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The lost Super Sentai tape

One time, I was walking down the street when I saw a flea market. I went to it, and browsed through the stalls, trying to look for some interesting hobby shops. Then I stopped to a Super Sentai (one of the most famous tokusatsu series in Japan) stall. It had action figures, VHS tapes, guidebooks and DVDs. Then I found a tape that says "Choudenshi Bioman Lost Episode". In excitement (I'm a Sentai fan, after all), I asked the vendor how much it was, then he said, "Oh, it's free!" I was thrilled to have a lost ep by myself!
I rushed home and popped the tape in my VHS player (yup, I still have one, and it still works). The Bioman opening played normally, but then it suddenly played in reverse. Then the episode started (without EVEN showing the ep title!) with Gou Shirou (Red One) talking to Peebo (the Bio-Particle's guardian android) about his plan. Peebo immediately replied, "What was your plan again?" (I took Japanese lessons a few months ago, so now I could understand said language.) Shirou-san eventually said, "DESTROY EVERYONE!!!" WTF, I thought to myself, being strange for Red One to act like some crazy killer dude. Then Shirou eventually changed to Red One and began KILLING PEEBO BY STABBING HIM WITH HIS BIO SWORD! I could not believe what I saw! A protagonist killing a supporting character? THIS IS INSANE! Then I kept watching.
The next scene starts with Red One approaching his allies somewhere in Tokyo. Takasugi Shingo (Green Two) said, "What do you want, Red One?" Red replied, "Fight me." Katsuragi Hikaru (Pink Five) said, "What, fight YOU?! You have got to be kidding me!" Red then said in a raspy voice(!), "I"M SERIOUS!" Nanbara Ryuuta (Blue Three) said, "Fine, we've got no choice." Eventually, the rest of the Biomen changed. They tried to fight the uber-crazy Shirou, but they were no match for him. Yabuki Jun (the Yellow Four who succeeded Koizumi Mika, who died in ep 10 of the series) said, "Man, he's strong!" Shingo concurred. Shirou then said in a combination of raspy and distorted voices, "Now, to finish y'all!" Red One then performed his Super Electronic Radar to his allies, killing them in the process. It may be scary for me to say this, but BLOOD AND ORGANS WERE EVERYWHERE from the blast site.
The crazed-up Shirou then destroyed the headquarters, then said in the same scary voice, "All that's left... is the Neo Empire Gear! HA HA HA HA HA!" "WHAAAAAAAT?!" I yelled. (The Neo Empire Gear was the target enemy organization of the Biomen.) Red destroyed the NEG's hideout with a hydrogen bomb, then Japan with another. Then the video cut to static for 5 seconds, then it showed some blood red Japanese text that said "THE END" in a black background. That's when the ep ended. I then pulled the tape out of the player and threw it at the garbage bin in my kitchen.
I've never touched that tape ever since, but I still liked Super Sentai.
However, I could never look at Red One the same way again.
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:BATTELS
Category:Bad Creepypasta
The lost episode of courage the cowardley dog

We all know the show Courage The Cowardly Dog the love able pink dog who saves the day, but there's a dark side that was so creepy that the episode was banned, until now.I was watching Courage The Cowardly Dog one evening till i came across this one comment it read "Did u know that there's a banned episode of this show i will pay 5000$ if some one finds it" i was soon desperate to find this episode that he was talking about. I searched for it all over never found it but soon when i was about to give up i found it the lost episode i was so happy i found it i clicked on the link then a flash of Courage with black eyes and his fur was stained with blood, I just thought it was just a glitch then the video came up i clicked on it, it started out with the use all opening then after, it courage apread but he was more creepy looking, he then walked other to Muriel u know that woman from the show he took out a knife and then stabbed it right in Muriel heart, blood was spraying all other the dog as he stabbed Muriel then he walked in the kitchen where Eustace was in the kitchen shaking he grabed out a gun and started to shoot but courage kept walking to him with the knife he took the gun and said "He he he whos scared now" then boom went the gun the bullet went to Eustace's skull, then courage came up to the screen and said "BOOGA BOOGA HE HE HE I'M COMING FOR U" Then my laptop then suddenly crashed i was horrified the love able courage became my worst nightmare when i turned round i saw a gun on my bed i picked it up looked at it, it was the same gun in that episode
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
The lost radiohead album

you know radiohead, if you don't know them, then what the fuck were you doing in the late 90's early 2000's. every Saturday, my local flea market opens, and i check it out for old stupid shit to collect, from dvds, cassettes,records, pictures, games, ect.
so i'm checking out the game section one time at the flea market, to get my brother a gift, i found this pretty sweet dude with lots of games, i thought i had a mission success with my brother gift. right next to me was this big fat ass Micheal Moore looking fucker, who smells like Doritos and sadness, why i'm bringing him up? it's because this fucker bought all the only games i actually wanted from there. getting pissed off and wanting to stab him to death till his mountain dew blood drips out, i was furiously walking out of the flea market to go check out some other place that might have the games or go online. until i heard this dude say, "anybody wants a free album", i quickly look back, to see this dude looking likes hes in his early 30's. i ran to his section, he mostly had toys and other random shit, i asked him, "can i have it?", he looked at me with joy and handed the album to me, it was a...... radiohead album
its KID A, whats weird about it was that it was on vinyl, but its not a double album (like what the original KID A record is on vinyl) but it said "lost cuts"and had hyper realistic looking blood on the cover, i was confused at first, but fuck it. i got the album and got home, interested to see what these "lost cuts" are. after getting home, i realize something about the record, it had no track listing. but i shrugged it off. i popped the vinyl in my record player and gave it a go. it was silent for 20 seconds, until i heard a women screaming "STOP STOP STOP IT HURTS STOP" i was scared, i also heard babies being beaten to death with metal objects, it fucking made my heart skip, after that, thom yorke said, "babies eating light from death", 5 times, then it stopped, the next song started with shitting sounds from thom yorke, while a kid is getting mauling to death by a chimpanzees. i almost vomited, he then starts talking backwards in a very satanic way, then, a loud bomb can be heard. it stops, then the next song started, it sounded like idioteque backwards, then, what thom yorke said still haunts me to this day, "why did you forget your brother's gift, why did you forget your brother's gift, i killed him dead to the living man, may Satan rest his soul with a knife to his heart", then, my phone rang, it was my mother, crying. she said my brother was stabbed in the heart, she said, "turn on the news!" i got the remote, and turn on the news, it talks about my brother's death, "47 years old singer thom yorke, was arrested for first degree murder" i will never look at radiohead the same ever again.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Music
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
The lost tape of Ren & Stimpty

Everyone should know the best cartoon from John K. Ren & Stimpty. I loved this show when i was growing up. I never got to see all seasons plus the Adult cartoon ones. Well last year me and my friend wanted to watch the Ren & Stimpty all season's plus adult cartoons. i downloaded it. Me and him got to watch it and laught our asses off. But there one we forgot to watch. It was called Ren's Psychopathic Trill. At first we were like "Shit sounds funny." so we clicked on it and started watching it. But there's what happen...
It started out normal you know the opening for ren & stimpty. After the opening it went to a title card called "Ren's Psychopathic Thrill" writing in blood and showing ren holding a chainsaw with bloodshot red eyes.
After the title card it open to ren writing a note. I don't know what it said but he was writing like he was pissed or something. Than stimpty walks in with a glass of lemonade. He said "O Ren!" Ren snap the penical and his slowly turn his head to stare at Stimpty with his blood shot eyes and his voice sounded evil or witcked. He said "WHAT?!?" Stimpty said "You havent ate or drank in a couple of days are you ok?" As Ren got out of his chair he got closer to Stimpty and Stimpty started crying but couldn't hear it because the audio cut out. Than right before it came back the screen went black.
Me and my friend started getting pissed. because it was black and nothing was happing. I almost turn off the video, but than we hear yelling and a loud slap. Not a cartoon slap but more like a real life slap. Than we heard a chainsaw starting we figure "ok he going to pertend to kill stimpty." that's when we saw it cutting though the black. It was cutting down in the middle with blood and guts flying everywhere. Than what was most disturbing was... When Ren was panting and he looked at the TV. Like he was looking at us, his words were "You shouldn't of Fucked with me!" and walked out of frame, we saw Stimpty's body all bloody and mangled. It looked real like his guts were real. I puked all over the floor. Then there was more. Ren went on a killing rampange. After it was over he was cover in blood and his eyes were black and his final words "I told you, You shouldn't of fucked with me!" he lifted the Chainsaw and cut the screen. In blood it said THE END! no ending card with ren and stimpty just that.
After watching that we got rid of it and never watched it again. I believe this was the sick, twisted side of John K. There is no link to it anywhwere anymore. I tried but nothing. If you do find the link to it...Please don't watch it. It's horrifying.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
The loud house-The siblings 11 headeds revenge

