Hawai'i Fridays

The Hawai‘i Fridays are a blaseball team in the Chaotic division of the Evil Conference. They competed in Ultra League Blaseball during Season A, and were a part of Internet League Blaseball from Season B until being incinerated on , Day 12. They then returned from the Hall of Flame and were Nullified by the Black Hole (Black Hole), before finally returning in Fall Ball. They previously played in the Chaotic Good Division of the Good League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League. 
==Roster==
===Expansion Era===
==Former Players==
===Incinerated===
*Fitzgerald Massey (Season 2, Day 13; replaced by Hendricks Rangel)
*Jessi Wise (Season 2, Day 74; replaced by York Silk)
*Sam Solis (Season 3, Day 67; replaced by Evelton McBlase)
*Hendricks Rangel (Season 3, Day 76; replaced by Basilio Fig)
*Sebastian Sunshine (Season 3, Day 76; replaced by Juice Collins)
*Thomas England (Season 4, Day 86; replaced by Sixpack Dogwalker)
===Feedback Swaps===
*Basilio Fig (Season 4, Day 82; replaced by Baldwin Breadwinner)
*Terrell Bradley (Season 7, Day 73; replaced by Alyssa Harrell)
*Alyssa Harrell (Season 8, Day 90; replaced by Eduardo Woodman)
*Eduardo Woodman (Season 8, Day 90; replaced by Alyssa Harrell)
*Sixpack Dogwalker (Season 9, Day 69; replaced by Gabriel Griffith)
*Fletcher Yamamoto (Season 12, Day 31; replaced by NaN)
*NaN (Season 12, Day 50; replaced by Bates Bentley)
*James Mora (Season 12, Day 56; replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers)
*Jaylen Hotdogfingers (Season 13, Day 28; replaced by Lizzy Pasta)
*Gabriel Griffith (Season 13, Day 79; replaced by Yosh Carpenter)
*Christian Combs (Season 17, Day 37; replaced by Lady Matsuyama)
*Bates Bentley (Season 19, Day 3; replaced by Don Mitchell)
*Jacob Winner (Season 21, Day 70; replaced by Percival Wheeler)
*Juice Collins (Season 21, Day 71; replaced by King Roland)
===Transferred===
*Nolanestophia Patterson (Transferred to the Hades Tigers due to Nagomi Mcdaniel's Season 1 postseason defection to the Fridays)
*Elijah Valenzuela (Transferred to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands for Aldon Cashmoney via the at the end of )
*Karato Bean (Transferred to the Houston Spies for Evelton McBlase II via the at the end of )
*Aldon Cashmoney (Transferred to the Hades Tigers for Spears Taylor via the at the end of )
*York Silk (stolen by THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS during Season 9, Day X, no replacement)
*Evelton McBlase II (Transferred to the Baltimore Crabs for Nagomi Mcdaniel via the at the end of )
*Baldwin Breadwinner(Transferred to the Baltimore Crabs for Sutton Dreamy via the at the end of )
*Bevan Underbuck (Transferred to the Baltimore Crabs for Montgomery Bullock via the at the end of )
*Nagomi Mcdaniel (Transferred to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands via the Highway Robbery blessing in Season 3 for Bevan Underbuck; transferred to the Seattle Garages via the Plunder will in Season 12 for Greer Gwiffin).
*Alyssa Harrell (Transferred to the Baltimore Crabs for Baldwin Breadwinner via the will at the end of )
*Greer Gwiffin (Transferred to the LA Unlimited Tacos for Valentine Games via the will at the end of )
*Montgomery Bullock (Transferred to the Atlantis Georgias for Mordecai Kingbird via the will at the end of )
*Baldwin Breadwinner (Transferred to the Dallas Steaks via the at the end of , no replacement)
*Alyssa Harrell (Transferred to the Chicago Firefighters for Gabriel Griffith via the will at the end of )
*Percival Wheeler (Transferred to the San Francisco Lovers for Bates Bentley via the will at the end of )
*Nicholas Nolan (Sent to the Canada Moist Talkers via The Gleek on Season β22, day 78)
*Beck Whitney (Transferred to the New York Millennials for Castillo Turner via the will at the end of )
*King Roland (Transferred to the San Francisco Lovers for Juice Collins via the will at the end of )
*Castillo Turner (Transferred to the Boston Flowers for Chorby Short via the will at the end of )
*Chorby Short (Sent to the Boston Flowers with no replacement via the will at the end of )
*Mayra Buckley (Sent to the Seattle Garages with no replacement via the blessing at the end of )
*Timmy Manco (Sent to the LA Unlimited Tacos with no replacement via the blessing at the end of )
*Nicholas Mora (Sent to the Kansas City Breath Mints via The Meadow on Season β23, Day 25)
===Preserved in the Vault===
*Valentine Games ()
*Don Mitchell (ILB Semi-Centennial)
===Faded to Dust===
*Fletcher Berger II ()
*Clare Ballard III ()
==Season Results==
For a list of more in-depth results, see List of Hawai'i Fridays Seasons
Season	Record	Win %	Division Placement	Season Notes
1 	48-51 	.485 	4th 	
2 	45-54 	.455 	4th 	
3 	48-51 	.485 	4th 	
4 	44-55 	.444 	tied 4th 	
5 	48-51 	.485 	2nd 	
6 	31-68 	.313 	5th 	
7 	39-60 	.394 	5th 	
8 	36-63 	.364 	4th 	
9 	21-78 	.212 	5th 	Chosen as Mild Wild Card - Lost 1-2 to Hades Tigers in Wildcard Round
10 	30-69 	.303 	5th 	
11 	47-52 	.475 	3rd 	
12 	59-40 	.596 	1st 	2nd Seed in the Mild League series - Lost 1-3 to Seattle Garages in Round 1
13 	58-41 	.586 	2nd 	2nd Seed in the Mild League series - Won 3-2 to Canada Moist Talkers in Round 1, Lost 0-3 to Baltimore Crabs in Round 2
14 	45-54 	.455 	4th 	
15 	43-56 	.434 	5th 	
16 	52-47 	.525 	4th 	
===Blessings and Decrees===
In the Season 1 election, the Fridays received the Shore Up blessing, increasing Svetlana Dickens's stats.
