Rivalries

"Rivalries" is the 39th episode of Wiksteria Lane.
==Summary==
Renaboss must figure out how to go on following his heart-wrenching break-up with Lady Junky, and the first order of business is getting back at Lynettefan, who, in the meantime, has his stumps full with his #1 fan. Meanwhile, Rappy delights in knowing that his plans for a war are coming to life. Distraught over the forthcoming war, Gleek turns to a familiar someone for help, and Belle must keep her hostage a secret from the man they both have feelings for.
==Plot==
Flashback - Lynette is reading "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" out of a fairytale book to his five-year-old daughter, MissMayfair, who is sitting on his lap. They are both out on the porch of their old home, under the starry night sky. "'And then Snow White fell into a profound state of sleep... her body laid there in the glass coffin the dwarfs fashioned for her, inanimate' - that means, lifeless - 'until a valiant and handsome prince showed up and gave her a kiss, true love's kiss, which woke her up from her curse. Everyone rejoiced and the wedding followed soon after...'" Lynette stops himself at the sight of a red-hooded figure in the drawings on the book. "...And then apparently Little Red Riding Hood went to the wedding? What? Little Red, you're in the wrong story!" Missy chuckles. "Go home, Little Red, you're drunk!" he says, and the little girl starts laughing out loud. "Well, I guess she's a party-crasher. The nerve on some people." "Can you tell her story now, daddy?" Lynette looks at the index to find where Little Red's story starts, as he says, "Of course, honey." He then finds the right page and starts reading the new story to her. The girl listens with attention and a gleam in her eyes.
In the present, Lynette is seen lying on his bed. He has the fairytale book on his lap, but he can't turn the pages. He starts to tear up. Sunshine Princess, dressed in the nurse's uniform, comes into the navbar and sees him in his depressed state. She asks what is wrong, and he uses his nubs to try and wipe his tears. He tries to brush it off, but she asks him about the book. Lynette painfully explains to her that it was his daughter's favorite book. Sunshine is intrigued and asks about her, to which Lynette only responds that she died, recently. Sunshine, with a look of sorrow in her face, expresses her condolences to him. Lynette thanks her. She then tells him she has brought him lunch again, her tone suddenly changing to a more gleeful one. Lynette tries to forget about his painful memories.
Rena and Jdg are seen having cereal for breakfast. Jdg pours some into his bowl of milk, but there isn't much left. He states that Rena should go and get some from the Gallery when he can. Rena doesn't respond. "You know," Jdg says, "If Lady were here, she'd be making us French toast. I liked her French toast." "She's not here," Rena says. "I know," Jdg continues, "She's still recovering, at the hospital. Maybe when she gets back..." Rena interrupts him by banging his fist on the table, making the bowls spill milk. Jdg jumps a little in his chair. "Damn it, Jdg!" he says, angrily, "We've had this conversation. She is not coming back. Move the fuck on from this topic!" He continues to have his cereal, and Jdg asks him why is so upset with her, to which the young Chat Mod responds, "I am upset because she kept a huge secret from me. She was going to have a kid, someone else's kid, and was going to have me think it was mine." "Well, you don't know that... I mean, she hadn't told anyone yet, maybe she would have come clean." "Then what took her so fucking long?!" Rena is almost about to cry, but he doesn't, holding the tears back. Jdg says, "Rena... she was raped. It's a traumatizing experience, you know? And knowing that she'd gotten pregnant from it, it must have taken its toll. Also, she just lost her little sister... She had too much on her plate, maybe the time to tell you just hadn't come yet." Rena is starting to get unnerved. But Jdg continues: "Look, shit has been happening. A lot. To all of us. And of course it was going to affect her too. Did you ever ask her how she was doing? I think you forget that we're all at some sort of fault in this... sick game thing we have going on with Lynette and what-not. But she... she's innocent, no? She's a good person caught up in all this shit who just happens to have the shittiest luck. Did you ever ask her how she was doing?" Rena gives him a silent look that screams "shut up". Jdg lowers his head, and says, meekly, "I'm just gonna miss her, is all..." He starts to tear up... Rena notices this, grabs his chin, and gives him a slap on the face. Jdg is shocked. Rena continues eating his cereal. And the boy does the same with his, as his cheek gets red.
Lady Junky is seen lying on her hospital bed, and Villain fan walks in, bringing with him a pile of magazines. "I didn't know which one you liked best, so I brought all the ones they had," he tells her. Lady smiles, happy to see him, and he kisses her on the forehead and asks how she is doing. She says the doctors are adamant that she is recovering very well and should be out soon. "Good..." he says, "And then you can move right back in with me. Your navbar is exactly how you left it when you moved in with Lynette. Since no one lived there while I was away... You don't have to worry about a thing." She starts to tear up. Villain tries to calm her down, saying, "Oh, honey, sweetie... it's okay... he'll come around, you're gonna see. Don't worry about it, he's just upset." "No, papa..." she says, "I broke him..." He suggests that they talk about something else, like what she is going to do once she gets out. "I don't know, I... I know I want any drama. That's what I know." "No drama, sweetie," he says, with a subtle smile, "I keep telling you, you always say 'any' when you shouldn't." She smiles, and then tells him, "Well, when I go then, I want to learn English good." Villain chuckles, and tells her he'll help her with that.
Dr. Sonya opens the front door of his new template, 4350, to find Gleekobsessed standing there, looking sort of glum. Sonya stutters a little in the presence of his former lover as he asks what he can do for him. Gleek starts to explain that something horrible is going to befall wikia, and it's taking its toll on him, so he would really love to have someone to talk to. "Unfortunately... I don't know, I... I'm just lonely, I guess," he says, "Can I come in? Can we chat?" Sonya smiles politely and lets him in.
DisneyMeerkats knocks on the front door of 4362 Wiksteria Lane, and Primadonna Girl opens the door to her. "Hi..." Disney says, with a confused look on her face, "So, um, we received some of your mail by mistake, and then I went over to your home," she points at 4355, "and no one was there and that loud black woman said you were living here now. What happened?" "Oh, that," Prima says, as she takes the mail from Disney's hand, "I wanted to change the color of the template to pink but the President of the Homeowners' Association said I couldn't cos of some legal crap or whatever, so I called her fat and moved here to the one pink home on the portal." "Well, is the other template still yours?" Disney asks, confused; "Yu-hum," Prima says, nonchalantly. "You can afford two templates?" "Well, not really, my ex-husband and his big spousal support check can," the blonde says, "But he needn't know, 'kay? Well, thanks for the mail, ta-ta." "Well..." Disney starts to say, "Look, um... It's my day off and I'm so bored just being at home with my mom, you wanna maybe hang out?" Prima scans her from head to toe and says, "Sure, why not? You're pretty. I make an effort not to befriend any ugly people because I worry their ugly might rub off on me. But you're not that pretty which is awesome because then I look prettier by comparison. Yeah, you fill the quota perfectly. Come on in." Prima opens her door wider, and Disney starts to regret her propositon as she comes inside.
Villain fan makes his way to Belle's template, and knocks on her door. He looks excited.
Flashback - More than 20 years ago, Villain and Belle are seen, as a young and hopeful couple in love, in a local pharmacy in the small town where they live, in Mount Pleasant. Belle picks up some drops for their son, Disney, who is coming down with a cold. In one of the aisles, they run into DocMD, who is happy to see them. "Oh, hi! Fancy seeing you here," she says, and she and Belle greet each other with two kisses. She then turns to Villain and says, "Hi, Villain, long time no see, how are you?" He says he's good, and hopes she is as well. Belle hands Villain the medicine and asks that he go and pay for it while she and Doc catch up. Villain obliges, heading towards the counter. Working the counter we see the pharmacist, JMsapphireZ. He and Villain share an awkward look, as the latter puts the medicine over the counter. As the women gossip in the back, Sapphire tells Villain, "When are we gonna talk about...?" Villain gives him a dirty look and interrupts him, saying, "Look, I told you before, and I'll say it again, so get it through your thick skull: it didn't mean anything. It was just sex." Villain pays for the medicine and turns his back at him, leaving Sapphire looking sad. He rejoins the ladies, and Belle says they should get back and administer the medicine to Disney. "Oh, he's sick? Poor thing," Doc says. "Just a cold," Belle explains, "Hey, Doc, you and your husband should come over to dinner sometime." "We'd love to," Doc says, "And poor Disney, colds are so harsh on three-year-olds. I know when my little Lynette had one, I was in way over my head." Belle chuckles and jokes that that's not encouraging, and Doc chuckles as well and apologizes. Then, her husband shows up, asking what is taking her so long. Villain is infuriated by his lack of courtesy. Doc turns to him, and says, "Julietfan2626!! You embarrass me in front of our friends, at least have the courtesy of greeting them." Juliet does just this, with feigned education, and then Belle says they really have to go. She and Villain leave the pharmacy just as Doc goes to pay for whatever she was getting. Outside, Belle tells her lover, "You know, Doc is so lovely, but I just can't stand that husband of hers." "You and me both," Villain says, looking annoyed.
In the present, Belle opens the door to Villain and looks happy to see him. He says, "Um, so, I made a reservation for two at Chez Wikia. It's uh, it's over on the Glee Wiki, and..." She interrupts him saying, "What should I wear?" with a smile. He smiles back and says, "As I remember you look beautiful in pink." They kiss.
