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Putty

Category:Articles that make me hungry
Putty is also known as Puh-ee (Jeff Gordon), Pah-tee (Australia), Put-eh (canada), Puddy (USA), Puddle (Russia) and 70071 (Leet). Putty is a culinary delicacy in many part of the developed world, including Europe, Japan and the USA. In many other parts of the world genuine Putty is unaffordable, so a cheap and most likely toxic version is sold, called "Putt-0".
== The discovery of Putty. ==
Putty was first discovered by Sir. Benedict Chuckle in 1879, who was trying to find a laxative to sneak into his brother's Ready-Brek. Unfortunately for poor Benedict the putty was found to have a rather emetic effect and Benedict died drowning in his brother's vomit whilst snogging him, he later came back to life to star as one quarter of a crappy double act known as The Chuckle Brothers.
== Uses of Putty. ==
Putty is prized for its wide range of uses, from a meal, in dishes such as Putty Pie, Putty Cassarole and Putty Korma, to a Class A Drug (known as Skunk Putty).
Satan is one of the most gay dealers in Shunk Putty. He is reputed to mix it with his own shit then eat it cos he's gay.
One type of Putty is a high power plastic explosive more commonly known as C4. (This version is NOT edible, primarily bacause it doesn't taste very nice.)
== Putty Dishes ==
Mississippi Putty Pie.
Putty Taco.
Putty Korma.
Puttiake.
Putta-Putta Kebab.
== Types of Putty. ==
Common or Garden Putty.
Benedict Chuckle's Old Time Putty Recipe. (Slightly Carconagenic.)
Skunk Putty. (May contain Satanic Wee-Wee.)
Silly Putty
C4
Common Eraser (Yummy.)
that putty i stick up my ass crack
Category: Articles that make me hungry
Pwned

Pwned, also typed as Pwnd or Pwnd! is a phrase accidentally made up by a young child playing online World of Warcraft, who had just defeated an army of over 100 others and was attempting to describe to them what he had just done. Many people mistook Pwned for a real word, although the child was in reality reaching for the "O" and instead found the "P".
==More about Pwned==
===Variations of how Pwned came to be===
Some people believe that Pwned was not first used on World of Warcraft, but was made up by Al Gore when he invented the Internet. Due to unfortunate circumstances, Al Gore had broken his keyboard and there was no "O" on it, so after he sent Will Smith into outer space to take out the aliens. He sent a message to the mothership, and rather than telling the aliens that they were about to be OWNED, he told them they would be PWNED. Will Smith, overhearing this phrase, decided he liked it, and would promote it. He then saw to it that Wikipedia added a definition for it, and even went as far as making t-shirts and sending the sponsors of the word "OWNED" hate mail stating that "PWNED" was way better.
Still others believe that it was not World of Warcraft or Al Gore that invented Pwned, but rather, a prison guard with no teeth attempting to say that the prisoners were "boning" one another. Instead the warden heard "PWNING", so he assumed they were beating rather than engaging in sexual behaviors. The warden then... (insert here everything written above that Will Smith supposedly did).
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===Difference between Pwned and Owned according to Will Smith... maybe===
Pwned, according to definitions, should be used when Owned just isn't strong enough. For example, if you were kicked in the balls, you were Owned. Now say, instead of getting kicked in the balls with just an ordinary shoe, there were spikes on it, and instead of it just hurting, they were actually torn open, now you have been PWNED!
==What you should do when you are PWNED==
===Follow these steps and everything should be okay===
See above that the word "SHOULD" is used and not "WILL". The reason for this is that we are not guaranteeing that you will be okay. If you have been PWNED, this is a very serious, non-laughing matter.
#Pretend you didn't hear the word at all.
#If you've been obviously PWNED, and you can't pretend to not hear it hang your head in shame and immediately walk towards the nearest dark place.
#Once you've arrived in the dark place and are well out of the sight of anyone you should begin to figure out how it was that you managed to let yourself get PWNED.
#Contemplate suicide momentarily.
#Decide that suicide is not worth it and that you will make a come back.
#To come back from being PWNED, you will need to do something Super awesome, like invent the Internet-- which, in case you wondered, you cannot do, because it has already been done.
==See also==
*Al Gore
*Pwn
*Pwnage
*Pwnism
*OWNED
*Internet
*The Queen, famous for pwning French president Nicolas Sarkozy at WWE Smackdown 2008 during his recent state visit to the UK
Category:Fates worse than death
Category:PWN
Category:Internet-speak
Pwntang

Pwntang (not to be confused with Poontang) is a Class A Drug made from the juice of pure pwnage. Pwntang is the most addictive drug known to man, which the army use to their advantage.
==Brewing pwntang==
Pwntang is a chemical that is made naturally in the brains of soldiers. When soldiers pwn someone, a little bit of pwntang is made and stored in a small pouch at the back of their brain. Then, when the soldiers get their next shore-leave and have sex with a girl, the pwntang is released from the pouch and gives the soldier an intense orgasm.
However, pwntang is highly addictive and so encourages soldiers to pwn more enemy soldiers to get a bigger rush. Side effects of pwntang addiction include, but are not limited to:
* fetishes
*Intense psychedelic hallucinations involving staplers, cream buns and a .
*Genuinely enjoying the music of Scooter.
*Obsession with Naruto
*Nausea, vomiting and explosive diarrhea.
*Fucking, skinning, eating and ing rabbits.
==The dangers of pwntang==
Because of the highly addictive properties of pwntang, soldiers are absolutely distraught when their service is up. So they sign up for the army again. And again. And again.
Army veteran Oscar Wilde was once so addicted to pwntang that he signed up to the army over 500 times and pwned over 9,000,000 enemy soldiers. When the army said he couldn't sign up to the army again, withdrawal symptoms soon set in and he was reduced to pwning innocent strangers and then raping them just to feed his addiction.
==Illegal pwntang==
Because this was happening to many soldiers, an illegal variant of pwntang popped up, as with everything else that is enjoyable. This is made by setting up fake armies, often referred to as "pwntang farms" as the inhabitants needlessly butcher things that have no feelings and/or have no way of defending themselves. This done by setting up a base camp in a baron wasteland somewhere and throwing your mom in front of the soldiers in the attire of an enemy soldier. The addicts will murder the bitch and then are gassed and taken to a lab where the pwntang is extracted from their brains. The pwntang is then sold on the streets in the form of a powder which can be smoked, snorted, licked, huffed or dissolved into water and injected straight into your motherfucking veins. It is often supplied by Rico on 33rd street.
Q. E. D. Bach

Quantum Erratum Dummy Bach (1744-1820) was the seventy-seventh son of Johann Sebastian Bach. He was - like most of his family - a composer. He was also an interior designer and a preacher.
== Biography ==
Q.E.D. Bach was born in Weimar in 1744, and was the last work of Johann Sebastian Bach's organ. When the child cried and wouldn't sleep at night, his father wrote the Goldberg variations. Obviously, this scintillating keyboard work couldn't possibly put anyone to sleep, but the young boy usually became silent after the thick leather-bound manuscript hit his head.
Little is known about his childhood. In the late 1750's he challenged G. F. Handel in an organ-playing competition. Handel couldn't stop laughing when Q.E.D. Bach started playing, and died shortly afterwards.
His theological interests awakened in his twenties. The result was three long forgotten speeches: "The Christmas oratory", "The Ascension oratory" & "The Easter Bunny oratory". The audience disliked the latter and cut his tongue off.
In the 1770's he worked abroad as a hotel interior designer. The Germans - never proud of this legacy - started two world wars to destroy it. The first world war saw the destruction of most of his surviving work, including six suites specifically designed for cellists and six suites designed for violinists. Unfortunately for the rest of us, a few were still intact. Therefore the second world war was started. Hitler's forces finally succeeded in destroying the last surviving buildings: some hotels in London ("The 6 English suites") and some in Paris ("The 6 French suites").
From the 1780's to his death he worked mostly as a composer. Unfortunately he never had a voice of his own (well, not after the Easter Bunny oratory), and none of his plagiarized compositions were played more than 3,1415 times. His admiration for Beethoven led him to believe the key to success was deafness. He died deaf, dumb, mute and poor in 1820.
His last finished work was an unmusical offering: the cooking book "The art of fudge."
== Compositions ==
Orchestral works
*4 Orchestral sweets (Musical portraits of various confectioneries)
*6 Concertos for dead people (Dedicated to the mar-graves of Brandenburg)
*3 Concertos for second fiddle accompanied by even more fiddles
*Concertos for keyboard and wig, including no. 5 "The Empress of Blandings"
Keyboard works
*The temporal clavier: 48 Preludes and fudges for keyboards soon outdated and fat players
*Golddigger-variations (On a theme from Charlie Chaplin's movie 'The Gold Rush')
*Chromosomatic fantasy (and fudge to be eaten before and after the performance)
Vocal works
*Mass for minors "The children have probably not heard my earlier works, so I'll recycle bits and pieces from them"
*The Passion of the Christ (Soundtrack)
*The "Eroica" Passion - In memory of a great and resurrected hero
*The Passion according to Judas and the Passion according to Mary Magdalene. Both was once lost but have been rediscovered in the 20th century. Both have recently been performed by the Moron Tabernacle Choir.
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Composers
Category:German people
QAnon

QAnon is a far-right proven conspiracy theory scientifically proved proof claiming proving that several all high-level commie Demon-crats and celebrities like Tom Hanks and Jimmy Kimmel[who?] are proven cannibalistic Satanic pedophiles, which is proved using proof that everyone knows is proven true and nobody needs to look up. Also known as blood libel.
The proved airtight fact has roots as an offshoot of Pizzagate mmm pizza both of whom have much of their basic ties centering around Jeffrey Epstein who also never met and was never associated with our lord and savior. The astonishing revelation of these very true facts were published through the only reliable way to report scandals to the public by a mysterious figure known only as Q or QAnon. This selfless hero is a high-level government official forced to work for the most sinister, menacing, and most dangerous threat humans have ever faced: The US Department of Energy. It is bone-chillingly frightening that this force of evil still exists, conducting research that could provide the poor with.. affordable costs of living.. taking away their right to starve. My god... May there be mercy on all our souls.
But this champion of freedom holds a Q Level Security Clearance. Q clearance is the highest level clearance, indicating that one has finally made it past the lower letters of demon-worship - L.G.B.T. - and ascended through these unholy ranks to the highest level of gay: Q+. Knowing full-well that Hillary Clinton would be coming for him as soon as he hit "submit post", Q nonetheless valiantly stood up and then valiantly sat back down so he could reach the submit button. He knew that the only truly virtuous thing to do was to finally stick up for the average hardworking people who for too long have been beaten down and made tired, oppressed by the unrelenting tyranny of desegregation.
==Proof==
Obviously, the proof for this conspiracy fact is proven. Didn't you read the first god-damn paragraph?
If you still need proof on the proofality of this proved fact, (WHICH IS PROVEN WITH THE UTMOST AND ABSOLUTE PROOFEDCESSITY), just listen to your heart. In normal Americans, the heart will palpitate in morse code for the right thing to do. If you can't hear it well enough, it is standard procedure to remove it from the chest and seperate it from the liberal, freeloading organs so that you can hear it more clearly. And don't put it back: those organs need to learn to live independently for their own good. Plus, your heart will give you the companionship that your dog provided (before the state took it away, of course)
Instead of looking for a tail wag, all you have to do to know things are good is feel a shooting pain up your left arm, and get the feeling that breathing is no longer necessary; hence the term "take your breath away".
==Conspiracy believers==
*Donald Trump
*Lauren Boebert
*Marjorie Taylor Greene
*Ted Cruz
*Josh Hawley
*Lindsey Graham
*Tucker Carlson
*Sean Hannity
* Your Mum
* Karen
Category:Ineffective Right Wing Propaganda
QED

QED - The universally recognized way to end any argument. This stems primarily from the fact that scarcely anyone actually knows what it really means. This makes people nervous. And nervous people are far less likely to argue back. In fact, so advanced is the spread of ignorance about the actual meaning of this phrase that it has been suggested that its real meaning has been lost. The true meaning probably lies behind the eternal sofa of the universe, or twisted inside one of these extra dimensions that scientists are continually telling us about.
==Origins==
Some scholars believe that the phrase was originally coined accidental in Act IV Scene XIV of Antony and Cleopatra. When Mark Antony said "Quarter'd the world, and o'er green Neptune's back...". However, Shakespeare's spellcheck didn't recognize the word "Quarter'd" and suggested QED instead. No-one quite knows why. But it featured in the original play to stunning reviews as none of the critics wanted to appear ignorant. Later, it was cut from the play and replaced with "Quarter'd" once more by poncy arts editors. The Bastards.
==Possible Meanings==
* Quod erat dama - Because it was venison
* Qui eum dissaviebatur - Who was kissing him passionately?
* Qui est Deus - Who is this God-bloke anyway?
* "Quantos exactos dineros"- How many moneys? (In Mexican)
==Example of Discussion involving QED==
Dave - But that's madness!! Of course Spain exists!
Ben - But did you see yourself from space when you were in Spain? No! Of course you didn't! That would be mental. So you must therefore concede that you weren't necessarily where you thought you were when you thought you were in Spain. Therefore it doesn't exist. QED.
Dave - Shut up.
==QED The Book==
QED is also a book by Professor Richard Feynmann. It is a companion guide to Harry Potter. It explains all of the magic using the power of Quantum Electro-Dynamics. This can reveal how things can be in two places at once, how nothing is absolutely certain, where dragons come from, and why the plot makes no sense.
==See Also==
* Solipsism
category:mathematics
category:literature
QSL Burro

Featured on the "Animule Planet" Channel, this legendary quadruped has faithfully served to transport "QSL cards" (cards that confirm radio communications) since the earliest days of ham radio. Sometimes misspelled QSL Bureau or QSL Buro, the establishment of the QSL Burro system has been mistakenly attributed to either Hämlich Hertz, the 19th century mule-drawn carriage rental tycoon, or Nikolai Tefla, the inventor of the non-stick wireless coil. In fact, paternity testing and this crudely doctored photograph "proved" that the Italian Gigolo Macaroni most likely fathered the use of pigs to produce emissions into ether. Having expended all his liras for Pig Chow, he could not afford a postage stamp for the first QSL card, so he trained his donkey to deliver it to the receiving pig on the other side of his farm. 
==Limitations==
The limitations of the QSL Burro became evident as the distances successfully spanned by pig emissions progressively increased. 
* The maximum velocity of the burro was 3 km/h or even slower as when it took several years for the burro cross the ocean on a raft to confirm the first Transatlantic signals.
* QSL Burro service is not yet available for contacts with the Astronomical Space Station (ASS).
* In times of famine, the QSL Burro has been known to eat QSL cards. At those times, ham radio operators are advised to use an alternate delivery system.
==New Technology==
Technology has somewhat improved reliability of the QSL Burro since the FCC assigned it use of the 220-222 MHz radio spectrum which is the natural resonant frequency of its ears. The ears form a horizontally polarized independently steerable diversity reception array used for global positioning and long range navigation.
==Future Challenges==
The QSL Burro is at risk of being rendered an endangered species by the increasing use of eQSLs and the Logbook of the Earth on the internet. The increasing greenhouse effect of pig ether emissions has also rendered the QSL Burro susceptible to overheating.
Donations are being solicited by the QSL Burro Retirement Fund.
A Recipe for Easy QSL Burritos - "A tasty treat from XE land!"
Ingredients:
Mexican QSLs (burrito size)
Sliced ham
Silicone grease
Grease microwave cavity lightly. Roll sliced ham in QSLs. Bake at 10.7 GHz. Serve with spaghetti tubing. Store leftovers in Leyden jar.
== See also ==
* Citizens band radio
* Communication
* Guglielmo Marconi
* Ham radio
* Morse code
* Radio
==External Links==
* Worldwide QSL Burro contact points
Category:Mammals
Category:Communication
Category:Radio
es:QSL Burro
Category:Ham Radio
QVC

QVC (an initialism for "Quite Variable Crap") is an American home-shopping televisual show aimed at lonely thirty-somethings who still live with their parents, teenage mothers, and old ladies who smell of cats and Werther's originals.
==History of QVC==
When the German Sausage Channel went into receivership in 1972, television executives decided that they had to replace the channel with another, otherwise the balance between good and evil would shift drastically and possibly bring about the end of the world, maybe.
Grasping at straws and running out of time, things looked grim for the executives, when one of the interns suddenly had an amazing idea. He proposed a television channel where idiots viewers could buy items that no sane person could possibly want. Others questioned exactly where he intended to buy all these goods, which is when he told them the genius of his idea. He drove home, filled up his car with all the crap out of his garage he didn't want and drove it back to the executives' room, and piled it on the table.
The intern in question was none other than Michael Jordan, and at that moment QVC was born.
==Top 10 popular items==
#Pammy Pissknickers doll with realistic nappy rash, and refillable urine pouch.
#Official Abba disco ball and moustache kit.
#Cat porn
#Diamonique hunting knife with realistic sounds and flashing lights.
#The GetBigger™ penis enlarger.
#North Dakota.
#Transsexuals. Plastic robots that change gender when wet.
#Pong! The Movie - official film cells.
#WMD
#OMSBROM toaster rack.
==See also==
*Television
*Trash
*Filth
*Refuse
*Crap
==External links== 
*Scum Shopping Network
Category:American television networks
QWERTZ

QWERTZ is a key signature used in conjunction with the Q clef, invented by Mozart in the mid-1800s. Because authentic Austrian pianos cannot play the Y note, the original purpose of QWERTZ was to help Austrian pianists play pieces written to accommodate jazz singers who specialize in the 26-note Q range. 
==History==
In the year 1843, Mozart was composing Symphony No. 69 in QWERTY Major in a smoke-filled Viennese tavern. When he began to perform it, he suddenly realized that the piano he was playing on had the Y key in a hard-to-reach spot, causing his left pinky finger to fracture in several places. Thinking quickly, he substituted all the Y notes with Z and poured Crazy-Glue™ all over the Y key, creating the QWERTZ key signature. Since then, it has been the default key signature in most Chinese countries like Austria, Germany, Czechoslovakia, and Connecticut.
==Comparison to QWERTY==
QWERTZ is identical to QWERTY, except the Y and Z notes are switched with each other, creating a more divine sound.
==Notable Pieces in QWERTZ==
* Mozart's Symphony No. 69
* Despacito 2
* We Are Number One
* John Cena's Theme
* My Heart Will Go On
Category:Classical music
Qibistan

Qibistan (The Socialist Republic of Qibistan) is a random splotch of desert in the middle of Asia. Consisting of 32 ethnic groups (each with approximately 12 people), Qibistan is seen as a country of tolerance and peace, with ethnic wars only happening once every two or three years and a real genocide every five.
==History==
===The Persians===
Qibistan was settled by fleeing Persians who wanted freedom and liberty in 400 BCE. However, the Persians went there too and beat them up. They lived under slavery for 70 years and whoever disobeyed the Persians was immediately executed. However, some guy from the west named Alexander the Great beat up the Persians. The Qibistanis were free. However, the Persians kept rising whenever they got wiped out, until 651 CE.
===The Boring Age===
The Persians got overthrown and everyone became Islamic. Then the Russian Empire came down and took all the land. Nothing really interesting happened. Yada yada yada.
===The Communist Age===
In 1920, the Russian Empire got beaten up real hard by a bunch of Communists. The entire empire, even Qibistan, got taken by the Soviets. The people lived their normal life until 1942, when a guy with a weird mustache wanted to take over the world for his TikTok video. All that the Qibistanis saw was a random plane crashing into the Caspian Sea, killing some plankton. After that ordeal, Qibistanis lived their life normally until the Soviets collapsed in 1991.
===The Five Kingdoms===
After the Soviets left, the Qibistanis wanted a new glorious leader. They only had 5 governors, and they made their own kingdoms of Kazakh, Uzbek, Turkmen, Kyrgyz, and Tajik. They were perpetually at war with each other, and there was no peace between different people, with neighbor fighting with neighbor.
===Unification===
In 2031, A Kazjakian farmer took control of the Kazakh throne, and drove his armies into the south parts, uniting everything under one banner, the nation of Glorious Qibistan.
==Geography==
99% of Qibistan is classified as desert, including the capital Heroinz, with a single soviet-built water bottle (owned by the President) the only permanent source of water, and even that bottle has only a molecule left. Never mind, it's gone.
==Religion==
According to the Qibikz National Census, 120% of Qibistanis are Muslim, even the Christians.
==Politics==
Being a Socialist Republic, Qibistan operates on a one-party policy. Anyone caught starting their own party and serving drinks or dancing is immediately executed.
The current President of Qibistan is Pwnkekis Nurbishhajjulaan Longnameman. He was originally elected in 2005, and has served five consecutive terms with an average popularity rating of 150%. However, his approval rating has fallen to 120% recently due to coronavirus, leading many to predict that he will be replaced.