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A Golden age is a period of time that took place fifty years ago (or more), in which historiansby "historians" we mean "old people"ly agree that every quantifiable facet of life was immeasurably better. This is curious, because actual historical records do not corroborate these findings, but old people consistently maintain that life was better with lead in the gasoline (and paint) and asbestos everywhere else.
==Daily living==
Those surveyed cannot believe what the world has come to these days. Why in their day coffee was a nickel a cup (free refills), gasoline was a quarter a gallon (not allowed to pump it yourself) and men workedgood, honest, backbreaking, non-OSHA-certified workfor two cents an hour.
Yes, those were the days; when cars were metal and grass wasn't plastic. Those surveyed indicated that a casual weekend at home involved a game of catch with the kids, some gardening for the missus, and Cavalcade of Stars in low-def black and white.
Interestingly, many subjects paradoxically indicate that life was actually more difficult, and it has been repeatedly asserted that one had to walk three miles in the snow, uphill both ways, in order to use the lavatory, get to school or rent a prostitute. Subjects invariably dozed off before these discrepancies could be resolved.
==Childhood leisure==
"Kids today don't know nothin'", report 71% of those surveyed. "Little bastards sit inside all day with their Nintendos and never go outside to a busy city street to play hopscotch in the middle of multi-ton automobiles with drum brakes. Bet they never played with a hoop nor a stick neither."
Fun childhood activities also included catchin' frogs, lightnin' bugs, measles, mumps, and polio.
==See also==
*Good Old Days
*The Past
*Smallpox
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Golf ball

Golf balls, amirite? Got a couple of those at home. Little dimply fellas. You know the ones. Anyways, they're hard, they're small, and you give 'em a good smack when you're out on the course. 
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== What are golf balls made out of? ==
Human Flesh,duh.If someone dies indoors,some people who want to make a profit take the body and sell it to golf ball and Tennis Ball manufacturers.It isn’t Grave Robbery if the grave never existed,eh?
== Why would anyone like golf balls? ==
No one else knew what they were made after,so naturally they just were lovin’ it.How it’s made however caused Protests and Riots.Even more than YouTube after taking away the like and dislike buttons.Those manufacturers should’ve used a fillin’ machine amirite?
== Why is golf even popular? ==
Golf is popular because…uh…I don’t know.I’m surprised golf didn’t even die yet.
== Were they always made out of human flesh? ==
Yes they were.Back when they were first created in The Russian Empire in 1608,Serfs who refused to work got smacked with Rocks and turned into a Pulp.That pulp is then turned into a ball along with some oats known as человеческий сырный шарик.The balls were used to make Alcholol and Cheese which is why it’s also known as Human Cheese ball.Eventually,The balls got passed onto Russian Immigrants who went to the Americas.Those Human cheese balls got rebranded as Пацифистская сфера meaning Pacifist Sphere.Despite the name,this was used for Slaves who died while on the field,so owners would bury them,wait 5 days,and use whatever’s left to create Golf-ball sized balls that were painted and used to play a game called Roblox.Later on after the Civil War,there were people who changed the name to “Golf Ball.” Named after Golf and as a result,they became popular…while still using people to make them.Due to the fact that all operations were Underground,people didn’t notice until How it’s Made by Huggwasps Caused Public Outrage.
Golfishing

Golfishing consists of lashing a golf ball to the end tackle on a fishing rod and casting it down the fairway . Upon reaching the green the ball is either flicked into the hole with a cast or lifted up and dropped in using the rod. Lowest score over 18 holes (or as many as you can manage before the check trousers come for you swinging 9 irons) wins.
== Origin ==
After several beers, a golfer and a fisherman got into an argument about which sport was more challenging. The fisherman dared the golfer to attach his golf ball to a fishing reel, the golfer took him up on the dare, and the sport was born. The fisherman wanted to fill each hole with water and a goldfish, to symbolize a "fish biting", but then the ball wouldn't go in the hole, so this idea was scrapped.
== Rules and regulations ==
After a few more lagers, the pair decided on a few rules. You must aim your casting line directly for the hole. If you fall short of the hole on the first try, you must recast from where your ball rests on the ground. Anyone who gets the line caught in a tree must untangle the line and try again from where they started. Anyone who gets the ball into a sand trap or water hazard must recast their line from the edge of the sand trap or water hazard. Anyone who catches a fish or an alligator with the golf ball in the water hazard automatically wins. Anyone whose ball comes loose from the line is considered to have had their bait "stolen" and must go back to the beginning of the hole. If you run out of line, or duct tape, you lose. If nobody catches a fish or alligator, then the one who finishes all 18 holes first, with the lowest score, or as many holes as possible before the golfers behind you lose their patience, wins.
== Equipment ==
You can play Golfish using whatever ramshackle tackle you have. Beachcasters with big multipliers and light braid are standard however. A light-duty line is usually fine for this purpose, unless you intend to catch an alligator or a shark. Make sure you have plenty of line, at least 5000 meters. Since a hook is usually easier to tape the ball to than bare line, you will need a decent sized hook. You will also need duct tape to attach the ball to the hook. Be sure and bring the whole roll. Bait to rub onto or attach to your ball is optional.
== Stroke mechanics ==
In the tradition honored by golfers, the ball is stroked before casting it, to reassure it that it will be all right. Even if it gets lost, someone will probably find it again, even if that someone is a fish or a deer. Besides, golf balls usually do better on their own, since they don't get hit as much once they become independent. This is why golfishing is kinder to the ball than regular golf.
==See Also==
*Golf
*Fishing
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Golliwogg

The "Golliwogg" (later "Golliwog", "golly doll") were a race of diminutive dark-skinned gnome-like creatures who once ruled the sprawling steppes of Afro-America. They are thought to have died out during the last Great War for the Moon (1812-1990) due to the resulting shortages of Jazz Music. 
== Culture ==
The Golliwogs were once a very proud and intellectual society, credited with many great discoveries including Chinese Food and the Phonograph. 
They built their cities out of reinforced Aluminium Cronkite, mined from the mountains, and twigs. This made their buildings quite resistant to intruding native creatures, such as the hideously dangerous and dangerously hideous Uglo-Americans.
The largest city in the Golliwog Empire was named Itali (not to be confused with Italy). It was the home of many Golliwog monuments.
== Predators ==
The Golliwogs had few natural predators and the only one they were not able to sufficiently manage was the Flying Shark. Attempts to build shark netting failed to save them, due to the ability of these sharks to simply fly over the nets.
== History ==
Golliwogs were brought to Earth by aliens to combat the ever increasing dangers of Americans some time in the late 14th Century. They were meant to protect the world from the dangers of McDonalds and other American evils. 
Evidently they had little success.
Given incredible minds and a German-like work ethic, they developed so quickly that they had invented the Laser within two and a half minutes of reaching the Bronze Age. This laser helped them to construct brass instruments such as Saxamophones with which they produced their food.
Because of some territorial disputes, they fought and defeated the Native Americans on the slopes of Mount Doom in 1612 (Shire Reckoning), the anniversary of which is celebrated on Thanksgiving and to a lesser extent on Kwanzaa. 
Unfortunately, they died out due to a Jazz Music famine.
== Fun Facts ==
*The Golliwogs worshiped Vin Diesel as a god.
*Golliwogs are believed to have evolved from dirt and are the said to be the ancestors of modern Black people.
*Legend has it that Al Jolson was in fact a Golliwog who disguised himself as a white man when not performing.
*Some Golliwogs may still be alive, toiling endlessly in Willy Wonka's slave labour camps.
*Due to her appearance Oprah may be part Golliwog.
*Michael Jackson was born a Golliwog.
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Gone

Sorry but it's gone
== Where did it go? ==
Nobody knows. 
=== Did it fly away? ===
Perhaps.
==== Go find it ====
I will.
==== Gone Sighting ====
No one has ever seen gone. Or at least lived to report it.
====GONE====
Gone was here, at one time, before he was gone. But then he went. And now he's gone...
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Good

Good is/isn't/is a word concept idea cupcake assortment of English letters that can refer to:
*Sex: Pastime
*Good Old Days: Collection of nostalgic minutes
* Good Old Boys: Collection of nostalgic boys
* Jesus: Prophet, Messiah, Nominated for an Oscar
*People named Fred
*Bad: You know who you are
*Good Burger
*Good Charlotte
*Goodfellas
*Good Buy
*Good cop/Bad cop
*Good Electricity and Bad Electricity
*Good Graphics
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Good Electricity and Bad Electricity

Good Electricity and Bad Electricity are the two forms of electricity which exist. The terms 'good' and 'bad' have a conventional meaning to the physicist which is a source of some confusion to the layman; the noisy neighbour's strimmer might be powered by 'good' electricity whereas so-called 'bad' electricity helps to kill golfers and Wizards.
==Bad Electricity==
Bad electricity occurs in nature in the form of balloons, ebonite, nylon and sealing wax. The discovery of bad electricity in cats by Oliver Postgate led to a renaming of the terms, with good electricity being renamed 'bad' and vice-versa. The exact same discovery was made by Thomas Edison; this is now regarded as an example of Morphic Resonance and not considered to be evidence that Edison was a shiny-trousered plagiarist who never had an original idea in his entire life, had a stupid voice and was an anagram of L. Ron Hubbard. 
In any event the second discovery led to the terms 'good' and 'bad' being renamed again, with the result that they are now back the way they were before. Edison always claimed that 'his' electricity was somehow 'better' and sought to demonstrate this by electrocuting a hippopotamus called Simon. Postgate pointed out that anyone could electrocute a hippopotamus by, for example, dropping a hair dryer into its mud hole. It was about this time that Edison stopped bathing. Electricity can be good and bad. the good thing about electricity is that it helps us in life and makes it more efficient and easier for us to use. Now the bad thing here about electricity is that it can be a nuisance and can also cause pollution to the earth.
==Good Electricity==
In 1897, J. J. Thompson discovered good electricity in a currant bun in Cambridge and, by 1908, Ernest Rutherford had made a joke about it. The joke will not be repeated here as it is of a somewhat technical nature. By the end of his fourth book on the subject Rutherford's joke was wearing rather thin and after a fifth he was hanged.
As well as being different, the two forms of electricity are one and the same thing. A
corollary of this is that each form has the properties of the other or, if you will, both; thus if you rub a balloon on your jumper it will stick to the ceiling to the amusement of all whereas if you rub a cat on your jumper it will savage your gut. Sealing wax is largely neutral in this respect.
==See also==
* Electricity
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Good Graphics

thumb|Graphics at their best.
Since the dawn of time, man has been on a quest for Good Graphics. It has been an arduous journey, and it is one that still goes on today. Many companies, such as Atari, Sega, and Nintendo are on a quest to get Good Graphics. However, despite their best efforts, nobody has been able to get Good Graphics.
==Origin of Graphics==
The earliest indication of graphics are cave drawings of simple, crude graphics that date to around 5937 BC. However, some believe that after the fall of the Roman Empire, graphics were lost forever. However, graphics were back by 1776, when, in the Declaration of Independence, it was written that the king of England should "not deprive any man of his right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of Good Graphics." 
However, no other physical proof of graphics exists until 1858, when a runaway slave poster used graphics to depict a runaway slave. These graphics, however, were crude and this style did not change for many years until around 1974, when Atari revolutionized graphics with the Atari 2600 graphics processor.
==Are Good Graphics Attainable?==
There is a school of thought, perpetrated by several Ivy-League scientists who believe that mankind will never truly achieve Good Graphics and that graphics should be kept simple lest they anger God.
On the other hand, there are two different schools of thought that think mankind will achieve Good Graphics. These groups severely differ in the meat of their beliefs.
===The Realists===
The Realist school of thought, led by three highly respected scientists, maintain that the more realistic graphics become, the closer to Good Graphics they get. This school of thought is also referred to as the Progressive Movement of graphics.
===The Simplists===
The Simplist school of thought believes that the more realistic graphics get, the more they become like photographs or videos, which are not graphics at all. They believe that Good Graphics lay somewhere between 16-bit and 32-bit. However, the man who leads this movement is highly sketchy, and most people believe he runs some sort of a cult and wants your money.
===NEXT-GEN GRAPHICS===
:1. Each system that is going to come out next is next-gen(short for next generation)((DUH!))
:2. Console refers to the gaming platforms used in creating graphics and utilizing them for their true purpose of meaningless entertainment, as well as a few experiments in tactical training (LOL). Yes you're suppose to laugh with me otherwise to explain it would make my head hurt.
:3.WARNING GRAPHICS MAY CAUSE SEIZURES IF YOU ARE EPILEPTIC apparently.
:4. As long as someone somewhere out there satisfies themself in the pursuit of gaming and wishing for someone else to create better graphics, there will be next-gen graphics to look forward to.
:5.Alternately your outdated graphics processor will always SUCK because a new one is going to come out.
:6. That's it, good graphics will never be achieved because they can always be better.
 
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Category:Philosophy
Good One

In the Shire it is said that if a hobbit, or a boggit, or a dangit says Purple Apothecary Apple or Purple Apothecary Applesauce that it means something is up, afoot, afeet, or it could be a simple statement that means nothing in particular. And that the proper way to address it is by saying Good One. Meaning the joke or the saying of which is a good one. The situation of something is a good one. Or that someone doesn't have anything else to add to that. This response is often followed by a slurp as hobbits, boggits, and dangits are often drinking something at the time. Sometimes they are drinking when the phrase is used and they laugh while they are drinking, causing them to choke. So they usually try to drink while everyone else is drinking at the same time. That way they can respond to the quote Purple Apothecary Apple in a dignified manner with a proper Good One.
It isn't just about hobbits. It can be about many other things. It could be about Elves. Or Dwarves. Or Wizards. It could never be about Orcs. Or Dark Lords. There's nothing good about those. Unless it's about a good one against those scoundrels. This page can also be about some people, maybe they are clowns, or used car salesmen? It can be about food or plants. It can be about things in the earth, or sea, or in space. It can be about a story you heard. Or a rumor. A good rumor never a bad one unless the bad rumor was against the Orcs making it a "Good One". Do you see where I'm going with this? It's like an Oreo cookie, it offers a creamy center which is good. But the other parts of the cookie just doesn't really do anything. It's like having a library with an extra wing with books on audio playing in stereo. And now you know the rest of the story.
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Google Cat

Google Cat comprises the next generation of Google Earth technology, allowing Internet users to view cats in North America and Europe from U.S. Geological Survey and Navtech aerial photography images. The software allows users to share discovered cats with one another via ".kmz" (kitten mapping zip) files and to send cat pictures to any mobile phone number.
==History==
Formerly known by the codeword Sheba when the project was secret, Google Cat was first developed by Google in 2005. The product is currently available for use on personal computers running Microsoft Windows 2000, XP and Vista as well as Mac OS X 10.3.9. The resolution is high enough in many large cities, such as London, Washington, D.C., and Seattle, that it is possible to clearly discern kittens, fleas and in some cases the collar tag information. The newer Vista version also offers the ability to view a multitude of bugs (not just in Google Cat). The degree of resolution available is based somewhat on the points of interest, but most land (except for some islands) is covered in at least 2 millimeters of resolution.
The geodetics industry has pressured Google to use this imaging technology to scan national monuments, wildlife preserves, humanitarian situations, and other targets of interest requiring high resolution. In several statements, Google replied:
 Thank you for your interest in Google Cat. You may view the Google Cat help files at this link: Google Cat Help Documents. Please feel free to email us if you have any further questions or concerns.
 Sincerely,
 —The Google Cat Team
The geodetics industry said it will try faxing them on Thursday after they run some errands.
==Technology==
The Google Cat imaging satellites were developed by Lockheed and use a Schrodinger's Cat apparatus, with a cat inside the satellite unit with a bottle of cyanide gas. Quantum theory does imply that it is impossible to know whether the cat is alive, but the complexity of the system looked pretty darn good when Google was trying to obtain Congressional funding.
Furthermore, the satellite is powered by a Cat-Toast Device, an apparatus where the cat is suspended above a carpet with buttered toast strapped to its back. Spin on the satellite provides gravity towards the carpet, and neither the cat's feet nor the buttered toast are able to land on the carpet. The energy produced by this paradox powers a small generator, which operates the satellite's electronics and relays data to Earth. In the event of a Cat-Toast Device failure, the satellite is equipped with several rolls of toilet paper mounted on a dispenser, which is spun by the cat, powering a generator and supplying a nominal amount of power.
==Huffing==
Google Cat, despite the high resolution offered, is not of high enough quality to permit huffing, as is common with the Kittens. Attempts to do so may result in ruptured esophagi from monitor or laptop ingestion. Proceed at your own risk. 
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