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Indica Bookshop

:I am typing this while on the run from various secret agents from the CIA, M16, PTA, FBI, and people pretending to be from all of the above agencies, so please excuse my speling. (In fact, I believe the only government agency that isnt pursueing me is FEMA, but that should suprise no one.)
The Indica Bookshop was a secret 1960s safe place for the justice-seeking, freedom-loving, world-wide scret organization known only as the Brotherhood of Endorsing Anonymous Transactions of Love, Equality, and Serenity, or the B. E. A. T. L. E. S, for short. The four lead members, whose names are guarded with utmost secrecy, used their undercover identity of a band to travel the world to help bring down the Man. Their safe place, finaced by their "bassist", code name The Cute One, helped organize followers and inspire new ideas for spreading their message]. Sadly, even this safe haven was infilterated, and the B. E. A. T. L. E. S. crushed.
==The Fall==
One day, the "lead singer", code name The Cynic, met a female artist at the Indica Book Shop. Little did he know that she was sent by the Powers That Be, to seduce him ,destroy the B. E. A. T. L. E. S., and cleverly engineer his death She succeeded, and the members, including code name The Quiet One and code name The Clown scattered. The Quiet One died shortly after The Cynic of sinister methods. The Cute One and the Clown live on.
HOWEVER, among us former B. E. A. T. L. E. S. followers, there is a rumor that the two "dead" B. E. A. T. L. E. S. actually live on, trapped by the enenmy. This is why i flee the law, aided by none, to get this all-too-important crystal decanter to my friends. Its secret will save us all... 
They are closing in...
NO!!... just a FEW more yards...................................................................................
==Capture==
I am typeing this from an undeerground dungeaon. it is dimly lit and i am to be executed, so please excuse my speling.
they think theyve won. but i have the last laugh. i have found a way to pass the decanter on. I am typing this so the world my kno the truth. Pass it on.
"Non Illegitmi Carborundum"
"Dont Let the bastards grind you down"
==Resurrection==
I have risen from the dead to edit this page. Are ya happy, uptight Uncyclopedia nerds??? I mean, proper speeling and grammer? I WAS BEING CHASED FOR MY LIFE AND THE FREAKING FUTURE OF THE FREAKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! I have no time to turn on spell check! What is this, the freaking Encyclopedia Britannica?
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Industrial Resolution

Commonly confused with the Industrial Revolution, the Industrial Resolution was a momentous event in world history where the problems caused by the Industrial Revolution were solved. Since we still have all those problems, it's obvious that the Industrial Resolution hasn't happened yet.
==What problems?==
Well, the main problem is that there are too many people and not enough stuff. Because of the advances of the Industrial Revolution people are selfishly living longer and that leads to overpopulation. Also, we're running out of copper and a whole host of other things we need to make televisions.
==Proposed solutions==
===A big war===
There's nothing like a good war to get rid of excess people. One proposed solution is to start a big war to get rid of some people. This plan has already been put into practice several times in recent history. The most recent example is when President George W. Bush noticed that there were a lot 
of working class young people who would need jobs and healthcare. So he decided to invade a random country based on the claim that they had "Weapons of Mass Destruction".
===Build/Find a new planet===
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Since we're outgrowing our own planet, we may as welxcsff
l find another planet to ruin use. Some have suggested that we could build anther planet. However, they neglected to metion how we go about building a planet. Others suggest that we should colonise Mars. Unlike sending countless young people to kill each other for no good reason, this plan is much more difficult to pull-off. Those who are looking for a more long term solution have pointed out that there has only been intensive industry on earth for 200 years and have suggested that it would only take this, or even a shorter length of time to completely ruin Mars. They say there are only a certain number of planets in the solar system.
Others have suggested that we use Mars purely for mining purposes, using an intricate system of unmanned drills and pipes connecting the two planets. However some have pointed out how impractical and frankly stupid this is.
===That is all===
There are not a whole lot of solutions to these problems. Experts are working tirelessly to come up with new ideas (in between suspiciously frequent coffee breaks and frantic editing of Uncyclopedia).
==When will it happen?==
Who knows? Most people think that 'wait and see' is the best solution to the problem. Others just don't read and therefore don't know about it (they seem to think that platinum grows on trees - I think not, snort). Maybe if we ignore it the problem will go away.
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Industrial strength homo-erotic pornography

Industrial strength homo-erotic pornography is a primary Canadian national export, produced mostly in Montreal which also serves as a convenient export point due to its port. One mile behind the port are the main studios, Big Rods' & Wails (est. 1976).
It is also currency in some parts of Pennsylvania Dutchland.
This type of pornography is commonly available on the Internet, and usually accessed by accident. Contrary to popular belief, most men don't immediately close the window it's in. They'll study any and all penises, determine whose is bigger, and then enjoy the moment in privacy.
Industrial strength homo-erotic pornography is also the only kind of pornography that can withstand an earthquake, tsunami, tornado, volcanic eruption, hurricane, tidal wave, landslide, avalanche, flaming hamster invasion, apocalyptic plague of locusts, and/or any other type of natural disaster or biblical rain of doom. Except, penguins. Those things'll getcha. And penguins. Or any other animals that are black and white. Like pandasand badgers ... and Japanand lemurs ... but not zebras. Those things are just lame. They don't do a damn thing.
One might ask: What about police cars and nuns? I live next to a police station that uses the traditional black-and-white vehicles and next to a Catholic churchso I'm not sure whether my industrial strength homo-erotic porn is threatened or not.
Rest assured, police cars pose no more threat to your industrial strength homo-erotic pornography than any other type of automobile. Nuns, on the other hand, are not covered by the warranty, as they are officially considered Acts of God.
==See also==
*Top Gun
*Tom Cruise
Category:Homosexuality
Category:Pr0n
Infected Mushroom

Infected Mushroom is an Israeli "psy"trance duo and an illegal drug in 26 countries. Formed by Erez Aisen and Amit Duvdevani in the the city of Haifa, located in the southern border of Lebanon. The duo has garnered a large international fanbase of 16 years old trance kiddies. Infected Mushroom are known for their consistent sonic reverse evolution exemplified by the subsequent albums, the stellar The Catering (1999), The classic Testicle Mushrooms (myth or menace?) (2000), The clubby B.N.P. Emo On Phire (2001), The mostly crappy Perverting Vegeta-Aryans (2003), the totally stupid The Stupid Vizier (2004), the boring-ass Bitches are Malicious (2007) and the extremely racist Legs of the Black Swimmer (2009) The decline of Infected Mushroom is blamed partly on copious consumption of cocaine from the buttocks of Duvdevani and partly on Aisen's child pornography addiction and the apparent need to get onto MTV.
==The Good Albums and the Nature of Seduction to Cheese grated items==
1999's The Catering was the breakthrough debut album for Infected Mushroom. The album featured a dark, rhythmic atmosphere exemplified in the song "Psycho", which gathered much acclaim and popularity among nerds, hippies, psytrancers and other cult members. This album was one of the first albums to bring Israeli psytrance to more 'mainstream' audiences that included up to 30 people at its height, and contributed to the gradually growing popularity of the crappy genre of "psytrance" world-wide. It also had an excellent track which sampled the fascinating art-house intellectual thriller Independence Day. The following year (2000) the duo released the second best album, also being one of the most well known albums in the genre today, Testicle Mushroom (2000). The album showcased a track often cited as their most popular track, 'Bust A Nut'. This album is commonly referred to as "the last good album".
Professors Oskar von Beneckendorff III und Shneeddle von Hindenburg proved this theory of Inverse Inspiration in the summer of 2003 with quantum mathematics and a goat. 
*Psy + MTV = BIG-ego
*\Rightarrow a \sim \infty for finite xtc
*\Rightarrow a \sim \infty for finite Porn
*\Rightarrow L = \textrm{Cheese Factor 11...} 
It is the hope of psytrancers the world over that Infected Mushroom will kick their cocaine habit and spend less time on porn so that they can return to the glory days of time past, however Erez has stated in a recent radio interview that “we are past psytrance, we did that when we where kids.” And so the psytrance world will have to listen to talented producers instead.
It is believed that Duvdevani enjoys singing in Spanish so much is because he has nothing else to do while Aisen is on the keyboards.
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Infinity Blade

Infinity Blade is a Fighting/Role-Playing video game developed by ChAIR Entertainment and released on December 9, 2010 by Potomac Computer Systems for the Apple Pippin at the price of $199.99 with a bonus canvas nylon bag and $5 for disappointed customers.
== Game-Play ==
Main Article: Repetition
The game-play of the battles consists of parrying attacks, blocking attacks, attacking, magic, super attacks where you do nothing, attacking and continuously failing to parry attacks. Infinity Blade also has a game-play mechanic where if you mess with the iDevice just right, you'll make most of the sound stop working. When you beat the game, it makes you play it again until you actually defeat the final boss, which boots you back to the title screen. There is a secret where if you die to the Black Knight in the tutorial, you start a negative run. I am not joking.
== Plot ==
So this nerd named "The God King" is doing some evil and you gotta stop him. You start out at his castle and have to fight the Black Knight, and when you defeat him/her/toaster you face and immediately fall to The God King. So after a few hundred generations of repeating this, you defeat The God King and save the day. Then you replay it and defeat the secret boss, leading into a secret level in which you fight the Insane Clown Posse which gets you the true ending. And then you get the true true ending, in which you realize you just spent a week playing through an iPhone game.
== Release ==
On release, 1.43 billion rabid Apple fans bought Infinity Blade, resulting in it being the 42nd most purchased piece of software in the galaxy, before Fartnite: Butthole Royale beat it in the year 4093 A.A.D. Critical reception of the game is generally good and powerful in high numbers, but conspiracy theorists have said that this is due to Tim Cook hacking Oprah's hypnotism satellites to give the game good reviews and sell more iBrainControls.
== Ports ==
On occasion, someone 3D prints the the data of Infinity Blade in a shape that allows it to fit in a port. This is not what this section is about. Infinity Blade has been ported over to the Xbox One and Android OS, but only in China for some reason. Other ports known to exist are Apple Pippin, NES, Windows Phone, GZDoom, Gah-noo Slash Linux, iPhone, and a cardboard box. Why they haven't ported it to Nintendo Switch, I have no clue.
== Sequels ==
As Infinity Blade got popular, VALVe Software realized they should make some sequels for that sweet money. 2 sequels are planned for the next 43 years, those being Infinity Blade 2 and Infinity Blade 4: Episode 2.5 Remix Hd.
== See Also ==
Monotony
iPhone
Half-Life 3
Monotony
Category:Video games
Influencer

Influencer is the Young-Talents' favorite job. Highly popular among the educated, all that is required to become an Influencer is a stupid face and the absence of brains, which is facilitated by the recent progress made in brain-removal surgery in this new exciting century, where neural-network technology is bound to soon tell you what to consume anyway.
==What Does An Influencer Do?==
This very ethical bunch typically thrive by preying on the weakly minded in order to focus their attentions on very important matters, like eating spaghetti with your nose or being splatted to death after a 20 stories high fall while attempting a challenge on top of a building. Their cunning in appealing to the clever is only matched by their ability to provide videos enhanced with various cartoons audio samples like "bamf!", "oops.." or "zoing!!!".
==Becoming An Influencer==
If you are a young, charismatic personality from Generation Z or are a late-born Millennial; chances are that you are already predisposed to become an excellent Influencer and you didn't even know it! It effectively requires qualities that are seldomly found in people who attend prestigious schools (ew, schools) and read books instead of comics (ew, books). Needless to say, Influencers along with Influenceds are actively contributing to provide access to higher levels of the social hierarchy and consciousness to the minorities.
==Influencers And Philosophy==
Since Aristotle, the metrics have somewhat evolved concerning the reach and truthfulness of a discourse. While it used to be important to support worthy ideas in this obsolete past, it is now largely more convenient to estimate the usefulness of a concept based solely on the number of views displayed below the video of an Influencer. Armed with an unprecedented level of awareness and education, these geniuses can now vote for a president with all the might of their modern intellect. What amazing progress!
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Category:Useless people
Category:Idiots
Informality

omg informality TOTALLY FUKN ROOLZ!!!!!!111 its when U rite in a way thats like kinda casual, sorta like when you talk 2 your friens instead of your teachers who you hate. i hate my teachers 2. teachrs totally suck dik LOL. 
==what it is==
when U write informally U dont need 2 wory about punctuation or gramar or spelling or anything stupid and retarded like thagt cuz UR not writing a paper for school or work any other totally retarded stufdf like that thats totally retarded OMg. the only peeple who write fomrally R those kids who suk like that girl in my class shes such a bittttchhhhhhhhhhh evryone hates her so much OMG. its like wtf leave me alone you ho.
==history==
informality was invented by some guy a long time ago but i forgot his name LOL. i dont remember much about what he did but he was seriosuly a cool guy cuz he invented like the best thing since internet pr0n. back thevn evrything was formal and stuff but then this guy was like "AW SHIT DOOD! WTF! THIS SUCKS!" so he wasnt fromal and it was totalty awesome. he was so fukn fukn fukn lyk cool its lyk totly unbelevable how cool this guy wuz OMg.
==today==
today all kinds of people R using informality cuz it totally fukn rocks and U no it. the other kind of riting formality is like totally gay just like those fukn emo kids i cant stand them omg. they always listen to crap liek green day and shit. anyways i write informal stuf all the time cuz its the bset even tho it got me a 56 in english class last quarter who cares bout school anyway. omfg i hate myenglish teacher hes such a prick. its like "get out of here you fukn fukn fukd up priiiiiick!!!111 i can write informal stuff if i want so stfu!!" omg teachers suck so mb bad cuz theyre all formal and its not cool i hate them.
==in the workplace==
peeple who work can be informal 2. but i wouldnt no cuz i refuse to work cuz society SUKKKZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!1111 but some people who work R informal and dont wear ties and shit. others are formald and they wear all that gay nerd crapbut they are totally fukn gay and they fukn suck and they fuknhave no fukn fukedc life fukn OMG fuk.]. 
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Informant

