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Intern at Fox News

When I was in college, I was studying journalism, and the only internship available was one at Fox News. I am a liberal, so I was reluctant to take the internship. I walked into the Fox News building, mad everything seemed quite normal from the start. As I toom the elevator to the 50th floor, I thought I heard someone behind me. Just as I turned around, a man put a bag over my head, and took me to a secret room. When the bag was removed, a man was standing there with needles and pliers. I realized what he was doing. He injected my face with needles and pulled it until I had a permanent smile. I saw what he had done. He had made my face exactly the same as all the other people at Fox News, caucasian and blond. Then they forced my brain to think only conservative bigoted things. They told me to never tell what they do to people, or else.
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Intern at Nickelodeon

Back in the 90s, I was going to an animation college to study animation. The college happened to be near the Nickelodeon studios.
The studio was offering internships for Noggin (a subsidiary of Nickelodeon), and a plus about this internship was that I could view new episodes weeks before they aired. Just around this time, Fright House Screamers had just concluded, and we were beginning to work on a new show called Happy Appy.
The premise of Happy Appy was an apple who went around and helped children. The pilot episode had just been finished, and I was able to view it in the screening room along with the employees. I personally knew Gerasim. The pilot episode was normal, and Happy Appy seemed like a normal kids show. A few weeks later, we began getting the weird episodes. We were ordered not to play these, but the transmitter at Noggin was hijacked, and the episode was played. I immediately quit my job, and a rock fell and killed me.
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Internet Tough Koromo

What the dora did you just say about me, you little rabbit? I'll have you know I graduated top of the class in the Mahjong High-School Tournaments, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Daimyo assassins, and I have earned over 300 confirmed MVP awards. I am trained in Tenpai warfare and I am the top player in Ryuumonbuchi's Mahjong Club. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of never before seen in Nagano, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? Think again, insolent fool. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of professional mahjong acquaintances across the Sakiverse and your IP address is being traced right now so you better prepare yourself for the storm, piece of trash. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking doomed, child. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can Haitei Raoyue you in over seven-hundred different ways, and that's just with my bare red rabbit ear headband. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed mahjong, but I have permitted access to the entire arsenal of the Mahjong Government Armada, and I will use it to my full extent to blow your miserable glutius maximus off of the face of the planet, you little mite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment would bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamned blemish. I will defecate fury all over you and you will fucking drown in it. You're fucking finished, child.
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Interns

Yo. What's up homies. My name is Chinese, and I live on a boat. My only source of money is American welfare, so I thought, I need to get a fucking job. That's when I saw a job listing. "Intern At Nickelodeon Studios Wanted." Yes! I drove straight to Orlando. When I got out of my car, though, a man in a cloak stopped me and asked for $2,000 dollars and a stick of butter. I gave him his request, and he gave me a loanyard with my name and address on it. How did he know my name and address? I don't even know. Without finding it suspicious, I walked into the building.
When I walked in, I saw some graffiti all over the walls. A swastika, a dildo, and a pyramid, all drawn on the wall in what I thought was marker. I walked into a room that said "SpongeBob." I sat down in a chair after my new boss greeted me. That's when a disturbing episode of SpongeBob played on the television. It was called "Squidward's Suicide." When it finished, I puked. That's when my boss got a knife from inside the television and stabbed everyone in the room except me and him. I started crying. Then he said "you passed the test," and handed me a check for $3.76. I thanked him, and then I shit my pants and left the building.
THE END.
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Invader Zim: Gir's Rage

Once I was at yard sale. I was wondering if I could find an Invader Zim DVD, because I've heard that some have unfinished episodes. At the time I didn't know why, but they have me it for free. They looked happy to get rid of it, but I figured the liked the show while they were young, and happy that they someone else that was young liked it as well
Strap yourself in for one of the scariest and saddest lost episode you may ever hear.
The theme played, but there was no music. I didn't really think much of it considering the fact that it had not aired. The first thing was Gir eating a taco. Zim came in the screen, saying "Gir don't bring that FILTHY earth good into the base" them took it away from him. Instead of just being disappointed or just brushing it of like normal, his eyes turned red and the ran out of the house without his disguise on. He went in the Membrane's house and Dib seemed to ignore him, but then it cut to him being terrified. The screen turned black. Gir was then standing there, stuffing Dibs organs into a taco shell
Seeing this I freaked out and broke into sweats. I tried to stay calm but it was useless.
Next he was in professor Membrane's lab, and he was knocking things over, causing a fire. Professor Membrane yelled "A fire on no!" Gir slammed him into the wall, causing him to pass out. He pulled out his liver, and put it into the taco shell
He went upstairs and I knew that Gaz was next . She was in her room when Gir came in. She wasn't very happy to see him, but seem surprised to see him in the house at the same time. He attacked her, and she dogged as much as she could, but when she was going out of the room, she tripped, and it cut to Gir stuff in her chopped up heart into the taco.
He was back in the base, and then he starts chasing Zim with a harpoon in his hand. Zim runs out with his disguise on but Gir got him and took his squeedly spooch (I dunno anymore) and put it in the taco.
He was eating the taco and then he laughed a horrible, demonic laugh, revealing the chewed up organs in his mouth.
That was the end. I say all night wondering, why they even started to make this episode
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Invader Zim Episode 34

