Barnixx Assault

NO PLZ I DIDNEY KNOW THAT IT WAS DO IT!!! NO!!! OK FINE I DREW THE PENTAGRAM PUT TH BARNEY PLUSH N D CENTER BUT I HAD NO IDEAD THAT THE DEVL WUD TURN IT N2 EVIL BARNIXX AND IT WAS SCAAARING MEEEEE!!! NOOOO! I SORRY TH MISSINGNO LAVENDER TOWN GHOST CURSED HIM AND MADE HIM THE DEVIL AND HE IS EVIL AND HE CAN READ UR THOTS AND HE KNOWS UR SCARED HE HE KNOWS UR ADRESS AND HE KNOWS!!! HE KNOWS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Ok... let me calm down...
Ok so Evil Spiritomb A.K.A "Devl Lol" appeared and he said "lololol ur so dead" and i was like "NOOOOO! I only want 2 summon Barny!" Devl Lol said "lol if it is ur wish" and so he used his demonic pokeman powers that he learned from TM666 and he bring the Barny plush to life and he took the VHS tape and said "Lol I'll be back with this later! Lololololol!" He then went back through his portal to the evil glitch dimension.
The Barny doll was alive just like on the TV NOSTALIGIA and he said "We r play" But then the Missingo. Lavender Town Ghost appeared from the evil glitch dimension and saided "ur gonna die lol" and i was hit it with my base ball and he said "40 ERROR" and I was DEAD!!! While i was dead i seen that he put a curse on the Barney and he was turned EVIL BARNIXX!!!
Later the day I was respawn and I seen the Evil Barnixx and he was glaring at my hyperrealisticly NOOOO! I seen him scary i ran and he said "GET BACK 4 PLAY!!" andi ran and said "NOT TODAY" but then my mamama stoped me and said "NO RUNNING IN HOUSE!!!' but then Evil Barnixx appeared and ate her and she screamed "NOOOOO!" and she was swallowed and Evil Barnixx used Stockpile. He then used Spit UPp and her blood and guts and skelolten popped out and was all over me and i was hurt real lbad and so i ran and ran so much and then my dad was there and he sadi "NO RUN IN HOUSE YOUNG MAN!!!" I sadi "NO U GET EAT TOO!" he said "No" but then Evil Barnixx was eat him too and he was dead because Evil Barnixx used Stockpile and Swollow and was become more powerful and i was like "NOOO!" and so i ran again.
I ran 2 a store named Kmart and it was defunct but I broke in anyway. I hide in a back room but in the back room there wases a Luigi Board and without me touching it it spelled out "O-P-E-N F-O-R B-U-S-I-N-E-S-S" I was like "wat?" And so I look out of the back room and the Kmart was open like in the 90's kid days but NOOO EVIL BARNIXX WAS EVRYWHERE!! Ran i sure did for 2 seconds but i was eaten by Evil DIinosaurixx (an apparent Evil Barnixx bootleg) NO! and so I was regurjitated and was run out of th store.
I went to Hardee's and it was out of bisiness so i brake in and found a penny. And so I appeared in the - wait - I APPEARED!? NO I AM TURN EVIL BARNIXX!!! anyway i was seen another Luigi Board and it spelled out "D-E-A-D" so i looked and Evil Barnixx was selling human flesh biscuits NO! so i find a Evil Barnixx constume and put it on but Evil Barnixx saided "IMPOSTER!!!" so he ejected me and got in his rofl copter and flew down like soisoisoisoisoisoi and I was turned into human flesh biscuit and dead.
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