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Paul Giamatti

Paul Edward Valentine Giamatti (born June 6, 1967) is a brilliant actor from the Shakesperean era, who has been reincarnated into a post-modern role-model incapable of portraying happiness. He is believed by some to be divine, and sent by the gods to reform our selfish ways. While some disagree with these claims, he is loved by all except most, and acknowleged in some circles to be the greatest actor of all time.
==Image==
Paul is known for his tasteful image. His nasally lisp, his morbid obesity, and his sweet sweet nectar that drips from his shoes. 
Paul's shoes have been bronzed several times, but the FBI is looking into these pilgrimage sites. They discovered that the shoes were in fact fake. Scammers have made millions of dollars from these shoe sites. DON'T BELIEVE THEM! THE REAL SHOES SIT ON MY MANTLEPIECE!
The true nature of this image is modesty. Paul wishes to stay low-key, and his geeky image allows him to blend in with today's standards.
==Success==
After the film Sideways came out, the wine industry went up 60000%. The business of all alcohol went up 30000%. The Russian economy went up 10000%.
==The Oscar==
Paul has been rejected by the Oscar folks several times. There are many explanations why:
*America believes in the separation of church and state, and thought it unconstitutional to give the award to a deity
*His hair was a lot worse than George Clooney's
*He is not Jewish
*They just don't like him
*Paula Abdul thought that George Clooney was hot
*Tom Cruise thought that George Clooney was hot
*George Clooney thought that George Clooney was hot
==Paul vs. George==
Since George Clooney, who is in fact a spawn of Satan, was he who defeated Paul in Hollywood, a dark feud has erupted. Paul Giamatti told George Clooney that his hair looked stupid. George told Paul that he needed to get a life. Paul told George to go step on something poisonous. George told Paul to go sit his ass on a couch and sip some pinot.
St. John the Evangelist was transformed into the future and witnessed Paul killing George and throwing him into the fires of hell, an event now referred to as the Apocalypse.
==Quotes==
==See Also==
*Jesus
*Shoes
*Academy Award
Category:American actors
Category:People who are God
Paul Joseph Watson

Paul Joseph Watson is a British comedian/conspiracy theorist. He is best known as the co-creator of the virtual band International Conspiracy alongside renowned radio host / porn star Alex Jones.
===Early Years===
Paul Joseph Watson was created in 1969 as a clone of Paul McCartney created by an overzealous Paul is dead believer working inside the British intelligence service.
The agent behind this was eventually sacked, and the clone was ordered to be terminated. Watson's adoptive parents, The Campbells however, launched a ten-year legal battle to save their son, and the government was eventually forced to drop it's case. This experience left young Watson permanently distrusting of governments, as well as leaving him with a burning hatred of tacky drama.
Watson would graduate from Cambridge University in 1981 with a doctorate in Conspiracy Philosophy. Due to a bizarre loophole in the 'top-up fees' laws passed by Tony Blair's Labour government in 2003, Watson was forced to raise money for his tuition through stand-up comedy. When he finally got his degree, he had already been established as one of the greatest names in political comedy in Britain.
===Work with Alex Jones===
In 1987, Watson was invited as a guest star on the radio show of the American conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. It was such a success that Watson eventually was given a permanent spot on the show writing material for Jones to take the credit for. Mostly stuff about how 7/7 was as much of a fuck up as 911. Their time together would be the start of a series of collaborations. Watson would help Jones with the writing of his albums "The Thought Police Are Coming To Take Me Away" and "Airstrip One, 1984". Then, in 1990, the two would host a series of TV Game Shows. The first of these. Prison Planet, featured contestants trying to escape from a specially designed Orwellian prison to win a $245 million prize. While only two of the eight contestants are believed to have survived, the show was so popular that Watson and Jones would go on to host the highly successful quiz shows Infowars, Propaganda Matrix, Who Wants to Win a Water-filter, Take my Mexican and Lynching For Dollars.
Watson currently holds the world record for the most prolific use of the phrase 'wake up' in any single sentence (412 repetitions) beating the previous record holder Lord Alex's paltry 61.
===International Conspiracy===
In 2001, Watson and Jones launched their newest project, the International Conspiracy, a virtual band meant to rival the highly popular Gorillaz. Their debut album, "International Conspiracy (album)|International Conspiracy" failed to rival the Gorillaz own self-titled debut album, however. In light of this, Watson began work on a film to promote the band, entitled the Global Conspiracy Tour, starring himself and Alex Jones going on a road trip with David Icke, to see the International Conspiracy on tour.
==See also==
*Alex Jones
*NWO
Category:Clones
Category:Sidekicks
Category:Conspirators
Paul Thomson

Paul Thomson (born Paul Robert Nest-man Thomson, 15 September 1976, Glasgow, Scotland) is the drummer for a very cheesey Glasgow based band, Franz Ferdinand. It is noted that Thomson has overcome a lot to be where he is today, including depression, failed jobs and loss of fat from his crack.
==Early Days==
Being a Young Scottish lad, Thomson was always intrested in music and from a young age, he had the ability to play drums, guitar and the bagpipes.
Thomson had a natural ability to play drums, and in the early 1990's he had his first big break with a band called 'The Yummy Fur'. In an interview, Thomson reavilied that the band was called this because he had an obsession with eating Fur off his grandmothers carpet. He claimed this Fur was 'Yummy'.
The Band were relativley successful until they broke up after a large argument involving a plastic cowboy. After the break-up, Thomson joined a few crap bands with cheesey names, but no matter how cheesey things got, Thomson's life began to slowly decline.
== Money and Depression ==
Thomson was out of luck, he had very little money and was running out of food. He was also struggling to pay his rent. For some strange reason, Thomson decided he would try out DJ-ing. But he failed miserably when only one person turned up to his first gig, this person happened to be his mother!
Next Thomson decided to go to the Glasgow School Of Art, because he heard all members received free meals, but it was here, he was approached by an Indian teacher named Bilbo. Bilbo asked Thomson if he was interested in working as a nude model. Thomson accepted, But as soon as he stripped off, it was revealed that Thomson had a massive spot on his left nipple. It was the most disgusting thing anyone had seen in their life. Bilbo gave Thomson £70 to get rid of the spot, He spent it on Fur.
Paul was extremely depressed at this point and didn't have enough money to pay his rent. After a night of begging, Paul came home in tears. He took a pair of scissors out of his top draw, pulled down his trousers and chopped a big lump of fat off his ass. He kept the lump of fat in a jar and the next day he sold the fat to medical Science for £250. This was possibly because he couldn't be 'arsed' to work.
== Franz Ferdinand ==
== Miscellaneous ==
Despite his earlier DJ-ing problems, Paul and his wife (yes he has a wife!) Esther have been DJ-ing together under the name Polyester (The name Polyester is made up of the two names Paul and Esther put together! That's clever isn't it?).
Paul has a large gap in his teeth. It is believed the reason for this came about during a game of tiddlywinks. One of the counters viciously struck him in the tooth, causing it to fall out.
Despite the band being Scottish, Paul is the only member in the band from Scotland. This other band members often make fun of him for this and apparently, the song 'Outsiders' was written about him.
Thomson keeps a burger chart. He goes round the world buying burgers and rates them out of 10 on cheesiness, colour and smell of the dump he has after eating them.
== See also ==
*Alex Kapranos
Category:Scottish musicians
Paul Wolfowitz

Paul Dundes WolfowitzHalf Wolf, half Witz, half Jumbo's ears. (born December 22, 1943) was a neo-conservative, before Neo was even cool. He is also a Zionist Elder. Indeed, he is a Israeli who comes from Detroit and whose real name is Moses Sidish Mezar-Kantaris. 
====Early years====
As a child, Paul always wanted to be a Nazi, but then he realized that he was a Jew. In his adolescence, Paul succeeded in combining these two sides of his personality.
====How neo-conservative was he?====
Instead of serving in the military, he protested against people not serving in the military. He got a deferrment from the draft in order to continue this patriotic work. After, he turned his brother, Joseph Wolfowitz, over to the FBI for failing to register for the draft.
It was Vietnam, you see. 
----
Just 
Fast forward to the Year of the Lord the Almighty 2000, a year before the Japanese would attack Pearl Harbour; was it the Japanese or was it Bin Laden? Oh well, whoever it was it was a good enough excuse to start taking over the world. Wolfowitz and others thought Iraq might be a good place to start their international Snakes and Ladders invasion game, since Iraq had no military and hence couldn't fight back.
So of course after the tragedy of 9/11 (7-11 to those on the West Coast due to time differences) AT LEAST Wolfowitz and his good friend and sometimes bum-boy George Bush pushed to invade Iraq. 
Since then Wolfowitz has been proven right in every one of his predictions: 
* that the Iraqis would welcome the US troops, kiss their feet, and never raise a hand against the occupation
* his wife has agreed to let him come in the backdoor
* the penis-enlargement treatment...well, it hasn't worked yet, but once the numbness goes away there's a chance of regaining function
* One failed democracy for every billion dollars of profit for Halliburton
* George tried Recto-Lube as Paul suggested and just as he predicted, it made inserting the gerbils a whole lot easier.
*That licking your comb does get the taste of penis out of your mouth.
Iraq really was the push-over. The USA will indeed need to have a military presence there for a long, long time. 
Just as Paul Wolfowitz predicted.
== Subsequent career at the World Bank ==
Immediately after being appointed President at the World Bank, Paul Wolfowitz launched a DECISIVE AND POWERFUL no-nonsense program against corruption.
Unfortunately he forgot to include himself. D'oh!
==Famous Quotes==
"I think all foreigners should stop interfering in the internal affairs of Iraq. Those who want to come and help are welcome. Those who come to interfere and destroy are not."
That's why Wolfie desperately wants us out of Iraq.
==Notes==
==See also==
*Richard Perle
*Neo-Conservatism
*Zionism
*Protocals of the Learned Elders of Zion
*War on Terror
*9/11 (Video Game)
*Shaha Rizla+
Category:American academics
Category:American politicians
Category:Diplomats
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Pause

Pause means to freeze time, such as on a VCR. Pausing in real-life however is very dangerous, because once you pause you can't get the remote to unpause, and must rely on a friend to unpause you. This is risky because most friends are Dicks, and will stick cheetos in your nose and take a picture before unpausing you. You will not know however, because you are paused. You will only find out when you see a picture of you licking a rat's butt circling the Internet.
It is not recommended to pause in traffic, unless you see a big-ass red light. Then you should pause.
Dio Brando can use The World (Za Warudo) to pause other people. This lets him throw knives at them, drop a steamroller on them, and shriek "WRYYYYYY!" before they realize what has happened.
The elderly lose conscious control of their pause and tend to do it all the time, no matter where they are or who's around.
Pause may also mean the hands of an animal. These are good to eat.
Pause is also known as break.
==See Also==
* Universal Remote Control Everything 3000
Category:Technology
PayPal

PayPal is a service designed to create a regular income for script kiddies and phishers. It works by having a central database of n00bs that contribute cash to a fund. This fund is then distributed to the script kiddies via spoofed email scams of a very lame nature.
==Sample Email from PayPal==
Dear Sir and Madam: 
This email is not a scam. We need you to login to your paypal donation fund account so we can steal your money. If your account is not verified within 24 hours, some shit gonna go down real bad.
We hope you can be co-operative with our request at this time. Please click on the IP address website below.
Thank you, 
PayPal Admin.
==Sample No.2==
Paypal has been known to target many members of the Gangster, Wigger, and the Australian race. In order to be more "hip", the idiots at Paypal may send you the following email.
Dear dawg, ho/ momma/ or cow
Yo yo yo, some shiat be goin down in our databases yo ! Theyz be screwin around wit our harddriveizzle, and we need yo info to make sho yo account ain't been capped or nutthin. So be a playa and forward yo username and passwords ASAP boi. If you ain't down with dis, you'z accounts gonna be dead like Tupac. We'z gonna take 'em down at Main street with dem firewalls and trackin devices. But we need yo pass man. Forward to this here email yo, and we gonna verify dem account of yours. 
Fo shizzle my nizzle wizzle in a drizzle oh my bizzle.
Hellz yeah, 
Dem Paypal Bitches
==PayPal operators==
If you have any problems setting up your PayPal donation fund, you may telephone a PayPal operator directly. If you live in the United States, your call will be answered by a trained chimp on LSD. They are efficient and highly skilled, better than the Indians who answer at AT&T and Sprint.
If you live in Europe, your call will be transferred to a nondescript Asian country where you will be teaching English to a poor child with every phone call. Whilst they will not understand words such as "account", "money", or "fuckwit", at least you will have the joy of knowing that your money is in safe hands...
==Passwords==
Passwords are redundant on PayPal, as the whole point is to make it easy for people to acquire your cash. Just use the password "PayPal" (case sensitive) for any account.
==Brutal Efficiency of PayPal==
No-one has ever yet had a problem with PayPal and lived to tell about it. The service is so well run, efficient and highly organized, with fully trained, intelligent staff that is it unlikely to ever happen. However, in the remote possibility that an actual problem should ever occur, it is best to write a complaint to one of those businessmen from Nigeria who run banks; they will be very happy to take care of your money just as well. 
==Closing your account==
Naturally, PayPal will not let you do this. Attempting to follow the "Close your account" link will result in either a page telling you that you are not allowed to, or a series of screens demanding information why, and telling you that it's a bad idea, and asking "Are you sure" at least three times.
category:Economics
Pay It Forward (film)

Pay It Forward is an American drama film starring Haley Joel Osment, Helen Hunt and Kevin Spacey. The film is about a kid (Haley Joel Osment) in seventh grade with his Social Studies teacher. He is given an assignment where he has to change the world. 
==Characters==
The film has 3 main characters, Trevor McKinney (Haley Joel Osment), Mr. Simonet-Simonbitching (Kevin Spacey) (though his official name was Mr. Simonet as a teacher, he likes being called that way, or "Mr. Bitcher") and Arlene McKinney (Helen Hunt). Here is a list of all of the characters.
===Main characters===
*Haley Joel Osment as Trevor McKinney
*Helen Hunt as his mom
*Kevin Spacey as Mr. Bitcher (did his mom)
===Supporting characters===
*Random guy gets $1.111 for his role as Jerry the Homeless guy
*Some crazy nigga as Sidney
*700,000 people
==Plot==
The film starts with a student Trevor McKinney starting his new 7th grade. He finds out that he has a social studies teacher who has some fire incidents. However, Trevor is assigned an annual assessment task where he has to change the world. He then comes up with a plan called "Pay it Forward", basically helping 3 people, but those 3 people pay it forward to another 3 people, meaning 9 people. 
Further information: Pay it Forward (System)
He then presents his idea in class, but some people think it's what they call bullshit. Those people are then killed. Due to the fact that no one gives a shit about other people's ideas, the film moves on. Trevor first helps a homeless guy called "Jerry" and lets him sleep in his house. His mom goes "fuck you" and faints. The next day Trevor's mom's car is being washed by Jerry and she goes "fuck you" again and faints. 
When Trevor's mom finally understands, she gets undisturbed. Arlene (his mom) gets a crush on Trevor's teacher and they, (as what they call) fall in love. Trevor has to pay it forward to two other people, by helping two at a time. 
While Trevor does his buisness, Jerry has to pay it forward. He then finds a woman ready to Jump off the bridge, so he helps her to get back down, then stabs her. She then dies, but Jerry has unsuccessfully paid it forward. Jerry thought he has successfully done it, and now he has to pay it forward to one more person. Trevor, he thought. Not only did he break the rule of "not paying it back", he also killed a woman. At the end, Trevor gets stabbed by Jerry after successfully helping his Social studies teacher and his mom to get together (due to the fact that his mom is single).
Jerry's quote while stabbing him: 
==Problems with the film==
There are many problems with the film. Here are some obvious ones.
*Jerry has a knife. But how?
*Jerry has a name. But why?
==See also==
*Kevin Spacey
*Helen Hunt
*Drama
*Film
*The place with fries
Category:2000s films
Category:American films
Peace

Peace, also known as "That boring time in-between wars", is a term often associated with having your senses being tricked by loads of stimulants, making love to nature, going to San Francisco with flowers in your hair and then talking about things that only make sense. Now peace is a word used to win friends and laughs at parties (see popular party tricks), and killing time between wars. 
==History==
In the early years of 6750 bc god created peace, along with Adam and Eve. Eve deviated from the original thought of god by following the ideas of a serpent and screwing up the whole fucking plan. Since then, with the damnation and eternal sin he mus live with, man has created various methods of destroying fucking old peace.
===Types of People That Believe in Peace===
Though there are a few other minor categories, there are five major categories of people who believe in peace:
*Politicians
*Hippies and other frilly trouser wearing pansies on drugs
*Freedom fighters a.k.a freedom finders
*People who are about to cry
*Lazy people with nuclear missiles
===Peace and Drugs===
Man has created Drugs to trick their minds into thinking what normally is a stress filled environment to be a peaceful fairyland full of La La, colors, and that taste that just doesn't get out of your mouth. Through combining various substances man can create whatever peace that he believes is perfect.
===Peace in Action===
All around us we see peace in action. For instance, the first world war was an excellent example of how some peace can involve flying bombs, debris, destruction, bullets, gore, blood, and corpses. This is known as "dynamic peace". A more recent example of dynamic peace is the ongoing conflict in Iraq, which was brought about to prevent bad things happening like lack of conflict.
Another way of defining peace is whatever causes people to feel the need for you.
==Peas==
Peace may be confused with peas. However, as peas are quite peasful, unless you break them in pieces, or cover them in bacon grease, scholars agree that peace and peas are for all normal purposes one and the same.
==More information see==
*World Peace
*Peas
*George W. Bush
*God
*Happiness
*Peace sign
*Eddie Van Halen
*Arson
*The French
*Satan
Category:World peace
Category:Words
Category:Politics
Category:Nonsense
Category:Vital articles
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Peak mummy

Global peak mummy, also known as peak world mummy or simply
peak mummy, was an predictive estimate of the moment when worldwide
mummy energy production would reach its maximum and begin to decline.
==History==
Mummies were the primary source of fuel in the 19th century. Travelers returning from the Middle East reported that "the fuel they use for the locomotive is composed of mummies three thousand years old, purchased by the ton or by the graveyard for that purpose". The fledgling industries of Europe began importing mummies for fuel, and shortly thereafter the Second Industrial Revolution was in full swing.
==Predictions==
Given that mummies are a non-renewable resource, it was inevitable that supplies would eventually run out. American geophysicist Marion King Hubbert created the first scientific models of known and predicted mummy reserves. In his famous 1856 paper he theorized that mummy fuel production in the Egypt would peak between 1865 and 1870 with world production peaking in 1900.
In fact, Egyptian mummy fuel production peaked in 1871 and was
ever-decreasing thereafter. Worldwide mummy fuel production, however,
did not peak until much later.
Mummy reserves unknown in Hubbert's time had been discovered, and advances in extraction technology allowed access to previously inaccessible mummy reserves including those offshore. The OMEC (Organization of the Mummy Exporting Countries) led mummy shocks of 1873 and 1879 also reduced demand and for some time this resulted in
decreased consumption.
In his 1906 State of the Union speech, President Theodore W. Roosevelt, a Republican, finally confronted the issue with the immediately infamous phrase
"America is addicted to
mummies". America and the World's worst fears were confirmed.
==War==
Although estimates vary, it is generally agreed that global mummy
finally peaked in 1911. Competition for the remaining reserves
intensified. Several global panics ensued, resulting in numerous minor
border skirmishes between mummy producing and consuming countries. This
led to the outbreak of the Great Mummy War in 1914.
==A new hope==
It was not until 1918, and the development of the first modern oil
refinery by the J. S. Cullinan Company in Texas, that hostilities
finally settled down. A new cheap, inexhaustible source of energy
had been made available. Homes, factories, locomotives and even Henry
Ford's Model T were quickly converted over to petroleum. Fulfilling
President Roosevelt's bold prediction, it was not through conservation or
convention, but "through technology" and "clean, safe petroleum energy"
that the world was saved.
Category:Dead people
Category:Events
Category:Physics
Category:Scientific theories