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Canada Moist Talkers/Season 11

The Moist Talkers' strong performance continues into after their swap into Mild Low, and they stay on top even with the advent of Black Hole and Sun 2 interfering with their record. Heading into the Postseason, fate again wouldn't have it as the Yellowstone Magic quickly handle the Moist Talkers in four games.
In the election, the Moist Talkers gained V The Hierophant as their Tarot Card, only earning the single blessing due to being in effect.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Eugenia Garbage
*Ziwa Mueller
*Cedric Spliff
*Commissioner Vapor
*Jesús Koch
*Beans McBlase
*Alston Cerveza
*Lachlan Shelton
*Fish Summer
*York Silk	
*PolkaDot Patterson
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Beasley Gloom
*Mooney Doctor	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	 	
==Season Events==
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 12

==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Eugenia Garbage
*Ziwa Mueller
*Cedric Spliff
*Commissioner Vapor
*Jesús Koch
*Beans McBlase
*Alston Cerveza
*Lachlan Shelton
*Fish Summer
*York Silk	
*PolkaDot Patterson
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Beasley Gloom
*Mooney Doctor	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
*Denim Squall	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
*Denim Squall	 	
==Season Events==
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 13

==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Eugenia Garbage
*Ziwa Mueller
*Cedric Spliff
*Commissioner Vapor
*Jesús Koch
*Beans McBlase
*Alston Cerveza
*Lachlan Shelton
*Fish Summer
*York Silk	
*Doc Anice
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Beasley Gloom
*Mooney Doctor	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
*Denim Squall	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
*Denim Squall	 	
==Season Events==
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 14

With their best overall record yet, the Talkers won their first championship for York!
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Eugenia Garbage
*Ziwa Mueller
*Cedric Spliff
*Commissioner Vapor
*Jesús Koch
*Beans McBlase
*Alston Cerveza
*Lachlan Shelton
*Fish Summer
*York Silk	
*Bright Zimmerman
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Beasley Gloom
*Polkadot Patterson	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Mooney Doctor
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
*Denim Squall
*Premjeet Liu	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Mooney Doctor
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
*Denim Squall
*Premjeet Liu	 	
==Season Events==
===Renovations===
*Viscosity + - 3,968,390 Coins Spent
**The Gleek became 6% more Viscous!
*Big Buckets - 1,699,486 Coins Spent
**The Gleek builds !
===Wills===
*Infuse
**The Moist Talkers vote to infuse Lucien Patchwork.
**Lucien Patchwork is Infused.
***Combined 
**Infuse - 41% of all Moist Talkers Will VotesThis Filing - 13% of Moist Talkers Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 5% chance of happening.
*Revoke
**The Moist Talkers revoke Bright Zimmerman.
**Bright Zimmerman is now .
***
**Bright Zimmerman wandered to a new team.
*** Bright Zimmerman, Rotation 
*** Bright Zimmerman, Rotation 
**Revoke - 38% of all Moist Talkers Will VotesThis Filing - 100% of Moist Talkers Revoke VotesFinal Odds - 38% chance of happening.
===Blessings===
*Headliners blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
**The Moist Talkers sorted their lineup by Idolatry.
**The Moist Talkers had 7% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Millennials with 45%121,210 votes were cast.
==Season Overview==
Category:Canada Moist Talkers
Category:Season 14
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 1 (NEW)

==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation
*Russo Slugger
*Nerd James
*Tad Seeth
*Donna Miličić
*Khulan Sagaba
*Jay Camacho
*Stretch Filigree
*Ginger Fiesta
*Scott Gray	
*Eris Street
*Abner Pothos
*Gloria Bentley
*Simon Haley
*Paula Reddick
==Season Events==
===Horizon===
Horizon weather caused three players to be buried on the team: Bennett Takahashi on Day 12, Justice Valenzuela on Day 53, and Stephanie Winters on Day 76.
==Election Results==
===Decrees===
The Canada Moist Talkers were one of a few teams to be immediately affected by the opening of the Forbidden Book.
*NEW Open the Forbidden Book passed with 62% of all Decree Votes.
**THE BOOK OPENS
**SOLAR ECLIPSE
**UMPIRES' EYES TURN WHITE
**STAR PLAYER SIMON HALEY SWEARS IN. THEY EMBARK ON A SIDE QUEST IN THE SHADOWS. PIXIE CARBERRY CLOCKS IN.
**THE CORONATION ERA BEGINS.
===Blessings===
*NEW Max Out Pitcher
**Abner Pothos' entire Zone heats up. It's Red Hot!
**Won with 4.151796660037594%
==Season Overview==
Category:Canada Moist Talkers
Category:Season 1
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 2

Continuing into Season 2, the Moist Talkers suffered from a single incineration which saw hitter Trevino Merritt replaced by Simon Haley, and their performance improved to take them to the top team in their division.
Despite this success, their postseason dreams were dashed by the Philly Pies, who defeated the Moist Talkers 3-0 in Round 1 of the playoffs, eventually winning the Internet Series. Things weren't all horrible, as during the election, the Moist Talkers stole star pitcher PolkaDot Patterson from the Baltimore Crabs, significantly improving the team's pitching.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Kennedy Alstott
*Tyler Violet
*Elijah Bates
*Trevino Merritt
*Joe Voorhees
*Jesús Koch
*Eugenia Garbage
*Richmond Harrison
*Hobbs Cain	
*Oliver Notarobot
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Ortiz Morse
*Mooney Doctor	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 21

==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Eugenia Garbage
*Greer Lott
*Lucien Patchwork
*Randy Dennis
*Lachlan Shelton
*Cedric Spliff
*Augusto Reddick	
*Jacoby Podcast
*Ziwa Mueller
*Jenkins Good
*Beasley Gloom
*Amos Melon	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Mooney Doctor
*Denim Squall
*Premjeet Liu
*Rosstin Andante
*Rhombus Drama
*Billup Kiddo
*Zeke Wallace
*Cudi Di Batterino
*Sixpack Dogwalker
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
*Paco Junebug	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Mooney Doctor
*Denim Squall
*Premjeet Liu
*Rosstin Andante
*Rhombus Drama
*Billup Kiddo
*Zeke Wallace
*Cudi Di Batterino
*Sixpack Dogwalker
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
*Paco Junebug	 	
==Season Overview==
Category:Canada Moist Talkers
Category: Season 21
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 24

At the end of the ILB Semi-Centennial, the Moist Talkers find themselves with even less hitters than before, with the eternally- Lucien Patchwork and the likely- London Simmons leaving PolkaDot Patterson to play most of the season solo. A brief encounter with the Monitor and a mad dash towards the Vault later, these lopsided Talkers were finally Nullified on Day 99.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Lucien Patchwork
*PolkaDot Patterson
*London Simmons	
*Greer Lott
*Slosh Truk
*Jacoby Podcast
*Amos Melon
*Beasley Gloom
*Jenkins Good
*Spears Nolan
*Eugenia Garbage	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Mooney Doctor
*Denim Squall
*Premjeet Liu
*Tiana Wheeler
*Rhombus Drama
*Billup Kiddo
*Zeke Wallace
*Freemium Seraph
*Sixpack Dogwalker
*Cedric Spliff
*Nova Gesundheit
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
*Paco Junebug
*Nicholas Nolan
*Adrianna Spheroid
*Mummy Cantburn
*Legory Chickensalt	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Mooney Doctor
*Denim Squall
*Premjeet Liu
*Tiana Wheeler
*Rhombus Drama
*Billup Kiddo
*Zeke Wallace
*Freemium Seraph
*Sixpack Dogwalker
*Cedric Spliff
*Nova Gesundheit
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
*Paco Junebug
*Nicholas Nolan
*Adrianna Spheroid
*Mummy Cantburn
*Legory Chickensalt	 	
Category:Canada Moist Talkers
Category:Season 24
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 3

In , the Moist Talkers maintained their position at the top of Chaotic Evil, though their record was slightly worse despite the substantial pitching upgrade in PolkaDot Patterson. The season saw another two incinerations, with hitters Kennedy Alstott and Tyler Violet being replaced by Lachlan Shelton and Ziwa Mueller respectively. In the postseason, the Philly Pies once again eliminated the Moist Talkers 3-2 in Round 1.
The Moist Talkers won no blessings in the season's election.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Kennedy Alstott
*Tyler Violet
*Elijah Bates
*Simon Haley
*Joe Voorhees
*Jesús Koch
*Eugenia Garbage
*Richmond Harrison
*Hobbs Cain	
*PolkaDot Patterson
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Ortiz Morse
*Mooney Doctor	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 4

In , the Moist Talkers have an identical performance to , and despite that, they slip a single spot to become the second-place team in Chaotic Evil. Entering the Postseason as the fourth seed, they are knocked out during Round 1 yet again, this time to the Hades Tigers 3-2.
The decree sees batter Jesús Koch and pitcher Jenkins Good having their alternates called, slightly hindering both players with less stars, though a Feedback swap sees Joe Voorhees sent away for offensive powerhouse Workman Gloom of the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Lachlan Shelton
*Ziwa Mueller
*Elijah Bates
*Simon Haley
*Joe Voorhees
*Jesús Koch
*Eugenia Garbage
*Richmond Harrison
*Hobbs Cain	
*PolkaDot Patterson
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Ortiz Morse
*Mooney Doctor	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 5

is an incredibly mundane season for the Moist Talkers, with no roster changes or incinerations. While their record slightly improves to 55-44, their position in the league is identical to that of , even with the addition of Workman Gloom. Making the postseason, the Moist Talkers get past the first round, defeating the Baltimore Crabs 3-1, before getting knocked by the Breckenridge Jazz Hands 3-2 in Round 2.
The lineup is shuffled by a Reverb, an event that proves beneficial as it moves the bulk of the power to the beginning of the lineup, and the team moves into the Mild High division after the Decree passes. They also become as a result of the blessing, protecting them from incinerations for the next season.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Lachlan Shelton
*Ziwa Mueller
*Elijah Bates
*Simon Haley
*Workman Gloom
*Jesús Koch
*Eugenia Garbage
*Richmond Harrison
*Hobbs Cain	
*PolkaDot Patterson
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Ortiz Morse
*Mooney Doctor	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	 	
==Season Events==
=== Reverb ===
On Day 74 of the Season, the Moist Talkers' lineup was shuffled in the Reverb. The change in the batting order is noted below.
Before Reverb	After Reverb
*Lachlan Shelton
*Ziwa Mueller
*Elijah Bates
*Simon Haley
*Workman Gloom
*Jesús Koch
*Eugenia Garbage
*Richmond Harrison
*Hobbs Cain	
*Simon Haley
*Ziwa Mueller
*Elijah Bates
*Workman Gloom
*Jesús Koch
*Lachlan Shelton
*Hobbs Cain
*Eugenia Garbage
*Richmond Harrison
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 6

In , the Moist Talkers endure a much harder season than usual as a result of being shuffled into Mild High, which seem them plummet to the bottom of their division and miss the Postseason. Additionally, the team doesn't earn any blessings during the election.
While votes didn't go in their favour, Feedback resulted in three exchanges over the season, with Richmond Harrison being sent to the Hades Tigers for Fish Summer, Lachlan Shelton being sent to the Charleston Shoe Thieves for Antonio Wallace, and Hobbs Cain being sent to the Philly Pies for Alston Cerveza.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Simon Haley
*Ziwa Mueller
*Elijah Bates
*Workman Gloom
*Jesús Koch
*Lachlan Shelton
*Hobbs Cain
*Eugenia Garbage
*Richmond Harrison	
*PolkaDot Patterson
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Ortiz Morse
*Mooney Doctor	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	 	
==Season Events==
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 7

Devastation came for the Moist Talkers, seeing the team caught up in the events of Ruby Tuesday and having four of their players incinerated over the course of the season. They remained firmly at the bottom of their division. To add insult to injury, star pitcher PolkaDot Patterson was at the end of regular season play.
During the election, the Moist Talkers won the blessing, which made player Jesús Koch immune to incinerations.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Simon Haley
*Ziwa Mueller
*Elijah Bates
*Workman Gloom
*Jesús Koch
*Antonio Wallace
*Alston Cerveza
*Eugenia Garbage
*Fish Summer	
*PolkaDot Patterson
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Ortiz Morse
*Mooney Doctor	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	 	
==Season Events==
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 8

