Allison Abbott

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 was a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks, and had been with the team since , Day 56 until being incinerated on , Day 62. Abbott had played for the Seattle Garages.
==Official League Records==
Abbott joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages with .
Abbott hit a grand slam against the Miami Dale in the first inning of , Day 28, bringing the score up to 5-4 Garages.
On , Day 56, Abbott was exchanged to the Dallas Steaks due to Feedback. Abbott was replaced by Paula Mason.
During the Coffee Cup, Abbott played for the Light & Sweet Electric Co. as a lineup player.
During the , Abbott gained the modifcation for the following season due to the blessing.
On , Day 62, Abbott was incinerated and replaced by Frankie Incarnate. 
==Personal Life==
Allison Courtney Paige Abbott is a left-fielder and musician. She is known for playing both the stylophone and banjo, and carrying around a bat with nails hammered into it.
I've got a freakin' nail bat. And if you mess with me, I'll destroy you!!!!I only strike out swinging or hit triples, if you want someone else to play for the bean counters or some shit, you can screw around with Greer Gwiffin or something. IDGAF.
==On the Seattle Garages==
Abbott was a stylophone player for The Experience (Seattle Garages)No relation to the mid-30s Seattle Garage Band "The Experience". In addition to her duties to her team and her band, she owns a photocopier on which several Seattle-area underground zines were printed, including LIVING IN THE HECK HOUSE, GRLSNBLSBLL (pronounced "girls in blaseball"), and THE SUN IS OUR ENEMY, the official zine of the Garages. 
Shortly after the loss of Tiana Cash, in Season 3, Abbott made the zine Ashes to Ashes. Then, that same season after Derrick Krueger was lost, Abbott made the zine Lost Friends. When asked about the two zines all Abbott had to say was, "I'm sick of seeing my friends incinerated." 
Blaseball scholars claim that Abbott is, potentially, one of the most talented batters in the sport. However, her nail-bat puts her at a significant disadvantage, as the ball will often get stuck to the bat, which is counted as a strike. Abbott reportedly becomes enraged if this is ever pointed out.
==On the Dallas Steaks==
Upon her arrival in Dallas in Season 8, Abbott quickly made friends with another newcomer to the team, Rai Spliff. Rai introduced Allison to the world of roller derby through the Dallas Bad Butchers as a place for her to take out aggression between blaseball games. In the first bout Abbott saw, one of the players broke their arm in a nasty fall. Abbott became an instant fan.
Abbott also found herself with more time after being separated from Seattle’s busy music scene. She decided to fill some space by learning the banjo. Abbott had long been interested in delving into folk punk, and this was as good a time as any. Fans of stylophone music are eager to hear the results.
==Trivia==
*Allison Abbott and San Francisco Lovers batter Kichiro Guerra are in a relationship. Their ship name is "Kiss My Bat".
==Fan Works==
The following songs are about Allison Abbott:
*ღKichEUROღ ↬【Nightcore】cover by june september, original by shout
*nail to the heart by em grace
*bad vibes by em grace
**bad vibes (mucus mix) cover by mucusqueen
**bad vibes (less than ideal version) cover by BONES
*parking lot woes (demo) by yana
*she's dead and i'm someone else. by riley
Additionally, the following songs mention Allison Abbott:
*at the end of the day by dallin grimm
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File:Allison Nail Bat Abbott.jpeg|Nail Bat by discord user Zreyta
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File:Nail Bat w- Allison Abbott.jpg|Nail Bat by 
File:Allison fielding.jpg|Allison fielding by @tsawac
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File:Kichi Alli Tommy.jpg|Allison & Kichiro by 
File:Kichi x Alli MxMoz.png|Allison & Kichiro by 
File:Jaylen-comic by MLeeLunsford.png|Abbott and Monstera discussing the possible resurrection of Hotdogfingers in Season 6, by 
File:Abbott Starstruck Fancymancer.png|NaN (with Quitter) starstruck by Allison Abbott, by 
File:54AllisonAbbott.png|Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
File:Allison Abbott Steaks Blaseball.jpg|Card by 
File:SteaksFriendsAAGCRSbyMLeeLunsford.jpg|Allison, Gallup Crueller, and Rai Spliff by 
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File:AxK.jpg|Allison and Kichiro Guerra for dressed for Hlomecoming by 
File:Abbott.jpg|Allison Abbott readies herself to fight gods in Season 10 by 
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File:Allison banjo, Summers dulcimer.jpg|alt=Allison Abbott and Summers Pony on-stage; Allison is standing and playing the banjo, Summers is seated and playing the Appalachian dulcimer|Allison performing with Summers Pony, by @tsawac
File:AllisonGhostGift.jpg|alt=Allison Abbott, a butch woman with light skin and a blonde mullet, sits on a rooftop in front of a greenish-yellow cloudy sunset. Her face is seen in profile. She is wearing a Garages uniform and holding her nailbat.|Allison by Cori
File:Allison abbott eli.png|alt=A digital drawing of Allison Abbott, a fat butch woman with pale skin and a blonde mullet. She has piercings and is wearing a red flannel around her waist.|Allison by Eli
File:Allison abbott cori.png|alt=A digital drawing of Allison Abbott, a fat white butch woman with light skin and a blonde undercut. She is wearing a blue shirt and has a red jacket tied around her waist and is wearing jeans. She is shown in profile winding up her left arm for a punch. |Allison by Cori
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