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Some Hippie

Some Hippie is an archetype embodying a variety of characteristics that fill some void that nature abhors, apparently.
== History ==
Fossil records show that Some Hippie lived side by side with large dinosaurs in the Jurassic period. Evidence suggests that the mass extinction of large reptiles was caused by the unprecedented amounts of trash generated by the first Earth Day. While most Some Hippies were also obliterated by this phenomenon, some managed to survive, and still eke out a feeble existence to this day.
In modern times, the natural habitat of Some Hippie includes that apartment downstairs where all the noise comes from, that one coffeehouse that you can't believe is still open, and behind the counter at the local copy shop during the overnight shift.
== Misconceptions ==
Conventional wisdom says that Some Hippie forms a world view that is unfettered by the eons of insight that humanity offers. This could not be further from the truth. Some Hippie is not non-conformist, but is in fact an anti-conformist. As an anti-conformist, Some Hippie will consistently join whatever view is opposite of current Norms.
*Norm: It's better to be sober most of the time. Some Hippie: Screw you, man, I'm gaining enlightentment.
*Norm: You'll probably have more friends if you wash. Some Hippie: These are my natural pheromones, man. Screw you.
*Norm: Your long hair is harboring foul odors and small creatures. Some Hippie: Man, screw you. Animals don't cut their hair.
*Norm: Get a job, Hippie. Some Hippie: Screw you. Man.
== Common Characteristics ==
*Reeks of Patchouli, Pot, and Butt
*Encyclopedic Knowledge of Potential Rope Making Materials
*Patchwork Knowledge of the Constitution
*Loud Insistence about What the Constitution is Printed On
*Pretty Sure That Everything Should Come From Somewhere Without Much Individual Effort
*Entrapment: You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means 
*What Was That, Man, Did You Hear That
*Willingness to Co-opt Entire Libertarian Party for Short-Term Perceived Gains
*Power to See a Different Blue than You
*Can't Wait to Have Own Place to Put Feet Wherever They Want and Lay Some Rules Down on You, Fascist
*Can I Crash on Your Couch for a Few Days
*Have slept with Forrest Gump
*Volkswagen Vans
*Pants Made From Many Pants
*Dirt on Face Shrouded by Dirt on Beard
*Dude, Burning Man sucked this year.
Category:This Guy
Category:Coherent
Category:Hippies
Category:Stereotypes
Some guy you've never heard of

Some Guy You've Never Heard Of (SGYNHO) is currently a middle manager at a company you've never heard of, living in a city you've never heard of in a country you never heard of.
== Biography ==
SGYNHO was born on some day that's not your birthday, between 1960 and 1980, in the suburbs. Actually, he was born in a hospital in the big city nearby, but then returned to the suburbs with his parents. SGYNHO's childhood was ordinary enough. He was a decent student, and made honor roll on many occasions at some elementary school you've never heard of. In high school, he was a backup defensive back up of the knitting club.
SGYNHO went off to college at some point between 1978 and 1998, at a local community college you've never heard of. There he studied liberal arts or business or something. He was picked on by some gang you do not care for. SGYNHO met This One Chick Who's Sorta Hot, and he asked her out to the dance, but she said no, in favor of That Cool Football Player. After graduating, SGYNHO got a job at some place you do not care about, and is now the middle manager, or whatever.
== Recent news ==
SGYNHO posts occasionally to a Web forum on some topic you don't care about. He's thinking about starting a Blog some day. He also drives either a Toyota Camry, Chevrolet Impala, or Nissan Altima.
== Other facts ==
* He was once on the local news because he saw an accident or a robbery or something you likely do not care for.
* His best friend's roommate knew some other guy who was on one of the hijacked planes on 9/11.
* He dates The Girl Next Door.
== See also ==
* Guy Fawkes
Category:This Guy
Category:People no one has heard of
Category:Things that God hates according to Fred Phelps
Category:Nobody
Some people

thumb|right|170px|OK, who let BPS in?
Some people refers to a very specific group of individuals who say and do very specific things. However, for whatever reason, some people prefer to remain anonymous.
*Some people they tease one another
*Some people they hurt one another
*Some people are born for each other
*Some people cry
*Some people know why.
*Some people they use one another so aimlessly
*Some people they long for each other
*Some people were walking along one day and they fell off a cliff.
*Some people cry
*Some people don't know why.
*Some people are born for each other
*Some people pwn
*Some people fail
*Some people believe In Soviet Russia website looks YOU up.
*Some peephole!
*Some people stole my house and ate my flapjacks
*Some people think Cliff Richard should shut the hell up.
*Some people such as David "BPS" Haxton, who we all know is pretty gay.
*Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free.
==External links== 
*Cliff Richard on Some People
Category: Conspiracies
Somerville

Somerville, Massachusetts, with a population of 75,000 or so, is supposed to be the most boring city on the planetAnd, by golly, it is.. It was founded in 1842 by a bunch of people who thought it was a drain on what was then Charlestown. Locals claim that it was where the first American Flag was raised, but experts say that it was actually raised NOT in Somerville, and this is just a plot by Somervillians to make their lousy city seem more interesting. It is bordered by Boston and Cambridge, both of which dislike it immeasurably. When visiting Boston, be sure to steer clear of Somerville, or you find yourself in an hour long traffic jam caused by Somerville's lousy urban design.
==Demographics==
Somerville's racial make-up are 69% white, 6.8% black, and 8.7 Asian. 3.6 percent were mixed race. 99% of the people are unpleasant to people not from Massachusetts. Somerville has two subcultures: Old Somerville and New Somerville. Old Somervillians are old jocks who sit around and watch the Bruins. They are really irritating. New Somerville people are young hipsters and yuppies, who are also irritating. Old Somervillians hang around in bars and on couches. New Somervillians hang around in coffee shops and Paint-and-Sip studios. The two cultures are long-locked in a war of attrition, with battles consisting of elections, meetings, and arguments on the street.
==Irritating Behavior==
Somerville shares many of the same problems as Boston, including Spot Hogging. During the winter, Somervillians will shovel out their parking spaces, and then place random objects such chairs, or sofas, or broken-down refrigerators, or even (rarely) their own cars to show that the spot has been taken.
==Points of so-called "interest"==
*Prospect Hill Tower, a decrepit old stone tower that nobody ever goes to and is filled with mice.
*Dilboy Stadium, the place that is great if your interested in seeing some D-rate Little Team miss the ball frequently.
*The Somerville Museum, a place that is locked constantly and has lousy exhibits.
**The Museum of Bad Art, perhaps the only place worth visiting in Somerville. At least it's being honest.
==Mediocre Architecture and Cityscape==
Somerville strongly resembles a microcosm of the worst parts of Boston in that it is filled with many buildings, lots of them ugly. For a long time, the tallest building was a housing project for old people named Burton Faulker TowersIt is quite surprising to Massachusetts demographers that so many elderly residents of Old Somerville just happened to be named Burton Faulker Towers.. Now the tallest building is some yuppie-infested place in Assembly Row.
===Footnotes===
==See also==
Dayton, Ohio
category:Massachusetts
category:Places stuck in the past
Something completely different

Warning: There will be no further M**** P***** references allowed in this article. 
The article at hand proposes to deal with something completely different. 
Defining what it is different from constitutes our first hurdle.
==The Second Hurdle==
It goes without saying that an uncyclopedia article must, by definition, be informative without burdening the reader with inessential disarticulation. If that goes without saying, why did we say it? 
==Specifics==
Clythopes digyoptera. The dire whelk. Clinoptilolite. Disinclinasial hemherroids. Related phenomena, or merely random words in a line? As Mark Twain said, "Nothing is unrelated if you live in a small town in Missouri." He might as well have included Wales and Macedonia, eh? But only your geneticist knows for sure.
What is certain is that the species known to science as Clythopes digyoptera and to the Argentines as "lechón de los testículos" may or may not be extinct. And thus we know for sure that the workers in the clinoptilolite mines are -- or are not -- in terrible peril of being attacked in a peculiar and horrible manner. Of this we can be absolutely certain.
==Whence, Then, Freewill?==
The dire whelk feeds on other mollusks, scraping a hole through their shells with its spiny radula and sucking out their gonads. Disinclinasial hemherroids occur when the pancreas scrapes a hole through the stricture of Vespuvias with its spiny radula and attacks the mucosal organs. The connection is clear. It is clear because it is made up of transparent membranes, similar in composition to the cornea and Lake Baikal.
This membranous connection stretches between the dire whelk and the pancreas, allowing them some freedom of motion but no freedom of action. There is, then, no true freewill in this case.
==Silliness...Or a Deep Metaphor for Modern Angst?==
Have we once again written an irredeemably self-indulgent article? Or are we merely misusing italics in order to impart urgency to what is ultimately meaningless?
Only your typographical epistemologist knows for sure.
In modern times philosophy and physics have converged on a single vision of reality. Foundational epistemology intersects quantum reality, and both engorge our already tumescent sense of self-importance. The observer -- e.g. the dire whelk in the metaphorical passage above -- becomes the arbitrator of reality, analogous to the "lechón de los testículos". It is no longer enough to refute Spinoza, as Stephen Hawking said; we must also put a dead carp down his trousers.
Or: It is not enough to explore reality, we must also exploit it. This was the final testament of Bertrand Russell, as he lay dying philosophically and oh-so-picaresquely of an acutely impacted vocabulary.
==Just the Facts==
Of course, Uncyclopedia does not invent these philistinian ramblings, we merely report them in a purely unbiased, deeply amateur, and trenchantly homespun manner. Just like a good 'Pedia Wiki' should. Nudge nudge.
category:Incoherent
category:Philosophy
Category:Bat Fuck Insane
==And Now For Something Completely Different==
A section with a rule-breaking Monty Python reference.
It's...
Monty Python's Flying Circus!
Song

Okay...what the hell is the point of this?
== Verse One (How to write a song) ==
Oh, when you write a song you should make sure that it rhymes
And you should not mention anything about the mimes
Write some verses and the chorus, doesn't matter if it's crap
If you make it catchy, girls will be sitting in your lap.
:Going down the motorway doing 64 
:my granny done a big one
:and blew off the door:
:the engine couldn't take it,
:the wheels fell apart,
:all because of grannie
:and her supersonic fart.
== Verse Two (The verse that no one knows how to sing) ==
Da di chickens la la and pasta saves the day
Something something Cuba hacking lemons all the way
Mary blahblah pencil and I forgot this part
Gibbon dada mmmhhmm Oprah yaya fart
== Chorus (Again) ==
Everyone should love this song
If you do just sing along,
Pound your chest like you're King Kong!
I think Sisqo stole my thong!
I am bent.
== Instrumental Break ==
*Electric guitar solo
*Full orchestral accompaniment
*Backup vocals oohing and aahing
*More cowbell
*More Banjo
== Bridge (over troubled waters) ==
== Chorus (Sick of this yet?) ==
Everyone should love this song
If you do just sing along,
Pound your chest like you're King Kong!
What are you doing to my thong?
== Silly Songs ==
*99 bottles of pop-1971
*Adam and Eve, Get Burnt?-2006
*Ar, We, Hes,
*Baby Beluga
*Baby Bumblebee-1981
*Banana Phone
*Do Your Ears Hang Low
*Down by the Bay-1981
*Eliss. ty me.
*Farmer in the dell
*Hair and Hair.
*Hush little alien
*I Had A Little Chicken
*John Jacob Jingleheimer
*Little Bunny Foo Foo-1980
*Micheal Finnegian-1981
*Nananananananananana
*Nobody likes me
*Nobody says Hooray
*Nobody says no!
*One Bottle O'Pop-1980
*Risseldy Rosseldy
*What's in my shoe
== Finale ==
Lalala Fail... No comment
==See also== 
*Songs That Don't Have The Title In The Lyrics 
*Sound Is Compressed; Words Rebel And Hiss
Category:Songs
Category:Vital articles
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Songwriting

Songwriting is the science of writing songs. 
==History of songwriting==
Songs have been around since people have had the ability to song...ahem...I mean sing. Writing songs has been around since there was writing. Neither of these are as important as songwriting, where scientists study songs to find out why they behave the way they do (i.e., songwriting biology) or to find out the simplest formulation of the natural laws songs must follow (i.e., songwriting physics). (Keep in mind that the songwriting biologists consider the songwriting physicists to be cold and unfeeling, and the songwriting physicists consider the songwriting biologists to be flakes who'd consider an electron to be alive if given the chance, and war has been known to erupt between these two groups, so take diplomatic care in dealing with these people.) This is not to be confused with songengineering, which is the actual design of the songs, and songconstruction, which is the actual writing of the songs. Those who find this all needlessly confusing do not understand songs, and will not until they, too, receive a Ph.D. in the matter. 
==Methods==
Songwriting is a science like any other, and like any other science (such as pseudoscience) it has certain methods to be followed and certain tools to be used.
Contrary to popular opinion, listening is not required in songwriting. In fact, it is best to shut one's self off from the rest of society for years on end, but most prospective scientists will have no problem with this. 
The steps for songwriting biology:
#Obtain a recorded copy of the music. If it wasn't recorded, it ain't music.
#Put song (and song-playing device) into an evacuated chamber to determine if songs breathe. If the song dies out, clearly it does breathe.
#Slice off a small part of the song and prepare a slide. Examine the slide under the microscope and note its structure. If it has structure, it was probably alive.
#Play the song in a cage with a lab rat. If the rat moves in response to the song, then clearly the song and the rat are interacting with each other, so the song must be alive.
The steps for songwriting physics:
#Obtain two charged songs.
#Place songs in a particle accelerator and collide them. Note the results. This works especially well in the case of heavy metal. 
#Obtain an anti-song, and collide it with a song and view the spectacular release of energy. Clearly the Thong song and God Only Knows were never meant to end up on the same playlist.This is stupid
==Tools==
You need speakers, a particle accelerator, a microscope, slides, and a lab rat for any attempts at songwriting. Because so much equipment is needed, songwriting is restricted to the rich and famous.
==Quality control==
In accordance with Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, or something, then it is impossible to measure the quality of a song without changing that quality. This scientific conundrum was the cause of the modern-day phenomenon known as pop music.
Category:Occupations in music
Category:Hobbies
Category:Music
Category:Writing
Category:Stub
Sonichu

=== AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NOT SONICU ORN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa ===
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:Bat Fuck Insane
Category:Sonic the Hedgehog
Category:Cancer
Category:Things that are definitely out to get you
Category:Intentionally Bad
Category:Sonichu
Category:A wizard did it
Sonnet

A sonnet is a verse that is quite fine.
Ten syllables each line, but wait, there's more.
Five iambs (weak then strong) make up each line,
And rhyme divides the lines in groups of four.
The sonnet, when complete, fourteen lines long,
With three such groups and then a couplet, too.
And if you ever get this structure wrong,
Your English teacher goes berserk on you.
The sonnet comes from Italy; today
The English is the version that we use,
Although to a historian, this may
Be something that does nothing but confuse.
:And so, as you write tanka and haiku,
:Forget this not. Write one sonnet or two.
==See also==
*Sonnet 18
category:Poetry
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Sonnet 18

Sonnet 18 was a Shakespearian sonnet, also known as Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Many readers have expressed dissatifaction at their inability to answer "no," and be done with the sonnet right then and there.
==Time of writing==
While there has been much debate and controversy over this question, most experts agree it was written some time after Sonnet 17 and before sonnet 19. Also, the content of the poem suggests it might have been written in summer, possibly May. 
==Content==
Through rollicking iambic goodness, the speaker (probably Shakespeare) asks his lover if he can compare her to a Summer's day. We can only assume she agreed, or was asleep, since the speaker keeps going for another 13 lines uninterrupted.
The speaker then talks about winds, buds, May, summer, gold, etcetera etcetera etcetera... At around Line 9, he remembers to tie the lover back in again, reminding him that she isn't dead yet (probably meant in a romantic way). The speaker then talks about how great this poem is.
Sadly, 400 years of critics and school teachers have agreed with him.
==Legacy==
The sonnet's greatest achievement is the everlasting remembrance of the woman Shakespeare is writing to. The woman's immortal memory is hampered only slightly by Shakespeare forgetting to put their name. Nevertheless, what we do know about the woman, mainly:
*She is lovely and temperate.
*She's comparable to rough winds shaking the darling buds of May.
*She has possession of a "fair-thou-ow'st", whatever that is.
*Death does not brag that she wand'rest in his shade.
*She loves men.
gives us a pretty accurate depiction of herhim. 
Category:Shakespearean Works
Category:Poetry
Category:Poems and Sonnets of Shakespeare
Sonny Bono

Sonny Bono (1903-1999) was a 20th Century legend in his own mind. He was a professional skier, haiku poet, singer, and practicing scientific creationist. He was also briefly (but not legally) President of the United States. 
==Childhood==
Sonny was born in Detroit, Michigan. His many alleged talents failed to capture the attention of anybody important there. He became a very talented musician and successful political figure.
==Cher==
In 1947, whilst on a bargain tour of Romania, Sonny was captured by a ravaging gang of gypsies, tramps, and thieves, who were led by their illustrious leader Cher. After many years of petty bickering, the two were married in a quiet ceremony on the Love Boat. 
==Political Career==
In 1983, Sonny managed to escape his indentured servitude to the evil tyrantess Cher, and soon set his radar on Palm Springs, California. After a brief war waged from the cover of a high-class restaurant and a subsequent bloody coup d'état, he was declared Mayor in Perpetuity by the war-weary populace. 
In 1996, Sonny was nominated by the Republican Party and ran for President against the incumbent Bill Clinton, with his chosen running mate and secret lover Fred "Gopher" Grandy. After Sonny and Gopher spent a record $500,000,000,000 during the heated election campaign, Clinton won easily by a margin of as many as 540 electoral votes. 
Sonny was so enraged by his humiliating loss that he acquired several thousand thermonuclear weapons and briefly took over Washington DC and declared himself President in Perpetuity whilst Clinton was distracted by other, more pressing, issues. Four days later, Clinton challenged Sonny to a duel (shotguns at point-blank range), forcing Sonny to capitulate and high-tail it back to the relative safety of war-torn California. 
== Comeback==
thumb|250px|Sonny, no! What are you doing with that child?
In 2007, Sonny Bono recorded a comeback single with Fonzie entitled "I Got You, Ahhhhhy!". It was a huge hit, setting of "Bonomania!", which included Romania changing their name to Bonoania, and a lawsuit from U2's lead clown Bono. He recorded a followup album entitled "Bonomania!" which featured mostly techno songs, and it flopped. He then retired from being Jesus and recording.
Also in late 2008, Sonny wrote a collaborative piece with Sammy Jenkovic titled "I Got You Mate", but after being recorded by Owen Blundell it failed to reach the top 100000.
== Ultimate Fate ==
Sonny eventually settled down and lived a mundane and ironic life, until one day he smacked into a tree while skiing, splitting his cranium open and killing him. He did not meet God after that. Strangely, this phenomenon of "death-by-skiing" can be seen in many of Cher's numerous spouses. Perhaps, a conspiracy?
==Discography==
*That Bitch Cher
* I Got Me, Babe
*Theme to The Love Boat
*Bonomania!
*I Got You Mate
==See also==
*Copyright
* Mickey Mouse
*Neo-Conservative
Category:American musicians
Category:American politicians
Category:American actor-politicians
Category:Nasty Right Wing Bastards‎
Category:Dead people
Sophia (disambiguation)

Sophia probably doesn't mean:
*Sophia is the subject of many worshipful haiku.
*Sophia is also the name of the tuber mascot of the Uncyclopedia.
*The primal academy about Uncyclopedia, Sophia University.
*Sophia was also a character on a television sitcom.
*Sophia is also your mother.
*Sophia is also a famous pair of pants
Category: UncyclopediaCategory:Sophia
Sophia Dollars

Sophia Dollars, or Sophias, (symbol: ☺$) are the national currency of Uncyclopedia.
==History==
Uncyclopedia's founder was up on a hill one day staring at the city of Uncyclopedia. It was a thriving community, and the founder asked himself "This place... it's missing something. But what?" And so he thought, and mused, and puzzled about it for three days, and finally realised: There weren't any bosses yelling at employees in the city, nor banks being robbed, nor nuns getting killed for money! But the thing that brought this to the founder's attention was that no one had to pay for all the work he did for humanity! The injustice! So the founder decided to make some kind of money for people to fight over.
==How It Works==
thumb|300px|left|THIS, however, is used frequently.
Okay, so here's how the Sophias work, in handy step-by-step instructions:
#First, you need to pray to the person on the face of the dollar bill. Otherwise, the almighty goddess of Uncyclopedia In-Jokes will huff you. So say your prayers.
#After praying, do some work around Uncyclopedia. Lots of work. HARD work.
#Next, tell the person on the bill that you did work around Uncyclopedia. If you can't, proceed to tell someone else.
#Now, hope that fortune smiles on you and you get a couple of blow-jobs for your effort. If not, try again.
If you manage to earn some money, good for you!
Now give it back.
==Current UnDollar Bills==
Now available in an UnBank near you!
250px|Worth 0 Sophias
250px|Worth 10,000 Sophias
250px|Worth 1,000,000 Sophias
250px|Highest denomination- enough to buy the Philippines! Worth 1,000,000,000,000 Sophias
250px|Worth 1,000 Sophias
==See Also==
*Uncyclopedia
Category:Money
Category:Uncyclopedia
Category:Capitalism