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Fatima asks UnWikiAnswers

Fatima: Dear UnWikiAnswers, I was searching for a clue to my identity when I came across your free service. Can you help me? I’m dying to know what I am. 
UnWikiAnswers: Sure, we can help you. But first tell us a little about yourself, in your own words.
Fatima: Well, I’m a Muslim, but not by birth. My father was a Hindu, yet when he was faced with a life and death choice he became a Muslim. I often marvel at the Islamic preaching.
UnWikiAnswers: Go on.
Fatima: You see, I am both a staunch Shuni and Shite. And as such I’m ready and willing to die for Allah. And help Allah rid this holy land of the infidels who steal our oil for mere money. I detest them to the core of my virginity. Yes! I am woman. And still a virgin. That’s because if I die as a virgin, while blasting the infidels to the infernal regions, then I am blessed to go to heaven where I can be nicely situated as the sex slave of a disembodied terrorist.
UnWikiAnswers: Hummm. Continue. What do you do for a living?
Fatima: Well, I’m doing nothing for a living. I don’t care to live when my true love awaits me in heaven. I’m saving my virginity for him. What I really care about is dying, because then I can join my beloved. So I plan to explode myself among a group of young infidel soldiers. And blast them all to perdition. Then I can join my lover in paradise.
UnWikiAnswers: Jeez! How the heck will you manage that?
Fatima: I’m trained as a bomber. My handlers showed me how to wear the vest, and detonate the explosive. It will be a glorious bang, and immediately as the smoke clears I shall meet my love. Then together with 71 other virgins we will engage in eternal orgy. Ah! It makes my nipples hard just to think of it.
UnWikiAnswers: Okay. What was your original question?
Fatima: I’m trying to understand my position in life. I need to know, what am I? 
UnWikiAnswers: Fine. Click on the “ANSWER” link below.
You are a ANSWER
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Fear Factory

Welcome to Ancient Egypt! This is a word pyramid. It does not have any letters in it. Once you fill in the first word, which is easy, all you have to do is just keep filling in the rest of the words, until you arrive to the final word. The final word will make you feel really good, and you will never feel the need to go back to your homeland of Canaan. You will most certainly never find yourselves watching all your children die by the hand of your President. No, you will just sit at the beach all day, drinking beer, fucking and listening to Fear Factory. So join us, here in Ancient Egypt! We are seriously. You will not in any way find yourselves stuck here for 400 years, trying to solve this ugly-ass pyramid. Which is totally fun and safe, by the way. Seriously.
==10. The most disgusting reality show in the fucking world.==
This is the final word you have to solve. After you solve this word, we will call you all a cab to safely take you back to Canaan. Seriously. Just ask our President, Pharaoh Mohamed Salah. He is the next Lionel Messi. He is making Ancient Egypt very proud. He will make us Champions of The World one day. We are seriously.
==9. The occupation of Tobin Bell, if you were really stupid.==
This is a 2-word definition. The answer will be 2 words. Not 1 word consisting of 2 words, like Jigsaw. 2 separate words. Like Fear Factory, the best band in the fucking world, which you will see live every fucking day if you continue solving this puzzle. Seriously.
==8. What you would call God, if there was more than 1 God.==
Like, right now you would call God "The Creator", but what if there were 2 Gods? Like, what if there was another being in the sky, fully capable of bombing our God President with huge flaming ice cubes? Or an atomic bomb? Seriously, how would you call our President then? Clue: a corpse.
==7. What you would call the band Kreator, if you couldn't spell.==
Clue: not Fear Factory. In Ancient Egypt, Fear Factory will call YOU. To ask you to do a live show inside your living room. Seriously.
==6. Something long, sweet and orange.==
Clue: not Donald Trump's dick. 
==5. The occupation of Topol.==
Topol is your biggest star! We know there's a chance he will save you one day. But seriously, what would you rather see, Fiddler on the Roof or Fear Factory under YOUR roof? Good Sabbath!
==4. A Mexican food.==
==3. Not a dog.==
==2. How you would write "city", if you were really stupid.==
==1. A kind of shirt.==
One last thing, the only way to solve this puzzle is if you get Fear Factory at the end. Yes, it's kinda like the movie Life is Beautiful, with the kid waiting to get the tank. So if you don't get Fear Factory at the end, you will keep solving this pyramid forever. Or until Topol gets you out of here.
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Featureless Void

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called-experts at Wikipedia have an article about Featureless Void.
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February 29

==The Secret of Longevity==
This date has special significance as people born on this date are thought to age four times slower than average humans. Throughout their long lives they conceal their sub-immortality by celebrating their birthday on February 28 or March 1 and go along with the joke every time it is brought up. 
Sick, mirthful laughter emerges from these creatures of extended life. You had better give them good presents or they will torment your grandchildren.
==Trivia==
*February 29th is around only once every four years, like the Olympics, Presidential elections and sightings of Jim Morrison. It is a stopgap to fix the temporal paradoxes that accumulate during the interim and prevents the Earth from falling out of its natural orbit into the Sun.
* In 2107 the Canada vs. Mexico war ended.
* In A.D. 2101 War was beginning.
==Rejected Alternatives==
The technology was not available during the development of the clock to add 15.780821917808 seconds to each hour to compensate, so to save the Earth from leaping into the sun, the Leap Year was developed. This also prevented July snowstorms and December heatwaves in the Northern Hemisphere.
==Religious Artifact==
A Pope one year declared the calendar to be moved forward several weeks to fix the date problem. This anecdote is one among many disputable religious timelines that have occurred during Earth's 6,000 year history.
==Similar Practices==
Early Celtics also had a celebration called Leap Year, where they would pile rabbits into Stonehenge. The sheer weight of all these rabbits caused the Earth to wobble just enough to prevent its destruction. After several complaints about the smell, this ceremony was discontinued.
==Collectible==
Far Side calendar pages that feature February 29th are collectable. They are not any more valuable than any other date, but it is physically possible to collect them and put them in a box. It does takes more than a lifetime to collect 100 of them, however, but one can easily conquer this with a swig of an Elixir of Life.
==Folklore and Superstition==
February 29th is widely considered to be an unlucky day in North Korea, South Korea and parts of Taiwan and Hong Kong. Following local customs children born on February 29th are usually put to death.
 This article uses the weird term February instead of the 
 phonetically correct Febuary. Who Says Feb-Ru-Ary, anyway?
Some believe that Febeberuay (or whatever) 29 is actually a scam that the government is telling us just so we screw up our dates and the enemy will never be truly sure when we will strike.
==See also==
* Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/February 29
* Ken Foree's Birthday
*Mikoyan MiG-29
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Federal Emergency Management Agency

FEMA (also Unicorn One) is a unicorn named and owned by U.S. Emperor George W. Bush. His Bushiness reportedly named his unicorn as an answer to Line 12a in his 1040EZ federal tax return form live on Conan O'Brien's wildly popular NBC show, Last Call with Carson Daly. FEMA is most famous for the utter destruction of New Orleans (now known as Birmingham).
Where is FEMA? Federal Employees Missing Again is now a popular T-shirt slogan in the 'make levees not war' wreckage of what was once No Orleans.
== So what does FEMA stand for? ==
According to some babe named Katrina, it could be any of:
* Fatalities Everywhere, Management Apathetic
* Fix Everything My Ass
* Failed Embarassingly to Move Anyone
* Found Everyone Mostly Asleep
* Fuck 'EM All
* For Everyone Must Avoid
* Fudge Escapes My Ass
* Failure to Effectively Manage Anything 
* Forget Everyone, Mission Accomplished 
* Fuck Every Minority American
According to George W. Bush, it stands for:* Federal Emergency Making Agency
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:“We asked three celebrities to complete a phrase. Okay? Our first phrase was…‘I think FEMA is…’ FEMA head Charlie Brown said, ‘Doing the best job under tough circumstances.’ Jesse Jackson wrote, ‘Woefully unprepared for the task at hand.’ George W. Bush wrote, ‘A good name for a unicorn.’” - Conan O'Brien 
== Interacting with FEMA ==
As is often the case, interacting with government bureaucracies staffed by Shock Victims such as FEMA requires a knowledge of the process. One of the major obstacles to securing assistance from FEMA during Hurricane Katrina was a lack of understanding of this process. Fortunately, by the time Hurricane Rita blew through Texas, local officials understood the system much more clearly. Whoever has the most guns gets the food, water, and/or fuel.
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:"If you have enough policemen to take it from them, take it," Jefferson County Judge Carl Griffith said Monday during a meeting of city and county officials.
:Griffith was angry over an incident in which a FEMA truck was supposed to deliver fuel to a police facility but took the gasoline to a fire station. When the crew learned its error, it left, the county judge said, without providing the fuel to anyone.
:If police had been available, Griffith said, they should have just taken the fuel. 
== See also ==
* Gator Aide
* Catrina
* No Orleans
* New Atlantis
* New New Orleans
* New Venice
* Joan of Arc, Maid of New Orleans
* Charlie Brown
* Fuck New Orleans, it hit Mississippi too
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Federal University of Santa Catarina, Brazil

The Federal University of Santa Catarina, Brazil (UFSC) is a Brazilian university notable for its Institute of Oriental Studies (Instituto de Estudos Orientais). Although the university probably has many other programs, this article focuses on the Institute for Oriental Studies, the university's best known program. This is especially interesting because nobody is really sure why, of all the programs presumably at the university, the Institute for Oriental Studies has become so popular.
==The Institute of Oriental Studies==
The Institute of Oriental Studies offers such a popular area of study that it can be hard to squeeze into, especially at first. Unlike other areas of interest, one cannot just slide right in, even when they're ready. Although getting in is the toughest part, once you're in you had better be prepared to push on ahead as you move deeper into the program.
Like any university they probably have a math program, a history program, an art program, and many other programs, but you won't find anywhere near the kind of exotic experience you will find in the Oriental Studies program. If you really want a deep understanding of the area, you are going to spend many hours studying it.
==Popularity on the Internet==
thumb|left|100px|Oh, and here's the logo to the university.
The university's Institute of Oriental Studies became widely popular on the Internet in 2005. So popular, in fact, that they decided to take their site down because it was receiving too much traffic and using too much bandwidth on their server. One of the few remaining pages on the university website about the program states that the program was started in December 2000. 
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Federated States of Micronesia

Federated States of Micronesia, or Micro-Indonesia is a small nation with a geography identical to that of Indonesia, except for its size, as it is smaller. Micronesia is composed of approximately 0.018 islands and of those, about 0.006 are inhabited.
==History==
Micronesia was founded in 1917 by a bunch of angry midgets. The midgets demanded a country of their own to rule the way they please as well as having mandatory counter heights of 65 cm or lower during what is now known as the "November Revolution." The Midgevik Party used the revolution to put itself in power over what is now Micronesia and establish the μGovernment. Due to several well-planned political moves by the Midgevik Party, Micronesian law has come to regulate the height of doorknobs, elevator buttons, paper towel dispensers, light switches, and thermostats.
==Government==
Micronesia's central governing body is the μGovernment. The μGovernment is divided into two smaller parts, each approximately 5 × 10−7 Governments.
==Economy==
Land of Gold... En Teeth. The currency of Micronesia is the μRupiah, which has about the same value as one Zimbabwe dollar. Most of the GDP in Micronesia is in small goods, including children's clothing, full-grown midgets' pirate regalia, baby shoes, M&M's, and McDonald's choking hazard toys, however, the last segment has become less significant in recent years since the Chinese have taken over the plastic industry. Though less significant, belt buckles and those plastic dealies on the end of shoelaces are also exported from Micronesia.
It should also be noted that Micronesia is the world's largest importer of Linkin Logs, Legos and bathroom tiles.
Micronesia has a surprisingly large economy, with a GDP of about $758,000, it is almost capable of buying a house in Orange County.
==Culture==
Micronesia celebrates each January 7 as "November Revolution Day." Many speculate that this is a result of sheer stupidity, although it is really an attempt to get people celebrate November Revolution day instead of the new year. Most Micronesians use November Revolution Day to get completely drunk and abuse crack. Celebrations on this day usually result in hundreds of millionths of deaths.
Also celebrated throughout the year are Linkin Logs and Legos, the primary building materials of the Micronesians and Matchbox Cars, the most popular means of transport in the country.
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*Miniaturization
*Indonesia
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Female perverts

The Female Pervert (Perversa femina) are a rare race of humanoid beings living in the walls of single human men's homes, they take refuge here waiting to pounce on their prey. They usually sneak out at night through the vents, they then rummage through their dressers and laundry looking for underwear or stiff socks they can take back to their nests in the walls to feed on. They can be exterminated when the single male gets a female roommate or gets married. When they get ready to emerge from their nest after a long hibernation, they break through the fucking wall with an axe like Johnny and pounce on and scare the fucking bejeezus out of their prey, this is how they reproduce.
==Female perverts and the internet==
 
These creatures are also known for being internet trolls. But you may be asking "How the fuck do they get a computer in their nest?" Well, you see, men are very heavy sleepers, so a female pervert could drag a computer, a gamer chair, a tower, and an internet into the walls without waking him up.
Exterminators usually don't check their search history, there's an understandable reason for this as it is very similar to a prepubescent's search history and can get pretty nasty, so they usually just burn the computers.
==How to know if you have female perverts==
*Finding used tampons in your house when you don't have a girlfriend, wife or friends. (Burn!)
*Finding yaoi when you didn't buy any yaoi.
*Your smegma that was extracted from you in your sleep in a ziploc bag.
==Extermination==
 
By the time you see the female pervert in your home, it's probably already too late and your DNA was forcefully put inside her because she pounced on you. To get rid of them, bring a female human (exterminator) into the house, they will get frustrated, curse you out, leave, never come back, and harass someone else.
==In other cultures==
*In Japan it is known as the Shukujo, its name means nice lady, but this is just sarcasm.
*In China it is known as the Shunu, its name has the same origin as in Japan.
*In South America, Italy and Spain it is known as the Pervertita.
*In Arabic speaking countries it is known as the Munharifa.
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*Smelling underwear
*Tasting cum socks
*Stalking
*Sleeping
*Trolling
*Not shaving
*Just existing
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*Ghosts
*Rats
*The house settling
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*Pervert
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Femboy

The Femboy Legion is a extremist paramilitary group lead by Soundcloud. They are most active in New York City, where they kidnap men and expose them to 36 hours of femboys dancing. They are classified as a terrorist organization by the United Nations. These fuckers are responsible for the rapid rise of cross-dressers in numbers recently. The NYPD have been trying to track them down, but to no avail, since 2019. Documentation on them is kept in the Pentagon by the Department of Defense. Biden considers them "Depraved fuckers" and has been, in secret, trying to find them, ever since he won the 2022 elections.
== History ==
The Femboy Legion was founded in 2001 shortly after 9/11. These motherfuckers began operations in 2002 after recruiting over 500 Femboys. These disgusting people occasionally kidnapped men and turned them into one of them via over a day of exposure to Femboys dancing. Conspiracy theorists have hinted to their existence since 2009 on 4chan.
== Operation Bussy ==
Operation Bussy was a secret operation where over 9,000 Men were kidnapped and exposed to over 80 hours straight of Femboys dancing. It began on October 17th, 2018, and ended abruptly on March 13th, 2022 due to Covid-19. Investigations into this have been done by the Department of Defense, FBI, CIA, NSA, and such.
== Ideas ==
The Femboy Legion, currently consisting of 12,000 people, with 2 volunteers from the Furry community, has really degenerate and depraved plans for World Domination. Documents gathered from police raids show that they plan to spread LibLeft ideas globally, on top of normalizing themselves. Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and Obama have all expressed disgust at this, namely Donald Trump. Proof for this is a phone call between the (some former) Presidents, where Biden stated "Man this shit is depraved. We gotta send over F-35s and get Lockheed Martin working on a Weapon of Mass Destruction so we can decimate these fuckers."
== List of Known Kinds of Weapons owned by the Legion ==
* Over 500 AK-47s
* 2 Flashbangs
* A Shit ton of skirts
* At Least 200 Glock-17s
* Like a gazillion propaganda posters
== Propaganda ==
The Legion has, unknown to the U.S. Government, been quietly spreading propaganda, by creating memes, obvious propaganda posters, and other materials on the internet.
These fuckers have been trying to normalize transvestism for quite a while now, and it may be working, according to Doctor Mike Hawk. If any of this shit is seen online, please avoid it and report it to the NSA.
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* Fortnite and homosexuality
* Why?:Be a transvestite if you're not going to put any effort into it?
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Feminist Mars

Mars, as you may or may not know, is a desolate wasteland of a planet. Although there have been many theories about Mars and how it became what it is, the Theory of Feminist Mars is the most accepted of them all.
==Origins==
The theory of feminist Mars came about in around 2009, by some guy with a laptop. The theory was at first rightfully rejected by feminists, and it was largely accepted by bigoted men and nonsensible women.
==The theory==
We've all heard all that bullshit about plants on Mars, but this seems to make more sense:
Mars, like Earth, was a planet with lots of people, and plants, and fish and stuff on it. It existed for a while, the exact same way Earth did. Eventually, at about the 2050'th Mars year, bullshitting feminists took power and had all men and reasonably attractive women slaughtered in cold blood. What the feminists didn't think of (because feminists don't think) is that the only way to continue living would be to clone, but they were all too thick to know how to do it.
So, they waited out their life, bitching about pointless things, and how all men are selfish pigs, etc, etc. Eventually, the human race died out completely. Soon after, the serious effects of Global Warming began to kick in, and with no humans to do anything about saving the animals or any of that crap, life as a whole died out on Mars, leaving the planet as it is now.
Yes, that's right you bitchy feminist assholes, you destroyed a whole fucking planet with your ignorance and redicilous logic, and you'll do the same to Earth.
==Responses to the theory==
Many feminist bullshitters have rejected this theory out of complete ignorance, however the theory is a complete fact, and is 100% true.
Though, don't bother explaining this to a feminist, as they despise anything and everything that is even slightly attractive, male, or opposes the feminist regime, and will bite your head and/or genitalia off.
Besides, who gives a fuck about feminists, they're all fat, ugly pieces of meat. I mean, seriously, you campaign for equal rites, yet believe you're superior to everything. The fact is, women are already equal, and you're just bitching because you can't get a boyfriend because you're so fat and ugly.
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*Feminism
*Hehe
*Get the fuck out.
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