V.I.P.

thumb|right|300px|V.I.P. (1998-2002)
V.I.P. was an action comedy series distributed by Sony Pictures Television that ran for four seasons on the UPN Network and in syndication throughout the United States. Created by J.F. Lawton (the screenwriter of Under Siege), the series featured Pamela Anderson as a woman who becomes the figurehead of a bodyguard service after unwittingly saving the life of a celebrity. The series was intentionally campy and broad farce and captured the spirit of the 1990s with splashy colors and 'lightweight' villains (one of the last shows to elicit that "pre-9/11" feel). One thing the show had tons of was .... (no not girls in skimpy attire, which was the case) ... guns. And only on V.I.P. could Vallery's team have a full auto shootout with bandits in the street and no vehicles or buildings are damaged. It was a low budgeted series and it showed, but the producers kept up the light feel by not taking the show seriously at all. 
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=Handguns=
==M1911A1==
The M1911A1 is seen used by an assassin at a red carpet event.
thumb|none|500px|An assassin at a Hollywood red carpet event aims his M1911A1.
==M1911A1 (Nickel)==
Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) carries dual nickel-plated M1911A1's as her sidearms.
thumb|none|500px|Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) dumps her empty magazine after firing seven shots during a building siege.
thumb|none|500px|Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano), after running out of ammo, runs back into a landing and warns her other friends that the attackers are coming up the stairwell, she then runs upstairs to grab more magazines for her two custom engraved Nickel plated M1911A1s.
==Desert Eagle (Extended Barrel)==
In "Good Val Hunting" (S1E11), a gunman on a motorcycle opens fire with a Desert Eagle that's been fitted with an extended barrel.
==Smith & Wesson Model 686==
Colt Arrow (Bryan Cranston) and a diamond thief are both seen using the Smith & Wesson Model 686 in "Beats Working at a Hot Dog Stand" (S1E01).
thumb|none|500px|Washed up 'action hero' Colt Arrow (Bryan Cranston) shows off his S&W Model 686 Revolver.
==Smith & Wesson 659==
In Season 1 - Episode 2 "What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead", Viktor Balek (Udo Kier) threatens Vallery and her client with his Smith & Wesson 659 pistol. Dual Smith & Wesson 659 pistols are also used by Tasha Dexter (Molly Culver) in the episode.
thumb|none|500px|Season 1 - Episode 2 "What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead" - Tasha Dexter (Molly Culver) shows off at a target range with two S&W 659(actually a 5906) pistols.
thumb|none|500px|Season 1 - Episode 2 "What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead" - Viktor Balek (Udo Kier) threatens Vallery and her client with his Smith & Wesson 659 pistol.
==FIE Titan Pocket Pistol==
Vallery pops up out of a bubble bath with a nickel-plated Nickel FIE Titan Pocket Pistol hidden somewhere on her body.
thumb|none|500px|Vallery pops up out of a bubble bath with a nickel plated FIE Titan Pocket Pistol hidden somewhere on her body.
==Ruger Mk III Suppressed==
A Ruger Mk III with suppressor is the primary sidearm of Tasha Dexter (Molly Culver), first seen in Season 1 - Episode 1 "Beats Working at a Hot Dog Stand".
thumb|none|500px|In the pilot episode, Tasha Dexter (Molly Culver) with her Ruger MK III with Integral Suppressor.
thumb|none|500px|Closeup of the Ruger MK III with Integral Suppressor in the Pilot episode.
== Cobra "Big Bore" Derringer ==
What appears to be a Cobra "Big Bore" Derringer is seen held by Ferris (Shashawnee Hall) in "What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead" (S1E02).
thumb|none|500px|What appears to be a Cobra "Big Bore" Derringer is seen held by Ferris (Shashawnee Hall) in "What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead" (S1E02).
==Glock 17==
The Glock 17 is the standard sidearm of Quick Williams (Shaun Baker).
thumb|none|500px|Quick Williams (Shaun Baker) aims his Glock 17.
==Grendel P-12==
In Season 1 - Episode 1 "Beats Working at a Hot Dog Stand", Kay Simmons (Leah Lail) carries a grey colored Grendel P-12 pistol.
==C96 Broomhandle Mauser==
A Mauser C96 is seen in Season 1 - Episode 11 "Good Val Hunting", used by Eric Collier (John D'Aquino). Collier's C96 is nickel plated (judging from the very shiny and almost brand-new finish, it is possible that this is a Chinese-made imitation. Real "Broomhandles" are relatively rare.)
thumb|none|500px|Eric Collier (John D'Aquino) wields a nickel plated C96 Mauser Pistol.
==Beretta 92SB==
In Season 1 - Episode 2, Vallery Irons (Pamela Anderson) drops a nickel-plated Beretta 92SB - 9mm. This handgun is erroneously referred to by Tasha Dexter as a Beretta 92S.
thumb|none|500px|In Season 1 - Episode 2, Vallery Irons (Pamela Anderson) drops her nickel plated Beretta 92SB. This handgun is erroneously referred to by Tasha Dexter as a Beretta 92S.
==Beretta 92FS==
The diamond thief falls backwards on the deck of a yacht, armed with a Beretta 92FS and his Smith & Wesson Model 686 in Season 1 - Episode 1 "Beats Working at a Hot Dog Stand". 
thumb|none|500px|Jackson Lasarr (Dean Norris) holds the Beretta.
==CZ 83==
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=Rifles=
==Valmet M82A==
* Season 1 - Episode 2 "What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead" in the hands of one of Viktor Baleks' henchmen.
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thumb|none|500px|The henchman on the far right has a Valmet M82 Bullpup with scope. This is the same variant as used by Kyle Reese in The Terminator
==Ruger Mini 14==
* Season 1 - Episode 2 "What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead" in the hands of one of Viktor Baleks' henchmen in a factory folding stock.
thumb|none|500px|One of Viktor Baleks' henchmen holds a regular Stainless Ruger Mini-14 in a factory folding stock. It isn't a Ruger GB nor a Ruger AC556 and in the sequence the henchman only fires semi automatic.
==Ruger AC556==
==AK-47==
In Season 1 - Episode 1, a member of a gang of Diamond thieves uses a milled receiver AK-47.
thumb|none|500px|Actual Screen used AK-47 from the film We Were Soldiers (built by Cinema Weaponry) - 7.62x39mm.
thumb|none|500px|A member of a Diamond thief gang holds a milled receiver AK-47, with probably the ugliest colored wood furniture set ever seen.
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==MGC-16 Replica rifle==
thumb|none|500px|In this crate of weapons we see at least 3-4 MGC-16 replica rifles.
==M16A1==
Jackson Lasarr (Dean Norris) fires an M16A1 with three 30 round magazines all clipped together (which is rather unwieldy).
thumb|none|500px|Jackson Lasarr (Dean Norris) fires an M16A1 on a full auto burst. He has three 30 round magazines all clipped together (which is rather unwieldy).
==M16A1 with A2 Handguards==
The M16A1 fitted with A2 handguards is seen in Season 1 - Episode 3 "One Wedding and Val's Funeral" used by Tasha Dexter and Quick Williams.
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thumb|none|500px|Both Tasha Dexter (Molly Culver) and Quick Williams have M16A1 rifles with A2 handguards. After firing a long burst, Tasha dumps her empty 30 rd magazine, but it catches on the sling (a common problem with slings), so she ends up slapping it away and putting in a new magazine.
==Remington Model 742==
In Season 1 - Episode 2 "What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead", cyberjournalist Arnie Feign (Wayne Pére) takes a Remington Model 742 Semiautomatic deer rifle with a scope out a locker and uses it to attempt to scare off Vallery Irons.
thumb|none|500px|Arnie Feign (Wayne Pére) tries to figure out how to use his Remington 742 Semiautomatic with Scope.
==Commercial CAR-15 Variant==
In Season 1 - Episode 1, diamond thieves use an unusual CAR-15 variant with a bayonet lug attached to the elongated flash hider. This is also used to mount a CM203 37mm launcher during some scenes.
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==Steyr AUG==
Used by one of Jackson Lasarr's henchmen, In Season 1 - Episode 1
thumb|none|400px|Steyr AUG with black stock - 5.56x45mm. The pin with the sling swivel is ambidextrous. On this model the sling is set for a left handed carry (though not left-handed shooting since the ejection port has not been swapped to the other side (an option for the Steyr AUG)).
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==Type 56-1==
Used by one of Jackson Lasarr's henchmen, In Season 1 - Episode 1
==IMBEL M964 A1 ParaFAL==
Seen in both the hidden wall armory in Vallery's private office.
thumb|none|400px|Imbel M964 A1 ParaFAL - 7.62x51mm NATO
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=Machine Guns=
==M60E3==
In Season 1 - Episode 1, Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) fires her M60E3 with a flashlight mounted to the side rail.
thumb|none|500px|In Season 1 - Episode 1, Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) fires her M60E3 with a flashlight mounted to the side rail.
thumb|none|500px|In Season 1 - Episode 1, Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) fires her M60E3 in a hallway with tons of spent brass and links falling on the floor.
=Submachine Guns=
==Heckler & Koch MP5A3==
The Heckler & Koch MP5A3 is used throughout the series, notably by Vallery Irons (Pamela Anderson).
thumb|none|500px|In Season 1 - Episode 1, Vallery Irons (Pamela Anderson) aims her Heckler & Koch MP5A3.
==Heckler & Koch MP5K==
Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) carries an MP5K in Season 1 - Episode 1.
thumb|none|500px|In Season 1 - Episode 1, Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) carries an MP5K in a shoulder rig during an attack on her building
thumb|none|500px|In Season 1 - Episode 1, Quick Williams (Shaun Baker) carries an MP5K with jungle magazine clamps. He and Tasha Dexter, during a lull in the fighting still manage to make a joke at Vallery's expense.
==Ingram MAC-11==
Used by two female assassins in Season 1 - Episode 11 "Good Val Hunting".
thumb|none|500px|Female assassin pursuing Val Irons with a MAC-11.
thumb|none|500px|Second female assassin with a MAC-11. Note that both actresses fire left handed, probably because they are right handed and their strong hand is being used to pilot the ATV. Or that the throttle on an ATV is on the right side
==SA Vz. 61 Skorpion==
A gunman holds a SA Vz. 61 Skorpion on an airline pilot.
thumb|none|500px|A gunman holds a SA Vz. 61 Skorpion on an airline pilot.
==IMI Uzi==
A gunman on a boat wields an Uzi.
thumb|none|500px|A gunman on a boat wields an Uzi.
=Shotguns=
==Remington 870==
In Season 1 - Episode 1, Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) carries a short barreled Remington 870 with flashlight mount.
thumb|none|500px|In Season 1 - Episode 1, Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) carries a short barreled Remington 870 with flashlight mount.
thumb|none|500px|In Season 1 - Episode 1, a closeup of Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) waits for an attack at the top of a stairwell with her short barreled Remington 870.
==Mossberg 500 shotgun==
==Franchi SPAS-12 Shotgun==
Stockless model seen in both the hidden wall armory in Vallery's apartment and the hidden wall armory in her private office.
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==Winchester Model 1200 Shotgun==
A nickel plated Winchester Model 1200 shotgun is also used in the series.
thumb|none|500px|A nickel plated Winchester Model 1200 shotgun is held by Ferris (Shashawnee Hall) in "What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead" (S1E02).
thumb|none|500px|Ferris holds the shotgun in "What to Do with Vallery When You're Dead" (S1E02).
==SWD Streetsweeper==
In Season 1 - Episode 1, Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) wields a SWD Streetsweeper with 14" length barrel and forward pistol grip, but no folding stock.
thumb|none|500px|In Season 1 - Episode 1, Nikki Franco (Natalie Raitano) wields a SWD Streetsweeper with 14" length barrel and forward pistol grip, but no folding stock.
=Other=
==M72A3 LAW Rocket==
==M136 AT4==
In Season 1 - Episode 1 "Beats Working at a Hot Dog Stand", "Militia Leader" Jackson Lasarr (Dean Norris), leader of the Texas Mad Dog Militia, uses an M136 AT4 Launcher with a Night Vision scope mounted against the VIP team.
thumb|none|500px|"Militia Leader" Jackson Lasarr (Dean Norris) carries a spent AT-4 84mm launcher with a night vision scope attached, after firing it from inside a cramped stairwell (not a recommended usage). 
==To be sorted==
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==Arms Caches==
thumb|none|500px|ASG Replicas of Desert Eagle
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Category:Television
Category:Comedy
Category:Crime