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U.S. Acres' Lost Episode

I used to love Garfield and Friends when I was a little girl. When my cousin, Andrea, asked me to babysit her eighteen-month old son, Frank, I decided that Garfield and Friends would entertain him for a bit.
We watched a few episodes on an old DVD I found in my baby box. We were having a great time and I realized it was time for Frank's nap. So I paused the TV and put him to bed. After he was asleep I went back to turn off the TV. The second I walked into the room I heard the audio for the "Doggie Coat" Quickie. I thought, "Huh, I thought I paused it." Ah well, I decided another episode couldn't hurt.
I sat down on the sofa and fiddled with one of Frank's little toy cars. I wondered what episode of The Simpsons (my favorite show) they would be on that day when a blast of static interrupted my thoughts. I grabbed the remote and muted it quickly, then when it stopped turned it to 1.
The Queen Lanolin from Snow Wade was speaking but she had a sinister smile on her face. She said "Hello. Today we are going to learn about a sheep's body." Her voice was Orson Pig's. I was a bit confused. Suddenly, she said to Bo Sheep, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later!" She looked at her kingdom, and she was finally there, to sit on her throne as the queen of Bel Air!
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
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ULTRA-CONDENSED Version of 2001: A Space Odyssey (The Novel)

HAL: I'm evil. (kills astronauts)
Dave Bowman: I must shut you down now, HAL.
HAL: Daisy, Daisy...
Dave Bowman: Now I must finish this mission alone.
(STRANGE THINGS happen, and they MAKE SENSE.)
Reader: Wow. I understand the movie now.
THE END
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Category:Satire
Category:DIALOGUE!
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UNFINISHED PASTA

THIS IS MY PASTA
IT WILL BE CALLED
"PASTA"
AND IT WILL BE THE MOST EPI
PART ONE
I WENT TO THE STORE AND BOUGHT A COCONUT AND TRIED TO STAB IT WITH A KNIFE AND IT GOT MAD AND TURNED INTO A MONSTER AND
PART  TWO
SO I'M BACK FROM HELL WHICH IS ON JUPITER FOR SOME REASON ANYWAYS I GOT THIS COOL GAME AT A YARD SALE CALLED
PART THREE
OKAY SO NOW I'VE BEEN RESURRECTED FOR THE THIRD TIME BY TRENDERMAN (WE'RE BUDS NOW HE WAS IN PART ONE IN CASE YOU FORGOT) ANYWAYS NOW WE'VE TEAMED UP WITH KOOL-AID MAN AND PAUL MCCARTNEY TO BATTLE THE SKELETON ARMY AND SLENDERMAN (TRENDERMAN'S EVIL BROT
PART FOUR
SO THEN I GOT AN INTERNSHIP AT
PART SIX-SIX-SIX
CANDLEJA
PAR
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Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Satire
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Vidya games
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
UOYEESNACNAMREDNER.wmv

You know Renderman? No, not the Pixar cute little Renderman that render stuff, I mean the Renderman that taunts you with no pain. Well, I actua1lly recorded myself playing Blockland in GSF-Ghost's Blocko Forest with Fraps so I was actually having fun. When Renderman appeared, everything went corrupted and I got the Blue Screen of Death. I rebooted my computer, checked my recordings, and found nothing...
__NOTOC__
==Recording myself playing Rush 2==
I was about to record myself play Rush 2 Extreme Racing USA (Good game) so that I can put it on youtube. Now, since this is about this whole Renderman, I'll skip to when I was about to edit the video. When I finished recording, I went to my movies and there was the file, named UOYEESNACNAMREDNER.avi (Yes, it was in all caps, for god know what reason). Instead of showing the Rush 2 video like before, it showed what happened when my computer crashed, but it was rather corrupted. You can watch the video at YOUR OWN RISK!!! The video pretty much shows me riding my jeep threw the forest. As Renderman is first shown, the video start to glitch out, but when you actually see him close up, the video is so glitched that you pretty much see moving colored dots. At the end, it showed a very sinister looking image of Renderman, saying "Nothing to see here."
==Aftermath==
I actually did uninstalled my Blockland game and reinstalled it in hopes for getting rid of Renderman but his random tauntings with his videos only make me want to investage more. I will upload more as the time comes.
==The video==
Because the editor was giving me extreme difficulty, I placed the video in this heading.
Nah just kidding LOL
==UPDATE==
I got a new computer, which means that I lost fraps. My parents also wants me to not download anything without them knowing which ruins the Fraps idea for me, so there won't be any more updates (except this one). Sorry.
Originally uploaded in 2011
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Jornel
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Old Shit
Ugly Man

There is an Ugly Man sitting at the window - you wonder what he wants.
There is an Ugly Man sitting at the window - you wonder who he is... his eyes are big and round, his mouth is small and crooked, he doesn't ever smile, and rarely does he laugh.
There is an Ugly Man sitting at the window. He must be so very cold, he never wears any clothing - save for a rope tied round his neck. You wonder if he's hungry, because he is so very thin.
There is an Ugly Man sitting at the window. He makes you very scared. How you wish he'd go away and let you sleep in peace.
There is an Ugly Man sitting at the window. He doesn't say a single word. You wonder if he can...
There is an Ugly Man sitting at the window. Will you let him in? Open up the window and see if he will come.
There is an Ugly Man sitting at the window. Now it's open wide. He looks to you with big round eyes and finally he moves.
There is an Ugly Man, standing in your room. You've let him in and now he's never going to leave.
There is an Ugly Man walking to you now... your cries will do no good, for now he's here, and you, my friend, will surely meet your end...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Uhcakip

Uhcakip is a modern-day legend that had its roots in the Pokemon franchise - although it has since spread to other video-game franchises as well as other media (most notably cartoons).
Uhcakip is popularly believed to have began in 1997 when a young gamer claimed to have encountered a graphical glitch in his Pokemon game - depicting a red Pikachu with a white dot where its face should of been.
This glitch soon began to crop up in other Pokemon games and stories began to spread of how the glitch would corrupt the game - deleting player progress and forcing them to restart their game from the beginning.
It was in 1999 that the first report came in of someone claiming to have encountered Uhcakip outside the game, the individual claimed that he was being followed by the creature day and night - eventually the victim was taken into medical care and his claims dismissed as the result of a mental breakdown.
This did not stop the phenomena from spreading and soon more people began to claim to see Uhcakip, what had began as a computer glitch seemed to have become a mild case of mass hysteria as mysterious deaths and disappearances started being blamed on Uhcakip.
In 2001 the Uhcakip reports died away and it would not be until 2003 that Uhcakip sightings once again began to surface, this time with yet another mutation - people claiming to see cartoon characters and other video-game characters such as Mario, Link and Donkey Kong with the distinctive red coloration and white dot of Uhcakip.
Once again these sightings became the source of conspiracy theories linking them to the supposed deaths and disappearances of various individuals but dismissed as hoaxes by the mainstream media.
2005 saw what is believed to be the most disturbing Uhcakip story unfold when a mother claimed her son was watching television only to experience what she believed was an epileptic fit - rushing to her son's aid she claimed to see a Uhcakip-like figure reach out of the television set towards her son.
When emergency services arrived on the scene they treated the boy - who recovered quickly - as well as the mother, who they believed had experienced a severe mental breakdown.
Since then Uhcakip sightings have been slowly decreasing but as of early 2012 reports still come in every now and then of a Uhcakip-like being - often in a video-game or cartoon.
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Category:Memes
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Ultimate Ritual

Go to the nearest fruit-bearing tree on the northeast side of any suburban town within twenty-eight miles of the Gulf of Mexico. If the town you have chosen has no fruit-bearing trees on its northeast side, GO TO ANOTHER TOWN YOU FUCKS. Anyway, once you have located the nearest fruit-bearing tree, you must stare at it for five to six seconds. You must then turn your head sharply to the left. After holding this position for exactly 2.013795 seconds, you must turn your head--slowly--back to its original position. After you are facing the tree once again, look at the ground below you. Contemplate it. CONTEMPLATE IT. 
After about twenty minutes of this, turn around. Take off all your clothes. If you are not immediately arrested, begin patting your head and rubbing your belly simultaneously. Do this until you hear the sound of police sirens, at which point you must get the hell out of there. When (*cough*if*cough*) you manage to get away, beat the shit out of the nearest passerby and steal his or her clothes. 
You must then stare directly at the sun. Stare at it. STARE AT IT.
After ten minutes of this, hail the nearest taxi. Make sure to not get in the taxi, but in the car directly behind it. If the car directly behind it is also a taxi, BLOW IT UP AND START ALL OVER AGAIN.  If it isn't, though, you must throw the driver out of the car and drive off while laughing maniacally. If you did all these steps correctly, you should be teleported back to the fruit-bearing tree with your vision fully intact (you should have gone blind from staring at the sun, if that wasn't readily apparent). You will also be a wearing a bear suit for no discernible reason.
At this point, you will see a button on the tree that was not there before. You must press it, but not immediately. You must first wait exactly 56.73895001306328954322001 seconds before pressing it. Once you press it, you will hear heavy metal music blasting out of a hidden amp in the bushes. You must proceed to headbang along to the music (even though you're in a bear suit and you can barely move) until it stops.
You must then pick one of the fruits from the tree. Take a bite. Now stare at the fruit. STARE AT IT. Now hurl it at the nearest house in the vicinity with all your might. If it crashes through one of the windows of that house, you will instantly be teleported back to your computer, reading this, with no recollection of ever having done any of this.
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Category:Satire
Category:Rituwel
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Unaired Spongebob Episode

There was an episode of Spongebob that was never aired. No it doesn't have any gore or anything like that, it't just picture of a crying Spongbob at the begining and a bunch of clips from other episodes. However the animater who made it was found dead the next morning with his lungs ripped out. It looked as a professional had done it.
They say if you watch the episode in a certian way, you can make a wish come true. Start watching the episode. When gets to a clip from the episode "I was a Teenaged Gary" close your eyes and make your wish. The episode will start playing slow motion and you will feel pain in your chest for 30 seconds. In two days, you wish will come true.
However, you must never watch a brand new episode of Spongebob. Go ahead, watch as many reruns as you want. But if you ever watch a brand new one, you will be found with your lungs ripped out just like the animater, and any finger prints fond will be those of the dead animater.
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Rituwel
Category:Shortpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Unavailable at this time

It was a typical night,I was watching Alchestbreach on YouTube,he is my favorite youtuber after all. I watch his hilarious specifically until 3:00 am. At 3:00, I usually go to Mr Creepypasta's channel to listen to his amazing voice tell me terrifying stories. Tonight I decided to watch a Jeff the Killer creepypasta,one of my favorites. But,as soon as I clicked on the video,it said in bold letters," IM SORRY,YOUTUBE IS UNIVALIBLE AT THIS MOMENT,TRY AGAIN LATER." At this moment I was sad,because I wasn't able to watch YouTube now. I clicked okay,and it still played the video. I thought to myself,"Maybe I found a loop hole." As I was watching the video though,the message came up again,and I clicked ok again,which led me to a message that said,"I TOLD YOU WE WERE UNAVAILABLE." YouTube does not usually say things like that,but,I thought nothing of it. I kept watching,triggering another message that said,"YoU MigHT wAnT tO GeT oFf BeFoRe It CoMeS." Holy sh*t something was definitely up here,not only did it say something a video sharing website can't,it did it in damn serial killer letters! Turned the computer off and tried going to sleep,but I couldn't shake the feeling of being watched. In my dream,I dreamt I was in the computer and that those letters were crushing and stabbing me over and over. I sprung up and was breathing heavy. That dream felt way too real for me,I even felt pain. I looked over at my phone(I keep it next to me when I sleep) and saw that I had gotten a message,from an unknown number. The text said,"DiD yOu HaVe FuN?" And 10 min. later,got another text that said,"gO tO hErE iF yOu WaNt It To StOp:@8&!?;5dhj;32vw.exe." And so I did,only to find a message that said,"I'm coming in 10...9...8...7,when it got to 6 I took the mouse and smashed the computer to little pieces. I might have stoped it from coming for me,but I wish I could've stoped it from coming for someone else. So if you see a message that says You tube is unavailable,don't click ok,exit out right then. PS: this is the second creepypasta I've made, hope you enjoyed!
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Uncanny

Humans have an uncanny valley. The basic idea of an uncanny valley is that if you see something that looks human, like a wax sculpture or a hyper realistic droid in a movie , something in your brain says “that thing is not human” and triggers your fight or flight response. This implies that sometime in humanity's past, there was something that looked human, but wasn't. I don't have time to look it up, but the word Doppelganger has been around for a long time, centuries maybe. The final point in this…preamble, I guess you'd call it, is that the idea of an entity or demon or something that can mimic voices, or pose as a human has been around since the dawn of humanity. Countless stories from every religion have been written, about something, using something else familiar to lure someone to danger or, rarely, safety.
Okay. I think that's enough to start telling you what's happening.
11 years to this day, my brother went on a highly classified expedition to the American southwest. He sent regular emails, mostly about the forests and similar things. The last email I ever got from home had only 3 words.
“DON'T TRUST ME.”
I think I finally understand what he meant by that. “Don't trust anyone who looks, or sounds like me.”
1 day ago, I got a phone call from an unknown number. It sounded like my brother. I didn't say anything. He said he would explain everything. Then he said he was at my door.
My doorbell rang.
In my skittish nature, I threw the smartphone across the room, shattering it.
He kept ringing the doorbell.
Why am I even telling you all this? Why didn't I open the door for him?
You see, I watched my brother's dead body get buried, 10 years ago.
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Uncharted 3

Uncharted 3 is the most fun game ever... well it use to be after this expeirence...
==Pasta==
I just got Uncharted 3 on November 1st, 2011. I was very excited because I'm a fan of Uncharted series.. it started out normal, Drake and Sully walking down London Streets, to a bar. They entered as the epic drum-beat played, they went upstairs, with a guy following them. They entered a room with Talbot and Cutter.
After the cutscene, I was imedialty thrown into the shoes of Nathan Drake, in a bar fight. But the strabgest thing happened... I started to hear static, after I got a chance not getting punched, I turned my camera to Nate, to see his eyes torn out. Then I heard loud screaming. And my PS3 shut off.. turned it back on, and started Uncharted 3 again, but it kept turning off my PS3.. so I gave up.. threw it away. Few weeks later I looked up walkthroughs for uncharted 3 to see if it was suppose to be normal, all the walkthroughs didn't have static, nor the screaming, nor Nathan's eyes missing..
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Uncle's Basement

I've lived in the basement of my uncle for the past 20 years. Tonight I saw an advertisement on Craigslist.
I hid behind the closet next to the door to the room with the pc in it. I leaned my nose against the wood of the door so I could hear stuff. I heard my aunt throw something on the ground and I fell to sleep.
I usually wake up in my bed. I do so to avoid weird looks from my uncle, he doesn't consider my pink jumpsuit "eye candy". Of course I didn't have a mattress, who the fuck buys those things anyway. I awoke yet again, my face against my virgin gray toes. I leaned my face against the door once more. I heard a "blblblbl" sound. I thougt the goldfish was drowning so I opened the door to check on him.
"FOR FUCKS SAKE, BILL! KNOCK BEFORE YOU OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!" I saw my uncle masturbating in front of our PC to some chimpanzees eating each other's poop. He quickly ran out of the room, pulling his red boxers over his ice cream cone legs and his belly fat.
I shrugged and then I went to Bing. I bingled "free jobs" and came to this site called gregs list. Some mom wanted me to clean her house so I took my aunt's bicycle and bicycled for five kilometers. When I arrived the door was locked and I saw a fat redneck sleep on the couch. I walked around the house and opene the back door and then I ate all his food and drew a dick on his belly and then I went to the bathroom and I saw a bald man and then I looked in the mirror and got spooked by the bald man.
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Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Uncle Grampa goes suicide

One day i just got out of my bed, i did most things i do for breakfast. I got my coffee i ate my cereal and i got my clothes on. I turned on my tv hoping that uncle grandpa would be on, i wasn't lucky, only adventure time was on until i got a knock on my door. I said" who is it" nobody answered so i opened the door there was nothing but a disc to my surprise it was a uncle grandpa disc. I popped it into my dvr. It started at giant realistic flying tigers grave. uncle grandpa was cryng over it. Pizza steve and mr. gus put there arms over uncle grandpa,s shoulders and said it was ok but uncle grandpa did'nt think that. It skipped to the van inside the van everything was ripped up. In the corner of the van mr. gus and pizza steve were scared out of there wits then the flour boards started to creak it seamed if something bad was going to happen to mr. gus and pizza steve. Then uncle grandpa appeared his face and his hands were gray and his mouth had blood on it and for some reason he had one of his hand behind his back it seamed that something bad was going to happen. I closed my eys when i opened them uncle grandpa pulled out a axe luckly pizza steve found a way out mr. gus followed him. Then pizza steve locked the door but they had a plan. They went into pizza steves closet and put on ninga clothes then uncle grandpa banged open the door then he got out his axe. Mr. gus jumed out and kicked uncle grandpa in the face but he did,nt like that then the screan cut to black. I was scared out of my mind then it turned back on and it had text it said " Eys missing head off corps out ". At this point i turned off the tv and threw up then the tv turned on by its self. Pizza steve said what have you done uncle G. uncle grandpa reaplied grandpa went suicide and cut pizza steve in half with his axe. In the credits uncle granpa held up a sign saying your next.
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Uncle Sam's Rich Jester

Uncle Sam, 16 A.D., is battling Noseybonk.
"Get away, you criminal scum!" shouted Uncle Sam
"Never! Never unless you make me president of the United States!" shouted Noseybonk, in an eerie voice.
"NO!" screamed Uncle Sam as the knife caught him in the heart.
"Giggidy giggidy giggidy!" Laughed Noseybonk, taking a crap on Jane.
==The Jester's bagged piper==
"Come on me man! There's work to be done!" said the grimmed toe nail licker, sitting on Slenderman. "Oh please!" bosted Uncle Sam's Jester, "I am Uncle Sam's ROYAL Jester!" "I bet you are," speeched the grimmed toe nail licker. Eventually they made it to Summerland ketchup marby, the worst place on Earth. "Help!" Screamed a girl. A giant long white thing with nostrils was on her ******. "Oh my god!" Said Uncle Sam's Jester, "Noseybonk got her!"
==WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP!?==
"I see you!" Said a strangely familiar voice, Uncle Sam's Jester turned around to get his head cut off by Noseybonk. "You loose! HEHEHEHEHEHE!" gurgled Noseybonk, also slicing the grimmed toe nail licker's head off.
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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