MrBeast: The Deleted video

I'm sure you have of the famous Youtuber MrBeast, he has over 100 million subscribers after all. What you probably don't know is rumors have been creeping around on places like Reddit, possibly for a while now but only recently have I heard echoes of what is purported to be a lost video by MrBeast, rumors range from simply being some unremarkable video that MrBeast swept under the rug to possible evidence of who's MrBeast dad is and all of the MrBeast crew getting brutally murdered is various ways. After reading these rumors, I decided to go on a mission of sorts: find the deleted MrBeast video.
The search obviously wasn't easy, I went from looking at the MrBeast Wiki, starting threads on the r/MrBeast subreddit for help and after a while I even resorted to using the Lost Media Wiki forums to perhaps get some more clues or a lead, I got banned from there for threatening to make porn of that wiki's mascot unfortunately (for trollin' and also revenge because no one of that thread took be seriously), so I was in a bit of a rut for a while. Then, an idea dawned on me, I can use the deep web. So I installed a virtual machine (yes, I am a SomeOrdinaryGamers fan) and installed Tor and began searching. I went on various obscure forums, just browsing to see if I can see a tiny hint of a lead, I then saw what I can finally consider a clue to solving the self-imposed puzzle I gave myself. It was a MrBeast Deep web website, I nearly squirmed like an anime girl when I finally found something that can help me find this deleted video.
The website looked a bit ametuer, it had a slightly pixelated version of the MrBeast logo and Jimmy (The host and creator of the channel) wearing his classic, iconic sunglasses. It seemed to have all the stuff a fan site would normally have, fan art, trivia, and even the occasional fan fic, none of the fan fics where erotic in nature so they were boring as fuck to read. The rest of the site however was a bit cool and slightly interesting to browse though however. I found something that nearly invigorated me in excitement when I found something that I never thought I'd actually find. A "trivia page" about the lost video, "finally!" I excitedly whispered. I clicked on the link and read through it, it just stated out the same stuff I said in the beginning of the story, you know about how there's rumors of it and no one knows what the video actually is and what not. At the very bottom of the page, there it was, a download link, with the caption "I actually have the video, check it out!" I hesitantly clicked on it, not sure if it was a bullshit virus or a gay ass rick roll. I checked my downloads folder on my computer, and there it was, the real thing.
The File read: MrBeast-Lost-Video.MP4, the thumbnail or icon for the video was of an empty room, with windows that showed a forest outside. I just assumed it was just some random out of context single frame and clicked on it anyway, nothing necessarily too creepy or anything. In retrospect, that damn thumbnail was a fucking warning that I ignored like a fucking, uh, not a smart person, I don't know. The video started normally, no hyper-realistic blood or anything, which would be weird because it's a YouTube channel in real life so it would just be regular real life blood. MrBeast said "The person who doesn't die wins $20,000!" which was a bit weird for obvious reasons that I can't articulate right now. MrBeasts friends where all there in a single room, what room was weird, there was piss, shit, and cum all over the walls, I could even detect a small amount of vaginal discharge on the floor. I watch a lot of porn and expertly analyze the female ejaculate so I was able to tell with relative ease. The usual contestants where all there, Chris, Chandler, and Karl where all there, they seemed weirdly unbothered by all the absolute filth that where surrounding them. Jimmy, the host of the channel in case you forgot, stated the video's game and it's rules.
The game was called "Who ever grabs this cup of cum first will get to fuck this super hot, REAL porn star!" I was shocked to my core, is this why it got deleted from YouTube? The cup of cum was separated by a series of obstacles, each of them having a unique challenge. One was shooting gay porn stars in the balls with a sling shot, another was using cr1tikals Moby Huge dildo as a sword and combatting a guy before one of them gets knocked out first, and the final one was having to rate and pick which anime body pillow was the best and the sexiest. I am a Muslim so I found these challenges to be offensive and haram. I considered clicking off the video, making an exposing video and getting that damn bastard MrBeast pay for his crimes, but I had second thoughts and decided to press on with the accursed video. They revealed the supposed porn star that they will be fucking if they win, she had a body of a sexy anime school girl and caramel, tanned skin, I looked down on my robe and noticed that I had a boner from looking at her, I felt horrible, now I know I'll be going to hell (Muslim version). MrBeast then said what will happen if they lost the contest, they'll be forced to watch the winner fuck the porn star, and have their hands tied on their backs to they can't masturbate to it either, being sexually deprived and denied; an absolute torture. 
