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Glow Stick

The Glow was a creature from the year 1200, however after keeping several towns awake with psychedelic glowing they were executed with the The Britney Spear. However the evil lord Skeletor collected the penises from the beasts and froze them. Hence, the Glow's Dick was obtained.the glowstick contains special glowing mixture obtained from deep within a portaloo. the Glow Stick is a retardation of the original name. Skeletor then used the sticks to take over the world but was defeated by Chuck Norris and balance was restored... to Chuck Norris.
==Uses==
*For obvious reasons the glowstick can be used for pleasurable/non-pleasurable anal stimulation, penetration and probing; as demonstrated very well by Crawfs, or Fag (which ever seems easier at the time).
*Battering ram for small houses and the front of peoples faces/vagina's depending on what you are facing.
*Your Mum GO CAPTAIN CAM
*Tactical Korean/Japanese Distraction, for use in times of war. Also known as T.K.D. or T.J.D.
*Cheap hair dye.
*Glowsticks are excellent sources of vitamin GLOW and Neon which can be found in many forms of rape.
*If correctly injected into the eyes, glowsticks will cure all forms of cancer.
*Possible protection against Chuck Norris, however this is yet to be confirmed as he found them so annoying he destroys those who use them.
==Self Defence==
It is a well known fact that glowsticks can be used to defeat enemies by blinding their Brown Eye or bludgeoning them to death with pretty colours.
Goa Tse's school of the expanding ring frequently train in the art of glow-fu-do (Not edible). A deadly martial art involving the insertion of a glowstick into one's urethra.
If someone is able to gather enough glowsticks together and put them into a microwave they can summon the sun and defeat the darkness in places such as the anus and various people's skulls. Only one person has done this thus far and that was Bruce Lee who used it to find out what was in Goatse.
==Cults==
Readily Available Vaginal Excretions also known as R.A.V.Es are groups of assassins who try to kill people by covering their bodies in glowing glowstick fluid and blind people by running into them. These assassins usually travel in groups and can be spotted by their multi-coloured glow.
==Not Related To This Page==
*Your Cousin
*Your Penis
*Whatever is created when your penis is introduced to your cousin.
Category:Inventions 
Category:Creatures
Gnome

Gnome can refer to:
*The GNOME graphical user interface for Linux. 
*The Lawn Gnome that runs John Deere tractors.
*The Underpants gnomes that serve as Victoria's Secret's in-house accounting system.
*The theory involving all of physics being traceable to gnome activity.
*The fear of gnomes, or gnome syndrome
*The most popular playable character race in World of Warcraft.
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GoAnimate

GoAnimate, stylized as Go!Animate and now we should call it Vyond, is a 2D “animation” website originally made for making edutainment and business videos until some teenagers got their hands on it and made it so Caillou and other "baby show" characters got their ass grounded for ridiculously long times by his dad and maybe even worse, flooding a business tool with offensive jokes, the TTS engine failing to pronounce 2342344321324 years, laughing and crying being "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" and "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" respectively and making non-grounded animations rare as shit.
Over the years, GoAnimate was popular with businessmen who didn't want their ass fired by their Phoenix Wright-looking boss who wants professional looking videos. Thing is, GoAnimate is not very professional, like at all. Same thing with the grounded videos. They’re everywhere and not funny.
== Those kinds of videos ==
On YouTube, a certain kind of video emerged known as grounded videos or punishment day videos are the definition of either cringe or comedy gold. It usually involves a baby show character doing the bad thing and getting in dead meat, resulting in over-the-top extreme punishments only Satan could give to dumbasses living in Hell beating a dead horse. This act of flailing arms and robotic voices tends to be a grounding of a ridiculous amount of time (i.e: a trillion years, or 6) and sometimes the parents and their karen ass give out a punishment day. This is a series of punishments that involve the victim of the grounding getting their ass handed to them with brutal punishments, such as cock and ball torture, murder (HOLY SHIT), burning of the skin, destroying their favorite place (usually Chuck eeeee Cheeses), animal cruelty, and sometimes rape. Fucked up, I know. 
Category:Websites
Category:Web humor
Category:Animation
GoGuardian

GoGuardian is that one school program that blocks every types of fun, and forces students to suffer in school having absolute boredom. They block stuff ranging from video games to porn (Note: The word is meant to bypass the GoGuardian filter, for those students reading this article with GoGuardian installed on their devices) and all of those other kinds of stuff.
While this is used to stop gamers gaming on their school devices, it is also used to prevent anybody committing suicide by spying on students. If a student is to, for example, search the suicide prevention hotline phone number, it can dispatch the police to their address immediately, to save lives and protect students.
==Quotes from Random kids who hate GoGuardian==
==Kids who like GoGuardian==
Adolf Hitler's great grandson
Future President of Dubai, Michael JacksonSee? No one. Nobody.
==History of GoGuardian==
GoGuardian first started in 2014 and is located somewhere in the bottom part of Cali and the beach side of Cali. It was founded by three drunk guys who decided to ruin all of school kids fun, and is currently lead by one of the founders. As of April 2019, it continues as GoGuardian DNS, beacon, teacher, and admin. This gives reason for young, innocent kids to commit suicide (It spying on kids was suppose to stop suicide, but it causes suicide itself), and ruins their fun, torturing them throughout the already long struggle that school is, and inevitably, causes people to fail in life.
Category:Software
Go (programming language)

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Go (Persian: گه, lit. "shit") is an esoteric programming language made by Google in 2007, Go originated from the aftermath of Ken Thompson mistyping everything trying to program in C while drunk.
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== Design ==
Go was designed as a bad joke out of Ken Thompsons typos in 2007, it was specifically meant to cause cerebral infarction to its users. 
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The cerebral infarction caused by the language generated loyal users of it, Gophers.
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== Usage ==
People who write Go can't tell what Go could be used for due to the cerebral infarction it causes. 
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Go can be perfectly used for the quick loss of brain cells and is a great method of self torture. 
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== Code example ==
We would provide more examples, but every single piece of Go ever written looks identical.
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 "fuck": []map[string]map[string]bool{
 map[string]map[string]bool{
 "this": map[string]bool{"language": true},
 "i'm": map[string]bool{"having a stroke": true},
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 "god": map[string]bool{"someone": true},
 "help": map[string]bool{"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA": true},
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 "REEEEEE": []map[string]map[string]bool{
 map[string]map[string]bool{
 "my fingers": map[string]bool{"hurt": true},
 "please fucking": map[string]bool{"shoot me": true},
 },
 },
 }
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Category:Programming languages
Go Daddy

GoDaddy is an Internet based web site that allows internet surfers anywhere in the world to search, record, register, pay for, and buy internet domain names that do not already belong to Bob Parsons. GoDaddy.com owns all names in the new world, and holds the copyright for common names such as Frank, Bryan, and Iain. All babies born after 2001 have to register their names at GoDaddy.com for $8.95 per year, or they run the risk of being eaten by Bob Parsons.
Initially only being a domain registrar, GoDaddy made a corporate strategy in 2003 of adding at least one product or service to its line up every single day, and their checkout process is now legendary in capitalist circles, taking over 9 hours to complete and offering the domain purchaser extra products including (but not limited to) web hosting, anti virus software, groceries, DVD rental, furniture restoration, emergency medicine, and birth contraception.
The front page of GoDaddy.com is a coveted position for top male photographic models to flaunt their talents to GoDaddy's mostly homosexual male customer base. It is rumoured that GoDaddy plans a hostile takeover of MySpace.com where it will require registration of faces by 2009 and is in private discussions with the Canadian government which plans to outsource it's patent, copyright and trademarking offices to GoDaddy.
==History==
It was revealed in 2005 that the dirty sodomite Bob Parsons, due to childhood issues, originally considered the names 'GayDaddies.com', 'HotDaddies.com' before deciding on the final more submissve and accepting 'GoDaddy'.
In 2005, Bob traumatised the world through a wardrobe malfunction which left his right breast exposed during the Super Bowl half-time show in what appears to be either a publicity stunt or an attempt to impress Justin Timberlake. CBS was fined a record $1.5 million by the FCC and the Fashion Police in the wake of this incident and subsequent broadcasts of the event have been moved to Fox - a network controlled by Mexican president Vicente Fox. While the publicity allowed an extra two domain names to be sold, seemingly nobody cares as both were in the spam-ridden and largely-worthless .biz and .info hierarchies.
To this day, GoDaddy still operates sites doing business under names such as "stopdaddy.com" and "godaddysucks.com" - all clear references to the troubled childhood issues of sexuality and abuse with which it has had to grapple helplessly while growing up as a developmentally-delayed domain name registrar in a bad part of town.
The company operates on the genius methodology that tits and ass in proper utilization make up for integrity and customer service any day of the week. Many Biblical scholars have identified Parsons as a possible candidtae for the mysterious "false prophet' of the apocalyptic writing of Revelations.
==External links==
* See the Go Daddy Girls at 
* See the forums at http://forums.nodaddy.com
* See Bob's evil conspiracy with Afilias to subvert and take over the entire .US at http://www.dnalliance.us
* Just don't bother seeing uncyclopedia.com, there's nothing there but linkspam.
category:websites
Gobbledygook

Gobbledygook is one of the 604 national languages of London, Ontario. However, no one understands Gobbledygook, so it is rarely used (only about 24% of Londoners and 37% of baboons use Gobbledygook on a regular basis.)
==History==
In 1757, Napoleon Bonaparte, it is said, went mad. He bantered on and on about chickens and yolk. This is likely the first use of Gobbledygook. Gobbledygook gradually grew in popularity throughout the 18th centery, eventually reaching a point where some schools started hiring chickens to teach Gobbledygook to children. When that didn't work, the London City Counsel passed a law stating that you must have been born in Turkey to be allowed to learn Gobbledygook. Pretty soon, almost 96.7% of Turkish boys and 92.7% of Turkish girls were fluent in Gobbledygook. This posed a problem to the few people who couldn't understand this language. Many chickens were well paid, and many years later, a chicken named Mike had his head chopped off by robbers so that they could steal his fortune of around 67,013,000 Pounds. Mike survived without his head for some time, but he eventually died in the middle of shooting a scene for Shrek the Third.
In the 19th century, many other people learned Gobbledygook. The great Canadian Glooscap feigned a Turkish origin to learn Gobbledygook. Sir Frederick Banting also learned the language, but rarely ever used it. In 1850, riots broke out in the Canadian cities of Windsor, Lasalle, Sarnia, Strathroy, London, Waterloo, Stratford, Toronto, Belleville, and North Bay. People were deeply upset that chickens didn't need to be from Turkey to know Gobbledygook. The riots stopped only when Steve Ballmer and Sir Francis Drake slaughtered a chicken fluent in Gobbledygook to God. After the riots, Gobbledygook slowly got less popular.
God-Fearing Republicans

Republicans who fear God. They fear God so much, that they try to control others to avoid upsetting God. They do this by passing laws to take away freedom, because freedom is slavery. They are against education, because ignorance is strength, so they often cut education spending from the budget. They are always declaring war, because war is peace.
These Republicans are often confused with gay Republicans, a race forced to extinction by the infamous gay hunter, Dick Cheney.
The God-Fearing Republicans control Oceania, Eurasia, and Eastasia. They preach fascism in a conservative way. This led to an uprising of Liberal Terrorists who don't fear God but instead fear Dog. They like to eat God's shorts to please Dog.
Some claim the God that the God-Fearing Republicans fear is really Big Brother, Loki, or Supply-side Jesus, and not actually God or Jesus or even Jesus Christ. This is hard to determine, as questioning the God-Fearing Republicans is unpatriotic, in violation of the Patriot Act, and results in a lifetime of surveillance by the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security. 
Still, despite most citizens being against the God-fearing Republicans, they still seem to vote them into office. Some claim this is due to voter fraud, while others say that most voters are just stupid and punched the wrong hole in the ballot card. Others say that God has rigged the elections so the God-fearing Republicans will win.
God says that God-Fearing Republicans are really cool and he loves them. Jesus and his little brother Abraham are totally ashamed of their father for this reason. God says he made God-Fearing Republicans out of iron instead of clay so they could be stronger than other people, but the angels that saw him make them said that God was drunk at the time and made them out of bubble wrap.
== Facts and figures about God-Fearing Republicans ==
*They hate Massachusetts.
*Although most of them are homophobic, many of them are in fact homosexuals.
==See also==
*Crimethink
*God
*Big Brother
*Loki
*Liberal Terrorists
*Doublethink
*Patriot Act
*Legislation
*Kenny Kuhn Klan
*Holy Bible: Revised Neocon Edition
*Requiem Republicam
Category:Religion
Category:Politics of the United States
Category:Cults
Category:Ineffective Left Wing Propaganda
Category:Things That Will Kill You
God complex

A God complex is a psychological aberration causing a being to believe themselves to be God or some other kind of deity in any way. It can also mean: 
*Playing God, who doesn't have to genuinely have a God complex, those who just pretend they're God also count, but there have been recorded cases of people pretending to be God so other people will worship them for the God they supposedly are (see Demiurge). 
*Self-aggrandizement, a big part of God complexes; believing yourself to be omnipotent, omniscient, infallible, sovereign, etc... (creator optional). 
*God mode, whose name suggests this cheat gives you a God complex, because it supposedly makes you invincible instead of literally being something like Minecraft's Creative Mode. 
*The Antichrist, who the Bible describes in many places as having a God complex, asking the Jews to worship him or die. 
*Yahweh ben Yahweh, who obviously has enough of a God complex to literally write a self-insert called "The Holy Bible", whose plot is literally copypasted down to the small capitalized letters from the King James Bible. Of course it's revealed that he's just some hobo looking to start his own cult by claiming that the Bible was his own self-insert fanfic on "Real Life".
God v. Nietzsche

God jumps around the room, displaying His ninja skillz
Note: The above quote is sometimes misattributed to Nietzsche's desire for people to stop making fun of his moustache.
Note: This quote is sometimes misattributed to God's explanation of why heaven is warm
Note: This quote is sometimes misattributed to Nietzsche's feelings on wanting fries with that.
Note: The above quote is sometimes misattributed to God's feelings about fornication.
Category:Religion
Category:Philosophy
Godot

==Waiting For Godot==
==Waiting For Godot To Write The Article==
This article will be posted momentarily. Just keep refreshing your browser every few minutes until it appears.
In the meantime, you may want to read the fascinating article on Nihilism. Right click and choose "Open in new tab" in order to keep this page open.
I wonder if there is an article about Samuel Beckett on Uncyclopedia. Let's find out.
During the article upgrade, please do not try to edit this article. However, feel free to add to the discussion page.
==Waiting For Godot On Stage==
:Nurse: The clock hath struck and struck again, and yet he is not here.
:Juliet: Why does he not come? O feel how my heart trembles...
:Nurse: 'Tis unlike a gentleman to make a lady wait, if she is not a lady-in-waiting.
:Juliet: Good Nurse, your jests fly like lead balloons so vexed am I.
:Romeo (entering chamber): Hallo! I am here!
:Juliet: Please sit, good sir, and have a cookie. We are waiting for Godot.
:Romeo: I would like to snuggle-rape the shit out of you!
:Flakeo (entering, riding your mom): FLAKEO!!! I LIKE LITTLE BOYS!!!
==Waiting For Godot To Get Out Of The Loo==
Hasn't he finished yet? Maybe he has...and is just tormenting us. Unlock the door, Godot! We know you're in there!
How can it take Godot 45 minutes to use the water closet? Perhaps he has escaped through the window, leaving his friends on the wrong side of a locked door. Perhaps he suffered an infarction, and will never use the loo again.
We should be patient and wait. But it is difficult.
==Waiting For Godot To Reboot==
==Waiting For Godot At The Arrivals Pickup==
We've been around the pickup loop three times, and Godot is still nowhere to be seen. Perhaps he's still at the baggage claim? We saw him there earlier, but he wasn't there when we went to get the car. We'd park and look, but the traffic cop won't let us. She keeps telling us to pull around, and...
WAIT! It's Godot!
Oh, wait, no it isn't. That fellow looks remarkably like Godot, though. Perhaps we should hire him to show to Godot's mother, and just leave Godot here.
We're increasingly unhappy that we didn't bring Godot's niece; she's rather good with the Where's Waldo? books.
And now the traffic cop is telling us to move along. Where are you, Godot?
We've been around the pickup loop four times, and Godot is still nowhere to be seen...
== Waiting for Godot To Finish Drinking Coffee ==
We waited for hours outside of the coffee shop for Godot, but he was nowhere to be seen. What could Godot be doing in there? We looked, but he wasn't there. That's one of his rules.
Category:Alcoholic Communists
Category:Historical Nonsense
Category:Firstnameless
Gogol Bordello

Gogol Bordello is the most supreme band in the field of New York Ukrainian punk rock. They are not so premium with english, and often must consult their seeing eye bitch to tell which city they go to next (though do not have the worry, they are not blind, only they think this). They like to go hipity hop around the world, and make their underground gypsie punk, and have you ware purple as you go and follow. 
"Why you ware purple?" you say. Well, answer is simple. Even though song titled as such is not as funky-groovy as other song, it stand out because it's relation to former member Oscar Wilde. Oscar Wilde was crazy member of band, but he was a fag-muffin, and he wrote crazy song encouraging other to use their supreme penises to stick in anushole of other man, which got shortened to "Start Waring Purple, Bitch". Eugene Hütz was not pleased with this, so he said "Oscar, you are supreme duchebag, go fuck yourself." He did not listen, and instead fucked goat in Ukrainian tradition. He got away with this, but when he tried it on seeing eye bitch, dogs were barking, and he was cought. He proclaimed that in your time it was not a crime, but he still went to jail where he had a very not supreme time.
== Eugene Hütz's Moustache==
Is suspected that lead singer Eugene Hütz get his distinctive handlebar mustache after he took a walk on his backyard in his homeland Ukraine, site of the great failure Chernobyl explosion(part of Russia's "Let's See What We Can't Put a Nuclear Reactor into" Program). After that he became refugee, and used his mustache to store food and scare away hobbits, but when he shaved it for the movie "Everything is Illuminated" Elijah Wood came out from the shire to only to discover he sucked at life. It was only when Gogol Bordello Sicked the seeing eye bitch on the hobbits that this stopped.
Last year,Mr Hutz was awarded the MUSTACHE OF THE CENTURY AWARD from former champion daniel day lewis. Arthurton barthaton and his mustache came in close second. Sadly, arthurtons mustache couldent handle the stress of losing. He was found in his home dead from a self inflicted shaving,he was only 15.
== Discography ==
*Purple, it's Pretty 1999
*You Know, Purple Would Look Nice on You 2002
*Just because I Like Purple and Have a Mustache does not Make me Gay 2005
*Jesus Wore Purple too you Know 2007
*Purple is Maximum Good 2010
Category:American musical groups
Going to California

The California Bureau of Travel has created a list of necessities when traveling to the Golden State, as well as some descriptions of the state itself for prospective immigrants:
*Provisions
:Stuff
:Wine
*Companions
:Woman unkind
:Girl
::Love in eyes
::Flowers in hair
:Queen
::Without a king
::Plays guitar
::Cries
::Sings
:Woman who has never been born
*Transportation
::Jet plane
:::Big
:::Not All The Same
::Mare
:::White
*Emotions
:Resoluteness
::Make up mind to make a new start
:Aching in heart
:Uncertainty
::Wonder how tomorrow could follow today
:Despair
::Thoughts of sinking
:Self-delusion
::Tell self it's not as hard as it seems
:Dreaming
::Rainy day
*Geographical features of California
:Sea
::Red
:Sky
::Grey
:Mountains, canyons
::Seismically unstable
:Path
::Straight
::High
:Mountain of dreams
::Includes hill
*Deities
:Children of sun
:Gods
::Wrathful
::Pugilistic
*For those who've left, but are now going back to Cali, we recommend:
:Knowledge
::How to Party
:Distrust
::Of your own resolve to return
:Stylin'
::Profilin'
==See also==
* Led Zeppelin
Category:American culture
category:American music
category:Songs
Category:California
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Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Travel