I'm known as Mr.X and you didn't hear it from me, but Webster's Dictionary defines Informant as, "a person who gives information to another." But not me. I'm just a... consultant. Yeah, that's right.
Informants are snitches, really. They'd tell you stuff, like, "I heard some guy down by the dock is selling cats for huffing. They say he's workin' for that 'higher up' you was talkin' 'bout." Also, they would mention it was Dock 5. You'll see it, it's by crane lookin' thing. But you didn't hear it from me...
==History==
I heard some greasy cat started this whole informant biz a time ago. You didn't hear it from me, but it was a honkey who snitched on the proud brothas of the Underground Railroad. Then, I heard that the term 'informant' was officially coined by the police for th-
POLICE?! Oh, false alarm. Anyways, these informant cats would let the cops know what kind of bad things are goin' down. For a price, of course. Speaking of which, I think you owe me a little something before we go further. You know, we, uh, had a bet?
==Notable informants==
You didn't hear this from me, but these cats have been known to know things others don't know... ya know?
*50 Cent: Snitched on Murder Inc. after a confrontation that led to his stabbing. 
*Oscar Wilde: This cat had all the good "quotes"... but they were just a cover for some 'insider info' he picked up. Cause, you know... he's gay and all that stuff.
*Mr. T: Outta the whole A-Team, they always picked the black cat to do the deep cover jobs! Crackas. But at least the T Man picked up some good info once in a while.
*Your Mom: Mmmm, yeah! One fine, foxxxy lady! With all the cats she got down with, she was bound to hear a few tidbits from her clients. Hell, I know she made me talk reeeaaal quick like! Oh yeah...
*Chuck Norris: Out of all the cliches in this list, this one holds more truth than any other. This cat beat the ever-lovin' crap outta you until he got what he needed to know! You didn't hear it from me, though... seriously, don't let him find out I told you.
*Snow: In exchange for a licky boom boom down, he admitted that he was a black Jamaican trapped in a white kid from Toronto.
*Who else, who else... oh yeah! I'm an informant of sorts, you know. But that ain't written in stone, so keep your lips tight, brotha.
==Noticeable traits==
*Use of word 'cat' as a title for men
*Use of phrase 'foxxxy lady' as a title for women
*Ebonics
*Starting every tip with the sentence, "You didn't hear it from me, but..."
*Dresses like a pimp
== See also ==
*Cops
*Spies
*Rats
Category:Spies
Category:People in law enforcement
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Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:People You Wish You Were
Information technology

Information technology is a relatively new concept created by Walkers Crisps. It was developed during the early stages of a campaign to raise the sales of the failing crisp company. At the time, a back office clerk named Derek came up with the idea of "it", however soon after Derek had created the idea, it was outsourced to India, and Derek lost his job.Now a leading entrepreneur in Peckham, Derek delivers it from a three-wheel yellow van.
The Indians (dots and Bollywood not feathers and gambling) with the new idea of it created a strategy with a man now known as Bill Gates to create and market the idea of it – it is a form of Zen-like readiness seen only in Jedis, Paul O'Connell and Bill Clinton.
==Rewards==
Once a person had successfully collected the five crisp packets, he/she/it would then be rewarded with a plastic box which they could sit in front of for 28 hours a day looking at something called the internet – which a man called Al Gore invented.
===The Way Forward===
Information Technology or "it" was quickly realised as the way to get out of the 1980s; before this a lot of people had been stuck and soon large companies and strange men were seen to be collecting crisp packs at a phenomenal rate.
Walkers crisp was growing faster than it ever could have expected, with this new found money it changed its name to "GOOGLE" fortify its presence on the internet. Before we knew it, "information" about where to find naked women was flowing faster than ever before and with it Google was bought over by Larry Flint. Larry Flint and his team of engineers proceeded to create a magical world of numbers and pictures where the whims of any person could be catered for.
==Height of popularity==
After "it" reached its peak in 2000, children as young as 6 were creating an online company, floating it on the stock market and making a trillion dollars in a matter of minutes. When what it's now known as ("the bubble") burst, 103 billion people lost their jobs. (Two died from it and one is still in a wheel chair.)
It subsequently took 17 minutes for the world to recover from this set back.
==Today==
In the early 2010s, things began to get back on track for "it" specialists, and it is now believed that some people in the industry may even be able to make human contact ...
The industry has been destroyed thanks to what we now know as a nerd.A strange-smelling, odd-looking contraption spawned from the nether regions of Cork, populating through incest and religious cults to produce a race of hideously obese people. Utterly incapable of human interaction and cleanliness, it is instantly recognisable from a distance and so gives you ample time to cross the street (avoid it).
==Notes==
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