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502 Bad Gateway

502 Bad Gateway refers to the protest campaign launched after the 1994 Blaseball HQ mandate that all splortspersons and spectators use the 502nd turnstile at their respective venues. The reason for this is unknown but it is believed to be an attempt to combat . for the first time, under allegations of Peanut Fraud . The knock-on effect of this, however, are that sometimes the turnstile breaks under the weight of desperate splortsfans, who must wait patiently outside the splortsfield for an impromptu siesta until the turnstile is fixed. It is unknown when, or if, the mandate will be lifted.
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Category:Events
7-Helleven

is an inter-dimensional chain of convenience store located in the Hellmouth area. While there are countless sightings of the store, they all appear to be the same one, as evidenced by the employee behind the counter being the same individual at every occurrence. There is no known static physical location; the store randomly spawns throughout the region. 
Multiple investigators have tried and failed to understand the circumstances of the 7-Helleven's arrival, with only one clue to go on from star player Randall Marijuana, "Idk dude it just kind of is there when I got the munchies."
Category:Hellmouth
A Blood Type

is a Team Blood Type Modification, first seen during the as a result of the blessing.
== Effects ==
At the beginning of each game, Teams with A Blood Type will randomly be given another Blood Type, with the text "The X have A Blood Type."
== History ==
The A Blood Type was first seen during the as the blessing A Blood Type, with the description "Give your Team A Blood.".
The Charleston Shoe Thieves earned this blessing, with the Team earning the modification:
*A Blood Type blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
**Blood Tranfusion.The Shoe Thieves gained the .
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**Cornelius Games gained the A Blood Type.
**Velasquez Alstott gained the A Blood Type.
**Simon Haley gained the A Blood Type.
**Stu Trololol gained the A Blood Type.
**Jor--n Hildeb-r- gained the A Blood Type.
**Oliver Loofah gained the A Blood Type.
**Esme Ramsey gained the A Blood Type.
**Herring Winfield gained the A Blood Type.
**Donna Milicic gained the A Blood Type.
**Stew Briggs gained the A Blood Type.
**Oscar Dollie gained the A Blood Type.
**Ren Hunter gained the A Blood Type.
**Gunther O'Brian gained the A Blood Type.
**Alejandro Leaf gained the A Blood Type.
**Tevin Melcon gained the A Blood Type.
**Snyder Briggs gained the A Blood Type.
**The Shoe Thieves had 14% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Garages with 17%3,436,940 votes were cast.
A Blood Type's effects were revealed on , Day 1 when the Shoe Thieves were given for their game against the Core Mechanics. Over the rest of the Expansion Era, A Blood Type granted each Blood Type to the Shoe Thieves the following amount of times:
Blood Type	Activations	Percentage
Acidic 	43 	7.12%
Psychic 	45 	7.45%
AAA 	45 	7.45%
Grass 	46 	7.62%
H20 	48 	7.95%
Fire 	50 	8.28%
0 No 	51 	8.44%
0 	51 	8.44%
Base 	53 	8.77%
AA 	57 	9.44%
Electric 	57 	9.44%
Love 	58 	9.60%
Total 	604 	100%
== Trivia ==
*The first Blood Type the Shoe Theives received as a result of A Blood Type was 0 No on Day 10, and the last was Love on Day 96.
*On , Day 54, the New York Millennials Echoed A Blood via PsychoAcousticshttps://reblase.sibr.dev/game/762495aa-52ca-4e15-b9c6-52f5b2b98408#d8f20a75-d958-30dc-5b86-67489fbb8831. This is the only instance of a team having the modification other than the Shoe Thieves, it however did not activate and had no effect.
== See also ==
*Blood Type
*Record of Blood Types conferred by A Blood Type
Category: Team Modifications
Category: Exclusive Team Modifications
Category: Blood Types
Aaliyah Schumacher

was a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift, and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Records==
Schumacher was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Tokyo Lift after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 election, Schumacher’s batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles amplification, resulting in a batting stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Tokyo Lift Short Circuits Players
Aaliyah Tabasco

