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Patrixxx in pokemon red

it was a normal day playing pokemon red on emulator until i reached lavender town
there was nobody but one man,not even nurse or caisher
the mad said something that made my crap my pants for 1 week
he said:prepare your anus,he is coming
i was thinking(he cannot match my awesome pokemon)
my pokemons were lvl 43 charizard, lvl 32 graveler,lvl 8 geodude,lvl 13 zubat and lvl 20 diglett
i went to pokemon tower and then i saw nobody but one man,he looked all hyper realistic,and he was near patrixxx which only appeared there in journal
patrixxx said: you came to challenge the hyper realisticness of this dude.if you win he will let you alone,but if you lose.when you sleep you will he will taken to semen dimension and get semen milked
then patrixx said:good luck
then the battle begun
message appeared saying:semen thief wants to battle
i sent my charizard named red(named after name of game)
he sent out winnie the perv which was level 300
i used ember and caused burn to winnie the perv.but he insta died
the same thing went on his 4 other winnie the pervs
but then he sent his best pokemon called:shiny rapey the grape
i was curious how he got rapey the grape which cannot he captured,yet it was shiny
rapey the grape used rape
making my charizard on 1 hp with effect: btht.which my mean butt hurt
then charizard died of butt pain,then all my pokemon but then i got 8 pokemons what is impossible
one was onix but with problem
he was hyper realistic,he had no eye and was shorter
i got 7 unown and they spelled:nice ass
i already died,then a message appeared
you are fucked up
i went to sleep and then i heard spooky thing coming toward me,it looked like snorlax but all white cowered in white liquid
it took me to some square looking portal where i was sitting on chair and i could not move
then 2 naked guys with milk can came,they were all hyper realistic
they said:you will be here for erternity where your semen will be milked,and he also said that aging cannot happen here
and i was milked 10 years,and yes im still stuck in this dimension and i am not allowed to move,if i did,skeleton wiil eat me,and yes i was tied to chair so i cannot escape
help me get out of this crazy place,and yes im not alone,there are lot more people around and i met about 200
this is my journal these hyper realistic guys let me to write and send to this trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Pokemon
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Trollpasta
Patrixxxmas Night

What is patrixxxmas you ask? well you celebrate christmas or maybe even haunikah and quanza but here we trollpasta makers celebrate patrixxxmas this is a story of one particular patrixxxmas night.
it was a cold winter night and all through the house not a single creature was stirring not even a mouse because jolly ol st. patrixxx with his jolly red hat and his big bear arms and his creepy stare that could fuel any nightmare murdered them and ate all they're souls because they made fun of him and claimed he didn't exist patrixxx then set off in his solid gold slay with his skodwardeer delivering presents to all the good troll pasta makers in the world and killing all the non-believers by turning them into blood and once twas all said and done patrixxx returned to the 666th dimension to rest after a long patrixxxmas night.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Holidays
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Patti's Origin

Patti Mayonaise. she was always my favorite "Doug" character until.. I found out Her origin.
It was in 1998, I was looking at "Doug" Documentarys until I found A current documentary entitled: "Patti's Origin". I clicked on it, but the page froze. so I re-started the page, And as I suspected, It was how She became A character in Doug.
DESPCRIPTION OF THE ORIGIN:
Patti Mayonaise is A classic from "Doug Funnie", Or is she?? She was origanaly abandoned from Her (origanal) family. And had A sister. Her dad is always in A wheel chair because he does not want to let Patti know about the horrid And sad day of Her sister (Who never had A chance to live). Patti was A common character in "Doug" right? I fucking think not. Patti is sometimes mad at Doug because She remembers about the heart-breaking story of Her dead sister.
DESCRIPTION OF PATTI'S DEAD SISTER:
May is Patti's dead sister. How did She die you ask? The doctors X-rayed Patti's diseased mother. They were afraid to tell Patti's mother with something shocking. "We will have to cut open the Baby". I almost cried as Patti's mother was dying from the same disease that Her dead Sister had. Patti didn't know about it until She was maybe about 6 or 4. Patti's (Origanal) dad was no-where to be seen ever since that night.
DESCRIPTION OF PATTI'S (ORIGANAL) DAD:
Patti's (Origanal) dad was Immediatly sent to The Hospital, the same night Patti's (Origanal) Mother was dying the same disease Patti's SIster had. It turned out He really commited suicide but He wanted it to look like An accident. Patti found out She was adopted on: Febuary 21, 1996.
DESCRIPTION OF PATTI'S (ORIGANAL) MOTHER:
Patti found out Her (Origanal) Mother was dying, so She decided to be thrown away in the "Home of Homeless". She was very sad after both of Her (Origanal) Parents died. well, She did find out details at the age of 9. Patti's (Origanal) Mother had Cancer, And couldn't be cured in time before Her second baby.
"Dear journal, It's me Doug. Patti is A diseased person, And there is nothing I can do about it".
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Paukeman: Lost Episode

Once, I was an intern at disney studios, when the boss came crashing in and said they bought pokemon. I was like "Can you make the games have multiple save files?" and my boss slapped me into a wall and said, "No, we bought the anime, fuckface!" After I got done killing him, I decided to look through his office for drugs for my addiction. I accidently a tape in his office, and it said "Paukeman: Hypa realistik blod edtion." Since I don't know any better, I decided to put the thing in my super nes and press go. To my surprise this worked, and the theme song started playing. But it wasn't the regular song, it was a backwards theme song! I figured, "Wow, Disney must really be out of ideas." After that was done, it skipped to the title card which showed Ash Ketchum, except something was off about him. Since I was too much of a dumbass to figure it out, I decided it was a glitch and kept watching. In the episode, Ash goes walking through a cave for 5 minutes, but whoever whores that where with him that season were gone. I was like "Lol, wut?" and all the other admins shat their pants and died. Then, over 69,000 zubats and geodudes popped out and swarmed Ash. The rest of the episode was the zubats and geodudes making bigger and bigger piles, eventually covering the whole planet. Then the end card came up and was like "Pokemons dead forever! Buy our shit!" And then a hyper realistic suicide mouse on a skeleton popped out and killed me. My last heard words where, "We will kill whoever reads this!"
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Suicide
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Shortpasta
Paw Patrol: The Dark Truth

If you don't stan Paw Patrol, then delete all of your accounts right now.
Paw Patrol Paw Patrol.
When Chase from Paw Patrol stole my heart, I knew Paw Patrol is woke. Anyway, Paw Patrol is a political analysis of the effects of communism and facism. In the show, Chase (my lover) is a species traitor. He is a cop despite also being a dog. He works for the humans even though they view him as nothing more than a tool. Need proof? In the Paw Patrol movie, Chase gets hit by a car. When Paw Patrol is PG, it is not. On top of this, there is a spoopy lost episode. There is only one song in Paw Patrol and it reveals everything.
Some of the lyrics are:
"If you want love, you gotta be fat and old".
"The Tiananmen Square incident is a scam".
I'm shook. I'm quaking in my boots. Paw Patrol on their sigma male grindset for sure. Chase does not support me for the virgin with rage that I am. Smh. I say " What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze". This offended him. He canceled me on Twitter and took our beautiful children. My virginity deserves better men.
These tears I cry, sure won't be the last. Some say Chase (from Paw Patrol) is trash but I don't mind bruh. I would lick chocolate syrup off of him. And i'd enjoy it. I love u chase from paw patrol i love u boy. Remember kids, love is merely a social construct. With the average life spawn being around 70-90 dog years, you only have to endure 5 minutes of heart break and betrayal and dead memes I force into this shit.
Chase is real and so is the dimensional merge. I know too much. The government id currently tracking me down to assassinate me. Also, Chase sent me this:
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:THERY
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Shortpasta
Pawn Stars

On this episode of Pawn Stars Rick is going to buy some stupid ass shit, then Chumlee is going to break the FUCK out of it. Corey is going to work out in the warehouse and then the Old Man is going to throw a fuckin tantrum because he has erectile dysfunctions. Chumlee is going out to advertise and eat tater tots on his dick, and then Corey is going to buy some shitty, overpriced, ass smelling, car that no one gives a shit about, and he's only going to drive it once. The Old man is going to buy some pennies for like 2 cents and then he's going to pawn them and then sell them, and then buy them for like 2 cents each. But a penny is worth like 1 fucking money in Murica. Then Obama Ben London memorabilia is going to come in, and then Rick gets arrested for owning a black boi plane that crashed into the Empire World Center of Trading. Then Chumlee is going to dine on some windmills eating tater tots and mini cheeseburgers. Then a zombie tater tot french frie apocalypse is going to break out, and then Chumlee saves the world and the Old Man by eating the living shit out of those tater tots and shit. Then Corey is going to be like "Dad, fuk u". Then Chumlee and his goldfish, Bubbles, run the pawn shop now.
The end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Shortpasta
Payday 2: DLC Edition

One day I was playing Payday 2 on my computer, and while almost completing Hoxton Breakout on death wish the game decided to commit suicide. I wondered why it had decided to do this, when I was redirected to the Payday 2 store page. I read that there was a free update that would add flamethrowers, so I thought "Why not?" After waiting 35 minutes for this 245 mb update to install and unpack, the game launched. I jammed the esc button, and when I got to the title screen Dallas was bleeding hyper realistic blood out of his mask. So logically I went to try Hoxton Breakout again, but the map screen looked like D.C got hit by a nuclear bomb. The only available mission was "Hoxton did nothing wrong" on death wish. Since I lost part of brain in an encounter with a coat hanger, I decided not to close my game and played the mission. In the mission, me and 3 A.I players were in the safe house, and Bain immediately started whining about the drill. I went to try and find the drill, but there wasn't one, so I went back to my teammates and they were all gone. I was wondering what happen, when I got tazed, shot by a sniper, shot by a bulldozer, and drop kicked by a cloaker. My screen started gushing out hyper realistic blood, and then a skulldozer popped out and arrested me.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
PeanutOtter.wmv

One day, I was cleaning out my laptop, until I found a .wmv video titled "PEANUT." Peanut? As in the food? I don't recall downloading it, so I clicked it to play it.
And I clicked it again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
My laptop didn't even budge to play the file, so I ignored it (for a good amount of time). I looked at the clock. It was 6:48. I lied down on my sofa and took a nap. Besides, I spent all day doing chores and I was exhausted.
I woke up at midnight and watched HBO. At 2:30, I almost forgot about the file, so I logged on to my laptop and clicked on the video. It began. The PB&J Otter theme was playing, and I thought out loud, "Hey, I remember this show!" It was my favorite show on Playhouse Disney back then. It went to the title card. The episode was called "PEANUT". Just "PEANUT".
It went to static and I shouted "OH, COME ON!" It was a good thing I was home alone (my parents were out of town), because my baby brother would've bawled. After the irritating static, it showed Peanut Otter behind a black background. He had no face. He was just... "staring" at me. Then, audio of a grown-up man screaming blasted through my speakers. It was so loud, I got a headache.
Serbian text appeared above Peanut. It read "Death and suffering should not be known of this." It went to a video of Jelly, Ernest, and Opal crying. I noticed some strange things. They were deathly thin (as if they have been suffering starvation), there were no signs of Baby Butter, and the crying sounded realistic. They exited their houseboat. Lake Hoohaw was deserted; no signs of PB&J's friends whatsoever. They walked past buildings (a la Suicide Mouse) for 3 minutes, and the screen went to black.
It showed Peanut's funeral. Again, no signs of Lake Hoohaw citizens or Baby Butter. Just Jelly, Ernest, and Opal. It zoomed to Peanut's corpse. It was like Bart's dead body in the lost Simpsons episode, Dead Bart but a bit more gruesome.
The screen got blurry and the audio got distorted for no apparent reason. Jelly said something, but it was unclear what she said. It cut to black and showed Ernest, sitting in the kitchen. It was dead silent. Ernest slowly blinked and was staring at me. This lasted for 50 seconds before cutting to static for 6 minutes.
Suddenly, my laptop screen started flicking repeatedly and it said a virus has been detected. I restarted my PC, and cleaned it out.
After cleaning it out, there was a mysterious .txt file titled "peanut.txt".
I opened it, and it was an ASCII art of Peanut's dead body. Text appeared below it. It said:
"NO HOPE"
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Peanut Butter Cup

fucked a peanut butter cup! did i fail no nut november?
I (M24) live with my family in Ohio and went to the store in October 31st to buy some halloween stuff for passing candy to children. But, I wanted to get other stuff so I went to get stuff with my little sister (F19). I went to get Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Mint ice cream (My sister hates that), Bread, Jelly, Cups and plates, Some chocolate flavored donuts, Peanut butter, Water bottles, and Sun chips. My sister, like always says, "Why did you get Mint ice cream instead of strawberry?" I fucking hate strawberry.
We passed candy to kids. One stole 18 candies for some reason but her parents caught her so we got the candy back. Monday was a long day.
Tommorrow, November 1st, NNN, I tried to not nut for a month so I only focused on gaming on my PC. My mom said she wouud be gone for a week (November 1 - November 8, No school) I slept in my mom's room because it was comfortable. Tommorrow , (November 2nd, 5:00AM) I woke up, hungry. So i tried to make some PB&J. It is a great snack! So I got the bread, jelly, and the peanut butter. I did the jelly first and used the knife to make it. I opened the top and popped it off, and i was shocked...
The peanut butter was smooth and shiny. It looked so good for a peanut butter. I got hard and knew what to do. But, I checked if anyone was seeing me, took the peanut butter in the bedroom, and started to take off my pants. shirt, underwear and started to put my throbbing dick between the peanut butter.
I started off slow and gentle and then went full thrusting mode. It felt like i was fucking an actual person. It was better than masturbation as I was putting my dick in the cream peanut butter. Thrusted more and more until i busted a nut And i did. millions of sperm was going to the peanut butter. My legs were shivering. The penetration felt so great that my legs were disabled for 10 seconds. I put the peanut butter back and started to go on with my day, Until i noticed...
IT WAS NOVEMBER! NO NUT NOVEMBER! I was worried if i lost NNN. I think i did not since i was not watching porn and NNN is to stop porn addiction. So i knocked it off of my head BUT! atleast I had a very great experience.
I was walking to the kitchen again at 6:25 PM and found out my sister was about to eat some Peanut butter and jelly, And i noticed... SHE WAS ABOUT TO EAT PB&J WITH THE PEANUT BUTTER I NUTTED IN! Luckily, I snatched it from her before she was gonna eat it and threw it in the trash. My sister said, "Why the fuck did you do that?" How can i explain to my sister that I nutted in the peanut butter? So I said, "We have donuts in the refrigerator, Get some of that, ALSO, you have a peanut allergy." She said "Oh! I forgot."
I sighed in belief that i didn't let my sister eat my peanut butter jelly sandwich. It would be a disaster. I threw the peanut butter in the trash and went on with my day.
I still have questions, like did i fail No Nut November?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Peanuts Massacare

