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Jarg game shop

Last week something happened that changed my life forever.
I woke up, 7am, I had to be fresh, go downstairs, have my bowl, and have cereal.
So after my cereal I went down to the local game store and they had a massive sign about them having a sale. I felt lucky because I was on a tight budget after last nights after midnight adventure. I walked in the shop and started browsing for a game I could buy. And suddenly one game caught my attention. It looked like the new red dead redemption but instead it was called "blue dead horny massacre". I thought nothing of it because the game was only £3.24. When I bought the game the shop owner had a tattoo of my dead nan saying "R.I.P Matty's nan" (Matty was my name). I instantly hit him until he gave me the £3.24 game for free. When I got home I played it on my xbox 360 gaming system and it seemed normal. The normal loading screens with the cadets and pictures of wooden people. After it loaded the main character John Martian appeared wearing nothing but a flower and dead nan.
I took the game back because I was offended that John Martian didn't look like a transexual beaver with STDs but the game store had been replaced by a shop called "Jarg game store lol dead nan chin phil"
I was scared and got home and my mum's sister had been killed by a evil jelly clare.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Jarne Teh Kluhr

On a hot winter morning around 4:33 in the morning, as Jeff the Killer took another victim-- this time, a young wife, and also leaving her husband with a massive skull fracture as a result of blunt-force trauma, the only one to survive was the couple's 4-month-old baby that police have discovered crying in its crib. Along side the child, police have found a letter which was written on the back of a paper stolen from a homeless man in purple crayon, and an old Nokia, faintly illuminated under the baby's head. The babysitter who was locked in the closet during the time claimed she smelled the lingering odor of women's period and found whore make-up on the baby's crib. But who was it from? Police were able to decipher the writing on the paper and here's what it said:
JOFF, IF UR READIN DIS, KNOW HOW MUCH SHET U KILL, IM COMIN FER YOU. ALL DOSE BETCHES U KILLED,I BEET U 2 ET. I KILL DEM BECUZ OF YOU. YO STOOPID GRINNY ASS MOTHAFUCKA. MY BLACK EYES ARE FUCKIN BRUTAL.REMEMBER,IM COMIN FOR YOU,AND IM FUCKIN YO SHIT UP.
-JARNE TEH KLUHR
On the old Nokia, one of the officers found text in all caps, in red, with Jarne's picture... Below is her face which she captured on the phone:
Category:Trollpasta
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Jashi Voorhees

After Surfing The Web I Found A Website,Perhaps A Very disturbing Website If I Say So My self. I found It Mario Wiki,The title was (Jashi Voorhees) The Description was A Undead Yoshi To mimic (Jason Voorhees). He almost made Me Barf.
He Had A Black torn Coat & ripped pant's,One eye was missing,half of his cheek was shredded,Drooling Blood,& a pocket knife in his bony hand.The game It said he was from was called...(Mushroom Hunt). So I seached that title,It hardly had anything until,I found A emulater game download link.It Was very glitchy, very poor graghics. It looked like N64 Graghics not as stabled.
So I plugged in my Xbox 360 controller And I Played it. It started out like normal Mario as you would exspect. Toad Start's running to Mario saying Yoshi's Missing!! So peach give's Mario a kiss goodbye. The gameplay is Yoshi's Island, so you talk to yoshi's this is when it get's odd. Thair are Undead koopas & goombas, istead of smashing goombas like Mario it was more realistic blood splaters all over the place. It get's dark & you see giant wooden stick's with dead yoshi head on top,then the music sounds like the SMW castle theme but more dark. then in the darkness you see a yoshi running for help so i follow it, then I hear a "SPLAT",& I see Jashi Voorhees slicing a pink yoshis head clean off it's shoulders,then he looks straight tword me and dropped the dead yoshi & took a giant knife & he ran tword me,before I saw the gore my computer crashed it went to bluescreen.
I started having morbid nightmares of him.1 was were he my mother, anthor was he dipped my father's head in toxic waste. I could not stop thinking of it! everywere I looked I saw him.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Mario
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Jason's Home

Jason's home. He calls everyone, no one answers, as always. His family is so stubborn that they don't even answer his calls. They're so stubborn; they don't even wanna talk to him anymore. Maybe they're mad at him, but they can't be mad for two weeks.
What's their problem? They've always been mad at him, but it never came to the point that they ignored him so much. He's so depressed.
"Mom, why won't you talk to me?" he said, but his mom just continued to lay on the bed. She's still sick.
He goes to his dad. "Dad, are you still mad at me?" but his dad just sits there, reading the newspaper. "Dad, your coffee's cold."
Then he goes to the front of their bathroom, and calls his sister. "Hey, Lizzie, you're taking forever. You still stink, though." He never really liked Lizzie, but she's still his sister.
Wait, Jason thinks, if there's someone who's not going to ignore him, it'll be Bea, his little baby sister.
He goes to her crib. Oh, she's still sleeping. She's been sleeping the whole day. Even his mom. And his dad won't go to work. And Lizzie never finished her bath.
Why?
What's happening to them?
He just played with Collins, their cat, and then they became mad at him?
They're so stupid. Very stupid.
Collins is so stupid. He's so lazy. He doesn't even want to move after they played Frisbee.
Then he remembers when his mom came scolding him for throwing Collins to the tree.
Then he remembers. He gets his favorite toy, the one he used for Lincoln, the neighbors dog, and Justin, his friend.
He never played with his family before.
He went to his dad, and then he asked, do you want to play? "No, stop that. I don't want to play. Stop that." But he wanted to play. So he insisted. And he's been sitting there ever since.
He's forgiven by his mom, but, she didn't want to play either. But he insisted. Even with his sister, Lizzie.
Then Bea, she wanted to play too, but she got tired early. They're so lazy.
He wishes they would take a bath too, cause they're stinking bad.
He wishes that his Dad would put his throat back, because his adam's apple is showing.
And his Mom's lungs hanging out her chest, maybe she needs to take a deeper breath once in a while.
And Lizzie's flooding the bathroom, why won't she pick up her head floating in the toilet and put it back on her neck?
Oh, of course, his toy!
It's still stuck in Bea's brain. Now he remembers.
Well, maybe someday, they'll stop ignoring him and play with him and his knife again.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
Jason Decruelo

One day, I was playing Super Smash Bros. Melee for my Nintendo Gamecube when I noticed I forgot how to unlock Mewtwo from Pokemon. I went on my Microsoft Windows personal computer to check how to unlock him. I found out you have to play 20 hours of Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube, so I left the game on a 4 player match and went on my Microsoft Windows personal computer some more. I decided to talk to my friend Kyle Stinsky over video-chatting service Skype. He was acting pretty strange today. I didn't know why, but I wanted to. I should have never wanted to know why.
He sent me an executable program file named TalkDirty.exe. I wondered why the hell he would send me a program named after a song by famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo. My friend Kyle hates the style of music named rap, especially famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo. The download took exactly 67 seconds and 22 milliseconds. I opened the executable program file named TalkDirty.exe on my Microsoft Windows personal computer and what happened horrified me.
There was a picture of famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo. He had darkish reddish skin, and horns of a bone-like matter. I think the executable program tried to make famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo, the Devil himself. I was shocked, not not too shocked at this picture that they had shown in the executable file. I decided to turn off my Microsoft Windows personal computer and go outside. Mewtwo from Pokemon had almost unlocked in Super Smash Brothers. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube.
While I was going for a walk outside in a park in southern Albany, New York, I found famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo. famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo had looked exactly as the picture in the executable file had shown the famous rapper as. He had spoken in a very weird language, I say it may be gibberish, "HELO MI NAM IS JASSIN DEROOLO N I TINK U SUK BECUSS UR FRIEND KYLL DOSNT LIK ME HE SHLD DI IN A FYR! WY R YUO EVVEN FRANDS WITT HIM? HE SUKS!"
I said to famous rapper Jason Joel Desrouleaux, who is also known as Jason Derulo, "What? I don't understand."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:File Extensions
Category:Vidya games
Category:Overused Running Gag
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Jason Fourkeys

I had a run in with the scariest man I ever seen in my life, his name was Jason Fourkeys and he lived in a dirty pond in my backyard. He found it amusing to come out of the water and scare ducks until they pooped all over him. He tried to be friendly with his neighbors, but people took one look at him and automatically thought he was too intelligent to be their friend. You see, Jason is scary because he is the smartest person in my neighborhood. With intelligence comes great power.
I once seen Jason petting a cat on the other side of the pond, after watching over him for about 15 minutes the cat began to twitch violently, transforming into the most intelligent creature I have ever seen in my life. It is said that the great white tiger still uses my bed as a bathroom every now and then.
Jason Fourkeys obtained his legendary name and persona from one day stealing a set of keys off me that went to my car, my basement, my television, and my legendary porn archives. He always targeted people with four keys on their keychain. He doesn't use the keys to access the doors, no, what he does is even more brilliant than what the keys were originally used for. He collects pairs of four keys, and lays them across four pieces of wood in my back yard and violently dick slaps each one of them. This is the most intelligent thing I have ever bared witness to. Nobody will ever want their keys again after witnessing such unmatchable intellect.
He then proceeds back into the murky 2 feet of water in my pond, where he swims freely with the other fish, whom I found lying on the sidewalk and had to beat into submission to be one with my pond.
One day Jason Fourkeys rose from that murky pond and proceeded to knock on my door. I was afraid to let the intelligent creature in, but proceeded to do so upon fear of the unknown. I regretted that decision for the rest of my life.
Jason barged into my house, pinned me against the wall, ripped his mask off and violently ripped off his pants and proceeded to cut his own penis off in front of me while looking at me with the most intelligent look I have ever seen. He is by far a legendary figure in my mind indeed!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Jay Is Coming

Have you ever heard of the webseries, It's Not Scary? It is about a guy named Jay Productions who discusses logos and gives them these verdicts: Not Scary, Scary or Not Scary with a question mark. However, there is one hidden episode that I actually found. Let's start the story, roll it. I must be quick, for he is coming soon.
I was watching some Homestar Runner when an ad popped up on my screen telling me that I could download INS episodes. I was excited to do so, because I love INS. So, I clicked the ad, and I was redirected to a website where I could download episodes from It's Not Scary.
I downloaded the episodes, but I noticed an episode named "Jay Is Coming | INS". I was curious. Why would Jay Productions name an INS episode that name? I found out by watching it.
I should have taken that back...
Jay's normal intro played without anything changed. After his intro, Jay came and greeted the audience as usual. He then summarized the previous episode like he always would, and announced the company he was going to talk about like always. The intro played like it always did with nothing changed or added.
However, at the end of the intro, it got a little off key. It then transitioned to Jay, which was normal. He then found out that there wasn't a logo to talk about. He said something in a creepy, low pitched voice. Here is the dialogue:
"No logo? I won't have to worry about that, but you didn't get me a logo to talk about! As for that, any time you go swimming, it will be me to drag you down into a cave way under the bottom of the water! Never ever go swimming! EVER! I will be there to catch you if you swim, and you will be ended once and for all!"
The final 1 minute of the episode was an image of Jay Productions, but he had blood stains all over him, black dripping eyes with tiny white pupils, hands with claws and he and his limbs were taller than usual. A loud static noise played as the image stayed on screen. The episode ended.
I sat there in utter fear. "What the hell did I just watch!?" I stuttered. I decided to go to my local pool, thinking that the episode was just lying to me, and Jay wouldn't come.
Boy, was I wrong about that...
I was enjoying swimming in the pool, until I felt something grab my leg. I was going deeper and deeper, no matter how much I tried to swim back up. It was Jay dragging me down under the pool. And under the pool's water, there was a huge cave.
He dragged me down into it, and he threatened to kill me if I tried to get back out. Now, I am trapped in his cave, and I will never be able to escape, and to push it all up to eleven, Jay is coming.
Thanks for reading.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Lost Episodes
Jeff's Advencher

"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?" Jeff the Killer asked the skeleton that just popped out at him.
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton didn't answer.
"Mr. Skeleton, what if I were a woman?"
The skeleton smiled and stared at Jeff. "Get a sex change, Jeff."
"Okay," and so he did.
The end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Skeletons
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Jeff's Demise

As Jeff was killed by Jane, a small baby boy awoke. He noticed that the door was not closed and was open a small creak. He usually kept it closed, so got up and shut it once more. However, what he was unaware of as he went back to sleep was falling down the Jane in his bedroom.
It all occured when Jeff met Jane on the battlefield of love. He proposed to her, but Jame hated him, so she stabbed him. This caused Jeff to die. As this happened, Jane ducked into the closet of the small boy's closet door woke the small boy. The door had been creaked open when Jeff had entered to kill the baby boy, but Jane was there somehow she hid the closet. 
The boy suddenly saw a dead body. It was Jeff's body. He almost screamed, but Jane stabbed him instead. Jane then ran out into the night, her work done. Jeff was dead.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Jeff, Ben, and Slender Man get captured by the SCP Foundation

