Notch's watchet secwet!

One day I was playing minecraft with some friends. I liked playing minecraft with them because they knew all the best secrets, and they smelled like decaying cheese in real life. We were playing a mod-pack by popularMMOs called "The mahd pahck". The mods were "Biomes very plentiful" which was made by Kim Jong Un,"Millenzaire" by Kinnikendizzle which added ghettos to your minecraft, "Mo explosions" by Michael Bay, and "Ballkhan's weapon mod" by Khan. We downloaded the pack and we were ready to play this huge epic piece of crap awesomeness.
We named our world "1-2" because we were underground and cool. We spawn'd in a "made in china" Biome. The wood was fake and in broke when we punched it. One of my firnds said "HAY THIS GAYM IS TRIING TO GREEF MEH1". I just shook it off even though I wasn't in a state of fear. We tried to find a nice American Biome to find quality wood and stuff yo but den we end up in da "Detroit" Biome. It was so run down and ratchet it made me twerk to my stomach. We found one of our millenzaire ghettos, It was a Bloods culture and they were being chill and stuff. The leader named "Pinesol" told us that a guy named "Herbran" was snitching on the cops and stealing their rims. He said if we join the bloods we can get weapons to kill him. 
After a long time of building crack houses, abandoned warehouses, and gas stations that don't violate copyright laws we finally were one of the bloods. We got the title of "One of the homies" but we needed to learn how to be come their leader. Pinesol told us to find Herbran we needed to go to a "Hyper-realistic" Biome. We went to the Hyper-realistic biome and found blood oozing from water, the trees were all in .exe format, and missingno was in my inventory! We was scared because we HAD to go inside! Inside what? A cave with nothing but a jukebox and Iggy Izalea records. Everyone know shes just one of the Wayans brothers but no one believes admits it.
When we look for JoJ and sus we found Herbran. He was such a MAMA LUIGI I just want to punch him in the DINNER. But I knew deep down in my heart that ALL TOASTAS TOAST TOAST and that cs188 cure me of spadinner virus or at least treat me. Herbran spoke in a terrifying Jeremy Irons voice "I AM GURD1". But then Dog Jackman, a man from the present came in his time machine. He swung his ax at Herbran but that only made him turn into a super sayian. Dog got went back to the blood's hood and left his ax. I GAWT REELI REELI MAAD! So I turned into Shrek, then Johnny test, then finally, Spingebill. I pulled out a mini-gun and capped Herbran for 9069 damage and that was good because that was his health. 
We went back to our bloods city and cap'd Pinesol because that's how gangs work. But he was ok we just put a blue hat on him that said "IMA CRIP" when he was sleeping. We also found a book on Herbrans hot bod, it was called "Notch's secret". It turns out Notch is married to Matthew Mcconaughey, Is Doctor Who's father, and The duke of Sweden with Pewdiepie being the king. WOW I KANT BEELEEV ET, NAWCH IS SO RATCHET! 
Then I got off my computer. Oh what you thought I actually did this? No it was just Wednesday
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