Alexander the Great's Campaigns (video game)

==Philip tests his strength==
:*Philkillz has entered the game*
:*Ill_B0yz has entered the game*
Philkillz: Ur pirates
Ill_B0yz: Ty
Philkillz: No n00b, sux0r pirates! U die!
Ill_B0yz: Ahh!
:*Philkillz strikes Ill_B0yz for 47 damage! Ill_B0yz HP - 47. A critical hit!*
Ill_B0yz: W4NK3R!
Philkillz: Surrnder, and fight 4 me.
Ill_B0yz: K.
==Athens decides to attack Macedonia==
*S0crat3s_Pwns has entered the game*
*Philkillz has entered the game*
S0crat3s_Pwns ZOMG! You killed Ill_B0yz!
Philkillz Umm... So?
S0crat3s_PwnsU DIE!
*S0crat3s_Pwns strikes Philkillz for 19 damage!*
PhilkillzWTF?
*Philkillz strikes S0crat3s_Pwns for 3000 damage! A critical hit!*
S0crat3s_Pwns Omg h4x!
*S0crat3s_Pwns has left the game*
Philkillz T0ss3r.
==Philip invents new tactics==
*Philkillz has entered the game*
*T0ry_General2 has entered the game*
Philkillz: We need new tactics to become imba!
T0ry_General2: Lik?
Philkillz:How about rly looooong stix?
T0ry_General2:No wai! Ur gai!
Philkillz:Ok. U die.
*T0ry_General2 is banned from the server.*
Philkillz:Lol N00b. Now I have stix ^^
nowere guy(new tacticks)
*buy only dragons
*eat your openent
==The Social War==
*S0crat3s_Pwns has entered the game*
*BeKOS has entered the game*
*Roads has entered the game*
*Pie0s_is_Imba has entered the game*
*0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS has entered the game*
BeKOS: S0crat3s_Pwns, u sux. I leave ally.
Roads: Me too
Pie0s_is_Imba: Ya
S0crat3s_Pwns: OMG WTF? U GAI!
BeKOS:Look whos talking
Roads: Wooooo!
S0crat3s_Pwns: THATS IT! U get Mel0sed!
*Bitez_Me has entered the game*
Bitez_Me: Not if I hav anythin 2 do wif it
S0crat3s_Pwns:Omg! U n00b! I needz greyn!
*Philkillz has entered the game*
Philkillz:Y0 p33pz
Philkillz: Need help S0c?
S0crat3s_Pwns:Yay! I dont hate u nomorz ^^
Philkillz:I giv Amfipolis if u giv Pidna, Kay?
S0crat3s_Pwns:K
*Philkillz strikes Amfipolis for 296 damage! A critical hit!*
Amfipolis: Dudz? WTF?
*Philkillz* caps Amfipolis*
*Philkillz gets a flag neutrality point!*
*Philkillz* has captured Amfipolis*
Philkillz:Yay! Giv Pidna!
S0crat3s_Pwns:K.
*Philkillz* caps Pidna*
*Philkillz gets a flag neutrality point!*
*Philkillz* has captured Pidna*
Philkillz:LOL! SUCKER!
S0crat3s_Pwns:OMG! YOU F4G! I killz u 2!
Bitez_Me: Lol. Pwned S0c.
0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS:Th4t sucked Philkillz! I join S0c!
S0crat3s_Pwns:w00t!
Philkillz:Gogogo STIX!
*Philkillz strikes 0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS for 412 damage! A critical hit!*
0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS:H4X!
Philkillz:No, jst STIX!
*Philkillz* caps 0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS*
*Philkillz gets a flag neutrality point!*
*Philkillz* has captured 0lynthus_NOT_0LYMPUS*
S0crat3s_Pwns:Sh1t! Peaz? Plz?
Philkillz:Kk. 0nly Cos I luv u so much =P
S0crat3s_Pwns:Dick.
*S0crat3s_Pwns has left the game*
Philkillz:Lol. I pwned his ass huh?
Roads:Ya
Philkillz:This social war didn't hav a lot 2 do wiv Socialism did it?
RoadsGuess not.
==Random Diddly Crap==
*Philkillz has entered the game*
*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has entered the game*
Philkillz:Yayz! My horz wins the Gamez! Free Tibet *Coughs* Crete you Spartan Bastards!
Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:Never Prick!
*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has left the game*
Philkillz:Meh...
*Megas_Pwnage has entered the game*
Philkillz:Oooh! A heir!
Megas_Pwnage:Mweh.
Philkillz:Arnt u cute?
Megas_Pwnage:*Poops*
Philkillz: =(
Philkillz:Grow up n00b
Megas_Pwnage:Googoo
*MisSN has entered the game*
MisSN:LOL! TEMPL OF ARTEMIS FIER!
Philkillz:Lol. Stupid Godes lokin at mai boy rather then her house. Lol.
==Third Sacred War==
*Philkillz has entered the game*
*Fibs has entered the game*
Philkillz:Wanna kill Fuckis?
Fibs:Wai n0t?
*Fuckis has entered the game*
Fuckis:Hello.
Philkillz:DIE MOTHERFUCKER!
Fuckis:WTF?
Fibs:HISS!
*Philkillz strikes Fuckis for 78 damage! *
*Philkillz strikes Fuckis for 94 damage! *
*Philkillz strikes Fuckis for 273 damage! A critical hit!*
*Fibs strikes Fuckis for 12 damage! *
Philkillz:WTF was that Fibs?
Fuckis:YEAH? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOTH?
Philkillz:Quiet u.
*Philkillz strikes Fuckis for 659 damage! A critical hit!*
FuckisWanker
* Fuckis dies!*
*Philkillz* caps Fuckis*
*Philkillz gets a flag neutrality point!*
*Philkillz* has captured Fuckis*
Philkillz:W00t
Fibs:Wat do I get?
Philkillz:Uh nothing.
Fibs:Thats lame. You suX
Philkillz:So does ur ma, but at least I aint as ugly
Fibs:*Two fingered salute*
*Fibs has left the game*
Philkillz:Oooh! Thats brave!
*S0crat3s_Pwns has entered the game*
S0crat3s_Pwns:What the hell? Fuckis w4s mai mate!
Philkillz:Well he isn't anymore so piss off
*Philkillz has left the game*
==Chaeronea==
*Philkillz has entered the game*
*Fibs has entered the game*
*S0crat3s_Pwns has entered the game*
*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has entered the game*
Philkillz:Rite, I've had enough of you noobz. Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!, U are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.
Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:If.
Fibs:Oooh, fanzy grammar from Philkillz!
Philkillz:Bah, Ill deal wiv u bloody Spartans laterz. Fibs, ur goin down. S0c, u too.
S0crat3s_Pwns:Bring it, dickhole!
*Philkillz has invaded Central Greece*
*Megas_Pwnage has entered the game*
Philkillz:Lo Jnr
Megas_Pwnage:Lo Dad
Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:Get a room u 2!
Megas_Pwnage:Thats rich, coming from the homecity of pederasty.
Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:STFU!
*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has left the game*
Fibs:Go Greeks!
*Phillet's_Steaks strikes Cool_Cats for 34 damage!*
*Cool_Cats strikes Phillet's_Steaks for 28 damage!*
*Phillet's_Steaks strikes Cool_Cats for 41 damage!*
*Cool_Cats strikes Phillet's_Steaks for 36 damage!*
*Phillet's_Steaks strikes Cool_Cats for 32 damage!*
*Cool_Cats strikes Phillet's_Steaks for 45 damage!*
Philkillz:Shit! Rite flank retreat!
S0crat3s_Pwns:LOL! RUN FATBOY RUN!
*Cool_Cats chases Phillet's_Steaks!*
*dotCOMpanions sneaks round the back of the Cool_Cats*
Megas_Pwnage:Onward to Makedonia!
S0crat3s_Pwns:Yay, more troops! Ur dead now Phil >=)
*dotCOMpanions strikes the back of the Cool_Cats for 4500 damage! Critical Hit!*
S0crat3s_Pwns:U N00B!
Philkillz:Lol! Pwned!
S0crat3s_Pwns:Run 4 it!
Fibs:Never!
S0crat3s_Pwns:Suit urself
*Phillet's_Steaks strikes Fibs for 254 damage!*
Fibs:Ahh! I surrenderz!
Philkillz:Mwahahah!
*Philkillz* caps Most of Greece!*
*Philkillz gets a flag neutrality point!*
*Philkillz* has captured Most of Greece*
Philkillz:w00t!
Megas_Pwnage:Yeah! we totalled Greece. Apart from M4dness.
Philkillz:Who gives a shit bout them?
Megas_Pwnage:True
Philkillz:Lets celibate
Megas_Pwnage:You mean "celebrate"
Philkillz:Watevez. What does Celibate mean anyway?
Megas_Pwnage:No sex
Philkillz:...I guess Harry Stotle was worth it then?
==The Preparations for the Invasion of Persia==
*Philkillz has entered the game*
*Megas_Pwnage has entered the game*
Philkillz:Ill mak mai pwn ally
*Phil_iz_KICKAZZ has entered the game*
Phil_iz_KICKAZZ:Hi wassup
Philkillz:I want to kill Fat_Fluffy
Phil_iz_KICKAZZ:O.O DUD R U RET4RD3D?
Philkillz:I could so pwn thm
Phil_iz_KICKAZZ:Watevz, shal it b a Greek ally?
Philkillz:Ye, kewl, just ask M4DN3SS + Bitez_Me 1st
*Bitez_Me has entered the game*
*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has entered the game*
Bitez_Me:Sup?
Philkillz:Gonna attck Fat_Fluffy
Bitez_Me:No thx dud, Id rther gt rich ^^
*Bitez_Me has left the game*
Philkillz:Arsewipe...
Philkillz:H0w b0ut U M4DN3SS?
Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:K
Philkillz:Kewl ^^
Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:If I le4d the 4tt4ck
Philkillz:WTF?
Philkillz:Fuck no!
Philkillz:I fucking pwned u!
Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:I dont come then
Philkillz:U fucking n00b! Im glad your n0t comeing! 
Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS!:*Flips off Phillip!*
*Th1s_1s_M4DN3SS! has left the game*
Philkillz:Looks lik its just us
Megas_Pwnage:Yeah
*Pause_4_Thought has entered the game*
Pause_4_Thought:Hi
Philkillz: Who the bl00dy hell r u?
Pause_4_Thought:Umm
Pause_4_Thought:Ur mate
*Pause_4_Thought strikes Philkillz for max damage! A critical hit!*
Philkillz:WTF?!!?!1!?!
*Philkillz dies!*
Philkillz:OMG! U R SO GAY!
Pause_4_Thought:Bye!
*Pause_4_Thought leaves the game!*
Megas_Pwnage:I guess I'm King then. Oh dear.
==The Invasion Begins==
*Megas_Pwnage has entered the game*
*Fat_Fluffy has entered the game*
*Teh_4nt4gin4ter has entered the game*
*Lice_Man has entered the game*
*Cash_Not_Cards has entered the game*
*Silly_Pwn4g3 has entered the game*
*T3rr0d4ctyl has entered the game*
Megas_Pwnage:Hi.
Megas_Pwnage:I'll make my army now
*Megas_Pwnage has created the alliance Makedonia_4_EVA with Teh_4nt4gin4ter, Lice_Man, Cash_Not_Cards, Silly_Pwn4g3, T3rr0d4ctyl, Ill_B0yz, S0crat3s_Pwns, Fibs and C0R1N7H!*
Megas_Pwnage:Oh yeah.
Fat_Fluffy:WTF? Wai do u need massiv army?
Megas_Pwnage:Umm... To attack #Italy
Fat_Fluffy:B0ll0cks. #Italy pwned bai tribs + Tusk. U could kill em wid 1 army.
Megas_Pwnage:Uhh
*Megas_Pwnage invades #Anatolia! *
Fat_Fluffy:OMG
Megas_Pwnage:Oops. Finger slipped.
Fat_Fluffy:ILL KILL U LIK I KILLED Le0
Megas_Pwnage:Yeah right n00b.
*Megas_Pwnage attacks Granny_Ville! *
*ArseH0L3 has entered the game*
ArseH0L3:H4Y P33P2
Fat_Fluffy:Teh n00bs hav attcked!
ArseH0L3:SKYTH1A? TH3Y R R341 N00B2
Fat_Fluffy:No fathead, TEH GREEKS!
ArseH0L3:O rly?
Fat_Fluffy:YA RLY! NOW GO KILL THEM U SHITBAG!
ArseH0L3:FFS.
*ArseH0L3 strikes Makedonia_4_EVA for 32 damage! *
Megas_Pwnage:You're going down n00b.
*Makedonia_4_EVA strikes ArseH0L3 for 92 damage! *
ArseH0L3:SH1TSH1TSH1T!!11! K111 Megas!
*ArseH0L3 strikes Megas_Pwnage for 67 damage! A critcal hit!*
Megas_Pwnage:SHIT! 
*Makedonia_4_EVA strikes ArseH0L3 for 167 damage! A critical hit!*
ArseH0L3:FUCK TH12. 1M G01NG H0M3
*ArseH0L3 Has left the game!*
K1ll_4_Cash:Uhh...
*Makedonia_4_EVA strikes K1ll_4_Cash for 1757 damage! A critical hit!*
*K1ll_4_Cash dies!*
Fat_Fluffy:OMG! U N00B2 CANT U EVEN FUKIN KILL A FUKIN GREEK N00B FUK I HOPE U GET SOM SICK!!11!
Megas_Pwnage:Cool down dude =]
Fat_Fluffy:NOBODY ASKED UR FUKIN OPINION Geeky
Megas_Pwnage:-.-
*Megas_Pwnage* caps #Anatolia*
*Megas_Pwnage* gets a flag neutrality point!*
*Megas_Pwnage* has captured #Anatolia]*
Megas_Pwnage: =]
Fat_Fluffy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!11!1!
*Fat_Fluffy* Has left the game!*
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