Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP?

Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP? (失礼しますが、RIP♡) is an original song by Mori Calliope and the second song in her debut EP "DEAD BEATS". The music video for the song was first shown on her debut stream at September 12, 2020. It was then officially released in the EP on October 20, 2020.
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== Audio ==
No.	Song 	Duration
2 	失礼しますが、RIP♡ 	3:09
== Milestones ==
=== 2020 ===
* Sep. 12 First performance during her debut live, and music video release date.
* Oct. 20 "DEAD BEATS" EP release date.
== Lyrics ==
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English with Japanese = 
[Intro]
皆さん!
今日の楽しいライブ配信にきてくれて まことにありがとうございます。
今日も rap したいと思います。
では始めましょうか？
... fxxk it.
[Verse 1]
Modern-day killers really must hate fun
More often people takin' lives rockin' knives & guns
The real mXrder connoisseurs in the ruins of hell
Got used to luring the audience with moe that sells, cuz
To my surprise, snatchin' lives とりあえず禁止
Nice try, stoppin' the MOthuFXXkin Da Vinci
of human erasure, can't stop the pace, sir
Make sure when "standing off" my rhymes slay first~
Jealous haters out there, high-five! I see you~
"No one's gonna buy this." bxtch, I believe you!
Cute as all hell, in a literal sense,
A bitter pretense,
But the views are all tell, no show, dollars and cents
Don't mean nada to the queen of ""
Scythe and other super radical toys to tear your heart
Apart at the seams, still the killer of your dreams!
Slip your soul into my pocket, then I flee the scene-
It's like that.
[Pre-Chorus 1]
If you take my advice, You'll be killed by what'cha don't know!
But the other saying that I like so much more
Is along the lines of "you reap what you fuxxin SEISO"
Gotta know, ain't it so, could ya let go of your soul for me?
すごいDIE好き〜
I'm not asking for much: do me a favor and die?
ごめん、失礼しますが、RIP❤〜
[Chorus]
"Kill 'em with the bass."
KOROSU NO KOTO GA TANOSHII
(Teehee, bitch)
MURDER IS SO FXXKING KAWAII
(かわいい、ね！）
SHINIGAMI SENSEI + ~CALLIOPE~
Kill 'em with the bass, 'till we get 'em to say:
Alright "YAY! SUTEKINA ANSATSU~"
So it goes:
"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?
Me coming in the night for ya!
勝手にやってる地獄で犯罪じゃないから~
Bass high enough to exterminate ya
You'll dance anyway, cuz it's human nature
でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜
あなたの〇ぬ日まで!
[Verse 2]
申し訳ないです、やりすぎました。
なんで敬語でラップしてる？ちょっと変だ。
Not what you expected? Better tell you straight-forward
hear you all the way in hell, slamming on your keyboard
Go ahead and BE sore, but I won't run.
Cuz I'm a workaholic business-lady getting shxt done
Taking souls? Not an industry for suckers, for one
But it's a mistress of darkness's day in the sun~ (...きもい.)
C A double L I O P E
I really love this fake-murder shxt's eye-opening
Taking words I get right off the cuff, and script my own thing
"Mxrder with words ain't enough?" that was the past me!
Gonna take a first-class master V to blast me
Humans, come at ME, I'm "masochistic" actually~
Huh... whatever that means. 
YES, whatever that means!!
Come a little closer クソ鳥, THEN laugh at me!! (Sup bitch)
[Pre-Chorus 2]
If you take my advice, You'll be killed by what'cha don't know!
But inside, I'm kinda nervous and I don't know what the word is for the other side of the gap?
FXXK IT, "清楚"!!
Setting out, do as I'm supposed to do, I'll get close to you...
ドンマイ、DIE丈夫〜
If it's alright with you, could I end your life?
ごめん、失礼しますが、RIP❤〜
[Chorus]
"Kill 'em with the bass."
KOROSU NO KOTO GA TANOSHII
(Teehee, bitch)
MURDER IS SO FXXKING KAWAII
(かわいい、ね！)
SHINIGAMI SENSEI + ~CALLIOPE~
Kill 'em with the bass, 'till we get 'em to say:
Alright "YAY! SUTEKINA ANSATSU~"
So it goes:
"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?
Me coming in the night for ya!
勝手にやってる地獄で犯罪じゃないから~
Bass high enough to exterminate ya
You'll dance anyway, cuz it's human nature
でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜
あなたの♡ぬ日まで!
もう一回!
"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?
Me coming in the night for ya!
勝手にやってる地獄で犯罪じゃないから~
Bass high enough to exterminate ya
You'll dance anyway, cuz it's human nature
でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜
あなたの〇ぬ日まで!
|-| 
English with Romaji = 
[Intro]
Minasan!
Kyo no raibu haishin ni kite kurete makotoni arigatogozaimasu.
Kyo mo rap shitai to omoimasu.
Dewa hajimemashou ka?
... fuck it.
[Verse 1]
Modern-day killers really must hate fun
More often people takin' lives rockin' knives & guns
The real murder connoisseurs in the ruins of hell
Got used to luring the audience with moe that sells, cuz
To my surprise, snatchin' lives toriaezu kinshi
Nice try, stoppin' the MOthuFUckin Da Vinci
of human erasure, can't stop the pace, sir
Make sure when "standing off" my rhymes slay first
Jealous haters out there, high-five! I see you
"No one's gonna buy this." bitch, I believe you!
Cute as all hell, in a literal sense,
A bitter pretense,
But the views are all tell, no show, dollars and cents
Don't mean nada to the queen of ""
Scythe and other super radical toys to tear your heart
Apart at the seams, still the killer of your dreams!
Slip your soul into my pocket, then I flee the scene
It's like that.
[Pre-Chorus 1]
If you take my advice, You'll be killed by what'cha don't know!
But the other saying that I like so much more
Is along the lines of "you reap what you fuckin SEISO"
Gotta know, ain't it so, could ya let go of your soul for me?
Sugoi DIE-suki
I'm not asking for much: do me a favor and die?
Gomen, shitsureishimasu ga shinde kudasai
[Chorus]
"Kill 'em with the bass."
Korosu no koto ga tanoshii
(Teehee, bitch)
Murder is so fucking kawaii
(Kawaii, ne!)
Shinigami sensei Calliope
Kill 'em with the bass, 'till we get 'em to say:
Alright "Yay! Sutekina ansatsu"
So it goes:
"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?
Me coming in the night for ya!
Katte ni yatteru jigoku de hanzai janaikara
Bass high enough to exterminate ya
You'll dance anyway, cuz it's human nature
Demo, sono zen nantonaku issho ni tanoshimou
Anata no shinu hi made!
[Verse 2]
Moshiwakenaidesu, yari sugimashita.
(Nande keigo de rappu shi teru? Chotto henda.)
Not what you expected? Better tell you straight-forward
hear you all the way in hell, slamming on your keyboard
Go ahead and BE sore, but I won't run.
Cuz I'm a workaholic business-lady getting shit done
Taking souls? Not an industry for suckers, for one
But it's a mistress of darkness's day in the sun~ (...kimoi.)
C A double L I O P E
I really love this fake-murder shit's eye-opening
Taking words I get right off the cuff, and script my own thing
"Murder with words ain't enough?" that was the past me!
Gonna take a first-class master V to blast me
Humans, come at ME, I'm "masochistic" actually
Huh... whatever that means. 
YES, whatever that means!!
Come a little closer kuso tori, THEN laugh at me!! (Sup bitch)
[Pre-Chorus 2]
If you take my advice, You'll be killed by what'cha don't know!
But inside, I'm kinda nervous and I don't know what the word is for the other side of the gap?
Fuck it, "Seiso"!!
Setting out, do as I'm supposed to do, I'll get close to you...
Donmai, DIE-jobu
If it's alright with you, could I end your life?
Gomen, shitsureishimasu ga shinde kudasai
[Chorus]
"Kill 'em with the bass."
Korosu no koto ga tanoshii
(Teehee, bitch)
Murder is so fucking kawaii
(Kawaii, ne!)
Shinigami sensei Calliope
Kill 'em with the bass, 'till we get 'em to say:
Alright "Yay! Sutekina ansatsu"
So it goes:
"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?
Me coming in the night for ya!
Katte ni yatteru jigoku de hanzai janaikara
Bass high enough to exterminate ya
You'll dance anyway, cuz it's human nature
Demo, sono zen nantonaku issho ni tanoshimou
Anata no shinu hi made!
Moikkai!
"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?
Me coming in the night for ya!
Katte ni yatteru jigoku de hanzai janaikara
Bass high enough to exterminate ya
You'll dance anyway, cuz it's human nature
Demo, sono zen nantonaku issho ni tanoshimou
Anata no shinu hi made!
|-| 
English = 
[Intro]
Everyone!
Thanks for coming to today's live-stream.
Today, I think I wanna rap.
Well then, shall we begin?
... fuck it.
[Verse 1]
Modern-day killers really must hate fun
More often people takin' lives rockin' knives & guns
The real murder connoisseurs in the ruins of hell
Got used to luring the audience with moe that sells, cuz
To my surprise, snatchin' lives banned for the time being
Nice try, stoppin' the MOthuFUckin Da Vinci
of human erasure, can't stop the pace, sir
Make sure when "standing off" my rhymes slay first~
Jealous haters out there, high-five! I see you~
"No one's gonna buy this." bitch, I believe you!
Cute as all hell, in a literal sense,
A bitter pretense,
But the views are all tell, no show, dollars and cents
Don't mean nada to the queen of ""
Scythe and other super radical toys to tear your heart
Apart at the seams, still the killer of your dreams!
Slip your soul into my pocket, then I flee the scene-
It's like that.
[Pre-Chorus 1]
If you take my advice, You'll be killed by what'cha don't know!
But the other saying that I like so much more
Is along the lines of "you reap what you fuckin SEISO"
Gotta know, ain't it so, could ya let go of your soul for me?
Sugoi DIE-suki~
I'm not asking for much: do me a favor and die?
Excuse me, but could you please RIP?
[Chorus]
"Kill 'em with the bass."
Killing is fun
(Teehee, bitch)
Murder is so fucking cute
(Cute!)
Death Teacher Calliope
Kill 'em with the bass, 'till we get 'em to say:
Alright "Yay! Nice assassination~"
So it goes:
"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?
Me coming in the night for ya!
Doing it my way, cuz in hell it ain't a crime!
Bass high enough to exterminate ya
You'll dance anyway, cuz it's human nature
But before that, let's have fun somehow...
Until the day you die!
[Verse 2]
Sorry about that... I over-did it.
(why are you rapping in formal speech... 's a lil weird.)
Not what you expected? Better tell you straight-forward
hear you all the way in hell, slamming on your keyboard
Go ahead and BE sore, but I won't run.
Cuz I'm a workaholic business-lady getting shit done
Taking souls? Not an industry for suckers, for one
But it's a mistress of darkness's day in the sun~ (...ew.)
C A double L I O P E
I really love this fake-murder shit's eye-opening
Taking words I get right off the cuff, and script my own thing
"Murder with words ain't enough?" that was the past me!
Gonna take a first-class master V to blast me
Humans, come at ME, I'm "masochistic" actually
Huh... whatever that means. 
YES, whatever that means!!
Come a little closer damned bird, THEN laugh at me!! (Sup bitch)
[Pre-Chorus 2]
If you take my advice, You'll be killed by what'cha don't know!
But inside, I'm kinda nervous and I don't know what the word is for the other side of the gap?
Fuck it, "Seiso"!!
Setting out, do as I'm supposed to do, I'll get close to you...
Don't mind, DIE-jobu
If it's alright with you, could I end your life?
Excuse me, but could you please RIP?
[Chorus]
"Kill 'em with the bass."
Killing is fun
(Teehee, bitch)
Murder is so fucking cute
(Cute!)
Death Teacher Calliope
Kill 'em with the bass, 'till we get 'em to say:
Alright "Yay! Nice assassination~"
So it goes:
"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?
Me coming in the night for ya!
Doing it my way, cuz in hell it ain't a crime!
Bass high enough to exterminate ya
You'll dance anyway, cuz it's human nature
But before that, let's have fun somehow...
Until the day you die!
Once again!
"Dead Beats, listen up!" It's what'cha want?
Me coming in the night for ya!
Doing it my way, cuz in hell it ain't a crime!
Bass high enough to exterminate ya
You'll dance anyway, cuz it's human nature
But before that, let's have fun somehow...
Until the day you die!
|-| 
Japanese = 
[Intro]
皆さん!
今日の楽しいライブ配信にきてくれて まことにありがとうございます。
今日も rap したいと思います。
では始めましょうか？
... fuck it.
[Verse 1]
イマどきの殺人鬼は楽しむことが嫌いに違いない
もっと頻繁に、人々はナイフや銃で殺している
地獄の廃墟にいるリアルな殺人鑑定士
人気の「萌え」を武器に観衆をおびき寄せるのに慣れてしまった、なぜなら
驚いたことに、命取りはとりあえず禁止
その姿勢は認めるよ、人間抹消の専門家を
止められたことは、でもこの勢いは止められないよ
あたしのライムと「一騎打ち」する時は先に殺すからね
そのへんにいる妬みったらしい嫌な奴ら、ハイファイブ、見えてるよ
「誰もこんなの買わねぇよ」ビッチ、わかるわかる
文字通り、地獄のように可愛い
苦みのある見せかけ
でも外見は全てを語らない、わかんないでしょ、お金なんて
死の女王には意味がないんだから
あんたの心を引き裂くために、大鎌とか超強烈なおもちゃ（武器）を持ってる
傷跡から分かれても、まだあんたの夢を殺すよ!
あんたの魂をあたしのポケットに滑り込ませて、現場から立ち去る
そんな感じ
[Pre-Chorus 1]
あたしのアドバイスを聞くなら あんたは自覚のないことで殺されちゃうってことかな!
でももう一つのあたしがもっと好きな名言は
「自業自得fuckin SEISO」ってところかな~
知らなきゃでしょ、そうでしょ、てことで魂ちょうだい？
すごいDIE好き〜
そんなにおっきなお願いじゃないよ：とりあえず言うこと聞いて死んでくれる？
ごめん、失礼しますが、しんでください❤〜
[Chorus]
あいつらをベースで殺しちゃえ
殺すの事が楽しい
(Teehee, ビッチ)
殺人は超カワイイ
(かわいい、ね!)
死神先生かりおぺ
ベースで殺しちゃえ、あいつらにこう言わすまで：
Alright "YAY! 素敵な暗殺〜"
だからこんな感じ：
死んだビートよ、よく聴きな！これが望んでるものなんでしょ？
夜しばきにきてあげる!
勝手にやってる地獄で犯罪じゃないから~
皆殺しにするくらい高すぎるベース
でも踊るんでしょとにかく、それが人間の性
でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜
あなたの死ぬ日まで!
[Verse 2]
申し訳ないです、やりすぎました。
なんで敬語でラップしてる？ちょっと変だ。
期待してたものと違う？直接的に言っちゃうけど
地獄のそこからでも聞こえちゃうよ、キーボードを叩きつける音
勝手に失望してれば、でもあたしは走らない
だってあたしはワーカホリックなビジネスウーマンで、やることやってんの
魂取り？弱弱しい奴には向いてないね
でもこれは暗闇の女主人公が太陽に出る日かな～(...きもい.)
C A ダブル L I O P E
この新しい魂取りの方法、好きかもしんない
頭の中にパッと浮かんだ言葉を取って、自分のストーリーを作っちゃう
「言葉での殺人では不十分？」それは過去の自分
超一流のVじゃないとあたしは倒せない
人間よ、あたしにかかってきな、実はマゾなの~
まぁ、どういう意味でもいいわ。
うん、何でもいいんだってば!!
ちょっとこっち来なクソ鳥、そんであたしのこと笑ってみーよ！！(Sup ビッチ)
[Pre-Chorus 2]
あたしのアドバイスを聞くなら あんたは自覚のないことで殺されちゃうってことかな!
でも心の中では、あたしは結構緊張してて、えーっとあのギャップ萌えな言葉なんだっけ？
そうだわ、「清楚」!!
もうちょい先進むと、あたしがするはずのことの通りにしてよ、もっと近づくから
ドンマイ、DIE丈夫〜
もし可能なら、あんたの人生終わらせていいっすか？
ごめん、失礼しますが、しんでください❤〜
[Chorus]
あいつらをベースで殺しちゃえ
殺すの事が楽しい
(Teehee, ビッチ)
殺人は超カワイイ
(かわいい、ね！)
死神先生かりおぺ
ベースで殺しちゃえ、あいつらにこう言わすまで：
Alright "YAY! 素敵な暗殺〜"
だからこんな感じ：
死んだビートよ、よく聴きな！これが望んでるものなんでしょ？
夜しばきにきてあげる!
勝手にやってる地獄で犯罪じゃないから~
皆殺しにするくらい高すぎるベース
でも踊るんでしょとにかく、それが人間の性
でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜
あなたの死ぬ日まで!
もう一回！
死んだビートよ、よく聴きな！これが望んでるものなんでしょ？
夜しばきにきてあげる!
勝手にやってる地獄で犯罪じゃないから~
皆殺しにするくらい高すぎるベース
でも踊るんでしょとにかく、それが人間の性
でも、その前何となく一緒に楽しもう〜
あなたの死ぬ日まで!
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== Media ==
=== Videos ===
<youtube width="640" height="480">y4DppvDtvzw</youtube>失礼しますが、RIP? 	
<youtube width="640" height="480">5y3xh8gs24c</youtube>[ORIGINAL SONG] 失礼しますが、RIP♡ 	"Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP?" - Calliope Mori
== External links ==
* Digital Release
* Calliope Mori (森カリオペ) – 失礼しますが、RIP♡ (Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP?) Lyrics | Genius Lyrics
Category:Hololive Production Original SongsCategory:Original Songs by Mori Calliope