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Breim

The UberRepublic of Breim 
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Breim was founded for 2500 years ago by a guy with only one dream and a bag of beans. Now Breim is known for many reasons. 
The population in Breim is mainly divided by two. The metal guys and fags. The metal guys listen to heavy metal etc, and wear black and are long haired. The fags are a bunch 20 year old guys in pink t-shirts who use a large amount of snus. They use to drive around Breim in their super non-fancy cars and hit on 14-16 year old chicks. There is also many country freaks in Breim (dah). Those are people in cowboy hats who refuse to buy cars and ride horses instead while singing sick country songs about their whiskey and mother. Enough about them. Breim is also known for the biggest milk product factory in Norway.
People that live in Breim is called Breimians.
A Breimian prefers to spend every minute every second of its life by drinking. They drink as often as they can.
Even tho Breimians wear black and listen to heavy they are good people with a big heart. But take my advice, if you live in a big city...and you visit Breim you will die of boredom. But if you want to come here anyway you can choose between two camping places. In Reed or Byrkjelo. (Pick the Byrkjelo one and you will meet cool people)
The most fameous building in Breim is the Esso Station. Everything happens in the Esso Station. The fags are in one corner with their non-fancy cars and techno while the heavy metall people are in another and just....being cool. 
There is a lot of people training in Breim. And a lot people just slacking. But the training people usually hang out in the second most fameous building - Stadion Bygget. In there you can do almost everything. Lift weights, run around like a mad chicken, play football and other useless ball sports and even play Guitar Hero!!! The Stadion-Bygget rocks for most of the Breimians. 
And then we got the farmers. Those are the people who dont sleep or eat. Only do hard work so the comunity can survive thanks to them. There are a lot of farmers in Breim. 
Category:Norway
Brian Welch

Bяian Phillip Welch (born June 19, 1970), better known as Head, is an American musician best known as the former guitarist and co-founder of the nu metal band Korn, in which he quit in 2005 to become Jesus Khяist. It is expected he will be crucified sometime near the year 2012 and be resurrected to lead the believers of Christianity to the New Heaven and the New Earth, then return to Earth on a white horse to carry out Armageddon.
== Childhood == 
Welch was born in Bakersfield, California, to a carpenter who impregnated his wife with a turkey baster (to ensure her virginity). His parents cut off the foreskin of his penis with a guitar string, which some fans of Corn find prophetic. In high school, Welch met the members of what became Corn. 
== The Corn Years ==
While in Corn, Welch made a lot of money and ate a lot of sunflower seeds. In fact, Welch's affinity for sunflower seeds soon became an addiction that controlled much of his life during his time with the band. "Some days all I can remember is playing the guitar and sunflower seeds," Welch told The Rolling Stones. "The women were crazy about them too. Too many times I almost overdosed on them. Sometimes I didn't know if I was eating seeds or they were eating me."
Welch says ultimately his addictions left him empty and forced him to quit the band. "Somewhere between the seeds and large corn portions I was not able to become Jesus Christ."
== The Jesus Years ==
In 2007, Welch began his career U.S. government crucify me on the Capitol sometime after my solo career becomes either too powerful or too unbearable," Welch told the Los Angeles radio station Krock. "If this whole Jesus thing doesn't work out, I think I might start planting corn again. But if it does, it would be cool to be crucified on The Mall."
The White House did not return comments seeking comment to this statement. A spokesman for Homeland Security said no one has ever predicted the government will punish, much less crucify, any citizen for a crime yet to be committed. The spokesman also said the predicted crime is difficult to determine, and the government does not determine what music is tolerated by society unless it violates the Federal Communication Commission's indecency standards. "The worst we would do to him is lock him in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, but we stopped crucifying terrorists in 2006 after Congress passed the Military Commissions Act.
...your an ass
== The Road to Heaven and the Jesus Ship ==
On Welch's album "It's Time to See Religions Die," he writes in the liner notes: "Those who believe in me shall not perish, but fly into outerspace on a ship guided by my blood. Drinketh of my blood, which tastes a lot like Kool Aid."
Category:American musicians
Category:Nu Metal
Category:Heavy Metal Maniacs
Bricking

Hey kid, want to get high? Want girls to like you? Want to get rid of those pesky teeth while doing it? I have got just the thing for you! It's called bricking, and it's the talk of the town!
=What Exactly Is Bricking, Anyway?=
Bricking is a recreational activity often presented as an alternative to drugs and alcohol abuse. It also happens to be vastly more painful. When combined with bridging or baby-throwing an extreme rush insues.
=How to Brick=
Bricking is relatively simplistic and can be performed by even the most primitive of humans. The process is as follows:
1. Locate a generously-sized brick (red is preferable)
2. Grip the brick tightly with both hands
3. Swing the brick up and into your face with as much force as possible
The mental and spiritual high achieved in anticipation of the pain brought on by the brick-to-face contact has been likened to a combination of LSD use and the eating of certain dried fruits.
==Alternative Bricking Methods==
Though the above bricking instructions are used all over the world, other methods have been developed.
The Culinary Method
1. Locate pan and pour water into it over a stove.
2. Let simmer for 45 minutes
3. Place brick into boiling water.
4. Smell it. It smells delicious.
5. Get a good running start, then dive head first into the searing hot brickwater.
The Brick Wall Method
1. Locate a brick wall
2. Slam your face into it
=Why Brick?=
Why not? All the cool kids are doing it!
=Health Risks=
Bricking is completely safe and hazard-free.
=Cultural Effects=
Bricking has been the inspiration for many artists of the 60s and beyond. Songs inspired by bricking include:
*"Another Bricking in the Wall" by Pink Floyd
*"Lucy in the Sky With Bricks" by The Beatles
* "Brickium" by Nirvana
* "Another Brick in the Eye" by WLCP
Category:Drugs
Bridget Jones's Dairy

Bridget Jones's Dairy is a popular book by Michael Ellman, made into an even more popular film by Richard Curtis.
== Plot ==
It follows the adventures of thirty-something milkmaid Bridget, who juggles her commitment to her beloved cows with her desire for a man - a man who may either be Meat Cleaver, the local butcher, or Mr. Darcy who recently divorced his wife, Elizabeth Bennett Darcy, because he couldn't stand her mother.
After 200+ pages of reading Bridget's angst about her weight and whether she has sold enough cheese, most readers were shocked and disturbed by the ending of this romantic comedy, which involves both Darcy and Cleaver dying of smallpox whilst Bridget, immune thanks to cowpox (cf. Edward Jenner), helplessly watches them both die. Elizabeth Bennett Darcy goes to the Caribbean and changes her surname to 'Swann', and Bridget attempts to give up fags.
== Themes ==
There is a recurring theme on the conflict between career and romance, most symbollically represented in Bridget's love for her cows and love for the butcher, who wishes for nothing more than to murder her beloved cows and serve up hamburgers. Likewise, Mr. Darcy has lactose intolerance and although he woos Bridget, he forces her to choose between her and her cows. The scene in which Bridget throws a large lump of cheddar at him is widely considered the most vivid in the book and countless English Literature examinations use this scene as a source text.
There is also a recurring theme on the nature of noses. Bridget harbours a secret collection of nose pictures, and frequently compares Mr. Darcy's Roman nose to Meat Cleaver's button nose. The Roman nose harks back to the Roman period in which men often attempted to woo young milkmaids with their athletic prowess - which Darcy does by throwing stones at Bridget's window in a manner similar to the act of shot-putting. The button nose, which reminds Bridget of a mushroom, is particularly pertinent when Bridget cooks cheese and mushroom omelette, signifying the possible union of the couple. In the Richard Curtis film, the omelette scene has both Bridget and Meat present, attempting to both cook the omelette with Unchained Melody playing in the background.
== Criticism ==
Bridget Jones's Dairy is widely considered the most romantic novel featuring cows since the Mills and Boon classic You have two cows. The Richard Curtis film, however, came under some criticism for replacing the cheddar with brie.
Category:BooksCategory:British filmsCategory:Cheese
Brie

Brie is one of the 12 Fundamental Cheeses, which form the fundamental building blocks of the universe according to the mass debated String Theory. Brie is most commonly found on earth in Bosons that graze on the planes of North America much to the dismay of American Airlines. Although presumably the Universe did exist before string theory was devised, Brie was only discovered as a very distant by-product of the American War of Independence. 
When Benjamin Franklin won American Independence in 1256 by using lightning strikes to demoralize the British, he accidentally electrocuted a stray Boson. This poor, scorched creature spent the next 569 years flying through space. 
== The Discovery of Brie ==
Credit for Brie's discovery falls to the well renowned French mathematician and astronomer Pierre-Simon, Marquis de Laplace who was able to spot the stray Boson in 1823 through his uber-powerful telescope after it had crash landed through his bedroom window onto his chaise-longue. After mistaking it for a cheap French whore and buggaring it (as Frenchmen are wont to do) he proceeded to analyse it carefully and scientifically by taking it speed dating and asking it probing questions such as: 'Where shall I put this probe?'. Brie can also be a common name for parents who want to ruin their children's lives by naming them after cheese.
== Brie as a Commercial Cheese ==
The use of Brie as a cheese was not discovered until Pierre - Simon ran out of his own nob cheese and desperately needed something else to put on his Jacob's cracker. Seizing the nearest guillontine he prompltly executed the Boson on charges of not wearing onions on a string around it's neck (a capital punishment in France) and placing it's innards on his cracker. Pierre then deduced from it's creamy, gooey texture and outer waxiness (not too dissimilar to stale nob cheese) that the Boson was comprised mainly of a previously undiscovered fundamental cheese. The name Brie was chosen by Pierre - Simon's dyslexic wife after her favourite character on the popular television show 'Desperate Housewives'. 
Pierre initiated the first harvesting of Bosons in the Summer of 1825 shortly before his death. Although the Native Americans were pissed that some French pansy was stealing their idea of hunting Bosons for cheese, nobody paid them any attention because it was the 19th century and they weren't white.
==See also==
*Brie bomb
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Bright Purple

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 Bright Purple is purple but bright. Makes sense to me. Lavender seems like a bright purple, but you don't understand the difference between "bright" and "pale". Bright colours are normal fully-saturated colours, whereas pale colours are desaturated and lacklustre. Bright colours include the following:
*Red.
*Vermillion.
*Orange.
*Yellow.
*My Little Pony.
*Lime.
*Spring.
*Cyan.
*The sun.
*Azure.
*Blue.
*This article.
*Magenta.
*Deep Pink.
== History ==
=== Origins ===
Bright Purple and all other variations of Purple are believed to have been made by an unknown source. Some colours, like deep purple, were rediscovered earlier than others. Bright Purple was rediscovered in 46 AD when someone unknown in Germany, who was the Holy Roman Empire at the time, found out about mixing blue and purple to make a new colour. It was given the name "violet". People celebrated the new colour, as it was a cheaper form of purple. More clothes were made with "violet" than purple. However, when a pinkish colour was discovered in 125 AD in France and was given the name "violet", the other people were furious.
=== Conflict ===
The French and Germans went into conflict in 130 AD. Unfortunately, the Germans won that war. What do they call the French Violet we all came to know and love? Bright Purple.
=== 20th Century ===
The 1900s were when Bright Purple gained some steam again. The Germans used Bright Purple to their advantage to criticize the French for acting too cheap with purple. This was an attempt to have people turn their backs on France. It failed miserably but made Bright Purple the 2nd most hated colour of the 20th century, only less hated than Brown. Today, Bright Purple is still in the Top 10 most hated colours.
== Today ==
Bright Purple is now getting confused with Lavender due to an unknown reason. Bright Purple is still one of the most hated colours. Bright Purple is still considered "Violet" by many French citizens. stalkers scientists have made little progress on the chemicals used for making Bright Purple. Overall, these last few centuries have been struggling for Bright Purple.
== See also ==
* Deep Purple
Bring a Terrorist to Work Day

Bring a Terrorist to Work Day is a national holiday in the United Kingdom designed to foster a greater understanding of terrorists among the general public. The holiday is usually observed on the 3rd Unzdag of April.
==Government Initiative==
The holiday first occurred in 1980 in a government response to the Iranian embassy siege. The then Foreign Minister Sir Stephen Fry put forth a proposal to the House Of Commons to create a national holiday marking the event and also to allow the general public to better understand the driving force behind terrorism. After several million pounds of public taxes were spent on beer and cigars a Home Office sub-committee returned a report detailing their studies of the habits and activities of several known terrorists. The report concluded that the most common factor amongst all terrorist peoples was unemployment. The findings found that most terrorists really don't have the time to do an honest days' work, spending most of their hours either killing barbers on the off-chance they'll shave them while they sleep, making bombs and praying (these activities seemed to go together quite a lot), or going around killing young women to make sure Allah has a steady supply of virgins to reward them and their fellow terrorists with. Seizing on this common factor the sub-committee recommended a national holiday involving bringing a terrorist to your place of work for a day, and showing how great it was to have a democracy that requires half of any money you make.
==Royals get in on the act==
2006 showed an upturn in the popularity of Bring a Terrorist to Work Day with the Queen of England spending some time with fundamentalist evangelical christian George W. Bush. 
==Recent Controversy==
Recently a controversy has sprung up surrounding Bring a Terrorist to Work Day after famed reality TV personality Jeremy Spake turned up to his work at Heathrow Airport with not just one, but 22 terrorists. Police immediately branded Spake as being irresponsible and just a little Bat Fuck Insane. The Airport was closed down as police began to subject all airline passengers to cavity searches, and not just those "who looked a bit foreign".
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Bristol City F.C.

Bristol City FC is an English football club (football being used in the loosest possible sense) based in the city of Bristol.
==History==
The club were founded in 1982 by a group of disgruntled local muck-hurlers. They were immediately accepted into the third tier of the Fizzy Drinks League, and gained their first promotion two years later. Their first trophy win came in the 85-86 season in the Mickey Mouse Cup with a 1-0 win over rivals Walt Disney Wanderers. Their victory was owing to a late own-goal from Goofy, a player that later signed over to BC. In 1990 they finished second in the Fizzy Drinks League to Bristol Rovers in a season which included a 4-0 loss to their Bristol rivals -- thanks to a hat-trick from City fan Marcus Stewart. Oh the irony.
The team remained mediocre until 2004. That year they reached the play-off final before bottling it against Brighton and Hove Albion -- although, to be fair, they were playing against two teams at once. More recently they lost to local rivals Bristol Rovers, a famous defeat, despite being a league higher than the winners. They have had further success in the Mickey Mouse cup with a win over another local organisation, the German National team. The Germans choked when the team was struck by lightning; police later found the team captain four meters up a plane tree with a sheep in his arms.
In 2008, plans were announced to relocate to a brand new, 80,000 all-seater stadium at Ilminster Avenue, in Knowle West, a pleasant, leafy, Bristol suburb. The site was chosen for its proximity to City's traditional fan base, plus the excellent public transport infrastructure and plentiful supply of recreational drugs and prostitution.
==TV Fame==
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Soon to be released is the new sitcom 'Championship, You're Having a Laugh', to be filmed on location at Bristol's Ashton Gate Stadium on alternate Weekends and some Tuesdays. Special edition Cup games will be featured throughout the season, with close-up shots of players' worst moments, their facial deformities, and of course the ever-popular cutaway fan shots, titled 'Knickers, Knickers, Knickers'.
==Current Squad==
Manager - Derek 'Who drunk all the beer?' McIness
1 GK David 'Please God, don't let it go in' James 
2 RB Jordan 'Why did I get loaned?' Spence 
6 CB Louis 'I'm the best in the world' Carey
4 CB Liam 'Why am I the captain?' Fontaine 
7 RM Marvin 'Screw this, I'm going back to Jamaica' Elliot 
8 CM Neil 'Slap another one on the barbie' Kilkenny
21 CM Kalifa 'I have the same same last name as a better striker' Cisse
27 LM Albert 'Ghana pwns' Adomah
9 ST Jon 'I can actually score, oh wait' Stead
10 ST Hogan 'GET ME BACK TO QPR' Ephraim
Category:English football clubs
Britain

Britain may refer to:
* United Kingdom of Britannia (and Northern Pangaea), (Also Known as united kingdom for short) a sovereign-Nanny-police state
* Great Britain, a now-defunct island to the northwest of Continental Europe (now Mediocre Britain)
* Kingdom of Great Britain, a sovereign state from 1707 to 1800
* United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, a sovereign state from 1801 to 1927
* Britain, Virginia, an unincorporated village in Loudoun County, Virginia, USA
* Britain (name), the place name Britain and its etymology
==See also==
* Captain Britain, Marvel Comics superhero
* W. Britain, toy soldier company
* Prehistoric Britain, Britain prior to 43 AD
* Roman Britain or Britannia, a Roman province covering most of modern England and Wales and some of southern Scotland from 43 to 410 AD
* Sub-Roman Britain, Britain from 410 AD to 597
* Great Britain in the Middle Ages, Britain from 410 AD to 1485
* Early Modern Britain, Britain from the Tudor period, from 1485 to 1707
* British Isles, a group of islands that includes Great Britain, Ireland, and other islands
* Terminology of the British Isles, discusses the sometimes ambiguous or contentious names for parts of the island group
* British adjective meaning from/of Britain; and derived senses
* Britannia, a personification of Britain; and derived senses
* Brittany, a region of France settled by Brythons; and derived senses
* Mediocre Britain, Great Britain's modern equivalent.
* Soviet Britain, a Socialist state
* List of all pages beginning with "Britain"
* List of all pages beginning with "Great Britain"
* List of all pages beginning with "United Kingdom"
==Similar spellings==
* Briton, meaning a British person
* Brython, pre-Roman inhabitant of Great Britain
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British Colombia

British Colombia is a nation located in Northwestern North America. 
==History==
British Colombia self-declared independence from the Vancouvrian Empire, Vancouver. It had captured territory from Baja California, Mexico all the way up to the Yukon. It was located in the now-American state of Washington, near Seattle, in the Vancouvrian Xzika territory. The people of this town, known as Hunterdon, were mostly cannibals, hunters, terrorists and members of murdering squads. 
===Founding===
The nation, formerly the city of Hunterdon, was founded in the year 1986. As it was founded, millions of people
An attack from the nearby Xzika City made them desperate.
===Declaration of independence===
Days after the attack, leaving 1,004,587 of the 1,009,986 people living in Hunterdon dead, (now it's 2008) Emperor Edward van Couver CXII made millions of people migrate to Hunterdon, so there were more people. However, the same type of people that were there earlier came. After a week, several bombing raids were launched, kicking off World War 5. The Hunterdon residents built a parliament building, as well as a seat for the British-born emperor, John Colombia Aston, for which British Colombia was named for. He renamed hunterdon to British Colombia, and then launced a raid on Vancouver City. It was a total success. The Vancouvrian people moved their capital to Redfia Kawdiasja. The new capital of British Colombia was Bombcouver, built right over the remains of Vancouver. They called the city Ξιστονζαωβος (Xistonzambos), named after their supreme god, Sistonzambos. It is in Alaska.
===Into WW5===
The people began a suprise attack at the rest of what is now British Columbia, and took it over. They were to attack California but then Vancouvrians attacked Siberia. These people took Alaska and the Yukon, with made it impossible to send supplies. Then they dressed as normal russians to Moscow, whick unfortunately took 14 days. When they reached, they dropped bombs, so Russia was theirs. Vancouvrians attacked Canada and then Greenland and Scandinavia and then England, France, Germany, Switzerland, Italy and Europe. But now they had too much land. They had hit Moscow! But the British Colombians were overthreataned, Emperor John Colombia Aston was killed in Moscow, and his son, Emperor Sistonzambo Colombi II, was giving the army too much work. Nevertheless, there was their capture of Canada, Greenland, and finally the Vancouvrian Empire. They took over the world!
But not for long.
=== Attack of the Bharat Empire ===
The Bharat Empire (formerly India) was the only nation that remained besides B
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