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Chocolate Pudding

My head pounded as I awoke in the middle of the night from a troubled sleep, a buzzing sound ringing in my ears.  I just wanted to ignore the buzzing, ignore the noise, but I knew deep down that if I did not locate the source and tend to it, it would torment me all through the night.  Gazing at the clock, I rose from my bed and trudged down the hall, eventually entering what was once a vacant guest room, now occupied by my niece who had broken her leg (or had she been faking it all along?).  The buzzing noise had come from a device I had installed in the house so that whenever she needed something, she could use it to call for someone.  Despite the outrageous hour, she demanded something sweet to snack on, and I knew that, no matter how much I protested, I couldn't refuse her.
My memory here is a bit hazy.  I remember she wanted chocolate pudding, but after telling her that we had none she insisted that I go out and purchase some.  I must have been exhausted because all I can remember is going to a gas station and being handed pudding mix by the cashier.  I don't remember driving to or back from the store.  The next thing I recall is my wife entering the kitchen as I concocted the coagulated dessert.
"Stu, what are you doing?", she asked.
"Making chocolate pudding"
"It's 4 o'clock in the morning.  Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?", she inquired in the kind of concerned voice only a loving wife can.
"Because...", I began, dejected due to the realization of just how much of a slave I made myself to my niece's demands, "...I've lost control of my life".
After completing the fudge-flavored custard, I and my wife returned to the guest room.  Holding the bowl of pudding with trembling, tired hands, I stood next to my wife and presented the dessert to the tiny, blonde-haired girl,who was undoubtedly watching something violent and otherwise inappropriate for her age, given the sounds coming from the television.
"Here's your pudding, Angelica"
The words I heard next have forever changed me.
"That's ok, Uncle Stu.  I'm not hungry anymore"
I stared blankly into the distance, taking in what I had just heard.  I let out a scream so loud that I'm shocked I can still speak properly, let alone the fact that my vocal cords remained unscathed.  I haven't been the same since, and I have never touched chocolate pudding again.
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Choose your own video game creepy pasta! (Fun for the kids!)

When I was a kid, I used to have a (name of retro game console). I have many fond memories of playing (classic well known game for the console, probably sonic or mario). Over the years, I lost my games and I missed playing them. Imagine my delight when I found a copy of my favorite game and a console (at a garage sale, local used game store, etc.)! The cartridge was missing it's label, with the title crudely written on it in sharpie. I was so happy to have found it that I didn't really care. I took it up to pay for it but the person behind the table looked scared, and asked me to reconsider (don't think about the fact that if the person didn't want to sell it and knew it was evil he/she wouldn't have it up for sale). Confused, I insisted on buying it. He/she looked nervous but let me buy the game.
I eagerly took it home and set up the console. I plugged in the game and turned it on, excited to play my favorite childhood game. To my joy the familiar title screen popped up. Just for a second though, something seemed off (description of disturbing music/sounds, screen glitches, demonic symbols, hyper-realistic blood, etc.). I blew it off as a (glitch, hacked copy) and continued to the menu screen. This time there was (another description of disturbing music, screen glitches, demonic symbols, yadda-yadda-yadda). I shrugged it off again and continued to the first level. (From here either the game plays normal at first, then gradually gets weirder and more disturbing or it just starts disturbing. Add descriptions of characters looking sad/scared, hyper-realistic blood, disturbing music/noises, etc.) Now I was a bit scared, but continued to play on. (Cue game getting even more disturbing, probably ending in a lot of characters murdering each other and so on.) Now I was completely terrified, and shocked that this was happening. Suddenly, the screen changed to (description of a 4th wall break in the game, words that read 'you're next' or 'now I want to play with you' or something along those lines. Oh yeah, don't forget that hyper-realistic blood!).
I couldn't take any more. I shut off the console, shaking uncontrollably. I turned around only to find a stuffed toy of (character in game that killed the other characters). I screamed, and ran. Every time I looked back it was there. I tripped and fell, and looked up to find the doll standing over me with a knife in it's hand. I was never seen again. I'm writing this from the afterlife. Be warned. Never play creepy cartridges even if they are of your old childhood favorites. kthxbai!
Have fun making your own creepy pastas! Be sure to post them on the creepy pasta wiki, since it's in such shortage of cliche-*ahem* inspired and unique video game creepy pastas!
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Chowder Lost Episode - Dead Mung (Original Version)

My cousin used to work at Cartoon Network. He used to produce episodes of such shows as Chowder, Spongebob, and others. One day, he had an idea for an episode of Chowder, entitled 'Dead Mung'. He gave me the script and tape he made of 'Dead Mung'.
==The Pasta==
The original intro appeared as normal. Then the screen came up saying 'Dead Mung'. Nothing special, just text. Then it showed Chowder cooking something in the kitchen. As usual, he keeps messing up. Getting more frustrated each time he fucked up. At this time, Mung entered the kitchen. Smoke filled the air, because Chowder burned whatever he was making (I couldn't make it out). Mung, angry, started yelling at Chowder. 'YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE TRYING TO DO HERE? KILL ME! I LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!' At that moment, Chowder shoved Mung into the oven. Mung was gasping for air, the said one last thing, 'WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE?' Chowder answered with, 'Schnitzel.' Mung burned up in the oven. Chowder put him out of the oven and let him cool. Then, after cooling, Chowder pulls out a butcher knife from his back pocket and rips out all of the intenstines and organs. Someone, a customer, came in at that moment, and saw Chowder pull out the innards of Mung. Chowder throws the butcher knife, hitting the customer in the eyeball, skewering it. Chowder skinned Mung, and threw it out. He began eating Mung, with a demonic, twisted face. Truffles appeared and joined into the feast. Chowder finished Mung and threw the bones away. Truffles then exited the room. Chowder stared at the camera with that demonic twisted look on his face. The screen goes black. Text appeared in a plain font saying, 'The End'.
==Conclusion==
I asked my cousin why he made this horrible cartoon. He never answered.
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Chris wilson Exposed part

My name is Sally Jenkins and I'm a huge fan of the YHG Lore, much like everyone else It's been years since it had happened i've been having severe PTSD for almost 6 months I loves scrolling through youtube like any does and i got a notafication for part 4 of the series I was excited. I jumped up and down gor like 24 seconds. I finnly calmed down and pressed play
But little did i know that this was the biggest mistake ive ever did in my life ever since then i Could never return back to my innocent sellf
The video started with jhonny the rat taking to charles. They just escaped from the fire and were in a ally way next to matpat who was just shoot Then suddenly the screen frose. It was a lil weird but i just thought it was lag i thought it was just my phone bufiering i just ignored it and waited patently but for a single frame i thought i saw a image of johny staring at me with bloodshot eyes while matpat was chopped up and Charles crying in the background it looked so hyper realistic and matpat ssaid "jony what in the fook is happening to u" 
then it switched back to normal. I thot i was seeing things maybe it was a glich 🤔 Things cuntinue as normal then out of nowhere johhhny stabbed matpat on the head and mattew started screaming a blood curtaling scream My ears started to hurt. It was going on for 10 sekonds then it finally stopped
Then, it cut to Akpha on the ground, bleeding. Before he could say anything, Johnny smashed h his head in with a urple blue brick. pagaro came into frame and started yelling " what the hell oh my god" before chuck jumped on him and snapped his neck which was odd because pajero is never really shown to hav a neck
I was so scared i was crying so loud but my parents weren't home. I continue the video and then bull rage came in and said " its time for you to lurn true pain and set Pajaro and qlpha on fire Then johnny shot him
Charles had anought of this and and attacked Johnny. They were punching each other, unil Charles got stabbed in the heart Johnny started laughing myniacaly and then said I am satin and no one can stop me Then he went to chris house and teared off his skin. I got scarred and was crying 😭 He put on his skin and stared at the screen and said youur next little sally and before i could react a urple blue brick smashed my skull I was sent to the hospital and was in a come for 3 yers I finnaly woke up
Chrisneedsmentalhelp himself showed ul to my hospital bed, and told my "I'm sorry about what happened to you, I have no idea what happened to my channel that day. I guess I should have gone to those porn websites."
Somethinmes i still get flash backs to that day so if you see a video called part 4 never watch it or yourll regret it for the rest of your life
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Christmas

Most people can say that they have a few abnormal or weird people in their family, like a weird uncle or cousin. Well, that's nothing compared to my family.
When I was a kid, a lot of my family members would come over for Christmas. They all seemed a bit odd to me, and I know they must have been to my father too, because he clearly didn't like them. He would get angry with them when they came over, sometimes getting in big arguments almost resulting in violence.
After a while, our Christmas parties at my house became less and less crowded. I was told my family members died from car accidents, heart attacks, etc.
But now I know that they were all lies. I noticed something else over the years. Our Christmas dinners were also getting stranger.
Something tells me we didn't always eat turkey.
Originally uploaded on January 30, 2013
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Christmas for a WallStreetBets Trader

As the tree blinks from white to red to green, you look at the void under the tree that previously held presents. Fewer this year than usual, but some.
How did you get here? Boredom? In March, you felt trapped with your wife and infant. You needed something to pass the time. Something you could throw yourself into fully.
"Are you coming to bed?" your wife yells down the stairs. It seemed harmless at first, but as the pandemic drew on, so did your investment. You'll stop soon, though. "Soon!" you reply, and you hear her feet climb the steps.
The lights start to blink chaotically. You cringe because you could only afford the junk strands at CVS. Suddenly they halt—the alternation feature broken—on red. The red fills the room and covers your flesh. You look down at your hands, and they look like they're bleeding. Like your calls.
After a time—hours?—you realize you're sitting in complete darkness. Your lights have expired, worthless.
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Christmas is ruined

Santa was originally a demon. He had lost a bet with an angle, and he had to deliver toys and presents to children for 1,000 years. 
Well that bet eventually ended.
Santa was humiliated, and decided to get revenge. So, instead of delivering presents and crap the next year, he was going to kill all of the kids and satisfie his blood lust.
One year later...
All of the kids were sitting on the couch by the Christmas tree, waiting for Santa. A familiar sound came down the chimney and there he was; big, tall, mean and blood thirsty. 
"Santa!" chimed the little girl, as she ran and hugged him around the waste. "I want a pony for Chri-"
WAAAHHMMM!
Santa swung a huge axe at the little girl and chopped her in half. All of the other kids screamed. "I WILL GET MY VENGENCE!!!"
Later, when Santa finished off the kids, he went to the next house. 
Kids were waiting around the chimney as well.
BANG! WAHM! CRASH! SLASH! SHLING!
Soon, there was a pile of dead kids lying in a circle, their guts ripped out and spilled all over the floor.
What would the parents think when they came down?
Santa went to the next house.
"SANTA! I-"
SHING!
Santa went to the next house, killing the kids one by one, and so on. 
This Christmas had been a disaster. The police had found all of the gutted and mutilated kid bodied.
COP #1. Who the !@&$ did this. I wanna know.
COP #2. Well sir, it obviously can't be Santa Claus. Maybe we should ask him what happened, maybe he knows.
COP #1. Good idea, although, I don't think Santa would just watched someone dissimber some kids and then go back to the north pole. That's not the Santa I know.
COP #2. Well, I think we should ask as many people as we can what happened. If we don't catch the murderer, then he might strike again next Christmas.
FOX NEWS:
SUBJECT: The Christmas Killer.
REPORT: This year, Christmas was ruined when a man snuck into all of the houses and viciously dissimbowled all of the kids, just innocently waiting for Santa to deliver their presents.
NEWSPAPER: 
SUBJECT: Christmas is destroyed when a man kills thousands of kids all in one night.
CONTENT OF THE SUBJECT: This year, millions and millions of kids were killed and slaughtered when a man had broken into every house, killing all of the kids. It is expected that Santa was killed too. 
INVESTIGATOR #1. He killed millions of kids? Nobody can do that all in one night! Maybe santa did.
INVESTIGATOR #2. You're probably right. I smell a trial somewhere, Bob.
THE CONCLUSION: Santa had killed the kids. All of the pieces fitted together perfectly. There was even a note pinned to someone's slit throat and read:
I, Santa killed everyone. 
I hope you have learned a valuable lesson.
SEE YOU NEXT CHRISTMAS FOR MORE FUN!
When Bob, one of the investigators read the ending, he realized that he was going to strike again. 
That was when Christmas was banned. 
For like, ever. Ever.
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Christmass Shock

It was a Late Christmass eve just 10 minutes before midnight When i heard a front door was opening,but when i came downstairs Door was closed nothing was heard,until i went back to my bedroom.Noise was loud,but my parents didnt woke up so i went to my sisters room and i founded here there all peacefull i try to wake her,but when i turned her around her face was covered in blood from a axe hit in the forehead i screamed MOOOOOOOM DAAAAAAAAAAD,but there was no response so i was running towards their room all until i heard footsteps behind me so i ran even quicker,and when i arrived i see my dad hanging on the back of the door from a Knife wound in the head between the eyes and my mom was lying in the bed with no eyes i screamed and tryed to run out of the house but door was locked but HE Caught me from behind and just when he was about to stab me,I Woke up but it was 1 minute before midnight,and i was scared but when bell signaled that it was midnight i went to open my Christmass presents but when i opened them I see my Dads,moms,sisters head wraped in the big Present box,and i start screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.THE END
Do you want to see Part 2 to find out How HE looks like and who he is and whats his name,Message me or comment i have a Trilogy in my mind next stories will be longer
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Chronologically Confused About Video Games

So guys, I went on the internet adn I found out that the game "Mother" is called "Earthbound 0" outside of Japan.
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, WAHT!? Just what happend to Earthbound 1? So let me put this in american order:
*Erathbound 0
*Earthbound
*Earhtbound 2
No let me put this in Japan order:
*Mother
*Mother 2
*Mother 3
First off; why are these games called differnent names in different countries? Did the name "Mother" sound offencive in America? Also, WHAT.HAPPEND.TO.EARHTBOUND 1!?!?!? I'M CHRONOLOGICALLY CONFUSED!!!!!!!11
I'm also confused about the Mario games. Let me put this in american order:
*Super Mario Bros
*Super Mario Bros 2 (Doki Doki Panic)
*Super Mario Bros 3
Now lets put this in Japan's order:
*Super Mario Bros
*Super Mario Bros 2 (The Lost Levels)
*Super Mario Bros 3
WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!! Why is the Japan version differnent from the American version? It turns out that the american version is a rehash of a game called "Doki Doki Panic" but just had Mario characters slaped on it. Also, it turns out that the japan version of Super Mario Bros 2 is a game called "Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels". Also, what happend to Super Mario Bros 4!? Is Super Mario World Super Mario Bros 4!? Not in america. In japan, Super Mario World is Called "Super Mario World: Super Mario Bros 4". Okay. So lets put this ALL to-ghe-thur.
*Super Mario Bros
*Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels
*Super Mario Bros: Doki Doki Panic
*Super Mario Bros 3
*Super Mario World: Super Mario Bros 4
WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!! JUST WHAT HAPPEND TO SUPER MARIO BROS 2!? So lets put this in real order:
*Super Mario Bros
*Super Mario Bros 2 (Super Mario Bros 3)
*Super Mario Bros 3 (Super Mario World)
I'M CHRONOLOGICALLY CONFUSED!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!!!1111!!!!!!1111!!!111
Okay now lets talk about consoles. Just look at Playstation. We have PS1 PS2 and the PS3. SEE!!!! THEY ARE ALL NUMBERD!!!!!!!!!!1111 But look at nintendo. Lets put this in order:
*DS
*DS Lite
*DSi
*DSi XL
*3DS
*3DS XL
*2DS
WAIT A MINAUTE!!!!!!! JUST WHAT HAPPEND TO DS2!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!? WHY COULDEN'T CALL THE DS Lite the DS2!?!?!? WHY COULDENT THEY CALL THE DSi XL THE DSi 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 I'M CHRONOLOGICALLY CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
TO BE CONTINUED
This story is part of the  Chronologically Confused series.
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Chronologically Confused about the Sonic Saga

To those people who are reading this, I love Sonic. But what I see is very confusing about the timeline. First off, I like to list the games that came from the Sega Genesis Sonic Saga.
*Sonic the Hedgehog
*Sonic the Hedgehog 2
*Sonic CD
*Sonic 3 & Knuckles
WAIT WAIT WAIT! So Sonic CD is the third in the Sonic Saga? I thought Sonic 3 & Knuckles was the 3rd part.  Also, Sonic CD was developed before Sonic 2 happened. WAIT! So Sonic CD is actually Sonic 2? and Sonic 2 is actually Sonic CD 1/2? How come the CD version was developed before Sonic 2? IM CHRONOLOGICALLY CONFUSED!!!!!!1
Okay, now lets go to the next Sonic saga: the 1998-2005 (Dreamcast to XBOX/PS2/Gamecube) saga.
*Sonic Adventure
*Sonic Adventure 2
*Sonic Heroes
*Shadow the Hedgehog
WHAT?! They stopped numbering Sonic games! Does that mean Sonic Adventure is Sonic the Hedgehog 6, and Sonic Adventure 2 is Sonic the Hedgehog 7, and so on? But wait-Shadow the Hedgehog is a spinoff of Sonic! But doesn't it take place after Sonic Heroes? Also, on Sonic Adventure, in the Knuckles fighting scene, Sonic mode fights Knuckles, Knuckles mode fights Sonic, and Tails mode fights Knuckles. WAIT! WHY IS TAILS INVOLVED WITH THIS? I thought Sonic and Knuckles were fighting! I'M CHRONOLOGICALLY CONFUSED!!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!!!1
Okay, now lets go to the 2006-Present (360/PS3/Wii) series.
*Sonic the Hedgehog
*Sonic Unleashed
*Sonic Colors
*Sonic the Hedgehog 4 (Part 1+2)
*Sonic Generations
*Sonic Lost World
WAIT! Sonic the Hedgehog is the 10th game in the series? I thought it was the FIRST game! Does that mean it's restarted all over gain? why is Sonic 4 the THIRTEENTH NUMBER IN THE SERIES? 13 IS AN UNLUCKY NUMBER! Sonic 4 is a prequel to Sonic CD. SO DOES THAT MEAN IT SHOULD BE THE 2ND OR THE 3RD GAME IN THE SERIES? WHY IS IT A PREQUEL WHEN IT SAY IT'S #4? ISN'T SONIC 3 & KNUCKLES #4? I AM CHRONOLOGICALLY CONFUSED ABOUT THE SONIC SAGA!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!111!1!11!!!!1@!24368953249816345139!@#$712639846712345
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Chum

The signature ingredient in all of Plankton's menu items and as one of several major factors that causes the Chum Bucket to attract no customers, the taste is highly considered foul in contrast to Mr. Krabs' Krabby Patty.
Plankton continues to use chum in most of his products, despite its foulness and overall toxicity, as shown by many having vomited after eating it.
Chum is actually made from live fish, which serve as the series' characters. The fact that chum is made of fish means the whole point of Plankton's business is to make the Bikini Bottomites engage in cannibalism.
Some characters have gained the habit of eating chum despite tasting horrible to the customers who have already eaten it.
Nat Peterson comes to the Chum Bucket and orders a chumstick. He then goes back the next day and the day after that, becoming Plankton's only regular customer, and the only person who actually likes his chum. However, in the end, it is revealed that he only ordered chumsticks because Karen paid him, and he actually hates the food, so much that he already had to go to the doctor twice.
Chum can actually be used to help pull off crimes and as a result, the criminal community holds Plankton in high regards.
Chum can actually cures people back to normal after they mutated into Krabby Patty zombie monsters.
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