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Xubuntu

Xubuntu is a computer operating system based on the Linux kernel, and is a derivative of the Ubuntu Linux distribution. Xubuntu is more frequently used for people that hate themselves so much that even Ubuntu isn't an option. It is also commonly used by dirty sweat-pants wearing thrift store shopping poor people who can't afford a computer that can run a legitimate operating system, and people who don't like KDE, GNOME or the bash shell, even when Xfce is really just GNOME on crack. But, hey, it's the good kind of crack, so no foul there.
==Creation==
Xubuntu was released alongside Ubuntu, Kubuntu, Edubuntu and Whatthefuckarewegoingtocallthenextfuckingbuntu version 6.06, codenamed 'Dykeish Drake'. While some had complaints about its colour scheme being to close to Kubuntu's, most where seduced by the the self-satisfaction of being a "Windows-hating-loner" and a "douchebag." 
==On the Server==
Xubuntu is googling fast when run as a server, even with a GUI. Mark Shuttleworth recently won the right to throw a pie in the face of RMS at the 2006 OScon, due to a bet that a non-graphical Debian GNU/Linux server (the only 'real' Linux in RMS's eyes) would perform faster.
==Future==
The next Xubuntu release, codenamed 'E-Sexy Efe' is coming in June. It promises the following features:
*A genuine copy of Xfce, not a cheap Chinese knock-off like this time. 
*An index to the manual
*A guide to the manual
:Note: The manual will not be implemented till Horny Hedgehog. Horny Hedgehog VII.
*No more drugs
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*Even more speed tweaks. An AMD 64 4000+ will reach Mach 26 even when running Openoffice.org!
:*Not even the Space Shuttle can run Openoffice.org that fast
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Y

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Y is the alphanumeric character that comes somewhere between the letters O and Z, and the number 17. Y recently sold out to the stock market and as such, frequently sponsors Sesame Street in episodes featuring women on women or anything about vaginas. Or a deformed fork if you are too prude for this, eh?
==History==
Y is theorized to have evolved from proto-voweltaic ancestors which roamed the Earth billions and billions of years ago. Later, in 1066, a horrific and bloody civil war erupted in France over Y's ambiguous vowel/consonant status. There were no survivors.
Continuing this bloody history, Congress decreed Y to be an unnecessary addition to the alphabet in December 8th, 1769, on the grounds that can be replaced by I under pretty much every conceivable circumstance. Y was already envious of I and his resemblance of an erect penis, and proceeded to go on a bloody rampage during the biannual Alphabet Gathering Convention Meeting Assembly Thing (AGCMAT). However, Congress re-assessed its decision and concluded that Y was useful in the popular internet combination of "( o Y o )", representing female breasts. Unfortunately, there were losses during Y's Rampage of the Alphabet Congress, the only notable ones being the annihilation of the letters "Þ" (pronounced "grojj") and "Æ" (pronounced "penis", and later replaced by the letter J).
==Sometimes Y==
The sometimes Y is a rare, but increasingly utilized form of the factory-standard Y. Evolving out of the original Y's bi-consonantality, possibly due to the French experience, the sometimes Y is now considered as a viable alternative in that it swings both ways. Either consonantual or voweltaic depending on its intermediate context, many of today's modern enlightened words are often ambivalent toward the sometimes Y. With cry, it is a vowel, as every nth word must have a vowel. But with you, it is a consonant, as every other word must have a consonant. 
In some areas of the world, this switch hitting has caused sometimes Y to be ostracized by both the vowels and the consonants. As a result, the sometimes Y may be dropped from some words altogether. Kyrgyzstan dropped the first Y as it was a sometimes Y. The second was retained as it was unambiguously voweltaic. The dropping was actually due to a misunderstanding by the former Soviet Premier, his well-meaning young companion, and his biographer. But the sometimes Y has remained optional since, by the Krgyst people.
In German, the letter is known as Üpsilon. Wow, that's pretty weird.
The letter Y should not be confused with its antimatter counterpart: the Ȳ (pronounced "Y-not"). Contact between Y and Ȳ is likely to result in disagreement.
==Symbolism==
Y is the international symbol of a sexually promiscuous woman, usually found on autopsy reports to indicate that the female concerned should be buried in a Y-shaped coffin.
==See also==
*Bisexuality
*Sesame Street
*War
*Dining at the "Y"
*YMCA
*Why
*Ｙ, an infamous impostor
*YTMND
*Because
*Some gay user
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Yahtzee

Yahtzee (not to be confused with Nazi or Nazis playing yahtzee) is essentially a board game played by between 2 or more players. It should be noted that attempting to play Yahtzee with a prime number of players will always lead to the death of at least 346/2357 of all of the players within 24 hours of the completion of the game. If you do suddenly realize you're in the middle of game of Yahtzee, and there are a prime number of players, your only option is to continue playing forever. Or, you could just kill a member and say it was an accident and move to the Southern United States, which is how the Southern United States was populated.
The game is widely acknowledged to have caused the great fire of London, as early games were usually played with flint dice with players sat on bales of hay suspended above pools of petrol.
The aim of the game is to roll five 6's; at this point you stand up and shout "Yahtzee" at the absolute top of your lungs, as such it is inadvisable to play Yahtzee in areas where people are sleeping or furiously masturbating.
In the case of Poker v. Yahtzee, the game of Yahtzee had to defend against the charge that most of its rules were ripped off from card games, such as the full house from Poker and the runs from Cribbage, and that it is not a board game at all. Yahtzee could not afford a good lawyer, and Poker ultimately re-raised it $2000 after the flop on a bluff and stared Yahtzee down until it gave up. The judge, Rubik's Cube, ruled that Yahtzee is "rather dicey, and its scoring system is not safe for habitation." He issued a restraining order so Yahtzee would not come within 200 m of any casino.
The ancient Chinese philosopher Yah Tse of 12th century BC was fond of the game, and spent many hours playing with diminutive women on a bamboo mat. The game was at that time called ??? (characters meaning literally "losing streak finished"). Confusing the dice in play with his sushi platter proved to be his end, and the game was renamed in his honor.
In the Former Yugoslavic Republic of Macedonia, the game of Yahtzee was completely banned - because a direct translation of the phrase "Yahtzee" means "Gay foreign bastards." Understandably, groups of young (possibly gay) men announcing this fact in a loud voice in a public place was a recipe for disaster. In retrospect, holding the 1905-1995 Yahtzee championships in this country was a mistake, as the number of corpses outnumbered the number of people, animals, trees, and atoms of air combined.
Celebrities who enjoy a good game of Yahtzee include; David Hasselhoff (unbeaten in over 1000 matches), Jimmy Cranky, Barry Chuckle, Elvis (with 100,000 wins in his childhood), and Condoleezza Rice.
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Yahweh ben Yahweh

Yahweh ben Yahweh, formerly known as "Hulon Mitchell Sr", is a black supremacist cult leader, as well as a deity. From his small town, he rose to power in 1878, having gathered a devoted following of black people seeking his guidance of delivering them from the power of the White Man. Known for telling his people to drink burning acid in 1997, Yahweh ben Yahweh remains to this day a symbol of how a man could, by making people think he's God, decieve billions, if not trillions or even quintillions of African-Americans into giving up their chance at participating in World War II.
==Birth==
Yahweh ben Yahweh was born in [redacted] to [redacted], a [redacted], and [redacted], daughter of [redacted]'s [redacted]. [redacted] put his [redacted] into [redacted]'s [redacted], and then he [redacted] some [redacted] into the aforementioned [redacted], thus giving birth to [redacted], the man who would be known as Yahweh ben Yahweh, as well as [redacted], who got [redacted] by [redacted] to become [redacted].
Though that was a lie.
In fact, Yahweh ben Yahweh was born in Egypt to Yahweh, a deity, and Jessica Mitchell, daughter of Yahweh's mom. Yahweh put his power into Jessie's soul, and then he injected some parent-gene-separation program into the aforementioned soul, thus giving birth to [redacted], the man who would be known as Yahweh ben Yahweh, as well as Jessie herself, who got sent back in time by Yahweh to become her own mother.
Though this is another lie. In fact, nobody knows who Hulon Mitchell was before becoming Yahweh ben Yahweh. All that is known is that he was very poor.
==Growning up==
So, as mentioned above, Yahweh ben Yahweh was a very poor man. He had only, like 6 pennies, most of which were stolen from the sewers with a stick smeared with sticky slime. It was mentioned that he learned English from listening on to an English class. It is often speculated that he is the actor Hulon Mitchell Sr., who got broke from becoming a vegetarian
==Founding a cult==
Yahweh ben Yahweh, at one time, got the idea to star on the set of the show "Black Jesus". He rejected the part, but found the concept of a "black Jesus" very interesting. For this reason, he bought a Bible and rewrote it so that Jesus's name is always prefixed with "Black". He showed it to some hobo kids and saw as they all believed that. He thus used them to promote his religion, aka the Church of Black Jesus. He also named himself after God, in order to convince his followers better of his divinity, making them worship him along with Black Jesus. For those doubting, he also handwrote a copy of his rewritten Bible and used it as the bible of his proto-cult. He used the children to take some money from sewers for him, which he used to buy two plots of land to make a small church out of old planks and to send some subliminal messages such as printing "suseJ kcalB fo dna hewhaY neb hewhaY fo hcruhc eht nioJ" on the back of lunch boxes. He got a large number of black followers, mostly due to the fact that one of the tenets of his cult is that Jesus is black.
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Yahweh vs. Zeus: Who Would Win?

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Yalta Conference

The Yalta Conference was a pay-per-view wrestling match between the Soviet Union, the United States of America, and the British Empire as held in Yalta, Crimea. The three states were represented by Joseph Stalin and the challenging duo to the heavyweight European championship; Franklin D. Roosevelt and Winston Churchill. The event was held in order to intimidate German leader Adolf Hitler into surrender of all European conquests, though failed to take into account Emperor Hirohito of Japan and his patented kamikaze wind technique.Emperor Hirohito would not participate in the event, but would continue to smack-talk allied forces until the sun fell directly on his head. Twice.
== Production ==
The Yalta Conference is one of the most important matches in all of wrestling history, delineating the clear end of the use of firearms in the sport and the first use of scripted storylines as written by acclaimed musician and de facto referee Charles de Gaulle.Charles de Gaulle would be accused of being a pussy by the French public, though his diminished reputation would revitalize after the discovery and ingestion of francium, the purest form of french energy. As the host nation, the Soviet Union would foot the bill for all costs as inquired by the event, causing the Siberian potato to become extinct due to Churchill's affinity for fish and chips. 
== Event ==
While history doesn't recall the exact series of events as no historical institution bothered to pay for the DVD or Blu-Ray box setSixty fuckin' dollars, apparently? Jesus christ., it is recorded that Franklin D. Roosevelt would become paralyzed some time after the event, Joseph Stalin would die from a stroke, and Winston Churchill would survive temporarily. A free DVD collectable set would later be forwarded to the German delegation in Zürich, Switzerland, which would be shown at the Reichstag on the 29th of April, 1945.
== Aftermath ==
On the 30th of April, 1945, Adolf Hitler killed himself in Berlin, Germany.
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Yarl's Wood Holiday Camp

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Yarl’s Wood Holiday Camp is a five star rated holiday camp near Bedford in England. It was built by the Zanu-Labour party in 2001 to provide freebie holidays for Asylum seekers and illegal immigrants. 
Yarl’s Wood is noted for the famous "Blackshirts” who provide entertainment and organisation at every level.
The patron saint of Yarl’s Wood is Saint Oswald Mosely.
==History==
Yarl's Wood was first conceived by the the Nu Liebore party as an ingenious scheme to make right thinking British people hate asylum seekers and immigrants even more than they already did.
The plan was to give out places to a selected few foreigners in order to create the impression that asylum seekers are all getting loads of freebies from the government. This would infuriate the retarded readers of the Daily Mail to rise up in a British KristalnachtKristalnacht at Wikipedia for the 21st Century, ridding the country of it's immigrant problem.
The main problem with this theory is that Tony Bliar and the Nu Liebore party forgot to factor in that Daily Mail readers are notoriously workshy, and although angered by the “news” that bloody foreigners were getting freebies, they were to lazy and stupid to get off the sofa and stop watching daytime TV like the Jeremy Kyle show to organise themselves into lynch mobs capable of ridding Britain of foreigners forever.
Despite this failure, the holiday camp had to be kept going as the government had signed a 30 year PFI deal with private operator Sercock.
==Operations==
Yarl’s Wood is operated by Sercock group, a company described by the Grauniad as "probably the shittest company you've never heard of." The director of operations is Bernard Manning.
The holiday camp has 3 wings named after three great British statesmen and patriots; 
*Lord Haw-Haw
*Edward VIII
*Enoch Powell
Places at Yarl’s Wood are awarded by the immigration authorities using a lottery system. It has become tradition that winners of the free holiday trips are taken by surprise in the early hours of the morning. They are often taken from their homes in their pyjamas with no personal belongings as their every need will be catered for by Yarl’s Wood’s dedicated team of "blackshirts".
==Controversy==
In 2008 civil servant Alan “Botney” Yentob blew the whistle on goings on at Yarl's Wood Holiday Camp. He claimed that asylum seekers were being killed for their adrenal glands, which are then cured and added to Pease pudding, the corpses are then coated in metal and used by sick artist Antony Gormley in exhibitions like Another Place.Another Place
Sercock, the owners of Yarl's Wood have denied that this is the case, saying that Yentob is simply a deluded fantasist who also believes that he is Creative director at the BBC and a popular TV presenter.
Yentob is currently in exile in Argentina, we are unable to determine whether he has fled in fear of repercussions from Sercock or in order to avoid being found out as a liar and a fantasist.
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Ye Olde Xbox

The Ye Olde Xbox is a game console from the year 1750. It was the first attempt by Microsoft at creating futuristic technology; though it inevitably failed due to either being perceived as Witchcraft, or customers simply opting for the Ye Olde PlayStation instead. Games available include Xtreem Stallion Rider 17XX, Colonialism: The Game, Murder Everything You Don't Like, and Bubsy 3D.
==Development==
It was said that the Ye Olde Xbox took many centuries to develop, mostly due to maths not being invented yet. Development started in 1569, because they thought that year was funny. After spending 50 years drinking Coffee and playing Ye Olde World of Warcraft, they finally began development.
Survivors say that the work environment was incredibly stressful. People would spontaneously combust trying to understand the technology required to create the console. 
Ultimately, they were beat to launch by the Atari 2600.
==Launch==
The Ye Olde Xbox launched in 1750 to outstanding critical reception.
~ Ye Olde Game Journalist on Ye Olde Xbox
But once people found out what it actually was, Microsoft was accused of witchcraft and the then-ceo Sir John Microsoft was burned at the stake.
== Library ==
Very few developers created games for the system. However, around 6 games were ever made. These include
* Xtreem Stallion Rider 17XX - A game about horse riding and extreme sports
* Colonialism: The Game - This game is about claiming land for your country by putting flags in it and killing the natives
* Murder Everything You Don't Like - Based on the common ideas of people at the time
* Gold Digging Simulator - Game about digging for gold. You never find any, so the game isn't very fun
* Bubsy 3D - We don't talk about this one
* Please buy this console we aren't witches this game is really good - This game is just pong, but they were really desperate
== Criticism ==
At first, critics loved the Ye Olde Xbox due to not knowing what it was actually supposed to be. But once they found out what it actually was, they called it "witchcraft" due to having no way of understanding how it actually worked
Once critics realised, they universally panned the console saying things like "It's unnatural!", and "The Ye Olde Playstation is better anyway". Due to dangerous levels of mob mentality, the critics prevented any new games from releasing and any new sales from being made.
Overall, the console sold 10,000 units for 1 million dollars. This is nothing compared to the 437 million dollars needed to create it.
== Legacy ==
Eventually, the Ye Olde Xbox faded into obscurity, with no one knowing it even existed. Its successor, the Xbox, was an attempt to revive the failed console. It has since spawned many successors itself.
Recently, modern gamers have attempted to play the Ye Olde Xbox, however they currently sell for $999,999,999 on eBay.
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