Jacobs Inferno

Prologue: Midway upon the journey from the pub Jacob found himself within a forest dark , He had to hurry though downton abby was about to come on. Midway through the forest Jacob heard hushed whispers (and possibly an anguished scream) , suddenly out of nowhere three beasts jumped him, one being a student from the local football team , the other a man being a tall slender man , and the final one a short fat looking man. The short man stepped out of the darkness... so... we-a heard you-a mocking us on the-a internet.. the short man says. Jacob replies with w-who are- before being cut off by the student , who interrupted with NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK MORON they start trying to attack Jacob , in which Jacob proceeds to run but to no avail.Jacob was murdered violently by the three assailants.
Part 1: Canto IV- Jacob awakens in pasta hell and is surrounded by the rejected creepypastas. He hears a voice behind him. He turns around to find the great poet SlimeBeast standing before him. where are we?!? Jacob asks in horror. Slimebeast replies with Creepypasta hell...We must traverse these tormented circles of hell if we are to escape Jacob and Slimebeast enter the abyss of bad stories. Surrounding them were the authors of the bad creepypastas chained to the walls, each in their own sort of torture. Sonic.exe was up to his head in hyper realistic blood, Tails doll my story was suspended from the cells roof with his feet being clawed at, and finally Jesse wolf was restrained to a chair being forced to play minecraft. Once clearing what one could call a gauntlet of depravity they made their way into the next circle...Grammar..
Part 2 : A sea of troubles - Jacob and SlimeBeast walk down the stone path going deeper into the next circle, they see a vast blood filled sea of terrible spelling, how are we to cross? Jacob asks, still kinda freaked out by the whole hell thing a boat will be arriving shortly. Slimebeast replys. In the meantime Toby and Matt carry on with the show, Hello and welcome to bad creepypasta Toby says, Jacob cant be here today,he was going to show up, but got lost in the forest of eternal damnation on the way home. Meanwhile in hell, The boat finally arrived at the ferry terminal. Jacob and SlimeBeast step onto the boat and take their seats and gave the boat fare to Alexo the ferryman. Some old hag was sitting by them and kept hogging the space, They get up to move when Jacob looks over the rails and sees that some guy had left sharp objects unattended in the water. Blimey! Jacob exclaims Some nutter been left his shivs down in the ren furlongs mile and a quarter!! , Since nobody knew what that meant Alexo carried on. Within a few short seconds a loud grinding sound was heard. The deck started to be filled with blood from the river. Eeveryone got up to run for the lifeboats , but they kept slipping on the blood and they were all grossed out...Jacob and SlimeBeast finally make it onto one of the rafts and lower it into the water, leaving Alexo to his water grave.After sailing in the life boat for a bit they hit rough currents..A waterfall soon appears before them and they are thrown into the lower ring.
Part 3 : Rage - The duo awakens from the crash, surrounding them are people aimlessly wandering , bantering..They have awoken in the comments section. They get up and start running for the exit since the constant screaming was starting to give them a headache..Whilst running something grabs Jacobs foot causing him to trip!! the demon who grabbed him yells WHYY MUST YOU HATE ON MY JE- The fangirl is cut off, for SlimeBeast has crushed her head with his walking stick. Jacob gets up as SlimeBeast fends the remaining fangirls off. They soon approach the exit..A locked door..SlimeBeast reaches into his pocket and starts fumbling the key ring trying to find the right one, when all of a sudden one of the fangirls gets back up and charges at SlimeBeast who had his back turned. SlimeBeast gasps, but suddenly a loud BANG was heard..consider that a divorce Jacob says, Suddenly wearing sunglasses and holding a pistol (that he found on the remains of some fat kid). They unlock the door to find the next ring filled with sand..They get on a magic carpet and proceed ahead.
Part 4 : Booze - They fly through the desert on the magic carpet that so happened to be conveniently placed, Below they see a short man resembling the one from earlier..Except this time he was pleading for thirst (of all things in a desert), Soon after a harpy flies down and picks him up, carrying him off into the sky. They fly some more and it was quite enjoyable but all of a sudden a warp opens up and sucks them in. With luck they land on the ground..ground covered in hyper realistic blood, What was once a desert is now a bleak landscape of black and blood red walls. The hyper realistic blood started to seep out of the blackend walls, and soon started to fill the black room with red. The black room was quickly filling with the red stuff, Jacob and SlimeBeast swam higher trying to reach the surface. The blood was so high that they were practically touching the roof, SlimeBeast noticed that his walking stick was gone and proceeded to swim to the bottom of the room to find it, He came upon a plug in the floor and removed it, The blood started to go down the drain returning the room to its black state. Jacob and SlimeBeast just happend to go down the drain aswell.
Part 5 Round 666 - Jacob and SlimeBeast landed on what seemed to be a frozen lake..Upon close examination the lake appeared to be made of bleach...They look onwards to see a frozen body in the ice..There in front of them lay a frozen Jeff the killer....Awakening from his slumber Jeff surveyed the room..quickly noticing Jacob and SlimeBeast he broke free of his icy restraints and drew two pocket knives.. ah randy you look like you could use some help gettin to kip... jeff said, A dead Filipino boy lay near them..Jacob quickly grabbed the knife that had been plunged into his chest and stood in a defencive stance..Jeff charged at the duo, Slashing randomly. Jacob and SlimeBeast began dodging the attacks, Jacob took a stab at Jeff, who dodged it and swung one of the blades at Jacob..SlimeBeast dove in front of the blade saving Jacob..but at a cost.. SlimeBeast lay on the ground wounded..Filled with anger Jacob and Jeff engaged in a battle..Slashing and Slashing the two went at it for some time..Jacob lowered his guard in an attempt to stab Jeff..Jeff proceeded to stab Jacob in the shoulder and leg...Jacob falls over in pain with the knife being thrown from his hand..Slowly Jacob crawled along the frozen bleach trying desperately to grab the knife Thought you could best me that easily eh? Jeff said Why dont you try this on for size you... Jeff was blinded by a white light that appeared in front of them....Down from the heavens ascended loLskeletons and with a snap of his fingers shot a lightening bolt at Jeff..killing him instantly. Using his divine powers he healed both SlimeBeast and Jacob returning them to their respected worlds..Jacob suddenly appears in his house behind Matt and toby..His clothes still stained with hyper realistic blood.. Where have you been? Toby replys The game.. Jacob replys..Wait..The game ? Matt asks in confusion. Nah im just fooling ya Jacob replys I just got back from some sort of Hell Thats bullshit lets read some creepyPastas! Matt replys with
And they all lived happily ever after. The end
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