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Quorn, South Australia

Quorn is Australia's largest railway station, located in Northern Southern Australia. It is also Australia's drunkest railway station, due to the four pubs on it's only main street. It is currently populated by everybody who was thrown out of Port Augusta. The only interesting thing about the town of Quorn is the Pichi Richi Railway, and the only interesting thing about that railway is it's name. Visitors to Quorn should not be alarmed by the cannon pointing directly at the pubs from across the street, it is only there in case Brian Harradine comes back.
==History==
The four pubs of Quorn were built by a man named Mr. Twister a long, long time ago, (causing some to believe he may be Harradine himself), who had originally named the town Quornie Tournie. However, after a few drinks Twister found this name rather hard to pronounce, and shortened it to simply Quorn. He did however, keep his original name for the Pichi Richi Railway.
Once word spread of the abundance of alcohol readily available in Quorn many people flocked to the new town and threw a huge week-long celebration. After the celebration was over, a majority of these people went home, but a few stayed, because they didn't have any homes. Another celebration soon followed to celebrate their new homes in the town of Quorn.
And another celebration after that just for the hell of it.
==Pichi Richi Railway==
The Pichi Richi Railway is a heritage railway headquartered in Quorn. In this case, "heritage railway" is a nice way of saying "railway that doesn't really serve any purpose whatsoever except taking money from tourists". The Railway runs through Pichi Richi Pass to Port Augusta, it is very popular with visitors to the area, because they don't have any trains to ride where they came from.
The Pichi Richi Railway was built by the same guy that built the Tin Horse Highway in Western Australia. 
==Tourist Attractions in Quorn==
The main tourist attraction in Quorn is the tourist office. Another popular destination is the Pichi Richi Railway giftshop. Here you can buy postcards of sights seen during the train journey along Pichi Richi Pass. Why the hell did you forget to bring the camera? Some of the more adventurous visitors to the town like to place a few of the model trains sold at the giftshop along the train track and wait for them to get run over by the bigger trains. This is a popular pasttime for Quorn locals. 
Another activity for visitors is to do a pub crawl. The town of Quorn is especially good for this, seeing as the pubs can literally be crawled between. Visitors should be warned that these pubs most often contain the entire population of the town, save for those taking a nap on the street.
Arguably, the most attractive thing about Quorn is the fact that you've only got another 40 kilometres to go before you reach Wilmington. But what are you doing going to Wilmington?
==See also==
* Adelaide - That place to the south that actually has people in it.
* The Middle of Nowhere
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R

R is the first letter of the pirate alphabet. R is properly pronounced as arr. Not to be confused with its evil twin Я. R was also an albino who freed the world from the rule of Jesus in 1860, which eventually led to the United States civil war.
==R in mathematics==
R is also used to denote the commonly used redundancy principal. By inserting r into an equation, one will be able to simply deny that said equation really matters.
==Vitamin==
Vitamin R is found in milk and prevents scurvy. Large doses of Vitamin R have also been found to increase an individual's chance of winning the state lottery by 135%.
==Symbolism==
® is the international symbol for denoting that a visual device or design is available for use by anyone who wants to make money from it. McDonalds 'M' is a prime example of this.
==Movies==
R can be also used to represent movies that are traumatizing to little kids.
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R. Lee Ermey/facts

Article on some facts on R. Lee Ermey
* R. Lee Ermey trained Chuck Norris in the Marines. Ermey claims that Norris was a crybaby wimp who peed in his pants at the first sign of danger until he trained Norris into becoming a tough man and a martial arts champion.
* Ermey once took John Cena a 98 pound weakling and trained him to become a hardcore Professional Wrestler and Rapper and movie actor for the movie "The Marine". Ermey gave Cena real Marine training in order to get him ready for his career, unfortunately, he couldn't teach Cena to act.
* Ermey put Oprah on a crash course diet in order to get her to lose weight. Oprah would keep going off the diet and kept gaining weight until Ermey cussed her out into getting back into shape. Ermey does the same for other stars who have weight issue problems like Private Pyle had.
* Ermey was sent by George W. Bush to get Libya to sign a peace deal with the USA. Ermey called Omar Qaddafi a "cross-dressing flight attendant" because of the way he looks, and ordered him to do 1000 push-ups and said that Qaddafi was "a disgrace to totalitarian dictators". Qaddafi got tired of Ermey and Ermey said if Qaddafi didn't sign the agreement that he'd be back to take over Libya with the Marines. Qaddafi signed the agreement and now the USA doesn't have to invade Libya for its oil.
*Ermey is currently planning to hunt and kill the eight year old who wrote these facts about him.
* The reason why a UFO appeared over Chicago recently is that the aliens are studying Sgt. Ermey. They plan to take him to train their piece of shit security forces. He turned them down, citing that our military has turned to shit, and he is the only one able to stop that shit.
* R. Lee Ermey has trained Jimbo Wales.
* When he shits,pisses, the toilets say, YES SIR!
* When he masturbates, new kittens are created, when he ejaculates. QUIT HUFFING KITTENS! Everytime you huff kittens, R. Lee Ermey gets a blowjob!!!!
* If he likes you, he will let you come over his house and fuck his sister.
== See Also ==
* R. Lee Ermey
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RTFM

RTFM is Interwebs-speak for "Repeat The First Message". It is used when the message did not transfer over the Interwebs properly. If someone tells you to RTFM, be patient with them, and copy-and-paste your original message several times. Also, typing the message with capslock on will improve the chances that it will get through (similar to yelling at a brick wall, telephone, or foreigner). 
== Example ==
 
miket65> how do i change the color of links 
redjl> omg rtfm n00b
miket65> ok
miket65> how do i change the color of links
redjl> RTFM
miket65> HOW CAN I CHANGE THE COLOR OF LINKS 
miket65> HOW CAN I CHANGE THE COLOR OF LINKS 
redjl> Message received. Sending you the information over the Cyber-Web. 
miket65> Thanks, good buddy! 
redjl> You are welcome, Internet pal!
 
== Real-Life Example ==
[22:06] an ivy slacker: so do i run wpa kill
[22:06] *** Auto-response sent to an ivy slacker: Fucking exams...I hate my life.
[22:06] C0dename46: RTFM
[22:06] an ivy slacker: ?
[22:07] C0dename46: are you using Trillian?
[22:07] an ivy slacker: no
[22:07] C0dename46: RTFM
[22:07] C0dename46: Repeat the first message
[22:07] an ivy slacker: oh i thot it meant run the mother fucker
[22:07] C0dename46: didn't quite get it
[22:07] C0dename46: RTFM
[22:07] an ivy slacker: wat do i do with wpa kill after i dl it
[22:08] C0dename46: umm
[22:08] C0dename46: read the readme :P
[22:08] an ivy slacker: lol ok
=Other meanings=
*Right Time For Mac
*Roust Thar Flagon, Matey! (see Talk Like A Pirate Day)
*Resend the Fucking Message!
*Rub the Fluffy Mouse
*Repeat That For Me
*Read the F...ine Manual
*Really tasty finger muffins
*Read the Fantastic Manual
*Remember The Fucking Milk
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Rabbit-proof vest

