World War II (video game)

F0t0m4n223: D00d ive totly seen this b4
War: vs. 
==Prelude to war==
===DaFuhrer Strikes First===
*DaFuhrer has entered the game*
*DaFuhrer takes over for player: WeimaRep
DaFuhrer: sweet. j00z and c0munizts are da suxorz!!!one!!11!!!!!1!1eleven!11!1!11!
*DaFuhrer occupies Rhinoland!* 
*Franc3 has entered the game*
*YouKay has entered the game*
Franc3: d00d you can't do that. look at the r00lz!!
DaFuhrer: fux dat i make my on rulz lol
DaFuhrer: but i do want peace. just want to make the reich whole again.
*Marlboro Man is no longer idle.* 
Marlboro Man: YouKay we should do som3thing about DaFuhrer. that dude wants war.
YouKay: Nah, war sucks. Besides he wants peace.
Franc3: yeah i agree wit you YouKay.
===Rising_Sun_03 Starts war in Asia===
*Rising_Sun_03 has entered the game*
*Rep_of_CHiNa has entered the game*
*Rising_Sun_03 has struck Rep_of_CHiNa, 30 damage!*
Rising_Sun_03: Take that sUxOr!
Rep_of_CHinA: oww oww oww. yo, CKS help free the country from the agrezzorz?
CKS: yeah, they h4x0rzz.
*Rising_Sun_03 has activated mod /nanking.*
*200 Damage to Rep_of_CHinA! 2 x 105 civilians killed!*
Rep_of_CHinA: HOLY SHYT U FAG
*Strz&Strpz has entered the game*
Strz&Strpz: wth you doin fag! Dun make me com over ther...
DaFuhrer: O_O d00d not kul nub. Wtf was that?
===Der Anschluss===
*pwnedland has entered the game*
DaFuhrer: lol noobz ph33r my 1337 skills!!011!!
pwnedland: you sux noob, you still emo lol?
DaFuhrer: take this n00b
*DaFuhrer has struck pwnedland, 73 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has killed pwnedland!*
pwnedland: OW fuk u btch
DaFuhrer: ha ha tank patch is teh 1337 noobz!
*DaFuhrer captures pwnedland!*
===The Munich Agreement===
DaFuhrer: yo ChexMix, give me the sudetenland.
ChexMix: fuk no, thats mine.
DaFuhrer: so what, theres germans living there and you're oppressing them.
ChexMix: ur crazy n00b
Franc3:lol, i'll back you up ChexMix.
ChexMix: thanks man. youre cool.
DaFuhrer: i ain't playing. give me the sudetenland!
*YouKay is no longer idle.*
YouKay: maybe we can make a deal to keep da peace.
DaFuhrer: fine
Franc3: WTF YouKay, u r such a gurl.
*Sudetenland is transfered from ChexMix to DaFuhrer*
ChexMix: n00bz
YouKay: w00t! Peace in our time!
*DaFuhrer captures ChexMix!*
YouKay: WTF!!! no more conquering. attack one more nation and we're going to war.
Franc3: yeah
===ppl_0f_sp41n rise up===
*ppl_0f_sp41n has declared utopia!*
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: wtf, n00b!
ppl_0f_sp41n: j00 r st00pid, f45c15t!
DaFuhrer: ill help you, fr4nk13
 *DaFuhrer sends bats and gats to fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4* 
i741i4: so will i
 *i741i4 sends more bats and more gats to fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4* 
ppl_0f_sp41n: WTF! some1 help!
YouKay: no way, n00b
Franc3: yeah
muthaland: ill help you
 *muthaland sends ghetto bats and ghetto gats to ppl_0f_sp41n* 
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: d00d those are so ghetto
 *fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4 has struck ppl_0f_sp41n, 23 damage!* 
 *ppl_0f_sp41n has struck fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4, 5 damage!* 
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: lol n00b
 *fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4 has struck ppl_0f_sp41n, 20 damage!* 
 *fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4 has killed ppl_0f_sp41n!* 
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: w00t! i am t3h r00l3r of sp41n!
===DaFuhrer and muthaland make Peace===
*muthaland captures HOTLAtViA!*
*muthaland captures E-Stoner!*
*muthaland captures Lil'Waynia!*
*muthaland captures Bessarabia!*
muthaland: yo coldfish, gimme carland007
cold_fish27: f u, biach!
*muthaland has struck cold_fish27, 4 damage!*
cold_fish27: u die for that n00b!
*cold_fish27 has struck muthaland, 5 damage!* 
muthaland: wtf r u cheating? DIE!!11111111
*cold_fish27 has struck muthaland, 7 damage!* 
*muthaland has struck cold_fish27, 7 damage!*
muthaland: u hax!!!!111111111111!
*cold_fish27 has struck muthaland, 30 damage!* 
*muthaland has struck cold_fish27, 10 damage!*
cold_fish27: I don't give a f___ nemore! Have carland I dun wanit!
*cold_fish27 has left the game*
*muthaland captures carland007!*
muthaland: ha ha I am teh 1337 at item gathering
DaFuhrer: no ur not! u coudint even kill cold_fish all t3w wai......
muthaland: yo fuhrer... peace?
DaFuhrer: sure whatever
muthaland: cool
==The War Begins==
===P0lska Attacked!===
*DaFuhrer has struck P0lska, 30 damage!*
*muthaland has struck P0lska, 19 damage!*
P0lska: Ow WTF gize halp
*P0lska has struck DaFuhrer, 1 damage!*
DaFuhrer: LOLOLOLOLOL!!1
*DaFuhrer has struck P0lska, 118 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has killed P0lska!*
*boomerangman has entered the game*
*lotr_freak21 has entered the game* 
*C4nuck has entered the game*
YouKay: u cant do that now 1 g0tts to br3ng in mi pWn3g c00mm00nnw3lth col0nies nd we w1ll pwn j00!!! 
Franc3: yea P01ska woz on our side now i'm g3nna not pwn u nd im j0st gonna uze my +10 sh33ld aab1l1ty nd w8 behind my line! u w0nt be abl to g3t m33 n00b! r0flmao
C4nuck: yea noob you lost last time eh? lolzorz!
boomerangman: lolololololololololololol crikey gday DahFuhrer me r gonna help youkay to pwn j00 n00b!
lotr_freak21: lololol dun forg3t me bro! i got da hoobitz on my side bro and a pwn3ge sh33p armi
muthaland: lol i have got to see this
i741i4: hey noobz im with DaFuhrer he pwns j00
===DaFuhrer cheats against Franc3===
*DaFuhrer has struck breakfastlovr232, 29 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has killed breakfastlovr232!*
*DaFuhrer has struck vikingsfan, 28 damage!*
vikingsfan: ow u dumb fuk fine dont kill me pleez
DaFuhrer: k i need 300 gold
*Marlboro Man becomes new admin for YouKay!*
*DaFuhrer has killed 1<3w4ff13s!*
*DaFuhrer has killed richashell001!*
*DaFuhrer has killed better_late_than_nether!*
*DaFuhrer captures 1<3w4ff13s!*
*DaFuhrer captures richashell001!*
*DaFuhrer captures better_late_than_nether!*
Franc3: hey OMGWTF H4X!!!!11
DaFuhrer: entercheat/all your base are belong to us
*Cheat: Blitzkrieg activated*
*DaFuhrer has struck Franc3, 84 damage!*
Franc3: ow you dumb fukkr ow
*DaFuhrer has struck Franc3, 100 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has killed Franc3!*
===The Battle of Britain===
YouKay: u homo! u go down for this!
DaFuhrer: entercheat/all your base are belong to us
 *Cheat: Blitzkrieg activated*
YouKay: dam this is n0t going well
YouKay: entercheat/for great justice
 *Cheat: Dynamo activated*
DaFuhrer: WTF? u ran away pansy?
DaFuhrer: meh, pwn u anyway
 *RADAR Error: Cheats not allowed in capitol zones*
 *Luftwaffe has struck RAF, 8 damage!*
 *RAF has struck Luftwaffe, 19 damage!*
DaFuhrer: WTF?
 *Luftwaffe has struck RAF, 11 damage!*
 *RAF has struck Luftwaffe, 27 damage!*
DaFuhrer: OMG h4x?!!
YouKay: N00b, RADAR anti-cheat patch!
 *Luftwaffe has struck RAF, 7 damage!*
 *RAF has struck Luftwaffe, 16 damage!*
DaFuhrer: ok, i still hurt you enough so that you can't fight back.
====Cracking the Enigma====
DaFuhrer: ☺þÜF_eÙÞ◙"|ΦΦ╔███
YouKay: DaFuhrer stop usin alt codes
YouKay: Its not funny
Franc3 (Spec): yh, what u talkin bout
Strz&Strpz: yeh
 *Turing_555 has joined the game.*
DaFuhrer: o damn its the hacker
Turing_555: lol got ur code, hax0r3r! her it is guyz
YouKay: LOL adolf u got owned
Turing_555: yeh ROFL!
Strz&Strpz: hehe
DaFuhrer: gah these noobs h4x!
Turing_555: i just pwn at haxing ur enigma :)
Turing_555: c4n i join ur team
Strz&Strpz: sur3, not like u'll live nyway lmao
====Bismarck and Hood====
SPAIZ O_o: YouKay! Addy got da Bizmark!
YouKay: WTF? RADAR is on, that's not possible. Erm...
*Error: RADAR server is down for maintinence. Please GTFO.*
YouKay:...
DaFuhrer: lol, Bismarck will pwn u!
YouKay: no. f***ing. chance. lol.
 *UKShip:Hood misses NaziShip:Bismarck, 0 damage!*
 *UKShip:Prince of Wales hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 10 damage!*
 *NaziShip:Bismarck hits UKShip:Hood, 10 damage!*
 *NaziShip:Prinz Eugen hits UKShip:Hood, 3 damage!*
 *NaziShip:Bismarck hits UKShip:Hood, CRITICAL HIT!!! 100 damage!*
 *DaFuhrer has killed UKShip:Hood!*
DaFuhrer: lol, nubz.
YouKay: OMGWTFH4X?????!!!1
YouKay: u gayer, u f***ing go down now
 *Torp:Swordfish hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 1 damage!*
YouKay: oh come on
DaFuhrer: biplanes? rofl.
 *Torp:Swordfish misses UKShip:Sheffield, 0 damage!*
YouKay: oops, lol
DaFuhrer: this is 2 funny, lol
 *NaziShip:Bismark misses UKPlane:Swordfish, 0 damage!*
 *Torp:Swordfish hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 1 damage!*
 *Torp:Swordfish hits NaziShip:Bismarck, CRITICAL HIT!!!! 50 damage!*
 *NaziShip:Bismarck unmanoeuvrable*
DaFuhrer: omgwtf? WTFh4x!!? WTF!!!??/
 *UKShip:King George V hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 13 damage*
 *UKShip:Norfolk hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 5 damage*
DaFuhrer: screw u, ghey blobbers
 *NaziShip:Bismarck self-destruct initiated*
 *UKShip:Rodney hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 14 damage*
 *UKShip:Dorsetshire hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 6 damage*
 *YouKay has killed NaziShip:Bismarck!*
===Battle of the Atlantic===
DaFuhrer: y0 langsdorff. Tak da graf sp33 nd f*** those n00bs in teh south atlantic, k?
I<3maGR4FSP33: k, played ww 1 b4, dis gunna b easy
DaFuhrer: c001 langy
 *NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKMerchantShip1, 34 damage*
 *I<3maGR4FSP33 has killed UKMerchantShip1!
 *NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKMerchantShip2, 24 damage*
 *I<3maGR4FSP33 has killed UKMerchantShip2!
I<3maGR4FSP33: pwned! sux0rs
YouKay: yo i need to traed stopit!!!!11
I<3maGR4FSP33: stfu n00b, ur bein 0wn3d!!
DaFuhrer: lm40 tak dis j00kay!
 *NaziSub:U94 hits UKMerchantShip3, 24 damage*
 *DaFuhrer has killed UKMerchantShip3!
 *NaziSub:U94 hits UKMerchantShip4, 27 damage*
 *DaFuhrer has killed UKMerchantShip4!
 *NaziSub:U94 hits BRMerchantShip1, 29 damage*
 *DaFuhrer has killed BRMerchantShip1!
 *BR4zuk45!!11one is no longer idle.*
BR4zuk45!!11one: yo fockin shithed i was in msn! p1u5, im n3utr4a1!!!!11
DaFuhrer: ur problem, not mien. bsides j00 r an allies` biotch, i'm takin j00 down after i tak these l0zerz
BR4zuk45!!11one: dis game suks i wanna play fifas worldcup
YouKay: stfu man, u suk
DaFuhrer: yeh n00b. 2 pansy ta play ww2?
BR4zuk45!!11one: ...
Strz&Strpz: man, join us allies, I giv u g00dis
BR4zuk45!!11one: ill get back to dat lata..
 *BR4zuk45!!11one has gone idle.*
 *NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKMerchantShip5, 26 damage*
 *I<3maGR4FSP33 has killed UKMerchantShip5!
I<3maGR4FSP33: man I rulz! yo fuhrer, gunna get sum ships at teh rver plate
DaFuhrer: k, but d0nt screw it
YouKay: im followin ya
I<3maGR4FSP33: is dat u ova der? wat a n3wb! im comin for ya!
YouKay: now ye di3!!
 *NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKShip:Exeter, 25 damage*
 *UKShip:Exeter hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 16 damage*
 *UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 14 damage*
 *UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 19 damage*
DaFuhrer: langy it's 3x1 u idi0t!
I<3maGR4FSP33: man f*** off, i ken do dis
 *UKShip:Exeter hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 21 damage*
 *NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKShip:Exeter, 31 damage*
 *UKShip:Exeter retreats, 31 damage*
 *UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 19 damage*
 *UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 17 damage*
I<3maGR4FSP33: yo bring da ship bak heer u stupid coward
YouKay: come get it f001
I<3maGR4FSP33: u askd for it!
 *NaziShip:GrafSpee misses*
 *UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 15 damage*
 *UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 18 damage*
I<3maGR4FSP33: im heet! im heet! f411 bak! addy wer is next port?
DaFuhrer: man go to bu3n0s 4ir3s in 4rgentina tehy r our p33ps
I<3maGR4FSP33: thats 2 far man, the brits get to me b4 i get ther!im stopping in urugu4y
DaFuhrer: watever
YouKay: fuuk they r getting asylum ther!
*U_R_GAY is no longer idle.*
U_R_GAY: yo wassup
YouKay: hi
Strz&Strpz: hey
DaFuhrer: hi der
I<3maGR4FSP33: yo, i need to stay in montyvid.
U_R_GAY: man dats wicked.im n3utr41!!
DaFuhrer: fuk dat, giv im asylum, or else!!!!111one
YouKay: no man dont do dat, u r no nazi
Strz&Strpz: yeh, u can stay n3utr41 but no asy1um to nazis
DaFuhrer: stfu muthaf***s, u guys suk
U_R_GAY: STFU evry1!!! we r litle nd n3utr41 and u nazis gotta leave in 3 days gam3 tim3.
DaFuhrer: u fokkerrrrrr g4yzorrrrr
I<3maGR4FSP33: yo fuhrer i wanna surredner, ken i?
DaFuhrer: h3ll n0! u go ther nd fight nd win for me!
I<3maGR4FSP33: k... :(
 *NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKShip:Achilles, 20 damage*
 *UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 17 damage*
 *UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 20 damage*
I<3maGR4FSP33: WTFOMG U FUKIN HAXORS! TAK DIS!
 *NaziShip:GrafSpee misses*
 *UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 18 damage*
 *UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 15 damage*
 *YouKay has killed NaziShip:GrafSpee
I<3maGR4FSP33: N00000000000000!0!!111oneoneeleven :((((((((((((((
DaFuhrer: langy u sux0r
I<3maGR4FSP33: i lov3d dat ship. SPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
YouKay: u sux0rs r real nutjobs
I<3maGR4FSP33: i did alla coud fuhrer.dis game sux, n0w i wnna d133!!!11one
*I<3maGR4FSP33 has killed I<3maGR4FSP33!*
*ChanServ has kicked I<3maGR4FSP33 for use of selfkill code*
YouKay: r0f1m40 wat an em0
Strz&Strpz: l0sers
DaFuhrer: st00pid l4ngy
U_R_GAY: lmao! now i go back to doin nothing, k?
YouKay: k nd thanks
Strz&Strpz: bb
U_R_GAY: bye
 *U_R_GAY has gone idle.*
DaFuhrer: gaaahh r3v3ng3!!
 *NaziSub:U94 hits UKMerchantShip7, 24 damage*
 *DaFuhrer has killed UKMerchantShip7!
 *NaziSub:U94 hits BRMerchantShip2, 32 damage*
 *DaFuhrer has killed BRMerchantShip2!
 *BR4zuk45!!11one is no longer idle.*
BR4zuk45!!11one: m4n do u kno wat n3utr41 means or r u just foking dumb?
DaFuhrer: i kno nd i dun care
YouKay: cmon br0 join tha 411ie5 already!
Strz&Strpz: don b a sissy!
BR4zuk45!!11one: alrite alrite! but after dis we pl4y w0r1d cup..
YouKay: whateva
Strz&Strpz: yeh we wi11, peace first though
YouKay: yeh let's get sum peace by whooping nazi arse
BR4zuk45!!11one:k. you nd i is at war now fuhrer!get im ppls!!!!111
DaFuhrer: whateva u r sux0r not goin even to get ta eur0p3 4nyw4y.
BR4zuk45!!11one: guys ima sneding divisons, k?
Strz&Strpz: yeh send to me in italy.btw 4rgi3, joni us a11ie5! :)
BR4zuk45!!11one: dun both3r man tehy r fokkin racists
*ArGi3bArGi3 has entered the game*
ArGi3bArGi3:stfu br4, ur got 0wn3d by tha fuhrer! nd n0 w4y w3 r joining, were n3utr4ls!!
Strz&Strpz: fokkin neutrals, whateva
PM from DaFuhrer to ArGi3bArGi3: yo man, wanna join us nd tak on teh br4zukian monkeys? u wulda pwn south ameriac!!!!!
PM from ArGi3bArGi3 to DaFuhrer:d00d u r c001 nd rul3 nd all, but de a11ies r strong hree..
PM from DaFuhrer to ArGi3bArGi3: fuk da allies u can kick tha niggas a** ther wit ma help.so, axis?
PM from ArGi3bArGi3 to DaFuhrer:n0t yet man, cannae do.i'11 get bak on dat to u if j00 r sti11 winnin'
PM from DaFuhrer to ArGi3bArGi3: dun tak l0ng
===Kick in the Balkans===
SPARTAAAA: hey guyz can I join?
i741i4: no u die 2 >:(
*i741i4 strikes SPARTAAAA, 20 damage!*
*SPARTAAAA strikes i741i4, 40 damage!*
*i741i4 strikes SPARTAAAA, 0 damage!*
*i741i4 retreats*
SPARTAAAA:lololol,u asshole,i am heading 2 R0M4,right n0w
i741i4: Yo adolf, help us out plz?thiz sux0rzz r attackin us!
DaFuhrer: was trying to pwn muthaland but wat da hell?
YouKay: hey no fair!!!!!
*DaFuhrer strikes YouKay, 6 damage*
*DaFuhrer strikes SPARTAAA, CRITICAL HIT!!! 100 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has killed SPARTAAAA!*
YouKay: holy sheeznit gotta get out
*YouKay has switched to spectator mode*
*i741i4 strikes Blackhawkup, 50 damage!*
*i741i4 has killed Blackhawkup!*
*i741i4 captures SPARTAAAA!*
i741i4: ha ha adolf u the best
DaFuhrer: thx man long live axis!
DaFuhrer: these n00bz are teh sux0rz
*Hugo_slav_man42 has entered the game*
Hugo_slav_man42: hey wuts goin on
DaFuhrer: were pwning n00bz, wanna join
i741i4: yeah its fun
PM from YouKay to Hugo_slav_man42: Dun do it man go wit muthaland, dey bombin.
Hugo_slav_man42: Fux j00, I'm goin wit da muthaland!
*Hugo_slav_man42 has allied with muthaland!!*
DaFuhrer: WTF man j00 dai! >:(
*DaFuhrer has struck Hugo_slav_man42, 173 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has killed Hugo_slav_man42!*
DaFuhrer: Oh and BTW
*DaFuhrer has struck muthaland, 23 damage!*
==DA GRAND ALLIANCE is formed==
===Operation Barbarossa===
*DaFuhrer captures U-kr4ne!*
muthaland: WTF???!
DaFuhrer: LMAO ur such n00b, so I dubbl Krossed you
muthaland: fuk this, im with uk now
*muthaland has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
*coldfish27 has entered the game*
coldfish27: haha, russia now joo r pwned
*coldfish27 has struck muthaland, 15 damage!*
*coldfish27 captures carland007!*
*numa_numa_land has entered the game*
*Maggie_R has entered the game*
Maggie_R: hey numa, gimme transylvania ill help u get back bessarabia
DaFuhrer: yeah do it, she rox
i741i4: yes
numa_numa_land: k
*Transylvania is transferred from numa_numa_land to Maggie_R*
Maggie_R has struck muthaland, 17 damage!*
numa_numa_land has struck muthaland, 11 damage!*
*numa_numa_land captures Bessarabia!*
numa_numa_land: thnx
muthaland: u all sux0rz ill kill u all fukerz
===The Middle East===
*boomerangman has struck i741i4, 100 damage!*
*lotr_freak21 has struck i741i4, 4 damage!*
*boomerangman captures John_Lebanon!*
boomerangman: Crikey! Bardia and Tobruk is ours! All your Italian Fortress Are Belong To Us, Mates! Make your Surrender! 
lotr_freak21: Bro! I helped too!
YouKay: L0L lotr_freak21 is boomeerangmans bitch! now stfu bef0re i ban ur sh33p fuxing
lotr_freak21: k sry
*YouKay captures cerea1!*
i741i4: Owwww fuk addy hlp plz?
DaFuhrer: Getin kinda tird of balin j00 out Muso. But kay.
*DaFuhrer has created Afrika Korps!*
*Afrika_Fox is no longer idle*
DaFuhrer: Yo Rom, tak these and get us Egypt!
Afrika_Fox: Kay dude
*Afrika_Fox has struck YouKay, 25 damage!*
YouKay: Ow fuck where the hell did he come from
boomerangman: Crikey!! We'll hold him mate! dw we'll get our heds blwn off 4 yous
===Rising_Sun_03 makes inroads into Southeast Asia===
*Indochina_french has entered the game*
Indochina_french: hey franc3 u around?
*Indochina_french is now known as Indochina_vichy*
DaFuhrer: frenchy is dead. ur mine lol
Indochina_vichy: wtf dis sux
Rising_Sun_03: hey fuhrer can i join and shit?
DaFuhrer: man u r noob
Rising_Sun_03: no im not look at this
*Rising_Sun_03 strikes Haiphong-Yunnan Fou railway line, 24 damage!*
*Rising_Sun_03 has blockaded Rep_of_CHiNa!*
DaFuhrer: hey u cool
DaFuhrer: ok u can join up
Rising_Sun_03: thx man u r 1337
*thai_fighter is no longer idle*
thai_fighter: indochina me want land back!
Indochina_vichy: lol its mine noob
thai_fighter: ok you want play? you ask for it lolololololol
Indochina_vichy: come and get me u gook!
*thai_fighter has struck Indochina_vichy, 15 damage!*
*Indochina_vichy has struck thai_fighter, 9 damage!*
Rising_Sun_03: gook? Indochina you racist cracker
Rising_Sun_03: give thai da land or i b& u
thai_fighter: yeah
Indochina_vichy: ur not an admin
Rising_Sun_03: stfu
Indochina_vichy: fine, take it!
*L405 is transferred from Indochina_vichy to thai_fighter*
*PolPotPizza is transferred from Indochina_vichy to thai_fighter*
Rising_Sun_03: thai, friendz?
thai_fighter: lol whatever
*Strz&Strpz is no longer idle*
Rep_of_CHiNa: owww some1 beat up risin
Strz&Strpz: no way n00b, lol
===Pearl Harbor===
*Rising_Sun_03 has struck Strz&Strpz, 231 damage!*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed USship:Arizona*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed USship:Oklahoma*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed USship:West Virginia*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed USship:California*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed USship:Utah*
Strz&Strpz: OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!11!!1!one!!1!!!!eleven!!!1!11!!!! DATS WER MA SHEPS R!1!1!!11
Rising_Sun_03: tak dat nub
DaFuhrer: u named ur shipz 4ft3r st4t35?/?//? f41l
Strz&Strpz: shudup m4n
Rising_Sun_03: u has no ships fuxor
Strz&Strpz: u m1553d m4h c4rr13rs
Strz&Strpz: u going down
DaFuhrer: notta chance n00b lol
===Southeast Asia falls===
Rising_Sun_03: im taking south east asia lol
*thai_fighter has struck Rising_Sun_03, 3 damage!*
Rising_Sun_03: wtf n00b
thai_fighter: sorry. i thought you invading me :P
PM from Rising_Sun_03 to thai_fighter: fuk u i wuz just passing by!
PM from Rising_Sun_03 to thai_fighter: gimme ur seaports, airfields, train stations and i might give land 2 u
PM from thai_fighter to Rising_Sun_03: k :D
*Rising_Sun_03 uses airfield!*
*Rising_Sun_03 uses seaport!*
*Rising_Sun_03 uses train station!*
*Rising_Sun_03 uses bicycle!*
YouKay: rofl bikes. you cycling down to singapore?
YouKay: Prince of Wales and Repulse will 0wn u
Rising_Sun_03: ORLY? BANZAI!!!
*Torp:G3M hits UKShip:Prince of Wales, CRITICAL HIT!!! 423 damage!*
*UKShip:Prince of Wales slowed*
*UKShip:Prince of Wales attacks SunPlane:G3M, 12 damage!*
*UKShip:Prince of Wales grazes UKShip:Express, 52 damage!*
Rising_Sun_03: lolfail
*Torp:G4M hits UKShip:Repulse, CRITICAL HIT!!! 621 damage!*
*Torp:G4M hits UKShip:Repulse, CRITICAL HIT!!! 612 damage!*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed UKShip:Repulse!*
*Torp:G3M hits UKShip:Prince of Wales, CRITICAL HIT!!! 594 damage!*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed UKShip:Prince of Wales!*
YouKay: WTHOMG???!!!!
*Rising_Sun_03 captures HK47!*
*Rising_Sun_03 captures Free_Burma!*
*Rising_Sun_03 captures MAH_LAZOR!*
*Rising_Sun_03 captures Spore!*
*Rising_Sun_03 captures <|4.4|2(|-|1|>3|_4g0!*
*Rising_Sun_03 captures EastCoastGuineaPigZ!*
*Rising_Sun_03 captures Tr0picS0l0m0n!*
*Rising_Sun_03 captures PinoyzRule!*
Rising_Sun_03: pwned n00bs. this game is fun lol
Strz&Strpz: omfg i know u hax
YouKay: F*** U H4X0R!!!!!! I WANT MY COLONYS BACK!!!!!!11
Rising_Sun_03: stfu. ur defenses sux0r
C4nuck: YouKay, you n00b, I just sent troops to HK and you wasted them all! WTF?
YouKay: boomerangman go to kokoda you n00bs.
boomerangman: no, STFU, you n Strz&Strpz will steal credit.
YouKay: boomerangman go to kokoda you n00bs or we won't send you planes
boomerangman: Crikey!! fine mate. can we at lest hav weapons?
*Rising_Sun_03 has activated mod /burmesedeathrailway.*
*Rising_Sun_03 gains supply bonus! Health boosted!*
Rising_Sun_03: lolol i built railway wif allied pow
boomerangman: What do u think dis iz, sim city? u gay?
YouKay: F*** u rising im gonna blow ur queer railway up.
Strz&Strpz: Yeh me 2 you pansy.
*Strz&Strpz has struck Death Railway, 1 damage!*
*YouKay has struck Death Railway, 1 damage!*
*boomerangman has struck Death Railway, 0 damage!*
boomerangman: WTF!
Rising_Sun_03: lol whos the homos now
===muthaland strikes back against DaFuhrer===
i741i4: ROFL
DaFuhrer: ha ha this awexome. I sh4ll n0w pwn the jewz!
*muthaland has struck DaFuhrer, 12 damage!*
DaFuhrer: hey that hurt b1tch!!
DaFuhrer: fine, ya want to play that way h4x0r!
*DaFuhrer has struck muthaland, 23 damage!*
*2 attrition damage to DaFuhrer!*
muthaland: ur still a noob
*muthaland has struck DaFuhrer, CRITICAL HIT!!! 102 damage!*
DaFuhrer: OMGWTF hax!!
*muthaland captures Stalingrad!*
muthaland: o wut now??????
DaFuhrer: wtf thats teh fuck gimme ur oil u fucking noob.
===North Africa Campaign===
*YouKay captures Egypt!*
*Franc3 captures Algeria!*
Hugo_slav_man42 (Spec): hey isnt franc3 dead?
DaFuhrer: yah i pwned his HQ
Franc3: nope, we never go away lol
Afrika_Fox: UK gtfo my place
YouKay: Bitch it's mien >:(
Afrika_Fox: :O
*Afrika_Fox has struck YouKay, 33 damage!*
*YouKay has struck Afrika_Fox, 27 damage!*
*Afrika_Fox has struck YouKay, 19 damage!*
*YouKay has struck Afrika_Fox, 24 damage!*
Afrika_Fox: Ow fall bak
*YouKay has captured Ben-Gazzi!*
YouKay: Awesome! $4$ pwnz j00r airf13ld$ Afrika_Fox!
*Afrika_Fox has struck YouKay, 43 damage!*
Afrika_Fox: Haha take that
*Afrika_Fox has captured Ben-Gazzi!*
*Afrika_Fox has captured Toebrook!*
YouKay: NOES
Afrika_Fox: Mwahaha
*Afrika_Fox has fallen ill!*
Afrika_Fox: Oh fucking random ev...
*Afrika_Fox has gone idle.*
*Funny_Hat is now admin for #8thArmy*
Funny_Hat: Bitchin
*Funny_hat has struck Afrika Korps, 43 damage!*
*Afrika_Fox is no longer idle.*
Afrika_Fox: WTF!
*Funny_Hat has struck Afrika_Fox, 37 damage!*
Afrika_Fox: SHYT fall bak
Strz&Strpz: ha ha my turn lol
*Strz&Strpz has struck Afrika_Fox, 14 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: fun!
Afrika_Fox: Hay nub
*Afrika_Fox has struck Strz&Strpz , 34 damage!*
*Afrika_Fox has captured LandZone_443!*
Afrika_Fox: :)
Strz&Strpz: OW fux joo
Strz&Strpz: Eat this
*Strz&Strpz has struck Afrika_Fox, 29 damage!*
*Strz&Strpz captures NationZone_22!*
Strz&Strpz: No more Mr. Nice
Afrika_Fox: :(
*Afrika_Fox has left #Africa*
boomerangman: wtf? where is everyone?
===The Battle of Midway===
Rising_Sun_03: wtf is happening
*Strz&Strpz has struck Rising_Sun_03, 20 damage!*
*boomerangman has struck Rising_Sun_03, 7 damage!*
boomerangman: hey i actually did something m8
Strz&Strpz: were proud of j00
boomerangman:OMFG stole credit you cheapos...
Rising_Sun_03: take this n00bz!
*Rising_Sun_03 has struck Strz&Strpz, 8 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: thats nothing biatch
*Rising_Sun_03 has struck Boomerangman, 5 damage!*
*Rising_Sun_03 captures Darwin!
boomerangman: Darwin? wtf we dont even want it. u hav it.
===Back to the Eastern Front===
*DaFuhrer has struck muthaland, 10 damage!*
*muthaland has struck DaFuhrer, 10 damage!*
DaFuhrer: wtf this is nothing
muthaland: Ur stil retreating, nub :P
DaFuhrer: FUX J00
===Italian Campaign===
*Strz&Strpz has struck i741i4, 46 damage!*
*YouKay has struck i741i4, 39 damage!*
*C4nuck has struck i741i4, 12 damage!*
i741i4: Ow bitchz spawnkill!
*i741i4 has struck Strz&Strpz, 19 damage!*
*i741i4 has struck YouKay, 16 damage!*
*i741i4 has struck C4nuck, 9 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: Hah n00b
*Strz&Strpz has struck i741i4, 34 damage!*
*YouKay has struck i741i4, 22 damage!*
*C4nuck has struck i741i4, 11 damage!*
BR4zuk45!!11one: M0tHAfuckAs! WANNA FUCKING PLAY WORLD CUP! JUST FINISH THIS SHIT WILL YA?!
*BR4zuk45!!11one has struck i741i4, 22 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: LOL!
i741i4: oww okay i give up
*i741i4 has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
Strz&Strpz: u on our side now
i741i4: fien dont kill me pleez
YouKay: we own j00 now biatch
DaFuhrer: Muso j00 nub
*DaFuhrer has taken #NorthItaly!*
*Script Trippy_Packed has dropped i741i4!*
i741i4: The fuck man?
*YouKay has struck DaFuhrer, 6 damage!*
*Strz&Strpz has struck DaFuhrer, 3 damage!*
*C4nuck has struck i741i4, 1 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: Wtf yu g4y h4x0r
DaFuhrer: haha winter lien bitchz
===Rising_Sun_03 Reconsiders its Position===
S!llyH@tChinditz: entercheat/walking
*Cheat: Walking activated*
Strz&Strpz: Wot dus that do?
S!llyH@tChinditz: Makes me walk...
Strz&Strpz: ...u sux...
Rising_Sun_03: holy hell
Rising_Sun_03: how is this hapennig???!???!??
*Rep_of_CHiNa has struck Rising_Sun_03, 23 damage!*
*CKS has struck Rising_Sun_03, 29 damage!*
Rep_of_CHiNa: SUPRIEZ N00B!
*LMAO is no longer idle*
CKS: peace, mao?
LMAO: k, lol
*LMAO has struck Rising_Sun_03, 200 damage!*
Rising_Sun_03: WTF?!?!?!
Strz&Strpz: lol, pwn3d
Rising_Sun_03: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF! H4X!!11!1
LMAO: guerillaz rox!!!
==The Tide Turns in Europe==
===D-Day===
*Strz&Strpz has activated mod /storminnorman.
*Attacks in #EuroWest are now enabled!*
*Strz&Strpz has struck DaFuhrer, 27 damage!*
*YouKay has struck DaFuhrer, 14 damage!*
*C4nuck has struck DaFuhrer, 8 damage!*
*P0lska has struck DaFuhrer, 3 damage!*
Strz&Strpz : Where the f*** did P0lska come from?
C4nuck : Who cares, I'm doing stuff!
YouKay : We're all proud of j00.
DaFuhrer: oww whyyyyy ;_;
*Afrika_Fox is no longer idle.*
Afrika_Fox: Told you idiot! Where's my damn funding now?
DaFuhrer: U tried to kill me, biotch!
PM from Afrika_Fox to DeutschTroop: Alright men, they're comin. Prepare to repel invaders. Groups one through three, counter-attack at-
*DaFuhrer has struck Afrika_Fox, 25 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has killed Afrika_Fox!*
Afrika_Fox: WTF TK
*Afrika_Fox has left the game*
Strz&Strpz: ...Hilter joo sux at this.
=== Oh God No... ===
*Franc3's HQ has been liberated*
*Franc3 has respawned!*
Franc3: ha ha love this tank patch lolzorz!!!
Franc3: adolf is teh suxorz!! lol!!
Franc3: rofl!!
Strz&Strpz: stfu, franc3
YouKay: yea noob, stfu
Franc3: no fux you Strz&Strpz i'm g3nna mek sur dat in da futur we rerite histori and mak it l0ke u didn s3v us
Strz&Strpz: whetever n00b u do that weirdass shit we will just make movies with Tom Hanks about savin ur ass!
===The Eastern Front===
*muthaland has struck cold_fish27, 24 damage!*
cold_fish27: ow
Strz&Strpz: lol this so beats counter-strike
C4nuck: here guyzz
*C4nuck has given 4 MEDKIT to Strz&Strpz*
*C4nuck has given 5 MEDKIT to YouKay*
*C4nuck has given 1 MEDKIT to Franc3*
Strz&Strpz: wow thx
YouKay: yea thx
C4nuck: np
C4nuck: You could pay me back later, eh?
Strz&Strpz: no way n00b lol
C4nuck: thats ok too
*muthaland has struck numa_numa_land, 27 damage!*
*muthaland captures Bessarabia!*
numa_numa_land: U HAX!!1!!
numa_numa_land: fukr
muthaland: no dumbass
muthaland: i have tons of shit
numa_numa_land: whatev i like t3h winz
*numa_numa_land has joined muhtaland!*
muthaland: rofl n00b
DaFurher: WTf!!1! biatch nub!!1!1!!1
DaFurher: Whatever i 57i11 has t3h pwnz
Strz&Strpz: d00d fu ur gon4 g3t Pwnz0r3d!!!!11!
muthaland: STFU addy gay fuxx0r
*muthaland has struck Maggie_R, 34 damage!*
Maggie_R: fvck
Maggie_R: k u win russia
*Maggie_R has left the game
===DaFuhrer tries to retake Europe===
DaFuhrer: this has gone on long enough
DaFuhrer: TIME TA UZE MY NEW TANKS!!!!
DaFuhrer: entercheat/StrongBad
*Cheat: Tiger Tanks activated*
*DaFuhrer has launched a surprise attack against Strz&Strpz, 29 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: WTF!!?? OUR SHERMANS DONT EVEN LEAVE DENTS IN THE TIGERS!!!
 
*DaFuhrer has struck Strz&Strpz, 14 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has struck YouKay, 4 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has struck Franc3, 6 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has struck C4nuck, 7 damage!*
*YouKay has struck DaFuhrer, 43 damage!*
YouKay: Take 0r Spitfirz up ur NAzi 455 b14tch!!!!!11!11
DaFuhrer: WTF??!!
*Strz&Strpz' 10 units still left in Bastogne have struck DaFuhrer, CRITICAL HIT!!! 273 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: R0flmao nub 
DaFuhrer: WTF u fx1n h4xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!!111
===The End of the War in Europe===
PM from DaFuhrer to ArGi3bArGi3:j00 st00pid liar
PM from ArGi3bArGi3 to DaFuhrer:man da allies woulda kik our ass, w3 couldt join
PM from DaFuhrer to ArGi3bArGi3:whateva u wouldnt hav a chance 4nyway
Strz&Strpz: everybody, NOW
*Strz&Strpz has struck Strz&Strpz, 20 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: ffs, turn ff off.
*YouKay has struck DaFuhrer, 16 damage!*
*Franc3 has struck DaFuhrer, -3 damage!*
Franc3: FUCK!
Strz&Strpz: noob...
*muthaland has struck DaFuhrer, 27 damage!*
*muthaland has struck cold_fish27, 32 damage!*
*muthaland captures carland007!*
muthaland: switch sides NOW coldfish or else!
cold_fish27: ok lets kick some fritz azz
*cold_fish27 has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
*cold_fish27 has struck DaFuhrer, 3 damage!*
DaFuhrer: WTF coldfish u will pay for this
*DaFuhrer has struck cold_fish27, 10 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: Waste of trupz "Addy"
*C4nuck has struck DaFuhrer, 10 damage!*
*Hugo_slav_man42 has struck DaFuhrer, 1 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: N00b
Hugo_slav_man42: th1s iz fux!
