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Turkmen language

The Turkmen language is spoken primarily in Turkey, and is a minority language in Turkmenistan. It was created in the the early second millennium. It is notable for its phonology and writing system, and for being the dpedial needd child of the Turkic family. While it is technically a turkic language, it is widely believed to have been significantly influenced by the Habsburg royal family, as well as from migration from the southern United States.
==Phonology==
Turkmen'd phonology is fairly dtandard for a Turkic language, but with a few notable ecdeptions. Many of the differences from other Turkic languages are due to the standardisation of a number of speech disorders which may make the language easer to learn for some.
===Vowels===
Turkmen displays certain levels of vowel harmony. This means that speech in the language as well as singing can only happen in the harmonic minor scale. Turkmen's vowels are surprisingly intact despite it's relationship with dtandardiding dpeech didowdewd. The Turkmen alphabet represents these vowels very similarly to the way english spells its words, with absolutely no thought put into it whatsoever.
===Condonantd===
Turkmen id a lidped language, meaning that the alveolar dibilantd are lidped into voided dental fricatived. Thid change id thought to have redulted from a king or domething having a lidp and the lidp becoming addodiated with being a very dmart boy, and like the king, and kingd cannot dpeak wrong, do by definition lidping id correct turkmen. It id thought by dome that Türkmənbå¢ý wad the one to introdude thid lidp to the language, but thid id actually falde. The currently acdepted theory id that the two countried where it id dpoken actually dtarted out ad a lidper colony of Kadakhdtan, and then became an independent country.
In addition, dinde dome dpeakerd of turkmen cannot day the uvular dtopd, they dropped out of the language very quickly as dome people had a dpeech didorder where they cannot day thode doundd.
==Orthography==
Turkmen is known to employ a number of currency symbols in ther writing, as well as using q, x, and v as vowels. This was created by ₺ürkm€nbå¢¥ in an effort to make it so that fewer symbols would be needed to write the language, as well as to hide the fact that every person in his country had a lisp.
===Alphabet Table===
Capital	Lowercase	phoneme
A 	a 	ɑ
J 	j 	tʃ
B 	b 	b
₣ 	ƒ 	f
Ә 	ә 	æ
₿ 	₩ 	β
H 	₴ 	h~x
C 	c 	dʒ
€ 	ε 	e
£ 	ſ 	ʒ
₭ 	ĸ 	k~q
L 	l 	l~ɫ
M 	m 	m
$ 	¢ 	ʃ
T 	t 	t̪
֏ 	₫ 	ð
Þ 	þ 	θ
V 	v 	y
X 	x 	ɯ
¥ 	ÿ 	j
P 	p 	p
R 	r 	r
G 	g 	g~ɢ~ʁ
N 	n 	n
₦ 	₥ 	ŋ~ɴ
Q 	q 	ø
O 	o 	o
İ 	ı 	i
U 	u 	u
D 	δ 	d̪
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Turner Prize

Established in 1437, the Turner Prize is an annual award given to the most outstanding modern artwork of the year.
Organised by the Tate gallery and sponsored by the UK's well known "adult" TV station Channel 4 the winner receives £40,000 and becomes a contestant on "celebrity love island".
==Cultural Impact==
The functional relativity of the entries allows for the dog-fooding of certain critical cultural stereotypes.
This enables the comparative power of orthogonal analysis to facilitate the introduction of new and meaningful media perceptions to the wider world and UK audience.
==Winning==
In order to win the Turner Prize you must succeed at the ancient and mysterious art of Lampshading. Lampshading is a sport in a sense. You challenge your opponent to a lampshading match, convince him to accept without informing him of the rules and then flee. Return the next day with as large total mass of a lampshades possible or a picture equivalent of such and then give it to your opponent. If your total mass is larger than your opponent you are crowned with a lampshade, the winner. Many times it has been conspired that the Turner Prize was just all about Lampshading, but was only proved during the 20th anniversary "People's Poll" where the best winner over the past years was voted for. The final winner was the winner of 1991, Anish Kapoor who's entry was in fact a large lampshade made of sandstone among other things. This created great controversy as critics of the Turner Prize hurled their lampshades at Tate Britain while supporters of Lampshading hurled them back. It was bloody and ferocious battle. 
==Community Outreach==
Outreach projects in local schools and disability groups have also helped undermine typical views of the artistic mode of living, replacing them with a more rounded lydian panorama. This adds value, not only to the London scene but also contributes to an increase in the mental dishabille of participants.
==2006 Competition==
The 2006 entries are particularly strong. These semiotic artworks vividly illustrate the complex metaphors of post modern life and accurately counter-point, via the underlying harmonics, the true nature of idempotent reality.
Winning works are often the perfect summation of the artistic ideology put forward in Tycho and Brea’s seminal work “Object Trouve and the Erotic Potential of Duchamp’s Urinal” (Flywheel and Shyster 1983).
Fantastic examples of this years Turner Prize entries may be found hereand here
==Previous Winners==
* W. M. Turner
* Ted Turner
* Tina Turner
* Brian Sewell
* Bill Drummond
* Jimmy Cauty
Category:Awards
Category:British culture
Turning point

Future history tells us that in the year 2032 we will reach the turning point.
It has nothing to do with a movie or a book. Nothing at all.
Nothing.I mean it!
==Past History==
:I bring naught but words to sing of thine eyes
:Naught but kisses to lay on your thighs.
:::~Shakespeare, Pud's Labour At Midsummers, Act IIIVI
As far as we can tell humans have always amused each other by twisting up the meanings of words. By inventing new words. By taking their own fundamental units of rational thought -- words -- and mixing them around.
Jabberwocky. Flummoxed. Norks. Whip-snicker. Those words were born when some capricious jokers shoehorned them into the language. Wordplay been going on for a long time. But as linguistic cunning became more amusing to society, the distortion of language quickened its pace. The cunninglinguists found themselves licking the salty popsicle of cultural glory. They were clever, and society valued cleverness. And they danced doubletime, turning words inside out at an ever-increasing pace.
Turning our ability to think rationally inside out at the same time.
==Theory==
Among humans, linear conscious thought depends in most cases on language. We think in words...most of us. The few who don't are those we label autistic. There will have been, in the future, clear indications that the minds of autistics think with pictures and not words.
But for most of us language is not only spoken, it is also the mechanism of thought itself. For most of us, the time when we are unable to think in words will have been the time we are unable to think. That time will be the turning point.
==Future History==
By July 7, 2005 there were 12 fundamental kinds of cheese, and oxen was defined as a kind of oxygen. Word-change was accelerating.
On May 12, 2032 words will be changing meaning faster than society can adapt. Humans will no longer have any sense of what words mean. We are all going to have been autistic, suddenly, without any preparation. Nothing will be "the same" again; instead, of being the same it may be "waterlemon" or "fnordated" or simply inexpressible. "The same" will have become irretrievably something else again.
==Why, Mommy?==
If there was no such thing as a witticism I would have had to invent it. ~Oscar Wilde
Blame it on the absurdists, the post-modernists, the arrant-gardists, blame it on intarweb Ikwis or Kiwis. God knows they will have needed to be have been taking some of the blame, in those future days. But the real culprits are those who encouraged them by reading and accepting their wholesale conversion of meaning into meaninglessness. It was you, genital reader, who will have been going to be to blame.
==Not me==
No, don't blame me. I can't have been going to compose this article after the turning point. It is only possible to be written before that point is reached. And therefore I can only oppose the inevitable. I cannot decompose it.
==References==
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Turnip

Turnips, or "Rotary Plants", are the most intelligent animals in the World, a fact that confuses humans both because they think that they're the most intelligent animals in the World and that turnips are, in fact, vegetables. The blatent falsity of both these facts merely strenghens the case for the turnip.
==History==
Turnips are thought to have been naturally selected from whales during a period of time after the Pre-Bodacious period, but before the Bodacious period. After Asia was created, the pre-turnips were trapped in a tiny sea, and shrunk as the food supply dwindled, until they resembled tiny balloons floating on the water. After they found land, they adapted quickly, burrowing with their adapted fins to catch their prey of worms, moles, and land jellyfish. 
It was during this period they began to resemble plants, in order to fool their predators while ensuring that they were safe from herbivores, as all herbivores know how horrible turnips taste. As their intelligence increased, the size of their brains increased until they occupied 100% of their bodies, and hence became invisible to both the naked and the clothed eye. With their newfound brainpower, the turnips hatched a plan to promogulate themselves across the globe, and had a hand in the rise of humanity, the subsequent invention of agriculture, and the otherwise inexplicable emergence of Scottish heritage. These days, the turnips have a greater hand in World affairs than ever before, to the extent that one of them is the President of the United States. Certainly only a fool would mess with their plans, for, as Oscar Wilde so memerobaly put it, "The best laid plans of mice and men gang aft aglay, but you'd better not mess with a turnip's!"
== Famous Turnips ==
So far, the only famous and most well known turnip we know of was Thomas "Evil Tuck Turnip" Schuldiner, vocalist and guitarist for the famous veggie-metal band Reap. He died of brain stem cancer in 2001. As Oscar Wilde's preserved head kindly said, "Tuck... how much am I getting paid to say this? Oh uh, we all will miss Tuck dearly. An amazing Potatoe. I mean, Turnip. Is that all I have to say, can I leave now?"
Image:Turnip-love jpg.jpg|Reproducing Turnips
Image:Elephatnsdhgosdsdg.gif|Some turnips are specifically grown to look like elephants. It is also well know that turnips prefer their steak cooked medium well.
==See also== 
*Frozen turnip process
Category:Vegetables
Turquoise

Turquoise is a colour between green and cyan which is known by colour nerds as "the colour ever." Turquoise is overshadowed by sky blue and spring green. The gemstone known as Turquoise is very opaque at the cost of sucking the forbidden word.
== Turquoise, the colour ==
Turquoise as a colour is more interesting, more specifically because its pale version is the very tongue-satisfying mint. Colours have tastes similar to their real life counterparts. Examples include, but are not limited to:
*Mint, as mentioned before
*Turquoise, the topic of this video page
*Ivory
*Azure
*Candy
*Poo
*Piss
*Br*tish 🤢
*Lavender
== MAHOGANY ==
Turquoise is a pretty complementary colour to MAHOGANY.
== MAHOGANY ==
Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh yeah.
== Turquoise, the gem ==
== Trivia ==
=== The colour ===
*Turquoise is friends with your grandma.
*Turquoise and Aquamarine mix to make a fresh mint that you can eat. Part of a complete breakfast.
=== The gem ===
== What is the gem?==
== Gem factfile ==
Twin Towers

==History==
Erected in Middle Earth in 911bc during the reign of the Lord Ronald Reagan, the Twin Towers guarded Middle Earth from the evil of the Dark Lord Sauron. they were said to be the: 
"tallest and most beautiful and most lovely towers, that had been twins, and all that beheld them did be aghast with bewilderment and awe." - The twin towers by George Arnold Tolkien. 
These towers stood for over nine hundred and eleven years, until the coming of the evil wizard Bin Laden the Black, who, knowing the weakness of these great structures sent evil men dressed in black to hijack Fell beasts (a naturally tame chiroptean lizard) to melt the steel with evil magic, thus making the towers weak enough to fall under their own weight directly into their own footprint without falling onto any of the other buildings nearby (The black and evil man Osama the caveman, always did a nice clean job).
 
"...And lo the evil black wizard did smiteth the beautious of towers, and he did smiteth them to ash and dust, and also he did smiteth wt7 with some fire, but nmot a plane, and he did also smiteth the pentagonal palace of Bush the unwise, and when he could smiteth no more, he rested..." - Revelations.
==Hypotheses about the destruction of The Twin Towers==
===Government VS Rogue Grues===
After being transported to New York by Osama Bin Ladden's majic cave teleportation device - two Grues entered the twin towers and killed most of the people inside. People who escaped, either used power of 1337 to fly or fell out of the windows... ouch! Numerous S.W.A.T. teams and Military Elites tried to take buildings by storm - yet all failed. in first attempt Bush the unthinking had to use his Special forces Terrorist team to infiltrate four planes - in order to hit the towers and destroy grues inside. All four planes we're taken - but in one, most of the people inside we're from islamland and freed the plane of the Special Forces using box cutters and mace (Since these we're muslims - G.W.Bush began the persecution of the muslims). Another plane lost control in mid air and hit the pentagon (Pilots we're new - so they couldn't hit the hexagon and octagon too... N00B5!OOMGLOLWTF1!!!).
===Music Torture===
It was a normal day. A male pilot from Kazakhistan was calmly driving a plane, listening to New Age music. All of a sudden, Slayer comes on the radio with their song "Angel of Death". The pilot screams in pain and tries desperately to change the station. Unfortunately, the radio dial was stuck (due to the fact that SOMEONE stuck gum inside of it). Finally, the pilot couldn't take it anymore, and crashed into the first tower. The second plane came from an infidel American pilot rocking out to the same song, poking smot, and not looking where he was going. Idiot.
Category:New York City
Twista

