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Rat Man

"Rat Man was an old legend"
"He was a super hero back in the mid 1880's saving people and shit"
"His story was that he got mutated in a factory"
"Now he's half human, quarter rat, 24.9 percent hillbilly, and 0.01 percent on having super powers"
"But, since he was a hillbilly, he said "fuck this shit, imma gonna save the world!" and he drank a lot of beer before going out."
"He saved the world by sacrificing himself to a hungry pack of canibal wolves that were going to eat themselves."
"Then no one ever saw Rat Man ever again"
"Until in 2012, that is"
"As when Johnson came onto the island and died of starvation"
"Rat Man saw him come onto the island with his ass lasers and became very interested in being close to him"
"But, afraid of his identity being exposed, he hid out of the bunch of Cave People."
"As soon as Johnson landed he screamed with a roaring fart "I KNOW YOU, YOU'RE RAT MAN!!!!"
"Rat man said "shit titty fuck!" and gave a grin like this :("
"Then he dissapeared for no apparent reason"
"Then as Johnson slept over the night, Rat Man crawled inside his ass and took a nap there and saw that when Johnson snored his ass would give out mini rainbows"
"He was excited by this, and also he had a mini cup and he drank a rainbow right before his very eyes."
"It tasted like mud, pizza, and cotton candy combined"
"Then Johnson died and Rat Man saw Johnson die before his very eyes, then he saw a picture of him and his wife, Jessica, and it had a return address."
"Rat Man sent the letter."
"Then after several years, with Johnson's corpse nearly decomposing, Rat Man gave him some beer that he found in his pocket."
"That brought Johnson back to life and he shot out a fart rainbow."
"Johnson then flew up into the sky, with Rat Man, casting a humongous rainbow across the world, ending all of the wars, and giving every a dirt/beer/cotton candy- like rainbow to drink"
"Then he saw Jessica again and his son for the very first time Johnson Jr."
"Jessica cried, and Johnson Jr. gave a wet fart (which means that Johnson Jr. was happy and sad by seeing his father"
"Then Jessica's Vagina Boob got wet, and it squirted out milk too"
"Then Dick Salts, Vagina Salts, Dagick Salts, and their new child, Vagick Salts came to see what has happened"
"That goes for Tender Nipples, The Doctor, and The Genital Orcs."
"Amazed by this reunion of this group, plus new members into the bunch, they started having group sex and doing the hokey pokey."
"Rat Man was well known again, he had bitches here, and had hoe's there. No one knows where Rat Man is at, but we all do know is that we have a Rat Man inside of our hearts."
"A really obnoxious, hillbilly, half human, 0.01 superhuman, quarter rat person"
Created by the Creepypasta Chat
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Category:Trollpasta
Ratatouille Is Anti-Landlord Propaganda

In the movie, the rats are depicted as opportunistic scavengers who live in the sewers and rely on the scraps and leftovers from the humans above. They do not produce anything of their own, but instead live off the value created by the humans. This is similar to how landlords often do not contribute to the creation of value but instead profit from the labor and resources of others.
Just as the rats in the movie are able to use their intelligence and resourcefulness to access the value created by the humans, landlords are able to use their power and influence to extract value from those who produce it. For example, they may own and control land or resources that are necessary for farmers to produce crops, and charge them rent or other fees in order to access those resources. In this way, landlords are able to profit from the labor and resources of the farmers without actually contributing to the creation of value themselves.
Additionally, the rats in the movie are shown to be willing to exploit and take advantage of their fellow rats in order to further their own interests. This can be seen as an analogy for how landlords will exploit and take advantage of their tenants or those who work on their land in order to maximize their own profits.
In conclusion, the movie wants us to associate landlords with rats.
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Ratburn.jpg

I loved Arthur since I was a little kid and I still watch it to this day as an adult, but now I have a change of heart about it. I wanted to see more episodes that are old so I downloaded a few videos. then I found an episode I wasn't sure of called ratburn.jpg so I downloaded it. after downloading I wanted to watch ratburn.jpg. the intro had changes the part with mr ratburn was cut out. after that it skipped to the title card but it had no funny things in the hole. no Arthur no characters it was called mr ratburn. why would they name it that?. the episode started, it looks like it takes place at a university setting and all characters are now adults. everyone was called out except Arthur. Arthur looked angry then mr ratburn came in and said 'Arthur you flunked the test' suddenly Arthur yelled 'WHAT!!'. it was ear splitting then I saw something obscure, Arthur suddenly got a knife and mr ratburn said' no please stop AAAAAAAAH!!!'. Arthur stabbed mr ratburn over and over until blood came out his mouth then the episode ended I was terrified I didn't watch it anymore. I also contacted the staff of cinar to say why they made a snuff episode like that they were crazy but they didn't answer back. I undownloaded it but if you find it don't download it okay.
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Category:File Extensions
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Ravished

First Creepypasta,It Won't Be As Good.Well, Maybe.
R̵͈̰̪̦̘̓̐͆͑̓̀̾͛̓̏͆͌͛̈̅͒̿͝͝a̷̧̛̝͓̦̮͕̜̺͇̝̬̲̮͈͗̉͐̓͗͆͒̒̾͗͘v̸̡̨͎͙̳̬̳̹̹̭̫̬̩̦͕̘͋̊̒̈́͛̊̃͌̒̇̑̉͑̒͋̂̒̚ĩ̴̝̼͙̳̙͈̘̮̮͍̞͜s̸̢̛̗̬̱̰̭̬̝͖̻͔̙͎͓͎͇̗̋̌͜͜h̸͍̹̠͕͖̘̼̺̯̼̜̤͈͚͇̜͐̓̏̀̅́̄͐̃̅̀̂̍̐̉̚͠͝e̸͚͊̑̾͛̈́́͊̈́̅̾̌̉̑̀́̈́͘͝͝ḑ̴̡̢̢̡͙̞̻̬͙͉̣̮͉̰̬̪͕͖̾̃̒́̏̋̍̈́̄̀̈́͗̕͜͝ͅ
I Was Busy, Playing Roblox, Normal Stuff, Believe It Or Not, Ive Gone Through Lots Of Sh** Through Out The Roblox Page, Od'ers, F****tards such as "hackers" (F****ing John Doe Unbelievable -.-)But I Managed To Find...Some...Thing? Believe It Or Not, I was Busy Playing some random shit, Such as Banland Games, Whatever, But i Came Across One, Named:Ḑ̷̖̙̻̻̦̊̋́̓̈́̓͑̊̃͠ē̶̢̮̜̗͚̻̝͔̽̉̔͐̚å̴̛̻̺̞̖͎̾͋̓t̶̢̩͙̮̞͕̙̩͚̺̻̠̆͝h̵̖͉̰̥̳͖̖͎̝̫̱̑̐̀̌͜ ̴̡̱̲̪̉̍̽͂͐̏͗̉͜͝͝Į̷̪̭̣̐̿ş̸̛͚͔͇̩̈́͆͌́͑͛̓̊̚̕̕ ̵̛̠̯̟͕̊̉̅̈́͛̂͌̑͆̅̑̔͠͝͠f̶̨̢͈̼͖̳͇̳̮͉̦͙̏̀́̓̒̓͝O̶͍̟̩̠̭͂̆́̈͑͐̎̍͝R̴̦̎̑̍̿̎͋͂̉͐̂̔̕ţ̵͚͖̫̟̣̱̪͑̈́̄̂̓ͅÙ̷̥̬͈̘͖̳͌̄̃̓̊͒̀̈́̀̚̕ř̵̡̦̖͚̞̤̤̳͚̟̈͊̏̇̏̃͛̏́͘N̷̬͎̳̝͇͇̄̂̅E̷̢̳̟̩̩̻̓͒̈̓̓̒̈́͘͜: I couldn't Believe it, how the fuck did the title be like that? Kid Me Asked.So The Stupid Person I am, I went through it, Playing It, It Was Alright, Until.... Some Person By The Name Of "Ravish" Joined The Game, He Had A bloody,soaked avatar, with open Flesh, i thought it was just a stupid Troll..
Oh Boy Was I Wrong, Jesus CHRRIISSTT Wrong.He Walked, And Walked Towards me, to My Screen, Pop ups started popping up.I heard A little Bleep From My chrome browser, A link, stupid old me clicked on it, by curiousity.
Thinking It Was Nothing, What I saw Was HORRIFIC, A Damned Picture, Of Someone Who Is Seemed To Be The Victim Of "Ravish" Then I Knew, "It" Was Coming, (No I didnt Sh** My Pants, I just locked my door. And Stuff.)And Yet, I Took A Breath, Waiting...In Fear.Deep.Fear.I Was Honestly Scared.
I Kept On Getting Pop Ups Of The Same Picture, It Was Horrific, Then, A Eye, was slowing fading Up in my screen, Blood Soaked Eyes, I Was Scared, I Heard SCREAMS, CHANTS, But I Knew What I Had To Do.
I Closed The Computer, Roblox Player, Chrome, nothing happened, until the tommorow.
Wicked.Sh**.
So Thats My Creepypasta, First One Too c;
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Roblox
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
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Rawr, I'm a Lion

