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Gangnam gore

ok,this is weird so im not going to write this again.One week ago i was watching the gangnam style video and had the speakers full blast and the video was working a breeze.That is untill the bit when psy was on the toilet and saying gangnam style very loudly,the guy's face was not as it should be-it was all red like blood and it was all dark.
as the video progressed,it got gorier and gorier untill i saw the end when i saw then guy with a crowd in the same red blood thing as the first but lighter.I watched again and heard a voice say...YOU ARE DEAD DAN!!.
the gangnam guy kept on saying those words while he was dancing in the blood thing and when i tryed to close the
video but it wouldn't let me!I had no choice but to watch as the gangnam guy tore open the girl's body and carried on dancing and i couldn't stop watching.I was horrifid by the amount of violence in the video that had no violence in the origanal video!!!So why was this new video so violent?Was someone with a sick imagination tampering with a good video?Or was it something else....I checked the discription and it said unknown poster.So i am really scared now about that video......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Memes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Gangnam style

the creepy pasta
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ok so. i am big fan of gangnamm stylee and i love psy. i love psy so much, psy is love, psy is life. so one day i was jammin to gangnam stylee and sunddnely the lights go out. ok i was sort of scard and suddenly gangnam style was sounding distorted it was lower picth
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and then sudndelely a picture of psy pop up on my screen and he was cryin blood 
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i was so scared...
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i tthoguht i was gonna die
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i could hear screams and cries in the backgiurrn.....
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i was shakin and suddnely my hands were fileld with blood
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my entire hosue started shakin and the walls ripped off ?
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suddenly in my scereen flash a video...it was a video of my family being cut open and dnyin
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SUDDelnly there was creepy chantin in the 
bacjground of the song
Ó̳̙̭̰̽͒̆ͤͧ͆͌̊͆͌͡͝ ̸̢̦͓̭̭̟̞͎́̏̾̅ͨ͐̈͋̚͟͡P̛͖̟̦̰ͣͯ̆ͪͬ̊̆̓́̉̓ͩ͐̿̽ͮ̀̚
and i could feel pain rise up to my body from my feet
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I WAS BLEEDin ALL OVER AND FEELING MYSELF RIP TO SHREDS *SLOOSH* *screep* sfhfhfll *slash* 
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IT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD!! I WAS DYION EVERYTHING WAS SHAKIN ANDI VE WAS SO SCARED\ *glugg* *squish* *cutting noises* *drip ddrop* *gllugging* *gluggle*(*m
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ańd͜ th͘en ̵i di͞ed̛e̡d.̸...̷.̴..
here is rthe video bweare you̷ ͘might̨ ̶d͡ie͟ i̕f y͡ou͝ w̸a̸tch ͞i̷t
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Gaod homes and skeletons

So, I went to the supermarket one day because I needed to get some milk. When I reached the milk aisle, I noticed that my phone was ringing, so I answer. It was just a dude trying to sell me insurance. I end the call and buy the milk. Once I reach my car, I receive another phone call, this time from a company called Gaod Homes. I decline but the name stuck with me. Soon enough, I call my friend, asking about Gaod Homes. It wasn't a real company. I was like "Then who was phone?" My friend didn't get it, so I decided to come round his house. After I eventually reach my pal's house, I open the door and a skeleton popped out! It bared a resemblance to my friend. I was like "Then who was phone?" again, for the second time in 666 hours. I step over the skeleton and walk inside where I was killed by a skeleton popping out and crushing my lungs. There was blood everywhere when I eventually lost consciousness. 
Moral: Never trust skeletons, Gaod Homes sucks and when in doubt, go "Then who was phone?" at every opportunity.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Skeletons
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Garfield's Nightmare

On Tuesday I was bored out of my mind and decided to look in the attic. I found a game called "Garfield's Nightmare" and I decided to play it on my DS. The game had a red title screen with a distorted Garfield with black eyes and white pupils. Here's how the game started. One day Garfield was watching TV with Jon. And then Jon fell asleep with Garfield. He fell into a deep sleep he had a dream, a weird dream. It started like this... He had no lasagna and was hungry... He saw Odie nearby and thought to himself. "Time to kick Odie off the table!" Then Odie revealed his head to be a blood soaked face with red eyes and his neck was filled with flesh monsters and his neck was long and droopy like noodles. Garfield wanted to back away from him but Jon tried to stop Odie from killing Garfield but he failed. The game ended with Garfield's head on the table. In red, it said "The end".
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Shortpasta
Garfield's Truth

You know Garfield? Funny cat that drinks coffee all day, do weird things with neighbors' dogs and try NOT to eat mice?
Well, that is a lie.
Because Garfield and all his friends and nemesis are aliens.
Humans don't know they can EVEN think about it. They don't care that Garfield can walk on back legs, or drink coffee, or...Eat lasagna?
Except Jon.
Do you ever see his eyes when Garfield "say" something? His eyes are fixed onto US. Like he is sarcastic.
Odie is like Bumblebee or Gordon Freeman or Chell. He has brain damage. He can't talk but he can has gestures like Garfield.
Garfield is communicating with telepathy. That's how he talks to Arlene, Nermal, Odie and others.
It's time to open your eyes, my friend.
Open your eyes...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Garfield and Friends: Garfield's Hunt

I used to like Garfield. I bought every VHS tape of Garfield and Friends. I bought every plush and figurine. However, that all changed when I saw an unaired episode of Garfield and Friends that scarred me for life.
One day, I was browsing the Internet when I was emailed a link to a mysterious website by an anonymous address. I opened it, and it said, "This is an episode of Garfield and Friends that never aired. It contains intense blood and gore. DO NOT DOWNLOAD!" I thought it was a prank and downloaded the episode. The file was called "lostgarfield.mp4".
It was the normal intro, and then the title card said "Garfield's Hunt" with a picture of a blood-stained Garfield eating meat. Jon was preparing lasagna, and Garfield asked if he could have some. Jon said, "No, Garfield! You eat too much lasagna!"
Garfield got angry and said, "Jon, if you don't make me lasagna in 30 seconds, you bastard, I'll make it myself!" Those words shocked me. This was a kids' cartoon.
Jon replied, "Then make it yourself, Garfield."
Garfield said, "I will." He got a kitchen knife and approached Jon.
"Garfield, what the fuck are you doing?" Jon said angrily.
"Making my lasagna," Garfield said. He killed Jon and sliced him open. He got out a lasagna pan and put Jon's intestines in it.
"Now to get the dough," Garfield said. He went over to Nermal's house. She said, "Hi, Garfield!"
Garfield pulled out the knife. "Garfield? Garfield!?" Nermal said. Garfield dragged him into the woods and skinned him alive. Then he put the skin in the lasagna pan. "Now for the cheese sauce," Garfield said.
He went back to his house and sliced Odie open. He used Odie's blood as the sauce and Odie's fur as the cheese. Finally, Garfield put his creation into the oven. He enjoyed his blood lasagna. Garfield said, "That was good. But it's not enough." He pointed directly to the camera and said, "One day, I'll use you in my lasagna!"
I immediately deleted the file and didn't touch my computer for a long time after that. I had nightmares for weeks about Garfield killing me and baking me into his lasagna.
One day, I heard a knock on my door. I opened it to find that a police officer was standing there. He said that he was investigating a person who makes bootleg cartoons. I thought of the disturbing Garfield episode I had watched. I got out the computer I had watched the episode on and logged in. The only file on there was called "lostgarfield.mp4". The officer and I watched it. The officer said, "What kind of sick person would think of making this?" He transferred the file to a USB drive and kept it locked up tight. It is rumored that another copy of the episode exists in the vaults of ViacomCBS. To this day, no one knows where the USB with the episode is or if any other copies exist.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pointless Violence
Garfield wishes you a happy monday

GARFIELD'S FATEFUL MONDAY...
It was a monday, like any other monday. or so i thought. i turn on my clunky television to the news like any other monday and the headline is this: "WEIRD LOOKIN CAT SCREAMIN' LASAGNA AND WACKING PEOPLE IN FACE" 
"fake news" i though to myself, oh boi oh boi oh boi was i wrongg. I grab my keys and set out for work. everything was blue. just blue. nothing came close to the blueness of that monday. "very blue day today", i thought to myself. i hear REEEES and SCREECHES and CCCCCCCCCCCCs from every corner. "fake news" I thought once again. oh boi oh boi oh boi was i wrongg. I grab my keys and set out the car to investigate. 
little did i know, i was the garfield's next victim.
i hear some FOOT CLOPS CLOPPING from behind me. they were very quick and then i realised i was being chased. i turn around. I SEE THE CAT.
IT CRIES "GARFIELD WISHES YOU A HAPPY MONDAY"
AND THEN, IT WAILS OUT IN ITS DISAPPOINTED VOICE "TIME TO SHAKE YOUR TAIL LIKE THIS FUNNY CAT DOE"
out came its veri dangerous tail and it GRASPS ME WITH THE GRASP OF A THOUSAND GRASPS
"LASAAAGNAAAAAAA" the creature bellowed as it bared its teeth close to my squirming face.
chomp
fake news, i thought, oh boi oh boi oh boi oh boi oh boi oh boi was i wrong. 
wacked, i was
Then a skeleton popped out!
then it set out to find it's next lasagna
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Shortpasta
Garry's Hell

So this was this one time that I wanted to bought Garry's Mod but I am still skeptical from this terrifying hyper-realistic experience. So I was playing Steam(duh steam is a game you lvl up now and shit) but I noticed something in the corner of my eye. I saw a bloody stain on the Store button and then a message popped up saying that Garry's Hell was 75% off. And it had a hyper realistic Heavy playing the computer but he was putting his hands in his ears while his ears where bleeding and blood came out of the cieling and his eyes were empty and ther was some blood coming out of those. Oh did I mention everything was hyper realistic???? So I just shrugged that off as a joke from Garry and Gabe. And then I proceeded to bought the game. Then it said that I need 1 soul to buy it.
I clicked it and then it said "Thanks for the purchase, Mortal!"
Then the game instantly downloaded and I was like "Hell ye"
And then I started it up and it said G-Hell with red fond and red blood
There was Gordon stantind on a T pose with a blood suit made of bloody skulls and bloddy eyes and then his eyes were blood and then my computer screen filled with blood from the top and then my cieling started to rain with blood and then I was like "Must be just my inagination" and then I saw Gordon saying "Damn you're dumb I don't need you're soul, Shieeeet son" then I was like GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP and then I had nightmares and then I never slept again cause my TV said I was a pussy :(
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Garry's Mod Weird Noises

I decided to post this, because I really need to tell someone about what has happened to me
You may have heard of a popular Half Life 2 modfication called Garry's Mod, it's pretty much where you can spawn things, edit them, pose stuff, ect. You can download maps to play on, and this one I downloaded a while ago, something really strange happened on it...
It was Halloween, and I was really bored...so, I started up Garry's Mod. Recently, I'd been wanting to play on this map, it was like, a school, and I was really bored anyway. So, it started up normally, everything was good, and I decided to go full crazy on bad guys. So, I spawned tons of enemy Combine Soldiers and about 10 zombies, and had some fun. When I spawned again, I heard a couple of strange noises. They mainly consisted of constant bangings, and it was really starting to creep me out.
I then realised about the zombies, so I made my way to one of the rooms, where some zombies were. A little bit later, I had killed pretty much all of the Combine, and the zombies were long gone.
The noise was still there.
It was getting more and more louder, and it wouldn't stop. There was door openings, and footsteps, all sorts of weird noises were going off. I got fed up, and loaded up some random person's save. This, was a very bad idea. Who ever had made this made it so that they were dead bodies everywhere. The noise got even louder, as if it liked how the atmosphere was scary.
At this point, I just decided to choose a random save for me to play around with again. I shouldn't of done that. The game briefly froze, then when I finally thought it had loaded up the save, the screen starting glitching. The noises became glitchy noises, such as the ones you hear when a TV is static. The screen, had changed to multicolour, and it was glitching out big time. Since Garry's Mod is a full screen game, that hides everything, I decided that I'd use the Windows Start button to exit the game manually. This however, wouldn't work. The noise getting louder, I couldn't exit that way, and there was two options left. I went for the other one, CTL + ALT + DELETE. You guessed it, this didn't work either.
I just went for the last action; turn the computer off and run. Finally, it turned off.
I've never played on that map since, and I don't think I ever will...and if I do, I don't want this noise again.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Gaster.exe

I was installing Deltarune and when it installed I found an unseen file called "Gaster.exe", so I clicked on it and i was playing as sans, and i was super slow and i was in the true lab. I shrugged it off and when i was exiting the true lab the game suddenly shut down, i reopened it and it was gaster with hyper blood eyes. I couldn't close the game and My PC shut down. And my pc backround was the word "Too late" i couldn't remove the file and I heard knocking,
I didn't open the door and i heard glass shatering. My bedroom window was broken, and my heart was stabed.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Vidya games
Category:File Extensions
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Gateway To Dah Motherfuggin Mind, Yo

It was back in 83, a bunch o' bible-humping mofos conducted some serious shit in an unknown crib. Dem mofos thought a damn cracker without any o' his senses would be able to see God himself. Y'all no that shit motherfucker.
They believe the things dat make us human fog our awareness of fo'ever. Some ol' ass honky was da only one to go to dis bo shit. To remove his shit, scientist and his crew did surgery to remove his senses. Although he still had control of his guns, he couldn't talk bo shit. So he was 'lone wit his thoughts, so dem scientists couldn't get all up in his grill, ya dig?
Scientists listened as he talked shit ow' loud about his mind like my boy a'ter I beat 'em. A'ter fo' days, the old cracker wa' monkey-mouthin' 'way bout some voices up in his head. That shit's bananas. Now dem scientist thought he be nuttier den a fruitcake, and didn't give no rat's ass about his shit.
Two dayz after, the bitch-ass man cried he could hear his dead-ass bitch talking to his five-dollar ass. He straight up trippin'. But the real beef was how he could run his mouth back to his bitch. Dem scientists was interested, but didn't believe his ass 'til that motherfucka told all this shit 'bout their folks. At dis point, bunch o' scientists bounced.
A'ter a week o' talkin' wit dem iced motherfuckers through his thoughts, his ass became distressed, sayin' 'em voices overwelmin' him, yo. When he wasn't chillin' up in his crib, his mothafuckin ass was being bombed by hundred o' dead crackers that refused to leave his ass alone. He threw his thug ass against tha walls o' his crib, trying to get some pain, but that shit don't work. He begged dem scientists fo some drugs, yo. Poppin' peelz worked fo' three days, til' chillin' was scary as not chillin'. Even in his dreams he saw dem dead motherfuckers.
Not one motherfucking day late, the cracker began to scream his ass out and claw his 'ballz, hopin' to get some pain up in his brain. Dem voices up in his grill be talking bout the apocalypse or some shit. At one motherfuckin' point, his as shouted "No heaven, no forgiveness" fo' five motherfuggin hours straight. That shit's cray-cray. He continually begged fo' the scientists to ice his ass, but dem scientists knew he was almost up in the big man's grill.
Another bullshit-ass day, the old geezer could no longer talk his bo shit. He ass was fucked up, and he started takin' bites out his arm. Dem scientists hauled their motherfuckin' asses up into his crib so he couldn't ice himself. A'ter a few hours, the motherfucker stopped his bullshitting around. He stared his ass at the ceiling of his crib and cried his ass out. He had to be given extra water cause of his constant bitch-ass crying. Eventually, despite his broken-ass eyes, he made eye contact with a scientist fo' a first motherfucking time.
He whispered: "Yo, my ass has spoken with God, and His ass abandoned us," and his motherfuckin' ass died.
Dere wasn't a damn thing that iced his ass.
Original story can be found by clicking here.
Category:Ghetto Talk
Category:English Class Failure
Category:NSFW
Category:Trollpasta
Gateway of the, Like, Mind, Dude

One day, like, a team of, like, scientists got together and totally thought that, like, if you couldn't, like, smell or see or hear or, well, anything, you could, like, totally talk to, like, God, dude. Yeah, totally. So what these guys did was, like, totally get this old guy to volunteer for it and he totally, like, heard dead voices and stuff, man. So, dude, get this, he went, like, crazy mad and, like, tried to kill himself and, like, one day he looked at the scientist dude, and was like, "Dude, I, like, totally talked to God, man. Turns out he's totally, like, sick of our crap, man. Totally." Then he, like, totally got out his electric guitar and started playing heavy metal and then died. Totally awesome, man.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Gave Birth to Pickle Rick

Me and my boy did shrooms today and the weirdest thing happened. I was suddenly pregnant and my water broke, which was particularly odd because I'm a cis man. I rushed to the ER and when the doctors saw the baby's foot moving in my stomach, they were fascinated and praised it as a "medical miracle." When they did the ultrasound, they looked extremely concerned and the head physician said "this creature is not human, it must be removed immediately."
They C-sectioned me and then pulled out and held up the most beautiful pickle I've ever seen in my life. He was an adult Rick Sanchez in Pickle Rick form fresh out the womb, not even a cucumber. I immediately named him Pegasus 7. I'm laying here typing this in the birthing unit as we speak and a beautiful nurse is petting my precious offspring. She said she'll raise him with me and a pastor nearby married us now. My beautiful wife is sitting here breastfeeding our perfect pickle man as I stare at her sweet tits. I don't know what I did to deserve such a blessing, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me. My wife wants to try for another so that Pegasus 7 won't be lonely. I agree so hopefully she will knock me up.
To anyone out there reading this, miracles do exist! I just gave birth to a beautiful pickle and married the hottest nurse ever.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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Gay Chicanery Copypasta

I am not crazy! I know he sucked that dick! I knew he fucked that man. That massive black guy! As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the gay bar to say "No homo." You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This gay shit? He's done worse. That dildo in his ass! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He nutted in a guy's asshole! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I set him up with a woman! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 19, always the same! Couldn't keep his cock out of the poop chute! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Sucking those dicks! And he gets to keep the money!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Gay Chicken

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with our adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
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Gaysexland

Had a few things played out differently, the United Kingdom could have been called Gaysexland.
Scotland was named by the romans and means the land of the Scotti/Scotts, however the people in Scotland referred to themselves as Gaels. This means Gaeland could have potentially been the name of Scotland had they named themselves. it is not much of a stretch to imagine that the spelling of Gaeland could have been changed over time to Gayland to fit grammatical patterns.
Englands name means land of the angles, and is called that because it was inhabited by the Anglo-Saxons. This means that if it had been named after the saxons instead, it would have been called Sexland. (the a in angle-land was changed to an e, Engle-land/England, so its likely that this would happen with this name too)
Finally, when Scotland and England united, there could have potentially been an idea to have combined these two names into one, as a symbol of unity. And that is why the United Kingdom could have been called Gaysexland
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