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The End's Origin

Origins are sometimes hard to figure out, but what of the beginning of the end?
We all know about The End. Its a plane of nothingness inhabited only by Endermen and the Ender Dragon. But what if I told you that The End is the Overworld and the Nether fused together? Listen to this and maybe you might just rethink your outlook on Minecraft.
We go around in the Overworld building with nearly infinite materials at our disposal. We travel through a portal to the Nether in order to obtain materials that cannot be found within our realm. Now say this. The portal acts as a two way door for any creature. Let us put into a hypothetical situation that the portal started to get bigger and with it both realms were being forcibly merged. Sounds ludicrous, but in all actuality its not. The two realms slowly begin to combine, introducing entirely different species who act aggressively towards each other. Soon, the realms begin to get destroyed with both worlds mobs fighting for survival. Eventual the two separate worlds collapse onto each other with most of life being wiped out save for a species that avoided the conflict (villagers?).
With no resources to cultivate, nor the appropriate environment to sustain their old way of life, the species soon begins to adapt and evolve. This evolution leads to the creation of the Endermen, along with the introduction of yet another species of mob that survived and adapted in which they would become the Ender Dragon. Of course the Ender dragon has evolved to be Asexual and can reproduce by itself in order to keep it species alive. The Endermen however still hold parts of their old self along with the desire to rebuild. In order to do so, they start sending themselves back in time in order to gather materials to rebuild their world. However their form of rebuilding is placing blocks in random locations in hopes that when the future arrives of the two realms coming together, there will be more blocks that survive the merge and more land in The End.
To summarize it up, the Overworld and the Nether will eventually come together and be destroyed in the process, The Endermen will be created and travel back in time to place blocks in locations for the hope of creating more land, all the while we deal with the inevitability of watching all of creation being doomed to repeat its own destruction. The Endermen suffer from possible OCD and Schizophrenia and have mentally deteriorated to the point of not recognizing anything. Their obsession of saving their new world drives them to act out at anything that gets in their way or even looks at them funny.
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The End Is Nigh

The world rolls around like a fat guy going down a hill, the stars shine brighter than a fart ignited by a match - the universe grows like poop in the intestines and all seems well.
Yet the end is nigh, for the Gods are pissed and the end is nigh.
Long have we forgot the pant-shitting fear that comes with angry Gods, who now come to destroy us - for the Gods are pissed and the end is nigh.
The world will not survive the storm of rage the Gods shall spew forth, our nations will crumble faster than a cookie dunked in chocolate milk - all we love shall fall apart like the wig your grandpa used to try and hide the fact he was bald... for the Gods are pissed and the end is nigh.
The moon will say "screw you" to our world and fly into the sun like a Kamikaze pilot from World War II, the other planets will get butthurt at the moon and fly after it, the sun will be like "come at me bros!" until only our world is left forever alone - for the Gods are pissed and the end is nigh.
When our world is left forever alone it shall grow emo and cut itself, causing earthquakes and volcanoes and tidal waves of granny shit to consume us all - thus shall end our world... for the Gods are pissed and the end is nigh.
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The End Is Nigh: The Fifteen Part Epic Horror Story

Chapter 1
"Wake Up..." A sharp pain shot through Andrews head causing his blood to pump loudly in his hears. He was confused. Why he had awoken at such an early time? In front of his eyes his blinking alarm clock chanted "3:00" at him in rhythm with his throbbing head. It was the witching hour. Scratch... Andrew froze. What was he about to face? He rose and grasped for his baseball bat from the corner of the room and walked slowly toward the door. The old wooden floors creaked making Andrew pause. He grabbed the door handle and pulled the door open. His orange tabby cat sprang into action and scared the bajesus out of him. "God, Rorry, you scared me half to death. What is it? Are you hungry boy?". The cat meowed an answer to his question and led him out into the kitchen. Andrew could see a figure sitting at the kitchen table, he had barely noticed him out of the corner of his eye. The boy turned around and saw a man in a hood and cloak. It was dark so he couldn't see his face. With all the courage in his body Andrew uttered a soft "Hello?" and hoped he wouldn't be hurt. "Andrew Callahan?" the voice seemed to... tick. As if with every syllable a clock somewhere within was counting down. "How do you know my name?" Andrew replied scared half to death. "I know alot of things Mr. Callahan. Your fate is to be decided. I am here to protect you from him," said the main in the hood. "Sir, I don't... wait, him? Who are you talking about...?" Shaking now, Andrew rose the bat up gripping it tightly like Babe Ruth. "I wouldn't try anything funny Mr. Callahan. For your own safety that is. You will meet him later; now we must start our journey," a pause, then: "I know this is a lot to take in Mr. Callahan but you are one of the direct descendants of a great Demon hunter name Lars Callahan... I helped him on his way several hundred years ago but that... that is a story for another time," The figure pauses, Andrew hears the faint whisper of a sigh. "Now we must go." The man stood up and grabbed what looked like a scythe. When he looked toward Andrew the moonlight from outside shown upon his face to reveal a skull with fiery red pupils. Wings grew from this... 'things' back. He grasped Andrews arm and helped him out the door into the night.
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The End of the World

December 21st, 2012 will be the end of the world.
The Mayans (who didn't have sewage systems, or toilet paper, or anything special like that) have told me that Slenderman shall be put in jail for fapping by my window, and then he will have us all die by popping out our skeletons. 
But what about the different time zones you say? Well, Slenderman is a hipster  who doesn't follow basic Science.
The US will die first, then China, and then the rest of the world (except for Japan and France, because they're aliens) 
But you want to know the scariest part?..... TEAM FORTRESS 2 RELEASED WINTER CRATES BEFORE THEY RELEASED THE KEYS TO OPEN THEM!!!! OMG OMG OMG  OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then a skeleton popped out.
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The Endless Pain

It was the first of August, 2012, when I saw him. I remember this, because a friend died ten days before.
All I did was look out of a window. He was just standing there. His eyes were glowing. Not a bright glow, just something that looked like a trick of the light. He looked at me, and he said something, and walked away.
Of course, I was pretty busy with my laptop, so I forgot about it quickly.
It was when I started getting headaches that I began seeing him everywhere. In the street, in the mirrors, and when on car trips. One day, I saw him, and I got so pissed off at him that I walked up to him.
"What the fuck do you want!?" I shouted. "Money? Are you stalking me?!"
"I do nothing but watch over you," he said. "You have known death, and may meet it again."
"The fuck are you on about?" I asked, still yelling. "Stop being wise or I will break your jaw, you little stalker!!"
He just smiled at me.
I then proceeded to punch him in the face. Now, I am not a fighter, so I am quite slow. Even a drunk could have dodged my attack. But he was FAST! He simply stepped back, still grinning.
"We are your friends," he whispered to me.
He then ran down the street, and vanished. I called the police. At around 5:00 PM, they showed up and talked to me. I asked them questions about this man, such as who could he have been, will they stop him, etc.
They said that ten murders had been reported, and anyone who knew the victim could be followed by a strange man. I was told that while I would be watched by police, and I should be careful. I was safe. However, later on the next day, I found out something blood chilling.
Anyone that learns about this man, unless they knew death, shall be killed three days later.
I really have no idea on what it meant by that, but I have a camping trip tomorrow. I will have to think about it later.
This was a part of a diary from a friend of mine. This was found along with his ripped tent, bits of blood, a shotgun, ten bullets, and bits of flesh in a giant pool of blood.
I have taken out dates and names, in respect out of my friend. I hope you can figure this out, as I cannot.
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The English Language in Fortnite Terms

The English language is like the loot llama in Fortnite. Just like how the loot llama has a bunch of different weapons and items inside, the English language is full of a ton of different words and grammar rules that can be used to communicate with other players.
But just like how the loot llama can sometimes be hard to find in the game, the English language can be tough to master. It's full of confusing word order, irregular verb conjugations, and silent letters that can drive you nuts.
But even though it can be challenging, the English language is still a lot of fun to use. Just like how the loot llama can give you some epic gear to help you dominate the battlefield, the English language can help you express yourself and connect with other players.
So if you're struggling to understand the English language, just remember: it's like the loot llama. It might be hard to find and full of unexpected surprises, but it's totally worth it in the end. Happy looting!
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The Erebus Realm

==FIRST DAY ON EREBUS==
January 1st, 2014 7:35 PM
Last night my 26-year-old brother, Kayleb, hosted a New Years party for everyone we were friends with, and friends of friends with, too. The party was sick! There was booze, blunts, laughs, upon other things too. Not to add, Kayleb and I both had made a few new friends from our friends inviting their own friends to tag along. That's were I met Blaine and his girlfriend Melissa, aka: Missy. The two were quite ordinary to my view; Blaine had on the typical things, stuff for American Eagle and such, as Missy had on clothes from Forever 21, shit like that. During the middle of our conversation, Kayleb had to go attend to some problems upstairs. That's when Missy pulled out a black tablet, handing one to Blaine before swallowing it with a giggle.
The tablet was a drug named after the Greek God of darkness, Erebus, due to its color I guess. The two both said that the pill had slight long lasting side effects that were WAY better than marijuana. Me myself, am not a fond person of wanting to try out drugs of any kind but, after seeing how they acted, made me want to take the drug. As soon as the awoke from their slumbers and were sober enough to talk, Blaine hooked me up with the dealer who supplied me with a months worth of the tablet. "Take as many as you want in a single day, or at the same time. It's pure and it's natural," Were his exact words. So tonight, I have decided to take 5 tonight, as he said that's the dose he takes most times to get a full and long lasting high. I'll come back in the morning and give you my honest opinion of Erebus.
==MORNING AFTER EREBUS==
January 2nd 2014 5:03 AM
Hey guys, it's Anastasia here. Besides my massive headache, the night was awesome! The entire world felt as if it was spinning, I kept on seeing animals talking to me like a zebra or a catfish, along with colors all over, and then it all ended with an astral projection, having me float off to space! I don't know what kind of trip it was, but it was fucking AMAZING. I definitely would try this again, no single doubt. 
Although, there was one thing that slightly bothered me. As I passed out, I had a dream I was in the middle of a street, along with the silhouette of a tall figure before me, speaking in what seemed to be tongues. It freaked me out a lot, to be honest. I guess it was just a movie I watch that influenced the trip some. I'll let you know if anything else happens.
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The Erlking Adaptation Theory

Have you ever heard of der Erlkönig? Or maybe the more English Erlking? There have been many pieces written about him and even a poem by Goethe. All that said, there's still little information about him. Some depictions show his as little more than a bogeyman that abducts and kills children, but more often than not, it's just a touch that kills. It seems as though he seeks out only children as his prime targets and resides in forest areas.
It wasn't until I started reading more and more about Slender Man that I began to connect the dots... A timeless, faceless evil that transcends time.
Slender Man used to use disguises, but he's become comfortable with showing himself, even seemingly taunting us with the foreshadowing of the ones he will soon take.
All these different names and appearances, the more we think we know about Slender Man the more it changes and adapts. Slender Man has always had a taste for children, but sometimes I wonder if that will... "adapt."
We can't protect our children, I have no faith that we can protect ourselves. The Erlking, Tall Man, Slender Man, whatever alias he chooses, isn't killing us; he's killing our faith and will to live. He won't rest until we have no hope. Maybe there really is no hope. No hope.
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The Everlasting Dark

Darkness fell upon the room.
Fear overcame Tommy. He was enclosed in this space, dark, mirrored, and stinking to high heaven. Fear and anger blasted through him. It wasn't fair. The nightmare just wasn't fair...
It was only a matter of time, he thought, before the roll of toilet paper got split vertically.
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The Everlasting Piss

10th June, 2004
This is a diary about my toilet business. I'll describe each time I piss and describe it in full detail.
Don't question it.
But today, I had a piss which was nice. Which is good.
I also sharted the hell out of myself. It felt as if a chainsaw was ripping out my asshole.
So yeah.
11th June, 2004
Had a log today, felt quite nice although there were some bits of corn in it. I also had 2 pisses today, one hurt and one was like a laser cannon. Really. It was so fast it reflected off the toilet basin and went everywhere.
12th June, 2004
OK, UMM WHAT THE HELL?! So I was having a piss, and it just kept going and going...
And going...
And on and on and on...
So I was there for a full 2 minutes when I finally realised that it was endless. I though to myself,
"Hmm, what if I try clogging up my-"
And then the piss started to burn.
I desperately tried to cover the end of "it" with toilet paper, but the piss had so much pressure in it that it completely dissolved my toilet paper.
So I was sat there, just pissing about (BA DUM TSSS) for what must of been 15 minutes, and then I noticed.
A liquid was tickling my behind.
I can't believe I never noticed it before.
The toilet was overflowing with piss!
I tried flushing it, but that only overflowed it even more.
I couldn't stay here! So I pissed in the bath.
I didn't realise but the bathplug was in, so I just made myself a bath of piss pretty much. Then that started overflowing too. The piss was up to my ankles now and I had no where else to piss.
So I had to leave the room. Now the piss got all over the hallway. 
I sprinted downstairs and into my garden.
I dug a little hole for me to piss in, but then my worst fear became a reality.
I heard gasps all around me and children crying.
Oh dear. The neighbours were watching. I ran around the town, butt naked while still pissing this everlasting piss.
It was like TEH DAY OF ALL TEH BLOD, but TEH DAY OF ALL TEH PISS.
The police were chasing me, and they caught me. Apparently I was jailed for running naked in public. They put handcuffs on me and put some duct tape around the end of my --- so I would stop pissing.
All the piss built up inside of me, then I exploded then died.
But the explosion was rather odd. 
Instead of blood exploding everywhere, PISS exploded everywhere. And also a skeleton popped out of the explosion.
BUT WHO WAS TOILET?
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The Evil Biology Teacher of C'Shan

EVIL BIOLOGY TEECHR OF C'SHAN EATS SHEEP HEART = EVIL HARTLESS MAREEPIXX WITH EYES OF C'SHAN.EXE.JPG.GIF.TXT.AVI.WVM.MM3.LOL I CAPS LOCK THIS SO U KNOW ITS 3 SERIOUS!!!
ERMAGAD alive i was and i walk 2 big brothr room and i find his evil homeskool DVDS he got from th First Church of C'Shan Religious Academy for $19.53 + shipping and handling all major credit cards acsepted batteries not included non-patrixx spokes person. Anyway i stealed them and put them in my windows laptop from 1953.
I put it in d CD ROM and it said "Dost thou desireth to playeth the DVDeth?" (ya know cause its from 1953 and das how they talked in the olden timeses) anyway i kilck "Yea verily I dothe desire it" and it said "Wat thou hathe saideth shalle commethe to passe" and it then showed Ye Olde DVDe Menue and it was blacke and white (lol) and so I seen ther was only 1 entry called "Brainwashing Session #53" so i click it
IT said "First Church of C'Shan Relegious Academy Present... Evil Biolajee Teecher of C'Shan!!!1" and I was spoooked to mooove i couldnt ejekt d DVD kuz i was paralized with spooks and so i forced 2 wach asn den her face appeared on teh screen al hyper-realistic like and she said "BEHOLD!!! the most EPIC and AMAZING LAB DISECTION U EVA SEEN!!!" it den cut 2 her in her clasroom and der was a table and a projectore and she said "I ordered teh sheep Hearts frum YOOTOOB 2 show u a great LESSON!@!!" she den taked a sacrificial dagger with the Eye of C'Shan symbol on it and seded " U must B EXTREMELY CAREFUL!!!" and den she stabed d knife into d heart and pickt it up with knife and took a bite out of it and blood poured all ovr teh room and it went everwere everything was red from d blud and she chew like "OMNOMNOMS!!!" and she sadi "lololol now dat i eet hearts of d sheeps it will turn them into evil heartless mareepixx with Eyes of C'SHan!!!" then a army of them appeared on the screeen and they saided "WE NOW KILL STUFF!!!" and so they kiled stuff encluding me and i was dead and et was yesterday.
Now im ghost and i wacht my girlfrend cry herself 2 sleep cause i just realized that I was already dead cause EVIL PATRIXX made me hang myself 1 year ago and i also noticed that she's a lady if she's a lady draw your own conclusions. Byes Guys
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The Evil Dong

One summer, when I was a naive little kid without a care in the world, I sat at my computer doing normal things. My friend was over, and she wanted to show me something called "Bonzi Buddy". I didn't trust it at all.
"But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" screamed my "friend" ButtholesMcGee
"Because I don't want to download Bonzi Buddy! It's a virus!" I yelled back
"But you have Panda Antivirus!"
"NO!"
"Pleeaaasssseeee"
"NO!"
"At lunch I'll give you my candybarr."
"...Fine."
I quickly downloaded Bonzi Buddy from AngelFire as Buttholes told me to do, and doible clicked on the little monkey icon.
"Hello! I am Bonzi!" Said the purple monkey.
"This thing is already a piece of shit." I muttered
"You little shit nub, what the fuck did you call me?" Said Bonzi.
I was shocked. How could Bonzi say something like that?
"I am here to avenge my brother, who was killed by Expand Dong."
Bonzi buddy got a knife.
"I am the Dong."
And then he killed Buttholes which I was perfectly okay with the end.
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