Herobrine Spinoffs that Won't Happen

*Herobrine Simply Walks into Mordor
*Herobrine Joins the Westboro Baptist Church
*Herobrine sinks in Quicksand
*Herobrine awakens Leviathan
*Herobrine awakens Behemoth
*Herobrine awakens Ziz
*Herobrine becomes a seagull (MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE)
*Herobrine Gets Drunk and drives The Enderdragon into a 3-Story Apartment Complex
*Herobrine, Zalgo, And Sonic.exe host a Bachelor Party for Jeff The Killer, but Masky Crashes the Party by inviting over Hookers
*Herobrine enters the Pokemon Universe and Visits May's House, Coitus ensues(ewww)
*Herobrine Gets an Anal Prolapse (Don't look that up)
*Herobrine tries to recreate Goatse (Don't look that up either)
*Herobrine buys Coffee
*Herobrine fights EVIL PATRIXXX (And loses)
*Herobrine fights Furbearingbrick (and loses)
*Herobrine smites MrBigDog and OrangetheKnight
*Herobrine Smites Fred Phelps
*Herobrine Smites whoever owns Capcom
*Herobrine fights Godzilla, Rodan, and Mothra all at once
*Herobrine goes on a Foot Fetish website
*Herobrine goes on a Quicksand Fetish website( Those exist WHY)
*Herobrine thinks Shrek is dreck
*Shrek whips out his ogresized Eshrekt Cock to Kill Herobrine with
*Herobrine's Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard!
*Herobrine Killed The Radio Star
*Herobrine finds Yaoi of Jeff the Killer and Slenderman
*EVIL PATRIXXX plays Poker with Herobrine( Can't Read My, Can't Read My, No he can't read my PATRIXXX FAIC)
*Herobrine gains Hyper-Realistic eyes
*Herobrine Fights Orochi
*Herobrine fights Amaterasu( and loses)
*New Herobrine on The Block
*The Herobrine Gang
*Herobrine RELEASES THE KRAKEN
*Herobrine Eats A Bagel
*HEROBRINEXXX AND DA CURSED POO POO
*Herobrine and THE MAN OF ASS
*Herobrine Reads This List and Kills EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS LIST
*Herobrine Tries to Kill Fedora6500 and Dies (MARY SUE ALERT)
*Herobrine fights Evets (and loses)
*Herobrine does Minecraft Style
*Herobrine tries to kill Spongeboob (or killer sponge)
*Herobrine and Evets have a staring contest (never ends)
*Herobrine beats the Shit out of the enderdragon
*Herobrine gets pupils
*Herobrine and the fat assed one
*Herobrine watches Twilight while listning to Justin Bieber (dont ever do it the pain is MINDFUCKING)
*Herobrine kills Steve (Steve from Evets saga so he throws a tantrum and also because now he is a good guy)
*Herobrine kicks the shit out of Notch cuz Notch removed him
*Herobrine turns every single mob into white eyes like him (and steve shits bricks)
*Herobrine makes a circle
*Herobrine and his pet Enderman
*Herobrine dies
*Herobrine eats an obsidan block
*Herobrine goes face first into a mountain of TNT and swears revenge on Steve
*Herobrine vs Twilight Sparkle
*Herobrine becomes steve 
*Herobrine finds a homosexual ninja potato and dies
*Herobrine reads about the Life and Times of Millard Filmore
*Herobrine gets his face signed by Nicholas Cage
*Herobrine becomes Hyper Realistick
*Herobrine joins the Sheep Mafia
*Heorbrine Fucks a Sheep
*Herobrine looks up Last Measure( DON'T LOOK THAT UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD)
*Herobrine visits the Inferno( Hell)
*Herobrine rides an Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant
*Herobrine's throwable arms
*Herobrine's throwable legs
*Herobrine's Throwable penis
*Herobrine buys a level of Hell
*Herobrine crys HYPER REALISTICK BLOD
*Herobrine is stabbed by Roman senators
*Herobrine Vs Ghost(GHOST used CURSE, Herobrine is already dead!)
*Herobrine Discovers TV Tropes(His Life is then Ruined)
*Herobrine gets the Ick
*Herobrine gouges his eyes out after going on ogrish.com(Don't look that up)
*The Life and Times of Herobrine(Written by Jeff the Killer, Produced by Slenderman)
*Herobrine's save gets corrupted
*Herobrine drinks Cheese Coffee
*Herobrine visits Lavendar Town
*Herobrine becomes an intern at Nick
*Herobrine accidently triggers Ragnarok
*Herobrine makes Nuclear TNT
*Herobrine makes Nuclear Tacos
*Herobrine fights Goro and promptly gets his arms ripped off
*Herobrine fights Scorpion and gets his skin burned off
*Herobrine uses Destiny Bond on Steve
*Herobrine plays Super Meat Bros.
*Herobrine gets a horse
*Herobrine makes out with the horse
*Herobrine fucks the horse
*Herobrine forgets about the daylight saving time
*Herobrine writes a Creepypasta
*Herobrine gets banned
*Herobrine kills the admins
*Herobrine builds a Super Pootis Dick Cannon
*Herobrine accidentally blows up North Korea
*Herobrine kills Carly Rae Jepsen
*Herobrine destroys Justin Bieber's List of Doom
*Herobrine participates in a running-on-water contest with Jesus
*Herobrine's adventure in Domestic Abuse.
*Herobrine vs. God-Jeff
*Herobrine Shaves His Beard Off
*Herobrine will make sure to leave Steve the heck alone.
*Herobrine gets eye surgery.
*Herobrine considers a sex change.
*Herobrine does the Harlem Shuffle (The Rolling Stones song, Not the Harlem Shake)
*Herobrine goes to a Walmart dressed as Billy Idol
*Herobrine writes a Guro fic
*Herobrine masturbates to said Guro Fic
*Herobrine makes rule 34 of himself
*Herobrine loses the game
*Herobrine makes a diamond shovel with the Hope Diamond
*Herobrine gets in a Pokemon battle with Zalgo
*Zalgo and Herobrine argue over who pays the bill at a restraunt
*Herobrine joins Captain Planet and the Planeteers but kills all of the villains because he can
*Herobrine discovers the one ring
*Herobrine and zalgo get married
*Herobrine is actually steve's alter ego from the future
WHELP I RAN OUT OF IDEAS, THIS LIST IS OGRE
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