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Clivus Multrum

Clivus (Clive) Multrum (1979-) is an American civil engineer and a pioneer in the field of water conservation.
==American environmentalism==
Multrum was heavily influenced by American environmentalism, especially the thread that holds that we must make no detectable change to the planet (to the Pacha-mama). This movement came at a time when most American homeowners were drawing drinking water from the ground, peeing in it, and sending it back somewhere else into the ground. This state of affairs horrified Multrum and he began devising inventions at home after work.
Multrum hoped to be able to overcome the need for houses to be firmly attached to the ground. With cellular telephones and electric power via solar power, water and septic were the final two umbilicals. The waterless house could finally be freed from the earth. For example, a helium-filled house would not be bound to its foundation, but could float above it. This would provide a better view of what the neighbors are doing.
==Waterless toilet==
Multrum bulled ahead with his innovations. He knew about the work of Jebediah Crapper, whose namesake invention even now sends his descendants to the Courthouse to change their surnames. Nevertheless, Multrum completed work on the waterless toilet and submitted papers to the U.S. Patent Office giving his own name to his invention.
The waterless toilet omits the tranquil pond of water, which was never any use except to the neglected house pet. After the owner performs the act that Peruvians delicately refer to as "the Diligence," he performs a process that is only slightly more complicated than pulling the flush lever:
*A special powder containing enzymes and bacteria is sprinkled on top, being careful to hit all the surfaces.
*Two hours later, another layer of sand is added to mitigate the odor.
*The mixture is transferred into a lower chamber.
*The user operates a crank, activating rollers, not unlike a wringer washer.
The resulting solid can be used either as a pavement stone or a roofing material.
==Waterless water==
Multrum's other notable invention was an instant water pill. (Just add water.) This was somewhat less successful, but was an important step in perfecting the water-free house.
==See also==
*Crapmobile
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Category:Americans
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Cloning

Until recent years mankind has had to rely on qualified practitioners of sexual intercourse to increase their numbers. However, in 1997 Scottish scientists– on the payroll of actor Ewan McGregor– perfected cloning technology, allowing the creation of Dolly the Sheep (named for known advocate of human cloning, Dolly Parton), an exact genetic replica of her "mother" and an important landmark in the US Government's "War on Sex".
==History==
Early work in cloning centered on trying to create test tube babies. In time, however, most of the women participating in the experiments complained that the glass test tubes were not as comfortable as the plastic dildos they were accustomed to.
George Lucas once made several clones of himself. Unfortunately, this led to an attack.
Another experiment involved an attempt to clone Marilyn Monroe. All work on this project was halted by the government after the first icky result: Courtney Love.
==Methodology==
Although the exact methods used remain unknown due to the untimely demise of the scientists involved, shortly after Dolly's creation, it is believed that they extracted DNA from the mother sheep and, rubbed it repeatedly on the heads of small children to make it sticky. Following this step, the now sticky DNA was inserted into a mechanical sperm cell before fertilisation. 
Unfortunately for the "War on Sex", at this stage the act of intercourse was still necessary, but scientists today are coming ever closer to their ultimate goal of completely eliminating the need for sexual relations within the human species.
==Recent advances==
The successful creation of Dolly the Sheep has been succeeded by recent forays into human cloning, most notably The Godfather and Keeper of Souls: James Brown. Mutations, caused by DNA damage when the lead cloning technician spilt his cup of UVB, resulted in the offspring being white. Apart from that they are, however, all genetically identical to the original Godfather of Soul.
==Conspiracy theorist viewpoint==
*The Official Blink 182 Fanclub of Gibraltar and The Namibian chapter of the Hell's Angels have taken the viewpoint that Dolly the sheep was not in fact cloned, but rather the orchestrator of an experiment to see whether humans would actually waste a decade and millions of pounds on trying to create a sheep when they could get one by simply praying to Mecca. There were found to be discrepancies in the billing of the programme; the super dooper magic machine which is way too complex for you to understand consumed almost half the budget. However, it turned out to be carrot.
*Noam Chomsky has rehashed some black helicopter theories, claiming that cloning promotes the subservience of women and will lead the way to the destruction of democracy.
*Adolf Hitler claimed cloning was created by the zog and sold all of his shares in the company.
==See also==
*Clone
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Cloverleaf

The cloverleaf (Quadrofolium interchangicus) is a mutant species of regular clover which has four (4) leaves and grows up to many thousands of feet in width. 
==The Cloverleaf in Ancient Mythology==
For many years or so, the cloverleaf has been seen by superstitious people to be a veritable harbinger of positive fortuitousness. In Ancient Irish mythology, each leaf of the cloverleaf represents one of the omnipotent chairpersons of the AAAA (Alcoholics Anonymous Automobile Association). During Colonial times, freshly-cut cloverleaf was illegally smuggled into the Bostonian Colonies by unscrupulous pirates, of which the illegal Irish immigrants were forced to buy because they were too poor to afford kittens. 
In 1903, the United States independently chose the cloverleaf as the iconic symbol of the 4-H Incarcerated Youth Chain Gang Program, whose sole purpose in life was to spread joy and cloverleaf seed all over the freedom-loving Red states of the American continent.
==Life Cycle==
Each cloverleaf begins its life cycle as a tiny cloverleaf seed, which is so incredibly small that it makes the mustard seed seem huge by comparison. Despite its ridiculously diminutive size, the tiny cloverleaf seed packs a whopping 173 kilobytes of genetic information within its impervious shell-like casing, encoding a high-resolution JPEG image of a standard construction blueprint. After the cloverleaf seed takes root in the human scalp, it surreptitiously injects its own DNA deep into the host's brain, which then proceeds in a zombie-like fashion to lobby Congress for sufficient funds and materials to be allocated for the building of yet another adult-sized cloverleaf.
==Domesticating Cloverleaf==
Cloverleafs are hardy organisms, and are oft found growing along multilaned superhighways at regular intervals. Domesticated cloverleaves need very little care and watering, as they feed entirely on sunlight and poisonous carbon monoxide emissions and freshly-killed armadillos. In return, they exude vast quantities of airborne gaseous luck, thereby reducing the horrific death toll caused by countless traffic accidents. Cloversleaf also enjoy having their leaves vigorously massaged by the spinning monster-tires of speeding SUVs. 
==See Also==
*Autobahn
*Lucky
*Rabbit's foot
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Club

Club may refer to:
* Club (weapon), a blunt weapon.
* Club (suit), a suit of playing cards.
* Club music, a music genre.
* Club (organization), an association of people united by a common interest or goal. This includes:
** Strip club
** Fight club
** Club Penguin
** Club Amadeus
** Caravan Club
** That 700 Club
** The Baby-sitters Club
Cluck

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Coaching

The public chastisement of one of a Human Resources preferably by the means of humiliation, with the purpose of instilling fear.
Coaching is just one of many tools of the art of Leadership which specializes in the elimination of intelligence residues in uneducated adults. 
Coaching however cannot be relied upon for major intelligence deprivation; this is he primary responsibility of Education.
== The purpose of Coaching ==
Coaching is often provoked by the followers' autonomous and unrequested display of intelligence.
This behaviour needs to be immediately addressed by the leader, at the risk of stimulating similar behaviors in others if not adequately dealt with.
== Historical Perspective ==
In Western cultures, the foremost universal example of coaching is Adam and Eve's expulsion of Paradise. See Leadership. The coach in this example was God himself.
Later , organized religion developed Human Resources specialized in coaching called priests. The task of these priests was later taken over by politicians and more recently in modern times by business leaders. 
All these coaches require certain personal attributes, among them a sense of inferiority, uncontrollable envy and a lack of scruples (see Leadership, attributes of).
== Coaching Scientific foundations in behavioral psychology ==
Coaching techniques have a scientific basis in Behavioral Psychology.
This discipline developed in the United States by B.F. Skinner - the famous psychologist and entrepreneur best known for having founded Taco Bell -, is a very practical application to Human Resources of the results of cruel experiments with rats.
After extensive statistical confirmation of the consistency and predictability of the
results of these techniques in rats and dogs, they have been intensively adopted by large corporations thanks to Management Science and in schools thanks to the development of Education.
Obviouly, electric shocks needed some contextual adaptations when applied to Human Resources, but this has been no obstacle to coaching's extensive adoption.
== See also ==
*Leadership
*Tacos
Category:Management science
Category:Psychology 
Category:Sports
es:Coaching
Coal Helmet

Coal Helmet was the 5th Chancellor of Germany. 
==Early Life==
Mr. Helmet first saw light of day in a manufacturing plant in Koln. Before it was even a year old it was fitted it with nice nylon webbing and sent it off to work in the foetid coal mines of Kohlenbergbausumpf. 
Despite working full-time down the mines Coal Helmet found time to study politics at the famous School of Hard Knocks (die Schule der Harten Klopfen). It eventually received a PhD in Lignite Science with a minor in Labour Safety.
While some have questioned Helmet's qualifications, it did in fact matriculate through the famous German university system. This alone speaks volumes about its intellectual prowess. Coal Helmet is no hollow-headed bit of headgear.
==Political Career==
In 1982 Coal Helmet attended a session of parliament while acting in its professional capacity as publicity headgear of Herr Wilhelm Hundeschleim. Herr Hundeschleim was then serving as a member of the Bundestag and, being a nancy-boy from Heidelberg, had taken to wearing Coal Helmet in order to look like a working-class tough. Unfortunately Hundeschleim had five liters of lager with his lunch, and set Coal Helmet on an empty seat while he went to empty his legislative bladder (gesetzgebende Blase).
Only a few minutes later Coal Helmet was elected as Chancellor. A few members of the Bundestag expressed alarm upon learning that no one was wearing Coal Helmet when it was elected. A majority, however, preferred an empty helmet to the other candidates standing for election.
Being a popular public figure while in office, Coal Helmet became one of the longest-serving Chancellors ever to rule Germany. Its deliberate and decisive moves in lowering heating costs hastened the end of the Cold War. Coal Helmet is also credited for easing some of the racial prejudices that had plagued Germany by initiating affirmative action for Black lunged people.
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Coalville

Coalville is a former mining town situated in The People's Republic of the East Midlands, famed throughout Leicestershire for being the county's largest cesspit. Located eight miles south west of Loughborough, and five miles south east of Ashby-de-la-Zouch, Coalville was founded a safe distance away from any other literate civilisation to avoid contaminating the female population of the said settlements with bouts of beard growth, a condition which has spread rapidly among residents of the town. Indeed, residents regularly boast of the town's current title of being the only town in a first world country to still be rife with ebola. 
== Transport ==
It may be of no major surprise that there is a railway that passes right through the town centre, but currently no station exists. There was once a station, but after entering service, mass emigration of citizens occurred, and so the station was promptly shut to protect the outside world from having even more fools released into it.
A station was planned to be rebuilt on the passing line in 1993, with proposed trains consisting of a fleet of 'Old West' style handcar pump trolleys; it was to be named 'The Ivanhoe line', but sadly Ivan and his hoe broke up, and so the plans were scrapped. Dr Scam Sarvey continues to plead with National Rail to keep Coalville unconnected from the rest of the world, for fear of major outbreaks of diseases previously thought of as extinct.
== Entertainment ==
Coalville is well known for the nightclub 'Emporium', where underage local harlots gather, rather like a taxi rank, but with ladies of easy virtue as opposed to taxis.
There is also a local MENSA institution for Coalville, whose meeting place is shown in the photo.
== Notable Facts ==
- The film "Dawn of the dead" was shot on location in Coalville and was originally intended as a documentaary
- Coalville boasts highest reported incest rate in UK
- Coalville has its own climate "darrrkkbahhd" which translated from zombie to english means "Shit"
- Former singer and spunk receptacle Kerry Katona is the town's mayor and spiritual leader
Category:Towns in England
Cobalt

thumb|left|200px|Cobalt blue powder
Cobalt, previously known by its old name Kupferkobold, meaning copper goblin, is a blue-coloured pigment known for having properties of an element. However, everyone knows it for being that dark shade of sky blue.
==Characteristics==
On touch with cobalt powder, your hand immediately turns cobalt blue. This is because cobalt blue is known for trying to make everything it touches blue. However, it does not like shades of cyan or aqua because they're not blue.See Shades of Blue. Hence, most companies managing cobalt powder use teal or cyan gloves to prevent their gloves from being infested with cobalt blue. Once even a single cell of your body turns into cobalt, it's all over. The virus grows exponentially, and by the end of the hour, you would've already been cobalt-ified long ago. This is called cobaltization, and is one of the leading causes of death in southern Europe. As for the metal of cobalt, it's much more tame. However, some of it could turn into the deadly cobalt blue and infect the rest of the metal, so be warned.
==History==
Cobalt was first discovered by, you guessed it, the ancient Egyptians. It is rumoured by Society Inc. that the Egyptians got help from otherworldly societies to extract cobalt from the other planets just to make ceramics that eventually get broken by babies. What a waste of those aliens' time. They could've been conquering another planet right now, but no! These humans back on earth decided that it'd be cool to have some element they could've just mined out of the ground, so they call these weird dudes for help. Guys, you do NOT need help. I'm so glad we're in the 21st century CE and not the 21st century BCE. Today, some random country all the way in Africa decided to produce over one hundred thousand tonnes of this metal in 2022. It's almost like africa is the heart of precious minerals. North America can go suck it because they have Canada and all the other places don't.
==References==
==See also==
Coca-Cola 600

The Coca-Cola™ 600 is an annual race held in Concord, North Carolina, sponsored by the World's Greatest Caffeine Fix Ever, Pepsi Coca-Cola™. 
==Procedures==
Before the race, each participant imbibes many gallons of Coke™ and sets out on foot, powered solely by the intense buzz of caffeine, sugar high fructose corn syrup, caffeine, carbon dioxide, and more caffeine. The race, consisting of 300 two-mile laps, typically lasts for a full five sleepless days, not only for the racers, but also for the thousands of Coke™-drinking spectators, five minutes of which is running and the rest is jittering. Accidents (which are inevitable) tend to be spectacular, involving horrific explosions due to the build-up of trapped carbon dioxide and deadly urine.
==Results of the 2005 race==
Today's reigning champion of the Coca-Cola™ 600 is the famous Coke™ guzzler Jimmie Johnson, who has totally dominated the event since its inception in the early 1920's. In 2005, Johnson narrowly avoided disaster on the 227th lap when he was convinced that he was being chased by a pack of enraged kittens. After an emergency pit stop for a quick whiz and an intravenous infusion of fresh Coke™, the horrid hallucinations were dispelled, allowing Johnson to retake the lead and win his 47th consecutive CC-600. 
==Jimmie Johnson's victory speech==
During the winner's circle celebration, a wild-eyed Jimmie Johnson reportedly screamed "I love Coke!™!!! OH, YEAH!!! USA R00LZ! COKE™ KICKS ASS!! W00T!!!" just before collapsing dead in a pool of his own vomit. 
==See also==
*Caffeine
*Caffeine
*Caffeine
Category:Coca-Cola
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Cocaea fizzae

Coca cola (Cocaea fizzae), also known as coke, is a small herbivore in the family of Soft drink, the same as Pepsi Cola. Originally native to North America, it is now common globally as an invasive species. It is hunted and kept as a pet, as well as consumed, around the world.
Worldwide rights for hunting is awarded to the Coca-Cola Company. Any people caught smuggling coke will be immediately executed by a coke-mento firing squad.
==Evolution==
There are two main subspecies of coca cola: canned coke (Cocaea Fizzae Cannis) and bottled coke (Cocaea Fizzae Bottlum). Historically, bottled specimens were more common. However, human influence meant that their numbers declined. The canned subspecies became dominant in the late 20th century, pushing bottled coke to near extinction. Bottled coke eventually evolved a softer shell and regained population.
==As a Pet==
Coca colas are popular pets around the world. They require minimal care, no special facilities, and are cheap to buy. The only difficulty is that neighborhood kids will feed them mentos and blow up your house.
==Diet and behaviour==
Coca cola has been confirmed to be a herbivore, although its precise diet has not been established. Coca colas generally travel in packs of 6, known as a 6-pack. Wild coca cola is docile until disturbed, whence it will spurt an attacker with a brown sticky liquid containing carbonic acid and deadly sugars. Although a single attack is not deadly, frequent exposure can lead to diabetes, heart disease, and death. Mentos are psychoactive to a coca cola, and will make it explode.
Analysis of canned coca cola shell remains (also known as an 'empty can') has found that the shell consists of aluminium.
==Hunting==
Hunting for coca cola was a popular sport for Native Americans, (just above 'killing foreigners'), although it was inefficient as it is a shy creature. Traps are a much better way of capturing large numbers of coca cola.
==Trapping==
Coca cola's shy nature has been a major challenge in capturing it. In 1960, 6-pack ring traps were invented, designed to catch a pack at once. It was an instant success. Later, labels with bright colours, known as 'advertisements', were added to the 6-packs to encourage coca cola packs to fall into the trap.