Kenny visits North Park

It was December 20th, 5 more days until Christmas. I had a 14-year-old daughter named Maria and she LOVED South Park. She particularly had an emotional attachment to Kenny McCormick. 
There hasn't been a single time I saw the tv without South Park on when Maria got home from school. 
I asked her what kind of stuff she wanted for Christmas, and she said she wanted a DVD on South Park, so I went to the mall with her one day at FYE. 
She was so happy that she was at the mall, and she had a huge smile on her face. She was looking at the t-shirts and I was in the DVD section I asked an employee if they had any of the South Park DVDs and they said "Oh.. we have them..." The employee sounded as if she wasn't finished with her sentence.
"They're over here." she said walking me over to them. I scanned the section and a specific DVD then caught my eye. It seemed to be a used South Park DVD that seemed to be old and dusty but I decided to buy it any way because I knew any DVD would make her happy.
It was finally Christmas and after we had all opened are presents, Maria was insistent upon watching her DVD and I told her "Well go watch it in the back bedroom."
She had taken the DVD with her and sat on the floor and played the DVD. The DVD had no intro to it and it didn't have the classic guitar strum transition. 
It had shown a picture of Kenny's house for about 10 seconds and then it showed Kenny staring into your soul with dark circles under his eyes and he looked to be very sick with pale skin. 
Someone knocked on the door and Kenny's pupils turned left very slowly. "K-Kenny? a-are you there?" A soft girl's voice said. the creaky door opened slowly and it appeared to be a young girl that looked like to be a replica of Maria, only a little younger. 
the girl had brown curly lob styled hair with what seemed to be a Japanese school girl outfit. "Yes?" Kenny said. "I just maybe wanted to see if you wanted to go to north park with me." She said. "Yes..." Kenny answered suspiciously.
It then cut to a scene where Kenny was in the hot sun slowly walking unlike the type of "bop walking" they normally animate. Kenny looked as if he was going to die in the hot sun while Maria's replica looked perfectly happy, not one bit damaged to dehydration. 
They kept walking in a loop for about 3 minutes and it then cut to a scene where they were at a garbage can filled with dead bodies and there was a faint crunching noise.
"Wtf is that?" Kenny asked. The short blanket like creature turned it's head all the way around with moving it's body. Maria then said "that's your backwards Replica, Ynnek. if you get killed, He'll go after the person who killed you."
Maria's Replica then accidently stepped on a poisonous snake and the snake lunged forward at Kenny's face and started biting his face off until his face turned into a bloody pulp.
Ynnek then said angerly in a low demonic voice; "YOU KILLED HIM. NOW I'LL GET YOU." Maria's replica screamed she had no way to defend herself. Ynnek then took a blade to her neck and chopped it off and the credits then rolled. Maria was horrified.
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