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Super Bowl.exe

Super Bowl 49 was coming and the Seahawks and Patriots were practicing. QB Russell Wilson was sick of the pats being bitches and relying on their boy, Tom Brady. So Wilson, Marshawn Lynch, Richard Sherman, Kam Chancellor, and Luke Wilson decided to gang up on Brady in a dark alleyway. When Brady went to the alleyway from a strange letter, he got surprised when he saw Wilson, Lynch, Sherman, Chancellor and Luke Wilson butt naked holding a deflated ball which said, "you're dead". The Seahawks got baseball bats and beat Tom Brady to get the message of not to deflate the ball in the Super Bowl. They didn't fuck him but they pissed and shitted on him all at the same time. Then Russell Wilson said, "YOU CAN'T". Then Tom went home to his boyfriend, Rob Gronkowski to have some sweet anal sex. That's how the guys at ESPN predicted Super Bowl 49.
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Super Death World 666

I have always loved Mario. Something about that fatass Italian plumber filled me with glee. My grandma's basement is filled with Mario posters. I keep my Mario merchandise next to my collection of My Little Pony toys and fedoras. It is my mission in life to collect every Mario game in existince. I am only missing one game and will stop at nothing to find it.
I was walking home from Bronycon when I encountered a old man selling bootleg NES games in the back of his white, unmarked van. The van was very hot and stuffy. The man identified himself as Hurbert. "You know if you get sweaty you can take your shirt off", he said. I beat him to death with my fedora and stole all the Mario games. I ran home to my grandma's basement where I promptly inserted the game into my NES.
The game began with Mario running across a desert world. It looked just like a normal desert world, execpt the question mark blocks where covered in hyper-realistic blood. I pressed start and the game began. I was placed into a normal Mario level, with green grass and goombas and koopas running around.
I ran around the world for a while before a ran into a koopa. The koopa shanked Mario and ate his appendix. I've never seen shanking or appendix-eating in a Mario game before, so that struck me as odd. I dimissed it as a glitch and pressed continue.
Instead of restarting at the begining of the level, I was skipped to the next world.
"SUPER DEATH WORLD 666".
THAT sp00ked me a little. I was placed in a another desert world. The sky was red and hyper realistic. The koopas and goombas were covered in hyper realistic blood. The ground was covered in blood that was hyper realistic. Mario fell on the ground and died. The screen then faded to black.
I googled "SUPER DEATH WORLD 666" and found it was a rare unreleased Mario game created by a Nintindoah employee possesed by Satan.
I then realized...
I had found the last Mario game to complete my collection.
I slid the game onto my self, causing a portal to the 4th dimension to open. I walked inside to find a large clear button. I pressed it, causing the universe as we know it to become entangled in a multi-diminsional time warp no human can comprehend.
I tipped my fedora.
The deed was done.
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Super Fun Pokemon Tips

An excerpt from a long defunct gaming website that specialized in odd game codes and hacks. This is just one of the supposedly many strange set of instructions found on the site.
The original site is long gone and the only reason I know about it is because I received it in an anonymous e-mail promoting the shit out of it. Since I'm into creepy stuff AND video games I decided to open it (After checking for viruses of course) and see what it was all about. The contents were as follows:
Out of curiosity, I tried this trick myself. As far as I can tell the only real factor effecting the game itself is the code; and all the code does is glitch the game beyond any sort of recognition, to the point where it's become virtually unplayable because everything is glitched and the text is replaced with gibberish. The sound is a nasty cacophony of screeching chiptunes and throbbing noises, which are only made worse when you wear the damn headphones. I haven't been able to figure out what the weird little ritual they make you do at the start is for.
Update
Ever since I tried the trick with the game I've been having more restless nights and weird, dreams I guess? I wouldn't call them dreams, because they feel so real that I could swear I'm awake when they happen. I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat, but I don't know why, my head hurts and my vision is a bit blurry, and I feel a heightened sense of paranoia.
Even as I type I've got this creepy feeling, like someone is right behind me, and whoever it is they're not too friendly. If anything DOES happen, then at least other people will know about my experience. I've read these creepypasta things before and I know what usually happens to people who fuck with this stuff. I'm going to e-mail this experience, and post it on boards to spread the secret of this site and its' weird contents so that other people can experiment with it, or maybe find some way to stop it.
Peace out guys.
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Super Malleo 65

One day I was taking a giant shat until a cartridge flew through the window and it landed on the crap. I was like wtf is this and I looked at it. It still had crap on it so I licked the crap off. I put it in my n64 and hooked it on the tv in my bathroom. The mario head had black eyes and static was around him. I ignored it and played it. Mario's head was red and black eyes I moved around until it crashed. I was like GOD DAMMIT! and then the mario head appeared and he said see you tomorrow and the n64 turned off. I got up and saw that the toilet was full off shat. The next day I went to the toilet and played super mario 64 when I turned it on mario flew out of the tv and landed on my toilet and ate my crap. I ran out of my house and I tripped and mario got me and he dragged me to the tv and sucked me in with him. My Bro came in and saw me at in the tv and he was like "Oh my Dammit". Then mario tried to get him but he pulled out a shotgun and mario exploded ever crap and blood all over the place. He pulled me out of the tv and then a skeleton popped out and pulled us both into the tv and the N64 caught on fire and it became ash. the end
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Super Mario's Castle Fun

One day I was looking around eBay for unreleased games. While looking, I found a game called 'Super Mario's Castle Fun' for the SNES. I was a massive Mario fan growing up, and knew all of the titles in the Mario series, but I had never heard of this release. I opened a new tab and searched on Google Super Mario's Castle Fun. There were 0 results. Quickly, I looked back at the eBay page. The seller had 100% feedback, and the price of the game was very cheap. I wondered why the seller would sell such a rare game for that cheap of a price, and I thought it was a scam. But it was only a couple of dollars to lose, and curiosity got hold of me so I had to buy it.
Surprisingly, it came in the mail, 3 days later. When I opened it, the cartridge was a picture of a happy Mario in Peach's Castle. I put it into my SNES. The moment the title screen loaded, it was apparent that the game was barely finished, as I had expected. It was a black background with some red text saying, 'Start'. I pressed start. The game opened to a field. In the field was a barely recognisable Mario who had no face. I thought this was obviously because it was a very early prototype, but I realised other things were out of place such as the goombas, they were flying and had no eyes. I made Mario go over to the goombas, but he couldn't jump high enough to get to them.
Realising there were enemies on the ground, I made Mario jump on them. When I did, the enemies splatted with blood and I could hear multiple 8-bit voices talking to me. They said things like, 'You monster.' I immediately jumped from my seat and went to turn the SNES off, but the power off button wasn't working. A text appeared on the screen saying,
"Mario has been convicted of murder. He has died in the electric chair."
I was surprised, Nintendo had never taken a realistic approach to any of their games, and I started to piece together why this game was never released. I went to unplug the SNES from the socket when I heard a voice from the console. "Are you scared, Charlie?" I didn't have a clue how this game knew my name. It should have been impossible for a gaming company to find out my name and program it into the game, but I shrugged it off as coincidence. I unplugged the SNES and took the cartridge out. The picture on the cartridge had changed from a happy Mario in Peach's castle to Mario crying blood surrounded by dead bodies. I ran into my back garden with a lighter and set the cartridge on fire. Just as the last part was about to be burned I heard another voice from inside my head.
"You are scared, Charles."
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Super Mario: Creepy

Please, read what I have to say. I'm writing with the most fingers. This is not a call for help or a cry for help. My name is Carlos sorry if that's confusing. I like to read Creepypastas I'm subscribed of Hoodlem Mr Creepypasta Creepsmcpasta. When I'm done with school I drink mugs of the purple soda. When I browsed Reddit after school you know my mom had just called me to do my chores. If I hadn't done my chores my life would be the same as it always had been. But I am not writing this to tell you about my mom though I'm writing this as a warning not about my mom. I came across a thread that people on Reddit about a new Mario game founded by redditors DO NOT CLICK IT. The purple had changed my brain and I clicked the linked link anyway on the thread even though I wasn't supposed to be on the computer I had chores to do. Before I clicked the link my mom rushed through my door my heart stopped spilling my mug of purple zero cal flavored. Without knowing I swepted the house and took out a trash without knowing my computer had dowloaded the game itself! When I returned to my computer I was shocked to see Mario standing at me looking at me looking terrifying. This was not the same mario we had all come to now and love. mario had blood flow through his eyes. Mario's eyes spilled everywhere through my computer screen and I was grabbed by the neck and choked to death. I woke up from my bed and looked under my bed for the evil Mario. I looked at my mirror for any grab marks then I smelled mushrooms and I then turned from my mirror to see a plumber behind me. The once-happy-go-lucky mario gave me a wide toothy grin and then began killing my dog, Curly who I had known ever since I was six years old. She had long curly hair so we called her Curly. She was a longhaired collie with dirty blond hair and fluffy white patches. She would run outside our backyard for hours and loved to go outside. She was my best friend and comfort me when I was crying. She cried out in pain as super mario began crushing her skull with the baseball bat from SUPER MARIO SLUGGERS. I was unable to do anything as my dog looked less like a dog and more like marios punching bag. Sooner or later Mario was done with the torture saying "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?..." he said as he jumped back into Reddit. I hastily ran to my bleeding dog who was still alive! This has had to been the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I said "I love you Curly." Curly has said "I had always loved you too Carlos." We locked eyes with eachother. Dogs have their own language like the movies Cats & Dogs. I really sad to say goodbye. "Play the game Carlos, or else Mario will come for you like he came for me!" Curly said that to me. "But but..." just like that before I could have said something to the Curly's eyesdrifted away from me. I knew what I had to do. So I stood up, and played. I am now writing dead.
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Super Mario: Death Version

One day I was at the Gamestop and saw a mario game it was called Mario death version. I went to buy it and the man had hyper-realistic eyes when he gave it to me. I put it in my Nintendo 64 and saw Mario. But he had blood eyes and was angry. I started the level and mario was in a cutscene, he said "Imma gonna fucken kill bowser" and pulled out a ugn. Then an image flashed that was Jackie Chan with Chinese words (it's foreign so it's scary) and it said "Omae Wa Shinderu" (I can't understand Japanese) also there was a dead child and kitten, I probably should've mentioned that. And then mario was with a gun and shot toad "fucka u" he said. The game wouldn't turn off. Then the lights went out and I saw Bowser showed up. And he was hyper-realistic far more realistic then what the snes could realistically handle and he says "bwaahahhaa. But then he saw mario who had blood and hyper-realistic eyes and was scared. He begged Mario to not kill him. and then mario took out a gun and said in Ukranian "knjkvevioioiviov" (I can't speak russian). And then Mario went to peach but she was dead and covered in blood and guts and her eyes were gouged out. Then it said "THE YEAR IS 1997" (old years are scary). And mario was angry so he shot toad and the nostalgia critic and donkey kong and peter griffin and bart simpson and was covered in blood and guts. And I was so scared this whole time I was puking and crying. Mario would never kill. then he went outside but there was Luigi who had angry realistic eyes that ierced Mario's soul. "Mama mia, u r a killr" Luigi said then he punched mario in the face, and blood sported out on mario from his nose. And then mario was even more hyper-realistc because he was mad. Then Mario shot luigi and I screamed out loud in real life. Nut ligi ate the bullet and they fought luig took out ni fe and stabb ed mario in the head and I was so scared why would mario do this! Mario never swore. Luigi sab mayro in te chest and mario let out a hyper-realistic scream. then a runch sound because luigi jump on mario and says "finally no more death and also God is dead." But now mario a zombie and bited luigi in the head and ate head while hyper-realistic crunch noise were made. And then mario turned to the screen and said as a zombie "Imma comin for u, hail satan (religion is scary)." Then the game went black. I did not move, for I was so scared I was frozen in fear. Then i took the game cartridge and shoot it (Technology is scary and bad). But it was too durable and i shot myself in the eye. And then I saw a mario plushie but it had hyper-realisic blood eyes and the people Mario killed were there, even peach. Did mario kill Peach? But then I saw 4 figures step out, Peter Griffin, Nostalgia Critic, Jackie Chan, and Bart Simpson! But Mairo killed them. "No I must fight the zombies!" Icried out. "But John," shouted the Nostalgia Critic, "you ARE a zombie." and then I became a demon and wrote this.
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Super Mario: The Haunted Save

I was bored. I was super duper bored. It was January 4th, and my new years resolution was to finish ALL my video games by today. Now that I have done that, I had no new things to play. All of the sudden, I got an e-mail on my phone. I opened it.
The e-mail had no words in the "from" bar at the top. The subject was "Get old bootleg SNES cartridges! Only in today's e-auction!" Intrigued at the sound of new video games, I went to the e-auction.
The first few games I had no clue what they were, so I sort of got bored watching the screen. I was about to close the site, when I saw the text saying "Bootleg Super Mario World" pop up. I decided to get it, and won.
2 weeks later, I got the Super Mario World cartridge in the mail. I was, once again intrigued when I saw most of the label was torn off of the cartridge. The only letters not torn off were: U, E, R, M, R, and D. I immediately put all the letters together and tried to think of something. After a while, I came up with one word: MURDER.
Obviously, I still put in the cartridge, something I still regret to this day. Not that I can feel depressed anymore. After all, doesn't the word on the cartridge say it all? I was going to stop here, but I suppose I can tell you how my fate came to be.
After I put the cartridge in, the game started. Everything looked normal, except that the hills and the clouds had a slight redish tinge to them. I opened the file selection, and there was a save file on the game already. The name of the file was...
SAVE FILE 1!
I bet you weren't expecting that.
Anyways, I loaded the file, and went to the level with the first yoshi in it. I was walking, and as you may expect, I have played super mario world some form or another, and I know that this wasn't here. There was A small red hill, with a very dark red pipe on the top. The first thing somebody would think would be "Something in a video game can't hurt me. It's just a video game!" Those people can keep believing that.
At that time, I believed that too. so I went down the pipe. I thought it would be some bootleg-glitch secret. But something was wrong when I was falling for around 30 seconds. When I hit the ground, Bowser was there watching me. I was seriously freaked, so I lunged for the power button. all of the sudden, text popped up on the screen saing "You wouldn't want to do that, would you?" and the power button was deactivated.
Mario and Bowser were on screen, glaring straight at me. More text popped up saying "You want a suprise? Here!" And bowser pulled out a portal gun. (LOL :P) He blasted the floor under me and then he blasted above the lava. You can probably figure out what happened next.
To this day, I am a boo, guarding Bowser Castle. My home is in the 9th room. If any explorer finds my diary, share my story with the world.
- Bowser Castle Boo #453
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Super Mario 0

This all began when I took out my N64. I had found it in the garage, from when my father gave it to me. It was in good condition, and some retro fun sounded awesome. I looked through the games. I found a cartridge that was at the bottom of the bag, reading "Mario" and the number 0. I didn't know what to think of this, since I had never heard of this game.
I put it into the N64 and played it. It came up to a screen that was Mario's head, much like Super Mario 64. But the "M" on the head had been replaced with a "0". I didn't know what to think other than it was a hacked copy of Super Mario 64.
I started a new world. But instead of the normal dialogue popping up, it popped up with Luigi yelling "Help!". Of course in a dialogue box, with some other information.
Bowser's text read, "If you do not rescue Luigi, he will die in void," Bowser stated.
I freaked out, since I knew for a fact that Luigi wasn't even in the game. Plus, Bowser did not look right. I realized that his pupils were zeros, text zeros in a cartoon picture. I considered shutting off the game, but I wanted to explore this further.
So I got into the castle. But when I stepped inside, I knew things were seriously wrong. The toads were gone, and there was a glitch that prevented me from getting to rooms, the only place I could go was the sunshine, which looked grey. I jumped into the grey.
All of a sudden I saw a level that looked like a boss battle with Bowser (he still had the zero eyes). I started to beat him, and finally after much gameplay I beat him, but that wasn't what was weird. Afterwards Bowser hit a gear, destroying it, and Luigi falls into a darkness, which I am guessing is "void". But the next thing was what creeped me out. I will never play this again, no matter what.
Luigi appeared on the screen, with black eyes. He had an evil smile. He then attacked Mario. Having no way to beat him I just let myself die. Then Luigi said something sinister, in voice.
"Zero."
Then the N64 turned off, I removed the cartridge. I have not played it since.
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Super Mario 104

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==December 8th, 2012==
My name is Jeniffer Rouleur and I'm going to start keeping this journal because somethings in my life happen strangely. I'm going to an auction tomorrow, and I'll tell you what happens.
==December 9th, 2012==
I got an n64, but I didn't win it. On the way out, some guy told me he got it off of eBay and didn't want it anymore, so he gave it to me along with six games. But still, that guy had stitches up his arm...
==December 10th, 2012==
The first game I ever played was Super Mario 64. That game was back in my possession now, along with an n64.
I put on the game, and the screen where you can stretch Mario's face appeared, but he looked depressed, and a couple pixels on his face were out of place, making it look like he was bleeding.
I ignored this and pressed start. The game just started up with me having 104 stars. I walked around and found metal Mario just standing there. He appeared to smile at me, just smile. I turned it off, and now I'm going to bed.
==December 15th, 2012==
After a LOOONG week at work, I invited some of my friends over so they could see my game. We turned it on, and when the stretching screen appeared, my friend got kinda freaked out.
I told them it was just a graphical glitch and I tried to make my point by stretching his jaw downward, but it ripped off, a bloody mess.
One of my friends, James, had recently had an n64 but sold it on eBay said 'wait lemme see that pile of games...' he concluded that the man at the auction was in fact the guy he sold his to. Then he showed us his arm. A cut all the way up.
He said that the only way to get rid of the game was to fight to the end of the events, and make the chain continue. So we did, metal Mario killed all the Toads, Bowser, Mario, Yoshi, and Peach. So I sit here now posting the games and the system on eBay.
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