Star Trek: The Lost Episode (audiofic)

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Star Trek : The Lost Episode (The Lost Gay Episode) is an audiofic. It is what audio engineers refer to as a "razortape". It is composed of soundbites from various episodes of Star Trek: The Original Series, edited together to create a "lost episode" in which Captain Kirk and Spock become lovers. Included are soundbites of Scotty seemingly becoming involved in the erotic goings-on.
It was subsequently aired on numerous radio stations in the early 1990s and on The Dr. Demento Show. 
==Similar Fanworks==
* Star Trek Erotic Sound Collage (1972) 
* Spork! An Erotic Love Story (2009)
==Description, History, and Tech Information: 2021==
Eric Worden, one the tapes creators wrote:
==Transcript==
* Opening music of original Star Trek Theme 
* K: "Captain's Log: Specimen gathering mission on planet Alpha 177" (The Enemy Within)
* K: "Mr. Spock is much stronger than the ordinary human being. Aroused, his great physical strength could kill, but it's a risk I'll have to take." (This Side of Paradise)
* Sound effect: door opening 
* K: "Something bothering you, Mr. Spock?" (What Are Little Girls Made Of)
* S: "May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans. I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant." (Day of the Dove)
* K: "Unlike you, we humans are full of unpredictable emotions." (What Are Little Girls Made Of)
* S: "Love, tenderness..." (The Enemy Within)
* K: "Yes, yes..." 
* S: "If I seem insensitive to what you're going through, Captain, understand, it's the way I am." (The Enemy Within)
* (romantic music)
* K: "Don't be afraid, here's my hand, hold on." (The Enemy Within)
* S: "You are beautiful, more beautiful than any dream of beauty I've ever known." (All Our Yesterdays)
* K: "What is your point Mr. Spock?" (The Enemy Within)
* S: "I love you. I can love you." (This Side of Paradise)
* K: "Kiss me." (What Are Little Girls Made Of)
* Music, uh, swells, and the sound of zipper being unzipped (or zipped) is thrown in. 
* K: "Are you out of your mind?" (This Side of Paradise)
* S: "The prospect appeared quite attractive to you a moment ago." (All Our Yesterdays)
* K: "You don't really want to hurt me, do you. Put that thing away." (All Our Yesterdays)
* S: "No, I don't think so." (This Side of Paradise)
* K: "No...I... can't..." (This Side of Paradise)
* S: "...It is painless and quick..." (The Enemy Within)
* K: *scream*
* S: “Entry made by Second Officer Spock..." (The Enemy Within)
* K: *scream*
* K: "It's possible we may have hit the wrong entry point." (What Are Little Girls Made Of)
* S: "Yes, very well, Captain." (What Are Little Girls Made Of)
* K: "Try again." (Miri)
* S: "If it pleases you." (All Our Yesterdays)
* K: "What are you waiting for, hurry!" (All Our Yesterdays)
* S: "If you'll excuse the intrusion, Captain." (The Enemy Within)
* K: *scream*
* K: "Bury the hatchet." (Day of the Dove)
* S: "An appropriate choice of terms, Captain." (Day of the Dove)
* K: *scream*
* (door swishes open)
* Scotty: "Achhh - Keep your Vulcan hands off. Just -- keep away! You green blooded half breed!" (Day of the Dove)
* K: "Scotty...no, wait!" (Day of the Dove)
* Scotty: "Are you all right, Captain?" (The Enemy Within)
* K: "S'alright. Just a little dizzy." (The Enemy Within)
* K: "I have to take him back...inside myself. I can't survive without him. I don't want to take him back. He's like an animal, a thoughtless, brutal animal." (The Enemy Within)
* Scotty: "Let me give you a hand." (The Enemy Within)
* Sound effect: zipper being unzipped again 
* Scotty: "This thing could go anywhere!" (Day of the Dove)
* S: "You've not yet explained the nature of this thing." (This Side of Paradise)
* Scotty: "She's a projectile, at warp nine!" (Day of the Dove)
* K: "Get below - take command..." (Day of the Dove)
* Scotty: "Aye, sir!" (Day of the Dove)
* Scotty: "You're a beauty!" (Day of the Dove)
* Sound effect: door opening 
* K: "I won't fight you anymore. (sigh) I feel so weak. (garbled) I'll be glad when this is over." (The Enemy Within)
* S: "I am substantial." (All Our Yesterdays)
* K: *gasps* 
* S: "You are not imagining this." (All Our Yesterdays)
* Sound effects: sound of scuffle, repeated slaps (A Private Little War)
* S: "Harder!" (A Private Little War)
* K: *s-c-r-e-a-m* Sound effect: heart rate monitor 
* K: *scream* Sound effect: heart rate monitor (faster) 
* K: "What... are we doing to each other?" (Day of the Dove)
* S: "Fascinating. The result of...stress?" (Day of the Dove)
* K: "We've been under stress before." (Day of the Dove)
* S: "This is impossible! I am a Vulcan." (All Our Yesterdays)
* K: "What can you expect from a simpering, devil-eared freak. Whose father was computer, and his mother an encyclopedia?" (This Side of Paradise)
* S: "I'm behaving disgracefully. I have eaten animal flesh and I have enjoyed it." (All Our Yesterdays)
* K: "Believe me, Mr. Spock, it was painful -- in... more ways than one." (The Enemy Within)
* Scotty: "Aye, sir!" 
* K: "Captain's Log: Supplemental. I've seen a part of myself no man should ever see." (The Enemy Within)
* K: "Thank you, Mr. Spock. From both of us." (The Enemy Within)
* Music swells up and it's over!--
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==External Links==
*Star Trek : L’épisode égaré - French translation of this page (traduction français)
==References==
Category:Audio Category:Star Trek TOS Fanworks
Category:1992 Fanworks