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Noodle Incident

The Noodle Incident was an event which occurred at Three Mile Island in 1995, when someone left a pot of spaghetti on a nuclear reactor and then forgot about it. The resulting overflow of nuclear powered, superintelligent spaghetti, threatened environmental disaster.
==May 25th, 1995== 
Early in the evening of May 25th, 1995, John Calvin was preparing dinner for the staff of Three Mile Island on the open core of a nuclear reactor, as was his custom. Due to a falling out with his former colleague and co-worker, the famous tiger Thomas Hobbes, there was no one to watch the spaghetti when Calvin realized he had forgotten the wine. Thinking he would only be gone a moment Calvin left, leaving his batch of spaghetti the opportunity it had been waiting for.
==The Pasta Reacts to the Reactors Reaction==
Due to some science-type-stuff that is too complex to be explained or understood, the reactor overheated, causing the pot to over-flow, and radiating the spaghetti. Like everything that comes into contact with radiation, the spaghetti was endowed with intelligence and superhuman strength. Now sentient and angered at being considered a food item the spaghetti attacked.
==The Cleanup==
The Great Spaghetti Battle (not to be confused with The Butter Battle or The War of Too Much Garlic), was a 4 day affair in which many lives were lost, great treasure was spent and many a shirt was ruined by marinara sauce. Only by calling in the Imperial Penguin Army did the humans triumph, particularly under the guidance of Admiral Pingu and his men. On day three of the battle reinforcements arrived from New Jersey with a caravan carrying garlic bread. 
==Reprecussions==
It appears that John Calvin returned to the power plant shortly after the spaghetti boiled over, and was therefore the first to be killed by it. Tragically his former colleague Thomas Hobbes was killed also in the incident. Historians can only speculate as to whether he was there to apologize, or to strangle the dumb jerk.
Following the disaster a group of geriatric old men decided that it was best to let bygones be bygones and further resolved that young whippersnappers keep off the lawn.
It is proposed by some that this is the true origin of the flying spaghetti monster, and the teen superhero team Spaghetti Force.
Category:Disasters
category:tasty
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Norm Coleman

Norman Bertram "Lucky" Coleman, Jr. (born Norman Osborn; August 17, 1949) is an American attorney and politician. He is/was/maybe still is the senior Republican senator from Minnesota and assassin of his predecessor, Paul Wellstone. According to his chief of staff Erich Mische, Norm is "7-feet-10-inches, with green hair and one eye smack dab in the middle of his head".
== 2002 Campaign for Senate ==
During his 2002 campaign, he won over swing voters by showing his softer side with his famous slogan, "To be very blunt and God watch over Paul's soul, I am a 99 percent improvement over Paul Wellstone on just about every issue."
With the election looming, Paul Wellstone appeared to be on the verge of victory. Resenting the prospects of another defeat, Coleman put on his Green Goblin costume once more, and fired two missiles form his jet-glider into Welstone's twin-engine turboprop King Air airplane under cover of darkness. With a few well-placed payoffs at the NTSB, the crash was determined to be an "accident", and Coleman easily won victory over his geriatric replacement opponent, Walter Mondale.
== Senate Career == 
With his positioning complete, Coleman proceeded to use his staff to launch periodic secret attacks on the United Nations headquarters in New York City. Careful not to raise awareness of his true identity, Coleman under Cheney's directive, was responsible for scaring the United Nations in to supporting the 2003 Iraq War. Coleman was also credited for uncovering details of the Oil-for-Cheese scandal, which resulted in lucrative illicit payoffs to Iraqi and United Nations officials.
== 2008 Campaign for Reelection. ==
Norm Coleman faces a possible challenge in 2008 by veteran politician and activist Al Franken. Witnesses have reported Coleman staffers offering Franken "free airline tickets" and brushing up on Jewish funerary traditions. Should Jesse Ventura enter the race, Coleman has indicated his willingness to stake the election on a three way WWE match to be hosted later this year by Vince Mcmahon.
== See also ==
*Fucktard
*John Seigenthaler Sr.
Category:American lawyers
Category:American politicians 
Category:Conspiracies
Category:Minnesota
Category:United States Senators
Normal People Disorder

The Normal People Disorder is a very rare psychiatric disorder that makes people think that they are normal human beings.
One of the main characteristics of humanity is the fact, that every individual is unique, and that every human being has something special, skills that are extraordinary, behaviors and appearances that are exceptional, fantasies that are whimsical, etcetera.
Most people who suffer from the Normal People Disorder are locked away in clinics. The fact that they always protest against being locked away, emphasizing that they are quite normal, actually proves that they suffer from this disorder.
A central question in the treatment of the Normal People Disorder is: "Why do some people actually think they are normal?" Could a superiority complex, an inferiority complex or a different complex altogether be the cause of this? Convincing people who suffer from this disorder that they are not quite normal is very difficult. Studies have shown, that it is easier to convince the average cat or dog that it is a duck than to make someone change his or her mind about being normal.
Most people diagnosed have so called "Schizophrenia"
==Sock Therapy==
One very modern way of treating the Normal People Disorder is the application of Sock Therapy. Making patients wear weird socks can really drive them crazy and when the voltage of the electricity that is used for the lights of the room is varied, these socks can look even weirder, which adds an element of confusion to their experience.
In recent years, lamp rights activists have protested against Sock Therapy. They hold it is unethical to apply high voltages to lights of rooms as the lamps of the rooms could be damaged by this. More lamp-friendly therapies have been proposed, like therapies that are based on hypnosis or brainwashing.
Category:Disorders
Norman Invasion of England (video game)

== Setting the scene... Server: England ==
Will_teh_Bastard has entered the server
Eddy_Con:i is leavin ths game
Eddy_Con:Will u can have mi server admin privelages
Will_teh_Bastard:ty
HardMan:n00bs
HardMan has server admin privelages
Will_teh_Bastard: u bitch
HardMan: lol owned
Eddy_Con has left server
Will_teh_Bastard:wtf man
HardMan: he said i culd hav it
Will_teh_Bastard:god dam
== Not happy... Server: France ==
Will_teh_Bastard pm: froGGy: dude help mi own this guy
froGGy pm: Will_teh_Bastard: sure
froGGy gives 1000 soldiers to Will_teh_Bastard
Will_teh_Bastard recruits army
Will_teh_Bastard: yes
Will_teh_Bastard: i is 1337
== Uh Oh... Server: England ==
Hard_Fi57 has entered the server
Hard_Fi57: sup guys
Hard_Fi57: i is invading this shiz
Will_teh_Bastard: sup
HardMan:no way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HardMan marches army to Stanford Bridge
HardMan attacks Hard_Fi57
critical hit
Hard_Fi57: wth i wasnt ready
Hard_Fi57:c u guys
Hard_Fi57 has left server
HardMan:n00b i is teh pwnzor
Will_teh_Bastard launches fleet
wind +100
Will_teh_Bastard: F***
Will_teh_Bastard launches fleet
Will_teh_Bastard lands near Hastings
== the Battle of Hatings... Server: England ==
Will_teh_Bastard: yes!
HardMan:dude wth i was in battle
HardMan marches army to Sussex
HardMan: i will pwn again
Will_teh_Bastard: no way biatch
HardMan uses shield wall
Will_teh_Bastard attacks HardMan
damage +1
HardMan: POWNEDZOR
HardMan attacks Will_teh_Bastard
Will_teh_Bastard counter attacks
critical hit
HardMan: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Norman_archer101000100111 uses arrow on HardMan
critical hit
HardMan has left server
ENGlishxaarmy: screw this shiz
ENGlishxaarmy routs
ENGlishxaarmy has left the server
Will_teh_Bastard: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNED
== The aftermath... Server: England ==
Will_teh_Bastard:who else on teh server
Pesant66: just me
Will_teh_Bastard:sweet
Will_teh_Bastard marches army to London
Will_teh_Bastard has server admin privelages
Will_teh_Bastard: i powns this server
Nortel

Nortel Networks Corporation, formerly known as Northern Telecom Limited and sometimes known simply as Nortel, was a multinational telecommunications equipment manufacturer headquartered in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada. A stock market pyramid scam of the late 20th Century, Nortel was once rated as Canada's largest corporation, trading at $124. It slumped to $0.67. Compare to Enron and Worldcom.
== History ==
=== So who is Nortel? ===
While some have been led to believe (in the aftermath of the Bay Networks takeover) that Nortel is some sort of high-tech company, Nortel's primary rôle is the manufacture of payphones with no actual coin-return button. 
Nortel (aka Northern Electric, Northern Telecom) used to be owned in part by the local 'phone company, occupying a place similar to that of AT&T's Western Electric. The distinctive "Number, please?" heard when turning the crank on a Canadian telephone wouldn't be possible without Northern Electric technology.
=== The phone phreaks ===
By the 1970's, telcos were dealing with the question of how to trace and track down phone phreaks - tinkerers seemingly in competition to see which could spend the most dollars inventing and manufacturing some-colour boxes which would simulate the sound of a dime or quarter being dropped into a pay 'phone in order to rip off the 'phone company for as much as twenty-five cents.
As 'phone companies are greedy li'l vultures, they turned to manufacturers for assistance. They had heard that in Soviet Russia, pay 'phones put slug in you, and wanted to see if the same reversal which worked in Siberia, Russia could be made to work in Scarberia in the wilderness of Canada.
Nortel's solution was simple but evil. Build a 'phone with fancy electroluminescent dot-matrix screens, a built-in fake dialtone generator so that all of the phone phreak tones were blatantly ignored, a "please deposit twenty-five cents" voice synthesiser and a coin mechanism with no coin return button. This device, introduced as the Millenium Phortress and later nicknamed the Centurion, allowed telcos to turn the tables by keeping massive quantities of coin every time the mechanism jammed while providing nothing in return.
=== The speculators ===
The first year, Nortel pocketed twenty-five cents from the scheme, the next year fifty cents. The year after that, the take from this ruse was up to a dollar. With profits doubling every year, would-be investors got greedy and stock speculation drove Nortel over $100 a share. The telco took this opportunity to divest itself of its Nortel stock and buy out the entire Canadian media in order to rewrite history and prevent anyone from finding out what had really happened to all of those lost coins.
== See also ==
* scam
* Hell Canada Enterprises
* Telehor
* Telephone
* Alexander Graham Bell
Category:Companies of Canada
Category:Corporations
Category:Electronics
North Sea

The North Sea is located in the far southern hemisphere. It is noted for its putrid brown water, which experts say was obtained through a curse, after a fisherman was caught rowing out to sea without the correct colour socks. Contrary to popular myth, the North Sea is not good. 
The North Sea, or "The Sludge" as it is affectionatly known by southerners, is of great importance to the local community. The wildlife attributed with the Sea is found no where else in the world, a side effect of the many gene-editing chemicals that are pumped out of the country every second.
== Atlantis ==
Atlantis is not in the North Sea.
== The Bermuda Triangle ==
The Bermuda Triangle is not in the North Sea, or is it?
== The Scarborough Rectangle ==
The Scarborough Rectangle has baffled locals for centuries, even to this day locals have not grasp the theory of shapes, and the meaning of the. Many tragic events have taken place within the "Rectangle O' Losin' Things" as the locals call it. December 1442 was the first recorded incident when farmer Edward Man'oor was taking his cows for a swim. He was concerned and spooked to notice that one by one, as the cattle wandered farther and farther out to sea they began to vanish beneath the waves, and were "ne'er seen 'gain".
== Oil Rigs ==
Popular oil companies, such as Shell, BP and Horse, have oil rigs located in the North Sea, using over 1,294 straws folded into each other to suck scum from the seabed. There is a big demand for North Sea Sea floor Scum, 74% ends up in McDonalds Hamburgers.
Category:Geography of Europe
Category:Oceans
Category:Vital articles
no:Nordsjøen
pt:Mar do Norte
Northern Cyprus

Cyprus is a name that refers to two countries. This is because of partition. Partition worked fine for King Solomon (who, you'll recall, only made a proposal that he never had to carry out). It did not work for Cyprus, nor Germany, Vietnam, or Yemen; and left something to be desired even for the Carolinas and the Dakotas.
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Are you from a Western nation, such as the Greece, or practicing cultural or economic imperialism? Are you perhaps looking to expand sales for your enterprise, in the business of manufacturing pornography or original automobile parts? If so--
*Click here for Good Cyprus.
*Click here for Bad Cyprus.
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Or are you from a member of the Axis of Evil, a Muslim country, a country run by a single family or a personality cult? Are you Sarah Palin? Are you seeking help destabilizing a democracy or shaking down some foreign aid? Are you in the market for plutonium or perhaps an intercontinental delivery vehicle? Are you in search of women with clearly-defined features (such as ribs) who are available for purchase? If so--
*Click here for Good Cyprus.
*Click here for Bad Cyprus.
Norton Duck Pond Conspiracy

The Norton Duck Pond, also known as the “Ducky”, is a duck pond located in the town of Norton, UK.Do not research the town Recently, the Pond gained reputation for the “Norton Duck Pond Conspiracy”, a conspiracy founded by the inhabitants of the Pond.
== History ==
In 1984, a ship, nicknamed “Titanic” by the residents of Norton, has sunk in the pond due to an icebergI AM DISAPPOINTED! -An iceberg chart meme fan ducks attacking the ship.There's still no information on why they attacked the ship. I think it's something something predator-seeking brain something. The incident wasn’t very well-known until 1985, due to the witnesses being silenced by Big Brother.NOBODY IS SAFE FROM BIG BROTHER!
The authorities increased the safety around the Ducky in order prevent similar incidents happening in the future, including changing the pond so nobody can get out of the pond after going inside.It's just an one-way ticket. NO RETURNS! The ducks didn’t take it too well, and formed the Norton Duck Pond Conspiracy.
== Motives ==
The main motive of the Conspiracy is to remove the safety measures around the pond and set the ducks (And maybe a few humans and a cube-shaped cheese on a plate- WE’LL GET TO THE CHEESE LATER, ALRIGHT?) free, even if it means destroying the pond completely.
It is currently unknown if the members of the Conspiracy support Big Brother. But it is known that they’re against partaking in experiments that have a similar nature to one conducted in 1949.Paco is still alive. He is. And he will return or maaaaaybe not. But know that Paco is still alive and is doing alright, okay? The Norton Duck Pond Conspiracy also shares members with HETOW!, the activist fish and waterfowl group (And probably one of the few people on Twitter with brains),Fucking SJWs! -Oscar Wilde which shows that they also work for equal attention for fish and waterfowl in the workplace.
== Incidents Connected to the Conspiracy ==
*Several wreckings of the Pond’s blast wall.You're awake! How about that? They still ain’t stopping. Help me.
*The Returned Children. Allegedly, the Norton Duck Pond Conspiracy helped 5 children who were stuck in the Pond return home. No, the man behind the slaughter-Why hello there, old sport. Or “Purple Guy”, I don’t give a shit about his name- was not involved with the process of luring the children inside the Ducky. I swear.
*The Norton Cheese Shop Incident. One of the members of the Norton Duck Pond Conspiracy, which was a cube-shaped cheese sitting on a plate (Also known as the PYROMANIACI fear no cheese! But that thing... It scares me. of the Conspiracy), stole thousands of dollars (thousands of pounds) worth of cheese from the Norton Cheese Shop before burning it down. The cheese was given to the inmates of the Ducky to eat.It's at least better than Doritos and MTN Dew. Imagine if we were in that diet... What would we become? -The cube-shaped cheese
== References ==
Category: Conspiracies
Norton Utilities

Norton is a ransomware and adware developed by American cybergang Symantec. It makes billions of dollars in revenue from intrusive and deceptive popups, and distributing threats through spam browser notifications threatening to lock the victim's computer and locking up their browser if a ransom is not immediately paid to Symantec.
==Components==
Norton's web-based tech support scam popups are written in vanilla HTML, CSS, and JS. However, the Windows malware variants are usually written and compiled in C++, while their iOS-based malware is written in Swift, and their Android malware in Kotlin. They have conducted some professional dealings with the LockBit ransomware gang, now sharing malware distribution tools and using the same methods to receive payments.
==Awards==
Norton 2007 is the current holder of AOL's prestigious "Once it's on you'll never get it off" award.
==Future==
With the incorporation of many of the above features into the Vista edition of the Microsoft virus, the future looks bright for Norton products.
Category:Computers
Category:Products
Category:Malware
it:Norton Antivirus
Norton virus

Norton Virus, or "Norton Virus" was created in the future by Skynet employees Steve Jobs and Bill Gates (grand-nephews of Peter Norton or something like that.) It was intended to deliver to computer users their greatest ultimatum:
To allow their computers to be virus-free, and running smooth,
OR
To live in a world that is virus-fabulous, with a computer running like Windows Vista.
But studies have shown the above to be crap. As the name suggests, Norton virus is a type of Influenza that leaves patients in critical condition. Upon insertion into any of the computer drives, the computer recoils into a state of shock like Gollum upon loss of his ring.
The program's general purpose has been broadened to also pertain to improving upon the Privacy Violation aspects of the malware aggregate and porn search engine Google.
=Norton Virus 2007 (H4Xx0r Edition)=
http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9414/nortonvirusoy7.png
==Features==
The current Vista-incompatible version (also available for Mac OSX Leopard, Linux, Unix, and The Matrix) provides various features and services, including but not limited to:
-Removal of any goodware, such as hardware, software, as well as consistent user pests like operating systems.
-The option to download the latest viruses available from the internet.
-Network-disabling tools to minimize the performance of your network.
-Online sharing to share the latest and greatest viruses with your friends.
-A full installation file for Microsoft Windows 2000.
==Requirements==
-Pentium 9 Processor 1Hz
-1 kb Free Storage
-RAM
-Mouse
-Keyboard
-Graphics Card is optional, but not required. Recommended cards include Pokemon cards, Yu-Gi-Oh! cards and The Race Card.
-General Job Experience; Must be able to handle difficult situations with tact. Call now!
= See also =
*Norton Utilities
*Norton AntiHumour
*Norton AntiChav
*Windows
*Virus
*Internet
*Software
Category:Malware
Category:Software
Category:Internet
Nosferatu

Count Wilhelm "Nosferatu" von Grauens (1763-?) was an actor, director, vampire, playwright and noted plagiarist from Romania. His best known work is probably the film Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens.
==Biography==
Nosferatu was born in 1763 in West Transylvaniania, Romania. He was the bastard child of Ludwig von Grauens, a Hungarian immigrant from Germany, and a traveling Belgian prostitute called Antoinette. It is said that the events in his childhood were so gruesome, his face never recovered from them. It also inspired him to make horrific films like Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens.
In 1939, he left Romania to make a career in the German movie industry. He left Germany a year later, when he noticed there was a conflict involving Germany and other parts of the world. This bothered him, as there was always so much clatter and shouting going on, which he detested because he couldn't concentrate. 
Nosferatu spent the remainder of his life in The United States pretending to be German. He made his directorial debut in the States, Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens, in which he also played the main part. 
Nosferatu was a pioneer in the expressionist movement, a remarkable feat for a cross-eyed criple. His disabilities proved to be an important factor in the aesthetic development of the art movement. The eccentric filmmaker also had a rather severe speech impediment. This was the reason his movies remained silent beyond the end of the silent movie era. He continued to appear in silent movies until his televised disappearance in June 1973. His final few films had no audience at all, and there are no known prints left. 
No one knows where he is at this moment, perhaps he died, perhaps he still lives among us, or perhaps he ventured off to another planet, but the only thing certain is that he was a powerful vampire known to create great films about lots of stuff he was interested in, such as Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens.
==Fun facts==
* The Academy awarded him with a best makeup Oscar for Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens. Nosferatu never wore any makeup.
* He was part of a comedy troop called The Bat Pack, which was formed in 1954. Together with friends and fellow vampires Béla Lugosi, Blacula, Boobarella and Ed Wood, they released several top grossing films such as Nosferatu, eine Symphonie des Grauens. They also toured Las Vegas several times.
==See also==
*Vampire
Category:Germany Category:Vampires Category:Plagiarism