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Jeff the Killer in Gravity Falls

This is a still image that was taken by Disney XD executives during the production of the episode, "The Legend of the Gobblewonker".
The image depicts Mabel poking at Dipper in the woods with an ominous figure standing in the background with a knife. This figure is said to be Jeff the Killer, an internet legend that originated in CreepyPasta folklore. The character for this specific individual almost resembles Dipper, but has longer hair and dons a white hoodie and black pants and shoes. His facial features remain the same as described in the urban legend.
When staff saw this image, they erased the character in the drawings and went on with the production, and gave us the image we know to this day, with nobody else but Mabel and Dipper.
But the image was posted on Google by someone in the chain, and wanted to get the word out. This person was never fired, but was let off with a warning. The creator of Gravity Falls, Alex Hirsch, said that he wanted to put Jeff the Killer into the show since the legend was famous around the internet at the time, but quickly dismissed it, saying that the character would be too scary for children.
To this day, the image is still uploaded to Google, and Alex still has deep thoughts about putting Jeff in the show, but contemplates on how to make him child-friendly for kids. With Gravity Falls coming to an end with the final episode, guess Alex missed his chance to spread the legend of Jeff the Killer.
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Jeff the Killer joins Wikizilla

Jeff was looking at some thing called "The Internet". He had learned it was a good place to meet new people. Hopefully, new people to kill.
He had broken into a building, killed everyone there, and opened up a computer. Luckily, they didn't need passwords.
He browsed websites, and finally arrived at one called "Wikizilla". He wondered if it had people to kill, so he clicked on it.
That was a mistake.
He browsed the pages, and after no luck, he entered chat.
He got greeted by a bunch of "Hai"s, "Hullo"s, and more of the sort. Jeff grinned, little did these people suspect that they were about to be murdered.
Just then, some random user with a red dragon for a profile pic typed in "(Dracoruss) *slashes at the trolls*".
What were trolls? What the fuck was Dracoruss? God damn, maybe this website was just filled with a bunch of annoying kids.
Suddenly, a video of a giant green ogre was posted. Jeff's mind was flooded with little voices saying "Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek....."
Jeff shrieked in horror and hit his own head with his hands, accidently knocking his bra down.
Jeff turned red and pulled his bra back up, then looked on the site again.
He saw some link a guy posted. He clicked on it and saw a horrible drawing that burned his eyes. Crimson blood flowed out of them at the speed of light.
Jeff howled in pain, he tried to exit out of the website, but it was no use. For some reason, he couldn't exit out.
Jeff tried to get out the door, but it was locked. He banged on it, but it was no use. He sighed and just decided to accept his fate.
Jeff looked at the screen with bloody, crimson eyes. He kept looking, but images of trucks, boxers, red dragons, green ogres, and the such haunted him. Jeff ran off, so terrified he broke down the door, just then, a truck, a red dragon, and a green ogre roared at him. Jeff was so terrified, he blew up.
As blood flew everywhere, the Wikizilla users wondered why Jeff was still AFK, and kicked him as a test.
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Jeff the Killer vs. Mega Man

Once upon a time, Jeff the Killer was sitting alone on a beach eating a picnic lunch. He ate some bacon and drank a glass of cool tall lemonade and began to smile. "This was the life", he smiled. He took a break from killing because he thought about it and realized it was wrong. He tried sending quarters and pennies to the families of the people he killed on notes written in red ink and they usually forgave him. It was like a huge hard-on, I mean burden was lifted from his shoulders.
Anyway that was when Rock the Mega Man came across him and kicked sand into his picnic bacon lunch!!!
"IF YOU ARE COLD DUDE LIKE ME, YOU WILL FIGHT ME IN THE MEGAMAN BEACH SURFING CONTEST! Winner earns a 12-pack of Diet Coke with Limenade!"
At that point Jeff was scared but he picked up his surfer board and headed to the waters. He had gotten hit in the head with bleach before and survived that, so this should be OK in comparison, right?
"5 4 3 2 1!" shouted the referee, a short German man with a mustache and a red cap with an 'M' on it. He then bit into a peach.
Jeff the Killer hit the waters and things were getting cool until he turned around and GOT BITTEN BY THE SMILE DOG! Highly realistic gore flew everywhere while Jeff the Killer screamed in horror.
"Listen, if you're good I'll buy you McDonald's, ok?" Jeff bargained. Smile Dog wimpered and nodded his head and went away. Then Smile Dog sat in the water and licked himself like all doggies do, I guess.
At this point Mega Man was riding a tall wave and he was rusted a little bit because he's a robot and the tide hit him but it was OK. He accidentally hit the buoy and hyperrealistic blood and gore fell out of his robot chest. "Oh no!" Mega Man yelled. "But I love the taste of diet Dr. coke with Lime!"
That was when Mega Man had an ingenius idea.
"Dr. Light! Calling Dr. Light!"
Suddenly a tall elderly naked man with sunglasses and a gigantic (bleep) rode his skateboard until the beach and then grabbed his surfboard! He threw the surfboard at the buoy and it died! Highly realistic gore flew everywhere!
At this point Jeff the Killer had already won. The award ended up being RC Cola instead so he killed the prizemaster and since he returned to killing he wrote letters to the families of people he killed demanding their money back.
The End.
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Jeff the Pimp

Once, in the land of Creepypasta, there was a city called Killer City. In the ghetto, Jeff the Killer was one of the largest pimps in the city. He owned 6969 whores, one of which was Jane the Killer. One day, all 6969 whores were out for Forenzik's blood, an even larger pimp, with 6970 whores. He also punched Jeff in the face. When the whores got into his bunker in the Creepy Desert, he set off a nuke, killing 6968 whores...minus one Jane and Forenzik. When Jane got back to Jeff and told him the bad news, Jeff killed her, ending her Mary Sue life on the Earth.
The end.
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Jeff the Porn Star Creates Pornography

Jeff was one of the hottest male models at the time. All the fangirls swooned over him, like flies to a trash heap. Jeff knew he had devilishly good looks so he decided to contact a pornagraphy agency about it.
"Confidence. I must have confidence." Jeff reminded himself. He was not one for public appearences, however, this was his big chance to get a spot in the limelight.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" Jeff exclaimed as he saw the wait line into Porn Palace. He stood at the back of the line, behind some short Asian dude.
"WOAH! A GNOME!" Jeff cried out in excitement. He then grabbed the Asian dude and hugged him tightly, squeezing his eyeballs out.
Several hours later, Jeff finally got his chance to audition. He started by doing a simple strip tease, ripping his shirt off, and moving his pecks. The judges stared in disbelief, he was PERFECT! They decided to set him up with a contract to do porn, and Jeff quickly signed it.
Jeff was to arrive at the studio Monday morning around 9 for his first porno video. He was so excited that he ejaculated on the way home and couldn't sleep all night. He creamed his pants, homeboys.
The next day he woke up, took a shower, applied deoderant and cologne, combed his hair, and dressed in a fancy tuxedo jacket with black slacks. He was ready to go. He jizzed again on the way to the studio, but that was ok, because it would look good for the porno. When Jeff arrived, Percy Flannigan was waiting for him.
"Ahhs zee da porno artist, no? Veddy guud vee set ju' up.". Jeff was smiling so much, he looked like a creep in a the women's bathroom. They walked to the studio and there was a small room with a bed, and a hot female model. This was not Jeff's room, as they walked right past it.
The next room was slightly bigger, with two hot female models. Jeff, as you may guess, fucking exploded in his pants. This, however, was not Jeff's room.
The next room was empty, the model had not arrived yet, so Jeff had time to get into position. He was so excited, thinking about how hot the girl was. A few minutes has passed, and Percy walked back to the entrance to greet the model.
After a few short seconds, Percy entered the room and said, "Well, here's your model."
THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
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Jeff the alcoholic

this page will be for theories about why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic. It will kinda work like Evul Patrixxx waz fone.
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== The creator's theory ==
Jeff The Killer is an alcoholic. Here is why.
Jeff is 4 letters
the is 3
4 - 3= 1
alcoholic is 9
1 X 9= 9
if that is is correct, 1 X anything will equal the number timed by.
So 1 X Jeff the killer is an alcoholic = 26
26 is how many letters Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic is made up of.
In conclusion due to all the evidence laid out on the table, I must confirm Jeff the killer is an alcoholic.
== An apple's theory of destiny ==
An apple is red, just like Jeff's smile.
Since banana is a whore, that means banana's suck cock, party, and are addicted to alcohol
Last time I checked, Jeff is a whore.
So in conclusion, Jeff the killer is an alcoholic.
== A banana's theory that is better than apple's ==
A Banana is yellow, so is Micky Mouse's blood in abandoned by Disney.
Since Apple is a fatass, that means that bananas are slender.
Jeff is slender too. This makes Jeff a banana.
Since all Banana's are alcoholics, I must conclude that Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic
== Gillguy's theory ==
Killer has 6 letters
Alcoholic has 9 letters
Jeff has 4 letters
4-1=3
9-3= 6
so that means Killer= alcoholic
So that means Jeff the Killer= Jeff the alcoholic
== Someguy fly guy 9999989's theory ==
Jeff the killer was covered in bleach AND vodka. If my theory is correct, the vodka must have leaked into Jeff's skin and blood, causing it to become part of him. This means Jeff needs to drink alcohol every now and then to survive. As most people, Jeff got drunk and become addicted, answering to why Jeff the killer is an alcoholic.
== Bitch I like Candy's Theory ==
Jeff is an alcoholic cause I say so.
== Penis eater's thery ==
I was walking down the 666 highway when I saw Jesus and he was all like "Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic" I was all like OMG and then I barfed and Jeff the Potato was like "POTATO" and then Jeff came in and screamed "BEER!!!!!" And then shot JTP dead and ate my kidney and drank beer as he ran into the sunset.
That proves Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic.
== Darry Farry Barry bitchass's theory of fucking destiny that is totally true and not something he wrote while high and masturbating to Shrek 2 ==
0+1=28729729
Toliets + blood= period
if Toliets plus blood= Period, that means Jimmy Neutron vs Timmy Turner= banana.
If that is so, that means 29727937979397279297298289 X 278297297379973794977933= 0
if that's the case, Jeff the Killer is an alcoholic
== My Theiry of Fatasses ==
Me Say Jeff is an alcoholic.
No more evidence is required
== Hank Hill's theory ==
Okay my god damn son Bobby told me to tell my theory to Trollpasta. Here it goes:
If propane is so sexy, that means Jeff must want it.
I mean, who wouldntt? Itss fucking propane.
So I prepared my propane tanks by replacing it with bear. When Jeff drank it he instantly became an alcoholic and wooed Peggy into having sex with him.
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Jeff the killer vs Squidward Suicide

Jeff was walking in the woods. He was barely clinging to the life, just barely escaping the horror of Slenderman. You would think that a 13 year old would die after being stabbed, and burned, but no, for the sake of satisfying the ovaries of his 11 year old fangirls, he's still here.
As he was walking, he was gasping violently, even occasionally spewing out blood. Besides his wounds, the sleep was catching up to him, and he fell on his knees and fell asleep. He had a horrible nightmare. In his dreams, he saw a person that looked just like him, but that person had black and red hyper-realistic blood.
This person was also crying blood with those red and black eyes, and as Jeff was approaching this strange figure, it uttered a single phrase, that makes Jeff's feet still sore and ache. It said: "Your time is up".
Jeff awoke suddenly. He had a feeling that some 11 year idiot old ripped off his Marie Sue character and used it as a girl, but he dismissed it as a glitch.
When he woke up, it was morning already. He decided he would get some of that alcohol, and continue with killing, for no reason. Time has passed since the evening of the Jeff's battle, and, by now, he had already healed, using his Sage abilities.
He found a bottle of vodka and continued his way. Not too far away, Squidward was doing the same thing. He was done killing his newest victim, this time it was a middle aged guy named Paul. He was very paranoid of the outside world and anything could traumatize the poor guy. Apparently he had a Sonic Adventure 2 game to stay sane from the insanely bad Sonic games. Oh, wait.
After he killed him, Squidward absorbed all of his blood, in order to refill his 'Hyper-realistic container'. It wasn't enough to him, though. He was still hungry.
As Jeff was walking, he coming in front of his house, but Squidward had already sensed him.
Squidward attacked him first with his tentacles, but Jeff had already pulled out his knife and cutted off most of his tentacles, but they regenerated. Jeff thought: "Would in be permanent?"
Squidward stopped, and started attacking him with his Hyper-realistic blood eyes. Jeff, of course, dodged it, because he's a almighty Sage. However, one of Squidward's tears shot him. And Jeff fell to the ground.
As Squidward was jumping in the air to impale the fish-faced fuckface, but, of course, Jeff pulled out his vodka, and threw it at the Squid. He got the Squidward in the face, and, pulled out his lighter, that just trough the power of plot contrivance happened to be in his pocket, despite all the hardship he went through.
He threw it carelessly, and with 100% hit ratio, he lit Squidward on fire Squidward burned like a jumping inferno, and, of course, the woods get caught in the fire, and everything burned down.
Of course, Jeff survived.
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Jeff the miller

So i was sitting on my couch then jeff the miller came and he said "Drink some beer!" and he gave me miller light and i said i wanted a bud light then he sad "NO!" then i said ok and we watched the game... Yeah that's about it.
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Jeff vs Godzilla

One day, Jeff the Killer was on another one of his killing sprees, when suddenly, it was interrupted.
Just as he was about to murder someone, people started panicking, ignoring him as they evacuate their homes.
Jeff then thought; "What the fucking hell is going on?!"
Before he knew it, he's just answered his own question, as a radioactive, reptilian behemoth showed up, destroying everything in its path. It was the King of the Monsters himself, Godzilla.
Jeff, being the murderous psychopath that he is, ran towards the monster, knife in hand, yelling "GO TO SLEEP" as he started stabbing the monster's massive foot.
Little did he know, however, that the stabbing had absolutely no effect on Godzilla whatsoever. Not even a sting, or a single sensation of poking for that matter. All the radioactive beast did was to continue walking, stepping on Jeff in the process.
Just like that, the psychopathic murderer was no more, reduced into nothing more than a flattened mess of flesh and bone, squashed like a bug, by the King of the Monsters himself.
But of course, Jeff should've known.
That no man, sane or insane, could ever defeat Godzilla with a fucking kitchen knife.
Inspired by Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen.
Author's Note: I'm sorry, but it just had to be done.
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Jeff x Beaver

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" Jeff cried
"Nobody loves me! except for that crazy ass fangirls that I have..." Jeff cried while he kicked his sofa.
"Well, I will suicide, yeah, and then I will put my emo shit and photos of cuts and dead people on facebook!" Jeff said.
Jeff went to his computer and he entered on the internet, he entered facebook and he posted:
"fuck my life, i will commit suicide 4 gooood!!!! the societi dont love mi and everybody hate me, im just crazy!!!!" after a few hours Jeff noticed that nobody cares about him because he's an ass.
He started to watch television, and then a random channel appeared from nowhere, it was Justin Beaver singing, Jeff falls in love instantly, he sent messages to his account and he wrote sexual stuff about him on facebook and twitter, until someday he actually found the direction of Justin house.
He entered Justin's house by the window and he had sex with Justin all night, then they got married, but then slenderman appeared in front of Jeff, he said:
"I have to say something to you" Slenderman said, well, that's impossible because he doesn't have a mouth.
"What the fuck do you want? I'm going to see my wife you little piece of shit!" I said, very angry.
"Look, Jeff, I love you, you're the love of my life, I want you!" He said.
"OMG! I loved you all the time, too, beaver doesn't have to know about this" I said.
Then Jeff had a second family with Slenderman, they had a lot of babys, and Jeff stopped mass murdering. 
Thend
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Jefferson the Ender of Lives

One evening, I was sitting at home watching Rocky 2, and eating the world's 3rd largest pizza. My roommates were out at the pub getting drunk. As I got up to go to the loo, I noticed someone had left the door open. 
"God dammit," I groaned to no-one in particular. "Can't those idiots perform the simple task of CLOSING A BLOODY DOOR? It's so draughty in here, I'm surprised the walls haven't frozen!" As I headed through the kitchen, I noticed a figure standing by the fridge, bending over. He was wearing a white hoodie and had long black hair. "DAMMIT, JEFF! STOP PINCHING MY MILK! GET A JOB AND BUY YOUR OWN!" I bellowed. The figure turned around, and, to my surprise it was not Jeff the killer. He looked like Jeff, but he was wearing a top hat and monocle, and had a monopoly mustache.
"Pardon?" said the man. "Who is this Jeff fellow?"
"Oh. Sorry, sir," I replied. "I thought that you were another guy, called Jeff the Killer."
"Who on Earth is that?" inquired the man. "My name is Jefferson the Ender of Lives. I have never heard of this 'Jeff' fellow, but I'm sure his... er... confidential is gigantic, and he has 700 girlfriends and boyfriends."
"Oh, quite the opposite," I replied. "He's a fish-faced loser, who is despised by all."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive."
"Well, anyway, I must continue my life ending. Hold still, please," he said, nonchalantly, "and kindly return to your slumber." 
He pulled out a knife, but I kicked him in the balls. He fell to the ground, hard. So hard, in fact, that his mustache, hat and monocle flew off (somehow).
"Wait a minute," I said. "You're not Jefferson the Ender of Lives... You're the Rake!"
"... You're an idiot." said 'Jefferson'. "I'm obviously Jeff the Killer, you moron."
"Oh yeah." I said, feeling like the buffoon I was. "Well, why were you wearing such a ridiculous disguise?"
"Well," explained Jeff, "I thought that I would get insulted less when I showed up to kill someone. It has apparently not worked."
"Well, any attempt to get people to stop insulting you would always fail," I said mockingly, before Jeff killed me. Come to think of it, if I'm dead, I'm not even sure how I wrote this.
And then a skeleton popped out. Because original jokes? What are those?
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Jeffery, the killer icecream sunday

The year was 1994. I was doing what every teen was doing in the 1990's, jacking it to playboy and drinking surge cola. After I finished, I was craving an icecream sunday. I went to an icecream shop and opened the door. "Hi welcome to the iccream shop, what the fuck do you want?" said the clerk. "hey man dont swear round the kiddywinks" said a geriatric old bastard. The clerk then shot the dude with a shotgun, and I ran for my life. The police showed up and got into a 37 hours hosatge situation with the clerk. Then he said "im gonna blow my brains out and become a sunday and kill all the witnesses". "lol, do it pussy" said the cop. he did it.
i went to therapy and almost got over my tramau.
then he showed up.
It started with me noticing a sunday just around the house. I thought nothing of it, till the sunday started getting weapons. Then the sunday spoke and said "IM JEFFERY THE SUNDAY AND IMAA FUCKING KILL YOU". I ran outside and screamed 'HELP AN ICECREAMS GONNA KILL ME" "essey, shut the fuck up, and stop taking acid galleta tonta" said my neighbor, Phillipe, as he was going to work for some rich asshole. Then Jeffrey came out with a minigun and sprayed around the whole street. I didn't get hit, by some miricale, so I ran to the police.
"Help, Im being chased by the ghost of a fowle mouthed iccream cashier". "IDC fuck off" said the cop. just then, icream man came in and pulled an revolver on him and shoot the police officer and then said "BRAIN FREEZE BITCH" like a rip off freddy kruger.
I ran out of the station and decided to go to the grave yard. in the grave yard, I saw the grave of de man.
"Jeffery the icream man, he was a dick" said the stone.
"I TOLD YOU ID GET YOU" he said and then I decied to kick him.
He fell over and I ran to a gamestop 
"welcome to gamestop buy something or gtfo"
The icream came in and shot the dude, which I was glad so i didnt have to deal with that bullshit.
Then I had a plan, i just ate the bastard. (the iccream, not the gamestoop man.)
SO hedied and i went home.
Im wrighting this 28 years later because I got high and wanted to make some story up. would make a good b movie slasher though.
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