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Rock Band 3

I promise you this is REAL before you say it isn't.
So yesterday I picked up a copy of Rock Band 3 as it was on sale for just $18! I was very happy at first having looked at the setlist and seeing some of my favourite bands (The white stripes, avenged sevenfold and slipknot) and decided to cancel my plans to go for a meal with my girlfriend in an hours time.
I began to feel guilty knowing that my girlfriend was probably very unhappy so I called her up but there was no answer. I instantly got very worried. My girlfriend always answered the phone, even if she's in a meeting, if we're in bed or even while watching WWE with the kids (Phil and Clare). When I got home my girlfriend was there and she seemed perfectly happy, but there was one thing wrong, she looked extrememly sad and depressed. One thing lead to another and I'm playing rock band with Leza on drums, Phil on bass, Clare on vocals and me on guitar but I'm not playing any of the songs from the setlist. I was playing a song I've never heard before, it was named "Dan Byrne - The Rain".
Then things got really scary. The song was playing for 1 hour, just repeating and repeating. After 1 hour of playing "Dan Byrne - The Rain", Clare's character on the game turned into a goose and Phil's character grew an enormous chin. Mine and Leza's characters remained normal but then the screen went black. The Rain was still playing but the screen was black. Then it stopped.
When the screen finished being black it showed a picture, it looked like it was from facebook. It was a picture of my girlfriend. One of the comments was from a "Ron Hamer". It said "Send me this photo u".
Then this Ron fellow jumped out the screen with a bagpipe and killed my children.
I woke up and it was all a dream. :O
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Dreams
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Rock Band 3 Creepypasta

I promise you this is REAL before you say it isn't.
So yesterday I picked up a copy of Rock Band 3 as it was on sale for just $18! I was very happy at first having looked at the setlist and seeing some of my favourite bands (The white stripes, avenged sevenfold and slipknot) and decided to cancel my plans to go for a meal with my girlfriend in an hours time.
I began to feel guilty knowing that my girlfriend was probably very unhappy so I called her up but there was no answer. I instantly got very worried. My girlfriend always answered the phone, even if she's in a meeting, if we're in bed or even while watching WWE with the kids (Phil and Clare). When I got home my girlfriend was there and she seemed perfectly happy, but there was one thing wrong, she looked extrememly sad and depressed. One thing lead to another and I'm playing rock band with Leza on drums, Phil on bass, Clare on vocals and me on guitar but I'm not playing any of the songs from the setlist. I was playing a song I've never heard before, it was named "Dan Byrne - The Rain".
Then things got really scary. The song was playing for 1 hour, just repeating and repeating. After 1 hour of playing "Dan Byrne - The Rain", Clare's character on the game turned into a goose and Phil's character grew an enormous chin. Mine and Leza's characters remained normal but then the screen went black. The Rain was still playing but the screen was black. Then it stopped.
When the screen finished being black it showed a picture, it looked like it was from facebook. It was a picture of my girlfriend. One of the comments was from a "Ron Hamer". It said "Send me this photo u".
Then this Ron fellow jumped out the screen with a bagpipe and killed my children.
I woke up and it was all a dream. :O
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Music
Category:Vidya games
Category:Dreams
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Rodney the Cat

Once upon a time, Rodney the cat went to the café for some soup, but then Terrance the Window and George Lopez took his soup! It gave Rodney such a feeling of melancholy that he got depression and had to see a psychologist. Year 2003 the psychologist told Rodney that he had nothing to worry about. For Rodney was very virtuous and was friendly to all. Year 2003 made sure that the underground league of jet planes would see to Terrance the window's and George Lopez's retribution.
After a while any bad memories Rodney may have had become unobtrusive for his life was full of merry making and joy. Every day he would get up and go to work at the Joy's merry factory and would go out to lunch at 12:35 sharp and come home at 6:40. On his days off he would participate in such cat activities as chasing yarn, climbing stuff, scratching stuff, eating and sleeping. However he began to sympathize for Terrance and George he knew that the jet planes could be cruel. So Rodney decided to make it up to his friends by building a rocket ship so that they could all go to space together! That afternoon Rodney, George Lopez, the year 2003 and Terrance the window climbed onto the space ship. They soon left our atmosphere and found themselves orbiting around the planets. Oh it was such fun, Rodney suggested that they get out and float around.
My dear son Rodney's heart monitor has been slowing down every minute now. He's been in a coma since that biking incident 3 months ago. He's never really shown any signs of improvement and is now dying. The Doctors have been very patient with him but we now know that it is his time. I haven't talked to him in so many years that when I first heard about what happened, my heart and any hopes of seeing him soon shattered. Things never have been the same since his wife died in that shooting back in 2003. He was diagnosed with crippling depression and grew further and further from his family and loved ones. Sometimes I'd just catch him sitting in his chair staring out the window with his cat, Joy laying in his lap. His son Terrance is here with his uncle, Rodney's brother George. I have no idea how life is going to be for Terrance growing up without a father or mother. The monitor is barely beeping now, he's leaving this world.
Beep.
"Come on guys, it'll be so much fun to fly around," said Rodney the cat.
Beep.
"I don't know," said the year 2003
Beep.
"Aw come on," Rodney persisted opening the hatch and climbing out.
Beep.
"RODNEY WAIT NO!" screamed the year 2003
Beep.
"You forgot-"
Beep.
"your-"
Beep.
"Helmet...."
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Dreams
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Rolie Polie Olie - Lost Episode

I used to love Rolie Polie Olie. I had the games, watched the movies and watched all the episodes. Well, not all of them. My uncle worked for a intern at Walt Disney Studios and worked on "Rolie Polie Olie". His idea of episodes was a little... dark. His ideas are more dark than the child-friendly episodes. So he sent me test DVDs so if someone watched them, he would know to fix any errors and/or change something that seemed wrong.
Last September, I was home and found a DVD in the kitchen titled "Olie's Sad Day". I thought this was a episode about Olie getting sad but cheering up at the end, but no. I Popped it in the DVD player and 1st popped up was a bloody Sonic who was saying "turn back" in a sad voice 3 times. He died after. Then it went to the menu and it was weird. 1st off, the picture was a bloody Olie having Zowie's head, Off her body. "GOOD GRAVY!" I shouted. Then there were 3 bloody options, "Play Episode", "Bonus Feature" and a button with a bloody Sonic head on it. I first pressed the Sonic button then i heard Sonic scream for 3 seconds. Then the button disappeared. I played the short after.
The intro started, but Olie was the only one in it. Huh. Weird. Anyway the episode started with blood red text that read "Olie's Sad Day", like on the DVD. It started with Olie being angry then grabbing a knife. He said something quiet but i heard it. He said "it is time for them to die..." Them?! Does he mean... ...oh no.
Then the next scene appeared. Olie was eating breakfast. After he was done, he said to his mom that he and Spot (Olie's dog) are gonna go for a walk. And they went. Then when they were outside, Olie stabbed Spot in the brain 1000 times with hyper-realistic blood. He said quietly, "Sleep tight, Spot. You're free."
Then he killed Billy Bevel (Olie's best friend) with a gun. "GOOD GOD! I GOTTA GET THIS OUTTA HERE!!!" So I pressed "Eject" on my DVD player but it would not work. Then he killed everyone with a nuke except himself.
Then, the last scene ended. Olie faced at me and said "You Fool. When you least expect it, I will find you and kill you. So be ready." And killed himself. Then the credits happened, but they were bloody text on a stone-like background. Then 15 minutes later, I died.
Oh and if you were wondering was the Bonus Feature is, it was a deleted scene. On it, a longer scene of Olie going crazy is shown, with bloodshot eyes and everything. He was about to scream, but the scene was replaced by a demon refencing Zowie. In the background, a demonic Sonic X theme could be heard and it went to static for 45 minutes. Then it went back to the menu.
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Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Sonic
Roller Baller Speedrun

This run is my magnum opus, and broke my psyche at the same time. I am no longer a man, but a machine obsessed with the sole prospect of putting a white golf ball into a yellow glowing square area. Day in, day out, never letting go, tries after tries, failure after failure, but never letting go, keep pushing until... total victory. PB beaten. WR crushed, TWICE. Mind, balled. All in all, I shall come out of this, not as a man, but as an empty shell. Where once a soul resided in there is only ball. White ball. Balls in fact. Golf balls. And obstacles floating in outer-space. I shall have nightmares for the rest of my balling life. I will never leave the world of this... monstrosity that we call a game. It took me. And spewed out a empty corpse, with white balls in the place of eyes. And with that, I can well and truly say... Fuck this game.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Roman Anuses

Friends, Romans, and Countrymen.
Being your local anus, I shall spew out crap non-stop.
And, being a Roman anus, I shall spew forth ROMAN crap!
Romans: For the Anus!!
Gauls: Dear, the Romans are coming!
Goths: Om nom nom nom
Huns: What. The. Fuck. Is. Going. On.
Romans: Chaaarge in the name of the GLOURIOUS Roman Anus, Julius Caesar!
Briton Tribes: Tear down the fuckin' wall, the Anuses are coming!
Germanic Peoples: Liebe! Achtung!
Chinese: *continues eating rice*
Romans: In the name of Julius Caesar, kill them all! FOR THE ANUS.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Ronald McDonald kills Bootleg Spongebob

Let's face it. You're a random little sponge, minding your own business, walking on the streets of bikini bottom, and then a random clown teleports out of fucking nowhere, and kills you.
Well about that I am going to tell you the story of how Ronald mcdonald killed Bootleg spongebob.
It All Started when Bootleg Spongebob Was Walking In Bikini Bottom, making little guys seem COOOOOOOOL..... and then, when he said hi to a random 69 year old fish car crashes and murders were happening across the streets. he was then arrested and put into court. The judge said: "Alright, let's see here, apparently, I've been recieving reports that you, "Bootleg Spongebob" started car crashes and murders across bikini Bottom. Is that correct?"
Bootleg spongebob just stood there, staring into the judge's pure soul. The judge says: "Eheee... GUILTY-" thats all the judge said before MRS PUFF DROVE AND RAN OVER THE JUDGE AND SAVED BOOTLEG SPONGEBOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bootleg Spongebob was walking in the streets whist Bikini bottom was on fire!!!! A clown named Ronald McDonald ran to him and said "Do you want to be happy?" spongeboy said Why yes i would love to be happy! Then Ronald put a KNIFE INSIDE HIS MOUTH and bootleg spongebob swallowed it and 69 seconds later, he died while the audience watched and applaused at Ronald and Ronald and Bikini Bottom died.
and this is why you should never take drugs, kids.
BA DUM TSSSSSS
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Ronald Mcdonald and the Family of Terror

I woke up in the middle of the night,I heard a crack at the window,it wasn't that loud so I went back to bed.
And then I wake up 3 hours later,I got the feeling someone was watching me.
I look up,I see a shadow but no person. 2 hours later (5:30 AM) I saw the shadow again,but this time it looked like a clown shadow but then,I hear a squeaking noise.
I go down stairs and I see a random door in my house,it says "Funhouse" in dark,thin,tall letters. I try to open the door;it was unlocked. I went in,I heard screaming,crying and pain. I saw my brothers and my whole family. I heard footsteps coming up behind me it grew
louder and louder and louder then it started to stop "What the Hell was that?" I say. Then I feel someone grab me;I kick I punch I scream. "WANT YOUR FUCKING FAMILY KID?" says Ronald McDonald. He brings me to my family,"All hail Ronald"
repeatly. I wake up;in my bed,my mom asks me "Wanna go to McDonalds?" I say "Yes". I go there,Ronald comes at me;his stomach is cut open."Join me"
To be continued...
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Rookie's Day

The Following Is A Transcript Of "Rookie's Day".
Rookie Happily Wakes Up.
Rookie Puts On His Glasses.
Rookie Orders A Pizza.
Rookie Eats That Pizza.
Rookie Goes To The EPF.
Rookie Works At The EPF.
Rookie Leaves The EPF.
Rookie Happily Goes To Sleep.
Rookie Wakes Up.
Rookie Puts On His Glasses.
Rookie Trips On A Pebble While Trying To Order A Pizza.
Rookie Goes To The EPF.
Rookie Breaks One Of Gary's Gadgets.
Rookie Leaves The EPF.
Rookie Goes To Sleep.
Rookie Wakes Up In The Middle Of The Night.
Rookie Breaks His Glasses Accidentally.
Rookie Falls Out The Window While Trying To Order A Pizza.
Rookie Gets Fired From The EPF.
Rookie Goes To Sleep.
Rookie Wakes Up In The Middle Of The Night.
Rookie Breaks His Glasses On Purpose.
Rookie Makes A Pizza.
Rookie Dances In Front Of A Safe With JPG, Aunt Arctic, The Puffle Handler, and Dot.
Rookie Goes To Sleep.
Rookie Wakes Up In The Middle Of The Night.
Rookie Breaks His Glasses On Purpose.
Rookie Makes A Pizza.
Rookie Dances In Front Of A Safe With JPG, The Puffle Handler, and Dot.
Rookie Goes To Sleep.
Rookie Wakes Up In The Middle Of The Night.
Rookie Breaks His Glasses On Purpose.
Rookie Makes A Pizza.
Rookie Dances In Front Of A Safe With The Puffle Handler, Gary, and Dot.
Rookie Goes To Sleep.
Rookie Wakes Up In The Middle Of The Night.
Rookie Breaks His Glasses On Purpose.
Rookie Makes A Pizza.
Rookie Dances Infront Of A Safe With Dot.
Rookie Goes To Sleep.
Rookie Wakes Up In The Middle Of The Night.
Rookie Breaks His Glasses On Purpose.
Rookie Makes A Pizza.
The EPF Agents Are Trapped In A Safe With Candy As Their Only Sustenance.
Rookie Goes To Sleep, Satisfied.
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Room 536

In Queens, New York, there is an apartment building called "The Dancing Devils". It has been told that at this apartment there have been murders, rapes, and random screams in rooms that no one was in. Go to this place at 6:43 PM exactly on the 4th Saturday of the month.
Once you go in, there will be a blonde man at the counter who may look gay. His hair will be slicked back with way too much gel and he'll walk in a strange way that normal men don't. Go up to him and ask him, "When will the room be open?" He will try to act casual and ask which room. Tell him these specific words: "The room where angels never see."
He will then give you a sharp grin and tell you to follow him. He will lead you through a hidden latch below the counter. Follow him as quietly as possible, so he will then forget you were following. He will say some things about how his life was before he was mortal. He will talk about how his house was full of darkness, and how it had a never ending supply of wandering travelers he could eat.
After he tells his story, ask him, "Are we there yet?" He will then frown and say that you're still here. He will walk a little faster and show you a room with two torches on both sides of the door. On the top of the door will be the number 536 (hence the title). Do not open the door. Instead, ask him for the key. He will sigh and say how he hoped you would have died right there for his little snack. He will take a key out of his pocket and open the door.
Step in to find a dimly lit room and a creature on the far side of the corner. Go up to it and sit down. Wait until you can hear it breathing, and ask it, "When do the Devil's Dance?" It will shout out a word not in the language of humans. Two other creatures will then come out of the shadows with a crown in their hands. Pick up the crown and place it upon your head. The original creature will then stick its hand inside of you and take out a slimy, blue object. You will then wake up and find that the crown will be on your head.
This crown is the crown of the Imps. With it, you are able to speak to God. But with every trade there is a price. The blue object he took is your soul. Every time you talk, the creature cuts off a piece. With no soul, you die instantly and go straight to Hell to spend the rest of eternity being tormented and tortured. But just remember that voices, just as looks, can be deceiving.
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Category:Rituwel
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Room 7 ate 9

Click Clack, Click clack. That is all i hear as me and my paranormal crew enter room 7,8 and 9 once 3 rooms but the walls rotted and it is now one big room. My fear is milking it for the worse. James finally breaks the ice by saying "Damn this place is like very creepy I think we should leave.." Of course nobody listens because James is the youngest hes only 16 the rest of us are 17, 18, 19, 20 and 21. We enter the what used to be an old insane asylum back in the 1900's but is not just a jumble of mess.
We walk in slowly not knowing what we were going to find. But what we did find was terrifying. Dead rotting bodies. All the old insane people from years ago. and even our group leader who went ahead of us. Jack. he was a creepy man. But now more scary than ever. He was a clown. with a Cheshire smile
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Room mate horror

The other day, I was sitting in the kitchen when what should I see but a jar of peanut butter sitting on the counter. I couldn't help myself, I had to get up and go over there. It was so hot; so sexy that I just lost all control. I had to have it right then.
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but let me tell you, that jar of peanut butter made me feel more like a man than any woman ever has. Just as I was about to reach that secret bliss, I hear the door opening behind me. I turn around and who should I see but my room mate. He sees me standing there with my pants around my ankles and my dick in a jar of Skippy and he absolutely hits the roof and demands that me AND the peanut butter get out right then.
How do I make everything okay with him again? We were just like Bert and Ernie, but now he hates me and the peanut butter. Help me.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Ropes and Broken Hearts

My sister was an amazing poet. She wrote everything she felt, emotions and physical hurt. Recently, my mother found her hanging from the ceiling holding this in her hand:
Ropes and broken hearts
Why did you run away,
Regret me, neglect me in that way.
I gave you my heart, what did you do?
You broke it into two.
I'm questioning myself, am I that ugly?
As I grab the rope snuggly.
I've never cried like this, I never haven't.
It's sad, it's tragic.
I wish you could see
I wish you would love me!
But I should have known,
You would never love me so.
This is the end, I could never bear,
Being without you my dear.
Please just one last request may I share?
Don't break another heart, as I kick the chair.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Suicide
Category:Shortpasta
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You know how I feel,
Is it the same for you too?
Grass is green,
Bricks light brown,
I'm waiting by your house,
I've been here for 6 hours now.
The clouds are so white,
Your sofas are white too.
You left your window open again,
Maybe I can fit through.
Your eyes are cool grey,
Your hair golden and fair.
I can't seem to find you here.
I think I'll go upstairs.
Steel blades are silver,
Blood, a crimson red.
We shall always be together,
Once we are both dead.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Beings
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta