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Creepypasta Madness Part 2: The Plan

The names Matthew Grant. I was drinking some Cherry Coke. The Doorbell rang. My Dog, Soup started barking. I walked to door and Saw my friend Tartson Jack. "Hi, Mario got kiddnapped and Jamie also may get kiddnapped, so she told me to get you." He said "Limme first ask my Mom." I said. I went to the bathroom door. My Mom was taking a poop. "Hey Mom?" I asked. "Yes?" She said. "I'm going with a friend!" I told her. "Ok! Be back by 8:30 Pm or You'll be sorry!" She told me. "Ok!" I replied. I ran to the kitchen and got 3 Cherry Cokes, 2 pacts of skittles, 2 Dozen Apples, Some Gum, and A lot of water, I put the food in a bag. I also got my luck key chain. With a Agumon Key Chain, a Godzilla Key Chain, A Boo from Mario key chain and My Lucky Hatsune Miku Key Chain. "Let's go save Jamie!" I said. Also my Dog Soup came along. So Soup, Tart, and I are gonna go save Jamie! We ran to Battery Street the Street that Jamie lived on. In the street we saw a woman killing someone. "Lady who the FUCK are you?" Tart yelled. "I am Clockwork. Your fucking time is up." Said Clockwork. Clockwork ran up to us and tryed to stab Tart! But Soup Attacked Clockwork. "Dumb Mutt! Get the Fuck off me!" She said. And she stabed Soup!. "YOU FUCKING BITCH! DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!" I screamed at Clockwork. Tart got Soup. I then Raider Kicked Clockwork. "Die! You! Fucking! Bitch!" I told Clockwork while I kicked her. Soup then bit Clockwork. I then Raider Kicked Her again! "Cleansing!" She Shouted. her body turned yellow And she turned into a card and fell to ground and the art turned to black like a Cardian from Sailor Moon R. "What the Fuck just happend?" Tart asked. "Hey bro! Jamie's fine!" Tommas said "That's good." Tart replied to Tommas. "Let's get to Jamie's house!" I said. We ran to Jamie's house. But on the lawn we Gregory from Gregory's Room was on said lawn. "Embrace me. Love Me. I L O V E Y O U." Gregory said "Get the Fuck off the Lawn!" Tart yelled. Getting an apple and yeeting it at Gregory. "D I E." Said Gregory. Ms. Jones' card came up the driveway. She open the car door and said. "GET THE FFFFFFFUCK OFF MY LAWN!" "D I E." Gregory said. Shoting Ms Jones, she melted. "AHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' She Screamed. Her melted body turned into a card. The Card fell into a portal. "The flying fuck?" Tart said. I kicked Gregory down us three attacked Gregory until he screamed. "C L E A N S I N G" He turned into a card just like Clockwork and the art turned black. We kicked down the door and...
To be Continued
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Creepypasta Madness Part 3: Door Opened

I'm Jamie Jones. 5 minutes ago I saw my friends Tart and Matthew turn up in the fornt of my house. Gregory from Gregory's room was on the lawn. My Mom came, She told Gregory to Get off the lawn. Gregory shot her and she melted. I ran to the other side of my to cry. "It's ok Jamie. Don't Cry!" Tomams said. "MY MOM JUST DIED!" I told the 8 year old. "Oh. Oh crud." He replied. "Huh? Jamie! Look Out!" Tommas told me. But on his camera A voice said "Shhhhhhhhhhhh... Go to sleep." The man stabed Tommas blood covered the camera. "MMOOOOOMMMMMMMMMYYYYY!!!! SAVE ME PLEASE!!!!" Tommas Screamed. "Go to sleep." The man said. "Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sl-" "TOMMAS!!! GET OFF TOMMAS YOU BITCH!" Ms. Jack said. "Hahaha. The real Bitch here is you, you fucking fatass." I hered a gunshot and the man screamed "DAMN YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK-UP FAMILLY!!!! CLEANSSSSSSSSSSSSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The man screamed. But then a man behind me said. "Come with me little girl." I looked at him and it was the same man who kiddnapped Mario. "FUCK OFF!" I said. He put his robe in fornt of me and draged me to his body. Tart and Matthew came thought the door of my room "GET HER BITCH!" Matthew Yelled. "Fuck No." Said the man. He telported out of the room with me. Then black. Next think I know I'm in a room tied to a chair I saw Mario. "H-help." He said. "I WILL KILL BOTH OF YOU." Said a tall woman. "The Wo-wom-man in the thether." "DIE." Said THE WOMAN IN the THETHER. She kills us both. "N-no........" was the last words I said before I died. I woke up in heaven with Mario. God told us "I want you to see your friends again. I will give you the power of Kamen Raider Double." We're given Gaia Memories I got Joker and Mario got Cyclone. We are put back in our bodies. The ropes are gone. "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SURVIVE???" Ask The WOMAN. "Henshin." We said.
To be Continued
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Creepypasta Madness Part 4: W

Mario put in his Gaia Memory "Cyclone!" Mario's body fell to the ground. The Cyclone Memory was in my W Driver, I put in the Joker Gaia Memory. "Joker!" I put it in a W shape, "Cyclone! Joker!" And in a few seconds Mario's Soul entered my body and we Transformed into Kamen Rider W (Pronouned Kamen Rider Double). The Paradox Messenger appeared. "Die!" He said. "Time to count up your sins THE WOMAN IN THE THETER!" We said. "Woah, this is Awesome!" Mario said. The Paradox Messenger sent us and THE WOMAN in a Time rift. We fought THE WOMAN, it was a bit rough because ya know, two people in one body would be CHAOS. After attacking THE WOMAN. There was blood allover the place and then she disapeared. We folwed THE WOMAN. "Why are you folwing me??" We use Joker Maximum Drive. "Joker! Maximum Drive! Maximum Drive!" We rider kicked her "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" She screamed. THE WOMAN was dead. We returned back to the place we were tied up in. We ran out of there using before we split. Mario's body telported to where I was. I was outside on Wildfire Street. We dashed to ure houses. But when we were on Battery Street when I saw Insane Serenity. chasing Tart and Matthew! "DIE JEFF FANGIRLS!" She screamed "We aren't Jeff fangirls! Jeff is dead!" Tart said. "CLEANSING!" Serenity screamed. She could not last without Jeff. "So uhhh, how are you guys doing?" Mario asked. "Fine I guess." Tart said "Me two." Matthew said. We talked, and we were going to kill all creepypastas!
TO BE CONTINEUED.
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Creepypasta Wiki Chat

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Creepypasta banjo-kazooie haunted gaming

So I'm playing banjo-kazooie for the nintendo 64 playing my normal game I was in clankers cavern with 21 jiggys and I went to the bottom of clankers cavern and I noticed a bottle in the water now there was never a bottle before so I went to grab it and with plenty of air left I got killed by the bottle and as it showed banjo drown you could hear grunty laugh I had 9 lives left too. When I responded clankers cavern looked very different so I paused the game and got a message from grunty saying unpause the game NOW the message was also in blood red colors now being its a kids game I continued playing (Not scared.......Yet) Playing spiral mountain backwards everywhere I was stuck in gruntys lair. As I'm running around in grunts lair I constantly get a message in blood red again your save data infinity (I have no clue what that means) But when I get this message I die getting mad at the game killing me I through the controller and go to bed.
I woke up and turned the game on it was normal other than my save data was gone. (Explains the save data message) So I started playing the game from the beginning bottles tutorial was normal but when I went in gruntys tower I noticed more creepy things than last time. The water was blood,You could hear creepy screaming from a little girl,Grunty laughing she told me that she can hear what I say to the tv (What the hell do you mean) Grunty: Its simple I'm responding to you is that not true. (I spent money on this game FIX IT) Grunty: No. Then the game shut itself off. Even though the game was off another grunty message appeared asking if I thought it was going to shut her up you could still hear screamng and laughing even though the game was off then it turned itself back on so I unpluged the N64 Grunty told me to plug it back in or else (Or else what) Grunty: Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Then a picture appears on my tv of me on the floor in my room covered in blood with something evil looking eating me (Okay you can creep me out all you want I'll burn my Nintendo 64 then. You could hear grunty start laughing very loud. Grunty: Go ahead do it, it won't change what I will do to you. (Yes it will you can't scare me with what a don't know) Then I unpluged my tv. (So what are you gonna do) Grunty: I'll be back with an army plug your 64 back in enjoy your next few days. (Okay my banjo-kazooie game was back to normal I think its going to get haunted again in a couple of days so I wrote this incase of anything but I'm not scared)
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Creepypastas