In , thankfully, the Moist Talkers have a much calmer season with not as much roster turmoil. Well, sort of. On Day 44 of the season, hitter Eugenia Garbage would get caught in the Feedback twice, resulting in Lachlan Shelton returning to the Moist Talkers, and Simon Haley being sent to the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Another blast of Feedback sees Quack Enjoyable head to the Seattle Garages for Cedric Spliff. While their standing in the league improved, it wasn't enough to reach the Postseason.
The election is a calm one as well, with the Moist Talkers winning the blessing, and every fan of the Moist Talkers receiving 10000 Peanuts.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Simon Haley
*Ziwa Mueller
*Quack Enjoyable
*Commissioner Vapor
*Jesús Koch
*Beans McBlase
*Alston Cerveza
*Eugenia Garbage
*Fish Summer	
*PolkaDot Patterson
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Ortiz Morse
*Mooney Doctor	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	 	
==Season Events==
Canada Moist Talkers/Season 9

In , it's more of the same for the Moist Talkers as they have a relatively peaceful regular season, save for more Feedback events in the second half - Ortiz Morse is exchanged to the Seattle Garages for Jaylen Hotdogfingers, who is immediately sent to the Charleston Shoe Thieves for Beasley Gloom. Once again, the team misses the Postseason, despite winning more games than they lost. 
In the election, the Moist Talkers are significantly boosted as they win four blessings, though they are also inflicted with and . And PolkaDot Patterson was freed from their Shell by the Monitor!
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Eugenia Garbage
*Ziwa Mueller
*Cedric Spliff
*Commissioner Vapor
*Jesús Koch
*Beans McBlase
*Alston Cerveza
*Lachlan Shelton
*Fish Summer	
*PolkaDot Patterson
*Greer Lott
*Jenkins Good
*Ortiz Morse
*Mooney Doctor	Shadows	Shadows
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	
*Carter Turnip
*Collins Mina
*Tyreek Peterson
*Zeke Wallace
*Amos Melon
*Augusto Reddick
*Tucker Flores
*London Simmons
*Spears Nolan
*Natha Spruce
*Wall Osborn	 	
==Season Events==
Canadian University League

Founded in 1977, the Canadian University League (CUL) is a Blaseball league made up of teams from major Canadian Universities, which at various points in its history has also included teams from Upper-Laurentian Québec, Greater Québec, and Unified Québec.
==History==
The founding members were Dalhousie University, McGill University, Queen’s University, and University of Toronto. In 1979 came the addition of teams from University of Alberta, Bishop's University, University of British Columbia, York University, and University of Saskatoon, followed by Western University and Simon Fraser the next year. In 1984, University of Victoria, University of Waterloo, University of Ottawa, and Concordia University joined after abandoning their proposed alternative, the Canadian Students Blaseball League (1978-1984). By 1990, almost every Canadian University had a Blaseball Team participating in the Canadian University League. Recently, a real university joined the league[citation needed].
==Future==
It will be succeeded by the Canada-Hades University and Collegiate League in 2041, after the events of TIME TREE.
==Teams==
*Dalhousie University Tligers (The name will change in 2041, as per the bargain struck after the events of TIME TREE)
*McGill University Rledbirds
*Queen's University Glaels
*University of Toronto Vlarsity Blues
*University of Alberta Glolden Bears
*Bishop's University Glaiters
*York University Lions
*University of Saskatoon Hluskies
*Western University Mlustangs
*Simon Fraser University Rled Leafs
*University of Victoria Vlikes.
*University of Waterloo Wlarriors
*University of Ottawa Glee-Glees
*Concordia University Stlingers
*University of Montréal Clarabins
*University of Alberta Glolden Blears
==Notable players==
*Ortiz Morse
*Paul Cartography
Category:Canada
Canberra Drop Bears

The Canberra Drop Bears were an Internet League Blaseball team in the Pre-History I and Pre-History II eras. They joined the league in Season E as an incineration replacement for the Oklahoma Heartthrobs. The team's current status is unknown.
The first known record of the Drop Bears is from day 99 of Season E, at which time they were among the teams that became Unstable as a result of Parker MacMillan's Vaulting. They then rejoined Internet League Blaseball during Season AA.
They are the holder of one championship win.
== Roster ==
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Category:Teams
Cara Yates

was a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs and competed in Gamma 2.
==Official League Record==
Yates was first seen as a rotation player for the Baltimore Crabs after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 2.
During the Gamma 2 Season 1 elections, Yates's pitching stat increased as a result of the More Fingers amplification, resulting in a pitching stat increase. 
==Fan Works==
===Comics===
*BROADCAST INTERRUPTED / NO SIGNAL by kayleerowena - on the death and erasure of a teammate.
===Fanart===
File:Gamma2 crab comp kaylee.png|alt=Uncolored drawings of various Crab players from Gamma 1.|Gamma 2 Crabs. Art by @kayleerowena
File:G2CG Cara Yates.png|alt=A line bust drawing of Cara Yates, a middle-aged white woman with a stringy muscular build, short hair, and heavy scarring from decarcinization. she wears a headband to keep back her hair, a tank top, and an open button down shirt. she has a deep frown on her face.|Art by @saltbuzzard
File:Cara yates ebeth.png|alt=A colored digital drawing of Cara, a middle aged white woman with red chin-length hair that flares out at the ends, a red turtleneck sweater, a thin frown, and a large scar across her face. One eye is covered by a lock of hair, and her visible eye is shadowed with exhaustion.|By @EliFinchs
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Baltimore Crabs Short Circuits Players
Carcinization/IF-16.64

I have no physical changes so far though. Well not as far as I can tell anyway - it can be hard to tell if your blood or bones are doing something unexpected until you go in for a check up. Not for me it just helps me get up in the morning. Seriously! Every morning I always have his tremendous urge to go see the ocean, so I have to get up and go for a walk just to be close to it for a little while. Even on days where I can't bring myself to get out of bed, I have this nagging urge to just get up and go see the ocean. I know it's not as exciting as pincers or whatever, but it's always been important to me, these days I usually pray by the ocean every time I'm there.
You pray to the Crab Mother?
Oh no, she's not my God. I've never prayed to her specifically, but when I do pray I do it by the ocean, and I thank my God for having the Crab Mother help me with this. It's been nice to be able to see the sunrise so much these days, I had missed it.
Carcinization/IF-18.009

Debbie can’t even touch me!
So you’re not carcinized?
What? Hellooo, have you seen me? I’m carcinized as anybody else! It’s not about Debbie, or whatever, not for me. Carcinization is all about changing, right? I am too! It’s the connection to the other Crabs that matters. If I didn’t have that, I wouldn’t even bother! You don’t have to be traditionally carcinized to be carcinized, you know? 
And the connection to Baltimore?
I’ve got that too! I mean, I played here for how many seasons? Don’t answer that. Baltimore’s home, still. A lot of places have been home for me, but I still have people here, right, Finn and Kennedy and all the other Crabs. Home’s where the heart is, or however the ████ that cheesy saying goes. The heart’s in Baltimore, so Baltimore’s home! So I’m still a Crab. Carcinized and all. I don’t think you ever really stop being one unless you wanna stop!
Carcinization/IF-18.64

The molting is terrible. Seriously once every couple of months I get sore and irritable, then I notice the chitin start peeling back and I know I'm in for a bad couple of nights. I've gone down to the Bay witches a couple times though, and they've been a big help. I asked one or two about how I can offset it and they offered to help me reverse it but I really can't bring myself to do it. It feels like a gift, so it would be rude to return it. I'll just keep maintaining it until it falls off for good I guess.
Carcinization/IF-18.966

I woke up with way more legs than I started with and it was a real pain at first, but it is helpful for getting around, even if it means I had to buy a bigger bed so I could get more comfortable. My neighbors were really good about it though, they helped me get it up the stairs. The guy over in 205 is huge and he could practically pick it up by himself! Apparently he had a similar problem when he first carcinized so he had all the good tips about how to take care of your shell, and what parts of it are tough enough that you can just let it lie on the ground compared to the more sensitive bits of the tail.