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Zelda: Night of Pain

This creepy pasta was based on a real event. Some of the content may be over-dramatic. I assure you this creepy pasta is something I'll never forget. I hope you enjoy reading this little article.
One day I found a emulator call Project 64. This was probably one the best N64 emulators around. It wasn't half bad by one full experience of N64. So I was looking online to see how improve the emulator. I came across something called Glide 64. I was impressed, it almost simulated the N64 graphics perfectly. I came across in the advanced options there is something called texture dump. Curious, I went online to see what was.
I came across community texture pack that looked awesome, like the 3DS version Ocarina of Time. I played it for a while but I got bored, and found a ROM for Majora's Mask. I enjoyed the good quality, and played it for about two weeks. The only problem with it was that it glitched out one of the textures, like Link's Sword. As a gamer I get a little bit irritated by small things like that.
So I continue on Microsoft Word and I looked at the files, I saw Link's Sword's textures data was and how little with some scenarios of shading. So I fixed the GPS feature my Amd Card, and that fixed the problem. And everything was good for another week. I was finally at the Fire Temple on our present time. I saved it but nothing happened. Tomorrow I turned it back on and all the textures looked like they were from the Fire Temple. But it took the shading from the fire.
I continued onwards and it didn't affect anything. For some odd reason, the game started to look like a Rom Hack, like things were misplaced couldn't find any keys and such. And now you're going say this didn't happen, or I used hacks or something. The funniest part about this is there was a fat Link. It was sort of like when you see Links reflection but is just the like the clone cheat code. The game is doing it repetitively with a few dozen weird mixtures of Links, and after a while I was laughing my head off at those funny as hell sprites.
Eventually all those Links suddenly became NPC's and started attacking me. And at the last part, a weird high-pitched scream made me blackout for second. I can picture it perfectly in my mind. I have tried replicating the same actions I did. I went to system restore, I reversed the clock, I did everything. I walked, and even watched the same, shows nothing but ETA.
It never worked again for me. Yes I know you can show proof like screen capture stuff. And others also do that. I could probably do something but this just seemed like a weird mashed up glitch.
This was a true story...
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Zelda Gets Cheated On

It was a normal day in Hyrule, the king was watching pron, Link was playing Fortnite and Zelda was on Tinder looking for a hot girlfriend-free male that is 20 to 26 years old, Zelda swiped right on a sexy beast named "Princess Lover 2000". "FUCK YEAH!!" screamed Zelda in a dance of excitement. Link after hearing this loud scream of joy, then got a victory royal in Fortnite and went down stairs to Zelda. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID TINDER USING LOOSER!!" screamed Link out of anger, Zelda then punched Link in the groan. "I WILL GET MY REVENGE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!" shouted Link throwing a fit like a 6 year old at Wal Mart wanting a $1 candy bar when at the cashier. Zelda then called Link a stupid fucking Peter Pan knock off. Link was FURIOUS and went to snitch on Zelda like a little bitch boy to the king. Link walks up to the king and says: "ZELDA IS UGLY AND GETS NO GIRLFRIEND-FREE MEN, please ground her like Boris does to Cayloo in those GoAnimate videos I watch unironically" the king says: "What have I told you mah boy? snitches don't get any bitches"
Link then pulls a toilet out from under his ass and smashed the king with it. shattering it and leaving a shit ton of glass on the king, forcing him to go to the hospital and spend $23242 because American health care system.
Link was given a pass because the cop thought he had a nice ass (Which is not true by the way). 
Cut to a week later and Zelda is getting ready for her super cool date with Princess Lover 2000, they decided to go to Olive Garden because the donut lord said it was good as fuck.
Zelda arrived 10 minutes early so she waited.
10 minutes later Princess Lover 2000 arrived, turns out he was the super funny YouTuber 'Scott The Woz'.
"Hey all, Scott here!" said Scott, Zelda then said: "You're hot as fuck!" Scott then replied: "Thanks, you're even hotter. Also Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash, THAT GAME BLOWS!!"
Scott then excuses himself to the bathroom.
Link was Scott's boyfriend so he did Link in the men bathroom while filming it to send to "that bitch Zelda".
Zelda got a alert on her Samsung Galaxy S9 and saw this nsfw video.
Zelda was so angry, her anger power was of a billion Angry Birds times 50.
After Link and Scott left the bathroom, Zelda beat their asses Matt from Wii Sports style and hired a escort for the night.
Zelda then had a great time with Super Mario and they did the fun.
THE END
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Zelda Skyward Sword

I've loved Zelda games all my life,but after what happened one day. I was at the store and my mom let me let Zelda:Skyward Sword. I was excited to play it! When I got home I turned on the wii and got started. The game somehow skipped the intro and insted had a scene of Link talking to Zelda. Link seemed angry and Zelda seemed sad. The sky was blood red and the ground was set on fire. I was like "my only words are really Nintendo?!". Link said something like (first off when does Link speek?!) anyway he said this "I hate you,Zelda" I was like woooohhhhh thats harsh. Zelda grabbed a dagger from her pocket that looked to realistic to be in a video game. She used that dagger and killed everyone in Skyloft. Hyper realistic blood ran from the bodies. I was dumbfound on this. Screen went black and had a voice that said "Death is a matter of time,your life is a curse to Hyrule and the real world" I was creeped out. After 56 seconds it cut to Zelda crying. She lifted her head eyeless then slowly begain to smile. that lasted for about 2 minutes. It suddenly went to static and The new bad guy Girahim took his sword and stabbed himself then it cut to Link crying. He lifted his face and attacked the screen but the scratches were words. It said "We hate you...". I was crying. It went to a white screen and words popped up that said ,Run hide we will still find you. The wii turned off and it always paused at The Legend of Zelda:Skyward Sword. I know they will find me one day,I know it.
Thanks for reading!
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Zelda Twilight Princess: DEAD

A long time ago I found a cheap copy of Ledgend Of Zelda Twilight Princes I played and compleated it so many times. A few days ago it started to act weird. First the game took along time to load like 5 mins to start up I just thougt it was just a glitch. Yesterday I got to the Temple of Time and got to the boss room. The game acted like I did not have the boss key when I did. I kept trying then game frozed and when I booted up the game It showed me going into the boss room. When I got there nothing happen and there was no sounds but driping noises. "Drip" "Drip "Drip" and I started to look around and saw Zelda dead hanging from the roof. I started to shot all my stuff at her. I heard a big bang of thunder and my power went out. Every thing but my tv was off with the image of Zelda stuck on it. It looked like her face was melting and link screamed. My tv started messing up like it mostly does so I couldnt turn it off. The power came on and the picture was gone. I grabed my phone and called nintendo. I asked them about it the hanged up fast. Few hours later I got a call saying to get rid of the game. I did not do that all I did was played windwaker. It would not load. I looked at my memory card and all my zelda saves showed a picture of zelda coverd in blood. and titled dead. I tryed to delete the files but I couldent. I did not get rid of the games, memory card, or gamecube. I just kept it setting on my self.
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Zero man hide and seek

Hello everyone, my name's Godfrey, I was born in Boston, but now I'm living in Brazil, well, yesterday I died 42 times in a row, it sounds strange, but I will explain everything.
One day, in Boston, I was playing The Witcher 2: Enhacened Edition, it was the only game that I could play because I was at vacation with my redneck cousins, they don't have internet at their house.
At that moment I only had one game bought on GoG: The Witcher 2, I have a lot of games in Steam, but I need internet for Steam.
In the game there are like three scenes of sex, the first scene appeared, I was hormone-filled twenty-year-old at that time, so I was very horny.
Suddenly a message pooped out, it said: "Oh you horny basturd", then a lot of photos of naked woman appeared, I masturbated so hard that I catched fire, I was dead.
Remember, don't be too horny or you will catch fire.
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ZestyVlad65535

One afternoon I opened Minecraft Alpha 1.2.6. It was my first time ever playing one of the older versions. Until now, I just played the latest version, but a friend of mine told me that the older versions are better. 
I created my world and started with the usual: getting wood. I got wood, but I saw something odd. A tree was missing its trunk, like someone else chopped it down. I ignored it and got to the top of a hill, where I saw a flower patch spelling "V" and the shape of a dick. I also saw a dick made of dirt with a torch on the tip. I tried to shrug that off too, but I couldn't. I kept seeing dirt dicks that were 3 blocks tall.
 
It was noon, so I decided to build a house. I didn't finish it though, and night struck, so I hid in the ground. I did die because of a creeper, but I respawned and waited until morning. I saw the sun rise, and I got out of my hiding spot. Near the spawn was a mine, so I decided to go there since I hadn't gotten stone yet. I went down there, and I saw another dirt dick, covered in torches, with a sign. The sign read something in Romanian, which I understand, so here's the translated text: You have 5 minutes left until I catch you and I fuck you. It was written in all caps. When wanting to exit the mine, it was night, so I stayed there until it was morning. Before the sun rose, I heard a very loud noise. It sounded like a very slow and low pitched scream, so I got back in the mine. 
Finally, it was morning. I exited the mine, and I made my way to my home, only to find, once again, a dirt dick with a sign that read: I want to fuck, I like to fuck. Vlad, I'm destroying you (My name is Vlad). I was really pissed off by the structure ruining my view, so I destroyed it. Suddenly, I started hearing the weird noise from earlier again. A player appeared in front of me with a skin that resembled my real-life look. I ran away, and it got foggier, but I couldn't escape.
In the end, it appeared in front of me once again, and I heard something along the lines of "Is that dick good?" Then it ran towards me, and my game crashed. I think I got fucked by it. A text file appeared in my .minecraft folder, called ZestyVlad65535, with nothing inside. I guess that's its name. Since then, I haven't visited that world, not even the version, not even Minecraft.
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Zoe

The world is nothing, fear fills the air and dilutes the brain, driving us all towards madness.
Fear, it is like a drug, bringing a high, driving you forwards, forcing you to fight for your life, or flee like a cowering dog...
True fear is everything, and everyone. Terror, ethereal and beautiful...
I felt it as he forced me to the ground, his cruel sneer causing me to tremble, to shake in utter terror... but this terror, it gave me a satisfaction...
Am I sick? Am I a freak? I ask myself that every day....
My fear was truly divine, as was the sweet ambrosia of my agony as he forced himself upon me... As he beat me, and left me for dead...
My pain made me strong, gave me something to grasp with both hands as my life faded away...
I could feel such fear, such agony... Oh it was like the nectar of the gods... Such perfect suffering...
He allowed me to experience something so beautiful, a gift from the darkest recesses of the human soul...
So now I walk the earth again... My skin sallow, my body broken... Never knowing safety, never knowing comfort...
Enjoying every moment of perfect agony... I will find him again...
I will find him, and I will find others... And I shall give them the same gift he gave me...
Fear and pain.... Oh how sweet it truly is...
I must share this joy...
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Zoe Doesn't Want to Play Anymore

For fans of Sesame Street many will think of Elmo or Bert or even Cookie Monster when they imagine anything remotely sinister in the show - ignoring one of the more recent and dangerous elements of the show.
Zoe.
Zoe, a seemingly harmless creature, is in fact a demon, one which has successfully merged with Sesame Street, transforming what was once a childhood dream into a nightmare.
I know this because I had the misfortune of watching an episode of Sesame Street which was never aired to the public - an episode which never would have been seen at all had it not been pirated and leaked onto the web.
The episode has moved across the web in varied forms, being shutdown several times but cropping up again in new websites or accounts - the quality always pretty terrible but still giving an in-sight into the horrors that I saw.
The first sign that the episode was unusual was a total lack of the iconic Sesame Street song, just a close-up of a dirty sign reading "Sesame Street" - the letters faded and the sign itself looking as if it was going to fall off at any point.
The scene then broke into a static burst that made me jump, disappearing to reveal Elmo and his blanket. Elmo was sitting on his bed holding his blanket and crying; his red fur seemed to be falling out and he kept his head buried in the blanket as he trembled uncontrollably.
Another static burst broke the scene, disappearing to reveal Zoe in the room with Elmo. The two engaged in a tug of war with the blanket, Elmo yelling at Zoe to stop while she yelled back at Elmo to "shut up" The intensity of the argument was very off for what was such a light-hearted show, and despite both being puppets there was an unmistakable malice in the way they tugged and pulled- their voices loud and frightening, in stark contrast to how they normally were.
Yet another static burst broke the scene before disappearing, this time revealing Zoe and Elmo engaged in what looked like a physical confrontation - Zoe choking and slamming Elmo against the ground repeatedly as Elmo yelled out "Stop it Zoe! Stop!"
Then without warning, Zoe stopped, Elmo now below the camera and out of view. Zoe looked straight into the camera with unblinking eyes. It was at this point I felt the hairs on the back of my neck rise and a shiver run down my spine as she spoke directly to the audience:
"Zoe doesn't want to play anymore..."
The static burst once again broke the scene and before I could quite react I was greeted to a blank screen, deciding I was either crazy or someone had played a joke on me. I tried to rewind the clip and played it.
The screen remained blank but I heard Zoe's voice, crystal clear despite the black screen:
"Zoe doesn't want to play anymore..."
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ZombiU: Cursed Edition

Alright, we know about ZombiU, right? No? To sum it up in poor grammar, Wii U title, survival horror, zombies, black guys, and more. I happened to go to this store and some guy gave me the game for free. "But I don't have a Wii U" I said. He gave me the premium free as well. I hooked up the Wii U, waited for the Day 1 update to install for 2 hours. Since time was flying by, I put the game in the Playstation 3 and there was a screen that says, "ARE YOU THAT POOR?!? BUY A WII U TO PLAY THIS GAME!!!" The update finished, and I can finally play the Wii U game on the Wii U instead of breaking the disc. When the game was done loading, THE TITLE SCREEN WASN'T FILLED WITH BLOOD!!! IT WAS FILLED WITH FLOWERS!!!! Well, I guess Easter IS coming up so... Pedophile Easter Rabbit zombies? Nah. Too cliché. Anyways, the game started up, and I had no weapons. I HAD A CHOCOLATE BAR WITH PEANUT BUTTER ON TOP!!! I was asked nicely to get the kid his Pokémon cards back from a bully. TOO SCARY FOR ME!!! A zombie slowly approached me and he was giving me a teddy bear and cookies with warm milk. The zombie also was singing "Happy Birthday" to me. In fact, all of the zombies have been doing that. Once I attacked that zombie, it didn't attack me, it said, "OUCH! That hurt, I'm telling mummy on you, big meanie!!" Wow. Those words are pretty haunting. That's not the worst part, tough. ONE OF THE ZOMBIES WAS RONALD MCDONALD AND HE WASN'T EVEN A ZOMBIE!! HE JUST STARED AT ME AND SAID, "You should smile more! And maybe smoke alot of WEED, MOTHAHFUGGAH!!!" I then hit the "zombie" and then, my 2nd grade teacher caught me in the act and said, "Nuh uh uuh. You know hitting someone is very wrong. Detention for the whole recess." That's when I then saw a confetti PowerPoint background, with big, percing black font that said the most haunting words I can't even imagine. It said...
"Make sure you brush your teeth every night you go to bed!"
I then took the game out of the Wii U, and broke the game disc. Then, I took a good look at the game cover and, oh lord. I can't even explain what it looked like...
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Zombie Chicken

No one is certain how this abomination came to be... the soul of a Great Old One in the body of a chicken! Perhaps it was a failed sacrifice. Perhaps it was an incomplete summoning. All that is known for certain is that the zombie chicken stalks the countryside in search of its victims. That which is dead can never die, and so no weapon avails against this lurid livestock; this fiendish fowl; this egg layer of the end times! Beware, lest ye be pecked to pieces by this pernicious poultry. The most pleasant and peaceful rural drive can quickly become a doom laden descent into the cackling heart of madness!
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Zombie Dream

I had a dream that I was on a train to the hospital.
In the hospital, I was informed by this beret-capped black man that there is a disease that makes you turn into a zombie, if you sneeze more than once.
Immediately, after he said so, he sneezed four times. His eyes went to the back of his skull, his mouth started foaming, and had blood coming out of his nose.
For some reason he couldn't move around the stretcher in front of him, so I grabbed a giant syringe and stabbed the side of his head. It somehow managed to pierce both of his eyeballs, like a shish-kabob.
Then I woke up, and sneezed four times.
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Zombie Fish

My aunt and ubcle used to have a tamk of goldfish fish in their kitchen. One day that came home and found one had jumped out of the tank and dried onto the floor in the sun. My uncle had the idea to do fish mouth to mouth and ran it ubder a tap forcing water through it's gills. The fish came back to life and he put it back into the tank. Over the next few weeks it lost all the scales on the side that had stuck to the floor then proceded to kill and eat every other fish in the tank with it. Now they just have a tank with one zombie fish in it that eats anytbing else they try to add.
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Zombie Gorilla XTREME GOTY GORILLA EDITION

I was on Steam talking to my friend. He said the TF2 EOTL (Love and War) update is now live. I downloaded it and checked the Steam Store. There was a game called Zombie Gorilla XTREME GOTY GORILLA EDITION that was released and went on sale for 100% off for 3 days but I got to keep it! I downloaded it. It was 250 Megabytes. But because of Steam's Compression I only had to download 100 MB. I loaded it up. THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE GAME TYCOON 1.5! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE GAME WOULDN'T CLOSE UNTIL IT CRASHED! Then I uninstalled it and Steam removed it off of the store. Then a legit version came on same thing. I downloaded it. It was a cheap rip-off of L4D. It's L4D Shit Edition On The Same Engine But With Gorillas With No DLC And Bullshit. THEN THERE WAS BULLSHIT! Then a strange game named Pokemon Ghostly Poop Brown appeared on my desk! (Shameless self promotion: Check.) Since I read my trollpasta of it I QUICKLY BURNT IT. Then Valve saw how shitty it was and pulled it off. It also may have been because of the haunted Pokemon Game that comes with it. But I don't really know. Valve also un-installed it off of everybodies computers and removed it from their libraries. Then it went back to normal. THEN I BROKE A HOT-TUB AND THEN BLOOD CAME OUT! But that's a story for another day. OH NO THE GAME IS BACK! Oh wait it's gone. Hey it's coming back on and going off again! Like a teenager! I can't wait for it's Relationship status to It's Complicated! Hahaha! Wait, they just renamed it to Zambie Apes. Like that'll work. It didn't. I knew it. I know! I think I'll write a Trollpasta on this! That's a good idea! If fact why not write what I'm saying right now too! Before I do that let me go on YouTube. OH NO A VIDEO ABOUT FACEBOOK! THAT'S FUCKING SCARY! I'M GONNA WRITE THE TROLLPASTA NOW!
Then I wrote this trollpasta. There's no real ending to this. It's all bullshit. I gotta piss.
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