""I was on Creepypasta.wikia.com, I had nothing else to do so I just clicked random creepypasta. I read through it, shocked, because it described everything I was doing at the moment. My name is Will Douglas."
My name IS Will Douglas. I copied and pasted this story, then I refreshed the page to see that it had vanished. The story was simply called Creepypasta. If this has happened to you please contact me at **********@yahoo.com"
I never posted any of this, yet it is here. I have been getting emails ever since this was posted. Here is one of the emails I got.
"Will,
I read your creepypasta. This must be discussed in private. Meet me at these coordinates: **.******, -**.******. (blocked out for security reasons) You will know its me when you see me.
Anonymous.
I investigated further and found out that these coordinates lead to a public area. A park. I drove there, it wasn't far from my apartment, only a 20 minute drive. This concerned me, did he know where I live? Regardless I met with him on a bench. I kept my distance, I was still shaken up from all that had happened. He was right, I knew it was him because he was wearing a guy fawkes mask, which is what the members of an online group known as the Anonymous wear. 
He said to me things I should not repeat, but basically the same thing had happened to him, and when he tried to investigate further, he got into a lot of trouble. I tried to explain to him that I never wrote this, he gasped then took me into an alleyway, where he took off his mask to reveal his hyper-realistic face and blood. His face was so horrifying that he could not have been human. I tried to run, but he just kept keeping up with me, like the Kardashians. I don't have much time left, the police won't believe me and he's coming for me. I think he was the one who wrote the story, he was the one who lured me to him, to trust him. He was so spooky, I have severe trauma now. If you are reading this, do not I repeat do not try to call the police, they can't stop him. Just run! And if he fi
YOUR NEXT!!!!!!111
You're***
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Creepypastas Are Everywhere

You remember creepypastas? Well, I was going to work, and I was working until there was a siren. I looked on every computer except for the last one. Strange music started to be heard. Like what the hell is that?
There was some text titled "333-333-333" and it was strange. So I got all of my work stuff, hurried up. And I dropped my computer, so what the heck? And at least I have my purse.
There was a black figure, with a blue mask chasing me with a knife, so I got the hell away. I got into my house, boarded the windows and the door. And locked my doors and windows.
Something appeared on my TV, and it was Nickeloden. And then it showed a room. And Gregory? Seriously? Not this again.
"No parents, no police."
"Gregory needs love.."
I got a pistol, and the episode ended. But there was an announcement.
"A CREEPYPASTA IS DOWN!"
Huh? It worked. So I shot Eyeless Jack, and it worked. Wait is that Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants? But I got close to him.
"DO IT.."
He had a shotgun, so I shot his shotgun out of his hand, and then I shot him.
Alright so I went outside, and the others are dead. And I saw my work boss, so I went up to my boss' corpse, and I opened up his computer. That 333-333-333 thing again? I shot it.
I saw Link on my old SNES, and I checked on it. 
It was the game, majora's mask.
Oh damn, that's scary as hell. So I shot the game, and the statue.
I am having a battle with Slenderman, and it's gonna be scary. He tried to jumpscare me but it didn't work. So I shot his proxies, his forest, his mansion, and his body.
It worked.
I woke up from that nightmare, and I was happy.
I checked everywhere in the house, and no scary stuff was there. But that nightmare still haunts my adult life...
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Creepypastas on lost

