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TOLATE.wmv

It's just like any other normal day, me, just sitting there behind the computer screen. My parents were gone for the day, so I was on the internet for the night. I was on Facebook just seeing what all of my friends are up to. I suddenly got a friend request from some person named 'IKNOWYOU YOUCANTHIDE'.
I thought this was just one of my friends playing a joke on me and curious little me I was stupid enough to accept the request. The computer screen dimmed, a chat box suddenly opened and the 'person' (I'm not sure if its even human) started talking to me. He typed 'I KNOW YOUR FEAR' and then he sent me a link to download a file.
I was wondering what the hell was he talking about. I shrugged and clicked the link. Then an ominous feeling struck me. I knew that the file was going to be something bad so I struck the off button and to my surprise the computer didn't turn off. A box on the screen came up saying 'TOOLATE.wmv is downloaded. Open file?' I stared at the computer screen, shaking. The only option I had was to open the file, the exit and cancel buttons didn't work.
I muttered to myself 'What's the worst that could happen.' I moved the mouse over the 'Open' option. I closed my eyes and opened the file. I opened my eyes to see that the file was a corrupted video file, I let out a huge sigh of relief when all of a sudden I heard a loud ding coming from my computer and by loud I do mean LOUD. I checked to see if I left my speakers turned on but they weren't even plugged in.
I saw that the person who sent me the file told me something. I checked his message and he said 'open it'. I was confused, does he know that the file is corrupted? I was going to press the file again until it opened by itself. My heart was pumping fast. The video started off in a dark room where you could see a figure curled up in the corner, crying.
I realized that the person was surrounded in a pool of blood. I saw it slowly standing up but the scene was cut. The scene after it the cut showed no one in the room but on the walls you could faintly see 'Behind you' writing in blood. Frozen I stared at the screen, I saw the person that was in the corner coming back onto the screen.
The lights turned on in the room and I could see that the person was a man that had long black hair, wearing nothing but trousers and it looked up. I hesitated, the camera done a close up to the person, he smiled and let out a loud scream. The sound came out of nowhere since the speakers were unplugged. I cupped my ears in pain because of the sound.
I turned around to see the man from the video wielding a machete in his hand. I look up to him crying and he just grinned at me.
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TOP KEK

I woke up and pulled the TOP KEK blanket off my hot bod (Okay, not-hot bod). I got up and took a TOP KEK shower. I ran out of TOP KEK shampoo. I cursed the TOP KEK god for giving me this horribly crappy life. then I had some breakfast. I had TOP KEK toast with TOP KEK orange juice. I hate that breakfast. So I went to work. On my way driving to my TOP KEK job in my TOP KEK car, I stopped at McTOPKEK for pink paste manufactured into hamburger meat. This TOP KEK breakfast is better then a healthy one.
When I got to work, I TOP KEK ran into my boss, who TOP KEK fired me for spilling coffee on all the computers. I left and bought a TOP KEK gun. I went back into my TOP KEK job and shot my TOP KEK boss with a bullet. I TOP KEK missed. He TOP KEK tackled me to the ground and started beating me up. The cops showed up and I went to jail. In TOP KEK jail. I learned the meaning of pain. I TOP KEK washed toilets and TOP KEK slept on the bottom bunk. I decided one day I wasn't gonna take it.
I TOP KEK fashioned a knife out of a spoon, and TOP KEK stabbed the hell out of those TOP KEK gaurds. I got outside and TOP KEK dug a hole out. I TOP KEK stole a car and drove back to my TOP KEK city. I broke into my TOP KEK former boss's house. I went into his bedroom and I TOP KEK stabbed him. He screamed out like a TOP KEK. His wife, who was not in bed, unexpectedly hit me with the TOP KEK butt of the gun in the back of my TOP KEK head. I fell down and looked up at her. She TOP KEK pointed the gun at me, cocked it, TOP KEK pointed it at me then
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TOYS R US ADVENTURE

I sometimes go into Toys R Us, dressed in my old filthy clothes, walk to the doll isle and whisper, "They're watching, and they want your blood..." to small children. Then when the security guard recognizes me, I throw off my overcoat, reveal my naked body, and sprint toward him screaming, "YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE SEBASTIAN."Then I face-crotch him mid-air 'till he drops, and smother him to death by the hand of my genitals. He tries to bite them so I release him, but the pain makes me "release" all over his face. I get up and stumble into the kid's bike isle while my testicles are hanging on by a bloody thread. By now a SWAT team is surrounding the perimeter of the building. Shoppers are cowering in fear with their children. I approach a woman, rip off the last of my shredded testicle, and gently place it on her forehead, and proclaim, "You are the chosen one. Never forget that." Once I get to the kid's isle, I steal a motorized plastic police car just big enough for me to sit in, with my knees upside my face and my legs spread over the doors. I operate the pedals with my hands. I drive around like an average shopper, ignoring the police sirens and negotiator shouting at me to stop from outside. I stop at delight when I reach a replica Woody doll. So I stand up, spit in my hand, lube up his head and proceed to violently hum the Toy Story theme as I sit on Woody's poor scalp. I get back into the vehicle and start screaming "YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME!" as I circle around terrified shoppers. I head towards the entrance of the store as blinding lights from police cars and sirens surround the parking lot. I get out of my vehicle and swipe open a small plastic packet of olive oil I had stored in my shoe, burst it open, and lube my entire body head to toe. I put my hands behind my head, squat, and slowly waddle like a Texas ranger towards the automatic doors. They open. The sky is musky grey and the rain is pouring heavily. My body is lit up with a thousand laser sights. I made sure the hanging Woody carcass suspended in my anus was in full view, then the negotiator shouts, "Stop what you're doing and lie on the floor with your hands behind your back". I laugh menacingly, strain my face, and with one abdominal push i splat the Woody onto the asphalt in a brown, bloody mess. A single tear rolls down my face, hidden in the rain. As i raise my arms and they prone their weapons, I circle my nipples with my fingers and finally scream, "IT'S ME AND YOU PIG, MAKE MY DAY." Those were my last words.
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TRC-003 - Underwater Machine

Project #: TRC-003
Level: 2
Description and Research: TRC-003 was first discovered by a fisherman. Scientists say it was just one of the wreckage of the plane, but the TRC did. Arguing that it's definitely not something that humans have created. After that, TRC-003 was added to Bio-8.
where TRC-003 has Lakshna like a normal engine But it's size is 10x10 km. and after that I found a painting that Probably related to aliens and squids, we followed the path and found the fact that TRC-003. It's the engine that comes from the UFO.
And after that TRC-003 we use EARZ to contact. We have found the truth that squids create heaven. But it's definitely not good, so I rushed to find a project assistant and that was MC$. We worked together to manage the octopus. The R5 later discontinued experiments with the TRC-003 because it was too dangerous.
Results: After that, R5 determined that TRC-003 was MIS.
Contributor: MC$
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TRC-008 - Alien

Project #: TRC-008
Level: 2
Description and Research: TRC-008 was discovered in 2017. During the year 2018, TRC-008 was known to be a common disease.
But we didn't believe it. We tried EARZ to contact and found that TRC-008 is a germ from octopus, so we used TELE to test it later. TRC-008 was tranfer to Bio-20 but not tested, as R5 saw that TRC-008 could kill anyone, so no testing was done, but research shows that TRC-008 is not dangerous as we think, but still kills anyone. After that, we cooperate with RL to eliminate TRC-008 to save the world. So we used the Ship-52 to destroy TRC-008.
Results: This project clearly states that TRC-008 belongs to the aliens.
Contributor: RL
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TRIGGER HURT AND PATRIXXX GO TO NORTH KOREA

__NOTOC__
==TEH FLITE==
Patrixxx and Trigger Hurt were embarking on a journey to North Korea by ship... Just fucking kidding, they took a plane, but they had to dodge every missle and nook that were thrown at them. They finally landed on Kim Jong-un's house and then big explosion and Kim Jong-un dieded and his skeleton popped out.
==TEH ESCAEP==
"Trigger, we need to find a way out" Patrixxx said. Trigger Hurt was brainstorming for a plan. "I got it!" Trigger screamed. Trigger's plan was to get on a nuclear missle, ride it all the way to the United States, and then jump off at 2300 feet. Patrixxx thought the plan was genius and a pony with high intelligence and good education would've thought of that. Trigger thanked Patrixxx for the generous compliment.
==TEH ESCAEP PAWRT TOO==
Patrixxx and Trigger mounted theirselves onto the nuclear missle and braced for launch. The missle launched and it was like a 6 hour flight to the US. As they re-entered the atmosphere and reached their evacuation point, they jumped off of the missle and opened their parachutes, followed by landing safely in the Sahara Desert. The missle landed in Washington D.C, specifically Brock Obama's office. There was this big ass face of Osama Bitch Laden in the shockwave cloud. Trigger went back to Ponyville and Patrixxx went back to Bikini Bottom. They lived happily ever after in the end.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!
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TROLLPASTA PROFILES

Evil patrixxx card.png|EVIL PATRIXXX'S entry
demmy card.png|Demmy's entry
Kermixxx card.png|EVIL KERMIXXX's entry
R41NB0W D45H card.png|R41NB0W D45H's entry
830px-Evil_Cap'n_Bawyer_Card.png|Evil Cap'n Bawyer's entry
evil spyrxxx.png|EVIL SPYXXX'S entry
princess celistia.png|Princess Celestia's entry
Trollpasta Profile KOROMO.JPG|EVIL KOROMO'S entry
THE MAN WITH A BAG card.png|THE MAN WITH A BAG entry
DHEH ZKHARWEE DHAORG.png|DHEH ZKHARWEE DHAORGS Entry
BrosephCard.jpg|Broseph's entry
Temlate.png|RCB's entry
Screen Shot 2015-11-19 at 7.44.11 AM.png|QUIDSWAT's entry
shrek is the one true ogrelord and i am donkey.png|SHREK'S ENTRY
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IM MAKING THIS FOR FUN IM MAKING CARDS ABOUT TROLLPASTA CHARACTERS BE PATIENT I WILL MAKE THEM AND UPLOAD THEM THE TIME I CAN BTW EVIL PATRIXXX IS GIVING BE A MEDAL FOR THIS GO MAKE THE CARDS YOURSELF LOL.
[[File:Base_trollpasta_cards.png|thumb|THE TEMPLATE SO YOU DONT MAKE SHITTY CARDS]]
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TROLLPASTA QUIZ

OKY SO DIS IS DA TROLPASTA QUIZ TO TETS UR TROLLPATA SURVIVIVAL SKILZ!!1!11!1!!1111DER AER TIN QUESHTUNS IN ALL AN ECH WON IZ WERTH 10 POINTS SPELING DOSENT CONT IN DE ASWERS AER AT DA BOTM BUTT NO CHETING!1!11DOSE HOO CHAET WILL BE KILD BY EVIL PATRIXXX AN DA SLAWNDURMAWNZ!!!111111OKY GUD LUK
==TRANSLATION==
Welcome to the Trollpasta Quiz, where you will be tested on your Trollpasta survival skills. You will answer 10 questions, each of which is worth 10 points. This quiz is entirely multiple choice, so spelling does not count (obviously).The answers are at the bottom of the page, but be sure to not look at them until you are through taking the quiz. Good luck.
==DA QUIZ==
<poll>
1.) YOU GET A GAEM AT A GARAWSH SELL AN IT HAS DA LAYBUL TORE OFF AND "POKEMON EVIL BLOODY DEATH VERSION" RITIN ON IT IN BLOD. WHAT DO?
A.) PLAY IT
B.) PUT IT IN DA RAFRIJERATUR
C.) GO STRAEKING
D.) ALL OF DE ABUV
</poll>
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<poll>
2.) YOUR PLAYIN DA GAM YOU GOT AT DA GARAWSH SELL AN ALL DA POKEYMON ARE DIE. WHAT DO?
A.) BURN IT
B.) BURY IT
C.) FLUSH IT DON DA TOYLET
D.) IS JUTS A GLICH KEP PLAYIN
</poll>
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<poll>
3.) YOUR AT DA COMPOOTER WHEN TEH SKREEN GOSE BLAK AN A TEKS BOX POPS UP DAT SEZ "DUN LOOK BEHIND YOU". WHAT DO?
A.) DO DA CHIKEN DANCE
B.) SMASH TEH COMPOOTER AN TROW IT OUT DA WIDOW
C.) GO TO DA BAFROOM
D.) TURN ARUND TO SEE WHAT BEHIN YOU
</poll>
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<poll>
4.) YOU SEE SOMTIN CREPY IN DA MIROR. WHAT DO?
A.) BRAK IT
B.) GET NAKD
C.) GO TO DA MIROR SHOP
D.) BECOM A INTERN AT NIKELODUN STUDOS
</poll>
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<poll>
5.) YOU IS A INTERN AT NIKELODUN STUDOS AN YOU FINE A LOTS EPISUDE OF SPUNGBOOB KALD "GOODBYE SQUADWIRD". WHAT DO?
A.) EET IT
B.) KIL PEPUL
C.) WACH IT
D.) WACH BAK TO DA FUTURWE
</poll>
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<poll>
6.) YOUR WACHIN BAK TO DA FUTURWE WEN DOC BROWN COMS IN AN SEZ "I WAS PHONE". WHAT DO?
A.) KIL HIM
B.) DO DA CHIKEN DANCE
C.) STEL HIS TIM MASHEEN
D.) ALL OF DE ABUV
</poll>
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<poll>
7.) YOUR WAKIN IN DA WUDZ AT NITE WEN YOU SEE DA SLAWDERMAN. WHAT DO?
A.) DIE
B.) GIV HIM 20 DOLRS
C.) POOPY
D.) AL OFF DE ABUV
</poll>
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<poll>
8.) YOUR SPAMIN DA TROLPATA WIKI AT NITE WEN YOU SEE A ADMIN. WHAT DO?
A.) GET BANED
B.) SOCKPUPET
C.) VANDILIZE DER TALK PAYSH
D.) ALL OF DE ABUV
</poll>
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<poll>
9.) YOU WAKIN DON DA STRET WEN A HYPER-RAELITSIC SKELTON POPS OUT. WHAT DO?
A.) PUNCH IT
B.) KEP WAKIN
C.) DO DA CHIKEN DANCE
D.) DIE OFF SHOK
</poll>
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<poll>
10.) YOU DOIN DA CHIKEN DANCE WEN YOU SEE EVIL PATRIXXX. WHAT DO?
A.) DIE
B.) DIE
C.) DIE HORABLY
D.) ALL OF DE ABUV
</poll>
==ANSWER KEY==
# A
# D
# B
# D
# A
# D
# D
# A
# B
# D
LOL NUN OF DEM AER C LOLOLOLOLOLOL becuz fuk c
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TRUE STORIES FROM SEAN'S CHILDHOOD

I ONCE SHAT IN MY PANTS IN 1ST GRADE, SUDDENLY, AND WAS SO HORRIFIED THAT I RAN INTO THE CAFETERIA BATHROOM AND HID IN A STALL, TRYING DESPERATELY TO CLEAN MY BROWN-STAINED TIGHTYWHITIES. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF CAREFUL FECES EXCAVATION, I STUFFED MY PANTS FULL OF TOILET PAPER AND WADDLED AROUND SCHOOL FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
THE COMBINATION OF THE STENCH AND THIS BIZARRE SPECTACLE CAUSED A TEACHER TO CALL MY MOM AS I WAS ON THE BUS, SO WHEN I GOT HOME SHE GENTLY TOOK ME INTO THE BATHROOM AND ASKED ME WHAT WAS IN MY PANTS...
UNABLE TO FORMULATE ANY REASONABLE EXPLAINATION THAT COULD GLOSS OVER THE HORROR OF THE TROUSER-SHITTING, I TOLD HER THAT THE CLOTTED WADS OF DAMP TOILET PAPER WERE A "SURPRISE PRESENT".
Originally from 711chan
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TRUE STORIES FROM SEAN'S CHILDHOOD 2

IN OUR SECOND GRADE, EACH DAY STARTED OUT WITH THE WHOLE CLASS SITTING IN A CIRCLE ON THE CARPET WHILE THE TEACHER WOULD TELL US WHAT ACTIVITIES WERE PLANNED FOR THAT DAY. SHE WAS OLD AND GOT THE ONE CUSHION TO SIT ON. ANYWAY, THERE WAS A MILDLY OBESE BUT OTHERWISE UNREMARKABLE GIRL IN OUR SECOND GRADE CLASS NAMED JENN OR SOMETHING. ONE DAY, HALFWAY THROUGH THIS UNCOMFORTABLE AND BORING SESSION, SHE FARTED EXTREMELY LOUDLY, AND THEN SORT OF CASUALLY LOOKED AROUND AT THE CLASS WITH THIS BLISSFUL, OBLIVIOUS SMILE ON HER FACE. WE ALL STARTED LAUGHING AND THE SMILE FADED IN ABOUT HALF A SECOND, AND WAS REPLACED BY A FLASH OF INSIGHT FOLLOWED BY TEARS. SHE RAN OUT OF THE ROOM.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH DOMINANCE HIERARCHIES IN NATURE BUT FOR EXAMPLE IN A PACK OF WOLVES, THE BOTTOM WOLF'S LIFE IS COMPLETE, UNRELENTING HELL AS ALL THE OTHERS SAVAGELY TORMENT IT TO REINFORCE THEIR OWN MORE DOMINANT POSITION. ONE SLIP OF THIS HAPLESS PERSON'S CLENCHED BUTTOCKS INSTANTLY AND PERMANENTLY REDUCED HER TO THIS POSITION FOR THE ENTIRE REST OF ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. THAT IS, FROM GRADES TWO THROUGH EIGHT SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY REVILED BY US ALL AND HAD NO FRIENDS EXCEPT WHEN ADULTS - WHO COULD NOT POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND THE INTRICATE LAWS OF STATUS - FORCED US TO INVITE HER TO OUR BIRTHDAY PARTIES. WE WOULD DEVISE GRIM POTENTIAL SCENARIOS: WOULD IT BE WORSE TO HUG JANE FOR 3 MINUTES OR HAVE TO HAVE ONLY NASTY SCHOOL SLOPPY JOES FOR LUNCH UNTIL YOU DIED? WOULD IT BE WORSE TO HAVE JENN SIT NEXT TO YOU OR LOSE A FINGER? WE YELLED THESE AT HER ON THE PLAYGROUND.
ONE SLIP OF THE BUTT-CHEEKS AND YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED.
Originally from 711chan
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TRUE STORIES FROM SEAN'S CHILDHOOD 3

AT SOME POINT, MY SISTER AND I GOT INTO A SAVAGE FIGHT IN THE BACK YARD OVER THE USE OF THE SLIP-N-SLIDE. THAT IS TO SAY, IT WOULD BE FAIR FOR US TO TAKE TURNS BUT BOTH OF US WANTED TO SIMPLY SLIDE BACK AND FORTH ON IT WITHOUT INTERRUPTION. AS WITH MANY WARS, CONTROL OF NATURAL RESOURCES WAS AT THE HEART OF THIS CONFLICT.
I MANAGED TO GET BEHIND HER, AND TWISTED HER ARM AROUND, RENDERING HER HELPLESS. USING MY ARM-LEVERAGE I FORCED HER OVER TO THE FLOWER BED, AND DEMANDED THAT SHE EAT A HANDFUL OF MUD, OR I WOULD PUNCH HER IN THE FACE. UNHAPPILY SHE COMPLIED, AND THEN RAN INSIDE TO TELL MY PARENTS ABOUT THIS "TREATY OF VERSAILLES"-STYLE ABUSE OF MY VICTORY. MY DAD ANGRILY CALLED OUT TO THE GARDEN FOR ME TO COME INSIDE BECAUSE "WE HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT". MY OTHER SIBLINGS HOWLED "PUNISH HIM", HOPING FOR A RARE SPANKING. HE TOLD ME THAT WHAT I DID WAS WRONG, AND THAT I WOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR IT.
WHILE I WAITED FEARFULLY, HE PRONOUNCED HIS JUDGEMENT: I WAS TO GO TO MY ROOM FOR HALF AN HOUR. MY SISTER CRIED "WHAT??????" IN SHOCK AS I RAN UP THE STAIRS LAUGHING.
TO THIS DAY, SHE CONSIDERS THIS ONE OF THE GREATEST INJUSTICES THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.
Originally from 711chan
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TTS Comedy Theory

As you may know, there are many TTS Comedy series'. But what you may not know is that they all have the same characters, Microsoft Sam, Microsoft Mike, Radar Overseer Scotty, Microsoft Mary, Bacon, and Microsoft Anna. These characters seem fake, but they are based on real people who are dead.
Sam was a comedian from the 1920's. He told many awful 'jokes' poking fun at minorities and Drag Queens. That is why he pokes fun of Mike for talking like a lady. Sam was killed by an offended individual in 1926 when he was shot in the neck.
Mike was Sam's brother. He was a female impersonator for a nearby speak easy, He was mocked by Sam when he would talk in a false feminine voice. Mike later died in 1930 of alcohol poisoning while trying moonshine that was too strong. 
Scotty was always an annoying person. As a young adult, he would always pull practical jokes on his friends. It was his only pass time because he was growing up during the great depression in a family that was constantly fighting. He would spend his weekdays shining shoes for money, at the end of the day, he would spend his earnings at a local restaurant on his favorite dish, baloney sandwiches. That eventually brought on his death, on the night of April 6, 1937, Scotty ate a baloney sandwich from the local eatery, that night, he vomited and passed out. The next morning, he was found dead in a puddle of bloody vomit, for the sandwich gave him food poisoning. In the afterlife, he pulls jokes on Sam, who dislikes him the most.
Mary was a smoker. She smoked up to three packs a day. She had an empty life after her husband died during World War II. To cope with her loss by smoking. She eventually died of Lung Cancer in 1949.
Bacon was a man who used to love bacon. During life, he would eat it every day for breakfast. He did not know it, but he had a heart defect that would increase his risk for a heart attack, and the bacon was not helping the cause. In 1961, during breakfast, he suffered a major heart attack, and died.
Anna was a quiet young woman, unlike the others, she was 19 when she died, she was constantly bullied, and was ignored by her parents. She hung herself in 1982 after she was mocked in the locker room because her breasts were smaller than the other girls'.
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Taboo: The Sixth Sense for NES

Taboo is a mysterious game developed by Rareware and published by Tradewest, is the first game with two advices in the cover, an age recomendation and one warning of considering all the game atrocities as simple fun. The programmers commited many irresponsabilities, as in the manual you can read that with Taboo you will be dealing with evil forces trying to destroy you. One of the most disturbing thing is the main screen that receives you with a red-eyed skull. Here is the anecdotes from a witness:
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Taco Bell Commercial Theory

For anyone who hasn't seen the recent Taco Bell ads, (I don't see how, as they're literally everywhere.) I am referring to the commercials where the characters stop what they are doing and go to Taco Bell when they hear a gong/bell sound. Obviously, there are many different commercials that depict the nacho fries as a power source. My theory is that the nacho fries are the physical embodiment of a malevolent entity that is trying to take over the Taco Bell multiverse. In each of these different TB universes, only the strongest people can properly use the power of the nacho fries while managing to survive.
I think this proves that the nacho fries (or the entity) are looking for a host in each universe. The horror themed ads show the nacho fries manipulating people's thoughts, the anime ad showed the nacho fries being used to power up the heroes (Possibly also the villain?) this ad seemed to be a direct reference to Power Rangers, and the most prevalent theory about PR is that Zordon is actually bad, yet he is the one who gave them their power source. (Well helped them find said power source.
There are also several post-apocalyptic themed ads. The one that clearly alluded to McDonald's becoming a utilitarian communistic government could be propaganda so TB could do so themselves in that universe. Another ad shows people under a bridge in a post-apocalyptic city who get Taco Bell during a rebellion. The most recent commercials seem to depict people who have been brainwashed/hypnotized into getting Taco Bell no matter what they are doing.
Now that I have listed the evidence, I will more clearly define my theory.
This fictional version of Taco Bell is possibly a cult that worship the entity (that they either imbued into their food, or who creates the food themself). Or the entity is possibly just controlling the company with it's mental manipulation. Either way, the entity is using the nacho fries (or even the rest of the temporary menu items) to find a host or to gain power. Whenever a brainwashed/hypnotized victim comes to eat, either the purchase or the physical act of eating the food empowers the entity. When the entity is strong enough, it's influence controls the government in that universe. (Possibly gaining a physical form) The rebellion was started to fight the entity and the government, but the entity got too strong, and they couldn't escape it's influence. Once the entity controls every universe, it will have finally won.
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