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Call Of Duty: Advanced Gorefare

Okay, I just want to point out i am a HUGE Call Of Duty fan. I 420 noscope kids all day, I drink Mountain Dew, I eat Doritos, and I am in FaZe. But this made me poop my diaper in agony. This is my story with a very special Call Of Duty game.
So one day, I was searching eBay for Call of Duty games, when my eyes came across an interesting game. It said "CALLOFDUTYADVANCEDWARFARE.exe" on the box. Boy was I happy to see this. The address said 666 Hornysworth Avenue. I figured, since I was only a couple miles away from there, I was gonna get the game. When I got to the Gamestop there, I walked in. The Gamestop had all sorts of games lining the shelves. Looking over the shelves, I picked up some of my favorite classics, like Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing, E.T, Desert Bus, and many more. I spent a while in the store, because I had all of my favorite games in there. I walked up to the cashier to pay for my items. He said " Hey, want this game? It's a 100% off deal, its kinda free!" I took the game and it said "Call Of Duty: Advanced Gorefare." I payed for my games, and I left a 1 cent tip. 
However, before I walked out the door, the cashier said "Look at me." I looked at him. Suddenly, a nearby jukebox started playing Giygas' Theme from Earthbound and a demonic rap or something. The cashier's eyes melted out of his face, revealing his fleshy sockets covered in blood. He grew new eyes. But this time, they were red. His bloody bloodshot eyes were bloody and bloodshot and covered in blood.He stared right at me. I ran out the door, and drove home, running over a few people in the process.
I got home, and I stuck one of the computer discs into my NES. It loaded up perfectly. I beat almost every game in one night, EXCEPT for the CoD game i got. Save the best for last, i thought.
The next morning, I woke up, and ran to my NES, and put the game in. It took exactly 74.314563 seconds to come up. My character was a female named Amanda Peterson. She was a British coast guard member, but she was in a field. Why was she in a field? I looked around, and I took out a cap gun. Suddenly, a demonic puppy ran towards me. I shot my cap gun, but it did nothing. 
The screen cut to black.
My character was in a dark room, chained to the wall by her wrists, and there were 2 demonic puppies. One of the puppies removed his face, and out came Freddy Fazbear. The other puppy turned into dust. Amanda said "Freddy, but you were my favorite mascot, how could you?" "Why have you chained me to the wall Fre_" Freddy then placed a slimy object into my characters mouth.
Since I am only 9, this scarred me. I shut the game off, I threw the NES out the window, and I cried in a corner. Suddenly, A gun was put to my head and BANG! My life was over. I am now a spooky ghost.
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Call Of Duty Black Ops: Mission 16 Nightmare

It was just another average day at my home, I was looking for some games when I came across a store Called "1-Up Shop" With bubbly Font (Like Super Mario Bros) I walked inside and looked around, A Tall but extremely nice man said from the front "Hi There, Welcome to 1-Up Shop!" He said as he pressed a 1-Up button. I chuckled and replied "I see this store is based on Super Mario?" He nod and replied "Take a look around and ask me for some help" He smiled. I scanned my eyes and walked; I stopped on a selection of Xbox 360 games and looked, I scanned my eyes when I came across a Call Of Duty Black Ops Game..but there was something on the bottom of the case; I looked closer and it said "Special Mission" I was PUMPED! I grabbed the game and walked to the counter, The Man Asked "You Finished?" I nodded, He smiled and scanned the game; He said "That'll be.." his face paused and silence..about a few minuets later, he said "That'll be 50$" I gave the man the money; He said "Paper Bag Or Our 1-Up Colored Bag?" I replied "Colored Bag" He placed the game in the bag nice and neat. I walked home with my game in the bag and walking on the black road with lines; When I got home, I popped the game in and pressed the code in the tittle screen and began Mission 16. The Code If you want to try (This code is fake.) You Have to press This Code in the title screen: "X-B-A-B-B-A-START" if correct, a screen pops up saying "New Mission Unlocked!" OK, Back to Game play. It began with Hudson saying to mason "After we Killed 3 Of the Men, An Secret Project was unlocked due to the fact that..." Hudson was interrupted by Weaver saying "LOOK OUT!" a group of men burst the door down and shot them. Mason Screamed "AAAGH! NO! WEAVER, HUDSON!" He Struggled Out of his chair. A lone figure walked up to mason. The Figure said "Mason My Friend, Tell Me; What's Life Between Corrupted Life and The Bypass of the men we once seek to destroy when you were betrayed by the own people you saw" He smiled, then suddenly his smile fade quickly and grabbed out a pistol while shouting "MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV!" He didn't say the rest, he SHOT mason with a loud BANG! the screen slowly fade as a Xbox Achievement Popped up saying "R.I.P" I eject the disc and stomped the thing on the ground.
Now I would of upload the game-play on YouTube or the others, But that'll resort to a ban or a copy-write strike (It depends on how you look at it) But Just because the game is destroyed and till this day I'm suffering Anxiety, I still hear those wor-...hehehehe...HEHEHEHEH....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I GUESS I CAN LAUGH IT OFF! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Call SpongeBob SquarePants 2018 App

This week, a year-old hoax about This SpongeBob SquarePants app being dangerous for children has been doing the rounds on Facebook again, despite having been debunked back then, and again now. I've spent an hour in her company today doing just that. In short: yes, the hoax is a hoax. But the app's developer could be doing more to ensure parents feel at ease with their children using the app. Next, in-app ads. If you download Call SpongeBob SquarePants 2018 for free, it'll display banner ads at the top of the screen. They're generally ads for other apps: Hotels.com, Google and (in a curveball) the Department for Work and Pensions all appeared while I was using it today. Usually, tapping on a banner ad takes you to its download page on the app store. Meanwhile, the app also offers in return for watching video ads for other apps: The Simpsons: Tapped Out, Knights & Dragons, Total Domination Reborn, Battle Camp and Monster Legends for example. But the hoax is a reminder that as parents, we also have responsibilities to be aware of what apps our kids are using and how they work – from first-hand experience. For now, I would steer my children to other apps rather than this app, but that's based on testing it out for myself, rather than believing hysterical ALL-CAPS warnings posted on Facebook. i went to the Android application package to get the app and downloaded for free, After it loading, I Tapped it. At first it will seem like a shitty and poorly designed app with a screen shot of the app icon on the top and a copy-pasted phone options like you would see on a regular phone but the text was in a different language one the bottom. Here were things take a turn for the worst. After a couple of adds you will be taken to the other menu as described and you will hear a voice of someone with an Irish accent and the voice has been slowed down to give a demonic feel to the voice (or a voice that sounds similar to Jack Nicholson's joker's voice) and the man will say. "Hi kids, I'm your new friend Happy Slappy, whatever you want me to be called.
"You see I want to play with you kiddo, maybe we could perform some fun games together.
"What's this hogwash? You look afraid. Is it this knife in my whirly twirly hands? Making you a little nervous ha?
"That's all right 'cause this is knife is gonna improve your look when it's sticking right out of you"
i Deleted the App and had a nightmare about it, What we hope people take away from this is you should be looking at all the things you load on your phone and share with your kids. It's quite easy to get the illusion you are talking to a real person, but it's physically impossible to have someone behind the app, One way to identify a fake warning is that it does not include links that back up the story, according to a blog post by Sophos.
A fake warning also does not offer additional advice beyond uninstalling this app, Since When The Post on Facebook came out, Then on March 2018, It haves over 1.8K Comments and 21K Likes, So. Do Not Play This App.
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Call of Duty's Secret

Have you ever wondered the reason behind the popularity that seems to follow the COD series? The reason why it's sooooo good? Why you just can't seem to put your controller down?
The reason behind this is that every time you play Call of Duty, be it Multiplayer, Campaign, or even Zombies/Dead Ops, you are not staring through the eyes of a simple, coded and animated player model that changes every time you play a different game mode.
You are actually playing as one of the damned souls from straight out of hell. Forced to relive horrible memories of battles past. Forced to feel the pain and coldness of death. Forced to have no control and watch as an immature teen or adult controls their fate and their pain. Forced to play over and over. The reason why you can't put the controller down is because their punishment is for your enjoyment...and you don't want to stop hurting them. It's fun really. Watching a damned soul get tortured like that, isn't? You enjoy it too much, and that's why you can't stop playing.
Enjoy it while it lasts...because soon you'll be one of them as well. You deserve the same fate for what you did to them...
I'll be waiting...
With malice and hatred~
- Satan
P.S: Oh, and don't think not playing it will help. You won't be able to put it down... ever!
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Call of Duty: Black Ops

__NOTOC__==The Beginning==
One day, my game Call of Duty: Black Ops was not working anymore. I was sad about it because I wanted to play with my friends some on Kino der Toten. Later I searched eBay for Black Ops. Finally I found a copy for a low price.
So I decided to buy it...
==Things get weird!==
In the following morning my game arrived. Something was wrong with the catridge. Some scratches were on it. When I inserted the disc into my PS3, it started, but the intro was weird. There was no Activision logo. There was a diffrent logo which stated:
===SUFFER PRODUCTIONS===
Anyway I skipped the intro. I decided to play Dead Ops. I moved away from the chair where Alex Mason sat. Then suddenly my screen went black. This thing was getting weird. Then some text faded in on screen: You're gonna pay for this!
I was fucking scared. I turned my PS3 off...
==Ghosts inside my TV?==
Next day I went to my friend Carl and I told him the story. He told me that a guy called Joseph Evances sold me his game Black Ops on eBay. He was a guy without friends. He got permanently bullied at our school. I told Carl that he should come with me to watch this shit.
Later we arrived my home. I said hi to my mum and dad and I went with my friend to my room. I turned on the TV, started Black Ops and skipped the intro...
==Call of the Beast==
I moved away from the chair like before. My screen turned black again. My friend said "What the fuck is wrong with this shit?" Then two red eyes faded in. A tentacle came out and it sliced up my friend. I yelled at the beast: "What the fuck do you want, you fucking ghost alien like creature!?" I ran fast to the kitchen and got a butcher knife then I ran back to my room and sliced the beast's tentacle away. Then the beast came out of my TV. He dragged me into his dimension.
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Call of Duty: Black Ops Zombies: Round 666

==Prologue - Getting to Round 666.==
So. One day I was playing Black Ops: Zombies on "Five" when I came across a glitch. This glitch was me getting to an area still blocked up therefore no zombies spawning there. This area seemed to also give me unlimited ammo. I kept doing this until Round 666 started. That... was.. when the.... uh, nightmare began to start.
==Round 666 - June 25th 10:07am==
This is when I reached round 666. I had started the game at 6:30 (around that). I had now reached Round 666 at this point. But thats when it got freaky. You know that demonic laugh that pops up. Well.. the sound popped up but only more.. demonic. It seemed as if the laugh could have made anyones blood chill.. like mine. I just told myself it was all in my head as I had reached the "devil's" number and therefore I was just thinking it up. Then the zombies all spawned... except one thing. It was all of those teleporter zombies. Wierd. I didnt think that they were supposed to pop up until I unlocked a certain area. I could be wrong though. I was thinking to myself "They cant get through.. right? Right?" and I asked this because they should only spawn with the certain area unlocked.
==Next Part - Round 666 - June 25th 10:15am==
I will keep updating as much as I can.
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Call of Duty: Ghosts Disc 3

I was a big fan of Call of Duty for several years. When I heard Call of Duty: Ghosts was comming out, I was excited! When it came out, I bought it on day 1. The box said "Exclusive day 1 disc 3!". I was so happy I got this on day one! When I got home, I popped in disc 2 to download the campagin on disc 1, then put in disc 3. The title on Disc 3 was different. It showed just the box art and 2 options: 'Start' or 'Escape with your life'. I chose start.
When it began, it showed one of the main characters, Logan, crying into a corner. He looked at me and said "FUCKKK" then took a revolver an shot himself. After that, I started playing as Hesh, Logan's brother. I was in what looked like a desert. The first enemies I found where mangled corpses sliding across the ground. When I shot one, a disturbing picture of a man's face being torn off by ape hands appeared and I heard a loud screen. Then, a message popped up saying "Are you having fun?". I told the game to 'Fuck off' and then the Xbox 360 growled at me. 
I got scared but continued playing. When I was back in the game, Hesh was laying dead on the ground, all his flesh and muscle tissue ripped off. His dog, Riley, was eating his body I took out the disc and snapped it in half. As it broke, I heard it say what sounded like "FUCK YOU" in a weak, quiet voice.
I am never playing Call of Duty again. 
 
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 NightmareHacker

A week or so ago i bought CoD: Mw3. The night i bought it i played for 7 hours. The following night i had a nightmare that i had been pinned down and was slowly getting flesh peeled off, layer by layer, Small painfull peice by peice. When i woke up i was covered in what i hoped was sweat. I had a splitting headache. I turned on my ps3 and started to play. I had set multiplayer as default. I had 1 normal round of CoD then everybody left. I was alone and waiting to merge. This person named "NightmareHacker" had invited me to his party so i joined (I think it is called a party) and me and 3 others where there. We where playing Free For all. Except no weapons. We all grouped together and turned on the mics to start talking. We were all there except NightmareHacker. He had been wandering around. Suddenly the screen turned black and i was confused. Then it switched to my nightmare. On the tv was my nightmare.
I was paralised and forced to watch. I had then passed out after it was all over. I inspected myself and i was ok. I looked at the tv and it said "Dont go to sleep ******" (I dont wanna be known). I noticed a sharp pain in my hands and looked down. There was a eye cut into my hand. My fear of blood made me faint. My dream had me getting a lobotomy. I was let go and i ran out of the building I was in (Or i think it was a building) I was blinded. I then suddenly tripped and the lobodomy picks drove right through my eyes and through the other side of my skull. I woke up and looked at the tv screen again and it said "Welcome to hell". The ps3 crashed. I restarted it and things seemed normal. I noticed that i had 2 pencils on the counter. The suddenly a version of me with Bloody eyeholes and wearing a black robe appeered suddenly infront of me and grabbed the pencils. He drove the pencils in my eyes then smashed me head into the table the pencils had been on. I was found 3 hours later by a fireman. He had said my ps3 had overheated and bursted into flames. I had to sleep in a hotel for 3 days. When i was checking out i saw the other version of me (I named him Nightmare) standing by the door. I checked out and rushed out the door. He was gone. He follows me everywhere. I will keep you people posted.
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Call of Duty: Satanic 666 Hell Blood Death Not Good Scary OPS

As your average 13 year old and 90s kid living in the 2030s, I was a Call of Duty FANATIC. I had all the merchandise, including action figures, posters, t-shirts, hats, banners, and of course the promotional Call of Duty: Chunky Warfare II thong. However, now I NEVER want anything to do with CoD following a incident that occurred. One morning, I got a nostalga-boner for some classic CoD on the old Xbox One. So I begged my mom to take me to the local sketchy GameStop on 666 HellDemon St.. She reluctantly agreed, but scolded me and hissed,"You ungrateful sack of shit". I took to the seat behind the driver's seat in my mom's minivan and buckled up as my mother did. Her scowl met my gaze as I looked to her from the mirror. After about 44.5566711234 minutes, I was dropped off at the most rundown and shit tier GameStop. "I will pick you up after yoga", hollered my mother as she drove away. I kicked open the door, reenacting the scene when Alex Mason kicked open the door to use the bathroom in Call of Duty: Black Ops LXXXII. The cashier watched as I marched towards him. "DO YOU HAVE COD BLACK OPS FOR THE CLASSIC XBOX ONE!?" my prepubescent voice squeaked. The cashier sighed and squatted down to a cabinet below the counter. Shuffling through what sounded like a pile of disks, he rose with nothing. "Sorry kid, I got nothing. Why not ask that satanist over there?" he explained as he directed my attention to a man dressed in black robes. I hobbled towards the man. "You want CoD?" the black cloaked man asked. I nodded. "Here, take this", he whispered as he handed over a disk. On the disk, the title "Call of Duty: Satanic 666 Hell Blood Death Not Good Scary OPS" was inscribed and piss-yellow marker. "How much?" I inquired. "It's on the house", exclaimed the man. I exited the store and walked home. I popped that sucker into that XBOX ONE, OH YEAH... The title screen presented itself, there were no Xbox login menus. "Ah straight to the point! I see!" I squealed as I recorded for my youtube playthrough channel, NOAHtheCODKIDPLAYS. The game's menu displayed the following options: "Campaign", "Champagne", "Multiplayer", "Advanced Zombie Warfare", "DEATH", and "Quit the Game". I chose the "Campaign" option. A cinematic scene played, showing ME lifting Corporal Quantity of Payment out of rubble. I felt my pants get damp. I WAS IN A CLASSIC COD GAME. But then the screen flashed a HYPER REALISTIC image of my deceased great grand brother for about 0.0000000000000666 Planck times. I sharted out of fear. I fled from my chair to use the carpeted bathroom in my attic. When I opened the door, I was met by the frightful sight of the guy I saw at the store. He was pointing a Desert Eagle at me and BANG! I dieded...
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Call of Duty: World at War Beta Disc

So recently after playing Call of Duty 5, I noticed that I had no dirt whatsoever on that game. So I looked up the beta and quickly fell in love with it. I have connections with gaming stuff, my best friend being a game collector and my brother owning a game shop. I never actually thought about playing a beta game before until I heard my friend got a copy of the Call of Duty 5 beta.
"No way, this can't be possible," I thought to myself. "What are the odds that he could have gotten the unreleased ideas for the original Call of Duty 5?" I called him right away and he said he would give it to me for FREE. I said thanks and took the game. And for some reason written on the disc was: "あなたは死に値し". I had no idea what it meant at the time, and I didn't care. I said thanks to him and he said "Any time, Carter" (Carter is my name). I sprinted home and popped the beta into my Xbox 360. I waited for it to load and that Japanese text came up again. I went straight to the campaign and instead of saying: "New Campaign" it said "redrum nhoj". I clicked it and there was no cutscene, it just went straight to the level. The part where they slit the private's throat was not there. Nobody was in the room. I was able to go outside. The marines were nowhere to be found. I could not find anybody or anything. Then I noticed a cave. Maybe the fight was happening in the cave and the beta disc had some changes?
The cave was nearby so I walked towards it. I could hear a gurgled cry, and I was getting kinda scared. Maybe this was a glitch? I walked inside the cave, and it was pitch black on the other side. I walked towards the darkness and I saw a dead body. It resembled Hitler. I thought this was weird, since Hitler was never in-game and especially in Japan. Hitler was only on one cutscene. I fell into the floor and I went into third person view. My face was melting. Why was Miller melting? He had blood surrounding him and he fell dead. The Japanese text came up again. Now was my chance to translate. I was now all too curious to what the text in the background meant, so I used the translator on my phone and my heart skipped a beat when it translated to "YOU DESERVE DEATH" over and over again. I noticed my Xbox had red-ringed and it began smoking, making a squeal noise like it was about to explode. Right before I threw it out the window a picture of a dead body, with Hitler standing on it appeared on the screen. I will never play a beta disk ever again.
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