Vanadium

Vanadium is, unfortunately, not a member of the Idiotic Table of Elements. However, it is very malleable, just like every other metal you see daily, from caesium to mercury to bromine. It has atomic number 23, making it the first element with a prime atomic number above 20. According to a video posted on YouTube by ASAPScienceThe Periodic Table Song, Vanadium is used for wrenches, wrenches, wrench genocide, and most importantly, wrenches.
==History==
Vanadium had a complex plot involved with its discovery.
===Episode I: First Sights===
Vanadium was discovered circa 1800 by some guy down the street by the name of Andres. But this wasn't just any Andres. This was Andres "Vanadium" Manuel del Rio. Yeah, that guy. Everyone within a 3-centimetre radius of him has got to know him. He was investigating lead that came out of his asshole, when he noticed it wasn't actually lead because he didn't die. He investigated and claimed he had found naturally-occuring Analium. However, people were quick to point out that he was looking at the Idiotic Table, rather than the Periodic Table. He then found out that there was supposed to be an element between Steel and Chromium. Then, an idea sprung up. What if he just added his nickname as an element so everyone would know about him? His nickname was a "valid" element name, anyways, but he could've just named it Kyle and no one would've cared. But when we thought this was all over with, some french asshole decided to screw this entire lore up by claiming Andres had just used impure chromium. Andres assumed he was right and backed off. You should've committed first-degree murder, man!
===Episode II: Second Sights===
Vanadium was spotted for a second time when someone who was birthed with the idiotic name of Nils Gabriel Norri--I mean--Sefström was going through puberty when he managed to spot something peculiar in his glass of iron-flavoured milk bottle. There was a tiny bit of impurity in it! He was thinking about just whining to his mother, but then he saw an opportunity. He pulled up his big boy pants and did scientific research on the impurities. It was almost the exact same as Andres' "impure chromium." He had confirmed that this element existed. He allowed the element to be named "Vanadium" after Andres "Vanadium" Manuel del Rio.
===Episode III: Epilogue===
Vanadium has since been treated in the "automobile" around the beginning of the 20th century with the introduction of Ford's Model T, where the T stands for Tvanadium. Soon, everyone above the age of 32 knew Vanadium was a thing. However, no one below the age of 13 knew Vanadium was a thing. They think V stands for Violence. That's one of the consequences of school systems. Today, about 0.019 percentI googled it! of the Earth's Crust is made out of Vanadium. This is why dirt is so malleable.
==Summary==
Nothing is known about Vanadium other than...
===Episode I: First Sights===
Vanadium was discovered circa 1800 by some guy down the street by the name of Andres. But this wasn't just any Andres. This was Andres "Vanadium" Manuel del Rio. Yeah, that guy. Everyone within a 3-centimetre radius of him has got to know him. He was investigating lead that came out of his asshole, when he noticed it wasn't actually lead because he didn't die. He investigated and claimed he had found naturally-occuring Analium. However, people were quick to point out that he was looking at the Idiotic Table, rather than the Periodic Table. He then found out that there was supposed to be an element between Steel and Chromium. Then, an idea sprung up. What if he just added his nickname as an element so everyone would know about him? His nickname was a "valid" element name, anyways, but he could've just named it Kyle and no one would've cared. But when we thought this was all over with, some french asshole decided to screw this entire lore up by claiming Andres had just used impure chromium. Andres assumed he was right and backed off. You should've committed first-degree murder, man!
===Episode II: Second Sights===
Vanadium was spotted for a second time when someone who was birthed with the idiotic name of Nils Gabriel Norri--I mean--Sefström was going through puberty when he managed to spot something peculiar in his glass of iron-flavoured milk bottle. There was a tiny bit of impurity in it! He was thinking about just whining to his mother, but then he saw an opportunity. He pulled up his big boy pants and did scientific research on the impurities. It was almost the exact same as Andres' "impure chromium." He had confirmed that this element existed. He allowed the element to be named "Vanadium" after Andres "Vanadium" Manuel del Rio.
===Episode III: Epilogue===
Vanadium has since been treated in the "automobile" around the beginning of the 20th century with the introduction of Ford's Model T, where the T stands for Tvanadium. Soon, everyone above the age of 32 knew Vanadium was a thing. However, no one below the age of 13 knew Vanadium was a thing. They think V stands for Violence. That's one of the consequences of school systems. Today, about 0.019 percentI googled it! of the Earth's Crust is made out of Vanadium. This is why dirt is so malleable.
Vanadium is...all of that. Did you get that? Good.
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