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Donald Trump Won

Trump won and it was time for his election speech. Donald walked up to the podium, which had "DONALD TRUMP" written in big letters on the front, to speak. Some people noticed a piece of cloth stuck to the right of the nameplate, but gave it no mind.
Donald Trump started speaking: "My fellow Americans, the time has come to build a wall! But not one separating us from Mexico and China! A great wall, separating the bones from the flesh!"
With that, Donald grabbed both of his cheeks, and spread his arms out with great might, tearing off both halves of his face! As the blood fell down, an evil grinning skull was revealed, with a single glowing yellow eye. "The game has ended for the flesh fuccbois! The era of spooky skeletons begins NOW!"
With that last word, Trump slammed his fist against the podium, causing the cloth to fall off the nameplate. The full name of Donald Trump was finally revealed: "DONALD TRUMPET"
Donald Trumpet picked up a trumpet from behind his podium and played two notes on it! The sound cause all who heard it to tear off their face! And that's how Donald Trump started the skeleton war.
Donald dooted on his trumpet, commanding the skeleton army to attack! However, a loud cough knocked down all the skeletons! It was Hillary Clinton! She would not accept defeat so easily!
"Donald Trumpet, my arch-nemesis and commander of all things bony, you think you have won just because you rule the world of the living? Life is but a meaningless speck among the eternity of death!"
With this, Hillary crossed her arms, grabbing her shoulders, and tore her flesh in two! But this time, the skeleton within her clattered against the ground, as the two halves of her skin rejoined to form a complete, but boneless, human body.
Clinton pointed towards the skeleton army and yelled "CHARGE!" With this, the angry people who had voted for Hillary ran forwards towards the skeletons. They all felt severe pain as their bones started contorting in their bodies, before suddenly bursting out of their flesh! The reverse-skeletons fell to the ground in pain, but quickly stood back up as the holes in their flesh closed rapidly. The flesh army and the skeleton army clashed, destroying the entire USA. Both armies annihilated each other until nothing was left. With both of its opponents finally out of the way, Giant Meteor was finally the true winner of the election, and it destroyed the rest of the world.
THE END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Skeletons
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Donald Trump leaked Incriminating video

You all know Eminem, right? What you don't know is that he was silenced before he could reveal the true crimes of President Donald Trump. The video below was leaked to me by my uncle who worked for CNN. He recorded it and sent it to me, but I destroyed the copy after uploading it. The video is here: 
If Eminem isn't heard from after this tape is released, god help us all...
The video below clearly details Eminem's horrific retelling of the true nature of Trump. He goes into graphic detail about the president's racism, xenophobia, and plans for nuclear war.
The american people deserve the truth. Here you are.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Donald Trump vs Kim Jong-Un

[In a moving traincar]
Donald pulled out his AR-15, and Kim pulled out his AK-47, 근위 연대! 공격! Commanded Kim, and his guards jumped Head-first at Trump, and Trump headshotted them all, and there was blood. Donald aimed his AR-15, and pulled the trigger, and Kim was down to one health. Kim, feeling suicidal, threw a grenade at Trump, and Trump was down to 5 Health, Donald threw his Phone (a Nokia) at Kim, but Kim dodged it, but it destroyed the Locomotive. Kim began preparing his Ultimate, Hooves of Chollima, but it was not to be, for Trump threw his nuclear briefcase at Kim's head, and he was killed. Trump went to the bathroom, but their was a glitch and he fell through the world and died.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:BATTELS
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Donatello's Depression

