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Cry Baby

You know when you have this bad feeling? You can just tell something is wrong but you can't put your finger on what it is? Well, me and my wife get this all the time. In our apartment, we live next to these people who had a 20-year-old son, but he died. Somebody tried to steal from their apartment and the father tried to get the gun away from the thief, but the gun went off and killed their son. It's a horrifying story. The thief was never arrested or identified. It's been a few weeks since these horrible events and we have been noticing something strange happening. Our neighbors have been crying over the loss of their son, and sometimes we can hear a sound, a sound of crying from something that seems to young to be either one of them. It's higher pitched and we can hear it clearly through our walls. I decided to ask them what was going on and they said that they haven't been crying as they have gotten over the fact that their son is dead.
I was kind of suspicous as they blocked the door so I couldnt see in. So what I did is I asked my friend, who can see directly into their apartment, if I could stay the night. I took my binoculars so I could see if they were telling the truth or not. I wish I hadn't. When I got their, I rang my wife and asked if they had started crying yet, but the strangest thing is that they weren't, they were laughing. I opened the blinds ever so slightly so I could get my binoculars through without anyone seeing. They where in leather and chains, looked like bondage. I thought that tonight they where having rough sex. But instead, they opened their wardrope to reveal a knife, covered in blood. I was getting weirded out and was worrying about what they were going to do. They turned the light on in their next room to reveal some chains hanging from the ceiling. The man went into another room and came back with a young man. He couldn't have been any older than twenty.
I asked my friend to look through the binoculars, he could see the exact same thing so I wasn't imagining things. The woman slowly walked around the man in a sexual manner, stroking him as if to say thanks. They both started crying as they put the young man in the chains. The woman slapped him, thats what the higher pitched crying was. The man took the knife from the woman and started to slowly carve through the young mans feet. I was nearly crying by now. Then, the woman took out a pair of flat nosed pliers from her boot. She got the young mans nose in the pliers and hung back, slowly tearing the skin off of the young man, and his nose. Poor thing. The man then went to a cupboard to reveal a small fridge. He then opened in, it revealed the corpses of at least four people, no older than about 20 years of age. One of them fell out of the fridge. It had no skin and had a cross carved into it's skull. That's when I got my friend to call the police. Horrified, I kept watching. The woman told the man something, to which he looked out of the window. Looking out with a pair of millitary binoculars. He saw me...
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Cry baby

It was the night before Halloween. I wanted to scare my sister with this bear .
My sister loves animals but when she sees this she'll freak! I mean look at that it looks terrifying. Honestly after seeing this I think I would move out of the house. So I put it on her bed and waited all night for her to go to bed. She walked in picked up the bear and hugged it. I did NOT expect that to happen I thought. She took it everywhere she went including shopping. I thought my sister was some demon. Honestly it was a thought but turns out she is a demon I saw it all for myself. Even got it on camera she would have some reddish tail.
Honestly this is no joke! She looks terrifying! She's more scary then the bear she even has some demon dog named fresh blood or maybe he hunts fresh blood. I really don't know how to feel about this should I pack and leave this house forever hopping she doesn't follow me? Cause demons know everything. Maybe I can get some answers from my neighbor. I knocked but the doors unlocked. OMG SHE'S DEAD! I Need to call the police!
Some what after getting to the police station I knocked quickly hopping they where there but I got no answer. I think somethings wrong but I don't feel like seeing anymore dead body's today. This game of this demon is not fun. I want to say she's my sister but is she really? Should I really trust anyone? I think I might go get some coffee and thing about this. Hopefully she won't follow me there.
I'm at the coffee place No sign of her yet but I found something online. Demon children Its simple and small . But should I really cut myself just to get rid of this demon child? This all could be a dream. But what if its not? What would I do then? What else could I do to get rid of this nightmare?!
Its been a week still Haunted by the look of this town I moved to a new state. She could be following me. She could be behind you... She's everywhere. You should watch your back
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Crying

I heard crying from the baby monitor, got up, but then realized I didn't have a baby...
"Wait, why did I waste all this money on a baby monitor if I don't have a baby?"
Holy fuck no wonder I'm bankrupt.
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Crystal.HTML 2

Hello. My name is SammiModernSonicFan. And people wonder how I got these red marks on my ass. WELL, I'm gonna tell you the story how it all started. On a dark and stormy night, I was happily masturbating to Sonic the Hedgehog hentai (Rouge is hawt), until a hyper realistic ghost emerged in my house. He started flashing red like blood. He was chasing after me until I asked him what he wanted. He just wanted me to sign a contract to sell my fan character to be a sex slave for over 9000 years. And I thought about it for a second..."I'll make so much frickin money". So I said, "Take my fan character ya frickin frick. He's now officially for sale." So we shook hands and happily agreed. I signed the frickin' contract like a frickin' frick and the ghost teleported into my frickin' computer screen. The ghost tied my fan-character, Conic the Hedgehog to a leash and locked him in a cage.
And Sonic 1 started playing for no frickin reason, and Sonic was replaced with Conic. I screamed cause I was scared and I left to take a piss and came back. It felt good. Anyway, the scary part happens. OH BOY. Conic's eyes were the size of my balls... pretty FRICKIN small. He wore too much make up! His smile was so wide, his face tore in half. And his finger was wagging too FRICKIN fast! That's the worst part!
And Conic was red! Everyone knows Conic is supposed to be pink! Not red! And not blood red. More like strawberry red. The title emblem was FRICKIN rusty as FRICK.
The ghost tricked me! The contract said that he'd keep the chracater ON MODEL. I swear to god if he crosses my path, I'll KILL THAT FRICKIN FRICK
And then dad came in and saw porn on my computer, and he spanked my ass with a metal rod while singing the national anthem of America. It was awful. I'm scarred for life, and he grounded me. Not only that, but Conic isn't making me any money as a sex slave. Life FRICKIN sucks. I've been having nightmares for weeks. Never playing Sonic ever again.
- SammiModernSonicFan
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Crystal Pepsi Lost Commercial

Pepsi created a commercial that showed how they made Crystal Pepsi. The commercial was created in 1993, the same year that the product was launched. But they never aired it on TV. They didn't talk about it much. If you ask Pepsi executives about it, they'll simply say, "That commercial...was just something scrapped; nothing unusual." They will refuse to answer any additional questions about it.
20 years later, I discovered a VHS tape version of the commercial in the attic of my house. Why would it be in my house, of all places? The house was previously owned by a Pepsi executive, so it makes since that he would've left it behind by mistake.
The tape was labeled: "Crystal Pepsi Commercial; Not Suitable For Airing." I had a VHS player, so I played it.
The commercial started by showing a factory in an undisclosed location. The factory building was in the middle of a field; there were no streets, no signs, no signs of civilization whatsoever, which was very strange...
The camera went into the factory, and it showed a cheery man who was well-dressed in a suit.
He said, "Hi there! You wanna know how Crystal Pepsi is made? I'll show you how Crystal Pepsi is made." 
This is where the commercial takes a gruesome turn.
The next scene shows numerous people chained to a wall. They are wearing a backpack with mysterious liquid inside and was labeled: "FLAVORING." They tied the people down to a conveyor belt. At the end of the belt was an enormous meat grinder with a tank nearby.
The horrified victims screamed out of pure agony as the factory was filled with the indescribable sounds of grinding meat and crunching bone, and all of the workers stood back and watched them with satisfied smiles on their faces, as this scene of pure evil appeared to be their favorite form of entertainment for their sick minds.
After all of the victims were fed through the grinder, chunks of red meat that closely resembled beef were deposited into metal carts.  By now, the only worker left was a man with gray hair, wearing a red apron. He started laughing hysterically as he watched human meat squirt out of a pipe and into the carts.
The carts had their contents dumped into the tank. The tank huffed and puffed as it poured out a surprisingly clear liquid into a Crystal Pepsi bottle. The cheery man in the suit picked up the bottle, took a swig, and said, "There you go! that's how Crystal Pepsi is made! If you want to be a Crystal Pepsi, call this number: X-XXX-XXX-XXXX."
(I blocked out the number for a reason.)
I was confused after viewing the commercial. If Crystal Pepsi was really made out of human meat, why wasn't this reported in the news? Why in the world would a commercial like this ever be made? What kind of sick freaks would make this?
Unfortunately, I may never know the answers to these questions. 
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Cthlulu and Stalin

Once upon a time, Cthulhu got bored, so he decided to rewind time and go back to World War II, which is when Hitler summoned him with the Necronomicon.
After being summoned, Cthulhu squashed Hitler like a miserable bug immediately after being summoned and then banished all Nazis to a dark oblivion in the lost city of R'lyeh.
With that over, Cthulhu decided to look for a different country to work with, so he flew into space and observed every single country until deciding to help the Soviet Union.
As soon as he landed, he realized how fucking cold it was in the USSR, so he prepared to leave, but was immediately given a warm coat and a huge cup of hot cocoa by Joseph Stalin, who knew of the destructive power of Cthulhu.
Stalin and Cthulhu then proceeded to negotiate for over two hours on how profits would be split between them of Cthulhu joined. If was eventually decided that 69% of profits would go to Cthulhu if he, in return, obliterated every single enemy Stalin had. That included every country against the USSR, every country allied with the USSR, and every single person currently in a Soviet gulag.
After six minutes of chaos and destruction, Cthulhu's job was done. He had finally defeated every other country, but he spared the governments of each country at Stalin's request.
Stalin went to the governments of each country that had been defeated and made a deal with them: if they paid him 10 million dollars, they wouldn't be obliterated. If they didn't, they would be obliterated.
After each country paid the ransom, it was nonetheless obliterated. Cthulhu and Stalin spent approximately two hours doing all this.
After all of the money was acquired, Stalin gave Cthulhu his share and the two became best buddies. Their friendship lasted for millions of years, in which they became the only living things on earth. Cthulhu then rose everyone that had ever died in the past from the dead as skeletons and made them moonwalk the earth nonstop for three thousand years.
Cthulhu then remembered that he had a family and friends back in the inter-dimensional lost city of R'Lyeh, so he waved farewell to his pal Stalin and flew away.
At his place, Cthulhu showed his family the money he had made in World War II while working with Stalin when he realized something. Stalin screwed Cthulhu over. He gave him fake money. Cthulhu found out about this and returned to earth, took all of Stalin's money, and tortured him to death before rewinding the earth's time back to WWII. However, the time-rewinding had ruined the money, so Cthulhu had to get a new job.
He sighed and looked for a new country to work with.
TO BE CONTINUED... (never)
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CthuluBob

We were on the track ahead as the nightmare, plastic column of fetid yellow iridescence oozed tightly onward through its fifteen-foot sinus, gathering unholy speed and driving before it a spiral, rethickening cloud of the pallid abyss vapor. It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train - a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore up upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter. Still came that eldritch, mocking cry- "Spengba-bab! Spengba-bab!" and at last we remembered that the demoniac Splehungbahaaoth Harblnapkin- given life, thought, and plastic organ patterns solely by the Old Ones, and having no language save that which the dot groups expressed - had likewise no voice save the imitated accents of their bygone masters. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror, if anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Man, forget it. Yo Holmes, to Bel Air!".
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Cubones Overdone Revenge

It all started in a town by the name of Lavender....
alright, we all know the Pokemon literal ghost story, but we didn't hear what marowaks son did...after years of loneliness and dispare... cubone devised plans for revenge...his impatience grew more and more until he did his last plan...kill Giovanni... cubone broke down the the team rocket door...he killed all that was in there...he broke down Giovanni's door and killed him...blood was pooling...i thought this"they wouldn't do that!!!" cubone thought the same way his ghost mother did "all humans must die..." ash ketchum was attempting to find the legendary articuno... instead he found a cubone covered in blood...ash said "are you hurt??" instead of replying cubone killed ash and his pikachu and the rest of his friends the cubone came up to the screen and said "you're next..." i turned off the TV and went to sleep...i woke up and got ready for school my mom saw my arm my mom said "what happened to your arm?" i looked at it and i had a huge gash...i gotta tell you this before
you are not safe...you are next...you are all next...
i will kill you...
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Cum in Mouth

I had this friend who used to brag to us all the time that he could catch his cum in his mouth without fail every time he masturbated. He actually wrote down how many times he successfully did it. 327. I'll never forget that number. And every day at university, he would talk about this. It was always during lunch my sophomore year of college, too... so it was extremely unnecessary. He used to always try to demonstrate his techniques with packets of mayonnaise but we'd always threaten to move tables so he'd stop. He was really one of those people who needed attention constantly. Aside from those times at lunch, he was a completely normal dude. Like... even after class we'd ask him about that stuff and be like "dude, what was with that cum stuff at lunch," and he'd always look at us like we were crazy and say "what the hell are you talking about?" I'll never forget that classmate. His great personality will always be remember but his perplexing obsession with catching his own ejaculate in his mouth will live on forever at my old university. He was a one of a kind guy. His name was Albert Einstein.
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Cupcakes after-story

Well, im pretty sure your have read Cupcakes, That creepypasta, But theres more to the episode this part was made with Gmod, i dont know why but it was and i cant say anything about it.
It starts out with rainbow dashes corpse laying on surgrey table, thats when scout walks in, He see's her corpes with her orgains gone, but then scout crys it super real, like actual ones, he acts tramitized and he just, cant talk heavy is next to him and says " oh my god " just like in meet the heavy.
I cant say anything else till tommrow, so ill post another part later.
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Curiosity

In Korea, a lot of students are forced by their parents to do a lot of studying and do well academically. It's not uncommon for students to go back to school at night to do extra studying.
One night, this girl was back at school studying with a group of students. The room they were in was the only one with the lights on in the whole building, which dimly flowed down the hallway outside.
In the middle of her studies, she decided to take a break, and went to the toilets down the hall. She proceeded back to her fellow students, when she suddenly heard a bunch of chilling, horrific screams emanating from the classroom. Just as abruptly as they had started, the building fell deathly quiet once again.
Fearing the worst, she crept back towards the classroom, making sure not to make a sound. She peered inside the classroom and lo and behold, all her peers lay strewn across the floor. Limp, lifeless and their faces dashed with blood. There, in the midst of the room was a pale white figure, a ghost of a young girl in a white gown with long black hair that veiled her face.
The girl had heard of this ghost before. It attacked people in the late hours of the night, harvesting its victims for their eyeballs. The girl could not run without making a sound and attracting the attention of the ghost. Instead, she slipped in the bathroom and smeared her eyes with blood and lay there amongst the bodies, pretending to be dead. She held her eyes shut tight and dared not move, hoping the ghost would soon leave and she could make her escape.
She could hear the ghost make the rounds through the room, shuffling from one corpse to the next, counting in chilling, soft voice, "One, two... One, two... One, two...", as it plucked the eyeballs of the deceased.
This went on for several minutes, but the girl remained motionless. "One, two... One, two... One, two...", and still the ghost continued to count. The girl became anxious; curious as to why the ghost had not left. She remained still, knowing what horrific fate might await her if she foiled her plan. But still the ghost continued to count, "One, two... One, two...," and curiosity got the better of her. She summoned the courage to take a peak, making sure to remain still whilst she slowly opened her eyes to survey the room...
And there was the ghost, staring back at her. Its, pale, emaciated finger pointing at the girl's eyes, from one eye to the other, as it counted "One, two... One, two... One, two..."
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Curious George's Tantrum Over Sabagebu (Original Video)

Remember a video on Youtube called Curious George's Tantrum Over Sabagebu? This video shows a monkey named Curious George having a tantrum because he wants to watch Sabagebu. He was crying and screaming very loudly. The Man in the Yellow Hat said "You're making me mad!" But George keeps on saying "I want to watch Sabagebu!" in monkey language. There was a original version of the video that nobody talked about...
Back in 2009, I was searching around Youtube until I found a video called "CURIOUS_KILLER.avi." Curious, I decided to click over the thumbnail. I really wish that I haven't done that...
The video began just like the actual version, after Curious George stops saying "I want to watch Sabagebu!," The Man in the Yellow Hat then yells "NO!" before Curious George went to the kitchen as the camera moved to the kitchen and it showed Curious George with a knife. "I'm gonna fucking kill you daddy!" Curious George said in monkey language before he lunged at The Man in the Yellow Hat and CG started to stab him multiple times as TMitYH screamed until... he was dead.
His body was covered in bloody cuts with blood flowing all over it, I then vomited at this point and continued watching, Curious George then takes out The Man in the Yellow Hat's left eye and eats it like it was a berry, during it, the screen faded to black and the video ended.
I was so shocked so I reported the video and it was taken down shortly after, I wouldn't watch another Curious George-related video after this incident...
The next day, I was on the living room watching the news, while watching, the news reporter said that there was the murder of a person that looked like The Man in the Yellow Hat from the video, it even showed an image of his rotting body with flies swarming all over it, after the news reporter said about the murder, it showed footage from the video where Curious George kills the same man from the video! I was shocked over it, after the clip, it then cuts to the desk again, the news reporter also said that there was the suicide of a monkey named Curious George who watched an episode of Sabagebu presumably from killing his owner, it also showed footage of that monkey on the couch watching the end of a Sabagebu episode and during the credits Curious George takes an Beretta 92FS and shooting himself in the head with blood flying over it. I then turned off the TV and went over to my computer to search the video again.
When I was searching for the video, I found it, I then clicked on it and it resulted me in a "This video has been removed for violating YouTube's Terms of Service." message. I would end this pasta here...
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