Everyone knows this show the loud house that the loud house has a creepypasta I think will find out i know it's on nicktoons never repupload the siblings 11 headers revenge yes I was arid on some days it was 3pm after school I stay up in bed I watch some tv so canheal to nicktoons spongebob was show at 2pm they are saying that the loud house is comeing up next after some commcals The new episode was here I was so happy I eat some sancks and Coke its the theme song was skiped the title card said the siblnings 11 headeds revenge on blood text and kinfes I was scraed the episode lincoln and his sisters at Lisa and Lily's room and it was 11 headed on Lincoln's body and Lincoln and sisters look very scray and mom and dad were scraed and Lincoln and sisters in 11 headed said I'm going to kill mom and dad then they run and hide Lincoln and his sisters in 11 headed got there kinfes to kill mom and dad Lincoln and his sisters chased mom and dad and kill then both and mom and dad scaming at blood Lincoln and his sisters in 11 headed laugh and mom and dad are now dead then cary mom and dad dead body's lincoln and sisters in 11 headeds said sweet dreams mom and dad or Was it real? I was kind of scray I think it was a black screen in 19 sceraeds and then the text said Lincoln and his 11 headed sisters are watching you! I try tuning of so I smash at the tv with a hammer and the next day nicktoons gives a cake and it saids sorry and one thing don't watch the siblings 11 headeds revenge
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Wall of Text
The mall experiance

never should have come here, it was a terrible mistake, all I know is that it only gets worse from here. Ever since that god damn virus outbreak I've been fleeing from place to place attempting to escape the undead. Had I known what this current place held, I never would have stopped here in the first place. The place I'm speaking of is a mall in what I believe is Chicago. I was currently fleeing from a pack of zombies as they attempted to gnaw on me or some shit like that. They were almost on me when I slid under a barricaded door.
Gasping for breath, I collapsed against the wall. Only to hear something that made my blood run cold. A loud growl appearing from across the room. I glanced towards its source to see a woman leaning against the wall on the side of the room parallel to mine. Upon closer inspection I realized she was a zombie, looking closer I realized why she was groaning. She was fingering herself.
I stepped closer to the living corpse, a tightness started to form in my torn pants, and stroked down her back. I flinched as she whipped around and growled at me, her cold, dead eyes staring me down, until she spread her legs and invited me in.
As I unzipped my pants and inserted my length into her rotten cooch, I came to realize the one thing I have been missing in life. I thrusted harder, the sound of our moans being drowned out by the sound of her organs squelching and rupturing. Many minutes passed by before she let out a final moan and came, her pus filled lubricants covering my rod.
After pulling out, we lay there unsure of what to do next. Until she leaned over and leaned in for a kiss. As our lips met she soon wanted more and began gnawing my face off till my breathing stopped.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
The man's burger incident

There was once a tv show named Mcdonald’s dream land and in 1982 during its running there was a giveaway for the quadro pickle triple cheese quinto mayo big macer. the giveaway involved someone exploring the mansion of the cofounders of mcdonald’s nephews in the bahamas long abandoned and whoever stayed in there the longest got a platinum ticket marked by the time between saying “i pray to mcdonald’s” to begin and end the time. all episodes have been lost due to low ratings, except for the ad bumper during the running of a different tv show on a vhs tape that has since been digitised but it is very bad in terms of quality, about the giveaway. one day, a man named joe spooner went missing, he had entered the competition to feed him and his starving family. all that remains of him before the incident was a phone call where he had high fidelity but everyone else had very bad bandwidth. his blue car was spotted speeding down the intersection. at the mcdonald’s he walked carefully into the building holding the receipt for the quadro pickle triple cheese quinto mayo big macer at the counter before staring into the manager’s soul as he watched the mouth-watering cheeseburger fall into his bag. as he walked out he saw a man that looked like he was born in hell and raised in a dumpster fire with skin both as thick as a brick and as thin as a hair in some parts holding a knife. He quickly quivered and squirmed in shock while yelping as his quadro pickle triple cheese quinto mayo big macer fell onto the ground. but it was a figment of his imagination. He was sent to a mental institution for the rest of his life. all he saw was white, all he heard was white noise, all he smelled and tasted was nothing and all he felt was cold. He got so paranoid that in 1983 he broke out and bombed the mcdonald’s with a final message reading “i’ m not insane you are delusional you ruined my life please help me”
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Suicide
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Shortpasta
The man at night

When i wake up at the middle of the night 
i have that feeling that calls fright.
Im going to the bathroom and drink some water 
and avoiding my sister's doll that my daddy brought her.
But always i notice that in the corner of my eye
when i see him i want to cry.
A very tall dark figure poisoning the air 
but when i turn my head to him he's just not there.
Im telling my parents about him but they alway say: 
"this is all a dream okay?"
One day i woke up at the middle of the night 
but i didn't saw him, something was not right.
I walked to my parents bedroom but them and my sister weren't there
i saw them before i went to sleep i swear.
I went back to my room and saw all of my family
dead on the floor it was a tragedy.
When i wake up at the middle of the night 
i have that feeling that calls fright,
But no more family or the black figure in sight.
maybe they were right, its all a dream.
And what i did to them is something i cannot redeem.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Beings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The master Beef

"The halos were once again activated! The legend and end of master beef!" Moo! Exclaimed master beef suddenly a marine ran into his personal portal potty. Sir the halo have been activated the foredummers are after your hide! Moo? exclaimed master beef moo! I shall ready your milk machine gun MOO! master beefs temper was flaring he needed his daily back rub. The marine blinked sir! he exclaimed there no time for massages MoO? The marine sighed he grabbed a flamethrower of the discount rack and opened fire. The for foredummers bashed through the door and found a marine munching on what looked like a beef sandwich. The leader blinked then slowly backed out the door
Category:Animulz
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Wall of Text
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
The minecraft man

the minecraft man
==prolog: notch created minecraft==
in 209 a man named Markus Person made agame called minecraft. you could make buldings and destry blocks and punch wood and get wood. he remade it n 2010 where it was beta. and there were. creepers, spiders, and gasts. and wolfs. and pigs. then herovrine appeared.
when Stev woke up he saw tres and snow and desert and pig and sheep and wolf. he said "WHAT THE HEL DO I DO?" he decided to get wood by punching tees. "shuld i do his?" he said he got wood "i'm gona polish this" said steve. he then mad sticks out of it. he used the leftover planks to mak a wod pickaxe. stev made more items with the sticks and the wood.
stev made a house in a mountain. he had a chest a craping table and a furnac. he had a iron pickaxe, sword, ho, axe, and shuvel. when he slept on the floor, he heard fuses from his cav. he said "WHAT are you evil demins???" they revealed to be crepers with hapy faces but mean spirits. stev found his wepon and sliced the creepers. they died. then, he boarded up the cave.
then, stev wehnt out and decided to explore. he got more materils. when building a woll statue of cortch he noticed a stev, but with wite eyes. he was scared and ran into his haus. herobrin said "I WILL KILL YOU" and make the house glow and smoke like firewoks on the 5th of july.
stev said: I WILL GET NOTCH!" and summoned notch. notch did a swing, 40 backflips, 50 frontflips, 12 creeper flips, and 1 heroflip before landing on herob rine. notch said in swedish "YOU MUST DIE" and kiled herobrine.
but he was only the first boss.
==chapter 2. creeper==
after that stev said "HO NO THERE IS A GIANT DOMG!" and a creeper steped and kiled. notch. stev ran and saw the creeper fly to him. he said "STOP " and the creper stoped and said "why" and steve said "because you are creeper." while the creper tried to come with a come back, steve tamed 50 wolves and 50 creepers. steve said"ATTACK" and the wolfs and the creepers ignited the giant creeper and he blew up.
==chapter 3: after that==
stev got a billion diamonds and killed crepers ultin there was no more. then, he made a portal to the nether and sed"I WONDER WHAT HAPPENS." then, he went in,
"what happens next? you decide?
==capter 4: tHE NATHER==
well i will tell you what happender
so he went ioto the nather. then a king ghast came out and saiD" I AM GHAST HEHEHEHE HEH HEERHJ HJ GJSkE" and thre a firebal at stev. then stev got his trusty curta calculato bom and threw it at ghast and he and gast died. stev was buried in the 404 cave and that's why it's so big.
and all the ghasts died because the king ghast was dead and the queen ghast qomited suicide by water and all female gasts were sterile.
and notch is still fat
THE
FUCKING
END.
and then herobrine's skelson popled out.
Category:Minecrap
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Dronik Pastas
The mini mini hijack of 2005

in 2003 polish channel mini mini started airing on polish tv i still remember that bad day that was april 5 2005 It was 3 AM The tranquil scene of a sleeping fish on the mini mini channel was abruptly shattered. The serene background turned an ominous red, and the fish jolted awake. Its eyes, usually adorned with black dots, were now void of any markings. A frown, creased its digital face, the fish jump scared the viewers with a very loud scary scream.
The screen went black, but the iconic minimini logo remained, pulsating ominously When the image returned, it was replaced by disturbing footage: children crying amidst the horrors of war, animals suffering from cruelty, and explosions tearing through cities.
Morse code flashed across the screen, accompanied by Russian text. The message was clear: bad things happened behind the scenes of the idents of the channel
A drawing appeared, the yellow fish sketched with a chilling precision. Beneath it, a message was scrawled: "Canal+, I can't believe you treat us like toys. You don't even care about us you want us to treat kids like toys"
The screen flickered and distorted, revealing a dark secret. There was a murder at swider films the production company who made the ids for minimini police came on time the killer"s name was rob rabalsky .
what happened after was bad everyone was calling the police for help 
The Polish government launched an investigation into swider film. They discovered the company had the dark turth they found dead bodys gory drawings of the yellow fish and worse of all a cd with the audio of the murder with the fish laugh sound effect in a scary deep pitch swider films was closed the next year canal + hired a new company to make the ids for minimini 
The incident became a national scandal, exposing the dark side of companies
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Shortpasta