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Mad Libs

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Mad Libs, developed by Roger Price and Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known that for .Stern originally wanted to call the invention " ," but finally gave in to the pressures of various in the . 
==The , , , and yet details==
Mad Libs are with , and are as or as . They were first in of by and , otherwise known for having the first .You probably think this lends to an otherwise , don't you?
Most Mad Libs consist of which have on each , but with many of the replaced with . Beneath each , it is specified (using traditional grammar forms) which type of of is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "", asks the other , in turn, to an appropriate for each . (Often, the of the on the , in the absence of supervision). Finally, the . Since none of the know beforehand which their will be in, the is at once , , and .
A of Mad Libs a . Conversely, a is .
==In popular culture and the ==
*Various episodes of the groundbreaking series : -hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character will use no words except "", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "." Incidentally, this article was by a . You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.
==notes==
Parts of this were from Wikipedia.
	Great This has a good , but isn't . You [ can something about it].
==To Make Your Own Libs, Or Read Other's Libs==
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Mad Libs/examples

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:See also: Mad Libs
==Sample Story==
Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.
=== One ===
by 
, the the . One the . , the .
 
While , had it and said , ", I the . , I ."
 while , had the . and , had the 
==Story 2==
=== This Is What Happens When That Is About To Be ===
By 
, . "What!" Said . Sreamed "You !". "Yeah" replied , "At ". Then 's . said "I'll get some . And Can and throw at stupid old . Then Screamed "AAA! A !". Whatever That Thing Was, It 's and . "Oh Man!" Said , "It's Out Here!". Then was attacked by with a , while got . suddenly Jumped that was and . Said " My Favorite Color is !". "There's Nothing like !" said . interrupted ", Get ing silly ! , you're ! And You're a !". Then woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big 's <choose><option></option><option></option></choose>. It was . "Help!" said as he . Before anyone could , ed, grabbed a and said , "," Before being ed by 
To Be Continued... 
Please Add
==Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake==
I want a girl with like 
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that 
And that like 
I want a girl with the right 
Whos fast, and thorough, and as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair
She's touring the , and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short ,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong 
I want a girl who gets up 
I want a girl who stays up 
I want a girl with prosperity
Who uses to cut through 
With that shine like 
And a voice that is like glass
She is fast, thorough, and as a tack
She's touring the , and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short ,
And a long, long 
Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
Somewhere in we will meet accidentally
Well start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants with a cup-holder arm rest
She wants that will get her there
She's changing her name from to 
She's trading her for a white 
I want a girl with a short ,
And a
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
== Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix) ==
Mama, 
sold myself again
not miss brainy, nice, or cute
big tits and hair no one disputes
Mama, this is so much fun
they'll pay more
 if i say that i'm 'bi' too
Mama, ooh ooh
Didn't mean to make you sigh
If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow
sell me on, the 'o' dot com
paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'
lets wait, 
bids have begun
forget the geezers who don't care
to brush their teeth 
or comb their hair
Goodbye, little hick town
i'm worth more than gold
to a couple who are rich and want me nude.
Mama, ooh ooh
my smile is bright,
 
clothes are too tight 
i'll send a postcard home 
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Mad Libs/examples2

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==The the ==
It all started when a a . Then things got . The a then things got even more . Eventually took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named . Made up of a a , and these four things would rise up and take down the evil . Their plan was to him in the then, while doing that, rescue the 
from the 
== Flying Scots ==
There was once a named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he to the just to see the . Suddenly he found that his had turned . Soon he found himself flying into a . When he landed, he died. Then a fag named who called himself the , him in the times then said "It's here you !"
== death ==
One day was , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , and then . The End.
== people ==
 is my .
 is .
 is 's .
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 is in their their .
 is .
 is .
 has one .
 is .
 is about to be .
 a .
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== of ==
A a when will the . is because is not . However, to from another , the may be the of . A will in the , but until , !
But to in some other , let us a that was . By that , we can that will unless s .
== When I Was a ==
When I was a young 
My father took me into City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the of the , 
The , and the ?"
I said, ""
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
 and ,
The they have ?
Because one day, I'll leave you 
To lead you 
To join the parade!"
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Mad Scientist

==Form DX-467==
The International Mad Scientist Convention 
Assessment of Presumed Knowledge
===Materials===
#Pencils
#Eraser
#Calculator - RPN only
#Tinfoil hat
#1-3 Human SubjectsPlease return alive. They are not cheap you know!
===Rules===
*The paper should be turned in after the alloted time: 100 minutes. All work done after this point will be disregarded. Time travel not permitted.
*Cheating is frowned upon; If you are caught, you are not IMSO material and will be disqualified. If you got away with it - well done.
*Mark the correct answer to the question with an X. Mad Scientists have no second thoughts, so the instructions on how to change your answer later is unnecessary.
==Page 1 of 35==
|thumb|330px|Our Founder.
* When destroying the world with a 100m robot; the most important thing to pay attention to is:
# How you will fund your robot.
# How to hide the construction site for 10 years until it's built.
# Where to put the massive weakpoint that will instantly destroy the device.
#To buy the batteries, because that's what ruins Christmas.
* Why is a giant laser a good idea?
# You can effectively duct tape the British spy hunting you to the laser, killing two birds with one stone.
# The laser won't backfire as easily as - for example - a retrovirus would. Except if you use it as a solarium
# You can host really cool (and deadly) rave parties!
* What is the best way of performing a makeshift brain surgery?
# The classic trick: Make the subject listen to 50 cent, or read uncyclopedia, for 3 hours. Insert new brain after the old has completely disappeared.
# The "Vodka & stalagmite" method. (Extra useful if secret lab is located in Russia)
# Hypnosis. Why exhaust yourself when you can get the subject to do it himself?
* Some scientists are actually good, but release a scourge upon the world by mistake. How do you deal with those?
# This messes up whatever evil plan i had for the enslavement of man. I will have to quickly research means to travel to a parallel dimension. The "Good me" from the other dimension could pose a problem though...
# Another scientist releasing the doom of mankind makes me redundant. This cannot happen.
# I don't care - they are always the first to die from their own experiments anyway.
Please continue the test on page 2
if you can find it!
==Citations==
==See Also==
*Emmett Brown
* Scientist
* Science
* Bioethics
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Mad Scientist hall of fame

:First, we're sorry if you're here by mistake, but since you are here, have a seat and enjoy the tea and crumpets.
Welcome to the Mad Scientists hall of fame! Today we will be exploring all kinds of science and the scientists who made them famous. But especially, we will be focusing on the mad scientists, heheheheheehhee. Uh-hem. As you will find most scientists are Germans, but occasionally a few will be French (if they sucked at painting, wink, wink).
== Hall of Fame ==
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Maddox

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The correct background color here should be black. As Maddox himself would say, your monitor is actually a lightbulb, not a piece of paper. But unfortunately, a wiki is a piece of paper.
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===Uncyclopedia can go lick my massive balls===
If you’re wondering who or what an Uncyclopedia is or if they even exist, this is their logo here:
center||Thieving bastards!
This "website" exemplifies everything that is wrong with the Internet. What do you get when you pack as many idiots together in as small a space as possible and arm them all with AK-47s? It's kind of like that, but instead of AK-47s they have the notion that somebody cares. 
Their - I wish there was an appropriate term in the English language, but in its absence I'll say "humor" - is based on a basic pointage system. Any concept which has nothing to do with the article in question is worth one point. Combining these in the confines of a single sentence creates extra points, rather like combos in Tekken. Besides this, extra points are given for mentioning any of a list of concepts which are considered "in-jokes". It's pretty much like when you were writing coursework back in school, except at least then you had incentives for bullshitting. 
Uncyclopedia wouldn’t be such a bad web site if the shit written on it was actually funny, but that's pretty much the problem; it's not. I was sitting with my thumb up my ass, trawling through this snowdrift of bullshit with the idea of proving myself wrong and finding something funny, when I suddenly almost laughed:
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The reason I only almost laughed, apart from the fact that I'm never wrong, is because this picture seemed familiar to me somehow. Sure, it was funny, but I had already seen it somewhere before. Perhaps *I* had created it? Maybe? But surely that is impossible, seeing as that would constitute plagiarism. Let's examine it closely to see if we can prove or disprove this hypothesis:
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I now have people e-mailing me with bullshit along the lines of, “OMG MADDIX! I CANT B-LEIV U STOLE THAT PIC FROM UNCYCLOPEDIA LOL!”. Great, that’s all I need, more pea-brained imbeciles e-mailing me.
I decided to give this picture the benefit of the doubt, because it reminded me of the old "monkeys on a typewriter managing to make something readable" thing, and I thought, what the hell, anything's possible in an infinite universe right? 
Then I saw the page about me. That changed my mind alright. Holy shit, is imitating my style meant to be funny? All this recursing is making my head hurt. Just check out the fine print assholes:
center||Clear enough for you?
Suck my balls.
113,398 Irish people don't realize that I'd never give enough of a damn about Uncyclopedia to write an article about it.
maddox@xmission.com'''''
Back to how much I rule...'''''
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Mafia

The mafia is a notorious criminal organization that has been terrorizing Italy for centuries. From its humble beginnings as a group of neighborhood thugs to its current status as one of the most powerful crime groups in the world, the mafia has an extensive history filled with violence, corruption, and spaghetti. The mafia was a tight-knit group, and they would do anything to protect their family and their territory.
==History==
The mafia originated in Sicily well before there were any "gangsters", with secret codes and handshakes to avoid speaking to polizia (police).
===Influence in America===
Fast forward: The mafia had set up shop in major cities like New York, Chicago, and Las Vegas and were living the high life, e.g. fancy cars, nice suits, and shitloads of money. They had a hand in all kinds of illegal activities such as gambling, prostitution, and trading old pokemon cards.
==Working in the shadows==
The Italian mafia is like a secret pizza party that operates in the shadows, using spaghetti code to encrypt their lasagna plans. They are the ninja turtles of organized crime, with each member wearing fedoras and speaking only in dramatic hand gestures. The chef is the pizza master, orchestrating the criminal operations from his underground gelato parlor, where he sips espresso and plots to take over the world with cannoli cannons. The mafia's power lies in their ability to make offers that can't be refused, like forcing you to eat an entire tiramisu if you don't pay your dues. In the world of the Italian mafia, pasta is power, and marinara is might. It's a nonsensical spaghetti western where the only law is the law of lasagna.
==The fall==
Italian racial stereotypes played a significant role in the downfall of the mafia. When word got out that the organization was of Italian origin, society's perception immediately shifted. Instead of associating the mafia with criminal activities and power, people began to stereotype them as mere purveyors of spaghetti and pizza. This misconception greatly affected the reputation and operations of the mafia. Many members faced intense scrutiny and discrimination, leading to internal strife and external pressure. As a result, a significant number of individuals chose to leave the organization altogether, while others simply lost their motivation to continue. Only a dedicated few remained, struggling to maintain the once formidable empire amidst a sea of misunderstandings and prejudices.
 
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Mafia (disambiguation)

A Mafia is an ethnic, family or culture-based organized crime enterprise.
Mafia usually refers specifically to:
* Sicilian Mafia, the original "Mafia", often referred to simply as "the Mafia"
* American Mafia, an Italian-American offshoot of the original Sicilian Mafia often referred to simply as "The Mafia" in the United States
* Ethnic Italian organized crime in general and Organized crime in Italy 
* Gangsters, teenager slang for awesome. Because the Mafia is just awesome
== Entertainment ==
* Mafia Wars, a mafia-themed video game
* The Godfather, a mafia-themed video movie.
== Groups and organizations ==
* Bomber Mafia, a group of American military men who believed that long-range heavy bomber aircraft in large numbers were able to win a war
* Maffia, Czechoslovak secret organization acting during World War I
* Lesbian Sex Mafia, a New York City group for the support of alternative culture women
* Scottish mafia, a pejorative term for a group of Scottish politicians supposedly in control of the British government in the recent Labour administrations
* Gay Mafia, or Velvet Mafia, a pejorative term for the amalgamation of gay rights groups in politics and the media
Magenta

Magenta is a widely critisized colour for its pure brightness. It can irritate anyone's eyes, even the eyes of people who constantly stare at solid colours so much that their eyes become used to it. The only positive is that it's one of four printer colours, alongside yellow, cyan, and black, and it doesn't run out as much as cyan.
==?==
"What the fuck is a 'magenta'? Why not, say, fuchsia?"
How do you think the Italian town of the same name would feel if there was a bloody war fought right where they were and they got no honour for it?
"OF COURSE IT'S ITALY! They really like fame, it seems."
They're also known for their olives and grapes.
"I can let those slide, as the colours weren't directly named after Italy. But Magenta? That's too far, pal."
Say what you want to say, but just know Magenta is one of the most popular names for this colour.
"What worse could possibly happen?"
Oh, some people call it Pink.
...
And purple.
"OK, now I can respect the Italians. Why in hell or heaven would someone call it PURPLE!? You know what, just go on with this."
Thank you. You got us off-track.
==Applications==
One of the applications is one I mentioned before: printers. Printers are known for not cooperating. Magenta is one of the fastest ink cartridges to run out. Only cyan beats Magenta in that matter. Another application is in paint. Out of all paint colours up to tertiary, Magenta is "the last one" in the cycle. The only reason this works is because some random dudes decided Red was at the beginning because it was at the beginning of the light spectrum. This is also why when you start at a hue of 0, you get red. However, we have gotten off-track AGAIN.
"Seems like it's a YOU proble-"
STFU!!!!!!
==See also==
* Purple
* Fuchsia
* Pink
* Mardi Gras
* Mauve
* Deep Pink
* Italy, the birthplace of this colour
* Colours (below)
Magic Lamp

right|thumbnail|An average magic lamp
Magic Lamps are priceless, Arabian artifacts that can be found on eBay for around $26. Magic lamps are the natural habitats of genies, who are magical creatures that grant wishes to people. If you rub a magic lamp, a genie will come out and grant you three wishes then go back into its lamp until someone else rubs it. Some wealthy Japanese businessmen pay prostitutes to lay on a table, while they rub one out above her. The prostitute is often given the three wishes afterwards.
If you put a gram of hashish in the lamp and smoke it, you won't need any wishes.
The magic lamp was invented by Leonardo da Vinci the year he died. He had gone to Arabia to do a painting of the Sphynx. Standing before his easel in the baking sun, up to his keister in blowing sand, he suddenly realized that the Sphynx was communicating with him telepathically. 
"Find the inner plague which troubles my ancient vigil," the psychic voice moaned, "and capture it in a container. Rid me of this thing!" Da Vinci's only container was a small, golden teacup. He went inside of the Sphynx and found the plague, which was a fat genie playing parcheesi with some rats. 
Da Vinci put on his Fierce Deity Mask and became Fierce Deity da Vinci. He then used his fancy new sword to strike down the genie, which he trapped in his teacup. The genie called the teacup a lamp, so da Vinci decided to also call it a lamp. When da Vinci wasn't looking, the genie asexually divided into a new genie, complete with a new lamp. This kept going on until there were about 134 genies in the world. 
After Leonardo left the Sphynx it flew to Egypt and accidentally petrified itself by eating a tainted date pudding.
==See also==
*Genie
*Barbara Eden
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Magic Screen

Magic Screen is a supercomputer, used by intergalactic terrorist Pee Wee Bin Laden Herman to do his evil biddings. 
==Biography==
Magic Screen was built in the 1950's by the government to play pong, but was then thrown away because they realized that playing real ping-pong was easier than playing it on a crappy pink computer. 
Magic Screen spent decades playing bit parts in sitcoms and movies, such as Screech on Saved by the Bell and R2D2 in Indianna Star Wars. The supercomputer developed an addiction to pain killers and was admitted to 10 rehab centers. 7 survived.
Pee Wee later found Magic Screen at a sex shop in Hollywood, and bought him. That night he attempted to have sex with it, but found there was no holes on it and left it in his closet for 1 billion years. He finally figured out how to "get inside" Magic Screen in his TV show Pee Wee's Playhouse, and in 1991 Pee Wee, Morpheus and Magic Screen had a wonderful orgy. They died seven hours later (or did they?).
Magic Screen was later revived as a physics engine for Pokemon Yellow in 1998, but was ultimately aborted due to a large number of glitches. The source of these glitches was determined to be semen ejaculated by Shigeru Miyamoto during an intense late-night session with the game. Upon discovery of this, Miyamoto was immediately fired and replaced with Steve Jobs.
==Short Revival==
A candlelight vigil was held for the 3 the night after, but it turned out Pee Wee and Morpheus had survived and the doctor who confirmed their deaths was blind, deaf, and could not feel.
Magic Screen was forgotten about after Pee Wee's third terrorist recruiting movie, Pee Wee's Big Arrest, was released, but in 2006, Pee Wee invited a bunch of his former fellow terrorist to an adult pool party, where they held Satanic rituals to revive Magic Screen. The rituals were lead by the sick bodyless genie Jambi. Jason Jambi uttered the phrase Mecca Lecca Hi Lecca Hiney Ho numerous times to summon Lucifer. Unfortunatley this did not work, so they tried playing Stairway to Heaven backwards. The sky turned black and dark spirts rose from the ground, surrounding the carcass of Magic Screen, reviving him, and giving away Ring Pops. Magic Screen celebrated his victorious return to life, but died seconds later through electric shock when he entered the pool.
==Trivia==
* Magic Screen gave Jimi Hendrix and the Beatles their first shots of LSD.
* Is Magic Screen a guy or a girl? You just don't know!
* Magic Screen's HD is filled with enough child porn to get you the death penalty.
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