/pone/

A founding sixteen member, and certainly the most polarizing both in terms of support and goals, /pone/ is probably the cup's worst best team. Although they opened the first Infinity Cup with Aryanne's tremendous 5-goal performance against that launched them to a 5-4 victory, they have struggled since. After their opening victory, they lost the quarterfinal match in an embarrassing 6-3 display to , wherein their only three goals came in garbage time. However, after it was discovered that /leftypol/ had played the match with improper goalkeeper stats, the match result was effectively vacated, to the pleasure of /pone/fags everywhere. Unfortunately, after /leftypol/ lost the rematch to and they advanced to face /pone/, /pone/ found themselves on the small end of an even worse 10-5 result, eliminating them from the cup for real.
The second Infinity Cup has been even less kind to /pone/. After dumping Aryanne in the off-season between cups for no particularly good reasons (aside from a different person handling things), /pone/ opened the second cup with a still worse shitkicking, this time getting legitimately crushed by /leftypol/ in a 6-0 rout. Then, after dominating for 85 minutes but scoring no goals, a virtual fluke of a goal dropped them to 0-0-2, with the threat of joining as the only other winless team in the group stages. Fortunately for /pone/, a slogfest against the almost equally terrible ended in a 2-1 victory and spared them from further embarrassment. Nonetheless, /pone/ ended its second cup on a low note, having scored just 2 goals, while giving up 8, and leaving the team's future as a cup contender in doubt.
==History==
===Infinity Cup I (Summer 2015)===
/pone/ entered the first Infinity Cup at an impressive #2 seed thanks to the good graces of random.org, pitting them against the #15 seed . While random, the two teams' seeding proved to be rather indicative of the outcome -- /pone/ steamrolled their way to a 5-4 victory on the wings (horn?) of Aryanne, who scored all five of /pone/'s goals.
Despite the impressive, golden boot inspiring performance by Aryanne, /pone/'s cup run was seemingly cut short after crushed them by a score of 6-3. However, the match result was voided when /leftypol/ was found to have used a goalkeeper with higher-than-legal stats, and leftypol went on to lose their rematch with 4-2. This gave /pone/ new life, but once again their run was cut short when /k/ beat them by an even worse score of 10-5, eliminating them for real. However, there was one silver lining: despite playing just two official matches, Aryanne still managed a solid top-ten scorers finish, and averaged the highest number of goals per game.
===Infinity Cup II (Winter 2015)===
==Roster==
Main Article: /pone/ Roster. 
=== Roster Stats ===
Main Article: /pone/ Stats. 
Player 	Matches Played	Career Goals	Career Assists	Man of the Match
Newfag Roundup 	3 	0 	0 	0
Lord Eight Cocks 	3 	0 	0 	0
Tara Twitter Tantrums 	11 	0 	1 	0
 	4 	0 	0 	0
Sketchy 	13 	5 	3 	0
Ruby 	17 	1 	0 	0
Red 	17 	4 	1 	1
B& Every Time 	4 	0 	0 	0
Comfy Speed 	4 	0 	2 	0
Aryanne 	14 	9 	1 	0
Rare Donk 	1 	0 	0 	0
G5 Nightmare 	11 	1 	0 	0
3 Polls 	4 	0 	0 	0
Conservative Sunset Shimmer	2 	0 	0 	0
Earth Pony Twilight 	11 	1 	0 	0
Glimmerfag 	4 	0 	0 	0
>>>/mlp/ 	6 	0 	0 	0
Spoilered Porn 	3 	0 	0 	0
Goals Scored 	29
Opponent own goals	2
Total Goals: 	31
===Goalkeeper stats===
Keeper	Matches Played	Goals Conceded	Keeper Coefficient	Total Saves
GEP 	11 	21 	1.91 	13
==Match history==
Note: Results list /pone/'s goals first
Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
==Rivalries==
Category:TeamsCategory:Dead TeamsCategory:Infinity Cup I teamsCategory:Infinity Cup II teamsCategory:The 8chan Cup TeamsCategory:2019 Summer Infinity Cup Teams