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Sonic Boom Rise of Satan

I had always been a huge Sonic fan as a kid, and even now as an adult. so when I heard of a game called "Sonic Boom" would be coming out I was really hype and knew that when the game came out that I would buy it. When the time finally came, I heard gaming companies giving the game bad reviews. I knew that since it was a Sonic game that it couldn't have been that bad. So when the game came out, I decided to go pick it up from my local Gamestop.
When I got home, I decided to put the game in my Wii U and boot it up. I put the game into my Wii U, but then strange things started happening. My Wii U menu's colors started inverting when I put the game in and instead of the normal calm menu music there was instead a loud shriek. When I hit the button to play the game, a message came up that said "Turn back now". I was only a little freaked out by this and pressed A to continue anyway.
After I got to the title screen I noticed that things weren't normal. Instead of the normal title screen that said "Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric" this one said "Sonic Boom: Rise of Satan". In the background it showed all of the characters laying in cold blood and the devil behind them. I was very freaked out by this, but continued on anyway. When I got to the file selection screen there were 2 files to choose from. One of them was titled "Satan" and the other "Sonic". I obviously chose the one that was titled Sonic because I'm a smart gamer.
The first cutscene was just Sonic running from the devil in a place that resembled hell. When the actual game started I was playing as Sonic running from the devil. I noticed that Sonic started slowing down, and eventually stopped. The devil then consumed his soul and threw his body into the fiery pit.
I selected the next file. I was playing as the devil trying to chase Sonic and the gang. Whenever I pressed the A button a knife would launch from the devil's hand and hit one of the characters that I was chasing. I eventually killed all of the characters and then the devil turned towards the screen and said the words "You're next". Shocked by this, I turned off my Wii U and then smashed it with a baseball bat that I had found in the back room of my house a month before when I was cleaning my back room and then threw my Wii U in the trash. I never played that abomination ever again.
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Sonic Boom Season 3

Yea remember that shit spin off franchise called Sonic Boom? yea this might wanna make you drink toilet water.
So one day I contacted SEGA to ask them if they have any left over Sonic stuff that they didn't want and thank fucking god they gave them to me. They also gave me some prototypes of plushies. One of the things they gave me was a DVD that had scraped unfinished episodes of Sonic Boom season 3. So I threw the disc into my Blu-Ray player with an Oreo to bless the DVD gods.
Episode 1 started with Sonic kissing Amy then Tails came in and said "WHAT THE FUCK? EWWWWWWW" "Then Sonic said "WHY ARE YOU SWEARING YOU VILE HUMAN BEING?" I said to myself "hehe I wish I was Sonic now"
Then Sonic looked at me and said "ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND!?" I said "LOL SONIC'S BREAKING THE 4TH WALL" Then Sonic said "I'M NOT BREAKING THE 4TH WALL I'M TALKING TO YOU. THIS IS REAL." Then Sonic came out of my TV and pulled me into it while I was screaming like "NO PLEASE NO DVD GODS HELP ME HELP ME AHHH"
And now I'm stuck in the terrible cartoon as Sonic and everyone else being a dumbass. Please help me.
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Sonic Boom Theory

Remember the episode "Just a Guy"?
Remember when Sonic woke up from talking to Mike and was a guy taking out the trash?
The truth is, Sonic is actually a human in a costume who made up this world. He's not in a coma or anything, but he made up this universe to either entertain himself or because in real life, he's "just a guy" and he wants to be something better. So he made up this universe to boost his ego.
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Sonic CD Easter Egg

I was browsing around the Internet. And was looking at Creepypasta’s and Creepy Gaming. I found a Sonic CD hidden message story. It was about typing in certain numbers in a sound test and seeing various Sonic images. But one of them carried a disturbing face of Sonic and a disturbing message that was in Japanese but when translated it says “Fun is infanate: Sega Enterprises…” But below of the text it says “Majin” which means “Demon or Devil.” I was shocked thinking if this was actually true. I looked at a bunch of YouTube videos of the Easter Egg and it showed what the image of the creepy Sonic face looked like. When I saw it I was fully terrified… I knew it was the scariest and most disturbing image I have ever seen. I never wanted to see it again. It was too terrifying. But I wanted to see it one more time because I knew I had Sonic CD on my shelf which held about 10, 1000 games. My shelf was circled all around my room. Unfortunately, I haven’t put my games in alphabetical order. So I had to look through all the games on each shelf I went to. When I found Sonic CD. I went to my basement. To get the console for the game. I went back upstairs in my room and plugged in the console and started the game. When the game started, I went through the instructions of one of the videos on how to see the image. Once I got them all. I saw the image. It was true. I covered my face with my hand and only kept my hand a crack open just a bit to see the console and turn it off. It was 11:04pm. So I went to bed. When I was sleeping. I had a dream about being at EB Games and saw the Sonic with the creepy face shopping with about 50 copies of Sonic CD. Odd dream but while that dream was happening. The picture of the Sonic with the creepy face pop up. I woke up and when I woke up I still saw the image. Nothing else. I felt that my eyes were open. So the next thing I tried is that I pinched myself. That didn’t work. I was wide awake. I tried closing my eyes. I still saw the image. I was screaming. But I didn’t care if I was waking people up. Besides, I didn’t know what time it was because I was blind and I can only see Sonic’s Creepy Face. I was flipping out! I was smacking things of of shelves, I was knocking my HD TV on the ground. Then, I felt my window. I knew what to do to end this all. I opened the window and jumped out to fall to my death. I felt my head hit the ground and I couldn’t feel myself. I knew I was dead. But I still saw the Sonic with creepy face image. Now today I still see it… All I can say is that this image I will never get over and ignore. I will always be afraid. All I can say is, please help me. I am crying of fear. PLEASE HELP ME I FEEL SO MUCH TORTURE!!!!!!
Credit To – Sonic CD and TheStickyPaddle’s YouTube Video: Creepy Gaming – Ep.5 // Sonic CD Hidden Message
Credit Link – www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GEnYXVwB8A‎
, 18 September 2013
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Sonic Cock Slap Strength

Okay so the average hedgehog body to erect penis height and weight ratios are 24/5.46cm and 780/6g. Therefore, If we assume that Sonic the Hedgehog has a height of 3"3 (~100cm) and a weight of 35kg, his cock would have a length of 21.84cm and a weight of 24kg. Using the FMA formula we can then deduce that, if he indeed ran at the speed of sound, his cockslap would have a force of about 845kg. Almost twice as much as a full force Mike Tyson force.
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Sonic Doll

There was once a doll owned by a little blond boy. It was a Sonic doll. When he woke up, the doll was sitting on the edge of the bed with the TV remote in its hands. He turned it to channel 666. There was a picture of a plain cardboard box on the TV screen. The little boy sat up and looked at Sonic. But Sonic was Tails.
They have never found the body.
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Sonic Dreams Collection

Before I begin my journey, I would just like to tell you that this is a blog-type thing, and will be updated daily (If possible). So make sure to check back every once in a while!
== August 24, 2015 - Make my sonic and an attempt at Eggman Origin ==
I was once an intern at Sega. Yes, I know, that joke's stupid and overused, but it's true. I was exploring the place when I saw a sticky note on the ground seemingly written hastily saying 'http://hedgehod.exposed' or something like that. Curious, I kept it in my pocket and told nobody about it. Later that evening, I brought it home, and typed it in. It brought me to a page saying about a leaked sonic game. Wondering what the company I had my internship at I downloaded the game, and played it.
It brought me to the main menu: A sign saying 'SONIC DREAMS COLLECTION' was at the top, with 4 games and the dates that they were made. I started with the first: Make my Sonic. Before I played, I noticed a small description of it.
'Make my sonic was SEGA's first project with MJstudios, a sonic OC (Original character) creator. MJstudio was committed to fan self-expression, believing Sonic was versatile enough to fit any genre, even sci-fi. originally, Make My Sonic was meant to create and upload avatars on SEGANET through Dreamcast. However, no future games supported this level of creativity'
After reading this, I played the game. I was brought to the main menu of it, with two options: Exit and Let Go. Of course I pressed let go!
I was meant with a screen showing sonic with a background. I could change the head size, arms and legs (though they would never be equal in size), color, name, and pose. I chose GemBox the hedgehog, and colored it green, with regular poses and sizes and stuff. After I finished, I could throw rings at him and stuff. I could even tweet it, though I don't have a Twitter. With noting else to do, I exited.
Next up was Eggman Origin. 'Little is known about EGGMAN ORIGIN, as no surviving documentation has been found. However, by digging through the code, we saw that this was an MMORPG. However, few have seen past the title screen.' 
Hmm, how intriguing. When I pressed play on the game's Main Menu, Red words popped up saying 'NO NETWORK ADAPTER DETECTED.' I could not get any further. I decided to leave it a day, and pick it up tomorrow. Goodbye.
== August 25, 2015 - Sonic Movie Maker ==
After several failed attempts this morning to get into Eggman Origin, I decided to Move on - To Sonic Movie Maker.
'Sonic Movie Maker was many years ahead of itsSonic Movie Maker was many years ahead of its
time, technically speaking. MJSTUDIO envisioned
a movie making program for players to explore &
share their desires with the rest of the world.
Internal notes suggest that SEGA executives
pulled the plug after learning about some of
Sonic Movie Maker's darker subplots.
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Sonic Inflation

Today I learned that in 2003 the fast food company "Sonic" began printing out their own money to pay their workers. This led to a huge inflation in the economy and was one of the leading factors of the 2008-2009 recession. Would highly recommend looking up 'Sonic inflation' on Google if you want to learn more.
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Sonic Is FAH REEAL!!!!!

I was playing some dumb game called Sonic The Hedgehog 2. What kind of pot-head came up with that? While i was playing this afwul game Tails started BLEEDING!!!1 OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 Then Sonic jumped out of the TV and tryed to keeeeeiiiiilllll mmmmmmeeeeee OH SHHEEETT!!!!! I ran to the kitchen and drowend Sonic in the kitchen sink! I went back to my room and Tails JUMPED OUT OF THE TV OH SSSSHHHHHEEEEETTT IM DEAD!!!!!!111
THE END.
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Sonic Mania Dark

I had bought sonic mania plus for my nintendo switch then i played the game the title had sonic doing his finger pose then the word dark popped down instead of plus i didn,t care about it. As i was going to pick my character i saw that all their faces were sad and tears in their eyes i played as sonic. I got to angel island but it had fire buring like sonic 3,s angel island.Then the phantom ruby came it was green instead of pink it teleported sonic at studiopolis it looked rusty then i fought heavy gunner but each time a missle hit an eggrobo blood went flying.After i defeated heavy gunner it sent me to press garden act 2 but the background looked weird the trees were dead with little snow.Then i fought heavy shinobi he only took 2 hits to be defeated then eggman warped me to oil ocean i said wasn,t eggman going to warp me to stardust speedway?. I played oil ocean act 1 and 2 both acts had blood instead of oil.In act 1 i fought metal sonic but was in his phase 2.Then in act 2 it cut the level out and i got to heavy magician but it took 6 hits to defeat it after when i defeated the boss blood was flying all over.I got to lava reef it had organs bones and blood on the floor that was when sonic was crying the crying was like a human,s crying i got to the boss heavy rider and heavy king they both took 3 hits to defeat.Then i got to titanic monarch but i didn,t do metallic madness i said there was only one act and that was act 2 then i fought the final boss i hit 8 hits to beat it then eggman was crying a human cry like sonic.Even i got all the chaos emarlds but it didn,t send me to egg reverie.Instead i got on the car with tails knuckles mighty and ray.While sonic and friends escaped then the phantom ruby broke into blood when eggman was left there to die and was still crying a human cry while the titanic monarch exploded.Then the screen went black then it got to the main menu.
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Sonic R

Sonic the Hedgehog is my favorite Video Game character of all time. Fast and cool, who wouldn't love him? Well, there was still something odd about one of his past games. Sonic R. Sonic R is a racing game featuring the cast of Sonic along with two new characters:
Metal Knuckles is a neat character introduced. Obviously, the metal Doppelganger of Knuckles the Echidna.
Tails Doll is, well... just creepy. He's an orange doll with some white like Tails, has stitches, lifeless black eyes, and a blood-red gem attached to a piece of wire.
What's creepy is that someone unknown began an internet fad of curses that will cause you to see this dreaded demon and will get you murdered. Apparently, if you tag Super Sonic with the Doll, he'll turn around and come out of your TV to kill you. Another curse says that if you play the songs "Can You Feel the Sunshine?" or "Livin' in the City" in a locked bathroom with the lights turned off, you'll see a red light. In another few accidents, some people have said that their Tails Doll character is missing from the character screen.
I wished to see if this would be true. It sounded really fake, but I had to try it out. I searched for a copy of the game on Ebay with a SEGA Saturn to go with it, and I found one from a seller named "BuyMahStuffplz". The price was $35.67 counting the GST, so that's not so bad. When I got it, I invited my friend over and we each had an airsoft gun by eachother. But as soon as I booted up the game, there were a few graphic glitches here and there, and as soon as I picked the first race, I was playing as Egg-Robo, in some sort of hellish world. It wasn't a race, but it was like an adventure field. After walking around a bit, there was a weird cutscene. We saw Egg-Robo's front, but then a knife was stabbed through him. He then actually began to bleed with guts spilling out, which made my friend and I stare at the screen in a real jaw-drop fashion. Then the screen turned very black only to see a pair of red-glowing eyes and a red-glowing gem.
The Saturn immediately began to smoke and pretty much crashed. My friend and I were panacked and we checked the box that the game came in. We saw a note that read this:
"I have set the Saturn to do an emergancy crash in case you do anything reckless in the game: like tagging four characters."
We went back to the TV, but it showed a picture of the Tails Doll on the screen, and it said, "Thank You for playing with me!" The TV then turned off by itself.
I don't know what to say about this rouh game copy, but as far as I'm concerned, it's now in a better home... burning in my fireplace.
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Sonic Restaurant

I was heading to the Sonic restaurant, my favorite restaurant. I went inside and saw a tall dude with a big weird mustache at the counter.
"Good day, ma'am," he greeted me. "Would you be interested in today's special?"
He gestured to a plate on the counter with something blue on it, and what looked like blue toothpicks were sticking out of it. I politely declined.
"Well, that's all right! How about one of these instead?" Beside that plate were three others: two of which looked the same as the first, except red and pink instead, and the third was orange and white and appeared to be covered with fur. I declined those as well. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to come to Sonic today.
"Hmm... Maybe not as many people like hedgehog meat as I thought."
Wait: hedgehog meat? Oh my god. No. It couldn't be.
I realized the man at the counter was DR. EGGMAN.
I ran the hell out of there never to return.
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Sonic Rider CD

i was planning on getting a Sonic riders game after watching the commercial. after when end of school, i have finally time in to find the game. i looked through everywhere on Ebay. wow,expensive as i imagine. i only found the cheapest one, but it looks like a plain 'ol Sonic Riders CD.It looks horribly scratched. Meh, i could work?.....right?. bought it. i waited 4 days. KNOCK KNOCK. Finally! the CD! as i opened the door , nobody was there. only a package on the floor.so i picked it up and began to ran to my room and play it.It probably will work right?
When it beggined,there was no sound. no SEGA logo,no team sonic logo nor nothing.just only the word "START" i turned up to start. there was a Hero cup and Babylon cup. in the Babylon cup picture, i saw the most disgusting,horrible,disturbing picture of Jet ever. his beak looked all broken. a ripped Jaw,cut of ribs, and lost eyes with broken goggles....i shrugged it off. i played Hero Cup.
as the story beggined it was origanil. but i was just only sonic.sonic was getting beat up Jet, Roughly,smashing his every bloody body that a Hawk broke.sonic was crying in pain.i felt like crying when i saw this.the raw hawk put his feet on Sonic's head. i heard a whimpered softly with a whispering voice," no.. no.. please!". it was sonic. sonic was whimpering and crying in pain. Jet didn't cared and crushed his head and broked it with his own booted feet. before it showed him crushing the hedgehog's head, the game restarted. i was shocked on seeing till i yelled a screech. the loud menu music in the game was too loud! i turned it back low. i was going to play hero cup again to see if it works...nothing was there.the characters were gone. i cant play hero cup anymore. only to play Babylon.
i was pretty scared to play and try to let it go. in the story Jet looks upset sitting on the cliff looking at the sky. he broke up with Storm and wave. which were seperated and never of them aren't friends anymore."sigh, just ride it off.." jet said in a annoyed voice. riding on his wasn't a bad idea till he dared himself to fly off the cliff. he soon ride faster and faster. i thought he could make it....he hit the wall and broke his beak. as he fell, twigs opened up his skull and ribs,scratches and scars in each and every bone and flesh. he died on the floor. i quickly turned off my Wii, grabbed the CD and broked it into peices with a hammer.
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Sonic Scarypasta

One day I was all like "I'm going to play some sonic". Instead of using an emulator, I decided to go on eBay, and find a possibly non-working dusty cartridge. I found one for $49.99. Now, hold on a sec... that's probably the best deal I've ever seen, so needless to say I bought it. It came in the mail about a minute later, and I opened the box. A spider crawled out. Ah. I took out the cartridge, and the cover didn't look at all like Sonic, it looked like a cartridge with... no sticker. That's really odd, man.
After blowing and cleaning the shit out of the cartridge, because emulators are for emuLAMERS, yeah that's right, I popped it into my old genesis which too needed cleaning. Now, woah, I did some weird button combination, and a ring sound happened, then I pressed start, and Sonic was a RING! Then, then a item box, then an enemy! Right there, I knew this was a cursed cartridge. Then it started raining and thundering outside so loud it turned off all the power in the house, except for the Genesis. Why did happen? Because shut up. Anyway, I continued playing, when I got to the first boss, I was a motobug. Eggman attacking his own robots? What the shit.
After that, I shut the game off, ran outside, and then a ladybug flew onto my arm. I was like, "I'll put you out of your misery, Sonic..." SMAAAAAAAAASH!! I smashed Sonic. Then, the curse was gone, and the power turned back on, I quickly smashed the cartridge with a sludge hammer, and for good measure, the TV as well.
Still the best 50 bucks I spent in a while.
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