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Underwater Sun is actually evil

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Do you remember the song Underwater Sun from SpongeBob? Of course you do. It's a classic. It's been fondly remembered for many years, and is arguably one of SpongeBob's catchiest bops. BUT.....
.....What if I told you that this song is actually kind of fucked up when you study the lyrics like I have? Let's take a look at the lyrics real quick by the singer.
=== Come with me to the land I love ===
 
(He's implying that he loves the land, but mankind is on the land ruining it, so it's not something to be "loved" per se)
=== It's not right here, down the street, or up above ===
(He's insulting your intelligence by stating the obvious)
=== It's down below in the deep blue sea ===
(He's saying "something" is down below, in the deep blue sea... a body perhaps?)
=== Where SpongeBob lives, and the fun is always free ===
(He's lying to you)
=== (Down, down, down) to the bottom of the sea ===
(He wants you to go down, down, down to the bottom of the sea. That means he's going to kill you.)
=== Where our salty friend SpongeBob waits for you and me ===
(Much like a predator, he promises your favorite cartoon character will meet you there with him. He's obviously trying to lead you into a false sense of security with the promise of a SpongeBob meetup.)
=== (Down, down, down) ahh, we'll have lots of fun ===
(The promise of "fun" may sound tempting, but he really seems to be desperately clinging onto the idea that a child swimming into the ocean with him will be a steadfast and safe experience.)
=== You and me forever in the underwater sun ===
(He intends your soul to rest at the bottom of the ocean for all eternity.)
=== We'll catch some jellyfish if we get a chance ===
(Jellyfish are notorious for stinging individuals with an extremely painful venom. He's happy with the idea that he's putting you in danger.)
=== Say hello to Patrick, and do a little dance ===
(He's going to introduce you to his human trafficking buddy.)
=== Karate chop Sandy, see Squid get a tan === 
(He's wants you to get you beat up and then watch an octopus get skin cancer. That's horrible.)
=== Eat a Krabby Patty, and foil Plankton's plan ===
(He's going to take you out to lunch, and then get into conflict with a supervillain. Completely safe.)
=== (Down, down, down) to the bottom of the sea ===
(See line #5.)
=== We'll hook up with SpongeBob and his snail Gary ===
("Hook up" implies that he's going to force you into a polyamorous relationship with him, SpongeBob and Gary.)
=== (Down, down, down) ahh, we'll have lots of fun ===
(He'll have lots of fun once he's disposed of you.)
=== You and me forever in the underwater sun ===
(Just don't follow strangers into the ocean, kids...)
=== Underwater sun ===
(In case you didn't hear him the first time.)
Well, there you have it. Isn't that shit diabolical? It gives me the chills.......
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Unedited Footage of a Bear

Have you guys heard of that short by Adult Swim? You know that disturbing video. I haven't watched the short for a while, so I'm going to tell you what's from my memory about the video, and yes, you can watch it, it's on youtube to this day, go ahead.
Anyway, I saw a version of this short and for God's sake, it still messes with my head to this day, here's what the different version of the short looked like.
It started with the bear moving around. But there was murmuring in the background.
It cut to black abruptly and it showed an ill-looking woman at a playground with kids playing in the background. It felt like an ad you would see on YouTube normally. It was like a normal medicine ad. Nothing more and nothing less. The woman begins to say something to the camera after the shot but it was very hard to make out since there was a static noise blocking it and then she drives away.
This is where everything gets creepy.
The lady in the car begins to notice something going on and there were a lot of police officers. A crime scene tape was blocking the house and it came to my conclusion that somebody was murdered and a police officer was crying his eyes out with another officer comforting him, so that proved my point that somebody was indeed murdered in that house. I realized something about the short as well. 
It seemed more oddly realistic than the original. 
I carried on watching the short and I don't know why I did. I just don't know. The lady was still looking at the crime scene and there was what appeared to be a guy with handcuffs on him, it was almost like the guy was responsible for the crime scene. The lady also gets a phone call after ignoring what's going on.
The scene abruptly cut to static and there were images of ill people then it got worse. It started showing images of ill people getting hung by a noose. What kind of sick joke was this? Seriously, I want an answer. 
I started wondering if this short was made by a serial killer because of the things I just saw. I started thinking it was made by a serial killer once more since it went back to the woman with cuts and wounds over her. 
She begins to get chased by somebody after she stepped out of her vehicle and then the lady got ran over by the person. If you saw the normal short you would know that it's not some random guy. It was a clone of herself and she was not dead. However, since this version is pretty realistic, that part was not present. She was dead, and there was a blood pool under her. It also looked as if she was run over by a train because there was a crushed ribcage with body fluid and numerous types of organs coming out.
The short then ended after the scene. After watching that clip. It ended right there. No meaning, or anything like that, it was a version of the well-known short that everybody probably knows with even more disturbing imagery and gore thrown on top of it. 
I think twice about watching adult swim and the worst part is that. This was aired on the channel at some point and it also aired once.
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Unfinished Letter

The following is a letter from Thomas Harvard Jr, who mysteriously disappeared while going home from school. There have been thousands of search parties, but none of them succeeded.
==July 17, 1964==
Dear Anna,
I've been wanting to tell you this my whole life, but I have a son. He's been difficult to handle, mainly because he was born with a rare disease called Progeria, which made him age faster than a normal child. When he went to school for the first time, everybody called him ugly and was afraid to talk to him. Why would God do something like this? What did I do wrong? I don't know. But something is definitely going on around here. Ever since that, I've been getting strange phone calls and visits from a person who claims to be a FBI agent.
He keeps telling me that I'm going to die in the next 4 days. This must be some kind of joke. I don't care what that maniac says. I will not suffer for this. My son cannot die. Never. Even if he does, it doesn't make a difference. You know what else he said earlier today?
He said that he killed John F. Kennedy. That was last year. I fucking hate my life. My son died today, make pissed me even more. If you are reading this, please remind yourself that I love you. I will always be with you. I will marry you someday. Now, I'm going to-
That was the last time we ever heard of him. He vanished without a trace 3 hours later. We will keep continuing searching for this man until further notice.
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Unhappy Mask Salesman

Recently, I had bought a red 3DS for $180.00. Looking for cheap games, I went to a garage sale. As I went to the garage sale, I saw a depressed middle aged woman, with her hands buried on her face, sobbing softly. I checked out their items, and saw an Ocarina of Time 3D game. I asked what the price was, and she said it was for free. I received it, then I headed home. Before I left, I heard the woman sobbing about a "son" and "the game".
I plopped down on the couch, and opened the game. It went to the title screen, and I selected New Game. For some reason, it would not create a new one. Instead, it loaded a profile called *EMPTY*. It loaded, and went to the opening cutscene. It showed Link just standing in one place, with an emotionless face. The camera panned down, showing Zelda's rotting corpse on the ground, filled with realistic maggots and flies. The cutscene ended, and Link was now controllable. The game randomly selected the Ocarina, and played the Song of Storms, and the game glitched up.
It showed the Happy Mask Salesman next to Link even though he wasn't even in the game! The Salesman pulled out a mask, and what it was still haunts me to this day. It was the skull kid's severed head, with the mask still attached. As soon as he pulled the mask off, the game froze for ten minutes, and Loaded another profile, named SORRYFORIT. The other profile was name HELL, and the game randomly chose HELL. It loaded the save, and Link was on Lon Lon Ranch. His horse was lying on the ground, and just in the same pose as Zelda, and rotting, too. I tried to exit, but a subtitle kept popping up, saying "There's no leaving Hell."
The Game controlled Link, and went over to the owner of the Ranch, and Link shot him with an arrow, right into his neck. Blood was spurting everywhere. The Happy Mask Salesman's laugh came up in the background, long with a distorted Song of Healing. It was so warped, high pitched, and low that you could barely tell it was the Song of Healing. The game started showing corpses everywhere, and showed Link committing suicide by slashing his wrists with his sword. The 3DS turned off, and would not even turn back on. Scared to death, I couldn't sleep.
At 12:30, the 3DS started making a low humming noise, which gradually got louder. The game cartridge shot out of the 3DS, and just VANISHED into thin air! My 3DS kicked the bucket, and I never saw the cartridge again.
If you ever come across a used game that's not by Gamestop, DON'T buy it, or face the same consequences I did.
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Unitato

Once Upon a Time,
In a magical kingdom far, far away,
Lived a majestic creature named a Unitato.
It was half unicorn, and half potato.
It can potate a lot, and I mean potate a lot.
If you asked it "Dude, do you even potate?"
It would say, "Yes."
By the way, since its mother breeded with a potato
The only thing it could say was "yes"
Well, back to the story...
Back in the magical kingdom there was a king, who loved these creatures
He thought they were adorable
But, one day, the king was slayed by his evil wife, who wanted to eat all of the Unitatoes and control the kingdom for herself
It was to for the prince to save them all.
But he was lured, to join the dark side.
So it was either they do, and they live
or it was they do, and they die
One of the magic Unitatoes, Charlie, rose up and said this magical speech,
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"
(Translation: We will not let the evil wifey, and the evil prince eat us! We must take a stand, we must do something about it. It's do or we live, or we don't do anything, and we all get digested. WHO IS WITH ME!")
They all said "YES!"
So they did a barrel roll to the castle, and they charged.
blood by potato skin, skin by mane. It was a battle not to forget.
And who won, you may ask?
Well... It was the prince and the wife
They all ate the Unitatoes like it was their last meal...
I'm just joking, the Unitatoes won.
They seemed to be cannibals, because they loved human flesh.
And the kingdom lived in a Unitato population.
The End.
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Unknown Call

I'm what you would call a 'Internet Nerd', I spend my time free from work exploring the internet and talking to my friends on Skype. I decided to go on 4chan one day and check it out, I was going through the first page of all the threads. What I came across was horrifying (other than the /b thread) I came across a post, the picture was the Skype logo but this time the colors were negative and a slight bit scary. I started to read the post, it read.
This was so shocking to me, is this guy dead now? I best be off to bed now, I have been on the bad side of the internet for way to long. I turned off my monitor and walked over to my bed. I lay there for half an hour staring at the ceiling till eventually I slowly. Slowly. Fell asleep.
[UPDATE:7:06AM] I have just woken up and checked my mail, guess what. I got a letter from a unknown address, the letter read, '10' So now I am scared, Is this some sort of a prank, If it is it isn't funny. Just STOP! Anyway, Im just going to carry on with my daily routine bye.
[UPDATE:20:01PM] Sorry for not updating for a while, my internet went down and my computer kept freezing, I have only just fixed it. I'm still getting the letters, today I got '3' please stop, I'm freaking out. This is so weird, I want to be able to sleep at night without staring at the ceiling wondering how I will die...
[UPDATE from mobile device:01:24AM] I think I'm going to die today, Its to early. HELP! Someone please just help, I'm so scared, I'm hearing noises downstairs, What should I do!?
[UPDATE:09:12AM] Okay, I seemed to have over-reacted, I just needed a few days away from the blog to calm down, Iv been of the internet for a few days and I have been very happy, except for... well, the last letter I received '0'. I guess Im dead soon. Iv been sitting at my computer waiting for the call.
[UPDATE:12:32PM] OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG! The call came. His voice was so sinister and he said to me 'I'm here right now, waiting for you to see me, I'm ready to attack and you don't even know how close I am, I am surprised you cannot hear me or see me through the tiny crack in your wardrobe, I can hear you blogging. So write your last blog, make it good and long, I might even interrupt'
[UPDATE:21:43PM] I guess this is goodbye, I keep hearing noises. I phoned the police but all they did was laugh at how stupid my story was, God I hate how stupid these police are, sometimes I just want to kick the sh... Hello Everyone it's me, MR, UNKNOWN. HAHAHAH! Bet you thought I wasn't real! WELL I AM! Are you scared? Does it frighten you that you could be next, Well let me warn you as you are my next victim. When you receive the letter open it, do not burn it or throw it away, if you throw it away or burn it or get rid of it in any way I will slice your throat and preserve your body parts in jars, Open the letter and you will get 10 days to do something about staying alive!
HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Unknown Creature

It all started with a storm.
People all over the place are spreading their usual gossip about it. Blackouts, power shortages, the usual stuff. As I was walking....
Oops, forgot to introduce myself. I always do that! My name is Raj, moved here from India, lived here for 11 years, currently 18.
Now, as I was walking, another gust of wind blew at my face. I tried my best to keep on going, despite the current conditions. I saw a coffee shop and quickly made sanctuary there. I ordered a cup of joe and a bagel with cream cheese. As I was chewing heartily, the news blared on the tv.
"Good morning everyone. I'm here with the famous scientist Dr.Zekuro. Now how would you describe this storm?"
"Well",Dr.Zekuro began,"I believe that the current weather are being altered from their usual route and their strength has majorly intensified. For example..."
And a whole conversation began about the storm and its origins. I, as amongst a few, know this isn't true. We saw the cause of the storm. And to tell you, it was frightening.
It was bird-like in shape. Its beak looked like a butcher's knife, as we saw it demolish half a skyscraper in Manhattan. The wings were odd, two layers I believe, one black, one yellow. The eyes were dark beads of malice. This was a rare chance to be in the history books. I took out a small, purple ball, and slowly headed towards it. Surprisingly, it wasn't headed my way. I took three more steps and chucked the ball at it. The ball opened and it....
"WAKE UP ALREADY!"
Ooohhh, I hate my sister sometimes.
Today was the first day of school for me. I played a bit of Pokemon Fire Red, currently at the Power Plant. I was about to reach the final room until I saw something under the bed. It was a box, with a note on it.
"Not yet"
I wondered what it was for, and I looked outside. A thunder storm was coming, and I saw a shape in it. I looked at my game to confirm it.
Zapdos.
Well, I guess I forgot to tell you. I live in the Kanto region.
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Unknown One

It goes by one name. Some people think of it as a miracle worker. Others say it's a madman. Some say it is a harbringer of death. Others think of it as a harbringer of life. Some people think that it God sent down to Earth. Some say it is the Devil. In reality, these beings you call God and Satan are actually... its grandfathers. It is known as The Unknown One.
The Unknown one has no gender. Its clothing is all black. It wears a black pantomine mask around its head. It is a skilled fighter and expert of disguise.
Now, you're probably wondering, how is this possible, why is there no records of it, whose side is it on, Is it our salvation or our doom? I'll give you the answers.
The Unknown One has no records of it in history. It killed those who tried to write it down. Some of the deaths were peaceful, like a heart attack. Others were not lucky at all. Some were mutilated in ungodly ways. Some were never seen again. Some committed suicide when it appeared. Apparently, it did not want anyone to know the truth. It thought that his story would be horrifying to anyone, or joked at. It also did not want anyone to know of its origin, thinking that people would find it blasphemous or not taken seriously.
Now, what did I mean by its origin and its grandfathers were God and Satan? Here's it's origin story:
It is said that both Christ and the Antichrist can transform themselves into different ages, genders, nationalities, etc. Some say Christ's true form was a teenage boy around 18 and others say the Antichrist true self was a teenage girl. If you can guess what happened, you don't need to read the next paragraph. If you can't guess, just read this: You see, at an unknown year during the 20th century, Christ, in his true self, captured the Antichrist in her true form. To prevent her from causing the End of Days, he kept watch of her 24/7. Eventually, he got bored of just keeping her. So, he started talking to her. Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months, and He and Her started to get along. He decided just wandering the Earth wasn't a good idea. So they both stayed in a house whose family left for vacation. They did everything things in that house. One day, while walking down the hallway, He saw Her naked in the bathroom. This was the first time He was ever aroused. When She saw him
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Unknown World

I don't know how to explain this but here I will try my best.
It was in the middle of the night, I took a shower dressed up and went to bed. I should have never slept... I dreamt that I was in a world, A world full of disasters and.. everyone is different. They looked like they were punched hard and got deformed..
I didn't know what to say. But my dream got more gruesome and more until they... Started eating everyone. I was being chased, I didn't know what to do. Then, I forgot what happened. I woke up , breathing heavily. Looked at my window and.. saw the exact same thing in my dream.. They were still eating everyone, they were still deformed! I was so scared, then I thought i was still in my dream.
So I sleep... Then I woke up again. Still in the unknown world. I didn't know what to do. A guy, somehow went to my apartment and ate me.
Then I woke up again. But this time. I was in the normal world. I woke up, went to work, did all the normal stuff.
And I never slept again.
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Unloved Booties

My butt remains untouched
All of our butts remains untouched
We shall remain, forever, bootyless
Our booties will never be touched, in our entire lives.
Our booties will have wrinkles/cracks in it before we hit 30
Then, when we hit 60
Our booties will wither away.
And all we will have left are sacks of sagging skin
Untouched
Then we have to have our mothers, prosper our babbys
Because we have no booty
Even after our mothers die, our babbys will become adults
and they will still feed on our dead mothers' dusty milk
They will feed on it. But their booties will be loved.
Their butts will not be like their fathers' booty.
Their butts, will not be the virgin butt.
And they will do squats.
Their thighs will grow
They will do anything, and I mean anything, with their booties.
Even sell it on the street, for crack cocaine
Then they will go to rehab.
Then do the drug again.
Then they will die at the age of 69, but they will still have booties
Their booties will be resurrected; and run a marathon.
No.
A TRIATHLON
Then the booties will have children of their own.
Then the booty children, will have booties
they will shit out booties.
Booties with booties shitting booties
then the whole world becomes overpopulated with hte booties.
then the ugly barnacle comes out. And everyone dies.
Then everyone's skeleton pops out.
The end
Created in the PM by Fatal Disease and NeveRsLeePwitHme
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