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A story made without thought

One day, this anthropomorphic alien with 3 nipples came up to me and asked me "Can you give me juice? My nipples won't work." I said, "What kind of juice?" He says "I dunno, blueberry? Lemon?" I said, "Okay, but why do you need your nipples to work?" he said "So I can feed my kin." I said "But you're a fuckin' male!" He says, "Well, I am an alien. It's a well known fact on my planet that male aliens make milk."
I said, "Do you have a penis?" He says, "Yes, I have a penis." He opens his mouth and sticks out his tongue, then a small penis comes out. I says, "What the fuck!? That't not motherfucking normal!" He says, "Well, fuck you!" I said, "Fuck you, too!" he says, "Fuck you three!" I said, "Fuck you four!" he says, "Fuck you fucking five!" I said, "Woah! You best mother fucking apologize for that fucking comment!" 
Jus then, his mother teleports in and says "What the fucking fuck are you talking to my son like that for?" I said "Because, he is being an asshole." She says, "Fuck you, you're the mother fucking asshole, motherfucker!" I said, "Fine, be that way, bitch!" then she jumps on me and starts punching me in the face. I pushed her off and said "What the fuck?"
I called the FBI agents. A second later, they came and the commande said "What the fuck is going on?" I said, "This alien bitch started assaulting me because I called her an asshole!" one of the agents says "What alien bitch!" I point to the alien mother and said "This fucker! Are you mother fucking blind?" He says, "Oh. So, what is your problem?"
At that point, I forgot what happened.
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A story of blood and pony

Alright, so about 125% of you probably know about that TV show called "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". But what about 124.999% of you didn't know was that it had a hidden meaning behind it...
And there were a lot of questions unanswered about it...
Like why did someone want to create a kids show about miniature multicolored horses?
Why do more adults like the show then children?
Why do people make porn of it and fap to it?
But most of all...what does it mean?
The last question is one that I wish I didn't get the answer to...Here's why.
It was a nice summer afternoon. It was 20% cooler then it usually was, so I- Wait, why am I telling you this shit? Anyway, back to the story. I was watching MLP, like I normally do. Then I remembered that today was the day that the mailman came. So, I went out to the mailbox and took a peak inside. To my surprise, the only thing in there was a package. Inside of the package was an odd tape. It looked normal, but something about it wasn't right. I then looked on the other side of it. I saw the word "PONY" written on it with Cliche-brand black marker. When I saw it said "pony", I was excited. I was a huge fan of MLP, and, being the ultra-brony that I am, I immediately put it in my VCR. It started out with the normal intro, theme song and everything, but...something was off. In about 10 seconds flat the screen looked...completely different. It showed the Mane 6... but they all had hyper-realistic blood all over them. Pinkie Pie looked...well...her eyes and mouth were completely black, and she had a grin that nearly went past her cheeks. All of the others were lying on the ground, intestinal organs and blood all over their corpses. However, I was just like: "lol wtf is this" and decided to be a stupid fuck and ignore it. After the intro...It was just a black screen. Just black for 23.503.666 seconds. Then, for about 78.651 seconds, a hyper-realistic picture of Pinkie Pie, again with the Zalgo-style face in the image in the intro, with hyper realistic blood all over her face and holding a knife, showed up. Then...black again.
I then took the tape out and threw it out the window.
The motherfucking end, bitches.
Also, jk about me finding the answer to that question. Friendship is motherfucking magic, bitches.
PS: In case you are a dumb 9-year-old shit or just really high and haven't noticed, this story is fake
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A theory to make you go POSTAL

Have you ever heard of Postal?
Postal is a popular Game series known for being highly offensive while still being considered funny by many.
Postal consist of a trilogy, Postal, Postal 2, and Postal 4.
However, in the darkest depths of hell, there exist ANOTHER postal game.
Postal 3
Known for being neither offensive nor funny, Postal 3's humor is the perfect example of what happens when I'm put on stage during a comedy night.
However, have you ever wondered why, well, heed this tale my friend, as it could explain everything.
As we know, in Postal 4s ending, Mr. Dude meets his father, Mr. Dude. Postal dude's dad, the Postal Dude, is very old, and probably suffers from schizophrenic delusions. 
Notice how the Postal dude's outfit in Postal 3 is brown instead of black or purple.
Guess what the Postal dudes father wears.
Now what happened was That the Postal dude's father was chilling one day, and then the schizophrenia kicked in.
What happened was that he saw the events of postal 3, and fearing the worse, wanted to stop it.
Now, as we know, Edensin is a town that is quite futuristic, considering the VR headsets and sentient televisions.
What if the father went back in time, and started the events of Postal one to get rid of Postal 3.
Of course, he didn't know how to stop it, so his best solution was to purge everything and everyone, hoping at least something would change to make sure the horrid hellscape his brain had envisioned didn't become reality.
Fortunately, he was successful, and Postal 3 went from a horrid reality to simply a bad dream.
And that, your honor, is why I killed all those people, to save the timeline.
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A thing that happened

I was standing in a rather large line at my local Wal-Mart today behind a couple families that I know from when I went to church with my family in year younger. It was the only register open so there wasn't much of another option to get my 12 pack of Mountain Dew for a party I was heading to. I was wondering why the line was going nowhere when I decided to poke my head up front to see what the holdup was. It was a little old lady who didn't have enough for her groceries and she was trying to talk the cashier into letting her get away with being short. This struck me as odd until I found out she was a mere $0.21 short of her purchase. Now all these families were just staring and there was even two making fun of her. I walked up and handed my soda to the cashier, handed him a $5 and told her to keep the change. One of the middle aged women (I knew these people, so I also knew that they all make over 6 digits) grabbed her kid and yelled very loudly, "See that man? He's acting just like Jesus wants us to." For some reason this set me off, so I turned around. I haven't shaved in awhile so I'm rocking some nice scruff, a Slayer shirt, and gym shorts, so it must have been a nice sight. Very loudly, I said "Like Jesus? Ma'am I'm an atheist who makes minimum wage and I was the one who stepped up to help her? Your hypocritical Christianity is an inspiration to us all." As I stormed out, a couple of the cart boys started to whistle and cheer, soon shoppers joined in and even the cashier. I gave a wave and went off with a feeling of accomplishment.
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A third encounter with Herobrine

I had started a new world, and spent two whole real world days making my house (mansion) look awesome. It had tonnes of windows, and went deep underground which gave me many resources and minerals. My brother kept going on my world and messing around when I was away, so I would make BIG changes when he was at a friends place. One day he went to the movies with a friend so I went on my PC and booted up Minecraft. Half an hour later I was called for lunch so I left Minecraft up and not in the menu. When I returned I noticed that most of my windows were destoryed and that some on my iron , gold and diamond was gone. Annoyed I wondered who did this, while replacing glass I saw a figure running away, confused I left my windows and ran after him. We went through countless biomes and it was getting dark when suddenly he turned around and I saw his face. It was the defaut skin with pure white eyes, I was terrified, I knew he couldn't actually hurt me but his face wasn't normal. He ran back in the direction of my house, back through the biomes, and when I returned home, there was a sign: "Do not follow me and I will never bother you again". When my brother returned he wouldn't believe me, but I kept the sign safe in glass casing and would always remember what happens when I leave the door open, "Herobrine" (which is what we seem to call him) will come, and next time, it might not be my items he will take...
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A trip to slenderman's house

This is a true story that happened to me yesterday. I was lost in the woods. My friends and I were paintballing, until I got hit in the face with a paintball. Moments later I woke up from the impact and realized that my friends ditched me. I walked around and tried to find an exit, but I had no luck. Also my paintball mask was broken and my gun too. I continued to walk in the woods with no idea where I was going, until I found him. Slenderman was standing right in front of and staring right at me.
At first I thought he was going to kill me and so would anyone in this situation, but something completely different happened to me. He actually invited me to his house to hang out. I accepted the offer and followed him. After 2 minutes, we arrived at a small house. We went inside and went to his kitchen. Slenderman gave me some cherry Dr pepper. I thanked him and we went to his living room. He had a very nice tv, it was a 72 inch flat screen. We watched a couple episodes of south park and laughed our asses off. After that Slenderman said he had a present for me. He got up and went to go get my surprise. I waited on the couch and finished my Dr pepper. He came back with a brand new paintball mask and gun. I thanked him for it.
Slenderman told me that now that I have new gear, lets go get revenge on my friend. I agreed and then we set off to find them. We found them on a road that leads to town, so we loaded our guns and snuck up behind them. We fired our guns and chased them off. I thanked Slenderman for the fun and went home. So Slenderman in reality is a nice guy who just wants to hang out. Maybe he might want to hang out with you next.
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A true scary story

Now if you've read some of these stories, they're FAKE. Some are good, some, pure crap. But this here story, true. As we start, I'm in my bedroom and my pa is taking a shower. I get a little thirsty, so what else do I do rather than to go to the refrigerator to get a sweet bottle o' pop. I hear the shower stop, clearly my dad has finished his shower. I hear him hummin' a little tune. All in in instant the washroom door opens up n' pa comes into the kitchen. My eyes were practically burnin' and I thought I could die. He had NO TOWEL! I've saved you the horror of pictures. Goodbye for now.
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A very disturbed individual

Hellur there I'm Jenna. Call me Jen and I will kill you with my bare hands. I am sometimes violent cus i've been through so much that someone shouldn't ever be put through. I'm 17 years of age and one more year of this hell and I'll be free. My favourite color is this kind of purple ish stuff. Surprisingly I play guitar cus it makes me feel like Iim myself. I've been in this foster for almost 10 years. Honestly, i hate it. Never had a boyfriend and never had an actual kiss. Imma loner. Most of the time i'm anti-social so don't talk to me. One thing, i've been mute since I was 13. I seriously don't talk. People don't understand me so i give no chance on understanding people. Oh by the way, i have no friend around this foster home. Uh i don't know what else so bye!
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A walk in the park

I was walking in the park, when my dog started to bark. We went home to get some rest, i look at my trophy along with the best. I was going to go to bed, when I woke up and found my dog dead. I was sad, my dog was mad. I had burred my dog who was the best, he was going to get some rest. I wonder where he is now, he was loyal and would bow. I would do anything to get him back, I felt like I was in a sack. No family,no friends, Is this how it ends? One day looking through my stuff, soon I found myself in cuffs. I was put to sleep, while i weep. And then i die, good bye. I fell grate,no pain.I'm happy,no one to harm me anymore or give me pain.
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A weird phone call......(scary but not that scary)

th-this happend a couple years ago (i am 21 right now) i was 10 when i got my first phone, boy was i excited as soon as i went to school, i asked my friend for his number he just told me what type of phone do you have?, i said A samsung galaxy SX,and he said to me and he whisperd into my ear,oh hell no your not gettin' my number with that type of Fucked up phone!, i said to him dude, "WTF why won't you give me your number",. he said to me Because.........,so i asked MY GIRLFREIND (aw shucks i did not know i had one! xD) what her number was and she did what my friend did which was pretty fucked up with her being my girlfriend and all....,and i when i got home i did my homework watch some tv and m-my phone rang and the number was 666-666-6666,i was scared (since i knew the devil's number was 666) i was scared so much i shat my pant's i awnserd it AND IT SAYED IN A DEMONIC VOICE I'VE HEARD YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD BOY SO BE AWARE, i was thinkin' to my self "be aware why"? a-and that's when i went up stairs and played minecraft an hour later i heard a knock on the door i went to check it but there was no one there,so i went back upstairs and got back on my PC but then my skype opened by itself and i had a new contact whose name was 666 i was fucking scared at this point i tryed to decline it but than i heard some one behind me say you can't do that you have already accpected my one call and then i found out i coulden't decline it and i could not get out of skype so i accepted it and he called me as soon as i did and i awnserd and all i heard was Look behind you in a quiet voice oh i wish i handen't have,because when i turned around i saw my friend my OWN FUCKIN' GIRLFRIEND both in the hands of the devil but they were dead and i said i will let you take me if you let me hang out with my girlfriend alot while we where there he said ok......,i am typing this as i am in hell and i found out my girlfriend ain't really here That cheapskate bastard im sorry but i have to stop typing now, for it is my turn to get tortured.....Wish me luck.
Sincerly,Slendergotnowswag 
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A weird phone call (scary but not that scary)

th-this happend a couple years ago (i am 21 right now) i was 10 when i got my first phone, boy was i excited as soon as i went to school, i asked my friend for his number he just told me what type of phone do you have?, i said A samsung galaxy SX,and he said to me and he whisperd into my ear,oh hell no your not gettin' my number with that type of Fucked up phone!, i said to him dude, "WTF why won't you give me your number",. he said to me Because.........,so i asked MY GIRLFREIND (aw shucks i did not know i had one! xD) what her number was and she did what my friend did which was pretty fucked up with her being my girlfriend and all....,and i when i got home i did my homework watch some tv and m-my phone rang and the number was 666-666-6666,i was scared (since i knew the devil's number was 666) i was scared so much i shat my pant's i awnserd it AND IT SAYED IN A DEMONIC VOICE I'VE HEARD YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD BOY SO BE AWARE, i was thinkin' to my self "be aware why"? a-and that's when i went up stairs and played minecraft an hour later i heard a knock on the door i went to check it but there was no one there,so i went back upstairs and got back on my PC but then my skype opened by itself and i had a new contact whose name was 666 i was fucking scared at this point i tryed to decline it but than i heard some one behind me say you can't do that you have already accpected my one call and then i found out i coulden't decline it and i could not get out of skype so i accepted it and he called me as soon as i did and i awnserd and all i heard was Look behind you in a quiet voice oh i wish i handen't have,because when i turned around i saw my friend my OWN FUCKIN' GIRLFRIEND both in the hands of the devil but they were dead and i said i will let you take me if you let me hang out with my girlfriend alot while we where there he said ok......,i am typing this as i am in hell and i found out my girlfriend ain't really here That cheapskate bastard im sorry but i have to stop typing now, for it is my turn to get tortured.....Wish me luck.
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Aang Smoking Weed

Bro imagine how much weed Aang could smoke at once, like, he probably wouldn't even need a pipe to smoke a while oz of it he could just burn it with his firebending and use his airbending to bend the smoke into his lungs, which could hold a lot because he's an air bender, just imagine how much he could smoke, you pass him a full bowl and he just dumps it out into his hands and take the whole thing in one hit and asks for another, imagine how much weed he could go through in a single session since he's the Avatar and could do as much as he wants since he won't green out, he would just go into the Avatar state.
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Abandoned

"Why?"
"He just...left me out here..."
"Why? Aren't we still friends? Doesn't he still...love me?"
"We...we went through so much...I did everything for him..."
nervous laughing* "He...he's coming back...right? ...Yeah, he loves me, of course he's coming back, hehe..."
"...Did I...do...something wrong? Was I...not good enough?"
"This...isn't real...just a nightmare...He didn't leave me here! He wouldn't!"
soft sobbing* "It's...my fault...I wasn't strong enough..."
"...No... I can get stronger...I promise! Please don't do this! Don't! Don't...don't forget me..."
He never did come back for her. Though she sat waiting for so long. She was young and frail, cold and alone. So far from her home, and in a strange place, she was helpless. As any lost child would do, she cried, fearing what would come next for her... But he didn't consider her needs at all. He was gone. He had abandoned her, his closest friend. But seeing what others could do for him, he didn't care. He was gone, off to gain strength with a more experienced trainer.
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Abandoned.exe

It was an average day. Nothing unusual. I was looking for some scary games. I'm a HUGE fan of these types of games. I came across a game called Abandoned. I saw that the setting was scary enough. I downloaded the file. It took 2 hours to download, so I played Pokemon emerald on my GBA while I waited.
I saw that the download was complete and I looked at the files. There was only 2 items in the Abandoned folder. README.txt and Abandoned . exe.
I opened README.txt and I saw a message that said, "Thank you for downloading this popular game we hope you enjoy it!"
So I got to playing the game. I heard a loud screech come from my speakers! my nose started to bleed. I saw there were 3 options. "Play" "Options" and "Exit". I decided to play the game. I heard another screech from the speakers.
The bleeding got worse. Upon entering the game I was in a small room. the game was 8-bit. Classic games suit me. So I looked around the room to find the exit. The walls were closing in on me. I heard a loud bloodcurdling scream coming from my computer. My nose continued to bleed. I saw a text box saying "YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT THE GAME".
I got back to the main menu. "Exit" was gone. I was trapped in this fucking game! I clicked play again. i heard another screech this time louder than before. I was in a living room. It looked glitched, badly designed, and horrific. I saw a face and I ran up the stairs, my character was moving slower than usual every 20 steps. The creature was catching up to me. I closed my eyes and I heard another Bloodcurdling scream from the speakers! I saw another Text box saying:
"HAPPY NOW?"
I went back to the main menu. "Options" was gone. I only had one more option. "Play". Upon entering the game I was in a forest. no faces anywhere. nothing. I heard creepy music in the background. As I continued to walk I saw a dead rabbit. It's face was torn off. I saw more dead bodies as I walked. When I got to the gates, bodies stopped appearing.
I saw that same figure, this time it was eating a human face! I ran to the house as fast as I could. The gates were closing in on me as I ran. that thing was getting closer as well. I got into the house, and I saw there was a time limit until the monster appeared. I had 3 minutes to escape! I quickly managed to find a way out at the last second. I heard a very loud scream come from my speakers. I muted the volume completely. So after quitting I decided to get some sleep.
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