The Dumbass Ritual

First F, go outside. Outside of your door, in a small white box, you will find the straw from McDonald's. When you take the straw is equipped with a pocket on the left. Please make sure not left in your pocket that you, the other pocket. If you do not have a pocket you do not have, you can be placed safely on the side of the left leg only. Now, from your location, go to the nearest July 11. Please enter open the door with your right hand. Is it possible to use your right hand is important. Proceed in order to obtain a small cup 12 slander copy, please fill them all on top of it. Slurpee flavor that it is not important what they put into. Now, put a slur each straw piece Ra Ra copy one small piece of straw, of two large-scale. Go to the counter. Cashier will be middle-aged man with glasses and short hair. He will shift your weight on left foot. If he means that you are not ready for you you still have to shift your weight on the right foot. In the case of that event, repeat these steps, go home, go home at the moment. If he does not need you to shift his weight, he is, will kill you. You are after shifting their weight, is to press the 7 Slurpees at the counter with following the greeting of a man "good", a big sigh, it De that responded by dropping the other five you on your side will. Then, man, in order to remove the small yellow coin then you take to reach, to register, you must shout to hold it for you "Mucho gusto." Before you take it, must blow 14 times in his palm. If you right in your pocket, has a yellow coin.To leave the store, go to open the door with both hands. In the parking lot, you will notice the old man you try to start his motorcycle at any time. You must kick the left foot three times his bicycle, walk him twice with his right foot. Then, he must give the straw from McDonald's that you have previously received. Then will say, "Uncle, thank you very kindly," and he has been waving the right hand with his left hand. Shake your right hand with your left hand is only possible expert, please do not try to do this. Instead, let's all make an old man of the handshake. Then, 32 seconds, must face from him. Once, had been waiting a long time, and swing it back toward him. You will be able to understand what he is missing. In addition, you can have a small piece of paper in your hand you can see you now. In addition, the paper has the word "12 dawgs" are written on it you know.In California you know, some Silicon Valley. Well, you must go to the nearest black market. There, to provide a "Bo," he has met the man of the mystery of your large your name to sell some fried chicken are marinated in a liquid. Now you to hold it, the left must put a coin in yellow. So, the next thing that he would take it, you will have to reverse him grab him, over the shoulder of your judo. He took the coin, with the right hand, then pass the chicken. If he holds a hand to the left, the flip of judo was weak. If you were weak judo flip the place where you must compete for survival against man-eating you are angry, he will be sent to you in Scotland. After taking a chicken, you need to go to Burger King.Burger King is moved to is not important. In order to walk in once, you will need to run a human intentionally. Because it is only human people of Burger King, this will be easy. He will throw it to you, and grab the nearest napkin crumpled up and fell. You have to catch it in the air. After uncrumpling it, you'll notice that the word napkin paper called "12 dawgs" was actually written there. And burst into flames. If you do not have it burst into flames at Burger King was wrong, you must kill a man you've ever met. If the man does not throw the napkin to you, it means that you will actually German. Pass there is a need napkins, and be enveloped in flames, and the man behind the counter says, "that was toilet is made to order. Fellow", go to the counter, the chicken "Le bathroom. "He is a mystic said, and ask to use" then corresponding to it. "I was chosen, remove the chicken, walk back to the chicken. After that, you must go to the bathroom. You wash your hands of the Russian people, the man will find that the obesity of Jose has set foot in the bathroom. I make eye contact with him, if he does not exist will not work. He is to hold the hand of him to turn it on to your face, shake you. After that, he will damage the beard in response to it says "beautiful weather, broski" a. When he does it, you must hit your knees. Then he walked in. lock it, unlock it, close the door, lock it again, I went to one of the stalls in the bathroom. You are done until then, you already, you need to kick the door in. You'll notice that there is a door to the toilet should have Jose. Open the door and walk in. You'll notice that you are a long tunnel. To move forward and turn around, run the two steps, walk two steps in the reverse direction, we look at the bottom, turn 65 degrees to the left. Are you a mystical chicken, you can understand that there is a bright blue you are now. It is to take place on the shoulders of you. Do not worry, that it does not fall. Now, you are not tired yourself, you can sprint you need to tunnel down as soon as possible. You will eventually find themselves in a room of very large stones. That there is a chair in all rooms. You must go to sleep 3 meters from the chair and lie on the floor. When you wake up, please fill out the notification that there is a man sitting in a chair. Because he wears a big black robe, can you please refer to the manual page can not bear having a mask. Put your hand on the right say blue chicken, hold it, the word is written on the back of the hand and left. I would not have allowed the word, you will need to tell yourself you will find. If you say it, I take the chicken man, you will kick you in the knockout-and-drop. When you wake up, lying on the bed, your house will come back. You have a life now you can see the OBC, that you move it to your computer.First F, go outside. Outside of your door, in a small white box, you will find the straw from McDonald's. When you take the straw is equipped with a pocket on the left. Please make sure not left in your pocket that you, the other pocket. If you do not have a pocket you do not have, you can be placed safely on the side of the left leg only. Now, from your location, go to the nearest July 11. Please enter open the door with your right hand. Is it possible to use your right hand is important. Proceed in order to obtain a small cup 12 slander copy, please fill them all on top of it. Slurpee flavor that it is not important what they put into. Now, put a slur each straw piece Ra Ra copy one small piece of straw, of two large-scale. Go to the counter. Cashier will be middle-aged man with glasses and short hair. He will shift your weight on left foot. If he means that you are not ready for you you still have to shift your weight on the right foot. In the case of that event, repeat these steps, go home, go home at the moment. If he does not need you to shift his weight, he is, will kill you. You are after shifting their weight, is to press the 7 Slurpees at the counter with following the greeting of a man "good", a big sigh, it De that responded by dropping the other five you on your side will. Then, man, in order to remove the small yellow coin then you take to reach, to register, you must shout to hold it for you "Mucho gusto." Before you take it, must blow 14 times in his palm. If you right in your pocket, has a yellow coin.To leave the store, go to open the door with both hands. In the parking lot, you will notice the old man you try to start his motorcycle at any time. You must kick the left foot three times his bicycle, walk him twice with his right foot. Then, he must give the straw from McDonald's that you have previously received. Then will say, "Uncle, thank you very kindly," and he has been waving the right hand with his left hand. Shake your right hand with your left hand is only possible expert, please do not try to do this. Instead, let's all make an old man of the handshake. Then, 32 seconds, must face from him. Once, had been waiting a long time, and swing it back toward him. You will be able to understand what he is missing. In addition, you can have a small piece of paper in your hand you can see you now. In addition, the paper has the word "12 dawgs" are written on it you know.In California you know, some Silicon Valley. Well, you must go to the nearest black market. There, to provide a "Bo," he has met the man of the mystery of your large your name to sell some fried chicken are marinated in a liquid. Now you to hold it, the left must put a coin in yellow. So, the next thing that he would take it, you will have to reverse him grab him, over the shoulder of your judo. He took the coin, with the right hand, then pass the chicken. If he holds a hand to the left, the flip of judo was weak. If you were weak judo flip the place where you must compete for survival against man-eating you are angry, he will be sent to you in Scotland. After taking a chicken, you need to go to Burger King.Burger King is moved to is not important. In order to walk in once, you will need to run a human intentionally. Because it is only human people of Burger King, this will be easy. He will throw it to you, and grab the nearest napkin crumpled up and fell. You have to catch it in the air. After uncrumpling it, you'll notice that the word napkin paper called "12 dawgs" was actually written there. And burst into flames. If you do not have it burst into flames at Burger King was wrong, you must kill a man you've ever met. If the man does not throw the napkin to you, it means that you will actually German. Pass there is a need napkins, and be enveloped in flames, and the man behind the counter says, "that was toilet is made to order. Fellow", go to the counter, the chicken "Le bathroom. "He is a mystic said, and ask to use" then corresponding to it. "I was chosen, remove the chicken, walk back to the chicken. After that, you must go to the bathroom. You wash your hands of the Russian people, the man will find that the obesity of Jose has set foot in the bathroom. I make eye contact with him, if he does not exist will not work. He is to hold the hand of him to turn it on to your face, shake you. After that, he will damage the beard in response to it says "beautiful weather, broski" a. When he does it, you must hit your knees. Then he walked in. lock it, unlock it, close the door, lock it again, I went to one of the stalls in the bathroom. You are done until then, you already, you need to kick the door in. You'll notice that there is a door to the toilet should have Jose. Open the door and walk in. You'll notice that you are a long tunnel. To move forward and turn around, run the two steps, walk two steps in the reverse direction, we look at the bottom, turn 65 degrees to the left. Are you a mystical chicken, you can understand that there is a bright blue you are now. It is to take place on the shoulders of you. Do not worry, that it does not fall. Now, you are not tired yourself, you can sprint you need to tunnel down as soon as possible. You will eventually find themselves in a room of very large stones. That there is a chair in all rooms. You must go to sleep 3 meters from the chair and lie on the floor. When you wake up, please fill out the notification that there is a man sitting in a chair. Because he wears a big black robe, can you please refer to the manual page can not bear having a mask. Put your hand on the right say blue chicken, hold it, the word is written on the back of the hand and left. I would not have allowed the word, you will need to tell yourself you will find. If you say it, I take the chicken man, you will kick you in the knockout-and-drop. When you wake up, lying on the bed, your house will come back. You have a life now you can see the OBC, that you move it to your computer.
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