Esolang Simply Created To Annoy People Who Dislike Scratch

Esolang Simply Created To Annoy People Who Dislike Scratch (also known as ESCTAPWDS) is an esoteric programming language created by User:AnotherTakenName to bother someone who said that scratch was useless. It was heavily inspired by Uyjhmn n, specifically the long, all capitals commands.
==Description==
ESCTAPWDS is similiar to Uyjhmn n, however all modifications to values are arbitrary numbers. It runs on a set of 62 data cells, each with a minimum value of 0 and a maximum of 61 with a pointer selecting them, similiar to brainf***.
==Commands==
It has 7 regular commands of varying usefulness. It also includes 3 code golfing commands for a Cat, a Hello World, and a truth-machine program. No commands in ESCTAPWDS have arguments. Make sure to put a tilde (~) before each command.
Command 	Description 	Simplified Command
MOVE THE POINTER LEFT BY 7 BLOCKS 	Self-explanatory. 	<
MOVE THE POINTER RIGHT BY 3 BLOCKS 	Self-explanatory. 	>
INCREASE THE CURRENT BLOCK BY 47 	Increases the value stored in the block currently selected by the pointer by 47. 	+
DECREASE THE CURRENT BLOCK BY 23 	Decreases the value stored in the block currently selected by the pointer by 23. 	-
PRINT OUT THE CURRENT BLOCK'S VALUE 	Says the value of the block currently selected by the pointer. 	P
TAKE USER INPUT AND STORE IT IN THE CURRENT BLOCK 	Self-explanatory. Only numbers are accepted. 	U
PROBABLY THE SIMPLEST HELLO WORLD PROGRAM EVER, AM I RIGHT? 	Says "Hello World!" 	EH
PROBABLY THE SIMPLEST CAT PROGRAM EVER, AM I RIGHT? 	Takes user input, then immediatly says whatever was entered. 	EC
PROBABLY THE SIMPLEST TRUTH MACHINE EVER, AM I RIGHT? 	Takes user input in the form of a binary number. If it is a 0, it says 0. If it is a 1, it infinitly says 1. 	ET
PRINT THE CURRENT BLOCK'S VALUE AS A LETTER, BECAUSE ASCII OUTPUT SUCKS AND WE ALL KNOW IT	Prints the value of the block selected by the pointer as letter, a whitespace, an exclamation point, or question mark.	L
CONFUSION AND DELAY! 	Delays for 0.5 seconds. 	D
==Examples==
===Hello world 1===
 ~PROBABLY THE SIMPLEST HELLO WORLD PROGRAM EVER, AM I RIGHT?
===Hello world 2 (simplified)===
 ~+~+~+~+~+~+~L~D
 ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~L~D
 ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~L~D
 ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~L~D
 ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~L~D
 ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~L~D
 ~+~+~L~D
 ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~L~D
 ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~L~D
 ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~L~D
 ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~L~D
 ~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~L~D
===Cat 1===
 ~PROBABLY THE SIMPLEST CAT PROGRAM EVER, AM I RIGHT?
===Cat 2===
 ~TAKE USER INPUT AND STORE IT IN THE CURRENT BLOCK
 ~PRINT THE CURRENT BLOCK'S VALUE AS A LETTER, BECAUSE ASCII OUTPUT SUCKS AND WE ALL KNOW IT
===Cat 2 (simplified)===
 ~U~L
===Truth-machine===
 ~PROBABLY THE SIMPLEST TRUTH MACHINE EVER, AM I RIGHT?
==External resources==
Scratch interpreter
Category:Joke languages Category:Implemented Category:Finite state automata Category:Pseudonatural