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Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions/Page 3

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iPod Nano 200Gb Insturctions 
Created:September 23, 2005
By:Chronarion
Category:PCs & HowTo
Summary:Wow 200gb of music on your Nano Battery life is a bit reduced however.
=Conclusion=
Here is our finished product. Beautiful, isn't it?
Now you have 200gb of storage space, fill it up with songs! We found in our benchmarking results that the addition of the ATA hard drive adversely affected battery life. However, we believe that this is a small price to pay for an over 50x increase in storage capacity. Using Apple's own bitrate calculations, we can now store over 150,000 minutes of music! You'll never listen to the same song twice. This is such a great advantage over the original model that we urge all iPod Nano owners to upgrade immediately.
Some of the thinner iPod Nano cases may not fit after this mod, so please check your sizes before ordering a new case for your freshly enhanced Nano. 
iPod Nano retail: 89mm by 41mm by 7mm 
Modded iPod Nano: 147mm by 101mm by 26mm thin (Impossibly small!)
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Ipod Nano 200gb Instructions/Page 4

==Solving the battery problem==
There are several components we could attach to compensate for the reduction in battery life. 
1) A bigger battery
2) A solar panel
3) A fuel cell
4) A more efficient harddrive
5) A portable nuclear reactor
6) Your mom
7) C.N.R.H.K.S.U (Chuck Norris Round House Kick Storage Unit)
It doesn't take much of a genius to realise that option number 5 is clearly the most practical and easy choice, as number 7 goes against all known laws of physics, and is only achieveable in an area of negative gravity. The advantages include virtually infinite battery life, playing with glowing goo, providing employment for sandals-and-socks-donning men with beards, the ability to take over the world and most of all: not voiding the warranty.
==Before we start==
Ingredients:
- 200 km of string
- 1 Toy truck
- 2 Chickens
- 1 Swedish penis enlargement device
- Unobtanium-311
- No duct tape
- 1 Mobile phone
- 1 Black hole
- 1 Human fetus
- 1 120 GB IPod Nano.
All of these are availably at any local grocery store, but those are trying to take over the world. Sharing the means to do so would be shooting themselves in the foot, so it might be easier for you to get the ingredients online.
Naturally, you should wave one of the chickens at the string before doing anything else. 
==Enlarging the truck==
Because the toy truck it too small to be of any use and big trucks will eat your mom, we'll have to be creative. Enlargement devices are universal. Even the pope knows that. Use the Swedish penis enlargement device to enlarge the truck to the size of the average football field.
==Producing critical mass==
Calculating the critical mass of Unobtanium is trivial. Because mass, energy, space, time and chickens are all but different manifestations of duct tape held together by duct tape, you only need to multiply the number of feathers on the second chicken by the number of atoms in the universe divided by the no duct tape squared.
Now throw exactly that amount of Unobtanium into the black hole. A millionth of a percent off might open the gates of hell, but will not void your warranty. Lower the first chicken into the black hole until it's just above the event horizon. Make a cooling tower out of no duct tape and place it around the black hole on top of the truck.
Lastly, call your mom with the mobile phone and throw it into the black hole as soon as she answers. Because of general relativity, she'll be kept busy forever at no charge and without breaking a sweat! Your mom's infinitely slowed speech will also distort spacetime to produce criticality. Congratulations, you've not only killed two birds with two hammers, but are also the happy owner of a IPod Nano good for days of family fun.
==Results==
Pay special attention to the IPod Nano (actual size).
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Ipswich

Ipswich is the name of a city chosen as a tongue-twister to punish people with lack of motor coordination and speech skills. Grammar-school pupils can be brought to tears by being stood in front of the class and asked to pronounce it.
There are several Ipswiches in the world:
*Ipswich, Suffolk is the county town of Suffolk, which is in Mediocre Britain.
*Ipswich, Queensland is the Australian version, the birthplace of that country's Bogan culture.
*New Ipswich, New Hampshire is the Yankee version, though it is shown on the official state map as New Ispwich. It has a population of 5,099, none of them Uncyclopedians.
*In mainframe computing, the nearest thing is the IPL (initial program load) switch.
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Iraqi WMDs

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This may be because the entity has not been created.
For other non-existent entities, see: 
George W. Bush's National Guard Service.
If this problem persists, see your system administrator, or claim the war was for the good of the Iraqi People. And look up: Weapons of Mass Deception.
If the problem still persists, say that God told you to invade.
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Ireng Shui

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Irn-Bru

Irn-Bru is a Class A drug manufactured and sold in Scotland. In consists primarily of sugar, artificial flavouring, sugar, more artificial flavouring, sugar, a pinch of artificial flavouring, and sugar. It was designed by health experts in 1901 to get Scotsmen off their arses to do anything except drink.
== Controversy ==
=== Health Problems ===
A study released by John Perkins in 1992 determined that Irn-Bru is the leading cause of obesity in Scotland, greater even than influence from the far west or lack of physical activity. Perkins' study noted that since the introduction of Irn-Bru in 1901, obesity rates in Scotland have risen by 76 people.That's 120%, for all you mathematical folk. The Scottish Parliament refused to act on this information, since Perkins was English and therefore completely biased against them.
=== Addiction ===
All young Scots suffer an indoctrination to Irn-Bru at the age of five (or thirteen for Scottish Jews). Their parents present them with a six-pack of heavy-duty Irn-Bru and force them to drink it. This single event causes most children a life of addiction to everything pertaining to Irn-Bru.
These unfortunate people, called Bru addicts by everyone else, die young, and have a much harder time finding a girlfriend.Trust me on this one. I speak from experience. (Experts have determined that this is the sole cause of Scotland's underpopulation problem.The lack of fertile soil, the terrible weather, the abundance of sheep, and past raids by the English have nothing to do with it. At all.) They are also much more likely to develop addictions to other solely Scottish things, like bagpipes, kilts, and the water of life.
Several campaigns were launched against the production of Irn-Bru to stop the addicts from getting their daily dose, but nobody listened. On top of that, the leader of this movement, William Wallace, was revealed to have been a Bru addict himself.
=== Criminality ===
Irn-Bru has been clinically proven to increase a Scotsman's likeliness to commit a number of felonies, among them thievery, murder, and rape, but usually all three. An overdose of Irn-Bru is a Scotsman's most common defense for these offences.
=== Economic Problems ===
Due to the population's lack of desire to drink anything but Irn-Bru (non-alcoholic, anyway), all soft drink companies, including and not limited to the Coca Cola Company, have pulled out of Scotland. On the global market scale, this might not have that big of an impact... okay, so it has the economic potential of Timbuktu.
== The Benefits of Drinking Irn-Bru ==
WHAT A SURPRISE This section does not exist.
== References ==
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Category:Drugs
Category:Scottish culture
Irony mark

The irony mark, sometimes called a snark, a zing, a mong, a bort, or a snuh, was invented by the rubbish poet Alcanter de Brahm in a desperate bid for publicity. It is used to indicate irony or sarcasm in a sentence, for the benefit of Americans, who lack the enzymes that generate a sense of humour. Since Brahm was French, it is likely he was himself being ironic in suggesting the irony mark, in order to laugh snootily at Americans.
==Usage==
The irony mark is seen in use in the following sentence.
:Without irony mark: The irony mark is really useful, and I mean that.
:With irony mark: The irony mark is really useful, and I mean that؟
However, the first sentence contains very subtly ironic, intellectual humour, likely accessible only to cognoscenti, literati, Oxford alumni, and other people so intelligent they can be described only with Latin phrases – phrases that are redlinked since they are much too intelligent for Uncyclopedia. For this reason, another way of indicating irony or sarcasm has come into use where the irony mark is inaccessible (e.g. when typing), uncommunicable (e.g. when speaking), or simply judged far too stupid or ugly (e.g. all the Goddamned time), whereby speakers add "NOT!" to the end of a sentence, typically after a short pause. Mastering this technique, however, requires Borat-like levels of wit, and should not be attempted in public without years of practice in front of a mirror. Just like masturbation. Using this technique, the sentence would be rendered:
The irony mark is really useful, and I mean that ... NOT!
However, caution is advised at all times when using ironic humour. You probably aren't intelligent enough to pull it off, and even if you do it will probably go over people's heads. All over their heads. Just like masturbation.
==History==
This mark ؟ was made up by the French poet Alcanter de Brahm (alias Marcel Bernhardt, a/k/a Marcel Duchamp, a/k/a Marcel Marceau, a/k/a Jacques Cousteau) at the end of the 19th century. The snooty French in-joke was taken further by Hervé Bazin in his 1966 book Plumons l'Oiseau, in which the author proposes several other innovative novel complete bullshit punctuation marks, such as the doubt point (¿), certitude point (+.), acclamation point (!!), authority point (++.), indignation point (¡), love point (<3), and no point ( ). Asked about his controversial work, the writer and amateur practical joker replied, "Je suis takez le piscine" ("I'm just taking the piss").
Category:Grammar
Isaac Hayes

Isaac DaHoze "Chef" Shaft McAllah (AKA Black Moses & Hot Buttered Asshole) was a sacrificed prophet in Islam, a holy preacher in most known religions and a biblical patriarch. He is mostly known as being sacrificed by his father Abraham and resurrected as the African-American God of pleasure. In Scientologist churches it is a custom to have chocolate salty balls before washing them with brain sauce, while praising Chef's name and watching a Fear Factor rerun, every Sunday morning. 
==Biography==
Chef was born in a river in LoXenu, Scotland (now Loch Ness), though nobody cares about the date, as Darth Xenu the Nut. He arrived to South Park, Colorado, USA circa the 15th century and started a massive operation of making sweet love to many women, using his academy-awarded singing skills and deep sexy voice. Sometimes regular humans weren't enough for DaHoze, and at some point he even did alien ghosts on tops of volcanos.
In 2006 Chef decided to take one step forward in his operation, and came up with the idea of shoving his balls up Kyle Broflovski's butt. Although Jesus dying a virgin and Jews not doing WTC are more retarded ideas, Chef decided to go see a psychiatrist instead to see if there's something wrong with him. The therapist decided that the only way to cure Chef is killing him, and asked Chef for an advice on a good killing method. Chef then replied with what known now as the Theme From Chef:
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===The theme from Chef===
*Note: This song is partly in alien and partly in Scottish accent, for a detailed translation see here.
:Girl, I would like to ARC your triangle,
:Please let my alien ghost asplode your volcano tonight,
:You know I wanna touch assist your Xenu girl,
:We should do the Golden Age of Knowledge,
:I love to go to Ron's Org and Touch assist, girl,
:Girl, this is the Purification Rundown of love
:And girl, you know I'll write the Doctrine of Exchange 
:all over your Body thetan tonight girl,
:and girl, 
:Let's go Straightwire together tonight, girl.
==Death from ballbaiting==
Although worshiped by many religions, Chef is mainly known as a Ballbaiter Scientologist. This branch of Scientology is practiced by the constant baiting of human beings, especially children, with one's black salty balls. Only when one finally tempts a child to suck on his black salty balls, one will be saved. Ballbating is also the source for the Wikipedian policy known as Be Balled.
For this reason, Chef chose to die in the most honorable way he knew, as being balled to death by a bull. 
==External links==
* 3.50
	
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Isle of Despair

The Isle of Despair, a tiny island lost amidst and hate you bitch the vast Sea of Despair, is a distant, isolated place which serves as site of a laboratory of mad psycho chemists founded at the start of the Great Depression and led by noted researcher Dr. Sara Tonin.
Sara Tonin (or, more properly, Dr. Sara Louise Millicent Tonin III, MD, PhD, TLA, Etc.) is a renowned psycho chemist best known as the inventor of antidepressant medication.
Working from advanced but isolated labratories on the Isle of the Sea of Despair, Sara patented the antidepressant class of medications in October 1929 in order to convince frightened drug company investors to stop jumping from the windows of their Wall Street offices long enough to smile a bit.
Sara was later to build the hospital atop That Mountain That Was Named After A Famous Hospital mountain, overlooking downtown St. John's ecnalubmA, Newfoundland.
Her other famous inventions include the ☺ character (Unicode #263a) as well as the ☻ (Unicode #263b). 
=== Claims to fame, as if you care ===
A constitutional monarchy, the isle is nominally ruled by a drama queen and by a royal person formerly known as a prince.
* The element Despair (which exists in one hopelessly heavy isotope De-∞ with an atomic weight of infinity) was first isolated from the icy waters of the Sea of Despair in 1337.
* Despair is one of the few naturally-occuring elements to possess a higher density than cream cheese. Despairing scientists initially attempted to employ this property in rocket launchers but gave up because it was too difficult and because no one cared.
* The first Prozac-anti-Prozac collision involving De-∞ was successfully completed in the laboratory in 1929, not that it's going to make much difference as you are still a cruel, cold-hearted bitch. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.
=== Landmarks to be noted, were it not already hopeless ===
* Capital of Despair
* Dungeons of Despair
* Isle of Despair
* Holy Icons of Despair
* Hooverville dam
* Pit of despair
* Pandora Box
* Waters of Despair
* Waters of the Great Depression
* The Well of Loneliness
=== See also, not that it's going to do any good ===
* Culture of Despair
* Year of despair
* Land of drunken despair
* Galaxy of Despair
=== And there's no point in seeing also ===
* Things Invented By Scots 
* Dis chair
* Seven Golden Virtues
* nobody cares
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Isle of Dogs

You are reading the London-based article on Isle of Dogs. For a description on women from Sunderland, please search appropriately.
The Isle of Dogs is an artificial island parked in the middle of the Thames estuary, just east of central London. It is used as a penal colony for washed-up female celebrities.
== Origins ==
The island came into existence in 1948, after excess dog excrement from Battersea Dogs Home that had been dumped in the river finally breached the surface.
Upon the discovery of a rare new landmass, the government of Winston Churchill anexed it for the state. The government quickly discovered it bore no use, and also smelled funny, and promptly donated it to the romance novelist Barbara 'Babs' Cartland.
== I christen thee... ==
Cartland christened it initially after the substance that constituted the island, naming it The Isle of Dog Crap. However, during a rare fit of sanity she renamed it for the animal that had indirectly created it, and vowed to put it to charitable use.
After careful thought she opened the windswept turd mound in 1952 to all famous women who were no longer welcomed in society for some reason. The government (not to mention men everywhere) was overjoyed at this turn of events.
== Hierarchy of the Isle ==
Residents of the Isle of Dogs live in a solitary stone tower located precariously at the top of the pile. There they pursue their tedious activities, living by a strict and brutal regime, constantly monitored by the vicious Top Dog - currently Margaret Thatcher.
Each resident has to share a small room with two others, and gossip and backstabbing run riot. In many ways life on the island is identical to Aussie sitcom Prisoner Cellblock H, only with fewer cardboard walls and scarey manish-looking women.
== Requirements for residence ==
To live on the Isle of Dogs residents must be female and have fulfilled at least one of the following actions:
* Must have slept with at least 4,500 men, women, or animals;
* Must have exposed naughty bits to the public at least 5 times;
* Must be at least 10 years past her prime.
== Common activities of residents ==
* Harrassing the uninterested media for attention;
* Complaining about the government to anybody who will listen;
* Reminiscing about 'the good old days' to anybody who will listen;
* Writing romance novels;
* Reading romance novels;
* Watching reruns of As Time Goes By.
== Famous residents ==
* Barbara Cartland
* Esther Ranson
* Margaret Thatcher
* Margaret Beckett
* Claire Raynor
* Princess Anne
* Sarah Ferguson
* Excommunicated members of the Beverley Sisters
* Madonna
* All of the Spice Girls
* Your mum
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Isles of Scilly

The Isles of Scilly are a small group of islands at the coast of Cornwall. On these islands time has slowed to a point where the folk believe that night is the devil's wrath; literature, technology, fire, bread, and the wheel have not yet been invented; and music is outlawed because people grow old and die waiting for the downbeat.
The entire Scillonian ecosystem is dependent on tourism. Visitors are lured from northern shitholes, such as France, by the islands' tropical climate. Once there, they are sacrificed by the locals and their genitals are made into the local delicacy, fish and chips.
Natives of the isles mark there territory with internet graffiti, such as "The Game".
== Battle Techniques ==
Inhabitants of the Isles of Scilly are also renowned for their battle techniques. These they learned when they were invaded by Vikings in 2002.
==The Tyranny of Megman==
The Isles are also inhabited by a wild beast known only as Megman. (Not to be confused with Megaman, or with Meg Ryan. Or with Cardamom, for that matter.). This beast is a tyrannical disctator, hell-bent on proving that the Isle can embrace Technology. During the great War of October 2005 local heroes who wish to remain nameless temporarily defeated the beast, prolonging the stupidity and prosperity of the the land.
But the beast remains, ravening about the edges of the Scilly Isles' Internets.
==Celebrity Homes==
It now appears that the Isles have been invaded by Russian Singer/Songwriter/Fascist Dictator "Uncle Joe Stalin", in a move from his Hollywood retreat. Other celebrities have been spotted here as well: Clint Eastwood, Francis The Gerbil, Roger Moore, Darth Vader, Megan Guy, and Superman
==The Future?==
Many paleo-proctologists believe the Isles of Scilly will never benefit from the modern wonders of science and technology. Most of the inhabitants are decended from clams, you see, and are therefore not inclined to accept anything more complicated than seaweed. Anyway, rising sea levels caused by global warming will engulf the islands by the end of the month. Some islanders have already begun reverting to their ancestral clam-like state.
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It

It is a cat.
==Other theories==
Some experts think that it is ridiculous to state "it is a cat". It could also be a dog. Or maybe an elephant or giraffe. Or whatever you can think of. Sometimes it is rainy, and sometimes it is sunny. Sometimes things coincide. For example, when it is a dog and it is rainy, it is a rainy dog. But how can dogs be rainy? That's a great question.
<poll>
How can dogs be rainy?
Dogs pee in midair, which produces rain.
</poll>
It (here referring to the time) can be 25:61. Most of us don't know this possibility, so it's astonishing. But it is pictured. Trust your eyes. If you want to know when it is now, I can tell you it's . But it is always changing. So you need to refresh this page to get the new time. If you refresh this page a minute later, it will be . It really will.
Another theory is that it is good to eat pizza. Yes, pizza is the healthiest food known to man on the face of this earth. Eating it daily keeps the doctor away. It is believed by many that at first God threw pizza down on people as manna from the heavens, to make them healthy and keep them lording it over everything. Then later he let people talk to each other and think up how to make pizza, so now they have their hands on deep dish and thin crust. It is also widely believed that the deliciousness of pizza directly causes happiness which then leads to good health.
Similarly, it is bad to drink water. Water is the main component of acid rain. Water is also extremely addictive; all of the 13954 participants of a study admitted to drinking water in the past week. It's true.
==The ultimate solution==
==See also==
*The
*Of
*There
*It's
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