The Truth behind October

Hello, I am, Michael. I am the same person who made Fallout Under Vegas. Now I will be making a theory pasta.
Many of you in USA knows a month named October. You'd also know Halloween. Sure it may be about trick or treating, costume parties, halloween parties, and watching halloween specials. Or probably making or watching pasta's on the month. Well, here is what, it is not what you would think or know.
There is a secret out there about October, that no one and/or nothing even knows. This secret is real disturbing, that it was hidden real deep inside this month and the holiday. Even if anyone knew, not that many people would know. In fact, i actually found out this one secret. It is only 8 months away now. I did my calculations and it can be unsettling for you to listen, even if you are in october 2016.
So here it is. Honestly, it will be unsettling. If you want to leave, leave, cause it will be so unsettling you will be scared. And I will NOT censor anything
Here goes.
October, is the month of the devil. As a matter of fact, Halloween is the devil's day/devil's night. In fact, October and Halloween was both a product to the devil. For most or some of you, this might be foolish, but, it's the secret. The evidence is:
1) If you are catholic, you will happen to notice that december is the month Jesus Christ Himself was born, & March has easter, which is where Jesus resurrected from the dead. You might notice that October doesn't have anything holy.
2) Halloween in october happens to be the holiday of scares. It also has scary creatures. Some people even dress up as the devil.
3) The 7 creatures of halloween, (zombie , frankenstein , witch, mummy, ghost, werewolf, & vampire) are actually the 7 deadly sins.
Now lets see what supports the evidence. Obviously the devil happens to be scary and some people even wear the devil costume. In a South Park halloween special, it mainly shows the devil himself in the episode arranges a halloween party for himself. He even mentions that Halloween was his day.
The 7 creatures are and as stated, the 7 deadly sins. One reason being because they are terrifying. Another reason is the 7 deadly sins are described as Pride. Envy. Wrath, Gluttony and Lust. Sloth and Greed.  The wrath goes to the mummy, because there is a Minecraft mod which is the wrath of the mummy, within Minecraft being released on October 7 2011. Greed would go to the vampire because The vampire wants to suck blood, just like a robber robbing people's money. Sloth would go to zombie because Zombies walk a lot slow. Lust goes to the witch because witches make potions. If the witch makes potions, they could make a love potion. Not to mention, but witches could be in Harry Potter movies. There is another harry potter movie name Harry Potter and The Cursed child where he play's official synopsis was released on 23 October 2015. Envy goes to werewolf because werewolves are jealous probably because of wanting to be human. Pride goes to Frankenstein because Frankenstein has pride. Lastly Gluttony goes to the Ghost because the ghost is jealous of wanting to be alive.
October has nothing holy, except for the rosary, which I think it is about Mary. But that isn't really something specific about something holy (that sentence might not have made any sense)
But anyways, it all leads up to this theory but there is more to the story. There more other things around like
the first south park halloween special whereit shows the part where cartman dresses up as hitler, but his costume is changed to a ghost costume. If you look into it, it kinda is a KKK uniform. Also, there was Gravity Falls Weirdmaggeon part 1 which aired on Oct 26 2015. Not to mention but, Weirdmaggeon is similar to the Armageddon . There is also Super Mario 3, which the Avgn review and considered it to be demonic. The SM3 game was released on Oct 23 1988. It also had a message where there are 8 worlds you have to go to, 5 hands to grab mario down, 12 tanks to jump over, and 12 jumps to defeat bowser.
that means
851212 Or 8=H, 5=E 12=L which means
HELL.
Another thing is that there actually is the number of the beast in October which is (and i hate to mention this)
666
Evidence is, the 2nd week of October is the 6th week of school. There are certain people born on October 6. And there are 60 ways to decorate your pumpkin. Separate the 6 and the 0, do 6+0= 6
That's 666. Everywhere you go you see the number of the beast.
There is more evidence, but this adds up to the theory itself. We aren't celebrating the month of october and halloween. NO!, what we are really doing is honoring the worst people that have died. And celebrating the devil's night in actual secretive contact.
Nobody notices this but, this was the secret.It may seem like it's a stupid trollpasta but I actually cracked it. There honestly is more evidence to it, but, i don't think i should share more. It could be a bit more disturbing
I am sorry if this ruined yur childhood, but was a must to be told
if there are anymore theories about this month, post them here
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