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Pickpocket

When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim "Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles". The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
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Pictochat Phantom

There is a phantom that haunts the Pictochats of some DS's. The hauntings mostly occur somewhere around Maine, but occur rarely in other areas. The phantom is normally named Sp3cialist. An odd name that doesn't stand out to be a ghost. Its description makes it seem more of like a hacker, but I tell you, its not. The description says,
"H4x0r S3rv1ce
133kR S3rv1ce."
It may seem as if it is a hacker, but I tell you, it's not. There also have been rumors spreading, for a ritual to get one of his services. There is two services you can acquire from the phantom. If you do the hacker service ritual, give him your email and he will send you a batch file program. What is contained in the batch file will be a mystery, and the phantom will even put a password on it, and send the password via email with the file. The batch file has strange powers, making computers act oddly, and making people go slightly mad from time to time, but for the most part, it is well worth it.
The leaker service ritual is also very rewarding. He will then tell you many secrets about things you may have never known about. He gives you many secrets, but what you get may be anything from aliens, to the government, to the templars, or even more than that. Who knows, he may even know the secret of the universe.
The hacker service ritual is plain and simple, just type the exact words in while he is on. 1 R3qu1r3 y0ur h4x. After you send that message, draw a triangle with an eye in it. The ritual is done, just give him your email, and your done.
The leaker service ritual requires you to type in exactly, 1 R3qu1r3 y0ur 133K. Then, draw a triangle with an eye in it. That is not all, you must do a few more tasks he asks of you, they are all simple and easy. After that, he should trust you and send information to you. Listen closely.
Remember, the ritual only works when Sp3cialist is in your chat room, and it is only you and him. It is further rumored that he will talk to you about dark things, and even threaten you, if you don't leave or do one of the rituals. He can not hurt you, though. So if you see him, do one of the rituals, it is well worth it, there is no catch or anything like that. Good luck hunting him down. If you see him the—Le4v3.
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Picture This

Picture this: You are the best man at my wedding. You get up to give your speech. You say, "lemme tell you about this one over here." And you lift up your shirt and your nipples are gone and scarred. And you go on to talk about how I had this elaborate scheme to steal your nipples and sell them to a rubber nipple company as a template because I've always admired your nipples and I would always talk about how "you could make a lot of money if you just sell them as a template" and you just brush it off like I'm just talking crazy so one night as you're sleeping, I break in quietly and drug you so you don't wake up and I take your nipples clean off but I'm not a surgeon so I kind of butcher it but oh well and you go on to tell this story to people but literally no one believes you. And no one believes you because it's so outlandish but in reality I actually do it and get away with it for years and years. I never admit it to you and you always suspect that it was me but I never say a word. Then on my death bed, I ask for you by name to be at my side when my time comes. When you arrive to the hospital, I ask you to come close because I have to tell you something and as you lean in I take your hand and I put two, rubbery yet crusty items into your hand. You look down and open your hand and realize it's your nipples. You look at me and I'm smiling at you with tears in my eyes. I say "it was me all along, and I got you something. Give me your hand". You give me your hand and I place something in it. It's a check. Your heart starts pounding. "What is this?" You ask quietly. "Just a little something for your trouble all those years ago". You look at the check and the amount reads: fourteen dollars and seventeen cents. In the memo it reads: "nipple royalties". You look back at me and I'm smiling even bigger now. I pass away peacefully seconds later. You look back at the check and realize I misspelled your last name so you can't cash it anyways. You try to poke me but I'm for sure dead now. You get up to leave. It's 10 am. Maybe you'll get some McDonald's breakfast before heading back to the nursing home. It was a good day.
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Pikmin 4 Trollpasta

It's been millennia, I'm unable to remember the last time I felt this amount of joy, unable to remember the last min I picked. But it is finally time, the deadline sits in front of my eyes as I enter my state of hibernation, "2023" it says, till' 2023 I shall wait then. I snuggle under the Pikmin fort, composed of egregious amounts of Pikmin merchandise, I hug my Louie body pillow and close my eyes one last time. I will dream to pass the time, I will envision the new gameplay features, the new enemies, the new Pikmin. They will be waiting for me, just as I am waiting for them, we will see each other again in 2023.
Now that I think about it, the specific date hasn't been announced yet, it could be any day of 2023! I could wake up from the hibernation and find myself still waiting for months, or I could wake up to a world that has already seen and experienced the approaching masterpiece, it's expertly written story could be spoiled in few sentences, ruining my experience permanently. It might even get delayed and redone from the start! No, that's impossible, I will know when the time is right, I will feel it in my guts, my unproportionally huge guts. I had to eat a lot in order to go into the hibernation state, ok? Don't look at me like that. I will hear Steve's voice calling my name, then I will wake up, and my Switch will be locked in my titanium safe alongside my Wii, my Gamecube, my 3ds and every Pikmin game in existence. That will be an inconvenience, but I will have the strength, enough strength to lift the plushies and figurines of this blessed pile and break open the safe's door. Nothing will be able to stop me.
I feel my mind beginning to fall asleep, it's almost time, for me, it will be waking up to Pikmin 4's release day, for you, it might not be the same. But together we shall endure the wait, our patience is our greatest virtue and our insanity is our greatest strength. I hug Louie as tight as is possible and I ascend to higher point of being.
"Theodore! Wake up! It's time for school!"
Crap.
"Did you bury yourself in your plushies again? One of these days you are going to suffocate and it's going to be my fault! You know?"
I guess I'll have to wait then.
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Pikpocalypse

I was walking around town, and somehow I ended up in an alleyway. There was a strange man there who sold me a copy of pikmans. I went home and put the cartridge in my CDI and started playing. After a while, I noticed something was wrong. Everytime I pulled a pikmans out of the ground, a high pitch screaming noise emitted from my CDI. I trembled with fear. But I wasn't oing to put my shiny charizard card I traded to waste. Then It happened. The pikmans become white, and had red eyes. They swayed around olimar for two minutes. Then a picture of a sinister face of olimar apeared on the screen. He said in a demonic voice, "Chunk Clatterboil" we are all PIKMANS!!! I ran up to my room and hid under my bed. I heard a popping noise... and then another. It repeated over and over. Pikmans crawled over me. And I was devoured.
...Thanks for reading. remember this is all true....
I had gotten pictures of these evil creatures but they are too scary to submit.
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Pillsbury Doughboy Is a Killer!

Pillsbury has a secret. A dirty one. You know their mascot, Pillsbury Dough boy? Well, he is a murderer. Everyone who eats Pillsbury products gets brutally murdered by Dough boy. Once, a man bought some crescent rolls. When he ate them the next day, he was found dead. He had 25 stab wounds in his back, and he had 31 stab wounds on his chest and stomach.
There was no apparent cause of the death, except for Pillsbury Dough boy. He was then a suspect. People then didn't buy Pillsbury products for 5 months until they forgot. 27 murders were committed all in one night. The next day, even more murders were committed. Then, the rise of the murders were dramatic.
The next week, there were 197 murders committed. The cops had no idea what to do. Ever since, people who would buy Pillsbury products were killed, and no one knew how to stop it.
You wake up in the middle of the night, and you are hungry. Got that sweet tooth, and you feel like opening the fridge to grab yourself some of that tasty Pillsbury cinnamon roll that you had saved from yesterday's lunch. You open up the brown lunch bag where you got the cinnamon roll all wrapped up, warm just as you left it yesterday, though you notice it is a lot hotter than you had remembered it being, as if someone had warmed it up. You decide to ignore that small detail, and take a big bite out of that tasty cinnamon roll.
You close your eyes engulfing yourself in the warm yummy taste of that roll, noticing how much better it tasted than before you had wrapped it up, and stuffed it in that brown lunch bag. You then suddenly hear a cartoony voice speak, and it clearly says to you "I hoped you loved it. I made it just for you" You quickly open your eyes, and look down below on the table to see a small white figure with a chef's hat looking menacingly at you with a butcher's knife in hand.
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Pingas.avi/Round 2 (NIGHTMARE)

Hello,I'm Ryan and this is My Diary about my worst and most scariest Nightmares of about being fucked by Dr Robotnik,this will Be Problably the Last Message i Will Written to the world,Because I'm already starting to have Suicidal Thoughts to end all this suffering
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===== 16/03/2008 =====
I Started to Get a Little Paranoid About the Dreams of Me Being Fucked by Dr Ivo Robotnik (aka Mr PINGAS GOD HOLY SHIT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH,I FUCKED UR MOM LAST DEI)
The First of the all the Nightmares
The Nightmare I had on the day mentioned above was like this:I was in what seemed to be an abandoned Hospital at night, I got out of the bed where I was Trapped and Chained, and went down the Halls. All Darkness, Suddenly, I heard strange noises coming from a room, (they sounded familiar it was Robotnik saying PINGAS ), I went to the Room where the noises were coming from, until I saw Doctor Robotnik with a freaky face, ready to fuck me, I tried to run as fast as I could, and i even manages to lose he, until he appears behind me,Naked,only wearing his underwear, runs out as fast as I could, but I tripped and he managed to catch me and fuck me
===== 12/05/2008 =====
This one was even a little lighter compared to the others, but it was still a terrible nightmare
The Nightmare Was Like This: I was in a Forest At Night, similar to a Swamp, I walked to the left and saw a kind of road that would guide me somewhere, I followed and found a flashlight thrown on the ground, I turned it on, suddenly, it started listening to strange noises, but they weren't Robotnik anymore, and when I noticed, it was shrek and he was coming to rescue me and get me out of that terrible place, he took me in his lap, but suddenly he reveals himself to be Dr Robotnik, and force me do blowjob with him
After that, I decided to create a Dreamcatcher, to get rid of those nightmares, and I created, It took 2 hours, to create The Dreamcatcher and it worked perfectly for 2 year, after that it was destroyed, by something
===== 17/07/2010 =====
The Nightmare: I was in a Mansion at night (obviously to be SPOOPY), I went to the bathroom to take a shit, and there I saw Robotnik, with a condom, ready to fuck me, I tried to run away but the bathroom door was closed and locked Alone, I tried to break it in, but it was too late, and robotnik was behind me, and he fucked me
===== 24/09/2010 =====
The Nightmare:I was in Bikini Bottom, at night again, until out of nowhere Dr Robotnik appears, and fucks me real quick
After that I created yet another dreamcatcher, it took 12 minutes thanks to my determination but it was destroyed 12 years later again by something
===== Today =====
I'm already getting exhausted, all my efforts were in vain, but that's ok because I'll solve it now, and it will all be over...
Will be all over...
THE END?
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Pingu's Fairground Fun

