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5 A Day

The Scottish government now recommends that everyone eats at least five portions of fruit and vegetables every day (In Scotland the Mars Bar counts as a vegetable). The idea is that we will all be healthier if we do take this simple step. However, at first hearing, this seems like a terribly difficult thing to do, especially for Scottish people raised on fags, fried bread and "square" sausage. Who wants to be healthy anyway? But with careful planning it is possible to get your five portions per day without changing your lifestyle or even eating a good diet. Some suggested items to eat to get your five portions per day without consuming anything that is actually healthy (or green!) are listed below.
== Suggested portions ==
=== Jaffa Cakes ===
thumb|right|250px|A Jaffa Cake yesterday
These traditional biscuits (oops sorry Mc Vitie's, they are actually VAT-free cakes..!) do actually contain concentrated orange juice, so while one a day should keep the doctor away, eat a whole packet if you can and you will be really healthy.
=== Red wine ===
Red wine is made from grapes; what more do I need to say? If you don't like wine, drink vodka. It's better for you anyway.
=== Vampire Melons and Pumpkins ===
I'm damn serious there are actually vampire fruits in none other than good ol Transylvania. Wikipedia even has an article on this. These "demonic fruits" apparently turn vampiric at the full moon (say ain't that a werewolf?) and they have blood on them the next day. Go to the home of these evil fruits (or check the equally satanic Wikipedia) for the lowdown on the devils favourite food / deceptive bloodsuckers.
=== Fruit Polos ===
Can you still buy these sweets? If so they make a great contribution to a varied and fruitful diet. Plus you get a free nutritious low-calorie hole with every sweet. You may also like to try After Eight Mints. But whatever you do, don't eat them before 8am or 8pm. In other words, don't eat them at all. This is a time warp. How badly named were they?
thumb|Herbs. Note that none of these herbs was harmed when this photo was taken
=== Cherry Bakewells ===
These traditional English cakes come with at least half of a glacé cherry on each one. The consumption advice is the same as for Jaffa Cakes.
=== HP sauce ===
Made from dates, molasses and tomatoes, the classic Scottish dietary supplement of "broon sass" (known in London as 'braaen sows'), named after that famous wizard, Harry Potter, does in fact contain three different vegetables (or are they fruits?). Slap it on your deep-fried Mars bar and don't worry about the visual similarity with diarrhoea.
=== Herbs ===
These may be fruit and they may be vegetables, but in either case a portion is pretty tiny and shouldn't make you cough too much. The more depraved among you may want to create little lines of them and snort them through a straw.
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6000 Sided Dice

The 6000 sided dice is a dice which is 6000 sided and has 6000 sides, produced by The ludicrous amount of sides dice company™ (Which will now be referred to as the TLAoSD Company™ For the rest of this article) It is famously used for the popular bored game; Die and Dice where players roll it to calculate how powerful the players' dice will be. It also calculates how immensely tired the player will be of life. (It is often used during a child's birth for this purpose)
==History==
During the apocalypse known as the “death of the dumb dinosaurs” the asteroid that collided with the earth, was a few million years later found by intrepid explorer; Mr “gullible man“ Hoblisky. Upon finding the rock he proceeded to utter a ritualistic incantation to the devil. Upon being interrupted from his latest feast of a thousand babies, the devil proceeded to trap the soul of Mr “dead” Hoblisky in the stone and upon the ritual being complete the devil transformed the stone into the 6000 sided dice. Do not believe the devils denials as we all know the truth.
==Uses==
During the incredibly long lifespan of the dice, it has been used by humans on a very ritualistic basis, as after the birth of a child the dice will be rolled and how alive or dead the child will be is decided by the number. 0-1 child will become successful and is now basically immortal, 1-1000 means child is alive (for now), 1000-2000 means child will probably have a disease, 2000-4000 means child is stupid, 4000-5500 means child will be a chav and be a disappointment to all living things, 5500-6000 child is dead.
It has also been used for the quickest game of monopoly ever, as all players died from boredom in an agonising 10 seconds.
==Criticism==
The dice has often been criticised for being called a “Dice” when it should be called a “Die”. The TLAoSD Company™ calmly responded to critics by stating “Have you dumbasses ever opened a dictionary? Die is what happens when players spend too long on this game. Dice means plastic cube with numbered shit on it.”
The 6000 sided dice has also been criticised for alleged ties to Satan version 6000. Satan version 6000 responded to the allegations by saying “No”, despite the fact that the TLAoSD Company™ has an entire library on Satan 6000 and the Devil being involved with the dice.
==In popular media==
The 6000 sided dice made a guest appearance in the Family Guy episode Dying for Death where Peter gets trapped in the Die and Dice bored game.
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6 (number)

6, also written as six, was invented during the reign of Emperor Constantine when, during his battle against the Gauls, he realized that he did not have a Legion between his Fifth and Seventh Legions and needed something to fill the gap. The number has since come to refer to any of the integers between 5 and 7.
In mathematics, 6 is often used by accidentally by mathematicians with poor handwriting who cannot differentiate between 6, 0, and 9. Due to the phenomenon of reverse truncation, 2+2 approximately equals 6 for very large values of 2. A common urban legend holds that 6 is afraid of 7 because "7 8 9". Recent forensic discoveries indicate that 9 most likely died of natural causes, and 6's fear of 7 may have stemmed from other sources, such as a history of domestic violence.
If you put 6 upside down (like this: 9), you may hang your jacket on it.
6 is also 6
== See Also ==
* Six Degrees of Oscar Wilde, a number theory linking homosexual authors to each other
* Six Feet Under
* Six Flags (UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop)
* Six Hats
* Six Nations
* Six-party talks
* The Six Wives of Henry VIII
* Sixth form
* The Sixth Sense
* HowTo:Get hold of a Number Six Cylon, an advanced coitus robot
* UnNews:Six-year-old girl denies "slut claim"
* UnNews:Six Surrey men found guilty of "supporting Manchester Utd"
* UnNews:Six Waltons Have More Wealth Than the Bottom 30 % of Americans
* UnNews:Six more discs 'are missing'
* 6G
* Coca-Cola 600
* 667:Neighbor of The Beast
* 668 (neighbor of the beast)
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Category:Battlestar Galactica
Category:Numbers
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7 (number)

Seven is, quite uncoincidentally, the seventh number. It is considered to be magical among many early cultures, mostly because anyone who could count that high was considered to be a wizard. After being acquitted in the trial of the century (the matter of seven eating nine) seven retired to a life of relative isolation in the Adirondack mountain range. A couple of interesting things involving this unnecessarily personified number are Windows 7 and Final Fantasy 7, both of which add to the number's already overinflated ego.
==See also==
*7-11
*7-Eleven
*7-Up
*70s
*7 Degrees of Separation
*7 World Trade Center
*Numpad7
*Seven (film)
*Seven ages of man
*Seven And A Half Hours Of Silence
*UnNews:Seven Ate Nine!
*Seven Deadly Sins
*Seven Dirty Words
*Seven of Nine
*Seven Samurai
*Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
*Seventh-day Adventist Church
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7 Degrees of Separation

7 Degrees of Separation is a popular online game played by Uncyclopedians. The game is simple to play, fun, and highly addictive.
== Rules of the Game ==
* You do not talk about the 7 Degrees of Separation
* You do not talk about the 7 Degrees of Separation
* No really.
== How to Play ==
* Click RANDOM PAGE.
* Choosing any text link within the main body of the text, find the shortest number of consecutive "clicks" before you reach an article that you have contributed to.
* Feel smug.
== Special Rules ==
Some hardcore gamers have set about making the game harder by not allowing themselves to click an "Oscar" link. Or anything to do with Kittens.
No one may specifically click on Kevin Bacon at any time during the game.
== Top Scores ==
* -1 clicks Some IP - Clicked the back button after going away from this page
* 0 Clicks D3koy - Random Page kraken < My page(what luck)
* 0 Clicks High General Grue - Random Page 
* 0 Clicks THE - random page Inanimate Sponge where I once added a quote then removed it
* 0 Clicks - This page
* 1 Click Codeine - Random Page to Spain
* 1 Click jsonitsac - Random Page Gestapo to Benito Mussolini
* 1 Click Ghelæ - Random Page Morrowind to God
* 1 Click Nintendorulez - Random Page Hamlet to Uncyclopedia:VFH
* 1 Click RadicalX - Random Page Groucho Marx to Coconuts
* 1 Clicks User:The_Good_Guy - Random page video game addiction to halo
* 1 Click User:DjGentoo - Random page Darwin Award to Special:Mypage
* 1 Click - Random page Undictionary:W to You
* 2 Clicks Mhaille - Random Page Watchmen to Margaret Thatcher to 
* 2 Clicks Infobacker - Random Page to God to Limitations of Superpowers as Applies to God
* 2 Clicks Zombiebaron - Random Page Hercules to World War II to (which he moved once upon a time)
* 2 Clicks - Random page Etowah County, Alabama to Black people to either White folks or Michael Jackson
== Worst Scores ==
* 999,999,999,999,999,999 Clicks [and counting so much even the counter is screwed.] 213.237.66.155 - Random Page Recursion to Recursion to Recursion to Recursion ad infinitum
Category:Games
90's Website

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What a time to be alive indeed. 
"This is a fucking nightmare. I'm about to pull my eyes out of my head and fucking eat them." -Minimalists on 90's websites 
"Well at least it has charm" -The rest of us on 90's websites"Hey kids, this is what the internet used to look like" -Captain Obvious's grandpa on 90's websites
A 1990's website, or simply 90's website, is a form of semi-modern art, commonly found on this radical new thing called the Internet. A 90's website typically consists of colorful backgrou
nds, excess amounts of gifs, MS Paint art, and if you're lucky, you might find a little bit of text here and there.
90's websites continued to be created, even after the end of the 90's. It was well into the 2000's and 2010's when big businesses suddenly collectively decided that ridiculous levels of plainness and simplicity was the greatest way to attarct visitors and look "professional". And then all the amateurs who couldn't think for themselves copied this philosophy, and I guess that's how the internet got so boring-looking, apparently. This is how you make a website have a soul, even if that soul is full of LSD. 
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99 Lives

99 Lives is the sum total lives of eleven cats. Oh, you probably want the other 99 Lives. Carry on, then.
== Definition ==
It is said that one can gain 99 Lives by inserting 33 quarters into a video game. This is a theory proposed by Prof. Theodore Giblets-Rambo, after he came up with the idea of Pass The Ammo from translating The Bible into Hittite. It has since come to be known as a pseudo-scientific artifact of confused cogitation.
== Proof ==
:Let L = lives
:Let 33 = number of quarters
:Let x = 99 lives
::L * 33 = x
::3 * 33 = 99
::L * times = x
::33 times 3 lives per quarter equals 99 lives.
:::Therefore Jebus is Lord
== Origin of the Phrase ==
Derek Smart in his never ending quest to fight Coca Cola vending machines, invented the quarter and the video game to compete with them. Derek Smart set the law that 3 lives would equal one quarter for his video games. Everyone else followed the smart way of doing this, except for Coca Cola, who decided to do things the dumb way and give a can or bottle of soda for between 3 and 8 quarters. It only works if one is able to change dollar bills into quarters.
== Christianity adopts it ==
Seeing as how it was a law of physics, Christianity adopted it when Loki was in charge of changing Pagans into Christians, and thought that Smart's idea was a good one. Loki works for Dr. Smart as an Astronomer. Later on Giblets-Rambo took credit for the theory and idea of uniting the European economy with a common currency, and nobody has been brave enough to tell him otherwise.
== The Contra Theory ==
It was discovered around 1988 by Dr. Hans Gruber that one could achieve 99 Lives in a more cost efficient way. By pressing Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, and the Start button, one could receive the first 30 Lives for only one credit. They could then insert 23 more quarters, bringing the grand total to 24.
:Let L = lives
:Let C = 1 quarter + cheat
:Let 23 = number of quarters post-cheat
:Let x = 99 lives
::L = C + (23 * 3)
::L = 30+ (23 * 3) = 99
::L = 99
::30 lives plus 23 * 3 Lives = 99 Lives
::Therefore, Science pwns Jesus!
== See also ==
* Video Game Addiction
* AAA
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Category:Christianity
99th Red Balloon Infantry

The 99th Red Balloon Infantry is an elite fighting force, at minutes standby, equipped with the most effective, tactical balloons. They are highly trained in the conduct of balloon warfare, and are one of the most feared fighting formations in the world.
== Origin ==
The history, formation and structure of the 99th Red Balloon Infantry division (Der Neunundneunzig Roten Sturm-Bahn Gefuhren Menner) is documented well in the divisions historic and stirring anthem by the German band Nena, translated here to English for English-speaking people. And just to be a downer, the song in German is really AIR balloons.
Herr Doktor von Braun's initial concept was of warfare by balloon. It is believed that he got the idea around 1954, when in the local toy shop, whilst inadvertently inhaling helium, and realized that balloons, specifically ones colored red, could be used devastatingly in warfare.
General von Braun immediately returned to the base, and set about standing up the 99th RABIDs (as they later became to be known). within hours, he had a troop of 99 men, standing by with fully armed prototype tactical balloons.
Later that week, in order to fully train the 99th RABIDs, General von Braun ordered a full tactical exercise, to both demonstrate to the world the potency of his countries, and to ensure that the troops were fully prepared.
On June 12, at approximately 3:04:34, General von Braun issued the order.
The exercise was an outstanding success. von Braun had successfully panicked every single world leader into panic. and some into picnics. This off-side oddball had shown them that he was capable of a real threat. The threat of balloon warfare.
Realizing that von Braun had released many tactical balloons, the League of Nations scrambled fighter jets to identify and to try and more understand the threat posed. Unfortunately, the technology drifted out of range before its devastating effects could be unlocked. von Braun is the only know possessor of this technology, making the 99th RABIDs unique.
Currently the 99th RABIDs are under a state of high alert, protecting the world from vacant consumerism and are also renowned for their sartorial style.
== Tactics and training ==
Only a scarce few are privy to the tactics of the 99th RABIDs. It is generally thought that, in times of extreme crises, balloons are released, to deadly effect.
The 99th RABIDs train regularly, both individually, and up to battle group level. Because the operation of the 99th RABIS is so secretive, it is thought that higher echelon training is calculated to coincide with large charity events.
Many 99th RABIDs retire to become balloon sellers at amusement parks. Most amusement park companies employ them as dual role employees - balloon selling and covert high-level war-mongering.
== Weapons ==
The 99th RABIDs are armed with a variety of red balloons, ranging from hand held anti-personnel balloons to strategic red dirigibles. Little is known of their construction, other than the trademark red color.
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9 (number)

No, no, or NEIN!!! is a quantity of things, that quantity being no. This is also known as a number (in this case, again, the number is no). It is a popular number among people who cannot count to ten, especially fairies of the ice variety. No is the number of defensive players on a baseball field, the result of squaring the number 3, and the amount of contiguous marked spaces necessary for a win of the original version of BINGO (the unpopular BULANGOWE).
Nein can also refer to:
* No Network
* No Eleven
* No Inch Nails
* No No No 42 Apothis
* Plan No from Outer Space
* #No-no, the Great One, Wayne Gretzky
Nein can't also refer to:
* OVER No Thousand!!!
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A-ha

A-ha (stylized a-ha; Norwegian pronunciation: [ˈɑːhɑ]) was a Norwegian pop band formed in Oslo in 1982. The band was founded by Morten Harket, his lovable sidekick Paul-Peter Waaktaar-Savoy-Crouch, and Magne Furuholmen as comic relief. They lived in a distant planet called TV that is eternally sunny and warm with a blue sky, and in a country called Norway. Because they were born in such a non-changing planet, their bodies are not used to weather changes, so rain makes them turn back into pencil sketches. Therefore, they are terrified of rain, and they will all change and cry if they are forced to stand and face it. In their songs they use voices of women which have been stolen from the real world by Morten and are moved to sketches.
Look, they really only ever had three hits, the classic Take On Me, the R&B jazz track Take Me On and the rock-and-roll hit Me On Take.
== Football career ==
A dispute with their Swedish counterparts ABBA caused them to leave Scandinavia in fear of their safety. By the early 1990s, they had established new identities in the United Kingdom.
File:Morten.jpg|Morten Harket became "Jens Lehman".
File:Magne.jpg|Magne Furuholmen became Jens Lehman too (they replace him by turns).
File:A_ha_savoy.jpg|thumb|Paul Waaktaar-Savoy became "Peter Crouch" (it's his real name).
ABBA hunted high and low for a-ha, and finally found them staying on the same roads they always travelled on. When someone approached Morten, it scared the living daylights out of him. Inside Morten's head, the sun never shone that day. The rest of the band members took on them (or took them on) and died at the hands of ABBA, lying down in darkness and the blood that moved their bodies covering the ground. When all seemed lost, they dreamed themselves alive, their reason being love, and defeated the weakened ABBA. After Morten regained his train of thought, they had a major celebration with all the inhabitants of TV.
A-ha has since moved to Memphis and are now living happily in a small flat by the foot of the mountain.
== The Viking Quests ==
Because a-ha is from Norway, they are forced to be Vikings. This is the main reason why they are limited to few hits as they have been spending all this time fighting forces of Loki's army of Dragons. They defeated an entire force of dragons by using a technique they developed in the music world and sucked all the dragons into a comic book. As they dragons tried to breathe fire they burned themselves. This story is their greatest feat as Vikings.
== Famous Songs ==
* ALL of them
* The first
* The one with the drawings
* Really, there was only two
* Don't remember any other (2005 Remix)
== See Also ==
* Music Portal
== External links ==
* A-ha - Shake on me
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AAAAAAAAA! (disambiguation)

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