Mandy the killer

Once upon a time i was just playing silly videogames on my computer, until i just well kinda got bored so i decided to search for some epic entertainement. i ended up finding out about creepypastas :O they sounded sooooo cool and spoopy xD. This jeffry the killer guy creepypasta thing sounded verrry interesting O_O, so decided to take a little look at it i was already just so bored, even if this story ends up sucking it can't get much worse, well i wonder if the negative outcomes of this situation could be more impactfull in me then the positive ones, that's just a very interesting question to ask ourselfs. I just figured it out that my boredom was absolute i couldn't be any lower, i had already hit rock bottom. 
I started to read the story, it was all very well crafted and badass, i just loved how cool this jeffry guy was. I ended up having a good time with this well writen masterpiece but i didn't think too much of it :0, so i just decided to go to bed. I tried and tried to sleep but i really just couldn't sleep that night, i felt well a bit too lazy to sleep i think that everyone can relate to that at some degree. Since i just couldn't sleep at all i decided to look up for jeffry the killer fanarts i was quite curious to know how the internet would interpret this freaky kid. Once i looked at those fanarts i couldn't help myself but to fall in love with the albino boy, those fanarts had nothing to do with how the character was actually depicted besides his superficial features, he just looked like an attractive emo with a white face and some red makeup on his mouth, like he was a fan of the joker or something. I just started to ignore how Jeffry was supposed to look like and i used his new image in my head to fall asleep, (he was so pretty). 
In the next day my brother lucas came to my bedroom to wake me up. He poked me in the eyes $_$. Auch that hurts! I screamed. I am sorry Mandy you just wouldn't wake up, i tried to shake you but you were just laying down like a dumbass rock. Come on lulu give me some slack, you know damn well i have had to deal with insomnia a lot lately, it's so frustrating. He then sighs, okay fine but hurry up we need to go to school. i reluctantly started to get dressed up, i just picked up my favorite magenta t-shirt my slim jeans and a white jacket. when i finally went down stairs to eat some breakfast i looked like a mess, my medium sized hair wa an entire mess to add insult to injury my eyebags looked worse than usual. When i was finally done with it i went to school with my beloved brother.
when we were almost entering school 3 kids appeared, 2 boys and 1 girl, honestly i forgot about their names, i am sorry we might be in the same class but there are just so many basic bitches there you can't blame me, all of their names even sound painfully common. Hey isn't that the mandering freak and her brother? Said the girl. Excuse me m'am what's your name? Are you kidding me?! we STUDY IN THE SAME CLASS and you don't even know my name? are you trying to make fun of me or something? I apologise if i came off as rude it was wass... just genuine mistake. what an annoying bitch i said to myself （＝〜＝）. So what exactly do you want from me?. let's skipp all of this filler dialogue and get straight to the point for the sake of our readers, i just want your lunch money. Come on Emily don't be a jerk i haven't done anything to you, i said after slowly remembering the basic girl's name. Look girl i don't really care i just want some money and you seem like a freak sorry but not sorry that fully justifies all of this don't you think? 
I had enough of this emily's chit chat so i just grabbed lulu by his arm and started running, that normie just kept chasing me. Lulu i can't run anymore i am sorry but i have to do something about this blondy girl and her cattle.No don't stop running please this is a bad idea you are gonna get hurt. Don't be such a coward Lulu! i let myself lose the chase while staring them down. I am assuming that you finally got that doing as i say is your only option here girl, she said with a smirk in her face. Actually i just wanted to talk to you it's quite sad how you feel the necessity to torments others for your own enjoyment, is there something despicable going on in your life? You have my sympathy. She then processed to kick me into the ground while she took my money. Hey take the manderin's little brother probably also has something of value. In that momment i felt a weired feeling i was very frustrated in the momment, like everyone would, but it was not really just that. It felt a bit like paranoia but not quite that, it was more of a sister emotion to paranoia that i had not quite felt before.
While i was there like a dropped stone suddenly a girl appeared, she was wearing a hoodie, mini skirt and tight highs she also had a magenta dyed stripe of hair, looking at her made me feel like i wasn't that alone in this world, she didn't seem look like a normie, like all the others, i really wanted to be friends with the mysterious girl. The girl out of nowhere started to look for something in her backpack, until she just pulled a gun. I obviously got shocked just like Lucas. i don't want to have to hurt you 3 goobers [0_0] so you BETTER start running. i stayed in the floor shocked at what just happend, did this girl actually have a gun?! She giggled and aproached me, i feared for my life at that momment. Damn those 3 wimps can't even take a joke XD. Why do you even have a gun?! Said Lulu while i just stayed in the ground shocked, i didn't want to move i don't know what even are this girl's intentions. 
O my Gawd just chilll it's an airsoft gun! I don't even have bullets with me! Why do you have an airsoft gun?! And why would you bring it to school? I questioned her. That just sounds very suspicious to me, said my brother not knowing how to feel about this situation. Well you know my dad is really into all of this airsoft shenanigans, she said with a grin offering her hand to lift me. I just like to pretend that i am a killer with this gun all RAWR XDDD. i accept her help while my brother is still trying to find out how he should react to this situation. so what is your name? you can call me Nina! Nina da killa! Oh! that nickname is familiar to me! are you a fan of the jeffry the killer creepypastas :D. OFC I AM OMG! jeffry da killa is sooooo pretty! i love HIM! She said like an excited infant. SHES JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL FOR REAL ,i thougt to myself. so what's ya name girlie xD? well my name is Amanda, but you can call me Mandy da killa! Wow Mandy i just met you and i already love you! You are truly NOTHING like the other girlls XDDDDD!!! This is very strange you two are making me uncomfortable, said my brother
I still have a question for you Nina, why did you save me? She responded to the messy girl, when i looked at you i just saw someone special, someone nothing like the other girls, i am so tired of those normies i swear. i really want to know you, you seem very interesting Nina, do you wanna skip the classes of the day? we can just come up with an awsome excuse. Sure! I don't mind! I told my little brother to go and take his classes but to not snitch on us (nobody likes a snitch).
This was the starting of a new era of my life i had just met Nina but she was already very special to me. We decided to go to the shopping she kept telling me about all of this Jeffry the killer fan stories, i really liked jeffry he was a very pretty deformed boy, but her obessesion seemed to be much bigger. Me and Nina had one of the best days of our lifes we went trough multiple the shops, we weren't looking for any specific item, we were just enjoying the ride, at the end of the day we had already spent over 200 dollars in miscellaneous items, we laughed that off. But eventually it was time for both of us to go home.
i Hugged Nina tightly, i felt like someone finally understood me. Nina the killer i think that it's time for us to go home, we will from now on spend all of our days like this! I just want to be with you! XDDDDD! Not now before that theres something that you still gotta do to fully gain the tittle of "Mandy the killer". As some sort of ritual Nina gave me some vodka, i didn't want to drink it but what choice did i have? i didn't want to disapoint Nina, it tasted like piss. After that we went to the hair saloon, i got my hair bleached and then dyed, i changed my hair from brown to black and had a purple hair stripe. Now your ritual is complete Mandy the killer! She then put some white makeup on our faces to mimick the infamous creepypasta character, and went our seperate ways. My parents will be pissed once i get home but it was well worth it, i can't wait to write about jeffry da killa fanfics with my new best friend, maybe i will finnaly have someone to play Minecraft with me! 
Mandy the killer and Nina the killer lived happily ever after
 
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Satire
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure