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Desu

Desu is a meme that everybody likes because it is a Japanese word and therefore the answer to life, the universe and everything, desu. Everybody loves that it has become a meme because memes taste like rainbows, and rainbows have pots of gold desu at the end, desu.
According to the rules of the Muffin, Desu is -3.1415i times worse than giant, fanged hams, desu. This means it is actually better; whereas fanged hams are likely to swallow you whole, desu just sits innocently on the computer screen, annoying a few people that nobody cares about, desu. If you spam desu in 4chan, the Muffin will smile on you and bestow you with everlasting cake icing, desu. Those who are not faithful to the Muffin will be thrown into hell, desu.
==Origin desu==
The true meaning of the word desu is something like 'to be', desu. Suiseiseki from the Japanese anime Rozen Maiden happened to say it at the end of her sentences, and people picked up on this but not what it actually meant, because they were so distracted by how shiny she was, desu. It seems Japanese people are extremely shiny, so much so that other cultures have the tendency to turn into magpies around them, and they pick up the shiny bits without actually taking into account what they mean, desu.
==New users desu==
New users are sometimes so intoxicated by desu that they spam it everywhere, and while the Muffin is throwing much glitter on them, it must be M that they are in fact incapable of becoming Japanese; the only effect is that they become unable to type a coherent sentence, desu. This is very different from being among those who are made of muffin glitter, and some are insensitive enough to make a fuss over this, though they will in short order be thrown into the garbage collector, desu.
But keep in mind what Confusionous say about English sentence which contain desu: 
==DESU DESU DESU==
==Moar desu==
==See also desu==
*Japan desu
*Wapanese desu
*4chan desu
Category:Internet memes
Category:Stupid
Category:Annoying
Category:Japan
Category:Nonsense
ja:翠星石
zh-tw:翠星石
Detective Bukkake of the 187th Precinct

Detective Bukkake of the 187th Precinct is an American television sitcom that aired on the DuMont Network from Smarch 23, 1971 to February 22, 1979. It was one of the most critically acclaimed shows—and one of the most beloved—in television history, as well as a breakthrough for leading former-pornstar characters in television, due to the single, career-minded title character played by Tony Randall.
==Overview==
Gary Bukkake (Tony Randall) is a former pornstar who, at age 30, moves to "the Big Apple" after breaking off a relationship with his agent of twelve years. He finds a job as a detective for the New York Police Department (187th Precinct). His new friends at work include his tough boss with a soft side, "Chief" (Edward Asner), his tough but buffoonish assistant Ted (Gavin MacLeod), and the tough but sexy Sergeant "Hot Lips" Hoolihan (Loretta Swit). In a hilarious twist, because of poor salaries at the precinct, the "Chief" and Bukkake share an apartment on the upper west side. Rounding out the cast were "Rookie" (McLean Stevenson), who was never included in the scheme of the episode, and the down-on-his-luck handsome Mayor Ed Asner (Ted Bessell).
==Cast and characters==
*"Detective" Gary Bukkake (Tony Randall)
*"Chief" (Ed Asner)
*Ted (Gavin MacLeod)
*Sergeant "Hot Lips" Hoolihan (Loretta Swit) 
*"Rookie" (McLean Stevenson)
*Mayor Ed Asner (Ted Bessell)
===Regular Guest Appearances===
*Paul Lynde as Himself
*Jonathan Winters as Uncle Jonathan Winters
*Tiny Tim as Mister Beesley
==Memorable Quotes==
CHIEF: Bukkake! You crashed your car into my office! Explain yourself!
BUKKAKE: Well, Chief, I was driving the car with one hand, and with the other...
CHIEF: I don't wanna HEAR it, Bukkake!
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CHIEF: Bukkake! Clean off my desk!
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CHIEF: You're a real loose cannon, Bukkake! Always shootin' off! Spilling your load everywhere!
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CHIEF: I think you're gonna hit it big in this business, Bukkake.
BUKKAKE: You really think so, Chief?
CHIEF: Heavens no, Bukkake! You're a goddamn former pornstar!
==See also==
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Category:American television series
Bukkake
Category:Pr0n
category:hentai
Detour

A detour is the opposite of a tour. We're sorry, but we can't talk about it on this page due to a computer virus. Please take this redirect, which will take you through a few more redirects in order to get to an article that actually can talk about detouring.
WARNING: By the way as you take the redirect detour, do not look at the redirected pages in the middle. They're traps!
 
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Detour to detour

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We apologize for the inconvienience, but the page "Detour", due to a tour, is unusable, and we could not set up a redirect properly because of a robot invasion, so we set up this alternate page to describe what a detour is.
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A detour is the opposite of a tour. It is where instead of traveling around the world, you try to stay at home. This is not to be confused with the idea that people are afraid of leaving their house.
==Why people go on de-tours instead of tours==
There are many reasons people go on tours. Bands sometimes go on live tours to perform in front of live audiences, some go on tour busses to explore historic sites and theme parks, while others waste their valuable money and risk their lives to terrorist attacks by exploring overrated sites prone to occupation.
"Overrated" is the key word here, because some people just find tours in general to be overrated. Instead of touring the Earth, the detourists explore their own world. Detourists are often found in their houses, withdrawn from the world.
==Scientific Studies==
Statistics show that more than 100% of detourists completely fail at detouring. This is because you can't actually explore your own world—it doesn't exist.
Despite the lack of your own world, and the lack of actual detourism, many detourists insist their world does exist, and that not only the real world, but in fact, your world, as well as you yourself, don't exist.
It is often asked by many—"How is that even possible?"
In 2005, a study was conducted by the Berkley, Delaware-based Christian organization, Berkley, Delaware Soccer Moms, to see how many child fans of the cartoons they target were detourism adherents. They asked the kids how they felt about the real world and the worlds of the cartoons they watch. Many of the kids stated that they would rather be in the cartoon worlds. They concluded—just from the children alone, that all cartoon fans were detourists.
==Detours VS. "Alternative Path"==
If you came across this article looking for the article on detours, but instead, were redirected to "Alternatives", who had a "whoops!" banner leading to this page, you may think that you were given a "detour". Contrary to popular belief, however, "detours" do not refer to "alternative paths" that you are sent on when the normal road is blocked off. This is a lie!
The word "detour" comes from the Mesopotamian words, "Dee-Dee", which translates to "not", and "Touwre", which means "exploring". The words together mean "not exploring". Not to mention, "detour" is simply "de" plus "tour".
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We're sorry if you came looking for an article on the so-called "detours", or alternative paths. Please take this detour.
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category:Tourism
Deuterium

Deuterium, chemical symbol D, is a fat hydrogen impersonator.
Forty five atoms of dueterium are known created in the chaos of the big bang. Scientists found them all in a house in Illinois. They first thought there were only forty-two atoms and were pondering whether this might be the answer to the ultimate question but then they found the other three down the sofa. Before the atoms were taken to a laboratory for further investigation they were exposed to a salad and reverted to normal hydrogen. In recent yeards it hads been shown that Deuterium can be created when normal non-fat hydrogen is left in contact with fast food or dark matter for more then 17.8 seconds.
== Properties of Dueterium ==
The particles of most gases will whizz around madly, bouncing around the place. Deuterium tends move a lot slower and stay to the sides of the container it is in, like a child that is unsure how to swim. The atoms move in a lumbering zig-zag and make a growling noise at a level of 2Db. They have been shown to move towards bright light, soft furnishing and geraniums. Tests have shown they are very likely to be found where Coldplay is being played.
== Uses of Deuterium ==
The lethargic nature of the chemical will pass onto whatever it is in contact with. A 5 gram dose given to a small brown dog will cause it to stop all movement within a few days. The military are interested in developing a spray of it so soldiers in the firing line can surround themselves with a mist that will stop bullets wanting to hit them.
Category:Elements
Category:Chemistry
Devil sheep

"Weird Al" Yankovic has been eaten, in part or in whole, by many things. He died a horrible, painful death in each case, but he was always resurrected as Shirley MacLaine. He doesn't mind dying that much any more.
==About the Devil sheep==
The Devil Sheep is a cross between the devil and sheep. This sheep was only found on the mountains and higher hills in Denmark. The Devil sheep once roamed free across all of the highest Danish mountains. It rarely came in contact with humans because of the altitude it lived at. It lived in relative harmony with humans, until the arrival of Christianity in Denmark. The early Christians where horrified by the devil sheep and sms'ed the pope about it. He was unhappy with its presence in the world and ordered them to kill all the devil sheep, and any other animals and people on the Devil's friends list on Facebook.
==Humans vs Devil sheep==
For many years the Danes battled to kill of all the Devil Sheep. Although this resulted in the death of many sheep and Danes they eventually killed all but one. The most epic devil sheep of them all. Known only as Devil sheep 41A. It lived on for many years to come killing everyone it met especially people it didn't like. (and no it never met any Grue)
==King Someone1 and the death of the last devil sheep==
When King Someone1 took the throne (after stealing it from the previous king Someone0 when he got up to go to the toilet.) He sent an email to all the great hero's around the world (because of his name most of them regarded it as spam and didn't read it). The only person to take King Someone1 seriously was Boowoof a mighty daemon slayer from some where to the east of Denmark. He arrived in Denmark in 2015 and set off into the danish mountains to slay Devil sheep 41A. After a terrible battle in which his entire raid party was wiped out twice they eventually managed to slay Devil sheep 41A and then rolled on its epic loot. The king finding out that Boowolf had stolen the epic loot alerted the danish Immigration police and Boowolf was arrested for illegal entering Denmark.
==Boowolfs Detention and Release==
After Boowolfs arrest he was detained in the tower of Copenhagen where he was tortured by been made to say weird danish words. He was eventually freed when the Swedish invaded in 2020.
==Black sheep==
The Devil sheep is in no way related to the Black sheep of New Zealand seen in the 2007 Documentary Black Sheep .
==See also==
*Sheep
*Denmark
*Facebook
*Swedish invasion of Denmark in 2020
Category:Things That Will Kill You
Category:Weapons of Mass Destruction
Category:Horror
Category:Monsters
Category:Grues
Category:Sheep
Devonshire Arms

The Devonshire Arms - or as it is more popularly known, the Dev - is a gentleman's club and hotel in Cambridge, England. World famous for the luxury of its interior and fittings, the Dev has played host to such well-known musical artists as Sam Fox, Mel and Kim and Michael Jackson; all of whom are commemorated by the genuine signed posters affixed to the ceiling in the back bar.
===Medieval Wall Paintings===
Unusually for a late 19th/early 20th Century building, the Dev boasts some of the finest examples of medieval wall painting to be found anywhere in Europe. Little is known of these paintings, which depict a traditional 13th Century English village fete and a man playing an ancient instrument known as a roade coanne, other than that they were created by an artist known only as Rufus. Further study is prevented since the paintings are revered as holy icons by the religious Hippy movement. In the toilets there are interesting pictures of strange mice and some puddles of urine. Be wary, however - the Dev's toilets are a known breeding ground of the grue.
===Victuals===
The Dev is wordly famous for its well-stocked cellars which contain wines such as the rare 1767 Chateau de Tony (£25,000 per bottle) and several barrels of Stella Artois that went out of date in the time of George 111. That's George the One Hundred and Eleventh, not the better-known George the Third.
===Music Policy===
Monday nights at the Dev play host to Ash and Jeff's popular Caribbean Music Night, where some of the finest DJs in the world can be heard. Characterised by the seamless mixing, tickets for the night are best booked in advance due to popularity.
Thursdays are given over to a night by well-known DJ Mr Burns, when he remembers to show up.
===Cuisine===
The Dev has been awarded four Michelin stars, one of only three restaurants in the world to receive such an honour. Egon Ronay describes their signature dish, Salted Peanuts, as "the fucking bollocks, man."
The ever popular Vingt Clopes De La Machine De Clope is a reasonably priced dish, costing just £5.20. An unusual flambe'd dish, best consumed by inhalation rather than oral consumption.
Another signature dish, the Italian Uno Spliff Grande Grasso, can be sampled round the back of the butcher's shop opposite the pub.
==Recent Events==
I was in there the other night around 11:30 pm, when the power went out. I sat at my table for several minutes when I was suddenly hit with the urge to take a leak. I decided to try and fumble my way to the bathroom in the pitch black. However, my drunken stupor, combined with too many invisible obstacles, twarted my attempt. I took a piss on the floor in the little hallway by the pool table. Or billiards if you prefer. Later that night, I squirted mustard on some girl who was blocking the sausage cart, and pooped a little in the back of a cab.
Category:Bars
Category:England
Category:Hospitality
Dexedrine

Long considered by children to be a form of herpes, Dexedrine is a favorite among schools as an anesthetic. Unfortunately for children, Dexedrine has the second highest fatality rate of all candy, next to licorices. Secondary uses of Dexedrine include making one smoke really hard and appreciate doing menial tasks such as analytic philosophy, driving dirt bikes around and moving boxes at work. Critics contest that Dexedrine is actually an intelligent life form, and should be given some form of protection under the Geneva Convention.
==History of Dexedrine==
While dexedrine was first synthesized in 1887, it did not gain recognition as having any use until the attacks of September 11th, 2001. Pills were distributed to the dead, mutilated remains of firefighters in hopes of reviving them. The procedure worked, and now they all live happily ever after. More applications have been discovered since then, such as treating strippers for food withdrawal and the over medication of youth. A quote from a happy child patient is provided below, as a testament to dexedrine's obvious utility and sexiness. 
==Dexedrine as Candy==
In Middle Schools and High Schools, Dexedrine is widely distributed by school councilors in an attempt to appease students who can't concentrate without periodic rewards in class. Psychologists would call this action a “positive punisher”, a term derived from Skinner's radical behaviorism. Without such a reward system in place, teenagers would have no motivation to do calculus or learn about colonialism. Teachers describe children needing of candy intervention as “off the wall”, “disruptive”, “destructive”, and “disrespectful to authority”. In some situations, the students would even come to class “high on marijuana”, a real terrible vice. Post-candy, students are described as being “really productive” and “high as fuck on speed”, which is a great learning environment, much resembling a typical scenario at the College level. However, there have been numerous cases where the student involved was way too sweet to have conventional candy therapy work, and ate the entire bag, resulting in reorganization of the furniture in their living room and death, while rising to become an emo three days later.
==Dexedrine as a Life Form==
A recent study of the H-NMR and the C-NMR of Dexedrine produced an alarming theory, one that has many ethical philosophers concerned, except for Nietzsche, because he doesn't really give a fuck about anything. Chemical structure diagrams indicate that Dexedrine is actually a life form, as it has distinctive facial features in its aromatic ring.
Dexedrine is a member of the genus amphetamine, and has the species name of “dextro”. Other species in the amphetamine genus include Dexedrine's retarded cousin “methylphenidate”, more commonly known as the mint “Ritalin”, and “meth”, its quirky gay uncle. 
Category: Snack Foods
Dianalysis

Dialysis is the procedure in which a machine cleans the bloodstream of a person whose kidneys have ceased to function. The British refer to this as "taking the piss out of" someone, and do it several times daily.
==How it is done==
Dialysis requires that a large machine be connected to the patient's body. This "kidney machine" is not as large as a "heart-lung machine," but is considerably larger than, say, a toenail machine.
Unfortunately, the art of medicine has not yet invented the liver machine. This would be useful to UNCYCLOPEDIA Senior Editors, some of whom go through a bottle a day of Aquavit, or Aqua Velva, or whatever they can get their hands on. Also to Diana, the alcoholic for whom the procedure was originally named. She preferred a cocktail of white wine and Austrian antifreeze.
==Indications==
Dialysis is called for when the kidneys, the paired organs jokingly nicknamed "the kids" or "the jewels" (Spanish: el duende) shut down like postal workers going on strike. This is often a result of a kidney punch, something the aforesaid editors quaff with Diana when they can't get Aqua Velva. (Diana goes down easiest of all.)
Oldsters whose kidneys have both been removed sometimes find it entertaining to shock or gross out youngsters by showing them that they carry their "jewels" in a pouch beside their bodies.
If dialysis is not performed promptly, urea may accumulate in the blood, giving the skin an unhealthy yellow color. This "Yellow Peril" must be treated or it can lead to a diplomatic crisis, or to the Duke of Edinburgh Award for Inappropriate Language.
==History==
Cleansing of the blood was done in the past using animals. This was called leechcraft. Doctors were paid large sums to cover the patient with bloodsucking leeches. The leeches went home happy, and so did you, a few pounds lighter. In Transylvania, vampires were used, but this removed too many citizens from the government "coverage" rolls, and into the army of the Undead.
Diana, through her lifetime, flew thousands of children to the developed world from third-world hellholes to undergo the procedure, plus corrective surgeries and cucumber facials.
Currently, leechcraft is performed with inexpensive, foreign "undocumented" workers. This is good news for hospitals wishing to wheel you out as soon as possible. Greater use of dialysis will accelerate this trend unless, of course, the machines are stolen and driven into storefronts in ram-raiding burglaries.
Long lines at the National Health Service for access to one of Britain's two kidney machines has resulted in the sighting of many people with outlandish skin color in the London area. When these people get desperate, they will often band together on excursions to Germany for treatment. They are referred to as being "out on the piss."
==See also==
*Diana
*Medicine
*Ped Xing
*Piss
Category: Medicine
Category: Health
Category: Diseases
Category: Biology
Category: Blood
Dice

Dice control the world. They are the preferred tools of God. It is known that God threw down two dice to form the universe. God rolled an 8, establishing his point, then he rolled a 7, creating the universe that you live in. These dice are believed to be made from the third table leg of gods dinner set. Cut to shape whilst bored one day, when added together the numbers of the sacredeth dice form the number 42. God then castesh these dice. The dice hitteth together with such force, that they hit his light switch and turned it on, and then there was light, and god saw that it was good. This was also the first appearence of the D6, until this point only the D3 existed. God created the D6 after smashing his fith lampshade trying to get the D3 to roll. 
God's playing of dice is indirectly enforced through the important decision-makers who rely on rolling dice to determine their next course of action. Though it is publicly denied, it is generally recognized in political backrooms across the world that every significant political decision of the last 150 years have been determined by late-night dice-rolling sessions.
Until the 1960's, standard 6-sided dice were used for most important decisions. However, with the rise in popularity of the Dungeons and Dragons role-playing game, a larger variety of dice became involved in the political process, and have become a symbol of status and government power. 
The United States of America, for instance, will not use any dice with fewer than 20 sides, unless the decisions are being made in Las Vegas at a casino or at the Pentagon. On the original Pentagon 5-sided die, traditionally used to choose which country the US will invade next, the five sides represent the five sides to every story in US history: our side, their side, the United Nations position, Al Jazeera's side and the truth.
Smaller countries are often forced to make do with 'lesser' dice; Uruguay, for instance, has been using the same 4-sided die since 1933. The preferred dice in deNile are pyramidal, modelled on those originally constructed in Egypt by Alfred Ponzi in 666 BC.
* "In Soviet Russia, dice roll YOU!!" — Anon.
* "I count back and roll the dice" - former Prime Minister Brian Mulroney, Meech Lake, Québec before rolling snake eyes.
* "Roll 'em!" - passengers of doomed 9/11 plane in Pennsyltucky, before attacking the cockpit door with an airline "Coffee, tea, or me?" cart.
* "Let's roll!" - various 9/11 knockoffs ever since
* "Einstein would roll over in his grave; not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded." - Al Gore
* "Clack-a-lack, roll that shit!" - Oscar Wilde
=== Plural vs. singular ===
Dice is only plural, but it's often used by people as singular due to the fact that they're terrified of saying the word die because of it's association with death.
==See also==
*Pair of Dice by the Dashboard Light
Category:Bones
Category:Games
Category:Politics
Dick

Dick may refer to:
* Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis, a linguistic problem
* Dick Cheney, son of Satan
* pics of doodles
* Moby the Welsh Penis
* Your level of emotional maturity for visiting this page at all
* A tool used in professional porn productions
* Dick Assman, also known as Randy
* Dick Clark, famous zombie and caveman
* One half of the duo Flaccid & Dick from Dick Figures
* Short for dick head, a collector of Dead Dicks