Thomas And friends for the Nintendo 64

Thomas And friends is my Favorite Cartoon and I Watched them For many years. I Also Enjoyed the Games Like The CD-ROM or the ones included on random Thomas DVDs. However, I found a N64 Thomas Bootleg......
I Found it at a store and in the game's Back cover it said: IT IS THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE HIP HIP HIP HOORAY CHUCKY CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK LETS RACE and the Game's actual title is: Thomas and Friends race and play. I Bought the game and played it on the n64. The title screen appeared, And Showed a Model version of thomas and Played the theme song for loop and when I started the game, A Race Track option was there, and I Had Only One Stage, Beginner's hill. The Enemy was Percy and I Was playing as Thomas. I Pressed A to drive, But strangely, It was using a Mario kart 64 Luigi's circuit Music, and Most of the Track Assets were reused from Super Mario 64. Anyways, I reached the final Lap, and Someone Said: FINAL LAP!!!!. However, I got a Static and the game crashed itself and got back to the Title screen, But the same model Thomas Was there, But he had Hyper realastic Blood spilling out of his eyes and rushed quickly towards the screen. I vomited and The Title screen was black while the music played Normally. But, Among the normal stages, there was another stage called: Death. And before i entered the Stage, It said, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU UNLOCKED GORDON!!!!! NOW YOU CAN PLAY GORDON'S BLOODY HILL OF DEATH and I Entered Death. 
It was the Same grassy hill, But with dead trains. And there was no Boss or Enemy, As I was going to the hill, Some trucks with spikes attacked thomas and thomas had hyper realastic Blood coming out of his eyes. I got a Game Over, But there was no continue or Quit button. However, there was a new button called warp to next stage. However, as soon as I Pressed the Button, I Warped to the stage called Gordon's Bloody Hill of death and The Stage was a giant hill, I Could not climb so i reversed but Gordon with Hyper realastic Blood was chasing Thomas and Killed Thomas. He was Demolished. Percy, Edward, James Looked in Horror as They had their Eyes Spilling Hyper realastic blood. And Gordon Killed James, Percy, Edward and Hyper realastic blood splattered everywhere and I Had to Vomit again as i went to the bathroom. The Game Crashed again and got back to the Title screen, This time, The Game's Title Changed to THOMAS AND HIS FRIENDS ARE DEAD, and Thomas had hyper realastic blood spilling out of his eyes, and I Was scared. This Time, There were two added features, Kill Mode and Rumble mode. I Also got acess to two new courses, called Kill and revenge. 
I First played revenge, This Time I Was Playing as Henry and now percy was chasing me, He was Mad and had blood over his eyes and head. So I went to full speed as Henry, but Percy went fast and the music was playing Wario's stadium but reversed and Reverb and it got more reversed and reverb and louder when i was driving. However, Percy ate henry and hyper realastic blood came out and his boiler was destroyed, and the fat controller came but he was eaten and his guts and blood spilled everywhere. I had weak stomach so I Extremly Vomited this time. Now I Played Revenge, I was playing as Henry, But he Looked More Angrier, He had guts spilled all over his body and I Had to Chase percy and I got him and Henry Killed Him Back. Percy died again and hyper realastic blood spilled again and The Driver's guts were spilled all over henry and the game crashed and the menu popped up and said DIE THOMAS YOU SUCK And Thomas Was dead in the title screen and the screen was pitch red. I Played it Again, The menu screen this time A Screen Popped up and said CONGRATS!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE UNLOCKED THE FINAL STAGE GOODLUCK and the final stage was This is the end. I Played it, Now, I Was Playing in thomas, But However, Everyone was chasing Thomas, Now Thomas had to run and the Bowser castle theme from Mario Kart 64 played in reverse and the Endless staircase jingle was Playing, It was creepy. Everyone got Him, They were throwing a Blood fight and everyone died and hyper realastic blood splattered and a Red Japanese Text Came up, It said, Thomas is a killer do not watch the show or nor play this thomas game ever again you must die so get out. And the game closed and my N64 Crashed. However, This is actually a cancelled game and very much older than Mario kart 64, So this was a failure and got replaced by Mario Kart 64 in 1997.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.