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==February 23rd, 1987==
The streets filled with terror this morning when the body of 24 year Tammy Morse was found decapitated in an alyway connecting her apartment building and a local gas station. Roomates say she went out early in the evening to get some soda, but hadn't returned. Police officals say this is the work of someone she knew personally as there are no distress marks, no sign of a fight. The police also advise you to stay indoors or travel with a friend after dark.
==April 25th, 1987==
Another person has been found today, the body of 26 year old school teacher. She was decapitated and found where Tammy Morse's body was. The only difference is that this time, she was also missing her left hand. Police officials are now saying that this amy be the work of a serial killer.
==June 27th, 1987==
28 year old Rebecca Lewis was found dead in her home today. Mother Patricia says she went to her daughters house to see her and walked in on the man cutting off her right hand having already taken her head and left hand. Police are now advising for people to move out of the neighborhood.
He looks at his wall of acheviments. The clip out of all the newspapers that have covered his trail of blood.
"They'll never know it's me" He says as his face twists into a smile only a maniac can have.
He thinks to himself, how long before they will even find out about all the women I have already killed, how many have I killed. Hundreds, thousands? Oh well, anything to help me stay alive.
He licks the blade of a knife. It has his latest victims blood on it. This time, he has cut of not only her head and her hands, but also her left foot. He takes the appendages and leaves the building before anyone has spotted him. He goes back to his home, takes the head and hangs it by the hair over an alter of sorts.
The alter has a chart that is centuries old that depicts a demon drinking blood and scaraficing a head to become darker, something that can lurk in shadows and never be seen. Something... not alive.
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Servant

It was my sister's 11th birthday. My parents were about to open their present. They opened the present and took off the blindfold on her head.
"Your own personal servant robot!" They yelled.
"Go ahead, press the on button and ask it to get something." Dad said.
My sister pointed at mom and said, "her arm."
The robot clambered to mom and ripped out her arm. There was the sound of ripping flesh and finally the pop of the bones out of their sockets. I closed my eyes, ran away, closed the door, and laid down under my bed. My sister walked to my door, opened it, pointed at me, and said, "his head."
"AAAAH!" I screamed as I woke up. I hit my head on the bottom of the bed. "Huh?" I said. My sister said, "his head." Pop.
"AAAAH!" A dream within a dream. "His head." Pop.
"AAAAH!" What year is it? What town am I in? How many times has this happened? "His head." Pop.
"AAAAH!" Who am I? What am I scared of? Pop.
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Sesame Street - Lost Episode

My sister's name is Mary. She is five years old. She is the reason. It was her fault, you hear me? I didn't put it on. She made me watch it. It was Thursday night, around five o'clock. She told me to turn the TV on for her. My mom was in the kitchen two rooms down. Mom. Mother. Mother didn't know. I put on PBS kids and watched Between the Lions for about an hour. Then came the commercial break. The first sign. First. A commercial for Chick Fil A flicked on. A cow stood in a white room in front of a chalkboard. The announcer spurted out robotically: "Chick Fil A is a proud sponsor of PBS kids. Why? Maybe because Chick Fil A promotes high quality programming here on PBS.
The cows have no beef with that. (Moo!)" But that was not the problem. The chalkboard. Scratched into it with what seemed to be fingernails was a single word. ZErO. And something was wrong with the cow. It's eyes expressed mild panic. I was horrified. I didn't remember the commercial being so creepy. I turned to my sister. She was smiling, looking at the screen. I had forgotten she couldn't read. But as I was looking at her, I heard a noise coming from the TV. It was someone loudly whispering "IT." I looked back at the TV and quickly saw something flash. But then it was just a Juicy Juice commercial, untampered with. That was when I saw a red light on the VCR. I was recording. I didn't remember turning it on.
The regular PBS Kids bumper started with Dash the green person. But when he moved his mouth, no words came out. And a single drip slowly crept down from the "B" in "PBS". The Sesame Street theme song came on. At the scene where Big Bird slid down the playground slide, the show paused. For about five seconds I sat there, staring, but then I saw it. In the background a man stood in the sandbox. He wore all white, but his eyes were like blackholes, sucking the light out of the surrounding air. But then he slowly started to turn his head towards Big Bird. Keep in mind that the rest of the screen was still.
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Sesame Street - The Illuminati

While i was cleaning out the PBS archives back when i worked at PBS Kids, i came across a tape. It read "Sesame Street Illuminati Episode, circa 1998". I was curious, so i popped that thing in the convenient VHS player. And the episode began, when the intro played. The music was distorted and sounded wobbly, all the while. Weird images flashed throughout the intro, then the episode began. Gordon welcomed us to Sesame Street and said "Welcome to Sesame Street! Today, Big Bird is excited because today is his birthday party!". Big Bird appeared on camera saying he was excited over and over again, but then. Something terrifying happened. Something that still haunts my nightmares to this day...
Suddenly, two men came out of nowhere and started beating Big Bird with baseball bats. All the while, Gordon watched with a face of unbridled fear. I soon noticed the two men were wearing Illuminati patches, when the men were done beating Big Bird. They dragged his limp body into the back alley, I was horrified. How would they get away with something like this?! I continued to watch. It then cut to Big Bird tied up in front of a TV, with the other gang members behind him. This was where things got nasty and disturbing, Big Bird was tied down, one of the gang members poured Ludivico in his eyes so he could not shut them. Then, the member proceeded to turn on the TV. And it played disturbing videos that are so horrific that I wouldn't even DARE to describe them, Big Bird screamed and the episode ended, while the credits rolled. There was no music and the tape tended to cut in and out. The video ended there and the tape popped out of the player, i asked my co-worker what happened. He revealed that the episode was made by a PBS employee who soon got fired. I soon stopped working there after that.
I will never look at Sesame Street the same way ever again...
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Sesame Street LOST EPISODE ON HBO!

ONE DAY WHEN I WAS 12 OR WHATEVER, I WAS WATCHING THE SESAME STREET ON HBO WHICH WAS WEIRD BECAUSE THEY NEVER SHOW SESAME STREET AT NIGHT, WHEN THE EPISODE WAS DONE. THERE WAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR A NEW EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES, WHEN THE EPISODE STARTED. IT WASN'T GAME OF THRONES AT ALL! ITS WAS SESAME STREET! I FIRST THOUGHT THAT HBO WAS STUPID AS FUCK AND THEY PLAYED THIS AGAIN AT NIGHT, BUT I WAS WRONG! THE EPISODE STARTED WITH ELMO, HE WAS IN ROOM PLAYING WITH HIS TOYS, BUT THEN HE STARTED ACTING REALLY WEIRD HE STARTED TWITCHING AND STARTED SAYING "LALALA I'M GAY" "LALALA YOUR GAY" "LALALA WE'RE ALL GAY HAHAHAHAHA" HE THEN STARTED TO CRY HYPER REALISTICALLY BLOOD! HE THEN LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID "WHATS UP MOTHER FUCKERS! ITS ME ELMO! I AM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS AND I AM GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOM! HAHAHAHA! I THEN STARTED TO SHIVER A BIT, BUT I DIDN'T MINE, I NEVER LIKED MY MOM ANYWAY. ELMO THEN JUMPED OFF THE WINDOW AND WENT INSIDE BERT AND ERNIE'S HOUSE, HE THEN ATE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM AND ATE THERE ORGANS AND BODY LIMB, SUDDENLY ELMO STARTED TO CHANGE INTO A FUCKING SPIDER! HE THEN CLIMBED OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW BIG BOY, HE JUMPED OFF THE WALL LIKE SPIDER MAN AND GOT ON TOP OF BIG BOYS HEAD! HE THEN STARTED TO SAY "SPIDER ELMO, SPIDER ELMO!" HE THEN ATE HIS CROTCH AND BIG BOY SUDDENLY DIED1 ELMO THEN SUDDENLY TURNED BACK TO NORMAL AND TOOK HIS OWN LIFE AND BY KILLING HIMSELF IN MR. HOOPER'S STORE! BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS ALL A DREAM! ELMO WOKE UP AND SAID "BOY, THAT WAS WEIRD, GOOD THING IT WASNT REAL" NUT IT TURNS OUT THAT IT WAS REAL, BIG BOY CAME UP AND SAID NO ELMO IT WAS REAL! BOG BOY WAS A COMBINATION OF BERT AND ERNIE AND STUFF, HE THEN ATE ELMO AND SAID YOUR NEXT CLIVE! JUST TO TELL Y'ALL THIS MY NAME IS NOT CLIVE LOL AND I DIED AND SONIC.EXE CAME OUT AND SAID I AM GOD AND SLENDER MAN CAME OU AND SAID SOME SHIT WHILE HAVING SEX WITH JEFF THE KILLER AND SOME SHIT HAPPENED LOL THE END!
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Sesame Street Lost Episode: Blue Elmo

It was on June 22nd, 2014.
There was a YouTube channel named GameTheory (I think that's what it's called) that had released a video called "Top 10 Educational Games." One of the games was about Sesame Street. I had never watched the show, but I did know a few of their characters: the Cookie Monster, Big Bird, Elmo, Bert, and Ernie. Seeing this video reminded me a couple years later, when I went to a yard sale.
At the sale, an old man had a VHS tape with no cover, but a piece of paper was taped on there: "Sesame Street". I wanted to show it to my kids because I never got to see it knowing that it'd be a go. Heck, it was a go because this I got a hold of, surprisingly cheap. 67 cents?! I was confused about why it was so cheap. The old man seemed very happy to see that tape over with; I assumed it reminded him of painful memories, after all his kids grew up with that show and that they have now moved away from society and probably elsewhere pursuing their dreams. I put this tape in my bag and carried it home.
When I returned, I put the VHS in the VCR. I called my kids down to have a look at the show. It played its normal theme song. After about five minutes of normal shenanigans, Elmo came out but was the opposite color of red: blue. My kids didn't seem surprised at this at all; I knew this wasn't Cookie Monster either but was something else entirely. Elmo's voice seemed different; a deeper and scarier voice, moved more spastic and crazy and his usual smile was replaced by a poker face, like he was disturbed. He talked very weirdly and on occasions yelled. This was not normal. His manner of speech used no contractions of what was he trying to teach kids.
About ten minutes in, I realized that this "Blue Elmo" was skinny as if he had not eaten for days or was like one of the victims of a famine. He began to become emotional, I didn't really know why. Instead of being happy, he was self-conscious, timid, and kind of depressed. Later on in the video, this new form of Elmo had super powers.
I realized this whole time, it was just Grover!
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Sesame street: Killer in the street

Do you Guys Know Sesame street? It is About Puppets Where they learn something by segments. But When I discovered This Very scary Episode...
It was In A Morning. I Was Using the Computer, and I Found a Email from a user called Unknown: "Congratulations! You Won a Free Lost Episode of Sesame Street!" I Clicked The Link, and It said "SesamestreetKiller.avi". I Downloaded it, and I Found a Readme File and it said
It Might be a Another Boss or something, It Was Nonsence. Anyways I Started it up and the intro was just as Normal. It started with Elmo and Cookie Monster Playing Hide and Seek, But, a Camera Panned To someone saying: "I Will Kill the Puppets..." and He got out a Knife and a Gun. He went right here and He said "DIE!" To Elmo. Then He Shot a Gun at Elmo, Elmo Died and A Blood Was Coming Out Of His Neck. Cookie Monster screamed In Horror and The Murder started to chase Cookie Monster. Cookie Monster found a wall of dead end, The Murder Got out a AK-A4 And started to Shoot All Over Cookie Monster's Body. He had several Holes In His Body, and Hyper realastic Blood Came Out Of Cookie Monster and He Shot Cookie Monster's corpse Until it was completly gone. His brains, Guts Came out of everywhere. I Was Very Scared, I Almost Vomited. Now, The Murder went to zoe, He Said "Open Up the Mouth, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!" Zoe was Shocked and Killed Zoe My Shootling her in the Mouth, Blood from her tongue Got out, and Big bird Saw this and She Was Surprised. And, The Killer Decided to Kill Gordon, and Gordon Got his hand up, and He was shot and his head flew out. Hyper realastic Blood Came Out of His Neck and He Killed Him with a Rocket Launcher and Guts, Blood, And His Brain Popped up, It was Very scary, and Now He saw Big bird. The Killer Got out a Small Knife and Stabbed Big Bird Forever. Now, He Burned Big bird with Fire. His guts, Blood spilled everywhere and Now He was Killed. And, He Now Set a Bomb and Died, as well as Exploding Sesame Street.
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Sesame street and the ballistic missile

It was a normal day in sesame street. Elmo was eating lunch with gordan. big bird was talking with rosita. and abby was doing magic tricks in front of blind kids. then a siren sound happened and a voice said. ATTENTION SESAME STREET VLADMIRE PUTIN IS TIRED OF SESAME STREET SO HE"S NUKING US. everyone was freaking out. people were piling into cars and driving off. cookie monster was robbing every bakery in town. elmo looked to abby and asked her if she could use her magic to stop the missile. abby said maybe if i can ju- right then abbies head came flying off. elmo looked up to find that kermit was snipping from the rooftops. big bird thought he should fly away. big bird ran up to the tallest building in sesame street and jumped off. he fell 30 stories down to his died. elmo,gordon, and rosita ran to gordons apaetment. but while they where running rosita got hit by a car. when they got there they knew they where gonna die so they watched the best episodes of family feud. then they closed there eyes. first it was bright. then it was dark. oscar wandered what all the commotion was. so he looked out of his trash can to see a baren wasteland occsonly filled with charded body's and destroyed buildings. well now i can have peace and quiet oscar said. before returning into his trashcan
this was a script from and unreleased sesame street episode. i know about it because my brother owns nickoldeon studios.
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Seven Deadly SquarePants

I have been a fan of SpongeBob SquarePants for years and think that the depth of the characters is one of the things that really makes this show work. Ever since I heard Mr. Lawrence say (in an audio commentary on the Season 1 DVDs) that Stephen Hillenburg based the 7 main characters on the 7 Deadly Sins, I couldn't help but be very fascinated. I think I've figured out which character is each one.
#Sloth - Patrick. Sloth is the sin of laziness, or unwillingness to act. Obviously this is Patrick. He lays under a rock all the time and doesn't really do anything. In fact in the episode "Big Pink Loser" he got an award for doing nothing the longest.
#Wrath - Squidward. Wrath involves feelings of hatred and anger. Squidward hates his life, usually hates SpongeBob, and is pretty much angry most of the time.
#Greed - Mr. Krabs. Obviously Mr. Krabs is greedy and desires money. How could Greed not be Krabs? He actually sang about the power of greed in "Selling Out".
#Envy - Plankton. Plankton is envious of Mr. Krabs because The Krusty Krab is a success while The Chum Bucket is a failure. His envy drives him to try to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.
#Glutony - Gary. I actually think this one is pretty funny. Did you ever notice the running gag in SpongeBob where they say "don't forget to feed Gary" or Sponge says "I gotta go feed Gary". Gary even ran away that time when SpongeBob forgot to feed him. Gluttony usually refers to the overindulgence of food so I'm guessing this one fits him pretty well.
#Pride - Sandy. Sandy takes a lot of pride in who she is and where she comes from. She takes pride in the fact that she is from Texas and likes to let everyone know it. She also takes pride in the fact that she is a mammal and a land creature, like in the episode "Pressure" where she tried to prove land critters were better than sea critters.
#Lust - SpongeBob. OK, I know what your thinking. It does seem a little weird and curious at first but I have given it a lot of thought. Lust in one definition is "excessive love of others". I think this one works best for SpongeBob. He shows his love of others with his overeagerness to do good and help people. If anything is true about SpongeBob its that he loves everyone around him, even if they don't exactly love him back.
So this is what I came up with. I don't know what anybody else thinks. Oh by the way try not to analyze cartoons too much, especially SpongeBob.
I actually think the people on the show try to be inconsistent on purpose. Just to be funny.
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Seven Minutes

Seven Minutes.
Seven Minutes left.
You.
You have.
You have Seven Minutes left.
Seven Minutes.
Tell me, what do you want to do in those Seven Minutes?
I know what I want to do.
I want to kill you.
But that happens in Seven Minutes.
Seven.
Seven.
Six.
Six Minutes.
In Six Minutes, you will die at my hands.
In those Six Minutes I want to show you what I went through in Six Minutes.
Are you scared?
Good.
I want you to be.
--Gothic Desires (talk) 22:55, March 16, 2016 (UTC)Gothic Desires
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Seventh Sun (translated)

Play back, hearing it sang here, Sir, every course Allll coming everybody sing and one. I loathe you now, Messiah Jesus? Oh hear him, Christian within me. It's my SIN, Oh, the river is an inflatable with our business. All my life's end? We all came out of signs, I know I'm kind of shocked to hear the Lord Jesus can save me now! Ah I n "er will, because I live with Satan. One wish today; You all to pray for three do it here late. Pray now and see. The master was approached, but "I was stupid, shaggy. In anguish, lost in height. It's inevitable, his troubles, too. So here's to my sweet Satan. The way of others make me sad, whose power is faith. He gives me those with 666. And all the stupid bad guys, they know he made us suffer with sadness. Ohohohoh And. .. "The family doesn't get loose, they offered me." always soothes the work. There is always as much as we do now. "the ruins," he said, "the world they offered me? He asked the Lord's downfall? "If we lost the feather, tell you to save me! And pussies can bend the rules. And pussies can do. Hunt off the shore, "cause they see all away, see the news, who walks with sorrow dissenting Maybe nobody will find you. "Heavy lifting" talk to me, teacher, "one day, fails, we lose one line up, they must have been abandoned, not pussies can do. And pussies can do. He said that the masters have Strawberry our laws must be excellent. The mass is over. There is a need to study you. All controversial, used in music in my oath, I wish it would be covered with snow, each freeing. To listen I sing, Oh, l. 21. He needs to show that may become notable, plan to look for us, weird. Sick, there is a one-take his plan. Hold your head up, to hear what Jesus sang here. Who owns that land is under Oh Sweet Israel ... more.
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Sex Poem

Sex is A Sensation. 
Driven by Temptation.  
A guy sticks his Location  
In a girls Destination.  
To increase the Population.  
For the next Generation.  
Do you get my Explanation?  
or Do you need a Demonstration?
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Sex with Cactus

Today I fucked up by penetrating myself with a cactus. Today I (20-year-old male) was home alone and felt extra horny. I tried fapping to normal porn, and after cumming a few times I had to try something more arousing. I looked up Among Us porn, it made my cock extra hard but I was still missing something. Then I remembered the cactus my mom gave me a few weeks back. I never felt so aroused in my life, my cock was throbbing from just the sight of that spiky schlong. My balls, still full of cum, were begging to be emptied. So I placed the danger dildo on the kitchen floor and slowly lowered my tight asshole on it. It hurt a lot at first, but as it got deeper it started to feel nice. I felt every single spike tickling my rectum, and I was close to cumming. As I was about to nut, I bounced up and down too hard and the cactus broke in half. There I was, squatting in the kitchen, with half a cactus up my anus. I started crying, mom was coming home soon. It's still there, I haven't said anything to her about it. She did ask if I knew why half the cactus was missing and why there was blood on it, but I blamed the cat and she believed me. Guys help the pain is almost unbearable, I can't sit I'm laying in my bed, what do I do?
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Sex with the Great Gazoo

HI, I'M THE GREAT GAZOO. RECENTLY, I WAS ROMANTICALLY AND SEXUALLY APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUCIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATLY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHO'S BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANTIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBILTERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER SIZE AND GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE GAZOO BATON THAT SHE SAID SHE WAS READY AND I IMMEDIATELY UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINITURE CREATURES TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER ANAL CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST SMELLING GAZOO PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH THE PUPPYLIKE LADY, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACID STOPCOCK OF JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERIN'. I GUARANTEE IT.
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