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London School of Economics

The London School of Economics and Political Science is a school that teaches economics and political science in London. It is also a misnomer, as it is actually a university, and it also teaches other things if it feels like. Founded in a Churchill-induced rage by George Bernard Shaw and other less-famous Fabians in 1895, LSE is the most international collection of investment bankers, academics and hardened criminals in one room. Its peculiar student body smothers its rage towards Messrs Oxford and Cambridge into a pillow each morning, before celebrating their long-held superiority over the rest of England's universities and shantytowns by worshiping a ceramic Penguin. Not satisfied with perpetual third place, LSE has produced the strangest assortment of overachievers in the known galaxy, including some dozen Nobel laureates, massive players John F. Kennedy and Mick Jagger, a son of Mugabe, and several women. It routinely distracts common people by having every important person that ever lived come and speak about themselves at the university. 
==History==
 Around the dawn of 1895, the Fabians, the Shaw-led socialist society (or ShawSocSoc), diabolically orchestrated the meeting and mating of Raquel Welch and a local pharmacy to produce the London School of Economics. To simplify, it is perhaps the snarky transatlantic cousin of Yale University, with more emphasis on bashful beavers than bold bulldogs. LSE temporarily closed in 1969 when a band of anarchist hippies nearly took it over and smoked it. It enjoys patronizing students from Malaysia and Vietnam. It is financed by the government of Libya, which suffered a hostile takeover bid by the Nicolas Sarkozy-led Allies when Muammar Gaddafi began downsizing his country in 2011. Mrs Sarkozy is a former girlfriend of LSE dropout Mick Jagger, but France denies this possible motive.
==Relationships==
LSE flirted outrageously with the University of Cambridge in the 1930s, but this soured when their respective scholars Hayek and Keynes violently differed over economics, rugby, and sex. Cambridge returned to its tawdry, masochistic ways with the University of Oxford, and a dejected LSE scuttled back to hold ruthless sway over London academia, rejecting advances by the too plebeian Imperial College. Another humiliating setback came many years later in 1999, when University College London, historically LSE’s local bitch, managed an upset victory at a dance-off competition. Stunned, LSE attempted to reassert itself by assisting UCL and Imperial in a group assault and hair-pulling of the disreputable and coquettish King’s College.
==Life==
LSE's graduates have sadly resigned themselves to minting billions or inheriting Third World governments. Both factors are lusty pluses for potential wives, and said wives are accumulated with fierce abandon (unless the grads are women, in which case they are are walking, talking, emasculating turnoffs).
==See also==
*Libya
==References==
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London Subway - District Line

The London Subway District Line is the green line and also a more or less central line, it has several intersections on its west side, which can lead to more than 8000 different paths, and on its east side it can also lead to the ends of the world, but not surpassing other cities, as the Central and Metropolitan lines. To the east, all paths will lead to Westminster up Upminster, and on the west side, the various ends, such as Wimbledon for tennis players and for those who enjoy that boring sport, Richmond for the rich (or not), Edgware Road (one that nobody cares about), Kensington/Olympia (despite being a useless line that works only on weekends or holidays) and Ealing Broadway (another that will take for good, far away).
==Stations==
===Richmond===
Yes, you heard that right, the "London" Subway goes under the sea for at least 100 miles before reaching Richmond, Virginia. It took several years and some campaigns, but once it was completed, Europe and America were at last connected via subway. Of course, before going on the trip, you need a passport. This has lead to some people to smuggle themselves in to escape from King Charles III.
===Kew Gardens===
Kew Tree Gardens (1840-2020) was a famous voice actor known for his important role as the voice of the sentient tree from the hit 2001-2003 movie Lord of the Rings. On June 18th, 2020, Gardens passed away due to COVID-19. This is a prime example of a virus almost instantly killing the elderly people.
===Gunnersbury===
Gunnersbury is named for its extreme amount of violence involving pistols and tanks. Never visit Gunnersbury unprepared, unequiped, or unprotected, or else 12,965 gunners will shoot you to death. It is also recommended not to use your penis as a defense weapon.
===Ealing Broadway and Common===
thumb|left|A picture of Ealing Town Hall. No one would know this because it just looks like London.
There are two sections of Ealing. One side, the Common side, is an extremely open place with little to no population. The other side, the broader Broadway, is the side with all the people, and is commonly considered the only part of Ealing.
===Acton===
A town where everyone is named Acton because the name of the town is Acton.. Superheroes go here because their meth-infused brains think it's Action. For quite a while by now, most of Acton has been absorbed into the "Borough" of Ealing, despite Acton being a way cooler name.
Category:Subway lines
London Subway - Waterloo & City Line

The is not to be confused with Bakerloo, it is an absolutely lazy train line that only takes you to two different round-trip destinations, where almost no one in the city uses it, and so it is considered most of the time the best metro line by the Londoners themselves. After all, why does this line really exist?
==Stations==
===Bank===
Opened as City (that forms the name of the line), renamed 28 October 1940. (Wow, the line is that old!?) map 1 Connects with Central, Circle, District and Northern lines and Docklands Light Railway.
===Waterloo===
Connects with Bakerloo, Jubilee and Northern lines and National Rail services. The platforms at Waterloomap 2 are numbered 25 and 26 to coincide with the Mainline station, a remnant of BR days.
==Conclusion==
This line has only 2 stations. Yes. You heard it right. This is a lazy subway line that almost no Londoner uses. This session was put so the article won’t be too short.
Category:Subway lines
London congestion charge

The London congestion charge is a scheme implemented by the former Czar of London, Ken Livingstone (before his position was usurped by Marquise Boris Johnson Lord of Horizontal Jogging and Chief Viceroy of Pompous Buffoonery) as a new and interesting way of collecting public money for the greater good. It is loosely based on the principle of prostitution, which charges the customer to get inside a dirty hole.
The scheme was implemented with the stated goal of reducing traffic (and thus carbon emissions, which are Killing the Planet) in Central London. It has done neither. But nothing argues for expanding a government program better than unconditional success--except total failure; and the Mayor thus extended the scheme eastward in a bid to cut yet more traffic by zero, like the ice-cream vendor who realizes he's losing a few pence on every cone but thinks he'll make it up in volume.
==Implementation==
The congestion charge is simply a set of CBBC TV cameras installed strategically around every road, including the end of one-way streets, at the edge of Central London. It records every registration number and checks it against records to see if the person inside has paid to have his car in the congestion zone. It is common for a man to jump in front of the TV when he opens his mail claiming that he has not paid the congestion charge. Of course, said man has had to pay the government simply for the privilege of having the TV.
==From the citizen's viewpoint==
Granting government any new power, such as to ring a zone with spy cameras, usually makes the citizen wonder about potential abuses of the power. The worst such abuse would be if the government studied you individually to see how much more cash it can wring out of your pockets. As this abuse is in fact the program goal, citizen acceptance was immediate and enthusiastic. After all, "we've got to do something soon," otherwise "it will be too late!"
==From the Czar's viewpoint==
Politicians don't survive by saving the planet, least of all by building clean factories, until the only way to make a tin opener cheaply is to do the work in a smog-belching factory in Kuala Lumpur. Politicians survive by ruining their opposition. And the mayor now has a spiffy database on exactly where each member of his opposition has driven and when. Although the data will never be used for such a purpose. There are safeguards in place.
Of course, it helps a politician to be able to claim he is saving the planet--and who's to know, regarding that or easing congestion? It also helps to have new buckets of new money sloshing around. Given the mischief authored by the City of London, the reader may decide whether it's wise to feed it more money on any pretense.
Category:London
Category:Cars
Category:Environment
Category:Pollution
Category:Things America Did Not Invent
Category:British inventions
Loneliness

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===Loneliness (for Victoria)===
 
Loneliness is the dark despair of solitude. 
It is the feeling that no one loves me. 
Not even my mom or my cat really understand the pain of my Teenaged Angst.
No one understands me. 
No one loves me.
My family claims that they do, but we all know they're lying.
God, I hate them so much; the fakes.
The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod.
Valentines Day. People are supposed to be happy, right?
I'm not. 
Not since she left me.
I guess she found someone more screwed up than I am,
or perhaps he's just more Scene than I, or maybe it's his hair.
It was the best three days of my life, though, with her.
She was so much better than the girl last week.
I let her draw Xs and Cut Lines on my wrists in sharpie.
They're still there, mocking me, reflecting the darkness in my soul.
They are tempting me.
School is such a waste. 
We're supposed to learn about things that don't matter.
Who cares about poets and plays,
When the world has no meaning? 
I can't wait to get my new glasses, 
Although I don't need them at all.
That's why i stare at my computer screen all day.
My dad took away my razor set last weekend. 
I hate him. He doesn't understand me. 
The doctors are still worried about my problems. 
I hate them too. They don't care about people or saving lives.
A pair of kiddie scissors aren't sharp enough to cut. But they're all I have.
This sucks. These thirteen years have been a waste, 
And I want to end it all now.
****
Who likes my new layout? I've been working on it for about 3 days.
(Check out her MySpace and tell her to get back with me!!)
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Category:Emotion
Category:Misery
Category:FA Childhood
Category:FA Psychology
Long nose

Long nose syndrome is a physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual disease created by God to punish those who he decides he doesn't like. This disease is typically found on witches, wooden dolls, jew-
==Excuse me, what do you mean "long noses are a disease"? It's perfectly natural.==
Excussseeee me! I'm in the middle of writing this wonderful Uncyclopedia article! Also, it is not natural! I hope you fall into your stew, you creepy old lady! 
Plus, what are you doing here? I haven't seen you in my life, nor do I care about you.
==Oh, you twit! You ought to be ashamed of yourself!==
I feel ashamed when I want to, and this is not the time. The only time I'm ashamed is when I finish masturbating, and I have to clean my stupid hands. I hate it when it gets on my shirt too! Especially my favorite ones. My poor Weezer shirt... Wait, what were we talking about again?
...
Oh, right! Your stupid long nose is really stupid!
==You little brat! I summon a curse on you!==
I could care less about a little curse. What, you're going to give me webbed feet? I'd love to be a duck. Oh, wait! You're going to make my penis drag on the ground! Maybe... aughh...
...
Sorry, I was jerking off in my head. It felt nice.
Anyways, what will you do to me? No fingers? Tiny eyes? Bad hearing? Rapunzel hair?
==Your favorite shirts will be...cum stained. Hehehehe!==
...seriously? That's the punishment? Wait, oh god! That's the curse? What did I do to deserve this?!?! Anything but that! I swear! I'll trim your pubes! I'll buy crack for you! Please! ANYTHING!!!! Look, I don't really mean anything bad about your nose. It's just some dark humor, that a person only like me would get. I guess you could say I have a superior mindset. You see, because of my mindset, I don't have any friends. No one that I've ever seen has had the mindset just like me.
Please?
One more try?
Goddamnit.
==Skadee, skaburt, your dick juice is on your shirts!==
Fuck! I don't even like this shirt, why is it on there? Can't I atleast wash them?
==Of course not! The only way to break the curse is to have sex with me.==
Ew! I'm not having sex with a dirty old hag, get out of my house! I'll deal with this myself. mrph... stupid... twat... motherfucker...
== See also ==
Excuse me? Why are you still in my house? What is that supposed to mean? GET OUT!!!
Category:Syndromes
Long words

You may be looking for:
*Floccinaucinihilipilification
*Antidisestablishmentarianism
*Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
*Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin
*Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
*Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
*Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
You might be looking for λοπαδοτεμαχοσελαχογαλεοκρανιολειψανοδριμυποτριμματοσιλφιοκαραβομελιτοκατακεχυμενοκιχλεπικοσσυφοφ αττοπεριστεραλεκτρυονοπτοκεφαλλιοκιγκλοπελειολαγῳοσιραιοβαφητραγανοπτερύγων which is Greek for "hi"
Or, you may be looking for some other kind of gibberish or made up words.
Longest Article

This is not the longest article on Uncyclopedia. This is just a tribute.
The Longest Article On Uncyclopedia is an event that occurs when a certain nerd is incredibly bored, which causes the person to go straight to Uncyclopedia and add even more repetitive nonsense and Oscar Wilde quotes to the mass of crap that is Uncyclopedia. The result is an article that is over 9000 bytes, and will require 90% of the average human life-span to read. The completion of the longest article on Uncyclopedia will also require an extreme amount of willpower.
== History ==
The first instance of the Longest Article on Uncyclopedia took place with the creation of an article that contains nothing but a full stop. This article was so long that anyone who attempted to read it suffered from temporary permanent insanity. The article was nominated for deletion from Uncyclopedia for safety reasons, but it was later decided by the Absolute Supreme Rulers of Uncyclopedia that all Uncyclopedia users (especially ) suffered from permanent insanity anyway and that removing an article to prevent further insanity was un-necessary.
Roughly 3.14159264 years after the creation of an article that contains nothing but a full stop, a much longer article called Nothingness was created. The Nothingness article was so long that the sheer size of the article caused Uncyclopedia users to have epileptic seizures. The article contained so much content that the Supreme Rulers of Uncyclopedia declared it unsafe for viewing by humans and deleted the article. It was later realized that causing seizures was totally hilarious and the article was re-written with the same amount of content as it had before the deletion.
== Culture ==
The longest article on Uncyclopedia has been referenced several times. Advertisements for Wikipedia contained subliminal messages which read "VIEW THE LONGEST ARTICLE ON UNCYCLOPEDIA OR YOU'RE A STUPID STINKY POO POO HEAD LOL". The subliminal messages were removed from the adverts by the Supreme No-Lifes of D**kipiedia after realizing that the messages promoted the site that Wikipedia was parodying.
It has also been referenced on the *cough*popular*cough* TV show The Noob Show, in which the presenter of the show, Bob the Generic n00b, quoted "LOLOL I LIAK T3H L0NG3ST ART1CLE 0N UNCYCLOP3DIA, IT MAEX ME CRAPP IN MEH PANTZ!!".
== Other uses ==
"Longest Article" can also refer to:
*An immature way to say "My penis is the longest" (e.g. "I have the Longest Article in my pants")
*The Longest Article on Uncyclopedia
*The Longest Article on Encyclopedia Dramatica
*The book that never ends
==See also==
*If you want to find out what's really the longest page on this site...
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:Uncyclopedia
Looking for a hairpin in the hey stack

If you lost a hairpin in a hey stack, some say it's impossible to find again. When people say they lost something thats impossible to find again, some say the illiterate "It's like searching for a hairpin in a hey stack!". But why? Lets dive into human history to find out. This will be like searching for a hairpin in a hey stack.
==The Ancient Egyptians==
They didn't have hey, so we might not find an answer here. Lets look elsewhere.
==The Ancient Ejections==
In ancient times, people would eject their hairpins. Wait, they didn't have any back then. Oh well.
==The Ancient Rejections==
Ancient people rejected hairpins, because they choked on them, thinking they were the new types of super-food. Wait, they didnt have any.
==The Ancient Erections==
Ancient men often had erections when looking at a lady who so much as blinked her eyes. No hairpins in sight.
==Farmers==
Something about modern farmers would mean that they always think that in the theoretical event that they dropped a hairpin in a hey stack, they wouldn't be able to do anything about it.
In this theoretical event, the animals cound theoretically eat the theoretical pin.
After searching hundreds of hey stacks, finding nothing, he found one that looked different to the rest.
Ok, I found it. Now what the hell am I supposed to do?
He thought the massive pin was meant as a destraction to more pins hidden in the hey bales. So he threw them all away. The animals weren't eating hairpins today.
And so, the saying "its like searching for a hairpin in a heystack" was born, and it ment how you were searching for an object that wasn't there, only to throw everything away when you finally find it.
Category:Scientific theoriesCategory:Dangerous
Lord

A Lord is a common British title, often used by royalty to feel even more superior to poor people than they actually are. It can refer to several people: 
*Lord Byron
*Lord Jim Bowen
*Lord Alvin Redund
*Lord Vader 
*Lord Voldemort
*Lord William Waygood 
*THE Lord, for God
Other lords: 
*Dark Lord
*Sith Lord
*Warlord
*Druglord
*Overlord
*Landlord
*Gaylord
==False Rumours==
right|thumb|199px|Although little known, The lord invented LOL.
* Lords are NOT just lords because they paid someone to become lords
* Lords are NOT known for handling money poorly at will
* If you are in the presence of a lord there is NO need to bow down, lick his feet or call him "your fantasticness" when addressing him
Other titles: 
*Army of the Lord
*The Lord of the Pepitas
*Lord of the Dance (see The Lord of the Rings)
Lord can also refer to: 
*Lord of the Flies 
*The Lord of the Rings
*Praise The Lord
Lord Alvin Redund

Lord Al-al-vin-vin Re-re-dund-dund-dund-dund, son of Lord Cletus Redund (1607-1900), 11th count of Peckham, better known as Renard Bastard, was an English nobleman and duelist infamous for having a duel every day of his life until he was finally killed by Sherlock Holmes in 1900.
==The Birth of Renard Bastard==
One morning in 1607. Lord Redund is onto his eleventh line of crack and his fifth pipe of opium. He wants to stop, but the psychopathic clowns with Richard Nixon's head won't let him. Reluctantly, he stirs a few more spoonfuls of crack into his tea and takes another draw on his opium whilst imagining his wedding to Oscar Wilde. Just as he's about to say "I do," an irritating high-pitched whining noise distracts him: His wife, Lady Rosemary Redund, has started speaking again.
Lady Redund: Darling? 
Lord Redund: Piss off! I'm trying to shag Oscar Wilde!
Lady Redund: I've just had another baby!
Lord Redund: How messy! Stick it in the pile with the rest of them.
Lord Redund sinks back into his opium-fueled fantasy to discover, to his horror, that it has changed to the one about the Vaseline and the priest. Meanwhile, Lady Redund flings young Renard bastard into a pile of babies on the other side of the room. Renard awakes to see a screeching stick insect with the plague and a beard perched on top of the chandelier. 
Bastard: Mother, get down from the chandelier!
==The Life of Renard Bastard==
Five minutes after he was born, Renard killed his mother in a duel over why she had given birth without his permission. He then shot his father "just for the hell of it" and dueled his way through all 500 of the families' servants, dogs, horses, cats, trees and even a parrot named Fred.
He then fled down the street with a flamethrower, which he had rigged up from an oil lamp and a (modified) early prototype of a vacuum cleaner.
==Birthdays ((Day of birth, day being born))==
*June 3, 1709
*June 3, 1710
*June 3, 1711
*June 3, 1712
*June 3, 1713
*June 3, 1714
*June 3, 1715
*June 3, 1716
*June 3, 1717
*June 3, 1718
*June 3, 1719
*June 3, 1720
*June 3, 1721
*June 3, 1722
*June 3, 1723
*June 3, 1724
*June 3, 1725
*June 3, 1726
*June 3, 1727
*June 3, 1728
*June 3, 1729
*June 3, 1730
*June 3, 1731
*June 3, 1732
*June 3, 1733
*June 3, 1734
*June 3, 1735
*June 3, 1736
*June 3, 1737
*June 3, 1738
*June 3, 1739
*June 3, 1740
*June 3, 1741
*June 3, 1742
*June 3, 1743
*June 3, 1744
*June 3, 1745
*June 3, 1746
*June 3, 1747
*June 3, 1748
*June 3, 1749
*June 3, 1750
*June 3, 1751
*June 3, 1752
*June 3, 1753
*June 3, 1754
*June 3, 1755
*June 3, 1756
*June 3, 1757
After 1757, Renard stopped having birthdays so that he could spend more time counting the number of days in the year.
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:British monarchy
Category:Redundancy