Crooks

The very next week there was a streak of crimes that happened they have no idea who did it but they might know how It started. The police looked into the crimes and found someone who did time for doing crimes for 20+ years in prison. Meanwhile, the guy they don't think did it is now out of prison he is secretly doing more crimes without the cops knowing it. While that is happening there is a party going on at John's house and they are watching a new movie when the power goes out and there is a loud "CRASH" and "BOOM" so John goes to see what it was and a guy was trying to steal some stuff and then John says " HEY YOU GET OVER HERE"!! The crook says " WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO DO LITTLE KID"? Then John says " WELL I AM A COP AND YOU ARE NOW UNDER ARREST FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING AND MORE GET ON THE FLOOR NOW!!!" Then the crook ends up going in the cop car and says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! The Kid cop says " TOO BAD CROOK YOU WILL BE IN PRISON FOR LIFE!!" Then the very next day there is a dance going on at a school and they are having fun when the DJ passes out from something and then turns into a monster and says "ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR"!!! Then the DJ/MONSTER Starts to eat some kids and some teachers. Then the very next day there was a funeral for all the people. The cops did find out about other crimes that happened in New York , California, and Wisconsin but these crimes are the same as the last one. The crook's name Is the Killer Love and here are something that he ruins is someone that is at a dance at a high school and he comes and steals everything there. While he's doing that his helpers kill all the people there. Every day there is always something bad happening and the cops know who It is now so they have a tracker on the crook who is doing it so if he starts to do some crimes the cops can catch him in the act. Meanwhile, in New york there is a crime happening and it is not who they think it is because there is another crook named Philip and this crook does worse than Killer love. Philip Is so bad that when he goes to rob a bank he kills all the people there or he will also steals all their money. Then there was another crime that happened in Texas. They have no idea why it happened there but now it was a house fire and a bank that was on fire so were a bunch of cars too! Then the fire department came and they took out the fires. They might know the people who did it their names are Rylee and Freddy they are people that kill people when they are at home while watching a scary movie or out somewhere. They disguise themselves as a delivery person and kill the people that are in the house. Then there was another person that did it too You ready for it Natalie. There was a weird noise that came from the kitchen in Jeff's house. He was a pro bodybuilder he had nothing to worry about so he knocked out the person that was in the kitchen. He found out that it was is best friend Jake and he said " WHY DID YOU JUST HIT ME JEFF?" Jeff said, " I am so sorry I was worried that someone was trying to steal my stuff you know how it is right Jake?" Jake says "Jeff you know better to hit me I am a big fan of you bro why me?" Jeff says " Like I had said I am sorry Jake for hitting you." "Jake, do you wanna watch a movie with me? "It is a scary one though I don't know how you handle a scary movie?" Jake says " I can handle anything, don't worry Jeff." Jeff says "Ok can we get right into the movie?" Jake says "LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The very next day Jeff brings Jake back to his house Jake says " Let's do this again sometime sound good to you Jeff?" Jeff says " I have to go but I think we can sometimes". Jeff gets In his Lambo and drives away. Before Jeff leave Jake says " WAIT I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!!!!" Jeff says " What I can't hear you over my purring v12 Lambo what was it you needed to tell me?" Jake says " Well Jeff I am gone next weekend so we can't do then but I think we can hang out after next weekend Is that ok with you Jeff?" The very next day the cops call Jeff and say " there has been another streak of crimes in your area take shelter because you might be the next target, Jeff!!" Jeff says " Really why am I the target I did nothing wrong to be the target so why is It me?" " Jeff we don't know why you are the target but Just listen to us and take shelter immeditaly!" Jeff says " look I will I am headed downstairs now!" Then a tornado hits. Jeff says "Thank god I am downstairs not upstairs!" Then when the tornado stopped there was a big "BOOM!" Jeff goes outside to see if it was out there or if it was in Jeff's house. The next day Rylee and natalie started a crime group but it was only them so they went a committed some crimes like killing people and stealing some money and jewlery and other things. Then when the cops cought Rylee and natalie doing some crimes and the arrested them and they were put away for 3yrs or more. Then they thought they could breakout of Jail but unfortunately they could not because they had nothing to use to breakout of Jail. So they eventually gave up and they decided to wait for their friend to break them out. Their friend Showed up and he had something that could break them out. Natalie says " Yay we are breaking out of jail!!" Rylee says " Finally we are getting out of this horrible place Natalie!" Then the guards found out that they were planning to breakout of Jail and the put them back in their cells with their friend in the cell with them. The very next day Jeff goes to pick up Jake in his ferrari F40 and while he is getting in the car Jeff got a Phone call from Jake saying " What car are you coming to my house today bro?" Jeff says " Well Jake what car do you want me to drive to your house?" Jake says " The Supra mk4 or mk5 Idk bro you choose between those cars please!" Jeff says ok I will be there soon I will surprise you ok?" Jake hangs up "CLICK" Jeff gets in his Mk4 supra and revs it before he leaves then there is a loud "POP" "POP" "POP" out of the exhaust. Jeff did a burnout too and then he took off and went towards Jakes house. Jake comes out of his house and says " Beautiful car rev that sucka now bro!!" Jeff revs it and "POP" "POP" "POP" "POP" "POP," Jake says " Let's gooooooooo keep going bro!" Jeff turns off the car and Jake says "Let's go look for some bad guys and catch them is this a cop car secretly?" Jeff says " Yes this car is an undercover cop car and it has 1989hp under the hood of this beauty." Jake says " Wow that must be so fast how fast does it go?" Jeff says " It goes 300mph or something like that but I love this car because it is a monster in drag racing!" Jake says " wow that is impressive. I wish my mini cooper could go that fast but it only goes 120mph unfortunately but I am happy with what I have unless you have a car for me, Jeff?" Jeff says " I do have a car for you It is a GT-R R34 with 1 turbo which goes 280mph. " Do you want It ?" Jake says " Yeah I want the car because I wanna go fast!!" " But how much is the hp of the car?" Jeff says " It only has 1695hp because I have not finished tuning it." " You can have it but only with a fair price of 400k." Jake says " I don't have that kind of money but I will buy it for 250k or less That's all I got." Jeff says " I think is ok with me I guess." "I don't know though bro." Then the next day Natalie and Rylee come to Jeff's House and the knock on the door "KNOCK" "KNOCK" Jeff answers and says " What are you doing here?" They both said, " WE ARE HERE TO KILL YOU JEFF"!
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