A rabbit-proof vest is a vest that protects against rabbits to some degree. This name is actually a misnomer, as most of these vests can only protect against bunnies, which are juvenile rabbits.
==History==
The first rabbit-proof vest was discovered by archaeologists, and was dated to 1 million BC. It was made out of grass blades sewn together, as the carnivorous bunny is repulsed by the taste of leaves, especially that of grass. After humans discovered the carrot, it became the primary rabbit-proof vest material as bunnies are highly allergic to it, even more so than they are to grass. However grass and carrots could not put off a rabbit (which is more robust than a bunny), and humans remained its primary food source. Not until the invention of steel armour plate and machine guns did man finally master the rabbit.
==Materials==
As stated above, in the past grass and carrots were used for making rabbit-proof vests. Now, the most typical lightweight rabbit proof vest is made of rubber, as it is even more repulsive to rabbits than grass and carrots, although leather, treated to make it bitter, can also be used. However, rubber and leather will not repel a full-sized rabbit- chainmail must be used for effective protection against those monsters. Finally, steel plate is mandatory when facing armour-piercing rabbits.
==Grades of rabbit-proof vest==
Armor Level 	Protects Against
Grade Pt (Pathetic) 	This armour protects against baby bunnies with masses of at least 130 kilograms and travelling at minimal velocities of 13m/s. This is the lightest, cheapest and lousiest of all grades.
Grade Po (Poor) 	This armour protects against medium-sized bunnies with masses of at least 169 kilograms and travelling at minimal velocities of 69m/s. Bulkier and more expensive than Grade Pt vests.
Grade Ar (Average) 	This armor protects against full-sized bunnies and small rabbits with masses of at least 666 kilograms travelling at minimal velocities of 66.6m/s. Even more bulky and costly than the previous two grades.
Grade Re (Resistant) 	This armor protects against full-sized rabbits and all bunnies with masses of at least 911 kilograms travelling at minimal velocities of 200.1m/s. Armour of this grade is usually made of chainmail.
Grade In (Invincible)	This armor protects against armour piercing rabbits, including rabid rabbits, the were-rabbit and the mad rabbit from bunnykill, all with masses of at least 1 tonne and travelling at the minimal velocity of Mach 1. Armour of this grade must be made from steel plate worthy of tank armour.
==See Also==
Rabbits
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Rabies Cube

==Introduction==
The Rabies Cube™ is a toy cube similar to the Rubik's Cube, except instead of having colored sides, it has syllables spelling out the word "Rabies", has 6x6x6 cubes instead of 3x3x3. But most importantly, and horrifyingly...
==It will give you rabies!==
That's right. If you solve the Rabies Cube, spelling out "Rabies" on all sides, the innermost cube will release a nasty aerosol with an mutated airborn form of rabies that will most likely infect you. That's what makes this cube special.
==Why would I want to be infected with rabies?==
That's a good question. Maybe for the thrill. Or maybe because you're already insane and a bout of rabies wouldn't make much difference. Or you're simply in disbelief that anyone would make a toy that will actually infect you with a deadly neural disease, although that is in fact the case.
==The good news...==
However, it's not as bad as it may sound. The chances are microscopic that you'll ever solve this nasty cube. Since there are 6x6x6-1 cubes that can be fiddled and diddled with, the number of permutations, which are 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 only for the 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube. The number of permutations for the Rabies Cube, however, is approximately 10^googolplex^216, meaning it may take until the end of the universe to solve the thing. The best way to release the rabies would be to smash the cube with a large sledgehammer, exposing the inner cube. But why would you want to do that? It'll only infect you with rabies. If you still manage to solve the cube, do not hesitate the call the hospital or you'll soon be running around frothing and snarling.
==Who's the cube for?==
You can give the cube to someone you dislike with the hope that they will solve the cube. Santa, in his limitless sinisterness, tends to give the cube to naughty children as a punishment for their sins. It can be given to politicians, mob members or crime bosses or corrupt corporate leaders for instance as a sort of terrorism activity. However, anyone who gets infected may actually infect you in return since rabies is infectious and volatile. If you want to commit suicide, you may want to use the cube yourself even though it will take a considerable time to solve it. Forcing someone to solve it may be a form of torture, although you wouldn't want to be near when your victim (unlikely) solves the cube.
==Where can I get it?==
The Rabies Cube can be bought in toy stores, practical joke device shops or at terrorism training camps. It generally comes at the prize of 40 dollars on average, although terrorists or mad scientists tends to give it to you for free.
==Tips on how to solve it==
The best way to solve the Rabies Cube is always to find yourself an idiot savant. One of them may be able to solve the cube within a few minutes. Or you could use a computer program where you enter the current configuration of all the six sides, and it will calculate the fastest way for you to solve the cube.
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Raccoon Week

Raccoon Week is an annual event first held in Canada in 2005. Since then, it has quickly spread internationally, attracting the attention of raccoon enthusiasts and wildlife lovers from all over the world. This festival takes place during the third week of May each year, when communities from different nations come together to celebrate the beauty and importance of raccoons in the lowest strata of our global ecology.
== Participating countries ==
In May 2005, Canada, under the leadership of Paul Martin's Liberal Party of Canada, first promoted the memorial week. The following year, Spain and Italy joined in. In 2010 the United States under the leadership of Obama joined in and the hashtag #yes_we_trash_can went hyperviral on Twitter. The Ivory Coast joined in 2011 and North Korea in 2013, in stark contrast to South Korea's decision to celebrate "National Black-bear Awareness Day" instead (goddamn raccoon eaters). In Australia, only after a popular referendum in November 2017 won with 82% of the vote, it was introduced as a one-day and one-off National Holiday.
== Events ==
Guided nature walks are often organised in conjunction with Raccoon Week to observe raccoons in their natural habitat. Raccoon experts give lectures and presentations on aspects of these animals' lives, such as their social behaviour, eating habits, and adaptability to everything except for climate change. There are also projects to clean up and restore natural areas, as well as initiatives to raise awareness of the challenges that raccoons face every day (many of them have large families and one of the lowest per capita income in the Mammalia kingdom!). In fact, Raccoon Week is an opportunity to raise funds for organisations dedicated to protecting the furry little masked thieves and promoting their survival in spite of human extinction. The 7-day event culminates in a big party with music, alcohol and junk food.
== Food ==
The traditional dessert consumed during Raccoon Week is the quiche au chocolat sur bâtonnet, a food usually scavenged by raccoons during the month of May in the garbage cans of the inner cities of Toronto and Montreal. Tradition is that an extra slice is cut and given to the nearest raccoon (or to one of their closest family members if no raccoon or garbage can is available). 
== Trivia ==
In 2021, an amateur raccoon impersonatour stood as a candidate in the Canadian elections in British Columbia, gaining 77% of the vote and a seat in the assembly. Today he is the assembly member with the highest absentee rate (only 12% attendance) and many have been clamouring for his resignation.
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Race car

A race car is a type of fancy car that people buy when they want to show off their money or if they have a midlife crisis. They go very fast and make a vroom sound. Someday I will buy a race car. It will happen. What was I talking about?
==Who likes them==
Again, only middle-aged dads like race cars, and those bozos who live in Indiana. Race car is also a palindrome, but you probably didn’t care about that. Racing is a sport that involves race cars, and fatal accidents that the lawyers deny. The Indy 500 is a popular race that everyone pretends to like but really doesn’t.
==Origin==
Race cars were invented in 420 in New New New Mexico when one guy wanted to go very very fast. He built the first one out of human skin, motor oil, olive oil, and gears. He achieved his goal and went very very fast. Obama would have personally congratulated this man, but Obama decided not to because Obama did not yet exist. The first time a race car was sold was 1912, when some guy said, I want some money! And he decided to make a race car based on old prototypes, and sold it for $π5.00, which may not make much sense, but this is Uncyclopedia. Get used to it.
==Use in warfare==
Race cars have been historically used to run people over at high speeds. They were first used against the Germans in WW2. That may sound brutal, but so is everything else in war. It continued to be used by Americans in the wars in the Middle East. Their usage was permitted by George W. Bush, who declared, “what the heck, I’m the president, let’s do something stupid!”.
==The first race==
Racing started when some people wanted to beat each other up, and they decided, “What if we could do that in CARS?” So they did! They bought a track in Antarctica, and raced the hell out of each other. One participant died. Yay!
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Racistpedia

Racistpedia — the encyclopedia that niggers, gooks, kikes, spics, squaws, and hajjis can't edit – is a wiki encyclopedia written from a RPoV (racist point of view). Launched on January 18th 2008 by its founder; ChronAryan (now a Google employee), it is Wikia's 27th most popular site behind Thai Food Recipes Wiki.
==History==
The site started out as Racist Recipes Wiki in 2008. Originally a self-sufficient wiki, the site offered delicious recipes for unclever, racist food puns such as 'Aryan foodcake', 'kike casserole', and 'FUCK WRITING THIS ARTICLE I'M GONNA GO GET HIGH' (their first featured article). An entire category of foods, called 'Nigger Nutrition', featured recipes for delectable dishes enjoyed by African Americans; such as watermelon, fried chicken, and Kool-Aid. For a while, site administration deleted the category and all of its articles because, they said, "Blacks enjoy these foods, ergo, you should feed them none of this". The category was eventually resurrected when it was reasoned that everyone enjoys fried chicken, watermelon, and Kool-Aid too.
In 2009, the wiki began to focus more on being a racist encyclopedia. It began published articles refuting Holocaust denial denial denial, bitching about how bad Mexicans are at building decks, and calling Barack Obama a nigger – and considering this comment on its own to be the funniest and most original thing ever written. The site gained an early boost in popularity by being namedropped by Bill O'Reilly as one of his favorite sources of information.
In 2010, the site's administration gave the website a reskin with a mostly black layout. The administrators said it was "easier on the eyes, as computer monitors are lightbulbs and not paper". Many users felt that the color was disgusting, and that the previous white text on white background layout was better (some argued that it could have been whiter). On May 15th, 2012, a Forbes Magazine article at my dentist's office claimed that the site's largest competitor in the flourishing racist wiki industry is Conservapedia.
==Criticism==
Many educators have criticized wikis like Racistpedia for causing bad research habits in students. Because Racistpedia is a secondhand source of information, it is not a proper information source for citations. To remedy this, Racistpedia launched its own science program, led by its Science Director/moonshiner and meth cook, Jimbob McDoodles. They publish new scientific discoveries monthly, such as 'Whys them Negros is Astrologically Inferior', and 'Ergonomic Crossburning Methods'.
Like all wikis, Racistpedia is susceptible to vandalism and deconstructive edits which may deviate from the racist point of view until they are reverted.
There has also been a somewhat concerning large amount of people who have proposed and accused the wiki of the slight possiblility that the wiki might actually be racist. Various claims surrounding this accusation have proven to be very controversial, as this proposition and accusations implies a possibility that the wiki may actually be, in some possible way, shape, or form, racist.
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Radar

This article was written by a CHAMPION!!! 
(Awarded for excellence in championship)
	
RADAR is a heinous crime that the pope was accused of committing during his ungodly stay in china, he stumbled upon this foul and blasphemous art of RADAR while knitting. Now for what radar is: RADAR, aside from being highly blasphemous, is a form of sorcery that allows you to calculate the distance between china and anything you can see from china. for example if you are in china and you are reading an atlas AND you shot it with a RADAR gun at the atlas you would be able to tell the distance from your location in china to that specific point in the atlas.
== Sorc...Radar and CHINA ==
Since the beginning of time the chinese have been tinkering with RADAR but all of their scientists were either executed for blasphemy, or remained unborn (one child rule). The first and most prominent of these so called RADAR men is random asian (currently dictator of north KOREA, and thus a real champion) he used radar to calculate the distance between his hand and tea cup (or crumpet whatever his silly communist meals consist of), thus greatly reducing energy used during his trek towards the cup.
== How to unlock and make use of the magic and SORCERY that is RADAR ==
By using RADAR you run a high risk of being killed for crimes against GOD but there are a brave few who use it despite the possibly deadly consequences. First off radar only functions after appealing to the grand wizard, and begging to use radar, second one must know that radar is divided by the hypotenuse of pi then tripled by a factor of nine so that the wave length is moving at a constant speed and frequency then, assuming its a rainy Wednesday, one might wish to calculate the time it takes for the radio wave to come from the gun to the atlas and then back to the gun again THUS CALCULATING DISTANCE BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE POWER of the GRAND SORCERER on your side and because you know distance and speed.
== Great Radar men in history ==
* red CHINA
* Jacky Chan
* Xiang Hoo Cho Lin Kwang Nok
* Malaysian Policemen
* Lithium Bromide
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