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The Intertemporal Association of Time Travellers

The Intertemporal Association of Time Travellers (IATT) is the pan-dimensional group devoted to fostering trust and cooperation between timelines. They were founded in 4.5 billion B.C., when anonymous traveled back in time and sneezed in the primordial soup, creating life. Technically, since anyone who has ever lived has traveled to the future, everyone is a member, and as such obtains infinite power, the ability to change history, and a free croissant at the meeting every Wednesday. Time Travellers like to heckle non-time travelers for never having made out with Mary Magdalene.
==Goals and Guidelines== 
The IATT's stated goals are to "kind of travel around, I guess," although several books of guidelines are known to exist (such as The Time Traveler's Guide of Who Not to Kill or Sleep With). The association itself has very few rules, although there are several bylaws governing calling shotgun and the Not-It game. For some reason Oscar Wilde, no surprise there, is currently the association's president, known as His Wildeness, Grand Overlord of Tyme.
==Membership==
Since a prerequisite to using membership benefits is a knowledge that the association exists, active members are typically either time travelers, historical figures (no matter how minor), and anyone who has "fallen in love" with a time traveler who has "lost their phone number". The Authorized Personnel Only sections of Wal-Marts are often time traveler meetings in disguise, so just go right in and get your free pastry.
==Activities==
Typical activities in IATT meetings include rousing games of capture the flag and discussing which historical personages members have snogged. They also enjoy long discussions about future events that never really happened, but most other travelers are too lazy to investigate. Sometimes members travel back in time, just to have their pictures taken at historic events like the Kennedy Assassination, 9/11, World War II, The Great Depression, or even the founding of Microsoft.
==Rules==
Members must not go back in time to change history, like to prevent the election of Al Gore in November 2000, or prevent the assassination of Jimmy Carter in 1975, or stop John Lennon from bringing the Beatles back together by getting some Crazed Fan to shoot him or something. Also no pretending to be the voice of God for Joan of Arc or Moses or any other non-religious figure to prevent Atheism from becoming the dominate way of life on planet Mongo, which would change the name to Earth instead and bring about events time travelers don't want to happen, like The Crusades, The Inquisition, and the discovery of soy.
==See Also==
*Anonymous
*Time
*Nihilism
Category:Deniable FactsCategory:Things Which Did Not Happen In 1927
The Land Before Time

The Land Before Time is a 1988 animated psychological thriller/drama created by Stephen Spielberg. It is a copy of The Maxx, albeit with a bigger budget, and was in turned copied by Childish Gambino's "This is America" with a bigger budget still. It is Spielberg's darkest film to date, but is often shared with children, as parents think anything animated is for kids.
The film was followed by several sequels, which were not as good.
==Plot summary==
The Land Before Time is a dramatic representation of the psychosis experienced by a homeless guy as he comes to terms with his contribution to the death of his own mother. He characterises himself as a dinosaur, and names himself "Little Foot" - a homage to that one time Jim Morrison lost his shit and imagined he was a busload of dead Indians.
Little Foot is almost completely lost and alone in his psychological delusion, but is able to communicate with the outside world, by re-imagining people as dinosaurs in his increasingly complex schizophrenic visions. He mostly communicates with his friend Sarah (Cera), who is also a serial murderer, and his grandparents, who reluctantly attempt to care for him, despite their fear of his mental illness.
In order to symbolise his need to gain control over his environment and situation, Little Foot invents weak pathetic friends, who he calls Duckie, Petrie and Spike. These characters are loosely based upon the Scarecrow, Lion and Tinman in The Wizard of Oz. He also invents a character called Sharptooth, which is the disassociation of his inner murderous rage. Most other characters are villains.
Little Foot spends the whole film trying to contend with his deep depression with sexual fetishism, which he calls "The search for the Great Valley" - when he finally fucks Sarah, he "arrives at the great valley" only to find it empty and under constant peril from attacks by his inner rage, the Sharp Tooth.
==See Also==
Pizzagate
Category:Psychology
Category:Film
Category:Insane
The Larry Sanders Show

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===Live, straight from The Internet, The Larry Sanders Show! Tonight, join Larry and his guests, Claire Danes, Claire Danes, Claire Danes and me, "Hey Now" Hank Kingsley! And now, because only he can bring out the natural beauty of Mandy Patinkin, Larryyyyyy Sanders!===
Thank you! Good to know you're not watching my competition. Tonight we're having Claire Danes! What do you think about that, Hank?
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My thoughts exactly! Well, Artie tells me we should cut straight to the interviews.
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I see that makes you happy, Hank.
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Do we need to call Homeland Security first, Hank, or is that alright?
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Please welcome our first, second and third guest for tonight, Claire Danes!
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So Claire, I understand that the last Homeland has left you completely helpless.
==Yes, Mandy Patinkin pretty much took over my work life and my love life. But at least I get to take care of my daughter on my own now.==
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Wait, I think Hank thought you said you are on your own now, so that's why he's smiling. Hank, you do realize we are talking about the character in the show Homeland and not about Claire, right?
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==I don't think he does.==
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Hank, this is the actress Claire Danes. She plays Carrie in the show Homeland. She also played John Connor's wife in Terminator 3.
:Eternal sunshine.
Yes, and also the blonde chick from Eternal Sunshine. Thank you, Artie.
==That wasn't me actually.==
===:-)===
With all the respect, Miss Danes, I think you are mistaken. You were that chick who fucked with Jim Carrey's brain.
==No, that was Kirsten Dunst.==
===:-)===
I'm pretty sure it was you. Are you even taking those pills your sister gave you?
==Do you know what chandeling is, Garry?==
My name is Larry.
===:-)===
==It's when you hang someone upside down from the ceiling like a fucking chandelier. Let me show you, Garry.==
:Carrie, it's Zed. Please don't do anything stupid or my alien identity will be revealed. You can take it out on Hank.
===Hey now. I wish I would watch that Homoland show more often. I was this close to Spider-kiss that chick, until she cut my balls off.===
:For fuck's sake, Hank...
Category:American television series
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:FA Television
The Long Tetris Block

The Long Tetris Block is a famous video game character from the "Tetris" series. The Long Tetris Block is one of seven characters who have appeared in every Tetris game to date, and is likely the most well known. He is known for showing up late to parties, and appearing when he is not wanted. However, when he shows up on time, he really knows how to throw a party, and this leads to a love-hate relationship with many gamers. 
== Personal ==
The Long Tetris Block, born in the year 1895, gained fame in 1946 with his first video game, "Tetris." Since then, he has appeared in several other games, including "Tetris," "Tetris 2," "Tetris," "Tetris 64," "Tetris DS," and "Tetris." He has long had a problem with showing up on time. Often, his 6 friends will throw a party for him, and will wait until they hit their upper limits for him to show up. On the rare occasions he does show up, he really knows how to get down, and this often helps his relationship, which he really enjoys. After all, he's only trying to fit in.
He is also known for showing up early to parties. When this happens, he will often help out with the preparations, and later fail to show up until the party is over.
== Games ==
The Long Tetris Block has appeared in every Tetris game to date. All Tetris games, along with the underdog Long Tetris Block, involve complex and utterly coherent stories that involve bringing down capitalism by electing Stalin as the president of the Earth. These games, while popular among gamers, are often criticised for their lack of relevance to real life as Stalin has been dead since 2004. Some critics say it was Russia's goal all along, some critics argue that capitalist gamers should get lives noting that there is no link between Mario, Tetris, and Russia.
== Friends ==
The Long Tetris Block had 6 friends, who appear alongside him in the starring roles of every "Tetris" game: 
* The Square Thing
* The Squiggly Thing
* The Backwards Squiggly Thing
* The L-Shaped Block
* The Backwards-Facing L-Shaped Block
* Al Gore, the famed 10x10 square block
== Sex life ==
Occasionally, the Long Tetris Block comes at the height of sexual tension at a party, and it results in a massive orgy. It looks like he is fitting into a vertical gap between masses of other Tetris characters, and once he is in, a wide rectangle is formed. These rectangles, however, have always proven to be existentially challenged, so their fun is short-lived.
This is the goal of most Tetris players, so it would be very accurate to say that the Long Tetris Block gets a lot of action. In fact, this is so important to players that it has come to be called a tetris. The only reason this game is not taking fire for its sexual nature is because it is so subtle, that even most of those who play it don't realize this.
Category:Video game characters
The Love Shack

The Love Shack is a funky old shack on the outskirts of Atlanta, Georgia, USA. It's a love getaway built under the ownership of the musical pop music band the B-52's in 1990. Fools are ordered to stay away, because love rules at the Lo-o-ove Shack!
== Construction ==
The B-52's commissioned the Love Shack as a design-build project. They retained Grand Master Funk to serve as both the architect and the general contractor, with Rock Lobster serving as the owner´s (the B-52's’) representative on-site. Ground broke on February 14, 1990. The Love Shack was designed with a tin roof, a front porch, a hallway, a mattress, and copious amounts of glitter. Unfortunately, the design lacked an adequate HVAC system, causing the place to get as hot as an oven whenever frequented by guests. The structural integrity of the premises was questioned by building inspectors when, during a trial run, it was discovered that the whole shack shimmies when everybody's movin' around and around and around and around! Nevertheless, when construction finished on February 14, 1991, the Love Shack became an immediate success with the party-going public.
== Purpose of the Love Shack ==
The Love Shack, baby, is a place where we can get together. Encouraged activities at the site include huggin' and 
a kissin', dancin' and a lovin'. Also, everybody's urged to get movin' and groovin' baby.
== Getting There == 
The owners of the Love Shack provide a shuttle service to help its patrons avoid drinking and driving. The shuttle is a Chrysler that's as big as a whale - it seats about 20. All patrons must use the shuttle to arrive and depart from the Love Shack. 
As for the location, the exact whereabouts of the Love Shack are not known, as those who ride as passengers in the shuttle are blindfolded. However, the following is generally known to the public: Somewhere off of the Atlanta highway, there's a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the... Love Shack! Also, well, it's set way back in the middle of a field; just a funky old shack. In 2009 the English singer Adele, adapted from a top-of-the-range computer (a Dell), was commissioned to build an access path for a very low fee. Consequently she has spent much time chasing pavements instead of appearing on stage, although she has invited her fans to vote on whether she ought to give-up on this challenging task.
== Getting In == 
It is even more difficult to get in to the Love Shack than it is to find it. First, no fools allowed. Second, you must bring your juke box money if you hope to get in. Third, it's extremely popular and the wait time can often be hours - on any given night, there are folks linin' up outside just to get down! Lastly - and this point cannot be overstated - patrons must bang, bang, bang on the door, baby, to get in. Often they will be commanded to knock a little louder, sugar, even after banging for close to an hour.
== See also ==
*Hate Palace
*Abode of Indifference
*Museum of Tolerance
*Rock Lobster
Category:Buildings
The MT Disease

MT Disease is a location-induced infectious disease that affects humans, like malaria. MT Disease causes symptoms that typically include hallucinations of aspects of specific Mediterranean countries, inclined interests in Mediterranean food and drink, and an extreme urge for picturesque seaside views, full of shades of blue. In severe cases, it can cause alcoholism, uncontrollable dancing, or excessive use of social communication tools. Symptoms usually begin a few hours after prolonged exposure to the Maltese Islands. If not properly treated, people may have recurrences of the disease months later or can even progress into Instant Death Syndrome.
Temporary recommended treatment for the MT Disease is a combination of specific medications, such as consumption of Aerol Spritz, and reviewing of photographic or videographic evidence of the patient's having traveled to the Maltese Islands. More long-term treatment includes physical exposure to the various shades of blue from the bay Ghar Lapsi, and communication with Inhabitants of Malta, Ideally ones who induced the exposure to the disease during the visit to the island). Resorting to physical interaction with such inhabitants is known to boost such treatment.
Category:Diseases
The Maine

The Maine was... um... hold on, it's coming to me.
I think it was, like, a Catholic mission in San Antonio that was burned down at some point by some guys. No, wait, that was... something else.
Was it a military base at a harbor in O'ahu? No, I'm pretty sure that was something else, too.
Okay, I've got it. It's a tiny coral atoll in the North Pacific Ocean where some planes got blown up by some guys. Right? No... no, that doesn't sound right, either.
Maybe a building that got crashed into by a plane?
Damn. I swear I knew what The Maine was at some point.
Maybe from some popular movie?
Screw it...
Anybody else want to kill some Spaniards?
Category:Spanish-American War
The Master and Margarita

The Master and Margarita is a 1856 novel by Mikhail Bulgakov, describing the then-nascent civil rights movement in Russia.
==Characters==
*"The Master": an impoverished land-owner.
*Margarita: his sole remaining serf.
*Pontius Pilate (Greek: Πόντιος Πιλᾶτος): the fifth Prefect of the Roman province of Judaea, AD 26–36. As prefect, he served under Emperor Tiberius. The sources for Pilate's life are the four canonical gospels, Philo of Alexandria, Josephus, a brief mention by Tacitus, and an inscription known as the Pilate Stone, which confirms his historicity and establishes his title as prefect. Based on these sources, it appears that Pilate was an equestrian of the Pontii family, and succeeded Valerius Gratus as prefect of Judaea in AD 26. Once in his post he offended the religious sensibilities of his subjects, leading to harsh criticism from Philo and Josephus. According to Josephus, he was ordered back to Rome after harshly suppressing a Samaritan uprising, arriving just after the death of Tiberius, which occurred on 16 March in AD 37. He was replaced by Marcellus.
*Jesus Christ: a fictional character in The Master's novel.
==Plot==
Having overcome his morphine addiction (with the help of his long-suffering wife, whom he promptly dumps), The Master dreams of becoming a professional writer. However, after his novel is rejected by several editors (on the grounds that they already have too many other Pilate-related novels in the pipeline -- so, couldn't he have chosen a better topic?), he is overcome by despair and, along with Margarita, joins a Satanic cult (which turns out to be Hella Good). 
As he and Margarita gradually fall in love, The Master ponders the injustice of their legal relationship; in the pivotal scene, he cries out to her, "You are free! You are free!". As soon as The Master utters those words, Berlioz (not the composer) suddenly gets trampled to death by a runaway troika.
==Historical significance==
The book's publication profoundly influenced Russian society (with the slogan "What is truth?" soon supplanting the much-overused "What is to be done?") and arguably led Tsar Alexander II to abolish serfdom in 1861 (Bulgakov thus narrowly beating Harriet Beecher Stowe).
==See also==
*Newton's Binomial Theorem
*On the Fireworthiness of Manuscripts
*The Miserly Knight
*Yalta Visitors' Guide
*Judas
category:literature
category:books
The Meme Machine

The meme machine is a magical force within any culture that causes random things, whether funny or not, to be flung into unprecedented popularity within that culture. These suddenly popular things are called memes. "The Meme Machine," when not given any cultural context, is usually assumed to be the meme machine of the Internet.
==History==
Many people claim to have made the discovery of the first meme machine, but Richard Feynman is usually quoted in textbooks as the discoverer of the meme machine. That's about all the history these machines have. One day they were discovered, and the rest is irrelevant. While what exactly "the rest" is remains unclear, I'm sure it had something to do with your mother.
==Examples of Meme Machines==
Most cultures have a meme machine, with very few exceptions. With the staggering number of cultures in existence, only the few most important, relevant meme machines are listed here.
===The Meme Machine of the Internet===
The Meme Machine of the Internet (MMI) is easily the biggest producer of memes. MMI produced memes are officially known as "Internet memes," but whatever retard scientist came up with this must have thought that there were other memes. Idiot. Unless you're retarded like scientists, you can just call them "memes." Because the Internet has no government, law, or civility of any kind, memes run rampant. The MMI employs 4chan, YTMND, Newgrounds, and more recently, YouTube as its main suppliers, but there are others. It has produced more memes than all other meme machines combined. It's over 9000! Here is a (hardly complete) list of some of the more popular memes the MMI has produced, along with their indexing information(although this list is slightly old):
*LP51§26.9: Long cat
*LZ3§56.3: Rickroll
*MQ17§3.5: All Your Base Are Belong To Us
*LE92§26.2: Numa Numa
*MU82§26.5: Badger Badger Badger
*SV21§5.9: Caramelldansen
*SJ37§16.4: Snakes on a Plane
*LW68§8.6: Sparta
*LH45§4.1: AAAA
====MMI Resources====
Direct access to the database of the MMI is forbidden except to the leaders of the Internet. However, information about these memes can be garnered from other trustworthy sources, such as Uncyclopedia. Of course, you can attempt to obtain information about memes directly from the MMI's suppliers, but it's easier to read this wiki, where all the information is conveniently gathered into one single, trustworthy, 100% accurate source. Now give us your money.
===Meme Machine of America===
America's meme machine, known colloquially as the MMA, was laid off, due to the recession. Not much remains from the MMA's database, but most sources say there was something about George Bush in there.
Category:Inventions
Category:Internet
Category:Articles Where You'd Fall While Looking for Bands or Musicians
The Midnight Sun

The Midnight Sun is a yellow dwarf star of spectral class G2. It is quite similar to our regular sun, and together they constitute an unusual kind of double solar system.
==Astronomical data==
The Midnight Sun is normally hidden behind the ordinary Daytime sun. It only becomes visible to the naked eye on high northern latitudes right after sunset, around midsummer eve. This rare phenomenon is caused by the precessive movement that tilts the Earth's axis just enough for the Midnight Sun to be temporarily visible. 
==Religious worship==
Being almost as bright as the ordinary sun, the midnight sun causes night to turn into day. Besides producing a nauseating case of insomnia, this eternal day afflicts the human mind in both a spiritual and aphrodisiac manner. All polar cultures, such as the shamans, the Eskimoes, the Jakutis, the Laponians, and the Saskatoonians contain elements of ecstatic drug consumption and frivolous fertility rites, which are conducted by the light of this silvery nocturnal sun. 
==The Cosmic Vanity Hypothesis==
The Midnight sun is not visible from the southern hemisphere. This dissymmetry has no known astronomical explanation. The notable scientist-of-all-trades Fred Hoyle has therefore proposed that we should look for a psychological explanation to the Midnight Sun's abberent behaviour. According to Hoyle's theory, he thinks that the Midnight Sun is simply vain and doesn't bother to shine over the southern polar latitudes where there is nothing other than penguins and a handful of polar researchers to admire its breathtaking light. This "Cosmic Vanity" theory has increased in popularity recently, and suggestions have been made that the Mignight Sun should not be classified as a celestial body at all, but as a movie star instead. 
== Effects on Islam ==
The Midnight Sun is chiefly responsible for hampering the spread of Islam at northern latitudes. Since Muslims are forbidden to eat food at daylight during the lunar month of Ramadan, fatigue and starvation has several time wiped out entire northern Muslim colonies whenever the Ramadan has appeared in the solar months of June and/or July. Desperate Muslims have pledged that eating food under any form of sunlight must be considered halal, but religious interpretive Al Ilfta-offices in Kuwait and Saudi Arabia have only responded that this is patently absurd, because the Holy Qouran doesn't mention any exception from sharia on grounds of no "Midnight Sun".
category:Stars
category:Religion