Chocolate Man

September 4th, 2004 in Hershey, PA, a young man working at a Hershey's factory was trying to come up with new kind of chocolate. He thought and thought, but the company did not like his ideas. At the end of his shift, he went home upset. "I'll show them! I just need to think of something that they will all like or my name isn't Lee Gomez!" declared the man. He remembered he had a magic wand. Then it hit him. "I will try to come up with a spell that will turn people into miniature chocolate men or women!" said Lee. So he thought of some magic words, "Chocolate man is what you will be!" then he wrote in Latin,"Scelerisque homo est quid esse!" and now all Lee needed was a test subject.
Later that day, his friend, Jimmy Plum, showed up. "Hey Jimmy! Glad to see you could make it!" greeted Lee. "I'm glad to help a friend!", Jimmy replied. He was excited to try out some new kind of chocolate. Lee pulled out his wand. Jimmy was confused. "What are you doing with that?" asked Jimmy. "Scelerisque homo est quid esse!" said Lee. Jimmy's skin started to bubble and he begins screaming. Lee starts laughing crazily. "WHAT DID YOU DO!?" screamed Jimmy. "You're turning you into a chocolate man!" explained Lee still laughing maniacally. Jimmy suddenly starts to shrink, before his bubbly skin starts to turn into chocolate. After a few minutes, Jimmy became a chocolate man. Lee could not wait to show him to his boss.
The next day, Lee went to his boss with the chocolate man. "Hmmm. This seems interesting. Let me taste it!" said Lee's boss. Lee gave it to his boss. His boss tried it. "Are those cherries and marshmallows inside?" asked the boss. Lee nodded. "You know what? I will let you make more of these!" said Lee's boss. Lee was pleased. "Can I make them at home?" asked Lee. His boss nodded. Lee got some more friends, some workers, and some family members to go to his house and when they arrived, he would turn them into chocolate people.
March 3, 2005, after a few months of reports of missing workers and people, Lee's boss became curious. He sent an investigator to see what Lee was doing. The investigator knocked on Lee's door. "Hello. I am detective Tom Mccaw!" introduced the investigator. Lee let him in. Detective Mccaw started his investigation. He checked everywhere for evidence, but nothing could be found. "Well I think your boss is just crazy! Why would he think somebody would turn people into chocolate people?" concluded Detective Mccaw. Lee shrugged and said,"Well you should tell him that there is nothing wrong.", said Lee. He waved bye to the detective as he left. Lee pulled out his wand from its secret hiding place. He knew what he had to do.
The next day, Lee went to talk to his boss. "Detective Mccaw said that he found nothing wrong." said his boss. "There wasn't anything wrong, sir!" said Lee. His boss rolled his eyes. "I don't think so!" confronted his boss. Lee raised his eyebrows and then pulled out his wand. His boss quickly snatched it from his hand. "Now I will report this and you will explain yourself Mr. Gomez!" shouted his boss. Lee had never lied until the day before, but he wasn't going to let himself go to jail, so he ran out the door. His boss chased after him. After a few hours of running, Lee decided to jump into a machine, turning him into a chocolate man.
Lee's boss saw the body. He thought he should just eat Lee, but Chocolate Lee bit his hand off. Lee's boss started screaming as the blood came rushing out where his arm used to be. Chocolate Lee soon ripped off the top of his boss' head and started to eat his brain. Workers saw that and started fleeing the factory. Before the place was deserted, Chocolate Lee managed to kill 10 other workers by eating their organs and/or body parts. There was blood everywhere from those who were eaten by Chocolate Lee.
Detective Maccaw and his deputy, Ray Jones, went to the factory. They went up to Chocolate Lee. "Can you believe people actually think this thing can kill people? Though he looks familiar" said Detective Jones. "Yeah, kind of stupid for people saying a chocolate person is going around eating people." laughed Deputy Jones. When Jones tried to remove Chocolate Lee's hand, Chocolate Lee grabbed Jones' hand. Detective Mccaw quickly reacted and shot Chocolate Lee's arm. Chocolate Lee fell to the ground. Deputy Jones and Detective Mccaw were able to get the factory shutdown. They both concluded that Lee was able to move being completely made of chocolate because he was a wizard. It also means that the magic is what makes him devour humans in this state. They say he probably used his wand on himself before his boss took it.
If you go by the factory today, you might see him by a window with a sign that says, "Try to find a way in and try to eat me!", you might notice that he has both arms attached and it may seem that his arm never got shot because of his magical abilities, but do not attempt what the sign says or you will be the 12th killed of Chocolate Lee Gomez!
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