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Regular Show "Mordecai Needs Help"

You know how cartoon network has a show known as the Regular Show? well my name is Alex Trowbridge and i saw a very disturbing episode. it opened with the stars and shit but the title said "Mordecai Needs Help" i thought it was about Mordecai Going Looney but in a cartoonish way but no. anyways It started with Rigby snooping through Mordecai's belongings Mordecai came in then his face was really anger expressed. it went blank then in 2 minutes it went back to Mordecai at the coffee shop Margaret was asking Mordecai what was wrong but Mordecai was head-down,,, sobbing i was thinking to myself this seems....odd then Mordecai looked at Margaret with red pupiled eyes and here was exacly the script
Mordecai: get over here you dumb fucking broad
Margaret:What did you just say Hon?
Mordecai: *growls* - i said breaths angerly come... here... you... fucking... bitch!
Margaret: GET OUT NOW!!!!!
mordecai then pulled out a shiv then stabbed margaret in her boobs, face, stomach, and butt then he shit on her dead corpse i got a little disturbed so i TIVO'd it then i watched the rest of this shit
Rigby: dude where is margaret?
Mordecai: with Satan
Rigby: wait wh-wh-what are you doing with that broken pieace of glass o-oh god!!!! please no plea--
Mordecai then looked at the screen while eating Rigby's entrails
Mordecai: hey you the one watching this you soon will kneel before me once the new world order is furfilled
then it cut to an animation picture montage of mordecai murdering people like skips, benson, muscleman, hi five, and all the towns people i know thi sucks but GO FUCK YOURSELF NOOB GOR WASTING YO TIME READIN DIS MUTHA FUKA
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Regular Show & Family Guy Crossover

I can't think of what the hell to say, What did i just watch. It could be an halloween special, a fearsome piece of shit well what ever it is I will never forget the last look on my face ever again.
November 21st, 2018. I was laying in bed channel surfing through different tv programs. Nothing good was on, all that was on was like the boring shows like Danny Phantom, Happy Tree Friends and all that bullshit I didn't wanna watch. I decided to change the channel to Cartoon Network and believe it or not regular Show was coming up next. Holy cow I screamed. I love Regular show. After a few ads popped up the show began. The intro was not normal, it was very loud and there is no title card, the intro cut to static for a few seconds. Oh for god sakes i said. This i hope wasn't going to be a halloween special. Halloween ended like 2 months ago. It started out with Mordecai and Rigby eating cereal but then it went black. And then a picture of Pops flashes across the screen but he was red for some reason. It showed Mordecai and Rigby Saying Free Cake Twice in reverse as the family guy theme played in the background in a demonic tone. Then after a little while of black it showed the high-five ghost vomiting poop and brain screaming and breaking something that sounded like Joe hitting himself. But the screen was red again for some reason. Then after a few seconds of black it showed Cleveland getting bullied by muscle man on a black background and yet again they are red. After a little bit of black it showed a blood soaked cleveland laying on the ground though unbearable static and in the background you could hear Joe yelling,
"CLEVELAND WAKE UP CLEVELAND cleveland cleveland" And that got quiet.
Then it showed a demonic picture of the high five ghost that inverted as it zoomed into its eye and went black. A little later it showed the high five ghost wearing sunglasses and with a Soda can but the color was strange and audio was fuzzy. Then the Family guy intro replayed and got more and more static while going in a lower pitch. then it showed a picture of Brain smiling strangely in that werid color and then he said in a very deep voice: "I'll find you"
Then you could hear Mordecai screaming loudly while a creepy tune played. after a little bit of black. it cut to benson vomiting on muscle man. After that it showed a picture of pops and his friends and rigby demonically smiling then it faded into Thomas and Skips with the same creepy smile. Then it faded into Benson who was bleeding on a red background with black eyes and red pupils then it faded into Mordecai with Gray skin and red eyes and that became red and turned off like a tv screen
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Regular Show - Mordecai Has Had Enough

CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE DO NOT READ IF YOUR UNDER 15 AND ARE A RIGBY FAN! you remember "GO TO SLEEP" right? well thats just the beginning, one day i was traveling to Piedras Negras Mexico and i stopped at my Uncles's Ranch i just got done feeding the hoarses and chickens so i watch some tv it was Monday so that meant NEW EPISODE. the show started with the regular intro with the stars and shit well then it started Mordecai was in his room clawinging his scalp saying "im so angry im so angry im so angry" and breathing heavily while pops and rigby were in the kitchen that white face pic popped up everytime pops showed up "fuckin tv hijackers" i thought then the episode continued "Riiiiiiigbyyyyyy" called Mordecai in a suspicious voice "what?!" said Rigby "i have something for you--[then a red image of Margaret dead flashed with the scary maze scream] suicide mouse music came on then for a fraction of a second Rigby's corpse was showed his limps were torn off his Entrails were splatterd he was Beheaded then Mordecai went to the coffie show there was a sex scene with Margaret and her boyfriend Angel [From Mordecai and the Rigbys] Mordecai took out a shard and cut Angel's penis and balls off then force fed them to him and he slit angels throat then came at margaret he assaulted her then she died he went to bensons apartment then raped benson and killed him then.....als there was were static and text saying "Mordecai sees you sleeping"
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Regular Show - The Benson Theory

Have you ever wondered why is Benson, one of the main characters of Regular Show, is always angry at Mordecai and Rigby and threatens them that he will fire them? I have a theory.
We are going about 2 years prior to the series. Mordecai and Rigby just got their new jobs as groundskeepers at the Park with Benson as their boss. Of course, they both were slackers as they are currently in the series, but it was something else that makes Benson very angry.
Benson does not allow sex in the Park house.
So, a week passed after Mordecai and Rigby got their jobs.
"Hey dude, I'm going on date with a girlfriend.", said Rigby.
"So you have a girlfriend too, huh? Since when?" asked Mordecai. (This is NOT Eileen)
"Why do you give a damn?", Rigby answered.
"Whatever, dude, just get out of here.", said Mordecai.
"OK, OK! Jeez!", answered Rigby.
Mordecai knew what he was going to do.
He was going to have sex with Margaret.
So he called her and told her to come over. And she did, 20 minutes later.
There was a small talk between them, and they soon were starting to have sex. Benson just got in the house to give Mordecai and Rigby their first paychecks for a well done job as Mordecai was about to climax. Benson heard moaning coming from the two's room, and went to investigate.
He knocked at the door, 
"Mordecai! Hey Mordecai! I've got some paychecks for you and your little friend here!" he said.
Mordecai couldn't hear it from the sound of him moaning.
"MORDECAI OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA BREAK THEM DOWN!" Benson screamed.
Still nothing.
Benson quickly broke the door down and he saw them two having sex on Mordecai's bed.
He was obviously mad.
"Grrrrrr... MORDECAI! WHAT AM I SEEING?!"
"Oh no! Benson, sorry about this, I... I..."
"WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SEX IN THIS HOUSE?!"
Margaret realized that Benson forbid sex in the house, slapped Mordecai, and left the house.
"I was just about to give you these paychecks, but... They're both going to Rigby now because you didn't respect the rules. And by the way, where's Rigby?"
"He went to a date." Mordecai responded.
"OK then." Benson said as he was leaving the room, "And, another thing. If I ever catch you have sex here again, YOU'RE FIRED!"
He was respecting Rigby now more than Mordecai, but Rigby also did something that made Benson angry at him a bit later.
...
He ate his sandwich.
I'm not kidding. Benson was so hungry that he was about to eat himself. He made himself a sandwich and went to get something. Rigby was walking at that moment and noticed the sandwich on the table. As he was also hungry he ate Benson's sandwich.
Benson came back and noticed the last bit of his sandwich eaten by Rigby. He was so mad that he wanted him to make him another sandwich. And then said "IF YOU EVER EAT MY SANDWICH AGAIN, YOU'RE FIRED!".
And there you have it. Now you know the mystery. You should be proud of yourself.
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Regular Show Bootleg Tape

I was looking through my local retro store, which has a lot of retro games, CDs, DVDs, and other shit. I found a DVD that appeared to be a collection of Classic regular show episodes, and I decided "Fuck it." and bought it. It looked very bootleg. The characters looked very slightly off in terms of shape, and had different colors. I thought that this would be a shitty bootleg that tried to capture the magic of regular show's humor. However, this assumption wasn't very accurate.
When I put the DVD into my portable CD player, it showed as "Regular Show Best Moment collection." I played it and it showed a typical menu. It actually looked official until I looked at the episode list. It had the entirety of season 1, and the pilot. "How did they get the pilot?" I asked myself. I then played the "pilot."
The title of this pilot was "Regular Show: Adult Swim Pitch." This made me question even further what was going on, because this was a peice of regular show media that should not be public. It was a pitch to Adult swim by JG Quintel. I assumed that this was a pitch of a bootleg Regular show to some bootlegging company like Reagal Films, the people who made A Day with Spongebob Squarepants. The episode continued forward, and it showed High Five Ghost and Rigby hanging out, a duo that is very uncommon to see in the show. I didn't question it, however, as I was still flooded with questions about that opening.
High Five Ghost explains that he had escaped from Hell, and that he was running out of time before Satan would get to him. At this moment, I paused the DVD and looked up "Regular Show Adult Swim Pitch" on google, and nothing really showed up. I decided to keep watching. After Mordecai heard the news, it got very similar to "Cheer Up Pops" from season 8, so much so that I thought that this might have been what that episode was based off of. But during the middle of the party, a crater opening up in the house, killing Muscle Man, Mordecai, and Pops. However, there was no blood. I immediately went to turn off the DVD player and ask questions to the store employees.
"Hello, welcome to the exchange, how may I help you?" the employee asked. "Hi, I want to return this DVD, it has been showing very strange things and I want to ask a few questions." I replied. The employee took a look at the DVD and said that it was a bootleg of Regular Show, but they illegally obtained the Pilot from the Adult Swim Headquarters. When I asked where he got this information from, I was promptly kicked out of the store.
My Theory? This was either made as some kind of Halloween special for Regular Show if it got accepted onto Adult swim, or it was made for shock value by JG Quintel. The thing that confused me and made me question what the hell was going on was the employee's reaction when I asked how he got this information. I have no idea why he kicked me out of the store. If anyone else has seen this, let me know and give information on what happens next, I don't have the DVD anymore.
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Regular Show Lost Episode

One time i was an intern at Cartoon Network and found a tape that said "Regular Show Lost Episode". When i watched it, i instantly died. And then a skeleton popped out.
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Regular Show Lost Episode: Mordecai and Rigby

It was around 8:00 PM. I got bored of watching a Kickin' It marathon on Disney XD, so I switched to one of my favorite chanels, Cartoon Network. Regular Show, a funny show that I sometimes watch was comign on. The title of the episode was "Mordecai and Rigby." I've never seen an episode called that, and I didn't see the New Episode card ontop of the CN logo. The usual creators weren't shown in the opening credits. Then, the episode started. It showed Pops sitting in a golf cart, with a worried face. Then, Mordecai came up and sat in the golf cart with Pops. Mordecai looked like he was crying REALLY hard a while ago, and then Pops started driving. They were just in the middle of a sunflower field, and they were driving for it seemed about 2 minutes. Pops soon was on the road. He picked up something on the right side of the cart. It was Rigby, and he looked like he was shot in the head a million times. Mordecai opened up a hole in Rigby's head, and there was just blood and stuff that looked like pasta noodles. After that, Pops and Mordecai kept driving.
Suddenly, Pops accidently hit Skips who was standing in the middle of the road. Skips' limbs exploded, all gory. I got really scared, going deep under my covers in bed. Pops was so mad, he grabbed a knife out of his pocket and stabbed Mordecai in the head. Then, a picture of an unidentified head appeared on the screen, with no body on it. I screamed, and fell asleep. Then, the next day, when I woke up in the morning, I was watching the news. A report said that a car had hit a man on I-675, and the passengar was stabbed in the head by the driver. I screamed so hard the house almost shook. Then, the same head from the episode appeared on the screen. I was crying and went back to sleep...
I apparently fell into a deep sleep, and I woke up the next day at 8:02 PM. Cartoon Network was on, and the Mordecai and Rigby episode was on again. I fainted.
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Regular Show Theory

Regular Show, the popular cartoon aired on CN, is not what it seems. All the things going around the "park" are really hallucinations played out in an asylum. The show also features Mordecai and Rigby alongside the other mental patients - Skips, Pops, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost and Benson.
Mordecai and Rigby are 12-year-old schizophrenics. This explains why both of them act somewhat immature throughout the series. It also explains the unrealistic and physically impossible occurrences. Anyways, Mordecai's parents sent him to the asylum for his mentally unstable behavior. This is where he met Rigby; another kid who, despite their different personalities, shared the same problem as him. They became best friends and both imagined fabricated yet exciting things happening in their lives.
Pops is 94-year-old drug addict who's excess use of drugs made him perpetually childish and high. Muscle Man is a deformed 15-year-old who was despised by his peers and parents. This hostility had been put to such an extent that he tried several times to murder them; hence bringing him to the asylum. He bullies Mordecai and Rigby and has retained an imaginary friend named High Five Ghost.
Benson is 17 years old and shares the same addiction to drugs as Pops. As a child, he was forced into labor by his parents. This ultimately led him to think that he had control over the patients. That's why he is considered the "manager" and all the other characters play along with their own "jobs" too.
Skips assists all of them with their problems. He is a helper in the asylum; that's why when Mordecai and Rigby get themselves into a bad situation, they rely on Skips for info. They have all reached a point where they see themselves as animals and objects and have come to believe that the asylum is a park. Sometimes people from the outside world or patients are dragged into their realities, once again proving that the Regular Show is anything but regular.
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Regular show lawst episude

i was looking threw walmart when i founds a dvd named regular show LOST EPISUDE. (they spelled episode wrong but who gives a shit). so the person said i can has it for 555555555 dollars. i said fuck no. and i shits on the guys face and stole the dvd.
i wents home and put it in the dvd player.
duh episode- it was named rigby kills everybody.cit started with mordecais shadow fucking margrets shadow at midnight. mordecai kissed margret and went back to the park. strange how mordecai was so affraid to even kiss margret. it showed rigby crying watching a static TV in the dark. mordecai came back and rigby threw the TV at mordecai and cussed him out and yelled YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU FUCK THAT WHORE AND YOU DON'T PLAY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES YOU BASTARD!!!. rigby kicked moredecai in the dick and broke a beer bottle and cutted him open. rigby then threw a molitove at moredecai and laughed retardedly. benson ran and yelled at rigby and rigby cut bensons neck and ran off. rigby then threw pops out the window and shot him with a sht gun. rigby then broke into muscle mens trailer and stabbed him with a knife and burned down the trailer. rigby then threw a gernade at skips house and it burned. rigby then went to thomases house and ripped his head off and went inside his head and said hi i'm thomas and i'm stupid. rigby then laughed like a douche. rigby then got red in anger and went to margret and ripped her head off. rigby drank the blood and put it in his hot dog and laughed and fell asleep. it then showed rigby crying and said now i has no friends. rigby picked up a gun and shot the wall then himself. the end.
the credits had the troll face and the troll face said U MAD BRO?. i laughed at the joke but was entertained by the episode.
and something shocking happened.
a skeleton popped out...
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Reguler Shoe Is Satanic

YOU GUYS NO THE SHOE REGULER SHOW ABOUT MORDAKY AND RIGBY, RITE? WELL IT'S ACSULLY SATANIC. YA SEE, RIGBY WORSHIPES SAYTAN BECAUSE HE IS A COMPLETE DEVUL WEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. RIGBY NEVER HELPS MORDAKY AND JEST LAFFS AT HIM WITH HIS HELPLISS ATTEMPS TO GET WITH MARGRIT. MUSSLE MAN IS ALSO SATANIC. HEE MAKES FUN OF THE POOR (THAT BEING MORDAKY) AND THAT BEEING A SEN. SENS ARE BAD FOR ALL YOU NON-RELIGIOUS NAZIS. SPEEKING OF NAZIS, BENSEN WORSHIPES NAZIS AND SATAN. THUS THE "SEN" IN HIS NAM AND HIS COUNTLESS ATTEMPS TO GET RID OF MORDAKY FOR NOW REEZIN. BENSEN WORSHIPS SATAN. SKIPS IS OF ATTIRNEL UTH CUZ HE WOSHIPES SATAN SO MUSSH HEESS LOVD BY HEM. POPS IS A PEDIFIL WHO FUCKS LITTLE CHILDIN. POPS PUTS HES DICK IN MOUVS OF KEDS. THUS MAKEING HIM SATANIC. REGULER SHOE IS SATANIC AND JG KWINTEL WORSHIPS SATAN! I AM A GOD FOR REALISENG THIS.
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Reise, Reise, Skeletons, Reise

Throughout the year of 2013, American short story, creepypasta and trollpasta-writer, TentakleTherapist, has written a series of trollpastas, ending with "...and then a skeleton popped out". The reasons for this have never been known, until Therapist wrote in a letter to somebody who asked. The letter's contents were in the mix of English and German that the writer sometimes speaks in, possibly to keep the reasons behind his habit for writing about skeletons popping out. The full letter, copied from paper to computer is the following:
After using an online translator, we were able to, well, translate the letter. The following is the full letter, entirely translated:
Shortly after we got the translation out in the open, Therapist had mysteriously disappeared, leaving the statement "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT" written on a sheet of paper found in his writing area.
Upon further investigation, we found a piece of writing, titled "Reise, Reise, Skeletons, Reise". It was nothing but a shit-ton of zeros and ones that we were too lazy to decode.
Shortly after finding the literature, we were ambushed by a group of skeletons. We managed to neutralize then contain them. We decided to make an attempt to get answers from them, but they made themselves fall into pieces, leaving us with no answer.
Then, everywhere in the world, skeletons popped out, scaring the hell out of everyone, then disappeared. This event was believed to be the rise of the skeletons. Everybody just went on with there normal lives after that.
Now, you may ask, "Who are "we"?" Well, we are the skeletons! Mwahahaha-AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
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Rejected

I have found out that my friend has been rejected 13 times throughout his whole career as a professional Genshin Impact player. I'm quite baffled by this discovery. I have expected him to atleast get rejected 20x as he plays Genshin Impact and hits on every single female he sees in the game going as far as seeing the feets of their avatars. He is also a full time moderator on r/memes
and yet he has tipped his fedora 25 thousand times in his entire moderating career. I would also like to add on that he has several discord kittens that I'm pretty sure are 50 year old males. I would like to request for advice from this subreddit on the several options that are available to me. A) Swat him B) Disable his roblox account or C which is the most devastating of all. Stealing his welfare check out of his mail box.
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