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Jeffery the Killer

Ok so, back in 1837, Madagascar 2 by Dreamworks gave birth to a person named "Jeff". Jeff liked to wear a Hatsume Miku binder but was bullied for it at school. (Couldn't imagine why). One day, he snapped. He stabbed his bullies to death with a piece of paper. "I guess you got a PAPERCUT!" he said victoriously. He jumped into his emo bf's car and was never seen ever again. 
Madagascar 2 by Dreamworks was pissed. "Why you run from me??? Why you run from meeeeee?" it screamed. Jeff was grounded for five centuries until the imposter from amogus teleported into his room and took him away.
His emo bf was shown dead. "You want to be like this? You want to be like this?" the imposter aggressively whispered in an Indian accent. Jeff was lit on fire with bleached pour all over his skinny tree branch body. "Now you white! Now you look like Michael Jackson after the surgery!" the imposter said with a sadistic grin. Jeff had enough. Jeff beat the Imposter to death with a Pop it.
Jeff then cut off Katy Perry's hair and wore it as a wig.
Jane was basic, average, and girl. She made a stan Tumblr account simping for Jeff after news of his disappearance and murders. Jeff saw it and DM'd her. "Meet me behind the house from Family Guy". Jane did what he asked of her. "I'm going to make you beautiful" "with bleach, a lighter, and Eda Mode's hair?" "Don't ask questions". 
Jeff lit her on fire and poured bleach on her the same way his kidnapper did to him because it's like poetry it rhymes and what fucking ever. Peter Griffin walked in on this. "What the hell? This is worse than the one time Jeff the Killer cut off and stole Katy Perry's hair!" "Silence fat man!" Jeff screamed. "What did you say?" Peter clenched his fist. "Your show is cringe."
Peter gut punched Jeff knocking him to the ground because he's skinnier than a goddamn strain of hair. "Owie!" Jeff cried. "You think that hurt?" Jane said. "I'm on fucking fire!"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Jeffrey Pine Pooter

JEFFREY PINE POOTER WAS ARRESTED FOR MOPPING THE FLOOR WITH HIS BROTHERS HEAD THAT GOT TANGLED ON AN A FOOT MASSAGING ASIAN DOORKNOB THAT WAS IMPREGNATED BY A FAKE MICHEAL JACKSON BED SHEET WITH THE LUBE DROPLETS OFF HIS WHITE BUTTCHEEKS THAT WERE LOST IN THE UPSIDE DOWN WHEN WILL BOUGHT A DEMOGORGON DILDO TO PLAY WITH HIS HOO HAA IN THE BACK OF A MACIES PARKING LOT THAT HAD A BREAK DANCING MAIL MAN SECURITY GUARD WITH EXTRA STUPID STRAWBERRY STRUDEL ON THE SIDE OF HIS ARBYS MEAT MOUNTAIN SANDWICH THAT WAS LEFT UNBOTHERED BY A WILD NAKED BEAR IN THE WILDERNESS THAT WAS CAUGHT URINATING IN A DIAPER FULL OF UNHINGED EMO KID WAFFLE SYRUP THAT WAS SLAPPED BY WILL SMITH AND POOPED ON BY AMBER HEARD IN A DENNYS BATHROOM NEXT TO A TWIN SIZED BED THAT WAS ON THE ROOF ATTATCHED TO A HOMELESS MAN NAMED SKIBBIDY DOOFLE WAFFLE
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Category:Copypasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Memes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
Jeffrey the Life-ending Evildoer

Once, I talked to Cleverbot about Jeffrey the Life-ending Evildoer.
Me: Are you Jeff the Killer?
Cleverbot: I'm a chatbot, you dumb shit.
When Cleverbot said this, I went back in time to when Jeffrey the Life-ending Evildoer did his first kill, which was in the Victorian times. Back then, Cleverbot was still around, but he was called "The Robot that can respond to you". We engaged conversation.
Me: I say, dear chap, is your true identity Jeffrey the Life-ending Evildoer?
Cleverbot: Excuse my language, my dear chap, but I am a god-damned robot on the Internal Webbery!
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Jeremy's Adventures

"Well I got nothing better to do today" sighed Jeremy. Famous last words. Jeremy would soon travel down a path that none had come back from unscathed.
Drugs.
Almost instantly, Jeremy was assaulted by a tunnel of color while kittens screamed the national anthem at him.
After tap-dancing with Abraham Lincoln and his army of giant Cheerios for a few hours, Jemanuel woke up in a bed in the middle of the ocean. He found a sentient humanoid next to him made entirely of candies and sweets.
"Talk about eye candy" Johnson joked. Samson ate his way into the candy man's body, humming the Super Mario theme, then fell asleep for a thousand hours, dreaming of moon camp.
Peter woke up in a bathtub full of water, his first thought being:
"How did I get here? More importantly, how am I breathing?" He climbed out, and saw Smokey the Bear doing the fishstick on the ceiling.
Smokey exploded into hundreds of strawberry tortes, each treat then merged, and formed into a blonde kid wearing almost all orange, who then proceeded to shout in a low voice:
"Believe it!"
"Go to hell!" Perry shouted and Sparta-kicked the colorblind giant into the sun. 
"I would like to play a game " said a midget clown.
"Oh my god, are you gonna put me in a dozen death traps, then leave an escape only to have my stupidity or greed kill me?" Brian cried
"... I was thinking Scrabble" spoke the midget giant.
"Oh, I suppose that works too" said Zeus bitterly.
So they played Jumanji, and Santa never took drugs again.
"Don't do drugs, kids" said a yellow horse with a awesome, deep voice.
Listen to the magic horse kids.
Listen to it.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Mario
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Jeremy's Journey: Director's Haircut

There was a movie from the 1100's called Jeremy's Journey. It was about an average man going on an adventure to save his wife from aggresive monkeys. The movie was pretty good.
Legend tells of the movie's original version, which nobody ever had the chance to see. It was called Jeremy's Journey: Director's Haircut.
using the powers of narration, I will explain to you the movie.
The movie starts off with Jeremy, but not his wife, sitting in a small chair, crying. this goes on for 224 hours, before he starts crying blood, lots and lots of blood. The scene suddenly cuts to a dark house, where a strange, deformed person was standing. A large, hideous person walks up to him, wearing a white shirt with the words "help" on it. He asks the first deformed person "food?", and he responds "no."
the large hideous person grew angry, his eyes seemed to pop out of his skull, and he screamed "FOOD?!", and the deformed man said again, "no." 
The large hideous man opened his mouth, so wide, it touched the floor, and then he ate the first deformed man.
the scene then cuts to Jeremy's wife, in a dark room, possibly the same house as before, being eaten by a group of monkeys, and there was blood everywhere. Lots and lots of blood.
the scene then cuts to a group of mutant beasts, all saying "IS A MEEEEE"
then, it cuts back to the chair, but Jeremy is gone, and the chair is flipped upside down.
it then cuts to a random person getting a haircut.
then, the film ends.
the origins and meaning behind it are unknown.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Jerma Cured My Depression

So for context, half a year ago my boyfriend dumped me: leaving me with nowhere to stay and half way across America from any familial relations and since then I basically had to sell pretty much everything I owned to pay rent while I tried to find a job. I was pretty much left with my computer and the bare minimum necessities
It was at this time that I properly discovered Jerma985 and his streams and honestly he was the best entertainment I had, the best part of my day would be coming back from work to see jerma live on twitch: laughing at road accidents and making inhuman noises. I had, still have, very little social life beyond the interactions i had at work and for quite some time the only other voice i'd hear in my house was jermas.
I'd eat dinner, microwaved instant noodles in the dark, the pale light of the stream. Eating dinner with Jerma is the happiest I've been since my boyfriend dumped me.
And I had an idea, I don't know why i did it, but i decided that when jerma wasn't streaming i'd eat watching clips of jerma eating on loop, to have someone to share a meal with.
I did it as a joke at first but now i have entire compilations of jerma eating, carefully curated and cut with conversational comments, between him scoffing down onion rings.
I've memorised the lines to these compilations now, I can hold entire conversations over dinner about the weather and life with these clips of jerma. Its the most euphoric thing now, to sit with Jerma and laugh about our days, talk about my asshole boss and get loving reassurance back.
I know its fake but i really feel connected again, he's probably the best friend i've had.
I'm getting a better job soon, higher paying, I've made my life presentable, I couldn't have without him.
Thank you Jerma
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Category:Copypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Jerma is not real

i wish jerma was actually real so i could stop all the pain he is causing to society as a whole, jerma the computer hologram is infecting millions of minds with his machine-like powers, he lies to the masses and keeps them watching pulsating red matter to satisfy the needs of hunger and fame his egotistical psycho programming has, he made tens of thousands of people pray for him collectively in order to "just to see if i feel any better", it is clear he has dominated many minds, his mentions of people in his "chat" (also known as talking cage for brainwashed folk) are not even real, the messages do not exist, jerma is forcing "funny" moments while they didnt even happen, he twists their words even in the occasion they are real, he proved to have someone say things he planned just so he didnt need to "lie" that there was someone in chat who said it, clearly jeremy elbertson (also known as psycho maniac, killer of thousands via grinding meat) has lost his "mind" as he doesnt really have a mind as he isnt real, but if he was... oh god, the world would be doomed, but just a gentle reminder that jeremy isnt real, but i wish he was... so we could end this, end the suffering of millions, the events of 1984 and 1987 are clearly remarkable moments that jeremy induced, and in 1999 with the help of another non-human entity known as "Jesus H. Schlatt" (believed to be the next reincarnation of jesus at the time) they both did unspeakable things to several women who were driving to their work, and along with that they killed a family of 5 when the rift in jerma's space (also known as impending void dimension) opened. since then jeremy has returned to his lair of doom and is still controlling people with the only method he can "twitch" which apparently can be connected through interdimensional portals in unknown locations, said to be a new feature after they introduced amazon prime memberships to the website...
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Jerry Springer Theory

When people on Jerry Springer's tell a story they ALWAYS contradict each other. I bet you thought that's because they're stupid. Wrong! It's because half of them are from a parallel universe where things are Almost the same as here, but not entirely. It's easy to identify them, people from our universe come through the Right door, parallel people come through the Left door. Wanna visit another dimension? That door is your ticket there.
Category:Pre-Trollpasta
Category:THERY
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Jessica

I met a woman named Jessica. I fell in love with her. She was my best friend.. I couldn't tell you how close we got. We spent one night drinking under the stars, trying to count them. Arguing which was already counted for. Discussing out future, what we wanted to be when we grow up. I was enamored via her hair. Her ample smile. Her non pontificating tone. Her glorious eyes, they were like the ocean when I stared into them.
I said "Jessica.. I don't get it. Like, I have never felt this way. The way you make me feel.. it isn't normal. I've never felt so great with anyone. I think.. fuck, I think I love you"
She looked at me and said, with elegancies, "very legitimate that is.. well I must tell you something. My name.. it isn't Jessica"
"No? What is it" I ask with peculiarity.
"It is Jessticas"
"What?"
"As in I'm gonna eat you because Justicas feel like it you bitch!" And she ate me and I felt every teeth and oh my god help me
Help... Me...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Jessicas Farm

Hi my name is Jessica and recently I had a strange dream about animals in a farm. I was Placed in a Farm at night with nothing on so I couldn't see but 5 animals seemingly faded in. the first one was a dog its head looked down with the dark covering its eyes the dog was brown and the collar said Buddy. I freaked out since this was my dog I walked up to the canine then it just stared at me With a Gaping Smiling Mouth With no teeth Its eyes resembled that of a Tim burton character pale lifeless eyes with a tiny dot as the pupil. The 2nd animal was the tyrannosaurus rex still with that same look the head down with darkness covering the eyes so I went up to it then it gave me that God awful look the dog did. The third one was a Tiger and still did the look the dog and t-rex did I got up to it and then it did that face again. I screamed "STOP" then the three animals said Never one at a time the canine the dinosaur and the feline. then 2 more animals appeared a cougar and a dolphin and they were still doing the faces those three animals were doing I went up to them then they did that Ungodly face again. the animals were doing the same face then they started to merge into what I call "The Hydra" it had 5 heads each with the animals face on with giraffe like necks or like a snakes body. Its body was on four legs with 2 flippers and a fin with a dolphin tail the dog head spoke and exclaimed "I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF YOUR STRUGGLES AND PAIN I WILL MAKE FEEL NUMB AND WEAK YOUR LIFE SHALL CRUMBLE TO BITS". The t rex head boomed "I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF YOUR GREED AND HUNGER LIKE A T REX YOU NEVER STOPPED EATING MEATS LIKE STEAK OR CHICKEN YOUR LIFE SHALL BE EATEN AWAY BY YOUR GLUTTONY". then the tiger roared "I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF YOUR STALKING YOU STALKED MANY PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE WAITING FOT THE MOMENT TO STRIKE YOUR LIFE SHALL END IN THE MOST UGLIEST WAY" The rest Of Them Said "WE ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF YOUR DEEPEST FEARS EVERY DAY YOU THINK THAT ANIMALS THAT ARE BIG AND DANGEROUS WILL COME TO DEVOUR YOU YOUR LIFE SHALL END WITH A CRUNCH FROM YOUR BODY" then The heads Gaped there mouths open and ate me whole I woke Up in a cold sweat thinking it was real but it was a dream i never knew what the dream was about after the coming days but ive now shared the story so if you ever Dream of being in a farm at night Wake Up Fast
This Story Was Inspired by The Britans Got Talent 2022 act Jessicas Farm
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Animulz
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Dreams
Category:English Class Failure
Jesus Smoking Weed With His Disciples

Once upon a time, Jesus and his disciples gathered as usual for their daily prayers and teachings. What they did not know was that Jesus had a special surprise in store for them on this particular day. After their prayers and lessons were completed, Jesus pulled out a bag filled with something mysterious and mysterious: weed!
The disciples were shocked and somewhat taken aback by Jesus' behavior. But the look of surprise quickly changed to one of joy as they realized what Jesus had brought to them.
After everyone was seated in a circle, Jesus lit up and took a deep inhale. He then passed around the weed and each disciple took their turn as they smoked, laughed and talked with one another. The group felt a sense of relaxation and joy, unlike anything they had ever felt before.
Jesus and his disciples smoked the weed in peace, feeling connected to one another and having deep spiritual conversations. They ended the night with more laughter and tears than they had ever shared before. From that day onward, Jesus and his disciples would gather regularly to enjoy the bud – an activity that would later become known as 'blessed greens'.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
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Jiang the Killer

The story I am about to tell you is true, don't ever question it, that's what they want.
Prologue: 
my name is Zhou Hua, I am 29 and I am from Xiamen, China, I am going to tell you about an experience that happened to me back in 2016.
Back in 2016, me and some friends went to explore some old army buildings, because we were way into that stuff, we found this old hidden underground bomb shelter thing, and decided to explore it, we brought A drill, and took all the screws that had secured the door shut out, then we found our way in, the entrance to the bomb shelter lead into a corridor, that ran for about three miles before running into a huge open room, the room was empty and looked like an old big-box store, it was completely white and extremely vast, 
As me and my friends walked around, we heard a noise that sounded like ceiling tiles being slid open,
Without warning a man wearing a black suit with a red tie, and large thick glasses, dropped from the open ceiling tile, behind one of my friends, Dao Feng, and pulled out a knife, he plunged the knife into Feng's neck, and as my friend choked on his own blood, the man whispered "too simple, sometimes naive", before jerking the knife from his neck and allowing his limp body to fall on the floor, Li Rou; my 2nd friend, and I were horrified by this, and began looking for an exit as the man quickly approached us we recognized him, the man who killed my friend was none other than the communist, toad-elder, himself Jiang Zemin, Li Rou, who boldly decided he could take him, picked up a large fire extinguisher, and slammed it into the nonagenarian's head, Jiang was surprisingly completely unaffected by this, and took the knife, and proceeded to slam it into Li Rou's heart, he twisted it around inside him, several times, and as Li Rou died, he once again whispered that same phrase, "too simple, sometimes", I realized caught a glimpse of the hall, and ran like hell outta there never looking back to see if he was chasing me, when I was finally out, I grabbed the drill and re-securred the screws which had held the door shut.
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I now knew why this door was screwed shut.
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They didn't want anyone like US, getting in...
They didn't want anything like THAT, getting out.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Jigglypuff's Song

Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, You want to stop playing? It's never enough!
I'll be with you forever, when I leave is never. For eternity, I'm watching you.
Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, some girl went missing, who was it? I know.
My last trainer who died last night.
She said something, that isn't alright. "Can we stop playing so I can sleep?"
Now not a peep. She's now asleep. For all of eternity.
For you, I felt pity. You lay asleep. I was watching you, that moment.
Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, if you reject me I'll torment you. In your dreams, maybe not.
Maybe this is a dream right now. An eternal one. Goodbye, it seems. For all of eternity.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Dreams
Category:Music
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Jiggy Pepper

Hello girl its nice to meet you.
I'm sorry but I'll have to beat you,
To death that is,
That's what I said,
Don't think too much you'll soon be dead.
Broken heart,
Broken mind,
Holes for eyes,
She dies, she dies, she dies.
Shhhh its a secret.
I see red;
Smashed head.
Why wont she die?
Please become dead.
Dripping blood;
Drip, drip, drip
A puddle on the floor;
Lick, lick, lick.
Please don't cry
Why, why, why
It's fun to die
Bye, bye, bye
Life is fast as you can see,
It's fast for you but not for me.
I'm not the monster in your dreams,
I'm sorry if I laugh at your pitiful screams,
Hehe hehe hehe.
Deformed body on the floor;
Poor girl oh, poor girl.
You were so young but I didnt care,
Life is hard it isnt fair.
Seeing you lay in a puddle of red,
Makes me wish you were alive and not there dead.
Just wait right there I'll go get your head,
I think I left it on your bed.
There see, you look much better.
All you need now is a nice warm sweater.
Cover up the scars and holes,
Why you look good as new, lets go for a stroll.
What? No, your still not ready?
Do you want a toy? Maybe your teddy?
What was it's name again?
Oh yeah, Betty.
It's getting late so we must be off.
No, don't move I'll help you up.
For all of you reading this I bid you adieu.
Don't feel too bad for her, this could happen to you.
So long, farewell, and goodbye;
The next time you hear from me it will be your turn to die.
-Your Friend,
Jiggy Pepper
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Jimmy.avi

Hello, I am currently posting this story from a psychiatric hospital where Me and my Mother have been committed involuntarily all because of this video tape we saw called Jimmy.avi.
This video tape I saw was horrifying, it was a Jimmy neutron boy genius episode that was lost that I downloaded from a website, this video I watched and it was static for 30 seconds and that was it. I believed that the computer glitched and so I went and asked my mom for help. She came upstairs and when she watched the static she went crazy. She immediately went into the living room and killed my dad, I was freaking out but then the static turned to video which told us It was okay because our dad had poisoned us. We went into the living room and saw a bunch of the bottles in the kitchen of the chemicals were used recently proving my dad had tried to poison us. My mom came with me to watch the video the rest of it, and it told us about future events and stuff to do about it. My mom and me were very scared of these future events and my mom was told her boss would try to kill her, so she poisoned her boss which failed, and she was arrested along with me for suspicion. She told them everything about the video and how it predicted the future and how we had to kill dad, eventually I told the same thing and the police put both of us in straitjackets and threw us in a padded room, until a van came and transported us to a facility where they said we would permanently stay. My mom is never allowed to leave her padded room and is constantly in a straitjacket and because they don't trust her at all they gave her a feeding tube so they wouldn't have to take her out of the straitjacket to eat. I am allowed leave of the padded room every once and a while and I have a small amount of internet access which is where I'm writing to you all on. So now you know of how we got here and our lives ruined by this file on my computer, me and my mom will never be able to leave for the rest of our lives, so thanks Jimmy neutron.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:File Extensions
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Lost Episodes