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Mario the Idea vs Mario the Man

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mythical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance
I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-ago!" Keep it up, baby!
When Mario leave his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance
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Mario v Pennywise

==Chapter 1==
It was any other day in the mushroom kingdom. Mario was playing his Gameboy. Then, Mario tripped on a rock and his Gameboy bounced into a sewer drain. " Ah-a Fuck-a. I-a Dropped-a My-a Game-a Boy-a", said Mario. Mario looked into the sewer drain. A clown appeared.
==Chapter 2==
"Who-a the-a hell-a are-a you-a", asked Mario. "My name is Pennywise the Dancing Clown", pennywise responded. "I-a dropped-a my-a game-a boy-a down-a there", said Mario. "This Gameboy", asked pennywise. "Here take it".
==Chapter 3==
Mario stuck his hand in the sewer drain. Then pennywise grabbed Mario's arm. Pennywise opened its mouth. "Oh-a Fuck-a no-a", said Mario. He threw a fireball at Pennywise's face. Pennywise ran away screaming. Now, Mario has a Gameboy advanced SP blue edition and Pennywise smokes to forget the trauma.
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Mariodeath666.win

I love Mario. I get every game when it's new, I have most of the Mario plushes, and I play his games every day. However, I will never forget the time I played a hacked game...
I was browsing the Internet when I saw a pop-up that said, "Super Mario Bros. Free Download!" I knew that I shouldn't click it, but something in me did. The file's name was Mariodeath666.win. I thought that was weird, but I clicked it.
The title screen was odd. The sky was black, and there was blood all over the ground. I knew that this wasn't just a minor glitch. It was hacked. Nevertheless, I pressed Enter.
Immediately, I noticed that there was a kill count on the bottom of the screen. I started playing, trying to avoid breaking bricks. Then I lost control of Mario. He said, "You're a-bad at-a playing me, Mario! Let me-a show you how to-a play my game!" What followed was horiffic. Mario started stomping on Toads and breaking bricks (if you don't know, bricks are transformed Toads). Then it cut to an abandoned woods. I was confused why he was doing this, but it became clear. There was his house. Luigi was there. Mario went behind him and snapped his neck. It cut to Peach's Castle. It was the middle of the night, and Peach was sleeping. Mario appeared and dragged her out of her bed and to a cliff. "Mario, what are you doing?" she said. Mario didn't respond. Instead, he pushed her off the cliff. It cut to the bottom of the cliff. Peach was a mess of pixelated blood and guts. It cut to Bowser planning a way to destroy Mario. Suddenly, an axe appeared and decapitated him. It was revealed that Mario threw the axe. He said, "So long, traitors!"
Two police Toads appeared and arrested Mario, who was now blood-stained. It cut to an electric chair. Mario was sat in it, and it was turned on. Mario burst into pixelated blood and guts. The game closed, and a message box appeared that said, "Thank you-a so much for-a playing your game..." My computer turned off. I tried turning it on to no avail. I took it to a tech repair shop and found out that the motherboard was fried. Never, ever, trust a pop-up saying, "Super Mario Bros. Free Download!" It could be Mariodeath666.win.
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Category:Mario
Category:Vidya games
Marios shit day

so mario and luigi were outside and luigi jumped on a goomba. and mario tripped on the goomba and hit his head on a tunnel.
mario jumped over the tunnel but hit his chin on it and fell in. the floor was 10 feet down and mario broke one of his legs. mario yelled dammit!. mario saw a block and punched it and his knuckles broke. mario screamed like a dumbass and a koopa ran into him. mario got out and hit his head on the same brick. a mushroom came out and mario ate it. and he vomited on a blue goomba. mario was sick and the goombas beat the shit out of mario for puking on a goomba. mario climb up a pipe and shit got on him. on the pipe was a koopa taking a shit then the koopa fell in and landed on mario. mario got up and started climbing. and mario got out and fell to the ground as a goomba then walked on top of him. mario started crying and a pirahna plant came from a tunnel and got marios ass on fire. mario screamed and accidently jumped in a whole and landed on a pointy rock. marios back started bleeding.. mario climbed back up. and luigi ran on top of him and squished his fingers. mario fell on the spikes again and layed there for 2 minutes and climbed back up.
mario continued walking and a brick fell on his head mario got knocked out. mario woke up and tripped over a tunnel and fell in the tunnel and landed his head on the ground. and another brik fell on marios head. mario was so angry he kicked a brik and his foot broke and mario screamed. then a goomba knocked down mario. and the goombas started jumping on him and hitting him with bricks they then stole his hat. mario got up and went up the tunnel and lakitu came and threw rocks at him mario fell down and did the splits. mario screamed and cllimbed back out.
mario cralwed as lakitu threw rocks at him. mario climbed up the steps and fell down multiple times.
at the last part mario jumped on the flag pole and hit his head. and marios sleeve got stuck on top of it. luigi came and jumped on mario. mario fell on the giant brick and hit his head. and luigi fart in his face.
mario woke up and saw luigi fucking rosaline from super mario galaxy.
cause mario now likes her and mario killed peach for her. mario got very angry and lakitu his mario with his cloud and go him up in the air and dropped him to the ground on purpose. mario hit his head on top of the flag pole and mario has died.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Mariosex.exe

I talked to my friend Mark. He said something was watching him. I had to investigate. I walked through his apartment and saw his corpse. 
"Okay, so he's either dead or on his menstrual cycle..." I said to myself.
"He can't be on his period, he ain't got no uterus!" I exclaimed.
I noticed something on his corpse... a CD. It said "Mariosex.EXE" I was a pretty good fan of the Mario Bros. series, and was happy to have the game. As I load it into my computer, my PC crashes. It was the worst virus I've ever had. I put the disc back in and saw that it ran perfectly! After I got past the loading screen, nothing happened... at all. I saw that I could play as... ponies?
"YES! MODDED MLP MARIO GAME!" I screamed.
'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" My neighbor swore.
I played through, and it was just a flat plain with no blocks or anything. I could play as Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and a literal poop taken out of the asshole.
They each... died right after I played as them. Mario was fucking them somehow... I turned off the PC, only to find a brand new copy of Super Mario 3D World on my desk. I sold it to a child. I'm so fucking evil.
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Category:Mario
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Mariosong.mp3

It all started with an innocent time looking for a file, no not the file on the title, I was looking for a painting to upload to DeviantART, I kept looking through my files, and I clicked on my music file (By accident.). And I saw all of my iTunes songs, a clicked back and I saw the file "Mariosong.mp3".
I was puzzled because I had never downloaded any file titled "Mariosong.mp3". Curiously, I clicked on it and it opened, I turned up my volume, it was the main Mario theme slowed down probably by 200%. If you listened really closely, you could hear Mario softly weeping, you could hear certain ambient noises, such as demonic chants, yells, screams etc. I was half-way through the song, it was 10 minutes, and I was at 5 minutes, and right when that hit, a popup window came up and said "You will see no further." I got the blue screen, I restarted up my computer, the screensaver was the "GAME OVER" screen.
All of my Icons were a picture of Mario's head with a sad look on them and all of the Icons were titled "MIS". (You'll find out what MIS means later.) I clicked on one of the icons and it led to a PDF, it said "Mario is sad." about 15 times repeated. (So now we know what MIS means.) I went to my Pwner, which was the same as all of the icons, (I had randomly just clicked on one of the Icons, It said Mariosonglast5mins.mp3 now. I thought I had now had the last five minutes of the MP3 file. I clicked on it, it was just the same Mario theme, just slowed down 800% this time. It stayed that way for about 3 minutes of the song, then for the last two minutes it was Mario screaming in pain if somehow he was being tortured, you could hear high pitched laughs, a Bowser laugh, and Mario kept screaming in massive pain, you could hear blood splattering and the sound of knives, Mario kept screaming louder and louder, then the song stopped. A PDF file popped up and it said "BYE!" my computer went black, it wouldn't come back on, ever.
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Mario’s Madness

Day 1
"Mario, dinner's ready!" Luigi said, with a smile.
"I'm coming." Mario said, running downstairs, almost tripping.
Luigi made Mushroom Stew.
"Oh boy, Mushroom Stew!" Mario shouted, foaming at the mouth.
Mario and Luigi enjoyed it very much.
Mario and Luigi felt very tired.
So, they decided to go to sleep.
Suddenly, Mario woke up, and he needed to poop.
Mario ran into the bathroom, before almost breaking his neck on the wooden floor.
Mario saw his reflection, but it was different.
His reflection had a very evil smile.
Mario was shocked.
Mario screamed so loudly that it woke up Luigi.
"Mario, what the hell is it?" Luigi said, with a rather tired face.
Mario began to poop.
"N-n-nothing." Mario said, nervously.
"Don't you get that feeling that we're in a comedic Creepypasta with hilarious dialogue, that was written by TheBigLG?" Luigi asked, staring at Mario.
"I get that feeling too." Mario said, shaking.
It was then morning.
Mario decided to surprise Luigi.
Mario grabbed a knife from the kitchen and waited next to the kitchen door for Luigi.
Luigi saw Mario.
"Surprise!" Mario screamed, nearly pooping his pants.
"Oh, Mario, you are really funn-" Luigi couldn't finish his sentence, because Mario killed him.
The End.
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Mario’s Madness: The Sequel

Day 1
Mario was talking to Luigi about what he wants for food. Luigi seemed normal. He seemed happy. So, the conversation went like this.
"Luigi, what do you want?"
"Could I have some FUCKING spaghetti?"
"How dare you swear, Luigi!"
"M-Mario, it just slipped out."
"You have made me angry, I will do something bad to you..."
"Good luck, I'm gonna play Mario Kart Wii."
Mario said something to himself. He was doing something evil. Something that Luigi couldn't do. To that game. Mario said this.
"He he he haw, little did he know, I hacked that copy!" 
Luigi turned on the Wii. Luigi was confused why the Mario Kart Wii logo was red. He only had one thing to say.
"Eh, it's probably a glitch." 
Luigi continued playing. He saw that there was only one cup he could choose. It was called Luigi's Hell Cup. Luigi was shocked. This is what he said.
"WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?"
Mario laughed in the other room. To himself of course. Luigi continued. Like nothing ever happened.
He went to the first track. It was called Bloody Mushroom Gardens. Luigi was kinda scared. As in he wasn't screaming. At all.
He was the only racer. The countdown was different. This is what the countdown was.
"4, 13, 666, DIE!"
Luigi seemed confused. The music was backwards. Luigi thought it was 'just a glitch', what a idiot, am I right? Right? Haha.
There was only one lap. His car was a coffin. Luigi questioned it. Luigi said this.
"Why in the hell is my car a coffin? I wanted it to be a Tesla!" Luigi however never owned a Tesla. But, he does own NFT's. So scary I know.
When the track finished. There was race 2. He was on his own. The track was called [Insert scary name here], Luigi screamed. The track was a big circle with blood everywhere. There were -1 laps.
When Luigi completed it. He flipped the middle finger up at the Wii. The next two tracks were very quick. I'm lazy, so, shit happened. A message appeared that said YOUR NEXT. Stuff like that.
At the end of the day, Luigi was shot and killed by the FBI. For not paying his taxes. Which was very uncalled for. Mario never changed the Wii back. If you play that damn Wii in that damn story, you could be next. Mario will kill you, too...!
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Category:Mario
Category:DIALOGUE!
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Mark Zuckerberg Lizard Copypasta

One morning Mark Zuckerberg awoke at 5 am to his alarm blaring loudly as he rolled his android body out of his bed to pick his human clothing for the day. As he got ready for the day he prepared a quick breakfast with whatever lizards eat and got in his facebook car which drove him to work. When he got into the office, his team said hello to him in a monotonous tone as they showed him the latest updates for Facebook, to which he replied "Great work team! Keep it up, I'm proud of you." Mark Zuckerberg then went up to his office, which was fit for an android lizard. He then sat down at his desk and began to work when he noticed he was getting less user engagement on Instagram. Mark then left his room to ask his team to develop a new face filter for Instagram, that would also hide the fact that he is a lizard robot, to which they made a face filter with glasses. Mark Zuckerberg then decided to post on Instagram showing off the new face filters while saying "New face filters on Instagram. This one's my favorite one so far. Great work team." He then got thousands of comments pouring in that they knew he was a lizard, as the glasses face filter had not hidden it properly, exposing a secret he had been trying to hide for years. Mark Zuckerberg had to go into hiding and has since then been replaced with an android clone.
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Markiplier Finally Finds the Blacksmith

There once lived a YouTuber named Markiplier, who was the greatest person that ever lived on the planet of earth and the rest of the solar system. He spent years in his top secret Markilaboratory trying to find the blacksmith, but to no avail. He tried becoming a surgeon because he heard that a nurse at the St. Muyskerm Hospital knew exactly where the blacksmith was. He tried asking her the location of the blacksmith, but every time she tried to answer, he interrupted her, screaming, "SHUT UP, NURSE!"
Five-billion years later, Markiplier heard that some of Santa Claus' elves were doing special deliveries to the blacksmith, so Markiplier went to the north pole and murdered Santa Claus so that he could become him and spy on the elves, or "little bastard kids" as he called them.
Eventually, Markiplier became deathly ill and only finding the blacksmith could cure him. Realizing that he could no longer wait to find him, he met his nurse for one final time. However, the nurse refused to help him, so he pressed B to blow her [up] and found a map inside her that led to the blacksmith. Little did Mark know that the blacksmith was closer than he first thought.
"WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS, WADE?" Markiplier asked Wade, who was really the blacksmith. "AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU!"
"What did you do for me exactly?" Wade asked.
"OH FUCK YOU!" Markiplier began to seriously rage.
Blacksmith Wade wants to battle!
What will Markiplier do?
> Press B to blow Wade up
> Harass Zombiemold for illegitimate diamond armor and weapons
> MARKIPLIER GAME BREAKING POWERS UNITE <
Markiplier broke the game!
Blacksmith Wade was deleted from the universe!
__NOEDITSECTION__
==Two weeks later...==
Mark had finally returned to his before-blacksmith life and already replaced Wade with a clone of pre-blacksmith Wade. He began recording his first video of the day. "Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome t-" he was interrupted when Matt Smith walked in.
"QUICK, MARKIPLIER! WE HAVE TO THE FUTURE!"
"But why?"
"IT'S YOUR KIDS, MARK! YOUR DAUGHTER MARRIES A MEMBER OF THE BRO ARMY!"
"OH NO! WE GOTTA STOP THAT!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, MARKIPLIER, MY FRIEND! WE MUST IMPRISON PEWDIEPIE BEFORE HE BECOMES FAMOUS!"
"THEN LET'S GO!"
==On the next all new episode of Doctor Who==
"WHERE'S THE FUCKING DOCTOR, BITCH?!" PewDiePie asked Markiplier with his creepy face.
"DOCTOR WHO?" Markiplier asked, paralyzed with fear until suddenly Matt Smith comes up behind PewDiePie and immobilizes him, putting him in a prison uniform and getting ready to call the police about an 'escaped prisoner' in his custody.
"I don't like doing this..." said Matt Smith. "However, this was absolutely necessary."
"So..." Markiplier spoke up. "How about we get some lunch?"
"I would love to," replied Matt Smith. "Can we get cola and meal please no bread?"
"COLA AND MEAL PLEASE NO BREAD?!" Markiplier asked shockedly. "I LOVE COLA AND MEAL PLEASE NO BREAD!"
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Markiplier Lost Episode

Good evening ladies and gentlemen my name is Wilfred Warfstache. Today I'm investigating the demise of Markiplier.
Ya see one day it was a normal day and I was watching some of my favorite Markiplier videos and it turns out he uploaded a new one titled Markiplier.exe so I watched it and it began with his usual intro of "HELLO ERRYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER" and then EVIL PATRIXXX came up behind him and fired his evil lazers at him killing him instantly.
Now Mr. PATRIXXX. Why do you think that Markiplier deserved his demise?
Wait.
PATRIXXX.
What are you doing?
NO.
NO.
FUCK OFF PATRIXXX. WILFRED WARFSTACHE DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY.
Then EVIL PATRIXXX took off his disguise revealing that it was just Adolf Hitler pretending to be EVIL PATRIXXX and then Wilfred Warfstache took off his disguise revealing that he was also really Adolf Hitler.
Then Hitler removed his disguise to reveal that he was really Markiplier and Hitler removed his disguise to find out that it was really EVIL PATRIXXX.
Then it showed Markiplier with hyper realistic eyes and an angry face.
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Markus's Past - Why Minecraft was Created

Markus Persson, otherwise known as Notch, is famous for developing one of these most expensive sandbox game in history, Minecraft. To most of us, it is confirmed that Notch had a normal childhood and learned how to program at a really young age. While it was true, it was also false. You see, Notch's true children was traumatic and terrifying.
When Notch was born, his mother died giving birth to him. She spoke her last words to the newborn before she deid. When Notch was 3, he got adopted by a single father who lived in Greenland. This man was abused. He would choke him and beat him with a hammer until he would bleed. However, Notch enjoyed the bleed, but hated it too.
When Notch was five, he got into creepypastas. His favorite was BEN. He was inspired by BEN. But his father hated that. So he abused him by breaking his creepypasta.
At age 54, he got into the furry fandom. He was fox man. At Furry Weekend Alantia, he got kidnapped by shady people. The 21 year old was beat and murdered. That's why Minecraft is weird.
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Marshall goes apeshit and kills random fictional characters

So, once upon a time, two dogs named Marshall & Chase were driving while their friends, Birch, Lor, CJ & Ellen all took the backseat, suddenly, there car ran out of gas.
"Aw fuck, we're out of gas" Said Chase.
"Yeah, I know, the horrors" Said Ellen.
"Hey, maybe we can go get some food from there?" Said Marshall, he was pointing at a waffle house.
"That's a great idea! Come on everyone, let's eat at that waffle house!" Said Chase.
As the six entered the waffle house, they noticed that Jeff was infact the cashier.
"Why are you here?" Said Marshall.
"Look, killing is getting really boring, so I decided to take a summer job!" Said Jeff.
"But's isn't it October?" Said Lor.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, here have your food" Said Jeff, he threw some foods at the six, not knowing they become evil due to Jeff's fingers.
"Hello, I'm evil waffle from the food orb series" Said Evil Waffle.
"What a stupid name you got there" Said Ellen.
Evil Waffle was mad, furious in fact, he got out a frag grenade and put it into Ellen's mouth, killing her, with hyper-realistic blood spewing everywhere.
"Oh shit, raah" Said Chase, clearly not caring about the situation.
Jeff got out his pistol which he totally has in every Jeff the killer story and shoots the evil waffle.
"It will take more effort to kill me Jeff" Said Evil Waffle.
Jeff them got on his cellphone and called Slenderman, he was in a high school working as a janitor.
"Hey dude, I need you for a sec" Said Jeff.
"What is it?" Said Slenderman.
"There's this Waffle guy who's killing everyone, and I think he just killed that CJ girl over there" Said Jeff.
"Alright, I'm on it" Said Slenderman, he got into his car and drove to the waffle house, he got out his tentacles to take care of the Waffle.
"And there we go!" Said Slenderman.
Suddenly, more evil food came in! Holy shito!!!!!!!!!1.
"Oh shit!" Said Marshall, he ran into the bathroom, he took a massive shit, which let to him being sucked into the toilet and into the creepypasta sewers, their, he met Ben Drowned.
"Hey, you must be that Ben Drowned guy right?" Said Marshall.
"Yes, the name's Ben Drowned" Said Ben.
Ben Drowned then did the gangnam style, which Marshall found cringe so he kicked him into the water, killing him for some reason I guess.
He then came out of the toilet and found Birch & Lor waiting for him in their underwear.
"What's going on?" Said Marshall.
"The food took our clothes, they also killed Jeff & Slenderman" Said Lor.
"Don't worry about them though, they'll probably come back in the next chapter" Said Birch.
"Wait, they'll be a next chapter?" Said Marshall.
"Probably, I don't know, the title doesn't have a part 1 in it" Said Jeff.
"How did you come back from the dead?" Said Marshall.
And then a skeleton popped out.
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