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Hooker

Although many Hollywood movies have inspired a great deal of devoted fandom, none have made such a great impact upon American society as the Disney film Peter Pan. Although the hero of the story (originally published as a novel in 1869 by Johnny Depp) is Peter Pan himself and the film includes a large repertoire of sympathetic characters such as Wendy, her brothers Cletus and Buford, Tinkerbell and the Lost Boys, these characters have been often overlooked by fans, overshadowed by the magnificent stage presence of Captain Hook. 
While many Star Wars fans might play with dolls and dress up as Boba Fett, while many Lord of the Rings fans struggle to master Elven as a second language and while many My Little Pony fans grow up with pornographic equestrian dreams, none have so fully dedicated themselves to the psychotic-fan lifestyle as the fans of Captain Hook: the hookers.
==How Do I Spot A Hooker And Will they Bite Me?==
While hookers are not known to bite, they are often fairly dangerous to themselves and others. Becoming a hooker is a long and potentially deadly road that can often lead to vitamin addiction, anaemia and viral infection. As such, hookers pride themselves in their high number of constitution points, without which they would surely have died in the early stages of hookerdom.
One commonality between hookers is a penchant for prosthesis. Most hookers will engage in risky behaviour (such as swimming in crocodile-infested water) in order to have a disabling accident, such as losing a limb. Rather than accepting modern medical treatment, a true-blooded hooker will accept amputation with only a bottle of rum as an anaesthetic and replace missing limbs with wooden pegs or, more popularly, iron or aluminium hooks. 
Several hookers have no limbs at all and hobble about on poorly-constructed replicas of Peter Pan costumes.
==The Awful Social Stigma Of Being A Hooker==
Unfortunately, besides being physically dangerous and mentally psychotic, hookers carry with them a strong social stigma. 
Many of them, because of their unique approach to fandom, are unable to draw disability from the government and cannot find employment at most evil corporations. Thus, the majority of hookers without artificially reconstructed genitalia find themselves on the streets, addicted to Everquest, selling their bodies to the highest bidder. 
While the money can often be worth the degradation and humiliation (one hooker, for example, sold his nose for US$18000), it leaves many bitter and cursing the children's movies that have destroyed so many innocent lives.
==See also==
*Amsterdam
*Orgasm (Island)
*Tantra
*People Who Like to Fuck Naked
*Article About Funny Hookers Article
*Charlie Sheen - As Craig Ferguson says, "Put the hooker in the closet".
*Paris Hilton
==External links==
* Role of the Hooker
Category:Occupations
Category:Sexuality
Category:Films
Category:Sports
Hooverville

Hooverville was the name given to luxury apartments built during the reign of Herbert Hoover. In 1931 people were just so happy that Hoover was president, and so pleased by the way the country was going, they spontaneously marched to Washington D.C. and set up camps called Hoovervilles. 
Hoover was so excited about his new friends that he turned the camps into giant luxury apartments, which grew to such immense sizes that Washington's population doubled.
== Roosevelt and the New Deal ==
Pretty soon, Hoover was voted out because the electorate felt sorry for a cripple. He was magnanimous in defeat though, and held a big party to congratulate the new president. Everything was swell, and people were really happy except for Hoover who moved to Canadia and has been terrorizing the indigenous peoples with his laser eyes. 
The world was covered in rich people. Mussolini gave everyone in Italy sweets. Hitler added a day to the German week so everyone could have a longer weekend. Stalin grew a beard and started a pop-funk band named Josef and the Counter Revolutionaries 
Yep, because of the New Deal, the 30's was the best decade ever.
== See also ==
* Hoover Dam
* Great Depression
Category:EconomicsCategory:History of the United StatesCategory:Politics of the United States
Hopscotch

Hopscotch is a professional sport the CIA uses to eliminate children who attempt to commit suicide, and is also one of the primary exports of Scotland. The objective of the game is to die, but in reality everyone just becomes stupid. Many believe it is a cure for cancer because when you die, the cancer cells die too.
== How to play ==
Oh my god! You don't know how to play!? It is so obvious, even Captain Obvious can play! But if you seriously need help with that, then fine(you are a nitwit, obviously). Here are the directions.
#Hop
#Hop again!
#You don't get it yet? Then you are a cabbage head.
== History of hopscotch ==
Modern experts, such as Gavin Menzies and John Kerry, believe the Chinese President in the 5th century B.C. held a council of China's top scientists, and asked said scientists to invent a professional sport for disposing of children who attempt to commit suicide.
== Fans ==
Hopscotch has absolutely no fans. To be precise, hopscotch had one fan in the year 1201, who was immediantly killed by the Roman army. Modern theory assumes that this is because hopscotch is such a boring game that being a fan is breaking Newton's second law (and also Newton's first law).
==Hopscotch today==
In 2010 hopscotch has dominated world media as a rapidly-rising phenomena. It is now recognised as an international symbol of pop culture, particularly amongst A-list celebrities. Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs recently revealed his palatial hopscotch room to the world on MTV's "Cribs." The 65x40m floor space is adorned with 10 state-of-the-art hopscotch boards in various UV reflective colours. These are further enhanced by the disco-style light displays and $300 an hour dj who blasts hip techno beats for hopscotchers around the clock. Combs openly admits that to some it may seem exceedingly lavish however, "I can't imagine life without my hopscoch room. It's definitely my favourite feature, and my homeys can't get enough of it. Although, for them I'm sure it's not so much about the hopscotch as it is about the Hennessy bar!"
== Notes ==
Category:Games
Horacio Blanco

thumb|Horacio playing... eeeeehmmm ... aaaaaa 'thing'.
Horacio once said that 0101010010101010100101010100101010100011001010101010101010101010101&& 0101010100101010101010100101011001010101010101010101001010101010101=0
...Well, he was right.
== Horacio Blanco's Famous Quotes ==
== Horacio Blanco and Nothing ==
Horacio is really good for nothing and he has worked a lot on it.
Horacio's Papers
Horacio has done to Nothing what all people wish to do to Everything. He wrote all we know about nothing and nothing else. Some say that he is good for nothing, but that isn't an exact expression. 
Here are some extract from his papers...
"...Nothing is this, but then is something, so is not nothing. Simplificating things a little, nobody (that is somebody not called nobody) says: 
'Nothing is the opposite of nothing and the complement of Everything. Thus, everything has no opposites at all, making it the only word without antonyms. That is a bad, bad, thing. Antonyms follow their search on nothing, without searching, that is to search as nothing to something. I am nobody.' 
Nothing is the absence of existing. The human mind is incapable of comprehending something that doesn't exist, and it could be argued that simply by trying to imagine it we bring an approximation of it into existence, so the only "nothing" that can truly be called "nothing" is "nothing" that no one ever thinks about. Say "nothing" at least ten times, and listen carefully to the sound of it. The word then ceases to mean anything, but not even this nonsense nothing is close to the true nothing that doesn't exist in the minds of men.
To put it simply: Any form of nothing there is - on any level of existence - is "something", only that which is not is "nothing". Or even simpler: Nothing does not exist..."
== Horacio Blanco's Friends ==
* Homer Simpson is a very old friend of Horacio.
* Bart Simpson hates Horacio due to his affair with his father.
* SpongeBob SquarePants is Horacio's best friend.
* Mohammed is Horacio's friend.
* Peter Jackson became Horacio's friend when he got an interview with him while performing casting for Bilbo Baggins character on LOTR.
* Bilbo Baggins is Horacio's friend and Horacio visits The Shire at least once a year.
* Horacio sometimes pretends to be God's friend.
* Horacion sometimes pretends to be Evil's friend.
* Aristotle was Horacio's friend till Horacio brought him sicuta instead of tea.
* Chuck Norris once said "It's easier to like him, and stay alive; than not, and end up being roadhouse kicked into last year. Seriously."
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Horizon

The horizon is a visible line dividing blue and brown.
==History==
Developed in 1987 by the physicist Steven Hawking, the horizon allowed people to know which way was up and which way was down. The invention of the horizon led onto many great discoveries including the discovery of gravity, the ability to stop floating and furthermore an interesting word which could be used if you're an artist. Further advancements came a year later when Sir Alan Partridge noticed that the horizon defined a boundary between Earth and sky, previously there had been a problem of figuring out where exactly the sky was and thus further development on the world's first aircraft had been halted.
The horizon also gave a use to the mysterious spirit level which had been completely useless until then.
Suspect in the 1989 horizon bombings was sentenced to death after causing major confusion when part of the horizon was blown out of proportion thus causing large quantities of people to suffer from the affects of LSD.
==Uses==
Although many artists use the horizon to draw various landscapes it is most commonly used by rainbows as a place in which they can walk along. Before the invention of the horizon many rainbows ended up at inconvinient locations such as on major roads causing tailbacks.
In 2002 a formula was derived by William Wallace. In the spur of the moment he unified the horizon to brain damage.
Many disregarded his formula as false but many many more agreed that this was the biggest discovery of all, only coming second to the discovery of the name of the meteor which caused the extinction to the galapougous child of 1200BC.
In the early 1990s Soviet Russia designed a new horizon which was more powerful than the first this was thought of as a declaration of war as both sides knew that the horizon could potentially be used as a means to launch a nuclear weapon from one side of the globe to the other in a matter of seconds. The war was forgotten about and the new soviet horizon was abandoned, it is now used as a means of travelling from one side of the globe to the other.
==Downsides==
Unfortunately not all liked the existence of the horizon and in 1984 Eugene Victor Tombs acquired UN backing to take down the horizon. Eugene Victor Tombs is still currently in search for the horizon, equipped with a ladder he has currently circumnavigated the globe 12 times in a desperate search for the horizon. Most physicists agree now that the horizon CANNOT be taken down and that BEEF is the only substance which can be taken down.
Category:Science
Horse Racing Manager 3 Deluxe Edition

Horse Racing Manager 3 Deluxe Edition was the first game from the makers at Tom Studios. The fact that it was the third in the series, even though the first and the second never existed, confused everyone and destroyed an already terrible plot. Many put it down to an illness the head of the company was suffering at the time (for more info see Parasitic brain painfullness).
Unfortunately for Tom Studios, it was the first in a line of unsuccessful games.
==The Game==
In the game, you play the lovable character Florian who attempts to win horse races to pay off his gambling and drug debts. Your first horse has been sold to a slaughter house given away to a loving family so you have to build up your horse racing empire from scratch in an epic expert topographers have called "not very good but better than that one with the fish".
==Other Games==
Tom Studios created several other titles which also failed. However, the surplus in unsold material was perfect for starting fires in the cold power failure of 1999 so the company made enough money to continue game production. Other titles include:
*The Legend of Helga - (deluxe edition comes with extended itinerary including 12-inch knitting needle projectiles, a bus pass and 12 different varieties of cake)
*Grand Theft Auto - Pokémon edition
*Harp Hero
*Tom Studios won the Medal of Honour series in a lottery. They created a few games but found the previous MOH games difficult to emulate.
*Border Guard
*Cabbage Tycoon
*Soybean Tycoon
*The Crazy Adventures of Jake and Hitzlespurger
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==Failed Games==
On the left are a few of the titles which lost Tom Studios a lot of money and investors.
==The Future==
Tom Studios Ltd was swapped for a Mars Bar in 2003, effectively ending the company as we know it. Today, the transformed company sells tobacco and small children and if you watch the new release of Horse Racing Manager 3 Super Deluxe Edition, you may notice subversive tobacco ads. As for Tom, he currently resides in Bloomfields Mental Institution.
==Contact Us==
If you wish to contact Tom Studios, please write to the following address:
London,
Waterloo Station,
Secret hiding place,
Under the stairs
Alternatively you can visit us personally. Come with no one.
==External links==
Archeology, King Benedict of Latvia
Category:Games
Category:Horses
Horseshoe crab

A horseshoe crab (Limulus polyphemus) Horseshoe crabs are one of the oldest classes of space arthropods, and are often referred to as "living fossils", as they have not changed much in the last 350 to 400 million years, and indeed why should they?
==What is a Horseshoe Crab?==
The horseshoe crab is one of four survivors of a once proud lineage that once was a dominant force in the universe. Originating from within the Horseshoe Nebula, some scientists might say they came to earth quite a few millions of years ago (let's say 200), possibly in a Volkswagen Scirocco, and now refuse to go home.
Horseshoe crabs can live for as long as 200–250 years. They migrate into nice sandy beaches in late spring, with the males arriving first to take advantage of the cheeper hotel deals. The females then arrive and make nests at a depth of 15–20 m in the sand using only the most delicate spider mandibles. In these nests, females lay up to 200,000 eggs which are then with some effort and a copy of crab monthly fertilized by the male. The larvae hatch and then for a laugh swim about for about five to seven days. After swimming for this amount of time they become over-tired and sink. As young horseshoe crabs grow, they move to deeper waters, where they will form gangs and carry out petty crimes until They reach sexual maturity. Most will find jobs in investment banking or carry out light clerical duties.
Sometimes Horseshoe crab is accidentily called the Horses Hoe which is...RIGHT!
==Are they Dangerous?==
Although they may resemble the cuddly face huggers from the film Aliens they have never been known to copulate with your face, and this has never been accepted as a valid excuse if you are caught.
A Horseshoe crab may become enraged if someone pulls his tail or scuffs his mint condition Pokémon cards. If this happens the crab may attack, using a pocket knife sellotaped to the end of a Bren gun.
The only way to keep a horseshoe crab away is to eat a lot of bacon. Then it won't bite your FRIGGIN' HEAD OFF!!
In other words, there are not dangerous at all unless you happen to hit on its girl at the beach, then it will be all over you.
==Horseshoe crab Fun Facts==
They have never been used as shoes for horses.
They come in 12 fun fruit flavours.
Horseshoe crabs make excellent pineapple turnovers.
Extensively used as sound insulation in recording songs!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horse shoe crabs have never produced a platinum album.
==Zombie Horseshoe Crab==
A young man from Shelton, CT once kept the skeleton of a horseshoe crab as decoration in his home, but reported it missing one day out of nowhere. Rumors have arisen that this mystery disappearance resulted in the skeleton becoming reanimated and now roams the roads at night hunting birds. There have been no reported witnesses to this phenomenon, however, some residents report mangled bird remnants scattered among the shorelines of many water sources. Though still only a myth, some late night teenage park seekers have reported seeing a "zombie-ish crab thing" scurrying away into the night.
==See also==
*Crab
*Horseshoe
*Lobster
Category:Shellfish
Category:Underwater creatures
Hostage Situation

Alright, buddy, just put the gun DOWN.
Alright, my name's Pete and... yes, we'll get you your sandwiches, just please... no, no, we're your friends here. We just want to help. Yes, okay, okay, we know you've been under a lot of stress lately. You... want what? Toilet water? Like men's perf- oh... paper? Are you serious? You should have taken a dump beforehand, y'know... oh? Ohhh... why the fuck did you take laxatives? What, are you a dumbass or something?
 NO NO NO, I didn't mean it like that! 
 Alright, I know, I know. You're a bit on edge here... hell, everyone's a bit on edge, here, y'know...? Heh... hmm. We can't get you toilet paper right now but if you hold on... you can't hold on? Well, cry me a fucking river because the police department aren't a bunch of fucking paper dispensers!! 
We just wanna help you, but we just don't have any goddamn toilet paper here, right now. If we had some, of course we'd give it you! What?! You think we're all selfish bastards? Fuck you! Oh, what are you gonna do now, eh? Shoot me? I'm your only fucking break out of this situation, and- URK.
Oh my god, he's been shot?! No, no! Don't open fire. Get Larry on the megaphone. Yeah, Perkins.
Hey, there partner! How ya doing? See you shot Pete over there in the knee. A bit anxious, are we? So, my name's Larry, so can ya tell me who exactly you've got in the apartment? Three? All cats? I see. Now, we want to help you out, okay? Yeah yeah yeah, we'll get you your sandwiches, do you still need your... ah, already did it eh? Well, good multitasking! Hahaha. Ha.
 Ah! Shit, okay, okay. You're coming out now. Nice and easy. I see you've got that cat by its neck, hmm? Okay, okay, don't get tetchy. No! Don't point it at...! 
 BANG! 
Open fire!
Oh god... my legs... I can't feel my legs...
please... somebody! Aaaaaah... those poor cats. He's got a grenade! No!
 BANG. 
==See Also==
*Bruce Willis
*SWAT
*Psychologist
*Cat
*Grenade
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Hot Topic

Hot Topic is an intellectually-devoid monetary succubus created exclusively for R-Tards and young adults into the Goth Scene. A grocery chain which sells gothic products such as evil apples, Hello Kitty alarm clocks, Napoleon Dynamite shirts and guardian angel pins; Hot Topic has been out-gothing the competition since it's establishment in 1776. There have been several instances where workers have gotten away with selling their souls to Biff. 
Offering only the best in eye-liner that gives a "Vampire" look, T-shirts with fishnets and torn sleeves, which in turn creates an uber punk rock image, Hot Topic's aim is to convert the entire pre-teen population to the goth-chic faith. At low prices (you can buy poor quality pants with 10 million safety pins down the sides for only seventy dollars), the store has become popular with kids trying to piss off their parents and cam whores. And remember, Hot Topic is not punk rock!
==History==
The store was originally founded in 1657 by Edward Hetterling Jr. III in London, Britain where it was originally under the name "Her Majesty's Royale Shoppe of Ye Olde Heated Topique." Local lore tells of young children frequenting the store and often engaging in arguments over which of the Royal Composers of the day were "real punks" and which were not.
As of 2005, the store is controlled primarily by a family of yam farmers from Pitcairn Island who, as rumor has it, know nothing of the retail business and instead let an internet personality known as "\ /*bLooDDagGeR*\ /" run the entire operation.
Others still know the truth that the store was first opened in the 1980s by Raven of Teen Titans infamy.
==Hot Topic's Irony==
Hot Topic, or better now known as G-Mart, is a store intended for individuals who wish to be individuals and stay away from mainstream products. By shopping at Hot Topic, however, these individuals become mainstream themselves.
G-Mart creates an irony of such great magnitude that it could create a supermassive black hole at any second, which would destroy everything in the universe minus Wesley Snipes, Santa, Jesus, God, Jack Skellington, the Grue, Anti-Grue, MacGyver, Mr. T, Morgan Freeman, Terry Tate, and Dethklok. The whole band. Even Pickles. Especially Pickles. In fact, the universe's destruction would create two clones of Pickles. Because that's how awesome he is. And the state of Louisiana. Of course.
Why a shithole like Louisiana wouldn't be destroyed has puzzled scientists for centuries.
==See also==
*Goths
*Gay
*Green Day
Category:IncoherentCategory:GothCategory:Evil Organizations
Category:Gay
Category:Things that are for Posers
Hot War

The Hot War is the nickname for the war between Sweden and South Korea which lasted from 2009 to 2014. It was so called because, at that time, the leaders of those countries were totally hot.
==The Dawn of War==
Like most of the great wars of the 21st century, it all started on MSN Messenger. Susan Vermeulen, the Swedish president at that time, reportedly told Yuno Shihau, the South Korean president, to "GTFO" of her friends list at MySpace. A disgruntled Yuno then replied 'WTF?'. These were the words which started one of the most prolific conflicts of the pre apocalyptic era.
The presidents of both countries used slightly less than subliminal seduction techniques (such as doing press conferences nude) to convince the population that war was necessary.
==Allied Support==
Before engaging in any type of infiltration, sufficient support was necessary. As one poplar political commentator said: "Yuno and Susan made complete whores of themselves. Not that I mind. Both of them "persuaded" me not to make this comment. Lucky for me I'm a lying bastard."
===South Korea's Official Allies===
*Britain
*Germany
*France
*North Korea
*Russia
*Philippines, they love their K-POP and will defend it with their lives
*Thailand
*romaobia
*sam maitland
===Sweden's Official Allies===
*Untited States of America
*Vatican City
*Canada
*Tuvalu
*Don't forget Poland!
* USSR
* Brumbys
* Canada
* George W Bush
==The Front Lines==
Unbeknown to Susan and Yuno, the front lines were nothing but a huge party, as Daan Pieterse, the secretary of offense in Sweden during the time of the war, admitted. He also frequently explained to Susan why war is bad, and consequently had sex with her every time.
Although civilians generally knew of the situation, very few of them cared. One could argue that they were wasting taxpayer's money on parties, but this argument was usually countered with "so we should rather waste money on ammunition?" The fact that no one's parents, siblings or children died was a great plus factor as well.
==The End==
The war officially ended when Yuno Shihau fell head first into a blender, mauling her face and leaving it disfigured. Officials agreed that she was no longer hot and, as such, support for the war plummeted. Disgruntled troops were sent back to all their bases with absolutely no casualties. The war was to become a model for subsequent wars.
==See also==
*Cold War
Category:Wars
Category:Politics
eo:Varma Milito
pt:Guerra Quente