*Hugo_slav_man42 has entered spectator mode.*
*Strz&Strpz has struck DaFuhrer, 25 damage!*
*muthaland has struck DaFuhrer, 35 damage!*
*muthaland captures Berlin!*
DaFuhrer: arrrrgh nooooo
DaFuhrer: NUMPAD9!!!111one1eleven!one!
*DaFuhrer has killed DaFuhrer!*
*ChanServ has kicked DaFuhrer for use of selfkill code*
muthaland: dam i wanted that kill
Strz&Strpz: Fck KSer. oh well
muthaland: oh fine
*Fartysans has joined the game!*
Fartysans: muthaland in Berlin!?! Strz&Strpz crossin the Rhine!?! WTF n00bs im not gonna take dis any more!
*Fartysans has struck muthaland, 12 damage!*
 
*Fartysans has struck Strz&Strpz, 32 damage!*
*Fartysans has struck YouKay, 14 damage!*
*Fartysans has struck Franc3, 43 damage!*
muthaland: what the fuck
Strz&Strpz: OW! Who the hell are you!?!
YouKay: WTH!
Franc3: OW! Dammit!
Fartysans: Whoops for got to finish unfinished business.
*Fartysans has struck C4nuck, 20 damage!*
*Fartysans joins team "Axis"!*
C4nuck: d00d we killed DaFuher when do you guys learn to quit!?!
Fartysans: Nevah Bitches!
*muthaland has struck Fartysans, 30 damage!*
*Strz&Strpz has struck Fartysans, 21 damage!*
*Youkay has struck Fartysans, 28 damage!*
*Franc3 has struck Fartysans, -7 damage!*
Franc3: Damn im not very good at this
*C4nuck has struck Fartisans, 65 damage!*
Fartysans: Gaaah! That suxxored!
Strz&Strpz: WTF!!!!!!!!!!! That should have been enough to kill u Wat is wrong wit u u hax!?!
Fartysans:N00b! IM INVINCIBLE!!! But that suxxd so im gonna lay low for a while.
 *Fartysans has gone idle.*
muthaland: right then, back to business
*Hugo_slav_man42 is no longer in spectator mode.*
*Hugo_slav_man42 has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
Hugo_slav_man42: thanx NOV
muthaland: hey i helped 2
PM from Fartysans to ArGi3bArGi3:yo man, j00 were fuhrers peep. ken we hide ther?dun wanna di3 in nur3mberg
PM from ArGi3bArGi3 to Fartysans:sure, but stfu. dis is secret, k?
PM from Fartysans to ArGi3bArGi3:k..
*DaFuhrer tried to reconnect*
===End of the war in the Pacific===
*SERVER IS DOWN*
*PLEASE WAIT...*
*SERVER IS UP*
Strz&Strpz: teh server is teh ghey
YouKay: yea it is a fag
Franc3: u mean it likez other servers
Franc3: of the same gender lol?
muthaland: stfu, franc3
Strz&Strpz: so what now?
*Rising_Sun_03 has struck Strz&Strpz, 8 damage!*
Rising_Sun_03: BANZAI BITCH!!!1!1
Strz&Strpz: oh yeah them
*Strz&Strpz has struck Rising_Sun_03, 27 damage!*
Rising_Sun_03: u dead now, suxorz!
*Rising_Sun_03 has activated mod /wiiiiiiiind.*
*21 damage to Strz&Strpz!*
*7 attrition damage to Rising_Sun_03!*
Strz&Strpz: lol noob u serious?
Rising_Sun_03: u sux
Strz&Strpz: give up now or get pwned, biatch
Rising_Sun_03: bring it on, gheylord
muthaland: this has to be good
Strz&Strpz: if you insist, lol!
Strz&Strpz: entercheat/Duke Nukem
*Cheat: A-Bomb activated*
*Strz&Strpz uses Little Boy!*
*902 damage to Rising_Sun_03!*
*muthaland has struck Rising_Sun_03, 19 damage!*
Rising_Sun_03: HOLY JEZU WAT
Rising_Sun_03: FUX J00 H4X0RZ
muthaland: whoa man
Strz&Strpz: thats not all
muthaland: u like Michael Jackson, lol
muthaland: u used little boy
Strz&Strpz: stfu!
*muthaland captures Manchukuo!*
*PuY1 was kicked by muthaland (sockpuppet of Rising_Sun_03)!*
Strz&Strpz: WTF rooskis!!!1212 thats teh meni!!! i fooght th1s hole w4r by myseelf!!!!11111
muthaland: we is allies i take watever the fook i want
Strz&Strpz: ...
*Strz&Strpz uses Fat Man!*
*1142 damage to Rising_Sun_03!*
*Strz&Strpz has killed Rising_Sun_03!*
Rising_Sun_03: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuck
boomerangman: lol. Strz&Strpz, uR so fat that you got dropped on Nagasaki
Strz&Strpz: PWN3D
Strz&Strpz: thats that
muthaland: fat man? lol
muthaland: thats even more messed up
Strz&Strpz: fck u, pervert, they were special patch anyway
Strz&Strpz: ull never have them ha ha
muthaland: fck u, gheylord
*muthaland captures U-kr4ne!*
muthaland: ha got ur code b1tch
Strz&Strpz: l0zer
muthaland: mofo
muthaland: entercheat/stealtech
Strz&Strpz: ok b4 next g4me starts, evry1 giv bak ur territories
YouKay: yea evry1 gve back ur territoras
Strz&Strpz: Youkay whats dat in ur invent
YouKay: thats just my territories
Strz&Strpz: give em back...
YouKay: NO, we won dese fair and square.. we have India and South Africa and- we ned the Falklends. We need em for uh... Stratigic Sheep Shearing Purposes. Only if they come to us and ask shall we give dem independance.
*NEXT GAME: Cold War*
 
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ja:第二次世界大戦 (ビデオゲーム)
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