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This big

This big is a measure used mainly in science and fishing in the need of extreme accuracy of distances. Several standard human distances are available to accurately display the size of your scientific findings or caught fish. The most common standard is based on the exact distance between two hands. For smaller distances the distance between two fingers is often used. It needs to be noted that this second measure is seldom used in the field of fishing.
== How it works ==
The base system is as follows. The person that wants to recreate the sensation of size later will first use his or her hands to measure the size of the object in question. This information is directly stored in the human brain in standard IEEE 64 bit floating point format. At parties and other jolly occasions this person can now simply recall this information and display it in a humanly understandable and accurate fashion by putting his or her hands at the same distance that was used during measuring.
== Standardization ==
While some less intelligent species in the world have adopted less accurate measures like the meter, there is still a complete and accurate system of feet and thumb-sizes available to those seeking accuracy. A set of standard arms made out of platinum can be found in the institute of human distances in Paris.
== This small? ==
While it is suspected that the two finger "this big" measure is only used in science, it is rumored that females also use it to explain to their friends that while size doesn't matter it shouldn't be this small.
== See also ==
*This small
Category:Units
This is not an article

How pointless is an article? This article is missing the point, because there is not a point. That is not to say it is without a point. On the contrary, this article (which is not an article) is the very point that you don't understand. But now we are dangerously close to confusing the point. And this is not an article.This is not a reference.
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If you continue to read this article then the ambiguity of it will damage your continuity. Unambiguously...are we fracturing our own continuation?
== If that was not a heading, what is this? ==
Must we live our lives, which aren't, according to what is? If not...then what? WHAT? 
So then WHO IS this article? We know: YOU, not the U symbolic, the referrant, but you pronominal. But let's not be absurd. Let's not label the symbol of our objects.
Why? But wait, how could we discourse without labels? Endless but always endable. Alluring yet repulsating. 
It is evident and clearly un-obvious.
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==Quotes never realise their intercontextuality. Startless yet startable. Attractive yet repellant.==
...why quote what history is without.
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== Ceci N'est Pas Un Magritte ==
Magritte didn't not paint paintings. But he did...did he not? That's rather something..
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Too right! It is not. How naive!
==However==
A deeper understanding of the non-subconscious or death.
== Fish ==
There are no fish.
== These are not two uncategorisable miscellanies ==
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Link.
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This article contains cholesterol.Not even this.
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This other article

This Other Article, which is not this article, but is this article, is a complex essay written by myself in this year, and it is made of 454230 letters, 25361 words and 5 paragraphs. (The previous numbers are false.)
==This Section==
This is the first section of the article. It differs from the second section in that it comes first. It also differs from the perspective that it is called "This Section", while the Second Section is called "This Other Section" (See also Learning how to fucking identify stuff that clearly differ from each other). Before this section was created, it didn't really exist. It was only during its making that it began being created. That is why:
* It now exists
* You can, therefore, read it
* Indeed, you are reading it right now
* I am happy
==This Other Section==
This Other Section came after This Section (but not this section). It is a very important section. Just like the previous one, it still didn't exist up until it began being written. It now exists as a whole thing that you can indeed find on the internet and waste precious time on. This section is not that section. It is also not that other section, and it will be a cold day in Hell when this section is the same as that other section over there by the other sections.
This section does not contain a list of stuff, however it does contain some aditional links, such as:
* This link
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==This cool part==
This is another cool part of the article. It is cool because it is not un-cool. This is a very important paragraph you are reading and it is supposed to be very big and very thick. It is, just as all other paragraphs, contained of words that you are reading right now. When you read it, your eyes go thought these words and the words make sounds in your head. Some of these sounds may accumulate in a part of your brain in the future and cause a severe SEHS. These other words that you are reading are also part of this paragraph and do not belong to the next paragraph, even if you one day decide to claim such thing.
This is the next paragraph and as you can clearly see, it differs from the previous paragraph from the point of view that it is below. You can almost feel the weight of the previous paragraph falling over this one. You can almost hear a voice in your head saying "Oooohhh noooo, the paragraph is about to crush meeee".
This is the final paragraph and it is shorter. In fact, some people wouldn't even dare to call it a paragraph It is also just about to end... riiight..... abouuuuutt........ nnnnnnnnnNOW.
==See also==
* My article
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This page sometimes exists

<choose uncached><option weight=3>This page exists right now, but it won't soon, so, and then it won't exist again.Or you could wait even longer and maybe it will exist once more. 
==Why this page sometimes exists==
Because of the title of this page, several Uncyclopedia authors feel inclined to create it once in awhile. However, admins usually delete this page when they notice it exists, mainly because of the title, and also because they can. So the page flits in and out of existence—because this page only sometimes exists, you see.
==What should I do about it?==
Nothing, really. If you were thinking of putting some kind of comedic masterpiece here, then you're wasting your time. The culture here at Uncyclopedia is such that even if what was put here was the most brilliant, hilarious thing ever envisioned by man, the admins would still delete it to preserve the original joke. 
==Does the title of this page mean I can put anything here?==
No. Even if the admins appreciate the joke, they might still get angry at you for creating this article, since it's basically just a variation on This page does not exist and henceforth not very original. But hey, if you want to try.
==Things this page invokes==
*Quantum physics extended to macroscopic phenomena: If you create this page, and no one looks at it (except admins, but they don't count) then after a while no one will know if the page was deleted or not. So therefore, the page is in a state of quasi-existence.
*Nothing much else..
==See also==
*This page does NOT exist
*This page exists
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Thorn

Þorn is a divinely inspired letter þat was granted to various languages. All of þese languages but Icelandic have forsaken þe blessing. Þorn is unique in þat is looks like a p and b fused togeþer, a sideways Ω, and a pregnant line. Þorn, when it still was in its rightful þrone, was a voiceless or voiced dental fricative (θ/ð), and is þe equivalent of Satan's digraph, which I struggle to write... TH.
How could one lonely digraph induce such despair into þe hearts of millions? Þe digraph has steered humanity from its true messiah, its true god. Now only þe Icelandic serve as a stronghold against þe encroaching army of sin.
== History of Þorn ==
God decreed þe existence of Þorn on December 25, 1032, when a lonely man attempting to Romanize some Germanic languages came up wiþ a crafty and clever way to make a character for a tricky sound. Þey just made þe Norse rune ᚦ (Þurs) all curvy! Þe world had changed forever. Man entered a new age of pure enlightenment by God's and Þorn's wisdom and pure splendor. Þis day is why December 25 is considered a holy day for many around þe world, albeit its origin and meaning have been twisted beyond meaning into some cruel mockery of þe purity of which it used to comprise.
== Þorn in English ==
English used to contain þis holy letter as a way of transcribing some of its unique sounds, and it stuck for a while. Þe English had achieved true enlightenment and had fully embraced all þat is good in þe world. Þat is... until þe horrible wretched Belgians brought a wicked device þey called þe printing press (whose true name was far more sinister). Þese "printing presses" had no character for þe true glyph of Þorn, showing how þey are an object of Satan's will. Þe English scribes suddely didn't have þe type block to type þe character of all good in þe world, so þey committed horrible atrocities þat surely gave þem 10 eternal lifetimes of unimaginable torture. Þey substituted Þorn for þe Devil's digraph. þe world descended from its golden era, back into þat very darkness it escaped from.
== Þorn in Icelandic ==
Icelandic is þe only language in þe world to contain þe holy splendor and divine impeccable beauty þat is þe letter Þorn. Þis is þe sole beacon of light in a world taken by þe shadow's deadly grip. Satan disliked þis pure, divinely inspired defiance, and summoned volcanoes to smoþer þeir island in sheets of suffocating ash. Þe Icelandic however, þe perfect people þey are, refused to give into þese horrors, and stood in staunch defiance at þe evil þat was occurring. Þey defeated þe Devil's army and turned þe volcanoes þat were used against þem into þeir resource, creating a tourist industry þat could be used to teach all oþers about þorn and its beautifully beautiful beauty. Þe Icelandic are þe holiest people on þis planet þat we call Earþ.
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Those plastic things at the end of your shoelace

Those plastic things at the end of your shoelace are staring at me again.
I know, I know! that you say they can't stare, but the little round parts at the very tip are their eyes.
Eyes I Tell You!
They make that clickity sound when you don't have them restrained properly. They flop about and plot our deaths. I taught you both ways to tie them up but you steadfastly refuse to do the "bunny around the tree" method, and suck at the other one... you've doomed us. Doomed us all. All to hell.
Why can't you keep them secured? Security! Security in our hearts knowing that   WE   WOULD   BE   SAFE!
You're so retarded about this you should wear Velcro. Or loafers. Or aqua socks. Or Vibram five fingers. Or flip flops. Or slippers. Or socks only. Or go barefoot.
:::Those plastic shoelace things are looking again!
Oh, you bastard! How dare you patronize me with your uppity, book-learned, snobbery, telling me those things are called "aglets" and serve "to prevent the lace ends from fraying."
Fraying?!? I'm afraid that you're an ass-clown for even bringing that up, captain college.
I know that the ends of your laces were called aglets before those things replaced them; with their mind-controlling ways and slovenly morals.
Oh-ho ho! not "mind-controlling" you say? Then how do you explain last week when you walked   all   the   way   to   the   supermarket? Nobody walks to the store in America anymore!   No one!  
No one even walks unless they're "exercising"   Exercising because they haven't walked in ....
Oh my Gosh!
That's it isn't it?!? they've come to stop us from just "walking around" which lowers our health and immunity to disease; diseases which they'll induce to weaken and subsume humanity!   Weaken us so that they may 
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Threat

:Did you mean a promise to commit an offense, or a "fighting word"? Perhaps you should go there instead, dick-head!
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A threat is the possibility of a mishap, such as by Al-Qaeda. In the wake of the September 11 attacks, the administration of George W. Bush combined 75 intelligence, border-security, and police departments into the Department of Homeland Security. This was a response to the most serious threat of all--reduction in their funding by Congress.
==The department's mandate==
Homeland Security officers defend the nation by smoking pipes and reading foreign newspapers to determine what crimes foreign terror organizations say they are going to commit soon. Unrelated events, such as the existence of an insurgency in Iraq that would blow up U.S. tanks after we pacified the country, are outside the department's mandate.
As Immigration is now under the Homeland Security umbrella, the department considers the possibility that terrorists would walk into the country, rather than arrive on a jet-liner that no one studied how to land. Keeping them out of the country--That department is right down the hall. However, the D.R.E.A.M. act, which would give tuition bargains to foreigners who sneak in, was officially amended to exclude foreigners wearing bombs.
==The Threat Indicator==
Since its creation in 2001, the best-known result of this huge department has been the development of a color-coded Threat Indicator. The indicator addresses Americans' greatest need from government: to tell us how we should feel. Its six levels indicate the likelihood, based on interviews published in the newspapers to which the CIA subscribes, that terrorists say they will attack the U.S. tomorrow.
The gay colors of the Threat Indicator are for interior designers, and for citizens who have an inability to use words.
The Threat Indicator is almost always at Level Orange. This tells Americans to pay close attention to their surroundings, notice anything suspicious, report everything unusual to 9-1-1--but don't panic. Go about your business normally, though you should stop and peek around every corner before walking forward.
The Threat Indicator only really needs five levels, because it will never, ever be set to Level Green. The biggest threat of all is that something would actually happen while the Threat Indicator was at Level Green. (See above, under Congressional funding.)
==The new indicator==
In January 2011, however, Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano announced that the Threat Indicator would be withdrawn, its color code replaced by a "more informative" threat description. For example, rather than Threat Level Orange, a given day might be rated PG-13 for language, brief nudity, and detonation of suitcase bombs.
==See also==
*Bomb
*Hurricane
*Islam
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Category:Politics of the United States
Category:Terrorism
Three-phase electric power

