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Tyler Perry

Tyler Perry, born as Emmitt Perry Jr. is an African-American actor, drag queen, and filmmaker. Born in the slums of New Orleans in 1969, Tyler would first be noted in the 1980s, where he began his long drag career, initially doing drag for rich white people like George Lucas. Using his experience, Tyler blackmailed several of his customers, many of which were Hollywood directors, to give him money. This allowed him to create several stage plays, many of which starring his drag persona Madea.
== Filmography ==
In early 2002, the Ku Klux Klan contacted Tyler, stating that they were seeking to improve their public image by hiring people of color and homosexuals to do their racist caricatures. Tyler was giddy, and agreed to the proposal, receiving $6 million from them to make a movie so obnoxiously stereotypical. After laundering off some $500,000 during the film's production, he released it in February 2005.
Despite being criticized for its external funding, the film grossed a lot, making Tyler realize that his drag persona could make him way richer. He made thirteen more sequels, which was garbagenot excessive at all. In the 2010s, he became the very first African billionaire with legal money, as all the other ones either wasted it all on drugs or were using illegal labor. Nowadays, Tyler releases several cheap movies, getting a large profit. You can usually see his films in Salvation Army or Goodwill, depending on who hates it more.
== Criticism ==
Tyler has been criticized by countless African-Americans for only depicting life for Southern Blacks, neglecting the gangsters and rappers who live in the Northern slums. When Kanye began a petition on Change.org to force Perry to depict gangsters more, the petition received a whopping 6.1 million signatures. As of , Tyler has not followed through.
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Tír na nÓg

Tír na n-Óg (pronounced 'teer-nan-oh-g') is a land from both Irish and Taiwanese lore where everything and everyone is a baby. This includes trees, houses, cars and football fields - all made of babies. Even the adults in this land are made up of about 10 to 15 babies. Every single baby can speak, usually in Arabic, so as not to anger possible terrorists.
==Tourism==
The English translation means, "Babies, Babies Everywhere and Not a Bite to Eat", although this is somewhat ironic since the food in this land is also made of babies. One can purchase Baby Macs at the local McDonald's (which is also made of and run by babies) or enjoy a baby squishy in downtown Tír na n-Óg.
Tourists can visit the famous Garden of Eden where the world began, and shake hands with the very baby that damned our world to eternal bastardisation and disease, Gary Coleman. 
If you're into sports, whether it's kicking a few babies around the soccer field or slam-dunking a baby at the basketball court, there's bound to be something for you at Tír na n-Óg. Or if your intrested in real, physical sport, you could partake in Hurling, national sport of Ireland and most played sport in Tír na n-Og. It involves hitting a tennis ball with 2 - 3 feet of ash wood while killing as many fellow players as possible.
Don't forget to visit the many museums and discover the island's history. The stories of many mythical sea monsters originated in Tír na n-Óg, such as that of the Kraken and the Nancy Grace.
==Fact or Myth?==
Here we set the record straight about the facts and the fiction of this magical world.
*Tír na n-Óg is an actual place. FACT. Contrary to popular belief, this land truly exists, but can only be found if travelling on a pirate's ship willingly navigated by a ninja. 
*Oprah was born in Tír na n-Óg. MYTH. Though this juggernaut of a woman seems to be made of 10 to 15 babies, she was in fact born everywhere and in every era except in Tír na n-Óg. It is the only land in existence untainted by her wickedness.
*God lives in Tír na n-Óg. FACT. However, he is so rarely seen that you are more likely to catch him disguised as an Arab woman, walking the streets of New York with his three masked children Prince Jesus, Paris Jesus and Prince Jesus II.
*Not everything in Tír na n-Óg is made of babies. MYTH. Even external visitors to Tír na n-Óg immediately transform into babies once they set foot on its sacred soil. People have been known to poo babies in Tír na n-Óg.
*Sexual reproduction in Tír na n-Óg involves babies. FACT. In order to conceive, the male must insert his baby into the female's baby and unleash the feared seminal babies.
== See also ==
*Myth
*Babies
*Ireland
*Within Temptation
*The Free Kingdom of Wikiland
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U.S. House of Representatives Energy and Commerce Committee’s Subcommittee on Communications and Technology's Microcommittee on Telecommunications and Operations's Department of Medicine

The U.S. House of Representatives Energy and Commerce Committee’s Subcommittee on Communications and Technology's Microcommittee on Telecommunications and Operations's Department of Medicine is a major forerunner in the drive to maintain healthy conditions in the committee responsible for paying the phone bill of the committee that uses the internet of the committee that uses everyone's money and power.
==History==
===Early Development===
The U.S. House of Representatives Energy and Commerce Committee first founded the U.S. House of Representatives Energy and Commerce Committee’s Subcommittee on Communications and Technology in 2009 (61 AG). The U.S. House of Representatives Energy and Commerce Committee’s Subcommittee on Communications and Technology's original name was the "U.S. House of Representatives Energy and Commerce Committee’s Subcommittee on Communications, Technology and the Internet," but the subcommittee was eventually renamed after it was discovered that the subcommittee's full name could barely fit in a tweet.
====The rise and fall of the U.S. House of Representatives Energy and Commerce Committee’s Subcommittee on Communications and Technology====
Once it became obvious that the outrageously long name of the subcommittee could be used to facilitate filibustering in new and exciting ways, many prominent Fascist parties in the United States began using it as a method of taking control of the legislature and therefore the government. This power struggle continued for several months until the Dissolvement of the Subcommittee Monopoly Act of 2010.
Once the subcommittee formed a monopoly over the United States Congress, legislature was passed to divide the subcommittee and weaken their monopoly over overly long names, resulting in many of their responsibilities being diverted into microcommittees, such as the U.S. House of Representatives Energy and Commerce Committee’s Subcommittee on Communications and Technology's Microcommittee on Telecommunications and Operations. The U.S. House of Representatives Energy and Commerce Committee’s Subcommittee on Communications and Technology's Microcommittee on Telecommunications and Operations acted as a successor state to the Subcommittee's throne, following the loss of the subcommittee's mandate of heaven. In the Congressia civil war following the subcommittee's dissolution, the U.S. House of Representatives Energy and Commerce Committee’s Subcommittee on Communications and Technology's Microcommittee on Telecommunications and Operations maintained a majority control over the territory within the US Congressional building, and soon became a microstate within Washington D.C.
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U.S. Route 666

U.S. Route 666 is one of the original highways in the United States Numbered Highway System. It was created in 2003 as a re-numbering of U.S. Route 491. Wikipedia says that 666 was renumbered from 491, but that's a blatant lie directed at students who do not know where to search for good information.
==Highway History==
===Pre-666===
The original idea for U.S. Route 491 came from the following assignment of a 1st grader:
Write the following:
2^2 = 4
3^2 = 9
1^2 = 1
HOLY SHIT! I've just found a perfect number for the next highway! 491!
===The Rename===
On May 31, 2003, the Department of Transportation submitted a proposal to change the name of the highway to 'US 666'. The reasons in the proposal were as follows:
*WHEREAS, the Department of Transportation's president does not like prime-numbered highways because a common road trip game was to prime factorize the highway number,
*WHEREAS, 491 is a prime number because it has only two prime factors,
*OR DOES IT? Let me work... 492 = 2 * x. x = \frac{492}{2} = 246. 246 = 2 *... \text{Oops, realized that I was doing 492 instead of 491...}
*GET ON TOPIC!!!
Nobody cared about the statements. They were all friends to the author of the proposal, so they accepted it. And then...
===Post-rename===
The route is now called "666". "666" is significant to many Christian people as the "number of the beast", however, the highway is far from dangerous. It passes through multiple sacred rocks.
==Route description==
The map is supposed to remind you of a person looking up at the road. No other route specifications were provided. However, the people at Uncyclopedia have compiled this summary below:
===New Mexico===
Route ends at Interstate 40. We start driving across the road.
Soon, the highway goes straight north-south. So boring. Until...
===Colorado===
I don't know if this even is north-south or east-west. Well, I'll go with north-south.
===Utah===
Wikipedia says the terminus is here, but it is not! It turns down into...
===Arizona===
Through the desert. Ends at a cul-de-sac blocked by Grues.
==More Highways==
UNICEF

The United Nations Idiotic Children's Eatathon Fund was set up in 1945 after "the war" to fund the biannual Idiots' Eat-a-thon held in the New York United Nations HQ.
Currently its Headquarters is located in Baku, Azerbaijan due to its somewhat lax regulations in terms of what constitutes a charity.
The aim of this event is to make stupid children fat as well. The UNICEF makes a tax-free income of over $78.5 million, and you will be happy to know that none of the money the UN raises from various rich countries (like Luxembourg) goes to Africa or Asia.
In 2000, a number of parents lobbied to have the event closed down, because, "It is encouraging heavy eating and makes them fat." Their campaign was strengthened recently after an inquest showed that fat people caused the wars in both Afghanistan and Iraq.
== History ==
In 1945, the organization was set up to fund the biannual Idiots' Eatathon, which had lost interest due to lack of food and money with which to buy the food. It had been originally funded by Germany's war reparations, but after the Second World War, the money ran dry, and neutral countries had much more money, and in 1947 the Eatathon was re-established. 
In 1986, there was controversy after two Russian children exploded over America after attending the Eatathon, killing 200 people and showering America's Live Aid with flecks of blood and flesh. The people at the concert assumed it was disgusting confetti. 
In 1991, the Eatathon was stopped and UNICEF were closed down due to lack of funding because of the Gulf War. George W. Bush set up the Eatathon again in 2005 because he said, "It's good clean fun."
The Idiotic Children's Eat-a-thon is still up and running today. It is thriving.
== Requirements ==
* All participants must be under 16.
* All participants must be less than 134kgs in weight.
* All participants must be have an IQ less than 95.
* All participants must not have any of the following conditions:
-Heart Disease
-Type 2 Diabetes
-Allergy to sugar
-Other dangerous aversions to sugar or fats 
The ICE organizers are allowed to make exceptions to the weight and IQ rules in special cases. Anyone who is dead is also not allowed to take part (obviously).
== Press Release from UNICEF ==
"Stupid children need farts and sugars to make their brains larger. We don't really like the term 'stupid'; we prefer 'intellectually challenged'. We call them 'stupid' to their face because they can't understand the other term. We teach these Christian children from The Revelation of St. Bob, the only book they can understand. Those who are clever enough to voice they're opinions say it's 'real good.'
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UN Beekeepers

The UN Beekeepers are an elite commando squad under the authority of the United Nations. This unit was founded in the late 14th century in a resolution introduced by the ambassador for the Roman Catholic Church, and has been a source of great controversy ever since.
==Origins==
In 1381, Vatican City's Department of Holy War Research and Development group (known as WAR RAD), under directive of Pope Allergus II began researching biological weapons in order to more effectively fight the Global War On Jews, Arabs, Homosexuals, and the French. Although the group had already had some success with a deadly virus codenamed "The Black Death" they were still researching new ways of delivering this lethal virus when they by chance stumbled upon one of the most deadly bio-toxins known to man.
Friar Angelino Sextulio was doing research on possible pollination of the virus by several different insect species when he came upon, the bee. His body was discovered several hours later, swollen to a disturbing blob like mass of poison and high-fructose honey. The Roman Catholic Church had discovered the honey pot of biological warfare.
After 3 years and over 100 deaths, the Holy See finally achieved success and created the world's first swarm of bees. The swarm is a large gathering of bees, acting as a single unit, known for attacking any living thing it comes across. A single bee's sting is not powerful enough to cause any real harm but when a swarm attacks the bee's natural toxins are multiplied. A typical swarm can release enough toxin to kill a baby Snuffleupagus, this is a slow and extremely painful death thought to be very similar to watching a marathon of Charles In Charge.
==Modern Day==
Over the centuries, there have been many advances in wartime beekeeping. In the 1700s the first cannon-powered swarm was developed. This was crutial in the famous Bee Siege of Latveria. The 20th century also so many advanced in bee technology including satellite guided, depleted uranium armor, and tactical nuclear bees. The elite UN Beekeepers still remain as the most dominant bee-fighting forces on the planet despite the recent bee attacks unleashed on most of the Western Hemisphere by terrorist "Killer Bees" originating from several nations in Africa.
Today the UN Beekeepers consist of mostly Swiss mercenaries (the traditional beekeepers of the original Vatican unit) as well as Hungarian peasants who are recruited because they work for mere drops of honey and can be used as cheap, inexpensive human bee-fodder that can be slaughtered without violating any international treaties dealing with crimes against humanity. As of 2008, UN Beekeepers have been deployed to Iraq as part of Operation Iraqi Freedom and have so far conducted over 2,000 successful raids killing close to 30,000 civilians.
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URINARY TRACT CONFECTION

A URINARY TRACT CONFECTION is fucking delicious.
==That's all==
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This article's title is a bad pun. As a bad pun, it would qualify to be a good band name. If URINARY TRACT CONFECTION opened for The Killers, who would remember The Killers? No one, that's who. Because The Killers is a terrible band name, whereas URINARY TRACT CONFECTION... well, that's just the balls. I mean, no one in their right mind would think a band like that would suck, except perhaps Sycamore, who votes against everything. Or worse he does not vote at all and often fails to acknowledge that I'm a such a special little princess. (See: Fig. 1)
Another good band name is The Feminine Hygiene Project, and another is My Sister's Urinalysis.
==What might a URINARY TRACT CONFECTION taste like?==
I'm glad you asked! The answer, in a word, is: Delicious.
The answer, in a picture, is this:
==What's urinary about that cake?==
It emerged from my penis.
==See Also==
*Gastrorgasmic Cuisine
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USB ports

USB ports are a vital part of the modern computer. While their size and shape has changed over the decades as fashion dictates, they are today found in CPUs, where they are valued for their ability to dispense French Fries and gold coins. 
USB stands for Universal Sexy Boobs.
== History, Changes, Uses ==
The first known record of USB ports came in 1931, when top British explorer George Washington found some growing breasts at an unprecedented rate.
But when WW3 came wrapped in a brown paper bag, many fields of USB ports were left abandoned while the farmers went to Continental Europe to fight the evil bloggers. While USBs were planted in Hitler’s moustache when he wasn’t looking, some other ports were taken to the Bad Lands (found outside Room 12). This area would be the centre of the earth’s USB port growing industry for the next 40 years.
While the earth suffered the catastrophic effects of somersaulting while producing a long fart in the late 1970’s, the founder of disco, Ali G, announced he had received USB implants. When the US First Spanking Bitch John Howard announced that he had received them as well, they became all the rage and were soon found on many celebrities, from Pamela Anderson to Jordan to George Lucas. However, when it was found they leaked national security documents into the body, causing haemorrhaging and even death, many such celebrities had them removed.
They were first installed into computers in 1999 and have been used up to this present day. Many computer have up to a dozen USB ports, each dispensing a different variety of french fries (normal, extra-crispy, curly, cheese, hot, etc) and gold coins (ducat, drachma, tetra-min, etc).
==Ants==
In 1987, it was found that ants will spontaneously build USB ports if left alone in a small box with nothing but copper wire and a copy of Seven and the Ragged Tiger by Duran Duran. Nothing is certain about what this means for the rest of us - but, you can pretty much guess it probably doesn't prove that there is a God.
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USERNAME template abuse

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US Highway 411

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Welcome to the U.S. Highway Directory Assistance, also known as the US Highway 411.
* To learn more about Interstates, press 1.
* To learn more about America's lesser-but-still-important grid of US Routes, press 2.
* To learn more about state roads, press 3.
* To learn more about how Dwight D. Eisenhower revolutionized the way America travels, press 4.
* To learn more about changing a flat tire, press 5. 
* To find out what that red oil can on your dashboard means, press 6.
* To repeat this menu, press 7.
* To speak to a live person, press 0 repeatedly until your phone dies.
Thank you for calling the U.S. Highway Directory Assistance. Your phone bill has now been updated.
You may choose to call US Highway 1-900-FREE-411 in order to not rack up additional charges to your phone bill, what with you being a total roadgeek.
Goodbye. (click)
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