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Alarmism

Alarmism is the single-most dangerous social trend that we face as a species today. No other ill of the human condition even comes close to the consequences we will all suffer if the scourge of unbridled alarmism is not dealt with and completely eradicated immediately!
==Roots of alarmism==
It is a little known fact that alarmism was originally introduced into our otherwise idyllic society by an unholy alliance of fascists, communists and muslims! Their aim has been to disrupt our lives with such fear and dread that we all cower in our holes, never venturing out to see the TRUTH! That everything is OK and we are not all going to die tomorrow!
But these alarmists have conspired to ruin us. By daily reminding us that the corn lobby is killing us, our trucks will roll over on top of our babies, our children's toys will poison them, our pet gerbils will eat us alive, or our Coca Colas will give us prostate cancer, they have damaged our economy, destroyed our sense of well-being, and caused us all to cower in abject fear.
==Take action against alarmism NOW!==
Well I say no more!
You can have my High Fructose Corn Syrup when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand!
Chinese toys? 99 cent store, here I come!
And don't even think about illegalizing my Hummer. I'll fuck you up.
Let the killer bees sting me, let the sharks try to bite me. And I laugh at your Swine Flu. Who's with me?
I say, If we don't stop these alarmists from ruining our lives, we will all be dead within a half-century. Human civilization just can't continue to live in fear of the next terrorist attack, designer plague, corporate consumer safety cover-up, or agriculture lobby conspiracy. Alarmists are literally everywhere today - on your television news, in our churches, in our schools and on our street corners. They won't quit until you are completely under their mind-control. It will not be long before implants in our brains will warn us about the latest recalled meat. Then they will tell you the implants are killing you! There is no end to their tyranny!
Fight back against alarmism now before it kills you and your family!
Category:Culture
Category:Media
Category:Fear
Category:Society
Alcatraz

The common misconception is that the Alcatraz is a large raptor which resembles a buzzard, living on the cliffs of Patagonia (also known as California.) While the word Alcatraz is similar to the word Alcatraz, they have absolutely nothing in common. Also many people believe that Alcatraz is an island. It may be a peninsula or maybe a continent but it is definitely not an island. Victoria is a power ranger. Roxanne.
 
In actuality, the Alcatraz is a hotel on a small West Indian resort island which was named after the French word Cordon Bleu, which refers to the blue ropes that restrict you from going directly to the front of the line when you're at the movie theater trying to buy tickets.
==History==
Alcatraz is the only hotel in North America to have a French name, and as such, it came as a great surprise to visitors to see Freedom Fries offered on the menu. The hotel also offered theme rooms based on a popular motif known as "prison." As such, the hotel manager, who doubled as President of Alcatraz for Life, often used these themed quarters as actual prison cells, adding to the ambiance and generally happy atmosphere.
Founded in 1492, after Christopher Columbus invented Vespucciland, the West Indians ceded the island to the Americans who unfortunately renamed Alcatraz using the alternate spelling of Alcatraz. An angry group of East Indians decided to try to confuse matters by opening a chain of restaurants with a slightly different spelling which went by the name of Alcatraz. They ended up being chased around on boats by hippies and elves belonging to the organization called Green Peas (not to be confused with Greenpeace) for cooking their Freedom Fries using vegetable oil. During the brief skirmish, many international observers monitored the ensalada (similar to the intifada, but with more greenery and with olive pits instead of pitting the Islams against the Jews.) Many years later, it became understood in psychological circles that Indians lacked the part of the brain which allowed them to respect nature. Even later than that, it was learned that Americans lacked the part of the brain which allowed them to analyze Indians. All of these people agreed that Alcatraz is definitely not an island.
==Famous Residents of Alcatraz==
*Sean Connery Stayed in Alcatraz briefly, when Ed Harris tried to blow up San Fransisco with a giant melon.
*The Anti-Pope was briefly trapped in the Idi Amin penthouse suite.
*An unknown person was once seen entering the hotel at exactly the same time as he was seen leaving it. Backwards.
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Category:Prisons
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Alcholol

Alcholol makes you apprecitate the fine rhtings in life. It makes you things of things tyou normally don't nto mind thinkig about wither.
==Typing==
It has ome to my attention that my typing is not that good while i am drink</strikie> drunke. Ingeneral, editing skillss are <strinke>horirble and even though the words i inteded to come out are not tooo bad, the cautly compostion of the words and sentences themselves ar horrible.
==varities==
Whiseky - THe preffered drink of certain uncylopedians.
Beer
Piss Beer - Ususlly of the mexican Varity, the piss-beer
Vodka Yeah therez vodka as well k.
==Sick of that==
THere's other things about alvhol to be talkin about. like how you don't care about things ou do, or things you thought, or typed or whatever.
Cmmon i want something new. How about some pictures... [ok here's some stuff.] Now what's here oh right! how abot this!? 
That's horrible though huh? I'm sure you guys want some pictures of prety ladieeeses of seomthing... how baout some boobs boobs.jpg
==upon fruther reflc iton==
Upon firther reflection, the boob;s pic didn't work. probably best i guess. like, it would somewqhat ruin the quality of this arcitlae. So anyaywa, back to the topic at hand,
==The topice ant hand.====
oh crap yuou know what? i can't contine this. I'm feelng pretty 'howyou doing'. i think i should stup and probably go and eat something. Can't drive anymore, so i'm ordering a pizzza. oh no
==Continuing edits (or deletion)==
YTou know what, if some tother drunken stated person wants to continue this article - i think it'd be a good idea. Or otherwise just delte it. I wouldn't mind.
I feel sleepy. but jessiac albe maybe? 
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about (hidden)
Alderaan

Alderaan is the name of a cloud of space dust, formerly not a cloud of space dust, but that was before it Asploded in 1977 AD (0 BBY).
Lucas intended Alderaan to serve as a decoy in case some evil maniac bent on conquering the galaxy decides to destroy Earth. Indeed, when the Empire announced its Star Wars program, a counter-rocket defense program against the Soviet Union, Earth was planned to be their primary military target. Initially, Princess Leia (a shining star and deadly warrior, nicknamed Death Star), the leader of the invasion on Earth, wanted to destroy Dantooine, but the rest of the Imperial military was against that idea, since they were all secretly writing illegal KOTOR fanfics and were afraid that their predictions of Revan living happily ever after with Bastila Shan on Dantooine for 4,000 years (describing their relationships with great detail) would contradict reality.
As Dantooine was unanimously declared an unsuitable target, Leia and her father launched an attack against Earth. Unfortunately, they mistook Alderaan for Earth, as the two planets looked almost identical - which was exactly what Lucas intended. Since nobody really cared about Alderaan, nobody believed the Empire was evil.
When Earth was once again placed in jeopardy during George W. Bush's War on Terra campaign, Lucas created yet another clone of Earth, and called it Naboo. However, by doing so he accidentally spawned one of the galaxy's most sinister evils - Emperor Palpatine Jar Jar Binks. Whether Lucas' attempts to save Earth will succeed is yet to be seen.
Category:Former planetsCategory:Star WarsCategory:Things that go Boom
Category:Earth Analog planetsCategory:Extrasolar planets
Alected/UnTunes:Blood Guy

BLOOD GUY
:Driving alone, tonight's the night
:This guy will meet me & my knife
:falls in my trunk with blinkin' eyes
:He's on my table now
:Cuttin' his cheek to wake him up
:He gets hysterical, and asks
:What's up with all the plastic wrapped
:'Round me? So clinical
:So you're a tough guy
:Mother butcher rough guy
:Just to have a laugh guy
:Doin' evil stuff guy
:I'll make you die
:Just like you made them die
:'Cause you deserve to die
:For making my mum die
:I'm the blood guy
:Duh
:I'm the blood guy
:I like it when he bleeds a lot
:When I cut his body to eight
:Pieces, I'll take him in my boat
:To drop him in the sea
:My sister likes to play along
:With me, but don't know she belongs to a
:family of serial killers, 
:That would piss her off
:So you're a tough guy
:Kid abuser rough guy
:Turned him into Mogwai
:Now he likes to hurt guys
:I'll make you die
:Just like you made them die
:'Cause you deserve to die
:Almost made this boy die
:Here's your blood, guy
:Duh
:Here's your blood guy, duh
:I'm only good with fuckin' blood, blood
:I hate when you haunt me
:I guess I'm pretty mad when I'm alone
:Was never scared of you
:But now, I see you in my thoughts
:But when Aunt Deb appears, you are never shown.
:I'm your blood, guy
:I'm, I'm your blood, guy
:blood guy, blood guy
:I'm your blood.
Category:Alected
Alected/UnTunes:Blood Guy pt 2

BLOOD GUY PT 2
:When I'm away from you
:I'm snappier than ever
:But when we're back together
:I turn into a stew
:Give me a tip or two so they think I am clever
:Then you can pick my sweater
:And tell me what to do, mm-mm
:Do I have a point of view
:Or maybe I share it with you?
:When I listen to "Scar Tissue" 
:Do I have you in my thoughts?
:I knew when I asked you to (When I asked you to)
:Kill your girlfriend because she was so cruel
:You'd do the opposite of what you said you'd do (What you said you'd do)
:And I'd end up more afraid
:Don't say it isn't fair
:You clearly werеn't aware that you made me misеrable
:But if you really wanna know
:When I'm away from you (When I'm away from you)
:I'm snappier than ever (Crappier than ever)
:But when we're back together (But when we're back together)
:I turn into a stew, mm-mm
:You call me again, drunk on your boat
:Butchering people like they were goats
:You scared me to death, but I'm wastin' my breath
:'Cause you only listen to dark passengers
:I don't relate to you
:I don't relate to you, no
:But I still feel like I'm your blood, guy
:Even though you made me fucking die
:And they still write songs about us on the internet
:No one has ever had the love we had
:'Cause that shit's embarrassing, you were my everything
:And all that you did was make me fuckin' glad
:So don't waste the time I don't have
:'Cause even when I lie in my grave
:I could talk about every time that you showed up on time
:To once again save my life 'cause that's all you did
:Never paid any mind to your lovers or kid, so I
:just received all your love 'cause I used to plead
:You were the one constant good
:In my life, and even far far beyond
:Made all your family my own
:Don't ever leave me alone, yeah (Love you)
:(Ah)
:(Goddamn)
:(Ah)
:(Love you)
:(Love you)
Category:AlectedCategory:Love
Alected/UnTunes:FOLDING TEAM

FOLDING TEAM
:I joined the folding team thing last week
:Just like we always talked about
:'Cause you were so excited for me
:To finally try this project out
:But today, I folded my pink sweater
:Crying 'cause you weren't around
:And you're probably with that rich guy
:Who always made me doubt
:He even has his license
:He's everything I'm insecure about
:Yeah, today, I fold my Dex sweater
:'Cause how could I ever love someone else?
:And I know we weren't perfect
:But I've never felt this way for no one
:And I just can't imagine
:How you could be so okay now that I'm gone
:Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
:'Cause you said forever, now I fold alone my laundry.
:And all my fingers are tired
:Of folding only my own clothes, but
:I kinda feel sorry for them
:'Cause they'll never touch you the way that I do
:Yeah, today, I fold my pink sweater
:And picture I was folding you instead.
:And I know we weren't perfect
:But I've never felt this way for no one
:Oh, and I just can't imagine
:How you could be so okay now that I'm gone
:I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
:'Cause you said forever, now I fold alone my laundry.
:Black shirts, grey socks
:I still see your face in the machine fish tank
:Can't pair all the socks that I used to wear back
:When I was foldin' you@home (Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
:Undershirts = gay
:I still smell your scent in my underwear, but
:They were really clean
:God, I'm so blue, know we're through
:But I was foldin' you@home (Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh)
:I know we weren't perfect
:But I've never felt this way for no one
:And I just can't imagine
:How you could be so okay now that I'm gone
:Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
:'Cause you said forever, now I fold alone my laundry.
:Yeah, you said forever, now I fold alone my laundry.
==See also==
*HowTo:Get Over Jenny
Category:Alected
Alected/UnTunes:I'm On Fire

I'M ON FIRE
:Hell, hot
:Low, low hell
:Hell, hot
:Low, low
:Low as a lava well
:Fryin'
:Burnin'
:Scorchin'
:Incineratin'
:Blazin', there
:Hell, hell
:Smoke me like how Dexter did
:Take me out now by incineration
:Make me just a rain of ash
:I promise I'm not packing heat or smokes
:Just fire
:I'm on fire
:Hottest fire
:Like a burnin' tire
:Bladders may pop
:But I'll get through it because of my gel Guess who forgot his gel today? 
:Either way, I'm red hot like fire
:Yellow fire
:Hottest fire
:I'm on fire
:Jesus, I'm so hot
:Jesus, I'm the greatest
:Jesus, In the bizz and
:Jesus, it's insane
:Jesus, how much
:Jesus, I'm so great
:Jesus, better than
:Jesus, Wyclef and
:Jesus, LL too
:Jesus, I'm a God
:Jesus, I'm hip-hop
:Jesus, I'm the art
:Jesus I'm like Christ
:Jesus 'cause I rock
:Jesus, I'm so cool
:Jesus, I'm so vain.
:Smoke me like how Dexter did
:Take me out now by incineration
:Make me just a rain of ash
:I promise I'm not packing heat or smokes
:Just fire
:I'm on fire
:Hottest fire
:Like a burnin' tire
:I like fire, mmh
:I like fire
:Hell, hot
:Low, low hell
:Hell, hot
:Low, low
:Low as a lava well
:Fryin'
:Burnin'
:Scorchin'
:Incineratin'
:Blazin', there
:Hell, hell
==References==
Category:AlectedCategory:EvilCategory:People in HellCategory:Kanye West
Alected/UnTunes:I'm On Fire pt 2

I'M ON FIRE PT 2
:Bake what you want
:Bake everything
:Bake what you want
:Bake what you want
:Better that I change positions to hide from the Sun
:Violence in the noon, violence in the noon
:Sunscreen, sunscreen, do I have any sunscreen?
:I don't think so
:I'll be sunbaked, I'll be sunbaked
:We all naked
:Let it go
:I'll be sunbaked, we all naked
:I'll be sunbaked, we all naked
:I'm pulled out, ain't got protection
:Guess we goin' to burn, guess who forgot his gel?
:Guess who forgot his gel today?
:Guess who forgot his gel today?
:Guess who forgot his gel today?
:God breathed on my balls today
:Let me stay here on the beach, why you bein' such a bitch?
:I hold on likе Christ
:I roll, I roll in the sand
:Guess who'll stay past 10:00?
:Like, next
:Guess who'll stay past 12:00?
:I made a choice to get tan, single ball ain't so bad
:But I ain't gonna lose it
:Something's off, think that's my toe
:Guess who forgot his gel today?
:What a grand plan to tan all day
:I want freckles too, let it go
:I'll be sunbaked, we all naked
:I'll be sunbaked, we all naked
:I'm pulled out, ain't got protection
:Guess we goin' to burn, guess who forgot his gel?
:Guess who forgot his gel today?
:Guess who forgot his gel today?
:Guess who forgot his gel today?
:God breathed on my balls today
:Get in my cells, that's my body
:Made in the basements of hell, there is shady
:Stay out here all day, blisters like melonnies
:Who is Jordan Peele? Don't know him
:Hey Lupita, peel all my body but don't touch those balls
:Told me, "Stop this insanity right now, we goin' home"
:Fuck that, 'cause just like Scanners, (I) need hose of foam
:Looks like the second downfall of Rome
:Roam out here all alone, like Nova and Heston
:I have full control of my skin tone
:You already know what I think 'bout umbrellas
:They are for rain, I already told you it's the Sun for me
:Don't try to gel my balls or my penis
:I won't die out here, I'm better than Jesus
:Reset
:In my cells, in my cells today
:Don't have to gel me to touch me
:This is what life looks like, on the cool bay
:If I put on my gel, ring the bell, I go straight to hell
:I know what that feels like
:Iron Lake City, New York, yikes.
:Guess who forgot his gel today?
:Guess who forgot his gel today?
:Guess who forgot his gel today?
:God breathed on my balls today
Category:CancerCategory:Alected
Alected/UnTunes:Shtisel pt 2

"Shtisel pt 2" is the very second unimaginary duet in "Weird Al" Yankovic's career, not including songs from non-unimaginary albums by other artists, supposedly, former possibly maybe performed by Weird Al and Nicolas Cage.
It has been announced as the national anthem of Earth by Volodymyr Zelenskyy on 23 April, 2022.
SHTISEL PT 2
:I get distracted when I smell a noodles pie
:Rough on the surface, but you cut through with a knife
:And if it was an open-shut case
:I never would've known the features of your face
:Lost in the sewer stench of grape juice wine
:The more that you eat, the less you love
:Whatever you chew, I'll swallow
:I'm cooking for you to make you smile
:Want a peach? Have a pile
:First was a widow and a little insecure
:Next was my cousin, she was innocent and pure
:And then just like a mythical beast
:Like she were a fairy or a warrior prince
:She knew my disease and gave the cure
:The more that you eat, the less you love
:Whatever you chew, I'll swallow
:I'm cooking for you to make you smile
:Want a peach? Have a pile
:You know that my cocoa is the best
:A sweeter kiss will follow
:I'm baking for you to make you smile
:Want a peach? Have a pile
:Finally we know that the food is not the taste
:Of our lives, cause that's conspiracy
:Finally we know that the soda's not the taste
:Love is much stronger than a spiced Pepsi
:Wait for our dinner, and I'll meet you at breakfast
:Show you the places where my kisses everlast
:Now this is an open-shut case
:I guess I should've known from the smile on your face
:Every bite and lick was a work of art
:The more that you eat...
:The more that you eat...
:Hey, have a pile
:That's not vile
:Yeah, have a pile
:Every bite and lick was a work of art
:Have a pile
:Hey, have a pile
:I'm cooking for you to make you smile
:Want a peach? Have a pile
Category:AlectedCategory:Jewish cultureCategory:Christina Aguilera
Alected/UnTunes:The Cover

THE COVER
:I saw this CD
:By my favorite band
:But it's just ugly as shit
:This situation, it really
:Makes me feel bad
:I don't know how to proceed
:(Bye Bye!) What to buy now?
:(It's Off!) I've made the best album of all time
:And reinvented metal too
:South Park promoted shit for you
:Coldplay disbanded 'cause of you
:And now all that's left is the cover...
:I want to be free
:To listen to it
:It makes me wanna fuck kids
:Why this band never takes a
:Look in the mirror?
:Designing issues & shit
:(Bye Bye!) What to hear now?
:(It's Off!) I've bought a nice house in my hometown
:Put in a nice floor and some paint
:Finally decided where to place
:The cool white tablecloth I dig
:But you'll fuck it up with your cover
:One day I must decide if you're worth it
:Gave my life and I realized you took it
:Please check out Deftones
:Please check out Pink Floyd
:Please check out Primus
:Please check out Donda
:(Bye Bye!) What to do now?
:(It's Off!) You've made the best album of all time
:And reinvented metal too
:South Park promoted shit for you
:Coldplay disbanded 'cause of you
:But I won't buy your fucking cover.
Category:Alected
Category:Nu Metal
Category:Design
Category:Ugly
Alected/UnTunes:Uncyclopedia ("Weird Al" Yankovic UnTune)

"Uncyclopedia" is the first ever UnTune by American musician "Weird Al" Yankovic. The song parodies Ukraine's entry at Eurovision Song Contest 2022, "Stefania" by Kalush Orchestra, the Cypress Hill of the Ukraine. Which makes sense, since UnTunes is the "Weird Al" Yankovic of Uncyclopedia, which is the Ukraine of the interwebs. "Uncyclopedia" will appear on Yankovic's upcoming album Alected, which is already known worldwide as the Atlantis of popular music, the Bizarro Alanis of Frank Zappa parodies, and the Bermuda Triangle of Uncyclopedia articles.
The UnTune will receive its audio version as soon as Hell breaks loose, Vladimir Putin is killed and Ukraine hosts the next Eurovision Song Contest. But the non-audio version is still partly available due to the Great Internet Leak of Bucha, executed by the Great Butcher of Europa, Vlad the Butcha.
The song is notable for being the first song by Yankovic containing almost no rhymes at all, without counting the intro of this article, and "Shtisel".
UNCYCLOPEDIA
:No one knows how to pronounce Uncyclopedia
:'Cause it's too hard to pronounce the U at the start
:So they just keep not pronouncin' the name of the
:Greatest satire website known to mankind, ever.
:When someone is trying to pronounce Uncyclopedia to just compliment the site and its cool, glorious editors
:They're all suddenly get stumbled by the unexplained ability to only pronounce other sites that claim to do what we do which
:Is when you call our booty, booty, it's our duty, to take out the fucking school in, school in your neighborhood
:And blow it up to pieces like they did in that song that didn't inspire the name of this album that you currently enjoy.
:Oy oy oy oy oy oy oy
:No one knows...
:So if you cannot pronounce it yet, fuck it, you can just shove both of your hands in my pocket
:And I bet you'll feel nuts like in that extremely cool song by Bloodhound Gang, it's probly my favorite
:Then if your mum, she tells you to stop pickin' don't you fucking stop pickin' and pickin' my fuckin' piccolo 'cause that's probly the peak of your ability to
:Do hard stuff.
:Oy oy oy oy oy oy oy
:No one knows... X2
== Sources ==
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Category:Alected
Alessandra Ambrosio

We all know why you're here. 
Not to read a detailed and well expressed history of her life and various achievements, nor to ponder her rather intriguing personal life, or even to find a good recipe for blueberry pancakes. So just get it over and done with.
There, I hope you're happy. Now let us get on with our lives, bake our not-quite-as-delicious blueberry pancakes and possibly buy a new pack of Kleenex.
PS: if you want more and you are too lazy to Google, just click in the Portuguese interwiki. You don't need to understand that weird language, a crossbreed of Latin, Arab, Tupi and Yoruba - just look at the images
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