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Yacolt, Washington

Yacolt, Washington is a cursed and haunted place of extreme fear and disgust. So many deaths had occurred there, and there even was a humongous burn. Everyone had died when they we're innocently trying to go berry picking, and they all got killed by a hunongous dark and naked figure wearing a ripped shirt and shorts. He killed them by stabbing in them in the head and then kicking them off a cliff. Police say that most of the people that had gone berry picking were good pedestrians, but however the police had died too. There was extreme sorrow through the whole town ever since those days of gruesome deaths and accidents. All of the parent's had got stabbed by the trees and all of the children are now waling alone orphans, although some of them died too. The other kids that have got away and survived are now walking alone with broken spirits and have lost hope. The dark figure that killed all of the parents when they were berry picking although killed everyone, he spared most of the children for some reason. The children are still on the run because the humongous dark figure that is killing everyone in the area is still on the run and will immedentally kill anyone that is in sight in ANY part of Yacolt.
The Dark Figure's real name is The Ghost of the Woods. He is responsible for all of the tragic disasters around the whole town, and most of the deaths too. Then he hung everyone up in a humongous house. He is even responsible for the tragic and infamous Yacolt Burn which adh occured years and years ago. He lit a giant patch with his deadly hands, (which his hand is also a lighter.) and lit the whole town on fire and killed everyone including the police and emergency services. The Ghost of the Woods even caused the deaths of those who had innocently berry picked in the past. Everyone that had gone berry picking in that area had all died and their bodies were never found, but everyone all had bloody and knifes dug straight into their hearts and most of their organs.
So if your family ever goes to Yacolt to go berry picking. Don't do it!
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Yahndi Copypasta

You awake. Your bed is covered in sweat, you had a nightmare. After mumbling something about "defcon 3" and "Parlor" you collect yourself and start your day.
Staring at Kanye's Spotify page, you can't believe your eyes. Yandhi is out. Fully polished production, no mumble verses. Still in shock, you turn on the radio and sure enough, they're playing New Body basically every hour. It is being showered with critical acclaim as well. 9.4 Best New Music from P4K. Strong 8 to a light 9 from Fantano.
You turn on the TV and see Kanye on a morning talk show, smiling the whole time. He talks about how, while he won't be hanging up the mic forever, he'll be stepping back from solo music for a while to focus on fashion designing and occasionally producing for other artists á la DAYTONA. But most of all, he'll be focusing on his family life. He reveals that he and Kim have hit a really rough spot in their marriage, and he realized that, while his meds might make him less musically creative, he doesn't want to put his family through the uncertainty of loving someone with untreated severe bipolar disorder.
After a few years not getting much music (other than KIDS SEE GHOSTS 2), on 2/22/22, Kanye shocks everyone by dropping a surprise album. 14 tracks, all self-produced, titled Good Ass Job.
Then you wake up again and you were actually still dreaming and he just got escorted out of the Skechers building for being racist
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Yakuza 7 prototype

so u may be wondering why u cant play as kiryu in yakuza 7. some may theorise that its because he faked his deth in yakuza 6, but actualy the truth is more sinister than u could ever imagine.
to start off my storey, i am an uber sexy leet hackker who is a member of anonymous. i regularly talk to the leader in our super secret meetings where we discus how to be scary and relevant. im also a huge fan of the yakuza games, much like evreyone else.
in a super secret anonymous meeting, i sugested we should leak stuff relating to yakuza 8. everyone was on boardd with it.
so we hackd into segas servers in search of yakuza 8 stuff. however, we came across a folder labeleed "yakuza 7 prototype DO NOT OPEN" so we downloaded it and decided to have a lil looksie.
however, my mummy called me down for diner, so i had to let the others look at it themeselvs.
after my yummy yummy tater tots, i went bak to my computer only to discovr that the meeting had ended. i asked my hacker frends about what they found in the prototype and they said "dont open it srsly dont do it plz plz"
but i love yakuza so i opend it, and started a nu game. the intro cutsene was kiryu performing satanic rituals, before looking straight at me and teling me to kill myself. then kiryu walkd out of his house before removing his pants and pissing so hard that he shot up 2km into the sky.
this may have been the final part of his demonic ritual, as when he finished pissing, a massive evil patrixxx arose from the beautiful pacific ocean and the two looked each other in there eyes.
kiryu then flew towards evil patrixxx, and they became one, to form the patrixxx of dojima (picture is here)
he then again looked strait at me and proceeded to charge towards the camera, and i was so scared that i closed the game and deleted it off my hard drive.
so i theorised tyhat the reason u cant play as kiryu in yakuza 7 is actualy because sega was too scared to let anyone be in control of such a powerful being. he may have hided the evil patrixxx side of him in the real yakuza 7, but deep down its still inside him.
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Yamcha.exe

