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Lavender

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Lavender is a colour, but it is also a plant. Not to be confused with lilacs or lava.
==Lavender today==
Lavender is lavender, but is lavender truly lavender? And is it truly pale purple? If purple is, well, purple, then Lavender should be around #cc00cc. But who calls that lavender? Lavender may stand out in this colour, but that's not the true web colour. Lavender's web colour is so pale that it almost should belong in the White category! Thank god Lavender is not as close to White as Ivory, or Azure's web colour form.
==Lavender's history==
===Origins===
Lavender started as a tool that the "pyramid builders" used for mummifying the dead. Lavender was also transformed into oil, which was used by the Saudi Albertans to dye their hair. That changed when those oil stealers attacked. This was devastating to the Saudi Albertans, and they are currently at war to this day. This is known as "the Lavender war".
===Comeback===
During the Civil War, Lavender made a comeback. As the oil stealers were distracted, our friends, the Saudi Albertans, were investing in oil again. Lavender was a great source of oil. So, the price of Lavender skyrocketed. Investors of Lavender were bringing in the big bucks.
===Egyptians===
But wait, what about the Egyptians? As the "Ancient" Egyptians started losing their Ancient status, lavender was used less and less there. Lavender was starting to have no use for them. They didn't even know its oil capabilities! Today, Lavender in Egypt is nothing but a historic colour with no use in Egypt. That is if you don't know the oil recipe.
==Countries==
Today, countries like the aforementioned Saudi Alberta embrace Lavender. Slovenia is a country that embraces Lavender just to get popular. This is an evil tactic, and people who do this are complete psychopaths. Yes, Slovenia, despite looking adorable, is hiding something. See, I knew you couldn't trust the femboys!
==Trivia==
*Lavender is lavender.
== See also ==
* Rose
* Fern
* Catnip
Category:Color
Category:Plants
Lawn gnome

Gnomes are an indigenous people from Vermont who live in suburban areas. Most often found in lawns and gardens, these hardy people subsist on a diet of flowers, mailmen, berries, and earthworms. 
==Vital statistics==
*Frequency: Common
*Organization: Solitary or Tribe
*Treasure: Au, Ne
*Armor Class: 8
*Hit Dice: 3
*Special Attacks: Creep Ray, Madness Inducing Flame Wars
*Weapon Specializations: Plastic Flamingo, Plaster Frog
==Characteristics and habitat==
A remarkable feature of lawn gnomes is their ability to remain still for days, possibly years on end. While this originally evolved as a way to outsmart predators, it is now used as means to spread throughout suburban areas. As lawn gnomes are strikingly beautiful as well as utilitarian, their value to humans living in urban environments is quite high. Rather than run from poaching humans, lawn gnomes have learned to stand perfectly still, to the extent that they are often confused with statuary. 
Once picked up by a human and spirited away, a lawn gnome begins to carve out a new home in his or her new domain. This is quite beneficial, as lawn gnomes could never cover such distances without assistance. Lawn gnomes are rarely seen together, as they are nocturnal creatures. They hunt, socialize and mate under cover of darkness, often inside their subterranean dwellings. 
Lawn gnomes prefer darkness, and if caught outside as dawn strikes, they instinctively freeze in whatever position or location they were in. This stationary pose lasts until dark. During this time, lawn gnomes go into a sort of trance, where they rest, and explore their surroundings with their telepathic powers. 
Lawn gnomes are also known to wear blouses.
==Combat==
Although relatively harmless, lawn gnomes will attack cats and mailmen on sight with a plastic flamingo if one is available, otherwise they use whatever physical weapon is handy. If you are not a cat or a mailman, watch out for their madness-inducing creep ray, which has been known to send shivers up the spines of 350-pound Harley dudes.
==In popular culture==
Lawn gnomes have been featured in many works of literature, music, movies, TV shows and dubious message boards. They have been quite popular recently, both as subject matter and as performers on the stage and screen. Examples include , which follows the exploits of a group of lawn gnomes in Middle Earth, and , a television police drama.
==Additional info==
*It is rumored that the 23 Apples of Eris, cult followers of Eris Discordia, have trained lawn gnomes and use them in their unholy Discordian Porn movies. This has not yet been confirmed, due to the fact that the movies in question are always rented out when I go to the video store.
*Scientific testing is currently under way to determine whether lawn gnomes would make an effective deterrent for the flying leech, whose increasing predations and immunity to pesticides are becoming an increasing concern. 
==See also==
*Underpants Gnomes
*Sexy Gnomes
*Smurfs
Category:Legendary creatures
Category:Gardening
Category:Midgets
Category:Stuff you probably should eat
Category:Vermont
Laws of Grammar

# Commas must be used, appropriately.
# Its important that we insert apostrophes in the right place's.
# always ensure Correct Capitalisation.
# Eye before Ee except after Tea.
# You shouldn't have been going to be mixing your tenses, did you?
# always keep your clothes on when doing your grammar
# Always ensure that you never don't use the subjunctive clause to be avoiding indicating that the condition that was described in the noun clause isn't going to represent a present reality, previous future uncertainty, historic representative positivity or improbable past imperfect subnormality.
# Awlays enshur yu use correkt speling.
# Prepositions are not to end sentences with.
# But never begin a sentence with a conjunction. (But that's not always true!)
# Always a verb in every sentence. 
# Never employ an extended, complicated usage when an unembellished one will do.
# It is also very important that you absolutely always avoid the use of completely and totally unnecessary (and fuckass retarded) superlatives.
# In formal writing, the use of slang is like, totally grody, and colloquialisms ain't got no place.
# Try to not split infinitives. 
# The passive voice is to be avoided.
# One will never have needed the future perfect in one's entire life.
# Never don't use neither 2 nor 3 negatives.
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LeBron James Jr.

LeBron Raymone "Bronny" James Jr. (born October 6, 2004), known professionally as Brick James and LeNepo Baby, is an American semi-professional video game streamer who moonlights as a towel boy and part-time basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers of the National Basketball Association (NBA). He amazes basketball fans with his athleticism – except when he's on a basketball court.
Brick is the eldest son of LeBron James Sr. and a dwarf. His younger brother is Bryck James.
==Early life==
Brick James was born to LeBron Raymone James Sr., whose genes were nerfed by Brick's 5'7" cheerleader mother Savannah Brinson. Against the best hopes of the scientists who created James the Elder in a laboratory as a prototype for future supersoldiers, James the Elder was not intelligent enough to attend one year of college and find a Division I NCAA athlete wife to further the attempted eugenics program, so the billions of US taxpayer dollars spent on developing the James genome were ultimately for nought.
After suffering a sudden cardiac arrest during a basketball practice in July 2023, doctors advised Brick for the sake of his health to avoid ever playing professional basketball in the future. As of 2025, he has faithfully complied with that advice.
==College==
After a stellar high school basketball career at Sierra Canyon High as the ninth-best player on his team, Brick attended one year of college at the University of South Cambodia, where his greatest accomplishment was the coveted "winner and team player" award. His jersey was retired in the rafters shortly thereafter, as the most talented USC Trojan of all time. Incidentally, a Trojan is what James the Elder wishes he had worn on the night Brick was conceived.
== Career ==
Brick was drafted in the seventh round by the Lakers in 2024, after his father threatened to leak a video to the press of that thing Jeanie Buss and Rob Pelinka did last summer. Selected immediately before him were an arena janitor and a broken treadmill (for parts only). Brick currently splits his time between keeping Anthony Davis's seat warm on the Lakers bench, and the team's G League affiliate the South Bay Lakers, where the James family engages in its most charitable endeavor: every game that Brick plays, James the Elder donates $10,000 to each of Brick's impoverished G League teammates to pass him the ball.
==Famous quotes==
"Daddy, I want uppies!"
"King Daddy, that poor person just touched me! Eew! Do something!!"
"I'm Brick James, bitch!"
==See also==
*Delonte West
*Nepotism
Category:American sportspeople
Category:American basketball players
Category:Intentionally Bad
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Lead fish

Lead Fish are a species of fish 3 miles long, powered by steam, and made out of 99% lead and 1% pine. The lead fish is a rather interesting creature much like its parent - the giant space shrimp. The fish resides in John Prescott's stomach where it feeds on what he eats(little children), which for anything other than a lead fish would be lethal. 
==History of the Lead Fish==
Discovered by sea astronauts over 200 hundred years ago, the Lead fish awoke from a million year sleep. Made with simple technology by the dinosaur elders, he was worshipped as a god. Lead was used as they saw on the internet that it was both strong and light, for such intelligent creatures they really are stupid. Steam power was used because it is the most popular of all dinosuarian technologies, they haven't quite mastered nuclear power due to the stubbyness of their toes and the fact that they hired the scientists who worked on Chernobyl. He is not gentically related to the Planet eating Space Shrimp, but he was treated like a son. The Space Shrimp let him survive under the Artic Ocean of John Prescotts digestive system, while he massacared all the Dinosaurs because one of them called him Gay...
He is generally known as approaching the intelligence of. George Bush
As the fish sits at the bottom of the stomach it sings it's song which goes like this:
===He Sings His Song===
I'm the lead fish powered by steam, 
I live in the stomach of a cabinet MP,
I'm related to the european sea bream,
I can sing catchey songs to a tolerable degree.
As I sing my song egg and chips float by,
And I wonder what he's having for dessert,
To my surprise he ate 5 blueberry pies,
And the ambulance was on the alert.
HEY!
==Discography== 
 
* Crabbey Road 
* Nine Inch Whales 
* Smells Like Bream Spirit 
* Shrimp Bizkit - Chocolate Leadfish 
* Clams n' Roses - Appeteite For Plankton 
* Sink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Tuna 
* Codplay - Chips&Pie 
* Linkin Carp - Haddock Theory 
* Codplay - Rush Of Crud To The Lead 
* Sink Floyd - Fish You Were Here 
* Sink Floyd - Atom Carp Mother 
* Koi Kill Boy
* No Trout 
* Stickelback - The Long Toad 
* The Water Beatles - Twist & Trout 
* Bream - Bohemian Bassderdy
* Badly Prawn Koi
* Shellfish Presley
* Tina Tuna - Shrimply The Best
* Mackerel Jackson - Kriller
* Clammstein - Ich Krill
==Filmography==
* James Pond in Goldfishfinger
* Shark Trek: Koiager
* Not Another Bream Movie
* Legally Pond
* Crustacian Street
* Emmerwhale
* Ally McEel
* The Shrimpsons
* Seal Or No Seal
* The Cod Father
* Star Fish Wars - The Plankton Menace
Category:Fish
League of Legends

Leg nO Leg ends (LoL), commonly referred to as "Racist Virgin Anger Issues Rage Baby Simulator" is a 2009 multiplayer online IQ test that was created by the Worker's Party of North Korea, as an interrogation technique to be used American intelligence officers. The game is currently produced by some guy called Jeff Jew, and maintained by the company TencNet (alongside League FPS, League Mobile, League Chess, and League Card Game). TencNet is known for their social media app: WeCheat. 
==Gameplay==
Withing LoL there are two teams (Green and purple) and five "roles" or positions that one individual on each team can play. These are: Top, doggy style, missionary, bottom, and anal. All five members of each team must work together to type racial slurs at the highest possible rate, as the objective of the game is to cause the enemy and (optionally) your team to suffer mental breakdowns, without succumbing to your primal urges. LoL also provides various fun game modes, including ARAM (All Racist, All Missionary), URF (Ultra Racist Fascism), ARURF (All Racist Ultra Racist Fascism), Twisted Treeline, and Negus Blitz. 
== Champions ==
There is over 160 champions in LoL. The roster mainly consists of minorities, LGBT people (even both at the same time), racists, seductors, femboys, shirtless guys, animals, which have unbelievably large amount of R34 content, and a pedophile.
There is a hidden Easter egg in LoL: Kassadin deals 5% more damage to minorities and doesn't get bounty for his head after killing them.
== The Client ==
The client of LoL is a feat of human technology and a marvel of science, such that in 2021, it received the award "Spaghetti Shop of The Year" from Genghis Khan after they invented the new dish "Viego: the spaghetti king"
==Demographic==
The main demographic of LoL consists of Chinese government officials, who are gathering data on how best to run a partial democracy from the surrender vote system.
==Revenue==
Although the game is marketed as "Free-to-play", ElevencNet still earns billions in revenue every year from LoL as a direct result of selling the souls of players to Mexican cartels. The game's secondary source of income are in-game skins, which are sold to sexually frustrated, fourteen-year-old children as cheap pawnography.
== Spin offs and media ==
Despite it's success, the game gained a lot of spin offs to a animated web TV show based on every peoples favorite character Arcane. There's even several Nintendo Switch games too!
Category:Video games
Category:Things that led to the demise of my social life
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Lebanon

Lebanon 	Lebanon
 	
Gender 	Republic
Age 	74 (republic years)
Aliases 	al-Jumhūrīyah al-Lubnānīyah, République libanaise, Liban
Voiced by 	Hassan Nasrallah
First Appearance	Eurovision Song Contest 2005 ban list
Last Appearance 	Uncyclopedia
==About==
Lebanon is a Dumb Republic LB-961 first manufactured by France to make people disoriented as needed - or, according to France's enemies, to make them too disoriented. After discovering music, she got high and sort of wandered off however, and soon found herself in the Eurovision Song Contest 2005, where she eventually began trolling the contestants and getting them embroiled in a French plot involving Israel, Lebanon's successor, allowing Lebanon to gain gayness before escaping.
Now free to live her own life, she tried to make it in Europe as a singer and a writer but her song fell victim to a scandal on the Eurovision Song Contest 2009 show. She moved back to the Middle East and after an appearance on the Israeli movie Lebanon in the Venice Film Festival, Lebanon kicked her music habit, and now lives with her rapist Nasrallah and their daughter Jordan again.
She continues to give Republican advice to people in the Middle East to this day.
==Quotes==
*
*
==Life lessons==
*”I learned I shouldn’t get banned to come up with songs. I should come up with songs and then get banned to reward myself.”
==Featured movies==
*The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988; cameo)
*Lebanon (2009)
==Fun facts==
*Lebanon is an actual country. In the Middle East, she has a flag, a coat of arms, an anthem, a mountain, and a Wikipedia article stating that she's a "democratic republic".
==Comments==
*You wanna get high?
*
Category:Middle Eastern countries
Category:Asian countries
Category:French inventions
category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Eurovision Song Contest
Category:South Park
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Legal contract

A legal contract can only be, forthwith unto and non-binding, according to Her Majesty's will and desire as noted by said parties involved thus far and up to all points thus requested to have been or were to have been shown in a priori textual circumstances, wherein all persons and/or parties can remain anonymous up until the point of said disclosure of persons involved, sub-divided into several notable paragraphs and/or sections.
== Preamble ==
This contract shall only be served and/or may to were to have been served in all circumstances save annulation by common consent of the ex professo mandate to perform said cancellation of any annulation clauses performed within said non-specific timeframe.
== Clause 1 ==
Wherein all subclauses shall form an essential part of said main clause.
=== Subclause a ===
See 1.a.(i)
==== 1.a.(i) ====
All contexts above, up until the point of said annulled cancellation, shall be applicable to both Clause One and Sub-subclause 1.a.(ii).
==== 1.a.(ii)====
See Amendments hereto.
==== 1.a.(iii) ====
There hath said been removed of all of sub-subclause a.(ii) by decree of Her Majesty's most majestic affrontational whim, notwithstanding ACT OF GOD and FORCE MAJEUR.
== Final Clause ==
All contexts within are relevant at the time of inscribement, but may not apply to all subaquean beaches in the Isle of Man.
== Amendments ==
1) Amendment to sub-subclause 1.a.(ii) that all of said sub-subclause may not be applied indirectly to any portion of sub-subclause 1.a.(iii), with the exception of Wednesday, 16th July - 0746z.
2) Notwithstanding the Final Clause, the above Amendment to the said non-referrable subclause shall not result in any counter-annulation of sub-subclause 1.a.(iii), Clause 1 and Amendment 2.
== See Also ==
* Santa Clause
Category:Law
it:Contratto
Legalism (Christianity)

There are many laws that were invented by legalist Christians, as additions to the core theology. The following is a list of such laws.
==The Secular-Legalist's Ten Commandments (in modern English)==
*1. You shall have no other gods. That means you must not worship other gods, but you are allowed to worship what they stand for, for example money, power, and so on.
*2. You shall not practice idolatry and worship idols or images, unless we the Church grants the particular graven image immunity. Yeah, God is a jealous God but he won't notice it if the whole church is doing it, particularly if it's done in his name. Buy our laminated pocket portrait of Jesus while you're at it.
*3. You shall not take the Lord God's name in vain, unless you use it to spite infidels and heathens or unless the word is in the same sentence as "freedom", "democracy", "-given right", "bomb" or "morals".
*4. Remember the Sabbath Day: you must work to the death on that day like any other or we the Church shall call you a lazy bum.
*5. Honour your parents, and tell them to give plenty of money to the local priest, minister, or pastor to honour them. God will bless you for doing this. If not, then God is testing your faith. Show your faith! Keep sending in the money!
*6. You may kill, but not murder, gay men, infidels, and barbarian heathens. Just say the Holy Spirit made you do it and you'll be fine.
*7. You shall not commit adultery, unless you are a priest, minister, or pastor, in which case God forgives. Amen.
*8. You shall not steal, except from the congregation or hoi polloi. You are also allowed to sell crap and steal from the religious masses in the church, if we the Church sees it fit.
*9. You shall not bear false witness, unless in the name of the Church or the politician the Church endorses. Or if you claim the Holy Spirit told you not to and that you interpreted the vision wrong. God forgives, brethren and sisters.
*10. You shall not covet what other people have. That's you, stupid, lazy welfare-leeches. Don't even look at my yacht -- it's my God-given property -- and none of my tax money will go to you via the sinful communist government agencies. Hi, I'm Tom DeLay. Remember to vote for me in November.
*11. Thou shalt become a pedophile, especially if thou art a catholic disgust, THOU shall fucketh thy child in their asseth.
==The Ascetic-Legalist or Damian Boyle's Addendum==
*1. You shall not be gay, nor shall you endorse the quality of being gay. This refers to both homosexuality and happiness. Suffer, and be miserable, and you will feel like you are living a righteous life, regardless of whether you actually are.
==Christianity for Dummies==
"So let's go through this one more time. Christianity is an easy religion. It can be summed up in 4 words. 4 simple little itty-bitty football-player sized words: "Don't Be a Dick." Amen. That's it. Don't be a dick. Thou shalt not steal-because that would make you a dick. The meek shall inherit the earth what they're bloody well given. And be thankful for it."
Category: Christianity