Rick and Morty Made Me a Genius

I wasn't always the smartest kid in the class. I would goof off most times in my classes as academics wasn't really my ambition. Then one day, everything changed. I was invited to my friend's birthday party and I was sleeping over. I was the only one sleeping over and after everyone left, he invited me upstairs to start watching TV. Now I instantly thought "what shoes are we gonna watch?" I got to the room and he booted up how tv. He asked me "wanna watch every episode of Rick and Morty, we'll have a rick and Morty marathon!!!" I say there bewildered by his statement. I haven't heard of this show, and I told him that. He said it was really good and I took his word on that. Then we started watching the first episode. Immediately everything changed. I stared picking up on humor that normally would go over people's heads. I understood the countless references to classic American literature such as Faulkner and Dickens. There were countless parallels to Jean Jacques Rousseau and his beliefs on the Enlightenment.
I looked to my friend, mesmerized by the pure genius he was showing me. But he as simply watching it and laughing. Me? No no. I was enthralled in it and understanding the genius behind the humor and references to classic literature. I was surprised that my friend just sat there and laughed. We watched it all night. And in the morning I went home. When I got back to school the following Monday, everything has changed. In math class, I solved and got correctly every single algebra question thrown at me. It was instinctive, even the stuff we hadn't learned. In English, I was able to recite and analyze Shakespeare's Macbeth perfectly. When I got to history, I could easily recount the chases and what happened in the French Revolution and the key figures in it. I was also able to make parallels to their revolutions later down the line in examples such as the Polish and South American revolutions. When I got to my Spanish class, I was already fluent. The teacher was so memorized, she let me teach the class. Finally I got to physics. Everything was easy.
I guess watching Rick and Morty as much as I did makes you understand theoretical physics. The teacher was astonished. I was Later called to the principle's office. They told me I was too smart for this school and that starting tomorrow I would be going to the high school and taking the smartest classes, now keep in mind, I'm only 13. I wasn't too surprised. I started heading to gym class and I made the wrong turn and went into the girl's locker room. They all screamed and were shocked. Then they realized it was me. They had heard I watched Rick and Morty and understood all the jokes. They immediately were turned on and let me have the sex on them. It was a good day. The next day I went to high schoolZ. I was a little bit annoyed since I was way smarter than everyone in the school. I later that year graduated top of my class and graduated valedictorian. I wasn't too surprised. I was accepted into Stanford, Oxford, Harvard, MIT, and all the top schools around the world. I ended up going to Cambridge University in England. I finished college in one year and was the smartest kid at the entire school.
Now keep in mind, I'm only 15. I later founded my own space exploration company. I was the CEO was able to lead my company to be the first people on Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. We are also planning a trip to Venus in the coming decade. So know I sit, a space pioneering trillion-are at age 16 all because I understood the jokes in Rick and Morty
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