SMBX

==The Beginning Times==
In the ancient years of 2009, some guy in his basement saw the future and realized he had to wait another 6 years for Super Mario Maker to release. In his infinite power using VB6 (the worst language ever) he graced us with the most amazing thing in the world: Big Dumpy X. Using assets from a shitty 2D Zelda game that came out in 1987, and the other Mango games, we all got to experience an amazing wonder that maybe would have been better if it wasn't real.
Like, a while after or something, Spinks made some more updates to the game until the eventual ULTRA-KILLING of the game's existence when James Nintendo decided it was time RUIN everyone's hopes and dreams of making a JOI Episode.
==The Dark Ages==
2011. The beginning of a dark era for many people. Nintendo would announce the Wii U (scourge of the earth), it was a year before the REAL events of 2012 (the movie) would not actually happen, and it would still be a whole other 4 years until Super Mario Maker disgraced the planet. Some good news was that Super Mario Bros X. lived on in a state of limbo. It would no longer receive updates, but people would still desperately make shitty episodes like Delightful AdventureShit Ass Adventure alongside other critically acclaimed episodes, like "CCP ADVENTURE".Peak af Adventure
Anyway, it was still mostly a shitty time because it'd be like another decade until "A New Problem" was even a concept.
However, again, not all was bad. Terraria was being made successfully at Re-Logic HQ, and there were some BIG projects in the work like whatever the fuck a lunadll was and some other shit or something idk. After this age, we got the renaissance. Not the one from the 1500's, no, the renaissance. Not the Renaissance, the renaissance.
== The Renaissance==
Thus begins the rise of an empire that would be quite awesome, I think. The creation of the only two branches of SMBX that mattered: SMBX2The Good One and SMBX-38A38A History (1.4 if you're cool) would all happen in the year of our lord 2015.
===SMBX-38A===
In 2013, a Chinese (who's username is stupid as balls) had a similar epiphany to Spinks and created everyone's second favorite method of making decent mario levles: 38A!!!! SMBX-38A38A History is a continuation of the original version of Super Mario Bros X. This means it is still using VB6 for some fucking reason. It's not like we already clarified that it sucks, but you know what? Sure, whatever. However, things only took a really funny but also annoying turn.
Everybody's favorite angry Chinese programmer (38A) realized that they had power that rivaled that of Mr. Spinkidi Toilet. Using their advanced intellect (which was a result of their genes, according to racists), they blocked features (i don't know which ones, i'm too lazy to check) which were not like a necessity but were kinda important and like... why would you block features in a thing that's supposed to have more features. Oh yeah, btw, did I mention they were like math problems? Really honing in on that stereotype. Anyway, some really cool guy who has a website btw check it out it's cool. OKAY FOCUSING AGAIN; a really cool guy called KevsoftKevsoft HQ made like a cheat code to bypass it and named it after the fucking best polygon ever (hexagon). 
==Notes==
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