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Dunkin Donuts

The Dunkin Twonuts are a National Basketball team, founded by Arthur "Doughboy" Pillsbury in 1904. They are also responsible for the development of the popular game, Dunkin Donuts. 
==The basketball team==
Shortly after the creation of basketball by James Naismith, basketball became America’s favorite pastime, next to baseball and basketball. Soon, the National Basketball Association was developed and there were 21 national teams each with their own team motto and designated gatorade drinker. In the mid season of 1942, the designated Gatorade drinker of the Honolulu Eagles quit the team because, according to him “They kept pouring the Gatorade on to the coach and I didn’t get any airtime once the Gatorade was gone. So I went to go pursue a career in acting.” 
After a short acting stint in 1946, the once designated Gatorade drinker, whose name was Arthur (nicknamed Doughboy) Pillsbury, decided to apply for his old job for the Eagles. After a stern rejection, he decided to start his own basketball team. After raising enough funds by mugging, he was able to hire 13 lab mice to play as an NBA team. Among the first team were three blind players and a player that owned a dog named Pluto and theme park in Orlando. Pillsbury would feed his players donuts before games and observe how their players, despite their size and their lint-like intelligence, scurried around the court with speed. Most opposing teammates were afraid of them (as well as the crowd), causing them to win most games due to forfeit. Eventually, the mice went on to find better careers and their successors were human. Pillsbury also fed them donuts and observed that while their speed was slower than the mice, they scored points. According to Pillsbury “I knew I had the ultimate food source for basketball enhancement!”
==The game Dunkin Donuts==
 
After winning many games, the head coach of the Dunkin Donuts, Pillsbury, got a vision. After baking several donuts in his backyard, he through one to his garbage can, but he missed. Out of frustration, he slammed it into his garbage can. “What a sensation!” he said. Feeling so good about his slam dunk into the garbage can, Pillsbury went to the U.S. patent office to license and copyright this experience. The U.S. patent office rebuffed his desire to copyright an experience but they did grant him bragging rights. Feeling justified, Pillsbury introduced the game, Donut Slam. In 1922, Donut Slam began rising in popularity and on President’s day, William M. Clinton officially changed the name to Dunkin Donuts, after the originator’s basketball team.
Category:Sports
Duplo

Duplo, or Lego for morons, as it was called in 15th century Frogland (France), is the largest growing resource on the planet. Instead of its numbers being decreased, production of this fine product has skyrocketed in the last 5 minutes. Duplo was invented by John. A. Onomatopoeia as a way to protect his home from the Nazi invasions of Lego-Land. Unlike pitiful Lego, Duplo is twice as big and so, as according to Benson's Theory of Sizeitivity, stronger and better.
==History==
Duplo is very colourful and so is more valuable then its colour-blind counterpart: Whatslo. Duplo is actually the currency of Russia and Mars and is valued at almost 1c to the Mexican peso! Because of this Russia and Mars is a prosperous place full of those who are Nazis and those who surrender to them. Recently Duplo has come under criticism in the majority of the Middle East. They claim it is a Zionist ploy to convert the world into Judaism and make the world their newest conquest. This, however, is only half true.
Duplo;Lego for autistic kids
==Good for Kids?==
Duplo is also proven to be Evil and made of recycled poop!
==Nazi-Duplo History==
Near the end of WW2 the Nazis had begun plans to make a Robot dog out of Duplo. Unfortunately, Hitler wasn't able to get his allowance in time to buy the parts and he lost the war.
==Conclusion==
In closing Duplo is crap.
Category:Toys
Durban

