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My crippling Among us addiction has ruined my life

Hello, I am a 14 year old boy living in Nevada, and I have a crippling addiction to the game titled as "Among Us". I first began my journey into Among us on January, 2019. I instantly became addicted, I was playing Among Us 24/7 every day of the week for about 6 months, until my parents decided to intervene. They grounded me, and then they sent me to my grandma's house with limited technology throughout my summer break, as a way to ween me off of Among Us.
During my summer break I was suffering from intense anxiety, and depression, suicide plagued my mind as I was begging god to let me play Among Us with him in heaven. Everywhere I went, I always saw Among Us, Lego pieces, fire alarms, trash bins, I couldn't get Among Us off of my mind. My grandma found me unconscious on the floor after a failed suicide attempt, she dialed emergency services and eventually the paramedics came to take me to the ER.
My parents decided to put me in therapy, I told my therapist everything, and I am still currently seeing a therapist. My doctor prescribed me Escitalopram and buspirone to treat my anxiety and depression. Everything was going fine and I felt my life was going to turn around, but then I relapsed. I hesitantly opened Among Us up after not playing for 2 months and went to town.
I played for 2 weeks straight, with my stats on Among us peaking around 4000 hours. My parents found out and they took my computer away. I went through an intense psychotic episode for 1 entire week, I was convinced that I was an innocent crew member, about to be ejected for being sus, I did not trust anyone during that 1 week. After a second trip to the ER and several therapy appointments, here I am. I am completely lost in life, all of my friends have left me, my family is losing hope, and I am contemplating suicide due to the fact that I cannot play Among Us anymore.
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Category:Vidya games
Category:Suicide
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Category:Memes
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My dad died and my neighbor sent me a candle

I though he did it because of remembrance.
And then my mom died and he did it again.
My cat died and then he did it again.
I said "why".
He said "I send one every time I kill someone!!"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
My dad went to the doctor...

Dad went to the doctor when I was 10 years old.
Dad came back... but somethin' was different about him.
"What's wrong, son?" he said to me
"Dad you have no eye balls!" I screamed and backflipped onto the coffee table.
"Yes, I went to the eyeball donation doctor silly!" My dad laughed.
"Oh" said I.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
My dead girlfriend, dead parents, dead brother and dead best friend are all trying to contact me!

It's been a horrible year to say the least. First, my brother died in a car accident. Then, my parents died in a car accident on the way to the scene of my brother's car accident. Then my girlfriend died in a car accident on the day of my parents' funeral. Then my best friend died in an unrelated car accident a week later.
Needless to say, it's affected me badly. But I've tried to carry along with life as much as I can, Until the messages started.
It was text messages first. From "Sarah". (My girlfriend). "hi how r u hun?" But how could that be? She was dead. "Who are you?" I demanded. "me hun lol" she said.
Then came the emails. From Mom.
"Hello dear, did you get the socks I knitted you?" "Who is this?" I'd reply. "Your mother, silly goose," she said. "My mother is dead." I sent back. "No I'm not, silly goose," she said. And so it went on.
Then I started getting photos on SnapChat or Instagram or whatever the current photo thing is, I forgot. Goofy looking "selfies" from my best friend. (Well, former best friend, I guess?) He looked just like he did before he died. "Who are you?" I demanded to know, but he just acted like nothing was wrong, like the others.
Then I noticed that my brother's reddit account was still posting. Still making the same kinds of comments he always did. I tried private messaging him, but again, he acted as if nothing was wrong.
Today was the final straw. I was at work waiting for an important fax. (lol businesses right?) Then it came in. Just a few lines of text - "Hey son, how are you doing? - Dad". He had sent me a goddamned fax from beyond the grave.
I don't know what to do. Help me!
...
Edit: it turns out it was my fucking dick of a cousin who was behind it all
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
My dinosaur experience

>Le teenage me hanging out with friends at the park
>Having a great time but I have to go home
>I realize a blonde man with a strange hat is following me
>I'm scared but I pretend I don't notice because I was dumb back then
>I finally make it home
>I rush inside
>I quickly call the police
>I look out my window
>He is running towards my door
>I realize I forgot to lock it
>Oh shit
>He opens my door
>He gets on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
My experience with Shrek

>Be me
>Be 20 years old
>No job
>No GF
>Living in my parents' basement, wallowing in darkness and my own filth
>Do nothing all day but fap to my Shrek posters, Shrek merchandise, Shrek rule 34 and watch Shrek's movies
>Diet consists of nothing but onions
>Room smells like manure
>Haven't showered in months
>Mom and dad walk in and turn the lights on
>I hiss as the room is filled with light, burning my skin
>Just in time to catch me cumming on one of my many Shrek figurines
>Start yelling at me
>Dad is steaming with anger and mom is crying
>Dad starts ripping my Shrek posters off the walls and tearing apart my Shrek plushies
>I screech in despair and try to stop him
>He hooks me in the chin
>I go down hard
>He towers above me, anger in his eyes, and lifts his leg
>Stomps at my face
>I close my eyes and brace for the blow
>Nothing comes
>I hesitantly open my eyes
>Shrek is holding dad's leg
>Dad is staring at Shrek with disbelief in his eyes and mom stops crying
>Shrek proceeds to snap his leg like a twig and rips it off
>Dad lets out a horrifying scream and collapses holding his leg's stump, which only arouses Shrek 
>Mom is paralyzed with fear, her tears dried up from terror
>Shrek calmly walks over to mom, fully erect, leaving dad to bleed out
>Shoves three onions down her throat and skullfucks her while she suffocates
>Dad is screaming in the background
>Shrek climaxes and roars in delight as he floods mom with his green spunk
>Mom's stomach swells up and explodes
>Shrek's sperm, blood, mom's guts and onions are splattered all over the room
>Shrek throws mom's limp corpse at a wall
>Turns around and looks at my dad, who is now quietly sobbing
>Dad shits himself with fear
>His pants become stained with a mix of blood and feces
>Shrek casually grabs the leg he ripped off from dad
>Stands above him
>"It's all ogre for you"
>Dad stares at me with pleading eyes, but I look the other way
>Shrek shoves the severed leg up dad's rectum and fucks him with it until he expires from severe internal bleeding
>Shrek looks at me 
>I'm curled up in the corner, silently masturbating 
>He extends his hand
>Helps me up
>He gently pulls down my pants 
>I nod
>He rips off my dick and balls
>The pain is unimaginable, but I endure it for Shrek
>He whispers in my ear 
>"This is my swamp"
>Shrek penetrates my brand new pussy
>We make love all day
>I pass out from the pleasure
>Next morning I wake up
>Shrek's seed, mixed with my blood, is still dripping from my pussy
>Shrek is gone
>The air has a faint smell of onions
>My parents' corpses are still there, rotting and stained with crusted cum, blood and shit
>I see my computer is on
>There's an onion on the desk, and a picture of Shrek smiling in the background
>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:NSFW
Category:Trollpasta
My father died while playing the Mario party mini game toad in the box

So one day my father was driving his car he was playing Mario party for Nintendo DS coming soon he driving up a hill he was driving and playing Mario party at the time he ended in mini game toad in the box he got mad after bowser stomped him he so mad that he drove into someone bang he fall down the hill he ded
Don’t play Mario party mini game toad in the box
The police come to my house and say the tragedy mother got sad
We went to funeral the funeral director kicked me in the face after I calling him fat
I sued Nintendo I lost and pay £10 million dollars to Nintendo for annoying them
During My dad burial toad was there he was in a box he told me he told me
What to play toad in the box
I ended up Mario party in real life I ended up in toad in box I got flashbacks
I got bowser he stamped on my face AAAAAAAA he kick in the penis aaaaaa
I next chain comp he bit me in the leg aa fuck my leg
I haven’t had this trauma since my uncle died while playing bowl over 
Finally I got toad and save the world 
The end 
Then I went back up hill I was playing mario party and I got toad the box I died I fall down hit my head on rocks and I turn into ghost
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Category:Mario
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
My findings about jeff the killer

day 1: so far i know hw is out there i saw him in my window once it scared the crap out of me... and for a while now i have been sleeping with a gun undermy pillow... i know he has been wtaching me too... my name is cayla rojers and i read s toryb and he put my name on there i am afraidn jeff killedn that guy and now he will kill me... i just heard a noise in my attic so am going to write tommorow i think he is here if i dont write tommorow you will know why...
day 2: it was a racoonn in my attic last night it scared me but i think he put it there... no i think im just crazy... but i know he is watching last night h was nstaring through my window so i closd my blinds... later i heard noises upstairs and it was terrifying then i saw a shadow at the end of the hallway so i got my dog and locked my bedroom door... there is banging downstairs so im going to stop writing but i haveb figured out that he shows no mercy becausen he killed my kittens and my cat... ill write tommorow...
day 3: i havent slept in days and i am becoming very tired an di know thats what he wants... he wants me too fall asleep so it will be easier for him to kill me but i will not go to sleep... i have figured out that he likes to say that "go to sleep" its weird but he says it... and i have figured out that he has been staying in my attic he will stay there until i die... which im not planning on it... it is late at night and he is now banging again i will write tommorow... if i am alive...
day 4: now i freaking out he killed lilly my hamster... he is a sick person and he is crazy i have found out that he likes to kill weak people first because he likes to save the best for last... and i have figured out that he is heartless and will pretend to like someone just to kill them... he is a sick... thing or whatever he is... i officaly hate him and all he stands for if he ever thinks about killing me ill be ready... ill write tommorow im very afraid but ill be fine...
day 5: im so tired it has been 6 days since i have slept and i know im going to die but before i go i know a secret lksdLKJHJGGFADSADghsjdkduewuydsackjhg
hello im jeff yes im real and the next person im coming for is a Kali anyone with thatt name... oh and i did it again i watched her head roll across the keyboard... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha very funny so Kali your next...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Jornel
Category:English Class Failure
My first creepypasta: No eared Pichu

A few weeks ago I was looking for my new super Mario bros. 2 game and found my Pokémon soul silver. I looked around for my 3ds and put it in I noticed that there was only 3 Pokémon in my party. A Charizard, Noctowl, and a Pikachu but that's not to important. I went into a pokemart the one in Olivine and saw the guy standing in a green suit I talked to him and he gave me a pichu. I realized this was the spiky eared pichu event even though I never got it from the mystery gift but I still went to the ilex forest and went to that little hut tree house thing and pressed a and a pichu came out from behind it. It hoped out with a slower cry and it was missing an ear and there was pixilated blood from behind it. A text box came up and said "Hide and go seek?" with a yes or no option a said yes and it ran behind a tree. I went behind the tree and pressed a and it ran again I repeated this for a while and finally it ran out of the forest. I was so puzzled by this but I followed it. I followed it all the way to Ecruteak it finally stopped and I slowly walked toward it. It turned around and attacked me then the battle scene came up. The pichu had white eyes and where the ear should have been it it was just bleeding then I sent out my charizard and tried to attack it. The text said pichu was not effected pichu used turbo fang a move I don't even thing is in the game and it 1 Hit KOd my Pokémon. The text at the bottom said all Pokémon knocked out Ash (my name in Pokémon soul silver) most attack, I had 1 move and it was double slap I tried to use it and the text said failed. Pichu was next and used another move I never heard of before called electricutioner and it said Ash was killed and the game froze. I reset it and the save was gone. 
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Pokemon
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
My five nights at Engravings' House

My name is Tena-na and I am a loving and kind twitch streamer and avid video game player/masturbator. One day I was driving through the deepest depths of South Carolina in order to reach a fighting game tournament. I main dee jay by the way who really needs buffs. My mercury tracer broke down somewhere near a deep dark forest that contained a small abandoned looking house. With nowhere else to turn I approached the house and rang the doorbell.
"Hadouken!"
The door bell played the street fighter sound effect for Ryu throwing a fireball. I waited for a minute and I could hear footsteps from inside the house. A bald foreign man wielding a katana opened the door and greeted me with a hearty "Hi there! ITs ya boy ENGRAVINGS". I was startled at his mispronunciations and stupidity. He invited me into his and slammed the door behind me. He showed me his bizarre knick-knacks and trinkets. One that stood out among the rest was a pizza hut arcade stick which he made. He asked if I wanted anything to drink and I said yes. However, instead of getting the drink for me like a gracious host he pointed me to the kitchen. I made my way to the fridge and saw nothing but various mountain dew cans, most being empty. I opened the freezer for some ice and only found batteries.
"What kind of backwards place is this?" I whispered to myself.
I talked to Engravings and asked when a tow truck can come by. He said that he would fix the car himself and that is when I knew the only way I was getting out of here is by running, but before I could reach the door a throwing star hit the wall next to me and as I stood paralyzed in fear all I heard was...
"You wanna leave it on the mat, city bitch?"
IF I survive this encounter I will update on my status.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
My friend

a couple of days ago my friend josh had a accident. im at his funeral. his body was in the casket yesterday. And...NOW ITS GONE.
heres what happend. it was the day before the university prom. me and josh both got dates. my date was fine. but joshes date was acting all wierd like she was trying to keep a secret. the next day we got ready after university. we walked to the prom. when we where there we had a couple of drinks and hung out. then a slow song came on. we started dancing with our dates. josh and his date started to kiss. then a huge guy and his friends came. the populaar guy who looked like a jock from the 70s came in. he yelled at josh, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THATS ME GIRLFRIEND. josh was scared so he ran. i fallow. they chased him in a alley. one of them poored burning bleach in his face burneing his mouth and eyes of. they broke his arms and strangeled him to death.
NOW:
the funearal is over its dark im sadim walking home. then i heeard a strange noise. i turned around and saw a tall figure with no face. he was pale. he... was... wearing... the... same suit... that josh was wearing the night of the prom.my friend, i think i can even call him. anyways he stalks people even me im having nightmares help.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
My friend wrote a number that was not funny

I sit at my desk in class, my friend in the seat next to me. He whispers into my ear, "Hey, look at this."
I look at his paper. On it was a number...
68
I couldn't believe what I saw. My penis fell off in anger and I fucking died.
THE END.
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Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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My girlfriend's tattoo

So I've been dating my girl for about a year now, and recently, we moved in together.
Things are great. She cooks and cleans and likes to snuggle on the couch. The sex...fuggitabout it! But I have noticed one weird thing about her. She has this tattoo that I don't think is actually a tattoo.
It's a keyhole, like for one of those old fashion keyholes like from Alice in Wonderland.
She won't talk about it though. Says she's always had it and that her dad gave it to her when she was a little kid. Weird flex, but okay. She's got some cool parents I guess. Still haven't met them.
I guess I might never get to now.
Well, we were gettin heavy the other night and my John Thomas kinda... slipped in there. That's when I realized that it weren't no tattoo. It was a real fuggin keyhole! And boys, I gotta tell ya, that shit was TOIGHT SON!
I pulled it out and did her regular style, I don't think she noticed, but after that I've had like this, obsession with it. I keep uh "usin it" sometimes after she goes to bed. She never notices, as long as I don't leave any uh "presents" behind.
She's got this whole drawer full of keys in it but, who cares about that.
The only key I wanna put in there is, you know...
So the other night I'm usin it after she's asleep and I uh had a little accident. I maybe didn't "leave enemy lines" fast enough if you get my drift and left some "dew on the grass" if you feel what I'm sayin.
Now she won't wake up and I guess what I'm askin is...is it okay to keep diddlin that tumbler or should I maybe take her to the hospital?
Askin' for a friend
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
My girlfriend shouldn't have liked, commented, and subscribed to my OnlyFans

I saw this girl with some giant bazookas. Like just, huge honkers. Just, giant watermelon sacks of flesh on her porcelain skin I just wanted to chew off like a rabid dog. And her hips and ass too, just so dummy thicc I wanted to eat her alive. I can't believe it. I was simping for this girl who was probably plastic as shit, but gorgeous. Her lips were botoxed so much it looked like she had two cocktail weenies on her lips. And I wanted to put my cocktail weenie between her lips, if you get what I mean.
I don't know why she talked to my simping ass, but she did. And boy gee did we have a lot of great s*x that she was totally not faking! And because of this, I cut out everyone in my entire life and quit my very successful job at walmart to worship her.
How could this possibly go wrong?
Well it all went downhill when I started getting hickeys everywhere, and she had no idea where those came from. "Are you taking my blood to pour on some satanic pentagram?" I asked.
"Ew, no," she said, quickly kicking the ouija board under the bed. She spoke Latin at me, which she does when she's mad.
"Well, this sure is weird," I said innocently.
But that night, I noticed I got a new subscriber to my OnlyFans, where I was having even hotter sex with my boyfriend, who was giving me all the hickeys. As we were on top of a pile of charred corpses, he looked at the camera and transformed. Ragged black wings burst out of his back with a sickening--and very attractive--crack. His jaw elongated and dislocated, several fangs appearing out of his gums. That's a special tool for later! His flesh got all scaly and bumpy and his eyes glowed bright yellow.
Yup, I snagged myself a super hot demon boyfriend! Take that, Jenna!
I got home that night and she looked at me with wide eyes. "Whoa, sick hickeys, dude!" she exclaimed and high-fived me.
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Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
My herobrine theory

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==INTRO==
People say Herobrine is a dead miner. This common theory inspired me to create this theory.
==THE THEORY==
Have you ever wondered why there are so many buildings in the Minecraft tutorial world? Well, my thought is that those are the stuff that Herobine made before he died. That unfinished house at the start of the tutorial might be the last building that "he" was going to make before he died. The strongholds and mineshafts could have also been made by "him". Herobrine might just be the ghost of that miner. What if every randomly generated building is not "randomly generated" and is actually one of Herobrine's creations?
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Minecrap
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit