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The Loud House: Bootleg Episode

A few months ago, an intern at Nickelodeon studios attempted to air a bootleg episode of The Loud House on Nickelodeon. Rumor has it, he somewhat succeeded, but was fired 2 weeks later after surveillance camera footage showed him airing the episode. A minute of the episode was aired before Nickelodeon took it off the air. It was aired at around 6 AM. The people who have claimed to have seen the episode said that Lincoln Loud (the show's main protagonist) was sitting in his room looking miserable and has bruises all over his face. They said that Lincoln was talking to the viewer about something that happened. This originally had been dismissed as a prank until a witness by the name of Lori Stevenson uploaded a recording of the episode to YouTube, but it was taken down by Viacom. I had seen the video a few days before it was removed. The intro was normal, but in the middle of the intro, an image flashed on screen for a split second. An archive of the episode revealed that it was a photo of a deer lying dead in a tundra. It's head was blown off, and one of it's back legs were broken. It's tail had also been dislocated. The episode had no title card and no mentions of any writers for the episode. It zoomed into Lincoln's house. The sky was scarlet and the sun was a very dark orange color. It then cut to Lincoln's room, which was very messy and swarming with flies. Lincoln was seen setting up a camera. He had bruises all over his face and was looking completely miserable. He then said the following:
"To the people viewing this, if you are watching this, please help us. They took me and 11 other children from our homes. We were enslaved and had to act in this show, The Loud House. They also abused and tortured us if we didn't obey. Sometimes they would abuse us even if we did as instructed. We all hate it and we all wanted to go back home, but we're trapped. Please don't let us suffer anymore. Just find a way for us to escape, please!"
It was stated in the description that Lori developed a phobia to cartoons, stating that she feels that a bunch of other characters in cartoons may have met the same fate as Lincoln and the other characters.
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Category:Cliche Madness
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
The Loud House: Just Kidding

For the sake of the story, my name's Kevin. I'm a huge Loud House fan, or at least I used to be. You might ask yourself what I mean by that, but it's due to something so disturbing, maybe even terrifying about The Loud House. It all started when I was checking my mail and found a USB stick. I put it in my laptop, and the contents of the USB stick was a file titled "TheLoudHouse.wmv".
I clicked the file and the media player opened, the video started with the title card, and the episode was called "Just Kidding". It was a bit choppy, and the audio was out of sync but it didn't bother me that much. It starts with Lynn Sr. calling Luan Loud for breakfast, but Luan doesn't respond or come downstairs. He tried calling her again, but no response. Lynn Sr. has a worried look on his face, and goes upstairs.
He tries to open the door to Luan's room, but it's locked tight. He hears faint laughter. Then, it shows Luan laughing maniacally and very loudly. As she kept laughing, the screen slowly started becoming red and glitchy, until the screen cuts back to the dining room. Lynn Sr. says "I guess Luan doesn't want breakfast. I think you guys should leave her alone for a while". "What happened this time?", replied Lincoln.
Lynn Sr. says "She's had another laughter episode, I don't know why she's doing this, but this has been happening for the past few weeks." Suddenly, Luan is right behind Lynn Sr. with a malicious smile. She pushed Lynn Sr. to the table, resulting in him being unconsious and bleeding. Then she grabbed a few knifes with her bloody palms and starts throwing knifes at Lola and Lana loud, saying "Always look on the bright side of knife!"
Thankfully, they both survived, but Lola had her stomach impaled, and they started running upstairs, but Luan stops them and pushes them down the stairs, resulting in them dying. Luan runs to the shed, and grabs a can of gasoline and matches. She pours gasoline around the house, and lights a fire with the matches.
The flames engulf the entire house, while Luan laughs louder and louder, while the screen becomes more and more distorted, and then it cut to black, and the credits appeared.
I couldn't tell if it was a bootleg or an animator making a twisted joke, but whatever it is, it's terrifying, and it changed my outlook on Luan Loud.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
The Loud House: The Black Figure

Have you watch the show, The Loud House? Everyone has been watching their favorite episode Like 'Cereal Offender, The Sweet Spot,Raw Deal'. But This episode change my life. At 3:00 A.m. In Nicktoons, A Loud House episode Was Beginning At 9:00 A.M. I went to sleep to wait for the episode. And Believe it or not It Began! I was happy to see this show again. The intro was normal, but lori wasn't in the intro like other episodes. I Thought It must be my imagination, The Title was called 'The Black Figure' the picture showed a Black figure downstairs in The loud house. There was no music. After that It showed Lincoln at his bed, He looked at the time It was Nearly 2:00 A.M. Lincoln was saying something He was saying there is a Black figure in the loud house. He went to call Clyde (His Best Friend) In his Walkie-Talkie. Clyde Was Saying He wanna say a bad word or kill someone. Lincoln Throwed the walkie Talkie. It broke to 300 Pieces. Lincoln went to get a drink. I was nervous Cuz he might get killed. There was a black figure In the kitchen. it wouldn't show me, What did it look like. But in title it did. Lincoln ran to Lucy And Lynn's Room. Saying that The black figure is downstairs. Lynn Said something mean to Lincoln But like a Gangster Talk 'Man Are You a Buster?'. Lynn went downstairs. Lincoln Told Lucy That he's scared. Lynn ran up to her room finding a Golf ball Club. She found it and ran downstairs. Lincoln And Lucy Prayed for lynn to be ok,but They heard a scream. It was Lynn's Scream. Lincoln didn't wanna go down neither The loud house. At 7:00 A.m. Leni felt something weird It was Lynn's dead body. She screamed and told Lucy to plan for the Funreal. Everyone in the loud house.Cried. Clyde Commited Suicide so his dead body was in Lynn's Coffin too. After the funeral Everyone in the loud house went back to home. It was 1:00 A.m. Lincoln heard The whole Loud house scream. Then I heard A voice down the hall upstairs. 'Lincoln, your next... Say bye to Bun-bun! The black figure opened lincoln's door. It was Lori the whole time. lori's hand reached lincoln's head and twisted it. Lincoln's head was down in the floor. 'Lori looks at the Screen' Hello, Dylan... you better be ready, I'm coming for you...'I screamed when it said my name. I heard Knocking banging around the house. I will never watch The loud house again...
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Suicide
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Category:English Class Failure
The Loud House: The Last Straw

It started with Lincoln watching TV as usual. Then a fight occured. Lincoln was accidently hit in the eye by Lola. He now had a Swollen Eye.
Lincoln then picked up Lola and threw here downstairs. The Mom came in Horrified. Lola had a lost a Tooth, had a Swollen eye, Broken Nose and other injuries.
The Dad called the Hospital. Lynn told Lincoln, "What the Hell?! Your in BIG trouble!".
Lincoln replied, "NO...I'M...NOT!!!!". He bit Lynns skin off her arm. She bled to death. By now Lana, Lily, Leni and Lisa were Crying. The Mom came in and said, " Did you do this Lincoln?".
Lincoln replied "If i did you would send me to one of those places". The Mom gasped in Horror. Lincoln ran out the door with Lucy following.
Lincoln pushed the Mom off a cliff and she hanged. Lucy and Lincoln had a fight and they both were pushed off.
The Mom tried to pull one of them up. She needed to choose Lincoln or Lucy. She then looked at Lincoln crying, "I am sorry, Lincoln! You must Burn!".
Lincoln was let go and landed in the ocean in a corpse being washed away. The Mom and Lucy then cried.
Then there was a Funeral. Lana and Lincoln. Lincolns Clothes were burried. The episode ended with lucy narating "Sometimes i think, what my life is". Lucy was shown standing in the dessert. The episode ended.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The Loving Teddy

You're walking around through the woods one day and feel something grab your leg. Not a hostile grab, but almost like a hug. You look down, surprised to see a small teddy bear looking back at you. You find it interesting that a little teddy bear is following you home. It is playful, sweet, and loving. The two of you sleep together, it draws you cute, child-like pictures, and you enjoy each others company.
You begin to notice small sharp objects disappearing from your possession, but you ignore it. One night you wake up and notice the teddy bear's figure standing at the foot of your bed, but something looks... off about it. You turn on your light and it lunges. You toss it across the room and get a good look at it. It is made entirely of knives, pins, scissors, all your things that had recently gone missing. Terrified, you grab your bat and smash it to pieces before it it collects itself. You hear a small cackling from your closet.
You ready your bat and flip on the closet light. You peer in and see your teddy bear constructing similar figures to the one you just destroyed, but out of different materials. They all turn and look at you, the original teddy bear flicks his head in your direction and in an instant, they all jump at you. Swinging your bat as hard as you can, you hit a few and they shatter and tear. One made of wood with a scissor blade tied to its arm slashes your chest. Panicked, you begin to flail your bat. Some of the intact ones from your last strike stand up, others crawling towards you. You turn and run down the hallway, your former all-star league skills coming back to you. As bears are lunging and the adrenaline is pumping, you turn and swing, knocking a few to pieces. You focus on the dozen others sprinting at you down the hall and you start running at a speed you didn't think you could achieve.
You grab your cell phone and sprint out the door, kicking at and stomping several of the bears on your way out as they slash at your ankles. Bleeding, panting, and crying, you jump into your car and start it up. As you turn around you notice the silhouette of the original teddy bear standing in your window, and several more crawling up next to him. You drive away, forgetting that you your phone is in your pocket. Your phone begins to ring, your house number on the display. You answer and in a small, shrill voice you hear the words "behind you." you look into your rear-view mirror. Sitting in the center back seat is a normal looking teddy bear, head cocked to the side. It opens its mouth revealing rows of sharp glass teeth. It lets out a screech that nearly deafens you as you swerve off of the road.
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The Lucas Brothers

Three brothers. All in one body? No... It can't be. One human. One demon. One angel. My life has gone horribly wrong once I saw him. No! Them! What are their names? For some reason, I know. Drone, the middle. Stretch, the youngest. Joseph, the oldest. Help. They scare me. They are out to kill me.
Who are they related to? Jeff? Jane? No it can't be them. It can't be the Rake either. Are they all on their own? By themselves? I have so many questions. Who are these people? Are they.... Killers?
Oh no! They found me! Please hel-
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Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:That just raises more questions!
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Category:Shortpasta
The Luigi and Mario Land

One day, I had received $50 dollars from my cousin as a late birthday present. (A week late I must add) So I went to Gamestop to buy some new games. I went to a different Gamestop than usual, because the one down the street from my house has practically no games at all. This particular Gamestop, was a bit cooler, considering they had Gameboy games.
The ORIGINAL Gameboy. I browsed by the Playstation 2 section to notice something peculiar. They had a Japanese game with the title:
"ルイージとマリオランド"
The information on the back was in Japanese, too. I went and asked the cashier if he knew what this was. He simply replied "Let me look it up"
So he used his Japanese keyboard (Don't ask me why he had one) and typed it in to Google Translate. It translated to "The Luigi and Mario Land".
Mario? Sony has a rivalry with Nintendo. Why would the PS2 have a Mario game? I bought the game for $5.79, took it home, and started playing it. Directly after my console did the regular Playstation intro, the main menu to this strange game opened. That's weird, I thought, but being as naive as I am, I pressed "Start New Game".
My screen went black and my console turned off. I restarted the game, only to find the main menu altered. It only had one option "Load Game"
Well, I don't have any progress on my memory card, I thought. I selected the only option available and a generic memory card loading data box came up with the words:
"Loading Completed, you may go there now."
Go there now? What does that mean?
The screen went black again, but this time only for about 8 seconds. A map came up. There were 3 levels, although I could only select the first. I pressed X and the level started. "Level 1--1" was flashed briefly on the screen. I had 4 lives. I started to walk and found a turtle shell i kicked it and suddenly flashes of red and grey attacked the screen. "Level 1--1" appeared again and this time I had 1 life left.
This is getting creepy, I said to myself. I started walking and this time avoided the shell. Text came on the screen. 
"Why not, Thomas?"
This was my name and I freaked out for a second. There was also a reply box. I had this ghoulish conversation with the game:
Me: "Because the screen went weird and I lost 3 lives"
Game: "But Luigi is dead. You escaped, but he was trapped, and you never cared
Me: "What?"
Game: "You know how it goes. One saves a life, one takes one away."
Me: "Who are you?"
Game: "I AM NOT THAT MAN YOU SEEK!" The key is in the yellow box."
"Level of ME" came on the screen. I was now walking in an empty castle bearing a strong resemblance to Bowser's castle from Super Mario 3. I saw a yellow box.
"The Key" flashed on the screen. I jumped on the yellow box. A realistic-looking Luigi came on the screen. He was dead. His face was halfway ripped off. His throat was slit.
I shut off my PS2. He was still there. I unplugged my PS2. He still remained for about three seconds until I saw this on my screen:
"Bye."
My TV then turned off.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Cliche Madness
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The Mac & Cheese man

This is the mac & cheese man. He is so scary! The following story is true. Let's begin.
==Part 1==
Here's what happened:
So, I was at an old house, and I found a box of mac & cheese, but as it turns out, IT WAS THE FUCKING MAC & CHEESE MAN! So, I ran away, but then HE ATE ALL MY MAC & CHEESE!!! I AM VERY SPOOKED BY THAT SCARY LOOKING MONSTER!!!!!!!!! 
I tried to call for help, but someone said the person who I am calling is dead. THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
And he ate me and then A MAC & CHEESE SKELETON POPPED OUT! da end
==Part 2==
I had a hyper-realistic nightmare of the hyper-realistic bloody mac & cheese man. AND NOW HE IS BACK!!!
I hyper-realistically closed my eyes and the fucking same hyper-realistic mac & cheese man popped out hyper-realistically. I hyper-realistically ran away and hyper-realistically ate all my friends and family. I tried calling the cops for help, but the cops hyper-realistically died. THEN WHO WAS PHONE!??!?!
He also ate my whole house, so I tried getting away, but it was too late, and I got hyper-realistically eaten and A MAC & CHEESE SKELETON HYPER-REALISTICALLY POPPED OUT OF HIM!
Now your fate is sealed, but in a hyper-realistic way...
== Part 3==
This is the last time the Mac & Cheese man appeared. 
He was at the door and ate the door. He also ate my stuff. So, I shoot him and fucking died. 
The next thing is that everyone who were eaten by him was alive and the people I called were alive and everything went back to normal. Thank God the world is a better place. And that was the end. 
Do not encounter him. HE IS A INSANE MONSTER. HE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU MEET HIM. 
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Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Beings
The Machoke without a Belt

One day, a young man was walking down a dirt road that was in a forest inhabited by wild Machoke. The man knew that since these were wild Pokémon, they would not have belts. The man also expected to be able to see a Machoke with it's skin being ripped because their muscles were so big.
After walking a great distance, the man thought he heard footsteps behind him, but figured it was only his imagination, so he shrugged it off and continued on. Again he heard a sound this time the rustling of some bushes, but he once again ignored it believing that it was merely some Rattata foraging.
Soon he heard footsteps again, only they were louder and started getting even louder, with each step. The bushes began to rustle more and more. The man looked behind him and saw a wild Machoke. He saw at the corner of the his eye, a Machoke coming out the bush. He was later found dead.
You're probably wondering how he died. Those Machokes ripped his skin off and sewed it onto theirs, to cover their ripped skin.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Magic Bag

One day I was walking through the streets where there was a big festival going on. I was looking at all the stands looking for something interesting to buy and I eventually made it to the street where the festival ended. But then, I saw a stand; the stand was far from the others, but looked very interesting, so I walked over. At the stand there was a man who had a hood on which obstructed his face, and he was carrying many shiny bags. "Would you like to buy a bag?" he said.
"What's so special about these bags?" I asked. The man then picked up one of the bags and began to fill it. He put some suitcases and boxes in the bag. This amazed me, as I wondered how he could fit so many things into such a small bag. I wanted one of his bags now. I picked up one of the bags, and it felt warm like a warm sunny day; I really wanted it. I was about to ask how much the bag would cost, but the stand had vanished. I took the bag and began to walk home.
I quickly called over my friends and showed them the trick. They were amazed at how I fit suitcases and even chairs into the bag, which was no bigger than a coffee table. When my friends left, I placed the bag near my bedroom door and fell asleep. The next morning I woke up and found the bag right beside my head, which was weird because my bed is nowhere near the door. I went into the bathroom to take a shower, and when I finished my shower, the bag was right outside the bathroom door. I was getting somewhat nervous but continued on with my morning. I went down to my kitchen and made some breakfast, but as I was eating, I heard a strange thumping noise coming from upstairs. As soon as I got off my chair to see what was going on, the bag came tumbling down the stairs. At this point I was scared; someone must have been in my house. When I went upstairs I found nobody.
Nothing happened then until I fell asleep. I had a dream where the bag was following me through my house. I ran into the bedroom, and the hooded man who sold me the bag was right in front of me. He reached for his hood and pulled it down, and I screamed. His face was horribly decomposed, as if dead for years, maggots crawling freely through his face, chomping on the rotting flesh oozing with pus. He then said, in a low, demonic tone, "You wanted the bag."
I woke up after that. When I opened my door and the bag was outside, where it had stopped in my dream, I just wanted to get rid of it. I walked over to my friends house and gave him the bag, while telling him to burn it, or get rid of it somehow. That was the last I ever saw of that horrible magic bag.
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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The Magic Conchshell

Spongebob: The Magic Conchshell!
Squidward: Oh great! We'are gonna die out here with nothing to do but use that spikey thing as toilet paper!
Spongebob: Squidward, that's not the meaning of the conch!
Squidward: FINE! What CAN we use it for?
PATRIXXX: RAEPING YOU CONCH FOUCKERS!
Spongebob & Squidward: AHHHHH!
And then Patrixxx raeped them to death and then a skeleton popped out and killed me.
Sweet dreams....
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
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Category:Shortpasta
The Magic of Life

Life is filled with many wonders.
That must be what you think of it.
Friends, family, and so much to give.
Emotions, like happiness and joy.
Smiles flashed by all, from an elderly man, to a small boy.
The ability to experience what is called "fun"
Playful grins are painted, as they hope for more to come.
Another sensation, most call it love.
The need to be with someone they are fond of.
Love can be a "wonderful" thing.
But it holds no magic, if that's what you're thinking.
Love is beautiful, that's how it's understood.
However, love only brings more bad than good.
From this arises sin and selfishness, such as lust.
A powerful force that burns even the most sacred bonds to dust.
This so called "love" also gives birth to anger.
Turning who they once were into total strangers.
And then there's adultery, faithlessness.
Leaving their partner for another out of sheer tastelessness.
It creates all sin, and no magic.
There is one thing, although most would consider it to be tragic.
The human's ability to permanently shut down.
Their souls lost, never to be found.
It is truly wondrous how one can go to sleep and never awake.
And their souls are left for all-seeing deities to take.
The magic of life itself is death.
It's your final breath.
Now, I need to make some magic happen.
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