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Uncontroversially Evil

In humanity's blackened, disheartening history, there is yet such a thing as evil that goes by the public eye, without ne'er an accustion or finger-pointation of callous regard for the fellow man. For example, maybe you are walking along the road to fetch some milk, and a car drives past, over a nearby puddle, splashing you with the day's dirty rainfall. Now that's evil, but certainly not controversial. Anti-fascist protests, yes. But anti-"don't splash me when I'm walking near a puddle, twat" parades, no (besides, you'll liable to be splashed by an incoming car when you're parading on the middle of the street.)
This is known as uncontroversial evil. It's the DMZ between charity and greed, the byline twixt tolerance and beatings, the boundaries seperating maim and murder. Badness and unhappiness, whole, but not particularly newsworthy. In short, get used to it, cunt.
==Examples==
Get a life and get used to it, I guess. No? Fine. Here are some examples:
===Some fucker called "boss" who shat on you at work===
If you're self-employed, fuck you, you smarmy dipshit. If you're just employed, chances are you're under the daily thumb of an unloved son of a bitch called "your boss." Like me. Every day I shuffle into work at 8am, slot into schedule and categorise myself into the day's workload, then file myself into meetings, then list myself in the grey canteen, then drown myself into more workloads, deploy myself into the shitstorm "confidence boost" meeting, then bang my head for four hours before fucking off home at 8pm. All at the behest of "your boss", a piece of shit armchair Hitler. And he has a circle-jerk for a motivation speech.
Evil, but not noteworthy. Happens every minute.
===Some fucker who steals your girlfriend===
She's a bitch cyberwhore with signs labelled "FREE ADMISSION" pointing to her canyon-sized twat. But girls will be girls.
===Some fucker who cut in front of you in the shopping queue===
That fucking bitchfucker arsehole minging pissing driptowel.
===Some fucker who steals your "The Complete Works of Charles Dickens" set===
You hadn't even finished Bleak House. All 998 words of it.
==Future==
Fuck off. There, that's the future. Uncontroversial evil will meander through the ages and will just degenerate to a form of public rudeness. Which it is. Now fuck off.
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Uncyclo-Bomb

An Uncyclo-Bomb is a weapon of mass destruction used in rare occasions to defeat something with lies or injustice, because it is full of unhealthy coal and healthy cabbages. Every now and then, it is said that the Uncyclo-Bomb is actually capable of destroying something with lies and injustice, but no one has actually seen this happen. There is but a group of fanatics who claim to have seen it, but unfortunately they are mostly shrugged off as smelly old fools.
==In History==
The Uncyclo-Bomb was once used by Sir Uncyclopedia to defeat the Evil that is known as The Unspeakable (atleast, that's what the locals were calling it at the time). This occurred during the First Trial, which was documented in The Four Trials of Sir Uncyclopedia. Sir Uncyclopedia valiantly tossed the Uncylo-Bomb into the mouth of The Unspeakable and having swallowed it, The Unspeakable was destroyed by the power of truth and justice (that time was "truth"). Many rejoiced the victory of Sir Uncyclopedia, and that night he had many drinks and many women, though both not at the same time (he just wasn't much of a multi-tasker; otherwise there'd be only one trial). The next morning he awoke, and was on to the second trial, bearing in mind he needed to return to his many unborn children.
==Modern Usage==
1.Jib shoots it into the eye of a gigantic spider-like doppelganger. The robo-doppelganger's head Asplode so hard, that the abandoned factory asplode along with the robo-doppelganger.(btw, the robo-doppelganger was a grand robloxian.) jib has also used it to slaughter dozens of enemies.
2.Breaking news: The Uncyclo-Bomb is in use by Uncyclopedians still! We have new info below:
==How to make one==
You make an Uncyclo-Bomb by following these steps:
# Remove the insides of a potato.
# Fill potato with cabbages and coal.
# Cap potato.Must be capped. Without, it won't work.
# Insert fuse into potato.
# Put in a safe place for future use.
While Uncyclo-Bombs are now mass-produced by machines, making one yourself will ensure the bomb has a soul, which Robloxians particularly dread.
==Directions==
# Lay down near anybody.
# Light the fuse.
# Wait for bomb to make a splode
# Watch him/her dissolve, and listen to him/her scream in pain.
# After seeing him/her in pain, laugh happily or smile.
# Warning: May attract animals.
# Warning: Blowing yourself up with one is not good. at all.
==Footnotes==
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Uncyclo-classifieds

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Uncyclomedia Office

The Uncyclomedia Office is a recently-established function of the Uncyclomedia Foundation to control the stream of libel and LIBERAL CONSPIRACY THEORIES that enter Uncyclopedia on an occasional basis. Founded two minutes ago, the Uncyclomedia Office has every tool at its disposal necessary to deal with things that risk hurting the integrity of the Uncyclopedia.
The Uncyclomedia Office consists of Optimus Prime sitting at his desk listening to phone calls of people bitching about "lies" on the incredible edible Uncyclopedia. Occasionally, Optimus Prime will blow off their heads, because he's Optimus Prime, ya know?
==How Office Actions Work==
Very rarely, an office action will have to be imposed. These office actions consist of a unilateral blanking of the article, a notice of protection, and a block from editing. This tends to anger and upset the editing community, but it is the official stance of the Uncyclomedia Foundation that the editing community are the functional equivalent of "ant piss." Would you listen to puddles of ant piss? No, of course not.
Here's a typical article after a complaint by its subject caused a massive outbreak of derisive laughter from the Uncyclopedia community, followed by a spurious legal threat which led to an Office Action, and ultimately further editing by trusted admins to bring it fully into line with Uncyclomedia's firm policies on Biographies of Living People and Reliable Sources:
:Adolf Hitler is the Chancellor of Germany. He is noted for his work on the moral fibre of German society and stimulating the economy, notably through the Autobahn construction programm. Some have criticized aspects of his work.
See? Much better.
==Current Office Protections==
This is a list of current articles being controlled under the "Office Rule." Do not revert the page blankings. Do not undo the actions of the Office. Doing so will result in very unpleasant consequences for you, your family, your pets, and your favorite basketball team. You have been warned.
Resistance is futile. You will be ass-stimulated.
Full Protection
* Danny Brandt
* Danny Wool
* Danny Phantom
* Danny Carey
* Danny Danny
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Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself

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DON'T MESS WITH UNCYCLOPEDIA!
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Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself

Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself is a refreshing change from the pointlessness of its predecessors. Whereas Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself is undisputedly "the cream of the crop when it comes to pointlessness,"Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Itself in contrast Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself has a very valid point, namely to point out how pointless Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself is.
Theoretical scientists have hypothesised that if there were an Uncyclopedia article "Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself", this article would be roughly as pointless as Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself. However, since no such article exists, all such speculation is pointless.
Atomic theory states that as the number of recursive references in the title approaches 137, a number limited by the speed of light, the size of the article approaches infinity. So it is impossible for there to be more than 42 articles which extend in this direction (this number is limited by the huge number of articles in the Evil Wikia Empire. This is the question that theoretical scientists were looking for since 1.37E+10 B.C.
== References ==
You can look here if you want, but no one (except maybe your teacher) reads bibliographies, so don't bother.
== See Also ==
* Uncyclopedia
* Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself
* Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself
* Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself
* Temporal Paradox
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Category:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst
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Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself

Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself is the cream of the crop when it comes to pointlessness.
==See also==
*Uncyclopedia
*Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself
*Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Itself
*Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself
*Temporal Paradox
*Svalbard Empire's Fall, its return to National Status and getting Norway from the EU
*Svalbard and other cool countries
*An article on an article on an article on an article not related to Uncyclopedia
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Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Itself

Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Itself is considered by many to be a rather superfluous article, even by Uncyclopedia standards. It details the history of the writing and publication of the article which details the history of the writing and publication of the website on which both articles exist. Theoretical scientists have hypothesized that it is possible there are an infinite number of articles relating to Uncyclopedia, articles relating to other articles relating to Uncyclopedia, articles relating to articles relating to articles relating to Uncyclopedia, and so on, ad infinitum.
Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Itself was originally written as an NBC sitcom pilot, but was passed over in favor of the television adaptation of My Big Fat Greek Wedding. It eventually arrived in the hands of Uncyclopedia's creator Mel Gibson in 1997, ironically before either Uncyclopedia or Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself were published.
== See Also ==
* Uncyclopedia
* Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself
* Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself
* Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Its Article on Its Article on Itself
* Temporal Paradox
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Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself

Uncyclopedia's Article on Itself is a somewhat biased account of the history, purpose, and cultural role of the Internet reference giant. The fundamental cause of the bias in the article is unknown, but a small Communist faction based in Madrid is thought to be involved. Unfortunately, no text of greater depth and detail can be found on the subject of Uncyclopedia, so it is accepted as the truth — regardless of how many sources suggest otherwise.
It is believed that the bulk of the text was first written and codified in 4367 BCE, by the great Egyptian Pharaoh Steve Martin XIV, who dictated it to a group of 100 slaves. Upon turning in the original draft, the slaves were promply executed so that Martin could retain all credit for what historians consider to be the second humorous document ever written (the first being a tablet inscribed with the question, "What came first: The Chicken or the Egg?"). Martin had the account sealed inside his burial pyramid so securely that it was not discovered until 1980, by a team of archaeologists accompanying the crew of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Its existence has been deemed a miracle, since Uncyclopedia itself did not actually exist until 2005.
The hieroglyphics were later translated into English and posted to Uncyclopedia so that people could better understand the thing around which their pathetic lives revolved.
Unfortunately, the the article appears to be vandalized by a group of idiots at the Pokémon company who had no life. Those jerks were subsequently blocked indefinitely, though, and the page has since been protected to prevent editing.
==See Also==
* Uncyclopedia
* Uncyclopedia's Article on Its Article on Itself
* Temporal Paradox
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Uncyclopedia Appeal

== An appeal from Uncyclopedia founder, Viscount Jimmy Wales XIV ==
I got a lot of funny looks ten years ago when I started talking to people about my Coprophagia fetish.
Let’s just say some people were skeptical of the notion that volunteers from all across the world could come together to create a remarkable pool of human waste – all for the simple purpose of sharing their very own faeces, everyone devouring it in a mixture of wild decadence and guilty pleasure.
No ads. No agenda. No strings attached. Sometimes nuts and corn though. A lot of pinkeye... those were the days...I digress.
A decade after its founding, nearly 400 zillion people use Uncyclopedia and its sister sites every month - almost five quarters of the Internets-connected zooniverse.
It is the 1teenth most popular website in the world - but Uncyclopedia consistently follows the pattern of isn’t anything like a commercial website.
It is a fetid congregation of mutilated afterbirths community creation, written by n00bs! volunteers making one entry at a time. You are part of my our revenue source community. And I’m writing today to ask you to fork out and sustain the shoddy, crumbling foundations of Uncyclopedia.
Together, we can keep it free of charge and free of advertising. We can keep it open – you can use the information in Uncyclopedia any way you want. We can keep it growing – spreading knowledge everywhere, and inviting participation from everyone.
Each year at this time, we reach out to ask you and others all across the Uncyclopedia, ehrm...community to help sustain our joint (technically I hold a 90% share) enterprise with a modest donation of 20, 35 or 50 firstborn children's femur bones or more (My fetishes are many and varied).
If you value Uncyclopedia as a source of fecal matter – and a source of runny anal juices (YUM) – I hope you’ll choose to act right now.
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All the best,
Jimmy Wales
Founder, Wikipedia
P.S. Wikipedia is about the power of people like me to do extraordinary things. People like me make Uncyclopedia, one shady car park blowjob word at a time. People like you fund my Cayman Islands mansion it , one donation at a time. It's proof of our collective potential to change the world...sniggering laugh.
= Adios Suckas! =
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Uncyclopedia Defense Squadron

For too long now has Wikipedia claimed to be the definitive source of information on everything worth knowing. For too long has it been compiled by our soulless cousins who think they know everything, and if you disagree, they will revert your edits and pwn you by reporting you to his mighty Jimboness. Well we here at Uncyclopedia say, enough is enough! Our boring cousins over on Wikipedia claim they are experts on the world, yet they are too busy worshipping The Cult of Jimbo to realise that we, the Uncyclopedians, are the only hope for mankind! So join up today, and help bring Wikipedia to it's knees. And not in the way that Jimbo makes his users go down on their knees so that they can become admins.
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==Why do we need to destroy Wikipedia?==
Our secret spies on Wikipedia, who bravely sacrificed themselves in order to infiltrate the ranks of important Wikipedians, have uncovered a diabolical plan. Jimbo plans to use Wikipedia to take over the world! He has created a five step plan to do this:
* Refuse to listen to their views, as they are 'fringe'. This will allow him to spread his own evil atheistic agenda!
* Forcing Wikipedia policies on them so hard, they won't talk to people unless they can establish their notability through several reliable sources
* Controlling their minds via transmissions sent through Wikipedia and picked up by everyone who uses it!
* He will then use his Wiki-Army to establish an evil Communism empire.
* Then, he will make all the men wear dresses, to make them 'prettyful'. Shudder.
When this has all been accomplished, he will have a planet of mindless zombie slaves, who will have to make a minimum of 500 edits a day to Wikipedia.
==How can you help?==
If you've made it this far then great! If not, you've either decided that this is a load of bollocks and you can't be fucked to read through this crap, or you've got so excited at the prospect of a Jimbo gay sex world, that you've gone on to his page on Wikipedia and rubbed one out over his picture.
The first step to helping is to sign up, by putting your signature on the talk page of this article. 'But I don't have an account!' I hear you say. Well sign up you lazy no good son of a bitch. When you've done this, then create a account on Wikipedia (its not something many of us like to do, it's akin to having your scrotum chewed by wild dogs, but its got to be done). Then, start blanking every page you can find and replacing it with 'Uncyclopedia Rules! I won't serve you Jimbo!'
So get going you lazy bastards, and happy hunting!
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Uncyclopedia Gold/1

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