Book of Exodus

Exodus is the second book of the Bible, which chronicles Moses' negotiations with Pharaoh to "Let my people go", the handing down of the official club rules by the man upstairs, the ten really nice plagues upon Egypt, the parting of the Red Sea and so on. Just a real the whole book.
In Western societies, the book earned Pharaoh the distinction of being the stand-in for Hitler in argumentum ad Hitlerum type arguments, until Hitler showed up.Brian Palmer (October 4, 2011). "Before Hitler, Who Was the Stand-In for Pure Evil?". Slate. Incidentally, both cases involve a tyrant who sparred with Hebrews.
==Adventures of Moses==
Moses was about eighty years old when he began his quest to free the Hebrews from the pharaoh. Moses might have lost his teeth by this time since he tried to tell the Lord via the "burning bush" that he wasn't a good public speaker; the Lord was ready for this one: Appoint your brother Aaron to do the talking. Moses and Aaron then went forth to confront Pharaoh.
===The Ten Commandments===
This book also contains the presentation to Moses of the Ten Commandments (), and a whole bunch of other funny laws, such as:
*The altar to God should not have steps; otherwise, people might look up the clothes of the person ahead of them. () Apparently short skirts were in at the time.
*Priests must wear special undergarments when they approach the altar. Otherwise, they die of guilt. ()
Based on taking a reading of Exodus at face value (fiery plumes of smoke on a mountain), God might not have actually been a volcano, and Moses might have just been a member of a tribe mad enough to climb it — so when he came back down spouting lunacy, it seems less surprising. This is why taking the story literally is absurd.Thunderf00t — Was God A Volcano? (YouTube) Sadly, it still doesn't tell us how long a damn cubit is.
==Parting the Red Sea==
This is also the book where Moses stuck out his hand and made the Red Sea separate so he and the Hebrews could walk to the promised land (-).
The Red Sea crossing is described in the book of Exodus, but there's absolutely no extra-biblical support for the story of the Israelites' flight from Egypt or even their presence there under the circumstances of the Bible in the first place. Somehow the entire nation of Israel managed to amble around the area for forty years, leaving behind no evidence of their travels. The Egyptians, famed for their pedantic record keeping, failed to notice the disappearance of around two million slaves and the death by drowning of some large number of their soldiers. And of their pharaoh.
===Or was it the Reed Sea?===
The location in question is assumed to be the "Reed Sea", based on a slight mistranslation. 
It might have been the Ballah Lake, which was part of Lake Menzaleh before the building of the Suez Canal.http://www.bibleorigins.net/RedSeaCrossingExodusIsraelBallahLakes.html The name "Reed Sea" was also applied to the Gulf of Suez () and the Gulf of Aqaba (, ). The Great Bitter Lake may also be identified with the "Reed Sea", but it can also be identified with the Marah ("Bitter") of , for it is the first location with noticeably bitter waters before Elim (Ayun Musa).http://www.bibleorigins.net/ElimoftheExodus.html
The interesting fact about this is that people often cite it when trying to prove the Bible — and specifically the events described therein — as a verified fact. As parting the Red Sea is a miracle and most certainly impossible by all known science, crossing a slightly damp marsh is far more credible.
==The Ten Plagues==
Penn & Teller's take (as spoken by Penn in an episode of Penn & Teller: Bullshit!) on the plagues and the allegedly literal nature of the story is as follows;Penn & Teller: Bullshit! - "The Bible - Fact or Fiction?" (S02E06)
==Moses: The Anti-Adam==
*Adam: Lived in paradise,
*Moses: Wandered for a generation in a desert hell.
*Adam: Created by God's own hands.
*Moses: Buried by God's own hands.
*Adam: Ejected from Eden by God.
*Moses: Led from Egypt by God.
*Adam: Made the sweet soil bitter and unyielding by eating from a tree whose real effects were hidden from Adam by God.
*Moses: Made the bitter waters of Mara sweet by throwing a tree revealed by Yahweh into it.
*Adam: Name means "red earth"
*Moses: Led people across the "Red Sea"
*Adam: First-born son committed the earliest murder, which has plagued mankind ever since.
*Moses: Last plague was the murder of all Egyptian first-born sons.
==Humor==
Discussions of Exodus and Passover tend towards extreme seriousness, whereas Purim, which also celebrates liberation from oppression, is a joke. Yet Exodus is an extension of the Trickster theme that begins in Genesis, and surely tricksters tell jokes. The potentials for humor can be seen, e.g. in videos of the speakers at a scholarly conference on the Exodus held at UCSD in 2013.Exodus, Out of Egypt: Transdisciplinary Perspectives on Archaeology, Text, and Memory <http://exodus.calit2.net/>, published as: Thomas E. Levy; Thomas Schneider; William H.C. Propp (eds.). Israel's Exodus in Transdisciplinary Perspective: Text, Archaeology, Culture, and Geoscience. Springer. Many of them tell jokes, others exhibit body language that suggests a comic attitude, and the lecture by Baruch Halpern is entirely devoted to providing an inventory of potentials for humor. The screen title, "Omerta: The Fractured Exodus, as told by Edward Everett Horton," is never explained, but refers to the feature of the Rocky and Bullwinkle show, narrated by , entirely subsumed under , the Southern Italian underworld of silence and honor (i.e., the first historical references to the are to an outlaw group in Palestine). Full half-hour lecture at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4AURMRQ7Yg
*it seems that the Israelites were very careful with their garbage as they crossed the Sinai
*dating the Exodus is a question of ... [quantifying] how much garbage you can carry across the Sinai without dropping any
*this is not the God particle - it's string theory, 19 dimensions, and dark energy: we are way beyond our capacity to do analysis on this subject
*what P [the Priestly source of the Pentateuch] is, is a geek, designing dungeons and dragons
*the Israelite sense of humor deserves study here
The lecture by Richard Friedman, who holds the view that there is evidence for an Exodus of the tribe of Levi, but no one else,Richard Elliot Friedman, _The Exodus: How It Happened And Why It Matters_, (2017, HarperOne). begins with a joke requiring knowledge of Hebrew."Moses walks into a psychiatrists office..." Richard Friedman - The Exodus Based on the Sources Themselves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-YlzpUhnxQ&t=36 Humor is never far from the surface as William Propp reviews the facts most often cited to authenticate Exodus as history, which begin in the 17th century BCE (explosion of , arrival of in Egypt) and extend to the 12th century () William Propp - What Was The Exodus? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6TsppQ5UNY. Perhaps the reason that the "historical Exodus" cannot be reconstructed is that, prior to the Priestly writer, it consists of thousands of jokes told by hundreds of clans who came and went from Egypt over a period of centuries.Recorded as "grumblings" or "murmurings" (...the children of Israel murmured against Moses...; Exodus 16:2, and elsewhere). Hierarchical Egyptians, they would not have appeared funny to the egalitarian Hebrews? Has any scholar given us a date for the Death of the Trickster in the Tanakh? Hey, where's the ?
==See also==
*Bible translation
*Evidence for the Exodus
*RationalWiki:Annotated Bible/Exodus
==Notes==
==References==
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