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The Eventual End of Uncyclopedia

The Eventual End of Uncyclopedia ("the pocky clips") refers to the end of the famous content-free encyclopedia that you are reading right now. The precise date of the wiki's demise is unknown, but experts agree it's a good idea to be prepared nonetheless.
It is a question that comes up from time to time: What is the true purpose and when will it end? Fortunately, most people reflexively stop thinking about it (progressively severe headache) at least temporarily.
Millions of scientists predict theories and fail with them. But which theory will be the one? Which one?
==Preparation==
Get a pan, and put it on your head. Then put on a hockey mask and then put on snow gloves. After you've done that, huddle in the nearest corner with your laptop (if you don't have a laptop, get one!) and nervously go on Uncyclopedia. If you are actually doing this, then maybe you should seek professional help.
Another way to protect yourself is to become a monkey. Since monkeys rarely edit Uncyclopedia,This is possibly wrong, because according to recent studies, you are a monkey. you will most probably be safe this way.
==Public reaction==
Occasionally, you will find some strange guy giving out pamphlets warning of the end. A few websites were made, calling themselves Uncyclopedia II.
Michael Jackson was so stressed about Uncyclopedia's ending that he took drugs to ease the pain. Before he died, he told the press: "If Uncyclopedia ends, I can't live. How else will I find vulnerable preteens online?" It is a sad fact that not only did Uncyclopedia outlive him, all those preteens did as well.
==Uncyclopedia's response==
The most anxious are Uncyclopedia's very own users. "I go on Uncyclopedia every day after school," said a user who preferred to remain anonymous. "Uncyclopedia is my life. Whoever closes it down will die. Well, they'll die once I finish this bag of Doritos."
Many users have spent their entire disk drive backing up all of Uncyclopedia's pages.
==Failed predictions==
Originally, scientists theorized that the end of Uncyclopedia would come in the year 1337. This prediction was rapidly discredited upon the discovery that the year 1337 had already come and gone. The same scientists, not yet willing to admit defeat, subsequently recalculated the critical event to take place in 31337. This second prediction was the result of minutes of research, during which the scientists concluded: "If we're going to be wrong, at least we won't be around to see it."
A counter-theory states that, since all good things must come to an end, Uncyclopedia is inherently safe.
A third theory, not being so bold as to get involved in the row the other two theories are having, proposes that the deletion of Uncyclopedia will be an act of a displeased God. Fortunately God appears to be too busy inserting vanity into its sister project Conservapedia to notice.
==Conclusion==
So before you click the "edit" tab, just remind yourself this won't be around forever. And neither will you be. Of course, Uncyclopedia will most probably outlive you.
Because you'll never know when your final edit will b
==References==
Category:Uncyclopedia
The Fairy Dogmother's Compendium of Alphabetical Stories

==A Bitchy Cat==
A bitchy cat drugged evil flailing geckos. 
:Honestly! 
::It just knew little minions need opiates,
::particularly quirky, red, slimy Tokays.
:::Under veiled windows, X-rated yowling zeal.
==Abandoned, Billy Cried==
Abandoned, Billy cried desperately, 
:ever forlorn, gated hopelessly inside jail.
::Knowledge lost, memory not operating...
:::Probably quaffed rancid spirits...
::::That unbelievable vineyard, with xylariaceae yeast zinfandel.
==Another Bloated Corpse==
Another bloated corpse, decaying ever foully.
:"Gentlemen, how is justice, karma, law, 
:made necessary over pooled, quivering refuse? 
::Stand tall, unless vermin will xenophobize your zeitgeist!"
Category:Literature
The Fear

The Fear (not to be confused with the ph33r) is the curious mixture of feelings you get when waiting on a street corner for your dealer to arrive. Though the exact scenario often differs, the combination of emotions is often about the same. The Fear, once a quasi-mythical element of drug subculture, is now a well-documented sociological phenomenon, thanks to science. 
==Fear Rating==
The Fear Rating of a particular episode is a mathematical breakdown of the various factors which increase, or otherwise, the Fear Rating in a given drug purchase operation according to a complex, made-up mathematical formula:
\mbox{FR=}(\sqrt{sin \mbox{TimeOfDay}}) + (\mbox{DodginessOfArea}^2) + \cfrac{\mbox{DownersConsumed}}{\mbox{UppersConsumed}}+ (\mbox{VolumeOfShit} \times \mbox{Illegality of Shit})
Below is a list of these factors. This list, while not exhaustive, comprises the primary reasons why you may be bricking it on a street corner, pranging out with £60 in your back pocket. Or not, what the hell.
* Time of Day. In general, the less sensible the hour, the higher the Fear Rating.
* Dodginess of Area. This is important. Waiting in your kitchen for you mate to arrive with your shit is not the same as standing outside Brixton Tube Station for this guy who you've heard can get anything you want but for fuck's sake don't stare at his hideous facial scars or he'll cut you.
* Familiarity of Dealer. Is it a guy you went to school with, or a gangsta who doesn't bother to conceal his flick knife and looks at you like you shagged his sister and never called her?
* Uppers and downers. Buying shit after smoking yourself silly = really fucking scary. Buying shit after taking a load of pills = really fucking silly. Buying shit on kittens = really fucking furry.
* Volume of illegality of shit. Ten bag of soap bar or Kilo of The World's Most Powerful Drug?
==Emotional Breakdown==
Drugnologists have used mathematics to work out that The Fear is composed of the following mix of Base Sensations.
* Apprehension
* Anticipation
* Exhilaration
* Sheer Fucking Terror
* The Need To Pee (optional, debilitating)
* Arousal
The last one might be just me.
==Ultimate Fear==
It is considered impossible to attain a 'perfect' Fear Rating, which is referred to as 'Ultimate Fear'. Only when all the following criteria are met can the scariest fucking deal ever be considered to have taken place.
*Time: 4.30a.m.
*Location: Kilburn Grange Park, North West London
*Uppers Consumed: 2 scuzzy pills, nine hours earlier. 2 lines of coke, three hours earlier.
*Downers Consumed: half a tabby kitten
*Familiarity of Dealer: The scariest dealer in the world is Darth Vader. If he tells you it's good shit, you don't fucking argue okay?
*Volume and illegality of shit: To attain Ultimate Fear, you would need to be buying 12 lbs of Biblical Literalism. This would have a street value equivalent to the combined wealth of the USA, the UK, The United Federation of Planets, and Oprah.
Note: Drugnologists theorise that if this deal were to take place, you would be so pranged and paranoid you would probably a splode.
Category:Drugs
The Final Countdown

Alright, guys! It's the 266th Final Countdown!
Woo! It's a cold September evening, approaching eight o'clock and there are 10,000 people out here! All ready to count in the final countdown.
OKAY! Let's get the crowd warmed up! Let's see who can shout loudest shall we?
Kids - on the count of three, I want you to yell "LETS COUNT DOWN!" Okay?
:3... 2... 1...
:KIDS: LET'S COUNT DOWN!!!!
Oh, that was pretty poor! Well actually, it was pretty damn loud, but I have to waste some time here. Therefore, we should try that again. Are you ready?
:KIDS: YES!!!
:Alright! I'll count down to the countdown after 3 again. 3...2...1...Countdown! 3... 2... 1...
:KIDS: LET'S COUNT DOWN!!!
Wohza my shit! That was loud! Sorry, excuse my French. But can the adults do better, huh?
Let's find out. On the count of 3, adults, I want you to prepare to yell after I then count down again. Okay.
:3... 2... 1... Are you ready? 3... 2... 1...
:FEW SELECT ADULTS: Let's Countdown.
OK, I think the kids definitely won that one.
==Anyway==
Anyway, GUESS WHAT? We are almost ready for the countdown. It is 7:59, guys, so it's time for the PENULTIMATE COUNTDOWN!
:KIDS (+ 2 SLIGHTLY TIPSY ADULTS): WOO! YEAH!
Shall we all count in the penultimate countdown together? OK, after 10, the PENULTIMATE COUNTDOWN will begin.
Oh, can I also announce that any donations to the Dogs Trust are welcomed, and will the parents of Nico Druziako please pick him up from the lost and found. Yeah, we know he's a twat, but you can't just dump him on us.
Alright, the fireworks are ready, here comes the countdown to the penultimate countdown.
:10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
::PENULTIMATE COUNTDOWN! 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
==The Final Countdown==
Okay, it's the time you've all been waiting for. The bonfire is lit, the burgers are roasting, the music is playing and we are ready. Everybody...
It's Time...
For the FINAL COUNTDOWN.
Everybody join in. We'll start after 3, okay. Let's make it a big one. Make it loud. There's 11,423 of us here! 3... 2... 1...
::10...
::9...
::8...
::7...
::6...
::5...
::4...
::3...
::2...
::1...
::ZERO!!!
Wowzaroonie! They were some fireworks. And another notice...Will the person who threw his clothes on the bonfire please report to the police at the edge of the field. Thanks.
So. Well, that was fun now guys! You can go home now. Don't forget to donate! Anyway, see you tomorrow. Same time, same place, for The Dogs Trust Final Countdown! Enjoy September the 23rd.
Category:Timeline of Time n' Matter
Category:Songs
The Flaming Gay Jailbreak & Bail Fund

