Autism and the Magic Reefa

Autism and the Magic Reefa (or The Magic Reefa for short) is a family friendly and incredibly wholesome, educational and entertaining movie made by Greeny Anime Studios in April 1st 2025, released primarily in Japan, Hyrule, Balamory and Brooklyn because it was banned in every other American region and also banned in China for being too politically incorrect.
==Plot==
It takes place in Tom’s River, New Jersey, the CAWtism center of the universe. Just before the actual beginning of the movie, Anna awakes in the middle of the night. Her broke, booze-chuggin’ and opiod-druggin’ grossly corpulent as hell parents awake to the police sirens and chaos, sliding downstairs and scootin’ outside via means of mobility scooters made in China. Outside, Anna’s little brother, DohDoh Max (or Dodo for short) has been arrested for confiscating a Taco Bell sign, and he planned to use the Almighty Hulking Giant of Nikocado Avocado (AHGONA) to leap across the U.S.-Mexican Border to squish-squash illegal immigrants. Dodo goes to the Poopy Butt Prison, filled with Mac and Cheese addicted, powdered Chips Ahoy snortin’, screeching special needs Rain Man autists or whatchamacallits running around everywhere, singing glorious songs of VERY special praise to Paw Patrol, Sesame Street and Nick Jr. Premium on a regular basis.
Dodo becomes traumatized when he encounters Greedy Kreedy, a stark-raging-mad autist and demigod who has won a trophy for binge-watching Toy Story over 9000 times without getting bored, has defeated Wrestler Haku during rages over empty bags of chocolate shortbread SakuSaku Panda Cookies, shoots laser beams from his eyes, and can summon French Fry Rain along with Chocolate Rain while closing eyes, rocking, meditating, and grunting by cracking his knuckles. He originally died in 2016 but was resurrected from the dead by Monkey Jesus and Sonichu’s magical powers, because Kreed wanted to play all the funtastic new Nintendo Switch games released in 2017 and beyond, and because his mom didn’t let him eat enough pizza or french fries. Kreed loved Super Bomberman R so much he can transform into BomberKreedy and hurl bombs that disperse radioactive french fries at opponents. He was also arrested and sent to a mental hospital in Bomberman Land Wii because he attacked and bit the Champion after losing a round of Fruit Ninja.
Anna’s school has been officially shut down and is facing investigation, because Joey Theroux the A Lord threw a TikTok Frozen Honey Grenade at the math teacher (OBVIOUSLY the math teacher) and he sung “XUE HUA PIAO PIAO!!!!!” at the top of his asthmatic lungs. Joey had been a TikTok CCP agent hired by Xi Jinping to brainwash all of America’s youth into adoring polluted Fallout post-apocalyptic mainland “China”, the vaccine-lovin’ Center for Depopulation Control, Bill Gate’s golden gates, and into also adoring the People’s “Liberation” Army. After Joey transformed into Hulk Joey, raged, and smashed entire classrooms with his fists - Neon Genesis Evangelion Monster-style, with that same scary Evangelion monster music - teachers couldn’t restrain his buff body, inject drugs into his but-quack, or drag him into a scream room, so they banished him to the Dark Realm of Aluminum Salt Baths, using Harry Potter magic. It is uncovered that Joey illegally used his rage powers and laser beam eyes to kill “infestations of Native American Oonga-Boongas taking over Tim’s River and Morristown New Jersey”.
Anna is appalled by her school being closed, so she gets homeschooled by two handsome muscular gay men, Jan and Dan (Jan is White, Dan is Black) who raise her into becoming a hemp farmer and goddess. The Cho Aniki team cannot stand inferior female creatures so they transform Anna into a handsome buff dude with a uterus fully capable of giving birth like all men from Planet Cho Aniki. Her son, NyaoWiGoh, attends the greatest school on that planet, the Buff Brothers Academy, and he teaches Anna how to twirl mid air, take flight, shot laser beams from her - um, now HIS - eyes to defeat evil SEND school profiteers, billionaires, and CDC agents on Earth. Their homosexy smexy superpowers are activated by the magical healing powers of medicinal weed that must be made legal EVERYWHERE because Quueftism is polluting Planet Earth via those aluminum shots evil medical authorities injected into our butts..
A sequel, Autism and the Magic Reefa 2: Atomic Anna, is anticipated to be released in 2026.
==Reception==
AatMR performed well in Japan and Hyrule, and somewhat well in Balamory and Brooklyn. China banned the film due to its gayness and anti XHPP-song sentiment.