SpongeBob Squarepants - Season 0

Hello fellow readers, I am Stanley Holland, I am here to tell you a traumatic experience that I will never forget that happened 19 years ago.
I was a 6 year old kid with his mom and 4 brothers, 3 of them & me loved SpongeBob, so we asked mom: "can we please get a spongebob vhs?" Mom said: "yes darlings" we were ecstatic, we were jumping from wall to wall, a week passed, and our neighbour 7 doors down from us was doing a garage sale, we walked there, and everything was cheap, there was lots of vhs's, but, unfortunately, we found a vhs tape called: SpongeBob Squarepants - Season 0, it only costed us 99 cents, we went up to the man and said: "could we please buy this vhs?" The man's face went pale, he said: "take it, it's yours for free" we were absolutely happy, we got a happy meal then we came home, our 3 older sisters were at home being babysat by grandma and our other 4 older sisters, we sat down on the couch, we shoved the vhs tape into the vhs player, it started out distorted, the music sounded slower, I was a bit suspicious of it, but I shrugged it off, the first episode was called: First Day, I could hear muffled crying, but I shrugged it off again, it started of with spongebob waking up, making breakfast, it sounded and looked normal, when spongebob sat down, he saw an advertisement that said: "ahoy ye maties, I am mr. Krabs, I am looking for a new fry cooker-er" spongebob leapt out of his seat, he said, "hey Gary, I know what I'm gonna do today" Gary looked pale, his eyes were closed, his shell had a crack in it, spongebob said: "ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE!" He kicked Gary, Gary was already dead, my step dad came home from work, he vomited as soon as he saw the tv, my mom tried to turn it off, but it wasn't working, anyways, Patrick knocked on spongebobs door, he said: "hey spongebob, wanna go jellyfishing" spongebob said: "no thanks, I'm off to work" Patrick kept on trying to make him stay until spongebob punched and kicked Patrick until he bled, Patrick was crying and screaming for help, then spongebob burned Patrick and spat on the ashes of Patrick, he buried Patrick's ashes under squidwards house, then squidward looked out his window and said: "Spongebob, GET THE FLYING FUCK OUT OF HERE!", then spongebob said: "if you fucking interfere with my business again, I'll shove that clarinet up your ass" squidward ignored him, spongebob pulled out a machine gun and shot squidward until all of his body bled, then he climbed up his window then he pulled out his knife and put squidward's head on it and he ate it, then he wore his organs like a scarf, he walked to work, mr krabs said: "ahoy me ma- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!" Spongebob got his knife and stabbed mr. Krabs eye then he ate it, he stole all of his money to buy more body parts, he liked eating them, he liked using them as "extra limbs", then the episode ended, my brothers were crying so bad that their skin got sore, I kicked the vhs player until it ejected it self, I gave it to my mom, and she called the police and Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon said: "we didn't make this at all", the police checked the tape, they said: "there's 9 other episodes" my mom fainted, we decided to sue Nickelodeon, the lawsuit is still going on today, edit: we have checked the 9 other episodes this year, and my mom later died of a heart attack, we got 1.5 million dollars from the lawsuit, but that isn't gonna heal the passing of my mom, edit 2: I have been in therapy for almost all of my life now, it has ruined me and made me paranoid.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure