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Family First Party

The common belief held by most historians, that the Puritanic movement ended several centuries ago is in fact not totally accurate. Within Australia there does in fact exist a Puritanic community in which witch-burning and Bible thumping is as stupid and loud as ever.
The Family First Party rose to fame during the 2004 Federal Elections, mainly because they proposed fresh, new solutions to all of societies problems that had previously seemed unsolvable. Burning gays, pro-choice advocates, atheists and heathens it seems, according to the Family First Party, can solve any problem whatsoever. The combustion of oxygen with these people, referred to in Party Policy as the "Unclean" produces a chemical discovered by the Family First Party called God's-lovium. Incidentally, this chemical is identical to smoke in all ways which the Party claims is symbolic of "God working in mysterious ways". Conventional science is yet to prove that there are any benefits from burning, although, and as Family First head Steven Fielding pointed out: "What would scientists know? I mean they believe in that evolution garbage and I'll have you know that I have heard on good authority that they are ROUND-WORLDERS."
Aside from burning, the Family First Party also has a wide variety of other means of overcoming society's problems, including waving crucifixes, splashing holy water and praying. While evidence in support of the effectiveness of these practices has not yet come to light the Family First Party remains adamant that poverty, racism and violence can all be overcome by their unorthodox methods.
Universal abstinence is also a policy deeply-rooted in Family First ideology. Steven Fielding argues that "Jesus was such a great guy...the best we've ever seen and no one had sex to make him! If we want happier and nicer people we must cease copulation and rely on our Lord to impregnate for us." Scientists, the backward cynics that they are, predict that the Family First Party and its supporters will die out in less than a century. The primary reason for this is that, in their foolishness, scientists believe that sex is actually required so that fertilisation can occur. The Family First Party rejects such garbage arguing that the only thing necessary for a baby is love.
Aside from their religious banter and Puritanic ideals the Family First Party has no other significant policies or thoughts. Most of the people who vote for them tend to be Pentecostal Christians, a group of society brainwashed by the idea that if there was an omnipotent divine being he would be a nice guy and love families and want to be their friend. Most of these people have also had labotamies and think that if humans evolved from anything it HAD to be angels.
==Members== 
*George Pell 
Category:Political parties
Category:Politics of Australia
Category:Religion in Australia
Fandom (website)

= FANDOM powered by Wikia =
Fandom is the name that Wikia, the best wiki farm in the entire internet, took after its brand new renovation somewhere between 2016 and 2019. And with renovation, we mean that we completely destroyed the very few credibility Wikia used to have! Some have suspected that the new domain is related to a tax evasion case, but this is just a conspiracy that's completely false.
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== Innovations ==
Were you tired of Wikia's old New Monaco? Don't worry! We replaced it with a new interface that further makes our wikis look less like wikis, and look more like shit! Since we are so innovative and revolutionary, we put all the photos in the bottom of the page so that it doesn't disrupt the pretty wall of text!Look the "gallery" section below. (Or above, if you're reading this in the "reference" section) Isn't this much more efficient and visually apealing?
== Criticism ==
Many users have told us that our website looks horrible and barely readable due to its many ads that assault you eye. According to a research from 2023, only about 10% of the average Fandom wiki contains actual information about the topic at hand; the other 90% are pure promotion ads Source.. To that we say, how the fuck do you want us to make money? Huh??? Do you think our site can be mantained with divine intervention or some shit????? This is how capitalism works, motherfucker! 
=== McDonald's ===
In June 2023, McDonald's had the awesome idea to promote their new Grimace Shake through our awesome website! We didn't hestiate to delete thousands of hours of research from our users and replace it with crash-grabbing nonsense vomited from an underpayed employee at McDonald's. Quite the rad idea indeed! Sadly, this choice, for some reason, was heavily critizised for "undermining the users' freedom of expression" or some shit. Fucking losers. 
== User migration ==
Many wikis got fed up with our many ads and decided to move elsewhere. Unluckily for them, we ain't deleting their wikis under our namespace, and we won't ever, since these give us sweet, precious revenue money! Instead, we just completely banned these users from our website. Also, we get to appear at the start of Google search and they don't. Suckers.
== Gallery ==
File:Jimbo-bikini-babes.jpg|Ever wondered what Jimbo's been doing for the past few years?
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== Comments ==
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* Some crap that you definitely don't care about
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Fann Wong

right|thumb|260px| Fann Wong; a mamasan in Geylang
Fann Wong (范文芳; Pinyin: Fàn Wénfāng) is a controversial Singaporeactress perhaps best known for her Deadly Roundhouse Kicks and popiah-rolling skills. She is also a world renowned martial artist second only to Bruce Lee.
She was born to a poor family in Bukit Larangan in the Dunkirk Road region of Singapore in 1870. 
She lived through the Japanese Occupation by escaping to Antarctica, where she helped is believed to have lived with a time travelling clone of Elvis for most of the 50's.
Though much about her early movie appearances are a mystery what is known is her pathetic attempts at breaking the stereotype mold that held a firm grip on Hollywood during it's golden years. 
Determined to make a name for herself, she began a pop career, which is also in need of failure.
It wasn't until she appeared in the immortal film Enter the Dragon (shot entirley in infra-red and ultraviolet) along with her co-star Jackie Chan did she receive the attention she craved. So impressed were movie critics and Oscar Wilde with her seemingly limitless mastery over the martial arts, they proclamied the best (Asian) actress ever.
In 2005 she was canonised and made the patron saint of by Pope Benedict for her annoying but cute lack of talent.
==Trivia==
DID YOU KNOW?
*Her punches are so fast they move at more then ten times the speed of light?
*She has Stolen more movie roles from Lucy Liu then any other actress?
*She is the only Asian to fight Chuck Noris and live?
*She is more powerful than YOU?
==See also==
*Asian People
*Asian chicks
*Things That Are Bigger in Japan
*Chinatown
Category:Actresses
Category:Singers
Category:Singapore
Category:Women
Fantastic Four (2005 film)

Fantastic Four is a 2005 superhero film directed by Tim Story and based on Fantastic Four.
==Cast==
* Ioan Gruffudd as Mr. Fantastic
* Jessica Alba as the Invisible Stripper
* Captain America as the Human Torch
* Michael Chiklis as the Thing
* Julian McMahon as Doctor Doom
* Kerry Washington as Alicia Master
* Adele Pinchelow as Debbie McIlvane
* Beast as Ned Cecil
==Production==
Jessica Alba was cast as the Invisible Stripper so people can see her partially naked and turn on a lot of nerds. Michael Chiklis wore a giant foreskin suit for the Thing. Captain America went through a campfire for a realistic burning effect.
==Reception==
The film was somewhat liked and hated.
Category:2000s films
Category:American films
Category:Science fiction films
Category:Science fiction films
Fantastic Four (2015 film)

Fant4stic is a 2015 superhero film directed by Josh Trank and based on Fantastic Four. It is considered one of the worst superhero films of all time.
==Cast==
* Miles Teller as Mr. Fantastic
* Kate Mara as the Invisible Woman
* Michael B. Jordan as the Human Torch
* Jamie Bell as the Thing
* Toby Kebbell as Crash Test Doomy
* Homer Simpson as the teacher
==Production==
The film’s production was so terrible it was made so Fox can cash in without Tim Story involved. Homer was cast as Reed’s teacher since Fox owned The Simpsons.
==Reception==
The film was widely hated by the entire world. It is considered a terrorist attack on the film industry. Fans were so appalled by the Thing looking like a Popeye’s Chicken tender from Little Nicky and for being a public flasher with more wardrobe malfunctions than Janet Jackson.
Category:2010s films
Category:American films
Category:Science fiction films
Fantasyland

Fantasyland is home of the Faneída tribal nation. It is one of the founding members of the Disneyland Confederation. Today, Fantasyland hosts most of Disneyland’s bureaucracy and government functions; Fantasyland also is considered by many to be Disneyland’s cultural center.
== Geography ==
The natural landscape of Fantasyland is dominated by the Matterhorn mountain, one of three prominent mountains located within the Disneyland Confederation. The Matterhorn holds much cultural significance for the Faneída people. For a millenia, the Faneída have regarded the Matterhorn has a sacred site. More recently, the Matterhorn has become a symbol of pirate terrorism, after agents of the Pirate Liberation Organization piloted the Skyway into the mountain in the notorious 11-9 incident of 1994.
Fantasyland also hosts many of Disneyland’s government buildings. Disneyland’s Great Council meets in the Administrative Council Building, located in the city of Slee-bin-bú-tee, the confederation’s capitol city. The Ministry of Foreign Affairs, site of the Fantasyland Spring demonstrations in 1970, is also located in Slee-bin-bú-tee. Historically, many of Disneyland’s ruling bloodlines have belonged to the Faneída tribe. When Disneyland gained its modern-day independence in 1955 after the signing of the Treaty of Corporation, descendents of these bloodlines played a large part in the new government. Members of the old Mouse and Rabbit clans in particular have played a large role in Disneyland’s modern development. Today, members of these families—Mickey Mouse III and Roger Rabbit—serve on the Great Council.
== Culture ==
The Faneída people have a long tradition of story-telling. Much of the intellectual property that is traded by the Mickey Mouse League originates from Fantasyland. The world has been enriched by traditional sagas and their tales of adventure among the Faneída tribe’s old ruling clans and royal houses.
Fantasyland’s ruling families have traditionally only married among themselves. As a result of the consequent inbreeding, many members of these families sport genetic abnormalities. For instance, the Mouse and Rabbit clans can be distinguished by abnormal facial features: large misplaced ears and oddly shaped noses and eyes. While most other cultures would react to these deformities with disgust, among the Faneída, such features are considered beautiful. Many Faneídans wear special headgear emulating these deformities.
Category:Disney Places
Fascist

thumb|upright=0.7|Fascism has its advantages, but it's incompatible with birthday parties.
Formerly a follower of the doctrine of – a vicious political philosophy of a militarist totalitarianism– nowadays the word fascist refers to anyone who annoys you, even slightly.
Why exactly the fascists stopped strutting around in black shirts publicly assaulting their enemies and started correcting the spelling of your e-mails instead and telling you off for not washing your coffee cup is unknown.
==Old school==
*Assaulted political enemies, sometimes forcibly feeding them castor oil to symbolically "purge" the opposition and to humiliate the individual.
*Imprisoned and tortured those who disagreed with fascist doctrine.
*Continuously invaded Ethiopia, Libya, Albania and Greece. They tried to invade Greece a lot, but eventually had to get a bigger and badder friend who they used to install a puppet government in northern Italy.
*Made deals with the nazis, plotting to conquer the world.
*Coerced and controlled businesses and unions alike.
*Ruthlessly censored all media.
*Rebuilt whole societies on a foundation of fear and intimidation.
*Adopted a semi-official uniform shirt (brown where black was too expensive).
==New school==
*Yell at you for not flushing the toilet when you're finished.
*Expect two forms of ID, at least one of which bears a picture.
*Fire you from work for browsing porn and/or Uncyclopedia all day.
*Put you on hold, then have the nerve to say your call is important.
*Shush you at the movies.
*Hassle you when you take your time ordering at McDonald's.
*Give you a parking ticket.
*Ban you from Uncyclopedia or any other wiki after you've vandalized only twenty articles.
*Don't even listen to your side of the story.
*Are even slightly to your right politically. (Those to your political left are all communists.)
*Edit Conservapedia.
*Are Republicans.
*Adopt a uniform of any damned thing they want except Iron Maiden T-shirts.
*Tell you to stop running in the corridors.
In recent years the marauding bands of fascists, communists, nazis, and socialists responsible for these and other outrages have largely vanished, and recent statistics show that over 74% of such irritations are now caused by terrorists.
==Etymology==
*From the Latin fascis ("a bundle of sticks") comes fascism, a collectivist ideology.
*From comes [recte ] faggot, a fing bun of icks.
 
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Faster-than-light

Faster than light (FTL) travel is a colloquialism for the mixture of ecstasy, LSD, cocaine and ether, popularized in the 1990's by the rock band Blind Melon.
==Preparation==
The most common way to FTL is to prepare it in a blender, adding a soft, porous base such as cotton candy or chewing gum to create a slop, or sauce.
*The base is added to the blender, along with tequila (to taste), then the ecstasy tablets and the cocaine are added.
*Blend for several hours, continuing to add tequila. Drink the tequila as the blending process takes place for better feng shui.
*Float the LSD and ether on top.
*Serve in a highball glass for dipping.
*Consume with a cheeseburger, dipping the burger in the FTL au jus. (See also fondue)
*Drink the remainder of the solution.
*Curl up in fetal position and await the end of the universe.
==In Pop Culture==
*The consumption process is often referred to as F-ing the L as part of a complete breakfast or on a cheeseburger, or a complete breakfast cheeseburger.
*Contrary to popular belief, FTL does not mean Females Turning Lesbian.
*William Hung's musical performances are all heavily under the influence of FTL.
*Prince is writing a seven-act musical epic based on the life of William Hung, re-imagined in a Cockney dialect, from the point of view of late pedophile Michael Jackson.
===The Taco Bell Cheeseburger Connection===
Due to the raging popularity amongst Blind Melon fans, McDonalds began an ill-fated advertisement campaign using famous chihuahua Gidget Chipperton, best known for her work as the Taco Bell dog. The commercials were mistakenly thought to be Taco Bell ads. The campaign benefitted Taco Bell greatly, who for a time began selling cheeseburgers as well as Mexican-Inspired Cuisine. In response, McDonalds purchased Taco Bell. Under Ronald McDonald's direction, Gidget (a legendary method actor) F-ed the L the day of a shoot for a commercial. In a tragic turn of events, Gidget overdosed and was rushed to a veterinary clinic. Gidget's life would have been saved had there been an expert waiting...but the veterinarian was ironically out to lunch at Taco Bell at the time. She died several years later of natural causes. Natural causes are currently on trial for murder.
==FTL Au Jus==
A restaurant bearing this name in Portland recently opened in competition with the marijuana café. FTL Au Jus seems to be meeting with quietly constipated success, although record-keeping efforts are difficult under the influence of the drugs.
Category:Drugs
Category:Food
Category:Space
Father Christmas

Father Christmas is a name used for the gift-bearing figure of Christmas. Sometimes the name 'Santa Claus' is also used for tax purposes, but both names refer to the same person.
There is much debate over Father Christmas' residence, with some people claiming that he lives at the North Pole, while others argue he resides in Lapland. In truth, he has official residences in both places.
==The existence and position of Father Christmas==
The rumour that Father Christmas does not exist is only partly true. Until the post-war period, Father Christmas was indeed a mythical figure, however following the founding of the United Nations in 1945, the position of Father Christmas/Santa-Claus was created and is voted upon by UN member nations each 6 years. Each Father Christmas can only serve one six-year term.
The position is currently held by the Dane, Erik Ove Johanssen.
The Father Christmas' seen across the world in shops and schools before Christmas are employees of the Father Christmas Embassies found in various countries across the globe, and act as official representatives.
==Reindeer and Sleigh==
Although, Father Christmas does keep reindeer at both his residences, the ones seen guiding his sleigh on Christmas Eve are actually mechanical reindeer, which comprise the front part of the jet-propelled sleigh. The latest sleigh has been in service since 2002, and was built by BAE Systems in Farnborough, England, and is also, less commonly, referred to as the "SL-552.1".
==Naughty and Nice==
The task of finding out which children have been naughty and nice is generally carried out by the Father Christmas paedo ninjas, who sneak into children's rooms and install surveillence equipment to monitor the kiddies. In more recent years, their task has become somewhat easier, thanks to technology such as CCTV and the internet. Often Father Christmas himself monitors the situation and masturbates over the results.
==Deputy Father Christmas's==
* Pol Pot (1921-28) - CAMBODIA
* Mary Poppins (1929-37) - UK
* Joseph Stalin (1938 - 1944) - RUSSIA
* Milan Radek (1945-51) - CZECHOSLOVAKIA
* James Donnelly (1952-58) - IRELAND
* Thomas Ehrling (1959-65) - SWEDEN
* Max Gettigen (1966-68) - UNITED STATES
* Morten Nils Lordentoft (1969-75) - NORWAY
* Edgar Stroop (1976-80) - BELGIUM
* Bernard Armand (1981-84) - FRANCE
* Freddy Krueger (1985-89) - USA
* Walther Hubner (1990-93) - GERMANY
* Michael Jackson (1994-97) - NIGERIA
* Francesco Orsio (1998-2003) - ITALY
* Dirk Barwankel (2004-2006) - NETHERLANDS
* Osama Bin laden (2006-2010) - JORDAN
* Antony Wong (2010-2011)- CHINA
Category:Christmas
Category:Religion
Category:Christianity
Category:Saints
Category:Santa
Category:Firstnameless
Father issues

First observed in an obscure footnote to a Catullus poem in approximately 60 B.C., "Clodia is a Major Bitch", this phrase is common parlance among most gentlemen of today, and involves a complicated precursor series of gestures, including sighing and eye-rolling prior to utterance. 
USE CARE WHEN HANDLING!!! 
*Failure to exactly and correctly perform the precursor gestures may result in diarrhea, hair loss, or spontaneous conversion to Scientology. (A.K.A. Nerdy Mormonism)
==Overview==
An entirely accurate reason sometimes given by men about women in order to account for their failed romantic relationships, this phrase is most commonly used to describe a woman who has come to realize that she has squeezed every last bit of sympathy, money, or slavish attention from the man, and dumped him in favor of a fresh chump. The term is based in the idea that the woman is suffering some type of psychological damage from her childhood relationship with her biological Father. Some common causes of the alleged Father issues include divorce, death of one's hopes and dreams (or conversely, the Father himself), or general feminine psychosis. Often, other causes are misdiagnosed as Father Issues, such as feminism, or being a relentlessly self-preoccupied cunt by nature.
==Identification==
A woman with Father issues can easily be identified, even by the untrained observer. At any given point in time, she will be in one of the Growth and Mutation Stages described below. In addition, she is likely to cry frequently, blame you for all kinds of bullshit that doesn't really have anything to do with you, withhold sex as punishment, and read way too much Gloria Steinem, if she's the literary type, or watch way too much Oprah,if she's the television type. 
Note: Be extremely careful with the latter! She may have been programmed to murder you through subliminal messages which she was exposed to during the Oprah show! You may want to trade her in, or have her memory erased by a professional.
==Growth and Mutation Stages==
Women who have Father issues tend to have relationships in repetitive cycles:
1. attraction to/dating of older unsuitable male
2. attraction to/dating of younger unsuitable male 
These Relationship Stages do not include the inevitable crushes on older, unavailable men (e.g. college professors, the President, her long-lost high school math teacher, the nearest priest, you).
==In the Media==
You have read that Greek tragedy right? No, not Oedipus. Dumb ass.
Other Father issues are available directly from the publisher, and will be shipped as soon as they become available.
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