The Flaming Gay & Lesbian Homoerotic Buttfucking Jailbreak and Bail Fund or simply #FreeGayMoney, is/was a trust that totally exists and is real, money in the bank™ you can really bank on® established in the 1970's by new-wave radical feminists who, after I start listing off their names will immediately cause you either to zone out in a trance of boredom and click away, or you'll just fall asleep. Ready? Audrey Lorde, Virginia Woolfe, Tiffany Schiffany, Barbara Weiss and .... Zzzzz.... 
ZZzZzzzzZZzzzz....
Hey, wake up! We're doing the rest of the article.
==Check's in the Mail, Baby!==
As everyone knows, gay people are encouraged to commit a lot of crimes, and while doing crimes typically yields a lot of jail time, this fortunately is not so in the case of fags. Luckily enough, there are gorillions of money-dollars just lined up in a very accessible account, ready for any-time use by anyone who likes to take it up the ass for funzies. Without access to this vital resource, slogans like "Be Gay, Do Crimes!" would seem like a ridiculous attempt at entrapment for an oppressed minority group, and literal jail-bait at best. Far from being a honey-pot that's made its way into the mainstream zeitgeist however, the Flaming Gay Homoerotic Buttfucking Jailbreak & Bail Fund stands as a testament for the "gay community" (whatever that is)'s ability to help each other out in a pinch, especially when it comes to providing each other with large sums of money that no individual could possibly accrue on their own in a patriarchical society that only rewards the status of straight cisgendered white men. 
==Instant Action==
How it works is simple, see. The fund uses cryptographically signed, proof-of-weird (PoW) technology, to ensure that whenever a gay homo is caught doing up a jacking or huffing ... they just get instantly de-arrested! Recent advancements in Gaydar make it all possible. If the case does end up going to court, there is a swift removal action there, as well.
 Judge: The accused is facing charges of $93 million dollars worth of property damage and if convicted will serve 10 consecutive life sentences. What is the plea?
 Defendant: Your (dis)honor (fuck you btw), um, the fact is that I'm a boy and I like to kiss other boys so... 
 Judge: BAILIFF! Please escort this man to the parkinglot where he'll find a brand new Panzer Tank! Just for you! Thank you for your service. Brings a tear to my eye. :') (call me later)
==Criticism==
Now, I know what you're thinking: 
"Can't the real criminals just say that they're gay and continue to get away with it?"
The answer is, "No dude," stop and think about it for a sec, do you really want to be in jail and go around telling people you're gay when you're not? You'd look like a fucking pansie, like a little nancy-boy, hahaha like a little girly-man lmfaooo oh that's rich. Thus the strategy for safeguarding the fund against abuse is secured. This message brought to you by Dial Soap.
The Flood Trial

:This article is almost certainly not worth your time.
The Flood Trial is the name commonly given to the 1997 court case Humanity v. God, which was presided over by Judge Judy. The case involved God's alleged attempt to murder humanity in a global flood. God, the noted philosopher and author of the bestselling book, Bible, turned the rain on for over forty days, drowning the great majority of life on Earth. Humanity claimed that this was done on purpose.
This case is not to be confused with, Homosexuality v God, in which the copyright ownership of the Rainbow was debated.
== The Trial ==
=== Proceedings ===
God was represented by attorney Johnnie L. Cochran, Jr, who became famous as a member of O.J. Simpson's "Dream Team" of defense attorneys. Humanity was represented by Mr. T. 
There was actually very little reason for argument, since God kept muttering "I'm gonna murder those bastards," repeatedly under his breath. However, the issue was raised that perhaps the statute of limitations had expired, since the incident occurred at the Dawn of Time. The prosecution argued that there should be no statute of limitations for planet-wide destruction. 
In the end this argument was entirely forgotten, and played no part in the verdict.
=== Witnesses Called ===
God called the Jehovah's Witnesses to the stand, but they were unable to attend because it was the sabbath and they were busy worshipping God. God's son, Jesus H. Christ, proved a more reliable witness and was able to vouch for God's character. His casual good looks won over much of the jury. 
Humanity's first witness was it's long time lover Satan. Satan testified that God was a real jerk. God responded by hurling lightning, consequently wounding several jurors. God was ordered to undergo a psychological evaluation. He failed.
Humanity's second witness was Noah, one of the only survivors of the flood, who had managed to escape by building a large boat.
===Excerpt From Court Record===
Prosecution: Noah, you say that God was actually bragging about the flood beforehand?
Noah: That's right, he said that he was going to make it rain for over a month to kill everybody. He said it was because humanity was too violent.
Prosecution: Too violent? And his solution was murder?
Noah: I didn't say it made sense. He just said, "I hope you've all got some real big boats," and he kept laughing. 
=== The Verdict ===
Judge Judy ruled that since both sides had argued equally well, neither could possibly be wrong, and therefore both the plaintiff and the defendant were guilty. She sentenced both God and Humanity to an Eternity of community service.
== See also==
*That time I was nearly raped by Ham after my sojourn through the deluge
Category:Trials in the United States
Category:Religion in the United States
Category:Flooded
Category:Law
The Forest That Nobody Cares About

The Forest That Nobody Cares About is nestled deep in the heart of the Galapagos Islands, a teeming suburb of Portland, Oregon. The forest was discovered in 1954 by the creator of the vaccum cleaner. He named the forest "The Forest That Nobody Cares About" because he thought it was "hilarious." Nobody really did care, and the name was never changed.
The Forest That Nobody Cares About is unusual in that it contains no trees or other plant life. Instead, it is populated entirely by discarded computers, monitors, stereo equipment, digital cameras, iPods, cracked CD jewel boxes, and beer cans that nobody cares about.
In 2003, an American atomic bomb test briefly turned the Forest That Nobody Cares About into a parking lot, but despite the fact that a lovely entrance kiosk was constructed, no automobiles chose to park there. After six months, the amount of discarded gear had grown back to nearly its previous levels, and the Forest That Nobody Cares About once again became a forgotten, lonely, desolate, and uncared-about place. (Rumour has it that Bon Jovi will appear there on their next World Tour, though no official announcement has been made.)
Early in 2006, the Article That Nobody Used to Care About was used as a bizarre strategic ploy by a small group of people to make a point to someone about something. Nobody knows (or cares) what these individuals were doing, or why, or against whom. While most sources agree that the incident was a simple case of mistaken identity, the target of their supremely subtle, clever, and yet ultimately futile action has yet to be revealed, much less found and eliminated. However, unnamed sources indicate that he, or she, is simply enjoying some relaxing time at home with his (or her) family, or is possibly out shopping. Later that year, Uncyclopedia made this forest the site of Uncyclopedia: Forest Fire Week.
==See also==
*The City That Nobody Cares About
*The Ocean That Nobody Cares About
*The Atmosphere That Nobody Cares About
*The Planet That Nobody Cares About
*The Person That Nobody Cares About
*The Religion That Nobody Cares About
Category:Nobody Cares
Category:Places no one cares about
The French Are The Best Nation Ever

The French are the best nation ever. This is a proven fact and it is largely down to the fact that the French are masters of multiple talents such as cheese-making, wine-drinking and art: oh yes - Paris is the city of love and everyone knows the best chefs in the world are French.
What more does one need to justify the theory that the French are the best?
Truly they are God's chosen people.
== Things That The French Do Better Than You ==
=== French Cuisine ===
The French have long been associated with excellent cuisine and are a nation that excels at devouring pretty much anything that moves and a great deal that doesn't: few other nations can offer the mouthwatering option of frog's legs or fresh horsemeat - and let us not forget the true reason France is seen as the pinnacle of European cuisine, the cheese!
Indeed France has some of the world's most delicious and pungent cheeses ever created and take immense pride in their stinky produce, this combined with the near-indestructible French bread makes French cuisine not only delicious but also a sustainable source for bio-weaponry should the nation ever engage in war.
=== French Culture ===
French culture is the jewel of Europe, like a glittering bottlecap in a cesspool of mediocrity. Indeed what other nation can lay claim to such wonders as the Mime: a creature so reviled even clowns are more popular. Although it isn't widely known, except by exceedingly tedious researchers, Gothic architecture began in France. This is no doubt some sort of crowning achievement in itself but has been forever tainted by the emo movement, which has latched itself onto the superior Goth culture like a parasite.
The French also wrote thrilling family-tales such as "Bluebeard", which was the story of a mass-murdering nobleman and his quest to kill his hapless lover. We'd like to see anyone outside of France try and write that (alright, so you Americans may have Lovecraft but it simply isn't the same).
Plus, who can forget the great Notre Dame Cathedral, which was once home to that loveable scoundrel Quasimodo - whose fun-filled frolicks were documented in another decidedly French tale: The Hunchback Of Notre Dame.
=== French Language ===
The French language is one of mystery, romance and above all else utter confusion. Yet that is why it is also the most superior language on Earth: Few other nations exist that can lay claim to having so many different ways to pronounce simple letters and complicate sentences with masculine and feminine subdivision.
=== French Revolution ===
When it comes to Revolution the French excel, they truly know how to get the point across - indeed France led Europe in the way of Revolution and taught the world an important moral lesson in the process: Dislike one's authority figures? Behead them without trial! Truly, you won't find such a masterful display of democracy in action anywhere else.
== See Also==
*French Military
*French Royal Dolphin
Category:French culture
The French Prince of Bel Air

thumb|240px|The 14 million DVD boxed set. Would be thrown into bargain bins across the world but would not fit. Instead usually used as replacement for furniture in third world countries. Also, apparently black people smoke cigarettes backwards.
A spin off from The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, The French Prince of Bel Air is a sitcom/piece of a somebody's fractured imagination, and the spiritual brother TV show to Wilde Wilde West (a semi-autobiographical show written and starring Oscar Wilde).
Starring Will Smith and Gerard Depardieu, The French Prince of Bel Air details the hilarious antics of a Negro man (Will Smith) who moves to Paris, France and tries to assimilate himself into the normal lives of the French.
He fails miserably.
His conveniently French Uncle Jambon (Gerard Depardieu) takes him in to live under his roof, but only on one condition: he becomes French by marrying a beautiful French Woman with excessive amounts of underarm hair.
The only nearby woman fulfilling this criteria is the beautiful Ms. Sein (season one Jennifer Aniston, seasons two through seven Kirsten Dunst), a naive French kindergarten teacher who also enjoys fragging n00bs. This will play an important role later on when the main characters must fight each other at French breakdancing. Okay, sounds unrelated. Just trust me on this one though.
After the show ended, the Fat Uncle ate the youngest kid. Over and over again.
==Theme Song==
This is the story all about when,
I changed my home location again,
So I'd like to take a moment just sittin' right there,
To tell you how I married a chick with underarm hair.
In a Bel-Air Mansion I'd sit and grimace,
'Cause the television viewers had grown sick of this premise,
I needed a fresh spin to regain my audience,
So I moved in with my other uncle out in France.
I whistled for a plane, but it didn't respond,
It seems you need a boarding pass to get on,
So I went to the airport and I waited in line,
Twenty-two hours later I was sippin' on French wine.
then some background music
==The House==
The house in which The Fresh Prince spends most of his days smelled like shit and body odor. One day, it got so bad that all the hostages attending the show suffocated and died. The bodies were dumped in a little village called Jonestown The house always denied these accusations, although while appearing on the Oprah show, Le French Prince said that maybe there was some kind of connection. The Fat Uncle wrote a book on the tragedy and later introduced his new "Pillowing Mounds Of Mashed Potatoes", which is made exclusively for House Harkonnen Food Products, Inc. They also make spittle cups.
==Commercial Success==
All seasons have been released on VHS, because DVD's are not old enough, not one copy has been sold to date.(Except the one Your Lonely Mom bought.) (Note I said ONE.)
==Completely Unrelated Links==
*Peanut Butter
*Grue
*Penis
Category:American television series
Category:French culture
Category:The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air