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Team Fertress Too (REEL)

It was an cold summer night with quiet rain pooring outside, I am 12 years old but I am mature for my age. I like to wach anime and cory in the house, reddit is my favorite website and my favorite game is call of du teem fertress too for the pee ess double cheeseburger. Most of the losers at my school dont even know what teem fertress too is, but thats k because theyre dumb anyway. they like to watch pyordyrpie and i dont even like him one bit, he is swedish, and swedes are evil. wait. this is teem fertress too? oh yes, back to story. i am 10 year old, but i an not like other 10 year old, i like teem fertress too. I Also Value The Importance Of Grammar Without Spellcheck. Teem Fertress Too Is My Favorite Videogame Ever. My Favorite Class Is. Sppy Because You Can Go Invisible And Then Go "BOOO" In The Face Of Those Dirty Red Capitalist Scum. I am 14 Year Old but even i know i hate capitalism, youtube comments told me.
So one cold summer knight i was playing teem fertress too by my self (while playing by my self lol xD) when my worst enemy came into the game, captcha code. i am 4 year old, but i am literate though so i can defeat captcha code. many kids at my school dont know how to beat captcha coide. i type "838" into game and i win all the hats! xd i am super popular but then suddenly chester bennington and fred durst (hes the wurst!) spooked me in game! they are my idols that make New and organal music! i ran in order to not let freddy and chester tanington catch me masterbating into my sox, but then fredward and chester roughton surprise me and go "RAWWWR" and I jump up and I begin to go invisible because I an spppy! i try to turn computer off but it stay on even when i unplug it and slam it with picture of the 90's, because the 90's are the best thing ever, i'd know, i'm 8.
but then fredman and chester chest come up behind me and they scream "ART THOU PREPARED FOR FREDDY?" and I jump because I got scared I think fast and run fast because I main scout, and scout runs fast with really good health. man, scouts op, gabens' blubber should nerf it. So I was playing Legacy of Leagues with my favorite god, Enginer. I like Enginer because he can shoot good, and shoot good usually means kill faster. I take three mini sentry quints for maximum "fuck you" power, gods i fucking hate mini sentrys. i am 31 year old, but i am mature for my age, i know god is a lie made up by john, fuck you john i fucking hate you just like my dad who was never there for me when i was a fucking 30 year old you damn scumbag why didnt you buy me the iphone 10erino ledogerino what teh fuck dad i hate you fucking john
so one cold stary sky lit drive light i was watching 9gag while feeding my peatun butter sandwich for a walk. my favorite memes on 9barf is the sonic ones because they remind me of the 90's that i was in because i am a living fucking stillborn fetus BOO!
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Team Fortress 2.exe

I had a long day at school, and I was dying to play a game I loved called Team Fortress 2. When I got back home, I would play TF2 and go to a server named "Skial". Everything was fine until one day, hl2.exe crashed and couldn't work again (I solved the problem to this day, but back then, it stopped working)
I was startled by what happened, due to knowing that nothing was wrong with TF2 when I played it. I took a long sigh, and went on doing my other 'daily duties'
I started wishing I could play Team Fortress 2 again. Finally, I yearned to play it, so I searched TF2 cracked so I could play it until I get hl2.exe to start working. I found a link leading to RGhost.net. I clicked it, and it redirected me to a download page showing the download link and the name of it, TeamFortress2Cracked.zip. I clicked the download link, and it took about 50–60 seconds or so to download.
I opened the .zip and the contents were (In order):
tf (folder)
hl2 (folder)
Team Fortress 2 (Executable)
Debug (Text File)
_save410448733 (a SAV file)
I thought to my self if it was cracked, why are there only a few folders? I extracted them to a folder and double-clicked 'Team Fortress 2.exe' and it said in a start up box "Preparing to launch Team Fortress 2..." like it would usually say when you launch something steam-wise. I was met with the valve intro. It was normal until the valve guy started to turn his head. Suddenly, it went back to normal. I was oddly startled by this.
Anyways, when it took a few minutes to loa]]d, (Although it only showed a black screen, not the usual TF2 loading screen) it went to the menu of the game. It only had shown 2 options, since the others were gone:
'Start Playing Now!' and 'Quit'
I sighed and went to click 'Quit', knowing this was some sort of trick. When I clicked 'Quit', nothing happened. I tried MANY times and it still wouldn't budge. I decided I should just click 'Start Playing Now!' so I clicked it and it showed a usual 'Connecting to server.." screen. I was confused, since I didn't click any gameplay mode. After it was loaded, it displayed something I could never get out of my head:
A freaking suicidal mouse on a freaking road walking while some freaking strange music plays freakingly distorted.
The Download Link
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Team Fortress 2: Demonic Wrestling Hoedown

This one time when i was intern at valve softwear dot cump and i was fucking around with random shit and i found a hidden folder under one of the employees desk named "Nude Gabe Newell pics" this scared the fuck outta me and i threw the box out of the fucking window. It landed on a bus full of old cucks and it fucking exploded.
"omg im gunna get fired" me said to myself and i I tried to hide the evidence by burying the remainings of the bus in Gabe's ass but somehow it didn't fit and i was fired. 
Before leaving the building i quickly stole the bathroom and some useless cd. When i got home i decided to take a look at the cd. I stared at it but it didn't do anything so i decided to pop in in the toaster It started and led out a really fuckin stinking fart and i died. I was only mostly ded and started playing. It was Team Fortress 2 but instead of the normal main menu it was full of blood and a super scary picture. I started playing the game but something was odd everything was blood blue and i got very spook and HYPER REALISTIC GABEN POPPED OUT AND KILED ME
I WASN'T ACTULY DED BUT SUDDENLY I WAS IN PLACE NAMED ASS (IN UKRAINE) AND I SAW OBAMA STABBING JEFF THE KILLER THIS SCARED ME AND I RIPPED MY OWN EYES OUT AND I WAS DIED.
THEN I WAS IN A REALLY DARK PLACE BUT I FOUND SOMETHING FAMILIAR... IT WAS THE BUS I SHOWED UP GABE'S ASS BUT THAT CAN ONLY MEAN THAT IM IN GORSAFAWDDACHA'IDRAIGODANHEDDOGLEDDOLLÔNPENRHYNAREURDRAETHCEREDIGION RAILWAY STATION IN WELSH AND I DECIDED TO GO A FANCY RESTURANT NAMED DICK'S ANAL AND ORDERED BATTLETOADS.
AFTER THAT I WENT BACK HOME TO PLAY TF2 BUT I FOUND A DEAD BODY AND THERE WAS A LETTER SAYING: 
Then i realised something; that was me laying on the floor and also I'M IN A FUCKING SHITTY TROLLPASTA
ALSO UR NEXT BECUZ OF REASONSZ!!!!!!!111!1111!1!!!!111111
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Team Fortress 2: The Vagineer

I am a hardcore gamer, I was the only one that other gamers looked up to. But as I played Team Fortress 2 on my laptop, someone said that there was an urban legend around Team Fortress 2, a much scarier legend than Painis Cupcake. There was a mod that can turn on you; becoming unstoppable. The character is called, "Vagineer", an Engineer character with an elongated mouth and a grappling hook-like arm. You basically can't kill the Vagineer, he will regenerate and deflect bullets or blows. It's like Superman, only with a giant vagina for a mouth. The Vagineer's quotes are resembled with the original Engineer's quotes, only in reverse so you can't understand what he is saying. 
I listened to this and thought that it couldn't be possible, so I went out to investigate; playing as the RED Scout. I spawned in the Sawmill level and typed in "SPAWN:Vagineer". I shouldn't have done that...
I went inside the mill and saw him... a BLU Vagineer... standing there in the middle of the room; looking directly at me. I slowly made myself around him when he ran towards me! I ran from him and tried firing my shotgun at him, but he was too fast for me! He grabbed me with his grappling hook-like arm and pulled me towards him! And my RED Scout was no more...
As I now played as a RED Spy, I saw my RED Scout just like the Vagineer. I couldn't take the mod anymore, I went to shut it off, but I saw something that caught my eyes. A comment in the comment section of the game.
A sentence that was in reverse.
I shut it off anyway. I now believe in the legend of the Vagineer. But something about that comment had me lured in... but I couldn't tell what... I had my online friend, who can read things backwards, look up the comment, and the results made me uneasy.
"Your about to have a real bad day, Steve..."
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Team Fortress 2 10th Class

I had a game called "Team Fortress 2", I liked it ever since it was released for PC. But one day, i decided NOT to play it! Wonder why I would not want to play an awesome game?
Here's the story... I was looking through the Team Fortress 2 files, and I noticed something new, a folder named "TenthClass", I was a little confused. I opened it, then my computer went black. Then, when it came back to my computer, my Background was a picture of a figure with a question mark on it. It was all black, the only thing that was not black on it was the question mark! The question mark was white. I was STILL confused, but then, the TF2 (Team Fortress 2) theme started to play... in reverse! I decided to turn my computer off and try to sell the computer. It was never sold... I believe that the figure with the question mark was meant to be the "10th Class"
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Team Fortress 2 Theory (SERIOUS pasta)

You guys might know the game made by Valve called Team Fortess 2 (Yes the game that has micspamming kids and shit) and you think what are these characters origins and why are they fighting themselfs?
== The Theory ==
Well, as you know there are two teams, RED and BLU (I didn't misspell it) and the teams are just the same charcters (Scout, Solider, Pyro, Heavy, Demoman, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy,). These characters are fighting.....but for what reasons? Team Domination? Who is better? Or Are they just puppets? Are they just Puppets or brainwashed? For Scout, Scout was a kid who loved guns, addicted to Soda, and was cocky, which he was tricked to an unknown area. For Solider, he was  AWOL for being labeled Insane, was sented to an Insane Asylum, while he was released from there and was never found again, Pyro was just a creature created by the puppeteers and never knew why he liked fire, Heavy was a former Russian Soviet in World War 2, however he hated the Allied Powers and went against Russia and join the Nazi Army. After WW2 ended, Heavy ran away and was lured in by the puppeteers. Demoman is another case, he was a homeless person, wanted a good job that didn't pay him minimum wage, but hew as payed Minimum wage cause he never had any skills, so the puppeteers decided to pick him, Engineer was of course an engineer, but he wrote down and planned all his futuristic creations (Sentry Guns, Dispensers, and Teleporters), he showed them to many scientists, he was told that it was impossible to do, but the puppeteers said it was easy to do, but the Engineer was lie to, all of his creations were holograms, but in the world, They are real. The Medic was a doctor from Germany, and him and Heavy has a friendship during World War 2 as Medic helped Heavy in Combat, after the war, his Medical card was tooken away from SS Officer , he was balme for German loss in the War. The Sniper is next, of course he was a Sniper, but was bad at it, The puppeteers made him look like an expert with paid practice targets. Last, but not least, The Spy was the French's most favorite Spy, he and his ancestors were great spies in France, however, The Spy was the last of his ancestors due to the ladies hating him and left to America, however he was never found there, possibly due to  Work visa or was killed there, but only the puppeteers have him and erase his memories.
That is the theory of TF2, it could be true or not. It will already remind a mystery only the Puppeteers would know, are the puppeteers Valve and are they working for Sega?
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Team Fortress 3

I was bored one afternoon so I did what any sane man would do Go to a website I never seen before and download a random file! after the file downloaded I loaded it up a logo appears it was no the legends can't be true It TF3 After I saw that I went insane with joy there was 3 buttons I could press Story Mode Multiplayer Man Vs God I loaded up Story Mode it started off as a random heavy was jumping out of a chopper he crushed a blu team scout The scout exploded into pieces there was hordes of Blu Team solders and finally I was able to play a goal pop up with the following Kill everything so I did what I told so I kept firing they dropped 1 by 1 the body plied up then I ran into a building and I saw a door i opened it to find a Skeleton! it popped out and shot me the heavy blew up Then I turned into a pyro my goal was Destroy humanity I stopped for a minute thinking what was I playing After shaking off that I started to burn things and then a Rotting dead body popped out and stabbed me I realized something when I opened up my class selector All the dead classes had blood red eyes and they was gray for some reason I decided to quit this mode and switch over to the Multiplayer there were only 3 server named God have forsaken us and You really think you getting out of here alive But the third one was named nothing I decided to join the unnamed one I switched to the Sniper class and there was hordes of players with blood red eyes and demonic body Scared half to death I used his SMG to kill them but it was no used and he ended up like the other two but the game banned me for reason of You'll be with us soon I switched to the last game mode Man Vs God I picked the new class LT.Solder I was thrown though a wall and I was wait this isn't a god I know of this was something darker more Demonic he said Keep Trying to survive you already in our hands I had only 50% of my health left I battled with all my might but lost I kept switching to the classes what still alive and they all fail 1 by 1 and each death I felt a strong pain in my heart the last one alive right before he died The demonic being said Welcome to your worst nightmare and stab the last class and then The pain was to strong I yelled I think I having a heart attack please help! I managed to grab the phone and called 911 I passed out woke up glad that I survived and once when I recover I going to destroy the game by throwing it in the Recycle Bin and then I grabbed my hard drive with a hammer some gas a handgun a buzz saw a lighter and I threw the disc on the ground grabbed the gas and lighter and pour the gas out all around the hard drive and burned after the flames went out I grabbed the hand gun and kept firing until I was out of ammo then I grabbed the buzz saw and cut the drive in half after I finished it by hammering it to the ground and lastly throwing the rest away I think I never going to download random files again
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Team Story

People dare not stare into the sun. The usual explanation is because it will ruin your eyes. The real explanation is because the sun is hell. When you stare at the sun too long, the souls from hell try to climb into your body to live again, get another chance at life. The reason why it hurts to stare at the sun is because the souls are trying to climb into your eyes, burning them in the process. You still see some streaks of light even though you close your eyes because that streak of light is the bridge that connects the sun to you. The sun is white when you gaze upon it. Astronomers say that it is a big ball of fire, basically. People say that hell is a place of suffering and fire. Staring into the sun causes possessions to take place in some cases.
But the Bible says that hell is not created until the end of the world! People might argue. Who says that the world did not already end? Humans are protected in their little O-zone bubble in their planet of Earth. They are protected from lots of evil in the dark abyss of space, with only tiny fragments of evil slipping in. Our sun is dying. Hell is being ruptured, releasing all the evil presences and rupturing the puny bubble and letting the evil come in. Who knows how long mankind will suffer. Days, weeks, moths, maybe years, even! The sun's 'supernova' is really all those souls spreading, causing chaos. They are waiting and are getting angry. They can't wait until they are free. They laugh as they see us destroying ourselves, discovering things that speed up the time for releasement. There are more ways to haunt, following astronauts, squeezing through holes from global warming, using internet and radio waves to keep in touch with our world, counting down as the days slowly end, slowly speeding up the death of the sun.
Humans go crazy and kill each other. Sometimes, there is no reason as to why they do that. Really, the reason is the spirits almost fully taking over the body of one human's soul.
Your conscience will be your pitfall, bugging you to do the wrong things, while a different conscience tries to fight back, telling you that it is wrong. That 'bad' conscience is a group of souls, trying to kick your soul out.
The souls and the evil 'things' that watch us try to predict the future, with zombies and such. The souls and evil 'things' giggle demonically at what really will happen.
All this time they still try to possess us, trying to defeat our true soul. Some will be able to survive, some will fail.
There is no known way to fight back other than hope to survive, but the souls and the 'evil' things will catch you once in your life. Just hope that you'll survive, just hope.
Maybe, just maybe. You won't go insane..
However, if you do, you might experience skeletons popping out and people asking you, "then who was phone?"
If this happens, you must go to Cleverbot and ask, "How's BEN doing?"
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Team Umizoomi Episode 666: TEAM UMIZOOMI IS NO MORE

==Apr 7,2016==
I was just minding my own business while Playing some Five Nights at Treasure Island: Nightmare Before Disney. I clicked New game. And then my computer screen went black. It then showed a picture that I can still remember to this day. It was a picture with Team Umizoomi staring at me with widened and creepy looking eyes. The background was also gone. It stayed there for a good few minutes. Then a video clip started to play. It was a clip of Team Umizoomi going to help some kid with a problem,Then the Umi Car crashed and everyone died. Then It cut to the Picture from before. It stayed there for the rest of the Episode. Then My computer screen had a text that read "NIGHT 1" And that's when I remembered that I was playing FNATI:NBD before this happened.
==Apr 11,2016==
I had lots of nightmares about the Team Umizoomi episode I had witnessed 4 days ago. I couldn't go to sleep. I have stayed up for four days straight and I am super exhausted. I just played Night 2 of Five Nights at Treasure Island: Nightmare Before Disney to calm my nerves. I clicked Coscepis since I made it to 6 AM yesterday,But I didn't get Night 2. I got another Team Umizoomi Episode. It was another shitty unaired episode. But this time,It was different. It began with Team Umizoomi Taking their "Shortcut door". But the door wouldn't open. And I wondered why. But then a deafeningly loud scream erupted,and then static jolted everywhere. I was definitely freaked the fuck out. I couldn't turn off my computer,EVEN if I pressed the power button more than three times. The screen went black,I thought I finally turned off my computer,But It wasn't that. It stayed black and then it came back on with the deafeningly loud scream from before. But the volume in that scream was set WAY too high,and I couldn't turn it down. There was a picture of A red figure with no eyes and a huge grin. Then the screen cut black for about 4 seconds. Then it cuts back on. The colors were missing. And now the quality was Black and white. There was the same figure from before,but it was Black and White as well. The Suicide mouse music began to play,but it was reversed. The figure was walking in circles,then the figure was dancing. Then the figure was being killed by another figure. Then the deafeningly loud scream took over the Suicide Mouse music. Then the episode ends with a picture of the figure's dead body. Then my computer died.
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Tears

She cries for him every day. She hopes he'll come home, and hold her in his arms, but he is off at war with the French empire. She decided to find a way to bring him home before he's gone for good. She went to a friend of her's, a man named Thomas More, elected Master of Requests the year previous, what to do.
"You should trust your heart," he told her determined.
"My heart says I should be with him!"
"Then prove it. You haven't written to him, now would be a proper time to start."
So she did. She wrote letters every day, but she didn't know that her father, Henry, wouldn't let the letters get past, and didn't tell her. She didn't bother to know about what he did, but he was supposedly some sort of authority figure, maybe a politician, and he wanted nobody to know about her. She thought this was ridiculous. He never married her mother, and then had her executed before her eyes. Shrugging off some memories she hadn't gotten over, she wrote another letter. And another. And another. Eventually, she found out her father's secret.
Finding it absolutely outrageous that she hadn't gotten any letters past, and none had gotten through to her, she wept and wept and wept. She had gone weeks at a time without eating, and when she did, she wasn't very hungry, and ate very little. She would have disturbing nightmares, and she would scream in the middle of the night, only to wake up screaming. Soon, she spoke to nobody, and vice-versa. This continued for about a year, and Henry was doing better and better at hiding her existence.
She thought her life was getting worse. However, she heard news of the army returning home. Excited to see her love, she burst out of her room to see him. Among the ranks, there he was, and they stared at each other for what felt like hours. After they made sense of the moment, they embraced each other, one rotting and anorexic, the other also rotting, impaled through the chest, and missing his right arm.
And they spent the afterlife happily ever after.
Unlike other creepypastas of mine, this one is more tame, as I was in a happier mood. Get over it.
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