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You've Been Gnomed

I have a story to tell you from the old days of the internet. Something that has left me shaken and depressed since it happened to me. It all started when one of my friends on AIM sent me a link to what I thought was free game demos. But when I clicked the link, I got this instead:
Needless to say, I was shocked. Not only was the creature for me not a gnelf or a gnoblin, he was also not free game demos. I couldn't believe I had been tricked like this. But I wasn't creeped out (Or at least, I tried not to be), so I just shook it off and continued searching for free game demos.
Anyway, a while later, I came across the shareware version of Quake. I downloaded it and installed it onto my computer. If you don't know of it, the shareware version of Quake only has the first of the game's four episodes accessible, with doors blocking off the path to the other three. I played the first episode and it was really fun; back then Quake was the best game ever. But when I got to the boss of that episode, a guhnome popped out and said "You've Been Gnomed!" It was the exact same gnome from the video! I couldn't believe it. Now I was a little scared, but I decided to keep looking for free game demos.
That night in my dreams, I kept seeing visions of a guhnome who was not a gnelf or a gnoblin telling me that I'd been gnomed. I woke up and there was hyper-realistic blood EVERYWHERE and a note that said "You've Been Gnomed!" Needless to say, I was really scared, so I ran out of my house to the nearest hotel. As I was walking through the door, I couldn't help but think that the garden gnome outside was looking at me strangely. But I shrugged it off.
I walked into my hotel room, and when I closed the door, the lights started flickering and swinging around. I didn't care though, so I tried to go back to sleep - but the gnome nightmares had followed me. I slept all night like that, waking up terrified, eventually getting back to sleep and waking up after a few seconds of the gnome's face. When it was finally morning again, there was writing on the ceiling in hyper-realistic blood.
"If You WaNT The NiGHtMaRES tO StOp, ShArE The GNOmE VIdEo WITh YOuR FRIeNDs"
So that's what I've done. I've written this pasta to try to get more people to see the You've Been Gnomed video. Hopefully now, the nightmares will stop.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
You. Me. Gas Station

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Shortpasta
You.com

It was 1999 i was using my computer but then i got a email.I checked the email and it was a link to a website called you.com.I clicked it and the website was a livestream of me in a chair.I thought it was some sick joke and that someone got image of me and edit it to look like it was me in chair but it looked to real then a guy came out of a door with a bat .He then beat up me then the my computer shut down i was scaryed and called the police.To this day i dont know what that website wad about.
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:English Class Failure
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
YouTube's Down

It's been 7 hours without YouTube, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto YouTube but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without YouTube, it is my life, it is my destiny, without YouTube, I wouldn't be able to do anything. YouTube is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best site in existence.
I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on YouTube, I bought Belle Delphine's channel membership and bought one for my girlfriend. I don't know what to do. YouTube can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again... breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. YouTube is very amazing and I can't lose it. YouTube is my life, I met my amazing anime girlfriend there, on a video, I saw her, and knew she was mine. She was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute but unfortunately she called the FBI which is kinda cute I think she likes me, anyways, I got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went and watched YouTube videos, where we found the IP of two boys called Jackson and Johnson, and we stole them for ourselves. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... YouTube was down and I went through my panic attack, shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
YouTube Carnage

If you are reading this, my name is Jennifer. I am an accountant, so my job often becomes boring. One day, I had begin to doze off, so I decided to log into YouTube. I saw the usual blogs and kittens that often adorned my page. But I saw a strange sight. A channel named Mortem was live streaming. Curious, I clicked on the link.
What I saw horrified me.
My 14 year old daughter saw laying unconscious in her bed. A man cloaked in black came into the frame. He pulled out a box-cutting knife, then stabbed my baby girl in the stomach. He cut open her stomach, then pulled out her entrails. screamed, then cried. The co-workers did not seem to notice my despair.
I ran out of my cubicle. I couldn't stand to be near that computer. I ran to my car and pulled out of the parking lot. I had hoped that this was all a cruel joke. That some one had used CGI or something. Finally, I arrived at my house. I ran up the stairs. I screamed and cried at the sight of my little girl. Dead, laying in a pool of blood. "WHY!!!" I yelled. Then I remembered a dark cloaked man. I looked around the room, to see if I could find the monster who did this. I could see no one. I ran out of the room and into the kitchen. I reached for the phone, when I realized that the dark-cloaked man was standing in the same room. His head was down. I picked up a knife on the kitchen counter, ready to strike and kill the beast. He lifted his head. I screamed at his disfigured face. He had no recognizable features, just two dark blue eyes. His eyes seemed to drill into me. I sensed that this was not his first kill, but one of many. I sensed that he would gladly destroy me. I ran out of the room as fast as lightning.
I found the nearest haven that I could, the downstairs bathroom. Now, we have caught up with the present. I am writing this because I believe that it may help authorities hind this creature. I know that I will not live too see tomorrow. I'm scared. I wish that I co-
This is where the writer's words stop. The only things left on the page where the words "Hello, Friends." near the bottom of the page. Blood soaks the bottom of the page.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Beings
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Old Shit
YouTube Poop: Creepypasta

Description: Youtube User PingasGun had shared depressing stories of his lonely and depressing life using Youtube Poops, making them for reasons that no other Pooper had. Unfortunately, Youtube quickly closed his account and got rid of all traces of his existence. His videos i saw were not created by a sane person.
Most of his poops normally involved sources that most Poopers used, except for a few that i really won't be able to get out of my head anytime soon. His videos were so mixed up, it was hard to tell exactly what he made them from. One thing i am certain of though, is that were not from any normal source.
Here is a small synopsis of one them:
It showed a dark castle in the background that had static and eerie music playing for about ten seconds, afterwards, Ren from Ren and Stimpy appeared.He sat there with a disfigured face. He stared at a flickering light for about twelve seconds before picking up the phone and shouting "Do you know who your dealing with?". After a slight visual gag intended to make you laugh, a horrific face pops up on screen and screams. The positions of the clips may have been intentional as laughing would normally cause a loss of awareness as well as concentration, leaving you vulnerable to such a thing.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
YouTube Ultimate Bug

YouTube, my favorite site on the internet. I go on it every day, But today something completely freaky happened.
I was innocently looking up PewDiePie, Yogscast, Tobuscus, etc (I am a gamer, in case you didn't already guess) and then I went to my home page. I saw something: it was a Know Your Meme video about Ancient Aliens. So out of my curiosity I clicked on it.
First of all, the first two seconds froze up and lagged my computer; a 3.0 GHz processor lagged by such an innocent website.... so anyways, it eventually caught up, went back in sync, and all of the sudden, the sound slowed way down. I was using the player with the speed options, but I didn't click on any speed.
It sped up back to normal speed, but something was already wrong; the timer was stuck at 0:06. I ignored it and kept playing the video.
Then my start bulb started glowing, as if my mouse was over it. I dismissed it as a virus, as my computer is full of them. I went to my Internet Explorer and played the same thing. The player did the same thing. Froze at 0:06, and then after that, the player turned red. After that, I went to my channel. The website was torn apart. It seemed to all be at the center of the page, my channel spelled DEATH. I dismissed it and went to iTunes. Opened it. Started playing Deadmau5's song, One Trick Pony.
All of a sudden in the middle of it, I heard a robotic slowed down voice say "I WANT YOU!" So I played Papercut by Linkin Park, because I knew that one had no demonic robot voices. I found five copies, which I thought was weird, because I only had the one, and that was the one from the album.
I played one that stuck out like a sore thumb: it was called LINKIN - papercut. I played it and it turned my computer against me. Random pop-ups, screams, and now my iTunes did the same thing as YouTube: it spelled out the word DEATH. I shut off my computer and unplugged it for an hour. I will keep you updated.
January 9, 2013
Obviously it has been a long time. More shiz went down today. I was playing PS3. All of the sudden the TV started to glow. I fainted. I was wondering what happened when I woke up because I wasn't at my house; I was somewhere else. It was full of blood and when I looked at a computer that was in the room, it turned on. It was one of the creators of Youtube. He said that I was just crazy and that everything that is happening might be true and might not be. He said to get the f' up and be a man. I went straight to the computer and turned it on. I turned on Half-Life 2. I played it for a while until G-Man came up. He was saying to go on Youtube now. So I did. I heard someone say that I made the right choice. This will be my last edit as I am afraid that I will die after I clifk that little Publish button on the wiki. Ok. Here I go.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Jornel
Category:Old Shit
YouTube Underground Slavery

I'm some stupid guy that used to work at Youtube's headqaurders back in San Diego. I loved working there so much! But i had to stop when i seen something aful that would CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER!!!!!!!!!111
It was August 8th 2012 i was fixing some bugs on the site that botherd everyone. My friend Jeff came up to me and told me to stop fixing the bugs and start changing the Youtube homepage.............AGAIN!!!!!!11 I was like FAQK NO SIR!!!1111 I'MA GOIN TO FEEX SOME BUGS!!!!111 He said i won't get paid if i don't! I was so ticked off!!!!!11111 I began to start working on the stupid homepage -_- But i did not want to do it i mean there is NOTHING TO CHANGE AT ALL!!1111 WHAT DA FAQK DO THEY WANT ME TO CHANGE!!!!???????
I ran up to my bosses office on the top floor and told him that there is nothing to change! he said "LOOK YOU FAQKING IDIOT!!!!!111 CHANGE SHET RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU'RE FIRED DUM-BASS!!!!!1111 I said "YOU KNOW WHAT?!!!1 I'MA DONE WORKING HERE!!!!!!!11111 I USED TO LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 BUT DUMB FAQKS LIKE YOU WANT TO CHANGE SHET THAT DOSEN'T NEED TO BE CHANGED!!!!!!!!11111"
I ran out the building as fast as i can!!!!!111 "So long! I'm out of this runt!" i said to everyone in the building. I tryed opening the door to get out but it was ethire jamed or locked!!!!!! "FAQK" i said to my self. I trew one of the computers at the wall and it made this HUGE hole in the wall!!!!!!1111 i went inside of the hole and found a trap door! i went in and i seen a ladder to climb down! As i was climbing i herd horrible screams down below! "I hope i'm not climbing to hell" i said to my self.
I'm finally down on the floor. I see people getting hit with a whip while they where coding the new changes to the website on the computer! I looked to my left and seen some TNT sticks under a table with chainsaws,whips,guns,knifs and axes! I grabed the sticks of TNT but first i had to light them up with a lighter. I looked all over the table but i could not find a lighter any where. OH SHOOT!!!!!!!111 I SEE SOME GAURD STARING AT ME!!!!!!!1111 WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!!!!!???? IM SO SCARED!!!!!!!!!1111
The gaurd is running towrds me! i got the axe and trew it at him! he ducked and it hit one of computers! The gaurd droped is ciggerates and his..........LIGHTER!!!!!!!111 I rolled a GIANT ball with spikes on the floor! The gaurd ran as fast as he can away from the ball! Yes! Now that he is away i can light the sticks on fire! HEY SLAVES COME TO ME I AM HERE TO SAVE YOU!!!!!!!!!1111 All of the slaves came running to me! They ran up the ladder and escaped! I lighted the sticks and trew them at the pepole that where controling the slaves! *BOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111* I ran up the ladder and climbed as fast as i can!
HOURS LATER* I am out of the building and safe in my home so are the slaves. *2AM* *SNORES* zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz AHHHHHH!!!!!111111 ITS MY BOSS WITH A KNIF LOOKING OVER MY BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!111111 - THE END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Im died
Category:Old Shit
YouTube Videos

Did you now that every time you watch a YouTube video, you have a 1 in a trillion chance of getting murdered in your sleep that night? The murderers all have "YouTube" shirts on. They've killed 12 people so far. They are believed to be enjoyers of YouTube. We need to stop them before it's too late.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:THERY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
You Are A Troll (You Are A Pirate Parody)

Do what you want 'cause a troll spams free
You are a troll
LOL LOL, you are bitchy
Being a fatass is not ok with me
Do what you want 'cause a troll spams free
You are a troll
You are a troll (Yeah!)
We've got us a brony
To piss off really much
That also likes anime
And is closeted deep away
We'll rage him a lot
His 10 year old precious booty
Spam his profile
And then we'll say TROLOL
LOL LOL, you are bitchy
Being a fatass is not ok with me
Do what you want 'cause a troll spams free
You are a troll
SPAM THE FATASS!
HA HA, you've been a ho in the past
(and now too!)
Giggity giggity giggity lass!
Post that trollface at the end of the chat!
You are a troll
We're going away
Trolling awaits on very wikias
We set press random wikia and explore
And type and hold buttons all day
We will make sockpuppets for our troll
Until it's time we get banned
Then hang up your neck!
Until we spam again!
LOL LOL, you are a dog
If you love to bitch to mods
You are a troll
Hey woah, you're a ho!
LOL LOL, you are bitchy
Being a fatass is not ok with me
Do what you want 'cause a troll spams free
You are a troll
HA HA! We got kicked? We go back lads, 
whichever chat you go
Butthurts and geeks we will troll
You are a troll
You are a troll
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
You Are Dead

This is NOT a fake.
Anyways, one Halloween, my brother Bryce gave me a copy of Pokémon Blue for the GB. I asked why he gave it to me, and he said "So much trouble..." I didn't know what he meant then. Everything was normal at first, but it said "Pokémon:Mean Blue." I pressed Continue,
because it was a used game. My name was Blue, as usual. I was in Pallet Town. I checked my pokemon, and I had a charmander nicknamed Missingno. I assumed this
was a prank, but it was getting less funny every second. I went into the lab, and no one was there. No one was in Pallet Town at all! I did the normal thing, went around, got badges,(which
were on the floor in the gyms with no gym leaders) and captured Pokémon. Finally, I got to Lavender Town. Every person in the whole game of Pokemon Blue was in Pokémon Tower!
They all were standing at a grave. Even GHOST was there, at Cubone's grave. Buriedalive was sitting at a grave with it marked for him!I noticed the music in the game was really creepy and weird.
I checked the frequencies of all the songs, and it had words that spelled out, "YOU ARE DEAD ALONG WITH MISSINGNO." I turned on the game again, and went to the grave the mom was standing at.It said, "R.I.P.
Blue. His brother will avenge him in a year."I was so scared I could have cried, but I didn't. The control over the ghost of Blue was gone. He headed for Pallet Town. I saw Red on the way there with red eyes.
I checked the player card and it was the same, but with blue eyes and hat. We both went to Cinnibar Islands. Blue and Red said, "Mine..." to a Missingno. at the exact same time. We went to the graves and used 
Missingno. Suddenly, my name changed to B!U3 and my stats changed. I had Unowns that spelled "#N O L I F E " No life? He was still dead. The E/R/S ending theme played.The game shut off, and when I turned it on again,
It said Continue and New Game. I pressed Continue and it said "You can't continue...You are dead..."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Im died
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Shortpasta
You Can't Do Anything

Made by SuperLooneyDude of Sonic hacking fame, but posted here by me for your entertainment. Enjoy!
Video posted so you can read along with the horrible voices from the horrible singers!...But,how can you sing to it if the video would be covering your entire screen?...AW SCREW IT JUST WORK WITH ME ON THIS ONE.
Lyrics:
Dink dent!
Bwe go again!
Nine nine!
Don't fall behind!
Eight taint!
Say "Don't be late"!
Seven sevor!
If made in Heaven...?
Stick five!
Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive
For three!
That's you in me!
To won!
Where won't we have fun, say
"NASA"!
Hay!
Excalibur!
You just dropped that bar!
What do ya mean?
Gimme cake!
Four horns!
Limestone!
Check out Abe!
You're never alone!
Leather legs make me horny!
What do you get? Say...
Fat cat!
Room room! Cosmic zoom!
Never play Sonic Boom!
Toot toot Sonic warrior!
Toot toot Sonic warrior!
You AWEUGHAREESEEN your pay!
You've got the power to say "The lamb"!
Take a little chance!
Slip on through!
You've got stapa no matter what you do!
and I loot for you!
Toot toot Sonic warrior!
Toot toot Sonic warrior!
The power is in your mine!
You shave the planet to conquer time!
Toot toot Sonic warrior!
Beet to spit some tide!
Toot toot Sonic warrior!
Weather in your mind!
Nothing can serve Bob the way to stay alive
'cause if you try...
you can't do anything!
Toot toot Sonic warrior!
always takes a chance!
Toot toot Sonic warrior!
Never sip a pen!
Nothing can serve Bob the way to stay alive
'cause if you try...
you can't do anything!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Sonic
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Shortpasta
You Can't Turn Back Now

It's 3:43 in the morning.
My little sister wakes me up. I can see her pale face. I open my eyes and rub them.
"What do you want?"
"Can you go with me to the kitchen?"
"Of course."
We walk to the kitchen. I bump into things as I'm walking through the pitch black hallway. I begin to whisper to my sister making sure I don't wake anyone up in the house.
"Hurry up, turn on the light." She never does. She won't turn on the lights from the kitchen, I'm just standing still like a tree engulfed in darkness as I wait for the next noise. I hear a youthful laugh from my sister; I'm still waiting for her to turn on the lights. I can't see anything, not a single thing in this darkness, no, more like this void.
I'm thinking about my day as I'm trying to distract myself from this situation. I begin to think of what went on throughout the day.
-I brushed my teeth.
-Talked to my friend.
-Took a bath.
-My mom went to buy groceries.
-My sister went to sleepover at her friend's house.
Wait. That's right; my sister went to her friend's house... My heart stops almost immediately after I realize this. I begin to hear more giggles coming closer to me. I don't dare move; I just stand there, paralyzed. The atmosphere immediately shifts. Through the darkness, I see a pale, grotesque face staring right at me, upset like its plan had failed. It said to me with a little youthful girl's voice:
"You just had to remember."
Category:Bad Creepypasta Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Beings
Category:Shortpasta