Evilution

thumb|right|150px|Charles Darwin's violent transformation after Satan gave him the Theory of Evilution in exchange for his soul.
Evilution or Evolution is a heathen belief system that will have you sent straight to hell . Anyone who believes this is a heathen, homosexual, satan-worshipping, God-hating, terrorist loving, Anti-American. It has been spewed from the mouth of Satanists such as Charles Darwin and Richard Dawkins for almost 150 years and has infected the minds of most of society's youth. Evolution is the reason for abortion, teen pregnancy, homosexuality, and gun violence. These problems will be solved if evolution stops being taught.
==What it is==
Evilution is a false religion that was proven completely wrong by bibical science. It claims that the world is over 4.6 billion years old and that life was created through a series of random accidents. Its blasphemous beliefs also state that man evolved from monkeys. The theory of evilution is the reason that today's society has gone to hell in a hand-basket. Evilution has convinced people that life came about as a result of blind natural selection and random mutation without a God. Because people believe that God is not real, they ignore the church's attempts to warn them for their own good. Evilution leads to evil things such as homosexuality, pansexuality, heterosexuality, bisexuality, masturbation, cunnilingus, fellatio, alcoholism and fun. All of these things are strictly outlawed in the Bible. In most countries of the world, even in the United States, the teaching of this blasphemous and highly offensive material is being forced on our school children. Many brave parents have stood up to the atheist school boards and demanded that students be told evolution is only a theory, and that they didn't really evolve from monkeys. 
Unfortunately most of the judges in the United States have little sympathy for these Bible-believing parents . An extreme left-wing judge who was appointed by the normally politically moderate Republican party has struck down the law requiring God's Truth to be taught alongside evolution. Judge Jones is a dangerous atheist fanatic who believes in teaching children that God doesn't exist and that they can do whatever they want. The President of the United States, George W. Bush disagrees with Judge Jones' highly controversial decision to keep God's truth out of the classroom. The atheist, God-Hating Democrats have since seized the House and the Senate so President Bush will be able to do little to stop them from taking science out of the classroom.
==History of Evilution==
Evilution has been combated by religious officials for thousands of years. Anyone who believed in evolution would be justly punished. Starting in 1859 though, evolutionary theory began to gain acceptance and society began to go to hell in a hand-basket. Charles Darwin published his Satanic Verses: On the Origin of Species and persuaded millions of people around the world to become atheists. Creationists have made the accurate claim that beastiality is a belief held by many evolutionists, and that Darwinism also has an offshoot religion, Pantheism, which encourages people to worship and possibly mate with chimpanzees (see pansexuality). Brave Christians such as William Jennings Bryant, Matthew Harrison Brady, and George W. Bush attempted to stop the teaching of this Satanic religion, but it was too late. By 2006, over 75% of the world's population and almost 3% of Americans believed in evolution. Darwinism has taken over, and unless people begin to believe in biblical literalism again, an angry, vengeful God will destroy the planet.
==See Also==
*Evolution
*Devilution
*Natural Selection
*Creationism
*Intelligent Design
*War on Science
*Darwinism
*Charles Darwin
*Richard Dawkins
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