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Miraheze

Miraheze is a wiki-hosting site founded in 2015 by dirty Communists with the sole purpose of overthrowing the morally correct Wikia. It is a wiki farm where users can create wikis (as long as they're approved by the admins, that is) about anything they want. Any intellectual would agree that this is dangerous because freedom of information allows dangerous ideas, to spread. It uses a very stock MediaWiki configuration , which usually results in pages looking ugly, and inconsistent. In comparison to the clean, unified, modern, look of Wikia, this is awful. No advertising is funded entirely by donations, which is clearly a Communist money laundering scheme. 
==History==
Miraheze was created by prolific Communists John Lewis and Ferran Tufan in 2015, because they were tired of the " Capitalist scum ". Wikia may show ads on their precious wiki pages and not allow users to freely customize their wikis. However, you should still stick with us, and Miraheze is the greedy wiki farm, since capitalism is not at all a flawed system. Besides, letting users customize their wikis would lead to inconsistency and the oh-so--dangerous Freedom of Expression, and who would want that? The Miraheze project was crowdfunded by the founders' comrades, then becoming a registered Communist terrorist group in the United Kingdom, which is invalid anyway because they aren't 'Muricans in the good ol' US-of-A like Wikia is. Miraheze began to develop towards its goal of overthrowing the great Wikia, eventually gaining over 9000! wikis.
== Motives ==
Miraheze appears on the surface as an innocent, non-profit, ad-free, open-source, customizable wiki farm. However, in reality, it is an evil Communist plot meant to overthrow the moral, ethical, kind-hearted, ethical, moral, and overall good Wikia. Its purpose is to outgrow Wikia , but it will never achieve this goal as it is small and weak . Its customizability and openness are in stark contrast to the rigid ruleset and customization options of Wikia. Wikia however, being run by a large corporation, clearly know what they're doing. Everything they do is always correct and it should never be doubted. Miraheze, because of this, will be crushed by the great, all-powerful force that is Wikia.
==Censorship==
Miraheze requires you to submit your idea for a wiki to the very biased and untrustworthy admins. (There are also wiki creators, but nobody cares about them). They will decide if your wiki is worthy of joining the horrible farm. Miraheze is an evil organization that promotes censorship by deleting wikis they don't like . When Wikia does this, it is perfectly justified, as they definitely know what they're doing.
==Response==
In response to being confronted with these TRUE and HONEST facts, a Miraheze spokesperson said this statement:
This undoubtedly shows Miraheze's biased views. .
In conclusion to this essay, Miraheze is acorrupt, evil, Communist, terrorist organization. Ancient murals say they will act as the the instigators of the apocalypse .
Category:MediaWiki websites
Category:Communism
Category:Evil Organizations
Misanthropy

Misanthropy involves the redirection of money and resources from benign and positive uses to the cause of evil. Misanthropic organizations are often established by individuals to effect changes in society to benefit the few at the expense of the common good. In recent years, misanthropic organizations have often received favored status under the tax codes of many different nations, due to the expansion of democracy and freedom worldwide. In the United States, reforms carried from the years 1981–1993 and 2001–present allowed misanthropic foundations to flourish to the detriment of all.
It's the belief that everyone is really lame and dumb, including oneself.
==Twentieth Century European Misanthropic Organizations==
Early American experiments with misanthropy inspired European misanthropic organizations during a period from 1880 to 1950. One of most important of misanthropies was established by King Leopold II of Belgium in 1885. The spectacular success of this misanthropy in depopulating the Congo through free labor and free medical treatments led to the establishment of large misanthropic organizations in Spain, Germany, and Italy. These misanthropic organizations had a large impact throughout all of Europe.
Misantropies isn't even a word. Christ.
==Modern Misanthropy==
While the international misanthropic movement receded in the 1970s, private misanthropies, which had been prominent in the latter half of the nineteenth century, began to again become prominent in the early twenty-first century. Government reforms in the United States in the 1980s allowed these misanthropic organizations to become a vital element in public life. Today, there is virtually no part of society untouched by these misanthropies.
==Misanthropic Organizations of Today==
* Altria. Advocates for more liberal immigration and assimilation of carcinogenic particles into American society.
* Exxon-Mobil. Advocates for the liberation of and release of carbon compounds held without due process by dictators and repressive governments in Saudi Arabia, Uzbekistan, and other developing nations.
* Monsanto. Advocates for the free flow and expression of genetic information throughout the world.
* Merck. Activists for stronger privacy rights for medical research.
* Church of Satan. Advocates for the liberalization of laws restricting Dog-Eat-Dog action.
* Family Research Council. Advocates against the release of toxins and pollutants such as equal rights protections and marriages into disadvantaged communities.
* Halliburton. Activists for stronger privacy rights and economic rights for the victimizers in war and violence.
* Newscorp. Protects people with alternative viewpoint preferences from bigots who would impose truth, common sense, and empathy on their lifestyles.
* Misanthropy Today Clubhouse For All Misanthropes
* The Templars if you don't join the great leaders of enlightenment. you'll know where you'll end up.
Category:EconomicsCategory:CommerceCategory:World domination
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Miserable Son of a Bitch

:"Bastard" redirects here. For the bat excrement known as bat's turd, see guano.
:"if your looking for a teenage hoe whos run off with a french loaf you may be looking for a Batard."
:"[Insert Your Name Here]" redirects here. For You.
The Miserable Son of a Bitch (abbr. MSoB) is a member of the Puppis Tiniatus genre of the Doggin animal group. Considered to be a central figure in dog mythology, the Miserable Son of a Bitch is thought to be the Dalai Lama of the Western canine group.
There have been 147 recorded Miserable Son of a Bitches since the MSoaB list was started in 1565 by Sir Cornelius Mastersicle out of Tweed. The average life-span of the Miserable Son of a Bitch is 12.948 years, usually due to the lack of veterinary insurance with the job of the Miserable Son of a Bitch.
A dog with the title of Miserable Son of a Bitch is to be called 'His/Her Bitchiness'.
==History==
The history of the Miserable Son of a Bitch traces back to England in 1565 when a puppy was found to have adopted the same fur patterns as his bitch. Upon extensive analysis by the village's doctor/mortician, he determined the puppy had the same genetic structure as his mother. Returning home with his puppy, Sir Mastersicle called his puppy the 'Miserable Son of a Bitch' because of its droopy eyes and constant chewing on the sir's cabin walls. 
Throughout history, the dogs in the family line kept developing similar fur traits as to their predecessors. Although it was determined that all dogs had puppies in the same fashion, the Miserable Son of a Bitch was considered to be king of the canine kingdom.
==Famous Miserable Son of a Bitches==
*His Bitchiness the Droopiness I - The original Bitch
*Her Bitchiness the Shakespeare III - Shakespeare's dog, which he later gave away after horrible sales from Romeo & Juliet.
*His Bitchiness the Invest96E - Member of the Miserable Son of a Bitch discovered on a raft escaping a hurricane. Started the Miserable Son of a Bitch family in the United States of America in 1902.
*His Bitchiness the Accountant - Help end a possible war between America and England after Invest96E arrived in America, ending the royal tradition of MSoaB in England.
*Her Bitchiness the Experiment 96-Alpha - Scientists attempted to make clones of Her Bitchiness to expand the royal MSoaB family to have one family member in each American state.
*Her Bitchiness the Experiment 96-Beta - Scientists attempted the experiment again after 96-Alpha developed extensive mouth foaming.
== Links Endorsed by Her Bitchiness the Rover II==
*Woof
*Woof
*Bark
**Cough*
*Awoo
==External Links Endorsed by Her Bitchiness the Rover II ==
*Humane Society
*American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
Category:Dogs
Category:Mythology
Category:Pets
Category:Profanity
Category:Titles
Category:Things you'll find wandering the streets of New York City
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fr:Bâtard
fr:Fils de pute
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Miss Cleo

Miss Cleo, born Thelma Anne Williamson, is a famous fraudulent fortune teller, and high-ranking member of SPECTRE.