;Twistaallupindismuthafuckalikeabackdraft
;Slinginrhymesthatmakeacheetalooklikeadeadcat
;Mouthisfasterthanthespeedofsound
;Stillinguinnessasthefastestrapperwholeworldround.
==EarlyLife==
;Uptoschooleverydaynobodycarethathedontreallywannago
;Notcarinboutmathjustwannabustoutwiththatmadlyricalflow
;Spittinrhymeswithaquicknesstalkinfasterthananyoneelsecanthink
;Lipscatchinfireagaindunkthatboysheadinthebathroomsink.
==RapCareer==
;Workinmickeydsisabitchandahalfyo
;Punkbitchestaketoolongwontjusttaketheirfoodandgo
;Tellthemanageritalktoofastagain
;Illrapinyourlivingroomandspitalloveryourden.
==PresidentialCareer==
;Smokinbudsippinsudsintheovaloffice
;Munchinchickensteakfriesandfivepoundsofcrawfish
;Firedmyspeechwriterstheycantrhymeworthapileofshit
;Stateoftheunioniseverybodyandtheymamagonnagetlit
==RecordDeals==
;motherfuckasettrendznlethisendsstackfromtheflototheceilin
;Infinite45housemerginsplerginandcountthesemillions
;Niggazfeelingshurtcuzwedidlockthegame
;SewinupallboxofcainesfromyoungaG
;cuzIDsllkeepsomepocketchange
;AnditsstrangehowsaniggaIwhohiswayin
== Seealso ==
* Checkerschubby
* Unitedspadespresidents
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Twit book

Twit book (t b) was the first social network, created by the Earl of Hamster, Sir Rowan Bean, in 1712. This network was for the social elite only, to prevent its use by smelly businessmen or the even smellier lower class. All entries had to be in code, and after encoding they then had to take the form of a haiku poem. Data was regularly backed up onto the network's extensive server farm based in Surrey, England.
==Twit book tech history==
===Carrier Pigeons===
The carrier pigeon was Twit Book's first and most heavily used message system. Sir Bean started by setting up coops on every busy street corner in southern England. Within 20 years, Twit book had spread to cover most of Europe (though the northernmost Europe had spotty coverage due to cold weather and hunting). When one received a TB message, he was said to have 'a peck' (this is believed to be the origin of the term Pecking Order), and when a pigeon relieved itself on a sender or receiver, he was said to have 'a splat'. Getting plenty of pecks was a sign of high social status, and getting plenty of splats was considered a bonus, as you got to wear and show off more of your wardrobe every day.
===Jungle Drums===
Following British explorers into Africa, Sir Bean discovered pigeons had a very poor survival rate. After extensive research (and almost being eaten, almost having his head shrunk and being feed things even he found disgusting), he discovered jungle drums. He quickly set up pigeon to drum transfer stations in Casablanca, Morocco, Tunis, Tunisia, and Alexandria, Egypt, allowing the great explorers to contact friends and family to report things such as that they had not been eaten by cannibals or that their heads still remained the same size, etc. Receiving a drum message was referred to as 'getting a beat' (getting a bad message was referred to as a 'bad beat', which later became a poker term), and someone getting many messages was said to have 'been beaten'.
==Twit book users through the ages==
* Sir Thomas Beecham (2nd Baronet and 1st Oboe): His regular status updates reflected his love of music and dressing up like a Japanese schoolgirl.
* Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Scottish physician, writer and monumental moustache owner): Banned from Twit Book for three years for uploading pornography "not of a sufficient standard required of an English gentleman".
==See Also==
* Twat Book
* Facebook
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Category:History of the United Kingdom
Category:Internet
Category:Social Networking
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Two-face

Two-Face, the infamous Batman villian, actually used to be Gotham City District Attorney Harvey Kent. He is son of Jonathan and Martha Kent and adoptive brother of Clark Kent (Superman). His parents stopped paying attention to him after finding Clark in the Kryptonian rocket ship, who became their number 1 son. Harvey moved down the list to #2, a theme that would later surface in his 'second life,' so to speak. He never let on his anger for the Kents making Clark their favourite, rather he kept the rage and rejection buried deep inside.
During his college years he was top of his class, but his parents never noticed, as Clark had then began to develop his powers. This further cast Harvey in the shadows, so in a final effort to impress his parents he went to Gotham Law School, and rose to the ranks of District Attorney. His parents mumbled something about Gotham City being an ugly town with too much shadow motiff, and he gave up trying to impress them.
As District Attorney he was under a lot of pressure to convict the da Vinci crime family, particularly Mona Lisa "Longhair" da Vinci, the matriarch of the family. This proved to be very difficult a task because the defense claimed the crimes committed were fakes, and not really works of the da Vinci family. This angered Harvey to the extreme, and the stress caused him to break out in hives.
It got very bad when on March 16, 1987, during his opening statement, Harvey stammered in court "Harvey Kent representing the people of the state of uh uh uh.." He could not come up with the name of the state for five whole minutes and was laughed out of court. The charges against the da Vinci's were dropped. To add injury to insult, Leo "The Brush" da Vinci (creator of The Da Vinci Code) poured a bucket of acidic paint all over Harvey's face on the way out of the courthouse. 
After spending all night scrubbing the paint off to no avail, Harvey snapped, and because Two-Face. He took over a gang and completely destroyed the da Vincis in order to 'make way for a new kind of crime wave,' he reportedly told the newspaper.
Since that time he has been constantly battling Batman for title of 'most mentally ill comic book character.' He does everything in twos, in keeping with his name. This includes little things like eating two meals a day, and eating tuna fish (he loves annoying 'two puns') and major aspects of his life. He is bi-sexual. Superman cannot battle him because as his brother, Two-Face knows all the spots where he is ticklish. Fortunately his reign of terror will soon end, because he has a tumour. Doctors give him 2 months to live.
Category:Bad guys
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Two Rivers Wildlife Park

Two Rivers Wildlife Park is a massive zoo located in the Mira River valley in the tropical kingdom of Cape Breton Island it is home to a rehab center for drug addicted animals as well as other local fauna who hang out here because we know how to have a good time. Two Rivers park was started around 8000 years ago when Noah's Arc travelled to Cape Breton and later sailed up the Mira River. His wife was bitching at him to get rid of some of the animals so he decided to unload then in the jungles of Cape Breton. Some Indians who were around at the time promised to look after the animals and it is them who started the park. As years went by more and more animals began to join the park; local and exotic alike. 
In 2000, Two Rivers also became a rehab center for animals that have fallen prey to the island's drug problems. Animals are often brought here after they are treated for overdose at the Kennedy Animal Hospital to recover from their addictions. Animal addictions to drugs started soon after humans ones when animals began to consume pills that lie around people's homes or in their garbage. Quickly, addictions spun out of control as animals began to attack people in order to obtain more drugs. John Morgan opened the rehab center shortly after he ascended the throne in 2000 to deal with the problem.
==Drug Rehab Center==
In 2000, Mayor Morgan converted part of the Park into both a jail and a rehabiliation center for criminal and drug addicted animals. The animal drug problem came to light when Shopper's Drug Mart was robbed by an oxy-addicted sasquatch. A few days later, a grizzly bear mauled a pharmasist at Pharmasave when he refused to give him drugs. People in Cape Breton began to fear animals and began to engage in guerilla warfare on them. Gorillas were reportly outraged at humans for this and declared gorilla warfare on them in response. In order to quell the violence, Morgan began using the wildlife park as a jail and rehab center to take animals who are addicted to drugs or who have committed crimes.
==Animals located in the Park==
===Local Animals===
*Alligators
*Lions
*Tigers
*Bears
*Rhinos
*Hungry Hungry Hippos
*Sabre Toothed Tigers
*Chupacabras
*Sasquatches
*Loch Ness Monster
*Neanderthals
*Chimpanzees
*Gorillas
*Octopuses
*Laurapuses
*Cape Breton Field Lobster
*T-Rex
*J-Rex
*Trilobites
*Lu Bu
===Exotic Animals===
*Squirrels
*Dogs
*Cats
*Stephen Harper
*Coyotes
*Ducks
*Moose
*Do'h a Deer a Female Deer
*Impalas
==See also==
*Cape Breton Island
*Sydney, Nova Scotia
*Mira River
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