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Burglary

Burglary (not to be confused with buggery) is the word given to someone who breaks into their own home in order to annoy themselves. This could also be categorised as self harm. Burglary has rose on many accounts and even has its own helpline for specialist lock picking (Formed by Yale in 1998). 
==General==
Most burglars wear bright coloured clothes so they can blend in with the local habitat and construction workers. It is thought the louder the outfit worn for breaking in to your own home the more annoyed with yourself you will become (do not try this at home, this is for the most extreme self harmers. It may be a good idea to practice breaking in to a friends house first to see how much pain they go through before inflicting such behaviour upon yourself).
I like to be a turd burglar.
==Billy Sepagebum==
The most famous Burglar known to man has to be Billy Sepagebum aka BBB (Burglar Bum Bill) Unfortunately Bill batted for the other team on most sports day events and was even called into the HeadMasters office on several occasions. During this time it is unknown what happened to bill in the office, however it was later assumed that the HeadMaster had been giving tips to bill, after he was given the golden Head boy award at the end of the year awards. 
==Different forms of Burglary==
In spring 2006 a book on Burglary (named Burglory) was released in all good bookshops except W H Smiths (because to be honest its pretty shit and always hot in there) for the comfort of burglary victims, it was believed to contain a variety of sections on the different forms of Burglary. Some are described as below. 
===Back Door Burglary=== 
This means for an elderly gentleman to get it on with his speed dating partner behind the Back doors at the local Bingo Hall aka Bingo Banging
===Front Door Burglary===
This act is usually carried out by Jehovah Witnesses in sexy nurse outfits and wellington boots. It is believed they lure innocent residents to the front door by squashing the boobs tight against the front door glass. Once the front door is opened the wellington boots are thrown at the resident as a sign of gods love for shoes, the Jehovah Witness is then invited in for a Herbal Tea (Skunk) and a line of Coke.
===Loft Burglary===
Most commonly carried out by people nicknamed after there acts - Lofty. This is usually done by a naked Welshman carrying an inflatable sheep (Shelia) and throwing the sheep through an external loft hatch. Shelia then runs down stairs and bones the residents pet rabbit. After the act of Loveism has been carried out, the Welshman is then let in to the home of the resident by Shelia. Together they act out loveism one more time in the master bedroom before leaving to paint the town brown.
==See also==
*HowTo:Stage a home invasion
*Stealing
*Home invasion
*African-American
Category:Crime
Category:Hobbies
Category:Theft
Burgundy (colour)

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Whoops! Maybe you made a small tyop, and maybe, just maybe, you were looking for Burgandy?
Burgundy is a colour known for being brown's ex-sister. Hence, it is a mixture of red and brown. Think of it as brown but way more red. It's more red than byzantium, but not red enough to be maroon.
== History ==
Burgundy started as a munincipality around central France. There, it enjoyed its life as a non-colour. The colour we now associate with burgundy would've been described as "dark red with a bit of brown except it's not brown but purple." Then, the people of Burgundy decided to do something extraordinary.
And that, my friends, is when Burgundy wine was invented. From then on, our good old "dark red with a bit of brown except it's not brown but purple" transformed into the burgundy we all know and love.
== Trivia ==
* Burgundy comes from burgundy wine. Wait, you're telling me someone already mentioned that? Well damn.
* Before reasearching this subject, I thought burgundy was named directly after the munincipality. It turns out, they made wine. And then THAT created the brown colour.
*Contrary to popular belief, I am not Captain Irrelevant.
== See Also ==
*Brown
*Maroon
*Violet
*Fuck it, take all the shades.
*You know what, FINE! Take your colours and leave.
*Want something better?
Burj Khalifa

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Burj Khalifa
Imagine a big
tower. A really
really   really
big tower that
has little towers
growing out of it
Just the size of...
the size of God's
feet. How on Earth can you
compete with that?   It just
doesn't make sense, man!!!
Luckily, the men at our great
country site have taken the
liberty of pointing out just how
this tower came into being and
what will happen to it in the
near future.   Read on,  sir
===       Heights       ===
Burj Khalifa is now officially the tallest
man-made building on the planet, with up
to 800 meters of pure concrete and glass.
This modern-day miracle has been proven
possible by the company in charge of the 
project. The tower is a landmark in Dubai and
the biggest known building in the world. The
concrete and glass put into the creation of the
Burj Khalifa are the best bits of concrete on
the planet. The glass looks nice, too. But let us
end this discussion with one word:   tallnescity.
===               Birth               ===
The Burj Khalifa was at first the brainchild of Mygor Le
Marchall, a poor Hindu-Israeli from Michigan, who was born in
Ontario, Germany. This man had no future, until he finally took a
huge loan from the local bank and invested it on the creation of
the Burj Khalifa, to be known as the tallest building on the planet.
Thankfully, this man did not bother with details. He just started it
in early 2006, and hoped to have it finished by noon the next day.
===                       Usage                       ===
The tower of Dubai will be used for commercial and residential offices, mainly located in the bottom
floors. The higher parts are for high-paying millionaires who love to see the sights of overweight
Emiratians waste their lives in a gigantic pile of concrete and sweat, only investing, not actually
working. The poor thing about this fact is that nobody would bother, no matter how rich, and risk their life
===                             Reached Lobby Floor                             ===
You have reached the bottom floor. Below you are the See Also Center or SAC as it is more commonly known,and the basement, for keeping pickles. We should talk again sometime. Thank you for using Burj Khalifa Elevator services.
===See also===
*Arab
*Architecture
*United Arab Emirates
===The basement floor===
Oh, what is this? Pickles? I did not ask for pickles! Put those back where they belong, you fool! Shut the door, I've got the heating on in here!
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Category:Architecture
Category:Vital articles
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Burnham-on-Sea

Burnham-on-Sea (Latin prefix: Radiatominous Burhaminous Exinferri) is a town in Somerset, England, at the mouth of the River Parrett and Bridgwater Bay. Burnham remained a small village until the late 18th century, but is now a popular seaside resort for those too drunk to successfully navigate to Weston-super-Mare. It is considerably better than Portishead, and wins over Clevedon because the birds are far easier to shag. 
==Location==
The settlement of Burnham-on-Sea lies on the Somerset coast of the United Kingdom. Not quite far enough down the cost towards Cornwall for it to actually be worth visiting, but the water does smell a lot better than it does at Severn Beach. This up market flavour to the air brings the more affluent residents of Merthyr Tydfil flocking in large convoys of coaches who then fill the 2 amusement arcades full of their hard earned change. Often then trapped buy the returning toll charge at the Severn bridge these people are then forced to live out the rest of their lives in Burnham looking out over the Bristol Channel as the windmills gently blow their home country of Wales further from their grasp.
==Pulling birds from there==
Unlike girls from Weston-Super-Mare pulling a bird from Burnham usually requires you having a car. Let's face it, they are going to want you to drive them to Weston. There is after all, jack all in Burnham. Once you get your bird to Weston it will then be essential to get her full of Lambrini in order to facilitate the quickest possible leg over under the Weston Pier. Which is, let's face it considerably larger than the pier at Burnham.
==The Town==
*Comprising of 9 fish markets, 2 lighthouses & a Snooker revenge weapon facility, Burnham-on-Sea is a marvel of modern day living. OK. It's not. But we do have a pier. Not a long one, but still it's nice. 
*Recent estimates put the overall population at around 25,000 the majority of whom smell like wet dog, or could look & sound like one if deemed absolutely necessary.
*Major imports include Welsh grannies with cocker spaniels, and exports include the life boat, sticks of rock and handbags made out of the skin of old welsh ladies. 
Category:Towns in England
Bushian Logic

Bushian Logic is the kind of logic only a Bush can create (That is to say small plants are also included in the list)
It was first conceived during the George W. Bush Administration and it was expanded during the George Bush Jr Administration.
The logic follows:
bushXlogic=womd+obl-tnt
*Where WOMD Stands for "Weapons Of Mass Destruction"
*Where OBL Stands for "Osama Bin Laden"
*Where TNT Stands for "Those nasty terrorists"
*Where LOGIC is the incognite value
Lets apply this formula to real life:
Suppose you're in the United States of America. You're a humble citizen and you want to know how many bombs loan modification does it take to erradicate terrorism from the world and thus, save the Americ... er, save the planet.
Lets start with a random number: 15 bombs
Thus:
bushXlogic=womd+obl-tnt
Now you will ask yourself, what is the value of the other element?
Good question!
Bush=God (That is equal to 1000 million or any number above that)
WOMD= 1.000
OBL= 0
TNT= 0
Now that gives us the following:
1.000.000.000x15=1000+0-0
That equals 1.000.000.000x15=1000
Which is the same as 15000000000=1000
Now you may ask yourself:
"If 15 is the number of bombs, why isn't that the WOMD instead of LOGIC?
Well, you might wanna ask Bush about that, since it is HIS Logic. Not ours. We just do our job
So what is exactly 15000000000=1000? What does that mean?
== The meaning of 15000000000=1000 ==
When you have a value like 15000000000=1000 it can get pretty tricky, since 15000000000 is very very different from 1000. Therefore, the first thing you wanna do is become a General in the United States Army. It is believed once you become a General, you embrace Bushian Logic a lot better... and faster.... and easier.
== Becoming a General ==
To rise to the rank of General in the United States Army, you should follow these simple steps:
*Play Counter Strike
*Play Rainbow Six
*Play Command and Conquer
*Play other war video games
*Watch Independence Day (The one with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum)
*Play other strategy games
*Eat less greens, more red meat
*Join the Army (Usually you will find the link to the Army's website on many of these video games)
*Agree with President Bush a whole lot
Category:George W. Bush
Category:Logic
Category:Politics of the United States
Businessman

A businessman is essentially a liar in a suit, and often with a matching tie (the similarity between "tie" and "lie" is either a mere coincidence or a divine, poetic justice). The tie is not only a fashion thingy - it could have other uses; an ordinary, disgruntled worker can use the tie to strangle his, let's say, boss. The fine thing with this type of snare is that it is already in its proper place, around the neck of the guilty one.
Businessmen sometimes gather in groups called "boards" (originally called "boreds" stemming from "God, this meeting really bores the shit out of me") where they decide how to make life miserable for workers. Karl Marxxx statistically proved that the degree of deception is exponential to the number of businessmen present in a group.
==Small Businessman Dictionary==
The words of a businessman can often be hard to decipher for the ordinary worker. Generally, the lower the wage you have, the harder it is to understand. Here are some clues to the language of modern business:
Accounting - making it seem as we are losing money
Advertising - product overstatements displayed in text and/or with images 
Consumer - over-paying fool 
Downsizing - they will fire the shit out of you 
Management - the art of minimizing your wage without making you go berserk with an AK-47
Market - the fools who buy the over-priced stuff you made
Marketing section - the fools who fool the more foolish to buy the over-priced stuff you made 
Incentive - more work, less pay 
Interest - see Bloodletting 
Labor cost - a necessary evil for maintaining labor 
Product - anything you can make and businessmen can over-prize 
Profit - money you mostly never see 
Rightsizing - maybe they will fire the shit out of you 
Social security - (entry not present in dictionary) 
Stock - a paper you will own only if it is worth zilch
Stock market - a giant sand-box for adults who like to play with papers 
Synergy - more work, less pay, and eventually they will fire the shit out of you 
Category:Business
Category:Money
Category:Occupations
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es:Administrador
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pl:Interes
pt:Administrador
Butter knife

thumb|right|200px|This is a butter knife. Don't look at it too long or it'll slice your eyes open.A butter knife is a hardcore antidepressant made from butter, notable for being thousands of times sharper than a steel knife. Under 30 degrees Fahrenheit, butter knives are among the most versatile in a cook's collection, second only to the CO2 laser. Unfortunately, butter knives tend to lose their edge as soon as the temperature rises above that of a refrigerator. It is recommended to keep the thermostat sub-freezing when using a butter knife. Butter knives have been used as long as people have been harnessing the raw power of winter to form knifelike apparatuses for your breakfastly needs.
==How to make a butter knife==
Making a butter knife is an incredibly long and arduous process, rife with dangers, and thus is best left to the trained expertise of your local butter knife artisans.
==History of the butter knife==
It is difficult to gauge the first usage of butter implements due to their tendency to melt without refrigeration. However, it is known that hardened butter has been in since the Neolithic era due to the presence of cave walls lined with incredibly smooth, deep cuts and dozens of finger bones that litter the floor beneath them. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming their bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.
We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.
==As a weapon==
Butter knives have a long history as a favorite tool of assassins. Most successful hits have seen the blade left in the wound in hopes of bringing about atherosclerosis in case the attack was not fatal. In the modern age, there has been increasing concern about the possibility of terrorists carrying butter knives, as there is of yet no known method of detection.
Category:Invention
Category:Kitchen implements
Butterfly hunting

Butterfly hunting is the most fun you can have killing butterflies with a gun. The objective is to take as much butterfly meat home to your family as possible for sustenance; without the precious butterfly meat your family will starve. It should also be noted that unless butterfly populations are kept low, the butterflies will undoubtedly attract hippies.
==Method==
Most enthusiasts use an Ithaca Desert Weepinglotus with a 4.2mm. anus bleaching rounds. The rounds are armor piercing so as to thoroughly penetrate the butterfly's thin, fragile wings. Inadequate penetration may lead to disappointment.
The best thing to do is to dress up as a large flower and start photosynthesizing like crazy until the butterflies come.
==Laws==
In all states except liquid you must acquire an insect hunting license, which costs way more than you can afford. Also, don't hunt the endangered Manila butterfly unless you want trouble. Poachers of it have been severely mauled by it.
==Type of butterfly==
Ones which come close to you probably do not fear you. These make the best targets. Ones which are far away are hard to shoot so you shouldn't go after them.
==Hunting safety==
Only point your gun at that which you intend to shoot. That being said, it is hunting etiquette to shoot everything you point your gun at it.
Category:InsectsCategory:SportsCategory:Stub
Butters Stotch

Leopold "Butters" Stotch is a little bastard bicurious and criminal mastermind who dreams of taking over South Park. He tends to get a boner every time he sees his butt-buddy, Eric Cartman. 
== Background ==
Butters is an illegitimate child born Leopold Gaylord Palin in Ohio on September 11, 2001 to a teenage girl and her unknown boyfriend. Leopold was put up for adoption, and three years later, a young couple named Linda and Stephen "Chris" Stotch were having their honeymoon in Ohio. They drove by an orphanage, and Linda noticed Leopold in the window. She begged her husband to adopt him, and he gave in, after five hours. The couple went in, and adopted Leopold, and took him with them to their hometown of South Park, Colorado. Chris and Linda gave him the nickname "Butters", which is the name he uses to this day. Ever since he moved to South Park, he has hated the town, and wants to destroy it.
== Identity and Personality ==
Butters generally poses as a cute, lovable, naive, cheerful, and gullible young boy, but on the inside, he is a very cold, evil, and bitter kid bent on world domination. In his free time, he likes to hang out with a second-grader named , who he uses for information to give him ideas to take over South Park, trying on his Professor Chaos costume, which he will take over South Park in, and poking at Paris Hilton's vagina. He is known in south park for cutting of men's penis's and eating them, and for having intestine problems. Butters also has a very noticeable crush on local fat-ass Eric Cartman. 
== Criminal Record ==
Butters has been trying to bomb South Park for five years, and has attempted to thirteen times. The first time, Butters was given a sentence in prison until he turns twenty-one, but was only in for three weeks, as Butters would start screaming and crying loudly, and it would get on the warden's nerves, so he was paroled after the warden broke down. Now, whenever he tries to bomb South Park, his parents are fined $10,000. Whenever this happens, his dad strangles and shakes him severely, hinting that their relationship isn't too good. 
Category:South Park
Category:Cartoon characters
Category:People who didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night
Category:Wankers
Category:Pussies
Category:Liars
Category:Good-for-nuttin' scum
Category:Hawaiians
Category:Cute
Category:People Who Would Theoretically Taste Delicious
Buttplug

Buttplugs (Assplugium Domesticadium) are beings that inhabit the rectums of politicians, world leaders, lawyers, and many more shitbags.
== Where Buttplugs Fit In The Animal Kingdom ==
The butt.
But other than that and despite their shy nature, buttplugs have an intelligence far beyond human capacity. And screw dolphins, those bastards aren't that smart, what with raping everything near them. However, what keeps them from taking over the world is their build. They are small, narrow beings, with flared bases, a feature which they evolved over time, after too many of them died after getting too far into the colons of their hosts. But, back on subject, this keeps them from destroying the world. However, they do influence human beings. By holding feces inside the hosts, they become very irritable and uptight, and go on to make life hell for those that have not been enlightened by buttplugs.frame|right|Aqune after using a buttplug.
When a buttplug is born, it is almost clear, and must find an anus to plug within 12 hours, or it will die. However, if it makes it into an anus, it quickly settles and makes a nest. Within just six months, it physically matures. After enough time in the anus, it uses small amounts of feces to create a tough outer shell. This helps to fix the buttplug to the host, and make any removal a risky, and painful, proposition. It feeds off of, mostly, the undigested corn in the feces, but if it becomes desperate enough, it will eat other things.
Scientific calculations have shown that, if a one-year-old human becomes a host to a buttplug, doesn't have it removed, and lives to be ninety years old, the buttplug will only be 2% living tissue by the time the host dies, due to it's contstantly-growing outer shell.
== Queens ==
A host has a one-in-a-thousand chance of having a queen buttplug. It doesn't behave much differently, although they take nutrients from the host's bloodstream, making them quite sickly. They often develop a flesh-like pink coloration, and their ribbed texture prevents them from being removed, even more than the standard variety.
Queens have no eyes or mouth, and are not self-aware, unlike the common buttplug. They exist simply for survival, and the title of queen is only due to their exotic appearance. In reality, they seem to be a step down from normal specimens.
== Where Buttplugs Came From ==
Buttplugs are believed to have evolved from simple coral. Their consciousness, as with humans, is believed to have simply evolved over time, although their bizarre connection to anuses is quite baffling, indeed. Nevertheless, they are a tolerated nuisance, as common as a sexually transmitted disease.
== See Also ==
* Fairytale
Category:Poop
Category:Sex toys
Buzzword

A Buzzword is an interoperable element of the diversity inherent in the English language. 
== Mission ==
To become an enterprise-level, totally synergistic groundbreaking solution provider, leveraging and empowering current customer's infrastructure by proceduralizing its current mechanisms.
== Vision ==
To better attain these goals it's necessary to be results-driven, in the same channel as the customer. Then it'll be possible to add value while remaining ISO and Web 2.0 compliant.
== Values ==
The customer is always right. Otherwise, clue him/her.
== Below are some facts about Buzzwords: ==
 
*The first Buzzword was used in 1912 by a Bee.
*The second Buzzword was used in 1913 by a Wasp.
*The use of Buzzwords implies an interest in Geography, specifically land formations.
*The phrase "Buzzing with ma' honey" refers to the 1964 hit "Buzzword Boogaloo" by George Orwell.
The Buzzword is currently facing extinction due to the illegalization of the English language. Despite this fact, Buzzwords continue to leverage functionality by moving forwards, drilling down and attaining synergistic benefits to level the playing field. When using Buzzwords, it is always helpful to first touch base with a user-driven paradigm to avoid gaining a ballpark figure, which would give you high visibility. Buzzword users are always mysteriously on the same page, seamlessly integrated, and think outside of the box. Which box this may be is completely unknown, because Buzzword users are always too busy actioning projects and constantly at capacity, so they are unable to bring anyone else up to speed. All too often, mission-critical deployments are simplified through new unified development tools, standards-based security, and advanced clustering capabilities, which is always helpful for scalable applications.
== See also ==
*Action Item
*Marketing
*Bullshit
Category:Business
Category:Linguistics
Category:English language
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