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Mario.Exe

I'm pretty sure most of you have heard of Sonic.exe. I think its a terrible pasta. Anyways during the 90s I always preferred Mario over that turd Sonic. I loved Mario growing up, I owned all the games, The comics, Action Figures and Heck, I even watched the movie multiple times on Vhs. 
So anyway, today I was just watching some random crap on T.V while eating some cup noodles. But, I then heard the doorbell ring. I went outside to my mailbox. I got a letter from my friend, Xxx_MlgPussydestroyer_xxX. I opened up the envelope and it said:
"Fire And Ice, You gotta break this disc. Don't question why I didn't sell this shit at a flea market or Ebay. Oh, Also don't write a Sonic.exe Parody about this! Because, I tried playing this and I'm dead and I became skeleton and I wrote this." 
I tossed the envelope away and I put the disc in my computer tower. I Then got a file named "Mario.exe" I got so happy I had to change my pants. When I got back and I opened the file. It started with the run of the mill Original Nes Super Mario Bros. I started the game but then the sky turned black and Mario turned higher and skinnier with hyper-realistic blood coming from his mouth eye and hands and blood shooting all over. And even though, this lasted a split second I have super power vision where I can slow down things and notice things immediately. And, don't call me a mary sue cuz I have a bad past. Anyways, I booted up the and I went to the start of 1-1 Instead of Mario, I started playing as Toad and Luigi. But besides that there was nothing wrong with the game. 
I later got to one point in the game where, Mario got up from the Pipe but, He was tall and slender. And when he appeared a bunch of keys were being played. It then panned to Toad and Luigi Looking terrified. Toad then said:
"Don't worry Luigi I'll handle him!"
Luigi then ran away while Mario jumped on the floor and formed a sword made out of blood. It then flashed to black showing a white line. It then showed Mario with his blood sword and Toad decapitated with blood 
shooting out of his head. Mario then ran to Luigi and Jumped on Luigi and crushed his head. Then Mario it flashed to Mario Smiling at me and Saying:
"Praise Martulu!"
It then showed the Mario with Tentacles growing out of his face. My computer than crashed I got up and started to relax. I then heard a Italian chef cackle. I looked back and saw a figurine of a tall pixelated Mario with tentacles and a sword made out of blood. I then shat my pants. I'm writing this while cleaning my pants and ass.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:File Extensions
Category:Mario
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:BATTELS
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pointless Violence
Mario.exe.img.mp3.inb4

March 21, 2015 5:12 AM
Hello all. I'm 25 years old, and I'm typing this in bed as I just put my dick in my own asshole. Anyways, I'm now out of the bed and am now going to go to yard sales. I usually have good luck at yard sales, finding good and barely used stuff such as monitors, beds, video games, dildos, and action figures. I'll get back to you once I arrive to the yard sales.
6:54 AM
So far I've found a couple good things. I found a lamp for a good price and that is all. I also picked up a Mario disc for the Xbox One. I found it weird that Mario was on the Xbox One and when I asked the guy if it was legit, he said "Thank Mr. Doot Man" so I just took it as it was only 5 bucks. I'm driving home and typing this on my computer right now because yes.
8:55 AM
I installed the game on my hard drive and the game takes up 156 KBs only for some reason. As I boot up the game, I notice something weird. Some peanuts were on the floor. I told my bitch ass roommate to clean that shit up. I went and fucked his shit up.
9:45 PM
So I just finished fucking his shit up and I'm ready to play. I boot up the game and wow the graphics were fucking spectacular, especially for Xbox One. They almost looked surreal and I didn't think this was possible. They almost looked like ps4 graphics. Anyways, the music is pretty peanuts especially with the headset on. I load up the first level and I immediately noticed something that was really fucking off. Something really that was making me uneasy. Was it all the blood spitting out of my Xbox? Or was it the fact that my Xbox just blew up like a balloon? NO! I forgot to put my dick in my ass again! brb guys.
March 22 2015 7:54 AM
I'm back. I just bought another Xbox and am ready to play this new Mario game. I install the whole game again (took literally ages, so I'll be back)
March 22 2025 7:56
Ok I'm ready to play. The game boots up and again I notice that the game looks life like graphical. I boot up the first level and it's a fucking tutorial level. Fucking great. The A button is too jump, the B button to do the thing, Y to do the whole packet, and ect...
WAIT A SECOND.
SOME THING IS SUPER OFF THIS GAME. I START HEARING THINGS ANd something is kinda tingling my asshole but not really. Then I turn around and the peanuts! I forgot to thROW THEM AWAY! THEY JUST BENT ME THE FUCK OVER AND I'M BEING FUCKING IN THE ASSHOLE BY HIS PENUATS (lol)! He's nice because he's letting me type want happening in my computer. Also zooter
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Jornel
Category:Mario
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
MarioKiller

Today I downloaded a new game on Yoyogames.com
Its called mariobuilder
So when i played it, it was really interesting, I made about 4 levels on it, but then something.. strange happened
I saw mario standing there when i tested the level i couldnt move him around
But then....
Mario eyes became more red every second, i started to get frightened, then.. mario just started like Charging into the level by himself then when he reached the checkpoint.. the horror i saw... Mario grabbed a hammer from his hammer bro suit then swatted the toads face into the ground. all over the toads head was blood. Then mario started to eat his corpse
I hated mariobuilder
YouTube video featuring this pasta.
Category:Mario
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Videos
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Mario 3 Rant

This game is shit, plain and simple.
Oh, let's all get the warp whistle and warp to "big world"! Too bad big world isn't fucking fun, like the rest of this game. The entire thing is designed to anger and frustrate you. Oh, you get Kuribo's shoe on one fucking level! Wow, pardon me while I make the universal motion for a handjob. Kuribo's shoe fucking sucked. What did it do, exactly? It let you JUMP ON THINGS, something you were able to do the entire fucking game. Oh, also you looked gay.
There are some interesting power-ups in the game, such as Tanookie Mario, Hammer Mario, and Frog Mario. But guess what? You can get them on like 2 levels total, and if you fuck up and get hit ONCE, you lose them, FOREVER. Wow, that's fun! I love games that demand I play perfectly or have no fun, because I'm a fucking jap who strives for absolute perfection in gaming otherwise I kill myself.
Mario 3 may have been interesting or fun at one time, but the game is a worthless piece of shit in today's day and age. It's horribly flawed and full of punch-in-the-dick moments, much more so than it has moments that are just fun to play.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Rants
Category:Mario
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Mario 64 Sucks (Copypasta)

Mario 64 is the worst game on the planet. It's a completely ludicrous and unfathomably terrible game, yet it has somehow captured the hearts of millions of gamers over the years. If you don't believe me when I say that Mario 64 sucks, just ask yourself how you could possibly have fun playing as a plumber who can only move in eight directions while jumping from one platform to another. The answer is very simple: Mario games are not supposed to make sense. They're meant for kids because they're meant to be stupid. You know what else? Let's talk about Bowser. He's the villain, right? Well, where does he come from? What is his deal? Why do people hate him so much? When did we start hating him? And why does everybody seem to want to kill him? There are other questions that need answers too! Like, why are there multiple worlds in this game? And what does it mean if you see a purple mushroom? And what exactly is up with those weird little mushrooms that pop out of nowhere every now and then? These are all very important questions, but I'm sure you already knew that. We've been over this before. But let's not forget our friends Toad and Luigi! They don't do anything either! They're just here to help Mario get the heck out of whatever crazy situation they find themselves in! Sure, they're technically playable characters, but Mario would never let them do anything by themselves. No way, Jose! That's like asking the pope to baptize himself.
But back to the game. So, yeah, it's easy to see why Mario 64 might look really cool and exciting at first glance. After all, this is a Nintendo game, so it's obviously going to be awesome. How could it not be? But the truth is that Mario 64 is a really bad game. The graphics are subpar, the controls are awful, and the whole thing is just boring. At least the music is decent. But even that isn't enough to save this one. It's hard to describe precisely why Mario 64 sucks so badly because it doesn't suck in any conventional sense. It's just that there's no real reason to play it.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Mario
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:Rants
Category:Shortpasta
Mario Cursed Game

I ONCE BUYED A MARIO GALAXY GAME AT AN ONLINE STORE. WHEN I PUTTED IT ON MY WII AND TURNED IT UP IT SAID DEAD MARIO MARIO WAS HYPERREALISTIC AND HE WAS DED!!!!!!! I SHITED MY PANTS AND THEN BOWSER CAME OUT AND KILLED ME. I AM A GHOST NOW LIVING IN THIS CD OF MARIO GALAXY.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Mario
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Im died
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Mario Farts

I thought that Super Mario Bros. was just a fun and wholesome experience. However, the other day, I discovered a hidden mode in the original Super Mario Bros. that was somehow hidden from even the most experienced dataminers for over 37 years.
I had gotten home from work, and had just had my dinner. I was bored and decided to relive some nostalgia, so I started searching through my attic for things from my childhood. I managed to find my old NES along with a copy of Super Mario Bros.
For some reason, I distinctly remember letting out a massive burp that lasted like 23.826544 seconds right when I picked up the cartridge. It's probably not foreshadowing, though.
I plugged the game into my TV, and started up World 1-1. I decided to start recording the game to send to my estranged son who's currently with my crackhead ex-wife, since I know he likes retro games.
However, when I grabbed the mushroom, something didn't seem right. I heard the sound of a gurgling stomach. It definitely wasn't coming from me.
However, I didn't have much time to think, as about 7 seconds later, Mario began farting relentlessly. There were very visible fart clouds coming from him, and the sound of realistic farts.
I was disgusted that my childhood seemed to be getting destroyed in front of my eyes.
Suddenly, after another 6 seconds, Mario shot up into the sky, and was teleported further into the level. I thought at this point maybe the game was just old and needed cleaning.
However, I had doubts about that theory when I noticed that the fart clouds seemed to be killing all the enemies I came across. Did the farts smell so bad that they instakill enemies?
I was almost at the flag pole, when Mario suddenly flew up into the sky again, and I was teleported to World 8-4. Specifically, the water section.
Immediately after entering the water, the water started changing from blue into a diarrhea-ish brown. Mario was now polluting the water supply of the Mushroom Kingdom with his farts, which almost made me throw up.
When I got to Bowser, he breathed a fireball at me. However, as I learned from my college days, you should NEVER mix fire with farts.
When the fire touched one of the fart clouds, there was a massive explosion. Not just in the game, but my television actually blew up as well, spraying fountains of dirty fart water all over my living room.
I managed to salvage the recording, however. I never sent it to my son, as it was too frightening for his young eyes.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Potty Humor
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Mario Galaxy Trauma

I remember a game from my childhood that I loved to play. It was called super mario galaxy 2. Me being the retro gamer I am, I decided to pick it up again, to see if it had aged well. I saw a sign on my way to the local store. It was for a garage sail! I could not believe my eyes! It was planned to be this Saturday, and today was Friday. I was about to play a game of my childhood once again and relive all its glory. 
Saturday has came. I went to the address listed on the sign I saw on the way to the locale store. I searched and searched for the game and then I found game. I grabbed it and asked the old man how much he wanted for it. He said "You can have it for free my lad!" I went to my car and drove home. When I reached my house, I pulled the Wii from my closet out and plugged it in to my television. I went to my automobile to retrieve my copy of super mario galaxy 2, it was then when I noticed something a little off about it. It had a white case that would usually hold a Wii game, but it had no cover or anything of the sort.
I opened it, and to my horror, there was a CD that simply read "Super Mario Galaxy 2". I inserted the disc into my Wii. I navigated through the wii menu and saw, to my astonishment it was there! I clicked on it and instead of Mario saying "super mario galaxy! Wahoo!", there was nothing. The cold sweat trickled down my brow. 
When I clicked the start button and waited for my game to start, I went downstairs and my mother was in the kichen making me a sandwich. I took it upstairs to eat, as I used my lunch break to buy this game. When I stumbled upon the title screen, I made my self a file and clicked start. I clicked my way through the introduction. I got to the game and got the first few stars. 
When I got back to starship mario, the hub world, there was no music playing. All the people that WERE living on the ship were now dead inside the interior of the ship, covered in blood. I was horrified. I went into my bathroom and threw up. 
When I came back to my game, I decided to reset it because I figured it was just a glitch. I pressed the reset button and I was greeted with nothing but a black screen for approximately 20 seconds and I was scared out of my mind for those 20 seconds. But the game started perfectly normally, except there was no sound. I made Mario turn around and he had white eyes, with no pupils. I went into my bathroom and threw up again. I came back into my room and the screen was black. I sat and watched the screen for around 2 hours, you know to see if a screen would come up. And boy do I wish it was only a screen that came up. 
I saw a hand with a bloody white glove protrude from the screen. Mario's whole body came out of the television screen and he had no pupils, as he did in the game. He had a knife in his hand and said bye bye and killed my pet dog I went into the bathroom and threw up. By the time I was done, he had already murdered my entire family.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Mario Haunted Save

I was bored. I was super duper bored. It was January 4th, and my new years resolution was to finish ALL my video games by today. Now that I have done that, I had no new things to play. All of the sudden, I got an e-mail on my phone. I opened it.
The e-mail had no words in the "from" bar at the top. The subject was "Get old bootleg SNES cartridges! Only in today's e-auction!" Intrigued at the sound of new video games, I went to the e-auction.
The first few games I had no clue what they were, so I sort of got bored watching the screen. I was about to close the site, when I saw the text saying "Bootleg Super Mario World" pop up. I decided to get it, and won.
2 weeks later, I got the Super Mario World cartridge in the mail. I was, once again intrigued when I saw most of the label was torn off of the cartridge. The only letters not torn off were: M, U, R, D, E, and R. I immediately put all the letters together and tried to think of something. After a while, I came up with one word: MURDER.
Obviously, I still put in the cartridge, something I still regret to this day. Not that I can feel depressed anymore. After all, doesn't the word on the cartridge say it all? I was going to stop here, but I suppose I can tell you how my fate came to be.
After I put the cartridge in, the game started. Everything looked normal, except that the hills and the clouds had some hyper-realistic blood on them. I thought nothing of it. I opened the file selection, and there was a save file on the game already. The name of the file was...
...
SAVE FILE 1!
...
I bet you weren't expecting that.
Anyways, I loaded the file, and went to the level with the first yoshi in it. I was walking, and as you may expect, I have played super mario world some form or another, and I know that this wasn't here. There was a small red hill, with a very dark red pipe on the top. The first thing somebody would think would be "Something in a video game can't hurt me. It's just a video game!" Those people can keep believing that.
At that time, I was a skeptic too. So I went down the pipe. I thought it would be some bootleg-glitch secret. But something was wrong when I was falling for around 30 seconds. When I hit the ground, Bowser was there watching me. I was seriously freaked, so I lunged for the power button. all of the sudden, text popped up on the screen saing "You wouldn't want to do that, would you?" and the power button was deactivated.
Mario and Bowser were on screen, glaring straight at me. More text popped up saying "You want a suprise? Here!" And bowser pulled out a portal gun. He blasted the floor under me and then he blasted above the lava. You can probably figure out what happened next.
To this day, I am a boo, guarding Bowser Castle. My home is in the 9th room. If any explorer finds my diary, share my story with the world.
- Bowser Castle Boo #453
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Mario Hoops 3-on-3 is Fresh

One day, I was playing the game "Mario Hoops: 3-on-3". I sucked at the game so I lost. But instead of showing the normal screen, it showed a cutscene. It was Mario being beat up by the people that were on the other team, Cactuar, Fly Guy, and Waluigi. Then it showed Mario walking home. His mom saw him come in. She looked at him. "What-a happened-a", Mario's mom asked. "I-a got-a in-a one-a little-a fight-a", replied Mario. His mom got scared. She said, "You're-a moving-a with-a your-a auntie-a and-a uncle-a in-a Bel-Air-a". It showed a time-lapse of Mario begging and pleading day after day. But his mom packed his suitcase and sent him on his way. She gave a kiss and then his ticket. Mario put his Walkman on and said "I-a might-a as-a well-a kick-a it-a". He got on a plane and he was drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. The plane landed and when Mario got out, there was a dude that looked like a cop standing there with Mario's name out. Mario then whistled for a cab. When it came near, the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror. When Mario pulled up to the new house at about seven or eight. He yelled to the cabbie "Yo-a Homes-a, smell-a you-a later-a". Mario was finally their. He could sit in his throne as the prince of Bel-Air. I was confused. I assumed it was a glitch. I took the game out. I reached for the case but when I looked at the case it drove me insane. I went over to my girlfriend and fucked her with a toothbrush. Then, I squeezed an entire bottle of toothpaste into her asshole. The fucking end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Mario Is Not a Kid's Game

It was late one night roughly 3 am I just stole my friends copy of Supper Moiro Galaxy, I wanted cause the cause had the galaxy red instead of black. I put the gam into my Nintendo Wii and the Wii crashed then it booted up with the Super Mario Galaxy open but there were bloodstains on the letters and Maoiro had no eyes just bloody sockets. I looked at his hands and instead of his trademarked white gloves they were bloody stumps with writhing flesh hanging off them. He moved his head and pierced my soul with his nonexistent eyes then he started glitching and getting closer to the screen until he jumped out of it. He then yelled "YA-HOO!"
Mario then wrapped his thick veiny hands around my neck, cutting off my circulation. He then unhinged his jaw and pulled into his mouth with his snake-like tongue, before swallowing me and beginning the slow and painful process of digesting me. Though I could not see the foul creature, I could feel him curling the corners of his mouth, creating the most foul and hideous sneer one could possibly imagine. As my body began to be broken down by the plumber's digestive system, I simply stopped thinking and let my spirit drift away.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Mario Kart 64.xyx

Hi my name is timmy. me and my russian brother USED to like playing marf karf 63 but then we played the ripoff of that game "Mario Kart 64". We wanted to play the ripoff really badly. So Father Went Out And looked for mario kart 64 at blockbuster. we waited for 3 years and father finally got home. Father said "Sorry it took so long, here is your EPIC game!". At this time russian brother was in russia for vacation. So I had to play it with da-"Son, Im sorry I have to go ge the milk.". Father didn't return for another 2 years. I decided I will play mario kart 64 by myself. I inserted the cartrige and turned the Jintendo 63 On. I was on the menu screen however the eyes of the mario gang were souless. I literally crapped myself because I was so scared. But I continued. So I got to character select and there was a character you I never heard of. The Characters Name Was "Waluigi". I choose waluigi becuase he reminds me of my fathers boss. I choose the EPIC Cup and started the race. As soon as it started Waluigi got hit with a shell in the head and was bleeding. I was sooooooo scared. Waluigi then was run over my mario and then mario reversed the kart and ran waluigi over again and finally went forward and ran over waluigi one last time. I was sooooooooo Legit crapping & peeing myself. all that was left of waluigi was a massive blood stain. I turned off the console. then mario with souless eyes came out of the tv. before he could get me my russian brother got home from vacation and shot mario with souless eyes to death. "Mother Russia Will Always Win" Said Russian Brother. i said "lets a go". "WHAT" screamed russian brother. "your possesed by marf." The Last thing I said before I beaten by my russian brother was "eating a burger a with no honey mustard." THE END...or is it!?!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta