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Polysics

Polysics are a band which plays the usual techno-rock instruments, loudly. Many consider them the flashiest cultural achievement of Japan in the last four years. Yawn. Their song lyrics often consist of unintelligible Japanese, broken English, or just plain gibberish, a strategem which avoids the difficulty of writing lyrics that mean something. Polysics call this nonsense "Spazz Language." The band has been noted for hopping around like speed-crazed chimps during live performances, and their wild gimcrack outfits are reminiscent of David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust without the sequins. Hideous Hakahairbal describes their genre as "Chimp Punk Argawargah [unintelligible]."
==Current Status==
Currently, Polysics are beginning to spread their high-energy Chimp Punk across the world. In 2000 they released their first nocturnal emissions in Venezuela, and with the release of their newest squid-based propaganda weapon Now It Is Slime! in both the Botswana and Monaco, they are in solid position to make more money than even Lucy, the talking chimp. In more enlightened parts of the world, Polysics have been recognized as yet another more-of-the-same usual mainstream band.
Some, of course, consider them God. 
Some said that about Jimi Hendrix, Curk Cobain, and Jerry Lewis, too.
But this, insist the fans, is the real thing. They really are God, all of them. 
In Japan, Polysics logo, a letter Q in a white hypersphere against a safety-orange background with a superimosed smiley face, has become ubitquious to the point of nausea. Polysics music can be heard on many corporate-controlled radio stations, at least those whose playlists are selected by polling chimpanzees. Polysics breakfast cereal has become the national food, primarily because of its high cocaine content. Office workers who begin their day with a bowl of Polysics cereal have tripled their productivity and, in most cases, attacked and killed five or more of their co-workers.
==Polysics Albums==
*1st Pee - 1999
*A.D.H.D.! - 1999
*Neufchatel - 2000
*Enuff - 2001
*For Global Eclectic Poop - 2002
*National Squid Union - 2003
*POLYSICS? WHAT PIE. - 2004 (Greatest Hits)
*Now It Is Slime! - 2005
*Karate Mouse - 2007
*We Ate Abestos - 2008
==Polysics Exploitation Products==
(This is a partial list)
*Business Suits
*Breakfast cereal (POLY-Crack)
*Children's diapers (POLY-poopoo)
*Fast-food raw squid (POLY-Slime)
*Polysics University
*Polysics Catheters 
*Pocky
*PlayStation Game consoles
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Pomeranian

Pomeranians, like many domestic beasts, are furry and cute mammals which you can't help but kick one right in the face... "STFU STUPID DOG!", and many other simple pleasures like taking a hammer to their skulls.
right|thumb|300px|Often known for their political savvy and general shite wit, these shitty creatures may lead you down the path to pure evil.
They frequently stare up at humans with large round eyes that are irresistible, and almost always succeed in obtaining food. If they fail in their objective, they usually settle down on the floor with a mournful expression in hopes that the human will relent. Although this look in the pomeranian culture is essentially the middle finger. It's a wonder this creature has survived throughout history. If one is found it must be put down immediately! Let's not make the same mistake as our ancestors and allow these things to live.
==Pomeranians and football==
Hyperactive and cute, Pomeranians are threatened by the existence of cheerleaders who hire evil people to capture the dogs and make them into pom-poms. 
Pomeranian's are often mistaken for footballs. Recently, Scientists have found that there is only a 0.1% difference in the physical appearance of Pomeranians in comparison to footballs. Questions arose about this situation when in 2006, reports of screaming, bloody footballs were taken in. It turned out that blue balls, a popular football make, mistakingly distributed Pomeranians instead of footballs around the globe, thus spawning the new law in which a football must be injected with poison (In test for life) before it can be legally distributed. This dogs are a load of crap.
==Pomeranians and politics==
With natural instincts that make them masters of political science, Pomeranians are often found in the political world. The UN, EU, NATO, and several other abbreviated organizations have Pomeranians as their secret leaders.
Pomeranians also have the ability to see into the near future, often a handy tool.
However, that is not too say all it good. The cute and cuddly exterior is hiding something. Pomeranians have an unknown, secret ulterior motive that causes them to lead all they come in contact with down the path of evil.
It is in fact believed that Adolf Hitler had a Pomeranian for an advisor his name was pete and he had a sister named bun-bun. Dick Cheney was also known to have an entire panel of Pomeranian advisors, which explains the whole face shooting deal. 
Currently, Barack Obama has outwardly said that he is against Pomeranian advisors, but top anti-Pomeranian officials fear that Obama's stance was generated by Pomeranians themselves.
==Pomeranian and Colours==
Pomeranians come in every shade of shit. The American Kennel Club (AKC) recognizes thirteen colors or color combinations of fur colour on Pomeranians: black, black & tan, blue, blue & tan, chocolate, chocolate & tan, cream, cream sable, orange, orange sable, orange cream sable, red, red sable, and sable. The AKC also recognizes five "alternative" colors: Beaver, brindle, chocolate sable, white, and wolf sable.
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Pompel and Pilt

Pompel and Pilt are two jolly repairers coming from Norway. They are well known for never actually having repaired anything, and for the horror they caused for Norwegian children.
They are also known for their motto: Det er bedre med to reparatører enn med ingen reparatører.
(We are two serious Norwegian workers and we work hard and cheap)''
== Natural habitat ==
Natural habitat for Pompel and Pilt is a weird cave full of doors that doesn't lead anywhere and scary groundskeepers always chanting: "Reparere, kommentere, separere" and so on. 
== Breeding ==
Has only been seen by one man, and he died of shock. Luckily, that man was from Armenia, and deserved to die anyway. 
== Controversy ==
Why the hell do they never speak English? And why is that groundskeeper guy always following them around? 
== How to kill groundskeepers == 
You'll need: 
A wooden stake,
A record - preferably The Doors (Death Metal is another option),
Lots of boxes (if female or just wearing a wig)''
First you'll have to know everything about groundskeepers. They are a secret organisation who belives
hell is a huge field full of dandelions, when it's really just some far-off place in Norway. 
Things they love: Public buildings, clean stuff, sheds
Things they hate: Private buildings, dirty stuff, The Doors 
Now you'll have to think like a groundskeeper. If you were a groundskeeper, where would you go? To a shed, idiot! Where did you think? And what would he do? If you think he'll listen to The Doors, this would be a better article for you to read. Now let's get on with this shit. 
This is what you will do: First you will go to his shed and put your record on. If you have The Doors, you just wait for your victim. If you brought Death Metal, you'll get pissed and want to kill something, and that's good. If you brought something else, then you didn't read my article! Get lost you idiot. Ok. At the time you've read this far, the groundskeeper will propably arrive. Don't let his size and mutache freak you out.
If male just stab him with the stake. What did you expect? Alternatively use a gun.
If female or just wearing a wig: throw the boxes down a bottomless hole. Watch them follow the boxes into the hole.
If you are a viking, just behead it. 
Now you have killed the groundskeeper and deserve beer. Or the groundskeeper have killed you and you go to hell, which is just any small place in Norway. Tough luck.
== How to kill Pompel and Pilt ==
They can't be killed.
== What number do I call if I want P&P to repair something for me? ==
Nonono. That's not how they do it. They just wander around looking for things to repair. You should just place the broken thing outside your door, and hope Pompel and Pilt is around. If you really want them to look at it, that is.
== What do I do if I don't want them to repair something? ==
That question makes a lot more sense. You should chase them away by saying all the words you know that ends with -ere. If you're an English-speaker, that equals verbs ending with -ate. That will make them think there's a groundskeeper nearby, and they'll run like hell, trust me.
== See also ==
*Evil
*satan
*Groundskeeper Willie
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Pontius Pilate

*If you are looking for an article about the hand-held personal organiser, see Pontius Pilot.
*If you are looking for an article about the exercise regime, see Pontius Pilates.
*If you are looking for an article about the pirate, see Pontius Pirate.
*If you are looking for an article about the Roman prefect who sentenced Jesus to death by crucifixion, tough.
Pontius Pilot

thumb|275px|The Pontius Pilot combines the sleek look of a Roman with the functionality of.. a Roman.
Pontius Pilot is the one of the most popular in the Judea line of Roman PDAs, or personal deity ascertainers. Released in AD 26, it had the most governing functionality of any handheld Roman device of its time. 
==Features==
===Synchronization===
Pontius Pilots can synchronize with all compatible Jewish HighPriest programs, including the popular application Caiaphas, ensuring up-to-date and accurate blasphemy and seduction data can be shared with the user's contacts as well as be on the user's PC and "hand-held" device.
This also ensures that data can be instantly recovered, meaning any trial of someone proclaiming to be the Son of God can go on as scheduled regardless of crashes or data erasure.
Pontius Pilots are compatible with both HolySync and CaesarSync programs. 
N.B. The Pontius Pilot has a hidden feature which can get you out of prison.
===Software===
Compatible with the Pontius Pilot is the popular Passover program, allowing the user to participate in usual traditions of previous models. This backwards compatibility led to a popular program which lets one virus within the operating system free and out of quarantine (although this feature is only specified in the first four volumes of the New Manual). **We the makers will not be responsible if any STDs were contracted when using this feature**
Also available for the Pontius Pilot is the KingChecker, which reviews each file in the 
system and determines if any are King(s) of the Jews. Although some users tend to get annoyed at the incredible amount of “are you sure” questions the system asks (it even finally “washes its hands” of any decisions you may have made which could corrupt or destroy data), it in the end gives the user a good amount of control. This is especially useful in tandem with the MobMentality freeware.
A now outdated and sparsely used program on the Pontius Pilot is Microsoft Crucifixion. This program searched out viruses and other despised files and deleted them in the most grisly way possible, with the file slowly losing bytes until it became no longer accessible. Although once quite handy, especially on Roman hardware, it has since been replaced by Microsoft Hanging, Microsoft Seppuku, Microsoft Guillotine, NaziSoft Gas Chamber, Microsoft Electric Chair, and Microsoft Lethal Injection.
==Problems and complaints==
The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues. One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as the Messiah. Thankfully for its users, the file would miraculously restore itself three days later, after descending to the Recycle Bin. 
In recent years, however, blame for this problem has shifted to the application Jew.exe (also known as Microsoft Money), which is considered by some to be a spyware program.
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Poof

* An alternate theory of Creation, as opposed to Creationism. Christians claim the poof theory cannot be true because God hates poofs.
* Protect the Overtly Offensive Foundation founded in 2009 by users of Uncyclopedia
* A footrest similar to an ottoman
* Poof, a Système Internationale unit. The "poof" (⍴) is defined as "the quantity of homosexuality equal to Liberace drinking a diet Cola drink whilst discussing how fat a celebrity looks in a new dress." Also see μ⍴, m⍴, k⍴, and M⍴.
* (Antiquated) A euphemism for individuals who enjoy relations with members of the same gender
Poontang

Poontang is a punch made from the fermented juice from the rare, very bushy poonberry tree. It became immensely popular during colonial times, when it was a firm favourite amongst the Founding Fathers, drunk constantly by George Washington, as evidenced by his farewell address, I only took the job for the poontang.
The first known mention of the word "poontang" was in a 1674 issue of Ladies' Home Jounal when it documented the adventures of up-and-coming golfer Grizzly Adams "...it seemed that all Grizzly wanted was some of her sweete, sweete poontainge...." It quickly spread from one town to another, the first recorded recipe was printed in Ye Boston Globe. It was widely regarded as "fahkin' retahded" and poontang became widespread.
Unfortunately, poontang's immense popularity was later learned to be the result of addictive qualities. Those who get a taste of it will become single minded maniacs in pursuit of more. The hunger for good quality poontang is said to have made a Bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. Those who cannot get a fix will often take matters into their own hands, with disastrous outcomes. If a poontang addict cannot locate a steady source, withdraw will occur, leading to unappealing physical and mental consequences, including blue balls, hairy palms, limp dick syndrome, and lack of mental clarity. The prescriptions of poon addiction suppressants are currently on the rise and has even outrun the sales of paracetamol and nicotine patches.
Recent studies have shown that Poontang actually has a range of odours from pleasantly pungent to disgustingly rancid and fishy. The same holds true for taste - from an easy on the palate flavourful slightly acrid and salty delight to totally unfit to grace the table of any discriminating gentleman. The poontang market has recently been booming as a result of these studies as culinary chefs have began realising the gourmet potential of the poonberry. Worldwide poontang distribution company, Poon & Tang co. cultivated by entrepreneurs, Trisha Le Freegancore and Mary Jane Rottencrotch have even offered a range of flavours and poon products such as PoonPizza and PoonJuice. 
The ancient Incan cultures valued the poonberry highly for its healing properties. An ancient version of poontang was given to teenage boys to aid them on the path to manhood. Often, poontang was offered to the Gods as a sacrifice to cure all maladies. This practice was incorporated into their religious rituals at regular intervals and for some inexplicable reason it was always a couple of months after the high priests visited the temple virgins to partake of the sacred poontang. 
Today, poontang is found all over the world. Each area of the globe has its own special variety of poontang. Poontang from Southern America is full of spice and fire. Poontang from the United States of America is usually quite fatty. Asian poontang comes is quite salty, and very very fishy, though very healthy. 
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Poop Government

The Poop Government (officially the Faeces Protection and Registration Government Body, or FPRGB) is the government of poop (as the name implies). Their offices are located in sewage treatment plants, this is where they do their business.
== What the Poop Government does ==
The main job of the FPRGB is to check all the poop that comes into the sewage treatment plant to make sure it is not Poop tree poop. Google wants you to think think the sewage plant is for treating sewage, but just think about how ridiculous that is, who would want to treat sewage? The FPRGB also has an official Poop Tree registration so people can submit Poop Trees they've found and they will be safe from the evil clutches of Google. However, Google has made it much harder for people to do this in many ways such as alerting them someone searches the location of the sewage treatment plant (see the article on Poop trees for a cleaver bypass to this).
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Poop throwing monkeys

"As a professor of Anthropology I do so enjoy these outings to the zoo, especially the antics of the primates. They look like they're having so much fun doing... wait, what are they doing? Oh my GO-achk!!!!"
SPLAT!!!
"Jesus Fucking Christ; all over my new suit!! God damnit!!!"
SPLOUT!!!
"mmmrffffff, gag, phooey, gd dmnid, *spit*, phooo, ugh, gag"
SPLOOTER!!! PLIFFF PLOP!!!
"Mudder flugger" <SUP>(he poops in his own hand; flings it....)</SUP>
"HEEEE HEEEEE" SPLAT!!! SPLATTER!!! SPLOSH!!!
===The Antropologist tells his version of the story:===
*That time I threw my own poop at monkeys during my sojourn in a zoo
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Poopsmiths

Poopsmiths (spelled Poopsmithes in Europe, Asia, Super Asia, Euthanasia, and surrounding islands, and Donald Rumsfeld in the USA) are the source of most of all natural recources. They make different stuffs (i.e. Candy {mostly Taffy}, Cheese {mostly Parmesan}, and sometimes Pants) out of giraffe poop. They are not to be confused with Pizza Men, who are much different (see paragraph 4).
The most famous Poopsmith is, of course, the very first one from Free Country, USA, Mushington Chamberpot. He served nobly under The King of Town, and has won several Poopsmithing awards. He has taken a vow of silence, and hasn't spoken in more than 3 years.
== Origins ==
The first known Poopsmith was in Free Country, USA. He was hired by some dude named The King of Town (see above paragraph). Abraham Lincoln was the first U.S. President to use a poopsmith, reserving a pile that still exists today in the White House Rose garden. Many more people (including James T. Kirk and Jean-Luc Picard) noticed Poopsmiths and decided to use Poopsmiths on their own lands.
Also, Mushington discovered Zaigon in his visit to Vietnam which subsequently lead to the Vietnam War.
== Poopsmiths and Pizza Men ==
In many places, Poopsmiths are often confused with Pizza Men. The most notable differance is that Poopsmiths harvest the pizza's main toppings and such, while Pizza Men deliver and harvest the crust. Other differences are their looks, gear, and buttocks size.
== Poopsmiths Today ==
Poopsmiths themselves are vanishing from the universe. In fact, North America, South America, and of course all of Pluto are the only places known to be home to Poopsmiths in any numbers (even though they are less popular then the Pizza Men in those lands). Abraham Lincoln set up a campaign called "Poopsmiths for everyone". He says "Send every piece of crap you make to The White House so that many products can be made".
This disappearance is largly due to modern sewage systems. At times these systems run too smoothly, and the Poopsmiths are left with less work to do. Most of them find odd jobs at Kinko's or in IT where they can at least make people very aggravated and wish in their minds, "Damn, I wish I could just poop right here in Kinko's so this idiot loser can clean it up."
To keep occupied, Poopsmiths often hang around dog-parks and just wait patiently to become useful.
==See Also==
Uncyclopedia:Poopsmith's Lounge
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