===Blessings and Decrees (Beta)===
In the , the Fridays received six :
*Popular by Association - stole Aldon Cashmoney from the Breckenridge Jazz Hands for Elijah Valenzuela
*Lottery Pick - stole Evelton McBlase II from the Houston Spies for Karato Bean
*The Shame Bubble - gave all teams outside the Mild Low division Targeted Shame
*Humblebrag - Made Jacob Winner Idol Immune, preventing them from being idolized by fans
*Center of Attention - Made York Silk a Super Idol, doubling the payout from Idol pendants for players idolizing Silk.
*Exploratory Surgeries - Randomized James Mora's pitching stars from to , then from to , then from to 
In the , the Fridays won the blessing, trading Evelton McBlase II, Baldwin Breadwinner, and Bevan Underbuck for Nagomi Mcdaniel, Sutton Dreamy, and Montgomery Bullock. The Fridays also benefited from the effects of the blessing won by the Charleston Shoe Thieves, boosting their shadows by 3%.
In the , the Fridays were assigned the Arcana II The High Priestess.
In the , the Fridays received the will, granting Jacob Winner the Flippers modification, and the will, increasing Alyssa Harrell's stats. The Fridays also traded Nagomi Mcdaniel to the Seattle Garages for Greer Gwiffin due to the Garages' will.
In the , the Fridays received the will, bringing Fenry Marlow forth from the Team's Shadows in exchange for Lizzy Pasta, and the will, increasing Alyssa Harrell's stats once again.
In the , the Fridays received the will, sending Alyssa Harrell to the Baltimore Crabs in return for Baldwin Breadwinner. They also received the will, trading Greer Gwiffin to the LA Unlimited Tacos in return for Valentine Games. In addition, Spears Taylor received the Walk in the Park modification due to the the blessing.
In the , the Fridays received the will, switching Juice Collins from the lineup to their rotation. They also received the will for Baldwin Breadwinner, which granted the alternate player the Parasite modification. The Fridays won two blessings, , which gave Jacob Winner the Affinity for Crows, and , which boosted their lineup's batting stars by 1 to 4%. 
In the , the Fridays received the will, switching Baldwin Breadwinner from the lineup to their rotation. They also received the will for Fenry Marlow, infusing their pitching and outfusing their batting.
In the , the Fridays received the will for Juice Collins, infusing their pitching and outfusing their defense. They also received the will for Beck Whitney, rerolling their modification to . The Fridays won the blessing, gifting Stevenson Heat Smokey Blood Sunglasses.
In the , the Fridays received the will, sending Sutton Dreamy to the shadows in exchange for Alyssa Harrell. They also received the will for Melton Campbell, infusing their batting. The Fridays won the blessing, gifting Alyssa Harrell a Skate Board.
In the , the Fridays received the will, sending Mordecai Kingbird to the Shadows in exchange for Yasslyn Statter Jr.. They also received the will, moving Mordecai Kingbird from their bullpen to their bench. Additionally, they received the will, sending Alyssa Harrell to the Chicago Firefighters in return for Gabriel Griffith. The Fridays won three blessings, , which adjusted their Shadows’ pitching from -5 to 20%, , which improved Spears Taylor’s Moxie by 29%, and , which gifted all Shadows players with an open item slot a pair of Sunglasses.
In the , the Fridays received the will for Cordula Standlake, infusing their pitching. They also received the will, moving Yasslyn Statter Jr. from their rotation to their Shadows. The Fridays won two blessings, , which moved Stevenson Heat to the lineup, and , which gave Don Mitchell the modification.
In the , the Fridays received the will for Melton Campbell, infusing their defense. They also received the will, switching Don Mitchell from their lineup to their rotation in exchange for Yosh Carpenter. The Fridays won the blessing, which recruited Nicholas Mora to their lineup from the Canada Moist Talkers.
==Vibes==
For more team-related Vibes, see Hawai‘i Fridays/Fan Culture.
===Stadium===
The Fridays do not have a proper stadium and prefer to play wherever the vibes feel right.
===Uniform===
There is no official Fridays uniform. Players wear whatever they want, sometimes in team colors, sometimes not, although 'aloha print' patterns seemed to be historically preferred among players. Despite not having a uniform, the Fridays do have a dress code: if wearing a shirt, at least one button must be unbuttoned to feel the ocean breeze. It is unclear if any player has read the dress code. 
===Rivalries===
The Hawai‘i Fridays do not have rivalries. Fans instead welcome all other teams to their games, and often hosts viewing parties with other teams to celebrate all events that occur during the course of a blaseball game.
===Mascots===
There is no official team mascot. Fans are encouraged to make up their own. At various times, the Fridays mascot has been: any bird in the vicinity of the game currently going on (including former Fridays captain Fletcher Yamamoto), a fan dressed up as a volcano, Our Lady of Perpetual Friday, the mysterious C O C O N U T, Swedish pop group BLABBA, or literally anything silly that shows up to the game. During their time on the team, Gabriel Griffith had been known to act as a mascot when not pitching.
===Sponsorships===
While the team was historically open to sponsorships, with the departure of York Silk and companies unable to sponsor Jacob Winner (despite their best efforts), the team has stopped accepting sponsorship offers.
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