Beta/Season 4/Election Results

===Decrees===
*Targeted Shame passed with 72,209 votes and 32% of all decree votes.
**Targets appear.
**The Hades Tigers are Targeted.
**The Chicago Firefighters are Targeted.
**The New York Millennials are Targeted.
**The Breckenridge Jazz Hands are Targeted.
**Shame Deepens.
*Alternate Reality passed with 52,343 votes and 23% of all decree votes.
**The Alternates are called.
**They take their places.
**Reverberations build...
===Blessings===
List of Blessings Results:
*Solidarity blessed the Hades Tigers. 
**Improved the Hades Tigers' max vibes by 15%
**The Tigers had 6% of the vote. The Hellmouth Sunbeams had 21% of the vote. 33,173 votes were cast.
*The Best Offense blessed the Philly Pies. 
**The Philly Pies's best pitching hitter, Elvis Figueroa, and their worst pitcher, Forrest Bookbaby, swapped positions.
**The Pies had 59% of the vote and were the highest bidders. 39,227 votes were cast.
*Questioning Their Every Decision blessed the Canada Moist Talkers. 
**Impaired the minimum vibes of the Houston Spies by 7%
**Impaired the minimum vibes of the Miami Dale by 7%
**Impaired the minimum vibes of the Seattle Garages by 7%
**Impaired the minimum vibes of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands by 7%
**The Moist Talkers had 8% of the vote. The Baltimore Crabs had 14% of the vote. 3,660 votes were cast.
*The Best Defense blessed the Baltimore Crabs. 
**The Baltimore Crabs's best hitting pitcher, Oliver Notarobot, and their worst hitter, Joshua Watson, swapped positions.
**The Crabs had 62% of the vote and were the highest bidders. 44,247 votes were cast.
*Mutual Aid blessed the Baltimore Crabs. 
**The Baltimore Crabs's worst hitter, Finn James, and their worst pitcher, Tillman Henderson, swapped positions.
**The Crabs had 53% of the vote and were the highest bidders. 76,246 votes were cast.
*Grappling Hook blessed the Charleston Shoe Thieves. 
**Richardson Games gained the Grappling Hook. Their Baserunning and Defense increased by a big amount!
**The Shoe Thieves had 6% of the vote. The Baltimore Crabs had 46% of the vote. 73,833 votes were cast.
*Extra Elbows blessed the San Francisco Lovers. 
**Yosh Carpenter's pitching was increased by 20%
**Sandford Garner's pitching was increased by 20%
**Sandford Garner's pitching was increased by 20%
**The Lovers had 3% of the vote. The Breckenridge Jazz Hands had 18% of the vote. 137,568 votes were cast.
*Non-Dominant Arms blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints. 
**Improved the Kansas City Breath Mints' pitching by 13%
**The Breath Mints had 6% of the vote. The Seattle Garages had 21% of the vote. 14,447 votes were cast.
*Evil Wind Sprints blessed the Miami Dale. 
**Improved the Miami Dale's baserunning by 15%
**The Dale had 0% of the vote. The New York Millennials had 46% of the vote. 87,308 votes were cast.
*Getting in Their Heads (Literally) blessed the Boston Flowers. 
**Impaired the Charleston Shoe Thieves's maximum vibes by 7%
**Impaired the Hawai'i Fridays's maximum vibes by 7%
**Impaired the Yellowstone Magic's maximum vibes by 7%
**Impaired the New York Millennials's maximum vibes by 7%
**The Flowers had 17% of the vote and were the highest bidders. 4,965 votes were cast.
*Exploratory Surgeries blessed the Boston Flowers. 
**Randomized the stats for the Boston Flowers's worst pitcher, Chambers Simmons, from zero stars to 
**Randomized the stats for the Boston Flowers's worst pitcher, Chambers Simmons, from to 
**Randomized the stats for the Boston Flowers's worst pitcher, Dunn Keyes, from to 
**The Flowers had 5% of the vote. The Charleston Shoe Thieves had 29% of the vote. 114,557 votes were cast.
*Keeping It Wavy, presented by Friends at the Table blessed the Hawai'i Fridays. 
**Improved the Hawai'i Fridays' minimum vibes by 15%
**The Fridays had 20% of the vote and were the highest bidders. 59,501 votes were cast.
*The Rack blessed the Hawai'i Fridays. 
**Improved the Hawai'i Fridays' defense by 15%
**The Fridays had 2% of the vote. The Baltimore Crabs had 29% of the vote. 99,281 votes were cast.
*Mushroom blessed the Mexico City Wild Wings. 
**José Haley gained the Mushroom. Their Power and Max Vibes increased, but their Baserunning went down.
**The Wild Wings had 6% of the vote. The Canada Moist Talkers had 21% of the vote. 55,929 votes were cast.
*Precognition blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams. 
**Improved Nagomi Nava's hitting by 20%.
**Improved Emmett Internet's hitting by 20%.
**Improved Randall Marijuana's hitting by 20%.
**The Sunbeams had 10% of the vote. The Seattle Garages had 20% of the vote. 193,301 votes were cast.
*Summoning Circle blessed the Houston Spies. 
**Randomized the stats for the Houston Spies's worst hitter, Marco Escobar, from to 
**Randomized the stats for the Houston Spies's worst hitter, Marco Escobar, from to 
**Randomized the stats for the Houston Spies's worst hitter, Marco Escobar, from to 
**The Spies had 4% of the votes. The Unlimited Tacos had 29% of the vote. 70,754 votes were cast.
===Alternate Reality===
Alternate Reality randomized the stats of one pitcher and one batter on each team. 
Team 	Pitcher 	Batter
Baltimore Crabs 	Oliver Notarobot	Joshua Watson
Boston Flowers 	Dunn Keyes 	Inez Owens
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 	Campos Arias 	Kathy Mathews
Canada Moist Talkers 	Jenkins Good 	Jesús Koch
Charleston Shoe Thieves 	Snyder Briggs 	Stu Trololol
Chicago Firefighters 	Justice Spoon 	Edric Tosser
Dallas Steaks 	Leach Herman 	Sebastian Telephone
Hades Tigers 	Yazmin Mason 	Moody Cookbook
Hawai'i Fridays 	Stevenson Heat 	Terrell Bradley
Hellmouth Sunbeams 	Eugenia Bickle 	Igneus Delacruz
Houston Spies 	Math Velazquez 	Collins Melon
Kansas City Breath Mints	Oscar Vaughan 	Rodriguez Internet
Mexico City Wild Wings 	Burke Gonzales 	Ronan Combs
Miami Dale 	Rivers Clembons 	Jasmine Washington
New York Millennials 	Fynn Doyle 	Wesley Dudley
Philly Pies 	Betsy Trombone 	Kennedy Cena
San Francisco Lovers 	Parker Meng 	Kichiro Guerra
Seattle Garages 	Ron Monstera 	Malik Destiny
Unlimited Tacos 	Sexton Wheerer 	Vito Kravitz
Yellowstone Magic 	Yeong-Ho Garcia 	Alyssa Harrell