Sonic.MMMMMMMBEEEPMMMMMMMBEEEPMMMMMMMBEEEP (Sonic.Microwave)

I'm a relatable American sonic fan who enjoys both the good games and the modern games, and one day I received a totally not suspicious disk from a friend of mine named relatable human entity number 23 i meannn uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh josh his name was josh. and the disk had a note attached to it
"hello relatab-errr jim, don't use this disk becus it totally sussy and i want you to destroy it even though I didn't for some dumb reason"
i looked at the disk and it had the words "Sonic.MMMMMMMMMMBEEEPMMMMMMMMMMBEEEPMMMMMMMMMMBEEEP"
which sounds like a microwaev so i will jjusb call it Sonic.Microwave
of coures, me being the dumbass creepypasta protagonist I am, i put the disk in my gaming computer with a high processing power and RTX which is so much coller that ur compooper anyway i put the disk in and it was sonic 1 for the megadrive/genesis, which I liked because it was one of the good gaems, i hooked up a controller and hit start and a spokoy happned, the titlescreen changed for 1 frame sonic hadd a MICROWAVE FOR A HEAD!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!1! and there was HYPER ULTRA OMEGA SUSSY REALISTIC RED LIQUID WHICH WAS DEFINIELY BLOOD AND NOT SUMPHIN ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!1!1111111!1!!!!!! anyway teh game started an it was snoc 3 file selecc, the background was filled with hot pockets for some reasin but HEYYYYY LOOK THE SONCI 3 FILL SELCET IN SNOC 1 THAT SPOOKY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
anyway i selcet tayls becuz he was unlocked the eother wons were locced and i started in green hill, but everything was flat and i keep running and I SEEE A BUNCH OF DED THINGS WITH BOLD EVERYWH- no wiat those are just hot pockets and the sauce in them BUT STILL IT SPOOCCCCY!!!!!!! anyway then tails see snoic who haad no microwave head but as i got close HE HADD MICROWEVA HAED and HE TOUCH TEIALS AND THIS POOPED UP
"hey tails I can't cook a hot pocket without keeping the middle cold, could you help me with that?"
sussdenly i was in angle eyeland but it was burnniingn andd i started walked and MICROPENI-I MEAN MICROWEAVA SIONC WAS CHASING MEEEEEEE AND HE GOT TO TAILS AND ASKED "hey tails could you" BUT TAAIL FELL OVA AND HADDDDD A HARET ATTAKc WHICH MICROEVAW SNOC DID IT SOMEHOW IM SURE
anyway we went becc to file selec tails was shown at top and looked normal BUT ITTT TOTALLY SCOPPPY aaaaaaaaaaaa
anyway i pcik nock nock its nuckles an he was in chemical plant and he start walked and there static and more hot bockets and wee find micorawvseububuavwdhsbuhsbaudvgsa sonc and we fiet hemsisedsesnnienndms and we loss and kfcuncle dei i tink
then pooopeedepodede up "oh sorry knuckles here have a bag of chicken nuggets, tails is sleeping"
anywya knuckles and tails were at the top and they were eating chichsen butb IT STIL COSPOFCPEIOBIJEBCHDBCHUEBGFE VDGHEVGFCVGEYFBDHCV GYCFVCHVEUIGV CURIECBFGDBCBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
SOrry i feel asleep on keyboard but it spooooook
anyweay i pick robotnik (MORE LIKE ROBUTTNIK AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA) and i walk in to drak pacel and A SPPOOOKY SCEEN PPPOOBED UP WITH MICROWAVE SAYING "I COOK FOOD"
anyway i bacc and file selllllecccccccct and all including real sonic with no microwave had were eating chicken and microvwae were sitting coles bye and tails said "so what do you think of my microwave robot?) BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I KNEKEJO HE WAS LYING BECAUSE IT CRAAPYPOSTA AND IT HAS BEEEE SCARY
anyway i went to kitchen and THERE WAS A MICROWVAE IN ITS NORMAL SPOT BUT MICROWAEV IS SCRAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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