Paraguayan War

The Paraguayan War, also known as the War of the Triple Alliance and the Great War in Paraguayball, was a South American war fought from 1864 to 1870 between Paraguayball and the Triple Alliance of the Empire of Brazilball, Argentinaball, and Uruguayball. The war was the deadliest and bloodiest in Latin America's history. It particularly devastated Paraguayball, which suffered catastrophic losses and was forced to cede clay to Empire of Brazilball and Argentinaball. It made Paraguayball hate The Triple Alliance members for turning her into a shitty countryball.
==Prelude==
In 1863  Uruguayball was in a civil war between the  colorados and  blancos political parties, but in 1864  Empire of Brazilball entered the war to help the  colorados, thing that made  Paraguayball angry due to being friend of the  blancos goverment, because of this,  Paraguayball invaded the disputed territory of Matto Grosso between her and  Empire of Brazilball, starting the war.
After successfully invading taking  Mato Grosso do Sulball from  Empire of Brazilball,  Paraguayball wanted to march into  Uruguay to help her friend, BUT, he had to pass through  Argentina to do that, and  Argentinaball said no, so  Paraguayball invaded  Corrientesball to go into  Uruguayball's clay in 1865.
The  colorado party won, and  Empire of Brazilball,  Argentinaball and  Uruguayball firmed the Triple Alliance pact to attack  Paraguayball together.
==Start of the War==
 Argentinaball kicked  Paraguayball out of  Corrientesball, but she wasn't sure if attacking her sister was a good thing to do.
At the same time,  Uruguayball and  Empire of Brazilball kicked  Paraguayball out of  Mato Grosso do Sulball, because of these defeats  Paraguayball retreated to her own clay
==The War==
In 1866 the allies attacked  Paraguayball in the battle of Tuyutí and he loosed the battle and his best troops.
 Empire of Brazilball and  Argentinaball believed that  Paraguayball will be easy to defeat so they went to the Curupaytí battle without preparation against artillery, the result was  Paraguayball's artillery beating the hell out of both of them.
In 1867 the three allies entered  Paraguayball's part of the Parana River and the Second Battle of Tuyutí started, and the allies barely won.
After this,  Paraguayball tried to talk with  Argentinaball to solve the conflict, but it didn't worked.
All this time  Empire of Brazilball was infected with cholera, and  Argentinaball, along with  Uruguayball got infected too.  Argentinaball and  Empire of Brazilball got a very hard time with this, and the  Paraguayan civilians too.
In 1868  Empire of Brazilball defeated  Paraguayball in the battles of Itororó and Abay, making Guay retreat.
 Uruguayball,  Argentina and  Empire of Brazilball totally beat the crap out of  Paraguayball in the Battle of Itá-Ibaté.  Paraguayball had to hide behind  Asunciónball after that.
In 1869  Empire of Brazilball and  Uruguay took  Asunciónball and destroyed him.  Argentinaball didn't wanted to be part of that.
 Paraguayball started becoming crazy, harming herself every time he failed a mission and made Piribebuýball the new capital.
The allies bombed  Paraguayball and the civilians got raped by  Empire of Brazil again, and the Battle of Acosta Ñu started,  Paraguayball attacked with sticks and got massacred.
==End of the war.==
3 of  Paraguayball's capitals during the war falled and she decided to fight the final battle near a river with everything he had left.
 Empire of Brazilball arrived to the place of the battle and the final fight started,  Paraguayball, despite being wounded as hell and barely having things to fight with, she didn't surrendered and both ended up near the river, where  Paraguayball ignored  Empire of Brazilball order to surrender again and shouted her famous line "¡MUERO CON MI PATRIA!" (I DIE WITH MY FATHERLAND!) and charged against  Empire of Brazilball, who made the final push and defeated  Paraguay.
 Paraguay got occupied by  Brazil for 6 years.
== Post-War (1870-Present Day) ==
The poor girl still suffers from the PTSD and some other mental problems, she still pays reparations to  Brazilball and  Argentinaball even though she didn't do much damage to them. Causing her economy to be shitty and his army poor. 
Now  Paraguayball sells pirated products like Chinaball to all other countries of the south america and plays soccer with them too even though she is pretty bad at it. Nothing changed much except  Paraguayball is now bullied by  Brazilball,  Argentinaball and  Uruguayball.  Paraguayball now suffers from economic problems, she is pretty friendly with the others countries now, The other Belligerents only got stronger and kept on their path. 
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