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Half of this page is chopped off and you cannot read it. Which sucks for you since you have no idea how to read it!!!
However there is a way. It might work. Theoretically. If you zoom out enough, you may be able to see the whole text on this page. However if you do, The text will be to small for you to read. Too bad.
This page has text. And the text is filler. The filler is to tell the joke. Can you even read this? There is a high chance you will never see 50% of this page. Mostly because I doubt your gonna bother to try. However you will never read more than 50% of this page's text at once, or I'll suck a sour lemon. 
Why are you reading this? The joke is not in the writing, its in the subject, dumbass. Can you even see this text here?
Hey here's a philosophical question to make you go mad: did you exist yesterday? Or do you only believe you existed yesterday? Nobody knows. But we will learn the awnser to this question when we figure out what kind of simulation we live in.
Humm dehummm dehummm. Why are you still here?
FUCK OFF! Go bother someone else.
Im tired. Im fucking tired.
Leave me alone.
I said leave me the -- OH HELL WITH YOU!!
You are dead.
I always found it annoying when I mke a type. Argh!! Can I write a single sentance without a type!! Oh Igive up...
Why the hell are you still here? There's no knowledge to be gained on this page. Go harras somebody else. NOW!
I am ever so slightly fucking annoyed with you. Just enough to... Shall we say...
BURN YOU ALIVE!!!1!!
I WILL... Er - un-alive-en? unalive-en? Is that even a word? I dunno. You tell me. What do you mean "no"? I said it, so its clearly a word!
==See also==
*The other half
*The other half
category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Articles about articles
Category:Absurd
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Halibut

The halibuts are maybe the ugliest and meaniest alien races living on earth. They are underwater creatures, living mostly in the Canadian Sea, however they have been found as far west as Oklahoma City. They got big eyes and they're flat, just like Twiggy.
==Eric The Fish, a Well Known Halibut==
The most well known halibut is Eric The Fish, who was friend of Eric The Dog, Eric The Cat, Eric The Fruitbat and Eric The Half-A-bee. Eric The Fish was the queen of Canada during the 1970's.
==Halibuts Are Smart==
Halibuts may look stupid, but in fact they are very smart creatures. Maybe not smart enough to read or write, but perhaps smart enough to NOT read and write. Halibut cultures are maybe the greatest and most complicated on Earth, if you exclude ants, bees, beekeepers, penguins, and halibut. Some people say that the Halibuts built the pyramids, but you know how people are. That's right. Stupid.
==History of the Halibut==
The Holy Bible tells that Adam and Eve were actually halibuts, and Noah only saved Halibuts during the Great Deluge. Early dinosaur halibuts were made extinct that way.
Some say that Cthulhu is actually a gigantic Halibut, waiting for the Halibuts to take over the world. People, again. Unless they're scientists, you might as well ignore all of them.
==Psychology of the Halibut==
There are innovative, liberal halibuts and conservative group of halibuts. The innovative, liberal group is planning to take over the world. The conservative group is building a spaceship to leave this planet, but so far none of them want to contribute any money to the project.
==Halibut City==
Atlantis is the biggest Halibut city under the water. Cthulhu lives in Atlantis, too, which is further evidence of the monster race's connection with the flat, fishy people. There is some evidence that hurricane Katrina was made by halibuts to sink New Orleans, so that halibuts can spread their colony to there.
==Halliburton==
This multinational corporation is a front for all halibut terrorist activities on Earth. 
category:Fish
Halloween: Resurrection

Halloween: Resurrection is a 2002 horror film directed by Rick Rosenthal, who previously directed 1981's Halloween II. Resurrection is the eighth film in the Halloween horror film series, and the seventh to feature Michael Myers.
Jamie Lee Curtis, who returned for previous film Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later, was contractually obligated to cameo in this film. After her cameo, the film goes in a radically different direction. The film wasn't very successful and the franchise went dormant until the 2007 remake by Rob Zombie.
==Plot (or lack thereof)==
Michael Myers wasn't decapitated at the end of H20; turns out, he switched bodies with a paramedic, whose larynx had been crushed. Um, yeah, sure. Then he (Brad Loree, replacing Chris Durand) goes to the sanitarium where Laurie (Jamie Lee Curtis) was committed after killing the paramedic thinking it was Michael. You with me so far? After their final showdown, and with Laurie dead, Michael goes back home, literally.
Unfortunately, when he gets there, he finds the place has been taken over by Busta Rhymes and Tyra Banks and their Dangertainment reality game show. The group of contestants includes Sarah Moyer (Bianca Kajlich), a chef, a jerk, another girl, and a few other forgettable college kids.
One terribly memorable scene features Busta Rhymes karate-chopping Michael Myers.
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(The film is so bad that YouTube was too embarrassed to keep the above video.)
Pretty much everyone gets killed off except for Sarah and Busta Rhymes. The film features four different endings. In all three, as with Halloween II, Michael Myers is defeated by fire, but still manages to survive.
==Cast==
*Michael Myers... Brad Loree
*Paycheck cameo... Jamie Lee Curtis
*Trick or treat, motherfucker!... Busta Rhymes
*Paycheck acting role... Tyra Banks
*Sarah Moyer... Bianca Kajlich
*College professor who resembles Donald Pleasence... Rick Rosenthal
==External links==
*HalloweenMovies.com The Official Site of Michael Myers
*Halloween Resurrection at the Internet Movie Database
Category:American films
Category:Horror
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Halloween (disambiguation)

Did you mean:
* Halloween (holiday) - The holiday
* Halloween (film series) - The series of films themed on the holiday
** Halloween (1978 film) - The original 1978 movie
** Halloween II (1981 film) - The unnecesary sequel
** Halloween III: Season of the Witch - The unnecesary threequel
** Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers - The unnecesary fourequel
** Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers - The unnecesary fivequel
** Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers - The unnecesary sixquel
** Halloween H20: Twenty Years Later - The unnecesary sevenquel
** Halloween: Resurrection - The unnecesary I-think-I-lost-the-count-quel
** Halloween Ends - The """"""finale"""""""""" for now.
Category:Halloween
fi:Halloween
Halloween Costumes

A list of fun, inexpensive, easy-to-create Halloween costumes for children ages 3 through 10.
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==Left-Handed==
What you will need
*A left hand.
*Infinite patience
Tip: eat beforehand
==Topical Political Costume==
What you will need
*Wig
*White sash or cravat
*Black robe
*Severe demeanor
==The Old Man==
What you will need
* A beard - either real or fake will do
* Shifty paedophile eyes
* A suit that you haven't changed in years and that smells of stale urine
* Over-sized ears
Usage:
This costume is used as a "disguise" when molestering children or animals. Most members of the community see elderly men as kind folk that wet themselves too often, and will agree to leave their children with them.
==The Invisible Man==
What you will need
* High-potency vanishing cream
* Assorted lasers
Usage:
This costume is best employed in avoiding Katy's almost certainly lame-ass party. "I didn't see you at my costume party!" "I was the Invisible Man!" Also useful for explaining otherwise unwarranted nudity.
==Trekkie==
What you will need
*The Red Shirt
*Fitted black trousers
*A chintzy plastic phaser toy
*A girlfriend, (optional)
==Cat==
What you will need
*Those fuzzy ears
*That dumb makeup
*Blatantly fake whiskers
*Black shirt and pants
*(Optional) a female figure
*No personality
*Horny
== Female Costumes ==
frame|Pictured is a traditional sexy bunny costume. Note the traditional attire, which would normally be considered slutty and whorish; however, with the bunny ears it is transformed into a cute outfit fit for any halloweener.
The customary disguise for females or crossdressers during the celebration all things halloweeny is transforming oneself into any person/place/thing/animal and making it sexy. Examples: Sexy Mouse, Sexy Cat, Sexy Pirate, Sexy Banana, Sexy Marilyn Manson, etc.
frame|If all of your friends dress up together in matching Sexy Banana Costume all will be well; labels also help, so that ignorant bystanders can see just how original you were all being.
Another option for groups of females or crossdressers is the customary "team of sexiness" outings, where all the females or crossdressers band together to find a bunch of sexy things that fit together. Examples: Spice Girls, Disney Princesses, Sexy Banana Bunch, Female Sexy Backstreet Boys. WARNING: Being clever when thinking of these collections of costumes is NOT ACCEPTABLE, or if there is a clever idea it MUST be modified to be SUPER SEXY. Being the band of droogs from Clockwork Orange is ONLY appropriate if the creators of the costumes modify the original designs so that there is plenty of cleavage, leg exposure, and high stiletto heels. 
frame|Don't forget your sexy shoes!!
Shoes must always be unbearably uncomfortable, preferably heels over 6 inces in height and under 2 centimeters in diameter. Anything less extruciating is considered silly and no longer sexy enough for a decent halloween costume.
Category:Halloween
Category:Society
Category:Culture
Category:Clothing
Halloween Ends

