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Dirt Girl's World: The grubining

I was a huge fan of Sprout tv shows and always waited for a actual dirt girl game. One day, while browsing the internet, I found a link to a game called "Dirt Girls World: Let's get grubby!" I rushed to download it and start it up. When it started, it threw me into the the character selection screen. I clicked Dirt girl, and a distorted and loud voice yelling "LETS GET GRUBBY!". I thought this was weird, but it was only the beginning.
I went into the first level, only to find Dirt Girl with a creepy grin. I brushed it off and progressed through the level. Halfway through, I found a spade. I picked it up. As I got to the end I meet a NPC. I got near the NPC, and Dirt Girl didn't hesitate to main and eat the Grub. The sight made me piss myself.
I unwillingly went on, all the maiming and feasting on dead corpses made me unrinate all over my room. As I got to the last level, I felt nauseated and had a migraine, but I had to beat it, I was almost there. After killing everyone in Grubtown, I was greeted with a video of Dirt Girl putting a gun up to her head and pulling the trigger. I deleted the game and hated sprout. But then, I realized that I was a horrible person for liking the series, and continuously playing even though I knew what was going on.
I
Am
Dirt
Girl
Thanks for watching the Jimmy Fallon show. Go away now.
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Dirtgirlworld

It was 4 A.M in the morning, and I was looking up random stuff on TV while eating a sandwich until I came across a show named dirtgirlworld. It was the freakiest and weirdest show I have ever seen on the face of this entire planet. No joke, I had nightmares about it. I took a piss before I went to sleep though.
My baby nephews were watching Sprout, of course. I took the popcorn out of the microwave. I made myself a cup of tea and sat down to watch my baby nephews.
I heard on the TV that a new dirtgirlworld episode airing on Sprout. After 2 minutes of commercials the episode finally started.
The theme song played normally, and then it cut to the episode. Dirtgirl was just making flowers, and I saw a black figure come out of the bushes. The black figure took Dirtgirl hostage. Then, after 3 minute of screams coming out of Dirtgirl, I saw her strapped into a chair with the mysterious figure holding out a bloody knife. The mysterious man cut her hand off, with blood splattered all over the cameraman's camera. Then suddenly, static appeared. While I tried to turn the TV off, nothing happened, As if my TV was like refusing to turn itself off. After a couple of hours of static (maybe two hours, I guess), I came across a horrible scene where Dirtgirl's other hand was cut up. I turned down the volume also, but nothing happened, same like the TV, as if it was refusing to turn the volume down. Dirtgirl screamed the words "HELP ME FOR CHRIST SAKE!" during this bloody hell. I couldn't even do anything to stop this horrible massacre anyways. Finally, the credits played at the end of the scene. I was just about ready to change the channel, until I saw the numbers 666. I jumped in terror, and static appeared once more.
I called the Sprout channel and having to complain about this bloody episode. They didn't make the episode, and they said I was being a threat. I replied back saying I was not a threat, but they hung up the phone on me and suddenly my lights flickered off. Damn Sprout, I know someone made this episode, and it wasn't me, neither my wife nor my baby nephews. At 8:00 PM, I took my nephews to a doctor's appointment, and I swore I saw that guy from the episode I watched yesterday night. He held out a knife.
After the doctor's appointment, I called Sprout once more and they hung up on me again after they called me a threat again. So I ignored Sprout, and I watched Nickelodeon, and without a doubt, I heard the freakiest scream coming from outside. I opened the door to find that there was nobody there, And my baby nephews woke up.
Hell no, I didn't record the screams. Instead, I just heard them.
Thanks Dirtgirl, you are now a weirdo.
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Dis 2spooky4u

one day i was in a cemetery walking in the dark (dont question why) i saw something glow in this pitch dark place it was a skeleton of somebody was it radioctive? maybe we wil never know but it rose from the grave and spooked me until i passed out when i woke up i found myself in the super ultra spooky skeleton hideout i was realy spooked out (did i overuse the word or term spooky) but i didnt pass out they told the most shocking plot twist ever... everybody has a skeleton inside them... i was shocked and in fear if everyone knows about that the planet earth will be too spooked to live and in that case they will turn into spooky skeletons the spooky skeletons told me:we need to spread this news there are not many skeletons left in spook
town. and then i asked "why?" they replyed: because this town is now filled with non-spooky stuff like: jeff da merderer or smiley dawg sanic.kfc but the king of them all is sumoman his skin is white as snow and he wears a suit that is too big for him that is unaccaptable we must destroy him now! i demanded:i wanna join pleez they said: you can but on one condoition...you have to be a sooky skeleton
i asked:how? they said:drink this ectoplasm...and dont say no cuz it dosent taste like crap its like beer. i drank it and then i transformed into a spooky skeleton i felt a spook go down my spine i could literaly see it (that joke had to be said) then we were armed with spoopy guns to kill him and then when we arived we made him spoop his pant and then we killed him by spooking him to death 
and then everyone died 
THE END
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Category:Skeletons
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Disc

