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JEFF GOES TO SLEEP

Jeff the killer had finished what he calls "daily rounds" and felt tired. Jeff had burned off his eyelids so he couldn't sleep, though. Jeff felt more and more sleepy until he sleep walked into SlenderMan's mansion
"SlenderMan...."
Jeff started.
"I can't sleep...."
"Here... Jeff"
Slenderman said.
"I have a magical fairy tale that will get you to sleep.."
Slenderman sat in a chair as Jeff sat on the ground.
"Once there was a sleepy boy.." 
Slenderman said.
"He was the sleepiest boy in the sleep kingdom...."
"He was about to dose off when.."
"WAKEY WAKEY SLEEPYDOO! A MAGICAL SLEEP TROLL CAME IN AND JUMPED AND BOUNCED ArOUnd WITH EXCITMENT!!!"
"THE BOY WAS THEN WISKED AWAY BY A FLYING MALLUSC! THE END!"
This story didn't make Jeff go to sleep...
"SLENDERMAN! THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL!"
"Okay, Jeff, then lets try a nursry rhime that my mommy sung to me.."
"GET UP! DON'T LAY DOWN GET UP DON'T LAY DOWN!!!!"
SLENDERMAN! I'm trying to go to sleep! Not get up!"
"Oh.... I see... Here Jeff drink this drink.
Jeff looked at the cup full of brown liquid.
"What is thi-"
"DRINK IT JEFF!"
Jeff lifted the cup up to his mouth and drunk the strange liquid.
"Hmm.. this isn't half bad! What's this drink Slenderman?"
Slenderman looked at Jeff with a smile.
"It's coffee."
"COFFEE?!?!" 
Jeff dropped the dropped the drink.
"For the last time Slenderman I'm Trying to GO TO SLEEP!"
Jeff was now becomming hyper. His heart pounded and he bounced all over the place. He ran down the street trying to stop his legs, but he couldn't control his hyper body.
"I... gues I'll just have to let my body catch up with my weary brain.."
All the sudden, a bush jumped up into a sleep troll.
"WAKEY WAKEY! SLEEPYDOO!"
"AAAA!" Jeff screamed "SLEEP TROll!"
Jeff realized it was just a bush.
Jeff ran in front of a buildboard advertizing milk.
Jeff glanced at the milk on the board..
"Why Jeff? Why did you drink me?"
"I'm sorry mr. milk, you are just so delicious...."
Jeff shook his head.
"That buildboard is NOT talking to me.. keep going til you crash Jeff."
As Jeff ran passed the buildboard the milk on the sign said:
"Why Jeff?"
Jeff kept running until he saw a gigantic Slenderman.
"YOU'RE WASTING ALL ME MUSTARD!" ME PHROPHETS! ME PROPHETS!" the gigantic Slenderman said.
The thing that was weird was that slenderman hated mustard!
Jeff ran into a huge tower made of buckets of mustard, and the tower toppled over on Jeff. A huge flying malusc that Slenderman described in the story whisked Jeff the killer away into the sky.
The molusc ran into something, and dropped Jeff. 
Jeff saw a huge light ahead of him...
"Please... PLEASE just let me sleep...." Jeff cried.
"There's no reason to despair my child..."
Jeff looked up when  he heard the voice...
It was Sir Seasel the SeaSleep king..
"Sir Seasel the SeesSleep king?" Jeff smiled.
"Close your eyes, and I'll put magic sand in your eyes so you could sleep..."
With sand buring his eyes, Jeff collapsed to the ground and had a good night's sleep.
Until...
"WAKEY WAKEY SLEEPYDOO!"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:DIALOGUE!
JEFF IS A MAN

SO ONCE JEFRY WUZ LIKE "I NED TO GET IN SHAP" SO HE WNT TO A POKYMON GYN AND HE WUZ LIK "I NEED TO GT IN SHAP" BUT DA GUYZ DERE WERE LIK "DIZ IZ A POKYMON GYM NOT A EXRCIZ GIM" BUT JEF TABED DEM. HE PROCEDED TO GO TO AN ACTUEL GYM AND STARTED WOKING OUT. MONTHZ LATUR, HE GOT A MUSCULR BODE AND DA GURLZ LIKED HIM! BUT DEN HE STABED THEM TOO BECUZ HE'S JEFF THE KILLER, YOU DUMY.
AND DEN THE TRAINERS SKELETONZ POPED OUT
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Pokemon
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Shortpasta
JEFF PLAYS COD: BLACK OPS II

JEFF GOT A NEW GAME AND IT WAS BLACK OPS II. HE COULDN'T WAIT TO PLAY IT UNTIL HE STARTED PLAYING. A ANNOYING LITTLE KID STARED CUSING AND CRES EVERY TIME HE GETS KILLED. 
THIS KID NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP AND JEFF DIDN'T HAVE A MIC TO TELL HIM TO SHUT UP. JEFF TRYED EVERYTHIG TO GET RID OF THE KID BUT EVERY LOBBY HE JOINS, THE KID IS ALWAYS THERE.
SO HE WENT TO SEE BEN AND BEN SAY HE'LL HEP HIM. BEN GOES INTO JEFF'S XBOX AND SENDS HIMSELF OVER TO THE KIDS XBOX USING THE WI-FI WAVES. HE WENT IN THE KIDS XBOX AND STARTS TO HAUNT TO KID.
3 WEKS LATER...
JEFF READS THE NEWSPAPER AND THE FRONT PAGE WAS: RETARDED COD KID FOUND DEAD! BEN LATER TOLD JEFF THAT HE SCARED THE KID SO MUCH IT KILLED AD HE DOYED! JEFF WAS SO HAPPY THAT HE CAN NOW PLAY COD IN PEASE. 
UNTI JEFF REALISED THAT HE WASN'T THE ONLY CUSING LITTLE KID ON COD! 
NOW KIDS LETS ALL LEARN A LESSON HERE, IF YOU PLAY GAME YOU SHOUDN'T BE PLAYING THEN JEFFS GONA SEND BEN ON TO YOUR CONSOLE! SO GET OFF COD AND GO BACK TO CLUB PENGUIN!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
JEFF THE TANUKI

ONCE UPON A TIME JEFF WAS SMOKING POT WITH BEN AND HE ACCIDENTALLY SMOKED A SUPER LEAF! A TANUKI SUIT APPEARED ON HIM! HE USED HIS TAIL TO FLY, BUT THEN A BULLET BILL TOUCHED HIM AND HE FELL! NOTHIN' BELOW HIM BUT BOILING LAVA! LUCKILY, A SKULL RAFT CAME BY!
SMILEDOG: SKULLS?! OOH, SKULLS MEAN BAD MEDICINE!
JEFF: WELL, THESE SKULLS WERE GOOD MEDICINE FOR ME!
ANYWAY, JEFF WAS ATTACKED BY CRAZED LAVA SHARKS, BUT HE STABBED THEM AND USED THEM TO CROSS THE LAVA! HE THEN WENT HOME AND ATE PIZZA, AND SWORE TO LAY OFF POT FOR A WEEK.
HE DIDN'T NOTICE, THOUGH, THAT THE SLICE OF PIZZA HE WAS ABOUT TO PUT INTO HIS MOUTH HAD A DASH PEPPER ON IT....
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Mario
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
JEFF TURNS INTO A GIRAFFE!!!!

THIS ONE TIME JEFF HAD A DREAM THT HE WUZ A GIRAFFE AND HE WOKE UP AND HE ACUCLY WUZ ONE AL HUS LIFE SO HE MOVD TO AFRICA AND KILS OTHR GIRAFFES! THUS IS TRU CUSE I WUZ IN AFRICA AND I SAW JEFF AND TOK A FOTO:
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Animulz
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
JOE ROGAN STOLE MY CHILD (JOKE)

IT WAS A DARK AND STOMRY NIGHT IN MAINE, OREGON. AND I HAD JUST CLOSED ALLT HE WINDOWS FOR THE NIGHT (AS I DO BECAUSE I HAVE SEVER ALLERGIES AND DON'T LIKE THE PLANT SPERM GETTING IN MY AIRWAYS) SO AFTER I LCOSED THE WINDOW I LOCKED THE DOOR, BUT I NOTICED THE DOOR WAS ALREADY LOCKED, INTERESTING BECAUSE MY CHILD WAS THE ONLY OTHER PERSON IN THE HOUSE AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS ASLEEP. I SHRUGGED IT OFF (BIG MISTAK) AND WNET TO BED. WEHN I GO TO CHECK ON BEN I SEE NONE OTHER THAN JOSEPH ROGANUS STANDING OVER HIS CRIB, I GRAB MY MACE AND I SPRAY HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS BLAD HEAD (SHINY) BUT BEING HE IS A SUPERIOR BEING, HE STARTED LEVITATING AND THEN TELEPORTED WITH MY SON. IM NOT SURE WHERE HE WENT, HE IS STILL OUT THERE SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE HIM. DEAR GOD, MY SON IS PROBABLY DOING DMT WITH JOE ROGAN AND ALEX JONES RIGHT NOW. ANYWAY, PLEASE ET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE MY SON, HE IS QUITE FURRY ON THE ACCOUNT HE IS A RACCON THAT I FOUND IN THE BACKALLEY OF A CLOSED DOWN PARTY CITY.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
JOHN

Meet John, a fifteen year old boy who loves video games. John in recent months has had an unusual attachment to all of his games for his PS3 particularly his more violent ones John's family saw this as normal behavior as he did this often, but to the mother and sister of john this was something different. John at times was not acting like himself he seemed more morbid. John's mother and sister decided one day to talk to John about this issue. As John's mother and sister asked him what was wrong, Johns eyes seemed to flash red then John began to scream and throw various household objects such as chairs and pictures hanging on the wall at his mother and sister. John's mother had no choice but to knock him out.
John awoke in a hospital bed the only light in the room was a green light above Johns head and some street light that came through a window to Johns left. John looked down and noticed he was bound to the bed by leather straps. John just sat back and sighed in anger, and waited for something to happen in solemn contemplation. John heard something that would suggest he was not alone in the room; his sister joined him at his bedside. She was covered in blood as if she had just murdered someone. His sister leaned in and whisper "you know what you must do" John gently nodded and his sister faded into dust. As she did this a door that was up until this point unnoticeable, swung open releasing a blinding light into the room and two grown men rushed in and stood at the foot of Johns bed then a doctor slowly walked in.
John began trying to escape by kicking his feet pulling, pushing, struggling but nothing worked he was caught. As soon as John realized this he felt irate then seemingly without effort he ripped off the straps. All the men in john's room just stood swallowed in fear. John then raised his hands and all men in the room slowly rose to the roof of the room as they reached the roof, a high pitched screech was heard the men screamed in agonizing pain as john's eyes flashed red once more, the men's bodies exploded releasing blood and guts all over the room. John then levitated out the window of the room.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
JOIN US (Henry Stickmin CreepyPasta)

If your name is Henry don't play Henry Stickmin. Hello my name is Henry of course. I watch Henry Stickmin videos on youtube and I wanted to play the game. so I saved up money to buy it on steam. When I launched the game my parents said they were going to work so after they left I played the game. On the main menu screen it seamed normal but instead of henry stickmin being there it was ME and it said JOIN US I rubbed my eyes and it went away. when I started all the episodes were unlocked so I chose completing the mission and I was going to do the tripel threat ending but when I started Ellie was there but not henry and she was looking at me. when Ellie went into charles hellicopter charels said "hey buddy why are you not in here with us?" I got creeped out so I took a nap to clear my head but when I woke up Ellie and charels were in my room like the ones from the video game and they looked like a cartoon Ellie said "so you want us to visit you instead?" I felt weird so I ran to the bathroom and I looked in the mirror and I was a cartoon henry stickmin charater and this was not an illusion and I screamed.
THE END?
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Vidya games
Category:Shortpasta
JONTRON LOST EPISODE

