Tales of Two U.N.C.L.E.S.

Tales of Two U.N.C.L.E.S. is a gen and slash Man from UNCLE anthology. 
The slash stories are printed on blue paper, purportedly so that "people would [not] read them 'by mistake.' the name of the first zine you bought dated September 14th, 2012; reference link. To stress this message, the slash section had a cover page in large type announcing that this was a controversial section and readers should feel free to stop reading. 
Interestingly, the first submission request for this zine in Datazine #28 didn't specify the content genre.
==Issue 1==
Tales of Two U.N.C.L.E.S. 1 was published in 1984 and contains 120 pages. 
The content is gen.
The art is not credited, but is by Charlene Kirby, Denetia Arellanes, M. Gee, and others.
* The New Wave-rly Affair by J. March Fox (With THRUSH accessing UNCLE's computers, everyone is in danger and only one person can stop it.) (2)
* The Return of Golgatha Affair by Denetia Arellanes (Solo and Kuryakin thought they'd hear the last of Goltatha 19 years ago. Now the cadaverous apparition was back, burning for revenge.) (4)
* Napoleon Solo's Revenge by J. March Fox (Solo exacts his pound of flesh for past, present, and future indiscretions.) (50)
* The Joyous Noelle Affair by Denetia Arellanes (A sentimental Christmas story about love and understanding. A positive resolution to the aftermath to the 'Return of Golgatha Affair.') (54)
* Illya Nickovetch Kuryakin by Denetia Arellanes (67)
* The Still of the Night Affair by Charlene Kirby (Ambassador Starr, kidnapped three weeks at gun point, remained a prisoner of a terrorist group, and UNCLE comes to the rescue.) (68)
* The Centerfold Affair by Denetia Arellanes (Once again, THRUSH was exposing UNCLE to the public eye.) (84) 
* The Worthy Adversary Affair by Denetia Arellanes (crossover with Rat Patrol) (102)
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File:Talesoftwouncles1-8.jpg|from issue #1 
==Issue 2==
Tales of Two U.N.C.L.E.S. 2 was published in 1985 and contains 196 pages. The gen content is 126 pages and the slash content is 67 pages. The slash stories are at the end, in a different color paper. 
The art is by Charlene Kirby, Maggie Johnston, Andy Kerr, ERIC, Brian, Denetia Arellanes, Angi Towski, and Zach Nitzyekov.
From the editorial: 
* Table of Contents (1)
* Acknowledgments (2)
* Editor's Page (3)
* Aunt Amy's Remedy by Donna Hutt; art by Charlene Kirby ("Napoleon talks Illya through his drugged fear in "The Quadripartite Affair".") (gen) (4)
* U.N.C.L.E. Related Publications and Organizations (13)
* The Who's Been Sleeping In My Bed Affair by Stewart Johnston; art by Maggie Johnston ("Illya and Napoleon wake up naked together...in a THRUSH cell. An amused fellow female agent helps them out.") (gen) (14)
* The Bagpipe Affair by Charlene Kirby; art by Charlene Kirby (24)
* I Can Imagine Quite A Lot by Alexandra H. Ramsay; art by Andy Kerr ("Illya comes back from a mission to discover UNCLE in the grip of Star Wars-mania.") (reprinted from Syndizine #1) (gen) (48)
* The Impossible Mission Affair by Joy March Fox; art by ERIC ("Illya and Napoleon and the IMF go undercover in a circus to smuggle a defector's family out of East Germany; Illya romances one of the acrobats.") (crossover with Mission: Impossible) (gen) (54)
* The Fifteen Years Earlier Affair by Eileen Roy; art by Brian ("Illya finds out why Napoleon is about to leave UNCLE and intervenes.") (gen) (84)
* Parting Well Made by Hindman; art by Denetia Arellanes ("Napoleon leaves UNCLE, and Illya.") (gen) (92)
* The Russian Cafe Affair, poem by Denise Leanne Matthews; art by Andy Kerr (101)
* The Only Good U.N.C.L.E. Agent by Joy Ashenfelder ("Chained to a wall, Napoleon can only watch as Illya is slowly dying.") (gen) (102)
* Jamie by Stewart Johnston; art by Maggie Johnston (gen) (107)
* On Borrowed Time by Denetia Arellanes; art by Charlene Kirby ("A badly injured Illya sees Napoleon's ghost, and chooses to join him.") (gen) (reprinted from another version in U.N.C.L.E. Special #3, a slash version is in U.N.C.L.E. "/" Collected) (108)
* A Greater Love by C.C. Smith; art by Denetia Arellanes ("Illya worries about the rumors people are spreading about him and Napoleon.") (gen) (116)
* Editor's Warning (127)
* Facet Amorphous/First Fires by Zach Nitzyekov; art by Zach Nitzyekov ("Napoleon and Illya's first time is complicated by the fact that they're both werecats.") (slash) (reprinted in UNCLE Gold #3) (gen) (128) 
* Echoes in the Dark, poem by Isaac Person; art by Denetia Arellanes (slash) (133)
* The Fantasy Affair by Clotilda Willard; art by Angi Towski (crossover with Fantasy Island) (slash) (134)
 
Image:taleoftwouncles2-3.jpg|from issue #2, You Are Receiving This Zine Because
Image:taleoftwouncles2-4.jpg|from issue #2, sample text, an example of Telepathic Dialogue Punctuation
Image:taleoftwouncles2-5.jpg|from issue #2, screencap used as art
Image:taleoftwouncles2-6.jpg|from issue #2, Charlene Kirby
Image:taleoftwouncles2-8.jpg|from issue #2, Charlene Kirby
Image:taleoftwouncles2-7.jpg|from issue #2, Maggie Johnston
Image:taleoftwouncles2-9.jpg|from issue #2, Andy Kerr
Image:taleoftwouncles2-10.jpg|from issue #2, ERIC
Image:taleoftwouncles2-11.jpg|from issue #2, ERIC
Image:taleoftwouncles2-12.jpg|from issue #2, Brian
Image:taleoftwouncles2-13.jpg|from issue #2, Andy Kerr
Image:taleoftwouncles2-14.jpg|from issue #2, Denetia Arellanes
Image:taleoftwouncles2-15.jpg|from issue #2, Angi Towski
Image:taleoftwouncles2-16.jpg|from issue #2, Angi Towski
Image:taleoftwouncles2-17.jpg|from issue #2, Angi Towski
Image:taleoftwouncles2-18.jpg|from issue #2, Angi Towski 
==References==
Category:Man from U.N.C.L.E. Slash Zines
Category:Man from U.N.C.L.E. Gen and Het Zines
Category:1984 Zines
Category:1985 Zines