On September 22nd 2008 or something, some creepypasta characters were on a plane, however, the pilot didn't know how to fly a plane and the co-pilot was reading the newspaper cause, he was the only character in this story who can read, so the plane crashed on an island, everyone survived for no reason.
"Where are we?" Said Jeff.
"I don't know" Said Slenderman.
"We're on an island" Said Marshall.
"Oh, well, show us that this is an actual island" Said Jeff.
Marshall got out his pen & notepad and drew the island.
"Oh, it's makes sense now" Said Slenderman.
All the other people exited the plane, they got out their suitcases to see if they got any stuff left.
"Teddy!" Said Marshall, he them built an house out of random stuff he found.
"Hmmm, seems like he's ok" Said Chase.
"I'm sure he isn't" Said Birch.
Slenderman them gave Birch her panda teddy that she got when she was five.
"Oh my! Pandy, you're back!" Said Birch.
"See? She's obsessed" Said Jeff.
Them, Jeff got on his telephone.
"Hello, it's me, the co-pilot" Said the Co-Pilot.
"Wait? Aren't you dead?" Said Jeff.
"Yeah, I am" Said the phone.
THEM WHO WAS PHONE?
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Creepyrapsta

It all started with me (The authour) running down the street. Where was I going I didn't know. I was just running REALLY fast. But then! while I wasn't paying attenion My car crashed I screamed and went to check if I hit anything. When I got there I was met with the dead body of the famous rapper Lil lazy.
I then woke up from the pitch black darkness of my nightmare.. I checked my phone to see that my friends had invited me to a concert featuring the rapper in my dreams.
It was going to start at 3:33 PM. After that I went to work till the start of the concert.........
 
TIMESKIP... 6 HOURS AND 6 SECONDS AND 6 MINUTES 
I had made it to the concert, all my friends (Jimmy, Sehmo and Me) were waiting for me before we could enter. Luckly I was here!
Lil lazy had entered stage to alot of fanfare. Wait.. He thought... he was dead.. eariler he was crushed by his car... It didn't make sense to himself.. but just then..... The sky turned dark with the black moon that started screaming. Lil lazy looked directly at me with a Grin OF evil. "You killed me, didn't you?" 
"Huh?" He said. Lil Lazy "Don't pretend you don't know. It happened last night while you were out on a drive." I then stared to speak up "But, but, HOW ARE YOU BACK?"
Lil lazy started to laugh and then he said. "The lil crazy in my WENT out and I was spotted by the creepy pasta DEMONS. Jeff the Killer, Jeffery.exe, and the Spongebob. They gave me a second chance... to kill you.." Lil crazy started to turn into creepy pasta Jeff while screaming in teror. Everyone but me started to die and slowly. Lil lazy started to speak up. "I am NOW HUGE CRAZY the KILLER JEFF"]
He gave me a phone and told me to say my last words to the real world before I enter the Creepypasta. While I was enjoying the music I was given a call... It was my friend! He told me everything. I was so scared!! I then decided to leave ASAP and then I wrote this.....
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Critique of "Family Guy Funny Moments"

Is it just me or did "Family Guy Funniest Moments" drop in quality in recent years? Now while this is indeed merely a matter of opinion, it's a matter very personal to me, and close to my heart in many ways. It's commonly regarded knowledge in this day and age that the peak of "Family Guy Funniest Moments" was, without a doubt, the 2017-2019 season, where such classic episodes of the series, such as "Family Guy Funniest Moments #14: Lois Has Sex With Brian" and "Family Guy Funniest Moments #29: Stewie Goes Into Special Ed." These episodes have been regarded by many critics worldwide as the peak of the series, and defining what's regarded as comedy for YouTube and society as a whole, and has left an everlasting impact on today's culture.
However, it was at this point that the "Funny Cartoon Free Episode" YouTube channel started growing at a rapid pace, far exceeding what they initially thought, leading to them gaining a following they hadn't before seen. This was detrimental to Funny Cartoon Free Episode's mental state. No longer was this just another hobby project, he had an audience now, judging him for his every move and action. He couldn't naturally fall asleep, he had to drink himself to sleep each night, he resorted to hard drugs and several energy drinks to get him through every day, which, sadly, had come at the cost of the quality of the episodes. What were once 20 minute riots of laughter, were now merely 15 minutes of loosely connected scenes of random clips, seemingly to pad out what was once a completely reasonable goal while he was running Funny Cartoon Free Episode out of passion, was now seemingly a thing of the past.
I think I can safely say, we all hope Funny Cartoon Free Episode is able to find himself again, but the future looks brim. We were lucky that we, as a generation, were able to witness first hand what was the peak of the greatest animated series ever developed by man, "Family Guy Funniest Moments." It's only once in every few generation that something with such impact on us all comes to bless the planet, and I think all of us can rest easy now, knowing what we witnessed.
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Crocodile Racism

