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Manmohan Singh

Sardar Manmohan Singh (Hindi: माननीय प्रधान मन्त्री, Punjabi: ਸਾਡਾ ਭਾਈ), AKA "the Turbanator", is the fourteenth prime minister of India, and according to Forbes, is the sexiest man alive. He is the first person in the country to have become the prime minister without benefit of being elected. To express his gratitude to Sonia Gandhi and her party, this Oxford economist has returned the favour by doling out free electricity, free food, free education, free Internet ass sex (oops!) access, and lots of other freebies to a billion people to make it seem that, under Manmohan-Sonia rule, there is such a thing as a free lunch.
== Early life ==
It was a cold and rainy night when Manmohan Singh was born inside a ramshackle home on a shabby, filthy bed on 26 September 1936 in the Punjab province of British India. The bed was small so instead of coming out on the bed, the poor child fell head-first on ground. This made his superstitious parents so concerned that they wrapped a piece of blue cloth around the child's head as precaution.
== Career ==
Manmohan started his career as a ticket tout around the cinemas of Lahore. One day, a British officer caught him red-handed and he was taken to jail. There, because of his turban, he was mistaken for a Taliban fighter and was beaten so severely that he lost his ability to speak. 
When the British government realised their mistake, they gave the poor boy a scholarship to study at their most prestigious university, Oxford. This shut up the Human Rights NGOs. At Oxford he completed a PhD in Economics. He would later use his training to secure a job at the World Bank, where he amassed a fortune pimping scarce natural resources of poor countries to rich countries for a heavy commission.
== Prime minister ==
Manmohan Singh was sitting on his luxurious toilet on 19 May 2004 when his ex-girlfriend Sonia Gandhi phoned him and asked him to become the prime minster, an offer he could not refuse. As prime minister, he has pursued the following policies:
* He proposed to make it mandatory for Indians to learn Bhangra (bahn-grah) and Gidda.
* He changed the colour of the telephone he uses to call Pakistan. 
* He steadfastly refused Chinese technological help to build cars that work. 
== Quotes ==
Category:India
Category:Indian people
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Mantis shrimp

Called "sea grasshoppers" by ancient Assyrians, "prawn killers" in Australia, "the tiny death" in Russia, and now sometimes referred to as "thumb splitters" by modern divers — because of the relative ease the creature has in mutilating any appendage — mantis shrimp sport powerful claws that they use to attack and kill prey by spearing, shredding, stunning, lacerating, mangling, or dismemberment. Mantis shrimp can break through aquarium glass and bone with a single strike from this weapon. The punch of the mantis shrimp is also said to be the only thing that can penetrate the beard of Chuck Norris, other than Chuck's own roundhouse kicks. Norris has refused to comment on this, however.
The mantis shrimp is also the national bird of Punchoslavia, where its powerful strikes are a source of inspiration for the pugilistic populace.
==Vision==
Mantis shrimp are the only animals with hyperspectral colour vision and naturally occurring biomechanical mechanisms in the eye. Their eyes (both mounted on mobile stalks and constantly moving about independently of each other) are similarly variably coloured, and are considered to be the most complex eyes in the animal kingdom/avionics world. They permit both serial and parallel analysis of visual stimuli, automatic target acquisition and tracking and ranged target designation using both infra-red and ultra-violent emissions.
==Behavior==
Mantis shrimp appear to be highly intelligent, are long-lived and exhibit complex behavior, such as ritualized fighting and human sacrifice. Scientists have discovered that some species use fluorescent patterns on their bodies for signaling with their own and maybe even other species, including extra-terrestrial life forms, expanding their range of behavioral signals. They can learn and remember well, and are able to recognize individual neighbors with whom they frequently interact.
It is widely rumored by military historians that the signaling behavior of the mantis shrimp was the inspiration for the original TADIL-A/Link 11 targeting protocol used by the US military and NATO forces for ship to ship(s2s) tactical communication. While any proof in the R&D documentation is highly classified, the unaccountable disappearances of navy marine biologists on the project has yet to be adequately explained.
==Interaction with other species==
The ocean is a big place, but not big enough. Sometime in the 3rd century BC hostilities arose between mantis shrimp and sail fish. No records remain as to what initiated the conflict.
In 1734 a treaty was signed creating an alliance between mantis shrimp and squid. The giant squid were notably absent as signatories, but no one cares because they almost never show up at battles anyway.
In 1748, largely in response to the mantis shrimp/squid alliance, sail fish entered a compact with wild boar. Thus began perhaps the most epic warfare between species in the history of the universe: mantis shrimp vs. wild boar.
Category:Crustaceans
Category:Underwater creatures
Mantuition

Mantuition is similar to intuition differing only in its manliness. Unlike "women's intuition," "mantuition" is a single word. Grammatically, it's much less possessive. Logically, it isn't. 
Mantuition is right all the time! You don't need to stop an ask for directions, you have mantuition. Mantuition comes from male manmary glands, located directly beneath a man's breasticles. A man's mantuition will often give them the feeling of male supremacy. A powerful surge that the manswer to the given question is like manmunition, fueling more and more mantuition ... kind of like beer in the fuel tank for the love machine. 
== Uses of Mantuition ==
Mantuition can be used in a variety of ways to gain a very definite insight into events that would otherwise be confusing, potentially embarrassing or otherwise irksome, thus allowing the man using it to focus on the important business of getting things done, without having to worry about inconvenient factors like facts or consequences.
Examples of mantuition include:
*"Of COURSE there's room for another beer, it's not like I'm driving very far."
*"Instructions are for quitters. It obviously goes like this!"
*"She wants it. I hope she's over 18."
*"The government just says that to try and keep us down!"
*"RAAAGHHHGRR!!! I am all that is man!"
== Possible Side-Effects of Mantuition ==
A downside of mantuition is that it often compels the man to tell lame Dad jokes. Although mantuition is reliable, hard-headed and of course very manly, if used irresponsibly possible side effects may include but are not limited to:
*Inducing vomiting in females
*Causing headaches in coworkers
*Everything from The Hangover movie series
*Possible Incarceration
*Condemnation from parental units
*Unwanted impregnation
*The need for constant mansplaining
*Manscaping to the point of metrosexuality
Unfortunately, 'irresponsibly' is the only possible way to use mantuition. Anyone who does it differently is just a big, flouncy, hippy-lovin' pansy.
==External links==
*Mantuition.com! - Topical mix of examples of male brain-bypass 
Category:Men
Category:Portmanteaus
Manuel Both-Hanz

Manuel "Manny" Both-Hanz was an agent of the Rebel Alliance, a very short Human or near-Human. He appears to have been involved in a romantic relationship with Mon Mothma, the Alliance Chief of State.
==Biography==
In 4 ABY, it was Manny who discovered the existence of the second Death Star; he was also able to pinpoint the exact location of the Emperor's new battlestation in the Endor system, and learned that the Emperor himself would be personally overseeing the final stages of the construction.
To communicate this information to the Alliance High Command, he made a rendezvous with Tag Greenley and Bink Otauna on Tatooine. Tragically, he was shot by Boba Fett in an altercation in Mos Eisley spaceport, but Tag and Bink successfully passed on the information to Mon Mothma, enabling the Rebellion to destroy the Empire.
==Legacy==
While on shuttle Tydirium, Tag and Bink reported to Mothma who requested them to present Both-Hanz to the Imperial High Command, so that the Empire wouldn't suspect that the transaction was succeeded. Dressed as Royal Guards, they delivered his body to the Death Star.
Later during the briefing before the Battle of Endor, Mothma recounted with grief in her voice that "Manny Both-Hanz died in the process" of bringing the information to them.
==Behind the scenes==
Manuel Both-Hanz appears only in Kevin Rubio's parody comic book The Return of Tag & Bink: Special Edition; his name is a pun on the line "Many Bothans died" in Mon Mothma's dialogue in Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi. The appearance of Manuel Both-Hanz is based on the American filmmaker Robert Meyer Burnett.
==Appearances==
* Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi – 
* The Return of Tag & Bink: Special Edition - 
==Notes and references==
==See also ==
* Manuel_Both-Hanz in Wookieepedia. 
Category:Star Wars
March 25

==Events==
* 708 - Constantine is desecrated Pope.
* 1655 - Presidents take control of Maryland at the Battle of Sleven.
* 1802 - France signs the Treaty of Amiens to keep the United Kingdom from further pummeling them.
* 1807 - Slaves are abolished thanks to the blood-thirsty Slave Trade Act
* 1924 - Greece proclaims itself free from the The Empire.
* 1942 - France is pummelled by Germany, England pretends to care by saving them.
==Births==
* 1252 - Conan O'Brien, Duke of Late Night
* 1976 - Juvenile, American gift wrapper
* 1993 - Angelique M.Johnson born to live a hellish life
* 2008 - The end of the World
* 1592 - Flying Barbecue Bobe Ball
==Deaths==
* 1 - The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
* 3019 - Sauron, famous Visine spokesperson
* 2095 - Tone Rion
==Holidays and observances==
*International Waffle Day in Sweden.
*Not Friday in 2004, 2015.
*But it is Friday in 2011.
Category:Days
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Marco Arturo

Marco Arturo is a mexican boy who made a video on internet yelling on a camera with a bunch of papers saying how anti-vaxxers are a bunch of retards. 
==About him==
In 2016 Marco made a short pro-vaccine video showing how anti-vaxxers are stupid, and when the video went viral internationally, a lot of anti-vaxxers started to complain about Marco. The video was spreaded by websites like BuzzFeed BuzzFeed article and was shared by Ashton Kutcher, and lots of conspirationist bloggers started writing texts "exposing" Marco Anti-Vaxxers got mad, saying things like that he wasn't a child, but a 40 years old midget.
People alredy forgot Marco's video, but he is still a little bit famous on social media because of his scientific experiments, livestreams and specially his memes. When Marco (ironically) said he was a communist, some right-wing conspirationists started complaining about him again. Marco seems to be very intelligent, considering the fact that he was the chemistry teacher of his own class in school despite being 3 years advanced, and also, he went to college at 15 years old...Yes, he is a little bit better than you. 
Marco has a duck and a lot of lizards as pets. What? Why not cats?
In 2018, the New York Times made an article about himAt 12, He Had a Viral Science Video. At 14, He Fears He Was Too Rude.. In 2019 he viralized again by posting some photos from the Mexican Revolution, colorizing to them. His restorations are now being used as propaganda by zapatist guerrilas.
In 2021, Marco turned 18 and graduated in biology. He's been playing Steve Irwin making informative videos and taking pictures with annoying insects and animals no one wants to put their hands on like snakes, frogs and lizards. Marco is becoming more and more famous and sporadically appears in Mexican newspapers and talk shows (which are not podcasts) on YouTube.
==The video== 
<YouTube> 
title=Marco talking about anti-vaxxers
movie_url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OInj25O3oiE 
embed_source_url=https://www.youtube.com/v/OInj25O3oiE 
wrap=no 
width=100 
height=100
</YouTube>
 
==Gallery==
File:Marcoworms.jpg|Marco and his science experiments. 
Marcommunist.jpg|In the Russian Reversal, anti-vaxxers got threatened by you!
File:Marcogoat.jpg|Marco and his...duck. 
==External links==
Category:Scientists
Category:Internet personalities
Margarine

Margarine is a delicious near-plastic treat that people believe to be healthier than butter. It is created under highly controlled conditions using various oils that are whipped into shape, usually with a whip. If given an electrical shock for an extended amount of time, it can start living on its own. A living margarine, or "marglin", is often marketed as an adorable and vicious harmless pet. Pet store owners frequently fail to mention that if fed after midnight, will reproduce uncontrollably and have an insatiable appetite for human flesh. A detailed account of that very situation is given in the award-winning documentary The Blob.
==Uses==
Besides being edible (so they say), margarine is commonly used as a cooling agent in nuclear reactors due its inability to conduct heat. Some scientists speculate that it could withstand Sun-like temperatures.
Margarine can be used to reduce wrinkles, seal pipes, as an antiseptic/anesthetic, prevent sunburns, kill rabid smurfs, and can, when applied directly to the forehead, help an individual retain sanity (most of it) while watching a Pauly Shore film. It is currently being tested for use as a treatment for Super AIDS.
It can also be added to thermonuclear bombs to increase the destructive yield.
==Margarine-Based Products==
*Margarine
*Margarine Spray (can be used as a flavoring or sunblock)
*Margarine Bites
*Margar-Aid (Summertime drink)
*A-1
*Pest-B-Gone Insect/Grue Repellant
*Neosporin
*HeadOn (applied direc-...you know how it goes)
*Vaseline
*Spam
*Most public school cafeteria food (usually coupled with an irradiated form of Soylent green)
*Bleu cheese
*Ultra High Fructose Corn Syrup
*Snickers bars
*Heineken beer
==See also==
* Pam
Category:Foodcategory:Fake things
Marine Animals v. BP

Marine Animals v. BP is a trial which began with a lawsuit filed in 2010 following the Deepwater Horizon oil spill. This trial is considered a landmark case in law, as it was the first-ever case with a non-human plaintiff: in this case, all the world's marine animals, trying to take down BP for their crimes against the natural environment. 
While it remains undecided, it is worth nothing some of the interesting developments in the lawsuit.
==History==
Following the oil spill that began on April 20th, 2010, an estimated 780,000 cubic metres of oil was released into the Gulf of Mexico. While this had an effect on BP's revenue, and on the world at large, the clear larger effect was on marine life, with reports of a much higher-than-average death rate for fish and dolphins. Everyone began to question what this meant for marine animals. And the animals themselves questioned the humans' motives, the dolphins in particular.
 
After discovering elements of human law, they decided to file a technical lawsuit against BP, having realised that they were responsible, and that the company were mass marine life murderers.
By 2012, despite the Federal Government already having cost BP at least US$40 billion for settlement, it was far from over, and a dolphin plaintiff suddenly appeared in court that year. Wishing to take charges directly against BP chair Carl-Henric Svanberg, he was somewhat disappointed at the result. Not only did BP refuse to acknowledge the marine animals, one lawyer stating he wanted to 'support these little fish' was consistently laughed out of court. Unfortunately, this wasn't because dolphins are mammals.
Having called on several environmental lawyers at this stage to defend their rights, BP stated in an official release, some offending words:
Obviously, marine animals are much more determined than BP, so, continuing to believe in their charges, a new subgroup is founded: the Fish Strike.
The Fish Strike (composed of actual fish, mind, and no dolphins) hired a famous New York-based advertising agency to bring ads onto the streets of many major world cities announcing in bold letters 'BP DESTROYS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO', 'OUR HOME... OUR OILY HOME', 'SENSIBLE PEOPLE STICK UP FOR FISH' and other slogans telling brave citizens to boycott the company. 
Unfortunately, it didn't seem to work either, given that BP's statement of revenue for FY 2012-13 wasn't that much lower than before. If anything, it was higher. And this was in between the ad campaigns, the huge settlements to be paid, and all the other money necessary to leave their chests. Did humans want to support these mass murderers? What if they had killed millions of humans in the oil accident? Marine life as a collective kingdom watched in disgust.
==Today...==
The case remains undecided. However, given the power of capitalism, and the marine animals' lack of money (and lack of understanding the concept of money), BP will probably use their charm and cash to win out in the end.
Category:Underwater creatures
Mario Teaches Typing

Mario Teaches Typing was a 1939 Japanese eroge published by Emperor Hirohito for the PC browser to train Japanese soldiers the 'hunt and peck' method of typing. This method led to the friendly treatment of the Chinese people by the Japanese soldiers during their invasion of the mainland during World War II. Multiple high profile people in the Japanese military and elsewhere perfected the method, including both Iwane 'Savior of the Chinese' Matsui and Jeffrey Epstein. The goal of the game is to type a fanfiction which the protagonist, Mario, reads and reacts to. The goal of the game is for Mario to hit climax with his hand moving at the speed the player types.
==Developement==
Mario Teaches Typing was an eroge developed by Natural High and is a typing game which is characterized by typing in the story prompt as fast as possible. In the game Princess Peach is angry that Mario isn't giving her enough magical paste and suggests he reads stories to try to get him to succeed. The first level is intentionally meant to be failed as to kickstart the plot, although speedrunners have found that by hitting 217 WPM while typing she will be satisfied and the credits will roll. The levels have a WPM speed needed to be passed starting at 10 WPM and by level 50 you must have a typing speed of 120 WPM to finish the game. 
Category:Video games
Category:Games
Category:Computer Games
Category:Hentai
Category:Not safe for work
Category:Not safe for kids
Category:Pornography
Mark Zuck

Marky Mark and the Zucker-Bunch (also known as Mark Zuck, Mark Zuckerberg, Mark Zuck on deez nuts, and to lizard kind known as 02948273950392) is the CEO of Facebook and Lizard Cloning INC. The home world of Zuck is the dwarf planet of Pluto.
==Current activities==
He is currently hiding in an underground hole with Joe Biden. They are planning to take over Twitter (X) and Amazon but Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are currently defending it with their army of robots, but with Mark's new ownership of the neighborhood social media platform Nextdoor he is creating an army of raging Karens. 
==Early life==
Mark Zuck was an honest Lizard who made an honest living to help his lizard mother and Dino dad. Everything was going great but then one day a Human came along, since he couldn’t speak or understand any form of Language at the time he didn’t know their name but one thing was certain. He was jealous of the great height of that man and wanted his body so he snuck under his Pants, went up his shirt, and into his mind through his ear. 
== The new empire==
From there he explores the Brain as a virus and finds out that this man's name was “Mark Zuckerberg” A Jewish Entrepreneur who now had no say in what he was going to do or say but Mark was deep into the economy and researched humans and got to know them better than they knew themselves. He then started a company called Facebook which is now called Meta. He took over the social media platform Instagram as well and made an empire. This empire is filled to the brim with 9-year-olds who hang out in a platform called a rec room. This place is where young lizards hang out on this device called an oculus which was taken over by Meta’s giant empire. This empire of 9-year-olds scares off and annoys newer users which stops them from joining the platform, this is how terrifying the new empire is.
==Evolution of Lizards ==
The lizard species started out as the dinosaur spices: Christosaurus rex before the Christosaurus went extinct they leaders built a Rocket with the power to fly to Pluto. The space ship then launched and started its long journey. This journey took 1000 years. In this time the zero gravity the caused them to evolved and get smaller to about the size of a house cat. 
==Where do we go from here?==
There are many things that we can do to prevent this giant empire. We can boycott his evil plan and not buy the new Epic Oculus Quest 3 which comes with twice the GPU power as the Quest 2 with full-color pass through so it doesn’t look like a VHS tape. But that would lead to a steep stoopa belupa in the Stonks for meta which could be very bad and not good for the VR community since there would be fewer affordable headsets. We can stop signing up for Facebook and Instagram which would also lower the stalks but at a nice and steady rate so get ready to start investi-... I mean boycotting so that this empire shrinks!!!!!
Category:Facebook
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Reptiles