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Every dead baby is personalized

It was a normal day for me except my mail box had something in it. Either it was a restraining order or a lawsuit, like all the other times, I thought, but when I looked at the paper inside it was an ad for a new local store. 'Dead Baby Emporium'. I didn't quite get it, maybe it was some sick joke by a teen. Under a hyper realistic image of a dead baby, I almost threw up when I saw, there was a tagline. 'Every dead baby is personalized'. There was an address and stuff so I decided to go check it out. It had to be a joke or something. On my walk to the place, which was downtown, I ran into a neighbor checking her mailbox. She was holding the same flyer. She had a very disgusted look on her face. The same thing happened everywhere I went. This wasn't likely just some joke, it had to be real. Finally I got to the place. It was real. A department in one of those strip malls. They had dead babies on pikes outside and the window had an image of a smiling baby on it. The sign loomed above my head. DEAD BABY EMPORIUM. I walked in and there were a couple of counters in the middle of the room with dead babies on them. There were shelves on the walls with, you guessed it, dead babies on them. What a morbid experience. The guy behind the counter at the far end of the room was glaring at me as I poked a dead baby on a counter. "No touching the merchandise," he said. I walked up to the counter and said, "One dead baby please." He handed me a slip of paper with prices. One dead baby for $6.99? That was a good deal, I imagined, for dead babies. There was also some check boxes for what I wanted the baby to be like. The man handed me a pen with DEAD BABY EMPORIUM emblazoned upon it. I checked a few boxes mindlessly. The man smiled at me and walked to the back room. He came back a couple of minutes later with a dead baby that was just like the random boxes I checked, though I couldn't tell because I hadn't paid attention. I paid the man $6.99 plus tax. I walked out of the store with my dead baby placed neatly into a bag. There was a homeless guy on the bench next to the door, and when he saw I had a dead baby his eyes widened. "May I have that dead baby?" He asked in a raspy voice. I handed him the bag and went on my way. 
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Wall of Text
Everybody hates Ren

Remember those old Ren And Stimpy episodes? No? Well, fuck you then.
The other day, I was searching through my computer when I came across a Notepad document deep within System 666. Having no idea how it got there, I scanned it for condoms. It had one Trojan in it. I deleted it and opened it up. All that was printed was one website link, followed by the following gibberish: "fhfkehfeaufsisf". Having not a single clue what it meant, I continued by putting the site link (which I won't tell you in case anyone out there is stupid enough to try it) into my web browser. It took me to a site, where there was a black background and a huge button. It had the same text on it that was in the Notepad document. I clicked it, and it brought up a download link. The file wanted to be downloaded was called "renseekshelp.exe". As crazy as I am, I went ahead and downloaded it. Big mistake. The second the download finished (which was 4.6 megabytes) my computer made the weirdest sound ever, and turned off. As I tried to reboot it, nothing happened. The file must have destroyed my computer. As upset as I was, I realized I was on my old PC. I hopped over on my Mac and redownloaded it. This time, there was no problem. What was downloaded was the single .exe file. I played it.
The movie clip was six minutes and four seconds long. Ren was walking down a road for 7 minutes straight. It was worse than anything Pokémon could ever put out. I mean seriously, Pokémon's animated series is basically Japanese Dora.
But for the last four seconds, there is text on the screen that reads "adn ten a skleton poped ot". Exactly that, as if it was written by a preschooler. After the clip finished, my computer shut down.
After seeing this video, I have never been the same. I've been angrier, crueler, and more anxious than ever before. My name is John Enter, and I hate when people send me request. Be careful with that shit, it's triggering me so hard.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Shortpasta
Everyone Dies.exe

Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, known as that dude's house, that dude aquired the cartdirge of a game of Super Mario. The game didn't work though, but being the super duper Mario fan that dude is, he somehow transferred it on to a disc and put it inside the computer so he could play rather than buying another cartdirge. On the disc was a file called "Everyone Dies.exe".
That dude was SHOCKED by this. Never before had he seen such a horrifying title of a file. But being the overly curious guy who just shugs off random things, he shrugs it off and curiously opens the .exe file. At first, the game opened normally, but never playing a Mario game before, he didn't know that things were opening up normally. He was given 3 options on the title screen. Start or Exit. Naturally, he chose start. He was put inside a level he didn't recognize except it looked exactly like the Yoshi's house level, but with a gray backgrund with what looked like sad faces in the clouds that floated in the sky. No music was playing in the background.
He pushed down on the arrow key as hard as he could, and Mario ran as fast as he could, but there was nothing but an endless loop of the Yoshi's house level. He noticed somethng though. Mario started to get slower the more loops he went through and started to get drained of colour and it statred to rain, slowly at first. Just for a split second and one point, the screen falshed with lightning, the words 'STOP NOW' were in the sky in what looked like blood. Mario's face had turned to face the screen, in black and white, with two empty sockets and an elongateted open mouthed frown.
That dude let out a scream because it was so horrifying. Still curious though, that guy didn't STOP NOW as the message (in blood) told him. Instead he kept running to the right, more loops passing, Mario getting slower, more drained of colour. The rain got heavier and heavier and started to have a red tint to it. The screen flashed again, but the screen was covered in more blood and Mario's face was bigger. The same message was in the sky and the sad faced clods had turned into a demonic grin.
After 2 more loops, Mario slowed down to a halt and the animation of the bone koopas replaced mario's sprite. All that was left was bones on the floor. The sky was bleeding and after one more flash in the sky of litnineng, there was a massive bloody message saying "EVERYONE DIES".
That dude tried pressing every button to get away from the screen, and he couldn't take the cartridge out of his super nintendo. He was super scared by the whole thing though, and he's never been able to play a Mario game since. The end.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:File Extensions
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Everyone Dies in the Mushroom Kingdom

Everyone knows Super Mario, right? Well, I used to be a big fan of the franchise, owning Mario plushies, the video games and even a Mario wallpaper. However, after my latest experience, I don't want to look back at Mario.
One day, I was on Netflix, trying to find a perfect show to watch. After scrolling around for a while, I found The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3. Since I used to be a big fan of Mario, I decided to watch a episode of it. I looked around and found one named "Everyone Dies in the Mushroom Kingdom". I was shocked by the episode name, but I decided to watch it.
The episode began with the normal intro. After the intro ended, it went into the title card which was just a black background with white text saying the episode name. The episode began with Mario in a plain black room, sobbing. Luigi, Princess Toadstool and Toad then came into the room and Luigi said "Mario, what's wrong?". Mario shouted at Luigi "GO AWAY! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M GRIEVING?" while sobbing. Luigi then said "Over who?" and Mario said "My parents. They died because King Koopa threw fireballs at them.". Luigi said "Oh. Well, should we do something about it to cheer you up?".
Mario then became angry, with bloodshot eyes and said "NO!". He then pulled out a gun, aimed it at Luigi and pulled the trigger. Blood splattered everywhere. Princess Toadstool and Toad became angry and Princess Toadstool said "MARIO! STOP IT!". Mario said "No. How about YOU stop it?". Mario then pulled out a knife and started cutting Princess Toadstool's torso open. He then began to eat Princess Toadstool's intestines and after he was done eating them, he cut Princess Toadstool's head off and he placed it inside her torso. I was horrified at that moment.
Mario then went on to kill Toad. He stabbed Toad in the eyes and then slit his throat. It then showed Mario killing everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom in horrifying ways, such as shooting them in the heads, stabbing them in the back, etc. Mario then went to King Koopa's lair and he saw him sitting on his chair and Mario said "YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE.". Mario then pulled out the knife from earlier and started stabbing King Koopa in the head, while King Koopa screamed. King Koopa was then dead.
Mario then said "Since everyone else is dead, its now my time.". Mario then slit his throat and collapsed on the floor, dead in a pool of his own blood. The episode ended with a destroyed Mushroom Kingdom, with every house on fire and the sky red. I was shocked, so I turned off the TV and went upstairs to get that thing out of my head. However, later that night, I had nightmares about Mario killing his friends. The next day, I got rid of everything Mario-related in our house.
Be careful, if you see a episode named "Everyone Dies in the Mushroom Kingdom" anywhere, stay away from it or else you'll have the same nightmares as me.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Suicide
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Everyone will dye

patrixxx had killed zalgo and his minions and now he is planing to destroy the creepypasta world with his mega gorefest. he cannot die so he must be sent back to the trollpasta world. But we convinced him to go to the spongebob universe and then he destroyed it and now patrixxx is now happy. Wait if he destroyed the spongebob universe, who will bring more entertaiment!!!! to be continued
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Everyone will dye 2

The world of entertament had ended for spongebob but there are many still we just have to get rid of that pest MR.KRAB. He is the one who possed PATRIXXX, he even killed his own mother. If we dont stop him, freedom will be gone and we have to be slaves. luckly someone came and grabbed the steyr aug assault rife and killed MR.KRAB once and for all. now we are free, only that the guy with the gun was one of the survivor of the explosion, and the aug is actually a MR.KRAB raygun made by none other than spongebob, who is the one that killed MR.KRABS
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Everything You Know and Love is a Lie

Reality is non-existent.
How do I know this? Well, it started when I was watching an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. It was about Patrick accidentally breaking several things that SpongeBob loved dearly and SpongeBob getting angrier each time. Eventually, he screamed at Patrick, "I HATE YOU!!! I WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED!!!" I had already watched this episode several times, so I knew the rest of the plot. Patrick is upset and decides to move away, making the entire town angry at SpongeBob. The Bikini Bottomites decide to ignore SpongeBob as if he wasn't there. Feeling lonely, SpongeBob decides to find Patrick and apologize to him. He decides to move back to Bikini Bottom, and everything is back to normal.
But instead, Patrick literally vanished in front of my eyes. His house disappeared shortly thereafter. SpongeBob, shocked at the realization of what he had just done, said, "What...have I done? Patrick, NOOOOO!!!!!" Then, everything started vanishing: SpongeBob, Squidward, the Krusty Krab, you name it.
And then, my TV vanished. My couch, bed, kitchen, everything in my house started disappearing. Then, I saw reality itself disappear. I was alone. That's when I knew that reality is non-existent. How can we be so technologically advanced that we made computers think like we do, but so dumb that we leave stupid comments on Twitter?
Afterward, I saw a giant LED display appear in front of my eyes. A booming robotic voice said, "Congratulations. You have figured out the final truth. There is no reality. Everything you know and love is a lie. It was all a simulation." It started flashing randomly, but I felt like it was trying to tell me something. Then, it showed a countdown: "00:10". As it counted down, I felt myself fade away.
This is my final message to you. Spread the word that there is no reality. Goodbye...
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Everything explode now

It all began when I was eating a sandwich. The sandwich had blood, but I just thought it was a glitch. I then looked to the left, and Shrek and donkey were there, but they were Hyper-unrealistic. Shrek looked at me confusedly, and donkey looked very shocked. They exploded shortly afterwards.
After I was done coughing and wiping the ashes from my face, I went outside of my used-to-be-a-house to see that the tree had Hyper-realistic leaves. It was fall, so the leaves fell, at timing so thry could hit the ground at the same time. When they hit the ground, they exploded. Now I was really scared.
I ran away from my house, and then a skeleton popped out, and then exploded. As I dodged the burning bones, I wondered why alot of things were exploding. And then... An Alot exploded.
I learned that I was not the only one that was having this happen. So many things were exploding, and the dust was making me feel dry. I got a sip of water, but when it tuched my tongue, I was burnt. I looked at the water, and learned that it wasn't water, but it was LAVA!
The world was ending as I knew it. The sky was red, everything was exploding, and the water in the world turned into lava. I asumed this was a glitch. Eventually, I, myself, exploded. And not long after, everything else exploded. Including this pas-
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Shrek
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Shortpasta
Evidence of Evil

Coming into the main area of the bunker he called to the guys who were playing cards, "Its been fun." They made serious eye contact for a solid second, gave them a head nod and headed back to his room where his newly wedded wife lay wait for him.
The time had come. He'd accomplished enough in life to die happy, it was time to play the final move. Back inside his room he and his wife locked stares that never wanted to break. His eyes excited but nervous, hers straight terrified. "Your the craziest man I've ever met, your heads screwed on but it's on its last damn threads." That made him smile. "Never could someone think life would turn out like this," he said calmly, "Proved them wrong." That was followed by a kiss. He spoke softly, "I love you," and while what felt like looking right into her soul he took the gun out of his pocket, put it to his temple and fired. The sound was surreal as she watched his body fall. A few tears ran down her cheeks and she laid down next to him. His eyes still open she slowly closed them and said "I love you too, Adolf," grabbed his gun and fired through her temple.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Evil Adventure

I used to be a huuuuuuge Atari fan, but then it all changed on one fateful day, I searched on Etsy for Adventure on the Atari VCS, all I saw was an Atari VCS cartridge that had no front cover, just white paper with red marker written "AdventureAtariVCS" and it went for $6.66. Seemed suspicious but I bought it because it was cheap, the mailman arrived and delivered the game. I got the game, I was expecting the mailman to leave, but he stood there, probably to see if I liked the game, so I popped it in and was playing adventure. Everything was normal until I got to the dragon and then I killed the dragon, but then a hyperrealistic heart came out of the dragon, I stabbed the heart and it exploded in hyperrealistic blood and it covered the screen, just when the blood came off of the screen everything was in a negative color. I tried restarting the game, but then it glitched out and threw a hadouken at me. I dodged the hadouken quickly, but then I heard demonic laughter. I turned to see who it was, it was the mail man, and then he turned out to be Satan in disguise, he said, "Fight Me Fucker" so I ripped the horns out of his head and cut off his head with them. I then decided I hate video games and thats how I became vice president under Obama and then I beat Trump in the 2020 election. I tried telling this to my vice president Kamala Harris, but she laughed because she didn't believe me :(. But every night when I'm lying in bed, I feel a mailmanny presence, but when I wake up, nothing. I am Joe Biden and I approve this message.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Evil Android of death

__NOTOC__
==Part 1: It begins...==
Long ago i bought this Samsung GalaxyS from a old pawn shop. The owner of said pawn shop looked similar to a mix of morgan freeman and john trevolta. i bought the android all though it had a crack on it, it was almost unnoticable. the man gave me a discount saying "i want that thing out of here, it is taking up space for other items." so i bought it and left thanking the man as i exited.
==Part 2: where the "troll" in troll pasta kicks in.==
When i got into my car i plugged in the android with the old charger that matched it and booted it up. as it turned on, a small image flashed for a split second. it looked like the word rooting, and it started. when i went to the app menu i saw that it was rooted.... and tha it had some odd apps. one was called "lists of people murdered" so i clicked on it, I saw peoples names with pictures of brutally murdered bodies next to the names. i can only assume the bodies were of the names. as i scrolled down and to my horror saw my name and that where the image usually was was a small video of me right then and there... coming from the back of me. i turned around and saw a camera with the words "Demon work" on the side next to start recording and take picture. i grabbed the camera and threw it out, and started my car and bolted the hell out of there!
==Part 3: the next horror.==
when i got home, i checked out more apps but none of them seemed out of the ordinary... but then my closet door opened and i saw a person holding a glass bottle that was shattered at the end. he wore a mask, he lunged at me and shanked me in the abdominal, i fell to the floor and blacked out. when i woke up i was strapped to the bed and the owner of the pawn shop stood over me, he said "thank you for sacrificing your self to satan... you have released me from my duties" and stabbed me with a dagger. i was killed, and now i have broken the forth wall.
==Moral of the story:==
Don't drink milk and eat cheese together.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Im died
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Evil Cinnamon Roll

"It's coming! The evil cinnamon roll is coming!!!!!"
I shouted through the grocery store and people were looking at me like I was crazy! I'm not crazy! The cinnamon roll is! He wants to kill me! ME!
"HELP!"
I hid in one of shelves behind all the cans of...
...CINNAMON ROLLS?
I was so afraid. But then I heard it over the intercom.
"You ate my family! Now i'm gonna make you pay!" the intercom shouted. I knew it was him. The Cinnamon Roll.
The grocery store had suddenly become empty. Where was all the people? But then I realized...
"THE CINNAMON ROLL GOT THEM!" I sobbed.
"That's right!" Said a nasty voice from my left. I looked over... It was... The cinnamon roll...
"READY TO PAY?!?" The cinnamon roll screamed. He scooted towards me and bumped into my arm. Nothing happened.
"HOLD ON, that's not my real attack! Give me a minute."
He did it over and over again. Eventually I picked him up.
"HEY! HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING FATTY?!? DON'T YOU LICK ME!!!! THAT'S MY ICING! STOP! NOOO!!!!!"
I put the entire thing in my mouth and chewed. It was delicious. I swallowed it.
All the sudden, I felt funny. I started shrinking. I then started to turn brown.
"What's happening?!"
I began to expand. I felt the top of my head and it stuck a little bit.
"ICING?!?"
I couldn't feel my legs. Did I have legs? I looked down.
"I'm a... I'm a cinnamon roll! THIS IS GREAT!"
I sat there and looked around the empty store. I heard voices.
"Eh, maybe the killer got away. Let's just check the damage." It was a man.
Two police officers rounded the corner. One of them spotted me.
"I haven't had breakfast yet..."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck