Axel Trololol

Axel Trololol was a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, Chicago Firefighters, Baltimore Crabs, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, and The Hall Stars.
==Official League Records==
Axel Trololol joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints at the start of .
Trololol was the recipient of the blessing Literal Arm Cannon, maximizing their pitching rating.
Trololol was traded to the Chicago Firefighters in exchange for Atlas Guerra during the via the blessing. The blessing (awarded to the Firefighters after Trololol's trade) then further increased Trololol's pitching rating.
On , Day 30, Trololol became a lineup player due to Reverb.
Trololol was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Joshua Watson during the via the blessing. This blessing also made Trololol a pitcher again.
On , Day 66, Trololol siphoned some of Chicago Firefighters pitcher Caleb Alvarado's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. This made Trololol the best rated pitcher in the ILB at .
After Day 99 of Season 7, Trololol was .
During the events of Season 9, Day X, Trololol was stolen from the Crabs and made the sole pitcher of THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.
During the events of Season 10, Day X, Trololol was repeatedly exchanged between the Hall Stars and THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS due to Feedback caused by Jaylen Hotdogfingers' Fliickerrriiing. Trololol ultimately settled on the Hall Stars, replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers. After The Hall Stars' victory over the PODS, Trololol was Released from Internet League Blaseball.
==In Literature==
Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote to following about Trololol:
The fans of blaseball laugh and cry
The whims of Gods are never dull
And all the league did find it wry
When Crabs gained Axel Trololol.
A firefighter, true and true
Dear Axel mourned to leave his team
The Gods forced him to say adieu
To be a pitcher was his dream.
In Crabs he found a ready home
Their joy in water proved their worth
And as a red-shelled truck his chrome
Now glistened with a dewy mirth.
For now he is our honored guest
Until the Gods demand a switch
For Axel’s sake, we’ll try to jest
So long as he’s allowed to pitch.
==Fan Works==
Videos
*The Hall Stars by Olive
File:AXEL TROLOLOL.jpg|Axel's appearance while playing for the Breath Mints
File:Firefighter Axel.jpg|Axel with the Firefighters
File:55AxelTrololol.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Axel Trololol Day X PODS.jpg|alt=A digitally drawn blaseball TLOPPS card, featuring Axel Trololol pitching for the PODS. Trololol is a black man, with locs, a mechanical visor, and a red robotic chassis that either is covering the rest of his body or is the rest of his body. The chassis is styled with a car theme, with tires on his shoulders, and the arm closer to the viewer is a cannon with a digital display of the word, SHELLED, on it. Trololol is lit with a red glow, and stands with his side to the viewer as he looks at us from over his shoulder.|Trololol, pitching for the PODS. Day X Booster Pack TLOPPS Card by @skelebells
File:Axel Evil Driving.jpg|alt=A black and white ink drawing of a rude looking young boy with curly hair flying through the air while gripping onto the steering wheel of a disassembled fire truck. The truck is in a sort of exploded diagram form with all of the parts floating in the air. A license plate on the truck reads "TROLOLOL" and it is firing a baseball with a big X on it at the camera.|York Silk and Axel Trololol on the Pods, by Cori
File:Axel trololol luin tlopps.jpg|alt=A digitally drawn blaseball TLOPPS card, featuring Axel Trololol pitching for the Hall Stars. Trololol is a black man, with locs, a mechanical mask covering the lower half of his face, and a bluish metal robotic chassis that either is covering the rest of his body or is the rest of his body. The chassis is styled with a car theme, with a tire on one shoulder, and he lifts the arm without the tire, which has a cannon protruding from the center of a crab claw. Trololol is lit with a blue glow both from the background and from a blue flame emerging from one eye. The foreground of the card is a wave that rises up to cover the lower part of his body.|Trololol, pitching for the Hall Stars. Day X Booster Pack TLOPPS Card by @luins_
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