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PHUN PHASES OBBY!! (150 LEVELS)

Hi, I'm just an amateur ROBLOX developer, and ended up encountering The Phun Phases Obby, lucky me! Phun Phases Obby, believe it or not, is actually a.. Chrome extension. I was just browsing through Google extensions, and I found this masterpiece. Believe me, it's a worse presented "9 Circles of Hell" sort of gag. Anyways, if you don't want to go through hell by browsing for it in the Chrome Web Store, then going through hell once again for 2 days. If you DO end up coming across this Picasso's Final Painting, I wouldn't sacrifice Chrome for it.
When I encountered this I just thought it was cute. I was suspicious, though. I've gotten that feeling so many times as well, and I'm completely unable to trust my choices. It can simply be found by browsing through Chrome extensions. It should look like the screenshot I attached when you click on it.
Immediately once you go to the ROBLOX home page, a banner will appear notifying you that a quick change will be made to the ROBLOX platform right after you refresh. I felt an eerie silence at the time, trust me, you will too, but you could easily turn back by deactivating the extension and removing it from Chrome. No worries-- by the time you deactivate the extension, it will be safe for you to refresh, and the banner will be gone. But why am I telling you to go? You came from the real chills buster! Refresh, and the screen will turn BOGUS. Your mouse will now be unable to move for the next 6 days, so all you could do is watch now. Nothing really happens today, so come back tomorrow! :D
From this phase, Phun Phases will send you to a random game that are assigned a random number. 5, 7, 5, 7, 7 in order. This is not something to be encoded. Believe it or not, this is the pattern for the Japanese poem of poetry "Tanka". One of the games happens to be about stars that you could spot through a telescope. Interacting with Star Akiko will flash a strange line of poetry-- Tanka poetry.
Two stars deep into heaven
Whispering love
Behind the nighttime curtain
This is part of a poem collection released in 1901. When you've gotten to the last game, you have to enter a VERY simple code. Predictable to say the least, you just have to write it down. I'm not even kidding, the code is 1901. That just.. sounds very fake. The effects from Phase 1 will still be there, so good luck waiting another day :)
Well, you can finally rest now :D
The stupid "obby" is done, you can turn off the extension, and remove it from Chrome FOR GOOD. I swear, it's just a breath of fresh air. You are literally DONE. Just.. DONE. bai :3
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Roblox
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
PHYSICS

I find your argument to be repetitive and misogynistic as well as misandristic. You fluently degrade both genders, claiming that women are just used as sex receptacles, and that men are just dumb oafs who don't know any better. Are you, perhaps, a misanthrope or an alien? Because you certainly act like one judging by your sexist, cold behavior that implies hatred for ALL human beings, since there is no other gender besides man and female. Your views are trite and unfair, as well as underdeveloped and barbaric in condition to the expanding osmosis of your degeneracy.
Regarding the cryptic knowledge of the underlying defeat, you also degrade misanthropes and nihilists, though you both act like one. What truly bothers me, though, is your insensitivity to women and females in general. Though I am of the male species, I am a firm believer in the feminist movement and your idea that females are all trash cans for sexual intercourse is absolutely appalling. I find your views to be both biased and eviscerating, underlining the national cosmos of humanitarianism and extroturbulantism, both of which go against the boldly written in stone words of Caesar and Larsson's Law.
Fatalism seems to also arise in your sexism, as you claim that the universe is a diabolical expanding mass in which it's sole purpose is to copulate involuntarily, thus rejecting and marking off all signs of intricate absolutarianism and infallacies of cosmotic contemporaries.
You claim also that men are uneducated defects, however your arguments are clearly taken down with prevalent ease when you think of the retrospective calamitous suspect of male specimens such as Stephen Hawking and Don Campan. Under the defiling truth of humanity's omnipresent success, the omnipotent couragenessness of epileptic atrocities begins to make its mark on the insipidity of your undercasted fatalism driven flaws.
Your behavior is again disappointing, and I expect far better from one whom has apparently studied in omnipresent physics university as well as homosexual and heterosexual cellular developement begins in the core of the infinite space, transporting the molecular metronomes into evaporating penile intrusions of the calamitous entripid corrosions of miscalculative berevity.
Category:Trollpasta
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Rants
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
PIKMIN DEATH DAY

SO OLIMAR WAS IN DA SUBNERGED CASTLE AND DEN A WATERWRAITH CAME AND KILLED ALL DA BLUEZ! HE HAD DEMON EYZ! SO OLIMAR LEFT AND IN SNAGERT HOLE, HE LOST ALL OF HIS YELOWS TO DA SNAGRETZ! DEN, IN BULBLAX KINGDOM, DA KING BULBLAX ATEW HIZ WHITES, AND DEN DA REDS DYED BY THE TITEN DWEVIL. HE ONLY HAD PUPRLE AND BULBIMN LEFT. THJE PURPLES DIED BY FALIN IN THE WATER,A ND THE BULBMIN WERE KILD BY DA WATERWRAITH AGAIN!!!q@!!!!!!
SO ALL DA PIKMIN THAT WEREN'T IN A ONION DIED. OLIMAR HAD 20 OF EACH LEFT (EXCEPT DA BULBMIN, DEY ALL DIED). DEN, LOUIE KILED HIM WITH LAZER EYEZ!
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Vidya games
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Shortpasta
PL4NT5 V5 Z0MB135

Christian finally got Plants vs Zombies for his PC, but before he hovered on the download button, his friend Thomas said "Don't download the game, it's haunted".
He did not listen and downloaded the game. After he opened the game, everything was normal until 1-4.
He planted 2 Sunflowers and he realized that they were giving sun every 40 seconds, after he saved 100 sun, he planted a Peashooter, but after the Peashooter defeated the zombie, the game glitched and the Peashooter became glitched.
The game immediately sent him to 4-3, as he realized that Peashooter wasn't avaible and looked like this
He did not chose Puffshroom, he planted a Sunflower but after 9 seconds, the Peashooter appears in front of her and kills her, he did not know what's happening. The game crashed and opened an android emulator emulating Plants vs Zombies 2 and was sent to Pirate Seas, he realized that Sunflower wasn't avaible and became red with a giant realistic eye covering her face.
He planted Bonk Choy after saving 150 sun, after 13 seconds the glitched Peashooter appeared and killed Bonk Choy.
But then the emulator switches game to Plants vs Zombies Heroes with all cards collected, except for Peashooter & Sunflower, he realized that Bonk Choy wasn't collectable and became dark green with souless eyes and had a shark's teeth.
He made a conjuring deck as Chompzilla and after setting his opponent's health to 2, the Electric Boogaloo player occupied all lanes with pet zombies.
He played Captain Cucumber in Zombot 1000's lane, then his opponent did not have tricks to play and pressed the FIGHT! button, before Captain Cucumber had a chance to hit Zombot 1000, it transformed into the glitched Peashooter and killed Captain Cucumber.
The emulator closed by itself and Christian's PC wallpaper went black, then the glitched Peashooter appeared in it, after 18 seconds, static occours and there is the I AM GOD text on top of the glitched Peashooter and then a loud jumpscare occours that causes Christian to fall out of his chair. He said "I will never play Plants vs Zombies again"
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Vidya games
Category:Beings
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
PLAZMA BURST 2 CREEPY GAEM

Okay so uh this is my first creepypasta so enjoy!
Day 1, 3:21 P.M
I was a normal pb2 player, like to socializing around in chat, kidding around in the game, and making maps.
So I decided to search some players, but this is getting weird, the top players list's boxes are gone, however there's a box labeled: Zakhaev Gurt.I shrugged and turned off my computer and gonna take a nap.
Day 1, 10:14 P.M
I woke up and continued my pb2 fun, but instead of the new loading screen, there's a black and white picture of a man and instead of the play button, it says 'Zakhaev Gurt'..This is getting odd, i messaged eric gurt and he replied:
'He was my older brother,but no longer with us.' I was sweating a bit but continued playing untill my mom told me to go to sleep.
Day 2, 2:35 P.M
Guys, I don't know what's happening, but pb2 is getting odd...Every text is labeled the name of his deceased brother.But I ignored and I go to multiplayer, and go to california, but this is weird, there's only 1 map, it's called 'come' and the I.D is accicardent.I joined, then i met a player named Zakhaev, i mean why? everything is labeled Zakhaev! But he didn't have a pb2 skin, he has a trenchcoat, a hat that covers his face, i said to him a simple 'Hi' but he didn't reply and all i hear is nothing but a bloodcurdling scream, the gameplay fades black, expect me, but a CS jeep ran into me and instead of the red dots the blood is realistic!
To be continued.*
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Vidya games
Category:Jornel
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Shortpasta
PLEASE READ

DON'T STOP READING. Just continue as you were doing before. It's important that you remain undetected.
We're here to help you. We've been given orders to monitor your online activity for more than a month. As of right now, you're being watched by at least twelve separate surveillance devices.
Please continue reading this. Don't make any adjustments in your mood or expression. Remain calm.
Under the guise of an online article, we are now feeding information to you that can save your life, if you chose to cooperate.
The target is currently a few feet away from you. Stay focused. It's been studying you much longer than we've been. It knows how you behave; even the slightest change in your behavior could put it on high alert.
We're on our way, but in case we don't make it in time, I suggest you use what little time you have left wisely.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
PLUMBMAN.nes

I was really into bootleg NES games. One caught my eye on somethingawful.com; Plumb Man is Missing!. I downloaded it onto my computer and ran it on my emulator. The game started out as normal, but before Fat Turtle's minion kidnapped Plumb Man, the sky went red, Plumb Man's eyes turned red, and the title screen said, "PLUMB MAN IS DEAD!" This happened for a split second as the menu showed up. It reminded me of Sonic 3. There were three files: Green Plumb Man, Dino Boi, and Fat Turtle. Only Green Plumb Man was unlocked. I was taken into World 1-1 of SMB. I went left, and a screen popped up saying, "This aint a bootleg. It's a hack that is a parody of Sonic.EXE! April Fools!" I quit the game. Nothing happened. It was a harmless mod. ye
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
POK3M0NZ???

SO ONE DAY I WENT THRU MY CLOSET AND FOUND A GAMEBOY AND A POKEMON CRYSTAL GAME SO I PUT THE GAME INTO THE GAME BOY AND TURNED THE GAME ON THE STARTING PAGE FOR POKEMON CRYSTAL STARTED AND I WAS LIKE OMG. THEN I SAW MY OLD SAVED FILE FROM WHEN I WAS A YOUNGIN SO I GOT EXCITED AND PLAYED MY OLD FILE APPARENTLY I WAS IN GOLDENROD CITY BUT THE LAVENDER TOWN MUSIC WAS PLAYING SO I WAS LIKE OMG AGAIN BUT MORE LIKE D: THEN I LOOKED THRU MY POKEMON PARTY TO SEE WHAT POKEMONS I HADS AND I HAD A QUILAVA AND A BUNCH OF RATTATAS AND I WAS LIKE EW WTF I HATE RATTATAS. SO THEN I WENT TO THE POKEMON CENTER AND PUT ALL MY RATTATAS IN BOX 1 AND THEN I LOOKED AT MY PARTY AGAIN AND MY QUILAVA WAS AT 0 HP AND HAD THREE MOVES: "THEY" "KILLED" "ME" SO I TOOK MY POOR QUILAVA OVER TO THE NURSE TO HEAL IT BUT THE NURSE WAS ALL YOUR QUILAVA IS DEAD SO I TOOK ALL MY RATTATAS OUT OF BOX 1 AND I WAS ALL WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE I DUNNO SO I WENT UP TO ROUTE 35 AND STEPPPED IN THE TALL GRASS AND A WILD BATTLE STARTED MY RATTATAS WERE GOING UP AGAINST THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATA!!! THE WILD BADASS RATTATA KILLED ALL OF MY RATTATAS SO I HAD NO POKEMONS SO I DIED.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Im died
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Pokemon
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
POKEMON ARE THE DEVILS!

I wanted to play pokemon. I ordered my Pokemon: scary pokemon: THETOTALLYLEGIT. It was from ebay. So it must be real. Than, I opened it up. When I opened it up, I heard a screamey scream. It was very screamey. I was all like, "Oh, just like the LP I saw!" And than, Professor oak came onto the screen. "He said, pick a pokemonz!" I was like "That's not how you spell pokemon! This is creeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppyyyyyyyy" But I kept on playing. And then, there was this charmander that said, "do you love meh?" I was all like "F#CK NO, DUMBDUMB!" And den he was all like: "I will kill you then" and den I said, "No u wont!" And den my character pulled out a shotgun a pew-pewed him in da face. And den there was real blood all over my gameboy, and than I was like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "THIS WILL COST SO MUCH IN THE DRYCLEANING."  And since I already beat my only game, Sonic.exe, I kept on playing. Than, A TOTODILE went on to da sceen and It was like, "BoO!" I was like, "That's scary! "That's not even this genaratioooooooooooooon!" And then, my trainer threw out my pokemonz, and it was called "Deathofdoomydoomdeathblood."I was all like: WOAH! My pokemon dictionary must have forgotten one!" and then, I had to chose a move. There was either KILL or MAKE IT DIE. And I clicked "MAKE IT DIE" because it came first in the alphabet. And than, a message showed up on the screen saying, "Totodile has been deaded. And when I returned to the overworld, my player started spinning aroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaroundandaround and my player showed up in a poke-graveyard. And I walked up to one of the gravestones, and it said my name on it. And (in real life) I heard a walking noise. I turned around, and, to my utter and complete surprise, it was professor oak wit a shotgun! He said, "You will die!" And den he shot me. And I died. And than I came back 2 life for 30 seconds to write dis. And than I died again.  
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
POKEMON COLLOSEUM.EXE

I was clening my room 1 day and i found a gamecube disk caled 'pokeyman coloseum.exe'. I was so skard bkas it had sharped riten on it so i threw up bile and stomik asid al over the flor and i awas horrafied. i desided 2 play it anyway so i put it in mi gamecube that i bot at a yard sal for 25 cents the pepl that sold it to me wer mean and sadi i was ugly and fat and lozer but i didnt care so i bot it anyway. 
i put da misteriyous disk in and it showd the gamecub logo only it was hyperereaslistik red color so i threw up again and now my lips burned and tasted like acid. i presses th start button and the game started and my karakter was named 'JACK FRIZZLEFRITZ' even tho i had no memry card. i played th game and instead of espyon and umbreyawn i had a groundon and a kyogre. i was so happi bkas dos 2 pokayman r epic and they from the epicist game i have that i got wen i was 5 years old in 1953 POKEMON EMERALD i was so exsited 2 hav such legendery pokemon on my team that i threw up my serial that i had 4 brekfast and it burnt my lips off and now i lokd lik jeff the killr but its was OK sense i had such good pokayaman but later i notisted that my pokemon wer named "DEAD PERSON" and 'KILLED BY MISSINGNO IN LAVENDER TOWN" but i not care. i played 4 3 strait until i diskuvered that th hole time i was playing the musec from laverder town was playign and i had a sezshur and died.
now i am in hell bekause pokeman is demonic
ur next
th end
Link to Sequel
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Im died
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Category:Shortpasta
Category:File Extensions
Category:Hyper-realistic
POKEMON DARK SCARY SPOOKY COLOR

ONE TIME I WAS OUTSIDE AND SOME OLD GUY HAD A POKEMON GAME SO I BOUGHT IT. WHEN I GOT HOME, I PUT IT IN MY PS3 AND THE GAME STARTED. THE TITLE SCREEN CAME OUT AND IT SAID POKEMON DARK SCARY SPOOKY COLOR! IT WAS SO SCARY I CRIED! I PLAYED THE GAME AND PROFESSOR COKE SAID I HAD TO COLLECT 666 DIGMON AND MY TRAINER'S NAME WAS DEAD GUY AND THAT MADE ME THROW UP. MY TRAINER WALKED AROUND AND A MAN SAID "I AM DEVIL! P.S. THAT MEANS SATAN." I FUCKING KICKED MY TV SCREEN OPEN AND A YOKO ONO CAME OUT AND I ALMOST WET MY CLOWN PANTS. THE YOKO ONO SAID I WILL PAY FOR WHAT I DID SO I WENT TO BEST BUY AND BOUGHT A NEW TV.
P.S. I'M DEAD
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Category:Pokemon
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
POKEMON HELLDEATH

One day I was roaming around the internet, when I saw a pop up ad for FREE POKEMON RUBY! I loved the Pokemon games growing up so I clicked on it almost immediately. It asked me for my credit card information, age, address, sex, age, sexual orientation and occupation. 
all of which I entered without a second thought. Later that day a man dressed in all black came to my house and gave me a purple dildo. I wasn't too smart but I was smart enough to know this wasn't Pokemon ruby.
If it was it would fit in my GBA. It only fit in my ass. Since my credit card was now empty I scraped together what little cash I had because I still wanted to play Pokemon Ruby. I went to my local GameStop and asked the guy at the counter if he had any copies of Pokemon ruby. "Yeah," he said, "I think so" he went into the back room and came out holding a copy of Pokemon ruby with a nervous expression on his face.
He handed it to me "It's on the house." I was shocked with shock, but i wan't going to turn down an offer like this. I got home and This time, it fit in My GBA. It started up Pokemon ruby except the title screen showed Groudon with hyper-realistic blood coming from his eyes, his mouth and his ass and it said Pokemon HELLDEATH. I shrugged this off as a glitch and kept going.
The graphics seemed too real for a GBA. I could see everything in my trainer's room perfectly. From the lamp on the desk, to my incredibly sexy posters of all the starters and even the dildo... The same dildo I got when I ordered the game. I thought nothing of it. Probably just a glitch, but not glitch, because I realized that there is a cult that they are all a part of.
The Satan cult! I saw Satan come out of the dildo in game, and then he disappeared. I Felt a dark presence behind me. It was Satan. Satan looked at me. "I GOING KILL YOU" I screamed. Then, I had an idea. "Satan," I said. "Let's make a deal," Satan looked at me. "I'M LISTENING." I took a deep breath.
"Whoever can earn more pika points on Hey You Pikachu in an hour will win. If I win, I'll get to live. If you win, you can kill me. Satan nodded. "SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA." He rubbed the dildo until it jizzed out an N64. "Doesn't this game need a mic." Satan pointed to the dildo. "THIS THING HAS MORE THAN ONE USE." I nodded.
After Satan got a daring day, he spoke into the dildo, and unfortunately it wasn't any better than a regular N64 microphone. When Satan's turn was over, he had 420.76457836457634795634795673465076x34-123 pika points. The entire time I was playing I was screaming at Satan's magic dildo to try and get pikachu to do something. I came out satisfied as I managed to get 14182.99566439559583053 pika points.
Satan sighed "I GUESS YOU WIN... I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU. BUT I WILL DO THIS!" He turned my left big toe into a dildo and vanished. I will now have this minor inconvenience for the rest of my life.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Demins and Debbils
POV: Eminem is holding you captive in your own basement

that's an awfully taunt
sailors knot
can you escape it?
prolly not.
try to leave the basement, you'll get shot
pull out my nine
it goes pop pop
to close the door, i lock the locks
see ya tomorrow
but maybe not
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:Music
Category:Shortpasta
PRINGLES COMMERCIAL THAT CAME ON AT 3 IN THE MORNING

I was sitting all alone by myself, watching some television... when my program had ended abruptly. It stayed black for quite some time, until I saw a pink background and floating pictures of Pringles brand potato snacks.
Suddenly the pringles guy faded in, and he looked absolutely terrifying. Every fiber of his mustache looked real, and his face looked crinkled. This is what he said, echoing the entire time, creepily, as a scary synth accompanied him:
"Are you hungry-ry-ry? Why not have some Pringles-s-s-s? This exclusive cuisine-e-e? Come on in and purchase these chips-s-s-s. Come enjoy these crisps-s-s. What's that? You're going to get Doritos instead-ead-ead? Really now-now-now? You think you have the audacity to buy another brand of chips-s-s-s? You will regret that purchase-se-se..."
And then, he faded away... but the commercial didn't end. The synth still played in the background. For a split second I thought I saw the Fritolay logo hanging from a rope, but I wasn't sure. It was really scary. I think I shit myself.
But that wasn't all... a new commercial was about to start.
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:LONG ASS TITLE
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