Garfield and Friends lost episode: Demon Binky

I always loved Garfield. With the exception of his real life movies and that crappy 3D remake The Garfield Show, I enjoyed just about every single thing this fat cat did. Until now. Because ladies and gentlemen, I have literally seen the devil's work. And now the devil's after me, because tomorrow is my birthday. Let me explain what happened.
One day, I was watching some of the old VHS taped I had in my closet, and laughing at the funniest and craziest character in the show, Binky the Clown. I loved how he often fooled Garfield into getting a pie smashed into his forehead, I loved how obnoxious he was and I loved how he always got hurt in the end. I was then looking on amazon to see if there were any more VHS tapes I could find.
And I found something. It was called: Garfield and Friends: RARE Lost Episode. It was free, and available until the morning after that. I quickly drove to the man's house, and he gave me a tape, labeled "GARFIELD". I thanked him and I drove away. Through my mirrors I saw that the man looked afraid and sad.
I decided to sleep, since it got late quickly and I was tired. I put the VHS tape on the snack stable close to the tv, and went to sleep. The next morning, I woke up and read the newspaper that was on my mat. It said: "A man was gruesomely torn apart. Claw marks were all over the corpse and the number 666 was carved on the victim's head."
I spat out my coffee, because it was the man that gave the tape. That was weird, not to mention shocking. I decided to cheer myself up by watching the VHS tape. I put it in my VHS tape player thing. There was an ad first. It was Pennywise from IT, and he said: "If ya thought that I was scary, you haven't seen nothing yet. My balls have now floated out of my ballsack... THEY FLOAT! AHAHAHA!"
Then, the episode started. The intro started normally, with the "Friends are There" theme, there was nothing unusual about it. The title card came into the screen. "Demon Binky", it said. Weird name, I thought. There was whispering: "Get out..." And: "Turn it off..." Before the title card faded.
The episode started with Garfield waking up, realizing it was his birthday. "Great. I get to reminded how old I am again. Oh well, at least there's cake."
Garfield walked around the house, but no one was home. He did see a big cake though, and he ate the whole thing in one gulp. Suddenly, he realised that there was sleeping drugs inside of it, and he blacked out. Garfield woke up in a dark room, only his eyes were visible. The light then turned on.
"HEYYYYYYYY, CAT!" Binky yelled. Garfield woke up, slightly dizzy. "What... What are you doing!" Garfield said, because he noticed he was tied up. Binky's voice turned deeper. "All these years, no one thought I was funny and no one appreciated me. So instead of singing at birthdays, I switched to killing on birthday parties. I have thus become the new Satan, and killed all of your friends."
Demons approached, and some of them were shaped like Garfield's friends, like Jon, Odie and even Arlene. Binky then began to sing. It was the song he used in "Peace and Quiet".
"Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday!
Woop-dee-doo, woop-dee-doo
May it be pleasant, open up your presents
Just for you, just for you!"
Garfield was then gruesomely murdered and the episode ended on his hyper realistic corpse. a scary looking Binky said: "YOU'RE NEXT, FOOL! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
There. My story has been written. I don't know where the VHS tape is now, it seems to have mysteriously dissapeared. It's too late for me, I already hear Binky's singing coming closer...
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