Idiotic Table of the Elements

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The Idiotic Table of the Elements is a listing of all the basic building blocks of matter. Certain columns of the table represent groups, or families of elements. This table is not to be confused with the Mahmoodian Table, which is an alternate representation of the building blocks of matter.
==Families==
*Allergens
::The Allergens, sometimes called the Flowergens, are emitted by flowers, and react readily with the human nasal system, in both pleasing and unpleasing ways.
*Active Cheeses
::Unlike the similar Passive cheeses, the elements of the Active Cheeses are known for their property of readily bonding with other substances, such as hamburger, broccoli, and pizza.
*Filler Materials
::Substances which don't appear to conform to any given pattern are classified as Filler and stuffed in the middle of the table or shoved to the side. Their uses and properties are largely unknown: for example, nobody is entirely sure what Minnesota is for...
*Alcohols
::The Alcohols are known to cause increased levels of ambient Assium, and have been known to cause increases in Dissinum.
*Innate Abilities
::These elements are emitted by the brain during the use of psychic powers. Innate Abilities sometimes manifest in the presence of Tempertantrum and Hissifittium.
*Fetishides
::The Fetishides are inert, mainly because the other elements will not interact with them directly. However, Fetishides have been known to manifest in the presence of members of the Alcohols family.
==History==
The Idiotic Table itself was first started by Greek scientist Idiocrates in 1430 B.C.E. The early table was much simpler, and contained only four elements: Flaemon, Wettium, Windon, and Dirtium. Eventually the table was expanded as it was discovered that each of these "elements" was actually comprised of others.
By 1800 C.E. the Idiotic Table of the Elements contained more than seventy elements. However, new elements were yet to be discovered, and are indeed still being discovered. In 2003 an element recently discovered known as Unobtainium was not obtained, and therefore not .By 2005 there was speculation about an Element of Surprise, but it proved impossible to detect as just about everyone was already talking about it.
In 2007 Serbia was found to have similar properties of Assium and was renamed "Buttium".
In 13370 five elements were discovered and were proved to be the 1337. They were given the category "1337 Elements".
In 31337 a sixth 1337 element was found.
In 41337 a seventh 1337 element was found. It was actually found in 1338, but the scientists did not announce it's discovery, to honor the tradition that every 1337 element should be found in a year ending in 1337. People were annoyed that they had to wait 9999 years just to see another !@#$ing 1337 element.
==The Idiotic Table of the Elements==
Allergens 	Active Cheeses 	Filler Materials	Filler Materials	Filler Materials	Filler Materials 	Filler Materials	Filler Materials 	Filler Materials 	Filler Materials	Filler Materials	Filler Materials 	Alcohols 	More Filler Materials	More Filler Materials	More Filler Materials	Innate Abilities 	Fetishides
1HHydrangea 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	1½JgJagermeistrum 	1¾WikiWiki 	2PzPizza 	2¼CrmCrambonium 	2⅜CvClairvoynium 	2.5HeHentaium
3GeGeranium 	4ChCheesium 	4.3DnDown 	4.4FeFetus 	 	4.469LbLambium 	 	4.5AlAluminum 	5NoNotsoaloneium 	 	 	 	5.5proofBBeeron 	6CCrampon 	7NNitro 	8OOxycontin 	9FForcium 	10FuFurrium
11CyChrysanthemum 	12NcNachosium 	13PooNutellium 	13.5DelDelyrium 	14EnWiki 	15ArArmageddon 	RnRandomium 	15.5AnaNgGigantium	 	 	16PgPuddingium 	17"HoHardon 	18proofTqTequilium 	19SiSilicone 	20PPotatium 	21SSithtium 	22TpTelepathium 	23AnAnalium
24TuTulipnum 	25CaCheddarium 	26ScScorcesium 	00TiTittium 	27VVaginon 	28CrCromagnon 	29MnMinnesota 	30PnPhonicium 	31PiMagnum 	32SSNazium 	33CuCucumberon 	34ZiZig 	35proofVkVodkum 	36GiGilligan 	37AsAssium 	38BtButtium 	39TkTelekenisium 	40BdBondagium
41IrIrus 	42CoColbium 	43YYattayattium 	44ZrZerowingon 	45NbColtium 	46NfNerf 	47PlPlotonium 	48RuRubber 	49RhZimbabweum 	50PdCopper 	51AgAgamemnon 	52CdCodependium 	53proofGnGin 	54WWood 	55SbSubmarino 	56TeTempertantrum 	57GyGaydar 	5.8PhPedophillium
59DaDaisium 	60MzMozzerellium	61LuLithuanium 	61½HfHalfassnium	62TaTampon 	63WtfWatthefukium	64IQReRetardium 	65OsOscarwildeum 	66IpInternetum 	67PtPantium 	68AuAugidogium 	69HgHughhefnerium 	70proofCmCaptainmorganrum	71PbPeanutbutterum 	72PlPlanetarium 	LXXIIIPo (73)Popium 	74LvLevitatium 	75BtButtsechsium
76OMFGOMFuckinGodium	77PaParmesanum 	78LrLordbyronium	79RfRufium 	80DbDoobium 	81SlSlutatarium 	82DysMuixelsyd 	83HsHissifittium 	84MtMountaindewium	85DsDissinum 	86RgRugbium 	9201UnUncyclopedium	88proofKaColtium 	89CgChewinggum 	90TvTelevizium 	91MFMotherfuckium 	92MuMedium/Polonium	93PlPlushophilium
94HuHuman 	666IhuInhuman 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
==Vegemites and Collegiates==
95RcVegimiton 	96PrParslium	97SlutSlutgerium	98CeCelerium 	99CcCoconuton
100TpTurnipium	101DkDukeum 	118IuHoosierium 	119AuAustralium	120AmTrumpium
==Asinines==
111UuuUnununium	102GuGlueon 	103PyPentium 	104LmLinoleum	105UUrmomium	
106DtDuctapium 	107R!Rubioium 	108KhKittenhufnium	404Kryptonite	109FaFartium	
1104Ks4Kids 	112BtfkSodomite	113GbEuEuripodium 	114!Belgium 	 	90210LOLBeverlyhillsium
==Bodily Hair Metals==
-5HaHairium	124BdBeardium	130MsMoustachium	141PuPubicum	30,012ApArmpiton
==1337 Elements==
1337Leet1337ium	1338KoKoolium	1339MrtMr. T-ium	1340WrkWerockium	1341McMarcoium	1342Yum Yourmomium	1343Yuk Yukydoodium	1344Ami Amirite
==Planetides==
115MrMercurium	116VeVenusium	117EarEarthium	121MasMarsium	122JuJupiterium	123Sr Saturnium	125Ur Uranium	126Ne Neptunium	127Plu Plutonium
==The Deitides==
∞G_dJehovium 	∞+1JeJesium 	∞+2VmVirginmarium 	∞+3BhBhuddium	∞+4اﷲAllahnium	∞+5SofSophia
∞+6ViVishnuium 	∞+7ShShivium 	0/0 N/AAthine	∞+8☥Osiridium	∞+9OdOdinium 	∞+10ThrThoridium
∞2XnXenuvium 	∞3ZzZZ-topium	∞∞BsBushium 	∞אJwJewium 	∞∞MxMexican 	∞∞+1WpWeaselpudgium
∞∞+∞KckChucknorrisium	∞?Cmcum 	∞?AgGoddium 	 	 	
==Unknown Classification==
999UoUnobtainium
420WdWeed
==See also==
Category:Elements
Category:Confusing, but sounds scientific
Category:Chemistry
Category:FA Chemistry
category:Periodic tables
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