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The Monkey Doll 2

I remember 3 years ago I found a pink monkey plush when I was coming home from school. Strange things happened when I had the plush. Those strange things turned into nightmares. And into the plush's death.
I was at a charity shop and I was digging around in piles of toys looking for the perfect birthday gift for my little brother. I dug and dug until I found a pink monkey plush. I jumped when I saw it, remembering the bad things the monkey plush did 3 years ago. I threw the monkey back into the pile and got a teddy bear instead.
When I got home I went to my bedroom and found the monkey plush laying on my bed. I was shocked as I grabbed the plush and threw it out the window. Only to find the plush laying on the hallway floor.
I went down to the river and dumped the plush into the water and let it run down the streams down the waterfall.
I went home and wrapped the gifts for my brother's birthday. One week later it was my brother's birthday and I was giving out the presents. The box that I swear had the teddy bear in it had instead, the monkey plush. I was shocked but my brother was happy. I tried to get the plush back to burn it but whenever I try to get it my parents ground me for trying to steal my brother's toys.
I gave up and let my brother have the plush. The next week my brother needed to be taken to the hospital because he got very very very sick. Later my mom got sick and went to the hospital and later my dad got very sick and went to the hospital. I went to my room only to see my brother's dead corpse with blood everywhere. I screamed and ran to my parent's room only to see both my mom and dad's dead bodies laying on the bed. I ran to the hallway and saw the monkey doll sitting there with a bloody knife. I ran towards the plush and grabbed it and cut its body parts off then dumped it in the sink and got it soaked and then burned it and dumped the remaining ashes in the river.
I hoped and hoped that the doll was gone forever. Both my real family and my adopted family were dead. And it was all the monkey doll's fault.
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The Monopoly Board

It was a regular evening in a small town on the coast of California, I've lived here pretty much my hole life. The year where a Korean guy's song was played on the radio and we hadn't given up on skinny jeans, ironic looking back. After spending all day hanging out with my friends outside, I couldn't help but notice that the hairs upon my very own neck hadn't settled since I closed my front door behind me earlier that very day. As my mind began to stray and hypothesize, my Omar friend was quick to invite us into his home. We obliged. We had grown tired of hanging out outside. I wish we hadn't. He walks us in through the backyard door, everything is normal so far. But why is my hairs standing straight? It feels like an iron ingot is weighing down on my neck. The sliding door squeaks as it shuts. Just me and my other friend wait outside for Omar to change his pants for reasons unknown to us. Before I'm able to turn to my friend, let's call him Jon, to confirm my suspicion, he makes his way the some shelves in the corner of the backyard. I'm am hesitating to follow. He reaches for the mint colored Monopoly box, hardly worn. I feel the ingot slid off my neck as I began to relax. "We should play this," suggest Jon in a seemingly lighthearted fashion. I agree with him, what else could we have done that day? Anything. God, I wish we did anything else. Play some stupid video games, eat some burgers from the shady burger shack down the street, or even catch snakes and various reptiles. Eager to play, he begins unboxing it to set up the board for Omer's arrival. The cardboard slides off the top and I feel the ingot on my neck again. What? Why now? As we peer inside there's something else staring back at me. The image is burned into my retinas to this day. I quake and quiver as I type this. One single hyper-realistic pube rests inside the box. John and I are stunned. No words. The rest of the Monopoly pieces appear to still be there, resting on top of the board. But there was no reason for them to still be there, we weren't going to play that. The sounds and liveliness of the neighborhood is drowned out by the sound of our sweat running down our heads and the sound of our heart beats. Jon is slow to close the box. I can't think of how he felt being that close he quickly returns it and when he turns around I see it on his face: pale, yellow, drained fear. His eyes dart to the ground as we both attempt to make an escape. A familiar sound breaks the ringing silence. The squeak of the sliding door. "I'm back..." says Omar...
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The Monster

You can only see it if you have to poop
It comes for you if you haven't told or laughed at a poop joke in a certain amount of days
It will kill you if you don't get away from it
Legend says it will scare the shit out of you if you see it!
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The Monster's Corridor

I had a dream where I seemed to be having a boss fight in the middle of a field with a talking monster. I forgot what he looked like, but his attack move involved materializing a giant companion cube over my head, and I would dodge them. Soon after I attacked him a few times, he held me in his mouth and connected his mouth to a doorway, and this doorway led into a rather long corridor.
I stepped into the corridor and the monster disappeared and the doorway closed. Now what is important to note is that there were no lights. It was dark, but just enough light from who-knows-what for me to see. The corridor had rooms at each end of it, and rooms branching off from it left and right side. I went to the room left of me (I was at the start of the corridor) and saw a king sized bed of which I didn't recognize. I left the room, possibly grabbing a few items I found in the drawers next to the bed, but I don't remember. I felt like I was in a game of Amnesia There were lots of rooms, but I speed walked past all of them as I went through the corridor, maybe taking a glance or two to see if there was anything interesting in the rooms left and right.
I finally reached the end, and the last doorway led into the upstairs of my house. But it was deserted, or so I thought. It was still dark and the only light coming in was the yellow gloom from the windows. The first room ahead of me was my parent's bedroom. I searched through the room to find whatever could be of use to me, then I proceeded to leave, but before I did, I remembered to grab the wind-up torch from my parent's main chest of drawers, this would be of use to me. As I exit the room, the room ahead of me and left of the corridor doorway, is my sister's small bedroom. I walk in, and almost instantly I hear my mother's voice coming from the cupboard behind me. It appears as though she was hiding in the cupboard, maybe away from something.
My mother comes out of the cupboard, in her sleeping gown, and we hug in a sad sorrow. She whispers into my ear, and says, "Don't make the same mistake as me. It's all a big trick. It's all part of their plan."
After a little pause, she adds
... 
"Don't do science. For me." 
I replied with, "I will. I won't do science."
After that, I woke up. I lay in my bed, thinking of what I had dreamed. What fits into this dream is that science is one of my favorite subjects, and my mother just told me to stop doing science, even when my REAL mother likes the fact that I find science interesting. It stuck to my mind for a few days, just pondering the dream.
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The Monster Fap

I was wanking in my lab, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
The monster's little monster began to rise
And then, to my surprise
He did the fap!
He did the monster fap
The monster fap!
And spewed his monster sap
The monster fap!
It was a sticky trap
That monster sap
He did the monster fap
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The Monster That Consumes Me

I was having a nightmare, you know, a long time ago...
I saw a man being chased by a monster, this is the monster that I always saw...
It had blood red skin, black eyes filled with hate.
The monster would rip apart any human it could get ahold of.
It came after me.
I woke up.
A man ripped in half on the floor of a bathroom.
I looked in the mirror, I was the monster, it was just a bad dream.
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The Monster in My Closet

Hello everybody that could be reading this scary post Recently I have been noticing some very very very very very weird baahavior I cannut speal anythign corrrekt and it is so on to me now
T. I am at McDonald's so thatt the monster doesn't creep creep stalk me just like you just did to my facee . Who just made that noise? Oh wait never mind that was just my imagination. Even McDonald's is becoming VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYVERY VERY VERY VERY VERY scary now all thanks to that stupid gosh darn monster. If I didn't tell my friind thoat tha monster would not be getting on to me like this. These days the monster seems to feed on watching 100 coats of thing videos and I have proof
The monster tried to pull a fast one in day in the life London but I am more cleverer than it. So hahahahaha to the monster Is anoone goig to hailp me uther than antalonia???? It seems she doesn't exist but she is also my ultimate bff and she really helps me especially when I go under the bed The only one of my favorite part of the monster is when it does not using my closet as usual but now it seems to haunt my phone I don't know if it is tracfone pulling a joke on me or if it is my imagination but my phone is starting to get really do buggy ever since the monster came so do you think the monster caused this? Because I seriously think that the monster is causing a lot of damage
I want to move into another planet because of this monster so I'd never even see it again so yeah HAH monster and you can't fool me now monster OK ok you hear me you monster I am going to go and try to outsmart it okay
I even had some glasses that came out of nowhere that I forgot I had I think the monster might have hidden them because yeah but you can't forget that I was so scared so I didn't know what to do at that moment because it was a truly terrifying experience so please forgive my for my stupidity and terrible logic in this long day !
It is time that the monster doesn't get its way and I hope I can stop it before it gets me so happy to stop it from hurting me like it was being doing to me and a lot of other people that it might creep on too so join me I hope so we are the McDonald's monsters squad and we go the anti monster GO JOIN NOW
IF YOU ARE READING THIS EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME FOR SOME REASON AGAING AND I HEAR THE MONSTER SO I HAVE TO GO BYE
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The Monster in Our Dreams

I brush my teeth, go to bed, and sleep. The next thing I know, I'm in a mansion, I hear an evil cackle. Slightly disturbed by the laughter, I make my way through the manor. Then, I hear a loud thud. I hear rapid footsteps behind me. I run for the door and exit the mansion. A city is nearby, but it's been overrun with anarchy. I had already picked up on the the fact that I was dreaming, however the fires polluting the city simply confirm this. But then, a sharp pain juvenates from my chest, and crimson blood trickles from it. I am stabbed by some spider like appendage. It retracts, and I fall to the floor.
I wake up in a daze, sweating, before I realize it was all a dream... Or was it? Black tendrils move in the frame of my window, and a set of six spider legs open it. I run to the bathroom connected to my bedroom and slam the door closed, locking it in the process. But instead of banging at the door, I hear chewing. I open the door to find the horrifying beast devouring my computer. Then I got a glimpse of it's face... I couldn't believe my eyes. It was him... FCC Chairman Ajit Pai in his true form. "So the legends are true" I said in astonishment. Ajit runs out the window.
You see, Ajit wanted the repeal Net Neutrality so that he would get more money, and thus, give him the power trip akin to a nine year old becoming a level 5 YouTube hero whilst banning haters on Roblox. With this power, Pai could finally achieve his true form. The last specimen of a long dead alien species that feasted upon computers, using their advanced biotechnological nature to track down PC's, laptops, and other personal devices, devouring any and all info on said devices, thus giving them the ability to rule the earth once more.
He went missing about three weeks ago. Net Neutrality has been repealed for around five years now. We live in existential nightmare where poverty is at an all time high for the world, due to the fact that we need to pay more for our daily memes. A strange entity met with me today, and I have agreed to be his servant. The entities name is Evil Patrixxx, and he claims he is immortal... He shall save us from Ajit Pai.
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The Moose and the Slothedtrain

Once upon a time there was a Moose this moose had juice that was called MooseJuice. He was on his way to his mother's house to have dinner for the evening. He thought he could hear something moving slowly behind him so he suddenly stopped and listened carefully. He didn't hear a thing so he continued on. He was passing through a tunnel when suddenly a slow moving train was coming at him. You could say it was a Sloshedtrain. The moose dropped his MooseJuice and slipped and fell. When he awoke the SlothedTrain blew it's loud whistle and scared the crap out of the moose. The moose hasn't been seen since that day.
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The More You Go

You may not believe this, and you don't have to. But heed my warning.
Beneath the Earth a monster lurks. He feasts upon the bodies of the living. However, he can only be summoned from the depths through a certain ritual. Complete the ancient ritual and he will arise from the Earth. He will ask you to tell him the names of five people that you hate, but only ones that you have met and talked to before. Once he takes them, he will give you power beyond recognition. And now, I will tell you of the ritual.
The first step is you go to an open clearing in any forest. Then, you make a campfire and light it. Stand up and chant "Arise, arise! Feast upon those I name!" A portal will appear, and hands will start coming out of it. Don't let them grab you in, or else.
Or else what you say? They will drag you in, and penetrate your anus. And you won't like it. Finally, after an hour of chanting, the deep one will appear. You tell him the names. He will grow larger and larger, and then he will grasp your buttocks firmly. For the love of Jeebus, don't eat any onions, or the shadow will appear as Shrek, and you won't like that.
>Be me
>Summon Shrek in Satanic Ritual
>He enters my butt
>The pain
>I do it for Shrek though
>It pleases him
Then, name the names. They will all appear before you, and he will give you a vision of their gruesome deaths. And now? The power is yours. But not yet. He'll enter your butthole. Let him do it. LET HIM. IF YOU DON'T LET HIM, IT GETS WORSE. He will turn white with love stains. He will be very pleased. He will then let a load out. Yell YES many times until he stops. He will push you over. Sob quietly. He will then sit on top of you. His floppy will be all over your face. Don't open your mouth. Grab it, and pull it off like you do in Super Mario Sunshine, when you fight Glooper the Blooper. Laugh. He will then be enfuriated, and rip your buttocks off and eat it. This is truly fucked up.
It'll make you in so much pain. So run, run away from the pain. In the forest, you will trip and fall over a log. Inside the log, there will be a jug of milk. Grab it, and drink it. It's definitely milk, and not some other white substance. Trust me. Run through the forest, and find a man named Mario, who is a doctor. He will repair your anus. When it is repaired, it will have a secret power, and very few have this power. I will tell you what the power is, but be careful.
The power is a danger and threat to this Universe, so keep it under wraps. Don't ever tell anyone about it. Not even your best friend. I will now explain what the power is...
It's an ass. Inside of an ass. Inside of an ass. Inside of an ass. Inside of an ass.
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The Most Cliched Pasta in the History of Cliche Pastas

I used to like Pokemon. But I don't think I do... after what happened a few years ago.
I was an intern at Game Freak. They showed me a demo of Pokemon Black 2 and White 2, and I took it home and played it. But I got a terrible shock.
There was hyper-realistic blood everywhere. Everyone was dead. Skeletons popped out of doors and I was really scared. I wanted to turn it off but I kept playing anyway. Then a Pikachu came out of nowhere and chopped my player up with an axe. It was horrifying. I then shut it off.
Then the phone rang. I picked it up.
"YOU'RE NEXT"
Then I died.
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The Most Coherent Doodooman Re-Run

First off congratulations your private data cannot be sold if you like and share this post. All of my canned laughter expired. Narrow is the way to apply hemorrhoid cream and few there are that find it, and you don't want to know about the other path.
As I've said before I don't know the rules but I have an uncanny knack for accidentally following them. I hate to say I told you so but they did try to take our toilet paper as I foretold (like a call of nature I didn't expect it so sooN). I cannot explain it. Ever since that day I ordered from the secret menu at the Mexican restaurant, I've been training to surpress the powers but can't hold in much longer... so have returned to deliver a powerful message.
I no longer can sense auras thankfully but that has been overidden by the expanding conscious of sensing the movement of others bowels. I must now bless others with good fortune of staying regular to help suppress what he took out on me (be thankful you can't know his power) but hopefully the promise of ever wearing white robes again will be true... no vessel could contain the "blessings" he would pour out... he will do a new thing... the forms it can take... I can't explain and I have made a study of becoming articulation. New colors no toilet has ever seen...
But my friends (I am sorry I speak as a man, my comlpaints are butt a pale horse in comparision) I must forewarn of the price I have paid for assuming gender as well. It has seemed that he is actually a girl and She Has To Fart... and no ammount of prepping will be able to stop when She Has To Fart (SHTF)... full storehouses shall be found empty and emopty places shall be found full... butt again I lost the musical annotations and flatulent notations...
I see a red door and I want it painted brown
No colors anymore, I want them to turn brown
I see a line of cars and they're all painted brown
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a used up air freshener that doesn't linger, it's here to stay
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to wear a frown
It's not easy facing up, when your whole world is brown
It's too much to take in. I have shared what I could. Sorry, we're open. The fertility god's adversary was constipation, and like with Job wicked thoughts come to me while on the toilet. If you do not forgive others you will be in a world of poop. I'm sorry, my mind is all clogged up again. I'll have to resume my blessings dooty (PPS I don't really have special powers or anything, don't try this at home - or anywhere else really).
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The Most Punniest Story Ever

Bob: "I am Hungary."
Jim: "Maybe you should Czech the fridge."
Bob: "I'm Russian to the kitchen!"
Jim: "Is there any Turkey?"
Bob: "We have some, but it's covered with a layer of Greece."
Jim: "Aww, there's Norway you can eat that."
Bob: "It's cool. Iran to the store and got some Chile."
Jim: "But Kenya Sweden my tea before it gets cold?"
Bob: "Sure, but first get me a Canada best soup you can find."
Jim: "I couldn't get soup, so I got you Iraq of ribs instead."
Bob: "I Haiti ribs, get me Japan of pie instead."
Jim: "I couldn't make pie. I only have one Cuba sugar."
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The Most Scariest Creepypasta Ever Written In The Entire History Of Forever

One a cold stormy night I went into this creepy looking house. It was old and smelly. So I went in just to see what was inside. The house was old and stuff. Did I metioned that the house was old? Anyway I went inside and the first room I entered in was the living room and saw all this neat old stuff. An old T.V set dating back from the 1950's, a record player, old sofas and tons of other cool stuff. Then I went into the kitchen and I saw the walls oozing green slime and stuff it was very scary. Next I went into one of the three bedrooms in the house. It was a boys room that had an old broken T.V and and old bed. It looked creepy and scary. Then I went into the next room which was a girls room and it had old dolls and a broken bed and stuff. It was scary too. Finally I went inside the master bedroom of the house. It was empty with only a creepy looking ceiling fan and all of a sudden I heard a noise and when I turn around to my left I saw a spooky ghost dressed in... a ghost costume. I was scared shitless so I ran back to my house. I entered my bedroom and I heard a noise coming out of my bedroom closet and when I opened the closest door  and then... A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!
The end.
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