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George Bush 2.0

George Bush 2.0 was the last effort of the Republican Party to continue the Bush family line after George Bush Sr., George W. Bush, Jeb Bush, and Marvin Bush all suffered from fatal mountaineering accidents. They took the mangled body of George W., pulled out his organs and what passed for a brain, and replaced them with sophisticated machinery designed by Windows.
== The Prototype ==
They programmed George 2.0 with Republican ideals and plopped him out as the Republican candidate.
What they hadn't expected, though, was the decay set on by George Bush's skin. It rotted extensively, turning green, but "George" explained that it was a rare skin disease.
Despite the rotting, George was put on the ballots, and gave a speech at the Republican convention.
During this speech, sheets of rotting flesh began to peel off "George's" face. The rain poured in, jamming systems and rusting machinery. "George" stalled.
thumb|"George", jammed in position at the Republican convention.
The Republicans were taken off the ballots and the Democrat candidate won.
== Version 3.0 ==
The Republicans, not daunted, took the brain of George W. Bush and inserted it into the body of a MagnaGuard left over from the radical changes of the intelligence community.
George was stunned. He went crazy, hurling himself off the operating table and thrashing. Psychologists informed the Republicans that, obviously, people got pretty pissed if you're manipulating them.
=== The Rampage ===
George took his provided electrostaff and killed all of the surgeons, senators, and psychologists in attendance, and went out to hunt down the Republicans.
George made his infamous entrance into Congress the next day, slaughtering all in attendance, and rampaged through the White House, murdering his successor and mastermind of the plot, Dick Cheney. He trashed the NSA and began to massacre tourists on the Mall, but a surviving Senator, Russ Feingold, called the Army.
MagnaGeorge was blown to bits, and all particles of Bush DNA were vaporized (this involved cutting off the right hands of most foreign leaders).
Never again would such a terrible plague be loosed on the people of Washington.
Also his wife Hillary Duff wasn't shot because they afraid of her snass might wake up and force them to fuke her. 
=== The Effects ===
Though George 3.0 was gone, the scars he left remained. The "Cleanup-After-Bush" project was launched, and thousands of helpers from around the world volunteered. Washington DC was being rebuilt, but the people still had to live with his actions. A memorial building called Buck Fush was built on the north end of Washington DC, to honor those who died.
== See Also ==
*Dr. Nefarious
*General Grievous
*George Dubya Bush
Category:Robots
Category:Cyborgs
Category:Stupid
George Foreman Lean Meat Fat Reducing Killing Machine

:If you are a console lover, you may be looking for info on the PlayStation 3 and not even know it! We suggest a lobotomy.
The George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Killing Machine, sometime incorrectly referred to as the George Foremant Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine, is a Weapon of Mass Destruction designed by George Foreman and currently manufactured under exclusive license by Boeing. 
The Killing Machine was surreptitiously introduced to the world during the eary 21st Century in the guise of a useful household appliance. However, its true potential has yet to be fully revealed, and the full consequences of the growing dependence of the world's kitchens on this device is as yet unknown.
== Description ==
The George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Killing Machine, or GFLMFRKM ([[ipa} gufflumrickem), resembles a flat-toothed skull or fossil, turned on its side, and accessorised in a wide variety of colors. It has two states: 'dormant' and 'whoop ass'. While in the 'dormant' state, the weapon has a number of useful side-functions, including the ability to reduce the cholesterol content of most meat- and potato-based foodstuffs, a useful bun-warming tray on the top side for use in burger barbeques, and many more non-murder-based uses. Contrary to popular belief, George Foreman is not the inventor of the GFLMFRKM. The grill was invented by Michael Boehm, an employee of Salton, the device's manufacturer, which at the time of invention, was an Asian owned firm. George was considered one of the four "speaking heads," summoned from the depths of hell to market the product, along with Joe Namath, Joe Dimaggio, and Muhammad Ali, all three of whom were not chosen. Foreman was paid $127.5M plus $10M in stock options, making him a major stockholder in the company. By May 2009, more than 100M units have been sold, making it one of the best selling electrical kitchen appliances/murder weapons in history. George Foreman went on to live a life of luxury, gaining fame after preventing an army of mutant cockroaches from invading Mexico.
== Rise to Ubiquity ==
Thanks to George's deceptive advertising campaigns, including his successful "I'm so proud of it i put my face in it!" adverts of the early 00s, the GFLMFRKM was spread throughout the kitchens of the civilized world. It was especially popular amongst university students and single mothers, for whom the effort of cooking anything in a utility that did not serve multiple functions was low enough to provide the device a dominating presence in the kitchens of the lazy everywhere.
== Activation of the devices ==
In recent years, George Foreman has claimed that "the time has come to liberate my Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Killing Machines. I'm so proud of them, that I'll put YOUR faces in it!" The machines have yet to be activated by George, whose present whereabouts are unknown. 
category:Weapons
category:Appliances
Category:Things That Are In My Garage
Category:Things That Will Kill You
George Lucas

George Lucas is a tax fraud investigator in Hopkins, MN. George enjoys skiing, golf, lawn care, and not directing any Star Wars films.
==History==
George grew up in Arlington, PA. He was first-string forward on his high school soccer team. After finishing high school, he continued his uneventful and exceedingly lackluster life by enrolling in the University of Minnesota after hearing that the legendary Peter Graves had once attended. George enjoyed U of M greatly, and still keeps in touch with a bunch of his old college buddies like Bill, Oscar, Spinner, and of course funny man Carrot Top.
==The family==
George met his wife Linda at a local deli, just after starting his tax fraud investigation work in Hopkins. The two conversed over a pastrami and chipped beef sandwich, instantly falling in love. They married a year later, and a year after that, gave birth to their first child, Mark. Another two years past before their second son James and first daughter Marie (twins) were born.
George and Linda decided to stop having children at this point. The family adopted a dog named Hopper.
In addition to Hopper, George always had an interest in exotic fish. For his 43rd birthday, Linda surprised him with a saltwater fish tank, filled with a number of rare, individually-named sea creatures. George was thrilled.
==George on George==
Like 5 other people in this country, George Lucas had never heard of George Lucas, or the Star Wars film franchise. Film quotes are still met with blank, puzzled stares from George and the Lucas family.
Coincidentally, the actual George Lucas who actually directed the films had never heard of George Lucas either. When the two were finally introduced in the summer of 1988, an epic exchange took place:
*George: So, I hear that your name is also George Lucas huh?
*George: Yep, yep yep..
*George: What do you do then, George?
*George: Ooh, I do tax work, fraud investigation mostly..
*George: Ah..yeah..
*George: Ooh ya. So I hear you do something with motion pictures then? <sips coffee>
*George: Um...
==See Also==
Category:People
Category:Stupidly rich people
Category:Star Wars
Georgia (country)

Georgia or Georgia not state! or Sakartvelo has been an independent country since 1991 when it broke away from Falkirk. If you are in Georgia you can see Black Sea but it can't see you.
The only thing needed to know about this country is that its main export are dictators, the most notable ones being Stalin and Erdoğan.
==History==
In 1991 Georgia became independent, everything was well, but then in 1992 aliens have attacked to Country and they became members of Goverment. After this country became poor because aliens loved eating green paper, called "money". After this one day in 2003 Georgians made decision to change goverment and they have made marathon in parliament of Georgia, after this Mikheil Saakashvili became president of Russia. Putin said: "tf is going on, am losing this country" and started war in 2008 but because much of his soldiers where gay because they have left war and married to each other, he has lost. But we are proud because of Zezva and Mzia!
== See also ==
* Turkey
* Russia
* Georgia (U.S. state)
Category:European countries
German Shepherd

The German shepherd is a breed of dog created by nazis in 1941 when they needed a canine that smelled allied soldiers. It's well known for ironically adorable "happy dance" behavior right before killing its unfortunate victim. Unlike the chihuahua, the German Shepherd cannot be crushed with the stomp of a large boot. Due to the heavy armor they possess, killing a German Shepherd requires the use of weapons like flamethrowers, Anti-Tank weapons, Armor piecing bullets or RPGs to ensure it is destruction and stop it from killing you and your loved ones.
== History ==
During the first World War, future Nazi leader Adolf Hitler lost one of his balls due to a serious injury. Hitler had the habit of masturbating using a special kind of oil he placed on his penis (after several minutes of trying to find his penis first), and the oil had a distinct smell. A nearby hungry dog, hopeful that the strange smell meant food didn't think twice about storming into Hitler's tent and biting one of his balls off.
Years later, when the German people finally got desperate enough to elect Hitler as Chancellor, he thought of ways to subdue the world - obviously, dogs were the first thing to pop up in his traumatized mind. He told Goebbels to rape a bitch ("No, not your wife, Gob. The animal. Any generic dog.") and bring it to the Nazi scientists. Months later the bitch gave birth to the first German Shepherd, who promptly ate one Nazi scientist who later proved to be a British spy. Satisfied, Hitler started using this new breed of dog to hunt those who opposed the Third Reich - and to give Goebbels something to stick his dick in when his wife wasn't in the mood.
== How to Successfully Save Yourself From a German Shepherd ==
Let's assume a German Shepherd is nearby, has identified you as the enemy, and you're made out of tasty, tasty flesh. Not good. Here are a few ways of saving yourself:
*Throw your mother-in-law at it and, while it's busy eating her, incinerate both with a flamethrower. Win-win solution. (It's best to pre-chop your mother-in-law first)
*RUN. It just might think you're not worth the effort or decide to kill someone else during the pursuit.
*Pray. Who knows, maybe God is passing nearby and gives a shit.
*Put on a Hillary Clinton mask. This will cause the K-9 to vomit and become violently ill.
== How to Successfully DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH due to a German Shepherd ==
*Put on an Allied soldier uniform.
*Bivouac within a kilometer of the closest German Shepherd.
*Sing the French National Anthem.
*RUN. The German Shepherd will probably be angry that you don't want to make it easy on her or him and eat you slower.
Category:Dogs
fi:Saksanpaimenkoira
Germish

thumb|Ach, yes! Germish ist like a delizious box von Shokoladen!
Germish ist ein Language that was geinvented by early Schülern in the Prozess of German learning, und ist etwa similar zu Engrish, but nicht so funny. Es stimmt, that they some Deutsch gelearned, aber they were either nicht gut genug, oder motivated enough, es properly zu speaken. Die who Germish sprechen, are often Lustig gesehen by their Englisch counterparts, aber wie Idioten by German Leute. Es ist eine Möglichkeit, fließend Germish zu speaken, aber it braucht a whole lot of Training. Andere gewussten "Falsche Foreign Languagen" include Spanglish (Spanisch and Englisch), Frenglish (Französisch and English), und Furman (French and German).
(For those not fluent in English and/or German, please contact your nearest authorized Germish translating service immediately. Viewing this page could be harmful to your health and sanity)
== Rules von Germisch ==
Zu speak Germish effectively, es gibt ein paar Rules, es well to do:
 
Geben Englisch Wörter the German Wort order
 example: "It excites me much, with you to the store to go!"
Do the exact Gegenteil: give Deutsche words the English Wortordnung:
 zum Beispiel: "Ehe wir gehen zu dem Laden, ich will zu spielen meine Posaune!"
Stecken eine "en" at the Ende of a bunch von words, oder a "ge" bevor:
 ge-example: "Well then, gehurry your butt uppen, we don't gehaven a whole lot of getime!"
Eine nette mix of beide German und Englisch words zusammen is good, wohl wenn Man switches Fremdsprachen every other word, it kann forced ausgehört:
 e.g. "All right, Mutti! Ich werde my trombone spielen as fast as I kann!"
Making up Wörter auf Deutsch (or even in Englisch!) is ganz acceptable:
 z.B. "Warum the Hech do you haffen zu playen your Traumbohn!? Es kann wait üntill du returnen fröm the shtorr."
Korrekt Grammar ist, of course, straight out the Fenster. Aber please versuchen to Buchstabieren correctly, for the love of Gott.
 für Example: "Would du rather had me playen Trombone werden, oder ich kann kitten huffing versuchten..."
(at which Gepunkt die poor kid ist subjected zu eine lange Lecture on the evils of Kätzchen huffing)
 
Getry mixen diesen um, and du should jetzt be fluent in Germish. I gratuliere you!
==See also==
*Berlin
*Fetish
*Oktoberfest
*Germany
*Germans
*Beer
*German language
*Barbara Streisand
*Prussia
*Berlin Wall
*Germans
*Germany
*Checkpoint Charlie
*sausages
category:Languages
category:Germany
Get Some Sick

thumb|150px|The archaebacteria forthe Get Some Sick virus
Getting Some Sick was previously thought to be a commonly unknown illness, later linked to Unit 731, which can affect anyone, but is more likely to appear if one is an overweight, homosexual male. It seems to afflict teachers more often due to their exposure to hundreds of students a day, and it's known to afflict neocons like Larry Craig while in public bathrooms, and give them "Happy Feet". It is also known as GAIDS, Gay AIDS, or the Gay Virus. Anyone who gets infected with it becomes GAY GAY GAY GAY!
==Symptoms==
*The first sign of Getting Some Sick is by Getting Some Nausea. Vomiting typically does not accompany nausea, but in rare cases, patients were Blowing Some Chunks.
*The second sign is by Getting Some Migraine. This includes sensitivity to light, sound, and common sense. Typically the pain is felt in the temple area.
*The final and most elusive sign of Getting Some Sick is by Getting Some Delirium. Patients typically experience hallucination, which leads to word salad. The only problem with this is that sometimes the patients are just weird.
Other symptoms include nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. After that, the person infected with it becomes GAY GAY GAY GAY!
==Documented cases==
The first documented case of Get Some Sick is that of Francis Winkler, a seventh-grade teacher. He assigned students a reference book to read dealing with homosexuality, and one child refused to read it. Winkler had no choice but to fail the student. Unbeknownst to him, the child was a master of voodoo and had political ties with the Ku Klux Klan which later provided him with the research on the Get Some Sick Virus, and he willed the illness upon Winkler. It took four doctors 42 hours to find out what was wrong with him, but finally they Got Some Germ and discovered a new type of archebacteria in Winkler's testicle. They were able to administer a new antibiotic to cure him of the condition. It was first discovered by Dr. House after he confused it for Lupus.
The second documented case of Get Some Sick is that of Larry Craig, who caught it in an airport public bathroom and forgot his antibiotic shots. He started to have "Happy Feet" and was accused of being Gay by an undercover Police Officer in the stall next to his. Larry Craig is still in denial about this.
==Cures==
A vaccine has been created for the illness, in the form of Getting Some Shot In The Arm With A Really Huge Needle. The patient must be injected with the vaccine in the upper arm with a 14-inch needle. Do not be alarmed when it goes clear through his/her arm- this is normal. Swelling and itching at the injection site may occur, but it is worth it because Getting Some Sick is worse than anything else! It is the worst thing ever! It is so bad! I don't like it and nobody does, because it is GAY GAY GAY GAY! There are many types of bacterias.
==See also==
*UnMedicine
*Get Some Mortgage
*An Other Disease
Category:Diseases
Category:Mr. Winkler
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:Anatomy
da:Sygdom
de:Krankheit
es:Enfermedad
fi:Sairaus
he:חיידק
ja:病気
no:Sykdom
pl:Choroba
zh:恶疾
zh-tw:惡疾
Get Tae Buggery

Get Tae Buggery is the de facto national anthem of the nation of Scotland. Get Tae Buggery is both a reminder of Scotland's dark past, an oath of allegiance to the island nation, and a celebration of three of the five things that makes Scotland great: buggery, violence and spanking; the other two being alcohol and red-headed women.
==History==
The song survives in its original form, exactly as it was written by ancient Druidic Skalds at the dawn of history. The Druids--a cult of warrior-treehuggers in dresses--crafted the song after years of painstaking labor, creating a martial war-song the likes of which the world had never heard before, and hadn't heard again until Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You.
Perhaps the saddest chapter in Scottish history when the song was thought lost. For over one-hundred years, the Druids were forced to hum through their noses and suck through their teeth, hoping to annoy their enemies into submission. This strategy proved disastrous in the Great Pirate-Ninja-Druid Wars.
Recently, the Mel Gibson discovered the lyrics while penning the biography Freedom, heck! I Want My Willy Back!!--the William Wallace Story. Mel, a long-time fan of men in dresses, graciously accepted the title of Honorary Druid, a feat that only a few hundred-thousand men can lay claim to.
==Lyrics==
Its full lyric is as follows:
:Get tae buggery
:Oot o' here
:Afore a skelp yir airse
This can best be translated as "Please leave the immediate vicinity, before I deliver sharp discipline to your buttocks."
However the full version is only sung at state funerals and at the annual burning-down of the Scottish Parliament. The more common version is simply
Get tae buggery (repeat)
and is chanted dully at anyone within earshot, before it fades sullenly into a sigh of tremendous gloom.
==Takeoffs==
Sharp-witted Druid wannabes and conspiracy theorists are always on the watch for instances of Get Tae Buggery creeping into popular media. A short and by no means comprehensive list follows:
*Roseanne Barr, in 1990, screeched out Get Tae Buggery instead of the American national anthem. Sadly, Men In Black arrived immediately and erased the memories of everyone in the stadium, and the viewing audience.
*Scottish Trekkies have noted that playing the theme to Star Trek: The Original Series backwards and at double-speed will produce a dirge that matches the meter to Get Tae Buggery
*Def Leppard's Pyromania video begins with the nonsense words "Gluten Glieben Glouten Globen", which have absolutely nothing to do with Get Tae Buggery.
Category:Scottish culture
category:Pages that wisna written by a body that's mither tongue is Scots
Getting swallowed by oversized potatoes fetish

The Getting Swallowed by Oversized Potatoes Fetish (GSOPF) is a trend introduced in the late 1980s by PETA as an attempt to curb the increasing popularity of kitten huffing. It was popular for a brief time, mainly due to it being endorsed by INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence, who would ultimately meet his demise in the gaping maw of a freakishly large tuber. GSOPF fell out of the mainstream culture during the 1990s, although it has experienced a resurgence as of late, after the introduction of several new Russet-type Pokémon. Despite all of this, it is still much less popular than kitten huffing, as well as kitten vaping.
Being swallowed by oversized potatoes is the national sport of Mexico.
==Statistics==
It is estimated that over 7,000 people in the United States are killed each year while attempting to be swallowed by oversized potatoes. According to the most recent figures from the U.S. Census, approximately 83% of those killed were otaku. The remaining 17% consisted of bloggers, furries, goths, Matchbox Twenty fans, bored hipsters, and a yak.
==Variations==
===Getting Swallowed by Oversized Electronic Potatoes Fetish===
This fetish is very similar in nature to GSOPF, with the addition that one must first build a simple electronic device, such as a radio, out of the giant potato before being swallowed by it. Those who practice GSOEPF claim that using the oversized potato as a battery makes it hungrier and more vicious, resulting in a more intense experience.
It is widely believed that TV's Mr. Wizard, a known advocate of GSOEPF, perished after successfully building an Apple ][ clone out of an oversized potato and being quickly devoured.
===Getting Stamped by Oversized Potato Stamps Fetish===
A practitioner of GSOPSF begins by tranquilizing an oversized potato. While the potato is unconscious, they carves out intricate patterns on its bottom side, and proceeds to cover these patterns with ink. When the potato awakens, it becomes angered by the carving of its body, and repeatedly stamps the fetishist into a flat pulp, imprinted several times by the carved pattern.
==GSOPF and the Law==
GSOPF is now illegal in most nations. The United States of America is the only place where possession of oversized potatoes has not been outlawed, as the National Potato Association (NPA) routinely lobbies congress to protect the rights of those who wish to be swallowed by oversized potatoes. If not wanting a permit the black market has a few under the conditions that you get one of your kidneys removed.
“You can have my oversized potato when you pry my cold, dead body from its mouth!”
:~ Motto of the NPA
==See also==
* Potato
* Vore
* Kitten Huffing
Category:Sexuality