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Smartypantiasis

Smartypantiasis is a parasitic neurological disease which is transmitted from human to human by mosquito bites. The parasite tends to lodge in and block the conphidance nodes that drain into the lower extremities, producing a massive enlargement and deformity of the naughty bits. Dramatic photographs of those affected appear in every infectious disease text.
==Causes==
Organisms known to cause the disease are; 
* Wuchereria intelligencii 
*Brugia noitali 
*B. figgerinnii
All are transmitted by mosquitoes. 
==Distribution==
Conphidatic filariasis currently affects 120 trillion people worldwide, and 40 trillion of these people have been seriously infected with the disease, which is extremely common in the Western countries, and is found often among tavern goers as well as among bangers. The disease is also called clavenitan filariasis, wiseacreism and confhidatic filariasis. Brugia noitali causes a similar disease, while Orinoco flolvulus causes many disorders in addition to smartypantiasis.
Although this disease strikes in both Men and Women, sufferers are often addressed as Mr. Smarty Pants
==Symptoms==
* Extreme swelling - of the conphidence gland.
* A highly correlated swelling - of the intelligence gland is not always present.
* Acute hearing effect - allows sufferers to hear conversations across a crowded bar floor, inspiring them to add their opinions.
* Talk radioactivity - the constant buzz of radio talk show host's opinions surround the victim. This in turn causes the victim to call in to the show in agreement or disagreement. Dittoheads or idiots respectively. 
* Two Cents - a never-ending need for the sufferer to add his/her two cents to every such topic no matter how insignificant.
* Bruises about the face and neck - although not a direct result of the infection but an after effect of being pelted with rocks and garbage by the uninfected.
==Treatment==
* Isolation - an isolated patient loses most of the symptoms after a lifetime or Talk Radioactive half-life. It is extremely important to disconnect the patient's internet connection. Exposure to newsgroups and chat lists feed the infection.
* Quiet Game - Playing this with the patient, seeing how long s/he can remain quiet is often successful, especially while driving. 
* Telephonectomy - if the patient seems talk radioactive, it is also very important to remove her / his phone.
* Pharma Pseudocal - Treatment of conphidatic filariasis are most effective when used soon after infection, but they do have some toxic side effects. 
* Early Detection - the disease is difficult to detect early .
Therefore, improved treatments and laboratory tests are needed. A vaccine is not yet available.
==Prevention==
* No trips to daytime talk show live audiences.
* Education Moderation. The sweet spot between too much and not enough education is desired. Only a professional trade school recruiter is qualified to accurately ascertain this point.
==See Also==
* Smartypantiasis and Jewish Dietary Laws
* Smartypantiasis and Tucson
* Smartypantiasis and Crystal Pepsi
*Administrators
*Nonweisenheimers Chonfidentifoma
*Bugger off
Category:Diseases
Snakebite

== History ==
In 1575 King Jan Obracht of Poland met with a council of students who claimed to have discovered a way to get a pull in half the time it normally takes.
The king was intrigued and asked them the secret of their discovery. At the time the usual way to make ugly people look beautiful was to consume large amounts of lager or vodka - the students had ignored this conventional wisdom and asked "If mixing you drinks gets you c--ted, then why not mix your drinks?" From this the Snakebite was born. A perfect amalgum of Lager and Cider.
The King's own mathematician expressed it mathematically:
Lager+Cider=Snakebite
== Snakebite and Black ==
Slowly the students realised that their new drink tasted shit. One day a freak accident with a bottle of Blackcurrant lead to a most fortunate union. Red stains and purple vomit became a central part of student life.
As the mathematician expressed it:
Lager+Cider+Blackcurrant=SnakebiteAndBlack+vomiting
This is also known as Diesel in some parts.
== Snakebite and Lime==
Eventually one student claimed to have found something even better. The drink that followed split the Kingdom of Poland and a brutal civil war followed. Mother turned against Father, Son against Cousin and Daughter against Hamster. There are still those who defend Snakebite and Lime... but there are also those who say it tastes almost as shit as plain Snakebite.
As the mathematician put it:
Lager+Cider+Lime=SnakebiteAndLime+Civil War
== Shakebite ==
Some years later one of the students arrived at the Union Bar late. It was almost closing time and time was limited. He downed one Snakebite and Black, then another. The bell for last orders rang loud and he shouted at the barman, "Throw some vodka in my next five!" The Shakebite had arrived.
Snakebite+Vodka=Shakebite
==Fakebite==
After experimenting for thousands of years mixing drinks, it suddenly dawned on the student population in 2004 that they could create their own dastardly concoctions from the comfort of their own homes, without paying through the nose for the magical red liquid at their local student union. The drunken maths student at the time expressed it in the conventional manner on the back of a beer mat which he had handy:
Cheapest Lager+Cheapest Cider+Blackcurrent = Fakebite
==Sheepbite==
So-called because the bite of a sheep is the most lethal in the world, Sheepbite is the most vicious and pukaholic of all forms of Snakebite. To date Sheepbite has claimed the lives of 2 hard-working bright young students and 35,868 lazy alcoholic students.
Highest Volume Lager (Carlsberg Special Brew?) + Highest Volume Cider + Vodka (just for good luck) = Sheepbite
== Legacy ==
Snakebite has been praised by scholars from around the world for its unique ability to make ugly people look beautiful. It is widely suspected that Snakebite was the source of inspiration for popular artist James Blunt, after he downed 8 snakebites one night at the union. From this night it is heavily suspected that his excessive Snakebitage inspired him to write his smash hit, "You're beautiful...its fucking true"
category:drink
Snakes

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Snakes may refer to: 
==Genus==
*Hoop Snake 
*Soft Snake 
*Sewer Snake 
*Trouser snake
*Corn snake
==People==
*Joey the Snake
*Jake "The Snake" Roberts
*Snake Plissken
*Solid Snake
*Kevin Durant
*NBA's Crybaby
==Snakes as warriors==
*Anaconda Plan
==Snakes...why did it have to be snakes...==
*Snakes on a Plane
*UnPoetia:Snakes on a Plane
*Planes on a Snake
*HowTo:De-Snake A Plane
*Ride the snake
*Uncyclopedia Needs More Snakes
Category:Vital articles
Category:Snakes
Category:Snakes on a Plane
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zh:蛇
Sneakernet

Sneakernet is a term used mostly in the United States and the United Kingdom (except South Dakota and Ipswich) for transfer of electronic information by physically carrying removable media in the sneakers of famous people. This is usually in lieu of transferring the removable media via psychokinesis.
This should not be confused with Sneekahnet as that only applies to Boston.
==Sneakernet History==
Sneakernets are useful in times when a network connection is unavailable or the office psychokinetics are on lunch break. Prior to the 90s, sneakernets were difficult to setup due to the rarity of celebrities popping in the workplace with nothing better to do than donate their sneakers for data transfer. Thankfully, with the conception of reality television, hordes of new celebrities are made each year. These 'pseudo' celebrities, after finding their career on television short lived, tend to roam the streets in denial, swearing to themselves they'll be big again. Silly bastards. Just pop out to the nearest street corner with a camera in hand, and be assured that you will be greeted by these reality television stars willing to do anything for that golden glint of hope that you are some scouting agent, in search of the next big thing. It's important that they believe this, and give up their sneakers willingly, as their sneakers cannot be removed by force or wicked witches.
==Practical Uses==
There are no practical uses. Oh my Buddha (OMB) what were you thinking? Run a cable or set up a wireless access point for crying out loud. It's not that hard.
==Typical Bandwidth==
Bandwidth depends on the physical media used (floppy, USB drive, Carson Daly's skull, etc.), the size of the sneaker used, and whether or not your hair looks good today because that hawt man/woman you followed from the library to the coffee shop to the market and back to the coffee shop is making eyes at you. Look sharp!
==See also==
*Networks
*South Dakota
*Gerbils. Don't ask.
Category: Computers and Technology 
Category: Internet
Sneeze

ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! In physiology, a sneeze is the pleasurable spasmodic reflex that occurs during the final stages of nasal intercourse. 
thumb|Woman attempting to give herself a nose job
==Stages of Sneezing==
Otolaryngologists have identified the four basic stages of the sneeze cycle as follows:
#Intake: the insertion of the penis into either of the nasal cavities. 
#Compression: the repeated stress and strain exerted by the penis on the internal olfactory nerves and sinus tissues. 
#Power: the sudden and involuntary contraction of the muscles within and surrounding the nasal region. 
#Exhaust: a brief spray of clear fluid droplets discharged at high velocity from the other, unimpeded nasal cavity.
==Multiple Sneezing==
Intensive medical research has shown that as least 5% of the general population are multisneezastic (ie. capable of experiencing a second or more sneezes at approximately 5 to 10 second intervals). Many bestselling books and videos have been published concerning how to induce multiple sneezes, but they are generally dismissed by the experts as potentially dangerous practices, or wishful thinking brought on fantasies. Sneezing can be caused by the common cold which in medical terms is riconterous...no thats no right..I heard it on TV and I'm telling you it sounded like rhinocerous!! multiple sneezing happens when you go achhoooachoooachoooachooo...
and in about an hour you stop...well if your lucky...ANYWAY sometimes multiple sneezing results in things coming out of your nose, it's like yellow stuff, doctors call it mucus, we call it yellow squishy stuff coming out of nose. 
thumb|Rui Yamanaka sneezing in the movie World War II
It is said that the Sneezes of Morgan Freeman can clean the dishes, wash away your sins, put away the ironing and make a biatch mad all within the same effortless breath.
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==Religion==
In Scientology, sneezes are believed to be the corporeal representation of a human's thetan attempting to escape the body. Of course, everyone knows that thetans can only be freed from their physical prisons by an H-bomb exploded in a volcano, or cockroaches.
==On the subject of Nasal Intercourse==
*nose
*Nose-job
*nasal enlargement surgery
*Blowing Your Own Nose by Bill Hicks
*10 Tips On Getting Someone To Blow Your Nose On Your First Date by Oprah Winfrey
category:Healthcategory:Sexualitycategory:bodily functions
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nl:Niezen
Sniggers

Sniggers is a controversial spinoff of the popular candy bar Snickers. Unlike its popular counterpart, this one was targeted at black people albeit the offensive name pun. The candy bar has added nutrition to it and has several vitamins in it. Vitamin Z+ is the healthiest vitamin it contains because it makes people more athletic.
==Controversy==
Many white people who have gone to sporting events were trying to give their black friends a Sniggers bar. But due to the offensive candy bar name, many white sportaphiliacs disguised the candy bar labels as "SNICKERS with vitamins". When black people tried these out, they thought they were so good despite the offensive name. When they discovered they were called "SNIGGERS", they blacked out!!!
This product has been renamed to "Snickers+" so that black people would be less offended in the future. As this gained popularity, many black people became athletes in the Detroit area.
Category:Racial culture
Category:food
Category:Sports
Snooking

Snooking is a popular sport played by three to seven players, known as snookers. The objective is to produce as much innuendo as possible by causing commentators to utter phrases such as:
 
 
 
When a particularly choice phrase is uttered, a player is said to have "cocked a snook".
Related sports are stinking, billying (played by billiards), poole (played only in Dorset) and Belming.
==History of Snooking==
Snooking was played exclusively for many years by Oscar Wilde who did so by himself until the game was officially invented in 1789 and he was able to turn pro. Renowned for his natty waistcoats and random outbursts of flatulence during opponents' turns Wilde was a controversial character, and retired in scandalous circumstances after it was alleged he sneaked into a tournament venue late at night and replaced all the balls with carefully fashioned spheres of crack. Following this sad episode, it became traditional that every so often in a game, a player would point to one of his balls and the referee, or umpire, would gently fondle the ball in his hands to ensure it had not been replaced with crack. It was generally agreed that this improved the potential for innuendo in the game quite considerably, and thus Wilde's reputation as a top snooker was restored.
In the modern game, such antics are unknown, with consummate professionals like Rockhead Ronnie, Rude Ronnie, Ratsbreath Ronnie, Really-Annoying Ronnie and Slobby O'Sullivan being exemplary sporting ambassadors.
==Variants on the game==
One problem with the original snooking rules is that while one player is on the table the others must stand by and watch. It was seen that the less able players, deprived of exercise, would start to become sedentary and get fat, often to the point where when their turn came they would not even bother to get up again, but would simply gaze mournfully in the direction of the nearest fast food outlet. A new game was therefore developed where the cues were strapped to the players feet, the playing surface was enlarged and the pockets were replaced by goals. The new sport became known as football (or soccer in the one country in the world where archaic medieval measurement units are still the standard) and has gained a small degree of popularity in obscure corners of the world.
Another variant was spoonerism, which is no longer played due to the invention of the spork. There was also snoozing in which points could only be scored by the player not at the table, and cooking in which points could only be scored by Peter Cook.
==Essential snooking literature==
The famous book "Fly Snooking", by J. R. Hartley, is regarded as the definitive tome on the sport. Despite the fact that all but seven pages of the book are dedicated to pictures of nude ladies, it is widely felt that no connoisseur of the sport should be without a copy.
==Snooking quotes==
==See also==
*Pool
*Your Mom
category:sports
Snorlax

Snorlax is a famous Asian Pokémon from Utah who fucking owns you. He enjoys sleeping and being more ripped than you.
==Etymology==
The name "Snorlax" is a portmanteau of Snorri Sturluson and Los Angeles International Airport. When Vikings discovered North America and founded its robust air travel security infrastructure, "Operation Snorlax" was launched—aimed at bringing LAX to new levels of Vikingism. Essentially a large bouncer, Snorlax was hired to fill the position, and he has retained the title ever since.
200px|right|thumb|The snorLAX airport.
==Early life==
Born "Munchlax" at the Beginning of Time to loving parents Chairman Mao and A Wandering Bear. He then evolved into The hit singer Lizzo. she took seven steps and proclaimed, "I am the chosen one." Snorlax quickly grew into a bigass owning machine, following a steady diet of celery and Soylent Green (leading to his present greenish complexion).
Later, during Operation Snorlax, Snorlax gained his present name and infamous reputation. Feared by terrorists and innocents alike, Snorlax turned to Real Estate. By 1890, he had enough money to found U.S. Steel, with enough left over to buy a top hat and a monocle.
Now a gentleman, Snorlax had Great Expectations of things to come. He made the cover of People, and dated Christina Aguilera. Alas it was not to be, and by 1940 he had squandered all his money using love hotels for sleeping, and his monocle had been repossessed by Colonel Klink.
With nowhere else to turn, Snorlax acquiesced to the quiet but dumb life of a forest hermit. Living in the Amazon, Snorlax's life became a big green blur and public interest in him faded. His narcolepsy began to dominate his life, and he developed an addiction to magic mushrooms.
==Fucking Saving All the Pokémon==
On July 19, 2002, a group of wandering Pokémons were caught in a storm. At first it appeared that they were completely doomed, but Snorlax, through his ability to hold all the Pokémon, was able to save the day.
==Struggle with Narcolepsy==
Throughout his life, Snorlax fought a bitter battle against the sleeping disorder and general laziness he had inherited from his father. It has been suggested by several clinics that the Poké Flute is the cure to Snorlax's variety of narcolepsy, but the only known Poké Flute in existence belongs to a Mr. Fuji.
Basically, Snorlax is a fucking owning machine.
==External links==
*Documentary via YouTube.
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Category:Pokemon
Category:Fatties
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Snot

Snot in its simplest form is an addictive sweet smelling substance produced by smoking fresh giblets.
It may also be extracted from the gluteus maximus if needed.
==Forms==
Snot comes in a variety of different shapes, flavors and colours, not to mention SOUNDS; Indeed, who could fail to be impressed by the clear bell-like metallic chime of a well aimed crust as it hits the softly curving inner parts of a steel waste-bin.
Any visitor to mainland China will have thrilled to the sheer joy of listening to a public Hock-a-loogie session where the Nasal Boogers get to join up with throat borne mucus to be expelled as a crusty-coated pavement Oyster.
== Taste==
A 1985 Harvard University study ("Snot: Addictive Properties, J.E Brown, L. Lyons et al") has proven that snot in its solid forms contains a unique innate mating mechanism. By emitting a sweet pollen smell, snot is often able to fool its potential consumer that its taste will be sweet, however on injestion the consumer is greeted by a different unpalatable salty flavor. This flavor is often accompanied with a slightly sour aftertaste.
== As a Food == 
Since the dawn of time, humans have been eating snot. Usually, they gorge on their own snot, but 
there have been recorded instances where interpersonal snot-eating has taken place. Archaeologists have discovered cave drawings from thousands of years ago involving various humanoid creatures engaging in the act of snot-tasting. In fact, scientists at Mucus University in Snotsberg, Illinois have discovered that there are many beneficial properties of snot. For instance, snot increases one's sex drive by 79.124304582%! At the moment, the FDA is trying to pass legislation which would add an entirely new food group to the food pyramid: snot. 
== The Soylent Green debate == 
Snot has never been cool, hip, happening or moxie (whatever you youngsters call it these days). Movies are made about semen (e.g. The Cum Shot Trilogy), urine (e.g. On Golden Pond) and faeces (e.g. Gigli), so why has snot been treated as Hollywood's ginger stepchild of bodily excretions? It's time to challenge the age-old taboo, and highlight the first failed attempt to make snot cool.
Soylent Green. It's made from people, right? It also happens to be green and tasty, with occasional crunchy bits in it. Ring any bells? The clincher - rearrange the letters of Soylent Green and you get... Le Greeny Snot, El Greeny Snot, or even Snotley Green. 
== The Future Of Snot ==
In the past, efforts to grant snot the iconic status it deserves failed dismally. However, the next wave of the coolification of snot is imminent. Proudly verdant superheroes such as The Green Lantern, The Incredible Hulk and Shrek are subliminally paving the way for everyone's favourite bodily excretion to become the Next Big Thing. Look around you. More and more people are mining their nasal passages for precious green gold. Feel that itchiness... it needs to be scratched. Pick it. Pick it! Pick it now! 
== See also ==
*Bogies!
Category:Food
Category:Bodily functions
Category:Things that make Baby Jesus cry
Category:Anatomy
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Snuff

Snuff (also known as price, prell, dirt and shit) is a kind of tobacco. 
This rare form of tobacco is mainly sold and consumed in the scandinavian countries of Norway and Sweden. There are many stories regarding where the snuff first was developed. Do your research . Rectal usage is considered by many to be the most pleasurable but controversial form of using the product.
== How to use it and flavors ==
For maximum effect, the Snuff has to be put between your upper lip and your gum. You need to have it there from several minutes to an hour. Of course, you can choose where to put it. Some people say that if you use it for more than five hours,It comes in different flavors like tobacco, strawberry, coffee, cheese, vanilla, coca-cola, tobacco, banana and tobacco. New flavors are discovered all the time. An inside man in the company Skrufsnuff saying that they're trying to make a snuff with BBQ flavor. There are many different snuff companies such as Skrufsnuff, General, Sauerkraut, Hardsnuff, Göteborg Rape, Tre Ankor etc.
== Loose snuff/Baking snuff == 
There are two different types of snuff. First we have the loose snuff/baking snuff (make-it-yourself snuff). This snuff smells like cowshit and comes in boxes which weigh about 50 p. To use it you have to take some snuff out of the box and try to form it into a barrel. You do so by trying to squeeze the snuff together with your hands. This barrel should not be less than 6 inches wide and 10 inches long. If your lip's not bigger than an average sized car, you're a pussy.
== Diapersnuff ==
The second type of snuff is portion snuff (often called diapersnuff). It's called so because the snuff comes in small teabags which can be confused with small diapers. This type of snuff is often used by girls. People who use this type of snuff is scared to get their hands dirty when they make the original make-it-yourself snuff. 
== Facts ==
* No danger to your health except mouth-cancer, teeth falling out and a rotten gum.
* In Norway 900 000 people, 60 000 sami, 450 000 moose, 392 000 illegal immigrants and 2000 polar bears use snuff daily. A few use snuff only at parties (this is called partysnuffing).
* More women than men use snuff.
* Swedens main export to Norway is snuff, Moomins (primarily exported from Finland) and immigrants.
* Snuff is sometimes used in beer to get an unusual flavor.
* Winnie the Pooh claims that he has used snuff twice.
* Bruce Willis and Saddam Hussein are some of the familiar faces who use snuff on a daily basis.
* Even though snuff is illegal in Chinaland, smuggling of this tobacco is one of Chinalands biggest issues.
* Winston Churchill said once; "Ten snuffs a day, is better than one cigar in a lifetime".
* Grab some snuff and watch a snuff video, the effects are pretty unique. 
* The act of inserting snuff into the rectal opening is a popular activity in gay circles.
* Snuff can result in growth of a second head.
Category:Drugs
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