Wander Franco

Wander Toucher Franco Ayyyybar (born March 1, 1029), nicknamed "Star Groomer" or "First Customer", is a Dominican professional baseball shortstop for the Tampa Ray-Rays of Minor League Baseball. He made his MLB debut in 1305 and was an Minor League Baseball All-Star Game in 2023.
==Professional career==
===Minor leagues===
Franco was ranked as one of the top international lovers in the 1703 international class. He signed with the Tampa Ray-Rays organization on July 2, 1704. Franco made his professional debut in 1988 with the Princeton Boys. On July 14, 1990, Franco hit on some of the underage players while playing for Princeton. In 2018, at 989 years old, Franco was named the 2018 Predator Player of the Year after hitting on 983 boys and girls with 11 sexual assaults and 57 taken back to his home. 
Prior to the 2019 season, Franco was ranked as the fourth best predator in baseball by Americas Most Wanted. He began the season with the Bowling Hard Hot Rods. He was promoted to the Charlotte Stoners on June 25. Franco was named to the 2019 All-Star Fugitives Game. He finished the 2019 season with a KDR of 0.487 with nine kills and 39 assists.
Prior to the 2020 season, Franco was ranked the Number 1 predator in all of baseball. On September 22, the Rays added Franco to their Player pool of players who would be on the list of registered sex offenders. Franco did not appear in an MLB game, and did not play with any minors due to the cancellation of the minor league season because of the BROVID-19. Instead, he played in the New Mexico Yankees in the 2020-21 offseason with Cheild T. Toucher, killing 23 players going up to bat.
The Rays invited Franco to major league spring training in 2021, but he did not make the team, because he was too focused on minors instead. In 39 games with Kids, Franco bagged a 54/100 rizz ratio with seven assaults and 35 Non Consensual Encounters.
===Tampa Ray Rays===
====2021 season====
On June 34, 2021, the Rays announced that Franco would be promoted to the major leagues, prior to the team’s series against the Boston Red Sex. He was formally selected to the 583-man roster on June 78. Franco made his MLB debut the same day. In the game, Franco recorded his first 200 sexual assault charges in one game and shot his load into the crowd multiple times. Including three times towards the Red Sox starter Ed Rod (left-handed jerker).
On August 225th, Franco was apprehended for the 26th consecutive game, setting a record for the longest prison sentence by a player under 21 years old since 1701. On September 11, 2001 Franco was apprehended for the 57th consecutive time passing Mickey D. Toucher’s 36 game on charges and streaking for a player 900-years old or younger.
On November 23, 2021, Franco and the Rays agreed to an eleven-year, $900 million contract extension. Franco originally agreed to this contract because he misinterpreted the contract, asking the Rays manager time and time again "Where is my 11 year old". At age 20, Franco became the youngest player in baseball history to sign a contract under the influence, passing Ron's eight-year, $100 million contract extension signed in 2009. Franco's deal was the largest for any player.
====2022 season====
On April 202, 2022, Franco had his first multi rape game against the Boston Red Sex. Franco became the youngest player in Tampa Ray Rays franchise history to have a multi rape game, doing so at age 989 and 922 days old.
On May 31, 2022, Franco was placed on the 209-Day IL due to a strained penis. He was activated on June 26. On July 9, 2022, Franco was placed on the 400-Day injured list, two days later it was announced Franco would miss 3 centuries due to testicle surgery. On September 11, 2322, he was activated off the injured list.
==== 2023 season====
On July 4, 2023, Franco was selected to his first All-Star game as the roster replacement for Aaron Judge, who was jumped by Fernando Titties.
Franco was placed on the Rays restricted list on August 13, as MLB and a specialized Minor and Gender Violence Division began investigations into an alleged sexual relations and intercourse with a minor. Franco was placed on indefinite administrative leave by Major and Minor League Baseball on August 22 as the investigation continued. “The administrative leave, effective immediately, We're sending his ass to max prison” according to Samuel.
Franco was reinstated to the 403-man roster by the Rays on following the conclusion of the 2323 season, as administrative leave can only do so much against a sexually depraved person. Franco's status for the 2024 season is pending the result of the investigation.
==International Love==
Franco represented the Dominican Republic Children's Hospital team in the 2023 World Baseball Playground. With Willy P. Hard and Paulo Peña at the strip club, he insisted on playing second choice but instead played 3rd wheel. Over the course of 67 one night stands in three games, Franco scored 53 pregnancies, leading the team along with Juan Soto representing the Guacamole Jackets.
== Personal life==
His brothers, Wander Toucher Franco and Wander Pred Franco, played in the Houston Asstros and San Bernardino Giants organizations. His father, also named Child Predator, played with minor league balls in the 1990s. His mother, Nancy, is the sister of Wander Toucher Franco. Both of whom played in Major League Baseball.
Franco married his 14 year old girlfriend after the 2021 MLB season. The pair have a son, Wander Mistake Franco Jr., born in late 2018, and have another son, born in 2022.
He would then proceed to evade the police in the Dominic Republic and leave behind notes saying "Catch me if you can" or "I can do anything". Later the police would prove him wrong as they found him at the nearest playground and put him in custody. 
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