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Seven Deadly Sins

The Seven Deadly Sins are both seven and deadly. Whoever has the highest five-sin combination is immediately struck down.
==...AND THE DEADLY SINS OF SEVEN BE:==
#Nose-picking. This is considered the evilest of all sins. Nose-picking is a surgery method employed by Jerry Q. Donaldson, who is actually Satan (don't tell anybody). The punishment for this in hell is bathing with your grandfather.
#Kitten huffing. Pretty self-explanatory. The punishment for this in hell is being forced to listen to Boy Bands sing the oldies.
#Inventing the cotton gin. Well, Eli Whitney is screwed on this one. The punishment for this in hell is being forced to eat your face. You can ask Eli how he does it when you get there.
#Winking at a baby. This one is puzzling. Winking has become in today's culture a positive thing, but back in the days of Ookalumba and Winston Churchill it was thought that winking meant that you were a minion of Biff OR that you were imposing a curse on the winkee's soul. The punishment for this in hell is eternal teabagging from a bull.
#Milking a goat on Wednesday. Never, never, NEVER milk a goat on Wednesday, or else your soul will be devoured and your mind will be forever tortured in the depths of hell. Also, when in hell your punishment will include having to go through sex-ed in High School all over again.
#Hocking a loogie. Loogies are Satan-food. Especially when made in public. The punishment for this in hell is forever making windchimes from your own genitals.
#Internet downloading.In 1996, Internet downloading officially replaced murder as the seventh deadly sin. Despite RIAA's wishes, you should not download music off the Internet. Unless you enjoy slaving away for eternity. Your hell punishment will involve you being forced to continuously belly flop into a pool of lava.
#Counting The Number Of Deadly Sins. God does not appreciate people who are over corrective and arrogant when it comes to being correct. Believers are wise not to criticize divine numeration policy.
==See also==
* The Ten Commandments
* The 13 painful but rarely fatal sins
* Mortal sin
* Quotes from God
* The Seven Not-So-Deadly Sins
Category:Christianity
Category:Sin
Category:Religious law
Category:Dead
Category:Things That Will Kill You
Category:Stuff that God hates
Category:FA Christianity‏
es:Siete Pecados Capitales
Seven Dirty Words

The Seven Deadly Dirty Words are 7 words that were said by George Carlin to never to be spoken about on TV. But what do these words mean? Here's what you need to know about so you don't mess up on TV.
==Word #1: Shoot==
Shit(e), the vulgar term for human fecal matter means:
*Poop
*To poop
*To be worthless
*Stuff
*Best (when referring to THE shit)
*Nonsense
*Replacement for anything
*A problem
*Rebuke
*Drugs, mostly weed
*Nasty
*Poop-color
*To fool
*Expression of shock
*To show (dis)pleasure
==Word #2: Pee==
Piss, the mildly-vulgar term for human urination means:
*Pee
*To pee
*Alcoholic Beverage
==Word #3: Frick==
Fuck means:
*Sex
*Difficult situation
*Fraud
*Displeasure
*To destroy
*To play with
*To joke
*Contemptible person
*Not to care
*Discontent
*Intensifier for Yes/No
*Shortening for interrogative phrases
==Word #4: Berk==
Cunt means:
*The Vulva
*Unpleasant person
*Woman (as in for sex)
*Funny person
==Word #5 Inhaler of the Richard==
Cocksucker means:
*Annoying person
*One that does fellatio
==Word #6 Motherfricker==
Motherfucker means:
*Mean person
*Person who seems threatening/disliked
*Intense experience
*Incest to mother
*To have sex with mother
==Word #7 Breast==
*Teat
*Breast
*Idiot
*Police officer
*Hit
*Taunt
*Strike
*A bird
*A horse
*Young girl
*Morsel
*Annoyance
*Excitement
So know what you're saying!
With all this in mind, here is a sentence with this in use.
Category:Censorship
Category:Communications in the United States
Seven Samurai

The Seven Samurai were seven four foot high men with long white beards, big red pointy hats (don't confuse with Noddy and/or Gandalf). They lived together in a house in the forest where they spent their time huffing kittens, making mushroom stew and mining for rare stones, which they'd sell on eBay. The were well known for their distinctive song, which consisted of the repetition of the line "Heigh-ho" and could be easily mimicked by anyone.
The Seven Samurai all had special characteristics, defined by their names.
thumb|Dopri-san adopts the classic 'Pouncing Oyster' stance. 
 	Special Weapon 	Special Power
Doctoru-san 	scalpel and clamps 	Healer
Soneeziru-san	pepper shaker 	Temporary Blindness
Dopri-san 	plastic lightsabre 	Goofy face
Bashfuru-san 	potato masher 	Invisibility
Sureapri-san 	throwing alarm clocks	Power Naps
Appi-san 	whoopee cushion 	Happy Face of Mirth
Gurumpi-san 	MP5A4 sub machine-gun	M34 white Phosphorus Grenade
The Seven Samurai all shared the affections of Snow White.
The Enid Blyton books "The Famous Five" were inspired by the Seven Samurai.
==In The Movies==
Fritz Lang filmed the first Seven Samurai movie (1896) in the German Expressionism style. It was a critic's delight but failed miserably at the box office. The story line was drastically changed, plus it was filmed as a silent movie. Only the character Dopri-san was portrayed properly.
Hello Kitty remade The Seven Samurai (1954), starring John Wayne and Ronald Reagan, by adding a Japanese flavour, mixing well and serving with those annoying little bamboo chopsticks.
Yul Brynner decided to take The Seven Samurai back to it's cowboy roots and remade it as The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1960). The shot of the seven gun-fighters striding toward the camera is one of the most often-copied shots in cinematic history, appearing in such diverse films as The Right Stuff, Monsters, Inc., Saving Private Ryan, Buckaroo Banzai and the opening sequence of the animated Justice League.
== Don't Try This At Home ==
Don't make the mistake I made, people. When you go to war, it's helpful to have a country of some sort on your side.
My strategy (after watching Seven Samurai) was to hang out at Lil' Chef for a month, buying cups of coffee and recruiting able-bodied warriors who walked in.
After a whole friggin' month, my entire damn army was limited to three ninja school girls, a demon ronin, a spider-shaped battlezord, and a ghost pirate. And the ninja and the pirate were fighting for pretty much the whole campaign! Even after I broke up their stupid little arguments, the ghost pirate was rarely in any shape to haunt anything. I would have been better off not signing her on at all.
Let me tell you, this "army" of mine was barely enough to conquer the local Wal-Mart, let alone set myself up as shogun of the entire tri-county area, as was my original plan. And then Wal-Mart offered them a higher salary, and I had no army at all. What was I thinking! I can't match Wal-Mart's low, low prices nor their infinite capacity for evil!
Category:Japanese films
Category:Film characters
category:Uncyclopoly
ja:七人の侍
Sewerside bomber

Sewerside bombers a of neo-retro terrorists who destroy sanitary infrastructure with explosives. They are recognized by their crimes and by leaving detailed sewerside 'notes'. The group are not thought to have any links to the infamous Sewerside Strangler.
== Manifesto ==
Sewerside bombers believe that the world would be better place if every river in the world flowed like the Ganges. "Affluence by Effluence" is their motto.
== Profile ==
Generally from poor farming backgrounds, there a several fundamental personality traits common amongst Sewerside bombers. 
They are: gay
*Anally retentive
*Poor personal hygiene
*Retentive Anally
*Constipated
*Advocates of the Toilet roll diet.
As Shakespeare wrote in 1933,
:By the sewer she lived,
:by the sewer she died...
:they said it was murder,
:but it was sewer-cide.
== History ==
Ancient Times
Records show that sewerside bombers have been around since ancient times. Unfortunately these records are very difficult to play on modern equipment, so accurate details on the bombers are left to the reader's imagination. What is theorized, however, is that the aquaduct system may have been a regular target for Bombers during the height of the Roman empire, as much of Rome is now in ruins. 
Post War
Since the annexing of Palestine and due to the envy of Israel's sanitary system, sewerside bombings have risen in popularity, especially amongst groups young women. Some of these groups have attained international notoriety. 
See:
*Sewerside Girls 
*The Virgin Sewersides.
Recent
Sewerside bombings since the turn of the millennium have become more common in Western countries and are now seen as a worldwide threat. Sewage treatment centres like the Pentagon are now on sewerside watch. 
The most famous example of sewerside bombings in recent memory was when a group of men hijacked a airliner and tried to attack New York's sewerage system. The exercise was bungled when the World Trade Center towers were hit instead. It should be remarked regardless, that the WTC did have many toilets installed throughout the complex.
== Famous Sewerside Bombers ==
*Thomas Crapper
*Shane Magowan
*Donald Rumsfeld
== Not To Be Confused With ==
*Toilet Humour
*Sewerside Blonde
*Suicide Bomber
category:terrorism
Sex change

Sex Change is attainable after having sex with vending machines. It is still practiced today, although the numbers are decreasing due to new desexed automatic sucking slots. These were designed intentionally for the purpose of stopping malicious vending machine acts that have become a rising problem in the United States today. 
Although it is impossible to receive sex change in the United States today, other countries such as Japan and Germany still have sex changeable machines.
==What machines to collect Sex Change from==
 __________
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 | coke }
 |__________|
Another great machine to collect a sex change from is below:
 __________________
 | | _______ |
 | | |condoms| | ______ Screw here
 | | ------- | /
 | | |/
 | | ||_/_________ Sex Change collected here
 | | /
 | | ______ /|
 | | |______| |
 |_ ___|____________|
==Dangerous machines==
Although most machines are perfectly safe to receive some change from, there are also dangerous ones to watch out for.
Here is the most dangerous machine in the world to receive sex change:
 _________________________________________ 
 | _________________ |
 | | DANCE DANCE | |
 | | REVOLUTION | |
 | |_____EXTREME______| |
 | |
 | |
 | _______________________ |
 | | | | |
 | | < \//\ > | < \//\ > | |
 | | | | |
 | | < > | < > | |
 | | /\ | /\ | |
 | | \/ | \/ | |
 | | > | > | |
 | | /\ | /\ | |
 | |__<________|__<________| |
 | |
 | |
 | | _____No screwing here!
 |_________________________________________| /
 | | _________/
 | ___ | ___ / | __Screw carefully in these slots!
 | {___} | {___} | /
 | / | | /
 | / | || ||__________/
 | No screwing | __ __ |
 | | |__|__|___________
 | | | \
 |____________________|____________________| \___Change collected here
==Sex Change tips==
In order to receive optimum sex change results, it is recommended that you do the following:
#Spank the machine
#Grope the machine
#Be rough with the machine
#Talk dirty to the machine
#Passionately lick the machine
#Rub the machine's HDMI port
#Get inside the machine
Category:Sex
Category:Money
Category:Transgender
Category:Puns
es:Cambio de sexo
pt:Mudança de Sexo
Sex drive

(Not to be confused with sex appeal, which is a direct result of sex drive)
A sex drive is one of a human's basic drives, often having the greatest storage capacity and often completely full of high-resolution video. It is usually hard, rather than floppy. Under normal circumstances, it boots whenever its user is turned on.
== Sex Drive in America ==
The sex drive is a modern invention along with air, in the sense it doesn't exist in at least 99.99% of the population. Just prior to a sex drive, a suitably inebriated human male will call startlingly sober human females in a seemingly random haphazard fashion, proposing that they engage in pleasurable relations for the rapidly approaching morning. At first, this proposition has only the faintest hint of positive response. Eventually, the male will get to the bottom of his list, and call an old standby (aka a booty call), a woman who will always accept an invitation for naked cuddle-bunnies. Americans are known to be orgy driven as opposed to other sex drive moderate nations.
When acceptance is agreed upon, the male will hop into his vehicle post-haste, caring not for time of day (3am) or quality of proposition (quite low). The resulting travel--the sex drive--is of course purely imaginary in nature. As 4am approaches, the human male requires immediate nourishment, and will seek out Carne Asada Burritos for consumption. By this time, he realizes that his booty call will have found a suitable replacement for services, and that a trip to Las Vegas is required. Travel fare to Las Vegas is legendary for being inexpensive, and so the human male will depart immediately.
== History of the Sex Drive ==
The sex drive did not exist prior to 1969, with the advent of cheap whiskey, LSD and Marvel Comics. Prior to that, Americans passed out at 3am, like any respectable population should. With the introduction of hallucinogenic stimulants into mainstream culture via tainted water supplies, however, there came about the illusion of the sex drive. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld (the Vietnam Era Rumsfeld, not modern Rumsfeld) called it "A commonality among all the men of our great nation, man." Some have remarked that the Sex Drive is a deeper quality of human life, and not a figment of our rapidly failing imagination. Do not be fooled by hippies talking about instinctive needs or wacko professors talking about evolutionary unifying human desires of reproduction. Babies are produced by storks wearing green hats, nothing more, nothing less.
The Flying Sex Drive is now being developed in Basildon, by a team of highly intelligent and extremely horny chimpanzee-gorilla half-breeds.
== See also ==
*Floppy drive
*Genevieve Gorder 
*Hard disk drive
*Libido
Category:TransportationCategory:Sexuality
Sexonomics

Sexonomics is the study of how people exchange fluids, or more specifically, pleasure. Pre-requisites are Health and Biology. It involves complex equations to describe its functions, or as we like to call "sexonomical intercourse".
==What is Sexonomics?==
===The Sex Contstant===
The Sex Constant (or ς) can be roughly defined by this equation.
\sum_{x=1}^\infty \pi = 	\left( \frac{3x + \sqrt[3]{\heartsuit + passion} - dissatisfaction}{5m \pm \pi r^2 \left( penis \ length - impotence \right ) } \right )
===The Sexonomical Price Fluctuations===
Luckily, Sexonomy is the only market completely independent from the Oil industries. (Except for some small fetishes)
The prices, oddly enough, do not fluctuate by demand. (What can I say? Sex is sex.) However, healthy competition among dealers of Sex has driven the price down from $10.00 in 1990 to just $1.00 today in 2010.
The biggest drop in the Sexconomy was in the 1950's when sex STOPPED.There was no sex (paid or unpaid) in those ten years. Prostitutes were now becoming desperate and homeless (ok just homeless). Luckily the miracle of Pot was discovered. Pot made the Sexconomy Boom. The 60's was a great time of free love and the hookers went back to being just everyday citizens that would blow you for the right price.
==The Pervasiveness of Sex in the Global Sexonomy==
;Capitalism:believes in free sex.
;Communism:believes in sharing sex.
;Fascism:is government-regulated sex
;Mercantilism:tries to keep sex in the country
;Socialism:believes in government sponsored sex for the poor
;Orgasmism:is sex anywhere, anytime, and anyplace on demand.
;PeTA:believes in having sex with animals.
==How YOU can contribute to the Sexonomy==
Simple! The easiest way to support the Sexonomy is to buy sex, that's right just buy some pussy down a dodgey alley or in a park at night! This will add money to the economy and boost stamina, endurance, and peak. Also, the sexonomy can always use a fresh labor source of pink-collar workers.
==See Also==
*Sex
Category:Science
Category:Sex
Sexual Harrassment Panda Bear

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thumb|400px|Meet Paul, the friendly sexual harassment panda bear.
The Sexual Harassment Panda Bear is China's mascot in the world peace campaign. Set alongside America's Burger King and North Korea's Apple of Great Peace, Paul the Sexual Harassment Panda Bear was a victim of child abuse (Or lack there-of) and as such spent 6 centuries in rehabilitation "Hybernating" before he changed his mindset for the better. Now he is finally out of that junkyard (Pictured) He has placed into cast some strict laws which China obeys to the letter (or character)
Still, it beats the Roman rehabilitation center. And the American...
== Laws of the Panda Bear ==
thumb|left|The Chinese rehabilitation center may look bland, but it's a lot better than other rival solutions.
The Sexual Harassment Panda Bear's opinions are laws which all of China abides to. Panda Bear dislikes google because of the amount they abuse and humiliate pandas with their lame jokes and punch-lines as well as some very unhelpful and untrue stereotypes, and as a result google is banned completely in China. 
== Chinese Panda Bear Ritual ==
Every household must have a panda bear statue for them to praise and leave bamboo at their feet once a century. After this is done, the panda can be thrown out for another hundred years, and they can wait until the next century before investing in another one. Take note that the pandas are not given bamboo in their mouths, as they tend to smoke when spoon-fed.
== Anthems of the Panda Bear ==
=== The Panda Rites ===
Sung to "the chicken dance"
So whatever you may do, make sure that you aren't tempted to, put bamboo under a panda's chin, chin chin chin chin.
'cause whatever you may do, he'll be watchin' after you, 'cause he doesn't like bamboo, under his chin.
So now I suggest to you, run away to timbucktoo, because the panda will be watch-in' chin chin chin.
He's the panda - it's the law, and his rules they form the core, of the republic of the panda's, chin chin chin chin.
(Chorus)
Oh how he lives, and dwells here in China!
Oh how he lures, and loves this home.
Oh how he knows, just what China should be,
And China should be, just as he knows.
Oh how he lives, and dwells here in China!
Oh how he lures, and loves this home.
Oh how he knows, just what China should be,
And China could be, as green as the grass it grows!
==Slogans==
-"Please keep your elbows and knees away from any hazardous objects at all times."
-"Do not use postage pick-up lines (Such as "May I handle your parcel) to women working in post offices, particularly if they are really undercover policemen who just happened to shave that morning"
-"Compliment a girl just like you would compliment a Christmas tree. If they're real, tell them they look fake. If they're fake, tell them they look real."
-"A no means no. If you disagree with this then how would you feel in the same situation, but it were you holding back a panda!"
Category:Bears
Category:China
Category:Pandas
Category:Sexual harassment
Category:South Park
Sexual frustration

Sexual frustration is a disease commonly found in men. If you are worried that a man you know may suffer from this sometimes terminal disease, then before consulting your local GP, check that he has at least two of the following symptoms:
* He has regular trips to the supermarket, to buy toiletries
* He often sits at his computer watching educational videos
* You have caught him browsing the website for Fleshlights
== Dangerous Side-Effects ==
Often, when viewing a member of the public, a man with this disease can lose his dignity by resorting to getting his dong out, and dribbling on her bra. Also, taking one off the hand in public is very common for the unfortunate sufferers. As sexual frustration is a disease, it can quite easily be spread. The usual methods of contracting this disease are coughing, sneezing, close physical contact, breathing, raping, and sometimes even just a long stare. Because of this you must employ constant vigilance, and always carry a condom/tissue/biography of Jesus on your person.
== Are you a sufferer? ==
Well, if you think you are, then you shouldn't be reading this article! Go and get some help. See the diagram on the right for ideas as to exactly how you should go about doing this.
=== Books to Read ===
*Hot Japanese Girls
*Older Women
*Who did kill God?
=== Movies to see ===
*The Rapid and The Ragey; Uncle Vin gives you a few tips on how to get the ladies.
*2 Girls 1 Calculus Equation; Who said maths won't help you get laid!?
Category:Diseasescategory:Things that make you itch
Sexy Bitch

Sexy Bitch can refer to a couple of things:
*A sexually attractive female dogSee for instance this picture
*A type of young woman mentioned in the single "Sexy Bitch"Known in some lame countries as "Sexy Chick" by David Guetta featuring Akon, noted for being a diva, being nothing like a girl you've ever seen and being hard to describe without being disrespectful
People that are often referred to as sexy bitches:
*Elisha Cuthbert
*Megan FoxThough she is actually a vixen
Additional sexy bitches:
*Kim (sexy barista)
*Amanda Steele, Action Cop
===Footnotes===
===See also===
*Dangerous Girl
*Bipolar Girl