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Sludge teletubbie

I am a unpaid intern at CBEEBIES, I always doing a coffee run for the Teletubbies. I went up to the psycho named Tinky Von Winky who was watching American psycho on repeat, he looked at me and spat out his cigar, "GIVE ME THAT COFFEE, YOU SON OF A INTERN". 
so if you didn't know that the teletubbies ever since the costumes were given there own intelligence, they have become idiotic fiends. I walked away and got clothlined by Dipsy aka he put his hand out and caused me to slap headfirst into it.
"Hello Sonny, how are you?" Dipsy says drinking some beer ignoring the sign saying don't drink on set but the director doesn't care because he is a hypocrite who despises interns because they try to watch episodes early. 
then suddenly image of murderer... no that's stupid, instead a sludged costume plopped from the celling and ate dipsy's face. I said "you deserved it", then the creature turned to me and I was like "oh I don't deserve it?" 
I ran away and it chases me, than it turned goop and melted into the goddamn sewer. I later found out, that this character appeared in a cut episode where he accidentally killed himself with a dangerous chemicals.
The end?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Sludge teletubbie 2 - slimeyer and longer

I am no-longer a intern at cbeebies. I am now a am the director of the Russian dub after we had to get a man to be in a Dipsy suit after the clone Dipsy got his face eaten by a sludgy living melted parody of a teletubbie.
So now the teletubbies are now people in costumes which is better. Also another teletubbie "studio" exploded in Florida but it's not like they were doing illegal experiment's.
The sludgy Teletubbie suddenly appears from the vent. He says "yuh u ure A INTERN", I said "I am now a russian director". It backhand slaps. Then the facility started exploding and then two more sludgy teletubby clones appear. 
A scientist dude says "WE CAN'T JUST KILL THEM THING. There a slime version of our mascot (get the reference)." Then he get his face eaten by the three slime things. Then the set gasoline under the stage exploded burning the place down. 
I ran away everybody managed to get out. We nearly got engulfed by the satanic flames of GASOLINE HELL. Then I played doom 666 because why not get that cursed ROM hack. 
I don't know what happened after that all I remember is that the place was closed and I nearly died that day. The fate of the slimey teletubbie's is unknown.
But now I realize that they were clearly doing illegal experiment's in Florida.
The end?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:Shortpasta
Slug GF Copypasta

All I ever think about is getting a nice gf. A while ago, I started looking at a ton of those "___ gf" memes with all the different attributes listed. Think I could make one. "What would the best kind of girlfriend be?" I thought about it for days. Suddenly it hits me. An autistic twenty-three-and-a-half-year-old who is obsessed with sea slugs. She loves sea slugs, can't get enough of them. Her name is Sadie, but everyone in town calls her Sadie the Slug Searcher, as she is always keeping an eye out for sea slugs. However, due to her intense autism she can never find them. She searched high and low, ins supermarkets and back alleys, but never finds any (obviously). Everyone in town would make fun of her, but not me. Not me. I would be there. Not to help her or talk to her, I would be way too shy. Instead I would stand in the background, watching. Every time she would uncover something looking for a sea slug she would give her signature catchphrase "slug out slug out slugever you are!" to no avail and I would feel the beat of my heart increase with love. She would never notice me due to her lack of awareness (autism), but I would be there. One time I might even but a sea slug off some shady website, and give it too her, or even multiple like a slimy bouquet. She would have to love me back. She would have no choice. I know it would not even hold a candle to her love of sea slugs, but any amount would make me the happiest man on the planet. I often think of the night me and her finally have to ourselves (and the multiple sea slugs I provided her with) and I can't get the notion out of my head. The day she slugs on my penis, I would finally be at peace.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Slutty Sam

A girl named Sam lived in a quiet neighborhood with her mom,dad, 2 brothers named Luke and Jake, and 2 sisters, Vanessa and Loki. Now Sam had a darker tale. Sam worked at a strip club, at first being a bar tender, and soon since money was short, became a dancer. Students from her university gave her the name Slutty Sam, and she lost all her friends. One day, she snapped, killing everyone in a violent rage. Returning home, she killed her family. skinning 19 year old Vanessa, having sex with 20 year old Loki, and gutting her afterwards, having sex with Luke and Jake, also having sex with the father James, burning them all alive, and stabbing her mother Anne in the head 17 times. No one ever called her a slut again, if they did, well they'redead now
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Small Cats Scare Me

I'm so scared of small cats. The smaller the cat, the scarier it is for me. You don't understand my feeling; it is as if an enlarged version of an insect is crawling towards you. The ginger ones look like giant bees.
I've seen them on the internet, but if I ever saw one in real life, I'm sure I would freak out.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Small Dick Gang (Copypasta)

