Lyrics: The Rules of Life

=Lyrics=
====Ver. 1====
Stay in high school
Even if you hate it
Do your math until your fingers bleed
Go for service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Written down in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work in finance
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you get a gross disease
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then we'll fuck you
Fuck you, oh
It's just as simple as that
...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be	
====Ver. 2====
Do your your fingers bleed
 for service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work 
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you 
These are the rules of life
And we must if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then 'll fuck you
Fuck you, 
It's just as simple as that
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 3====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're 
Do your homework 'til your fingers bleed
Sign up for service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little 
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be 
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 4====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're 
 'til your fingers bleed
 service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 5====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs 'til your bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 6====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 7====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 8====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 9====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, 
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 11====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're 
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, 
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 12====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex' don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 13====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 14====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Conjugate verbs 'til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 15====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
 'til your bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 16====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 17====
Hey, guys
What?
 what they told me
What?
 Said "Boy..."
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 18====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 19====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 21====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Fed Ex don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 22====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
You can go your own way if you choose
But you're gonna lose, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
You can go your own way if you please
But you're gonna bleed, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 23====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
You can go your own way if you choose
But you're gonna lose, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
FedEx don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
You can go your own way if you please
But you're gonna bleed, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 24====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
You can go your own way if you choose
But you're gonna lose, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Express don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
You can go your own way if you please
But you're gonna bleed, 'cause...
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll you
 you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 25====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll you
 you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 26====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're freaky
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Do some service
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Pay taxes
Set your phones to vibrate
Eat some fish oil for omega-3s
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 27====
Go to Carlthorp
Even if you're 
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
These are the rules of life
And must comply if wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And must abide if wanna be
Everything 're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And must comply if wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And must abide if wanna be
Everything 're meant to be in life
And then 'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 28====
Clip toenails
 Baby Mozart
 fish oil for omega-3s
Go to Carlthorp
Even if 're stupid
 Czerny 'til fingers bleed
These are the rules of life
And must comply if wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And must abide if wanna be
Everything 're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Volunteer 
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out SATs
Find a partner
Someone to share life with
Someone to soothe when catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And must comply if wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And must abide if wanna be
Everything 're meant to be in life
And 
, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And must comply if wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And must abide if wanna be
Everything 're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 29====
Clip toenails
 Baby Mozart
 fish oil for omega-3s
Go to Carlthorp
Even 
 Czerny 'til fingers bleed
These are the rules of life
And must comply if wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And must abide if wanna be
Everything 're meant to be
These are simply the rules of life
Volunteer 
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out SATs
Find a partner
Someone to share life with
Someone to soothe when catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And must comply if wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And must abide if wanna be
Everything 're meant to be 
And 'll be happy
Happy, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And must comply if wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And must abide if wanna be
Everything 're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 31====
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be 
These are simply the rules of life
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be 
These are simply the rules of life
And 
, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 32====
Quit your 
Flush away the Lortab
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more 
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn 
Light some candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 33====
Quit your boozing
Flush away the Lortab
Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea
Find a partner
Someone to ease your longing
When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more 
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn nag champa
Light some goddess candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll you
 you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 35====
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 36====
Adolf Hitler
Sent a message to me
 sing songs "Do-Re-Mi"
Every schoolgirl
Loves the inner-logic
What goes up must come down eventually
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Steven Pinker
Told me "watch your language"
You can talk but you can't communicate
Bruce Willis
Will win us with his fitness
Now you know why MIT is so great
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 37====
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 38====
Quit your boozing
Flush away the Lortab
Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea
Find a partner
Someone to ease your longing
When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more wheeling-dealing
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn nag champa
Light some goddess candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 39====
Quit your boozing
Flush away the Lortab
Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea
Find a partner
Someone to ease your longing
When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more wheeling-dealing
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn nag champa
Light some goddess candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 41====
Quit your boozing
Flush away the Lortab
Learn to trip on a mug of herbal tea
Find a partner
Someone to ease your longing
When you conflagrate your Hustler magazines
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Leave the rat race
No more wheeling-dealing
Lock yourself in the closet with a snack
Burn nag champa
Light some goddess candles
Pray a miracle will get you back on track
These are the rules of life
And must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll fuck you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 44====
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then you
 you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 45====
Let it all out
Even if it's scary
There are some of us who really understand
We just want to
See the soul inside you
Don't just tell us what you think is in demand
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Keep on grinding
Spare no ounce of effort
Don't expect that you'll ever see reward
It's a mission
Carried for tradition
It's your destiny, so reach it while you can
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then we'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 46====
Let it all out
Even if it's scary
There are some of us who really understand
We just want to
See the soul inside you
Don't just tell us what you think is in demand
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Keep on grinding
Spare no ounce of effort
Don't expect that you'll ever see reward
It's a mission
Carried for tradition
It's your destiny, so reach it while you can
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then we'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 48====
Even if 
 understand
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Keep on grinding
Spare no ounce of effort
Don't expect that you'll ever see reward
It's mission
Carried for tradition
 you can
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
And then we'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show what you've got, you little 
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 49====
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
 love 
Love , yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
 show what 've got, little 
 go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 51====
 black frames
At Salvation Army
Even though 20/20, that's okay
 a Zep shirt
Paisley, plaid, and checkers
Showed some buttcrack when kneel on the stage
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
 some produce
Up in San Francisco
Disappear after put out EP
Hid teardrops
'Cause don't wanna see 'em
 just want to be in the rocker fantasy
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
 love 
Love , yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
 Show what 've got, little snot
 go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 52====
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then we'll love you
Love you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 53====
Go to Carlthorp
Master long division
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers start to bleed
Volunteer some
Maybe candy striping
Things like that will round out your SATs
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Work 
Slowly move your way up
 don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you sniffle, cough, and sneeze
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then you
 you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 54====
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers start to bleed
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Slowly your way up
 come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you sniffle, cough, and sneeze
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll screw you
Screw you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the 
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 55====
Hit the grindstone
Even when you're sleepy
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers start to bleed
Tell the whole truth
Even when it's painful
Yeah, I know that probably no one will agree
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Clean the ground floor
Slowly work your way up
Nothing meaningful comes overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you sniffle, cough, and sneeze
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then they'll screw you
Screw you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the 
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 56====
Hit the grindstone
Even when you're sleepy
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers start to bleed
Tell the whole truth
Even when it's 
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
 the ground floor
Slowly work your way up
Nothing meaningful comes overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you 
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life	
====Ver. 57====
Hit the grindstone
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Tell the whole truth
Even when it's awkward
Even nobody else on Earth agrees
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Scrub the 
Slowly work your way up
Nothing meaningful comes overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then you
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life
====Ver. 58====
Hit the grindstone
Early every morning
Practice Czerny 'til your fingers bleed
Tell the whole truth
Even when it's awkward
Even when nobody else on Earth agrees
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
These are simply the rules of life
Scrub the 
Slowly work your way up
Nothing meaningful comes overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be in life
And then yell "Fuck you"
Fuck you, yeah
It's just as simple as that, whoa
Show them what you've got, you little snot
Give it a go
These are the rules of life
And we must comply if we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide if we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are the rules of life
These are simply the rules of life		
==See also==
*"The Rules of Life"
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