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Brown Pocket

:Note: The author wishes to make it clear that there is no connection between The Brown Pocket and any rock band of the 1980-1990's with a similar sounding name.
Brown Pocket derives from public school slang and refers to the origins of the tea bag. Also this has nothing to do with Minchenden Grammar School, North London.
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==Origins== 
It was in 1913 at the prestigious Tetley School for Boys that an accident-prone form one fag absentmindedly put a surplus scoop of tea into his prefect's waistcoat pocket. The unfortunate was then made to wear the waistcoat and subjected to a rigorous "hot dunking" for his carelessness. When the boy was removed a rich mahogany brew remained in the tin bath. The infusion was free of nuisance tea-leaves and was found to be of excellent flavour. 
==Development==
The process was repeated the next time the prefects fancied a cup of tea with the same excellent results. In order to spare fags for other duties tea was later made using a modified waistcoat pocket, detached and sewn across the opening to retain the tea-leaves. 
==Tradition==
"Pocket mashing" became a tradition within the school. The innovation was seized upon by the grocery industry and with a few modifications the modern tea-bag was born. This has revolutionised the preparation, marketing and brewing of tea in Britain. 
To this day students at Tetley wear brown waistcoats with one pocket missing and a flat cap styled to resemble a soggy tea-bag. However this tradition is now inextricably connected to a more recent phenomenon, a cult known simply as "the Brown Pocket".
 
==Brown Pocket Cult==
Typically but not exclusively among white collar colleagues in the service sector (it is rumoured following their recruitment from Public Schools) a secretive cult emerged in the late 1980's and continues to grow. The cult persists among small groups in the wider society.
Noted for its brutal initiation rites the cult was exposed in a BBC 4 documentary "Who's Afraid of the Brown Pocket?" August 1997, in which former acolytes, their identities concealed were interviewed about their experiences. They revealed details of the practices and codes of the cult. These included the wearing of a brown-stained shirt pocket, the depth of its hue an indicator of rank, and significant phrases and shibboleths whereby members could make contact and schedule activities. The programme took its title from the most intimidating of these, a phrase intimating the imminent initiation of a new member. A grey knitted monkey is frequently adopted as a mascot, periodically subjected to "flash dunking" in hot tea in a parody of the original fagging episode.
==Suppression==
Following revelations of the psychological trauma inflicted on impressionable initiates, attempts have been made by campaigning groups and individual legal action, to suppress the activities of the cult on humanitarian grounds, though with little success. 
Category:Bullying
Category:British culture
Category:Education in the United Kingdom
Brown sheep

For years, scientists have been working on unfolding clues surrounding the mystery of colored sheep. It has been unknown for centuries what the actual difference between, for example, black and white sheep was. After the progress the world had made in the past ages, scientists were able to tell they were exactly the same, but the color was just different. Maybe you'd like to start reading about the way more awesome white sheep, rather than about brown ones. However, this article is about brown sheep.
== The beginning of Brown Sheep in General ==
Pink Sheep (Gayus Scapio) were the first sheep ever to be created. In 37281 B.C., SuperJesus thought of a way to make Planet Earth of a more interesing place for aliens to move to, and thus created the Pink Sheep. Later, God made Earth into an even neater place by creating sheep in several colors, the most popular ones being White Sheep and Brown Sheep. It turned out there was a large amount of hostility between the two sheep species, which resulted in outrageous wars, like the most infamous sheep war, the Battle of Boob.
== Brown Sheep versus White Sheep ==
Ever since their creation, Brown and White Sheep have been on bad terms for whatever reason, like the White ones thought Brown Sheep listened to stupid music, and the Brown ones hated the Whites for massacring millions of their kind. This also explains the large amount of White sheep in this world, in comparison with Brown ones.
== Fun facts ==
*The author of this article had not been peeing for 3 weeks while writing this article. After writing this he found his way to the toilet. Currently, he is doing fine, and he declared he is happy with his life the way it is now in Oprah.
*This page is loved by no one. Not even the author likes it. If you actually laughed about this article, you suck.
== See also ==
*Black sheep
*The Zoology Portal
Category:Sheep
Bruce Forsyth

Sir Bruce Joseph Forskin-Johnson, Kt. CBE (born 22 February 1928), commonly known as Bruce Forsyth, is an English TV personality. He was believed to have been millions of years old but it turns out he was born in 1928 BC, making him slightly younger than Terry Wogan. You might have seen him on the telly, after rising to prominence for the size of his chin. 
In fact, if you're a British subject and you've cared to glance at Sir John Logie Baird's fabulous invention any Saturday night in the last 50 years, you've almost certainly seen him wearing a tuxedo, a toupee and a smile on various BBC and ITV shows such as Bruce's Generation Game, Play Your Dominos Right and The Price is Right. Despite being lauded as a TV professional, he simply does presenting work to fund his addiction to rich and expensive gravys and supermodels. He came upon the idea of The Price Is Right during a midnight walk on Hampstead heath where he discussed "prices for services with numerous healthy young men". He wishes to stress that he did not purchase any services although "it was nothing illegal".
He grants you three wishes if you stroke his chin and chant "nice to see you to see you nice!" sixteen times. He a former Mister Solar System contestant and is married to a former Mrs World.
==Career==
Bruce presents BBC series Sticky Cum Dancing and viewers often mistake him for a corpse or hologram of Lord Reith which has led to over 15,000 complaints. In his online blog Bruce defends his appearance: 
Bruce currently resides in a floating palace known as "Brucie's Big Boat" off the coast of Wolverhampton. He has been married to a string of beautiful woman, and if we are honest, we are all pretty jealous of the bastard.
Bruce is a long-time drug enthusiast and has paid out almost £1,000,000 for cocaine in 2011 alone. He credits this "fine" drug with keeping him sprightly and on his toes so that he can dance gently on Strictly and then shag his wife "like a rutting bull" afterwards.
==See Also==
*Golf
*Golf
*Golf
Category:British television personalities
Category:Chav
Category:Old people
Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis (born March 19, 1955, also known as Bruno) is an American actor who almost always looks sexy no matter what. He also is a close friend of President George W. Bush. But he is also one bad motherfucker.
== Early life ==
Bruce was born in Germany to two Nazi parents. As a child, he studied the religion of Adolf Hitler,and killed many fellow classmates in a school shooting when he was only 7. He worked as a gangster in his teens in New York. Some glimpses of his behaviour are depicted as a biography in the first third of Sin City.
== Acting career ==
In 1988, Bruce got his first acting job in Die Hard,as an openly gay New York cop. It wasn't until in 1999 until he was arrested for sexually abusing 11 year old Haley Joel Osment on the set of The Only Good Movie Ever Made by M. Night Shyamalan, ending his acting career.
== Music career ==
In 1987 he released a cover version of The Nipple Suckers 1971 song,"Fuck Yourself" as Bruno. It later became a No.5 Billboard Hit. You can listen to his version of the song on YouTube.
== Today ==
He is still in prison, but is a supporter of president George W. Bush because he is a "real" American. His political career is stood by in his prison.
Category:American actors
Category:Bad Motherfuckers
Brunch

In gastronomics, brunch is a light meal traditionally served with wine, crêpes Suzette, split bananas, baked beans, watermelon, deep-fried Mars Bars, buffalo wings, grog, Diet Lard, Freedom fries, Mountain Dew™, salt, ice cream, Little Debbie Snack Cakes®, jalapeño insanity peppers, SPAM™ and copious quantities of Alka-Seltzer™.
==Discovery==
Brunch was first discovered by a ravaging flock of surprised dietitians in 1993. Its placement within the daily meal structure served to partially fill that vast swath of temporal emptiness between the after-breakfast coffee-and-danish break and the pre-lunch snack.
==British Brunch Time==
Brunch has become a such a permanent fixture in British life that, precisely at 10:45 AM every morning (as indicated by the giant deafening bells, whistles, and the desperate wails of starving immigrants), every single other activity is suspended. For the next 15 minutes, British people everywhere engage in a virtual orgy of unrestrained gluttony, raucous drinking, nude ballroom dancing, and casual conversation.
During brunch, everyone rushes to the bakery, in hopes of finding pies filled with diced animal flesh. The small roads are almost completely cleared, and this is the critical time when the carnivorous pigeons of Greater Londontownshireingtonberryshireworthshire arrive in alarming numbers to viciously attack the helpless naked people and their exposed foods. 
==Additional nonstandard meals of Europe==
An additional nonstandard meal, poetically known as "l'supper" by the French, combines all of the traditional elements of the meals lunch and dinner, of which is thoroughly mixed in a vast trough, jumped up and down on for a few minutes and drenched in a delicate cheesy sauce.
Furthermore, many reputable German sources claim that there also exists a strange meal called "sexfest", which, supposedly, is a three-way combination of supper, oral sex, and breakfast. Appropriately, it begins late at night, and tends to continue well into the early morning hours (amidst much indigenous flugelhorning).
==New York Brunch==
Also known as "schmearfest", this hangover cure is even referenced on the dubious Wikipedia site, which although not known for factual account, can be relied upon for haughty humor and refusing to accept useful editing. While popular in hipster hangouts as late as 3 PM, brunch in New York lends credence to the established lack of class and decorum in a city filled with douchebags and swindlers. Unlike most cities' refined late morning noshes, New Yorkers belly up to a trough of steaming offal, sometimes accompanied by hard rings of bread named after Ed Bagley Jr. In more touristy haunts, one may find something similar to a traditional brunch, but with certain substitutions. Ask for some Raspberry preserves and you will be treated to a local specialty known as the "Bronx cheer."
==What a ridiculous word==
The word brunch is so ridiculous that it causes some people to go bwargh whenever they hear it due to its very ridiculousness
==See also==
*Food
*Nutrition
Category:Food
Category:Culture
Bruno Mars

Peter Gene Hernandez, born as Bruno Mars Jackson, is an Afro-Filipino singer who is the sole illegitimate son of Michael Jackson. Primarily known for his songs which seem like they come from the eighties, he is also known for his massive afro, which helped him discover his real dad all these years. Initially seeking not to be a latin music stereotype, nowadays he makes R&B music that would make even Bob Marley seem like a sober dude.
He has a hotel room in every single Las Vegas hotel that is permanently reserved for him unless that hotel decides to close its doors forever.
== Life ==
Born 12 years before Michael's other kids due to an alleged relationship between Michael Jackson and some Filipino model named Bernadette San Pedro Bayot in 1985, Bernadette would realize that Michael really loved kids and left the Continental United States to go to Hawaii. She would marry a Puerto Rican musician and would rename poor Bruno to Peter, after her the musician I just mentioned. They were also musicians, with his father playing the piano and his mother being a belly dancer.
Just like Michael Jackson, Bruno would also begin performing from a scarily young age, partially due to his gangster uncle, who manipulated poor Bruno so he would be performing his real father's songs at the age of 3. Luckily, nothing happened much until 2004, when Bruno moved to California to meet a pen pal. Sadly, the alleged pen pal was will.i.am, who just deserted him immediately due to his afro. Realizing that he was completely different from his parents, the young Bruno would take a DNA test to see if they were really his parents. They weren't.
Realizing that he probably shouldn't disclose this as they would think he was insane, Bruno would begin making music. However, most of you primarily know him for "Uptown Funk", a knockoff funk song which has a lot of views in YouTube. However, in many third world countries, he's primarily known for "Grenade", which is highly nostalgic for child soldiers. Nowadays, he makes R&B music, never disclosing his real father due to being ashamed of Michael's intriguing relationships.
== Discography ==
* Doo Wop That Thang (2010)
* Orthodox Radio (2012)
* 48K Curses (2016)
* A Day Without Sonic the Hedgehog (2021, with Anderson Paak)
Category:Musicians
Bucharest

Bucharest is the capital city of Romania. It is famous for being the only city in the world in which the pot-hole area in the roads is actually larger than the total area of all the roads and for being the city with the largest total corruption per square kilometer, measured in the amount of bribes paid to various public officials by each resident (this is purely because it is the capital of Romania, which has the highest per-capita corruption of any country).
The city is divided into six 'sectors', containing a variety of districts, from the beautiful Pantelimon to the poor, crime-ridden Baneasa; the city is centered around the Prison - er, Palace - of the People and Bulevardul Unirii, the city's symbol of decades of Communist oppression, which - little-known to the inhabitants - carries on today.
Tourists often spend a pleasant afternoon walking through Ferentari fending off 'starving' gypsy children who will then sell donations for more money, or spend an evening walking through Drumul Taberei or Titan, admiring the multicultural fauna of the concrete forest. UK tourists are pleasantly surprised to discover that cousins of their native troglodyte species, the Chavs, wander in small herds throughout in neighbourhoods, engaging in the traditional Chav pastimes of hollering idiotically, foraging for bikes and competing for mates by struggling to wear the heaviest fake gold jewellery in the herd.
== Likely Dangers One Might Encounter ==
One of the most fearsome creatures that inhabit Bucharest, besides the treacherous “Money Hungry Politician” (Romanopoliticus basescus) or the “Insane Religiotard Businessman” (Gigius becalis), is the well-known, carnivorous “Dubious Cabdriver” (Romanotaxius extremus). It is known to lurk in moist and dark alleys, feeding on the unsuspecting and gullible tourist by draining all life from their wallets with their so-called “Money Sucking Glands”. The only way to avoid this creature is to stay into the light or, simply, go by foot and get some exercise, you lazy-ass. One more thing to avoid, when in the Bucharest jungle, is large booby trap like holes in the streets set by the famous headhunter and poacher Adriean Videanu and his Iron Fist of Fury. 
Bucharest has a high concentration of vampires, although they are largely imports from Transylvania. Bucharest is home to the World Blood-Sucking Championships, bringing vampires from as far away as Sighisoara, Hunedoara, and Satu Mare. The rest of the year they are cared for by the city councils in their respective cities in the vampire-pounds. 
Roving packs of the Romanian chav ("Troglodytus romaniensis", commonly known as the 'pitipoanca' or 'cocalar') can be found not far away, especially near individuals which sporadically emit highly displeasing Turkishesque bleats - the common manelist, producer of manele.
It is no coincidence that the city anagrams to 'a butcher's'.
== Driving in Bucharest ==
Driving is legal in Bucharest, but is hazardous. Do so at your own risk. The death rate is approximately 100 in every 1000 drivers per (no year) day.
Category:Romania
eo:Bukaro
es:Bucarest
fr:Bucarest
pt:Bucareste
ro:Bucuresti
Bucket

A bucket is a cylinder or cone shaped container with an open top, flat bottom and a handle called a bail.
== Etymology ==
The term bucket comes from the English language phrase, "to cum buckets," which describes especially large seminal ejaculations. Before, bucket had simply meant a large seminal load, but the term was later ascribed to the containers used to keep semen from leaking onto the floor. In Medieval times, it was considered a grave sin to "spill seed" on the ground, so during masturbation, peasant men would use containers to store the semen for later usage.As Catholic theology prescribed all semen to be used for insemination, feudal serfs would baste female farm animals with their leftover seed. This is also the origin for the term Animal Husbandry.
Later, the bucket came to describe all open top containers with handles, and not just buckets full of peasant cum.
== Uses ==
The bucket is a versatile tool, and has a variety of uses:
* To water plants
* To hold paint
* To boil people alive
* To simulate drowning for torture
* To burn down houses and places of business using flammable liquids
* To drown children and little people
* To hold chicken (Pictured)
== Footnotes ==
== See also ==
* Semen
Category:Gardening
Category:Hardware
nl:Emmer
Budd Dwyer

Budd Dwyer (also known as R. Budd Dwyer) was a politician from the state of Pennsylvania. His professional success was hampered by his erratic personal behavior and frequent legal troubles, including incarceration. Dwyer's work is known for advocating political, economic, social, and racial equality as well as his raw descriptions of violence, drug and alcohol abuse, and conflicts with the law. Near the end of his life, Dwyer's career had hit a rough spot, but he still managed to go out with a bang.
== Final Days ==
After being accused of several scandals, Dwyer had decided that he needed to hold a press conference, and win back the people's trust. He needed to think of something that would impress the citizens, so he decided to show them his famous trick: how to suck a bullet out of a gun. He arranged the press conference on a snow day, so that all the children of Philadelphia would be watching.
== Press Conference ==
On the day of the conference, Dwyer stepped up on stage, and made the following speech:
He then proceeded to give envelopes full of money to all of his friends (As a backup plan in case his trick didn't win them over). Finally, he pulled the revolver out of an envelope, and said "Please leave the room if this will offend you", figuring that some of the older audience members would be shocked at his feat. He then proceeded to give the audience a piece of his mind; those closest to him received that and more.
The conference failed to win over any of his detractors.
== Trivia ==
*Is the father of Julie Dwyer, that chick that drowned in Clerks. 
*Liked his Chocolate Guns filled with peanut butter, not the marshmallow ones. 
*Preferred a filter on his faucet when acquiring tap water
== See also ==
*Suicides
Category:American politicians
Category:Dead people
Category:Suicide
ja:バド・ドワイヤー
Budding

Budding is a form of asexual reproduction carried out by individuals who are unable to get dates. In the early stages, a pustule forms and grows on the body of the host. The child feeds on its parent's nutrients like a parasite; in this respect it is much like an ordinary teenager. Eventually, the child detaches from its host and forages on its own. Offspring created through budding are identical in every way to their parents, throwing a medium-to-large-sized monkey wrench into the nature-vs.-nurture debate. Budding is certainly a bubbly and pleasantly surprising way to populate the world of tomorrow.
The capability to bud is signaled by acne, detected with the swab test. While skin breakouts typically clear up before humans enter the reproductive stages, some humans, termed nerds, have the condition for long enough to begin active breeding from the face and torso. This encumberment accounts for geeks' stereotypical poor balance and eyesight, but the U.S. army has forged ahead in breeding geek armies to defend the continent despite this setback. The exploitation of geeks in this fashion is beyond the pale of the general consciousness, which has hitherto assumed geeks to procreate with their computers.
In plants, the budding mechanism developed as an evolutionary reaction to the Egyptian seed-preying malark, an insect noted for its deft and perfectly uniform consumption of all seeds. The malark pandemic is visible in the sedimentary records as a five-centimetre-thick, unbroken layer of high-grade coal. In a matter of only centuries, fringe root-heads or haploid-haters effected the evolutionary move to a budding system with the now-immortal "save our seedlings" chant, covered by Pop Me Barry albums in 1992 and again in 1996. The more effective and aesthetically sensible method of asexual reproduction, really a rather reasonable request for living things which had tragically relied on artificial reproductive assistance from prosthetic wasps, is very successful. It is only observable at night, while the plants are breathing and stealing our oxygen, though.
Having previously assumed that budding occurs only in humans and plants, biologists have discovered cases of it occurring in the animal kingdom, notably in sea crabs, night otters, morose shellfish, and scheloeptera vitae or the common shouting snail.
Category:Self-reference
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