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MAN NEXT STORE

When suddenly a letter went through the door it was blank page with one sleeping pill in it then suddenly when i switched off the light the letter came to life it was glow in the dark it said HOPE THIS HELPS YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT and I was scared someones watching me and knows what i did anyway went back into the kitchen and prepared my dinner needed something to eat i was shaking put my dinner on the table and went into my sitting room as I forget my phone and then headed back to the kitchen.
What i saw next scared me to this day my dinner was replaced with dog food and head of the dog i killed with a note in its mouth saying THE DOG BARK IS NOW SILENT BUT DEADLY i wanted to run but froze with fear put all the money in the bag and left it at the door and ran upstairs and locked myself in my room hopefully this will appease my stalker and the attacks stopped when suddenly my phone rang i answered THE DEAD TALK!! THE DOG STILL BARKS!!! and then the electricity went out at this point i couldnt breathe i was having a panic attack the door started banging louder and louder and faint laugh was heard suddenly the banging stopped i sighned with relief i was free the silence was deafing and turned around and someone was watching me through the window looking at me with dead eyes wicked smile and laughing i shouted gave you the money leave me alone and which he responded A SOUL FOR A SOUL you kill an innocent person for money only fair i grabbed my baseball bat and ran out of the house he was chasing me so turned and swang BANG i laughed i got him im free when suddenly inspecting the body thats wasnt the stalker OH NO OH NO GOD HELP ME NOOOOOOOOOO this cant be happening laying dead on the ground was my mother the police came and i was arrested i didnt struggle and sent was to mental asylum turned out i was imagining everything what happened every night i hear dog barking the screams the crys haunt me I was let out for to attend the funeral and i was given time to see my dead mother by herself in her coffin on my own the guilt i felt and the tears i cried could fill an ocean i screamed sorry mam i love you when all of a sudden the body sat up and lifeless body said A SOUL FOR A SOUL and screamed with laughter the man was never the same again and was said to have died of a heart attack at that moment through shock but never ever knew the truth as who believes a crazy man GOOD NIGHT
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
MARIA: EVIL SISTER OF MARIO

OK, now I'm going to tell you a story I know you MAY NOT BELIEVE. But its true. You see, one day, while I was 
strolling through the park with my friend Poopy Joe (we'll just call him that), we came across a satanic cult pulling a cartridge out of the ground, as god's hand quickly killed them alll, and a fire swarmed the cartridge, as it fell into our hands. We figured it was just a glitch, so we took it home to play it, but I wish we wouldn't have
So, we got home, looking at it realized it was a Super Mario World cartridge. Luckily I had my handy dandy haunted Super Nintendo System, so I plugged it in, as giant monster tentacles grabbed Poopy Joe, and started jamming its slimy tentacles into his tight, deep, pockets, as it pulled out some change to take a bus ride out. After the tentacle monster left, we decided to play the game, but we where terrified to find the title screen to be the stage select screen from The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, not to mention the music was from DuckTales Remastered, reversed with satanic chants in the background, as we noticed the voice of Bowser from Super Mario Galaxy. We figured it was just a glitch, and started it up, But I wish we wouldn't have...
We saw for .02 milliseconds (I keep my haunted stopwatch for things like this), it showed a picture of it FADING TO BLACK. How is that possible? We figured it was just a glitch, and played the game. But I wish we wouldn't have...
It started up as we noticed this wasn't Super Mario World, but Sonic the Hedgehog. But Sonic was actually mario, and the sceneries were from Super Mario World...even the sounds. We continued on, but I wish we wouldn't have...
We went around for a bit, saw some of the norm, blood, guts, and of course Mario. But Mario didn't loook like he usually did...he was a GIRL. We were instantly turned off by the opposite gender, as I turned it off. I also remembered Poopy Joe was here, until he died. I figured it was just a glitch, and went to make myself a peanut butter sandwich, but I looked at the peanut butter jar...and it was chunky. I didn't like the chunky kind.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pointless Violence
MARIO.AVI

Hi guys, I'm a huge SMG4 fan. I watch the series even when its night, 1 episode I remember was the title called MARIO>AVI, it was made in 2011-2012 and got deleted in 2013-2014. I guess because of the graphic nature of the episode. The episode was like 2-3 minutes long, the episode was like this. Mario opened the door, to see that it was Halloween, Mario seemed distrust. There was no spaghetti, then he saw. A Halloween poster that said free spaghetti. Mario freaked out and ran as fast as he could, then he reached the party, the party was crowded and one of the games with a poster said FREE spaghetti. Mario got and jumped to the poster. Luigi and SMG4 were playing tennis. The ball knocked Mario and blood was spilling everywhere, even the screen was blood. Mario was sent to the hospital, his skull cracked open. Said one of the doctors, both Luigi and SMG4 was sad. The screen went black and static can be heard, Mario' (now a zombie) walked upstairs and kicked the door, jump scaring Luigi. Thats all I remember, the vid before it was deleted, had 6,00,00 views. The Commets were like Dude, this was so terrifying. and similar to that. There are no archives right now, so we just got to wait.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Mario
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:File Extensions
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
MARIO64

I tried playing Super Mario 64. Blood squeezed out of the cartridge slot and empty controller ports as demonic laughter came from all around me, all the lights in the house burned out and a silhouette stared at me from outside my window. Mario's hyper-realistic demonic skull jumped out of the TV and killed my roommate, eating his eyes out of his sockets and ripping his guts out, and then Mario killed me.
I thought it was probably just a glitch and kept playing.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Mario
Category:Im died
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
MARIO S INSANITY

Since i was 6 i always enjoyed playing mario 64 for the DS even though the game as origionaly a nintendo 64 game but anyway, I was so thrilled when i reached th final boss... I beat him within minets of beggining the level and then went on to play different games and started to get more attached to the nintendo wii
Years later when i was an adult i was walking home after a awsome party when i noticed a old man standing out in the rain by himself i approached him...Big mistake, i asked him what he was doing, he said that he was having a yard sale i looked at the small desk in front of him and noticed a mario 64 game rembering all the fun i had playing that game i dessided to buy it. When i reached home i dug up my DS and popped the game into the cartridge. i started to play... it took me 2 days to complete the game as i already knew what to do. but as the finnal boss fell to his knees and the end cutsene began to play it wasnt mario getting kissed but instead luigi. I passed it off as a glitch as it as bootleg. the next day i retturned to the game the nect day to ern more stars but i was not in conntroll of the game... mario walked towards luigis room and upon entering the screen cut to black. i heard an ear pearcing scream. then mario left the room coverd in blood an holding luigis head... a text box popped up saying go to peach and it would not dissapear until i did so... mario walked towards peach and then the screan cut to blak once again another terrifying scream then a text box appeard saying TOADS NEXT he walked to toad and by now i was realy disturbed the same thing that happend to peach and luigi happend to toad when the screen reapered toad was fone but in his place was a pach of blood then a text box saying YOUR NEXT
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Mario
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
MARTI'S BIG POOP

SO MNAARTY NEEDED TO TAK A POOP BUT DEN DA TOILET BROK! SO MARTY WENT TO DOC BROWN AND POOPED ON HIKM!
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Shortpasta
MARTY VS PATRIXXX

OAKY SO MARTY FOUGHT EVIL PATRIXXX AND MARTY USED THE TIME FUCKERY AND PATRIX USED DA GOAR FEST AND I DED AGAN
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:BATTELS
Category:One sentence
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Shortpasta
MC DOLAN'S

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==24 September 2012==
Hi! I was watching videos on the internet. And, like almost always, there was a ad before the video. And, the ad was about some resturant called Mc Dolan's. I'm going to go there tomorrow!
==25 September 2012==
Erm! I bought a burger at Mc Dolan's. It was very tasty. Yum. Then I feeled tired and went home. I had a strange dream that I was chased by some... Thing.
==3 October 2012==
Lalala! Went to Mc Dolan's again.
==6 December 2012==
Phew! Dreamed that annoying dream again. I was hungry so I went to Mc Dolan's.
==7 December 2012==
Meh! Scary day today! A living burger was knocking on my door!
==Today==
Eeh! More angry burgers! I'm chased by them! They are getting close OH NPOONONOONONOOO349231+402jkflgjdhjflhiimkm4344deaddadbetterrsaffsdf%¤#&%publasooii53642456shmanytrty.tdytry.,yutyutiuy
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Jornel
Category:Im died
Category:Memes
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Unfunny
Category:Shortpasta
MICHAEL BAY CREEPYPASTA

OKAY SO MICHAEL BAY WAS WALKING THROUGH THE STUDIO ONE DAY WHEN ALL THESE BIG-ASS ROBOTS CAME IN AND STARTED BLOWING UP SHIT SO HE DECIDED TO FILM IT BUT EVERYONE ON THE FILM CREW WAS DEAD SO HE GOT AN INTERN TO DO IT BUT THEN THE INTERN SAW A LOST EPISODE OF SPONGEBOOM AND EXPLODED AND MICHAEL BAY WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND THEN THE ALIENS EXPLODED AND THEN AN ARMY OF HYPER-REALISTIC SKELETONS POPPED OUT AND EXPLODED THEN THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED THEN MICHAEL BAY GOT RICH BECAUSE EXPLOSIONS
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
MICROSOFT GUZ BANKRUPT

One day Microsoft released a hunk of shit console called the XBOX ONE. The EXBOOX ONE is the third XBOX to ever be made (dafuq? wherez da logic in da name?) ANYWAY BACK TO DA STORY. THe XBOX ONE was released, and had the same amount of sales as the WII U. Tha XBOX ONE has this crazy shit feature where if you buy a preOWNED game you have to pay a fee (what the fuck u bin smoking MANKYSOFT?) People couldn't be bothered paying the stupid fucking preOWNED fee and they were outraged when they couldn't play their DREAMCAST gamz without paying £600. Also the XBOX SHIT has no compatibility with old XBOX 360 games... all d fanboys started a flame war but MICROSNFT went bankrupt before shit started to get crezzy and the always online SERVERS were shut down. All the XBOX ONEZ were useless so everyone burnt them and bought Playstation 4s. End.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Rants
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
MILK DAD

I DIDNT ALWAYS KNOW MY DAD WELL.FOR A WHILE HE WAS GONE AND HE SAID HE WAS LEAVING FOR MILK. AND I WAS AFRAID BECAUSE THE MILK ATORE IS RUN BY A CRAZY GUY WITH A KNIFE NAMED MILKY MIKE. SO I WAS WORRIED FOR MY DAD SARETY BUT HE NEVER FAME HOME!!!!! 7!58)#= SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO TYPE THAT MY CAT STEPPED ON MY KEYBOAR. UH. SORRY WHERE WAS I
BUT THEN HE I HEARS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR. IT'S RHE MILK MAN! (NOT MILKY MIKE. HIS DELICERY GUY.) AND HE SAYS HELLO I HAVE MILK ANR YOUR DAD. AND IM LIKE OH NO!!! WHERE IS MY DAD, AS I DRANK A MILK. AND HE THE MILK MAN SAID. YOU'RE DRINKING HIM
AND I WENT AAAAA!!!! IM DRINKINF MY DAD!!! AND THEN MY DRINK DAD MILK SSAID HI DAUGHRER I LOVE AND MISSED YOU AND I SAID HELLO DAD I MISSED YOU TOO. AND THENTHE MILK MAN ASKED FOR MONEY AAND I SIAD FUCK OFF!!! AND SHLAMMED THE DOOR. AND THEN I SAID HI AGAIN DAD WHY ARE YOU A MILK AND HE SAID MILKY MIKE CURSED HIM!!! TO BE MILK FOREVER!!!!!HE WENT TO GET MILK BUT HE BECAME THE MILF!!! AAA!! BUT TWO WEEKS LATER I FORGOT THE MILK WAS ALSO MY DAD AND I PUT HIM IN MY CEREAL AND ATE/DRANK HIM (DEPENDING ON IF YOU COJSIDER THE MILK AS PART OF THE CEREAL ONCE IT GOES INTO THE BOWL OR IF YOU CONSIDER IT STILL AS A DRINK) !!FUCK! NEVER HAVE A MILK DAD....
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Beings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
MINCRAFT.EXE.666.BLOOD EDITION ROUND 2

Fortunately I didn't realy die for the rest of my life, my neighbours heard me shitting myself and screaming and called the police they found me in a pool of diarrhoea with ducks drawn all over my face with the same hyper-realistic black marker that was on that cursed cartridge.
The hospital had managed to sow my ass back on but they made a mistake they mistook my ass for boobs and sown it onto my chest, I will never be the same again, when they told me what happened something snapped inside me and in the back of my mind dark things told me to kill them all...
THREE DAYS LATER
I was watching cat videos on my computer when my phone when my phone went off I picked it up it sad that I had a text and I looked at it but there was no text BUT WHO WAS PHONE!!! I still don't know to this day.
I decided to go to bed, and I had the weirdest dream I was in hell with all of the demons twerking at me with asses sown shut, I was triggered, then I woke up covered in hyper-realistic ketchup, I had pissed myself, i had gotten a text, it was from satan
Satan: TONIGHT YOU WILL DINE
I was confused for moments but then another text came through
Satan: whoops autocorrect, TONIGHT YOU WILL DIE!! MWAHAHAHAA!
I read the time, it was 12:01 am
I texted back 
Me: but isn't it technically early morning?
Satan: fuck....
My phone ran out of batterys then I went back to sleep I wondered what would happen next...
Category:WHO WAS PHONE?
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Minecrap
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Hyper-realistic
MINECRAFT EVIL

Hi
Once there was this kid named Steve he was go to the market. He worked hard in the field. Man appeared said "Heil good son I am the evil nazi man and i think u deserve the death pemalty because u don't have good eyes don't u agree?" Steve had an existential crisis and revealed an evil dagger and kiled the nazi man and dead.
My teacher told me that story but I didn't beleif it and he said I was dead to him because I thot his story was made up. My friend said he was sure it was a troll and we went home to play the pokemon trading card game.
Next day there was a new bully kid at school he was obsessed with computer games with blocks and so me and my frend wouldn't let him sit with us at the lunch table. he got real triggered and gave us a floppy disc. we took it home and it had disgusting insect pornography on it it made us sick so we reported him to the metal institution but they said they could not help us cause his name was 'Patrington' and he was probably not Patrixx and they put us in the witness protection program.
We was become omish and was move to virginiasylvania but there was an evil woman who showed us her ankle and we where scandalized. she then gave birth to a goat man named "Demon Lol". Demon Lol said "I will grant you one wish!" we wished 2 return to our old lives and so we did so. 
"That was close" i said to my friend but he didn't anser me i lokt and he was spooked to move cause the bully kid was there he had evil long dread locks and a tatoo with a skul we knew it was over but he said "calm down I'm seriously not Patrixx. I'm the emo cousin of Fatty and I am here to help you." we said "Ok what happen?" he said "Destroy this floppy disc" it was the same floppy disc from before but it wasn't cause it was a different color. he said "Make haste and destroy it!" 
we went home and ignored him and put it in the computer and it was a weird futuristic game called "MINECRAFT" the bully kid appeared and said "good job dumbasses i warned you i was NOT PATRIXX!" the screen then showed a hyperreaslitik picshur of our dead bodies and Demon Lol and he kid was stabbing us and the kid was revealed to be Patrixx.
By the way minecraft is evil because it has blood and violence in it
your next
th end
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:English Class Failure
MInecraft exe.enirboreH

I've been playing minecraft for a while now and I am so disturbed by what i saw I have sold my accountsomebody
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It all started a few weeks ago when i was looking on the web looking for hacked clients for minecraft when i came across a website. The background was black; the URL had dissapeared and it had a link. Falling for the link: I pressed the link. The Link took me to a site. Wierdly my Pc started to freeze and lag. The Browser randomly dissapeared and it took me too my desktop. It had a folder called "DONOTENTER" I was confused because I never made a folder called "DONOTENTER" I entered it and found something disturbing.
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Out of all the things that could be inside it, Guess what it was? Minecraft which was renamed too "exe.enirboreH" I was like WTF does that mean? seriously. What game name starts with exe? I booted the game up only to be seeing the minecraft Launcher but had the login buttons: "Name" "Middle Name" "Last Name" I thought. Oh this is just a hacked client and I'll be fine. I typed in my first, middle and last name and the game started. The logo was the mojang logo that just flew up to the screen, hit it and then blood went splatting down. This was very wierd. The main menu started and it was so wierd i pooped myself. The minecraft logo was destroyed and covered in mossy, Only Hyper Realistic... Herobrine appeared with a flash and I smashed my laptop with a hammer and threw it away... But on my wall there is 666 Wrote on it...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Category:English Class Failure
MOAR Krabs.exe

One day I went to a garage sale. There was an old man who looked sad and stuff. I asked him why he was so sad, and he said it was because his dingo died. I told him I just wanted to buy a game for my PC. He said he had one and he would give it to me for free because it was haunted by his dead dingo. I said whatever and took the game.
The cd had the words "MOAR Krabs.exe" written on it in red ink, or was it blood all along?! Anyway, I took the game and the old man straight up died. I assumed it was just a glitch and jumped on my edgy skateboard and went home. As soon as I got home I put the cd in my computer and started the game. The title screen had a picture of MOAR Krabs.
I became excited because I am a total MOAR Krabs fan, much like everyone else. The game started and I was playing as SpongeBob. There was lots of blood and gore and other edgy things.
Suddenly MOAR Krabs killed SpongeBob! I was so scared that I continued playing. Then the screen went black, and a picture of MOAR Krabs appeared on the screen with red text above him that said "I AM A DINGO".
I had a heart attack and dropped dead. Could this dingo be the work of the illuminati?
Anyway, I sold my copy of the game on eBay, so there is no proof of anything.
I will never look at dingoes the same way again.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Vidya games
Category:Im died
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:File Extensions
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING. THIS MAY SEEM EMBARRASSING BUT MY DAD IS A SERIOUSLY CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN. THIS HAPPENED ABOUT 15 MINUTES AGO AND HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ME YET. I'M STILL IN MY ROOM TRYING TO GET THE GOD DAMN FUCKING OLD SPICE OUT OF MY COCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO /b/?
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Category:Copypasta
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit