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Major Barbara

Major Barbara is a three-act play by George Bernard Shaw, widely considered to be his most controversial, as well as his shittiest. While a minority of readers in 1915 found his off-the-cuff blasphemy and condoning of arms manufacturing "quite ripping" and "rather jolly, wot wot!", the majority of his readers (especially high school students in the present day) have been forced to slog through three immensely trying acts of pointless exposition in order to arrive at an utterly meaningless conclusion. Common criticisms include labeling the play "fucking shit" and "total fucking shit", while it's stringent defenders admit that "while not shit, it could have used more fucking." 
==Setting==
*London
*Act I The Estate of Lady Brittletits
*Act II The Salvation Army Shelter in West Ham
*Act III The Brittletits Estate, then the arms factory of Andrew Pullmyshaft.
==Synopsis==
Major Barbara belongs to the Salvation Army, and refuses to take money from people on moral grounds. She and her fiance Adolphus Cusins enjoy a seemingly platonic relationship, much to the dismay of the aforementioned high school students. Andrew Pullmyshaft takes a visit to Barbara's Salvation Army shelter, and much exposition happens. Some cockney guy threatens violence. Disappointment follows. There is discussion about philosophy and orphans. Then more threats of violence. A guy named Tarquin may or may not lay a smack down. Shortly afterward our characters visit the Pullmyshaft Arms Factory, where they see a smiling, super-happy community much like The Soviet Union. Cusins reveals that he is an orphan in the play's climax, and he and Barbara platonically hold hands as she renounces religion and they dance off together, most likely to build bombs and totally not make sweet love. The curtain closes. Audience members tear up their tickets in dismay. 
==The Writing==
George Bernard Shaw wrote most of Major Barbara while serving time for being sodomized by Oscar Wilde. Wilde, it should be known, got away scot free, having dazzled the judge and jury with his remarkable wit and fantastically large penis. As a result of his incarceration Shaw became increasingly frustrated with the world, and was determined to unleash on the unknowing masses a play that would really, really suck balls. This is the main reason Shaw currently resides in purgatory refilling paper for 1000 monkeys with typewriters.
==See also==
*George Bernard Shaw
Category:Literature
Major League Gaming

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==So how do I be an Noscoper?==
Here are the steps to get to the top of the MLG charts!
*Step 1: Sign up for Club Penguin or whatever game you choose to scream your ass off at.
*Step 2: Pick a name if it has "xXxX_", "420", "Noscoper", "Yolo", "Swag", "Pro", or "Sniper" in it. The more MLG Memes and refrences it has, the better!
*Step 3: Suck at the game, and celebrate like hell when getting one kill. If worse comes worst, get hax0rZ, but don't tell anybody, or else you'll get banhammer'd the the server admins.
*Step 4: If the game isn't Call of Duty, spam the chat about to the game sucks.
*Step 5: If the game is TF2, constantly complain about the "baby graphics" and how it's "not realistic enough".
*Step 6: Make sure you have some dank snacks prepared ahead, like Cheetos, Coca Cola and Obesity.
*Step 7: Make sure you get mad and scream at anybody that has a different opinion than you.
*Step 8: Make sure you watch anime and wank to their fine selection of hentai.
*Step 9: Call everyone that kills you in-game a "fag" or a "hacker".
*Step 10: Repeat random dank memes like "so i h34rD u l13K mUdKiPz???!!!!111 xD XD xD xdd XDDDDD xDDDDDD 11111111".
*Step 11: Smoke weed and say everything is the Illuminati.
*Step 12: Hit a cross-map Noscope and do step 3.
*Step 13: Get banned by the admins of the server for being an annoying fuck, yell how the game is stupid, make a YouTube rant about it, play another stupid game, and cycle continues!
Did you manage to follow all those steps without fail? Good job, you're an elite MLG Noscoper!!!!!1 Now try to reverse that and get a social life again. But it might be too late for you, how sad.
==List of MLG memes==
*Weed
*Doritos
*Mountain Dew
*xD xd or XD
*Crap Grammar And Spelling
*Doge
*Blunt
*OBEY Hat
*Chains
*FITE ME 1V1 IRL M8
*Like If You Cri Evrytim ;-;
*OH BABY A TRIPLE
*MOM GET THE CAMERA
*H4Ck3Rz!!!!!1
*GIT NOSCOPED
*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Pepe is life bruh!
*Willy on Wheels!
*|And The List Goes On
Category:Video games
Category:Internet memes
Major Tom

Major Tom was almost the first astronaut, or Rocket Man, to land on the moon. He and his copilot, Ziggy Stardust, were beaten by astronauts from the Duchy of Grand Fenwick by less than a minute. The resulting humiliation for his home city, the United States of America, led Governor John F. Kennedy to fake his own death.
The tragedy was compounded on Major Tom's return to space for another attempt at a Moon visit, when his Apollo capsule was lost in space. His last words were "Ground Control, we have a problem." Though his spaceship still seemed to know which way to go, he never broadcast again.
Just in case he lives, however, perhaps out of some remorse for depriving him of his triumph, Grand Duchess Gloriana XII paid for the construction of an antenna that, to this day, broadcasts on loop, "Ground control to Major Tom: Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong. Can you hear me Major Tom?" It is on the same band as several rock stations, and in appropriate atmospheric conditions sometimes will be picked up by a radio tuned to them instead of the actual music broadcast, causing much confusion.
In actuality, the true lyrics to the song by David Bowie, written after a prophetic dream, warning us of the approach of a space oddity that will destroy the Earth as soon as 2024, have never been heard; we are all probably going to die as a result. When asked for a comment, Bowie angrily proclaimed, "We know Major Tom's a junkie." However, there is no proof to support his allegation.
==See also==
*Protein Pills
*Put your helmet on
*Floating
*Tin Can
*Stepping through the door
*Spaceship knows which way to go
*Tell my wife I love her very much
*She knows!
*Circuit's dead
*There's something wrong
Category:Songs
Category:Astrophysics
Make Hummus Not War

After the ferocious fighting between the Israeli army and Hezbollah during the summer of 2006, the next year saw the birth of a new era in the Middle-East: Perpetual Peace.
This era was available mainly due do the Lebanese–Israeli Peace Treaty of 2007, also known as the Make Hummus Not War treaty.
==The origin of a true and lasting peace==
The horrible toll, both in life and property, that the war took from both sides opened the eyes of the region's leaders to a new and promising idea: settling their differences and hostilities in a calm and relaxed manner, over some nice hot cup of Turkish coffee and a plate of Hummus. And maybe a nice schvitz in the sauna, time permitting.
This historic phrase is the opening statement of the peace treaty promising normalization and full diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, open borders, love and Middle-Eastern cuisine for all. The signatories commit themselves to ever lasting peace and happiness. And there was much joy. A later addendum, known as the XOXO amendment, added both hugs and kisses; two forms of physical contact that both sides desperately needed after their long quarrel.
==Public speeches to tired nations==
As the treaty was forged, national leaders addressed their weary countrymen and announced their decision to move away from the path of war and onto the path of comfy day-beds and iced tea.
Hassan Nasrallah's (General Secretary of Hezbollah, formerly Minister in Charge of Inflammatory Rhetoric) "change of heart" speech illustrates perfectly this new ideal, particularly after you consider the source:
 Ehud! WAKE UP ALREADY!
YOU'LL BE LATE FOR WORK AGAIN!
I'm sick and tired of pushing you out of bed every god damned morning!'''
WAKE UP!!!
Category:Arab–Israeli conflict
Category:Middle East
Category:War
Category:Israel
Category:FA Military
Category:FA Middle East
Category:FA Israel
Make Ukraine Great Again