My name is... not important, I guess. I am a gamer and a creepypasta fan. I really should stop reading that stuff; it keeps me up at night. But I just keep coming back for more. Then one day something happened.
I was coming back home from school and saw that the flag on the mailbox was up; my parents must have not bothered to get the mail, so I went ahead and opened it and got the mail out. Heading inside, I put the usual stuff (bills, et cetera) on the table, when something caught my eye. One envelope was addressed to me, in handwriting I recognized. It was my best friend who shall remain anonymous. I went ahead and opened it. Inside was some sort of disc and a handwritten note. It read: (I'll be censoring the names, if you don't mind)
[CENSORED],
I seriously need your help right now. Take this disc, but DON'T play it. DON'T EVER PLAY IT! Cut it. Smash it. Burn it! Do whatever it takes to destroy this goddamn thing!
~[CENSORED]
Being a creepypasta fan I instantly recognized the situation. Since I'm not stupid, I went to our tool shed and got a sledgehammer, then went back to the table and put the disc on the ground. With a good, strong hit, the disc was destroyed. I quickly threw it out.
As I sat down to watch some YouTube, I recognized again how similar this was to the creepypasta 'sonic.exe'. I couldn't help chuckling at the protagonist's stupidity. What kind of douche ignores written warnings from his best friend to never play a disc and instructions to destroy it?
The following week, nothing happened. I continued to live a normal life.
Category:Satire
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Sonic
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Category:Shortpasta
Discord Server Destroyed by Among Us

So last time I ever did something like this people ended up hating on me for what I was doing. I shouted back, "among us!" And everyone shut up. Silence. Complete, dead, silence. No one spoke anymore. Then, one brave soldier dares to write: "AMONG US ISNT FUNNY STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US". The chat goes crazy. Not only that message got well over 100 nerd emoji reactions, but it also got several replies with emojis that looked like among us. 📮⛔️ and 📛 were the most common. Everyone, and I mean everyone, was writing among us. Among us had invaded the chat. I was horrified. I went to cleanse my eyes, and then managed to get promoted to mod. I deleted all of the amonguses. I, infact, deleted all of the channels. I nuked them. I demoted everyone to user and before the owner could even notice it, the server was gone. I created a channel. A channel where only I (and the owner of course) could write. I wrote "No more among us." Instantly, tens of thousands of reactions flooded my message. The owner goes online. He sees the server destroyed, with only that one message. I get banned. I join with an alt account. The server still didnt recover. Everything was destroyed. I successfully defeated among us. I never thought I'd be able to do something like that, but I did. I just did that. It was there in front of my eyes. I watch as the owner desperately tries to get some chats back, with the first being #general. Then, as soon as that chat was created, a message was sent. 0.0001 seconds later, another. In one single second, already 72 message were sent. Nothing could stop the confusion and anger of people who've saw a raid with their own eyes. Nothing. The owner slowly starts to readd roles. I offer to help, he gives me admin and I just managed to get my bot on the server again and to ban EVERYONE. Every-fucking one. Only me and the owner were left. The owner bans me even on my alt. It was over. I managed to grab an invite before getting banned, so I login to my third alt, only to see that the invite wasnt working. The server was officially dead.
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Category:Memes
Dislike of Bronies

What's up with furries/bronies/therians/animals getting so much hate?
I'm a proud brony (38M) with my own fursuit (or rather bronysuit LOL!), and every single time I talk about me being one I get tons of hateful comments towards me.
Bronies are a beautiful and fascinating community of people whom aren't scared of speaking out about their interests, like (in this case) the show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic! We're all very respectful towards literally EVERYBODY, whether you're black, white, or Chinese!! Heck, when I told my last GF (18F) that I'm a brony, she rejected me on the spot!! And tell me that's not abhorrent, disgusting and disrespectful behavior!
I, as a brony received so much hate. And I'm not alone. People treat bronies like absolute cr*p, and I'm slowly starting to believe that it's worse than racism or homophobia... Thousands of furries and bronies get murdered EVERY SINGLE DAY just for being who they are! We need to stop this ASAP (as soon as possible) before the hate gets any worse!
I cry every night knowing that my community gets hated so much. A huge majority of us are mentally disabled (I'm balding), so not only are they bullying us for no reason, but they're bullying mentally disabled people! THAT. IS. EFFED. UP.
STOP BRONY/FURRY HATE! NOW!!!!!
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Category:Satire
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Category:Rants
Disney 666

One day Disney Channel bought the rights to air some anime shows. They are Bleach, One Piece, Naruto, and Fairy Tail. So they basically they bought all the popular shonen animes. They aired these shows during day time hours so that way all the little kids can watch the shows. After one day of airing episodes of these animes parents started to call Disney and said to stop showing the animes or to censor the shows (these parents were obviously from one million moms). Disney then censored these shows by removing Robin and Nami from One Piece and giving all females uniboobs. They also made all the swords and guns into water guns and bibles. In Bleach they removed Orihime and Rangiku because of boobs. Then they made all the zanpuktos into foam swords. They replaced hollows with Atheist and Muslims (one million moms made Disney do this because according to them Atheist and Muslims are of the devil). For Fairy Tail they removed Lucy and Juvia because of boobs and all other remaining females got uniboobs. They then removed all fanservice episodes and replaced those episodes with a 30 minute long rant from Westboro Baptist Church. For Naruto they removed the show because of the sexy jutsu. They replaced this with bible lessons from Westboro Baptist Church (One million moms just loved this).
Because of this all children who watched Disney channel took all the gay, black, Atheist, Jews, Mexicans, Catholics, Protestants, Muslims, soldiers and burnt them all to a cross the KKK provided to the Westboro Baptist Church. And then a skeleton pooped out!
If you have anything funny to add to the story please add it also if you find any errors in the story please fix it.
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Dispicible me 2: the lost version

Hello. I am GRU. I am a HUGE minions fan. and I recently found something that made me really scared! 
It was VHS tape with dispicible me 2 written on it. I put it in the player because I like the movie. I started watching it, it started normally, but at the part where el macho turned purple, gru put on some peppa pig sunglasses and put a cigar in his mouth! he pulled out a machine gun and filled one of the yellow minions with lead! the blood was hyper-realistic!!! and gru started sautéing the minion and made filet minion! he ate the minion in an hour long scene, and then pulled out a minigun and let out a kefka laugh! then he started shooting the minions and the screams from suicde mouse started playing! Gru pulled out a pringles can and shoved it down lucy's throaght! Then he started busting it down sexual-style!
Then gru got realistic eyes and pulled out a knife on gwimbly from smiling friends! he stabbed him to death! then he shot agnes in the head and stabed edith with his gun! then he got inside a springlock suit and lured five children into the back of pizza planet from toy story! he then killed them and stuffed their bodies inside of toys!!!
then he bought an egg off the dark web and ate it. he turned into the hit character, Puro! and then the entire storyline of changed took place! then he turned back to gru! THEN HE went to the rabbids invasion universe and commited mass genocide!
then he caused the car crash from the walten files
Then he came back to the dispicible me universe and killed el macho and then jumped at the camera and came out of my tv and shot me in the head and and ate my organs! then he jumped back into the tv and jumped into the volcano!!!!
I contacted the police and illumination studios!!! then they both yelled at me to kms!!! I am scarred
I am really hoping to forget this!!!
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Dix Pillz

It all started when I took that pill.
I had an, erm, issue down there and this company, Sux-Dix, promised that this pill would fix it all. It didn't. It made my issues bigger.
The first morning after I took the pill, I woke up with a searing pain on my nether regions. When I looked down, I saw that my genitalia were red and swollen, with thick veins pushing against the skin. 
Despite my fears, I decided not to go to a doctor. A bad infection, I thought. Not the first time and not the last one, amirite?
Next morning was when the real horror started. I woke up, and my bed was soaked in a sticky goo. It was everywhere! It was when I pushed the covers aside that reality settled in. There was... an appendage sticking out of my groin! It was covered in that strange goo, it was rigid and it was pulsating evilly. Needless to say, I was scared stiff!
I had to see a doctor. I got dressed, trying to cover this vile thing up as best as I could. But it was so huge it was either sticking out from my pants, or pitching a huge tent. I went with option number two. I had to walk for fifteen minutes with this stick shooting out from my groin. I am ashamed to admit it, but at an intersection, I hit a midget in the eye.
After the excruciating walk of shame, I reached the doctor's office. I didn't even bother with the secretary and I barged right in. The doctor, upon setting his gaze upon my malformation, recoiled in terror, as his shrill cries filled the room. I wasted no time and I dropped my pants.
"Doctor, I took the Dix pill and here's what happened!" I cried.
At that, the doctor breathed a sigh of relief.
"Oh you silly woman... Don't you know?" the doctor takes a deep breath and smiles a big, toothy smile, sweat bullets sliding down his shiny bald head.
"Dix pillz! So strong it will grow your penis into a hulking mass. Even if you didn't have a penis in the first place!" he says, never breaking his smile.
A chorus of asynchronous voices chimes in:
"Dix pillz, they make your dick grow!" they try to sing in unison. One of the voices tries to muffle a burp. Cheap elevator music starts playing.
"Geez, when is the show starting? Enough with these advertisements already..."
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Do NOT Ignore Me!

This notebook was found in the bathroom:
I've decided to tell you something weird happened, in this notebook.
A week ago, my younger sister said something very strange happened. She told me that she was playing a game called "Animal Jam" and was in Crystal Sands. She saw a player who was very strange because their wolf was black and had red eyes, not just any normal red eyes, a dark glowing color, like crimson. Then she got scared and went from there to Jamaa Township. She freaked out and told me and the other jammers there. She logged off and starting crying for hours. I couldn't do anything but just watch her keep crying. I felt horrible, even though I still played Animal Jam, I decided to be aware. 
Just in case.
I don't really understand, not much to say about that day. Makes me have some kind of chill in my bones. I was a little scared.
I was booted in Coral Canyons, with a bunch of arctic wolves, mostly with spikes. But a specific wolf that caught my eye. A black wolf with the same glowing, crimson eyes. 
I rubbed my eyes in confusion, this HAD to be a vision. A trick of the light?
But it wasn't.
I could easily tell.
I knew I couldn't just let them stay and scare other jammers. So I blocked and reported them, oh how naive I was. Nothing happened, the normal red paw when you blocked a jammer didn't show up. I clicked on "Block" in frustration over and over. But it wouldn't work.
I left the game and never went on again.
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Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Vidya games
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
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Do NOT use an off-brand weegee board

I'm writing this as a warning to anybody thinking about using one of these devices to talk to spirits. People think it's a toy but it's serious and using it will have consequences.
Last week I saw an off brand Luigi board at Ollie's bargain outlet at an astonishingly low price of $2.99. As somebody who has always had an interest in the occult, and in bargains, I decided to buy it.
I took the oui-G board home and tried it out. First I asked if there were any spirits present. Immediately the planchet slid over to "yes". Then it began to spell out a lengthy message: "is this an off brand oijie board", to which I verbally replied "yes". The planchet began to furiously move to spell out another message: "what can't you afford the Hasbro one miss me with that poor shit loser". I was too stunned and scared to speak. I didn't expect this much activity. Before I could reply, the planchet slid across the word "goodbye". Then the ghost kicked the oogie board over and now it won't talk to me anymore... :(
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Category:Satire
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Do Not Dislike It

Guys, I've got a problem. Not a regular problem. This may be the worst thing that's ever happened to me. If you can help me, PLEASE DO. I guess I should give you some background information first.
On the night before all this shit got started, I was browsing 4chan and 4chanPlus, like I always use to do. I went around on 4chan's /b and plus4chan's /a boards, but /b is the important part on this one. I was randomly clicking on some threads to see if they were funny. It was at that point I stumbled upon the thread that screwed my life over.
I think many of you have heard of a meme called Uncle Dolan. If you haven't heard of it, it basically revolves around a humanoid duck closely resembling a mentally disturbed Donald Duck on weed. He does stuff like kick and hurt his nephews, trying to steal things and killing people. I LOL'd at most of the Dolan thread's comics. Then, I encountered one that was just freaking horrible. I typed what I thought of it.
I shouldn't have done it. My computer crashed 1 second after I sent my comment. I restarted it. When it had finished booting... everything changed. So did my wallpaper.
It was a close-up picture of Dolan. I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK!?" It didn't take long until I was answered.
The command prompt appeared, and a message was typing itself. "Ur komputer is ded'ings. Regards, Dolan."
After that, my computer died, and for real this time. It was completely DEAD. (FYI: I am typing this on another computer.)
I had no idea what I would do. My computer was destroyed, and no one would believe me if I told them what happened. I left my apartment and walked outside. I had nowhere else to go, so I decided to go to my friend. It was the only place I could think of. When I got there, the door was opened. I entered so see if all was OK with my friend.
Turned out it wasn't. He was lying down on a table, unconscious. He held a note. "BEHIND U" it said. That fucking duck had been stalking me all the time. I fell unconsciuous.
I woke up in my room. Someone was less than half a meter from me. He was staring intensely at me. It was Dolan. He held an axe and his hand was wrapped in a latex glove. Three months later, which is now, I am still alive. Dolan's nephews are beside me. I am living in Dolan's house. I am writing this letter with the nephews. I warn you. If you see an Uncle Dolan comic, DO NOT DISLIKE IT. If you can help the four of us, please do it. We are the victims of ass surprise every day. So are we also victims of daily penis inspection.
People, remember this, it is the focus of this entire message...
EVERYONE LIKES UNCLE DOLAN.
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