Garbage Day Showdown!

== Overview ==
Garbage Day Showdown! is the seventh solo audio drama that was released alongside Belphegor's character song Dreamscape on February 25th, 2021. 
== Transcript ==
Asmodeus: Ugh, there's so much garbage in the kitchen. This is so unpretty. Belphie! Today's your turn to take out the garbage, isn't it? Take it out, will you?
Belphegor: Who me? Couldn't be. It was Beel's turn.
Beelzebub: Who me? Couldn't be. It was Asmo's turn.
Asmodeus: Who me?! Couldn't be! There's no way!
Belphegor: Hmm, okay. I know how to settle this.
Beelzebub: Let's do it.
Asmodeus: Who will take out the garbage today...?
All: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors!
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Paper! 
Asmodeus: Scissors!
Asmodeus: Yay! I won!
Belphegor: *sigh*
Beelzebub: Hmph...
Asmodeus: Okay, you two, time for another round!
Belphegor: Ahh, I'm too tired. I don't wanna do it!
Beelzebub: And I'm still in the middle of my mountain goat cheese pizza...!
Asmodeus: Okay, good luck with deciding who takes out the garbage!
Belphegor: Here I go.
Beelzebub: Yup.
Both: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors!
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Scissors!
Asmodeus: Ah, one more round, huh?
Beelzebub: Dammit!
Belphegor: One more time.
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!
Asmodeus: One more round!
Belphegor: You're quite good at this.
Beelzebub: You're not bad yourself.
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Paper! 
Asmodeus: Another round...?
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Scissors!
Asmodeus: Wow...
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock! 
Asmodeus: Is this what I think it is...?
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock! 
Asmodeus: Is this like a twin telepathy thing? Is that why you're picking the same thing?
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors! Rock!
Two hours later...
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors... Rock...
Asmodeus: Is this ever going to end?! I'm gonna go crazy so I'm leaving!
The next day...
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage... ...garbage... ...rock, paper, scissors... Rock...
Asmodeus: You're still going?!
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage...
Asmodeus: Are you okay? H-Hey, I'm getting worried. H-Hey...?
One week later...
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.
Asmodeus: It's like you've lost all emotions. You've become a garbage, garbage, rock, paper, scissors machine!
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage. Garbage. Rock. Paper. Scissors. Rock.
One month later...
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Garbage, garbage♪ rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪! Rock! ♪ Garbage, garbage♪ rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪!
Asmodeus: What?! You're doing it to a tune now?! What kind of weird zone are you two in?!
Beelzebub/Belphegor: ...rock ♪ paper ♪ scissors ♪! The synchronized rock, rock, rock game! ♪ Rock! ♪ The synchronized rock, rock, rock game! ♪ Rock! ♪
Asmodeus: Now what?! It's a game where you only choose rock?
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ game!
Asmodeus: Now it's a song about rocks?! All you're saying is “rock”! I can't handle this. I'm going crazy. I'll take out the garbage! And you two with it!
Beelzebub/Belphegor: Rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪ rock ♪...