Marco Stink

is a player for the Dallas Steaks, and has been with the team since Season 2, Day 18. Stink has previously played for the Kansas City Breath Mints.
==Official League Records==
Stink joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks on , Day 52, after the incineration of Lars Mendoza.
On , Day 4, Stink swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction.
On , Day 62, Stink was exchanged to the Kansas City Breath Mints due to Feedback. Stink was replaced by Dickerson Morse.
During the Coffee Cup, Stink played for the Milk Proxy Society as a pitcher.
On , Day 38, Stink's pitching ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Nagomi Mcdaniel in a game with Blooddrain weather.
On , Day 16, Stink's tenaciousness and laserlikeness were siphoned by Philly Pies pitcher Tiana Takahashi in a game with Blooddrain weather.
During , Stink was attacked by Consumers 2 times, defending once.
On , Day 56, Stink retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Bright Zimmerman at the Kansas City FreshDome via the Ratified . On Day 57, Stink rejoined the Breath Mints' lineup in exchange for Bright Zimmerman at the Kansas City FreshDome via the Ratified .
During the , Stink gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
On Season 2, Day 18, Stink fell to the Dallas Steaks during a game in Horizon (weather) weather, becoming Buried. 
==Biography==
Marco Stink began life as your average, everyday southern green stink bug, no different than the millions of others found in Texas. The Bug That Would Be was crawling through the outfield of Foreman Stadium one day, unaware of what was about to occur. When a rogue umpire incinerated the player standing above the stink bug, the ashes fell in a heap on top of the bug, latent umpirical energy coursing through what was once Lars Mendoza. As the small bug crawled from beneath the ashes, the incineration's energy combined with the remnants of Mendoza's will, infusing the insect. With each step, the stink bug grew in size, until he reached the size of a human. Standing up on his newly-powerful legs, the bug lifted Mendoza's glove from the ground and slid it onto his clawed hand. Looking at the other players, he said, "Hey, I'm Marco! Let's play some ball!" When Stink showed up for the next game, players and fans saw that he was now wearing a multi-colored jester's cap. Asked about the unusual choice of headwear, he responded, "I know! Isn't it dashing!"
Stink's surges of athleticism have impressed the Dallas fans. Throughout his career, these feats have been attributed his supernatural aura, latent Mendoza genes, and his signature aroma ("like an oily peat campfire after the rain").
==Trivia==
*Refers to his bat as Mendoza's Will
*Is a fan of the Japanese reality TV show, Terrace House
*Warms up with a bat in each pair of hands before deciding which to bat with
*As a natural vegetarian, introduced the Steaks to the idea of watermelon steak
==Chants==
*What!
*Stink don’t stink!
*He eats seeds! He hits dingers!
*It’s not illegal for bugs! (when stealing)
*Stink bomb!
*Marco / Stinko
==Fan Works==
===Audio===
*Marco Stink (We Love That Bug) by Ian McCowan (valrus on Discord)
===Gallery===
File:WHAT.jpg|Marco Stink by @gaymaul
File:MarcoStink toasts.jpg|Marco Stink by @goatedtoasts
File:MarcoStink carter.jpg|Marco Stink by @CarterRouth
File:Skaterbug gaymaul.png|Skaterbug by @gaymaul
File:MarcoWHAT gaymaul.png|Marco Stink by @gaymaul
File:Marcohats gaymaul.png|The Hats of Marco Stink by @gaymaul
File:MarcoStink HetreaSky.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:MarcoCook gaymaul.png|Marco serving his Watermelon Steak by @gaymaul
File:Marco gaymaul.png|Marco Stink by @gaymaul
File:Jon and marco stink.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of a large bug standing upright next to an awkward looking man in a suit. The man is wearing orange arm warmers over his forearms, along with black sunglasses and an in-ear audio device. The bug is wearing a Kansas City Breath Mints Jersey. Text reads: from the bug: “Hey, nice hit, man! What!” And from Jon, the man: “Huh? What? Wh—where did you get that idea? Huh? What are you talking about? A hitman, that’s ridiculous.”|Marco Stink and Jon Halifax, by Cori
File:Babygirl gaymaul.jpg|Hewitt and Marco by @gaymaul
File:Chess gaymaul.jpg|Marco and Hewitt "playing" chess by @gaymaul
File:Pride gaymaul.jpg|Marco and Hewitt by @gaymaul
File:Trio gaymaul.jpg|Yeong-Ho Garcia, Hewitt Best, and Marco Stink by @gaymaul
Category:Buried Players
Category:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
Category:Nonhuman Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Category:Milk Proxy Society