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Saw XI

I am a fan of The Saw Movies, who isn't? So I was rewatching Saw III when suddenly a received an email from lionsgate, they gave me a .mp4 file to the next saw movie! I immediately grabbed 892 bags of popcorn and a gallon of soda from the local McDonalds and began watching.
The movie started as usual, but it then shows John’s grave, then he digs out, covered in dirt, he says “I was alive the whole time, its time for another game.”, then its a montage of John capturing his victims. It then fades to them in a house, similar to the nerve gas house, but creepier, the victims this time were 7 people, here was the names: Harold, Kara, James, Terry, Jeremy, Bob, and for some reason, LeBron James (Played by Chris Pratt).
Then Bob finds a tape and it says “Escape the house, or else you can die!!!”, then it ended, then Jeremy punches a hole in the wall, and a magnum eyehole shoots him, and hyper realistic blood comes out. After that Harold finds a key to the door and uses it to draw something in the drywall, then the rest of the people go outside the room, and they enter the kitchen, with a trap being there.
The trap is for James, the tape says “James, you must go into the oven to find a special special, it can lead you to the escape of the house! Once you are in the oven, only the chef can help you out.”, then it ended. James crawls into the oven, and a key is inside, he takes it, but the oven door closes, and James explodes inside the oven, Everyone moves on and finds another trap in the living room, its for Harold, the tape is “Harold, a key is over the ceiling fan, its yours, take it, once your in heaven, only god can help you out.”, Harold grabs the key, but the ceiling fan activated, chopping his hand off.
LeBron finds his trap, a basket ball, he throws it, and the basket ball ricochets back at him and causes him to fly off into the roof, he is flung into space. Then I saw Terrys trap, oh boy, it was the worst in the whole franchise. Terry finds a pool of hydrochloric acid in the basement, the tape says “Terry, you must jump into the pool and find the key at the very bottom, remember, once your in the ocean, only Neptune can help you out.”, Terry jumps into the pool, but he turns into a skeleton.
Now there is only two survivors: Kara and Bob, Bob decides to kill Kara using a knife, but she says “You still dont know how to get out the house, how will you escape alone?”, then Bob says “Because I was actually working for Jigsaw, the whole time!”, after that he throws the knife at Kara’s chest and she dies, then Bob takes a key out his pocket and leaves the house, saying “Game Over!”, and the movie ends. This experience left me horrified, I vow to never watch Saw again.
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Sayaka maizono is satan

Hi. Have you seen the Japanese anime/game Dingle Ronpiss? Well if you have, you should know that there is a very evil girl named Sayaka Maizono. "Evil?!" you might say, "How is she evil?" I will explain here. She basically is Satan.
I have evidence, you see!
1. She is in a girl band. Girl bands are evil. She probably rapped while spitting on disabled orphans backstage at a concert.
2. Her hair is blue and blue is an evil color.
3. If you look very closely at her bow on the shirt she's wearing, there is a triangle formed. What evil conspiracy group's symbol is a triangle? The. Illuminati. She's the leader of the illuminati. 
4. She probably watches anime. What is anime spelled backwords? Emina. Emina is a satanic name for satanic people who have hair.
5. Who killed her? Leon Kuweenie. And his hair was red. Red is a satanic color because it's the color of Satan himself. And her horns are red shown in this real picture I found.
6. Her name backwards is onoziam akayaS. Notice anything..odd? The first three letters are ono (Oh no) Oh no is a bad word in bad situations.
7. She tried to kill someone.
8. She tries to be kawaii and being kawaii is a pray to satan.
9. She's dead and she went to Hell. Who else is in Hell? Satan. She is the new Satan. 
I'm sorry but you have to face the facts. goodbye sayaka maizono.....................
she is satan ;)
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Scared? I HOPE U R.....

I never believed in murderers, but then I took an arrow in the knee. Oh, the story? Oh yeah, here's the fucking story:
==DAY 1==
I was playing Amnesia because I'm so kewl like that and I hate retro games. I am a motherfucking hipster, man. So yeah I was playing Amnesia like the god of hipsters, PewDiePie. After I played Amnesia I watched PewDiePie play it. Cause, who the fuck wants to play a game without watching PewDiePie play it? But then, I heard a noise..... coming from my vibrator. I forgot, I left it in my butthole. But then I heard an even SCARIER NOISE OMFG LOL. But there was no LOL in this noise. It sounded like the noises I hear when playing Amnesia or Slenderman, oh boy I'm living my favorite games of all time! But you can die in those games....Oh shiet...
==DAY 2==
I went to Sweden to meet PewDiePie to see if the noise was a game glitch. Cause you know, PewDiePie knows all about games, he owns every game known to man. So after PewDie fucked me I came in my pants. Then I went home and I saw Slender. Yeah, from Slenderman! I asked him to have homosexual oral sex with me and he said yes. So I sucked his penis and balls and in favor, he sucked mine. After that we had anal sex. A year later (Present day), We are married and have 4 adopted french children. The kids are lucky to have 3 dads, Slendy, PewDie and me. Me, Slendy and PewDie have threesomes every day. PewDie cums in my mouth and I love it.
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Scaredy Squirrel Lost Episode

There is this new show on Cartoon Network called Scaredy Squirrel. I like it, but my little brother loves it a heck of a lot more than I do. One night, It was 12:00, I was tuned in to Boomerang. A promo than came on saying that a Scaredy Squirrel special would come on. Seeing that it hadn't came on on CN yet, finding that a little weird, I decided to watch it.
It was weird. It started off with the theme as usual, but when it had that "warning" instead of saying he is based off a character, sounding genuine it said, "Warning:Do Not Watch".
The Squirrel even said that himself! He didn't even say that in front of that white background! His mouth didn't even move! It was just a still picture, but it was different. He was like, crying blood, and he had a unibrow. And the episode was in surprisingly good quality.
It started out like usual, with Scaredy stacking up cans. He looked very dejected, which is actually quite unusual. But he wasn't crying blood. He was crying real, hyper-realistic, tears.
Then, it had turned to black and white. He just walked away. Then it turned back to color. It showed Dave holding up a sword with blood on it. He was just ambling towards Nestor.
Then it showed a video of the Osama Bin Laden execution. The video showed the full execution. Oh my god. The horror.
The human brain cannot even come close to comprehending what I saw I that cartoon. I, I just can't do this. I am just gonna have to quit writing. Oh my god! There she is. Melanie Watt! She just broke into my house! She's holding up a sword!
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Scariest Thing

Hello. Since you're here, I can imagine you're prepared to be scared, are you not? Take the scariest thing you can fathom in the depths of your mind and multiply it by ten. You're not even close to how unimaginably horrifying how, utterly, horrible, terrible, piss your pants ungodly horror this is. Take that thought you found and times it by a million, you're now getting closer, but, I have one more test for your mind.
Now take the top worst nightmares you ever had, the ones you ran screaming to your parents over, waking up drenched in sweat. Or, when you get that heart stopping diagnosis, that utter second of complete terror. When you feel all alone, empty, and cold.
And now, now you can fathom my horror, the pink + sign, and no job. Lesson learned, use a condom. The hours of pleasure are nothing compared to the years of torture. That's my lesson, my story, take it to heart.
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Scariest Video Game Pasta

It was a nice, warm spring day, when I was browsing through my back catalogue of games. I noticed the game entitled: Lego Batman.
I though, hey ho! let's give it a go. I put it in my Wii but alas, I died instantly.
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Scariest experience of my life

The scariest experience in my whole life? Hmm that's a bit of a hard question. Well, actually it's not. So I was about 20 and camping in the woods with some buds. Everything is normal so far, so dont be getting scared yet.
We drove for like, 3 hours north of our local lamp post. It was an exhausting trip, but pretty funny. John tried to order some burgers at some shitty Mc.FastFood place, but all he managed to say is some weird guttural screeches, and a half assed "burger". It was pretty funny since he was acting like a dumbass.
So anyway we finally get to our camping spot and decide to set it up and whatever. We just spend whats left of the day fucking around, john even found a rusty axe, that was pretty cool. But here is where shit gets crazy, so my friend Evan comes up to me the next morning and says this "Dude something crazy happened last night, I thought I was gonna get killed by some bear or something."
He keeps talking so I'll write it here, keep in mind im talking from his perspective. "Yeah after all you guys went to bed, I still couldnt fall alseep, and about 3 or 4 hours later, I start hear'n some noise. Now I think its just some normal friendly forest critters so I just ignore it. About 15 minutes go by, or so i think, time is kinda stupid. But anyway, about 15 minutes later I hear it slowly coming to my tent. Now I had already thought it left at this point so I was pretend sleepin to trick myself into sleepin. But then I hear some real wack shit, it sounds like someone running a rock against an axe. Then all of a sudden someone bursts into my tent, and my god I thought it was a bear or something. But it turns out it was just you, you fucking dickhead." Now at this point I remembered and thought it was stupid he was telling me a story about me messing with him when I was there. Haha idiot.
The next few days are pretty usual camping stuff, exept for the weird cult setup and the bloody dolls we found, but thats not important. So now here is where shit scares me. It was getting really late on the drive home, and Johns car is a pos, the fucking lights dont work. So we gotta drive in the wilderness without lights for weeks.
About the hours after we left we finally get home, and here is where it actually get scary. John did some more screeching and kicked me out of his car when we got to my house. Then he did a weird laugh but whatever. Im fucking stoked to be home so i rush up there stairs. And oh boy here is where shit gets spooky... I tripped going up the stairs and fell about 1 or 2 steps. Scariest shit of my life, I thought I almost died. 
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Scariest video ever made ever!

One day I was surfing on YouTube like most morons do and I found a video called "The Fuckshit Mythos". It was so scary, It had Slenderman and scary music playing in the background. Then it showed slender and I shit my pants. I also died.
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Scary.rar

Hello, I would like to tell you one of the worst things ever happened to me, and I cannot unsee what I saw. Just a warning, this has a little "weird things" so don't be proud
==THE PLOT/STORY==
So, I was on the World Wide Web, back in 2011, when Windows 7 came out, I was looking for WinRAR but, I can't afford WinRAR, I didn't even attempt to pirate it because the owners COULD sue me. So I went to this website (wln-rar.com. This is not a real website, so don't go to it.) and I found some free WinRAR versions
==THE DOWNLOADING==
I went to the download page for WinRAR 1.0, It took 38 minutes, WinRAR installs fast but this took longer, then I opened this sus file called "WlnRAR-Installer.bat" That's weird, I thought the installer was a .EXE. So, I ignored the "EULA" and stuff and I installed it, and oh boy, I regret it...
==SCARY PART==
When I clicked "Finish" when the installer was done, It had Zalgo font, it recommended me to download some help guide called "Scary.rar" And I downloaded it. I extracted the file and here it comes...
I opened the file and the PDF, it says, Your next buddy, I recommend you don't turn off your computer or look behind you. I thought this was a joke but I said "Meh, who cares? I will just look behind me, see? No one is there..." I looked behind myself and saw... Jeff the Killer. So, I ran out my room ASAP and went to the kitchen and called 911, they came over but the police got killed...
So, I decided to find a police station in my other city near my county, It was somewhere in Arizona, I took my dads car and drove to the local station. 
When I got there, I was shocked, more police was killed, the police station was... EMPTY!!! Suddenly, I heard footsteps and went to the 2nd floor, I went in a door with no windows. 
I heard a knock and I open the door a little-tiny bit and I saw someone who looks like Jeff the Killer. So, I opened the door and jumped over Jeff and I ran out to my friends home with proof this is real... I went in the house and showed images, He said his friends got this issue too. Your not alone, bud, just be safe with me. 
I decided to contact tech support and I got a response the next day... My PC had to be repaired and Microsoft said "We will ask the owners to get rid of the website so this does not happen again." I was like, thank you!!! 
Remember kids, don't download WinRAR 1.0 from any fishy website.
Click here for the sequel
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ScaryNoodles

There was once a guy named Paul, he was sitting at a bucket eating a plate of spaghetti. Then, a giant monkey came out of nowhere and said "MOOHALALALA!!" And one of those weird guys with the flutes popped out of its anus. Then, he played his flute and Paul's noodles started dancing. After roughly 69 seconds, they wrapped around Pauls neck and strangled him to death. Then he said "I AM DED LOL" and he died. Then, a guy wrote a story about it and he called it scarynoodles but then this one dude was like "NUH UHHHH YOO NAME IT CREEPYPASTA!!" So he was all like "DURR< OKAY DEN" So people copied him and wrote their own stories and that's how creepypasta came about. SHOOP DA WHOOP BLARG
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Scary Fuck

It was 3:00 on Tuesday when I said to my grandmama "I am going to the woods to drink and cry". I was angry after we got into an argument about "various shits" like her favorite goulash recipies and her dog Dodadanialania (it's Russian don't ask) pissing on my carpet. 
I was going to leave the house forever and I was never going to come back except unless I got too hungry. Grand Mother screamed to me "I'M HAPPY YOUR PARENTS DIED" (I am adopted I should have established that) "NOW LEAVE" and she threw two and a half brick at me. Now I was really sad, I hate bricks.
I walked into the woods and it was now 3:01 and everyone knows 3:01 is "The Witcheng Hour". I didn't realize at the time that it was 3:01 (the witching hour) but if I did I would have never walked into the woods at that time of the witching hour 3:01. It was dark and the night was filled with the evil sounds like FROG and I thought I to saw at least two demons but I chalked it up to my paranoid schizophrenia. I saw an abandoned log cabin that looked like it was built by "Abe The Ham Linking" himself! I hear a voice tell me "Please come in I will not kill you". I was so happy to hear this after my grandmother assaulted me with bricks.
I walked in but the door shut by itself except it didn't because I closed it but I don't know why I did that because I didn't want the door closed so I will just assume it was "ghost". There was a single candle on a table but it was turned off. There was no power in the house. "Wow This Place Is Really Fucking Dark"
I said out loud. The same voice said STFU and then the chair beneath the table flew at me and broke my ribs. "Ok but why is it so dark?" I said again the voice said "Why are YOU so dark stupid ass?" I was scared now because the voice was clearly not friendly. It may in fact want to kill me. "WHO ARE YOU"? I SCREAMEMED HA HA HA I am Scary Fuck the ghost!
I couldn't not believe the it. "Scary Fuck" WAS my father's name before he died. "Oh No!!! Your my Dad???" I said while pointing and crying and bleeding from my chest and stammering and pissing myself and hearing the FROG outside. "Yes now I'm gonna go kill that bitch of a grandmother of yours" "ok thanks." i said
Scary Fuck floated from the cabin and then I saw from 40 miles away my grandmother getting disembowled and I was so relieved I didn't have to put up with her shit any more, My Dad Fuck came back and he said "ok you have three wishes" i said "i want this story to end" and then he
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Scary Man

I have to make this quick because my phone is in Low Power Mode, and I've even closed all my apps to conserve as much battery as possible. But if I don't warn the world of what's to come, I worry you'll all find out on your own.
I'm talking about Scary Man. Born in New Jersey, yet conceived in South Carolina, Scary Man first opened his eyes on February 29th, but NOT on a Leap Year. They say his mother lost his Social Security card on a trip to Busch Gardens when he graduated elementary school, so the government no longer can keep track of his whereabouts, despite their best efforts.
Perhaps what makes him so scary is that he appears to be so... normal.... He, just like you, stole his parents' money as a child to buy a Foil Charizard from a convenient store down the street, only to trade it for two unique packs of Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape. Swallowing them whole, scientists agree the gum is still festering in his stomach. Scary Man makes fitting in a crowd almost seem effortless. But here are some features to look out for. He is most easily identifiable in winter, when he wears sunglasses the most. If you should ask him why he wears these glasses when it's so cold out, he will most likely cite snow blindness, as the snow frequently reflects the sunlight into his empty eyes. Scary Man is void of any social circles, making it a complete rarity for him to text and drive, ironically making him a very safe driver. But do not let this fool you, on the off chance he happens to choose to run you head on in his car, you may find it difficult to ever identify his car. This is because he always forgets to install his front license plate, but claims to always remember at inconvenient times, like when he's out grocery shopping.
My phone has just warned me that I'm at 10%, and it has a history of diving down to 1% immediately after, so I must go now. I hope you have taken my words to heart, and be safe out there friends.
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Scary Maze Game

a 20 year old named samuel one day he was home and chatting with hes friends they talk one hour later he,s friend sad they want to be alone for some minutes samuel was bored and he had an idea he should go on internet and play games he heard about a game he,s friend told him about samuel din,t remember the name of the game he typed maze game on google he found a game called 'scary maze game' he click on it game start with a menu says 'scary maze game' and below it says 'test your skillz complete all 4 level' samuel think this is very easy
he press start game begins with a dot and a blue maze att end of the maze is a red cube samuel finish first level an level two when he came to 3 he got a message it was he friend he sad what samuel was doing samuel typed playing scary maze game when he was back in the game he,s friends sad STOP samuel sad why he,s friend sad im warning you dont play the game but samuel is still playing when he was half of the level some thing hapend samuel wont sleep for this he saw a scary picture of a woman poping up with loud screams
samuel told what hapend in the chatt a guy sad that pucture came from a movie samuel download the movie so he can se what hapening after he whatched a 1 hour of the movie it was a scene when the woman stabbed her self her mother runed to hers room mom tryed to stop her the woman had scars on her face the woman had deep man voice sound is like satans voice the woman slaped her mother so hard the ending of the movie was when two preist come and trying to get out the demon that was in hers body he killed one of them one preist got out the domon but the demon controled the preist 
the preist jumped out from the window falled on long stairs it was blood everywhere everyone was crying then a god ending come after that the ther was some credits and the movie ended samuel got nightmare one month but samuel is still thinking why did it happend
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Scary Minecraft Glitch

One day, I was playing Minecraft and when I went outside my house in Minecraft i turned around
A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
(Anyone whos plays Minecraft will get it)
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