Jeff Meets PATRIXXX

It had been five years since Jeff had had anal with someone, and he began to sob at the thought that he would never do anal again. He rolled around on his bed, rapidly shoving his dildo up his thin anus, but it just wasn't the same. Sonic.exe then knocked on his door, and requested to do anal with him, but Jeff declined. It would never be the same again. His lover, Slenderman, left him on that fateful night. The night he ran into the woods.
Slendy's long, luscious tentacles inside of Jeff, just made him feel so happy. Just the thought of Slendy coming back to him to do anal, just one more time, made him jump in delight! But no, poor Jeff would never feel his long tentacles inside of him again. That is, until the next day...
Jeff awoke and started his usual morning routine, cutting his face, burning his eyes, picking out his outfit, and having his Slendy O's. He then began to walk down the stairs of the Creepypasta Hotel, knowing that that day, he will be transported to the Trollpasta Motel. BEN came down the stairs with Jeff's things, wished him farewell, and walked away. He then got in his car, and drove off.
On his way to the Trollpasta Motel, Jeff drove past the woods in which Slendy left him. He stopped the car, and looked around, to see if he could get just a quick glance of Slendy. Nothing. He drove off.
Jeff could feel tears rolling down his cheek, and began to cry a loud cry, hoping that one day Slendy would come back. He needed that spark everyday. He needed to have anal.
Jeff pulled up at the Trollpasta Motel, were he was greeted by the all holy god; PATRIXXX. Jeff was struck with awe. This sexy beast lives here. Jeff completely forgot about Slenderman at the moment. He ran and began shoving his face in PATRIXXX's humongous moobs, and began to cry tears of joy. "I'm home..." he thought to himself.
That night, Jeff was awakened by a knock on the door. It was Slendy. "Slendy!?" Jeff shouted, "What are you doing here?!" "I missed you..." Slendy replied, "I have missed our glorious erotic moments Jeff. I need you..." When Jeff heard this, he was so happy. "OK" Jeff replied. Slendy then lay Jeff on the bed, when the door slammed down. It was PATRIXXX.
"What the fuck do you think your doing?!?!" PATRIXXX yelled, "I'm having anal with my lover!" Slendy replied. "OH HELL NO!!!!!" PATRIXXX then belly flopped on Slenderman, squishing him to a pulp. "Now..." PATRIXXX said, "It's butt-fucking time!"
Jeff spread his buttcheeks for PATRIXXX and PATRIXXX began to fuck him hard. He was going at 70mph, and Jeff began to cry. This hurt so much. He could feel PATRIXXX's hate comments flowing through his anus, and began to yell. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" He could feel the bad grammer fill him, his face turned a hyper-realistic blood red color, and his head then exploded, into a million small Jeff pieces. It was over.
Afterwards, PATRIXXX dragged Jeff's lifeless body, to the 'Pasta trying to be good but suck enough to be a Troll' section. There, he was tossed on top of Sonic.exe, who also, didn't have a head. And on top of millions of other ex-Creepypastas, who had been butt-fucked so hard, they had no heads...
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