After their brief encounter, Belle closes the front door and heads towards her broom closet. She opens it and notices that Merrystar is starting to regain consciousness. "Oh wow," Belle says, "I guess I arrived just in the nick of time." Merry, still a bit dazed, asks her captor why she's doing this. Belle kneels down and says, "I'm sorry, but... I have spent twenty years of my life alone, missing that man. Twenty long years... I'm not going to risk the chance of losing him to anyone. No one at all." Merry asks if she's going to kill her... Belle shrugs her shoulders and says, "I guess... haven't really thought things through. In the meantime..." She stabs Merry in the arm with yet another syringe. And the blonde drifts off to sleep again.
Matthewvp09 opens the door to his bathroom and is disgusted by the sight: the floor is full of mud, footmarks, the toilet seat has pee all over it and there's hairs in the sink's drain. He calls out for Nosh, angrily, and the young simpleton shows up and asks what is wrong. "What's wrong?!" Matt lashes out, "Have you seen the fucking burnbook?! Pigs would be disgusted by it, Nosh, fucking pigs! Are we less than pigs?!" Nosh cowers a bit, apologizing, and reminding him, "Mirlo used to clean the template, h-he was good at it, but, but..." Matt is almost fuming, but then calms himself down. "I'm sorry," he says to Nosh, "I... I'm pissed! Okay? I'm just pissed. Fucking asshole, getting up and leaving us in the lurch..." Nosh, looking glum, tries to change the subject, saying that he's been getting better at cooking. "Good," Matt says, coldly, "Cos that crap you've been shoving down my throat nearly got me killed." "Mirlo did everything... around the template... I guess I never really noticed," Nosh tells him. Matt then says, "Yeah, well... he's not doing shit for us anymore. Fucker." He moves towards the kitchen and opens the fridge to get himself a beer. He opens it with his teeth and Nosh asks him to sit down and take a bit out of his stew, but Matt says he's gotta go. "Boss is going to meet with Staff. He needs someone to drive him. Cos, yeah, dude's got no hands." "Matt..." "What?" Looking rather hopeful, but also slightly afraid to bring up this subject, Nosh says, "Do we... do we really need to keep working for that guy? For Lynette? Or Villain, for that matter? I mean... Missy's dead." Matt barely reacts. "So?" he asks. "Well," Nosh continues, "Don't you feel bad?... I, we put that girl under lockdown. We handed her to Villain. I took care of her for three whole years, I fed her, I brought her toys and books to try and get her mind out of it. I taught her how to sew! I had to comfort her, and, and tell her that she could never get out unless her grandfather said so. It was hard... and now she's dead..." "So?" Matt asks again. Nosh is taken aback by his coldness. "I... I don't know, I... Don't you just... Don't you ever wanna just, go away? Escape from all of this crap, just... Forget the thug life. Lynette wants us to find Regemma, the girl our friend Mirlo left for." "He abandoned us!" Matt blurts out, "He betrayed us!" "He got away!" Nosh says, "He chose something better. I want that too. We could have that. What do you think is gonna happen when Lynette finds out we handed his daughter over to her killer? He's gonna have us killed too." Matt grins, and says, "And how's he gonna do that? He's got no hands! We do the killings for him." Nosh says, "We're not the only people working for him..." Matt tells him, "Look, I don't have time for this. Boss is waiting. Make yourself useful and clean the burnbook." This said, Matt picks up his car keys, puts the empty beer bottle down and leaves. Nosh looks saddened.
Rappy 4187 takes Lynette into yet another secret room over at the Community Central. "Exactly what is it that you wanna show me?" the President of Wiksteria Lane and of the Lostpedia asks the Head of Staff. Rappy tells him to keep quiet and wait, and they finally make it to the room, in which Lynette can see several monitors, in a monitoring station. In one of the screens he can see his manor back at the Lostpedia. "What the fuck is this?..." he asks, to which Rappy responds, "Why, my monitoring station, of course. In it you can see every single corner of the world of wikia. Everything. Inside and out." "You're watching us?..." "Well, not all the time, I'm not some creep," Rappy says, "It's for surveillance measures. You know those little red dots that can be found scattered all over wikia, in every template and out on every portal?" "No..." Lynette says. "Of course you don't," Rappy tells him, with a grin, "Because they're microscopic. But rest assured, in them are some of the greatest technologies known to men. And thanks to them, we, Staff, can spy on all the poor little schmucks of Wikia." Lynette admires the dozens of screens before him, that have their images stationed on several hotspots of wikia: the Moderation Stations, Wiki Burger, Chez Wikia, the Presidential manors... Lynette asks why Rappy wanted him to see it, and his Highness answers: "You wish to start a war, don't you? Well... certain acts are necessary for that to happen. Someone always needs to deliver the first blow. And the fact of the matter is, well, along with all of the cameras spread across wikia... we also have bombs. In each of them." Lynette's eyes widen. "What?..." he asks. "Yes," Rappy tells him, "With a simple click of a button here in this station, you can blow a template to smithereens. And all of those therein." Lynette sits down at the chair before him. He notices the buttons under each of the monitors. Rappy explains that when a screen is set to a certain place, all it takes is pushing the little red button under it to make it "disappear". Lynette feels strangely compelled to try it out. "I've never done anything of the sort," Rappy says, "But I always knew one day the need for it would come..." "Can... can I?..." Lynette wonders, like a child in a candy store. Rappy smiles and says, "Of course you can. Take your pick." Lynette says that he'd like to see Gleek's manor... Rappy writes the data into the computer attached to the station and an exterior shot of Gleek's manor shows up in the screen right before Lynette's station. He looks at it, bug-eyed, and says, "You mean I... I can just blow his home, right here and now? I can just kill him like that?" "You could," Rappy says, "If you wanted to." Without second thought, Lynette pushes the red button. The image disappears immediately. The screen goes black. "What happened?" he asks. "What happened, my friend, is you just blew up Gleek's house." "Oh my God..." Lynette smiles, "I killed him... I killed that smug son of a bitch." "You would have," Rappy states, "Had he been home." "What?" Lynette's smile disappears. "Yeah... I came by earlier, I saw him over at Wiksteria Lane. Where you used to live. You probably just nuked a maid or a butler or something." Lynette asks to be shown Gleek, and Rappy enters new data into the computer, and before the President appears an internal shot of the inside of 4350 Wiksteria Lane. Gleek and Sonya are seen sitting in the PM room. "What the hell?" Lynette asks, "What is he doing out of jail?" Rappy asks if he wants to blow them up too, but Lynette says, "No... no, no, leave it, I... I rushed things. I wanna start a war with Gleek. Not as much fun to start a war unopposed." Rappy agrees, and says that blowing up his home was a great first move anyway. He puts one hand over Lynette's shoulder and tells him, "You're gonna make a great warlord, you know?" Lynette smiles with wickedness. He then asks to be shown Rena's template... Rappy obliges, and Lynette smiles at the sight of the young Chat Mod and Jdg at home. Rappy asks what he wants to do about them. Lynette says, "Nothing. Leave them be, I have other plans already for them." Rappy comments that he's a busy man... Lynette then asks to see Villain, and when he does, he says, to the man on the monitor, but mostly to himself, "I could end you... right here, right now... get it over with... and you would never know. But no, you son of a bitch... When it happens, and it will happen, I will make it hurt... as much as I can..." Rappy smiles with delight at the sight of the mad man before him, making threats at Villain on the screen. Lynette wonders further why Rappy would show him this, since surely now he knows Rappy could also end his life at anytime. "I guess this means I just trust you, buddy," Rappy says, "And now more than ever I trust that you will not fail me. Too much at stake." Lynette then asks if he can really can see every template, and Rappy, to exemplify that he can, starts moving the footage around every template of Wiksteria Lane, and we see the homes of Primadonna, Devious Peep, Matt and Nosh... and then suddenly the screen goes black on a certain property. Lynette asks why, and Rappy says, "Odd... we can't see 4353. Why?" Lynette asks if it's been blown up somehow, and Rappy answers negatively, saying the camera just can't be found by the system...
Unaware that his template back on the Glee Wiki has just been blown off the map, Gleek sits on the couch of Sonya's new place and has just told him everything about the war that might be coming. "I really don't wanna be a part of it, Sonya... I've even been considering resigning as bureau, giving up the wiki, because... If Lynette starts a war, against my wiki, then I'm gonna have to send soldiers out to their imminent deaths, all in the name of my land, and... I don't think I can live with that. I never thought the day would come when something like this happened. I don't know what to do." Sonya takes his hands and says, "You have to keep going. You're a President, you represent your people, and they depend on you, and look up to you, and expect you to keep them safe. If a war is headed their way, you have to fight to keep it at arm's length. But I'm sure it'll never come to that." Some silence ensues. And Gleek just smiles at how his partner holds his hands. Sonya notices this and lets go, suddenly embarrassed, having held on to them longer than he'd realized. Gleek comments that he didn't have to let go. Sonya starts to stutter a little as he tries to respond, and Gleek says that he always enjoyed his stutter. "I think it's cute..." Sonya smiles, and thanks him. Then Gleek moves in to kiss him. Their lips meet, and both get butterflies in their stomachs. Then Gleek reaches for the buttons on Sonya's shirt.
"And all the while, while I was bored off my ass not being touched by my husband, he was screwing some faggoty man doctor behind my back! And not even an attractive one, like, I mean, if he was hot, sure, I'd get it, I'd totally go gay for some hot chick like, like Lady Junky, I don't know, but that lover of his, ew, such a queer face!" Prima rants to her company, Disney, as they both have coffee in the former's kitchen. "I was a trophy wife," Prima continues, "That's all I was, an ornament, someone to just stand there and look pretty and smile at the cameras. And I think that's all the world will ever expect of me: to just shut up and look pretty. And there is so much more to me than being beautiful, I swear there is! I'm, like, super smart! I bought a puzzle and it said on the box, 'Years 2-4', but I finished it in, like, five days!" Disney just sits there and waits for her to finish. "You know what the sad truth is, though? For a long time, back when we were younger, I actually thought Gleek was the love of my life. I couldn't wait to be married to him. And to have his children." Disney finally jumps in, saying, "Oh. You didn't seem to me like the kind of person who liked children." "Oh God no, I hate other people's kids," Prima says, "I think they should lower the minimum age of legal execution to at least three years. Put all those little runts throwing spaghetti around at Chez Wikia in the electric chair, please! But, oh, I wish I could have had a little girl, so I could dress her up in pink, give her diamonds, get her to listen to the whole Britney Spears catalogue... or have a little gay boy, and dress him up in pink, and give him diamonds, and get him to listen to the whole Britney Spears catalogue..." Disney chuckles. "This is fun," she then says, "Girls hanging out." "You like girl talk, huh?" Prima tells her, "Is that why you cut your penis off and turned it into a hoo-ha, or however it is those things are done?" Disney's face freezes, and Prima says, "Yes, I know. Everyone knows. It's like, a thing." "Well... okay. Yes, I was a man. Now I am a woman. Can we... talk about something else?" "But I wanna know more!" Prima says, excitedly, "Please please please!!" Disney, annoyed, asks her what she wants to know, to which Prima asks, "Have you ever had sex with a woman? As a man? No, of course not, you were probably gay, right? Did you not like being a gay man? Were you disgusted by your penis? Oh my God do you still have a penis?!" Disney tries her best to answer: "Um, okay, um, I have had sex with many women, yes. I was not a gay man. My penis was fine, but it's gone." Prima becomes curious. "So... were you a straight guy?" Disney doesn't quite know how to respond. "Yeah..." she says, "No? Um... I don't know. I don't like labels!!" she ends up saying, awkwardly, "Labels are bad and prejudicial." "Mmmkay," Prima says, further confused, "So... um... what's it like having sex with a woman, then?" Disney smiles subtly and says, "Well... I could show you."
Lynette comes back to his template, following his revealing meeting with Rappy, and Matt opens the front door for him, and says that if he needs anything else, all he has to do is call. Lynette thanks him and walks into his PM room, to find Renaboss waiting for him. Lynette is surprised, and says, "I didn't expect company." Rena gets up, looking serious, and answers, "You threw Lady down the stairs. How could you not expect us to have a meeting?" Lynette smiles, wickedly, and asks if Rena is there to kill him now, since he couldn't before. "Nah..." Rena says, "I don't do that." He starts walking towards Lynette, his face never changing, and asks if he knew she was pregnant. Lynette answers positively, affirming that he wouldn't have pushed her down the stairs if he didn't know. Rena stops to take in his response. "You are... God, you're... words can't describe how sick you are." Lynette grins again. He opens up his arms, and tells the young Chat Mod, "Let's just get this over with..." Rena walks up to him and punches him square in the jaw. Lynette falls to the floor and brings his stump over to his mouth, and Rena starts kicking him repeatedly in the back. And then in the stomach. In the legs, and arms, and once in the face. Kicking, kicking, kicking. Lynette just twitches and takes it, groaning with pain all along. Once he's done, Rena starts to move away from him, saying, "This was fun. We should do it again sometime." Lynette tries his hardest to sit up, and says, faintly, "Not as fun as when I raped her." Rena stops. He shuts his eyes, takes a deep breath, closes his wrists, and walks away. Lynette just grins as he watches him go, but deep down he feels severely irritated.
"Is it hurting?" Sonya asks. It could come as a surprise to some how the man with the baby face, the juvenile look, was the top. But he was. Gleek, buck naked, lies down on the bed, in his partner's navbar, and tells him, with assurance, "No, it's fine. It's... don't worry, I like it." They smile at each other, and kiss again. Then Sonya starts thrusting. As his penis goes back and forth, relatively slowly at first, inside Gleek's rectum, they both start moaning with pleasure, only slightly. "Oh... harder... faster..." Sonya obliges. They are having unprotected sex, for they trust each other. Sonya takes his instrument off, and spits on the anus yet again for lubrication. He rubs the area with his fingers, and then inserts one of them. Then two. Gleek asks him to stop, because his fingernails are scratching the inside. Sonya acquiesces, and then he puts his untrimmed penis back in. The most amazing feeling starts to form in Sonya's glans. Gleek reaches towards his private area with his right hand and begins to stroke himself, but Sonya stops him, opting to assist with that. He starts to masturbate his lover as he continues thrusting inside of him deeper and faster, and Gleek begins to feel an immense satisfaction as both his penis and his prostate are stimulated at once. "Oh my..."
"...God!!" Prima says, as DisneyMeerkats goes down on her. With her tongue stimulating the young diva's privates, Prima, fully naked and lying down on her own bed, starts to get her body to arch with pleasure. She rubs her full, luscious breasts, and Disney comes up and puts her lips around each nipple, licking them, kissing them, even nibbling on them, ever so softly. All the while fingering her "hoo-ha". Prima tells her that feels amazing, and Disney heads back down again and resumes licking her labia. "I'm so happy you're totally shaved," she tells her, and Prima says she loves the fresh feeling she gets after her Brazillian waxes. Disney inserts a finger in her vagina, and starts to rub. Her clitoral glans gets harder and slightly bigger, and Disney licks it vigorously. Then she sticks two fingers inside the vagina and tries desperately to reach for the ever-elusive G spot. "Oh my God!!" Prima roars, "You're so good!! Oh God, Gleek once tried to stick it in my urethra! He probably could fit there too..." Disney laughs, and so does Prima, and then Disney starts to lick Prima's flat, toned stomach, from her private area up to her chest. Her pink nipples are hardened and inviting. Disney kisses her lips, and Prima is caught by surprise. Their eyes then meet. "You're pretty..." Prima says, "You make a pretty girl..." Disney smiles. And brings her head down again. And it isn't over until Prima squirts in the other girl's mouth.
Gleek and Sonya kiss, passionately, pearls melting on Gleek's stomach, coming from both of them. Once they finish making out, Gleek tells his lover, "I want you to fist me..." Sonya smiles.
Prima and Disney are seen engaging in the activity of scissoring. Their legs spread open, their vaginas rubbing against each other, with their hands aiding in the giving of pleasure, they scrub their genitals together vigorously as their bodies tremble with pleasure, their breasts bouncing up and down. Eventually they finish together, and each of them falls backwards. "Best... sex... ever!" Prima says. Disney smiles triumphantly.
Lynette wakes up from his nap suddenly, being caught off-guard by the eerie presence of Sunshine Princess in his navbar, still dressed in a nurse's outfit. "How are you?" she asks, with a doting smile, and Lynette asks how long he has been sleeping. "I think that idiot nurse you have working for you gave you one too many pills after the beating you received," she says, "You know, you really should consider letting her go. I'd be more than happy to help you full time." Lynette, bemused, tells her that's fine, but he'll pass. Sunshine responds that she'll just wait for him to come around. She gives him a glass of milk, and holds it for him. He drinks, and thanks her. She puts the glass down on the bedside table, and starts to tell him, "You know, I've been thinking about that conversation we had, about your daughter." "Oh?" "Yes, I could... I could see how devastated you were, that she was no longer with you. And I realized what you needed. To be happy, to move on." Lynette begins to feel strange. "And what is that?" he asks. "You need another child," she tells him. Lynette gives her a weird look. Then he starts to feel sleepy again. But only to the waist, as an erection begins to form in his boxer shorts. "W-what... what is happening?" he says. "I knew you'd object to the possibility of us conceiving a child if I proposed it," Sunshine tells him, as she sits on the bed, "So I had no choice, but to give you no choice. I'm going to give you a second child, Lynette. A second chance at being a father. And you, and I, and that baby... we are going to be such a happy family." Lynette gets more and more woozy, and just looks at her, almost about to pass out, but then does his best to keep his eyes open and says, "You know what? I am far... far too busy for this shit. I am sick of crazy people in my life. PLL!!!" The maid shows up at the navbar, and Sunshine leaps from the bed. "¿Qué? What you want now?" Pll asks. Lynette tells her, "Get rid of this woman, she is trying to rape me!" Pll quickly grabs a vase nearby and says, "Oh no you don't perra!" Sunshine squeals as Pll tries to make her way to her, and finally throws the vase at her, missing her head and getting it to shatter on the wall. Sunshine makes it out of the navbar, as Lynette falls asleep, but as she rushes down the stairs Pll manages to hit her over the head with a book. Applegirl watches with confusion as the woman in her back-up nurse's outfit leaves the manor. Out on the portal, the haggard-looking Sunshine, crooked glasses on her face, stops and stares back at the second story of the template and shouts, "This isn't over, Lynette!! I will have your baby!! If it is the last thing I do!!" She then starts to rush back to her home, next door, but is suddenly run over by a car that's driving on the sidewalk, over the speed limit. The car halts after hitting her, and Sunshine's body breaks its front window. She then rolls from the hood down to the sidewalk. "Aw hell to tha no!!" The car's driver, Devious Peep, steps out from the driver's seat and starts shouting, "Bitch you gone done busted my damn car window!!" She goes around the car and tells the limp body on the floor, "You payin' fo dis shit ya hear me fool?!" Not getting any response from the motionless woman on the ground, Peep starts to look confused. "Bitch?..."
Hours later, once Lynettefan has finally awoken from his second pill-induced state of sleep, he meets his actual personal nurse, Applegirl, keeping watch over him in his navbar. She notices he's awake and asks if he's alright. He responds affirmatively, and she apologizes for Sunshine's behavior, feeling partially responsible herself. Lynette tells her it's not her fault. "No, I allowed that woman to parade around you and look after you even though that's my job and even though I was pretty sure she had stolen my uniform." "Yes," Lynette tells her, "You did, didn't you?" She apologizes again, and tells him he needs to continue resting due to his newly-acquired wounds. Lynette tries to sit up better but all of him is sore. "Ouch," Apple says, "You poor thing. People really don't like you much, do they?" "No..." Lynette tells her, "People don't. They always feel like they have to 'teach me a lesson'. They don't realize it only makes me want to teach them one in return." Apple doesn't quite know how to respond, so all she says is, "Well... is there anything you'd like me to do for you?" Lynette looks at her for a few seconds, a thought occurring to him, and he finally tells her, "Yes... there is something you could do for me."
Renaboss is at his Moderation Station, pretending to work whilst playing Draw My Thing on his computer, waiting for a potential call, when one does happen, but reaching him through his personal cell phone. He takes it from his pocket and answers the unknown caller. "Yes?" On the other side, a faint female voice is heard, "H-hello?..." "Who is this?" Rena asks. "M-my name is Apple, Applegirl..." the voice says. The woman sounds distressed. Rena seems to recognize the name somehow, but can't quite place it, and asks who she is. "I-I am... I..." "Tell him," Lynette is heard telling her through the cell phone. Rena's eyes widen and he starts to worry. "I am... I am Lynettefan's p-personal nurse." Rena remembers now, and asks, "Sweetie, why are you calling me? What's wrong, what is he doing to you?" On the other side of the call, Applegirl is seen on her knees on the floor of some warehouse, her cell phone up to her face. Lynettefan stands before her, an impatient look on his face. And behind Apple stands Matthewvp09, holding a gun at the back of her head. "Tell him!" Lynette says, forcefully. Apple cries, as she tells the young Chat Mod, "I-I... I'm going to die..." Rena starts to stress on the other side. "Tell him!!" Lynette demands. And Applegirl finishes her line: "...And it's your fault..." Rena starts to tear up. Back in the warehouse, Lynette says, "Atta girl..." and gives Matthew a nod. Rena hears the gunshot through the cell phone and jumps. Then the sound of the body dropping to the ground. He starts to pant slightly. Then, "Hello?" Rena gulps, as he hears Lynette's voice. "What have you done, you son of a bitch?..." Matthew holds the phone up to Lynette's face, as the President tells Rena, "Well, you aggravated me... we all know that when I get mad, I kill people. It's been, what, five days since it last happened? Well I guess now it's been five seconds..." "You bastard!" Rena blurts out, now visibly (and audibly) in tears. "Oh, don't cry a river for her," Lynette tells him, coldly, grinning, "She was a nobody. Completely expendable. Poor young thing, came into wikia all by herself, hoping to help people here. No family to weep for her. I'm sure you'll soon forget about her as I will." Rena sits down at his desk, bringing his head to his forehead. He asks why Lynette had to do this... "To finally get you to understand! You can't just up and do whatever you want without facing the consequences. You have some warped view about how the world works. You probably think coming to my house and kicking the crap out of me was justice. Well, this is my world! In my world, I dictate what is justice and what isn't. And your sense of justice, my friend, comes with a price. And really, Renaboss... how many more lives have to be lost just because I'm not satisfied? At some point, you and your people become as accountable for that as I am!" Rena doesn't know what to say. "Anyway," Lynette finishes up, "This was fun... We should do it again sometime." He nods at Matthew and the thug hangs up. Lynette feels accomplished. He then turns to face the cadaver on the ground and tells his living employee, "Please clean that up, would you?"
Gleekobsessed stands before the property in which his presidential manor used to stand, and weeps.
That same night, Gleekobsessed is hosting a new public event, before hundreds of people, and he explains to them the gravity of what happened, and that a war is coming... and they all need to prepare themselves for the fight.
Matt and Nosh's template is darkened on the inside. The former thug is fast asleep on the couch, in the PM room. The TV is on, as he fell asleep watching it. An empty beer bottle on the floor under his limp hand. Nosh, who had been in the kitchen baking them a cake, comes out to announce that it's done, but notices his partner sleeping. He smiles at the sight, and picks up the bottle and lowers the volume of the TV. Then he goes into the hallway closet and takes out a blanket, which he puts over the sleeping man, gently so as to not wake him up. Then he takes his time looking at Matthew, with some sadness and longing in his eyes. And he goes back into the kitchen to entertain himself with other matters.
Flashback - DocMD is making dinner for her family, and is interrupted by a knock on her door. She goes to answer it, and sees it's Villain, who has come by in order to give her back a book that she had lent Belle the week before. He explains that she would have returned it herself, but she has her hands full with little Disney and his cold. "Oh, please, it's no bother, there really was no need to bring it back now. It's not like I haven't read it," she says, smiling courteously. Villain does the same. She then asks about Disney, making casual conversation, and Villain says he should get better in no time. "Would you like to come in? I'm in the middle of making dinner, maybe I can treat you to a snack, or a beer...?" Villain tells her there's no need. "Oh, no, don't worry, but thanks anyway." Suddenly, Julietfan2626 shows up and walks past them, simply saying, "Hey", not even greeting his wife with a kiss. He walks into the kitchen and notices dinner isn't served yet. "Damn it Doc!" he lashes out, putting his briefcase down, "Jesus, woman, I slaved my ass off all day in the damn office! You have one job, one thing to do, and that's having dinner ready when I get home. Is that such a hard concept?" Doc apologizes, and Villain, annoyed, tries his best to keep his composure and tells Juliet it's his fault, he kept Doc distracted for a while. Juliet sighs and sits down, opening up the daily paper, and Doc turns back to Villain, with a faint smile, and says she should go, but it was nice talking to him. Villain, unable to keep quiet, tells her, lowly, "You know, I hate the way that guy talks to you, Doc... I know it's none of my business, but..." "Oh, no, he's such a good guy," she tells him, "Truly. He's just stressed from work, is all. Don't worry, sweetie." She touches his cheek, meaning nothing by it, and then says, "Bye." She closes the door. Villain heads back home, and Doc heads back towards the kitchen to start serving dinner. "Boys!" she calls out, "Come down, dinner's ready!" And as she puts the stew in the center of the table, her five-year-old twin sons, Lynettefan2626 and Reginafan2626, come down and join their parents at the table to eat.
Renaboss is seen sitting at his kitchen table, looking depressed and angered. Villain fan shows up, having been let in by Jdg, and upon seeing him, Rena demands to know why he came. Villain tells him the obvious, that he came to maybe get him to reconsider taking his daughter back in, because she is hurting very much. Rena brings one hand to his forehead and closes his eyes, sighing slightly, and Villain comments that apparently so is he. "I can't be bothered with that today..." Rena tells him, "I... I just can't." Villain sits down next to him and, in a comforting tone, asks what happened. Throughout the following minutes, Rena explains to him what did happen. After he's done relating to him the unnecessary sacrifice of yet another innocent person, Villain puts one hand over the young man's shoulder, and tells him, "Don't worry, son. Lynette just needs to be reminded of his place, and that he is not indestructible. I will take care of that."
Lynette lies in his bed, again, stripped down and resting. Watching television in whatever channel his maid left it in. And Villain shows up. The sight of the man who murdered his daughter brings chills to him, once more. And he is filled with a mild terror.
"What are you doing here?" Lynette asks, with both rage and fear in his voice. Villain smiles without an apparent care, hands behind his back, and tells him it's unbelievable how he hasn't acquired personal bodyguards to look after him following all of the attacks he's sustained over the last few months. "And you don't even tell your employees about me? Your maid, she just... she just let me in. I opened the door, said 'hi', and she gestured at me to come in. Like she didn't care." "Pll!..." Lynette stars to call, but Villain tells him, hands still behind his back, "Don't bother. I won't be long. I just... I wanted to give you something." He then takes a rag doll from behind his back. With brown hair made from wool. Blue buttons for eyes. Freckles painted on with an orange marker. A yellow shirt and blue pants. Lynette asks what it is, and Villain explains to him: "Basically, it's your daughter." Lynette gets another chill. "You see," Villain adds, "She was in captivity for so long... Three years I kept her locked up in that warehouse. The girl had to do something to pass the time. So, she... she learnt to sew. And made this doll. Of herself. A little, itty bitty Missy. Isn't she just... precious?" Villain shakes the doll before Lynette's eyes. The young President looks at it with sadness. "I thought you should have it," Villain tells him, "Something to remind you of your child. The little angel you lost. So, with that in mind..." Villain finally takes out the other hand from behind his back. With it he holds his gun, the same one he used to kill Missy. He holds the doll with the other hand, points the gun straight at its mouth, and shoots. The bullet pierces a hole through the doll's face and bits of cotton start soaring in the navbar. Lynette flinches and gasps when the shot is fired. Then, Villain throws the damaged doll onto his bed, his legs, and tells him, "Keep the damn doll." Lynette looks at it and starts to sob, almost hysterically.
As Lynette's whole self trembles with anguish and he cries loud and clear, Villain makes it out of the room with a smile on his face and a song in his heart.
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