Uncle Plasma

is a pitcher for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Plasma previously played for the BC Noir, New York Millennials, and Kansas City Breath Mints.
==Official League Records==
Plasma joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for BC Noir during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
Plasma was traded to the New York Millennials during the via the blessing.
On , Gods' Day, Plasma and Liquid Friend were hired by The Commissioner to take part in the Investigation into the disappearances of Tad Seeth and Brisket Friendo.
On , Day 99, Plasma was named an MVP and gained the modification.
Plasma was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Oscar Vaughan during the via the Breath Mints' will. Notably, Plasma had only been investigating the Breath Mints' Shadows for the duration of , Day 52, meaning all votes for this trade were cast during that game.
On , Day 27, Plasma retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Lucas Petty via the Kansas City FreshDome's . On Day 32, Plasma rejoined the Breath Mints' active roster in exchange for Lucas Petty, again due to the Fax Machine.
On , Day 80, Plasma retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Lucas Petty via the Kansas City FreshDome's .
During the , Plasma's pitching was increased as a result of the Breath Mints' will.
On , Day 5, Plasma rejoined the Breath Mints' active roster in exchange for Lucas Petty, as a result of the Kansas City FreshDome's .
During the , the Boss announced that Plasma and Liquid Friend's Investigation was completed; Plasma gained the modification, was sent to the Vault, and gained the modification when they reunited with Friend.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Plasma played for the Vault Legends as a pitcher.
==History with the Breath Mints==
On , Day 52, during a game of the New York Millennials against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Uncle Plasma entered the at The Meadow to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Brisket Friendo from the Breath Mints’ Shadows. As a prerequisite to the investigation, Breath Mints General Manager Max Betmint insisted that Plasma sign a temporary team transfer contract, as well as a non-disclosure agreement, confidentiality agreement, end-of-life plan, performance contract, digital image license, employee privacy policy, end user license agreement, letter of recommendation, equipment rental agreement, personal financial statement, hold-harmless indemnity agreement, survivorship deed, vehicle leasing agreement, website terms and conditions, and liability waiver. During the , it was revealed that due to a hidden clause in the temporary team transfer contract, the contract was actually permanent, signing Uncle Plasma to Kansas City's pitching rotation for the foreseeable future.
After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter Kina Larsen as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe. In his other pocket, he keeps a delicious fresh orange for himself.
Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting after making use of The Meadow’s . Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years.
Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam.
==Chants==
*Uncle Mode On
*Nephew Mode (when performing poorly)
*All according to Plansma!
*Get Unc’d on!
*get chapel killed
*UNKIE NASTY (following infusion)
*Dunkle Plasma / Uncle Faxma (when getting )
==Fan Works==
===Videos===
*Impromptu Plasma Transfer 🟠 Kansas City Breath Minutes (A Blaseball story) by @rostilicious
===Gallery===
File:Players-uncle-05.png|The many moods of Uncle Plasma by @AndreaStreeter
File:UnclePlasma HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by HetreaSky
File:UnclePlasma toasts.jpg|Uncle Plasma by @goatedtoasts
File:Uncle Plasma - Rodin's Thinker.jpg|Plasma as The Thinker by MOS Tech 6502
File:Uncle Plasma by EpicToast.png|Uncle Plasma by EpicToast
File:Plasma and friend.png|Uncle Plasma and Liquid Friend by the guy
File:Uncle Plasma needs a friend.jpg|Uncle Plasma needs a Friend by @Lokrow
File:Uncle Plasma.png|Uncle Plasma by @Eboxicus
File:Uncle plasma.png|Uncle Plasma by @snafubravado
File:Uncle Plasma & Liquid Friend, by Osmocean.jpg|Uncle Plasma & Liquid Friend by @Osmocean
File:UnclePlasma DBB.jpg|Uncle Plasma by David Brunell-Brutman
File:Plasma gaymaul.png|Uncle Plasma by @gaymaul
File:Detectives.png|Uncle Plasma and Kina Larsen by @gaymaul
File:Themoon.png|The Moon tarot card by @gaymaul
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