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That time I was nearly eye-raped by An Article Written by Somebody that Didn't Read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid: A Retrospective during my sojourn in Uncyclopedia

Dude, that fucking thing was brilliant. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
looking at some content in this Uncyclopedia thing, wondering why this fucking thing even has content in the first place. I mean, why do they friggin' call it a content-free encyclopedia anyway? Am I right? ...*anticlimactic silence*...
So I click on some links. Like, hyperlink n00b shit.
== and this fucking Pee Review ==
bursts out onto the screen, geek formatting all over the place, and instead of embarrassing the lame author of this article, he freaking praises the shit for its ingenuity.Category:Pee Review
== so I pulled out my ==
pen and started writing this mindblowing reviewFucking genius! of this review by this Hyperbole guyUnbefuckinglievably brilliant!, and it tries to mount me in the eyes! WTF?
I barely got away with a major AGH MY EYES and some nasty seizure.
No, seriously. It nearly eye-raped me.
But then I saw this image.
Man, I tell ya, that wasn't rape. It was fucking sexual intercourse like you wouldn't believe!
==Footnotes==
==See also==
*Uncyclopedia is the worst
*That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn
*That time I nearly couldn't find a page during my sojourn in Wikia
Category:My sojournCategory:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worstCategory:Really Long Titles
That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation

Dude, that fucking guy was pissed. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
working on the set of Terminator Salvation, doing my Director of Photography thing with the light fixtures and cameras, right? Like, badass Terminator shit.
==and this fucking Christian Bale==
bursts off the set, spit all over the place, and instead of going for the rest of the crew, he makes a Baleline straight for me.
==so I pulled out my==
sorry face and apologized the shit out of the thing, and he still tries to get me fired! WTF?
I barely got away with a major ear-ache and a severe lack of self esteem.
No, seriously. He nearly killed me, professionally...but he did have sex with me later. It was fantastic. 
==See also==
*Christian Bale
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
Category:My sojourn
Category:Awesome People
Category:Christian Bale
Category:Better than you
Category:Really Angry People
Category:Terminator (franchise)
That time I was nearly raped by Devo during my sojourn in Akron, Ohio

Dude, those guys were fucking huge. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
camping in Akron, Ohio, doing my nerd thing with the Energy Dome and the de-evolution, right? Like, hardcore geek shit.
==and fucking Devo==
burst out of the plastics factory, musk all over the place, and instead of going for my dog, they make a Devoline straight for me.
==so I pulled out my==
knife and cut the shit out of them, and Gerald V. Casale tried to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. Devo nearly raped me.
==See also==
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
*Devo
*Bob Dole
 
Category:My sojournCategory:Music history
That time I was nearly raped by Feyd Rautha Harkonnen during my sojourn in Dune

Dude, that fucking thing he was wearing as panties was huge. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
camping in the fucking dunes, doing my the spice must flow thing with the Spice Harvester shit and the Sandworms, right? Like, Fremen badass shit.
== and this fucking Harkonnen ==
bursts out of the dune, sweating all over the place, and instead of going for the 
Atreides, he makes a sweaty line straight for me.
== so I pulled out my ==
Kris and cut the shit out of the thing he was wearing on his loins, and and I find out he was waiting for me to release his shlong so he can mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major internal bleeding and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. He nearly raped me.
== See also ==
*That time I nearly wrote a good prequel during my sojourn in my father's grave
 
Category:Articles written in the first person Category:My sojourn
Category:Articles that will probably never get featured, despite their popularity among UncyclopediansCategory:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst Category:Science fiction literature
Category:Dune
That time I was nearly raped by Ham after my sojourn through the deluge

Verily, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
tabernacling in the fucking wilderness, doing my Noah thing with the postdiluvian shit and two of every animal, right? Like, biblical badass shit.
==and my fucking youngest son Ham==
bursteth out of the tent, musketh all over the place, and instead of going for the sheep, he didst look upon my nakedness.
==so I didst pull out my==
staff and curse the shit out of him and his descendants to be the slaves of Shem and Japeth, and he tryeth to mount me! WTF?
I barely didst get away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. He nearly rapeth me.
==See also==
*Noah's Ark
*Noah's flood
*Curse of Ham
Category:My sojourn Category:Judaism Category:Christianity Category:Racism Category:Flooded
That time I was nearly raped by Mr. Winkler yelling AAAAAAAAA! during my sojourn to the Jordanhill railway station

Dude, those fucking jokes were getting old. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
waiting for the train at the fucking Jordanhill railway station, doing my Kitten Huffing thing with Oscar Wilde and the Grues, right? Like, Tourette's FUCK Syndrome badass shit.
==and this fucking dude==
named Mr. Winkler bursts out of a magic shop across the street, yelling "AAAAAAAAA!". Gay all over the place. So tells him shot your fuck up! So instead of going for the grues, he makes a Winkleline straight for me! Yelling IRAQATTACK the whole way.
==so I pulled out my==
euroipod and beat the shit out of him with it (yelling "eat shit fucker!" the whole time), and he tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. He nearly raped me.
==See also==
*Uncyclopedia:In-jokes
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
 
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:My sojourn
Category:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst
That time I was nearly raped by a Puff the magic Dragon during my sojourn in Honah Lee

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
playing in the fucking woods by the sea, doing my Jackie Paper thing with the make-believe shit and the puppies, right? Like, little boy badass shit.
== and this fucking Puff the magic dragon==
bursts out of the sky, frolics in the autumn mist all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, he makes a dragonline straight for me.
== so I pulled out my ==
knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It nearly raped me.
== See also ==
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
*dragon
Category:My sojourn
That time I was nearly raped by a camel during my sojourn in Mecca

__NOTOC__
Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
walking across the desert, doing my Islamic thing with the desert shit and the Arabs, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.
== and this fucking camel ==
bursts out of a fucking sand dune, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the oasis, he makes a camelline straight for me. Like WTF?
== so I pulled out my ==
knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major liver, and intestinal tearing and a severed brachialis radial.
==No, seriously.== 
It nearly fucking raped me.
==See Also==
*That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
*the debilitating skin disease I got from battling the undead
Category:Articles written in the first person Category:IslamCategory:My sojourn
Category:Articles that will probably never get featured, despite their popularity among UncyclopediansCategory:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst
Category:Ungulates
That time I was nearly raped by a dinosaur during my sojourn in the Mesozoic

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
crawling out of my timemachine, doing my Nigel Marven thing with this Prehistoric shit and the reptile thingies, right? Like, timetraveler paleontologist shit.
== and this fucking dinosaur ==
bursts out of the trees, terrible stench all over the place, and instead of going for these tiny reptiles, he makes a dinosaurline straight for me.
== so I pulled out my ==
gun and start shooting like a madman, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It almost sucked me into its cloaca (kinda like a vagina)!
== See also ==
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
*Dinosaurs
*Science Fiction
Category:My sojourn
Category:Paleontology
Category:Dinosaurs
Category:People who are about six billion years old
That time I was nearly raped by a formula-based running joke during my sojourn in Category:My sojourn

Dude, that fucking joke was huge. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
clickin in the fucking internet, doing my thing with the Uncyc shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.
== and this fucking in-joke ==
bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the iTunes window, he makes an unfunnyline straight for me.
== so I pulled out my ==
mouse and clicked the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It nearly raped me.
== See also ==
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
*That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada
*That time I was nearly ----- during my sojourn in -----
*Uncyclopedia is the worst
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:My sojourn
Category:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst
That time I was nearly raped by a gay English teacher trying to sell me a free iPod during my sojourn in Canada

Dude, that fucking guy was huge. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, it was not a gay retared place like the moon. It was cool and not a bad place. i hope it doesn't melt or anything.
== and this fucking guy ==
bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place. He was the worst guy ever he suxs. He made a gayline right for me!!!! because I didnt read some gay book.
And then he pulls out this iPod and says "Would you like this free iPod? All it will cost you is money, plus you have to tell your friends to buy one too."
== So I told him == 
I dot like his iPod and niobody does because he is gay and stupid and ugly and retarted and fat. Then I pulled out my Beretta and shot his fuck up, and he tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion, a free iPod, and some sick.
No, seriously. He nearly raped me. Even though it wasnt my fault. It was GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!! IT WAS THE WORST SOJOURN EVER.
Category:Hybrid subjects
Category:My sojourn
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
Category:Mr. Winkler
Category:Euroipods
That time I was nearly raped by a negro during my sojourn to the post office

That negro was terrifying!!
==So there I was==
In the midst of my Sunday afternoon post-churchgoing visit to the post office, no? Just doing my Presbyterian housewife things.
==and this dastardly negro==
bursts out from the deli, negro sweat all over the place, and instead of going for his crack cocaine, he forms a clear intention to mount me! My word!
==so I pulled out my==
canister of mace and briskly crossed the street, and he didn't follow, because negroes are afraid of traffic.
I barely got away with my power bill and six housekeeping magazines.
Terrifying. He nearly raped me.
==See also==
*Colin Powell
*That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's 
Category:My sojournCategory:Racism
That time I was nearly raped by a reindeer during my sojourn at the North Pole

If I live to be a hundred, I'll never forget how I was almost raped by a reindeer. I mean, dude, that thing was huge. Like, WTF?
What's that? You've never heard the story of how I was almost raped by a reindeer? Well, pull up a fucking ice block and lend an ear.
==So there I was==
doing scientific research at the fucking North Pole, studying snow and shit with expensive tools, right? Like, real National Geographic shit. 
==and this fucking reindeer==
comes out of nowhere and shines a goddamn red light in my face. I shielded my eyes and saw the light was coming from his nose. It was pretty fucking shiney. I would even say it glowed. 
Then the freak starts prancing towards me.
==so I pulled out my==
knife and tried to stab the motherfucker, but he leapt ten feet in the air. Then he sorta hovered for a few seconds. I shit you not. 
But that isn't the weirdest part. Soon as he came down, he tried to hump me! WTF?
Then I hear a deep voice from a distance call out, "Woah-ho Rudolph! That isn't Clarice! Ho ho ho, then go!" and then this gay little midget grabs him by the collar and runs off. 
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. I couldn't have been that high.
== See also ==
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
*Mr kringle is FAT
Category:My sojournCategory:Christmas
Category:Deer
That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.
==and this fucking yak==
bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, he makes a yakline straight for me.
==so I pulled out my==
knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It nearly raped me.
==See also==
*That time I nearly took a sojourn to Canada while I was being raped by a yak
*the debilitating skin disease I got from battling the undead
*Shynneker 
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:Tourism in Canada
 
Category:Articles that will probably never get featured, despite their popularity among Uncyclopedians
Category:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst
Category:Bovines
Category:Crikey!
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada, only to have my testicles molested by a teleporting testicle molester

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.
==and this fucking yak==
bursts out of the trees, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, he makes a yakline straight for me.
==but then this glowing electronic orb==
showed up out of nowhere, and I guess it spooked the yak, thank fuckin' Christ. But then this creepy dude walked out of it. He was wearing an eye patch, a scruffy beard, a rainbow sweater vest, crotchless jeans and a rubber penis on his head. No shit, that's how he was dressed. 
==and then he grabbed==
my nuts! WTF? He gave 'em a good grip and swirled them around in a David Bowie-esque spiral motion while I just stood there like a goddamn deer in headlights. Say, did I tell you my deer story? Eh, fuck it, I'll save it for another time.
A few moments later this testicle molester let go of my balls, jumped back in his pussy-ass orb and disappeared. I felt so violated. 
No, seriously, that guy molested my testicles. 
==See also==
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada (original timeline) 
*UnNews:Women's March protesters victims of pussy grabber
*That time Stephen Hawking ran over my cat during my sojourn in Oxford
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:My sojourn
Category:Timeline molester
Category:Testicle molester
Category:Testicles
That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn

Dude, that fucking IP was irate. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
clicking on the fucking talk page, doing my slacking off from admin duties thing with the shit and the banning, right? Like, lumberjack computer shit right.
== and this fucking IP ==
bursts out of the ether, nerd all over the place, and instead of going for the article, he makes a flameline straight for me.
== so I pulled out my ==
sarcasm and mocked the shit out of the thing, and it doesn't try to do shit to me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major boredom lameness abrasion and a severed brachialis intellectualis.
No, seriously. It nearly raped me.
== See also ==
*:Category:My sojourn
*Category talk:My sojourn
 
Category:Articles written in the first person Category:My sojourn
That time I was nearly raped by an Oscar Wildebeest during my sojourn in wherever Oscar Wildebeests come from

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
cottaging in fucking Reading Gaol, doing my Dorian Gray thing with the actors shit and the Somdomites, right? Like, Thespian badass shit.
==and this fucking mincing playwright==
bursts out of the theater, the smell of jasmine all over the place, and instead of going for the Sodomites, he makes a wildebeestline straight for me.
==so I pulled out my==
knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with major emotional damage from the biting wit and cutting insults and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It nearly raped me.
==See also==
*That time I nearly took a sojourn to Canada while I was being raped by a yak
*Mincing Playright
 
Category:Articles written in the first person Category:Tourism in CanadaCategory:My sojourn
Category:Articles that will probably never get featured, despite their popularity among UncyclopediansCategory:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst
Category:Really Long Titles
That time I was nearly raped by an improperly closed nowiki tag during my sojourn on Uncyclopedia

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, ''WTF</nowiki?
==So there I was==
on my fucking laptop, doing my Svex 88134kg thing with the [[mediawiki]] shit and the [[Webpage|HTML]], right? Like, [[hacker]] [[ninja|badass]] shit.
==and this fucking nowiki tag==
bursts out of the page, [[musk]] all over the place, and instead of going for the [[text]] on the fucking page, it makes a tagline straight for me.
==so I pulled out my==
keyboard and blanked the shit out of the page, and they tried to [[ban]] me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major [[blood|sinistral external abrasion]] and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It nearly raped me.
==See also==
[[That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada]]
[[Category:My sojourn]] __FORCETOC__ 
Category:My sojourn
Category:Wiki
That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's

Dude, they were fucking gay. Like, WTF?
__NOTOC__
===So there I was===
standing in the fucking streets of Angel Grove, California, doing my evil plotting thing with Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd, right? Like, space alien badass shit.
===And these fucking rangers===
zap down from space, Cheesy all over the place, and instead of going for the the villains, they make a powerline straight for me!
===So I pulled out my===
lazer gun and shot the shit out of them, and they try to have a 6 - way with me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. They nearly raped me.
==See also==
*Power Rangers
*That time I was nearly raped by a dinosaur during my sojourn in the Mesozoic
Category:My sojourn
Category:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst
That time I was plundered in the ass by a Viking during my voyage to a retirement villa

Dude, that thing was fucking Scandinavian. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
doing my whole checking out retirement villas in Florida pretending for the umpteenth time that I was going to retire from football, right? Like, Brett Favre "Ouch! I got a splinter so I can't play, but you're still going to pay me!" crybaby shit.
== And this fucking Viking ==
bursts out of the palm trees, musks all over the place, and instead of going after a quarterback with talent, he makes a Vikingline straight for me.
== So I pulled down ==
my pants and said, "Give it to me, John Madden! God you're such a big daddy!" It hurt so good.
I barely got away with hundreds of angry football fanatics and a new multi-million dollar contract that pays out even if I spend every game benched because I'm faking some sort of traumatic thumb injury.
== No seriously ==
I let my anus get plundered by a Viking!
== Next time ==
I'll tell you about that time I sat on my ass and still made millions and how I caused the biggest environmental catastrophe in American history.
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:My sojourn
Category:National Football League
Category:Vikings
Category:Old Farts
That time I was swallowed by a whale during my sojourn in the Mediterranean

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
sailing in a fucking boat to Tarshish, doing my running-away-from-God thing with the Nineveh shit and the fish, right? Like, seafaring badass shit.
== and this fucking whale ==
bursts out of the sea, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the fish, he opens his mouth wide open for me.
== so I pulled out my ==
knife and tried to cut my way out of this thing, but now it literally fucking swallowed me! WTF?
I barely got away after the whale vomited me out and I got a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. It nearly digested me.
== See also ==
* That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
* Jonah
* Big fish
Category:Bible
Category:WTF
Category:My sojourn
That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine

Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
pushing a fucking button on a soda machine, doing my drinking thing with the 7up shit and the coke, right? Like, Pepsi, root beer shit.
==and this fucking soda==
bursts out of the machine, sprays all over the place, and instead of going for the trashcans, it makes a sodaline straight for my mouth.
==so I pulled out my==
dick and fuck the shit out of the thing, and it tries to do nothing! WTF?
I barely got away with a major Dizziness and scratch me along the thigh region.
No, seriously. It didn't fucking rape me.
==See also==
*That time I nearly took a sojourn to Canada while I was being raped by a yak
*Shynneker
 
Category:Articles written in the first person Category:My sojourn
Category:Articles that will probably never get featured, despite their popularity among UncyclopediansCategory:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst