Solving the mystery of both “WHO WAS PHONE” and “AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT”

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So you guys might remember those 2 stories. They aren't pastas, they really happened! And I have evidence why.
== About Me ==
My name is Joe McJoe. I work as the local detective. My favorite food is steak. My favorite drink is Dr. Pepper. My favorite movie is Beetlejuice. My favorite games are Five Nights At Freddy's and Minecraft. My favorite music is Limp Bizkit. My favorite creepypasta is The Russian Sleep Experiment. I work as a local detective. But anyways, enough exposition!
== First Case ==
I was at my desk when my friend Dave burst into my office, followed by his son Dave Jr. and his girlfriend Christine, all with terrified faces. Dave said something really weird happened.
A few days ago, he was walking down the road to his house as his car got a flat tire. He decided to hitchhike with a nearby car, but a skeleton popped out of the passenger side doorway. Also, nobody was driving in the front seat.
== Second Case ==
Dave Jr. and Christine also had something to say, but this time, it was even weirder (which says something).
They said they were making out, but Dave Jr.'s phone rang. He said it was Christine's dad, but they both know he was dead. Nobody knows who was phone to this day.
I had an idea and decided to take everyone to my house.
== The Horror ==
We called Christine's dad, but all we got was a Chick-Fil-A employee asking for our order. We decided it was just some stupid kid pulling a prank.
But then, a skeleton popped out of the cabinet. It grew bigger and stated that it was Christine's dad, which indeed it was. He revealed that he was doing this because we ate his chocolate cake after he died. I was then shoved down his giant throat.
== Inside The Skeleton ==
I woke up inside a rather dilapidated version of the Five Nights At Freddy's office. I was kinda scared, but then I heard running. I knew that sound, and before I could get to the door button, Foxy jumpscared me!
He was not the same Foxy I knew. He had dark black eyes with red pupils and blood in his mouth! I started hitting him with a random steak that was in my office, and then I trapped him in the office with the doors. EASY!!!!
When I stepped in the hall, it morphed from a scary Fnaf hall into something even more terrifying. It was one of the halls from Beetlejuice! He stepped into the hallway and said his famous, "It's Showtime!" As that happened, a giant disembodied head of Fred Durst with red eyes started chasing me down the hallway trying to eat me.
I actually outran him pretty good since he was really slow. But then, he started singing the chorus of his band (Limp Bizkit)'s rocking cover of Faith. It was so awesome that it sent me flying down the hallway and into the wall.
I broke through the wall and found the heart of the skeleton! But it was surrounded by wardens (from Minecraft) and Russian Sleep Experiment test subjects. I took one step in, and it started flooding Dr. Pepper everywhere. I realized that the skeleton was using all my interests against me! Nevertheless, I did a falcon kick into the heart. Light started flashing everywhere.
== Back To Normal ==
After that awful stuff, the skeleton was gone! I finally ended it! We all cheered and relaxed.
However, when I went to use the restroom, a skeleton holding a phone popped out!
THE END
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