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Blinker fluid

A vital component of today's modern transportation system, blinker fluid lubricates the electrons emitting from a vehicle's turn signal lamps. It is suitable for both front and rear blinkers, despite some disreputable retailers who market two identically formulated versions for each end.
==Manufacture==
This lubricant is processed from light oils found in animals such as snipes and naugas. Once used primarily to refill Pontiac Firefly radiators, producers have adapted this versatile chemical to facilitate efficient light transmission for all domestic cars and trucks. Also different formulas include the tears of orphans. But it's typically used only for vehicles such as those dumb ass smart cars.
==Maintenance==
The recommended service interval for blinker fluid is every 20,000 blinks or February 29th, whichever occurs first. Disposal of expired fluid is complex, but most service centres will gladly receive your used fluid and send if off for illegal dumping for a nominal fee.
Note that blinker fluid for Ford's Mercury line of cars contains high levels of mercury, which is a toxic metal and poses a danger to the environment if not disposed of properly. The Dodge Neon, however, uses an inert neon gas to power all accessories - environmentally safer, but the system must be recharged periodically by a professional.
==Side effects==
Health problems: The AMA has determined blinker fluid is safe for consumption, but does note it is not very appetising, with a flavour akin to a combination of Fresca and Tab. It is an inert substance, but if a cat or dog consumes it, they will possibly start talking Yiddish.
Do avoid spills of blinker fluid into sensitive electronic equipment. After spilling some into a computer keyboard, now it works it doesn't work it works it doesn't work</font>
Also keep in mind that light beer, while somewhat similar in chemical composition to blinker fluid, is not interchangeable with any of the automotive fluids. Its high water content renders it unsuitable for automotive applications as it will rust and damage your turn signals.
==Suppliers==
A primary supplier of blinker fluid is the company Kalecoauto, who can be found on the internets and sometimes sleeping behind the dumpster in the alley.
Always be sure to use the correct type and viscosity of blinker fluid for your make and model of vehicle, based on recommendations from the manufacturers. Note that left-handed blinker fluid is not interchangeable with its right-handed counterpart; blinker fluid manufactured for the UK market may not be used in vehicles manufactured for US drivers.
==Target demographic==
Women are shown to be the top consumers of blinker fluid worldwide. Several manufacturers of blinker fluid have recognized the strategic importance of this, and are preparing several spinoff brands of highly priced "image" blinker fluids that leverage endorsements from influential celebrities and fashion icons. One notable example is "FLASHER. by Paris Hilton", which has been criticized in the past for being too lazy to work 95% of the time, and making the left blinker significantly dimmer than the right.
==See also==
Block

Block is a highly contagious disease. It is usually obtained by 10-year-olds, asses, jerks, bitches, sons-of-bitches, motherfuckers, motheryiffers, spammers, bots, and insane people.
Or spread by rouge admins. Or normal admins. Or Wikipedia. Or insane people. Or . Or just about anything.
==How to avoid==
The best prevention is death. If you are dead, you are cured of all illnesses, including Block.
This is also the only way to avoid getting the illness. That and always keeping the internet off. Which would kill most people anyway. So death really is the only prevention.
==How to get==
To get Block, all you need to do is commit suicide, become criminally insane, murder somebody, or start fucking up Wikipedia.
==Symptoms==
Symptoms include insanity, like talking to yourself - a notable example includes welcoming yourself over and over - being romantically attracted to cartoon characters, sex, hospital trips with bleeding asses, and suicide. Notice how everything to do with Block includes death?
==Medication==
There is only one kind of medicine that works on Block: Unblock, which harnesses the power of another disease, which is equally as bad as Block. Side-effects include: insanity, death, all the symptoms of Block, and suicide.
== See also ==
*HowTo:Get Banned
Category:In-jokes
Blood libel

The so-called blood libel or blible is some manipulative crap them Jews invented in order to disguise the fact that they murder ChristiansMostly young environmental activists. as part of their Judaism rituals. There are many types of blood libels, most of 'em are Uncyclopedia articles about blood libels. There are old blibels & modern-day blibels. Old blibles ususally include stories about Egyptian kings who murder little Jew-babies to save the Egyptian empire from Moses, who is the original Antichrist; Moses ended up murdering all of Egypt's non-Jew-babies, including Jesus, but that was the only true part of that story.
Modern blibles are more subtle than old ones, as the Jews have their own country now with an army 'N all. Let's take a look at a modern-day blible:
===Christian victim===
====Name====
*Sara Briški Cirman
====Age====
*4 (Eurovision years)
*28 (Non-Zionist years)
====Nationality====
*Slovenian
===Accusing Priestess===
*Mother Radiotelevizija Slovenija
===Reason===
*Finishing in 23rd place out of 25 and 18 places beneath Israel in Eurovision 2024.
===Accusations===
*Solicitation of the good Slovenian public to vote for Israel, against the better judgment of Mother Radiotelevizija Slovenija.
*Using the Zionist Government (not the American one, the other one) for above solicitation.
*EVEN THOUGH Slovenian public is used to give Israel only a few points in the past.
*Making a cyber attack on Slovenia and online voting system of Slovenia, using American/Israeli computing methods.
*Jews made Dutch singer very angry so that he threatens female Eurovision worker with his fist, so that he gets banished from Eurovision instead of the evil Israeli singer.
*Zionists making Eurovision lower down boo voices while evil Israeli singer is singing.
*The Israeli company which sponsors Eurovision (Moroccan Oil) prohibited the waving of any flag which is not of one of the competing countries, including the flag of Texas.
*The Rest of the World vote is a Zionist plot and is contaminating the pure Islamic nature of Europe.
===Source===
*Wiwibloggs link
==Future==
As we all can see, the future of bubbling is very questionable indeed, as the Zionist Administration of Uncyclopedia has already written a satirical article about it, and has completely destroyed it. Just the same as they did to the noble KKKolombian protests of 2024. May the Lord fight the evil Uncyclopedian Administration so that we can continue pushing Jews out of classrooms and Eurovision arenas, as God originally intended.
==Footnotes==
Category:Christianity
Category:Judaism
Category:Antisemitism
Category:Conspiracies
Category:Things That Were Better in the 90s
Category:Pages that don't look like the things they're about
Category:Middle Ages
Category:Eurovision Song Contest
Bloodbath pitch

The pitch is one of the most important elements in the sport of bloodbath. A team that can best utilize the various types of environments located on the pitch can greatly increase its chance of victory. One of the great underdog MLB teams of all time, the Vietnam Cong, won three World Series matches (1954, 1973, and 1979) by utilizing the properties of the pitch.
== Regulation Pitch ==
The standard regulation pitch, as defined in Appendix B of the Laws of Bloodbath, is a sphere 12,756,320 meters in diameter. As set forth in the Geneva Convention, the Ground Authority selects and prepares the pitch. Most games do not use the entire pitch. The Umpires will determine the boundaries for play at the beginning of a bloodbath match. However, each of the teams has a right to expand the field of play.
The pitch is divided into five different types of areas: sea, urban, jungle, desert, and ice. Of these areas, the sea plays the most important role. Only naval blockers (batsmen) are allowed unlimited time on the sea. All other players are restricted to 12 hour periods over sea areas.
== Viking Non-Regulation Pitch ==
In the early 1970s, some amateur and semi-professional bloodbath leagues began use of a smaller pitch, only 6,794,000 meters in diameter. For reasons that are unclear, this came to be called the “Viking” Pitch. (There is no evidence that the Vikings used such a pitch in their bloodbath matches.) The non-regulation pitch contains no sea, urban, or jungle areas. The use of this smaller-sized Viking pitch is said to favor faster games and increases the importance of the artillery forwards (bowlers). Bloodbath purists claim that the Viking pitch decreases the finesse and technique of the game in favor of raw power.
== Practice on the field ==
Players are not allowed to practise bowling or batting on the pitch, or in the Orbit above the pitch or on the satellite of the pitch, at any time on any month of the match. Practice on a month of a match on any other part of the bloodbath square is only permitted before the start of play or after the close of play on that month, but must cease 30 minutes before the scheduled start of play or if it is detrimental to the surface of the square. 
Typically players do practise on the field of play, but not on the bloodbath square, during the game. Also bowlers sometimes practise run ups during the game. However, no practice or trial run up is permitted on the field of play during play if it could result in a waste of time. The rules concerning practice on the field are covered principally by Law 17 of the Laws of Bloodbath.
== Related Links ==
* Curling
Category:Sports
Category:War
Category:Bloodbath
Blow

Blow may refer to:
*Strike (attack)
*Cocaine
*Exhalation
==In other uses==
*Blow (drink), a brand of energy drink
*Blow job, a type of oral sex
*Blowing or insufflation, a method of ingesting cocaine
*Blowing the bridges of Madison County, an erotic novel by J.M. Hoffman
==See also==
*My ex-girlfriend
*Bloo, a character in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Blue Ball Factory

The Blue Ball Factory is a the global manufacturer of blue balls and other related products such as the Blue Ball Factory Ol' Fashioned Destruct-O-Cannon™ and the Blue Ball Factory Cube Corrector™. People have flocked from all over the globe for the wondrous blue ball.
==Blue Balls==
The creation and destruction of blue balls.
Blue balls are more than just a response of male physiology to extreme cold. They are an inexpensive, high-quality implement with hundreds of uses. They are blue, and they are spherical.
Manufacturing blue balls is a painstaking process requiring thousands of steps including extruding, milling, measuring, random sampling, and controlling the shape, density, and color. There are meticulous specifications for all of these attributes, with tight tolerances. This ensures repeatability of results, blue ball after blue ball.
==Functions==
Blue balls are perfectly suited for eating, drinking, and bouncing. They are also ideal as an instrument of suicide by choking.
Blue balls appeal to the senses in the following ways:
*Smell - The balls have a rubbery scent, like burning tyres.
*Sight - Blue. So unbelievably blue.
*Touch - Apparently, quite springy.
*Side-Trumpets - The balls sound very yoinky, apparently.
*Taste - They taste like old blueberry muffins.
Blue balls are the perfect substitutes for BB pellets and lead shot, both of which are used for small-game hunting and target practice.
==Blue Ball Factory, the video game==
As a promotion, the Blue Ball Factory released a video simulation of its manufacturing floor, which played on the Game Boy. Unfortunately, this flopped, because it required the user to hit the D-pad about one million times per second.
==Accidents==
There is only one known accident at the Blue Ball factory. This was the accidental death of Professor Lance Cacklefanny who was hit by a ball when inspecting their quality, resulting in a twenty story free-fall, being repeatedly stamped by a quality-testing machine, being hit in the "twin balls" (for a 400 point and star bonus!) and then being shot with a ball going at hypersonic speeds. On hs grave, he was given the epitaph: 
"R.I.P 
Professor Lance Cacklefanny
He loved his balls." 
Needless to say, the event was not very good, and resulted in the factory being temporarily shut down in order to get his blood off the balls so they could be blue again, costing the company millions. 
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Blue Nile

The Nile is the greatest and best river in the world... Tributary [1].
==History==
Long time ago me and my brother Pedro [2] here,
we was hikin' down the Eastern part of Africa.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny river... in the middle... of Ethiopia. [3]
And some camel said:
"Take me to the best river in the world, or I'll mummify you." [4] 
Well me and Pedro, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
==Discovery==
And we went to the first river that came to our path,
Just so happened to be,[5]
The Greatest River in the World, it was The Greatest River in the World.
Look into the Nile and it's easy to see
Hydrogen and oxygen make water, when bonded appropriately,
It was chemistry.
Once every epic civilization or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the pyramids doth grow...[6]
Needless to say, the camel was stunned.
Whip-crack went his humpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you gods?" [7]
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."[8]
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
==Criticism==
This is not The Greatest River in the World, no.
This is just a tributary.
Couldn't go back to the Greatest River in the World, no, no.
This is a tributary, oh, to The Greatest River in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest River in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' river the greatest river in the world.
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the river we saw on that fateful night it didn't actually look
anything like this river. [9]
This is just a tributary! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of fact.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it. [10]
All right! All right!
==Footnotes==
*([1]) The Greatest and Best river in the world is the Nile, at 6,695 km long. Duh.
*([2]) Pedro Paez was the first European ever to see the Nile. History does not remember his brother, who is mentioned only in a few apocryphal accounts as "that tenacious dude with the lute who kept screaming "All Right!" in Portuguese."
*([3]) Yes, there are rivers in Ethiopia. There just isn't any food.
*([4]) Probably an empty threat, as mummification is a labor-intensive process. Plus, he'd have to kill him first.
*([5]) Not that coincidental, when you're in Eastern Africa.
*([6]) Actually they were built, rather than growing. Poetic license. And they were done way before Pedro and the lutenist dude got there. Quit being so nitpicky, OK?
*([7]) Because, you know, back in the day, yo, people actually believed that shit.
*([8]) Something rather out-of-character for a Portuguese explorer to say at the time.
*([9]) May or may not be true. They all look the same on satellite maps, actually.
*(10]) Actually, the Nile boasts the Roseires Dam, Sennar Dam, Aswan High Dam, and Owen Falls Dam, among others. But who's counting?
==Apologies==
To Tenacious D.
Category:Geography
Category:Rivers
eo:Blua Nilo
Blue Screen of Death/error

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:Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you.
:% complete
:170px|leftFor more information about this issue and possible fixes, visit http://windows.com/stopcodeIf you call a support person, give them this info:Stop code: IS_THIS_REALLY_THE_BLUE_SCREEN_OF_DEATH
Ja:ブルースクリーン_(Windows_10)
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Bluetooth

Bluetooth is a common disease caused by modern mobile phone use, most likely as a result of excessive levels of stray radiation emanating from handsets within one's personal area. The best way to stop the radiation is KKW. Radiation fanboys tried to stop KKW. But KKW will protect you if you honour The Bluetooth.
== Symptoms ==
* People hear voces without having moble phone in ther hand
* Those voices, nonetheless, do not stop calling "collect".
* The user's teeth turn blue or start glowing Chernobyl-style.
* Marital problems after asking new spouse for a ring-tone instead of a ring.
* Problems driving automobiles while holding one phone on each ear.
* Compulsive tendencies to stockpile blue teethbrish under which are hidden more cell-phones.
* No More Ears™.
* Annoying habits of taking phone calls during movies.
* Compulsive tendencies to stockpile blue toothpaste.
* Obsessive-compulsive desire to drop everything at intimate moments and call in for messages.
* Refusal to stop singing Mr. Gorbachev, put back this wall.
* Failure to get rid of blue feelings even with ant-depressants.
* Smurfette's number is inexplicably on speed dial.
* Blue Screen Of Death's after watching the Blue Country.
* Like to leave bluetooth systems on. They give out nice blue lights(Which actually means self destruct. 60 secs)
* Find words like Korean Unity 블루투스
* Suddenly feel the urge to tell your friend to switch their bluetooth systems on
Note: Anyone with sxteen or more of these symptoms should be rushed to hospital as CODE BLUE.
== Bluetooth invention ==
The Bluetooth system was invented by the danish viking King Harold Bluetooth in 970, but the lack of computers etc. make the bluetooth fail, and it was buried with the king in the Roskilde Cathedral in 986, in the mid 80' the king was to be found, and danish scientists evolved the Bluetooths system as we know it today.
oops.
Category:Technology
Category:Diseases
== The Origins ==
The disease was named after Harald Bluetooth, king of Denmark (Circa. 958-970) who was famous for inventing the mobile phone, using wood chippings and English peasants. Of course, the use of his 'blueberry' as he called it led to being branded with this timeless title. It also explains why 5 in every 6 children in Denmark are born with mulatos in the womb.
ko:블루투스
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Boat People

HELP!!!!
The Boat People need your assistance.
The increased wholesale price for crude oil has resulted in skyrocketing prices for gasoline.
The Boat People can no longer afford to take their 50- and 60-foot yachts out for long-distance weekend cruises as often.
thumb|right||Won't Someone Think Of The Children?
You can help. 
Please call 1-800-555-BOAT or 1-800-555-RICH and pledge now.
Note that only Diners Club or American Express credit cards are accepted.
I thank you, and the Boat People thank you.
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category:American culture
Category:Charities
Category:Ethnic groups in the United States
category:Transportation
Bob "Two-thumbs" McGinty

Bob "Two-thumbs" McGinty (b.1794 - d.1602) is widely regarded as having had the silliest nickname of any inventor who ever lived (with the possible exception of Thomas "Pull-my-finger" Edison).
== Birth ==
McGinty was born in Haven County Georgia in 1794 because his parents had done some very naughty things approximately nine months earlier.
They had, in fact, done quite a few extremely naughty things, but only one of those resulted in his birth (and it actually wasn't nearly as naughty as some of the other things they did).
Later, as a young boy, he questioned his parents about the circumstances that led up to his birth, and was told that he'd been brought by elves. For this reason, he lived the rest of his life with an irrational and crippling fear that the elves would one day return for him.
== Early Life ==
When McGinty was six years old, his parent accidentally enrolled him in a special school for children with only one thumb, and it was here that he earned the nickname "Two-thumbs".
Even though he spent only a short time there, and all of his other schools had students with a more traditional number of thumbs, the nickname stuck, and would stay with him until his death, many years earlier (see: "Death", below).
== Accomplishments ==
McGinty is best remembered for the invention of bobwire, but he was actually quite prolific, and is responsible for many of the items that we enjoy today.
Among his many inventions and discoveries are:
* The bob sled
* The bobbin
* Bobcat Goldthwait
* Shishkabobs
* Bobbing for apples
* Bob Dole
* The bobby pin 
Contrary to popular belief, McGinty did not invent chester drawers.
== Later Life ==
Despite the enormous popularity of bobwire, McGinty always considered it to be his greatest failure, as it had proven to be unsuccessful in ridding him of the elves that he so hated and feared.
For many years, he spent his days guarding the vacant lot that he believed to be his garden and shouting obscenities at the elves that he claimed were trying to plant carrots out of season.
Eventually, someone suggested to him that perhaps the best way to keep out imaginary elves was to use imaginary bobwire, and this seemed to bring him peace for perhaps the first time in his tortured existence.
He spent his remaining days staring out his window and eating imaginary salads.
== Death ==
At the age of 73, McGinty fell through a freak wormhole and subsequently died 192 years before he was born.
Although there is no definitive proof, it seems unlikely that elves were involved.
Category:Inventors