Dis is how u sonic

OK GUYS JUST SO U KNOW IM 11 AND I DONT MUCH CARE 4 D PEDOFILES SO IF U TRY 2 DO DAT 2 ME I WIL FRIKN STAB U WITH MY DIMIND SWORD
ok so i was hav an akshuly rel dimund sord and i was playin wif my frend SKID SHULUTEN we was ply minkraf rel lif kuz m mama was said dat we had 2 ply outsid kuz if we don we get dyabeetees. so we did and der was a skwerl but it wasa blu skwirl and it was a dube bro and was evil and said HELLO CHILDREN I C U R PALYIN MINCRF i skreem STRAGER DANGER and he said OK and left
dat nit 4 dinr we haden mashed lttuce and potatoes and my mamam said DIS WERD MAN KAM 2 HOUSE 2DAY LOKIN 4 U HE SAID U WER RUD 2 HIS SQUIRL IM NOT GONNA LET U EET TIL U APOLIJIZ 2 HIM i said OK WER IS HE she said U MUST GO ON A QUEST 2 FIND HIM HERES D MAP i seen d map it was dum and stupid but i did it
i tok d rong way on purposoe u c d map was of texas but instead i went 2 kanada i dont trust texas kuz of TEXAS PATRIXX wich is TED CRUZ wich is ILLUMINATI/ZODIAK KILLER but i go 2 kanadan and d man sasid AY SON AY I'VE A SECRET MESSAGE FROM SUM 1 U MUST TRY 2 RESIST D URG 2 SELL UR SOUL 2 A APPARITION DAT WILL APPEAR dis mans words mad me angry so i attakt him wif my diamund sord DAT I HAVE REAL OK? and as he died he said I WARND U HE WILL KUM! den appered t man he hav 4 eyes and was of rotted flesh and he said SELL UR SOUL? i den realized d man was korrect den it was alie kuz d squirl and rabbit dat i did not metion said dat 2 so i listened anyway and i said NO BEHIND ME SATIN and it said CURSE I SHALL RETURN! i said NO U WONT and THE PIG MAN SAID U R KURRECT DONT EAT SAUSAGES OK?
i returned home wif wat i had lernd and by dat poit d mashed supper was cold and mama said NO! i said WAT? she said HE GAV U D VIRUS i said WAT VIRUS i seen d mirror my face was inflated and i was also now a person of color and so i had no rights it lefts kuz u no racism and opey appered and said DIE POTATOE DIS IS HOW U SONIC AND PLAY RACISM i was a dead potatoe dat day burried n d ground and sprouted potatoe  wif my eyes on dem and i was reveld 2 me d story
d story goes lik dis by d way WAT? anevez so dis kid went 2 target had no nose and was ridiculed but he said U JUST WACH ME I AM OPEY FRUM ANDY GRIFIF IMA GUNNA BUY DES TOMATES 4 ONLY -1 CENT KUZ IT WAS D 50S patrixx agreed it was kurrekt and dey skreemed bekuz it was cause inflashin and japanastan invaided DO U BELIVE IN GOD? dey asked and d man said YES BUT HE'S BUT HE'S NOT VERY NICE 2 ME and dey said NO FOOL! IT IS D GODESS UR DUM den PATRIXX apperead and said SURRENDA NOW DIE PATRIXX'S head den swelled up and exploded wif great atomic force and t ppl all said I DONT HAVE TIME 4 DIS but dey found time... oh did find time... WAT? and dead
so dat was d story dat was reveild 2 me d tru kind d 1 wer al talkin about you knwo kuz d man will mak d oopera of it and kall it SHURLY AND KILD ME also did i mention dat was on toy isle? WINK WINK and u understand now y wer all doomed ok? u get it. poatatoes and sonix hav spoken d tru and so haz my eyes wicr now potatoes and i am d prophet now THANK YOU u will worshpi me maybe someday but greatness is never understood in its time
so i started a new file on POKEMANS look behind u and youll find out where dat gets u anyway d rival said Y R U EVEN TRYING AT DIS POINT? and it was a good call i was realized I did not train at ALL and sumhow even do i lozed all d battles i was d champ bkuz i luved my pokemon but i fergat wat dey wer dey wre rely hot dat all i kud remember ok? and so i said NO and he said DIS IS NOT TALKING GAME U JUST PLAY IT OKAY patrixx apperead and said I THINK THIS IS ENOUGH BRAINWASHING 4 2DAY U MUST FIGHT D GREAT MONSTER i said OK and it was there and it said RORRORORORORORO kuz it had 3 head but no beard i said DIS MONSTERS GONNA B EASY it was levl 2 and a half pluz sonik was my ally (any my spirit aminal and my waifu and sumday hopefully my dad but PATRIXX doesn't no dat at dis pont n d story) anyway d 3 headed monster was like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and i said NO U and it skreemed in fear and i thot i killed it but it got bak up and used FURRY FIRE BLAST ATTACK PATRIXX INCLUDED and it was at dat moment dat i relizd i fricked up sonik was dead kuz i fergat 2 inlude PATRIXX and so sonik kam bak 2 lif wif d power uv prayer but it was 2 C'SHAN so he was evl SINOUX WAT? Patrixx sadi IT SEEMS D BRAINWASHING HAS SUCCESSUFLLY FAILED DER IS NOT HOPE NOW U SHAL DIE! U KANT GET OUT AND U KANT NO LOGNER C STUF! it was CORRECT adnso daz y u shud don8 2 blind ppl kuz i'm 1
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