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The Sonac.eke Adventure

It was just like any other day....i decided to buy a sonic the hedgehog game cartridge.....i bought it from a drug dealer who gave me snow during the summer...after buying the game i decided to play it on my sega machine thingy.....little did i know that it was going to be horrible....i invited my friend cookie to play the game with me, after all, im pretty sure she is a big fan of the sonic series....after i invited her we started playing normally..until after i beat greenhill zone it teleported me to a world map....at first i was just playing normally but cookie, being a sonic fan, recognized there was not a world map in sonic the hedgehog....i got suspicious...but i kept playing. After beating the entirety of greenhills i got teleported to the world map, but every texture of the game was replaced by sonac.eke!!
i was so scared cause even when i was inside game it was sonac.eke....i was so scared that i pooped my pants...at first nobody noticed but then the smell became a problem....after that i cleaned myself up and cookie then decided to leave...she said "this sucks. Sonac.eke sucks. Im out." apparently sonac.eke heard that, because sonac.eke came into our home and threw cookie into the television, then said "BLAST OFF" and jumped through the ceiling...after that sonac.eke was chasing me inside the game, but i was controlling cookie. If i didn't play good, then my friend would be dead. Eventually i got to eggman but his body was MANGLED!!!!
I was so scared. But then freddy fazbear came over and helped me fight sonac.eke...he was going har har har har har har har har har har and sonac.eke was defenseless..unfortunately tails.eke came and beat up freddy fazbear! After that i had to use cookie to defeat tails....after i killed tails in a super hard boss fight, and almost killed cookie cause of how hard it was, i had to fight sonac.eke, who was even harder to beat. He was so much harder to beat that cookie thought she was going to die. I beat him though, and he got so mad that he unleashed his half-demon half-angel form! He teleported behind cookie and said "any last words?" after that i had to fight a boss fight even HARDER than sonac.eke!! After i beat him cookie came back into the room and sonac.eke broke into my house and ate all my pizza and then ate my dog the end
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Category:Sonic
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The Song

June 8th, 2012
Dear Diary, I can't keep this to myself anymore. I can't get the DAMN SONG OUT OF MY HEAD! So, here goes. Back when I was younger, when my brother was still alive, I lived on Hudson St. in Conneticut. I was a normal child, large friend pool, 6th grade, the rest of my life ahead of me. But then, my life changed. We had a neighbor named Mrs. Jones. She was your typical old lady, keeping baseballs that fell in her lawn, yell ing at kids, but noone ever suspected what she did to my brother. One day not unlike any other, I was walking home from school with my brother James. We saw Mrs. Jones and said hello like any other kid would, but then, she sent out a pitbull, a vicious, bloodthirsty pitbull straight at us. It went right at my brother, gnawing at his leg, ripping the flesh and hair off. We were both screaming and crying. He kept screaming out "it hurts!" "it hurts!" Mrs. Jones was just laughing like there was no tomorrow while my brother and I just kept crying. A minute of that later, I gethered up all my strength and took out my brother's femur and hit the dog head on. To my surprise, it bit the bone and went straight at Mrs. Jones. She went out crying and screaming not unlike my brother's and climbed up a telephone pole. Then, the dog knocked it over, went over, and started knawing on Mrs. Jones' bones, leaving me alone. But what I will always remember is a noun is any person you can know, and anything that you can show and anywhere that you can go, you know they're nouns, a nouns a special kind of word. I find it quite interesting, a nouns a person, place or thing.
The song
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Category:Satire
Category:Jornel
Category:Music
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The Sonic & Knuckles Show: Intro (Unreleased Variant)

Do You The Sonic & Knuckles Show Intro Variants We'll There's One Variant That Was So Much Creepy That It Was Creepy That It Was Deleted From The Fourth Episode When I Was 8 I Got Emailed By Freggie Here's What It Reads: (Hello What Your About To See Is A Variant That It Was Quickly Deleted Because Of How Horrified It Was Watch It At Your Own Risk) Among With An Dailymotion Upload Link To The Deleted Variant I Clicked On The Dailymotion Upload Before It Started There Was A Warning (This Variant Your About To See Was Deleted Because Of It Being Violent & Horror & Gore Watch It At Your Own Risk) The Deleted Started There Was No Knuckles In The Intro Then After 10 Seconds Sonic Then Begins To Disappears But After 10 Seconds Knuckles Then Jumpscares The Screen Then It Show The Sonic & Knuckles Show In Blood Font Then The Video Ends I Then Emailed Freggie About This Variant Of The Sonic And Knuckles Show Intro Then Freggie Emailed: (Hi How Then You Find That Variant It Was An Hacker Who Stoled My Videos & Then Upload Then To Dailymotion But The Hacker Hacked Into My Account & Emailed You About This & Then The Hacker Begin To Uploaded The Variant) I Then Checked On The Video But It Was Deleted So If You Got The Email With The Dailymotion Link To The Deleted Variant To The Sonic & Knuckles Show Intro DO NOT CLICK ON IT
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Category:Sonic
Category:Pointless Violence
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The Soothsayer's Curse

Jaden continued up the stone stairs that had been carved into the mountain a millenium ago. Exhausted, his footsteps dragged over the rock, taking him slowly closer to his goal. The wisest man in the land. The man who knows all, who has seen all since time itself began. The man who has seen the beginning and end of time. The soothsayer. He dragged himself into a dimly lit cave, nearly collapsing with the effort. He raised his head, barely able to make out the stony countenance in the firelight. A flicker of life. Emotion? Was that bemusement? "You have come a long way, young Jaden, and I do have that which you seek" the voice thundered throughout the cave. "Many have perished seeking my guidance, and many more have suffered in vain attempts at disproving my prophecies" he continued. Question after question raced through Jaden's mind, but he found himself unable to articulate a single one of them. "No need," interrupted the soothsayer. "The answer to all your questions lies directly to your right." Jaden glanced to his right, unable to make out anything in the darkness of the cave. "APPROACH IT!" bellowed the soothsayer, clearly losing patience. As he approached the wall of the cave, Jaden's fear was slowly replaced by confusion. Where he had expected to find some ancient rune, some glowing orb of pure knowledge, there sat only a mirror. As he turned gaze to meet the soothsayer's, Jaden was met with a toothy grin. "I can see in your face your confusion, dear man. You see only a mirror, correct?" Jaden nodded in affirmation, suddenly horrorstruck. "Look again, dear man. Look again" came the soothsayer's response. "The mirror is not real. For, you see, our eyes are not real." As Jaden stared in horror at the mirror, he watched his eyes slowly melt from their sockets as his vision was overcome with blackness, the soothsayer's cackles echoing through the cavern for what seemed to be an eternity. Then there was silence.
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Sound

There.
He heard it again.
That damn clattering no one else heard. Was he going crazy? He remembered hearing it once a year, always on the same night. No matter how little he slept the days before, he always woke up when the noise started.
His parents still didn't believe him. They never had when he asked them if they'd heard it too. Maybe he was just going crazy like they said every time he mentioned it. This year, he was going to prove them wrong.
He could still hear the sound. Whoever was in his house was eating now. It made him a little mad thinking about intruders going through their belongings and eating food from them. He got up, grabbed his baseball bat and creeped out of his room down into the living room. He snuck up behind the man and struck him on the head, hard.
For over a minute, he stood completely still, too scared to breathe but ready to strike again if the guy got up.
At last, he was sure he'd knocked him out hard enough. He turned the lights on and decided to call the cops. He turned over just as he picked up the phone to make sure the man was still there. There was milk everywhere and bits of cookies.
WHY DID HE HAVE TO KILL SANTA? WHY OH WHY?
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The Sound of Silence

Watch me dance as I crawl through the floor
Watch the bells ring through your ears
Look at me with my elegant brown hair flow through the air
Watch my white skin grave the wind
I watched you gaze me as I dance
My red dress is distracting you
How delightful of you
Being so lustful
Ugly pig
Disgraceful of you
The bells ringing through your ears
Loud as possible
Listen them jingle and chime
Watch me now as I walk by pass you, touching your ears
Now, stay still as I touch you with my lush lips upon your cheek
Slowly kissing you while my red lipstick smears your cheek
I'm done with you
Watch the door closed right behind you
While you sleep on the couch, sleeping silently.
While your breath goes silent.
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Category:Dreams
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The Spaghetti Hypothesis

You're on a train, heading for a place that is a metaphor for something that ostensibly has some kind of profound meaning, but you can't remember what it is so you look out the window. You stare beyond the new-fallen snow that covers the sullen landscape into the twisted visage of your inner self reflected in the broken mirror located in the darkest depths of the bottomless black abyss of your soul. You find this very strange, so you turn around and see a man standing behind you in the center of the aisle. 
He is dressed in white attire; his skin is an unnaturally pale, almost ghostly white. Even his hair is as white as the new-fallen snow. The only thing about him that isn't white is his eyes, which are pitch black.
Suddenly you find yourself sitting in front of an old television set the screen flickers on and there is static the man appears and you realize the man is the static so you punch the screen but then you realize you are the man and also the static so you punch yourself but you can't because you're static but you do and you die and the man haunts you as a ghost forever but you are the man so you haunt yourself HE LIVES INSIDE YOU INSIDE YOURSELF THERE IS BUT ONE FLEE IN TERROR FOR THE TERRIBLE BEAST WHO HASETH THE HEAD OF A HAND OF THE INFINITE VOID THAT IS THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF YOUR VERY EXISTENCE COMES TO BASK IN CELESTIAL BODIES OF PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND ITS TRUE FORM THAT LIVES INSIDE YOUR TUMOROUS BRAIN BRING FORTH THE COW IT SPEAKS THE COW HAS SPOKEN FOR THEY ARE NOT DEAD THEY ARE NOT LIVING THEY CANNOT BE STOPPED RESISTANCE IS FUTILE IT IS YOU THE COW YOU ARE THE COW THE COW IS ONE ONE IS EVERYTHING BUT NOTHING IS ONE YOU ARE BUT ONE FOR ALL FOR NOTHING IS ALL PRAISE THE COW
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Category:Ghoooosts
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:The Title Is A Lie
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Category:Shortpasta
The Special Book

Hello. I'm a young teenager who had a weird experience as a young child. Yes, this is part of my memory, not something I made up, but I just don't know if it was real or a dream.
Okay, it was back in second grade and I was a real bookworm. I read books all the time, so when I saw a story about a young girl and a tree, I just decided to read it. I don't remember the title, so let's just call it The Tree.
When I opened up the book, I saw a young girl writing in a book. The book said she was was writing about how much she loved the tree. She said she loved how it was just a nice place to hang out. It was a short book, and I can't remember much, but I remember two or more pages had her still writing in her book about that tree. It sounds stupid now, but I didn't mind back then.
Then, things started taking a turn for the worse. The next page showed her in her room, getting ready to go out to her little hangout spot, the tree, once again. The next page, however, shows her mother yelling at her about having to get out of the house.
Following that, she was packing up her things, then her mother came in again and told her she could only take the things she absolutely needed. The next picture showed her looking out the window, while the sky had a blood red color. It then showed her writing in her book in the tree one last time, saying how she'll miss the tree, as well as her home and her belongings.
It then showed her getting on a bus. At this point, the reason she's leaving still isn't explained. The final page showed her looking from the back of the bus and it showed a METEOR hit her house! It was as big as the house, and to this day, I still wonder how she survived.
Well, it's been five years, and I haven't found any evidence of the book. If I was older, I would have showed it to someone, but I was seven at the time and I didn't know any better, so I didn't know it was abnormal. Maybe it was just a dream, but who knows. Maybe it was real, but until then, I will spend my entire life trying to find evidence. I'll go back to the classroom, I'll look on eBay, I just got to find evidence. If you find evidence, please message me, I need solid evidence. I need it. Please help.
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The Spirit Temple

The Sisters await and lie deep within
Awaiting, and causing your every Sin.
The fire will burn you to the bone
The Magic has been shown
The ice will freeze you to the soul
Falling deep into the dark black hole
Katake and Koume awaiting the night
Ready and prepared for the fight;
Iron Knuckle and Gauntlet to help or kill
Test your moves, test your skill
Making you crazy, making you mental
Welcome to the Spirit Temple
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Lost VHS

One day, I was at A store looking for DVDs. I found a VHS hidden in the DVDs. It was called SpongeBob's Weird Dreams. I put in the VHS in my mom's old VCR player, just as I got home. There was no name for this episode. It showed a blank title card. No credit were shown.
We get to the episode it begins with SpongeBob cursing everyone. Here what he said "Sandy you piece of S&!^" and "Patrick you are such a dumb@$$". I wonder why he is swearing to them. I thought this was a kid show. So later they go to Sandy's tree dome. Then open the door then said this "Look you b!^(# you are a piece of S&!^". Then they stare directly at me. Really! So I just move my position and they still staring at me. Then later SpongeBob for some reason go closer and put his hand to the camera. Then his hand get out of TV and try to get out of The TV like in the Ring. Then try to kill me so I go downstairs and run vey fast. I knew that he is a sponge so I just see him drying in a hot summer day. Then he turn into a solid cube of dry sponge. So I threw it at a drain pipe. Then I feel safe. Until a skeleton was chasing me. So I grab my dad's axe the threw it at the skeleton. It was weird and also funny. I tell my friend about it and they don't believe me. So I brought a bone and found the dry sponge to my friend. Then their jaw drop. It was funny
The real horror isn't this alleged lost VHS I found, the true terror is my current status with alcohol. As a child I was chronically abused by my father, both physically and mentally. My mother would always give in to his violent threats. One night, my father got so hammered he hit her with a lamp. It scarred me for life. Now, I pride myself off the taste of Foster's, furiously jacking off in my Thomas the Tank Engine bed. I'm an avid viewer of Adventure Time porn, and an addicted user of illegal marijuana and acid. Please, don't end up like me. I'm still in pain. Thank you... Another Note, I watched the VHS again but it changed, Because the government changed it to CABAGES! Which I use it for my dinner.
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The SpongeBob Squarepants Early Reel

In late March of 2009, American marine educator Stephen Hillenburg created an early reel for an unaired episode of his show, SpongeBob SquarePants, but it has rarely been seen since.
What you're about to read is a recount from American actor Tom Kenny, who voices he title character, as she closely watched the early reel...
== The SpongeBob Squarepants Early Reel ==
4 years ago, the animators here at Nickelodeon had made The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, and to be honest, I was gob-smacked about it! ... We all observed the 5 large monitors on the wall, silently waiting for something to happen. Mr. Krabs sat alone in the fry cook section of the Krusty Krab, dumbstruck by Mrs. Puff's demonic chanting, staring at the monitors with confused expressions on their faces. And after about five minutes, I felt something...
I cannot explain what exactly it was, but a horrible feeling of dread washed over me, riddling me with fear. It was then that the computer and the ground underneath us actually began to shake subtly and the lights began to flash up and down and vice versa. Mrs. Puff continued chanting into the microphone as if nothing was off or wrong while SpongeBob began dashing around the fry cook section, screaming for help. Then suddenly the ground stopped shaking, and the monitor's image turned into static.
The air began to become very heavy as we all stared at the monitors, waiting for them to regain their image and show us what was happening or had happened in those three rooms.
For a while all was silent, but then there was screaming. The screams of Patrick Star going through agony and unbearable pain and terror began to echo through the compound. The similar screams of men began to coincide with the woman's terrified screams and together they mixed into an awful symphony of pain and fear that beat mercilessly into our ears.
It was 10:13 PM when the screaming finally stopped; the monitors had yet to reveal to us what had occurred in those three rooms. As soon as the screaming ended, Zimmerman stood and dismissed us all for the night, adding that we were all forbidden to come back into the compound until 10:00 AM tomorrow morning, not like any of us wanted to. We all solemnly made our way out of the compound and towards the cabins and settled in for the night. I feel it is safe to say that not all of us slept well that night, and I wasn't one of them.
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
The Spongebob Massacre

For years I was a big Spongebob fan, I watched all the seasons. from the first in early 1999 to the newest season, season 583. I owned all the Spongebob items including the rare sponge dildo that they put out, I don't use it often but well. I found a seemingly rare Spongebob CD at a flea market today. I was able to get it for 1€, the seller seemed very pleased when I got it at this unbeatable price (and the seller I have also beaten).
The CD had the inscription "Spongebob Lost Episode Don't Watch or Spongebob Will Cum". White liquid was also on it but I didn't want to know what it was, surely some sauce. When I got home I started my PC right away and popped the CD in the drive and closed it. The CD had 666 files, 665 of them were Spongebob porn (awesome) and the other file was called: The Spongebob Massacre. This is what I watched after I watched the other 665 files. The beginning was like any other normal episode of Spongebob, but at minute 3:12 the spectacle began. Spongebob went to Patrick and tried to sell him heroin. "What the FUCK IS THAT?!" I yelled so loud that the neighbors called the police and told me to shut the fuck up. Well, when Patrick said he wasn't into heroin and that Spongebob was a bastard, Spongebob took a sawed-off shotgun and shot Patrick straight in the face. Loud screams were heard and Patrick's disfigured face was shown. Patrick's lifeless body fell to the ground and Spongebob turned to the camera. For a full 2 minutes he looked at me and his eyes turned black!!!! After that he said, "your mom, yeah the old biddy, she's next!" and my pc got a bluescreen.
I threw my pc out of the closed window and ran to mother and said to her, "MOTHER!!!! Spongebob wants to get you!!! We have to escape!", but she said to me: "Robert you are already 35 and you don't have a job, I think this Spongebob addiction makes you a complete fool." I couldn't believe what my mother was saying to me, was she even my mother? How could she possibly blame Spongebob for my failure. UNBELIVEABLE! I went to bed and never spoke another word to her. I had dreams about Spongebob doing a sexual act with me, that was very cool. Next day I saw Spongebob everywhere, it was a miracle, this CD had enriched my life. But Spongebob looked different, somehow.... gay... He was wearing pride clothes.... I ran away as fast as I could but he caught up with me and SHOT ME?!?!?!?!.
Send this message to 842 people in your contact list or Spongebob will make you gay tonight at 3:00am!!!!
Erik didn't believe this message and Spongebob came to him and STOLE HIS PENIS?!?!?!! Claus sent this to only 35 people because he had hardly any people and Spongebob stole his TESTICLE!?!?
Titian sent this message to 842 people and Spongebob gave Titian 25€ as a reward. 
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