Darkness Manifested

Okay, okay. This is a true story before you all ask.
I was walking home from school and got a message from a black box. It said the world was going to end tomorrow. I was struck with grief and terror, absolute grief and terror. I didn't know what to do. I rushed home and sent the text to people on instagram, and they all freaked out too. We all had a network of freaking out, we were all really scared. Suddenly, my friend, joshie, deleted his insta account and called me. "help.exe" he said, as my phone died. I didn't know what exe is so I had to google it. I saw a hyper realistic looking face of my friend crying blood and didn't know what to do, when I got another message. "You don't know what you are dealing with." I cried and realized it was 3:AM. My wallpaper bled hyper-realistic paint. My phone rang, the lavender town theme playing and jeff the killer's face on it. I turned it off, and didn't know what to do. Suddenly joshie called me again, and said "Run, don't meet my fate." So I ran and kicked my window out. I ran but got stopped by a neighbor who grabbed an tried to kill me, but I shot him with my Deagle in the face no scope. I ran off and my other neighbors tried to kill me by asking what I was doing, but I rekt them all. They stood no chance. 
I realized I was out of ammo as the police handcuffed me but I broke out my karate skills and killed them all. Jeff the Killer approached me and said "You have potential." I killed him. I got another text. It was from a rad lad named EVIL PATRIXX. Before I could read it, my phone exploded as this rad lad had exploded it. I survived the explosion flawlessly and knew he was my true enemy. Walking past the corpses of my longtime neighbors, I took the officers handgun and got cornered by anti-terrorist unit. They all were rekt by my hyper realistic skills as they all gave out hyper realistic cries of agony. Suddenly, my phone rang again. It may have exploded but it too survived. I was texted by Jeff the killer who possessed my phone, and apparently never died. I cried and didn't know what to do. A hyper realistic explosion occurred nearby. I investigated as I am a law abiding citizen, and it was a pipe explosion. Nobody was nearby as this part of town was sealed off for reasons I don't know though, so it is fine. The police shouted: "Drop all your weapons and get on the ground!" To me, so I took a selfie with them, than unleashed my ultimate powers upon them and they all died and bled hyper realistic blood. The military now came, alongside tanks. I killed them all and they bled hyper realistic blood. Suddenly, my instagram caught me off guard as a friend liked my selfie. Cool. However, someone commented 'What'. They were named Ron. Ron is truly a crook and terrible person for that. I realized he was my TRUE enemy. I used by hacker skills and got his IP. However, he too was an MLG pro and managed to rekt me. As I layed dying, I unleashed my true powers again and he died. I realized, I had eliminated the worlds evils and became on the level of Jesus himself. If you ever find Ron's spirit, run. He is darkness incarnate for saying 'What' on my insta.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TRUE STORY