Portal:Religion/News

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*Aliens demand apology from Church</option><option>
*America moves to execute porn stars</option><option>
*American toy company seeks Muslim market share</option><option>
*Bishops warn against Reiki</option><option>
*Bush expected as Redeemer in the Holy Land</option><option>
*Cardinals beat Tigers in 5 games to win World Series</option><option>
*Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced</option><option>
*Chupacabras latest pet craze</option><option>
*Coarse conduct confounds construction</option><option>
*Communion gets a makeover. Meet: ‘Jesus Cakes'!</option><option>
*Conservapedia demands proof for the existence of science</option><option>
*Couple goes to Kingdom Hall by mistake</option><option>
*David Blaine to die for our Sins</option><option>
*Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism</option><option>
*Duckist rebels meet opposition in Donegal</option><option>
*Elsuive Duckist killing Sheep release statement</option><option>
*Face of Jesus discovered on seabed</option><option>
*Falwell starts campaign against God</option><option>
*Fears film may spark fresh wave of deicides</option><option>
*Former Primate of Utrecht Thomas Gibbon resigns in disgrace</option><option>
*God admits "I experimented with evolution"</option><option>
*God found alive, well and working on a much less ambitious project.</option><option>
*God Rewrites the Bible</option><option>
*Godless Europeans blast US technological dominance</option><option>
*Haggard still "fabulous!"</option><option>
*Heaven to be outsourced</option><option>
*Heavens rejoice as Dow surpasses 14,000</option><option>
*Hey, that guy, you know, the one on South Park, he's dead</option><option>
*Higher Power denies responsibility for dead bride</option><option>
*Increased sunspot activity cause for concern at Vatican</option><option>
*Ireland Bans Clerical Child Sex Abuse</option><option>
*Irish Duckists rebel</option><option>
*Irish Duckists Storm The Beaches of Derry and Antrim</option><option>
*Is Kansas Godless? Or just stupid?</option><option>
*Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory</option><option>
*Kansas education reforms: Do they go too far enough?</option><option>
*Latest Bible sequel sales disappointment</option><option>
*Limbo closes, millions homeless</option><option>
*Man sues God; is smited</option><option>
*Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time</option><option>
*Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time</option><option>
*Meditating monks accused of sleeping on the job</option><option>
*Meditating monks accused of sleeping on the job</option><option>
*Michael Jackson reassures fans that "Show will go on" despite untimely death.</option><option>
*Militant atheist violence continues</option><option>
*Military seeks to accommodate all religious faiths</option><option>
*Millionaire ordered to demolish giant volcano moon base after 'secretly' building laser doomsday weapon</option><option>
*MIT researchers win Millenium Prize for Mathematics</option><option>
*Mosque comments taken out of context</option><option>
*National Day of Prayer ruined by godless protestors</option><option>
*Noah's ark to sail again</option><option>
*Obama bows to Saudi king, triggers fall of Western Civilisation</option><option>
*Obama's divine powers fading</option><option>
*OU Coach Bob Stoops: Boise St. must've cheated, somehow</option><option>
*Papal proclamation to procure profit for prophet</option><option>
*Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!"</option><option>
*Persistent Protestants protest punishment</option><option>
*Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide</option><option>
*Poor planning ruins Rapture</option><option>
*Pope concerned about spherical earth</option><option>
*Pope gets new hat</option><option>
*Praying pilot jailed</option><option>
*Prophet strikes, Heaven grinds to halt</option><option>
*Roman Catholic Church changes name to "We Hate Abortion"</option><option>
*Sarah Palin gets done doggy style</option><option>
*Satan arrested in Jerry Falwell death</option><option>
*Satanic front group convenes in Vienna</option><option>
*Seals of the Apocalypse discovered</option><option>
*Shopping assistants aspire to become serial killers</option><option>
*Stop dressing like whores, you whores!</option><option>
*Taliban vows to wipe out literacy in our lifetimes</option><option>
*Third Coming of Jesus Christ Prophesised!</option><option>
*Vatican decries "Miracle Bra"</option><option>
*Virgin Shark gives birth to Aquatic Messiah</option><option>
*Westboro Baptist Church protests Uncyclopedia</option><option>
*Westboro Baptist Church protests Uncyclopedia</option></choose>
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