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SATAN'S GLAZE

SO ONCE I GOT A DONUT AND IT HAD GLAZE ON IT AND IT WAS CHOKOLAT! I TOOK A BITE AND SATAN POPPED OUT FROM DA GROUND AND SAD "MY DONUT" AND EVIL PATRIXX SAID "NO MINE" AND I DIED!
AND THEN THE DONUT'S SKELETON POPPED OUT
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Im died
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Shortpasta
SAUL-GOODMAN.EXE

Hello my name is Harold and I will be sharing with you the time I found a lost episode of breaking bad. It was very spooky. I was clash of clans with my Saul Goodman body pillow and my friend sent me a file called secret-episode-breaking-bad-63-death-cry. I put in the episode and pressed play, it began with showing Walter whites dead body, Jesse was driving away and Finn can around the corner, he was smoking a cigar and was wearing a police badge. He was the one who had planned his father's death and had told jack to kidnapped Jesse. He wanted all the money for himself. He then went with to say hello to Saul Goodman and went to his office. There he found the whole place soaked in blood!!!!!!!! He peed his pants but instead of pee it was blood and the blood were glowing red!!!!! He ran away and Saul Goodman put an axe in his chest!!!!he then looked sat the camera and I yelled. I switched it off and went onto reddit.com to see if anyone had found this. I found a link through reddit.com and pressed it, it sent me to the dark web where found out that my body pillow was from the dark web also!!111!!!!!1 I turned around to my Saul Goodman body pillow and it was leaking blood from ITS eyes!!!!!!! It had an axe it stabbed me in my face hole and I died, before I died I typed this up and now SAUL-GOODMAN is going to haunt you forever until you share this story with your friends and family.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:File Extensions
Category:Memes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
SAW Production Gone Wrong

Ever wonder why they stopped the production of the SAW movies? Here's the story.
I was an intern working at the production of SAW VI. I was mainly helping the victims of Jigsaw's games safely survive the traps, but not look like it in the movie. Basically, I was one of those helper guys.
I was helping a victim go through a game where she had to cut her hand off, when suddenly we heard a scream from the steam room... then a splurch. Most of the guys ran over to check the scene, and the thing that was supposed to be chasing the man had come to life. She was no longer a woman anymore. Suddenly, she stopped, and fell down the steam room. After that, before our very eyes, words came upon the glass.
"Can you survive?"
One of the interns immediately committed suicide by jumping down from where we were atop the steam room. "Wait... so if these things are becoming real..." another says, "...follow me." We ran to the needle pit (we actually kept this from SAW IV). The man and the woman were practicing the woman's fall-in. "STOP! Don't let-" The director stopped as the man looked to the side, dropping the woman into the needle pit. "AAAAAAAAAAGH!" she screamed, blood already all over her body. "Now look what you did, you bastard!" one of the inters screamed at the man. "ME?! You distracted me enough to let go of her! Besides, it's all fake!"
The director looked down. "...really?" The woman was now literally covered in blood. If she was stabbed any more, she would pass out and then eventually die. The man followed the director's gaze. "...oh my God," he said quietly. "...oh my god, THE CAROUSEL TRAP!" They ran to the carousel room to already find the victims dead. "The Hanging Room!" Also dead. They looked at every single trap scheduled to be in the movie... the victims dead. Suddenly, the TV flashed on with a single sentence. "I WANT TO PLAY A GAME." Suddenly, the intern standing next to me died, followed by the man who let the woman go. Then I disappeared.
The others probably died... hopefully... I really had fun playing my games with them! Do you-
I WANNA PLAY A GAME WITH YOU.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Old Shit
SAd story

==The Prequel==
There was once a bin name Steven. This bin was best friends with a washing machine named Brian. One day Brian and Steven went out to watch the skies together.
Brian said, "I like that plane."
Steven said, "Me too."
Brain stood up, only to fall down a hill and mess up his electronics. Steven laughed.
Steven laughingly said, "Ha."
Brian said "My wires are tangled. System Re-boot. System Re-boot. Failure. Failure. Set to predator mode. Target acquired."
"No... No, No! NOOOOOOO!" Steven said.
Brian killed Steven.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
SBSPS0E5 - Underwater Twister

Spongebob Squarepants was released in 1999 right in-between the 1999 Kid's Choice Awards, Rumors in 1999 are spreading about a supposed Season 0 that wasn't released and replaced with season 1's pilot. The Episode was delayed for years until 2003 when the episode was accidentally released in China, Brazil And Mexico and then released in USA, A Group of Staff and Voice Actors gathered around to the testing room where they test episodes; One episode was called simply "SBSPS0E5" aka The Underwater Twister".
The Title-card showed Cyan and Dark Blue Colors with the famous SpongeBob font. It slowly faded into sponge-bob's house as Both Sponge-bob And Patrick were laughing and playing around with sponge-bob's new bubbles called "Extreme Bubbles - The Bubbles Worth Exploding" The Quality was a mix of both Season 2 Hand-Made Drawings and Season 10 Facial Expressions but It's quite unknown on the quality. "Gee Patrick! These New Bubbles Are So Much Fun!" Spongebob Said in excitement. "Those Bubbles Pack a Punch, Spongebob!" Patrick said, Flopping on the ground in a comedic way. 
The Two head back inside and turned on the TV. it showed the weather broadcast as the Anchor Fish said "We are expecting a Underwater Twister In Bikini Bottom" Both Spongebob and Patrick Gasped at the sight "A UNDERWATER TWISTER?!" they both cried out as they both ran in circles before running outside and going to Sandy's Treedome. The Splash Screen showed them entering the treedome as sandy was shown, working on one of her robots. "Howdy Guys!" She said, turning around and giving off a big grin. Spongebob And Patrick Hysterically both explaining about the Twister that was gonna happen. but as soon as Sandy were to say something, she was cut off by a low rumble.
The Twister appeared as it was sucking the sand and water as Sandy, Spongebob and Patrick Ran outside the treedome as sandy screamed "MY ROBOTS!" it showed the twister sucking the treedome and the robots. Chunks of metal exploding and electricity sparking every which way out of the robot. Then, a Time-Card revealed saying "After the Destruction..." It showed Bikini Bottom Destroyed, Plankton And Mr. Krab's Restaurant Fallen into Pieces, The Houses And Homes Shown Broken into Metal And Wooden Chunks, The Sky was a dark grey as the rest gathered around outside of bikini bottom. the Last shot showed spongebob asking sandy "Sandy? Where are we gonna live?" Sandy respond with "This is our home now, Sponge-Bob"
the Staff was in horror at the sight, The staff members ordered the sound and video operators to remove the episode from broadcast. By the time of 2004 to 2009, the episode was removed and Nickelodeon had to make the right choice to reset the entire spongebob series by airing the first season of episodes. 
there are NO traces of any signs of the episode, but there is one episode that references the Twister. Season 7 - Episode 141b: "The Main Drain" The Episode where Mr. Krabs Rumors the Main Drain also known as the Twister.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
SCARY GIRL

GUY HOW DO I TURN OFF CAP LOCK'S
ONE DAY ON 4CHAN THE OP OF A CREEPYPASTA THREAD WAS ALL ALONE IN HIS THREAD ON /x/, BUT THEN A SCARY LITTLE GIRL WITH BLACK HOLES AS EYES POPPED UP ON HIS COMPUTER SCREEN! AND SO HE POSTED "FUCK ME" AND IRL HE YELLED "FUCK ME", BECAUSE HE GOT SO SCARED HE SHIT HIS PANTS AND THEN WIPED IT ALL OVER HIS BRAND NEW COMPUTER. BUT HE HAD TO GO TO WORK! THE OP WALKED OUTSIDE, AND SOME ASSHOLE PUT SOMETHING SCARY OUTSIDE HIS DOOR! HE OPENED THE DOOR, AND A SKELETON POPPED OUT! THE OP YELLED "FUCK ME!" REALLY LOUD, AND THEN HE SHIT HIS PANTS AND SMEARED THE GLOBS OF STICKY SHIT ALL OVER HIS WORK CLOTHES. NOW HE HAD TO GET CHANGED!
THE OP GOT CHANGED INTO HIS SHITTY LOOKING LEAST FAVORITE OUTFIT, AND THEN GOT IN HIS CAR; BUT SOMEBODY STOLE HIS ENGINE AND HIS SPARK PLUGS AND HIS MUFFLER AND HIS DASHBOARD AND HIS STEERING WHEEL! PROBABLY A GHOST DID IT! THE OP YELLED "FUCK ME", AND THEN AS HE WAS DRIVING (THE CAR STARTED ITSELF, GHOTSS!!!) HE GOT INTO A REALLY BAD CAR ACCIDENT, LEAKED DIARRHEA SHIT THROUGH HIS ONLY OUTFIT WHILE PISSING AND SHITTING ALL OVER HIS LEATHER SEATS AND THEN THE AIRBAG DEPLOYED, BUT INSTEAD OF THERE BEING AN AIRBAG IT WAS A SKELETON!! THE OP WALKED TO HIS WORK AND THEN STOOD AT THE TOP OF A REALLY LONG ABANDONED DARK SCARY STAIRCASE THAT WAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT LONG AGO IN HIS BRAND NEW WORK OFFICE FOR SOME REASON, AND THE REALLY SCARY LITTLE GIRL WITH BLACK HOLES AS EYES WAS RUNNING VERY FAST AT HIM, UP FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRCASE AND SCREAMING REALLY SCARILY! THE OP SHIT AND PISSED EVERYWHERE, BUT MOSTLY HE SPRAYED POWER-SHIT DIRECTLY INTO THE GIRLS FACE, WHICH KNOCKED HER DOWN TO THE BOTTOM AND NEARLY KILLED HER. SHE GOT UP, IGNORING THE FACT THAT A WATERFALL OF ORANGE DIARRHEA SHIT WAS DRIPPING FROM HER ENTIRE BODY AND STARTED RUNNING AGAIN, BUT SLOWER, SO THE OP WOULDN'T SHIT ALL OVER HER
ALL OF A SUDDEN, JESUS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND HE SAID "I'M GOING TO PUSH YOU DOWN THIS STAIRCASE". NOT EVEN JESUS WAS TRYING TO HELP THE OP, SO THE OP SAID "WELL FUCK ME", THEN JESUS PUSHED HIM DOWN THE STAIRCASE AND LAUGHED REALLY HARD. THE OP HIT EVERY SINGLE STAIR ON HIS HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN WHILE TRAVELING VERY FAST BECAUSE HIS SHIT WAS LUBRICATING THE STAIRS, AND HIT THE REALLY SCARY GIRL WITH BLACK HOLES AS EYES DIRECTLY IN THE FACE WHILE TRAVELING AT 250 MILES PER HOUR ON THE WAY DOWN, CRUSHING HER ENTIRE BODY AND BREAKING HER SKULL OPEN, KILLING HER. THE OP YELLED "FUCK ME!" BECAUSE HIS HEAD HURT REALLY BAD AND HE WAS COVERED IN SHIT. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT! AND THEN ANOTHER SKELETON POPPED OUT! THE OP PROLAPSED HIS ENTIRE BOWELS OUT THROUGH HIS ASSHOLE, AND THEN VOMITED HIS TESTICLES OUT THROUGH HIS EYE SOCKETS! THE WORST PART WAS THAT HE WAS YOUR SON AND A FURRY!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Old Shit
SCARY PASTA PART 1

I was an intern at my new job it was called "Not Scary pasta incorporated" I was the best chef at my future chef school in the year of 2022 and i was best at cooking pasta. One message went around throughout the whole school if you cook pasta don't work at not scary pasta incorporated. It is cursed by the 666 year old pasta chef who was slain in a battle with the president of cooking. I did not believe it for i am not a one to believe rumors. When i got to my new intern job the boss said you will be in charge of the cameras until we think you are ready to not be in charge of cameras. They put me in the room with the cameras and i sat on the chair. It was a very boring job but one thing i liked doing was watching all the dvds previous employees left in the drawers. After i had finished all the dvds i was sad but then i saw another one...it was called something like "noodle.exe"
So I opened the case and pulled out a dvd with a noodle stuck to it. I tried to pull the noodle off bt it was super stuc to to dvd! So i just shoved it into the dvd player anyways but it got stuck on the noodle and didnt close! So i went to a garage sale where a creepy old man was offering tech support. I hate Old peoplE but i needd to get the deeveedee fixed, so i gave it to him but he screamed 19 times and collapsed on the floor crying like 'wah wah wah im so scared! Get the noddle away from me and take my evil dvd player!"
I took the evil dvd player without paying and left to go play noodle.exe. I got back home and put it in my evil xbox and hit playyyyYYYYyy. I started playing the game and it was a super duper scarhy platformer where you played as a chef whose special noodles has escaped. The area was all super scary corpses bleeding hyper realisitc blood from their hyper realistic eyes and i pissed my hyper realistic pants in fear! ZOMG SO SCARY!!!
It was so scary that i went to turn it off, but when i pressed the power button nothing happened! So i pulled the power cord out but it stayed on. And then i heard a hyper realistic giggling sound as i turned back to the sound, and saw a chef man from 666 years ago with a big bruise around his throat and he was crying hyper realistic blood from his eyes and he said "destroy this game so the evil pasta can't escapr! Don't make the same mistakes i did! Kill it!" and the giggling grew louder as the hyper realistic noodle hyper realistically jumped up behind the chef man and the screen cut to hyper realistic static and then switched off on its own. What a weird glitch!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Cliche Madness
SCARY SPONGEBOB DISHES

ONE DAY I HAD A JOB AT THE SPOGNOB FACTRY SO THEY GIVED ME THE FREE THINGS FOR MY SON BECAUSE HE LIKES SPONGOB SO I BRINGDE HIM HOEMD A SPOYGNOB PLATE AND WHEN WE PUTE IT INSIDE OF THE CUBROD IT OPENED WHEN WE DIDNT LOOK IT FLEWED OOPEN AND WE WERE SCARED SO WE PUT IT UNDER MY SONS BED SO HE WOULD ALWEES HAVE IT NEAR HIM.
WHEN HE WAS SLEEPING I WAS SLEEPING AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS SLEEPING BUT THEY WERENT AS YOU WILL FIND OUT THE PLATE SHOOTED UP THOROUGH THE BED AND IT DIDNT LEAVE A TRACEY BEHIND WHEN I WEAKED UP IT WAS HOOVERING ABOVE MY HEAD I WAS SCARRED SO I RAN TO MY SON AND SAID WAKE UP WEAR GOING TO THE SNAGGLEPOOS FACTORY WHEN WE GET THERE WE SAY WE DONT WANT UR PLATE AND WE SAID WHAT HAPPENED AND I FEEL IN LOVE WITH HIM SO WE WENT TO BED WHEN MY SONE WAS TOURING THE FACRY I GOTTED MY CLOES OFFED AND HE WAS LIKE I NEVER NEW U LIKED IT DIS MUCH I WAS LIKE WAT WE HAVENT STATED YET BVUT I LOOKED DOWN AND I SAWED MY STOMAK AND IT WSS A TATO OF SPONGEBOB EXACTLY HOW IT LOOKED ON THE PLATE AND I RAN AWAY BECAUSE THE PLATE HANTED ME AND NOT MY SON I THOUGHT BUT MY SON WENT DISAPPARED BY A YELLOW CRACHURE I NEVER SEEN HIM AGAIN.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
SCARY STORY

SO ONCE I ATE A BOTTLE CAP (DA CANDY NOT DA FUD) AND WHEN MY TEEF BIT IT THEY BLEW UP INTO A CENTILLION (WAN WITH 303 ZEROZ) SHADS! THEY FLEW EVERYWHAR AND KILLED EVERYONE ON THE EARTH EXCEPT ME AND EVIL PATRIXXX. I NOW HAVE NO TEETH DANKS TO EVIL PATRIXXX EATING THEM!
AND THEN MY SKELETON POPPED OUT.
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Shortpasta
SCAT.exe

Ok so i was an intern at Moocroserft.
Then i saw a file, it was called SCAT.exe. I opened it and "I'm a Scatman" by Scatman John blasted through the speakers. Epic fail flashed on the screen and i had a Sezuire.
The next morning, while eating Letter soup, (In a soupcan, of course.) suddenly, the letters turned into something...
Scat... Man... Exe...
Suddenly, i started bursting out "I'm a Scatman." And ran around naked going "BEEEBOPBEEEBABOPBOP, BABOPBABEBOP" Over and over and i got arrested for public nudity.
I went to my cell. And i listened to the radio.
You never guess what came on?
...
...
...
...
...
...
Justin Bieber.
I died of Bieber poison.
...
HAHHAHA just kiddin' this Pasta aint' ending yet!
So, as i was saying.
Scatman came on, so then i screamed at the bars 'BEEEBOOPPBEEBABOP." So i got tazered and put in a padded cell.
Then i heard Scatman in my head.
Then i blew up.
Le bloody freakin' end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:File Extensions
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
SCP-2125

SCP-2125
OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID
SCP-2125 is an average looking music box. The difference with this music box though is that it has HYPER REALISTIC EYES. OOOOOOH.
...and a moustache. uh, ANYWAY,
When any sentient being decides to turn the crank of this SCP, the song "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jon J-Jon Bo-Jon Bon Jovi starts playing. But not in a plinky-plonky music box kind of way, no. It actually plays the entire song in realistic CD quality. This would be creepy enough. However if one decides to keep turning the box, when the song reaches the key change just before the third chorus...
BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING AWFUL THAT KEY CHANGE IS THE MUSIC BOX KILLS FUCKING EVERYONE IN A THREE METER RADIUS WITH LASERS.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Beings
Category:Music
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Shortpasta
SCP-7003

Object Class: Keter
Special containment procedures: A show titled "Breaking Bad" is to be talked about almost non stop by approximately 3% of the population to keep up the disguise that Dean Norris is a real person who plays the role of "Hank Schrader".
Spinoffs and additional movies or TV shows are to be authorised by Senior Researcher Dr [REDACTED].
Description: SCP-7003 takes the form of an anomalous twitter page under the user "Dean Norris". The posts are seemingly normal however few appear to have a cognitohazardous effect on readers, leading them to immediately rewatch all foundation published material relating to Breaking Bad.
If no content is available, readers will find themselves needing to get to Albuquerque to "warn Hank" however, to warn him of what is currently unknown. Class A amnesics are to be administered to anyone caught showing such effects.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:Beings
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:TELAVISHUN
SCP 102005 - The Muffin Man

We've all heard of creatures on the internet called "SCPS", which for those who don't know, stands for Secure, Contain, Protect. There's a lot of good ones out there, but then there are the ones that got rejected either for being too stupid, or being flat-out ridiculous. Which takes us to one very interesting case, dubbed "SCP 102005: The Muffin Man." It is a safe class that takes the form of a muffin, but with a small tiny face that's almost impossible when you first see it. If angered, the muffin would begin throwing muffins at the victim, but will not injure them. It can apparently move, but has never been moving while humans are watching, as it is a "shy" creature.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
SCP 69691337420

Object Class: Keter
SCP 69691337420 is an AWP sniper rifle. When approached up close, you can hear voices speaking cryptic messages like "Mum get the camera" and "Oh baby a triple." If you try to touch it, all your blood will be replaced with hyperrealistic blood.
Hyperrealistic blood is very different compared to normal blood and even real blood. Hyperrealistic blood is shiny and glows very brightly. This causes chemicals in the brain to initiate what scientists call "the spookening" where the victim makes multiple comments about how scary blood is, then disintegrates. If the hyperrealistic blood is seen by anyone then they transform into the protagonist from Sonic.exe, then fly away.
If you wear protective gear however, the "hyperrealistic effect" is preventable and the sniper rifle is fully operational. The rifle works normally, except for one thing. The gun fires blood that travels at approximately 456763758568 miles per second. If you get hit by this blood, then you transform into a spooky scary skeleton. If you encounter one of these skeletons, then you will dance with them for all of eternity. The gun is also theorised to be made out of skeleton dust.
The spookiest thing about SCP 69691337420 is the voices. SCP 69691337420 was created by FaZe [REDACTED]. He created it with the dead bodies of pissy 20 year old CoD players that he quickscoped. The souls are so pissy that they are all still alive. Some scientists even theorise that the skeletonised victims of SCP 69691337420 have their souls trapped in the rifle.
Reports indicate that SCP 69691337420 is sentient. This evidence comes from an experiment by Dr.Dank. Dr.Dank did a personal interview with SCP 69691337420 on March [REDACTED] 19[REDACTED]. Here is that interview.
Dr.Dank: Uhh, hello, my name is Dr.Dank, and you are...?
SCP 69691337420: Yo dog you can call me AWPane.
Dr.Dank: Alright... AWPane... why do you steal people's' souls when they are shot?
AWPane: Yo that ain't mah fault. After I shoot em them souls just back the fuck into me yo. That's the souls prerogative ya know what I'm sayin'?
Dr.Dank: Okay... who constructed you?
AWPane: Yo it was one o them FaZe motherfuckas. It was FaZe [REDACTED]. That motherfucka was crazy, ya know? He didn't like dem kids, ya feel me? I guess he was called [REDACTED] for a reason yo.
Dr.Dank: Fascinating. Can you fire on your own?
AWPance: Yeah dog I can do it now yo.
gun shot*
AWPane: ...shit dog.
Dr.Dank was never heard from again. This is why SCP 69691337420 has the Keter rating. SCP 69691337420 is concealed in [REDACTED],[REDACTED], and approximately [REDACTED] meters below the earth. It is contained in an iron container filled with cum.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Hyper-realistic
SCP GO TO CHEKS

One day the SCP caught Jeff and potato Jeff. The people at the SCP wanted to make their own version of jeff. So they took some of the Jeff's D.N.A and they put them together. They made a really ugly Jeff with really big cheks, they didn't want an ugly Jeff so they said " you are ugly get out of here!" and then the Jeff said "DURRR GO TO CHEKS!"
And he slapped them to death with his cheks. after that him and the other Jeffs left. He got the name WTF Jeff because when people saw him the said "What the Feck". He soon found a chicken coop and started living in it with a bunch chickens. Before long he learned how to speak their language and made some salad for them everyday! But when one of the chickens didn't do what he told them to do he would say " GO TO CHEKS" and slap it to death with his cheks and make it into chicken salad.
One day the farmer went out there and he saw WTF Jeff " ASDFGH WTF ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU HERE? GET AWAY FROM MY CHICKENS, THEY MIGHT CATCH YOUR UGLY!" the farmer yeild and WTF Jeff said "Oh yeah, it looks like you already caught the ugly! And for that you need to go to cheks!" then he slapped the farmer to death with his cheks."
About a week later he decided to get his picture taken! so he went to the picture place and ther camera lady " NO WAY YOU ARE UGLY!! ONLY PRETTY PEOPLE CAN HAVE THEIR PICTURE TAKEN" and then WTF Jeff said "That mean all pretty people need to go to cheks!!" And he slapped her to death with his cheeks."
After that he went to an eye docter to show them his beautiful eyes. When he got there the docter said "You need to learn how to see straight!" then WTF Jeff said "Oh yeah! well you need to learn how to go to cheks!" And he slapped him to death with his cheks!
So the moral of the story is, don't call people ugly or make fun of how they look or they will murder you with their cheks.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Shortpasta