Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 19

In , the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 6th in the Mild League, and 10th in the ILB. Notably, Turntables was in effect during Season 19, causing Wins earned from non-losses to be converted to an Unwins, effectively reversing the team standings.
The Breath Mints received 2 Wills in the , Moving Trinity Roche to the Shadows with no replacement, and Shadow Infusing Uncle Plasma’s pitching. Breath Mints hitter Jacob Haynes was targeted by the Boston Flowers' Equivalent Exchange Will, sending back Hierophantic Foible in exchange. The Charleston Shoe Thieves Shadow Revoked Bright Zimmerman, who roamed to the Breath Mints Shadows. The Breath Mints won 0 blessings in the Election.
==Roster==
The starting roster of Season 19.
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Mooney Doctor II
*Jacob Haynes
*Helga Washington
*Trinity Roche
*Jode Preston
*Marco Stink
*Kina Larsen
*Rodriguez Internet	
*Leach Ingram
*Uncle Plasma
*Winnie Hess	Shadows	Shadows
*Atlas Guerra 👥
*Grey Alvarado 👥
*PolkaDot Zavala 👥
*Jordan Boone
*Justice Valenzuela
*Conrad Bates
*Adkins Swagger
*Hendricks Lenny
*Daniel Mendoza
*James Boy
*Wanda Fiasco
*Hops Chen
*Eizabeth Guerra 👥
*Fynn Doyle 👥
*Marquez Clark 👥
*Lucas Petty 👥	
*Atlas Guerra 👥
*Grey Alvarado 👥
*PolkaDot Zavala 👥
*Jordan Boone
*Justice Valenzuela
*Conrad Bates
*Adkins Swagger
*Hendricks Lenny
*Daniel Mendoza
*James Boy
*Wanda Fiasco
*Hops Chen
*Eizabeth Guerra 👥
*Fynn Doyle 👥
*Marquez Clark 👥
*Lucas Petty 👥	 	
==Season==
===Tarot Reading===
This reading, every team in the ILB was drawn in groups of three. The first team in each triplet was granted the Undertaker modification for one of their players; the second, the Uncertain modification; and the third, the new Seeker modification.
*TURN OVER
**
*TURN OVER, Kina Larsen
**
===Ballpark Renovations===
* Peanut Mister - 7,771,735 Coins Spent
**The Breath Mints installed a Peanut Mister in The Meadow.
**The Meadow gained the Peanut Mister modification.
***
* Mysticism + - 6,145,168 Coins Spent
**The Meadow will now be 12% more Mystical!
* Hoops - 5,564,896 Coins Spent
**The Breath Mints installed Hoops into The Meadow.
**The Meadow gained the Hoops modification.
***
===Gifts===
Due to staff error, the Gift tally was miscounted, causing several teams to receive fewer gifts than expected; including the Breath Mints.
* Breath Mints received 2 Gifts! - 10,395,002 coins contributed
**Top Contributors:
*** Sunbeams - 31%
*** Magic - 15%
*** Garages - 11%
** Fireproof, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
***The Breath Mints are safe from incinerations for the rest of the season!
****
** Goodwin Morin, Hitting Edition - Wishlist #2
***A Replica of Goodwin Morin is granted to the Breath Mints.
**** Goodwin Morin IV, Lineup 
===Roster Changes===
The Meadow’s Fax Machine was triggered 3 times during Season 19:
*On Day 13, Leach Ingram was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Lucas Petty.
*On Day 31, Lucas Petty was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Leach Ingram.
*On Day 80, Uncle Plasma was faxed into the Shadows, and replaced by Lucas Petty.
The Breath Mints experienced 1 reverb during Season 19:
*On Day 28, the Breath Mints experienced a lineup shuffle.
**Previous Order: Mooney Doctor II, Jacob Haynes, Helga Washington, Trinity Roche, Jode Preston, Marco Stink, Kina Larsen, Rodriguez Internet
**New Order: Rodriguez Internet, Jacob Haynes, Helga Washington, Jode Preston, Mooney Doctor II, Marco Stink, Kina Larsen, Trinity Roche
The Breath Mints experienced 3 Peanut Mister activation during Season 19:
*On Day 79, Trinity Roche had their peanut allergy cured by The Meadow’s Peanut Mister.
*On Day 91, Rodriguez Internet had their Superallergic modification removed by The Meadow’s Peanut Mister.
*On Day 94, Jacob Haynes had their peanut allergy cured by The Meadow’s Peanut Mister.
The Breath Mints experienced 2 blooddrains during Season 19:
*On Day 84, Winnie Hess siphoned pitching ability from New York Millennials’ Mullen Peterson to add a Strike.
*On Day 97, Jacob Haynes had their pitching ability siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays’ Spears Taylor.
The Breath Mints had a player swept elsewhere 3 times in Season 19:
*On Day 87, Trinity Roche was swept elsewhere, returning after 2 days on Day 89 after being pulled back by Seeker Kina Larsen.
*On Day 93, Trinity Roche was swept elsewhere, returning after 0 days on Day 93 after being pulled back by Seeker Kina Larsen.
*On Day 98, Mooney Doctor II was swept elsewhere, returning after 0 days on Day 98 after being pulled back by Seeker Kina Larsen.
The Breath Mints experienced 6 parties during Season 19:
*Winnie Hess partied 2 times on Day 96
*Jode Preston partied on Day 96
*Leach Ingram partied on Day 97
*Kina Larsen partied on Day 99
*Mooney Doctor II partied on Day 99
==Election Outcomes==
===Tidings===
*sorry again
**here you go breath mints
***
===Wills===
*Shadow Revoke
**The Shoe Thieves revoke Bright Zimmerman.
**Bright Zimmerman embraces the Roamin' lifestyle.
***
**Bright Zimmerman roamed to a new team.
*** Bright Zimmerman, Shadows 
*** Bright Zimmerman, Shadows 
**Bright Zimmerman was boosted.
***Combined 
**Bright Zimmerman entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Shadow Revoke - 20% of all Shoe Thieves Will VotesThis Filing - 75% of Shoe Thieves Shadow Revoke VotesFinal Odds - 15% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Flowers vote to swap Jacob Haynes and Hierophantic Foible.
**The Breath Mints and Flowers made a trade.
***
***
**Equivalent Exchange - 61% of all Flowers Will VotesThis Filing - 89% of Flowers Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 54% chance of happening.
*Move
**The Breath Mints vote to move Trinity Roche to their Shadow Lineup.
**The Breath Mints made a roster move.
*** Trinity Roche, Lineup 
*** Trinity Roche, Shadows 
**Trinity Roche entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 46% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 91% of Breath Mints Move VotesFinal Odds - 42% chance of happening.
*Shadow Infuse
**The Breath Mints vote to infuse Uncle Plasma's Pitching ability.
**Uncle Plasma's Pitching is Infused.
***Pitching 
**Shadow Infuse - 43% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 95% of Breath Mints Shadow Infuse VotesFinal Odds - 42% chance of happening.
===Post Election===
*Goodwin Morin IV faded away from the Breath Mints.
** Goodwin Morin IV
*Goodwin Morin IV faded to dust.
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