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Jenna Maldonado

was a lineup player for the Miami Dale, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 22.
==Official League Records==
Maldonado joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Miami Dale with .
On , Day 22, Maldonado was incinerated and replaced by Randy Dennis.
==Origins==
Maldonado was born amongst the stars as a Celestial. However, her bratty and rebellious nature had upset the other Celestials, who had felt she wasn't worthy to live amongst them. Maldonado had her wings clipped and was banished to Earth, where she was immediately drafted to the Miami Dale as a divine punishment.
==Incineration==
It is believed that the power bestowed to the Umpires by the opening of The Forbidden Book allowed the Umpires to achieve some sort of divine connection. Therefore, it has been theorized that the Umpires shared the same distaste for Maldonado as the other Celestials had, which then became the motive for her incineration. The team adopted the phrase "We Play For Jenna" in the hopes that one day, there will be a similar divine intervention that would bring Maldonado back.
==Fan Works==
File:JennaMaldonado3D.png|Art by 
File:EoJXXGvVoAExTo9.jpg|Art by 
File:JennaSketches.jpg|Jenna Maldonado sketches by 
File:Help girl i've just been banished to Earth from the heavens.jpg|Art by @_pysics
File:Miss Maldonado here to ruin your life.jpg|Art by @tywyso
File:MiniJenna.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:Have you considered.jpg|Art by @_pysics
File:Jenna by lemmy.png|Art by 
File:No man can match this power level.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Jenna Maldonado. Maldonado is a Celestial, with brown skin, four golden wings, six eyes, long blonde hair shaded in pinks and blues, and a spiked halo. Her jacket and pants are black with accents in Dale colors, yellow, pink, and blue, and the background is light blue and white clouds.|Art by @glassgoblin
File:Jennamaldonado jomgyrosenthal omg.png|Jenna Maldonado alongside Jomgy Rolsenthal, by Eli
File:Jennamaldonado chibi.png|Art by Eli
File:Jennamaldonado fashion.png|Art by Eli
File:Jennamaldonado jomgyrosenthal mlet.png|Jenna Maldonado alongside Jomgy Rolsenthal at the Mlet, by Eli
File:Jenna raul arguing.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Dale players Jenna Maldonado and Raúl Leal. Jenna is a space angel with a neon color scheme, wings, and two little antennas and a halo sticking out of her head. Raúl is a soundwave person with a green cloud for hair and bright blue skin. He is wearing headphones. Jenna is looking disdainfully at Raúl and saying “Something mean” in a speech bubble.|Jenna and Raúl Leal by Cori
File:Jenna tarot birbteef.jpg|Six of Cups, by @birbteef
File:Women 🙂.jpg|alt=A limited palette digital drawing of Jenna Maldonado. Her blonde hair is held back by a headband and she has on purple shorts and white fishnet tights paired with a baseball tee with the words \"gay sex\" on it. She is also wearing gold heart-shaped earrings, and a small halo floats above her head. She is winking. The background is light purple.|Art by @_pysics
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Jenny Quicksilver

is a lineup player for the Pandemonium Artists.
==Official League Records==
Quicksilver joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
==History==
Jenny Quicksilver is a werewolf from Pandemonium. At the age of 9, she kicked a wolf in the teeth for no reason. For her hubris, she was cursed with lycanthropy, and severe leg infection. Her leg had to be amputated. In such a rush to go home to his family, however, the active surgeon amputated the wrong one; they had to redo the procedure on the correct leg. Jenny would pursue a blood vengeance against the surgeon for years until she realized she could now kick through solid concrete with her new cybernetic legs. Jenny would pursue a career in kickball, before realizing her kicks were too potent for the fragile inflatable kickballs. Thus, she signed on with the Pandemonium Artists in the hopes of facing more hardy splorts equipments. 
Jenny is currently rooming with Jay Grayscale. Jay is looking for a new apartment (without Jenny), citing Jenny's propensity to "kick the hell out of [their] apartment's support pillars while drunk."
==Fan Art==
File:Jay grayscale and jenny quicksilver invite.png|by 
File:2020.11.16.monochrome.jenny.2.png|by 
File:Pandemonium artists full roster.jpg|art on the official Pandemonium Artists twitter
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Category:Coffee Cup
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Jeremiah Overbaugh

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 1.
==Official League Record==
Overbaugh joined Internet League Blaseball as a Lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias at the start of Gamma 1.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Overbaugh's batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles decree, resulting in a batting stat increase.
The Gamma 1 Feed was revealed to Fans on October 26th, 2021, revealing Overbaugh's history.
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Jesse Tredwell

was player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from Fall Ball until the Season 2 elections. Tredwell has previously played for the Houston Spies.
== Official League Records ==
Tredwell joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Houston Spies as the Spies' Underbracket Playoff Birth.
During the November 18, 2022 Fall Ball, Tredwell fell to the Kansas City Breath Mints.
During the Season 2 election, Tredwell was removed from the Kansas City Breath Mints, via the Mints' Yeet Blessing. They were replaced by Vernon Glump.
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Category:Playoff Births
Jessi Wise

Jessi Wise was a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 74.
== Official League Records ==
Wise joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hawai'i Fridays with .
On , Day 74, Wise was incinerated and replaced by York Silk.
After Wise was incinerated, the Fridays suffered a devastating loss to the Los Angeles Tacos. 
== History ==
=== Fan Reaction ===
Following incineration, Wise was immortalized on twitter with the hashtag #WiseUp.
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Jessica Telephone/IF-1667

===Background===
The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.
===With The Tokyo Adrift===
Jess was a temporary hire for the crew of the Tokyo Adrift. A deft hand with the rigging and sails of large vessels such as the Adrift, she worked in exchange for safe passage aboard the ship. Despite attempts from the journal’s writer to pry into her history, she was notoriously tight-lipped about her employment prior to joining the crew. She vehemently denied claims of her passing resemblance to a famous corsair from the Golden Era of piracy on the Immateria Seas. 
Jess was also able to assist the Adrift in long distance communication through a flock of messenger pigeons, each of which was trained to return to a different port on the Immateria Sea. She was also well versed in semaphore signalling, allowing the Adrift to communicate with other ships from a distance. This often necessitated sharing the crow’s nest with Grollis Zephyr to allow the flag signals to be seen from a greater distance. Jess’ pigeons appear to have had an on and off rivalry with first mate Lance Serotonin’s parrots, however she did take over the responsibility of caring for the parrots when Lance . Similarly, the pigeons enjoyed roosting in Lotus Mango’s palm fronds and would compete for the space with the parrots.
Jessica Telephone/IF-3280.0

=== J’essica Telemetry, Bug Wrangler === 
J’essica Telemetry is a grizzled and scarred instance of Jessica Telephone hailing from the year 3280, having travelled to our current time to hunt what she repeatedly refers to as “The Supersentient Insect, York Silk”. 
Her demeanor has been described as often surly, and frequently gruff, and she is noted for carrying at least four weapons at all times (bladed, plasma, or otherwise). Extensive cybernetics are integrated with her body, and she is commonly seen scanning, entering and collecting data related to her target in a way previously described as “suspicious and concerning”. Despite this, J’essica has participated in the splort of Blaseball at least once, though her reasons for doing so are unclear.
====The Supersentient Insect, York Silk ====
Despite her unfriendly nature, J’essica is seemingly very open about her target in our world, “The Supersentient Insect, York Silk”. Described as a “just absolutely massive bug”, Silk is described as having a “hypermalevolant criminal record” and a “fully subspaced intellect, I’m talking like whole galaxies here”. Despite such noteworthy characteristics, Silk is purportedly incredibly hard to track down; J’essica suggested Silk may be “doing some body double stuff, I dunno, just absolutely wicked tricky stuff” and that she would “have to get sneaky" herself to find them. J’essica’s history with the Supersentient Insect, York Silk, appears to be somewhat of a sore subject for her: when asked about it she simply pulled out a cigar, took a bite from it, and said “Damn, sure is” whilst looking into the distance.
Jessica Telephone/IF-90.601

===Iescha Telephonium===
Iescha Telephonium (Gr. Ιεσχά Τηλεφώνιον), active from 89-80 BCE, was a Roman poet from the island of Lesbos. Because she wrote poetry both in Greek and Latin, her native language is unclear, but she is considered one of the first neoteric poets to write in Latin. Her poetry was heavily inspired by native Lesbian Sappho as well as the innovative epigrammatist Callimachus.
==== Works ====
Her poetry can be largely be divided into two categories: epigrams, which are typically love poems, and epic, which often draw from mythological topics. Unlike later poets like Catullus and Horace, who tend to address their love poems to a limited number of subjects, Telephonium's poetry is addressed to countless women. Given the specificity of their characteristics, it is believed that, like Catullus, she has based these personages on historical figures with whom she may have had actual relationships.
Telephonium's epic poetry is atypical in its focus on women in mythology. In many cases, her poems about women in mythology are the only surviving accounts from those characters' perspective, such as Eurydice and Thisbe.
Telephonium is said to have written a hymn to Cybele, though such a work is not extant.
==== Influence ====
Telephonium was highly influential to the Roman poet Catullus. The nickname he uses for his girlfriend, Lesbia, is thought to be a reference both to Sappho and to Telephonium, both Lesbian poets who inspired his work. Catullus also seems to have been driven to trans activism through his reverence for Telephonium, working closely with the Gallae, trans priestesses of Cybele, to compose the sympathetic poem 63 about Attis, and issuing a warning to his friend Caecilius in poem 35 that he should not publish a poem with transphobic elements about the Lady of Dindyma (another name for Cybele), instead directing him to revise his poem after also consulting with the Gallae.
Telephonium's influence appears to have waned by the time of Ovid, whose misogynistic narratives draw little from Telephonium's verses.
==== Blaseball Play ====
Despite his being one of the few fluent Latin speakers around, Telephonium has had little interest in holding conversation with Nicholas Mora. They appear to have spoken briefly upon her first appearance from the phone booth, but now she seems to intentionally avoid him. Even though she has spent much less time around English speakers, she has picked up considerably more of the language than Mora, who has lived among them full time for almost a decade.
Jesús Koch/IF-52.118

Blog entry – Jesús Koch’s blog – Preseason 20
Welcome to my new travel blog! I promised I’d keep everyone back home updated, and this seems like a good way to do that, though CV – that’s Commisioner Vapor – tells me blogs are dead.
Packing for this is hard. CV has promised to keep my room as it is, so I can still stay here when I get a chance to spend time in Halifax, and also I don’t need to worry about what to do with the stuff that I’m not bringing with me. That helps a lot. In return, I have promised to send back local Doritos flavours for Budy. Don’t tell CV, but I’d do that anyway.
I may just pack a few changes of clothes and my guitar for now, and get CV to ship me anything I really miss. And of course I’ll take the new jacket the team got me, with an ORB patch and space for any patches I collect on my travels. I still miss Scorpler’s Jacket and the patches I had on it, but I think I’m looking forward to building a new collection.
I think I’m looking forward to most of this, actually. The last time I left a home was the Alternation, which, well, it sucked. But this’ll be different, because I can still stay in contact with my friends and visit occasionally, and because I’ll be travelling to places I know a little about and want to see more of. I won’t say I’m not a little nervous, but at the moment excitement is winning out over nerves.
See you soon – in person if you’re the team I’m headed to, in that video chat app you made me install if you’re CV, and here on my new blog otherwise!
Jesús Koch/IF-52.323

Talkers Batter’s Home Away From Home – Halifax Gazette, Season 20, Day 2
Halifax splorts fans have been in an uproar about the impending departure of Moist Talkers batter Jesús Koch. We caught up with Koch after the season opener to find out how he plans to travel between teams. We learned that the whole team has been busy this offseason helping him modify an ATV to travel in, so he’ll have his own space wherever he goes. “Augusto [Reddick] suggested a camper van,” Koch told us, “but then we realized that with ILB teams in locations like Tokyo, Hades, and the Core, I’d need something that could handle different terrain.”
We asked how this would help with crossing the Atlantic Ocean, but Koch just said “it’s an all terrain vehicle” and then changed the subject to talk about how it had been customized. So we don’t know if it’s a standard ATV or some kind of flying device, but we do know it has a full sized bed and a surprising amount of storage.
At this point it’s not clear whether Koch will always be arriving in his new ATV. When asked if teams he roams to would need to find parking spots for it, he said, “Well, it is a lot of driving, so I think sometimes I might take Morse up on his offer to give me rides instead. Or I could just take the bus.”
Jesús Rodriguez

is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages, and has been with the team since Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Rodriguez joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Philly Pies with .
Rodriguez ended the Expansion Era with 1.6 in Batting, 1.3 in Pitching, 2.3 in Baserunning, and 1.4 in Defense. Rodriguez had the Unstable modification.
During the November 18, 2022 Fall Ball, Rodriguez fell to the Seattle Garages. On Season 1, Day 1 of the Return(s), Rodriguez became a lineup player for the Garages.
During the Season 1 elections, Rodriguez gained a boost of 0.2 to their Thwack as a result of the Garages' Guess Whose Thwack Blessing.
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Ji-Eun Clove/IF-10.939

==Background==
Ji-eun Clove is a second generation Korean-Atlantean. Due to the untimely death of Atlantis’ anchor and the subsequent unmooring of reality, it is difficult to record Clove’s past, as the details are constantly shifting through the currents of casualty. It is theorized that, because it replaced the anchor, Clove is exceptionally in flux, even compared to other Atlanteans. Despite this, there are some consistent details that are consistent enough to be documented, according to Clove itself.
Clove is a professional streamer who’s content mostly centers around puzzle games, sandbox games, and the Gulf Stream. She has a reported interest in ghosts and the supernatural, and studied Early-Antiquity Atlantean history before playing pro-sports got in the way of her studies and forced her to drop out of college.
==Joining Blaseball==
Clove joined the Atlantis Georgias at an exceptionally turbulent time, replacing team captain Niq Nyong'o. It initially struggled to connect with its teammates, as it felt guilty about replacing such a core part of the team. Furthermore, Clove was not proficient at blaseball, and struggled as leadoff batter, leading the league in strikeouts in season 21.
However, both the teams and fans came to appreciate Clove, and took great joy in cheering for “Ji-eun’s Home Runs”. After Rigby Friedrich took over as leadoff batter, the two became friends, though witnesses claim that their friendship often consists of Friedrich coming into the chats of Clove’s streams to yell at her for missing practice.
==A New Kind of Anchor==
Clove was acutely aware of the unstable nature of reality within Atlantis, as well as the growing risk of consumer attacks towards the team. Clove lacked the training to take on the duties of anchor on her own, but knew that something had to be done. Knowing that she was likely to be sent to the shadows soon, Clove worked with Chorby Soul V to devise a scheme to steal Chorby’s Soul from Gloria Bugsnax. By sealing herself in darkness with the ring, Clove created a permanent buoy for the team, protecting them from consumers and allowing Atlantis to float above the waves once more.
==Trivia==
*Clove met Niq Nyong'o while studying Paleoanthropology at the Atlantis School of Science
*She holds a world record for the any% speedrun of Klingdom Hlearts: Blirth Bly Seep
*It has never broken a single bone that was inside its body
*Her favorite flavor of Ooze™ is Berry-Blasted Cucumber
Ji-Eun Jasper/IF-11.111

Jasper Ji-Eun is a deliveryperson and a batter for the Core Mechanics.
==Personality==
Ji-Eun is Korean and uses he/they pronouns. They are pansexual and slightly introverted to a degree, and gets a little bit embarrassed whenever they get attention. Ji-Eun was also involved in the development of the CSL (core sign language).
Ji-Eun prefers very functional clothes, with lots of pockets, bags, pouches and straps to attach things to, which zip closed to make sure they’re secure no matter what direction gravity is pulling.
Ji-Eun wears a set of holographic arm emitters on his elbows. A common model for people who need to sign while working with their first pair of hands, Ji-eun has figured out how to rig theirs so the hands are solid and can pull Ji-Eun through the crags and bars of the Core’s geometry. They can often be seen use them to get around the core in a variety of ever-changing methods, from dashing to double jumping to platforming from pillar to pillar.
Ji-Eun experiences chronic migraines, and produces and sells a line of affordable custom vogmasks.
==Hobbies==
Like many Core-dwellers, Ji-Eun has a variety of hobbies.
Ji-Eun enjoys delving deep into the unmapped core, leaving high voltage stickers, railings, and other safety measures where appropriate. As a result of their adventures, they have an impressive mental map of the deep core, and began delivering packages and materials between places in the Core as a side hobby.
Ji-Eun is also known for his avant-garde sculpture. In recent years, Ji-Eun has experimented with a post-neo-new wave no wave reconstructive deco-brutalist style. While first impressions have varied from "I can't believe so many colors fit into something so angular" to "0/10 blatantly inedible", over time many have come to appreciate Ji-Eun's "bold sense of personal expression" and "neat shiny things".
Ji-Eun Jasper/IF-11.529

==Personality==
Jasper Ji-Eun is a self-defined dramatic thespian, sculpture artist, and deliveryperson. Their mannerisms have led to the affectionate descriptor of "Pretentious but in like, a nice way" from his friends and teammates.
Ji-Eun likes to play with gravity and directionality both in life and in art. If one walked in on him working in his studio, it would be a 50/50 chance whether he is standing on the ground or hanging from the ceiling using any of his six limbs (two arms, two legs, and two crystalline hard light arms from elbow-mounted projectors). Their sculptures are meant to be "viewed from many angles! Here- come hang from this and look at it from- yes, precisely like that! What do you think? Does it look like the abstract concept of freedom to you?"
==Sculpture and Artistry==
They describe their art style as "post-neo-new wave no wave reconstructive deco-brutalist," with little explanation as to what those words actually mean. Regardless, Ji-Eun focuses most on aesthetics and beauty of his artwork, frequently foregoing functionality. The one exception is the tiny sculptures of Bolt Beings - entirely accidentally, he created highly functional bodies for non-corporeal Core sprites to possess whenever they want to affect the physical world. 
When Evelton McBlase II came down to the core, Ji-Eun took him under their wing as a budding artist. They believe Evelton needs a little guidance in order to realize his potential as a master artist, despite Evelton insisting that he is "not making art" and "just trying to do crimes better, stop telling me it'd look better upside down!"
Their most recent studio show involved literally playing with gravity. They convinced Mira Lemma to convince physics to turn off the gravity in their studio, so that the sculptures and the guests would float and rotate freely around the space. Critics responded from "Ouch I have a headache" to "Exciting, bold, and innovative! His attention to movement is simply unparalleled in the deco-brutalist space."
==CORNERS Delivery==
Ji-Eun works with CORNERS (Couriers On Route, Non-Euclidian Receivers and Scouts) to deliver packages and uses those delivery trips as an opportunity to pick up both inspiration and scrap metal for their artwork. His second pair of arms comes in especially handy when he needs to carry mail and the shortest route involves swinging or climbing, which is frequent when passing through the non-Euclidean regions of the Core. They wear clothing with many pockets, all of which zip or button closed so nothing falls out if they are upside-down. Some of the pockets are flipped over so that, when standing upright, they would reach "up" into it.
Ji-Eun Jasper/IF-9.773

===Entry into the Core===
Jasper Ji-Eun is a former resident of Mechanicsville, Virginia, and a self-proclaimed lifelong fan and enemy of the Baltimore Crabs. Jasper was pursuing an undergraduate degree in sculpture before they tripped and fell into the Jlames River, and subsequently washed up in the Core. Witnesses say that Jasper "cried with relief" when they realized they no longer had to finish their finals.
===Career===
Jasper is known for their avant-garde sculpture. They are a pioneer in the post-neo-new wave no wave reconstructive deco-brutalist movement. While first impressions have varied from "I can't believe so many colors fit into something so angular" to "0/10 blatantly inedible", over time many have come to appreciate Jasper's "bold sense of personal expression" and "neat shiny things".
Jasper experiences chronic migraines, and produces and sells a line of affordable custom vogmasks. Jasper has been open about how their illness has affected their work, and has been a strong advocate in remodeling The Pillars to reduce potential triggers.