How gr8 is our GOD.exe

So I was go 2 Church 1 day and it was a normal sermon and stuff but at the end some kid give me a micro sd card and said "take this and u will c the truth!" i was confyoosed but i tok it home.
3 days later i fergot about it until i seen it in the poket of my church shirt and i said "wonder wat he means by wat he sadi 3 days ago?" i put in d the cpu and it showed a fil that was 53 megabites in size and it was called "how gr8 is our god.exe" i run it and it opened a very odd media play twas not windows media player or quick time player or vlc media player or any other media player program that you can use 2 play media it was a completely new thing that could only play the 1 file that was pakaged with it. i played it and it said it was dubbed by 4KIDS ENTERTAINMENT and i was #triggered bcause anime is is evil and bad for u.
i then seen that it was not an anime it was a live vidio it was a man who was lookin at the camra and he said "i am named Louie Giggleson" when he said this for a split second louie from pikmin 2's face appeard on the skreen. he continued and sadi "I am gonna go on this stage now" he then go on a big stage ther was a lot o ppl n the audience and he said "Haleelooya praise -" Then ther was static when he was saying "God" or "the lord" or watever but the audeyense respionded and said "Haleelooya praise -" and then ther was mor statik agan i thoht it was odd. Louie Giggleson the said "how great is our god yall?" the audiense then cheered but the cheers then turn to skreems of terror and ther was blud commin down the walls for a few sekunds but then it got bak to 2 normal and i was lik "K?"
louie then said "Chek this out when i was a teen i used 2 tell god how 2 do stuff but then i realized that if the earth were a gold ball the big star thing woudl b the size of the earth!" the audience started screemin bloody murder and runnin around. ppl wer gittin trampled and blud was everywear and Louie Giggleson said "lolololol you all so much dumb you know wat? if the earth was a golf ball the bigger star thing would be you mama you can suck that for breakfast right now!" then there was a earthquake and a frikin giant eye came out of the ground it was so big and pulsed multiple colors then Louie gigleson screemed so loud that i hear his voicebox like break or something i never hera no skreamin lik that in my life! i managed to hear him skreem "HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD!? LOUI GOOG BOOG C'SHAAAAAAAAAAAN!" and thats wen his voicebox broke and i saw blood and acid commin out of his mouth and his eyes looke d exactly like the giant eye that came out of the fishure he was then sucked into a portal and i kud hav sword i saw that kid that gave me th sd card go in with him.
Video stoped and sd card sparked and was burnt 2 a crisp and i was sad cause it was a pretty nice card wat whatevs. after that i saw i had thrown up on my keybord and my phone was go off and remind me that my church was gonna have a guest speaker at 6:13 PM sharp named Louie Giggleson. I desided that i think jesus will forgive me if i stay home this time
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