Animaul Crossings: New Blood

I Use to love Animal Crossing New Leaf, but after going through what I experienced, I'm not so sure if I'm gonna get New horizons.
It all started when I went to Denios, and I saw a stand full of a whole bunch of retro videogames. The Shopkeeper looked like an ordinary guy! He had a plain grey T-shirt, Blue Jeans, a bald head, And a wholesome smile. When I saw Animal Crossing, I had a whole bunch of memories pop in and out of my head. all those old memories of staying up late at night and building my town were enough to make me buy it for 5 dollars.
I Went home, got out my DS, and played the game. everything was normal at first, until my character switched into one of my villagers named "Willow" who I never really got along with because of their appearance. Everything was confusing at first, but I was basically just playing as a different villager, so it was fine. Until, my own Villager came in what was basically my new Villager's home and killed me with an axe. I Turned off my DS thinking I bought some HET-esque bootleg game, but it was actually a real copy of an animal crossing I owned.
I Didn't wanna destroy it, so I sold it online, and it took quite a while to get rid of it, but it was worth it in the end. One day however, when I was playing Kirby's Epic Yarn (Yes I never grew up.), I Felt something weird. It felt like I grew an extra pair of ears, so I looked in the mirror just to check if I weren't dreaming. but it turns out, I was slowly turning into Willow!
I Didn't know what to do. I Couldn't just call a doctor, because I wasn't really in that much pain throughout. So I kinda just had to accept everything that was happening, as if it were completely normal. But then, I got a message from my phone that someone broke in. Yep! it was that god damn Villager I made. He was chasing me throughout my house, chanting "The Taste of Kyurri is Soothing!". I Wish I knew what was going on.
He followed me into the creepyass woods that was at the backyard of my house, and was about to swing his axe at me, "HEY!" Someone shouted. I Looked over, and saw that someone else transformed into a villager, this time they were Snake. "Get your Pinocchio lookin' ass away from that innocent Villager!" Snake Yelled. "Kick my ass." The Villager pestered. "With pleasure!" Snake replied.
Snake kicked The Villager over a log, right onto a bear trap, cuffing him. Snake then shot bows from arrows at the villager, getting all over him, and making him bleed out as if he were a waterfall. Snake gave me a flamethrower and I caught The Villager on fire. Snake then put a not so fragile jar on his head and hit him on the head with a bat. The Villager would then drown in his own blood and get boiled alive in it. "Kickass!" We shouted!
I Went home questioning reality, until I thought "If me and Snake played the game and transformed into villagers, then why was The Shopkeeper completely normal? Or how did he become normal?"
End of story.
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