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Hyperborea

Hypewbowea (Hypewbowean: Hábowawand), officiawwy da Gweatew Nowdic-Gewmanic-Awyan Hypewbowean Keisawwíki, ish a countwy in da nowthewn hemisphewe mainwy situated in da Awctic. It ish da homewand of aww da Nowdic peopwes and da Awyans who took ovew Euwope and kiwwed aww da subhumans. It ish not vewy popuwated because onwy da most puwe Awyan Nowdics awe awwowed hewe. Hypewbowea ish da onwy countwy in da wowwd to have onwy one gendew, onwy mawes awe awwowed hewe. Thewe ish a caste system whewe da majowity of da popuwation awe fembois, and a smaww minowity awe big, stwong, sexy vikings who have huge hawems.
== Wat do u mean, Hypewbowea isn't weaw?? D:< ==
Hypewbowea ish vewy weaw. It's been on many many maps thwoughout histowy. Da (((peopwe))) who took ovew da wowwd awe wying to u so dey can keep aww da fembois to themsewf >:(
=== Evidence fow Hypewbowea ===
* Aww da bwonde haiwed, bwue eyed and pawe skinned peopwe awe fwom da nowth
* Thewe's tons of maps thwoughout histowy showing Hypewbowea untiw ((dey)) took ovew
* If da Nowse didn't come fwom Hypewbowea... whewe did dey come fwom idiot?? Ukwaine? Me dun fink so!
In concwusion, onwy peopwe who awe bwainwashed by (((them))) fink that Hypewbowea isn't weaw. It's vewy weaw and u shouwdn't twust anyone who says othewwise. 
Category:Countries
Category:Monarchies
Category:Autism
Category:Gay
Category:Transgender
Hyperspleen

A hyperspleen is much like a normal Spleen in that it recycles the blood present in the body's natural stream of alcohol. It differs in its ability to travel through time, go from 0-110mph in 1.3 seconds and vote.
== Genesis ==
The Hyperspleen was created by accident during a heated argument between Doctor Samuel J. Spleen and Michael S. Jackson (not to be confused with Michael Jackson) who at the time was incubating 6000 made-to-order spleens. The argument went something like this:
:Dr. Spleen: I say Michael, those splendid spleens are about ready old bean.
:Michael Jackson: They're riding up at the crotch a bit old fellow, their underpanties are really beginning to chafe!
:Dr. Spleen: Ah but that's the beauty of it good sir, we sell those spleens cheap, to paupers and nematodes!
:Michael Jackson: I do most detest your anotomy remarks good doctor, how very uncouth.
:Dr. Spleen: Why I'll kick you in the balls you ungrateful cad!!
Oscar's spleens then became self-aware during this heated and spleen-ventingly severe argument and removed themselves from his body in a rather messy fashion. Dr. Spleen, realising the true extent of this creation, gathered them up and sold them for thrice the price of a normal spleen.
== Anatomy ==
The Hyperspleen has quite a simple layout, although many have tried to delve deeper into the workings only to be met by shame and incontinence. It is known that the Hyperspleen must get up to 88mph in order for its time circuits to become active, although this doesn't usually happen without the owner of the device being killed instantly and violently as many years of testing have proved. Although one person, Fredrik von Boldingston, did come close to meeting this mark before being frozen and vapourised by the very cold time wave thingys.
== Trivia ==
*The Hyperspleen is the source of the oft-quoted and catchy phrase "You may buy a spleen for cheap it seems, but a hyperspleen can vote!"
*It is illegal in many countries to not own a Hyperspleen. Anyone found with a normal spleen (or no spleen at all) in these areas may be subject to stoning, tickling, harsh language and/or being keelhauled in a drydock whilst wearing frilly table drapes, spandex shorts, a string vest, a top hat and prancing around the place singing 'we will rock you'
:* Especially Planet W, where you will be submerged in white-hot liquid sentient celery.
*Located below the Oven gland.
*Hyperspleens can explode, resulting in cataclysmic mushroom clouds commonly seen from nuclear devices. Thankfully, the mushroom clouds are made entirely of closed cap button mushrooms and can be cleaned up with a very very very large omelette. 
*Men in the country of Ireland are known to collect pairs of hyperspleens and dangle them between their legs in order to increase their chances in bed with the women of Cambodia.
category:Anatomy
category:Humanoids
Hyperthermia

Hyperthermia (Pronunciation: /ˈhaɪpə(ɹ)ˈθɜː(ɹ)mi.ə/) 
is a disease from being VERY VERY HOT inside. It occurs when outside is VERY VERY HOT and it heats your insides. Hyperthermia is responsible for the deaths of babies and dogs left in automobiles without AC. 
Hyperthermia is different from a fever, because it is like being in a furnace, while fever is being the furnace. 
Hypothermia is a cooler and better mental illness, which Canadians and film industries prefer.
==Etymology==
The word Hyperthermia is generated from the Greek language because calling it heat stroke was not scientific enough. It did not work, Hyperthermia is still less known than its cold counterpart Hypothermia and often confused with it. 
*Hyper-: high, above, superior, dominant.
*Therme: heat, from root word "Thermos"
*-ia: feminine suffix, similar to the Japanese -chan. 
Considering these, suffering from Hyperthermia is not suitable for kids. However, infants and young children in automobiles still insist to die from it.
==Signs and symptoms==
One of the main symptoms of hyperthermia, is a VERY, VERY HOT body temperature. People with hyperthermia often look really hot and wetsweaty. 
People with hyperthermia can faint in random places like public restrooms or brothels. 
It can literally cook your insides, destroy your brain and proteins and make you permanently uhh uhm... dumb. So kids, do not stay in the sun or you will go crazy. Same goes for the cold but the crazy and death are not permanent.
==Paradoxical dressing==
As opposed to Hypothermia's paradoxical undressing, people with Hyperthermia tend to wear more layers in heat. They haven't found the reason but scientific research suggests that people with Hyperthermia may want to be even hotter, hotter, HOTTER AND HOTTER.
==Treatment==
There is no known cure for hyperthermia. Cold water immersion would trigger shivering which in turn causes more heat generation. Antipyretics won't work since it is not fever. 
Once hot, always hot. What's wrong with being hot and dumb anyway?
==History==
Hyperthermia was probably invented by the Arabs or Indians as a HOT solution for overpopulation.
===Prehistoric era===
Scientists have estimated that the Dinosaur Genocide might be related to Hyperthermia at some point. The most accepted theory is that the Earth overheated due to the fat assteroid and the high temperatures killed the dinosaurs.
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Hypnotist/gay or female

Our story begins as you find yourself walking along a dark and dreary road. You remark to yourself how odd that is, seeing as it is a nice spring morning.
You're going to a theater to see a show, a hypnotism show.
You're going to meet one of your friends there; he always claimed he "Never believed in that shit"
You arrive at the theater, Uncle John's palace of fun, but your friend never shows; too bad, you guys had back stage passes.
As you walk in you see the show is about to begin. The curtains go up right as you're sitting down, and there he is, Marvin the Magnificent.
You watch his show in amazement as he turns men into women, people into monkeys, and all his volunteers into idiots.
The show comes to an end, and you begin to go back stage in a daze. All those flashing lights, and pot smokeWhich was really thick, by the way. You had no idea it would be that thick on the Palace's Hypnotism Night. That kinda shit is usually only found on Thursday's Ventriloquism Poetry Jam. reminded you of that time you got abducted by aliens. Now that was trippy!
Back stage, you wait in line for your chance to meet Marvin the Magnificent.
Finally, after waiting for minutes on end, Marvin finally beckons you in.
As you walk through the door he tells you he's been expecting you.
He tells you to make yourself comfortable. Then he asks you if you'd like any tea; you decline. "Suit yourself" he says matter-of-factly, and sits down across from you.
"I've been expecting you" he says. "You already said that" you say. "I did?" he replies. "That's odd, I usually have a great memory"
You converse for hours, well into the night. Finally, you stand up and say, "Well, I really must be going". But as you walk out, you the closet door and a corpse falls out.
"Did you kill this man?" You ask. "Nooooooooooo! What would make you say that?" "The fact that he as a knife in his head" you reply.
"Hmm... He does seem to have a knife in his head, doesn't he? Alright, so maybe I did kill him. But just a little!" He says, "You do know I'm going to have to call the cops, don't you?" You reply, "Well... you see... I can't actually let you do that. So... er..."
== "Look into my eyes" ==
"Hey! What the hell are you doing?" you exclaim, "Oh... nothing" he says as he pulls something out of his coat, "Just go with it."
He begins to dangle a pocket watch in front of your face.
You feel yourself begin to lose consciousness.
And men,
Then everything stops.
Suddenly, you wake up.
Where are your clothes? Your wallet? Where are you? And why do you feel like running around and clucking like a chicken so bad?
Oh wait, it's coming back to you now, there was a party, you were drinking. You're just having a bad hangover.
Marv (he told you to call him that), the show, you're friend not showing up,Even if it was a dream, you're still kinda pissed at him for that... it was all just a dream. A bad, alcohol induced dream.
And you may never know. This has been... the twilight zone
----
~Fin~
Category:Some-what creepy
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
Category:Gay
Hörby

Hörby (also known as Whore Town) was founded in 1337 by Torbal the Viking. It was supposed to be the capital of Sweden, but after the Orc-Human War in 1338 the city was abandoned and re-settled in 1400. The city was in a mess and filled with Orc corpses. Everyone thought that "This sucks" and began the famous "Cleanup of 1400". The Cleanup took 2 weeks of non-stop cleaning and burning of orc corpses. Unfortunately, the stench from burning orcs killed half of the settlers and made the other half sterile. The remaining settlers became so depressed that they cut of there genitalia, which increased their lifespan with 1500 years. 
== Tourist Information ==
A warning to all tourists that want to travel to Hörby: Bring something that can entertain you ( TV, guns, trained monkeys etc.) cause Hörby is the 2nd most boring city in all of Sweden, only beaten by the evil city of Eslöv. There is literally nothing to do, besides watching TV, shooting people and making fun of the sterile settlers. Located in a bowl shaped valley filled with boredom, lies a restaurant aptly named 'Siri Porn'.
== Language ==
Hörby is the only city in Sweden that still hasn't developed language. That doesn't matter, since everyone that lives in Hörby communicates via telepathy, called "Hörby Sense" by some jerk.
== Orc-Human War of 1338 ==
The War started 1338 when Torbal the Viking wanted to expand Hörby into Orc territory. The Orcs wasn't happy about it so they sent their diplomat, Grogg the Pink, to see if Torbal could change his mind. Unfortunately, Torbal was drunk when Grogg the Pink arrived. Torbal picked up his sword and slayed Grogg the Pink, now Grogg the Red. The Orc chief, Kreit the Not-So-Gay, saw this as a declaration of war. The war lasted only for 2 years but with thousands of deaths on each side. The war ended when Kreit the Not-So-Gay got food poisoned by a rosted rat. Kreit's death sent a shockwave through his army that led to the day when the entire Orc Army disbanded. Torbal and the entire city celebrated for 14 days and 14 nights but when they realized that the city was a dump now after the war, everyone emigrated to Finland. Everyone except Torbal who stayed and began to dig for coal.
== Recent History ==
Nothing has happened in Hörby since 1957, when Patrik Andersson was born and everyone thought about suicide.
Category:Sweden
I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! (UK TV series)

I'm a Celebrity, Really, I Am!, also known as I'm Not a Celebrity, I Shouldn't Really Be Here in the First Place, But How Else Am I Going to Stay on TV? is an Oscar-nominated British television show in which ageing celebrities compete to win the telephone votes of the proletarian audience. The show takes place in a large greenhouse and is hosted by two Geordies who periodically beat the contestants senseless. During the series, contestants must complete simple tasks to earn rations of celery, the staple diet of the convict-infested desert of Australia. Given that their combined IQ is often less than 70, this provides both difficult and hilarious.
==Format==
 
Celebrities who appear on the show are paid a fee to compensate for any lack of earnings they may experience. In reality, the fee corresponds exactly to the level of unemployment benefits they lose. This was particularly large for Kerry Katona, who has famously built her career on taxpayer money. Viewers vote for which celebrity they most hate by pressing the red button or by texting abusive messages to the show's producers. The celebrity with the fewest votes is crowned the King or Queen of the Z-list. After the show, contestants return to the black hole of obscurity where they belong. Eventually their death will be marked by absolutely nothing significant.
==Contestants==
In order to qualify for appearing on the show, celebrities must be completely washed out and incapable of being any use to society whatsoever. Luckily, Britain is full of such people. Commonly, contestants are paedophiles who used to be on children's TV, or the wives of better-known celebrities. Producers impose a strict "NO MUSLIMS" rule, since they fear the copious amount of firewood available could be used to fashion a bomb.
Winners of the show include:
*George W. Bush
*Madeleine McCann
*Oscar Wilde
* the letter F
==Criticism and popularity==
'I'm a Celebrity' has been criticised for being utterly rubbish, a complete waste of money and an insult to the intelligence of the British public. Even in comparison to other reality shows, 'I'm a Celebrity' scrapes the bottom of an increasingly deep barrel in search of increasingly desperate Z-listers. This process has become known as "former-celebrity-barrel-scraping". The show has also been criticised for giving a second chance to celebrities who don't deserve one. Despite this, the show regularly attracts 15 million viewers, or 100% of Britain's chav population. 
Category:British television programmes
I'm stalking you

Hello , my name is Dancing dude, and I'm stalking you.
Really, I'm a fucking creeper. You've probably even seen some of my work.
If not, that's ok. I'm not offended (but I am still gonna kill you, so... er... yeah...).
Anyway, I guess you could try to hide. That's a natural reaction.
But I'll still find you.
Oh but that's no reason to be scared! You should instead be terrified.
I'm serious though really, don't cry. It's only death! It happens to everyone!
Of course this is a horrible, mutilating, slow and painful death... But that's besides the point.
All I'm trying to say is, there's no escape.
Because I could be anywhere. And I can see everything.
I guess that's kinda creepy if you really think about.
For example, I can see you, sitting there at your computer. Shifting uneasily in your seat. Looking behind you.
Ah! But It won't help ! I'll still be coming for you.
Anyway, I'm not there. So don't bother.
Or maybe I am...
Right... Behind... You!
Ha! Gotcha! You should've seen the look on your face...
But seriously, I'm gonna kill you now.
Actually, first, I'd like to ask a favour of you, when I kill you could you try not to bleed so much?
I get really queasy when I see blood. So please try to hold back a little.
Thanks.
Eww! Look at what a mess you're making!
And after I asked you so nicely not to!
I mean, I can understand how hard it is to hold back, especially during a time of stress, but at least try to control your bleeding habits!
Anyway, I guess I'll let Lyrithya‎ harvest your organs now.
Ha ha ha!
Dancin' dude be breakdancin' on the blood
Gross! Now it's all over my hands! Why did I do that? Anyone have a wet wipe or some hand sanitizer?...
Category:DeathCategory:ScaryCategory:DANCE
IBrows

The Apple iBrow is a release from Apple that plugs directly into your brain via un-nessecerally large and sharp electronic needles inserted in the eyebrows area. The controls are telepathic, and all you have to do is think about what you have stored on your iBrows and it will run it. It can connect to your computer and you can download anything onto it and it will store it in it's 5000 Terabyte memory.
==Features==
* If attached to the computer, you can view and edit the mind of the current user. It can also download songs from iTunes and upload files from the computer.
* If attached to the iMote, you can control the mind of the current user. If you control your own mind, it could result in death and the iBrows will break.
* Anything stored on the iBrows can be opened via telepathy and played via telepathy.
* Apple can influence your mind through it.
* 5 minute warranty.
* GPS and mobile phone systems.
* The Internet
* Can use Apple iWi-iFi Connection with an Apple iSteeringWheel attachment (originally designed for the iBox 360) to move you around.
* When it runs out of memory space, it will use yours.
* Is every Apple product out so far in one handy and painful product.
* It is the Perfect companion to the iEye
* 5000TB storage space
* Everything else imaginable, as well as everything else unimaginable. In this way, it is similar to the universe.
==Cost==
Free with any Apple product. Some believe this is because it will let Apple make you buy more Apple products.
It also costs you your dignity, due to the large size and white colour of the eyebrows and the large holes in your head if removed.
Strangly, Apple started charging more and more money for their products, but not for the iBrow. Whether this is connected with the Mind Control function of the iBrow is unknown, and was about to be investigated, before the investegators put on iBrows.
==Availability==
Discontinued.
==Public Response and Critic responses==
"Extremely Painful!" - New York Times
"Buy more Apple products NOW!" - Wearer
"It hurt at first, but you get used to it. Buy more Apple products." - Wearer
"The quality of this product and all other Apple products is extremely high. You should definitely buy Apple products, no matter what the cost" - Wearer
Polls show that 90% of people who wear Apple iBrows loved it. Other polls show that 90% of people who took the poll were wearing iBrows at the time. Apple then took all the iBrows back and redesigned them so they could not be taken off.
It is also believed that John Howard, the supreme ruler of Australia, will unveil a new law if he wins the election. This law will require everyone living in Australia to wear the iBrows so that they can look like him.
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ICan't Believe It's Not iPod

thumb|right|The Microsoft iCan't Believe It's Not iPod! shares many features with the Apple iPod, but has two function buttons rather than one.
The iCan't Believe It's Not iPod! was launched in 2004 by Microsoft as a low-in-sodium, low-in-fat alternative to the iPod. The iCan't Believe It's Not iPod! tastes just like the original iPod, with all the qualities of iPod, but is easier to spread. Popular with several leading dieticians, iCan't Believe It's Not iPod claims to offer a healthier option to the tumor causing iPod. The iCan't Believe It's Not iPod! now comes in five flavours: iCky, iOdine, iScream, Conjunctive iTis and Syrup of iPecac. The sixth flavour, iKEA, was originally slated for release with the other five, but it was missing two screws and a wheel.
The iCan't Believe It's Not iPod! ran into financial difficulties in its first year when it was discovered that the units were simply iPods that had fallen off a truck, with slight aesthetic modifications. Since its difficult conception the iCan't Believe It's Not iPod has gone from strength to strength.
== Strengths of iCan't Believe It's Not iPod! ==
The most obvious strength of iCan't Believe It's Not iPod! is the Blue Screen of Death. In most cases it seems to appear just when the song gets to the best point.
Another strength is the complete uselessness of the second function button except that it increases the frustration of the user because it makes it harder to press the actual button.
Finally the iCan't Believe It's Not iPod! is completely incompatible with every operating system except for Windows XP and for some strange reason Windows for Workgroups 3.1. This anomaly has not been explained and puzzles scientists, theologians and other more useless people.
Its weaknesses have not been found yet but it is only a matter of time.
== The iCan't Believe Product Range ==
iCan't Believe It's not iPod is the latest in along line of Microsoft products, including the iCan't Believe It's Not Mac! and the ever popular iCan't Believe It's Not PlayStation!. Microsoft have even created their own Uncyclopedia-inspired website, rather predictably named iCan't Believe It's Not Uncyclopedia!.
==Successor==
Rumors float around that the next step for Microsoft is the iCan't Believe It's Not iCan't Believe It's Not iPod! Other rumors suggest that another device is in the works tentatively titled "iCan't Believe its not iPad!"
== Lawsuits ==
Recently Microsoft has been in the firing line when the makers of I Can't Believe It's Butter decided to sue Microsoft for copyright violations. The final verdict in the 9th circle of hell was 9:1 in Microsoft's favour on the panel of 4 members. The losers are appealing to a higher court but due to a backlog it does not seem to be any good.
 
Category:I Can't Believe It's Not
IClothes

The Apple Computers line of iClothes were invented upon the principle that people love two things: nudity, and eating. Thus, Apple, the company who pioneered eatable computers, created eatable clothing. iClothes are lightweight, durable, and a fine source of fiber.
==Ad Campaign and Slogans==
When iClothes were first launched, they were accompanied by ads showing beautiful women eating parts of their clothing, and the slogan "Eat me." However after much pressure from the Latverian government, the slogan was changed to the current "Eat different."
==iClothes Flavors==
Currently were are eight original flavours that iClothes could be purchased in. As of 2006 & 1/2, there are nine flavours. In order of their invention, they are:
:Orange Mint (invented in 1954)
:Strawberry Melon (invented in 1960)
:White Supremacy (invented in Georgia)
:Banana Passion fruit (invented in 1965)
:Purple Oatmeal Cookie Crunch (invented in 1974)
:Red Rum (invented in 1980)
:Jamoca Watermelon (invented in 1984)
:Hard Ham (invented in 1999)
:Sex On A Hamburger (invented in 2006 & 1/2.234500583429)
==Controversy==
Since the release of iClothes in early 2005, there has been much controversy over the function of the clothes, and the message that it sends to young children. All of the speculation came to a head on May 21st, 2005, when a gang of homeless men tied a woman to a table, and ate her clothes off. Since then there have been many reports of rapists eating women's' clothing, drunk chicks eating their own clothing, and cats chewing on balls of yarn. This lead to a severe crackdown on the iClothing by governments in third world countries, due to fear that citizens might be using the iClothes as a source of food. On January 20th, 2006 US President George Bush, and Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper made it illegal for anyone under the age of twenty to wear iClothes. This law outraged Apple Computers, who in response announced that its new line of iClothes would be geared towards sex. These "iSex" iClothes will include an eatable school girl uniform, an eatable nurses' uniform, an eatable policeman uniform, and an eatable pair of assless Chaps.