Minecraft: The Witch's House

My friend is a rather unlucky person. He was so unlucky, his luck almost killed him. He told me he had found a forest. I passed it off as a regular forest. He asked me why I wasn't surprised. I was confused when he asked me it. I told him that he didn't have to tell me that he found a regular old forest.
He then told me it was in a superflat world. A forest in a superflat world? Not likely. I asked him to show me proof, so he led me inside and showed me the forest. I thought he was pranking. I told him to show me around to see if it's true. He then walked around the village near the forest and went in. He built a house made of stone brick near it so he wouldn't spawn somewhere else. He went left, and found a picnic area.
How peculier that it wasn't made by him. I still thought of it as a prank at the time, so I told him to go right. It led to a spruce wood house with a stone welcome mat and an iron door. It was weird how he told me he didn't make that. He sounded like he told the truth. He went in, expecting nothing, when we saw another player with a Witch skin that had the name "Witch".
He paused to make sure he wasn't on multiplayer. Sure enough, the "Open to LAN" button was still lit up. We were confused, and thought of it as a Herobrine moment. I asked him if he had mods. He told me he only had TMI. Nothing else. I asked him why she was here then. He told me he didn't know. I decided to take control of the keyboard. I pressed T and typed in, "Why are you here?". Sure enough, she responded. I'll show you the full conversation.
<landon123> Why are you here?
<Witch> I'm just making tea for myself.
<landon123> But why are you here?
<Witch> I live here.
We were surprised. I wasn't expecting someone else.
<landon123> Why do you live here?
<Witch> Oh, nothing. I was not expecting company at this hour, Derek.
She knew my name? That's odd. My friend typed in this time.
<landon123> How did you know my friend's name?
<Witch> Don't panic, Steven. It's just a name.
<landon123> How did you know my name?
<Witch> I told you, it's just a name.
We were scared. She knew our names. That was BEN bullshit right there. We decided to go out, when we realised there was no button. And we were scared out of our pants when we found out we were on adventure mode. Last time I checked, we were on Creative. What's even more terrifying is that the commands weren't even working. We checked the inventory. Surprisingly, there was only an emerald.
<landon123> Can we please get out of the house?
<Witch> Why? Do you not like it?
<landon123> No, it's nice and all, but we just want to go home.
<Witch> Only if you give me something.
We decided to give her the emerald. There was a small click, then the door opened.
<Witch> Before you go out, take anything out of the chest.
We checked the chest, and there were emeralds and diamonds and even 3 golden apples. Not the horrible gold nugget kind, the ultimate Gold Block kind. We took 3 diamonds and 3 golden apples. We went out, but to our surprise, there were silverfish. Dozens of them. I was scared shitless at that point. He was on PEACEFUL. And there were SILVERFISH. Steven tried to escape, but couldn't. And instead of a normal "You Died!" screen, we were met with an animation of silverfish eating off the player's flesh and guts. That was only the beginning of the horror. As soon as the animation ended, we found something outside the door. It was a silverfish. A blocky, grey, silverfish. It attacked us, and soon dozens were crawling. It seemed like the end, until the police arrived. They got us out, but at the cost of their lives.
We're still scared shitless about it. My friend moved away 3 days later, with a note attached to his door saying "Don't open it". I hope he's safe.
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