== Upbringing ==
On July 4th, 1946, one Thelma Anne Williamson was born to happy parents, Brad and Loretta, who looked at her affectionately as she bask in the early New Jersey sunlight.
In his memoirs, Brad Williamson discusses Thelma's early years:
"She was great, you know. She could smile. She could say "papa" and "momma." She liked swing music, baseball, and plotting evil schemes to destroy the world. She was everything I could hope for in a child."
He goes on to discuss many things of little to no importance as extremely old people love to do, before passing gas and falling asleep in mid-sent...
Thelma attended South Trenton High School, graduating in the top 20 students of her class (which contained 19 students). She then went on to North Trenton University, where she received a Bachelor's Degree, but unfortunately she did not know that you had to have a Bachelor's Degree in a specific field, and not just any old Bachelor's Degree, and she soon found herself without a job, back at her parents house.
== A new identity ==
And there she stayed for the next several years until on August 4th, 1979, she happened to turn on public television in attempt to rekindle the joy and nostalgia of her youth. It just so happened that Bob Marley, the famous musician and jewish power activist, was on, teaching the children how to not be a "dead honky." She was enthralled by everything about him and almost immediately took up his accent.
Her father did not understand and promptly threw her out. Angry at her father, and determined to spite him by disassociating herself from him forever, Thelma legally changed her name to Miss Cleo after her neighbor's cat, the one that was always getting boned by her favorite pitbull, Big Old Stinky.
== Tellin' di fortune ==
Then, in the fall of 1983, she simply disappeared from existence. It is highly suspected that at this time she became an agent of SPECTRE, the evil agency which gained notoreity by repeatedly trying to stop James Bond from fornicating.
Miss Cleo re-emerged in late 1994, now giving fortunes from her mobile home in Northern California. But she clearly had a bigger goal in mind, for as soon as she had enough money, she began to advertise on the local television and radio networks.
== Ascent in SPECTRE ==
From there, of course, her story is known. She grew more and more powerful, reaching her tendrils into every home in America. What she will do next is unknown, except perhaps to high-ranked officials of SPECTRE. 
It is not unreasonable to imagine that she may be the "Mary" that is prophesized of in SPECTRE lore. The legend goes that one day, a woman, the "Mary", will have such a powerful affect on James Bond that his sixth sense for STDs will falter. She will fornicate with him and Bond will contract AIDS and die within five years, leaving SPECTRE to do what they please, which is to make imitation baseball cards.
Category:Women Even Desperate Men Wouldn't Fuck
Category:Psychics
Category:Articles in this category
Missing White Girl Syndrome

Missing White Girl Syndrome or otherwise known as MWGS is the condition when the media unreacts to an attractive young female kidnapping. The liberal media never mentions who the kidnapper is, but it is always the fault of former communist President Bill Clinton. 
Lucky there are members of the liberal media who make up false statements in order to have Clinton arrested for the murders of thousands of innocent women. Due to the nature that the missing girls are usually hot it is diffcult for the media to pick up on their story.
== Why the White Girls get more attention ==
White girls have DNA not found in other races that makes them prone to media attention. Scientists have isolated the gene and injected the gene into people like Shawn Hornbeck. The gene also is linked with skin color and not with eye, nose, hair, face, etc. Also, some people think white girls and cuter than other girls. Sometimes, I agree.
As with many of the sub-species Attention Whore (homo agnitio agnitius) White Girls have an innate ability to attract media attention to a much greater extent than other racial types.
== Why the Fat Blacks Chicks get no attention ==
Fat Black Chicks get no attention because for three very good reasons. One, they are fat. Two, they are black and suffer from a condition known as being black people. Three, they are in fact not chicks. Since the black chicks lack the media DNA they cannot get on CNN or the fair and balanced network know as Fox News.
==See Also==
* Sudden Instant Death Syndrome
* Acute Haemorrhagic Pneumonosyphilaidsorrhea Pox Virus Syndrome 
Category:Syndromes
Missing link

The missing link (aka Rob "I want banana" Trujillo of Metallica) is an elusive animal found in the ancient Great Rift Valley, and on the present and future Internet. frame|A missing link in its natural environment
== Origins == 
The missing link first started appearing on Earth from the Internet around 30000 BC, but scholars cannot agree as to why the creature left its lofty home in the high bandwidths to a barren wasteland of death and illness. 
As far as modern science tells us, the missing link has been living on the Internet since the beginning of time.
== Exodus ==
After living on Earth for thousands of years uninhibited, the missing links were displaced by an emerging species. This rival animal was a clumsy, ugly, bipedal creature who worshipped the sky. Historians refer to this crossbreed of apes and peaches as humans.
The humans did not like the missing links, because every time one was discovered, they would forget where they came from and backtrack someplace comepletely different. Generations of mutual hatred boiled into war, and soon the missing links were forced to withdraw back to their internets.
The year 33 AD chronicles the year when the last missing link, Jesus, ascended into the Internet, where he is now CEO of Google.
== Famous Missing Links ==
* "LUElinks" (code name) -- A website that used to exist, but was destroyed when the foundation gave way to the ancient dwelling of a missing link. All information at this address was lost, and the missing link will viciously rip apart whomever chooses to travel near its lair.
* "Redirect" (code name) -- A friendly missing link that helps stupid people find what they're looking for. Redirect has been found helping Beethoven compose his Ninth Symphony, and helping Ferdinand Magellan circumnavigate the Earth. Most recently, Redirect stopped Al Gore from re-inventing the potato and turned him towards the Internet. For more information, we would like to redirect you to redirect.com.
* "*Click-click, throatbellow*" -- The childhood friend of Lucy, one of the oldest humans to still not receive the vote. This missing link's name is in Lucy's indigenous language, and phonetically translates roughly to "Phouro-Fore." Phouro-Fore is one of the first modern sightings of missing links on the Internet.
* The Minkey
== Important Scientific Achievements of Missing Links==
The missing links were the first species to map and chart Unknown, and pioneered the sport of surfing.
The clever species created a perpetual motion machine in 1939 and mass-produced it to the Nazis for World War II. The links got pissed when the Germans renamed their patented product "Blitzkrieg," and absorbed it into the Internet again in 1945, where it again was renamed Mozilla.
Category:Monkeys
Mississippi Fred McDowell

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Fred McDowell (January 12, 1904 – July 3, 1972) known by his stage name; Mississippi Fred McDowell, was an American Hill country blues singer and guitar player.
==Career==
The illegitimate son of Fred Flintstone and Malcolm McDowell, he was born in Mississippi when a then-divorced Fred Flintstone had a one-night stand with Malcolm McDowell, whom he drunkenly thought was a woman. (This was when he did A Clockwork Orange, mind you.) I bet you're wondering how a man could become pregnant... Well, didn't you ever see the movie, Junior?
At a young age, Fred McDowell and his parents moved back to Bedrock and young Fred worked at his father's old job at Mr. Slate's rock quarry. He was very lazy and the dinosaurs bit him constantly. When Slate fired him, he sued for $7 in workers' compensation and won.
When the McDowells moved to a town called Rossville in 1918, Fred McDowell starting playing guitar at dances and clubs across the town. He built up a huge following playing blues music. He continued to pursue his passion when the family moved to Como, Mississippi, in 1940 and he married a woman named Sherri Moon Zombie. In 1942, Fred was involved in a car accident that required a total facelift. This changed his gender from Caucasian to African-American, but nobody seemed to notice.
"Mississippi" Fred McDowell died of cancer in 1972, although some conspiracy buffs believe he was vengefully murdered by Mr. Slate. His legacy lives on in every blues guitarist, wannabe blues guitarist, and blues air guitarist across the globe. His many hits included "You Gotta Move," "Gimme More," "Oops!...I Did It Again," "Toxic," and the immortal classic "My Poppa were a Flintstone, an' My Mamma were a Clockwork Orange!," which has been covered by everybody and their momma since its 1965 release.
==Discography==
===Albums===
*"Mississippi" Fred McDowell (1951)
*My Poppa were a Flintstone, an' My Mamma were a Clockwork Orange! (1952)
*Three's Company (1954)
*Four's a Crowd! (1956)
*I Ain't Doin' No More Albums! (1960)
*Alright, Alright, I'll Do Another Album! There, Ya Happy??!! (1965)
*I Don't Play No Rock 'n' Roll! (1969)
*The Very Best of Mississippi Fred McDowell (1993)
*The Slightly Embarrassing of Mississippi Fred McDowell (1994)
*Legacy Collection (2004)
*The Complete Recordings (2007)
===Singles===
*"Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do" (1951)
*"What the F**k is a Chord?" (1952)
*"Oops!...I Did It Again" (1952)
*"You Gotta Move" (1952)
*"Three's Company" (1954)
*"Toxic" (1954)
*"What's the Point of Releasing Singles If They're Already on the Album?" (1955)
*"My Poppa were a Flintstone, an' My Mamma were a Clockwork Orange!" (1965)
*"I Don't Play No Rock 'n' Roll" (1969)
*"The Record Company is Pressuring Me to Release Album After Album After Album!" (1970)
*"My Record Company Forced Me To Release This as a Single, Although You Can Easily Buy This Crappy Song on iTunes" (1971)
Category:American musicians
Category:Guitarists
Category:Dead
Category:The Blues
Mitch Bainwol

Mitch Bainwol (or, as he is known is his native tounge, Bitch Mainwol, son of Mog'var the Destroyer) is a demon from hell and the current overlord of the Really Ignorant Assholes of America, or RIAA. He is well known for his ability to breathe fire and is the arch-nemesis of freedom. It is said that if you stand in front of a mirror in pitch black with only a lit candle as a source of light, and sing any song three times, that Bitch Mainwol will come out of the mirror and sue you for every penny you're worth. 
== Current jobs ==
* Body double for Big Gay al from south park
* Bill Gates's arse slave
* Gigolo for epilepsy suffering midgets.
*Military tester for suicide pills
*Child pornographer 
*Open heart surgeon for lab rats
*Elephant inseminater
* Open source advocate
*Dick Sucker
*Clown Prostitute
* Donating to the poor Raking in all that motherfucking cash!!!!
*Is a bitch obviously...I think....
==Files==
Bainwol was the first person in the world to discover that downloading even just one file from the internet would instantly bankrupt the entire music industry. Here is the essay he wrote that he used to prove this:
"Joe McCarthy's Mitch Bainwol's proof that files are communism
By Joe McCarthy Mitch Bainwol
When a user downloads a file, he is downloading a copy of something from the real world, such as a song from the real world, a picture from the real world, or a computer program from the real world. That song, picture, or computer program has a value in real money. When you put a picture of the Mona Lisa in your cache, you copied 680 million dollars worth of money into your computer. This causes inflation and makes the dollar and any other currency worthless. Therefore we have to go a form of government that doesn't use money, like communism."
Everyone agrees that this makes sense, so nobody will ever download any file, ever.
However, that only includes people. Some evil communist terrorists who aren't even really people so much as devils sent by Satan to ruin life for everyone, decided to download some files. The value of money was temporarily worthless, but fortunately there wasn't a panic because everyone was asleep at the time. Everyone except Mitch Bainwol that is, who sued the communist terrorist devils and won an infinite trillion dollars, which he burned, causing money to be worth money again. For this he won a congressional medal of honor which made him a national hero in every country except hell, where the communist terrorist devils hate him and plot to secretly make the western world communist when he isn't looking.
Category:Americans
Category:Demons
Category:Evil
Category:Music industry
Category:People no one likes
Category:Things that may be out to get some people, but not you. You're cool. Now pass the controller. It's my turn.
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