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Corrupt nintendo ds game

It was early one Saturday morning, the day after my birthday. I just got my Nintendo DS and was basically playing it nonstop. I decided to find a game and my mom showed me the website craigslist and I looked for cheap games. While looking through it I noticed a Mario game for free. I tell my mom about it and she says that it’s not too far away and that she can drive me to pick it up.
Upon arriving at the strangers house, we knocked on the door. The house was beat up, dirty, paint fading. I also remember when the man opened the door I felt like screaming. He seamed to be paranoid, anxious, and scared of something. He quickly handed me the game and slammed the door shut.
When I got home I put the game in and played. Just good old Super Mario 64 that they brought to the DS. I played it for hours, but I noticed the game would sometimes have a sound lapse or a screen freeze. I shook it off thinking it was normal. But, then things started getting out of hand. Mario was put into strange, awkward poses sometimes and his facial expression would become very angry and demonic. I then started to hear screaming that sent shivers of fear down my spine. They sounded real, not like the poor voice acting and quality in regular video games, but, very real almost as if it was somewhere in the room. Thinking it was normal I kept on. The next day on the news I saw a picture of the man who gave me the game. He was dead. He was found in a bathtub filled almost entirely with blood. Upon taking the body out however, They found it was mangled, scratched, and torn to shreds. I did not think anything of it but then wondered about the game… Who’s screams did I hear.
I was playing it one day when I got to a Bowser boss level. Bowser was covered in blood, but hyper realistically made. His smile was demonic. When I defeated him a large puddle of blood slowly spread from underneath him. But, I then heard the same, ear wrecking scream. This time, louder. I ran into my parents room and told them. They told me it was nothing and led me out.
Since I was only 10 I believed them that nothing was wrong and started to play the game again. As I was running around on one of the levels my DS began to get very hot almost to a point that burnt my hands and then the screen went blank. I thought it just over heated but as I was closing it I heard a very faint sound, I don’t exactly know what it is but it constantly got louder and louder. It was a whisper barely audible and it was telling me to keep playing until the end. I then took out the cartridge out and hid it in an opening in my carpet.
I recently found the cartridge again and made me remember and write this. If you have any information about what could of been happening please respond.
, 20 July 2012 by Kyle and Robby
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Old Shit
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Mario
Category:Collab
Corrupted

I was at home playing some "Halo: Reach" when I got a PM from my friend, Kyle. He said that he got the copy of "Pokemon: Ruby" I wanted, but said the cartridge's label was missing. I told him to send it over anyway. The next day the box arrived and when I opened it the cartridge was fine, it look absolutly perfect, he must have been lying, because the label, box, and cartridge were in mint condition.
I hooked up my old Gamecube and used the Gameboy attatchment so I could play it on my TV. When I turned it on it did the whole block flip thing and the game started up. When my character Ash jumped out of the truck at the start he was pushed out by a Machoke and landed on his face. "What the hell?" I kept playing. The game flashed to a close up of Ash with a bloody nose. I had no idea what just happened. All I know is it was not the "Pokemon: Ruby" I remembered. When he went into the house, the walls were painted grey, the "worker" pokemon were in wierd armor and my "mom" was fine...
I got to the Lab and there was no one there only one pokeball, it was topped with red and it looked like it was "dripping" and when I picked it up it went to a battle scene where I was caught in the pokeball. Inside the pokeball was nothing, just me, it cut to another close up of Ash, and his eye were red, his bloody nose got worse and he was crying. I walked one step down and the lights flickered, and I was surrounded by Unown. They formed a box around me and Lavender Towns music played, looping as the Unown spun around me. The game constantly flashed and cut to Ash, smile getting bigger, blood pouring from his eye and nose more and more, and soon, the game cut to black. It faded to another close up of Ash, as a decaying corpes, laughing, a text box poped up saying, [Your save file has been corkgubf jsdbngu sjhgis gujshgf suhgg] and then it just showed Ash getting worse over time, and my TV turned itself off.
A week later I used my gameboy to try and play it again but the title screen showed Ash's corpes with red letters saying, "Pokemon: Blood Red"
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Category:Pointless Violence
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Corrupted iPhone 5

My recent experience lead me to despise technology, despite the fact that I am spreading this information, before my computer becomes the next victim, a coe[;wp[we, computer virus, its spreading... It's started, I must spread this quick.
I was on my way to the Shop, when I slipped, I grazed my leg, what I slipped on was an iPhone 5, that was weird, as phones wouldn't be disposed of this way. When I informed the store clerk of my find, he stated "Goodbye, my child". That was odd, as that doesn't usually happen, when I got home, around 5:00 PM, I noticed a message on the back saying 'FE;WFJFRIOQRIO", I could not read that, obviously, I couldn't read that, it could be some sort of message left behind by its previous owner.
When I booted it up, it said, IRIS wants to know about you, I thought it was Siri, not IRIS, I assumed that it was a glitch and pressed on, IRIS checked my computers IP Address, that couldn't possibly happen, it turns out that I plugged it into my computer when I came home. It now knew everything about me...
When I went to camera, it booted up normally, when I checked the camera roll, there were pictures of a staring man, with a cut across his face, and no nose or mouth, there was absolutely no blood, just a creepy staring man. I assumed the previous owner had created this picture. The phone suddenly shut off, then a message came up, saying:
"Help..."
A rogue program has invaded me, its a virus, DON'T USE ANY MORE PROGRAMS ON THIS PHONE, or you won't survive.
Please, I'm doing this to save you."
The person didn't leave his address, which was quite unusual, I went onto the YouTube app, then, a loud screeching noise pierced my ears, as a bloody corpse was thrown against the screen, I was petrified, the corpse had talked, it said "SS, RM". SS and RM sounded familiar, VERY familiar.
Then suddenly, Siri appeared saying, "You have doomed the two of us, there is no hope...", then suddenly, Siri and IRIS got into a fight, a gory one, in real life.
I must be hallucinating, IRIS had a shotgun, Siri had nothing, Siri tried to attack him, but to no avail. I was sent to a mental asylum. Siri was shot, bloody organs had been blown out of him, then IRIS blew Siri's brain out, then he killed himself, it was a bloodbath.
Before I was sent there, I looked up what IRIS was, IRIS was a computer virus, the most powerful one ever created, that could send a man into insanity, then, to suicide, but, it would just destroy the OS completely. It's almost if that our technology became advanced enough to make virus' that could infect both man and machine. I hallucinated my family, killing themselves, in the most gruesome ways...
I checked the iPhone 5, it turns out that the phone became its base. I must go and kill myself, I can't take this torture anymore.
Goodbye...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Corruption

The scream of the trooper was horrifying. He was twisting on the floor and screaming for the sweet release of death. There was nothing I could do. The cause of this suffering was as clear as his scream: he was corrupted.
And, unfortunately, so was I.
But there was a difference: I was corrupted, but protected. But it was growing. Growing, eating me from the inside. I had to hide my face; it had changed. I couldn't recognize it anymore. This corruption, this fatal illness has been around for years. I wasn't the only one, though. It took my friends, too. But now I'm alone. Alone with this condition, this fever. It doesn't have a cure, it will kill me someday.
But before that, I must fight it. I must fight it because I'm the only one that can stop this. All my other friends... they are gone. It took them. That thing... it's an exact copy of me. It knows my moves, it knows my weaknesses, it knows me.
But now, I must face it, even if it kills me. It will kill me, anyway. It took the other bounty hunters. It will do the same with me. This feeling of dread, the feeling of impending doom. The feeling of no escape.
I must, for I am the bounty huntress, Samus Aran.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Cory In The House: The Burning Passion

Every night, before my kids head off to bed, I make sure to play them an episode of Cory in the House. They are both well into middle age now, and ask "father, please let us leave, I want to see the outdoors so bad." But I hush them, and cut deeper into their legs so that they don't have such silly demands again. Their mother once tried to make an escape, but by golly, Cory was there at the door waiting for the harlot; snapping her neck in one incredible motion. He stood in a pool of her blood and announced: Cory is in the house. I cried for days at the sight. Cory had his way with me for a fortnight, then ascended to the heavens one night before I could say goodbye. Distraught, I bought up all the 49 cent Cory in the House DVDs at Walmart and rushed home. My favorite was the one where he spilled ink on the white house seal. 
I enjoyed the DVDs yes, for a time. But slowly, my longing for Cory grew, and my heart could not carry the burden of my longing. I had to become one with him. By any means necessary. I searched high and low, killing hundreds at the Disney studios set, but alas, someone finally told me "stop you maniac, that shows been over for a decade now get out please no more". I went home with my head held low, but on the bus, I happened to be given a sign by the Baxter himself. A young Chinese man was sneaking through the White House as Cory, and my face lit up. I took the man's face and smashed it, wrapping it around the metal pole and spraying blood all over his elderly grandparents. I picked up the DS cartridge from the ground and took the bus driver into a chokehold. I told him: "take me to GameStop, I got new plans for Uncle Sam." I killed him as I stepped off by stuffing his face into the money dispenser, sliding his eye in and out of his socket, with the automated "money rejected" light beeping loudly. I smashed my face through the DS display case and walked home. 
I rammed the cartridge in immediately and my mind went white. I felt millions of ejaculate releases at that second and my body shook violently. The pixelated Cory inquired: "you want it normal, or do you like it hard baybeh?" He already knew my preference from the days and nights we spent in my living room; it was a party every week to be sure. 
I had forgotten about my kids and they were long dead now, so I lay in front of my DVD player, looping the episode where his sister raven came to visit. I hated her so much. Spending all that time with Cory, being his own kin. It made my blood boil. I punched through the set and let the glow of my DS carry me away into sweet oblivion. I wished to die as one with Cory. I clutched the DS hard, kissed the screen one final time and lay down. As I type this, I know that Cory descent to mortal form once more and say goodbye, I sit in wait for that day. He's my man. I will wait forever.
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Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Cory in the House: Lost Episode

After pursuing a career in politics, Cory finally becomes president at age 44. He places his older sister Raven in charge of immigration. Now a wise old woman, she has greater control of her precognitive powers, much like her Grandmother in s01e21 ("To See or Not to See"). She had already proven a great asset on the trail to the presidency (foreseeing debate questions, potential scandals, etc). There are no longer specific prerequisites to apply for a visa - Raven simply foresees whether your future is productive or beneficial within the United States. Terrorism is a thing of the past now that all tragedies are foreseen, resulting in a significant decline in fear-motivated racism. America's grip on the world tightens further, now an all-seeing entity. All other nations are helpless to obey, knowing any and all retaliation will be foreseen and counteracted before it begins. Anarchistic social movements emerge under the philosophy that if their actions are predetermined, they are not responsible for their actions and instead blame the very concept of "fate" itself - a convenient scapegoat for their futile attempts at riots and violent demonstrations that are inevitably quelled beforehand. 6 years into Cory's presidency (having secured an unchallenged second term), a tragedy is foreseen: Russia will fire nuclear weapons upon the United States. Retaliatory nukes are fired before Russia has even had a chance to actually fire. America's nukes are picked up by Russia's detection system, and retaliatory nukes are fired back. The world is destroyed in an instant. It's uncertain why Russia would have fired upon the US, knowing it would obviously be foreseen (even without psychic powers, it would have been detected with ample time to retaliate). Some posit that Raven herself had lied about the premonition, seeing what the world had become under the thumb of her terrifying gift, now very clearly a curse. Perhaps she sought to bring the misery inflicted by her and her brother's reign to an end in the only way she could. The camera zooms out from Raven's eye. She stands awestruck in the oval office as a young Cory's off-screen hijinx come to a hilarious end. A chipper tune plays as credits roll. The unaired final episode of Cory in the House draws to an end.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Shortpasta
Cory in the House Lost Episode

I've always been a big fan of the popular anime Cory in the House. In fact, I guess you could say it was my favorite anime and that I have excellent taste in Japanese culture. I watched all of the episodes and owned all of the merchandise because that's what every good otaku such as myself does. However, I don't think I'm very weeb for Cory in the House anymore since I saw that one episode ...
One day I was at a garage sale, looking for any Cory in the House merchandise that I may have missed. I found a DVD with the words "Cory in the House Episode 666" hastily written on it in Comic Sans font. Who would disgrace Cory in such a way to write Comic Sans on his DVD? I never saw this "Episode 666", so I bought it and immediately went home to watch it.
The episode started out normally, but Cory had hyper-realistic eyes and a fedora. He walked to his father and asked, "Dad, are you ready to take over the white house?"
"Of course I am, son." Cory's dad went to the white house's armory and got himself and Cory dual miniguns. "Now let's kill the president and America will finally be ours."
They went on a rampage through the white house, killing everyone in sight as their hyper-realistic blood and gore went everywhere. Finally they reached the oval office where the president was cowering in fear. They both shot at him until he was just a bloody and gory mess. I guess you could say it was a bit gory in the house.
With the president dead, Cory turned to his father with a revolver, pointed it at him and said, "Sorry, dad, but I don't need you around anymore."
"No, Cory! Wait!" He shouted as he put his hands up. "I thought we were gonna turn the United States of America into the United States of the Baxters together!"
"No," Cory said as he shot his father in the face, killing him. "It's the United States of Cory."
The former president's daughter walked in. "Hey, what happened to my dad?"
Cory looked down at her and said, "I'm your dad now." The studio audience laughed as Cory turned to the camera and tipped his fedora at the viewer. The episode ended there.
"Since when the fuck was Cory a fedora-wearing neckbeard?" I raged. The rest of the episode was fine aside from that one small detail. "I hate Cory in the House now! It's the worst anime ever!" I threw out all of my Cory-related merchandise and tried to live a normal life, but then Kyle Massey tracked me down and put me in a federal prison for the rest of my life for rejecting him.
I'm now awaiting execution and I have to tell everyone reading this before I die to seriously go look up and watch episode 666. If you can overlook Cory's dumbass MLGness, it's a really good episode.
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Shrek
Category:Trollpasta
Cory in the house episode 35 "Hail to the devil"

I love Cory in the House, It was my favorite Sunday cartoon back in the day, I used to crave more episodes of Cory in the House so much i would write fan fictions to calm my thirst. But than i found it, to this day it scares me just to think about it, in fact i may just throw myself out of the window when this is over. It was Cory in the house episode 35 "Hail to the Devil". 
I will start out by saying that ever since the whole "Cory in the house is best anime" thing started i remembered the show so i went on Ebay to go look for a DVD Copy of Cory in the House. Until i saw one listing called "Cory in the house episode 35" I found this strange since i knew that there were only 34 episodes of Cory in the House, As you can imagine i was wet when i found out there was another episode. My mind was telling me no but my body was telling me yes so i purchased the DVD and it arrived 6 months late, I did not care i was ready for Cory.
The Mail man arrived at my door but he looked a bit off, I ignored it and took the package he left. When i opened it up i saw the DVD with black sharpie written on it. If i was normal i would of drove it in the woods and leave it there but i am not normal, I am a Coryoholic so i put the DVD in the DVD player and started watching.
The episode started with the words "Hail to the Devil" which is what i nicknamed the episode. In the episode Cory was standing in front of the white house while it burned down, the sky was black, Cory was red, he had red eyes, he was bleeding from the eyes, bleeding from the mouth, he had a Hitler mustache, and the Cory in the house theme song was playing in reverse and slowed down.
Cory was staring at me for about 27.9 seconds till he told me scary things such as "Praise Satan" "Rick Sanchez is a good person" "Bush did 9/11" Etc. He was changing my prospective of life, Cory was scaring me. He was once my childhood hero but now he is my adulthood fear. Than he said "look to the left-" when i did i saw the mail man standing there watching me only he was not the mail man. He was a skeleton in a mask the whole time. The skeleton ripped off my skin and used it to become a human again. He than left.
I am now a skeleton. I am dressed up like a post man waiting for someone to purchase my copy of Cory in the house episode 35 so i can steal their skin and no longer be a skeleton. I am posting this to warn the world of this curse.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Skeletons
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Coughing During an Exam

Today I had a stats exam. It started as all my exams did, with the professor going over last minute concerns before telling us to begin. 15 minutes in everything is going well, until I feel a little tickle in the back of my throat. I take stock of my surroundings. I'm in a large gymnasium writing with 250 other students. The gym is dead silent. That eliminates coughing as an option. I activate my willpower and decide to wait the tickle out. But the tickle soon turns into an itch. I feel a drop of sweat roll down the side of my head. I reach for my water bottle with a uneasy hand. The water rushes down my throat but somehow misses the itch. That seems to amplify it, the itch becoming a burn. The desire to cough is overwhelming, but it is far too late to back down. I see spots of colour in my vision. The exam forgotten, the only thought pounding through my head is 'do not cough'. The burn is rising like the stream in a kettle, I don't know how much time has passed since I last took a breath. I try for another sip of water but my body does not respond, and I start seeing red. It feels as if there is a colony of fire ants scuttling within my throat. All reason flees my mind. I've become an animal with a sole driving purpose of not coughing. I bite down on my desk. The burning grows to an inferno. I bite clean through the wood and laminate, violently blowing shit out of my ass as my mind looses control over subconscious processes. The cough is a unstoppable force but my will is the unmovable object. Reality comes through in flickers. I'm crushing the throat of a teaching assistant, screaming, blood, chaos. Something as happened to my body, it's grown, deformed, devolved into something primal. I feel it happen with numb horror. My will shatters. I cough. My body implodes with the force of a collapsing star and my consciousness falls into the dark oblivion. Am I the asshole here?
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
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Category:Shortpasta
Could Bill Gates buy the United States

This sounds kind of funny but what if Bill Gates or even another billionaire could buy out the government of his country and possibly rule it. Now it should be important to know that some of the richest people today make more money than our U.S. president, so could he buy them out. Who knows, maybe a country could one day become "The Nation of Microsoft".
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:THERY
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Could Jesus be the Antichrist

I probably would get killed for even thinking of something like this but hear me out. Jesus was a pretty nice guy, but he gained followers and basically made a new religion in the process. Now when we think of the Antichrist he does some of the same things Jesus did. Also even though Jesus wanted peace, we as Christians done horrible things in his name, like the Crusades, killing those who did not believe, and even forcing his religion upon people. Now I still think Jesus was a good guy, but maybe even he had a dark side.
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Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:THERY
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Shortpasta