Evil Patrick: Return of the Spongebob

It had been a couple months since I found out Squidward was my father. Sandy and SPongebob were making a pla to free the Chocolate guy from the vampires control. I was getting my Sandshrew up to level 50 so it would eveolve to Sandslash. In the building of the vampire there was a unch of chicks who had a really horrible song number. It made us want to shoot ourselves. But soon enough before it could get too bad Sandy freeed Chocolate man from freeing and then vampire found out about it. That was when I came into the room. I was like yolo1111 and then I fell through a hole and that was when I saw SPongebobs mom. She wnated to kill me so I rolled around a bunch until I reached the exit of the room and pressed the red button. The door fell on her neck and killed her. I won the moment. I came back up to the normal floor and found that vampire was pissed. He led us to the execution room where he put Sandy, Chocolat eman, Sponebob and I on the area. Right when I was about to fall into the hole first (who was really the pirate narrator from the start of every episode) Sandslahd came in and used Slash to free our ties. After a few seconds of battle, Spongebob got a gun, Sandy chcoked vampire to death by showing the sunlight to him. Even though she only had a bra on, and Chocolate man had a chocolate gun. I had my Sandslash defeat Spongebobs dad and he fell int the pirates mouth. Then Spongebob shot the bullet and there a eplosion and we were to esacpe desert area. I remet with Evil Patrick again and he said he was old and crap. He tld me in order to become a man I had to kill Squidward. Even though he was my father. Then Evil Patrick died after he assured me Squidward really was my father. I couldn't take it. I left the hutt and saw Krutys ghost. He said hat he didn't want to tell me what happened because I would not accepte being in the rebellion to begin with. I left Krustys ghost alone and went back to the group. We found our Planton was making a second ChumBukcet. We decided it was time to fight or else we would lose. So we got out stuff ready and drove all the way to the area where the new ChumBuckey is. A few minutes later though we met some teddy bears that knew how to sing and all that crap. That night I told Sandy about Squidwad being my father and she was mindblown. Because I was a human and Squidward is a squid. I found Squidward again and he said there was no way out. He would never rejoin the good team after I told him to rejoin. So he led to to Plantns room in the second ChumBucket. Outside, Chocolate man and Sandy and teddy bears were fighting off ths rbots and trying to reach the conrtol room so Spongebob could touch the button of death to destroy the second ChumBuket. A couple of the teddy bears died sadly enough and later Chocolate man and Sandy made out and then they killed the rest of the robots. Then they reached teh control room and deactivated the shield blocking the death button. Once that was done, Spongebob can blow the second ChumBucket to KingdomCUm. In th ChumBucket, Plaknton was letting me see the whole thing. It was terrible. I couldn't handle it. He told me I could kill him if I wanted to. So I sent mmy Sandslash out and Squidward sent his Jolteon out. We had a big battle and halfway through we had a talk. He told me that I could be with the bad team and we could rule the world together. But I couldn't do it. So I fought back and defeated his Jolteon and cut off one of Squidwards arms. Then Plaknton same and started shooting me. After a few shoots I almost was died and I looked at Squidward begging him to safe me. Soon enougn Squidward came in and thre Plakton down a hole killing him. I grabbed Squirdward and le him closer outside. Before Suirdward died he told me that I was right about him and there was still some good left in him. I left the buildings with Squidwards dead body. Spongebob used the death button and blew up the ChumBuket again. After our victory and the defeat of the empire I burnt Squidward body. Afterwards, I could feel all of Bikini Bottom celebrating. Then I retruedn back and saw that Chocolate man was proposinng t Sandy and Spongebob wad going to rebuild the Krusty Krab. I saw the ghosts of Evil Patrick, Krusty and now Squidward all happy together. It was a happy ending after all. Thank you for listening. 
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