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Antonio's Story

It was a dark and stormy night. Three kids were sitting around the campfire. Pass walked Antonio, and the kids said "Antonio tell us a story." And the story went like this...
It was a dark and stormy night. Three kids were sitting around a campfire. Pass walked Antonio, and the kids said "Antonio tell us a story." And the story went like this...
It was a dark and stormy night. Three kids were sitting around the campfire. Pass walked Antonio, and the kids said "Antonio tell us a story." And the story went like this...
It was a dark and stormy night. Three kids were sitting around a campfire. Pass walked Antonio, and the kids said "Antonio tell us a story." And the story went like this...
It was a dark and stormy night. Three kids were sitting around a campfire. Pass walked Antonio, and the kids said "Antonio tell us a story." And the story went like this...
Something about a dog under a bed that died and a girl found the words "People lick hands too!" on the mirror. Are you happy now?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Animulz
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Ants

I was hungry so I decided to eat some barbeque wings and watch some anime. There was about six6 of em and I ate three and a half. that was when I started to feel a bit funky on my hand and mouth, and I thought to myself "wow, these bacteria are extra rough today". I used the flashlight on my phone to see what was going on and there was an army of ants covering my hands and I shit you not, I cough once and my mouth is a shotgun that shoots ants as bullets. I was covered in fear and ants and the urge to scream, but the fear of my Asian parents' tiger parenting is stronger. I can only cry silently in a dark and quiet room, all alone, while being violated by ants.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Animulz
Category:Shortpasta
Antz: Lost VHS

Antz. My favorite DreamWorks movie! I loved it. I remember watching the movie when I was 8 and I had all three games for Game Boy Color. That was my childhood right there. One average day, I decided to buy a VHS copy as to start an Antz merchandise collection. I received it in the mail, and it had a hand written label that had slovenly hand writing on it that said "Antz: Lost VHS". I wondered what this could ever be, so I decided to pop it in to my VCR, and oh boy did I make the wrong move.
The DreamWorks logo is there, like normal. I hoped it would be the actual movie, but oh no. Z is there, talking to the psychiatrist, but then his eyes turn red and he has a knife and kills him! And at work, he kills Azteca! What the fu-
And Mandible kills the worker officer and the colonel comes in and asks what is going on, and Mandible strangles him and there is blood everywhere! He choked his head off.
Mandible's plan is put into effect and the flood happens. Wow. That was a disturbing VHS!
I went to my back yard, put the VHS on a table, got a hammer, and bashed the f**k out of the VHS, so no one would ever have to worry about the disturbing image I had seen. 
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Any Sane Person Would

You awake on a bed in a dark room to dark to see color, but you can make out the shapes. You sit up and wonder but not about where you are. Any sane person would ask "Where am I?", "Who did this?" or "How did I get here?" But no, not you, all you wonder about is food. A delicious pure red steak would really hit the spot, but you catch yourself wanting raw steak not freshly cook as any sane person would. You ponder this and scratch your head. Wait a moment, you can't? Well, why are you tied up? You just giggle laughing that you didn't notice before, but any sane person would panic you did not. So you just simply wait and wait and so forth until the light of the room came on. A nice white room complete with a table, lamp, and of course the bed you're sitting on. "Hello?" you ask not sure it anyone is listening. A robotic voice answers your question "Good day, # 702 I hope you slept well. Is there anything you need?" "Yes, can you take this strait jacket off? Why do I even have it?" you respond hoping to be let go. "No." without hesitation the answer was given. Instead of becoming angry or annoyed like any sane person would you smile "That's what I thought." The robotic voice happily answered if that is possible "Please get up so you may perform some test." You get up waiting for instructions. And they are soon given. "Stand up." You stand. "Now mechanic arms will place sensors on your body." You let the mechanic arms do what they need to, and you just wait. "Lay down on you bed and go to sleep." You lay down on your bed, but your to awake. "Can I have some assistance sleeping?" You ask and yes is the answer. A gas fills the room and you are soon asleep. BOOM! You wake up to some sort of explosion, and franticly shoot sitting up. Wires are still connected to you, but have seemed to have lost power. You notice that were a wall stood a hole was taunting you in the middle just about bigger than you. Of course you're curious, but you're not an idiot. Or maybe you are because you slowly stand up with wires falling from your head, and walk through this hole. Why would you do that? Aren't you terrified? My, my now what are you doing? Why in the world are you just walking? No, don't go in there! Just because the door is open doesn't mean you go through it! No, no, no! This wasn't supposed to happen! Let's see... Here I made a doorway for you. Now go through it, and we can head back. No! Don't ignore me! Why in the world are you going down the stairs? How did you find the fire escape? Why do humans mess things up? No not the control room! Wait, you have a straight jacket on! Try to stop me now. Wait, what are you? What! You're using your teeth? Stop this immediately! Listen I might be a voice, but any sane person would listen to it! No, no I understand a sane person wouldn't be hearing a voice, but that's not the point. No don't you dare press that button! Don't you dare! Stop! No! Stop! Be sane and listen to me like any sane person wou-
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Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Ao Oni Movie Lost Scene

I was watching the Ao Oni movie, when the scene came up. I watched it on a 1970s VHS. The scene was when he was like "RUUUUUUUUUUUUN". Then, a banana kicked somebody. The screen got in static, then the banana came out of my TV. It almost killed me, but then Ao Oni saved me. Now that won't happen again.
And then a skeleton popped out.
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Shortpasta
Apartment 366

I just moved into my new apartment and there are some things... creepy things. Like blood on the floor or steak knives.
One time I went up to go take a piss and I find MY steak knife in floating mid air!
I ran from it but it still stabbed me! One day, to see if this would help, I talked to my superintendent about it.
He said "Well, you see, a Serial Killer Rapist lived in that apartment."
Then I say "Well then, how did he die?"
Then he says "A S.W.A.T team killed him."
He goes on "But the creepiest thing of all is that they never found his body."
After I found out about this, I will move ASAP. If it's not to late...
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Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Apocalypse.DENIED

Hi. Im Jamy Brucks, ive recently created something im not proud of. one day i was talking with my friends Alex and Matt while i was making a picture in my adobe photoshop CS6. it was suppose to be a picture of me in a skeleton mask.
when i got finished i went to SAVE AS and typed in "apocalypse.DENIED"and saved it as a jpeg file to my desktop. when i went to look for it. it was a ".DENIED" file and when i opened it...it wouldn't let me. i sent it to a hacker friend of mine named James. when he opened it. it up was a bunch of code. he decoded the file and what he saw shocked him. it was a picture of DEATH himself. my friend died later that day of unknown causes. i say it was because of that picture. now i am forced to have that picture on my computer i couldn't help but feel bad for my friend. i opened the picture and sure as i was \, it was a picture of death himself. later that night i slept horrably. i had terrible nightmares. in my dreams was death telling me i was goin to die if i didn't show the picture to everyone. i know this sounds crazy but its true. i told death "NO" and now im typing this into my blog and just waiting for death to take me too. and i swear before i die im burning my computer. i just hope death doesnt send this file to anyone and i hope you'll never have to see this acursed file in your life. Please let god be with you...
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:File Extensions
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Im died
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
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Apology Copypasta

This is literally so sad. I have never felt such despair in my entire life. I am truly disappointed in my behavior and I will never be able to forgive myself for this action. Today will be remembered as one of the most heartbreaking days of my life. Every hour, minute and second of my life has led up to this moment. I have truly let myself down by carrying out this action. I will never be able to face myself in the mirror because of the utter embarrassment I get from this action of mine. Truly a terrible day for me and this event shall stick with me for the entire remainder of my life.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Apparition in the Drive-Thru Window

With bloody hands, I meandered through the town square of my small town at midnight. A crow that was perched high atop a tree let out a bone-chilling whistle that would have made even the most intrepid warrior stop dead in his tracks. I wiped the sweat off my forehead. There was a light in the distance. It stood out like a lighthouse beacon in a forgotten wasteland, calling all nomadic spirits back to her bosom. It was the restaurant 'Bimmy's' sign, lit up, in all its glory, at the midnight hour.
I reared up my chainsaw and walked straight towards the light. Death was in the air, as indicated by the gloomy setting before my murderous midnight pupils. Like a zombie, I trudged for what seemed like hours before I arrived at the restaurant. I walked up to the speaker at the drive-thru.
"Welcome to Bimmy's, would you like to try our new Whopper?"
But I was in no mood for games. I grabbed a lead pipe from my utility bag and struck the intercom, sending out a shockwave that startled the birds from their nests.
"Let the games begin" I simply and masterfully replied.
I continued toward the window to assassinate the individual. I was already a well-known news sensation. I had killed many employees at many different fast food restaurants. But this night.
This night was different.
The window was closed when I arrived. At first, I didn't notice anything. Then, my prying eyes noticed it. In the window, the faint image of a man. I tried to look away, but as the old saying goes "Curiosity killed the cat" so I commenced looking once more, in a sort of foolishly defiant manner. The image came into focus.
A man with a weathered face looked back at me. In his left hand rested a pipe. In his right, a chainsaw. Surely he wasn't on the other side of the window! My heart began to race and panic took over. I dropped everything and sprinted at top velocity toward a sewer drain, where I got out my phone.
I am typing this message on my phone from the sewer.
It has been 3 days.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Apple

Here she is. She stands in the corner, with no one to hear her cries. She screams as the murderous villain constantly pounds on the door with the side of his fist. Tears slowly roll down her apple-red cheeks, as each cry causes her lungs to greatly inflate and shift her body forwards, the door hitting her back each time. The girl is very vigilant, yet determined she will die. The villain on the contrary side is silent, only making noise with contact of body parts, he doesn't have a voice. When he does speak, he uses his Blade of Fear. This Blade of Fear is known to be fantasy, and it is known to be one of the deadliest weapons on the planet. The dagger is rumored to be made out of shadow and fear itself, but no one knows what it does.
Here he is. He stands at the door, waiting to come in, all he needs is a friend to hold him and to play a few games with him. He attempts to pound harder, but no one hears him, and all he hears is the laughter of what could be his friends, but they don't answer. He keeps on trying; he's a sorrowful yet confident guy. With every knock he gains more pride that the friends of his will answer. But they never do, they all ignore him, like he's the loser in school. Nobody will hear his cries, and soon someone comes and beats him like he did something wrong, and Mom never even said they could beat him. He will be forever dead inside.
His name is Slenderman.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Apple's Rage

Does anybody remember Cinnamon and Bad Apple? Also known in the US, asApple Jacks Adventures. I had gotten a DVD, as a gift from my brother in 2008. It featured 5 episodes, all being normal episodes; all except for the 5th episode. I watched all of them, usually enjoying Cinnamon's "here I come, I am Cinnamon" line which brought a smile to face everytime.
The last episode, simply titled, "Apple's Rage" came on. "Huh," I thought. "Never heard of it, must be a bonus episode." My thoughts were quickly filtered out, by the sound of Cinnamon's song.
He jumped into the bowl, while this was going on, an angry Apple is looking over a balcony. "I hate that fucktard!" He croaked. At the time, I was chuckling due to the forbidden F word, but then Apple looked at me; pure rage in his eyes, and then he growled. The episode showed the credits, "Wow! That was pretty short." I thought, shaking my head.
The credits shifted to a picture of Apple, his face contorted in rage. The quality was quite distorted, his eyes were dilated, and his mouth was wide-open with sharp teeth. It faded to static for 5 minutes, as I was left confused; why did it show what it did. The next episode came on, the intro was very messed up, as if the person who burned the episode stop the disc messed up the audio.
It showed the picture of Apple for a split second, before it cut to black.
It faded to a still of Cinnamon sitting on a log, looking upset. He covered his eyes with his hands, and cried quietly for 5 minutes. Then Apple walked up to him, "So? Retard, like what you see?" He backed away, showing a pile of Cinnamon's family members. Cinnamon started to sob again, this time louder.
Apple, then, pulled out a knife and repeatedly stabbed Cinnamon. A pool of blood formed under Cinnamon, as Apple backed away. "And now, no one will stop me." He turned to the screen, and chuckled loudly. "Not even you, you little shit!" He continued, pointing at me. The screen went back to static, but I could still see Apple's fucked up face. Then the DVD player opened up, the disc melted with scrawled on letters, reading: "I am here." I looked behind me, there was Apple with the knife.
"I told you... I am here." He lunged at me with the knife, his distorted face pressed against mine. "Goodbye...you freak!" he croaked, before he stabbed me repeatedly. The next morning, I woke up in the hospital. My brother beside me, crying with my mother. "Oh, thank god." He said, wiping away his tears. "We were worried sick, I thought...you died." I got up, and hugged my brother, trying to comfort him. It wasn't until I saw something, at the corner of my eye; it was Apple.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Apple Company is Watching Us

It was 2009 i was with my brother at the apple store. My brother got some dirty stains on his green shirt which everyone was looking at.I was using a MacBook at apple, but messed up things happened
I was gonna log in on my Facebook. but as I log in the bar where your email address is, It typed itself saying "HELLO" I was scared bad. but this is when things get worse. Pop ups of pictures, Music, Videos popped. then YouTube popped and programs to. I called my brother. In surprise the MacBook wrote on the search bar for YouTube "HELLO GREEN SHIRT" I called a Genius Worker from the Genius bar. I told him and he came. Programs were running. just then he turns it off.
He told me to clear my history. I closed it and everything went fine. he left happily while I had a traumatized and paranoid look. As the way back I looked at the back of the cars window to see if any cars from the mall parking lot was following us. But no one from there was near me.
Up to this day I never liked apple products. even though I have an iPhone 4, scared something bad would happen.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Applebees.avi

I was walking down the street when I saw an Applebees Restaurant. Considering the time and my hunger, I walked in and was directed to a seat. I ordered a coke and the American Standard burger because it looked good. While I was waiting for my food, I decided to go and wash my hands. Walking in the men's room door, I saw something odd in the mirror. There was a USB in the urinal! "Why would anyone leave a USB in a urinal?!?!" I asked myself out loud, shouting at the top of my lungs. "Shut the hell up, I'm trying to take a shit!" Harshly stated a heavyset man in a stall.
I grabbed the USB in the urinal, and carefully cleaned it as to disinfect it without ruining it. After washing my hands and putting the USB in my pocket, I strolled back to my seat. My food arrived very quickly, and I loved every bite of it. Paying for my food, I thanked the waiter and left a generous tip.
When I arrived at my house, I immediately plugged in the USB. It contained one file which was titled Applebees.avi. Thinking this was strange, I opened it. I wish I didn't... A video played showing an apple sitting on a small wooden table. Slowly, the apple rotted away, and a colony of bees took over the apple. This took about two minutes and three and a half seconds. A picture popped up of an American Standard burger for 5.0096 seconds. How did they know I picked that burger? Text appeared on screen that said: "American standard burgers are use human meat!" After that, the scariest text in the history of ever appeared: "SEE YOU TOMORROW!" I suddenly realized I had accidentally joined a cannibalistic cult. I had to go back the next day, it told me to! It knew what I ordered. Was it all set up by the waiter, I don't know. I just know that I am now trapped in a cycle of cannibalism, weight gain, and wasting money. At least the food tastes good. Well... it did. Now, the human flavor really comes forth with a strong and distinct taste. 
Yesterday, the worst thing ever happened in Applebees. I walked in, ordered the American Standard burger, then I went to the bathroom. This time, I tossed that USB in the urinal and sat down in a stall because I am fat as hell. The door opened. A man suddenly exclaimed "Why would anyone leave a USB in a urinal?!?!" Without thinking, I immediately replied "Shut the hell up, I'm trying to take a shit!"... I accidentally recruited a new member.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:File Extensions
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
April 1st, 2011: The Perfect Drumming Incident

April 1st, that terrible day. A ridiculous story, but a terrible tragedy. It was a few days prior, I was sitting in my home, reading the newspaper. As I skimmed through the black and white text an ad caught my attention. It read "Best Drumming, go to the elementary. April 1st, 6:00 AM". When I read it, specifically the date, I assumed it was some prank. With this in mind I had nothing going on that day, so I might as well make it an interesting day.
The day arrived. When I arrived at the school I noticed something peculiar. The elementary had a plain banner on the front, simply saying "Go to auditorium." I walked in the doors and sat down in a chair in the auditorium. Many parents where there too, sitting, watching. Almost as soon as my attention was brought to the stage, every single light in the building turned off. Then a couple fog machines whirred up, and some mysterious red lights turned on. In my head I was giggling its going to be a horror prank! I have been a lover of anything horror, so I was getting excited. But the true horror was yet to come. In the fog I could make out silhouettes of what looked like children, probably around 20 of them. I sat staring at the stage in anticipation. Suddenly the red lights shut off and a single spot light shined into the fog. The smoke cleared and a bunch of 10-12 years old, all in drumline uniform and equipment, standing completely and utterly still.
They almost looked like cardboard cut outs. All of their hands raised at the same time, their arms outstretched high into the sky. Then their arms all came down at once, creating this blast wave of a noise. They all hit a single note, exactly with no difference between drums. Some people where startled, some fell back, and others screamed. Then one lonely snare starts hitting their drum, first slowly, then faster, and faster, and faster. Hands in a blur, the snare getting louder, and sounding more like just a single note. Some people covered their ears, others fled. At this point my ears where ringing, I was stuck in awe. Is this smoke and mirrors? I thought. The terrible note produced by the snare stopped.
They hit all of their drums at once again, like in the beginning. But they did it again, and again, faster and faster. At this point the spotlight shining on them was flickering. The windows where begging to shatter and fall out of the frames. I began to lose hearing and my vision blurred. I could tell people in the crowd where screaming, though it was drowned out by what sounded like a gun fight. I had lost all hearing at that point, but I could still feel the noise of the drums in my chest. I began to fall over in a tunnel vision, dazed at the sounds. Then my vision went black. A few days later I had woken up in the hospital out of a coma. The doctors told me I was paralyzed waist down due to a stroke I had suffered from a concussion. They also told me I was one of the 6 survivors of this event.
I'm still awe struck how I survived, but I'm glad I did.
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Category:Satire
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck