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McDonald's Trollburger

Imagine. Imagine being served a hamburger, but instead of it tasting good, it makes you want to throw up and commit virtual suicide. That's the McDonald's Trollburger.
It's basically 18 all-beef patties stacked together, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, tomatoes, mayonnaise, tartar sauce, ketchup, mustard, horseradish, hot sauce, mashed potatoes, sour cream, bacon, barbecue sauce, peanut butter, chocolate spread, ranch dressing, blue cheese, swiss cheese, cheddar cheese, goat cheese, applesauce, maple syrup, mushrooms, steak sauce, onion rings, fried eggs, whipped cream, rice, pickle relish, vanilla pudding, olives, banana peppers, spinach, baked beans, shrimp, pork chops, carrots, and a bunch of other CRAP squashed together between two sesame seed buns. What the fuck were they thinking?
I tried this nasty abomination during a test market, and it was as bad as it sounds. I definitely couldn't eat the burger all together.. I had to keep splitting it up. The ingredients, like I said before, made me want to throw up. Who puts apple sauce with ranch dressing? I couldn't believe it.
Then, the McDonald's rep asked me if the Trollburger was to my liking. I told him it was the worst thing I've ever eaten. He frowned at me and snapped his fingers, and told his people to send "him" in. Who was "him"??
In moments, PATRIXXX walked through the door and grabbed the remains of my Trollburger, and ate it all in one bite!! He said it was delicious. Then, he said that I won a free sandwich. It turned out to be a knuckle sandwich!
PATRIXXX started beating me up and knocking me all over the room in a rage. Then I realized something. This wasn't PATRIXXX. It was EVIL PATRIXXX! He beat the ever-loving shit out of me... and whirled me to the floor one last time before I got knocked out.
I'm writing this from the hospital. I barely survived. Every time I think of the Trollburger, I get sick, and feel EVIL PATRIXXX's punches all over my body...
...fuck you... McDonald's...
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McDonalds Phreaky Phantom

The other night I went to McDonalds, seeking some food to shorten my life expectancy substantially. Well the joke was on me - for what I was about to see, would shit me up worse than the food barrelling around my intestines like a pinball machine - except it's not fun like pinball, there were no pins, and I have no balls.
I was turning to leave when I noticed the inhuman glow emanating from the cashier, as though the meat he had just served me was not a defrosted slice of mashed cow, but farmed from the Elephant's Foot itself. I quickly realised the truth: he was a SPOOKY GHOST, not of this world, like Bloody Mary, or Casper, or Tommy Wiseau.
"Let me out," I cried - but to my horror, the doors were sealed shut. I watched with laxative terror as his hellacious hand hovered over the cheese dispenser.
"Please," I begged, to no avail
Then suddenly what the when the cheese sauce began to flow in to the roome
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McJuggerNuggets Psycho Videos That Will Never Happen

*Psycho Dad Kills Girlfriend
*Psycho Dad Runs Over Gold Play Button With Car
*Psycho Kid Slaughters Dad
*Psycho Dads Halloween Bloodbath
*Psycho Dad Destroys Wii U
*Psycho Dad Bombs Psycho Kids Video Games
*Psycho Kid Burns Down House
*Psycho Dad Kills Psycho Kid
*Psycho Girlfriend Breaks IPhone
*Psycho Dog Devours Psycho Kid
*Psycho Germs Infect Psycho Dad
*Psycho Dad Gets Ebola
*Psycho Dad Dies
*Psycho Dad Death Party
*Psycho Kid Has Sex With Psycho Girlfriend
*Psycho Brother Walks in To Find Psycho Kid Having Sex With Psycho Girlfriend
*Psycho Mom Smashes Psycho Brothers Skull
*Psycho Brother's Funeral
*Psycho Kids Party
*Psycho Mom Grounds Psycho Kid
*Psycho Kid Kills Mom
*Psycho Kid Becomes Orphan
*Psycho Kid Starves
*Psycho Dad Gets Eaten By Shark
*Psycho Dad Finally Dies
*Psycho Mom Saves Psycho Kids Life
*Psycho Dad Gets Haunted By Ghosts
*Psycho Kid Kills Dad
*Psycho Dad Dies In Plane Crash
*Psycho Dad Is Revived By Psycho Sorcerer
*Psycho Sorcerer Is Murdered By Psycho Dad
*Psycho Dad Buys An AK-47
*Psycho Kid Breaks AK-47
*Psycho Dad Dies Of A Heart Attack
*Psycho Kid Slips In The Salty Spatoon
*Psycho Dad Is Murdered By Psycho Mom
*Psycho Editor Edits A Trollpasta
*Psycho Kid Takes Psycho Dad to Jurassic World
*Psycho Dad Gets Eaten By Dinosaur
*Psycho Dinosaur Poops Out Psycho Dad
*Psycho Uncle Kills Psycho Dad and Psycho Kid Shoots his Friend and then Psycho Kid Commits Suicide
*Psycho Kid remakes Call of Duty: Columbine
*Psycho Kid Has A Child With A Mexican Serial Killer
*Psycho Dad Gets Sucked into a Black Hole
*Psycho Kid Commits Suicide
*Psycho Dad gets fucked by an octopus.
*Psycho Dad Bombs the White House
*Psycho Family Funeral
*Psycho Dad Finds Out The Psycho Videos Are Fake
*Psycho Dad Saves The Kids
*Psycho Kid Joins The KKK
*Psycho Uncle Gets Really Really High Then Shoots Up A School
*Psycho Kid Is Haunted By The Ghost Of Psycho Dad
*Psycho Dad Becomes Normal
*Psycho Dad Goes to Psycho School
*Psycho Kid Gets a Psycho Dick
*Psycho Dad arrested then killed in Prison
*Psycho Dad vs Godzilla
*Psycho Dad destroys Russia
*Psycho Dad goes to Mexico
*Psycho Dad, but every second is the whole bee movie script
*Psycho the Dadhog 06
*Psychonado
*Psycho Dad goes to jail for 13 seconds
*PsyDad's Oppa fuckin Dad Style
*Psycho Dad sends psycho Kid to a concentration camp
*We are number one, but every "one" is replaced with a psycho dad video
*Psycho Dad preforms exorcism on a shark with AIDS
*Psycho Kid vs Godzilla
*Psycho World
*Psycho Park
*Psycho Kid vs Kong
*Psychozilla
*Psycho Mom vs Mothra
*Psycho Dad Destroys The World
*Psychopocalypse
*Psycho Dad vs T. rex
*Psycho Mom vs Indominus rex
*Psycho Dad falls down to Hell
*A Psycho Carol
*Psycho Dad Kills Uncle Larry
*Psycho Dad destroys Nintendo Swtich
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Mcdonalds Theory

Over the process of the last decade, we have been met with a Small Box of open happiness and the nice, mouth watering taste of fake meat that we enjoyed even now when It has been exchanged with the real Meats. Point is, It is Memorable. 
After a few years, growing into the Man I am now I have realized that McDonald's would be hiding something big. Being in business for this time and changing it all for pleasure may be just kind service, or a cover up scheme.
The government is working on a Zombie Creation injection to give infinite life. They called this "Peenus." It was titled that because of the Creator, "Seue k. Peenus!" Overtime, This would be made to live infinite lives which ended up creating a Zombie.
McDonalds, Illuminati, and the Government are combining their force to create the Apocalypse for a New World! McDonalds fattening the People up would stop them from running, thus allowing an easy kill. As for the non meat eaters, They appeal to Fake Vegan Burgers also!
How do I know this? Because I use to be an intern at Nickolodeon, The Guy's working on Spongebob were watching some kind of Evil Squidward video. On the otherhand, I was organizing Apples when the Apples formed into the Words, "McDonalds, Illuminati, and the Government are combining their force to create the Apocalypse for a New World! McDonalds fattening the People up would stop them from running, thus allowing an easy kill. As for the non meat eaters, They appeal to Fake Vegan Burgers also!"
Funniest part was how there were only 5 Apples.
Prepare yourself immediatly! It is all Ogre now...
The End! (plz dont sue, its only a joke.)
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Me

Do you know your friends? Your family? You'd think you would, wouldn't you? Go on, go see your friend today. Maybe look at their photo. Look a little closer. There has got to be something about them that shares a common feature... Maybe it's so insignificant that it's practically unnoticeable to the untrained eye. Just keep looking, maybe you'll find it some day. But here's a little clue. It starts in "M" and ends with "E".
Yes that's right, it is me. I am a part of everybody of this planet. I am everybody. Except for you. You are my little experiment. You are reading this now thinking "This is stupid". I am informing you so one day you will believe me. When your time has expired. When I've become bored of you. What happens to you, you ask? No body, no me, knows. Perhaps exiled to another dimension. Banished to another universe? Perhaps. There's one thing I know. I'm watching you.
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Me And Pewds.exe

Jantember 45, 1967
I was on my computer L8 at night watching Pewdipie's Skate 3 videos. Suddenly, a pop-up happened and it said, "Good New Fun Happy Play Super Mario 3D Party World 5, Good Condition, $5!" It seemed legit so I clicked it. It gave me a number to call, I did and Brad Pitt answered, "You would like game?", he asked in a soothing tone. "Fuck you, game plz!", I said. Then, a hand reached out of the phone and reached in to my pocket. "There should be good enough money in heeere.", he whispered softly. He grabbed my wallet and took it back in to the phone. Freddy Fazbear came in to my room and threw the game at me. It hit me in the head leaving a huge bump. On the way out, he threw my dog at a plane. It was getting too spooky for me, so I went to bed with the game in my arms. The next morning, I put the game in my X-Station 64 Apple Mega Drive. The letters on the title screen said, "LIVE"! I used my Shreklock Holmes skills and putted it backedards. "EVIL?!", me exclaimed loudly.
Jantember 47, 1967
I was stuffing my mouth with bubble gum, (trying to choke myself to death), when I decided to play the game from the day before that had Mario and shit. But before I could shove in the game, I had been called! My phone went, "BRINGA DONG DING!". I picked it up, it was guy who selled me game with Mario and shit! "GAME IS EVIL! IT KILLED MY 72 YEAR OLD SON!", he yelled, then static. I dud not played game tooday.
Jantember 48, 1967
I had much good courage to play game tooday! I turned on console and played game. Title screen was much goodness and normality! I clicked, "PLAY NEW GAME, BITCH!". Game had start. Sanic was standing there as in any normal Mario game snd he licked his armpit. "UR 2 SLOW!", he much screamed and then static. I reset game and it showed bloody Sanic and bloody Shrek and bloody Timmy Turner and bloody Apple Jack and bloody Toboscus! I had been panic! Much screams from game happendd upon my buttox!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!
Jantember 49, 1967
I turned on game, it was same as reel game! I had much of fun and gayms! But, Suddenly, Pewds popped out and we played together and had sleep over! Then I died and wrote this story.
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Mean Bean

I was sitting at home one night alone watching my favorite TV show of all time, Mr. Bean, when suddenly my TV starting acting weird and I got up and hit it to try and fix it - that's when things got really weird.
You see, once the TV returned to normal I saw Mr. Bean suddenly appear on his bed naked and covered in blood, doing unspeakable things to Teddy - all the while he was screaming in a high-pitched voice "TEDDY! TEDDY!".
Then the TV turned off and I felt like something weird had happened but wasn't sure.
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Meat

You loved every minute of it.
You loved every minute of biting into the warm, fresh skin.
You loved it how the delicious, hot flesh seemed to expand once you sunk your venomous, lustful teeth into its meat.
You loved it how you descended on it with your knife, cutting and slicing and dashing and hacking and spewing its juices all about your vicinity as you watched the dead slab of meat sizzle, scorching hot as your lips curled into a thin, satisfied smile, your mouth burning for more.
You brought down your knife again, slicing another piece of flesh clean in half, spewing a dark red, liquid substance all over your clothing, lapping up the remaining substance with utter delight, your clothing absorbing it as you continued to bite down into the sizzling fat, licking up every last chunk of edible meat on the dead pile.
You looked down at your half eaten prey, not yet satisfied. You were still hungry. Licking your lips in anticipation, you swooped down again, hacking off one final piece of flesh from it, before you ravenously and greedily shoved the remaining slab down your throat, biting and cutting and gnawing the dead hell out of the prey, your filthy lips, teeth, and tongue becoming soaked with red liquid, dripping and oozing down your chin as you coughed up a few chunks of flesh.
You were satisfied. The deed was finally done, and you let out a filthy belch, suckling the remaining liquid from your fingers. You enjoyed every minute of it.
You fucking sicko. You enjoyed every minute of it.
You enjoyed every minute of devouring that delicious fancy sirloin steak at Louie's Restaurant, complete with a lovely topping of ketchup, and a side order of marvelous crispy french fries.
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Meathead.exe

One day, my father hung himself. That same day, my brother fucked a large beef wellington and got autism. My sister, unfortunately, managed to walk after 10 years of being fully able to walk, and my mother, took a shit in a river where it was illegal. I then got touched on my shoulder by someone I didn't understand. As I looked around, a man swiftly handed me a 100MB floppy disk containing a 1GB in size file called 'meathead.exe'. 
I walked into my fathers old house, and walked downstairs to his attic. I put th floppy disk into his old iPad, and ran the file. The Windows 9 jingle played. Now this was very scary because Windows 9 isn't real. 
I played the file and got prompted with the User Account Control window. I don't know the password so I had to ask my dad. Luckily he gave it to me. 
I installed the file onto the PC. I got a warning message saying this type of file could harm my Mac, but I didn't care. When the install finished, Windows Defender said that it has been uninstalled and no other anti viruses can be installed anymore. I was very shocked.
Someone then came up behind me and stroked my frontal lobe very sexually. I turned around and it was Paddy McGuinness himself. He said to me "I'm a fire truck, so tell me when to stop...". He made his way down my body, until he was to close to my dick. I told him stop, and he said "Firetrucks don't stop for red lights...". 
He then swiftly hammered me against the couch that I was sitting on and said to me "You remind me of my big toe, becuase I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I know".
Paddy McGuinness and I proceeded to fuck. He then took away the USB stick from the iPad, and hyper realistically had his period on my face. It was a sad day.
i never found out what was on meathead.exe.
Extracted from the Testament before the Old Testament
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Meatspin

I'm sure we all remember Meatspin, that prank site where it shows a guy being screwed in the booty hole as his penis swings around as "You Spin Me Right 'Round" plays. But there's much more to it than anyone knows. It's actually demonic, and this is where my story starts.
I was bored and searching for something to do, when I thought of Meatspin, I then got an idea, to see if anything happened when you hit 1000 spins, I knew it was going to take all of my strength to do it, but I  was gonna find out. So I went to the Meatspin website and low and behold the familiar song and animation played, I watched for a long time, I dunno how long, I just remember the spin count. 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 658, 659, 666....that's when I saw the gates of hell open up...
I watched the screen as the image CHANGED, instead of the normal penis in the guy's booty-hole there was blood gushing out, everything had gotten redder as the man's penis was replaced by a weird piece of intestine or something, swinging around. The music was gone, and was replaced by loud screaming, the counter did not change...
I tried to exit the page but it would not let me, I just watched in horror before it then went black and my computer crashed into a blue screen of death. I then heard something behind me...
I turned around and saw a...at the time seemingly ugly demon. He grabbed me and ripped my clothes off before shoving my against the bed forcefully, I had no way to escape as he shoved his ding dong into my booty-hole. At the time it was painful and traumatizing, but in hind sight it was the most wonderful thing ever, I quickly submitted and his beautifulness still visits me to this day, so that we can have fun together...forever.
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Mechanically Charged Demon Product

This is a true story!
I was sitting in my house watching television when all of a sudden there was this commercial for something. It was about a "Mechanically Charged Product" described as fulfilling anyone's most primal desires, while brightly colored mascots danced to the tune of DATA EXPUNGED. I called the number at the end and there was a bright flash. Suddenly I had the MCP on my lap. I opened it and it screamed at me and then I was Ultros from Final Fantasy VI.
Seafood soup.
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Meeting a Truck

I remember it was the summer '06. Some friends and I had been on the road for a couple of weeks. Just travelling around, little bit of a road trip. Stopping off where we felt. Going to lots of pubs, clubs, parties, etc. Anyway one night we set out from our motel room to go to a nearby bar. We get there and it's fairly quiet. We had a few drinks but decided it was kinda boring and we were going to find some place else to drink for the night. Then just as we're leaving, she caught my eye. Across the room was the most beautiful truck I've ever seen. 87 model, was wearing a 200 gallon mixer tank, you know the kind. She had tyres that went on for days. A part of me was ready to leave already. But a part of me knew that if I didn't at least talk to her I'd regret it. I downed the last of my drink to get a little Dutch courage, then I made my move. I walked up to her and said, "Hi." Girls like this usually don't give me the time of day. But something was different this time. I don't know what it it was, if she was in a different mood cos she was on holidays, too, or if I was just in the zone that night or what. But much to my surprise she was totally into me. Every smile was met with a flash of her headlights, every joke was met with a honk of her horn. She was into me, it was time to close it. "Would you like to join me at my room?" I really had gone too far ths time. But instead I hear, "Sure, let's go." I couldn't believe it. It was on. The sexiest truck I've ever seen and she wants to have sex with me! Unbelievable! We get back to my room, make out for a while then made passionate love. The next day she headed off back home to work in a strip mine. She gave me her email address and we still keep in contact from time to time. But that was the best night of my life and I'll never forget her.
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Mega-Mon

One day, A boy named Joshua was doing a school project with two friends, David, and Dalton. They rarley did work, but just mess around. But one day, Joshua found a DS game, called "Shrek's Carnival Craze." Later that day, he popped the game into his old, broken DSLite, and booted the game. He had never played the game, and it didn't look like shrek, because he had seen all four movies.
The game had a Pokemon feel to it. There was only one save file, Like in most Pokemon games. It said "Drew," Who was this really weird kid in their class. He selected the game file and saw that he was in a room not from pokemon, But characters looked like as if they were.
The maps only had a few sprites, One known as "Frank" in-game, Child, Teen, Adult and Render. The render was just a few colors, And the child to adult looked similar. He entered a house like structure, And saw coffins. You could not interact with anything in the room, But one coffin.
It would open, Playing a scratching noise, Known as "Static" in the files. In there would be a body or a thing smaller than the Child NPC. He then saved the game, And booted the files on to his small ASUS netbook. The files were prganized as so: Images, Static_data, Size.dicx, And Static.wav in that order. He tried opening the static.wav folder. It opened up in iTunes, And he was wearing his headset with the volume turned to high, And so it made him jump.
The audio was just static, With a faint voice at the end. So, Then he tried opening up the Static_data folder. Inside was d00, Then e00, And then two audio files, Which he was hesitant to play. But then, They simplily just didn't work. He tried opening them in Audacity, And nothing happened. He opened the image folder.
He saw sprites of things that could have been done by a four year-old, Like on called Donnysprite.png which was just a circle with a face. He saw a folder called "DeadSprites" and clicked it. There were images that looked unusual, Like Robot.png, Nick.png, HeadBash.png, Which caught his attention.
But under that was a folder called "Noshow.jar" which had the usual .jar file logo. He opened in in Archive Manager and it had seven png files. He saw the name "render.png" and saw the same on from earlier. Just under that he saw a image called Suffocatedbaby.png. He opened it looked like a naked, Eyeless baby. He wasn't too shocked, From him being a weird ass little child. 
But then he saw a image, Which said "Popup.png" and was a African American man's head, With a knife. The same was in popup2. But it was just changed to be solid black. He then saw the coffin texture from earlier. He decided to try to play the game in his DS again, Before getting rid of it.
But right when he hit Eject, the external drive that read the cartrage made a grounding noise, and the power went out for just about twenty seconds. The next day at school. He asked Dalton if he had a power outage, And he said no. And so did the other twenty-five students in the gym class. He took the game, Walked up to Drew, bitch-slapped him, And threw the game at him.
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