Pippi longstocking

You are probably wondering "What!?! How can pippi longstocking be creepy" Well to that question read this expirience that i had.
It was a hot summer afternoon. I was in my room admiring the Sky and i got bored. There was nothing intresting on the tv and so i got in a stool and took the book called pippi longstocking. I opened the book and started reading. Everything was normal and at sometimes actualy funny. But this fun did not last for long. You know how theres two chapters that come right after each other. Well in beetwen does two there was a new chapters that was called zentix Alpha litteraly zentix alpha. I was really surprised. There wasnt any zentix Alpha chapter in the book when i first read it. 
Zentix Alpha:
This chapter was truly horofying. The author described in painful and absoluly PAINFULL detail a Rusty big ginormaus basement where Pippy , Tommy. And annika was starting in. Than ive read a part: " Pippi Heard a gun shot" that made me terryfied. What If Pippi was gonna die and what will happen to her!?! Than the book described pippi grabing Something that resembled a ak-47 and that gave me a Deep shiver down my spine. I tought this was a comedy book.... i cried to my self. Than ive read that Pippi began to shot the whole basement with her gun and they also descriebed painfully real screams. Than i could Hear a scream from my housee. That didnt scare since my sister was normaly really scared of bugs and i tought a bug was in her room. Than on the next Page there was a crawling of Pippi with a evil meniacal Smile holding a ak-47. That scared me even more. Than it continued to described how pippi was shooting save after wave of terrorists. That read gave me a assurance that i wouldnt e at and that i would vomit. Than i saw on my blood stain a book. "What why is there blood on my book?" I shruged it off. I continued Reading and there was a part wheee Pippi said: " This planet will be mine in 3 years and one summer!" I was truly shocked and was panicking "What is pippi gonna do to our planet!??" Than the chapter ended
I was laying in my room after that read. I contacted the asteroid lindgren website and talk to some people about zentix alpha.
We do not know what happened there and theres nothing we can do about it. We are sorry though and we will send You some compansation for your mental distress and some money.
Astroid lindgren website.
Than in my compansation there was a vynil disk that was wrote on it. Zentix alpha. I popped it into my vynil player. Than the vynil player conected to my tv and showe me Something i will never forget. It was like a action movie gunfight scene but with a pippi face plastered on it. That same damn Pippi face with the evil smile.
Than i got a website link that i will not write here since i dont wanna also traumatizing You too. It was a site where there was just a png of pippi with that horrifying smile. And that gave me a shock. And at the bottom it wrote: You are my first victim. That made me black out. Than i woke up and went to the living room and saw a pair of longstocks on my floor. Than on the wall it wrote a massage that was this. Ulukupopinvi ulakakulanumimaw. Which is in kurdish and it means. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE PIPPI NO ONE WIL EVER ESCAPE PIPPI. 
This is pippi there was no victim in this story i wrote this all and this is a warning. A warning to all people that when i come on Earth i will wreck the country of sweden up and than i will commit all the massacres in history all over again. And as on that site You are my first victim! So always remember me.
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