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So one day, I was wondering around, minding my own business, when a old man bumped into me, I thought it was rude and cliché as it reminded me of clichépasta when people bumped into someone and dropping something, stuff like that, when I realised a thumb drive. I picked it up to give back to the old man, but he just disappeared, and just like that, it felt like a clichépasta as I took the thumb drive home. When I went home, I noticed a piece of tape that said, "James666.avi jpeg" I thought that it was a cursed or some horrifying thing happening with Thomas the train, my favourite childhood show. So I put it into my computer and a file started to download, just like the piece of tape had said, it was James666.avi jpeg. When it finished downloading, I clicked on the file and in there was a video and a jpeg picture, I first clicked on the picture, it show a man, standing beside James, but James's eye was black and the pupils was red and bleeding, but the eyes and the pupils looked like it was made on ms paint, then I clicked on the video, it was a Thomas the train episode, a lost one, and it looked like a VHS tape video. The video started, but it mainly focused on James, and the camera movement was bad, as it kept zooming in and out on random spots of James when James was on the camera, besides that, it played the instrumental version of the theme song. Then the episode started, the title card appeared, it was James.avi.jpeg, and it glitched away, then episode started, and oh boy was I was in for. The episode started for real this time, and it showed James being sad and was sobbing, his sobbing sounded really realistic, it sounded more like the voice actor was crying, depressed and mourning over something, the camera zoomed into the place James was in, there was kids playing with a ball and they were bouncing the ball off James, it showed the kids playing with the ball for 5 whole minutes before one of them said, "Hey Albert, how about we try driving James." The other kid, whom name is Albert, said nervously, "But that's dangerous, we could get into a lot of trouble and our parents would lash punishment out on us!" "Who cares, at least we can say James let us drive him." Exclaimed Albert's friend. Albert's friend dragged Albert along with him and started to drive James, "W-who's driving me?" Said James, and Albert's friend said proudly,"Me, your new train driver, kart" "M-mr kart, your just a kid, why are you driving me, it's very dangerous!" Said James, but Kart didn't listen, and continue to drive. Everything was going well until Albert told Kart to stop as he was scared. "Don't be such a wuss, we've been doing crazy things like this, am I right" said kart, as he was making James go up a mountain, just then, kart want James to stop but he didn't know how, "How do I stop it?" Said Kart nervously as James was getting higher by the minute, " there should be a lever to break." Said James, but just then, James stopped and started to go backwards. "W-what's going on?" Said a rather scared kart, as James was going extremely fast, and in a blink of an eye, James flew off the tracks and tumble down the mountain, it showed the kids tumbling down too, and an explosion sound happened, it cut to James, dismembered, there was also kids limbs and body parts everywhere, and there was a lot of blood, then it ended abruptly, it showed a black screen, then James with the ms paint black eyes and red, bleeding pupils jumpscared me out of the blue, and the video ended there. I was shocked that a episode of Thomas the train existed, so I emailed the hit company and they replied with, "Dear (name I'm not telling), we're very sorry about the video, apparently, it was made from a man, who just came out from the asylum, and he was mentally ill, he sent us this video and a photo through a thumb drive, again, we're very sorry that your childhood was ruined. -Sincerely, H.I.T co" After this incident, I took the thumb drive and threw it outside, never to be seen again. The only thing I hope is that nobody finds the thumb drive ever.
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