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Pedantic Redditor Copypasta

Redditor refrain notice: I have run into this problem frequently enough with Redditors that I deemed it necessary to create this notice and place it at the bottom of all my posts. Redditors, by and large, seem to both get off and be unjustly rewarded via upvotes for a few things.
Being pedantic (pointing out minor errors, correcting people who make small mistakes, and bragging about their knowledge and expertise.) Not directly answering the question the poster asked but instead providing the questioner with other information ranging from tangential to completely unrelated. Providing broad unactionable advice that holds some general truth (doesn't help anyone and still gets upvoted) Providing "safe" and/or "responsible" answers that don't answer the question directly but instead delegate to other sources (i.e. "you should contact a professional", "pay X to do it.", etc.). Yea, I know I'm taking a risk asking strangers questions on the internet. Provide useful responses or move on. Being unnecessarily contrarian purely for the sake of being contrarian so they can feel superior and valiant (of which they are neither) Being overly concise without any elaboration, ultimately resulting in the reader having more questions than answers Commenting with corny Reddit humor that both isn't funny and doesn't provide any actual value to the conversation PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING THESE THINGS IF YOU CAN HELP IT. THANK YOU.
P.S.
I didn't make this notice to be a meany butt; I made it to help improve the overall decorum and utility of Reddit for both myself and others.
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Peking ducks

so once i woke up and there was a peking duck in front of my face. i quickly backed away in suprise and i put it outside.  when i turned around i saw 5 pekin ducks on the floor. i put them outside and i couldn't belive my ass. uh i meant my eyes. there were a million of pekin ducks on my front yard. they were everywhere i turned around and there were thousands of pekin ducks in my house quacking. i tried putting them outside but everytime i do more of them get in my home. i then looked in the mirror and i had a reflection of a pekin duck. the duck then came out of the mirror and killed me. and then a skeleton popped out
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Penis

First off, this is a true story. This shit is not fake. FO SHO.
Okay, so one day I was really bored and decided to go shopping with my dad. He got some condoms and then I saw a mirror and the mirror continued being a mirror. So I screamed and pissed myself a little bit. My dad came over to where I was and he had a boner so I was happy and we walked home with a discount.
After we got home, he started boning the chair in the living room and I wondered about that mirror. That mirror has something against me, I know it! Stuff like that just dosent happen!! Then I called my best friend and she said not now i have a big ass boner. Then i said okay and went in my room.. but then i noticed my mirror was being a mirror and freaked out again. My dad came in with a boner again and we went to the store so he could get more condoms. Then I noticed that fucking mirror was licking its lips at me and I got the stragnest lady boner.
And I could almost hear something from that mirror!!!!
I think it was saying BONER BONER BONER. But that CANT BE ITT!! Then I told that mirror off and it broke and then i discovered I was a man. How? I had a penis! A long penis. Then I spit at the mirror, got condoms, and had angry sex with my dad.
That mirror and my penis still haunt me from this day.
THIS IS REAL. DO NOT GET A BONER EVERY AGAIN.
BONERS ARE NOT COOL GUYS. DONT FUCK EM. yes
muhuhaha im the evil boner
the biggest
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Penis Sharpener

