Dustbelief HardCORE

Ahh, Undertale.
What's that, you ask?
It's a game made by Toby Fox, with RPG and bullet-hell mechanics. The thing that makes it special is that you can either spare or kill the monsters that get on your way, leading to multiple Neutral endings, Pacifist if you spare and befriend everyone, and Genocide if you exterminate everyone.
With all cleared out, let me introduce myself.
My name is Hilda, and I'm a Pokemon trainer of the Unova region, and a big fan of Undertale, as you can already tell. And I had a weird experience I want to share.
I just had finished the Genocide Route, and i felt bad for doing it, so I decided to do the Pacifist Route again, but my sins wouldn't abandon me, becasue... well... it's better if you find it by yourself.
Anyways, I know a lot of Undertale Au's(Alternate Universes), but there is one who I'm focusing on for this telling.
Dusttale.
It's an AU that takes place in a Genocide route, in which Sans, tired of the massacre caused by the human, decides to do his own genocide, killing monsters to get stronger, included HIS OWN BROTHER.
Well, as the title says, there is ANOTHER AU that is a mixing of Disbelief and Dusttale, in which Papyrus kills Murder!Sans in self-defense and goes in the same path as his brother.
I went on Gamejolt to see if there was a game about it and I found someone in particular called "DUSTBELIEF (COMPLETE)", without a thumbnail. When I clicked it it gave me a Mature Warning, which was weird, because I had warnings disabled. I ignored it and at the next page there wasn't any header and comments too, and the game had 1GB size, which, again, was weird as fuck, cause, it's only a battle, right?
I was fucking wrong.
Since I wanted to play with someone, I decided to get help from my Zoroark, which can transform into literally anyone he wants. We decided that everytime we died, we would switch to play. So, without hesitating, I downloaded the game, and for some reason the game opened itself and it went full screen. It was black for like 5 seconds until some text appeared, which we assumed by the sounds, it was between Flowey and Asgore.
"Are you sure that's what happened?" Asgore said.
"Yes, I'm 100% certain about it." Flowey replied.
"Well, in that case, I must do what's right for my kingdom." said Asgore.
"This plan MUST work, i'm tired of all this suffering." Flowey said desperately.
"Well, good luck." said Asgore to Flowey.
"Same goes for you." Flowey replied.
There was some silence for 5 seconds and then Flowey said this:
"Get ready, smiley fucking trashbag, because YOU are the one who's gonna have a bad time" Flowey said, and then laughed like a maniac.
After that the menu appeared, with the title "DUSTBELIEF HARDCORE." Hardcore? Huh, that's weird, the page didn't say nothing about it.
Anyways, there were three options: START, SETTINGS, and EXIT. I clicked SETTINGS first, and, for our surprise, it had a "voice actor" option.
I chose it, because it would make it cooler.
Then I clicked START, and it cut to black, followed by Omega Flowey's laugh.
The gameplay started with Papyrus, around the Ruins exit.
"SANS, WHERE ARE YOU?" Papyrus said, worried. His voice was what you could hear in any comic dub.
I could control Papyrus, and I walked around the place, I went left first, but Papyrus said "THIS ISN'T THE ROUTE TO SNOWDIN" and retreated.
Then I went right, and when I arrived at Sans' outpost, an Annoying Dog was running towards Papyrus, but suddenly, several bones emerged from the ground, killing the dog instantly, leaving a pile of dust.
"found ya." said Sans with a decrepit voice, and appeared in front of Papyrus.
"SANS, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" Papyrus screamed at Sans.
"brother, you don't have any idea of this. i need to get stronger to defeat the fucking human. unfortunately my plan involves killing you. goodbye, bro." "NO!" said Papyrus angrily, as he launched several bones at Sans, stunning him, which took advantage of it to run away.
"COME BACK HERE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT" Sans screamed, with a demonic voice.
Papyrus didn't last very long, as a bone thrown by Sans pierced his fucking leg, which made Papyrus fall into the ground.
"that was unexpected, but this time i won't let you go" Sans said laughing, as he summoned a Gaster Blaster, but somehow Papyrus pulled out a fucking glock and shot Sans, dealing him 9999 damage.
"well fuck, you defeated me, but i think this might get interesting" said Sans, as he dusted away, leaving only his dusty jacket.
Papyrus kneeled down and the screen went black again, and he cried for 5 minutes until it went back to him, and he already had his appearance changed. Suddenly, he turned his head into the screen and what he said horrified us:
"YOU ARE ENJOYING THIS, AREN'T YOU? YOU MOTHERFUCKERS, WHY CAN'T WE LIVE IN PEACE? YOU THINK THIS IS JUST A FUCKING GAME, HUH? WHY AREN'T YOU DOING SOMETHING BETTER WITH YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES, INSTEAD OF TORTURING US? HAHA, THIS FEELING, IT'S SO GREAT, MY POWER HAS INCREASED! SO THIS IS WHAT SANS FELT, RIGHT? HEH, THAT LAZYBONES COULDN'T EVEN FINISH WHAT HE STARTED, SO I'LL DO IT FOR HIM, I'LL FUCKING KILL EVERYONE!"
Then the screen moved to the left, revealing...
Frisk, but Chara in a ghost form was behind them.
"Well, this wasn't what we planned..." Chara said, with an evil smile.
Papyrus then ran straight to them, screamed "BEGONE, THOT!" and upperkicked them so hard they went straight into the flower bed.
"Goddamit, that dumbass skeleton is gonna ruin OUR genocide" said Frisk, angrily.
"Don't worry, girl, we can try to kill every single survivor, so we can get stronger this time." said Chara, trying to calm her.
We were confused by this. Also, since when Frisk was a girl? Weren't they genderless? I guess in this game not. Then it went back to Papyrus, which was laughing like an idiot until some sirens could be heard, which made Papyrus worried.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" said papyrus, confused. Then Alphys' voice could be heard through some megaphones.
"ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE UNDERGROUND, WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY! THERE ARE TWO PSYCHOPATHS THAT ARE GONNA KILL ALL OF US; A HUMAN WITH A STRIPED SHIRT AND PAPYRUS, AND A TALL SKELETON. WE MUST PROCEED WITH THE IMMEDIATE EVACUATION. IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT THEM, THEN YOU WON'T BE STOPPED. GET READY YOU TWO, YOU WILL REGRET BEING BORN".
"well shit, we're screwed" said a mysterious and distorted voice that sounded like... Sans?.
"YEAH YOU ARE RI- WAIT A MINUTE, WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! IT CAN'T BE..." "well, it can" said Sans, as he appeared in a legless ghost form.
"BUT I KILLED YOU!" Papyrus replied, surprised.
"you really thought you would get rid of me easily? heh, you were always so naive, that's what got you killed in the 50 timelines" "DID I DIE MULTIPLE TIMES?!" "to recap, the human has the ability to RESET and go back where they fell." "ALRIGHT, SO NOW IT'S TIME TO BEGIN THE FUN! NYEH HEH HEH!" laughed Papyrus like a maniac. "OH, I ALMOST FORGOT!" Papyrus said as he blocked the Ruin's entrance with bones. "THAT WILL HOLD EM ALRIGHT!"
Finally, I could control him again, which made us realize this game was just the entire genocide route (except the ruins) but playing as this demented version of Papyrus, which also explains why the game had 1GB size. There is also a Dusttale fangame where you do the genocide but Sans does it too, going around the entire underground, True lab included.
Anyways, I only took a few steps and a green circle apeared in front of Papyrus, which we assumed it was a portal, and we were right, and from the portal came, guess who, Rick and fuckin' Morty.
What the hell? How could this shit be happening? Also they had Supreme clothing.
"Oh jeez Rick, are you sure we had to kill Goku?"
What the fuck? How were they able to do that? This didn't make sense anymore.
"Morty, don't worry, he was an evil Goku from another dimension, we couldn't let him terrorize the universe with his dark DRIP, also these clothes are fuckin' cool!" said Rick. "Well, I guess you are right." Morty said. "Actually, why the fuck are we here?" "You wanted to go to Undertale, so here we are, and don't worry, no one will fuckin' die... maybe, who knows" answered Rick. "Oh right" Morty said. Then they turned around and faced Papyrus, who was standing there all the time without doing anything. Morty, with a smug face, told mockingly to Papyrus "how about you genocide on some bitches, Papyrus?", but Rick was terrified.
"Morty, we need to get outta here." said Rick desperately. "Why? We can defeat him easily!" told Morty. "No, he can't be defeated, WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUTTA H-" Before Rick could finish his sentence, Papyrus threw a bone at Rick, heavily injuring him.
"RICK!" Morty screamed, as he opened another portal with Rick's portal gun, escaping to Alphys' Lab, which was surprised to see more humans.
"W-who are y-" "There's no time for explanations, we are no enemies, and we need to help my grandfather, he's dying!" Morty said to Alphys, worried.
"Morty, there's nothing we can do about this shit, I'm sorry it had to be this way, and also it was about time I hit the bucket, heh, let me give you this..." Rick handed Morty a metallic box. "What's in here?" Morty asked. "It can summon any entity from other universes and realities, maybe it will help to end this fuckin' madness. Goodbye, Morty." Rick said as he closed his eyes, for the last time.
"RIIIIICKKKKK" Morty screamed, crying, and Alphys comforted him.
We shed a tear after what we saw. Then it went back to Papyrus, which I could control for real this time. When I reached the save point, Papyrus looked at it, confused.
"SANS, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" "it's a save point, Paps. it helps the human if they lose all their HP." "SO ARE YOU TELLING ME ALL THIS FUCKING TIME MONSTERKIND DIDN'T HAD ANY CHANCE AGAINST THE HUMAN?!" "welp, yeah, except if someone had enough DETERMINATION to steal their soul, like us." "YOU MEAN LIKE ME, BECAUSE YOU FUCKING DIED, RIGHT?" "who's the one that gave you the power and is helping you? you should be more considerate, bro." "YEAH YEAH, JUST LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH."
So I saved and moved to the next room.
The gameplay was a bit harder, there were more enemy encounters, they attacked faster, and rarely in masses, like, I had to fight 5 monsters at the same time. Also the overworld and battle music was changed to "Thriller" by Michael Jackson, but Papyrus and Sans were singing the lyrics. Oh, and also Papyrus explained he found the fucking glock in Waterfall's dumpster and had it stored for emergencies. How convenient, huh?
Anyways, I was a few rooms ahead of Snowdin when THE ENTIRE SNOWDIN CANINE UNIT appeared in front of Papyrus, and they looked all pissed off. They didn't say anything and the battle started. Everyone was attacking at the same time, and having LVL 8 didn't help much, so I died. On the game over screen Ghost Sans appeared, saying:
"well, you bit the dust. try not to die this time, alright?" and I went back to the save point.
It was now Zoroark's turn, and he transformed into me to play. He began the battle again, and this time the music was "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men, but the lyrics only said "who let the dogs out" on loop, which was kind of fuckin' annoying. The battle was pretty hard, and it took like 5 minutes. Dogamy and Dogaressa were the first ones to fall, followed by Lesser Dog, Greater Dog and at the end Doggo was the last one standing. When he pressed FIGHT to deliver the final blow, Doggo blocked the attack, pulled out a dog-treat and started smoking it.
Are you kidding me? This shit isn't over yet? When the title said "HARDCORE", it wasn't lying.
Anyways, the battle resumed, and the dubstep remix of "Smoke Weed Everyday" by Snoop Dogg was playing, and Doggo was doing Snoop's dance, which was kind of fitting, I guess. Zoroark kept attacking and Doggo blocking, doing the same process like that for 10 turns, until Doggo was tired, so he attacked and killed Doggo. Fucking finally.
Papyrus arrived at Snowdin, and, you won't believe who appeared.
Fucking Henry Stickmin.
Yeah, you heard me right. At this point we aren't surprised, right?
Papyrus looked at Henry confused, and Henry started doing the Distraction Dance.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN-"
Suddenly a text box appeared with only "Ü", as someone shot Papyrus from behind, "killing" him instantly.
What the hell just happened? And what the fuck is an Ü?
It was my turn now, and when I reached to the Ü part, I pressed U to see if it would work, and Papyrus backflipped, dodging the bullet, which, fortunately, didn't harm Henry, who ran away.
"Damm, I missed" said a mysterious voice.
"SHOW YOURSELF!" demanded papyrus.
"Behind you."
Papyrus turned around to see Pico from Pico's School, and "Talkin' Smack" started playing.
"Your massacre ends here, cunt. I'm not letting you go any further" said Pico.
"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE ANOTHER HUMAN?" complained Papyrus.
"That's not the thing you should be worried about. Enough talk, I'm gonna kill you RIGHT HERE!" Pico said, and a battle began, with Pico's school's boss theme.
At this point I was LVL 11, which benefited me a bit more. Pico was attacking me with his gun, and also dodging my attacks. It was really tedious, and when I managed to land a hit on him, he said "Not so fast, jerk. Let's begin the real fight"
The real fight? The game just closed itself and fuckin' Friday Night Funkin opened itself, straight to Week 3. Papyrus replaced the Boyfriend and Sans was on the speakers. Pico, Philly and Blammed were mixed and it was so goddam hard I only lasted 10 seconds, but instead of appearing the game over screen, Papyrus muttered under his breath "FUCK THIS", and pulled out his glock, shotting Pico, which fell on the floor, dead. Then FNF closed and the game opened back in Snowdin, with Papyrus in front of the corpse, which, upon interacting, said:
"WHO'S THE FUCKIN' "Ü" NOW, BIATCH?" said Papyrus mockingly.
At Snowdin, several citizens started attacking Papyrus, and he defeated them one by one, then he went to Grillby's and confronted Grillby, which was pretty hard, but was defeated. After that he headed to his house, to check if someone was there by chance. But when he went inside, the fucking Count from Sesame Street was at the second floor, holding a laptop, and the stairs were blocked.
"Don't even try to use your magic, it won't work." said the Count to Papyrus.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" asked Papyrus.
"Well, if you want to get up here you need to solve some math stuff." Count replied.
"FINE, LET'S DO THIS SHIT!"
The Count said to Papyrus they were doing a Kahoot, and explained the rules. The TV would show the questions with 2-4 answers and Papyrus had to click the correct answer in his phone.
Text boxes appeared and I clicked some answers. Everything was easy at first, but then....
"And now...." said the count, as a LONG ASS CALCULUS APPEARED.
"SOLVE THIS!"
It was really hard, and I didn't knew the answer.
15 seconds later, the Count got pissed off and pressed a button, which made several fucking flamethrowers to come from the walls.
"SOLVE MY SHIT OR DIE!" the Count SHRIEKED..
I was really scared at this, so I clicked a random answer and...
"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WON! NOW YOU SHALL PROCEED!" he said, as he turned into a bat and the flamethrowers disappeared, so now I could go to the second floor.
Papyrus went into his room, and...
It was on fire...
Then I headed to Sans' Room, where there was a box that wasn't before, filled with toys from... TOY FUCKING STORY?!
"SANS, WHEN DID U GOT THIS STUFF?" "i've never seen this in my life. must be the work of that kid that came from the portal. that might explain the crazy shit we have seen" "I FEAR THIS TOYS WOULD ACTUALLY BE ALIVE, SO LETS JU-" Suddenly, there was a bone at the place where the toy box was, but there wasn't any trace of dust. Did the toys just disappear?
"WHAT THE FUCK? THE TOY BOX WAS JUST HERE!" "i'm as confused as you are" "WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?" Then, some noises could be heard from their kitchen.
"OH WHAT THE HELL?" Said Papyrus as he headed down to the kitchen, only to see fucking Woody with a bowl of pasta.
"This shit tastes like ass. Do Ü mind if I add some weed, partner?" asked Woody.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT?!" screamed Papyrus hysterically.
"It's time for Ü to bite the fuckin' Ü, sinner" said Woody, as several toys started surrounding Papyrus. Mr Potato Head came through the celling, screaming "OH SHIT, OH YEAH", Ken BURSTED from the couch, yelling "Yo, anyone order a stripper?", Papyrus' action figures came out of his room, breaking the door and riding the fucking car-bed, Buzz broke down Sans' room door, riding the tornado somehow, The Count appeared out of fucking nowhere, making a MegaMan-like entrance, and, of course, he was dressed as MegaMan, with saws on his hands, Woody cocked his gun and a demonic voice was singing "You've Got A Friend In Me" by Randy Newman.
"FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT" Papyrus screamed, as he tried to get out, but the door was locked. The toys then started laughing more demonically as their eyes turned black with red pupils, like fucking Sonic.exe. Then Papyrus blasted the door away with a Gaster Blaster and when he was out he started destroying his fucking house while screaming, desesperately, and it fucking exploded. Then he went on destroying the entirety of Snowdin until it was ruined at all. Then a victory screen of the style of a retro Sonic game appeared, with the text: "PAPYRUS ANNHILATED SNOWDIN" and there was a fucking body count of 100 people, which was pretty brutal. At this point Papyrus was LVL 15.
After that the screen went black and it went back to Frisk, who was trying to get out of the ruins, and she made it out, because Flowey destroyed the bones.
"W-well, what do we have here?" Flowey said, scared for what would happen to him. "Don't worry, "Asriel", I won't kill you if you join US." offered Frisk. "That's a wonderful idea!" said Flowey, relieved. "We must be fast, you are only LVL 10, you are lucky you found more monsters to kill, so we must go around this place, there must be some free EXP here =)." told Chara to Frisk.
Then it went back to Papyrus, who was already in Waterfall. The music however was MORE fucking lower and creepier than in Genocide, and more monsters appeared as well. When I reached to the first place where Undyne chased the player a text box with Undyne's voice appeared.
"What have you done?"
Undyne emerged from the shadows and started attacking Papyrus, which began to run. The spears were faster and in bigger masses. Papyrus then hid in the bushes, and Undyne tried to attack him, but left the place instead. Maybe she didn't attack because he could surprise kill her.
After that, he proceeded on killing more monsters. When I got into the room where Nice Cream Guy sells his ice-cream, he was there, and he was really pissed off.
"YOU MOTHA-FOKA, YOU RUINED OUR LIVES" screamed the bunny angrily. "I'M GONNA FUCKIN' FREEZE YOU" he said, as he pulled out what it seemed a freeze gun, and the battle started. Of course, he was dodging, and whenever I got hit by his gun, my soul moved slower, making it harder to dodge attacks, but I managed to defeat him.
When I went out of the room, the fucking Baby Shark song started playing, and Papyrus screamed, covering his non-existing ears. Somehow he pulled a fucking toaster and launched it at the water, causing eletricity to flow everywhere, and several bodies came out, some of them dusting. Then for some reason Ben fucking Shapiro came out of nowhere and said "Lets say, hypotetically-" "HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING SAY YOUR FUCKING LAST FUCKING WORDS, FUCKFACE?" Papyrus screamed, as he pulled his glock again and shot him in the head.
What the ffffffuck was even goin' on? This didn't made any fucking sense. I tried to shut off the computer, but Papyrus aimed his gun at me and said "IF YOU APPRECIATE YOUR FUCKING LIVES DON'T SHUT OFF THIS SHIT, CUNTS."
Was he threatening us now?
Since we appreciate our lives, we decided to continue playing whatever was this shit. I gave Zoroark permission to play, since I wanted to have a break.
When he reached to the part where the player has to get to the top with Monster Kid's help, Papyrus just jumped high enough to reach that part. Then Undyne chased him again, and it was harder than before. To make things worse, fucking Lightning Mcqueen from Cars was chasing him for some reason. When Undyne was about to break the bridge, Papyrus pulled the middle finger and said "SAYONARA, BITCHES!" and launched himself off the edge of the bridge. Instead of the cutscene appearing, it went straight to Papyrus, who managed to land successfully on the flowers. Also he was already fuckin' LVL 20, but since this was hard, it wasn't a huge advantage at all. Mad Dummy wasn't in his place, and when Papyrus was about to get out of the room, he appeared, blocking his way, and totally pissed off.
"I'M GONNA FILL YOUR ASS WITH BULLETS, YOU CUCK!" screamed Mad Dummy.
The battle started, and it was the same process as before, and the fucking dummy died later.
After that, he went to Napstablook's house, which was normal, except there was a door that wasn't before, which we assumed it was the bathroom, because someone shitting could be heard, which was fucking disgusting. After that, they flushed the toilet, and from the door came...
Oz Harmounian, from Fuckboy and Cunt Cun- oops I mean Fanboy and Chum Chum. Sorry, I never liked the show.
Anyways, Oz looked really weird. He had a beard, a fedora, his jacket was dark-blue instead of black, his shirt was orange with the fucking Reddit logo, his jeans were still the same, and he had green sneakers. He had Discord logo and animesexual flag pins.
Yeah, that last one is a real thing, unfortunately. Also he was voiced by JonTron for some reason. He was using his phone, and, by what he said, we assumed he was using Discord.
"Sorry, dude, but you can't shitpost in #venting, so i'll have to kick you from the server for a month. Anyways, as I was saying, yes, I think they should lower the age of consent."
Oz then noticed Papyrus was in front of him, and he said: "Sorry guys, but this is the end, it has been a good run, but my day has come. Goodbye." Oz then put his phone in his pocket.
"*sigh*... Let's just get this over with" said Oz, with a serious face, and the fight started.
The fucking Among Us trap remix was playing, and Oz was doing the Carson Shearer dance, while a crewmate in his shoulder was twerking. When Oz dodged his attack, the crewmate said "WHEN THE SKELETON IS SUS!" and the letters fell down. Their attacks were just fucking words and Oz launching action figures at him. When Oz got hit, he collapsed at the floor, dead, and the crewmate, with a sad face, said in japanase "i have failed you" and fucking stabbed himself.
After that, he checked the PC to see if there would be some wacky shit, and, what we saw surprised us.
There were some scenes of Persona 4, but the characters from the Delivery Dance ad of GrubFuckingHub were there instead of the original ones, and they were dressed as the protagonists. Not gonna lie, It was pretty well done. Also Teddie was replaced by Boogie Man's son.
At one moment, Boogie Man, who was dressed as Yu Narukami, said to his friends "there's still someone who hasn't been defeated yet" and looked at the screen, with a fuckin' creepy grin. Papyrus, upon this, grabbed the PC and threw it at the wall, but it was still working. All of the sudden, the GrubHub characters were in live action and wore red robes, like a fucking cult, and started twerking at a pentagram, which was slowly dragging them into it, as the Delivery Dance theme was playing, but low and satanic, and they were chanting in reverse Latin.
Seriously, whoever made this shit must have been high as fuck when developing this pathetic excuse of a fucking game.
Also, just so you know, the theme is called Soy Yo, by Bomba Estéreo.
The pentagram appeared in front of Papyrus and the characters started emerging from it, still twerking. Papyrus tried to break the walls and door to get out, but the house didn't break, as if some weird-ass protection spell was casted on it. Papyrus only had one chance, fight the freaks.
In the battle, the characters looked like their normal selves again, and they were dancing while attacking him with their fucking food. It went on like 6 minutes until he managed to kill everyone.
If it wasn't enough, Emperor fucking Palpatine from Star Wars broke down the bathroom's door with his force lightning, covered in shit and foaming as he SHRIEKED "THE SITH STILL BREATHE", but Papyrus blasted the fucker away.
When he got out, he went to the thundersnail stage, and Fanboy and Chum Chum were there, which looked really angry.
"It seems that you managed to kill our friend..." said Fanboy, with a sad tone.
"SO WE WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER" hollered Chum Chum.
The battle started, but everything went weird from the start. Fanboy had a fucking katana and Chum Chum had a wand, and they were attacking him with slashs and spells while some fuckin' japanase version of Harry Potter's theme was playing. They were crying more as the turns passed, and suddenly, Fanboy hollered "STOP!", and the battle ended.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" asked Papyrus.
"We didn't thought we had to do this, but you leave us no choice." replied Chum Chum.
What happened next horrified us.
Fanboy and Chum Chum grabbed their masks and started pulling them. They pulled them so fucking hard they ripped off their skin and hair, exposing their skulls. There wasnt any blood or organs, they just pulled their masks like a fucking cartoon gag.
"RATTLE US BONES" Fanboy and Chum Chum SHIERKED.
The battle resumed and now it was harder than before. Also they had bone attacks somehow and Spooky Scary Skeletons was playing.
When they got the final blow, they fucking EXPLODED in a mass of bones, blood, organs, and Frosty Freezy Freeze.
It went back to the overworld again and it showed Papyrus, covered in blood and freeze drink, in front of FB and CC's rests.
"OK...." said Papyrus, with utter shock.
Then he walked to Gerson's shop, but he wasn't there.
Instead, Morty appeared, hanged.
We were absolutely shocked. Did Morty actually killed himself?
We were wrong, because Papyrus tried to steal from Morty's "corpse", but accidentally pulled him down and some TNT blocks from Minecraft fell. He ran out of the shop before it exploded, and from it a human-sized plush of Morty came flying. It turned out that they tricked Papyrus into thinking Morty died.
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, WHY THEY HAVE TO BE A PAIN IN THE ASS?" "don't worry, bro. no matter what, we will achieve our goal at the end." "YOU ARE RIGHT, SANS!"
Then, the smoke dispelled, and Jeff from fucking Clarence came out of the shop, which was kinda funny, because he kinda looks like Minecraft Steve, right?
He didn't say anything and the battle started, and Revenge by CaptainSparklez was playing, while Jeff was attacking him with a fucking diamond sword. He died eventually.
Papyrus proceeded on murdering the rest of Waterfall, until he stumbled upon Temmie Village, but no one was there. At the next room, Undyne didn't appear.
We had a bad feeling about this. Undyne's fight in genocide was already hard itself, and now, in this game, it could be insane.
Papyrus reached the bridge and Monster Kid appeared behind him. The scene was the same as in the original genocide. Monster Kid stood in Papyrus' way, and the skeleton attacked him, but Undyne appeared in from of him, receiving the attack.
The dialogue was normal, until Undyne told him to get out, but Papyrus attacked on his own and hitted MK, which he dusted, crying.
"NO! I.. I couldn't protect them, I'm not a real hero, I have failed everyone...
...
No... I'm not giving up just yet, and not at the hands of the one who I once considered a friend... You have really dug your own grave, freak. Papyrus. No, WHATEVER you are. For the sake of the whole world... I, UNDYNE, will strike you down!" she said, as she began transforming into her Undying form. "You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT"
The fight was exactly like the original one, except it was playing an epic metal remix of Battle Against A True Hero. Even though it was hard, it was still enjoyable and normal.
When he was about to deliver the final blow, Undyne said "Ha, you thought I didn't had a plan B, right? QUEEEEEN!"
The battle ended, and out of fucking nowhere, McQueen appeared again with fuckin' jet wings.
"KACHOW, BITCH!" he said, as he blasted a fucking missile out of his mouth at the left side of the bridge. Upon this, Undyne and Papyrus ran to the right but McQueen blasted another missile and the bridge broke down. Papyrus tried to reach the wall but Undyne grabbed him and pinned him down.
"IF I'M DYING I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!" she said.
Mater appeared at the right side of the broken bridge, and he threw his hook.
"You fool, I'm not dying! Matter will grab me and I will drop you, so you won't be able to come back!" Undye said, laughing.
Papyrus then headbutted Undyne, which led him free from her, and summoned a bone, which pierced Undyne's head, brutally decapitating her. Then he grabbed the hook, fooling Mater into thinking Undyne grabbed it. When he was up, he blasted Mater with a Gaster Blaster.
"MAAATTTTEEERRR, NOOOO! I WILL FUCKIN' MERK YOUUUUU!" screamed McQueen, as he flied towards Papyrus, but, like Mater, he was blasted..
After that, Papyrus fucking default danced.
He went to the next rooms, and no one appeared at the top of the mountain. At Hotland's entrance, the banner was actually working, but instead of saying "Welcome to Hotland", it said: "Welcome to HELL".
"WOW, GOOD FUCKING WAY TO WELCOME US!" "i agree, bro. we are at the half of our adventure, you are already LVL 27, this is fuckin' impressive as crap. let's do this shit." "RIGHT, SANS!"
The screen went black and it showed Frisk, Chara and Flowey again, at the remnants of Snowdin, smoking weed.
What the hell?
They all had red eyes, due to the effects of the weed. Of course, Chara wasn't smoking, but somehow was under the effects of the drugs.
They were talking about how they killed some fucking penguins that knew martial arts and also were already at LVL 17. Flowey complained about one of them, who described it "explosive as SHIT".
I'm pretty sure what they said was true, due to the fact that a lot of incoherent stuff happened through the game, also we assumed they were talking about The Penguins of Madagascar.
They were on the Skelebro's house , digging through the rests, to see if there was something of value when suddenly Woody, who was somehow fucking alive, BURSTED from the ground, with his jaw destroyed, and with only a fucking arm, eye, and leg. Despite having one leg, he was standing like normal.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" Frisk SHRIEKED.
"S-sho-o-ot fo-fo-for th-h-he Ü-Ü-Ü" said Woody, like a broken robot, as he pulled his gun, but Flowey quickly stabbed him with his vines and ate his head.
"This... This has gotten really crazy... What are we really dealing with now?" said Chara.
All of the sudden, a fucking Beamer stopped in front of them...
I shit you not, Joaquin Phoenix's Joker and Bert and Ernie from Sesame FUCKING Street came from it.
This was weird, because that movie came in 2019, and, even though the events of Undertale took place in 201X, the game was likely to happen in 2019. Does anything make fucking sense anymore? Why im saying dumb things? SEE WHAT THIS FUCKING GAME HAS CAUSED ME?!
Anyways, they were also high on crack, Joker had fucking nunchakus, and the plush fuckers had metal whips.
"I knew they were fucking clowns, but we didn't expect them to bring an ACTUAL one! And also his weird ass friends!" Flowey said, mockingly.
"You won't be laughing when we are done with you fuckers!" Bert replied.
"That's right, you are fucking done for!" said Ernie.
"The only thing I will be laughing at will be your fucking CORPSES!" Joker said.
"Well, it's gonna be very hard EXP to obtain" said Chara.
The screen went black, and Papyrus appeared again, at the lab's entrance. It was my turn now.
"ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THIS!" "right, bro, but there's something I haven't told you about." "WHAT IT IS, SANS?"
...
"I SEE... SO ARE YOU TELLING ME THERE'S A "TRUE LAB" WITH "DETERMINED" MONSTERS?" "yep. and I think we should go there after we wipe out the core, just in case the kid gets ahead of us" "ALRIGHT!"
I entered the lab, and everything went black. Suddenly, for some FUCKING reason Papyrus started speaking japanase, and there wasn't a text box anymore. Instead, there were subtitles.
Did the game just became an anime?
"I CAN'T SEE SHIT!" "me neither."
Suddenly, a voice that sounded like Funtime Freddy from FNAF Sister Location started speaking, but in FUCKING japanase of course.
"Why are you having complications with darkness, if it has already become part of you?" said the voice. "SHOW YOURSELF, COWARD! STOP HIDING AND ACCEPT YOUR FATE!" said Papyrus.
"You are really stupid. You don't have any IDEA of who you're dealing with. Oh well..." said the voice, as the lights turned on, only to reveal that everything was now in FULL Jojo's Bizarre Adventure style, specifically Vento Aureo.
Suddenly, someone appeared at the lab's exit.
It was no other than....
Diavolo...
Apparently he was the one talking like Funtime Freddy.
In case you didn't knew, Kellen Goff is the voice actor for both Funtime Freddy and Diavolo in the english dub, as well as many other characters, so that might make kinda sense. Although I doubt there is even anything with sense in this fucking game.
"... I'M REALLY GETTING TIRED OF GODDAM FREAKS LIKE YOU!" said Papyrus, as he ran into Diavolo, but he screamed "KING CRIMSON" at the top of his lungs, as he summoned his stand, and everything around crumbled. Papyrus looked crimson now, and was moving EXTREMELY slowly, as he turned around and fired a Gaster Blaster. Of course, Diavolo managed to get out of his reach.
When time went to its normal flow again, Diavolo was gone, and Papyrus was in utter shock.
"WHAT?!.. THERE'S NO BODY OR DUST, HOW DID I GOT IN THIS POSITION SO QUICKLY? I WAS JUST RUNNING TOWARDS THAT... HUMAN!" "hold up, i think this has something to do with the toy box issue back in Snowdin." "THAT MAKES SENSE, SANS! WHERE'S THAT FUCKER?!"
Someone could be heard laughing at the second floor. Papyrus was about to get in the mechanic stairs, but he got stabbed in his shoulder by a fucking stand arrow, which made him scream in agony, as he pulled the arrow out of his shoulder. The shooter was Alphys, who just pulled out her middle fingers and ran away.
"WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING EXTINT, GODDAM WHORE?!" hollered Papyrus, EXTREMELY angry.
"You should be worried about other things" said Diavolo, appearing in front of him.
Papyrus tried to attack him, but was feeling so dizzy he fainted. The last thing he heard was "I, Diavolo, will not let this chance go to waste!" before everything went black.
After a minute, Papyrus woke up, still in Jojo's style.
"OUCH... MY HEAD...SANS, WHERE ARE YOU?" said Papyrus, as Sans came out of him, but he didn't look like a ghost anymore, and had legs again.
"SANS? IS THAT YOU? YOU LOOK... WEIRD..." "bro, believe me, but I couldn't come out on my own. I was trapped inside you." "WHAT?! HOW? WAIT, THERE'S A NOTE HERE!" said Papyrus, as he picked a paper on the floor.
"Hello, Papyrus
If you are reading this, it means that you have survived and the arrow has found you worthy. That means you have obtained a stand. It's a visual manifestation of spiritual energy. They are named after musicians, bands, albums, and songs. You can control it, and it comes with a random ability or abilities. My stand, King Crimson, can skip time and predict attacks. If it suffers damage, you suffer damage too. Hope that clears a lot.
Not sincerely,
Alphys and Diavolo."
"wow. so that means I have become your "stand", and, therefore, YOU have my abilities." "RIGHT, SANS! THIS IS SO AMAZING! I FEEL EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN BEFORE!" "let's try something. try to teleport to the second floor. just think about it, and I'll do the rest." Sans said, as Papyrus successfully managed to teleport. "we did it. now the human don't stand a chance against us." "ABOUT THAT... DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD HAVE KILLED EVERYONE, AND BY EVERYONE, I MEAN E V E R Y SINGLE LIVING BEING? BECAUSE, THE HUMAN COULD BE ABLE TO GET STRONGER!" "relax bro. besides, you probably have surpassed them in LVL by now" "I UNDERSTAND. ALIGHT SANS, LETS DO THIS!"
Suddenly, everything went normal and I left the Lab.
Hotland's section was like the others, except the music was the ACT 1 of Lava Reef Zone from Sonic The Hedgehog 3, but hellish. When I reached the "Cooking Show" room, everything went black, and a girl's voice said "Welcome, everyone to.."
The lights turned of to reveal none other than Cooking Mama herself. And also a wall was in front of the entrance, so Papyrus couldn't proceed.
"Cooking with Mama! Today we have two special guests, so let's just give a warm welcome to Gordon Ramsay and Remy!" she said, as they appeared.
"So what are we cooking today?" asked Remy. "Did you forgot? We are making carbonara pasta." replied Gordon. "Oh right, I forgot. It doesnt matter, lets just get this done."
They actually made the pasta with their own hands, and by this I mean homemade pasta. They were doing it for one hour while relaxing music was playing. It was kinda calming to say at least.
After they finished, they put all the pasta in a huge bowl, and then Mama said "Oh, by the way..."
Suddenly, the relaxing music stopped. Mama went really angry, and started shaking her head left to right, like a pendulum, as she pointed at Papyrus, screaming "WE NEED TO KILL THAT FUCKER"
Then heavy metal music played, and Mama pulled out a skinless turkey, SLAMMED it on the table, whipped out a fucking rifle and shot it repeatedly. Ramsay chopped it furiously and Remy put the chopped turkey in a shredder.
The fuck was this, a HowToBasic video?
Mama screamed "BULL" as she poured Red Bull in the bowl. They were putting things like onions, hot sauce, grilled cheese, tuna, salad... Then Remy shat on the bowl and Ramsay puked on it.
Finally, Mama drew a pentagram around the bowl and the three started fucking chanting something in Italian as the Pizza Time theme from the Spider Man 2 videogame was playing.
Suddenly, the bowl fucking exploded and the screen got covered with pasta.
After the screen cleared out, the barrier was gone, as them too. I took some steps when a LOUD SCREECH was heard, and suddenly, THE FUCKING FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER appeared in front of Papyrus, with Mama, Ramsay and Remy riding it, but they looked weird. Mama looked like a KISS member, Remy was a fat fuck and was dressed like Bigge Cheese from Barnyard, and Ramsay looked like Donald Trump.
The fight was really hard, the monster was throwing spaghetti rods, and the trio used fucking cookware as weapons. Yada yada they died later.
When I left the kitchen everything turned into Jojo style again, and Papyrus looked at the CORE.
"SANS, SHOULD WE BLOW IT UP BEFORE THE HUMAN ARRIVES?" "i'm not sure bro. maybe we fuck everything up for us" "YEAH, IT'S A STUPID IDEA"
Before Papyrus could get into the elevator, FUCKING SIREN HEAD bursted out of the lava, and SCREAMED "EAT SOME LAVA, FUCKLORD!" as he put his head into the lava, absorbed some of it, and blasted lava at Papyrus. He then teleported trying to evade the lava, and got on top of a blaster, riding it and attempting to kill Siren Head. They were fighting, trying not to destroy the CORE until Papyrus managed to kill the monster.
Then Papyrus went into the elevator as everything went normal.
At the Spider Bake Sale, Moe from The Simpsons and someone who we had never seen in our lives were waiting for him. The second person looked like a human with an eyepatch.
"About fucking time" said Moe.
"Let me introduce myself. I'm Hewkii the Tisc Boi, and today we are gonna fuck you up" said the other one.
The battle started. We expected Moe to use his shotgun, but, instead, he had the fucking Monado from Xenoblade Chronicles and Hewkii had a pink sword.
After the battle, I went to Muffet's nest, and she actually died on one hit.
Before entering the MTT resort a cutscene played.
"WOW SANS, WE ARE ALMOST AT THE END OF OUR ADVENTURE. WE ONLY HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE CORE, THE TRUE LAB..." "and wait for the humans in the castle's hall." "WAIT... I ACTUALLY DIDN'T THOUGHT OF THE PLACE WHERE WE WOULD HAVE OUR FINAL CLASH, SO I'LL TAKE THAT!
The game then transitioned to Frisk, Chara and Flowey at the broken bridge.
"How are we gonna go through this?" said Chara. "Let me handle this!" Flowey said, as he held himself on the broken ledges, carrying Frisk. They managed to get to the other side. They were walking until a fucking taxi came from the cave, almost crashing them. Kermit from The Muppets and fucking Lego Batman came from it.
"You fuckin' idiot, you were supposed to fucking kill them with your taxi!" said Batman. "What's the fun in that?" replied Kermit. "Whatever, let's just take down these fuckers" said Batman.
"Well shit, here we go again" said Flowey.
The screen went back to Papyrus, already in the CORE. Zoroark played through the entire zone. The overworld and battle theme was the X Naut Fortress theme from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, but it was actually normal. Everything was also normal, except a drunk as fuck Mario appeared to fight him.
When he reached Mettaton's stage, everything went into Jojo's style once again, and at that place appeared Mettaton Neo, Diavolo and...
Morty....
"Remember me, BITCH?!" screamed Morty, who was buff as fuck now. "SO YOU ARE THE ONE MESSING WITH US BY SENDING THOSE MONSTROSITIES?" hollered Papyrus. "Oh, Dar- i mean FREAK, the only monstrosity here is YOU!" Mettaton said, disgusted.
"I have made several mistakes in the past. Mistakes that costed my life, and put me in an endless loop of suffering. But Morty has given me a chance. A chance to rise again. I, Diavolo, with the help of this world, will end your life, once and for all" Diavolo proclaimed.
They started fighting. Morty was throwing boulders at Papyrus and Mettaton was using his stuff. Diavolo used his stand to make things harder for Papyrus, but he managed to take down Mettaton and Morty. A sad music played for them.
"Hope you liked my last show...." Mettaton said, as he died. "Rick, i'm coming..." said Morty, and he also died.
Diavolo was the only left.
It was the best stand fight we had ever seen. At first, Diavolo had advantage, because he could skip time and predict Papyrus' attacks, but as the fight continued, Papyrus was able to counter KC more and more, until he finally killed Diavolo.
After the intense battle, everything went normal yet again, and he proceeded to take the elevator, but when the doors closed, the elevator fell really fast, until it crashed and everything blacked out.
The game went back once again to the humans and the flower at the CORE'S entrance, but apparently Chara and Flowey became Frisk's stands because Alphys also stabbed Frisk, and also Flowey was wrapped around Frisk and he wasn't able to escape.
"Well, this is very convenient. Now we are ALL TOGETHER and there's no way we can backstab each other. Isn't it cool, guys?" "Yeah..." Flowey and Chara said, doubtful.
Suddenly, two shadowy figures fired at Frisk some strange proyectiles, but she blocked them with Flowey's vines.
"Well, it seems we are gonna need more than just a crust gun" said one of them, revealing themselves as fucking Gru from Despicable Me. Dru was the other figure. Oh, and also Burgerpants was there.
"No matter what, WE will eradicate this world!" proclaimed Frisk.
The game returned to Papyrus, waking up from the crash, at The True Lab.
"WELL, AT LEAST WE ARE HERE. TIME TO DO THIS"
The music was normal this time. It was my turn once again. When I reached to the Save Point room, someone was on the vending machine. I tried to interact with them, but they spindashed.
Wait... were they Sonic?
I could actually kill the amalgamates, and when I reached to the Beds Room, Henry was there.
"REMEMBER ME?" said Papyrus.
Henry didn't replied, instead, he morphed into Trollge.
What the actual fuck was that?
The fight was fucking terrifying.
After killing Trollge, fucken Garfield appeared, but walking at four paws.
I chased him until I reached the Green Key room, but he suddenly turned into Gorefield.
After killing him, Sonic the Hedgehog appeared, but it was actually fucking Movie Sonic from LumpyTouch.
After killing him, I killed the rest of the True Lab, until I reached to the Power Room. When I turned it on, Alphys appeared behind Papyrus.
She fought him, but died.
"FINALLY, WE CAN GET CLOSE TO THE END!" exclaimed Papyrus.
There wasn't any cutscene featuring Frisk when Papyrus took the elevator.
When I reached New Home, Papyrus started running on his own, and I couldn't control him. He was blasting the entire fucking city while screams of pain could be heard.
When he reached to the Judgement Hall, Frisk was there.
"Well, look who arrived" said Frisk. "HUMAN. NO... I CAN'T EVEN CALL YOU THAT ANYMORE... WHAT YOU HAVE DONE IS DISGUSTING... AND I WILL PUT AND END TO THAT!"
At this point, Papyrus was fuckin' level 40.
At the first phase of the battle, Frisk was using her knife and Flowey's vines. Each attack took like 20 hp, and I didn't have KR, so I had to be careful with them. Of course, she was dodging the attacks, and she talked about how the last timeline gave her trouble, because Sans had killed monsters.
When she got hit, she got pissed off and the second phase began. This time, the attacks were faster and she could summon multiple knives. She mentioned the weird things that happened in this timeline, and how they benefited her and her "friends".
She got hit again, but was left at 1 HP.
"You idiot, you think you are gonna win already? You won't be able to overcome this" she said, as she ate Toriel's pie and summoned Chara, beginning the third phase.
This was the hardest phase of them all.
After that, the fourth phase came. This was just a Disbelief fight. I mean, this AU is a mix of- you fucking know already.
I actually decided to spare her, and this surprised her.
"Wait, you are... Sparing me? I can't take this anymore, I'm gonna do it, I have to-" Suddenly, everything around glitched and the game blacked out.
A SFM video started playing, of Frisk regretting her choices and fixing everything, by doing the True Pacifist.
When the video ended, the game shut down itself. I tried to check it out on the GameJolt page, but it was gone, so the game exists in our minds now.
After that, we decided that we would never do anything related to genocide ever again. Sounds ridiculous, but we wanted the monsters and Frisk to live happy, and that's what we did.
THE END 
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