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The Coughing

Deep in the ruins of Fairfield, Pennsylvania, lives a horrible monster. After the city collapsed due to a horrible plague, many monsters and demons began to evolve... But this one is the most horrible, blind on one half of its face due to several massive tumors, bearing claws that could slice diamond. It has the ability to teleport, masked in thick black smoke. But the worst of all is its tongue; it will climb up to a roof, find you and capture you. It will shoot out its massively long tongue, making sure you're dead via suffocation or forcing your ribs to break or your neck to snap. It shows no mercy, it does not care. All it cares about is its insatiable hunger and the massive pain it has in its throat due to coughing so much. It is hungry, and it's looking for YOU.
But don't worry; it's only in a video game.
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The Cousin

This is the last i'll ever see of my family. I'll never see my younger brother graduate, ill never see my mother telling me she loves me, Ill never see my dad play baseball with me again. Before he kills me, i want to recap how i got into this mess.
It was a boring day at work, i'd filed all my memo's the day earlier and i was litteraly sitting around doing nothing. I noticed my freind, Jacob on an ancestry website, looking up his family. I thought "what the heck" and i started to look up my family tree. Soon enough i notice something odd. While looking at the census for 1985, July, 16 (the day i was born) aswell as my houshold gaining an extra person, so did my aunts. I look at more census's and it was obvious that my aunt and uncle had an extra person living with them. When i got home i ringed my aunt up. She denied having an extra person. I decided she woulod be no help and i maneged to find the email adress of this 'mystory person'.
After a few emails, i gathered enough information to know that this person WAS my cousin and he was born at the EXACT same time as me. We decided to meet up soon. I was esctatic and i told my parents. They started shouting at me not to meet him and after alot of arguing, my father hit me over the head, sending me unconsios. I woke in my room and i tryed to open the door, but it was barricaded. My parents told me it was for my own good. I was pissed and i told my 'cousin' to come to my house and speak to my parents. He came and i heard loads of shouting downstairs. Finally the shouting ended with a scream. I was scared now and i stood at the back of my room, terrifyed.
My door creaked open and no-one was there. I came down-stairs and i saw the dead, ripped up bodys of my mother, brother and father, who was pinned against the wall with an axe embedded in his scull. I heard breathing and i turned around. I saw a dark, tall man with fountains of blood instead of eyes. I screamed and he grabbed my throught and pushed me to the wall. he took out a knife and started making a cut on my throut. i was clutching my neck and he whispered in my ear: "Now no-one can stop us being together, 'cousin'". I thought the last thing i would hear would be his maniac laughing and then, he stopped, he opened his mouth AND A SKELTON POPPED OUT THE END.
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The Crashing of Glass

I'm typing this now to warn you, don't play Bloody Mary's game. I'm sure you know it: stand in front of a mirror in a dark room saying "Bloody Mary" rhythmically. Just over half an hour ago me, my buddy Marcus, and my lil bro gio we're drinking and smoking, talking about stupid shit we did in elementary school. Marcus mentions that whole phase when everyone was obsessed with Bloody Mary, and asks if anyone tried it. Gio never has, I did once. They both ask if it worked.
"It didn't" I said, "I tried it in the school bathroom" "Dumbass," gio slurred, "you've gotta say it in the dark" "I thought you had to say it in a weird tempo" Marcus said, passing the joint to gio "Shit, we should try it" gio suggested after taking his hit.
We walked to the bathroom, stumbling over the sofa. We opened the door, kept the lights of, and began the chant.
"Bloody Mary"
My eyes strained in the darkness. My dark reflection looked fiendish: our three silhouettes seemed distorted.
"Bloody Mary"
The dripping from the faucet seemed louder, each drop pricked my ear drums painfully"
"Bloody Mar-" I couldn't finish it. I quickly went for the door and opened, but it was too late. I heard the mirror shatter and crash, the sound was deafening, like a fanfare of pain. I slammed the door open, a sickeningly hot liquid sprayed against my back. I smelled blood. I turned around, the sight caused me to vomit
A large splash of blood stained the mirror, coating it so well that I couldn't see my own reflection. The remnants of what was once Marcus lay in a heap: his skull had been mashed in, his rib cage was torn out. I couldn't recognize his face. Gio was next to him, coated in blood and shreds of organ, eyes wide with an empty fear, ears spurting blood. He muttered inanely, rapidly.
"I couldn't see him, I couldn't see him, I can't see him"
I got away from the mirror, and brought out my phone to post this, but fucking the power went out, AND I HEARD THAT SAME CRASHING SOUND. I saw a shadow, fuck I couldn't see it. Fuck fuck fuck it's grotesque yet I CANT SEE IT!
Shit I hear something, something heavy. Fuck fuck it's in the house.
I'm hiding in the kitchen, I can hear something wetly munching on bone. I'm gonna take a peak.
I'm in the laundry room It's dark I put my brightness low I saw it, for a second It didn't notice me it's grotesque, muscles bulbously bulge it's hunched over form I still hear it eating Shit my phones on low battery, god I hope this sends. JUST DON'T.
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The Creation

