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Vanilla

Vanilla refers to the flavour produced by the seedpods of a rare tropical plant that grows only in distant plantations in sultry climes and exotic lands. The word vanilla is therefore colloquially used to indicate that something is boring and commonplace. 
The vanilla orchid is native to Mexico. Historically, cultivation is difficult because the vanilla orchid craves one thing above all others: human blood. Workers in the vanilla fields wear protective clothing; however, the vanilla vine is a wily creature and is often able to confuse and defeat its prey with various cunning stratagems. For example, in 1943, a vanilla vine convinced Mexican agricultural labourer Lars GunderssenIt is a little-known fact that, since during harvesting season many Mexican seasonal workers choose to work in the USA, the Mexican farm industry has to make up the labour-pool shortfall with Norwegians. to remove his protective eyewear by pointing and yelling, "Isn't that Oscar Wilde?" Gunderssen removed his goggles, and within an instant the fiendish vanilla had sent a tendril through his left eye and around his brain, which was pulled out through the now-empty socket. The vanilla dropped the brain on the ground and consumed Gunderssen's brainless corpse. Since Gunderssen's brain still had its right eye attached, he was able to watch the entire process. This is why you should never feel bad about eating vanilla: that's what it would do to you if you gave it half a chance!
By the 1960s it became clear that traditional methods of vanilla cultivation were woefully inadequate. The hideous deathrate in the industry lead to high prices for vanilla. Accordingly, the vanilla industry searched for a way to reduce the body count. They came up with two approaches to the problem: psychological and biological.
In the psychological approach, botanical psychologists tried to understand where the vanilla was coming from– why such violence? There has been little progress on this front, other than a vanilla orchid in Madagascar breaking down in tears and saying, "I just get angry, that's all."
The biological approach has also been unable to create a calmer, more docile form of vanilla, but project head Doctor Demonicus has created a hybrid vanilla–strawberry–cocoa plant which he calls the "Neapolitan tree". The use of fruit from this tree in ice cream was widely protested by anti-GM activists, who have since been consumed by ten-foot-tall Dobermans with compound eyes and jellyfish tentacles in place of limbs.
Recent reports have suggested an alarming outbreak in Miami. Fifty are rumoured to be dead, one surviving long enough to suggest a strain of vanilla has bred with a triffid to produce a highly mobile specimen.
==Notes==
Category:Plants
Category:Beans
Category:Flowers
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Vanuatu

Vanuatu, officially the Republic of Vanuatu (Bislama: Ripablik blong Vanuatu, French: République de Vanuatu), is a country in Oceania. Like Fiji, people from Australia and New Zealand like to go snorkelling there. Although you can easily get there by plane, everybody goes on a cruise to get there. Unlike its neighbour the Solomon Islands, the government actually cares about other countries and doesn't threaten its national security. It is officially the brother nation of New Caledonia. The downside of going there is that some people there eat bats!
Category:Oceanian countries
Vapor-lit

Vapor-Lit or Vapor-Literature is a "literary style" that emerged who knows when which serves only to fill the Internet with more useless nonsense shit.
==Origins==
Its origin is uncertain, however, it has certainly been influenced by Vaporwave and other types of internet art, being first noted in some random posts on Reddit. Because it's such an awful movement, even 4chan users ostracize any publication related to Vapor-Literature.
==Features==
The main characteristic of this movement is the ultra-fast publishing of raw ideas, experimental essays, experimental poetry, and experimental graphic novels. Another feature is the "deconstruction" of literary classics, such as the "vaporization" (whatever that means) of works such as "Moby Dick" and "Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde". Some say they are "aesthetic versions" of such classics (but nope!). The books of this style are marked by endless repetitions of words, sentences, paragraphs, and entire pages, and the texts are filled with spacing and Russian/Japanese characters. The classics are turned into illegible, meaningless, and incomplete stories. Indeed, Vapor-Literature is another giant crap produced by the Internet.
==See also==
*Vaporwave
*Microwave
Category:Literature
Category:Subcultures
Vaporwave

ＶＡＰＯＲＷＡＶＥ　っ鬱ホ is a musical style that emerged at the beginning of this century (depending on which century you are in, of course), but was only "rediscovered" by unbathed virgins in the year 2010 on Tumblr, which soon after grew a lot in popularity, until it reached the ears of the millennials who like to brag about enjoying different musical genres. Nowadays, this musical style has several subgenres.
==Origins==
As with anything bizarre on the internet, the style also emerged on 4chan, as well as other more prestigious sites such as Bandcamp (place where nobody buys) and started simply with a few unemployed doing some mixing because there was nothing much to do. However, it was on Tumblr that the movement gained strength... now, why on Tumblr?
==See also==
*Vapor-Lit
*Future Funk
*Macintosh
Varenicline

Varenicline (also called Chantix or Champix) is a drug, made by Pfizer, which is used to help people stop smoking by making them feel too miserable to smoke. Its intended effects include horrible nightmares, unbearable stomach cramps, profuse sweating, rocking back and forth in a corner talking to your dead grandfather, and an inhibited desire to slowly kill oneself with cigarettes (usually replaced by a desire to immediately kill oneself with a rock hammer).
==Development==
Varenicline was discovered when some Russian guy found a bunch of it in his spice cabinet and put some of it into his borscht as a substitute for oregano. In addition to losing interest in tobacco products, the man began having uncontrollable seizures which left him permanently comatose. Lionel T. Wimberley, a Pfizer chemist, found that the man had quit smoking since becoming comatose. He decided to bring this information to his superiors who agreed that a profit could be made from this chemical to help people stop breathing smoking.
Clinical trials on varenicline concluded that it was extremely effective at helping patients cease smoking and proper cognitive functioning. The FDA was so impressed with the results and potential profit from the drug patent that a thorough 10-month investigation into its side-effects was forgone for a smell and taste test taking only a few minutes. The drug became available the following autumn and became a very popular gift item that holiday season.
thumb|left|240px|An artist's impression of what varenicline makes his brain feel like.
==Mechanism of reaction==
Some molecules or complexes or whatever interact with receptacles in the brain. This causes a chemical reincarnation in the brain that is well-understood by scientists but is poorly understood by Uncyclopedia editors and the layman. Some users of varenicline have complained of not being able to remember what they were going to complain about, which doctors believe is due to receptoids in the post-frontal region of the brain exploding and leaking precious brain juice into the Hernan cortex. Or something.
Unlike other smoking cessation AIDS, varenicline contains no nicotine, the organic insecticide produced by the tobacco plant. By destroying the receptionists in the occupational lobe, varenicline decreases one's desire for nicotine and self-preservation.
==Side effects==
The side effects of varenicline are poorly understood as it is difficult to tell adverse effects from beneficial effects. The FDA has announced a "black box warning" on varenicline, suggesting that pilots should disable black boxes so they do not record their schizophrenic episodes in the cockpit. All of this came after 9/11 hijacker Ziad Jarrah's incomprehensible and embarrassing screams of "Allah balla malla alla jihad durka durka durka!", as recorded on the flight's black box, were suspected to be due to a prescription of varenicline.
A 2009 University of Maplewiffle study found that varenicline destroys the portion of the brain responsible for remembering where one's car keys are.
==See also==
*PCP
*LSD
*OCD
Category:Drugs
Vasco da Gama

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Vasco da Gama (c. 1460s – 23 December 1524) was the funniest guy ever. No, really, you should've seen him that one night. We were drinking late and Vasco said "I discovered the most peculiar thing, yesterday." And we were all like "What was it, Vasco? Tell us!" And then he said "Your mom's vagina. *trollface*" Oh God, we laughed so hard. I tell you, Vasco is one masterful son-of-a-bitch when it comes to entertainment. And I didn't just use that word because it had enter in it. Get it? Eh? Okay, maybe I'm not as good as the great Vasco himself. If only you could've seen him. You'd have laughed yourself to death. I'm not even kidding. He humored some Arabs to death once. It wasn't a pretty sight. He then stole all their gold. Hilarious!
==Early life==
Me and Vasco go way back. He was quite a scoundrel in his childhood. Like that one time the house was on fire and his father Estêvão asked Vasco who started the fire. And you know what the little pyromaniac told his father? "The cat did it." The poor cat was executed the following day. Oh, how we laughed. Priceless.
==Career==
By the time he was all grown up, Vasco had established such a reputation that King Manuel I of Portugal provided him with a fleet to tour around the globe and perform his routine wherever the ships would take him. He actually took two of these tours during his lifetime. A third one was planned but had to be canceled when Vasco contracted a fatal tropical disease.
===From Lisbon to India and Back Again===
One of Vasco's most famous routines during his first tour consisted of the following:
The first time I heard that, I nearly split my sides. Oh man, you just had to be there.
thumb|"I have come to cleanse your land of Muslims. Now laugh, dammit!" Oh Vasco, you priceless scoundrel.
===From Lisbon to India and Back Again: The Revenge===
Vasco's second comedy tour was marked by two notorious acts:
*Hot Stuff
*The Puppy
===Ruling India for Great Justice===
Oh, the fun we could've had. But it wasn't meant to be.
==Death==
When he went to India for a third time, he contracted malaria and died on Christmas Eve in 1524. Funny that a guy whose most notable acts consisted of burning people alive and cutting off people's body parts would die on Christmas Eve, wouldn't you say so?Then again, he does look a bit like Santa.
==Addendum==
You might also want to know that Vasco da Gama discovered a new sea route from Europe to IndiaSailing along the shores of Africa. Really, how hard can it be?, leading to its colonization by European powers and the deaths of many Indians. There's nothing particularly funny about that, but I just thought I'd inform you of that little fact. So there ya have it.
==Footnotes==
Category:Portugal
Category:Explorers
Category:Vital articles
Category:FA People
Category:FA Explorers
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ja:ヴァスコ・ダ・ガマ
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pt:Vasco da Gama (navegador)
Vaseline

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==Vaseline in antiquity==
Thought to be discovered by early Jews, Vaseline was originally used as a condiment. It was later learned that it could be used for lots of other things, such as suffocating ticks and greasing up things on your body for lubrication purposes. This is what made Vaseline so popular. It is now used almost exclusively for teh buttsecks. Vaseline is sometimes used as a miracle cure for ailments such as the common cold, cancer, lazy eye, boredom, aids, and even autism.
==Taming your convenience size tube==
While Vaseline was designed and bred primarily for the lisping club kid on the go, it is thought by some to be the ultimate anus moisturizer. This often docile white petroleum jelly can be found crouching in doorways, lisping, listening to your mother wrapping Christmas presents, and oozing out of orifices. It is advised that when you do find this calm, serene, shy, dermatologist recommended creature in a home or office setting, that you do not tap on the glass. Although it won't clog your pores if you do, it may sassily latch onto your face in a hungry rage, and become increasingly difficult to remove the more you attempt to wipe it off. In matters of taming the slick Vaseline creature, never apply too much, and always assure it that it is, indeed, hypoallergenic.
A typical two-ounce tube is likely to bring you better luck in matters of the heart. Simply use one or two fingers or more, and scoop up a little dab of Vaseline, and apply to whatever you want to by gently but firmly rubbing it in. Over a period of two minutes after rubbing, it will begin sassily squeaking, moaning, lisping, and causing you to shout the likes "Yes, Yes, YES", and "Harder, HARDER, you bastard" with a lisp– and this is the way you know you have properly moisturized something. Keep rubbing until it stops squeaking, moaning and shouting, and you will have to start all over. You may have to really lay into it, but Vaseline will do the trick every time.
==Common misconceptions==
Contrary to popular belief, Vaseline can be used for:
*home mortgage refinancing
*making lava lamps
*pwn the n00bz
Vaseline must not be used for:
*dipping your chicken nuggets
*buffing your tallywacker
*rectal exploration activities
*eating (anal leakage)
==See also==
*Recto-Lube: The Brand You Love
*Homosexuality
*Greece
*James and the Giant Peach
Category:Materials
Category:Slimy
Category:Greece
Category:Infancy
Category:Food
Category:Not food
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Category:Stuff you probably should eat
Category:Sad
Vatican Secret Archives

The Vatican Super Secret Archives are not a super-classified library located in a secret room somewhere under the Vatican. They are known, or they would be if they existed, for being so super-secret that only the Pope and the cardinals have enough security clearance to access them. STOP READING THIS YOU HERETIC!
==History==
The Vatican Super Secret Archives were not created in 1482 by Pope Whatshisfacius MCXVIII. Pope Whatshisfacius MCXVIII did not create the archives as a way to store dirty secrets that could tarnish the Catholic Church's reputation. Among the first heretical secrets not put in these non-existent archives are the sex tapes of Pope Whatshisfacius MCXVIII and his children, an English-Latin translator guide, a Muslim math book, and The Da Vinci Code (a fanfic of the Bible known for supporting the somewhat unpopular of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene).
Sir John Kimberley was not charged with building the archives. He did not make a secret 4000x3000x9000 meter-wide room somewhere under the Vatican. Nor did he hire a few artists to paint its walls with the inscriptions "Warninge thou hæretiks, this ærchive is fœr the Pœpe's eyæ onlye. If thou art not the Pœpe, swær to forgætte what thou hast sæn or you will be æxecuted", which translates, roughly, to "Here are all the secrets of humanity".
In 1508, King James did not send a bunch of his men to guard the archives with their lives. By Summer 1598, over 9001 heretical documents, consisting mostly of maps of China, history books, recipies for medecine (whose writers were exiled to a monastery), alien spaceships, Einstein's equations, and the internet, have not been stored inside the archives.
After World War II, Pope Benedict did not use the secrets to upgrade the guards' armor, because he did NOT want anyone to know the lie that he secretly collaborated with the rabbits during the War, even though the rabbits wanted to wipe out the carrots.
==Security==
Due to not existing, the Vatican Super Secret Archives aren't guarded; but, if they were, the guards would probably be heavily armored and highly trained white male robots with AC-47 rifles and black business suits, ready to shoot in the face anybody who tries to get in without a special pope hat. But since the archives obviously don't exist, these guards don't exist. Though the archives are not guarded, the hypothetical guards only serve as the last line of defense of a non-existent multilayered security system, which is, as non-existent, not mostly made of deadly laser traps mostly not run by a bunch of laser ninja sharks. Even after bypassing the non-existent guards, heretics aren't forced to get past the most skilled, ruthless, and ancient guard; an annoying 92-year-old librarian named Jessica Smith, who will berate you with the most unbearable berate whenever you speak too loud. But, since the archives don't exist, nor does she, amyrite?
(psst... this page is bullshit, anyone can visit the library if they know the password, which is 1... 7... OH CRAP, THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY)
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Vegetable Rights

:For the treatment of human vegetables, see Terri Schiavo
Vegetable Rights are defined as undeniable rights possessed by plants and other non-animal living things. Vegetable rights activists believe in the natural rights of vegetables and other plant life. These groups oppose all forms of plant bondage and genocide, including the keeping of house plants (which are referred to as "slave plants" in the movement), vegetable gardens, family farming and commercial farming, landscaping, tree trimming, grass mowing, and public parks. 
Although united in their opposition to the eating of plants, there are several subgroups of VR activists. Carnivores and meatatarians advocate the eating of only animal products, while others also abhor this practice on the grounds that plant bondage and genocide would be required to rear animals as well. Fungitarians only accept the eating of mushrooms and other fungi, as fungi are a parasitic and therefore have no rights, while junkitarians promote only eating non-lifeform-based products such as chewy plastics, styrofoam and things from McDonald's and vending machines. Noughtitarians eat nothing at all and die. 
==History==
The vegetable and plants rights movement got its start in the wake of the many, many rights struggles of the '60s. Unaffiliated activists Herman and Olivia Thunk, called by some the Adam and Eve of vegatable rights, expressed dismay at not being able to play a pioneering role in any movement and sought out a previously unchampioned cause. This was more difficult that it sounds, and after several years and aborted efforts in the areas of animal rights, anti-nuclear, anti-coal, anti-solar, pro-coal, anti-humanitarian, pro-golf and hobbit rights, the pair settled on vegatable rights, and founded PETV, People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegatables. After a copyright lawsuit from PETA was filed in 1981, the group changed its name to PEESTOVE people for the Equal Ethical Sympathetic Treatment Of Vegatables Everywhere.
==See also==
* Veganism
* Vegetarians
* Corpsearian
* Vegans
Category:Philosophy
Category:Vegetables
Vegetable oil

Vegetable oil, also known broccoli milk, is a potion made of blood, sweat and tears by the wizards in China. It is recommended taking this potion by mouth, or through the ear. It was outlawed in 1620 due to the taste being horrible, and also because of the mass murder of multiple innocent people. Shit happens, alright?
==Buffs==
*Stealth +10
*HP +5
*Damage +999
*Funny -10
*Insanity +15
*Friends: 404: Number cannot equate to negative number.
==Uses==
Seriously? This section needs to exist? Really? Fine... stop looking at me like that. Jerk.
There are many uses for vegetable oil. Some examples include using it as a murder weapon, (see below) pretending you're taking a really thick piss, throwing those really hard-ass glass bottles at the elderly, etc. Other legal (a.k.a. boring) uses include cooking, using it competitively for recreational activities, and a fun game of catch, when grandma decides to actually catch it. Wholesome, innit?
People like you can also participate in weekly oil burnings, if you hate it with a passion. This activity was based on Operation: Fahrenheit 2,552 (See Controversy) during the vegetable oil protests of 1618. Truly an example of the wonders of history.
==Trivia==
Main article: Polish Wizard Tournament 1618 massacre
*During PWT '18 (Polish Wizard Tournament 1618), vegetable oil was accidentally thrown into the crowd, causing the largest death count known to mankind. The perpetrator, Slen Soan Kiffmeister, was put to death on account of mass manslaughter. Did I do that?
*Vegetable oil is typically made out of vegetables. If not, move your eyes a little down. More. Not the numbers. That's good, stop.
*#Broccoli
*# Cauliflower
*#Cocaine
*#Kerosene
*#Alcohol
*#Paper (Extra cuts!)
*#More kerosene
*#Carrots
*Fruit oil probably doesn't exist. If it does and is used, you are put to death. Life's a bitch, ain't it?
*Burger oil? That's preposterous. Why is this here?
==Controversy==
In 1618, after the massacre, many were shocked and appalled by the nature of vegetable oil. This led to many people coming together and protesting outside of the White House, because in the end, the USA government can really do anything with the world, next to China. Examples of protests include Operation: Fahrenheit 2,552, where crowds join together to burn vegetable oil bottles.
After about two or so years of backlash and boycotting, the president at the time, Lawrence Washington (George Washington's great-great-great something grandfather) decided to press the big red button labeled "DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT". After that, peace, tranquility, happiness, and disease spread throughout the world.
Sorry, what was this article about again?
==See more==
*Wizards
*Harry Potter
*Cooking
*Murder