Beta/Season 16

Season 16 began on . The regular season concluded on 
, followed by the postseason and Internet Series on . The Season 16 election will take place on . The Dallas Steaks defeated the Chicago Firefighters 3 wins to 2 to win their first Internet Series championship.
==Regular Events==
===Earlsiesta===
===Latesiesta===
===MVP Voting===
Following the Day 99 games, Lōotcrates introduced the MVPs for this season:
*York Silk
*Aldon Cashmoney
*Valentine Games
*Nagomi Mcdaniel
*Goodwin Morin
*Pitching Machine
*Tot Fox
*Jessica Telephone
*Hewitt Best
*Jaxon Buckley
As in prior seasons, all MVPs' Ego modifications were upgraded by one step, to a current maximum of Ego++++ for Silk and Mcdaniel.
==Notable Events==
===Attractive Attractors===
After a spat of Redactions in Season 15 and a handful of players receiving the modification, the first trigger of Attractor occurred on Day 1, when Brisket Friendo appeared on the Secret Base during the Baltimore Crabs/Seattle Garages game and was a part of a run of scored points by the Crabs. Friendo then immediately joined the Crabs' Shadows, where they remained for the rest of the season. Several other Redacted players exited Secret Bases in Season 16 and were attracted to various teams' Shadows. The first Attractor players were pulled from team shadows in the Season 16 Elections. 
Player 	Day 	New Team
Brisket Friendo	Day 1 	Baltimore Crabs
Nagomi Mcdaniel	Day 27	Miami Dale
Chorby Short 	Day 37	New York Millennials
Liquid Friend 	Day 48	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Forrest Best 	Day 50	Dallas Steaks
Wyatt Glover 	Day 81	Mexico City Wild Wings
Of special note, Liquid Friend, one of two players with the modification, came out of the Secret Base with the modification , leaving Uncle Plasma as the only Hard Boiled player.
===Notable Election Results===
The Season 16 elections saw the passing of the Decree. Under this league rule, after 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, a random active player on every team will receive an Item Crate. A number of Blessings, for example the Handcrafted Bat Drop Blessing granted players new Items. 
Players targeted by Alternate Trust during the election had their Alternates arrive with the modification. Affected players are PolkaDot Patterson, Socks Maybe, and Elijah Valenzuela of the Dallas Steaks, Chicago Firefighters, and Breckenridge Jazz Hands. 
Chorby Soul, who had been Incinerated earlier in the season, was targeted for the Plunder by the Boston Flowers, before being plundered by the Baltimore Crabs and exiting the Hall of Flame with .
==Ongoing Decrees==
*Eat The Rich (): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason. This decree will remain in effect indefinitely.
*Enhanced Party Time (): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.
*Wild Cards (): Every Season, a random team from each Subleague will leave Party Time to become the 5th Playoff team. A first-to-two-wins Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
*Based Evolution (): Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
*Free Wills (): Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
*All You Can Eat (): Fans will be able to freely buy and sell Snack Slots at any time. The less Snack slots the Fan owns, the higher the payout for the Snacks in them.
==Standings==
Wild League	Wins 	Record 	Mild League	Wins 	Record
Wild High 	Wild High	Wild High	Mild High 	Mild High	Mild High
* 	53 	55-44 	* 	73 	74-25
† 	52 	51-48 	* 	56 	54-45
 	44 	44-55 	 	55 	53-46
 	41 	41-58 	 	48 	49-50
 	40 	39-60 	 	34 	35-64
 	40 	40-59 	 	22 	23-76
Wild Low 	Wild Low 	Wild Low 	Mild Low 	Mild Low 	Mild Low
* 	66 	65-34 	* 	61 	64-35
* 	64 	65-34 	* 	56 	55-44
* 	58 	57-42 	 	53 	53-46
 	52 	52-47 	 	51 	52-47
 	42 	42-57 	† 	44 	43-56
 	38 	38-61 	 	43 	44-55
* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
† Denotes Wild Card recipients.
===Divine Favor===
Ties:	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23	24
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==Postseason==
Four teams from each league advance to the post season: the winners of each division, and the next two best teams by total wins. As of , teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. As of , a fifth team is chosen at random as a Wild Card. The Wild Card games are a first-to-two series while every other round is a first-to-three series.
==Election Ballot==
===Decrees===
The Decree with the most community votes will go into effect.
===Wills===
Each team is allowed to execute two wills per season.
Name 	Effect
Plunder 	Steal a Player from the Idols board. Send a random Player from your Team back.
Equivalent Exchange	Swap a Player from a Team in the opposite Subleague with a Player from your Team. They must be within 2 combined stars of each other.
Foreshadow 	Swap a Player from your Shadows to your active roster.
Move 	Move a Player on your Team to the desired location on your Roster.
Transfuse 	Boost a Player on your Team by 15% to 30% in a Stat Category of your choice, but Impair them in a Random other Category.
Alternate Trust 	Call in an Alternate for a Player on your Team, with a mystery Benefit.
Reform 	Re-roll an eligible Permanent Modification for a Player on your Team.
Enrich 	Pick a modification for your Team next season.
===Blessings===
Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.
Name 	Effect
Early Riser 	A random Player on your Team will be a permanent Earlbird.
Middle of the Pack 	A random Player on your Team will be permanently Middling.
Fashionably Late 	A random Player on your Team will be permanently Late to the Party.
Posterizer 	A random Player on your Team will be permanently Ambitious.
Bats Supply Run 	All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Bat Crate.
Caps Supply Run 	All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Cap Crate.
Shoes Supply Run 	All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Shoes Crate.
Glove Supply Run 	All Players on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Generic Glove Crate.
Handcrafted Bat Drop 	A Random Hitter on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Bat Crate.
Handcrafted Cap Drop 	A Random Pitcher on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Cap Crate.
Handcrafted Shoes Drop 	A Random Hitter on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Shoes Crate.
Handcrafted Glove Drop 	A Random Hitter on your Team with an available Item slot (empty or broken) will open a Handcrafted Gloves Crate.
Skateboard 	A Random Hitter on your Team gets a Skateboard.
Fired Up 	Get Fired Up. Give your Team Fire Blood.
Mind Trick 	Give your Team Psychic Blood.
Power Chaaarge 	Chaaarge! Give your Team AAA Blood.
Clean Up 	Move the Player with the highest Divinity on your Team to the Cleanup spot (the 4th spot in your Lineup).
Weakest Link 	Move the Worst Defender in your Lineup to the Shadows.
Time to Shine 	Promote the Best Hitter in your Team's Shadows to a random position in the Lineup.
Sweet Relief 	Promote the Best Pitcher in your Team's Shadows to a random position in the Rotation.
Shadow Batting Practice 	Your Team's Shadows will have their Hitting Boosted from 1% to 12%.
Shadow Pitching Practice	Your Team's Shadows will have their Pitching Boosted from 1% to 12%.
Shadow Running Practice 	Your Team's Shadows will have their Baserunning Boosted from 1% to 12%.
Shadow Defense Practice 	Your Team's Shadows will have their Defense Boosted from 1% to 12%.
==Election Results==
==Game Events==
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