Ok and? You got a small dick. News flash asshole, we all do. I have a small dick too, you ain't special. You think pointing that out is gonna change anything? Listen bub, big dicks are just a myth, a marketing ploy by Big Dick™ to sell more dick. Think about it. The dick is an organ that stops growing in size after puberty. You think shaming people because they have a small dick is really gonna solve anything? Its not like I can go to the gym and work it out like a muscle. Wouldn't that be some shit, though? I think if it worked like that, everyday would be dick day. Hundreds of machines lined up inside the gym, and there would be dudes lined up waiting for dudes to finish their set, like a god damn exercise glory-hole. Cock size would be judged in bodybuilding competitions too. Could you imagine? A super swole dude walking onto the stage with a with a line of men holding the girthy cock-aconda up to prevent it from dragging across the floor, a panel of judges analyzing from a distance. What would even be the proper proportions? Surely the average dick-size of humanity would become disproportionately large to the female receptacle (with the exception of your mother, of course). This "big dick" fashion trend would ultimately lead to the extinction of humanity. Is that what you want? The end of humanity, with all of our grand achievements and rich history? I thought not. That's why we here at the Lil PeePee Gang™ need your support now more than ever, to fight the good fight, and represent men of all sizes (unless your dick is too big, then fuck you). Join the Lil PeePee Gang™ and get 5% off our monthly membership subscription. Lil PeePee Gang, check in!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Small girl in red Cloak

Little girl parents went to working lunch, so they hired a babysitter.
"Can I get some Ice Cream please?" Little girl named Holly asked a dinner."Of course" Babysitter named Beatrice sayed. "But where's the freezer?""In the Basement, like nuts, cherrys and candys." Holly sayed.
When Beatrice went to basement get to Ice Cream, She looked outside of the Window, and saw little girl standing outside. That wont get Beatrice been Worried of anything, and She just returned to Upstairs.When Holly was getting the Ice cream She asked; "Can I have some sauce please?" " Of Course" Beatrice answered quick.
When Beatrice went again to Basement to get sauce, She looked again in the Window, and sawed same girl, but this time She was wearing red cloak. Beatrice was thinking absently, that the girl was just playing something rolegame, and Beatrice went to Upstarirs."Thanks" Holly sayed blankly, and putted Ice Cream in Micro, to warm up, and after that Holly poured big Chocolatelayer top of the Ice Cream."Can I get top of this Ice Cream nuts too please?" Holly asked."Really...?" Beatrice sayed."Please" Holly sayed."Okay" Beatrice sayed and went again to Basement.When Beatrice went to nutcabinet, he saw again the Girl with Red cloak, but now She was holding Knife.Beatrice Run to Upstairs and called to police.
"Oh thanks!" Holly sayed after he get the nuts."Yes Holly. Now you must-" Beatrice was just saying that, after Holly stop the clause."Oh no! Can I Get only one Cherry please?"
Beatrice don't wanna scare Holly, so he desides to went to basement to get one Cherry, and go to Upstairs to locked Bathroom with Holly. Small girl cant get inside the house because all windows and doors were locked.When Beatrice slowly walked to inside to Basement, he opened the Freezer with shaking hands.She dared to one time to look at the window. Girl was there again, but now with she's knife was blood.Beatrice start screaming: "Holly!" Very fast Beatrice run to upstairs, and she saw something horrible. Holly was dead with big bloodlake surrounded him.Beatrice runned to Bathroom and locked it. Then She called 911.
When Police was in the house, with Holly's mother and father, Holly's Mother went to front of Beatrice and asked "What happended?""Oh my god,- Im so sorry! I S-saw little girl with red cloak and knife in Basement window!"Mother answered slowly, and what She sayed, shoked Beatrice."We have in Basement just Mirrors, not Windows..."
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Smartass Rick and Morty Fan (Copypasta)

The funny thing and ironic thing about ideology is that no one answer is right. But to give validation to my and Rick and Mortys point. Whether we believe or not believe in what is fact. Time does not move any slower, you will continue to age and eventually death is the final prize that awaits all men and women. Since life is so fleeting and very short lived in the microscopic iota of time that we are alive and able to perceive.
Nothing matters. And we exist because the choices of the entire universe existing, or not. It chose to exist and would have to exist in order for us to be having this conversation right now. Then the choices of our ancestors leading us to this point That is god, if there is one. That's not to say our existence doesn't have merit. But in a broaden horizon you start to see the value of everything for what it is instead of what it isn't. It's the circle of life. Everything changes. Everything exists and then doesn't anymore.
It may seem scary, but we've been doing it for so long that our collective humanity have forgotten this or kept from us (whichever is worse, although I'm leaning towards forgetting since humans prefer to forget). Eons, and it's only just begun. So we find our own meaning in the confines of our social circles and relationships. Everyone that exists right now. Exists simulateously. We're all living the same lives but slightly different. Eventually evolving becomes the only thing we can do. Thus humans evolution has such a progression. We have taken previous forms depending on our situation and challenges we've faced all located and catalogued in our evolution chart. We are masters of adaptation. The reasoning eludes us, but we all have a drive. A purpose that only we understand.
Truly. Awe inspiring.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Shortpasta
Smash Brothers 4: LEAKED DLC CHARACTERS

Feel free to add on to this list of 100% legitimate DLC's!
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== Mr. Roboto ==
Mr. Roboto is R.O.B.'s main rival in Smash 4. He has very high resistance to damage and can sing Mr. Roboto by Styx as his final smash. He was announced during a drunken rant by Sakurai and will be scheduled to appear... someday.
== Tetris Blocks ==
While basically one "character", the Tetris Blocks are a fierce race alone and instead of palette swapping one block, Sakurai had included them all. The seven blocks all do the same damage and are all a matter of taste to the player, lowering slowly and instantly KOing the player it hits, the drawback being their terrible speed, and once they hit the ground, they can be picked up by characters on the field and used. Their final smash, however, includes the original theme of Tetris, along with many blocks forming to make one giant one... that very well could wipe out the entire screen. If the blocks fall off the screen, they re-appear at the top and are lowered again and again. Definitely the choice of that one asshole.
== Waluigi ==
You know you want to play as him. That's all I'm saying.
== Bubsy ==
Sakurai announced Bubsy as DLC to boos and jeers from fans worldwide. Though not a strong character by any means, he is provided a squeaky voicebox filled with unfunny, repetitive jokes that could cause the other players themselves to quit out or become distracted, provided the one who plays as him wears some earmuffs. His other attacks include running into foes much too quickly (calling himself Sonic the Second), and yet more slapstick. His final smash involves him turning into Tony the Tiger or something. You're going to love him.
== Stone Cold E.T. ==
He's gonna whoop some ass!
Everyone's favorite humanoid, alien ass-kicker is back and he's ready for the challenge of a lifetime.
Slam your way through foes, and suplex them into submission before they KICK YOUR ASS!
His final smash is yet to be revealed, but someone told me it involved KICKIN' ASS.
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!
== Goku ==
That's right. You asked for him, and now, everyone's favorite Saiyan (unless you prefer Vegeta more, you little shits) is ready to fight!
Concentrating balls of pure energy into his hands, he shoots them out with deadly force, and can also glide through the air. (Mewtwo, eat your heart out!)
His stronger attacks include his vast hand-to-hand abilities, and his final smash is the dreaded Kamehameha!
== Phil Swift ==
Phil Swift from the Flex Seal commercials makes a surprising debut where he can saw his opponents in half and repair them using only Flex Tape.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Collab
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Lists
SmashedKeyboard.exe

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Note: I cannot think of any other work of art that can better convey our intrinsic fears and terrors than this artistic masterpiece right here. Anyone that calls this magnum opus "shitty" or "the author literally just smashed his head on a keyboard to generate this shit" does not understand the true artistic meaning behind this piece of fine art. As you can already tell, I did not smash my head on my keyboard just to produce a "random piece of shit". Rather, I created this work of art in order to commentate on the current state of trollpastas and how utterly shit that most trollpastas are. Therefore, all criticism towards this work can only come from anti-intellectual bigots who are incapable of understanding avant garde art. In fact, I imagine that most critics of this work are absolute imbeciles, for they have probably never looked into brilliant works such as The Adventures of Rick and Morty or How to Get Into the Porn Industry. It shocks me that these idiots are unable to realize that artistic works at this level of intellectualism are supposed to be completely absent of criticism, and all criticism in regards to such works are completely invalid and only an indication of inherent mental disabilities. To not understand the pure terror of smashing my head onto a keyboard and submitting it onto the Trollpasta Wiki, is to not understand what good art is
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:File Extensions
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Shortpasta
Smell No Evil

About a year ago, me and Devan, my brother, were driving back home after a quick stop at a Circle K. It was just a brief trip, but it was well past midnight.
On the way back home we passed by a small park that we knew existed. But it never occurred to us that it was actually there until now, as we saw a small yet bright light flickering from the corner on the opposite end from us. Before I could point out to it, Devan just immediately responded to the event with "I'm going to check out whatever the hell that is over there."
On the way there, I noticed the park was in poor shape. The grass there has been somewhat trimmed but was mostly just dirt with the yellow to brown patches. The playground was outdated, mostly gray and sad with an unintimidating chain-link fence, where the source of light was coming from. We stepped out to see what it was. We walked by the swingset with no evidence of any activity for months, if not years. After a few steps away from the playground, and we finally saw the source of light: a lone, burning trash can. Something was not right, though. It looked nothing like the rest of the bins in the park and in bad shape. We looked at our feet and saw what appeared to be human hair clippings illuminated by the fire and bare footprints in the dirt.
It finally registered.
I turned my head to Devan, "... Do you smell that?"
He looked at me with a worried expression only able to utter a weak "Smell what?"
"What the Rock is cookin'."
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Smile

Hia...I'm Smile. I fell in love with Jeff, ya know the one that was killed by the thing named Jane.I fell in love with Jeff the day he came to my school. That day i fallowed him home and at night I watched him from the tree by his window.
The morning Lou got arrested I knew Jeff was special. He didn't leave his house for a week after that. I never left my tree. I lost 7 pounds by the time he left the house.It was for a little kids birthday party. I enjoyed watching Jeff play with the little kids.
That same day Jeff had his accident. Having him in the hospital wasn't all bad. I got food and I got to be with Jeff. I would read scary stories to him. I enjoyed doing this. Scary stores never fazed me but make me think about what the world truly hold.
The day Jeff got his bandages off I watched with mystery. He was so beautiful before the accident, how would he look now? That was soon answered now without his new face he looked well hot. His white skin glared and his black hair made him look like he was in a 50's movie.
The night Jeff went home I returned to my tree. As soon as Jeff came home he went to bed so that was a plus for me. I watched him for hours thinking about us. How we would look. Jeff and Smile. In my head it is perfect.
At around midnight Jeff woke up for what I thought was to go to the bathroom. Next thing I know is that is mom was screaming and then his dad. After about 10 minutes I heard Lou scream than silence. Jeff walked out of his house now.
He was more beautiful now his eyes were surrounded by black rings and he carved a big smile into his face. I love his smile it's so beautiful..
I fallowed Jeff eery where. I helped him gain his fame. They say he killed about 145 people well think again he only killed 13 people. I didn't mind not getting credit. It made Jeff happy so I was happy.
When all was going well Jane popped up and killed my love. I followed her until I got bored of her and stabbed her 13 times.
Now look your laughing at me. Since you think this is so funny I'm going to come find you tonight. I've already got you address. I'm at you window right now. I'm watching you read this and as soon as you go to sleep I'm going to come kill you. Hahahahahaha
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:MARY SUE ALERT
Category:English Class Failure
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Smile.jeff

Smile.jeff was originally posted on a know your meme forum made by a creepypasta fan. The image contains Jeff the Killer's head and eyes with Smile.dog's mouth and teeth. Jeff's skin is also a little darker compared to the original photo. The image is said to appear in people's nightmares if you look at it during nighttime. Like Smile.jpg and the SpongeBob bootleg image, it can traumatize your mind.
It actually happened to my friend once. She thought the image was "interesting". I mean, any human would think of it that way. But she couldn't stop looking at it. Once you get attached to the image, there's no turning back.
She claims that, later that night, she had a nightmare that the face/person was chasing her with a knife. She screamed and woke up, suddenly finding a knife on her night stand. She had no such item in her room before the nightmare. Then she saw a long wicked scratch mark across her arm. It was still bleeding.
She still can't get the image out of her head, even to this day, no matter how many times someone gets her off the subject.
The people who read the forum online were creeped out, but ignored it the next day. Then their nightmares with the face occurred three days later. No knife was on any person's nightstand, but it all depends on what the face is doing in the nightmare. By all means, it is something scary or horrifying.
Just thinking that Jeff the Killer likes to kill, and Smile.dog gives people horrible nightmares, explains that this is a mixture of the two put together. But no one still knows how the image does things to their minds, or who created it. All they know is what the image does to them if they look at it in the night.
Could this be a new paranormal creature? Aside from Jeff and the others?
I don't know about you, but I would never sleep again with that image in my head.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Memes
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Shortpasta
Smile.tiff

I arranged a interview with some chick who saw this stupid fucking image, but she locked herself in a room with her husband. So this image contains a dog with hyperealistic human features, like human teeth and shit. And it was drowned with red and black colour overlays, and stupid effects like that.
So one year later the woman contacts me back through email and tells me about how "she is haunted by the image" and if she "doesn't show someone else the image, it will continue to haunt her" and stupid shit like that.
I then found out she commited suicide and stuff. so yeah, BYE
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Category:Satire
Category:File Extensions
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Suicide
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Hyper-realistic