DeathMouse.avi

Deathmouse.avi is a lost episode creepypasta and is widely seen as the Gayfather of the entire lost episode genre. This Gay story is based off of an ancient ass, unseen Mickey Mouse episode. There is also no fucking video that is based off of the creepypasta assholes. Oh wait! There was! But Disney broke it between his ass cheeks and ran over it with his car bumper! So shut the fuck up about the video!
So do any of you remember those ancient ass Mickey Mouse cartoons from 700 B.C? The ones that were just put out on DVD a few years ago? Well, I hear there is one that was unreleased to even the most retarded classic Disney fans. According to sources, it's nothing special. It's just a continuous loop (like my cock) of Mickey doing crack cocaine and acid which goes on for two or three minutes before fading out. Unlike the gay cutesy tunes put in though, the song on this cartoon was not a song at all, just sounding like some constipated moron for a minute and a half before cutting to mickey crying his fucking black and white ass off, and cutting to a scene of him mutilating and murdering small kids with an axe.
It wasn't the jolly old gay Mickey we've come to love either, Mickey wasn't dancing, not even smiling, just crying like an asshole. The crying then turned to a fucking evil laugh, but for some reason his head tilted side to side as he kept this evil fucked up look.
Up until a year or two ago, everyone believed that after it cut to black and that they had found salvation, but when Leonard Maltin was reviewing the cartoon to be put in the complete series, he decided it was too much dogshit to be on the DVD, but wanted to have a digital copy due to the fact that it was a creation of Walt (Oh, I am the luckiest moron in the world). When he had a digitized version up on his computer to look at the fucking pr0n, he noticed something.
The cartoon was actually 70 minutes and 11 seconds long. This is what my source emailed to me, in full.
"After it cut to black, it stayed like that until the 17th minute, before going back into Mickey killing kids again. The sound was louder this time. It was a pain in the fucking black and white ass. It was not a language, but more like a gurgled scream. As the noise got more indistinguishable and loud over the next minute, the picture began to get weird (Like I was on fucking acid or something.). A man could be heard saying "HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN!"
On the 7th minute, the murmur turned into a bloodcurdling scream (the kind of scream painful that makes me want to bitch slap your wife.) and the picture was getting more obscure. Colors were happening that shouldn't have been possible at the time (DAMN! THAT ACID IS STRONG!). Mickey's face began to fall apart. his eyes rolled on the bottom of his chin like two black cocks in a fishbowl, and his evil fucked up smile was pointing downward in his ball sac area.
The buildings became rubble floating (WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK!) in midair and the sidewalk was still impossibly navigating in warped directions, a few seeming inconceivable with what we, as humans, know about direction(When they are fucking drunk!). Mr. Maltin got disturbed and left the room, saying he was too fucking horny to to watch this bullshit any longer, and sending an employee to go watch him fuck his wife (Not his own.), and take notes of everything happening up until the last second, and afterward immediately store the disc of the porn into the vault. The fucked up screaming lasted until 17 minutes and a couple seconds in, and then it abruptly cuts to the Mickey Mouse face at the credits of the end of every video (WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK! THAT SHIT SCARED THE LIVING DOGSHIT OUT OF ME!) with what sounded like an evil satanic Japanese music box playing in the background.
This happened for about 70 seconds, and what was in that remaining 100 seconds of an elderly man raping a small boy. I haven't been able to get laid yet. A security guard working under me who was doing cocaine outside of that room, I was told that after the last frame, there was an employee that stumbled out of the room with bloodshot eyes (Well Timmy's 100th wife had an affair again) quickly saying "I fucking hate myself" seven times before speedily taking the guard's pistol and offing himself on the spot.
The thing I could get out of Leonard Maltin was that he did have an affair with his wife, and the last frame of the video was a piece of Japanese text that roughly said "ol sonuf vaoresaji, gohu IAD balata, elanusaha caelazoid:sobrazod-ol Roray i ta nazodapesad, giraa ta maelpereji, das hoel-qo qaa notahoa zodimezod, od comemahe ta nobeloha zoiden; soba tahil ginonupe pereje aladi, das vaurebes obolehe giresam." As far as I know, It translates in Latin "I had sex with old stinky women." No one else has seen it, but there have been dozens of attempts at getting the file on rapidshare by employees inside the studios, all of whom have been promptly terminated of their jobs.
Whether it got online or not is up for debate, but if rumors serve me right, it's online somewhere under "Deathmouse.avi". If you ever find a copy of the film, I want you to never view it (Trust me, you will not be able to masturbate again.), and to contact me by phone immediately! If someone fucking comits suicide because they can not masturbate, I will hide the corpse.:3.
Call me, no seriously call me >:3.
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PS: Do not ask for drugs!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Hyper-realistic