Ham-Ham Homicide

One slow afternoon i was going through the channels, looking for something good to watch. After minutes of searching i found something called "Lost Episode: Hamtaro Season 0 Episode 666: ham-ham homicide. I watched, and hours after that I was thinking what the hell did i just watch? Words can't express how i felt during this episode so i will just retell it like it was a shit fanfiction.
All of the ham-hams were resting, except for one. Hamtaro had been wide awake and could not fall asleep. His mind was keeping him awake, his insane mind was taking over his body. He was no normal ham-ham anymore, He was psychopathic ham-ham.
Hamtaro got up from his bed and ran out the door, making sure not to wake up brandy, he tiptoed all the way to the club house. There, he went to bosses room and stabbed him with a sharp stick. All of bosses hyper-realistic blood splashed on hamtaro, making him all red. Hamtaro knew all of the other ham-hams were at their homes. It was perfect for hamtaro, he would not have to worry about screams waking everyone up. First he went to oxnards house, he snuck right into his cage and slit his throat, his screams almost woke his owner up. Then Hamtaro ate oxnard as a snack, he enjoyed it very much.
Hamtaro went to bijou's house next, Hamtaro said in his childish voice "it's time for that obsessive some of a bitch to get what she deserves." Which was hilarious because of his voice. He went in her cage and started to rape her. It felt like hours until her was finally done. He gouged her eyes out and ate them, then he cut her head clean off.
Hamtaro went back to his cage to clean the blood off, the smell of blood almost woke laura up. The next day he went to the clubhouse. Hamtaro acted like nothing happened and went up to the others. "Wheres oxnard, boss, and bijou?" asked sandy as she walked into bosses room. When she looked down she saw the body of boss laying on the floor in a pool of blood. She dashed out of the room crying, telling everyone what happened. Nobody did anything but cry then, but hamtaro had fake tears in his eyes to cover up what he had done. "We must find out who did this" Stan declared. Then, with tears in their eyes, the hams went investigating.
Hamtaro turned off the lights, The defenseless ham were left to question what was happening. "GET THE LIGHTS!" Panda screamed. But that was not the only scream heard that day. Once the light were turned on, the hams could clearly see two things. One of them was that Hamtaro was missing. The other was gruesome, Stan, Penelope, Dexter, Howdy, and Cappy laying on the floor, dead, and Hamtaro had used their blood to draw a satanic pentagram.
All of the hams dashed out of the clubhouse. They went to a secret hideout. "We need to find a way to kill Hamtaro, for penelope." Pashmina sobbed. "I cant believe Hamtaro did this to my brother!" Said cried. "Pashmina is right, the only way out of this is killing him." Panda said. "I have a great idea!" Maxwell exclaimed.
The next scene played, it showed Hamtaro, covered in blood, staring at the other hams. Then, he shut the lights off. He ran at sandy unknowing about what was going to happen. Maxwell stabbed Hamtaro through the heart. He had made night vision goggles to know when he was going.
Then the episode ended. The channel supposedly got hijacked, but is still have one question. Why would anyone take the time out of their day to made this episode...
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Category:Satire
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Lost Episodes
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