In 1537 A.D, a creature was created. It's unknown how the creature was created or who created it, but it was the only one.
It could walk on its hind legs or crawl. It had sharp, threatening teeth. It was a creature that could kill, and that's what it did.
It killed stealthily; nobody even knew it existed. The sudden disappearances of people and animals were marked as "Unknown Disappearances" and forgotten about.
The creature wasn't a normal life form; it couldn't die from age, but it could from other forms of dying. It continued to hunt for food, but mostly to satisfy it's sadistic need for violence.
Eventually, as the creature started growing older, though at a very slow rate, it got more tired and starting letting it's guard down, not being as stealthy, and getting sighted a few times, so it stopped for a while. Only killing when he needed desperately to eat.
He devised a plan that he would stay completely hidden for a few years, then he would go all out, attacking every living thing he sees and hunting for more.
The second part of the plan, in which he attacks, was supposed to be January 1, 2014.
Luckily, a man named James Audrey reported to have killed this creation, but oddly, didn't have anything of any form to prove his claim to be true.
James died a week after his claim, the cause of death unknown.
His death was marked as an "Unknown Disappearance".
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The Creatures

Have you heard about the creatures?
They're everywhere.
But only for 1 day of the year.
They parade themselves around wearing other people's faces.
They go up and down the streets, taking anything given to them.
This goes on from about 7 to 10 PM.
They are always short little creatures.
Once they hit a certain age though,
They blend into society and stop being creatures.
Wanna know what they are?
They're children.
Trick or treaters.
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The Creepy Angry Bird

Angry Bird is one of the funner game ever! After all, these birds challenge you. Have you ever see a bird that is angrier? You have not! You are a silly small boy! Birds can be angrier ban the anger. These birds do challenge you! The bird bird angry bird. Red colors come to life!
These birds do not play. The bad piggies are not good pig. They are indeed quite challenging! How pig can you birderer before you are the Salade Russe? Salade Russe traditional meals with angriest birds! A ya ya ya! The birds do not in fact do this. The bird must block the blocks! The autopsy reveals many interesting key information! After all, there were numerous peck marks over the upper torso. An incision had been made, possibly with a bird beak. He did the angry! Angrier bird is the game you will laugh and love! A ya ya ya!
I'm going to pretend to be anything I please to BIRD! Angry bird is no ordinary bird! After all, this bird. Bird. Bird. Angry bird bird. Game the play is the simple bird farmer! After all, this game challenges you. Slope unblocked online game is only for the love and laugh and lovers. You are the birds!
Unfortunately the second person did have severe decomposition. A simple bird nest had been discovered inside the hollowed out cranium. After all, these birds are bad piggies! Bad piggies are not the pig, they are pig! Big pigs and little pigs. Birds are not the russian bird, they are french. Bird imitation! Bird drop. Carry the bird in a pocket. Do not dropper! After all, Angry Birds Unblocked mobile game is truly the bird. Infinite fun in a 2D environment with bird, bird and piggie! Pigler birds are not the bird. Unfortunately Salade Russe is no longer prepared with the birder. Birdie! Listen to the bird as you play the game and explore what the Angry bird has to offer! After all, the coroners report did say that the body had probably been around since the start of the "birdemic" problem that urban areas around the Detroit region had been facing. Bird bird!
Follow the bird's calls. You will locate a bird! A ya ya ya! Salade Russe traditional ocarina and ocerino bird! This bird is not a bird. It is the bird. Fingerprints belonging to businessman "Avery B. Terrance" were located upon a person who had contracted the disease. Avery was tracked down in a different state having no memory of the last 72 hours. This is not bird behavior, after all. These birds do challenge you. How far can you get in exciting levels?
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The Creepy Building

