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Porky's Killer Adventure

1940 Looney tunes intro
(Daffy) Porky DON'T AAAAAAAAA!
(Blood sound effect)
(Porky) Well... Your d-d-d-d death. You can't do anything about it.
(Elmer fudd) shhh I'm hunting wabbits. Oh this Bugs wabbit.
(Bugs) What's up do- OMG! He's death... Porky!
(Porky) Now it's your turn.
[Bugs Screaming]
(Bugs) Porky stop! Stop! What are you doing! No No
(Bugs dies)
(Porky) well... Let's see now... Oh yeah! Gabby...
(Gabby) I haven't been In a Cartoon since Get rich Quick Porky
(door knock) oh who's there? PORKY MY OLD FRIEND! Wait... why are you holding knive in your hand?
(Porky) I'm cooking with you.
(Gabby) Great!
(Porky) but first let's come to your room.
(Gabby) ok? Why are you trying to kill me!? we are best friends!?
(Porky) Ok
[Porky kills Gabby]
(porky) Hahahahhahahhhahahahhahahahah
[black screen and People screaming]
that's all folks
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PornHub.exe

It's not often that I turn to the internet in times of desperation, but this is one of the two times I have done so. I want to share with you a story, it happened to me 3 days ago. I was on the couch, my wife was on a vacation in Fiji on our yacht. I was mansion-alone with only the maids to tend to me. I needed a good wank but the 80 inch tele was off for repairs. I sat alone, itching at my pants. I had enough, I went to my office and opened up my Chrome+ browser, going into bookmarks. My wife always went on porn sites so pornhub was bookmarked. 3 minutes after scrolling through MILFs, I came across an ad that said Overwatch Free Download. So I said to myself "Fuck yeah, I wanna play this game. I clicked the download link, little did I know that was the worst mistake of my life.
The link downloaded a file named "PornHub.exe". I double clicked the file and to my surprise, my computer came up with a million pop-up windows with the words: "Unable to run PornHub.exe on a Macintosh computer you stuck up prick". That's when I went to open it with Wine. The program ran like normal except Tracer wasn't in the game, when I selected to play as Tracer my computer shut off and will not turn back on.
Two days later, Tracer was in my bed, my wife came home and saw that Tracer was next to me. My wife left me that day and ever since then, Tracer followed me with a static movement pattern always saying "Why couldn't you have chosen another hero?"
That's when I realized something, I could get a good nut in Tracer.
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Porn Sites Copypasta

Welcome back to the show, where we tell you our top 5 picks for why porn was allegedly inspired by SpongeBob SquarePants.
Porn sites are where you go to watch stuff that your parents don't like. However, this concept may be based on an episode of the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants where the titular main character is watching a video of a flesh-colored anemone dancing, while Gary walks in, and so SpongeBob quickly grabs the television's remote and changes the channel immediately.
Plankton has once said a phrase while speaking about SpongeBob, which is "You will be mine". Many fans suggest that SpongeBob (who can't necessarily be gay because he is genderless) is a homosexual, and while saying this he is referring to his brain, which is, in texture, much like a woman's reproductive organs.
In the episode of the SpongeBob SquarePants series "Face Freeze", one scene shows SpongeBob and Patrick's head looking like male and female external genitalia, and later they sleep in the same tent. Later on, Sandy pulls out her dirty, sharp hands and rubs on SpongeBob's face, which may have inspired most videos of "lesbian" variety. If you count the scene beforehand, this may also be one of the heterosexual "blowjobs".
Another scene of Plankton includes him speaking about the Krabby Patty's secret sauce, he utters, while sweating behind iron bars and inside Spongebob's head, "yes, Yes, YES! COME TO PAPA!". Another one, from the movie, is when he says "Daddy yes!". These may have inspired either BDSM, daddy kinks, or some hentai. Also, Patrick licks his ass.
Many porn videos have used fake SpongeBobs as character. Sometimes gay, straight, or even hentai. Especially a video where the opening is horrendously remade version of the SpongeBob SquarePants intro theme, and the main character is a black man with a yellow painted face, who decides to refer to himself as "SpongeKnob SquareNuts".
And now, time for our honorable mentions!
a) in the season 5 episode, "Spy Buddies", Patrick constantly uses his butt laser. This inspired Squirting.
b) Squidward mentions that Mr. Krabs' "wiener thing" will "blow up in his face. This inspired Cumming.
c) Squidward has also used a vacuum cleaner to suck on his penis. This inspired vibrators and fleshlights.
d) SpongeBob uses both animation and live action in episodes, much like pornography can be live-action and hentai.
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Portal: Cake

One day i wanted to play Portal, but i heard the new version was out. Portal: Cake version. I went to GameNOW to get a game, now.
I went to the store and said: "Give me a game or i kill you in your sleep." The merchant gave me a game. It was called Portal: Cake. So i jumped and froze in the air of hapiness.
When i got home, i put the disc in and the game started. It started out good but then CAKEXXXXX popped out. It was a cake with a smile, some mustache, a knife and what was worst: NO FROSTING!!!!!!!OR CANDLES!!!!!!!!!!! So i crapped myself. I went to level 1 and i found the Yummy Drones when i got the Plate Gun. So i shot a Plate at a Yummy Drone and ate it. I finished the level after some random 2 hours of filling up space. I went to level 2 and i saw a Yummy Drone hit me with its WHIP CREAM LAUNCHER!I died and had to start over while i was thinking "NOW THEY GOT WHIP CREAM?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?In rage i farted and the level blew up. Level 3 time. Too lazy to name all the levels.
Instead of the usual GLAdOS i fought UCEMDFRTADORT (Ultimate Cake Eating Machine Designed For Random Things And Destroying Random Things.) So i killed it with clever use of destroying its Delicious Core with the Toilet Launcher. And i said: "YOU KILLED THE CAKE! Now you must DIE!" And i pwnd it, and we all lived happily ever after until i farted from all the cake of the Core i ate. So everyone didnt live happily ever after!
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Portal - Another Test Subject?

This happened to me ONCE, on the Steam version of Portal 1 for PC. No matter how many times I retried Testchamber 4, or the whole game, it never happened again on PC or 360.
Testchamber 4. The first time you get your hands on the single-blue portal device. Nothing seemed particularly out of the ordinary until I picked up the device and GLaDoS began to speak. She says this everytime but it was a little bit different.
"You are now in control of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. These inter-dimensional gateways have proven to be 100% safe... The device however has not. Do not touch the operational end of the device, do not submerge the device in water, and never, under any circumstances should you - ##STATIC##"
That was all normal but it was quickly followed by a very faint, and distant (As of in another part of the facility)
"You're a bad person. You know that."
That line is a sound file and she says it to you at somepoint when you escape at the end of the game.
No matter how much I've searched, I've never found any record of it happening to anyone else.
Perhaps it was put there as a random event by Valve to creep the hell out of people, or to elude to the fact that there could be thousands of test subjects being tested at the same time (Portal 2 has 10,000 but they are all dead then) - or a bit of foreshadowing. Perhaps GLaDos already knows you are going to escpae so she has sound files ready.
EDIT - JULY 14, 2011
She's supposed to say that...you just left the room while she was talking...
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Portal Purgatory

So, has anyone thought about how Portal is a giant allusion to Purgatory?
There is (seemingly) no reason to be putting Chell through these horrible experiments - it's for GLaDOS' sadistic pleasure.
But what if it's REALLY a test?
Not a scientific test, but a test of character and determination as to redeem oneself? Perhaps GLaDOS' taunts of, "All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right in your personnel file: 'Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned...' It says you were adopted. So that's funny too," isn't just pointless mocking but a reminder of Chell's former life?
It's also heavily implied that GLaDOS could possibly be a much more knowing being as some kind of tester for Purgatory. Quotes like, "Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I know."
Quotes like this have a much more significant meaning when thought of in this context.
"I feel sorry for you, really. Because you're not even in the right place."
"This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this."
"You're not a good person, you know that, right? Good people don't end up here."
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Possessed Cat

My cat may look like an ordinary feline, but she is definitely possessed by a demonic force beyond human comprehension. I know it sounds crazy, but let me explain. Something must be done to stop her!
She'll roll around on the floor and tempt you with her belly, but when you try to touch it, she will capture your arm and beat it up. As the Bible tells us, evil is attractive... and boy oh boy, lemme tell you something, this little fucker is literally cute as hell. I am helpless against the siren call of the pink nose and the furry belly.
She often runs around the house in a demonic frenzy, messing up all the area rugs and generally beating the crap out of everything in her path. Her eyes get huge and they turn all black. She unhinges her demonic jaws and attacks the furniture, the washing machine (if it's running), my slippers, and probably all of you, too, if you were unfortunate enough to cross paths with this abominable creature.
I have reason to believe she can see in the dark. Her eyes glow with unholy light in the gloom. She yells relentlessly until she gets what she wants, and holy moly, she sure can make a mess in the litter box. She occasionally hurls a turd several feet away while she's digging around. I believe it is an act of bioterrorism.
I recited the Prayer to St. Michael, but she just yawned and flopped at my feet, exposing her belly for yet another Satanic sneak attack on my person. This demon is clearly too powerful to expel through conventional methods. is it possible I'm dealing with Beelzebub himself??
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Post-Apocalyptic Adventure Time

This is kinda old news for most of the internet, but for those who don't know, Adventure Time takes place in a post-apocalyptic setting as revealed by its creator.
According to the show, 1000 years ago the "Mushroom War" took place, and it is speculated that "Mushroom" refers to the mushroom clouds made in the explosion of nuclear bombs. Since then, life has begun anew, and mutation has caused quite a variety of new creatures.
In practically every episode, there is reference to our, now dead, civilization in the backgrounds. Broken buildings and cars and the like are usually partially buried in a lot of settings. In the opening of the show, dud nuclear missiles and broken pieces of tech are scattered in a wasteland and a gray and red (zombie-like) arm reaches out of a tree.
The earth is shown to have a chunk of it missing (It looks like North/South America is almost gone?). In the episode "The Linch", the group travels over a body of water following the Linch to his lair, where he appears to use toxic waste (possibly from the nuclear war) to fuel his power. His hideout is in a destroyed subway station, and upon entering Finn and Jake are attacked by possesed modern-dressed skeletons, as if the people died in a bombing waiting for their train. On the surface just outside, tanks and more dud bombs can be seen.
In the episode "Susan Strong", the Hyoomen species lives in an underground abandoned city, where humans may have tried to live after/during the war before dying off or mutating.
It is mentioned several times in the series that Finn is the last human, or that humans haven't been seen for a long time. Marceline and the Ice King are speculated to be survivors of the the Mushroom War because of their ages.
Just saying.
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Postman Pat Should Be Fired

Privatisation has been kind to Pat, he has a chopper, a quad, a boat, amongst other vehicles yet he still cocks up literally every parcel he has to deliver, and is tracked from the depot at all points so they are aware of how shit he is. Watching an episode where Pat has once again lost/broken a delivery, and has called in the mail's helicopter to collect it. Those things are a few quid to get off the ground. It's for a small tree, what a waste, just put it back in the van and get on with it, he's giving postmen everywhere a bad name. Brazenly uses or wears the items he is charged with delivering, the missus has just chimed in about him riding a skateboard to its intended recipient, imagine ordering a bike and your postie rides it to you, explaining as he gets off the he's already replaced a wheel because it fell out the van on the way, don't mind the scratches. Absolute fucktard.
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Potato

It was a early Sunday Morning, Mr.Buehler was just finishing harvesting his award winning Poatos. On the Last Row he harvested the very-last one. It looked starange. possibly just awkwardly grown like a lot of others... "You're a very, uh deformed one arn't you?" he said awkwadly. "Honey time to come inside its about to rain!" Mrs.Buehler hollerd. "Alright dear..." he looked at the potato, Then he put it in his basket. As walked inside his wife took the basket and started to brew some potato soup .
He went into the Living room Until he heard a scream. "SPAWN OF SATAN!!" His wife Yelled. He ran into the kitchen. She was on top of the counter holding a shotgun, the potato was jumping and had grabbed ahold of Mrs. Buhelers leg. blood. Everywhere. Mrs.Buheler finally stopped screaming she fainted white as snow. the potato grew bigger from her calories. Mr. Buheler finally grabbed the shot gun and tried to shoot the demon but it was no use. He was to fast.. The Potato Attacked him leaving nothing but bones and blood everywhere.. The potato set off on a murdering spree he disguised himself with the other potatos at supermarkets and when he got picked up and tooken to the persons house it was on..
The Woman had started to prepare dinner for her family of five. Mashed potatos, Steak, and corn. the potato tried to set the move but the women wouldnt stop moving! finally she sat down for a break. and he landed on her head knocking her on-concious. he finally killed her and took her calories. the kids came in the kitchen and he attacked them too. leaving nothing but bones and blood. The potato set off to a new supermarket. So many famlies so many deaths. He was already strong enough to eat a person in one bite. But now he has a different plan. He will be turned into a baked potato and well. you'll see. 
So a yound man maybe in his twenties. Purchased the potato. Once the man got home he started to prepare the meal. Baked potatoes and fried chicken. After a hour of prepareing the potato finished cooking and the first thing the man ate was the potato. After one bite the potato finally made his move in the Mans body tearing from organ to organ, what was left of the man was nothing but a skull. The potato isnt finshed yet. he kills his wife just in a bite. So the potato is now on the run. Police Report they Couldnt find him after 20 years each day a family or couple was dead. Why Was this potato like this? We may never know.
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Potato Knishes

The square shaped sun rose in the east as it did every morning. A field of thousands of potatoes grew proudly underground, not a single Red Gem Beetle snacking upon their leaves. The door to the Centipede stalls opened with a creek. Emerged was a Big Wooden Tumble Blade which scooped up the potatoes one by one. Eventually it had acquired enough potatoes and re-entered the auburn stall. Inside the Tumble Blade dropped each potato into the heated furnace. Emerged through a complex piping system were the most perfect Potato Knishes. From the comforting dark recesses of pipes emerged the face of the Rat King.
His neck stretched silently to get a better view. He knew he wasn't allowed in the stalls, but the owner of this marvelous factory would not awake for another three hours. This was the perfect time to marvel at the miracle which took place before him." They're perfect. Each Knish is absolutely perfect." the rubbery, somewhat sweaty Rat King admitted. He spent many days overlooking the process, and searched for any flaw, but as of late he could find none. "Just absolutely perfect..." The Rat King wiped his sweat from his brow, and allowed a few drops to land on each Knish as it passed him by. "Now part of me is within each. I am so proud to be part of this."
His daily morning routine was not near complete. He still had to overlook the Little Black Squash Ball maker. And the Centipedes... oh man those were his favorite. How he turned giddy as he watched thousands of little black worms become transformed almost effortlessly into Centipedes. Although being a Centipede was good enough, the Rat King knew he must bestow upon each a tender kiss, as if he christened them into their new flawless existence. Truly superior to their previous form, being a Centipede must have been nothing short of heavenly. For three hours the Rat King rubbed and whispered his admiration to the non-judging efficient machines. He knew that he would soon be caught by the owner, and flogged like he usually was, but that didn't matter to him. He would endure all the pain and punishment if only to see one more Potato Knish be formed. There truly is no better life than that of a Centipede...
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Potato Sex

I fucked a potato when I was 21. I got the idea from a radio show and thought that it might feel good. I cut a hole long ways through the middle and used it to jerk off. It wasn't enjoyable at all and I remember the guilt and shame I felt as I snuck a broken, cum covered potato to the side of the house to throw it in the garbage can. It smelled weird as well.
I told some friends at college and it became pretty common knowledge, not that I cared. I never really had too much of a problem getting laid in my freshman years and I think me and that potato taught a lot to each other. Some of the girls who heard about it found it kind of intriguing.
Looking back on it that potato was the only thing I've fucked that didn't lie to me and betray me. It was there when I needed it, it didn't talk and performed its duties admirably (though it was a bit cold, rough, and slimy) and it probably would have fed me if I needed it to. And I discarded it like so much flotsam in a sea of mediocrity. I'll pay for this mistake for the rest of my life.
Some times at night when I can't fall asleep I still think about you, noble spud. I'm sorry I didn't mash you the way you needed me to, I was young and stupid. Now you're in a landfill and I'm in a bigger, more putrid landfill they call the United States. Maybe on some other life we can, you know...
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Potatoes Are Amazing

Ah potatoes. Freshly farmed from many countries, many states and many cities, there is a reason it is one of the most well known and commonly grown crops in the world. There are several delicious treats that can be created from potatoes. If you are in the mood for a nice crunchy snack, go ahead and have some potato chips, carved to perfection by urschel's handcrafted machinery. In the mod for something of a more chewy description? Look no longer, as tater tot's and hash browns make a deliciously fried, chewy delicacy that can be enjoyed during breakfast, lunch, or dinner. I especially like the McDonalds hash browns, they are amazing. Tater tots are much smaller, but paired with ketchup they make my mouth feel like it is in heaven. Buy some frozen from a convenience store and put them in an oven, stove, or microwave and enjoy the sweet bite-sized chewy taste of potatoes. What about if you get a burger, or maybe some dinosaur chicken nuggets? Perhaps it isn't enough, and you don't want your main dish to be lonely, then look no further as there are fries. Fries are amazingly made by Urschel machines, and are frozen, where they are reheated. I strongly recommend gravy, ketchup, salt, pepper, or some other condiment to increase the amazing taste of it. Looking for something a little more gourmet? Try some sliced potatoes. Slice them up and boil them, and scatter them on top of your next meal. This allows for another amazing flavor to introduce to an incredible eating experience. Want something soft? Try mashing the potatoes into a pulp, giving you mashed potatoes. Just put on some gravy and rotisserie chicken and you are in for a delightful meal. Also, I forgot to mention, if the potato chips I discussed earlier seem a little bland, then try some other variations, barbecue chips, sour cream and onion, Pringles with even more flavors such as pizza, regular, cheddar cheese. Ruffles chips are also made in a unique fashion making them optimal to pair with some delicious sour cream and onion chip dip. All of these amazing foods are available from this one simple crop, given to us by the amazing planet that we reside on. Nature, and potatoes, are truly amazing.
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