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Ghostwriter (TV series)

Ghostwriter was an early-90s PBS TV series which promoted reading books and discouraged looking at pictures. It was more subtle than its PBS brethren such as "Wishbone", "Reading Rainbow", and "Read, Dammit!" in that it weaved pro-reading messages into the plot rather than just making the plot an excuse for a dog to reenact Romeo and Juliet. 
== Premise ==
Ghostwriter was a ghost, a bright, colorful circle who floated around reading and writing things and helping the only kids who can see him solve mysteries. Also he can travel through time.
== But really...==
The show was librarian propaganda. Some of the pro-reading messages were relatively subtle (note the presence of a book in the left image), and some were blatant (see right image). As the 20th century was drawing to a close, kids were reading less and less, and the library-educational complex responded to the worries of Those Who Know Better with a War On Illiteracy. This campaign featured educational video games, television shows, and a three-month exhibition by Mapplethorpe at the Museum of Modern Art. The result was that a generation would grow up to read and edit Uncyclopedia. ::shudder::
In addition, the campaign took on other goals, such as educating viewers on the dangers of marijuana in the episode, "What's up with Alex?" In retrospect, having one of the characters be a ghost who could whip up a psychedelic cloud of letters and who was invisible to everyone else may have confused first-time viewers.
Ghostwriter took place in New York City and depicted a reality where almost everyone got along, where pre-teens had excellent handwriting and stuck to phrases such as "that's no picnic" and "don't sweat it" and were allowed to roam around the city, solving mysteries (with the secret help of a ghost) as long as they got home before curfew. Nevertheless, it was quite realistic compared to typical adult shows.
== Characters ==
* As mentioned above, Ghostwriter was a ghost, and if you didn't catch that by now, you must be fuckin' stupid or something. The precise religious and philosophical underpinnings of Ghostwriter were satisfactorily dealt with in the episode "Ghost Story II: Lost In New York". He communicates by displaying messages slowly across a computer screen or by physically rearranging letters into messages such as "Why am I the only ghost who does this?" He blinks when he's tired from time travel or when he masturbates, sometimes both.
* There were other characters, but it's been about 15 years since I've seen the show regularly, so give me a break.
== Obligatory Controversy Section ==
13 horses and a pony died in the making of the series. 
Also, the actor who played Alex and gave 43% of female viewers their first wet dream now does voice-over work for Grand Theft Auto. (This is actually true, the part about GTA I mean.)
Category:American television series
Giant

A giant is an abnormally large homo sapien (they can be more homo than you think) that usually lives in the urban jungle. You will often see these creatures wandering the streets of cities like New York, Chicago, even Montreal. A giant can also be an extremely large economical company, such as the fucking bastards in charge of the American oil companies.
== The Different types of Giants ==
There are a few different species of giants: the American giant, the Canadian Giant, and the Fucking Bastards That Run America's Oil Companies. There are many subspecies of these giants, but nobody gives a damn about them, so we'll just keep it real.
== The American Giant ==
thumb|left|A French giant.
The American giant is noticeably different from the other species of giants because of it's un-fucking-believably large stomach. This giant is known for it's habit of eating massive amounts of Big Macs. In fact, it can eat enough Big Macs in one day to fill the continent/country (whichever you prefer, like I give a crap) of Australia, kangaroo pouches and all. Criikey, mate!
The American giant is also routinely criticized by the French. Which is why French fries are now known as fucking-freedom fries. And why the French's mustard factory was burnt down by angry mobs.
== The Canadian Giant ==
The Canadian Giant is probably most known for it's repeated use of the word "eh", and it's apparent inability to tell when people are getting fed up with hearing it use the word "eh". They also carry flags with maple leaves on them on their backs. It is not unknown for emo Canadian giants to mutilate themselves with maple leaf flags.
== The Fucking Bastards That Run America's Oil Companies ==
These bitches are most known for pricing fuel at un-fucking-believable amounts. Running into one of these bastards can really ruin your day!
== What To Do If You Stumble Upon One Of These Giants ==
* If you come across an American giant, one of three things can happen: If you are an American, you will be fine (unless you run an oil company, in which case, you will be immediately killed). If you are French, then you will be ridiculed and then killed. And if you are from any area in the Middle East, then you will be invaded by an army of American giants that will not let you alone until their redneck leader gives the command. So bring a lunch.
* If you come upon a Canadian giant, you had better not make fun of their accent. You already did? Well, it was not nice knowing you.
* If you come across one of the Fucking Bastards That Run America's Oil Companies, then you will most likely be robbed of all your valuables.
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Gibran Rakabuming Raka

Gibran Rakabuming Raka, enthroned as Prince Fufufafa of Surakarta is the son of the 7th Emperor of Indonesia, Emperor Jokowi, and currently serves as the 14th Emperor's deputy. He is the youngest Emperor's deputy to be appointed. According to his mother, former Empress Iriana, he is still a child.
== Life ==
Just like his father, Emperor Jokowi, Gibran was born into a commoner family. Not much is known about him except that he and his younger brother, Kaesang, worked as Martabak cake sellers. He went to school all the way to Singapore to realize his and his father's dreams.
In 2005, after his father became the new Viscount Surakarta from the commoner family, Gibran began planning his future by taking advantage of his position. He then promoted Surakarta's signature Martabak and managed to attract members of the The Great Palace of Surakarta. Finally, he was approved to be given the traditional title of "Kanjeng Pangeran Surakarta".
== Prince of Surakarta (2021–2024) ==
Armed with the influence of his father, Emperor Jokowi, and his family who began to climb the nobility ladder, Gibran was then officially elected as Prince of Surakarta. He took the title "Fufufafa", which can be interpreted as: Someone who happily fights the world to fulfill his Schizophrenic ambition. He then served with Teguh Prakosa.
During his time as Prince of Surakarta, he was active in humanitarian activities that made him very popular and slowly built his image. Since Emperor Jokowi is a rival of Emperor Prabowo, Prince Fufufafa is also active in writing satire about Prabowo. Here is one of the satire that we have found after exploring the national archives:
== Emperor's deputy (since 2024) ==
However, Prince Fufufafa and Prabowo were later elected as the new Emperor and Emperor's deputy in 2024. He is the youngest Emperor's deputy to be inaugurated in Indonesian history, while Prabowo is the oldest Emperor to be inaugurated.
== Controversy ==
The only bad thing about this guy is that he told pregnant women in Indonesia to drink sulfuric acid.
=== Father's dynasty politics ===
Prince Fufufafa is one of the results of the dynasty politics carried out by his father, Emperor Jokowi, who may have been inspired by other Indonesian emperors. Most of the demonstrations that emerged at the end of Emperor Jokowi's reign were related to Fufufafa.
=== Age issue ===
It is known that Fufufafa could become Emperor's deputy because of the support of his uncle, Anwar Usman who at that time served as the Chief Justice of the Constitutional Court. Anwar relaxed the requirements to become Emperor's deputy from 40 years to 30 years. One of the Chinese narrow-eyed media dubbed him as "Nepo Baby".
== See also ==
* Emperor Jokowi of Indonesia
* Emperor Prabowo of Indonesia
* Capital City of Nusantara
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Category:Indonesia
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Gibson SG

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==What is a Gibson SG?==
The Gibson SG is the Devils own personal model of guitar. Only the true rock 'n' roll guitarist will pick up the light weight, devil horned, easy action, kick ass, blood mustering sounding model guitar that was first designed and created from Satan's very own left nut. 
Many believed that the true rock 'n' roll guitar was that of a Fender Stratocaster but that was revealed in an interview with Beelzebub in Rolling Stoned Magazine published in 1856 when he explained that the SG was carved from part of his left testicle, and the Strat was part of his right, but the left sided testicle was the bigger one that had more grunt behind it then the back up reserve side he made the Strat out of.
==Only Those Worthy Shall Play The Guitar Made Of Satan's Own Testicle==
Only the unholiest of unholiest guitar gods have chosen the SG as there choice of axe. Most notably of those would be Angus Young of AC/DC who Satan gave his own personal signature model to that was carved from both the left side of the testicle, but the neck was made from parts of the right side, to make it twice as awesome as the original. Plus its more expensive, and Hell has air conditioning bills to pay off. 
Other notable legends would be Led Zeppelins guitarist Jimmy Page who played the double neck SG and no one else really matters worth mentioning in the eyes of Satan, as they are not true to the Devils own reproductive organ players.
==Rip Off Models==
There are several rip off models of the SG out there, mainly under the name Epiphone SG. These guitars are cheap imitations and are usually made of plain old earthly wood. Tho rumor has it the original one was made from Adolf Hitlers testicle after his mother chopped it off.. Which is why they just have a whiny winging sound to them rather then the sound of playing with balls from hell.
==Other Uses For The SG==
The two devil horn like spikes on the end of the guitar can be used for impaling the guitar through the chest of a human. Which Bon Scott did in 1979 to Angus Young live on stage during an argument they where having over if Little Richard was in fact a visitor to Vegemite Valley or not. 
The incident was caught on camera and later documented as proof on the video clip to AC/DC's "If You Want Blood You've Got It" in which the footage was deemed usable as Satan brought Angus back to life the next day because Jimi Hendrix was enough to put up with already.
In 1984 Barbra Streisand used one of the devils horns of the guitar body to find her g-spot for the first time, as well did Freddy Mercury.
==See Also==
*Guitars
* axes
* Music
* Your Mom
Category:Things that God hates according to Fred Phelps
Category:Satan Approved
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Gilad Pellaeon

Gilad Pellaeon, also known as Commander Coward, is a really old Imperial admiral from Star Wars, whose main characteristic is taking abuse from his superiors, and fleeing battles. He only ever got promoted because his awesome moustache made him look the part of a badass military officer, and he was secretly jealous of Lando Calrissian, whose 'tache was justified by genuine military achievements.
== Biography ==
Pellaeon was born in Burkina Faso in 57 BBY. At a young age he joined the Republic army and shot up droids for a few years. After Emperor Palpatine eliminated the Jedi Pellaeon 
stayed in the Imperial fleet, and spent most of his career kissing ass and grooming 'tache. Nothing much happens for a while until the Battle of Endor where Pellaeon learns his signature tactic, retreat when your superior dies, or fails miserably. After the Emperor got blown into a billion tiny pieces by a leftist terrorist organization, Pellaeon, in command of a Star Destroyer, ordered the Imperial fleet to flee despite a 10 000 to 1 advantage over the Rebels. Surprisingly, the other moronic Imperial captains obeyed him. 
Eventually Pellaeon found himself serving under Grand Poohbah Thrawn, who finally returned from his vacation on the planet Pyongyang. Thrawn gathered his forces and tried to crush the leftist terrorists who had now formed the GUSSR (Galactic Union of Soviet Socialist Republics), led by Luke Skywalker. Shortly thereafter Pellaeon ended up serving under Admiral Daala. Unfortunately, she was about as competent as a feces-throwing monkey and resigned in disgrace. The only thing of note that happened during this time was Pellaeon got promoted to Vice Admiral for boinking Daala several times, he skipped promotion to Rear Admiral because she wasn't into that sort of thing.
After Daala's resignation, Pellaeon promoted himself to Fleet Admiral, and made himself Supreme Commander of what was left of the Imperial Fleet. Since this consisted of a couple of rickety space barges, and Grand Poohbah Thrawn's old pleasure yacht of hedonism, Pellaeon decided to surrender to the GUSSR. 
Pellaeon spent the next 10 years in a Gulag. He was released when Borsk Gorbechev decided to institute Glasnost and Perestroika. Pellaeon then rallied several angry strike fleets of the GUSSR fleet to his banner, and promoted himself to Grand Admiral. At last report he was stinking drunk on Vodka, appealing to the people to support his military coup against the tyrannical Gorby.
== Trivia ==
* Pellaeon as of the coup attempt is approximately 197 years old.
* Pellaeon once took a dump in the urinal of Thrawn's pleasure yacht of hedonism. He ordered his abused underling, Ensign Expendable to clean it up.
* When Pellaeon surrendered to the GUSSR, he was tortured by being forced to watch every single episode of Star Trek Deep Space Nine consecutively. Some say he never quite recovered from the experience.
* Pellaeon is a Cylon Agent!!! Surprised huh?!
* After his assassination, Lando Calrissian shaved off his tache as a mark of respect, then shortly thereafter commited suicide due to the trauma of being clean shaven for the first time since the age of 14.
Gilbert Gottfried

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Gilbert Gottfried (February 28, 1955 - April 12, 2022) was an American comedian known for his scratchy voice and oddly Asian complexion. He is remembered for performing stand-up comedy on television series such as Saturday Night Live, Comedy Central Roasts, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and USA Up All Night. He is also remembered as the irritating-yet-endearing voice behind duck characters in children's television and film, such as Iago in the Disney movie Aladdin and Digit in the PBS mathulation series Cyberchase. Iago is a parrot, ya fucking moron!
Gottfried was voted for having the "Sexiest, Smoothest Voice" in People magazine for nine consecutive years. Being the son of a Peking Duck entree, his voice possessed a highly-distinguished mating call. This call, which was unknown by scientists to arouse a primitive part of a woman's sexual cortex, forced Gottfried to pursue a life in showbiz. His voice is currently under analysis by scientists at M.I.T. while edited into hundreds of AFLAC TV commercials endorsed by Gottfried's family and estate.
Gottfried was also known to perform loud, degrading racial humor that spiraled into minstrel blackface rants at high decibel levels, due to his extensive comedy training with The Church of Scientology. Gottfried's attempts at absurdist, deconstructionist, intellectual forms of humor with no narrative nor logic were also part of his stand-up, even though despite such attempts, one could sense that he dropped out of high school because he couldn't read. He couldn't tell Oliver Twist from Chubby Checker's "The Twist"!
==See also==
*David Blaine
*Howard Stern
*The Last Man on Earth
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Category:American actors
Category:American comedians
Category:Asians
Category:Jews
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Giles Coren

Grandmaster Giles Coren (born 29 July 1969 in Paddington, London) is a British witch hunter and cave-man. Coren is the son of the British writer and humorist Alan Coren, one might think he inherited humour from his father, but no, he's not pretending, he really is just stupid. He's brother of journalist Victoria Coren. He was un-educated at Westminster School before going on to Kitty-Kibble College, Oxford, where he achieved a first in English Teeth. Giles does not like stem cells, If he touches them he will get burned and will yelp.
According to Wikipedia:
==Personal Life==
In Giles' spare time he enjoys nothing more than writing dirty sex stories about Shower Heads and Zorro. He was won awards for such literature. Giles wishes to deprive the starving children of Africa of food and instead force them to buy his crispy delicious organic articles for nourishment. Giles once feared he was destined to write about prison food after he was caught doing something naughty on twitter, but unfortunately he escaped prosecution.
==Animal Sacrifice Scandal==
Giles was quoted on the Channel 4 program, "Animal Farm," as saying "It's the animal's life that gives it its flavour" on the subject of meat.
Giles believes each animal has a delicious soul and has now taken huffing to a new level, taking it upon himself to sacrifice any animal he sees. In fact, he had to be escorted off the set of Animal Farm after eating many of the rabbits; though he initially denied he had "farmed their souls humanely and organically" but he subsequently admitted the charge after a large glow in the dark luminous skid mark was found in his hotel room toilet. The crew had failed to notice the new jellyfish glow rabbit fur coat he has been sporting on set that day.
==Personal Beliefs==
Giles believes the following:
*Sex should always be followed by the words "Like Zorro"
*Stem cells are toxic and will burn
*Bulls have nice arses (often four nice arses)
*If a shark eats a fat salmon it will mutate into a super shark/JAWS
Category:British journalists
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Girl Authority

Girl Authority is an American pop girl group from Massachusetts. The group consists of nine girls, ranging in ages 11 to 16. The group was established in the summer of 2005 by the group's vocal coach/executive producer Samantha Hammel, Scott Billington (a Grammy award-winning producer) and the CEO of Rounder Records John Virant.
==A Questionable Concept==
In early 2005 an idea was conceived: herd several semi-talented teenage girls and a Vogon into a recording studio, inflate their egos, get them to sing a few mediocre pop songs, and get them out again. Like most bad ideas, it sounded good at the time (and the time was the Rounder Records Holiday party after consuming copious amounts of alcohol and MSG packed appetizers, which was oddly enough the same place that a few of the girls were conceived.). However, by the next morning it was too late. A CEO of Rounder Records had already asked his daughter to provide vocals along with some of her friends, and saying no was not an option to the bratty sub-urban teens. The girls chosen, to name a few were Alex, Jessica and Carly "Glamour Girl". Each girl took on an alter-ego such as Fashion Girl, Rock and Roll Girl, Crystal Country Buttface Girl and Urban Girl. In labelling each one, thinking would no longer be required to figure out their pseudo-personalities.
==The Partial Breakup==
Two of the girls have since left. 2 down 7 to go.
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==The Recording Stage==
"During Recording" a studio engineer who wishes to remain nameless comments, "a little bit of me died. This is not something that I am comfortable speaking about. Please leave me alone". Recording sessions for the first and regrettably for all of mankind the 1st of 3 Girl Authority albums were predictably brief as the girls could not play instruments and merely sang. The finished product, which according to one insider "sounded like Robert Plant gargling thumb tacks", was vigorously edited with computers. Though not much editing could be done, because the Mac's that the SE's were editing on, after hearing the first 12 attoseconds of the song, promptly sent a bug report to Apple, and ripped their sound cards out. It is rumoured that the entire project reaped no usable result and was scrapped, and that the songs appearing on the album were purely electronic. Following completion, Rounder Records began a ruthless promotion of the album. Billboards were plastered with posters, interviews were scheduled, and commercials were broadcast around the clock on such stations as Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, and Comedy Central (though it was used as a joke on the latter). Sales however, were not nearly as enthusiastic as predicted, even despite the heavy use of subliminal messages in many of the commercials. Just look at these reviews![]
=="'Interesting" Facts==
*iTunes panned Girl Authority's debut album with several hundred reviews which were all saying the same thing: GET GIRL AUTHORITY OFF iTUNES, or OMGZ EARZ BLEEDINZ!
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