Pong.exe

I'm a total Pong fan much like everyone else, I like games. I don't think I've ever played glitchy or hacked games before, though I don't think I want to play any after the experience I had...
It started on a nice summer afternoon, I was playing Pong until I noticed, out of my peripheral vision, that the mailman had arrived and put something in my mailbox as usual and left. I paused my game to go see what I got in the mail... The only thing in the Mailbox was a CD case for computers and a note. I took it inside.
I looked at the note first and realized it was from my dear friend Shithead, whom I hadn't heard from in 2 weeks. I know that because I recognized his handwriting, though what was weird is how it looked; it looked badly written and scratchy and somewhat difficult to read, as if Shithead was having a hard time writing it down and did it in a hurry.
This is what he wrote...
Arseface,
I can't take it anymore, I had to get rid of this thing somehow before it was too late, and I was hoping you'd do it for me. I can't do it, he's after me, and if you don't destroy this CD, he'll come after you too, he's too fast for me....
Please Tom, destroy this god-forsaken disc before he comes after you too, it's too late for me.
Fuck the disc, and you'll perv on him, but do it quick otherwise he'll catch you. Don't even play the game, it's what he wants, just fuck it.
Please...
Kyle
Well, that was certainly weird. Even though Kyle IS my best friend and I haven't seen him in 2 weeks, I didn't do what he asked me. I didn't think that a simple gaming disc would do anything bad to him, after all it's just a game right? Boy, was I wrong about that...
ANY way, I looked at the disc and it looks like any ordinary computer CD-R disc, except it had white marker on it written "PONG.EXE", and it was much unlike Shithead's handwriting, meaning that he must've gotten it from someone else, like a porn shop or ePorn. When I saw "Pong" on the writing of the CD, I was actually excited and wanted to play it, since I'm a a BIG Pong fan.
I went up to my room and turned on my computer and put the disc in and installed the game. When the title screen popped up I noticed that it was the only game, I was like "Awesome!" Because like I said earlier I liked the porn. The first thing I noticed that was out of place was when I pressed start, there's was a split second when I saw the title image turned into something much different, something that I now consider horrifying, before cutting to black.
I remember what the image looked like in that split second before the game cut to black; The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the Atari 1979 was now instead Atari SEXSEXSEX, and the black had turned black, like black, except it looked black.
But the freakiest thing that was in that split second frame was Pong, his white were white and whiting with two glowing white dots staring RIGHT AT ME, and his smile had stretched wider up to the edge of his face. I was rather disturbed about that image when I saw it, though I figured that it was just a glitch and forgot about it. After it cut to black it stayed like that for about 10 seconds or so. And then another weird thing happened, the save file select Porn Game 3 popped up, and I was like "WTF? What's this doing in the Pong game?", anyway, then I notice something off, the background was black of the Black, and there were only three save files, unlike the 69 in Porn 3. The music was that creepy music Gangnam style from PSY, only it was extended and seemed to have been in reverse. And the image for the save file where you see a preview of the level you're on is just black for all three files.
What freaked me out more was the character select, it showed only Pong, Pong and to my surprise, Dr. Pong! Now I was sure that something was up, I mean, how can you play as Pong in a classic Pong game, for crying out loud?
That's when I realized that this wasn't a game, it was a fucked game.
Yeah it definitely looked fucked, it was really hot, but as a dumb gamer, I wasn't horny (or at least I tried not to be), I told myself that it was just a fucked game and there's nothing wrong with that. Anyways, shaking off the horny feeling I picked File 1 and chose Pong and when I selected and got started. The game froze for about 5 seconds and I heard a creepy pixelated moan that sounded an awful lot like that hot girl from Porn 3 before cutting to black.
The screen stayed black for about 69 seconds or more, then it showed the typical level title thing, except the simplistic shapes were fifty shades of grey and the text showed only "PONG - 1". The screen faded in and the level title vanished revealing Pong in the Black screen from Pong, the music was different though, it sounded like a porn video in reverse. Anyway I started playing and had Pong start running like you would in any of the Pong games, what was odd was that as Pong was running along the level there was nothing but flat ground and a few blacks for 5 minutes, that was when the hot music started to hotter down into slow deep tones very slowly as I kept going.
I suddenly saw something and I stopped to see what it was; it was one of the small Pongs lying dead on the ground bleeding (That was when the music started to speed up), Pong had a shocked and saddened look on his face that I never saw him have before, so I had him move along, and he kept that worried look on his face. As he kept moving I saw more dead pongs moved past them looking more and more worried as the music lowers and he moves past more dead pongs, I was shocked to see how they all died, they looked like somebody killed them in rather gruesome ways; a pong was hanged on a tree with what appeared to be his entrails hanging out, a pong had all four of his limbs torn off and a duck had his eyes gouged out and his throat slit. I felt sick to my stomach when I saw this massacre and apparently so did pongs. After a few more seconds there were no more pongs and the music seemed to have stopped, I still kept Tails to continue.
a minute passed after the music stopped, Pong as running up a hill and then he stopped, it wasn't until I saw why;
Logically then I turned off the game because it's a FUCKING PONG GAME
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