Japanball/Relationships

==友達 (Friends)==
* Unovaball アメリカさん - It can into arrogance and trade! Watashi heard about yuor new president. Good luck (The last one was so terrible); watashi hope it brings peace and prosperity (Its child likes anime and videogames!). And just to let anata know, DAISUKI!' USA loves our video games, so watashi gib it their favorite one: Pokémon/Pocket Monsters and Super Mario Brothers. But we still have a good relationship. But 1945 never forget! But watashi not sorry for calling Biden a rapist and pedophile, and sorry to America for being the 46th president. PlayStation and Nintendo are better than Xbox! Also, watashi made two places in my video game Pocket Monsters (Pokémon) (Unoba and Arora) based on yuo. At least, I hate Rogan Paur because it enter in our Forest, but ok. My McDonald's ad is much better than yours, yuor ad has many Woke agendas that Watashi hate the most.
* アルゼンチンさん - OMG IT'S AMATERASU, WATASHI LOVE ANATA SO MUCHU!!!! Just kidding... Argentina is younger than watashi. In fact... a lot of countries are younger than watashi.
* Galarball イギリスくん - Western friend. We are the most polite countryballs in the world. It is a cat lover, too. And sorry for WW2, Watashi seized your colony in Southeast Asia and South Pacific. As a fellow island country, Watashi understand and feel affiliated with yuo island culture. Thanks for Sherlock Homes, something Watashi likes so watashi make this anime-desu for yuo! Its favorites are Detective Conan, Hellsing, Code Geass and Black Butler.
* 欧州連合(EU)さん - They can likings into our kawaii.
* ギリシャさん - Is of a good friend, It can into debt many of my anime and manga that based on it. We also have a cool ancient history.
* Kawaii Alolaball ハワイちゃん - Watashi made a Pokémon Region version of you, Arora!! Also, sorry for bombing your Pearl Harbor. 
* 香港くん - Of rich Asian buddy! Democracy to China!
* ポルトガルさん - Ah yes, it is the first European country to step on the clay of mine. It introduced watashi to the usage of muskets back then. Sengoku Period was getting boring with simply just swords and bows. It knows we are experienced with gunpowder, so it taught us how to into our own Muskets during the Sengoku Period.
* マレーシアさん - My waifu visited its clay in December 16. It also makes a parody called Covid Ball-Z! 
* ポーランドくん - Voltorb Pokemon, my favorite desu. And watashi creating Cyberpunk: Edgerunners to you after gib watashi some your game bug issue that watashi fix to you. Never forget David and Lucy!
* イランさん - We had a really great history. It is like me, a very old country. It likes our car brands and gibs oil that I can make some good cars and shit for it, we rove cats too, but it is of friends with the commies.
* アルジェリアさん - It might be a tomodachi of Kuso communist and hate Furansu-san, but at least it rikes my Anime and cats just rike me! Also Watashi have many Algerians in my clay.
* アセアンくん, 東ティモールちゃん, パプアニューギニアさん and ソロモン諸島さん - Trading partners, just trading partners and sumimasen to yuor ASEANcoin's member (Except Thailandball) 1942 NEVER FORGET. Watashi feel very bad. 
* ブラジルさん - My South American friend. It can into the largest Japanese population outside of me (immigrants and descendants especially on São Pauloball and Paranáball), and Watashi also hosts one of the largest populations. It also can into liking anime! It loves my videogames too! Arigato.
* エルサルバドルくん - My Central American friend whom Watashi support the benefits. It also can into liking TV series, anime, and video games! Thank you for getting the new president of 2019 and Dōmo-arigatō for visiting watashi.
* インドくん - Holy land where Buddhism came from (not really). It loves my anime and kawaii. It also likes my trains and technology, and we supply it with our nuclear technology. We both have economic and military ties, with frequent military drills, and it can visit my base in Djibouti. It is also of スケベ (perv). DEFEND CURRY!
* エジプトさん - Ancient Middle East friend. It's a very old country like mine. We have a great history and especially cat lovers. Its favorite anime is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. Also, one of my voice actresses is descended from yuo!
* トルコさん - Turkik Middle eastern friend and fellow cat lover just like watashi. Watashi want to learn from yuo how to capture Constantinople. also we are friends because we both denies genocide 
* チリさん - Chiru-Kun or Aureria, We can both into earthquake, it hit me once with one, I hit it back with other and so on...
* フィリピンくん - Futago Onee-chan and also an Otaku country (#1 otaku besides watashi), loves being kawaii, especially their cosplay queen Alodia (Even it likes K-pop and Kdramas also). Then thanks to giving some production boost for this anime. It's also my fellow island yujin, and Nihonji, like its culture as well. Apologies to my Imperiaristic version of myself for invading yuo and your people, mostly the last person that stayed in yor clay in more than 30 years even after WWII ended. We are also good trading partners, especially we gib investments also keep up the good work to fight drugs also we sell them new Coast Guards vessels for their PCG. BTW, Watashi designed your first microsatellite, the "DIWATA 1".
* Marioball イタリアくん - Is also an Otaku country roves being kawaii especially. It likes to make cosplay (Even it likes K-pop and Kdramas). Since Imperiaristic version of myself, we have been friends. We are also good trading partners. Super Mario is Italian, and its favorite anime are Lupin III, Love Me My Knight (of which it even made a live-action adaptation), and JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind.
* 台湾ちゃん - Best baseball friends! Fellow island country. Kawaii, just like watashi! We help each other in disaster! (biggest aid after what happened in Tōhoku) Don't worry, Watashi will stand with yuo against Chinaball! HOMOSEX DETECTED. NANI?!!
** 岩里政男元大統領 - Arigato for your service; rest in peace, hero!
* インドネシアさん - Same as Phirippines, many of its peopre ale anime rovers. Especially, Naruto. And sumimasen for 1942. I killed many of yuol peopre (4 mirrion by UNball). But at reast, yuo learned from me how to be a nationalist. Watashi also contributed to help you gain your independence back in 1945. Also no, Watashi will promise not to become my ord self again. Also thank you for gib me immigrants! Oh almost forgot, West Papua belongs to anata! We both can also into Similar Folktales and also colaborated in 2013 on making this tokusatsu! 
* チェコくん - My friend, WHY YUO OF CALLING ME TOMIO OKAMURA?
* スウェーデンくん - We both like the song Caramelldansenu especially since Watashi translate it in Nihonji version! It also likes anime - Its favorites are Starzinger, Bastard!!, Bleach, and Love Live. PewDiePie-sama is now of livings here, he even hatings that baka known as Johnny Somali!
* デンマークさん - Another Nordic friendo! I like its LEGOs, and it likes anime (its favorite is Vinland Saga). It also hate that Chinaball. It also calls it a fake Lego producing commie!
* ノルウェーさん - Yet another Nordic friend! Likes my anime (its favorite is A Certain Magical Index).
* セルビアさん - Good old friend of mine who likes my stuff, but stop bullying Kosovoball, and flee it from the premises!
* ジョージアさん - They like us, and we invest many monies there... they are very kawaii too. Also can into sumo wrestling and removing Homosex...
* カザフスタンさん - I’ve seen pictures of it and it looks like a beautiful place, I’ve never actually been there. It also feels like it sort of gets lumped in with Russiaball a lot of the time, maybe that’s just how it’s presented over here, but I know it’s actually a completely separate country.
* Kalos フランスくん - European version of Me. Big fan; I like it very much. It gave little Saitama-kun its own fun cycling race. The 6th Pokémon region (Kalos) is based in your northern European area! It is big fan of anime as well - its favorite being Rose of Versailles - so much so that it made its own.
* ドイツくん - Great support in science and architecture and we were allies during the WW2! rororororo! Best friends forever! Its favorite anime are Neon Genesis Evangelion, Girls und Panzer, Izetta: The Last Witch, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Sousou No Frieren, and Attack on Titan. And it created an animated show which inspired Oda-sensei in his childhood to create this masterpiece!Vicky the Viking#Legacy
* オランダさん - One of my first Tomodachi-desu. It likes kawaii and my games, and it also usings to own one of my islands located in my child's clay in the past.
* Larsenbourg ルクセンブルク - I made this anime based on yuor clay.
* タイさん - Admirer and forced u to give yuo passage in WWII. It is also Buddhist and has some kawaii college girls. She likes to be a Kawaii too. Its favorite Anime are Black Lagoon and Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba.
* カナダくん - Big burger's nicer sibling; I am huge fan of its comic series Scott Pilgrim, I even made anime adaptation of it!
* イラクくん - Likes my car brands, and we both have a rich history, and it is also a cat lover. meow meow unlike this guy that hates my cars.
* シリアくん - Congrats on overthrowing Assad! Same as above, It likes my car brands. It also loves my animes so much, Unlike this guy's government who hated my animes. Watashi hope yuor civil war will end quickly.
* ペルーさん - Good South American friend that can into APEC like me! It has one of the biggest communities of Japanese people! Goku is popular there, like Toyota! But I'm sorry fol Arberto Fujimori; he destroyed Peru.
* メキシコくん - Child of Spainball! I like its culture! And thanks for supporting my Kars cars!
* Paldea スペインくん - It likes my cars and anime - its favorite being Doraemon; I also liked its Paerra in return.
* スリランカさん - It defended me from paying reparations after World War II and loves my technology, so I also give it a lot of aid. But stay away from China, who does not care about anyone!
* ベトナムくん - Gomenasai for 1945. But we ale of good friends now. I heard yuo like my motorcycles, cars and anime vely much. Sometimes it want be to call it Etsunan, but I think I'll stick with the current pronunciation. BUT STOP SHOPLIFTING, PLOX!!!
* サハ共和国さん - It became really interesting for me to visit. May I help you somehow?
* ソマリアくん - I made an anime based olf it! It really likes it! It is carried One Piece! It loves my cars! I hope you enjoy it! Also, can you please tell this baka to get out from my clay? It is beings racist towards my people!
* エチオピアくん - It is like me but reverse. It speaks of a bit properly, it is poor (hope yuo become rich), and it is landlocked, where I am the reverse of it (Island country, rich and worse grammar). How amazing to see a country that is the reverse of me! One thing that is the same is we are once Empires, once occupied and not colonized by European colonizers.
* ナイジェリアさん - African buddy! It likes my car brands like Toyota and Honda! But do you really have to name everything in your clay after me? Also, most of my African immigrants are born in its clay!
* 大日本帝国さん - My past self. I will still have the power yuo have to always stay stronk. But... (see enemies list)
* アルバニアくん - I recognized Kosovoball. It also likes my anime!
* パラオちゃん - Precious little kid.
* ロシアさん (before 2022) - Likes Orudo Japan car. And I like Roritas. Doesn't wants to give Northern Territories back. They're still a good countryball, but Crimeaball belongs to Ukraineball. At least we can into appreciating and visiting each other. Still, I don't know if EUball will scold yuo again. But why did yuo ban the Isekai anime? Stop barring it; remove it!
* モザンビークさん - It is Brazil-kun's sibling. Also, The famous Black Samurai, Yasuke is born from your cray!
* ハイチくん - One of my famous tennis prayers is descended from your cray! I hope you'rr be free from the internar chaos that's going on right now.
* ロドリゴ・ドゥテルテ元大統領 - Arigato for being the best president in the Philippines! Watashi hate drug dealers just like you! But why do yuo hate Amerika?
* 昭和天皇(裕仁) - You made me a powerful country during the 20th century. You tried to unite the Chinese, Koreans, and Southeast Asians under my influence, but went too far and made Amerika-san nuke me twice. So you did apologize and treat my people nice and work harder after WW2. You're the hero and strongest emperor of my history. Rest in Peace...
* 外交手腕はナイスだが、汚職まみれ安倍 晋三元首相 - He's my favorite Prime Minister, much better than that failed successor. Korea and Chinaball still distrusts me because of him, but he promised to make me strong and of higher birthrate again. He is the reason why he made me to be the best country in the world. But sadly he got assasinated in 8 July 2022, may he rest in peace...
==中立 (Neutral)==
* バングラデシュくん - A kebab and A6M Zero sick version of me. :( I'll give you aid. Have some soup. I hope you can feel better. It hates it when I say it is sick, but rook at its green frag and poverty rates. It is definitely sick, and I will help with aid and soup!!! (It hates the soup, though, and IDK WHY) *cries in rejection*
* ボリビアくん - It's an Anti-Imperiarist again! I thought you changed, :( but it likes my cars and my anime. And I never realized that you're anti-imperialist because you have no sea. But anyway, you're fine with me.
* モンゴルくん - At some point, we can be cool but WWWW!! I BEAT YOU IN FOOATBALL 0-14! But we both have rich history so we're good?
* パレスチナさん - Watashi did not recognize it, but we both have Common Enemies and Common Friends. It also likes animes such as Mushoku Tensei. Wait, yuo also like Shinzo Abe? Thank you so much!! Unrike These Diccheads You also hate my Evir Palent as much as Watashi did because of it's war crimes, so we're ok. My people and I supported yuo during the conflict. However, anata should remove Hamas because they are Terrorists!
* イスラエルさん - Juden friend. Your tech is good. But not as good as mine It likes Evangelion, but Anata should stop abusing Parestine-kun!!
* サウジアラビアさん - Is of sharia kebab but likes, good I made car and gives, But I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOUR ARABIAN STUDENTS DETOROYING MY BEAUTIFUL TEMPURA! ALSO, WHAT DID KANADA-KUN DO TO YOU IN 2018?! But its people are 80% anime fans, and they come to my clay for education! I arso can into Kebab because I have many mosques in my cray.
* バアス党シリアくん - You are friends with Iraqball, but WHY DO YUO HATE AND BLAME MY PRIME MINISTER FOR THE DECREASE OF MY POPULATION?! And why did your government hated anime? Also sorry about your government's collapse.
* ウクライナくん - Don't worry, Crimeaball and Donbass belong to you.
* ウェールズくん - One of UKball's sons. I often mistake it for a Dragon Ball or for a whale, which is why it keeps its distance from me. However it is a fan of Anime, especially Fate/stay night and High School DxD. Also, congraturations to CDawgVA for raising one mirrion dorrars for charity!
* 沖縄ちゃん - Little Sibling. It lives in my house with my kids, but solly, watashi cannot gib yuo independensu. Yuo need to accept that yuo are a part of me.
* フィンランドさん - Hatsune Miku sings your song; really sorry about that. Just blame this bird instead. I also like yuor rally driver Kalle Rovanperä; he won 2023 WRC title with a Toyota, and can into dorifuto events!
* LGBTの皆さん - My hentais are infruenced from yuo. But sorry, Watashi cannot furry support yuo because of my row birthrate. Also, STOP MANIPULATING MY PEOPLE TO BE CHIRD-FREE!!!
* オーストラリアさん - Your little "anti-whaling environmentalists (Sea shepherds) of really getting annoying! I will remove kangaroo! But at least it likes ordering Japanese cars. We're allies of Amerika-san.
* ソビエト連邦さん - Not really as an enemy. But it thank me because I make Tetlis the 2nd popular game. (See enemies below)
* ガーナさん - It won against me in Worrd Cup 2018, congratulations.
* マダガスカルさん - I fell sorry for filming anime like ATTACK ON TITAN.
* パキスタンくん - It supports Communists rike Chugoku. It arso hates Indo-san. But at least it rikes my anime. Watashi want it disrikes Chugoku. But it rikes to play my games and we can into making good and funny McDonard's ads.
* カタールくん - Other than football, not much of knowing it. But it loves my cars. Its clay is filled with my Toyotas and Lexus. A rot of anime rovers there. But never forget the things you did to me in football. First Agony of Doha 1993 and then Asia Cup final 3-1. Worst days of my life. REMOVE!!!
* 韓国さん - Sometimes, it distrusts me for my past. But we both have similar cultures and nearest clay to me. I like K-pop, but it can't stop asking me to apologize and compensate anymore! Also, Tsushimaball isn't yours because I'm the one who claimed it first. ALSO IT IS SEA OF JAPAN NOT "EAST" SEA! ALSO GIB DOKDO!! STOP BEING SUCH A PAIN AND ASKING FOR IMPROVEMENTS BETWEEN OUR RELATIONS WHILE DEMANDING APOLOGIES AND COMPENSATION AT THE SAME TIME!!! I DO NOT WISH TO BE INVOLVED WITH YOU ANYMORE!! However, thank you for collaborating with me to make an anime adaptation for your manhwa and banned Johnny Somali from leaving your country. We both also hated Yoon Suk-Yeol for making our relations worse.
==敵 (Enemies)==
* プーチンプリンロシアさん - Did you just invade Ukrainebarr? That's it, watashi wirr put sanctions on yuo, yuo BAKA! Also gib Hoppo Ryōdo, Chishima Retto, and Karafuto! But thanks for aiding my people during earthquake in my clay. But Watashi still watching you!
* 北マケドニアさん and アリゾナさん - BA-BAKA NA!!! YOU GUYS STORE WAGAHAI'S ORUDO EMPILE!!! REMOVE TAVCE GRAVCE AND CHIMICHANGAS!!!
* ミャンマーさん - LEMOVE JUNTA! STOP KIRRING INNOCENT ROHINGYAS!! AND STOP ALLESTING MY PEOPLE!!
* ワッフルベルギーさん (only in sports) - I was about to get into the 2018 quartelfinars, but IT DEFEATED ME IN LOUND OF 16! 3-2 NEVEL FOLGET! WAI YUO DO THIS TO ME?!!!
* コロンビアポーズでお馴染みコロンビアくん (only in sports) - I DEFEAT YUO AT THE 2018 WORLD CUP!! But we both hate Venezuelaball, however.
* インフレベネズエラくん - It hates me because watashi is a friend of USAball, and it calls it a devil! But at least it likes my anime. I wants to befriend with yuo... Because you hate Koronbia and West Papua.
* マイケルヨルダンさん (only in sports) - Hah I defeated yuo by 6-0 me even Chinaball also beat your ass!!
* 馬鹿ないじめっ子中国さん - YOU! YOU! STOP INTERFERING IN MY POLITICAL AND DOMESTIC AFFAIRS! I AM NOT GOING TO MILITARIZE AGAIN!! AND STOP BANNING KATANAS, KIMONOS AND MORE JAPANESE CLOTHINGS, YUO DIDN'T KNOW THAT THESE CAME FROM YOUR CLAY A LONG TIME AGO?!! But gib minerals and trade please plox! (It also had tried many times to send me to therapy conversion, but it did not seem to work.) I saw a video where yuo threatened to TAKE over Senkaku if i do trade with Taiwan. Look I respect one China policy, but I NEED FOOD unless your willing to give it to me. Otherwise, Please dont use soft power please. Also the nuclear waste from Fukushima is already filtred before I throw them into the sea water!! By the way, Yuor water is much contaminated than mine, so WWWWWWWW! TAKE THAT SUCKER!! That being said, at least you make great gacha games (gib more Genshin and Honkai pls), and yuor younger generation rikes my anime. WWWWWWWWWWWW I BEAT YUO 7-0, SAMURAI BURUU BEAT DORAGON CHIIMU EVERY DAY WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
* デェェェェンソビエト連邦さん - Communism is a degenerate system that does not care about its citizens, and it killed about 100 million people!! But Amerika-san and watashi have figured out that you're so popular among teenagers! but I also has a sociarist party in my cray!
* まんじナチスドイツくん - Same as Soviet Unionball. Hitler was very bad. But you liked The Major in Hellsing!
* 左手西パプアちゃん - Yuo hate me just because I look like my evil parent and being close friends with Indonesia? Then fuck you, go back to Indoneshia-kun where yuo belong!!!
* 独裁者の息子ボンボンマルコス - THIS STUPID BAKA! He's going to cause the Philippines to get worse just like what his father did in the 1980s! Also, why does your father hate this anime?! At reast congrats for beings a new president.
==最悪の敵 (WORST ENEMIES EVER!)==
* 黒電話ヘアー北朝鮮 - IT "ACCIDENTALY" PRESS THE "LAUNCH" BUTTON AND ALMOST NUKED ME! ALSO I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YUO FOR ABDUCTING MY CITIZENS IN THE 1970S!! FUCK OFF AND GO AWAY FROM MY CLAY AND NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!! 金正恩氏を逮捕せよ!!!!
* バカ親父大日本帝国父さん (rarely) - YOU'RE THE REASON WHY NEIGHBORS AND SOMETIMES EVERYONE HATES ME, ESPECIALLY THE ELDERLIES! EVEN KANKOKU AND PRC CHUGOKU STILL DISTRUST ME BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTIONS!!! YUO FORCED MY PEOPLE TO KILL EACH OTHER, ESPECIALLY YUO FORCED THEM TO INVADE OTHER COUNTRIES AND BRUTAL GENOCIDE PEOPLE FOR DOING NOTHING! WATASHIWA VERY DISSAPOINTED FOR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY HISTORY!!! THEN AMERIKA-SAN NUKED MY CLAY BECAUSE OF YOU BAKA!! 私はより良い日本です！！！！ 東條とカミカゼを倒せ！！！！！ さもないと、後悔することになるだろう... 
* フィルチいフランク - YUO ARE OF WORST JAPANESE TEACHEL YUO TEACH JAPANESE RACISM AND U TORRD ME TO "420 BLAZE IT FGT" FUCK YOU BAKA YOU ASSHOLE REMOVE FILTHY FRANK!
* ジョニー・ソマリ - OHH YUO ALE THE WOLST PERSON I'VE EVER MET!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL US CHINESE AND MADE FUN OF US BY CALLING US HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI, AND WHY DO YUO USE MY PEOPLE AS A CONTENT?! DO YUO THINK WE'RE A JOKE TO YUO?!! ALSO YUO DESERVED TO GET REKT BY MY PEOPLE!!! EVEN SOMARIA-SAN ALSO HATINGS YOU TOO!!! FUCK OFF YUO RACIST BASTARD!!! JUST GO BACK TO AMERIKA-SAMA YUO BAKA!!! AND NEVER AND EVER COMEBACK AGAIN!!! I WILL KILL YUO IF YUO DON'T!!! 殺してやるよクソ海賊！！！ I'M GLAD YUO GOT ARRESTED AND BANNED FROM LEAVING KANKOKU YUO ASSHOLE, ENJOY YOUR SUFFERING IN THERE!!!! さもなければ... 
* 増税メガネ、日本を壊す糞政治家岸田文雄 (from 2023) - クソ首相、税金を与えるクソ野郎で無責任な人間の屑野郎！ 安倍元首相はあなたより少なくとも政治は上手です！！YUO ARE THE REASON WHY MY POPULATION GETS WORSE AND EVERYONE HATED ME FOR THROWING RADIOACTIVE WASTE TO THE SEA WATER IN FUKUSHIMA, YUO INCREASED MY PEOPLE'S TAXES AND NEVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME AND YOUR PEOPLE!! HOW AM I GOING TO BRINGING BACK MY POPULATION IF YUO KEEP ON INCREASING MY TAXES, 野郎眼鏡？！！ WATASHI GLAD THAT YUO RESIGNED FROM YUOR STUPID MINISTRY!!! NEVER COMEBACK AGAIN!!!! OR ELSE 私は暴動を起こし、お前たちクズの上に死をもたらすだろう... 
* - JUST LIKE KISHIDA! YUO MADE A MARTIAL LAW THAT MADE YUOR PEOPLE SUFFER AND MAKING MY RELATIONS WITH KANKOKU WORSE!! REMOVE!!!
* ひどいサッカー選手!!!!!! - YUO IS OF TLASH AT FOOTBARR!!!! YUO CANNOT INTO LOUND OF 16!!! IF YUO WANTINGS REMATCH, WATASHI WIRR DESTLOYINGS YUO AT FOOTBARR!!!!!!!!!! IF YUO WINNINGS, I WIRR LEVIVE GREAT EMPIRE... 
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