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Obelisk

An obelisk is a huge phallic symbol used through out the ages to represent man's desire to have a larger penis. It can be made of any materials except bubbles, because obelisks need to have a pointy end and bubbles can't do that.
== The History of the Obelisk ==
Obelisks have long been known to hang out in places where the human inhabitants have small penises, and since the beginning of time no one culture has used the obelisk more than Egypt. The story of the obelisk dates back to ancient egyptian times when the men of egypt, despite their proximity to the BigusDickusAfricanus people, were experiencing an extreme lack of sexual potency. thus one fine morning after yet another sexless night the pharoh decided it was time TO COMPENSATE and thus began the Obelisk. After the construction of the Obelisk egyptian men had no trouble getting hard all they had to do was look at the big rock obelisk, as opposed to their partners, and the had no problem BONEING all noght.
==Famous Obelisks==
* Washington Monument, George Washington's obelisk in Washington DC (It is believed that Washington had a very small penis).
* Buenos Aires' "El Obelisco". Stands in the middle of the city and is used to shoot down martian spacecraft every time they try to invade the city (approx. every 6 months).
* Most of Egypt.
* The Asterisk obelisk.
* The Obelisk of Light from command and conquer.
==Notes==
	This article was written by a CHAMPION!!! 
(Awarded for excellence in championship)
	
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Obese in disguise

thumb|right|250px|A Rare Photo of Tom Cruise in his Entirety, the photographer choked to death shortly after taking this photo
Unfortunately due to the rather judgemental view of most of the modern world (America) Obese people have had to take the initiative and disguise themselves as regular thin people.
== How the disguise is achieved ==
They achieve this disguise by use of specially-developed stomach muscles for this purpose, utilising the muscles to effectively "suck in", creating an optical illusion by ripping a hole in the space-time continuum.
The average person will then not see an overweight individual, but a lean-figure that is more than often not given a second-glance. 
== The Problem ==
The only problem with this method of Disguising themselves in this way is if someone can get a close enough look, they will see the excess fat on the body of the disguisee.hi
== The Solution ==
Fortunately, Obese people in Disguise have found a way to combat this problem: Using the famous cologne known as Sex Panther (yes made famous by the movie Anchorman).
== How Sex Panther Works With OID's ==
As Sex Panther has a rather formidable scent (in fact it smells not unlike pure gasoline), when the average unsuspecting person comes to close to an OID (Obese in Disguise) the Sex Panther will reach their nostrils, causing an extreme burning sensation. They will then seek to move as far away from the OID as possible, before they get a chance to see the truth about the OID. This has been the primary method for achieving secrecy for many years now and has only been found not to work in the extreme circumstance that someone is wearing a gas mask, which thankfully doesn't happen very often in a Post World War 2 community.
== Obese Celebrities in Disguise ==
A lot of celebrities are actually OID, Well known people such as Tom Cruise, George Bush and Daniel Johns (Of Australian rock band Silverchair fame) are all secretly Obese in Disguise.
== Recent Findings ==
Recent studies have actually found that a high percentage(as high as 90%)of Americans are OID. Does this really "surprise" any dietician? the occupation, by definition, focuses on providing informative counsel essential to healthy living. But they are living the American dream as they have chosen.
== The Truth about Models and Dieticians ==
The 10% of Americans that are not Obese in Disguise are models and dieticians, the reason behind this is that these "people" are actually not people, they are visitors from another planet where eating food has not become a favourite pastime. As such these "people" are highly revered by OID's, which is why they are such highly paid professions, especially modelling. It is unusual however that OID's havent realised this curious fact that all models are aliens, because Skinny people can not technically exist in a society such as America.
== Skeptics ==
Even though there are OID skeptics, or people who cannot fathom the idea that OID's can exist, it is but a rarely-documented phenomenon that exists in an everyday American community.
Category:Celebrity
Category:Fat people
Object 279

The Object 279 (really an Object), the Flying Saucer, Stalin's Moon Rover or Real UFO is a Soviet flying saucer intended to thrive from any nuclear volcano eruption used during Cold War.
==History==
Development started in 1948 when one tank designer is drunk from drinking too much Novichok and decided to create a tank with UFO tech. The first prototype was built from wood (not Stalinium, sadly) and was called "Object 726". They use "Object" to confuse American secret spies The success led to another similar UFO, called the Object 279, a third from Chelyabinsk shit tank projects (the other UFO is Object 277 and 278) and development died as the Object 279 has TOO MANY flaws.
Also, the Object 279 (also called Sputnik-1) is the FIRST object into space.Ignoring the manhole cover launched into space by the US as part of a nuclear test "Project Plumbbob" in Nevada desert in 1957.
==Design==
The Object 279 has... 
4 tracks! not that surprising? Here's the another one, it's UFO appearance! And it's 130 mm M-65 gun has the ability to penetrate wood! And also has 12.7 mm NKVD political-repression anti-aircraft machine gun that's the same as the T-80!
Armor is, again, full of STALINIUM!!!!! That's usual for Soviet tanks.
Mobility? Well that SUCKS. The Soviets doesn't care about mobility!
==Production==
Production started when near KGB HQ. Total produced UFOs was .
==Refs==
Oblivion Jesus

Not to be confused with OJ or OJ Simpson
thumb|182px|Oblivion Jesus smiles for the screenshot camera
==Origin==
Oblivion Jesus.esp (or OJ for short) was a mod created for the popular 2006 game ‘The Elder scrolls IV: Oblivion’ by iGod. Included in the download from heaven was a Virgin_Mary.esp file for Catholics. Originally ‘Real’ Jesus was supposed to do the voice acting for his digital counterpart, but subsequently iGod asked Sean Bean to do it as ‘Jesus sounds like a pussy when he’s recorded’. Orlando Bloom was declined the part for the same reason.
Once downloaded, Oblivion Jesus immediately becomes sentient and wanders around in the game world being generally Messiah-ish. Oblivion Jesus has many powers, similar to, but not quite as good as having God Mode Turned On (iGod won’t let Oblivion Jesus be that good).
thumb|150px|Oblivion Jesus runs from GIANT ENEMY CRAB
right|thumb|150px|Pwn3d!!111
==Instances==
Oblivion Jesus had a beef with Giant Enemy Crab, who attacked him for no apparent reason, as it was two levels lower than him, and Jesus is ttly 1mBa, lol. After turning the other cheek a bit, OJ decided enough was enough, and ran away. Unfortunately his speed wasn’t so good as he’d been leveling up his wisdom, so the combat music continued to play until finally it pissed him off. At that point OJ spun round and unleashed a fireball at the huge crustacean. He proceeded to flip it onto it’s back and attack it’s weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE. OJ then pointed and laughed ‘Pr4wNd j00 n()()b, l0lz0rz!!111’ (though he was himself a j00). 
Giant Enemy Crab took his ass whooping like a man, well crab, and the two have been firm friends ever since.
right|thumb|200px|Oblivion Jesus attempts 'Kitten Huffing'
==Known Glitches==
1.If you have downloaded the ‘Oblivion Cats’ Mod prior to Oblivion Jesus, OJ may attempt kitten huffing. To solve this conflict, either remove Oblivion Cats, or find Jesus some real ‘in game’ drugs (Skooma, Felldew, Greenmote, Nirnroot) to give him a better buzz.
2.When completing the story, and being named ‘Champion of Cyrodiil’ Oblivion Jesus will attack you and pwn your ass. Reload and he will do it again. Apparently Cyrodiil is too small for two saviors. You can’t remove OJ either as once you activate the mod he is ingrained into your pc. You can’t uninstall the game, or wipe the hard drive. In short you’re fucked.
3. If Oblivion Jesus ever runs into Martin Septim, not only are you fucked, but the world is too. It is written in the stars that if two characters voiced by Sean Bean should meet, then the universe will implode. 
4. Oblivion Jesus may periodically attempt to escape through your monitor. If this happens, immediately pray to Allah and hope that in the ensuing conflict you can sidle away unseen.
5. Oblivion Jesus may pwn your ass if you get too many infamy points...or too many fame points..or just seemingly at random. If this happens, you're fucked.
6. If you call your character Happy Gilmore or John Howard, and OJ catches you, you're fucked.
Occam's Razor (philosophy)

Occam's Razor is the idea that there is a fundamental force in the universe, a "supreme being," if you will, who monitors the cutting edge of human thought to "trim down" every single theory or idea that is put forth to to the simplest possible solution. This "supreme being" also controls the thoughts of people to keep them operating within the parameters of the simplest possible solution and occasionally...
Damn.
==History==
Occam's Razor did not emerge until the mid-13th century because of a conspiracy involving the remnants of the Roman Senate, the Umayyid Caliphate of the Middle East, and collapsing Tang dynasty of China to prevent the heirs of Charlemagne from overturning the Republic of Venice because Venice was the home of the heirs of Jesus Christ. The heirs were hidden from the Romans and secreted to Venice because up until the Jewish Diaspora of A.D. 70 Jerusalem was in danger of falling to a conspiracy originating in Greece involving...
==History==
Occam's Razor emerged in the mid-13th century because that was when William of Ockham, the idea's originator, was alive. It emerged in England because of the efforts of extraterrestrials from the newly discovered star of Beta Stulta. They had engaged in the manipulation of fetuses throughout the world in the Middle Ages to ensure that William of Ockham was born in England. This was so that the above-mentioned extraterrestrials wouldn't lose a bet with their arch-rivals, the Cultists of Oscar Wilde, whose far-reaching influence led to the...
==History==
Occam's Razor emerged in the mid-13th century because that was when William of Ockham, the idea's originator, was alive. It emerged in England, Ockham's country of origin. Its survival to present times we owe to the devotion of a particular order of Benedectine Monks whose church, the Santa Maria della Tenda Intenstine Disorda was a secret home to the copying of banned manuscripts, such as the Necronomicon Part II: The Vengeance and Steven King's It. The head of the Monks, Father Brother Uncle Grandfather Nephew, had read Ockham's lesser works and was impressed by his enormous...
==History==
Occam's Razor emerged in the mid-13th century because that was when William of Ockham, the idea's originator, was alive. It emerged in England, Ockham's country of origin. It survived to present times. In the dying days of World War II, there is recently unearthed evidence that Hitler had his brightest scientists in the SS working on a more powerful version of Occam's Razor in order to shave his double-horned hairy balls....
Category:Philosophy
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Ocean

The Ocean is a large body of diluted sewage located in north-western Africa that Mako Tsunami married. Oceans experience year-round flooding.
==History==
The Ocean once was Winkywater, and this is how it still is. Winkywater,
Six million years ago, when dinosaurs still walked the winkywater, a diverse population of winkies began burrowing under south-east WinkyLand, the landmass which one-day would become Winkytopia. With no natural predators except the Winky-rex, (and he was way too retarded to burrow after them) the rodents created a Trans-tech UltraSystem 1.5! (UltraSystem V.2 is coming out soon)
Winkywater is now a Cool water park where there are cool Trans-tech UltraSystem 1.6 Beta! go to it and get Winkywater applications for your Ipod Winky, get Toys, Sweets and loads more Winkywater contraptions. Stop Researching and go and play World of Warcraft you fool. Are you still researching??? Get out of here retard!!!
In a few seconds winkywater will take over the world and giant winky people will kill you all noobzors. u got pwn3d b4d n00b5
==Uses==
Some people "fish" in the ocean, although nobody really knows what they expect to catch (probably dysentery).
Fish and other marine life use the ocean as their own personal toilet. Every time you swim, you're swimming in fish urine and crap.
It is widely known that any oaks found close to the ocean are laser turrets placed by aliens to destroy any ship carrying 261.28740571932 kilograms of cherry jam. The crew of any such ship should be sure to wear gardening gloves to protect their fat face
==Ocean Hazards==
The ocean is not all smiles and sunshine. Every year it claims the lives of 6.2 billion people who carelessly frolic in the wild wetness. Ocean experts suggest using the buddy system when asea, and for the love of God, don't trust anything that lives on solid ground. 
Here are some of the most common hazards encountered while in the ocean, which most certainly will lead to your death.
* Sharks
* Electric eels
* The dreaded sting ray
* Crabs (all kinds)
* An iceberg
* Scuba-diving bears
* Giant squid
* Keebler Elves
* A radio thats plugged in
* Dynamite
* Fish in general
* Slick con men in groups of 11 to 13
Condoms and dildos
* God
== Trivia ==
*Ocean has only one syllable.
*Muddy Waters comes from the ocean.
*"Blue are the life giving waters (So you'll walk into one and get eaten)" a famous quote from Jimi Hendrix referring to the roots of his potato plant
==See Also==
*HowTo:Make a Glass of Water
*Whirlpool
*Desert
*Specific Ocean
*Ocean's 11
==Do Not See Also==
*Sea
*Flanimals
*Manning
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Oceania

Oceania is referred to as the continent which contains Australia as well as the Oceania archipelago. Kelli is wrong.
==The Beginning==
The first inhabitants were a bunch of black guys who, although they looked, spoke and acted like Africans, claimed that they were not Africans and therefore gave their Indonesian neighbours a headache. They proceeded to take the piss out of them, thus rendering them powerless. In the 1800s, It was a hideout for the Cillit Bang Cult until Buffy arrived and slew Willy Wonka, then got crucified after calling the islanders Chinese. All was quiet for a while.
In the early 1990's, Cher travelled to remote island off the coast of Britain in her quest to claim territory for Oprah's ongoing bid for world domination. On this island she planted her flag (which consisted of an aluminium pole with a wig sitting on top of it), and declared the new territory Oceania.
==The Conquest of the Oceanias== 
One island was, of course, not enough for the Satanic Oprah. She sent legions of Oprahism followers to the island in order to stage the hostile take-over of the Atlantic.
Oprah was successful in her conquest. As of October 2005 she holds 8552 islands in the Atlantic ocean, all of which make up the micronation Oceania.
==Government==
Oprah is the totalitarian dictator of Oceania. She rules with an iron fist, her elite police force of overweight African women constantly watches everyone. They have devices installed in every home that allow the police to listen to and/or see anyone inside. 
Oprah demands that every citizen of Oceania be a strict follower of Oprahism. Anyone found not practicing Oprahism is sentenced to death by being sat on by an overweight African woman. 
==The Future of Oceania==
Oprah intends to continue her bid for world domination, and acquires new islands in the Atlantic daily. However, her secret plan to invade and take over England was recently leaked by a renegade citizen. The ghosts of Winston Churchill and Jimi Hendrix heard about the plans and are currently planning a pre-emptive strike against Oceania. 
It looks as though war is on the horizon for Oceania. My advice to residents is to hoard all your cookies now before it is too late.
==George Orwell==
Orwell's final novel, Fahrenheit 1984, is set in Oceania, although the book was written before Cher established the original colony. This leads me to the logical conclusion that Orwell travelled forward in time to an era where Oceania has expanded even more and Oprah has reverted back into her manly form, re-naming herself Big Brother (no doubt after the Television Program).
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Oceanic Airlines

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Oceanic Airlines is an international commercial airline which specializes in aeronautical transport. Oceanic Airlines is renowned for having many unfortunate "incidents" aboard their aeronautical transports vessels. Instead of the normal factual information an encyclopedia article would, and should, 
have on a commercial enterprise, this article will have information solely on those unfortunate incidents mentioned about thirty-six words ago. As it is our duty to relay these "incidents" without prejudice or bias, there will be no opinion included in the reports here, only cold hard truth.
== Flight 815 ==
There are no "official" records of a flight "815", therefore none ever existed.
== Flight 762 ==
Flight 762 has been involved in two incidents, they are as follows:
=== Incident 1 ===
Forced to land because of a freak thunderstorm.
=== Incident 2 ===
Nerve agent attack was threatened by an insane man.
== Flight 666 ==
Fuckin' exploded man, it just fuckin' exploded.
== Flight 456 ==
First officer murdered in-flight.
== Flight 420 ==
Pilot and first officer convicted of FUI (flying under the influence) after all 150 passengers came down with motion sickness.
== Flight 408 ==
Brought down by a magical storm over Canada.
== Flight 343 ==
Skyjacked by Islamic Terrorists, was skyjacked by North Koreans a few days later.
== Flight 100 ==
Flight time reportedly took longer than usual, due to a southerly breeze coming from the north. Kevin Smith was also a passenger aboard this flight.
== See also ==
* Malaysia Airlines
category:Airlines
Category:In-jokes
October

October is the month of the year better known for having Halloween at the end of it. As a result, the rest of days from this month are spent preparing for this holiday. Usual activities that are prone to be done on October include:
* Gathering candy that will later be thrown at annoying children
* Search for costumes that are fancy enough to not make you look like a total loser
* Adorn your house with decorations that are spooky enough to scare the children away
* Sell your soul to Satan
Some die-hard Christmas fans that don't like Halloween that much might already start preparing the Christmas Tree and blasting on their speakers- even though it's still autumn. It is morally acceptable -as well as legally allowed- to punch anyone that dares speak of Christmas Day when Halloween hastn't even begun.
== See also ==
* Anniversaries on October
Category:Months
Category:Halloween
Oddjob

Oddswald Jehobediah, better known as "Oddjob" was a Mestizo pygmy who got his nickname from doing oddjobs, although most well-known as one of the trusted henchmen of Hench, Hit, and Other Types of Men, Inc., and Goldfinger. He also worked as one of the company's hitmen, and later as a fireman, maintenanceman, and a fully-fledged assassinman (his gender according to his company's profile of him was a "manman"). 
==Early Life==
Not much is known about Oddjob's early days. Some have suggested that he is actually a Premenstrunis Protohominid Gorillisis, from the uninhabitated Northern Congo. Whilst others have suggested he was merely a crocodile in a Hideo Kojima costume. This is only speculation however.
What is known for a fact, is that in April of 1958, an fisherman picked up what he described as "a snarling, ferocious, naked beast", and quickly sold it to Peter Jackson to use as Gollum in an major motion picture. However, on the way from Laos it was intercepted by M-16 fighter jets, and presented as a gift to the head of SPECTRE, Blofeld. The beast (which came to be known as Oddjob) was sold and contracted out on various occasions.
==Golden Years==
Whilst serving as an aid to Auric Goldfinger, Oddjob was killed in action by the forces of James Bond, during an miscalculated raid on Fort Knox. 
He is said to have tipped his hat only to James Bond, which is quite rare as his hat has been surgically attached to his head, using the steel rim of the bowler cap to drill into the ground when digging for precious diamonds during his early career as a diamondman. After having his way with Oddjob, Bond sadly ripped off Oddjob's hat, exposing his unprotected brains. It is believed that Bond then enjoyed a meal of raw knowledge, which he humorously quipped as eating "monkey brains" (although this may have actually been the doing of his son, Indiana Jones; sources tend to vary).
==Height controversy==
While Oddjob is known throughout pop culture to be in the game GoldenEye, In which he is the strongest of Bond's adversaries. He is just so fucking short. You have to either chase him down and slap him to death, (Which is impossible) or use the plain retarded joystick to shoot him before he kills you. As a response to this, the best strategy is to just say "no Oddjob", and hope your "friend" isn't just a huge dickbag.
Oh, he probably is.
==See Also==
*Auric Goldfinger
*Blofeld
*James Bond
*Dr. Evil
*Dr. No
==Sources==
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