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Gear Reduction

It was February and cold. I didn't have much going for me because I didn't do anything. So I searched the internet on my bed. My back started hurting so I sat crisscross apple sauce. Then I got an ad. Freakin' 2 minutes long. Then I watched the video a little longer "how to make 5 tools that will find you love" and I got another ad. 15 seconds long. I just had to know the 4th tool, so I kept watching. The fourth tool was you take a rubber glove and you put it on your hand inside out so you can open a jar of pickles. Then you take it off and put it over the jar because you use the lid for tool 5. What was tool 5?? Then my back hurt when I was sitting criss cross apple sauce, so I laid back against the wall again. Then I got hungry but I hadn't eaten all day so I knew if I got up I would pass out. So I didn't get any food and soon my stomach stopped hurting. Then right before tool 5 I got another ad. 20,000,000 minutes long! Jesus why make a free adblocker if It doesn't work!! Not cool. So when I was done watching the ad a long time had passed and I was dead. But from my body as I was floating up my back stopped hurting and I saw the 5th tool. They took the lid from the pickles and put it on a different jar of pickles that had a missing lid!! My life was complete and I went to heaven.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Gee Whizz

i was flying through the clothes department of a matalan i needed to piss real bad so i flew into the bathroom and when i flew in my flying abilities were lost (the bathroom looks exactly like my schools bathrooms) and i ran to the disabled toilet (jeff the killer and slendy were at the urinals but i needed to piss so bad i just ran past them) and there was rainbowdash getting raped by jeff and slendy then they stopped and said "now its your turn" and i think you can figure out the rest (this is a real dream i had no joke)
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
General Mills Creepypasta

I had or recently had a weird experience. I got tickets for a tour of General Mills Headquarters, at that time it was hard to find tickets to get into there, but I luckily found them. I got to view where they made the cereal, commercials, and lots more. It was a very fun trip, we got to view a new commercial, when they said it would be a sequel to Satur-Yay-Aaah!!! Wednesday, I knew I was in for a good one. First, they set up a large DVD player and got a DVD labeled "Sonny.avi", weird title but ok. They inserted the disc into the DVD player and it played. It showed Jake,Tricks, Chip, Honey Drop, and Orange. They were all having breakfast, all seemed normal at first. We noticed that Sonny was missing, even Jake and the others noticed too. Jake called "Sonny, are you upstairs" and went upstairs to Sonny's room. After looking around for a bit, Jake found Sonny, huddling a corner of his room. He seemed to be crying, at the time it didn't matter to me, so I kept watching. Jake asked Sonny what's wrong, but Sonny didn't answer, he kept staring into space if he wasn't even there. Jake got extremely worried, he called for the others to come up, but they didn't hear him and kept eating. Sonny turns his head, without moving his body and stared at Jake, he just stared blankly at Jake for 5 minutes. Before, he lifted up his hand which now had claws. His sad expression turned into a grin, as he stabbed Jake with his claws, which made Jake screamed. He tackled Jake down to the floor and did something I will never forget. He pulled down Jake's pants, a badly animated penis showed up on Jake. Sonny grabbed it and ripped it off, causing Jake to scream in pain. Sonny opened his closet and pulled out a large pole and grabbed Jake, he proceeded to push Jake's face into the other side of the pole, he pulled his face off the pole and it now had a mark from being pushed onto the pole. Sonny, then grabbed a mallet and started to beat Jake with it, blood splattered out everywhere around his room. Jake was now nothing more than a bloodied ball of rotting flesh. This didn't make any sense, why would General Mills make this, Sonny gobbled up the hunk of rotting flesh. After he was done eating, he made a loud burp, so loud it alerted the other mascots to come upstairs. The commercial, simply cuts off there. We were told to get out, and so we did. I don't know if General Mills is hiding something or not, but that's insane that they showed us that, how is it even a commercial? And so I never got an answer, General Mills was sued because of graphic content yesterday, I'll update if this ever gets solved.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Lost Episodes
Generic Earthbound Trollpasta

When I was a kid, I used to have a NES. I have many fond memories of playing Earthbound (Or Mother 2 to you kamikaze fuckers). Over the years, I lost my games and I missed playing them. Imagine my delight when I found a copy of my favorite game and a console at my local garage sale!! The cartridge was missing it's label, with the title crudely written on it in sharpie. I was so happy to have found it that I didn't really care. I took it up to pay for it but the person behind the table looked scared, and asked me to reconsider (I didn't think about the fact that if the person didn't want to sell it and knew it was evil she wouldn't have it up for sale). Confused, I insisted on buying it. She looked nervous but let me buy the game.
I eagerly took it home and set up the console. I plugged in the game and turned it on, excited to play my favorite childhood game. To my joy the familiar title screen popped up. Just for a second though, something seemed off. The music was slowing down and speeding up, and had the screaming of a Irish woman being stabbed, and the graphics were becoming grayer and grayer. I blew it off as a glitch and continued to the menu screen. This time the font was just pictures of satanic rituals. I shrugged it off again and continued to the first level. It seemed normal at first, but every time Ness walked, he teleported to a random place in the game. Now I was a bit scared, but continued to play on. Then Ness started breaking into houses and killing everyone! Now I was completely terrified, and shocked that this was happening. Suddenly, the screen changed to "I'll be killing you!".
I couldn't take any more. I shut off the console, shaking uncontrollably. I turned around only to find a stuffed toy of Ness. His insides was full of semen! I screamed, and ran. Every time I looked back it was there. I tripped and fell, and looked up to find the doll taking a shit on me. I was never seen again. The police found me dead, looking like a waterfall. But instead of water, it wasn't blood, it was semen! I'm writing this from the afterlife. Be warned. Never play creepy cartridges even if they are of your old childhood favorites. kthxbai!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Generic Horror Movie 4- Jimmy Jones: Jigsaw Jr

We start this movie with the "villain, Jimmy Jones, in his SECRET LAIRRRRR!!! It's so secret, I don't even know where the hell it is. Maybe in Morocco? Anyway, Jimmy is pacing around, thinking about something. "How can I make people pay for what they do?" He thinks. "AH HA! I CAN MAKE REALLY SCARY AHH TRAPS LIKE JIGSAW, BUT MINE WILL BE MORE TROLL!!!1!1!2!" He yells cus he wanted to. 
The next day, a man named Frederick is walking around a park. He spots a penny on the sidewalk and says: "This must be my lucky day! Now I can feed my 439 kids!" But the second he picks up the penny, he is tackled by SpongeBob and taken to Jimmy Jones LAIRRRRRRR. 
"How dare you steal..." Says Jimmy as Frederick wakes up. "I have like, 439 kids and no money I needed it..." Frederick says. "Yeah yeah whatever..." Jimmy says, not caring at all. "Here's a machine that I call: THE PENEE WENEE BOMB!!!!!!" "What the hell is that name-" But Jimmy stops him and keeps going. "You will be on the clock, that's the consequences for your actions..." Jimmy explains. "Why must you be worried about the clock? Well because when time runs how, the machine will turn your peepee into a BOMB!!!" Jimmy says. "A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE LETS GOOOOOO-" Fred says. "All you have to do to escape is push that button, peeling the skin off your peepee." Jimmy explains. And with that, Jimmy walks away, and the clock starts. "Oh crap oh crap..." Fred says frantically. He can't muster up the courage to pull the level, and opts to find a different way. But, he's too late. His peepee starts contorting every which way, and BOOM! It explodes, sending poor old Frederick outta the Earth's life cycle.
"Damn, he sucked ass." Jimmy says sadly. "Let's get our next contestant..."
With the first victim down, a girl named Hiyarori is ordering at a Mc Trollpasta. Suddenly, a big bowling ball comes flying STRAIGHT AT HER!!! She ducks out of the way just in time, sending it into the worker, killing him instantly. And then she gets tackled...
"Uhhhhh, ok..." Hiyarori says, confused. "You are here today because you can't protect others but yourself." Jimmy Jones explains. "Yeah your right." Hiya agrees. "Ok then, I'll explain your FUN DEATH GAME." Jimmy says. If Hiyarori doesn't watch all of Blue Lock in a millisecond, she will die from a giant Kirby. Death by sucking, basically. "Uhhhh ok..." Hiya says. Time starts and as soon as it did it stops. "Dang... only 3 more episodes and I would of beaten it..." Hiya says. "Ok, you can suck me up now." She says to the Kirby. SUCKCKKCKCKKKCKCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKDJDJEJEJEJRJRHFBSJ!!! Hiyarori is now the second victim, with one final one to go...
And the final one... is YOU!1!1!2!1! JIMMY JONES WILL BE SEEING YOU SOON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!1!1!1!2!2!!2!1!1!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Generic Jeff Fanfiction

Hello! My name is Samantha! I am a 14 year old pasty girl who loves creepypastas. And yes, I also love creepypastas and especially Jeff the Killer. I will let you know this throughout the story. I go to my school where I am bullied relentlessly by my classmates because I have a speech impediment and murdered Jimmy Ballox 5 years earlier. In fact, they beat me up so much that when the paramedics came, they spat on my face and called me a wanker. I also have a brother named Johnny. Johnny is my only friend, because my parents also hate me because they are drunk and drunk squared. One day, I went to school and my teacher gave me a Z for my test that I got nothing right on. When I asked her about this, she said, "Because fuck you you little bitch I hope you get launched over to Mao Zedong's grave and join him in eternal suffering you little baby cry cry little bitch baby fatty cry cry." Then when I went home, Johnny was dead! My parents had nothing to do with this, so I set out for revenge. 
I felt something inside of me; it was time to unleash my inner wolf. I screamed as mega super hyper triple power energy came out of me and I found I had transformed. My eye had become a wolf's eye, and I had claws. I also had a sick-as-hell hoodie with a wolf on it. I went to my parent's room and killed them, and I felt my super wolf get very happy. I then went to my school and killed everyone, even the innocent ones because I'm an anti-hero badass creepypasta maniac who wants to show I'm cool. I then went into the forest to feed, when I saw someone in the corner. He had a white face and big mouth. He came up to me and said. "Hello, my name is Jeff. I saw what you did, and I have decided on a whim that you are my soulmate and I must marry you now. You are so beautiful Samantha, and I love you." I replied, "You are also hot Jeff. I have read your story and have decided that we are marrying." Jeff agreed, when Slenderman came out of nowhere and told us, "My Jeffy boy has found a bride. We must celebrate."
After this, we got married and continued to kill people forever and ever because we love each other so much. We are outside your house, now go to sleep. Go to sleep please, we're incompetent without it.
The End and happily ever afterings.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Generic Trollpasta

Trollpasta name.
Opening Sentence that will probs be in caps, like the rest of it. then the author will go on to have sex with inanimate objects and then makes four dick jokes per second. then probably make even more dick jokes. then Jeff the Killer will show up and eat an awful amount of pastrami. then the protagonist will go outside and turn into a duck, If that doesn't happen, there will most likely be another dick joke. Then PATRIXXX will show up, give the guy some moral support then the guy will go and do the thing that the trollpasta was about, but before that, He makes seven more Dick jokes, Summons satan and sings a song about life. Then, After doing the thing intended, his terrible troll language will worsen and when you load the page google chrome will say "This page is In: Stupid, Would you like to translate it?" But even after pressing the button, it will still be horribly wrote. Then some Generic Pasta monster will come up and will act out cliches like going on killing sprees. Then the Protagonist will get his reward, which will most likely be either spaghetti or a horrible squeal.
Then the another will end on some outdated saying like "Thats The End of that" or, More Stupidly, "HTE END."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Genetic Experiment X2E

Entry 0 (Public Entry): Hello there, I am Robert Lungit, and I am here to present to you the creature that will change the world as we know it, The Extooei. This creature, can manipulate objects and make them into different things. For example, give it an object and ask it to turn it into something. Once you ask it, that object will become what you want it to! This creature also holds many different surprises.
Progress entry 1: We have enclosed the creature into a giant tube. Strange things have been happening over the next 2 months, we have been seeing a strange-looking material on the ground, it felt like sand.. We've also begun seeing trickles of blood right next to them, as if someone has been hit with them.
Progress entry 2: It's been 3 months since the last entry, and many things have happened. First, scientists have begun disappearing at an alarming rate around here. Then, things at the outpost have begun to get seriously damaged. This is getting quite strange...
Progress entry 3: We have suspicions that one of our projects might be doing this, but we don't know which.... I'm beginning to worry. There have been much more disappearances than last time.... I hope it's not any trouble.
Progress entry 4: One of the projects has escaped! If anyone finds this tape, tell government officials that Genetic Experiment Extooei has escaped! They'll know what to do! Just do it if you find this tape!
Progress entry 5: That....thing..... it turned everyone into one of it.... they're all out loose now... only me and Paul Robertson survived....we're hiding in one of the prohibited rooms...here is what the other scientists have been keeping from us... Those stupid idiots! Why try to upgrade an experiment already perfect?!
Progress entry 6 (Final entry): They found us.... they killed Paul and turned him into one of them.... I'll tell you the other scientists' plan, while I'm still alive. Their plan was to make super soldiers with Extooei, at first it wasn't able to change living things into what it wanted. Until those stupid bastards added another feature to it that enabled it to actually mold living things into what he wanted. What those idiots didn't think about was that they needed to add a commands only formula to it. So, Extooei started using it's power to its own advantage, and turned the scientists into clones of him... (large banging on what seems to be a metal door) here's my time to go... goodbye....(Something heavy falls and loud screaming is heard along with strange growling noises)
And that's the end of the tape.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Jornel
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Gengars Curse

It was about 7 years ago.I was playing Pokemon Red. I wanted to play a little. I dont really why, I think I just had the mood to play it. I saw at the start screen a savestate, I wanted to see where I was. This made me to click on "continue". I had a pretty usual Pokemon Team. A Charizard, a Pikachu, a Hitmonlee, a Primeape, a Onix and a Gengar.
But something was weird about Gengar, his name was "Friend" and he didn't even smile like usual. He had an angry look on his face. This was creepy but I thought it was a bug.
After some seconds did the game froze and the screen started to static. Suddenly appeared a text: "You left me alone, you said I am your friend and after so many years you think its allright?"
After that the Gameboy got broken and the screen was black. I had goose pimbles, I was scared. I never saw a bug like this. I mean that was a bug, wasn't it? It's only a game. I couln't start the gameboy anymore, anyway it was time to go to school.
But it was weird, all what I saw with my eyes was colored in purple. I got schocked after I opened my room door. The whole House was destroyed and odd. It seems the house would be ancient. I went down to my mother and I asked her what happened but she didn't knew what I was talking about. Was something wrong with my eyes or my brain?
Finally I went out to go to school, all was normal but I felt followed. After I appeard in the school house I was sitting on my chair and listening to the teacher. I didn't understood even one thing, after he stopped the whole class was staring at me. I nearly got a heart attack because all my classmates didn't had any pupills. Blood was flow out of their mouthes and they were colored purple again.
I ran out of the school but there was the same, everyone looked like my classmates. No pupills, blood out of their mouth and purple. Even my mother looked like this after I ran home. But I had to be brave, so I said to her what I saw. She grabbed me and we went to the doctor. He gave my pills, after I swallow one of them all was normal. I had really a big problem. Its not possible that Gengar did all that to me. Its just a game.
While I went to sleep I heard the whole time Gengars cry. Several times and it didn't stop.
I was more and more scared, I started to scream. After that I lost my awareness.
After I woke up I was in a room made out of yellow rubber. I weared a white straitjacket. After I asked the mans at the window what happened, they was telling me that I killed my mother and that I laughed like a manniac, all the time. Something was wrote on the wall
"Now you will feel the same like me. LONELINESS!"
THEN END
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Pokemon
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Genital Orcs

"Once there were Genital Orcs"
"They lived inside your genitals"
"Then one day a scientist, who had Genital Orcs, made them bigger, because his penis was small and instead of his penis growing the Genital orcs grew."
"As they grew they were so cold that there were no more genitals"
"So they started dancing the hokey pokey."
"Everyone was now doing fine as they were."
"Then the nurse came to check up on the Scientist."
"Shocked by what the scientist and the Genital Orcs were doing, she resinged her job to the robot, and itself resigned too and so the scientist and the Genital Orcs were fucked because there were no nurse."
"So they continued doing the hokey pokey."
"Then, blaring his ass lasers to open the roof, Johnson came down and started dancing the hokey pokey too, on his ass."
"Then Dick Salts and his wife Vagina salts and their new born son, Dagick Salts, came bursting the door open and started dancing the Hokey Pokey."
"Tender Nipples came and then the party really got started. They were all now dancing and feeling his massive nipples, and they were all saying "Mmm Tender Nipples" as they dance the Hokey Pokey"
"Then everyone hokey pokey-ed till their hearts couldn't take no more"
"So they died, but was brought back by god to continue the hokey pokey"
"So they did so."
"Then the Genital Orcs went back into regular size, and then out of no where, Koggeh came up and said "THAT BITCH GAVE ME THE GENITAL ORCS!"
"But they just ignored him and still danced the hokey pokey"
Created by the Creepypasta chat
Category:Trollpasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Genocidal Tails: The Bloodbath

I froze at the sight of the bloody plushies, before snapping to attention and grabbing them all and throwing them angrily into the dumpster, before realising I was a foot away from another Sonic disc. I was unsure whether to trust it, but I decided to. I plugged it in and realised I was in the very first game - and Tails was there. I was shocked before realising what had happened and immediately attempted to eject the disc, which again didn't work. I then just furiously flipped Tails off 7 times before playing (7 is my lucky number) and played Cabinet Man by Neil Cicereiga to calm myself down. The game was the exact same as normal. Green Hill Zone was surprisingly fine, I expected Tails to kill someone at the end of Act 3 again but it was just the regular boss, and despite a tiny red tint over the background I barely registered as there (and of course Tails was there instead of Sonic), everything was normal.
Then I entered Marble Zone.
The lava skin was EVERYWHERE. I kept dying because I couldn't tell where the real lava was, but once I got inside the little dungeon thingy it got worse. Shadow was there, holding the Chaos Emeralds, but saw Tails, who was somehow covered in blood again. Shadow seemed scared (likely because of the Maria thing) and tried to attack Tails. 
This turned out to be a mistake. 
Tails grabbed his arm and sawed it off, blood spraying everywhere. He (Tails) then stabbed his (Shadow's) heart out before tearing him in half. I was shocked - this was the goriest death yet.
Keyword: yet.
Once I reached Spring Yard Zone I was wondering whether it was too late to smash the TV and run, but that question was answered when Ray showed up?? I was confused because Ray debuted in a Sonic arcade game and not even a console game, how was he here?? It didn't matter - no matter how he got there, he died like the rest of them. Tails pulled out two circular saws from god-knows-where and ran at Ray. Before poor Ray had time to react, Tails tore through his chest and neck, killing him instantly. Tails then tore his (Ray's) body into chunks before throwing some off the screen. The screen went black before showing Sonic, Shadow, Amy, Ray and Knuckles's dead bodies. Tails sat in front of them, playing with Sonic and Ray's heads and Knuckles's arms. His head turned to look at me, grinning evilly. I felt a sharp pain in my shoulder and looked down. There was a deep, bloody slash in it, with the bloody Tails plush next to it. 
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Pointless Violence