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How Spongebob Started

People can tell you anything they want, but this is how Spongebob actually started.
The man that would eventually come up with the idea for Spongebob had a history for DUI. He had been in court many times before, with his mother always having to bail him outt, but this time court would not be needed. After a night of drinking at a bar, he decided to drive off and go home. He went alone and had no designated driver. He stumbled and tripped as he walked to his car.
He drove about two miles before getting into a serious car accident. His car spun off road, and hit a nearby tree. He was immediately rushed to the hospital by helicopter. He miraculously survived the crash with a price.
In the crash, he had sustained a very bad head injury. His brain would not work properly for the rest of his life. The doctors decided it would be best if he was put in a coma.
In the coma, the man began to have extremely messed, and disturbed dreams. In his dreams he was a talking underwater sponge (Oddly named "Spongebob Squarepants"), who had no control over himself, or his actions. He had weird friendships with a continuously senseless star fish, and an angered, paranoid squid.
As his dreams progressed his thoughts began to become so peculiar that even after he woke up from his coma he could still not understand them. He would dream about doing odd things like blowing bubbles, or using a butterfly net to catch jelly fish. A dare deviled squirrel named Sandy was also created in his dreams. She would roam around ranting about Texas, and try to get Spongebob to do certain dangerous things.
Spongebob thought of other sea creatures too; A cheap crab whose sole desire was money, a plankton whose sole purpose was to get a secret formula, a buff lobster who surfboarded, and an abundance of other creatures that would later be known in the show "fillers".
After Spongebob woke up from his coma, he did not come out the same. He told his mom, and any other of his friends that he came across in the hospital. One of his friends, was any agent who coincidentally worked for Nickelodeon. After telling this idea to his supervisor, and after adding several new aspects to the idea, a new animated series would be coming out. All names and characters were products of his imangination. Clothes were added later as he originally dreamed all characters naked.
Even though most of the success for Nickelodeon in the new millenium was from Spongebob, the man could never really appreciate any of that success. His dreams still haunted him to the point of him commiting sucide. But without his sacrifice, the world would have missed out on one of the most successful animated TV shows of all time.
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How To Make A Classic CreepyPasta For Some To Remember

As we all know, Killers and violence in a CreepyPasta are the spoopiest thing that can be put in a CreepyPasta, these are some tips that will help you make quite the terrifying yarn.
Quik note, there will not be any order, I'll just calls them as far as I can care...
==HOW TO MAKE A CLASSIC CHARACTER!!!!!==
Step 1. Make your story all about an overpowered killer, I do mean all about, don't make it about the people trying to survive,you have to make the story all about the killer, this will attract lonely emo kids to read so they can picture themselves as the killer, because everyone wants whiny 12 year old girls in there fanbase...
Step 2. Don't forget detail, spend 5 paraghaphs explaining how bloody someone is as they're getting killed, it's sure to scare the shit out of the reader, because detail is spooky.
Step 3. Make sure your character has a tragic backstory, make them get abused by there parents and make them to dumb to call social services. Classics such as ClockWork also pull this off great.
Step 3. Make your character mutilate there own face, this will add an intimidation feature, even if it is just edgy and stupid, also make sure to half-ass the reason for there mutilation not getting infected.
Step 4. Make damn sure your character is named after you, because it's most likely you're just a fucking emo who wants to write a revenge fic.
Final step. Make sure they have a edgy and ironic pre-murder one liner...
==HOW TO MAKE A CLASSIC VIDYA GAME AND LOST EPISODE CREEPYPASTA!!!!!==
Step 1. Make the characters look depressed for no logical reason other than to make the establishment that something is wrong.
Step 2. BLOOD, BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BOOD EVERYWHERE!!!
Step 3. Make damn sure you add edgy quotes in the story, like NO HOPE, YOU HAVE FORGOTTON US!!!
Step 4. Related to above, make sure you have no reason as to why any of it is happening, it's cool in video game CreepyPastas to not explain nonexsisting programing of a game that ends up blowing up or some shit
Step 5. Make the protagonist get the game or show from a random old man
Step 6. Make the reader a whiny little bitch who cries over characters that don't exist
Final Step. Make the TV or game console blow up or some shit... 
==HOW TO MAKE CLASSIC CREEPYPASTA IN GENERAL==
1. VIOLENCE AND BLOOD, LOTS OF BLOOD, BLOOD IS SCARY, SUPER SCARY
2. HYPER-REALISM IS SO VERY SPOOKY, IT'S NOT GOING TO HURT YOU, BUT OMG SO FUCKING SCARY
3. EDGYNESS, LOTS AND LOTS OF 13 YEAR OLD EDGYNESS
4. MAKE YOURSELF DIE AT THE END OF THE STORY
5. BLOOD
6. BLOOD
6. BLOOD
6. MOTHER FUCKING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD
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How To Make A Illuminati Theory

