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Rejected Nightmares

== Prologue ==
Well, I'm dead. And since I'm dead, I of course come back to life. Why? Because continuity does not exist in this world. Well, I love Don Hertzfelt. You should know that, if you've read my first story. And you should, because this is a fucking sequel to it. Rejected is Don Herdzfelt's most popular short film. It, if you don't know, is about the creator who makes lots of commercials for different things. As time goes on, the shorts get worse and worse until all the shorts mix together into fucking insanity. Most of the shorts were either gory or didn't make any sense at all. It was mostly known as a web video named "Rejected Cartoons" when the full thing was actually called Rejected. Well, I found a sequel video called "Rejected Nightmares," but I don't know what it's about. It's probably a plot to a fucking stupid creepypasta though.
== Rejected Nightmares ==
It started off as the normal "Rejected" screen, but the background was blood red and it says Rejected Nightmares. It starts off with the normal text on the screen, but it called Don a SERIAL KILLER! It even said that all the commercials were allowed, but it wasn't showing the commercials, it was showing the mind of the person who made them. It was very nightmarish, as you have heard. It's like the original Rejected, but with even more fucking blood and insanity! It keeps on going.... The sketches were even darker than before, and I don't know how you fucking do that shit. Eventually, everyone died at the end. The serial killer Don himself killed them all, and that's not a metaphor. It ended though, but something bad happened.
== Epilogue ==
At the end, I was so happy. I wanted to end this shitty short. But, straight after the short, Don Herdzfelt came out of the screen! He came out with a knife, and he screamed "YOU'VE WATCHED THEM BOTH. NOW I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" "That makes no fucking sense!" I screamed at him. "Oh yes it does, YOU BITCH!" Don said. Millions of little people came out saying, "ALL HAIL TLEFZDREH NOD!" That was a hard name to say, so I'll just call him Nod. He said, "TIME TO FUCKING BATTLE!"
Part 3: The Don Herdzfelt Saga: The Finale
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Rejected Origin Stories: Slender Man

Slender man was once the rich tuxedo wearing CEO of a beauty products company. One day, he was trying to pitch an experimental prototype of a fat dissolving drug to the investors. The investors asked for a demonstration and he happily agreed. He poured the liquid all over his face but nothing happened. The investors were about to leave when suddenly, his body began to shrink in size. The investors began clapping at the sight of this miracle when HIS FACE MELTED OFF! He realized that he must have accidentally used lethal marshmallow injection fluid and so he hit his "in case of shitty fanfic" button. He was taken to a robotic octopus suit which he used to flee into the woods never to be seen again.
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Category:Satire
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Rekt Spinoffs That will never happen

☐ Not rekt
☑ Rekt
☑ Really Rekt
☑ Tyrannosaurus Rekt
☑ Cash4Rekt.com
☑ Grapes of Rekt
☑ Ship Rekt
☑ Rekt markes the spot
☑ Caught rekt handed
☑ The Rekt Side Story
☑ Singin' In The Rekt
☑ Painting The Roses Rekt
☑ Rekt Van Winkle
☑ Parks and Rekt
☑ Lord of the Rekts: The Reking of the King
☑ Star Trekt
☑ The Rekt Prince of Bel-Air
☑ A Game of Rekt
☑ Rektflix
☑ Rekt it like it's hot
☑ RektBox 360
☑ The Rekt-men
☑ School Of Rek
☑ I am Fire, I am Rekt
☑ Rekt and Roll
☑ Professor Rekt
☑ Catcher in the Rekt
☑ Rekt-22
☑ Harry Potter: The Half-Rekt Prince
☑ Great Rektspectations
☑ Paper Scissors Rekt
☑ RektCraft
☑ Grand Rekt Auto V
☑ Call of Rekt: Modern Reking 2
☑ Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Rekt
☑ Rekt It Ralph
☑ Left 4 Rekt
☑ www.rekkit.com
☑ Pokemon: Fire Rekt
☑ The Shawshank Rektemption
☑ The Rektfather
☑ The Rekt Knight
☑ Fiddler on the Rekt
☑ The Rekt Files
☑ The Good, the Bad, and The Rekt
☑ Forrekt Gump
☑ The Silence of the Rekts
☑ The Green Rekt
☑ Gladirekt
☑ Spirekted Away
☑ Terminator 2: Rektment Day
☑ The Rekt Knight Rises
☑ The Rekt King
☑ REKT-E
☑ Citizen Rekt
☑ Requiem for a Rekt
☑ REKT TO REKT ass to ass
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Rektal Conspirasy

Tis is contuation of Rektal Panik, I am stille alaiv, butt my saniti is fadyn kuikly, I dont knov hov lonk I hav left, ame sori for my writink, as I hav barley sense enogh to mak maislef unerstood, so pliss red my messeg, red and utersand it ites my onli hope to klens mai soil befor I dai, I dont hav lonk left.
==Asailm==
I hev been hier 3 montes alredi, and at ferst I dedint mind, bekos it was te onli pleich thathe left me ateh peich, batt datte dedint laseth lonk, becaus I vas havni konstante niet terroz, ate ferst it wase may shaildhood sharacters, whitche I dendint minde, because it geiv me pease at minde. But over the time ther bevior shanged and it sarted to sinester, and on neight sometheng strang hapen, I wok into the drem, at full concious, arond me was a cercil of mein, shaildhud cartoon heros, there were Shrek, Pokemons, Sonic, Mario and even not so known heros like Biker Mice From Urauns and Blenki Byll and many more.
Thei stod in a full cirkel, at ferst, thinked they ver silent, bute over tim I cent her dem a silente shantig. Wenn I turned arond, ther was a opening in the ring with more characts familar form shildehood. Tey stood in a line, aend at teh end I cold see a faint figure, a larerg fugire wieth a jellow burds beek and lareg borwn bode, and jet balck feet.
I cold not help ite but stared walken towarts it, an ass I get klowser, I colt herd whispers penetrating mai skulls, and mye bons danset to a tune I never herd before, dancing towards the berdish fegure, I started to her wespers inside me.
"Mortal"
"Mmmmortal!"
"I know you can hear me"
"Listen to me"
"I am a dying being please let me into your heart"
"Please accept my warmth"
"I beg you to show me mercy please"
I started to feel a warm feeling insed me ant son madtness sorgin ensaid me, suddenly... blakness.
==Awakening==
Fuck fuck fuck fuck, I have no idea what is going on here, I am sitting here feeling normal for the first time, in what would feel like weeks.. maybe even months.
I have no idea what is going on, and I can barely make out anything from the mess of a text that is written above me, looking around me I can see a few bodies, and my hands, they are drenched in blood, I feel physically drained, but I am more alert than I have, It's the middle of the night here, an as far as I can tell I am in a asylum of sorts somwhere, the only thing I can hear is the screams of inmates, it seems something has happened, most probably something that I did with my own hands, but I don't remember anything. I tried the phone, but it seems to be cut off, after writing this, I am going to contact the police trough the internet, and turn myself in. Though it seems that everything some hov is gett in hevier.
Thei, thei vill nevr katch me, not them and espeshally not, him...
Please please before its too late, please
please before its to late.
Please accept my mercy, please play Crappi Burd.
Please accept my mercy, please download Crappi Burd.
Please accept my offer.
I plead from the bottom of my heart.
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Category:Satire
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
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Remember Old ROBLOX?

This... This is it... This is the 3rd day in my life I cried over remembering 2016ish Roblox. I do not know what is real. I can no longer tell right from wrong. My moral compass has left me in it's entirety. I do not know if I need food anymore. Everything I see, touch, feel, smell, all remind me of Roblox. I saw a man eating a cheeseburger, and was instantly reminded of the "Cheezburger" gear on old Roblox... I saw a man hold someone at knife-point, and all I saw was old Murder Mystery 2.
It has gotten so bad to the point where I need to ask the strangers I see if what they are doing really is a "Roblox" reference or not. The man with the knife I was talking about earlier? I stopped the robbery mid way through, and asked him "How many chromas do you own?". He seemed to be incredibly dazed, and did not seem to have a single clue as to what I was talking about. A few seconds passed, and I asked him again, "How many chromas do you own...?". Again, he hesitated in his answer. I did not feel like dealing with his rather offensive and silent disposition he had towards me, so I revealed myself as the "sherriff" and shot him 7 times in the chest, and 4 times in the head. As his wriggling, nearly lifeless corpse fell over, I asked him one more time, "How many chromas do you own?". This time he uttered his last words, before being ruthlessly dragged to a painful death: "I own three...".
Finally satisfied with the answer, I nonchalantly walked aware from the murder scene (yet another Murder Mystery 2 reference!). Fast forward to now, I am in my Jeep (one that has an eerie resemblance to the free model one you can use inside of old Roblox...) and am traveling at 60 studs per second to San Mateo, California. Whatever David Baszucki can do now won't save him. I am out only for blood, and no object, no human, no security system is strong enough to stop me from sacrificing him to John Doe to bring back Old Roblox. This is it. I will bring back old internet. And Alberrsstuff.
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Remember to wash your dishes!

You come home from work. You throw your bag on the floor, and stretches your back. You are ready to relax, but on the way to your room, something catches your eye. It is huge, it is white, some places there are brown stains. It is probably as tall as you, and it is still able to balance on the table.
It's dishes. Tons of them. When you got pregnant with your second, you never had the time to do them. You always told your husband he should do them, but he never did it. And now, there are so many dishes you can't even count them.
Why do you have to do this? You are carrying around another human, you don't deserve this. You ignore the dishes, and try to make it to your room, when you see a shadow moving. It is a quick sound. It catches your curiosity, and you stop and stare at the pile.
You will slowly approach the dishes, trying to avoid the horrifying smell coming for it. You will see it again, rubbing its body against the porcelain, then it will turn, and stare at you with its spoon eyes, and reach out its fork hands, while it laughs in some kind of craze. And by then, it is already too late. It will devour you, and you will hear it's smile as it prepares its teeth to break your skin. You can smell the blood from it, it's gaze is so awful. You feel your throat tighten as you realize your faith.
"N-no" you whisper.
"Yes. YES!" It screams in deep pleasure, and hands you another dish to clean. And so it will go on. Forever.
If you don't do the dishes in the next 24 hours, the being will take you, and make you do dishes forever. Time is ticking.
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Ren's Rampage

Hello, guys. I'm an intern who used to work at Nickelodeon Studios. Pretty fun place, I can already admit that. But one of my experiences wasn't so pleasant. I'm sure you know about The Ren and Stimpy Show. After Season One, John wasn't the same. He interacted less and acted differently.
One episode he created was by far the most disturbing episode. It was named Ren's Rampage. We all gathered around to watch. The first thing we saw in the episode was Ren walking angerily across the house with Stimpy dancing around like an idiot. He then hugs Ren until Ren turns blue, so he struggles out of Stimpy's grasp and says in a mean tone, "You EEDIOT! I weesh I knew how to geet reed of you, ya beeg dumb feline!" Ren meets up with Mr. Horse in a pawn shop, asking him if he knew Stimpy. Mr. Horse replied, "Yes sir, and I didn't like him!" He then gave Ren an RPG-7 to kill Stimpy with.
Everyone watching was shocked. One person left, knewing it wasn't going to turn out good, and the person sitting on my left covered his eyes for the remainer of the episode. Ren then came home, with the RPG-7 disguised as a scratching post, and the trigger was attached to a string attached to a cat treat. Ren then gave it to Stimpy replying, "Ah, smell that sweet scent of gunpowder. Isn't Ren so nice?" He found the treat attached to it, lifted himself up to the top of the scratching post, grabbed the treat which pulled the trigger, and the bullet shot Stimpy. He then fell over as the camera zoomed in on his corpse. It contained photo relistic blood, guts, skeleton, and looked so real, almost like you could touch it.
Ren then emerged from his house announcing, "I know eet all now. THEY ALL MUST BE KEEEEEELED! HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!" He then went onshooting the entire show's cast, along with others he saw. The city became ruins set on fire, as the sky was red. Ren killed three children, and their corpses were so messed up, it was disgusting. The person sitting on my right leaned next to me and barfed. There went my $50 sweater. Most people left, but me and five others kept watching. Ren turned to the camera, faced us, and said, "If you speek of thees, you shall die!!" After, the cartoon irised out. The cartoon was put in Nickelodeon's secret vault and never to be seen ever again. Well, now you know about this lost not-so-much-of-a treasure. But, be careful! If you find a video named "Ren's Rampage.wmv", "Ren's Rampage.avi", "Lost Ren and Stimpy cartoon!", "Unseen Ren and Stimpy episode!", or the like... under no circumstance should you watch it, even if someone tempts you to.
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Ren Izumi

The weather sure is gloomy ... Hi. My name is Ren Izumi, but just call me Ren. I´m currently hiding cuz I have done some stupid things and i don´t know what to do. I am a energetic person, but can tend to be a bit silent and shy at times. I´m 17 years old and I live with my family ... or I did ... Until they were killed ... I have always had this power to ... how to explain it ... manipulate people... like if I told someone to do something either indirect or direct, they would do as I told them to. But my power isn´t just a gift,... its also a curse for me... If i tell people to kill themselves ..... they do ... I should just tell you now that this is a recorded message, so there is no point to even try and find me, cuz I´m long gone by the time anyone finds this ... so i guess i can tell you people a bit about myself. I for instance hate rain, but i like cloudy days, I hate sports and I love music .... a lot. In fact the music is the only thing that keeps me sane for the moment ... It kept my mother alive for so long as it did ... You see .... I spoke by mistake and said «The weather sure is gloomy, well thats not gonna kill you right ?» That was my mistake... I had no choise but to kill her ... My father was dead due to drunk driving, and my younger sister died with him ... So i had to run away ... I took the metal- baseball bat in my room and ran away from home ... The police is trying to find me ... The only thing that keeps me sane now is my music ..... At least five hours a day is needed ... But I´m still sane ... ...................... I have to go now ....... I can hear footsteps outside the warehouse door .... The weather sure is gloomy outside, but thath won´t kill you..........will it ........?
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Ren and Stimpy.VHS

I was browsing an old and mysterious charity shop the other day when I stumbled across a VHS copy of 'The Ren and Stimpy Show.' It was one of my favourite TV shows as a kid and so feeling nostalgic I bought it for 99p. I got home and immediately popped it in my VHS player. The TV flicked violently and strange music began to play. Suddenly, an image of Ren performing a live autopsy on a living cat appeared . The scene was animated in excruciating detail. The screen then changed to Stimpy staring intensely into the screen for 5 minutes in silence. Abruptly he spoke. "Tonight when you sleep, I'm going to stand over you and slit your throat." I was very confused. "That's definitely not the same soundtrack I remember as a kid!" I murmured.
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Renderman

So I was playing on my singleplayer BL server, making a old-school Catch Gamma Ghost server, and then a person joined the server named ReNdErMaN. I typed in the chat "hello?" He typed back: "dO nOt CoMe BaCk oR eLsE." Something seemed strange about this fellow. When he had spawned, he was pitch back, no accesories, and the classic cool face. He had cleared all my bricks and then said, "dO noT ComE BACk." I had pressed F2 to see if this was an event or it was real. What appeared next, was the wierdest thing. Renderman started spamming the chat box, "i TOld YoU" and then I left, scared shitless. My blockland version was "ReNdarMen VeRsIon 1 nO.1" And my famous screenies of famous blockland people were changed. It had changed to the people he had scared. One of them was my friend. He hadn't been on in a while, so I thought this was the reason. My RTB friends list was gone, the chat box was empty besides me and "rEnDerMaN". He said "DoN'T WorRy," and I said "Who are you" and he replied, "Your worst nightmare." Scared shitless, I exited my blockland. My wallpaper had changed to the exact moment when I saw him. I then loaded back up my blockland, to catch this person with screenshots. I "made a singleplayer server again. Renderman was already there. He said "I ToLD YoU DoNt CoME BACK". My game froze, but I could still type. My screen was shaking, like you almost got hit with the rocket launcher. The "prepare your anus" (rapeface) appeared as a trans on my screen. The only way I thought I could get out was Ctrl+alt+del. Blockland wasnt running in my tasks. So I go to the applications bar. There was a program named "ReNderMan". I shut off my computer and booted it back up. The boot screen changed to "Renderman OS" with the rape face. My login name had changed to "Renderman" I unplugged everything and threw my old computer in the trash. Three months later I got a new one. As soon as I booted it up I died by a siezure.
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Repercussions of Masturbation

John Stalvern 'baited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air.
There where parents outside the door. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for minutes. His warnings to leave him alone where not listened to, and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a masturbator for 5 years. When he was young he watched the pornos and said to Friend: "I want to masturbate!" Friend said "No! YOU WILL BE INTERRUPT BY PARENTS!"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered, he stopped. But now, in the bathroom of his house, he knew there where parents.
"This is Playboy" The magazine crackered. "You must have the orgasm!"
So John gotted his penis and started to blew it up.
"He gonna masturbate!" said the parents.
"I will interrupt him!" said the Dad, and he knockeded the door.
John fappeded and tried to popped his cherry, but then the door opened and he was trapped and not able to masturbate.
"No! I must have the orgasm!"
The magazine said "No John, you ARE the orgasm."
And then John was a money shot.
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Rescue Me from Myself

Have you ever seen one of those lame T-Shirts that say "Help me! I've kidnapped myself and I need X-amount of money to pay the ransom" or something like that?
That's literally happened to me. I've kidnapped myself.
You see, I have this literal split-personality condition that let me do that. I can split myself into two people, and I kidnapped myself. I know it must've looked crazy to the crowd that was around me at the mall at the time. I've been on the run for months.
Sometimes, when I'm just one person, I try to run away, then I just fall over, as if the other me is tackling me, to keep me from leaving. I give myself such nasty bruises when I do it.
I don't know why I'm doing this to myself; I don't know what I want out of this. I've never demanded any ransom or anything like that. My regular me personality is quiet, and the other me, I guess, is an attention whore, so maybe this is a huge attempt to get attention?
And so, I leave this note before the other me kills the normal me. I know she will. I'll hide it and hope she doesn't see it and destroy it with any other evidence.
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City

It all started when I picked-up my pre-ordered game at GameStop. When my Mom, my brother, my sister, and I got Home my Mom forgot to give me the game. But, after she did, she went passed something and said "Oh, sorry Josh. I've forgot to give you your game."
Well, she does make me laugh when she says that, because she is my Mom and I look up to her.
Then, so I've played my Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City but here's where things go wrong. Everything was fine. The title screen was alright, but something was off. The title was written in Blood
Then when I started the game the music was all loud and distorted. On the character screen everything was alright except there were only four to choose from instead of 6.
The characters were Lupo, Spectre, Beltway, and Vector, but Vector's real name was in his description. But, Four Eyes and Bertha weren't even in it. His real name is actually supposed to be hidden. It just instantly started. There was no count down from 5. I could still choose Weapons but have to buy some of the others. I couldn't even choose my character. I've had to play as Vector through the whole entire game, but Vector was my favorite anyway.
At some part of the game, a red bloody-like text suddenly appeared on the screen out of nowhere. It said "Die all ye who enter here." That wasn't even supposed to be on the game, because Morgan LansDale says that in Resident Evil: Revelations (which, I've got 1 week ago). So, I've thought to myself that my copy was edited by accident.
To this day, that quit happening. So, the game's now normal and the way it was made. I better hope that never happens to me again.
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