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An Unnamed LittleBigPlanet Creepypasta

Do you know LittleBigPlanet, the game with cute sack people? Apparently it was delayed because of some controversial lyrics. Well, that's not truly the case. I had this game on preorder, and it arrived to me before the delay was even announced.
That day I was awoken by a doorbell. It was the UPS, with my LBP disk! I was so happy! My little sister wanted to play the game so much, so she started up the PS3. I went to get myself a drink. When I came back, she was already watching the intro. Then the first level came up. At first, it all was normal, but then I noticed that something was off.. The King sounded differently. Perhaps, more worried. And the queen wasn't there.. We went though the first level, and things were weird.. The game was getting darker. The king said twisted things. The queen was missing. We finally unlocked the create moon. But except for Stephen Fry's tutorial we only heard faint crying. There already was a level on the moon, so we decided to check it out. It was a perfect replica of the house we lived in. It even had cutouts of me and my sister playing. I was scared, all parts of my brain were screaming "TURN IT OFF", but curiosity got the hold of me. I started to mess with the level.. I decided to set my sister's cutout on fire. What I heard next was the most painful thing I ever saw and heard. My sister was screaming.. She was burning.. In a mater of seconds my sister had exploded into a flaming ball of fire, she ran around the room screaming as she slowly burned, I was so scared all I could do was sit and watch. after a few minuets all that was left was a small pile of ash. since that day I have never played the copy, it sits in my shelf mocking me every day...
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An encounter at 3 AM

I had struggled to get to sleep. The stress of the year and a stomach issue all day had stripped the comfort I'd normally welcome, so I twisted fitfully in bed well into the morning.
Just as I was finally drifting to sleep, I heard a window open. I hurried to reach for my phone, calling 911. I peered out into the hallway, explaining my address and location.
My luck, a passing police truck arrived within the minute. The front door swung open with a heavy boot and an officer presumably entered. I heard a scream. I ran into the living room, shining my phone's flashlight to find the officer cowering in the corner.
...and then I saw it.
The glint of light against trumpet brass and a skeleton holding it. It played a simple 'doo-doot' note with the instrument and the officer and I soiled ourselves out of sheer terror.
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Category:Satire
Category:Skeletons
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
An extremely gory story.

One day there was a man who went into the forest. Little did he know an insane murderous psychopath was following him with a large knife. The man heard a noise, and turned around.....nothing there. The man then turned around again, only to be stabbed in the stomach by the murderer. Blood flowed from his stomach as he screamed in overwhelming pain and fell. The murderer then slit his throat and warm blood sprayed from his neck. As he died, the murderer stuck his hand inside his bleeding throat and ripped out his tounge. The man died, and the murderer carved open his stomach and pulled his intestines out. Chunky bits of meat and blood covered his hands.
After he finished disembowelling him, he gathered all the innards and cooked it up in a pot and ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Then a skeleton popped out.
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An inbred family lives up the road

Now, I'm new to the neighborhood, but I thought there were laws against this stuff. Still, I'm shit poor so when my pal who lived in the area arranged for them to have me over for free food I didn't say no.
They opened the door to a vast house, and the inhabitants looked pleasant enough. No deformities. Girl at the door even flirted with me about how much I would enjoy her buns. She was pretty enough, but I didn't want inbred children. I told her so and she slapped me across the face.
"You stoopid wanker! My family aren't inbred! We're in-bread! I was offering you a meal!"
I left that house in shame, and resolved never to speak the the neighbors again.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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An outlining framework of human bone made itself visible to the naked eye

Oh my god, did I ever tell you about that time that an outlining framework of human bone made itself visible to the naked eye? I think I am going to tell you my tale of how an outlining framework of human bone made itself visible to the naked eye!
It all started on Saturday, when I heard a noise coming from my closet. I didn't even expect that an outlining framework of human bone was going to make itself visible to the naked eye, but it happened. I approached the door carefully, and as soon as I opened the door, an outlining framework of human bone made itself visible to the naked eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111
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Category:Skeletons
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Overused Running Gag
An unexpectedly terrifying thing happened to me today

I saw a really long corn dog, twice as long as normal corn dogs. Seems normal right? But then when I went to sleep for a nap, I had a dream that there was a corndog even longer than that. I also thought about what if there was a hot dog really really long that took all the worlds meat into the same hot dog.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Ana's Friends

In the rather obscure "pro-ana" online community, girls with anorexia nervosa often gather to share their experiences with the eating disorder. Some choose to embrace it.
Others say it chose them. One thing common among most of these girls, however, is their strange embodiment of their mental illness, "Ana".
"When you eat, she starves. When you starve, she eats. Ana is your friend, and she only wants to help you. She is very sick, so she needs a lot of food."
Strangely, these girls often report their friend as constantly belittling them, discouraging them from eating and sending strange messages, constantly reassuring them they only want to help. The way they speak of Ana makes her sound as if she is a real girl, a friend of theirs they trust before anyone else.
So many of these girls seem to religiously follow the word of "Ana" that it seems as if they all truly believe in her, and that her insults are in good faith. Ana eats well because of them, and Ana praises them as their weight sinks lower and lower. A girl who is five-foot-ten and just brushing the underweight line, however, still does not live up to Ana's standards.
At first what seems to most like a crash diet followed by a misguided teenage girl leads to self-mutilation, a complete lack of self-worth and devotion to Ana. Anorexia nervosa will eventually kill one in ten girls who suffer from the disorder—the ones who were Ana's most loyal friends.
The cure was found a month later after reports of suicide.
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Anal Fear

In the tradition of Stephen King, my asshole has come to life and is trying to kill me. Strap in, strap-on, and strap out, cause it's about to get 11/10 spooky.
When I awoke that fateful Thursday (Friday woulda been more alliterative but this is clearly nonfiction) My asshole hurt like the dickens. I get a lot of 'roids cause of the way my typewriter chair sits. Instead of trading up I just changed my Nom de Plume to Ernest Hemingrrhoid.
Anyway, normally I just walk it off but today I wanted to booty bump some of this Yakuza Heroin so I went on down to CVS to get some STUFF. Aisle 15. Gimme that southern comfort.
Wouldn't you know it, no preparation H.
But wait.
What's this?
Preparation X? Id never heard of it. In true hedonic fashion I disrobed right there in the Walgreens (continuity freaks bewaaaaare) and really went to town. Straight up applyin'.
An employee walking by noticed what I did. The horrified look in their eyes told me all I need to know. My asshole was to become haunted. Until I died. Or they're some kinda prude. Either way, I'm on the way home, and something isn't sitting right.
Stay tuned.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
And Afterwards, a Human Skeletal Structure Appeared

A few years prior to this moment in time, a man proceeded to walk down a pavement due to his automobile becoming deceased, and he happened to sight another large automotive vehicle approaching him, and so because of this ordeal, he straightened his shortest finger out in hopes that the owner of the fine automobile may help him be transported to where his destination was to be, and the automobile became still as it was in reasonable range of him. He strolled in a quick manner towards the side of the vehicle meant for passengers, and proceeded to unlock the entrance. As he moved the entrance further away from the side meant for passengers so that he may enter the automobile, a human skeletal structure appeared! 💀
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Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Memes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
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Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Shortpasta
And Then He Turned Around

so this guy was sniping his friend and then he turned around and his friend was shot him with 357.
everyone died the end
Fiev years later, the investigayto peoplx found out taht his friend WAS PHONE
PHONE came out and all zalgo and stuff came all over the muffin based security
so guard attack zalgo but black eye an spilt head open and died the building exploded with trumunduous bom
adn then everydied agin an so edns story of turning around
OR DOS IT? dundundun
20 years later geth infiltarted teh speamteak servar an maed lotz of channelz an we wass mad so we B& dat bitch and stuff.
346 years later commander shepard came and destroyed geth and pepolez was happy so they all got killed by reapers and no one lived except reapers and ratko mladic who then proceeded to commit acts of genocide against the reapers who got prety mad so reapers indoctrinated mladic and mladic killed himself the end
hoap yu enjoied teh creepypsta
but wait it gets betr
so 2 guys stack up on a dore at sum guyz hous and they go in and clear the room and shoot the bad guy in it and download teh files of teh computer
after they go back to the helicopter teh general is all liek "douhavetheDSM" and the guys are like "wegotitsir" then general pull out gun and realize he out of ammo so they all get in helicopter and teh squad leader goes to pilot and realizes that he look like dude in room.
so and then he turned around and they all said
"THEN WHO WAS IN ROOM!?"
then the helicopter crash in the water and evryone died the end not
one guy servive and he swim to a litehouse an inside ther was a ball to take his undr teh see to raptsha and he spoketed to atlas on teh waky taky. after it he goed to andrew ryan and andrew ryan tell him to hit andrew ryan with a golf club so he did so andrew ryan now ded. fontaine was guy in room!
wen the guy swim up to the serfase he finded a iland and he wented on it but on the beech he saw giant enmy crab so he fite teh giant enmy crab with golf club an he hitted the giant enmy crab but golf club broketed. then he run away an hide in teh tree socity an find another beech an he find a plane crash and he find jack an hurley and john locke an he want liv wit dem an maik socity liek sims.
to be continu
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And nothing happened

There was this video called and nothing happened. When it started, it showed spongebob and squidward dancing. Then it showed mr. krabs dancing. Then it went back to spongebob and squidward dancing. Then it went to mr. krabs dancing. Then it showed spongebob and squidward dancing in manhattan. Then it showed an all black mr. krabs dancing in front of an explosion. Then it showed spongebob and squidward dancing while the world explodes. Then it showed an all red mr. krabs dancing with a swirled face. Then it showed a creepy spongebob and a creepy squidward dancing. Then it showed mr. krabs laughing at all of the destruction. Then it showed an all black creepy spongebob and an all black creepy squidward dancing. That is one of the most scariest videos ever.
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Category:Old Shit
And on the 8th Day

There were origanally 7 days of creation, right?
But what did god do on the 8th day? And where did hell come from?
Did, God, on the 8th day, create hell?
7+1 (Extra Day, creation of hell) = 8.
But didn't god create hell for satan?
It took 7 days to create our small earth.
But it took 1 day to create hell?
It also took 1 day to create satan, and for satan to be sent to hell.
8+1 = 9.
The nine circles of hell.
Are the 9 days of creation represented in the 9 circles of hell?
Here are my ideas.
On the last day of creation, satan was created. So he would be in the middle of the nine circles.
He is.
In Dante's Inferno, he is said to have 3 faces.
3+3=6
3 sixes:
666.
Proof:
Sign of the beast is 666, and satanic practioners usally write "666" on there forehead.
If satan has 3 heads, he would only need one 6 on each head.
In the year 666, many christains were killed because of their religion.
This was predicted in the bible.
What else did the bible predict?
We can only hope that we don't know yet.
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And then a humanoid scaffold of bone that supports organs, anchors muscles, and protects the brain, lungs, heart and spinal cord manifested itself before my very eyes

One day, I had a dream.
And in that dream, I saw, what was it, oh no, it was a skeleton.
But it wasn't just any skeleton. Let's just say it was a humanoid scaffold of bone that supports organs, anchors muscles, and protects the brain, lungs, heart and spinal cord!
Guess what, though? I opened a door, and suddenly...
Everything...
Went...
Spooky...
And...
Then...
A humanoid scaffold of bone that supports organs, anchors muscles, and protects the brain, lungs, heart and spinal cord manifested itself before my very eyes!!!!
Now let's think about the possibilities of what that could mean.
# A skeleton popped out
# An outlining framework of human bone made itself visible
# A skeletal structure has revealed itself
# A specific construction of rigid organs appeared in front of me
# A foundation of bones made to closely resemble a human showed itself
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Dreams
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
And then a skeleton pooped out!

I like eating people, they're tasty. Sadly, they give me hyper-realistic constipation. I really craved human meat though, so I ate my friend. A while later, I was sitting on the toilet.
And then a skeleton pooped out.
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Category:Potty Humor
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
Androgynous Copypasta

Saw this androgynous but attractive specimen just going on about their business and decided to impose myself.
"Is that a dick bulge or minge in your pants? I need to know if it's socially acceptable amongst my peers to tell people we smashed pissers."
"Excuse me? I don't know who you-"
"My house and my car are worth roughly the same. Financially interchangeable. That's how you know I'm good with money."
"I'm getting the pepper spray."
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Category:Copypasta
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Category:DIALOGUE!
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Andthenahyperrealisticskeletonpoppedout.exe

I'm a big Trollpasta fan. It's been my passion to contribute and add to the abundance of pastas that get kicked around innocently. I have always liked the genres "Hyper-realistic" and "And then a skeleton popped out". They hold the "Random is funny" rule, but they're always a good laugh to get out of.
One day, I was eating some leftovers at Burger King while playing with my hyper-realistic PATRIXXX doll that I had made out of computer parts when an old man, most likely homeless, offered me a Playstation 2 disc cover, with paper replacing the cover. It said "Human Skeleton System" on it. I reluctantly grabbed it from him, and opened the case. It was a blank disc, that had a "Windows Compatibility" sticker on it. Beside it was a... pentagram signed in marker? I laid it as a signature mistake and went home anyway.
I inserted the CD into my hard drive before restarting my computer for an update. After the update was finished downloading, my computer seemed slow. Each time it lost ten frames, the screen became distorted and static played louder and louder. Pentagrams appeared here and there. I was beginning to lose faith in what I have done.
Once I had begun to experience hearing loss in my right ear, The satanic program inside my computer opened a webpage. It was a hyper-realistic skeleton on a blank screen. It looked droopy and depressed as it sat on the nothingness. Bodies exploded into giblets of gore beside the skeleton. It looked at me for long time...
And then a hyper-realistic skeleton popped out.
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Andy Griffith Lost Epesode

So i never watch the Andy Griffith show before ususally old peple from 1953 like 2 watch shows like that beacuse it remind them of when before the world had colors. Any way i was at a yard sale and I found a record called Andy Griffith lost epesode it was only $100 so i bought it using my mamas credit card. teh man that I shoudl be careful when i watch because a skeleton could pop out and any moment . so i said "lol ur dumb" and he started crying and told me to go home so i did.
I put the record in to the bluray player and it started to play the video but it was a hyperrealistic red color and i was so scared that i thrrew up 10 pounds of lolipops. the epesode started with Barney and andy standing on the sidewalk when the fat drunk guy came aournd the corner. Barney then shot him in the face and he died. Then a skeleton poped out and Andy said he had to go home so the he could eat his dinner but he wanted to show Aunt Bee the skeleton. Barny said that he had to go buy a wedding dress because he had to find someone to marry. 
Later andy got to his house and Opey had a hyperrealistic nose and Andy said "U stupid kid you need to die" then he shot him in his face and he died. then Ant Bee come in the room and said "U stupid loser! I will cook Opey in the pot for your dinner now eat!" the next hours of the epesode wer just of Aunt Bee crammin food in the mouth of Andy then Andy was fat and Ant Bee said "lol now ur fat enough for me to feed you 2 Patrixx!" then Patrixx and his girlfriend Patricixx entered the room with barney in his wedding dress and Barney Said "I found who I'm gonna marry! I'm gonna marry Patricixx!" then Patricixx saided " Lololol u so stupid your just food for me and Patrixx! I'm not marry you even if you sucked my knickers!!!" then Barney started to cry and Patrixx and Patricixx saided "Surrenda naw diiiiiiiiiie!" then they ated Andy cooked Opey Aunt Bee and Barney fife then they looked at the camera and said "You're next!" then Patrixx's underwear is comming out of the screen and it touch my face and then I died
ur next
t end
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
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Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Angel Furby

You know those new 2012 Furby things? Well my younger friend, Ameia, got one. It was white and looked more furry than feathery. She first used it when I came over. 
When she opened the box I was surprised. It looked old and used. The furby was a yellowish color. She unscrewed it herself and put in the batteries. I laughed as the furby was dancing while she screwed the bottom back on. The furby was cute. It would dance, talk furbish, etc. It soon changed into a diva furby. I could make ot some words like, "omg!" and "what a joke!" My friend had fun with the furby while I turned on the radio.
"Aww! It likes the music," Ameia said. The furby went back and forth on its stubby feet.
"What are you going to name it?" I said while petting it. She pondered for a moment.
"Hmm. How about Angel?" Ameia said.
"It's white and furry, like a cloud. I guess that works," I said.
"Ameia!" her mom called.
"What?" she yelled.
"You have chores," her mom said back at her. Ameia ran down stairs.
I decided as a joke I would turn the furby evil. I fed the furby way too much, the weird thing is it asked for more instead of puking. Then the furby freaked out and changed into an evil furby. I wanted it to be a surprise so I left the furby alone until it fell asleep. I was about to turn up the music then Ameia came up. Ameia woke up Angel while I struggled to hold in my laughs. "What happened!" Ameia gasped angrily.
"I don't know but I can fix him," I said. I saw she was mad, maybe it was too cruel of a joke. I pet the furby and tickled it but it didn't respond.
"How about you feed me?" Angel said. I gasped. It was perfect English! I pushed on its tongue. "Oh that tastes good! How about I taste you?" Angel turned to Ameia. Ameia gladly put her finger in its mouth. "Yum! Again!" Angel said. Ameia put her finger in the bird's mouth and this time it bite her. 
"Ow! That hurt!" Ameia exclaimed. I noticed her finger was bleeding.
Angel chuckled. "How about you my dearie?" Angel said turning to me. I started to back up and then Angel pounced. Angel hit the wall. "What the fuck?" Angel yelled at me. The furbies weren't supposed to know cuss words. The furby pounced at me again and got my face. It felt like it was burning. I blacked out. 
"Hi there," a doctor said.
"What happened?" I questioned sleepily.
"You have severe burns to your face," she said. 
"From what?" I asked.
"We don't know. And your friend here won't tell us she keeps mumbling about her finger," the doctor got out of the way so I could see. Ameia was rocking back and forth on a bed.
"The furby," I stated.
"No, no, no, no, no, your furby is right here," the doctor said pointing to a cute white furry pet. 
"The last thing I saw was a furby coming to my face," I explained.
"No. The furby was in it's box according to your mom"
I stopped in my first word. I lied back down. I started mumbling too.
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