Super Mario Party 2006

I don't want to argue that Super Mario Party is the best Mario Party ever. Why you may ask? Is because it has some great mini games and a great reboot of the franchise but I would have more fun and excitement. it's ruined by a beta of this game made somewhere in 2006 let me tell you the story.
== The Story (2012) ==
On a innocent rainy sunday In April 2012 I was playing Modern Warfare 3 until I was struck by an idea to check the game store that opened not so long ago I jammed Some club bangers on my CD player and I went to the game store. When i got arrived I went to check the store before buying anything there were games from the Atari 2600 to The PS3,Xbox 360 And The Wii I went to check the Wii games to pick up some games that I didn't owned already. While I picked Okami I stepped on something plastic like a case and I looked down and found a game that i never hearded so I picked the case and I went to pay for both of the games and I went home. I wanted to check that out but I saved it for an other day and I stored it in my closet where my N64
== The Story (June 12th 2018) ==
After That I Saw Nintendo Direct E3 2018, I went to find my old N64 to replay the first 3 Mario Party games because it was my favorite Mario series Growing Up but I came across the Super Mario Party beta I picked up since 6 years ago I decided to examine the disc and found out that was a Wii Disc so I Had a app on my laptop that you can examine files and I put the disc in my computer and there was a video file and some textures for Mario Party 7 probably some leftovers. I Clicked the video file and it was a MrSafety concert performed in a bar performing Make Poop in December 4th 2005. It was hilarious I laughed to death. After That, I turned off my laptop and turned on my Wii and I inserted the disc there was no preview just a black screen so i started the disc and there was white text with debug font on a black screen there was 2 options: Play Game and Options. I clicked options and my Wii froze with that screeching sound i reset the Wii and chose Play Game. The graphics was really ahead for its time it looks like the final product but what happened was really disturbing and the quality looked like a old TV liked in a Saw style but Luigi was eating poop from a toilet in a jail scene. he was crying and begging for someone to let him out. I was mario and it was a first person like a VR style. I was in a chair tied up and i looked right no options so I looked left and there was only one option press A button to inject adrenaline so I had no choice to do that and it showed him ejecting adrenaline from his wrist and he snapped his wrist with a awful cracking sound and then the tv showed Bowser's face and said in a very demonic voice: 10 seconds left Mario and he did a demonic laugh similar to Mario 64 so there was a timer on the bottom left of the screen and I couldn't do anything so I turned off the Wii and it couldn't turn off so I suffered and it faded to black and white text appeared on a black screen saying coming soon you can now turn off your system (I couldn't see the year because it was blurred by something) so I turned off my system and played Watch Dogs 2 on PS4 to forget about it after that I went to the same game store I bought this game. He charged me 255$ so I kept the money for the bills all that stuff like that and I never hearded that demo since.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.