RAWR, I AM A LION. ON A RECENT TREK THROUGH THE PLAINS OF KENYA, I SPIED A LIONESS NIBBLING ON THE REMAINS OF A ZEBRA CARCASS. MY FORMIDABLE FELINE PHALLUS BECAME ENGORGED AT THE SIGHT OF HER, AND I CHARGED FORWARDS, WIELDING MY CRIMSON MEAT LANCE. SENSING THE APPROACH OF MY MASSIVE MALE MORTAR, SHE BEGAN GUSHING LIKE A FIREPLUG. I LEAPT INTO HER KITTY COOCH AND SLAMMED IT LIKE AN ANGRY MAN PUNCHES HIS LAPTOP FOR BUFFERING WHEN HE'S WATCHING PORN. AFTER A FEW MOMENTS I ERUPTED LIKE A FELINE FOUNTAIN OF FUCKJUICE, AND THE BITCH ROCKETED ALL THE WAY TO NORWAY, CARRIED BY MY VOLLEY OF LION GRAVY. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Category:Memes
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Rayman.exe

I used to like Rayman,but I don't play his video games anymore and here is why.
It all happened when I got box saying:'Dear Kyle,destroy the disc.-love Stan'
So I popped up the disc and I played the game.It was Rayman 1 but there was blood everywhere.
I played as Betilla first.
She could only move and jump.
Once I got to Rayman,he said:'Wanna play game?'
I said yes and it showed dead Betilla with hyperrealistic blood and gore then it showed Rayman with red eyes and sinister smile.
I later played as magician.
He had AK-47 and it was changed to first person shooter and once I shot Rayman three times,he said:'YOU RETARD!You think you can kill me,I am immortal!'
Then he killed magician.
I played now Mr.Dark.
He was actually scared instead of serious.
Once I went to Mr.Dark's Dare and I fought against Rayman again then I hit him 10 times,but he didn't get hurt.
Instead of being covered in blood,Mr.Dark was gone and Rayman said:'We will see each other next time,but I have surprise!'
I said:'Behind you.' and I saw Rayman doll behind me and it almost killed me I ripped it apart and I destroyed the disc.
Rayman said:'DAMN YOU,MORTAL!'
So I stopped playing Rayman and I can't forget what happened to me.
If you see game like this,destoy the disc.
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Raymanless in Los Angeles

It was a hard day at school, I fapped 9 times. Then I came home, get it? CAME home, yea. But when I arrived home I saw my Rayman game I bought on 
eBay. When I put the game in my PS2 I noticed something shake, I ignored it and started playing. Then the game was different you saw Rayman killing a child! well actually it was a woman. I carried on playing, because you know. Instead of stop playing it and sending it back to the eBay seller. Then I saw Rayman being aggressive to Globox, you really heard the anger in Rayman's voice and then Rayman suddenly popped up and said: "why do you fap so much?". I decided then to stop playing.
Later that night I fapped some more and then I felt the urge to play GTA V. But when I started playing I saw Rayman disemboweling Franklin, I was terrified and ran away outside with my pants still down and cum leaking out of my dick and ran to the police station. I got then arrested for public nudity, then I managed to bail myself out and decided to go on twitter to look at some celebrities. I especially liked Ariana Grande, I respected her beauty and her art and never fapped on her.
Then she suddenly tweeted that she was at N orange drive were is live, which at first wasn't a surprise to me because the TCL theatre was just right around the corner. But later on she tweeted: "I am waiting". And then I looked outside and saw a bunch of menstruating fan girls fapping. I took my chance and walked outside and decided to try and talk to her, but then suddenly a body guard said that I had to be careful for going outside, I thought it was nothing serious and walked outside and saw Ariana Grande's skinny corpse whipped on the road, and all of those fan girls of her were still fapping on her corpse. But in closer inspection I realized it was Iggy Azalea, and didn't care and walked away. And then later she tweeted that she was away so I didn't care. But then I realized that it looked like Iggy Azalea got punched to death. And it look like it was from a distance, unreachable if you don't have any arms. And then I realized that the Starbucks was still open and got some coffee and pissed in the coffee makers eye. When I was sent out of the Starbucks I realized I didn't even started playing that Rayman game.
When I started playing it again and instead of all this time I can just return it to the guy on eBay, I decided to just carry on and play it because I'm so smart. Then the game started normally again and then Rayman had blood cum out of his eyes. I found that hot so I fapped while suffocating myself with a belt and died of an cheese over dose. And I managed to type this to tell you that the game is cool and kills celebrities you don't like. So yeah, 
That rocks!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Reaction to No Nut November (Copypasta)

I just want to talk about this shit that came straight outta the fuckboy dictionary. NO NUT NOVEMBER!! Apparently, a bunch of beta-ass motherfuckers thought it was a good idea to go the entire month of November without dropping a load. And I don't give a fuck, if you ain't spanking it, or you ain't banging it, you ain't no fucking man. "Hey Billy, I have a swell idea, why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut, hashtag on Instagram, to show that we're cool" "Well golly jeepers Chad, that sounds rad, that'll give us more time to drink pumpkin spice lattes and hang out at GameStop" FUCK THAT! How about a no-miss-the-gym November, or a no-miss-a-meal November or a no-leaving-your-weights-on-the-fucking-machines-and-walking-away-when-you're-done-like-a-lazy-piece-of-shit November. So ladies, if your man is into no nut November, slide in my dm, I'll give you a night to remember, cause when it comes to sex, I win more than a 300 bowler, when I bend you over, hand on your shoulder, I'll bust more nuts than a wooden toy solider. Swole is the goal, size is the prize, it's gains o'clock motherfucker. 
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Read this MOTHERFUCKIN shit yo

Alright, yo. Listen to this shit. This fucking bullshit was the scariest thing I've ever experienced in my entire motheflippin' life. Fuckin' games, yo. Fuckin' evil games. Evil gaaaames.
Anyway, I was playin' Pokemon, ya know? I love playin' Pokemon and stuff. It's like, the first game I've ever played or some shit.
And like,
scary fuckin' bullshit happened, fuckin' fucky fuckity fuck fuck.
And, so, like, and... YO.
Blood was like, everywhere, ya know?
And my Pokemon was all like "IMMA KILL YOU, BITCH." and I'm like "YO, WHAT THE FUCK?"
And then I continued playing because I'm a dumb shit. And dude, like, this it totally real.
FUCK.
Oak was all like "I HATE MY GRANDSON!" and Blue or Gary, or asshole-douche-bastard-dick was like "ANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST." and everything was all normal and shit, ya know?
Then.
Oh my fuckin' god.
My Pokemon apparently killed everyone while I took a massive shit. That shit was so intense that I dropped my Gameboy on the floor. Because when I picked up my Gameboy, everyone was on the ground in the game, and like, there was REALISTIC BLOOD EVERYWHERE. HOLY SHIT.
I MEAN, HOLY GOOOOOD.
AND MY POKEMON HAD BRIGHT RED EYES.
FUCKIN'
RED
EYES.
AND MY POKEMON WERE CRYIN' BLOOD. MOTHERFUCKIN' BLOOD.
SCARY. AAHHHHHHHHHHH.
AND THEN MY POKEMON POPPED OUT OF THE GAME WHILE I WAS MASTURBATING AND CHOPPED MY DICK OFF.
THEN I DIED.
TOTALLY REAL. LIKE. LEGIT.
BLOOD MAKES EVERYTHING FUCKIN' SCARY!
Oh, by the way, you're dead too.
I don't know why, but I personally don't give a fuck.
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Category:Pokemon
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Category:Im died
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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Reading Goes Once Again Through a Deletion Refugees Story

I discovered I'm masochistic.
What other reason is there to be doing this again?
Alright, hit me with your best, author! Which is...a wall of text. Okay.
I hope you don't mean you're slouching on your couch for two days, eating pizza leftovers and peeing in a bottle. That is something I'd rather not to know.
-"Gunshots are a part of Kirby: Nightmare on Dreamland 64, right?"-
So far, this seems relatively plausible. Who knows, maybe this won't end being that bad. Not all Deletion Refugees has to be disasters, right?
Tree's what?
If Slenderman appears I'll make a fucking acrobatic pirouette and win a medal or something.
-"I'm worried my house is very old. Selling ancient real estate is a real pain in the ass"-
Not the best way to know your spouse is cheating on you.
-"Oh God...oh God...
...he is using my clothes, the bastard!"-
As we all know, the Devil himself can be pictured as a mutilated man hiding in a closet. Being half-goat and having a trident is so overused now.
"GLOBAL WARMING IS MELTING THE POLAR LANDS" "RAW CHICKEN CAN GIVE YOU SALMONELLA" "YOUR BROTHER HAS A SECRET FETISH FOR OLD LADIES IN FISH SUITS"
Between the hundred little marks and the random scribbling, I'm wondering how this guy's arms aren't disintegrating onto the floor.
Oh God, they're multiplying!
-"You soiled your pants. Our job here is done"-
And you just stood there waiting for them to finish, protagonist? Tell me that you made an effort to get out.
Clearly my expectations were too high. This protagonist can only feel fear and worry.
French kissing never sounded so disturbing.
Waitwaitwaitwaitwaaaaaait...
Let me get this straight.
You're in your house alone, which is swarmed by mutilated clones. Instead of taking advantage of their lack of eyes,since they're dangling and all, and getting out of your house, you instead choose to go to your room, lock yourself and investigate something that has no other way to be defined other than "zombie".
Yeah, this protagonist has the same IQ than the protagonists of the Scary Movie franchise. 
As we all know, there is only one thing in the world that is called "The Mark", and it is some sort of zombie invasion. There is absolutely no way anything else will come up. The protagonist will be stuck with song lyrics and reviews of horrible movies.
Whaaaaat?
You're the one who got hurt jumping from a window on the first floor. Blame yourself for being terminally idiotic.
I can envision the author's internal thoughts at this point. "Oh yes, I'll insinuate I know what exactly is going on, and then I'll end my story here! I'm the master of suspense! Fuck the readers, let them stay confused FOREVER"-
Overall I'd say this story was better than the videogames one, but it still has a few stuff that makes me want to read literary masterpieces to avoid a cerebral meltdown.
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Category:Rants
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Real Men Don't Wipe Their Ass

If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.
This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.
There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.
If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.
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Category:Potty Humor
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Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
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Real Reptilian Transformation: Lost Tape

This is a story of tapes that I collected from my good old friend, I can't write everything, so I'll only share one of the stories that happened.
Name of tape: Real Reptilian Transformation Caught on Tape
The tape first displays a freeze frame shot of what appears to be a interview with two men. Not long after that the video and audio plays. They appear to be talking about an attempted murder that happened last evening in Chile. The interviewer questions where the person he is interviewing was. Before the other person could speak, it immediately switches to a cartoon retelling of a flashback to the crime that happened in Chile. 
It supposedly displays a supermarket late at night. Cutting shot to the inside, shows a manager been payed back to the last customer. Right when the customer left, a mysterious man in a grey hoodie, burst into the market, knocking out the customer, and making his way to the manager. The next scene cuts to real life, in the manager's POV, the man in the hoodie doesn't look right, He seems to look a little like a snake.
The mysterious figure demanded money, The manager was too afraid to give out money, instead he responded with a loud NO!!! Since the man didn't get what he wanted, he put his left palm to his face, and slowly began to tear off his face, revealing it to be a mask, and showing a demonic looking snake like face. Not long after, the creature lunges at the POV with a horrific roar, killing the manager as blood splattered everywhere.
The tape ended after that. What a scary tape right? I will try to get more information on these tapes. For now, we all know after watching this tape, these proves the existence of interdimensional beings running the government.
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Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Beings
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Real dreams

Some people talk about their scary dreams but this was different.
one Monday night I Was Watching the TV in my room 
Until I heard something knock on the door
keep in mind the door was closed I thought it was my dad
So I gladly opened the door a tall black figure was standing there
All it said was "IT SEEKS" I thought it was kind of stupid
and a joke from my dad but I wasn't an idiot so I slammed the door
and locked it But it kept banging saying it seeks it seeks! what seeks I wondered
the door was barged open but there was no one there I walked out the door,
It was a glitch version of my house I ran to my mom and dad's room they were sleeping
but they were saying something it's just a dream but it's seeks"
if it was a dream I would have woken up by now.
but I felt pain in my back and collapsed on the floor.
I woke up he was far around my bed he was a weird person.
He had black eyes my walls were all being destroyed
he stabbed me in the chest.
I woke up on a hospital bed Someone beside me
he said "it's not over".
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Dreams
Category:Shortpasta
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG