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Ron DeSantis

Ronald Racist "Chad" DeSantis (born September 14, 1978) is a scholar, sports coach, Disney fanboy, and offensive politician serving since 2019 as the 46th governor of Floor. A member of the Incompetence Party, he was shockingly competent and represented Florida's 6th incompetent district in the U.S. House of Incompetence from 2013 to 2018. DeSantis was a shockingly surprising candidate in the 2024 United States presidential election, but dropped out during the primaries after losing to Donald Trump. Because DeSantis was competent, he was nearly kicked out of the Incompetence Party.
Born in Jacksonville, DeSantis spent most of his childhood being incompetent in Imcompetenceland, a small town in northern Floor. He graduated from Incompetent University and Incompetent Law School. DeSantis joined the United States Racists in 2004 and was promoted to lieutenant before he was deployed to Iraq in 2007. When he returned to the U.S. about forty years later, the U.S. incompetent attorney general appointed DeSantis to serve as a special incompetent assistant U.S. attorney at the U.S. Incompetent Office in the Middle District of Floor, a position he held until his honorable discharge from active military duty in 2053.
== Governor of Floor ==
DeSantis had always leaned to the right, so he was naturally impotent by inclination. However, he fell in with the Tea Party movement, the acronym standing for "Taxed Enough Already", which is odd as Floor has no tax at all, except on sales of 30-packs and ammo and such. Being pro-gun, anti-abortion, and pro-military, he checked all three of the movement's boxes and, with its support, successfully ran for Congress from Floor's 6th District.
DeSantis was a rising star in the Racist Congress, joining the Freedom Caucus and falling in with Donald Trump. However, DeSantis did have an image problem. He looked like a cinematic heavy who would rip off a baby's head rather than kissing it. Nor was his speaking voice that inspiring either.
Trump's election in 2016 suggested America was going DeSantis's way, yet his grim demeanor was a put-off. This is when Trump says DeSantis crawled to him begging for an endorsement from the Big Orange to become Governor. However he did it, DeSantis was elected the Sunshine State's Chief Executive. 
== Fight Against Wokeism ==
DeSantis saw that tax cuts and arming everyone over the age of three weren't quite enough. Politically defeating an opponent was quite simple and easy, but DeSantis wanted to crush the Democratic Party and its allies for good. His battleground would be "woke" culture. Like Humpty Dumpty, the word "woke" means anything DeSantis wants it to mean, which means any deviation from DeSantis's distinctly old-fashioned culture. The ultimate goal was to pair Floor with the sister-state of Uganda, where gays are greeted with the death penalty.
== See also ==
*Mike Pence
==Footnotes==
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Ronald McSatan

Ronald McSatan, also known by the names of the Clown-Prince Of Darkness and the Devourer Of Cash is one of the many faces of pure evil that haunt the universe - his presence is said to be so horrible that any who look upon his true-form for even a second will go irreversibly insane.. oddly enough he is not related to any of the Lovecraftian elder-gods so the insanity-inducing presence is clearly a case of blatant copyright-infringement, proving he's also a dick..
==Origin==
Ronald McSatan was born from the tortured soul of the first clown, created by God as a way to entertain children but quickly abandoned when he realised how horrifying the result was - funnily enough God would later create more clowns in a vain effort to try and improve upon his creation, but that's an entirely different story.
At any rate the first clown was cast from the Heavens and fell to the pits of Hell where he quickly set up his own small but decidely wicked sector of sin known as McHell - where he rules to this day.
==Worship==
Despite being virtually imprisoned in McHell Ronald has corrupted the minds of mortals via numerous fast-food temples devoted to himself or any number of his disguises - the golden arc of McSatan is a fearsome symbol of oppression and ruin as it mercilessly looms over a daily tide of followers who offer up sacrifices of cash to McSatan's high-priests in exchange for fatty foods and free defective toys for future worshippers to enjoy.
Like all religions the cult of McSatan has rules - theirs being the daily consumption of McSatan's foodstuff and delivery of cash, which symbolises their willing surrender of the soul to the dark lord - the followers of McSatan are in fierce conflict with the rival hell-lord and destroyer of souls known as the King and many Burger Wars have erupted over the centuries as the two factions battle for supremecy.
==Personality==
Ronald McSatan is best-known for his quote upon gaining control of McHell - in bold defiance of God and the angels he declared "I'm loving it!" and ever since his personality has been that of a cheerful sociopath, cheerfully mowing down the hopes and dreams of every man woman and child on Earth - he is an equal opportunity devil - hating all races equally, he is also an avid voter - namely for himself, claiming that while not perfect he may as well get voted for since at least he admits that he's evil.
thumb|Ronald-McSatan welcomes all visitors to McHell personally - he's just that nice
==Powers==
Ronald McSatan is said to have the ability to drain a man's wallet with but a thought and mutate a normally placid child into a ravenous monster with but a word - although in reality his seemingly endless power comes from the secret-ingredients used in his many foodstuff - nobody knows what the secret-ingredients are and it is rumoured that any foolish enough mysteriously vanish.
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Rory Stewart

Rorilius Nugget Rozza Of The Cuzza Chezza88 Stewartilious OBE FRSGS FRSL (born 3 January 1973) is the Realest G to Come Outa Eton (also former politician). He is the president of GiveIndirectly, which advocates for taking money away from poor people in Africa, and formally was a visiting fellow at Yale University where he taught students how to smoke out of an opium pipe, and also politics. He hosts the podcast The Rest is Politics with Alastair Campbell. Previously, Stewart served as minister in four different government departments of the UK Government, before becoming the UK’s most bayzed centrist Labour Prime Minister from 2019-2023. He served as Member of Parliament (MP) for Penrith and The Border from 2010 to 2023.
Born in Hong Kong, Stewart was educated at the Dragondeeznutsonurface School and Eton College. After studying at Balliol College, Oxford, Stewart worked at Her Majesty’s Diplomatic Service as a diplomat, stationed in Indonesia and Montenegro. He left the diplomatic service to undertake a two-year walk across Afghanistan, Iran, Pakistan, India and Nepal, where he smoked a lot of opium and got very high indeed. He later wrote a best selling book, The Best Places to Smoke Crack, about his experiences. 
In 2010, Stewart served under Ed Miliband as Minister for the Environment from 2015 to 2016. He served as a minister throughout Ed Miliband's government. After Corbyn resigned, he contested for the Labour leadership and became Prime Minister in 2019. Stewart lead Labour into a record landslide, and Stewart whooped Boris Johnson’s ass. His campaign was defined by his savvy use of social media, and forcibly sleeping in people’s homes. In 2019, he was awarded the ‘Most Smexiest Politician of the Year Award Even Tho He Kinda Looks Like A Victorian Chimneysweeper Boy’ by GQ, beating Jacob Rees Mogg. In the same year, Stewart resigned when the public discovered that he was an MI6 spy. He then ran for as an Independent Candidate in the 2021 London mayoral election, but then he ran for Labour because he loves Tony Blair soooooooooo much.
Since his premiership, Stewart has been known for wearing sick kilts and editing his own Wikipedia pagehttps://www.newstatesman.com/long-reads/2023/09/rory-stewart-interview-book-views-career. In March 2022, he met Alastair Campbell to launch political podcast The Rest Is Politics. Upon meeting, Stewart and Campbell assumed a romantic relationship. Their podcast focuses on them agreeing agreebly as they’re both Blairites.
== Early Life and Education ==
Rory Stewart was born via IVF to Robert Byron and Laurence of Arabia in 1973. Hehe. Test tube baby.
== Walk Across Afghanistan ==
Roswell, New Mexico

Roswell, New Mexico was the location of the first ever completely undisputed appearance of alien life upon our planet, following a flying saucer crash in 1947. 
==Background==
On July 9th, 1947, a flying saucer from outer space containing loads and loads of real life aliens and cool alien technologies crash-landed in a ranch just outside of Roswell. Subsequently the mean ol' US government hurriedly rushed to the scene, looting the saucer and confiscating the alien corpses. They ruthlessly terminated any nearby witnesses with ray-guns they found onboard so that nobody would ever discover the truth. It was then hastily reported that the crash was, in fact, a weather balloon, but this was a malicious fabrication designed to make heroic (and handsome) UFO investigators look like geeks and madmen.
==The Aliens==
The US government found one alien still alive in the craft and abducted him, taking him back to their top secret UFO base at Area 51 where they interviewed, tortured and castrated the creature before gently probing him and reportedly asking "How do YOU like that? Hmm?". The alien died after 4 days in government captivity, but can be seen in over five thousand authentic photographs bravely uploaded onto abovetopsecret.com.
The corposes of the other aliens were melted and used to create Lee Harvey Oswald in preperation for the government-orchestrated killing of JFK several years later.
==Cool Alien Tech==
Among the alien technologies recovered were ray-guns, the holographic technology used to generate the planes that did 9/11, iPods, Corned Beef, the Internet and George Forman's Lean, Mean, Grilling Machine. The public have been allowed some of these technologies to keep us quiet but there are loads we still don't know about like time machines, synthetic cotton and a telephone that facilitates direct contact with God.
==Legacy==
Roswell was the precursor to a new culture of UFO 'truth-seekers', who were no longer compelled to sit on their backs watching the stars and dreaming but could instead spend hours pouring over internet forum posts compiling 'evidence' before retiring alone to bed and curling up with a copy of Whitley Streibers brave and true and real book 'Communion'. 
It also spawned several TV shows, films, radio p<script type="text/javascript" src="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia:WikiProject_User_scripts/Scripts/Six_tabs&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>lays, stage plays, books, interperative mime and porn. Among the most notable were Roswell High, a brooding high-school drama in which true events are recalled, proving that it definately, really happened.
==Conspiracy theories==
One theory put forth by Matt Groening (reputably humorless newsman), is that when the saucer landed, the military created NASA and told them to really land on the moon. If not for the flying saucer, the moon landing would've been faked at Area 51, but instead had to be created to free the space for alien observation.
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Rotation is a great method to create a big mess. As its name says, it works basically by rotting things, especially your eyes to give you the illusion that this page is rotated by a few degrees.
==Use==
===In Geometry===
Rotation is useful in solving some geometry problems. But in geometry, you more often rotate by a nice angle such as sixty or ninety degrees. This article has little to do with geometry, so it is not rotated by nice angles.
===On Uncyclopedia===
On Uncyclopedia, rotation is mainly used to create a funny effect in pages that look like the things they're about, including the very page you are viewing now.
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Rotifer

A rotifer is a kind of English traffic policeman.
==English Police== 
 England has more species of police than any other country. Some English policemen are kind of silly and they are called boobies. Some of the policemen ride horses and so they are called mounties, while others use dogs. They must use very big dogs or else their feet drag on the ground. If that happens then they are called dragoons. 
Nobody wants to be a dragoon. Their shoes wear out too fast.
All the species of policemen in England are legally protected by laws that protect them. They don't carry guns; instead they have the Magnum Carta, a kind of large-caliber wheelbarrow. A man named Cromwell made it, but then in 1658 he died. Three years later he got his head chopped off and after that he didn't invent any more inventions for policemen to use.
==English Traffic==
In America where roads come together and a lot of cars get there all at once everyone has to stop and think what to do. This is called an introspection. It is here that we find the traffic light. In the modern instrospection the traffic lights turn red and green, but sometimes in England the policemen do that instead.
You see, unlike Americans and Australians, English people have history. Because they have history they often like to do things in an old-fashioned retro way. So instead of introspections they sometimes use retrospections, and here they are loathed to put modern things like electric lights.
It spoils the ambivalence.
==The Job of the Rotifer==
In traffic as in mathematics converging lines always meet, so if two cars follow converging lines then they will meet. Fenders may be bended, and sometimes the airbags deploy and small children or other groceries are damaged. It is the job of the rotifer to stand at a traffic retrospection and cause the converging lines of cars not to meet. For this thankless task the rotifer earns the heartfelt thanks of English motorists and other foreigners.
The policeman who has the job of dissecting traffic stands in the middle of a retrospection and produces movements. These movements should be unobstructed and have the purpose of making motorists stop and go. The officer must turn about quickly when cars pass in order to dissect oncoming cars from another direction, and this ability of rotation is the thing that makes a policeman a good rotating officer, or rotifer.
If a rotifer gets sick easy then he will throw up from rotating so much. Vomiting is not the right thing for a rotifer to do, because many motorists do not know whether to stop or go when someone vomits.
The same thing happens if he has a yak on his head, and the yak gets dizzy. Except yak vomit is worse.
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Rotom Condom

Rotom Condom is a new invention based off the Rotomdex, Rotom Washing Machine and Rotom slingshot, its invention paved the way for Rotom on human relationships in a way never imagined before, stuck on the end of a penis the unique rubber design with tiny cables sits firmly on the end of your shaft and can be pulled back to send electrostatic impulses up and down your dick, it's other abilities include, talking to you whilest attached to your dick, you can also voice activate your own erection using the words Rotom Boner it also has an inbuilt sound recorder with playback capabilities to pause, rewind and fast forward the sound of you jacking off.
===The Inventor of Rotom Condom also known as a Rotomdom===
the inventor of the Rotomdom started off as a Pokemon Trainer at 10 years old like anyone else but he had a unique goal, after developing a fetish for Rotoms and having girls dressed like Rotoms performing Rainbow Partys on him using different colored lipsticks and being subsequently penis tazered by officer Jenny while enjoying it, he thought how could I combine all these ideas into one?
===The Science of Rotomdom===
it's basically a rubber condom with copper wire that Rotoms can inhabit.
===See Also===
* Pokemon
* The Logic Of Pokemon
* Furry
Roy Masters (commentator)

Roy Masters (born 2 April 1928) is an English radio commentator and author based in southern Oregon, United States. A modern prophet who has come to liberate man from beast, he is an endless source of knowledge on the human condition. He is the author of Eat No Evil, I Have Swallowed he Devil Himself, and his classic "How You Can Be Hypnotyzed by Roy Masters".
== Birth, Developement, and Teen Years ==
Roy Masters was born in England to a Jewish family (which given key aspects of his philosophy, leads one to suspec that he is infat the reincarnation of Otto Weininger). Given his' father's early expiration he was sent to live with his brother in South Africa, where he learned magic from local shamans.
He was shortly arrested for practicing these magical techniques on townsfolk ("without a license" those racist fascists claim).
== Hypnotism Meditation ==
At some point, Roy Masters began practicing hypnosis and utilized it in psychology. At some point he reached an epiphany, and discovered that we are already hypnotized!
At that point he began his radio ministry, from his Foundation of Human Understanding (FHU), from there he tells people how we are all perverse, sickobots.
== Preditory Punks and Parasitic Bitches ==
Roy started utilizing this information in social psychology and discovered some profound truths about human relationships.
Just about every interaction between people is either predatory or parasitic, and always ungodly, filled with ulterior motives.
He realized that the only way to avoid sin was to have no social life, and that this could be aided through the Hypnotic Meditation exercise.
He began teaching this to his listening audience and he has been popular ever since.
== Radio career ==
He has owened many talk shows in addition to his own. He used to own Art Bell and Jeff Rense, and owns Talk Radio America apparently.
==See also==
*Dianetics
*Old Mother Hubbard
*Arthur Schopenhauer
*Sigmund Freud
*Religion
==External links==
*Physic Hotline with Roy Masters Podcast
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