Bad Guys Finish First

Bad Guys Finish First is a gen 120-page anthology.
"For the people who cheer the so-called 'Bad Guys'."
==Artists==
The interior illustrations are by Sabina Mollot, Robert W. Howington, Patricia A. Roe, Kat Jaz, Denise Stovin, David B. Riley, Tippi Blevins, Peter Francis, Joanne Madge, and Louise Dragon.
The front cover is by Peter Francis, the back by Patricia A. Roe.
==From the Editorial==
==Contents==
* Bad EttiQuette by Denise Stovin (Star Trek: TNG) (a Q and Guinan story) (5)
* Tours in Prison, poem by Robert Loudin (a poke at Penn State) (9)
* Efficiency Expert by Don Hornbostel (10)
* In a Room That Leads to the Alley, poem by Robert W. Howington (14)
* Graft Job, poem by john alan douglas (15)
* Painted Branches by Louise Dragon (16)
* The Artist, poem by Saadia R (20)
* Anti Xmas I, poem by john alan douglas (21)
* How the Wolf Got Revenge by Kat Jaz (22)
* Atop the Jungle, poem by john alan douglas (25)
* Tick-Tock by David G. Baraett (26)
* He Was A Very Stubborn S.O.B., poem by Robert W. Howington (33)
* Torturer to a Prisoner of War, poem by Jocko (34)
* The Cretan Priestess by Nyani Martin (35)
* The Dumb Luck of the Stupid, poem by Robert W. Howington (36)
* First Lady by Barbara Custer (Dark Shadows) (37)
* Devious Trio, poem by Betty J. Silconas (49)
* Killing Spree by Robert Steven Rhine (50)
* Too Chicken Shit to Call the Cops We Sat There and Listened to O Tell Us How He Had Just Murdered Two People Execution Style, poem by Robert W. Howington (52)
* A Tall Tale by Larry Letemplier (53)
* a cardboard life, poem by Robert Loudin (58)
* Rags to Riches, poem by john alan douglas (58)
* Borg! by Joanne Madge (Star Trek: TNG) (59)
* Vampyre, poem by Riyn Gray (65)
* Pablo Escobar Searches For Visible Signs, poem by Jocko (66)
* The Carnivorist, poem by Jocko (69)
* Taking Out the Garbage by Robert Steven Rhine (70)
* My Love-Poem to DeNomolos, poem by Joan Smash (74)
* The Smell of Gunsmoke, The Cry of Dogs by Aaron B. Larson (75)
* Chain of Things to Come, poem by Jocko (77)
* Just No Pleasing ... by Denise Stovin (The Muppets) (78)
* the cyclops speaks, poem by john alan douglas (81)
* The Snowman by Larry Letemplier (82)
* crowding the roads, poem by Robert Loudin (88)
* One Night Stand by Dinah Bear (89)
* My Mortal Love, poem by Patricia A. Roe (90)
* The Violence On TV, poem by Jorko (92)
* Burned Alive by Robert Steven Rhine (93)
* Mister Coyote by David B. Riley (Roadrunner and Coyote) (96)
* Vacation, poem by Saadia R (98)
* Some Poems Make Sense, poem by Robert W. Howington (99)
* Useless Distinction, poem by Saadia R (100)
* Brooms by Jon-Michael Emory (102)
* Trailblazer, poem by Robert Loudin (108)
* Close Your Eyes by R.J. Fanucchi (109)
* "Taking It With You!", poem by Betty J. Silconas (112)
* Learning to Speak Klingon, poem by Jocko (Star Trek) (113)
* The Love of a Night Crawler by Rhonda Stovin (Nick Knight) (114)
* Irks, poem by Saadia R (123)
==Sample Interior==
File:badguys1.jpg|Patricia A. Roe
File:badguys2.jpg|Joanne Madge
File:badguys3.jpg|sample poem
File:badguys4.jpg|Patricia A. Roe
File:badguys5.jpg|illo by Kat Jaz
File:badguys6.jpg|illo by Denise Stovin
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Category:Original Fiction
Category:1994 Zines