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WWE SummerSlam 2013

This is how I believe SummerSlam
should go, starting with the Bryan vs
Cena match, I know it's long, but it's
better than what WWE could do.
RVD could come in, its a Triple Threat,
and win with one Five Star-Frog Splash
on both of them
But he does the Frog Splash from the
top of the arena, or from a cage that
they has suspended for a Steel Cage
match
And the ring implodes
And then out comes UnderTaker
And RVD throws him over the rope
from the hole he made in the arena
And then pins Bryan and Cena
And then it auto-transitions to the next
match where Lesnar breaks out literally
from the ground
He F5's all them then eats them
Then Punk comes out and GTS's
Heyman busting him open
Then he Go To F5 Sleeps Lesnar
And then tries to pin
But Lesnar reverses into an F5
And Punk lands on Michael Cole right
as he's saying
"Don't forget to buy the Official WWE
App"
Then Cena AA's Lesnar and Punk
Then flips off the crowd
Sudden Heel turn
Taker bursts out of Lesnar's gut
Tombstones Cena
Then RVD comes out and Rolling
Thunder's all the Cena fans
Then Bryan comes out but gets eaten
by Lesnar again
Then Taker reaches into the ground
and pulls out Macho Man Randy Savage
from the dead
Then they KO everybody
Then Lesnar eats them both, then
Heyman turns on Lesnar and hits him
in the butt with a ladder
Then Punk pins Lesnar
New WWE Champ Daniel Bryan
New Hardcore Champ CM Punk cause
secretly their match was for the return
of the Hardcore belt
Then Mick Foley comes out and DDT's
Punk
Michael Cole goes
"You gotta give Cena credit, he's doing
a great job out there"
Then sudden announcement
TNA has closed
Hulk Hogan comes out and leg drops
everybody, new WWE champ and
Hardcore Champ and WHC and Tag
Team and European and
InterContinental champion Hulk Hogan
Then Zack Ryder comes back and
defends his Internet Championship
Then wins all the titles back
Hogan gets fired by McMahon
Then the main event is a 50 man Royal
Rumble for all the belts
Lesnar eats everybody
Punk GTS's him
Then the Wyatt Family comes in at the
end and wins all the titles
Then Damien Sandow came out, cut a
promo, beat the Wyatt Family, won all
the titles back
Then Sheamus comes out
He gets beat down by GoldDust
Then out comes the Shield
BAM
They have all the titles
Arena explodes as they all yell
"JUSTICE
IS SERVEEEEEEEEED"
In a Death Metal like way
Michael Cole advertises WWE App
again
Lesnar eats him
JBL becomes sole commentator
Lesnar shits on him
J.R. hired back as commentator, Nova
is brought in as well
Lesnar eats JBL
The End of SummerSlam
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Waffles

Zoroark's eyes slowly opened, it took a while before his eyes adjusted to the dark. He still didn't know where he was, he tried moving but his arms, legs, and waste were restrained by leather belts. The last thing the dark type Pokémon remembered was being at Oshawott's place enjoying his waffles, now he's here. A voice came from one of the dark corners "Well I see you're awake now" a figure stepped out of the shadows, Zoroark recognized it as Oshawott, but he looked different, he had evil in his eyes.
"Oshawott, what's going on?" Zoroark's fear could be heard through his voice,
"Oh don't you remember, you came by my house and I asked you if you wanted to help me make waffles and you said yes, so I gave you the waffle I already made and now we're here." Oshawott's grin grew larger, Zoroark was confused.
"Why am I strapped to this board?"
"Well you see when I make waffles I make them with a special ingredient, do you want to know what it is." Zoroark didn't know how to respond, so he just lied there listening.
"When I bake waffles my special ingredient is.... Other Pokémon" Zoroark's eyes widened, he couldn't believe what he just heard.
"Wait, so you cook other Pokémon to make your waffles" you could see the fear in Zoroark's eyes.
"Yeah, that's what I just said, I've been doing it for a while now" Zoroark remembered the waffle Oshawott fed him and vomited on the ground, that's when he found out why he's down there, he turned to Oshawott,
"Oh no."
"Oh yes."
Oshawott pulled out a knife and went near Zoroark's arms; he started cutting his elbows then his knees until he was completely amputated. All Zoroark could do was scream in pain while Oshawott started at his waist now. Oshawott got annoyed by his screams "Wow, that screaming has got to stop" He went up to his mouth were he forced it open and stabbed the inside of it, now all Zoroark could do was make blood filled gurgling noises. Oshawott now removed the restraints around his arms, knowing he couldn't move anymore, then he continually twisted it until it came off, he did the same to his other arm then his legs. He then cut open his stomach, exposing all his bloody organs within his body, he ripped them all out until he was empty, by now Zoroark was dead. Oshawott mixed together the organs with all the other traditional ingredients of making waffles. Once he put them in the oven he stored Zoroarks body and limbs in a trash bag and brought them to the trash dump. When he came back his waffles were down.
A few days later Woobat came by Oshawott's house. "Hey Oshawott, what did you need me for"
"I just wanted you to help me with something, do you know how to make waffles?" Oshawott had a devious smile.
In case you haven't noticed, this is a blatant plagarization of Cupcakes. The "author" was so lazy that he forgot to change the oven to a waffle iron!
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Pokemon
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Old Shit
Wait... What?

Jerry sat in his room, he had been browsing the Dank Web and had come across a video titled "Wait... what?" and had wondered what it was, so he clicked on it, and that's when it all went south. A friend had told him not to watch it cause of it's cancerous abilities. But Jerry did it anyway and this is how it went.
It started with a kid standing at his locker, another kid walks up to him "Hey what's up?" he said in a monotone voice, they begin walking. "How was that party the other night?" Said the kid, "It was alright," said the other "there was this guy and he was with his girlfriend, and he was tryin' to get her to do something she don't wanna do." The other asks "So what did you do about it?" the other says, "I didn't do anything." At that moment almost instantly the friend stopped him and said "Whoa... What?" he walked towards the camera, "Guys don't be like my friend here who didn't do anything, not doing anything is part of the problem." However he ended it in the tone of a question, and at that moment Jerry killed myself from how cancerous it was.
After police found his body somebody uploaded the original video.
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Category:Suicide
Category:Memes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Shortpasta
Wake Me Up When My Wifi Works

Summer has come and passed,
YouTube and Facebook will never last,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.
Like my Pentium II's come to pass,
Seven years has gone so fast,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.
Here come the trolls again,
Falling from tumblr,
Drenched in this flame war again,
Becoming squeakers who rage on Xbox Live.
As my headset rests,
from all the little shits on Xbox Live,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.
The 90s have come and passed,
Spingebill will never last,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.
Bring out the edge again,
Like we did when My Immortal began,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.
Here come the trolls again,
Falling from tumblr,
Drenched in this flame war with a bunch of idiots again (OH COME ON!!),
Becoming little shits on Xbox Live,
Losing brain cells along the way.
As my wi-fi rests,
but never forgets the insane cringe,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.
Summer has come and passed,
Giving me skin cancer,
My wi-fi will never last,
Wake me up when my wi-fi works.
Like my Pentium II's come to pass,
Twenty years has gone so fast,
Wake me up when my wifi works,
Wake me up when my wifi works,
I said, WAKE ME UP WHEN MY SHITTY MOTHERFUCKING WIFI STARTS WORKING AGAIN, DUMBASS!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11!!11
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Music
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Wake Up Call

Since the 1990s, people from all over the world have received a series of strange phone calls dubbed the 'Wake Up Calls', from an unknown caller. 
These calls at first, according to witnesses, seem like mundane calls from telemarketers or people calling the wrong number. Though shortly after, usually after the 3rd or 4th call, the calls seem to take on a more eerie and bizarre air about them.
Regardless of the ringtone of the phone, these particular call's rings seem to be off. Most accounts claim that the ring will seem to contain, although faintly, people calling their name, or meowing and/or barking, or beeping or ringing of an alarm, though others recount bubbling, odd mechanical noises, and what seems to be a ventilator.
As time goes on, however, it is reported that these anomalous sounds cease being faint, growing more and more and more until the usual ringtone is replaced entirely or almost entirely, with these new sounds becoming the ringtone for these particular calls.
Reports go on to state that nothing else new happens with the calls for a while. That is until roughly the 100th call, though it should be noted that the number can vary. Regardless, when this particular phone call goes on to occur, the 'ringing' is nonstop, literally. Instead of ringing the normal limit of times a call typically does, it will ring anywhere from 28 minutes to 8 hours on end.  
If left unanswered, the calls will stop entirely for a while, normally 2-3 years. Though every once in a while after, they will get the same ominous call, although instead of displaying "Unknown Caller"  the caller ID will say "ANSWER ME" If the voicemail is set up, even if full, a message along the lines of "I know you hear me calling, answer the godd@mn phone, wake the f&ck up!!!" is said by an unidentified male voice.
If answered however, the answerer seems to meet an unpleasant fate, with some victims found dead from unknown causes near or with the phone, while other victims have disappeared without a trace and even a supposed instance of an answerer being sucked into the phone.
Be that as it may, there have been 3 supposed survivors who have seen what they called an 'otherside' and returned. 1 recalls seeing himself in a bedroom surrounded by what he assumed to be family, maybe his. 1 says she found herself in some sort of thing that she can only describe as a 'simpod'. The final survivor relays that he was in a hospital setting, heavily injured.
While what the survivors have seen on the supposed 'otherside' are conflicting, all of them are consistent on one key detail, they were all met with this harsh and stern screaming on the other end: 
WAKE UP!!!! WAKE UP!!!! WAKE UP!!!! WAKE UP!!!!
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:English Class Failure
Waking Up

Dave was waking up in the morning when he noticed something moving from outside his room. He ignored it and lied back down. He heard more movement, but ignored it a second time. 25 minutes later, he got up from bed. When he opened his bedroom door, he was instantly killed by Jeff the Killer. Jeff said "What took you so long?" as he bled out.
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Category:Satire
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Category:Shortpasta
Walk Through the Forest

I walked through a forest, dazed and confused about what was going on. Not just from before, but from what life was about. If there is a god, how could he let someone be stranded in the woods? That was one of many thoughts I pondered while I walked blindly through the trees and bushes. I have been doing so for days after being mugged and thrown off a hiking trail I was on before. I thought of yelling for help, nobody heard me, I could only hunt and stay near a stream for now, little did I know the water wasn't clean and I was suffering from dehydration. I wasn't sure of god so I spent a little too much time praying instead of looking for a way out, tomorrow I am sure to be dead.
News report: dead body found near a hiking trail, only a mile off trail. We found his journal, he apparently has been out here for days.
I found out there is no god, no afterlife, just endless thoughts and oblivion, I wish, only wish I could have found that trail, maybe if I spent a little more time working and a little less time praying to nothing... just maybe...
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Category:Shortpasta
Walker

"You're a very disturbed young man, did you know that?"
"Yes sir."
"And do you know what certain people do to people who murder others?"
"It wasn't murder. They did it to themselves."
"I'll rephrase this, are you aware what is done to people who cause others to come to harm?"
"Yes sir."
"And can you tell me what happens, so I can be sure you really know?"
"They gain power, sir."
"Well... Wait, what did you say?"
"They gain power," I told him again, raising my wooden cross, "And you're not one of them."
I turned the cross over and carefully moved it, controlling the silly man's arms. He began shouting about how this isn't possible, about how I should stop now, about how he was trying to help me, but I put my hand over the plush marionette's mouth to shut him up. I didn't want to have to hear his lies. I made him pick up a pencil, and jab it through his eye, deep into his skull. "That's better," I thought, strolling leisurely over to his fresh corpse.
I took a look around the room, and then back at the corpse. I knew there were security guards outside, but I thought that it was probable that I should dispose of the body before I made my escape. We had been talking on separate sofas, one red, the other blue. It was raining outside, pattering heavily on the window. After a brief moment of consideration, I dragged the body over to a closet, behind a waxed, wooden desk and black office chair. I noticed how heavy he was, and to make this easier, I had Walker assist me. I gently lifted his body and stood him up, placing the body in the closet, before pushing it shut. I did tell you that my marionette's name is Walker, didn't I? Anyways, I opened up the window and let myself out.
The rain had lightened up a little, and there was nobody in sight, but that didn't mean I was in the clear yet. You see, I forgot to tell you that he was a prison psychiatrist. That being said, you now know that I was still on prison grounds. Although I had been here only two days, I already knew that the prison wall was a 40 foot high and 10 foot thick barrier of reinforced concrete. It didn't take too long to escape. All I had to do was pull some strings, you know?
I am known as Alexander Rahwen, The Puppetmaster, and I am Walker, The Puppeteer.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Walking Through the Park

The bells ring at 8. Llora hears them. They can here them well in the summer because the church is near the park, but in the winter it is harder. The windows of our house are double paned, which makes it harder to hear. They keep them closed because it’s cold. When the last bell goes, Llora leaves the newspaper above the table. She washes the china, which she just used for breakfast. Once she leaves the kitchen, she looks at the front cover of the newspaper she just read. For the 2nd time this week, a woman was murdered. Llora wondered who could be this cruel. She approached the window and looked outside. The sun started to come outside. She shuttered at the the thought that the crimes happened so close to her house. She put on her coat and scarf, then left the house. She usually goes through the park to get to work, but after the crimes she would not go through the park. The past few days she has been going past the streets, they were very busy. Weeks later, Llora forgot about the murders and began to walk through the park again, even at night. One night she had a feeling that someone was still there. She was in the middle of the park and it was to late to change her path. It was dark and windy, and the tree branches began to move. A thick fog had fallen and the street lanterns were dim. She could here the steps of a person walking behind her and then heard a voice. Llora turned her head and saw the back of a tall man. He limped and was wearing a coat, which hid his face. His hair was long. Llora lifted her purse and pushed her attacker. She didn’t see anything else in the park and he was obscure. Llora thought the steps went away, but she was wrong. The man reached to his side, wobbling due to his limp. Llora noticed he was going to faint from being scared. His heart was beating fast and felt like it was going to come out of his body. The man, tall and fat, approached and said “hey lady, can I come with you. I am scared of crossing the park by myself”.
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Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
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Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Wall of Text

Hello, this is me speaking. Apparently, all of the stories I write were walls of text. Even this one. You know how, right? So one day, I was trying to write a fanfiction about my favorite shows, since my account, "-SINCERITY-", needs another one of those. But I never used the enter key for this one at all. Not even for those earlier ones. So it just looked like a wall of text. Eventually, I got backlash because of this. So to clear out the backlash in my head, I decided to go for a walk. Going across all of my remaining friends, even explaining how many walls of text I made. But then, kabam! I got hit with a coconut by one of my ex-friends! The female friend tried to protect me, but she was too late. She got coconutted like all of my friends. I ran, trying to dodge all of the coconuts, but I got hit by a few of the coconuts before I returned home. To this day, they still threw coconuts. So as an attempt to prevent them from throwing more coconuts, I deleted my "-SINCERITY-" account and stopped writing. Hopefully they will stop throwing the coconuts at me by that time. THE END.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
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Walls Can't Talk

This story goes back to my childhood, I was 7, I had just gotten a Nintendo DS I was over the moon and immediately went to the E-shop and went to the new games section. There was a ghost tracking app this was long ago so I don't remember the name. After this I tried it out, it was pretty bad none of the controls worked, I was pretty bummed and got some more free games that did work.
Next day I wake up and my DS was on the carpet next to my bed, 7yo me didn't think to much of it and put it back on the cabinet. I got up and went to brush my teeth scone I had to catch the bus at 8:30, I had breakfast and watch and episode of SpongeBob, although something was off about this episode it had no sound it was weird and I was very confused. But then it was time to catch the bus so I ran out the door and just managed to catch the bus. About a day later I asked my mom why there was no sound and she said after a left the door the sound came back on. 7yo me thought I was cursed.
The next day I woke up to my DS open with the ghost tracking app sitting idle. It was waiting to be used so, I did use it and one saw one ghost who was mad and said "Leave me alone, and don't you come back!" Me not thinking of anything turned it off and went to school. When I got back my DS was open again with the ghost tracking app. It was about 8:30 and my bedtime when my I decided to us my DS and try to track some more ghost, I opened my door and immediately say a ghost but it was only eyes I was scared and closed my DS. Although the eyes didn't go away I ran back to my room and slammed the door so hard it woke my whole family up.
Then I hear a pound in the hallway, I pulled the covers up over my head and didn't sleep till morning. I got up in the morning with my mom sweeping a bloody footprint. I asked what happened after I never used my DS again. She said "there was something or somebody in our house, I looked out my room and say you close the door then I say glowing white eyes" it wasn't until the I realized the was a body shaped hole I the wall.
I didn't sleep well for weeks after.
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Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Vidya games
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:English Class Failure
Category:SpongeBob
Walmart.exe

Vinnce12 walked around his local Walmart, looking for wrestling DVDs, cat food for Stubby and a fire extinguisher to put out the burning crosses the KKK put up in front of his yard (they're kind of assholes like that.) He had gotten the cat food and a couple of DVDs, heading for the Fire Extinguisher section of the store. The woman manning the extinguishers looked to barely be out of high school, smoking a cigarette while on work through a small hole in the white mask she was wearing.
"Uh... excuse me..." Vinnce began, seeing the nametag on her bizarrely large breasts said "Jane" on it in the regular typeface, with "BIG" scrawled on it in Sharpie. "...Jane. I'm looking for some fire extinguishers," he continued, Jane blowing a puff of smoke in Vinnce's face. "We're out of the portable ones," she said with a wheezing hack, taking another puff "Hold on, I gotta get a ladder to get one of the ceiling extinguishers," Jane said with a series of coughs, pointing her cigarette up at the ceiling. Vinnce looked up to see a series of fire extinguishers affixed to the store's ceiling. Jane walked off to get a ladder while Vinnce contemplated how in the hell they got all those extinguishers up on the ceiling.
His pondering was cut short by the sound of a sledgehammer scraping against the floor. Vinnce turned to see a familiar face in a black suit, wielding a bloody sledge and wearing a yellow foam ball in on his head...
...
SMILEY!
Smiley turned his head, pointing at Vinnce threateningly, charging at him with the sledgehammer. Vinnce and Smiley struggled for control of the hammer, Vinnce gaining control and slamming the top of the man's yellow head with it and sending Smiley to the floor, shattering the ball into pieces. The man known as Smiley soon stood up, face bloodied but his massive nose making it quite clear that underneath the mask was...
...
...
...
TRIPLE H!!!
Triple H, breathing hard through his elephantine nose, stared Vinnce12 down and uttered a simply sentence. "In my opinion, books are no place for Walmart!" he then proceeded to grab Vinnce and hit him with a Pedigree, taking the cat food and walking out.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:File Extensions
WaltKillMe

There is an abondoned cabin in the camp site of disney. It is said that a man had went in and never came out.
So many employess went to investigate and here is what 1 of them caught on camera. He walked in the cabin and saw many disney character costumes on the floor. He then left because he found nothing.then he heard a noise. a mickey mouse costume stood up and said. wanna see me take my head off? The employee ran out the door only to find he was trapped. On the door the words read. Abondoned By God... the man was never seen again but the camera was found years later.....
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Shortpasta