was a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs and competed in Gamma 4.
==Official League Record==
Yes was first seen as a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
==Fan Works==
File:G4CG Aaliyah Tabasco.png|alt=An uncolored line drawing of Aaliyah Tabasco with team, stats, and position displayed above. Aaliyah is a skull with a lot of Mexican flowering plants for a body. They face away from the viewer, proudly displaying a customized leather jacket with the word "TABASCO" written across the back. Though Aaliyah has no real hands, the plants of one arm give the impression that they're pointing to the jacket with a thumb.|Art by @saltbuzzard
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Baltimore Crabs Short Circuits Players
Abbott Wright

is a player for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Wright previously played for the Oregon Psychics during Pre-History I, Charleston Shoe Thieves, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.
==Official League Records==
Wright was discovered on , Day 1 when they began Baltimore Crabs player Kennedy Loser in a game against the Hawai'i Fridays. In the top of the 6th Inning, Wright Loser, and hit a ground out to Beck Whitney, before leaving Loser. Wright was later discovered to be a pitcher on the Pre-History Oregon Psychics.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Wright played for the Rising Stars. Wright then fell to the Charleston Shoe Thieves' pitching rotation after the event.
On , Day 11, Wright retreated to the Shoe Thieves' Shadows in exchange for Donna Miličić at The Choux via the .
During the December 16, 2022 Fall Ball, Wright fell to the Yellowstone Magic.
Wright gained 1 Star of Defense and Running in the Season 1 elections as a result of the Magic's Wind Sprints blessing.
Category:Pre-History Players
Category:Resurrected Players
Abby Gompers

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Record==
Gompers was first seen as a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 Midseason election, Gompers's defense stat increased as a result of the Eye Warmers amplification, resulting in a defense stat increase.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Abner Pothos/IF-25.280

=== Lil' Roadies Interview ===
Excerpt from the Lil' Roadies Lil' Magazine front-page interview "Garages Gain Grumpy Geezer," written by Lil' Roadie Lee Rosenthal, age 6. The article ran on Gods' Day, Season 24.
LEE ROSENTHAL: Hi!
ABNER POTHOS: [expletive]! [expletive], you just about scared the daylights out of me…
LR: It's okay. I won't tell Ollie you said a cuss even though I'm not supposed to know cusses. My first question is about how come you were in the big game when you didn't used to play?
AP: Who are you? Is this an interview?
LR: [silence]
AP: I — it's because I didn't play in this league.
LR: Oh. How come?
AP: I'm old.
LR: Like my grampas?
AP: Older.
LR: Cool. Are you a gramparent too? For the pitcher lady from Becken— Becka— Beckeritch?
AP: Mmh.
LR: I'm gonna write down that you said yes because I think you said yes.
AP: What — hold on. Oy, kids. [sighs] We're related. Distantly, I think. We met, but, well, I was never that involved with family before all this. Antarctica, and all. I got her a card with some money in it for her birthday. I think that's all she and I have the room for right now.
LR: I wanna get a card with some money for my birthday. I always just get itchy sweaters even though they're itchy.
AP: … Hmm. Do you want some keys?
LR: Like car keys?
AP: Just keys on a ring. Here, look — I'm psychic, so—
LR: Sidekick?
AP: Hah! Not me. Psychic — it means I can make things fly with my brain. Even myself. Picked it up back in Antarctica, it… ah. Well, never mind that. I take the keys off the ring and put them back on; here, you try. It's relaxing. Watch your fingers there.
LR: I can't make them fly though.
AP: It's still relaxing to do it with your hands.
LR: Cool.
AP: … well, if that's it, then—
LR: Oh! Oh, yeah, I'm s'posed to ask one more question. How come you joined the Garages?
AP: Hah. I wish I knew. I never heard of this team, you know. The Millennials, the Jazz Hands, I know them. We were in the old league together. The Moist Talkers, well, I don't know when they went to Canada, but I was around when they appeared. I heard about the Firefighters after we — ah, well, my point being that I never heard of any "Garages" until I ended up here with Jimmy and that cactus after the game.
LR: Huh. I heard of the Garages since before I was three because we go to the games. I like Tot Clark because he's cool and one time he hit a ball and I got it.
AP: … alright then.
LR: Okay bye!
[end of excerpt]
Abner Pothos/IF-37.433

===Teammates' Reactions===
Excerpt from "4 minutes and 20 seconds of the garages talking about their funny new grandparent 🥺," a compilation of other fans' clips posted by YouTuber laynafanforever. Several clips were rendered partially inaudible by the accompanying music. The compilation was posted on Day 3, Season 24.
[Theodore Duende addresses reporters at a press conference.] 
"Abner's doing alright. We're trying to give it space; a lot of things have changed in the league since its time, obviously, and it's never had to bat before… what? No, no, we're doing fine."
[Malik Destiny chats with some fans while waiting in the on-deck circle.] 
"— learning guitar? Hell yeah, keep at it, dude. It — what? Oh, Abner? Abner's cool, you know? Kinda grumpy and old sometimes, like 'back in my day,' but it actually gets along with Betsy, which, I mean, that's crazy. It used to run a union for magicians, so that's back up and running and — oh, no, Betsy doesn't do magic, they just like yelling at people in meetings. One time — oh, I'm up. Good swing, Jimmy! Don't sweat it! Anyway, see you!" [Destiny skips up to bat.]
[Marion Shriffle talks with some roadies for a local music show while they set up cameras.] 
"Abner and I don't get along all that much, and that's fine. It's good having someone keeping you in check. Hey! Don't put that there, it's straining the wires — no, the other way! There you go. Good job. Anyway, what was I saying? Abner, right, Abner… I couldn't tell you. I just get frustrated — it wasn't around to see everything we've gone through, and it's got a chip on its shoulder sometimes. It didn't believe The Shelled One was even real at first."
[Magi Ruiz and Fitzgerald Wanderlust sign some autographs for a trio of customers at Wanderlust's shop.] 
"Oh, I mean, I've been kind of busy working with OLL-E, but Abner seems nice — Fitz, have you talked to it much?"
"I have. We share a certain understanding, I like to think. It has a mindset of the past, which can be a good thing. But it's from a time when Hexes ran rampant, and that leaves someone rather jaded when it comes to questions of unity."
[Wyatt Mason X and Oliver Loofah share a basket of nachos outside a local restaurant as a fan approaches.] 
"Abner? I dunno — MaX, don't choke on your chips, sheesh. Uh, I dunno, Abner and MaX have—"
[MaX interrupts.] "Ugh, more like Abner and New Wyatt Mason, according to it…"
"Hey, hey. If it does that again I'll — hey, look, can you put the camera away? We're—" [The video ends.]
Abner Pothos/IF-41.958

===Union Meeting Minutes===
Excerpt from the meeting minutes of the Magicians' Union, as recorded by Betsy Trombone, uploaded to Betsy Trombone's Instlagram with the caption "doing very important work here." It was posted on Day 14, Season 24.
(2:30) Call to order: Meeting of Magicians' Union (Seattle Chapter) called by board member Abner Pothos at 2:30 P.M. on Day 14.
(2:31) Roll call: I conducted a roll call. The following members were present: Abner Pothos, Betsy Trombone, Felicity Davidson, Mint Shupe, Tadashi Kimura, Nandy Fantastic. The following honorary members were present: Malik Destiny. Addendum: Though not a stage magician by trade, Destiny is registered to attend meetings to discuss organizing tactics.
(2:36) Approval of minutes: I read the last meeting's minutes. Everyone got bored halfway through and decided they were "probably fine." The minutes were approved.
(2:41) New business: Nandy Fantastic proposed a resolution to partner with international wildlife organizations to ensure the proper care of doves, rabbits, and other animals materialized, transported, vanished, or otherwise affected by magic in the course of a magician's duties. Proposal seconded by Betsy Trombone and Abner Pothos. Discussion of the proposal began.
(3:19) Discussion continued.
(3:35) Discussion continued. Shortlist of potential wildlife organizations formed.
(3:40) Discussion continued.
(4:01) Discussion continued.
(4:20) New business: Mint Shupe called attention to the time and proposed a resolution to alter the flow of time in the Immaterial Plane to magically alter time such that hours would be seventy minutes long, so that clocks could say 69 sometimes. Proposal seconded by Betsy Trombone and Felicity Davidson. Discussion of previous proposal adjourned. Discussion of the new proposal began.
(4:47) Discussion continued.
(5:12) Proposal rejected due to potential ramifications for meeting schedule, potential ramifications for flow of space-time continuum, and infeasibility. Mint Shupe called Abner Pothos a boomer. Arguing ensued.
(5:22) Abner Pothos and Betsy Trombone realized they were 22 minutes late for band practice.
(5:23) Meeting declared a resounding success and adjourned.
Abner Pothos/IF-66.409

=== KGAR Report ===
Excerpt from the postgame recap broadcast by Garages radio station KGAR, hosted by Demilade Dasaolu and Kevin Park. The interview aired after the game on Day 19, Season 24.
PARK: Hi, I'm Kevin Park with KGAR. Fans in Seattle and across the league have speculated as to the relationship between Abner Pothos and Parker MacMillan the First, who arrived in Seattle late yesterday. As a member of the Pre-Historic Antarctic Fireballs, it was Pothos's team that hexed MacMillan with the Firewalker modification. And, of course, it was that same modification that led to the Hawai'i Fridays' incineration just days ago — right, Demilade?
DASAOLU: That's right, Kevin. The city's decision to remain open to MacMillan's Super Roamin' raised some eyebrows, especially in the wake of two team incinerations in as many weeks. But the team affirmed their commitment to staying open after MacMillan's arrival last night. So far, Pothos hasn't been willing to comment on the matter — one of our junior reporters visited the Seattle Shadows Co-op to request an interview with Pothos. It reportedly muttered something about "having union work to do," tied our correspondent's shoelaces together telekinetically, and shuffled away while they were distracted. That's blaseball players for you! Kevin, you were down in the Big Garage today; were you able to get a hold of Parker?
PARK: Nope! A few reporters were invited into the dugout at the end of the game, but he declined to answer our questions. The only quote we got was, "I, uh, I gotta, uh, you know, theremin practice." The Seattle Theremin Appreciation Club will be happy to hear some new sounds in the band, but I'm sorry to say there's no gossip to be had about Pothos and MacMillan yet.
DASAOLU: Further requests for comment were rebuffed by the Garages' recent recruit Marion Shriffle. She explained that the team was unlikely to hold press conferences until Mike Townsend and Oliver Mueller were safely free of Observation. Indeed, today's game has left Seattle fans worried, with two team mainstays hit by Niq Nyong'o's Debt. Sources on the ground say… 
[end of excerpt]
Abner Pothos/IF-97.098

=== Steely Dads! Interview ===
Excerpt from Steely Dads! episode #{null}, "Mulling Over Nulling: Pre-Historical Perspectives on the End of the World with Abner Pothos," hosted by Greer Gwiffin. The episode was recorded on Day 97, Season 24 and uploaded following the Garages' Nullification on Day 98, Season 24.
GREER GWIFFIN: Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't fade for Shadows. And that's really fascinatin' to me because — because Parker was just gone, y'know, and for a lot of the team, I figure that's the first time they've been unstable. Malik, he's downright used to it by now, I'd bet, and probably Alaynabella's felt it once, but it's only a week. Then it happens again, and again, it's only a week. And now everyone's got it for a third time, y'know, at minimum. But if you're a Shadow, well—
ABNER POTHOS: It never goes away.
GG: Right. I was about to ask, if you're willin' to talk?
AP: I've been unstable before, with the Fireballs.
GG: Right, right.
AP: When it first hits you, you think… you think I'm never going to forget this. Even if I make it out, I'll always remember this exact feeling.
GG: Like ridin' a bike.
AP: Mmh. Not as fun.
GG: Sure.
AP: You think that, and then… well, I've never felt it fade. So maybe, in a sense, I don't have that perspective that Malik has, or that Tot… had. But when Parker left again—
GG: "Again" bein' the first time for the Garages, the second time for you?
AP: Yes. When he left, it hit me all over again and — you do forget. Maybe not if it's only a couple weeks between, but for me? It's been so long that memories couldn't do it justice. It was — well, it really hit me. All I could think was…
GG: Take your time.
AP: I thought they were too soft. Parker being out, the world falling apart around them, and they were just cheering and rocking out. A few came right out and told me I was being disrespectful of all the crap they'd been through, and, well, we butted heads a few times after that.
GG: I bet. We went through a lot even before I started traveling. And after? I miss 'em, I do, but I'd be lyin' if I said I wish I'd been there for .
AP: Hah! Don't get me started on Consumers. All this is to say… going unstable again was one of the worst things that happened to me all season. And these kids are still out here on the active roster getting attacked, getting "Redacted" off to who knows where, blood draining and black holes expanding and everything else, and on top of that they're fighting through eclipses while they go unstable again every other week.
GG: It's a different league.
AP: It's a different league. I've still got some issues with how they do things, but I wish I'd believed them sooner.
GG: You apologize yet?
AP: I did.
GG: Good on you. That's a Gwisdom, y'know, one of the best ways to take self-care of, uh, of yourself, is by showin' you have self-care — I mean, showin' you care for your team. Especially when things are lookin' the way they've been lookin' all season, like tomorrow might be too late.
AP: Oy vey.
GG: Oy [expletive] vey.
GG: … Hey, that new kid with the fish tell you about the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus yet?
[end of excerpt]
Achilleus of Phthia Memorial Styx Wiggler