As any fan of Dragon ball knows Yamcha is the strongest fighter in the show, he singlehandedly defeated every major villan by himself. But did you know that there is a lost episode of DBZ where he is actually the weakest? I found it hard to believe so i found the tape at a local garage sale from i presume was a haunted house from a satanic owner. The tape was a hyper realistic color of red and the tape smelt like burning dog flesh and felt very cold to hold. Every little step i take, he's there now, every little breath i take he says we'll be there forever. I popped the taped in my betamax and the first thing i saw was yamcha in the corner presumably sleeping. He said in a demonic japanese voice that he wants me to join him. Luckily i speak demonic japanese and i told him to get bent. He looked to the screen and had very sharp teeth and his scars were bloody and he said that he was lonely so he pulled me into the tv and i started shitting my pants uncontrollably. The smell made him sick, his visceral discharge was incredibly detailed and hyper uber realistic. He then pulled his pants down and he had the tiniest cock i had ever seen, i still played with it though (no homo). He then gutted me and my guts were hyper realistic. He then said to me a woman like you is like a dream come true, a real life fantasy. As of right now i am living in the dragon ball tape and i am currently training with yamcha so we can improve our skills so we can both becomes the greatest fighters in history.
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Yaoi Love

I was searching the internet when I found something called yaoi I ask my friend what it meant "it mean couples who love each other a lot you shouldn't look at it a lot" he said with quit whisper "okay" I said each day I wonder and wonder what I look like and when the day come I saw it I search yaoi and what saw was blood everywhere with the text yaoi love blood dripping blood off it I felt a hand and when I look my friend had blood on his hand his face was gone I jumped off my chair hopeing this was a dream saying wake up wake up over and over again and again my friend fell down blood and guts everywhere the picture was getting bloodier and bloodier until I heard stop crying dear a girl came out of the shadow bloody skin black hair when I saw the pichere she was there standing I fe
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Ye Olde Oswald Army Swarm

Hello, My name is Matthew Watanabe. 49 years old (Birth year being in 1973.), I love old cartoons, black and white or not. For now, you shall listen to my story.
Game: Take a shot every time i say "Oswald".
== Where it starts ==
I was watching Oswald the lucky rabbit, I had a good time, until these... "things" started happening.
On one scene, Oswald's eyes started to twitch, and he had glass shards on his chest. I was shocked to see that, as i was not expecting it. Then, they began to bleed, Soon, everyone began to bleed. I didn't have enough time to think about changing the channel, It's like someone was...controlling me.
I continued to watch, it got more disturbing every time, and i didn't like it. Soon i went to grab the controller and change the channel, But i pressed the wrong button and ended up just changing the volume. (Mistakes, eh?)
After that, i just felt a chill down my spine. A really cold one. Like russia. But i still had enough time to resist the person who "controls" me. Then, after a while of watching, It cut to a scene that didn't exist, It showed Oswald on the screen, with his eyes wide opened, all black and bleeding. This disgusted me, Then the credits rolled, I went to change the channel but i got a feeling of "What if the other shows are haunted too?" and kept watching the channel. What i found there, was also shocking.
== Things get creepy. ==
Instead of a show playing, it was actually 20 minutes of Oswald, just staring at me, staring directly into my soul, which at this point wanted to go. After that, it played an episode like normal, Oh god, what a relief.
But after that, i felt like i was being watched, and when i turned back, I saw a Oswald plushie with bloody eyes and a knife. I had enough time to kick it. But then ANOTHER Oswald plushie appeared behind me with a tomahawk, I didn't have enough time to kick this one though. It mildly cut my leg, Nothing i can't take but it was painful. I then grabbed the Oswald Plushie and threw it against the wall. After that, i saw something that will be reminded forever: 4 Oswald plushies appeared behind me, All of them had bloody eyes and knifes. So then i grabbed one of them, but another stabbed my hand to release it. I then kicked the other two to the other side of the room. I'm feeling like i am wanted by them. I then opened the door and OH MY GOD there was a horde of bloody knife-armed Oswald Plushies! This is something that never happened before in anyone's life, I'm the first one to experience this...I then slipped and fell on the floor, I tried getting up, but the amount of Oswald plushies on me had me locked down, As i'm writing this, They're stabbing me...Please, help...
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Yeah, so quit asking!

A homeless man is sitting on a park bench. You are jogging. 
As you jog up to him, he holds his hand out and asks for change, you jog on past, pretending that you can't hear him over your iPod.
Feeling guilty, you stop. You reach into the pocket of your running shorts for a couple of bucks you were saving for a bottle of water. You turn around to jog back to the homeless man.
He is already standing right behind you. The park is suddenly abandoned. His eyes are wriggling masses of wasp larvae, he outstretches his arms, each which are 5 feet in length. His mouth opens inexplicably wide, his lower jaw touching his sternum. The only sound he emits from his gaping mouth is a dial tone.
Before he pulls you into the black cavernous throat of his, you have time to scream,
"Oh god. You were phone!??"
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Yellow Door

The door at the other end of the apartment complex got painted yellow last week...
A few guys from a contracting company had been hired by the building manager to paint the door at the other end of the apartment complex yellow.
There were some people in the company who hired the contractor guys to paint yellow this door at the other end of the apartment complex, where the managers decided painting needed to be done. This happened last week.
Last week, when the door was being painted yellow, there were contractors up and down the halls, hauling buckets of yellow paint provided by the contracting company that our building manager commissioned for this job in my apartment complex.
Anyway, the manager was a ghost all along. Now the door is yellow.
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Yes, It's Possible to Die of Boredom

So work has been really slow today and I'm really bored. I started picking my toenails. I looked at old emails. I slurped some weird black fluid. I looked up 101 Ways to Spice Up Your Work Lunch. I crocheted a hat for my dead cat. I asked for more work. But nothing helped my boredom.
So as I looked at my twin monitors, letting eye strain get the best of me, I saw the light. And I died. My spirit floated out of my hideous misshapen body and rested on my corpse's leg.
Am a ghost now. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOb. So I possessed my coworker and am making him write this on my phone before I make him commit eat vertical tortilla chip.
So if you're wondering yes it's possible to die of boredom but it's kind of rad because I can just float all the way down the toilet into the sewer system UwU
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Yes, So Stop Asking Already

I've been drifting along in this void for a very, very long time. I'm surrounded by my fellow abductees, most of whom are much older than I, though there is one fellow here who seems to be about my age. He won't stop crying about his girlfriend, or how he never got to finish, but I still don't know what he means by that.
But, perhaps I should start at the beginning. It all began on a sunny Wednesday afternoon. I had just finished negotiating a settlement with my client's ex-husband. Oh, yes, I'm a lawyer. Not that it matters now, no amount of litigation will get me out of here. I always liked to go for a walk after a case ends. It gave me time to reflect on my technique. So, I popped in my earbuds, blasted some Zepp, and started off down the well-traversed park walkway.
As I walked, I passed many things that used to rub me the wrong way. Children playing, people with those ridiculous bluetooth ear sets, those scruffy college-student jackasses playing ultimate frisbee to shitty acoustic soft rock. Now, though, I actually miss those things. Just seeing one unshaven face in a bright field of grass would be utterly beautiful now.
Near the end of my usual route, I passed by a park bench that was, more often than not, unoccupied. That day, however, there appeared to be a homeless man making his temporary home on it. As I walked past, he held out a grizzled hand, begging for any change I might have. I continued walking, as he wasn't worth my time. But, that day, I was feeling generous. I had just ended a major case, after all. I turned back around, rummaging in my pockets as I did so, only to be greeted by his face. I don't even know if you could call it a face, it looked like aged leather canvas stretched tight over a sphere of worms and larvae, which were oozing out of the eye holes. I leaped backward, but it didn't help me. His arms were long, easily five feet. He grabbed me and lifted my body into the air. His mouth opened wide into an expression of screaming, yet the only sound that issued forth was the unmistakable and terrifying sound of a dial-tone.
In my abject horror, the only thing I could manage to say as I was pulled into that gaping maw were the words...
"Oh...my god! YOU WERE PHOOOONE!?!"
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Yet Another Haunted Game

"What've we got this time, Marv?"
"The usual, Al. Another haunted game."
"Again? This is our third one this week! What system?"
"Looks like a Wii disc. I, uh, can't tell you much more than that because the kid smashed it and set it on fire."
"Least they were thorough. Think that stopped whatever was haunting it?"
"Nah. Probably made it angry, though. I'm starting to hear 'You cannot escape' in my head."
"...Great, now I've got it too. Get the trash compactor ready."
"Will do! Hey, can you hang onto this for a second while I go get it warmed up? It's getting hot."
"Just set it down, Marv. If we don't mess with it, it won't hurt us--something they need to learn. I don't understand why they keep playing these obviously haunted games!" 
"Are they really that obvious?"
"Tell me, Marv. What was our catalog last week?"
"Let's see, uh... Sonic Adventure 666, Haunted Kong, Pokemon Blastoise Blue, and The Legend of Dead. You wanna hear the week before last?"
"No."
"You sound angry."
"I am angry! Okay, Marv. let's put it this way. If a kid sees a new game, he or she wants to play it. Right?"
"Right."
"And if that game turns out to be haunted, they keep playing. If I hafta hear that curiosity excuse one more time..."
"Hey, that kid was nice enough to talk to us about it!"
"Sure, whatever. Assuming the game doesn't steal their souls, trap them inside the game, or murder them, they destroy it and throw it out. And what happens then?"
"We pick it up and get rid of it."
"Riiight. When they throw 'em out, it's our job to pick up after 'em!"
"Don't be so bitter! That's what garbage men do. It's our job."
"I did not sign up for this paranormal crap! I'll tell you what, Marv. The next paranormal game we see, I ain't touching. Let it find its way back to the dumb kid."
"You're assuming it will."
"Hey, at least I wouldn't play it."
"...Speaking of, the game's repaired itself while we were talking. Its label is Wii Spooky Sports."
"...Add it to the list and fire up the compactor."
"Will do."
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Yet Another Horrible Pasta

One day, I was eating a poptart, then Nyan cat smashed through my hyper realistic door.
I was visibly afraid. And then I said "Candlejack" and smacked him before he kidnapped me.
Then I watched static because static is fahn. Then my eyes turned red and popped out,
because that always seems to happen in these creepyalfredo's. Then I was on my
COMPUTTER, thinking of some new ideas for creepyravioli's, to no avail.
I posted my feelings on a website, only for it to get deleted by the moderator, and then he sent me a message...
"If you post this one more time, I go to your house and kill you in sleep, then I will shit on your grave and dance on it."
Then I saw a lost episode of Spongebob, because the FCC got high and forgot to check the shows coming on, so I saw this paticular episode on my TV of static. Spengbab was afraid and Squidward was like "I'm going to kill you now" then he turned into Epic Face and blew up and then my TV blew up and I was sad so I killed myself.
The next morning, I woke up, sweating. Then I realized something that made my heart jump through my chest,
I forgot to feed my dog. And if you are reading this, you will die in the next day if you don't foward it to 69 people.
EJECT TAPE NOW.
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:Memes
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Suicide
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Category:Old Shit
Yo Gabba Gabba - Banned Episode

One fine day, my friend Kay and I were watching Yo Gabba Gabba. We saw that there was an episode recorded on my DVR, but it had no title, no description, and no picture. So, we clicked on it. It began to play, and we regret it.
It starts out normally, with DJ Lance Rock coming out and setting the box of creatures on the table, but when he opens the box, Muno, Brobee, and Plex have massive boners. They are also played by 30-year-olds, and that's also their age in this. Foofa and Toodie have tits and very hairy vaginas. DJ Lance Rock starts to lick them slowly, looking at the camera seductively and winking. He begins to take his clothes off, first his hat, then his pants, then his shirt, and then his boxers. His massive black dick covers the whole screen and jizzes all over. The screen goes black, and after about five minutes, it cuts to a scene of all of them in a bathroom. DJ Lance Rock has a plastic cup. All of a sudden, it was like 2 girls, 1 cup all over again. I'll leave out the details, but let's say it turned into 6 people, 1 cup, and the human centipede.
Then the episode was over. During the credits, all you saw was Brobee's green penis spinning.
The end.
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Yo Mama Farted

It is with great scientific expertise that I present to you the undeniable proof that yo mama farted.
First and foremost, let us examine the gas laws. According to the Ideal Gas Law, PV = nRT, where P is the pressure, V is the volume, n is the number of moles, R is the ideal gas constant, and T is the temperature. By analyzing the pressure, volume, and temperature in yo mama's intestinal tract, we can determine that a fart was indeed expelled.
Furthermore, we can also turn to sound wave analysis. By utilizing specialized equipment, we have determined that the noise emitted from yo mama's posterior was indeed a fart, and not just a case of gastrointestinal distress.
But perhaps the most convincing evidence is the smell test. A team of expert sniffers were able to identify the distinct odors associated with flatulence, further solidifying the claim that yo mama farted.
In conclusion, the scientific evidence is clear: yo mama indeed farted.
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