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Mauve

Mauve is a colour. Sort of a greyish violet, or maybe a reddish purple. How about a pale brown! Auntie Marge would just love that! However, it takes up a lot of RAM, or so as believed by the flat-earthers.
== About ==
This page was only made and deleted twice in all of Uncyclopedian history. But this section is not about the article itself. I'm looking at you, Tan. Mauve is the colour that wants to be like Tan, but can't seem to do that well. Maybe people don't want to waste a lot of their RAM on a simple colour.
== History ==
=== Invention ===
Mauve's history begins on Black Thursday, 1929. Certain people with big plans wanted to make a colour to represent the big panic of Wall Street. They decided to take the hex code of a building in despair. They thought of a name for the colour.
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And so it was decided. The colour name is Mauve.
=== Mauve at the turn of the century ===
Mauve was uncontroversial until there needed to be a colour for the turn of the century. A lot of people sided for Mauve. However, the challenger to Mauve was Cerulean. The results were 48% Mauve, 50% Cerulean. The other 2% were other unpopular colours like Brown and Violet. Overall, the ethnic background of Mauve was debated a lot during the early 2000's with little result other than it is not descended from Blue, much to Blue descendants' chagrin. However, by the time Uncyclopedia was created, the debate had already passed it's highest tensions. So, no one was focusing on Mauve as much anymore. Even Cerulean was starting to lose popularity!
=== Mauve today ===
Mauve today is a very underrated colour. The basic mind doesn't know Mauve at all. Luckily for colour enthusiasts, every colour is known to them! What's the moral of this story? There is none. Now, go away!
== See also ==
Fred's pizza journal
Max

Max is a common name, and can refer to:
*Mad Max
*Max Planck
*Max Power
*Max Von Sydow
*Max (Pokemon)
*Max Headroom
It can also refer to:
*Max Payne Teaches Typing
*Drano Max
*MAX 300
Readers who enjoy living also enjoy these items:
* Maximum Donut Capacity
* Maxim Magazine's Crazy Naked After-Photoshoot Parties
Max Ostrovski's Guide to Losing Journalistic Credibility

So you want to lose your credibility, huh? I have no idea why you'd want to, but you obviously do if you're here, so don't stop reading until you reach the end. If you don't, your IP addess will be recorded and you will become a candidate for speedy decapitation.
==So How Do I Get Started?==
First, you might just want to start off slow. Write an article on something that didn't happen. Misquote a celebrity. Whatever. Don't just dive into it or you might find a brick or pipebomb flying through your window and onto your living room floor. This is especially embarrassing if you have guests over.
After your little "goof", start climbing your way down the credibility ladder. As your reputation grows as a journalistic hack, go right ahead and employ the following tactics to secure your status as a source of up-to-the-microsecond misinformation.
==Methods==
===Step 1: Get good at Photoshop===
Nobody is going to trust you if there's a shortcut to Adobe Photoshop CS2 on your desktop, and they'll trust you even less if you actually use it. A good place to start is to make funny and skillfully manipulated images and post them on a suitable source of parody, say, Encyclopedia Dramatica. People will see your .JPGs depicting a fake GI Jew movie poster and possibly laugh, but they'll get suspicious when they see a column of Mechs held up by a tiny Chinese man with his hand up on the evening news.
===Step 2: Cite Statistics===
By "statistics", of course, I mean "numbers". Of course, you need a suitable place from which to pull out these numbers; I recommend your ass. For example:
Roughly 250 people in Florida die from alligators every 10 years.
Is completely incorrect. However:
You're five times more likely to die from alligators in Florida than from car accidents!
Is completely correct. How could it be correct? Simple - because you said it, and you have your own TV show.
===Step 3: Hype, Hype, HYPE!===
This is very, very, fucking important. If you don't listen to me about this, you will die. No question. Example:
The new Super-SARS disease is rapidly spreading through Asia, with a %100 fatality rate at death. So far, the equivalent of one Boeing 787 has been infected with it.
See how effective that is? Be sure to include something about airplanes. After 9/11 and Snakes on a Plane, everyone has a morbid fear of those aluminum coffins. Use words like "rapid", "chilling", "scourge", "terrifying", and "morbid" in your reports - nothing grabs the eye better. Using too many terror-inspiring adjectives may actually advance your journalistic career, so don't go overkill in this respect. It could seriously hurt your lack of credibility.
==You're Done!==
...Reading this article! The real work is ahead of you, and you can now follow in the footsteps of the greats, like Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, and Tucker Carlson. Have fun, and get your own damn show already!
Category:Literature
Max Stirner

Max Stirner was a very bad man. He is was one of the founders of Anarchism and a founder of punk rock. His philosophy was one of Nihilism combined with Satanism. He is famous for urging chaos, disorder, lots of Sex,and drug use.
==Early years==
As soon as Max was born, the local priest claimed the child to be the Antichrist. He was the kind of kid who stepped on bugs for fun. At sun day services he randomly yelled out "This is motherfucking BORING!". This behavior alienated him and he realized he needed a new hobby. When he got into college he found this hobby in philosophy and drugs.
==Student of Hegel==
In college Max was taught by Georg Hegel. Hegel's Pong based philosophy influenced the young man deeply. When not in the class room, he learned things that he thought more important. Mainly how to party. He learned kitten huffing from the master himself:This Guy, he learned the art of Sex from both Paris Hilton and Oscar Wilde (sometimes at the same time), and he perfected his studies in evil when he met Emperor Palpatine. While he never was a sith officially, Stirner was a big influence to Palpatine(kill the younglings). He also bonded with other students of Hegel including Karl Marx. Eventually they had changes in thought and Marx went in one direction (Communism) and Stirner in another (Anarchism). They remained friends until Stirner called Marx a pussy.
==Fuck Hegel==
Max's new Nihilist philosophy made him write the only book anyone really cares about by him called The Ego and It's Own. In this book Stirner said "Do what ever you want. He also modified Hegel's ideas. "Pong is Chaotic, if you go into the system you can reprogram with it. Break the rules.
==Death==
Stirner died of drug overdose. Stirner died a virgin. Nobody came to his funeral.
==See Also==
*Chaos
*evil
*Nihilism
*Anarchy
*Satanism
Category:German people
Category:Philosophers
Maxsechts

Maxsechts, named after a small village in Greece, is a term used to define the limits of sexuality, frequently by units of measurement. For literally thousands years, humans have engaged in sex. Some theorize that the activity may stretch all the way back to the dawn of time, some 4000 years ago. The first evidence of sexual practices was discovered in the ruins of ancient Greece. Depictions on clay pots suggest that early sex was radically different from modern incarnations. 
==Historical Evidence==
Deciphering what is being referred to as the Maxsechts pottery (so named for the ancient city of Maxsechts in which they were first discovered), is a multi-million dollar endeavourer funded both by The Unified World Church Organization and the United Nations. The research is conducted by world renowned archaeologists, linguists, philosophers and theologians. Much of the archeological findings have been kept a secret due to their controversial nature. However, in a plight to combat, "The moral deterioration of society," The Unified World Church Organization has released many inscriptions found on the Maxsechts pottery in hopes that open debate over our ancestors' hedonism will inspire, "The youth of today to choose a more righteous path."
===Anal-Straggly Beard insertion===
Below is one of the earliest examples of Maxsechts pottery, describing anal-beard intercourse. 
===Anal-Jayhawk insertion===
Note the prehistoric depiction of the Jayhawk. The bird's current form is said not to be as a result of evolution, but rather mutation induced by the pestilence of its diet; locusts sent by God to destroy man. This Maxsechts pottery remant is one of the few surviving depictions of the bird in its original form. 
===Anal-Shakeweight insertion===
Anal-Shakeweight insertion is highly controversial. As of present day, there has never been a recorded case of someone surviving any anal insertion beyond the max anal insertion point. Heretics practicing Kamma Sutra claim it is possible to surpass the max insertion point with deep meditation. Exact details regarding surpassing the point remain shrouded in mystery.
==See Also==
* Shot your fuck up
Category:Sexuality
Maxwell's demon

In religion, Maxwell's demon is the malignant deity of physicists, the believers in Physics. It was supposedly conceived by Isaac Newton, stolen by Albert Einstein, modified by Charles Darwin, possibly adopted by Werner Heisenberg, further complicated by Stephen Hawking, and named after the Maxwell equations. According to these physicists, it is a thought experiment and therefore does not really exist, which begs the question of whether physicists actually believe in this deity, whether the deity has a splinter of a chance of being real, and whether or not I should actually write an entire article about it.
==Origin and history of the deity==
While Isaac Newton lay rested under an apple tree, minding his own business while calmly perusing a sci-fi romance novel, a watermelon fell on his head and he abruptly cursed unto the heavens. Being an atheist at the time, however, he had no God to curse to and thus created his own Devil, Maxwell's demon, the ruler of all things evil and paradoxical.
==The original attributes==
Anyone who worships Maxwell's demon must acknowledge the fact that it exists and is not an experiment, ergo they are considered a nonbeliever. However, anyone who does not believe in Maxwell's demon must truly grasp the underlying philosophy of it and thus is declared a worshiper.
==The evolution of the demon==
In a desperate attempt to make the deity relevant to science, Charles Darwin evolved the concept into a gedankenexperiment involving a microscopic Maxwell's demon standing atop a tesseract whose inside is partitioned with a 3-manifold and observing the random momenta and positions of particles in the tesseract in order to flip open a wall controlled by the radioactive decay of a plutonium atom in order to separate the particles in the two 4-spaces of the tesseract by energy and upon opening the box, is the cat alive or dead? Scientists subsequently thought this interpretation was complicated enough to be considered a possible Theory of Everything and adopted it.
==Death==
Maxwell's demon died on February 30, 1911 while doing a stage performance at the Sydney Opera House. According to his wife, his last words were, "this sentence is false." Maxwell's demon is buried in the Westminster Abbey alongside his creator.
Category:Philosophy
Category:Physics
Category:Religion
Category:Demons
eo:Daemon Maxwellianus
Maxwell equations

Maxwell's Equations were developed by a well respected British biologist named James Clerk Maxwell. The celebrated equations make up the backbone of modern electricity and magnetism and thus, describe the behavior of manatees in large numbers. 
== History ==
With frequent trips to the watering hole Maxwell showed that when in the presence of a magnet a manatee would do his bidding. If the magnet was too strong it would actually attract the manatee to him at which point he would shock it with some electricity. It should be noted that electricity and magnetism have nothing in common. Through heavy experimentation Maxwell was able to derive all four equations with the help of his friend, who possessed the retarded name of Friday. Friday electrocuted many manatees in his experimentation. The equations were published by Houghton Mifflin in a book called Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Manateea in 1687. Although it was only four lines, this book is said to be the greatest single work in the history of science. With the control of the manatees, England was able to fend off Germany almost 300 years later in World War II.
== Equations == 
The modern set of Maxwell's equations is shown below:
Manatee's Law
\bigtriangledown\bullet M = \frac{d}{t} 
Manatee's Law for Magnetism
\bigtriangledown\bullet B = mc^2
Friday's Law of Electrocution
\bigtriangledown\times V = G\frac{mM}{r^2}
Sea Cow Crucial Law
\bigtriangledown\times U = -kx
The first of these equations effectively describes the speed of a manatee in open water and took the longest to derive. Maxwell commented on why the development of this equation took so long.
Maxwell determined the numerator while Friday came up with the denominator.
Where:
:d is the distance the manatee travels
:t is the time it took for the manatee to get that far
The second equation describes the ass kicking ability of a school of manatees depending on the strength of the magnet it is exposed to. Notice how the equation does not depend on the strength of the magnet at all. 
Where: 
:m is the mass of the earth
:c is the speed of light in a vacuum
The remaining equations have been determined to be completely useless.
== Modern Day Applications ==
Despite the equations having multiple important applications in history they are useless today. In the years since World War II the manatees evolved (a theory also developed by Maxwell) to withstand the power of the magnets and the electricity. Since this evolution the manatees have claimed responsibility for several terrorist bombings around the world.
 
Scientists are currently working on several methods to regain control over the manatees, with little progress. This may be due to the stupidity of the scientists.
Category:Mathematics
Mayan Calendar

Dr. Marshall Wilken Holly, on a routine expedition, met the greatest earthquake ever known. High on the rapids, it struck his tiny house, and plunged him down a thousand feet below, where he found a strange circular artifact that has come to be known as Robert's Calendar. (invented by the magical mistress-MAYA DA SILVA)
Measuring ten yards across and weighing over eighteen tons, this "calendar" is made of volcanic glass and appears to be a single gear of larger mechanism whose purpose remains unknown. The phallic motifs suggest that it may have been an early method of birth control for a giant race that has vanished from the face of the Earth. Others think it is some form of ancient, Internet porn. Trust me, it is.
== Deciphering the Mayan calendar ==
The Mayan calendar bears many strange pictographs, also known as "glyphs" or "glorps," the meaning of which has been lost in time for weeks on end. It was last seen cruising the streets of Pasadena responding to the name, El Gordo.
The calendar itself is well-preserved, and is kept in a lukewarm salt bath at the home of Wink Martendale, talk show host and noted astrologist.
While the exact meaning of the calendar remains shrouded in shrouds, scientists believe that it comes to a sudden end on the tenth anniversay of the Mayan "baktun" cycle because some great transformative event is like to change the nature of reality. Others believe that the calendar is simply a device to measure the time left before the next version of the Windows operating system, Mac OS X Ocelot, will hit CompUSA shelves (since 2012 seems about right).
It is quite trendy to believe that the end of the calander is a Mayan prediction of the end of life as we know it. Of course, if the Mayans were still around, they would have published a new calander by now, and if they could predict the future, they probably would have marked their civilizations fall on the calendar.
== Look out honey, cuz I'm using my finger! ==
In 2001, Stanley Kubrick developed a program to run on a cluster of supercomputers to decode the Mayan glyphs. The results are expected on 25th December 2012. Since the Mayan calendar ends on 23rd December 2012, some have questioned the wisdom of this timescale, but Kubrick can't hear them, because he had his fourth and only ear left eaten by a grue.
Ironically, grue is a medical term meaning 'one-eared person', replacing 'aurocyclops' from 1995.
== See also==
* Terence McKenna
Category:Inventions
Category:Time
Category:2012
Mazda Miata

The Mazda Miata (a.k.a. Eunos Roadster, Mazda Roadster, Mazda MX-5, Girl car, Cute, that one car with pop up headlights) is a roadster that is and got produced in Mazda since 1990 over four-and-a-half generations. It is widely known by car communities (more specifically Japanese car enthusiasts and Drifting fans). It is very small and light, and although it lacks some power it's so agile it could probably navigate a duck vagina.
You may have heard "The answer is always Miata." This euphemism means that whatever type of vehicle you want to build, whether that be race car, drifter, daily driver, off-road vehicle, drag racer, tank, or drag queen, the best starting vehicle is a (likely first-generation) Miata (provided you can stand fixing all the rust).
==History==
The original concept for the 1990 Miata (codenamed "NA") came from automotive designer who drew it on a napkin. He wanted a 60s-style roadster that was cheap (unlike the Fiat Spyder, the only other roadster of the time) and reliable.
Matano's design won out against the other Mazda design, which was supposed to be similar to the Toyota MR2. 
He also wanted it to be driven exclusively by women and gay guys, but nowadays only Gigachads drive it.
The Miata has approximately 2,300 limited/special editions over its history, and counting. Most of which are just sponsored liveries.
==Mechanical stuff==
The original Miata had a 1.6 litre displacement naturally-aspirated (asthmatic) engine and then it was upgraded to 1.8 litres (or liters ya fockin' yankee). The 1.6 produced the same power as 113 horses, which is funny considering how slow it is in a straight line. It produced max horsepower at 6500 RPM. It's fueled by petrol (or gasoline if you have to send your kids to school with bulletproof vests).
The engine is extremely lame, but it is really well suited to upgraded power, if you want to stick a in it.
It has always been a charming (and cute) combo: front engine, rear wheel drive. Popular with car enthusiasts then and now, the original NA Miata is the best-selling sports car of all time. Like wow, Mazda hit the jackpot.
Pop up headlights OMG so cute miote! r/carscirclejerk 9 kradwillion upvotes
==See also==
* Mazda
* Ford Asploder
Category:Cars
Category:Vehicles
Category:Automobiles
McCartneyism

McCartneyism is the practice of taking mind-altering drugs to open ones mind to divine inspiration, and make the world around you a better, happier place.
Many famous artists have looked to McCartneyism for inspirations in their work. Such famous examples include: Oscar Wilde, Your Mom, Cookie Monster, Keith Richards, Adolf Hitler, Leonard Bernstein, and The Beatles. The Beatles were so crucial to the development and spread of McCartneyism that the practice was named after one of their members, Paul McCartney.
==Uses==
The most popular and common use of McCartneyism is to make things seem better. For example, in a time of crisis, followers of McCartneyism will just light a smoke and drift into another dimension. Though the problem never gets fixed this way, it will always seem to be fixed as long as you stay stoned.
The other use, as mentioned above is inspiration. This will usually happen when an artist has a severe case of writers block, and thus sells his house for a couple pounds of coke with which he hopes for inspiration. Then, after going to Mars and back, the artist will document his travels through the use of music, plays, paintings, or literature.
==Supporters==
Supporters of McCartneyism will often adorn themselves with tie-dye shirts and colorful shades. They are easy to spot due to their slow, slurred speech, a common side-effect of being a follower. If not found with a joint in their hand, they can often be seen holding signs protesting problems that don't exist.
==McCartneyism in Animals==
Every freakin pot-smoking hippie is an animal supporter. So why restrict the rights of drug abuse to humans? Animals have the right, in fact they have every right. Its a well-known fact animals behave better when stoned. If you give a dog some acid, it will never bite you again. Do you think its a coincidence Scooby-dooby-doos name has the word doobie right in the middle of it?
Stone the Whales, Elephants for Ecstacy, and Give Pot to the Pandas are a few examples of animal-drug rights support groups. Every year they hold a fund-raising Hippie Jam Fest, and when its over they waste those funds (all two dollars of it) on pot, which they then proceed to throw into the ocean for all the little fishies to enjoy.
Category:Politics of the United States
Category:Isms
Category:Economics
Category:Drugs