Halloween Ends is a 2022 American slasher film directed by David Gordon Green and written by Green, Danny McBride and Scott Teems. The film is a sequel to 2018's Halloween and 2021's Halloween Kills, and is the thirteenth installment in the Halloween franchise. The film stars Jamie Lee Curtis and Nick Castle, who reprise their roles as Laurie Strode and Michael Myers, with James Judesely where the previous f Courtney also portraying Myers again. Andi Matichak, and Will Patton also reprise their roles from the previous film. The film, which takes place four years after tge previous film, sees Laurie Strode fend off Michael Myers one last time. For now.
Jason Blum serves as a producer on the film through his Blumhouse Productions banner, alongside Malek Akkad and Bill Block. The original plan was for Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends to be released in 2020 and 2021, respectively, but I don't know, I guess shit happened.
==Release==
In addition to a theatrical release, the film will also be streaming on Peacock.
Category:Horror films
Category:Sequels
Category:Old people
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Category:2020s films
Hallucination

thumb|right|250px|This cat-tortoise is experiencing a hallucination.
 are when you experience things that other people don't. It doesn't matter if the other people aren't here, you are still hallucinating, maybe. These things can have any size from a dot to the size of a Halluci nation, which is very large and quite probably will squish you. This is because other people are either blind or dumb, not because the hallucination is not really there. If you're seeing a grue on this page, don't panic, it's caught in a that loop for a little whiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH MY LEG!
Also a hallucination can be the result of a drug or possibly putting on your underwear on backwards. Many famous people often have hallucinations, and are quite proud of it usually resulting in their return to their parents to make them proud of what they have accomplished.
it:Allucinazioni
==The penguins==
They're in our ears, man! Our ears! They're putting peanut butter in your uvula! The flowers are coming out of your nose! Cosmic, man!
For more on Penguins and the Halloooo, see: 7-Up
*Penguins! Ahhhh! How cute! Wait. What? What are you doing with th-? No! No! HELP! STOP IT ARHGLEBARBlEBLORP-*
==Pink elephants==
Extreme alcoholics and children's cartoon animators are also prone the hallucinations in the form of pink elephants. This is well-known and was extensively depicted in the 1944 classic blockbuster Dumbo the Elephant.
This page does not exist. If you continue to see it after refreshing your browser window, please consult a psychiatrist.
There are no dancing mice on the page, please go get yourself checked. PLEASE!
Category:Insanity
Halušky

Halušky (pronounced ) is the most typical Slovakian food and it is generally considered as a Slovak national dish.
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==The Legend==
Once upon a time (not in Texas), Kubko the Cool Person had to take care of dough. He was lying on the grass watching a dog digging a bone into the ground. He was really bored, so he started to copy the dog to entertain himself - he dug the dough into the ground. After a couple of days, his mother was asking where the dough was, so he had to dig it out. When she saw what Kubko did, she forced him to eat the dough himself. Brave Kubko obeyed mother's order, but he threw it up all after a couple of minutes. He did it accidentally into a dish in the kitchen and he fell asleep afterwards, completely exhausted. Suddenly, Kubko's hungry younger sister Maryška (the legend is unsure about her name, it might be Jessica too) rushed into the kitchen and ate what she found on the table. She found the dish really delicious and asked Kubko what it was. Kubko answered: "Something weird." (Slovak: "Nejaké halušky."), and thus invented the Slovak national meal.
A couple years later, the peasant Juro the Shepherd improved "halušky" with his own sperm, what especially enjoyed his wife, and thus he invented its most popular variant: bryndzové halušky.
==Preparation==
Halušky basically consists of simple dough made of flour mixed with water (optionally also with eggs), which is dug into the ground and left for a couple of days. After digging out, the dough is consumed and thrown up after a couple of minutes (exact time depends on the cook's stomach, the longer the more delicious they are). This step is giving to halušky its typical shape and aroma.
Dough is also often consumed together with raw potatoes (before final throwing up) and the result is then called strapačky. This variant is very popular for its unique taste. Both, halušky and strapačky can be combined with other ingredients, like cabbage or bacon. In Slovakia, they are often served as side-dish with meat, instead of rice or potatoes. The local legend of the small town of Spisska Nova Ves called Kamil has been reported to east Halusky 3 times a day, every day, surviving on nothing else.
==Variants of halušky==
* Bryndzové halušky: Halušky with fresh shepherd's sperm (Slovak: bryndza). Very delicious.
* Strapačky s kyslou kapustou: Strapačky mixed with cabbage. The cabbage is consumed together with the raw potatoes before throwing up.
Category:Food
sk:Halušky
HammerFall

HammerFail is a Swedish progressive epic symphonic post punk/polka brutal alternative power metal band from the 1323 founded by J.K.J.I.U.J.K. Rowling. Their singer Joakim Canns (born André de Montbard) was the fifth Grandmaster of the Knights Templar before he shifted his focus. He teamed up with a couple of fellow crusaders and, according to legend and Heeding The Call, found a time-machine which enabled them to travel to 1998.
But before leaving his time to go to the future, sir Canns formed in Jerusalem an order of heavy metallers,
The holy riffers. Since the crusades times this order has expanded in all the middle-east, and today it's focal point is in the mighty city of Byblos, hometown of the ruler of the holy riffers, the grand drummer Joe Francis...(but this is another story...)
They made their first record in 1997 - which confuses when compared to the above - and since then they've crusaded toured all over Europe - excluding Turkey because of the vast number of heathens inhabiting the province.
In 2005, their Genocide With The Hammer tour got Sweden on the verge of being sanctioned by the U.N.
Their music hammers are made of power metal and are believed to have been forged in Mount Doom or Kilimanjaro.
==Discography==
===Albums===
*Yogi In The Cave (1997)
*Legacy of Kain (1998)
*Ice Capades (2000)
*Chimps In Leather (2002)
*Chapter V: Unfit, Unattractive, Unfuckable (2005)
*Doorstep (2006)
*No Mountain Feist, No Hunting Trip (2009)
===Singles===
*Cleaning The Bowl (1998) 
*I Want Alf (1999)
*Ice Capades (2000)
*I'm On Fire (2002)
*Natural Light (2006)
*Actual Guy (2007 B.C.) - during their glam phase after traveling a few thousand year back.
*Feeding The Troll (1998)
===DVDs===
*The First Crusade (1999)
*The Subsequent Jihad (2002)
*Frozen Lungs (2002)
*One Crimson Night (2003) - in person
==Known for==
*Smashing heathens with their hammers 
*Smashing pagans with their hammers 
*Smashing vampires with their hammers
*Smashing Pumpkins with their hammers 
*Smashing enemies of the steel with their hammers
*Smashing Republicans with their hammers 
*Smashing Jews with their hammers, until the nazi stronghold was thwarted by, ironically, their hammers.
*Smashing Nazis with their hammers (see above)
*Dressing up like barbarians and go around trashing hotel rooms. They particularly like televisions for the reason of throwing them down to the pavement to see their guts.
*Guitarist Oscar Dronjak has said the reason he makes YouTube videos of himself diving off balconies is because he does not like his head, and wishes to undergo a head transplant from the late warmonger supreme Ronald Raygun in the year 3000.
Category:Swedish musical groups
Category:Power metal
Hammer Island

right|thumb|400px|Hammer Island inhabitants celebrating the equinox in which Hammer Time reaches its peak.
Hammer Island is a small island located underground in a poisonous sewer of Harlem. It is mostly inhabited by short, crab-like Black men called "Hammer-heads", all of which resemble the famous MC Hammer in appearance. Hammer Island uses the time structure known as Hammer Time.
== History ==
It's believed that Hammer Island was founded years ago during the Civil War, when Yo Momma was so fat, she sat on the underground railroad, sending it further thus. An unfortunate tribe of Hammer-heads was crab-walking sideways when they fell to their deaths into this massive chasm. To cover up and avoid public emnity, President Abraham Lincoln attempted to mask the huge pit as a construction site for "The utmost protection of the negro heritage." Previously, during the Slavery era, composer Marcus West had expressed outrage at Honest Abe's poor response to emergencies, declaring "Lincoln doesn't care about black people." To combat such insults, Lincoln promptly began construction of Harlem, a new borough in the State of New York, directly above the pit in which the Hammer-heads had fallen into. What Lincoln had not counted on was the Hammer-heads' remains, which still contained the Hammer-heads' left behind egg sac, a gross, slimy ball of vitality that carried on their genetic code. Soon a new race of Hammer-heads began to grow, and in 1896, explorer Indiana Jones discovered these wonderous people underground beneath Harlem. He named the island after their lord and saviour, MC Hammer, and Hammer Island was born. HAMMER TIME!
=== Government on Hammer Island ===
Hammer Island was originally a democracy, but after massive dispute over who's badder than who, the Island nation was taken over by a Dictator, which is a form of penis crossed with a potato. However, terrible puns did not keep the Hammer-heads amused forever. They needed sustenance to survive the funky climate of Hammer Island. Thus the Dictator suppressed rebellion with socialist provisions of cheese and crackers.
== The Culture of Hammer Island ==
Most of the lives of Hammer Island's people is spent preparing for and completing "the routine" during Hammer Time. If the routine is not completed, a severe consequence could result. However, every single day, whenever Hammer Time occurs, these strange men carry it out. This leads many of the Hammer-heads to worship with a religion known as "Hammer-ism".
Category:MC Hammer
Category:Sweden
Category:Islands
Hampton

Hampton is a small part of Evesham located more or less pershore way. It's name has been derived from pretty much nothing at all except maybe the words "Ham" and "Ton." The Ham part was probably derived from Evesham's history whereas the ton? Lord only knows, probably because the place is a ton of uselessness but hey, someone has to live there. Hampton is the home to MANY old age pensioners, a bridge, a Farm Shop and a Spar shop (Seriously there is NOTHING there.) We would play football in the streets a la Evesham but there's nowhere to play, and the only place TO do so has a "No Football" sign...bloody pensioners.
 
==Geography==
Hampton is located along the River Avon much like Evesham is (funny that considering how its part of the town itself.) We have our own Ferry across the avon for a measly 50p. Many people have expressed their desire to take up the position of ferryman but none have succeeded thus far. Perhaps the guy is immortal..who knows?
Access to Fladbury and Charlton are one of two reasons to live or go through Hampton...but seriously..who the hell wants to go there, ever?
==Population==
Hampton is home to: 5% Young British 25% Chav 70% Old British
Hampton's Spar shop tends to have a congregation of that 70% at any one time...go to the town already! Use your cars you've driven for longer than the rest of us for gawd's sake! 
The Farm shop tends to have an same said congregation of old people...what is it with Hampton and old people? Seriously...go somewhere else already!
==Local Government==
Hampton has no government, its a free for all which tends to be won 99.9% of the time by the old people due to the much larger percentage of them in the village. Bit like the world war really. Funny story involving a war. A Farmer barricaded his home after some pensioners tried to lynch him. He was eventually over run and the survivors declared themselves the government. Every year new people try to take their place. This has come to be known as "I WANNA BE LEADER" day. Probably the only thing that ACTUALLY ever happens around here, quite popular in fact.
==Local Landmarks==
We have Hampton Bridge, an Idyllic piece of construction with every piece of filth running in its water that you can think of, tyres, car doors, bollards the lot!
The Spar shop is the only place we can go without having to walk far to get food, hence why it is always crowded.
The Farm Shop has fresh produce (YES FRESH) being as its situated next to lord knows how much farm land.
Oh...and we have a school, somewhere, I haven't been able to find it yet.
==Little known Facts==
*We have a school.
*We are emo-free.
*Bus services DO cover our village surprisingly.
*We were hit by the great flood of '96 nd 2007 just as bad as Evesham cutting us off from a lot of stuff, man the Spar has never seen so much business ever.
*A man tried to free fall over the village and ended up splatting everywhere, this added up to 3 years of meat for the local butchery which never really sees much business.
*We DO sell Oreos in small quantities.
*William Shakespeare almost lived here but then decided it was too old for him and went to Stratford.
Category:Towns in England