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Pentagram tic tac toe

Pentagram tic tac toe is the devil variation of tic tac toe created by the United States government's with the method is to select a random Axis of Evil target. The technique chooses two targets, and whoever wins gets to decide whether to bomb the crap out of the selected target or not. Our most beloved President Bush invented it while on a drunken rant on how he hated everything that is not American and wished to take over them. Later, the idea came to him while he was in a hangover, and he dashed naked to his secretary and told her. Subsequently, he vomited all over her desk just as she sent it to the CIA.
The CIA, getting the memo, put all of their brilliant minds together, along with the aid of a Grue and Captain Obvious. Many arguments erupted, involving the Grue attempting to eat everyone and Captain Obvious stating known facts, like how Jews suck.
After a few days, the game was improvised and made official. It is now the official strategy of President Bush.
==The Game==
This is a unique game developed by the United States government. Mainly, it is a version of Tic Tac Toe. However, there have been a few changes to it. It involves a pentagram enveloped by a circle. Inside the pentagram, there are spaces divided by lines. Usually, two players are involved.
==How to Play==
Here a player must select a symbol and put it in one space. The other player must choose a different one and put it in the space of their choice. The game is won when a player has three of the same symbols lined up in a row, column, or diagonally. Then, whatever the corresponding symbol of the victor represents, is destroyed.
Category:Games
Category:Politics
Pentetrator Perpetrator

The Pentetrator Perpetrator is the alias of an unknown Yugoslavian, bisexual walrus rapist. He is feared worldwide for his massive 30 inches of sensitivity and fun, something which you'd find pretty enjoyable (wink wink, nudge nudge, COCK COCK, hey, GTFO my pants).
The Pentetrator Perpetrator was first seen after a bank robbery in Yugoslavia where all of the male bankers were raped. He was seen on security to seem like "Jim Carrey with a black beret and thieving mask" and was named after the five areas he penetrated (nose, eye sockets, urethra, anus, and enlarged skin pore), hence the prefix Pent in the word Penetrator.
The Pentetrator Perpetrator (commonly shortened to PP) is considered an international threat and is to be killed on sight. Officials still-OH, SHIT, HE'S RIGHT THERE!
== CRAP ==
He's outside my window as I type this. I don't think he's noticed me. I know it's him; he's got that weird necklace and shit. And he's got the hat, and the clothes...I mean seriously, how could that not be him? Ma? Yeah, check out that guy, doesn't he look like him? I know, right? EXACTLY like him. Check on him while I call the police. What? He noticed you? No way-
== OH NO MAMA ==
Oh crap! Shit! Ma! Crap, she's dead! He threw a dildo through the window and directly into her heart! THAT'S NOT FREAKING POSSIBLE! The BLOOD! It's everywhere! How the hell am I getting cookies now? What about my Hot Pockets? F*CK! Now what do I do...
As I'm typing I'm peeking out of the window...
OUCH!
== No, Seriously, Stop With The Dildos ==
HE THREW A FREAKING DILDO IN MY EYE! I'M A FREAKING CYCLOPS LIKE IN WORLD OF WARCRAFT! I HATE THOSE DAMN THINGS, THEY SUCK GERMAN MANWHORE ANUS WITH A STRAW! OUGH!
I am now trying to remove the dildo...it's really stuck in here...just got to nudge it this way and...
OH SHIT, I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED ON VIBRATION! SHIT THIS FREAKING HURTS! THIS FEELS SO MUCH BETTER IN THE ASS! DAMNIT, TAKE IT OUT! ARRGGGHHHH!!!
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(Plop)'''
Ok, it's out...I feel like a mutant cyclops. Shit. That's never good.
Wait...I see him outside...he appears to be moving his hand in a back and forth motion over his-oh, Sophia, WHAT THE F*CK IS HE DOING! WHY ARE YOU STICKING A WIRE HANGAR DOWN THERE!
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(Puking Sounds)
Ugh...What? He's moving towards my front door! CRAP! I'm hiding in my basement...
== Ok, So I'm There ==
It's been a few minutes, and I don't think-
*Creaking Sounds*
Woah, what the hell was that? Was that the door-
I'VE GOTCHA' NOW YOU VENDERSHLAV!
OH SHIT, NO PLEASE NOT IN THE DICKHOLE, NOT IN THE-OH F*CK WHY WOULD YOU PUT IT THERE! HELP! HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP! NOOO!!...
== Moral ==
You're next, so stretch open yer' holes.
Category:Dildos
Category:Horror
Category:Death
Category:Criminals
Category:Rape
Category:Holes
People's Republic of Cambridge

The People's Republic of Cambridge (also known as the People's Democratic Republic of Cambridge is an independent state and socialist republic located in North America. Completely surrounded by the United States of America and the state of Massachusetts, it is one of the last socialist republics left and the only one filled with tweedy college kids. Its main exports are books, paper products, and sarcasm. It lacks any port because Boston ceremonially fucked it with the Charles River Dam, but manages to somehow maintain a perfect economy that is unaffected by any recession. It has no standing army, but the colleges of Harvard and MIT are employed to defend its borders from Bostonians, Somervillians, and Republicans.
==History==
Cambridge was founded in 1630 and claimed territory all over what is now Massachusetts. Massachusetts went to war with Cambridge and, despite aid from the USSR, Cambridge was defeated. It retreated to a small section of land on the Charles River. It bloodlessly annexed several swaths of territory from its neighbors, and erected the Cambridge Wall, a 15 foot concrete barrier completed with guard towers and several ports of entry. The wall was removed in 1991 when it was realized that it could be a replaced with a pretty sweet bike path.
==Geography==
Cambridge is bordered by the cities of Somerville, Watertown, Boston and the towns of Belmont and Arlington. Surrounding its borders is the De-Militarized Zone Community Bike-Path, which replaced the Cambridge Wall in 1991. Cambridge has 13 neighborhoods, each of which are permitted to elect a representative to the Constituent Assembly of Cambridge.
==Culture==
All media in Cambridge must be reviewed by the People's Republic of Cambridge People's Media Commission of the People. So far, not a single item has been censored by them, because everyone in Cambridge has the same beliefs.
===Music===
It is common to see dudes cranking out tunes in the coffee shops or just chilling. Occasionally, you will see one of them working.
===News===
The official newspaper of Cambridge is Pravda.
==Government==
Cambridge is ruled by a Constituent Assembly, who make laws and redistribute land to The Peasants. Private enterprises are not permitted, except ones that have witty names like "Wit's End" or "Harvard Squared".
==Infrastructure==
Farm collectivization was proposed in 1934 as a method of keeping the Republic's many students occupied, but was rejected when it was realized that there were no farms in Cambridge. Instead, Cambridge's manpower was directed at building infinite Harvard University Buildings which aren't used and public art projects which no one gives a shit about. Cambridge also directed its infrastructure plan at building endless bike paths, such as the Demilitarized Zone Community Bike Path, the FDR Bike-path Drive, the Major Deegan bike path and the Cross-Bronx bike path.
===Bridges===
Cambridge is connected to Boston by several dozen major suspension bridges, including the Harvard Bridge. All incoming traffic is limited entirely to bicycles. 
category:North American countries
category:Socialism
People's Republic of Canada

thumb|200px|The seldom used People's Republic of Canada Flag.
The People's Republic of Oh Canada is a country that is somewhere north of Canada, which separated from the United States of Canada when the latter banned all forms of soft cheese, to the notice of no country currently in existence. It began when the SARS erupted in the real Canada and made all the people of Canada sick and became Chinese. So Everyone named the SARS-affected nation People's Republic of Canada. Then almost everybody in the country died from AIDS because it seemed like a more hip thing to die from than SARS, which stands for Silly Anal-Retentive Stupidity.
The country existed through means of a temporal warp, a piece of string and a bucket of hot curry from the beginning of time. It continued its existence peacefully until Garfield conquered all but a few acres of snow. 
Now the entire country is confined to these few acres of snow, currently housing a farmstead run by an old man and a woman who throws cats at passers by at random, however it is claimed the whole area is owned by Oscar Wilde while he was on a whim after having done stuff for a record time (it is not known what this record was).
==Invasion from IRAQ==
During the late 1990's, Canada was invaded by Iraqi Dictator Saddam Hussein, who just started hanging banners up everywhere around Canada. His response to concerns on his incursion was "Hey, relax man, you need a rest, guy". Eventually Saddam was defeated by the quick thinking of Terrance & Phillip and the use of man's best weapon, farting.
==Why does it still exist?==
The country still manages to eke its existence through being the location of the Recto-Lube headquarters, which made this decision as it then had to pay no tax as one of its CEOs ran the country. While competitors have wondered at the legitimacy of this and have often hired rabid mercenary monkeys to attempt to conquer the region, the death stare of the head of Lord Byron, taken after his death in a duel with Oscar Wilde, keeps all invaders from making it into the country.
==The Socialist Republic of Canada==
thumb|200px|left|Flag of the Socialist Republic of Canada.
Alarmed by the perceived Chinese containment policy against the Soviet Union, of which the People's Republic of Canada appeared to be an example, the Soviets decided to support the dissident Communist Party of Canada. The party subsequently managed to gain control of one half of the People's Republic and eventually proclaimed the Socialist Republic of Canada.
==See Also==
*Oscar Wilde
*Recto-Lube: The Brand You Love
*Making up Oscar Wilde quotes
Category:Countries
Category:Canada
People's Socialist Republic of the North Pole

The North Pole, also known as That Bitch'n Cold Place, also known as The Place Where Semen Freezes is where Santa Claus and his large work force of several million elves imprison "naughty" children and force them to create toys for Christmas. The North Polar city of Santa City is also the headquarters of the Black Market's midget porn division. 
==History==
Many moons ago, Santa Claus came in a boat from who the fuck knows where to free the North Pole from the evil Polar Bear Empire. The elves who had lived in the North Pole had been surpressed by the polar bears for years, but they had no way to fight back, they didn't even know how to make an average child's shotgun yet. 
However, Santa came bearing arm. The bears all withdrew to their ice castle to protect their queen, but Santa came in with a tank and blew the wall up and then he got his flame thrower out and burn a whole bunch of the stupid bitches up. Then Santa mowed down all the the queen's security guards with a submachine gun. Finally, Santa shot the queen in the head. Her last word were "I'm gonna funking kill you, I'm gonna-" and then he shot her. To make sure there weren't any survivors, he had an atom bomb nuke the place, which started global warming. 
After all the bears where destroyed, the elves and Santa Claus set up a government. As thanks for all he had done, Santa was elected president for life. They figured since the man look like he was already 90, it wouldn't take him long to kick to bucket. But what the elves did know is that Santa had accidentally snorted some Live Forever Powder when he was a child that he had mistaken as Meth.
==Climate==
As you can expect from a nation that is situated somewhere in the vicinity of the North Pole, its fuckin' cold. There is no way of telling exactly how cold it is but it has been estimated to be about as cold as Hillary Clinton's vagina.
==Government==
After he was elected president for life, Santa set up an Elven Republic, a republic where short migdity elves with hot tempers make decisions about toys. It's kind of like the U.N. in many ways. The Legislature is called the Santa's Senate and the are elected by all the elves for a term of four years. When a senator has served his time in office, he is shot by a firing squad to make sure he doesn't tell any of Santa's secrets.
==See also==
* Santa Claus
* Elves
* Santaists
* Eskimos
* The North Pole
* Canada
* Canadia
* Russia
* Finland
* Norway
* Iceland
* Republic of Chernobyl
Category:Countries
PeopleMover

The PeopleMover was a much beloved mass transit system within the Disneyland Confederation. When it was in operation, it carried thousands of people—both blue-collar and white-collar—to jobs, homes, and recreation every day. The destruction of the PeopleMover by Pirates in 1995 caused further polarization of the Disneyland electorate, already traumatized by the 11-9 attacks on the Skyway the previous year.
== History ==
The PeopleMover was one of the later public works constructed during the “Reign of the Rat.” It was also one of the most complicated engineering tasks undertaken within Disneyland. Originally scheduled for completion in 1964, construction of the PeopleMover was plagued by delays and engineering setbacks. Despite all of the problems, its first day of operation, July 2, 1967, was a VIP affair, attended by many foreign dignitaries, including the Queen of England. (Years later, some criticized the Queen for appearing in public with the dictator Mickey Mouse the Great at the PeopleMover’s grand opening.) After all the years of delays and difficulties, the PeopleMover became an instant hit as a mode of transport and was widely regarded as a success. The PeopleMover would in all probability be still operating today if it had not been for the terror attacks.
== The August 1995 Attack ==
At approximately 8:50 am on August 21, 1995, 3 bombs exploded nearly simultaneously on the PeopleMover system. A fourth bomb went off nearly half an hour later. In an e-mail delivered to several newspapers, the Pirate Liberation Organization claimed credit for the bombings. It is generally believed that the bombers had been on a suicide mission and had died in the attack. In the final count, 138 were wounded and 14 killed in the the PeopleMover bombings.
== Aftermath ==
The PeopleMover bombings, coming less than a year after 11-9, were psychologically devastating to the Disneyland populace. The Great Council passed new legislation that some activists have denounced as essentially a declaration of martial law.
The damage on the PeopleMover was extensive, and the PeopleMover has remained out of operation to this day. Questions about restoring the PeopleMover to full operation have been clouded by security concerns, and many details about PeopleMover repairs have become classified. Heavy machinery has been seen on the PeopleMover’s former tracks, and the Disneyland government appears to be continuing maintenance of the PeopleMover infrastructure. However, the question of future daily operations of the PeopleMover continues to remain murky.
Category:Disney technology
Category:Transportation
Pepsi-Verse

The Pepsi-Verse is a term for the web of alternate universes surrounding Pepsiman. From universes where Pepsiman is a Nazi, to a universe where he is a pig, the Pepsi-Verse has several incarnations of Pepsiman and other characters surrounding Pepsiman. The only universes discussed are those with a Pepsiman incarnation. 
== Earth 0 ==
Earth 0 inhabits the Bizzaro version of Pepsiman, Bepisman. Bepisman,or Bax Mepo, is a coke loving idiot who was thirsty enough to settle for a bepis. Upon drinking the bepis, he gained superpowers. He now uses his powers to rob banks and kill civilians because everything is reversed in his world.
Conkeman is his mortal enemy, saving all of the civilians and trying to thwart Bepisman's plans. Of course, Bepisman usually wins, but they still are both evenly matched in terms of power. Bepisman simply out smarts him.
== Earth 1 ==
Earth 1 is our universe with Max Bepo as the Pepsiman. To see more, visit Pepsiman.
== Earth 2 ==
Earth 2's Pepsiman is Caleb Bradham, the first Pepsiman. To see more, visit Pepsiman.
== Earth 3 ==
Earth 3, being the complete reverse of our universe, had an evil version of Pepsiman, Pepsiman Black. Being originally from Japan, Pepsiman Black grew to hate everything and everyone. After mixing together a formula he thought would kill his father, Pepsiman Black gained superpowers. Upon gaining these powers, Pepsiman Black would start wrecking havoc in Japan. He would later join the Crime Syndicate of America. He was later killed in a crisis.
== Earth 4 ==
Home to other various heroes, such as the Beetle, Captain Atomic, Peacekeeper, and The Answer, Pepsiman is actually Spriteman. Spriteman is a high flying hero with the strength and speed of sprite. His enemy is none other than 7-Up Man. He has a companion known as Mr. Pibb. Spriteman also has several other enemies such as Sunkist, The Crush, and the canadian villain, Dry. 
Currently, Spriteman is battling alongside his fellow heroes before the impending crisis.
== Earth 6 ==
Sir Pepsiman of the super royal family is a knight in modern times with the powers and abilities of Pepsiman. He serves his Lord Volt and Lady Quark. His only unique ability is to make his Pepsi Blade. He dies during the Crisis on Infinite Pepsi.
== Earth 11 ==
Earth 11 is an apocalyptic wasteland much like the world of Fallout. The Pepsiman of that universe sports a Mad Max type outfit and spends his days scavenging for the clan he is apart of. This Pepsiman dies during the Crisis on Infinite Pepsi.
== Earth 12 ==
Home of the Inferior Five, one of the members is Cokeman. He is the inferior counterpart to Pepsiman. He dies on his first mission. Loser.
== Earth 14 ==
Earth 14 inhabitants are all the new gods. The Pepsiman of this universe is simply known as Pepsigod. He is slayn by Lightseid during his massacre of the new gods.
== Earth 17 ==
Pepsikill, he is a mass murder and drinks the blood of his foes in a red pepsi can he is red and silver his head is coverd in red pepsi which reads "pepsi rasberry"
== Earth 27 ==
Cancerman Earth 27 is the home of cancer man and paraplegicwoman 
Category:Alternative universes
Category:Bat Fuck Insane
Percussion

The percussion section (also known as: bang bang clash) is the hellhole of the band. The percussion is a series of drums, drumsticks, cymbals, bells (jingaling), keyboards, pots & pans, demons, explosive devices, and the xylophone. The cymbals are a very powerful instrument, typically the US Air Force orders the cymbals as a bomb, not only does it hurt, but the sound of it hitting the ground makes the opposing side kill themselves. Typical people who play the percussion are strippers, n00bs, or both. If you are not either you probably are actually good at the instruments.
 
== History ==
It all started back in the 1200's during the Mongol rule over Russia. One day, the ruler of Russia, Luke Somsel, wanted to enslave everybody, so he asked one of his servants to make him a whip. But because his servant was so stupid, he took two pieces of wood, stuck them together and called it the whip. That is how the first percussion instrument was created. It then resumed in the 1300's during the Crimeam rule over Russia. One day, the ruler of the Crimeans, Joey vajda, wanted to make everyone his sex slaves, so he ordered his workers to make HIM a whip. But, alas, history repeats itself and they were so stupid the material they made for the whip hardened, and they were so sloppy they created a ball at the top of it, thus creating the second percussion instrument/tool, a mallet.
 	
During World World 2, Korechica Anami, an imperial Japanese leader needed a katana because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ he liked swords. He ordered his army men to make a katana so awesome and cool all the women would be like: ooohhhh anami-chan you make my heart go doki-doki. So the men worked day and night to make the coolest, sexiest, and awesomest katana. During their work they made a horrible mistake and accidentally made it triangular. Korechica Anami was furious. He sent the men back to remake his katana. The men were so angry at Korechica that they decided to do LSD. Then they resumed their work. When they presented him with a sword for a second time, it was just a skinny metal pole in the shape of a triangle and another tiny metal pole. He was so disappointed in the men that he killed himself with the metal triangle in the form of seppuku. This was the creation on the third percussion instrument, the triangle.
	
I guess what I'm trying to say is percussion is a fucking mistake.
 	
The rest of the creations area all a mystery, don't look it up, this is your mostly reliable source.
category:Music
Perfect

'''Perfection is existence which is beyond all possible improvability hence its all either perfect or flawed hence despite the hence either-or hence nature of this concept of perfection, it nevertheless relies upon the relativistic notion that a thing exists in a state which is flawed in comparison to an idealized or existent thing of the same class which can be determined by all possible methods not to possess any flaw hence this concept of ultimate perfection is commonly applied in dualistic ideologies, and can be said to be validly established by the fact that we can always judge a thing to be flawed, and therefore falling short of the ideal hence there is an ontological relationship between the concept of perfection and ideology itself, since ideologies are predicated on concepts of what constitutes better or worse but perfection is also a continuum of relative merit, established in some thing's relationship to all other things which can be considered relevant to the thing's nature hence in this sense there is no ultimate perfection, but instead the relative perfection of a thing is established in terms of its suitability for a particular purpose hence for example, a screwdriver can be said to be the perfect tool for embedding a screw hence while a screwdriver may be perfectly suitable for embedding a screw in wood, a screw-driving power-drill attachment may be considered to be more suitable to embed a screw into a harder material, and hence more perfect in a given case since Ancient mathematicians made many assumptions about perfect numbers based on the four they knew so most of the assumptions were wrong hence one of these assumptions was that since 2, 3, 5, and 7 are precisely the first four primes, the fifth perfect number would be obtained when n = 11, the fifth prime hence, 211 − 1 = 2047 = 23 • 89 is not prime and therefore n = 11 does not yield a perfect number hence The fifth perfect number (33550336 = 212(213 − 1)) has 8 digits, thus debunking the first assumption because of the second assumption, the fifth perfect number indeed ends with a 6 hence the sixth (8 589 869 056) also ends in a 6 hence it has been shown that the last digit of any even perfect number must be 6 or 8 hence a so called two millennia after Euclid, Euler proved that the formula 2n−1(2n − 1) will yield all the even perfect numbers hence -''''
==See Also==
 
Thus, every Mersenne prime will yield a distinct even perfect number—there is a concrete one-to-one association between even perfect numbers and Mersenne primes hence this result is often referred to as the "Euclid-Euler Theorem."P=7/6
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'''Being this as simply as it is just seen. We can understand that this equation is a equation that equates in a way only this equation can do therefore equatiating how equating or more simple for you:'
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P equals 7 over 6 over H that means human posibity is over perfections what means the result of 7 divided in 6 with NO variables is the posibilty of a human achieving perfectonism.
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Category:Crap
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