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The French Narrator starts the series by introducing both Bikini Bottom and SpongeBob SquarePants. The French Narrator sounds like he's dying and Bikini Bottom looks like someone burned it down, and there are no fish seen on the screen.
The scene then shifts to SpongeBob in bed before his alarm clock goes off, waking him up. The alarm clock's sound is pained screaming and the alarm clock seems to be covered in blood. SpongeBob wakes up and He gets ready for the day; it is the day that he is to apply for a job at the Krusty Krab as a fry cook. Before going to the restaurant, he lifts a weight with dead animals on the sides to warm himself up for the application. Gary meows for 1 minute, the meow becoming more low pitched by the second. SpongeBob starts jogging to the Krusty Krab with his iconic "I'm Suffering!", while Patrick Star encourages him from his rock. Patrick proceeds to laugh as we see him holding a bloody meat cleaver.
SpongeBob starts talking about what job he will do when he reaches the Krusty Krab, but in the end, his reach is not ready. However, Patrick appears and stops him, encouraging him that he was born to have a job. SpongeBob eventually decides to go to the Krusty Krab to get the job. Patrick leaves and sees a fish. He immediately stabs the fish and chops him into pieces with his meat cleaver. This scene goes on for 2 minutes untill Patrick fully ate the fish. Squidward then sees SpongeBob running to the restaurant, making him panic and tell Mr. Krabs to watch out for SpongeBob. SpongeBob's shadow is seen behind the door, and he seems to be holding a knife. Squidward screams and tries to run.
SpongeBob has already arrived, though, and he tries to get Mr. Krabs to give him the job after jumping back and forth across the restaurant after stepping on a rusty nail. Blood spurts out, but SpongeBob just creepily smiles. He tells Mr. Krabs that Squidward will vouch for him, but Squidward tells Mr. Krabs that he does not believe SpongeBob should get the job. Mr. Krabs tells SpongeBob that if he gets a seemingly nonexistent hydro-dynamic spatula, he will get the job. SpongeBob quickly runs to the Barg'N-Mart to get it, as Squidward and Mr. Krabs laugh, thinking he will not have the job.
Soon after SpongeBob leaves, five buses filled with a bunch of anchovies being hungry arrive at the restaurant, making Squidward and Mr. Krabs panic, as the latter knows what happens when anchovies come. As the anchovies flood the restaurant and try to kill the crew, Squidward tries to get them all settled, but they still anger even more. Even though it seems the two are both finished due to the flood of anchovies, but then, SpongeBob comes right on time with the hydrodynamic spatula he found (as there was only one in stock), having fulfilled the errand Mr. Krabs gave him and leaving the two in stunned surprise. SpongeBob goes into the kitchen and cooks many Krabby Patties. "Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight" is being played by Tiny Tim during the montage. For some reason, it's played backwards. SpongeBob tosses them to all the hungry anchovies until they all feel satisfied and leave the restaurant. 
Mr. Krabs decides to recruit SpongeBob as a fry cook, much to Squidward's chagrin because SpongeBob brought him a lot of money. Then, Patrick walks into the restaurant and orders, prompting SpongeBob to create a slew of Krabby Patties and chuck them all at him, flinging the former out and closing the episode with Squidward shouting to Mr. Krabs, "Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs, come see your new employee." After the credits, which play low-pitched, SpongeBob is holding the dead bodies of the anchovies, and he blends them in a wood chipper. SpongeBob proceeds to make krabby patties out of the hyper-realistic flesh of the slaughtered anchovies.
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