The Possessed Wii

When using Tor, I was looking at a YouTube video, when I got a display ad. You know those ads that pop up in the right of the video player. The ad had text reading: "Get a Wii for $1!" on a light grey background along with a picture of a Wii. I thought it was a scam but out of curiosity I clicked it.
It redirected me to a strange site with the "listing". The site was called "Black Mart Gamez". I guess it was some underground market for selling games. There was the listing for the Wii with an "Add to cart" button.
After I clicked it, I got redirected to a purchase prompt to select a payment method. I had an alt bank account with only $2 on it. If they will take the extra dollar, I won't even be bothered because it was just $2. After filling the info needed, I got a confirmation that the payment was made successfully and to expect the delivery to come in two days.
Two days? That's really fast delivery services if there are any.
== The Wii ==
Two days have past since the purchase of the Wii and I was home playing some games on my GBA when I heard the doorbell. It was the mailman giving me a big box. After signing a paper he gave me, I brought the giant box inside. I opened it and there it was. The Wii.
I couldn't believe it. That business is legit. But did it work? I set it up and waited for it to boot. After pressing A on the health and safety page, I was shown the menu and here is when things became weird. There were the Disc Channel, Mii Channel, Forecast, News, Photo and Internet Channels but also five more extra channels, Super Mario Kart, Super Mario 64, Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and a weird corrupted channel that showed static. When i hovered over it with the hand, it showed the message "PLAY". Also whenever I would hover over this weird channel, the menu would begin flashing and glitching out.
I decided to delete it by going into Data Management and erasing it but the channel wasn't present there. I decided to ignore it and play Super Mario 64 since the console came with a classic controller, needed to play this kind of games. I don't like much this version because of the strange virtual console lighting making the game look darker. In the middle of the play session I got interrupted by random flashing. I was in Bob-omb Battlefield to get the star where Mario needs the wing cap to collect the coins from the air. The sound also turned demonic and at a low pitch. It began to lag very hard. The visuals were now changing turning blood red, inverting, increasing saturation. It was a mess! And then the audio began to get really loud and distorted. I pressed the home button, the home menu came slowly and the buttons were in red and the text was now different. "Wii Menu" was replaced with "You Wiil Die", the reset button had now "Kill" on it and the operation manual was now "The bleeding is coming". Loud static flashed which replaced the previous options with the classic ones. I pressed the Wii Menu Button. What the fuck did I just witness. After going to the home menu, everything was different.
The menu's blue tint was red and there was a bit of static. I thought the AV Cables were dying so I turned off the console, unplugged the AV Cables and plugged them back in but the menu was the same. However I think I made it worse. The sound is a bit more distorted than before. I chose Sonic 2 which started right as I pressed the A button while hovering with the cursor the channel, skipping the banner animation with the start button.
This game was also changed! The SEGA logo was now red and the choir was low pitch. The logo appeared. The ring was rusty and covered in blood, instead of "SONIC" there was "DIE" and Sonic and Tails didn't show up. The options were also different. "1 PLAYER" was now "Blood", "2 PLAYER VS" was now "More Blood" and "Options" was "Bloody Corpse". I pressed on "Blood" and the stage began. The title card read "Destroyed Hell Zone: Act 666". Stage was now on fire. The grass was yellow, background elements were burning and the water was lava. Sonic was alone, sad, there was no Tails following him. He was very slow and the stage had a flatter design. Suddenly I heard the boss music from the Simon Wai Prototype. The camera panned to the right really fast and my control was disabled. Robotnik had all the chaos emeralds. He turned into Super Robotnik which was like normal Robotnik but with his moustache yellow and he was shirtless. He ran into Sonic which turned the screen black. Sonic was in Hidden Palace Zone on his knees looking very exhausted as Super Robotnik was laughing towards the screen. A really compressed and low quality audio file played of a man laughing maniacally. Robotnik proceeds to jump on Sonic, turning him into a pile of blood and gunk. Splat! Another level title card appeared this time called "Drown in Blood Zone". This time I was playing as Tails in a zone I couldn't recognize. I was in a room filled with bloody red water. There was no music and no room for Tails to breath. Soon enough, the drowning jingle began which was distorted and more menacing sounding. After drowning I was shown a picture of a bloody bathroom with the extended version of the title screen music heard in the credits. Text appeared on the screen: "So much succulent blood to eat in so little time. Would you agree? The bleeding is approaching." Right now I was freaking out!
I was shown the main menu of the Wii however the colors were darker and the static was more visible there were "leaks" and the audio was sometimes pitch bending and distorting. I tried entering into the Mii Channel but it didn't work! I got a message saying "You can't escape the bleeding!" This message was displayed when I tried to access almost all of the channels. The channel left was the weird "Play" channel. I clicked on it. The console started to lag and glitch a lot. Static was now playing in the banner section which was just static. I pressed start and the static became ear bleedingly loud for a second before fading away with the display.
Small unintelligible audio was heard as white text appeared on the black screen. "01/18/2014". This was tomorrow. Something will happen tomorrow. The screen twitched and displayed images of people tearing their skin off their heads. A video played after of a guy getting thrown into a weird machine with blades spinning slicing and dicing him into a million pieces with blood splattering and awful screaming was heard. I had to look away from the screen, puked on the floor. When I turned my head towards the screen, another message was shown "It's coming for you! The bleeding is not waiting". The Wii turned off by itself and started to ooze blood from the CD Player.
I unplugged that bitch and thrown it from the second floor of my house, destroying it!
== The Bleeding ==
A day has passed and I woke up in a blood stain! There is blood everywhere! There is blood on my drawer, on my TV, on the walls, on the ceiling, in every room, every single corner was filled with blood, there was even blood on myself. I tried to wash it off but my shower began flowing blood. I was going insane, slip sliding everywhere and screaming! Is this the bleeding the Wii was talking about! Soon I began melting into blood. I thought I was gonna die! It came out of my eyes and mouth. I became a blood stain but I woke it up. 
It was all a dream. I wanted to revisit that website where I got the Wii but the domain was gone!
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