Rear-View Mirrors

You know those mirrors on cars? As in, the rear-view mirrors? The mirrors that have reflections that grow closer the closer other car is next to you? Well, I've got a story to tell you about those horrible and scary and horribly scary things. Those things. What do they do? I asked a bunch of 'university level' scientists. But they were just teens wearing oversized labcoats who didn't study for school and they dropped out. I was enraged by this. This is why I shouldn't look on Twitter, god damn it! I need a reliable source like XVideos or PornHub or CockShopForSluts Wait, whoops, hehe, wrong ones.
The story starts like this. It was a quiet, empty night at my local WalMart that got turned into a Taco Bell because the building 'sucked total ass', which I made possible. Anyways, getting back to it. I stick my dick in the food and a guest tried some. His reaction was as follows:
'Eww, I thought it was a taco!' Shierked the guest. I didn't know his name. So the next best thing was to refer to him as 'the guest', which was a good call. I finished my shift and I was walking up to my car. I noticed that one of the windows of my car had been smashed with a large hook. My heart was beating so fast that I started to dance the Gangnam Style (That always helps to keep calm). I stopped doing the dance because it was cringe. I got into my car and I drove off.
I turned on the radio. There was a strange channel. It was called SAVEME. It sounded cool, so, I put it on. What I heard whatever was not cool. It was just some annoying screaming and sounds of bones and flesh tearing. I heard a whisper. The whisper said this.
'Look in your rear-view mirror for a fun surprise!' I turned my head and I saw a wicked witch who had a green fast and she looked strikingly similar to The Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz. She cackled and she then flew away, tightly grabbing into her black hat. And poof. She was gone. I had to calm myself down by turning off the radio and switching off my car.
But the thing is, my car wouldn't switch off. As I looked into my rear-view mirror, I saw a note. This is what the note said.
'Find me, my prettie!'
I knew that was from the witch. I knew that. It had to be. I just had a feeling. Deep within me. She was somewhere.
The radio suddenly turned on. I heard a loud screech, it repeated twice. Then, it stopped. This was weird. The note flew off the rear-view mirror and I could see a hand print on the mirror itself. Was someone there before me? Is this really a dream? No, it wasn't a dream actually. I'm serious. Trust me!
OK, so, the hand print disappeared and suddenly felt some cold wind blow against my hair. I'm a girl BTW. I slowly turned my head, nobody was there. Suddenly, my car stopped. I was in the middle of nowhere. To the left, I saw trees. To the right, I saw a opening into a part of the woods. As I walked, I could hear a broom, sweeping leaves. I quickly went into the woods. I saw a old lady. She was about to chase me, then, she threw her poison apples on the floor and then her entire house and all of the other stuff she owned disappeared. I saw Unikitty as a witch, flying overhead. I saw the other one, too. Then, they flew off. I ran back to my car, huffing and puffing.
I went into the car. I heard a snorting sound. I slowly turned around. I saw one message in that rear-view mirror. This is what it said.
'You're actually next.' I was so shocked. I drove home quickly. I wiped the message off with a cloth. And then it was late and I tried to sleep and then something really scary. A scary goblin monster thingy said something in my ear, because he was a crazy cocksucking, fucking, cucking, mucking, fucking cockchoker! This is what he said.
'I killed everyone you loved, I blew up your car, tehehehe.' 
The next morning, everything was fine. Witches were still around tho. That was 'normal', I guess. So, yeah, after that shitty tale, I never looked at rear-view mirrors the same way ever again...
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