Courage the Cowardly Dog: Courage's Euthanasia

Well they resurected me sinse the ratuburn incident of 2022 and i"m back to my mundane life as a faceless loser. I guess it could be worse. I didnt really know what to do now that i'm alive and stuff so i just ended up doing what i normaly would do, i watched some cartoons. I've always been a big fan of the classic Cartoon Network series Courage the Cowardly Dog even if a lot of the time it would scare me out of my wits. But that was the fun of it. Every time i completed a full episode i felt braver, like i could strut threw a haunted house with a shit-eating grin on my face and flip the bird to ghosts and goblins. So I plopped down on the couch and selected my favorite episode King Ramses Curse. A cliche choice but hey its cliche for a reason it's good! It began as normal with the anchorman announcing the show and narrating Courages backstory but something unusual happened in the middle of it. For some inexsplicable reason an image of the devil holding the bloody severed head of Eustace flickered for a split second. i new this meant bad news. I wanted to turn off the tv to avoid another mr raturn snaps type situation but men in white coats strapped the headset from Clockwork Orange to my head wrapped a straight jacket around my body and forsed me to continue watching. Why does this always happen to me? The title card appeared, but it wasnt the episode the chose. No instead the words Courage's Euthanasia were read with a disconcerting image of a syringe underneath. I began sweating bullets dreading what i was about to see. The episode began with Muriel Eustache and Courage sprawled across the living room doing their typical activites such as reading the newspaper and watching tv. muriel asked eustace what he wanted to eat for dinner tonight and eustache replied "is that a joke we literally live in the middle of a barren wasteland food hasnt existed here since before the famine!' as courages stomach rumbles. he put his head down and whimpered miserably. Eustace continued reading his paper and read that the president has no plans to bring relief to nowhere any time soon. "Of course he doesn't! stupid Dem-ee-crats!" as he crumbles the paper and eats it "hey you couldve at least saved some for courage and me" "i dont care enough about that dog to feed him this is a mans world and a mans gotta do what he can to survive!" Courage couldnt take being denegrated by his owner anymor3e and bit Eustache right in his ankle "YEOWUCH!!!! STUPID DOG HOW DARE YPU TURN ON ME!!!" he didnt think wearing his scary mask was an effective enough punishment for this rebellion so he decided to take extreme measures. Without any warning the scene cut to the veternarian clinic. Eustace slammed "courage on the table and said put this dog to sleep!" Muriel couldn't object to this as he threw Muriel in the river with cement shoes on her feet. The vet was happy to oblige. He pulled out a sharp needle and said "have a nice night!". Courage quivered. The needle drew closer and closer. however before disaster could strike courage used his quick wits. He pointed in the opisite direction and the vet looked that way confused. He quickly switched himself with Eustache. "What?" the vet just shrugged and inadvertenly euthanised Eustache. The episode ended with Eustache arm-wrestling with Ronald reagan in hell. "Huh... that wasn't so bad." and as i said that Ronald Reagan came back from the dead and ate me. I guess the moral of the story is dont trust cartoons no matter what they are or you'll regret it.
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