In 1950, a new tower was built in Miami, Florida. It is the tallest tower in theworld, so tall it literally goes up to the sky. It is used to punish big timecriminals. No one comes out of it alive. The government calls it Big CriminalDestruction, but most people commonly refer to it as The Creepy Building. Out of all the other big time criminals, I am the only survivor of that horrifying building.
Now, how did I become a big criminal, you ask? Well, It all started out when Iassassinated a democrat. His name was Jerry Mack, and he was in congress. It wason the night of January second, 1965. He was at home. I broke into his housethrough his window, armed with a sawed off shotgun that was loaded with silverbullets. I had the shotgun concealed in my pants. He usually stayed up late atnight, because he was such a busy man. He realized I was there, and ran into hisroom to get a loaded gun, but before he reached his bedroom I inflicted him withtwo epic head shots. He can bolt but he can't hide from me. Police arrived just two minutes after what I had done, and what I was proud of doing.
It was three weeks and four bloody days later that the pigs caught me. I fucking hate the authorities. Anyways, I was taken to court. My defender (I don'tfucking know how I got one) argued that I just need to take classes, see a therapist, and take heavy meds. I tried to argue against what my defender hadsaid, I was gonna say that I am just beginning my reign on this horriblefreaking place they call Earth, but they don't let you talk in court, which Ireally hate. I was charged with 45 years in The Creepy Building. I was so angry,because I needed to continue my reign. I was then taken to that horrifying place.
It was a lot more scarier then I expected. The first few rooms you are punishedby seeing the horrifying images of Hell, and of Satan. Satan's fucking face is sodamn horrifying. Hell and Satan are so horrifying that the human brain cannotcomprehend how horrifying they are. (Oh, and did I say the the tower is 300stories tall? Yes, apparently they are). Then you hear horrifying, bloodcurdling screams. You can also see clips of the full suicidemouse.avi, see thecursed Smile.jpg picture, and so much more horrifying things.
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The Creepy House

Kevin sat alone in the study of the old, dark mansion his parents had left him in their will, mindful of every creak, bump, and scratch coming from the locked room upstairs. His parents had told him that the place was his but that it was haunted by someone who had died there many years earlier. Then one day he got so sick of it he went upstairs. Busted down the door and found a man lieing in the bed when he apporched it it looked at him he screamed pooed himself then ran out of the house and said "FUCK THIS IM OUT" then he woke up wih the noise upstirs it was alll a dream then he went upstirs and almost opned he door when he rembered the dream then he woke up with the noise and then saw the movie "inception" and said "holy shit thats what happen to me" then...
Suddenly he moved to Chicago. The end.
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The Creepy Sound in Ipad!

This is true for some reason. At Tuesday, March 12 2013, I was playing Adventurecraft on the PC. While I doing the pistons project for the wardrobe, some sort of a soundtrack that I can hear is strange. At 8:19, I'm trying to play Draw Something while my sister was watching, The Pacifire on Disney. Is so strange, last time I never delete my 9 friends. But now all deleted, only left was "LetGoGo". Then I still hear another strange noise, but now is a squick. It's more like somebody use a swing in a playground. I about to flip out, then I close the Draw Something game. So at 8:21 I made this story. But I'm still scared.
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The Creepy Stories

This isn't really scary... But the truth inside of it is. Me and my friend, Lacy, have chatroom on Wednesdays. She seems like an angel. She doesn't really know anything dirty and has a child's voice. We talked about stuff happening in our lives really until she brought up something that happened a long time ago.
"Remember when I saw those shadows?" she asked.
"Yeah," I said.
I couldn't forget that.
At her friends house she saw a pitch black shadow standing in broad daylight. Her friend was sitting behind us.
"I thought you wouldn't talk about that!" Zoe exclaimed.
"But, I saw them again." Lacy trailed off. I gulped. The thought of that was scary.
"They were just standing there, I went to get my mom, but then they were gone. Again." Lacy said.
She said some other stories then she said something that made me completely forget the shadow people,
"I thought I recognized them, they looked old maybe even my grandparents. I said 'Hi' but they just looked the same way they were before. I tried again, but they stayed the same. I tried one more time and they yelled at me, like scream." Lacy said.
I gulped, again.
"Then something hit me..." she stayed quiet.
"All of my grandparents died before I met them."
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The Creepypasta/Trollpasta Drinking game

You guys are free to add in more if you desire so.
#Every time you see the word "Blood" or "Bloody", drink
#If there's talk about hyper-realistic images, drink
#If a character was an intern at something, drink.
#If it's a haunted video game that went evil because it had been forgotten for a long time and wanted to take revenge upon the player, drink
#If there's a serial killer for the sake of having a serial killer, drink
#If said serial killer has no buildup or back story until another pasta about the serial killer comes out, drink
#If said serial killer had a troubled past when it comes to dead parents, mean parents, poor parents or bullying gone wrong, drink
#If there's talk about some kid friendly thing going around murdering children, drink
#If a killer has a scar on his face, drink
#If a killer is (self-)mutilated, drink
#If there's a lost episode, drink
#If the pasta starts with the game/episode without any backstory, buildup, or context, drink
#If it's a theory that doesn't make sense, have no point other than to ruin people's childhoods, drink
# If a character goes to Gamestop or browses on eBay, drink
# If someone kills himself, drink
# When Every Word Is Capitalized Like This, Drink
# If the game/episode says "YOU'RE NEXT", drink
# If the game/episode was purchased at a garage sale, drink
# If the game/episode has nothing scary other than "pointless violence in children's media = scary", drink
# If the character tries to turn off something but it won't, drink
# If the character vows to never play anything/watch anything, drink
# If a character is brutally murdered, drink
# If there's anything related to the Devil (for example 666), drink
# If there's something in a different language, drink
# If the character knows how long something was on, drink
# If the killer has a gun or a knife, drink
# If the episode/game gets destroyed but it reappears, drink
# If the character assumes something in the game/episode is a glitch/bug/joke, drink
# If the music is slowed down/in reverse, drink
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The Crimson Beast

