The finall battl

to start off, this story is real dont even argue with me seriously. i have nightmares every night i cant even sleep anymore i see wait i dont tell ya cuz the thing comes in the end.
chapter 1 the beginning
so i just came from my job as soldier in a sucesful fite (PS: i got 50 killstreaks this day) and after that i wanted too go to the interweb. you know watchin porn and braging about my no scopes in facbook. there was a problem thuugh because my inteweb turned off and i didnt know how to turn it on again so i trew my keiboard out of the window and asked my mum to buy another one. i still didnt know how to turn interweb so i screamd and out of sudden light turned off. i was scared shitless because mum wasnt here. then i realise that i got a telefon to cal my friend kyle but he didnt answer.
chapter 2 the puzzle
without my internet i am lost you guys know what i mean. couldnt go to 4chan and redit and then i heard something behind me. i looked back and saw another pc what a relief. i used the pc. i turned on the pc. it had the newest advanced warfare installed i saw i am the best now. i started the game but there was no maultiplayer. i started singlaplayer and saw blood. that blood looked real i shit you not trust me. light turned on i am happy but then a skeleton appeared and asked me questions like how old i am. i sayd i am 18 years old and walked out of the room because skeleton disappeared. there was no mother i cant eat anymore plus my butt wanted to tell me something. no bullshit i mastered the fartlanguag dont try to fite me.
chapter 3 i am a legend
i realized that my neighbourhood was empty so i walked outside to the forest becuase i heard tuaroses are here to catch. plus slenderman is super scary and i always wanted to see him. i walked to the forest. i saw the forest. then i saw king henry a person i dont know and he walkd to a hole i never saw him again. i realisd also that there are no tuaroses and no slenderman i am the first who realisd that they are nonexistent. now i am the smartest personn on the earth becuas everyone thnks they are real.
chapter 3 someone stole my farts
i couldnd fart anymore n o joke. i think i need to play cod of duty to replinish it or someone stole my farts. they smels like parfum i shit you not. when i wanted to go home i saw someone with a white face he walked away i followed him he went to a small wodden hause in the forest. when i was behind him he turned around and i saw jeff the killer he he killed me and i woke up. my farts worked again but i hav no cod of duty anymore because my mother is here and the light works again.
chapter 4 the final battl
out of sudden i got ucked into my pc and i landed in a werid world. i saw a hallways and the numbers 666 above. then king henry appeared and told me to chose a way to go because iw ould dai either way. i chose a way and i saw patrix and spongebox fiting with their butts it was so epic. i turned around and saw smiledogs hugging gary oaks cuz i have no pants so i am cool. i walked a gud kilometrere forward and then i got a wepan. not that i wasnt a soldier because i got trained in cod of duty i. i saw the rake he said i was the chooosen one and i need to fite him. i tried to quickscope but realisd that i got a mg and canut noscope because no perks. the rake jumped at me and clawed me i knifed him away and shot at his face. he said it isnt over matthew it isnt over i will come back one time and then i woke up infront of my pc. now there comes the nightmare. i saw the creepypasta wikia and it was all black i saw no patrixpattern whiat is sadd guys help me please.
please u are my only hope to marry patrix i deserved a better life and u not u suck bitch 
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