Smittyworld 2.0

Part of the Offpanel.net hubsite, this archive began as Smittyworld! in 2004, and then became Smittyworld 2.0 sometime between July 2006 and May 2007, according to the Wayback Machine captures. It hosted Offpanel co-creator Smittywing's personal fanfic collection. Like 'rith, Smitty wrote DC Comics het and slash fic, including contributions to the Sea & Sky series; but their favourites were slice of life, fluff and sillyfics, especially with the Bat-Family. Family celebrations especially.The archive officially closed in November 2016, but prior to that, in March 2016, its move to AO3 was approved by the OTW Open Doors Committee. It appears only eight of Smitty's stories were actually transferred over, all of them part of other series - 'rith's Sea & Sky, their own Sand and Stars and the Chicago's Martian Manlove.
==Contents==
All notes in italics were written by the author. 
=== Bat-Family ===
All links are via the Wayback Machine, Sep 3/16 capture.Author's Note: In winter of 2000, I started reading Nightwing, then segued the adventures of Robin, Oracle, Batman, etc. They are listed in the order in which I wrote them, which means it takes until Scar Tissue for the stories to start being any good.
* Kitchen Talk -- I may never be able to understand how Alfred manages to do all he does, but I'll always know that he does them out of love for his family. (Dick Grayson & Alfred Pennyworth- gen)
* War! -- He knew Dick and he knew Babs, and more than that, he knew them together, which was like knowing a third person. And that third person was dangerous. (Tim Drake et al - gen)
* Brain Freeze -- ...the blue ones are the best... (Nightwing, Robin and Oracle sillyfic - gen, some innuendo)
* Just Desserts -- Honey, Bruce Wayne lives alone in that big old house with the old man who was his parents' butler, and his teenage ward. What do YOU think is going on up there? (Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Barbara Gordon - gen, some innuendo)
* Scar Tissue -- "No one," she answered, her voice barely above a whisper. "I didn't want anyone to ever see that." (Barbara Gordon/Dick Grayson - gen)
* Bat-Babies --The terminal velocity of fiberfill is rather low, and fortunately, low enough for Li'l Batgirl to squeeze Li'l Nightwing in a tight hug before they had to concentrate on landing on the Redbird. (Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordon fluff - gen)
* Bat-Babies 2: Stocking Stuffers - Li'l Nightwing sat in the alcove by the fireplace set, trying very hard not to cry. Crying got him all wet and soggy and sogginess was hard to explain. Plus, it made his stuffing lumpy. (Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordon fluff - gen)
* The Most Toys -- Superman pajamas were one thing, Bruce thought jealously, but do you have to like his alter-ego better, too? (Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson father-son bonding - gen)
* Youngest Son -- This isn't a fairy tale. (Dick Grayson and Tim Drake - serious thoughts, gen)
* Operation: Birthday Cake --"NOT THE KITCHEN!!!" (Alfred Pennyworth, Bruce Wayne and the Robins - gen)
* Birthday Blues -- Tim awoke several hours later with creases in his cheek and the very morose feeling one gets when one knows that his birthday has been all but forgotten. (Tim Drake, Dick Grayson et al - gen)
* Time Enough -- "If I cover your eyes and say 'Guess Who?' are you going to whack me with your sticks?" (Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordon - gen)
* Bad Girls Have Birthdays, Too -- Harley kicked a discarded soda can. "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to," she sang sadly, then burst into tears. Based on the animated series. (Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, et al - gen)
* Making Amends
* No Trains This Year -- "No trains this year, Alfred." (Bruce Wayne and Alfred Pennyworth ficlet - gen)
* Come On, It'll Be Fun -- "I'm sick of being cannon fodder!" (The DCU celebrates Batman's birthday - gen)
* The Best I Ever Had -- "Bruce Wayne ruins women." (The women of the DCU - gen, some innuendo)
* Three Sidekicks, Two Cakes and a Single Candle (Tim Drake/Stephanie Brown - gen)
* Murder at Wayne Manor -- It was a dark and stormy night... (Black Canary, Batman, et al - gen, some blood)
* Christmas in Blüdhaven -- Being Robin had brought him all the friends he'd always wanted. But it had stolen his father away forever. (Tim Drake, et al - gen)
* Birds of a Feather -- "I think I should have pants." Written for the Timfinity challenge. (Tim Drake et al sillyfic - gen)
=== Birds of Prey ===
* The Ol' Switcheroo - 
* Surprise! - "I was 29 the year before that year, too. Don't argue with a women carrying a Kalishnakov." (Black Canary and Oracle - gen)
* Love Stinks - "I bought a new dress, Babs. It's red. It's short. It's breathtakingly chic. If I don't get to wear this dress, you're a dead woman." (Black Canary and Oracle - gen)
=== Justice Society of America ===
* Whispers in the Dark --"I was also curious about me." (Dr. Mid-Nite, Sandy the Golden Boy/The Sandman - gen)
* Just to be Safe --"We wanted to make sure there was no…damage...done." Rated PG-15 (Dr. Mid-Nite, Sandy the Golden Boy and The Sandman - gen)
* Dissolution --"The person I was still exists but he neither defines nor confines me any longer." Aftermath of JSA 50. Rated PG-15 (The Sandman - gen)
* Resolution -- If Sand didn't respond, didn't give him some sign... Then Sand really was gone. Aftermath of JSA 50. Rated PG-15 (Jack Knight - gen)
* Bulletproof --"Always knew they were good for something." Aftermath of JSA 52. Rated PG-13 (Power Girl, Dr. Mid-Nite - gen)
* Five Things That Never Happened to Jack Knight --Nash's first mistake was sending the letter too early. Inspired by Five Things That Aren't True by Basinstoke and all that followed. (Jack Knight - gen)
* Past is Prologue -- "It is the future, Charles," he said. "Everything is possible." (Charles McNider/Pieter Cross - m/m fade to black)
==== The Sand and Stars Series ====
Sand Hawkins/Jack Knight. All parts rated NC-17 for m/m sexual content.
* Anything but Normal -- "Normal" isn't as far away as you think it is.
* Anything But Lonely -- Maybe it's more than sex and waffles.
* Anything But the Truth -- Some relationships can't handle close scrutiny.
=== DCU ===
* If I Had a Million Dollars --If I had a million dollars, then I'd be Dick Grayson. (Roy Harper - gen)
* The Bestest Birthday Ever --Roy offered her an arrow. "Happy Birthday." (Roy Harper and Lian Harper - father/daughter bonding, gen)
* Immortality Bites --"On the surface, immortality seems like a very good thing to have on your side." (The Shade/Hope O'Dare - gen)
* Miz Jelena's Sweet Potato Pie --"It's always nice to watch you win friends and influence people." (Bruce Wayne & Clark Kent - gen)
* En Passant -- There were no mirrors in the Checkmate headquarters, not even in the women's washrooms. Written for the Four-Color Heroines challenge. [Sasha Bordeax, Anita Fite (Empress), Danette Reilly (Firebrand), Mari Jiwe McCabe (Vixen) - gen]
=== Justice League Unlimited ===
* Perdonare é Divine --"I told my cousin about you," Helena said. "Now you're obligated to come to dinner." Based on the animated television series. (Huntress/Question)
* Three Hours in Cadmus -- "My girlfriend," Question said archly, "is not a nutjob." Based on the animated television series. (Huntress/Question, Black Canary/Green Arrow, Wildcat - gen)
=== Smallville ===
* Quid Pro Quo --"Bruce. Lex Luthor." Lex paused and let a slow smile curl across his face. "I'm calling in my debt." Based on the television show. (Bruce Wayne & Lex Luthor - gen)
=== House, MD ===
* Reconciliation of the Gods --A Story in Which Nothing Happens and Nothing Is Resolved Written to follow "Babies and Bathwater". (House and Wilson - gen)
* The Gift of Giving Back --"I asked you why you're getting Cameron a Christmas present. You don't get anyone Christmas presents." Spoilers for "Damned If You Do". (House and Wilson and Cameron - gen)
* Dysgeusia --It crumbles like so much dust in her mouth. (House/Cameron - gen. TW: disorded eating)
=== Harry Potter ===
* A Bludger to the Heart --"If you wanted to find James Potter, the first thing you would do is look for Sirius Black." (Sirus Black/Remus Lupin - gen)
=== Star Wars ===
Author's Note: Star Wars was the first fandom I seriously participated in and I'm afraid some of the early stories are pretty scary
* The Official Malastare Stories - gen Obiwan and Anakin series co-written with Kerri S.
** The House That Obi-Wan Built
** Sofa, So Good
** Special Sauce
** House of Cards
* Why Me?
*The Rookie
*A Night of Stars
=== Stargate Atlantis ===
* Straight on 'Til Morning --It was a pretty sad day when John Sheppard was the most mature person on the planet.
* The Brendan Hypothesis --Major John Sheppard looks exactly like Rodney McKay's ex-lover, Brendan Dean. The only problem is that Brendan died seven years ago and Rodney's quickly finding out that John Sheppard is an intriguing man himself. (Sheppard/McKay, PG-13)
* The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves --In 1988, Cadet First Class John Sheppard stole a goat. In 2005, Major Lorne steals a Cat-Thing. It turns out that stealing mascots is never as good an idea as one would think. (Sheppard/McKay, Sheppard/Original Male Character, R)
* Sweet Spot --Someone's been leaving Elizabeth chocolate in her top desk drawer. (Weir/Caldwell, PG)
* A Non-Denominational Holiday Mission Report Or, How Rodney McKay Got His Head Out of His Ass and Learned to Decorate Christmas Trees Again --"C'mon, McKay," Ford said with a grin. "You're the original Scrooge." (Sheppard/McKay, NC-17)
* The Limited-Engagement Atlantis Christmas Spectacular --2005's Advent Fic
* Chanukah Ficlets -- Because 24 ficlets in 24 just weren't enough.
* A Final Awakening --"What is it with you and ascended women?" (John Sheppard & Rodney McKay - gen)
* One to Let Go --"May take two to tango, but boy it takes one to let go." (Weir/Sumner, NC-17)
* Jello Shots -- Jonas nodded. Perhaps Rodney was just as unsure of this mating dance as he was himself. (Jonas Quinn/Rodney McKay, PG-13, Spoilers for SG-1 6x01: Redemption 2)
* Rave Atlantis --The nightlife on Atlantis is the lamest of any city John has ever visited. (Sheppard/Cadman, McKay/Cadman, Sheppard/Cadman/McKay, Sheppard/McKay, NC-17) (Hosted by Zoe Rayne)
* Close Only Counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades -- It should have been a brilliant arrangement. Sex that didn't count was vastly superior to no sex at all and had the added benefit of no attachments and no expectations. (Sheppard/McKay, NC-17)
* You're a Good Man, John Sheppard --World War I AU in which John is Snoopy and Kolya is the Red Baron.
* Boy Meets Girl, Girl Cures Cancer --Katie Brown didn't come to Atlantis for Rodney McKay. (Spoilers for SGA 3x17: Sunday)
* The Best Things in Life Are Free --The High School AU based on "Can't Buy Me Love" and including several side stories. [COMPLETE] Sheppard/McKay, NC-17
* One Thousand Lives --There had to be a timeline where Sumner survived. (Weir/Sumner, PG-13) (because One to Let Go is in the same continuity)
* Paved With Good Intentions (Or, the Complete Idiot's Guide to Fairy Tales) --Unfortunately, the next planet wasn't Atlantis. (Rodney McKay/Teyla Emmagan, PG. Written for the Sticks-n-Snark Thing-a-Thon.)
* Visitors From The Edge (The Edith Keeler Must Die Remix) --Bates thought he was going crazy when another Dr. McKay showed up with a hot redhead. (Bates, McKay/Cadman, PG-13. A remix of raisintorte's Time After Time for the Remix Redux.)
* Starting Into Open Space -- People like them, people who leave, don't always come back the same. (Weir/Sumner, NC-17)
* Both Feet Back Onto the Ground -- Post-The Long Goodbye, immediately following on Burn Clear and Steadfast (read that one first!). (Weir/Sumner, NC-17)
===Drabble Archive===
DC, Marvel, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The West Wing
===Miscellaneous Noodling===
Smitty's LJ and their first NaNoWriMo attempt
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