Durban is a city in South Africa. It is one of the only South African cities founded by British rather than Afrikaners. The British did this because it was a great opportunity to fuck over both the Zulus and the Afrikaners. 
The population of Durban fluctuates with the seasonal migration of whites, who arrive in the summer to escape "Crimeapalooza", a crime and looting festival in Johannesburg, and leave when the tour comes to Durban. As with wildebeest migrations, thousands usually die, but Nobody Cares. Durban has been called "the Miami of Africa" for its subtropical atmosphere and beach front hotels. It has also been called "the Beirut of Rhodesia" and "the Oslo of the Indonesia" and "the Murmansk of the Free State". No one knows why it is called these things. 
==History==
The city was founded by Sir Ilike Blackbras in 1734. It inital population of 1 soon grew to just over 2 by 1745. By 1747 it had a thriving population of 6402. In 1748 the British Mayor of Durban signed the Labour Recruitment Act of 1748 in which 2500 Indians were forcefully brought out offered lucritive employment offers. After a bloody massacre bit of bargining they agreed to come over to Natal. These Indians were employed on Sugare Cane farms where they were told to cut the cane and mow the lawn. Soon afterwards they contracted thier jobs out to Zulus for half thier pay and spent the rest of thier days drinking cane and smoking grass.
Many have suggested renaming the city Turban due to its large Indian population.
After the British rule ended and the Union of South Africa was formed the Afrikaners took over the government, and began to oppress the British and native Africans. The first act of the new Natal was to change the capital from Durban to Pieterjanmaritzjannyjakobcorniliuskristoffelsburg, a small Afrikaner town consisting of 5 men: Pieter Jan, Maritz, Janny, Jakob, Cornilius and Kristoffel. The move was supposedly to create a more secure capital free from the depredations of Zulus, wildebeest, meerkats, and burrowing toads. The Afrikaners had a particular fear of burrowing toads. Some now consider the move a hilarious "fuck you" to the British, more contemptuous than the Boer War.
After white rule ended, the province was united with Kwa-Zulu, a homeland established by the Afrikaner government to dump all the black folk in, and became known as Kwa-Zulu Natal. This was meant to reflect the racial makeup of the province more equitably, but in fact was just meant to spite the Afrikaners, who—due to inbreeding—could barely pronounce the new name. But to be fair, they couldn't pronounce "dog" ("dowug") or "pork" ("po-ahk") either.
==Famous People==
Durban is home to Piet Vartisbergen, member of Afrikanervolksfrontgeidten, which is dedicated to taking whiteness back in Natal. In 2012 he will use a time-machine to travel back in time and give Robert E. Lee AK-47's to win the Civil War.
Category:South Africa
pt:Durban
Dust bunnies

Small, fluffy, distracting and malicious - Unmistakably one of the most dangerously fluffy things you will ever come across. These devilish little balls of pure fluff are the spawn of The Dust Bunny, a giant hare with immense magical properties. These offspring, although smaller, have inherited their father's outstandingly dangerous nature, but can maintain a stealthiness on the level of ninja cats and gummy bears.
==Locations==
They are often found hiding under beds, or on top of ceiling fans. Other habitats for these messy balls aren't used frequently enough for an accurate description of them. Except for that one small spot of the bookcase that you can just never seem to reach, and it's annoying you like a five-year-old hopped up on sugar sticks.
===Ceiling fans===
If found on top of a ceiling fan be very cautious, because they will jump. They will eat. You will die. Then you will be pooped out and turned into a Grue. You really don't want to know what happens next, because its too horrible for words. 
===Under beds===
There have been many family-posted reports of children going missing in their sleep. The most likely cause is an irritable Dust bunny or two residing under the child's bed. Most cases of I-just-got-eaten-by-a-rabbit are easily found to be just that, by the distinguished half a shoe left behind in it's wake.
==Fluffy and Furry==
Most people confuse fluffy for furry. There is a very subtle difference between the two: 
*Fluffy can be dangerous. Furry cannot.
*Furry can be cute. Fluffy cannot.
There are some cases where the two can co-exists. Kittens, for example, can be both cute and dangerous. Therefore creating a completely flawless killing machine.
== Eradicating this nuisance ==
There are many ways to put an end to the fluffiness epidemic:
*Buy a vacuum, and fit it with lasers (the vacuum for the dust, the laser for the bunny)
*Learn how to play soccer and bend the bunny into another dimension, like Beckham
*Get off your arse and clean every once an a while. I mean, seriously, dust bunnies? That's just sad.
== History ==
As mentioned earlier, dust bunnies are the spawn of The Dust Bunny. Their numbers have grown greatly over the years, and many deaths have been a result. But due to the also increasing range of bagless vacuums, the human race has been able to subdue the rate of death by bunny.
There has also been speculation that The Killer Rabbit of Monty Python and the Holy Grail fame is in fact either a dust bunny grown immense in size or a giant collection of such dust bunnies. This is irrelevant, though, not only because it has been defeated by The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, but also because the people who have gotten close enough to examine it were already dead.
==See also==
* fluff
* The Dust Bunny
* AAAAAAAAA
Category:Random
Category:Rabbits
Dutch-French language

ACHTUNG - Dis artikle est un kline "nicht safe pour work". Aber le tous Uncyclopedie est, so ki eart wie fóling, é???!
Nowheristan grossest rik en le welt, tous l'oder riken eart renen bi klinen frós! - Oscar Wilde
Duich-Franse est l'offichial lang de le Nowhereistan Rik. Hes est un bisarre combinachion betwixt Duich, Franse, éd un kline oder langen, kasi Swensk, Nederlandik, éd Anglese. 
Duich-Franse est nicht mutuallich-entelligible avek anie de l'over menchionen langen. Nek ki spreke sik kane understand Duich-Franse. Nun, Duich-Franse est hin own lang en hesselb! Du will néd to take spechial lessonen en ordre to spreke hik. Also, si du nicht makest, du best sterk!!!
==Dot Duich-Franse soundet kasi Borat?==
Duich-Franse ist l'offichial lang de le Nowhereistan. Nowhereistan ist un "stan". Kazakhstan ist also un "stan". Borat est de Kazakhstan. Ergo, il est nicht surprise ille Duich-Franse soundet kasi Borat, sit le twi langen eart en l'idem langfamilie.
==Wé learne Duich-Franse==
Sit si du nicht makest, nicht nur best du sterk, aber Chuck Norris will also maket dik tot. Din lip est at risk si du nicht learnest Duich-Franse.
Nun, nicht mak denken de defeating l'un éd nur Chuck Norris. Il will beatet din to skissen.
==List de speakeren==
* Chuck Norris - Il kane spreke ani lang éd "roundhouse-kick" dik.
* Jesus - Jesus est touski? Du hearst mik? Jesus est touski! Jesus est touski! Il kane spreke ani lang also. (Espechiallie Judespreken kasi se.)
* Oscar Wilde - il wrotet kasi 69 poëmen en Duich-Franse, nicht de ki war publizieren en lin liptemp.
==Vide-óch==
* le lang Esperanto
Category:Languages
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Dyscalculia

Dyscalculia is when someone is clearly not trying hard enough in math class. Who the crap even cares that many of us are good at writing? Some of us can't even read a clock! The word "dyscalculia" comes from Greek "dys" meaning "bad" and Latin "calculus" meaning "pebble," which would imply that "bad pebbles" are involved. But who the crap is even counting pebbles? Here are some Frequently Asked Questions about dyscalculia.
== What is dyscalculia? ==
You've heard of dyslexia. Dyslexia gets all the attention. But dyscalculia is the "little sister" nobody cares about. Dyslexia cannot write her name properly, but since she is a math genius, everyone loves her. Dyscalculia, however, entertains everybody with her well-written, unexpectedly humorous fictions. But since she can't even read her watch, nobody cares. In fact, I have dyscalculia, but nobody gives a crap, especially when I sob about my F’s in math class on Reddit like a depressed, acne-ridden NEET neckbeard. Not even the people at school know I'm different. They can't put two and two together, the fact that I'm a very good writer, yet I fail at math! Isn't it obvious? But I can count to puhtaytoe. And mashed puhtaytoe.
== How do I know if I have it? ==
Possible signs of dyscalculia:
*Are you a woman?
*Can't read your watch?
*Very good at writing, but totally suck at math?
*Don't know how many quarters it takes to buy some hair accessories, even though you counted them in your pocket?
*Write illegibly? (I tell you, dyscalculia is the little sister of dyslexia.)
*Haven't the slightest idea what a number should look like?
*No idea why "-6" is less than "zero"?
*Difficulties with distance? Don't know what a meter is?
*Confused by names that start with the same letter? "Excuse me, miss, what was your name again? Was it Ana? Or was it Adelaide? Annette? Abigail? Alanna, Adele, Angela..."
*Are you ambisinistrous, meaning both of your hands are useless?
If many things of this list sound familiar, you might have dyscalculia.
== So, how do I get help? ==
Well, if you have dyscalculia, you're out of luck. Since everybody ignores this difference, nobody will help you. However, if, like many of us, you also have dyslexia (this does not include me), they might help you. I guess.
== Does anyone famous have it? ==
Well, sorry. Although Wikipedia has a list of famous dyslexics and most of it is wrong, or nobody admires the people mentioned, nobody knows anybody famous who has dyscalculia. Oh wait, I tell a lie. Here is a list of famous dyscalculics. Maybe one of them will inspire you. Dream big!
Here is a page to find out if you might be one of us.
== A little more inspiration, if necessary... ==
File:I have dyscalculia.jpg|Click for more details.
File:Dyscalculia-quote-1.png|Does this sound familiar?
Category:Articles
Category:Girls
Category:Insane
Category:Mathematics
Category:Mental Conditions
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Random
eo:Diskalkulio
es:Discalculia
pt:Discalculia
E-peen

Your e-peen is what your entire life should revolve around, and every spare moment should be spent pulling on the end of it in a vain attempt to make it bigger.
==History of the e-peen==
E-peens have been in circulation for a long time, and, despite being dependent on the existence of the internet, still manage to somehow be older than the internet, just like anything else that has been acknowledged by people for over 24 hours.
Examples include memes, which become older than the internet after they have been recognised by members of 4chan for 5 minutes, and some other- inevitaby faggy- forum or messageboard has adoped the meme.
==How can I determine how large my e-peen is?==
Ask in a whiny manner, imitating as closely as you can a 10 year old child, on a random messageboard, making sure you post in the wrong section, using little or no punctuation or grammar, avoiding capitalisation at all cost, lest you accidentally become literate.
Any posting members will tell you one of the following:
*You have a tiny e-peen
*You want to live in Peenisburgh
*You have no e-peen to speak of
*You actually have an e-vagina
*They may sarcastically tell you that you have a large e-peen
*Other (Incidentally, my use of 'other' totally wasn't a cop out, fuck you.)
==What can I do to grow/ get my e-peen?==
This is good as it shows you wish to improve your reputation and credibility.
Unfortunately, once reading and/ or associating in any way, no matter how brief or insignificant, with this 'article' (HA, call this an article?) you will most likely never be able to grow your e-peen anymore.
Sorry.
===I REALLY WANT A BIGGER E-PEEN===
Actually, disregard my last section. Paypal me a three figure sum and I'm sure your e-peen will magically grow.
He BLESED ME WITH A MASSIVE E-PEEN
Category:AwesomeCategory:penis
E-scooter

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Category:Dead people
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:Vehicles
Category:Stupidity
Category:Intentionally Bad
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Obituaries
Category:Things on wheels
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (video game)

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial is a 1982 adventure game based on the cherished family movie about a kindhearted, phallic-shaped eponymous alien. When the masterminds of Atari decided to create a video game based on the acclaimed movie, fans were expecting the best. What they received would be as a masterpiece of gaming history, and an important title in the evolution of video games.
==Gameplay==
The player controls E.T., navigating maps and avoiding the pesky FBI (as E.T. was being pursued for CP related charges, Elliot did more than was let on in the movie). To complete the game, E.T. must collect all three phone pieces to phone home. The pit feature of the game was acclaimed for its key role in gameplay. To get out of a pit, E.T. had to extend his neck.
==Development==
==Reception and legacy==
Long ago, in the magical era of 1982, the world was preparing for the joy of Christmas. Having heard rumors of an E.T game being released for the Atari 2600, many were skeptical and felt it would be a cheap, unfaithful cash-in to the movie. Thankfully, their fears were soon disproven when the game was released to universal fame and applause as households across the world enjoyed the glory that was E.T.
Unfortunately, the glory of E.T was simply too much for some to bear, and many families were forced to return the game to the stores, their mortal minds unable to take the sheer awe and wonder that came from the video game. Others would try to preserve the game forever via burying it en masse in landfills, much like how the ancients paid homage to their kings by sealing them in tombs.
Most startling of all were reports of several families engaging in an ancient pagan ritual not seen since the days of the Vikings, in which they would set the divine E.T. cartridge into a fire to watch it burn, seeing it as a great offering to the gods of old. Finally, as a true testament to the game's power and popularity, a copy of E.T. is said to be taped onto a deep-space satellite so that any passing aliens may gaze upon it and learn of its beauty.
E.T continues to inspire people long after it was stopped being produced and many view it as the best video game to ever be produced — although some have criticised the video game for straying a little too far from the original plot of the movie.
The sacred E.T. Burial Grounds of New Mexico were subject to exhumation in early 2014, a task largely undertaken by out-of-work Atari executives hoping to find copies of the game they could sell for gas money. Peter Molyneux had previously held a press conference in which he announced that he would personally travel to New Mexico to cover the burial grounds with a massive pile of plot-important acorns, however, due to repeated viewings of Conan the Destroyer the plans were scrapped during an early alpha phase.
==See also==
* Centipede
* Asteroids
* Space Invaders
* Pac-Man
Category:Video games
Category:E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
ko:E.T. (게임)
pt:E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (Atari 2600)
E. E. Cummings

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Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
Category:American poets
Category:Massachusetts
Category:Poetry
Category:FA People
Category:FA Authors
E=mc^2

* 
E=mc2 (also known as: Theory of relativity or THoR) is a Einstein sciencey thingymabob that Einstein made to throw us of track of truth and facts so he could be smarter then all of us.
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==history==
Once Albert Einstein thought "hmm, maybe I can make everyone believe lies so that I can be smarter than them.
Einstein went through many stages of work, only to come out with that piece of crap. But they felt sorry for him, so they believed it. He then was always remembered as Einstein and the E=mc2 Bullshit was called the theory of relativity.
==Proof==
Nothing is complete without proof. And just how much proof did he give us? None.
Exactly. So, it would only be correct if it was
Einstein=motherfucking cock2
But there is proof of why it is such lies. It is:
Even E=mc2 himself thinks he is lies and total crap.
==in conclusion==
E DOES KNOT EQUAL MC2! 
NOPE! 
NONE OF IT!
YOU KNOW WHAT EQUALS MC2?
MC2!
==Not So Fast... You Aren't Done Reading Yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!==
E=McDonald²s Means: Energy Equals How Many Interplanetary Cheeseburger Weights(Mass) Time The Universal Speed Limit (Light Speed), Times Itself, Except It's A Violation of Universal Law To Go Faster than The Speed of a Photon Thingy, And If You Do Go Faster, Then You Have to go To A Black Hole, Where Illegal Space Immigrants From Other Universes Have To go, Which Takes them back To Where They came From, And You Also Have To Pay A Fine of 1×ıoThe Speed of Light (c) Bignumberiillion Universeinsteicurrency Units!!!!
==See also==
*E=Nobodycares
*Albert Einstein
*insane
Category:Intentionally Bad