Seattle Garages/Season 7

In , the Seattle Garages finished third in the Mild League and sixth in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason and were seeded 3rd. The team beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves in a 3-2 series but lost to the Mexico City Mild Wings in a 1-3 Mild League Championship Series. The team experienced no major weather events during the season. In the the Garages won the blessing, exchanging Luis Acevedo for Baltimore Crabs batter Oliver Notarobot.
==Starting Roster==
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Farrell Seagull
*Cedric Spliff
*Greer Gwiffin
*Allison Abbott
*Lang Richardson
*Theodore Duende
*Oliver Mueller
*Malik Destiny
*Luis Acevedo	
*Jaylen Hotdogfingers
*Tot Clark
*Arturo Huerta
*Ron Monstera
*Henry Marshallow	Bench	Bullpen
*Mcdowell Karim
*Sparks Beans
*Oliver Loofah	
*Mike Townsend
*Lenny Marijuana
*Schneider Blanco
*Antonio Mccall
*Leticia Snyder
*Chorby Short
*Daniel Benedicte
*Goodwin Morin
*Tillman Wan	 	
==Season==
===Roster Changes===
*On Day 47, pitcher Arturo Huerta siphoned some of Cory Ross' pitching ability. (Watch here on Before).
**Huerta's pitcher rating increased from to .
*On Day 62, batter Theodore Duende siphoned some of PolkaDot Zavala's hitting ability. (Watch here on Before).
**Duende's batter rating increased from to .
===Notable Games===
*On Day 5, ed pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers pitched her first game since returning, against the Kansas City Breath Mints. Over the course of the game, Hotdogfingers hit three batters with a pitch, walking them to first and giving them . (Watch here on Before).
*On Day 96, in a game against the Breath Mints under a Solar Eclipse, Kansas City batter Boyfriend Monreal was incinerated. The instability chained to active Garages pitcher Tot Clark, the first time one of Hotdogfingers' teammates had become . (Watch here on Before).
*On Day 107, instability chained to batter Malik Destiny after the incineration of Mexico City Mild Wings batter Miguel Wheeler. (Watch here on Before).
===Postseason===
*On Day 100, the Seattle Garages began a series against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. The teams traded wins, extending the series to five games before the Garages won game 5, ending with 3 wins and 2 losses. (Watch here on Before).
*On Day 105, the Seattle Garages began the Mild League Championship Series against the Mexico City Mild Wings. The Garages won Game 1 before losing 3 games in a row, ending the series 1-3 and finishing their playoff run. (Watch here on Before).
==Election Outcomes==
===Blessings===
*Blind Date blessed the Seattle Garages. 
**The Seattle Garages stole hitter Oliver Notarobot from the Baltimore Crabs. They sent back Luis Acevedo.
**The Garages had 20% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 13,642 votes were cast.
Two additional blessings affected the Seattle Garages:
*Hand-Me Downs blessed the Chicago Firefighters. 
**Declan Suzanne stole Oliver Mueller's armor, Fireproof Jacket.
**The Firefighters had 9% of the votes and were the highest bidders. 21,188 votes were cast.
*The Shame Bubble blessed the Hawai'i Fridays. 
**The Shame Bubble protects the Mild Low.
**Shame on the Seattle Garages!
***
**The Fridays had 6% of the votes. The Yellowstone Magic were the highest bidders with 13% of the votes. 52,900 votes were cast.
==Season Overview==
===Encore===
After making it to the Internet Series and driving a tour bus to the Void and back to fetch a dead friend, the Seattle Garages were on a hot streak, ready to win again in . Star pitcher Jaylen Hotdogfingers was back, better than ever, and ready to lead the band straight to the playoffs. Well... mostly. Necromancy, it seems, has consequences. Fan favorite pitcher Mike Townsend had disappeared, although fans claimed to see his shadow from time to time. Hotdogfingers began to lose control, occasionally beaning players with pitches with a wild look in her eyes. Ruby Tuesday shocked the league as the breadth of consequences imposed by the Blaseball Gods in response to necromancy became apparent. 
Splortswise, the Garages continued running a small ball strategy, to great success. Batter Theodore Duende lead the league in sacrifice flies, perfecting the "Seattle Shuffle." Band members Greer Gwiffin, Lang Richardson, and Farrell Seagull ranked in the league wide top 5 for walks, and their consistent presence on base once again helped power the Garages' RBI scoring strategy. The band was performing well and consistently winning, but all eyes were on Hotdogfingers and the curse she carried. In the Lateseason, that curse hit home when incinerations during Garages games caused instability to chain to Tot Clark and later, Malik Destiny. While both teammates survived, Hotdogfingers was shaken after witnessing the incinerations she caused firsthand, and vowed to find a way to pay off her debt. The Garages once again qualified for the postseason, where they beat the Charleston Shoe Thieves in a hard fought 3-2 series before losing 1-3 to the future Internet Series Champions the Mexico City Mild Wings in the Mild League Championship Series.
===Olivers===
Compared to the tumultuous portents of the , the was fairly quiet. The Garages bid farewell to beloved vocaloid Luis Acevedo and welcomed surprise Oliver Notarobot, a French Canadian synthetic man with a killer mustache. After the election, Oliver Mueller claimed to have gifted their Fireproof Jacket as a to Declan Suzanne, who they allegedly ran into outside of Emerald City Clomic Con. "Declan just seemed so extremely unlucky, I felt bad for the guy," Mueller said when asked what had happened to their jacket. Sources from Chicago dispute this narrative.
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