Polls

Polls. Probably the best thing in human history. Roman emperors have bowed down to it. Shakespeare bowed to it. Even you and yor mum will bow down to do it. That's right, worship the poll. MWAHAHAHAH! Your pathetic brain can never match the brilliance of a poll.
<poll>
Poll: Are the Miami Heat going to win the 2011 NBA Finals against the Dallas Mavericks?
Yes
No
</poll> 
See! Look at all those Yes's! (If incidantly there is a lot of No's , then it is because all of the people who voted are stupid idiots who belong on wikipedia, go, shoo, we do not want you mucking up our polls). 
== This Page ==
<poll>
Poll: is this page...
Random
Cool
Weird
Stupid
</poll>
Fun Fact: Napoleon, Henry the Eighth and the Pope all bowed down to the power of polls. (As will you soon)
<poll>
Poll: Do you believe this?
Yes 
No
Certainly 
Who's Napoleon?
</poll>
Well the answer is Yes, not suprisingly. (If you did choose Who's Napoleon he is your mum).
== History of Polls==
When Polls first evolved, from small single optioned organisomes, they were incredibly susessful with beuties like this one.
<poll>
Poll:Why should you not eat me?
Pleasssseeee......
Hey I am a millionaire poll!
My family will avenge you and hunt you until you will be sorry for killing me.
Come on...
OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
</poll>
This poll soon died after about two seconds.
In the dinosaur era, polls became known as 'Pollosaurs' meaning terrible poll, which turned about to be a good name with stuff like...
<poll>
Poll: I am a poll
HI
Cheese
Froghead
I like squirril brains
SPAM SPAM SPAM
</poll>
===Domestication of Polls===
Soon polls became a household pet. With the first domestication happening in Ancien Egypt, Wild polls shrank until the only polls left were used on crummy Uncyclopedia pages i.e. not this one. For advice on keeping polls see below.
==Most wanted Polls==
Soon polls became vagrants, wishing to evade all the domestication of polls. The Metropolitan Police published a list of wanted polls including
<poll>
Poll: Tellietubbies for Prime Minister
La-la
Dipsy
Po
Tinkey winkey
Baby Sun
Rabbits
</poll>
No wonder that one turned criminal...
== The keeping of polls as pets==
Polls are the most deadly thing in the whole world, yes boys and girls they are very dangerous things, if treated badly. They could kill you, if you're not careful! Like cheese you need to give a poll, care and attention! Give it milk and chocolate, if possible. So check it now and again to see who's voted and who hasn't! Ok lets have another poll
<poll>
Poll: are polls worth while?
Yes
No I am a stupid idiot who belongs to wikipedia
Maybe
No way and I have IQ which just managed to topple an IQ of a retarded mongoose
Certainly 
</poll>
Thanks for reading this incredibly good article just:
<poll>
Longest(and Randomest) Poll EVER?
THis is a silly poll
yes
it
is
happy feet tastes nice roasted on a stick
wig
I like cheese
I really liike cheese
Ok this poll really stinks I mean what is the point in it, (The writer got lazy)
QWERTYUIOP
hfhr.gljhfrgki/lasd
khfrg.ruhg/lrhg
3455
hitler
HOMER SIMPSON
Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.
</poll>
<poll>
How many poll responses do you usually read before they start to get annoying?
One does the trick.
I don't mind if there are two.
Three is a perfectly appropriate number.
Around four, they start to get a bit grating.
Five, I would say, is probably pushing it.
Six responses is definitely too many.
At seven, I get really angry.
I will destroy you.
</poll>
Category:Politics