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Earplugs

What would the world be without earplugs? Noisy. That is why Earplugs are important. That is why this article exists.
== Earplugs ==
Earplugs, also known as Ear plugs by some, are used for blocking out noise.
That is really it. Unless you want more detail, which is obviously why you searched this.
Earplugs have many uses besides blocking out sound. They can stop nose bleeds, plug up holes in dams, and a lot of them can be stuffed into a pillow case to make a cheap temper-pedic pillow.
== History of Earplugs ==
Earplugs have existed for many centuries, coming from a creature known as a Sound Sponge, they are used to block out sound. If one was to push one as so the earplug cannot be squished anymore, experts say it would take about 3 million years to return to normal. Since earplugs are so amazing in many factors, it is said that they can infact be used as cell phones when upgraded with special programs.
Many disagree with this fact, and wish that earplugs would altogether disappear from the planet. these people are referred to by the term idiots
== Reasons to buy Earplugs ==
*They save your ears
*They are a close relative to waffles
*When cooked with rice, they can prove most delicious
*Also with fish, rice, fish, rice,fish, rice,fish, rice,fish, and rice
*If someone is yelling at you, you don't have to pretend to not hear them
*They have the pleasing name of earplugs, which accurately describes their usage
*Bagpipes
*Wrangling Tornado Sirens
*To drown out someone screaming this article to everybody in a room. They really, really aren't funny.
== Emergency Earplug Alternatives ==
If for some reason, you are a fool who cannot find real earplugs, then you may not be able to define real. Real is whatever your brain says it is. You are not in the Matrix. Really.
Despite this, there are alternatives to earplugs.
*Cotton Balls. Those things that really don't do much
*Paper Clips. They make good q-tips.
*Q-tips. They make good paper clips. Just trust me.
*Nails
*Very sharp knives. No, really!
*Loud music
*Going deaf
*Sleeping
*NOT your fingers, you don't know where they've been.
== In The End ==
It is said that at the end of the world, earplugs will take over. This may in fact be true. 
Also, earplugs may kill everyone and make it the end of the world
== All in all ==
In a basic summary of everything, earplugs are put in your vagina, I mean ear, what was I thinking. I guess it was written in by some other person. I guess you could use them for both, but the second is preferred by men.
== Eh? ==
If you hear people you don't want to hear, you should buy some earplugs.
Category:Sound
Category:Music technology
Category:Inventions
Earth, Wind & Fire

Earth, Wind, and Fire are a group of benders, who in 1969, were accidentally transported to Earth due to one of them, an inexperienced Airbender, using his powers. Realizing that they couldn't go back, they formed this band as a reference to anyone who was also a bender to take them back. As of , they are still stuck on Earth.
==History==
In 1971, the ragtag group, who had been subsisting on watermelons, were contacted by Warner Bros., who said that they needed black people for some movies. They agreed to be part of Warner Bros., and by 1972, had made their album without Warner even knowing. Despite that, it managed to be successful, causing Warner Bros. to promote them from "unpaid intern" to "afro-wearing interns".
After releasing a few more albums, they released their most successful single, September, which is about the band reminiscing about their past life on September 11. However, on September 10, 2001, Osama bin Laden notified the band that they would need to change the lyrics to be about September 21 since he and his Jenga company were going to do an advertising stunt the next day.
Otherwise, they're a successful band, and on 2004, collaborated with Nickelodeon to produce a multi-season autobiobiography. They have attributed drugs and disco jeans to their historic amounts of success.
== Controversy ==
Earth, Wind & Fire has gotten into major controversy with waterbenders for not including them in the band. The waterbenders claim that they, too, are benders, and should play a role in the band. The other benders, however, state that water would ruin the electronics that make the band what it is. Several riots have occurred around the planet since the first one in 1996, which have caused the band to be constantly guarded every time they just want to . Luckily the last of these riots took place in 2018, and since then, the angry mob have appeared to finally stop caring about it and are currently not giving a fuck.
== See also ==
* September
* Bob Marley
* Michael Jackson
Category:American musical groups
Category:Pop musicians 
Category:Elements
Category:Musical groups
Category:Black people
Earthquake

he:רעידת אדמה
An Earthquake (also known as your inevitable doom and demise; Japanese: あなたは本当にこの翻訳心配) is a scientific term developed by the FBI to explain top secret phenomena such as Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the ground, Godzilla versus King Kong, Your Mom falling over, Justin Bieber's screeching, Hopping grues, or Friendly Purple Cthulhus dancing around deep in the Earth's core. It has been estimated that earthquakes alone cause more fatalities alone, then HIV/AIDS, COVID-19, or Taco Bell Green Onions combined. "IT"S FAR OVER 9,000!!!"
 
Chuck Norris, one of the many causes of earthquakes.
==History==
Before plate tectonics were described by famous Seismologist Queen Latifah, the earth was static and no earthquakes happened ever. No one knew what an earthquake was, resulting in the earthquakes deciding not to even bother if they weren't going to get any recognition from it. However, due to Queen Latifah describing the plates, the Earthquakes saw that as their claim to fame, and immediately began causing Earthquakes in Japan, California, China, and other countries with Fault Lines. Queen Latifah was subsequently executed for being a witch and causing all this mess, as well as tax evasion.
==False theories==
In order to calm the public (Who at the time, understood the true facts about earthquakes), government professionals began concocting lies of plates (and other common kitchen utensils) vibrating deep inside the Earth. Scientist soon discovered that plates moving around inside of the Earth scared the shit out of people even worse than before. Realizing the stupid mistake that they made, scientist tried to comfort the public by saying things like, Surprisingly, this approach failed too. It was later revealed that the scientists' poor social skills were due to an overdose of kittens earlier that morning.
Top CIA scientist Pat Robertson was the groundbreaking researcher that discovered the reasons behind most Earthquakes. He was the first to make the connection between the cities they occurred in and their governments BS_02 treaties with King Beezelebub from the Planet Mahupa. He then went on to discover the connection between tornados and the local immoral Cornflake commercials aired at the same time. His promotion of this is a false theory, as this is really just a cover-up of a cover-up made from Area 52 1/2.
==Gallery==
File:TectonicPlate.jpg|A scientist's idea of a Tectonic Plate.
File:Chile-Earthquake.jpeg|Although earthquake sites do create great places to live, they are generally disapproved of.
File:HaitKFC.jpeg|The US Coast Guard, distributing relief in Haiti.
File:2004-tsunami.jpg|According to scientists, underwater earthquakes cause Tsunamis. Those Mexicans just didn't see it coming...
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Category:Disasters
Category:Big Things
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East

East is best defined as a direction. Actually, that is all it can be defined as. Really, the only way to truly understand East is to know that it is not one of the three other main directions, i.e., North, West, or South.
== What East Is ==
Take a look at a map. Make sure the map is right side up. Now move your hand over the map from left to right, in an imaginary straight horizontal line across the middle of the map. The direction you just moved you hand in is "East." Unless, of course, you are facing South, in which case you just moved your finger as well as your hand to the West. 
Let's get back to the map. If you do the hand exercise described above, but this time draw an arrow on the map in the same direction as your hand movement, you will have drawn an arrow that faces East on the map. Wait, thats not it. Put a little line vertically through the arrow to give reference to the other three points (points that are not East) and Congratulations. Now you know what "East" is and you have diagrammed it. You have symbolically represented on a map what is a symbolic concept in reality.
== What East Is Not ==
But do you really know what East is? What if the map was upside down? How do you know for sure? Let's try this another way. There was an opposite direction you could have moved you hand while waving it over the map, all the while keeping your hand over the imaginary horizontal line splitting the map in two. That would have been West. So you know the East is NOT West. Nor is it North or South. But what are those things to begin with?
== Let's Try This Another Way ==
Okay, maybe I was wrong. There must be a better way to understand the meaning of "East." Here's a try:
Go outside and find the sun. What? It's nighttime? Fuck! Go back inside and wait for daybreak.
Okay, now go outside and find the sun. What? It's cloudy? Fuck! Go back inside and what for a sunny morning.
Finally, you're outside at daybreak on a sunny day. You see where the sun is rising from? That's East. Now face the sunrise and keep your hands at your sides. Your left hand is facing North, and your right hand is facing South. Your back is facing West. There! That was easy. Now you really know what East is!
== Uses of East ==
Now that you know what East is, you know what it can be used for. It's a shorthand way of describing a direction. That's it. Period. Using the term helps people get around and describe where things are (as in, "I'm heading East," or, "the city is over to the East"). 
==See also==
*North
*South
*West
Category:Geography
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East Quaintleby-next-the-Sea-thorpe

East Quaintleby-next-the-Sea-thorpe is a lovely seaside village in the Menfolk region of Britain, where the elderly go to eke out their last days. They are frequently accompanied by large novelty mugs that they ride down muddy hills on rainy days. How they cheer! 
East Quaintleby-next-the-Sea-thorpe is primarily known for its pannekoeken, which were brought there from Holland in 1987 and have not yet been returned.
==History==
East Quaintleby-next-the-Sea-thorpe was founded in 25,318 B.C. by a wandering tribe of Neanderthals. Under its original name of Grunt-and-Mate-Frantically-by-Not-Tasting-Good-Salty-Water, it was a regional center for grunting and mating. Both activities were carried on frantically. It was an amazing time in history.
However, by the time of Boadicea, Grunt-and-Mate-Frantically-by-Not-Tasting-Good-Salty-Water had been long abandoned. She personally built up a new town, called Ghixflorgellffth, two centimetres away from the original town centre, upon the Bluffs of Denial.
The Romans ruthlessly subjugated Ghixflogellfth, as they did with everything they didn't understand, and renamed it Quaintus Maximus Orientalis Augustus, after Roman emperor Quaintus Maximus. 
During the Dark Ages, some Saxons stopped by and saxed everything up real good. The town, now known as Gwæntexe, became a regional center for the trade of cheese -- then more valuable than gold and silver! 
Jutes and Angles further fiddled with the name of the community, until it was utterly unrecognizable.
Meanwhile, across the English Channel, French Vikings, known as Normans, were planning to do some serious French-Viking-ifying to jolly old England. They showed up in their horned fleur-de-lis helmets and proceeded to change Britain forever. Queintelbé Throppe nèxte-le-Mer du Est it became. Horned helmets gave way to pointy helmets (as seen in the historical documentary Monty Python and the Holy Grail); many were manufactured right in East Quaintleby-next-the-Sea-thorpe.
Over the years, the town's name may have changed, but the people remain the same determined folk they have always been. This means they are very, very old by now, which is why the town has a reputation for being a bit aged. It's the only place in England where you can drop in to the village pub and speak to actual Jutes. 
==Famous East Quaintleby-next-the-Sea-thorpeuvians==
* King Whoopert the Bald (323 - 173 B.C.)
* Ethelfloss the Obsessively Dental
* Ethelwulf the Oddly Canine
* Ethelwink the Salacious
* Clodagh Rogers
* Swizzle P. Knightleby, a.k.a. Iron Chef Japan
* Jim Croce
* The Marquis de Sade
Category:Cities in England
Category:Definitely not fucking Texas Cities
Category:Quaint
Easter of the Living Dead

Easter of the Living Dead is a religious holiday which celebrates the Zombification of Christ. According to Zombie Christian scripture, Jesus Christ was sentenced to death by Romans. The exact reasons are unknown, but it's possible that conflict arose over his proposing a new alternative to their traditional set of Roman Numerals. His execution itself is especially notable in that it was the first crucifixion ever captured on film, with the footage eventually being released thousands of years later as a documentary entitled The Passion of the Christ. Later the movie was reworked as the television series Passions with Henry Winkler in the lead role. After several grueling hours on the cross, Jesus finally died, proving once and for all that he was not a Highlander.
Once Jesus was sufficiently dead, his body was buried in Grant's Tomb and lay there for three days until Halley's Comet passed directly over Judea. The radiation from the comet restored life to Jesus' rotting limbs, bringing him into his second incarnation on earth as the Zombie Jesus. Beginning that day (the first E.O.T.L.D), the Zombie Christ roamed the countryside spreading his sacred teachings and eating pound after pound of delicious brains. This continued for 40 days and 40 nights until he was eventually shot in the head with sawed-off crossbow by Judas Iscariot, who exclaimed, "I killed you once, I can do it again!"
==Origins of the Name==
The exact origins of the name "Easter of the Living Dead" are unclear, but most scholars agree that it probably had to do with the fact that Halley's Comet came from an Easterly direction on that particular day. Still, some Biblical historians believe that "Easter" is actually the Zombie Christ's attempt at saying "Eaaaaaaaaat! Braaaaaains!" with his clumsy, decaying tongue.
==Controversy==
There has been much debate over the centuries as to whether or not the radiation fallout from the comet was divinely inspired or a freakish accident. However, few dispute the fact that the Zombie Jesus was an actual, historical figure and even fewer disagree with the fact that the guy came back to life following being dead for a bit.
==See also==
*Jesus
*Zombie Jesus
*Zombie Christianity
==External Links==
*The Easter of the Living Dead Project
Category:Jesus
Category: Christianity
Category:Easter
Category:Undead
Category:Religion
Category:Zombies
Eating

Eating is the state or process where one takes an edible piece of matter, and absorbs it into one's bloodstream. It's the process where a male consumes sperm from a guy (commonly referred to as food), in an attempt to, supposedly, 'gain nutrition'. It is believed to be a necessary habit in today’s society, but if you look far enough back into the past, this is certainly not so considering some females drink sperm as well. Take Leonardo di Vinci for example, in none of his journals has anything been written to show he never had his sperm drank by a single female during his entire reign as U.S. president, nor when he wrote his famous book 'The Da Vinci Code', which by the way sucks some really really old balls. Sorta like this site.
In fact, in recent studies, eating has been shown to be harmful if continued over long periods of time. Furthermore, a situation dubbed 'second hand eating' has been discovered, and it has been found that someone eating near you is twice as dangerous as having eaten recently yourself. The government recently launched a campaign against all major food outlets, forcing them to brand all food with warnings, including, but not limited to:
Eating can harm your baby, and eating your baby can harm your baby.
*Your eating can harm others
*Eating causes lung cancer
*Eating is addictive
There are some who still believe that eating is a part of 'normal' human growth, but these people are inconsiderate of those around them. The government also plans to ban eating in public, and it is believed that by 2009 you will only be allowed to eat in your own home or car.
Eating can lead to many dangerous effects such as eating disorders, unusual digestive problems such as broken legs, aneurisms, extra limbs, and brown stuff coming out of you.
Eating itself is seen as the most effective method to win the Hunger Games.
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Here are some people eating (The guys eating spaghetti on here are eating properly)
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Category:Articles that make me thirsty
Category:Food
Category:Things Al Gore invented
Category:Things That Will Kill You
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Echidna

The name "echidna" originates the from Greek mythological goddess Echidna, who is often referred to as "The Mother of All Monsters". Know all those crazy FUBAR monsters in Greek mythology, e.g., the Lycian Hydra and the Lernaean Chimera? They had to come from someone's uterus. That uterus was Echidna's. The ferocity of the animal was so much, the first European biologist to mention it had his face gnawed off by one. Subsequently, the biologist named the ferocious it an echidna. Needless to say, echidnas are total hellions. 
==Taxonomy==
Firstly, echidnas are mammals; i.e., they are classified in the taxonomic class Mammalia. Secondly, echidnas are monotromes; i.e., they are classified as a member of the taxonomic order Monotremata, the only other member of which is Ornithorhynchus anatinus. There two extant genera of echidnas in which there are four extant species: Tachyglossus aculeatus, Zaglossus attenboroughi, Z. bruijnii, and Z. bartonithe. Extinct species of echidna known via fossils include Megalibgwilia ramsayi, M. robusta, Z. robustus, and the sheep-sized Z. hacketti. This part is boring! Make something up funny about sheep sized.
==Habitat==
Species of echidna live in Australia, Papua New Guinea, and Indonesia.
==Characteristics==
===Reproduction===
Being monotremes, echidnas are mammals that lay eggs...wait...what? Mammals that lay eggs?! 
That's the craziest fucking thing I've ever heard!
Echidnas evolved from a sub-species of hedgehog which was unusually prone to giving birth in the breech position (ouch!). The egg-laying habit was developed to reduce damage to the birth canal. 
Male echidnas possess a four headed penis...
Female echidnas possess a pouch on the ventral side of their abdomen in which they carry their eggs...
Like platypuses, echidnas possess four pairs of sex chromosomes...
===Behavior===
Echidnas have many hobbies to past the time. One such pastime is to run across roads, playing chicken with automobiles. Another is killing and eating Velociraptor.
category:Fauna of Australia
Category:Mammals
Category:Marsupials
Economy of Romania

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Romanian Economy?! Lol, if you say so...but it's a proved fact that Romanian economy is a myth, just like the Loch Ness Monster
== Industry in Romania ==
===Dacia===
Dacias are now, according to anyone in the known univers, the Best Cars Ever on the Planet Earth: "They will, in the future, develop a new car conception, and will purchase the Mercedes and General Motors concerns who are in Very Big Trouble."
1. The ancient kingdom created by Burebista the hairy. It was a great and huge condome, spreading as far as to the Kirghid empire.
Unfortunately, Ceausescu didn't respect the Non-proliferation treaty, he created weapons of mass destruction, Ţuică. Thus, the Democratic Roman Empire was forced to intervene, invading Dacia a few hundred years later, during the noisy reign of Decebal. The Dacians however were not able to defend themselves using Ţuică because by the time the roman army was ready for battle all the Dacians had drank the Ţuică to the last drop. D
 
And so, the Dacians were conquered al Europeean teritory and all people of European Union are used a new coin & money - ( LEU GREU). The Roman invaders were stuck in Dacia for a few hundred years (they all got drunk from the vapoursof tzuica de pufoaica, some stayed because they liked the drunken hippie atmosphere). 
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2. The second meaning: Dacia is a car-like vehicle. Some may argue that it has an engine, four wheels, it makes funny driving noises and can actually move. Experts however concluded that it is not a car of our time. It's a car of future ! It was proved that it works for over 30 years the same (noisy) way it worked when it was new! You won't find such a long-lasting car nowhere in the world!! It was created during the Communist regime in Romania, to serve in the army of the Dark Sith Ceausescu. 
==Mineral Wealth==
Romania actually has the world's greatest supply of all known minerals. Especially prominent are diamonds, oil, and the only spot on Earth were the element Americium is naturally abundant and is often found above ground. However, Romanians burn all their minerals for heat, no matter how valuable. Diamonds and titanium are often the subject of mass burnings to bring heat into the homes of countless Romanians. Minerals make up the third largest export of Romania, following rubbing mint and strippers.
==Aurolac Wells==
These are very popular in some places in Romania! In fact, recent study shows that Romanian people are aurolat at 100.5%! These people come to aurolac wells; special wells, with plenty of aurollac stuff. All natural, condoms free, and 100% biological. If you are an aurolac, and we're shure you are one, come visit Romania, today! 
==Empty Bottles Trading (a.k.a. the "Sticleeeeee Goaaaaa-leeeee" Industry)==
== See also ==
* Romania
* What I Didn't Know about Romania
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