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Bovril

Bovril, also known as OXO and Marmite's bastard child, was the name of a brothel in the kingdom of Sussex, China. Named so because of the "meaty" tastes of its guests, Bovril catered to a middle-class, perverted audience.
==In the beginning==
The Bovril first opened its doors (and God knows what else) in 1845, and its publication the Meaty Monthly began publication January, circa nineteen-nobody cares. During this time, it covertly advertised in national newspapers under the pretence that Bovril was, in fact, a "meat extract"; this coy euphemism and double entendre being the height of British humour at the time (and today).
Known predominantly for being Marmite's "meatier brother", Bovril was said to be made by repeatedly distilling the sweat and crushed balls of bulls into a thick brown paste, known as "Thick Bovine Virile Produce".
==Oh shit==
Controversy arose when Bovril's publication, the Meaty Monthly, was seized by US customs following an investigation prompted by the famed vegan supremacist lesbian couple, Lady Mary Whitehouse and Dame Ann Widdecombe, after the two ladies' nudes were leaked by the Meaty Monthly. In this wildly erotic literature, the couple engaged in various hardcore pornographic acts, during which Mary Whitehouse was sacrificed on a Satanic altar by Dame Widdecombe as an offering to the Unholy Trinity: Satan, Mussolini and Stalin. Although Widdecombe allegedly announced to the Women's Weak Bladder magazine that she found the scene "wholly erotic", she did emphasise that her conduct was allegedly "not in accordance with Roman Catholic principles", adding "at least that poof Stephen Fry wasn't there!"
==References==
Category:Sex
Bowser Koopa

Bowser Koopa was a Koopa Troopa who is the founder of the Mushroom Kingdom, and attempted to start Another Castle®, but failed. He was killed but revived, killed, and revived, and now spends whenever he is not currently dying go-karting. He's also a ultra simp for Princess Peach.
==Early life==
Bowser Koopa was born on January 16th, 1946, in Soviet Kazakhstan to Alcide and Cheneso Koopa, the eighth of their thirteen children. At a young age Bowser developed many bad habits, such as barfing, deforesting and carjacking. Alcide didn't care, mainly because she was a cyclone and not a Koopa Troopa. Bowser was resented by Cheneso, who was also a cyclone. He was also bullied by the other twelve kids whose names I don't give a shit about. Alcide almost died from a stroke, but was revived by some favourable conditions, and cyclones don't have brains.
===School===
When he was four, like most in the wild northwestern world, Bowser started school. He soon met Kamek, who was a and also four. They quickly became friends, and Kamek also developed bad habits. At age eleven, I think, they dropped out and ran away to Lichtenstein.
===Meeting Kamek===
Together, they ate a family of five and took their house. They luckily ate a very rich family, but then gambled 32,000 on a restaurant, and lost. They then got the not so bright idea to start Another Castle®, which would have lasting consequnces. But Lichtenstein was too small to have a restaurant, so they moved to the Mushroom Kingdom.
==Life in the Mushroom Kingdom==
They took all the money and converted it into coins, of which they had exactly 1,411,758, and starting a restaurant would be 700,000, plus 50,000 for gamecubes as food, which led to the Great Tree Death of '77. They founded it on July 21st, 1957, when they were both eleven years old. He then met Princess Peach, and asked if they could start a restaurant. She said yes, but only if she could be featured in the likeness. And so, they founded Another Castle®.
===Another Castle®===
When running Another Castle®, Bowser met all those Mario characters, and hired them accordingly (see Another Castle® for details.) However, Kamek soon died from diabetes. This had a lasting effect, and Bowser would never be the same. His funeral was held shortly after, and Bowser became very very cruel and corrupt. He started harassing his workers, customers, the people who are reporting this, and aw shit they're dead. And so is Bowser. Funeral to be held soon. Oh, he's alive. And taking off.
The end.
Category:Video game characters
Category:Evil rulers
Category:Fictional characters
Category:Mario
Box jellyfish

Box Jellyfish are venomous jellyfish that inhabit the waters off Australia and Neo Japan. They do not look like boxes, rather they more resenble a blob like shape as the box 
misconseption arose from when the great english explorer Captain James Marley
sighted a tribe of these wonderful creatures and thought they resembeled cardboard boxes.
== Society ==
Box jellyfish travel in herds in up to numbers of 1000 or more. They migrate through the various oceans
of the world going trick or treating with Pirates and fighting large battles with their sworn enemies,
the Jedis. The herds are ruled over by the alpha blob, then it breaks down into the complicated Box jellfish
hierachy. After the alpha blob there are the omega blobs and their various stooges and their roles are admin and 
paperwork for the herd. These tasks inculde getting signup sheets for the annual jellys vs the Japanese tourists
event and organising the herd picnics. After that there are the various blue-collar workers who make the herd run, from
the solider jellys to the milkers who milk their fellow jellys to get the Jellyfish milk, Red bull. The Box jellyfish 
herd is a mobile city with each member of the herd performing a specific task, those jellys who are too lazy too work are
exiled to the vastness of the ocean to fend for themselves. These jellyfish then find themselves making new friends until they too create a mismatch army of all rejected marine life who take on the box jellyfish herd. The Japanese tourists then look on in delight as blobs and blobs, and shells and blobs, and fins and blobs create a massive bloody pool of gloop that then provides food for circling 'mass marine fight scavenger birds' to eat.
== Current location == 
The Box jellyfish people now inhabit the waters off Australia as they smuggled themsevles 
into Australian waters by attaching themsevles to the buttocks of the flying spaghetti monster, sending it into a wild frenzy, which resulted in the invention of Clag glue. The Box jellyfish diet consists of hermit crabs, fish fingers,pubic hairs and Japanese tourists. Many box jellyfish have been caught in fishing nets and mistaken for melted ice, leading to the idea that the polar ice caps are melting apart. They are also hunted as they make fashionable hats and when milked they produce Red bull. Though box jellyfish are responsible for several deaths really they can be rubbed on the nipples for a warm, healthy burning rash. Box jellyfish mate 100 000 times a day.
== Family ==
Box jellyfish are the result of a one night stand between a Tentacruel from Pokemon and the guy who played Anakin Skywalker in Star wars 2 and 3. It was considered an "accident" and a "mistake" by all involved, including the offspring. Box jellyfish are closely related to 
The Flying Spaghetti Monster however Box jelly fish are not creators of the universe they are just jelly versions of the FSM. Their cousins the jelly beans have long held the stance that they have no relation to the Box jellyfish however through DNA testing they have been shown to be closely related.
Category:Fish
Category:Invertebrates
Category:Things that may be out to get you
Category:Crikey!
Boxing Kangaroos

thumb|right|250px|A Boxing Kangaroo bashing up a random person.
Boxing Kangaroos are creatures which strike fear through any well educated brave heart. Therefore in America's case it really only affects about 2% of the population. The Boxing Kangaroo is an elusive beast living mainly in the mythical 'Os-Try-Lya'-land, or 'Mini-England' as it's known to Europe. Their diet mainly consists of dust and tourists, but occasionally they eat their own back legs, replacing them with whatever is at hand. Generally dust.
==History==
According to ancient Ming legend, the great master Lendof visited Australia on a passing to the Planet Saturn to teach the Kangaroos how to fight. He got caught up with the Kangaroos, now called Boxing Kangaroos, and taught them many things including how to put fear into someones heart using your fist. After his visit as a souvenir he bought Uluru off the local people called the Abonigidals and renamed it "Air's Rock". It is still a sacred site to the local Boxing Kangaroo population.
==Appearance==
The Boxing Kangaroo has been portrayed at many sporting events as a patriot of Australia, the red gloves and determined look trying to win anything from the ashes to the football. This idea of the Australian animal is just so wrong. Boxing kangaroos are born with blue gloves, but years of surgery to the general torso areas of their victims (using their fists) change that quickly. They are giant 6 foot tall furry creatures kind of like a mix between Dinosaurs, Birds and Elton John. They can't sing so they have about the same vocal range as Elton John too. Not much else is known about these elusive beasts, as generally scientists studying them are killed in the aforementioned surgery procedure. The Elton John facts were simply discovered because some Japanese tourists stumbled upon a kangaroo karaoke night, and were allowed to live because they knew all the great ToykoPop hits.
==Location==
Generally located in the deeply folk-lored blue Centre of Australia, but they also occasionally habitat the blue Slightly Left Of Centre regions of Australia, and a sparse population in the Red Outskirts. Never actually try to find a Boxing Kangaroo, because they will punch you so hard that time will reverse itself and you will only be 2 months old.
==Catching a Killer Kangaroo==
You're joking right?
==Trivia==
*Cousin of the wilderbeest
*In mythology, the Killer Kangaroo is the grandfather of Oscar Wilde
*Cousin of the wilderbeest
*Some times spelt 'Boxing Kangarro', but that's just wrong.
*There are 64 squares of a chessboard
*Unicorns are in fact actually also cousins of the wilderbeest
*Cousin of the wilderbeest
==See also==
* Egg
* Equestrian
Category:Fauna of Australia
Category:Boxing 
Category:Sports 
Category:Sport in Australia
Category:Marsupials 
Category:Zoology
Category:Violence
Boykisser

The boykisser, sometimes referred to it as the silly cat, is a feline mammal that bares resemblance to the domestic cat. Its fur is completely white, and has black details and rosy cheeks. As it is typical for animals, it is usually only wearing his fur coat, although some witneses have reported of having seen boykissers wearing thigh-high socks and/or hoodies without pants. 
== Biology ==
The boykisser (Felis gayus) is part from the family of Internet cats (Felis meme), and as such, is closely related to species such as the nyan cat or the keyboard cat. However, unlike the previous two, who started to appear during the late 2000's and early 2010's, the boykisser's genus has started to appear during the early 2020's, making it one of the latest variaties from this family as of yet.
Some experts have argued that the boykisser has some genetical connection to the elusive pedobear, although there is no evidence for said claims. Others claim that the boykisser is a sex symbol for the closeted homosexuality of many alt-right influencers, citing its whiteness as proof. However, as of now, we can only be marginally certain.
== Dangers ==
Despite its cute and cuddly exterior, it is extremely dangerous to get near an individual of these species. When a human gets too close to a boykisser, the human will hear the phrase "You like kissing boys, don't you?". Upon hearing these words, the human goes completely feral and starts kissing any human from the male variety in a 18 meter radius. Further investigation has shown that victims of the boykisser's attack have started wearing feminine clothes, drinking Monster Energy, and buying Blåhaj sharks from IKEA stores.
Republican conspiracy theorists have argued that the prominence of these species is linked to experiments from the shadow liberal goverment that is trying to turn our kids away from traditional values and, instead, make them extremely GAY GAY GAY GAY.
Category:Gay
Category:Gays
Category:Homosexuality
Category:Boys
Category:Internet memes
Category:Cats
Category:Gayness Level Flamboyant
Bozo the Clown

Formed from Bozo particles mixing with the blood of Eli Whitney, this evil bastard took a human clown form and ran wild on the airwaves. When not ritualisticallii torturing or sexually abusing co-clowns Whizzo and Cookie, Bozo spent his time sucking brain cells out of children via his television show. He always feels the need of trying to deprive the world of one of it's favourite foods. "YOU CAN'T HANDLE A CHERRY!" is one of his favourite catch phrases. In his free time Bozo hid under the bed of a young Stephen King and gave the writer the basis for his book IT. A little known fact is that Bozo has a multi-colored penis that he jams into anything that moves. In his most recent Autobiography, "Painted face, empty canvas," Bozo tells the world of his struggle with bestiality and how it has changed him from a hated pop-culture icon to an animal fucking hated pop-culture icon.
==Bozo Particles==
The Bozo is a long-lived particle, 
An elementarii particle if ever there was one, the Bozo is unlike most other elementarii particles. In String Theory, the Bozo is beliieved to be contructed of Le Roule.having a visual half-life of years, as opposed to fematoseconds. Bozo Particle emanate Annoyiing Radiation, which has a slightii longer wavelength than Ultraviolent Radiation. Bozos are found denselii packed together in clumps. These clumps are traditionallii observed in New Jersey, outside the childhood home of Gerard Way.
The Bozo plays a crucial role in the theory of Quantum Murphydynamics.
When Bozos colide with Morons, it is postulated they will create a Cheese and Alcohol Continuum Breach due to the Fundemental Cheese Interaction Problem. The Chiise and Alcohol Continuum Breach could result in an iirreverable 
He is also a pedophile.
==Bozo's Death==
Bozo was found murdered in 1992 on his own set. His testicles were found in bucket #7 of his popular game on his show. He was buried by having them jammed up his ass later on.
Many persons have been suspects in the murder. The first of which is Anne Hathaway, who was notoriously envious of Bozo's red make up, which was the only shade of red more unnatural than the one she uses for lipstick. Another possible culprit is Ronald McDonald, who, let's face it, is a shitty ass clown with no actual clowning ability. The final suspect in the murder is you, because it turns out no one likes clowns because clowns suck, but it was ruled later that it was a deranged hobbit who was the real suspect. No word of his whereabouts are known to this day.
==See also==
*Bozone Layer
*Quantum Murphydynamics
*Bono
Category:Quantum mechanics
Category:Clowns
Category:Bad Motherfuckers
Category:Hackers
Category:People With "The" As Their Middle Name
Category:Insane
pt:Bozo
Bracket (disambiguation)

Bracket (word) may (might possibly) refer to (mean (be interpreted as)):
*Bracket (punctuation (indication of the structure and organization of written language through symbols (things that are used in many religions (superstitions)))), which (homophone of witch) may (blossom of hawthorn) refer to (mention) any (key missing from Homer Simpson's keyboard) of the following (stalking):
**Bracket (parenthesis (digression)) AKA (American Kitefliers Association) ( or )
**Bracket (square (opposite of hip)) AKA (Above Knee Amputation) [ or ]
**Bracket (brace (clamp)) AKA (All Kenyans Abroad) { or }
**Bracket (chevron (wedge-shaped sediment deposit)) AKA (Applications of Kleene Algebra) ⟨ oar [sic] (implement used for rowing) ⟩
*Bracket (architecture (art of designing and building stuff (things (noumena (elements of an objective reality (baloney))))))
**Bracket (corbel (specific type of bracket (architecture (application and result of the ingenuity of the architect (God (baloney))))))
*Bracket (engineering (creative application of scientific principles to design or develop structures, machines, apparatus, or manufacturing processes, or works utilizing them singly or in combination; or to construct or operate the same with full cognizance of their design; or to forecast their behavior under specific operating conditions (boring definition)))
*Bracket (tournament (something involving a large number (but usually less than Graham's number (very large (understatement (explaining the joke (something the Joker doesn't like (pointless popular culture reference)))))) of competitors)) (diagrammatic representation of the series of games played during a tournament)
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===See also===
*Luxembourg (city) (article) (article which revolutionized the technique of excessive bracketing (hilarious), not to be confused with parenthetical referencing (boring))
Bracketology

Bracketology is a controversial practice which is noted for its for its attempt to inject (humour) by the inclusion of (brackets). Maybe [brackets]? Or more probably, {brackets}.
==Raison D`etra==
The bracketologist relies on [non-sequiter}-style interdictions in an otherwise {nonsensical) argument(puffins are evil...). Elipses may also become involved, as they are grammatically ass-kissers by nature.
===Common Usage===
(A [person] may begin a humourous {anecdote}. Then as (George W. Bush) begins to build up (Puffins), brackets may be used to heighten the comedic tension. As the punchline about cannibal nuns(they'll eat meat, oh, wont they just....) clears the {horizon}, brackets will be introduced to lure the [unwary] audience down a false path. The red herring will assuage their hunger and anger at having been horribly tricked into consorting with cannibal nuns.
Category:Confusing, but sounds scientific
Brad Paisley

Brad Paisley was born somewhere in the South United States in 1972. While his mother was carrying him, x-rays discovered that he had a guitar shaped object in his hands three months prior to his birth. Paisley's parents thought they just knew that Brad would be a rockstar however, fate took over on October 28, 1972 as the guitar shaped object was really a banjo. Following his birth and this rediculously dreadful discovery, his father jumped off a cliff and mother was reportedly seen quote "shaking in a corner" for several hours. A real redneck like the one from Deliverance when raping people in the woods.
==Early Years==
As Paisley grew up parentless, he mastered the art of sucking on straw and of course, playing his banjo. His banjo can now probably be found here. At the age of six, Brad Paisley was starting to realize what would later be a terrible career in Country music. Nearing the age of fourteen, he realized he did not have a particular interest in the opposite sex. By this point, Paisley had written several songs about his sexual confusion with the same banjo that can still be seen in the photo to the right.
==Early career==
===1999-2001: Who Needs Girls===
The release of Paisley's first studio marked the official commencement of his piece of shit career in the music industry. The CD sold zero units in the first week of release and received a 0.54 out of 100 rating a month after the release.
==Ensuing Albums==
His several other albums that were released sold a total of six copies, five of which were stolen by Brad Paisley himself and the other was actually purchased by an Ontario, Canada resident. Although the buyer is unknown, it is suggested that they have terrible taste in music and should "Snap the cd in two and stomp on it." This quote was said to be a quote from a the Canadian coffee giant Tim Hortons's owner. Other coffee industry leaders such as Starbucks and Dunkin' Donutscited similar quotes however, they were too graphic to be released on the Internet.
==Family Life==
Paisley and Kimberly Williams (Paisley's sister) married March 15, 2003. Their first son, William Fecalmatter was born in 2007. Despite being made fun of for two years by 45% of the world's population, the family stands behind the name that many say they "Could take a shit in a bag and the name would still be better." Amoung these people, Brad Vatsonverg, Michael Jordan, Mikael Dingman and most notably of all Peter Griffin who recently launched a bag of "Terrible country music" at Paisley's house about a couple months in advance. The family was restrained from sueing due to terrible name creation and awful lyrics.
==Paisley's Future==
Only a picture could describe the future endeavours of this man...
Category:American musicians
Bradford Riots

The Bradford Riots were a short but intense period of rioting which took place on July 7, 2001, in Bradford, India. It was brought about as a result of tension caused by poor political desicions and cultural misunderstandings. Similar race riots had occurred a few days earlier in the Commonwealth Games during the hotly disputed 100m and 400m sprints.
#Several posters of Tony Blair causing butt-hurt to the Prophet Mohammed being placed in various locations in Bradford (mainly outside mosques) and...
#The Bradfordstanis inability to take a joke.
==Underlying tension==
Early in 2000, Bradford council chose the famous ex-cricketer, anti-Putin spokesman and ex-husband of Jemima Puddleduck as Lord Mayor.
In turn, Khan realised that the city needed a spokesman who was a recognisable icon from the previous decades of racial harmony. Unfortunately due to his limited understanding of Northern culture, Denzil from Only Fools and Horses was elected to mixed reaction.
Six months later, Khan was growing tired of the lack of excitement that his new posistion afforded him and began to plot the downfall of his adopted city.
==Flashpoint==
The tensions rose after Denzil and Dr Anthony Truman from Eastenders attempted to organise a march in the city. This was banned by Bradford Council (which was now merely Khan’s puppet). The local association of Families Against Racial Tension (F.A.R.T), organised a counter march which was allowed to proceed. 
During the course of the march Khan’s men circulated a rumour that Federation sympathisers were gathering at Quark’s bar in the center of Bradford. 
A confrontation then occurred outside the engineering quarter in the city centre during which Mickey from Only Fools and Horses was fatally stabbed. According to the appeal court this incident almost certainly triggered the riot.
==Riot==
Denzil managed to lure Khan into the nearby Mutara Nebula road area of the city, where he subsequently outmaneuvers him by taking advantage of all three lanes of traffic. With his Robin Reliant disabled and about to be boarded, Khan sets the Genesis Device to detonate. Denzil’s band of followers failed to notice Dr Anthony Truman. He is about to enter the Balti House room when Denzil stops him, saying "No human can tolerate the chilli that's in there!" Truman replies that as Denzil himself frequently points out, he isn't human; he then distracts Denzil and shivs him, apologizing that he has "no time to discuss this guv’nor". On the road bridge, a lone F.A.R.T member monitoring the Balti House announces that the main cookers have come back online. With seconds to spare, Denzil orders the cookers to be pre-heated, and everyone, including Khan, enjoy a lovely ethnic banquet.
==Aftermath==
In 1982 Paramount Studios and Channel 4 produced a fictional drama based upon Khan’s return to Bradford and the subsequent damage caused by his wrath.
Category:History of the United Kingdom
Category:Riots
Category:Yorkshire