Universeball

Universeball"disk", also known as Cosmosball"disk" or Polandballball"disk", is a very, very, very large ball (it's actually flat You win this time, flat-Earthers) that contains all that we know of. It contains very many Galaxyballs. It is by far the oldest ball.
Although Universeball is not often shown as an individual in certain comics, it resides as the setting of all of them. All Polandball comics take place in the Universeball, and most countries do not realize that. Poland wishes he can explore the universe, but because he cannot into space, he currently cannot and probably will not ever explore Universe's deep wonders. Universeball is usually very peaceful, as he prefers not to interfere with other countryballs, planetballs, or galaxyballs for that matter. If Universe does interact with other beings, however, it will probably come with extreme cataclysmic consequences, ending Polandball as we know it.
Everybody wants to know where and how universeball came from. But Universeball says no because it is an irrelevant topic.
Some scientists on Earthball theorize that there are multiple Universeballs, which would make a Multiverseball.
Scientists have calculated Universeball to be "flat" with no curviness. Its geometry, however, is likely a torus. YOU WIN THIS TIME, FLAT EARTHERS!
== How He Formed (?) ==
How Universeball came into existence is a point of much controversy. Many differing and often conflicting theories have been put forth.
=== Deity ===
A lonely deity was bored, so he created it. This might be what most world religions accept, but it's mostly controversial because of the topic below... (although the Roman Catholic Church accepts the Big Bang theory)
=== 💥 Big Bang ===
An earlier universeball ended with a Big Crunch and exploded with radiation and a lot of energy.
=== Black Hole Theory ===
A black holeball ate a Universeball. Its protons disintegrated and evaporated. Then, it exploded and died.
=== Vacuum Decay Theory ===
This is a relatively new theory based on whether or not the Higgs boson is metastable. If it is, there is a possibility the boson could suddenly decay into a lower energy state, releasing so much energy it causes other nearby bosons within the Higgs field to decay as well. This results in a bubble where the inside is at a lower, more stable energy state. All the extra energy is pushed out to the boundaries, incinerating anything that touches it instantly. It is possible that the Universeball is one such bubble expanding into another, larger unstable universe.
== How He Will End (?) ==
=== Big Freeze (aka Heat Death) ===
This is the most probable fate of Universeball. In this scenario, dark energy defeats dark matter, expanding Universeball faster. Eventually, new starballs won't form. They will die in this order:
# Blue Super Giantballs
# Yellow Dwarfballs
# Red Dwarfballs
The only planetballs remaining will either be rogue planetballs or those orbiting stellar remnants. Soon, all orbits will disappear:
* Any planetballs orbiting stellar remnants will crash into their dead star
* Binary star systems (e.g., ; ; 🟤🟤) will merge
* Satellites of planets will crash into their planets
Soon, white dwarfballs will cool enough to become black dwarfs, barely emitting any heat or light.
==== Degenerate Era ====
 Rogue planets, black holeballs, and black dwarfs will remain. Any life could survive around black dwarfs, rogue planets, or harvest the rotational energy of black holes. Black holes will then Anschluss all clay that doesn't escape its 🌌 galaxy. Soon, Universeball expands so fast that all light beyond a 🌌 galaxy will never reach it.
==== Black Hole Era ====
Soon, protons decay, leaving Polandball finally able to of into space. Black dwarfs and rogue planets will completely disappear as their protons decay, leaving only energy behind. Black holes now dominate Universeball. A 🌌 galaxy will be a supermassive black hole orbited by smaller black holes. The main events are black hole mergers.
Meanwhile, dark energy continues expanding Universeball faster than the speed of light. (Wait! That's illegal!) Eventually, black holes stop eating, and ⚡ Hawking radiation begins to kill them. Universeball would end in the year 1 googol, when ⚡ Hawking radiation kills the last supermassive black holeball, leaving only energy. By this point, dark energy will expand Universeball to Anschluss the remaining energy to non-existence. Entropy will reach its maximum, and Universeball dies.
=== Big Crunch ===
Gravity wins and everything collides. All of Polandball will be a very small fireball. However, in the last few moments, all of the black holeballs merge and devour everything left, forming a new black holeball, that will also devour itself and possibly start a new big bang.
=== Death by Non-Existence ===
In this very unlikely scenario, the universe will disappear suddenly due to the quantum flux. But it is very unlikely. Because of this very low chance, all countryballs laugh at this possibility. But being too (un)lucky will lead to this happening.
=== Big Rip ===
 Dark energy takes over both gravity and the expansion of Universeball and tears up everything, and nothing will survive. Not even atoms.
=== Phase Transition ===
Basically called a "Death Bubble" and will consume everything in its path. Nothing will survive. It also expands at the speed of light.
=== Deity destroys the universe ===
The deity gets bored of it or Polandballs break too many rules.
=== He doesn't ===
Universal physics and/or deity is kind and Universeball cannot into end.
== Gallery ==
== How to draw ==
There are many ways to draw Universeball—here's one of them!
# Draw a dark purple ball.
# Sprinkle little white, light blue, black, red, orange, and yellow dots all around.
# Draw some vibrant, colourful galaxies!
# Add the eyes.
# Enter a more advanced image program than Paint (gasp!), and change the background to be transparent.
# You're done! Best thing ever.
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