I use my modest penis fairly frequent in order to have sex with this woman I've been talking to online for the last few years, and I just can't imagine sex would be any fun if somebody removed my penis, but, much like this other guy here, that is exactly what is happening.
Each week when I sign in for my sexual session, the woman tells me that there seems to be less penis than the last time, and while it's not a lot, she certainly isn't wrong. In the recent months, I don't even bother taking my self-warming, self-lubricating fleshlight out of the carrier. We're too fascinated by where my penis is going and how much more can possibly be taken. When we first started, back when my high-powered fleshlight hadn't had its tickler spines worn to nubs, my penis was actually quite large. Very heavy and wobbly even when not fully engorged. I was able to slap it around playfully to wake it up like the big belly of a dad on a Saturday morning, and also like a slumbering dad, it used to have a pleasant beefy smell. But now? Well, my penis certainly doesn't smell like much, and it's more of a taquito than a burrito. Even the huevos are acting loco.
This woman I talk to is technically a subscription service, so she can't say it directly, but she's certainly implied that the spinning/twisting action of my high-end fleshlight is pencil sharpening my penis down to nothing. I think there must be other factors at play, but there's no denying my penis reductionification all began when I let that fancy fleshlight go to town on my while the lady on the screen wiggled her toes for me and named each on of them after my favorite Marvel side characters. I swear that fleshlight kicks it up a notch when Korg is doing "his" thing! The thought of that used to get the old walrus rolling back into the ocean, but these days, it's just a lemming in its hidey hole.
Is it the fleshlight? I think they'd warn a customer about the penis removing effects. I can't believe that's the problem no matter how concerned the woman is. No, I can't give it up. I'll just have to find something that can grow my penis. A reverse fleshlight, maybe? If such a thing exists. Well, perhaps I can just put my own fleshlight in reverse?
Maybe I can return this skinny cub back to its big grizz glory?
Wish me luck.
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Peppa's Juice

Hello. I'm a 15-year-old person who likes to watch horror movies. But after I saw an episode of Peppa Pig, I quit watching all horror movies (Except The Shining). Peppa Pig is a kids show with a pig named Peppa who goes on new adventures every episode with her brother and parents. This episode scared me for life.(Except at the beginning). But I only watch the normal episode of Peppa pig.
==Episode==
Like every episode, this episode starts with the intro. It was good so far... until after Peppa introduces herself, she mentions that her family dies in the episode. Then the logo appears on the screen and it shows Peppa Pig with red eyes and a frown.
The title card says Peppa's Juices. Peppa wakes up in her bed and gets ready for the day. She comes down to see the family at the kitchen table eating breakfast. George was with his dinosaur, Mommy Pig was cooking, and Daddy Pig was reading his paper and drinking coffee. The only thing weird about this scene was that for a split second on the paper, it says 666 in red. The screen goes to black. During the black screen, I saw how long this episode was, it was 8 mins instead of the usual 5.
The black screen was up for about a minute and when it came back, Peppa was planning her killing spree (Which has no build-up and comes out of nowhere, but I just continued). Peppa got a knife from the kitchen (Which looked like Knife from the internet show Inanimate Insanity) and started killing her family. George got stabbed to death, Mommy Pig came in and sees George's dead body and Peppa smashes the computer onto Mommy Pig, and Daddy Pig got slit in the throat by a paper cut.
Peppa then wakes up in her bed and said, 'Oh, it was just a dream' (This was the only thing she said in the episode minus the intro). Then she goes downstairs to see cops in the kitchen and one of the cops say, SURPRISE MOTHERF... before killing Peppa with a pistol. The episode ends there. The credits play normally but halfway into the credits, there is a deep voice saying, YOU CAUSED PEPPA'S DEATH! Then the credits finish and the Nickelodeon logo appears like any other show but the music from the Walt Disney Television logo from 1987-2003 plays. Then the scariest part happens. There is a black screen for about 10 secs and then a picture of the Joker from Batman appears out of nowhere and scares the crap out of me. The Joker face still haunts my nightmares to this day.
Also I always got nightmare's. In my nightmare, I saw Peppa pig, and she said:
Let's play a little game,
-Peppa.Exe
The End...
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Peppa Pig.666

