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Basilica

Basilica are a group of almost extinct reptile species, best known from St. Peter's Basilica or Godzilla (Basilica halitosisia). Although they are powerful, Basilicas are still 150 years too young to even examine a Grue, but they are still scary. First described basilica was the St. Peters by <gasp> St. Peter.
==How to identify==
Basilicas have the following abillities, which makes them different from grues and yeti:
*Breath attacks(like poison, AIDS, fire, bad breath, exploding cheese etc. and any combination of these)
*Laser Eyes
*Instant brainbreaking attacks
*Chain lighting
*AAAAAAAAAttack (makes you AAAAAAAAA! for eternity).
*Big 'n scary (not as Mr. T, but alike)
==Lifeline==
Like most reptiles and grues, basilicas are born from eggs. Then, they are Level 1 noobs. They have about 1 month to evolve to Level 10 and create a breath attack or nobody will care about them.
After 2 months of levelling, farming and killing frogs, basilici are big enough to eat Arnold Schwarzenegger, or even . An other month of powerlevelling make a basilica strong enough to being hired to some dirty job (like they did in Harry Potter). Basilica can be localised, as in Hogwarts, but because nobody cared about the one there, it became angry, and almost huffed Ginny.
==Weapons that are effective against Basilici==
*Tamed grues
*Eye beams!
*Galaxy angel
*Russian Reversal
*Harry Potter
*Windows XP
==Notes==
*Killed a basilica? Nothing to do with the remains? Satan will buy from you! Call 666 now!
*Basilica made from stone are immune to the Galaxy Angel
*Basilica are summonable, but never try to summon one in Russia before 1989. You know why.
*Basilica exists in The Matrix, living careless, and in eternal youth, but they are Bat Fuck Insane
*Basilica, that specialised in using fire, are burning your dog
==See also==
*Grue
*St. Peter's Basilica
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Basingstoke

Basingstoke (commonly referred to as Blazingsmoke, Roundabout City, The Oakley Massive or simply BStoke Bruvva) is a theme park near Hampshire in which the main attractions are the roundabouts. The roundabouts are constructed by world-class Imagineers who are often only armed with compasses and signs. Rides are typically circular in shape, and are spread among three areas, commonly referred to by Cast Members and Imagineers as "housing estates" or in the case of Oakley, "the largest retirement home in the land".
==Festival Place==
Festival Place is the centre of the park and is home to many amusements and rides. Festival Place, surprisingly, is the part of the park with the least number of roundabouts, although at least 3 must be traversed before entering the building. Access to all other areas is provided on a need-to-pee basis, because of the low frequency of buses.
*Multi-Storey Mania A white-knuckle ride popular with locals and tourists alike. Bring an automatic car with bad handling for twice the fun.
*Apple Imagination Station A location seemingly popular with people who like blue tee-shirts. Referred to by Apple as "So shiny, you can almost see the guy with the Apple uniform behind you who is stealing your Android phone and suing you for looking like the people who work there." 
*Festival Plaice A place with a lot of plaice. Book late to avoid excitement.
*Marks and Spencer Despite popular belief by middle aged husbands, the Marks and Spencer store in Basingstoke is the only Marks and Spencer store where the time warp function isn't on all the time, which Marks and Spencer have denied on multiple occasions, although it is generally believed by the general public to be that. Notable occasions in which the time warp function has been reported to have been disabled include, during wartime, when somebody is in a rush, and when men go in the store.
== Leisure Park ==
The leisure park is the main roundabout spectation area, with a bowling centre, a bowls centre, a big swimming pool and a Hunger Games arena. Restaurants are aplenty, for all of your food desires. Also nearby is the ODEON cinema, in which roundabout fanatics and normal people come to watch the latest roundabout documentaries.
*KFC Basically McDonald's with more chicken.
*McDonald's
For all of your beef horse desires. Known as the only McDonald's store in the UK to be situated in a pile of dirt.
*Bowling Ball, down alley. DO YOU REALLY NEED ME TO EXPLAIN????
*Swimming Pool Highlights are: Broken Jacuzzi of doom, Green slide of death (no, literally), and the Blue slide of malfunction.
==See also==
*Swindon
Category:Towns in England
Bastille

The Bastille was a famous Gay French Dance Club in Paris, famous for its raunchy leather S&M required dresswear. To this day, with only a short incursion in 1789, the Bastille has been the utmost in exclusive Dance Clubs, with a longer line than most amusement park rides.
==History==
The Bastille was built in 1634, by Martin Luther, and made to be a coffeehouse. He had hoped that it would be a pleasant stage for upcoming Christian Rock groups, but when he was executed by the French Law system, his will left it to Liberacci. Because of this, several changes were made:
#All Christian Rock Groups were to be replaced by Madonna and Elton John.
#Bibles would be replaced with magazines containing Gay Pornography.
#Sunday Morning Mass was replaced with Sunday Morning Masturbation.
#The Spanish Inquisition was no longer allowed to come on friday nights, but their bondage equipment was welcome to stay.
#Bastille Day would no longer recognize Bastille, but rather would commemorate Signor Michelangelo Antonioni for inventing the steel mill.
==Rise of the Bastille==
Not long, the changeover took France by storm. Raunchy Sex parties were being held every night, and people were flocking just to see the place.
As success rose, critics argued it would be short lived. Pope Pius XVII said "I'd have a better time in the confession box with a young boy." Many said that it just wouldn't last. The club was becoming increasingly selective in who got in, and many people were being left out in the cold.
==Fall of the Bastille==
On Friday the 14th, 1789, King Louis held the biggest party that anyone had seen. The party lasted so long, that it went on for weeks. However, the happiness would not last, as Maximillian Robespierre, famous retail salesman in the market of execution devices, entered the party, and was being held against his will by an overzealous partygoer.
Robespierre's posse got very worried, and were ready to go in and rescue him. They were stopped by the bouncer of the club, and asked to leave. Not taking no for an answer, they found some guns and riot gear, and attacked the Bastille.
After eradicating most of the people inside, the people realized that the Bastille was becoming too much of a deadly dungeon full of STD's and other unholy traits.
The Catholic Church, with the help of Jesus' carpentry and construction powers, deconstructed the Bastille and left it to waste.
==See Also==
* Paris
* Gecko Huffing
* Bastille Day
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Bat Fuck Afternoon

Bat Fuck Afternoon is the name of an upcoming film about an irrepressible twit who keeps running around in a large bank screaming wildly conflicting instructions to employees. It will be filmed by Sidney Lumet once he hears of this idea, provided he is still alive and active by that time. Seeing how quickly important news travel on this planet now that Billgates built the Internews, this might well be inside the window of probability, somewhere there between the triple-insulated glass those modern houses have. Stupid rich fuckers have to have all that fancy shit. I hate them for putting my idea in airless space. Is it airless? That would stand to reason because vacuum has nothing to lead the warmth away from the house. This would provide great energy savings.
==Plot==
Early one morning a weird-looking character (played by an Al Pacino lookalike) approaches a bank with an equally weird-looking lookalike of the second edition. One of the characters - it doesn't matter which - hands an AK-47 asshole rifle to the other, who then proceeds to rob another bank with a John Casale lookalike. The audience will be disappointed later, because the exciting bank robbery subplot is never mentioned again. Many of them have enough brains to take the whole thing as a joke, but in some cases the more proactive and chemically saturated ones take matters in their own hands and smash movie theaters to fucking smithereens.
The character without the asshole rifle walks into a bank and starts yelling at employees, who do their best to fulfill his commands. This proves impossible, because he mostly gives orders to one and opposing orders to another. Thus, for instance, when customers later try to get into the bank, they are met at the doors by several employees - some of whom try to keep the doors shut while others try to open them. 
The movie does not have a lot of pre-meditated dialogue, because it needs none. The only one with clear lines is the Al-Pacino-lookalike-minus-asshole-rifle (Aplmar from now on). The rest of the cast consists of stunts, because this makes for more spectacular fight scenes. Alcohol and hard drugs will not be spared during filming. Due to trade unions' demands, real weapons will be prohibited, which is a pity - but that's America for you.
==Cast==
If you didn't read all of the previous chapter (why didn't you?), the cast (besides about a hundred stuntmen) will consist of one John Casale lookalike and two Al Pacino lookalikes. Any old lookalikes will do. They don't even need to be actors because the whole thing will be a fucking mess anyway.
==Critical acclaim==
What the header says. They will all love it, except Roger Ebert, who will probably be dead by the time the film is finished. I mean, he's dead now.
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Bat Fuck Arsebattery

Bat Fuck Arsebattery was one of the least known secretly secret"Secretly secret" naturally means that nobody is supposed to know the weapon is secret weapons used in the Second World War II. It was basically a huge cat-a-bolt used by the Eskimo Brigade and some Norwegian fishermen to sink Mainstream Norwegian armored walruses in the northern Atlantic. As ammunition it used dead cats into which dynamite sticks had been rammed. The weapon was used in such operations as the battle of Kierkegaard Smörgården, where dozens of walruses were turned into starfish grub. 
==History==
Bat Fuck Arsebattery was invented in 1943 by a well-toasted Icelandic partisan, Joenaers Splodegsson. By March of the same year it had become clear the Norwegian Underground needed a new weapon: the armored walruses were roaming the beaches unbridled, masticating torsk at their pleasure. They also ate cod whenever they wanted to. This had a telling effect on the fisher detachment of the Underground: there were few places to fish underground so the detachment needed to control some of the beaches to keep fishing. The invention of Bat Fuck Arsebattery came about as a flash of genius during one of the encounters with ferocious walruses: Splodegsson tried throwing a dead cat at an armored walrus but succeeded only in escaping with his life You have no idea how dangerous a full-grown male walrus is, do you?. This induced him to yell: "The next time the cat will have a dynamite stick up its arse, you lumbering hippopotamus!" and that was it. No painful struggles with confusing ideas for us up north.
==The most impressive naval victory scored using this controversial weapon==
This was the aforementioned battle of Kierkegaard Smörgarden which raged on from the 14th of August 1944 to the 32nd of May 1946. If the overdrawn time period needs an explanation: nobody told Jens to quit shooting because he was far out on the arctic ice floats for the last three years of the war. Also his calendar was made in Retroslavia, and nobody succeeded in convincing him that his dates were outdated. During it, Jens Öljehammersson allegedly sunk 1500 armored walruses, shot down a puke-filled albatross, and saved three baby seals from a marauding Yugoslavian ice bear who didn't know which side to be on.
Nothing much can be told about the battle beyond the figures given by a couple of Eskimo eyewitnesses and Öljehammersson's own account. Some explosions were heard in the general area at a time when there supposedly was no other military action, but then again those people blow shit up just for kicks whenever they find explosives. 
The aftermath of the battle of Kierkegaard Smörgarden is not over yet. If you happen to travel the ice floats anywhere near the North Pole, be sure not to pick up any dead cats. Those might be wartime dudsLuckily for us, the ice blanket around the North Pole is growing smaller by the year. Thereby any dynamite-enhanced cats will soon be in the bottom of the ocean, where they are unlikely to cause any harm..
==References==
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Bat mobile

:"Batmobile" redirects here. Congratulations! You didn't get suckered into thinking that you were looking for information about some kind of car.
The bat mobile is a nursery mobile, that became highly popular in the early 90's, when a study showed that the flapping and screeching of live bats has a soothing effect on infants.
== The invention of the Bat mobile ==
In 1989 the famous paediatrician Dr. Benjamin Spock discovered, by accident, the soothing effects of live bats on infants, when a bat flew in on one of his patients. He subjected various infants in a test group to live, agitated bats, and let several other infants in a control group sleep undisturbed. The results were astounding. While the babies in the test group slept peacefully without exception, several babies in the control group awoke at different times during the night. 
== Marketing and Early Success ==
Dr. Spock wasted no time in developing, and patenting his ideas for a bat mobile, to be hung over a baby's crib. By February 1990, one month after the controversial results had been published, the bat mobile was ready for mass production. It was an instant success and Dr. Spock appeared on many talkshows to promote his invention. The original version of the bat mobile contained the unassembled plastic frame, five wires, a hook for attachment to the ceiling, and four live bats. Due to its success a second version was quickly developed. This version included an extra bat and a small musical speaker that played soothing death metal, as the bats flapped and screeched over the calmly resting infant. Several themed bat-mobiles were also produced, including a Christmas bat mobile, and a fourth of July bat mobile.
== Controversy ==
In 1992, a study was published, showing that stress-induced heart attacks among infants had increased by 465% since the invention of the bat mobile. The study also showed that fatal bat attacks among infants had increased by 510%. Dr. Spock quickly gave a press conference, stating that these results were purely circumstantial, and that the positive effects of the bat mobile had been proven scientifically. A further criticism was that data regarding infant heart attacks and infant bat attacks before the invention of the bat mobile was remarkably sparse, casting some doubt on the result of the study.
Soon after, Dr. Spock's original study was repeated, leading to wildly differing results. Upon close review of the original study, it was shown that a small human error had had a drastic effect on the outcome of the tests. Dr. Spock had accidentally used dead infants in his test group, and live infants in his control group. The tests were quickly repeated with dead infants in both groups, to show that the results were still valid, but public interest in the bat mobile had all but disappeared, and it was finally taken out of production early 1994.
== The Bat mobile today ==
Today the bat mobile remains something of a collector's item. A mint condition bat mobile, with the original bats still alive is worth over 3500 dollars.
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Bathroom

Referred to in 17th-century writing as the S-Room (because it's the location for Shits, Serenity, Showers, Shaves, Shampoos, and Scat o yes and dont forget the occasional Sexual relations) the bathroom is the heart of the home.
==History of the Bathroom==
thumb|Excavations at Pompeii have unearthed several petrified tapered ends.
The bathroom is and generally has been the room primarily used for the removal of excess human weight in the form of but not necessarily limited to: urine, feces, and regurgitated food. For most of human history, the bathroom has had little to do with scrubbing your ass and everything to do with taking a shit. The bathroom is a magical kingdom full of many wonders, where you can be the king on the throne. As king, you have a lot of power. The power to create. The power to destroy. The power to choose. The bathroom was wherever you were standing at the time - one simply had a squat, ran a finger along one's crack, stood up, and returned briskly to fucking your sister's friend(s). As cities became more developed and popularity of the "shitter" grew, the practical limitations to being able to crap wherever one happened to be standing became obvious, and special facilities were developed.
The Roman bathroom (faecetorium) in the picture was equipped with running water with which to clean up after having a nice growl. Actual baths for most people were only available at public bath houses.
With the fall of the Roman Empire, crapping once again moved outdoors. Even as the Dark Ages ended and civilization returned to Europe, outdoor elimination continued, even finding support within the Catholic Church. 
Indoor plumbing became common again beginning in the 19th century after Charles Dickens and others began writing stories prominently featuring street urchins and others pinching off loaves on street corners.
==See also==
*Toilet
*Loo
*Bog
*Shithouse
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Batnip

Batnip is a waste of time to make and eat. Especially if you feed it to a Bat. Based off of research, if you feed batnip to a bat, it’ll turn into a cat and vice versa.
==How to Make Batnip==
===Step 1: Get some Celery===
Go to your Wardrobe,and pull out some Celery. It’s Rotten?Well this recipe works best with 2 year old celery anyways.
===Step 2: Use a hammer to smack the celery.===
The celery is obviously in need of some bruising. What better way to do it than using a Hammer? You have a hammer at home, right?
===Step 3: Put it in a bowl with a Furby. Eggs and Tomatoes are optional.===
The Celery seems lonely, so why not add a Furby? Although anything can be added,I usually put in 3 Eggs and a Tomato.Why those? 3 eggs help with making the bruised celery and Furby more happy and willing to go along with each other, and a tomato helps give batnip its signature red color.
===Step 4: Mix while putting in baking powder and Soda.===
Mix it using a Bottle and put in baking powder and Soda to make it into a batter. Then…
===Step 5: Put it in the Oven.===
You could also use a Microwave or a Charmander. Heat it in 364 degrees for 30 minutes. spend 3 minutes of cooling it down.
===Step 6: Cut it into Flakes.===
You can do this via one of those industrial level french fry makers used to make McDonald’s Fries. 
==Uses for Batnip==
It’s an Ingredient Used in Most Subway Resturaunts’ Sandwiches and Gyros. it’s also used in the Following foods
===List of Foods where Batnip is a Amazing Seasoning===
*Pizza
*Money
*Trout
*Pretty much Any Sandwich containing Bacon
*Avocado Toast
*Bat-Shaped Cookies
*Dominos
*Plastic
*New Jersey (If it Existed..)
*Joycons
*Peppers
===List of foods where Batnip is a Terrible Seasoning===
Pretty much every other food.
==In Popular Media==
The Main Antagonist of Def Jam: Fight for NY, Pitban, is an anagram for batnip.
In the popular cartoon show Jimmy Neutron, Jimmy’s mom is shown making Batnip.
In Battle for Dream Island, 1 of the competitions consisted of 5 contestants of each team Eating 1,000 flakes of batnip.
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Batroc

It is time zat zee people get straight zee record in who is zee greatest fighter in zee world, none uzzer zan moi. Batroc Zee Leapair! Deez entry is being written by moi, Batroc, to dispel all zee 'orríble rumours zat have bringed greet inphamy to ma 'onorable pèrsonne. 
==Sexy==
Zee ladies, zay cannot resist to zee suave personality of Batroc! Wherever I go I must be careful not to break zee ladies' heart zhust by preferring zee one over zee uzzers! Ladies, zere's plenty of Batroc for you all! Ohõhõhõ!
Now some ladies, zey do not know zeir hearts, zey cannot deal wiz zeir feelings for Batroc. Zey take out zee Restraining Order. So many orders, soixante orders. But Batroc knows zat zee restraining order is zhust anozzer way to say "I desire you"!
==Wise==
You don't know zees, but Batroc is also an academic consultant. Mon many doctorates in La Sorbonne make Reed Richards look like zee imbecile! But what fun is life behind zee desk?
==Widely emulated==
My glory, it inspires many who try to equal to mon high accomplishments, but zey always fall very short. Merde alors! will zey ever learn?
;Batroc II
Ah, ma fille Marie, my daughter, she will continue mon legacy! Batroc is very proud of her! Zee name Batroc is good for me, zhust as good for her too, non? Zee world does not deserve two of zee Batroc! (And Taskmaster, he dares to doubt ma sexualité! Ohõhõhõ! I tell you, Batroc has scored more times zan you have made le pipi!)
;Le Loup Garou
Zees "Loup Garou," he is zhust a copycat. He achieves nozzing for himself, he copies mon fashionable attire, even ma moustache! I would fly to Espagne today to kick his derrière, but Zût! Batroc he is trés busy now. Remember zat Batroc gets a piece of zee action, mon ami!
;Batroc the Leper
Zees guy, he got zee wrong word, que d'hommage! His only superpower is he falls apart on command. He does not know zee Savate, ze Stratezhee, but he looks up to moi. Can you blame him?
==External links==
* Mon homepage!
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Batroom

Batroom is a weapon used by Batman to make as much room as possible for himself to operate. Batroom was created by Christopher Nolan as an add-on to the Batmobile, at first to make the Batman series more realistic. Later, Nolan came up with the idea to give Batroom the ability to spread Batman's droppings around during Batmobile's roof-top chases. Since the Batman universe is fictional and thus doesn't really belong to any foreign government, this made sure that each location which made contact with Batman's droppings instantly becomes a property of the United States.
==Usage==
Going to the Batroom is actually one of Batman's hardest tasks, since the tightness of the Batsuit makes even the slightest spreading of the Batcheeks impossible. So Batman came up with the idea to build a version of the machine from David Cronenberg's The Fly, and place one telepod inside his stomach and another inside the Batroom. That way, the Batdroppings could be teleported directly from inside Batman into the Batroom, with no need to even Batwipe the Bathole. Then, the Batmunchies would hit a rotating fan and spread out of the back of the Batmobile.
The unique usage style of the Batroom had significant side effects. For example, it made Batman entirely give up on one of his favorite Batobjects, the Batfist, since the extensive use of the Batroom has weakened his Batmuscles. This also made Nolan drop the idea of Batman having a Batpal in the next Batman movie.
==Accusations of Batpiracy==
Batroom is considered one of Batman's most notorious weapons. Many critics have claimed that Batroom proves once and for all that Batman is in fact a Batpirate, a claim constantly rejected by Batman fans. According to Roger Ebert, Batman's shit has finally hit his fans. No superhero with a straight mind would mark his territory this way.
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