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10 Downing Street

10 Downing Street, London, is a small council house so notorious the police have it under round-the-clock surveillance.
== Location ==
Although its address is unknown it is said to be located on a small cul-de-sac in the slums of Whitehall, and is apparently not a nice place to live. The most famous part of the house is the black front door, which in fact is never opened, and the house is entered through a secret side door. The Prime Minister moved to number 11, a known opium den run by some Somalians from Peckham, due to the bad conditions.
It is also next to the fabled 9 3/4 downing Street, which is reputedly inhabited by a witch and her haemonculi- or Margaret Thatcher and her family. Same thing, either way...
Luckily this atrocity of a house will be sold at the local Bairstow and Eves within the coming months. Asking prices are between 50 pence and a fiver if British, $9,000,637.42 if a bloody yank.
== The Building ==
The building follows other styles of housing built of the same period; it is a two up two down terraced house, which manages to squeeze in many pointless meeting rooms and offices, but there is a useful TV room and games room too. Being a council house, it is always in a constant state of repair and so the current prime minister chooses to live in the flat next door, again owned by the council. The house has been painted black so it is unaffected by any pollution or graffiti, and also so it cannot be seen at night.
There is a sun above the door according to the 'bloke' (mysterious man who made the property), but he also said that the reason why you can't see the light that would normally be portrayed is because it is made out of glass and the lights' inside are always turned off so this is another one of those London myths'. This really would be pointless anyway. This is why when carousing on the streets of London at night, Londoners and Londonettes must carry eurocrat repellent in order stave off the surprising advances of 10 Downing Street, which is known to attack unsuspecting pedestrians. The building also contains storage space for the MP's dirty magazines.
It was built in 1721.
== The Area Around ==
Because the area is pretty rough, a policeman is always required to stand outside the house, the policeman is also there to keep away Gordon Brown from returning and squatting in 10 Downing Street which he routinely trys again and again. A Police were in fact invented because of this. Gates are required at each end of the street to prevent certain members of the community with ASBO’s from entering, and leaving.
== Occupants ==
Nobody knows who actually lives there, but about a hundred years ago a large tentacled creature known as "Marhgréadd Tháchann" was seen eating a group of school children just outside. This creature has been hunted by some of the best huntsmen in the whole of North Wales but has never been captured. Stories are told in Downing Street which say that the actual occupant is the owner of the magic Towel of London.
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13 (number)

13 has been traditionally associated with poor will and misfortune (unless you're Italian or a Swiftie in which it's good fortune). However, most people don't know the underlying truth.
== The Underlying Truth ==
Back when all the numbers were at peace, a horrible dictator by the name of 86 rose to power and forced all the numbers into forced labor (which was much more painful for the females mind you...). The ambitious captain 13 took it upon himself to vanquish this evil overlord.
He gathered a huge fighting force, including the brave number 94, the cunning number 6, and the easily confused number 19. They were his chosen few- his captains, and together they rode into battle against 86 and his men. He tried to get the infamous number 69 on his team, but 69 stupidly rejected the offer. Go figure.
The battle was long, and brutal, and a great many numbers of numbers fell bravely.
Including 13 himself, who was slain near the end of the battle after first killing half of 86's army, including 69 and even 86 himself
The end.
== So Then, What's the Big Deal? ==
Because 13 died a long time ago, it's technically not supposed to exist. That's why we can't see it on floors or elevators or tombstones or Them.
== Special things about the number 13 ==
If you add the numbers in 13 up you get -3970.
13 is the only number that is written as 13.
13/1=13 no other number divided by 1 equals 13.
You do not have enough fingers to count to thirteen unless you are a Mutant or a Vulcan .
If you count to thirteen by ones you have to say a different number 13 times.
If you are to tired to count to 13 you become unable to count to thirteen.
Thirteen is spelt with less than thirteen letters.
13 is also the age where breasts begin to develop, and thus when men actually start to care about women.
== Lyrics==
Wait, this isn't part of Ruler of Everything?
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== See also==
* 13 year old intelligence
*UnNews:13-year-old wins Writer of the Month, despite rules and common sense
*UnNews:13 Year Old Noob Commits Suicide, Internet blamed (Again..)
*UnTunes:13 Year Old Rap
*UnNews:13 year old wins spelling bee; guarantees life of virginity
*UnNews:Thirteen Russks, whattaya get?
*UnNews:13,889th suicide bomber reaches Paradise, but Allah runs out of virgins
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14 (number)

Number 14 is the one that goes after 13.
Yeah, that's all I have to say about it.
There's not really that much I can say about 14, to be honest.
Like, think about it. What's there to say about the number 14? Nothing. Literally nothing.
==See also==
*UnNews:14 Tesco stores forced to close in bomb scare
That's the only article slightly related to the number 14 I could find.
Seriously. Look it up. I did. And it was a great disappointment.
This just shows further how mediocre the number 14 is.
You should be ashamed of yourself, number 14. You really should be ashamed.
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15 (number)

15 is the number you get when you get a knife and slash the number 20 in half.
Why would you do that, though? It's not like 20 has done anything to you, has he?
Has he ever threatened you? Has he ever stolen from you? Has he ever had sex with your wife behind your back?
No he hasn't. 20 was one of the nicest numbers in all this neighborhood.
He helped helpless grannies get across the street. He recycled his trash.
And now, look at him. He's dead. He's fucking dead.
He's lying on the floor, blood dropping from his corpse, and tainting the carpet red.
But why? All because you wanted to solve a math problem?
Look at you. No, really, look at you.
You have blood on your hands. 
You have taken a life.
And you're proud of it.
You should be ashamed.
Really, really ashamed.
 
I wish you rot in hell, fucker.
== See also==
* 15th Century (artist)
* Burger King Foot Lettuce
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16 (number)

16 is the exact age when the human brain starts to malfunction as a result of an uncurable disease known as puberty. Some of the symptoms of this sickness include seeking the approval of their friends and horrible taste in fashion.
16 can also refer to:
*F-16, the 16th F-type key (17th counting the F key itself) on your keyboard.
*Tupolev Tu-16 
*M16 rifle
*The Sweet Sixteens, which are everything but sweet.
*Sixteen Ine
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17 (number)

17 is a number that may refer to:
* 17th century
* 1700s
* 17-year-olds
* The 17th element
* Seventeen spotted eastern-most blue-nailed field wallaby
* UnNews:17 Iraqi Bodies Found in Baghdad Cafe
* UnNews:Seventeen US nukes get away
* UnNews:Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked
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1860 Oxford evolution debate

The 1860 Oxford evolution debate took place at the Oxford University Museum on 30 June 1860, seven months after the publication of Charles Darwin's heretical treatise On the Origin of Species. Several prominent British scientists and philosophers participated, including Thomas Henry Huxley, Bishop Samuel Wilberforce, Benjamin Brodie, Joseph Dalton Hooker and Robert FitzRoy.Though you've probably never heard of any of them.
The debate is best remembered today for the occurrence where Wilberforce pointed out Huxley's insults towards his grandparents. Huxley said that he "would not be ashamed to have a monkey for his ancestor" while referring to his grandparents.
== Debate ==
When word spread that Bishop Wilberforce would speak against Darwin's theory at the meeting on Saturday 30 June 1860, supporters of Darwin seriously pissed their pants. Wilberforce was one of the greatest public speakers of his day and thousands of people came to listen to his reasonable arguments. Darwin himself was too sick to attend.Suffering from the wrath of God, no doubt.
Wilberforce completely pwned Darwin's theory, arguing that it was not supported by the facts, and just about every notable scientist was opposed to the theory. In reference to his complete pwnage of the Darwinians, he told some other fellow "The Lord hath delivered them into mine hands."
Wilberforce ended his great speech by inquiring "Professor Huxley, doest thou not realise that by upholding this theory, you indeed imply that humans are descended from apes? How canst thou make such a grave insult towards thy grandparents and greater grandparents?"
Huxley's response was as outrageous as was the theory he supported. "I wouldn't care if one of my grandparents was a monkey," he said, "I would be deeply appalled, however, if I was found to be related to a man of great intellect and influence that willfully abuses his skills to keep the truth from his people. A man very much like yourself, Bishop Wilberforce."
The completely unsubstantiated insult towards Wilberforce sparked a massive outcry from the audience. Lady Brewster even fainted at hearing these outrageous accusations.Apart from her having fainted, nobody seems to recall anything about her. Not even her first name. Not that it matters, really.
== Reaction and legacy ==
Summary reports of the debate were published in a couple British newspapers. Both sides immediately claimed victory, and while the Darwinians conspired to make people forget about how hard they got pwned, the divinely ordained victory was a simple matter of fact.
A few days after the debate, a devout Christian walked up to Huxley and threw a pie in his face, exclaiming "Your grandmom is not a monkey, you ass!"
== See also ==
 
The <choose><option>liberal evolutionists</option><option>God haters</option></choose> at Wikipedia claim to know the truth about the 1860 Oxford evolution debate.
* Intelligent Design
* One and Only Truth
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1946 Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act

Introduced in 1946 by then parliament member Benny Hill, the 1946 Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act, or the GaLS act, revolutionised the country of Great Britain. By that time, the "Gays" and "Lesbians", or queers as they are more often called, were roaming the streets in gangs of two maybe three at a time and occasionally holding hands in public. The British Parliament felt that this was unacceptable behaviour, and that something had to be done.
== The Queer Action Committee ==
The Queer Action Committee (also known as the QAC) formed in late 1945, and was designed to find a permanent solution to the growing problem of homosexuality in Great Britain. The Committee chairman was J'onn J'onzz, who was very adamant about achieving this goal, saying, "I am very adamant about achieving this goal".
=== In the Beginning ===
The 1946 Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act began life in February of 1946, by parliament member and member of the QAC, Leonard Nimoy. Mr. Nimoy introduced the bill The Gay and Lesbian Destruction Act. He believed that the only way to solve the problem of homosexuality was through complete extermination.
=== A Plan Takes Shape ===
Architect Oscar Wilde was hired to design the death camps that would be used in the extermination of the queers. He felt that the death camps should be done in a modern yet eloquent form with a slightly effeminate touch; however, the British Government then decided to change architect and instead went with The Rock, whose idea was to shove the queers into oversized cardboard boxes. The British Government thought his idea was perfect.
== A Change of Plans ==
However, in the final stages of the planning, parliament member Benny Hill -- considered today to be one of the most accomplished politicians in the history of Great Britain -- felt that rather than killing queers, forcing them into stressful, inhumane manual labour would be far more purposeful towards society. Therefore, he introduced "The Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act".
=== The Secret Vote ===
In order to take the queers off guard, there was no public announcement of The Gay and Lesbian Slavery Act until after the queers had been rounded up. So after 14 minutes of deliberation, the final bill was voted in on 25 October 1946.
=== The Rounding Up ===
During the next week, all known queers were taken into custody and tortured into revealing any other queers who may be still in hiding. Approximately 80% of the queers in Great Britain were rounded up and held.
All those in custody were sold off at a charity auction by the British government, most of the money from the auctions was kept to fund public service works. Now, the GDA (the Gay Detection Agency) Uses advanced gay-dars.
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1995

Now you're leaving the 20th century - Graffiti message on a wall in a scene of rock band Bush's music vid. "Machinehead". Gavin Rossdale for president! No more Bushit in the 90s.
1995 was another one of those friendly, though not-too-intelligent years, also remembered largely for its taste in short skirts and loud, tacky colours.
1995 was the International year of Billy Mays.
* Republican Revolution in the ballot box: The GOP takes back the House and Senate, but failed to get the presidential oval office.
* On January 1, 1995 murdered 1994.
* 1995 was a group of naked people
* The Civil War was briefly restarted for 2 hours.
* Superman actor Christopher Reeve begins a new career as Famous Paraplegic Guy after falling off a horse.
* Mike Reno, lead singer of the 1980s dork-rock band Loverboy, is slightly injured when his head explodes. (He later resumes his singing career after his head is replaced with a tiny mechanical substitute.)
* Adolf Hitler releases debut album "Led Zeppelin XVVIIXV". Led Zeppelin sues god.
* Oklahoma City federal building bombed, Arabs and Muslims blamed for it, but it was a white anti-government militia member from the heartland of America.
* Bob Hope destroyed the moon using lasers.
* Chuck Norris shed a tear. This triggered the Apocalypse, and cured someone of cancer.
* JavaScript, an ineffective yet annoying computer virus, is invented by Brendan Eich.
* The Firefox Communications Corporation IPO ushers in the new economy.
* Bill Gates leaves the Beatles to make Microsoft.
* Bombings on the PeopleMover in Disneyland kill 14 and injure 138 people. The Pirate Liberation Organization claims credit.
* If you wore a double-breasted suit, you were the man!
* First Nigerian drugs-dealer arrested in Johannesburg, South Africa!
* The Bloodhound Gang forms a protest crowd and marches to Harlem, Manhattan. The march is a momentous failure.
* Courtney Love goes nuts for the 17th time in a year.
* May 7, the beginning of real life, my birth creating the universe. Also killing the Mongolians.
* Noodles attack Three Mile Island and kill John Calvin.
* Canada collects all remaining pieces of the moon.
* Jesus partied like it was 1995.
* Oasis releases the most annoying song ever!
* flying manatee's were discovered when a pilot thought a 1-ton bird hit the wind shield of his plane.
* A Bunch of government assholes made up global warming to make make money. No one believed them tell Bill Gates said it was a lie in early 2000.
* A computer named "deep shit" defeated a human in a game of chess. ROFLMAO!
* Billy Idol strangles the Minotaur to death in the under ground labyrinth in Crete.
* The PlayStation is born and nobody cares.
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1996

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== January ==
* January 1 - 1996 has murdered 1995.
* January 1 - Alan Greenspan started to make deals with the US economy.
== February ==
* February 15 - Assisted suicide is legal in 48 out of 50 states, except Alaska and Wyoming.
== March ==
Cancelled out,due to 1996 was an unusual leap year.
== April ==
* April 1 - Booker T. Washington is born.
* April 4 - The Unabomber is arrested for crimes against tasteful nomenclature.
== May ==
* May 21 - Hertziaustrovakia is forced into independence from the Soviet Union.
== June ==
FOX News goes on air: "faux news/fox noise" ruins the professional level of news reporting.
== July ==
God was Born!!!
Repent, all ye sinners!
== August ==
The Summer Olympics in Atlanta, Georgia. To have foreigners in a place filled with hicks can get interesting. Release the peace doves and rednecks with shotguns shoot them all down.
== September ==
President Clinton convinces everyone to reelect him in the Democrat(ic) National Convention.
== October ==
Some crazy crap happened, oh, and Halloween. Insert obscure reference to 90's culture here, maybe a joke from an old website or something. Netscape! Yeah!.. Etc.
== November ==
* November 5 - Clinton reelected by a wide margin (Fox News premiered by false theories Dole will take it all). Conservative talkers pissed as hell and Bob Dole goes on his life by appearing on commercials talking about "erectile dysfunction."
== December ==
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1997

__NOEDITSECTION__
International Year of the International Years
== January ==
* 10- Dow hits a world high 26.5 percent on the newest stock market game.
* 17- The United States space shuttle joins Russia's space station.
== February ==
* 3- US, UK and France agree to freeze Germany ruler Adolf Hitler and his gold loot.
* 5- O.J. Simpson was found liable in a case.
== March ==
* 19- Heavens Gate was called for a mass suicide.
== April ==
* 8- US Appeals Court upholds California ban on affirmative action.
== June ==
* 26- J.K. Rowling published her first Harry Potter book.
== July ==
* 1- Hong Kong gives the UK a big fat V-sign and storms out. It is later found living in a Chinese opium den.
* 28- Mike Tyson bite some crazy guy's ear off.
== August ==
* 11- Bill Clinton exercises for the first time this year.
* 14- The person known for the Oklahoma bombing was sentenced to death.
* 31- Princess Diana was killed in a car crash.
== September ==
* 5- Mother Teresa was found dead after living for a thousand years.
* 17- Swiss are going to pay to Holocaust guards.
== November ==
* 12- Two people were convicted in the World Trade Center bombing.
== December ==
* 13- The European Union plans to admit six nations.
* 19- The Titanic sinks again on its 3 hour journey with Jack and Rose.
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1998

:When it was ninety eight
:It was a very good year
:It was a very good year for the Deutsche Bank or Tony Blair
:John Glenn left Earth for a dare
:Which was really kind of great
:In nineteen ninety eight
:When it was ninety eight
:It was a very bad year
:It was a very bad year for people named Lewinski
:Or even Kaczynski
:France's world cup win came not a moment too late
:In nineteen ninety eight
:When it was ninety eight
:It was a lethal year
:It was a lethal year for Jack Lord, Pol Pot and Sonny Bono
:Frank Sinatra and Flo-Jo
:For they each became "the late..."
:In nineteen ninety eight
== Events ==
* 1997 is BRUTALLY RAPED by 1998. Twelve months later, 1998 will give birth to a healthy baby 1999.
* Dutch musician Trance is born. He dies the day after.
* The Mario Party comes to power in Italy.
* Scarface: the Musical is released.
* I go to the White House only to find Al Sharpton complaining about it being racist.
* Gluteus Maximus, ruler of Uranus, dies of asphyxiation. He is succeeded by his daughter, Vagina Flatus.
* Jimmy Neutron is considered a good show by pot-smokers everywhere.
* Bill Clinton changes the meaning of the word 'is' to 'is not'.
* Dutch maestro Edgar Davids is born.
* Satan becomes incarnate upon the earth as the Antichrist, and establishes the One World Satanic Government, saying "Lo, one thousand nine hundred ninety-eight is thrice times six hundred sixty-six! And 1998 has three Friday the 13ths in it! My time, at last, has come!" Moments later, His reign of wickedness and debauchery is brought to an untimely end by a falling piano.
* GINO is un-fucking-fortunately born.
* Every good PC game ever is released. Apparently, Fate is smoking three bowls of hash simultaneously.
* The Goo Goo Dolls have their only lasting hits: Iris, and Slide. Don't you feel old, 30-something chick who bobbed her head to those songs in her 1998 Volkswagen Beetle TDI?
* Glenn Close is still alive.
* All your base are belong to Them.
* Jimmy Neutron is considered a bad show after 2 weeks of air time. Pot-smokers everywhere fail to notice.
* Missouri declares its independence on November 24. The rest of the U.S. says "oh, yeah? Show me."
* Raccoon City is destroyed by three cruise missiles and repeated aerial bombardment in an attempt to contain a T-Virus outbreak.
* The United States enjoys its lowest crime rate in 200 years, best economy in 222 years, highest government approval rating in 78 years and lowest unemployment rate in 400 years. Come back, Bill! We miss you! :`(
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