You Know You Read/Watch Too Much Creepypasta When…

I compiled this list over time since I've read so many creepypastas (mainly on here) and listened to readings on YouTube. I know it's cliche, but I did that on purpose as reference to the creepypastas that inspired me to compile this list. Having said that, I'm not that good a writer in cases like this. So, given the less-than-supportive feedback I got for my last submission (which I wish would be unlocked so I could go back and re-input the heading for the pasta itself), I'm not holding my breath for any positive comments on this one. Rated for mild language.
==Reasons Why==
#When someone says "Go to sleep." you think they might be Jeff in disguise.
#You lock all the doors and windows before going to sleep because you think Jeff might break in.
#You refuse to eat cupcakes because you think they might be made from Rainbow Dash.
#You're afraid to hate Derpy because you think she might blow you up.
#You avoid going to farms because you think the horses might kill you.
#You wonder why there aren't ponified versions of all the creepypasta monsters.
#You avoid stray animals.
#You never leave your pets alone.
#You're now scared of clowns because you think they might eat you.
#You avoid saying the phrase "Spread the word." or any variation thereof because you think Smile Dog might haunt your dreams.
#You're now scared of Siberian huskies because you think they might be Smile Dog in disguise.
#Whenever you see hurt children or a collection of apples, you look for Happy Appy.
#You have your windows covered because you think Slenderman might look in them.
#Whenever you're walking through the woods, a forest, or driving on a deserted road, you look for Slenderman.
#Whenever you see someone wearing a hoody or mask, you ask if they're working for Slenderman.
#You wonder why there isn't more material on Splendorman.
#You try to avoid laughing at Tails' misfortune and/or feel guilty when you do, or have stopped hating/feeling indifferent about him because you think he might go .exe and kill you.
#You wonder if the Tails Doll's real, but are too scared to try to summon it.
#You're now scared of Sonic and/or Amy.
#You refuse to have anything to do with franchises that have had creepypastas made about them – especially "Super Mario Bros.", "Pokemon", "The Legend of Zelda", and/or "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic".
#You refuse to play video games that have had creepypastas made about them.
#You play video games that have had creepypastas made about them just so you can try to recreate the events in said creepypastas.
#You only play hacked video and/or computer games.
#You refuse to play blank video game cds and/or cartridges.
#You never open .exe or .avi files.
#You never buy unbranded merchandise.
#You never buy anything off eBay.
#You never buy anything that's been the subject of creepypasta.
#You refuse to stay at a hotel because you think it might be a portal to Hell.
#Whenever you see a naked man off in the distance, you think he might be B.O.B.
#Whenever you smell sulfur, you think B.O.B. might be nearby.
#Whenever you hear growling and/or heavy breathing, you think The Rake might be nearby.
#You refuse to have anything to do with Disney.
#You're either relieved or pissed off that Squidward hasn't killed himself.
#You avoid watching any scary "Spongebob Squarepants" episodes.
#You never say "You should not/shouldn't have done that."
#You randomly check to see if inanimate objects are following you.
#You're now scared of teddy bears and/or dolls.
#You think dolls from the Barbie franchise could be real people.
#The childhood fears of the dark and/or the boogeyman/closet monsters have resurfaced.
#You have to have something next to you for comfort/protection when you sleep.
#You have creepypasta-related nightmares and wonder if Hypnocil exists in the real world.
#You avoid saying the word "bang" because you think your finger might be loaded.
#Anything involving pirates reminds you of "Candle Cove".
#"Star Fox 64" reminds you of the beginning of the original "Obey the Walrus" video.
#Anyone with polio reminds you of Johnnie Baima.
#You obsessively check your floors for multicolored shards of glass.
#You avoid going down into trap doors or storm shelters, because they might lead to a cave full of serial killers.
#You get nervous around people wearing white hoodies, especially ones with long black hair.
#You wonder why there are so many Spanish readings of English creepypastas.
#You wonder why "lost episodes" such as "Squidward's Suicide" never aired.
#You research everything you can about creepypastas.
#You draw inspiration from other creepypastas for your own work.
Originally uploaded in 2012
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