THE MOST EBIC REALISTIC VR GAME ADVENTURRE 64 EVAR!!! New Funky Mode HD Remix Country Bad Fur Day The Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles

You're Spongebob Squarepants workin in the Krusty Krab. You see Squidward walk up to you, and...
"Hey! I know who you are!" he says with a big grin on his face. He then points at your name tag and gives it a couple of taps before continuing.
> You push Squidward to the cashier, where he usually is...
You decide that this is going to be a very easy task. You just need to push him into the cashier area, where he's more likely to get his attention.
> You walk to the kitchen. You walk into the kitchen, and find no one there.
You walk back into the main room of the Krusty Krab, and find no one there either.
> You call Mr. Krabs.
You grab the phone and dial Mr. Krabs's number, connecting you through his walkie-talkie. You wait for him to answer.
> You call for help.
Just as you put the phone back to your ear, the crackling static stops, and an answer comes through.
"Help!... Hello?"
It's Mr. Krabs. He sounds very scared.
> You say "What happened?"
"I don't know! Help!... He's coming for me!"
You can hear a lot of screaming and shouting on the other end.
"What's going-"
"He's here, help!"
> You say "Who?"
"Invader Zim! He's here to destroy me! Oh, my ancestors... he'll stop at nothing."
Mr. Krabs begins to cry and hyperventilate the whole time he's speaking. 
> You kill Zim.
"Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! KILL!"
You don't know what Mr. Krabs is on about, before you can ask him though, the phone is pulled out of your hands.
> You say "HELLLO BOOYYS"
"Damnit, I can't talk now. Some... some invader is in my house, trying to kill me!"
"WHAT?!"
> You say "Oh no. He's here."
"Help!... Kill him!"
"I can't leave! He'll kill me!"
"Fuck off, loser."
You hang up and look around.
> You say "I better fly."
You walk outside and start flying away.
"Wait!" you hear from Mr. Krabs, but you're already gone.
Mr. Krabs walks out of his house, and looks around.
> You smash Zim with a hammer.
You're standing in his living room. He's on the floor on his back, and he looks extremely terrified.
> You kill Zim, then enter a portal to WumboLand.
You ride off into the sunset with Zim in tow.
> You make a time machine and then go to 20X6 from Homestar Runner.
You sit down in the time machine and press the big red button, which causes the screen to rapidly flash "TICK TICK... BOOM!"
You're sitting in the year 20X6.
> You go to Stinkoman.
You enter the portal and find yourself in a strange village. A lot of the houses have dirt instead of floors and grass instead of walls.
You walk around, but nobody seems to notice you.
> You say "Wrong place!"
You hear a voice coming from behind you say "Oh, not again."
You turn around and see Stinkoman.
"What's going on here? Where am I?" Zim says.
> You go back to 2021.
You sit down and end up squirting ketchup all over the table.
> You say "You take off the VR headset, you restart AI Dungeon"
"Yeah," Zim says. "It's good to be back."
> You start a new THE MOST EBIC REALISTIC VR GAME ADVENTURE EVAR!!! New Funky Mode HD Remix Country Bad Fur Day The Electric Boogaloo & Knuckles game.
You are automatically teleported to the entrance of the dungeon.
"So," Zim says. "What do you want to do? I can go talk to the humans in the village, or you can."
"I'll do it." a voice calls, you turn to find a 15 - 17-year-old girl who is in a gray monotone color, except her eye which is a red like the color of blood. She looks to have a Burgundy dress.
"Let's see..." she says.
Zim walks over to her and begins speaking to her in an odd language, which you assume is Prox. She appears to understand him, though.
> You say "How the-"
"Urgh... I took it from an alien. He was dying on the planet, and I infected him using my mind... I'm a life debt to him... life debt, life debt, life debt..."
> You laugh at your own sentence.
"Erm, anyway," the girl says.
"How can I help you?" Zim asks you.
"I was wondering if you could tell me where I can find another... soul."
"What?" Zim asks confused.
"A soul?"
"Souls are the life energy of a living organism. You want to find another soul to merge with, don't you?"
"Uh... well..."
"I personally need souls, they satisfy my diet." the girl says, "So, I'm a demon."
"Demon... I think I knew a demon once." Zim says, "But he had red eyes."
"I have red eyes, do I look like I have red eyes?" she says.
"One of your eyes are red so that counts I guess..." Zim says.
"Look Zim, I'll give you 20 Prox for the soul of this guy." The girl says, pointing at you.
"That's a lot." Zim says,
> You start to dance.
"It's a lot for me." The girl says, "What's your name?"
"Dance 20 times for me and I'll give you the soul."
"Alright."
> You dance 20 Times.
The girl holds up her hands as you start dancing. She starts dancing with you. The people in the village seem to enjoy this.
"Alright, alright!" Zim says, "I'll give you the soul for 20 Prox, but I want those 20 Prox now."
"Alright, here you go." The girl says, handing him a small bag of Prox, "Here you go Zim. Have a nice life debt."
Zim grabs the bag and runs off with it. The girl looks at you, "Thank you..."
"You're welcome." you say, but she's already walking away.
"She has a name, isn't fun." Zim says
"She didn't seem so fun. She was very odd."
"I'll give you a name. It's Gretch."
"I'm not calling you Gretch."
"Why not? It's a perfectly fine name."
"It's a girl's name."
> You go on a plane to Florida.
The ride there is uneventful as far as plane rides go. Soon, you find yourself in a small airport on the west coast of Florida, from there you take a cab to a Hotel in the city of Miami.
> You go get pizza.
You take a hotel room and order, Pizza. The pizza comes soon after. You finish off half of the pie, before passing out from exhaustion.
> You wake up to the bed, the TV is on, PAW Patrol is playing, so it must be 11AM.
You wake up, and grab the remote to turn on your TV. You change the channel from what you find to be a news station.
> You say "I hate this channel."
You turn off the TV and get up. You go to the hotel room door, put your head against the door, listen for a moment, then open it.
"Hello once more, friend." It's the same girl from before.
"Hello." You say, "Can I help you?"
"I'm here to take you to your new soul."
"New soul?" You say, "How much is it?"
"That doesn't matter, you'll be dead soon enough." She says, "Let's go."
You nod, and the three of you leave the hotel.
> You say "oh no"
She takes you to an alleyway, stopping in front of a large van parked nearby.
"Get in." She commands, "Now."
"Why am I getting in a van with an ugly girl?"
> You say "NO."
Zim looks at you and pauses, before breaking into laughter.
"Alright, alright!" He laughs, "Stop that." He turns to the girl, "Greusim you stop laughing."
"Excuse me. What did you say back there?" the girl says, her smile fading as she stops laughing.
Zim stops laughing, and the two of you get in the van.
"Nevermore." He says to you,
> You say "nevermore"
nevermore
The three of you get out of the van.
"What's your name?" You ask, as you look around.
"Nevermore." She says, "Friends call me Gray."
> You say "My name is Spongebob"
"Pleased to meet you, Spongebob." Zim (who is obviously playing along) says, extending a hand, which you shake.
"This is my brother, Zim." (They're playing a game, so of course this is kind of roleplay.
"Pleasure to meet you."
"Say, why do you have a Gray color?" Zim asked Gray as he looked at her body, "It's not within the range of your skin."
"Yeah..." Gray says, as she tries to find a good explanation, "Light's reflection."
"I feel like I've heard that excuse before..." Zim says, "So, where are your parents?"
"Dead."
"What? What did they do?"
"They just died."
"But, don't worry, they died a long time ago." Gray said, "Like, decades."
"Well, that's great." Zim said, "Because you don't need your parents to do well."
"Yeah..."
You end up in the Land of the Dead, though Gray is not a skeleton like you thought it would be. She is, however, standing in a very large room, with one large coffin in the center of the room. There are also four smaller coffins lining the walls.
"What's up with the coffins?" You ask. Gray looks annoyed at your question.
"Shut up, meat." She says. Just then, a deep voice speaks from one of the larger coffins.
"Why are you here?"
"Who?" Gray asks.
"I am Murder."
"No, I'm-" Gray says, before turning to you, "He's asking why I'm here, not you."
"Oh. Never mind."
"What do you want?"
"I don't want anything."
"You are lying."
"No, I'm not."
"Your pulse quickens when you lie. You are scared of murderers."
"My pulse...?"
> You say "GAME OVER, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
"Greusim."
By the time Gray realizes what's happened, you have burst into laughter. She glares at you.
3 slash marks appear next to you. You nearly missed them.
"You're dead." She says, as you grab your head in pain.
"Yeah... I know..." You say, before bursting into laughter again.
"Hey!" Zim says, "Don't kill him, he's the main character!"
"Shut up."
Gray raises her fist to punch you, but you get up in time.
"Remember, I am a demon." Gray says, starting to laugh, a huge claw mark appears in the ground, but this time it's glowing red.
"What's wrong with you?" Zim asks her.
"You don't remember."
"Remember what?"
"No, what happened?"
Zim barley dodges another claw mark.
"Shut up!" He says.
"You are the main character of a children's TV show." Gray says, "Your brain was replaced by a computer program."
> You say "Oh. Really?"
"Yeah, really."
"Oh..." You say, "Well, I'd better go before something bad happens."
"You'll be punished if you tell anyone." Gray says, "Now leave."
Zim and You leave.
"What was that all about?" You ask.
"Demons are real, and if you tell anyone we'll cover it up and say the paparazzi said a celebrity was killed."
> You say "oh no"
Zim looks concerned.
"Oh no?" He asks, "What happens if the truth gets out? Will demons start appearing all over the city?"
Gray hits you again.
> You say "OH GOD NO"
"Good." Zim says, going back to the intercom, "All human lives are meaningless if we're going to be taken down by demons."
"Yes, sir." You say.
Great.
> You say "Where have I seen this before... "
You appear in a small, brown room with no furniture and a lot of scratches on the walls. A man in a white lab coat stands there.
"Ah, the past." He says,
"It's the most wonder-". A demon eats the man in the white lab coat and prevents him from continuing.
"Damn it!" He says, "I'm not the professor."
"You look like him."
You steep back to your secret basement laboratory, with Zim following you.
"What the heck is this?" You ask Zim.
"Zim is a malfunctioning robot created by a mad scientist."
> You say "How did this happen?!?"
"I don't know. All I know is, somehow, my memory of the show was downloaded into me."
You see a familiar sign, 3 claw marks. You had almost forgotten bout how this all started. It's amazing you never forgot the number of times you were stuck in that damned pyramid. You place a hand to your head.
"This is a... bad..."
> You say "idea?"
"Zim, you need to be plugged back in."
A robot the height of a small boy is plugged back into the 3-claw mark. It seems much nicer and less terrifying this time around.
As you go further, you see more claw marks, but they all have blood. Lots of it. You can see a broken sword... or at least you think it's broken. It's definitely metal though, and has some blood on it as well.
A weird short... thing... called- I don't know what it's called, let's call it "Thing", appears. He has red eyes with white pupils and is colorless and pitch-black. He says, "I am the reason you are here! I can be in any shape or form, because... I AM IMMORTAL!". You say, "Oh god, not that crappy South Park OC..." The three of you continue through the hallway and up the stairs. The air quality improves drastically when you reach the atrium. You see a huge statue of one of those sphinxes you've seen in museums.
The museum looked bizarre. It had a sphinx, a large floating Matroska doll and a gray girl in front of it...... It was Gray. What the hell?
"Zim? What's going on?" You ask out loud.
"You tell me, you were the one sent here."
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Claw marks appear everywhere. Gripping, stabbing, slashing. There's a lot of blood. It seems the demons are enjoying themselves. Zim begins to scream.
"Isn't this funnnnnnnnn?" Gray says, trailing off. "I love the smell of blood in the....... AHHH!" Gray screeches, as Zim is gripped by the neck, and flung against the museum's wall.
Zim disappears from sight. 
> You say "Oh no!!!! OH SHIT!"
Demons appear and begin throwing people all over the place. Gray appears in front of you, grabbing your hand.
"Good night." Gray says slashing you with her nails.
You feel a hot, burning sensation followed by a numbness in your lower body. You look down and see your legs are gone.
"NO, NO, NO!" You say trembling, "I wonder how much a human can take." Gray says, "Well, let's find out."
Gray disappears again, and the demons begin to maul you in groups of two or three. Your organs are destroyed this time around. A shiver goes down your spine as the numbness spreads. You are extremely cold, extremely hot, extremely tired, extremely weak, extremely dizzy, extremely confused and extremely....... EXHAUSTED.
Desperate, you try to grab at anything nearby to pull yourself up. Your fingers just won't respond.
You drift in a corner, waiting for the sweet release of death.
The last thing you hear before you die is laughter.
"Game over, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" comes from a game system. It turns out that you were playing a video game with Zim, during his night party. The game was kind of scary, as it was getting out of hand, but at least it didn't happen in real life, otherwise they'd be dead. And so they went into the next room turned on the TV, and then they started to watch MTV.
The End.
This is part of a series called "THE EBIC ADVENTURES OF THE NICKELODEON CHARACTERS EXCLUDING REN & STIMPY". The next nickpasta is called "BLUES CLUES : ZE EPIC MOVIE SHEQUEL Bigger Longer and Uncut The Electric Boogaloo Sponge out of Water On The Run NEW Funky Mode & Knackles".
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