My ouija board ghost experience 2: The evil truth unfolds

Hi, Notim Portant here again, not sure if you remember me but I'm the guy from My ouija board ghost expirience. That ouija board ghost expirience has been the most horrifying thing that happen but you know what the worst part of it all was? The court hearing denied my story as evidencea. They sed it wauz poorly written , non senceical and rooted in fiction, whateve r that means. That might sound liek total injustiace BUT you see this is actually a win win situaeation for me becuese in my story I mentiond my gun whichc I illigally bought and own. Hah idiots think that that gun is just another part of the story I allegadly made up, but it's NOT and now I know they will nevver look into it anymore. Anywayz that isn't inportant anymore, because I have to tell you something that I feared, something that I didn't think it was possible. The ghost that haunted my life that belongs in the basemetn is back.
==Chaper 1:==
It was quite some time since I destroyed the ouija board and rid my basement from evil, but even after that I keept hearing noises and they became louder and more horrifiling and more annoying. The sounds were something like "AUUUAGHA" or something like "BLAAAAAAAAGHGAAS"AND IT WAS LIKE HOLY FUCK MAN, DIDN'T KNOW MY NEIGHBOURS WERE SO LOUD,YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN (oops caps lock, sorry about that people, don't feel like writing all this again).I realized soon enough that it wasn't coming from the neighbors or anywhere outside, but from my house! I kept finding the pieces of the destroyed luiga oops I mean ouija board around my house and that scared me so much you don't even know. I was sure I destroyed them, so I said you know what, you win pieces of ouija bord, I am going to throw you into the garbage AGAIN. So I picked up all the pieces and put them all into a neat pile of ouija board pieces and once i put the last piece into the pile, the whole world as I knew got shattered. The pieces stared vibrating and making this weird vibrating noise ass if they were vibrating and then a white mist came out of them. It was a ghost! it was sos scary. the ghost had long black hair, bloody mouth with a carved smile, and super realistic hyper bloody eyes.It looked like a ghost of a dead kid. I was shocked and aplaued when I realized that that ghost is the SAME ghost from my first ouija board ghost expirience attack. I couldn't belive it, I nearly piised and pooed my pants out of shock. I quickly grabbede my illegaly owned gun and was ready to attack. The ghost looked shocked and said "woah woah woah there buddy, no need for violence, I'm not the same ghost that wants to kill you like the last time, I'm free now". I couldt believe it, the ghost doesn't want to kill me? I asked "who are you, what is happening how come you aren't evil anymoer?" He then told me a story, his backround story to be exact. He said he was raised in a bad house with evil parents that never loved him and he had a brother that got sent to prison because he had 0.1 ounce of marijhuana or somethin. He then snapped and killed everyone he met. His mother, father, uncle and his brother for the hell of it. He then got abducted by an evil company that sells childres toys and they did experimnets on him and sealed him into a game and bla bla bla the rest is history. I was scared and shocked and in disbeliefe at first but then I got bored. His name is Yeff btw, he said "I need your help to stop these guys from abducting more children and making them cursed to be chilred toys once and for all". I couldn't agree more, I want my vengence for all the evil they did to me. "but how can we find them? They can be anywhere and I don't really know a lot of places since I don't leave my house that often other than when I go to school"I said. The ghost replied "don't worry, every ghost had a brain chip implanted into their brain during those evil experiment that tells them exactly the location of their hideout, so I will take you there and we can take them down together". I said "well I have my gun,but are you able to fight them?" he said "don't worry, I'm pretty strong, I killed people you know"I was like ah hell yeah, I get my very own ghost buddy and we are gonna take down a giant multimilion dollar corporation that makes evil childrenss toys. 
==Chapter 2:==
We started to make way for their hideout, it was very weird going outised my house into an unknown area I never been before in my life, In the sun, with normal fresh air and breeze on my skin. Whatever, we walked for like 3 hours and we made it to some big big BIG railway that has like a small buulding next to it. Then I saw that that building has a big logo on it that says "THE ORDER OF THE NEW WORLD"Yeff said that it is them. He said they are the most secret company in the world, but also the richest company and the most popular company in the world. I couldn't wait any longer, I ran towards the entrence of the building. We opened to a big dark room with one elevator door that has a light on it so it's the only thing you can see, oh and also one shadowy guy standing right in front of the door with his head kind of tilted to the side and he Is covered in blood and guts. Yeff said"don't worry bro, I got this shit"He then grew claws out of his hands and dashed towards him and slashed him into two, he then kicked his upper body into the air and jumped towards it, grabed it and pile drived it into the ground. "Wow he wasn't kidding, he really is srong" I walked towards the guys upper body and I almost started to cry out of being scared. That guy was my delivery man who delivered the ouija board to my door and knew my name somehow. I couldn't believe it. The guy said"Notim Portant, you may have gotten this far and freed the ghost and escaped certain death, but you will never stop THE ORDER OF THE NEW WORLD AHAHAHAH"I pointed my guy at him and said "Yeah well...uhh...IN HELL"and shot him right in his fucking face.We then entered the elevator and saw that there are 1000 floors that go underground. Yeff said we should go floor by floor and take everyone out one by one. I said YES and we went down. The doors opened and what I saw was the most horrifing thing in the world. My whole world as I knew got shattered into a banana split. I saw children, getting turned into ghosts and being shoved into board games. The constant screams of thousands of children filled the room with screams. Then Yeff said "I can't take this anymore" and went out there and started killing everyone working there. He told me to go down the floors and kill people there. I was like okay and went down another floor and then once the door opened I got even more scared and horrified."Nice of you to show up Mr.Notim Portant, for I am the CEO of this fine company ". My fear quickly turned into rage, this is my chance to get my revenge. "You will not get away with this any longer, I will kill you right here, right now for all of your evil doing in the world and especially what you did to me"I pointed my gun at him, ready to shoot him right in his smug prick face and then out of nowhere, three ghosts came out of the ground and one of them punched me right in the face so hard that I flew back and fell right onto the ground. After that I lifted myself up, only to get punched in the face again. It went on like that for like 3 or 4 more times and then Yeff appeared out of nowhere and punched one of the ghosts right in the face that was punching me. The ghost then punched Yeff right in the face and then Yeff punched him in the face and it was a constant barrage of these ghosts punching each other in their faces and I was like aw yeah I want to get in some of that action and I went to punch one of the ghost in the face, but I passed right through it. I forgor it was a ghost and that I can't hurt them. Yeff then said "I will take care of these ghosts, you take out the CEO".I pointed my illegay owned gun at him and shot like a million times at him, but soon I realized that he didn't die. He wasn't even injured.The CEO said "hahahaha you fool, THE ORDER OF THE NEW WORLD has transcended, we cannot die anymore since we managed to fuse the dead ghost kids with humans and now with this power we have we will conquer the world under the new world order". I asked what was he talking about and then he said that he doesn't own me an explanation. The three ghosts then proceeded to punch Yeff right in the face three times and Yeff fell down. "I'm sorry, I could't do it, these ghosts are different from the usual ones"The CEO then snapped his fingers and then all of a sudden everything went black and I soon woke up in my bed. I was scared and shocked. How did I end up at my house? What happened to Yeff and who was that CEO that didn't die after getting shot a million times? I never got the answers to those questions as of right now, but there is still one important thing that they forgot to do. They forgot to take my gun away and now I know where they are and THEY ARE NEXT!
Published on October 31, 2022
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