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==Communist Pencils in Israel and the Palestinian territories==
Communist Pencils exist in Israel and the Palestinian territories, just as they do in countries such as the United Kingdom, the United States, and Eswatini.
==Overview==
Pencils in Israel and the Palestinian territories are fundamentally the same as pencils in other countries. This can be said for both lead and colored ones. The primary purpose of pencils in both countries remains the same.
==See also==
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Category:Arab–Israeli conflict
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Category:Middle East
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