Donkey Kong Country: Forgotten Character

Did you know I used to love the Donkey Kong Country trilogy on the Super Nintendo? From the first Donkey Kong Country game all the way to Dixie Kong's Double Trouble. All of these games were phenomenal and I enjoyed them all the way through. From the smooth mechanics to the interesting level design. Rareware gave a great attention to detail with these games. Sure Donkey Kong still goes strong, but without these Donkey Kong Country games, DK would have been long forgotten. With that I was searching on ebay, until I saw a SNES cartridge, It just had a black plastic infront with red marker saying "Donkey Kong Country: Forgotten Character" I was excited and curious. I thought, "What kind of character is forgotten?" I had to find out. I bought the game and when it arrived. I decided to play it. I heard that familiar jingle. The title screen was normal, but when I got to file select, there was already a saved file, and the world was "Forgotten lands" so I selected it and it the map was nothing but but pitched black, but with one level to select, so I selected it and I appeared in the boss room as Diddy Kong, but no one was there. It stay like that for a while until all of a sudden, Kiddy Kong appeared, so this was the forgotten character. Except he had pure red eyes and blood on his fur, and then he said,"Did you really think you can forget about me?" and then a boss fight with Kiddy Kong. I jumped on him, but apparently he didn't endure any damage, but he did laugh as he seemed to enjoy the blows I inflicted on him, like some kind of masicist. But then again, I was playing as Diddy Kong, I jumped on him again and then he jumped and then I got hit. Kiddy Kong approached Diddy Kong and said, "Don't you remeber me? Kiddy Kong? Me and Dixie Kong rescued you and your big gorilla friend, and yet you, Donkey Kong and Dixie Kong rejected me in your future adventures developed by Retro Studios, you didn't even include me in your adventure for the Nintendo 64. But I am now here in revenge for you leaving me out, I killed you dear girlfriend Dixie Kong and your best friend Donkey Kong. Now I stand here, Three kongs I would now be done." Kiddy Kong then smashed Diddy Kong with his fist flattening Diddy's head and hyperrealistic blood now came from Diddy's squashed head, and now game over. But this time, It was Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong were both bloodied and smashed and had holes in their bodies. The music was that creepy River Twygz Bed theme from Super Paper Mario. After I pressed start, that same Kiddy Kong with red eyes and blood all over appeared and said,"You will never forget about me. You will remember my name till the end of time, or I will find you, and I will kill you". I now fear for my life. The screen turns to static and the game shuts right off. I can't seem to turn it back on no matter how hard I try, I think my SNES is dead. So I bury tha game in a spot no one will find it. As for my SNES, I decided to sell it to a store to get it repaired and what do you know, it works again. But nothing can repair my experience with this wretched game, and so my nightmares go on.
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