YouTube Poop: Why Diellou Doesn't Watch TV at Night Anymore (script)

This is a script for a YouTube poop still in development. My slow ass computer will not let me get Sony Vegas for some reason - I click the file, get the "Do you want this file to make changes to your computer?" message, I click yes, and then...nothing. So, yeah, this might take a while. That, and I need to find a good quality English rip of the episodes "After Dark!" and "Caillou's Quarrel." I already have "Caillou is Afraid of the Dark." And it needs to be as legal as possible, so the cops won't come get me. If you can find any, email me, thanks.
*[The THX logo appears, with "Muchacho1994" between tbe two lines instead of "THX"; right before the Deep Note culminates in it's prolonged final note, the screen slides away to Caillou in his bed. His parents are on either side of his bed and are speaking to him in reverse.]
*Daddy: [voice distorted to sound alien-ish] .uolliaC ,thgin dooG .smaerd teews evaH
*Mommy: [voice distorted; see above] .thgit peelS .etib opusC-yksalK tel t'noD
*Caillou: Okay. [Caillou's Mommy and Daddy kiss him goodnight, and then leave, turning out Caillou's light and shutting the door behind tbem.] Sleep tight, don't let Klasky-Csupo bite.
*[He giggles, and closes his eyes. He suddenly reopens them and shines a flashlight around the room. Getting out of bed, he goes downstairs to the living room and finds a Rugrats VHS. He puts it in the VCR and sits down, relaxing with a sandwich as the Rugrats theme starts. We cut to Caillou back in his bed before too much Viacom-owned footage is shown, with a dog barking outside. The music in this scene is transposed down from C minor to B minor and is edited to sound more surreal, more frightening. Caillou suddenly sees something on the wall and gasps. On the wall is a superimposed Klasky-Csupo face that looks as if it is staring into the viewer's soul.]
*Narrator: Caillou saw a shape on the wall that looked like a monster!
*[The scene cuts to a close-up on the face, which gains red eyes which distort and ripple to a very scary position. An echoey "splat" sound is heard, as the scene zooms in on the face's eyes, which continue to stretch.]
*Face: [demonically] KLASKYYYYYEEE-CSSUUUUPOOO...
*[Caillou gasps louder and hides under the cover. His toy dinosaur, Rexy, drops to the floor.]
*Narrator: [sounding similarly like G-major but different] He thought if he hid under his blanket, the monster wouldn't see him...
*[Caillou peeks out from under the blanket... the face is still there.]
*Face: [in a whispery but harsh voice] Diiiieeee....!
*[Caillou shivers under the blanket, then runs to his parents' room and begins tugging on Daddy's shoulder.]
*Caillou: Daddy...wake up. [Daddy doesn't respond]
*Rainbow Dash: [in the lower right corner] Louder.
*Caillou: [continues to tug at Daddy's shoulder] Daddy.
*Rainbow Dash: [with the volume cranked REALLY high] LOUDEEEERRRR!!!!! 
*Daddy: ?...ahW [sees Rainbow Dash, his eyes grow wide, and he screams like a little girl, which is edited to be screechier and is reversed.]
*Mommy: [stirs] ??gnorw s'tahW
*Daddy: !!!HSAD WOBNIAR [Rainbow Dash flies away and leaves a trail behind] Caillou... what are you doing here?
*Caillou: I don't want to stay in my room! I want to sleep here!
*ADD TO THIS IF YOU WISH. Just remember that the main plot is Caillou wants to have sex instead of sleeping, there's a sex scene, Caillou gets chased by the SSF in a dream, Caillou calls for Mommy and Daddy, Daddy comforts him, Mommy searches Caillou's room for monsters, Caillou slowly deteriorates over the next few days when he invites Jason and Jeffrey over for hot dogs, and then Clementine comes over, Caillou kills her after an argument, and he goes to the mental hospital. END.
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