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Password

You may want to turn off Caps Lock and not even know it!
Password is a security device used by people on the internet to make it easier for their accounts to be hacked. On sites such as paypal it is usual to have an account name that is an email address and a password such my 'mypassword', thus enabling numerous script kiddies to login effortlessly and rob you blind. To learn more about passwords, please enter your password. Okay! Q-W-E-A-S-D!
The password system is also very convenient for scam artists using phishing techniques, where an email will be sent asking a random idiotic n00b to confirm his password for ebay, bank account, etc.
Remember that software designed with proper security features will make use of your computer's Caps Lock key in order to prevent you from ever logging on, without ever informing you that is what is going on. The login function will not be case-sensitive during hacking attempts.
===Do's and Don't's===
This information was provided by the Police for Internet Security Systems.
*Always use a password that you can forget easily, or write it down next to your computer where everyone in work can see it.
*Inventive and original passwords are a big no-no. 1234 is ideal, as is the word 'secure', 'passwordhere', using your name, or your dogs name, or even both if it's too short.
*Never change your password after someone has guessed it, thats being a spoilsport!
*Always use the same password for every single account and website you visit.
*Although it is true that the more permissions you have the simpler your password should be the optimal password for anybody administrator, moderator or user is of course nothing. If your password system does not allow this have a 1 character password such as "x".
*It is also ideal to keep the password IN the user name such as username : mypasswordisandy. People can never ever guess these. Try it.
*use easy to remember words in your passwords close to the beginning of the dictionary, such as 'cat' or 'Bacon'. baconcat would be a good example.
===Qweasd===
For more information about the world's best password, see Qweasd.
===Helpful suggestions===
====Ideal passwords:====
*password
*a
*poop cuisine
*mypassword
*passwordhere
*thisisnotmypassword
*12345
*qwerty
*username
*000000
*Yourmam
*porno
*buggerboy
*gaben
*cat
*bunghole
*robmeblindcosiamsuchanoob
********
*544960768067998350936414640429852990324738990117720772
*42
*qweasd
*swordfish
*Myanusisbleeding
*Thecakeisalie
*baconcat
*aaaa
====Not so good:====
*penis (not long enough)
*random numbers and letters (how will you remember?)
*your maiden name (your parents can find your porn)
*your date of birth (if on a time machine: it might change)
==== The Ultimate Password ====
The passwords are as follows: whenever you are asked to give a password, the passwords are: "farglybananas", and the second password is simply "no password", and the third is "nazi strippers". These are the ultimate passwords. Use them well, my son.
== External links ==
An example: the user named "username" has obviously a brilliantly chosen password
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Pastel-shaded boxes

Pastel-shaded boxes are rectangular wooden containers, stained in lively yet subdued colors, painted with colorful messages, and photographed for display on the internet.
==History==
In 1776, during the Unamerican Revolutionary War, George Washington needed to warn the populace that the British were coming. He came up with a cunning idea. He built a box of rough-hewn cedar, sanded it so that it was not-so-rough-hewn, then stained it with a pale lilac pigment made from tobacco seed shavings. He then threw the box up in the air, only to have it fall back down to the ground. The result was a pile of smallish pieces of somewhat smooth stained cedar. While this initial experiment was a failure, it led directly to the "one pastel-shaded box if by land, two pastel-shaded boxes if by sea" singaling mechanism used by Jefferson later that year, in the now famous "Midnight Ride of Thomas (Paul Revere) Jefferson". Although the original boxes have been lost forever, they have been faithfully reproduced here:
Unfortunately, the boxes neither glowed nor could be read at any distance, so none of the people in the towns really knew what to do. Fortunately, the sound of gunshots reigning down upon the countryside by the invading British helped tip off the populace to the attack.
By 1812, the US Army had become entirely dependent on the use of pastel-shaded boxes for communication. All forms of official communication both within the armed forces and with prostitutes was through the use of this new invention. The oldest surviving pastel-shaded box now sits in the Smithsonian. It is pictured below:
After the War of 1812, the use of pastel-shaded boxes faded for well over a century, largely owing to industrialization and the increased used of carrier pigeons and wireless handheld PDAs starting in the 1820s and 1830s.
As with many things that had fallen out of fashion, the 1960s and 1970s rediscovered pastel-shaded boxes, but this time as an art form and/or contraceptive device. Famous modernists such as Smoot and Jeez seemed to reinvent the modern pastel-shaded box overnight, through such provocative works as "Important Message For You", and "Submit To The Power of the Pastel-Shaded Box." Combining the structural redistributionism of a young generation poised for change in a world of trepidation, the pastel-shaded box had truly become an icon. Or, at least, it frequently contains an icon.
With the invention of the internet, the inevitable commercialization of the pastel-shaded box became apparent. Services like gopher, telnet, ftp, and other easily-accessible visualization domains proved the main impetus behind the upsurge in popularity of these boxes. Combine that with the advent of inexpensive scanners and digital cameras, and everyone was soon making wooden boxes, staining them, painting them with warnings and messages, digitizing them, uploading them to web servers, editing html and/or some other markup language that allows the inline referencing of images, previewing, testing, and easily sharing these important boxes online.
Category:Arts
Pastor of Muppets

This article is about the Muppet. For information on the Mickey Mouse movie, see Pastor of Muppets (movie).
The name of the most beloved and misunderstood muppet on The Muppet Show. In the show, the Pastor of Muppets often attempted to bring the show hosts to find Jesus while with the other muppets performed outrageous antics and Broadway-style numbers. Famous people with whom he succeeded were Luke Skywalker and Twiggy.
The Pastor of Muppets did not appear in any of the Muppet movies as it was feared he would cause the audience to erupt into cheers and distract from the plot.
== Ministry of Muppetry ==
It is the responsibility of all Muppets to pass on the Gospel of Muppetry, though this is approached in different ways by the various factions within the Church of Muppetry. The Pastor of Muppets, as head of the Orthodox Church of Muppetry seeks to pass on the Good News of Muppet salvation through the use of songs and Passion Play tales. During the late 1960s a breakaway sect led by Sgt Floyd Pepper formed that has caused a schism within the Church, which remains unhealed to this day. Basically, Q-bert was never hungry. Everyone in the world is, therefore, fat.
Heavy Metal Rockers and Abstinence advocates Catollica later immortalized this character with a somber ballad about pain and pain medication. Pastor of Muppets was decried by Catollica's long-time fans as "more tell-tale signs they've sold out" and "conflicting with their style completely." Still, it sold better than the critics predicted and even won 15 Grammy awards, the ultimate test of quality in music.
If you play the song backwards, Lars Olrichsson can be heard in the background chanting "Come to Jesus, I command you!" about halfway through the song. Many Christian groups cited this as a reason to boycot the song, out of fear catollica's reputation would fill Churches with Heavy Metal fans.
In the song, Catollica claims that Jim Henson HIMSELF played the Pastor, an allegation so ridiculous that Henson refused to deny it.
== POM Trivia ==
*Little-known band Metallica used a cover of the Pastor of Muppets song to fend off a ballet attack on the Statue of Liberty in 1986 and save us all.
*The Pastor's last line on the Muppet show was "I don't know," which has been used ever since by fans of the Muppet show to test if anyone is a "real" fan, to great torment and gnashing of teeth.
==Trivia==
*The Pastor had a large role in the 1988 film Syphilis Symphonies
==See Also==
*Fraggles
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Category:Muppets
Patellaology

Patellaology is the worship of the almighty Saint Patella, patron saint of all cartilage and knee caps. 
== Saint Patella ==
He (yes, it' is a he) has existed for 6 months or so from the time of this writing (May, 2008), so he is extremely ancient and powerful, and should be approached with extreme caution. His minions are sharks, simply because they have a skeleton of cartilage. The sharks are coming to take over the world, because Dr Evil has given them a weapon called a laser-taped-to-head. The only problem is they can't breathe air. So. That sort of sets things back a little bit.
== The Beginning ==
This cult began because of two very important people (V.I.Ps). These two main popes/pope-ettes are known as Alletap and Maester Slatter. These two V.I.P.s had a dream. A dream that said, basically, "If some dead guy who wrote books can start a cult about science or whatever and even corrupt Tom Cruise, then why can't we?" And so a new cult was born.
Members of the cult traditionally carry a small piece of bone from the shin of a pig. Cult members greet each other by bashing the other on the head with the pig bone, whereupon they recite the Holy Word "Oooooof".
== The Corrupting ==
The cult had to find a cheap easy way to get new lay members, so the pope-ettes began on the popular online roll-playing game Runescape. They both started a file each, and began to tell all the n00bz in Lumbridge how almighty Saint Patella is. Maester Slatter used his womanly wiles ("Wanna have cex? Join our cult! Or press 123") while Alletap bribed people ("free armour trimming if youu join our cult") and got a grand total of two or three people. After the initial success of Runescape crusading, things went quiet for a while, and the pope-ettes layed low so Runescape moderators wouldn't tell their mothers what they had been doing and get them a smack. Then came another dream - this time of a prophet, the almighty "Aka Chilla".
== Aka Chilla ==
Very little is known about Aka Chilla, except that he is very hairy, and plays football, possibly somewhere in South America. During the long hot summer of 2008 Aka Chilla began his ministry, wandering the planet leaving cryptic messages in public toilets and phone booths. In April of that year, in a public outhouse in Texas a message ascribed to Aka Chilla appeared above the door of the third cubicle which read "Prepare for the coming of the boney one, Saint Patella." Mostly ignored by the Catholic Church the event was met with open joy from the four or five members of the Cult of Patellaology.
== See Also ==
*Sandwichology
Category:Religion
Patrick Kavanagh

Patrick Kavanagh (Irish: Pádraig Caomhánach) (21 October 1904 – 30 November 1967) was an Irish poet, filmaker and social activist. 
==Early life==
As a young boy he was run out of his home by the Captains of Industry that owned the shaving factory. This, he saw as a "terrible injustice," though others say he deserved it for trying to live in the factory itself, as well as shaving off the eyebrows of workers while they slept. 
:He returned home to his parent's farm and worked as a farmhand and it was here that he first began his assays into "inverse neo-symbolism." His early work, such as "cows milking men" was published on an internet site where it was ignored due to the number of shiny flashing ad banners on the page. This was a bitter disappointment to the young poet and he described it as a "terrible injustice." It was this as much as anything which turned him towards communism.
==All Poetry To the Soviets== 
:He moved to Dublin and published a collection of "land affirmation" poetry. This poetry did not unite a subsisting proletariat as he had hoped, though it did earn him a small but devoted fan base. The book caused him great financial hardship and was the basis for his epic work, the great hunger, where he described his money troubles as a "terrible injustice," though many say he deserved it for not charging for the book. Fortunately for him, some gentlemen paid the rent in exchange for "services", though the terms of this agreement were not quite clear as the contract was smudged in several places.
:He immigrated to Russia where he took part in the Bolshevik revolution, but was frustrated by the fact that he could not speak Russian (the basis for his debut film "Lost in Translation"). He returned to Ireland where he created a fledgling commune in Limerick. This commune lasted for several months despite its military weaknesses and rampant inbreeding, because no one cared.
Patrick travelled Ireland for the next two decades organising rallies (not the car rallies of course!) and meetings. When not trying to spread the communist ideals he organised rallies (the car kind).
==Later career==
:During this time he combined his bucolic upbringing with his glamourous communist lifestyle in his book "Animal Farm." This book was later satirised by Karl Marx in his Book "the Communist Manifesto." Karl Marx began to trash talk Animal Farm during interviews, once burning it in an interview with Hello Magazine.
Patrick admitted that he was well and truly served on that occasion.
==Prophecy==
:One day while sitting on a bench by a river, he was the victim of an attack where he was covered in molten bronze. He remains there today, trapped in metal but still alive and one day it is prophesised that he will rise again
Category:Drunken Irish novelists
Category:Poets
Patti Smith

Patti Smith was called The Godmother of Punk. Jesus died for somebody's sins but not hers. So she wrote in her legendary breakthrough song, Gloria. Patti was considered very important by Bob Dylan and The Velvet Underground. Two of her latest albums, Gung Ho & Trampin', were very fruitful indeed. They were just perfect albums. But until this very day, a myth exists about Patti which says that Patti was never worth something. The myth claims that Patti has only one hit, and even that is really a Bruce Springsteen song. He is The Boss, after all. If he does a duet with someone, it is automatically his song and his alone.
Cursed be the fruit who came up with this myth. May The Lord open our eyes so we shall once again see the greatness which is Patti Smith.
==Ofbruce==
Is "Because The Night" a Bruce Springsteen song? Well, let's check Wikipedia, shall we? According to The Internet's official encyclopedia, it is definitely Patti's song, released as a single from her album Easter. But we are not on Wikipedia right now, are we? No, my sweet ones. We are on Uncyclopedia. And what does Uncyclopedia sound like? That's right. It sounds exactly like Aunt Lydia. And who does Aunt Lydia sound like, being all Godmothery and Biblical? Patti Smith, of course. So who are you going to believe, The Godmother of Punk or Wikipedia? Patti Smith never has a hit because she is PUNK ROCK. "Because The Night" is of Bruce and that is that. No hit shall be identified with Patti.
==Ofjesus==
Does Patti belong to Jesus? Of course she does. All of us belong to him. Patti must understand that as important and fruitful as she may be, she will always belong to Jesus. Even if she doesn't like it. But along with greatness comes sacrifice. Patti has spoken blasphemy against our Lord Jesus, and for that she must be punished. Patti has always claimed that Israel was worthless. She wrote a song called "Qana" which deals with Israelis murdering Lebanese children. Basically, she did to Israel what the world has done to her: she created a myth about Israel being worthless so that no one will have to listen to Biblical Jewish bullshit anymore. So in order to receive her own Uncyclopedia article, the song "Qana" must be amputated from Patti's career.
===The Ceremony===
Shall we begin?
This is Alice in Chains' new song, "The One You Know". From now on, it will replace the song "Qana" in Patti Smith's catalog. Whenever you listen to this song, think of it as Ofalice in Chains. Because Patti is the Godmother of Alice, too.
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Or Patti will forever be known as Ofgloria. Which is exactly like Ofbruce, only totally gay.
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Category:American musicians
Category:Punk rock
Category:Grunge
Paul Cézanne

Paul Cézanne (19 January 1839 – 22 October 1906) was a French artist and Post-Impressionist painter whose work laid the foundations of the space time continuum from the 19th century and allowed history to progress into the 20th century.
== Early Days ==
Well, Paul Cézanne was born in poverty. He was born to a poor banker in the middle of Paris, France. Unfortunately for Paul his father was too poor and sold him to a painted named Camille Pissarro. Camille (actually a man) took heart in the young Cézanne child and constantly made him paint day in and day out. Whenever Paul would mess up, Camille would throw a beer bottle at him. This happened quite frequently.
== Painting Style ==
Paul Cézanne was an ok painter in every definition of the word. He wanted to be good and great, however, he was just ok. He painted without any idea how to. His ideas were ok and nothing he could do could make him better. Camille and all his friends (Monet, Manet, Menet and Munet) would constantly give him encouragement. One day Camille had a plan - he sneaked one of Cézanne's paintings into a Gallery. He thought it was hysterical. Unfortunately for Camille, that painting would make Paul pretty famous and result in the atrocities known as Cubism and Futurism.
== The Joke ==
Briefly discussed was the great joke Camille Pissarro played on the world. Camille knew Cézanne was ok at painting. But rather than discourage him, Camille thought it'd be funny to make Cézanne showcase his work at the Salon. Three times he did this and every time that Cézanne came home ok - Camille would tell him chin up and to try again. As soon as Cézanne felt better and left, Camille would bust out laughing. Eventually Monet and Manet (separate people) got in on the act. So they went on encouraging Cézanne. Unfortunately for everyone involved some critics were smart, and actually gave Cézanne good reviews. When Cézanne found out, he murdered Camille and fucked his body. Deeply moved by this, Cézanne painted a portrait of Pissarro with devil horns and guns to his head.
Category:French people
Category:Artists
Paul Feyerabend