When it was my twelveth birthday, my grandma had given me a Peppa pig DVD, "aw grandma, you know I don't watch these anymore!" I told her in a whiney tone, "C'mon Quinn. now this one is good, give it a try, boy" Grandma convinced me to give it a watch, "Tomorrow, Fine... whatever. Grandma" I sighed, I looked at the DVD, it looked abit odd, which I neglected that without thought,
The next day after my birthday, when I finish getting dressed, I sigh as I put the DVD into my laptop and watch, as the episode starts, it looks normal, but soon glitches, faint static sounds appear, and an Image of Peppa Pig's family comes on screen for about 7 seconds, but their eyes are black and black liquid is pouring out of their eye sockets, and the last 1000000000 nanoseconds that equal 1 second of the image appearing it glitches, they all smile, large smiles, they're ends of their mouths reach to their eyes,
And soon it goes all black for 1.999 seconds until the next part starts, this time, it shows George and Edmond playing outside, the ball rolls to the road, which causes George to run after it, then a Truck was steering directly at George and kills George, when it shows a hyper-realistic image of the corpse of George, my heart falls to my stomach, I almost puke, it shows that image for about one minute, the next part is Mommy Pig crying in the kitchen, the crying sounded so real, soon Mommy Pig grabs a knife, I jump out of my lazy position and really pay attention,
she heads to Daddy Pig in the living room sobbing, and she slices his stomach open. and it has realistic organs, in the upstairs attic in the bed my friends actually start dying in the sudden night. soon it shows Peppa Pig witnessing the death of her father, and Mommy Pig sees her, Mommy Pig then runs to her, and an extremely loud and horrendous scream from Peppa pig, at this point, there's seriously no sound after the scream, and then Mommy Pig stabs her neck and Decapites Peppa, and Mommy Pig had then gone to the bathroom and then she had hung herself, and it ends with credits in Obelix Pro font,
Soon the DVD pops out.
I run to the bathroom and puke in the toilet, and the image of the horrendous image of Peppa's family pops up in my head, and soon at Dinner, My father asks what's wrong, "O- oh its nothing," I respond, as soon as I finish my dinner, I go to my room and Check the DVD, but this time, instead of it saying "Peppa Pig" it had changed, it had now said "Peppa Pig.666" in Blood red text, and I then throw it on the floor, and without actually thinking, I stomp on it, later that night, I had a nightmare of the DVD,
and Every night I have the same nightmare, and later, I called my grandma on the phone to ask what on earth is happening, she only said
"Peppa Pig is here"
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Peppa Pig: A Muddy Puddle

It was a cloudy and quiet day at the Peppa Pig house, a home isolated on top of a hill, baren with any sign of other life other than the residents, or the grass covering the hill they placed home at. Despite being quiet so far, this day will become one of the start-ups of yearlong tragedies and death, all because of one thing: puddles. You see, this day wasn't as sunny and bright as you would think, no, there was a violent storm that had dowsed the town with an inch of rain... I say all this, because to Peppa and her family loved the muddy puddles that followed after rain. They practically worshipped them. They made their world go round... And soon, will lead them to their downfall...
The door soon opened, rather violently, as Peppa and George had finally noticed a few puddles that formed, just for them! It was time to play outside, blow bubbles and jump in muddy puddles...
"George!" Peppa shouted. "Have you gotten the mud boots on?"
George simply replied with an approving snort, signaling he had not forgotten his boots. They then headed out the door, surveying the area for nearby puddles. For some odd reason, they couldn't find a single puddle, as if it hadn't even rained yesterday... Eventually, Peppa grew tired of searching, and decided to grab her bubble making kit, and pass the day that way. George, however, was determined. he was sure there would be a puddle out here somewhere! So he searched, searched, and searched, until at last, he had found one.
Peppa was blowing bubbles when the look of pure bliss of her face, soon turned to that of fear and concern, as she noticed George about to play in the puddle.
"George! That's not a muddy puddle you're jumping in!" Peppa began. She then chose her words wisely. The main reason she wanted to get George out of that puddle, was because she knew what that puddle actually was. It was at one point, a hole dug up by Suzy and Peppa made to search for a cursed relic, now completely turned into a puddle. So, in order to shock her little brother into, she retorted, "That's Daddy Pig's shi-!" But before she could even finish, she was too late... George jumped in.
George, squealing in a happy way, attempted to jump again, but... He couldn't. He tried again, and again, to no avail. Then the voice of Peppa rang into his mind. He thought this was actual fecal matter. Upon this horrifying thought, George cried for Peppa. Peppa, however, remained oddly unfazed by it. In fact, she had an odd smirk on her face as George started to slowly sink down... This pit... Did it even have a ground in it? George let out a piercing cry for help, but it was never answered. Suddenly, George swiftly dived under, never to be seen by anyone again...
If George were still alive, he would feel angry at the shitty demise he had gotten...
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Peppa Pig: George goes to hell

Peppa pig was a good show. It was one of the 3 shows to be based around pig protagonists. I can't mention the other 2 cuz I want this to be about the Peppa pig Episode I found on a DVD. Yes, a DVD. It was called "George Goes to hell" I was confused with the name. I think it's existence was crazy, but I watched it anyways. And OH BOY I regretted it. 
The Episode was Strange, it Started with the intro, but the sky was red. Everything else was fine and normal. The intro ends and the Episode Started with the normal blue sky. The title text was red and it said "George goes to hell" it zooms into the kitchen and it shows George with his dinosaur and Peppa with her Teddy. "I just got an idea" said peppa. It cuts to peppa's room where Peppa and George go with the Teddy and dinosaur. 
But then when George was following his sister, he saw a purple portal in the bath tub. It cuts to the bathroom and the portal. We see the portal with the word Hell over it. He accidentally dropped his dinosaur in the portal. Now, George would usually cry after that, but this time, a yellow arm picked up george and dropped george in the portal!
Then, George gets sucked in. He got shot out of the portal and hits his head in a castle. He saw the castle and Became scared. He runs back to the portal but it closes before he escaped. He saw his dinosaur on the ground and picks it up and hugs it. He then went into the castle and saw a demon. The demon said " Well well well, if it isn't George Pig." George got scared again and ran away from the demon. He then went through a portal, hoping it would take him back. The demon almost caught him but he spear fire tridents the demon failed to get him. 
George went through the portal and opened his eyes to see he is back in his house. George went away from the bathtub and went to peppa's room and saw peppa Hanging out with her friends. George asked peppa if she recognized him. And peppa said "George! I missed you for an hour! Where have you been?" George said "uhh, I don't remember" Peppa was relieved to see George again. Rebecca rabbit, Danny dog, Pedro pony, and Susie sheep were there too, and were also happy to see George again. but a red text appear saying "GEORGE IS STILL IN H E L L AND HIS SOUL IS ON OUR HANDS -MAJIN" 
The Episode ended with the normal Credits and the disc came out. I put it back in the case and I didn't know what I saw. I thought to myself, "what did I just watch?" I guess I will never know. BUT THEN an anonnymus email sliped in my Inbox saying "This episode was made by James R Wilberton. He has Brown hair, Green eyes, and a Wart on his nose. He has been accused of canibalinsm, child abuse and hijacking Nick Jr. And 2 other kids channels. If Found, Dial 911 Immediately" I was concerned about it. I got out an AK-47 and saw James out my window and Shot him in the head. So That Was the guy that made this Demonic Episode of Peppa. Oh.
The end.
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Peppa Pig - Lost Episode: Why?

One day, I was with my brother and I asked him. "Hey. How about we watch Peppa Pig?", he agrees.
Because we used to love Peppa Pig as kids, the good thing it's that it's still on TV. But we never got see the new episodes, because we got to new things like Dora the Explorer, Spongebob and Thomas the Tank Engine.
So we went to a DVD store, looking for some Peppa Pig DVDs, but we couldn't find any. But luckily, we did. But the case looked dusty and there was a sticker labelled "Peppa Pig - Lost Episode". We then thought to ourselves, "Wow. An episode we haven't seen!".
So we bought it for $6.66, we were still confused. Then asked my brother, "How can be a Peppa Pig episode like this would be that scary?". He replied, "I don't know, maybe we'll find out".
So, we went home, put the disc into the DVD player and the intro started. But it was very odd. The sky was black, the music was playing in reverse, the title card with the words "Peppa Pig" was in blood-red and Peppa looked normal. And it just stayed there.
Then, the episode started. The episode was just called "Why?". The house was on fire, realistic fire. The camera panned into the living room, which gets more worse. George, Mummy and Daddy Pig all look scared, then one of the sharp wood from the house fell and landed on George's stomach with blood flying. My brother vomited on the floor, but we kept going.
It then cuts to outside. Then to our shocking surprise, the house exploded. There were no sign of firetrucks or ambulances during this. The dismembered heads of George, Mummy and Daddy Pig are then seen flying. Then, it cut to a hill with... Oh my god, Peppa! She looked dead in fact... She was dead! It went to static for a good ten seconds.
Peppa then appeared onscreen looking very sad. Her dress was a dark grey, her eyes were missing, she was covered in blood and was frowning. We felt really bad for Peppa. The picture looked more like someone would make in MS Paint. Then, Peppa began to speak the most disturbing thing ever: "Why? Why did you not watch another episode of me? Thanks to you, my family's dead. Can't you see that I'm suffering? Well, someday... you will regret it." The video ended there.
We took the disc out and smashed it to bits. We had nightmares from this. So after that, I couldn't take it anymore and I put all of my Peppa Pig stuff in the recycle bin. And since up to now, I never watched another episode of Peppa Pig again.
So, the next time you come across this episode, don't watch it. Watch other things, it's for your own good.
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Peppa Pig Fascism Theory

My favorite character in Peppa Pig has to be Tiddles, Miss Hamster's pet tortoise in Peppa pig. Although my choice might be baseless, to troll, or even stupid, there is a certain philosophy behind Tiddles that one cannot overlook. When you dive deeper into what Tiddles represents, you uncover Peppa pig's hidden reality: it is a fascist environment encouraging disgraceful behavior such as segregation, oppression, and stereotypes towards the lower class. Again, that might sound foolish, but here's the main question. Why are some animals wearing clothes and shoes, walking like humans, using credit cards, etc., while others stay like animals, crawling, pooping on the floor, etc. When you look at the "human-like" animals, you can notice that all of them are mammals (pigs, sheep, wolves, zebras, ponies, cats, rabbits). On the other end of the spectrum, you have the animals that "stay" like animals (parrot, tortoise, lizard, goldfish, gecko, etc.). These animals are lizards, birds, fish, anything but mammals. This exposes the hidden truth behind the fun and games the show brings. In reality, Peppa pig is a post-apocalyptic dystopia occurring after the extinction of mankind, as shown by the absence of apes and humans throughout the show. The mammals, instead of reconstructing an utopia for all animals to live in harmony, decided to take the place of their occupiers at the top of the food chain. The rest of the animals are there to fill the role that the mammals previously held: livestock and pets. We can see that one of Peppa pig's favorite foods is spaghetti, pancakes, and cakes, which are made out of eggs, something a chicken (not a mammal) lays. Speaking of chickens, doesn't Granny pig have 4 pet chickens that lay eggs during certain episodes?
Tiddles is a great example of the segregation between mammals and other animals, demonstrating perfectly the "foolish" stereotype generally represented by upper classes (Episode 29, Season 3). He often gets lost, stuck in a tree, and shows zero emotion, unlike the main characters. Tiddles, just like Miss Hamster's other pets, are demonstrated as stupid, and a laughing stock. Tiddles demonstrates perfectly three of the main aspects of fascism present in Peppa's reality. First of all, if it wasn't obvious enough, mammals are clearly the privileged "race" in this equation. It is also a totalitarian society controlled by the mammals as stated before, it discriminates against the lower class by portraying non-mammals like idiots. Thirdly, it demonstrates forcible suppression by Miss Hamster; she keeps Tiddles and her other pets caged and boxed. In conclusion, Tiddles is my favorite character ever in any tv show or movie because he is a huge element of symbolism in Peppa pig's not so wonderful world. He brings to light the true reality of the universe he lives in, and the injustices he must face day to day.
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