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Stork

The stork is a large bird that delivers ingredients for the creation of new babies to their mothers.
== Overview ==
Contrary to popular belief, the stork does not actually deliver the baby itself, it delivers the ingredients required to make one. The bird drops these ingredients into the mother's mouth so that she can digest and absorb them. This allows her to reconstitute the ingredients in her womb as a baby she can give birth to. The arrival of the stork is often preceded by the mother experiencing pregnancy. During this time, the people she consumes are digested and stored inside her as energy. This energy is then used to reconstitute the ingredients in her womb as an actual baby after she swallows them.
=== Protected Species ===
Storks can be seen flying year round as women are constantly having babies. However, they are currently a protected species, as many women to whom baby ingredients are delivered end up eating the stork as a results of the pregnancy. The storks have tried to counter this, retaliating against such women by eating them, but this has proved less than effective, although has resulted in some hilarious outcomes.
== Mistaken Deliveries ==
While we have storks to thank for new babies, they are prone to making mistakes. One of the most pervasive of these are mistaken deliveries, wherein the ingredients prepared for a pregnant woman are not delivered to her, and instead someone else's are. This usually results in simply an inconvenient delay, as the correct ingredients need to be re-sent to all parties involved. However, occasionally it has resulted in more ridiculous circumstances, such as women giving birth to aliens, which often puts them at risk of being eaten themselves. These alien incidents are not uncommon, but are usually resolved before anyone is eaten. Those who are eaten can often be recovered with only minor injuries, although there have been some particularly outlandish incidents related to this.
== Notable Incidents ==
* Ottawa, Ontario (1983) - Sarah Martin gives birth to baby girl with wings after eating the stork that delivered the ingredients to her.
* Manhattan, Kansas (1988) - Alexandra McAllen is the first pregnant women eaten by a stork in retaliation for trying to devour the bird.
* Vancouver, British Columbia (1997) - Amanda Hillard accidentally resets her daughter after swallowing her during pregnancy when stork failed to deliver baby ingredients.
* Tallahassee, Florida (2003) - A stork delivers the wrong ingredients to Joanne Sohn who then gives birth to an alien that eats most of the people in her neighborhood who she had not already consumed.
* Jackson, Tennessee (2006) - Woman swallowed by stork in retaliation hatches from large egg laid by the bird.
* Santa Fe, New Mexico (2011) - Shannon Anderson is delivered the wrong ingredients by an absent minded stork and gives birth to an alien which eats her.
* Raleigh, North Carolina (2015) - Stephanie Patrick gives birth to horse. The stock that caused this is fired.
== See Also ==
* Baby
* Pregnancy
* Resetting
Category:Birds
ja:コウノトリ
Stormont

Stormont is Northern Ireland's most famous Boxing arena. Since 1969 it has held some of the biggest fights in Belfast's history such as Ian Paisley versus the Catholic church (Paisley won with knockout using the word ‘no’) and Gerry Adams versus his own beard (Beard disqualified for strangulation). 
The building has been empty since 2003 when two-way mirrors were found in the men’s toilets. These were later found to have been used by the IRA. It has been said that the UDA had tried a similar tactic in the women's toilets, however this failed when they found out they were all homosexual.
=== Building ===
Building began in 1879, when the Orange Order hired bikini wearing midgets to build ‘The best club house in the Worllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldddddddddddddddd!!!!’. Like most buildings in Belfast, Stormont is made out of stale bread and dog shit. 
In 1882 the midgets got tired of being fondled and sodomised by the Orangemen while trying build their clubhouse so they quit. The Orange Order then decided to build it themselves and turned the whole experience into a musical entitled ‘Hard Men Build A Hard House’. In fact the musical has been more successful than the building itself.
When Stormont was completed in 1900, the Orange Order placed a notice in the Belfast Telegraph: ‘Fenians aren’t invited to our supercool new clubhouse cause fenians think they’re sooooooooooooo kewl but they’re not.’
=== Lyrics from ‘Hard Men Build A Hard House’ ===
 It’s gonna be a sunny day on Stormont Hill,
 We’re just some hardy workin’ Orangemen
 Workin’ up a sweat till we get our fill
 Then we go home and sleep-with-Ben!
 
 Oh! What a sunny day!
 Gotta catch a sunny day!
 Never mind the IRA
 Lets build Stormont to-dayyy!
 
 Don’t mind that the midgets left
 We’re havin’ dinner with the UVF!
Category:Northern Ireland
Category:Sport in Ireland
Story

Some of the first stories in the world were rather interesting, but containing little more than three incomprehensable words, including 'Ug', 'Uk' and 'Ug-Uk' (the derivation of the word f***). Many people argue that the Bible was the first Story-book, but were soon after executed for heresy. Dr Malcolm Jinsby, a professor at Oxford in literature, says: 
"The Bible was the first ever storyboo- what are you doing to me? ARGH!" 
So it may be a likely theory. 
== Modern Stories ==
"In Soviet Russia, story exagerates you!" - Russian Reversal on stories
One more popular book closer to the future is "Mein Kampf" by none other than the beloved Adolf Hitler. After tht comment the Americans are no doubt after my flesh. Nothing new. Oh well. Do you know they moniter whoever buys "Mein Kampf" off of Amazon.com? Go on, give it a try, and if the FBI turn up at your door, don't say I didn't tell you so. Well, you can if you want. 
A Modern genre is comedy, and none is more hilarious than "George Bush- A Rule of Prosperity" by Cindy Lawhard, full of sarcasm and irony, as you can tell from the title. Others from her range include "Saddam Hussein- A Rule of Freedom", "Joseph Stalin - A Rule of True Communism" and "Potty Monsters". 
==MapleStory==
Maplestory is an online game where you have sex with each other, be gay on different accounts, and cross sex change. Of course, if you wanna play that game, be a girl. Go up to a boy and say "Hey there, handsome!" ...to be continued...
== Conclusion ==
Why are you reading this? There is an 84.9782% chance this article is telling stories, porky pies or lies. That bit about the bible? Who's heard of "The Bible"?? Come on, are you stupid. Uncyclopedia sucks, admit it. Yes, admit it. This IS NOT a porky pie. In fact I think I'm going to tell the worl- wait..... that's the phone, I'll need to answer that, I'll be back in a minute, and be just as ANGRY!!!
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The narrator appears to have been assasinated. Please leave before forensics arrive.
Story can refer to: 
*Never-Ending Story
*Short story
*Grandpa's Stories
*Secret Story
Category:Literature
Stradivarius

Stradivarius is a leading brand of violins produced by the Stradivarius family, of Lombardy province in northern Italy.
Since 2003 they have been mass produced by the Wong family, of Guangdong province in Southern China.
==History of the Stradivarius==
Although Strad violins have been destroyed by the Stradivarius family since the 1680s, it's thanks only to a feature article in the January 1920 issue of "Housewives Monthly" magazine that this obscure line of violins ever got onto the wishlists of violinists and other fiddlers. That article started all the hype about the mystery of the 17th century Strad violin and the myth of the Stradivarius Wood and the Stradivarius Lacquer.
Now everybody wants one, even though a 1936 blind hearing test in New York City revealed that virtually nobody (but select cats) could tell the difference between the Strad and other leading brands of violins.
It is said that at one point of time, the Strads were on a family vacation to Czechoslovakia (yes, in the 17th and 18th century) and Strad's mother-in-law, Faciebat, created a violin there.
==Materials==
Stradivarius Wood comes from a secret forest in a secret part of Italy, while Stradivarius Lacquer comes from a secret anchovy-processing plant in a different secret part of Italy. According to unconfirmed rumours, the wood is Polynesian teak veneer. The two secret locations are known only to the Stradivarius family; and of course, as required by Italian law, the Italian tax-collectors and their family, friends and business associates.
The Chinese made version is made from recycled cardboard and plastic radioactive waste and tin foil.
==Production==
To meet the demand for genuine 17th century Stradivarius violins and to maintain the welfare of the ever increasing number of Stradivarius relatives who crawl out of the woodwork once they hear about the family fortune, the Stradivarius family produces genuine 17th century Stradivarius violins that have been specially faux-antiqued. These instruments are sold wholesale to antique violin stores worldwide where the violin retails for $1.5 million U.S.
To keep busy and not to flood the market with the faux-antique Strads, they also produce identical, non-faux-antique Strads for Suzuki, which sells them to parents whose pre-schoolers (who are often unhappy little Chinese girls who practice 25 hours a day) are taking Suzuki Method violin lessons.
And to show everyone that they're still hip, funky and groovy, the Stradivarius family also makes the electric Stradocaster violin.
==Price==
Although the faux Strads are only valued at $1.5 million, the real authentic Strads are valued at $500 trillion. The most valuable of these was auctioned off by the Emperor of Stupidity to the dollar store for 5 cents. It was bought by the then-poor freak Itzhak Perlman, proclaimed the greatest violinist in the world by a bunch of geeks who don't know real violin music, who smashed it after it "told" him he wasn't the fairest of them all. Being an idiot, he didn't know it was the mirror it was covering.
category:Musical instruments
Category:Things That Are In My Garage
Straw man

The Straw man (1894-1998) was a prominent silent film actor until the end of Hollywood's "Golden Age" as, like many other film stars of the era, ending his career as a drug dealer before the former Shakespearian actor was killed whilst filming an adaptation of "Mr. Scarecrow visits the Lighter Factory". 
== The Strawman: The Early Years==
The Strawman was a person of no means during the pre-depression era of the 1920s. Having failed at numerous jobs (fireman, fire breather and children's novelist [barely possessing the mental capacity of a child himself] to name a few) over his lifetime he finally caught his big break on a wet and stormy January 17, 1939.
== The Haydays of Life ==
Found soaked and inebriated in the gutter outside the MGM studios production lot, he was used to replace the protagonist Frank the Nigger Beatin' Farmer on The Wizard of Oz. Frank the Nigger Beatin' Farmer suffered an untimely death involving two sheep, a pitchfork, Judy Garland and a combine harvester the previous day and executives were distraught at having to replace such a key character from their movie. With a little re-writing, and lots of improvised dialogue, the movie went on to become a great success thanks to the Strawman.
Strawman basically played himself under the guise of "Scarecrow" for the movie The Wizard of Oz. Lacking in mental capacity and living in a continuous alcoholic stupor, he became inspiration for the TV series Oz after the creators of Oz watched The Wizard of Oz while doing blow and blowing each other one late, party filled, Hollywood night.
== Later life ==
Unfortunately for Strawman, the short time he lived after The Wizard of Oz was indeed his denouement. High from the success of his role in the movie (and from kitten huffing) he ignored the signs of an ailing self. Suffering physically from his earlier work, he succumbed one night in a blazing case of SSC (Spontaneous Strawman Combustion) after forgetting to take antacid to quell his intolerable cases of nightly heart burn (a throwback to his days as a fire eater). Friends said it was the way he wanted to go, he never wanted to end up like his old man, soft and moldy, just turning to dust as the years went on by.
== Notable Mention ==
*You can still find obscure allusions to the Strawman these days if you pay attention to any kinds of arguments on the Internet or any kind of Political Debate. Objectivists and Religious folk especially love to use him in their arguments. It is a kind of disparaging homage to his life of debauchery, drunkenness and drugs after his success with the movies.
*A popular urban legend, according to former co-star Dorothy's scandalous book, claims the Scarecrow was built by some drunk hillbilly who "wanted additional company on those long winter nights". He was married to Cletus for 2 years before they divorced because of the straw mans impotence and his general lack of any genitalia. 
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:American actors 
Category:Language
Street

Street can mean:
* 10 Downing Street, some place in the UK or something. Meh.
* Coronation Street, a children's TV programme about some place in the UK or something. 
* Manic Street Preachers, those people who stand on crates and tell you how you have to repent now or else you'll b-- what? They're a band? Oh. Well, that's stupid.
* Sesame Street, a Daytime-TV soap opera geared towards single mothers
* Street Fighter, All your streets are belong to us!
* Street language, the spoken language of inner-city habitants, based on gangsta
* Wall Street, a street with all walls
* Wall Street Crash of 1929, the biggest vehicle accident of the 1920's.
People on your street:
* Crazy foreigner down the street
* Creepy guy who lives across the street
* Little boy who lives down the street
* Old hippie chick who's always collecting money
* That guy down the street
* That old woman next door
* The old man down the street
Category:PlacesCategory:Transportation
bar:Straße
cs:Silnice I
da:Vej
eo:Vojo
fi:Tie
id:Jalan
ja:道路
nds:Straße
no:Vei
pl:Droga
pt:Estrada
ru:Дорога
zh:道路
Strike

===Strike===
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Basic strike formatting:
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The word Strike is a multi purpose word with many meanings.
*To strike is to strike your leader of your workplace with his/her own piece of a regular sized quadrilaterally shaped object, commonly wood or cereal boxes. Resulting in a strike for other work members due to high levels of violence within his/her own workplace.
*Strike can mean a strike within a bowling alley. This means that the 19 pins are all knocked over with one run and judging that no items of clothing are lost, the user may declare strike - allowing themselves to graciously prance around screaming and waving hands.
*Strikes also show up in another sport, baseball. This means a batter missed the ball. Three times and they're "out." But unlike bowling, you don't want these kinds of strikes, and players will often get into hissyfits with the umpire. This also happens when they fight over whether a pitcher is "out" or "safe." You might think you'll get the last laugh, but the umpire will often strike back.
*A strike can mean that you have committed a heroic act, "that's your first strike mister" would be a common saying to the hero-e.
*Strike can mean strikeout but usually doesn't. it was invented by the great Paul Meredith of galaxy 12.
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Strike is none of these however. They are all lies and I hate them.
Strike is a function used in Microsoft WordPad and Notepad, and most frequently Microsoft WordPad and Notepad, including such applications such as Microsoft Wordpad and Notepad. It had the basic format: 
Word + Centerizored Horizontal Line = Strike format
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*Much like barbed wire, words written in strike format are uncharacteristically hard to read.
*However strike format brings a new interest in modern day textual revival, bringing communities together to stare in awe at the new formatting all which we have all come so much to enjoy.
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Types of Strikes
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*Bold Strike
*Italicised Strike
*small strike
*no strike
*invisible strike
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Strike shows power in literacy. For example this candidate has used strike to emphasis the power of thine metaphors. Also notice the way the line differs in relative angle and original density. This could mean that the candidate has thought hard about the emphasis of his words conjunction to the similar adverbs and such like to really bring tension and interesting value to his/her text.
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Amen.
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Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Strong evidence

Strong Evidence is a technical term, meaning there exists one or some of the following indisputable information sources to back up your claim:
#Yourself: The truth stems not from some "external" world, but from your internal perceptions, which are drastically more valid. Look at it this way: you can be sure that you feel that you are touching something (or someone, which may or may not include yourself), but can you ever prove that that is in fact what is occurring? As movies like The Matrix (ok, and probably some unimportant philosophers) have taught us, you can never be sure of anything, and must question everything, and above all, what you feel is right must be right because reality probably isn't.
#The internet: Somewhere on the internet, someone wrote a webpage which mentioned this, either fleetingly or in passing, and it corresponds to your internal perception. Everything otherwise is just "flamebait" written by "n00bs" and "bots".
#Some guy: You were walking in New York City and you heard a guy and his girlfriend bitching out a hobo. The hobo screams something, and the guy tells the hobo, "Would you please leave us the fuck alone?!"
#Your mother's cousin's daughter's buddy's boyfriend's dad's grandfather: Clearly the possibly most reliable source there is. Since this can apply to more than one person, it gets even more trustworthy. Never allow yourself to doubt their word.
#The blood of Nicole Simpson found in O.J. Simpson's truck, oh wait let's not forget that bloody glove: Blood of a victim found within a close radius of a potential murderer as well as a long history of wife abuse can be considered strong evidence in some murder cases... some... 
#Anything Liberals Say: After all, they're liberals.
Strong Evidence
Stum-stum-stim stones and potoos

A stum-stum-stim stone is any naturally occurring solid mass of aggrevating minerals or vocaloid matter. It is categorized by the minerals included, its chemical composition and the way in which it is formed. Rocks form the Earth's outer solid layer, the crust, and most of its interior, except for the liquid Earth's outer stum-stim core and pockets of magma in the asthenosphere.
==Behaviour changes to potoos==
The behaviors described above suggest that the common potoo adopts different strategies to find stum-stum-stim stones from their estranged grandparents. For a lone potoo, or a brooding adult with a potential predator close to the nest, the bird attempts to avoid detection by using the stum-stum-stim stone's power of camouflage. If ineffective, the potoo, breaks cover and attempts to intimidate the predator by opening its beak and eyes wide open while playing vocaloid songs at full volume from it's first gen chunky iPod or simply flies out to return to the vast black of outer space.
==Migrations to the great stum-stum-stim stones==
These birds settled in Mexico, but they are originally from space, they don't want you to know that. Every seven years they need to seek sustanance from the Grand Cayonn in order to mate successfully.
==Affects of stum-stum-stim stones on humans==
They make u raid Area 51
==See also==
*Mental illness
*The Grand Canyon
Category:Aliens
Category:Birds
Category:Rocks
Category:Animal-like Aliens
Subbuteo

Subbuteo is a worldwide organisation which specialises in shrinking unsuspecting footballers. Subbuteo members include Graham Taylor, Uri Geller, Jose Mourinho and Glenn Hoddle. The current chairman is Steve McClaren. The Subbuteo was founded in 1776 as a conspiracy against the British but gradually evolved into something else, and in its current form has even the CIA running scared.
==History==
right|thumb|The main shrinkinator and a ship bringing in players to be shrunk
The Subbuteo Foundation was founded by Dumbledore and Andy D'Urso in 1776. After a brief period fighting the British in the guise of George Washington and Leopoldo Galtieri, peace broke out. As a result, they turned their attention to the great British game : football. They divised an evil plan to shrink all the footballers in England to a misiscule size, thus stopping them from playing. 
They even sometimes shrunk whole stadiums to minuscule sizes, such as Luton Airport's La Stadia de Kenilworth and Colchester Peroxide's Layer Cake Road. 
They have even, in fact, recently been known to shrink teams altogether, such as Leeds Divided, Nottingham Greenpeace, and Foxford University. They overdid Wombledon somewhat to the extent that the team got lost behind the sofa, and replaced by the new team MK Wombles. 
Their activities for years went unnoticed as they cunningly disguised their movements by marketing their products as a children's football game. It became so popular that more and more players had to be imported from the USSR to be shrunk. This could be the reason for the collapse of Communism. 
An apprentice of the Foundation Peter Ridsdale has recently had a lot of media coverage as he publicly shrank Leeds Divided. He has now moved on to Cardiff where he is currently doing the same. However this time round fewer people have noticed, as Cardiff are Welsh. 
A greivous blow for the Subbuteo was the destruction of their main shrinkinator as the shrinking of Christopher Samba went horribly wrong as D'Urso accidentally unshrinked him to 6 foot 500.
As well as shrinking football players and teams, Subbuteo have been known to shrink Rugby teams such as London Wasps. and even The Beatles. All Subbuteo football and rugby player victims are shrunk to .00 scale and put onto a coloured base, although early experiments also involved athletes to be turned into 2D cardboard cutouts in the Subbuteo size.
The last recorded mistake made by the organization in the process of shrinking was in 1969, when experimentation with the Northern Ireland national team of the time led to George Best being accidentally knelt on, causing Best to be snapped at the ankles. Luckily, Steve McClaren's dad was on hand with some superglue to remedy the situation.
It is reputed Chairman Steve McClaren is a fan of the card game Diamond Gin.