My Considerably Small Equine: Acquaintanceship is beyond scientific explanation Season 666 Episode 666

I personally doubt that you are going to have faith that the following events described here are the truth but I can assure you that these events are as true as the day is long, you obese person!
It was a normal day, and I was looking through all of the unwanted waste that my neighbor had disposed of, when I happened to stumble upon a VCR tape with the following words written on the label: "¡ǝdɐʇ sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉʍǝᴉʌ pᴉoʌɐ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ puǝɯɯoɔǝɹ ʎlɥƃᴉɥ ǝʍ ǝposᴉdǝ ƃuᴉssᴉɯ :uoᴉʇɐuɐldxǝ ɔᴉɟᴉʇuǝᴉɔs puoʎǝq sᴉ dᴉɥsǝɔuɐʇuᴉɐnbɔ∀ ǝuᴉnbƎ llɐɯS ʎlqɐɹǝpᴉsuoƆ ʎW". When I read these words, as I consider myself to be quite the fan of the television program, I shouted "Sexual Intercourse Affirmative!" with great joy, before violently pushing the VCR tape into my television! When the episode began playing the introduction, I seemed to notice that there were some considerable differences between what was being shown on my television and the introduction which plays on television airings. This became apparent when the main character of the television program: Twilight Sparkle, arrived in the town in which the television program takes place: The town of Ponyville. When Twilight Sparkle dismounted her air balloon and looked over at the other primary characters of the television program, the said primary characters didn't seem to be alive, as they seemed to be covered in plenty of blood, and the blood looked very well animated, as it looked like the blood was actually there, on my television screen! And the characters had their particularly well animated entrails coming out from their stomachs on to the floor! Once I got to this point in the television episode, I shouted "What in the name of golly is this?". After that happened, the name of the episode appeared on the screen as usual, but this particular episode was entitled "Assassinate every single non-believing homosexual-practicing non-theists!" and my reaction to this particularly crude title was "What in the name of golly is this?" except this time I shouted out my reaction with much greater volume and length. The episode then began, and it started off with the main character: Twilight Sparkle, going to pay a visit with one of her acquaintances, who was also a primary character of the television program. That character was the optimistic and enthusiastic Pinkamina Diane Pie! When Twilight Sparkle reached her destination, which was the town's local sweets shop: Sugarcube Corner, which is where Pinkamina Diane Pie happens to live, Twilight Sparkle screamed "Salutations, Pinkamina Diane Pie, you piece of excrement! Please come over here and perform oral sexual acts on me!" and Pinkamina Diane Pie responded to this statement with "Please be quiet Twilight Sparkle, you disgusting prostitute! I am currently occupied, as I am attempting to excrete!". After Pinkanina Diane Pie shouted this, another primary character: Rarity, suddenly teleported into Sugarcube Corner (to be more specific, she unexpectedly teleported into the room that Twilight Sparkle was present in). But Rarity appeared to be very unusual, and rather uncanny, as she was covered in blood which was very well animated, and her eyes were zalgofied! Rarity, still looking uncanny, then stated "Both of you two homosexuals are going to have your lives terminated!". Pinkamina Diane Pie seemed to be surprised by this statement that Rarity had just made, as she responded to it with "Oh dear, oh dear! We're all in a bit of a pickle, aren't we?!". After this, there were knocking sounds, coming from the front door of Sugarcube Corner, and Pinkamina Diane Pie seemed to be very cross that this was happening, as she shouted "Why on Earth is there such a high frequency of disgusting, feces faced, homosexual prostitutes in my house?" and so she went over to the front door of Sugarcube Corner, and she greeted the person who was requesting entrance. The person behind the door was another primary character of the said television program: Fluttershy! Fluttershy entered Sugarcube Corner and she then proceeded to murder all of the other characters that were present in Sugarcube Corner, which was frightfully out of character for Fluttershy, as she was typically a timid, harmless, and caring character. Fluttershy followed this horrifying act of murder with the cannibalism of the equines she had just terminated. Fluttershy also performed necrophiliac acts on the corpses of the dead equines. It was at this point when I puked up onto my floor (creating a mess), right before shouting "What in the name of all things pleasant was this frightful piece of excrement?". I continued to watch the screen on my television, when I saw that Fluttershy was in fact an imposter! As she was wearing a zip-on mask! I watched, as she removed her zip-on mask, revealing her true identity! In a dramatic and sudden twist, Fluttershy was, in fact, none other than the famous trollpasta mascot: EVIL PATRIXXX! After this truth was revealed, another famous trollpasta entity entered Sugarcube Corner! And that entity was Shrek the ogre, from the world famous Dreamworks movies! Shrek then shouted "What are you doing, loitering on this swamp, which happens to be my property?".This shout-out was then followed by a physical conflict of pain between Shrek the ogre and EVIL PATRIXXX! The battle was lengthy, and quite a sight to see! Both sides were considerably strong, but at the end of the battle, EVIL PATRIXXX was the one that was victorious! After this victory, EVIL PATRIXXX began performing necrophiliac acts on the corpse of Shrek the ogre, while they were both smeared with the aforementioned blood, the animation still very well done! At this point in the episode, I screamed "Blast! To heck with this blasted piece of excrement!" as I violently pulled the VCR tape out of my VCR tape player, and then I used a Hydrogen bomb to destroy the VCR tape!
Shortly after, a human skeletal system arrived suddenly and terminated my life! But who was contacting me on the cellular device?
You will experience these events next, you female dog!
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