Canadaball

Canadaball is a countryball in North America. Its clay mainly borders its sibling USAball via Alaskaball. It also has a tiny border with Denmarkball via Greenlandball. The countryball is divided into 10 provinceballs and 3 territoryballs, including its capital Ottawaball. Canadaball has 9.98 million square kilometres (3.85 million square miles) of clay, and only Russiaball is larger. As of 2020, it maintains a population of about 40.12 million inhabitants, small for the 2nd largest countryball. This makes it the most sparsely populated countryball in North America.
Being a highly westernized countryball made Canadaball one of the founding members of NATOball, and being geographically in North America makes it a member of NAFTAball. It is also a member of the G7 and the G20 (or Group of Twenty), a club formed by the countryballs that have the 19 largest economies plus the EUball.
Canadaball is often seen as USAball's little sibling who is more peaceful and tolerant. It welcomes refugees and immigrants such as Syrians and Mexicans and even including Americans to come and live in its clay, and has even recently legalized marijuana, something USAball despises. Though, while there are a few things Canadaball is more tolerable at, it still follows in the footsteps of its sibling, doing things like hating Russiaball and Iranball and helping to lead NATO.
Its birthday (Canada Day) is on the 1st of July. Its astrological sign is Cancer. In 2017, it celebrated its 150th (looking good!) birthday. It is also located in the same latitude with countryballs like Greenlandball and Norwayball (in the case of Northern Canada), UKball and Irelandball (in the case of Newfoundland, Central Canada and Western Canada) and Franceball (in the case of the Atlantic provinces and the south of Ontario). Also, all of Canadaball's clay are in the same latitude as Russiaball.
==History==
NOTE: Due to the page's length, it has been split to Canadaball/History.
==Personality==
It has a very kind personality, but if you mess with it it will gut you like a seal... It has a respectful amount of Chinese-Canadianballs around 1.7 million of them though. It formerly removed Dim Sum through the Chinese Head Tax. Now it feels sorry for that, much like everything else. Not only this, but it also made several apologized to LGBT people, Indigenous-Canadianballs, Japanese-Canadianballs, and Indian-Canadianballs.
Its polite attitude leads it into a more stable relationship with commies such as Cubaball; however, Canadaball has historically been (and still is) under UKball's influence since the constitution of 1982.
Canadaball shares a historical relationship with USAball. Well, Canadaball is known for being a peacekeeping nation and always will be glad to negotiate and make friendly talk.
Although Canadaball hates losing hockey games. When Vancouverball lost to Bostonball, they started to riot like crazy. Although Boston Disagrees.
However, Canadaball is not friendly with Chinaball, so those two states do share a rocky and political disagreement over several things, such as the Meng Wanzhou crisis by siding with the Americans, stealing its sibling Hong Kong in 1997, condemning Chinaball for its harsh political treatment of Canadians and weirdly enough the political status of Taiwan. However, Canadaball will not tolerate unjustifiable actions towards innocent lives as it feels like it is the caregiver. Meng Wanzhou has recently been released in 2021.
It is usually very kind, especially when someone is depressed. 
==Relationships==
NOTE: Due to the page's length, it has been split to Canadaball/Relationships.
==Provinces and Territories==
===Provinces===
* Albertaball - Canadian rednecks. Where we get our oil monies. Also where the Heartland TV show takes place. Currently, in hard times because of COVID-19 that crashed the oil prices.
* British Columbiaball - Hippie pot-smokers. Also soo many Chinese! More Chinese than First Nations wow. Your Chinese language is worsening your Français. It out populated French! Sad. :(
* Manitobaball - Dammit Louis Riel!
* New Brunswickball - Totally not Maineball (Nor vice versa).
* Newfoundland and Labradorball - My sibling, who is 1949 decided to join me. Last to join confederation, eh? It gave me my first ever Olympic gold medal in men's curling in 2006!
* Nova Scotiaball - Fish and chips. Also a bit of Haggis. RIP. Worst shooting in Canadian history.
* Ontarioball - The only province to be American without being American. Also, it wants to secede as well, but not as much as Quebecball.
* Prince Edward Islandball - Charlottetown Conference, potatoes and Anne of Green Gables. Also my only island province.
* Quebecball - Oui je parle français. Merci de renforcer la culture Canadienne! MERCI POUR LA Sirop d'érable!
* Saskatchewanball - Canadian rednecks.
===Territories===
* Northwest Territoriesball - Used to have a crapton of clay, until we gave it to the provinces and Nunavut.
* Nunavutball - They were like "hey guys, we want to separate from NWT", and we were like "okay". Also, wants to secede as well Iqaluitball - The capital city of Nunavutball.
* Yukonball - Only has one city, unless Dawson wants to become one since it was growing up fast.
==Quotes==
==Trivia==
* Canada's name comes from the Iroquois language (Amerindian language) * kanāta (kę) which means "village", "settlement" or "set of huts".
* Canadians use "Canuck" as a nickname for their nationality. It is not considered derogatory in Canada.
* It has two official languages; English and French.
* In the comedy series South Park, it is hated by all adults because two of its leading comedians, Terrance and Phillip, are Canadian. (ONLY FOR THAT?).
* Despite being peaceful, it often accompanies USAball to deliver FREEDOM.
* The name of the country is a masculine noun (♂) in one of the official languages of the country (​ French). However, in its other native language ( English) the names of countries are gender neutral. The current national personifications of Canada are masculine figures: "Johnny Canuck" and "Le Vieux de '37" (French Canada). It can also be personified as a Mountie (Royal Canadian Mounted Police).
* It is the largest country in the Americas (in size and territory), and is the second largest in the world (It is only surpassed by Russia).
* In 1837, it rebelled against its parent UKball, but was defeated by it.
* Thirty years after rebelling against its parent UKball, in 1867, Canadaball peacefully became independent.
* Its favorite sport is ice hockey.
* In addition to ice hockey, it also has large franchises of soccer teams that compete in the MLS (Soccer League that it shares with its sibling USAball), these are the Montreal Impact and Toronto FC, considered the best clubs in Canada, the which annually dispute the "Canadian Classic".
* Canadaball don't have its own major sports leagues, so many Canadian teams plays in the sports leagues of USAball. The exception is the Canadian Football League (CFL).
* From the point of view of foreigners, American football and Canadian football are the same sport, but there are differences between the rules of the two sports.
* Also from the point of view of foreigners, the two sports and rugby are also the same sport, with the difference that Americans and Canadians wear helmets and "armor"... Again, there are differences in the rules of the three sports.
* Canadian football and American football emerged from rugby, arising from changes in the rules of rugby matches that were practiced at universities in both countries in the late 19th century.
* With USAball, it forms the largest border in the world.
* It likes to club seals in its spare time. Noo!
* Uruguayball (when drugged) tends to confuse it and call it " Peru with a leaf".
* While its sibling ( USAball) is stereotyped as arrogant and proud, Canadaball is kind and humble, which makes it well liked by other countryballs.
* It created the famous Ed, Edd and Eddy series.
**It also created Total Drama.
* It is the country of origin of the antiheroes Wolverine and Deadpool.
* It is Justin Bieber's birthplace (I don't know why I'm putting it here, if nobody cares).
* Together with its sibling USAball and best friend Mexicoball, they will host the 2026 World Cup.
* There is a soda called Canada Dry.
* Together with its sibling USAball they created the Roblox platform.
* Currently, due to the encounter of indigenous children skeletons killed by the UKball in colonial times, there have been protests in the country.
==Information for artists==
===Flag colours===
Since the Canadian government specified their colours using Pantone 485 C C,source, preferably a linkEven the French Wikipedia uses Pantone 485 C https://fr.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drapeau_du_Canada#Description here's one shown below:
Or use Pantone 032 C (also recommended by the Canadian government) shown below:
Or use the CMYK/RGB specifications (digital use only, not recommended by the Canadian government):https://web.archive.org/web/20120728214522/http://www.ic.gc.ca/eic/site/pt-te.nsf/eng/00132.html
===How to draw===
Drawing Canadaball is easy: 
#Divide the circle by red, white, then back to the red.
# Draw the glorious red weed maple leaf in the middle.
#Draw two eyes to finish it off. Eh?
#You can also draw a coonskin hat.
==Gallery==
==Notes and references==
==See also==
Category:Countryballs
Category:English Speaking Countryball
Category:America
Category:North America
Category:Big Countryballs with Small Populations
 
Category:Commonwealth
Category:Catholic
Category:Protestant
Category:Red White
Category:Monarchy
Category:French Speaking Countryball
Category:G20
Category:Arctic
Category:Olympic Host
Category:Atlantic Ocean
Category:Pacific Ocean
Category:Christian
Category:UNball
Category:NATOball
Category:OASball
Category:Atheist
Category:G7
Category:World Cup Participants
Category:Germanic
Category:Arctic Ocean
Category:Latin
Category:Western World
Category:OECD Members