Mr Funny Guy

ACT 1
It allllll started when It was De Skool, Today was the great talent show, and so, one of my friends, Johnathan(Nick Named Mr.Funny guy due to how funny he is),Volulentured for the show, and so, my act was pulliing a rabbit out of a hat, but my friends, Enid, Carl, and Mel thought it was stupid, so i practiced and practiced, and practied, until i was sooooooooooooo close, but i did not pulled the rabbit yet.So i saved the rest of my kool knowledge to the talent show,(I FORGOR TO MENTION THAT IT WAS 2ND GRADE!!!11111!!!) after a few long hours of boring talent of other students, my chacne came.
ACT 2
I placed a table and put on my magiacns clothing, and my hat. I then placed the hat on the table and I tired, shockinlgy pulled the rabbit out of the hat, you see...my trick was that I put a transpearent like glass box, I then opend a hole and put my hand in the hat, and pulled the rabbit out of it.Everyone Apppluaeded, even my friends did!
Then after my susseful act it was time for Johanathan,Mr.Funny guy.
ACT 3
Johanthan put on his clown clothes and did a few funny tricks, like juggling, banana peel, and a dance.Everyone laughed and laughed.But then i started to noitce something....when everyone started laughing, they could not stop,when they kept laughing, blood started to randomly get laucnhed out of their mouths, laughing slowly turned into crys, and screams...I was affected by it due to me not bring affected by the laughs, but i was horrifed!!!!!111111!!!
While everyone was screaming and crying, Joanathan, still in his clown clothing kept glraing at everyone, with no emotions, nor expressions.Instead he kept murmmring some stuff... i could not hear due to how everbody was screaming and crying(I ALSO FORGOR TO SAY THAT THE TEACHERS WERE AFFECTED), but thankfuuly i could lip read, i think he was saying "everyone will laugh, if my parents, nor any of the rest of shool could not laugh, they shall laugh".The werid thing is, everyone kept laughng at his antics, so it was werid seeing him murrmurring that, another creepy thing is that he keeps repating the same sentence.Werdily, just when everyone fainted after bleeding, Joanathan fell to the ground hard.Barely awawke.(asssuming he was dead), after that the police came and saw everyone limp on the ground,they saw my horrifed face.The police invesatgated the werid inceident and discoverd that there were "exclusive"funny guy chips handded to everyone.It was discoverd that it was food poisoning.After that Johnathans parents were assrested, but i stil have my doubts that John was the one who posioned everyone. I heared that John had a weak mental disorder, maybe he faked that it was weak, but somehow got awawy with it.
ACT 4
After the incedent, i had no idea what to do next.
I was tramatized greatly.
Horrified even.
I was sent to a phshycatrist billons of times, i could not recover.
I think this is my last thing to write, mostly becuase there were class rumors that Johnathan is still alive, now a mental murderuer, i saw him enter a letter at night were it was written"Your next"
I have reachead the end of the line guys
Adios.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:English Class Failure