I loved peanuts as I child. It was an entertaining series that brought my whole family together. As a father with a family of my own I still enjoy watching it with them. I went out to get the mail but then a package came in. There was an unmarked box with the title "Give in, Charlie Brown" crudely drawn on it. Curious, I played the tape it started out like most animated peanuts features with Charlie Brown being bullied but this time instead of brushing it off walking away, Charlie smacked Lucy in the face calling her a "dumb whore" she looked deeply offended but Charlie appeared to not care. Charlie went home and found a gun. At this point I contemplated throwing away the disc but then decided not as I was curious as to what would happen next. My wife showed up and then asked what I was watching I told her and then let her see for herself she was equally shocked and appalled. Where we left off Charlie was thinking of a plan to stop all this misfortune, all of a sudden he had an idea. He went into the Van Pelt house he decided to kill Linus in his sleep with dynamite. He then shot Lucy in both of the legs. Then he decided to go around the neighborhood shooting everyone who hated him. While we thought it would end there it turns out he murdered the whole cast of characters in increasingly gruesome ways Schroeder had his Piano fall on top of him. Snoopy's dog dish had grinded carcasses of yellow birds laced with poison. Charlie Brown then revisited Lucy who was on a wheelchair and said to her "Don't think I forgot about you, you were always there to make my life miserable your death will be filled with a worthless moment of that pain" with her wrists sliced open and her mouth full of lead she screamed even louder than when she was kissed by a dog and she fainted. But then, the police arrived and they didn't speak in the usual inaudible trombone noises adults usually would make, but instead were clearly speaking in a very strict tone. They asked Charlie how he felt about all this. How he felt we never knew as the screen went static as the tape ended. "Take it to the grave?" I asked my wife "Take it to the grave." she replied. The tape was then set on fire.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Lost Episodes
Pearl II.avi

Continued from were the original left, while SpongeBob was still crying on Pearl's corpse, she began to move to which SpongeBob was relief and hope that she's still alive.
However, Pearl began to grab SpongeBob and ate him. After that she began climbing slowly up the cliff. Mr. Krabs was at the near edge and was joy to see Pearl alive, however he later turns to horror and realized something's wrong with her.
She attacked him breaking his shell and ate him while Krabs is screaming.
Mr. Krabs is dead with only few of his remain left. The undead Pearl walks to where ever she end up at and whoever she will end up finding next.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Pecks death: Execution

== Peck's betrayal ==
Peck sneaked into the phantom base. "Hey guys... got the gems?" The phantom king nodded and handed her 100,000 gems. "Thanks. i'll paint you all the aj plans." Suddenly, all the alphas broke the door down. "WE ARE THE ALPHAS AND WE ARE HERE TO DEFEAT- peck!?!?!??!?" Peck looked behind her in shock. "huh? oh my gosh!" "YOU BETRAYED US!" "you will pay and die..." all the alphas said. Peck tried to sound unknowing and said "what i didnt do anything!!!" All the alphas said "well then why did you just draw all our freaking plans in front of the phantom king???" Peck didn't respond, and the alphas tackled her and took her to a dark room.
== The execution ==
Peck was tied to a chair, she couldn't move, she couldn't see well, but saw a shadow figured, it looked like greely, and another figured that kinda looked like a tiger. Greely spoke. "peck i never liked you... i know one day you would do this and ive been waiting to have fun like this." The tiger also spoke. "me too.." Peck realized what was happening and began to cry. "what?! no please dont kill me.." she cried and screamed. "NO!!!!!!!" Liza came in a large button that was hooked up to the chair. "liza! oh my gosh please help me! i trust you!!!" Liza spoke with a large angry voice. "YOU BETRAYED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i could never trust you again." Liza looked mad and scared at peck, and handed the button to greely, and greely spoke saying "bye bye...". He smirked and pressed the button. Suddenly pecked couldn't feel her body and she was fully stuck. She felt as if she were going to break apart. Suddenly, she exploded by being electructed being very hardly, and her body parts were every where. Blood was everywhere in the room. Sir girbert spoke. "oh my gosh... we really just did this." Sir girbert cried because he secretly loved peck. He grabbed a left leg and ran out. Liza was left to clean up and dispose. She cried knowing her best friend was gone... she knew she would never see her again.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Vidya games
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum