List of Shore Leave Skits

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Below is a list of skits performed at the Shore Leave conventions. 
See individual pages for known details.
Please make additions or corrections.
A similar list is List of MediaWest*Con Skits.
==The Troupes==
 
The Not Ready for Paramount Players was closely entwined and/or the same as Cheap Treks.
In 2005, there was a note in the program book: "The group formerly known as 'The Not Ready for Paramount Players', [is] now known as The Usual Suspects."
Another collaboration was Mystery Trekkie Theater 3000.
==The Skits==
 
===1979===
* ?
===1980===
* ”Son of Starr Warrs” or “The Empire Gets Theirs," a play by Babs Lucas It was published later in The Jedi Journal #3 with this note: "A Note to the Reader - first performed on July 11, 1981 at Shore Leave II, "Son of Starr Warrs" has yet to see another production. Everyone and anyone who wants to do this turkey has my sympathy and my blessing - but try it without my permission and you might get a visit from my cousins Luigi, Carmine and Tony, They're the ones with the baseball bats. They don't play ball. Sincerely yours, Babs Lucas." 
===1981===
* ?
===1982===
* ?
===1983===
* "Pon Farr Palace," a ST parody of "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas," by the con committee
===1984===
* title unknown, a parody of Star Trek: The Search for Spock see much about it here 
===1985===
* possibly "Treachery" by "Con Artists"
===1986===
* "Star Trek: The Musical" (aka "Cole Porter: The Search for Star Trek III") by Paula Smith (first performed at MediaWest*Con #5)
* "The Star Trek Shuffle" ("based on "The Superbowl Shuffle" written by Claire Maier and graciously loaned for performance at Shore Leave VIII.")
* an original play by by Suzanne Elmore and Con Artists
===1987===
* "Live Long and Thanks for All the Fish" by Cheap Treks
* "Saturday Afternoon Live" by the Not Ready for Paramount Players (ClipperCon)
* "The K-Team" by members of Boogie Knights and others (a parody of ST:IV called the K-Team. "Seems something went wrong with fal-tor-pan and Spock came out remarkably similar to B.A. Baracus of the A-TEAM." by Elaine Batterby in Duty Roster #32 )
===1988===
* "Jupiter 2, Enterprise 0" by Cheap Treks
* "Star Trek IV – The Voyage (The Hell) Home" by the Not Ready for Paramount Players (ClipperCon)
===1989===
* "Fandom at the Opera" by Cheap Treks 
===1990===
* "The Adventures of Bolt Upright, Shamus" (also known as "Bolt Upright: Space Shamus") by Cheap Treks
===1991===
* ?
===1992===
* Episode MST-ed: TOS: “Turnabout Intruder” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===1993===
* "Federation's Most Wanted" by Cheap Treks 
* Episode MST-ed: TOS: “The Apple” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
* Robin Curtis (Saavik was in a skit where she played a Vulcan ambassador
===1995===
* Starship Blvd. by Cheap Treks
===1994===
* "Beach Planet Romeos" by Cheap Treks 
* Episode MST-ed: TOS: “Shore Leave” by Mystery Trekkie Theater 
===1995===
* ?
===1996===
* "The Little Halfbreed" by Cheap Treks
* Opening sketch: cyborgs and Terminators; guest-starred J. Michael Straczynski, Episode MST-ed: TOS: “The Gamesters of Triskelion” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===1997===
* Opening sketch: “Riverborg,” Episode MST-ed: TNG: “Justice” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
* Dancing Penises (not an official play, but instead presented at a K/S private party) Fan Comments: The 1997 Presentation 
===1998===
* Opening sketch: “South Trek,” Episode MST-ed: DS9: “Move Along Home” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
* The Emergency Holographic Playhouse (they combined Star Trek: Voyager, Alien and The Terminator)
===1999===
* ?
===2000===
* Opening sketch: “The Sith Sense,” Episode MST-ed: TOS: “The Paradise Syndrome” by Mystery Trekkie Theater 
* "TrekFanatic" by The Not Ready for Paramount Players which appears to be the same or closely entwined with Cheap Treks 
* "Cinderspock" (not an official play, but instead presented at a K/S private party) "The K/S Press people did their play "Cinderspock." It's all about Spock's huge cock, and, if you are in the mood, it's incredibly liberating (I remember feeling that way the first time I saw it), but it's like the Eleusinian mysteries; I mean you have to go through this whole song and dance as an initiate in the Eleusinian mysteries and, at the end, the secret of life is revealed and it turns out to be one big huge man-thing! .... Shore Leave report, posted to alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated, dated July 18, 2002.
===2001===
* Episode MST-ed: TOS: “Plato’s Stepchildren” by Mystery Trekkie Theater 
===2002===
* Opening sketch: “Beat the Klingon Geeks,” the script is in "But I Digress," Peter David's column, Comics Buyer’s Guide #1499 Episode MST-ed: TOS: “Wolf in the Fold” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2003===
* "The Year Without a Star Trek Show" by Cheap Treks
* Opening sketch: unknown, it guest-starred Andrea Thompson, Episode MST-ed: Star Trek: The Next Generation: “Captain’s Holiday” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2004===
* Opening sketch: Buffy sketch: Spike & Harmony, Episode MST-ed: Star Trek: Voyager: “Threshold” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2005===
* "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prisoner of the Sorcerer's Secret Goblet of the Phoenix" by The Usual Suspects
* Episode MST-ed: Alexander the Great — William Shatner/Adam West TV pilot by Mystery Trekkie Theater 
===2006===
* Opening sketch: “A Faerie Home Companion," Episode MST-ed: TOS: “A Private Little War” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2007=== 
* Episode MST-ed: TNG: “Conspiracy” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2008===
* Opening sketch: George Takei sings country (2008 video, features George Takei singing a country song, Peter David, Keith RA DeCandido, and Robert Greenbereger dancing in the background), Episode MST-ed: TOS: “Catspaw” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2009===
* Opening sketch: Star Trek: The Return of James Kirk — The Musical, Episode MST-ed: VGR: “Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2010===
* Opening sketch: Lost the Movie: Hugo Nuts, Episode MST-ed: ENT: “Unexpected” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2011===
* Opening sketch: “Red Shirt Riot," Episode MST-ed: TOS: “The Way to Eden” by Mystery Trekkie Theater video
===2012===
* Episode MST-ed: TOS: “The Cage” by Mystery Trekkie Theater 
===2013===
* Episode MST-ed: TOS: “And the Children Shall Lead” by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2014===
* ? by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2015===
* ? by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2016===
* ? by Mystery Trekkie Theater
===2017===
* ? by Mystery Trekkie Theater; it was the last presentation
==References==
*List of Shore Leave Con Skits
Category:1980s Plays & Skits
Category:1990s Plays & Skits
Category:2000s Plays & Skits
Category:2010s Plays & Skits