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The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (Alternative Opening)

I think you all know The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, but it's hiding a dark secret, so I went to a VHS store, when I went inside the store, I walked down the 4th row of the store and found a VHS, and it said "alternative opening", so I brought it and went home, I put the VHS into the VHS player and it started playing, the Nickelodeon Movies logo came up but I noticed something, the logos and the background were dark, I didn't care, and it showed the Spongebob Squarepants movie opening to the movie, but something is strange, there were no pirates in the opening, so I kept watching, and it showed Spongebob killing a customer inside the Krusty Krab, and a creepy CGI Squidward monster was staring at the screen for 23 seconds, he had long sharp teeth, black eyes and taller than his normal size, I was so scared of it, and an image flashed, I wanted to see what it was, so i rewinded it, and it showed A CREEPY LOOKING SPONGEBOB WITH WHITE PLAIN EYES, NO NOSE AND SHARP TEETH, I WAS SCARED AS HELL, and after the 23 seconds was over, IT SHOWED AND IMAGE OF MR KRABS WITH BLOODSHOT EYES AND BLACK SKIN, and it ended, I had nightmares about it for 1 month, and I will never watch it again, why would Nickelodeon make this!?
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The Spook Woods

Four days ago, I had the scariest experience this month. I live near a very creepy woods, every time you go in it, a light fog rolls in and glowing animal eyes appear everywhere. Locals call it "the Spook Woods" and hardly anybody goes in but for some reason, I went in.
It was sunset of Tuesday, April 14th and I decided to go in with nothing to record my experiences, no camera or anything. As soon as I walked in the fog began to roll in. But I realized something was wrong because the fog was a bit thicker than usual. The sun began setting fast and a few minutes after I walked in, it was completely dark but for some reason, there were bright lights all through Spook Woods. To my left, something sprinted past and hid behind a tree. Up ahead, I saw a few figures walking away from me. I tried to catch up but they were a little faster than me, it was just dark enough that I couldn't see who they were and the bright lights were behind me now. As I began running, I tripped over a big rock and landed flat on my stomach. Getting up, I realized the rock I had tripped on was a tombstone. I looked around and all around me were tombstones. I looked around and noticed figures all around me in this graveyard. Standing up to my feet, the moon suddenly came out from behind a cloud and I could see who these figures were. They were a vampire, a bed sheet ghost, a Frankenstien monster, a mummy, a witch on a broom stick with a black cat and a jack o lantern. And we did the Monster Mash.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Music
Category:Beings
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Spookiest of All Halloweens

So every year I go trick or treating. It's basically tradition. Every now and again people tell me "you're 22, you're too old for this," or "get the fuck off my property," but I need to enjoy some quality spooks, and I'm not going to let them stop me. Last year, however, was far too spooky, and I will never go trick or treating again. I strolled up to my neighbors house, dressed up in my brand new SpongeBob costume (I decided not to scare people too much, but I figured the bright colors were just alarming enough to qualify). Something was off, however. Usually he only kept a "happy Halloween" sign, but this year he had some gravestones lining his yard. There were cobwebs strewn all over, and I shuddered at the thought of the crawling spiders that created them. I was utterly terrified, but I resisted the urge to run, because I really wanted some free candy. I nervously inched up his staircase, until... A SKELETON DROPED DOWN AND SPOKED ME! My heart skipped a beat and I screamed violently, running all the way down the street until I was really tired and gave up. I looked around, but the skeleton was nowhere to be found. Some say the skeleton still wanders to this day, looking for trick-or-treaters to spook.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Skeletons
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Spookining

There once was a couple who loved each other very much.
One day the man said that they should both go into the woods and make-out in a car, the women agreed, and they made plans for it to take place next week.
When they went to the woods, they saw that there was no fence around it or even a security guard station, so this was perfect.
They decided to go into the middle of the woods to make sure that no one could see them make-out.
When they were about to start, the radio station with the sexy music playing on it suddenly changed to an Emergency Alert System broadcast. They decided to listen to it since it might be important.
"BEEEEEP BEEEEEEP! THIS IS NOT A DRILL: DUE TO REQUEST OF YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITY, WE WOULD LIKE TO WARN YOU ABOUT SOME SPOOKY SH*T THAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING IN YOUR LOCAL AREA"
The couple were terrified, what cliched thing could be happening right now?!
"TEN INSANE CRIMINALS HAVE BROKEN OUT OF A LOCAL INSANE ASYLUM. IN UNRELATED NEWS THERE HAVE BEEN BREAK-INS AT THE: CHAINSAW FACTORY, THE CAR BREAK-IN SUPPLIES FACTORY, AND THE HI-TECH MILITARY WEAPONS FACTORY. THE LOCAL AUTHORITY ADVISES EVERYONE TO STAY OUT OF THE WOODS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE-OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND AND OR GIRLFRIEND, AND DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT GO OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE/CAR IN ORDER TO FIND HELP."
They both were extremely spooked by this, the boyfriend decided to get out of the car in order to look for help, while the girl stayed in the car.
The girl after a few hours of the boy being gone, decided to go to sleep and hope that the boy came back during the night.
Morning came, and the Women woke up.
But not because of the sun, but because of something else...
She heard a tapping on the roof, but what could that be?
She went out of the car and found the answer, but not an answer she wanted.
She found the boyfriend, hanged from a rope that had been attached to the tree above their car.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
The Spooky Cemetery

There is a spooky cemetery near my house, and get this... people say that actual skeletons are buried there. I've seen the boxes they put them in. My guess is they are sealed inside and buried away to keep them from dancing and clattering around all spooky-like. If you try to dig one up, the police come and stop you. That's how I know the rumors are true.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Skeletons
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The Spooky Game

I had just popped in the game, It was horrible...
There was blood everywhere, All the people were horribly getting killed...
I thought this was supposed to be Little Big Planet, But it was the horrible demon version of it...
I went to take the disc out and smash it, But then I saw....
I had put in Gears of War.
The End.
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Vidya games
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
The Spooky Ghosty Curse

The Spooky Ghosty Curse
Nevr try to play Justin Bieber Baby bakwards while taking a dump at 12:00 am otherwse the Spooky Ghosty will cum and take a dump on your chest.  When he does this bad things will start happening to you.  Things like your favrite songs will be delted from your ipod and that you will smhell liek shit for the rest of ur lif.  Sometimes if you angry him he will poop down ur poop chute then drag you into the underworlds.  In the underworlds he will have the devl take a shit on you for eternaty.  If you ever try this dont say anything tat would make him mad.  
Category:Potty Humor
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
The Spooky Net

I saw a post a while ago about the deep web. (By the way, the spooky net and deep web are two different things) I sent the author a PM that said "whatevs, you are just some crazy weirdo. Do you even lift?" he sent me back a PM that said "fight me irl bro. This is totally all true".
Fast forward to three days ago. I was working at Starbucks and a man came in and asked for coffee. I could tell by his fedora and "Pro Gamer" T-shirt and fedora that he was a real pervert. By the way, I swear this is a 100% real. I wouldn't believe it either if I was reading it. Any way, he said to me "have you ever heard of the spooky net?" I said "No." He said "here take this and gave me a peace of paper. On it were the instructions to how to get on the spooky net. You won't be able to get on the spooky net by searching it on Bing or finding it on a forum or message board.
When I got home, I tried it out. A screen came up and it said "welcome to the spooky net". There was also a search bar with the most popular searches listed. They were "boo", "ghost", and "scary stuff". I typed in "skeleton" and a hole bunch of links came up. I clicked the first link. EVen though this all really happened to me, I won't tell you the url because I don't want you to go looking for it and scare yourself real bad.
What I saw next will stick with me forever. I will never be able to forget what happened after that. After viewing that page, my life has become a hollow, empty existence that I simply don't enjoy anymore. I sleep with the lights on, I try not to be alone. Sometimes, I will be on the bus and I will just start thinking about the truly disturbing events of that day. I will sit there for hours contemplating life and the evil in the world. And how little a human life means to some people. I often miss my stop because I fall into these ruminations and I don't snap out until the bus driver tries to get my attention saying that I've reached the end of the line. I don't sleep much anymore I'll be lucky to get five hours of shallow sleep at night. I often quit doing what I'm doing and start pondering how cruel the world can be. How can this exist? How can I ever accept that this is happening, and that nobody knows about it? Nobody can ever put a stop to it. Simply knowing that that web page exists is an extreme emotional burden for me. This image has ruined my entire life, but I know some people will want to sea it. I beg you, please, please, please don't look at this picture, if you want to ever be happy again. However, if you must, if you already lead such a horrible life that this won't bother you, then by all means, I will post it.
Here it is:
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Skeletons
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Spooky Road

So there was a guy and he was walking down a road. It was extra late and he had been at the pub, and he was chilly and kinda spooked since the lights were off. He started hearing a noise behind him and started to jog. Then he started to run. Then he started to sprint. Then he started to fly. He then flew into space and died. RIP.
ALSO, THAT MAN WAS YOU
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Spooky Stairway Murder

I wake up in the morning and I walk down stairs. The spookyness of the hallway is 10 spooks. Once I reach downstairs I grab phone "HELLO!" says I "..." says phone Phone stabs me. I walk away. Am Kill BUT WHO WAS PHONE?! I look at myself in the pocket mirror, then I realize... I am actually the phone. Then who kill me?
Que Inception noise
If I am not guy but phone than this story is lie. I open my eyes. my real phone eyes I see my container, a small box on shelf I use all my phone strength to rip open box I waddle around, my whole past phone life is a lie Then I see it. I am phone. Yet...
EVERYONE ELSE IS SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON.
I run back to my phone box. perhaps I can return to the false shell of reality that I inhabited before this event?
Then I see him... Me from before I was phone. He is spooky, as skeletons are. I grab my pocket knife and stab him repeatedly. I black out.
I am back where I was before, in my spooky scary stairs. I walk downstairs, grab gun, shoot phone, phone dies Hyper-realistic blood spurts everywhere.
THAT MOMENT IT HIT ME. I AM PHONE, AM SKELETON, AM HALLWAY, AM ONE, AM ALL.
I unplug myself. and wake up...
I realize, am spooderman. shot web at wall. I grab gun. See phone has gun too, draw my gun and shoot.
"BANG!" I finaly killed that phone son of a banana, then something catches my eye, he has knife... Pocket knife. He shanked me FLIP YOU PHON- My words are cut off, as is my arms
"Lol JK" says phone "Just needed 3.50"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Skeletons
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The Spooky Tale

This is a story which was found in a mysterious black book.
Once there was a deep dark planet, and on this deep dark planet there was a deep dark country, in this deep dark country there was a deep dark king, this deep dark king owned a deep dark castle (Which was built on a deep dark native american cemetery), and in this deep dark castle there was a deep dark dungeon, in the deep dark dungeon there was a deep dark chest, in this deep dark chest there was a deep dark lever, if you pulled this deep dark lever a secret passage would open into a deep dark treasure room, in this deep dark treasure room there was another deep dark chest, in this deep dark chest there was a deep dark burlap sack, in the deep dark burlap sack there was a smaller deep dark bag, if you opened the deep dark bag you would find the scariest thing on earth...
A deep dark spooky scary skeleton. 
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Skeletons
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
The Spoopy Masky Dude

One fateful day, I awoke peacefully in my warm bed. I stretched and rubbed my eyes, taking it slow, until I glanced over at the digital clock lying atop my bedside table. 9:45!? I was supposed to be at work 15 minutes ago! "Whatever." I shrugged, and went to my computer to play some games and stuff. I opened up the best game in the entire universe, solitaire, only to find that there was a creepy masked dude in the king card. I took the emergency katana resting by my desk and stabbed straight through the computer screen and the wall as well. "Oops." I said to myself as I went to the kitchen to make some coffee, because I need my coffee at least 71 times a day. I put the mug under the coffee machine and it automatically spit out some coffee, and I didn't even press a BUTTON. I ran in the other direction, utterly horrified, only to find out that my entire house was ablaze due to an electrical fire because I stabbed the fucking computer with a katana. This was when I truly realized the error of my ways, that I had been overreacting the entire time. By then though I was already on fire and my skin was melting off and gore was happening and things. "Ouch hot." I exclaimed super loudly in my room as I dieded. I am now a spoopy masked man like the one in the solitaire and I am writing this thing in the underworld burning in eternal fuckery. THE END.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Skeletons
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
The Spring Ritual

Once every spring, you will get a magical opportunity.
You must wait until a tree closest to yourself starts budding.
Next you must gather Christmas lights and strip naked. Wrap the lights around your body and run onto your front lawn screaming "FUCK CHRISTMAS!" Over and over again, until you reach the center of your lawn.
Doing this tells the lords of Unseelie court that you reject the ways of the red suited menace. If the police do not arrive within the next 10 minutes you will know that the fair folk of the Unseelie court have your back.
If not, break the lights in such a way that will result in bleeding, this will ensure you get sent to a nearby hospital which will give you a head start to start your quest for finding a series of cursed objects that will bring an end to the universe when you collect em all.
But that is a long long series of stories for a another time.
To get back on the subject assuming your not in a drunk tank or you start strangling the receptionist after asking if she knows of "The Holder of Goodiebag #56335"...
Sorry, back on topic.
Once you are in the exact center of the lawn start spinning in a circle.
A series of terrifying as fuck figures will leap out of the bushes. If you have no bushes for them to leap out of, start counting down to 10 and than run like hell back into the house. Pray you do not trip on the lights while running.
The figures will give you an ultimatum.
You must slay the dragon that threatens their kingdom or they will give you 2 minutes to run to safety before they drag you back to their lair.
When they say dragon, they're referring to either a dog or a kid with a super soaker blasting one of their holiday timeshare condos.
Either way, they'll give you a cloak of invisibility and a dagger. The cloak will raise your stealth rating by +10 and gives a -6 to your armor class making you nigh impenetrable. The dagger will offer a 90% of penetrating through armour or particularly tough sneakers. Plus it will give a potential 5-6 points of piercing damage.
You should have little difficulty slaying their dragon in other words. This is assuming the "dragons" lair does not have guardians bearing particularly powerful firearms.
Once you have accomplished this, they will give you a whistle that will summon a bell hound that will defeat one enemy per whistle blow.
But you can only use it 3 times. Any more than that and the bell hound will drag you to the nearest church tower and tie you to the bell. Each time the bell is rung you will cry out from the vibrations of the bell.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Rituwel
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
The SquarePants Killer

One day I received a tape from my cousin, Akagami (don't ask), a SpongeBob Season 1 DVD as a late birthday present since it happened about 4 days ago. I love the season 1 of Spongebob, it is the best season and the moments are quality.
So I popped this bad boi in the Disc Player and I was greeted to a black screen. Wow! So much quality.
The title card read: "The Squarepants killer". OMG! The animation is much shittier then the show like some of those badass flash animations from Newgrounds. It started with Spongebob sitting down watching TV and drinking... Mountain Dew? How did they not get sued for showing an actual animated can of Mt Dew, you know i'm not gonna question.
Patrick came in Spongebob's house and he was smoking.
Patrick: SpongeBob, are you MLG?
Spongebob: Yes I drink Mt Dew.
Patrick: No Spongebob, just because you drink one can of Mt Dew that doesn't mean your really MLG.
Spongebob: Well how am I gonna be truly MLG?
Patrick: You have to create a Krusty Krab commercial that is so bad, people are gonna cringe so hard and die.
Spongebob: Patrick what are you talking about? Just from seeing a bad commercials people can't die.
Patrick: But we also gonna make it cursed so when viewed at 3AM is gonna be scary OMG.
Spongebob: Whatever u say.
So it cuts to Tom the chocolate guy in the original shoe, he watches TV and suddenly a Krusty krab commercial pops up.
The commercial was like a 90's acid trip with flashing lights and trippy visuals.
Spongebob comes out and says: Are you hungry? Come to the Krusty Krab and get your um... eat over here yes that is what you have at KK. We have everything yeah everything such as the Crappy Patty, fries with weed. and the blood soda. (the misplaced dot is there on purpose) So come to my... your... our Krusty Krab restaurant and spend all of your money and... The next part makes me crap bricks no joke. It cuts to a background of the Krusty Krab with "Sample Text" written on top.
People died and the scene became apocalyptic. Fish and buildings were on fire! Spongebob was walking and speaking reversed in a deep voice. This happened for 2 minutes when I got bored and fast forward and it cut to Shitward looking at the screen with a realistic face. Loud screams were heard and I took one of the bricks that I shitted, took the disc out (can't forget that) and smashed it.
The disc started to glow and it vanished. I called Akagami again and told her what the fuck did she sent me. She said that she sent the Season 1 DVD and she viewed it before she mailed it to me and nothing was wrong with it. I then explained her what happened and she said that I probably got the wrong order.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Cliche Madness
The Squidward syndrome

An image of the Squidward Syndrome was allegedly captured in this video shot at the 100-foot observatory at the University of Vermont. The picture was taken with the Full Frame Option on, with the person who recorded this said he felt very sick after taking the picture. Upon viewing the image, it appears to show a long and skinny figure, and could be clearly identified as Squidward from the television show SpongeBob SquarePants. The long-necked figure of Squidward is not drawn in the manner in which he appears in the show, however, with his back to the camera he seems to have the body of a human and appears to be wearing a Hawaiian style shirt with a large flower on it. The fingers on his hands also seem to have a flare on them, like his face has been blown up to a large size. The image has caused the widespread concern of many people, since it allegedly looked very much like a "real" Squidward.
Many believe that the video has now caused people with the Squidward Syndrome to become more inclined to believing in the existence of a squid-faced alien being attempting to manifest themselves in the real world. People have claimed to witness these extremely odd and disturbing apparitions at a total of 7 separate locations.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta