Afghanistanball

Afghanistanball, also known as the Talibanball, officially the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball, is Vietnamball or North Koreaball 2.0 a landlocked countryball in Central Asia that is run by Talibanball. It came into power after Afghanistanball suffered multiple personality disorders and several invasions by Soviet Unionball, British Empireball, and USAball. When the first two withdrew from Afghanistanball, its different factions started fighting each other, in which the Talibanball took over Kabulball in 1996, and then established the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball. Al-Qaedaball hid in its clay prior to 9/11, and a few days afterwards USAball and its allies invaded Afghanistan and ousted Talibanball's regime. After 20 years, Talibanball captured Kabulball on 15 August 2021, marking the emirate's second rise to power.
The countryball is composed of 652,864 square miles of clay, making it the 40th-largest countryball (41st if you count Greenlandball in Denmarkball's area) by amounts of clay. In terms of population, they have the 43rd largest population in the world, with 32,890,171 people as of 4 January 2022.
The country has the worst human rights ever. Because the Talibanball hates industry, they use traditional, old-fashioned ways of building up their economy. This makes Afghanistanball one of the few countries that don't use a capitalist nor socialist system.
It can into being of the most depressed country in the world because of extreme oppression and brutality by the Islamic terrorist group, the Talibanball. They are also responsible for the lack of opportunity for Afghans, especially Afghan women and Afghan LGBTQ+ people.
== (History)==
=== Pre-Islamic Afghanistan ===
Until 650 AD, Afghanistanball's clay known as Bactriaball, was occupied by Dravidians from Indus Valleyball who started to build up towns around the Hindu Kush mountains. Iranian 2ball tribes later dominated the region. These 2balls started creating ancient cultures and sites. Later decades on in the VI century BC, Achaemenidball who expanded to the east took over. Achaemenid invaded Afghanistan as well as other tribes, bringing Persian cultures to Afghanistanball for centuries to come. Following by Macedonball conquest and murder on Achaemenidball, it conquered Afghanistan's clay and lots of Greeks were able to migrate to Afghanistan. Afghanistan evolved to a mix of Iranic, Hellenic, Indian, Hindu, and Zoroastrian.
When Alexander the Great died, three kingdoms formed out of Afghanistanball; Seleucidball 
first controlled it, but then from known as Bactria, Greco-Bactrian Kingdomball revolted. In this period, Afghanistan was now a mix of Iranic, Hellenic, Indian, Hindu, and Zoroastrian.
 Parthiaball took control of Afghanistan later on, however, the Yuezhiballs took over and used the lands as a base of conquests into Indiaball. Since Parthiaball was too weak, Kushan Empireball continued their presences until Sassanidball came and destroyed most of the empire reducing it to a very small clay. Many Afghan (city) states like Kabul Shahiball were independent resulting in the collapse.
=== Arabs, Turks, Mongols, and Timurids ===
The Caliphateballs expanded into western Afghanistanball's clay, but Afghanistanball would never fully convert to Islam until the 9th century. One of the cities, Zabulball, converted to Islam, evolved to Saffaridball, and had conquered neighboring Heratball, Bamiyanball, and Udyanaball, and went on to invade the Abbasid vassal of Tahiridball. The conquest of the Abbasid controlled affected the Samanid Empire in Turkmenia, which went after Saffaridball, defeating it and making it a vassal. Under the Samanid dynasty, Iranic culture saw a revival under Islamic influence in Persia. Samanid Empireball also owned Turks as slaves, but after a slave revolt the Turks overthrew them and established their own empire. Ghaznavidsball was of really stronk, as it pushed into the Indian subcontinent, and would have expanded to Persiaball if it weren't for Seljukball in the Battle of Dandanaqan. Ghaznavidsball ended up being otherthrown by native Afghans.
 Mongol Empireball invaded its clay in 1219 after the Mongol conquest of Khwarezmia. It became under the rule of Ilkhanateball and Chagatai Khanateball. After the Black Death, Kartidsball was born out of Ilkhanateball's death from Illness, but in a short matter of time the Timurids would invade it. Heratball went under a renaissance.
=== Early Modern Ages ===
After the fall of Timurids to Safavidball, the Timurids still ruled over their last province Kabulball. They later pushed into conquering the Delhi Sultanateball. This created the Mughalball, who had presence in eastern Afghanistan but intended to expand and conquer all of Indiaball, or most of it.
In 1705, Hotak dynastyball rebelled against Safavidball, invading Persiaball and almost of killing them. Hotak dynastyball was killed years later.
 Afghanistanball became independent only in 1747, as the first modern Afghan countryball Durrani Empireball. Durraniball fought it's archemeny Sikh Empireball over for clay in Jammu and Kashmirball, but UKball later killed Sikh Empireball. The Barakzai dynasty turned Durraniball into a Emirate.
=== The Great Game and Cold War ===
 UKball had tried to seize control over Emirate of Afghanistanball in the Great Game to avoid Russian Empireball from challenging British dominance over Indiaball. In the first Anglo-Afghan war, had sent armies from India through their clay to Kabulball. Following the seizure and replacement of Afghanistan's Shah, the British placed (a loyalist/puppet) Shah Shujah in power. Afghanistan got very angry at the fact it was forced to do whatever UKball insisted and the two went to war in 1823. After UKball was defeated, it was covered in scars as Afghan once ambushed it and stabbed it heavily while killing most of the Company.
This is something the UKball would never forget.
 UKball knew it had to leave Afghanistanball alone. Meanwhile, Pahlavi Iranball was getting ready to Anschluss the independent city of Heratball for more clay, but was attacked by both East India Companyball and the Afghani Emirateball. In 1879 the British missionary of Afghanistan was murdered, declaring the Second Anglo-Afghan War. This time, Britain won the war but didn't want to expand its clay. UKball knew that Afghanistanball would be a good buffer zone against the emerging Russian Empireball. That is why Russian Empireball could not into Indiaball. Until after WW1, Afghanistanball was de facto independent but UKball would always watch over its foreign affairs.
Having signed a friendship treaty with British India the last war with the British came to peace. As a result Afghanistanball was recognized as 100% independent. Realizing it was so isolated from most countryballs, soon they started to be friends with other countryballs. Afghanistanball wanted to modernize in 1919, and so it started to build modern schools, and use modern medicine. The Emir years later in 1926 upgraded the emirate into a kingdom. They had joined League of Nationsball in 1934 and became friendly towards normalization of ties to its sibling. Controversially, It also had cooperative interactions with the Axis powers, which is why it wasn't in WW2 either. But the war broken up the British Rajball.
 Pakistanball had gained independence from UKball, but suprisingly, claimed Pakistanball as "Afghan clay". Why? Afghanistan still thought Pakistan was stolen land because Afghanistan had never recognized the Durrani line (aka Afghan-Pakistani border) that UKball drew up. Afghanistan would proceed to befriend Pakistanball's archenemy Indiaball, which an Afghan-Indian alliance could ruin Pakistan's economy in a future scenario. Afghanistanball had tried ways to destabilize Pakistanball by funding separatist movements in Balochistanball. Afghanistanball also voted to deny Pakistan's admission into the UNball. To piss of Pakistanball more, it sent Afghanballs to occupy Pakistani territory.
In the Cold War, From the 1950s to 1978, Sovietball and USAball had their competition of who can gib Afghanistan more monies. The 1950s and '60s saw Afghanistanball receive billions of monies to help the economy. The countryball became more western and liberal. More schools, hospitals, hotels, airports were created with the help of Sovietball. It was at its peak. The monarchy of Afghanistan had failed several reforms to complete. Sadly all things came to an end.
In 1972 the countryball had suffered a horrible famine. The following year, Mohammed Zahir Shah left to go to Italyball for eye medication. Its sibling, Mohammed Daoud Khan betrays it by launching a Pakistani-backed coup d'état. The monarchy was of overthrown by a republic known as Republic of Afghanistanball. The republic was very very secular, so women were allowed to not wear the hijab, and they can be assigned for education. The last two years of its existence saw it become a dictatorship.
=== Commie invasion and Rise of Taliban ===
Also see: Afghan Wars and Soviet-Afghan War.
Thanks to Soviet Unionball helping communist rebels in the "Saur Revolution", the republic was overthrown.
 Pakistanball feared the Soviets would invade from DR Afghanistanball if Afghanistan was of commie. What was worse was Afghanistan was still of sending Afghans to Pakistanball's clay, this time with the approval of it's master, Sovietball. Pakistanball looked to funding Sunni Mujahideen rebels such as Al-Qaedaball, and of course, Taliban with support coming from USAball and Chinaball. Iranball on the other hand supported the Shia Mujadden factors. Both were meant to fight the communist-backed Afghanistanball to drive Soviet Unionball insane from havoc. The Mujahideen factors were effective, as they already seized most of DR Afghanistanball's clay. Afghanistanball was of too weak to rival them, so Soviet Unionball made the decision to invade.
 Soviet Unionball gave aid to the Afghans and protected the most important cities. For an entire decade, Sovietball's opponents kept on supporting Al-Qaeda and the Taliban, meanwhile some of the Afghanballs were inspired by Mao Zedong and started their own Maoist uprisings.
When Soviet Unionball couldn't take it anymore after ten years, Soviet Unionball finally pulled forces out of Afghanistanball on February 20, 1989. DR Afghanistanball died when its president stepped down. After the end of the Soviet-Afghan War and Cold War, several Several Mujahideen factors established peace and restored Islamic yet democratic order where Muslims are saved from secular persecution. However not all Mujahideen groups agreed to this and eventually on summer of 1994, Talibanball rose to power and established the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball. and started terrorizing civilians on Afghan clay. They would emerge from the Durrani line where they got support by the Pakistani ISI. Saudi Arabiaball also funded the militant group because the Taliban were strictly Sunni and also practiced extremist versions of Islam. The Taliban were very quick to capture the capital Kabulball in just two years. Tajikistanball, now out of its commie phrase let Afghans seek refugee in its clay.
Under Taliban rule, the Taliban were very extreme towards its civilians. 
The Taliban had imposed westernization, which was one of the reasons they were formed. This was such as the banning of TVs, music, radios, and other stuff that seemed western. The Taliban wanted their civils to also look like if they were real Muslims, so grown men were forced to grow beards, women forced to wear burkas. Anyone who refused to follow orders was beaten to death in certain ways, such as whippings to stonings. Then, these murdered bodies would be shown hanging in the public to show civilians what would too happen to them if orders were misbehaved.
=== Resistance, Victory, and American Occupation ===
However, not all hope was lost, until the 2000s, anti-terrorist resistant groups such as the Northern Allianceball. Northern Allanceball was founded notably by local Tajiks and in Afghanistanball to sabotage Taliban control over the whole country. The resistance fought against not only Talibanball, but also Al-Qaedaball who was helping Talibanball. The Northern Alliance would give refugee camps to Afghans living in the controlled parts of the country's clay the infamous Ahmad Shah Massoud had reigned over. However Taliban encorned the Northern Allianceball all to Afghanistanball's uppermost province, Badakhshanball. 
In December 1999, one of Indiaball's commercial planes were hijacked by Islamic terrorists and landed in Kandahar, which pleased the Taliban. And in March 2001, it destroyed the Bamiyan Buddhas, claiming it to be a false religion. Ahmad Shah Massoud, one of the strongest resistance fighters, was found to be dead on September 9, 2001. It is assumed it was killed by a terrorist, but not by Talibanball. It looked like the end for the Alliance. But then for Al-Qaedaball, who sparked the controversial 9/11 attacks on USAball's twin towers, USAball finally made the choice to intervene and went full hell on Al-Qaedaball and Talibanball. Following USAball's declaration of War on Terror against several terrorist organizations and bombed the living crap out of Afghanistanball's clay. To do this however, USAball needed to confront Pakistanball about aiding the Taliban which forced Pakistan to 
comply.
Many countries fought in the Liberation of Afghanistan with the Northern Alliance. These countries were USAball, Canadaball, UKball, and Australiaball with aid and support coming from multiple countries such for Indiaball who was very pissed about the hijacked planes, Tajikistanball, and Uzbekistanball. Following the liberation at Kabulball, Talibanball and Al-Qaedaball were ousted from its clay in October 7.
The Islamic State of Afghanistanball was finally restored, as the Afghan Interim Administrationball. The Islamic Emirate wasn't dead however, it is awaiting reorganization, and should the Taliban rise again. Many Taliban fighters found shelter in Pakistanball's clay.
=== Taliban Insurgency, and reestablishing of the Emirate ===
 USAball unofficially colonized occupied Afghanistanball. The Afghan Interim Administrationball would go through a transitional phase restoring peace upon all and the true form of what is (Sunni) Islam. It would later become the Transitional Islamic State of Afghanistanball.
In the 2004 elections, a president (Hamid Karzid) was finally elected in Afghanistanball, which officially started the failed 'Murican colony Islamic Republic.
For many years, Afghans lived their lives and foreigners were allowed to visit, but the bombings by USAball and instability made Afghanistanball feel painful to be alive deep, deep, down...... these years of destruction by USAball and its allies forced some Afghanballs to side with the Taliban, who were gaining more land year by year.
(WIP)
Years later, ISISball invaded its clay in 2015. Afghanistanball got infected with the Coronavirus on February 24, 2020. 
Things worsen from May to June following many NATO members and their allies withdrawing, one by one, or in groups. Eventually, UKball withdrew on July 8, 2021, but a month later, troops landed back in Kabulball to recuse it's embassy. On August 15, 2021, the Taliban won the 20-year conflict and took control over the central government in Kabulball, establishing a new Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball.
With the Kabul Airport captured on the last day of August, marking the end of the Afghan Republicball. One of ISISball's suicide bombers bombed the Kabul Airport recently. Ashraf Ghani, the president had fled with 169 million dollars taken out of the country's national bank. It was unknown were Ghani fled to, but it was later annouced that Ghani had fled to UAEball's. Former members of Northern Allianceball surrounded up to form a second resistance, known as Panjshir Resistanceball who is ready to remove the Taliban again fighting for the Panjshir Valley. Recently, it has normalized relations with USAball after 20 years. On September 6, the Panjshir Resistanceball had mostly fallen to the Taliban rule. 
In consequence of the Taliban takeover, USAball and EUball have taken away financial support to the countryball and slapped UNball sanctions. Since the 2000s, Afghanistanball has been relying on western currencies, without that, people are already starving and are relying on fruits and leftovers. Afghanistanball is also currently suffering an economic crisis. As to response, the Afghanistanball banned foreign currencies in response with the Taliban quoting: "The economic situation and national interests in the country require that all Afghans use Afghani currency in their every trade". The Taliban are BEGGING EUball to bring back the western currencies.
Right now, it is clashing with Iranball in its border because of the Taliban murdering some Iranians.
So how has Afghanistanball been doing in 2022? Despite the strict religious laws, the stabilization of the country had people re-open businesses. Afghanistan still suffers from problems, such as the recent earthquake. Also, the Taliban are also striping and taking away women's rights as time goes on. WHAT A SUPRISE!
==/ (Relationships)==
===/ (Friends)===
* القاعدة - I shelter them in my clay.
* بنګله دیش - We have good relations with each other and we might be of friends in the future. Most of your people recognise me too.
* چین - First one willing to have a relationship. In response, I gave up support for the Terrorists as I am not one. Hope I get legitimate recognition from you.
* قطر - Loyalist friend since 1996. You never betrayed me unlike stupid UAEball.
* ترکیه - It used to be one of my worst enemies, but now it is one of my best friends, and it funds Islamists. THANK YOU ERDOGAN! Run my Airport please because I need help.
** - I'll do anything for you to redevelop
* ترکمنستان - I like them, not because they recognize me but they also are isolated and totalitarian too!
* اریتره - We both can into excessive totalitarianism!
===/ (Neutral)===
* ډونالډ ټرمپ - It was the one who originally started to pull troops out of my land, so thanks for that, Trump. But he still hates my fellow Islamists, so I don't really support Trump...
* امريكا متحده ايالات - It caused an insurgency in my clay and helped faker. It still doesn't recognize me. But it might fight ISISball with me if my government treats women and Hazaras better. I remembered that it supported me in this war.
* فلسطین - I recognize your freedom, but you calling me a terrorist?!
* ملایزیا - Kebab friend in Southeast Asia who follows Islamic law. It is also can into some conserativism. However its prime minister is unsure to recogize me, SO PLEASE OF RECONGIZE! But WHY DO YUO SUPPORT AND LIKE FAKE AFGHAN?!
* صربیا - I withdrew recognition of کوسوو for you, recognize me!
* انډونیزیا - Our government congrated you for your independence day. How you fought colonialism was just like how I fought burger imperialism! We can be friends sometime, right?
* جاپان - You western puppet of Asia, but thanks for making manga about me Mashaallah!
* روسیه - YOU SUPPORTED this thing. And also, I tried to get along with you in Moscowball so you can recognize me (as I even said, CRIMEA was yours) and you also now unbanned me?! We could had allied against imperialist burger! Anyway thanks for handing over the Afghan embassy to me. But still please recognize me.
* قازقستان - Thank you for removing me from terrorist organization list!
===/ (INFIDELS Enemies)===
Almost everybody hates Afghanistanball for becoming a terrorist and fundamentalist, but most importantly:
* FAKE AFGHANISTAN - BURGER PUPPET AND FAILURE OF AFGHANISTAN, I REMOVED YOU AND YOUR STUPID BURGER LOVERS! AUGUST 15TH 2021 BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! you are just a corpse! HAHAHAHA!
* Ashraf Ghani - YOU FUCKING TRAITOR AND INFIDEL!!!!! EVEN THIS FAKE AFGHANISTAN HATES YOU AS WELL!!!!! GO TO HELL!!!!!! YOU AMERICAN PUPPET!!!!! YOU FLED WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN CASH ON AUGUST 15, 2021!
* SAARCball - CAN'T YOU RECOGNISE ME ALREADY?!
* Women - SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!! ACCEPT YUOR INFERIOR POSITION AND COVER UP!!! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR YUO!!!
* ANOTHER FAKE AFGHANISTAN - Incompatible for Afghanistan, stupid infidel occupying kebab clay! But this time it is a vodka puppet! Also removed you!
* سعودي عربستان and متحده عربي امارات - YOU TRAITORS!!! YOU SUPPORTED THE 2001 INVASION! NOT TO MENTION YOU GUYS ALSO SHELTERED GHANI AFTER HE WENT IN EXILE! YOU BETRAYED ME! REMOVE! BIGGEST TRATIORS TO ISLAM! ALSO SAUDI, I DON'T CARE IF WE BOTH PRACTICE PURE ISLAM, AND EVEN THOUGH OSAMA WAS BORN HERE, I DON'T LIKE YUO ANYMORE!!!
* Panjshir Resistanceball - you are defeated, so DON'T EVER DARE TO COME BACK TO THE UNIVERSE!
* انګلستان - YUO'RE ONE OF THE "SAVIOURS", HUH? Remember when we Afghans removed you many times?! Now that I know it's USAball father, I hate them more! But we at least talked so it can leave me alone in the future...
* واتیکان - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST INFIDEL EVER! LONG LIVE ALLAH! DEATH TO YOUR HERESY! REMOVE CHRIST! WE WILL BURN THE SISTINE CHAPEL AND EVERY PAGE OF YOUR BOOKS! DEATH TO CHRISTIANITY! REMOVE BIBLE! DIE! DIEEEEE! 
* ایران - So it is you again.... SCREW YUO! YUO NOT MY BROTHER, YUO'RE TERRORIST! SHIA ISLAM FAKE ISLAM! SUNNI ISLAM REAL ISLAM! ANYWAYS I OF SLAGHTERED ALL YOUR EMBASSY STAFF BECAUSE THEY ARE OF SHIA SCUMS, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?! CRY?!
* ملګری ملتونه - Thank you, I'm crying! REMOVE SANCTIONS! AND RECOGNIZE ME ALREADY! (Please give back monies...)
* هند - Crazy Hindu, cry harder about Your hijacked plane And That stupid Buddhist Temple YOU DUMB COW! Wait, if you're the cow, then why is USAball burger? ALSO FRIENDS WITH MY PAST SELF!! But hey, I heard that you want to establish relations with me.https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2025/1/11/why-is-india-courting-the-taliban-nowhttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp8ke9e27dxo.amp Well, since we both hate Pakistan, let's restore our age-old friendship!
* پاکیستان - GIVE PASHTUNISTANBALL! ALL THE PASHTUNS ARE MY PEOPLE! REMOVE! (But thanks for recognition)
* اسلامي دولت - YOU BOMBED THE AIRPORT! I WILL EVEN TEAM WITH BURGER TO DESTROY YOU! AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO ATTACK ME you INFIDEL!
* میانمار - WHAT'S THAT?! YUO OF KILLINGS ROHINGYA?! STOP KILLING ROHINGYA PEOPLE PLOX!
* یونان and ارمنستان - Inshallah kebab will of killings you, kebab haters!
* فرانسه - WHY you COLONIZING AND GENOCIDE ON Algeriaball AND BAN WOMEN FROM WEARING NIQAAB IN PUBLIC! NOT TO MENTION YUO WERE THE FIRST EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT ENFORCED THE BAN! AND IT DOESN'T LET TURKEYBALL INTO EU.
* همجنسبازان - REMOVE GAYS! YOU GET THE DEATH PENALTY! 
* اسراییل - I will not recognize you! JUST PLEASE DIE ALREADY! STOP OCCUPYING PALESTINE!
* اوکراین - Crimeaball is not your clay! Go to hell NATO Puppet!
* د اسلامي همکاریو سازمان - These clowns banned me for this fake crap!
* فینلینډ - Stop making fun about me being of into the unhappiest country in the world, you infidel!
* شوروی اتحاد - ANOTHER STUPID INFIDEL AND CAUSED PAIN AND SUFFERING IN AFGHANISTAN! 1989 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! FUCK YOU COMMIE SCUM!
* زیمبابوی - I don't care if you are a Unhappy country also you can into Last country in Alphabetical Order!
* YET ANOTHER FAKE AFGHANISTAN - This imcompent shit called Massoud was the reason why I got into power in the forst place! HOW DARE YOU NOT ESTABLISH SHARIA LAW! 1996 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE! 
* تاجیکستان - Yuo were one of the many countries responible for helping the west remove me back in 2001! Also, am not gonna invade you, what's that all about?
* تایوان - Yuo are the Fake China, and also YUO LEGALIZINGS HOMOESEX MARRIAGE!
* وهمية كوريا - FUCK YUO BOTH! ONE IS EVIL, ONE IS CORRUPT! Though I can into massive oppressings of people just like it. 
* ناروی - YUO WILL REGRET MAKING FUN OF ME BLONDE-HAIRED INFIDEL ATHEIST PIECE OF SHIT!
==/ (Recognition)==
Despite most countryballs still recognizing the Islamic Republic, the Taliban appointees for embassy chargés d'affaires have been accredited.
* Chinaball
* Iranball 
* Pakistanball
* Russiaball 
* Qatarball
* Turkeyball
* Turkmenistanball
==/ (Information for artists)==
===/ (Flag colors)===
===/ (How to draw)===
# Draw a circle with a white background.
# Write the Shadada () in the middle, colored black.
# Draw the eyes.
# Draw a turban on it and a weapon next to them. (Optional)
After you finished all of those steps, are done!
==References==
==/ (Gallery)==
Islamic Emirate of Afghanistanball.jpeg
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AfghanistanballRemake5.png
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Afghanistan Icon (JNJ1308).png
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==/ (See also)==
Category:Afghanistanball
Category:Countryballs
Category:Asia
Category:South Asia
Category:Central Asia
Category:Emirate
Category:Theocracy
Category:Authoritarian
Category:Dictatorship
Category:Pashto Speaking Countryball
Category:Dari Speaking Countryball
Category:Uzbek Speaking Countryball
Category:Muslim
Category:Sunni
Category:Stans
Category:Black White
Category:Shahada
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pt:Afeganistãoball
ru:Афганистан
zh:阿富汗球