Don't Talk to E-Girls at 3am

It was a normal night for Matthew, he had just finished his 8th wank of the day, feeling tired he decided to boot up discord.exe. He quickly noticed the normally cheery discord message had been replaced with what could only be interpreted as a message which read "HELP ME", Matthew noticed the message but brushed it aside as he thought it was just a joke as Halloween was last week. Once discord loaded he joined the voice chat of his favourite server which happened to be based around the videogame ARK: Survival Evolved. In the voice chat there was a young woman (a shock for discord users) who happened to be the owner of the server, to impress the woman Matthew immediately sent the woman £40 pounds through paypal. In return the woman thanked Matthew in a cute anime voice, which made him harder than a rock. While playing ark Matthew happened to get a notification from a user he hasn't spoken to before, the message was from a user called Crow and it said "STOP PLAYING ARK IT IS FOR VIRGINS", Matthew who was horny replied "send tits plz". Crow replied with "MY NAME IS EMILY WHEN I WAS 19 YOU BULLIED ME AND MADE ME KILL MYSELF, I NOW HAUNT YOU" Matthew laughed it off as he assumed one of his many online friends was pranking him also he knew no-one called Emily so either they where so forgettable and uninteresting he had forgot they existed or they weren't real.
As the night continued Matthew had noticed it had gotten darker so he turned on his LED strip to simulate the sunlight he never receives, however the lights started to flicker and suddenly they went red. Confused he went to turn them off then on again at the plug to which a loud bang occurred, more than likely the fuse has popped he thought so he went down the dark corridor to go to the cupboard with the fuse box in. as he walked down the dark corridor he thought he could hear what sounded like crying, he picked up the pace reaching the cupboard which he opened however to his surprise the fuse hadn't tripped. As he was closing the cupboard door a ghostly chill ran down his back and then behind the door he seen it, a twisted mangled image of what once looked like a woman with bright white eyes and a shocking grin. He was almost frozen into place by fear of the apparition however mustered up the energy to run from the being as he looked down the corridor all he could see was a face in the darkness.
He got to his room which he proceeded to barricade up hoping to keep the spirit out, however as he turned towards his computer the lights started flashing blood red and the computer turned itself on now discord loaded however it was some kind of demonic invitation of the normal discord covered in satanic imagery and images so vile and disgusting it made him throw up. as he once again looked up both monitors showed what looked like CCTV footage of a woman jumping off a bridge with blood red words flashing "You done this", "murderer", "dick". The monitor's then suddenly showed a womans face which quickly became distorted, horrified as he realised the woman in the photo had became the evil spirit haunting him. The spirit then reached through the monitor shouting "STOP PLAYING ARK SURVIAL EVOLVED" which Matthew terrifyingly agreed to.
suddenly Matthew woke up in a sweat, realising he had fell asleep in his chair, horrified by the dream he deleted ARK and turned off his pc finally going outside and touching grass. As he was leaving a slight image could be made out in the darkness of the monitor, it was a young woman smiling...
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