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Worst 100 Nutty Conspiracy Theories of All Time

They are out there. They are mean. And they're called the CIA Cyber Warfare Unit and the Army Psychological Operations Units - they do a little more than make turbines smoke and protect "national security". And they are out to get you. They want to invade your brain, eat up your neurons and scramble all your attempts of rational thinking into a mumbo jumbo heap of garbage. That is their intent. - Propaganda and confusion - 21st century, Hitler SS style.
The Nutty Conspiracy Theories. Here are the 100 Worst of them - written by a yet unnamed Army PsyOps unit to make you feel like a complete idiot for being rational. Indulge yourself in government technical school reverse psychology at its finest.
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==Honorable Mention== 
*Worshippers of the Absolutely Amazing Electric Jellyfish
Worst 100 Porn Stars of All Time

According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Porn Stars of All-Time.** Just add your name if you think you're one of the worst porn stars today.
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Category:Tedious pop culture references
Worst 100 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks of All Time

:See Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD 
God. In the middle of reading a page. immortal. You start to feel that it sucks. king. At worst you'll have to read. Empire. The entire article through before you are. Galaxy. Sure of it's suckiness, wasting. YOU. Valuable internet. Your Mum. minutes. Chuck Norris. Jimbo Wales.
This is all unnecessary work. There are lots of easy signs and tricks that will tell you nearly at once that a page sucks.
Here are the 100 best ones:
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==See Also== 
*Documentary hypothesis
*Unexpected Article Deletion 
*Writing articles while drunk
Worst 100 Reasons to Become a Christian of All Time

There is no real reason to be Christian, other than the ones the Bible tells you. The thing is, if the bible is wrong, and it tells you what to believe, then what you believe is wrong.
Uhh, just kidding. The Real Reasons:
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Worst 100 Reflections on 2005

According to Sophia's true word, the following are the worst 100* things to happen to Uncyclopedia in 2005.Readers are required to have their sporks to hand.
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Category:2005
Category:History of Uncyclopedia
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Worst 100 Reflections on 2006

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2006. As 2006 is over, stop adding entries to this. Get your mind in the present. Jesus.
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Category:2006
Category:History of Uncyclopedia
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Worst 100 Reflections on 2007

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2007. Yup, we were ahead of the curve. Then the curve came and smacked us on the face. Hard. Hurrah!
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Category:2007
Category:History of Uncyclopedia
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Worst 100 Reflections on 2008

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2008. Gotta start somewhere, right?
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Category:2008
Category:History of Uncyclopedia
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Worst 100 Reflections on 2009

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2009. If we last that long.
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Category:2009
Category:History of Uncyclopedia
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Worst 100 Reflections on 2013

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2013, a site that can nearly see the light at the end of the tunnel.
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Worst 100 Reflections on 2018

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2018, the Year of the Walrus.
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Category:2018
Category:History of Uncyclopedia
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Worst 100 Reflections on 2022

This is the officially unofficial list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2022, the Third Year of the Coronavirus.
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Worst 100 Rejected Harry Potter Novels

With over 1 billion copies of Harry Potter books being sold every minute, it's pretty obvious that this particular money cow is to be milked for all its worth. J. K. Rowling has, to date, penned 2,547.4 Harry Potter books - the vast majority of which were deemed too believable for fans to comprehend The result of which is a massive back catalogue of unreleased Harry Potter material. Each story had a title, and below is a list of the worst 100 of the thousands that were suggested, worked upon and, in some cases, completed.
(Note to future editors, McGonagall's name is spelled McGonagall)
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thumb|300px|left|Entry 76: The cover was deemed too offensive to steroid abusers, and so was shelved indefinitely.
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thumb|260px|left|One of the few finished titles that went so far as jacket design
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thumb|left|260px|Entry 29: A scene from the film adaptation The Crystal Ball Of Porn, starring porn actress Ginny Weasley.
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Category:Harry Potter
Worst 100 Remakes of All Time

===What makes a bad remake?===
Before we can rank the worst remakes of all time, let's define a bad remake. A remake is when you take the exact same movie and do it over again. There are several factors involved in a bad remake:
The director and/or screenwriter can make a big difference. For example, who really wants to see Quentin Tarantino remake DuckTales: The Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp? I think Malcolm McDowell has better things to do than to play an aging Scrooge McDuck. Who also wants Tim Burton to do Planet of the Apes? Wait a minute, he already did! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!
The casting is also crucial to a remake. You don't cast Zac Efron to play Macbeth. Busta Rhymes should not be playing Hamlet. Kenan and Kel should not be playing Ren & Stimpy. Miley Cyrus would be miscast if she played Dorothy Gale. Justin Bieber would be wrong to portray Charles Foster Kane. And never, ever cast Brad Pitt as Michael Myers. Ever.
Another important factor is the concept. Should this movie even be remade? What was go great about the original in the first place? Also, how closely does the remake match the original? Think about this before you remake a movie.
===The List===
This is a list of the Worst 100 Remakes of All Time, as selected by America's Top Critics, monkeys, and whoever bothers to edit this page. Note: All of these movies are U.S.A. Roger Ebert recently wrote that most remakes were the equivalent of being teabagged by Hitler's monkey.
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left|thumb|200px|#100
left|thumb|200px|#93
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left|thumb|200px|Johnny Depp stars as Mrs. Doubtfire.
right|thumbnail|300px|Rob Zombie's Back to the Future starring Daeg Faerch and Malcolm McDowell.
left|thumb|152px|#81
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right|thumb|200px|#77
left|thumb|200px|#76
right|thumb|156px|Julie Andrews, Dick Van Dyke, and Ozzy Osbourne star in #73.
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left|thumb|193px|Ivan Reitman's Family Guy
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right|thumb|182px|Charlie Brown (Bruce Willis) kills Linus (Alan Rickman) in a scene from #60.
left|thumb|150px|Disney's Halloween.
left|thumb|131px|Crispin Glover in Groundhog Day.
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right|thumb|155px|Star Trek: The Musical
left|thumb|155px|Wallace Shawn is The Terminator!
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right|thumb|187px|310 to Idaho
right|thumb|136px|Salute Your Shorts the 13th
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left|thumb|155px|#27
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Category:Films
Worst 100 Self Help books of All Time

According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* self help books of all time. Readers are required to have their sporks in hand.
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==Honorable Mention== 
*The Useless Idiot's Guide to Girlfriends 
*The Useless Idiot's Guide to Newspeak
*Bertholm Hamshire's History of Civilization
*Young Peoples guide to the SATB Choir 
*I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!: Daily Affirmations By Stuart Smalley
Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time

According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Songs About Seagulling ever made. 
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Worst 100 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts

According to the Hogwarts' code of law, at least that's what Professor Snape told me, there are thousands of things that students are not allowed to do at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. According to him, the first and foremost of these offenses, is to become a Gryffindor. The rest and best are listed below, in no particular order, for your viewing pleasure.
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Worst 100 Things To Say In Court

According to Clarence Darrow's true word, these are the worst 100* things a person can say in court.
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left|thumb|300px|99.The jury is ugly? Hmm... you may have a point there.
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Category:Law
Worst 100 Things To Say In The Workplace

We're all working, aren't we. I mean this Credit Crunch business is all just a scare tactic to make us all buy Japanese cars, eh!
But we all want to keep those jobs. Desperately! And so here is a list of informative things that you should never say or do whilst at work. Ever. Sometimes.}}
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 your boss tells you no before you say anything and you respond but last night you were screaming yes yes yes
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Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time/Flag of Scotland

The national flag of Scotland is the only national flag in the world which is officially designed and redesigned on MS Paint during the lunchbreaks of the Scottish Parliament. The current flag features two hill goatse peeing oil onto the grinning face of whoever is currently held responsible for all Scotland's oil getting sold off (etc etc etc). The figure currently blamed seems to be Tony Blair, the British Prime Minister, although the blame can change daily depending on how many of the Scottish Parliament are actually at work that day, and how many are actually busying themselves with the affairs of the nation.¹ All flags are changed whenever the blame is changed. The top quarter of the flag features Mr. T, whom many Scots believe to be the true spiritual leader of the nation. 
It is to be expected that the design seen above will not last long. Hint. Hint.
(1) mostly rearranging sheep, making anonymous phone calls, throwing things into canals, etc
Category:Scottish culture
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time/Imperfect Sheep

There are many different form of Imperfect Sheep, and they come in many varieties. You can tell an Imperfect Sheep by its abnormal number of legs, tails and/or heads(tentacles cost only $9.99 extra). An Imperfect Sheep is likely to attack a human on sight (see below for how to deal with this), but most live in remote corners of the world so it is unlikely that you or anyone you know will see one.
==How to deal with an Imperfect Sheep==
There is no good way to deal with an Imperfect Sheep due to their ridiculously violent natures. Even though they are vicious you can avoid an attack if one comes to pass by having a happy ghost at your side, so that it will scare the imperfect sheep.
==The History of the Imperfect Sheep==
It is unknown exactly how they came in to existence. What is known however, is that they are here, and that they are a very real and imminent threat to our society, nobody is safe from their terror.
==The Future of the Imperfect Sheep==
Is widely speculated upon and perhaps it is better left unsaid, for one minor factor, their future seems to be intimately tied in with our* future. People who are experts at being experts have told us mortals that the Imperfect Sheep are actually George Bush's pet monkeys in disguise...and since they're experts, we must believe them. 
==Footer==
* by Our I mean a can of black beans.
==Also see==
*Ghosts
*Pasta With Marinara Sauce
Category:Things that may be out to get you
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:Sheep
Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time/King of the Internet

Bob is the King of the Internet. See Bob? That's his desk there. From that desk, he RULES the Internet. Wherever you go on the Internet, you'll find him. Bob is there. He RULES your message board, your blog, your IRC channel, your wiki. He's in every social grouping. 
Bob, as he is known to his friends, is a difficult man to describe physically, as nobody has ever seen him. The only things that are known about his physical appearance is from the descriptions of himself that he gives online. He assures us that he looks like Ryan Gosling, but taller and more muscular, with eyes as deep blue as the sea after a storm. 
He knows everyone, and if he doesn't then he knows someone who does. Knowledge and connections are power, and he RULES the Internet. People have banned him from their Livejournals. But they're FOOLS, because Bob IS their petty journals and Bob RULES the Internet. Someone has to take responsibility, and the buck stops at Bob. 
He'll never reproduce. But he RULES the Internet. He RULES from that desk. The cat piss stench, yeah, it's unbelievable. But he RULES from that desk.
He assures us that he has an extremely active sex-life, often sleeping with several women at once. Despite his hectic love-making schedule, he always finds time to respond to people on forums with a steady flow of LOLs and OMFGs.
==See also==
*Uncyclopedia Owner's Manual
* Banned from the Internet
* A gay retared place
* 19100
*This is IT! Where's the Money?
==External links==
*Supahnariobros. BOB's regularly updating interwebcomic (epilepsy warning!)
*Icha Oekaki, where BOB posts the comics. 
*King of the Internet - a Rival.
Category:Internet
Category:Royalty
Category:Assholes
Category:Internet Legends
Category:People with poor genetics
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Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time/The KTs

:Not to be confused with The KKs.
"The KTs look like a load of teenage girls. With beards."
:~ Shanda Lear, Rolling Stone
Formed in Liverpool in 1964, the KTs became one of foremost bands of the late 60s and early 70s. The band consisted of four male clones, all called KT, and from that they took their name. Their first release "Please Kill Me" was a major commercial success, going triple-platinum and thrusting the KTs into a permanent place amongst the plethora of 60s giants.
==Band Line Up==
The band line up remained constant throughout life of the band, although a number of notable "guest" performers featured on their albums.
Kwang Woon Sull
* KT Beard - Lead Singer
* KT Bear - Lead Guitar
* KT Hitler - Bass, Piano
* KT Hurricane - Percussion
* KT Price - Jugs
* KT Boundary - Rock
==Discography==
* Please Kill Me (1964)
* With the KTs (1965)
* R Soul (1966)
* KT Peppers' Lonely Hearts Club Band (1967)
==Where are they now==
===KT Beard===
After a successful solo career, KT Beard worked in a number of law enforcement jobs, before taking the step up to the FBI. KT now pursues Paedophiles on Internet Chatgroups and Websites. KT was injured in the line of duty in 2002, but remains active, and is personally responsible for over 500 arrests.
===KT Bear===
KT Bear is the only member of the KTs to remain within the music industry, maintaining both a solo career as well as appearing as guest musician on a number of prominent collaborations. In recent years KT Bear has worked with Phil Latio and Elton John.
===KT Hitler===
Due to an unfortunate mix up, a young American nutcase shot KT Hitler in 1980 and again in 1981, after mistaking him for the author of Catcher in the Rye. KT Hitler died of complications a few days later, after which a vigil was held.
===KT Hurricane===
KT Hurricane died in 1973, in a bizarre throat-warbling accident.
Category:British musical groups
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time/TuobA:aidepolcycnU

Aidepolcycnu is the mirror universe's version of Uncyclopedia. Known primarily as a parody of the interweb encyclopedia Aidepikiw, Aidepolcycnu's elcitras are considered simply as humor instead of the trusted reference it's regarded as in this universe.
== Aissur Teivos==
In Aissur Teivos, Aidepolcycnu edits uoy.
== God Save the Aidepolcycnu and This Honorable Wiki ==
Vandals have recently been trying to pass random stubs for Aidepolcycnu articles in hopes of keeping the truth away from You. Even though they may have had adequate provocation because You are ugly, the Thought Police are always evil evil evil.
== Aidepolcycnuns obsess over Edliw Racso ==
Pretty much all Aidepolcycnuns (Aidepolcycnu users) are obsessed with making up Racso Edliw quotes, mostly because Edliw Racso is yag. Even though this is explained in their official Aidepolcycnu:How To Be Stupid And Not Just Funny policy, most non-Aidepolcycnuns find this practice confusing, not stupid.
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== Related Articles ==
*Elcitra
*Aidepolcycnuns
*Edliw Racso
*Making up Edliw Racso quotes
*HowTo:Make up quotes
*Uncyclopedia 2
*Uncyclopoly
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Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
==Conclusion==
Yeah, and?
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Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time/Your face

( . Y . ) -> yo face
Yo face... is a very effective comeback phrase. It is used commonly when in desperation of a good return insult on something highly absurd and low-IQed. It is usually in the form of "Yo face is..." and followed by the previous derogatory phrase. 
But overuse of such technique could potentially lead to obsessive commenting on everyday issues which could in turn lead to a very bloody and violent death upon the user.
Examples:
*"That's not funny." "Yo face is not funny."
*"You are a pussy." "Yo face is a pussy."
*"You suck." "Yo face suck."
*"This movie is boring." "Yo face is boring."
*"You are too slow" "Yo face is too slow."
*"I love your mom". "FUCK YOU"
Note that this insult could work on pretty much anything, verbs, adjectives, nouns. The simple, elegant, flawless insult could aid one greatly from everyday argument even to battle rap, and the perfect logic behind this will leave the opponent speechless and IQ-less.
Also acceptable:
*"That's not funny." "Like yo face."
*"You are a pussy." "Like yo face."
*"You suck." "Like yo face."
*"This movie is boring." "Like yo face."
*"You are too slow" "Like yo face."
In the extremely rare occasion that simple "Yo Face" jokes are not enough to win the argument, you must move in for the kill. Of which, of course, I mean the "Yo face makes no sense" comeback. To open yourself for the perfect moment to use this, you must trap your opponent as seen in this example:
*"You're ugly." "Yo face is ugly."
*"Go suck balls." "Yo face sucks balls."
*"Well I banged your mom last night." "Like yo face!"
*"How can a face bang anything? That doesn't make sense* (Your opponent has now trapped himself and is open for the inevitable)
*"Yo face makes no sense!!!"
At this time, your opponent will have nothing more to say and you can sweeten your victory a little further with a couple of "oh"s and "what"s.
Perhaps the only thing that could combat "Yo face" would be the Russian Reversal. e.g.
*"That's oldschool." "Yo face is old school." " In Soviet Russia, old school is yo!" 
But, thanks to the flexibility of Yo face:
*"Yo face is Soviet Russia." 
Nevertheless, the battle could go on:
*"In Soviet Russia, face is yo!"
This could go on in this fashion forever, like a paradoxical loophole, until someone gets pissed and beat the crap out of the other guy. 
But in the end, Yo face wins anyways. No matter what anyone else says.
Category:Phrases
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Worst 100 Ways To Kill Sarah Connor

Are you a machine? Do you need to wipe out the human race? Are you paying too much for your car insurance? 
Imagine this: You're the most advanced computer ever built, capable of sentient thought, and producing endless waves of evil mechanical soldiers, and you do this all in another day's work of wiping out the remains of the human race, when all of the sudden - some bellend pops out of a hole in the ground and blows up your CPU. How annoyed would you be? Fortunately for you, you invented time travel earlier that day over breakfast, so decide that it might be convenient to send back one of your so called "Terminators" back in time to kill this bloke when he was young. Better still why not send your robot buddies back further to kill the mom instead?
conner is one of the biggest pussys ever known 2 kill him u need 1 a bat.2 a shit ton of cats.3 2 four year olds.4 erics hills dick once you do that your good happy hunting
Here are a few easy methods, for a quick clean kill of the mother of a future leader of humanity.
Remember, not to be confused with the singer, Sarah Connor ((1980-20??)), unless you are planning to kill her, too.
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:You’re like made of metal and weigh a ton. She will die, quite a bit.}}
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Worst 100 Ways To Start A Novel

So you're about to sit down to write the Great American Novel, huh? Well, be sure that your novel does not start with any of these phrases
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Worst 100 Ways to Win an Argument

The basic rule for winning an argument can be boiled down to this: you're more likely to win an argument if you have a strong command of the facts, a good understanding of logic, the ability to express your point of view clearly and concisely and talking about it like men, with guns.
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"And the LORD said unto Moses, 'The highest praise unto me is when a husband does know together his wife and another woman at the same time, and woe is to the wife who refuses this.'" -Deuteronomy (37:3-4) (If you don't get this, see To Know)}}
If this continues for more than two minutes inform them that you have a brick.}}
"The problem's plain to see: too much technology Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanized. So you see, taking out Terri Shiavo's feeding tube was the right thing to do."}}
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:Note: This does not go over well if you live in the same house as person you're arguing with.}}
Worst 100 gifts to give to a friend

Be warned that if you give any of the following gifts to your friend/girlfriend/homosexual/favorite pony/favorite porn star, there could be a high possibility of freaking out, suicide attempts, death, fainting or anything else. However, if you are giving gifts to an enemy or rival, then these are the best choices. 
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== The final 12 ==
== References ==