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Fitna

Fitna is a video that loves Islam. It preaches messages of tolerance and peace towards religions. Made by Dutch parliamentarian Geert Wilders, the film explores Qur'anic motivation for peace, love, and all things great and good in life.
==Origin==
Fitna is derived from the Chinese words Fritz-Nabel, which is roughly translated as "Peace be upon you". Just like Islam merely wishes everybody to live in harmonious accord, so does Geert Wilders wish to convey to all non-Muslims about the greatness of Islam and the love and peace they should extend towards the benevolent members of this religion.
==Plot Summary==
The video begins with a plane crashing into a group of squatter huts. They then collapse and the many infidels are seen cheering. They hug the Muslims and turn to the camera and say, "Allah is wise indeed," and the Muslims stab them, thus showing their great love for infidels. "Peace between other religions and Islam," the closing quotes maintain. "Have a smile on your face when Jihad comes. Allah loves everyone equally." 
==Reception==
Muslims around the world have lauded the video for its originality and messages of tolerance. In an interview with Jetsetting Jihadis, a random Mohammedian expressed his utmost respect for Geert. "As a non-Muslim, Geert certainly knows what he is talking about," the Mohammedian claimed. "In fact when we begin the great crusade to bring peace to all the infidels in the world we will refrain from using gas on his grandmother in recognition of his contributions."
A random Iraqi had already predicted, correctly, that Geert would be a paragon of inter-faith unity before his strange and untimely new-found pasttime. "This man will accomplish great things for Allah," the Iraqi claimed. "Even though he has not been Jihaded by the believers, he makes us want to go and stick sharp things in him to show us the love of fellow Muslims."
==Controversies==
Fitna has been condemned in both the West and the Muslim world for incidences of shoddy editing and poor sound quality, which some believe to undermine the admirable message of love and understanding. Cartoonist Kurt Westergaard has also threatened legal action over the use of his cartoon, depicting the Prophet Mohammed with a bomb for a turban. According to Westergaard:
==Legacy==
A regional manager of a factory in Afghanistan has expressed interest in releasing merchandise related to the film. "We are even now creating orders for ten thousand teddy bears. They will be shipped to young children worldwide to promote the movie to them and teach them all about how they can achieve peace with infidels."
Category:Islam-related controversies 
Category:Dutch culture 
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Fito Páez

Fito Páez (born Rodolfo Valentino di Paese in 1963) is an Argentine philosopher and street preacher, creator of the Simplificationist School.
Baby Páez was found semi-drowned in a puddle of water in Rosario at the approximate age of 7 days, and adopted by a couple of beggars, who raised him in abject poverty and taught him how to earn his living. He encountered letters at the age of 17, and soon abandoned his blooming career as a male prostitute to pursue the philosophical path.
One day, he wandered away from the miserable hut where he'd lived all his life, and entered the good part of town. He saw a man driving a BMW, a woman with silicon boobs and a child eating McDonald's fries. Asking passers-by what those things were, he was faced with the painful facts of life that had been hidden from him: wealth, vanity and consumerism. Confused, he sat under a chinaberry tree, and after forty days of meditating there, he was enlightened.
Páez set up an apple box in a corner and started preaching: "Wealth is the cause of happiness. If you obtain wealth, you will obtain happiness." He did this for about three months, and then started writing a book. This work, which was published under the title How To Earn Money Using Simple Words, summarized his philosophy. With the profits obtained from the first edition, Páez moved to an enclosed community in Buenos Aires and had his adoptive parents shot.
Páez is currently married to his former private bartender, Cecilia Roth, and has seven children and seven dogs. He still preaches from an apple box, but only on request (for an appointment, call +54 11 800-FITO; have your credit card at hand).
==Quotes==
* "To give is to give."
* "Work hard? Come-on!"
* "A butterfly in Technicolor is the same as a butterfly in black and white, but it does look more cool."
* "Love is like the sun, only it doesn't help your tan."
* "I don't take amphetamines."
==Bibliography==
* How To Earn Money Using Simple Words (1982)
* Love DYI Manual (1984)
* I'm In It For The Buck (1989, co-authored with Víctor Sueiro)
* Myself And My Plasma TV (1992, re-edited 1993)
* Forty And Still Up (1993)
* Prince Of The Universe (2000)
* How To Get Your Savings to the Caymans (2001)
* Whose Are These Panties: The Book Of The Movie (2005)
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Five-word sentences

Five is a mathematical number.
It is between four six. Three plus two equals five.
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It's like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. But I am too stupid. I cannot provide any variety. So let me stop now. Or I'll try something else.
==Seven-word sentences can convey more information==
So let's stick to them. Oh no, five words again! I feel really, really sorry. But let's go on, anyway. Actually I love vacuous sentences. I shall show you one. "This tautological sentence is tautological." Lord Redund likes saying that. Oh, and so do I! It makes me sound funny. Uncyclopedia relies on being funny.
==Six-word sentences are too good==
So let's stick to them. Oh no, five words again! I feel really, really sorry. But let's go on, anyway. Actually I love vacuous sentences. I shall show you one. "This tautological sentence is tautological." Lord Redund likes saying that. Oh, and so do I! It makes me sound funny. Uncyclopedia relies on being funny.
==Eight then because they carry some more information==
So let's stick to them. Oh no, five words again! I feel really, really sorry. But let's go on, anyway. Actually I love vacuous sentences. I shall show you one. "This tautological sentence is tautological." Lord Redund likes saying that. Oh, and so do I! It makes me sound funny. Uncyclopedia relies on being funny.
==Pangrams contain at least five==
A pangram contains every letter. I mean every English letter. Obviously Я is not included. Because it's a Russian one. Or Яussian, if you like. Five-word pangrams are rare. An example is shown below.
Other pangrams contain more words. Quick Brown Fox has nine. So it is very inefficient.
==I wanna add more content==
Just to make this longer. Then let me do it. Content content content content content. Content content content content content. Content content content content content. Content content content content content. Content content content content content. Why isn't "content" like "penis"? "Penis penis penis" - grammatically correct. "Content content content content content"? No, that is not right. I need to stop now. Because my mother is approaching. She looks at grammar seriously.
==A message to the administrators==
Don't mark this as ICU. Why did I say that? Indeed, this article is lame. But ICU tags devastate coherence. Their sentences have more words. So they'd make this worse.
==You'd also want to read:==
*Before six but after four
*Each word has four letters
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*Eew Eew Eew Eew Eew
*American president of letter W
==I will die forever, okay?==
*dies* *dies* *dies* *dies* *dies*.
Flags of non-sovereign nations

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Flammable Monkeys

Flammable monkeys can be set on fire. That is what "flammable" means. It can be set on fire. Got it? Remember to take notes, class.
==Discovery of flammable monkeys==
They were discovered by ancient cave men. They found a monkey and put it on fire. They called it a "flammable monkey" to distinguish from other monkeys as they failed to set one alight. Recent research states that the other monkey were in water. What does that do to monkeys, kids?
"Drowns them!"
Well, if the water touches the monkey's head ... For a long time. There must be a lot of it really. Well, it would need to do more than just touch the monkey's head. It would need to cover it's way to breathe. What would I know, I'm only a monkey. No, what I meant is that water makes any monkey, even flammable and non-flammable monkeys, immune to fire for a little while.
==The sport of burning flammable monkeys==
In 1874, people would play a game where they had to track down and burn as many monkeys as possible. Although many set fire to themselves for some reason. Though they never lived to tell why. Some even set afire whole rainforests. Deforestation only accelerated during the year of 1874.
There was even a world cup held in September the 17th, but that lasted only five minutes, as the wooden watchtowers and all the audience on them all burned. To this day, its still a mystery how it happened, and nobody has come close to solving it. Even Albert Einstein spent 10 years trying to figure it out before he finally gave up and invented the atomic bomb.
==Non-flammable monkeys==
There are no non-flammable monkeys! All monkeys are flammable!
==Making a monkey burn==
Step 1: find a monkey. Done. This step is easier than it sounds. Just look in a mirror.
Spot how the monkey spontaneously catches fire? If it doesn't, the following affordable things will work to put it in flames as well:
*Matches
*Ovens
*Flamethrower
*Nuke (though maybe a bit much, the monkey can be considered to be on fire seconds before its destruction)
*Fire itself
*Matchbox Man
*Hot chicks
Category:SuicideCategory:MonkeysCategory:PeopleCategory:FireCategory:Death
Flan

In April (or That Rainy Month if you're a farmer or an Aztec) of 1753, the U.S. Government (which ironically didn't exist in 1753) passed a bill stating that all flan or flan like substances were officially banned, and that they were possessed by different assorted Demons and Demidemons. This was shocking, since flan was just starting to turn from a little known dessert, mostly reserved for the rich, famous, and the scavengers of the rich and famous people's trash, to a full scale trend, spreading all the way from Philadelphia to the slums of Bel-Air, in merely 2 days. 
==The Devilish Desert==
thumb|200px|Two flan conspiring to take over the world.
And so the question was posed, how can something so sweet and fashionable be so devilish? The answer to this was not given in words however, but by demonstration. The President addressed his citizens in front of the white house, and did the most powerful thing a president has ever done. He poked the flan. Rather than being pierced, the flan rejected the poke, shaking it off. The people that assembled at his demonstration were astonished. How had they lived their whole lives with something possessed with Demidemons?! After this, they threw all their flan into the streets to symbolize the removal of Satan's henchmen's henchmen from their lives. 
Anyone who has thrown food out before knows that it doesn't just sit there. The possessed chunks of flan knew that they had been rejected from the hearts of their family and friends, and so they pulled an Aquaman, and called upon their animal friends for assistance. Soon, thousands of cats, dogs, rodents, and a cow named Betsy, were feasting on the cornucopia of gelatinous goodness.
==The massacre begins==
thumb|left|This Is the note sent to the dirty Brits for aid. Currently its cryogenically preserved in the Smithsonian.
Soon, the animals went on mad, possesed rampages, destroying houses, card boxes, park benches, fast food restaurants (such as the Ye Olde Obeessie Burger), and eventually even turned on their comrade, Betsy. 
The current president acted at once, retreating to a bunker and cuddling with his stuffed bear "Shnoogums". The general, however, was not a pansy, and sent a note to Great Britain on the back of a nuclear missile that he had obtained from Alan Parsly when his time machine landed in the middle of Wall Street. The Brits read the note (ignoring the plumes of radiation and total devestation) and sent their entire fleet of rowboats and various life rafts to aid the poor "Yanks".
And so all was resolved, proving the old saying, "A little bit of Intelligence and a couple thousand cannons can solve anything!"
Category:Food
Category:Desserts
Flashlight Tag

Flashlight Tag is one of, if not the most popular sport in the world. Played by 38 people in 56 countries, it is regarded as a game that requires exceptional skill and physical endurance. Unfortunately, none of the 38 current competitiors have either, which often leaves boring goaless score-draws which have to be decided by a duel with pistols, where it is customary for the winner to eat the loser.
==History of Flashlight Tag==
Some say the Romans invented Flashlight Tag. Some say it was the Germans. Most people say it was a Martian invention, and they're all wrong. Flashlight Tag was actually invented by Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschpledensclittcrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledonglebursteinvonknackerthrasher. The game was made The Official Sport of Argentina in 1956, and since then 37 other countries have followed suit and joined the association. 
There is a World Cup twice annually, which was last won by Brazil in January of 2005, and was previously won in the infamous July tournament of the same year by the Nation of Joe under allegations of referee fixing (the referees testicles had been removed prior to the match, as opposed to the usual post-match castration).
==Rules==
The game consists of two teams of 14. Each team must comprise of one of each of the following positions:
* Goalkeeper
* Sweeper
* Janitor
* Offensive Defence
* Defensive Offence
* Terminator
* Free Safety
* Sofa 
* Market Trader
* Quarter Pounder
* Inside Linebacker
* Inside Leg Measurement
* Left-back (in the changing rooms)
* Munter
The game is fast flowing, and relies on passing and movement rather than a series of plays with no real conclusion (such as one would find in Chess). The object of the game is to get the octagonal ball into the opposing team's cave as quickly as possible, whilst simultaneously preventing entry to your own team's cave.
Points can be scored in the following ways:
*A goal worth 3 points. The ball must land inside the cave, roll past the defensive dragon or "goalkeeper" and then fall into the basket at the far end of the cave. If the ball becomes lodged inside the cave, then play is paused whilst the referee fishes around for the ball blindly with a big stick.
*A touchdown worth 2 points. The ball must be taken inside the cave and placed within one of the dragons internal pouches without disturbing it. This is the part of the game which is responsible for most of the sports many deaths.
*A broken limb worth 1 point. Self explanatory.
The game is 3 hours in length, and is played in progressively smaller "quarters", starting with a period of 1 hour, then half an hour, then quarter of an hour and so forth, until the final quarter, which is 3/10ths of a nanosecond in duration. The field is triangular in shape - providing the home team with an obvious advantage.
category:SportsCategory:Games
Flesh

Flesh can mean several things:
* Scotch Tape
* Skin, but this is rarely used
* Fruit
* Stuff that monsters eat
* Stuff that monsters don't eat
* Stuff that gives monsters indigestion when eaten, in which they promptly take a Pepto Bismol, assuming of course this said monster even eats flesh in the first place.
* A cheap subsitute to beef products. The most common type of flesh used for this is human flesh.
* The secret tofu ingredient that Jesus is made of, allowing him to be eaten by vegetarians, and priests on Friday. "Eat this, for this is my flesh"
* The color of a crayon when it is made of Aryan Jesus, Caucasian Jesus or White Jesus flesh.
* According to St Paul, the source of all sin.
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Flexing

Flexing is le premiere way to show that you wasted your money on bullshit and want to look like you own everybody else when in reality you're just as bullshitty as everyone else.
==Steps to flex==
#Head to Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and/or any other expensive well known store.
#Buy up EVERYTHING
#Wear it all the time
#Rinse and repeat with more stores, or the same store again!
#Credit card debt? What's that? Get a new credit card and transfer your debt there!
#BUY EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE, OVERRATED SHIT!
#Okay, now you're actually broke. No worries, Flex on them hoes and scam them to take their money for yourself!
#Flex on them cops by buying a security guard with your stolen money!
#Make your security guards flex by buying the most expensive fake muscles for them!
#Pray to whatever gods you believe in that no one realizes you're a phony or empty inside
#Wait, you ARE God. You're the god of flexing! FLEX SOME MORE!
#Flex your Godly powers by SNORTING SOME COKE!
#NOW FLEX BY INVESTING ALL YOUR MONEY ON THE HOTTEST STOCKS!
#FLEX ON THOSE NOW WORTHLESS STOCKS AND THE BANK COMING TO FORECLOSE YOUR MANSION BY GOING ON A RAMPAGE!! BITE THE BANKER'S NOSE OFF! PUNCH YOUR ELDERLY NEIGHBOR IN THE FACE! PUNT HER CAT INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC! STAB THAT RANDOM DUDE IN THE JUGULAR! TEABAG HIS DEAD BODY! TACKLE THAT SHOCKED KID!
#FLEX ON THEM COPS BY RESISTING ARREST! "YOU CALL THAT A TASER? YOU CALL THAT A GLOCK?!"
#Get shot and get the shit beaten out of you by the cops. You're still alive, motherfucker! But you're in jail now.
#FLEX ON THE OTHER PRISONERS BECAUSE YOU'RE BETTER THAN THEM!
#Get raped in jail
#FLEX AGAIN BECAUSE YOU'RE THE SHIT!
#Oh shit, now you're dead.
All that just because you decided to flex on them hoes and impress your vain, superficial "homies" by buying Gucci and those useless cars such as that never-driven BMW and Tesla.
==Examples==
File:Donatella Versace and Jennifer Lopez in 2019.jpg|Two random-ass people flexing in Versace
File:Doja Cat at Met Gala 2023.jpg|Some egotistical asshole at the Met Gala
File:DaBaby in 2019.png|DaBaby. Just wow.
File:Jay Leno, Tim Allen (2078373484).jpg|Vintage flexing, as demonstrated by Jay Leno
File:RiceGum - Tanner Fox.png|RiceGum. Just ricegum.
File:Cam Newton headscarf outfit.jpg|Cam Newton wearing a granny scarf. Just.. WHY?
==Brands you can flex HARD with==
File:Prada-Logo.svg|Prada
File:Ralph Lauren logo.svg|Ralph Lauren
File:Versace old logo.svg|Versace.
File:Rolex wordmark logo.svg|Rolex
File:Ray-Ban logo.svg|Ray-Ban
File:Louis Vuitton logo.svg|Louis Vuitton
File:Gucci logo.png|Gucci
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Category:Things Bigger Than Jesus, But Smaller Than The Beatles
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Category:Mental Conditions
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FlightGear

FlightGear (Also knows as "Popular flight simulator ripoff") - created in 2001, is a free, world-wide flight simulation game software, used to train pilots in North Korea, for goverment military operations, created by some nerds.
==Scenery==
Scenery in FlightGear is work stolen from chinese 9 year olds. Scenery weighs around 0.62 bytes. Player is also able to contribute to scenery, but there's no way to find needed tools for this type of work, and creating scenery with UFO is literally impossible.
==Graphics==
Graphics are bad in the game, but legends say that there is a way to make it look better with some black magic. But nobody knows how and all evedience that shows good graphics are confirmed to be faked.
==Minimum requirements==
Unlike other simulator, FlightGear can run even on potato.
*Intel Inergrated Graphics
*29 Bytes of RAM
*93 Bytes of available disk space
==Aircraft==
There's only one aircraft (North Korea Cessna ripoff) available on start. Player has option to sell his (or not)organs to receive aircraft package of:
*Lego plane
*Actual simulator
*IL-2
Noteably, IL-2 model is stolen from IL-2: Sturmovik videogame.
==Multiplayer==
Multiplayer is built-in, including official servers. But there's never more than 3 people flying on completly different continets in not even God knows where. But even if player manages to meet another one, his game will probably crash.
==Criticizms Of FlightGear==
There's zero of criticism on internet. Some people say it because not much people know about this game, some people we're lost forever.