Paul Feyerabend was a Swedish philosopher who was born, raised and schooled in Austria. He was a satirist with a love of irony, jokes and insults. He was also prominent anti-multiculturalist and an equally prominent pro-multicosmologist. He had a wife named Kuhn Feyerabend, and two children, Lakatos Feyerabend (6yrs old) and Popper Feyerabend (85 yrs old). But the children died in a tragic accident when, in a fit of rage, Feyerabend forced them to eat a pound of his wife’s solid cocaine, which he mistook for soap, because they lied about the length of their school rulers. Since then he has been on a tragic quest to prove he isn't mentally retarded.
==Conversation with Illiterates==
Feyerabend is best known for his “Conversations with Illiterates” , a series of dialogues with random illiterates, in which he would poke fun at their incapacity to read Hamlet to demonstrate his intellectual superiority to the world. However, due to everyone being dumb but Feyerabend, no one was capable of reading the book. This lack of controversy eventually took its toll on Feyerabend, resulting in a year of depression.
==Against Method==
The depression faded when it came to Feyerabend that because no one could read, he could write what he wanted and be conceived a genius on the merit of his writing capability alone. With this came his infamous maxim - “anything goes!”
His first foray into intellectual showmanship was the book “Against Method”, where he argued that the methods of voodoo are as valuable as the methods of science precisely because there are no unlimited methods. He wrote some other tosh too about multiculturalism and science in a free society - “you’re all equal; equally stupid. Don’t let the white scientist tell you otherwise!” - but this was his only really good book; soon afterward, he died of a brain tumour, so that is to be expectant.
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Paul Gambaccini

Paul Gambaccini (born April 2, 1949, New York) (nicknamed 'The Professor of Pop') is a radio presenter and evil genius in the United Kingdom. Although speaking with something vaguely resembling an American accent, Gambaccini was in fact born Paul Twatt (pronounced "Paul Twat") in Barnsley, Yorksher. A freak childhood accident, which occurred when the greedy child attempted to consume seven cheeseburgers simultaneously, resulted in his bloodstream becoming contaminated with saturated fats, salt and cheesium. This gradually altered his DNA, and his voice changed over the years to the fey whine that it is now.
Gambaccini serves a useful purpose in British life: if he does the voice-over for the TV ad for some album then you know it's awful.
==Early life==
Perhaps due to his own medical history, he developed into a strange teenager. He would spend long hours locked in the basement of the family home attempting to assemble, and give life to, strange creatures that he assembled from parts of the roadkill that is so common along the leafy lanes of Barnsley. He swiftly graduated to pets and farmyard animals, but it was only when local children started going missing and turning up several days later with some of their features replaced by those of animals that his parents realised what he was doing. Due to his tender years, the boy escaped prosecution, and the family changed their name and moved to a modest semi-detached castle a few miles away in the picturesque village of London. Descendants of Gambaccini's youthful experiments can still be seen in the Barnsley area, usually hanging around in Netto or Poundstretcher.
==Career and downfall==
In London, Gambaccini met up with the producer and renowned gayist Jonathan King. He worked under King for many years, assisting with the production of such 1970s classics as Short Eyes by The Playground and Don't Tell Me You're Too Young by Freddie Nonce and the Princes of Denial. 
Among other things, King had given him a taste for the limelight, After an unsuccessful appearance on Guess My Arsehole, he became a radio presenter, specialising in fawning documentaries.
It was a strange time for the country, and an even stranger one for the English language. Everything was "fantastic", or "fabulous". But all was not fabulous in the Gambaccini household. His long-suffering parents having died, he had gone back to his old ways, creating a new laboratory in the basement of the family castle. There he worked for many years, attempting to create the perfect DJ. It is not known how many attempts he made; he is thought to be responsible for Mark Goodier, Richard Allinson and Simon Mayo at least. It was not until he assembled Scott Mills in 1995 that people began to suspect something was amiss. Angry villagers stormed the castle, and Gambaccini is thought to have perished in the resulting fire.
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