Donkey Kong 64: The untold copy... or unsold copy

I was at a yard sale with my mom & I bought a copy of Donkey Kong 64. "Wow!" I said, "I cannot wait to play this one." My Mom handed me the cartridge but I noticed it was missing something, it no longer had a label but it did have something written on it called "Donkey Kong 64: The Untold Copy." Behind it I turned the cartridge over & to my surprise The real Shigeru Miyamoto signed it. I was so excited to have that signature I got on my 2 Wheeler & rode it really fast back to the home. I didn't even bother to drive into the garage, I just jumped off my bike & threw it on the lawn like they do like in Those Shows. I ran into the house & I Popped that sucker into that Nintendo 64, Put on the Play button & got ready for a special treat. This is when I first noticed that something was wrong, When I put in the cartridge I felt it lock in & I never noticed other games do that before. I tried Taking it out but it wouldn't come out at first So I just figured that heir was a little piece of plastic sticking out but I just let it slide. So I turned on the Game & their it is the old logo I used to remember a Year ago when I was 2, 1.
The DK Rap began playing but something was off about it, The lyrics were Jumbled & Their eyes were glitching up but I just Shrugged it off & Pressed start, Ready to re live some of my childhood memories. I Looked past the DK Rap & Said "Time to play my favorite game." I Started A new file up & Usually when Donkey Kong sees a Banana he says "Oooh" But he didn't this time, This time he said "OAHHHHHH!" But it sounded like a little boy screaming. I couldn't make it out all the way, that's when I turned around & saw my mom in red face paint. Knocking my mother off, she was being a goof like usual. I Started it up & it's just how I remembered it, The pan in with the bird, you know the rest. Cranky Kong told me to get the 3 barrels so I can learn the Basics, Climbing, Breaking Barrels & Jumping but something strange happened. After Cranky told me my mission the barrels were no where to be found. I Looked everywhere but I couldn't find the barrels. Confused I entered the Banana Hoard to find something to do.
After entering the Banana Hoard I noticed that the screen was a lot darker than usual. I tried adjusting the TV brightness but for some reason It stayed as it was. Than I got the Idea to get on Skype & contact my friends & ask them if they new anything about this banana sound that donkey Kong made. as well as the glitchy eyes, the jumbled lyrics of the rap, My Mom in Red face Behind me & the missing barrels that Cranky spoke of. After pressing enter I waited. 10 seconds later I saw my friend was beginning to type as the 3 little dots began to bounce but then they stopped. Whatever he was going to write he never sent me. So I went back to the game but Now I realized that something was Very wrong. The Screen had gotten darker, Even more so than before but this is when things really began to shake me up.
I Looked into the corner of the screen & I noticed something was happening so I made Donkey Kong walk over their. To my utter & complete shock a 3D model of King K. Rool Started Rising out of the terrain, but he had no textures, he was purple. He Faced my character & had no animations, he was just T posing. He slowly moved towards Donkey Kong & I made Donkey Kong run the other direction as fast as I could. I Watched in terror as my favorite Monkey hero got torn to shreds while screaming in agony. I couldn't help but cry a little as I saw Donkey Kong's Ribcage Burst open by King K. Rool's claws. That's when I saw it. I screamed, I Turned the game off & I Started it back. I Reset the game, I tried pulling it out but I Couldn't, So I decided to give it Another go.
All that Appeared on screen was a Photorealistic dead Monkey with flies buzzing around it. It Looked like someone had really killed a dead monkey & put a Tie on it. I Didn't know what to do. I grasped at my heart but it began to beat faster & faster. suddenly the picture zoomed out & I was greeted to the Nintendo opening from the GameCube Game Luigi's Mansion, You Know the one "Nintendo." The Zoom out suddenly showed that the Banana Hoard wasn't what I remembered it. The Banana's were rotten, The Banana's were dripping with ooze of some kind & the face, well now it was a face that was stabbed by a stick. The Other Kong heads, you know Stinky, Candy & Lanky, Krispy Kong, Cookie Kong, They Were all dead, Ripped a part & the Purple King K. Rool hoarding over his Hoard of Banana's. He was also making load static noises.
I Pooped myself, My skype had finally messaged me back. And their was my friend being held by the hair by King K. rool Himself but my friend didn't have his usual body Underneath his head, He was decapitated! It was fallowed with text that said "THIS IS REAL!" Finally my TV Flickered. Text appeared, This was only a demo, Thank you for playing my game, Play it when it comes out - Shigeru Miyamoto. It's not finished so please be nice.
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