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Grendel

On a stormy night there was a wonderful demon named Grendel. His mommy was very mean to him. He would cry every time his mommy smacked him. So one day he got so mad he left on a journey to take over the world. 
As rain was pouring on top of him he saw the might mountain Kitty-Pants. He sprinted towards the mountain. The great Kitty-Pants Dragon saw him and flew from the mouth of Kitty Mountain Cave. Grendel had to fight the kitty-pants dragon breathed fried at Grendel. Grendel dove to the right. Out of the corner of his eyes he saw an double-bladed axe.
 
He ran to it as fast as he could. The dragon almost burned him with his angry fire breath. Grendel took the axe and jumped up the dragons back! He kept on slashing until t fell to the ground. After the dragon surrendered He continued to climb up Kitty-Pants mountain when he reached the top ' he saw the giant volcanoes of Mordor. Grendel looked and saw the Sands of Time blasting from the largest volcano. 
Michael Jackson sprang out from the Sands of Time and started to moonwalk. He started to sing thriller. Grendel covered his ears because the music was so horrible! Grendel was screaming in pain and almost gave up when
Ms.Singletary fell from the sky. She landed on Michael Jackson. He was so scared that he ran away not the volcano. 
He was exhausted by the time he got to Mordor. He saw the magic pie of power. He stumbled toward it. Before he could reach it Whinny the Pooh appeared from nowhere and stole the pie, vanishing into thin air. Grendel screamed at the top of his lungs. AHHHH! Everyone ran back to there homes. 
Grendel took a huge swing of his axe where the pie had been set. He smashed the area around him and created 5,000 rock golems. The golems kidnapped him and took him back to his mommy's house. She put him in timeout and grounded him. Now he was in his room, looking out his window. Someday he will not be grounded anymore; then he will try again to take over the world.
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Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

The pure, unrefined emotion in the lyrics "grilled cheese Obama sandwich" has moved me, truly. I was dying from an inoperable brain tumor, and I played Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich on my deathbed because the lyrics where simply the most beautiful, powerful and pure words to ever be spoken. Suddenly all my pain ceased, I got up, I walked.
My paralysis was cured. Doctors flooded in to see the miracle as I stood on my bed, the holy tune of Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich flooded each hall of the hospital. Dying elderly people stood, invigorated by the new power that had just flowed though their damaged eat canals, people in comatose states removed their oxygen masks and began to sing, their eyes welling with tears as they partook in the melody of Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich.
Bullets lodged inside gunshot wound victims evaporated and the wounds sealed themselves, amputees grew new limbs, fingers and toes, the deaf and blind could see and hear again, the mute could talk, the paralyzed could walk, all because of Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich. A golden glow began to shine all around me, and in my palm, once weak and clammy, there was a grilled cheese Obama sandwich.
I am walking now to my castle, under which I have built a temple where the Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich can be preserved and stored for millennia until the time is right, until the Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich profit comes to once again, to unlock the knowledge and power hidden within. Thank you, peace be upon grilled cheese Obama sandwich...
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Grilled Cheese Rant

You people make me sick.
A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or French bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.
You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.
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Grim's Boss

Anybody remember The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy? That cartoon about two kids who enslave Death. Well there is one episode that was only aired once on Adult Swim. It was written and produced during season six, but never aired for unknown reasons. If you're expecting this to be about an episode containing blood and murder, or anything else that extremely violent, then you're about to be disappointed. The episode contains no super-deformities, hyper-realism or gore.
The name of the episode is Grim's Boss. The plot revolved around Grim inviting his boss to dinner to be reviewed. The episode opens at Billy's house with Grim frantically vacuuming and cleaning before Billy walks covered in mud. He is followed by Mandy. Grim becomes extremely agitated with Billy for making a mess. Mandy asks why Grim seems so worried and hyper and Grim explains that his boss is coming over for dinner to review his work and that his job lies depends on how it goes. Mandy, as usual is uncaring and apathetic towards Grim's situation and simply tells Grim to make sure to do her chores when he's finished before leaving.
The scene cuts to Grim sitting at the table with Billy's family and practically begging them not to embarrass him. The door bell rings and Grim goes to answer it. The Devil himself steps in and greets Grim cheerfully, the latter referring to him as Mr. Satan. Satan asks Grim to simply call him Lou. As expected, Billy's stupidity ruins the dinner, causing Grim to start grab him by his neck and start shaking him comedically. Despite Billy's lack of common sense, Grim ends up keeping his job nonetheless.
Lou asks to speak with Grim in private. Grim obliges and Satan reveals that he's looking for a new apprentice and asks Grim to suggest someone evil enough for the job. Grim at first suggests himself, but Satan laughs saying that Grim needs to maintain his job as Death. Reluctantly, Grim takes Lou around Endsville to find a new apprentice, introducing him to General Skarr, Eris, and Nergal Jr., each ending with disastrous, comical results.
Just as Grim and Lou are about to give up, Mandy arrives and begins bossing Grim around. Impressed Satan pulls out a personal profile of Mandy leading to a clip montage of Mandy at her worse. Having "never seen a soul more evil" than Mandy's, Satan offers her the role as his apprentice. Mandy however overthrows Satan and becomes the new ruler of Hell, enslaving both Grim and the Devil. The episode ends with a shot of Mandy ruling over Hell with an iron fist as multiple souls are seen burning in agony.
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Grimblox explained

they say eats your soul consumes the knot between your roblox account and your life
they say for what it lacks in empathy it makes up for with a powerful lust from more power
whatever it is it's out there and it exists on roblox
and when you're stuck blindly staring face-to-face with this thing ingame
you die
instantly
in real life
grimblox it's an unidentified object
it's not really alive
it's more of a carrier to carrier for souls 
a big black frozen box
with legs dangling from insides
may not see very menacing but it's more about how it came to be like that
it was ones just a black box a black box hanging upside from the celling of a game
nothing much to it until its appearance started to change
it started sprouting parts parts that in turn started
to resemble legs long dangling legs its an ugly thing
and it screams
the grimblox is key to disappearange and the grimblox hates witnesses
the grimblox commonly makes itself present amongst large groups and it never show itself to just one player but then again it'll only ever show itself to one player
if you see someone mysteriously disconnect in a game you better hope grimblox didn't play a part because if it did not only will it sprout another limb but you'll also end up being the limb it sprouts
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Grinch Theory

The entire movie "The Grinch" was really Cindy-Lou-Who, a patient in an insane asylum, having insane hallucinations about her father, 'Mr. Grinch'.
'Max' represented the dog she had once owned, that had died in a fire when she was young. 
Feeling responsible for his death, she dreamt that he was tortured by the very same criminal who she had let slip accidentally.
She attempted to murder her father, but instead ended up killing her brother.
She hid the body securely, making sure that not a drop of blood remained in plain sight.
Every Christmas, the kids from a nearby elementary school would sing Christmas carols outside the building. These are the songs all the Whos down in Whoville sing.
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Gripping Death

I am writing this now. It's the only time I've been left alone by them...
It was a normal day, I got on my iPad and loaded plants vs. zombies. Everything worked fine... Until I went onto the mini-games. It had a new mini-game on it, no picture, but this one title:
"Don't play"
As adventurous as I used too be, I clicked it. Everything looked normal, it was a replica of level 1-2. But something was different. The plants, were S.W.A.T. Team recruits. The zombies were me. I couldn't do a thing, it seemed like a cruel joke. When it ended and the trophy was collected, the mini game was gone. It vanished. Being really mad, I contacted popcap with this argument:
"You included a mini game of me being killed, any reason for this?"
The only answer I got was this:
"We would never do something like this, maybe you downloaded a copy?"
So I checked the store, nothing. So I went onto Google and searched for any other evidence. None. So I decided to play a level of angry birds. Same thing happened. Everything was automated, no stop. So I turned off my iPad and went to the drugstore. I was frightened to see a man was murdered in the parking lot. The police told me to try to move along. So I went to the Walmart and bought some food. When I went by the drug store, everything was normal. My only thought was this:
"Everything's normal? In just 15 minutes?"
It was like nothing happened, but that night something was different. My iPad turned on. You know the sound of aggravated endermen? It was like that, everything that haunted me came back. And then some sort of monster came out, a monster. A demon. But it wanted something. I woke up the next normal morning. Like nothing happened.
My iPad laid like it was when I set it down. When I turned it on, the picture used to be my younger sister, was replaced by the demon. The background was not me with my grandfather, it was the vision of my dad having the fatal heart attack. I threw my iPad across the room, breaking it. I threw it away and bought a laptop finally. The laptop was fine, not possessed. But there was a program on it:
"The death game"
I threw the program away, but it opened instead. It showed my body in my death area, bloody and gory. Then the laptop burst into sparks and flames. I quickly got a refund from the store. And turned on the TV. WORST IDEA EVER! It was my body again, with a knife near it. Then the screen shattered and I was thrown across the room. When I finally woke up, I was in the hospital. Apparently my neighbor heard the blast and called 9-1-1. I had 2 broken ribs an a busted back. Wouldn't walk again. Now here I am, sneaking on a computer, and typing this. But whatever you do,
DON'T HURT A CORRUPTED PERSOhyasducbjhdbcdchnndc...
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Grounded.avi (CGG Lost Episode)

It started on November 2016, I was on my computer searching for Coiny Gets Grounded videos in Michael The Vyond Guy's videos page, and I saw a video, which was called "Clarencegrounded.avi," I was so confused why this was called, and the thumbnail was just Chad in his GoAnimate form dead in a forest with his organs scattered everywhere and his head was ripped out of his spine.
I was very confused the video looked like that, I clicked on it and it was a Clarence Gets Grounded video, it started with Clarence, and he goes to Chad, and he said he can go to KFC, but Chad grounded him forever, after Chad grounded him, Clarence grabbed a flamethrower, and he burns Chad until he turns into coal.
The picture of Chad's burnt corpse was just barely recognizive, after he killed Chad, he then goes to Mary to say the same thing, but Mary's eyes turned blood red and she grounded Clarence forever just like Chad did, after the grounding, Clarence grabs a chainsaw and proceeds to cut off Mary's limbs and head, he then throws Chad's dead body, grabbed a knife and sliced their stomaches off and began eating their organs, and after eating them he strips his clothes off. (You can see clarence's bare naked body with his privates, YUCK!), then, his eyes falls off of his sockets while his eyes turn black and red pupils appear at him, it then cuts to Jeff and Sumo walking at a sidewalk but Clarence comes into the scene with a knife, and he stabbed them 35 times until he stopped, and he walks to the screen and says "I'M NOT GROUNDED, YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!." And after that it fades to black and it cuts to the National Television Comission logo from 2007 to 2011 before cutting to static for 3 seconds.
And I threw up in the toilet, I noticed every video's thumbnail was replaced by this disturbing image of Clarence with a an creepy face with semi-transparent static, and went to the video called Clarence Likes the Buissness Themes and Gets Grounded and commented that I saw a lost episode of Clarence Gets Grounded, 2 hours later, Michael replied to me and the reply said:
"I removed this episode because of having violence, considering it's the final episode, but no! It's just the lost episode."
And I watched Clarence on Cartoon Network to get it off my mind, when I watched the lil' buddy episode, a deep voice can be heard saying "I want to go to KFC..." And there was a toy of Clarence with hyper-realistic eyes, just like the Red Mist pasta, and it was frowning, and I took it the the living room with an sledgehammer to smash it, and after it got smashed, I saw objects falling from the sky, it was Chad, Mary, Sumo and Jeff's corpses.
The End.
And I peed my pants and threw up in a brown bag.
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Group Piss

The group piss is a concept.
What concept, you may ask?
It is a concept imbedded in humanity and nature, since the dawn of mankind and civilisation.
The group piss, simplified is the idea that when you use the toilet, you are at your most vulnerable. This leaves you open to attack, accidents in the bathroom and etcetera. The group piss circumvents this risk. By having an ally or a close friend with you, they can assist you or warn you of any threats that may happen during your poop or piss.
The group piss is seen in animals as well. If you have a dog, they will instinctively look at their owners while pooping as it allows them to gauge the risk factors associated with pooping.
While it seems strange at first, the group piss has been a part of history. You can see the group piss even today when women go to the toilet together. It is only less seen in men as we have been ostracised from pissing together.
What counts as a group piss? A group piss may involve from 2 individuals, one pissing and one watching to several people pissing with one person watching or one person pissing and several watching. Commonly seen is the duo system. Remember when you were a kid and your mom would wait in front of the toilet while you pissed? That's a form of a group piss.
In conclusion, we should all strive to have the occasional group piss. Thank you for attending my TED Talk.
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Growtopia.exe

Have you ever heard about that Indie platformer massively-multiplayer sandbox pay-to-win game called Growtopia? No? Lucky you.
I used to play it but the community turned into such garbage that I stopped playing. Yesterday, however, I decided to pay it a visit.
That was my worst mistake.
I was feeling bored so I decided to play Growtopia. When I started it up there was no music and the background was black instead of the happy cartoony landscape it normally has. I figured it was glitching out from not being played for so long. The only buttons on the screen were "Play Online" and "Quit" so I clicked on "Play Online." Instead of going to the "Enter Grow ID" screen, it flashed something on the screen for a split second and went to the "Update Available" screen. The image that flashed on the screen kind of looked like a picture of a Growtopian covered in blood. I passed off as a glitch and clicked the update button. It took me to a creepy picture of Hamumu's logo in a really dark room and opened the installer. I clicked the "Install" button and my computer let out a really spoopy loud screeching noise and then Growtopia opened. This time there was the background but it was the City background with all the lights turned off and red sky. I passed it off as a leftover Halloween gimmick and clicked on "Play Online." It then instantly cut to a completely blank room with a nooby Growtopian running around. I wasn't even controlling him! Then the noob obnoxiously squealed "DON8 PL0X I P00R." He kept bawling for donations until I finally snapped and shouted "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!" and bought him 35,000 gems and gave him all my rares. Then he went through a black door and was transported to a completely blank world named "SETH." He kept falling and falling for what felt like infinity until he landed on bedrock filled with unaccessable gems and rares. Then, out of the blue, Seth popped up at the edge of the screen. He began to inch closer and closer to the noob, and then all of a sudden he punched the noob right in the face and stole all his rares and gems. Then Seth popped out of my compooper screen and started punching me in the face and then he sucked all of my time, dedication, money, and sanity out of me.
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Gru's Actual Height

Hey guys. I know the meme is pretty old, but I've made a shocking discovery about Felonius Gru, regarding his incredible height. He is actually not 14 feet tall.
What makes me think that, you say? Well, let me just say that Slazo's calculations were very sound. Everything he calculated was absolutely correct, except for one thing; the first (and most important) constant.
The constant that we use here is the fact that Minions are 3.5 feet tall. But that is very far from the truth. The reason we even got this number is because of a very inaccurate website.
So I decided to do my own research to find the actual size of an average minion. After scouring some trailers for some good images, I found a certain specific picture.
This picture portrays a minion with a banana. Bananas as we know are about a foot or more long. You can also note that the minion is about 2 bananas tall. This makes this minion about 2 feet tall, possibly 2.5.
We know that Gru is about 4 minions tall. So that makes Gru 8 feet tall, which is actually reasonable, unlike the impossible 14 feet height. It's possible that I made some mistakes, so I would say Gru is in the range of 6-10 feet tall, which actually makes sense.
I'm not saying Gru isn't an absolute god though. The fact that he is shorter than we thought makes his strength even more incredible, like the time he punched a shark with relative ease. That's gonna be a lot harder for a shorter lad. And he's still an absolute beast, being able to run at 500+ mph (804+ km/h) without even breaking a sweat. I just thought it would be necessary to stop spreading the fake news about him.
If you're reading this Slazo, we need a part 2 of your Gru video. Now.
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