The Only Sensible Ritual Pasta 2: The Unofficial Sequel Thingy

Narrator here. After the previous encounter with...him I thought that the rest of the people would go with my plans.
But there is someone new. And they took me on a figurative adventure through different universes. Here is how it allll begaaaaaan:
(Dialog starts here)
You wake up to find yourself lying flat in an unfamiliar and utterly filthy room. Your head pounds as you sit up and survey your surroundings.
"Oh no! Where am I"
To your left, right and straight ahead of you there are sinister looking doors. You do not fully comprehend your situation, but you must choose one of these doors.
"Well, they can't be that ba-"
One door has a serial killer from 2023 who has been properly fed and hydrated, 3 LIVING hungry tigers, and a tank of SULFURIC acid. They all can only be opened by turning the doorknob. Also, there is no exit door this time.
"Wait...I have an idea!"
(dialog ends)
Well, my individual was (internally) strong, but I did not know that. I REALLY should have known that.
(dialog starts)
Individual walks to door one*
He opens th-
Individual breaks off the door knob off of door one*
Uhhh...
Individual walks to door two*
Please don't do th-
Individual breaks off the door knob of door two*
UH-
Individual does the same to door three*
Well dang. Now you and my future subjects are f**ked over and under. No exit door this time BTW.
(Dialog ends)
But I didn't know that he would NOCLIP US BOTH OUT TO OTHER UNIVERSES!
(Dialog starts)
"Well, this cartoon called Caillou did teach me that jumping up and down enough times can get me out of something..."
DON'T Y-
Individual then jumped 10 times, causing the narrator and him to no-clip...into FarmVile*
(Dialog ends)
We then ended up in some weird farm...IDK if it was planned or not.
(Dialog Starts)
Where...are we!?!?!?
"IDK, it seems like a gray and black farm of sorts"
Hey, look! Crops!
"Yay! We can feed ourself-"
(dialog ends)
Well, we thought that we were safe, but we were SO SO WRONG! That was all because of the Fuck Ewe.
(FIGHT starts)
Fuck Ewe: MUAHAHA...
Individual: HUH?!?!?
Narrator: WHA?
Fuck Ewe pulls out a chainsaw*
Fuck Ewe: RUN WHILE YE CAN, BECAUSE SHEEPS IN THE CITY!
Individual: But this is a farm!
Fuck Ewe: AH, WHO CARES!
Individual, Narrator, and Fuck Ewe run until they end up in the middle of an abandoned city*
(Dialog ends)
I thought that we were safe there...but then we encountered someone...STABby!
(Dialog starts)
Narrator: Are we safe?
Individual: IDK...wait!
Narrator: what?
Individual: I hear something moving!
Narrator: It's probably just the wi-
Jeff The Killer: Sup.
Narrator and Individual: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...wait, it's just a teen...
Individual gives his phone with IG Reels on to Jeff, successfully avoiding death since Jeff is now brainrotted*
(Dialog ends)
I wanted him to noclip both of us again, so he did it...but where we ended up was weird...
(Dialog starts)
Narrator: PLEASE TAKE US SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Individual: ok! geez!
Individual and Narrator noclip to Sonic.exe's green hill zone!*
Narrator and Individual: OH NO! Sonic.exe!
Individual and narrator noclip again, ending up in a room of OP weapons*
Individual: Well, since there is BASICALLY no other means of non-painfully escaping...DUEL TO THE DEATH!
Narrator: I will win! I shall wiiiiiiin!
Narrator picks up a Rocket Launcher*
Individual picks up a really big dodge-ball*
(Dialog ends)
Since I am the one talking...never bring a dodge-ball to a gun fight. AND THEN 20 SKELETONS POPPED OUT AND SANG "Come on my baby, come on my darling, come on my ragtime gal! Baby my hearts on fire, I forgot the rest of the lyrics!"
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Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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