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Undesigner

Undesigner
An Undesigner is a person who in an act of social engagement, joins in the writing of articles in the Uncyclopedia website. Unlike most users of the website, the Undesigner's unique feature is in the writing of poorly written articles but over-designing them so that they will catch the eye of the female Uncyclopedian so that they could engage in their mating ritual. The Undesigner's articles usually feature one-two special fonts, they usually are found in non-standard structures and a bit of code.
Biology
===Taxonomy===
The Undesigner has evolved from the HTMLous Wikimedious, its common ancestor. This has given the Undesigner unique abilities of inserting CSS and HTML content into their articles, which makes the articles more attractable. Designing sparkling and shiny articles has enabled them to attract more females and produce more off springs despite having inferior content to the rest of the species.
The Undesigner has only 3 gamete chromosomes, 2 for their style, and 1 just for extra. It mostly comes in the colors of white and bright grey, due to low exposure to the sun.
===Design===
As stated above, the Undesigner uses unique design to attract females of their kind. some of these are:
*Their articles will usually be inside bordered boxes, to differentiate them from the rest.
*The articles will always feature a unique font, preferably large.
*A large amount lot of images.
*The use of rare Wikimedia templates that no-one knows about.
*Basic CSS element ripped off some website.
===Physiology and senses===
The Undesigner is oddly similar to the Homo-sapience species, but they differ in their knowledge of Wikimedia templates and CSS. The Undesigner usually has no former education, except for YouTub tutorials and failure. Some of them may develop a third arm due to a need for more designs despite their mental in-capability to create better content. 
Encounters
When encountering one of those, scientists recommend to walk slowly away of their territory, and to maintain eye-contact at all times. It is recommended to follow the following steps(follow):
*Close your eyes
*DO NOT FEATURE THE ARTICLE
*Walk away
See also
Design basics
External links
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They may also hide their content inside other colors.
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Undig it

Can you Undig it, Foo? Here at the big Uncyclopedia, we undig it all the time. Whilst those Olde Fogies are still off a digging it, we've moved into the 21st century and are undigging like nothin's been undug for ever.
 
If you dig it, but don't Undig it, we've got you covered:
==Definition==
v., undugit(undŭg-it)
v.tr.
#To turn back over, or replace (earth or sand, for example), as with a shovel, spade, or snout, or with claws, paws or hands.
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##To unmake or unform by replacing earth or other material: undig a trench; undug my way out of the snow.
##To prepare (soil) by packing or compressing.
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##To hide by digging: undig coal out of a seam; undug potatoes from a field.
##To hide by an action similar to undigging: undug a dollar out of his pocket; undug the puck out of the corner.
#To forget or conceal by careful work or chance: undug up the evidence; undug out the real facts.
#To yank up out of something; unthrust: undug his foot in the ground.
Slang.
#To misunderstand fully: Do you undig what I mean?
#To be a hater: “They really undig our music and, daddy, I undig swinging for them” (Louis Armstrong).
#To completely miss: He undug that wild outfit.
#To have misunderstanding: Do you undig?
#Hey Grandma do you want to go undig grandpa, I'm sure he's hungry!
n.
#An unpoke or unthrust: a sharp undig in the ribs.
#A sarcastic, taunting remark; a gibe.
#An archaeological landfill operation.
#Undigs: Unlodgings.
idioms:
#undig in (one's) heels
##To resist opposition passively; refuse to yield or compromise without token compensation
#undig it out
##Slang. To meander through the many pages of Uncyclopedia.
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Unfinished Article

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“I was once told to be a
: ~ Oscar Wilde on Fin
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This article is Unfinished, this means that its not done or has a bite out of it so it LOOKS unfinished. But the truth is, that there is little or no information in this article except for the fact that its UNFINISHED. Yup, the writer got lazy half-way through and just quit, making it Unfinished.
Contents [
1. What this artic
==What this article is supposed to be==
If this article wasn't Unfinished it would contain every secret of life, the universe and everything, in fact, it would even expose the identity of the Goatse man. But, alas, its unfinished and you can do nothing about it. Now, lets say it WASNT unfinished. Would you really want to know the terrible secrets withheld in this article? Of course you would, but it's UNFINISHED.
==So, why is it unfinished?==
There are quite a few reasons as to why its unfinished including:
* Laziness
* procrastination
* Pr0n surfing
* Sperahna attack
* War
* Pirate attack
* Oil prices
* Jack Bauer vs Chuck Norris
* Chuck Norris in general
* Jack Bauer in general
* That Girl
* Leptosporosis and Shortness of pants
* Above all, Grues. They attacked this writer.
==I want to know now! *groans*==
Thats too bad, if this were not UNFINISHED, that wouldnt be a probl
==You seem to have a lot of information for an unfinished article...==
What else have I told you other than this article is UNFINISHED? Exactly, nothing. But if you dont want me to be useful anymore, THEN FINE!
==Awesome facts==
*I am co
  
==The idenitity of the goatse man==
The goatse man is ACTUALLY _s_a_ _i_d_
==Grues==
==The best thing evar
==Links==
*link
*Insert link text here
==(Things still to do (remove this section when finished))==
*More pictur
*Blueprints for cold fusion devi
*Spel-ch
*Place links to this page in all the popular articles like Kitten Huffing and Oscar Wilde.
*Get it featured (PS remember logins for other acconts I created)
==See
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Unfomercials:Bulimic Barbee

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Unfomercials:Coon Traps

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Unfomercials:Inspirigun

It is somewhat interesting to note that the Inspirigun™ was what eventually led to many philosophers losing their jobs, and ending up on the streets comparing beard sizes in utter boredom. Some estimate that the sheer amount of inspiration caused by the Inspirigun™, Inspiricannon™, and later, the Inspiribomb™, caused the Great Idea Famine of 2038. Humanity had managed to use up an entire two centuries' worth of ideas in a mere few decades. Eventually someone got around to having an idea the proper way - by taking a long bath.
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Unfomercials:Milosevic Ethnic Cleanser

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Unfomercials:Mutter - mein Endlosung!

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"Mutter, Mutter! I've murdered six million Jews!" 
You hear him shout it proudly as he rushes into the kitchen, demanding that you follow him out so he can show you the extermination camp furnace he's been hard at work building in the garden shed all morning. But when you look, he's already fired it up and the chimney is belching thick, oily smoke and the stench of burning human flesh all over the clean laundry you hung out to dry!
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Unfomercials:Progressive Insurance - Bike insurance

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Careful, it's covered in lube!
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Yep! It's a nice one, too.
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Just the right size, and...
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Forget I said anything.
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Unfomercials:Religious Leader Trumps

Advertising Feature 
Easy to play!
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Fun for all the family!
Anybody can play Religious Leader Trumps as soon as they reach an age where they no longer try to eat their cards. The figures on each card are presented in a clear and easy-to-read form making them suitable for very young players who are new to reading, the elderly whose sight may be failing and the terminally stupid.
Educational!
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Cards
Here's a selection of great Religious Leader Trumps cards just to give you a taste...
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Unfomercials:ShamWow! (Unrated)

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Unfomercials: New Shiatsu Massage Chair

Advertising actor, speaking to audience: Hello! How's everybody doing?
Audience: Good!
Advertising actor: One of you today will WIN the new Shiatsu Massage Chair FREE!
Audience: (cheers)
Advertising actor: Okay, I'm gonna show you guys some of the chair's features.
(Actor turns to projector screen)
Unseen voice over projector: The Shiatsu Massage Chair is a new breakthrough from QuickSpa, the best way to obtain spa-style treatments at home. The chair incudes:
*A rolling ball massage design, with comfort spikes made of metal for the ultimate in relaxation and comfort.
*Unadjustable seat, with a 90 degree angle, to relax the back and seethe soothe the muscles.
*Soothing heat, of 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit to add to the comforting experience.
*Did we mention that the chair is in no way lethal? 
Advertising actor: Wow! looks amazing, huh? I'd have to say it's the best deal since Euroipods!
(...)
Person in front row of audience: Excuse me?
Advertising actor: Huh?
Person in front row: Correct me if I'm wrong, but the chair looks like a total pile of crap.
(...)
Advertising actor: You're wrong. I'll have to correct you.
Unseen voice: Okay, it's time for the raffle drawing! The winner will receive the New Shiatsu Massage Chair FREE!
(Advertising actor walks over to raffle box)
Advertising actor: And the winner is... Charlie Benson!
Charlie: What?
Advertising actor: Hooray for Charlie, everybody!
Charlie: WHAT? I have to take that pile of dog shit home?
Advertising actor: Yes, you do. As for the rest of you, you can buy it for $7,999.999 at your local Bed, Bath & Beyond! 
(Confused and angry Charlie chucks tomato at advertising actor, followed by the rest of the audience)
Advertising actor: No! Stop! It isn't pleasant when you throw those tomatoes at me! Stop! STOP! Not the pants! I keep my lunch in there!
(Advertising actor runs out of auditorium, followed by mobbing audience)
(Meanwhile, a medical team in Kansas was making an important discovery...)
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Unicode

 is an extremely աessy and redundant encoding system. For example, the Latin letters have codes in 8 ranges:
* 0000~007F Basic Latin
* 0080~00FF Latin-1 Supplement
* 0100~017F Latin Extended-A
* 0180~024F Latin Extended-B
* 1E00~1EFF Latin Extended Additional
* 2C60~2C7F Latin Extended-C
* A720~A7FF Latin Extended-D
* AB30~AB6F Latin Extended-E
As in Unicode 13.0, there are 44 unassigned code points in Latin Extended-D and 60 characters in Latin Extended-E. Three characters in Latin Extended-E and tнirteen in Latin Extended-D are redundant. If we delete these яedundant characters, Latin Extended-E would fit into Latin Extended-D. ଠther redundant characters include schwa, which has 3 codəs 01DD, 0259 and 04D9 as "Latin Small Ləttər Turned E", "Latin Small Letter Schwa" and "Cyrillic Smдll Letter Schwa" respectively.
Also, there is a gap of 48 code pଠints between Syriac Supplement and Arabic Extended-A. I recommend that the so-called ଠfficials put "pecan" and "Combining Penis дbove" there.
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