Uncle Grandpa Vengence

Previous Installment
Steven Universe, Finn the Human, Mordecai, and Gumball Waterson have been traveling around the multiverse. Their purpose was to end Bad shows that the world hated the most. They went to Johnny Test Universe and bombed the city. Then they went to the teen titans go universe and bombed the titan tower, killing all the teen titans in it. I can go on and on but long story short, they basically wiped out almost every bad show in existence. There are now a few bad shows to destroy, and Uncle Grandpa is one of them, and he is next. The Guys used a Portal gun to transport into the target's place.
When Steven Universe, Finn the Human, Mordecai, and Gumball Waterson arrived out of their portal, they were in some plain green land, and at a distance, they could see a trailer out in the field. Mordecai immediately knows that Uncle Grandpa is in the trailer, so he yelled at Finn who has a Rocket Launcher "Shoot it". Finn shot the Rock Launcher at the trailer and it exploded into pieces, it was now nothing but flames. Steven Universe, Finn the Human, Mordecai, and Gumball Waterson thought they were finished with the job and they were about to leave when they saw a shadow in the smokes of the destroyed trailer. The shadow was walking out of the smoke and he looked angry. When it finally walked out of the smoke they couldn't believe their eyes. 
It was UNCLE GRANDPA, HE SURVIVED.
Finn launched the rocket launcher again at uncle grandpa, but Uncle grandpa still emerged from the smoke with nothing but Dust all over his body. Uncle Grandpa's face went from anger to an evil smirk. Steven Universe yelled out "HOW THE HELL DID YOU SURVIVE". Uncle Grandpa slowly walked to them and said "Nanomachines son". Finn is out of rocket launchers at that point. Uncle Grandpa immediately sprinted at the group, he jumped in the air so high and lifted his hand, and then he punched Gumball's face so hard that he made a big punctured hole in his face, killing him.
Mordecai immediately took out a gun and tried to shoot Uncle Grandpa, but Uncle Grandpa noticed and dodged the bullets, and then he ran to Mordecai. Mordecai unfortunately is out of bullets. Uncle Grandpa choked Mordecai and threw him into the oven. Uncle Grandpa turned on the heat of the oven. Mordecai screamed, being burned to death, and turned into a freshly cooked Turkey.
Finn the Human and Steven Universe are staring at Uncle Grandpa with fear on their faces. They both were their next targets. Finn and Steven took out their own swords and charged at Uncle Grandpa. But Uncle Grandpa was just done at this point. He took out from his belly bag a lightsaber and slashed Finn the Human and Steven Universe into halves, obliterating them. Well, Steven is now nothing but a gem. But Uncle Grandpa took out a hammer and smashed the gem into pieces. Then he took out his shovel and buried the broken pieces of gem in dirt.
After all that, Uncle Grandpa placed back the lightsaber and his shovel back in his belly bag. Then he called out to Pizza Steve and Gus "So guys, what should we donate this turkey to an orphanage".
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