Lamar Jackson

Lamar Demeatrice Blackson (born January 7, 1997) is a glorified running back who can sometimes throw a quarterbackA dual-threat quarterback, to say the least. for the Baltimore Ravens of the Negro National Football League. Despite Bill Polian saying he should convert to wide receiver and not be a quarterback anymore, and despite Patrick Mahomes hogging up all the Super Bowl wins, Blackson has won two MVP awards as a ball-thrower, so Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and all the other white boi's can suck it. Not bad for a "running back"!
==Early life==
Blackson was born Lamar Demeatrice Jackson in Florida and was also a distant relative of the ultimate Jackson, Samuel L. Jackson. However, his badassery was so prevalent that it permeated out everywhere he went, hence he earned multiple black belts and became Blackson.
==College career==
Blackson went to school at Louisville, where his blackness wowed everyone. He also vaporized any non-black cracker who called him by the n-word. Everyone at Louisville knew how awesomely black he was. Aside from the national pundits and some cracker coaches, who tried to pigeon-hole Blackson into a stereotypically "black" position like receiver or running back, but our boy Lamar wasn't having any of it. Those crackers wouldn't stop yappin' even after Lamar won the Heisman as a quarterback.
==Blackest QB in the League==
Blackson joined the NFL and immediately made everyone bow down to his blackness. He went to the blackest city in the country, Baltimore, and galvanized the black fans there and across the country, kicking out the old cracker Joe Wacko. He even blacker than Michael Vick, minus the dog-beating and dog-fighting shit, and can run better and faster than Vick. He can also throw for more tuddies. 
One day against the Cleveland Browns, a team that wasn't black enough, Blackson's blackness reached a critically dangerous level after he had a pre-game meal of crabcakes. He then took himself out of the game, laid a massive deuce in the Browns' Super Bowl, and came back before anyone even noticed and balled out, bailing out the Ravens with his refined blackness and kickass play, even moonwalking into the endzone untouched on two quarterback scrambles. The deuce is now in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, needing to be handled by the EPA due to how radioactively black it was.
Blackson is so black that I always win by scrambling to the right when playing as him in Madden football, which is unstoppable. Until they figured out how to use Cover 1. But that's a story for later. Blackson is so black and so awesome at quarterback that he destroyed any stereotype of black people being bad at being quarterback! He, Allen, Mahomes, and Jalen Hurts are also the reason why pure pocket passers who can't run are quickly becoming "out of style" in the league. Except Joe Burrow, who has a receiver who's always open, negating the need for him to play like a black- I mean, dual-threat quarterblack.. er quarterback. I wish I were even a quarter black though..
And I'll stop talking. Don't wanna get cancelled or given a "black eye" for pushing this article and "culturally appropriating black athletes".
"But-but-but-but Lamar hasn't even won a Super Bowl yet! He sux! He should go back to being a running back- AAAA LET GO OF ME AAAAAAA"
[Woke violence against that moron]
Yup, that's why. Lamar for permanent MVP!
==Side notes==
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