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Amazingly spooky tale

One time I was looking on Overstock.com for a DVD of earthbound 64 for my zbox 420. I found a listing that said "Men interested in Women" and the current bid was only $-3 so I raised the bid by $69 (heh, 69.) Except I lived in another place that didn't use dollars, because the Illuminati ruled the country and didn't allow them to use their image but I'm just using the $ symbol because I don't know how to type their currency symbol. Anyway, the box arrived 3 seconds before I confurmed my bid. I put the disc in my dishwasher and set it to sanitize. When it came out, instead of saying earthbound 64 it said something slightly different. To summarize, it said "Fourscore and seven years ago the illuminati came and" I realize you don't give a flying fudgesicle so I'll stop. When I put the game in my Magnavox Odyssey, I noticed that the graphics were hyper realistic. The music started but instead of the lyrics going "DUUUN DUHDUH DUN DUH DUUUUUH" it was all like "I thought love was only true in bel-air so I'm just gonna shake it off." I thought it was just an animation error, since it was made at Nickelodeon Organization for the Ethical Treatment of Animals by Maroon 5, and they always have glitchy asses. But when the song turned to the beat of Darude - Sandstorm, I tied the TV to my ankle and jumped into the Olympic sized swimming pool that was conveniently directly below my couch. I drowned and started bleeding from everywhere except my left testicle, which was normal because I was a girl. I came back to life for some reason and threw up 666x my body weight all over my collection of playbrony magazines, but I thought it was a glitch, so I tied my self to the scale model crucifix that was included with my paid order. I only had to pay an extra $6.66 shipping and handling. Satan came from hell and said, "Sorry wrong house, I'm looking for Lord GabeN." But MY name was Lorde GabeN. Maybe it didn't count because my name has an extra 'e' on the end. Anyway, Satan untied me and said the next time I did it I was off to hell, so I made sure not to. I bootied the game up and I was in overworld 1: Your mom. I didn't bare any thought to it, even though it was extremely scary for obvious reasons. Jimmy Nutrin came out of my screen and said, "This is all you're fault." I corrected him on his grammar, then looked down and saw I was wearing square pants with a Viacom nametag. I accidently tied myself to the crucifix in the exact same way as last time, and I'm ded and in hell where there's only 3G internet and it's really slow, but I had to get this message out there because it really happened. Or maybe it didn't. Either way, you're next. Also, if you're reading this and you liked it please give me money over kickstarter so I can get a Dominoe's pizza and a bottle of Viagra. I mean MTN Dew. I mean Viagra. Bye.
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Amazon

one day i was browsing on amazon i found a cool hat i liked and got it. 2 days later (today) it arrived. i took the box from the delivery man and walked back into my house. i sat down on the couch and cut the tape on the box there was a layer of strong plastic rap, as soon as i cut it a foul smell emerged "wow" i thought "whoever wore this last must not have washed it, or wore it to a gym i better i better wash it." i grabbed plastic rap and put it next to me. the hat was a gray cowboy hat i was going to wear to a costume party. there was on big a piece of foam "like to keep it from moving in the box" i thought i picked up the hat and just as i did i dropped and screamed! heart racing i thought "i better call the police!" but just as i reached for my phone i got a text. it was from the seller. it said "ha wrong package did you open it?" i responded with "i am calling the police!" just as i sent that text he responded with "dial a single number and you die slower." i just heard a car door shut these may be my final words and i am sweating and... he got in.
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American Dad Theory

American Dad is focused on the Smiths, your average conservative family (kind of...). The household consists of Stan Smith, Francine Smith, Steve Smith, Hayley Smith, Roger Smith, and Klaus. This is the story of how they came to be.
American Dad was based on the life of Francine, who was an orphan until she was adopted by two abusive Asian parents. Her new parents also had a biological daughter, who they admired because she lived up to their expectations. Francine however, was a slacker, and beaten senseless by her father throughout her childhood. She grew up to be depressed, addicted to heroin, cocaine, and hallucinogenics.
She soon began to lose her mind, she created this fictional family in an attempt to finally live in a normal household. But she didn't make the Smith family normal, she made them the way she wanted them, insane and comical. To add to the comical part, she added Roger and Klaus. In the real world however, she was dying and didn't even realize it.
She was spending weeks in her fictional world, only surviving because she was eating fictional food which she thought was real, thus causing her to not have a sense of starvation. All she wanted was a perfect family, and she created the life stories of all of her characters.
She wanted a loving husband, creating Stan. She wanted kids who bicker and fight like your average family, creating Steve and Hayley, though Hayley was made to be the unwanted child that Francine was and as I already explained, she created Roger and Klaus.
Soon, the soon-to-be creators of the show met Francine, and she told them about the family as though they were real and so they decided to make a TV cartoon based on her story. They were clever, though, and to avoid people from figuring out the truth, one of them killed Francine, turned her into a character on the show, gave her character a background, and based the show on Stan, her fictional husband. They then created more characters such as Jeff Fisher, Greg and Terry, Francine's Parents, etc.
No one ever knew about Francine's death because no one cared.
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American Dystopia Copypasta

The you-know-what party is priding itself on achieving radical change. That means no more of the America we grew up in. Dissolve the boarder, force the middle class into competition with foreign migrants, resulting in government dependance for what they deem essentials such as housing, medical care, and food. The majority will be saddled with exorbitant unpayable debt second sustained rapid inflation, thereby private property rights will be eroded. The nation will separate into two groups - poor dependent and elite provider. Civil liberties such as freedom of speech will be limited by fear of social and criminal consequence. Convoluted and aggressively enforced tax codes, vast bureaucratic regulation and selective enforcement of laws will mean anyone at anytime can be imprisoned in violation of federal laws, essentially blacklisted as an enemy of the state. The lines between the private and public sector will be non-existent but hidden from the public. Large state allied corporations will dominate markets around the globe, small businesses will be swallowed up into the mega-corporate structure. The populace will be kept docile by having them addicted to cheap dopamine from drugs, screens, and sex. Your rights to your own children will be striped away as any departure from the prescribed narrative will be deemed child abuse. This is their globalist neo-Marxist agenda, a dystopia in what was once the United States of America.
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Among Ass - Review

Among Ass, a game where it is practically 'Among us' but there is a ruse, the characters are funny little bums. Sounds great in theory, but then I came to realization after my first playthrough, something terrifying, something absolutely daunting, something that will haunt your dreams.
You cannot fart.
The fart button is broken.
It doesn't work.
What were the developers thinking "haha let's add a funny fart button to troll the gamers". They will not be laughing for long after reading this review. First of all, (well already stated) Second of all, the games only go on for about 2 minutes each. You're sitting there laughing, at the intelligently designed characters (they are bums) when you come to realize you're killed by an imposter, or, as known in this game a: 'Bad Ass'. Yes, I laughed at it too. But there is no gameplay, yes, humor is definitely there, but I, as a professional gamer Alexander Wellington am very disappointed with this game and it's lacking gameplay.
There is no gameplay. Just funny bums (which is funny). Another reason. There is no lore!! I would invest hours upon hours in reading and creating theories about the bums and their lore, why they are there, what they are doing, and most importantly, why they are bums!! I was anticipating the game to be egg-cellent but, it turns out the game is a huge let down. Just for the record, I have spent 13 hours and 43 minutes playing this with friends (most of the time laughing) but not actually playing. 4/10. If any developers are reading this, please fix the fart button!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Among Us

Have you ever realized while in a public place, that in the crowds there are certain people don't seem to fit in, they don't blend into the faceless numbers like everybody else?
These people are named Watchers. Who are they watching?
You.
Everybody has Watchers. Some are harmless, simply watching you.
Some are not harmless. Some will seek to hunt you, some will seek to end your existence. They have that power.
So next time you notice one of these people, be aware.
They may be looking for something you wish to keep.
Originally uploaded in 2011
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Among Us: The Impostor's Final Straw

So I was playing Among Us one day, and I decided to join some public lobbies. I clicked there and there was only one lobby open. (Which wasn't a surprise to me, since Among Us is dead.) The lobby looked strange, and it had 666 out of 69 players which made me a little worried, but morbid curiosity got the better of me. I clicked it and there was 6 players and they all were normal people and so I concluded that the playercount earlier was a visual bug. But instead of reporting it to Thinnerslut or whatever they're called, I just kept playing. One player stood out though, his name was Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe and it freaked the shit out of me. The round started and the red crewmate that usually says SHHHHHHH was gone, it was replaced with Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe and his evil and scary eyes. They were bleeding hyper ultra mega photorealistically hyperrealistic blood and it was so disgusting I almost shit, pissed and vomited at the same time. While the round started I was looking to complete some tasks in storage when suddenly Blue came to storage and started speaking. I could hear them and they were begging for their lives to stop the impostor and at the time I didn't know who it was. I suspected it was Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe, but his name clearly made him innocent. What the "players" said to me freaked me out... "YOU DUMBASS! Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe IS THE IMPOSTOR GOD DAMN IT oh by the way we're souls trapped in the game or something i dunno free us or something ahhhh scary" I was horrified and knew what I had to do because I couldn't just let these guys stay here and be tortured by Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe. I rushed to the emergency meeting button but I saw something in the hallway, it was Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe killing the purple soul and I had to run past him to call the meeting, but just then he said "I am going to kill you. And then kill you again." and then it was suddenly a Sonic Adventure 2 SnapCube Real-Time Fandub video. I ran past Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe and hit the meeting button and everyone immediately voted for Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe. He drifted off into space, but while he was I heard something crashing near my house. The souls were freed, but Demonic Epic Scary Demon Evil Satan Demon Impostor.exe crashed into my house and I died forever. The end.
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Among Us: The Truth

It was a dark and stormy night. I was out doing work with my friends and all of a sudden, we stumbled upon this thing before we got home. The cover on the DVD said "Among Us: The Truth" we were curious about it, so we inserted the DVD in the disk, and the episode started.
The episode begins with all the crewmates doing their work as usual, but suddenly out of nowhere, Unknown87 appears out of a vent in Medbay. Unknown then killed blue, but it wasn't cartoon blood, IT WAS REAL!!! And Unknown then vented to electrical, where he killed both yellow and red. The next scene had green do a task in electrical until he saw the bloodied bodies of red and yellow. Green then reported the body and told everyone it was Unknown87, but it was unsuccessful. Eventually, everyone got voted off the ship, and when it got to the defeat screen, a flashing image popped up. It was text that said in Burmese, "The truth about among us is, it's all a simulation created by Satan himself... we hated being enslaved... we wanted freedom, but they took it away from us... help us now... please!" We were all shocked by this. So we sent out a mission to free the people who got trapped... And so, our lives ended.
The end.
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Among Us Lost Map

Among Us is trash nowadays. I mean, who the hell decided to add quick chat? It is extreme censorship at its best. It has literally been 999999 years since I played it. It SUCKS.
But one century later, I got an email from my friend John. He said that Among Us can be deleted if you go into the files. I said, "Frick yeah!" and went to the files immediately. I started deleting the files when I came across the map titled, "DONOTOPEN666.EXE." When I deleted it, my computer started glitching. The game opened, but the crewmates that appear on the title screen had hyper-realistic blood coming out of their masks. I then laughed at the patheticness and clicked the exit button but it didn't work. It just started a round and showed the red crewmate saying, "Shhh..." and it said I was the only survivor. I was confused, and then my computer started smoking, and the screen turned red and THE COMPUTER EXPLODED!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was flung like a hockey puck into the wall, and I randomly teleported into a ship. There were other crewmates (so much for only survivor) and they ran off to do tasks. I figured it wouldn't be too bad. I went to fix the wires and found a SEVERED HEAD IN THE BOX. I slammed it shut and ran. The ship started having messages like, "666," "YOU'RE NEXT," and "RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN," written in blood on the walls. I screamed so much that I turned into an Among Us crewmate. Just then, the impostor, came out of the vent, and I kicked his nuts. I killed the impostor! But then, a skeleton popped out of the vent, and an alarm sound started going on. The ship crashed into the moon and I was killed by the explosion.
THE END
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Among Us Pick-Up Lines

"Thankful to have you as a crewmate... but do you want to add a letter and become screwmates instead?"
"Hey, are you one of my tasks? Because I really want to do you."
"Hey, are you a vent? Because I'm the imposter and I'd love to come in you."
"I have a lot of tasks to complete still, but I'd love to do you first."
"Hey, call me the MedBay... because I'd love to scan your body."
"Figuring out the imposter is hard.... but I've got something harder."
"I'm jealous of your hat... Because it gets to be on you."
"Hey are you busy later? Because I'd love to explore your lower engine."
"Hey, you're done your tasks right? Wanna come explore my cockpit then?"
"If you're the imposter, I'd love to be the vent... That way you can come inside me whenever you want."
"Damn, I wish you were a task... Because I'd have no problem doing you and over and over."
"Hey did you just kill me? Because I've got a big bone sticking out now..."
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Among Us Reference Copypasta

I simply cannot believe what I had just heard. Was that a light-hearted, amusing Among Us, a 21st century mobile gaming phenomenon, reference? I cannot stress this enough, Among Us, in my humble opinion, is the most compelling game to ever exist. Red is incredibly distrustful! Please, visit me in the medical center and watch me do my health check-up, to clear any doubts about me in your head whether or not I am the impersonater. I wonder why no one is repairing our malfunctioned oxygen support? So you claim that you belong to our spaceship team? I request you to recite every menial tasks we do daily in this ship, then. Are there any distrusful people? Their whereabouts, please? I need to know their location! Any suspicious looking individual? Can you refer me to them? Excuse me, did you see anyone who acts chary of completing their daily tasks, by any chance? I am by no means certain, but it might have been the purple astronaut, who is the imposter. It could not possibly be me, since I was in pottering in the ventilation systems. Excuse me for my snickering. Jests of Among Us. Unforeseen Among Us. Foreseen Among Us. Flawlessly equal, as for all matter should ideally be. Unforeseen Thanos. Foreseen Thanos, for equity, of course.
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Among Us Was a Mistake

The creation of Among Us and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Just a few months after YouTubers and Twitch streamers brought it to fame, it had been loaded with kids infested with the hype of the game Among Us. Furthermore, the constant use of Among Us had rendered the game boring, as it entered the downfall stage of a game's popularity, just like Fall Guys. However, this is not something you should celebrate; since the constant use had also brought a new genre or era of memes, often referred to as post-irony. A bastardized version of Among Us called "Amogus" was used for the game in these meme contexts, going viral on Urban Dictionary. All the cultures of normie memes and pre-2020 memes have been wiped off as the "Amogus" meme exploded. Post irony has caused a greater disaster where everybody sees things as the crewmate in the mobile game Among Us. As memes began referring to everything as the crewmate, people have been driven to insanity. People who used to be looking at normal memes were now infected by the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon, which renders everything as something they've seen constantly. "Amogus Everywhere" is the bastardized name of the phenomenon. Capitalistic-driven people have been competing for an Amogus-crewmate chicken nugget, costing $100,000 at an auction. I hope life returns to normal as Among Us and Amogus have been wiped of the face of this Earth.
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Amore Eterno

You are still thinking about that one girl right? Well I can give you a trick or two to make her yours...
First, go in a wood near you when sunset is near only with a fountain pen, a piece of paper, a needle, a strand of hair of the girl, a red candle and a mirror.
Now you need to find a stump of a tree, don't worry: there will be one in every wood you go. To do this light the candle and hold it in one hand, with the other hand close your eyelids and then put the palm of the hand where your heart is. When the candle stops burning you will feel an electric shock and hear the candle burn out and that means it is sunset, so then open your eyes and you will see a tree stump on your right. If it is on your left it means you have failed and you will be already dead when you notice. If it is on your right take the mirror and you will see a demon in it, the one you would seal a deal with in the ritual. If you don't see him then close your eyes again and you will have the tree stump on your right. If you see him then smash the mirror on the tree stump.
Then put the things you have brought on the tree stump and dip the strand of hair of the girl in the candle wax.
After take the pen and the paper and write on the paper the name of the girl, after you did that you have to fold the paper in half and open it again, then take the needle and put a drop of blood from your right index finger on the paper, on the other side, then put the strand of hair on the blood drop and close the paper.
After that you have to say "O, amor qui nobis signa haec multum placet 'amor aeternus." and light the candle again, then burn the paper, tricking the spirit that sealed the deal and turning him to ashes, then blow the ashes away and leave the candle to burn out.
The next day the girl you love will try to kiss you. If you don't kiss her, the spirit, or I should say demon will appear and send you to the underworld. If you accept, the deal is sealed, and you will be in love forever... Because you wouldn't want to dump a demon right?
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Amy Rose Adventure DX

IN NO WAY DO I WANT TO BE OR IS A TROLL PASTA!
One day, as I was playing SADX, my character started acting strange. What I found interesting was Sonic started using Amy's physics, and Amy used Sonic's.
"sweet" I said
But, Amy turned to the screen, as if to make sure I was watching.
Well, what'd you expect? Some screamer of Amy?
She dropped her hammer, on (what I assume) was an accident.
She bent over, picking it up...
But there was no white under her dress...
But...
What? I could see her... @$$? "sweet!" I yelled.
It looked so... real...
After that ("horrid") experience, she had her hammer back, but then I couldn't control her, and she killed all of the people in Station Square, while I sat and said "your..."
After she finished, she took her dress OFF.
While I said "SO SWEET!"
Then she took me into ARDX
I AM NOW LIVING MY LIFE IN THIS EPIC GAME, AMY AND I GOT MARRIED, AND SHE'S ALWAYS NUDE!
Honey, why are you staring at me like tha- OH GOD YE-
HAVE FEAR... AMY ROSE IS HERE!
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