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Coupons

Coupons are those worthless pieces of magazine paper that dumb Californian girls try to take advantage of company offers to people in order to encourage them to go to KFC or McDonalds or Mr. Defecat's House of Shitburgers, and maybe save a cheap buck if they are lucky. There are many sorts of coupons, all of which are equally likely to piss you off. Once in awhile, you might be lucky enough to receive a giant booklet of coupons which advertise that they can save you a total of 300$! That is, assuming you plan on going to Taco Bell and Jack In the Fuckin' Box for the rest of your life and are physically capable of digesting both a Chocolate Cake and Deep Fried Zucinni at the same time. The only reason businesses make coupons is to fuck with you. When in reality, you end up buying more then you want and spend MORE MONEY!
==Pronunciation==
Is it cue-pon or coo-pon? Does it really matter? You're fucked either way.
==Forgotten==
So, that stupid restaurant hands you a large package in coupons that can save you a total of 30$. 30$ is nice. Anyway, you go for weeks on end after you get the coupons thinking "I'll go there for dinner. I'll go there for dinner. I'll go there for dinner." The stress claws at your very sanity. You finally muster up the energy and will to go to the restaurant, and you order something big. No biggie, you'll save roughly 12$ on your food, and that money will go straight to your child's college funds... or your drug money, whichever comes first. Not a problem, right?
...But wait, you left the coupon book in the house! By the time you realize it, your food is ready, you're too hungry and too discouraged to go back home and get the coupons. You want to shoot yourself in the face...but you left your gun at home too. Plastic knives don't cut skin, so your pretty much fucked.
==As if forgetting the coupon isn't bad enough==
You buy a subscription to a newspaper, because, ya know, the economy is downhill and newspapers are dropping faster than American high school students. So, you go through the newspaper sections that nobody cares about, like front page news, missing animals, obituary, nuclear bombs going off...Screw those things, I need a goddamn Big N' Fucking Tasty. So, you get to the back of the newspaper, and sure enough, there is a coupon for your favorite fast food restaurant! "Buy 1 Heart Clogger at Burger King and get the second one for only $.50!" Sweet! 
You wait at work for about 4 hours, doing whatever the hell you do for work, and finally, lunch hour comes! You drive on down to your local Burger King, Carl's Jr., Jack in the Box, or McDonalds, show them your little coupon, and guess what? Apparently this particular joint doesn't accept coupons! You try to reason with the register lady, but she can hardly speak English! Fucking coupons! WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME LIKE THIS!
==See also==
*A popular source of coupon codes
Category:Advertising
Category:Business
Category:Scams
Covered in sticks, mud, and other animals' shit

Being Covered in sticks, mud, and other animal's shit is a form of ritual celebration in many tribal cultures and a form of punishment and humiliation in Western non-civilization. A device that can be attached to computers and activated over the Internet results in the intended recipient being covered in the aforementioned material was an important precursor to the development of the machine that made it possible to communicate with computers (see Internet). It was also used heavily by many tribal cultures wishing to live in the civilized world while still maintaining their extreme heritage.
== Common Appearances ==
Some common appearances of the condition are on vagrants (as opposed to hobos, whose urban environment often precludes sticks and mud). Sufferers of the condition are usually insane or very primitive, though some have been known to speak coherent languages on occasion.
== Ingredients ==
Sticks are generally derived from trees, though exceptions have been noted. Pointy or thorny sticks often produce the best results. Mud is an essential ingredient because it binds everything into a cohesive paste, possessing binding qualities lacked by both sticks and other animal's shit. The animal shit is traditionally sprinkled from a height.
== See Also ==
* Animals with feet war with animals with no feet
Category:Trees
Category:Shit
Covidiot

A Covidiot is a person who thinks in a state of pure idiocracy during the COVID-19 pandemic. Unlike Covid-Chadism (pictured), Coviodiocracy can include actions such as,
*Cutting Holes in your protective face mask to make more breathing room.
*Panic buying completely unessential essential items, such as toilet paper.
**This also includes all the other paper products, such as tissues and paper towels
*Panic crowding, which is a whole problem that shall be discussed later.
*And the most notorious act of "covidiocracy" is injecting harsh chemicals into your body.
===Where to find Covidiots===
You can find Covidiots anywhere nowadays. Covidiotcism commonly plagues the white upper-class suburban communities. Though this may seem sad cause without these poor families, whos gonna buy the chick-fil-a and soccer registrations?! Covidiots do significantly help the economy flourish, which is why in 1920, several years before the Great Depression, all the Spanish-fluidiots died and caused the economy to crash harder than Flight 370.
Finding Covidiots will not be a difficult task because in 2020, Covidiots appeared anywhere they could be that wasn't their own house. You can tell someones a Covidiot because the never wear gloves and masks, which in most states in America requires, wash their hands, and respect other people's space.
===Covid-cramming===
Though COVID-cramming sounds like a sick perverted action that disrespects the quarantine order, it's an action almost all Covidiots perform. Most COVID-cramming happens after the slightest restriction is lifted on a certain place or thing, such as parks and recreational activities. For a taste of COVID-cramming, go to your nearest park, be that a small children's playset or a national park and many people will be there.
====The Slough of Despair====
The Slough of Despair is where the deity of suburban families go if they don't infect their elderly neighbors. Though the Slough Master (the head brogurdhala of the Slough) identities unknown, there's a big theory circling around that it may be MC Ride, the lead singer of Death Grips, and the head of Hobo Conglomerate.
==Pros and Cons of Covidiots==
While Coviodiocracy seems sad, there are many pros and cons to this.
===Pros===
A pro of Coviodiocracy is the cleanliness of the universe's most important pool. This pool is better known as "the studded-jean pool" but because of the overflow of soccer moms being removed, this is slowly becoming the "gene pool." Though people getting removed from this pool, by the universes lifeguard may seem bad, you shouldn't worry, because all the idiots are getting removed which will better our society.
===Cons===
The pros of Covidiocism may seem like a blessing, Covidiots also comes with a curse. This curse is a mass infection. Though these people are larping the famous mobile game known as Plague Incorporated by trying to infect everyone they can, you gotta realize that they may get your poor gam-gam, so be careful
Category:COVICAT-19
Category:Idiots
Cow

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Cow can refer to:
*You have two cows
*Cow tipping
*Until the Cows Come Home
*HowTo:Milk a Cow
*Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire
*Your mom
Category:Bovines
Cow tipping

Cow tipping is a term that describes the custom of giving bovines an additional sum of money in exchange for their milk, meat, or other services. Cow tipping is quite common in the American South, and it is considered proper etiquette to tip at least fifteen percent of whatever the bill may be. In fact, dairy cows make a majority of their money from tips and receive for each gallon of their milk that is sold.
Although appropriate in most situations, in some circumstances– say the cow is or was government-d– cow tipping is illegal, i.e. bribery.
==History==
Though it is unknown when cow tipping was actually invented, some historical events are believed to have led directly to it.
*In 1255, Louis IX of France gave an elephant to Henry III of England for his exotic dairy farm. (The resemblance to Henry's mother's was uncanny.)
*Julius Caesar and Pliny both believed that moose have no knee joints and can not get back up if pushed over. (They took cheese and pity.)
*Cow tipping may have been common practice even earlier. (B.C.)
==Variations==
===People tipping===
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Soon after elephant tipping, moose tipping, and cow tipping were invented, the practice of tipping humans developed. Since the breastfeeding of infants is similar to the milking of cows, the first people to receive tips were s, followed by mothers who breastfed their biological children. Over the next few decades, waitresses began to occasionally be given an additional 15–20% of the bill to keep for themselves, provided a dairy product was served during the meal. Eventually, people tipping became a part of everyday life, and in many areas, it is considered rude to decline from people tipping.
===Fly tipping===
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In England, it has also become custom to offer flies a pound or two if they agree to consume your garbage, thus eliminating the need to visit the rubbish dump and dispose of the waste properly. Though it seems harmless enough, fly tipping can lead to excess littering as many flies will not consume an entire pile of trash and will instead leave it on the curb or in some other unauthorized area. As a result, British officials have attempted to ban fly tipping, though the practice still occurs in many parts of the country.
==In popular culture==
===Pranks===
With cow tipping gaining such popularity, pranks concerning cow tipping are becoming more and more widespread. A common prank involves an individual approaching a cow and asking it if it enjoys cow tipping. When the cow answers Moo (Cowese for yes), the prankster attempts to "tip" the cow by pushing it over. However, most cows weigh somewhere between much and a lot, and few attempts of this prank are successful. Other pranks include promising to tip a cow once it is sleeping, with the catch that it must be standing up. Since it is impossible for a cow to sleep while standing, the cow is in effect gypped out of its money.
==See also==
*You have two cows
*Until the Cows Come Home
*Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire
Category:Commerce
Category:Bovines
Category:FA Animals
Category:FA Economics
Category:FA Cows
Cows will kill you

Cow Death, often referred to as "Udder Death", is a serious threat to mankind as, in the last 10 years, the number of victims has dramatically risen from 2 pigs to 40 million people. 
== Not Just In The Air ==
Contrary to urban legend, death by cow is not only caused by the inhalation of methane emitted by these hulking beasts. Disturbingly, new techniques have been developed within the last 2 years to equip them for their battle against the world. Many observers state that it is only a matter of time before these glaze-eyed devils surpass even humanity's greatest accomplishment - pie.
== Biology and Danger ==
Obviously, cows are large. When in large numbers, they can use their collective largeness to trample any unsuspecting human(s) or cause small earthquakes. They also possess defense mechanisms, such as methane expulsion, which can send an average human adult into seizures or cardiac arrest (they also it use to assault the earth's ozone layer), toxic saliva, which contains numerous potentially-fatal retroviruses, horns (on males), and hooves (see above). Their tails can be used to impale, and are thought to contain poison. Some even speculate that their tails aren't tails, but flexible, hair-covered stingers.
== Don't Eat The Cheese ==
Ever been inside the cow containment area in a cheese factory? Of course not! You'd be killed on the spot. Upon entering this enclosure, a person inhales a deadly concoction of hydrocarbons and other evil chemicals, which cause the shutdown of the brain and central nervous system. The cows then remove the brain and add it to the milk, which is churned into cheese - aka head cheese. Remember: every time you eat cheese, you might as well be impersonating a zombie by opening your hapless victim's skull and feasting upon the chewy grey delicacies matter within.
== The Purpose ==
Why would cows want this? Power, of course. Cows know that if they ruled the planet, they'd not only never have to worry about being turned into mouthwatering barbaric beef products for human consumption, they would finally be able to control everything that humanity has worked for. Cows are jealous, and strongly believe that they deserve a turn at dominance.
== What To Do If An Encounter Occurs ==
Cows don't like cold temperatures or Snow Baby figurines. If you are confronted by one of the menacing monsters, it would be good to have a watergun filled with ice water, a waterballoon filled with ice water, a canister of liquid nitrogen, or Vladimir Putin. These frigid objects in particular will send the behemoth lumbering in the other direction, although other cold objects may be used, but to less effect. Cows find Snow Baby figurines to be very irritating, and avoid proximity with them whenever possible (much like vampires and crucifixes).
== See Also ==
*Goats
*Sheep
*Horses
*Llamas
*Alpacas
Category:Bovines
Category:Conspiracies
Crackers

Crackers could refer to any of, some of, or none of the following:
* White people - if you want to be rude. 
* Snacks made from White people. 
* Salty snacks
* Graham crackers, commonly served with melted chocolate and grilled marshmellows. Also known as "Smores". 
* Cheese crackers. Sometimes fish shaped, sometimes not. Not recommended to feed TO your fish. Ducks and Geese on the other hand, love them. So do Seagulls but if you feed those, they will turn around and do a dump on your head. Or your windshield.
Cranberries

