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Free trial

thumb|Diagram of how a free trial works
Free trial is a commonly used Internet phrase meaning "an extremely expensive payment must be deducted every day from your bank account, following which your house, car and family will be lawfully transferred to the ownership of this website." It is commonly used in websites although the extremely costly nature of free trials has meant they have become unpopular.
Most free trials require a minimum of around $50-$100 first payment with weekly or monthly recurring payments of around $40 or $160 respectively. Music websites offer free trials for membership of their sites for around $200 plus additional free payments of $10-$20 for each song downloaded. Pornography sites are known for the most expensive of all free trials, costing anywhere up to $1000 for most free trials there.
==Origins==
The Free Trial was invented in the year 69, and was an attempt to entice buyers into enjoying their product so much that they needed to buy it; this was often achieved with Drugs. In recent years, the function has expanded so that Free Trials actually cost the user a small sum, and the addictive substances have been removed. This is by far the cheaper option, and is better for the economy, allowing porn to become one of the largest industries--With the advent of the internet, this has only increased the market share.
==Psychological Appeal==
Freud has done extensive research on the Free Trial, and on male sexual identity. His conclusion is that Free Trials are medically approved, and logistically viable. After making this statement, Freud later had a minor accident in his brand new Porsche caused by reading from the massive stack of magazines in the passenger seat.
==Please Buy Now==
Your 30 minute free trial for this article has expired. To continue reading this article, please consider purchasing this article here for a low price of $24.95. Paypal and hostages are accepted.
==See Also==
*Euroipods
*Porn
*AAAAAA
*Shareware
*Pyramid Schemes
*Confidence Trickster
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Freecell

Freecell is a version of solitaire, a card game intended for eighteen players. It's a great way to waste time. 
Freecell is an open game, which means that all of the cards are dealt sunny-side-up. Since you can see all of the cards at the start of play, chance isn't nearly as much of a factor in the game as it is with many other card games.
==History==
Freecell was originally developed by the Axis powers during World War II as a means of distracting the Allied Forces from the war effort. It failed miserably due to a lack of playing cards, a shortage that was only corrected once the Allied Forces took command of Japanese playing card manufacturing concerns following their surrender in 1952.
In the 1960s, Freecell briefly became popular among the psychic community, who played the game with tarot cards instead of standard playing cards. Those who tried this had obviously underestimated the power of the tarot, though; placing the Death card in the home row resulted in an enormous number of unexplained fatalities that decimated the legitimate psychic community.
==Licensing==
As the name implies, Freecell is free software. It is licensed under the GPL.
==Health Hazards==
The name 'Freecell' also contains a hidden warning. While playing the game the player continually loses brain cells. One cell at a time breaks free of the brain, migrates to the sinuses, and drains down the back of the throat to die in the hellish acids of the stomach. The player is literally swallowing and digesting his, her, or {indeterminate multigender being's} own brain! 
==Grand Champion==
Mark Ottaway spent nearly six years at sea in a life raft with only a solar-powered laptop PC, a water distillation kit, a player piano, and a store mannikin. He survived by playing Freecell constantly and thereby digesting enough of his own brain to stay alive. He was rescued and is now in good health, though he cannot control his bladder or uncross his eyes. Although the sea trip caused him full blindness, he's still able to win every Freecell configuation. His stat summary reads -
This session 100%
won: 145403992
lost: 0
Total 100%
won: 145403992
lost: 0
Streaks
wins : 145403992
losses : 0
current: 145403992 wins
==Summary==
I'm watching youuuuu...
==See also==
* Making up Oscar Wilde quotes
* Freecell Solver - an enterprise content management system based on Freecell.
* Euchre
* Freecell
Category: GamesCategory:Cards
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Freeway

