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SmileRichard.jpg

The image to the right was found on a dead guy's computer. The man was found after neighbours complained about a smell of rotten semen, so the police broke into his house, and discovered a Bob Bobington. Of the police officers who discovered the body, 2 of them committed suicide, 1 has gone missing, 1 refuses to comment, and the last agreed to talk about what awaited them. This was his story:
I saw a man crouched over, spreading his ass cheeks, and he was covered with green jizz. I immediately puked. I immediately noticed that there was no whir with him. I figured he must have died because he failed to EAt whir after seeing the image. The image itself was on the computer. So I ATe some of my whir that I handilly brought with me. Noone else brought any though, so I offered them some. However, there was only enough for one, so I gave my best friend the whir. We were getting ready to leave, when two of my colleagues pulled out their guns and shot themselves, and one was nowhere to be found. We decided to get the fuck out of there.
After going onto the man's computer, they discovered an email that said "WARNING! IF YOU DO NOT EAT WHIR OR SEND THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE ELSE YOU KNOW 10 SECONDS AFTER SEEING THIS SPOOKY PICTURE, YOU WILL BE KILLED TO DEATH!!!1111111!!!!"
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
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Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
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Smile Dog Spinoffs No One Thought Of

Add away, People! Same rules as the Jeff lists.
==The List==
Smiledog Gets Neutered
Smile Assimilates Slendy
Smiledog Meets The Balloonatic
Smile Bites The Mailman
Smile Thinks He's A Fish
Smile Thinks He's A Beach Boys Album
Smile Wants To Go To Jupiter
Smiledog Is Jealous Of Jeff's Spinoff Lists
Smiledog Meets Scooby Doo
Smiledog Orders A Happy Meal
Smiledog Licks His Balls
Smiledog Frowns
Smiledog Drinks From The Toilet
Smiledog Attempts To Edit This Article
Smiledog Wears Booties
Smiledog Pees On Slendy, Thinking He's A Tree
Smiledog Leaps A Building In A Single Bound
Smiledog Wears An Emabrassing Doggie Sweater
Smiledog Licks Peanut Butter Off The Rake's Claws
Smiledog Wears An Elizabethian Collar
Smiledog Goes To The Pound
Smiledog Becomes A Were-Human
Smiledog Gets His Nose Rubbed In It
Smiledog Attempts To Catch That GODDAMN Squirrel
Smiledog Guides a Blind Man (Doesn't End Well)
Smiledog Tries To Play 3DS And Gives Up Because He Has No Thumbs
Smiledog's Dentist
Smiledog Bites BACK
Smiledog Is Frightened By A Blowing Leaf
Smile Dog Thinks the Jeff Spinoffs are Better
Smile Dog Sits in a Dog House Chewing an Elk Bone and Drinking LSD
Smile Dog is Too Young to Make an Account. Even in dog years.
Smile Dog Humps Jeff's Leg
Smiledog Gets The Mange
Smiledog Plays Dead
Smiledog Rolls Around In Stinky Dead Fish
Smiledog Does Not Fetch A Stick
Smiledog Is Shaved Bald
Smiledog's Bath
Smiledog Gets Put Down.
Smiledog Chases His Tail
Smiledog is put to sleep. THEND!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Lists
Category:Collab
Category:Animulz
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
Category:Shortpasta
Smile Hank

Smile Hank is a photo that is known for the effect it has on the viewer. This thing about Smile Hank all started over a picture of a propane salesman.
The effects of viewing the Smile Hank image are the sudden alcohol-addiction and the urge to become a propane salesman.
The Smile Hank image is believed to be a fucked up picture of Hank Hill.
Those who have seen the Smile Hank image claim to have dreams in which Smile Hank comes to them and commands them to "spread the word of propane".
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
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Smile With Me.JPG

Today, April 3rd, 2011, I woke up and went directly to my computer as always. I was on Skype for about an hour chatting with a friend when I saw an unknown folder on my desktop named 'Rand 1'. So being me I opened it. It opened and there was another folder called 'Rand 2', so I opened that one. In Rand 2 there was a folder called 'Rand 3'. The folders went all the way to Rand 5 and in Rand 5 there was a folder called 'Don't Open..' You see, when something says do not open, or when a friend says "don't look!", you're going to look. Every fibre of your being compels you to look. So what did I do? I opened it. In the folder was a picture, I opened it to see a terrifying Pikachu with huge pupils and blood coming from its eyes. The background in it was also disturbing. As much as I wanted to close it, I didn't. I sat there and stared at it for awhile. It looked like it blinked a few times, but I think it was just my imagination playing tricks on me. I finally closed it and sent it to some friends to see what they thought. Apparently it made some of them cry. It almost made me cry but I don't get why it would. After an hour, I got off to have some lunch. When I came back it was on my background and it was my icon for my user account on my computer too. I was so freaked out I deleted the file and about 5 minutes later it was back. This time there was another image in the folder named, "Don't Leave Me". I looked at it for about five minutes when all the sudden I heard demonic noises coming from my headphones. I put them on and immediately turned my speakers down but the noises were still there. I finally had to turn off my computer and turn it back on. Then after that my friend Zoe came over and I was playing on my 3DS while she was on my computer. Suddenly she fainted. I ran over to help her up and when I looked at the computer screen, that demented picture was there again. She came to, and said she had been staring at it for about 15 minutes when she heard a loud humming noise in her head and started to get weak like she was being pulled under water. She is okay now, but she says she never wanted to see that picture again.
==Pictures==
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Smilebudgie

When we were kids we made up this urban legend called smilebudgie.  Everyone in our school eventually was in on it.
one day one of my friends said he was seeing smilebudgie. They put him in a sych ward and the next day they found him dead with his eyeballs pecked out.
As I speak smilebugie is trying to break down the door here
Spread the word
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Category:Animulz
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Beings
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Smiledog.jpg Is In My Dreams?

Have you ever dreamt of something beautiful? I have. I dreamt that I'm in a pretty and luxurious place, as if I don't want to leave there. Or have you dreamt of anything so weird, like running butt naked outside while everyone is looking? I have.
But, have you ever dreamt of something so horrifying or close? Like getting wounded badly and suddenly waking up? I have. Well, pretty much all of us have nightmares. But have you ever dreamt of something... odd? Maybe you could say yes or maybe you could say o hail no.
Well, let me tell you something about one of my dreams. It all started when I was standing in front of my father's home. It was normal... well, that's what I thought. But when I turned to my right, I saw a dog not too tall from my height, but not too short, staring at me. I backed away, but it started to jump on me like crazy! 
"Hey! Get away from me," I screamed but it was no use. If I run, it won't have any effect. I backed away but the more I moved, the more it bit me. My father showed up and broke up the fight. The dog suddenly disappeared from our sight, but it left me a giant flesh wound which bleeds so badly. The wound is at the lower base of my arm. It starts at the elbow and ends at my wrist. I asked my dad what to do, but he told me to just wash it and leave it, not even caring even if it hurt or If I can be poisoned by the dog's bite.
But the weirdest part was the dog highly resembles Smiledog.jpg! (You know, the dog that appears in dreams, making people insane.) It looks like the one in the picture of the Siberian husky above. (Well, it was pure black with only a small part of white on its chest and also its nose is slightly pointed.)
I'm not sure if this dog thing I saw has anything to do with Smile.jpg. All I know that it would haunt me for a long time. I'm not sure if it's a Siberian husky or just a stray dog. But hey, it's better that it's just a dream than having a real flesh wound, right?
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Smiley the Smiler

When I was a child in the 50s or 60s, there was a Japanese cartoon (or anime, as many call it) that often went on Saturday mornings that I used to watch called "Smiley the Smiler", and speaking of that show, it used to scare the living crap outta me, and it often gave me nightmares, despite the fact that it was a kids show. It was about a young clown girl named Smiley, who wanted to be the best clown in the circus. But, whenever things went bad during her performing stunts, she often was filled with jealousy and envy and even killing her court jester mum Ismael and depressed kitten Koneko.
Smiley wore an orange-and-yellow sailor uniform similar to those school uniforms wore by girls you see in Japan, Korea and China. She also wore a mask for some reason, and that was because she wanted to hide her identity as being a complete psycho. So, whenever she was furious, her mask went off to reveal her anxiety-inducing, nightmarish face. She also possessed a pendulum called the "Happy String", which was used to hypnotise people into becoming different things during her circus performances.
Smiley the Smiler also had a repetitive, catchy song that would be stuck in your head for quite a while. However, when my dad found out that I was watching such a creepy show with blood splattering around the circus, he began to destroy the TV and my mum throwing it out of the window, so I never saw that show again and forgot about its existence. Two decades later, when I moved from Tokyo to Budapest where I was living in an apartment, I tried to remember the name of the anime, but it didn't work. I then drew a picture of the character since I remembered how she looked like. As later I drew the mask, I remembered the name of the show as well starting with "Smiley". Spending a restless and irritated afternoon by trying to remember a weird but creative series, I quickly fell asleep after seeing the purple sky.
While I was sleeping, I suddenly heard a familiar circus clown song, and when I woke up after it, I saw a girl with a smiley face mask staring deeply into my eyes as she wanted to take my soul. I was frightened to see that my childhood fear was back again after decades of forgetfulness. It was Smiley, and she said something like this: "You didn't watch my show anymore." I understood what she meant by that, but when her mask fell off, it was pure nightmare fuel.
I tried running away from that scary-ass clown, but due to the fact that the sky was pitch black, I was unable to see anything until I crashed into some wall. I turned around to see Smiley saying: "Hey kids, wanna see a magic trick?" I screamed in horror to see that Joker-like face. Then, I realised that it was all just a hallucination, and I admitted that it was simply Smiley trying to eat my human flesh.
This was when I knew that Smiley the Smiler was a show that I forgot about forever, and I felt sorry for her that she just wanted to be my friend. I cried when I found out that it was all just a hallucination.
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Category:Cliche Madness
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Category:That just raises more questions!
Smiling Friends Lost Episode

I was a huge fan of the TV show Smiling Friends. Keyword, WAS a huge fan. Not after what I’ve seen.
My story begins on a cold winter morning. I woke up, grabbed my coffee, and sat down, in order to watch my favorite show, Smiling Friends. As I pulled it up on the TV I noticed at there was the pilot for season 3. I was excited and immediately pressed play. I really wish I never did that…
The episode opened different and weird. Instead of having the happy tune playing in the background, the intro had music from SuicideMouse.avi. I played this off as some kind of joke. I also noticed that instead of the colors changing in a rainbow-like fashion, the letters stayed the same color. A pale, bright, blinding white. After the intro, it cut to Pim sitting in the office, crying. Charlie walked in and asked what was wrong, but before Pim could answer, Pim started bleeding hyper-realistically from his eyeholes. His eyes melted like butter on a pan at the highest setting, and Charlie screamed. Pim screamed in agony as his eyes melted and the scream sounded like the actor was actually in a lot of pain. Charlie tried to clean up the mess, but that’s when Mr. Boss came in.
“Ah, looks like my plan is going well!” said Mr. Boss
His plan? He planned to kill Pim? This sick BASTARD! I want him fucking shot dead 579 times!!! Charlie then crashed out and tried to fight against Mr. Boss, but that’s when Mr. Boss telepathically melted Charlie’s eyes. Hyper-realistic blood poured out of his now empty eyeholes. Alan came by to see what all the screaming was about, and Mr. Boss snapped his fucking neck and stabbed him 82 times (I counted). The episode ended and Mr. Boss said “You’re next, Bonkathy…”
Bonkathy… How did he know my name? This is really freaking me out. As I’m writing this, I think theres a Mr. Boss shaped shadow outside my window…
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Smoking Caterpillar Commercial

Do you remember the smoking caterpillar commercial? Not many people do. It's been considered lost media for many years (the image from the commercial has been popularized by its use in memes; this is the only known capture of it).
It's said that on May 7th, 2005, this ad aired only a couple of times on select channels, and hasn't been seen again. The ones who remember it, especially as children, were very terrified by this ad.
It starts off with an uncanny caterpillar sitting on a branch, looking directly at the audience. His voice sounds awful. He sounds like Popeye if he had an upper respiratory infection. The caterpillar only speaks in gibberish that can't be understood by the viewer. A large cigarette can be seen in his mouth, and he's puffing away on it as he chews out the audience, for unknown reasons. Suddenly, the caterpillar falls off the branch, and starts choking, and as he hits the ground, he dies a very agonizing death, with very unsettling noises playing.
The camera zooms into his open mouth, and inside it starts to show gruesome photos of human lungs ravaged by cigarette smoke, while very slow, morose "music" plays. A scary, low pitched voice that sounds like James Earl Jones keeps repeating the words "Just say no. Just say no. Just say no." as the photos flash on screen faster and faster, until it ends with the sound of a flatline.
A message appears onscreen as it shows the caterpillar's dead body once again: "'From the womb to the tomb, smoking will be your doom.' - Abraham Lincoln", although it's very doubtful that Abe Lincoln actually said that, which mystified viewers even more.
Stranger yet, the commercial stayed black for quite a while after airing, and many TV viewers complained of it. Nobody knows who made this commercial (since there was no ending PSA copyright notice), or if anyone managed to record it.
If anyone knows the whereabouts of the smoking caterpillar commercial, please share it to the world so we can put this nightmare behind us...
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Category:Satire
Category:Memes
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Category:TELAVISHUN
Smt V Devil God Version

I love SMT, once SMT V released I got The Day one version. Later I gave it to my angsty teen little brother. I looked on E-bay for a version and I got one for $1 Called SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI FIVE DEVIL GOD VERSION. I got it and it came 666 minutes and 14 seconds, later it came and I put it in my Switch. It started and press start. Nahobino came on the screen and got playing card and cut himself. He died, reset the game, when it came on I was Playing as Nuwa, you can't play as Nuwa in this game beside her being a Playable Demon. I got it out of my Switch and smashed it to bit with my sludge hammer. I got another copy of SMT V at Walmart. Someone of Aminoapps.com told me it was made by a cult who worship Satan. I love SMT V but to the cult who made this. 
I hate you. 
The End.
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Category:Vidya games
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Category:Suicide
Snails

My name is Benjamin Gau, I grew up in 2755 in a strange town named Gosterasus with my dad, Jeffery, two cats and a jar of snails. After some time I left home to join the army back in DC, now called the NWS.
Upon joining I was greeted by an old man with little hair left and a mustache, his name was unknown but everyone called him The General. I trained hard and in the end joined a squad on their way to the desert for a very difficult mission... to find terrorist Abraham Alfakdrav and assassinate him.
We built a small camp and waited to ambush his patrol but he was harder than I thought he would be. He was super fast and had a shotgun with him, he killed almost everyone in my platoon and almost killed me. In the end I shot him in the chest with my pistol but I didn't notice that there was one enemy solider left and he killed me with one shot. I clicked the exit button on the game and gave it a 0/10 in Metacritic because I'm a huge loser.
Two seconds later Jeff came in and killed me with a snail to prove Slenderman exists.
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Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
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Category:Im died
Snakeburger

I stood in line at the store for food, waiting to get my food. I was planning on ordering the usual: a big burger and a mashed side. I was thinking about what I was going to be eating and I was drooling when I saw the person in front of leave from the line. I was next in line. I went up to the worker. She said "Hello." I said "Big Burger. Mashed." She smiled a little but then said. "Would you like to try out new Snakeburger instead?" I was shocked. I want my big burger. But.. Snakeburger? I had never heard of that. I had heard of a snake, and also of a bruger, but never together. I wonder what it could be. A burger with snake meat? Or... I shuddered to think... a bruger that was a snake and would bite you. As if reading my mind, the worker said "It is a bruger that is a snake and will bite you."
I was shocked. Who would sell that? No one would pay for that. Right? But then I noticed the guy was in front of line in me was lying DEAD on the ground. I was shocked. "...Was... Did he eat the Snakeburger?" I asked. "No, he had normal food." "Oh." "I think he just slipped on the floor water and shattered into many pieces." "Oh ok."
I was no longer shocked, but I was still afraid. I shakily rose my hand with a big pointing finger and asked the worker "Were you joking when you said the Snakeburger will bite me?" She replied and shook her head "No, it will fatally bite you." I was shocked. But she must have been joking. I got a text from my friend that said "Eat the Snakeburger." I gulped. Ok. I mean I said "Ok." And ordered the Snakeburger. "Enjoy sir." Said the worker. She handed me the Snakeburger. It was a Mozambique spitting cobra in between two hambruger buns. I was never found again.
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Category:Animulz
Category:EVIL FOOD
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Snaked Silliness

Tasha was excited.
It was her first day of animal day camp at the zoo. Her love for animals was greater than her love for her own parents. She could just scream.
"Oh no!" she cried. She had just realized that her group was way ahead of her. She quickly caught up with them.
The counselor soon halted the group. Tasha instantly froze with a smile. This meant that her counselor was going to announce the next animals they were going to meet. She hoped that they would be the elephants or the tigers.
But it wasn't. In fact, it was the one animal she did not want to see. SNAKES!
Tasha was about to run right away. She hated snakes more than anything! In fact, she would rather die than to have to touch a snake.
However, she couldn't leave her group, so she shut her eyes tightly as they entered the room with the snake tanks.
"Wha-?" she heard her counselor shout. She opened her eyes just a peek and what she saw made her have mixed feelings of both fear and relief.
There were big holes in all of the snake tanks, and none of the snakes were present inside.
The children were quickly evacuated from the zoo, as some of the snakes were extremely dangerous.
Tasha let out a sigh of relief. She was glad to be out of there. But then she realized something that paralyzed her with fear. Those snakes could be just about anywhere! What if they were following her?
For the rest of the night, Tasha remained extra cautious. She had to make sure the snakes weren't coming for her.
She soon convinced herself that all the snakes had been caught, as she never saw a snake in sight for the rest of the evening.
9:00pm. It was her bedtime. She was relieved that the day was finally over, as she was really tired.
She hopped into bed and tucked herself in. That's when she realized something was wrong.
From her feet to her chest, she felt long, scaly bodies crawling up and down her body.
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Snap

In Diamond/Pearl/Platinum, when you're heading up Route 217 to Snowpoint City for your seventh badge, there's a small house near the ice rock where you level up your Eevee to get a Glaceon. If you enter it, the lights are turned off and a woman is sitting alone and unmoving at the table. She talks in a creepy whisper about how she never gets visitors anymore and please, take this, and you get a Spell Tag—an item that enhances ghost types. And if you re-enter the house after leaving, it's deserted—there's no-one there. Not to mention a trainer that's near the cabin mentions legends of haunting in the area...
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Sneak

One time I was playing a game, namely "Hitman: Blood Money" whilst I was playing this game, I encountered very weird things.
After holding CTRL to sneak... AGENT 47 WOULD NOT STOP SNEAKING!!!
I know this is VERY scary but this is only the beginning.
After I found I could not sneak whatsoever, I realized that after headbutting a cop, he retaliated, I mean WHAT?! They can't fucking do that..
Please, tell your family. And if you ever play this game, I want you to never sneak or Headbutt people, it will end very badly for you.
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Category:Old Shit
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