I was your ordinary small town resident. That is until one day me and my freinds went to the local national park. We went there expecting the same dull thing. So we decided to go and sneak off to go and shoot my freind Jim's paintball gun at the local wildlife. We were walking up towards a plateau when we stumbled upon a very unusual cave. Being the curious person I was I convinced my two freinds, David and Jim, to come with me into the cave. After about 20 minutes of exploring we started to hear some noises, so my freinds decided to leave me by myself to finish exploring. I thought to myself "god what wimps." That is until I started seeing shadows. Out of the corner of my eye I saw huge red shadows. Now usually I am not an easily scared person but now I was freaking out now. Then I started hearing it talk "Come now my little freind do you actually want to go now? But you just started coming in why don't you just come in and stay hmmm After all you don't need any of those foolish cowards. They refused to come so they should not even be able to be graced by your presence. Stay here where you will always be appreciated." I started to want it , but i knew I had to go back so I yelled out at the the top of my lungs " SHUT UP! I don't want to stay here, I want to be able to go home to my freinds." It then said " But me and you, we will be the best freinds their could be. you could stay and feel all the excitment you could ever want." I suddenly felt like staying still forced my way onwards. After quite some time after hearing its voice for so long i finally just stopped and fell asleep. When I woke up I was looking stright at its hideous terrifiying scaley face. It's face was huge and scaled, dyed crimson face. It was a monstrous beast, at least as tall as 15 feet. It then said in its hypnotic voice " You are diffrent from the others who ventured into this cave. They only became food but you, I like you." I the said "What are you going to do to me?" It then replied "Well i am going to make you look exactly like me after all I have been so lonley here for so long and you just remind me so much of myself. I was just like you until one day i came here and locked away in this cave ever since. but now that you're here i can finally stop being so lonley." I then yelled out pleading " just let me go please I don't want to stay here forevever. Please let me go." It said in reply " No i can't do that. but now its time for you to join me forever."
It's Not so bad now, me and him get along pretty well now and soon we will find someone else to come stay with us. We are just waiting and eating untill you show up.
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The Crocodile Hunter.exe

I WROTE THIS ALL IN CAPITALS BECAUSE THIS IS SO EXTREAM U YOU'LL HAVE 72 YEARS OF NIGHMARES AND NEVER LEAVE UR HOUSE AGAIN ONCE U START READING THIS U CAN'T STOP! I'MA TALKING 2 C'SHAN U CAN SUCK MY KNICKER ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK OR ATM!!!
So one day i was bored and I decided to wach TV and i found a mysterious channel called channel 0001.53 and i was like "Why not?" so i turned to it and it and about that time my mama came into the room and said that she had to leave go bail my brother out of jail (he's 4 years old by the way). she said not to get into trouble until she came back home so i said "OK" and she leaves so the channel was all whilte stuff like shshshshshsh and i was like "this stupid" but then then a show came on called "Crokadile hunter.exe" andi was like "Lololol this is gonna be good!" i then called my friend Morbid Cheese and I said "lol thers a violent show on my TV and my mama is gone to bail out my brother" he said "Shut up I'll be right there!" and so he comes and the show begins.
There was thsi person he said "hello my name is Patrixx - I mean Irwinton Steevington and I am the Crokodiel Hunter! as you cans ee i has a crokodile right here!" and a hyperrealistic crokodile fell out of the sky and sadi "Yeah lol I'm a crokodile!" and me and my frend were like "WAAAAAAAW!!!" but then some random person fell out of the sky and skreeme "HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM LINZEY LOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!" Inwington Steevington said "lol that be stupid person that we use as crocadile food." He then had hyperrealistic diamond encrushted chain saw and cut oof the heat that is now dead and threw it in fron of the crokodile and the crocadily says "lol" and eats the head in one bite and it was EPIC! but then a lady shoes up and said "It's Them!" then creepy Lavender Town music playes like Dodododododo and stuff and Irwinton Steevington was revealed to be Patrixx and the lady was Patricixx and Linzey Lohan was reavead to be some random guy and then Patrixx and Patricixx put their arms in the air and skreamed "SURRENDER NOW DIIIIIIE!" the the channel went back to white stuff adn we where spoooked to move.
I said "Well its just a TV show right?" But then he heard ROFLcopters outside so we ran 2 the window and there was PATRIXX!! and he said "Lol this is not just a show! I now have and army of hyperrealstic mutated Patrixx Crocadiles!" and he killed us and guts and stuff flew out
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