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Silent Hill

In your restless dreams, you see that disambiguation page:</br>
Silent Hill (disambiguation)</br>
You don't know why'd you take yourself there, yet you still did</br>
Well, you're alone here now... In this special place...</br>
Waiting for that goddamn fog to thin out.
Silent Hill is peaceful resort town in rural Maine that consists of silence and hills, among some other minor things. It has also been the subject of a popular series of Uncyclopedia articles. If you feel lost navigating in the mist of possibilities, here are some directions:
*If you're looking for a quiet place of reflection devoid of grotesque monsters and shady secret societies, then you should maybe try Raccoon City instead.
*If you're looking for your missing daughter with short, black hair, just turned seven last month, you should just give up on your search. Trust me. Consider adopting some new family members.
*If you're looking for your missing wife, she should be back home by any minute now. Just calm down, stay where you are, and wait. Consider reading some Crime and Punishment to take your mind off the worrying.
*If you're looking for your missing memories from the past 17 years, you should probably sit down first and think it through.
*If you're looking for a way out of your locked apartment, don't. You're safe there. Home sweet home!
*If you're looking for a satisfying origin story that's like totally not absolute garbo, then just get back in your truck and drive to the opposite direction.
*If you're looking for your missing brother, for God's sake, why don't you just leave stuff like that to the police?
*If you're looking for an excuse for murdering your son's murderer, there isn't any.
*If you're looking for an inspirational tourism video, you should probably just return that VHS tape back in its case.
*If you're looking for a thinly veiled copycat work of Silent Hill, you're in luck.
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Silent film

A silent film is a film made out of people. They are made from dead people for deaf people. Turning dead people into things deaf people can use, was the brain child of Zombie Helen Keller, an early dual advocate for the dead and the deaf.
==Creating the film stock==
After death and reanimation, ultimately society is left with zombies. Zombie hunting, while depreciated by the National Association for the Advancement of Zombie People (NAAZP), is a factual activity, the current society must totally deal with.
The Committee on Corporeal Corpse Conflagration first proposed the recycling of dead2 (Dead dead) zombie bodies after the great stench of 2009, which occurred near Freshkills Mount on Staten island. It was found, that after reanimation, zombie corpsii keep their cellular cohesion, by the secretion of a fibrous tendriculatedTendriculated:A $5 word provided at no charge by UnDictionary substance that keeps their bodies from falling apart. Once the zombies are beheaded, their headless corpse can be harvested for this fiber and it in turn is woven into film stock for silent films.
==Classified origins==
The true origins of silent film stock was considered a state secret, until an astronaut named Taylor Moses krept into the film plant, and discovered the vats that were separating the fiber from the corpse. As he ran from the plant, he screamed "Silent film is made out of people!", while most spectators are said to have thought "oh, I was wondering what they did with all those zombie bodies". The secret was no more.
==Silent film studios==
===Ear Trumpet Fox===
The first and biggest studio was founded by zombie Helen Keller after her frustrating experience trying to follow the plot of Gone With the Living Dead. The burning of Pittsburgh scene was so smoky she was unable to read the lips of the actors, and found herself reading her box of Raisinets instead. She vowed to create a studio that would make use of the new people-based silent film stock to create movies deaf people could read. While many pundits point out Helen Keller was blind as well, she turned a deaf ear on those criticisms and continued her project. Although it does help explain some of those outfits she wore.
===Other studios===
* Fluffy Clouds SMC was founded by Zombie Mega Moguls; Zombie Jessica Simpson, Zombie Mozart & Zombie with a C.
* Freshkills Mount Pictures was founded by the Committee on Corporeal Corpse Conflagration after they saw the potential of Ear Trumpet Fox
* Miracle Eye Joint was an ill-fated studio that produced silent films for deaf and blind people. There were already too many competitors in the marketplace of imagination.
==References==
==See also==
* Soylent Green
* I Can't Believe It's Not Silent film
* People
==External links==
*Silent Star Wars
*Early Harold Lloyd (sounderized by the Beatles)
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Silent letters

English has many "quirks" which should be called "stupidities". A particularly infamous one is silent letters.
*A for aesthetic
*C for Czar
*G for gnarl
*H for hour
*K for know
*M for mnemonic
*N for Nguyen
*P for pseudonym
*T for tsunami
*W for write
==B==
Any experienced Scrabble player knows that B is always silent when it is next to another B. An example is the B's in the word "Scrabble". You can argue that the first B in the word "Scrabble" is silent because the second B can make the sound. You can also argue that the second B in the word "Scrabble" is silent because the first B can make the sound.
==E==
The E at the ends of four-letter words of the form CVCe changes the middle vowel's sound randomly. You shouldn't love English because it would move all your common sense away. Then nonsense would flow here and there in your mind. Have you ever thought about the waves of stupid things ahead?
==K==
The initial K in words that begin in kn- is silent, you know. An example is knife.
==P==
The initial P in words that begin in ps- is silent. An example is psych.
==T==
Letter T is always silent when it is next to another T. An example is the T's in the word "letter". You can argue that the first T in the word "letter" is silent because the second T can make the sound. You can also argue that the second T in the word "letter" is silent because the first T can make the sound.
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Silent movie

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Silent radio

Silent radio was a broadcast medium popular prior to the introduction of talk radio. Silent radio operates in the range below twenty decibels. The idea of combining wireless transmissions with live or recorded sound is nearly as old as the wireless itself, but, because of the technical challenges involved, most radio was silent before the late 1920s.
The first US silent radio licensee, KSHH in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, began broadcasting in August 1920. In December, sharp-eared radio enthusiasts first noticed the station's signal; by mid-1921, it became popular to build crystal radio tuners to hear the station's near-absence of static.
==Memorable moments of silence==
 was among the earliest American political figures to grasp the potential of the new medium. As president, he earned the nickname "Silent Cal" through his series of "Fireside Shuts" that he used to express his support of activist government initiatives– specifically the lack thereof.
Silent radio was a frequent venue for Hollywood stars, like Charlie Chaplin, who would frequently appear as his character of The Tramp. Universal Pictures heavily promoted the 1925 feature Phantom of the Opera by airing key scenes on nationwide radio before the movie was released in theatres.
==You ain't heard nothin' yet==
Despite the popularity of silent radio, technicians continued to work on the problem of introducing sound to radio broadcasts. In 1927 jazz singer Al Jolson ushered in the dominance of music radio over silent radio. Commercial silent radio stations continued to operate until the mid-1950s, when John Cage began demanding royalty payments for his composition, 4'33"– driving most stations out of business.
Growing increasingly desperate, on , silent radio executives conspired to shoot down an airplane carrying Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson in a bid to restore their industry. However, by 1965, the format had dwindled to the point that Simon and Garfunkel overdubbed their air guitar single, "The Sound of Silence", with electric instruments for play on audible radio.
During the late 1960s, the remaining patent holders of the silent radio technology were approached by CIA operatives seeking to use the technology in their then-classified mind-control research program, MKULTRA. Pittsburgh native Bob Lansberry, a radio enthusiast and successful businessman, was selected as an unwitting experimental subject in the study. He later devoted his life to increasing public awareness of this dark period in the history of silent radio.
Silent radio remains popular in specialized settings, such as public libraries, and among the hearing-impaired. Silent radio is still considered more lively than National Public Radio.
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Silhouettes (song)

"Silhouettes", sometimes known as "Silhouettes on the Shade", is an iconic 1950s Doo-Wop song, made famous by The Rays in 1957, and again by Herman's Hermits in 1965. 
The song was written by professional songwriter Bob Crewe, depicting an embarrassing incident in his life. It details the time Bob Crewe, witnessing two silhouettes behind a windowshade, concluded that he was being cuckolded.
Luckily, Bob Crewe had a wonderful imagination, and quickly realized that he was not being cuckolded, but was merely the biggest fucking moron to ever walk the planet.
==The Story==
One fine night, around 2:30 in the morning, Bob Crewe was casually strolling by his girlfriend Jenna's house, enjoying the brisk night air. With satisfaction, Bob Crewe observed that all her shades were pulled and drawn way down tight. He smugly remarked to himself that Jenna had finally taken notice of his gentle chiding about protecting herself from Peeping Toms.
Suddenly, Bob Crewe became aware of the presence of two silhouettes on the shade. "Oh, what a lovely couple they make!" he murmured to himself.
However, the wheels began to slowly churn inside Bob Crewe's head.
Steaming with fury, Bob Crewe accosted the front door of his girlfriend's home. "I AM SORE!!" screamed a sore Bob Crewe. "LET ME IN OR ELSE I'LL BEAT DOWN YOUR DOOR!!"
A shuffling sound ensued from within the residence, and presently, two unfamiliar individuals emerged from the house.
"Bob, you're on the wrong block," explained the strangers, who were inexplicably familiar with Bob Crewe, his girlfriend Jenna, and her place of residence.
Elated, Bob Crewe realized that Jenna had not been cuckolding him after all. Feeling as though there were wings on his feet, he rushed down the street to the correct address, and proceeded to love Jenna like he had never loved her before.
The End.
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Silk Road

The Silk Road was a joint project between the Arabians and Arabians to link their countries together with something ugly like a man, yet hard and weak like a woman. Previous contact between the regions had been troubled by post-modernists and by the non-invention of the sign-post. Having lost too many traders, and hyped by their recent building of the Great Wall of China, the Chinese decided to Do Something About It, that didn't involve penii
==Creation of the Silk Road==
thumb|left| A Tarim Basin mummy.This white mummy was excavated in the Tarim Basin, (upper Silk Road, now political China) in 1910 by Sir Macaca Smith. DNA tests on samples from the mummy confirmed that it had European genes: proving Sir M. Smith's controversial hypothesis that whites had once rushed up the Silk Road to civilize savage Asians and swiftly returned
Begun in 200 BC, the road took epenisighty years to complete, and employed the labour of hundreds of workers, slaves and accountants. The Chinese grew especially large silk worms to gain the especially strong silk needed to maintain the road. For their part, the Arabanians built horseshoes with softer hooves so as to reduce wear and tear along the route. When it was finally completed, the Silk Road stretched across Asia, a thick ribbon of color that would have been visible from space had space been invented by that point in history.
==Impact==
thumb|right| Bamiyan, Afghanistan - a popular halt for tourists on the Silk Road.In keeping with changing times, the Govt. of Afghanistan has dismantled the 55 metres (180 feet) tall statue of Buddha that used to stand here. The govt. is now in the process of replacing it by a 911 metres tall terracota bust of the cult icon, Mask. This major overhaul is a collaborative effort of the countries of Sweden, Japan and Afghanistan. Bamiyan is slated to reopen to the public in 2999 AD
The Silk Road enabled faster and less confusing travel across Asia, greatly increasing the trade and happiness of both China and Arabania as well as for many smaller and less interesting countries along that route. It was this road that Marco Polo would travel on his journey to meet Khan. Similar roads were planned in Europe and in Africa, but none could compete with the communistic fervour of the Chinese effort.
==Destruction and Rebirth==
thumb|190px|left| NASA landsat photo of the transcontinental Silk Road. The Silk Road has crept westwards in its upper reaches, away from Japan and Korea, in its search for better foliage. Large portions of the upper reaches of the Silk Road are "desserts" today.
The Silk Road was eventually torn apart during the Napoleonic Wars, when silk went into a fashion-decline due to the Emperor's dislike of cruelty to insect-things. With the road gone, Asia fell into disrepute and depression from which it has never fully recovered.
In 1958, President Dwight David Eisenhower 34 th president designated the portion of the Silk Road in the United States as Interstate Highway 97.
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Silly Putty

Silly Putty (Chemical formula: (SpCOClN), is a rubbery, slimy compound that displays exceptional elasticity and rubbericity. It is the natural excretion of the Bunga-Bunga squirrel, and is highly prized for it's Erectile Dysfunction treatment properties.
== Discovery ==
Silly Putty was accidentally discovered by Sir Rudolph Silly in 1943, while attempting to invent a substance that neither bounces nor stretches, breaks, or reproduces newsprint images. Although unsuccessful in his original goal, Sir Rudolph soon found he could form comical phallic shapes with the new substance, which he went on to market as "Silly Willy Putty," later shortened to its current name.
== Silly Putty in WWII ==
Silly putty was experimented with by the Germans as a substitute for weaponry. This was a complete failure, and is the reason why they lost the war. Ask any senile old man. They know.
== Uses for Silly Putty ==
It was not until many years later that Silly Putty was found to have a use. Although many of these uses may or may not seem trivial or not, they have meaning in the greater scheme of things. A comprehensive guide is given below:
=== Uses for Silly Putty ===
*You can putt it in your hair, as a new fashion statement!
*You can putt it on the carpet and mash it in!
*You can eat it!
*You can stuff a turkey with it!
*Use it to get a stiffy!
*You can fuel a car with Silly Putty!
*You can put it in your CD player to hear the bonus track!
*You can Use it for your new pet!
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*You can sculpt ANYTHING with it, than melts 2 minutes later.
*In some instances it can be made into a friend and or spouse. The sex usually isn't good.unless u stick it up ur fanny
*You can throw it at Hillary Clinton!
*It makes a great way to annoy the flight attendant!
*It makes a great garrotte wire!
*You can use it to reinforce your doors and windows for IVAW!
Silly String Theory

Silly String Theory deals with one of the yet unsolved problems of physics: Finding out where all that silly string came from! It is a perhaps well-known condition, waking up with a hangover to find yourself covered in what seems to be the by-product of an alienesque evolutionary state, only to realise that some of the super strings broke and resulted in utter silliness. Silly string often occurs at weddings and child birthday parties, but not so often at the tax office. This pattern suggests one of two finite-time possibilities: Either they're keeping the silly string clogged up in unused cubicles, or tax offices don't exist. The former introduces certain company politics issues, and the latter questions tax and therefore the meaning of society.
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== Chemical composition ==
Since silly strings are broken super strings, they don't consist of anything unless they paradoxically break into other things. It turns out both of these happen simultaneously, and that, if Schroedinger's cat would ever be let out of the box, we'd have an undead carnivore covered in colourful pasta.
== Known facts ==
To properly cope with silly string, a corpus of scientific facts has been collected through time (and imaginary time, with our imaginary friends, thus producing complex facts that can't be viewed with the current version of your browser).
* Silly String can easily be confused with ramen. (Ramen can easily be confused with Amen)
* Silly string is, much like the weird particles in quantum physics, one of the few concepts to which the adjective is actually descriptive and not just derogatory. Silly string can resultingly never be made fun of, because people will simply think "yes, it is silly" and not hint the slightest sarcasm.
== Literary analysis ==
The commercial product of Silly String advertises with "Instant party!" To properly digest the psychological intentions, the sentence is best read backwards: "ytrap tnatsnI!" (or, correcting the grammar for backwards reading: "Why, trap! tnat sni!" (The last two words intentionally don't make sense to confuse the opponent.)
== The military application of Silly String ==
Silly string was originally intended as a way to stop infantry on the battlefield. Larger amounts of silly string would then be generated in larger positron accelerators, creating a disturbance in the force that causes the super strings to break apart and float into the physical realm. Also, it is used to detect trip wires when looking for booby traps.
==See Also==
*String theory
*Military
*Julia sets
== External references ==
* How much silly string is there? http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/string/silly.html
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Simon Heffer

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Simon Heffer (born 18 July 1960) is a British neo-illiberal author and gay no-rights activist. He owns shares in one quarter of Liverpool along with his business partner Alan Shearer. Heffer is also one of the Last Great Leather Fetishists. As of late 2008 Heffer was touring the world teaching dating seminars
== Biography ==
Heffer was born to two cows (heffers) in Lancaster in 1792. His family quickly hit upon hard times, and so decided to sell Heffer into slavery. It is here he is believed to have met and forged a friendship with Samuel L Jackson. Heffer attributes his deep understanding of minority groups in British society to this time he spent in slavery. Heffer escaped his captors after several years but quickly became confused and convinced himself he was a badger. Lesser men would have been incapacitated by this sort of disorder, but it did nothing to prevent Heffer from leading the final assault on the Death Star.
After spending some time as King of Arabia, Heffer returned home to England where he was greeted by banner-waving and other more nefarious activities. Heffer stood in an election to become Queen of England in 1985 but was beaten to the post by comedian Lee Evans. Bitter and twisted, Heffer decided to take up a career in journalism instead, and cannot make his mind up between the Daily Hate and the Daily Torygraph. In 2001 a statue was erected in his honour, but it was torn down after everybody realised it was a silly reason for a statue.
== Controversy ==
The usually mild mannered Heffer was the subject of outrage in 2004 when he proposed that the people of Liverpool (criminals known as Scousers) were generally nice and well-behaved. Heffer's credibility took a downward spiral after the publication of the article, but went up again when he took it back and assured the British public that Scousers are indeed twats who had stolen the wheels from his Rolls Royce.
Heffer is usually seen in public wearing a pink tutu and high heels, which has led to claims that he is a complete tosser from herbalist Comrade Neil Clark. These claims have so far naturally proven unfounded. The British public celebrate Heffer Day every Wednesday, which includes the reading of poems.
Heffer knows nothing about classical music, but reviews concerts nonetheless. One of his most famous "reviews" was a condemnation of the conductor Valery Gergiev for having the audacity to play a fundraising concert in Ossetia for war victims. Gergiev is himself from Ossetia, but Heffer's blithering Grammar-School idiocy failed to take account of this. Heffer's ability to combine utter ignorance about classical music, history and geography in just one piece proves why he's one of Britain's leading Grammar School Twits.
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Simon Schama

"So you have wounded me!
 I must grow a new claw, well and good, for I can do it in a day,
 but will you grow new lives when I have taken yours from you?"
 - Simon Schama - A History of Britain
Simon Schama likes to wear leather jackets and say very clever things in a loud voice. He is actually a hyper-intelligent crab holding a papier mache head on a stick. His prodigious knowledge of Dark Age Britain is because he exclusively grazes from a kelp bed into which King Canute once wizzed.
==The Rise to Power==
Simon, or Klaantuu which is his crustacean name, attended both Oxford and Cambridge simultaneously. On qualifying he took a job as a BBC Correspondent, before turning to his preferred profession - "being a pompous prig". 
In order to fund himself during the early part of his career he took a number of parts in low budget movies, including Attack of the Land Crabs, Jason and the Argonauts and Driving Miss Daisy. 
==The Iron Claw of Death==
Unbeknownst to the vertebrate population of this cosmic bauble we call Earth, A History of Britain is in fact riddled with subliminal pro-crab propaganda - pause the DVD anywhere during his fascinating discussion of Edward II's penchant for squirrel whores, for example, and the words "Crab overlords are coming, tremble puny humans, we will devour your rancid souls and use your spleens to line our burrows!" are clearly visible on screen.
==Books (Propaganda) by Simon Schama==
*Under the Sea
*She sells Seashells by the Sea shore
*A History of Britain
*A Hosery of Britain
*A Hostelry of Britain
*A History of Ritalin
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