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3173: Between the Missiles and Weapons Van Lights

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Odie appears, and Garfield looks at Odie bouncing around being just like a little happy dog does. Odie hits the brakes, just like a car does and falls off of the table with a crash. Garfield tells the reader that he just tampered with Odie's brakes. 
In this Square Root of Minus Garfield strip, Garfield looks at Odie, bouncing around, about to slide on an oil slick, and fall off of the table with a crash. Garfield tells the reader that this prank was brought to you by Bally Midway, which is the maker of Spy Hunter, a late 80s driving video game in which, among other things, an oil slick weapon and a missile launcher are available from weapons vans; all weapons have special lights on the cabinet that light up when they are available, and the "Oil Slick" light is between the "Missiles" and "Weapons Van" Lights thus explaining the title of this strip. 
The author's note shows a link to Henry Mancini's theme from Peter Gunn, but claim if they're a certain age, has just started playing chiptune in their head, and can't get it out.
==The author writes:==
In lieu of actual author commentary, here's a link to Henry Mancini's theme from Peter Gunn, which, if you're of a certain age, has just started playing in chiptune version in your head
Original strip: 
==Transcript==
{Odie skids on an oil slick, and falls off the table}
Garfield: This prank was brought to you by Bally Midway, the makers of Spy Hunter.
Category:Lubaf
3174: Chip Trip

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Garfield bought a giant chip for the dip, but here, the chip replaces Garfield.
==The author writes:==
Because anthromorphized food couldn't just get into Garfield's brain...
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon looks at a giant bowl of chip dip}
Jon: Wow
Jon: That's a big bowl of dip
{A giant chip runs by}
Chip: Chip coming through!
Category:Matthew Prower
3175: Making Jon Smarter (For A Change)

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Jon does not want to be disturbed by Garfield, and Garfield tells to the readers that Jon is working on a jigsaw puzzle. Garfield smiles at the readers saying that these two-piecers can be vicious.
Here, Jon is looking at three pieces and Garfield smiles while telling the readers that these three-piecers can be vicious.
==Transcript==
Jon {to Garfield}: I don't want to be disturbed!
Garfield {to reader}: Jon's working on a jigsaw puzzle
Garfield {still to reader, smiling}: Those three-piecers can be vicious
{Jon is staring at a three-piece jigsaw puzzle}
==The author writes:==
Title says it all. Are we going to lay this running gag to rest now?
Original strip: .
Category:SonicLover
3176: Garfield Plus EmojiOne

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
What if Garfield's text messages were limited by the Unicode Standard, rather than by Jim Davis's imagination? After all, "pet food" and "pillow" are not currently emoji characters. I figured Garfield's text expressed a general desire for food and sleep (rather than, say, an intent to cover Jon's bed in cat food). To that end, "food" was represented by pizza (one of Garfield's favorites), while "sleep" became a sleeping face.
Emoji artwork provided by EmojiOne and is licensed under CC-BY 4.0.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon is looking at his phone with an unamused expression on his face}
Text window: From: Garfield ðŸ•ðŸ˜´ðŸ•ðŸ˜´
==Trivia==
This strip's transcript was hit with mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; the original transcript unaffected by mojibake is currently lost to the public due to this.
Category:ShyTenda
Category:Mojibake
3177: Jon Minus Hand-Eye Coordination

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
The roll's trajectory in the original strip was clearly headed towards Lyman's face, and I had to make that a reality.
Plus, this counts as a Garfield Minus Garfield strip.
Original strips: , (BOP! sound effect).
==Transcript==
Lyman: Throw me a roll, Jon.
{Sound of roll colliding with forehead}
Lyman: Pass me a roll, Jon.
Category:Cruelhouse
3178: Genuinely Jealous Garfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
As soon as I saw that punchline, I knew this strip was SRoMG material. First of all, Jon, gross. He's your cat, dude. Second, Garfield probably isn't mad because of some unrequited attraction to Jon, but more because of the principle of the thing. He DID kiss him like that over 30 years ago, and Garfield has every reason to be upset that Jon forgot, even if it was just for a joke back then.
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Jon: Good night, Liz
SFX: *smooch*
Jon: Why didn't you ever kiss me like that, Garfield?
Garfield: BUT I DID!
{Flashback of Jon and Garfield kissing}
Garfield {narrating}: Don't you remember that wonderful evening in 1980?
Category:Jacob Huller
3179: Superfeline Feats, Up To Eleven... Billion?

==Explanation==
In the original, the hurled object was a television set. Here, it's a Dyson sphere.
In the Star Trek: The Next Generation universe, a Dyson sphere is an engineering marvel: an enormous man-made planet wrapped around its sun-analogue. The Enterprise-D encounters one in the episode "Relics", thus the joke in the disclaimer about relics and artifacts, the latter of which is both a synonym for "relics" and a thing which can happen when image compression algorithms handle information in a way that's noticeable to the human eye as being "wrong".
The title is a reference to the trope "Up to Eleven", itself a reference to "This is Spinal Tap", wherein the band has speakers that have volume knobs which go up that high instead of just to the standard ten.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
Dyson sphere image found on Memory Alpha (and saved as a PNG before applying to the strip to reduce the chance of reli-- I mean, artifacts) and used only as a vehicle for parody.
==Transcript==
Jon: Hey, Garfield, it says here that people can perform superhuman feats of strength during periods of great stress.
Jon: What baloney!
Jon: By the way, I'm taking you to the vet today.
{Garfield hurls a Dyson sphere (possibly a model) at Jon's head from out of panel}
Category:Nyperold
Category:Television references
317: The Thing

==Explanation==
This strip takes a quote on Facebook in which Garfield says he'd want to be like The Thing if he were to be a superhero, and puts it with a Garfield title panel in which he is actually depicted as The Thing, with Arlene as the Invisible Woman, Nermal as the Human (Feline?) Torch, and Odie as Mr. Fantastic.
The Thing is the superhero persona of Benjamin Grimm, who, along with Susan Storm, her brother Jonathan Storm, and Reed Richards were exposed to cosmic rays, causing them to develop superpowers; this led them to join together into a superhero team called The Fantastic Four. The Thing's power is that he's incredibly hard, thus resistant to physical attack, and capable of delivering powerful physical attacks of his own.
==The author writes:==
Image taken from title panel of . Source of quote here.
==Transcript==
{Image showing Garfield as The Thing.}
 "If I had to be a superhero, I'd be like The Thing because he's orange and craggy. I can relate to orange and craggy. In the meantime, I'll just stick with being a super star."
— Garfield
Category:NES Boy
3180: The Dark Side of the Carolina Reaper

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Why has no one else done this??? Edited in Photoscape.
Original Square Root of Minus Garfield strips: 2004-09-10, 2009-03-11.
Original strips: , , .
==Transcript==
{Garfield and Jon, with a glass of water between them, look at each other eagerly...}
Jon: Hot pepper eating contest!
{Jon eats a JalapeÃ±o}
Jon: JalapeÃ±o!
{Garfield eats a Cayenne}
Garfield: Cayenne!
{Jon eats a Habenero}
Jon: Habanero!
{Garfield eats a Carolina Reaper}
Garfield: Carolina Reaper!
{Garfield becomes a Phlogistinator (a Team Fortress 2 weapon)}
Jon: AAA! AAA!
{Garfield quickly drinks all the water, burnt from the inside}
Garfield: He made a lovely fire.
{Jon doesn't respond, as he is lying on the floor burnt to a crisp}
==Trivia==
*This strip credits a Square Root of Minus Garfield strip dated 2004-09-10 among its strip credits. This is an error, as Square Root of Minus Garfield would not debut for a little more than four years and two months at that point; the strip on the flip side of the link shows the intended date for the credit to be 2014-09-10.
*This strip's transcript was hit by mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; the original transcript unaffected by mojibake is currently lost to the public due to this.
Category:NAME REDACTED the citra
Category:Mojibake
3181: SCPField

==Explanation==
This Is A Sanitized Garfield Strip.
The Author's Note Says "Object Class: Keter", And There's Some Information About SCP-Garf.
==Transcript==
{A sanitised Garfield strip}
==The Author Writes:==
Object Class: Keter 
SCP-GARF is a memetic image infohazard, which exhibits strong virulent propagation. The submitted strip was a manifestation of SCP-GARF, an instance of SCP-GARF-A, which has been treated according to current containment procedures, which require sanitising the strip in order to impede the propagation and infohazardous properties of such manifestations. 
Original strip: [DATA REDACTED].
Category:Destructible Watermelon
Category:Content-free strips
3183: My Least Inspired Idea Yet

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
One minute in MS Paint. Enjoy.
(Also, my original idea was to use Terminator 2 screencaps of the T-1000, but then I decided to be lazy.)
Admin note: This strip was originally published with the word "resemble" replaced by "reassemble" in the transcript. It wasn't clear which word was intended, because both make sense. The author was consulted for instructions, and the transcript was changed to "resemble" to match the comic. However, some forum posters opined that the word "reassemble" was funnier, so this note was inserted for posterity so that consideration of both the intended and the inadvertent possibilities may be preserved for all time.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield {extremely pixelated}: It takes longer...
Garfield {less pixelated}: ...every morning...
Garfield {normal}: ...to resemble myself.
Category:Crazy56U
3184: Omit Needless Words

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
It sounds a bit more disturbing when you get down to the essence of that response.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield holds Pookie above his head. There is a punch bowl full of purple liquid to the right}
Garfield: Super Pookie spies a party on the horizon!
{Garfield slams Pookie into the punchbowl}
Garfield: BANZAI!
SFX: SPLOOSH
{Garfield, holding a dripping Pookie, walks past Jon. Jon is wearing a party hat and has a cup of punch}
Jon: Where are you going?
Garfield: To suck my bear
Category:Jason Tank
3185: Garfield but it's propaganda

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
The words "left" and "right" are always political.
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Television: A little to the left... Yeah... That's it!
Television: â™ª Debout, les damnÃ©s de la terre / Debout, les forÃ§ats de la faim â™«
{Copyright notice reads "Distributed by the Department for Agitation and Propaganda"}
==Trivia==
This strip's transcript was hit with mojibake errors in a later site recoding effort; the original transcript unaffected by mojibake is currently lost to the public due to this.
Category:Lukasmah
Category:Mojibake
3186: Sometimes, More Is More

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
This is dedicated to all the coffee-abusing divorced soccer moms who only get entertainment from reading The Funnies and watching The Big Bang Theory. I know you just can't get enough of that wacky fat cat!
(This strip isn't as effective if you haven't read #3028.)
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: Stay tuned for more of me.
{Garfield does absolutely nothing for the remainder of the strip}
Category:H.R. Chunkinstuff
3188: No Way to Delay that Sunday Comin' Every Day

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Imaginary Garfield strips only exist in the imagination of the imaginer. Unless they get made and submitted to some kind of a site dedicated to that sort of thing.
Bonus:
Original strips: , .
Original strips for bonus: SRoMG #133, (by extension) .
==Transcript==
{Title panel: Garfield as a gas station attendant, with "Wind up workin in a gas station" mostly on his nametag}
{Garfield scratching up a couch}
Garfield: Let's see...
Garfield: I've achieved "exasperating,"
Garfield: I've achieved "eye-popping"
Garfield: And I've achieved "unnerving"
SFX: THONK!
{Garfield sees Jon's jaw drop to the floor}
Garfield: All right!!! "Jaw-dropping"!!
Bonus:
{Garfield holds Pookie out to Jon}
Jon: Du bist mein Sofa.
Jon: Did a booger-bear come from somewhere out there?
{Jon kisses Pookie}
SFX: KISS
Category:DEIDATVM
3189: LCD's Sound System

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
If you find the joke corny, I apologize.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Garfield: We of the Lowest Common Denominator get a lot more out of life; for example, we enjoy ordinary Garfield comics; in fact, I just remembered a hilarious one.
{Garfield walks past Jon}
Garfield: HAR! HAR! HAR!
Jon: Are you okay, Garfield?
Garfield: You wouldn't understand, Square Root of Minus Garfield fan.
Category:Jack
318: Garfield in Haiku 2

==Explanation==
The author's notes reference the very first SRoMG strip, in which a strip was rewritten -- while maintaining the basic meaning of the dialogue -- to fit the structure of a haiku. This strip, on the other hand, takes panels where the dialogue already has the requisite syllables, and puts them together without regard for story... though it kind of makes one, anyway.
Jon offers a sausage (the "dog"?), apparently named "Odie", and Garfield sits on it. For some reason. In the original strips:
* Garfield swiped at Jon's leg, making him drop the sausage, and took said sausage.
* Lyman introduced his dog, setting up the second panel, and Garfield walked off, referring to a blimp named Hindenburg, a ship named Titanic, a car named Edsel, and possibly other things that become impossible to read.
* Jon wants to weigh Garfield, but wonders where the scale is.
==The author writes:==
For the first Garfield in Haiku strip, David McLeish rewrote the dialogue to fit the syllable structure of a haiku.
For this one, I took a first panel that had 5 syllables, a second panel that had 7, and a final panel that had 5, and put them together. It definitely makes for a different story...
Original strips: , , and .
==Transcript==
Jon: Here, Garfield, ...beg.</br> 
Garfield: Odie... a dog named Odie...</br> 
Garfield: I'm sitting on it.
Category:Nyperold
Category:Poems
3190: Another Garfield As

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
I'll let you use your own imagination as to how these two ended up living together.
On another note, removing Garfield from this strip makes Jon's back-lump somehow even more noticeable.
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
Jon: I hate it when you smile
Jon: Whenever you smile something bad happens
Jon: But maybe I'm just paranoid
Zim: Another pig!
Category:Mr B Natural
Category:Cartoon references
Category:Television references
3191: Begin Again

==Explanation==
This strip takes the 2014 original Garfield strip and gives it a twist in which Garfield's date-change stunt send him back to the very first panel of the Garfield strip. This implies that Garfield went too far back in time and thus restarted the Garfield mythos with his stunt.
This strip is the second instance of a "back too far" implication remix; the first being 2014: 36th Birthday Special: Too Far Back (Garfield's stunt writes him out of existence) and the third being 4341: Begin Again: Jon Edition (basically this strip's premise using the first strip of Garfield's predecessor Jon).
==The author writes:==
The 2014 birthday strip could've used a little continuity nod...
This is a good way to show Garfield went too far back!
[Ed: The title and author's note are Redgreen's; Lasagna Man submitted an identical strip a few months later.]
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
{Garfield stands in the middle of a room, staring at a calendar}
Garfield: I don't feel like getting older.
{Garfield takes the calendar and begins writing on it}
Garfield: Maybe if I change the year, I'll get younger on my birthday.
{Garfield appears next to Jon in the first panel of the very first Garfield strip, 36 years earlier}
Jon: Hi, there... I'm Jon Arbuckle. I'm a cartoonist, and this is my cat, Garfield.
Category:Lasagna Man
Category:Redgreen
3192: 7 Grand Garfield

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Yeah, I kinda stuffed this one up. I should've found a bigger version of the original strip before I started working on this.
If you don't get it, this is where Grand Dad came from.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Garfield stands outside, while Fred Flintstone in a star is the sun}
Garfield: Grand Day
{Grand Dad walks past Garfield, as Garfield watches in awe}
{Garfield's face has been replaced by Grand Dad's horribly stunned face}
Category:Sean Kay
Category:Video game references
3193: Dog in Denial

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Uh, yeah. I had this idea in my head for a while and finally got around to making it in honor of Valentine's Day* or whatever, but I seriously doubt that it'll go through the buffer in five days. It's okay. I don't care how long it takes. :D
*[Ed: 2017]
Original strips: , , , , , , .
==Transcript==
{While out for a walk one evening, Odie sees Garfield and Arlene sitting on the fence, looking at the full moon together. He also sees Jon on a porch swing, with his arm around Liz as they both gaze into each other's eyes. Trudging inside, Odie sits down on the couch, sporting a rather melancholy expression. There is an empty space beside him for someone to sit, but Odie has no one to sit next to him. Loneliness sets in. Odie decides he does not want to be alone, and goes to find something. He returns to the couch with a bone lying there next to him. In denial of the fact that he does not have a girlfriend, Odie has attempted to start a relationship with one of his bones. He smiles at it with a heart above his head, apparently trying to flirt with it. Expecting a response of some sort, he is surprised and confused when the bone really doesn't do anything at all. Suddenly Odie realizes his relationship with the bone is impossible; he is alive and sentient, but his bone is not. It cannot love. Choosing to handle this realization in a passive-aggressive manner, he picks up the bone and throws it off-panel as hard as he can, and remains scowling for quite some time afterwards. However, this anger is merely a pathetic front for how he really feels, as is revealed in the penultimate panel when his ears droop and tears start running down his face. The loneliness becomes too much for Odie to handle, and he throws his head back to release a pained, sorrowful howl}
Odie: AROOOOOOOOOO!
Category:Muchacho1994
3194: Lewi Lewi

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
So basically, there's a webcomic called Parallax, and I took a bit from Lewi's debut in that and mashed it into Liz's debut. I also managed to ship Jon and Lewi in the process, so that's something.
Original Parallax pages: 2017-01-18, 2017-01-23.
Original strips: , .
==Transcript==
{We see Jon taking Garfield to a doctor}
Jon: I think I just died and went to Heaven.
Garfield: I think I just died.
{We see Lewi checking Garfield without actually opening his eyes}
Jon: By the way there, Doc, what's your name?
{Lewi poses dramatically with his hard light guitar and full powered-up costume}
Lewi: I'M THE HOT DOG GUY!
Category:The Defenestrator
Category:Webcomic references
3195: Carnivorous Plant

==Explanation==
In the original strip, Jon had a cactus in that box. Here, there was a carnivorous plant in this box, which eats Garfield up.
==The author writes:==
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon brings in a yellow box, much to Garfield's delight}
Jon: I have a new plant in here, Garfield.
Garfield: Yum yum.
Jon: And I don't want you messing with it, okay?
Garfield {looking away while making a praying gesture}: Sure.
{After Jon leaves, Garfield looks from behind the box, a look of mischief present}
Garfield {jumping gleefully into the box}: Prepare to die!
SFX: CHOMP! CHOMP! Burp {Garfield is eaten}
{The box is alone in an empty panel}
Category:booknut
3196: GbettiaTGkaabetiinONsbetiiaenowGel*

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
*Garfield but every time there is a T, Garfield kicks an animal but every time it is not Odie, Nermal speaks but every time it is an even number of words, Garfield eats lasagna
Original strips: , , , , , , , , , , .
==Transcript==
Jon: If I t{obscured} head ju{obscured}
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks a dog}
Garfield: Don't worry! I have this flawlessly calculated
Nermal: Don't knock it, Jack. I make a killing posing for greeting cards
Jon: {obscured}urn{obscured} {obscured}st{obscured}
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks Nermal off the table}
Garfield: CUTE IS TASTELESS! CUTE ROTS THE INTELLECT!
Nermal: So what's so hot about ugly?
SFX: GOBBLE! GOBBLE! {Garfield eats a lasagna}
Jon: {obscured} my {obscured} right {obscured}
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks Odie off the table}
Jon: ...
Jon: I can pick up a r{obscured} station on my t{obscured}
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks Jon into the air}
Garfield: Heads, he lives. Tails, he dies
Nermal: That has to be the best straight line you've ever given me
Garfield: It was an accident, okay?
{Garfield eats lasanga}
Jon: {obscured}rad{obscured}eet{obscured}
Garfield: But now I feel obligated
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks Odie off the table}
Jon: {obscured}o {obscured}h!
Liz: Uh...
Garfield: I know a back way out
SFX: KICK! {Garfield kicks Odie off the table}
Category:Simon Winters
3197: Reverse Psychology Garfield

==Explanation==
In the original Garfield strip, Jon is annoyed at Garfield because he wants to be alone. Garfield puts an arm around Jon and agrees.
In this Square Root of Minus Garfield strip, Jon feels happy because he doesn't want to be alone. Garfield puts an arm around Jon and agrees, but turns around and leaves Jon alone. Jon turns around and has some alone time by himself.
==Transcript==
Jon: Has it occurred to you, I don't want to be alone?
{beat panel}
Garfield: Yes, it has
{Garfield turns and leaves Jon alone}
{beat panel}
Jon: At last, some quiet time.
==The author writes:==
Jon tricks Garfield into leaving him alone with a little bit of reverse psychology.
Original strip: , with extra elements from , and .
Category:McSwan
3198: Double Reverse Quadruple Image Search

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Taking the lead from SRoMG #2781, I took a Garfield strip with a large amount of dialogue, and used Google Image Search for the dialogue in each panel.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Stock photograph of lasagna}
{Stock photograph of the letters "T", "H", "A", "N", "K", "Y", "O" and "U" hanging from a clothesline}
{Image of a Toyota and key fob from the Toyota blog}
Category:Lubaf
Category:Photo comics
Category:Real world references
3199: Garfield Minus Error Message

==Explanation==
==The author writes:==
Though strips.garfield.com/iimages is a 403, strips.garfield.com at least has three sentences in it. Probably just a designer yelling at their coworkers.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
{Jon is holding an untitled book. He and Garfield are staring into it}
Jon: What are you looking for?
{Jon faces Garfield}
Jon: Strips?
{Jon turns back to the book}
Jon: Get the path right
Garfield: Hey, it's still better than a plain ol' "403 Forbidden"
Category:Wibi
Category:Internet references