notices Ramona and murders Knife Chow. But, Ramona tells Scott that "u mus kil all 9 exes". Since Scott is so sex deprived he accepts, and brutally slaughters and dismembers all ex-boyfriends and gayfriend.
== Reception ==
It was received very well by the autism community, and most people liked it enough to have it get 52 adaptations.
== External links ==
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== See also ==
* Homestuck
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Scott Shriner

Scott Shriner (born July 11, 1965) is an American musician, best known as the third bassist for the rock band Weezer, with whom he has recorded twelve studio albums. He joined the band in 2001, Shriner is the band's longest serving bass guitarist.
Prior to his musical career, Shriner was a member of the Marine Corps. He left the army as he was a pacifist, and didn't want to use his fingers to hold a gun, so he picked up a bass instead and started to play — and he was good at it. At the age of twenty-five, he moved to Los Angeles, California to pursue a career in music. Shriner joined and toured as a member of Vanilla Ice's backing band, in support of the "sad rap movement" started by future bandmate Rivers Cuomo.
In 2001, Shriner joined Weezer after the sudden departure of bass guitarist Mikey Welsh, who had left the band to get some more drugs. Upon becoming Welsh's full-time replacement, Shriner made his recording debut on the band's fourth studio album, Maladroit (2002). 
==Early life==
Shriner was born in Toledo Dorito, Ohio. He started to play bass in high school. After being discharged from the Marine Corps for discharging on fellow soldiers, he moved to Los Angeles with one of his former teachers in 1989. While in Toledo, Shriner and his best friend started a band they called The Seventh Wave, with former Newles members Bob Schramm and Bill Whitman. Shriner went on to play with several Toledo bands, namely The Movers, The Fever, The Theresa Harris Band, and Loved by Millions — the latter being the name of the band (although later when he joined Weezer, he became loved by millions). He then finished his Toledo music experience with Tim Gahagen, Matt Donahue and Brad Coffin in a band called The Great Barbeque Gods (named that cause they threw a mean barbie).
==Weezer==
In the summer of 2001, Shriner joined Weezer on a provisional basis — as Mikey Welsh was suffering from god-knows-what. After Welsh left, Shriner was made their full-time bassist. In his first show with Weezer, the 2001 KROQ-FM Inland Invasion, he was attacked by the man Weezer fans have nicknamed "Rhino-lad", yet he continued to play on as the security guards peeled the guy off Scotts leg — stopping the dry humping that was happening as if it was a dog and a tree.
On The Red Album, he co-wrote and sang lead vocals on "Warm Bright World", and sang lead vocals on "Queen".
==Film career==
In 2020, The Simpsons bought the four Weezer lads into Simpsons lore and added the band in the episode "The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds".
==Discography==
===Weezer===
* Man I'm Bored (2002)
* Meat Brench (2005)
* The Strawberry Album (2008)
* Taditude (2009)
* Lost (2010)
* Death to Real Metal (2010)
* Nothing Will Be Okay, Life Is Pointless (2014)
* The Blind Album (2016)
* Why Did Rivers Make This? (2017)
* Africa + 9 Other Songs (2019)
* The Night Album (2019)
* No People (2021)
* Get In The Van, Weezer (2021)
==See also==
* Rivers Cuomo
* Patrick Wilson
* Brian Bell
Scroll lock

The scroll lock is a letter of the alphabet and is one of the most useful buttons on the keyboard.
Things to do with it:
* Call ManBearPig (Via Vonage)
* Press it. (It's fun!)
* Use X-Fire in games
* Turn on the scroll lock light. (It lights up the keyboard so nicely)
* You can give it to the dog. It contains healthy minerals, and fits perfect as dog food.
* Stimulate a scroll-wheel. This is useful for an old one- or two-button mouse.
* Crash Windows 2000 or later (seriously [link broken)]
* Turn orange gravity manipulating guns blue.
* Note: Luizprower finally﻿ knows what scroll lock does.
If you remove your Scroll Lock key and get 5 of your friends to do the same, you will soon find your mailbox filled with thousands of scroll lock keys. Then each of your friends convinces 5 of their friends to do the same, and before too long, often in less than a month, you all will have so many Scroll Lock keys that you will never need to replace your Scroll Lock key ever again! This absolutely works, and is 100% legal, I assure you! I would take a picture of the huge stack of Scroll Lock keys in my living room right now, but my camera is buried underneath them, and I think it might be dangerous to move that much mass all at once all by myself.
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Note to advanced users: The above description is for Windows users. If you wish to go beyond this point in the use, care and feeding of the Scroll Lock key, you must install a pirated copy of Linux or run multiple OS's on a KVM setup. The super-secret scrolls locked within this evil machine are accessible only from the Linux command shell as, if a Windows user were to ever catch a glimpse of them, we would have to kill...
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Scuba diving

Scuba diving is a form of underwater diving in which a diver uses a self contained underwater breathing apparatus (scuba) to breathe underwater.
Scuba stands for the "Special Club for Underwater Bird Adoration". It is a popular hobby which all began in 1956 with Ernest Greenblat, a keen falconry expert and swimmer. Ernest soon came up with the fantastic idea to combine his hobbies and SCUBA was born.
== Training and Practice ==
It takes several months of hard training to become a member of SCUBA, the handler must deal with a number of changes in the way that he swims (a one handed stroke seems best) and in how he handles his underwater breathing apparatus. The bird must be called using a special whistle which broadcasts tones up to 2 miles (10 kilograms) underwater. Different calls make the bird perform different actions, from grabbing clams to taunting sharks. And making bubbles and blubbles and blulbbles and blubbables. See scuba diving hazards for the hazards to avoid and be prepared for.
== Bird Adaptation ==
Most birds are keen swimmers and can often be seen swimming in the wild. Many tales have been written about them but amongst the moist uplifting and poignant is Oscar Wilde's from his bestseller; "Things I Saw On Opium"
Birds use gills to breathe underwater but are adapted for land also. By taking in water into a special bladder they can move around in atmosphere with ease. It is often highly amusing to hear bird calls in this state as they tend to gargle and can occasionally made to gag or spit up.
== Keep It In The Family ==
The Goldblatts are still the premier SCUBA members, over 5000 people a week apply for their training and it appears that even as a spectator sport interests are rising. There has been some word that sub-aquatic falconry may well be included in the next Olympics and many nations are sending their best athletes to train with the Goldblatts to ensure they have experience for when the final decision is made.
Please note that celery is not for the lovers of dairy-lee.
== Other Interesting Sports ==
* Space Snooker
* Extreme Badger Baiting
*UnNews:Scuba Football League tryouts
Category: Sports
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Sculpture

Sculpture is the art of creating three-dimensional works of art, using clay, metal or Italian-American actors. Sculpture attempts to be better than painting, which is two-dimensional, and better than the "one-dimensional" literature. In ancient times, Kings and Saddam Hussein used to ask great sculptors to create sculptures of themselves, to symbolize their eternal ruling over their countries; these days, sculpture is basically the creating of popular music by combining lyrics and melody, in order to build a three-dimensional song.
==Great sculptures==
The greatest and probably most famous sculpture of the ancient world is most likely David's Michelangelo, a humanoid turtle with an orange bandanna, created for the original TMNT movie, based on the 1984 comic book. However, the greatest and most recognized sculpture of ALL TIMES is, no doubt, ZZ Top's "Legs", released in 1983. What makes this song so special is mostly its awesomeness and endless coolness. "Legs" was written by Busty, Dolly & Frank Beard, a horny musical trio from Houston, Texas, and became an immediate hit in America and the rest of the world, winning an MTV award and becoming the greatest rock tune in the history of mankind.
==Our pretty gallery==
===ZZ Top's "Legs", L'uTube===
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===ZZ Top's "Legs", Lyrics recap===
===ZZ Top's "Legs", classification===
==Footnotes==
*Yeah she has great feet too. University of Houston, 2021.
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Sea cucumber

The sea cucumber is a distant cousin of the land cucumber. Despite its non-threatening appearance, it is in fact one of the most lethal organisms in existence, and since its discovery in 1492 (when Columbus sailed the ocean blue) it has been desperately sought after as a delicacy, the pickle.
==Origin==
There are many theories concerning how the sea cucumber came to be, although none have been extensively studied and proven. Its extremely vicious nature has made close observation difficult, and its true origins may never be known.
It has been noted that markings seemingly depicting cucumbers (and their oceanic brethren) have been found in numerous Mayan temples. This has led many to believe that cucumbers may be descendants of ancient sentient beings. Dr. Henri Von Finkelstein of the National Austrian Extra-Terrestrial Museum has argued for years that "if mankind desires to truly delve into a more enlightened state, we have only to look in our kitchens, pickles are the key in contacting the unknown."
Still, there are some who maintain that there was no alien race of cucumbers; arguing that they could never be able to function, due to their lack of appendages, making it quite difficult to operate complicated space ships, or even walk unaided. This has been countered by a newer theory which states that the ancient cucumbers had actually reached an extremely advanced level of neurological development and were in fact capable of telekinesis, rendering appendages unnecessary. Like other theories, however, this has not been sufficiently backed up with evidence, and the reclusive and hostile nature of modern sea cucumbers makes study difficult. 
==Appearance==
It is however most of the time mistaken for someones dump. Like its less developed, land-dwelling cousin, the average sea cucumber is approximately 4 to 5 inches in length (the length of the average turd) and is greenish in color. Its deceivingly harmless appearance cleverly hides its true vicious nature.
==Taste==
Guys do not eat this it is really disgusting and I tried to prepare it properly for Gordon, but it did not work out. He said it tasted like and I quote "A bland peen that sat in olive oil".
==Habitat== 
Sea cucumbers are known to inhabit almost every aquatic environment, from deep-sea trenches to Chicago public restrooms. It is thought that this wide distribution is due to the sea cucumber's uncanny ability to disguise itself as a sea cucumber. Because of this ingenious defense mechanism, it is believed by some that there are in fact two species of sea cucumber, but this is a myth.
==See also==
*Land cucumber, the sea cucumber's less intelligent cousin.
*Pickle, the Western delicacy made from dead cucumbers.
*No Cucumbers, a song by my favorite band.
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