My name is Tom, And i really love me some JonTron! One day when I opened up Youtube, I was surprised to see Jon had uploaded a video! He hadn't uploaded in months! The video was called "jontron.avi" and i thought this was quite strange. The thumbnail was a picture of an evil jon with blood all over his face and no eyes! The video was only 14.34 seconds long, it was just the boss music from sonic CD, with the thumbnail. in the last 1.12 seconds, Jon's voice says: "DO IT TOM" The description of the video was just a jumbled mess of letters and numbers but in the middle, about 42 lines in, there was a link to "loldieplz.net" and i clicked it. There was just a megaupload page with a link to the file "deadgrumps.exe" and when I played it it showed the gamegrumps intro, but it was REVERSED! And when the video started, Jon said "Hi Welcome to Dead Grumps! I'm Jon!" But Arin was nowhere to be found. The episode was of sonic.exe but I could play it! And when I played it to the end, the message at the end was replaced with a picture of a bloody Jon and it looked HYPER REALISTIC. He jumped out of the screen after about 32.45 seconds and started floating about! Then he screamed and said "WELCOME TO DEAD GRUMPS MUTHAFUCKA!" And he ate my face.
(Please excuse bad grammar, as i have no face therefor no eyes)
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:File Extensions
JONTRON LOST EPISODE - THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY

__NOTOC__
==IV: A New Hope==
Hi, I'm tom. And I used to be a fan of Jontron, But NOT ANYMORE. Since Jontron literally swallowed my face, I live in his stomach now. Its quite cozy! So I was looking on my laptop and WOW! A new JONTRON! It was called "Tom gets ATE!" and It was a video of when I got eaten! How rude of Jon!
==V: The TOM Strikes Back==
I was outraged and I punched a hole through Jon. Blood came out, everywhere! All over me! It was gross and i nearly vomited! When I popped out of jon, I turned around and Jon Looked pretty pised!!! So I kicked him in the face. And His face EXPLODED! Blood! Blood everywhere! But the worst part was that a skeleton popped out at me! When I kiled the skellington, Jon was nowhere to be found. He left a note that said "Tom u suck and I am better so go die plz Tom do it"
This was strange.
==VI: Return of the Jon==
Suddenly Jon popped out and ate me several times. Now Im inside of Jon and Im typing this story for the CreepyPasta Wiki. But It got rejected because Trollpasta had the picture of patrick.I hope Jon doesn't find thiug; qrhm8g pgq87 3849t
Im Jon and You're next, MADDAFACKUH!
==Epilogue==
This is the final chapter of the JonTron Saga. Jon ate tom and proceeds to eat all the bishes that watch jontron.avi.
Thanks, and have fun!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Shortpasta
JOSH

A little boy laid in his bead watching TV his name was Josh. He has been getting in trouble a lot lately and hated it. He finally said" I have gotten in trouble too Manny times this year!!!!!!!!! I AM RUNNING AWAY FROM HOME!!!!!!!" When Josh's parents were asleep josh got the largest kitchen knife. He opened the door slowly. And stood above his parents in bed and said "GOOD BYE !" He held the knife up and... STARTED STABBING HIS PARENTS STABBING, STABBING, AND STABBING!!! And all there guts and bones started to come out. Blood was all over Josh's face and body his parents were dead. Josh climbed out of his window then started to begin his journey its not as what he expecded. This creepy pasta is not finished so do not read it yet
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
JPEG Copypasta

Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.
You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.
Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.
Still, the primary weakness of this algorithm is the haphazard placement of decompressed data. There's just too much of it to channel through normal means, so any loss of data containment results in corrupted images. In your case, it would appear that you're losing image data through the empty hole where your goddamned shift key should be.
Category:Copypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Jack

the young boy woke up in his room. the blood still on his jeans from the other night. he wasnt too scared though, his father had swooped in and had saved him from his foe. " are you okay jack?" his father asked in a mad voice. jack replied with craze in his voice. he didnt seem to like the way his father was talking to him. "dont you dare use that tone with me!" he held a knife to jacks neck. "shut up." he said "shut the fuck up!" jack resisted his fathers grip. "leave me alone!" he said with tears beginning to run down his cheek. his father continued to slap him. "toughen up pussy!" he yelled. jack grabbed the knife from his fathers hands and held it to his neck. "you toughen up you crazy fucker!" he started to lose his control over himself. "thats it! thats it! im done with you!" for a second, his  father had the look he hadnt had in a long time: fear. but that idea quickly faded as he grabbed the knife from jack and threw jack against the wall." you little shit! he said. he kicked jack in the stomach and left the room.
The next day jack went to a nearby fast food resturaunt. he ordered some food and thought to himself. "fuck my life he thought. how will i make my dad proud? He went home that night and took his dads knife. he found a hoodie and an old mask from a halloween costume. he walked outside and to town. he walked into the fast food resturaunt that he had eaten at that same day."sup loser" a group of kids were there too. "its not halloween." "fuck you" jack replied. "you want to take this outside?" the kid asked. " if you got the balls" jack replied. but jack didnt take any chances. he lunged at the kid and stabbed him repeatedly in the stomach. the blood oozed from it like a spilled glass. he slowly cut open the childs stomach
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Jack-Jack could become the most powerful Super Villain

Jack-Jack is shown to have insurmountable powers throughout his montages. We already see in the previews for the Incredibles II that he has the power to inflict damage on Mr. Incredible (laser eyes take out some hair). We also know that he already has demons inside of him as seen when Syndrome abducts him. If this continues to be the case, we may see a theme similar to that of Frozen where everybody is overly cautious of his powers, driving him into a feeling of isolation, causing him to disdain his family (we already see that with Dash and Violet a little) and more normal supers/people, and leading him to seek attention in the only ways he knows how. This might be a bit too much of a tragedy for Disney though, as it would be the descent of a loved one into evil and them doing everything they can to stop it from happening, but the damage is done and admitting when somebody is truly lost. I don't know if Disney could go that dark, especially in an animated movie.
Alternatively, we see him growing up a little spoiled because it doesn't seem anybody can challenge him or properly discipline him. As he develops his attitude becomes more and more rotten, and he starts taking what he wants. With nobody to really challenge him, his ideas of grandeur grow, and he realizes he must take out those who threaten to subdue him, including the governments over-reach. He is just one tantrum away from a total melt-down.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:THERY
Category:Shortpasta
Jack The Killer

Jack was a normal kid with typical bullys that left him in cuts & bruses. He was 15 years old, he had blue eyes like the dimoneds in the sky, he was very fit. He always had one friend: Jeffery, he and jeffery had been friends since pre-school. They have always been in the same class and when the first day of the school and they would see each other ans say "IT'S YOU AGIEAN!!!.
One day he...was acting...well, strange. He did not say enything to Jeffery or enybody. Then one of the bullys said "HEY JACK GO KILL YOUR SELF.....NERD." At the final word he threw a glass shard into his head. He ran home " JACK! JACK!" said jeffery as he chased him. He ran into his house and he said good afternoon mom".
His mother turned around to look st his blood stained son. "JACK WHAT HAPPENED?!?!" He laughed and shown her the knife he had behined his back j-jack. Why is that in your hand? He ran up and stabbed her repeatedly. He ran into the darkness of the forrest, he heared a fimiler voice come from the back of him. "Jack!" 
He felt two arms around his waist. He stabbed the person that put arms around him. He turned arouned to the victim...he had just killed Jeffery. NO...JEFFERY" screamed Jack i- it's o-ok jack...m-my v-vary best f-friend....g-go-goodb-bye Jack." said jack as he died. Jack compleatly gone insain and killed eny-one that bullyed others...cause he has felt there pain to.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta