Canada Moist Talkers

The Canada Moist Talkers (formerly the Topeka Moist Talkers) are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference. 
During the Discipline Era, the Moist Talkers originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division. After the decree passed in the election following , they were placed into the Mild High division of The Mild League, later moving to the Mild Low division after the election, where they played the entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been a member of Internet League Blaseball since Day 3 of Season D when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an incineration replacement for the Canada Artists.
Following Fall Ball, the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.
==Roster==
===Expansion Era===
Select Tlopps cards can be found here
==Former Players==
===Can't Lose===
*Jenkins Ingram (Joined Season 2, Day 29; Left Season 2, Day 30)
==Season Results==
===The Coronation Era (Seasons 1 - Ongoing)===
Coronation Era 	Coronation Era	Coronation Era	Coronation Era 	Coronation Era
Season 	Wins 	Record 	Postseason 	Season Summary
Season 1 - The Return(s) 	33 	33-57 	Did not qualify.	
*As a result of NEW Open the Forbidden Book passing, Simon Haley entered the Shadows and gained the Knighted modification. Pixie Carberry then joined the ILB, taking Haley's position on the rotation.
*The Moist Talkers won the NEW Max Out Pitching blessing, maxing out Abner Pothos' zone.
Season 2 - Official Review	55 	55-44 	Did not qualify.	
*The Moist Talkers won the Wind Sprints blessing, increasing the Defense and Running stats of their lineup by 1 Star.
Season 3 - TBD 	0 	0-99 	 	
*Election has not occurred yet.
==Staff==
===Coaching===
*Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle
===Mascots===
* - THE MAW
* - Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle
* - The Moist Owlette
* - The Tantric Shrimp
* - H O R K
* - Gigantamax Inflatable and Jerry The Intern
* - The ORB
* - Buddy
* - None
* - The Husk
* - FASHION™®©
* - Mario The Cat
* - "Singing Salmon" (Greer Lott Edition)
* - Pokey Patty
* - ~object Object~
* - Soggy Doggy
* - The Offering Bowl
* - Nic
* - Finn Ghees
* - Maude R. Ation
==Fan Culture==
For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture.
===Chants===
The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting. 
*Talk Spit, Get Hits
*One Mouth, a lotta spit
For more, including player-specific chants, see Chants.
==Notable Events==
*In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
*In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the Seattle Garages, the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of Hobbs Cain and Richmond Harrison respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.
==Trivia==
*The Player's favourite television program is H2O: Just Add Water.
==On the Material Plane==
*In a speech prior to Season 1, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau advised the nation that wearing a mask can prevent Canadians from “speaking moistly” to each otherhttps://youtube.com/slK5IY_GJzI?t=29, a clear yet subtle nod to the team despite the apparent chronological discrepancy.
==Fan Art==
File:MoistTalkersJersey2020.png|The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers. Created by: @Spiral_Joe / longhairQ
File:MoistTalkersLogo Cobaltcakes.png|Logo by Cobaltcakes
File:Moisttalkersselfie.png|Season 3 Team Selfie by @Spiral_Joe.
File:Hobbsrich.png|Richmond and Hobbs. by @Spiral_Joe.
File:Moist talkers throwback4.png|Moist Talkers Throwback logo by @easyreader #8140 on Discord
File:Averylineup.jpg|Full Lineup by avery_helm
File:F33A53D8-15AF-4E70-9B4E-62AD3CDCC33D.jpeg|The Dot and York Silk (bellart03)
File:Talkers.png|What is Height? ft. Mooney Doctor, Eugenia Garbage, Fish Summer, and Cedric Spliff
File:Talkers2.png|What is Height 2, ft. Commissioner Vapor, Ziwa Mueller, McBlase (&) Beans
File:Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie.png|alt=Season 12 Team Selfie|Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie by Spiral_Joe
File:Necromancy Poster.png|alt=Necromancy Poster|Necromancy Poster by Spiral_Joe
File:Moist Talkers group photo S24.png|alt=S24 Moist Talkers team photo|Season 24 team selfie, by Spuntamatite
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