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Natural Causes

Natural Causes, born Naturalanorikaliman S. Causes, and more often known as "Naitch the Terrible", is generally considered to be the world's most prominent murderer.
 
==Childhood==
Natural Causes was a very troubled child. His mother Selphie Nphlictid Causes had very suicidal tendencies which emotionally scarred young Natural, and her abusiveness, which is generally cited as the main reason that rolling pins are banned in North America, put violence in his head. He also played video games, an activity whose participants are all brutal murderers. Even his school helped marked him violent when an administrator changed the school's punishment policy. The administrator had physical education class changed the rules of baseball so that instead of hitting the baseball, the batter had to hit misbehaving students. When the change went into effect, Causes's batting average went from .021 to .832. Sadly, nobody noticed the warning signs.
 
When he was sixteen, Causes went on a shooting spree at his high school, Sitting Duck High. Twenty four people were killed. Causes was charged with a misdemeanor.
==Early Adulthood==
Natural Causes spent the early part of his adult years as a grifter pretending to be a hippie. Part of his act was to tell people that they could save some part of the Earth by giving their money to natural causes. Now here's the tricky part: when he said "natural causes", he meant himself! Betcha didn't expect that one coming! The legality of Causes's method was disputed in the case Everyone Else v. Causes, in which The Supreme Court unanimously decided that Causes was 100% honest and that he kept his money. However, this decision was appealed and was sent to The Even Supremer Court which, in a 5 to 4 decision, ruled that Causes's activity was illegal. The Chief Justice of The Even Supremer Court sentenced Causes to a zillion life sentences.
Causes escaped from prison when he used basic knowledge of steam-powered machines to turn a government-provided Pocket Bible into a pneumatic drill. He escaped and built a secret lair which nobody knows about, not even you or the photographer who took the picture to the right.
==His Late Years==
Natural Causes spent the rest of his life in isolation. During these years, he became an evil wizard. He is best known for casting a spell which made everyone die after seventy years, give or take a few decades. When compared to the previous average lifespan of forever, the new lifespan was generally regarded as a bad thing. In tribute to Causes' life-changing effect on the universe, he is listed as the cause of death of people who die as a result of his spell.
==Death==
When Natural Causes cast the spell on all of humanity, he had an apparent brainfart and forgot about not casting it on himself, and as a result, he died of natural causes.
Category:Mass Murderers
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Diseases
Natural Selection

Natural Selection is the process by which the most favorable alleles of genes are inherited by offspring. It is one of the major driving forces of evolution and was pioneered by Charles Darwin after his voyage to the Galapagos Islands.
==I don’t get it==
OK, say you have a termite population and that population only eats a certain type of wood, like cedar. The survival of that population hinges on the availability of cedar. Now let’s say a few termites have mutated alleles that let their bodies also process oak. These few termites now have two options for nourishment, and they are more likely to survive when cedar resources are sparse by switching over to eating oak. 
==I still don’t get it.==
OK, say you have a population of fish that only eats a certain kind of shrimp. And global warming forces the shrimp to start living in deep cracks in the sea floor. Only the fish with long and narrow enough snouts will be able to reach the shrimp. Thus the less capable fish will die while the more able fish will thrive. These fish will then pass on their long-snout genes to their offspring.
==Like the band? The Offspring?==
What? Like the band? What are you talking about? Offspring is another term for children. Like you are the offspring of your parents. Understand? It has nothing to do with a band. But you understand natural selection now, right?
==Yes. Animals Who hide in Cracks Will be Selected Naturally by Animals With Long Noses.==
No. That’s not what Natural selection means. Natural Selection refers to the process by which organisms with favorable traits are “selected” by “nature” to survive. 
==Then Why Haven’t Human Noses Grown Over Time?==
Because humans, who are apes, don’t need longer noses to survive. Natural selection can apply to any gene. OK, say you have a bunch of dogs who love to eat fish. These dogs will keep diving and swimming underwater so that they can catch them, but the ones who can swim better will catch more fish. The ones who cannot eat fish will die. Eventually only the best fishing dogs will survive and they will have children, which we call "puppies". These children will most likely also be good at fishing because they have their parents good fishing genes, like silkier coats, or better vision. No, they will not have better fishing poles, they are dogs.
==But My Mom Is Good At Piano and I’m Not==
Piano skill is learned not inherited. That would be Lamarck’s theory of transformism. And he was wrong. He had a good idea, he was just wrong. Science allows for mistakes because we cannot gain knowledge without learning from our missteps.
==So you're saying that this Lamarck guy directed Transformers?==
What? No, Lamarck did not direct Transformers.
==I still don’t get it.==
Just don’t sire any puppies, OK?
==See also==
* Charles Darwin
* Creationism
* Flying Spaghetti Monster
* Survival of the Fittest
Category:Science
Category:Evolution
Category:FA Science
Naughty bits

Naughty bits are the parts of human anatomy that are sinful and have no business whatsoever on God's green earth. They were excommunicated by the Church in 1453, after Galileo used his in opposition to the Church. The word naughty of course refers to naught, meaning nothing, for there is nothing good to be had in playing with the naughty bits.
==History==
With the surge in popularity of France's shit in 1954, and Japan's main exports of rice and schoolgirl panties, the American government developed Naughty Bits to keep up with the Joneses. Given the task of fabricating the new recipe, Trent Schiff of Amherst, Afghanistan tried many different varieties of dried cat, then completely changing his mind and started from scratch. 
In the early 1970s the British comedy troupe known publicly as Monty Python's Flying Circus (the CIA secretly referred to the group as Operation John Thomas) failed to improve on the initial product during episode22.
The current formula for Naughty Bits is unknown, though the infrequent and embarrassing side effects have more recently led to a lawsuit. Defendant Novcarka Valleros of Örebro County, Sweden, claims that Naughty Bits caused him to go blind. Prior to the verdictin which Naughty Bits were stipulated as "harmless fun"the kitten population in the Eastern United Spades of Amerika had dwindled dramatically.
Fully recovered from the embarrassing lawsuit three years ago, Schiff now produces more snack foods for the Mouthful Enterprise. In early second quarter 2024 the long-awaited Muffy Puffies will debut to the American public.
Spokesperson John Holmes stated that six inches is the minimum recommended consumption for women who like to get pregnant. Any smaller Naughty Bits are just too small.
==See also==
*General Mills
*Mama Luigi
*Your mom
Category:Sexuality
Category:Euphemisms
category:Anatomy
Category:Evil body parts
Category:Pornography
Navy

Navy is a deep blue colour.
==History==
Prior to 1842, the colour Navy was non-existent. There was little painters could do to depict the deep and foreboding colours of the sea except use black, a poor substitute, as it was unable to fully depict details.
Many painters chose to use royal blue, or sky blue to depict the dark, harassing sea, but this had limiting effect, with critics of the time harshly pronouncing such paintings as "rather jolly" and "What fun!" It took Blackbeard a full 20 years to convince most artists to create the colour which he personally claimed to have invented.
When many artists took poorly to this critique, there was a consensus that a solution should be found, so that artists could paint moody, homoerotic, moonlit sea-scapes. A small group of artists, who lived and painted around the same area, took on the problem. This later became known as the Waterstones Group for their high contribution to the literary world.
==The Waterstones Group==
The Waterstones Group consisted of many well-respected and available artists, both literary and painters. Amongst their number was such notaries as Sigmund Freud, Brian Blessed, and the literary genius, Stephen King.
The first approach to the problem was an attempt to re-define to the world, by propaganda, what dark and moody paintings actually consisted of. The group bought several prime-time advertisement slots, and attempted to convince the world, by means of gothic music, interspersed with royal blue pictures of the sea, that light blue was dark and moody.
This plan was, however, unsuccessful. Because of the limited budget the Waterstones Group had, the commercials were not aired enough to become embedded into the populations psyche, (unlike McDonalds), and merely annoyed the population.
The group then turned to Science to look for a solution. By employing several top-grade scientists they eventually came up with the solution of mixing a light blue paste, with a black colour, and Navy was created. And then, after all this, they all died.
==Navy today==
Today, Navy is mainly synthetically manufactured, primarily in hot countries. It is an unassuming colour, and has been largely superseded by ultramarine. It is still a favorite of many artists however, when the desire to construct the traditional moody sea-scape takes them.
Category:color
Category:Arts
Navy (disambiguation)

♫ In the navy</br> Yes, you can sail the seven seas</br> In the navy</br> Yes, you can put your mind at ease... ♫</br>
*Navy, as in the color.</br>
*Navy, as in the US soldiers from the sea.</br>
*The Royal Navy
*The Good Ol' Navy, with its many mannequins.</br>
*Navy Pier, a tourist trap down Chicago.</br>
*Navy Seals, the cutest killers of the sea.
Category:The Blues
Category:Color
Navy Seals

Navy Seals are a kind of American sea mammal specially bred for adaptability in infiltration and combat in the face of a McDonald's. They are only distinguishable as a sub-species, by their love-hate relationship with the SAS Their skins are a deep blue color, an asset when invading the underwater Blue Whale Bases of the Axis of Evil and other formerly Evil countries. Employing state of the art technology and deploying from submarine missile tubes, airplane engines, and sunny beaches, the Seals are experts in their craft.The author would like to note the SEALS are also very good at killing you.
They are talented at:
* Fabricating halibut explosives
* Flying airplanes
* Balancing the world on the tips of their noses like Sea Lions with balls at carnivals 
* Barking
* Hunting small sea animals
Seals were featured recently in the news for busting a Colombian Sea Mule drug ring. They also serve in Afghanistan and the Iraq desert, where special wetsuits are needed. Seals have, in the past, been dropped from an altitude of 20,000 feet, penetrating caves and bunkers in order to capture high-value targets.
=== Mark My Fucking Similar Words===
There is also a Navy SEAL, these are just like the above seals but much Sexier, you see every seal on the ice has to go through advanced training to become a human Navy SEAL, now these seals are impervious to: , bullets, fat people, and losing. they cannot lose it just CANT happen.. 
Navel Seals are shell-less molluscs about the size of a pinhead. They lay their eggs on mammals in the umbilical embrasure, commonly called the bellybutton. When these eggs hatch the young navel seals live for awhile in the folds of the bellybutton, grazing on bacteria and dead skin cells. When about half their adult size they release their hold and fall to the ground, where they become free-living herbivores. Their meat is particularly good, but they have to much fat and is usually a hassle to rub off all the fat and then eat.
==Famous Seals==
*GI Jane
*Charlie Sheen
*Jesse Ventura
*Aquaman
*Mr. Rogers
==Notes==
Category:Underwater creatures 
Category:Military of the United States
Category:People who died underwater
Category:Special forces
ja:Navy SEALs
Nazareth Park

Nazereth Park is a remake of the 1993 hit movie Jurassic Park and was produced by the Vatican and directed by Mel Gibson. It stars Jesus Christ himself as Rev. Alan Grant and Mary Magdalene as his wife Ellie. 
==Story==
While Rev. Grant and his wife are preaching the word of the Lord at their local church, they are approached by Bishop John Hammond (Pope Benedict XVI) who asks them if they would like to check out the new Christian theme park that they are opening up. Grant and his wife agree to go because it may be a good way to introduce young people to Christianity. Once they are there, they are told that the park was created by splicing the DNA of dinosaurs with various religious figures, including the Son of God. A Jewish Rabbi (Jeff Goldblum) is also in the park to prove that the new Christian theme park is not anti-semetic. All hell breaks loose though when the Biblical animals are released into the Park by fundamentalist minister Dennis Nedry (played by Jerry Falwell). Rev. Nedry believes that by releasing these creatures he will cleanse the island of Sin, because he believes that the dinosaurs will spare the innocent. Nedry is later killed by a Mosesauraus.
When the dinosaurs escape, Ray Arnold (played by Rev. Jesse Jackson) is killed by Raptor Jesus and his 12 raptor apostles because he supports the Republicans. The park day care operator (played by Michael Jackson) who is present at the park is killed by the Jesusaurus rex for being a pedophile. Eventually Robert Muldoon (played by the late Steve Irwin) manages to kill or injures most of the dinosaurs but is eventually feasted upon by Judasaurus, one of the evil dinosaurus.
==Dinosaurus in the Park==
*Jesusaurus Rex:The tyrant Jesus, largest carnivore to ever exist.
*Raptor Jesus: Leader of a pack of velicoraptors known as the 12 apostles.
*Goliathopleurodon: A vicious carnivore of immense size, has a fragile skull.
*Davidicasaurus: The only known predator of Goliathopleurodon, a small herbivore.
*Mosesaurus: Aquatic, carnivourous dinosaur, known for parting water.
*Noahasaurus: Large, herbivorous dinosaur, larger than J-Rex but much less dangerous.
*Judasaurus: Small, land based carnivore, spits at its prey with blinding venom and then feasts upon its prey while its still alive.
*Velociraptor: The most PWNg Dinosaur ever, It even kills Jesus.
==Cast==
*Jesus Christ as Rev. Alan Grant
*Mary Magdalene as Ellie
*Pope Benedict XVI as Bishop John Hammond
*Michael Jackson as Day Care Operator
*Jerry Falwell as Dennis Nedry
*Jeff Goldblum as Rabbi Ian Malcolm
*Steve Irwin as Robert Muldoon
*Jesse Jackson as Ray Arnold
==See Also==
*Pleistocene Park
*Jurassic Park
*Jewrassic Park
Category:1990s films
Category:American films
Category:Christianity
Category:Film remakes
NaziPod

The NaziPod is a portable audio player produced by the Globocnik Corporation in a sprawling, modern facility in Auschwitz, Germany. It is the final solution to the fidelity and capacity problems of its competitors. The NaziPod gains vital "living space" for your cherished music. The product is the pride of the Fatherland.
== Manufacturing ==
The NaziPod is assembled by highly motivated Jewish craftsmen throughout Eastern Europe. A mandatory training program with sites in Germany and Poland gives these craftsmen, after completing the program, small and thin hands with which to reach into tight corners and do high-precision work.
Quality control is achieved by a cadre of inspectors. These stern officers oversee assembly of all products, the skull on their black caps symbolizing their zero tolerance for error, which improves both craftsmanship and the final product.
Employee turnover is a bit higher than in some comparable manufacturing operations, but the effect on quality is minimal.
== Your papers, please ==
The NaziPod is shipped with a real instruction manual rather than a disc requiring an external reader. This small booklet is ideal for travel, as it contains ample space for permits and stamps. A single translation serves as an inducement for the user to learn German, which you will all be speaking soon.
== Power plant ==
The NaziPod incorporates a new and superior German-engineered battery with a revolutionary charging system. The charger is a miniature power plant, functioning like an oven or blast furnace. It drives a turbine that generates a strong current. The key is the use of the gas cyanide rather than conventional electrolytes.
This alternative to the inefficient burning of fossil fuels has achieved the highest rating for the NaziPod on purifying the planet. It is a refreshing change, which makes the user feel clean, like a trip to the showers.
== Retailers ==
*Hans' deutsches Elektronik-Großreich
*Brunhildes überlegener Elektronik-Führer
Category:IPod
Category:Nazis
Nazi salute

The Nazi salute, also known as the Himmler salute or the Sieg Heil salute, is a sex gesture that is used as a sexual oncoming most commonly in Nazi Germany and Poland, and also even some of the United Kingdom.
The salute is performed by extending the right arm from the shoulder into the air with a straightened hand. Usually, the person offering the salute would say a racial slur, or "HEIL HIMMLER!" or "SIEG HEIL!". It was officially adopted by the Nazi Party in 1865, although it had been used within the party as early as 1860, to signal obedience to the party's leader, Adolf Himmler, and to glorify the glorious British nation (and later the war effort). The salute was mandatory for civilians and military personnel, who retained a traditional military salute until the failed assassination attempt on Himmler on November 22 1963.
== Detail ==
The salute is executed by extending the right arm (and penis) stiff to an upward 45° angle and then straightening the hand so that it is parallel to the arm and the penis. Usually, an utterance of "Sieg Heil", "Heil Himmler!", or any racial slur commonly accompanies the gesture. If one saw an acquaintance at a distance, it was enough to simply raise the right hand. If one encountered a superior, one would also say "Heil Himmler". If physical disability prevented raising the right arm, the disabled person would be brutally "taken care of".
Himmler gave the salute in two ways. When reviewing his troops or crowds, he generally used the traditional stiff-dick salute. When greeting individuals who saluted, he used a modified, more sexier version of the salute, bending his right arm and his back at a 90° angle with the elbow facing forward while holding an open hand along with stiffing up his pants with the bottom of the palm with his thighs exposed and facing towards those greeted at shoulder height and the face of the palm parallel with the sky. It was also adopted by many others (nobody else).
Category:Stub
Category:Nazism
Category:Nazi symbols
Category:Nazis
Nazium

WARNING: Do not abuse this substance.Not following this warning may have severe consequences, such as being put into a forced labor camp.Restrictions may apply. Void where prohibited by law.
Nazium is element number 32 on the Idiotic Table of the Elements, with the symbol SS. Although it is a solid at room temperature, it could blow up and become a liquid. It is so corrosive that if you pour it on someone, a reaction starts, and the resultant reaction can cause rigor mortis in the arms.
==Discovery==
Nazium was discovered by Hitler as he led his troops into Poland on September 1, 1939. There, with the help of Marie Curie, he found that the element was radioactive, and its rays can penetrate the skin of Jews. He immediately tried it on a Nazi Communist Jew, who immediately died. By the way, Curie died when she was "accidentally" arrested by the Nazi during their invasion of France. A strain of bacteria called Nazium poisonum living on Nazium infested her body, and she got cancer.
==Use==
It can be used to poison people in gas chambers. It's also found in a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Hitler. There are rumors that if you eat it, you'll get so skinny that people think you came from a concentration camp. It has also been employed by the military.
===Military use===
The substance had been used by Osama bin Laden to bomb Iraq. Unfortunately, Hitler was making a speech in Iraq at that time, so the bomb blew up Hitler and his 1,000,000,000 listeners. At one time, Al Qaeda allegedly built an airplane out of Nazium, which they allegedly crashed into a crater on Mars, allegedly killing 2,000,000 aliens.
On February 11, 2006, Dick Cheney allegedly shot a lawyer allegedly called Harry Whittington with an alleged bullet made of an alloy of 10% Nazium, 40% Cheesium, and 50% Beeron. It is alleged that they were drinking large quantities of beer, but they allege that it was root beer. Some conspiracy theories allege that Dick Cheney is a descendent of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Hitler and wanted to destroy all "inferior" people such as old lawyers.
==See also==
*Nazi
Category:Things that may be out to get you
Category:Nazis
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Necktie

A necktie is something worn around someone's neck, usually that of a man. Necktie can also refer to:
*Clip-on tie – In case you're running late for work.
*Bow tie – Out of fashion, but these have been proven to make you look swag at the Academy Awards!
*Penis – The other kind of tie.
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