Rosalina Goes Too Far

Hello, my name is Erica. I used to be a huge fan of SML but I am never watching it again, why Am I not anymore? You will find out. Because, I'm going to tell you a story about an incident that happened in 2017. Enjoy my story. 
You may or may not have heard of a relatively popular Youtube series called SuperMarioLogan, a show in which Mario characters (or sometimes other characters or random puppets) have wacky and sometimes risque conflicts that they need to solve in some weird way. 
The show is mostly watched by 7 year old boys, despite the humor being a bit too suggestive. I myself am a 17 year old girl, yeah I know, i'm sort of weird, but that's besides the point in all honesty. 
SuperMarioLogan was and still is a huge hit, earning millions, and I mean millions of views each day, now having almost 5 million subscribers, it's quite crazy seeing a youtuber who films himself playing with dolls would have so many fans (even though most of them are said 7 year old boys.)
One day, I got chat with Logan for a little bit, I recently told Logan of any upcoming videos (via Skype), Logan laughed and told me a couple of ideas he planned, I then asked him general questions like "Where did you get the idea for your channel?" and "What did you think of my channel?" and whatnot. I politely asked Logan if he could show me a video that hasn't been released yet, all of sudden, Logan just blanked out, his breathing suddenly became more heavy, I could see his face going pale. I asked Logan what's up? He didn't give me an answer, all he did was hang up, I was confused to say the least, I never seen Logan so anxious before. So I went to sleep, but I was not tired.
I was looking for SuperMarioLogan's video that never been released. However I find this a little dark. But my curiosity overtook me. I was looking on SuperMarioLogan's website, and I saw a video called Rosalina Goes Too Far (Don't Watch If Your a SMLFan).
I had no idea what this video was, but out of curiosity I clicked on it... BIG MISTAKE!
Right before the video starts, it showed a message saying in Japanese: "The following video of SuperMarioLogan which was never been uploaded because it contains blood, gore, and violence, and it may ruin your childhood or adulthood and have extreme nightmares and/or suicide. If you are 666 or older, please watch this video at your own risk." This message stayed there for 30 seconds, Blood, gore, and violence? I laugh that it, thinking it was just a morbid joke, but I was still curious. 
After the message, the video begins with Bowser watching Charleyyy and friends. In this episode, Charleyyy is painting the house with barf. Bowser soon laughs at this because it's funny. Suddenly, My smiley grin face turned into a surprised, horrified face when Bowser hears a gun shot. Bowser Junior, Joseph, Cody, Toad, Chef Pee Pee, Jackie Chu and everyone in the house heard the gun shot. So all of them decide to go investigate. When they went to the living room, where the gun shot was heard, everyone saw Goodman, Rosalina, Jeffy, and what made everyone shocked is Mario dead. I was shocked to see this, also Goodman became shocked about this too. Rosalina starts to scream, cry, breakdown, and mourn near Mario's dead body. She gets up, turns to Jeffy and starts blaming him for Mario's death. She then starts going insane and rushes to the kitchen. I was starting to get creeped out. Everyone became confused about this so Bowser Junior asks Goodman why Mario shot himself. 
