The Burger King Is Watching You

You Know Burger King. The Fast Food chain with terrible food and a creepy ass mascot with the same name. Well, what if i told you that if you ever disrespect the Fast Food chain, The Mascot will give get revenge on you for that, Well that is something that happened to me once, and trust me, until now, i never tell anyone about this so that they would just think i'm crazy.
One day, i invited my friend, Noah, to play video games with him in my house. While we were playing cyberpunk 2099, Noah asked me "hey dude, have you ever eaten burger king", I responded saying "no dude, but i have heard it and it's mascot, and not gonna it, the mascot's creepy, heck, i even saw the commercials of him, also i heard that the food there is bad". Noah also responded by saying "okay, glad you heard of it, but you can't just judge something without trying it", i knew he isn't wrong, i mean, those things people said about the food are just opinions.
So after we are done with the level of the game, We went to the nearest burger king restaurant, and we immediately sprinted in, and without any lines luckily, i asked the cashier for 2 burgers and 2 french fries, one burger and french fry for me, and the other for Noah. The Cashier then said "you mean whoppers, buy sure you'll get them". So now all we have to do is find somewhere to sit and wait, after what it feels like minutes, the food we ordered arrive. Without waiting, i immediately take took the whopper and ate it, but guess what, it taste bad like the people said. I replied to Noah "Ew, i don't like these food, i hate the food here, they are right, the food here taste terrible", and ran out the restaurant. so i just go to mcdonalds buyed a big mac and french fries which taste better than the burger king stuff. Looking back, i was kinda embarrassed and felt bad because i kinda left my friend there, but i also felt ashamed because of what happened the next morning.
The Next Morning was like that one burger king ad. I woke up realizing it was the morning, then, i for some reason feel like someone in my house, and i rolled over to see the burger king. But This burger king is different, instead of the creepy plastic head he had like always, he looks a bit more realistic like the actor went through makeup to look like him. He asked me with lip movement and a royalty accent if i would like a whopper. I taste that yesterday and didn't liked it, so i thankfully told him no. But that got the burger king angry, with his grin turning into a frown, he took out a gun and gun point at me yelling "EAT THE DAMN WHOPPER RIGHT NOW". I tried to be brave and say no, but than the king finally snapped and again yelled out this time "IF YOU DON'T EAT THE WHOPPER THAN YOU WILL BE ON THE MENU". Thinking he was kidding, i yelled back screaming "NO, YOUR JUST A HOMELESS MAN IN A COSTUME, GET LOST OR I WILL CALL THE COPS". Well I wished i'd just accepted his offer and ate the whopper, the next thing that happened is that he just threw the gun away, not caring where it landed saying "FINE, HAVE IT YOUR WAY", and then raised his hand, than pointing it at me saying "You refused my offer and insulted now you shall be a whopper". At first i was like "i guess it is official, this man's crazy". Done with the king's antics, i got up and started to choke, but even if i tried my best to choke him very hard, he is grinning for some reason. Than out of nowhere, i felt to my knee, letting the king go. I was dizzy and looking like i will sleep. last thing i remember was the burger king grinning at me, and than i passed out.
When i was awoken. At first i thought it was all a bad dream. but than when i tried to get up, i realized that i couldn't move, but than when looked around, I saw the burger king again, and it was giant size big. I tried to scream but realized that i couldn't. Than i looked at everything around me, and they are big. The last thing i saw that made me freak out more was that i saw my body, But it was now a skeleton wearing the clothes i was wearing a few minutes ago. Then that's when i realized that i am a WHOPPER. Some how, my soul transported to a whopper. So where were we going. Well, the burger king found a nearest burger king bag, which strangely looks big enough for 2 feets to fit in. Than the burger king jumped in the bag teleporting us to a house, which i assume is where the burger king lived. He Put me in a room full of whoppers which i assume are a collect of the burger kings victims, and i have been left there since. 
So yeah and please, i don't know i can write or type here, but the lesson of the story is that to never disrespect burger king or else the mascot will come for you.
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