Baldis basics in death and blood

it was a thursday afternoon on november 14th 2020.... i was sleeping until i heard a loud BANG on my door! and my cat named garfield jumped on the ceiling. i decided to check out what was happening. a mysterious package arrived at my door, it said it was mailed by micah mcgonical, but inside was a game i never heard of before... it said: Baldis basics, ive heard about htis game online on my favorite website called reddit, but i never heard of a physical copy of the game. im really racist by the way just wanna get that out of the way, its important later in the story... i decided to get my handy dandy personal computer.
i loaded the disc into my hard drive and the game appeared on my desktop. the icon was my favorite little bald man. and if you didnt know, Baldi is the main character of the Baldi's Basics series besides the player, as well as the main antagonist. He is the head teacher of the Schoolhouse and the Super Schoolhouse, giving the player math problems to solve in the You Can Think Pad, Baldi's Math Machine, or the camping field trip before they can collect notebooks or get items. As the game series is not what it first seems, a twist reveals a more sinister side to Baldi's personality when the player makes their first mistake. anyways, i double clicked the application file and was greeted with the warning screen, a very creepy midi started to play, but not what you would expect in the newer games, it was a low pitched piano sound with glitchy baldi sound effects with him saying "opOHh hiii ... welcome to hell!" i was obviously pissing myself at this point, but gathered up my bravery and clicked the okay button, then i was greeted with the off looking title screen, i couldnt lay my finger on it, but baldi looked sad for some reason, i wasnt sure why but the sounds played like normal, other then the intro song, baldi still said the tile like normally though, i waited for a second, and i saw baldi turn orange for one nanosecond, at this point i was fucking shitting myself and i immidietely initiated racist mode. i screamed at the top of my lungs, "BALDI WHY THE FURK AR YER ORANGE!!!!!!!!" to which baldi responded saying "im sorry...." he became white again, i sighed a sigh of relief, and then clicked the start button, there was 3 modes, which was strange because theres usually only story and endless mode. but this time it was story, endless, and BLOOD mode...
the blood mode icon had baldis frowning face like he had in the title, but when i went to hover over the mode, he started crying blood and his eyes turned red. i was a bit skeptical at first, but i built the courage to load up the mode, the loading screen was all glitchy, and it kept getting glitchier and glitchier until i was in the school house, instead of the nice little wave baldi usually does, he greeted me saying "help me please!" and sunk into the ground, the schoolhouse was dark, and for some reason it said 0/666 notebooks instead of 7, and even the blue doors said "666" instead, this was concerning beacuse 666 is the devils number! i went to get the 1st notebook like usual, but the yctp was covered in blood, and baldi wasnt there to instruct me, the math problem was "3x+1" and at first i thought it was 4x, but then, i tried to search up the answer just in case and it turns out that it wasnt been solved since 40 years! so i just got out my calculator and got the problem from that. and i got it right, the next 2 were 0/0, which is obiously 0 so this math is easy.
instead of being given a shiny quarter i was given i bloody nickel, what rhymes with nickel? pickle, so at first i thought it said bloody pickle but it turns out i read it wrong, i was completely dissapointed and was about to break my computer but then i didnt because i love nickels too, 
Fun Fact: I love Pickles! (And Nickels!(but not bloody ones cuz its scary))
so i went to get the 2nd notebook at the problems were still easy as pie, (I also love pie too), until the last question. it said, "ERROR ERROR IM RACIST ERROR + 2" i said "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" on the top of my pancake lungs (i also love pancakes) and got it wrong, the text said "YOU AM GOING HELL", at first i was confused because it was supposed to say "YOU ARE GOING TO HELL", the person who made this obviously isnt good at grammar, im kind of a nerd when it comes to this stuff. but when i saw the schoolhouse again, everything was all bloody! the walls were painted red with blood.
the slaps were replaced with screams of pain... it sounded like baldi, i stepped out of the classroom to see baldi without legs, and he was crawling straight to me! so i threw the bloody nickel into his mouth, and he grew back his legs, he then said "thanks for the help!" and everything was back to normal
PART 2 CUMMING SOON.... be prepared or be scared....
==Gallery==
Baldi creepypasta disc.jpg|the game i never heard of before
Baldis basics in blood.....png|title screen
Baldi bloody gore scary.png|baldis scary eyes....
Pickel.png|pickel
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