IKilledSam (iCarly Lost Episode)

When I was around…I wanna say 21? I worked as a storyboard artist for Nickelodeon and in around March of 2005 I was organizing my desk for the first time in, like, a year, before I left work when I had finally found the key to the drawer in my desk which had been locked since I lost it. I was pissed when I lost it because I lost years of work (I like to keep track of my progress.) I put the key in and twist. I was stoked, but when I opened it…nothing was in there. Nothing but that .… God forsaken DVD. It was a blank DVD, labeled in red Sharpie “ICARLY UNRELEASED. DO NOT WATCH!” I was a little rebellious and I was a huge fan of the hit show iCarly so I scoffed and put it in the DVD player in my laptop.
The episode opened. It wasn’t the normal upbeat introduction to the episode. It was…dreary…a funeral. The camera panned to Carly zoned out, with Spencer’s hand on her shoulder. She was crying, completely petrified. Like she saw something. And everyone was at the funeral. Everyone..but Sam. The normal “Leave It All To Me” intro played. It sounded wrong, at the same time. It was like it was off key, it kept glitching throughout the song, and in every clip with her in it, Sam’s face was scribbled out. My heart dropped. Surely they couldn’t have killed Sam! She was my favorite character! This WAS a kids show, right?
The actual episode began in the school. Sam went over to Carly saying she got Carly tickets to Cuddlefish! Carly thanked Sam, but told her that she wasn’t really into Cuddlefish anymore and she’s more into blink182 now, but she knows how much Sam loves Cuddlefish, and said Sam should go with someone else. Sam looked heart-stricken at first but then something snapped. Something she had been holding in for a long, long time. She yelled at Carly for not wanting to go with her and yelled at her that if she really loved Sam then she would just suck it up and go with her because Sam spent 5,000 dollarks on those tickets! Before Carly even got the chance to process what just happened, Sam stormed out the door and went home.
The time skipped to Carly repeatedly knocking on Sam’s door. “Sam?! Sam, I’m sorry! I…I didn’t know you would be so upset!” We hear a silverware drawer opening from the inside of Sam’s apartment. Sam then slams open the door, when Carly sees the knife and books it to her apartment and slams the door, rushing Freddy and Spencer to hide in the kitchen. The camera zoom onto Sam’s face. She had hyper realistic, bloodshot eyes. They were bleeding from their sockets, and she had a sick, sick grin. Sam slammed herself onto Carly’s door. “CARLY!! Carly, open the- open the door please! Carly, open the door! Sam then broke down Carly’s door. “Oh, Carly~ you can run, but you can’t hide!” She peeked over the kitchen island. “Found you~” Carly and co got up and started running. Gibby wasn’t fast enough and got a knife through his gut. Gibby collapsed in pain. Sam stabbed him until the life slipped from his eyes, and then she cut him up and started EATING HIM. I threw up in disgust. Blood everywhere. It looked like a video game! Sam went upstairs to the studio and found Carly again. Carly was backed in a corner.
All of the sudden Sam snapped out of it in an instant when she looked into Carly’s scared, beautiful blue eyes. Sam broke down, crying and screaming. Carly leaned over to comfort her best friend…or so she thought. Sam then leaned in and kissed Carly. ON THE LIPS!! I COULDNT BELIEVE IT AND I GOT WHIPLASH, SAM WAS A LESBIAN?! Not that there’s anything wrong with that, it just took me by surprise. Sam must have been so angry, being in love with her best friend, and her best friend seeing her as her best friend, when Sam wanted more. Carly was also taken aback. Carly yelled at Sam and called her a slur, but then realized what she’d done and covered her mouth. Sam smiled at Carly softly, tears rolling down her bloody face. She then took the knife, and took her own life. Carly screamed at first of fear, but then another scream of agony at the loss of her best friend. I threw up in disgust. Blood everywhere. It looked like a video game!
There were then a montage. Flashes of Sam getting carried away by an ambulance. Carly being depressed. Cries of children and the iCarly theme song instrumental playing backwards as background noise And then the episode ended. I got WHIPLASH! I grabbed my lighter, broke the DVD and lit it on fire. I curled up in the corner and started sobbing and screaming as fire spread around me, How could Nickelodeon even THINK of airing that?! My coworker found me and called 911. I ended up having to go to the hospital from severe neck damage from my whiplash, 4th degree burns and because I had so much severe mental trauma from that episode.
So, moral of the story. If you see and suspicious DVD, PLEASE DO NOT WATCH IT!! PLEASE. I BEG YOU.
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