36

you know about numbers i do you do we all do but my life was ruind by numbers a specific number 36... SO anyways i was in my house when a nock at the door was heard i walked to the door and opend it there was a cat when i looked the cat said 'you will die in 36 36 36 36@@ and it EXPLOADED i was scared so i went on a walk
i went to the park to walk my dog when i saw children dancing in circles saying... ' i was scared so i walked the other way 'OI' the park keeper shouted forom the sound of it he went up to me and said 'you do know you are NOT ment to go down rought 36' rought 36 is a stone path leading to a locked iron door 'ok i wont' i said he was happy me and my dog went away to the shops i left him outside i bought some grocerys and stuff i got a milk bottle that said on it 36 milk a day keeps the bone breaks away! what the FUCK 36 was on my milk carten i wnet back... to my dog and he had been shaved the number 36 was cut onto my dog and blood was everywere but the dog wasnt caring
i got home and went to bed while trying to get to sleep wen a tree branch kept knoking on my window i translated it into mores code and it said 30 FUCKING 6 i screamed and looked at my clock it said 3:36 i was tired so i went back to bed wen i woke up my best friend my dog was looking at me smiling but not in a normal way but he turned intoo smile dog
i went to the park without him that day the keeper went up to me and said dont go down rought 36 i know i said i walked away into a church were they said it was 36 years ago this church was invaded so we stand here to be happy' i ran away into the duck pond and i counted the ducks and there were 36 and they all stared at me and said quack 36 times and then turned into smile dog so i ran away an old lady was feeding the ducks and i asked her how much bread she has left and she said 36 so i punched her and then i counted how many times i punch her 36 also she died and blood was bloody everywere and her 36 family members cried blood 36 times
i desided to go home and my dog was dead but he was cloned 36 times and he slowly asendead as i heard him woof 36 times i cried myself to sleep and i looked up and i was crying blood and went to the toilet and peed blood 36 times and i decided to run out to my garden my neibor came out but he was hello neibor and he cvhased me for 36 years but it was acctuely 36 seconds but shut up 36 times
i went to a different town but everyone there turned into the granny that i killed but only 36 of them the started running after my car after i fgot out of my car it exploaded and turned into a poatatoe A FUCKING POTATOE
i went b ack to the park to crrie but the ducks were attacking me and all turned into momo also there were 36
i ran so far i ran throught the locked iron door on rought 36 the park keeper was there i told you not to go in it' and then he turned into 36 jeff the killers and chased me throught the maze that was rought 36 he then turned into slender mans 36 of them HE WAS REAL SLENDER MAN WAS REAL and then i got home
after getting home i playd sonic but 36 sonic.exes chased me and i played mario but then 36 mario.exes chased me so i played minecraft i was playing it normally and i washappy cuz i fort it was over BUT NO 36herobrians ave joined the game' OH SHIT i ran away but they were to fast they killed me and i looked behing me in rel life and i saw herobring 36 of him holding the words 36
i ran away but i sat down in the sand pit that little kids were playing also there were 36 little kids i realized the devils number is not 666 its 36 so i stabbed myself 36 times for 36 hours my blood trickeld into the number 36
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
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Category:Satire
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