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Wheeling Jesuit University/Groups/League of Evil

The League of Evil is a loosely-defined organisation whose base of operations is Wheeling Jesuit University. Their master plan is to control WJU through any means necessary and then use the acquired land as a satellite launch zone, using the students and faculty as slaves for their dastardly plan. They have attempted to wrest control of the school from the Board of Governors numerous times throughout WJU's history, but their attempts have repeatedly between thwarted by the Council of Light and the Churchill Society, Wheeling. They are continually attempting to destroy the Council by means of disabling or destroyed Jesuitdell, WJU's holiest sanctum. Most recently, they attempted to end everything by trying to install a Doomsday Device beneath Campion/McHugh. 
==Membership==
Membership for the League of Evil is a fluid concept, as considerable amounts of backstabbing and treachary occur on a biweekly basis. The two most prominent factions within the League of Evil are ITS and Residence Life. The League was instrumental in the construction of the Center for Evil Technology. The League of Evil has made great steps in attempting to get Parkhurst in on their nefarious schemes, much to the alarm of the general student population. The League of Evil has also attempted to poison on-campus clubs, such as JAPOT, Campus Ministry, the Cardinal Connection, and the Karate Club. 
At various points in time, the League of Evil has employed a variety of half-baked villains, including Captain Murphy, Torgo, Robert Mugabe, Trumpy, and Silvio Berlusconi. The League of Evil also enjoys striking alliances with over-ambitious students and faculty members. These other members show up from time to time.
==Members==
Members of the League of Evil include:
*Immortal Jesuit Emperor Fed Acker Huang
*Lundius Superbus
*El Presidente
*Chris Bling
*Billy Cabra
*Great White Mother
*Smelly Bison
*Queen Maher
*Bizarro Hammond the Holy
*"Sniper" Steve Habursky
*W.E.I.R.D.
*Dr. Doom
*Dr. Evil
*Skeletor
*Hubert J. Farnsworth
*Jimbo Wales
*Lex Luthor
*Green Goblin
*Darth Vader
*Philip Yeo
*George W. Bush
*Megatron
*Black Manta
*Sinestro
*Galactus
*Doc Oc
*Evil Lincoln
*Plankton
*Team Rocket
*C. Montgomery Burns
==Successes==
*Granted permission to install a firewall for the campus network, prohibiting students from partaking in legal business transactions. 
*Destroyed the entirety of WJU's uranium supply. 
*Pushed for the installation of Fed Acker Huang. 
*Broke two lamp posts. 
*Initiated enmity between the lacrosse and track and field teams, resulting in a tragic bloodbath. 
*Attempted to starve the student population. 
*Attempted to destroy the Bear Colony. 
*Created Mud Monsters.
*Constructed the Center for Evil Technology.
==Quote==
"It has been brought to my attention that there have been some discussions on forum policies. Here's a copy of what's in the Student Handbook. Hope this helps." 
Don't be fooled! 
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Wheeling Jesuit University/Groups/Office of Multicultural Affairs

The Office of Multicultural Affairs was an office that kept racial tensions among students at Wheeling Jesuit University down to a peaceful low. It was burnt in 2003. 
==History==
After the creation of the Guild of Diplomats in 1340, diverse elements began to flow into Wheeling College like cancer in the liver. In a short period of time, Turkish and leftover Roman scholars began rubbing shoulders with students and professors from all over the world. Osmin Khan, then the leader of the Dschinghis Khan protectorate, sought to create a worldwide hub for the pursuit of knowledge, and was greatly pleased by the influx of bright new talents from countries and regions across the globe and from outer space.
Many Turkish and Roman students, however, were displeased at this growing number of foreigners, and felt threatened by their prominence. In fact, Turkish and Roman relations themselves were in fierce competition, often polarising the student body and resulting in vicious AXE bombings in numerous locations, including Campion/McHugh and T-More. However, in 1351, the Secret Pact O' Peace was signed between the Turkish and the Romans, and an underground resistance known as The Purifyers was formed. The Purifyers practised guerilla tactics against international students, and the hapless victims often found themselves given no help when they approached the Roman-controlled Campus Insecurity.
The Guild of Diplomats retaliated by forming the Terrorists' Network, a moniker which would revive itself in late 2001. They used highly trained elite forces to wreak havoc in Turkish and Roman populations, and poisoned water supplies to living spaces as methods of besieging them in the dorms. 
Bloody peacekeeping measures were instituted by a dismayed Osmin Khan, and a ceasefire between the foreign and local students was reached in 1354. As part of the agreements, Osmin formed the Office of Multicultural Affairs, a governing body that promised to fairly represent both foreigners and local attendees of Wheeling College. 
The Office functioned in various degrees of competency throughout the centuries, its importance waxing and waning depending upon the strength of the international student community. The Office finally ceased operations in 2003, when students found it burnt to the ground one October morning. Official releases claimed that it had been destroyed by irate KKK members, but new research suggests that it was burnt down by Campus Insecurity agents working under the orders of El Presidente.
==Directors==
*Prophet Jessica 
*What's-her-face
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Wheeling Jesuit University/Groups/WJU Civitan

The WJU Citivan is a now-defunct organisation that was based in Wheeling Jesuit University. The primary aims of the WJU Civitan were the promotion of good citizenship, a definition that varied depending on context in which the society existed. The WJU Civitan was officially disbanded in 2000 by Immortal Jesuit Emperor Fed Acker Huang.
==History==
===First Generation===
The first generation of the WJU Civitan was founded in 1507 during the reign of Eyrewind, a general of the Dschinghis Khan protectorate. In order to foster morality and good behaviour amongst the student population, he founded the WJU Civitan as a means of promoting citizenry and community service on campus. The WJU Civitan was also notable in that, while it was founded by Eyrewind, its leadership was mostly left to the students, who were allowed to make organisational decisions as it saw fit.
===Second Generation===
The WJU Civitan was disbanded and reformed in 1872 with the installation of Father Jazzman, the first Jesuit president of Wheeling College. This shift in leadership caused a change in ideology on the part of the WJU Civitan, which began to move towards the more Jesuit ideals of underground conspiracies, world domination, and harbouring disunity with the Catholic Church. The society began to play a greater role on campus, serving as an administrative arm that could keep track of student organisations and sentiments.
===Third Generation===
The third and final generation of the WJU Civitan began in 1939 with the induction of Father Rom as president of Wheeling Jesuit University. Instilling his own ideals upon campus, he re-wrote the constitution of the WJU Civitan to reflect his own philosophy, redefining their primary function and dictating that their activities reflect the "purposes of creating civil order through the evacuation of undesirable peoples". They were encouraged to "seek out and destroy dissenting elements" on campus, and they allied themselves closely with Campus Insecurity.
The Civitan's membership grew significantly in the 1940s, as did their effectiveness in promoting Father Rom's ideology, so much so that they were given a great deal of leverage in order to execute their programmes. Unlike any other student organisation, they were given the full support of the administration to undertake their duties of service.
==Disbandment==
The WJU Civitan was officially disbanded in 2000 by Fed Acker Huang as part of his goal to consolidate power on Wheeling Jesuit University. Fearing what the students might do if their ideology began to shift away from a pro-administrative status, he shut down all Civitan activities in the fall of that year.
Although their forums remained active, they were quickly invaded by COSBI, who were very much against the ideals of the Civitan. The only remaining legacy of the WJU Civitan is "The Finger of Democracy" sculpture that sits in front of the Cheese Wedge and Swint Hall.
==Other Absurd Campus Organisations==
*Academic Resource Center
*Financial Aid
*International Student Terror Cell
*ITS
*Residence Life
WJU Civitan
Wheeling Jesuit University/Legal System

“I fought the Law and the Law Won. I fought the Law, and the Law won.”
:~ UtarEmpire on the WJU Legal System
The Law at WJU is absolute and binding. Below are some of the more fearsome aspects of it. 
*The Council of Light
*Crimethink Laws of 1973
*Things that are Dangerous To The Regime
*What to do if you end up on Double Secret Probation
*Long, black, and hard, it's Operation Shaft!
*The Stallitron V Incident
*Operation Reverse Manifest Destiny
*Legal System
Wheeling Jesuit University/Legal System/Council of Light

The Council of Light is a superhero organisation that is dedicated to the preservation of peace and justice on Wheeling Jesuit University. It operates in an unofficial capacity and, strictly speaking, does not actually exist. Its actual number of members is unknown, but several key figures have revealed themselves and are actually members of the faculty at WJU. For purposes of identity protection, this article features only their pseudonyms. Mostly. 
==History==
No one knows exactly when the Council of Light was founded, but many believe that God said "let there be light" and found the wrong light, so he tried again and got the council of light. But most scholars assume that it was created at the same time Wheeling Jesuit University was founded. Since then, the Council of Light has worked to save the university a wide variety of difficult situations, ranging from incompetent administrators, aliens posing as staff members, natural disasters, and good old Crusades. 
Due to the Council of Light's status as a "nonexistent" organisation, members of the Council have found it necessary to operate in secret. However, this penchant to operate in secret serves more of as a guideline than as an actual rule, as more daring members tend to reveal themselves in times of great need. For example, in the 1992 battle between the lacrosse team and the track and field team, the track coach's acions and powers revealed that he was actually Hydroman, but he was compelled to intervene in order to keep the chaos under control. 
In recent times, the Council of Light has operated to fight against a bungling financial team and an increasingly megalomaniacal president so as to rescue the school from hitting record debts. Most of the Council members are very popular amongst the student body, making it increasingly more difficult for League of Evil to retain control of the university's infrastructure and snack vending machines. 
==Base of Operations==
The Council of Light operates from Jesuitdell, an extremely holy place on WJU's campus that most do not even dare to approach. As far as is known, the Council of Light has always used Jesuitdell as their primary home, even when KKK members attempted to burn it down in 1966. 
==Members==
===Current Members of the Council===
*Father Stark
*Dr. M
*Prince Coxar
*Job
*Servabot
*Yellow Lightning
===Notable Former Members===
*Dr. X - defeated by Cissegaran agents by chocolate milk and departed our dimension.
*Hammond the Holy - rescinded membership due to the appearance of Bizarro Hammond the Holy.
*WJU's Own Tom - graduated from WJU in 2006.
*Very Rev. Kevin Quirk
==Relation to the Churchill Society==
The Churchill Society, Wheeling has been an ardent ally of the Council of Light ever since it was first created. Some say that the Churchill Society is the student body's own version of the Council. In 2003, an attempt was made to publish the WJU Saga, a pamphlet advertising the Council of Light's successes over injustice. Unfortunately, this move was clamped down upon by the League of Evil.
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Wheeling Jesuit University/Legal System/Crimethink Laws of 1973

In 1973, after the fall of Fr. Rom, Wheeling Jesuit University administrators looked to prevent any more "Prague Spring-ish events" from taking place on campus. As such, a series of laws were passed at the end of '73 that would seriously limit the ability for legitimate information to travel on campus.
==The Run Down==
To prevent the pesky spread of ideas such as democracy and free speech from reaching campus, administrators, led by Queen Maher - who had her own reasons for suppressing certain information from getting out - set out to enact a comprehensive set of laws that would in effect, create a second dark age on campus. To prevent ideas that are "Dangerous To The Regime" from spreading, they came up with the following:
To ensure the safety and well being of the campus dynamic, the following activities are forbidden and shall be punished by exile or death - which ever happens to be the most convenient at the time. All laws listed after this shall be know to the people and slaves as Crimethink laws.
*Discussing people using their proper names or any identifiable handle is illegal.
*Discussing the faults of the administration, no matter how liable they may be, is illegal.
*Discussing the current disposition of the faculty and staff is illegal.
*Discussing the species of certain administrators is illegal.
*Sending helpful, easy-to-read emails containing information that can be utilized by the student body is illegal
*Providing so called 'constructive' criticism is illegal.
*To call into question any policy the University undertakes, now matter how ridiculous or life threatening is illegal.
*Breakfast pastry is forbidden as a topic of discussion.
*The state of campus buildings may never be discussed. Ever.
*The food service may never be discussed.
These were the first. After a 6 month trial run, it was made law. In 1977, there was an addition:
*Anything that ever happens on campus can never be discussed. There should be no reason for any student to speak on campus at any time for any reason, even if a piano happens to fall on you foot.
==More Recent Times==
The arrival of the internets in 1988 proved troublesome, and a few adjustments were made. Since students could send emails detailing their experience, access to the internet was at first forbidden. After they realized they could use it for their own purposes, they installed a system so poorly designed, that any attempts at leaving the schools web page would almost certainly result in a 404 and a visit from the gestapo.
The Laws of 1973 also paved the way for Double Secret Probation legislation that occurred in the 2000s under the leaderships of Chris Bling and Great White Mother.
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Wheeling Jesuit University/Legal System/Dangerous To The Regime

An object, ideology, person, or political party that is Dangerous To The Regime is any of the aforementioned items that has potential to threaten the stability of a long-standing societal structure. A number of items fall into this very encompassing but rigidly defined category. This idea was first posed by the esteemed Philosopher King, Dr. Phillips, who is himself the King of the "People Who Are Dangerous to The Regime" club. 
==A Herd of Independent Thinkers==
The Philosopher King first proposed this idea in 1997, when government oppression was at an all-time high due to just having entered the Pre-9/11 Era. Popular myth says that the Philosopher King was enjoying his favourite breakfast - Count Chocula cereal and a glass of whiskey - when the idea came to him after solving the maze on the back of the cereal box. He immediately sat down to author his 422-page thesis entitled "A Herd of Independent Thinkers - Why This Thesis is Dangerous to The Regime". He submitted this paper to several institutions, all of which were shut down within a month of receiving the publication.
==Summary==
"A Herd of Independent Thinkers" outlined the criteria for an object, ideology, person, or political party that could be thought of as being "dangerous to The Regime". Using Count Chocula as his case study, he suggested the following points as possible reasons for the government clamping down upon seemingly arbitrary things: 
*1. The thing in question should be delicious.
*2. The thing in question should be covered with chocolatey goodness.
*3. The thing in question has some relationship to vampires.
*4. The thing in question is either extremely popular or extremely unpopular.
This theory, like the Cold Wa, has found a rather large following on the campus of Wheeling Jesuit University. Since then, the Philosopher King has honed his criteria based on the influences of the works of Cyrus the Great.
==Incomplete List Of Things That Are Dangerous To The Regime==
This list is incomplete. You can help Uncyclopedia by killing yourself. 
*Count Chocula 
*Cats 
*Independent thinking 
*Sheep 
*The Muppet Show 
*Catholicism 
*Count Chocula 
*Beer 
*Democracy
*Superheroes 
*Television 
*MP3 players 
*Count Chocula 
*MySpace.com 
*WJU's Own Tom
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Wheeling Jesuit University/Legal System/Operation Shaft

The legal campaign of the long and bloody Jesuit Editorial Wars was begun with Operation Shaft, an operation designed to silence UtarEmpire through the use of para-military forces.
The plan for this attack was first prepared after the successful assault led by COSBI against the Cardinal Connection during the controversial editorship of Emo-Hitler. The shadowy Residence Life believed that a quick and decisive blow against the leadership of COSBI would knock them out of the war, and have the Residence Life shocktroops home by Christmas. The plan was modified over time, but never used until UtarEmpire began adding articles to Uncyclopedia, known as "the journal of record" in many places. They decided to act against him to silence the discord. 
Early in the morning of September 27, 2005, elite para-military forces from the First Residence Life division Chris Bling arrived at the base of UtarEmpire's secret doom lair. They commenced firing a volley of shots, but their muzzle-loading muskets proved ineffective. They then laid siege to the lair.
At 2:30 PM, the local commander lost his patience. He decided to act quickly and decisively to end the stalemate. He gave his men the following order:
"OK guys, this person is really mean. I order you all to hold your breath until your face turns blue, so that he knows how mean he is. That'll teach him."
After the comedic display of the shocktroops, UtarEmpire gave in, and had the pages removed. However, the removal was not permanent, as the articles were later restored by a secret underground militant organisation known as SMERSH II:Electric Boogaloo. This ensured that the campaign would continue, despite the brave sacrifice of the Residence Life shocktroops.
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Wheeling Jesuit University/People

The people of Wheeling Jesuit University are a unique bunch, although calling them "people" is often a stretch. Some of the more notable are:
==The Presidents of WJU==
*Father Jazzman (1872 - 1899)
*Io the Invincible (1899 - 1907)
*Father Donahue (1918 - 1939)
*Father Rom (1939 - 1944)
*Father Bantufavi (1964 - 1975)
*Father Raculad (1975 - 1983)
*Immortal Jesuit Emperor Fed Acker Huang (1983 - 2001)
*The Council of About Twenty Dudes and Two Hot Chicks (interim 2001)
*Lundius Superbus (2001 - 2003)
*El Presidente (2003 - 2007)
*Don Immortal (2007 - 2009)
*A Bottle of Bayer Aspirin (2010 - ????)
==Good==
*Dr. M, professor of philosophy
*Dr. X, Cissegaran Agent
*The infamous Father Stark
*Hammond the Holy
*Prince Coxar
*WJU's Own Tom
*Yellow Lightning
*Very Rev. Kevin Michael Quirk, Judicial Vicar of the Diocese of Wheeling-Charleston and Assistant to the Bishop
==Evil==
*Billy Cabra, Information Overlord of ITS
*Chris Bling, Scandal-ridden Floor Leader
*Great White Mother
*Supreme Eagle Chieftain Smelly Bison
*Queen Maher (deceased)
*"Sniper" Steve Habursky, head of Campus Insecurity
==Too Ridiculous To Be Either==
*James Cobb
*Pelikan
*Prophet Jessica
*The Rhapsodist
*People
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Wheeling Jesuit University/People/Ignatius the Dog

Ignatius the Dog was the infamous attack dog fielded by none less than Fed Acker Huang during his many campaigns designed to finally unify Wheeling Jesuit University.
==Origins==
None alive can recall the origins of Ignatius the Dog. According to tradition, he was killed in a road accident and buried at the side of National Road by a grieving family. Sadly, the corpse was discovered by one of Fed Acker Huang's court eunuchs. At first, the poor animal was merely freeze-dried and added to Huang's immense collection of freeze-dried corpses.
The tradition continues that eventually Huang took up necromancy as a parlour trick to aid in fund-raising. He succeeded in raising the dog. However, as part of the process he imbued the dog with his considerable interest in the female anatomy. It could not be returned to the family in its current state, so Huang erected a cage for it outside the cafeteria.
A less poetic version states that Huang picked up the dog from the local pound in a gesture to increase his popularity, which was at a considerable ebb. At any rate, the dog appeared in a cage outside the cafeteria.
==Humanitarian Service==
The dog Ignatius was famous for his participation on many of Fed Acker Huang's great penetrations into Kirby/Sara Tracy. These many expeditions were designed to insert Fed Acker Huang into the realm where no man had gone before. Ignatius was a vital tool in health inspections. The native girls were reticent to remove their toh-wel garments for compulsory health checks due to a misplaced sense of modesty. Good Ignatius was trained to remove these garments quickly so that the girls' health could be easily monitored, and vital treatment given to them.
==Downfall==
After the establishment of the Fed Acker Huang Observatory (for the observation of heavenly bodies), health monitoring could be done from a distance and without undue legal action. His useful days behind him, Ignatius was largely confined to his cage. This cage was located fairly close to Das Rathskellar. Students would often feed him beer. Ignatius quickly developed a taste for alcohol. He began moving up to harder liquors and collecting Elvis memorabilia. This combined expense proved so great that he defaulted on the mortgage for his cage. He was thrown out by the bank, and moved to Las Vegas. He was last heard from when he announced his intention to join a motley band of several teen-agers traveling nationwide in a peculiar flower-covered green van.
==Current Whereabouts==
The current whereabouts of Ignatius are not known. Perhaps this is for the best.
==Trivia==
Ignatius the Dog is not, as many believe, named after the Super Jesuit Ignatius of Loyola. He is actually named after the deceased husband of Fed Acker Huang's first concubine.
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