Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix SECRET LEVEL

I arrived at the hospital at 6:43 PM. My body was about as twisted as a pretzel and about as fragile as California Sushi when you try to use the chopsticks as a fork. I had gotten myself into this predicament because of a silly game called Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix. I will forever hate pads with arrows. And cursed Mario games. But mostly pads with arrows. But to fully understand the hell I'm going through, we'll need to start at the beginning.
I had just finished beating Sonic and the Secret rings by 100%-ing the game and clapping Erazor Djinn's ass. So I of course decided to play a different game. I went through a lot: Mario Strikers Charged, Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games 2006, and then I saw it, the PERFECT game to play: Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix. A highly energetic dancing game where Mario dances in really cool places, like UNDA DA SEE and A 1V1 AGAINST WALUIGI (wow). I HAD to play it. So I whipped out my dance pad, popped the game in, and started playing.
The game was very easy at first. I selected level one, and was met with Mario in a grassy area similar to that first NSMBW stage. Mario started dancing, and an upbeat Super Mario Bros remix played. I had to time my steps on the dance mat so that I would get a good score and beat the level. The arrows came down from the top, much like FNF. Without many problems, I completed the level. So you might be asking: "So... how and when did you have a goshdamn seizure as big as Venus and end up in the hospital?" WELL HOLD UP CHUCKLENUTS BECAUSE I'M GETTING TO THAT.
Level two was about the same. I easily completed it and was met with my first 1v1 with Waluigi. The little purple lanky bastard had stolen all the music orbs or whatever and Mario would have to beat Waluigi to get them back. I was ready for this dance off. I always had been. So I clicked start and... my game crashed. I have no idea why nor how, but I did know that I had to get back to the fight. So I loaded back up the game and went to the Waluigi 1v1 level and started it. The game was a bit laggy then before, but nonetheless I played on. This time, the level was hard, but I still managed to beat it on one attempt. But then... disaster stuck.
Waluigi started glitching the hell out. He wiggled on the floor like crazy, and Mario started to scream. But then... Waluigi wiggled so much he POPPED OUT OF MY SCREEN! He wiggled into my cat, pushing him into the dark realm. I screamed "JEREMY NOOOOOO!", but then Waluigi stopped. He stood up, and walked back into the screen, almost like nothing happened. I was confused, but then I noticed, in the place of my now nonexistent cat, was a thumbdrive. I was so curious of this thumbdrive that I had no choice but to plug it into my Wii. But when I did, I could go past level four, the level I had just unlocked. When I did go past, I was met with a secret level: SEIZURE SHIMMY! I yelled so loud that it broke the sound barrier, but I hesitantly clicked play on the secret level.
Suddenly, my body fell on the ground. I started spazzing around like crazy just like those GMOD ragdolls do. I started flying up into the air and then came crashing down. Then I just... had a seizure. A big one. I screamed even louder then before, and thank god I did, because my neighbors with Airpods in SOMEHOW heard me and called the hospital telling them that I had screamed in pain SUPER loud. Then they came, and here I am now, in the hospital.
I think I'll be fine, but I'm NEVER playing Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix again and hope you never play it too. And that ends my saddening, horrific, brainwashing story. Goodbye.
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