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The Patrick Star Show - The End of Patrick's Grandpa

Produced: 6/25/2021
Season: 1 Episode: 1
today is the day. the intro was reverse and glitchy. the static appears for 15 seconds. black fades out with a black background with white text in the middle saying PATRICK_STAR_SHOW_TEST 5 seconds later black fades in. black fades out show patrick's house and patrick wakes up. he goes down the stairs and sees his sister eating cookies in the kitchen. the background music plays hawwian train and patrick says GOOD MORNING! and his sister says oh hi patrick!. patrick says. i am going to play nick.com in 2002. his sister says. WHAT?!?!. patrick says yes.
meanwhile. his grandpa leaves the krusty krab and he saw a flying knife in the sky and he died. when he dies. spongebob walks then says. OH NO! THIS IS BAD NEWS!. and spongebob runs away. mr krabs exits the krusty krab. then he screams. the time card says with a blue background and yellow text. and the narrator says 1 minute later.
patrick family is inside the car with his dad driving. suddenly. its was raining. lightning. and destroyed buildings with creepy piano music playing. 10 seconds later. the is static for 25 seconds. after this. patrick says goodbye sadly in a black screen.
the family went into a graveyard with flying numberblocks with evil laughing. and the background music is playing the powerpuff girls end credits in reverse and slowed down. and cut to his grandpa's grave and the family says GOODBYE. forever. and they cry.
static for 30 seconds. after that. they went to the chum bucket at 3AM when they enter it.
plankton says WELCOME! TO THE CHUM BUCKET! how can i take your order. patrick's dad says i will have a- planktons says WRONG! and he he kills patrick's faimly with knife's and guns.
after that. planktons laughs loudly.
black fades in with the white text saying THE END! in the snes font. i saw plankton in my room and he killed me.
black fades in again with the THE END text with a fire background and blood with the sonic.exe background. you can hear plankton laughing. chainsaw noises. fox censor getting killed. numberblock theme in reverse. and blood noises.
THE END!
==Credits==
there's broken tv's and fire on the background on the end credits with music playing the sonic.exe game over screen. the logo plays klasky csupo nightmares instaid of united plankton pictures. the ending logo plays noedolekcin after the ending logo. the black licorice black costume kid breaks the screen and says H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N!!! AAAAAAAAAA HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
what ever you do. DO NOT WATCH THIS!
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The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

If you listen closely out the window around 4:45 in the morning you might hear echoing grunting and a magazine page turn. If you've never experienced the pee pee poo poo except the stench and even more putrid dad jokes.
The story goes, in 1956 Winston Mcuffy was really struck with pneumonia. Mr. Mcuffy struggled for days but couldn't get out of bed - he was too weak and his wife had left him because of a fateful incident on Temple and Linwood in which Mcuffy called her a know-nothing doo doo head.
Regardless, Mcuffy died in bed completely full of poop. So whenever you smell shit out of nowhere, it's just the pee pee poo poo man.
Say thanks to the pee pee poo poo man in order to gain strong digestion!
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Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
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The Peepee Poopoo Man

Suzie sat alone in the darkened, upstairs bathroom of her parents' house. A candle flickered at each corner of the sink, just below the mirror into which she now peered.
"Peepee Poopoo", she uttered quietly. She repeated the ominous chant a second time. Then a third.
Suddenly a cloudy mist seemed to swirl behind the mirrored glass. Gradually it coalesced into the face of a manthe Peepee Poopoo Man.
"You have summoned me to the mortal realm, and now you are my slave", it spookily intoned. "You must do as I command!"
Suzie listened in a hypnotic daze. The next day she went to school and left an upper decker in the girl's restroom.
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Category:Satire
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The Pepe

Today I was browsing the Internet looking for rare Pepes to add to my rare Pepe folder, I found a Pepe that I never had seen before but was unsure of so I looked it up on a forum. What I found is that it's a controversial Pepe. But obviously it couldn't be a rare Pepe because so many people know of it I posted in all caps on the forum, "THIS PEPE ISN'T RARE!!!" I was greeted by this reply from all the users on the forum. "Goodbye you un-dank memer," I got this from fifty users.
I then heard the ground rumbling behind me, I knew not to look. "That Pepe isn't rare you say, ONE OF MY PEPES ISN'T RARE?!" it screamed in its raspy voice.
I felt horrified, I turned around to see my guest. It was Pepe. I knew instantly that I had sinned against our true lord. I plead for forgiveness, I got none. Pepe picked me up with his huge hands and bring me down the hole in my floor he came out of. As we fell I felt so many feels. He told me of the history of Pepe, of how he has been here since the beginning. Guiding us, controlling us. As of recently he has been placing rare Pepe's on the Internet to let us know of the true lord. BOOM! We hit the floor, the core of the Earth he explains. I look around and see the rarest Pepes I have ever seen before. He twists my neck towards him and shouts, "THESE PEPES AREN'T FOR YOUR EYES MORTAL!" He takes one of his monstrousness claws and touches out my eyes, then pushes in. All is black now. The last thing I ever saw is a Pepe all black with big lips, it was smirking. Pepe then tells me I can be forgiven in only one way. I must travel the world seeking out un-dank memers and killing them. Killing anyone who dare say that Pepe's Pepes aren't rare.
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Category:Memes
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Category:Shortpasta
The Peruvian Black Killer Sperm From Hell

Reports and Sightings of a giant black sperm shaped objects have been filling the office box again!!! Man when do the trolls of this town just stop!!!!. "The giant black killer sperm of destruction was said to be the sperm of the prince of darkness from the various times he had sexual intercourse. As the story in tales most of the sperms would evaporate but apparently one didn't, this special sperm had a strange force around it.... As if it was alive!!! It hasn't been speculated how this sperm reached to earth but according to some more speculation the pollution on earth allowed into to inhale strange powers and grew larger and larger and became larger, better, smarter and stronger up to the point when it would attack random hikers, some say Gill Weiss and Ben Horne might have had an encounter with the creature and jumped off that glacier out of fear but no one knows for sure. It doesn't seem to have a specific location on Peru, the object/creature has been sighted in Colca Canyon(very rarely) and Machu Picchu(Slightly more common). A pilot who was apparently sending a research team quickly managed to snag a very high quality photo of the creature who seems to be flying over the Machu Picchu ruins and over a rainbow. This is the only photo evidence of the object/creature but reported sightings still happen to this day and a recent video seems to show of another strange sperm shaped object but it is purple which some speculate could possibly be that more than one of the PoD's sperms have apparently become either a moving inanimate object or another living organism. Here is the link http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2968345/What-mysterious-purple-disc-flying-Peru.html This seems to purvey the object/creature as an alien spacecraft but if you look carefully, you will see that it appears to glow and also has a more streamlined appearance(like a sperm). No one knows for sure but some point this out to be related to the black sperm accounted earlier and it could be possible that we have an entire species of flying sperms up in the sky. No one knows but any more sightings of this creature or object must be accounted for and if the prince of darkness truly is causing the creation of these objects/creatures(or is even real), we must find a way to communicate to him to next time use a condom and clean up completely before any more of these mysterious objects/creatures are produced.
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Category:Potty Humor
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The Phantom of the Golf Course

It all started on a nice summer afternoon. I was at a one of my acquaintances many hotels. His name was Ebenezer Dickinson, and he was the owner and founder of the Trollpasta Wiki. As you can imagine he is extraordinarily prosperous. He owns many Expensive hotels in almost every Country on earth as well as on mars. Since I was an old friend of his I was allowed to play golf in his private 100 mile golf course. This delighted me as I am a massive fan of golf, like everyone else in the world. I have all the tiger woods merchandise and after many years as a golfer I've become a real pro. I can score a hole in one from a mile away.
Anyway I was pro golfing for about three hours, two minutes and three seconds until I saw an ambulance speed by and stop next to a dead body. As they loaded it into the van I noticed that it had a huge bulge in its throat as if it has swallowed something especially big. I asked my friend if he know what happened. He had this to say, "he was killed by... the Phantom of the Golf Course" I felt surge of unease. The scary part was when he told me who the Phantom of the Golf Course was and what his story was. "The Phantom of the Golf Course used to be a man called Golf Golfer. He was the best golfer the golf leagues had ever play against in this very golf course. They said he could get a hole in one from a mile away. His career was going so well until the leagues found out that he was cheating with his psychic powers, and he was banned from golfing. This made Golf Golfer extremely depressed, so he committed suicide by stabbing himself in the chest with a golf club. He still haunts this golf course, killing innocent golfers by putting golf balls into their throat. If ever you were to find a golf ball with a black mark on it, it's already too late".
Before the golf course closed we had to pick up all the left over balls. I had collected almost a dozen, but I then noticed a golf ball had...A DEEP BLACK MARK! My balls dropped. I was going to die and there was nothing I could do... unless I left. The Phantom of the Golf Course only kill those in the golf course, so I should leave and get away from him. It would be so easy. So I ran to the car park as fast as I could. I thought I was going to make it, until something...BIG suddenly went down my throat really fast and incredibly hard. It was a ball, a humongous ball, a... Golf ball. Soon I was violently choking, fearful of my own life. I looked to the roof of the Hotel, and a tall pail man with sunglasses, a golf club, and full golfing attire was standing there forebodingly. He jumped to the ground in front of me. This man... he had to be the Phantom of the Golf Course, he just had to be. This "man" stared straight into my soul and took off his shades to reveal that instead of eyes he had...GOLF BALLS. Before I choke to death on his ball, I heard him say... in a way only a nutter could speak..."HOLE...IN...ONE"
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The Pharaoh's Curse

I am scared, I am completely paralyzed before my computer monitor - watching all that happened before my eyes all my life but especially what started 3 days ago ...
My brother bought a game called "Pharaoh", this game (if you don't know it) is about completing various missions that appear in the adventure as if you were God, creating houses, temples, roads, etc.. But I'm sure that the mission I played you haven't seen before in your life.
He bought it in a "barato" in a bazaar for $5, but there was something mysterious in the game. It was marked as "prohibited" and the seller, according to my brother, looked into his eyes when he gave it and just said the words "good luck your majesty."
When he got home he was totally nervous, sweaty and his eyes were unfocused. He did not talk to anyone, just sat in the computer chair, inserted the game into the computer and was there for 2 full days. On Monday I returned from school and noticed something strange, there was no music and at that time my brother did his exercises usually listening to "Guns n 'Roses" at full volume, so I entered the room. The first thing I saw was that "it" was vomiting.
For starters there was a puddle of blood that covered the entire floor, his eyes were painted black, his arms, his body, his mouth and legs were open with their guts hanging and rotting and "it" was covered by a kind of cloth as covering the Egyptian mummies.
It was all very strange. I fainted. When I woke up the ambulance that had come for the body, also my family were crying and wondering what the hell had happened.
When we returned from the funeral I sat in my bed and stared at the screen of the computer, it was off for some reason like my brother had gone out before the atrocity happened on purpose. I sat down and turned it on. Instead of the typical home screen "Windows 98" there was entered "Pharaoh". "Game over," it said, "31 of 30 missions completed." That made no sense so I checked the timeline and saw the mission 31. It was called "The return of life" and instead of the typical campaign mode where you had to build the houses, it was in 1st person and you had to head to the king via a dark hallway to a door, so we walked, walked and walked .. .
When he reached the door, I pressed a button to open it and discovered that it was exactly identical to the door of my room, I looked back and there was nothing, maybe it was just my imagination, I thought, until I jumped at a message saying "wait ... " and I saw through the window shade of a deformed man with a bird's head and hook hands.
It is coming slowly, I see my brother and also the many people around, mummies, are coming to find me and my life bar in the game slowly lowers while I can not move ... the mummification process was applied to the pharaohs because the Egyptians believed that they will have a second life.
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The Philadelphia Experiment

Ever heard of the Philadelphia experiment? Probably not—the US government managed to keep it pretty covered up. But rumors leaked and word got around. A handful of people know what happened, and I'm here to tell you.
The Philadelphia experiment was founded by an unknown source. Its goal was to successfully teleport a ship from one place to another. It was initially going to be used as a weapon in war.
Let's just say it didn't work out.
The ship was successfully teleported the required distance. But, alas, too good to be true. The soldiers inside the ship had been completely mutated. Their bodies were stuck to the ship, reformed and mangled to become one with it. They had been mutated into a part of the ship, their bodies bloody and ripped, but they were glued to it. The soldiers had no hope in surviving or being detached. The solution?
The ship was blown up, leaving no traces behind.
The US government managed to contain the story pretty well. It never ended up on the news or in the paper. But the story leaked out to a few people, and the tale lives on.
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Category:Shortpasta
The Philadelphia Incident

In 1990s in the major U.S. City of Philadelphia, a incident that would change the course of the city occurred. It was the start of fall, and the city had a crisis. Many people in Philadelphia spent large amounts of time playing sports, including Baseball, Football, and most importantly, Basketball. Gang Violence had risen exponentially since the 80s and it seemed that the city was divided by gangs, and the police force couldn't do anything about it.
I was an intern at the Philadelphia Police Department, and my job was to sort through documents about cases from long ago, they were usually uninteresting, you know the common old lady getting her handbag stolen, or an uninteresting robbery of an engagement ring. Once in a blue moon, there would be an interesting document, I wasn't allowed to bring the documents outside of the building so I would have to read it in the building. One of these documents was interesting, and it was called The Philadelphia Incident, sure it does sound like something off of a crappy internet wiki, but don't judge a document by its name.
In the South-West district of Philadelphia the gangs of the district were starting to get rougher and rougher, one day in the start of fall, an African-American in his early 20s was going down to the basketball courts, but a gang was stopping him from doing it. The man started a fight with the gang, but lost, the Police don't know many details since the gang members had all died on the same day, 10 years after the suspected date of the fight.
The mother of the man, was scared that the gang would hunt the family down, bought tickets for the man to go to Southern California. The man did not want to go with that plan, and the neighbor who was in his home that day said that the man said, "Mother! I will give them pain... I will make them pay the ultimate price..."
The man was sent to California, and made it safely there in 1st class, though the pilot on the flight back mysteriously fell asleep in the cockpit while the co-pilot was in the restroom, and the plane crashed.
The man was recorded by CCTV cameras at the airport, the footage shows him getting into a taxi with a license plate which read, "FRESH", and the taxi had 2 fuzzy dice in the mirror, it is suspected that the man thought that the taxi was if anything rare, so he got in. The taxi was found in a ditch around the L.A. area, with the police finding no signs of how the driver disappeared.
The police who had been watching the taxi carefully, found that the taxi arrived at its destination, a mansion, around the time of 7-8 AM. The private security footage, which was taken by the L.A. police due to a murder happening at the residence, found that the man yelled at the taxi driver, "Yo home smell ya later", and the taxi left.
Ever since that day, it has been said that L.A. and Philadelphia were never the same.
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Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
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The Philosophy Behind the Chicken Salad

I was about to order a chicken salad from Wendy's the the other day, and you know, I walked up to the lady working there and she said "Hello sir, what would you like to order?" And it's like, that question... it's really a pertinent question to the youth in our society I think. But it's like... well what do you even mean by "like?" It's such a complicated word, and you see, the post-modern neo-marxists... they'll say it all depends on the context.
Well no, if that's so how come the word is so damn complicated? It can't be explained by anything! Do you mean that what I want to order is like something else? Do you mean that what I order is what I like, or are these separate concepts? I mean, you really have to be more specific. We're living in a society where we don't even know what our words mean, but we use them anyway, and that's bloody terrifying! It really is, bucko!
And you see, we really have to get our meanings in order before we go out into the world and speak, you know. And you see, even that name Wendy's... really represents an enterprise of female domination, of rebellion against patriarchal power structures. It's the archetypical manifestation of it, and it fights against this dominance hierarchy by breaking things up and destroying order, man. It's really the apex of our decaying teleological consciousness.
And you see, as I was eating my chicken salad... it's like, even that some pieces of lettuce sat above the others. Even in the finest details we see a hierarchy, and let me yell ya, the postmodern neo-marxists... ask them and they won't acknowledge it, I guarantee you, and that's bloody scary, bucko!
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Category:Satire
Category:Memes
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
The Phone

It was a Saturday night. My girlfriend and I had just gotten back to my apartment. We were cuddling on the couch. It had been a great date, and I intended to take it all the way tonight. We were on the couch in each other's arms, our lips in almost constant contact. We indulged in the sensation of our lips against that of our partner's.
This lasted for a while, until the phone rang. We pulled away from each other, and glanced over to the phone. After a few moments, the ringing stopped.
"Shouldn't you have answered that?" my girlfriend asked.
"They'll leave a message if it's important," I responded, then returned to kissing her.
After only a few minutes, the phone rang again. This time, I just ignored it and kept kissing her. It stopped ringing. The phone did not ring for a while. As we were about to make our way to the bedroom, the phone rang for a third time. Annoyed, I finally picked it up.
"Hey, who is this?" I ask angrily. "You're really bugging me."
"What do you think you're doing?" asked a deep, rough voice from the other end.
"What do you mean 'What do I think I'm doing?' Why is that your concern?" I snapped, becoming more irritated.
"Why in hell are you sitting there making out with my daughter?"
I was caught off guard. His daughter? How did he know my number? More importantly, how did he know what I was doing? I turned to my girlfriend. She was looking at me with a worried expression on her face.
"Uh, your dad is on the phone," I told her. "He's asking why I was making out with you."
"But... my dad is dead," she stuttered, wide-eyed.
My jaw fell open in shock. I nervously put the phone up to my ear. The line was dead.
Dropping the phone, I slowly looked over to my girlfriend.
"T-Then who was on the phone?"
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