Patrick's Poison Pasta

So, here I am again...
Guess what? I decided to watch the remainder of the orange Spongebob tape that I have, and it turns out that there's another creepy ass episode on there (but I had to watch another boring episode before getting to this one).
Anyways, the title card read out "Patrick's Poison Pasta" and I was wondering what this episode is about?
Well, here's how it went:
(Patrick walks into the Krusty Krab)
Patrick: Hello good sir, may I have a Krabby Patty?
Squidward: How much money do you have fatass?
(Patrick drools)
(Mr.Krabs barges out of the office, looking very angry than usual)
Mr.Krabs: THAT'S IT PATRICK, I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU HOLDING UP ME LINES!!!!!
(Mr.Krabs grabs Patrick by the ass)
Mr.Krabs: GET YE FATASS OUT OF HERE CUNT!!!!!
(Mr.Krabs kicks him out of The Krusty Krab)
(Mr.Krabs laughs maniacally as he walks back into The Krusty Krab)
Patrick: People hate me...
Patrick: People want me dead...
Patrick: I'll get my revenge...
After that, what follows is a blast of static that stayed on the TV for 1 minute and 23 seconds (yes I went back and timed how long it stayed on screen). Then when that was done, the episode resumed inside at Patrick's house:
(Patrick laughs maniacally)
Patrick: No one will know!
(Patrick puts some Sea Erchin Poison into the pasta)
(Patrick laughs even more maniacally)
(Patrick puts some gasoline and petrol in the pasta)
Patrick: IT'S COMPLETE!!!!!
(The scene cuts to an outside shot of Patrick's House, as Patrick laughs hysterically)
Another blast of static interrupts the episode, but only for a few seconds as after that it resumes at The Krusty Krab:
(Patrick barges into The Krusty Krab)
Mr.Krabs: YE, WHAT IS IT NOW FATASS!?!?!?
Patrick: Here's some pasta for you, Eugene...
Mr.Krabs: Is it free?
Patrick: Yes.
(Patrick smiles sinisterly)
Mr.Krabs: Very well then!
(Mr.Krabs grabs a piece of the pasta and eats it)
(Mr.Krabs swallows it)
Mr.Krabs: You know what? This isn't half bad!
(Mr.Krabs Laughs until he stops and falls onto the ground)
(Mr.Krabs starts foaming in his mouth)
Mr.Krabs: WHAT'S IN THIS PASTA FATASS CUNT!?!?!?
Patrick: Poison!
(Mr.Krabs pupils shrink in horror)
Patrick: And! My secret ingredient...
(Patrick lights a match and puts it in Mr.Krabs mouth)
(Patrick runs away while Mr.Krabs explodes in blood and guts)
Patrick: Gasoline and Petrol!!!
(Patrick laughs maniacally as The Krusty Krab burns)
Spongebob: HELP ME!!!
(Patrick turns his head to Spongebob)
Spongebob: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE PATRICK!?!?!?
(Patrick walks over to Spongebob)
Spongebob: ANSWER ME!!!!!
(Patrick just stands there silently)
Spongebob: I'M BURNING HERE PATRICK!!! WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME OR ANSWER MY QUESTION? WHY DID YOU DO THIS!?!?!?!?!?
(Patrick pulls out a gun)
Patrick: Answer my question.
Patrick: Where were you when Mr.Krabs kicked me out of the restaurant and called me names?
(Spongebob is silent)
Spongebob: I didn't know Pat-
(Patrick shoots at Spongebob's head)
Spongebob: -rick...
(Spongebob goes limp and dies)
(Patrick looks at the dead body, and regards it in silence)
Patrick: I'm sorry Spongebob...
(Patrick walks away from the burning restaurant)
And after Patrick left the scene, the episode went to black with the credits following soon after. I didn't bother watching the credits so I just ejected the tape from the player and went to sleep.
Anyways my verdict on it, it's on the same ranking as Bikini Bottom Massacre...
The End (for real)
Written on Tuesday, March 29th 2022
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