This is a guide to how 3 make a iluminati thery. If you meant, how to get chicks well then... fuck u. This guide will help you to make god awful shit great theories that spooks peoples pants off. 
First of all choose a popular brand, celebrity or a TV show. Lets choose Fanta for exampel. If you choose Illuminati, you are doble screwed 
Then lets get images of the thing you choosed. Add all kinds of triangles and nonsense that prooves that thing is illuminati Then say there is flashing 666 on the thing and all kinds of satanic things that somehow is related to illuminati, when there really aren't any lel.
Then you need to practice to be talking really slow and like that you will not laugh your ass off because you know millions of peepole are going to believe this bullshit. You dont need to do dat if you are just writing a storhy and posting it to different places.
Then you just write it or do a video of it.
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How To Make A Pokémon Creepypasta

Lets make a Pokémon Creepypasta, yay!
Step 1.Have weird things happen with Pokémon. Example:"One of my Pokémon faded to darkness..."
Step 2.Have Lavender Town in all the places. Example"Lavender Town started playing when the Pokémon was darkness."
Step 3.Make your Pokémon bleed in a battle. "My Charmander started bleeding when fighting Gary's Pidgey."
Step 4.Make your Pokémon cartridge dissapear. Example: "My Pokémon Yellow game was nowhere to be found...."
Step 5. Use GHOST. Example: "My Pokémon party all turned to GHOST."
Step 6. Put creepy effects in a normal gameplay video for the video. Example: Red blurs.
Step 7. Put pictures of MissingNO. all over the page.
Step 8. Make the Pokémon talk. Example: "The Pokémon said YOU'RE NEXT."
Step 9. Make the power button dissapear. Example: "WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO THE GAMEBOY???"
Step 10.Have the Pokémon come out and kill people you know. Example: "What happened to my friend?"
Step 11:Have the pokemon say your name. Example: "The Pokémon said "Daniel, I'm tired of you..." "
Step 12: Put on Creepypasta Wiki.
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How To Pass Time Being Sick

My name is Kyle Rea. Recently I got the flu, which has left me at home with nothing to do but play Minecraft and watch soap operas. Luckily, I'm going back to work tomorrow, because I'm not as sick as I was one week ago, but being in this state reminded me of how I pasted the time when I was sick for two weeks.
I work at an accounting firm, though I'm also a part-time computer technician and expert. Somehow, I came down with a terrible cold. When I went to the doctor, he said that I should stay at home for at least two weeks to recover. This dissappointed me, as I didn't have that much money and food, and my cable company said my contract was up. Luckily, my girlfriend at the time had everything but a cold, so she was able to help me get through.
But two weeks at my dreary little house?! I was bored out of my mind on the first day. My only hope of avoiding terminal boredom was "Doctor Who" on Blu-Ray, but I was too sick to get out of bed. On day two, I got an idea.
I was going to troll my friend.
I downloaded the files for one of my favorite games growing up, "Sonic the Hedgehog." I created all sorts of creepy things, like demonic pictures of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles, hanging guts of critters, red and crimson palette swaps, all sorts of creepy and scary stuff. I burned it all onto one ordinary-looking disc, and hid it so nobody would know what I was doing.
I then wrote a letter to my friend saying how he needs to destroy the disc, before it was too late.
On day 13, I then decided that I would add more levels of creepy. I found a Sonic plushie that I had bought and painted red around its eyes.
When I felt better, while coming home from work, I entered my friend's house (he enters my house unannounced all the time, so don't say I'm breaking-and-entering) and very silently put the plushie right behind his chair. He was taking a nap at the time.
A couple days later, he found out that I wasn't dead. He almost killed me when he punched me in the face 30 seconds later. I guess you could say I deserved it.
I'm still friends with Tom, and he's actually turned my prank into a really popular online creepypasta. So really, without me being a jerk with the flu, he would had never been able to scare you guys.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Kyle
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How To Summon a Gunga

This is a popular myth what some kool kidz do. it's super save and super phun.
And before we start u need to do the steps while you read or it won't work you can't read a head from the step you are on
Step one - buy 1,347,240 pounds of dog food
Step two - have a dark room with a mirror in it like some type of room to dispose of some sort of liquid or waist 
Step three - you'll need a straight line of carpet probably 10,538,370"by 12"of carpet this is so he can butt race you and if u don't have it exactly or if you don't butt race him then he'll eat you
Step four - you need to have some Asian food or Indian food if worst comes to worst Gunga hates the smell of though's foods so you can get away if he is mad at you
Step five - you'll need some type of weapon like a foam sword or a piece of paper though's are the most dangerous weapons u can't use a knife or a gun though's won't work at all
Step six - you'll need a bouncy ball or some type of dog toy to tame him
Step seven - place the 1,347,240 pounds of dog food in every hole corner cabinets everywhere in that room even on the floor but you need some room for the Asian/Indian food this step is very important because u need to distract him when u want him to leave
Step eight - turn off the all the lights in the house including the room what u picked out
Step nine - in this step you'll be summoning Gunga now that all the lights are out and all the dog food is pored you'll need to say three words
And the words are 
I never had a dog
I never had a dog
I never had a dog
When you say that three times in the mirror and when you turn the lights on you'll have a Gunga 
Step ten - in this step will tell you what will happen if you don't do the steps right first thing you'll smell a ratchet smell that will knocks you out and when you wake up you'll be in his dog house and then he'll do horrible things to you the second thing is the he'll butt race on you're carpet and the grossness will kill you the third thing is that you'll find poo on every carpet and hard floor it will gross you out so much that you'll die instantly 
Step eleven - this step you'll be getting rid of him you'll need him to be distracted so you can put the Asian/Indian food on him and he'll disappear but some times if you can't find him he'll be in the basement waiting for you so you cant go in you're basement if u do he'll freak out and he'll poo on the floor and you'll die instantly 
Step twelve - this is the final step and this step you'll find out that you can't get rid of him and you'll need to do all of the adventures with him like in paranormal guntivity or anonymoose killer and for you peeps that already summoned him than you are screwed 
P.S. Gunga loves Asian/Indian food but he doesn't like it when you put it on him most likely he is in the basement waiting for you and knifes and guns work good so by the way
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How To Summon a Lugia

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== Prologue ==
As an expert on summoning many types of Pokemon, including Mewtwo and Arceus, I can tell you that this Lugia-summoning recipe will never fail, unless done wrongly. The resulting Lugia will be very sexy and know many of strong moves that will make you very happy. Be careful, because if done wrongly, you might get your dick stuck in a toaster, so be warned.
== Summoning the Lugia ==
# Acquire a copy of Pokemon Silver.
# Insert it into your anus.
# You can now play the game within your mind.
# Get a Cyndaquil as a starter, but never let it evolve. If it does, you will summon a Ho-Oh, which is bad.
# Get to Mt. Silver and defeat Red with Cyndaquil.
# Cyndaquil will now say "Thank you, sexmaster" and you will return to the real world.
# Cyndaquil will be infront of you. He will grant you any wish, but ask him for a Lugia.
# He will say "Do it yourself, lazy slut", so smack him so hard that he faints. Dispose of the body.
# Take the trashcan you put Cyndaquil in and pour it into a skillet.
# Put eggs in the skillet, along with freezerburnt steaks.
# Fry them for an hour. Put out any started fires, or else you will summon a Charizard.
# The trashcan will become a plush Lugia, but not a real one.
# Take pig organs and place them inside the plushie.
# Raise the plush to the sky, and it will be sent to Mt. Silver, which will please Lugia.
# Lugia will be summoned.
== How To Survive Lugia ==
When summoned, Lugia will ask you for love, rubs, and food. If not given what he needs, he will eat you disturbingly, and it will be uploaded as an obscure vore video on YouTube. Follow these steps to survive.
# Kiss his forehead.
# Rub his head, feet, armpit, hand, and tail. Do NOT give him a belly rub, because he finds that as an invitation to his internal organs, and you will suffer the said fate above.
# Give him the freezerburnt steaks, he will eat them.
# Offer him an Axolotl. If you cannot find one, a fish from the Gourami species will do.
# You now have a pet Lugia.
== Epilogue ==
Enjoy your pet Lugia! I've summoned 12 of them, and one is shiny. Each of them enjoys rubs and food, so give them some every now and then. Good luck taking care of him!
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How To Write a Prince Pasta's Pasta

Disclaimer: This is just me writing down things I often find whenever I read stories written by Prince Pasta. Obviously it's not meant to be taken seriously.
==Instructions==
#Be someone named Prince Pasta
#Have a profile pic snapshotted from an iPhone or iPad of a blue macaroni and cheese
#Create a story with a title, sometimes simple, but can be rather unique.
#Add in settings like the year, the location, the time, and introduce the main characters in the beginning of the story
#Add in lots and LOTS of uneeded dialogue
#Add pointless detail and description of characters
#Actually put some time and effort into the story to make it "good and detailed"
#Add a picture that would've been engaging or spooky if it wasn't a snapshot from an iPad, but this is an exception for some stories.
#Make sure there are NO line breaks in your story. EVER.
#Make sure your story is one of the few pastas with little to no profanity at all.
#Make sure your stories are also repetitive as fuck
#Have the Prince Pasta's Pastas category on your story, nothing else
#Leave people puzzled over whether this was serious or not
==Conclusion==
Prince Pasta definitely knows how to confuse users into thinking if this is a troll or if it's trying to be good.
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How To Write a Proper PokePasta

Hello, if you're reading this, you're either curious as to what tips I'm going to provide, or you want to make your own scary story about a haunted Pokemon cartridge, or PokePasta. Whichever one, I hope this guide will help you properly create your very own story. Without further ado, let's get started.
Tip #1: DON'T WRITE A GODDAMN POKEPASTA! There are thousands of Pokemon related stories here on this site, as well as Deviantart, and I haven't found one, NOT FUCKING ONE, that's remotely scary. You basically need Jesus-in-his-prime tier writing to make it remotely presentable, and even then, some might turn away from it on principle. I don't care how much people call you a good writer. IT. WILL. NOT. BE. SCARY.
Tip #2: DON'T WRITE A GODDAMN POKEPASTA! Hell, the whole idea of making a Pokemon-related creepypasta is fucking stupid. The entire concept is that it's taking something family friendly, and chucking loads of gore and blood at it, and adding death in a normally deathless game to try to be scary. Making a Pokepasta is basically the equivalent of someone making a super edgy version of Spongebob where Squidward cuts himself and decides to brutally torture Spongebob and Patrick for annoying him.. Just throwing tons of blood and gore everywhere, because that's how movies do it, right? Fuck any tension or buildup, it's all about the jumpscares and entrails.
Tip #3: Please refrain from attempting to make a scary story based on the popular Pokemon series. Take a look at a single PokePasta on this site for a second. Read it through. I'd bet 100$ that your story followed a mostly identical plot. It was probably going to be named "Pokemon: [SOOPER SKARY ADJEKTIVE] (Insert version name here)" And be about something in the game murdering everyone, the game saying "_ DIED" and you go "BUH POKEYMANS NEVER SAYS DIE BEFORE" and something something Lavender Town, and then you finally turn the game off, and your character probably kills themselves because shocking ending. Every single one of these shits is so fucking predictable, any small fragment of tension that the reader might have retained from reading the title just goes right out the window. Your PokePasta isn't going to be original, and you're wasting your time.
And that about does it, I hope you've learned some neat tips on how to create your own Haunted Pokemon Game story, and can put them to good use. Goodbye, and Good Luck!
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How To know if your cat is Plotting to kill you

I'm sure everyone knows me of The biggest fail of a troll, Roblox or "Roblex"
Now I will Tell you how to know if your cat is killing you or still plotting it.
Is she/he stepping on your body, Mostly at the chest? 
If so your cat is trying to look at your weak parts and your vital parts
Is she/he always hiding at a dark corner?
If so your cat has joined the Dark Side and is Spying on you, you should not show you are weak
Does she/he always have a staring contest with you? 
Dont blink. If you blink it is a sign that you show you are weak, If you are indeed weak and scared then blink you shall 
Bringing you a gift, Ex: dead rats, bugs, etc. 
It isn't a gift, It's a warning that she/he will kill you today/tomorrow
Does she/he throw up glass? 
Throught this painful process, cats prepare their mind and bodies for Combat
Does she/he sleep on your electronics? 
He/she is not sleeping, they are simply disrupting your connection to the outside world 
Does she Paw your face when you sleep? 
Cats arent good at smothering people. But that won't stop them 
Do they run at the speed of light when you go in a room they are in?
It means It is a failed ambush
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How ben REALLY died

The following is a recorded cleverbot conversation:
me: How did ben die?
CB: His liver was not making bile, so he couldnt processes his food. So he basically staved.
me: How did ben drown?
CB: His father did it.
So Ben REALLY died of starvation/his father drowning him.
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How did Medic lose his Medical License?

It is a normal day at Garry's Mod Hospital. But not that normal, because the Medic kept watching MLP at his computer than helpings his patients. He was like "LOLOLOL VAT?! ZAT IS VERY FUNNY". One day, a patient went to the Hospital because he had a heart attack (WOOHOO TEH GUY IS STOOPID, nah I'm kidding) and he is losing his patience at the waiting room. "WHERE ARE YOU?! IM HAVING A VERY BAD TIME OVER HERE!". The Medic answered "VAT?! Very vell! Prepare for your examination! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA". He bring the patient to the Operating Room and chained him. "DOC?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!", the patient ask. The Medic said, "HAHA I HAVE NO IDEA!!11". Then, he use his bone saw and cutter his flesh out.
The Aftermath...
"Vhen the patient voke up, his skeleton is missing, and ze doctor vas never heard from again!!"
The End.
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How do I get my crush to like me?

How do I get my crush to like me? Last time I tried to hold her hand (surprise hand holding!) when she wasn't looking and she screamed and ran away. I tried to run after her but she kept calling me a "creep" and a "weirdo". When I heard that I instantly snapped and I got on all fours and starting howling and growling at her. The urge overcame me, and I shit all over the floor and I began sprinting on all fours and the shit spread everywhere and I couldn't stop it I tried to hold back but I couldn't stop. The teachers tried to stop me but the shit on the floor made it impossible to reach me in time. The next day she dropped her pen (we sit next to each other in math!) I then proceeded to eat the pen. How do I get her to like me?
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How much I don't care (Copypasta)

The Amazon River runs for thousands of miles. At some pints it runs through areas of the rainforest that are almost untouched and have barely been explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surface and have never been seen by humans. These fish care more about this than I do.
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