With MrBeast screaming "START!" the games have begun. The first obstacle was that slingshot testicle games, Chris and Karl struggle to aim accurately while Chandler was completely fucking up at every possible thing he did. After 30 seconds, Karl got his first ballshot, then his second, and finally his third, he was now in the lead. Karl was now in the Moby Huge dildo challenge, he grabbed it like an Excalibur, and held it like a medieval knight. his opponents where an army of furries, weebs, virgins, people with diseases, and single mothers. he slayed through all of them like melted butter, blood spraying absolutely EVERYWHERE, he probably got those sick sword skills from playing Halo 2 with the Energy Sword weapon. The contestant walls, previously being a cocktail of piss, shit, and cum finally had the fourth ingredient to the mixture. After the badass slaying montage, he walked to the third room like an anime sword fighter badass (and the cool one not like those gay copy pastes from smash brothers) by the time he got to the third room, Chris only now just got his third testicle shot. 
Chandler was getting filled with rage as he was the last in the race, he wanted to fuck that porn star and at any cost, after what was the 343rd and final attempt, he went ballistic, you know how in Halo Reach, some Elites go in berserk mode when their shields go down, raising their arms up and letting out an enraged battle cry? That's exactly what Chandler did, he nimbly ran towards the gay porn stars and monstrously punched and annihilated each of the gay porn star's testicles, a foul mixture of non-discharged semen, blood and brain matter splattered all other the room, he ripped out the door and did various Jojo-styled anime punching attacks on all the opponents in the seconds room, every one of them being devolved into an unrecognizable pile of jittering meat of the floor. 
While that happened, Karl was on the third room having a polite conversation explaining why anime body pillow #3 was the best one out of the three, when Chandler busted through the door, like Kool-Aid man. Karl and Chandler looked at each other, Chandler with blood-boiling rage, and Karl with confusion and fear. Chandler exclaimed "Who ever gets out of my fight alive gets to fuck the porn star! To to deaaath! CHAAAARRRGE!!!" Chandler charged towards Karl, thankfully, with Karl's naturally nimble and elite maneuvering skills, managed to dodge his fearsome attack, Karl pulled out his Moby Huge dildo sword, "Oh, so that's how it is, huh, brute?" he said in a badass tone. Chandler swung his arm towards Karl's legs, falling him over, as he gets close to pummeling him, Karl rolls his body away from a lethal fist pound. Chandler grabbed a nearby cameraman, and used him as a canon ball throwing him at Karl. Karl managed to dodge the flying body, like that guy from the Matrix. Karl teased, "It's going to take more than that to take me down." Karl then made his first offensive move, he swift ran and slid below Chandler's legs, and grabbed him by his pants to climb himself up on Chandlers back, Karl swung the Moby dildo on Chandler's neck, making some teeth and blood come out of his face. When Karl got him down to the floor he said "Now it's time for you to be silenced." as Karl gracefully twisted and cracked Chandler's neck, and finishing him off with one final Moby Huge dildo swing at his head, crushing it and killing Chandler. 
Triumphant music soared as Karl bowed down to MrBeast congratulating him for such an honorable performance, as a reward, he will finally fuck that porn star. Karl then quipped, "Y'know, I may be Asexual but I'll fuck her anyway just to cuck Chris and get revenge for that GTA 5 video." So last 20 seconds ends with Karl fucking the porn star, with extra virility as Chris watched with chasity on his cock and ropes tied on him, howling in desperation. MrBeast concluded the video with saying "Like and subscribe for more awesome content like this!" before cutting off to his classic MrBeast Outro, from there, the video ended. 
I was speechless, almost traumatized, but in the best way possible. That was fucking awesome, why did YouTube even delete this? Well, I can't really reupload the video on YouTube, because it'd get taken down and the video file size is too large for any file sharing website that I know. So, I'll just leave you with this: I'm willing to show you the video, but I simply can't, the only way is if I had you come over to my house or whatever, which is a bit cumbersome. I do have a solution, I was able to fit the video into a USB drive, and I'll sell it on Ebay, made to forever be passed around from person to person. it may not be the best way to distribute the video, but it's the only way how I can do it. This discovery is a massive accomplishment to the Lost Media hunting community, and the MrBeast fanbase, and I'm willing to take credit for it all. Goodbye and have a swell day.
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