Three-phase electric power is a concept widely taught at university level engineering schools. It was invented by sadistic professors who thought it would be funny to trick students into thinking the 3 power transmission lines were transmitting the same amount of voltage offset by 120 degrees.
==Origin of the hoax==
When Alessandro Volta discovered methane by farting, he decided to explain his discovery by telling his students that each fart was the result of three-phase electric power.
==Defining the bullshit==
In order to understand the bullshit being taught in engineering schools, a student must pretend her professors know what they are talking about. This can be difficult, because the average janitor knows more about electrical engineering than most university professors.
==Benefits of three-phase electric power==
One of the most important benefits of three-phase electric power is the ability of professors to use this concept as an excuse to give their students a failing grade. Another benefit of three-phase electric power is that very few professors understand this hoax, which gives the professors that are knowledgeable about the hoax a huge advantage over everyone else.
Category:Engineering
Thumb

Thumbs are a short, thick species of worm that commonly infect hands. These worms are transmitted from the mother to the child, and are the most prolific species of parasite infecting humans.
==Maturity==
Juvenile thumbs are called thumblings, and feast on the saliva of their host by secreting hormones that control the young host, bringing the worm to the mouth. This is a bad habit, because after puberty, the worm will get hungrier and harder to satiate.
As the juveniles progress, they develop in two different directions. In the females, they often develop bizarre coloring, which turns different colors before finally settling on red. This is known as "fingernail polish". In the males, as development continues, they secrete hormones known as testosterone. This will create a desire to feed the young worm a milky substance known as semen. This becomes more and more addictive as the worm becomes hungrier.
==Anatomy==
===Bones===
The thumb consists of three bones:
*Distal phalanx
*Not-so-distal phalanx
*First Metatron
The exterior fallensus longustostus is a long word. It forms the "huff box" and experiences euphoria from the rest of the tendons, or kittens. Related words (related mostly in their length) are: Abductor alienus, magistrate, denouement ...
===Opposing thumbs===
On occasion, two thumbs vie for the attention of their host. This is known as "thumbling rivalry". Although it usually starts innocently, these squabbles escalate into fights. The tussling thumblings should be separated and each put into a separate pocket, before they begin to twiddle.
===Hitchhiker's guide to the thumb===
A dominant trait of the thumb is the fact that it has a whip. It is such a dominant trait that hitchhikers should stay away from lone thumbs or they may be whipped and dominated.
==See also==
*Hands
*Worms
*Rule of thumb
Category:Anatomy
Tiddlywinks

Tiddlywinks is a curiously popular sport enjoyed mostly by eccentric Brits on balmy summer evenings, but also increasingly by normal people who play whenever they feel like it. Tiddlywinks began as something of a joke but has since captured the imagination of millions, particularly in Finland, where it is the country's National Sport. While the crude creativity expressed in Tiddlywinks has often been touted as an art-form, the sport itself has been one for several centuries, and was once considered to be as classy as painting and sculpture.
==The Rules==
Tiddlywinks is a sport of many rules, each as complicated and pointless as the last. The general game mechanics revolve around just 2 concepts, and the remaining rules exist merely to dissuade new "Tiddlers" (as first-time players are known) from playing a second time. New rules are added whenever it is deemed necessary, and consequently a complete Tiddlywinks Rules Book is too large to print as one volume, and one has never yet been assembled.
== Innuendo==
In some countries, most notably of Anglo-Saxon repute, the game of "tiddly-winks" has taken on a whole new set of connotations. When played between two partners of opposite gender yet of roughly the same social up-bringing and background, one player (usually the male) may stack a certain amount of so-called winks against the other players (usually the female) abillity to tiddle.
After wink and tiddle have been matched up and the bets have been placed, contestants do their best to win by exchanging deniable winks and deniable subliminal promises of ay really good tiddle. The frequency with which the exchanges take place, and the order (e.g. two winks countered by only one tiddle), determine who wins a leg. Historically, there existed several dozens of ways to tatter the score, as every town and harbour had its own set of rules. In modern day tiddlywinks competition, there are only two surviving systems by which victory is determined: 
* by way of the Glastonbury ruleset, a leg can be won by out-winking the tiddlers bid three out of five. A contestant needs to win three legs in a row in order to win the game.
* Sudden Death. Here, the game continues until one of the contestants dies suddenly, leaving victory to the other. In such a match, it is not unusual to have contestants trying to gain victory by such means as industrial accidents, hitmen, war, famine, or just plain not taking care of hygiene.
==See Also==
*Extreme Tiddley-Winks
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