I just Found a Lost Episode of a 80's Stop Motion Children Series called Pingu. Its one of my Childhood Memories Since back then And I Loved the characters but I move on Until 2013. This is where I find it strange. I was going to the fair with my Son and Daughter. I came across Break a plate game and I Saw plushie's of Spongebob.
My Two Kids wanted these toys so deciding to play I hit 3 plates. You see I'm good at throwing balls when I was 16 years old when I first throw the baseball to the person with the bat. after getting all the plates being smashed and broken I finally get a surprise. Well instead He handed me a VHS tape. Weird I said. I went home and the kids were going to their beds sleeping. I check whats inside and saw it was Named Pingu's Fairground fun, is this mean't that it was a Episode of Pingu I Remember? So Putting the tape on the player and I sat on the Couch. The Episode began Outside of Pingu's house. The light rises and the camera zooms to the door. Then it opens and a loud Noot Noot sound came in. it almost made me jump up. Pingu walks out and stand still. a Newspaper was flying towards and hit Him. the camera cuts to Pingu where he looks down. Pingu picks up the Newspaper saying the Fair in town. well the bottem of the text was unsettling. It said that the Pengus Ferria wheel killing 80 penguins and injuring 7. I was kinda confused that it was a friendly cartoon not death. the next page was about Energy crisis. It talked about alcohol and even drugs. why It makes no sense at all. Pingu then moves the Newspaper down and shows that the Fair far next to him and his house. it cuts to Pingu with his beak showing a smile. the scene cuts to Him again while passing some fairground stuff. he went to the Cotten Candy place which misspelled Kotten Kandee. the penguin said "With a Fine Young gentlemen Like yourself, Enjoy some delicious Cotten Candy". the camera cuts to Pingu Imagining about licking the Cotten Candy. Pingu then gives the coin to the penguin and happily licks the Cotten. a penguin walks up to him and also licks. Pingu then Eats the penguin. I was scared at this point because why did he kill him? He then finshes The Candy Cotten and thumbs up. The screen went black and shows "what did pingu do wrong?" there's 3 questions. " decided to pick the 3rd one until It gets strange. Great I said. the screen shows pingu being not happy anymore. the texts appeared and told that It was record of a threat of security. I stop it and I was freaking out that it was a pirted vhs but no. How did this ended up in this Fairground?
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Pingu: The Global Warming

After Pingu is my favorite show in BBC! I like Pingu anymore. Why? Well it's because I had a experience a few years ago before the new Pingu movie came out. I just upload this video named "THE GLOBAL WARMING - The Pingu Lost Episode! (Real)" in YouTube. Becuase it's TOO scary for me! It was back in 2020 a friend of mine forced me to go to Amazon when after see Pingu DVD. Because HiT Entertainment is just blocked her scary episode abou walruses. The episode opens, My favorite taiga, Antartica zooms into an camera, Pingu went to the house because he sees Robby, an seal...It's wacky! Pingu and Robby are best friends are seeing an slide into an ice. Pingu are exicting and are sliding into the ice floor. Pingu walks into the igloo and seeing Pinga's retirement day. But Pinga is depressed and she's so sad....After the close-up of Pinga starts cry and an tears falling over there. Pingu and Pinga walks her into a bed and the scene fades away. The next day, An igloo melted into an water and igloo's cracking pieces. Pingu are starting scared and he said "No!" in scared voice. Antartica starts melting and seeing Robby and he runs over her best friend. Pingu and Robby scared in agony into a slide melts. Pingu scared, seeing after the sun are coming. Pingu seeing, scared and sliding into a water splashes. Robby are screaming and scared after he runs over the world, Antartica. Robby scared and runs into an igloo after Pingu puts her ice and he's so sad and he cries over landing into a water. After the beach (or an island?) Pingu going to the beach and seeing her beach by an ice's melted and the title card said "Pingu has going to an island." in an blue Comic Sans text. After the episode ended, Pingu has going to the island and scene fades adway into an black. The image of Pingu said "Nug! Nug!" after the island from an 2002 film, Ice Age. It was so painful....
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PinguBannedEpisode.avi

I Am a fan of Pingu, I Am 24 Years old, And My name is Jackson Terrier.
While I was just looking for some Children's DVDs, I Couldn't find a Pingu DVD, So I E-Mailed some person named IJakey1005 and He sent me a DVD of Pingu in the Mail when I got the DVD, something looked off, Pingu was holding a gun, and a pink pill, I thought to myself "WHAT THE HECK?!" But I shrugged it off, just thinking it was a random sticker someone put on it.
I Brought the DVD into my home and put it in the DVD Player my mom's husband has, I Got some Butter Lovers Popcorn and Some Mtn dew and played the DVD.
==The episode==
When I watched it, the intro had Pingu Completely altered (not like that one), What? After the Intro, the episode started, Pingu was Walking down a snowy hill, but what I didn't notice was a Creepy-looking Silhouette behind Pingu, Then, I Noticed a Bleeding Pingu face on the screen for a Split second, "What was that?" I said, Then, It cut to Pingu in a Field of snow, with wooden boards spread often, And holes everywhere, The TV Buffered for a Little bit, causing it to go to another scene, It showed Pingu at his igloo, Which was somehow damaged and covered in a fluid, Pingu was scared at this sight, Then I saw a brief moment of Pingu going in the igloo, Inside the igloo, The Paintings were washed off with the fluid, The Snow bricks were Soaked in the fluid, The walls were sagged and wet, The Table was flipped over and damaged, (I'm not referencing that one meme) And The Kitchenware was damaged, And to Top it all off, The light's weren't even turned on, Because they were broken, Then, Pingu saw that Silhouette again, But with red eyes, And a chainsaw, He ran to pingu As pingu tried to run away, When the silhouette's Hand was one inch close to pingu, The screen cut to black, It showed pingu in a Altered state, His teeth Was Dark Yellowish-green and rotted, He had no eyeballs, Just to be replaced with black holes, That were bleeding, His Feet were Grayish orange instead of Orange, And his flipper's were torn off, to be replaced with Grayish flesh, He was covered in ants and maggots, Slowly being infested by the maggots, and being consumed by the ants, It was like they were having dinner together, Pingu was all dusty and covered in Grayish-red blood, That was also a bit transparent, and his body was ripped apart, exposing his internal organs, that were gruesome and rotted, and to top it all off, (like last time), his beak was cracked and he had a few spiders on him, that were feeding on his exposed brain, That made me throw up for a tiny bit, And as a bonus, he was hanged on a metal hook, "WHAT IS EVEN THIS ****ING CRAP! THIS SHOULDN'T BE FOR KIDS!" i said in fear and anger, Then the episode ended, I Can't believe what i just saw,
==Aftermath==
I Had to get therapy after that episode, it was just so scary and creepy, I burned the DVD and recycled it, hoping it would become something that wouldn't scare me. ￼ I Am still a fan of Pingu today, but I just can't get my mind off that Pingu episode.
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Pink Fluffy Unicorns

You are sitting along in a room, it is dark and the old cracked floorboards creak around, even though you are the only one there. You here a noises coming from behind you, on the other side of the door. You can just make out someone singing: pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows, over and over again. It stops right at the door. Silence. You hear 3 knocks at the door.
Before you could do anything a giant pink fluffy unicorn, bursts through the door, it's eyes pure red except for a black pupil, parts of its fur are clumped together and red, red from the blood of its victims, and in one spot, skin, your kinds skin, covered part of its fur, like some out of sick clothing. You try to move but the thing jumps on you and shows you its large teeth that look like they're made for tearing up meat. You try to scream but you're in shock, unable to do anything. Before you know it, it starts tearing your flesh of you body. The pain, it hurt so much, and you couldn't do anything but lay there and let it continue. Your vision starts to fade as the thing tears chuck after chuck of your flesh.
You hear a voice.
"Twilight, Twilight Sparkle! Wake up!" The voice says.
It's Rainbow Dash, your friend.
"Hey Dashie." You say half tired.
"Where's your friend, the pink fluffy one?" Dashie asks you.
"I don't know, she was here last night"
"Well hurry, we have to go to the meeting now!"
"Oh right! I'll get ready and I'll be right there!"
You get all ready for the town meeting, before you leave you take one more glimpse into your home, making sure you didn't forget anything, and you see something.
Something pink.
Something fluffy.
Something singing to you.
"pink, fluffy, unicorns, dancing on a fleshless, Twilight, Sparkel"
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