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Washer Barajas/IF-13.1.12-D

=== Ornithomantic Assignation ===
==== A scrap of damp parchment is inscribed in blue ink by the Augur's hand ====
A collection of these notes was located in a file cabinet within the Yellowstone National Park Ballpark offices, all sharing a similar handwriting and purpose. Each note describes a member of the Yellowstone Magic, in synchronicity with a known reality counterpart, but as a particular species of bird. It remains unclear why the Augur is scrying these particular ornithomancies and what purpose they may serve, but the findings are dutifully recorded and cataloged when new ones are discovered.
==== Scrying target: Washer Barajas (Magic lineup, animated geyser?) ====
Ornithomantic assignation: American dipper (Cinclus mexicanus) - also known as water ouzel. Unusual songbird that has adapted to a life spent diving in streams!
Silhouette is recognizable - stout songbird, somewhat smaller than familiar American robin. Short tail, short wings, long legs (relatively). However, where typical dippers are dark grey in coloration, this individual appears to be composed of an ever-shifting collection of superheated water and steam, appearing whitish from a distance. Appearance of eye is a single spinning coin (?) - unable to resolve face value, country of origin, or metallic composition (copper?)
Actual composition is consistent with appearance: hydrogeological gasses, water, unknown coin, and stray bits of peanut and shell. In short, a geyser with a coin and some peanut bits in it, in the shape of a most unusual aquatic songbird! (Water elemental? Hydrothermal elemental? Clearly location-bound...what about away games?)
Arachismic-legumic reactivity: poor. Previous event in has ongoing repercussions in actual physical composition! (this is consistent)
Sanguinicity: as yet unknown (no events in record - also consistent)
Migration status: nonmigratory, bound to park. (again - what about away games??)
Ley line attunement: effervescent and fumarolic (occasional association of smoke and sulfur?) with strong conative affinities (enaction of wishes?)
The longer I observe this individual, the more complexities I uncover. For instance, I would much like to know-
The parchment is blank beyond those words, except for one drop of ink beneath the word uncover.
Washer Barajas/IF-21.581

=== Play It, Don't Spray It ===
Washer is observed as a bat and hat caught in the waters of a geyser within the Park. The bat fell in naturally, the hat was added by Merlinmeyer after the geyser hit a triple, officially drafting it into the Magic.
After several fans tried to recreate this incident, the Park Service was forced to amend warning signs throughout the park. They now read, "Please do not throw anything into the natural features of our amazing park, not even blaseball bats. We assure you that the creation of star hitter Washer Barajas is an isolated incident that cannot be replicated."
Not long after Penelope "Lucky Penny" Mathews left the team due to a feedback swap, a fan tossed a coin into Washer to make a wish. While this practice is not uncommon (though it is strictly discouraged), usually coins are quickly ejected - but this coin was caught in Wash and remains in their geyser, spinning infinitely. Local Parkpark hedge witches theorized that as it does so, it collects infinite wish energy. Fans have taken this as a sign that Penny's lucky spirit is still with them. The hedge witches remind fans that Penny is not dead, just in New York, and warn that if the coin were ever to land, the resulting expulsion of wish energy could be catastrophic.
Watson Ward

is a pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists.
== Official League Records ==
Ward joined Internet League Blaseball as a pitcher for the Pandemonium Artists during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
== Personal Life ==
Watson Ward has always dreamed of becoming a superhero. Unfortunately, after graduating from college with a degree in super-humanities, Ward was shocked to discover that even entry-level vigilante positions require at least 6-10 years of professional experience. Thus, Ward spent much of his early career as an apprentice (e.g. unpaid intern.) to a variety of costumed heroes. Over time Ward developed a strong resume of sidekick skills, including but not limited to:
* Spouting family-friendly puns during combat.
* Doing a cool backflip.
* Asking exactly the right question during a difficult investigation.
* Looking really impressed when the hero announces the solution to a difficult investigation.
However despite his best efforts and the glowing recommendation letters of multiple genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropists, Ward was unable to defeat his true arch-nemesis; The Gig Economy. 
After months of unemployment, Ward stumbled upon a Craigslist ad for Internet League Blaseball, to which he eagerly responded, having wildly misunderstood the term "Batboy".
== Gallery ==
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Fastball_special.png|Watson Ward with teammate Cinna Toast.
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Category:Players
Category:Coffee Cup
Category:Pitchers
Waveback Event

The Waveback Event is a incident that resulted in most participants seeing their coin balances doubled, as well as altering the existence of new Hawai'i Fridays player, Sixpack Dogwalker. 
The Bulletin Board wrote in summary: "Waves broke over the league, resulting in SERIOUS COINAGE for the fans and leaving SIXPACK DOGWALKER confused."
== Description of Events ==
On August 28 2020, the Blaseball game servers "experienced a significant loss of data" that forced the Umpires to roll back the state of the game world by approximately eight hours, to 2 AM Pacific time.Bugcatcher Roldan (28 Aug 2020). "Update:
Sadly, Blaseball experienced a significant loss of data this morning. We have restored things to an earlier state (about 2am PST) and have updated the Season to reflect the present state and changes that took place." (Message) - via #website-bugs, Blaseball Discord. The events that occurred within the lost timeframe (such as team standings and player changes) were manually reconstructed to bring the game back to its most recent date, which was Season 4 Day 88. Blaseball was in siesta for several hours while the issue was repaired.
As compensation for the error, fans experienced a doubling of their coin balances, as well as a complementary gift of five vote tickets.Groundskeeper Winstons [keeper_winstons] (28 Aug 2020). "all of that days bet / vote activity has been erased; to make up for that we DOUBLED the number of coin you had at 2am pacific today, and gave everyone 5 votes." (Message) - via #website-bugs, Blaseball Discord.
=== Death & Rebirth of Sixpack Dogwalker ===
Meanwhile, the existence of Sixpack Dogwalker became a vocal concern among fans, because Dogwalker was the only player to be added during the lost timeframe (when Fridays hitter Thomas England was incinerated on Day 86). If all data was lost, and restored to an earlier date, as umpires had stated, then England's incineration never occurred and Dogwalker's induction never happened.
Miraculously, Dogwalker was found to be perfectly intact after the siesta ended. Dogwalker returned to play bearing the unique bat Bangers & Smash, in honor of England. The player seemed to have been manually repaired by umpires, since they appeared to inherit the same stats as Thomas England rather than randomly generated stats. Notably, Dogwalker's new player profile also included a specific and unique Pregame Ritual: "Talking to The Microphone."
=== Wave Back ===
During the hours that Blaseball was under siesta, The Commissioner tweeted, "Everybody do the wave lol 🌊",The Commissioner [@Blaseball] (28 Aug 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter. causing many fans on Twitter to reply with wave emojis. Simultaneously, The Microphone tweeted "if you can hear me wave",The Microphone [@BlaseballMic] (28 Aug 2020). (Tweet) - via Twitter. using letter emojis to construct their message. The Commissioner continued to retweet several instances of fans "doing the wave" with wave emojis for the remainder of the siesta. This brief social activity inspired the name of this event.
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Category:History
Category:Features
Waverly Mori

is a pitcher for the Atlantis Georgias and has been with the Team since Season 1.
==Official League Records==
Mori joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Atlantis Georgias in Season 1.
==Fan Works==
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Weather Event

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==History==
The Mexico City Mild Wings are notable due to their their lack of roster changes. The elections were the first time that a Wing player had a change of stats, with the blessing being given to José Haley and the Alternate Reality versions of Ronan Combs and Burke Gonzales appearing. The Wings were again altered during the elections, where they were reduced by 3% overall by the blessing. Despite these changes, the Wings had still not experienced a weather event, marking them as a standout among blaseball teams. Many believe that The Bucket is the only thing standing between the Wings and the chaos of the splort, but others theorize that the protection of the Wings is related to the Gastronomic Conjury Guild, the Wild Wings Legal Team, or even Guy Flieri themself.
==The Weather Event==
During a Blooddrain game against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, Season 6, Day 43, Thieves pitcher Beasley Gloom drained the blood (and pitching stars) of Lawrence Horne, taking the entirety of his pitching stat (a half star). This event was the first time in history that a Wings player had been hit by weather. The event was a shock to the fans and team alike, as most had become used to the immunity of the Wings. The event was cited by many as proof that The Bucket had started to crumble, and that its protection was starting to wear off. While this event was a blow, the blow was lessened by the fact that Horne currently has no use of his pitching stat, and thus the Wings functionally had not changed. 
==The Aftershock==
Closely following The Weather Event, in Season 6, Day 53, the Wild Wings experienced another weather event. The Wings' own Rafael Davids drained the blood of the Philly Pies hitter, Eduardo Woodman. This was unprecedented, and the first case of a Wild Wings player having a usable stat change due to weather. Due to this, the event as been regarded as just as, or possibly even more important than the initial event. This also served as even more proof that the protection of The Bucket had been destroyed, and that the era of Wing immunity had possibly seen an end.
Category:Mexico City Wild Wings
Week

A week in the immaterial plane in which Blaseball takes place has nine days, as revealed in the text for the Observed and Unstable modifications.
The nine days of the week are Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Urnsday, and Nersday. They are named after the Germanic names of the planetary deities (the sun, moon, Tiw, Wotan, Thunr, Frige, Saturn, Uranus, and Nerth, respectively) through interpretatio Germanica.
Well Rested

is a Team Modification first seen during the Coffee Cup. It is the Signature Modification of the Pandemonium Artists.
==Effects==
Well Rested swaps a player from a team's active roster with a random player from their Shadows whenever a player loses the Tired Modification caused by Coffee weather.
The only team to have had this Modification, the Pandemonium Artists, played a grand total of four games, all in Coffee weather. During those games, Well Rested triggered 10 times, swapping the following players:
Day 	Player Removed 	Player Removed	Replaced By
☕ 1 	Breeze Regicide 	 	Teeth Bandana
☕ 1 	Entropy Handcramp	 	Swords Magpie
☕ 1 	Road Kill 	 	Quebrada Stone
☕ 1 	Swords Magpie 	 	Friend Void
☕ 2 	Maddong Candy 	 	Fishcake Can
☕ 2 	Jenny Quicksilver	 	Phoebe Blasesona
☕ 3 	Manda Moth 	 	Ikea Jellofin
☕ 3 	Arbutus Bones 	 	Dunbar McLoud
☕ 3 	Aura Irving 	 	Y3hirv Hafgy2738riv
☕ 4 	Chromatic Jump 	 	HANDSOME SCARF
Category:Pandemonium Artists
Category:Team Modifications
Category:Exclusive Team Modifications
Wes Whirlie

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Record==
Whirlie was first seen as a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2, Season 1 election, Whirlie's batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles amplification, resulting in a batting stat increase.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Wesley Dudley

was a lineup player for the New York Millennials, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 24.
==Official League Records==
Dudley joined the ILB as a lineup player for the New York Millennials with .
During the , Dudley was affected by the decree and replaced by an . This involved Dudley's stats being randomized, resulting in a combined stat increase.
On , Day 24, Dudley was incinerated and replaced by Nandy Fantastic.
== Twitch Streaming Career ==
Outside of Blaseball, Wesley Dudley is a veteran Twitch Streamer focused on speedrunning platformer games, and has been streaming on the platform for almost seven years now. Dudley's streams mainly consist of his speedruns of Super Mario 64 for the Nintendo 64. He sometimes can be caught playing Frogger: The Great Quest for the PS2 at odd hours during the night. When asked about his Frogger runs, he denies ever hearing or knowing about the game or being aware of his late night streams. Regardless, he holds the World Record in every category on Speedrun.com.
Wesley says that once he can get his Personal Best for Super Mario 64, 120 star category, under 2:00:00, he will pick up Super Mario Sunshine as his main speedgame. His current Personal Best is 4:20:20 and has been for three years.
Category:Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Wesley Poole/IF-303.2

== History ==
Wesley Poole was allegedly born to Ernest and Gabardine Poole in an undisclosed location on an undisclosed date before moving to Chicago, where he was from, to take a job at Milky Tech Preparatory Academy as well as work as a volunteer firefighter. He was Called shortly thereafter by Mx. Chicago to be the poolboy for Lake Michigan, protecting the Great Lakes from various invasive species including the colossal Asian carp (Cyprinus carpio colossus), sea vampire (Petromyzon sanguinoid), and zlebra mussel (Eqluus grevyi).
Poole is a close friend to all native lake fauna and is often found caring for them on his fireboat. It is outfitted with a harpoon gun and Royal Crown Malort cannon, as per Chicago Firefighting Code 303. When on land, Poole’s amphibious nature necessitates a water source such as his trademark pitching pool in order to remain fit to play.
Like all of us, he is from Chicago. His jersey number is 309.
== Physiology ==
Poole is outfitted with several adaptations in order to best protect Lake Michigan from a wide range of invasive species, including:
* Multiple rows of large, sharp teeth
* Gills
* Webbed fingers
* Low-light vision
* Bioluminescent organs, including skin markings, eyes, and possibly blood
* Indeterminate quantity of fins
* Aura of vague, predatory menace
He has declined any requests from SIBR for further study.
Poole has indicated that his sunglasses serve as an assistive aid for his sensitive vision, stating that without them he’d be “totally up Buffalo Creek without a paddle, man.”
== Personal Life ==
Poole is a well-established member of the Chicago Firefighters and is noted for his cheerful and welcoming attitude towards fans. Paparazzi tend to congregate along Chicago beaches during the offseason, hoping to catch Poole and frequent companions Lou Roseheart and Swamuel Mora during their days off. However, Poole is also notably aggressive towards anyone or anything he perceives as a threat to himself, his teammates, or the delicate ecosystem of Lake Michigan. Scattered reports from one incident of suspected violence on the lakeshore noted large, ragged bite marks in several Asian carp specimens, but no human or humanoid victims were ever found.
== Trivia ==
* When Poole manages to pull off a fantastic play, fans can be heard chanting "The Wes Wind Blows!" from the stands.
* Poole is an amateur lepidopterist of little skill and ill repute, using his pool net to catch butterflies and moths.
* Wesley Poole has never been observed wearing a shirt.
* The only tanlines present on Poole's body are under his sunglasses, which he never removes.
* Over the Grand Siesta, Poole’s infrequent and unpredictable posts to his social media about local national parks and open space preserves drove some Firefighters Fans to create the Camp Betting Poole, speculating on what cabin or campground he would inexplicably photograph and post next.
Wesley Poole/IF-309.1

==History==
Wesley Poole was allegedly born to Ernest and Gabardine Poole in an undisclosed location on an undisclosed date before moving to Chicago, where he was from, to take a job at Milky Tech Preparatory Academy as well as work as a volunteer firefighter. He was the campus poolboy at the academy until it was consumed by flames in the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire. Poole hid within the Milky Tech pool for the duration of the fire, until his fellow firefighters defeated the blaze.
Poole now acts as the "poolboy" for Lake Michigan, which he often refers to as "Lake Chicago". It is at this time unclear what being the poolboy of a great lake actually entails.
Ever since being reverbed to the pitching position in Season 5, Wesley stands in a kiddie pool filled with Royal Crown Malort on the mound.
Like all of us, he is from Chicago. His jersey number is 309.
==Trivia==
*When Poole manages to pull off a fantastic play, fans can be heard chanting "The Wes Wind Blows!" from the stands.
*Poole is an amateur lepidopterist of little skill and ill repute, using his pool net to catch butterflies and moths.
*Wesley Poole has never been observed wearing a shirt.
*Despite often being observed to have fish like qualities—including fin-like ears, sharp teeth, and gills—Poole insists that he "just looks like that."
*The only tanlines present on Poole's body are under his sunglasses, which he never removes.
Whimsy Ng

was a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays, and was with the team from the Endseason until Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Ng joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hawai'i Fridays as the Fridays' Overbracket Playoff Birth.
During the , Ng's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the blessing, resulting in Ng becoming an , gaining the modification, and a combined stat increase.
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Playoff Births
Whistler

Whistler is a city nestled high in the mountains of the Western Coast. Once a resort town in the old Canadian province of British Columbia, it attracted many refugees fleeing the catastrophic flooding of the 20██s. Nominally, it is still claimed by the government of Canada, though in practice the city acts as the sovereign leader of the disputed territories of the Rocky Mountain City-States in their movement for independence.
===Notable People===
* Former Canada Moist Talkers player Tyler Violet was from Whistler.
Category:Community-Made Places
Category:Canada
Wichita Lauer

was a player in the Shadows for the LA Unlimited Tacos, and was with the team from the Endseason until Fall Ball.
== Official League Records ==
Lauer joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the LA Unlimited Tacos as the Tacos' Underbracket Playoff Birth.
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Playoff Births
Wichita Toaster

was a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and was with the team from the until being incinerated on , Day 15.
==Official League Records==
Toaster joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Mexico City Wild Wings as the Wild Wings' Playoff Birth.
During the , Toaster joined the Wild Wings' active roster in exchange for Axel Cardenas via the Wild Wings' will.
On , Day 15, Toaster was incinerated and replaced by Nickname Yamashita. As a result of their incineration, Tyler Violet entered the Hades Tigers' Shadows due to the Tigers' Ambush modification.
===Background===
The first records of Wichita Toaster come from the National Transportation Safety Board report on what was known as The Reinisch Event. An earth moving machine was stopped from rampaging through downtown Topeka. It appeared to be piloted remotely, and had a manifesto inside that called for the entire state of Kansas to be made perfectly flat, geographically speaking, creating a 900 ft cliff running through Kansas City. The machine appeared to be welded together with random parts. Many engineers and mechanics have studied the machine and none can explain how it was able to start, let alone run for such a long time. Toaster was not found, but a warrant for her arrest is still active.
===Joining the Wild Wings===
Trying to avoid increased attention from US law enforcement, Toaster moved to Mexico City to continue her preparations for leveling the midwestern territory. She bought up a building from Emily Burger to convert into a lab. One resident, Axel Cardenas, refused to leave and instead convinced her to take his place on the Wild Wings in exchange for access to the caverns below The Bucket which she could convert into the lab space she needed. Once on the Wings, Toaster began excavating the caverns and fitted them for her needs. She has butted heads with the Bucket's architectural team over these renovations, but their full extent has been successfully hidden from them so far.
Wichita Toaster did not know how to play blaseball when she first joined the roster. So to prepare, on the night before her debut she listened to audio of home runs for several hours to learn how to bat.
===Trivia===
*Despite repeated attempts at leveling the entire state of Kansas, Toaster holds no ill will towards its populace.
*Toaster prefers to refer to people by shortened versions of their names.
*While an engineering degree from "UC Berketey" hangs on her wall, Toaster insists that her work is closer to alchemy than science.
*Toaster caries a wrench inscribed in glyphs, referring to it as her "magic wand".
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Category:Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Playoff Births
Category:Former Shadows Players