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BillNyeExplosion.avi

Probably everyone who loved Disney Channel in the 90's knew Bill Nye. Bill Nye was an actor who directed and starred in an educational show called "Bill Nye The Science Guy". After at least 100 Episodes, "Bill Nye The Science Guy" was cancelled. It wasn't until 1997 when they first made the episodes available on the Discovery Channel.
I decided to have a little nostalgia and watch a video from the old show. I had gone onto the website, and started watching a video titled "BillNyeExplosion.avi". Thinking it was the title for the science they were doing, explosions and gunpowder and the sort, I clicked play. It started with a normal theme song, "Bill Bill Bill! Bill Nye the Science Guy!" And the screen cut to Bill Nye. He said "Hello Everyone. Today we are going to learn about explosions!" He revealed a large can behind him.
He first took a bottle of vinegar, and put some oil in. He then lit it with a match. As the match went into the the can, the camera went off and was blown away by trash. It then went into a Technical Difficulties Screen, showing Bill's severed head as the model. The body parts were everywhere, including the cameramen and Bill Nye. As the Camera zoomed in to Bill's head, it was barely recognizable. It showed half of his face blown off by the deadly vinegar explosion, and his eye sockets empty. I took the screenshot above to show you what it looked like before showing Bill's head. All of the body parts were mangled and dirty, and blown to pieces as the last remaining molecules heated up and exploded in a big bang, destroying the camera.
As they cut to another camera, it showed kids rocking in the corner and muttering nonsense to themselves after seeing Bill Nye blown to pieces. Soon after closing the Windows Media Player, the Bill Nye Video vanished, leaving nothing but an error in its place.
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Billions of People

According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days).
Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.
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Billy and the Sopranos

Billy was a one of a kind boy. Billy was so edgy, he loved going to the opera and listening to sopranos. He ate hamburgers sometimes while he was there and even once had a cup of orange juice. I know, right, what a monster. Sometimes, I wonder what's wrong with that boy. He's nothing like his father y'know. If only I liked orange juice.
"Hi Mr. Phantom of the Opera! Do you want to share a glass of wine over dinner tomorrow?" Billy says hesitant because of his love for white wine.
"Sure, it better be red wine, though or else you're dead and I'll tell all of your friends about that time you stared at my clock while furiously embracing your mighty breasts. That's right, I knew. I fucking knew Billy I'm like a fucking hawk, Billy I know shit you can't even imagine, Billy." The Phantom says before being cut off by Billy.
"Why are you repeating my name so often Mr. Phantom" Billy asks in the middle of the Phantom's paragraph.
"OH LOOK AT ME! I'm Billy, I like eating hamburgers like the non scarred faced human being I am. I'M SO FUCKING GREAT" The phantom states while embracing the young man.
"Mr. Phantom, you seem to have a bunch of repressed anger. You should go to a therapist" Billy replies
"Yeah well you can have a cold glass of go fuck yourself. Also, don't forget that red wine." The Phantom screams as he heads to Billy's home.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT RED WHINE, BILLY. Do I look like a bitch, Billy? I'M SORRY, did I break your concentration?" the Phantom yells whilst flipping a table
"I think the author is blatantly ripping off of Pulp Fiction, Mr. Phantom" Billy says while he drops down to pick up the table. He repeatedly hits his head. What a surprise, right? Like, for real, what are the chances of that happening?"
"THAT FUCKER ISN'T EVEN QUOTING IT CORRECTLY." The phantom yells angrily (what a surprise, am I right)
"Hey, I'm trying my best here, I haven't seen that movie in forever, dude" I say attempting to make excuses while my beautiful body radiates a golden energy that most would tremble in front of.
"I'M NOT EVEN YOUR CHARACTER YOU ASSHOLE. Also, don't fucking sass me with that what a surprise shit." he says in a calm voice befitting his glorious personality.
"ALL I WANTED WAS A NICE DINNER WITH THE PHANTOM YOU ASSHOLE. But no, he's got more anger than the fucking hulk you asshat." Billy yells at me. (that hurts, dude)
They then had a beautiful evening and have been together since. The end.
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Bio-Infest

Have you ever seen the bio-infest? It lives in most houses. It lays dormant until you are and comes out of the wall. In ancient times this thing would kill you in one sting, and it would give you immense pain.
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==BIO-FEST?==
When it comes out you have a 1 in 1000 chance of getting stung. When it stings you, you won't notice it at first. This will look like a normal mosquito bite. The next day it will start to itch like a bitch. Don't scratch it or you will make it worse, well it doesn't matter you'll still die. If you do scratch your fingers will get infected. After an hour or two you will start to see this is not a normal bite.
==SYMPTOMS AND THE IRONY==
Your skin will start to peel off, and if you spread it on your fingers your nails will fall off. When you call the doctor and he/she comes over he will say~ There is nothing to worry about you will be fine~. He/she knows, in fact they all know of the symptoms but won't say what is wrong. After another two hours your vision will blur and heart beat rate will increase. Now don't fall asleep because if you do, you will wake up super glued to your bed. Yes your skin will be all sticky and feel like paste.
==SYMPTOMS CONTINUED==
After two more hours your weight will drastically go down, you will be able to feel your ribs against your skin. It will feel like a tight jacket that will keep getting smaller until your sticky skin finally rips (stick depending on if you fell asleep). Soon you will be nothing but bones, muscles, and organs.
==WHEN YOU ARE DEAD==
When it had stung you it had left a chemical that would tell it if you were dead or not. Once you are dead it will nest in your organs and have 10-40 offspring. It will only take a day or two for it to eat all your internal organs.
==AFTER YOU ARE DEAD==
When it's done it will move on to your family. The offspring will peel through the skin and eat them from the inside. They will even eat the bone, then when they are done they will hibernate once
==THE CONTROVERSY==
After this the doctor will come back to file a report claiming that there were no owners in this house the day before. The doctor will then send it to the national health agency in the area and from there will send a note to the official government. You and your family will soon be noted as missing. The reason for this is... Well who wants to live in a house after this? So watch out when you go to sleep...
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Biohazard

Hello, my name is Evan Steingrad.
I'm a highly experienced biologist that works in an underground facility in [REDACTED].
It was a stormy day, I had to get to work quickly to complete the Animal Disease Autopsy for our company's Animal Disease Research Test of 2011.
I got to work at around 7:30 AM. No one was there, which was odd because my friend, Martin, was ALWAYS there before me. I guess he was late. I was getting to my station when I saw one of the chemical delivering pipes were ruptured. I was getting upset and nervous at this point because I had no idea how that happened. I immediately ran around trying to look for some type of sealing. And found some waterproof ducktape in the cabinets, and pulled it out quickly, got my mask on, and went to seal it up.
Completely forgetting about the pipe puncture, (that kind of stuff happens to us all the time) I got into the autopsy room and went to the fridge to pull the pig out, and set the pig on the table carefully. I was getting angry that no one was coming since it was already 8:25 AM. But then I checked the Shift Status, I was the only one in today.
I got my Hazmat suit on, then started walking to the autopsy room. I opened the door and got started. I injected the worms into the heart which was very disturbing to see, but I got used to it. Let the pig set for about three hours. I came back in the room, to see something very odd. The heart of the pig was expanding rapidly, I was getting paranoid, wanting to leave the room. But I was so interested into what was happening. Little knowing how fast the heart was expanding it suddenly stopped... SPLAT! I fell to the floor and hit my head. I became unconscious. Waking up to see blood and mucus all over the floor, walls and me, I constantly vomited at the sight. Looking back at the body, I started seeing little moving things. Some sort of giant larvae were popping out one by one out of different organs. I threw up several times again. The unknown larvae started to shimmy up my body, still barely conscious, I tried to get them off. One was on my face and seemed to try to get in my mouth, I stood quickly and started out the door, but I couldn't open the door, looking back there was more than I saw before, I was getting more sick at the sight my legs began to become wobbly. The larvae started to head to the fridge and started to chew on the other corpses. I quickly got my keys and ran out the door.
Frantically trying to type the code for the security door, I got it opened. I ran into the hallway to warn the administrator. I opened the door and he was sitting on a chair facing a laptop, I turned the chair around to see his own face was violently chewed up and mauled to the center where I could see the jaw exposed. I looked up, and there saw a crowd of larvae crawling from the vent.
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Bioshock Infinite

Now don't get me wrong Bioshock Infinite is an amazing game. I had just got the game from my local play'n trade brand new as well. So there's none of that oh I got it for free, or off some old guy.
Anyways during the game you progress through certain areas. I had just made it to the market district I was pretty excited. I had just walked into a corner where an African American couple were sitting. Then some police came over and forced them to play Russian roulette.
At this time the male went first screamed then pulled the trigger. The game showed its animation for the head being blown off. Nonetheless I was creeped out by this. The female picked up the gun and aimed at one of the cops. His partner drew and shot until he knew she was dead and they walked off. While walking off one muttered stupid people. I remember being in shock I knew the game had some racism. Yet nothing can prepare you for what I saw there. I continued on, bothered but wanting to finish what I started. I went through the game with nothing else going wrong.
Soon after I remember the couple I did some research. I found out a similar event had happened to a couple on their anniversary. I tweeted my story to Kev Levine. He denied the couple being in the game and any knowledge to the similarities to the real life couple. I went back gathered footage and posted it on YouTube. Many saw it before it was taken down shortly after my account was deleted. My camera shorted out and I lost the footage.
Trust me though you wouldn't want to see it and go through hell. As far as I know they weren't found in any other person's let's play of Infinite. Now would you kindly let me rest after all it's lights out.
*Warden walks in*
Nurse help me he's having the visions again hurry we're losing him.
*short newspaper excerpt*
crazed man dies of a heart attack late last night.
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Birthday Mystery

Your blind folded siting on a wooden stool. You wait, but your not sure why. Your very impatient, and it feels like you've been here forever. You can hear the quiet buzzing of the light in the room. Then suddenly the light turns off. You know you weren't in the room alone. You hear the creak of someone walking up behind you. The thunk of porcelain on wood in front of you. The, from behind, someone removes your blindfold. "Happy Birthday" everyone in the room says. Oh god, you think to yourself. You hate birthday parties, even your own. You blow out the candles on the cake with black icing. On the top, the words "Happy Birthday" are written in pink icing. The party starts and everyone comes up and wishes you a happy birthday. You never could understand why people celebrate the anniversary of the most traumatic experience in your life. You try to look for an excuse to get away, and it arrives in the form of a phone ringing. You leave the room to answer it, and find out its your dad. "I'm sorry can't be at your birthday party, I'm really busy with work" he says. It's not like you cared. You hear the sound of the doorbell ringing, and go to answer it. It's your dad. "I thought you said you were busy with work" you tell him. He is confused and says "I lost my job last week."
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?
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Bite of 1987 FNAF Theroy

Golden Freddy is pulling the strings. Who brought life to the evil robot's? I think Golden Freddy did it. We all know Foxy caused the bite of 1987 am I right? Foxy was some how controlled by Golden Freddy. Golden Freddy is not normal does he look like any other robot you've seen before? Another theory I have is when your playing Five nights at Freddy's 2 Night 6 The phone guy mentions a yellow suit...sound familiar? Through out Night 6 Watch out for Golden Freddy.
Golden Freddy wants to kill you because you've gotten so far in the game and none of the robot's have not killed you yet because you know everything. When you make it to Night 6 Golden Freddy sets the robots on regular mode which means they are going to kill you some how but not being controlled by Golden Freddy. Golden Freddy try's to kill you him self but we don't know how the player completed Night 6. This theory is short but this is what I believe...
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Biting Your Switch Copypasta

Does anyone else bite their Switch? This is not a shitpost, I really do this. I don't like to rage when I'm playing online, so when something really annoying happens and I get pissed, I try not to yell or punch something. Instead, I keep a straight face and I angrily bite into my switch for a few seconds until my anger is released. The best part of this is that Nintendo seems to have built the Switch with this in mind, because the plastic material seems completely resistant to my teeth. Legit, there are never teeth marks even mere minutes after the initial chomp. What I'm wondering is, does anyone else here do the same? Am I the only munching smash player? I hope I've inspired someone to try the same, it's a super good way to take your anger out without damaging anything or making noise!
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Bittersweet Memories

I use a nail clipper. You use a nail clipper. Everyone does, right? Well, I haven’t always used one. When I was little, my Dad used to tell me the only way to deal with long nails was to rip them off. He used a hand-operated machine from a past century to do it to me and my mother. He’s in jail now, I was told. I don’t walk around with bandages on my hands anymore.
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Black Album

What if you could have anything you wanted? What if you could get revenge on anyone who wronged you? What price would you pay? What would you sacrifice for this power? Your sanity? Friends? Family? Could you handle all that power? Probably not. But would that stop you? If you were smart than yes. Or would you?
The following dates have been removed and names have been changed in order to protect the innocent.
Peter Franklin had an ordinary life. He was a straight "A" student, above average IQ of 150, and he dreamed of becoming a detective, but he was not the only one. He had a rival. His name was Keirain Nite. Keirain was just as smart and eligeble as Peter. Keirain did things in his own little way though. So, in a way, he was better than Peter. Peter believed there was no easy way to do anything. Keirain looked for the easiest way to do everything. They were complete opposites. Peter vowed that he wouldn't lose to Keirain. Well, at this point, the year was almost over and Keirain had a better chance of getting an internship at the local police department. Peter was all out of options.
To calm his mind later, Peter was walking along the beach shore one Saturday when he spotted something black sticking out of the sand. He bent down and started to brush away the sand, revealing a black book. He turned it over in his hands. The front had a skull on it and the back was compleatly blank. He flipped through it. All the pages were completely blank. "I could use a new journal," thought Peter, so he brought the book home. The whole way home, Peter felt like someone was watching him.
==First Entry==
april XX, 20XX.
"FUCK! Why can't I win against Keirain? I am so much better than he is! He uses dirty methods to solve crimes. I follow the law! Like I'm supposed to! I wish I could win."
Peter then closed the book and put it in his nightstand drawer. The next morning, it was lying open with his words scrawled across the page. Underneath it was a diagram of the human body.
T.B.C.
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Black Christmas (2001)

Hi, my name is Jeff... and I found lost footage for a cancelled remake of Black Christmas, that was planned for the year 2001... I will now explain what happens in the footage...readers discretion is advised.
The footage starts with static, before clearing up a bit...however it was fuzzy... It starts with a close up of a man entering the bathroom, in an all-black spandex suit; with a long cape...and Party City Batman mask, with its ears cut-off.... the man was being played by Matthew Lillard. The VHS with the footage came with a cast list, and their roles. Matthew was playing the role of a character called... "Man".... Matthew looked around, what seemed to be a Walmart bathroom, as the lights were flickering; and the sound of a man screaming could be heard, slapping something on the wall. 
The sound came from the stall at the other end of the bathroom, as Matthew walked closer to the stall, walking around to avoid a turd in the middle of the floor of the room. Soon, Matthew reached the stall; and slowly opened the door...the camera would panel to a man...dressed up in a chicken costume, facing the wall...he had his penis out; slapping it on the wall with his own thrusts against the wall...soon the disturbed man stopped screaming; and turned to look at Lillard...the face turned to Lillard paused, as you can see his face under the cowl; was a face of shock, confusion, and disgust. As the camera turned back to the man, and with an autistic scream; the man ran towards Matthew in an attempted to attack him. Lillard proceeds to fight the chicken man, pulling out a gun at the end of the fight; and using it to shoot the chicken man dead. 
Soon Lillard would get knocked out by a baseball bat. As it was revealed the figure who knocked Lillard out was some random femboy furry, that was 2D animated. It was then revealed this was the femboy Furry's plan; to capture their senpai "Man"; The scene ended with the furry kidnapping Lillard as then static covered the screen... and the VHS ended.
But that was not the scariest part; as after I was done barfing with the disgust of what I had seen, I turned to see the 2012 version, of The Black Bat as he then knocked me out.
The End
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Black Christmas 2 (1981) Lost Film

Hi, I am Tommy Fred the 2nd. You maybe wondering "Why the fuck are you doing the bullshit you see in every fucking Creepypasta or Crappypasta or even fucking Trollpasta?".
and you know what, yes you already know what kind of story your reading if you are reading this or the fact that this story comes from the Trollpasta wiki. So get ready for another fucking bullshit story. So you know the 1974 Canadiana proto-slasher "Black Christmas", if you don't know. It is a underrated cult classic horror now consider one of the greatest horror movies of all time, and is considered a "proto-slasher" because it came out before "Halloween" blah blah blah. What you really need to know is its about a mentally ill man who sneaks into sorority house, and proceeds taunt them over disturbing phone-calls and kill them each one by one. The only thing left I can explain is the movies killer, it is a slasher after all. The killer is a mentally ill man like I said in plot summary, and his name is "Billy" though in the 1974 version (witch is important for this story) is not really clear who he is. You never really see the man really expect for a silhouette with a glimpse of one of his eyes when he kills the girl in the bedroom with a glass horse, the dude himself is pretty disturbing in the movie. Anyways if you want to know more, go watch a review on it or hell watch the movie your self. What matters is the fucking story you came here for. So I was on wish as I was looking for movies, I would then find a listing for a movie called "Black Christmas 2". I knew it couldn't be real, as there was never a sequel made for Black Christmas, in the description of the listing said it was a "Lost film" and that it was made in "1981", the same year Halloween II came out. Of course I know this was all bullshit, specially since the users name was "JevilR34" I knew this had to be bootleg. But because of the fact it was possibly a bootleg, I had to buy it just to see how bad and trash the film could possibly be, so I bought it. The next day I got knock at my door, and I opened it. There was fucking nobody, but there was a box. It was small so it must be the film, I opened it and yes it was. It was a VHS so I plugged up my VHS player, place the VHS inside. And then it blew the fuck up, yes that is the hole story. Just me and the time I almost saw another shitty Creepypasta type lost media, well that is the whole story the end.
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Black Death

Black Death
Where they go they won’t return;
To the ground the houses burn.
A crow’s face to shield from death;
‘Till they breathe their final breath.
An island to store them; the tainted population.
The crippled remains of once strong nation.
It’s pointless to cry and scream and run;
You’re departed regardless when the week is done.
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