Xbox 360 unreleased version

Hello reader. I want to start off by saying I'm a huge the Sports video game fan I own most of the games,a lot of console you name it! I've been a fan for a very long time and I'm what you call a Sport video game collector. ( or guy or however you call it)in 2005 When Microsoft first revealed the Xbox 360 I got excited!. I was excited Microsoft finally released a new console. Whenever Microsoft released a new console I always get excited.
Until the incident happened.
It all started when I was bored and had nothing to do. I was off work that day so I didn't really know what to do. I decided to go on amazon to see what I wanted to buy. I while I was on amazon. I was looking for random stuff when I thought about the Xbox 360. I really wanted the Xbox 360 at the time because it was selling well and was the top wanted item at the time. (Especially because it was almost Christmas) So I typed in Xbox 360 on the search bar. I was scrolling to the bottom of the page when I noticed a page simply called NEW LIMITED ADDITION XBOX 360 The page had no Picture. The description said "This is a new Xbox. Great condition. Comes with game." The price was zero dollars with free shipping. I got excited that I could finally get a new Xbox 360 so I ordered it.
I really wish I didn't do that.
About a week later it arrived. when I got it from the mailbox I immediately noticed that the console hadent arrived in it's usual box. instead it came in A cardboard box with Xbox 360 written on it with sharpie marker. This was unusual. I thought to myself. I didn't really pay attention to it Because maybe the original seller didn't have the usual box. When I went inside and opened it I immediately noticed that it came with Piece of paper that said " thanks for ordering! we hope you have lots of fun! - Microsoft". 
I thought this was weird as well. I mean did Microsoft really write that? Was this note written just for me? I didn't ponder on it too long and continued. I noticed that the console was quite dirty. There was a few dirt stains and smudges. I didn't mind it too much though. I set it up and washed it with some wipes. To make sure that it was OK and did not break. Just then I noticed that the box also came with one blank CD. The cover was just Sports written in marker. I was interested. Wow A free game! I thought to myself. I was excited that it came with a game and especially Sports. ( i'm a big fan of Video games ) I took the disc out of the case and put it in the console. when I turned on the Xbox 360 The startup was distorted, with what sounded like a broken organ playing funeral music.
And the barely visible text on the screen, which said "Xbox 360".
As soon as this came on screen, the strange smell of sulfur could be smelled from the Xbox system. The menu looked a little bit weird because it was kind of Glitchy. I could see some glitches on top and also it looked broken as well. As I went through the menu I could hear some weird noises. bellow thare was a play Sports button. I press the play sports. After that the screen glitched out again this went on for about 10 seconds.
After that happened I saw Clippy on the screen, Clippy looked rather odd,The color of the paper were inverted and his eyes where all white. It zoomed in on his face. After a few minutes I could hear him say " I know where you live" after this happened the screen glitched out again. I saw some weird images of people pop up on the screen.Their faces looked distorted and unhappy. After that it showed Clippy again. This time I heard him said "I'm coming for you" After that I heard a loud scream that was so loud I almost fell over Because of how scared I was . Then things got especially weird. I then heard a voice saying It looks like your playing the game would you like some help!
After that An air raid siren accompanying a red misty background and a message saying "SUPPORT ME OR BE DESTROYED!!".
Halfway though, an image flashed on the screen for a split second. It was an image of clippy in a stick figure-like body ripping off his face, revealing his skull, standing in a pool of blood (kinda like Felix The Cat).
"What the hell was that?"
I felt like I should turn off the console, but curiosity in me refused.
Anyway, after that, it cut to a dark room, with the only light being illuminated by a night light buzzing and flickering like a fly zapper running out of batteries. The night light was shaped like a crescent moon.
Something started slowly fading in from the darkness. I could easily tell it was Clippy. He now had bloodshot eyes.
"You will die." Clippy said.
He then reached for the night light and started to unplug it. I tried to turn off the console, but Clippy said "I wouldn't do that if i were you."
How in god's name did he know i was going to turn off the console!?
Clippy successfully unplugged the night light and the whole room went dark. All i could see were his eyes.
The next scene showed clippy in a bathroom, holding the Kinect avatar. He held the avatar in a filled bathtub and the avatar drowned.
Clippy then bit the avatar's head off, with blood spurting out of it's empty neck.
"That avatar was unneeded." Clippy said.
The last scene showed clippy with the Xbox one avatar. He pinned the Avatar onto the ground and cut it in half with an axe.
Then clippy took the knife shoved through him, and he began to walk closer to the screen every second for 1 minute.
After 1 minute of him walking closer to the screen, he began to slowly stab the screen with the knife, and the crack appears on the screen, with blood on it because the knife had blood on it. Every time clippy stabbed the screen, the crack rose. Clippy kept stabbing the screen until the screen splits apart, the game crashed with A loud noise. After that I was sent back to the main menu of the Xbox 360. Now the menu looked really messed up. The colors are all distorted. All the buttons said NO, the number 666 and the words "You're next".
I kept hearing a loud noise that kept getting louder. It sounded like a bunch of screams. At this point it was really getting creeped out. The distortion just got worse until I could barely see anything.
Then out of nowhere Bill Gates popped up on the Screen. He got up close and said. Thanks a lot we enjoyed making you happy with our video game consoles. In a Really weird voice. After that he smiled. This went on for an uncomfortably amount of time. His Smile kept getting bigger. Until it was up to his ears. After this the console turned off. I was terrified by what i just experienced And witnessed. After this happened I took the console and and everything else that came with it and bring it to the police station. I told him what just happened. At first they where skeptical but then decided to look into it. 
After a few minutes they told me that they were going to find who sold the Xbox 360.
A few days later I was watching the news when I saw a news report that said that a guy was being arrested for selling disturbing consoles online. It turns out that the guy who sold me the Xbox 360 didn't live far away from where I was. I was relieved They finally Caught the guy who sold me the Xbox 360. I still had nightmares for the next few weeks. I couldn't get the horrible things I saw out of my head. I'm warning you if you find someone selling a Xbox with that Exact same title please don't buy it. It won't do you any good.
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