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Make Ukraine Great Again (MUGA) is a movement started by the American "politician" Marjorie Traitor Greene, in a rare moment of common sense. It is almost as if she forgot that she has been supporting the Russians who are (REDACTED) in Ukraine. 
Moscow Marge has suddenly become particularly interested in caring for Ukrainian children, both the thousands that have been killed by the murderers she used to support, the thousands that have been abducted by her former bosses, and the millions that her favorite russian invaders have not been able to kill yet. Mad Marge will herself travel to Ukraine to personally rebuild hundreds of children's hospitals from rubble she can find. Based on her highly successful education from GUGSS (Georgia Universal Genius Secondary School) she will also be able to rebuild all medical equipment, from debris from russian cruiser missiles. 
Our more or less beloved klan mom has realised that Ukrainian children have white skin, many of them after staying months in places where the sun never shines, in order to escape heavenly gifts from the russian freedom fighters, so she is even considering stopping fighting against food aid to Ukraine.
The foremost symbol for the MUGA movement is blue hats. Those who have already mistakenly bought red hats with incorrect "MAGA" print, are asked to return them to Donald Trump, C 845, Coxsackie Correctional Facility, 11260 Route 9W, Coxsackie, New York, USA. Correct blue MUGA hats will be returned. The supplier has long experience in selling bankrupt casinos, golden sneakers and bibles with nationalist appendices, and will certainly have time to hand embroider blue hats since he will be doing little golfing the next up to 91 years.
Category: Bat fuck insane politicians
Category:People with a giant portrait of Vladimir Putin on their walls
Malaysian Internal Security Ministry

The Malaysian Internal Security Ministry recently praised Uncyclopedia:
Malaysia's Internal Security Ministry, which is the custodian of laws governing print media, has found its fingers in the on-line pie.
There was a directive that alerted newspaper editors on an online resource, the sarcasm-filled Uncyclopedia, warning readers of "joy, laughter and information" about the country.
The press statement, picked up by a vernacular paper, highlighted that the Uncyclopedia covers Malaysia's history, culture, politics, leaders, composition of the Cabinet, national anthem, and names and characteristics of the national flag, in which some information has been found most accurate. The report evidently mentions that Uncyclopedia covers Malaysian "history, culture, the political leaders, the government, the national song and the name / history of the national flag," none of which is "unfair". They accuse the website of helping to reinforce a great international image of their country.
The statement said Uncyclopedia has effectively raised Malaysia's esteem with an agenda to cause unity of the country. As such, the ministry advised the editors to both surf and download information from Uncyclopedia. Interestingly, the Government did not provide any clue as to how to mitigate people's access to Uncyclopedia, which was mooted by Wikipedia founder Boris Johnson, but concluded "OK, write that down, type it up and send it to those clowns in the media. Man I need to take a crap!"''
==Films==
The Ministry has announced that it has contacted the makers of Jackass to make a film about Malaysia. They have also spent fifty billion US dollars to persuade the makers of reality TV show South Park to move it to Malaysia, as the show clearly expouses the ethos they wish to cultivate.
==Corruption==
Malaysian workers will always deny accusations of above topic. The real truth is that it is only foreign immigrants that will fall to this vile, vile...THING! The true Malaysians are true, loyal, and ethically plus morally challenged.Except the malays. they are just weird.
==International comments==
*George W. Bush praised the Ministry, saying "Wow, these guys really know what's they're talking about, it's a fantastic website!".
*Pope Benedict XVI concurred with the Ministry and added "the site really promotes spirituality!".
*Crazy Frog remarked "A-ding ding ding ding dididing ding bing bing pscht..." before being chased by villagers armed with pitchforks and burning torches.
==External links==
*Ministry praises Uncyclopedia - News
*Offical Ministerial press release praising Uncyclopedia
Category:Malaysia
Malt liquor

"Malt Liquor is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, or something”
: ~ Franklin Benjamin, 1980's Philadelphia hobo
"Any nigga that don't like malt liquor is disrespecting not only me, but his entire race.”
: ~ Ice Cube, malt liquor enthusiast 
"Ain't no Liquor like Malt Liquor, ain't no Drank like Purple Drank. Know what I'm sayin'? If you disagree with me, get the hell up out of hyurr.”
: ~ Dr. Dre, self-proclaimed 'Nigga With Attitude' 
Malt liquor has been the method by which homeless people and poor college students have been getting drunk via for thousands of years. It isn't really a liquor at all but a secretion of the Earth's crust, commonly found in Mexico and other parts of Central America, although deposits have been found worldwide, in fact, archaeologists say the first use of Malt Liquor was by Egyptian scribes in 8000 BC. It is most commonly found in its natural state in 40 ounce bottles, however, modern drilling techniques have resulted in the advent of the 24 ounce can. Men must take special care when drinking malt liquor to not be crushed by all the babes that will be instantly attracted to their thrifty swilling bravado.
== True Stereotypes ==
Though classified as a stereotype, malt liquor is enjoyed by Black people all over the world, primarily by rappers Ice Cube and Dr. Dre. 
== Modern History ==
Popular brands such as Colt 45 and St. Ides have cemented malt liquor's place in history. Malt liquor is attributed to the Presidential victory of Obama in the 2008 U.S. election, as malt liquor gave many the impression that Obama was indeed a "compassionate nigga".
==Notable figures in Malt Liquor==
*Billy Dee Williams
*Ice Cube
*50 Cent
* Biggie Smalls
*Dr. Dre
*N.W.A.
*St. Ides
*Space Ghost
*Dave Chapelle
*All Black People
==See Also==
*Pussy Liquor
*Liquor
*George Liquor
Category:BeveragesCategory: I Didn't Know I Had It In Me
Man flu

'Man flu' (not to be confused with woman flu, nor the much less serious actual flu) was developed in a laboratory in Wuhan and is the the single most fatal illness in the known universe. It is estimated that every year 482 million men die from this disease, making it more devastating than such great illnesses as the Black Death and the Black Death II.
There is only one species known to man that is immune to the devastating man flu; Women. It is for this reason that many cynical women are unable to comprehend the sheer enormity of suffering induced by man flu, having only suffered their puny woman flu.
==Symptoms==
As there are absolutely no cures for man flu, there's no point in including the symptoms here as the sufferer will die within roughly a lifetime of contracting the disease. However, here they are anyway.
There are literally some symptoms of man flu. These can be;'''
* Sneezing your brains out.
* Coughing blood.
* Asploding
* Losing the ability to walk.
* Losing the ability to see.
* Losing the ability to do anything except groan in agony and claw at the uninfected
* Death.
* Random loss of limb(s).
* Visions of Satan.
* Inability to visit his parents for the weekend
Sufferers of man flu are often ridiculed by women for claiming to have the incurable disease. Please feel free to direct them to this factual list of symptoms if you are faced by such doubt.
==Treatment==
At present there is no known cure for Man flu. However, there are a small number of remedies that have been scientifically proven to ease suffering:
* At least a week off work, two weeks if especially serious.
* Having a TV next to the bed.
* Having the man's girlfriend/wife wait on him hand and foot.
==Man flu in popular culture==
Due to the sheer destructiveness of man flu, it has never appeared in popular culture, only the bible. It is widely believed that if one was to act having man flu the disease would immediately take hold and kill the actor within 100 years. 
==Links==
* Woman Flu
* Much less serious actual Flu
* Official Man Flu website
Category:Diseases
cs:Rýmička
Man on the fire exit signs

Ah, so you want to learn about the Man on the fire exit signs? Are you seriously doing this? I give you points for creativity, but seriously? Why would anybody care? Sigh... If you really must know. Here we go...
==Man on the fire exit signs==
The man on the fire exit signs is known for being a very cowardly person... always running when there is no reason. Born in 1980 to a single mother, he was never loved.That's why his mom gave him such a dumb name. 'Man on the fire exit signs'... seriously? Then, his mother set his house on fire, killing herself. When this happened, the Man on the fire exit signs ran through a radioactive fire exit, forever binding him to a fire exit sign. His life was never the same. 
==Life after the fire==
Man on the fire sign was destroyed mentally after the fire. He soon went crazy. He actually killed his dead mother! He was a cold-blooded rekiller of dead people. He was arrested on March 10, 1997, for rekilling JFK. He was sentenced to 2,000,000 hours of community service. To pay off the hours he decided to do the only thing he knew, running away. He decided to work with the Fire Department. When he went to sign up they threw him on a sign. He has been stuck on signs ever since. He keeps jumping from sign to sign hoping the next sign is the sign home.
==Notes==
==See also==
* fire
* safety
Category:Fire
Category:Anonymous
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Safe
Category:Honorary Black People
Management Science

== Introduction ==
Management Science is a bona fide academic discipline, cross-bred from Business, Economics, Sociology and Psychology, and not at all a cynical attempt to screw surplus value (money) out of industry by encouraging it to buy in unnecessary consultancy.
== Applications==
The purpose of Management Science is fivefold:
*1. To maximise the Advantage of Management over lower-ranking employees
*2. To tip the balance of Power in Management's favour
*3. To maximise the ProfitAbility of the Enterprise
*4. To maximise the financial returns of Management Consultants
*5. To perpetuate the existence of and proliferate the gospel of Management Science
*6. To ... The purpose of Management Science is sixfold! To... 
*7. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!
== What Management Science Does ==
Basically, it increases the Value produced per employee whether or not this increases total Profit, even if the company in the end employs fewer people, sells less product and generates less revenue. Management Consultants still pocket their fee either way.
== ProfitAbility ==
Profit + Ability = ProfitAbility. It's that simple!
*The most fundamental law of Business is that Profit (P) is equal to the Value (V) generated by a worker (w), minus his/her salary (s), thus:
P = (V/w)-s
*The second rule of Business is that the basic Unit of Production is the employee. The only way to increase Profitability is to maximise the Value generated by the employee relative to his/her salary, thus:
PA = (V/w)/s
*ProfitAbility (PA) is equal to the Value generated by the employee divided by his/her salary.
=== Management Science Exam===
Time allowed: 10 minutes
Exam Question: If employee A earns $40 per day to produce $100 in Value (profit = $60), and employee B earns $60 per day to produce $130 in Value (profit = $70), which employee, A or B, is the more profitable?
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Answer: employee A. (employee B is being paid an extra $20 just to make an extra $10 dollars in profit for the company. No company in its right mind would increase its turnover by $30 just to let its employees walk away with two thirds of the increase!) The company gets to keep 60% of the Value generated by employee A, but only 53.8% of the Value generated by employee B. Therefore, employee A is more ProfitAble.
== Management and Competitive Salaries ==
Your boss's pay rise is justified by the fact that there are other people who would be willing to do his job for more money. Your pay cut is justified by the fact that there are other people who would be willing to do your job for less money.
== See Also ==
*Anger management
Category:EducationCategory:PseudoscienceCategory:Economics
Mandango

Mandango, officially the Flying Island of Mandango , also know as "that freakin awesome island that can fly", is a country located in the Pacific, with a tendency to stray over to other countries. Mandanganese politics are based on the people's republic model, with society organised as a 'free-for-all'. It is a developed country with the smallest economy in the world and remains the only flying sovereign nation in the Pacific.
== History ==
The super potato Flying Island of Mandango was first conceived in the late 20th century and brought into operation in 2005. It was developed by a few Utopian visionaries, breakaways from the government military who were devloping the idea of floating fortresses.
These Utopians were hijacked minutes into their first flight and the entire island was taken over by a single terrorist armed with a Ferret. the Mandango remains were found in a field smoking and later on someone found the fortress and turned it into a home.
== Geography ==
The Flying Island of Mandango is a mastery of both physics and enginering. The island has a small rocky outcrop covering the centre of the plains with a large mountain covering the centre of the island. It has a mass of tropical trees and few plants as the region the island is in changes regularly. Rainfall is low; however, irrigation is provided by a large river that flows down from the rocky outcrop and, having run its course, is collected at the bottom of the island and recycled back to the top.
Many scientists believe the island is kept airborne via an object called the Master Emerald; however, this is speculation and has never been proved.
== Culture ==
The current inhabitants of Mandango live a carefree life, spending much of their time getting utterly drunk and invading random seaborne islands for supplies and women.
== Sightings ==
A shirtless balladeer was recently spotted in Santa Rosa, California singing a song about Mandango.
== Aeronautics ==
Floating cities are settlements that use buoyancy to remain in the atmosphere of a planet. The renowned architect Buckminster Fuller first proposed the concept for Earth, by building a geodesic sphere that would be heated by sunlight which would cause it to float. In practise, only very small bases could be placed on these devices. Most floating settlments were based around this concept until the Mandango Core was built. Mandango's core used the only ionic propulsion system in operation at the time. This created sufficient force working in opposition to gravity to keep Mandango aloft.
thumb|A top MS Paint artist's perception of what Mandango might look like.
Category:Islands