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UnNews/UnTunes:The ridiculously self-indulgent, ill-advised Malcolm Young obituary

MY HEART -- So I've just heard that Malcolm Young, one of the founders of AC/DC, has passed away, by looking at Dave Mustaine's and Dave Grohl's Instagrams. And after reading Dave Grohl's amazing obituary, I've decided to write one of my own. The title of this obituary is a parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's upcoming tour, where he will sing nothing but original songs, hopefully including his AC/DC/Mötley Crüe tribute/parody "Young, Dumb & Ugly".
The only AC/DC album I've ever owned is Stiff Upper Lip. I used this album to make my first contact with heavy metal, probably because the song "Highway to Hell" seemed too scary/hellish for me at the time. As I recall, I thought it was the best album ever for a really long time. It was just pure fun and the song "Stiff Upper Lip" was the sexiest thing in the world to me. I still regret that I've never heard the album Highway to Hell and went on to more sophisticated metal bands. These days it is common knowledge that the true sophistication is simplicity. So I have decided to honor Malcolm with a song from another Australian band, which is probably the most un-AC/DC band on Earth - Alchemist. This band sings in a language of their own which is called AustralAlien and is only comprehensible to David Lynch, so there might be some disagreement between the lyrics and the singing - pay no attention to it. RIP Malcolm and may AC/DC live even after electricity!
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You've always knew of this Australian band
Singing words you didn't understand
A world full of bands that you've never seen
Except Metallica and Soundgarden
Seeking out a new world, wanna make it my own
A ritual sound of evil
Choose a band you like plenty
Observe and adapt, apply and headbang
Reacting to different cultural extremities
Evil in perfection
Secrets unknown
Foreign music ritual
Invading your heart
They take without asking, you ache without reason or consequence
Imposing musical belief system, your ass in the palm of their hands
First contact with a new world, first contact with another life
First bonding with evil masterminds, The Offspring to be left behind
Who made first contact?
What made first contact?
Where was first contact?
This is first contact!
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==See also==
*You are a Metalhead
*UnNews:We Salute Malcolm Young
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* Only 76.2% of all poets, living or dead, are gay.
:16.7% are bisexual, 5.4% are in denial about it, and 1.7% are asexual. The remainder are, in fact, straight.
* If dark Romantic poetry were 60's and 70's American politics, Nathaniel Hawthorne would've been Lyndon Johnson, Poe would've been JFK, and Herman Melville would've been Dick Nixon.
* Haiku means urinal cake in French and Mexican.
* Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's poem She Came & Went is about a dead baby.
:His daughter, but a dead baby none-the-less.
* At the age of 12, Charles Dickens used to work in a boot-blacking factory.
:Charles Dickens is the one who looks like Tim Burton.
* A "huckleberry finn" is a type of berry bush native only to Missouri.
* Geoffrey Chaucer was born on Retrocession Day (Taiwan).
* Don't Say Goodbye by Edmund Spenser is the longest haiku ever written, at a whopping total of four lines.
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Poetry is an art form in which language is used for its obfuscatory qualities in addition to, or instead of, meaningful and useful content. Poetry has a long history, and early attempts to define poetry, such as Aristotle's Poetics, focused on the various uses of speech in rhetoric, drama, song and charming the togas off of potential bed buddies. Contemporary poets, such as Dylan Thomas, often identify poetry not as a literary genre within a set of genres, but as noble way of remaining unemployed and virtually useless to society. Poetry often uses condensed forms and conventions to reinforce or expand the meaning of the underlying words or to invoke irrational or sensual experiences in the reader, as well as using devices such as assonance, alliteration and the rhythm method to achieve musical or incendiary effects. 
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==Triste et malum est==
Bent double, under luggage and bags,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through queues,
Till on the airport lights we turned our backs,
And towards our distant taxi, well overdue.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their phones,
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
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Purple Prose is an overly descriptive form of writing commonly used by amateur authors, fan-fiction writers, owners of thesauruses, and H.P Lovecraft. Unlike other elaborate prose, Purple prose is so extravagantly exuberant that it utterly destroys any trace of coherence and floods the writing with enough pretentiousness to simultaneously cream the pants of a hundred aristocrats. The "writing" technique is mostly used to pad out the length of literary works, and/or to mislead readers into believing the work has any sort of quality; the few people who do use Purple Prose as a genuine means of writing are, to quote the minds of most readers of Purple Prose, "babbling nincompoops". Many experts, such as the esteemed professor of English Robert A. Ferret, believe that Purple Prose is the literary form of Gobbledygook, but this comparison is unwarranted: while Gobbledygook simply muddles the English language, confusing most readers, Purple Prose assaults the English language, forcibly removing all that is good in it, until it's changed to a strange, hideous form that allows "life fluid" and "blood" to be synonyms.
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Rudyard "Bombay Baby" Kipling wrote a number of bestselling books, prizewinning poems, and front-page Uncyclopedia articles during his long professional life. Born in India in 1865, he detonated on Guy Fawkes Day, 1936, in a dustbin outside Salisbury Cathedral in Truro, Cornwall.
In 1888 Kipling published Plain Tales from the Hills, a collection of vignettes and comic sketches he had performed at various venues all across India. His style captivated the common reader and the gentry too. The reviews were smashing.
Queen Victoria said, "We own three copies of Mr. Kipling's work: one for putting Gladstone to sleep, one to read in the loo, and one to throw at the cat."
Mark Twain wrote, "Out in California everyone knows Kipling. We boil up a few of his stories for every meal and serve 'em with gravy." 
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Turtles are the primary ingredient of turtle soup.
===Turtle Soup===
*4 quarts boiling water
*3 medium-sized potatoes (diced)
*1 cup minced onion
*2 tablespoons olive oil
*1 teaspoon salt
*1 clove garlic
*1 pinch monosodium glutamate
*1 bay leaf
*1 large live turtle
Simmer for approximately 2 hours until the potatoes are moderately soft and the turtle stops screaming. Serves 4. 
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Sup Dawg:
The receptionist position is the posting I'm writing to apply for. I believe I would be uniquely qualified for this position because I am good with people I post many welcome templates on the userpages of IPs, which is kind of the same thing. I give them a "reception." See what I did there?
Although there are obvious gaps in my employment and education history, I think my userpage stands for itself. I have been honored with SotM, UGotM, and I was runner-up NotM in January 2007. Fully 41% of my mainspace edits have not been reverted or VFD'ed.
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UnTuneNews:E's COVID-19

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"E's COVID-19" is a song by the English rock band The Cure released on April 1, 2020. The song addresses the disease-shaming of Robert J. Smith in the context of the greater English political and cultural history.
In a statement released with the song, Smith stated that "E's COVID-19" was dedicated to "haters" of the band for their burden and disloyalty over the years.
==Release==
The song was released unexpectedly and for free on April 1, 2020 on The Cure's YouTube channel. It was their first original song since 2008. Lasting 16 weeks 56 days, it is the longest song The Cure has released, eclipsing "Watching Me Fall" which runs 16 hours 31 minutes.
==Critical response==
National Pub Radio (NPR) described the song as "An obvious response to The Eels' hit 'Cancer For The Cure' which in itself was an obvious disease-shaming of The Cure's frontman, Robert Smith, of being infected with the cancer virus" and felt the song was "Cure at their most incisive and cutting". NPR concluded that "E's COVID-19" was "worth many repeated listens and will occupy any Cureologist holed up at home". Ann Sponge and Bob Doyle of NPR analysed the song and identified over 700 songs referenced in the work, such as "Cancer For The Cure" and South Park's "Chef's AIDS".
Writing in The Guardian, Ben Hayes felt that the song described Smith's disease-shaming in "stark terms, imagining Smith 'being led to the slaughter like a sacrificial lamb ... they blew off his health while he was still in the car / shot down like a dog in broad daylight'" and that Smith created an "epic portrait of an England in decline ever since" with a form of salvation available in popular music with references to Killing Joke, Uncyclopedia, and others.
Jeff Green, for UnNews writes "The fact that the song was first announced on Uncyclopedia on April 1, makes it unclear that this is in fact a parody song, parodying Eels' 'Cancer For The Cure' which was a very dark song, but in a very dark way".
Rolling Stone Deputy Music Editor Simon G. Farunkle praised the release, stating the song "is really about the ways that music can discomfort us in times of national trauma. [...] For those of us who often turn to The Cure’s catalog for that very purpose, 'E's COVID-19' has arrived at the right time."
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Uncle Ben

Uncle Ben is the brother of Condoleeza Rice's mother. Condoleezza, born into a Baptist family, became Muslim in 1950, when Uncle Ben converted Rice. He is famous for saying "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country," and "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
== Family History ==
Uncle Ben married Jemima Butterworth, best known for her Aunt Jemima brand of pancake syrup, in 1980. Mrs. Jemima Butterworth Ben has a famous sister, Oprah Winfrey, who bears a striking resemblance to her. Most recently he's been acting, appearing in several episodes of The Simpsons.
==Uncle Ben==
Uncle Ben's products carry an image of an elderly African-American man dressed in a bow-tie, perhaps meant to connote a domestic servant, in the Aunt Jemima tradition or perhaps a Chicago maitre d'hotel, Frank Brown. According to Mars, Uncle Ben was an African-American rice-grower in Texas known for the quality of his rice. Mars does not supply any further biographical detail about this person.
Use of African-Americans as company or product mascots for agricultural and other commodities was a common practice in the U.S. in the 1800s, and continues to the present day, though to a far lesser extent. Blacks commonly were associated with rice when Uncle Ben's was introduced. When white South Carolina planters were unable to make their rice crops thrive, it was "slaves from West Africa's rice region [who] tutored planters in growing the crop." (Carney 2002) 
In years past in the American South, whites commonly referred to elderly black men as "uncle," though they were not blood relations. The practice was considered patronizing and demeaning and largely has been discontinued.
== Off to Iraq ==
Uncle Ben grew dissatisfied with the United States, and moved to iRaq in 1992. Ben became involved in a project to make weapons-grade uranium from grain, in a device he called the Condoleezza Rice Cooker, named for his favorite niece. The device was unable to produce uranium, but was very handy for cooking rice to perfection. With the failure of his rice cooker, Uncle Ben resulted in attempting to find Osama Bin Laden. After 3 and a half years of hard work, he finally succeeded in finding Bin Laden, who was actually hidden in his toilet. The date that Osama Bin Laden was found September 9th, 2011.
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