Legacy of the Beast: 666 the Killer

HEWWWWOOOOOO!!!! OwO 
My Nama is Jamie and the stroray you'r abiut too read is 100% real and must sertaintly not a werk of fiction made by a bored teen. HEWWWOOOOOO!!! My name is Jamie, and I'm a major fukijn bad a**. I'm the biggest f**king bad arse in the hole f**king world! Today I was abut to relax and start listening to some Korn but then mi moterh walked in on and told me hat mi big brother died in a motorcycle crash and now I got to keep his phone and lether jacket. I wuz sooooo happi! I gut to git a new jackin and a new fone cuz mi brother dued. I grabbed the phone and I couldn't wait to download my favorite game in the whole f**king world, Iron Maiden's "Legacy of the Beast!" But the phone was cracked and broken cuz mybroter has his phine on em dumring the motorcyyvcle crash (like a dingus). Soooo I just decided to play Leagcy of the Beast un my phone instad. I clicked on the game and got ready to game. My teim on Legacy of the Beast consisted of, 2019 Tour Eddie the Head, a green Hellraiser, a blue Banshee, and the Wicker Man. I got ready to battle some people in PVP mode on the game and I did. I one 6 rounds in PVP modeC, and I new I couldn't be defeeted in dis game, for I AM THE F**KING STRONG!!! But I was rong... So very... vasry... WERONG!!! A new opponent challenged me on the game and the opponent's name was "666." I WAS staretled by dis very much so, and "666's" team had The Beast, Baphomet, Lucifer, and an Eddie that looked like JEFF THE KILLER! I wus very scarred by dis, and I wanted tu eixt the battle BUT I COULN'T!!! Th battle began to start and 666 got to attack FIRST!!!!!!! The Beast attacked my Hellraiser and when he did he killed him but whenever he killed him..................................... IT WAS TWRRIFYING!!! My Hellraiser exploded and his hyperrealistic bones and insides fell everywhere and there was hyperrealistic blood dat came out of him too! I was TRAMATIZED by this more than I wver was tramatized by anything ever! Then Baphomet did a pimp slap attack dat damage to my whole team and made hyperrealistic blood to gush out of them and the pump slap attack killed the Wicker Man and made HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD to gush outta him and caused his woody insides to gush everywhere. And as the Wicker Man died he let out a hyperrealistic Scream that sounded like Nicholas Cage! I was very very scared now! Deez bloody nurders got even more and more gruesome as this battle contindue on. The only members of my teum that were left were my Eddie and me waifu, the Banshee. Lucifer then attackted my Banshee with a terrifying, Satanic, hyperrealistic, very scary, bloody, upside down pentagraham attack. The Banshee then died and hyperrealistic blood sprang out of her bodi as she let out a scream as her body then dsintjgrayed and all dat wuz left wre her hyperrealistic insides then those dysnetegrwated as well! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY WAIFU!!!" I hve basically lost all my will to live at this Ppoint all as Lucifer began to let out an evil laugh like he was laughing at mi pane and tragidy As hi wis aboyt to welcome me tu the Gates of Hell. The only member of my team that remained wuz my Eddie and then it was the Jeff the Killer Eddie's (Imma call him "Eddie the Killer") turn. Then ALL OF GHE SUDEEN!!! THE unspokeable happend!!!!!!!!!!!.............. My Eddie was suddenly transported out of the arena and in to a dark alleyway that lookd like outsid of mi hous. Then I could all of the sudden hear breathing coming from the gam as my phone begun to vibrate like it was beeayhing and too mak tings wors da breathin sounded lke me! This even chilled me to my very core. Then I saw two glowing bloodshot red eyes stare right back at me. Then Eddie the Killer through an ax at my screen which caused my screen to break. Den Eddie walkwd towards mi and piced up da axe and den slaxhed at da skreen. Then hyperrealistic blood splattered across the screen and a I ten gelt pane of my thumb nd noticed it got cut clean off my Eddie the Killer and that the bllod on da screen wuz my BLOOD!!!!!! Eddie the Killer then began to try crawl outta da screen and into da reel world. I knew I couldn't Lib with myseld if dat happened so I grBbed my trusty AK 47 and rained down fire and furry on my phone wit da bullets as a I blasted my pone to peases so dat Eddie the Killer couldn't get out into da rela world. I blasted my fone to bits and my pone was nothing more than ash and Eddie the Killer was no more. THE END????
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