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Murcia

Murcia is a city in the south-eastern region of Spain, and the capital city of the Region of Murcia, being the 4th largest city in Spain (mostly because everyone left to the big city, or Alicante, or to the other country). It has gained the nickname of "Europe's secondary secondary secondary secondary tertiary harvest zone", due to its history and its role of producing and exporting several types of vegetable, fruit, and Dracaena Reflexa var Angustifolia.
Murcia was founded during the Arab casual conquest of Iberia, being named Mursiyah. According to Google Translate, that means Murcia in Uzbek. Very Arab. It was reformed and transformed later in the next millennium, to become the modern Murcia. It was home to several works by Francisco Salzillo, but unfortunately for the Spanish Salzillo, most of his work was destroyed ever since the creation of the Spanish Civil War.
==Geography==
Mostly flat. Murcia is mostly known for the river that crosses the city, called the Segura, that goes through the city, from downy-right, to uppy-west. Although the river is small, it creates floods every day in Murcia, causing a very low population in the city. Major times that the river caused floods were in 1879, 1973, and in .
=== Climate ===
Pretty hot for a Mediterranean country. In months like July, the city of Murcia gets very few rain, approximately one pinch.
== Demographics ==
The population of the city of Murcia is approximately 2,000 people, making it the fourth largest city in the Spanish Republic. According to very trustworthy sources, most people settled in Murcia are Germans, Anglos, and 'Muricans. Very few people in Murcia are actually Spanish. There is a major Christian population in Murcia, although there is a minor atheist group in said city. It has a population density of 1 inhabitants/km2, which is also ½ hab./sq.mi. The metropolitan area of Murcia has about 3,000 people, with only 4 of them being actually Spanish.
== Healthcare ==
Yes, Murcia does have healthcare. Most healthcare services are commanded by either the Region of Murcia, or the Germans. Many parts of the hospitals were made by Engilsh men.
==See also==
* Spain
* Alicante
* Nothing else
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Murder Drones

: This article is for aerodrones that want to kill you. For the YouTube webseriesmost likely created to suppress the results one would receive upon Googling Murder Drones prior to 2022, see here.
 refers to a phenomena in which an Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (or what normal people call a "drone") suddenly torpedoes into the ground, usually towards human targets, with no explanation or reason, hence the name. The existence of the phenomena has left the "scientists" baffled.
== History ==
Examples of the phenomena began emerging around 2014, when a Elbit Hermes 450 was seen falling into the middle of a busy roundabout, having suddenly lost connection while gliding over it. Luckily, nobody (of significance) was hurt. Following a string of similar reports in 2015 and 2016, the Government confiscated 2000 UAVs "under the assumption they were defective".
The BBC reported on a similar case in 2019 when an Alauda Airspeeder Mk II "ran out of battery" approximately 2,400 m in the air. Apparently, nobody was injured, but we dispute that.
Luckily, nobody seemed to care, even though the amount of sudden UAV "connection drops" began to dramatically increase. It's now impossible to enter a busy area and not find a small contraption of steel and plastic stuck in the road, usually impaling a pile of blood and flesh. The government still tried to cover it up anyway.
== Trivia ==
- A subreddit exists to document examples of erratic UAV behavior, mostly among UAVs that resemble birds, because they had to be sneaky to avoid being censored.
 
== See also ==
* The Amazing Digital Circus
* Hazbin Hotel 
Category:Murder
Category:Evil Technology 
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Murdered Puppy

The Murdered Puppy, only seen once in episode 76 of the 1980's Transformer's cartoon, plays a minor role in the resurgence of the Autocons. Or whatever they're called.
When the murdered puppy was living, it was not known by its famous moniker "Murdered Puppy" but rather "Ralph". Once an ally of the Decepticons, Ralph was hunted down and killed for various reasons by the hardest hardcore vanguard of Decepticons ever unleashed on a single enemy.
==What. The Hell?==
Rescued by Stapler-bot early in episode 76 from the pound, Ralph was a happy go lucky puppy. When he was introduced to the Decepticon hivemind, however, things started to go *ahem* "awry".
Apparently, Ralph could read. And not only English, but Robot too, for one of the reasons the Decepticons listed for murdering the Murdered Puppy in their press release was "knowing too much."
Following the murder, the Decepticons were mired in an onslaught of negative press. Scissorsbot, one of the evil Officebots, fielded most of the concerns by beeping, booping, and being generally obnoxious. 
Upon uploading all of the 20 megabytes of intergalactic knowledge that the Decepticons had spent thousands of years collecting, and after deleting all their inanimate object porn, Ralph gained superpowers.
==I'm Sorry, the Dog got Superpowers?==
The Murdered Puppy (secret identity: "Ralph"), gained enough power to generate electricity for all of Tokyo for a year. Although he had nothing to do with Tokyo, the Decepticons thought it was worth mentioning.
Among the information stolen from the SUPER-GOD MASTERFORCE mainframe was the location of Earth, how to make the perfect churro, and the super-secret location of the SUPER-GOD MASTERFORCE mainframe. The dog, using his newly found electrical powers, mated all night long and peed on those "No Dogs" signs, before finally being "deleted" by the Decepticons. Oh, I'm sorry, I meant "murdered". He was murdered.
A statue of the Murdered Puppy still graces the Decepticon library in Nashville, Tennessee.
==Sources==
*Murdered Puppy on Transformers Wiki.
Category:Crime
Category:Dogs
Museum of Bad Sex

A joint venture of the Museum of Bad Art and the Museum of Sex, The Museum of Bad Sex (MoBS) is a museum that features the low points of everyone's favorite pastime. Exhibits include:
* "Watch Your Teeth!": History's Worst Blowjobs
* "This'll Only Hurt For A Second": The Wax and Wane of Hot Wax
* Kermit and Miss Piggy: A Retrospective
Despite the apparent humor in a museum devoted solely to bad sex, the curators enact rigorous standards as to what they accept into the MoBS. First, the sex must not just be unpleasant, it must be hilariously, embarrassingly bad, such as one person farting while the other person is rimming. Second, the sex must be sincere; the MoBS will not accept hipsters having bad sex ironically. 
== Collection Highlights ==
=== Laurie and Edgar in the Field with A Fucking Mountain Goat Staring At Them ===
 
This painting details two lovers who are seconds away from a mood-killing wtf moment. This painting is the first of a series; the sequels are titled "Shoo, You Stupid Goat!", "Goat: Baaaaaaaaahhhh", "Just Go, I Don't Have Any Food For You", and "Sorry, Honey, Let Me Find A Rock So I Can Throw It At It".
=== Bathroom Sex ===
This simply-titled piece is one of performance art, where a couple of partly-clothed actors who aren't paid enough act out attempted sexual relations in a bathroom stall, 12 hours a day, 5 days a week, without success. This work of tragedy has been compared to the story of Sisyphus, who was also forced to work for all eternity but who only had to push a boulder around. 
== Critical Response ==
Responses have been mostly negative. Roger Ebert refused to call what the museum exhibits "art", banging on the "make text bigger" button on his keyboard to prove his point. 
== Location ==
The MoBS is located in the lower level of Your Mom. Admission is $2, not including the student/senior/group discount. Hours are 8am-8pm Mon-Fri, except on her birthday. Free lube is available at the coat check.
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Musical notation

Alright you stupid children, today in this class, you're going to learn about Music notation, and there's nothing you can say about it, you chocolate eating babies. Sit down, sit down, sit d—SARAH! Don't you dare put your fat ass on that table!
sigh... children these days. Am I right, Mrs. Tiffany?
What? You're saying that I'm being too aggressive? Do you know who I am?
Anyway, musical notation is the mother language of music, hence why it's called music notation. It was created when the first language was created, called cuneiform, but I know you guys don't know this. Yeah, I'm talking to you, Charlie, you nose-pricking son of a—oh well. Anyway, I'm going to teach you all how to read music. Doesn't that sound FUN? FUN? Like the F in fortissimo? Come on, someone? Ugh, you children are so boring.
==History==
As said, music notation was created a long, long time ago, in the ancient time of man, when Gluteus Assius discovered a nice sound that was made after he smashed the head of his ass-sponge into a cow.The cow would moo in the melody of Carne Vale. Pondering what that thing was, he posted a TikTok in which he did several stupid dances. Attention of this thing grew quickly, and someone began to call this thing "music".
Unfortunately, nobody cared about music back then, as everyone had shitty attention spans during the ancient times. It wasn't until this Polish person came around that music became an international thing. It was a musical revolution! Beethoven was shitting himself, Captain Music was thrown in the trash for being an unfunny clone of an already popular in-joke, and The Beatles... existed...
== Notation ==
To avoid sounding like a maniac, here's some of the basic notation stuff:
* Treble clef — High notes.
* Bass clef — Don't confuse bass with bass, or bass with bass. Also low notes.
* Alto clef — If you play with violence, or play with the violin, you'll understand.
* That old F clef — God damnit, it's the French, and the French only...
* Glissando — You ever had that one kid who put his hand on the keyboard and moved it from the lowest note to the highest note? That's a glissando, although that was a pretty shit glissando.
* Measure — Take the top number on a time signature, and that's how many beats are in a measure.
* Tempo — How fast it is.
* Pitch — Determines if the sound is ear-piercing.
* Common time — A lot of songs use this time signature, which makes sense.
* Cut time — Nobody knows what the fuck this does.
* Any key signature — Determines what song's are happy, and which ones are sad.
* 4/4 — Like common time... and that's it.
Speaking of 4/4, class, can you count to 4? I know you can! You're grade one-ers, you sur—JEREMIAH! Put your hand down! The only thing you've been doing is eating sheet music this entire class! I'd be shocked if you even know what the police is!
...ugh, children these days.
== See also ==
* Music
* Music theory
== Notes ==
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Muskrat

The Muskrat(vinny) is a large rodent with soft fur, big claws and a very long tail. The muskrat is also known as a tasty treat for many Canadians and a special dish at Kola's.
==Behavior==
When feeding, they may be observed nibbling on bacon and chewing on cheese. Excellent dancers, they can tango and do the jitterbug. They are the most romantic and erotic of all rodents; the male's foreplay includes "muzzle to muzzle" kisses, "rubbin her toes" and "ticklin her fancy". Muskrats can hold their breath for up to 17 minutes; wink wink nudge nudge.
==Conservation status==
For a time, muskrats in the U.S. were mercilessly hunted by Steve Ballmer to make toupees. Unfortunately, like cockroaches, muskrats are impossible to kill, and lay eggs on bald peoples heads when used as such. Following conservation campaigns by America and Captain & Tennile, numbers have since recovered. Some low-lying European countries such as Belgium and the Netherlands consider the muskrat to be a pest that must be exterminated; its burrowing causes damage to the dikes that these nations depend on for protection from flooding.
==Classification==
Atheist scientists would have you believe that muskrats are mammals. However, as the Catholic Church will tell you, animals that live in the water and don't have shells are fish and thus can be eaten for Lent... and if you question any of that, you are going straight to hell right after your execution.
==With garlic mashed potatoes==
It is said that muskrat tastes a bit like duck and that the hind legs are the best part. You can't make this shit up:
* "All God's creatures belong next to my garlic mashed potatoes" - Johnny Kolakowski, muskrat chef
* "Anyone who could eat muskrat was doing penance worthy of the greatest of the saints." - Michigan Bishop Kenneth Povish
==External links==
* The Devoted Friend (water-rat, muskrat... almost the same thing ;)
* Muskrat Love
* Muskrats don't love Lent
* Hinterland Who's Who - Muskrat
* Even Fred Phelps Loves Muskrats!
Category: Mammals
Category: Fish
Category:Rodents
MySpace bulletins

MySpace bulletins are like myspace comments, except they are more retarded. And they can be viewed by everyone on your friends list. 
==Reason for Existence==
When you get home from school, obviously, you must log into myspace to check and see if you got any comments. As usual you don't have any because you're not cool and because you're fat. Your next thoughts are that you can either logout, go running, mabye catch a movie, lose some of that weight OR you can stay ...FAGS... you drank last, and what you ate last, and especially, what you smoked last etc etc... There are also other options. Another popular option is the SeCRet CrUsh GaMe, (12 years and younger generally)
==Commonly titled bulletins==
# I am so ugly and fat, please view my pics and tell me I'm not as ugly as I think I am (NOTE: The person usually is as ugly as they think they are)
# DO NOT ADD THIS PERSON, HE IS A HACKER AND WILL HACK YOUR PAGE!! (In this case, the person is usually not a hacker but instead is one of the few MySpace users who still have a social life, but has posted an insulting comment on the sender's MySpace page)
#i know how 2 hak ur page so u hav 10000 friends if u send me ur user and pass i will hak it for u (This person usually WILL hack your page, however they will fill it with Goatse's and pictures of their own testicles. You walked right into this one by giving him your password, you total dipshit.)
# OMG OMG OMG THIS GUY DOES TOTALLY AMAZING PAINTINGS!!! (Redirects to some guy's pathetic artwork, note that the sender is usually receiving $9.99 an hour to advertise like this)
# oMg Do YoU cUt yOuRsElf? ii CuT MiiSeLf! (posted by an emo with no friends who likes to bleed on himself and take pictures of it)
# JONAS BROTHERS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAWT <33333333333333333 (some kind of fangirl?)
# post this on 10 pages or you will suffer the cruel fate of (Insert cruel method of torture here)
==If bulletins aren't enough to pass the time while you wait for myspace comments==
Try taking pictures of yourself to make yourself look more emo.
==See also==
*Bulletin destroying
*Myspace
*Losers that have way too much time on their hands
Category:Internet
Category:Communication
My 'E', 'P' and 'A' keys are going to fall off

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My Duel with ADD

It all began one day when I realized I could not concentrate. Hmm... Recent Changes... I wanted so badly to dedicate myself to my work and my I'm kinda hungry... ...my... darn it, lost my train of thought. So yeah. 
ADD! I hereby challenge thee to a duel! To the death!
ADD lunges for my throat yelling, "NINJAS!"
I grab his wrist and twist him over with a sharp, "I need to graduate!"
He grins at me. "Aren't you hungry?"
I parry his grin with a smirking, "I just ate."
Not to be defeated so quickly, he dances over to IRC, drawing my attention with him.
"NO!" I yell. I avert mine eyes out of reverence. "There's work to be done."
...Needless to say, I'm not perfect, and I falter for a bit. But enraged by this failing, I turn on him, a sword of determination raised.
"Fine," he says. And with that, ADD wipes my mind blank.
... 
AAAEEEUUURRGGHHH!! I emerge from the stupor. "I need to do this! Leave me alone!"
"My, it's been quite some time since you checked Recent Changes, hasn't it?"
I hesitate. I want so bad just to look, but I need to beat him, crush him, destroy him.
And then, BAM! It hits me. He feeds off my attention.
I turn my back to him. "I don't care."
"But--"
"I don't care."
"Fine." He skips gayly off.
I know he'll be back, but for now, I have won.
Crap! I still haven't done that work!
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My Own Private IPO

"Well, Ang, The Hulk tanked. But hey, that "Bareback Mountain" thing did great business. Have you considered a followup? Ang Lee, gay cowboys ..."
:~ studio head
"Fuck off."
:~ Ang Lee
My Own Private IPO, Ang Lee's dreamtime riff on Shakespeare's Henry IV, Parts I and II, features River Phoenix as a narcoleptic net.bum sysadmin who is first seen drifting on a stretch of information superhighway in Usenet around the thousandth of the Eternal September 1993 with a 2400-baud modem, a dumb terminal and a dialup line to his old university account for as long as it lasts.
River shifts from Usenet to Usenet II, where he has taken up with Keanu Reeves, who is also a sysadmin. River feels a real affection for Keanu, but Keanu does not believe system administrators can really love each other. Besides, Keanu is mostly sysadminning as a means of slumming and killing time before his options vest and he gets his omg l33t Matrix p0w3rz whoah!
River delusionally thinks Keanu will continue with his life as a net.bum after receiving his investor buyout. River's belief is shared by the dregs of the Monastery, a ragtag band of system administrators who live out of the abandoned Usenet II NNTP network with their spiritual leader Paul Hogan. They are convinced Keanu's dot.com win will benefit them all, when in reality Keanu plans to use the money to escape his bleak net.bum existence, abandon his friends, stop demonstrating against Scientology, fly away in a Russian space shuttle and found My Space — where the site's essence of pure weapons-grade September will remain strong even as the year passes 19100, the Internet overflows two digits, technology collapses, all websites are designed on LSD-dusted Etch-a-Sketches and text-based communication in general ZOMG WTF LOL ^_^ <3  ϵ( )϶  disintegrates into the dusts of time.
After Keanu's optionaire transcendence, River is hired by Robert Redford for a contract position at a bank, but doesn't do well enough for the contract to be renewed. He is later rumoured to have died publicly, spectacularly, and stupidly outside Ed Wood's nightclub, but it turns out this state is indistinguishable from retreating to Debian stable, contributing to Nethack, talking about switching to NetBSD, and having a home page URL with a tilde in it, whereon he flatly refuses to go beyond HTML 3.2 or learn CSS in any manner whatsoever. Having become a sysadmin just a few years too early, he tragically cannot get away with dressing goth to get a sxxy deth chyk girlfriend who will use Linux drunk while wearing nice boots and a corset. Dammit. And his brother then goes and makes country cooler instead. Dammit. Dammit.
Note: After the Macromedia Flash™ simulation of River's cremation is released to the world via Newgrounds, his electronic ashes are hermetically sealed in a film canister in order to prevent him later rising out of them in order to take advantage of the Web 2.0 venture-capital hype machine. Not that he'd manage it that time either.
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My first article on Uncyclopedia

Hello Uncyclopedia! This is my first article on your site. So- wha? 
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