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Vle the spongebob the kilk

once upon a time, in a world filled with demons and other supernatural creatures, there lived a particularly stupid demon named vle the spongebob the kilk, or simmpally vle. vle had always dreamed of being a graet and feared demon, but unfortunately for him, he was incredibly dumb and always failed at everything he tried to do.
 
despite his incompetence, vle was determied to make a name for himself as a kilk of humans. He would sneak into villages and towns under the cover of darkness, seeking out his unsuspecting victims. but every time he tried to attack someone, something would go wrong.
 
one night, vle snuck into a small village and spotted a young woman walking alone. he jumped out from behind a tree and brandished his rusty sword, only to trip over a rock and fall flat on his face. The woman laughed at him and ran away, leaving vle feeling humiliated and angry.
 
undeterred, vle tried again the next night. this time, he crept up behind an old man and prepared to strike him down. But as he lifted his sword, he accidentally hit himself in the head and knocked himself unconscious. the old man simply walked away, shaking his head in disbelief.
 
night after night, vle continued his unsucesful attempts to kill humans. He fell into pits, got stuck in trees, and even managed to accidentally set himself on fire. His fellow demons laughed at him and mocked him for his failures, but vle would never want to give up.
 
finally, one day, vle killed someone. he was trying to push tihs dude off a cliff but he tripped and fell, and as he feel, he sweepkicked the dude off the cliff on accident.
 
vle killed that man, and one day he might come for u to. just dont be ready because he might loose.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Voicemail

Hello, good sir! My name is Dickle Darius the third. I was calling you to tell you to change your horrible fucking voicemail- Jesus fucking Christ, dude! What if somebody wants to fucking hire you and they get that bullshit? Cmon! Where's the professionality here? You dumbass. You're never gonna get a fucking job with a voicemail like that! Anyways, I was just really calling you to tell you you're a fucking dick, piece-of-shit asshole! Anyways, bye, I love you!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Rants
Category:Shortpasta
Void

Rumor has it that every Halloween during the hours of 2am and 5am, there exists a void. You must stand in front of a mirror in a pitch black room with your gaze fixated on the mirror. If you remain in the room when the moment arrives, you will feel a chill seize your body. Place your right hand on the mirror and whisper "I accept." If done correctly, in the mirror there will be a faint image of a fleshless infant with pitch black eyes. He will stare directly into your soul and you will hear the buzzing of flies and nervous whispering. You will not be able to make out the image in the mirror but you will be filled with unspeakable terror. The infant will ask you five questions about events that have occurred within your life. His voice will sound like the rubbing of sandpaper and will be devoid of all emotion. For each question that you answer incorrectly, one of your five senses will be consumed. For each question that is answered correctly, you will be able to recite the name of someone you know. That person will be found dead the next morning, after a night of unimaginable horror, with their flesh removed and their eyes missing.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Voldemort.exe

I was an intern at Hogwarts when I suddenly bumped into Severus Snape and he dropped a CD. It said "Voldemort.exe" on the cover in black Sharpee marker. I decided to pop it into my broom and see what was on it. The only file on it was a executable file by the name of Voldemort.exe. Makes sense. I cast Openinus Filius on it and to what it was. First it showed Harry Potter and Hermione Granger in a dark room with hyper-realistic Unicorn blood all over. I passed it off as a glitch and continued watching. Hermione cast Thenina Skeletionia Popedoutus on Harry and he became hyper-realistic and hyper-realisticly exploded. Then Hermione turned into Quirrell and then into Dumbledore then Snape and then McGonagall then Hagrid then Pomfrey then finally into Voldemort. He then hyper-realisticly laughed a hyper-realistic laugh and then hyper-realisticly exploded too. I started to wonder if this was just one of Peeve's sick jokes but I passed it off as a glitch and continued watching. Suddenly, Harry was back at the Dursley's but everyone's face was Voldemort's. Even Voldemort's face was now Voldemort's face. Then Dudley with Voldemort's face threw a hyper-realistic tortoise with Voldemort's face at Harry with Voldemort's face and he hyper-realisticly exploded again. Then a skeleton popped out with Voldemort's face and who was phone? Then there was a hyper-realistic flash of green light like in Harry's memories but instead of a cold laugh, it was Uncle Vernon hyper-realisticly screaming. Then I saw myself in the Mirror of Erised but my face looked like Voldemort's. Wait my greatest desire is to have the face of Voldemort? Whut? Anyway I passed it off as a glitch and continued watching. Then there was the same dark room but Voldemort was standing there with Voldemort's face and he sed "Ur Next". And then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out with Voldemort's face and who was phone?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:File Extensions
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Wall of Text
Voo Doo Doctor

It was a cold winter day I was walking through the forest and I heard screaming. I looked around but nothing was there I just kept walking suddenly I felt dizzy I tried to keep my balance but fell over I looked up and I saw a small toy next to me I ran away from that place I ran to my house and locked the door
The next morning I was sitting in bed I was about to brush my teeth but I looked in the mirror and I saw a lot of scars on my face
I was running to my parents room but they weren't there
I opened the door and saw two dead bodies on the floor
I fell back and screamed suddenly something stabbed me in the back it was a needle
It was in my hand though
Did I just stab myself
I remember a few days before there death my mom and dad were arguing they would have killed each other I felt like killing myself
I felt madness going through my veins I didn't fell like the sporty girl that I used to be but know I feel like a mad person
I was walking in the forest because I was trying to run away (or at least see if slenderman would take me) but I had to go back
==CURRENT DAY==
today the police are seeing who did this they could tell it was a murder but they don't think it's possible for them to kill each other
Cop: we'll we have the fingerprints and it says that it's you
Me: how is that possible I was asleep the whole time
I was crying
Cop: I'm afraid that you'll have to go to a mental hospital
Me: this isn't fair it wasn't me
Again I felt rage and madness I suddenly grabbed a kind and stabbed the cop they all had there guns to me I had about three knifes and I threw them all at them
While I was running away from all the dead bodies I tripped over a rock and cut myself
As I was running I saw a note on a tree I just kept running I stabbed every live thing I saw I kept a smile in my face the whole time
Eventually I got tired and at down there was a lot of blood on my hands this madness in my head wasn't going to stop I was a monster people feared me I have dolls of everyone including you
And everywhere I go there will be blood
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
W00SH

I WAS IN DIS DER HOUSE AND I HERD A W00SH. I WAS LEIK "IT WAS THE WIND" BUT IT WAS A GOST. IT ATED ME AND IT WAS SKAREE.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Im died
Category:Old Shit
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
W2lfr3

This is the story of W2lfr3… Get a new pair of pants while your at it!
There was a boy called Mike. He liked to play Drawn To Life… A LOT. Except there was a problem, He didn’t own a Nintendo DS which meant he had to play on an emulator. One day while he was playing Drawn To Life, he noticed a small glitched out Wilfre in place of the Shadow Crawler in deadwood. He simply thought this was the emulators problem and he continued to play… Except, He couldn’t. The game froze. He closed the emulator and noticed that the game’s file, DrawnToLife.NDS, changed to UCantRun.NDS. But he decided to ignore this. He restarted the game only to find out that Jowee’s eyes were gouged out on the title screen and instead of the text “Draw!” it displayed “Die…”. Mike shrugged and opened his save file, When he opened it he was immediately greeted with a cut scene. Except, this was no normal cut scene, why? Because it was talking to him! Mike felt a cold, sharp chill run down his spine. Then suddenly after the cut scene was over he got BSOD with the message “W2lfr3IsComing.NDS Has Had To Make An Unexpected Shutdown. To Prevent Corruption W2lfr3 Will Kill You…” When he read the end he suddenly turned of his computer and went to his friends house to play New Super Mario Bros Wii. When they got to the final boss, instead of Bowser it was W2lfr3. Mike’s friend then shouted at Mike “WHAT THE **** IS THAT!? WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ******* GAME!” W2lfr3 laughed at them and said in a twisted, mangled voice “You Can’t Run! You Can Try But You Will Die!”. When Mike heard this he quickly ran out of the house dropping the Wii-mote and back home. Once he got home he quickly ducked under the covers only to feel something… fuzzy. He looked at the black fuzz for a bit and thought back to Drawn To Life, and then he remembered… This was shadow. He then heard a distorted scream behind him. He quickly turned around and saw W2lfr3. Mike the exclaimed “What Are You!”, W2lfr3 then shook his head and said “silly human.” and killed him in a flash. No one heard of Mike again. Except for one night, when Mike’s friend decided to play Drawn To Life, as he commenced through Rapocity he found a character named Mike, Except Mike wasn’t a Raposa, he was a human. When his friend finished the level Mike said “Watch Out, W2lfr3 is coming.”
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Vidya games
Category:Collab
WARNING: NEVER COPY VIDEO GAMES

== How it happened ==
I tried copying data from Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World, you know, the one where it's All-Stars but they added Super Mario World to the cartridge as well. I thought everything went fine when it finished the copy, but then I tried to run the ROM...
== The Incident ==
I started playing the game, but something was kind of weird. The usual chatter at the beginning wasn't there, it sounded more like angry grunting; I skipped past all that shit and went to the game select menu, which played out as normal. I was trying to pick my game when all the sudden the music stopped on a dime and a strange screen appeared telling me about how "it's against the law to copy video games." I was disappointed in my lack of success, but then something else happened soon after. A weird sound started playing and I saw something flashing onscreen, and it started becoming warped. But then the screen showed a giant picture of who I thought was Mario, but I could hardly tell because it flashed for about a second and then froze on a black screen. I waited for a long time for something else to happen, but nothing did. I'm fucking scared right now. Nintendo put this into the game?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
WATERWRAITH VS PATRIXXX

SO I WAS PLAYING PIKMIN 2 WHEN DA WATERWAITH KILED MY PIKMIN AND DEN IT JUMPED OUT OF DA SCREN AND DEN PATRIX APPEARS AND THEY FOUGHT! THE WATERWAITH USED THE WATER BLAST WHILE PATRIXXX USED THE GOAR FEST AND I DIED!
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
WEIRD ROOM

ONCE I WENT INTO MY ROOM. THERE WERE BLOOD STAINS EVERYWHERE. AND IN MY JOURNAL THERE WAS A HYPER REALISTIC PICTURE OF JEFF AND IT SAID YOU MUST DIE. JEFF CAME IN AND HE ATE PART OF MY ARM. TEH END.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
WHAT THE HELL

YESTERDAY MORNING, I OPENED MY DOOR AND KANYE WEST WAS ON MY FRONT PORCH TELLING ME I STOLE KIM KARDASHIAN FROM HIM.
FIRST OFF, WHAT THE HELL IS A KIM KARDASHIAN? IS IT LIKE AN XBOX OR SOMETHING? DO YOU PLUG IT INTO THE WALL?
ANYWAY, I WASN'T PROPERLY DRESSED AND MY BUTT AND HALF OF MY PENIS WAS OUT, SO I TOLD KANYE I HAD TO GO BECAUSE WHY WOULD I WANT ANYBODY TO SEE MY BUTT AND PENIS? WTF?
THE WHOLE ENCOUNTER WAS WEIRD. SO I GOT IN THE SHOWER BECAUSE I HAVE GOOD HYGIENE AND NEXT THING I KNOW, DRAKE BUSTS INTO MY BATHROOM AND SAYS "MAKE THAT THANG WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE, AND JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE. CALL THAT NICKI MINAJ."
I WAS MORTIFIED. WHY WERE ALL THESE CELEBRITIES TRYING TO ACCESS MY HOUSE?
I JUMPED OUT OF THE SHOWER WINDOW OUT OF FEAR AND RAN AND RAN AND RAN. NEXT THING I KNOW, THE POLICE ARE CHASING ME BECAUSE MY BALLSACK IS OUT AND DANGLING. AFTER THEY SHOT ME 24 TIMES BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT'S AMERICA, THEY ARRESTED ME.
I TOLD THE POLICE CHIEF THE STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED BUT HE CALLED ME A LIAR AND SHOT ME AGAIN. THEN THEY TOOK ME TO MY CELL WHERE THEY PROCEEDED TO SHOOT ME 11 MORE TIMES.
THE POLICE CHIEF SAID THAT SINCE MY STORY IS SO OUTRAGEOUS, THE ONLY WAY THEY WILL LET ME OUT OF PRISON IS IF THIS STORY GETS AT LEAST 100 COMMENTS. IF NOT, THEY WILL SENTENCE ME. HELP ME, PLEASE!!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
WHO WAS PHONE?

__NOEDITSECTION__
A so-horrible-it's-amazing creepypasta which became a staple of /x/ and inspired countless variations. The phrase "who was phone" remains a favorite joke among /x/-philes.
==The Pasta==
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
==Original Version==
:This version is far less known, but it apparently predates the above version.
oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says "no i she likes it more if you use the other hand... yeah" and your alllike "oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you" and then she's like... "i don't have a dad.." or whatever... but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
==Visual dramatization==
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Memes
Category:SUGGESTED READING
Category:Classics
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
WHO WAS SPONGEBOB?

So ur in the Krusty Krab and the phone rings and your all like hello hello whos there, but it hangs up, and spongebobs all like heh nice try squidward "the phone will ring and there will be no one there" ha you crack me up, and your all like but spongebob, im not doing this
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!!!11
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Category:One sentence
WINDEXX

How about mine...
Once there was this beautiful flower lady who died of an illness at this very hospital. That night, a security guard was doing his rounding on the second level... on a distant, he heard a faint sound...
psst...
he could smell a faint aroma of the lavender... he remembered about the flower lady who had died on this level. The ward was somewhere towards the end of the hall but he brush away the thought of ghosts and such... he continued walking...
psst!
the sound had gotten stronger and the smell of the lavender grew heavier... feeling a bit scared, he decided to walk faster...
psst!!!
this time the hissing got even louder and the aroma get even more heavy. The guard felt like he was getting near to something or even... somebody... he looked ahead... then he realized he was getting near the ward where the flower lady died... he keep on walking...
psST!
he sensed something was wrong as he approached the ward... he began praying as he walked trying to ignore the ghostly thought...
and soon as he stood in front of the ward... 
PSST!!!
He heard that the sound was just above him and the smell was so strong...
he looked up...
slowly...
slowly...
and... (ready?)
scroll down...
damn it! stupid air refresherner!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
WORST MOST BLOODY HORROR DAY IN THE WORLD

THIS IS THE STORY OF THE WORST MOST BLOODY HORROR DAY IN THE WORLD. 2 KIDS FOUND IT AND THEY NEVER GOT OUT ALIVE. ALL DAY LONG THEY WERE GETTING STABBED BY GUYS LIKE IN SCREAM. ALL OF THE SCREAM GUYS WERE COMING OUT OF CABINETS AND ROLLING AROUND STABBING THE KIDS. THEY TRIED TO CALL THE POLICE BUT THE POLICE WERE SCREAM GUYS TOO. THEN THEY OPENED UP A BOX THAT THEY THINK WOULD HAVE SANDWICHES IN IT BUT THERE IS SO MANY SCREAM GUYS COMING OUT THAT THE 2 KIDS DROWNED IN ALL THE KNIFES. THEY WERE SO STABBED THAT THERE WAS NOT EVEN DUST LEFT OF THESE KIDS!
Category:Ghastly Macaroni
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
WPKEPKW

A friend told me a rumor she heard about an unusual video on YouTube. Here is what she told me:
"I heard a story about a cursed video on YouTube. If you search for, 'wpkepkw', sometimes the video will show up. I tried searching for it, but I always get no results."
I tried searching for it several times, but I wasn't able to find anything.
I continued to hear more rumors about the video:
Some people claimed that it was the video of someone just before they died on camera. Others said that it was a government expirement gone wrong, and the person in the video was trying to confess something.
All of the stories said that the video was cursed. I read that some people saw the video, but they said it only showed up once. So whenever I searched for it, I recorded my screen.
I finally saw the video, but on the surface, it wasn't as scary as I thought.
But for some reason I was too scared to search for it again. I felt unsafe watching it.
After watching, I went to his YouTube channel. I tried looking at the channel later, but I couldn't find it.
Afterwards, I was on my computer and that image kept appearing on my screen. I grabbed my iPhone to record what was happening. I wasn't prepared for what happened.
After recording, I am going to delete all traces of the video from my computer.
I am hoping this will undo the curse. I don't want to know anymore about this video. Watching the original video may curse you like it did me.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Shortpasta
WWE All Deads

I wanted to share this story before I bleed to death.
It all started when I downloaded PPSSPP, to those that don't know it's a PSP or Playstation Portable Emulator.
I'm a big wrestling game fan but i'm broke as fuck so I elected to download WWE All Stars for free for PSP.
I found an ISO on a shady site in russian with a black background and white text. The download button merely included the game's title in english and text just below the button in russian I couldn't understand, here is a copy and paste of it. "Крепление в тонкий джим. о, да!" Again, no idea what it meant.
Anyway the game was surprisingly fucking huge and I had slow internet so it took a long ass time to download it.
When it finished I began the game, the menu loading and being greeted by John Cena to the right.
I wanted to do a exhibition match to to test out the game first and once I got to the roster screen I saw that I had everyone but Macho Man Randy Savage...
Which is weird because he's usually unlocked directly from the start.
Ignoring this I decided to do a fight between Hulk Hogan and John Cena.
The match began and I began laying into Cena, halfway through Randy Savage runs down the ramp interrupting the fight.
"What the fuck?" I thought randy then picked up john cena like he was going to slam him and said "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM OHHH YEAH" before snapping john cena in half.
Cena screamed horrifyingly.
"OHHHH YEAH YOU'RE NEXT" he sais then began chasing after me. I sprinted in circles around the ring trying to keep hogan away from randy so he'd avoid the same fate.
Randy apparently noticed this and screamed "BE A MAN HOGAN" eventually I manged to go fast enough to get bandy Randy and slammed him. Unfortunately he reversed it into a what I call slim jim snap ending hogan.
I was returned to the selection screen after it had acted like Randy won the match.
Hulk Hogan and John Cena were greyed out and unselectable.
What the fuck? So I tried one of the championship paths to see if the same thing happened. I picked Ultimate Warrior and began Undertaker's route. And it happened Randy ran down the ramp like before interrupting the match.
This time he went for me first and snapped me right off the bat ending the match.
But then the screen went black. not just the emulator, my entire computer. Then suddenly a loud "OH YEAH!" emitted from my speakers. The ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage then emerged from my computer screen and said. "WATCH ME SNAP YA LIKE A SLIM JIM" as he approached me. I tried to fight him off but there was no equal to the macho man. The last thing I remember before my spine snapped was "OH YEAH".
Now i'm here in the hospital, the doctors tell me I won't survive. So I recorded this so that this wouldn't be all in vain.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Im died
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:English Class Failure
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?