Spiro T. Agnew

Spiro Theodore Agnew was Vice President under Tricky Dick, a concession to racists in The South in exchange for their votes. He resigned his office before Nixon did because of a little tax complication (failing to report bribes, received in office in Maryland, as income and evading the tax on bribes), making both him and Tricky Dick crooks. 
Before becoming VP, Agnew was the Governor of Maryland, best-known for trying to ban pinball machines and blaming race riots on civil rights leaders. That made him not only the first and only Greek-American vice president but the first Greek-American governor in U.S. history, distinctions about which Greek-Americans are justifiably circumspect.
Agnew posted a pro-civil rights record as Chief Executive of Baltimore County, working with black leaders to desegregate businesses and residential areas. He defeated segregationist Democrat George Mahoney in his gubernatorial election, and initially supported Moderate Republican Nelson Rockefeller's 1968 presidential bid. He also passed tax and judicial reforms, tough anti-pollution laws, and the first open-housing law in the state, while repealing anti-miscegenation statutes.Spiro Agnew. Britannica. Retrieved March 17, 2021. However, the riots following Martin Luther King's death remade Agnew into a hardcore "law and order" Republican. He blamed Baltimore's black leaders for the riots, berating them in a face-to-face talk. This attracted Nixon's attention, and he selected Agnew as running mate over better-known candidates like Rockefeller and Mark Hatfield, both deemed too liberal for the GOP base.
Agnew spent Nixon's first term denouncing the Administration's opponents, especially anti-war liberals and the media, in speeches as alliterative as they were insulting. Agnew's speechwriters (including Pat Buchanan and William Safire) fed him colorful insults, branding Nixon's enemies "an effete corps of impudent snobs" and of being "nattering nabobs of negativism". In particular, Agnew's November 13th, 1969 speech attacking the liberal media is considered a cornerstone of conservative complaints about alleged media bias.Spiro Theodore Agnew: Television News Coverage (delivered 13 November 1969, Des Moines, Iowa) American Rhetoric.
Left to his own devices, Agnew was prone to crude gaffes such as, "If you've seen one slum, you've seen them all", and calling an Asian-American reporter a "fat Jap." Like most Vice Presidents, Agnew played no role in shaping actual policy, and he and the President became estranged. Nixon tried dumping Agnew from the ticket in 1972 until realizing that his beloved Silent Majority liked Agnew more than him (d'oh!).
Agnew's antics also inspired a few companies to produce a "Spiro Agnew watch",Watch, Spiro Agnew, 1970 National Museum of American History. a classic piece of kitsch that remains a popular collector's item, and the more-obscure "Spiro Agnew dartboard".
Although much given to manly posturing against the enemies of law and order, etc., Agnew's June 19, 1972 response to efforts by Nixon White House staffer Jeb Stuart Magruder to talk about the details of the Watergate break-in before it exploded in the faces of the administration was neither politically fearless nor a stern commitment to the rule of law. He said, "I don't think we ought to discuss it again, in that case."Watergate: The Presidential Scandal That Shook America by Keith W. Olson (2003) University Press of Kansas. . So well done, Mr. Agnew. America knew that it could count on you when the chips were down. 
After leaving office, he copped a plea deal which left him with 3-year probation and a $10,000 fine.United States v. Agnew (Mar 22, 1977) Casetext. Agnew went into private business, spending his free time golfing with mobbed-up Frank SinatraFrank Sinatra’s Mob Ties and Other Secrets from His FBI File: The FBI documented Old Blue Eyes’ every move for 40 years. by Erin Blakemore (Updated: April 23, 2019 | Original: May 14, 2018) History.com. (who paid his bail money). Agnew wrote a memoir claiming that Nixon not only engineered his tax scandal to distract from Watergate, but had Alexander Haig threaten Agnew with murder if he didn't resign. The fact that Nixon resigned anyway, and Agnew remained alive after disclosing this, undermined his credibility just a smidge. He also wrote a novel, The Canfield Decision,The Canfield Decision by Spiro T. Agnew (1976) Playboy Press. . an erotic thriller where a heroic Vice President saves the world from a Jewish-Arab-liberal conspiracy.Literary Vices, with Rudolph Delson: Spiro Agnew, NSFW by Rudolph Delson (November 13, 2009) The Awl (archived from November 16, 2009). Oh, and on at least one occasion he corresponded with Holocaust denier and literal Nazi to complain about "organized Jewry" and its supposed control of the media.Seth Cotlar, Willamette University, on Twitter, 27 December 2020. 
Appropriately enough, "Spiro Agnew" is an anagram for "Grow A Spine" (also "Grow a Penis"), and John Oliver took advantage of that in his criticism of Agnew's support of Confederate statues.Confederacy: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Oct 8, 2017) Last Week Tonight via YouTube.
==Gallery==
File:Agnew LP.jpg|Everyone was releasing a record in 1970.Spiro T. Agnew – The Speeches That Stirred America. Podium Records, 1970.
File:Vintage Spiro Agnew Character Wrist Watch By Dirty Time Company, Swiss-Made, Circa 1970 (14100106694).jpg|A Spiro Agnew watch, this one made by the "Dirty Time Company": hey, it's time to give everyone the finger!
File:Spiro Agnew dartboard.jpg|It's better than pinball!
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