New York Millennials

:"Millennials" redirects here. For other uses, see Millennials (disambiguation).
The New York Millennials are a Blaseball team in the Mild High division of the Mild League. They competed in Ultra League Blaseball in Season A, and have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season B. For Seasons 1-5 of the ILB, they played in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League. For Season 6-8, they played in the Wild High division of the Wild League. Since Season 9, they have played in the Mild High division of the Mild League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since , and claim to be "the gayest team in blaseball". 
==Roster==
===Expansion Era===
Select Tlopps Blaseball Cards can be found here.
==Former Players==
===Incinerated===
*Scrap Murphy (Season 2, Day 40; replaced by Felix Garbage)
*Chorby Soul (Season 3, Day 14; replaced by Sandie Turner)
*Wesley Dudley (Season 7, Day 24; replaced by Nandy Fantastic)
*Dominic Marijuana (Season 7, Day 59; replaced by Charlatan Seabright)
*Chorby Soul (Season 16, Day 88; replaced by Mikan Hammer)
*Winnie Mccall (Season 16, Day 92; replaced by Anathema Elemefayo)
===Feedback Swaps===
*Alyssa Harrell (Season 4, Day 15; replaced by Penelope Mathews)
*Richardson Games (Season 4, Day 83; replaced by Ren Hunter)
*Conrad Vaughan (Season 6, Day 22; replaced by Valentine Games)
*Valentine Games (Season 6, Day 51; replaced by Andrew Solis)
*Bates Bentley (Season 12, Day 50; replaced by NaN)
*Fynn Doyle (Season 17, Day 15; replaced by Sandie Carver)
===Transferred===
*Mclaughlin Scorpler (Post-season 3, to Hades Tigers)
*NaN (To the Chicago Firefighters, , replaced by Peanut Holloway)
*Alejandro Leaf (To the Tokyo Lift, , no replacement)
*Mags Banananana (To the Mexico City Wild Wings, , replaced by Mullen Peterson)
*Schneider Bendie (To the Boston Flowers, , replaced by Glabe Moon)
*Penelope Mathews (To the Seattle Garages, , replaced by Chorby Soul)
*Uncle Plasma (To the Kansas City Breath Mints, , replaced by Oscar Vaughan)
*Mikan Hammer (To the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, , replaced by Conrad Vaughan)
*Felix Garbage (To the LA Unlimited Tacos, , replaced by Greer Gwiffin)
*Glabe Moon (To the Boston Flowers, , replaced by Schneider Bendie)
*Chorby Short (To the Boston Flowers, , replaced by Castillo Turner)
*Andrew Solis (To the Ohio Worms, , replaced by Kichiro Guerra)
*Kichiro Guerra (To the Ohio Worms, , replaced by Andrew Solis)
*Castillo Turner (To the Boston Flowers, , replaced by Chorby Short)
*Chorby Short (To the Boston Flowers, , replaced by Castillo Turner)
*Hatfield Suzuki (To the Hades Tigers, , no replacement)
*Castillo Turner (To the Hawai'i Fridays, , replaced by Beck Whitney)
*Ezekiel Throckmorton (To the Seattle Garages, , no replacement)
*Ramirez Winters (To the LA Unlimited Tacos, , no replacement)
===Echoed into Static===
*Wyatt Mason IX (, Day 77)
===Redacted===
*Peanut Holloway (, Day 15)
*Ren Hunter (, Day 15)
*Agan Espinoza (, Day 11)
===Faded to Dust===
*Chorby Soul IV ()
*Uncle Plasma II ()
*Clare Ballard II ()
===Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists===
*Erickson Fischer (, Day 113, stolen by Worldwide Field )
*Jake Swinger (, Day 3, stolen by The Cookout )
*Munro Tumblehome (, Day 13, stolen by Yellowstone )
*Jacobus Harper (, Day 20, stolen by The Meadow )
*Fenry Stickybeak (, Day 44, stolen by The Choux )
==Season Results==
For more detailed recaps of the Millennials' seasons, see New York Millennials/History.
Season	Record	Wins	Division Rank	Subleague Rank	Postseason
1 	46-53 	46 	5th 	8th 	Did not qualify
2 	44-55 	44 	5th 	8th 	Did not qualify
3 	65-34 	65 	1st 	1st 	Division Series: Won 3-1 over the Dallas SteaksChampionship Series: Won 3-1 over the San Francisco LoversInternet Series: Lost 3-2 to the Hades Tigers
4 	58-41 	58 	1st 	2nd 	Division Series: Won 3-1 over the Dallas SteaksChampionship Series: Won 3-2 over the Chicago FirefightersInternet Series: Lost 3-0 to the Hades Tigers
5 	64-35 	64 	1st 	2nd 	Division Series: Lost 3-1 to the Chicago Firefighters
6 	51-48 	51 	4th 	5th 	Did not qualify
7 	55-44 	55 	4th 	4th 	Division Series: Lost 3-0 to the Baltimore Crabs
8 	50-49 	50 	2nd 	5th 	Did not qualify
9 	44-55 	44 	5th 	8th 	Did not qualify
10 	47-52 	47 	4th 	7th 	Chosen as Mild League Wild Card entrant.Wildcard Round: Won 2-0 over the Philly PiesDivision Series: Won 3-1 over the Canada Moist TalkersChampionship Series: Lost 3-0 to the Charleston Shoe Thieves
11 	40-57 	40 	4th 	9th 	Did not qualify
12 	55-44 	55 	3rd 	4th 	Wildcard Round: Lost 2-1 to the Charleston Shoe Thieves
13 	53-46 	56 	1st 	4th 	Wildcard Round: Lost 2-1 to the Kansas City Breath Mints
14 	49-50 	49 	4th 	7th 	Did not qualify
15 	63-36 	63 	1st 	3rd 	Division Series: Lost 3-1 to the Canada Moist Talkers
16 	23-76 	22 	6th 	12th 	Did not qualify
17 	38-61 	38 	4th 	10th 	Chosen as Mild League Wild Card entrant.
Wildcard Round: Lost 2-0 to the Hawai'i Fridays
18 	31-68 	31 	6th 	12th 	Did not qualify
19 	53-46 	-53 	5th 	9th 	Did not qualify
20 	50-49 	52 	3rd 	6th 	Did not qualify
21 	61-38 	67 	3rd 	5th 	Chosen as Mild League Wild Card entrant to the Overbracket.
Wildcard Round: Won 2-1 over the Philly Pies
Division Series: Lost 3-0 to the Baltimore Crabs
22 	47-52 	58 	5th 	8th 	Qualified for the Underbracket after the Moist Talkers were selected as the Overbracket wild card.
Wildcard Round: Won 2-1 over the Seattle Garages
Division Series: Won 3-1 over the Yellowstone Magic
Championship Series: Won 4-3 over the Hawai'i Fridays
Internet Series: Lost 3-2 to Miami Dale
23 	58-41 	67 	2nd 	4th 	Wildcard Round: Won 2-1 over the San Francisco Lovers
Division Series: Lost 3-1 to the Canada Moist Talkers
24 	57-42 	28 	2nd
(Vault) 	n/a 	n/a
==Election Results==
Season	Direct Outcomes 	Indirect Election Effects
1 	None 	None
2 	Won Soul Swap blessing (26% of the vote, highest bidder)Stats were randomized for the team's five worst players: Theodore Cervantes, Fynn Doyle, Richardson Games, Winnie McCall, and Conrad Vaughan. 	The Fourth Strike decree applied Fourth Strike to NYM for Season 3.
3 	No blessings won.Highest bidder for Evil Wind Sprints (29%) 	Exile, won by the Hades Tigers, saw Mclaughlin Scorpler move to the Tigers in exchange for Alyssa Harrell.
4 	No blessings won.Highest bidder for Evil Wind Sprints (46%) 	The Targeted Shame decree applied Targeted Shame to NYM for Season 5.The Alternate Reality decree replaced Wesley Dudley and Fynn Doyle with Alternates.The Getting In Their Heads (Literally) blessing, won by the Boston Flowers, impaired the NYM maximum vibes by 7%.
5 	No blessings won.
Highest bidder on Mutual Aid blessing (22% of the vote) 	None
6 	Won Ooze (3%)Team power was boosted by 10%.Won The Best Defense (36%, highest bidder)The best hitting pitcher, Bates Bentley, and the worst hitter, Penelope Mathews, swapped positions.Highest bidder for Collect Call (25%)	None
7 	Won Hot Sauce Packet (2%)Sandie Turner became Spicy.Highest bidder for The Iffey Jr. (56%) 	The Shame Bubble blessing, won by the Hawai'i Fridays, was applied to NYM for Season 8.
8 	No blessings won.Highest bidder for Subleague Swap (38%) 	The Subleague Swap blessing, won by the Mexico City Wild Wings, moved NYM to the Mild High division.
9 	No blessings won.Highest bidder for Grab and Smash (42%) 	The Fifth Base Bubble blessing, won by the Baltimore Crabs, applied Fifth Base to NYM for Season 10.The Hot Sauce Bar blessing, won by the Seattle Garages, applied Spicy to Charlatan Seabright.The Shame Bubble blessing, won by the Boston Flowers, applied Targeted Shame to NYM for Season 10.
10 	Won An Actual Airplane (1%)Thomas Dracaena gained An Actual Airplane.Won Bird Seed (20%)The Millennials have gained Bird Seed.Highest bidder for People's Champions (13%) 	The Shelled One's Pods have fallen back to the plane. Alejandro Leaf fell to the Millennials.
11 	Won VI The Lover (1%)The Millennials receive VI The Lover. 	None
12 	Wills:
*The Millennials vote to infuse Sandie Turner. (41%/85%/34%)
*The Millennials chose to bring Hatfield Suzuki forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Charlatan Seabright. (33%/100%/33%)
Blessings:
*Won Uncle Indemnity (2%) Hard-boiled Uncle Plasma was recruited to join the New York Millennials's rotation!	None
13 	Wills:
*The Millennials revoke Alejandro Leaf. (46%/81%/37%)
*The Millennials targeted Peanut Holloway for an exchange, opting to send back NaN. (38%/95%/86%)
Blessings:
None 	
Mags Banananana wandered to the Millennials.
14 	Wills:
*The Millennials vote to infuse Hatfield Suzuki. (47%/79%/37%)
*The Millennials targeted Mullen Peterson for an exchange, opting to send back Mags Banananana. (38%/97%/86%)
Blessings:
None 	The Boston Flowers targeted Schneider Bendie for an exchange, opting to send back Glabe Moon. (3%/0%/0%)The Min-Maxing blessing, won by the Seattle Garages, applied Maximalist to Thomas Dracaena and Minimalist to Nandy Fantastic.
15 	Wills:
*The Millennials targeted Chorby Soul for a plunder, sending back Penelope Mathews. (2%/75%/2%)
*The Millennials voted to transfuse Thomas Dracaena's baserunning. (48%/3%/2%)
Blessings:
None 	The Kansas City Breath Mints targeted Uncle Plasma for a foreshadow (votes cast while Plasma was investigating), opting to send back Oscar Vaughan. (48%/93%/45%)
16 	Wills:
*The Millennials targeted Conrad Vaughan for an equivalent exchange, opting to send back Mikan Hammer. (31%/93%/29%)
*The Millennials chose to bring Chorby Short forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Oscar Vaughan. (32%/92%/29%)
*The Millennials voted to transfuse Patty Fox's pitching. (30%/91%/28%)
Blessings:
None	The LA Unlimited Tacos targeted Felix Garbage for an equivalent exchange, opting to send back Greer Gwiffin. (39%/91%/36%)
The Boston Flowers targeted Glabe Moon for an equivalent exchange, opting to send back Schneider Bendie. (32%/7%/2%)
17 	Wills:
*The Millennials targeted Chorby Short's for reform, re-rolling it into . (31%/100%/31%)
*The Millennials vote to move Albert Stink to their Shadows Rotation. (28%/88%/25%)
*The Millennials targeted Castillo Turner for an equivalent exchange, opting to send back Chorby Short. (4%/14%/0%)
Blessings:
None	
None
18 	Wills:
*The Millennials targeted Anathema Elemefayo for Alternate Trust, which called the player's alternate with . (21%/98%/21%)
*The Millennials vote to Shadow Infuse Ruslan Duran's defensive ability. (21%/90%/19%)
*The Millennials targeted Kichiro Guerra for an equivalent exchange, opting to send back Andrew Solis. (5%/20%/1%)
Blessings:
*Won Shadow Cap Supply Run (15%) All active players gained Cap!
*Won Tenacity Patches (13%) Chorby Soul IV's Tenaciousness was improved by 8% twice and Nandy Fantastic's Tenaciousness was improved by 8% once!	
The Trust Fall decree gave the Battin' Island Turntables. The Ratification decree removed the Turntables and Hotel Motel from Battin' Island.
19 	Wills:
*The Millennials vote to Shadow Infuse Ruslan Duran's defensive ability. (40%/90%/36%)
*The Millennials vote to move Greer Gwiffin to their lineup. (39%/98%/38%)
Blessings:
*Won Revelations (8%) Sandie Carver's Omniscience was improved by 13%.	
The Monitor gave the Millennials a .
20 	Wills:
*The Millennials voted to swap Schneider Bendie with Castillo Turner. (38%/20%/8%)
*The Millennials targeted Andrew Solis for an equivalent exchange, opting to send back Kichiro Guerra. (44%/80%/35%)
Blessings:
*Won Complete 180 (14%), flipping Sandie Carver negative.
*Won States of Play (6%), making Nandy Fantastic, Hatfield Suzuki, and Andrew Solis gain the Undefined mod.
*Highest bidder for Couldn't Hurt (39%).	The Boston Flowers targeted Castillo Turner for an equivalent exchange, trading Chorby Short.
21 	Wills:
*The Millennials targeted Castillo Turner for an equivalent exchange, opting to send back Chorby Short. (11%/67%/7%)
*The Millennials moved Anathema Elemafayo to the Shadows. (38%/95%/36%)
Blessings:
*The Millennials won Heads over Tails (25%, highest bidder), flipping Uncle Plasma II negative.	The Hades Tigers won the Double Negative blessing, recruiting Hatfield Suzuki from the Millennials.
Evelton McBlase II roamed to the lineup of the Millennials.
22 	Wills:
*The Millennials voted to swap Beck Whitney with Castillo Turner. (50%/92%/46%)
*The Millennials chose to reroll Thomas Dracaena's Undertaker mod, giving him Siphon instead. (37%/100%/36%)
Blessings:
*The Millennials won Darkside Flip (3%), flipping their Shadows negative.
*The Millennials won Lineup Flip (2%), flipping their Lineup negative.	The Hawai'i Fridays won the Subtractor Avoidance blessing, giving Nandy Fantastic the Subtractor mod.
The Ohio Worms won the Record Scratch blessing, giving Munro Tumblehome the Skipping mod.
The Seattle Garages won the Gachapon blessing, recruiting Ezekiel Throckmorton from the Millennials' Shadows.
23 	
*The Millennials voted for the Roamless Party Favor. (95% of all Decree Votes)
*Wills were not available in Season 23
*The Millennials won Season 2: Literal Arm Cannon (2%). Sandie Carver gained the Literal Arm Cannon item.	The LA Unlimited Tacos won the Season 22: Gachapon blessing, recruiting Ramirez Winters from the Millennials' Shadows.
24 	n/a 	n/a
==Corporate Sponsorships==
After Basethirst's failed launch attempt and mysterious reappearance on shelves, a sponsorship deal was announced on the Millennials twitter account, with Dominic Marijuana acting as the face of the brand. Both the Ceaseless Thirst Corporation and the ownership of the Millennials have refused to comment on whether players other than Marijuana are being paid for the sponsorship, leading to widespread criticism and light rioting from the anti-capitalist wings of the fan base. Dominic avoided backlash from fans and fellow players when it was revealed that his sponsorship money was being used to help Blaseball stadium janitors try out for the New York Blittle League team.
In response to the Basethirst sponsorship, The Millennials Players Union are officially partnered with the Plabst Blue Ribbon Workers' Union. 
==Staff==
*Social Media Manager: NYSMM
*Mascot: Millie the Bodega Cat
*Club Historian: Andrew Playmer
==Team Connections==
===Besties===
====Hellmouth Sunbeams====
:An immediate and lasting cross-team friendship was forged with the Hellmouth Sunbeams during the Wild Card Round. Both teams were selected as Wild Card representatives, and swept their opposition in parallel to the delight of their combined fanbases. Since then, the teams have become very close, bonding over their love of Blaseball and the Marijuana Brothers, Randall Marijuana and Dominic Marijuana.
:The fans thrive in the chaos they collectively create, creating new long acronyms (including LGMASBLDMASDMASADWCBLDWC, “Let’s Go Mills And Sunbeams Baby Love Da Mills And Sunbeams Da Mills And Sunbeams Are Da Wild Cards Baby Love Da Wild Cards”) and mashups of team chants such as "WHOSE BONES? NOT OURS WE RENT!" and "STARE INTO THE HOUSE! THE RENT STARES BACK!".
:Following Season 10, the teams signed a lease together and are now long-distance roommates.
===Rivals===
====Core Mechanics====
:Upon the arrival of the Core Mechanics in the Internet League, the Millennials gladly welcomed the new team into Mild High in the spirit of friendly competition. However, when Season 16 dawned, the Mechanics and Millennials suddenly found themselves in a different kind of competition: warring propaganda campaigns for AAA Blood. The Millennials claimed that they needed the Power Chaaarge to charge their phones, and also because they were and also sad and needed to do a lot of screaming. The Mechanics claimed that they needed the Power Chaaarge to charge their numerous machines and robots down in the Core. In the end, the Steaks won it. Same as it ever was.
:We don't talk about Season 17.
:At any rate, when the dust cleared, the Mechanics and the Millennials had a flourishing rivalry, supported by their mutual loves of technology and Battin' Island floating in defiance of all known laws of Down. Mechanics fans have been known to offer repair work to The Apartment's many appliances, and there has been discussion of adding a subway line to the Core, with Millie the Bodega Cat's blessing. This is all, obviously, in the spirit of rivalry, according to the definition the Hellmouth Sunbeams had helpfully explained.
==Fan Culture==
For more on the Millennialls' mascots, see New York Millennials/Fan Culture.
===Chants/Mantras===
*"LET'S GO MILLS BABY LOVE DA MILLS" (LGMBLDM)
*"ALWAYS BET DA MILLS BLABY" (ABDMB)
*Call: "WHOSE HOUSE?"
**Response: "NOT OURS WE RENT"
*"[name/pronoun]'S WALKIN' HERE" (after a walk)
*"BAN GROUND" (after a ground out)
*"IT'S LIT" (bases loaded)
*"FLY THE AVO" (after a win)
*Player-Specific Chants:
**Thomas Dracaena
***"DRAC ATTACK"
**Sandie Turner
***"SANDIE TURNER IS RED HOT"
***"TURN IT UP SANDIE"
**Hatfield Suzuki
***"HATS UP HATS OFF"
***"HAT TRICK"
***"HATCATCH" (when Hatfield catches a ball)
**Anathema Elemefayo
***"damn. LMFAO" (when Ana strikes out)
**Nandy Fantastic
***"FANTASTIC NANDY"
**Schneider Bendie
***"F**K CAPITALISM, STEAL HOME"
***"BEND IT LIKE BENDIE"
**Mullen Peterson
***"MOAT" (Mullen Of All Trades)
***"MULL IT OVER"
**Theodore Cervantes
***"GET CERVED"
***"TERMINAL VELOCITY"
**Patty Fox
***"CHOP CHOP"
**Dominic Marijuana
***"BLAZE IT DOM"
***"DOM ONE-HITTER" (after a solo home run)
**Winnie Mccall
***"WIN IT WINNIE"
**Ren Hunter
***"REN IS DUE"
**NaN
***"LGNaNBLDNaN" (Let's Go NaN Baby Love Da NaN)
***"NaN Catch!" (when NaN catches a ball)
***"NaN SLAM" (when NaN hits a grand slam)
**Chorby Soul/Chorby Short
***"Chorby [Interjection]"
****"Chorby YES!"
****"Chorby NO!"
****"Chorby THANKS!"
**Bates Bentley
***"CLOSE THE BATES"
**Penelope Mathews
***"LUCKY PENNY"
**Fynn Doyle
***"FYNNISH THEM"
**Felix Garbage
***"GARBAGE DAY"
**Alejandro Leaf
***"I/WE GOTTA BELEAF"
**Uncle Plasma
***"UNCLE MODE"
**Andrew Solis
***"SOLIS"
***"Andy do a kickflip!"
==Fan Works==
For more Millennialls' fan art, see New York Millennials/Fan Art.
File:New York Millennials Alt Logo.png|New York Millennials Alt Logo by ReleaseTheChimp
File:MillenialsLogo Cobaltcakes.png|Logo by Cobaltcakes
File:New York Millennials Alt Logo by Annana.png|New York Millennials Alt Logo by Annana
File:Blaseball-mills.png|"The Mills" New York Millennials lettering by @andreastreeter
File:Alt Mills Logo.png|Millennials Alt Logo by 
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