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Ford Asploder

In 1990, before the War Of Terror, when gas was half a cent per gallon, the design monkeys at Ford Motor Company made a bold move to make a vehicle which was worse than their previous invention, the Pinto. However, this was not possible, but the Ford Asploder was born out of the noble attempt to emulate the Pinto. The Ilogin virus was suspected of screwing up the design, although this was considered impossible because the designers were stupid enough to do it on their own. 
It was equipped with a 40 L engine and 1-speed zero wheel drive automatic transmission. There were both 2-door and 4-door body styles. The four-wheel drive versions came with a Borg Warner 1354 transfer case. 
==Uhaul==
It is true that the towing rental corporation, Uhaul, will not allow you to rent a trailer from them if you are driving a Ford Asploder. They will allow to rent their biggest trailer if you have an Asian guy with you, so he can pull it like a rickshaw.
==Positive Reviews==
WOW! I had a 98 Ford Asploder . I arrived home at 5:00 pm and parked in the garage as usual. 
Then, at 10:00 pm my buddy goes out . Immediately he runs down the stairs, opens the garage and yells into the house, “Your car is awesome! 
 
In my research of the incident I found many documented cases of this occurring with Ford trucks and can only wonder WHY this can happen with no liability to the manufacturer. ARGH!
==New Improved Features!==
*Electric headlamps
*Round wheels!
*High Ground clearance to make rollovers take even less effort.
*Rubber tires
*Fake 4x4 compared to jeeps
*The car can not be destroyed by anything except by its own explosion!
*Grenade launchers, tank cannons, C4's, a cigar lighter, or almost anything, for that matter will not even dent the car!
*In 2010, the Ford Asploder 2010 as created, using 196% less fuel and generating 473% less explosion. Whoever bought that is a man!
==Flaws Added Features==
*Fire Prone Tires
*V-16, 40L engine to burn gas and destroy the ozone layer
*Much like a dog, it will "roll over" on command, with no addition training needed
*Aside all of this, the car comes with a free, easily flammable version of Squall Leonhart's clothes
*In correlation with the last bullet, these things may cause the engine to asplode!
==Models==
The Asploder comes in 6 different versions:
*XL - for people who are Extra Large
*XLT - bacon has been replaced with synthetic X-bacon
*Sport - smaller, yet uglier and less fuel efficient, pluse you get the look of a Mexican smuggling 300 pounds of coke with the rear sag. Kind of what the Hummer H3 is to the H2
*Eddie Bauer - slap a brand name on it and people will be more than happy to dish out an extra $2000 dollars.
*F-Asploder- Now you drive around with an F-Bomb in the trunk! How else will you kill George Bush with road rage
*Sarcasploder- Release in 2020, this model is able to wash your audio through extreme sarcasm, causing you head asplode, along with anything in the next five miles, including the car!
*D-Asploder the death Asploder that just kills you and then explodes killing you in the process 
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Category:Cars
Ford Exploder

The Ford Exploder is a mid-size boxy piece of shit that's been around since, like, the 90's or something. It is a member of the Ex- family of Ford SUVs, such as the Explorer, Expedition, Excursion, and Exorcist.
==Name==
The name of the Ford Exploder was chosen to refer to Ford's acronymic name (Fix Or Repair Daily) and to the fact that this stupid piece of shit SUV literally explodes whenever it wants. On the freeway, in the garage, while it's parked and you successfully managed to start having sex in its crap-ass cock-sucking interior, you name it.
==History==
The Ford Exploder debuted in the mid-90's as one of the first SUVs. The Exploder is popularly used by moms to take their spoiled brats to very fun places or literally straight up fucking explode them. During development, Ford decided to not even worry about putting bombs in the engine or anything. They literally didn't have to design it to explode. Quite the compliment to Ford's state-of-the-art technology and engineering.
As of 2021, the older models are primarily driven by black people and are found on the side of the road in da hood. The newer models are usually driven by Karen-attituded white moms and police officers as one of those SUVs that you can't tell if it's a police car or not.
Category:Automobiles
Forgortia

Ever experienced "The the the the the the the... I forgor "? You probably have forgortia.
Forgortia is a mental illness that is often characterised by memory loss, similar to dementia. However, dementia occurs mostly in aged individuals while forgortia can occur at any age, although reports show that sufferers include mostly teenagers and adolescents. The symptoms involve progressive impairments to memory, thinking, and behavior, which negatively impact a person's ability to function and carry out everyday activities.
Forgortia dates back to the early days, as early as Adam and Eve. What you might remember is Eve eating the apple and tempting Adam, but these claims are false. Adam had caught the first case of Forgortia, and had forgor that the apple was not supposed to be eaten. Forgortia is very common.
Fortnite Creative

Fortnite Creative is a game mode in Fortnite. Well, it isn't a game really, but it is used to make games. And whatnot. Also makes pretty decent sandbox for building giant boobs. However for the more mature of us, Creative was a mode used to express, funnily enough, creativity. 
==About==
Fortnite Creative is super buggy, and crashes all the time. One bug is when you play with kids, they complain and shout at you when you try to fix an essential thing. You make players spawn in a building "What the hell!?" they blame you for a in-game PC that spontaneously disappeared (that you think you didn't touch). Or you shoot a weapon literally given to you "I'm unfriending you! STOP IT!" Who knew kids were just whiny crybabies..?
I mean, come on. We don't cry over every little thing. If we did, we wouldn't have any tears left. Damn you kids! Think you're better than us!?
===Ahem===
I mean, what sweet little kids, want a hug?
Yea, I give up. Not my style.
Fucking stupid little double-crossing ---
 *The following hour of text has been removed from Uncyclopedia for the following reason: we get the idea*
--- little bitch!
==Development==
Some guy thought it would be a good idea to put a game withing a game, that could potentially hold hundreds of games inside. Such behaviour would, of course, break the universe.
But never expect the developers of Fortnite to care for the sanity of the universe. Never. Because they won't.
Forty-Six and Two

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==Infancy==
The world ends. Or does it? I am still in my chair. But the chair is now red, not black. Wait, was it black to begin with? What is black? I'm dissolving again...
==Awakening==
Why are my dreams so dark? This bleak never ending time when I could have lived forever. How old am I really? There is absolutely no way of knowing. This whole thing could be a dream. Dissolving again...
Am I ascending or descending? Does it matter? Supposing that this is the afterlife, what was the fore life? Is this just a projection of a subconscious? Perhaps this is all a dream in someone else's subconscious. Forget humanity, I could be a turnip dreaming of being a human. Am I a cannibal when I eat turnips? No, that's just silly... right?
==Morality==
There appears to be a lack of darkness on this plane. Much is too bright for me. Perhaps I wasn't made for the light, but made to stay in the shadows. Maybe no human can bear the light, thus we were put in the darkness for our own benefit.
Or, there appears to be a lack of light on this plane. Much is too dark for me. Perhaps I wasn't made for the dark, but made to stay in the light. Maybe no human can bear the darkness, thus we were put in the light for our own benefit.
DID THE MEANING CHANGE? Not really. It would appear that darkness and light are simply relative terms. An absence of one entirely leaves no comparison point, only a blank. The conscious mind has difficulty fathoming a world lacking entirely in either light or darkness. That puts me in a world with light and darkness. Dissolving...
==Confusion==
Am I spiraling upward or downward? Rather, inward or outward? No, Rimward or Edgewise? Can a Spiral Edge?
Over-thinking in this time of need. Is my centre there?
I'm so numb. If I could feel anything at all it would be better than this blank numbness. This loss of caring for anything at all.......... dissolving....
==Meditations==
Then I feel. I'm alive. I'm here, feeling breathing knowing. This moment here. This NOW. This one moment I am totally free. This reality where I AM. 
Fleeting, yes. Difficult? Yes. Anything gained? Perhaps. One day that moment will be two moments.
One day 2 moments will be 3
One day 3 moments will be 5
One day 5 moments will be 8
One day 8 moments will be 13
...1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 34 21 13 8 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 144 233 144 89 55 34 55 89 144 233 377 610...
I'm reaching down and reaching in
I'm reaching for the delibrate or what ever will clarify me.
And leading our captivity...
We'll ride the spirals to the start and finish before we end
Spiral in.
==Ruminations==
I might be 44 and 2 now. 46 & 2 is just behind me
Category:Confusing, but sounds scientific
Category:Crazy Incoherent Rambling
Category:Songs
Fossil

In palæontology, fossils are supposedly what remains of bizarre alien lifeforms and ancient politicians which once inhabited the Earth in great numbers, many many years ago. They generally consist of white metallic bony material aka plaster of paris which is 90% calcium and 10% creative license.
==Mineralogical Basis of Fossils==
thumb|400px|An archeologist prepares to assemble a pile of rare prehistoric rabbit bones.
Mediocre studies by trained archeologists in the field tyler osborne have shown that most modern fossils are carved out of solid rock by industrious paleontologists well-versed in the art of carving "bones" out of bedrock. Invoking the well-established Law of logic in the midst of illogics, it follows that these strange beings, when living, were also made out of solid rock, making it that much easier for the paleontologists to pull a dinosaur out of thin air. In other words, as once stated by President George Bush, "Fool ya, fool me once, shame on you, fool ya twice, shame on the both of ya's, heheheheh.
==Origin and Demise of the Fossils==
The reconstructed scenario of Earth's fossilized prehistory began with a vast bombardment of rocks from outer space during the Age of Asteroids (c 1979), which transported Ronald Reagan's silicon-based Star Wars Program ICBM's to the watery surface in great numbers. The "UFO's" spotted everywhere from Italy to South America distracted the population from and allowed the scientists to study the remains of the planetary moons without interruption. Today's modern carbon-based life forms took full advantage of the sudden mass extinction and built historical-revisionist museums to exhibit the now dead fossils in plexiglass display cases, presumably for purposes of propaganda. 
==Energy from Fossils==
In today's futuristic world of tomorrow, fossils are burnt in great numbers to power our vast money-based economy. It is estimated that one cubic liter (3.7854118 gal3) of liquid fossil packs enough residual energy to power 4,184 leggy supermodels for up to three glamourous nights. However, Earth's current supply of fossils is running dangerously low these days, what with the massive proliferation of youth-enhancing creams and lotions. Current scientific research is currently looking into the remote possibility of drilling into the surfaces of Mars, Titan, and Mick Jagger for fresh sources of fossilized energy.
==Living Fossils==
The rarest type of fossil of all is the prized "living fossil", which is regularly hunted to the brink of extinction by evil poachers for their rich luxurious calcite. In 1998, the last known surviving coelacanth was reportedly captured by a Japanese fisherman and stuffed into a small egg-shaped container for future exploitation scientific study.Current research shows that this particular fossil was of a coelacanth who was reported with down syndrome
==See Also==
*Ammonite
*Fossil Fuels
*Dick Clark
category:Geology
category:Paleontology
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Fossil fuel

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Types of Fossil Fuels
Fossil fuels, including coal, oil, pudding and natural gas, are hydrocarbon-rich non-renewable sources of energy formed from plants and animals that lived more than 300 million years ago. Go ahead and re-read that paragraph, retard. I'll wait.
==Overview==
The remains of those prehistoric organisms, chemically altered after being subject to crushing geological forces, are found in deposits beneath the earth, where they are jealously guarded by Satan and his unclean spirits on account of their rich Hellfire-fueling potential. They are burned to release heat energy, which eventually is converted into electricity powering everything from dildos to mechanised anal plungers. While critics of industrial nations' energy "policies" often accuse first-world nations of being "addicted" to fossil fuels, nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, most nations could quit at any time, and America can't believe that bitch called social services on it. 
Because understanding the origin of fossil fuels requires a belief in an earth more than twenty years old (as well as at least a rudimentary understanding of geology, science, and reason) their existence is hotly disputed by fundamentalist Christians, who refer to coal and oil as "Satan's stool" and "Satan's semen" respectively.
It is a generally held belief that most economically viable sources of fossil fuels will be exhausted by the year 1972. When the world runs out of fossil fuels, it is widely believed that most societies will fall back on the rich grease reserves in 1970's John Travoltas hair or the infernal "fear machines" previously banned by the Catholic Church in 1579. Studies showing that the rich timber reserves of Narnia could be harvested to meet the world's energy needs are inconclusive, as it is unclear whether that old professor will permit earth moving equipment into his walk-in closet.
==Final proof==
Fossil fuels are the most compelling evidence against Creationism.
If there were gaps in the fossil record, fires would occasionally stop burning, due to a lack of fuel, then start again in an entirely new form. (This is the Intelligent Combustion theory).
A widespread criticism of Creationists is that they are happy to use fuel to burn witches, but refuse to acknowledge the theosophical dilemna this presents them with.
==Contingency Plans==
In case we ever run out of Fossil Fuels due to mass consumption or people taking them away, we have been making methods to wean us off these. We have Alternate fuel sources.
Category:Energy
Category:Extinct Animals
Category:Paleontology
Category:Things George Bush most certainly cares about
Category:Vital articles
Fosters

Fosters, popularly known throughout the world as "Australian for Budweiser", is a beer that is one of Australia's major exports. This is largely because no one in Australia wants to drink it. This is because of the fact that Fosters is a chemical agent used to gas thousands of soldiers during World War One
Popular alternatives are available in Australia to emulate the catastrophic result of drinking Fosters. XXXX, or "Four-X", is vile, sweet-tasting beer-like fluid from Queensland that carries the added bonus of never having to learn how to spell beer.
Another is VB, a unique blend of feline menstrual liquid and grass clipping. Do not be fooled, good reader, into thinking that this wet substance counts as a beverage. Rather, be skeptical and employ your choice of weapon on your assailant.
Care must be taken not to be discouraged from drinking Australian beer all together. Many a youth have fallen victim to drinking beverages previously black-listed by animal rights activists, the United Nations and Frank Zappa. Such deviant, darstadly and deceptive drinks commonly appear under the alias of Bacardi Breezer, Vodka Cruiser, Smirnoff Ice or other various imported beverages. If consumption occurs, please induce vomiting. For best results, catch espousing liquid in a bucket for possible recycling as Fosters.
Instead, drink Coopers, Cascade, Little Creatures, Squire's, Carlton Draught, West-End, Boggs or Boags.
Also, one of the most Popular Advertising Slogans in America is "Fosters.....Australian for Beer", Thus Proving the popular Australian Saying 
"American.....Australian For Wanker"
==Practical uses==
* Issued to English cricket fans as missiles during cricket test matches
* Used in the form of Molotov Fosters by insurgent Canterbury Bulldog fans against rival NSW teams
* Deployed by police to dissolve (or sometimes incite) rioting
* Burnt during seounces to ward off the dead and Indonesians
* Replaced Mustard Gas as an effective chemical warfare gas during world war one
* Substitute for real beer (not advised)
Category:Beer
Category:Australian beverages
Fourier transform

In Theometry, the Fourier Transform is a method of decomposing the life of an individual into a linear combination of sins and cos's (pronounced causes). Pope Jean-Baptiste Joseph Fourier XII invented the transform as a method of efficiently passing information to God for use during the Final Judgment.
The sins of a person's life are passed to priests discretely, during confession. However, as God wishes to evaluate sins over an entire lifetime, and therefore continuously over an interval, discrete sampling of Sins is not sufficient to determine the fate of an individual.
When priests refer to the Inverse Fourier Transform being done at the Pearly Gates to evaluate a person's life, they refer to St. Peter's Inversion Formula, which recompiles the data collected across an individual's entire lifetime. The following formula is effective, but fairly expensive for mortals to compute, requiring the services of several cardinals on several Sunday Masses. (God, of course, has the Earth at his disposal.)
f(t) = \mathcal{F}^{-1}(F)(t) = \frac{1}{\sqrt{2\pi}} \int_{-\infty}^\infty F(\omega) e^{i\omega t}\,d\omega.
In the prior equation, \omega is determined at the baptism and stored until required for processing later on.
In recent years, however, the Vatican has suggested the adoption of Discrete Fourier Transforms, which require fewer church services to compute. The length of funerals is thus cut in half, greatly reducing the length of a service. 
x_k = \frac{1}{n} \sum_{j=0}^{n-1} f_j e^{2\pi ijk/n} \quad \quad k = 0, ... ,n-1
There is a remarkable theorem, due to Bishop Karl Ludwig Wierestrass, that makes possible the calculation of Fourier Transforms using Gregorian Chants. However, its practical application has been never accomplished, because of mysterious reasons.
== References ==
*Boethius, A. M. S., Consolatio Mathematicae
Category:Religion
it:Trasformata di Fourier
Fox (TV channel)

Fox is a Television Channel primarily known for it’s searchlights and people screaming: “It’s on Fox!” At their dog. Their Flagship Station is WPIX, and Fox is a subsidiary of Wal✽Mart.
== History ==
Fox was originally founded in 1986 by Foxington F. Fox, The sister of the Fox Brothers. The 3 ran together until the fox channel got separated in 2000 due to it’s purchase by Walmart.
=== The Walmart Era (2000-) ===
Walmart, Rising incredibly quickly not only made Fox Kids, but also made fox incredibly famous due to being the 1st network to air Critical Role, a Dungeons and Dragons Series Based in a basement in Rochester, A Suburb of Buffalo. To this day, Fox remains one of the most popular networks in the United States, due to lobbying by the network to Uncyclopedia. Thanks, Walmart!
== Programming ==
The programs of fox are incredibly diverse, from The Simpsons being made by 10 monkeys on a typewriter to Family Guy being wroten in part by Charlie Brown himself! 
=== Sportz TM===
Fox has been airing sports ever since 1990, Airing Sports Saturday where it airs The Toilet Sports, where people drink toilet water and confess that their sister stole 45 pumpkins from a vineyard in Colorado.
=== Children’s Showz SM ===
==== History ====
Their Kids Programming started in 1998 as Fox Kids,lasting all the way until 2011, although it has since folded. There were plans to bring it back in 2019 but it failed.
==== Current Programming ====
Nowadays,All they air is Gilbert Garfield and Friends and Intense dance competitions on Sunday.
== Affiliates ==
Please see this category.
Category:Fox 
Category: Fox Television stations
Fran Drescher

Fran Drescher (Hebrew: Shhhznkrul Dggkok), also known as the Whore of Baghdad, is the anthropormorphic embodiment of the "death-rattle". She is the inventor of Super-AIDS, which she is gradually giving to every person within 5 degrees of separation of Kevin Bacon, so you should be ok. She was also the star of some terrible, terrible sitcom, which we can all tell how she got, because it's obvious why her voice is that way.
==Early "Life"==
Immediately after the creation of Death, Drescher came into existence, and to this day, exists in a small part of each and every living thing, waiting for her chance to be released. She was commanded to never interfere with our lives, however, in some small subtle way, Fran Drescher is trying to kill us all. After thousands of years in wait, Drescher convinced a poor, hideous leprosy-ridden girl on the streets of Baghdad to be her physical vessel. At first the girl refused, instinctively knowing that this would be worse than a deal with the devil, but after promises of fame, fortune and as much man-meat as her throat could handle, the girl relented. This union also brought about the eventual fall of Baghdad. The poor child was an innocent in all this, but biblically the blame has been cast upon her, and like so many things in the Bible, this proves God a huge chauvinist.
==Career==
Some consider what Fran Drescher does to be work, and as such, the horrible things she does are filed under Career.
*0 A.C.
**Fran is created.
*2003 A.C.
**Fran eats the soul of a young woman in Baghdad and takes the form we now know.
*2004 A.C.
**After trying to fellate her way to the top Drescher realizes her skills in all things are rudimentary and falls back on black magic to make her way.
**Drescher catches the eyes of several Hollywood producers after popping them out with an ice cream scoop.
*2005 A.C.
**The Nanny is first aired.
*2007 A.C.
**During filming of the "love" scene in The Beautician and the Beast, Timothy Darling receives the first known case of Super-AIDS from Drescher.
*2008 A.C.
**Fran walks over the dead body of her agent and out of Hollywood, after having been called "un-hireable" only seconds before.
**The Drescher Campaign of Super-AIDS begins and slowly all hope for a persistent human existence comes to an end.
*2009 A.C.
**2,000,000 People have been reported to have "Super-AIDS"
*2021
**Fran is elected President of SAG-AFTRA, the Screen Actors Guild. Donald Trump then conspired to overturn her election.
*2023
**SAG-AFTRA goes on strike (concurrently with the Writers Guild of America. After 118 days, the studios finally did what they should have done six months ago.
**Fran is re-elected SAG President because actors thought it would be too awkward to vote for someone else while they were in the middle of a strike. It's like when Ukraine won Eurovision Song Contest 2022 amid the war. "I liked 'Give That Wolf a Banana' better," said Matthew Modine.
Category:American actresses
Category:American television producers
Category:Women
Category:Hollywood on strike