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Spongebob is about pre-WWII Germany

Here's the theory me and my friend just came up with after a lively discussion about Hitler. Hilter, as you may know, was kind of an asshole. He also was a failed artist, and dreamed of a world with only the master Aryan race in it. Squidward, Spongebob's neighbor, is kind of an asshole, a failed artist, and dreams of a world with squids living in easter island heads. See any similarities?
Yes. Squidward is Hitler. Now, who is the one person that Squidward wants gone, the one that gets in his way and constantly ruins his plans? Spongebob. What group of people did Hitler want gone, and he claimed ruined the once great nation of Germany? The Jews.
Spongebob represents the Jews in Hitler's mind.
Now, who is Spongebob's best friend in the whole wide world? Patrick, of course. Although, Patrick is kinda of oblivious to the abuse and meanness Squidward shows toward Spongebob. This represents the ignorance and blindness that the German people showed to the genocide happening in their country.
There are other things, of course. Sandy represents America. Her friendship with Spongebob and Patrick represent America's attempts to free the German people from Hitler's rule. Mr. Krabs represents the rest of Europe, treating Germany and Hitler (aka Squidward) like crap, because of the blame for WWI falling on Germany.
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:SpongeBob
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Category:THERY
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Spongebob is evil

Hello, my name is Lukas and I want to tell you about this super ultra mega scary story that will change the course of my life forever. 
One day, I was walking in the streets when I suddenly saw that a sponegbob dvd had just appeared out of nowhere, i was so excited that I didn't notice the blood on the case. I ran back home and smashed the disc into my dvd player, i still have one for some reason as the episode started. The theme song began to play, but it was in a super ultra mega hyper photo realistic style, I thought it was a glitch so I continued to watch. Spongebob was walking on the street when suddenly, a blood curdling scream was heard and spongebob turned to face the screen and said to me "you are next, Lukas" I was shocked, how did he know my name? Spongebob went into his house and murdered gary with a knife that he just has for some reason, spongebob went to patrick and slit his throat, super hyper realistic blood oozed out of his neck because apparently starfish's have blood, the spongebob went to krusty krab. he smashed the doors and killed squidward as his body magically dissapreard as sponegbob killed everyone in the restirant, everyone was dead and sponegbob went to sandy. She broke open her dome with an axe, she then drowned and died. then there was static for 11 hours as the episode ended. I took the disc and destroyed it, burying it, hoping to never see it again. Next day, spongebob apears in my house as he the kills me too and i died, i am a ghost now.
The end
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Category:Wall of Text
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure
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Spongebob lost episode

It was midnight and I wanted to watch some episodes of Spongebob before I went to bed. So I was looking for some links to download for some episodes and I stumbled upon a episode titled "Death" I thought it would be fine if I watched it I thought it would be another funny episode like all the other ones the authors made, I was wrong. I clicked the play button on the video and then the normal intro played except it was tinted red and their was faint screaming in the background I was a bit freaked out about it but I was desprate to keep watching so I did (I really regret it) The episode begun at the krusty krab Spongebob looked more depressed then happy and his eyes were bloodshot he took a knife and went to the front desk and started stabbing squidward as he screamed louder. Then he went to Mr.krabs office and killed him too, Spongebob laughed evily and ran out and went to patricks rock and he started to cut patricks throat and it sprayed blood everywhere. Then he killed patrick and grabbed a gun and went to sandy shooting her head and hands he ran away and he went to his house. The screen zoomed in on spongebob and he said "I'm Watching you Amber." before he shot himself. "Finally its over..." I said "Oh my god who could have made this..." Today I watched spongebob with my cousins remembering this exact moment, I have never told anyone what I had seen, not untill now...
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Wall of Text
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
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Category:Suicide
Spongebob special!

so i was intern at strip club when a dvd popped out of a girls boobs. i put it on TV it was called SPONGEBOB SPOOKY SCARY SHIT SPECIAL!!! lol everything startz with S so i put vhs in THE WRONG WAY and it showed this beast!!!
it started with spongebob at the krusty krab drinking some beer through a box. then evil patrixx flew to spongebob on his magical gay seahorse. evil patrixx told spongebob "truth or dare". spongebob laughed for 30 seconds then drew a satanist symbol on his tounge with a sharpy then said "dare!". evil patrixx said "kill yourself!!!". spongebob then looked angry and he fell inside a small whole that lead to a floor with the super mario bros game over music.
later that day
spongebob was in squidwards house. spongebob grabbed a gun and pointed it at his head. evil patrixx quickly ran over there saying "whoa! what the hell are you doing?! i was joking!" spongebob and evil patrixx started laughing and drunk some beer and smoked weed. but spongebob then turned red angry and said "well don't joke with me you slut!" spongebob actually killed him self then. evil patrixx was in shock. evil patrixx said "oh well" and threw spongebobs body in the dumpster.
it then showed in spongebobs house where evil patrixx told patrick "spongebob was die" . patrick cried and evil patrixx said "are you done crying?". patrick pulled down his pants and said "yes! big boys don't cry!". patrick then pulled out his dong for some reason. evil patrixx was angry so he got scp 173. scp 173 killed patrick with a giant dildo. patrick screamed. evil patrixx then turned stronger and flew away.
it then showed mr crabs's house. squidward was on the computer watching some vines on youtube and squidward put a comment saying "thumbz up if your mom!" he then posted it. then a add popped up close to the video, the website said LOOK AT TITS!  FUCK SOME WOMEN TONIHGT! GET FREE VIRUSES AT www.boobies.net. squidward the porn addict he is clicked on it and masturbated then banged his boner on the laptop then threw it at the wall and humped the computer against the wall till sperm was all over the room and the computer screen was broke. apparently this was the halloween special for spongebob... fantastic!
BUT THERE WAS A DELETED SCENE!
it showed spongebob driving his car (or boat with wheels) spongebob was listening to awful rock music. then squidward popped a tire with his ass and said. bazuka penis activate!
squidwards dick then became a bazuka and shot spongebob and spongebob died. squidward then stole spongebobs car with the music "fuck the police coming straight for me"
any way send this to yo mama or else everytime you turn on your xbox there will be a giant hairy spider on it!!!!!!!!
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Suicide
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Spongebobistwerking.avi

I was bored one day so I went on a website that was on the dark web. The website sells lost videos like the Logan paul forest video. While I was on the website I saw a "offical" spoogegebob episode. It was called spongebobistwerking.avi. I paid for it it was only three dollars and when it downloaded it the episode started. The intro started with the captian guy saying "ARE YOU READY KIDS!" like he usually does but then spongebob sits on him and the captian suffocates. then the intro shows spongebob having a HUGE and I mean HUGE ass. it was like 10X bigger than it usually is. otherwise the intro was normal. at the end spongebill twerk infront of the camera and the "created by Stephen hillenberg" text was replaced by "created by some gay brony". the title card says spongebob is twerking. and the episode started and it showed spingecringe in his house. he went to work but with every step he took you could hear the clapping of his massive ass cheeks. he walked into the krusty krab. mr krabs looked at spongebob and he said "spongeboy me bob ur ass is too big come back later" spongeboy was mad so he sat on mr krabs. mr krabs also died from all weight. squirtward said "spongebbo yur ass is tiny compared to your mom hahahahahah" spongebot then sat on squatward killing him too. then snebob turned to me and said im in your closet. Right then spongebob walked into my room he tried to sit on me but I shoved a grenade up his ass and it blew up spankbob. I turned to the computer to see there was more of episoad
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Lost Episodes
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Category:Wall of Text
Category:SpongeBob
Spongebobmadness.avi

I was an employee at Nickelodeon. One day I found a VHS titled Spongebobmadness.avi. Now I knew a lot about lost episodes like The Grieving, Max and Ruby 0004, and Red Mist. But this? I put in the tape, and it started out with the intro but, it was glitchy, SpongeBob wasn't there, and the title card at the end said "Sponge Madness".
It started with SpongeBob crying loudLY for 2 minutes. After those arrogant two minutes, a title card popped up. The time card said 1 hour later.
It later showed SpongeBob, in a white void holding a knife, he stabbed himself and the animation started to turn into something a 6-yo could do, in other words: crummy. His limbs changed position for the arms in the legs's positions and vice versa; the screen then cut to plainly dimness, nothing else. After the screen cut to black. A grave of our favorite sea sponge popped up, the tombstone looked like it was rotted - like if it was in an abandoned cemetery.
The tape video ended, I was in pure trauma afterward, but also puzzled since it was too short for an 11-minute episode. 1 week later, I didn't not even notice that my dog had died until exactly 09 p.m., something is up - SpongeBob's soul must've murdered them. It also had some kind of text written bloodily, it said "SPONGE MADNESS".
I'm still unnerved by that VHS I found... maybe this something attempting to deteriorate my life will suffice or stop someday - hopefully, I didn't ruin your childhood.
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
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Spongebobs Fun

One night i was home alone while my parents were at their job. I thought i should watch some Spongebob Square Pants to cheer my mood. So i turn on the Tv and go onto NetFlix, that is where i watch ALL of my shows. I then get this creepy feeling like some one is watching me.. I get scared EASILY at night and get very paraniod. But i felt like someones eyes were beaming down onto me. So i open up spongebob and it starts up, Fine and normally, but the intro was slowed down into a piercing Demonic voice. I quickly turned the Tv off getting shit scared for my life. I say "Shit! what was that" as i was staring blankly into the Tv the Tv cut back on, on its own. It must be a malfunction i said as i plopped onto my couch and continued watching the show. i could not get that intro out of my head! why was the intro like that i thought in my head. then as i was watching squidwards head was looking at spongebob and patrick from his wondow. I thought to myself "Weird, i don't remember squidward being there". so i continue onto the show and i message pops up saying "Around turn". What? i said taking a deep breath after wards, i read the post backwards and it said turn around. I could not move, I felt every bone in my body tighten up and i could hear a faint laugh behind me, my lights were off so i though "what if i can't see him!" i was scared to move, every bone in my body trembling as i tried to turn my head but my brain would not let me. i then turn around and see a faint yellow square in the back ground. As i squint i notice it looks like spongebob i said. Then the tv turns on startling me as the spongebob intro plays back slowly and seeming Demonic as ever. but in the intro Spongebob is killing Partick and Sandy and Squidward and every one. I turn back around and the square was gone... I ran as fast as i could for the stairs and ran up as fast as my legs could move! I ran into my room slamming my door and sitting there. "I wonder what it was" i said quietly. i waited there like a baby, all of the sudden i heard the Tv turn off then back on. This time it was spongebob saying "Jake, come down here Tehehe". "FUCK THAT!" i said i opened my window and jumped down twisting my ankle as a slammed into the ground. i heard my door shut and saw Spongebob walking out crying and his legs were wobbling. he crept towards me as he said "Where ya going?" with a smile on his head. I passed out and was in the hospital for wounds and cut marks. I still don't know what happened that night but if i were you. Stay away from Spongebob.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Spongebobs wide smile

Hello, my name is Steve and today I wanna tell y'all something. It's about a sponge bob episode so here is the story. It was a normal day for me at school but when I got home I saw something in my backpack and what was in it was a VHS tape. What? a VHS tape i said. When I got home I put the VHS tape into the VHS player. The VHS tape turns out to be a sponge bob episode. I was happy to see a sponge bob episode so I went to get my food and just sit down. The theme song was normal but when the title card showed up the title card was red with a brighter red. Sponge bob's wide smile was the name of the episode and the music for the title had a creepy music box. Then the episode started with Sponge bob looking at a mirror and he looked emotionless. Sponge bob then smiled but he was smiling a little wide. Then his smile got so wide that his skin was ripping and a horrible stain of blood splatter under his mouth then he grabbed his eyes and pulled them out and more blood was pouring out of his eye sockets. But 10 seconds later a lot of teeth grew on the sides of his mouth and his eye sockets then grew teeth too. Sponge bob looked really horrifying but something happened that gave me nightmares.  When I saw his eyes another pair of eyes were on his eye sockets but it didn't look like sponge bob's eyes. Creepy humming started playing in the background. Then the screen went black for 1 minute then the screen went back to the episode. It showed a new scene where Sponge bob was lying on the ground. Then he woke up and walked to the right. He then was walking for 5 minutes but a silhouette was following him sponge bob then had a scared expression he then ran really fast but the silhouette wasn't stopping chasing sponge bob sponge bob then turned around and the silhouette then grew teeth and tackled sponge bob. The screen went black but i can hear sponge bob screaming and violently flesh tearing sounds. Before the episode ended i heard a voice saying (smile) The episode then ended there. I was shocked to see an episode like that and who put the tape in my backpack. I told some of my classmates but they didn't believe me and they called me delusional. Same thing to my parents, they didn't believe me. The episode still haunts me till this day. I took a screenshot of the title card and recorded the smile scene (which is the link). I don't know if you believe me. I need you to trust me.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Wall of Text
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
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Category:English Class Failure
Spongebob’s Walk

Back in 2005, my friend Marco Rodriguez and I found a tape inside a box from a auction we went to in Turlock, California. The tape was labeled "Spongebob's Walk". We decided to go back to his place and watch the tape. It was a Spongebob episode, but it seemed different. The title card never came up, or anything such. It started instantly. The video was black and white and low quality. It was a clip of Spongebob walking. The tape looked as if it was taken from the Spongebob episode: The Sponge Who Can Fly. You may already know of this, but I'll explain to those who don't. Every 10 seconds or so, he would deform into an odd shape. The music that was playing was seemed happy, but very eery. After the tape played for a bit, the music got louder and Spongebob looked as if he was scared. At this point, I had to "go", so I ran to the bathroom. Marco, however continued. From the bathroom, I kept listening. The volume went back to normal, but another 5 seconds later, the volume went up again. But, right at the moment you'd think it was about to end, the volume blasts and static noises appeared. I ran to the room and saw Marco's eyes literally turn inside out. Gore and blood rushed from his eyes. He started wiggling and bending in impossible positions as he scrambled on the foor, as if he was possessed. I screamed in horror as this all went down. Until suddenly, a gianormous pain came upon my head, and I passed out. I woke up in my room. I looked at my clock, and it was 12:15 AM. I looked outside and across the street (where my friend lived) I saw a body being taken away during the night by men in radiation suits. I kept peering out my window until the men all went inside 3 different large trucks. I was extremely scared and didn't know what to do. I finally decided to walk outside and go into my car and follow the trucks. After a few minutes, they were on the freeway. They drove for hours. Until we were in Pleasanton, when the one of the trucks suddenly barged up (most likely the cause of a bump) and one of the back doors opened. Tons of tapes and came out of the back. A man's arm reached out and closed the truck door. I pulled over, while the trucks kept going. I ran out and picked up as many tapes as I can. About 30 seconds later, the trucks turned around. I quickly ran to back to my car and drove home. In the collection of tapes, the tape "Spongebob's Walk" was there. I recorded the tape and uploaded it on YouTube. It turned out it was only this long. I never got affected by the video, I do not know if it would affect you. Please watch at your own risk.
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Category:Lost Episodes
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Category:English Class Failure
Spongeboob.avi

UNCE UPON A TYM PATRIXXX CAEM TOO MAI HOWSE ND GAV ME A TAPE CALLD "SPONGEBOOB.AVI" WHICH WUZ WEIRD BECUZ IT WAS A TAEP NOT A COMPOOTUR FILE BUT WHATEVZ ANYWAI I PUT DA TAEP IN DA DVD PLAYUR BUT DEN I REALIZED DAT IT WUZ A TAEP NOT A CD SO I PUT IT IN DA VCR ND IT STARTED PLAYING. I THOUGHT IT WUZ GONNA BE PR0NZ BUT IT ACTUALLY WUZ A SPONGBOOB EPISUD. IT STARTED OFF BY SPONGBOOB ANNOYING DA SHIT OUTTA SQIDWURD, DEN PATRIXXX CAEM ALONG ND KILLD SPONGBOOB ND SQIDWURD ND DER WUZ HYPUR-REELISTIK BL00DZ ND GR0SS SCAREH STUFF DEN PATRIXXX CAEM OUTTA DA TV ND KILLD ME WHICH WUZ WEIRD BECUZ HE JUSS GAV ME DA TAEP SO DEN I DIED ND THEN A SKELITIN POPPD OWT SRSLY.
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Category:Unfunny
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:ENGLISH, MUDDAFUGGA! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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Category:Shortpasta
Spongecry.avi (Alternate Story)

Hello, I'm Denis Woodwork. I work for a animation studio with SpongeBob related episodes, and yesterday it's been caught to my attention that there's some sort of Rumor of a strange creepy "Lost Episode" of a SpongeBob tape from on a website. I've analyzed the mp4 file and found out that it can take up LOTS of computer storage and can kill computers if not downloaded correctly. Me and my own team managed to get a hold on this and managed to view it, and what we found... wasn't that frightening at all.
The episode started with low quality footage of someone walking down a street, with a knife. Then the footage switched to another perspective, the footage was the first-person view of some sort of entity that had hands similar to SpongeBob. It spotted the person with the knife and starting to chase the victim while making a scream similar to what SpongeBob makes when he is afraid.
Then finally the episode started, with SpongeBob crying on his couch. With more emotions then his usual breakdowns, but still had his voice sounding normal. Then the scene changed to a poorly drawn image of Gary's Corpse, revealing his eyes down onto the floor in a very real matter. With a crack into his shell showing a bit of Gary's flesh, which wouldn't be realistic at all since snails aren't connected to their shells like turtles. Flies were around him floating, presumably drowned by the water. It cut back to SpongeBob bawling in his chair, then he slowly calmed down. He immediately exited his house with unholy speeds, and then SpongeBob's face appeared infront of the screen. He has a dislocated jaw, and two jet-black eyes with one of them popped. It rapidly decayed with maggots eating away at his flesh, and revealing his skull, bloodied. This was detailed in the exact way that other disgustingly detailed scenes were. Along with the image, it had a very glitched out scream of SpongeBob, with a little bit of Voice Affects. After that, the screen cut to the footage of the entity attacking the person with a knife, and the man successfully killing the entity. The screen faded to black afterwards. A message appeared after two hours of that scene, with the words: "Never take your family and friends for granted, or something will decide their fates." scrambled up.
After this, the team and I experienced several mental difficulties, with increased aggression, more sociopathic tensions, and more anxiety. Luckily, we've managed to get to the files and somehow was a .EXE file. This had the episode, and a file named "CONTROLHOST.Pathos". What the hell was the .Pathos file? Why was the Episode a Exe file but had the Mp4 file? This gave us more questions instead of answers, but we know one thing... we saw evidence of something living in those movie like clips.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
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