Cranberries are widely acknowledged as the tastiest food known to man. Cranberries are made from the sacred skin of Jesus and contain vitamins A,B,C,D,E plus several other vitamins that have not yet been discovered. The taste of cranberries can be described as being drop kicked in the face by Chuck Norris. One cranberry can cause a multiple orgasm, a handful of cranberries can cause your head to explode, twice. Cranberries have been proven to cure blindness, combat terrorism and improve your sexiness if you rub them on your skin.
Einstein spent his entire life trying to find something tastier then a cranberry. On his deathbed he discovered the one thing that was tastier then a cranberry: two cranberries.
==To Catch a Cranberry==
To catch a cranberry you must climb Mount Everest with your bare feet. Once at the top, you must prove your worthiness to the wise cranberry monks by having an erotic tango dance with 12-foot-katanas!!! After that you must have a naked wrestling match with a serial rapist. Finally, you must play someone in Super Smash Bros. who has unlimited hammer, which is FUCKING cheap. If the monks find you worthy they will let you have one of their cranberry apprentices, but if you fail they WILL EAT YOU ALIVE. BLARRRRRRGH!!1
==Cranberry Juice==
To drink the blood of a cranberry is considered blasphemy and is punishable by death and the removal of genetalia.
Ocean Spray is a satanic cult that focuses on drinking cranberry juice. It was rumoured that George Bush was a member of the cult, but he claims to have no affiliation with the group and adds that some of his best friends are cranberries.
==See Also==
*Blood
*Sexy
Category:Articles Where You'd Fall While Looking for Bands or Musicians
Crazy

Did you mean...
*Insane
*Nuts
*Schizophrenic
*Bat Fuck Insane
*Wacky
*Misunderstood
*North Korea
*Iran
*Israel
*China
*Dictator
*Diddy
*Kanye West
*Orgasm
*Taxi
*AAAAAAAAA!
*Ape-Shit Crazy
* That song from the 2000's from the band that nobody remembers
Category:Invisible Things
Category:Philosophy
Category:Psychology
Category:Open Source
Category:Adjectives
Crazy, Loopy & Un-British

Crazy, Loopy & Un-British are the arch-enemies of Snap, Crackle & Pop. As such they fight against everything Snap, Crackle & Pop stand for, namely nutritious rice-based cereal, they are much more fond of corn and wheat based cereals to the point where they have become fanatical about it and are hell-bent on the annihilation of their rivals.
== Background ==
In 1994 Crazy, Loopy & Un-British shocked the World by declaring a war on rice-based cereals everywhere, this culminated in the unfortunate and rather gruesome “Ricicles” massacre of 1998 which resulted eventually in a treaty being drawn up between the two parties and overseen by NATO securing the future of cereals based on rice, corn and wheat (and bran, but no-one cares about bran). 
This treaty, known as the Breakfast Agreement prohibits direct military action between the opposing factions (although everyone is free to attack bran, no-one really even likes bran); however the tactics employed by both sides are now more underhand with all operations being carried out covertly. Throughout this conflict Tony “the Tiger” Balboa has chosen to remain neutral, refusing to give support to either side, although some speculate that this is simply due to him being too preoccupied with the subsequently declared war on bran.
== Crazy ==
Crazy is the eldest of the brothers and was their leader until he was apprehended by the authorities attempting to buy babies off eBay to train from birth as his army of evil. He is a known cannibal and is considered extremely dangerous, he has escaped from prison twice in the past and the authorities won’t be surprised if he does it again. His weapon of choice is his own teeth and his favourite animal is the wombat.
== Loopy ==
Loopy is the middle brother and suffers from an affliction which makes him unable to colour-coordinate his clothing (hence the appalling dress sense). Other than that he is relatively un-noteworthy and is often overlooked.
== Un-British ==
Un-British is the youngest of the three brothers and as such rebelled somewhat more than his siblings as a teenager, choosing to dress entirely in black with the exception of his fez (which is red; all fez’s are red, if it’s not red it’s not a proper fez). Much to the dismay of his parents he adorned his walls with posters of his idol, Saddam Hussein and grew a moustache in an attempt to be more like his childhood hero. His weapon of choice are dual Uzis and his favourite season is autumn. As well as being obsessed with the annihilation of rice-based cereals, Un-British is also vehemently anti-British, a truly startling coincidence given his name. He has made it a personal mission of his to destroy queues, pies and rugby wherever it may be found in an attempt to crush the moral spirit of Brits.
Category:British culture
Category:Mascots
Category:Television characters
Category:Television in the United Kingdom
Crazy Larry

Crazy Larry is in fact a misnomer. He started his acting career as a momentary distraction from incipient syphilitic dementia, staring in 1975's Magnum Torch Song Trilogy, playing himself as a vigilante, chanteuse and pyromaniac. The whirlwind of publicity, instant stardom and elevation of Crazy Larry to a pop culture archetype took everyone - including Larry himself - by surprise. As the first of the sound byte action heroes everyone from mailmen to presidential candidates were spouting his catch phrases "Wanna get lucky, punk?" , "Make me a drink" and "Hey, Sailor!"
==Out of the Pubic Eye==
Despite his sudden popularity, Larry's star-studded lifestyle was not enough to preserve his sanity. His life took a turn for the worse when a sixteen year old fan burned down his high school in a black sequined evening gown. Blaming himself for the tragedy Larry suffered a nervous breakdown and semi-retired from acting. The only films made during this bleak period of the star's life featured a monkey as a co star, and therefore found little appreciation from the popular audience.
==Sightings==
Crazy Larry is reported to have been seen in a Newcastle school by the name of Adam Bradley. care should be taken in approaching Larry as he is extremely contagious.
Also will respond to Highlander or Landrover, it is the custom to throw rocks at him and ward him off and property owned by anyone.
Has been sited in Newcastle's capital 'the monument' lying down with his big bag of mystery mumbling to himself about how the real Santa will one day come back kick the shit out of him in a big gay wrestling match. 
==Later History==
In 1985, Larry exploded onto the scene determined to make things right. This consisted primarily of parlaying his ciche culture clout (and his amazingly awful alliterative ability) to open a discount medical supply warehouse with himself as spokes person. However, Crazy Larry was a changed man. He puttered around in his ratty bathrobe and bunny slippers muttering dejectedly "I'm sorry" and "You're right, you're right". It looks like we will never again witness the glory of Larry's early years in film.
==The Future==
Crazy 'Bradass' Larrimy is going to wrestle his way through collage while studying l33t and having mad 'bum-love' (as in: the anus and being hoborific). He then plans to catch chlamydia off a 13 year old salamander named Frederick and then get a job at the local death row helping the inmates decide to commit suicide, freeing up more cells to put charvs in and thus saving the world. He will then search the World of Warcraft for an 'Anti-Larry' so they can run into each other annihilate himself the only way possible and make the world perfect. 
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Crazy Incoherent Rambling
Crazy leg syndrome

Forget your down syndromes and your Alzheimer’s. Crazy Leg Syndrome (CLS) is the most serious disease ever. So what is CLS you ask? Well, honestly, have you been living under a fucking rock or something?? Because quite frankly you would have to be a complete hermit if you didn't know what crazy leg syndrome is. Oh but don't get it confused with polio, or A.D.H.D. CLS is unique. Let me set you up with a scenario.. so basically you're walking down the street, and suddenly your legs just go crazy, I’m not talking about Michael Jackson crazy, I mean fucking crazy, there sticking out in every direction, doing all sort of dances (the chicken dance, the twist and the moonwalk) and you just can't control it. This is a crazy leg seizure. Sound familiar.. well congrats, you have crazy leg syndrome.
Crazy Leg Syndrome is also known as "Heebie-Jeebies" or "Elvis Legs". 
== What are the symptoms? ==
*You enjoy listening to the veronicas and dancing the night away.
*One of your leg is different than the other one in any way possible.
*You have leg spasms (not to be confused with tourettes).
*WARNING: most people are born with crazy leg syndrome, but you can get it from eating too many sultana snacks and spinach!
== Who has it? ==
*Michael Jackson
*Justin Timberlake
*Gay backup dancers
*Elvis Presley
*Jack, the lead singer of The Rogues
*Craig Goode - Jailhouse FC
and also weird people
== Is there a cure? ==
Fortunately for the amusement of many people, there is no cure for CLS. Once you have it, you're stuck with it for life. Though it has been rumoured that you can brew a certain witches' potion that will slow down the effects of crazy leg seizures for a couple of days.
== What can I do to help? ==
Well you can actually buy an orange armband that has the words "CLS" imprinted upon it; the proceeds towards the selling of these armbands go towards the founder's weekly grocery shopping. You could also invent a cure for CLS, but then again you could also not.
Category:Syndromescategory:Health