right|thumb|300px|A freeway. Note how the current lack of Asian women has decreased the amount of present accidents.
A freeway is a double road that goes a long distance. This type of road go such a long distance, that you could end up at the Mackinac Bridge after a long way's travel. Whenever cars travel on the freeway; they usually travel one direction on each side. If traffic goes against the direction the side of the freeway is assigned to; it will end up in a huge pileup and even the end of the world.
Interstate 90 is one of the world's longest freeways as it gets people from New York to Seattle and connects the worst cities in America, including Cleveland, Toledo, and Chicago.
==Pileups==
Due to having a unlimited speed limit, freeways are prone to pileups as random shit is bound to happen. The probability of random shit increases dramatically if you go past the speed of light with a warp drive or some other nutty device. One of the worst pileups to occur on any freeway was the pileup on Interstate 69 in Michigan when a rampant raid of HIV, AIDS virus, genital warts and other STDs created a smoke of fog that caused 105,000 cars to be totalled into twisted metal.
==National defense==
President Dwight D. Eisenhower built more freeways when he wanted to speed up trade and shipping of military weaponry to defend against enemy attacks. Ironically, most multicar pileups that occur on freeways are basically a sabotage trap to cause havoc. Highway 401 in Ontario has been known to have mass carnage with bottlenecked medians all because the Canadian government had too much farmland to spare since people in Toronto were hungry like hell.
==Examples of freeways==
*Highway 401
*Highway 404 (leads nowhere)
*Interstate 5555
*Interstate 69
==See also==
*Interstate
*Road
Category:Transportation
Freezer (disambiguation)

A freezer is a device not wholly unlike a refrigerator but notably cooler. More precisely, it maintains a temperature below the freezing point of water. It may also refer to other things that have the ability to freeze things. For instance, an ice cream freezer can be used to make and freeze ice cream. Similarly, a human testicle freezer can be used to... um, actually, let's not go there.
Because the Japanese apparently like to name stuff "Freezer" or "Furīzā" (フリーザー) as the Japanese would pronounce it, it may also refer to:
*Articuno, a first generation Pokémon from the days when the franchise was still sort of original, which is a blue bird that can shoot ice beams.
*Frieza, one of the earlier antagonists in Dragon Ball Z from when the series still made some kind of sense, who's some kind of alien that shoots beams that blow stuff up, rather than freezing them, but apparently his family has a let's-name-our-kids-after-cold-stuff thingy going on. He also lacks a penis, or any other indication of being male, and thus the obvious choice for the English dub's voice actor was someone who sounds like an old lady.
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French accent

Ze Frènch accent iz more tin a way of taulking to paepawl around ze world, eet iz ze languidge of ze classics, and et iz ze languidge of luv. Ze grreat Willae aun Whaels uzez a frènch accent tou fooul ze Wikipaedia saerveurz. It haz biine conntreauvaercial how baud ze grreat Willae aun Whaels iz.
Prahktize your frènch accent éverie déiylle bi lerhning a nu werd everree dei. Befoor yu no-ez, yu weehl bee a goo-d speeker and moor emportantlee, you weehl bee 'hable to imprezz zee ladieez, no?
==Famoose peeples who hav spokeen ze English weet a frènch accent==
Manee famoose peeples hav spokeen weet frènch accents, and dey r, ow do you say, veree mooch in ze deman for ze patrees and for zeir out-looks on zi life.
* Maurice Chevalier- You say dat you ave neveer eard of ze grate Chevalier? Mon du! Ee was simplee ze greatest singing French Film Star in ze entire whirld!
* Louis Jourdan- Most peeple oooh do not know inny betor would pronounce eez first name as ze flat L-O-U-I-S, but Eee reallee pronounce eet Looie. And ze last name is not J-O-R-D-A-N lick the countree, boot SHOR-dan. 
* Jerry Lewis - An Engleez speaker would sey, "fa-fa-fa!", but we say eet as SHEE-rry Lew-ESS! And Shee-rry Lew-ESS is greatest comedianne of all time, past, prezent or furtaire!
* Bridget Bardot - Ze engliz speaker say "Ho-ho-ho! Bridget Bardoe" but wee just call Er BeBe.
* Zee guy on ze stella artroz four advert
*Ze John Cleese "Ah fart een your jeneral direcsion!"
==Sex of the word==
If ooow want to speak with zee French accent, un, you must learn to insert ee sex of each word into wauiat u say. So let us asooom dat you are talking about ze o-tomobeel. Ze o-tomobeel, she is a woman. Ze o-tomobeel is sexy, no? So you would sea dat "She eezz my new automobile - she eez a Panhard LeVoisee-a." Now you try eet. Bon!
Now we try for a masculine non - a belt like u would se were around yer waste. So you would sea "My neu belt, Eee ez made of leather!" No you try eet. Bon!
Think as a French. If you have a cigar in your mouth and just had 12 bottles of some Faggy French Liquor, would you be able to talk anyways. All French have Cigars filling up their mouths at all times. Either that or a penis so the thought of even speaking let alone an accent, is hard. Why would you need a voice, an accent or a language if your mouth is full of tobacco, semen, or Beer at all times?
==Holy Madre! Wee are ooout of time!==
Ô, sacreubleu.! Oui oui! Eet iz alsso necessarie to youze ze accèns marques to furzeur confoun ze serveur et les garçons..Et bien, in ze words of ze immortal Capitain Haddock « Milles millions de milles sabords ! »
Doe you spaeak toe meutch Frènch? Viz iz a goude accent to spiik. Uncyclopaedia haz ruled ze Intaernet. Eat zome Poop Cuisine at ze cafe!
Oh reuvwar. Youe pees fo cheet.
== See also Vwar Ohsee ==
*List of french curses
*French language
*Mon pere, Charles
*Mon oncle, Rene ze Quebecois
*We eez foony
Category:languages
Category:communication
French bikini

==History==
Due to the popularity of the original bikini, the French had to come up with a new version which they could proudly call their own. Unfortunately, completely sane scientists were involved to create the french bikini, which was to be made entirely of cheese.
==Construction==
The French bikini still remained a two-piece outfit, but instead of the original being made from cloth material and cord, the new improved French bikini was created from various types of French cheeses. Various prototypes were made from Roquefort, Port-Salut and Emmental but it was legislated by the French Parliament that Camembert and Brie be used. It was stated that these two selections would be chosen because of their "aesthetic qualities of covering the female body".
==Strict controls==
Determined not to see the icon of the french bikini disappear like the original, the French Parliament also legislated several strict conditions attached the wearing of the french bikini.
===Legislation===
*The french bikini is not to be manufactured, purchased or worn outside of France.
*The french bikini is not to be worn by non-French women or men, even if holidaying in France.
*The french bikini is not to be eaten, licked or nibbled by the wearer or another person, whilst still being worn.
===Penalties===
*Failure to adhere to the above legislation will cause Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (SIDS).
*Methods of death will vary, anywhere from the guillotine to cheese asphyxiation.
==World reaction==
Of course, the rest of the world wanted to wear this marvel of french invention and despite the strict controls placed, thousands flocked to France to strut their stuff with the cheesy wares. After three days the death toll was 1,207 - mostly American and Lithuanian women. Some Bat Fuck Insane scientists from around the world created different cheesy bikinis.
===British bikini===
The British bikini wasn't a great hit in England as the colour of Cheddar blended in with the pasty-white colour of British female skin.
===Swiss bikini===
On the contrary, the Swiss bikini became almost as popular as the French bikini, because of the use of Swiss cheese. The "see-through holes" property of Swiss cheese deemed it a very risqué choice by the United Nations, but the Swiss bikini has become the essential tool used today in the adult entertainment industry.
==See also==
*Bikini
*Sting cheese
*Death
Category:CheeseCategory:ClothingCategory:Edible Clothing
Category:Things That Will Kill You
Fret wanking

1. Masturbation when anxious, stressed, or under other abnormal circumstances. Individuals who succumb to the temptation of Fret Wanking can sometimes wank continuously for extended periods of time. Documented evidence exists of an individual who spent three and a half months wanking nonstop. He required life support following the first four days. Doctors classify a case of fret wanking this severe as a seizure.
2. Overly ostentatious or self-indulgent guitar playing. Particularly prevalent in Heavy Metal or modern Jazz performance. See The Edge, Slash out of Gnus and Roses or Pat Metheny. Often accompanied by guitar licks and other kinky acts (see: G-string).
Category: MusicCategory: Sexuality
Freudian Slip (psychology)

A Freudian ship, er, make that a Freudian slip is when a person wishes to slay, er say something, but their repressed and angst-ridden sub-conscious mind makes them say something udderly, er utterly different, often filled with awkward convent, er content.
== How Freudian Slips arise ==
Freudian slips usually happen when you're thinking of other things - make that other things than you're actually stalking abou-, we mean talking about. It is a commonly accepted theory that Freudian slips reveal the actual intention of the peeper, er...speaker much better than what they intended to say.
Sometimes, usual unintentional slips are considered as Freudian slips, even if they don't occur because of absent-mindedness of the spanker, we mean speaker.
It cunt can happen that the speaker notices he said something wang, er wrong, but often neither they do, nor does the audience. When people usually do notice, tits all right because well bred people will over look an honest mistake.
==Psychology==
Freud claims that any slip will reveal the deeper thoughts of the speaker on in-depth Analist. This process, however, can require a lot of time and unexperienced analsysts will often fail in trying to decode it.
Of course, this always presumes a subconscious or preconscious intention. Again, the knowledge about the psychological background of Freudian strips requires further investigations.
== Excellent examples of a Freudian Slip are ==
To a female: I really like your boobs.
:The man was probably thinking of saying "I really like your poodle", but "boobs" popped up in the copulation as the man wants to have sex with the female. Wait, did I just say "copulation"? I meant conversation.... CONVERSATION!
To your teacher: Yeah, it's totally true. I got it off Uncyclopedia.
:You were probably thinking of saying "Yeah, it's totally true, I got this from those bastards at Wikipedia", but "Uncyclopedia" popped up in the sentence, since you know that Wikipedia is always wrong and full of flies.
About someone to someone: He's such a gay chap.
:Now, this is a bit more complicated. First of all, it's British, second of all, the Freudian Slip does not come out in the uttered sentence itself. But I cannot be bothered so I won't explain this. But, FYI, the slip is quite obvious here, obviously.
You to your wife: I bought a prostitute yesterday.
:Now, this is a classic. You want to lie to your wife and say "whore", but the truth slips out and you say "prostitute". This slip is usually followed by sex on the woman's part, but sadly, the sex won't be with you. 
To A Friend in costume: I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!
:This obviously reveals that the speaker generally sees you naked. Perhaps he/she has just accidentally disclosed an intimate relationship, or perhapse the speaker fantasizes about you.
==See also==
* Happyness
* Sugar bowl
* Lets be the breast of friends
Category:Self-reference
Freya (cat)

Freya (born c. April 2009) is a tabby cat owned by the former Chancellor of the Exchequer of the United Kingdom George Osborne and his family.
Freya went missing from the Osbornes' house in Notting Hill when she was just a few months old, and after searching West London for her, the family assumed she had died or had become lost. In June 2012, Osborne's wife received a call telling her that Freya was alive, and the family brought her home. In September 2012, Freya shared the role of Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office with the Downing Street cat Larry. In November 2014, Freya was retired from the position to the Kent countryside.
==Career==
On 16 September 2012, Nigel Nelson from The People reported the Prime Minister David Cameron had sacked Larry from his position as Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office and installed Freya instead. Nelson revealed that Cameron had become fed up with Larry's lazinessCameron was fed up with Larry laziness.
Cameron decided to replace Larry when he refused to move from his chair to chase a mouse on September 13. Nelson explained, "The final straw came on Thursday when Mr Cameron caught Larry cat-napping on his chair in his No.10 study as another mouse scurried across the room. When he tried to wake Larry to do his duty one eye opened but the moggy wouldn't budge."
Cameron drafted in Freya to patrol Numbers 10, 11 and 12 Downing Street as she is "tougher" and "more street-wise predator. Freya was reported to be the more dominant cat over Larry and a more effective mouser, reportedly because her days as a stray had "hardened" her.
In May 2014, Freya sstrayed over a mile from Downing Street and had to be rescued and returned by a charity worker. In August 2014, Freya was hit by a car in Whitehall and was subsequently treated by a vet. George Osborne said he was "very grateful" to those who came to the aid of his pet. Following these events, Freya was sent to the Kent countryside to allow her to exercise her desire to roam.She was sent to the Kent Countryside
==References==
Category:Cats
Friday

Friday refers to the last day of the working week, which means it's the day after Thursday and before Saturday. Seriously, if you needed to come to an encyclopaedia to find that out, you have some issues.
* Friday (song): Song written by Bob Dylan in 1963.
* Home on a Friday Night (song): Also a song, but not by Bob Dylan
* It's Friday: This is definitely not a song, but is instead a treatise on temporal physics. By Rebecca Black.
* Thank God it's Friday: A treatise on a saying that is only useful 14.29% of the time.
* T.G.I. Friday's: Nominally a restaurant but with a notable absence of what could be considered food.
* Black Friday: A celebration of commerce.
* Friday the 13th: The date after Thursday the 12th.
Category:Days
Friday the 13th Part 11

Friday the 13th Part XI: Jason goes to heaven was a movie that spent years in development hell before being cancelled out right. Jason goes to heaven takes Jason X out of continuity and instead focuses on Jason attempting to get out of hell and into heaven to kill people in after life.
== Plot ==
One godly day, jesus decides there's too many people in heaven and contacts Jason to lower the population of heaven. Jason attempts to get out hell by converting to Christianity, but fails when he murdered the Priest. Jason then goes to Home Depot to build a lader to heaven in order to help Jesus Christ. Jason goes into a murderous rampage when he finds the check out line filled with Mexicans, as result Jason gets kicked out of Home Depot. Jason then steals a car and drives backwards on the highway to hell, then proceeds to South Park, Colorado to find the ladder to heaven. Jason arrives in South Park and then proceeds to climb the ladder. Jason eventually gets to heaven to find out that Jesus gave the contract to Michael Myers. Jason Attacks Michael which sets up Michael Vs. Jason.
== Production ==
The movie was filmed but never released. John Carpenter was signed on to direct but left when he found out the movie was going be released by New Line Cinema. The movie was cancelled after Jason X and Freddy Vs. Jason were a box office bomb, and instead Friday the 13th was remade instead. This movie was going to be a prequel to Michael Vs. Jason which in turn was cancelled. The movie was set to be released in 2004. New Line Cinema and Halloween producer Moustapha Akkad received several bomb threats and death threats during production and even after canceling the movie. Originally Hustler Video was set to produce the movie but instead New Line Cinema wanted the movie to be produced by Wood Rocket but would be credited as Porn Hub. Porn Hub didn't want Wood Rocket receiving credit for production. Wood Rocket CEO Lea Roy Myers went on a shooting spree when he found out Porn Hub would not list Wood Rocket in the credits. New line cinema didn't realize that Hustler Video and Wood Rocket were porn studios. Yes, the Movie was supposed to be a Porn flick. Be thankful that this got canned because every Halloween and Friday the 13th sucked after the 1980's. Even Part 12 would have been "Jason goes to Super Bowl XXXVIII", fuck really? That has got to be a lot of meth New Line Cinema producers are smoking. In 2014, Pornhub Launched a Kickstarter in attempt to get the all Porn scene's released, the Kickstarter failed with a result of $2536 Out of a $400,000 goal.
== Cast ==
Jason as himself
Proud owner of Camp Crystal Lake and first serial killer in space.
Michael Myers as himself
Inflicted with the curse of thorn and mayor of Haddonfield.
Mel Gibson as Jesus Christ
His movie "The Passion of the Christ" sucked ass.
George Lopez as Home Depot employee
A shit ton of atheist's
A shit ton of Christians
Charles Darwin, Princess Diana, Adolf Hitler, and David Koresh make cameo appearances in the hell secnes. Stan, Kyle, and Cartman make cameo appearances in the South Park scenes.
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