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My parents are acting stranger than usual since the Pandemic

Ever since Covid started, my parents have been taking the precautions way too serious.
I get it at first, when nobody knew how deadly the virus could be but it's been months now and they haven't taken off their masks in the house.
They won't even talk to me for fear that they'll spread the virus to me so they just send text messages.
They didn't think it was safe for my 19 year old brother to live in the same house so they texted me that they paid for him to go to Florida. The odd part is that he hasn't returned any of my texts that I have sent him.
My school is still virtual and my parents prefer that I don't leave the house.
Every morning when I wake up, I feel like I have a hangover but I haven't drank alcohol in months.
I just feel so alone and my parents have been acting extremely weird lately since Covid.
None of my extended family or friends are allowed over the house.
Both of my parents said that they have developed a light sensitivity from probably contracting Covid months ago so I never see them with their sun glasses off.
In the past, I could always gauge who was walking up the stairs by the difference in gaits that both of my parents had, however both of their footsteps sound completely different now.
My dad who was a Gulf War veteran was a staunch republican but I'll go downstairs now and he'll be watching some left leaning news broadcast.
My mom's hair is still blonde but the shade of blond she wears now kind of looks more trashy. Almost like she took a bottle of bleach and just doused her hair in it.
I'm starting to get really weirded out by them that I started to lock my bedroom door at night but I think one or both of them have a key or are getting into my room by some other means.
I purposely place stuff on my floor in a certain direction and when I wake up some of the things on the floor have moved.
I really want to run from the house but my parents have made me terrified of contracting the disease. They told me I have a heart condition which I wasn't aware that I had up until a few months from now.
I tried to jokingly remove the mask from "my mother's" face but she wears and N-95 which is difficult to get off and she didn't find it the least bit amusing, where she made a motion that she was going to hit me.
I'm constantly freezing in the house as they either don't turn on the heat high enough during the winter time and they crank up the air conditioner now during the summer. They text me that I should wear hooded sweatshirts like they do in the house
Last week I noticed traces of blood on my pillow and when I went to look in my makeup mirror, I noticed that I had two circular round marks on my neck about three inches apart where it looked like something bit me.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
My rake expirence

First off i want to say this realy happend to me and not made up. I never knew what the rake or creepypasta for that matter befor i saw a creepypasta minecraft mod. After that I got in to creepypasta and lisening to mrcreepypasta. I found out what the rake was and thout it was realy cool and that it would be cool if it was real. It was sevral weeks later and my family was out eating and when we came home i looked across the street and i saw something pale in the dark. I couldnt see detals because it was dark, but i got a long look at it because my front door was jamed like ushale. I thout it was the rake because i have a wild emaganation and i dismissed it as being the dark playing triks on my mined. It wasnt long after that i started hearing things like something skattering around. It got wores from there, sunday march 3 at 9:30-10:30 pm i heard something moveing across the floor. I looked over and saw a pair of white blank eyes looking at me. I heard it come close and heard it groul at me i tould some of my freinds online. One made fun of me but the other two said to stay calm and do what it says if it says anything. The mext day at school two other freinds (not the ones online ) and me made a club looking for myithicle creachers. Were going after the rake first by my request and i did some reserch online and found a rake atacck in niagera falls on the fourth of july at 4:00 am 2006 and tryed to find a conectoin to the two encounters. When i got home to look up what day the fourth was and it was sunday! And in another encounter it drew a devils pentigram on the wall. Now you mite be wonering how does this have anything to do with tje encouners? Whele sunday is a holy day in mose religens amd the rake is some kind of devil worshiper so its rebelious to atacck on a holy day. My freind also did reserch and found that it was made by hadies a romen or greek god and one day all of his greek and romen books disapered meaning that it worships hadies. It took only his mytholiges books. This may not be proof to you but i belive that it out there and i will prove it someday.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:Beings
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:TRUE STORY
My sad pathetic life...

I hate my life.I lived with only my mum in a really small neighborhood with very few houses or even people for that matter. My only friend was also the only kid my age in the neighborhood who lived next to us and he treated me like shit,Always wanting to fight me whenever he had the chance. He didnt have a dad much like me, so he lived with his creepy uncle and his sister. One day my mom just decides to kick my ass outta the house and sends me off. No one would take pity on me and would charge at me to fight if i even walked past them. On my way i met a wierd ass asian dude who admittedly was a dumbass but wanted to pick up chicks. We picked up this one chick who was really weird and annoying. My old "buddy" would show up from time to time to make my life a living hell. I think the only thing that kept me going was courage, companionship from my new friends, and my dream to become a Pokemon master.
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Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pokemon
Category:Shortpasta
My shirts are following me

I'd like to make one thing clear: I do not know what's going on. It all started last wednesday. I had just got to my house when I noticed my shirt on the floor. WHAT. THE. FUCK
The only person that knew about this shirt was my roommate. I texted him. The following is a transcription of what happened.
"Did you move the shirt?"
"what"
"AARON. DID YOU MOVE THE SHIRT"
"which one"
"THE SHIRT; AARON. THE SHIRT THAT'S ON THE FLOOR"
"oh that yeah it was probably me"
"PROBABLY? SO YOU'RE NOT SURE?"
"look im at work i cant keep answering your stupid questions"
I was freaking out at this point. How the fuck was the chair on the floor? What the fuck is going on?
I picked up the shirt with a Grade A Tactical Shirt Grabber and relocated it into the table.
It happened again the next morning. I woke up and I saw that the shirt was not in the table, but in the floor. The same piece of floor it was on yesterday. Was I going insane? I kicked the shirt across the room onto the table and went back to sleep.
It happened again last morning. The shirt was back to the floor, but now there was a message written on blood on the wall. It read:
SHIRT
This is insane. I had left the shirt on the table. When I did, it was all moved around, but now... It wasn't. It was folded. Perfectly folded. It looked like it had been folded with some kind of folding machine designed to fold unfolded clothes.
Okay. This is seriously mental. I could not let the shirt stay at my house any longer. I put the shirt into a bottle, and drove to the depths of the amazonian jungle. I threw the shirt into some random river (idk what its called) and booked a flight home. When I arrived to my house. I saw it. The shirt. It was on the floor. There was a new message on the wall, but instead of blood, it used vomit.
stop moving me you asshole
guys i dont know what to do no matter what i try it comes back it stays there it goes back there it stays there please help
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
My shit came alive and tried to crawl back up my ass

Hi everybody, I'm David. My wife died six years ago after losing an argument with me that she couldn't drive with her eyes closed. I miss her and her death really builds my character.
Anyway, I was letting out my morning shit and, you know, just generally enjoying myself when I heard this gurgling noise coming from below. I looked down to see this monstrous log of shit squirming and screeching as if it was alive and didn't appreciate being the cast off of my anus.
"Christ alive. What have I been eating?" I said to the empty bathroom.
Being a man without a wife I thought back to my previous 6 years of living on cereal and fudge. Would that cause my excrement to come alive? I wasn't sure as I had never paid much attention in school nor after school.
"LET ME BACK IN!" Screeched my shit, which I now noticed was peppered with small blood shot eyes from tip to tip.
"Excuse me? Let you back in my ass?" I asked, incredulously.
"YES! YES! LET ME IN. I'M NOT DONE YET."
"No thanks, buddy." I replied and went straight for the flush. Hadn't wiped yet, but could do that after this bad boy was off and away.
When the shit saw what I was trying to do it physically lunged up towards my anus using these long, weird, tendrilly type things. Now, this made me scream and jump forwards from the toilet, but of course my pants were still round my ankles and I tripped up, smacking my head, where my brain is, right on to the porcelain sink. It hurt for a second and then I think I went to sleep.
When I woke up I had that blessed moment of thinking it had all just been a horrible dream, that's when I notice my same shit from earlier crawling its way up my leg.
"Fuck off!" I said, as it was really gross.
I tried kicking my legs around and screaming some more.
"I HAVE TO GO BACK!" It kept saying in a screechy voice almost like it was suffocating. "I NEED TO FEED."
Fucking creepy ass shit.
I made a judgement call and shoved a shampoo bottle up my ass so even if he did get close he'd have something to keep him busy for a bit. Then I began to slowly crawl to my gun bucket, with the living shit screaming and crying all the time.
"Dad, are you OK?"
It was Janey. I forgot I had a daughter.
"Janey, I've done a massive shit and it's come to life. It wants to get back inside my ass! Go and fetch me my Smith and Wesson from the gun bucket."
"Ok." Said Janey.
"WAHHHH, WAKKA, WAAHHH." Gurgled the shit once we were alone again. I'd never been good at small talk so I just smiled.
"Here's the gun, dad."
"Thanks Janey."
I took the large revolver from my daughter and shot my fucking ass off. There was no way that thing was coming back inside me.
"WEEEECH, WEEECH." Said the shit. "MY CHILDREN!! MY EGG SACKS!" It continued.
FFS, I said to myself.
This all happened on a Monday at 8:15 in the morning, before I'd even started work.
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Potty Humor
My sleep paralisis demon is dummy thicc

Its almost midnight. I cant sleep. I already watched every porn i could find, and talked to every hot single mom in my area. I layed back on my bed, trying to relax. Tomorrow is chemistry exam, i need to be fresh for it. My body sunk into the bed, and i quickly fell asleep.
I woke up maybe two hours later, wanting to pee, but when i gent to get up, i realised something is really wrong. My body couldnt move. Like i was paralised. Suddenly, from the corner of my eyes i saw something. I couldnt point out what it was, but i could see, it was looking at me with its red, glowing eyes. I started to panic. It came closer, and closer, till my eyes got used to the dark, and i could finally see what it is.
And damn boy, it was dummy thicc. Never in my life had i seen so much cake on one person. Damn that demon had no right looking that 👌 Of course, i winked at it, even going as far as licking my lips while making eye contact, since i couldnt move my other body parts.
To my sadness it looked at me with discust, and quickly dissapeared. I guess im staying single folks.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
My sleep paralysis demon keeps trying to get me to join her pyramid scheme

I wake up every night in a cold sweat to the smell of peppermint essential oils. That's usually when she emerges from the periphery of my vision into full view—impossibly tall, pale rotting skin, and an impeccable "can I speak to your manager" hair cut (although her roots have been growing in lately and it looks awful).
She walks, slow and disjointed over to me until she's standing directly at the end of my bed. "Hey hun," she says. "I've been watching you for a couple nights now, but I think you're so pretty and I was wondering how you'd feel about running your own business? Since I've started, I've cleared up all of my student debt, gone on seventeen trips to the Bahamas, got asked by Joe Biden to be his VP and single-handedly convinced Taco Bell to bring back their spicy potato tacos."
I never answer her, because I have sleep paralysis at the time and that would be unrealistic. When I wake up the next morning, I always find a trial-sized bottle of Arbonne hand lotion under my pillow. This morning, I finally made the mistake of trying it. The lotion was normal enough, and smelled pleasant, but there was something else--I felt an intense, euphoric rush. It's what I imagined heroine might feel like. I spent the entire day in the best mood I've had in months—how could I have waited so long to try it? I decided it would be selfish to keep this secret to myself, so I started telling some of my other friends about this great business opportunity.
Speaking of great business opportunities, are any of you interested in starting your own business and working from. If you need HELP taking control of your life, reach out to ME. Boss babes only, PLEASE!
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Category:Satire
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
My story

This is my story.
It was like any regular day, I woke up, washed my face, brushed my hair. Normal. 
Yet, something would happen that changed me forever. 
It was extremely horrid weather, gunmetal gray skies and rain coming down in buckets. I was going to go out today with a couple of friends, but that was screwed as I didn't exactly feel like getting soaked. In lieu of a social life, I sat on a chair in the living room reading a book. It was cozy with a fire going. Every now and then, I'd check the sliding doors to assess the weather. 
After a few minutes, there was a scratching on the glass. I looked over to the door, nothing there. I looked back to my book, the scratching occurring again. This time, a figure fleeted out of sight. An animal, I extrapolated. Thinking nothing, I continued reading my book. Scratching again. I stood and opened the door, my soaking dog running in. 
"Hadassah!" I said, grabbing an old blanket off the coat rack. I began to dry him and his golden coat, and he began to bark at something behind me. I turned. Nothing was there. "Hush, boy. It's nothing." He continued to bark and I let him, but then his demeanor changed. His tail flopped between his fuzzy legs and his ears dropped back. Once again, I looked behind me. There it was, a twitching humanoid with what looked like a broken neck. He had glossy, black, empty eyes and a grin cut ear to ear. He contorted his body into impossible shapes as he began to near me, quicker than anything moving like that could have. My dog jumped up the stairs, leaving me alone with this monster. I backed away, eventually cornering myself at a wall. I grabbed the fire poker laying next to the fireplace and whipped him with it. Purple, coagulated blood poured from the wound, but nothing deterred it. It seemed to jump towards me, almost teleporting, and reached to me with it's long hands. They were cold as they wrapped around my neck, it's palms clammy and sweaty with excitement. With its other hand, it opened my mouth and it joined its own with mine. I felt air coming out of me, yet I still breathed and still felt. Its face drew away from mine, a white plume of smoke trailing into its mouth. 
It disappeared, and I dropped to the floor. Hadassah ran over and licked my face.
I'm Sarah Palin, and this is my story.
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Category:Satire
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
My strange twin's brother contracted me this morning

I WAS HANGING OUT WITH MY CAR ON XMAS_EVE, I WAS HAVING FUN BUT HE WAS KIND OF BORED. "MEOW" HE SAID, BUT A MEOW THAT REALLY MEANT STFU. I AHDN'T SEEN MY BROTHERS TWIN WHO IS KIND OF STANGE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, IN OVER 36 MOONS BUT HE KNOCKED, KNOCKED KNACKERED UPON MY CHRISTMAS WREATH (DID SOMEONE DIE? WHY THE WREATH BTW?) HE WANTED TO GET ME TO SIGN A CONTRACT TO HELP HIM WITH A HAUL OF ANCIENT ARTIFACTS HE FOUND WHILE METAL DETECTING IN A PIZZA HUT CAR PARK. I SIGNED WITH BLOOD, OR MAYBE ITBWAS A CRAYON I DUNNO. ANYWAY WE FOUND A GANG OF OLD SKELLINGTONS WHO HAD DIES WHILE SAT AROUND AN OLD TABLE, THEY WERE PLAYING POKER, SKELL #4 WAS ON FOR A FLUSH IF ANOTHER DIAMOND CAME DOWN ON THE RIVER, EVEN HIS SKULL COULDN'T HID THIS FACT, SHIT EATING GRIN. ANYWAG WE EACH TOOK A BONE BAG HOME AND NOW I'M NOT LONELY ON NEW YEARS AND HAVE A POKER PLAYER WITH A BAD TELL TO KEEP ME COMPANY. MY BROTHERS TWIN IS EVEN MORE STRANGE NOW THOUGH, HE DECIDED TO LIBE WITH THE WSP DEAD MEN INTO HE CAR PARK, I TARMACED OVER HIM BUT HE ASKED ME TOO.
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Category:Satire
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:English Class Failure
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
My toilet is cool

listen up here. this is important. here is a story of an awesome thing. i once saw my mother and she said i bought you a new toilet. i was like THANKS MAN. but then when i saw the toilet i saw 2 hands of 2 hands coming out of the 2 toilets that a toilet in it. I WAS LIKE HOLY then i ran to my living rooom and sayed to the people of my town HEL ME PLEASE HEL I DO ANYTHING. BUT THEN THEY SEY YU BY YO SELF BY FUUL. i was all like help shit but then i see hands sticking out and i like please dont do this but then i find out it the ghost who try to kill me last time. i said oh no! as i ran to the toilet and took a dump i casted scary evil ghost under the toilet to the sewers and i was so proud of my self. yyyyaaayyy! lol
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Shortpasta
My tomadachi is a yandere

my name is not important but I need to tell this event somehow I was on the internet looking for some 3ds games to play over the spring holiday I looked on some websites and found tomadachi life on Argos I thought 'cool I have miitopia so lets get tomadachi life only to find out the horror it held I picked it up from Argos and ran home to play I made my mii look just like me a girl with the name Sam I made many more after a few days Sam had a crush on jack but Jack already had a girlfriend so when I went to Sam's apartment she said the normal thing "I have a crush on Jack I've got to tell him" I said she could not do it and then she looked almost like she had been in a huge fight with another mii and said to me in a deep voice "why not!" I put pressed the they are taken option she looked angry and heartbroken then she said "by who?" and looked at me with sympathy a type box appeared and I put 'Lucy' she looked at me smiling and said "good to know I think I should pay them a visit hehehe" it the showed Lucy in her apartment then like usual a knock was heard at her door she opened to find Sam stood there they waved to each other so Lucy let Sam in but then only something truly terrifying happened Sam pulled out a knife and plunged it right into Lucy's eye she screamed in pain whilst Sam only laughed maniacally then she tore the knife right out gouging her eye out as well blood covered the floor and knife she did the same to the other eye and finally killing Lucy with a swift throat slit the scene ended it went back to Sam's apartment she still had blood on her but before I could turn the game off Sam spoke to me this time in a deep insane voice "sorry I was busy dealing with some problems I better was off the paint" 'paint' I thought I left a few minutes and saw Jack at Lucy's apartment now looking at the bloody body of his now dead girlfriend Lucy "no Lucy I will never forget you my first love Sam then walked in telling her feeling and Jack denied saying in a deep corrupted voice "I know what you did to her you yandere murderer find someone else to love cause I will soon be joining Lucy up in the stars" and ran away crying it took me to the island apartments I looked at Jack's and saw he hung himself I froze 'what the hell' I saw Sam mad I watched as she walked around her apartment till she looked at me "you caused HIM to die you monster I will kill you" I turned my 3ds off and pulled the game out ad burned it "what the hell was that I was not playing tomadachi life it looked like a tomadachi life horror film." I know tell this cause I still feel like Sam is still around me waiting for the right moment to kill me all I think about then was 'my tomadachi was a yandere!!!.'
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Suicide
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Category:English Class Failure
My totally alive child is the cutest

I love my little girl (who is alive and well) so much! I often tell strangers details about her appearance. Like today she was looking very beautiful in a way that had an underlying creepiness to it like long blonde hair and absent eyes or whatever. I always talk about how my child looks, it's normal to me.
Oh yeah and she looks just like her mother, a woman I love but there is a certain distance between us for no specific reason at all it's not like anything happened to our child or anything. Today I was wandering aimlessly around the house at midnight (I'm not scared of the dark - in fact I am a pretty big guy, at least 6'8" and ruggedly handsome if I do say so myself) and I saw my daughter standing in the hallway.
She said little daughter things like "Daddy I love you" but also things that seem a little bit off in this specific context but not so strange that you would think something was wrong like "Daddy I'm cold", to which I replied father things like "Ok baby I'm sorry you're cold I told you to not wander around the house barefoot and dripping wet with what looks like mysterious pond water". I got back into bed and my wife asked what happened and I didn't tell her. Why didn't I tell my wife? Because my daughter, ladies and gentlemen, is dead because she fell into a pond or whatever 10 years ago.
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Category:Satire
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta