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Sonic.exe (2016 Rewrite)

I'm a big Sonic the Hedgehog fan. A lot of people left the franchise after the Genesis era, but I've stuck with it all the way through. I was there for Sonic CD, Sonic Adventure, and even Sonic '06 - a game so bad I legitimately believe it was designed as a false flag terrorist attack by a think-tank of freemasons. No, actually, I'm joking - but it was really bad.
It all started on a sunny, breezy summer afternoon. The beautiful kind of day where it would be a perfect time for a nice hike or a jog if it weren't hot enough to cook a fucking pizza on the sidewalk. I was playing Shadow the Hedgehog and wondering what the hell went so, so wrong. When suddenly, I heard my doorbell ring.
The mailman had me sign for a mysterious package. I took it back inside and opened it up. Inside the box was an even smaller box covered in barbed wire. I put on a set of work gloves, pulled the razor wire off and opened it up. Inside there was a note written in blood red ink. The handwriting was sloppy, as if written by a shaking hand. Underneath the note, there was a blank disk with the words "BURN THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!" written on it.
I read through the note, and it became clear it was from my good friend Kyle. The letter he wrote was filled with a sincere, unmistakable panic.
"Tom, I can't take it anymore! I had to get rid of this game somehow. It... it told me I couldn't just throw it away - I had to send it to someone else or it would never stop. Once you play it, you can't just get rid of it. There's something WRONG with this game. Something... evil lurks within in it. PLEASE Tom, PLEASE don't play this!"
Seeing how badly this game traumatized him, I smashed the disk with a hammer, tossed the pieces into my fireplace (with some old, shredded AOL Online disks so it could never possibly be reassembled) and then, once the disk fragments were nothing but ashes, I dumped them into my toilet, poured drain cleaner all over them, carefully mixed it all up so there wasn't even a microscopic trace of it, and then I flushed the toilet, took a piss in it and flushed it again.
I then went back to playing Shadow the Hedgehog for exactly twenty minutes. It was so bad I couldn't even finish the level I was on. I shut the system off and went to bed. I had no dreams that night.
The next week, Kyle sent me a "Thank You" note with a fifty dollar bill attached.
Just to be safe, I burned that too.
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Sonic.exe - The Real Story

I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I love the newer games, and I never played the classics. I don't think I've ever played any of the classic games, because they looked too old and outdated.
It was a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Lost Worlds for the first time when I noticed the mailman driving up to my mailbox. He put the mail in the mailbox and left to deliver more mail, because that's his job, to deliver mail. I went to go get the mail and saw a yellow envolope with a note from my long lost friend, Kyle.
I haven't spoken to Kyle in a year, but somehow I recognized his handwriting, though it did look weird. It looked scratchy, like he was in a hurry. Maybe he wrote it while taking a shit, I don't know.
This is what he wrote...
"Tom,
Destroy This Game As Soon As You Get It! If You Don't, You Could Be Killed By A Sonic The Hedgehog Plushie! Please! Destroy It. Smash It! Burn It! Piss On It For All I Care! Do Something!
Please...
Kyle"
The note scared me. I opened the CD case and saw a CD that said Sonic 1 on it. It looked like it was written on with a magic marker. I took the game out into my backyard. I placed it on a perfectly cut tree stump. I went into my shed and pulled out my trusty sledgehammer. I took the sledgehammer and continusly kept beating the game until it shattered into a million pieces. 
After that, I took the pieces and placed them into my burning barrel, where I had a bonfire later that night. At 11:52 P.M., I put the fire out and I went to bed. I had happy dreams for the rest of the night. you think yget rid of me tom that i ' m your life and death i am everywhere tom i am god whats wrong dont like playing by the rules tom 
The End.
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Sonic.exe - The True Story

I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Unleashed (I liked how you get to explore the towns in it) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.
I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Kyle (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Kyle was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.
This is what he wrote...
"Tom,
I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he's after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me....
Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.
Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it.
Please...
Kyle"
That was weird and I got creeped out, but it must have been an emergency.
So I destroyed it. You think you can destroy me, Tom? I am everywhere. I am life and death. I am God. What's wrong, Tom? Don't like playing by the rules? No matter what you do, Tom, I will always come back again and again! I've found you now, Tom. Went to play a game with me?
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Sonic.exe - YOU'RE NEXT

I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics. I've never played glitchy or hacked games before and I knew what would happen if i play Sonic.exe...
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Unleashed (I liked how you get to explore the towns in it) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.
I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Kyle (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Kyle was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.
This is what he wrote...
Tom,
I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he's after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me....
Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.
Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it.
Please...
Kyle
But I was an asshole friend so I printed the cover art of the original Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) and put it on the CD. Then I went to e-bay and sold it. Whoever has it, he's fucked. YOU'RE NEXT!
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Sonic.exe 2 (By Yofaceisdancing)

It all started on a friday when I was sitting on the couch with nothing to do.All of a sudden the doorbell rang.(i was alone in house)I opened the door only to be greeted by a box. I wondered what was inside. A toy? An object? Or even a game? Infact it was a game, there was a game for each system but was all the same game labeled "Sonic.exe 2". I popped a gamecube disk into the gamecube. well that was part 1 pretty short though.
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Sonic.exe 3 Chapter 0 Book 1

It was 1951 when sonic the hedgehog was released my name is zander this is my story it was a warem suny purfect day and a snow storm was encuring outside on this waren suny da y i got a packenge in the box and i bourght the borx inside my house
Zander was a 27 year old man that played video games all night and played loud rap music at late nights at the highest volume, his neighbours hated him so much that they called the cops and he just flicked the cops off and slammed the door. He spent 17 days in jail after the police kicked his door down after he threatened to kill them.
i opined da the bvox and salw my pokeman cadardundrnerth waas a cd i nevar sen it be4 i colded beleafed what i salwed it wsise a cd with sanic on top.
We hired better writers so we have a better budget now, enjoy!*
I put the disk in my pc I opened the disk in my pc and started the game it was the or sonic the hedgehog original game for a split second I saw a demon looking at his bloody eyes it looked sonic the was blood flowing and was rusty thing around sonic was rusty and the sky was blood red it also had a little bit of blue but thats because it probably not blood red.
there was also some trees in the background and stuffs there was also a mountain in the background the worst part was that the water was blood red and was sega 666 was at the side of the corner I also saw towns and dead people in the back ground the dead people were dead I guess there was also a tall man with red eyes just standing there staying RIGHT AT ME ME!
The man was blue
Paid ad, every sixty seconds in africa a minute passes*
the man was holding that was also blood red two adults were is was laying dead I guess they were his parents I cryed in the corridor of my eyes I saw a sonic plushie it was bloody by the time I looked over it was is gone.
then I got to the main menu.
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Sonic.exe 4: It's About Time

Tom was sitting there, in his room, contemplating his life and his ability as a human being. He had just murdered and raped Sonic.exe mercilessly, and was considering anal-fucking Kyle as well. He suddenly, out of his peripheral vision, saw a DeLorean arrive. He ran outside, and was shocked when he found it was a real working time machine! He got excited and got in it. He turned the time circuits on, and entered in the date August 9th, 2011. He was going back in time, motherfuckers! He backed up, and drove on the road, hitting 88 mph! 
The second he did, he was instantly transported to the year 2011! Tom got out of the car, amazed at this wonder of science. Then, he looked in his houses window, and spotted himself putting the disk in. Hoping to stop this whole mess, he smashed the window, jumped in, and ran over to his younger self. "Wait, stop!" he said as he ran. "What the hell? Is that me?" asked Past Tom. "Yes." replied Future Tom. "I'm from the future!"
The second he said that, Past Tom reeled back with horror and surprise. "You mean you're... me from the future?" yet again asked Past Tom. You see, this is why he's failing at school. "Yes.. wait... are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Future Tom. "Yep." replied Past Tom, unbuckling his belt and walking over to Future Tom. They both stripped naked and were about to make out when they were interrupted by a familiar male voice. 
"AWW YEAH THIS IS HAPPENIN!" They both looked back, and saw Sonic.exe jump out of the disk. "Hey, guys. Got room for one more?" asked Sonic.exe, as a visible erection started rising from his pelvis area. "Sure" they said, excited for a threesome. Soon, the three were making passionate love. Sonic.exe anally penetrated Past Tom, while Future Tom jerked off Past Tom. Suddenly, JC-the-hyena (The original story writer) burst in, saying "Hey, this isn't how it happened! I wanna join in!" They all let him in, and all of them enjoyed a cum filled foursome. Now, for this:
TELL MEH, DUCTER WHERE ARE WEH GUING DIS TYME IS THIS 20,000,000 BC OR 2001? AL I WENTED TEH DEW WAS PLEH MEH GUATAR AND SINK SO TAK AWAY ME I DONT MYND BUT PROMASE MEH WELL BEE BACK IN TIME! TOM IS BACK IN TIME! FUCKING HIS SELF BACK IN TIME! DONT BETT YUR FUTUR ON YAWN ROLO OF DEH DIE. PLZ DONT DRIVE AT8 DONT WANT TO RAPE KYLE AGAIN
I apologize, and will now hang myself. Peace, stay in school!
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Sonic.exe The killer

On August 13th 2016 at 85 milliseconds away from 9:01pm, 25-year-old Jimmy was watching someone on YouTube playing Slenderman because he wasn't allowed to play it. When he asked his Mom for it, she shotgunned him in the face, felt guilty about it then performed a saintainic ritual to bring him back to life. In one of the thumbnails, something caught his eye. It was sonic.exe, the game was played by the same person he was watching. He immediately played the video and after he watched it, his autistic mind dwelled on the fake Sonic character and now wants to play the game. 
He knew his Mom was going to say no, so he decided to steal her credit card and bought the game. At the end of the game where sonic.exe says that he's God, Jimmy thought his face was hyper realisic as if he was going to pop off the screen, which he did. Jimmy pushed his gaming chair back across his room, terrified as Sonic.exe's smile comes across his face. It was then, his insanity grew, as his life flashed before his eyes of the times he was bullied for being a nerd, wet his bed and spilling a few drops of Prime, he became immensely powerful enough to face against him. The fight begins, Jimmy punched Sonic.exe out of his house to the other side of the continent, flew to the Moon, grabbed it with his bare hands and threw it at Sonic.exe and punches it further to go faster. The Moon crashes on Sonic.exe, but it was no match for him. Then Sonic.exe ran for president and won, then orders to fire every nuke at Jimmy. Jimmy laughed said "That tickled." in the badass way that Walter White and Giga Chad pissed and shit their pants upon hearing it. 
Sonic.exe clinched his fists in anger than punched Jimmy in his jaw. Jimmy said frantically "Ow, you didn't have to hit me that hard!" Then he punched Sonic.exe into an Aldi where he crashed on an aisle full of lighter fluid, matches, and bleach and the impact lit the whole store on fire. Sonic.exe was burning as his hair became black and his skin became white, and became SONIC.EXE THE KILLER! Jimmy was going to take a picture of him and upload it to Twitter then remembered that whiteface wasn't controversial. Sonic.exe The Killer obliterated Jimmy in 0.0864553229865431 nano seconds. Kicks Earth like a soccer ball to the end of the universe, teleports to hell and killed Satan in 0.000000001 nano seconds than destroyed his endless realm in the exact same time. (He knows a lot of math and keeps count of time) then destroys the entire multiverse in 0.000000000.01 nano seconds. There's nothing left, he destroys nothing in 2 seconds. All there's left is himself. He grabs a handgun then kills himself. 
Fin
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Sonic.exe alternate ending

I'm a total Sonic the Hedgehog fan much like everyone else, I like the newer games, but I don't mind playing the classics. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Sonic Unleashed (I liked how you get to explore the towns in it) until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.
I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Kyle (Let's just call him that), whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Kyle was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.
This is what he wrote...
"Tom,
I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he's after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me....
Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.
Destroy the disc, and you'll destroy him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just destroy it.
Please...
Kyle"
So I destroyed it.
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Sonic.exe alternate ending 2

I was a intern at SEGA When we finished a meeting i went into the vault of sega i and found a disk that said DO NOT TAKE.I took it home and had my friend... lets just call him Bob. he let him play as i went out from snacks. i got home and i saw something that shocked me a bit. HE was HANGING on a noose with hyperrealistic blood everywhere. he had his eyes hanging out o his eye holes and he was DEAD. i shurged it off and a fake blue screen of death said Dude your friend was killed because he watched sonic rule 34 porn. i vomited. so he was dead right? the fake blue screen of death said yes also it then said so its proably a good idea to AVOID that disk. i said your not my dad goodbye fake blue screen of death and the fake blue screen of death said ok do not say i did not warn you. i clicked play and to my suprsie it was sonic x. i had no idea SEGA made a game on sonic x i press start when i heard sonic.exe laugh "welcome" i was hocked why was sonic.exe here? and was was he so damn polite? i had no idea sonic.exe was so polite. anway i knew i was going to murder everyone and me so i said i going to roll with my death! I was so cool with dieing because just 2 weeks ago i died but i lived. I then got a phone call telling my all my freinds have been brutaly killed. i tired playing the game again i got a 2phone call telling me everyone in my family as brutaly murdered! stop it! and let me play the damn game!!! Then i PRESSed play i i played. then something spoky happend COPYRIGTHED MUSIC Played. then was dead pile of bones thst said i am died. this made me sick then sonic.exe appeared to sonic sayying MUhahaha. sonic said faker i going to kick you in a "special" place. right before sonic was going to kick sonic.exe in a speaical place amy appeared sonic soniccoo they both screamed. me to my self sonic.exe is still the same old sonic heh! which one of you is the real sonic. they both pointed at each others hes the real sonic. sonic.exe did a litiitle friendly flirt your sonics are gamer eic. amy wait sonic would never say that to me she grabedd sonc as sonic.exe ran away sonci said EXE HELPPPPP. Amy said time for our date and sonic was shocked. she started hugging a kissing him But in a HYPER-FUCKING-REALISTIC WAY Possible. SONIC LOOKED SAD SOOOOOOO SAD. as hearts apparead over amys head and it as sonic.exe laughed at sonic laughing loudly then amy.exe apearhead behind him sonic.exe had no idea what was going to happen. amy.exe jumped on him and started hugging kissing him sonic.exe screamed as he was a on building and jumping off would be sudidce.I was glad the fucker got his karma for not helping sonic with Amy. then the computer melted and i dided also your next.
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Sonic.exe but Tails doesn't die

You guys have probably heard of the shitty story that is Sonic.exe. You all probably know that in ALMOST every Sonic.exe game, Tails DIES. How dare they kill off my favorite anthropomorphic two-tailed fox! Well Sonic lovers, it is time to take the stage and rejoice, as in this Sonic.exe, Tails lives. 
But first, an introduction to what's happening.
So there I was, minding my own business, watching Squid Game 2 or whatever the hell dumbasses are watching these days. I hear a knock on my door. 
"Who the hell is it dipshit!? I'm watching Squid Game 2!" I scream at whoever the hell is behind my godforsaken door. 
"Damm bro chill... I just want to talk... for one... last-" They don't get to finish their sentence, because they're dead by the time I open the door. 
Inside the palm of their bloody, beaten hand is a disc, a disc that will suspiciously only work for my computer. I reluctantly grab the disc and insert it into my PC. For a millisecond, I see the words: "you fucking dumbass beach ball" but I just shrug it off as a glitch (why do people make creepypastas where they think stuff like this a glitch bru).
So here I am now. Enjoy my pain and suffering, Meaty (and others).
I load into what it seems like Sonic 1. I notice how Sonic glitches out and in at a constant rate of change, starting at coordinates 8 6, and going up by 4/5, ending at 12 11. There is also a slope going from 4 5 to 5 9, making the solution to this No Solution.
I click play, and the level screen for Green Hill Zone appears. But this time, instead of Green Hill Zone, it's a black background with 3 "locked" boxes. The first one is the only one I can click one, which is Tails. Tails!? He was my favorite character! I was so happy that I got to play as my favorite character! So I choose Tails and load into Green Hill Zone. It looks perfectly normal.
I start to walk to the right. And more, and more... "WHY THE HELL ARE ALL OF THESE GAMES WALKING SIMULATORS!?" I scream at the top of my lungs. 
Suddenly, I come across Sonic. He looks different though. His amazing blue body palette has been changed to red! Sonic turns around and looks Tails in the eye. Tails is scared silly. Suddenly, the screen turns pitch black, and the words: "I want to eat your penis" shows up. I scream "PLEASE DON'T EAT MY PENIS!!!" I cry. Sonic tries to take Tail's penis, but then he realises: Tails doesn't have a penis. 
Tails walks away, happy as can be. And yeah, that's how I saved tails. By not giving him a penis.
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