PORTAL3.exe

== The BEGINING ==
So hi, my nam eis David Luminatry, and I live in small willage. I am also a huge fan of portal games. I even have tighty whiteys with companion cube picture. I Portal 2 played co-op by myself (I won, by the way) because few months ealier my best friend," Bronze V" died by sexual self-asfixiation to snoop doggs picture. He was also having scery nightmares about some spooky skeletons. I think that his death was intended, 'cause he couldent take these nightmares anymore. So few days ago, I waked up and went to my home doors. I found a package. I froze from spookyness. It was from my ded friend. I opened the package and to my surprise, inside were two things. Some hyperrealistic letter with words and a hyperrealistic CD. The CD had a title in red, which read: "P0RTAL3.exe" I was then rly spooked, cause I knew my friend was dead. I
walked back to home, and to my surprise, I saw..... nonething. My house was just like a black hole. I then managed to close my eyes, and a few seconds later I opened them. Everything was in its place. I thought that my mind was just playin' with me. I couldn't be more wrong...
== PART second ==
So then I walked to my room, and sat on my chair. After few seconds of thinking, I put the spooky CD in my laptop. I didn't notice anything special, I saw icon with some guy walking through portal with a big 3 next to him, and I clicked it. But it was just the beginning... After some time, a Valve logo was shown. I was spooked to death. The hyperrealistic black guy with valve in the back of his head was looking straight at me. He was smiling in an inhumen way. I noticed hyperrealistic blood leaking from his valve and his mouth. And then, I noticed that a man didn't have any eyes. In the back there wasn't playing normal intro music. Instead there were some spooky whispers. I counldnt make out all words, but I definitely heard "sandwich.....killl......."
and after that a loud scream could be heard. After what seemed like hours, the logo finally faded away. Then I saw source logo, but there was something fishy about it. And then I noticed, that in background, was barely visible white, fat guy, holding some kind of green rectangle with white numbers on it. And he was staying still for some amount of time. But after few seconds he faded away, and left the source logo alone. It also faded away after few seconds. I decided to turn my screen recording tool on, so I clicked alt-Tab. It didn't do anything. I was shocked. After something about 3 minutes of waiting, I was introduced to the main menu. At the bottom was written a writing "portal 3" and 3 was red. And this is the only normal thing about this menu...Under the logo there was chell, lying on a panel, without her foot, and with her head crashed by companion cube. Next to her was a bloody portal gun, and on the other site there was a monitor showing some kind of skull idk. I was rly scared, but I clicked "single player" anyway. The screen turned red for a while, but something was diffrent. I noticed an orange portal on the right side of the menu. I would say what i was feeling, but unfortunatley i lost my "cliché book". It had to fell out my pocket when i was writing this, and i dont want to know what is under me. After few seconds of red screen i was teleported to "test chamber 420". It was just messed up version of first test chamber from original p0rtal game. But the diffrence was....it had hyperrealistic blood all over the walls. I listened to GLaDOS' speec, which was really deep, and seemed to be played backwards. I didn't understand it, but i just simply didn't care. I proceeded to go trough the portal, and walked out of the room. I found myself in the next room, which was pitch black. The only visible things were: weighted storage cube and heavy duty super button. Both covered in hyperrealistic vegimite. I put cube on the button. And when the hyperrealistic cube touched hyperrealistic button, the hyperrealisti screen froze. I couldn't do anything. I was trying to shut down my laptop, clicked Ctrl+Alt+Delete, then Alt+Tab, then i just unpluged it. And when i was just abaut to destroy the laptop with my fathers shotgun, which he gave me for my birthday, i saw a face. It was the man i saw in the source logo, and the same one who was sitting in the portal in menu. He was staring at me with his hyperrealistic eyes. And the only thing i could hear was....
"A-Ba-Du Gaben..."
And then I died.
THE END
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