Good vs. Evil

"Good vs. Evil" is the 22nd episode of Wiksteria Lane, as well as its third season's premiere.
==Summary==
In the third season premiere, following the disastrous explosion that victimized more than 200 people in the local church, Renaboss, the Chat Moderator, tries to slowly pick up the pieces and do his best to help out around the community, whereas Lynettefan2626 grows far more concerned with his image in the wiki world, and sets his sight on new, ambitious plans. Meanwhile, DocMD is clued into a secret, Villain fan introduces a new member of his ever-growing family, and Lady Junky finally leaves the template she once shared with her ex-fiancé.
==Plot==
The fire trucks make their way to the scene of the horrific incident, soon accompanied by ambulances.
Renaboss, the local Chat Moderator, tries to help out the firemen as much as he can, as the brave fighters desperately attempt to put down the huge fire that has formed.
Americana looks at the spectacle through the window, completely flabbergasted yet slightly amused, and says, "Shit... I'm late." Her stolen machine gun lies on her couch.
Renaboss, all sweaty, puts all his strength into lifting up a huge piece of a wall, trying to dig through the wreckage, when Lady Junky approaches him, messing up her beautiful wedding gown. She is teary-eyed, and asks him what he is doing. Rena explains to her that he's trying to look for survivors, and that she should leave. Lady says, "The fire is not watered yet, it's too dangerous!" "I know!", he says, "That's why I told you to leave!" Lady then tells him, "You cannot do this, so many people are now dead, I won't let you be any more of them." Rena stops what he's doing to face her and says, "Lady, 200 people. 200 people might all be dead right now, but some of them might also be alive, and I can't fathom the thought that maybe they might die because of me being too worried with my own sake. I can't worry about that right now, I have to worry about them! And I worry about you too, so please, please, just go, leave me alone!" Lady starts walking away from him, and he goes back to lifting more wreckage. He then stops again and says, "I love you", out loud. She turns to him. Neither one smiles. Lady leaves the area, and Renaboss continues looking for any sign of life.
The following morning, Lynettefan is sitting in his office, behind his desk, while Gleekobsessed, the long-running president of the Glee Wiki, and BalkOfFame, the president of Lostpedia, sit in front of him, looking very upset. Lynette tells them he is well aware that this is a remarkably upsetting predicament, and Gleek, being flip, points out that 200 people were killed the day before. "At a fucking church!", he adds. Lynette says, "Yes. I do remember yesterday fairly well, thank you for the summary nevertheless." Balk says, "And, of course, somehow, miraculously, the groom, the bride and their families were all absent from said church. Gee, I wonder why that is." Lynette's everlasting smile dissipates and he asks Balk if he thinks he had something to do with it. Balk says he does think that, and Lynette explains to them that it was all the wrongdoing of his former secretary, ImmaGleek, a bright young woman who unfortunately had a thing for him. She wanted a lot more out of their relationship than he possibly could provide, and thus this led her to do something horrible: stealing the bombs from the Community Central, planting them at the church, and then quitting her job and leaving for foreign lands so that she couldn't be tied to what happened. "But she is tied. I realize that I am the sole witness, but I did watch the video. I'm sure you'll find some... remnants of it, of the tape, of the system she set up, among the wreckage. Exonerating evidence. For me, obviously." "Regardless," Gleek says, clearly discontent, "All sorts of shit and problems and scandals seem to take place in this goddamn wiki ever since Doc died and you took over. I knew all too well from the get-go that you wouldn't be able to fill his shoes, and Lord help me if I am wrong. You should just resign from your position, Lynette, hand it over to someone else, someone more capable." Lynette lets out a loud laugh, and says, "I'm afraid it's not going to be that simple. I feel as though I have earned this title. I worked very hard on this wiki before I became #1, and I have been a model president. These, these scandals you speak of, surely they hold very little relation to me. Besides, I can think up of quite some scandals involving you, Gleek. Perhaps some about... extramarital liaisons? That both your missus and the popolus of the Glee Wiki wouldn't be pleased to know about. Hell, I've got a witness locked up in jail and awaiting trial right now, I can very well squeeze them for info." Balk seems intrigued by all of this, and Gleek tries to downplay the situation, getting back on track. "The thing is, I sold this land to Doc. Not you. I have been nice enough to let you run the ship all this time, but a fricking explosion, a sexual assailant on the loose, the suicide of a former admin... all in a matter of months! It's too much, Lynette, it's all too much!" Lynette asks if Gleek is planning on taking the wiki back, and Gleek says, "I am indeed seriously considering that. I might just have to rally against you, Lynette." Lynette's smile makes a return appearance as he says, "Very well, then. I have just made up my mind about something. First of all, I plan on using the recent disaster to better my image with the public. Word will somehow get out that my 'trusting' bride betrayed and abandoned me, along with pictures of her shocking affair with the Chat Moderator, who will likely be fired, and the fact that my wedding day was ruined not only by a runaway bride but also by a deadly catastrophe. I'm sure that'll get me all sorts of sympathy votes from all three wikis." Balk asks what he means by this, and Lynette says, "Oh, I thought I was being quite clear. For a moment there I forgot that I was speaking to a couple of retards. My dear friends, in approximately... let's say, six months, I will be the president of all three wikis." After a moment of silence, Gleek and Balk burst out laughing. Lynette simply smiles. Gleek asks if he's gone crazy, to which Lynette replies, looking rather serious this time: "Actually... I feel as though I am going slightly mad." Gleek and Balk look serious too. Lynette then bursts out laughing. They still look serious, but then chuckle a bit, awkwardly.
DocMD leaves her son's template to go visit Villain fan, hoping to be clued in on what is going on around the wiki. She enters his template and heads upstairs, where she finds him comforting his eldest daughter, Lady Junky, who is crying. Doc overhears them from the hallway. Lady tells her father, between sobs, that she doesn't know what to do anymore. "I never loved Lynette much. I'm so scared of him, papa. And now Reny... I don't understand what he has." Villain says, "Look, honey, forget about Lynette. I was wrong to push you to be with him, to find out more about his plans. I should have never done that. Just forget him. And don't worry about him anymore, not only will I protect you, he wouldn't try to do anything to you. It'd be too suspicious." Lady can't stop crying, and Doc then makes herself visible and calls Villain aside for a private talk. Lady feels somewhat ashamed to be faced with the mother of the man she abandoned during their wedding day.
Outside the bedroom, Doc asks Villain what is going on, with the wedding, him being back in Lynette's life, the church explosion, Rena, everything. Villain tells her, "Look, Doc, I love you, always, you know that, but you also know that your son is coo coo crazy. I knew he had some sort of plan up his sleeve to do... shitty things here in this wiki, so I... I kinda... set my daughter up with him. Not really, but..." Doc is surprised and rather disgusted that he's still plotting against her son, and that he actually 'pimped out' his daughter to him. Villain downplays this situation, telling her he had to do something. "I'm sure you remember it as well as I do how much your son hates us for what we did to him, Doc. He thinks we ruined his life, the only reason he moved here in the first place is because he knew I was here!" Doc is reluctant to believe that, but Villain assures her that it's the truth. "He knew I wanted to be happy here... so he set out to make this place his and destroy everything for everyone I care about." Doc says, "You... are just as paranoid as you always were, Villain. And you just reminded me again of why we broke up." Doc leaves. Villain looks somewhat saddened. She then turns back to him and says, "Wait, what a-, what about... who is Rena?" "The, um... local Chat Mod. It's like... the wiki's equivalent to a sheriff. My... daughter fancied him, I suppose." Doc asks if that is where Lady was when the wedding and the explosion happened, with him. Villain nods affirmatively. Doc says that's a shame, because she hoped her son and the young lady could get back together and maybe then he'd be happier. "But now that I know that... she's only a pawn in a plan of yours... nevermind. She can... I don't know, go back to the Mod or whatever..." "That's... going to be tricky," he says, "I kind of told him that he's my son... that they're related." Doc looks shocked. "Is he? My God, how many kids do you have?!" "He's not!", he tells her, "I just... noticed they were getting too close, and I couldn't let that get in the way of... of the wedding, so... I did what I thought was best at the time. Let's see where it goes." Doc looks at him, disappointed and judgmental. She then leaves.
Flashback - Renaboss is seen running around in the streets of the town he came from before he moved to the lane, holding a young, brunette girl by the hand. The two of them run past several alleys and ultimately hide behind a truck. The girl is MissMayfair, and she looks about 8 years of age. The girl tells him she's scared that they're gonna find them, and Renaboss decides to put her inside a trash can, even though it's relatively filthy. The girl is disgusted and horrified, and Rena tells her to stay quiet no matter what happens, because if she doesn't, they might take her from him and he won't be able to help her much anymore. MissMayfair crouches down and hides between some garbage bags, and Rena closes the lid and hides behind a truck, one street over, so that they don't immediately find her if they happen to find him. He makes it past the truck, but is intercepted by Matthewvp09, one of the people following him. Matthew asks where the girl is, and Rena says they parted ways. "I... figured it was better." Matthew says, "Not for you, it ain't..." Soon enough, Mirlo and Nosh, the rest of the people looking for Rena and MM, show up around their leader. Matthew says, menacingly, "You know where this is going, right?" The three men form a circle around Rena and start pounding on him, kicking him, beating him up mercilessly, and Rena endures through horrifying, agonizing pain. Shortly afterwards, they finish, and Matthew says, with an evil smirk, "I think this is enough... he's learnt his lesson. Now, go and get the girl." The three part ways and resume searching for MissMayfair. Renaboss is seen, bloodied, curling up on the floor. He is coughing up blood. A phone is heard ringing and he does his best to get it ouf of his pocket and pick it up. A voice is heard saying, "Bet you didn't like that beating, huh? Well, ya had it coming, bud..." Rena says, "Fuck... you...", and the voice replies with, "Hey, hey, be nice... I'm your pal, I wanna help... ever heard of a place called Wiksteria Lane?"
Gleekobsessed is in his office over at the Glee Wiki, meeting with his assistant, IceBerry. The latter asks why he is looking so upset, and Gleek tells him he just had an interesting talk with Lynettefan, the president of Wiksteria Lane. "Apparently he blames the explosion on his former secretary, ImmaGleek." "I used to date that bitch," says Ice. "Yes... I remember. Anyway... Lynette claims that he now wants to take over the three wikis. That he'll accomplish that in six months." IceBerry bursts out laughing. He then stops after a few chuckles and says, "Wait, you're serious?" "I laughed too... but yeah, I think the whole thing is actually very serious. He seems crazy enough to attempt it, and... I am actually kind of worried. Try and... come up with anything you can that we might be able to use against Lynette should he ever make actions of his words.". IceBerry tells his boss that he will, and Gleek says, with a genuinely concerned look on his face, "What just happened... it's just so... horrible. I think it had Lynette's help. I worry that he might repeat the feat again. Blow up something else, maybe even here. I need to protect my wiki." IceBerry wonders if he really thinks Lynette would do that, to which Gleek replies: "Yes... I think we... we might be close to having a war on our hands."
I luv pll, looking rather shaken, announces to her boss, Lynette, who is sitting on his desk, as per usual, that his friend is there for a visit. Lynette tells her to let them in, and Americana enters the office, holding in her hands the machine gun. As she walks past Pll, the maid looks increasingly frightened. Lynette looks up to the ceiling after the maid's gone and says, "Oh, Lord, giveth me patience... right fucking now." Americana smiles and sits down in front of him, and tells him she almost burst into his wedding unannounced and killed everyone in attendance with that machine gun, which she stole from the Community Center just days before. "But then... well, I guess someone beat me to the punch." Lynette says, "You know, I actually do feel a bit like a dunce right now, not having invested more money in security. I always assumed you had taken the bombs, and that you would use them to your best advantage. But I also figured you would never use them against me, because then you'd be left with no one to take advantage of..." Amy, still smiling, wickedly so, says, "That's the thing you should know about women. When they've been scorned, as have I, they lose all fricking rationale." Lynette smiles too and asks, "Is this because I refused to give you employment? Give a troll - let us not forget that - employment?" Americana says, "Yes, I know, looking back now, it does seem rather silly for a motive... what can I say, I'm a needy girl. I like daddy not only to gimme riches, but to trust and need me." "Well," he says, "...and, this is all thanks to you... I no longer need nor trust you. So you can just go." Americana says, "No, I am not going anywhere. And this time I won't just appeal to blackmail, extortion, threats, whatever. I'm going to appeal to your senses. Word got out that you want to take over all three wikis. There is no one out there who can be as helpful at that as me. I can dig up dirt on all your opponents. I can kill people with a song in my heart. And I get a fucking orgasmic pleasure out of screwing with people's lives. I am the smartest troller in the trollverse and you do need me. As for the trust... well, I guess I'm just gonna have to earn it back, won't I?" Lynette smiles. After a short while, he says, "Well, then... welcome back." Americana then tells him he can keep the machine gun for himself, should he ever need it. Lynette says, "Oh, por fricking favor... you know me. I hate being messy. If I ever do unfortunately need to diminish myself by killing someone with a fire weapon, I have just the thing to do the trick in style. I don't need this... meat machine." Amy asks what he means.
Shortly afterwards, Lynette guides Americana into his study, where, above a mantel, rests a shotgun, a beautiful firearm with platinum handle that once belonged to Lynette's father. Americana is stunned, and Lynette tells her his dad used to love hunting, but he still never used that shotgun. It had been passed onto him by his father, and his father's father, and many before them, till it made it to Lynette. It is presumably very valuable, both personally and monetarily. "The only thing I have of my father..." Americana says, "I'd totally come if I killed someone with that..." "Don't go getting any ideas, though... It's mostly there for show. Never used it... don't plan on using it." He leaves the study, and Americana follows after him, unable to avert her gaze from the shotgun.
Lady Junky comes down the stairs at her father's template, having just gotten off her cell phone. Mary, reading a magazine on the PM room's couch, asks her who she was talking to, and Lady says she has left several messages on Lynette's voicemail because he isn't picking up her calls. She is going over to his place to collect her stuff and move out, but she didn't want to do this unannounced. Mary says, "It was your home before, just go there, get out and nevermind that loser-ass." The door is opened and Villain fan enters the template with a cute blonde 8-year-old, Cat5sparkles, his - presumably - youngest child. Villain introduces Cat to her older half-sisters, and the girls chat up with Cat. Mary is even surprisingly nice to the young lady, telling her they're gonna be good friends soon. Lady then expresses her sympathy for Cat's mother having died suddenly, and Villain tells them not to bring up that subject this soon, as Cat is struggling to overcome the sadness. Cat, really shy and quiet, tells them they're pretty. Lady says, "And you are beautiful, you precious." Cat smiles and says, "You talk funny." Mary chuckles, and Lady smiles back at her. Villain tells his three best gals they should get started on lunch.
Renaboss opens the door to his template to find DocMD standing in front of him. Rena asks what he can do for her, and Doc introduces herself as Lynette's mother. This triggers some anxiety on Rena's part, and Doc enters the template without even asking. She tells him she has recently become aware of the fact that her former "daughter-in-law-to-be" was smitten with Rena. Rena looks somewhat embarrassed, awkwardly, for a few seconds.
Doc tells him she is not there to scold him for his liaison with Lady, but to get some weight off his shoulder, regarding something Villain told him. Renaboss, intrigued, asks what she means, and Doc says: "I know... this is really none of my business, but I hate the thought of yet another person suffering because of yet another wrongdoing on the part of my ex." Rena is confused by this last part, but Doc goes on: "The fact of the matter is... I know now that Lady never really loved my son. She was just... a pawn in a game. Therefore, I do not wish for my only child to be with someone who doesn't love him. But I also don't wish for that poor girl to be torn from the man she does love because of her father's continuous schemes. My good man, she is not your sister. Not by a long shot. He lied to you. He played you." Renaboss is horrified to hear this. Doc puts one hand over his shoulder and says, "I am so sorry... for everything he's put you through. Now...", she caresses his face, "Go to her. Be happy. You both deserve it." She removes her hand and says, "And if you ever help to bring my son unhappiness again, you will regret it." This said, Doc opens the door herself and leaves. Rena seems to be in a catatonic state, mute and paralyzed with shock.
In his office, Lynettefan2626, smiling wickedly and looking as evil as always, has a talk with someone. He says, "I have to say, I do feel somewhat ashamed that in such a long time - why, almost a year now, right? - I haven't called you, sent a note, muffins, anything. Where have my manners gone? I do appreciate what you did for me, gentlemen, during a time when I needed so much help. Well... now I do need even more help, again. Therefore, and this is something I've learnt from someone close to me very recently, I want to bond you. Make you my... let's call it 'personal assistants'. You're going to be my eyes and ears... and my fists too. You see, I plan on taking over the other two major wikis. And I'm gonna need strong, smart men such as yourselves on my team. The pay is good. The promise of a good time is even better. What do you say?" In front of him stand Matthewvp09, Mirlo and Nosh, the hitmen who beat up Renaboss before he moved to the lane. "We're in," Matthew says, smiling wickedly. Lynette retributes the smile.
Some time later, Lynette gets out of his office. It's nighttime now. He walks down the hallway and hears a noise. He enters his bedroom to find Lady Junky packing up her clothes and other belongings. Lady notices him there and, after a few seconds of silence and exchanged glances, she greets him, casually and lowly. Lynette does the same. He asks if she's moving back in with her father, and she tells him 'yes'. She then continues packing. "I listened to your messages," he says, "I didn't reply to them because... well, because, I knew that, when I did, when I let you back in here, we'd be closer to being officially over as couple." Lady then tells him, rather sadly, "We... were not really officially a couple." "What do you mean?" "I... saw you... on dates... because my papa asked me to. You know that." Lynette looks blue. "Yes," he says, "And I also know that, before you even knew who I was, before your father told you that, we met, and we talked, and we flirted, and you liked it. You liked me. You genuinely did, I could see that, I can remember." Lady blushes and says, "Yes... I did. Ok? I did. And then..." Lynette says, "And then what?" "And then you show me you're evil. You lie. You get me alone. And you kill Imma! She did not deserve it, I did not deserve it!" Lynette says, "I... am sorry for that. I think about it everyday... and I regret it, I do. I killed someone I was very fond of, and I traumatized someone I love more than anything." Lady says, "You don't mean that." "Yes, I do." He moves in closer to her, and puts his hands on her arms. Lady seems shaken. "I still do. I loved you from the moment I saw you and I still do. Don't ever think otherwise, no matter what I say or do." Lady tells him, "Please, leave me..." "No. No, Lady, I can't. I love you. So much. When I found out about you and Renaboss... it devastated me. So I did something horrible, and crazy. And when you abandoned me at our wedding... I died inside. I love you, I need you, I want to make things right by you, so please, let me!" Lady says, "There is no room for right when you do so much wrong like you do." Lady turns her back on him and resumes packing. A tear slides down Lynette's face as he tells her, bitterly, that she is being foolish. "I love you so much, no one is ever going to love you like this. Not even him! You loved me too, Lady, I know that, I could make you love me again." Lady says, "No, you can't! Stop it! I'm going." Lynette says, "You can't do this...", to which she replies, fiercely, "I am not scared of you. My father will protect me, Rena will protect me! You can't do me evil. Not no more." Lady closes her bag and picks it up, then heading towards the door. He puts himself in front of her and begs her to stay, but Lady tries to walk past him, not even responding. He then grabs her by the arms and she drops the bag as a result. She asks what he's doing, and he shouts right in her face, "I'm gonna make you love me!!" He throws her onto the bed and then puts himself on top of her. Lady starts screaming and shreaking as he starts to unzip her pants, which is a hard task. He puts her hand over her mouth, and manages to unzip the pants. She bites him and squeals, but it is to no avail. He tries his very best to get her pants to slide down her thighs and they do, and he then rips her panties. Lady's eyes convey terror as she realizes what is happening, and she bites so hard on his hand it starts to bleed. Lynette shrieks from the pain and removes his hand from her mouth, then using the other hand to strike the back of her head. She screams and he punches her on the side of the face. He then unzips his own pants and slides down his underwear. She squeals in horror and pain when he violently penetrates her from the back. He thrusts violently and continually into her, and Lady starts screaming with agony, and he hits her every time she screams. "Shut up!!! You filthy whore!!! I am making love to you and this is how you react?!! Shut your goddamn mouth!!!" Lady realizes that she must be quiet, for everytime she screams he hits her, so she moans with pain as he violently rams himself into her. He keeps throwing provocative slurs at her, always with his wicked smile, as he violates her. ("Don't you like it up the ass, bitch? Doesn't your manwhore fuck you up the ass?!") Lady cries out silently as he turns her around and continues his business. He puts his hands around her neck as though he's strangling her, but immediately removes them. And then his eyes turn on their sockets as he ejects his liquid inside of her. Lady keeps moaning and crying with horrifying despair, and he exits her body. He then cleans himself up on her hair and puts his clothes back on. At the door, without turning back to her, he says, slowly: "Get dressed... get your things... and get gone. I am so... done with you." He leaves the bedroom, and Lady, half-naked and curled up on the bed, fails to stop crying, shrieking with horror and sobbing uncontrollably.
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