Thirty Years' War (video game)

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==Preconditions==
===The Reformation===
**teh r3form3r has joined the game**
**inf@11ibl3 has entered the game**
teh r3form3r: d00d this srvr is ghey. i h8 it.
inf@11ibl3: just chil k dude? ppl like this servr.
teh r3form3r: omg, mayb if u wer less of a FAG then this servr would be bettr!!! rofl.
inf@11ibl3: oh yeah, wtf r u gonna do about it?
**teh r3form3r has issued Ninety Five Theses**
inf@11ibl3: d00d WTF!!! u r hax.
teh r3form3r: wtvr, u suk neways
inf@11ibl3: well u r a heretic now neways bitc.
**inf@11ible has excommunicated teh r3form3r**
teh r3form3r: LOL!!! u think I care?
**CHARLIE 5555 has entered the game**
CHARLIE 5555:DOOD!! WTF HAPPENED HERE??1!
inf@11ibl3: teh r3form3r hxed.
CHARLIE 5555: tht homo.
**CHARLIE 5555 has outlawed teh r3form3r**
teh r3form3r: SHYT SHYT SHYT!!!!!!
**teh r3form3r has left the game**
inf@11ibl3: d00d kil him plz.
CHARLIE 5555: i got othr stuff 2 do. l8r.
**CHARLIE 5555 has left the game**
===The Spread of Reformation===
**teh r3form3r has entered the game**
teh r3form3r: will ne one be on mie side plz?
**schmalls 123 has entered the game**
schmalls 123: ur h@x rok, we like u d00d.
teh r3form3r: omg thx
**schw33tN has entered the game**
**NORs3_pwnz0r has entered the game**
schw33tN: gr8 job man, well join
NORs3_pwnz0r: mee 2
**teh r3form3r has died**
**CHARLIE 5555 has entered the game**
CHARLIE 5555: holy shite u n00bs
**CHARLIE 5555 has struck schmalls 123**
*45 damage to schmalls 123!*
**CHARLIE 5555 has struck schmalls 123**
*73 damage to schmalls 123!*
**CHARLIE 5555 has struck schmalls 123**
*111 damage to schmalls 123!*
CHARLIE 5555: f@g why wont u fukin die?1?1?!!
schmalls 123: i rok 2 hard ROFLMAO!!!
CHARLIE 5555: wtvr, just l33ve me @lone.
**CHARLIE 5555 has issued Peace of Augsburg**
schmalls 123: OMG D00D THX!!!!!
**PALatin8 has entered the game**
PALatin8: hey CHARLIE 5555 us 2 plz.
CHARLIE 5555: no way u calvinist f@gs.
PALatin8: da/\/\nit.
==The Bohemian Period==
**New Game Commencing**
**furdin@nd #2 has entered the game**
**furdin@nd #2 has become King of Bohemia**
furdin@nd #2: holy shite sw33t.
**furdin@nd #2 has Revoked Protestant Rights**
**PALatin8 has entered the game**
PALatin8: d00d dont be ghey.
furdin@nd #2: d00d fu.
**sPAINzor has entered the game**
**I_Luv_BEER has entered the game**
**sPAINzor has gifted furdin@nd #2 with Troops**
**I_Luv_BEER has gifted furdin@nd #2 with Troops**
**furdin@nd #2 has been renamed Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r**
PALatin8: WTF!!!! U R H@XING!!!! IM TELIN ADMIN!!11
Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r: there is no admin fag.
PALatin8: SHITE!!!
**Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r has struck PALatin8**
*307 damage to PALatin8!*
*Critical Hit!*
**PALatin8 has died.**
==The Danish Period==
**NORs3_pwnz0r has entered the game**
NORs3_pwnz0r: PREPAR 2 DIE U F@G!!!
**NORs3_pwnz0r has struck Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r**
*-3 damage to Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r!*
Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r: ROFLMAO!!!
NORs3_pwnz0r: SHYTE!!
**Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r has struck NORs3_pwnz0r**
*455 damage to NORs3_pwnz0r!*
*Critical Hit!*
**NORs3_pwnz0r has died.**
Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r: OMG u protestants r so ghey. give back ur land to inf@11ibl3.
==The Swedish Period==
**Gustavus Adolphus has entered the game**
Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r: wat, more n00bs to pwn!!! omg u noobs r ded.
**Holey ROMAN 3mp3r0r has struck Gustavus Adolphus**
*5 damage to Gustavus Adolphus!*
Gustavus Adolphus: HAHaaa!!!ELEVEN!! wach this f@g.
**Gustavus Adolphus has received support from xFR@NC3x**
==See Also==
*UnNews:30 Years Ago Today: Jimmy Wales Kills Andrew Orlowski's Pet Puppy