Crocodiles, they're such interesting creatures but I couldn't help but notice that they are the same color as weed. I just have this massive urge to call them weedskins whenever I see one. I can't help it I think I'm addicted or something, it's like a fucking drug to me. I tried talking to my therapist about it but she wouldn't help me, she called me a racist weirdo then kept all the money I used to pay for the sessions anyway. I went to rehab for addiction to weird stuff then they said I was way too weird to be there. They kicked me out then told me to live in Florida so I could spend more time with the crocodiles. They also suggested that the moment I get to Florida, the first thing I should do is have a one on one conversation with a crocodile. I don't know man I'm kinda scared not gonna lie but I saw someone on Yahoo answers say that it should be fine so I believe them.
P.S Apparently my therapist went off the map after that session I think she might need therapy herself now.
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Cruentus Oni

My name is Johnathan and I always loved the Oni games, my favorite was Heta Oni. It is more HD than the classic Ao Oni. I usually just play the old games after school. But on Presidents Day, I had a day off of school, so I went searching for some Oni games. I found this one called Kuro Oni, but this ad popped up which said, "Download Crentus Oni for free now!" It was weird because there was NOTHING on the internet about this game, but I put my suspicions behind and clicked download. It took until Saturday to finish downloading, and I have a really fast laptop.
I installed it, then clicked on the icon. It had one of those moving title screens, and were the graphics like that of an Xbox game. You start as an American photographer. You were nervously walking towards a mansion, but this was not the mansion like in the other games. It was all bloody with a pentagram on the door. he walked him and the door burned and became a bloody red color and a red Oni appeared in front of him. He grabbed him and mauled him, then it said:
"Game over...another one is missing,"
I shut down the game to calm down. I was curious what Crentus meant. Ao means blue, and Heta means grey, so I looked it up and it meant blood. So if you make it an English name, and edit it a tiny it, the game is called, "The Bloody Devil"
I immediately I turned the program back on. There was a saved file called, "the missing." It was the only working button, so I clicked on it. I started in the same house, all bloody, and with an arm missing. There was a woman in front of me, so I ran towards her. When I was half way there, she slowly turned around, she had no eyes, just sockets, and her heart was torn out. She pointed behind me and told me to watch out. I looked behind me and there was the same monster holding the arm of the photographer holding the woman's heart and eyes and in its mouth were the woman's eyes. I started running, but he caught up to me. Instead of it saying, "Game over, another one is missing."
It said, "Feel the taste for blood yet, Johnathan?"
I shut off my computer and put it in the attic, my usual hiding place. The creepiest part about this is the Oni was right, I did feel the taste for blood. Then I fell unconscious. When I woke up I was In my girlfriend, Sam's room, she was stabbed at least 100 times, literally.
I had a knife in my hand and blood on my shirt, which was the shape of a pentagon. Her parents were crying in the hallway saying, "WHY, WHY!"
Then I realized I committed a crime, and I would rather be in heaven than hell, or the slammer, so I inserted the knife into my throat, and pulled. A note of advice:
DON'T PLAY CRUENTUS ONI
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Crunch

In 1997, strange creatures arose from a nuclear explosion. They swim in acid and eat themselves. They look horrible. They live in circle-shaped abysses as deep as the ocean. They have been proven to be edible, but only when you are under extreme famine. They taste horrible. If you want to research these horrible creatures, look up "cinnamon toast crunch".
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