The Achilleus of Phthia Memorial Styx Wiggler is a building in Tartarus filled with reed baskets along the Styx and Phlegethon, where Hades players are made Fireproof and given Sealant. The Styx Wiggler was designed to avoid the fate of ancient Tigers player Achilleus of Phthia, who was made Fireproof on his entire body except for his heel, which allowed an Umpire to incinerate him. The reed baskets, not unlike deep fryers, allow Tigers players to be given a nice, even coating to fully protect them from harm.
==Tigers Players' Wiggles Experiences==
===Nerd Pacheco===
Although they only spent one season on the Tigers, and did so inside of a man-sized peanut shell, Nerd Pacheco was still given the Wiggler treatment as any team member would. It should be noted that this only affected the shell, and not Nerd themself, who only gained mild bruises and chipped an antler.
===Nicholas Mora===
Nicholas Mora was reported taking a trip to the Styx Wiggler multiple times in one season. Sources claim this was due to other Tigers players telling Nicholas that he needed to get wiggled before every game for the fire-proofing effects to be effective. Some citizens of Tartarus report that you could hear Nicholas scream "THIS TEAM IS A NIGHTMARE" when he discovered that was in fact not the case.
===Richmond Harrison===
Richmond Harrison was a regular visitor to the Styx Wiggler during his career on the Tigers, occasionally spending entire breaks between games simply sitting in a basket in the Styx. When asked about this behavior and whether it would affect his performance on the team, captain Hiroto Wilcox shrugged, saying, "I don't know what to tell you. Guy likes to be wet. Now get out of my hole."
Category:Community-Made Places
Category:Hades Tigers
Acidic

is a Team Modification first observed in .
==Effect==
Acidic causes pitchers of that Team to occasionally throw Acidic pitches, which cause any Runs scored on the play to be worth .1 less.
==History==
In , the Xenomorph blessing was offered, promising to change the winning Team's Blood Type to Acidic. The LA Unlimited Tacos, after winning their , were blessed by Xenomorph, and the following Players had their Blood Type changed to Acidic:
*Felix Garbage
*Rat Mason
*Basilio Mason
*McDowell Mason
*Basilio Fig
*Sexton Wheerer
*Yummy Elliott
*Vito Kravitz
*Wyatt Mason IV
Note: As with other Blood Type-style Modifications, after the initial Blood Type changes, any pitcher on the LA Unlimited Tacos could use the ability granted by Acidic, regardless if their Blood Type is the same or not.
==Trivia==
* Vito Kravitz threw the first Acidic pitch on , Day 1 against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, though no Runs were modified by Acidic. Kravitz would throw the first Run-modifying Acidic pitch on Day 4 of that same Season against the Hades Tigers:
Vito Kravitz throws an Acidic pitch!
Aldon Cashmoney hit a flyout to Basilio Fig's Shell.
Randy Castillo tags up and scores!
(1 Run), Acidic Pitch (0.1 Unruns)
0.9 Runs scored!
The LA Unlimited Tacos understand Acidic Blood as more specifically Lime Blood, and pitches of this nature are often deemed "zesty."
Category: Team Modifications
Category: Exclusive Team Modifications
Category: Blood Types
Acosta Coleman

was a lineup player for the Philly Pies, and was on the Team during Season B of Pre-History I.
==Official League Records==
All records of Coleman prior to discovery are only available from the Library in the following volumes:
*Pre-History I:
**, listing Season B's statistical leaders and MVPs as originally named after Day 162. Coleman had the most runs batted in (142).
Coleman was incinerated at an unknown point in Pre-History; it is currently unknown who replaced them.
Armstrong appeared once during Gamma 4 by Irene Fashion.
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