My name is Emilia, I'm a pre-teen, and I am the one who is being bullied by my mom and her new boyfriend.
I found something strange on my favorite show of Teenage mutant Ninja turtle, but just the 2012 version, something was going wrong
So I am telling you this story...
==August 4th 2014==
I had been watching my favorite tv show called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I was excited to watch it because of the air premiere. But I had to wait for my mom's boyfriend...3 years later...my mom's boyfriend went on a date with my mom....so I went downstairs and watched it...but the title was different like a sad one, with sadness...I ignored it, I watched more and I saw my favorite character Donatello, so I was happy...Donnie said he was gonna get married to April 'O'Neil, he was excited about the marring thing...so he gets ready...but he forgot because he had some lab work to finish, so he did. But he fell asleep...until he woke up from his nap.
I was so confused why he would fall asleep during today's wedding, so I was still watching it...until my mom and my mom's boyfriend came home, they both got home, they got drunk...they bullied me....I was being beaten up, and I was crying...that is when Donnie got told by her brothers that he would not like it, he saw April'O'neil marrying Casey Jones, he got mad and he was so mad and wanna have revenge.
He became depressed and he was gonna kill himself, he was gonna hang himself. But he did not want to...but then someone kicked the chair and hanged him to death....Donatello was choking to death... the final action he did...was looking at the person...it was not his brothers....it was Zalgo....the demon...Donatello died...but...then the TV went to static....some ink was coming out of the TV....My mom and her boyfriend looked....they were terrified.
Then it showed Casey Jones dead....They saw a turtle that looked so creepy...then it came out of the TV...then it attacked the boyfriend and killed him....so he went to my mother next...he snapped my mom's neck...he looked at me...I was terrified...then he said "Don't be scared.....I am your friend". Then he smiled...he ran outside and he left a note for me....I read the message on the note covered in blood "Maybe...we can become friends. since we both are depressed....and I would visit you to help you...oh and my name is Suicide Donatello"
That was the story of a terrifying depressed teenage mutant turtle that kills humans that are abusive parents and abuse their children...but they have to be nice next time or they would face the consequences of death.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Donkey Kong.exe

It was a late night when i decided to play some Donkey Kong 64 on the Nintendo 64. I turned on the television and opened up a cardboard box of old games that my father used to play. He doesn't live with us any more a few months ago he disappeared.I shuffled through the box looking for Donkey Kong 64. I found it and popped it into the Nintendo and
Category:Trollpasta
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:File Extensions
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Donkey Kong: The Forgotten Character

One day in January I was scrolling through amazon looking for a game to go on my switch I found a limited edition Donkey Kong 64 on the switch game. I decided to order it and I saw a character called "Lanky Kong." I didn't know who this character was I've only played "Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze." And when I decided to pick him that's when things started to get weird.. I liked his ability. His rocket boots are super cool I thought to my self. As I played the level his eyes were missing! Then his clothes turned recolored.. Then his eyes reappeared but they were drooping blood I started to get creeped out... so I tried picking the other characters. Then on the character pick screen they were all dead. I turned to TV off and started crying. Then the TV turned back on it had letters in red that said "DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME? EVERYBODY FORGETS ABOUT ME!" then a cheap screamer happens with the Jeff the killer face "How unoriginal." I thought. Well it's prob a troller. Then i looked on my fridge that had a picture of lanky kong. The end
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Wall of Text
Donkey Kong 64 Bootleg Version

Everyone Loves Donkey Kong 64, With the Exception of the DK Arcade Game, or the Jetpac Game. I Wanted to buy Donkey Kong 64 For my 10th Birthday, Which came with a Banana Yellow Cartridge and of course, the Expansion Pak.
I Went to a Store Called "Rareware Games". The Store was Old, But had Rareware Games Such as Perfect Dark, Banjo- Kazooie, Banjo- Tooie, And a Jetpac Game Disc. I Found DK64 There, But the Shop Owner gave it to me for free for Unknown Reasons.
I Saw the Box Art, But King K Rool was Holding a Shotgun, and Donkey Kong, Lanky Kong, Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong, had Bloodshot Eyes, and their Eyes were Bleeding. I Just Started Up the Game Anyways.
When the Nintendo Logo Came Up, Donkey Kong said "DIE". The N64 and Rareware Logos were Lying Down, While Chunky Kong with a Shotgun, a Chainsaw, and a Sledgehammer, Started to Torture the Logos, By Shooting them With a Gun, and Punching them. Blood Splattered Everywhere.
And, in the DK Rap, Everyone was Lying Down and the Stage had Blood Splattered Over Everywhere. Guts Started to Spill out From Donkey Kong, Tiny Kong, and Lanky Kong. Chunky Kong had a Chainsaw in his mouth. It Was Very Disturbing, So I Pressed Start.
Now, The Save File had a Course Collection, With these three (Killer Caves, Death helm, and Torture Forest). I First Started Killer Caves, Which was Crystal Caves, But Army Dillo was Standing there. I Was playing as Donkey Kong. He Started Laughing and Changed into Grunting and Growling. When I Came up Close, Army Dillo Began to Devour him. Guts Spilled out in the Process. Some Kritters Joined too Eating Donkey Kong as Well.
Now I Played Death helm. Tiny Kong was Standing Nearby King K Rool, Which He Suddenly Grabbed out a Chainsaw, and Started to say
"It is the End of the Line for you, Kong. I Am Cutting you Up!"
Tiny was Hit by a Chainsaw. She was Cut in Half, and King K Rool Grabbed Tiny and Started Eating Tiny's Corpse. K Rool Becomes Red, and Started to Stare At the Screen, and Grabbed the Chainsaw.
"Goodbye, You!"
And Blood Came Up All Over the Screen.
Finally, I Played Death Forest. Death Forest was basically Fungi Forest, But All of the Mushrooms were dead. Suddenly, Kroc Said "Get Out", and Chunky Kong Spawned. Kroc Started to Shoot Chunky, and Chunky was Headshotted, and Chunky Began to Scream in Pain, and fell Down to the Ground, where Lanky Kong was there. Lanky was Later Killed along with Chunky Kong. A Evil Laugh Came Up, Where Some Kremlings Ate them.
The Game Crashed. I Was So Horrified, I Destroyed the Cartridge, And I Won't Play the Cartridge Again.
A Japanese Text Breifly appeared, Which said: "The Spooks of Nintendo Remains".
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Donkey Kong Country: The King Kay Rool's Strike

Today, i looked at the store and i found a cartridge called donkey kong country: the king kay rool's strike. I took it, I played it on my snes. It showed the nintendo and rareware logo, the rareware logo was jumping. I chose donkey kong 1, the intro started, king k rool powered up the potion. the potion released kay rool's energy, and killed king k rool. And, it faded into a black screen. The black screen said, king kay rool is the leader. I started with level 1. the level 1. was black, and ghosts were murdering enemies when i got close on trees. klap traps were munching on the enemies. I finished the first course, and the sonic's laugh came out of the tv's speakers. The screen now showed, DIE PLEASE LEAVE. I started the course, but it was a endless jungle field. there were dead kremling corpses. There was blood everywhere. Now, king kay rool soul appeared, and it chased donkey kong. I runed and runed for like 3 hours, king kay rool finally got him. Donkey kong was taken to the end of the world, and a boss level appeared, it was called, DEAD ANIMALS. I saw a mole, he was choking and died because of the poison air. soon, the poison air appeaed everywhere, the poison was getting deeper. I was scared. There was a room, the room had knives and the knives ran rapidally at donkey kong. donkey kong was now stabbed, and blood came out. And, diddy started crying. diddy ran out, killed himself. now, i gotten to a level, KAY rool duel. The smw final boss theme was playing, and kay rool chased after me. he said,
HEY DONKEY AND DIDDY, YOU CAN'T STOP ME, YOU ARE VERY WEAK.
Now, i kept stomping on him, now he fainted, now the second phase began. he began throwing crowns at me, the crowns were very fast. i stomped on him. the smw final boss theme was playing in reverse. I just defeated the mighty king kay rool. it was too long. king kay rool said,
oh, did you wanted to defeat me? bring dk isle back to peace? it's not over yet, you shall pay the ultimate price. player.
he disappeared, he died and disappeared for good. Now, the credits were playing in a banging piano in suicidemouse.avi. after the credits, the screen said,
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
10 months later, i paid the ultimate price, it was the punishment of pain.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Donkey Kong banana slammas me into the TV

One day I was at a garage sale, and this old lady who was like 400 gave me a super rare donkey kong 64 cartridge. 
It was blue, which is weird because cartridges aren't blue. 
She also gave me a chicken nugget, and I ate it out of her hand So I went home and the house was pitch black, 
but the cartridge started to glow. I didn't question it. I shoved the cartridge into my 32x and the dk rap started to play at full volume, but it went louder.
And louder, then suddenly my house started to shakeake with the sound waves coming out of my sega cd. "HERE WE GO, SO THEY'RE FINALLY BACK" I hear these words uttered, but it was so loud my ears flew outta my head and grew arms to burried themselves into the dirt. Donkey kong suddenly flew out of my tv, he was 8 ft tall and he said "UORUFH YO U ST OLE MY CHMKENN NUGGET" and therew me into the TV Im writing this in the 6th tv dimension, 
never play donkey kong 64, especially if its blue and glowes.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Donkey Kong the movie

back in the 90's I remember these cartoons used to promoted video games like sonic the hedgehog and Super Mario world, there's one show that i liked called Donkey Kong, its my favorite but everyone don't like that cartoon because due to the weird Motion capture animation and love, I later grown up as a adult in 2010's but I have a hidden VHS that i din't show you, It begin in 2018 when i was watching new Gameplay of Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze, my 3 kids were bored becuase there was only 5 kids movies, I decide to buy a VHS on eBay until I found a never before interesting film, Its called Donkey Kong the movie which This is rare, I buy it and I waited to 2 days until it came, I finally take it out but the cover was blank and it has a black text from that video game title, i Told my kids and my wife that i buy a new movie, later at night I heard crying and sniffing, it was the 3 kids which i told them "whats wrong?" 1 kid replied "well its kind of scary for us" I investegate the VHS thought it was a normal movie but well its not, So i check myself if it was scary, the movie began with a logo which the N and G are backwards no reason, it takes place in Munky-Munky Jungle where Diddy kong was getting bananas for donkey kong, he get the banana again for Kong but why donkey was fat? Diddy put a brown spot banana and walks away, Donkey Kong look fear at the brown banana and said " Bananas with Spots Are Barely Bananas At All" Donkey Kong turn into a Giant floating head and went left, Diddy was walking to the banana trees but interrupted by Kong "that banana was insufficient" Diddy got surprised "there aren't any more big ones on the tree" donkey kong appears and said on deep voice "insufficient bananas make donkey Kong very angry" it cuts to Diddys face "You've almost eaten every banana in the jungle" Donkey Kong then Open his mouth and said "ANGRRRY, the static began which it cut to advertising saying "Donkey kong the movie is brought to you by Bonbo's Bananas, unleash the monkey inside you" a head of donkey kong appeared second and again until the ad glitched, it went black which 3 seconds a head of donkey kong pop up, I hear a buzzing sound until the static appeared and it ends there,I got freaked out which I was right, it was scary and disturbing. later I got replied on gmail of a employee from Hong Guang Animation, he said "so you mean't that movie? well it was a pitch pilot for the Donkey Kong series not a movie, someone got fired for this Becuase its not friendly to Diddy kong due to violence and Donkey kong being forced his buddy for Bananas, thank you" I sell the VHS to thrift stores because I don't want to let them watch it, My kids watched other movies on Morden TV like Raya and the last dragon and the Mitchells vs the machine, I know its no longer exist because i search it up, but a animator made a video based on this.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Wall of Text
Dont leave

I was An interen at hasbro and they made a episode called my little pony dont leave I was suprised at the title they said that this episode was one i needed to watch so i watched it and it started with static for 5 minutes then i saw pinky pie with hyper realistic eyes and hyper realistic blood i almost vommitted she then started to killing her friends she was sad and she said don t leave and then pinkie pie with hyper-realistic eyes and blood falling from her eyes and it said 666 on the screen for 5 secoonds then i tryed to turned it off but it wouldn't turn off then pinkie pie killed her last frend luna and then shekilled luna and ate her instenties and jumped out the screen and killled the interns but now she killed me and now im in hell but now Your next...Your next for reading this oh oh she's comingf or me because i didn't right this in the right time oh oh Oh no!! Your next...Reader....
 
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Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
Dont record dig dug at 3AM

my brother really like's dig dug, so when random man offered me a dig dug game for free in back of Willmart alleyway, i said yes.
biggest mistake of life.
SEPTEMBER 14th, 20017
my brother went to school but i was sick so i decided to play with his dig dug i got him from random man.
it started up, all was good. i pressed play and played for a good three hours.
SEPTEMBER 18th, 20017
my brother is doing sleep with his friend and im bored so i started up his dig dug game. i played for whole day.
i took a look at the time. it was 2:32 AM. almost 3AM. i decided to start streaming just because i was getting bored with just playing dig dug with no company.
biggest mistake of life.
i played dig dug, my kindle fire was hanging from cieling and i was life.
i kept playing dig dug for 28 minutes. this was when it got weird.
the enemies werent showing up. it ws really weird but i just kept playing because i love dig dug.
only 1 people joined my life but i didnt care. i kept stream.
i streamed for another hour before getting off.
SEPTEMBER 29th, 20017
my brother went to camp
i put stream on and was now life. i played for whole day again.
i checked time. 3AM.
there was only one person in my life again.
i played for 10 min and then they typed in chat.
randomman: dont record dig dug at 3AM.
i ignore him. what loser bozo.
my dig dug character wasnt showing up and nether the enemies.
SEPTEMBER 34th, 20017
my brother is still camp. i played his dig dug for whole day.
at 3AM i put my kindle fire up and started life.
my dig dug character wasnt moving.
randomman: u have suffer a bad.
i looked over at my dig dug character. it was bleeding hyperrealistic blood from eyes.
randomman: HAHAHA THATS WHAT U GET FOR IT I AM THE MAN WHO GIVE YOU DIG DUG
i was so scared i started shitting hyper realistic shit from my hyper realistic ass.
dont record dig dug at 3AM.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Jornel
Category:Vidya games
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh