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I didn't thank Kind Stranger for his gold, and then things started getting strange

Okay, so this all started when I posted my Big Chungus and Keanu Reeves crossover meme to r/PewdiepieSubmissions. It was wholesome 100, to say the least. Within a few hours, it gained thousands of upvotes. That's when I got the notification, when my life as I knew it was about to change.
An anonymous redditor liked your submission so much that they've given it the Gold Award.
As a reward, you get some special flair on your submission. Additionally, you get one week of Premium membership and 100 Coins to improve your experience! Very dapper.
I had received my first ever Reddit gold. As I was crying tears of joy, I forgot to edit my post, and thank the kind stranger. I didn't think it much of it after, and I went to sleep a fulfilled man. That night, I had many wonderful dreams about Minecraft and Elon Musk.
When I woke up the next morning, I screamed for my mom to bring me my wake-up tendies; but I was met with silence. After 5 more minutes of constant hollering, I got out of bed to investigate the situation. Mom wasn't in her bedroom OR her kitchen, which where the only two places a woman should be. I was furious, so I decided to take a Belle Delphine bathwater bath to calm myself down. When I opened the bathroom door, I was met with the mutilated corpse of my mom in the bathtub. Written above her in her own blood were words that chilled me to my bone.
YOU DIDN'T THANK ME
I rushed into mom's basement to make the edit, but to my horror, the post had been archived. As I contemplated what I was going to do, I glanced at my karma, and my heart stopped. I was at -666. All my karma, brutally murdered for not thanking the kind stranger. As tears rolled down my eyes, My computer crashed. It tried to reboot, but something was holding it back. SomeONE was holding it back. I tried manually restarting it, but nothing worked. As I attempted to fix the PC, a red text flashed across the screen.
"I'M COMING FOR YOU"
I punched through my monitor and pulled out my Nerf Barrel Break ™ . Nothing was going to take me down today. I sat by my PC for hours, until I decided I was safe to go. As I strode out of the room, I heard a monotone, but strangely familiar voice emitting from behind me. I whipped my body around, and I was immediately paralyzed. Before me stood Kind Stranger himself.
"You didn't thank me"
If you ever get a gold on reddit, NEVER FORGET TO THANK KIND STRANGER.
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I disagree with this statement (Copypasta)

I am absolutely fucking angry and disgusted that I have to totally disagree with this bullshit statement. After thoroughly examining it, it's clear that this is just a load of complete fucking nonsense. It's a completely ridiculous and absurd idea that belongs in the fucking trash heap, and it has zero evidence or logical reasoning to back it up. In fact, I'll go as far as to say that this statement is nothing but a pile of fucking hogwash and isn't even worth thinking about. It's a clear example of irresponsible and fucking clueless thinking, and it doesn't deserve any fucking credibility or legitimacy. Even considering it as a legitimate viewpoint is fucking ridiculous, and I'm not going to give it any fucking credence or respect. This statement is a fucking prime example of the type of irrational and baseless thinking that has no place in any intelligent conversation. It shows a lack of critical thinking skills and a refusal to engage in evidence-based analysis. It's a fucking shame that these irresponsible and baseless ideas are given any platform or attention, because they only serve to undermine the foundations of informed and thoughtful discourse. Therefore, I'm fucking rejecting this statement and any notion that it has any validity or truth. It's a clear example of intellectually lazy and clueless thinking that has no place in the modern world. And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go fucking laugh at this absurdity and shake my head in disbelief at how fucking foolish it is.
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I don't believe in specific paranormal things but I saw something

So I was totally walking my dog down the street the other day. I never use a leash because my dog is a person too and you know, I prefer to consider him a "sapienly-challenged, canine inclined individual". Which makes me feel bad about calling him a dog so... Me and my homeslice Buster were cruising down the parkway the other night, like we do. When Buster says to be, "Hey man, bark bark bark." And I'm like, "Oh you wanna go to the park? See some trees. We can do that shit." So I let Buster lead the way, walking under the foggy street lamps in the cool evening. The sky is awash with stars... Like four or five.
I don't know why I said awash, light pollution really blots out most of them. I'm really getting into creative writing these days so I might digress a bit, use some unnecessarily flowery language. But I swear, this all happened just 30 minutes ago and I am still shaking.
I don't believe what I saw. But first, Buster and I are cruising down the gravelly sidewalk, under the amber street lamps. When I shout, "Hey Buster, don't sniff that disgusting fucking hobo!" And I have a moment of introspection, because I realize, "Hey self - this is a fucking disgusting individual. He might be in a hard place of his life. Who are you to judge?" So the hobo gets up from out of the dumpster and I realize that he doesn't have a face!!!
All I can see is his yellow teeth in the darkness. It's just utter blackness. I'm terrified, and start running. But as I run, I realize I forgot Buster. And I have a moment of reflection and say, "Damn, self! You are one stank-ass racist. You just dehumanized that fucking disgusting hobo because his face was not visible in the light. You should go back and apologize. Even though you didn't say anything to him directly." So I head back and Buster is looooong gone. And I realize that the hobo it's too! So here I am, the cool night air brushing against my exposed scrotum (I like to go out in drag at night, commando in my skirt) and that's when across the way I see what looks like a stick figure with giant bat wings crawling feet first up the Walgreens to the roof! It performs a sacrificial ritual, bloodletting a unicorn onto a stone altar, before opening a purple interdimensional portal, through which I see a million faces clamoring to escape and they all look just like me! So I walk on back to my house, and Buster greets me at the door and I say, "You know Buster, I think it's time to do a little journaling on reddit." So I plop myself on my futon and start writing, because I'm just so overwhelmed. I'm just shaking. That's it, just shaking. And I am frantically typing. Didn't even think to take a photo. But I made sure to really set the scene and provide a view of what's going on in my head through the whole experience. Because I know what you're looking for is a story where I show, don't tell. That's the way evidence is gathered on these "true" subreddits.
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I don't like false advertisement

FALSE ADVERTISEMENT IS THE BEST! I love doing it. Like going into chat and posting a link to a porn site and saying it's a new wikia that I made LOL XD! It's awesome! There is never any reason to advertise the truth when you can just lie about it.
It's like with, say, calling a new bed the future of sleeping. It's not the future of sleeping, though. But they say it is, so people buy it, and when they're disappointed, the store says the warranty is over and that the customer can't return it XD I LOVE IT!
And no one realizes that false advertisement is false until they test it, which is the best part! They always just try it out and when it doesn't work, they get all butthurt! It's hilarious. Like saying that Sonic.exe is the best trollpasta ever when it's supposed to be a creepypasta! XD
I'm gonna stop using overused jokes now.
Window to room breaks open, hitting me in the face and causing hyper-realistic real blood to pour out*
HAHA! GOT YOU Oh wait, LOLSKELETONS is the one that broke the window. I'm banned from the wiki for a whole day now. But I'm not butthurt, I mean, it's only a day.
goes to the bathroom to see that ass is on fire*
HAHA! GOT YOU AGAIN!
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I don't recognize this binch in my wedding photos

I was looking through my wedding pics and noticed this lady in white. She was thin, blonde, and happy. Who the fuck was she?
I looked at myself, chubby, brunette, and unhappy. Oh, yeah. That's what happens after you have 3 kids and a husband lol sike
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I dont understand my condition

By: Haven Kline, sometimes i just wonder about my autism I walk in circles not knowing what im doing. Listin to the same song on repeat and think it is diffrent. But that is not what confuses me the most sometimes i just stare off to no where and not know what im looking at. And you might think it is because of the autism but i dont think it is. i mean sometimes i want to do things that arent even what i think about. like once i thought i was a demon with wings and then i snap in a freak out and start yelling out of nowhere but I like to think about nothing about darkness instesad of light. And when I do I sit in my room pitch black. And say nothing not even laying down just sitting there staring at the wall somtimes i satrt muttering jumblish and think it means something and the thing is i hate the dark is hate it when a room is dark i just run from it. But sometimes, I welcome it to consume me and let no one see me. And when im done I get terrified of myself but that is enough. i dont even know if anyone is reading this but if you are messege me on my email [email removed] and anyone who does the same please, we will figure out what is going on.
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I fell asleep masturbating with the curtains open and porn playing

I thought it would be nice to nut before I slept and before my sleeping pill kicked in and my room was dark so I figured why close the blinds.
I was lubing up my cock with silicone lube, felt really good and got my cock really hard and was enjoying what I was watching.
Next thing I realized, I wake up at 11am, dick in hand with lube, lube spilled all over my body and sheets and porn still playing and the neighbors can clearly see what happened.
I live in an apartment area, and at the first floor so everybody next door saw everything. The neighbor right in front of me was having lunch and raised his glass to say cheers to me and smiled.
Advice: cover all your bases before jerking off, and don't jerk under the influence.
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I found a haunted stone

So I was was walking around a neighbourhood when I came across this strange park. It had trees and grass and benches like a regular park, with gravel paths and stuff too. But all over the park were these strange rectangular stones, organized in neat rows with names and dates on them. Cool, I thought to myself, one of those could be a real nice coffee table in my living room!
So I borrowed a wheelbarrow (the owner had padlocked his shed, how inconsiderate) and loaded one of the stones onto it. This was late in the evening, so there were no one around to help me, but I managed anyway. Those things are heavy!
After a long struggle, I finally had it set up in my living room when I felt a chill in the air. I closed the open window to stop the chill, and when I turned around, an old man, pale and transparent, stood next to the stone, staring at me. "You have desecrated my grave!" he said in a rasping old guy voice "By removing my tombstone you have disturbed my eternal slumber!"
So anyway, this stone thing might be Tombraider merchandise or something, but the old ghost guy won't shut up about it, it's definitely haunted. So I did the only thing I know how, I got out my phone and I'm asking you guys, what do I do now?
PS: Why is it an old guy haunting the stone, and not Lara Croft?
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I found an envelope with rules that weren't in the employment manual

I work at a company. I found an envelope with rules that weren't in the employment manual.
I opened the envelope that I had found tucked away at the back of my desk drawer. On the aged, yellow paper there was scrawled 8 simple rules. I skim read them and was absolutely terrified, and slightly aroused, by what I read. Immediately I went to my boss, Jeff.
"Jeff, I just found this list of rules in the back of my desk drawer! Am I supposed to follow them?"
"Were they in the employment manual?"
"No."
"Then... I wouldn't." Replied Jeff. "The employment manual is an entirely comprehensive legal document that we follow to the letter. There's no need to follow any other rules that you might find lying around."
"Fair enough."
"What do they say? Out of interest."
"Oh, just that I have to murder virgins and sacrifice their blood to the great god Imhotep."
"Anything else?"
"If I see a dead rotting baby climbing out of the toilet, I have to do anything it asks me."
"Well, do they sound like rules you should follow, Jimmy?"
"No, not really."
"Not really at all, Jimmy. Now get back to work. It's not like we haven't got enough on our plate at the moment."
"Tell me about it. The Johnson contract is closing next month."
"Exactly, the Johnson contract. Not to mention preparations for the Christmas party."
"Of course. We're both on the social committee and as such have to plan the party."
"Too right."
This is when I notice a trickle of thick black goo emanating from under the nearby men's toilet. As I watched it the door began to creak slowly open. Inch by inch a decaying, rotten face of an unusually obese baby appeared, its eyes locked angrily on mine.
"Kill Jeff." It barked, coughing up more of the goo. "Kill your boss Jeff. Now. Do it NOW!"
"Not until it's in the employment manual." Said Jeff, as he got up and pushed the door shut.
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I found an outlet in the Backrooms, and it's not what you think

I found an outlet in the Backrooms, and it's not what you think... it's not a power outlet. It's a weakness outlet. I can not charge my phone and I am low on hydration. Please send help.
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I found something creepy in the woods

yesterday at 1am my dog got up. so i take it outside.then i hear footsteps comeing from the woods. so i was dumb and went in the woods to check it out. i feel just a creepy vibe in the woods so i took a picture. please comment if you see anything i dont see please. i was getting really creepped out so i got back in my house.i got up really early in the morning like 6am and i wanted to see if there was something creepy in the woods so i went back in. i see a deer so i pull out my phone it was hard to see but i zoomed in and took a picture. i leave because i want the deer to be in peace so i leave. then at like 5pm in the day my dog has to go out so i thougt it would be a good idea to take her in the woods to see the deer but... i go in the woods and the deer is dead. i take a picture. i dont like it i say. then my little friend comes. her name is deer friend. you can find her in any woods with deer. go in the woods and say: DEERS COME AND PLAY WITH ME PLAY WITH ME! BRING YOUR FRIEND OR I WILL CRY. then get any meat you want and her nice pack of deers will come and PLAY WITH YOU. jessii and tie please view this and try it out. she let me take a picture.... also if you dont play right you will be the meat.....
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I fucking hate Stuart Little

I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you're thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero? And I can't even tell you how many damn times I've seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I'm going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didn't write his autograph, no, he wrote "you're a piece of shit, and I fucked your mom". I'm now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you've wronged will rise against you.
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I got a job at mcdonald, and it has weird rules

It was a Saturday evening when I got an email titled "hello welcome to mcdonald your hired". I kept reading and it seemed normal until I came across this "you need to follow rule 1. pee on the grill every night 2.dont stare at ronald mcdonald or he will eat children 3. dont eat the piss burger in the playplace 4. if you smell berrys make sure to take 500$ out of the register and give it to ronald mcdonald". I thought the rules were just a joke and I shrugged it off. When I arrived for my first shift the store was empty. I make nuggies for a while and everything was normal. As the sun rose I forgot to piss on the grill. I rushed to lock the front doors as a 400lb child ran through and started eating all the nuggets. I told him there were hot singles in his area then he left. I then went to clean ronald. I was staring at him as he came to life and threw me across the room. I had to get the shotgun to contain him. After that I went to clean the stinky playplace. I found a smelly burger and decided to eat it. When I finished it I remembered rule 3. I had to throw up the burger before it could kill me. Then I smelt berries. I gave ronald the 500$ right as my shift was ending. I know im not coming back.
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I got these cheese burgers man

One time when I was sitting on my porch this random man ran up to me and said:
"You got any change?"
I then replied with "Sorry I'm all out"
The man then said "Maan I got these cheeseburgers maan"
I just looked at him and said " I don't want a cheeseburger"
He just replied "Please maan, I'd suck yo dick"
I said to the man "Ew get out of here"
and he ran off. 
...
You got spare change?
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I hate my job

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next girl is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel in the crowd has to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's and to make things worse he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day. Anyway, I drive these retards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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I hear it outside my window every night

Every night I hear strange sounds from through my window it started when I moved into my own small house outside the city hell outside everywhere but now I wish I had just stayed at my parents home you see whenever I hear the sounds I am always looking up or away from the windows and I can't move.
At first I thought it was sleep paralysis but now I know it isn't it can't be.
One night I hadn't heard the chattering sound so I got up finally thinking I had escaped from this hell that was having paralysis whenever I so much as lie down.
I got water from the tap and when I finished I went back to the room.
Chattering the sound was there but this time I wasn't paralyzed I picked up the closest thing to a weapon I had my guitar stand and slowly peeled back the curtains.
Nothing Nothing through the window I breathed a sigh of relief realizing it was just sleep paralysis.
I turned around and then the skeleton popped out!
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I hear pooping in my attic

Don't you hate that sound, of someone defecating in your toilet? Now how about you hear it in your attic..??!?!???!
I was trying to sleep in a fecal fetal position. There was a room to the attic toilet in my room. I keep hearing pooping noises in there. One day I tried to confront it, and heard eyes in front of me. It was so spoopy. It threw a toilet paper roll at me and I called the cops.
They came eventually while I was changing my pants and said they found a nest of poop in the attic. It might have been from the previous owner of the house but they would have to DNA test it first. They couldn't do any more but told me to try to poop somewhere else for a while until they could clean it up.
I don't know what to do now, so scared to sleep now because what if it comes back...
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Category:Potty Humor
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