Bubble and Squeak

This is a story about a low-budget children's show from the early 2000's named Bubble and Squeak.
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== The Story ==
I was 10 years old when this started. It was a Saturday in July 2002. I was bored, so I went onto my TV and began channel surfing. 
After surfing through a lot of channels, I found this one peculiar channel named TV300. It mostly aired popular shows from other channels like SpongeBob SquarePants, The Powerpuff Girls, etc. After a while of watching the channel, I saw this low-budget children's show named Bubble and Squeak and it was about a bubble named, well, Bubble and a mouse named Squeak. The show was about the duo getting into fights with each other, very much like Tom and Jerry and in every episode, characters in the show would die.
I heard that this show was TV300's most popular one, with about 2.0 million viewers watching every episode. I was angry over this, I mean, why would a show looking like it was made in MS Paint get this popular?! Thankfully, the show was taken off the air and cancelled due to its dark content, but it came back on YouTube for 2 webisodes. Here's descriptions for all of the episodes.
== Episode 1: Charlotte Creates Bubble (aired in July 2002) ==
This episode begins with Charlotte, a little girl, blowing a bubble, which then gets a face and says "Hello!". Charlotte then gets surprised and says "Um... hello!". Bubble then said "Good to meet you! I'm Bubble. Do you want to go with me?". Charlotte then says "Yes". Bubble then pulled out a gun and he begins to shoot Charlotte, while she screamed. Bubble then went up to Charlotte and began eating her head. The episode ends with Bubble turning to the camera and saying in a creepy tone "See you in the next episode.".
== Episode 2: The Death of Squeak (aired in July 2002) ==
The episode begins with Bubble chasing a mouse named Squeak, saying things like "GET OVER HERE!" and "DAMN IT!". Squeak then hides in a cupboard. Bubble then opens the cupboard and says "Got you, you furry fuck.". Squeak begins panicking and Bubble begins stabbing Squeak with a knife. The episode ends with Squeak on the floor dead, with cuts and bruises all over him and his left ear bitten off, while evil laughter played in the background.
This is the 1st episode to contain swearing, with 1 use of "damn" and 1 use of "fuck", which caused it to be banned.
== Episode 3: Merry Christmas from Bubble and Squeak (aired in December 2002) ==
I don't really remember anything about this episode, other than that it was a Christmas special and it had one scene where Squeak popped Bubble with the Christmas tree.
== Episode 4: Squeak's Girlfriend (aired in January 2003) ==
The episode begins with Squeak walking in the garden, when she saw a female mouse that looked like him. She said to Squeak "Hello." and Squeak said the same back to her. The female mouse then said "Want to go to the cinema with me? We'll see The Beloved Mouse!". Squeak replied with "Actually, I thought of..." and whispered to the female mouse "...having sex with you.". The female mouse then said "WHAT? We'll never do that! Not even in a cinema! I'm breaking up with you. Bye, buttfucker.". 
Squeak then got angry and went up to the female mouse and began to beat her up. He beat her up so badly that you can see blood and brain matter flying out. After he was done beating her up, he walked out of the scene and it revealed the female mouse lying on the ground, with her brain showing, with blood running out and she had a black eye. The episode then ended there.
Like episode 2, this one was banned because of the usage of the words "sex" and "buttfucker".
== Episode 5: Everyone Dies (aired in January 2003) ==
The episode began with Bubble and Squeak entering a haunted house. Squeak then said "Bubble, I have a bad feeling about this." and Bubble said "Oh, I'm sure its nothing.". When they entered in, they heard demonic laughter. Bubble and Squeak got scared and then they saw a black-hooded figure with a creepy face, which had red eyes and a creepy smile. Then, the figure went up to Bubble and popped him with a needle. Blood splattered everywhere and Squeak screamed. The figure then said "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and he shot Squeak with a gun. 
A majority of the episode showed the black-hooded figure killing every character in the show. After all of that, the black-hooded figure went up to the camera and shot it with the same gun that he used to shoot Squeak, causing it to shatter. The episode then ended there.
== Update ==
I'm done with Bubble and Squeak. It was just a show with unnecessary swearing and gore. Good night.
== Update #2 ==
Holy. Freaking. Crap. I just found out that all of the episodes were on a YouTube channel named "bubbleandsqueakvids". I was shocked by that, but what shocked me even more was that there was 2 episodes that I had never seen before. Thankfully, the creator of the channel was terminated from YouTube, because of the dark content that was on the videos. Luckily, I had archived the videos on my computer before they were deleted, so here's the descriptions of the 2 webisodes.
== Webisode 1: All Hail Satan ==
The episode began with all of the Bubble and Squeak characters in what appeared to be Hell. Then, what looked like Satan came into the scene and said "Okay, do you want to all hail to me?" and the characters said "YES!". Satan said "Okay and after that, we'll begin some fun activities!". Then, all of the characters said "All hail Satan." and Satan said "Yes, YES!!!". It then showed the characters kissing Satan and burning crosses. Then the episode ended.
== Webisode 2: Me ==
Unlike the previous episodes from this show which were animated, this one was live-action. The episode began with what appeared to be the creator of Bubble and Squeak, a man, crying. The crying then got louder and louder. When it was loud enough, it turned into laughing. The man then turned his face to the camera, to reveal that it had red glowing eyes. The man then pulled out a knife and began to cut himself in the mouth, until blood was running out of his mouth. The man then collapsed on the floor and went out of scene and the episode ended with a second of jumbled-up text that if put together, says "YOU'RE NEXT.".
== Episode list ==
=== TV episodes ===
# Charlotte Creates Bubble
# The Death of Squeak
# Merry Christmas from Bubble and Squeak
# Squeak's Girlfriend
# Everyone Dies
=== YT episodes ===
# All Hail Satan
# Me
== Update #3 ==
Okay, so I don't know whether or not this show was supposed to be scary, or the higher-ups at TV300 wanted this show to be more "mature" and "gory", but one thing's for sure that I'm NEVER looking back at Bubble and Squeak, ever. Good night.
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