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Mesopotamia

==Etymology==
The word Mesopotamia is believed by some to come from ancient greek Μεσ' ο' Ποταμια, roughly translated as a heck of a lot of hippopotami. Greeks deny this, claiming they weren't even there when the last of these lovely animals died 65 million years ago. Another stupid theory is that it in fact means Garden of Eden, from meso (olde Arabyc русский), eden, and potamia (modern parlance wesaþ hāl), copious quantities of pots. Some say the name means "flying bananas." Some claim that Mesopotamia was a practice civilization for the Tamians, thus Mess-up-o'-Tamia. The Illuminati, however, proclaimed it as the Land of the Pedophiles.
Of course all are wrong, it actually means Land Of The Awesome People of da Whores.
==History==
Mesopotamia, also known as "The Asscrack of Two Rivers," was founded around A LONG TIME AGO!!! B.C., by a 13 year old who was bored and didn't have anything to do. (Remember this is a time before Youtube existed.) The 13 year old's name was Bob McBob, who heard from his creepy old neighbor who probably stalks him, that their was a lost land called Mesopotamia between two rivers in the middle of the WHOTHEFUCKCARES Desert. So the 13 year old tried to find the lost land of Mesopotamia. So, he rented a camel off of Craigslist and rode into the desert trying to find Mesopotamia. After 15 minutes he found Mesopotamia, but Bob tried to swim across a river that was dry to get into Mesopotamia, but Bob was mentally retarded due to being inbred, so he almost drowned while trying to swim across the river. So Bob took out a Crayola marker and drew a lightning bolt on his head and transformed into HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!! And he took out his wand and said "POOF!" kind of like the on the Fairly Odd Parents, and Mesopotamia and all otf its people, and their buildings, and their McDonalds and all those other stupid things that they had sunk into the desert sand and went underground. However, Bob knew people were going to notice that he wiped out an entire civilization so he saw some random Arabs and made them repopulate Mesopotamia, and rebuild Babylon into Bag Daddy. Thus, the native Iraqis aren't actually Mesopotamian, true Mesopotamians lived underground,so if you want to see real life specimen of Mesopotmaian, take a shovel go to Iraq and dig.
==Obligatory Oscar Wilde Reference==
Following God's Great Act of Terrorism, Oscar Wilde, a consummate terrorist himself, terrorizing many young men to audiences all over the world, was said to have visited the hallowed place and declare: "It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to commit suicide there."
This goes some way to explaining why the region's biggest export remains to this day suicide bombers. It is also believed that Oscar Wilde ate oil sandwiches in his spare time. When questioned, Mr. Wilde declined to comment.
 
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Messiah

The atheist version of Jesus, Messiah is hated by all right-thinking Christians throughout the World, and hence fits very well indeed into the collection of Jesii. The origin of Messiah is simple: Whenever challenged on the existence of any one Jesus, let alone the full complement of 729.5, an atheist must by law laugh, look concieted, and say that Oh, of course the Messiah existed, but he was just an ordinary bloke, who could wow simple minded morons, like yourself, Ho Ho Ho. Following Wilde's First Law of Physics, that truth is merely oft-repeated fiction, as the number of atheists increased in the World, and the number of claims for the Messiah's existence grew larger, reports began to come in from Milton Keynes of a fat beardy bloke, who performed such fabulous miracles as turning water into urine and sentances into incoherent gibberish. A twelve-year theological investigation by the University of Oxbridge commenced, which discovered that not only did the so-called Messiah, whose real name was Ron Spokes, have no immediate family or history to speak of, he was constantly surrounded by a group of very annoyed looking Nuns, who kept muttering that they'd preferred it when God had told them to do more paletable things, like murdering children. Thus, Messiah was enshrined as a fully fledged Jesii, and has his very own Pope-endorsed shroud, which he uses to clean up beer stains. He is a long-standing argument by the Church that while atheism may seem to make sense, you really, really, really wouldn't want to go there.
Like all the Jesii, Messiah has regular conversations with God. He asks if God saw the game last night, our team, like, won three-nil, and God tells him what a hopeless excuse for a Divine Being he is.
==See also==
*Jesus
*God
*Shroud of Turing
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Meta

Not to be confused with not to be confused with, Meta Platforms, Facebook or anything bad the latter didn't do.
	IT'S A TRAP!!!
WARNING.......This article is a trap.
Proceed at your own risk.
Meta is the simulated capital of Wikiland that was created to pacify the captured Uncyclopedians and world leaders. 
==Statistics==
* Human Population...4,589,789
* Payphone Population...78,000
* Expert Population...58
* Dukes of Hazzard copies...4,589,789 
* Dog Population...4,589,789
* Scientologist population...1
* Money Earned Every Year...$4.00
==History==
Meta was created by Jimbo Wales and designed by Bubba the 9th as the main city of the Wikipedia simulation. Oscar Wilde is the only scientologist in Wikipedia. Meta was designed in the image of Tampon and the imagination of Bubba the 9th.
==Meta Writing==
Meta writing is the act of writing about writing. Example:
==Meta Meta Writing==
Meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing. Example:
==Meta Meta Meta Writing==
Meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:
==Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing==
Meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:
==Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing==
Meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:
==Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing==
Meta meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:
==Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing==
Meta meta meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:
==Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing==
Meta meta meta meta meta meta meta meta writing is the act of writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing about writing. Example:
==Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Meta Writing==
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
==How to Enter Meta==
There is a key is located by the Windows key on Peecee keyboards that can give you access to Meta and Wikipedia.
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Meta Platforms

Meta Platforms, Inc., (file no. 3835815) doing business as Meta and previously known as Facebook, Inc., is a mass advertising, contract tracing, IoT inventing, American global technology conglomerate based in Menlo Park. The company is the evil parent organization of Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
In October 2021, Facebook was going through a hard court case and this was making people have a shit outlook on what Facebook had become, it wasn't until the media outlets reported that the parent company of Facebook planned to change its name to *cough cough* "reflect its focus on building the metaverse". It was rebranded as Meta later that month on October 28. 
Following a period of strong scrutiny, damaging leak claims and possible conspiracy theories, news started to emerge on October 21, 2021, about Facebook's plan to rebrand the company to change its name and it's policy. Based on Facebook's PR campaign, the name change reflects the company's long or short term plans of (Meta to change their facts and the users focus towards) building the metaverse, a digital extension of a projected physical world by social media, virtual reality and augmented reality features.
==References==
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Metal GNU

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==Metal GNU beginnings==
Metal GNU had a dubious start in the 1850's as an offshoot of classical GNU. Fueled by such one-hit-wonders as Stallman's Soft Cell, and Los Del Rio's "Free Software Boogie", it appeared that Metal GNU was doomed to failure. However a freak meeting between Jerry Garcia and Linuz Torvalds in the summer of 1983 held intriguing consequences for the neglected genre.
The untold story (which cannot be told here) involved expensive ice cream, psychic deli rugs, those large brain eating insects from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, probably drugs as well, crayons, finger paints, colored construction paper, (a homosexual encounter?[citation needed]) and a bust of Bill gates. Little else is known of the encounter.
==Subgenres==
To its credit modern Metal GNU has spawned several sub genres including but not limited to:
* Heavy Metal GNU
* Death Metal GNU (very brutal)
** Lead Pipe GNU (ultra brutal)
* Thrash metal GNU
* Trash Metal GNU
** White Trash Metal GNU
* Powdered Metal GNU
* Gothic Metal GNU
** Iron-ically Gothic Metal GNU
** Disco GNU
* Rusted Metal GNU
* Wuss Metal GNU
** Emo Metal GNU
==The theme song==
In 1997, a group of musicians formed the band formally known as Linuxaniousarus Rex (or L-NEX). Going on to become successful in the latter days of Ubuntu and Fedora core, In the RAM rock era, They had their very first hit with "Metal GNU."
===Lyrics===
:Sung to the tune of what might possibly be recognizable as"Metal Guru", which may or may not have been performed by a band known as "T-Rex"
D-R-M-yeah!
:Metal GNU is it free, Metal GNU can it be?
:Sitting there with your policies fair, oh yeah
:Metal GNU is it true, Metal GNU are you through?
:Cause those free-use people all started to moan, oh yeah
:Metal GNU could it be, you're gonna bring my downloads to me
:She'll be Semi-Protected, Microsoft won't be affected, oh yeah
:Metal GNU has it been, what with being a programmers dream
:It's all free, It's as free as can be, oh yeah!
:Metal GNU is it safe, Metal GNU is it Safe?
:Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, It's safe!
:Metal GNU could it be, you're gonna bring my Linux to me
:She'll be live disk, theres no spyware risk, oh yeah
:Metal GNU is it clean, Metal GNU are you mean?
:Be a sport and give some tech support, oh
:Metal GNU could it be, you're gonna bring my manual to me
:She'll be free, Though not quite free as could be...oh yeah!
:Metal GNU is it you, Metal GNU is it you, yeah, yeah, yeah
:Metal GNU is it you, yeah, yeah, yeah
:Metal GNU is it you, yeah, yeah, yeah ....
==See also== 
*The Uncyclopedian's Song
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Metal Gear

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HEY. THIS IS BIG BOSS. OPERATION READ U-N0013. MISSION! CLICK ON ANY OF THE LINKS ON THIS PAGE TO READ AN ARTICLE ABOUT ONE OF THE MANY GAMES TO FEATURE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON METAL GEAR! BUT FIRST ENSURE YOU HAVE ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAME YOU'RE READING ABOUT SO THAT YOU AVOID POTENTIAL SPOILERS ON METAL GEAR! (except for Metal Gear Rising because reasons). FURTHER CONTACT ON A SPECIFIC ARTICLE'S TALK PAGE FROM NOW ON...OVER!
Metaphor

A metaphor is the salt on your chips, that extra bit of oil that makes the verbal wheels go around. It is the explosive ordinance of language, frequently employed to blast tunnels of comprehension through mountains of misunderstanding, or to eliminate the formidable resistance of contradictory ideas. Because they can be so powerful, however, only trained professionals should use metaphors.
== Origins ==
For many centuries, linguists had wondered what in the world was with this word's original meaning. Answers came with the birth of drugs.
To thoroughly understand the meaning of a metaphor, we must look deep inside its elusive code:
* meta is an Aztec slang word for methamphetamine
* -phore indicates a "person or thing that bears or produces", according to Webster.
It is therefore quite obvious the word metaphor is a misspelling of metaphore, which means "drug dealer", specifically - "speed dealer".
== Other meaning? ==
While the aforementioned meaning is widely acknowledged, there seems to be quite some concern for another meanings of metaphor.
Some people, most likely geeky poets and underground societies, have claimed they've been actually using metaphors. This makes no sense if we take the first meaning for granted, but they suggest another. While the meta prefix stands for the same, the phor is supposed to be a typo of "whore". Therefore, a metaphor would be, quite simply, a crack-whore.
== Addiction to metaphors ==
Like the salt on your chips, many people just can't get enough metaphors. Sadly, a metaphor is not merely a delicate seasoning that can be used with careless abandon, rather, it is the saturated fat of the linguistic buffet. An excess of metaphors can cause a blockage in the arteries of communication, starving the heart of human interaction of much-needed meaning.
When first exposed to metaphors, people are likely to tell themselves that they are just experimenting. Soon, however, the tantalizing appeal of metaphors sinks the subtle claws of addiction into their mind, and metaphors begin popping up in everything they say and write. Their peers can only be hapless spectators on the sidelines as they end up in a confused, near-perpetual spiral of metaphorical madness.
At this point, the addicted lose all ability to function without metaphors; they are unable to communicate even the simplest of ideas without using at least one metaphor as a crutch. Concepts become so wrapped up in metaphorical obscurity that observers may hear nothing but mindless babble.
== Mixed metaphor ==
Editors, feel free to rock the waters. Here's a blank playing field on which to run your contribution up a flagpole and see if it bounces! We need your help, and there's no two ways around it.
== Final Agreements ==
God himself discourages the use of metaphors. Similes, however, are okay.
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Metaporn

Metaporn is, to put it simply, pornography about pornography. 
==Discovery of the effects of Metaporn==
In 1997, erotic psychologists made the surprising discovery that printed descriptions of popular pornographic magazines were sufficient in themselves to trigger the classic erectile response in male laboratory hamsters, which had hitherto been assumed to be possible only via direct visual contact with the magazines thus depicted. This new-found and stunning revelation has completely overturned the internal dynamics of the vast porno industry, and has led to an unprecedented proliferation of an exciting new level of artistic art lying well beyond the bounds of run-of-the-mill naughtiness. 
==Metaporn goes Mainstream==
In only a matter of months, newstands across America were flooded with premium magazines chock-full of lurid photographs (complete with titillating captions) of fully-clothed non-descript people salivating over various (alleged) pornographic materials, which materials were always just outside of camera range (as the captions never failed to explicitly point out). This allowed the average person to finally experience, in the perverted privacy of their own homes, the vicarious pleasures of pretending what it must be like to actually see actual pornography first-hand.
==Metaporn goes Hollywood==
The first critically-acclaimed metaporno film was Bernice Goes to See "Debbie Does Dallas" (2002) which consisted solely of the various shocked expressions of a matronly woman who accidentally ended up in the wrong cinema theatre. It proved to be so popular with the film-going public that metaporn production quickly dominated all of Hollywood and permanently threw thousands of regular porno actors out of work and into the cold harsh streets, where they were forced to prostitute themselves by relating verbal descriptions of sex acts to total strangers just to survive. 
==The future of Metaporn==
Now that metaporn has dominated and otherwise supplanted plain-old ordinary porn in all postmodern forms of popular media exchange such as radio and television and Teh Internets and HDTV and pirated software, alarmed sociologists warn us that there may be a new threat which just might be lurking over the invisible horizon and ready to pounce without mercy upon the last shreds of moral fiber still standing tall and proud in our otherwise depraved and hedonistic culture... yes... a new insidious danger to our already overloaded sense organs and other organs... it may be only a matter of time before we all fall victim to tempting and mouth-watering depictions of metaporn... 
With the installation as standard of webcams on all Telescreens, a new form of metaporn has arisen. Namely, watching other people watch porn. Some people who are connected to the metaporn networks have reported the unusual situation of watching someone who is watching them back. This can be highly awkward for all the involved parties.
METAMETAPORN!
==See also==
*Abstract art
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Michael Ball

Michael Ashley Ball (born 27 June 1962 in a little village in England called 'Lucky Go Musical Land') is a British actor in Musical Theater known most famously for his strong use of portamento and vibrato and has been accused several times by Ethel Merman of not being able to sing, resulting in Ethel trying to give him a singing lesson, to which Michael's reply was to pin Ethel up to the barricade and don his fat suit and dress. Michael is one of the prophets of Musical Theatre and has often been referred to by British fans as the best thing since Margaret Thatcher was thrown off a cliff by Nelson Mandela
==Early Life==
It was obvious from day one that Michael would take the world by storm, his strong vibrato could be heard way above the hills and if you listened carefully you could hear a slight Country & Western feel to the noise.
As a boy he was very careful about who he made friends with, resulting in him only making friends with himself and is reported to have often talked to himself, and to his pet bread finger coated in marmite. His theatre training was at VIIIIIIIIIIIIbrato et le POOOOOOOOooooortamendo Academy of Overprivilaged Theatre here he often was teased by his fellow students for having very wavvy hair, little did they know Andrew Lloyd Webber loved wavvy hair and that meant he was guaranteed to succeed in the industry
==Michael's Special Tuesday's==
Unbeknown to everyone untill recently, as he took the role of Edna in the musical Hairspray, Michael is a keen crossdresser and every Tuesday dresses up in any kind of women's clothes he can find. He can often be found in charity shops browsing the selection of dresses. This behaviour was finally brought out of the closet when Michael confessed to the world and put on a dress every night, as a so called job. This behaviour has spawned the saying 'But not Tuesday's' Many fans of Michael's do crossdress and watch Michaels DVD performances on Tuesday's hence making them unavailable to do anything else on this blessed day
==Career==
Over the years Michael has appeared in a range of musical, flaunting his portamento and vibrato in each. He originated the role of Marius in Les Miserables, part of his contract meant every time a new actor came to take this role Michael had to judge them to see if they were good enough, judging in three catagories, Vibrato, Portamento and what he likes to call 'Michael Appeal' basically how much alike himself they are.
==See Also==
*Wales
*Singing
*Music
*Musical Theater
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Michael Haneke

Michael Haneke is a film director from Austria.
Haneke's films are about a couple called George and Anne.
Haneke's films are all Austrian films and deal with Austrian issues, although they're not all spoken in German or set in Austria.
Haneke is considered the best film director in the world.
His latest film is called Happy End.
Haneke's most famous film is probably Funny Games which is spoken in German and was remade in English about 10 years later.
Funny Games contains an iconic scene in which the scene itself is rewound by one of the characters.
I probably shouldn't have told you that just now. This would definitely ruin this movie for you if you haven't watched it yet.
This is an article about Haneke in the style of Haneke so I probably should have some parody of this scene somewhere... right about now would be a good spot for that.
So do you remember that scene I told you about? That was a lie. It is a stinking Wikipedia lie that I copied from Wikipedia. Please ignore it.
Haneke actually started his career as a TV movie-director. He switched to cinema with his film The Seventh Continent which was so good that it made Ingmar Bergman come out of his grave, pee on his own grave and call his friend Death to bury him again.
I don't even know if Bergman was dead at the time but I couldn't care less about him right now.
Haneke made a film called Amour which means "my love" in French.
Haneke is one of the 3 famous Austrian stuff which start with the letter H, alongside Hitler and the metal band Hollenthon.
Haneke is not one of the spellings of the Jewish holiday Hannukah.
Haneke won an Oscar for his film The White Ribbon, I think. The Germans insisted that the film would represent Germany in the Oscars, and not Austria, and they got it even though it was co-produced by half of the countries in Europe.
Germans can be like that sometimes.
One of Haneke's films is based on an evil Norwegian poem. This makes him a black metal artist.
His favorite film director is Bruno Dumont, who is the French equivalent of Marilyn Manson.
I do not know any more Michael Haneke facts.
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