Canadaball/Relationships

==Buds/Mes Amis==
* Barbadosball - Many of your people in my clay! Also, I invest very heavily in your stocks. I love your beaches as well.
* Cubaball - A friend who Trudeau visit during its vacation. But America doesn't like it and is gonna destroy it with the McDonald's so I'll be sad :C. But since about Joe Biden can into president, I saw you improving my sibling so it might be OK.
* I will always be there for ya... - GIMME YOUR HANS ISLAND NOW! Actually, I have a better idea! Let's split the island! It's better!
* Israelcube - Home to many Israeli's in my nation. I voted in favour for the Arab-Isreali Parition despite my parent wanting me to abstain, You're always welcome to be my friend. But attacking Palestineball isn't very nice. There are pro-Palestine and pro-Israel protests happening in my clay. Please stop. :(
* Kosovoball - I recognize you, but I'm sorry that Serbia is attacking you.
* Serbiaball - A great influencer and a friend. We both established embassies and I gave it a Consultate-General. Also there were many Serbs living in my clay which I also appreciate! I'm sorry for the tragedies committed back in 1999, I was forced by America and and I also recognize Kosovoball. However outside from the politics, it really like us. 
* Czechiaball - I LOVE YOUR NATION! YOU HAVE THE BEST PEOPLE ON EARTH! :)
* Finlandball - I can't believe you did it. Congratulations on winning the IIHF 2019 and World Juniors. Three times champion.
* Polandball - HAPPY 100th ANNIVERSARY POL POL TO YOU! MY 2ND BEST SLAVIC FRIEND EVER!
* Indiaball - THANK YOU FOR BEING GOOD FRIENDS WITH ME MY GOOD INDIAN FRIEND. I AM SO SORRY THAT JAGMEET SINGH HATES MODI :( because of disagreements over the Sikh peoples right. I dont care how the news politicizes you. I need you to be with me together. Alot of Indians live in Toronto, Mississauga, Surrey, and Delta. Also, it can into hug! Anyone who likes hugs is my friend. But now... you kind of screwed up to be honest. I am sorry about Trudeau and the NDP but.... Conducting assassinations and extortion schemes against Sikhs in my area without permission is kind of messed up.
** Sorry sir but we had to get rid of Khalistani terrorists. Hardeep Singh Nijar is a terrorist who was responsible for the group that did the Air Fligt Bombings. And regarding those extortion schemes. We have nothing to do with it but the Indian gangs that run the streets. WE have trouble with IRS scams and extortion schemes ourselves.
** Ok then. I understand lets do police cooperation together. We are suppose to counter China. By the way, congratulations on Modi reelection.
* Pakistanball - You stopped funding Taliban, recognized Crimea as Ukrainian and a bunch of other stuff? THANKS!
* USAball - My dumb and annoying best friend/sibling. Even though it is cooler than me by a whole lot, it is really annoying sometimes and being its neighbour really sucks. We all fought in the same wars though, we're part of the same alliance, and we, along with Mexico, always seem to get along in one way or another. What on Earth ARE YOU CRAZY?! ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY CAPITAL HILL?! AND TELL YOUR PRESIDENT STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME THE 51st STATE!
* Mexicoball - My best friend. Unlike my sibling, I'm actually tolerant on your people coming to live in my clay. I'm very large and I don't even have a population larger than Californiaball, so your people are always welcome in my clay if my sibling doesn't let you in.
* Denmarkball - You featured one of my cities on Subway Surfers since 2014. 
* Franceball - One of my parents. This morning in Paris, 100 years after the WWI Armistice, leaders from around the world came together to remember the fallen, and pay tribute to their sacrifice. Today, we commit to preserving their legacy of peace and freedom. :) 
* Saint Pierre and Miquelonball - Franceball's tiny child right off my coast. You're so cute!!! But is your other parent really a 6ball? 
* UKball - Best Parent Ever! Someone from my clay was in its old show Fawlty Towers, and we did the Mr. Hell Show together! Also, I heard that Queen Elizabeth II had passed away. Rest in peace to her, and God save King Charles III!
* Japanball - I'm glad to have business with you. Please keep giving me anime to translate into English, eh! RIP ABE! Oh and Adagio Dazzle from MLP Equestria Girls is of Japanese descent!I love your anime btw :3
* New Zealandball - We're both famous for being polite and liberal... and we both regularly get mistaken for foreigners, so I feel you, sib.
* Netherlandsball - Liberated it from the Nazis and protected their royal family, we get tulips from it every year because of this. We are best buddies, and Mark Rutte honours us every year.
* Indonesiaball - It is one of the Netherlandsball's child and I always help it and it is happy because I liberated its stepparent. But today it loathes my buddy and my parent... Well, at least you didn't loath my other parent. *Whispers* Don't let it know about this.
* Philippinesball - My colonial-minded friend and old ally. It doesn't like its own music, it prefers the songs of mine. Now I know why it said "Gib Avril, Bieber and Celine plox!" so many times, despite it likes K-pop so much. Also, it likes our PM so much (it also gave me Jollibee), BUT WHY DID YOU PHYSICALLY PUBLISH AND FILM MY STORIES FROM MY E-BOOK APP?! Also, please give us Olivia Rodrigo, a lot of people in my clay like her. Sorry for accidentally sending you trash, please don't declare war on me :)
* Gay and Lesbian Kingdomball - You will always be welcome in my clay!
* South Koreaball - JEON SO-MI IS BEST! ONE OF ITS SINGERS HAS SOME SORT OF A CANADIAN HERITAGE AS WELL. It is true and best Korea. We were third-best in the PyeongChang 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Tessa Virtue, Scott Moir to be remembered as Canada's faces of 2018!
* Türkiyeball - Best Middle Eastern friend since 1944. Canada home to best Canadians of Turkish Descent! We have 63,955 Canadians who claimed full or partial Turkish descent!
* Swedenball - Best hockey rivals (better than those Russians)! Thanks for giving Henrik and Daniel Sedin to the Vancouver Canucks The epic Sedins combine on OT winner in the final home game! It's sad to see them go and retire. I wish the Sedins a well and fair retirement. Congrats on winning the gold medal:) ELIAS PETTERSSON IS THE BEST HOCKEY PLAYER FOR THE CANUCKS THANK YOU! GO CANUCKS GO! Bye Markstrom, enjoy Calgary. OH WE HAVE ANOTHER ELIAS PETTERSSON?!!! :D
* Switzerlandball - I gave it flowers to remember victims of Swissair! It gives me Swiss cheese and yummy luxury chocolate that United Statesball can't believe. Congratulations on Beating me in the IIHF! It was nice playing you good luck beating the Swedes for us. WOAH THERE, you almost beat me this year in the IIHF Heart Attack there eh. Good play buddy. Oh, I also let it borrow Celine Dion for Eurovision in 1988 - she helped it won by 1 point! Also my mountains are way better than yours... sorry.
* Syriaball - Look who decided that to confirm my point that dictatorship after 50 years was bad! Congratulations on becoming part of our society. But no Terrorism please? My Syrian community in Windsor welcomes a transitional democracy SMOOTHLY! :D
* Quebecball - We used to have a difficult time thanks to its' independence attempts in 1980 and 1995. René Lévesque was particularly a threat until he died in 1987. We now have a softer relationship. BUT STILL, NO INDEPENDENCE FOR YOU!
* Uruguayball - Another Good South American Friend, we both legalize marijuana and same-sex marriage.
* Brazilball - Another Good South American Friend, I have some Brazilians in my clay about 56.000!
* Ukraineball - Oh my God! I AM THE COUNTRY YOU CAN SETTLE ON OR ANNEX FROM ME!! SLAVA UKRAINA! Chrystia Freeland is the best Ukrainian Canadian. Did you call me your best friend? Well, you are my best friend too like almost everybody else! I'll protect you and send volunteers against that big bully. 
* Georgiaball - It likes me. So I like it!
* Malaysiaball - Good friends now. I love Michelle Yeoh SOOO MUCH, she can into the Canadian Film Industry. THANK YOU SOO MUCH!
** : SAYA CINTA YUO FOR LOVING MICHELLE YEOH!!
* Armeniaball - I recognize the Armenian Genocide. I'll support it against the Ə spammer.
* Ethiopiaball - A lot of Ethiopians live in my clay; The Weeknd and twomad are both of Ethiopian descent as well!
* Icelandball - My people respect it, and it likes maple syrup! Also, it may into loonie.
* Saudi Arabiaball - We now have good relations due to us having friendly conversations.
* Palestineball - I may not recognize you, but I'm so sorry my friend is attacking you! I'll try support you with aid supplies, I also recognize your right to self-determination. I hope the conflict ends soon...
* Peruball - Sorry for stealing your flag! But it's my cousin, and I am one of its best friends, as we known each other in the 1940s.
==Not sure about them/Neutral (Frenemies)/Amis Neutres==
* Hawaiiball - Sorry, It's just a prank bro, I didn't mean to invent Hawaiian pizza! I put pineapple on pizza just to prank you and I thought it was funny. I didn't know that Italyball would hate you. (A Canadian Greek actually invented Hawaiian pizza).
* Argentinaball - I'm sorry for what that famous Canadian did to your flag! I understand if you are still mad at me... again, sorry!
** : I forgive you. BUT DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN! 
* Burkina Fasoball - Thank you for apologizing, but NEVER KIDNAP ANYONE AGAIN! Like it or not, my people are friendly, and you need to have some respect to that!
* Iranball - We are okay for now. It apologized after shooting down a plane, but NEVER FORGET THAT YOU SHOT DOWN A UKRAINIAN B737 KILLING 63 CANADIANS! JUSTICE FOR MAHSA!! 
* Italyball - I'm sorry for making Hawaiian pizza, I didn't mean to upset you or anything, I was fully unaware you hated it!
* Slovakiaball - Thanks for hosting the IIHF. It was fun. BUT IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE WHEN I'M SINGING MY ANTHEM THEN DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!! (you've booed me when I was singing my national anthem!)
* Coloradoball - It is America's child. It is cool. I absolutely LOVE South Park! :D But you mocked the sound of my ALPHABET!!! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!! My English is different, sure, but that doesn't mean you get to insult me!
* Hungaryball - I helped the Hungarians during their revolution of 1956 and I accepted 50000 refugees. We have 348,085 Hungarians living in our country. Hungarian girls are adorable. But I'm so sorry for Caillou that little bitch, it talked smack about your country. Wait, you're supporting Russia against Ukraine? HOW DARE YOU! APOLOGIZE NOW!
==Enemies/Aversaires (Ennemis)==
* Russiaball - You are my hockey rival, you're also cold like me. I may not be bigger than you, BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO ALSO MESS WITH US IF YOU DO! Also, LEAVE UKRAINE ALONE! I have banned you except for your hockey players from entering my place for life like you did to me.
* Ba'athist Syriaball - Damn bro this is what happens when people think a family dictatorship runs a country forever. GET FUCKED ASSAD!!!! We had to safeguard your refugees
* Kebab Pirates - I told you million times, I sorry for the thing about soldiers killing that teenager! Please move on from the past... 
* ISISball - JUST LIKE MY PARENT SAID, NOW, LISTEN HERE, YOU JIHAD KEBAB FACE... YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD MUHAHAHAHAHA! BYE! ALSO, HOW DARE YOU!
* USSRball - Russiaball's parent. HOMOPHOBIC SCUM! We were fine until NATOball was born. Then it claimed that it was the best in the world at hockey! Well, you're not your commie poser! 1972, the best year of my life! Canada is the best at hockey! Your child Russia is being a complete IDIOT WITH THE INVASION
* Majapahitball - Why did you hate my sibling for stealing its flag?
* Kingdom of Italyball - GLAD YOU DIED GAS CULT!
* Empire of Japanball - Same with Italy, except it's even worse, raping the ethnic Koreans and Chinese people!
* Anti-Semetic Terrorist Organizationball - REMOVE these white supremacists. GIVE FREEDOM TO ALL LIVES!
* Belarusball - You! DID YOU SUPPORTED RUSSIA ON THE INVASION?!! That's it, ITS A WAR CRIME!!! IT'S SANCTIONING TIME!!!
* Chinaball - YOU.... (HEARS ABOUT THE ALLEGED INTERFERENCE... EXPLODES) YOU ARE THE WORST CHINA REGIME TO EXIST!!! WE USED TO BE GOOD UNDER THE STEPHEN HARPER ERA, AND NOW IT'S OVER! YOU ARE A CRAPPY TRAPY FREAKIN' BOOTLEGER! SCREW YOU AND THE ONE CHINA POLICY! YOU FLEW A BALLOON OVER ME! YOUR FAVORITE THING IS BETRAY AND INFECT EVERYONE AND EVEN YOUR FORMER SIBLINGS! CURE YOUR CORONAVIRUS NOW! I mean your population and people are okay but your government is TRASH! YOU INTERFERED IN MY ELECTIONS DID YOU?!! IF NOT, THEN STOP HARMING THE CHINESE DIASPORA WITH PROPAGANDA AND CCTV NEWS!! NOW YOU've DONE IT! YOU INTERFERED IN VANCOUVER ELECTION!! It is also BULLYING MY SIBLING.
** : You really are brainwashed by Burger!
** You better apologize for your actions, or else!
* North Koreaball - Although without you our memes would be a lot more unfunny, YOU TREAT YOUR PEOPLE LIKE IF THEY WERE SLAVES DURING THE OLD DAYS!!!
* Evil dictator Donald Trump - (Since 2024) So you are trying to tariff me and make me the 51st state huh? You are the reason why me and my My sibling’s relationship have gone down recently! You are the worst US president ever! I also heard you are trying to buy Greenland from my friend Denmark. LEAVE ME AND DENMARK ALONE!!! WE ARE NONE OF YOU’RE BUSINESS!!!