One day, Jeff was sitting at his house in Creepypasta world (which is 3 miles outside disney world), when Ben called him on his iFuck. "Hey Jeff, me and slender man are having some crazy sex, want to join?" Ben said. Jeff was like, "Fuck yes I do!" and he went over to Ben's house. When he got there, Ben and Slendy were fucking in the basement, so Jeff grabbed a camera, put it on a tripod, and got in the action. 5 hours later, Jeff wanted to send the porno to his friend smile dog, so he uploaded it to his computer and put it in and e-mail. But slendy started fucking him from behind, so Jeff sent it to the SCP Facility in [DATA EXTRACTED]. At the SCP Facility, they discovered 2 of the supernatural powers they wanted contained and a mass murderer in the same place, so they took a heavily armed unit to Ben's house. 15 minutes later, The Foundation busted down the door and found the trio of gay creepypasta characters fucking again. Since they were to busy fucking to notice or react, The Foundation got 2 new SCPs. SCP-[DATA EXTRACTED] and SCP-[DATA EXTRACTED]. Jeff didn't get to be an SCP because he wasn't supernatural, so he got to be a D-class personal. After 2 weeks, they all died. Here's how.
Slender Man- Died when used to fight SCP-682. Squashed then eaten. All remains where removed by 682 licking the floor clean of remains and it's strong stomach acid. 
Ben- Died while not looking at SCP-173. It took 3 days for 173 to completely dispose of Ben.
Jeff- Died when testing with SCP-106. Being in 106s target range, 106 took Jeff to his pocket dimension and tortured him to death for 16 hours. The corpse never returned, but further study showed that his tissue was still on the walls and floor.
Note: That bastard got exactly what he deserved. All the kids he killed, and all the others as well. I hope Satan has his way with him in Hell. -Dr. [DATA EXTRACTED]
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Zel-DUUHHH
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Shortpasta
Jeff: My Story

If you are reading this, someone has been digging around on my hard drive after I have died. *This story is 100% true*
I have been a fan of creepypasta since around 2009, I've even ventured into the crappypasta site now and then just to see what could give me a scare. Now the previous sentence probably describes most of you that are reading this...just looking for a good scare. If you fit this profile, STOP READING NOW for you are in danger. It is not my responsibility if you or your loved ones are killed because you failed to follow my instructions. Now, this last year 2011 I had one of the most traumatic experiences of my life, it involved a man. His name was Jeff.
One creepypasta that always got me strung out on end was "Jeff The Killer" I had a permanent visual of him in my mind that I just couldn't shake – it was like every time I closed my eyes, he was "behind" me. of course he never was....until that night in July, 2011. I can't remember the date exactly but it was after independence day and I had just gotten home from school. I live in Ohio and we have very hot and humid summers plus it was about a 3 mile walk to my high school so once I got home I immediately stripped down and jumped in the shower. This is where things went haywire. all was going perfectly fine, I was doing my shower duties and having a good ol' time.... that was until I had to shampoo – my least favorite part of showering because I had to close my eyes and be vulnerable. Well I got over my fear quickly and lathered up. This is where I made my critical mistake. When the shampoo was out of my eyes i noticed a subtle movement out of my left peripheral I turned to face the most demonic being I'd ever seen staring right into my eyes. It was Jeff The Killer. I screamed and that's what triggered his movement – he lunged right at me and I sucker punched him square in the jaw. He was bleeding. I had HURT the immortal Jeff the killer. The feeling was of power. Unspeakable power. I kicked him as hard as I could in his noseless face and he let out a scream. He bolted from the house with speed i've never seen. I know that he's just toying with me. He could have taken my life if he chose to.
It's been a year and 33 days since I last saw Jeff and i hope to never see him again. To any readers who stuck around – Jeff is real and reading this has sent him to your location. He has your i.p. address and cannot be stopped. I warned you, as for me I think it's time for me to go to sleep for I am suddenly overcome with exhaustion.......GOTOSLEEP
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:English Class Failure
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:TRUE STORY
Jeff Catches Derpy Disease

One time jeff met derpy but what he did not know is if you hang with derpy too long you catch derpy desiese. When jeff woke up in the morning he found out he caught derpy desiese.
Derpy jeff the killer.png|jeff with derpy desiese
Woemjeff.png|Not even Worm Jeff is immune!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Jeff Eats A Sack of Steamed Hams

Jeff watched as his hams were steamed in the oven. He made sure they weren't overcooked or ruined by the overwhelming power of the oven. When they were finished, he grabbed his oversized potato sack and stuffed the steamed hams into it. He couldn't wait to start his daily ritual of eating 15 steamed hams from the same sack, and yes, he never washed it. He placed the sack on his kitchen table, decorated with plates and utensils. He then grabbed his stereo and tuned in some Limp Bizkit to eat to. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there, staring at his meal, he started eating his succulent meal. About 5 minutes in, he was finished. Jeff was satisfied with the meal he had viciously consumed. Then suddenly, Fred Durst popped out of his closet and yelled, "ARE YOU FUCKING SATISFIED, JEFFERY??" Jeff proceeded to stab him in the face.
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Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta