Gadsby

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Gadsby: Champion of Youth is an intrawar account of Branton Hills (a fictional city), by Vin Wright. A story of about 50,000 words, it is possibly most famous of all Anglic-group lipograms, and probably most ambitious also.
==Synopsis==
Gadsby's protagonist, fiftyish John Gadsby, hands civic administration of his town to a local youth organization, and in so doing transforms Branton Hills from a stagnant municipality into a bustling, up-and-coming city. Thrust onward by youthful vigor, this organization campaigns for original civic construction, such as a city park, a public library, and a zoo, and Gadsby soon wins a mayoralty. To solicit donations for such public works, his organization must "work its linguistic ability and captivating tricks full blast").
An anonymous narrator, who continuously complains autologically about his own poor writing and circumlocution, is actually Wright, a Californian from Boston. This is shown by implication from his allusion to Wright's nonlipogrammatic introduction:
Wright calls it a story of thrill, rollicking, courtship, patriotism, a stand against liquor, and amusing political aspirations in a small growing town (Gadsby, introduction). Its tacit chronology starts around aught-six, passing through First World War days and continuing up into Prohibition and Harding's administration.
===Branton Hills===
Not including its narrator, Gadsby is wholly about inhabitants of Branton Hills, a fictional city with a population that grows to about sixty thousand. Many individuals in this story marry during its narration—and usually quickly, "thanks to rascally 'Dan Cupid'".
*Narrator (city historian)
*John "Johnny" and Lady Gadsby (mayor and first lady)
**Julius (natural historian) and Mary Antor Gadsby (Salvation Army girl)
**William "Bill" (tailor) and Lucy Donaldson Gadsby (trio vocalist)
***Addison Gadsby (baby)
**Frank and Nancy Gadsby Morgan (radio station staff)
***Lillian Morgan (child)
**John "Johnny" (organist) and Kathlyn "Kathy" Gadsby Smith (biologist)
*Councilman and Madam Antor (drunkards)
**Norman Antor (youth coach)
*Tom Donaldson (patrolman)
*Tom Young (councilman)
**Paul (odd jobs man) and Sarah Young Johnson (night school solicitor)
*Bill (grouchy councilman) and Nina Adams Simpkins (widow of Irving Adams)
**Harold (aviator) and Virginia Adams Thompson (trio vocalist)
***Patricia Thompson (baby)
*Lady Sally Standish (rich animal rights activist)
**Arthur "Art" (soapbox orator) and Priscilla Standish Rankin (night school solicitor)
***Anna (Arthur's aunt) and four orphan Rankins (Arthur's siblings)
*Parson Brown (pastor)
*Tom Wilkins (doctor)
*Clancy and Dowd (night patrol)
*Old Man Flanagan and Old Lady Flanagan (Irish townsfolk)
*Marian Hopkins (funds solicitor)
*Pat Ryan (railwayman)
*Councilman Banks (councilman)
**Allan Banks (funds solicitor)
*Tony Bandamita (Italian councilman)
*Doris Johnson (trio vocalist)
*Mayor Brown (prior mayor)
*Miss Chapman (cook)
*Mary (girl with puppy)
*Harry Grant (highway patrolman)
*John Allison, Dorothy Fitts, Cora Grant, John Hamilton, Oscar Knott, William Snow, Abigail Worthington (additional youths)
Branton Hills's radio station is KBH, from trans-Mississippi radio call sign "K", plus "Branton Hills". Broadway, a main highway, is in its financial district.
==Lipogrammatic quality==
right|thumb|200px|Glyphs in Gadsby
Gadsby is notorious as a lipogram: any composition which avoids a particular glyph throughout its manuscript. Writing lipograms is a form of artistic constraint that arbitrarily limits an author's vocabulary. A typical short lipogram is Carroll Bombaugh's "Bold Ostrogoths, of ghosts no horrow show. On London shop-fronts no hop-blossoms grow", which contains only consonants and "o"'s (Crystal and McLachlan). Gadsby, by contrast, skips from "d" to "f" in its subvocabulary of around 4,000 valid words, thus omitting a symbol ubiquitous to Anglic-family idioms.
Notwithstanding this artistic constraint, Wright's narration is fully grammatical and lucid. His introduction holds that his primary difficulty was avoiding typical suffixation for past actions; ablauts, modal auxiliary forms, and a short list of participials accomplish that function in Gadsby. Scarcity of vocabulary also drastically limits discussion of quantity, and availability of pronouns and many common words; Wright dryly broods about his inability to count anything from six to thirty. Word Ways, a linguistics journal, said that Wright's vocabulary could contain fully half of W. Francis's Brown Corpus, a computational analysis that lists common words; a lipogram with tight constraints, by comparison, could allow only a sixth of such a list.
At upwards of fifty thousand words, Wright's book allows short forms of words on occasion, but, as its introduction points out, only if a full form is similarly lipogrammatic, such as with "Dr.", "P.S.", and "T.N.T." (trinitrotoluol). This standard holds for common contractions, including "ain't" (is not), "atta" (that a), and "dunno" (do not know); and for substandard forms by an Irishwoman ("shmokin'" for "smoking"), an Italian ("buncha" for "bunch of"), and a young vagrant ("brung" for "brought"). Wright's subvocabulary also contains such long words as "congratulations", "dissatisfaction", "hospitalization", "inconspicuosity", "orthographically", "philanthropists", "philosophically", and "straightforward". Wright turns famous sayings into lipogrammatic forms, such as "Music truly hath charms to calm a wild bosom", and "A charming thing is a joy always".
==Composition and publication==
"Author Wright is a kindly, vivacious chap in Company D at National Military Barracks .... A World war musician, Wright's hobby always was to do unusual things. Alumnus of a famous Boston campus class ... Wright's classical foundation is thorough" (Walt Burton). Wright said his motivation for writing Gadsby was his noticing a four-stanza lipogram in print that had won significant acclamation, and his chafing balkily at claims that such a composition could not flow smoothly in styling and grammar. In initial drafts, Frank Morgan was originally cast as "Bob": "First 'Bob' was Wright's romantic swain, but a kibitzing companion said Bob was short for a word containing a taboo symbol, so it is 'Frank' now, not Bob". Wright found it "particularly annoying" that "almost through a long paragraph you can find no words ... and must go way back and start" from scratch, as if "stuck" in a hand of cards. Starting his manuscript in longhand, Wright brought it to fruition through manual typing—but "blacking", or tying down, a solitary typing bar with string, so as to forbid nonlipogrammatic words that "might slip in ... and many did try to do so".
In fall of '30, Wright was living in vicinity of Tampa, Florida, and told a local columnist about his work so far in producing an initial lipogrammatic draft story. According to his own "yours truly" account, Wright had in hand at that point a long, grammatical, flowing story, without any abnormally short phrasing or implicit missing idioms; Wright did not wish to show his manuscript around, but had told his story aloud to a handful of fans, who found it without rival in its bulk and in its clarity of lipogrammatic composition. Wright was of opinion that his local Indy, a nightly journal, might want to sponsor a lipogram showdown by proposing a 250-dollar award ("if you think you can outdo ... a man of 60"), thus jump-starting lipogrammatic construction and possibly inspiring thousands to try such a writing constraint. (In fact, only at that dollar amount was Wright willing to risk his own story, worrying vocally about "[losing] all control of it and it is worth fully that.") But Indy staff said "that it was hardly worth" fronting a high capital award for such a poor opportunity, and did not follow through on his proposal, anticipating a scarcity of rival contributions.
Wright put a final draft of Gadsby: Champion of Youth into writing starting in '36, during almost six months at a California military [ursing facility, and took thirty months locating a publishing firm. Finally choosing vanity publication, Wright saw his manuscript into its first run of author drafts. Rumors of his dying within hours of his book's publication lack much support, as a print copy is known with an August inscription, two months prior to Wright's passing away.
Gadsby was Wright's fourth and final book. A majority of its original printing run was lost in a downtown printing-plant conflagration (also killing a companyman); a public library microform's proof copy informs most printings today. Accordingly, a first printing hardback can still command up to four thousand dollars.
==Criticism and acclaim==
Upon its publication, critics said, "It is amazingly smooth. No halting parts. A continuity of plot and almost classic clarity obtains", and, "On and on it flows. No shortcuts of words on phrasing is found, which in full would contain taboo symbols". But commonly, its plot was found "languorous" and its quality both "lofty ('It is an odd kink of humanity which cannot find any valuation in spots of natural glory') and rambunctious ('Books!! Pooh! Maps! BAH!!')". With authors awarding Jay Gatsby honors as most famous fictional individual, journalists jokingly brought up Wright's circumlocutory stylings. "Lipogram aficionados—folks who lash words and (alas!) brains so as to omit particular symbols—did in fact gasp, saying, 'Hold that ringing communication tool for a bit! What about J. Gadsby?'" said a typical column.
La Disparition is a similar Francophonic lipogram book (in translation as A Void, by Scottish author Gil Adair, and A Vanishing, by Ian Monk). Its original author saw Wright's book via Oulipo, a multinational wordplay organization. "Possibly in honour of Gadsby it was also 50,000 words". Oulipo's publication of this work "was taking a risk" of finishing up "with nothing [but] a Gadsby", that is, a book of no fascination to critics. As a nod to Wright, La Disparation contains an Oxford don and Auctor Honoris Causa known as "Lord Gadsby V. Wright", a "grand anglais savant" and tutor to protagonist Anton Voyl, or Vowl; a composition of Voyl's is actually a quotation from Gadsby. In addition to La Disparition, aspiring lipogrammatists still point to Gadsby as an inspiration today. A thick work by Basic Books, about Marot and linguistic music, contains significant parts of Gadsby, for illustration; its author, writing "occasionally lipogrammatically", also now has a thousand-word "autolipography", or lipogrammatic autobiography, put into publication by Stanford.
Wright's magnum opus is found in citations by David Kahn's classic history of cryptography, by 'pataphysicians such as Christian Bök, and by Book of Lists, a trivia standard. David Crystal, host of a BBC Radio 4 linguistics program, finds Gadsby comparing favorably to "Cat in a Hat" and calls it a "most ambitious work", painting a social portrait contrasting starkly with that of its famous inspirations, Jay Gatsby and Daisy Buchanan.
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