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Anal Wanker

Anal Wanker a.k.a. DJ Wankzz (1997-present) is a famous electronic music producer from Northampton, UK, known for his hits "Fape", "Fork" and "Spectard". He is currently living in Norway.
== Childhood ==
Anal Wanker was born on 24th January, 1997. He is a son of Lana Wanker and Anal Wanker Sr. He has a sister, Lana Wanker Jr. He was addicted to playing Flappy Bird, which resulted in him dropping out of elementary school to master the game.
== Career ==
=== Flappy Bird ===
Anal Wanker is known for holding the world record for Flappy Bird from 2005-2010, when a known gamer and speedrunner Barbra Streisand beat his record. Allegedly, Anal Wanker had a score of 2085. Unfortunately, none of the footage is saved, so a lot of other masters of Flappy Bird are not believing that this happened.
=== Musician ===
Anal Wanker started making music in 2012, after pirating several clarinets from The Pirate Bay. He released his first hit "Fape"Anal Wanker - Fape (reupload by RazingBolt Archive) in 2021, at the label No Sound Copyright. This song was taken down along with his next 2 hits, "Fork"Anal Wanker - Fork (reupload by RazingBolt Archive) and "Spectard"Anal Wanker - Spectard (reupload by RazingBolt Archive), because of several violations of the Geneva convention, but an user "RazingBolt Archive" was able to reupload the songs on YouTube. His next hit, "Fork", was released in 2022, and his newest hit, "Spectard", in 2023. He also released "Spank Me to Shit", at the label No Copyright SeizureAnal Wanker - Spank Me to Shit (Upload by RZB Music), in 2024.
== Controversies ==
=== Sampling ===
Anal Wanker sued Andrzej B and Mr. Root for sampling his upcoming hit, "Fape". He lost this lawsuit because the song was released on "No Sound Copyright", a record label known for publishing public domain songs.
=== Violations of the Geneva convention ===
Anal Wanker bombed the headquarters of No Sound Copyright after he lost the lawsuit against Andrzej B and Mr. Root. This was considered a war crime. It resulted in all of his songs being taken down. After this, he joined a new label named No Copyright Seizure in 2024.
== Discography ==
Artist 	Song name 	Album 	Year	Notes
Anal Wanker	Fape 	Fape 	2021	Got taken down because of violations of the Geneva convention
Anal Wanker	Fork 	Fork 	2022	Got taken down because of violations of the Geneva convention
Anal Wanker	Spectard 	Spectard 	2023	Got taken down because of violations of the Geneva convention
Anal Wanker	Spank Me to Shit	Spank Me to Shit	2024	
== References == 
Category:British musicians
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Innuendo
Anatoly Karpov

Anatoly Karpov was the 4th Soviet Premier. He succeeded Boris Spassky, after his death in 1964. Karpov was known as a staunch defender of Communist Doctrine, and his reign was marked with a steep decline of relations with the United States and the United Kingdom of England. 
==Early Life== 
Born into a family of devout catholics, his family was slaughtered and he was orphaned. Determined to make things right in the USSR, he joined into politics in his youth. Debating was one of his favorite things, and he often finished off his opponents with his razor gauntlets.
==Rise to Power==
Karpov excelled in politics, and eventually became quite close to Boris Spassky. On his death bed, Spassky named Karpov his successor.
===Soviet Premier===
Unlike his predecessor, who wished to become closer with the USA, Karpov rejected this idea and decided to have only one meeting with then President Charles Nelson Reilly. During the meeting, Reilly notoriously blew smoke into Karpov's face, humiliating him in front of his communist friends. He immediately executed all of them, and told Reilly that he would never again meet with the USA. He was also highly antagonistic to the British Ambassador Ray Keene, who he later declared in a speech to the nation, "Smelled of Fish".
Other accomplishments were a rejuvenation of the potato crops that had fell into disrepair during the Spassky years.
==Death==
He died some time ago, by a maniacle kitten stabbing him repeatedly in the face with a potato peeler. How the kitten was able to hold the potato peeler is still debated. It is however known that Karpov aggravated the kitten with his eyes, as they casually looked opposite directions or began to glow.
==Legacy==
Karpov is remembered kindly in the propaganda filled environment of the Soviet Union. The rest of the world, however, recognises him as a terrorist and murderer, as well as quite a success story for orphans worldwide.
Category: PoliticiansCategory:CommunistsCategory:Russians
category:Soviet Russia
Anders Breivik

Anders Behring Breivik (born 13 February 1979) -- is a former Norwegian professional target shooter who became well-known after his infamous training session at Utoya where he killed 69 people. 
==Sport career==
Breivik specialized in skeet and trap shooting. He aspired to become part of Norwegian Olympic team for three consecutive Olympic Games in Sydney, Athens and Beijing, however he always failed to qualify. 
Between Australian and Greek Games Breivik had a short spell in air shooting, however he quickly resigned because he preferred moving targets to those remaining still.
His career abruptly came to an end in 2011 during the infamous Utoya training session.
==Utoya training session==
Anders suffered from severe financial problems caused by his lack of successes in competitions. Therefore he could not afford training at a real rifle-range. Instead, he trained at various islands around Norway using his own throwing machine for trap shooting. Unfortunately, he chose Utoya to be one of his training sites, where coincidentally a camp for leftist kids was also being organized.
Breivik set his machine at one nice clearing and started his training. Unluckily, he didn't have a good day and missed a lot of shots. And all those missed shots hit the poor kids who arrived at Utoya to be brainwashed by communist ideology.
Firstly, he was unaware of the fact that he manslaughtered so many innocent kids and was shocked when the police came to arrest him. He didn't try to escape as he was sure it was only a matter of time till he got released. And yeah, they also threatened to shoot him.
==The trial==
Things didn't work out for Breivik too well. First of all he was found guilty and was sentenced for 21 years in prison. He didn't get the capital punishment nor life sentence because no one in Norway has ever heard about such punishments. He received the maximum sentence of 21 years for mass murder and terrorism. In addition to this, Breivik was sentenced for an act of bombing in Oslo that took place some time before his training session at Utoya. This way Norwegians found a scapegoat and could calm the society.
==See also==
*UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik
*UnScripts:Waiting For Breivik 2: The Breifist
Category:Norway
Category:Terrorists
Category:Sports
Category:Criminals
cs:Anders Behring Breivik
da:Anders Behring Breivik
ja:アンネシュ・ベーリン・ブレイヴィーク
pl:Anders Breivik
Andrew Flintoff

Andrew Flintoff MBE (born Frederich Flintoffigus, 25 Mapril 2785, Preston, Lancashire, England, United Kingdom, Earth) is an author, poet, and universally-acclaimed economist, and famous Aussie humiliator, born in the 28th century but returned to the present using a time machine to help the ailing English cricket team achieve immortality. His superhuman powers made him the obvious choice to succeed Michael Vaughan as captain when Vaughan dropped a jar of mayonnaise on his knee, snapping his tendon and depriving the coach of his favourite breakfast.
==Haris Pilton]], and in 2990 published the (future) masterpiece Multiple Regressive Theory on Logarithmic Derivatives and its effect on Fish in the Journal of Cranisbrook, Poland-A (hereafter Jnl.CraPolA)
Vasilios M Niamonitakis is an abducted heroin addicted drug trader from the Middle East
==Travel back to 1977==
In 2991, Flintoff accepted a lucrative offer made by future President of the New York Stock Exchange to assist the ailing English cricket team in their fortunes. Despite having to grow up all over again and be without his telekinetic abilities, Flintoff took the challenge in the promise that he will take over the Kingdom of Lancashire upon return.
===England Captaincy===
He was reincarnated on December 6, 1977, in Preston, (yet to declare independence) Lancashire. Showing prodigious talents with the cricket bat, he was drafted into the England side at age 2, and made captain at age 3. He led England to a drawn series in stinking hot India after half his players were diagnosed with gingivitis and were cast into the Indian Ocean (in the case of Ashley Giles, it was no loss).
A year earlier, he demonstrated his superhuman qualities by defeating Ricky Ponting in a swordfighting duel in the boys lavatory of St. Johns Grammar College, London. Ponting was apparently given a red card by referee Randy Jackson for failing to comply with the UN Charter on Male Lavatory Swordfight Code of Conduct. Flintoff, meanwhile, was awarded the MBE (Male Best Ejeculator) for his troubles.
===Reflections===
His stint back in the 20th century changed his outlook on life. He has stated a desire to use his powers for the betterment of the British Empire. He was nominated for the Nobel Prize for Services to Cricket, narrowly losing out to The Hon. Sir St. John Howard, Prime Minister of Straiya. The move greatly offended many common British citizens, not the least Liz Windsor, who upon becoming the 299th President of the New York Stock Exchange, removed Straiya from the exchange, plunging them into an economic dark-age.
Whether Flintoff will return to the 29th Century remains unknown. It depends on his relationship with his manager, who has an unhealthy obsession with Spice Girls.
==See Also==
* United States of Lancashire
* Ingalund
* Cricket
* Causes of Death of English Test Match Captains
category:British cricketers
Andrew Johnson

Andrew Johnson was our 17th President, the first and only to be impeached and removed from office literally two minutes into his term. Filling in after Abraham Lincoln was killed by one of Johnson's pranks, Andrew Johnson was called "an uninspiring man" by most people.
==Early Life==
Andrew Johnson was born on December 29, 1808. All he did was sat and stared at a wall.
==Vice Presidency==
Andrew Johnson began his vice presidency in an odd way. He was chosen by Lincoln during a police lineup, after he stole a plane and crashed it into the Atlantic Ocean. While living in the White House, Johnson constantly did impressions of John Wayne, never wore pants, and constantly called Lincoln 'Gaybraham'. He never went out in public, saying, "I don't want people looking at me with their eyes. Eyes are short for eyeballs. Miss me with that gay shit." 
One time, in 1865, he pulled a Prank on Lincoln, by setting up the house full of booby traps like in Home Alone. His final trick was a frying pan to the face. He had tested it on his wife millions of times, and she never got hurt. 
When Lincoln walked in, he was bombarded by these pranks, and when the frying pan to the face came, he was out like a light, lying on his front. Johnson ran up to Lincoln's body, saying, "C'mon, it's just a little hit to the face."
==Presidency== 
Lincoln was taken to the hospital immediately, where he was officially pronounced dead. As for Johnson, he was sworn in in the White House at 10:45 PM. After being sworn in, he was quoted as saying, "I'm going to pardon Richard M. Nixon". He was then officially -- and quickly -- impeached and removed from office at 10:47 PM.
However, even then it took the Senate three years to actually go ahead and try impeachment. By the time they had finished with all the legal issues and disputed claims from show girls as regards Johnson's other hobbies, he had left the White House. Still, officially Johnson was only president for two minutes.
==Post Presidency== 
Johnson's life after his short presidency turned for the worst. He started a YouTube channel, where he vlogged his everyday life and happenings. He then became hated, because he showed a dead hanging body in a forest in Japan on camera. Johnson then moved, where he died from a attack of his heart.
==Reference points for CliffNotes students==
This essay can be copied freely and loosely to assist historians. Gain extra marks - guaranteed. 
Category:Politicians with boring names
André Breton

André Breton (C3H6O2) is a spectroscopic technique used to study the electronic structures of the May Revolution. According to the 2011 census, André Breton has a population of 23 American actors designed by architect Jules Leffland.
== Biography ==
Located in the Zephyrhills Downtown Historic District, Breton began his career as the eponymous solo debut album by Daniela Mercury, later becoming a commune in the internationalisation of higher education in eastern France. Although found only in Yemen, he finished seventh at the 2005 European Indoor Championships and was sold in 2000 to Robert White. In 2002, TV Guide ranked André #20 on its "50 Greatest National Register of Historic Places Listings of All Time" list.
== Works ==
The works of André Breton were described by Povolný in 1964, and include:
#A shopping mall owned and operated by Liechtenstein at the 1960 Winter Olympics.
#A former Australian rules footballer who played with the Center for Financial Studies in the Main Administration for Service to the Diplomatic Corps.
#The Battle of Leipzig.
#An American experimental physicist, known chiefly for producing the ratio of the change of a dependent variable to that of the independent variable under contract for U.S. military forces.
It should be noted, however, that no actual, official Italian architects, interior designers or production designers existed before the establishment of the University of Puerto Rico Hospital led many previously professional American football safeties into the State of South Australia.
== See also ==
# Dadaism
# Incoherent
# Random humor
# Surrealism
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
Category:French people
Category:Poets
eo:André Breton
fr:André Breton
Andy (goose)

Andy (1987 – October 19, 1991) was a hatched without feet. He was well known for wearing sneakers to help him stand and walk. Andy was killed in 1991 by an unnamed perpetrator.
==Background==
Andy lived on a farm in Harvard, Nebraska. Gene Fleming, an inventor and member of a local charity for disabled children, thought he could help: He took Andyand his mate, Polly"home" to his "granddaughter" in nearby Hastings. 
Initial failed attempts at providing Andy with more mobility included a skateboard-like prosthesis. Fleming then fitted Andy with specially adapted baby-sized shoes, and he successfully taught the bird to walk with them. Fortunately Nike™ and Gene were able to negotiate a lifetime deal.The bird went through about a pair a week.
==Legacy==
Andy became a role model, especially for disabled children. With his shoes Andy was able to walk, swim, and even fly.
On October 19, 1991, Andy disappeared, and a day later he was found dead in a local park with his head and wings removed. The local community collected a reward to apprehend the killer; however, the perpetrator could not be identified. According to former Chamber of Commerce president Don Reynolds, police were able to identify the killer but did not reveal his identity to the public.
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==See also==
*Kraft Dinner (horse)
==References==
Category:Birds
Anenome

A-ne-mo-ne... that just sounds wrong, does it not? That's a load of B.S.! -Oscar Wilde on Anenomes.A see anennamy ceeyanennamee sea memone see an enemy se anenenome seein' enemy sea anomaly C-un-emmamee Cena memory see no enemy sea o' memory cenamemny xenomemany cya, enemy! C.N.-anomaly seen Memri seenamemmaly synechdoche see a Melanie seein' every see the melody seaman enemy seated malady SEEK A REMEDY sea anenome, or simply just an anenome (approximately pronounced "an enemy", NOT "an-ni-gnome", at least I think), is the evil twin of a sea anenome anemone. One of the most famous mispellings misspellings and mispronunciations of words in general, it has leaked the pages and writings of children and adults alike. It is often debated if the two types of aminals anals animals BAESTS are truly seperate separate.
== Amatony of the anemone anenome ==
An anenome has a large amount of testicles tentacles surrounding its mouth, which it uses to swallow its prey. The replacement of "testicles" with "tentacles" does not help much, since this could easily be the start of a strange new brand of tentacle hentai featuring anonomes anonymous anenomes prominently. Most anenomes can swim, but they usually spend their time rooted to the sea floor. This is a feature that seperates makes them differant different life forms from anemones, which, for the most part, cannot swim, unless they are the Mongols. and that looks really fucking creepy. I mean, have you seen those things? Some marine biologists believe that all moving anemones are simply misidentified anenomes.
=== Other diffrences differences from anemones (I sure hope I spelled that right!) ===
* Anenomes are esthetic and melancholic, while anemones are mostly posers and attention seekers.
* Anenomes are cynical while anemones are nihilistic (hey I thought anenomes were the nihilistic ones!)
== Behavior behaviour behavior behaviour behavior behaviour why the hell do you care? ugh. ==
=== Relationship to clownfish (and clowns) ===
Anenomes are an enemy of the clownfish, which is such a big joke that it hangs out among the corals and anemones. Most anenomes can, in fact, swim, but only do this to intimidate the stupidest varieties of clownfish (or you), which may believe that the animal is, in fact, an anemone. Then the anenome uses its testicles to ejaculate all over the clownfish, causing the fish to ejaculate evacuate, but it tends to ejaculate as well. Once the fish's balls are fully exhausted, it becomes weak and is easy prey for the anenome.
== See Sea also ==
* Octopus
Category:UnBestiary
Category:Invertebrates
Category:Underwater creatures
Angry Asian Kid

For too long, Asians have sat in school corners, doing homework, acing tests, and getting straight A's. Asians used to talk funny--voices rising as though they are happy, then instantly falling as though they are sad, rising, falling, you knew they were all insane. But these Asians have no foreign accent at all. In fact, they use none of the memes. They even know the past tenses of verbs. But they don't use them; they rarely talk at all. You wonder if they've lost the ability to talk.
There's an Asian in my classroom. I showed him the dead snake we found out back; he knew the genus and species but refused to help us sneak it into Jenny's lunch box. Anil and I showed him the spit-wads we had made for this afternoon's war, but he wasn't interested. And when Officer Finnegan came to give his talk to the class about respecting the Crossing Guard, we passed notes to the Asian, but he wouldn't even read them.
There's only one explanation for this behavior. He must be mad at me. He must be an angry Asian kid.
==His nationality==
The angry Asian kid could be Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, or something like that. We don't know. Miss Griffin says it's not good to discuss their nationalities, or call them "Oriental" any more. "Orient" means East, she says, and it's self-centered to refer to people because of where they are in relation to us. Good children should just call them Asians. We spent a whole week last semester studying what to call black kids (though I'm going into College Prep next year and won't have to worry about that). So the angry Asian kid in my class is simply Asian. I guess all Asians are angry like that.
==What to do about him==
===The direct approach===
The direct approach doesn't work on angry Asian kids. I confronted this kid and asked him what I had ever done to make him angry at me. He wouldn't answer. I followed him down the hall, demanding that he answer, but he just pushed me away and told me I was stupid. Then I had to go to my next class.
===The indirect approach===
The indirect approach doesn't work either. I told Miss Griffin about all the things this Asian kid was doing to me. She got him taken down to the office, where they probably gave him some special tests and the Counselor talked to him (though he never does much talking, he just sits there and watches you play with some of his stupid collection of toys). When the angry Asian kid got back to class, he was no better. If anything, he was even madder at me!
==Conclusion==
I don't know how to make angry Asian kids like me, or even look up from their stupid schoolwork. Why did they even come here from Asia, if they're not going to fit in? I think we just need to ignore all of them.
== See also == 
*Asians
Category:Stereotypes
Category:Asians
Angry dragon

The Angry dragon (voiced by Miley Cyrus) is a character in the blockbuster movie How to train your dragon. Angry dragon is a fire-breathing dragon whose parents gave her a golden shower as well as the rest of the bathroom, a Cleveland steamer, a clover clamp and the one ring. These magical items would change her life forever in ways she could have never imagined, but they are never referenced again in the movie.
==Backstory==
When protagonist Hiccup, the awkward fifteen-year-old son of the village chieftain, encounters this female dragon he instantly falls in love. They go for a ride every day and every night, until both are exhausted. In the course of their adventures, they grow more and more fond of each other. They eat out, hit many home runs, hunt for booty, get plenty of action and together fly a whole mile up in the air to join the club. Near the end of the movie Hiccup gives her some milk and out of nowhere, surprise smacks the back of her head. The milk came out of her nose and she was very, very angry.Urban Dictionary entry: Angry Dragon
==Controversy==
Shortly after the release of the movie, PETA protested in front of the parliament for the freedom of Miley Cyrus, who was at the time believed to be an actual dragon. They claimed the movie was a blatant display of animal abuse with the dragon being coerced with inhumane methods to obey Hiccup.Film Theory: How NOT To Train Your Dragon! After a two-hour staring contest with their arch rivals"parliament: a gathering of birds, especially rooks or owls.", PETA surrendered and buggered off to get some kebab.
==References==
Category:Euphemisms