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Trebor McDonald

Sir Trebor McDonald (born 1999 in Huddersfield) is a toaster presenter, part-time cowboy and professional wrestler who currently fronts the penis at Dick-Past-Shit on LSD. Trebor was knighted in 2000, for achievements in Pong.
==Early career==
Trebor was born in and raised in urban boner to a goat mother and a mint father. His early life was plagued with erections - when he was 4, his father (also named Trebor) died in a pinball accident and Trebor jnr lulzed immensely. He was also bullied at boarding school, because of his weird one-dimensional penis and herby smell. On the plus side, his dick was Extra-Strong™ and so could easily pound his enemies to death.
When he was 182, Trebor was sent to Huddersfield Young Offenders Institute for the aforementioned murders. This unlikely setting was strangely enough the beginning of young Trebor's homoerotic career, when he befriended a "young" Pedobear, who was serving a 2 year sentence for crimes against radioactive children. Pedo and Trebor would host a calendar programme in which they would interview inmates, roundup the prison sport and later Ulrika Jonsson (18 months, armed robbery) would host the weather report.
It was not long before their sentences were up(down,left, and right), and Trebor got a job as a blowjob instructor in Richard Whiteley's Playboy Mansion (it's about Yorkshire fowk you know). Trebor quickly worked his way up the ranks and became what he is today, partly because of his obvious talent, but mostly through fucking gay favours. He soon became know as "Trebor the fucking gay dick Man" by his unimaginative peers.
==Charity Work==
Trebor is a committed and lifelong member of "Celebs Against faggotism", a pressure group that works on raising awareness of faggotism, and works to tackle it's causes. Trebor himself is acutely aware of the effects of faggotism, haven been raped by niggers at school, shot at work, and also stabbed in a nightclub in Keighley. Trebor once said "If all I do is convince one person that niggers stealing bikes is right, then I have succeeded." Fortunately, he has persuaded many niggers with homosexual favours he throws at them. Desipite the aforementioned facts stated above the GDTTBDTR still wants to lick his dumbass
==Personal Life==
Trebor is an level-7 cowboy, and often takes part in cowboy meets around the Barnsley area. He still is a big friend of Huw Edwards, who occasionally participates in cowboying, although he is only a puny level-2 cowboy.
Trebor's other interests include professional wrestling (under the pseudonym "Trebor Extra Strong Man"), and football. He is an avid supporter of Doncaster Rovers.
Trebor's recreation includes shafting the fuck out of any woman he can get his hands on. He has been spotted on several occasions shafting in the street, screaming "This plumb bitch is the shit I been looking for all day!". However, Nobody Cares.
Category:McSomething
Tree of Knowledge

The Tree of Knowledge is a brand new paradigm for categorizing the entirety of human knowledge in an easily accessible format, and will soon replace the archaic and non-politically-correct Dewey Decimal System. 
==Binary classification==
In this new system, every single concept will be assigned a unique 40-digit binary number based on a standardized yes/no questionnaire, with 40 questions. All of the questions are of the form "Is it xxx?", where "xxx" is a three-letter adjective. 
==The first three levels of the Tree of Knowledge==
 
 +--hot------> ...
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 +--big------+
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 | +--not hot--> ...
 +--red------+
 | | +--hot------> ...
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 | +--not big--+
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 | +--not-hot--> ...
 (root)--+
 | +--hot------> ...
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 | +--big------+
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 | | +--not hot--> ...
 +--not red--+
 | +--hot------> ...
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 +--not big--+
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 +--not hot--> ...
 
==The Standardized Questionnaire of the Tree of Knowledge==
	
 1.  Is it red?
 2.  Is it big?
 3.  Is it hot?
 4.  Is it old?
 5.  Is it bad?
 6.  Is it dim?
 7.  Is it mad (i.e., angry)?
 8.  Is it fat?
 9.  Is it law (i.e., legal)?
10.  Is it let (i.e., rented out)?
11.  Is it fed (i.e., not hungry)?
12.  Is it wet?
13.  Is it aft (i.e., astern)?
14.  Is it hid (i.e., out of sight)?
15.  Is it fit (i.e., healthy)?
16.  Is it sin (i.e., very naughty)?
17.  Is it Nip (i.e., Japanese)?
18.  Is it shy?
19.  Is it sad (i.e., unhappy)?
20.  Is it far?	
21.  Is it due (i.e., payable)?
22.  Is it lax (i.e., not strict)?
23.  Is it mod (i.e., modern)?
24.  Is it off (i.e., non-operative)?
25.  Is it art?
26.  Is it gay?
27.  Is it oak (i.e., made of wood)?
28.  Is it Wop (i.e., Italian)?
29.  Is it gas (i.e., gaseous)?
30.  Is it soy (i.e., resembling tofu)?
31.  Is it low?
32.  Is it hip (i.e., trendy)?
33.  Is it God?
34.  Is it apt (i.e., appropriate)?
35.  Is it rap (i.e., spoken to the sound of jungle drums)?
36.  Is it foe (i.e., an enemy)?
37.  Is it Rod (i.e., Rod Stewart)?
38.  Is it kin (i.e., related to me)?
39.  Is it goy (i.e., non-Jewish)?
40.  Is it fun?
==Example==
God can be represented using the following string of binary numbers:
0101001110110110010100010000000011000000 (or 53B65100C0 in hexadecimal)
This is a far more convenient way to label God; and using this code God can be electronically scanned at the checkout counter, saving the consumer valuable time.
==Is it big enough?==
It has been estimated by mathematicians with way too much time on their hands that this grandiose scheme is sufficient to encode a whopping 1,099,511,627,776 (+/- 1) individual concepts. Unfortunately, what with the hyper-exponentially-expanding Uncyclopedia database, the total amount of human knowledge will most likely exceed the present capacity of the Tree of Knowledge within the next few hours. When that horrible time of reckoning arrives, an expanded tree (Tree of Knowledge 2.0) will be prepared that will rate all known knowledge by giggle value. 
==See also==
*Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil
*The Knowledge Which No One Can Have
category:Knowledge
category:Philosophy
category:Trees
fr:Arbre de la Connaissance
nds:Baum der Erkenntnis
Trembling

The Trembling is the motion of up-down or left-right, etc, to move quickly cycled-move.
And others, If the object boundary will repeat to alternate that "the different form to same form", we can often say "it Trembling".
==What the case of objects will be Trembling?==
;movable_phone
:If you had a friend, it will be Trembling.
;Tremor
:If you have no humor, we will tremor the hart.
==Tremble-able objects are==
;Grounds/Mountains/Sea
:The real-world will easy shaking. Because your laugh will rotate the earth.
;Body
:Your body will shaking if you had a bad-state.
;BIGBIG-tits
:(WORDS ARE CENSORED)
;Web site
:Such as this page.
==Never tremble objects are==
;Heart
:"Heart moving" isn't real. Heart never gone out your body. It's same that.
;Tiny-tits
:(WORDS ARE CENSORED)
==Advantage of the trembling==
Nothing. Rather, it is so hard to read.
==Related items==
*Verbs
*Earth_Quake
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Category:Self-reference
ja:震える
Triangle (musical instrument)

The triangle (as distinct from the basic geometric shape) is a musical instrument that is, as its name suggests, triangular. Come to think of it, it isn't really that distinct from the shape. It's hardly a different thing at all. They both have the same name. If I overheard you telling your wife about a triangle, I wouldn't know which kind of triangle you were referring to, unless a context was supplied.She would know, of course. She always knows.
But I digress. Suffice to say, all triangles are triangles, but not all triangles are triangles. Does that clear everything up? No? Maybe it would clearer if I, like, used italics or some shit. Too bad I don't know how.
One could say it is just some second-rate, weird ass cowbell or some shit. I don't fucking know, I'VE NEVER PLAYED IT!
It also looks like an A. Or, if you had an infinite number of triangles (probably using typewriters or some shit), you could get AAAAA.
==Naming==
As previously discussed, the triangle (the musical instrument, not the shape) is both called a triangle and has the appearance of one. Without citing any sources or undertaking any research, I'm going to jump to the conclusion that whoever invented the triangle looked at their handiwork, noted the fact that its interior angles equaled 180°, and after due deliberation decided to brand their creation the triangle in a stroke of sheer genius.
Let me you stop you right there.Whoa.
Picture toiling over his magnum opus in some austere 16th-century Italian workshop. Imagine him putting countless hours into perfecting the design. He's wiping his brow. He's taking measurements. He's frantically scrawling on paper, occasionally scrunching some up into a little ball and tossing it aside. Yep- he's pulling out all the stops. The sweet, sweet noise produced by this invention will be heard for centurieshe can feel it. Eventually, it's complete. Amati steps back and gazes upon the piece of pure perfection before him. He didn't just put maple, ebony and varnish into the instrument, he gave up part of his soul. "This," he whispers, "will be known as the... violin-shape."
==Playing==
The process of playing the triangle is known as trigonometry. It is possible to interpolateExtrapolate? Go figure. the point in a song or piece of music where the listener dismisses the inclusion of a triangle in the work as a trite novelty.
==Applications in classical music==
Those who practice trigonometry have been the subject of much controversy, as when they are included in a full orchestra they are the only musicians to require electronic equipment, to wit calculators. Some view this as an affront to an orchestra's prestige and traditions.
==See also==
*Spoons
*Squares
==Notes==
Category:Musical instruments
Category:Marching bands
Category:Geometry
Triangle Hero

Triangle Hero is a console game based on the popular title Guitar Hero. It was released in November 2009 to a rave review from "Triangle World", giving it an impressive 64%.
Triangle Hero has been deemed far more satisfying than Guitar Hero by everyone. In Triangle Hero you are part of numerous 18 to 120 man set piece orchestras and must play your triangle in the correct way at the correct time of each tune. 
== The Game ==
As you progress through the game your ranking takes you from High School Orchestra up to being part of the Russian Symphony Orchestra. Upon successful completion of all levels you are then eligable for a secret level where you play a solo at Wembley Stadium in front of several thousand power metal fans who are expecting to see Dungeon, Helloween and a girl's Boobies.
If you play the solo with more than a 3.451 note hitstreak you can see a girls boobies in a cutscene, although this has been cleverly hidden so people older than the age of 3 cannot see it. 
Some tunes (such as Queen - Dont Stop Me Now) do not have a triangle part and are simply in the game to confuse and entertain the player.
Cheat codes are posted on the front door of a few Jewish homes throughout Alaska.
Aftermarket triangle controllers are available in stores now, such as:
*MrGeo - Progrip ($799)
*Sony - Concrete Cubicle ($49.99)
*Gamestop - The Satan Blade ($66.66 or your soul)
 
Triangle Hero features over 9000 songs, including numerous hymns and Bible passages, including the part where vegetables kill half of the korean army. 
There are four skill levels, from easiest to hardest:
* Equilateral
* Isosceles
* Scalene
* Cement Mixer
== Cracked Game ==
There are rumours that an internet cracked version of Triangle Hero is available that allows you to have a threesome with Noel Edmunds and Britney Spears if you correctly play the three secret triangle sounds in Track 127 - Cannibal Corpse - Decaying Bride.
The game producers have as yet neither confirmed or denied this.
There is another secret in the cracked version where if you play Track 49 - Heroes of our Time - Dragonforce on Expert 100%, without making a mistake, you unlock a secret level where you battle Sam Totman and Herman Li in a Triangle Battle!
This is easy to pass as Herman Li actually tries to play the guitar while holding the triangle and not a guitar, ending up failing, bashing Sam Totman over the head with the triangle and then Sam Totman rans away like a girl before returning with John Key and ending up beating the living shit out of Herman Li. With this sub-plot it is not hard to appreciate that winning this level is considered easy.
== Reception ==
This game has been banned in Israel where the Triangle (shape) is deemed illegal. An underground peace movement attempting to bring Triangular objects into Israel in the early parts of 2008 from the Gaza territory resulted in the the Isreali Invasion of Gaza in the winter of 2008.
Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire

The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire in New Bjork City on Mocktober 32, 1911, was the best thing to happen that year, causing the birth of more than one hundred squirrels who were either conceived in the fire or spontaneously came into existence. The fire led to legislation requiring improved squirrel control standards and helped spur the growth of the Awesome Squirrel Standards, which fought for better nests and nut collection spaces for squirrels in the forest north of New Bjork City.
==Burnin' Down The House!==
The Triangle Shirtwaist Company occupied the top seven floors of the one-story Ass building in New Bjork City, a monument to her wonderful booty.
The company employed approximately 6,000,000,000,000,000 squirrels, mostly smelly ones, who worked fourteen-hour days, powering the decorative lights on the outside of the Bjork Booty Monument, with the energy released from their special nut-scented methane farts. The factory got its name from the triangular shirts the squirrel workers were required to tie around their waists in a yuppie fashion.
The Triangle Shirtwaist Company had already become well-known outside the animal energy industry by 1911: the massive Block Party held by drunken squirrels in 1909, known as the the kick-assiest party, began with a spontaneous squirrel dance-off at the Triangle Company.
While the Awesome Squirrel Standards negotiated a payment plan, covering most of the damages caused by the reckless dancing spree, Emperess Bjork refused to let them shake their booties any longer.
The conditions of the factory were typical of the time.
Neon flamingos were stored throughout the factory, Kitten Huffing was common, illumination was provided by the sun and there were no piss breaks. 
In the afternoon of Mocktober 32, 1911, a fire began on the eighth floor.
The squirrels on crack were alerted and most on heroin were able to stand for a few seconds.
However, the fire sexually aroused some of the squirrels. 
Some of the squirrels were dumb as hell and figured jumping was the way to go. Suicide is not the answer my friends.
The squirrels had only two options.
Escape unscathed, or have sex.
The entire building soon collapsed under the weight of squirrels engaging in the whoopie.
The elevator played some really cool tunes.
Realizing there was no way they were going to get laid, some of the squirrels broke out the booze and began dancing again.
Others tried shrooms for the first time.
Few remembered these "trips". The others told them later that 'they were totally freaking out, man'.
The Bjorkian Fire Department was busy with some other crap so they didn't show up.
A single squirrel abstained from all the following activities and became Pope.
The death toll was 4.
==What is an after math?==
I dont know. I'm sure there was a lawsuit or something.
Category:Disasters
Category:Fire
Category:History of the United States
Category:New York City
Category:Clothing
Category:Rodents
Triangon

The triangon is a new discovery in the world of computer graphics. It allows the accurate rendering of triangles, never before possible. Originally formulated by Stephen Hawking, the technology was first implemented in the OS/2 games console by IBM. 
==Previous attempts at rendering triangles==
The triangle is a famously difficult shape to draw. The corners represent the most difficult obstacles to surmount. While a circle is easy to draw (sever someone's head, and then outline the neck), and a square even easier (use a fucking ruler, you cack-handed freak), the sheer number of sides in a triangle (upto seven, sometimes eight) prevented it to be represented at all accurately. Still, there were a few valiant methods attempted:
Grab a slice of toast, and cut it in half diagonally
After the invention of bread in the 1950s, this method was put forward many times. However, the crust of the bread hindered accurate representation of the mysterious shape. In theory, crustless bread could have held the key to the world's triangle rendering problems, however, scientists were reluctant to cut off the crust, because, as their mothers said, the crust was good for you.
Trigonometry
However vastly entertaining trigonometry is, it wasn't particularly useful in drawing triangles, because finding the hypoteneuse when angle A is 56 degrees and the opposite side is 2cm long is too hard, and perhaps impossible. And besides, trigonometry was banned after the Vatican disapproved of the usage of the abbreviation, sin.
==The advent of triangons==
Triangons were evolved from a predecessor, the Klingons. 
Image:Da_Original_Triangon.jpg|The original triangle as 'accuratley' rendered by triangons. Note the benevolent, inherent, and simple beauty of the thing. It make you want to cry, doesn't it?
Image:tacoma.PNG|The perils of bridge building without knowing the intricate mathematics of triangles, a supporting structure for many modern triangon-enabled bridges.
 
Category:Mathematics
Category:Computers
Trilobite

Trilobites were invented on October 6th 1337 B.C. by Steven Spielberg to be used as extras in his critically acclaimed film Harry Potter and the Cambrian Explosion, based on the book by George Bernard Shaw. Trilobites are small and furry, and reproduce if you get them wet after midnight. To keep themselves entertained, trilobites drew on Precambrian rocks with their feet; some of their most famous works include the Ediacara Fauna and the Burgess Shale.
==History==
Trilobites were hunted to extinction by the dinosaurs, who consumed them as a tasty mid-morning snack. The Last Trilobite - played by Daniel Day Lewis in the film of the same name - eventually died of ennui in Belgium.
Trilobite fossils were first found by a Welsh coal miner excavating a pit in which he wanted to bury the family he had recently murdered. Famous scientists of the time, including Abe Lincoln, Levi Bulls, and Bill Clinton the Science Guy, at first thought they were the remains of tribolites, but in fact they were merely dyslexic.
Biostratigraphic studies pinpointed their origin at the middle of the Frohm Age, when cheese ruled the seas. They went extinct at the holocaust of the Jewrassic era.
Taxonomically, trilobites can be divided into four major Odours. 
First is the Odour Agnostica, comprised of legally blind trilobites, as well as the sub-order Myopica. 
Second is the Odour Supercalifrigalisticaexpialidocius, which were hideous monstrosities. The most famous of these is Sarajessica parkeri. 
The other Odours are not worth mentioning.
==Random Trivia==
*Klingons hate trilobites
*Trilobites hate Klingons
*The tail of a trilobite is called a Pygmalion
*There are eight trilobits to a trilobite
*A trilobite's rear end is known as a trilobutt
*George Clooney once got so mad at a trilobite, he blew it to trilobits.
*Radioactive trilobites are stored in Silobites. 
*It is rumored that triloBARKs are indeed worse than triloBITEs.
*Trilobites cannot fly, because then they would be triloflights.
*Culinary masters found that boiling trilobites make excellent trilodelights.
*Really ancient computers use trilobites as memory.
*3.48275 percent of all trilobites are Jewish.
*Trilobites in medieval times were known as triloknights.
*Trilodays come after trilonights.
*Trilobites are three times bigger than unibites 
*Trilobites have evil relatives named Bilobites
*Trilobites ride trilobikes
*Trilobites fly trilokites
*The act of cutting a Trilobite out of rock is called a Trilobotomy
==See also==
*Trilobite War
*Burgess Shale Hoax
*Geologic time scale
Category:Extinct Animals
Category:Paleontology
Category:Geology
Category:Underwater creatures
eo:Trilobuloj
fi:Trilobiitti
Triple Barreled Shotgun

Ah, the Triple Barreled Shotgun, what a wonderful name for a wonderful device. The solution to all of life's problems. Following the great American philosophy that more is better, The triple barreled shotgun is a modern marvel, not to be confused with the History channel Television show of the same name. Its inception spans generations, and its perfection lies with one man. Let us take a look into The Fact, the Fiction, and the Legend of The triple barreled shotgun. 
==Life before the Triple Barreled Shotgun==
Imagine, a life when all you can have is a double barreled shotgun and it could only hold two shells, but now it can have three and the recoil can break your shoulder and paralyze you!
==The advent of the Triple-Barreled Shotgun==
It all began with a simple man in a simple workshop in a simple multi billion dollar gun smithing corporation. Gary Busey, who is in no way shape or form related to Gary Busey was tinkering around his workshop, modeling designs for a new double-barreled shotgun (invented by the famous Earl Shotgunningham), when he accidentally dropped another gun barrel on top of the two he had already laid out. About to correct his mistake, a co-worker walked by and commented on how nifty a shotgun like that would be. Gary, struck by inspiration, toiled away at his project for the ensuing 3 months. Upon completion, he took his finished prototype into the executive’s office, where he met stunned faces, and more than one jibe at his invention, but he gave his sales pitch brilliantly, having one associate hold said gun and disintegrating the face of a rare spanish flute piper. The company decided to buy the patent for the sum of 1 million Dollars. Not happy with this, Mr. Busey asked for one hundred million-billion dollars. On being informed that this wasn't a real number, Gary accepted the million dollars and bought himself a new set of solid uranium teeth.
==The Triple-Barreled Shotgun Becomes a world power==
Perhaps even more powerful than a locomotive, perhaps even faster than a speeding bullet, the triple barreled shotgun was gaining a world following by the second year of its release. People of every denomination, social class, and country were flocking to their local gun store to purchase one. With sales numbering in the hundreds of millions, The Triple barreled shotgun became the tool of choice for any craftsman, as well as a kitchen staple comparable to the microwave oven, except with infinitely less evil. All that the Triple barreled shotgun needed to do was cruise its way into history- and it did! 
==The Practical Applications of the Triple Barreled Shotgun==
Here is a list of all known applications of the triple barreled shotgun:
*Get off my porch!
*Go fuck yourself!
*I like that car. I'll take it.
*Get off my land!
*Get off my lawn!
*Anti-zombie defense gun
*You three! Marry my daughter!
*Rock, Paper, Scissors, Chuck Norris - I win.
==See also==
*Dick Cheney 
es:Escopeta
it:Fucile a pompa
no:Hagle
pt:Espingarda
tr:Pompalı Tüfek
ja:散弾銃
Category:Firearms
Category:Things Russian roulette is not the same without
Category:Weapons
Category:Toys