Just as Goodman was about to answer Bowser Juniors question, the episode quickly became disturbing, Rosalina suddenly appears with Mr. Pig's head and a butcher's knife that already had blood on it, indicating that she already killed Mr. Pig with it, and her mouth was locked into a smile, for some unknown reason. Not a happy smile, though, but a creepy demonic evil one with HUGE bloody demonic sharp teeth, while her eyes are HUGE, bloodshot, photo-realistic, black with red pupils, and had anger and bloody tears in them which made everyone surprised. I started to shake a bit but I wanted to see what happened. Cody soon realizes that Rosalina is a yandere, a murderer who is obsessed with a person that wants to be together with that person. If the yandere's crush was killed, the yandere goes insane and kill the person who killed the yandere's crush. I didn't think Cody would ever say something like this. Also, I didn't even think a joke like that could be allowed on adult shows like, Rick and Morty or The Simpsons. Or even South Park. But I thought to myself, "It might just be a joke". Well, nope, I was wrong... It isn't a joke, Rosalina lashes out on Jeffy and stabs him in the neck multiple times while he screams in pain. I was barfing very, Very, VERY, VERY, VERY HARD. How could the SML crew even let this go through? Or let this be created? I continued to watch. Everyone becomes shocked at what Rosalina is doing. Bowser Junior tries to stop Rosalina from killing Jeffy because he is his friend. Rosalina doesn't care and grabs Bowser Junior by the neck and throws him at the tv thus destroying it. Black Yoshi soon becomes upset with the tv being destroyed so he grabs his glock, goes near Rosalina, and point the glock at her head. Rosalina quickly stabs Black Yoshi by the arm which made him scream and pull the trigger. Rosalina somehow dodge the bullet and it instead aimed at Jeffy's brain, Then he exploded. Brain matter, blood and organs splattered everywhere, killing him. I paused it there. I felt sick. But what made me sick more was it wasn't CGI or food coloring, not even Photoshop. It was hyperly banana peeling egg cracking realistic. Black Yoshi then falls to the floor, bleeding, when suddenly, Rosalina stabs Black Yoshi in the eyes. Then came something that scared me for life about eating meat, Rosalina ripped open Black Yoshi's chest and literally ATE his intestines, all the while Black Yoshi screaming to death. I hurled in the bathroom from this. Bowser Junior gets up and rushes back to the group after Rosalina murders Black Yoshi. Rosalina then gets up covered in blood, looks at everyone coldly. Mario's grandpa walks up to her and ask what she's doing. Rosalina suddenly stabs Mario's grandpa by the chest, killing him. I was crying. Rosalina starts laughing psychopathically. Everyone soon realizes that Rosalina is going to murder them so they all start running to the front door to escape. Bowser tries to unlock the door, but it was locked. He starts panicking and tries to open the door again but with no luck. Chef Pee Pee tells Bowser to turn the lock nob which made Bowser say oh. He unlocks the door and everyone rushed out. Toad, who was the last one to leave, quickly shuts the front door so that they will have more time to escape. It soon became night time and everyone got to the parking lot. Bowser asks Chef Pee Pee if he has the keys to his car so that everyone would escape. Chef Pee Pee says yes and pulls it out. Bowser soon realizes that not everyone will fit in Chef Pee Pee's car. So Bowser chooses Bowser Junior, Chef Pee Pee, his mom, Joseph, Cody, and Toad to come along. Everyone begs Bowser to take them with him. Bowser says nope and puts the people he's chosen in Chef Pee Pee's car. Then they drive off, leaving everyone to be killed by Rosalina. Goodman realizes that he has his car keys with him, so he allows everyone to get in his car and drive away safetly. But when everyone got to Goodman's car, Rosalina was there and the car's tires were popped. I was starting to get creeped out. 
Everyone begins to panick and run for their lives when suddenly, Craig The Devil gets a knife throw in his head (Craig The Devil lives here in the house so yeah). Woody asks Rosalina why she's doing this. Rosalina answers by saying so that they won't call 911 or help also she had killed the cops and everyone who can help them, then she stabs Woody on the belly. Jackie Chu then tries to grab the knife from Woody's dead body, but was too late. Jackie Chu was slashed in the neck by Rosalina. Everyone then run to the bridge, but The Brooklin Guy, Tony the tiger and Goodman gets knives in their heads. I literally almost barfed. Shrek tries to grab the knife from Goodman's dead body, but sees Rosalina coming his way, so he decides not to grab the knife and run off into the woods. Shrek then thinks of a way to hide. He decides to hide up in a tree so that Rosalina wouldn't find him. Shrek tries to climb up a tree up falls because of his weight. He suddenly hears someone coming so Shrek hides behind the tree. Shrek starts sweating as footsteps of leaves and twigs crunching come towards his direction. But the footsteps went past him which made Shrek relieved. Just as he was going to sneak out of the woods, he feels breathing on his neck. Shrek turns around to see Rosalina covered in blood, with a wide smile, and wide eyes. Shrek begins to panic and makes a run for it. But he then trips on a rock into breaking his ankle. Shrek tries to get up but gets stabbed on his right leg by Rosalina. Rosalina then stabs Shrek's two arms so that he wouldn't escape. Shrek begs Rosalina for her to spare his life. Rosalina says this is for ruining thanksgiving. Rosalina swiftly stabs Shrek on the head thus killing him. I paused it to go to the bathroom to vomit. I felt really nauseous and sick after witnessing what I just watched. I continued the video. 
Meanwhile with Bowser's group, Chef Pee Pee who is driving, starts freaking out. Cody asks Bowser where are they gonna go. Bowser Junior suggests Joseph's house, which made everyone agree, including Joseph, so that Rosalina wouldn't find them. They all arrive at Joseph's house and everyone got out of Chef Pee Pee's car. Toad asks Joseph if he has the keys to his house, in which he does. Joseph soons unlocks the front door and everyone was greeted by Screwballs. He begins to ask Joseph why everyone's here. Joseph starts explaining to Screwballs on whats going on. After explaining, Screwballs became shocked that a woman became a killer. Cody asks Joseph where are they gonna sleep tonight. Joseph suggests everyone sleeps in his room so that they won't be scared or lonely. Everyone likes the idea except Chef Pee Pee because he thinks its stupid. Bowser says to Chef Pee Pee that he can sleep in the master bedroom or the couch. Chef Pee Pee decides to sleep in the master bedroom. Everyone soon gets in their rooms and falls asleep. Joseph then says to everyone that he has a lock on the door. Bowser Junior asks Joseph if the master bedroom has a lock on it. Joseph says yes, so he locks the door and everyone falls asleep. I was very scared and I sweated my hands because I was already imagining what was about to happen next, so I tried to turn off the tv but I can't find the remote. Then I remembered my little cousin, Gabriela, had it in her room. I had to finish the episode. Chef Pee Pee becomes thirsty and decides to get a drink of water from the kitchen. He gets up from his bed and makes his way to the door (not knowing that theres a lock on his door). Chef Pee Pee enters the hallway and walks to the kitchen. He suddenly hears footsteps which made him jump a little, but he ignores it. He soon turns on the lights and sees the kitchen. He grabs a glass from a cabinet but suddenly, the lights trun off. Chef Pee Pee becomes scared and starts looking for the light switch. He finds it and when he turned on the lights, Bowser Junior suddenly appears screaming at Chef Pee Pee's face, which made Chef Pee Pee freaks out by this so he punches Bowser Juniors face, giving him a bloody nose. Chef Pee Pee becomes really angry at Bowser Junior for scaring him. Chef Pee Pee orders Bowser Junior to go back to bed, and tells him if he does it again, he will get a beating from Chef Pee Pee. Bowser Junior says ok and goes straight into the hallway. Chef Pee Pee watches Bowser Junior go in the hallway to make sure he doesn't go somewhere else. Chef Pee Pee then gets his water from the water dispencer. He takes a drink and goes back to bed but when suddenly, the lights turn off again which made him peed off instead of being scared. He thinks it's Bowser Junior trying to scare him, he looks for the light switch again and finds it, but feels something wet and soft. He turns the lights on and My face was locked in horror, as Chef Pee Pee finds Bowser Junior's bib hanging while covered in blood. Chef Pee Pee becomes paranoid by this but thinks it's ketchup when all of a sudden, the power goes out. Chef Pee Pee becomes frightened and tries to turn on the lights but to no advail. He then decides to find a flashlight. He starts looking for it and sucessfully finds it in drawer. He turns it on and heads into the master bedroom to sleep. While walking to his room, Chef Pee Pee notices blood on the floor, but he still thinks Bowser Junior is still trying to scare him. He ignores it but notices that more blood appears at his bedroom door. Chef Pee Pee still ignores it and enters but he sees something on his bed that made him paralyzed. It was Bowser Junior, covered in blood and cuts. I was scared so bad that I almost had a heart attack. I got my grip, though, and watched. Chef Pee Pee was about to scream but thinks Bowser Junior is faking it, so Chef Pee Pee decides to hit the body with the flashlight only for him to get stabbed behind. He then falls to the floor. Chef Pee Pee vision's became blurred and notices Rosalina covered in blood, standing next to him smiling. Chef Pee Pee's vision begins to fade slowly and finally dies. I was terrified at what I saw but had to see what happened. Cody notices that Ken is missing, so he wakes up Joseph telling him that Ken is gone. Joseph tells Cody to go back to sleep, which made Cody annoyed. Cody was about to wake up Bowser Junior but he notices that he's missing to. Cody then assumes that Bowser Junior took Ken with him so he wake up Screwballs and tell him that Ken is missing. Screwballs asks Cody where he last put him. Cody said he put Ken next to Bowser Junior. Screwballs suggest that they look for Ken, which Cody agrees to. When they got out of bed, they noticed that the door was unlocked. Cody then assumes that Bowser Junior left the room. Screwballs and Cody enter the hallway. Cody tells Screwballs to check the other rooms to see if Bowser Junior is in there will Ken. Screwballs does so and starts looking. Cody decides to check the living room and the kitchen to see if Bowser Junior and Ken are here but they are not. So he decides to check back with Screwballs. As he enters the hallway he notices something on the floor. It was Ken's left arm. He picks it up and becomes angry that Bowser Junior Might've taken Ken apart. So he decides to plot revenge. While plotting, Cody notices Blood on the master bedroom door. Not only that, he notices Ken's left leg under the door gap. Cody was about to pick it up but suddenly, Ken's leg was dragged under the door. Cody then bangs on the door and calling out Bowser Junior's name. Cody soon gives up and he decides to head back to Screwballs. Suddenly, the master bedroom door opens behind Cody. He then rushes inside knowing that Bowser Junior is in there. Cody notices a flashlight turned on and picks it up. He lifts up the flashlight and becomes paralyzed to see dead bodies of people who were killed by Rosalina. I was scared so bad but I had to finish the episode. Cody was about to leave the room when suddenly, Rosalina appears in front of him, covered in blood with a creepy face. Cody asks Rosalina how she found him and the other survivors. Rosalina answers that she found them by looking up Joseph's address. She also told Cody that she hijacked a car. Rosalina shuts the door behind her and Cody backs away from her. Rosalina walks to him and stabs Cody when he had no room left to back up. He falls onto the floor and notices Screwballs's Corpse, implying that he was killed by Rosalina, off-screen. Cody took his last..................... breath. This emotionally effected me greatly, as Cody was one of my favorite characters. 
Bowser wakes up and see that his son, Cody, and Screwballs were missing, so he decides to go look for them. Bowser gets up from the bed and see that the door is unlocked so he decides to look out the door but sees nothing. Bowser then decides again to look for the survivors. He sees a video camera in a closet so Bowser decides to use it. He puts it up against the wall across Joseph's room and decides not look for the survivors and just go back to sleep. 
Margaret wakes up to go to the bathroom (not caring about the missing survivors and seeing that the door is unlocked). She tries to turn on the lights, but to no advail. Margaret sees a flashlight and decided to use. She makes it to bathroom and do her private buisness. After all that, Margaret begins to wash her hands but all of a sudden, Rosalina stabs Margaret in the head. I threw up at the sight. 
Bowser wakes up to find his mom not next to him. He decides to check the video camera he put up, so he makes his way to the video camera and arrives there. Bowser turns on the video camera and it shows Margaret walking out of Joseph's room. While watching, Rosalina appears and stabs Bowser in the chest thus killing him. At this point I had enough I went to go get the remote but Gabriela locked the door, my older brother is on a date, my father was still trying to finish his work, and my mother was out playing bingo with some of her friends, but I had to find out what happens next. 
Joseph wakes to see everyone except Toad, gone. He wakes up Toad and tells him that everyone is gone. Toad becomes scared and thinks everyone died. Joseph tells Toad not to worry. Joseph tells Toad that they should look for them which Toad nods to. The both of them got out of bed and see that the door was unlocked. They exit the room and they see blood on the floor. Joseph and Toad realize that Rosalina covered inblood is in the house with them. I was panicking, but I had to finish the episode. They (Joseph and Toad) decide to make a run for it. When they got to the front door, Rosalina was there waiting for them to kill. Joseph and Toad begin to scream and run to the backdoor. Toad trips and Rosalina captures him. I was outraged and decided to get out of the room, but the door was locked, trapping me in. So I decided to finish it. Joseph arrives at the backdoor, only to find it boarded up. Joseph starts to panic and tries to remove the boards but sees Rosalina behind him. So he run to his room and locks the door behind him. Joseph tries to find his phone to call 911. But Rosalina starts kicking the door down. Joseph starts freaking out and decides to escape through the window but it was too late. Rosalina busts down the door, walks and grabs Joseph from the window, and throws him on the floor, Joseph starts begging Rosalina to spare his life. Rosalina starts laughing maniacally and telling him its too late. She then stabs Joseph in the chest. I started getting scared again, but I had to see the end regretting it. the camera pans over to reveal a gun. Rosalina then grabs the gun and aims it at her neck and stands up on a stool. Rosalina quickly pull the trigger, shoots herself, and she fell, thus killing her. 
Some point later, It cuts to the secnod-to-final scene, but the scene is horrible. If you have ever been in a slaughter house, you haven't seen nothing yet. It shows all of the characters all horribly mutilated and bloody. The camera shows dead bodys with so many blood. Now everyone died, everyone except for You. Then the screen cut off by a blast of loud static, then it cut to black. Then, a bird's eye view of SMLand was shown. Everybody was lying on the ground, dead and bleeding everywhere. Every building was destroyed. The land and sky was a bloody red color. The music from A VHS tape breaks down was playing in the background. 
After that, the final scene was shown ,and it still haunts me forever, The final scene was a demon (but not Craig The Devil, a creepy demonic evil one which look like Audrey II and a Xenomorph combined with Rug-rats Lost Episode.AVI's Splaat's eyes) bursting through the screen. The demon tells the viewer in a very demonic voice, "Everybody is now dead!!! This is all your fault. You couldn't save them. The show's over. Now thank you for watching the special video of SuperMarioLogan that never been released. Goodbye. oh, and by the way.... YOU'RE NEXT ERICA ERICA ERICA!" He knew about me all along! I jumped out of my seat and turned down the volume at this part, yes it was THAT loud. But what creeped me out the demon presumably eats the viewers. After that, it was over. There were no SML question and the episode ended. The screen went to static for 5 minutes. The weird thing is that I could make out some sort of video in the static... 
It looked like the SML crew are being in pure horror by when they see that demon, he just smiles and said in a very demonic voice "Get ready to die" the SML crew were screaming, they were saying that he were going to kill them, and then that demon then did stuff like punching and stabbing. And the last one was the one that disturbed me the most and made me want to both cry and vomit my guts out, it was the SML crew, who are............... dead. You could clearly see the SML crew's brains and blood splattering EVERYWHERE. I began to vomit uncontrollably after that traumatizing clip, so much so that I passed out. 
I was terrified enough to not be able to speak. It was a traumatic experience, for sure. I could not sleep at all that night. I now have nightmares about SuperMarioLogan. I always dream that that demon was eating me. I woke up sweating, scared and sometimes even screaming, but luckily that was all. 
The next day, I told my other fellows in school about Rosalina Goes Too Far. but nobody believed me. And after school, I searched for the episode on the Internet but nothing came up. When I checked SuperMarioLogan's channel. the video- was................ gone. 
But I still have nightmares about SuperMarioLogan. On ‎Friday the 13, I called the police about Rosalina Goes Too Far, and they were unable explained to the video. I called Logan and told him why would you make Rosalina Goes Too Far. No one replied. Just the music from A VHS tape breaks down. So I went on my e-mail, and I had the urge to contact the Youtube staff to see if they knew about this. In exactly forty-five minutes, an intern replied. 
"Hello, thank you for contacting us about Rosalina Goes Too Far. One thing, Where did you find that? we were never supposed to let you know about this video, We're sorry all of your dreams of SuperMarioLogan are crushed, Basically, Logan didn't make Rosalina Goes Too Far. A person he fired made it, and she was always depressed. She was a very quiet emo, like quiet as a mouse. Logan didn't put the Very graphic and realistic Blood and organs and everything in. He's not that sick. And that demon? I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T. So all you could only do was erase any memories of SuperMarioLogan. We will bring you good stuff, Erica, (yes that's my name) and again, we're really sorry. Best wishes, the Youtube staff." 
So all I could do was erase any memories of SuperMarioLogan.
To this day, I will never watch neither think about nor liked SuperMarioLogan again........... forever. Because, every time I watch SuperMarioLogan, I always see that demon. I still play the Mario games, I hope to be getting Super Mario Odyssey for Christmas. But Anyway, Watching Rosalina Goes Too Far has let out the demon, and that demon is after me. Thankfully, I was safe from that demon and SuperMarioLogan for the rest of my life. Because, the Youtube staff just sent me Battle for Dream Island T-shirts, Firey Plush, Inanimate Insanity T-shirts, The Odd 1s Out Plush, Tim Plush, SomeThingElseYT Common Sense Hoodie, Jaiden Animations Plush, Eddsworld comic books and Tube Heroes plushes. There was also one more thing, it was in a cake package, it was a "we are sorry" cake. 
I ate the cake anyway and kept the Tube Heroes plushes for Gabriela. I kept the other stuff. 
Now, guess what. I started watching Jacknjellify and AnimationEpic to get all of that stuff out of my mind, knowing that realistic Blood and organs will NEVER happen in Jacknjellify nor AnimationEpic.
Thanks everyone for listening to me...
...and goodnight everybody.
PS: Let be this a lesson to you, always be watching Jacknjellify and AnimationEpic or you be dead from the demon every time you watch SuperMarioLogan. You little twerp.
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