It was the end of my Day Shift and While I was Leaving Nickelodeon Studios I Tripped on a VHS. I Picked It up and It said "INVADER ZIM SEASON 2 PREMIERE" so I Brought It home with me and I quickly Put It In my Old VHS Player. And I thought It was Unfinished cause There was no Audio /or Color In The Intro But there Is Audio In the Episode It self The Title was "Episode 34" and The Episode Started out with Zim In his Disguise but He looked Crazy. and after Skool Dib was Waiting at Zim's House.
and Then Zim are you INSANE!!! and Then Zim Kidnapped Dib and Brought Him to His Dungeon. Now I Didn't Know that Zim had a Dungeon. so Back To The Episode Zim and GIR had Weapons Zim had Hand Saws and GIR had a Drill. And GIR's eyes Turned Red and Dib was Screaming very Loudly and They Cut Dib and Threw His Organs out. and a Disturbing Scene of Dib and His Corpse on The Ground. and The Next Victim was Gaz and Gaz was Kidnapped to and brought To the same place. Zim and GIR Sliced Gaz in Half and her Organs and Brain were Sliced Out on the Floor and her Eyes was hanging out of her Sockets.
and Then Zita was Shot by Zim with a Rifle and Basically Killed everyone In the Skool and Zim starred at The Screen with the Dead Bodies behind Him and Zim said I need one more Kill then Static appeared and Then Zim was Shot In the Mouth and The Episode Ended. and I Threw up all over my TV and Passed out.
87a3e288aa5e039417b43565bba5fedf.jpg|thumb|Zim and GIR about To Kill Dib
Ce7be47b4b22cc6d882d840956bf047a.jpg|thumb|Screenshot from Episode 34
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Invader Zim Lost Episode: "Abandoned"

Even Though That Invader Zim Has 27 Episodes and the 4th Episode Had Organs in it But Didn't you Know That There's a Secret Episode of Invader Zim, It Said it was Ep 28 and it was in the Extras Section the Episode name was "Abandoned" Almost Similar To "Abducted" The Episode Started with Zim's
base Zooming in the Camera, Zim was Sitting in There all Alone and Gir was dead he was Killed by Dib and Then Zim Had Flashback of Dib Shooting Zim In His SqueedlySpooch and then Zim was frightened and Said Why Would He do That Like He Really Meant That and Said It in a Cracking Voice and Zim was Covered in his blood. but His eyes were shocked as fuck. But Zim went into his lab and geared up with a Lava-Shooter Machine and he marched out of his base with his disguise on and said, "I WILL DESTROY THE DIB!!!!!" In a Demonic Voice. and then he showed up at Dib's house and Then Went into Dib's Room while Gaz is Throwing Stuff at Zim and Then Zim Shoots Dib in His Head with the Lava-Shooter Machine and the top of Dib's Head Melted while he is screaming and Then Zim Said, "Need to SHRINK your Head DIB!!" but Dib's Scream was a real one not a cartoon Like. and Gaz Found a Scalpel in Professor Membrane's Lab but Gaz Sneaked up on Zim and Then Sliced His Neck and Then Gaz Said, "Finally no Stupid People in This HOUSEHOLD!" and Slam The door Shut on Zims Body. But Zim's Body Splattered blood everywhere But Gaz's Face Had Irken Blood all over her.
I was so sick that i ran to the trash can in my Kitchen and threw-up I went back to my room and continued the Episode. Professor Membrane Yelled "GAZ!! WHERE IS MY SCALPEL!!!" For Real and Then Went to the Living room and Then Gaz Jumped on her Father and Stabbed His Chest. Gaz Said, Sorry Dad the Demon Told Me and Then Blood Splattered all over her and laughed like a demon would. and Then A title card Saying "50 years later..." It Showed the City but It was All Abandoned. and then it showed Zim and Dib's Body all Just bones and Zim's PAK Gone. and Then It Cut to Gaz Zooming in on the Screen While She was Laughing and Said EVERYTHING IS ABANDONED HAHAHAHAHAHA and Then Cut to Static I was Scared and Sad I was crying To Much That I Fainted and Passed out for a Month When I got back from the hospital, I checked the Invader Zim Series in The Extras Section and It was not There Anymore. I Never Looked at invader Zim the Same way I Used to, and I Threw all of my Invader Zim Merch in a Pile and Lit It on Fire on a Feild Somewhere but Never Ever Watched Invader Zim Ever Again.
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Invader Zim Lost Episode: GIR's Rage

Today I got a DVD of all Invader Zim episodes at a garage sale, cool right? well you're wrong, they seemed generous to give me the disc, but they had that look like they were relieved of getting rid of it, I went back to my house, I watched all the episodes, but then I saw another episode, must be an unfinished episode because in the intro there was no music, I thought, however there was audio in the episode itself, GIR was eating a taco as usual, but zim snatched the taco and shouted at GIR, he said to never bring smelly human food in the base EVER. I thought GIR would ignore him as usual, but I was wrong about that too, GIR's eyes turned red and evil music was playing, and GIR busted open the front door and walked out WITHOUT his disguise.
GIR went to Dib's house, as usual Dib wanted to manipulate GIR but he was standing still, as if he was ignoring him, GIR came closer to the screen and it cut to dib terrified. GIR was tearing out dibs organs and put them in a taco shell.
GIR went over to professor membranes lab and knocked over every machine and test tube causing a fire, the fire was photo-realistic, professor membrane shouted "ITS A DISASTER! NO! NOOO!" like he really meant it, and not in a comedic way, GIR smashed professor membrane against a wall knocking him out, GIR ripped out his liver and also stuffed it in the taco shell, he looked upstairs, I knew who he was gonna kill next.
GIR flew over to Gaz's room, Gaz, obviously was NOT glad to see him, but she had more of a terrified expression, GIR's hand turned into a buzz saw and started to slash at Gaz, Gaz dodged as much as she could, but when she was trying to get out of her room she tripped, GIR dissected Gaz and sliced up her heart an put the pieces in the taco shell
GIR went back to Zim's house, Zim, walked backward in fright, GIR was floating over, his hand turned into a harpoon and GIR chased Zim around the base, Zim tripped then got up, he ran out of his base with his disguise being chase by GIR who still has no disguise, Zim was cornered by houses, GIR shot the harpoon and hit zim, zim was dragged toward GIR, Zim's body hit GIR, who became blood stained, GIR blew Zim up and put his pieces in the taco shell, which became a taco with organs in it, GIR started to eat the taco and he walked back to the base, I haven't looked at Invader Zim the same way again and I never watched it again...
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Invader zim Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff The Real Version

Today I got a DVD of all Invader Zim episodes at a garage sale, cool right? well you're wrong, they seemed generous to give me the disc, but they had that look like they were relieved of getting rid of it, I went back to my house, I watched all the episodes, but then I saw another episode, must be an unfinished episode because in the intro there was no music, I thought, however there was audio in the episode itself, GIR was eating a taco as usual, but zim snatched the taco and shouted at GIR, he said to never bring smelly human food in the base EVER. I thought GIR would ignore him as usual, but I was wrong about that too, GIR's eyes turned red and evil music was playing, and GIR busted open the front door and walked out WITHOUT his disguise.
GIR went to Dib's house, as usual Dib wanted to manipulate GIR but he was standing still, as if he was ignoring him, GIR came closer to the screen and it cut to dib terrified. GIR was tearing out dibs organs and put them in a taco shell.
GIR went over to professor membranes lab and knocked over every machine and test tube causing a fire, the fire was photo-realistic, professor membrane shouted "ITS A DISASTER! NO! NOOO!" like he really meant it, and not in a comedic way, GIR smashed professor membrane against a wall knocking him out, GIR ripped out his liver and also stuffed it in the taco shell, he looked upstairs, I knew who he was gonna kill next.
GIR flew over to Gaz's room, Gaz, obviously was NOT glad to see him, but she had more of a terrified expression, GIR's hand turned into a buzz saw and started to slash at Gaz, Gaz dodged as much as she could, but when she was trying to get out of her room she tripped, GIR dissected Gaz and sliced up her heart an put the pieces in the taco shell.
GIR went back to Zim's house, Zim, walked backward in fright, GIR was floating over, his hand turned into a harpoon and GIR chased Zim around the base, Zim tripped then got up, he ran out of his base with his disguise being chase by GIR who still has no disguise, Zim was cornered by houses, GIR shot the harpoon and hit zim, zim was dragged toward GIR, Zim's body hit GIR, who became blood stained, GIR blew Zim up and put his pieces in the taco shell, which became a taco with organs in it, GIR started to eat the taco and he walked back to the base, I haven't looked at Invader Zim the same way again and I never watched it again...
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Invasion of the Camels

One day I realize I forgot my special kid who was disabled in the rotting 48c desert I quickly ran to my car and started driving thoughts where passing my mind "is he dead?" "Could he be alive?" As I arrive I see the kid partying with the fucking camels he created a fucking government about the invasion of humans while he is a HUMAN with a camel GENERAL they fucking take me to trial for entering their lands without permission I see a fucking German tank with anti air the next few second I see two fucking nuclear bombing getting loaded into a strategic bomber with 1800 camels following I do not know what the actual fuck is going on i keep on walking and fucking see the disabled child giving out a speech to the camels I think is he fucking stalin or something? So I continue walking see two mother fucking fighter jets fly above me another 200,000 camels continue to march and 50,00 fucking tanks following I think to myself am I going to fucking be in a war zone? The disabled child seems me and takes me to his MOTHERFUCKING castle and in the throne room we can see the entire army while the uae army is coming with the Saudi Arabian Air Force I tell myself "finally I'm going to be saved" 5 hours later these mother fucking camels successfully invaded the Middle East i decided to go to sleep I wake up to hear one fucking billion camels chanting "long live the kid" I tell myself what the actual fuck I check my phone and see it's 2050 I slept for 20+ fucking years I go to the kid and he takes out a mother fucking sniper points it onto my head and says "this is the first criminal in our country I hereby announce his execution" they take me Alcatraz FUCKING Alcatraz as I sit there with 2 billion camels and 20 billion humans watching me online this little fucker takes out a 50 cal pistol and shoots me... *dood dood dood doood* I wake up to see myself in a fucking hospital I look to my right and see the goddamn child I waste no time to jump out and fucking strangle that kid 5 security guards jump in to separate us it turns out I was in a coma for 1 month because I got into a car crash and now I'm taking therapy for 20 years see you soon kid you piece of shit
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Invasion of the Doppelgängers

OK, so I was driving back from work. It was already very dark outside. I couldn't even see the stars. So I came up to my home.
"Honey I'm home!", I said as I entered. My wife said "Hi! I'm in the kitcken, cooking diner!"
Hearing hear voice sent a chill down my spine. I sounded like her normal voice but there was something... different. I stepped into the kitchen. She had her back turned to me. So I asked with feigned nonchalance, "So what is it you're cooking tonigth?" She answered, "Oh it's a suprise!" Then she turned and I froze as soon as I saw her face!
OMG Her eyes were wide open... and she was grinning litteraly from ear to ear, showing way to many sharp teeth!! "Are you not HUNGRY?", she said in her horrible voice. I slowly backed up and then ran oustide the house.
So I was runnig in the streets yelling "help me! help!" and a ran accross a policer officer. So I said "Please help me police officer!" He turned around and looked at me "How can I help you?"
OMG He has the same crazy eyes and that horrible grin!!! So I run around in the streets. All the people turned around to face me!
OMG!!! They all have those wild eyes and scary grin!!!
SO I decided to commit suicide. I ran to the nearest bridge and jump. Everything went immediately to black!
Then I woke up in a hospital. I could hear various hospial machines beeping around and smell the aseptic smell of an hospital. I was in a lot's of pain but now it all makes sense! I had been in a car accident everything had been just a nightmare.
So I said out loud: "OMG it's just an accident, I had an horrible nightmare". Then I heard a nurse nearby say "Yes, you are safe now". But there was someting weird in her voice. I openned my eyes and OMG! She was staring at me with the scary crazy eyes and that horribe ear to ear teethy grin!!!
Then I asked "But nurse, why does my face hurts so much?" "Oh," she said, "we fixed you!" and she put a mirror up my face.
OMG!!!! They surgeried that horrible grin on my face!!! I'm one of them now! One of them!!!
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Invisible Minecraft Ghost

Yo I'm not lying when i write this,
Today I was playin minecraft on my server, i was rebuilding my house after it got destroyed by a hacker, then when i started some guy spawned up some active tnt behind me, he was invisible, he kept on saying "He who is naughty in My sight, shall snuff it!" and somethin about a Anthioch Hand Grenade. if somebody encountered somethin like this fell free to edit this page, again i'm not lying
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