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Hank Hill Gets Kicked Up A Notch

If you never watched the show King of the hill it was a show that was from the creators of Beavis and Butthead. The show is about a man who lives with his family in Texas, His wife Peggy who is a Spanish Teacher and his son Bobby who is a student who goes to middle school, and their dog Ladybug who sits at home doing nothing. Bobby is not real good at defending himself so he uses one attack, Kicking people in the crotch.
One day Bobby Kicked Hank Hill in the crotch and Hank Hill screamed in pain, Hank Hill passed out and bobby has turned himself into a criminal. Bobby did not know what to do so he told Ladybug to dig a hole in the back yard. Bobby carried Hank hill in his arms, Bobby did not have so much mussel but more fat so it was hard for him to carry his dad to a hole. Once Bobby got to the hole he dropped his Dad straight in head first so no one would see. Bobby digged the hole in and pattend the dirt down. Peggy just came back from work after having her 1,000th meeting about bullying, Bobby was scared when he heard his moms foot steps coming tords him.
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Hanna Barbera Theory

While in Europe, Dr. Quest (Johnny Quest) discovers medieval text that details two species of small creatures with human-like intelligence and culture, one forest-dwelling and another aquatic. These were known to be Smurfs and Snorks.  
Dr. Quest attempts to create "intelligent" animals by splicing Smurf/Snork DNA with that of regular animals. Numerous test subjects such as Scooby Doo, Magilla Gorilla, Top Cat, Yogi Bear, etc. escape and contaminate local wildlife.
The animals become more intelligent and start to help humans out. Some gain a reputation for being superheroes, like Atom Ant, Secret Squirrel, Hong Kong Phooey, and others.
The government attempts to create their own robotic replacements for these superhero animals, like DynoMutt, Frankenstein Jr, and others. After this plan fails, the government turns to South America to re-animate extinct animals, such as dinosaurs. (Dino Boy, Valley of the Lost Dinosaurs, etc.)
As intelligent animals begin to populate Earth and become a true threat to humans, the scientific/artistic/political elite go into hiding, leaving the Earth's surface, retreating to the skies, colonizing the ocean floor. (The Jetsons, Sealab 2020, The Herculoids, Space Ghost, etc.)
Due to constant war, violence, and a lack of civility, both humans and animals regress into a prehistoric, simplistic state. (The Flintstones, Mightor, He-Man)
After thousands upon thousands of years, the intelligent animals "evolve" back to their former glory and rebuild Earth, creating their own civilizations and cities. (SWAT Kats, Street Sharks, Fish Police)
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Hannah Montana: Lost Episode

Once upon a time, I was watching Hannah Montana with my sister on Disney Channel. When the show came on, she had a huge orgasm, so I had to watch her to make sure she didn't eat the cat again. Anyways, when the show came on the title card was "Hannah Montana, several years later" I was like, "Lol wut" but my sister started orgasming, so I ignored it and went to get a plunger. After that was fixed, the show started playing, but there was no sound. I thought this was a gift from god, since she sucks so much, but the audio picked up soon after. Miley went into her house, and then a bunch of static popped out and some text saying "Several Years Later" popped out. Then, it showed the Miley I still have nightmares about today. In this flash forward, she was a twerking, drugged up whore, who liked to shake her ass with a foam finger or some shit in front of people. Then, she went on to have hawt butt sex with a wrecking ball. I would have watched further, but I already threw my remote throught the TV. My sister immediately flipped out and a few gallons of blood flew out of her vagina and she died. After a few years, I watched the VMAs and that one video, and I realized the episode was right all along! So the moral of the story is always to trust random crap you see on TV that looks haunted. 
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Hannibal Really Crossed the Alps by Bus

Hannibal was slumped over his strategy table. He was scrutinising maps like a person might scrutinise their faeces if it fills the bowl.
"We can't do it!" Hannibal cried. "It will take five months to cross the alps in order to attack the Roman Empire from the rear!"
"Did someone say attack from the rear?" said a mysterious stranger.
Hannibal turned around in shock. "Who are you?" demanded Hannibal.
"I have a proposition for you," said the stranger, ignoring Hannibal's question, "I will take you across the alps"
Hannibal paused. "You can't do it," Hannibal retorted. "I am the world's greatest military commander and I can't do it."
The stranger replied, "I can do it. I'm Manny the bus driver."
Hannibal had no response.
"There will be a price," said the stranger, dropping his pants.
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Happy Appy 3: Smart Alive Human

this is the journal of some russian jackass who hasn't had anything interesting to say since 2013. 
__NOTOC____NOEDITSECTION__
==june 37th, 2014==
nope, nothing happening, freddrick doesn't even care, and everything is well in russia. nothing happening, and i think justin beiber is growing as a preformer. nothing is happening, and i'm bored, even if i do have a wife. boring.
==july 1st, 2014==
freddrick, wanna make new happy appy episodes? i will buy you a pancake if you do, cmon, my life is boring.
==july 3rd, 2014==
i want to watch suicidemouse.avi, maybe the insane creator will attack me, and give me more to care about.
no, nevermind, he's probably dead... how about squidward's suicide? email me at: iseeurhandsomeface@yahoo.com
==july 4th, 2014==
i thought i found a new happy appy episode, but it was just some orange pretending to be funny. FREDDRICK GORGOTE WHERE ARRRRE YOU?!?!?!?!?
==july 10th, 2014==
the big bang theory sucks.
==july 12th, 2014==
my wife says i am a russian, and i said she was chinese. she cut my big toe off and told me she was japanese. i want to die.
==july 13th, 2014==
i think freddrick gorgote is stalking me, because my car mysteriously disappeared, and all i saw was a truck taking it away HAHA.
==september 11th, 2011==
i hope this will take me back in time to where i was a 27 year old, because if not, then i will kill myself with a slingshot (my wife says that guns are violent). i love you freddrick! give me kisses if i do go back in time, say hi to johnny for me! <3
==july 14th, 2014==
it worked! not really, i'm gonna go kill myself.
==geptarcher 63nd, 2084==
WHAT, I WAS KNOCKED OUT THIS LONG, I'M A CRINKLY OLD SCUMBAG NOW, MY WIFE IS STILL ALIVE, BUT I HATE HER SO WHO CARES.
==august 6th, 2014==
so apparently i was just insane for a bit, and i killed a few people. no biggy smalls, i'm gonna listen to brickleberry now.
==august 7th, 2014==
did anyone notice the bunny-rabbit in the new episode of family guy? no? family guy is stupid? huh, i guess i'm gonna go kill myself now.
this was a terrible blog, and gerasim still isn't dead, but his dignity and smarts are.
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Happy Appy Episode Fragments

Have any of you ever heard of Happy Appy? Happy Appy was a Noggin show that came out in 1999. Happy Appy was a show about a Apple who helped injured children when they needed help. As the show went on people complained that their children would have nightmares of Happy Appy and the show was removed off of Noggin. There are fragments of the show on Youtube.
The last episode of Happy Appy was never on TV because it was to violent. In later episodes Happy Appy would bring kids to his van and kill them in his van. Happy Appy also showed some future events that didn't even happen back then. In one scene it showed 9/11. In Happy's Van the Car Radio played Katy Perry's Hot & Cold. That song came out in 2008. The theme song: Happy Appy Appy App, Happy App (said two times) Happy Appy Appy App, He helps kids all day! (Repeated 3 times) These are some videos of Happy Appy:
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Happy Appy vs. Crappy Appy

SO HAPE APE WUZ WALKN IN DOWN WESTSIDESTORY TOWN WHEN CRAPPY APPY PUSHED HM 2 DA GROUND SO DEN HAPE APE SPIT ON CRAPPY APPY AND DEN CRAPPY APPY WUZ LIEK "aw hell no" SO DEN DEY HAD DA EPIC BATTLE OF HISTORY AGES. CRAPPY APPY ATTCKD WTH SHIT BALZ OF FIRE BUT HAPE APE DOGD M AND DEN HAPE APE ATTCKD WTH SMILE PWR CUZ HES HAPPY BUT THT DDNT HURT CRAPPY SO DN CRAPPY TOOK A BTE OUTA HAPE AND THT HURT HPE SO HE FEL 2 DA GROUND LIEK IN DA BEGGININ. SO THN CRAPPY WUZ BOUT TO KLL HAPE WTH A GUN BUT DEN HAPE JUMPD UP N SLICED CRAPPY'S NUTZ N DIK OFF WITH A NIFE SO DEN CRAPPY WUZ LIEK "fk u" AND DEN HIS NUTZ SPEWED OUT PURPLE OOZING SUPER BLOOD N HAPE WUN DA BATL BUT DEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT N HE DEID.
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Happy Birthday Eliza

Note: The following document is of course a transcription of an answering machine message recovered before investigation into the death of NAME REDACTED.
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT, CLASSIFIED BLACK, FBI DIRECTOR AND DIRECT SUBORDINATES ONLY, PRESIDENT EXCLUDED CLASS THREE PRETERNATURAL
Honey, I.. Honey I won't be home for our daughter's birthday.. I'm so sorry baby..
I.. I was on the way but the plane was delayed, you know... I couldn't sleep in the airport honey.. my back.
I.. I went to this damned roach motel, and checked in. One night honey.. one.. god I'm so sorry..
I was asleep until about ten minutes ago.. and the alarm went off. I had my phone set.. honey, it's two AM.. The television was on when I woke..
It was a video.. of.. of me sleeping, then.. they drugged me honey.. a man slipped into my room
Must've been Quaaludes.. or.. fuck I don't know..
Then they cut me honey... They cut me open and started taking things..
I cant feel a thing in my abdomen... not a thing.. no pain.. but there's blood everywhere... I cant move the sheet.. i cant.. I'm hoping it's all a joke.
I know it isn't baby.. I smell.. I smell my.. my bowels, when they cut them.. and that awful smell of raw meat...
And the note on my phone.. said they had a customer who wanted my heart, it was a post it that said..
Customer wants my heart.. fresh... they'll be back soon..
Tell.. Tell our little girl I'm sorry..
And please play this for her..
Happy birthday.. to you.. Happy Birthday.. to you.. Happy birthday dear.. Eliza.. Happy birthday.. to you..
I'm so sorry Eliza.. your present is in my sock drawer.. mommy knows where it is.. Daddy loves you very-
Please, PLEASE LET ME FINISH!
NO, PLEASE! ITS FOR MY LITTLE GIRL!
[The rest of the recording was thrashing sounds, accompanied with screams, then moans, then silence until the last minute of the recording, in which slurping sounds can be heard.]
ADDENDUM:
The hotel is question has burnt to the ground. Gone. Not a god damn scrap of wood left. According to a police report, a meth lab exploded. The police dug up mass grave behind the place, and found 700 skeletons, dating back up to 65 years.
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Happy Death

My cousin plays happy wars about everyday but he had a weird dream about it recently.
His dream went like this.
The warriors didn't look like any of them and the clerics so did the mage.
and colors were inverted and grass was blood red for some reason.
The hitboxes were not there and colliders were messed up everywhere.
the dark towers were light towers and the light towers were dark towers.
That was all of his dream.
he woke up and told me about it.
We still don't know what this is about.
Probably has something to do with his addiction to happy wars.
Im not sure what it has done to him but it was just a weird dream.
Hope it doesn't happen in real life.
My copy of happy wars is still fine...for now
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Category:Vidya games
Category:Dreams
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Happy Family

__NOTOC__
==Day 1:==
Hi, my family is always happy.
But, something doesn't feel right.
Whenever I do anything bad, they just seem to stay happy and calm.
I can't quite fathom the way that makes me feel.
Their perception on life must be flawed, right?
==Day 2:==
I feel safe, even though something feels off.
My day was going well.
I was still pretty happy, but not as happy as the rest of my family.
There must be something going on.
==Day 3:==
I'm feeling a bit scared.
My family keeps on smiling, no matter what.
It's taking a mental toll on me.
I know that something's off, but I can't put my finger on it.
The smiles, they are so wide and a bit creepy, if you ask me.
I feel that someone or something is controlling them, making them feel happy all the time.
I have to find out the truth, before it's too late.
==Day 4:==
I feel like I'm going insane.
I don't know how to describe it.
In the living room, I saw something written on the walls, in dark grey paint, here's what it said.
"SMILE."
I have a gut feeling that things are going to get worse.
There's no hope.
Life needs good and negative emotions sometimes.
There's something weird going on.
It's a strange feeling of dread and joy that I never thought you could experience.
I contacted the authorities, but they just laugh, they think I'm joking.
But I swear it's real.
I have video evidence that my family is experiencing something odd.
A sudden spike in endorphins, something has triggered them to only feel happiness and I can only hope that this will soon be over.
==Day 5:==
The happy faces of my family that I've grown to love, they are now deformed, and it's a complete nightmare, nobody should know the true intentions behind this thing that has happening to my family.
Those repugnant and uncanny smiles bring a sense of fear.
Whatever I do, they won't stop smiling, no matter what.
I can't take this anymore.
It's driving me into a state of constant panic, I pray that this will stop soon.
I don't know who's behind this.
But we can't find the answer.
We can discover the truth.
My fate lies in wake at the sight of deformed faces.
There's only doubt in this world.
I can't take this.
Is this the end?
Or is this only the beginning?
My father approached me.
With that grim, rancid smile.
The next thing I know, I blacked out.
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Happy Harry Little Pidgey

Pallet Town. Such a lovely place. Claire was outside one day with a cup of tea, watching her youngest daughter play with her friends. One of the boys, called Red, as Claire remembered, brought out a Pokeflute, and began to play a small, dark tune. Claire paused as the children began to gather around and sing a haunting song.
Harry, Harry little Pidgey wanted to fly so high
Harry, Harry little Pidgey wanted to touch the sky
Harry, Harry little Pidgey hiding in the grass
Harry, Harry little Pidgey caught as the trainer passed
Harry, Pidgeotto now, bent to trainer's will
Harry, Pidgeotto now, forced to fight and kill
Harry, Pidgeotto now, murder on his mind
Harry, Pidgeotto now, waited for his time
Harry, grandest Pidgeot, master in his sight
Harry, grandest Pidgeot, came through the peaceful night
Harry, grandest Pidgeot, trainer deep in sleep
Harry, grandest Pidgeot, killed him with his beak
Harry, free from metal ball, blood upon his face
Harry, free from metal ball, took his rightful place
Harry, free from metal ball, barely a spot
Harry, free from metal ball, captor left to rot
Carrie, tiny Rattata, loved to run and play
Carrie, tiny Rattata, caught that fateful day
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Happy Hour

Hey there guys. I went to this LAN party a month or so ago. It was Friday The 13th. I know i know a pretty big cliche. Well it was Friday The 13th and me and my buddys had a LAN party at this guys house and we played some Team Fortress 2 and Counter Strike and games like that. We all had our desktops there so it was hard leaving that place without mine. Why was i leaving you might ask? Well just wait. So we played for like 4 hours and now it was like midnight (we came there at 8 PM) and we wanted to eat something. I brang a bag of Chips, soda, candy and stuff like that. We left it upstairs when we came to the house so they asked me to get the bag. I was agreed and i went upstairs into the pitch black livingroom. I could not see anything so i went back down and asked for a flashlight. My friend lets call him "Steve" who also owned the house gave me a faint broken lightstick. I facepalmed took the lightstick and went upstairs. The red lightstick made the room even more creepier because it gave the room a faint red glow. I took a deep breath and started looking for the bag. Finally after five minutes (that felt like 5 hours) i found the bag. The bag had wierd scratch marks and the chip bag was open and its contents wore all over the bag. I did not worry about it (i should have) because "Steve" had two dogs. I went back downstairs and put the bag on the table. My other friend "John" asked why is the bag all ripped up and i answerd that i was hungry.
About two hours later i heard a loud screech from upstairs. I asked my friends did they hear something but they replied no. I said to myself that i probably have been wearing my headphones too long. I put something downloading and told my friends to wake me up when the download was finished. I dozed off.
I must have slept a good 3 hours because i looked at my pc clock and it said 5 AM. I turned around to see that all my 5 friends wore gone. I looked all around the room but i found nobody. Finally i yelled " ALRIGHT GUYS THIS AINT FUNNY! " Nobody replied. I grabbed the red lightstick and went upstairs just on the stairs the lightstick turned off. I was scared dead because i hate the dark especially if i know that my friends are hiding somewhere to scare me. I went back down and fortunately saw an other red lightstick. I cracked it and went upstairs.
The lightstick showed me the most horrible of creatures. Its eyes did not have pupils. Its skin pale white. Its body as thin as paper. And the claws. Those horrible claws that impaled my friends. I ran out of the house as fast as i could only to look back on the house being on fire. From the back door i saw it run out.
I guess it got away but it hasnt been after me for awhile. I named it The Rake.
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Happy Kitten

ENTRY #1
Yes! Fucking yes! I finally got a god damn Wii U! YESSSSSS! I can't wait to play all the exclusives, such as the up-coming Super Mario 3-D world, the downlabdle titles such as Cloud Berry Kingdom. Lemme hook it up.
Alright I'm on the first screen! Setting it up! Lots of fun here I come! Yeah, yeah secuirty bullshit. GET TO THE GODAMN TITLE SCREEN! 
Fina-fuckin'ly. I'm at the title screen. Now, lemme go get some games. Also, I'm going to Manhattan too, where alot of game-realted and accesroies for the Wii U can be find. (namely, Time Square's Toys R Us)
ENTRY #2
Hi diary! I just got this Wii U pro controller, a Wii U eshop 50 dollar code, (which I already used), and LOTS AND LOTS OF GAMES. One game I got from this trash can, with notes saying to destroy the game but I decided to assume it's just a glitch. (Police Note: Who ever wrote this must of been drunk when they wrote this.)
Anyway I played through many spot, Mario games. However, one of them is where... WEIRD shit started to happen. When I first got on the game, there was hyper-realistic skeletons everywhere. They kept popping out. There was blood, and gore. Then I saw a figure in the corner of my eye. It was..a kitten...smiling. It was idle..... I took a picture for you to see:
It lunged at me.. breaking everything I loved.. my Wii U.... my everything... my baby pictures my home.. it burned down my apartment..  Fuck it, I'll lunge in.. wish me luck.....
Ahh, finally on top of the building. Fuckers are running to me. Better write this quick. I didn't want to swallow a gun or shoot myself with a gun.. Jumping of a building is the best idea.
Goodbye, shitty world.
The diary entries then end there.
It is assumed the man, Jonthan D Troll committed suicide as he lost everything important to himself.
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Happy Monster Band: Your The Enemy

When I Was In A Japanese Trip My Mom Then Says We Are Going To A Japanese Shop Do You Want To Come With Me & I Say Yes And My Mom Was Driving Me ON On The Japanese Shop After We Go Into The Japanese Shop We Gave A Cart & When We We're Gaving Food & DVDs & VCDs & VHS Tapes When I Noticed A VHS It Was Title Happy Monster Band: Unknown Episode I Tell My Mom To See It I Can Buy It & My Mom Then Says Yes It Is 20.99$ We Then My Mom & Me Decided To Buy Them Cause We Gave Alot Of Money Then When We Go Home I Begin To Gave The VHS Tape That Was Entitled Happy Monster Band: Unknown That's Where Inserted The VHS Tape On My VCR Play Before It Started There Was A Warning Screen That Say This Episode Was Made By The Help Of Discovery Kids Even Thought That The Latin American Spanish Never Aired On Discovery Kids & Was So CREEPY That The Episode Was Rejected By The Animators As We'll As The Show Creator Due To It's Violent & & Graphic Realistic Imagery So Watch It At You're Own Risk After The Warning Screen Ended It Cuts To The Intro It Was Normal Until The Title Card Was Showed despite The Series Never Have Title Cards The Title Of The Episode Was You're The Enemy The Episode Begin With A Outside View Of The Room Seen In An Episode Of Happy Monster Band But Was Different Ink & Bluz & Frred & L.O. We're Dead & There We're Blood Everywhere In The Room After 59 Seconds It Cuts To India But Was Destroyed Someone Was Saying The Episode Your The Enemy You Are The Enemy Every Time Then It Cuts To Tokyo But THIS Time It Showed North & South Korean Attacking It The Monsters Seen In The Episode Where The 4 Monster Were In Tokyo Among With Different Monsters Seen In The Episodes We're Dead & We're Being Killed By 10 South Koreans After 1 Minutes It Cute To Black For 50 Seconds With People Screaming Then It Showed The Main Cast Dead In An Ocean Then The Episode Ended Then I Go To My Mom & Talk To Her About The Episodes My Mom The Un-inserted The VHS Tape & Go To Her Car & Go To The Japanese Shop Where I Buy It & The My Mom Sold It Caue Our 20.99 Money Back & Here Is A Note If You Find The Episode On A Japanese Shop Do Not Buy It
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