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The Dark Room

It was 3 in the morning. Kylie was busy with last minute homework. Her favorite songs by rappers were blasting through her headphones. She desperately wanted to play her new Halo game, but school came first. Especially science, since she was failing. The lights in her room started to flicker before they burned out. She looked up and reached for her flashlight. She hated blackouts. She hated dark rooms. Her flashlight shone a dim blue on the surrounding area.
She opened her door slowly. The lights were off in her whole house. It must be the faulty wiring. Thanks Dad. she thought. She creaked up the stairs. Creak. Creak. Creak. Creak. It was an old house, so she dismissed it. She looked around for the garage door. She found it after a couple mintues and opened it. She walked towards the fuse breaker and threw the door open. She shined her light on each switch. They were all switched off. Kylie sighed and flipped them all on. The ones that kept the basement running sparked madly and shocked her. She fell backwards onto the cold cement.
"Oww... what the heck?" she struggled to sit up. She was pushed down by an unseen force. Her flashlight flickered in strobelight mode, showing the grotesque face only a second at a time. Her adrenaline pumped faster and faster. The thing picked up the light and turned it off. "Shh... dark rooms are meant to be dark... for a reason," the pressure eased off her chest and she sat up immediately. The lights went back on. Except of course, the garage. Which is also known as the makeshift dark room for photographs.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
The Dark Secret Behind Every Work of Fiction Ever Made.

I'm sure you're aware of some a work of fiction, right? Well it's not really what you think it is. If you thought it took place in a fantasy setting, that fantasy setting is actually a nuclear post apocalypse and all the magical creatures are actually mutants.
None of that is important, because the main character is actually in purgatory with all the other characters representing the main character's sins, but purgatory is just a dream the main character is experiencing as they are having a coma in a mental asylum.
What you probably still didn't know is that the mental asylum was just a virtual simulation created by robots who keep the main character on life support to farm their brain waves while some men in business suits go into the dream to steal ideas.
But that was all just something a child was imagining while looking into a snow globe.
By the way, all the fictional characters ever written and all the authors who made them up were molested by their parents/guardians when they were children.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:THERY
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Dreams
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Dark Station

I don't know what happened that day. I was exploring very dark station, alone. The atmosphere was very uneasy, and accidently my flashlight broke. I tried to change the batteries, but it was impossible in the darkness.
I got interested and started to record a video. The atmosphere started to be deeper, and i heard very uneasy sounds, like music. I started to see some strange things, like ghosts or something. I got scared and ran away. It was creepy, but... then they came.
Atleast i had enough time to save the video to my camera. I waked up something like 4 days later in a old hospital, and i checked my camera. The video wasn't here. Only the deep, scary sounds that sounded like music.
When i came to home, i browsed the internet, and found a picture of the video that got deleted.
I uploaded the sounds into YouTube
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Dark Tesco Express

I was thirsty and I needed to restock on tea, so naturally I wanted to get some. I picked myself up and I got in the shower. After drying myself off I looked out the window, storm clouds were rolling over. I had to leave the house quickly if I were to avoid the rain, so I got dressed and threw on a jacket before I left the house. The wind was smacking me in the face but I knew the journey would be worth it as soon as I got my Everyday Value Teabags. I opened the door to the Tesco Express, however as I walked in I felt the eerie atmosphere surround me; choke me. I felt surrounded by forces I could not begin comprehend. I waked around the four or so aisles that the shop had to offer and they were all bare apart from a couple of rotting jammy dodgers. I went to the checkout where a grim, tortured looking man was standing. His stare was sharper than knife. I asked, 
"Where can I find this tea then, make sure it's Everyday value."
He pointed to a door in the corner. I was hesitant to follow his command but I really wanted Tea, and that storm wasn't waiting for me. I walked slowly to the door and twisted the handle. An ear piercing screech was emitted as I continued to turn. The door creaked open and I looked into this dark void of a room. I heard the faint sound of xylophones and before long a spooky skeleton was drifting towards me. This was very spooky and my inner monologue was at this point in time,
"Wow 2spooky4me."
I turned around only to hear raucous Laughter from past employees, the faint screeches of children as they ran up the corridors; I was seeing the dark past of this Tesco Express. I looked at the checkout and the man who had told me the direction to the tea had hung himself. His body hanging there like rotten fruit. Every aisle was covered in what I could only describe as the organs of whoever had belonged here during its darker times, the point of whatever had turned this Tesco into a living nightmare. The windows dripped blood from top to bottom. I was frozen in fear. I looked back into the closet and the skeleton was closer than ever; I could clearly make out its face. It was smiling at me, taunting me. I couldn't handle myself. I ran to the door, turned to see of it was following me. I noticed and inscription, patterned with blood. It read, "Abandoned by Tesco Head Offices."
The man hanging was rotting away, bits falling off of him. I tried to open the door but it was locked stiff. I grabbed one of the packets of rotten jammy dodgers and through it at the window. It smashed and I made my escape.
Every night now I think of the terrors that unfolded that day: the skeleton, the man and me not getting my Tesco Everyday Value Tea. I have to write this story because if that skeleton finds me I am more than sure that I will be spooked to death.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Skeletons
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
The Dark Truth of The Simpsons

Have you always wondered why the Simpsons were not able to be watched on cable (unlike other Fox cartoons, at least on the US) until 2014, they were never available on Netflix, and so on?
Well, many people speculates that James L. Brooks forced Fox to be very restrictive with the Simpsons, restricting it to air on first-party networks only. However, that isn't the truth.
In 1986, Matt Groening found a portal to a fictional dimension which was actually a fictional version of our world and since in that dimension Life in Hell was very popular, Groening agreed to create a new show in that dimension, and hired the studio Gracie Films and the production company Klasky-Csupo to travel to that dimension and make the new show.
In 1987, they released the first short, Good Night on the Tracey Ullman show, and so on, until 1989, they still made a lot of shorts.
In late 1988, Brooks thought that it was a good idea to adapt the shorts into a TV series, so they hired Groening again and Klasky-Csupo to start making the new show, with the same name as the shorts. The first episode produced was Some Enchanted Evening, but it had several failures so it had to be redone.
On 1989, they completed a full season and Fox ordered more seasons of the show. The show premiered in December 17, 1989.
As of 1991, they had completed 3 seasons, and Fox, noticing that Klasky-Csupo was creating a kids show called "Rugrats", decided to move animation to Film Roman, which in seasons 4-7, they tried to imitate Klasky-Csupo's style, but starting season 8, they made their own style.
Well, here goes why it isn't actually a real show. As I said up there, many people say that Brooks ordered Fox to be very restrictive with the Simpsons, but that isn't the truth. The show is actually a fictional show inside other shows, and you may ask, how it does its shown to us? Well, any character of these shows gets a camera and connects it to our TV and then, an episode of the show plays.
So the conclusion is, that the Simpsons aren't a real show. They're a fictional cartoon inside others. Matt Groening's first show was actually Futurama, and the longest running cartoon is actually South Park.
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Category:Satire
Category:THERY
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
The Darkness

Look, even though we have never met, and probably never will, you have to trust me. You have to trust me with your life, right now, or else you might die.
I'll start at the beginning. I'm an avid creepypasta reader, probably like you. I read them in my spare time, enjoying how badly some failed, and how well some scared me. I began to become addicted to them, reading them more and more. Then it appeared.
At first, it was just a small, black haze in the corner above my door. I thought nothing of it at the time, just where light failed to reach. I continued reading creepypastas, and sleeping well. Then one night, I remembered the haze. I looked up, and I shivered. The haze had expanded, now almost touching the doorframe. No matter how much I stared, I could not see the corner anymore. I ignored it. The next day, I read more creepypastas, as usual. That night, the haze had changed. It had expanded, but it was no longer a mere haze anymore. It looked more like a solid black object. I stared at it for a while, then what I saw made me turn over and hope for hell sleep would come.
I saw a face in the darkness, staring at me, with black, sunken eyes, and those teeth...
I stopped reading creepypastas, and the darkness eventually went away. A few days ago, i decided to read a whole heap of creepypastas. I now regret that decision. The darkness came back, and now it has engulfed the entire door. If this clock is correct, its the middle of the day, and yet no light comes through my window anymore. It has practically been stained with black paint. The creature is watching me, even now. I can see its outline, just beyond the dark void. Those claws, the deformed head, the hooves... I can see it grinning now, it knows I know what it wants. I mean, it is the hunter, and I'm the prey. We all are, and fear is the thing that lets it in.
Trust me with your life; Stop reading the pastas. They will catch up to you, like this creature has caught up to ne. I can barwly srr the keyboqrd now, the sjreeb is too dark to reS. Tjos os where mt life ends, and I hope you don't make my mistake.
Stop readunf, while your HEASDFGHJKL;'
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come and play ill be hunter you be prey let me in your in no danger im just hungry come play
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
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Category:Old Shit
The Darkness of the Black Gate

Things have been pretty fucked up, and I think this is the only place I can get the kind of advice and help I need.
It all started when I moved into a new apartment. I saw new, but it wasn't, really. It was in an old part of town, and the building was kind of run down. But it was cheap and fairly close to the bookstore where I work.
The first thing I noticed when I was moving in was a piece of paper on the kitchen counter. It was pretty old, and looked like it had been written on a typewriter. The top of the page said "Apartment Rules".
It was pretty basic stuff about noise levels, where to put the garbage and recycling, and the times when the laundry room can be used. I noticed there was a small addendum to the laundry room rule however, written in pen. Leaning closer to make out the crabbed handwriting, I was able to read it. It said: "Do NOT use during 10pm to 6am"
For a moment I was a little perplexed, then realised it was just a reinforcement of the noise rules.
I finished unpacking my stuff and moving things around, then decided to have a break and play my video game console. I switched it on and started playing a game. Normally I'm pretty good at games, but this one is new and really hard. It's called Darkest Souls: Into The Black Gate.
I'm stuck on the boss called 'Darkness Nun'. I'm having trouble in the second sub-phase when she splits apart and transforms into the 'Night Twins'. I know they're vulnerable to acid bombs and I'm using the Blood-Caked Broadsword that does extra Pain damage every third swing, but their Gushing Dark attack keeps taking me out even though I have the Ancient Shield for Dark resistance and the Monk's Waistguard for stamina regeneration. I've tried with both the Gauntlets of Souls for the health regeneration, and the Armbands of Anguish for the extra Hysteria damage, but I just can't defeat this fucking boss. Anyone have some tips?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The Dawn is your Doom

One night, I was watching Adult Swim at 5 am. The reason why was because both of my parents died, and my grandma really doesn't care what I do. So I just decided instead of sleeping, I should watch Adult Swim for the entire night. Anyways, I was just innocently watching adult swim until it randomly cut to static in the middle of an ad for Taco Bell. I was confused why there was static. My CR TV has never just randomly shut off a program, so this was just weird. Anyways, after a little bit of time (about a minute), it cut to some colored bars with the black text saying "DO NOT AIR". "What the fuck?" I said to myself. Anyways, I decided then was a good time to get some Coca-Cola. So then I try to leave my room and the door is locked from the upstairs hallway. "What the hell? Why is my door locked on me?" I said to myself again. "Oh well. I guess we can just stare at colored bars for 30 minutes until Cartoon Network comes back." So I sit back down in front of my TV. Anyways, after another 30 seconds, it cuts from the colored bars to this place. It had a black ground with black trees. Also the background was orange. I also noticed that there was red text in the top right. It said "The Dawn is your Doom". I also noticed the very weird music choice. It was just a single string on some old Guitar or something. Anyways, after 10 seconds, some weird sun with a weird face appeared. 
Then after that, I started to hear ear bleeding sounds. It was so loud, it almost completely killed my ear drums. Anyways, after that, I also started to notice a fire in the neighborhood I was living in. This fire was spreading all over the neighborhood, yet it wasn't affecting my house. I also started to hear screams from both the TV and from the neighborhood. All of this continued for 5 minutes! Then after the 5 minutes, the fire died out, the people stopped screaming, and the noise on the tv stopped. Then after that, it showed a tally. A tally of the people who died and were injured from the fire in the neighborhood. In total, 9 people died, and 23 people were injured in a way. Then after a few seconds, it said that 5 people went missing and there bodies weren't found. Then after that, I heard a noise on the door. The door had unlocked itself. After that, the TV cut to more colored bars. This time, the black text said, "Thank you for allowing me to h̶e̶l̶p̶ t̴̼̩͎̻͉̣͚̍́͑̾̔̍ǫ̴͙̝͕͊r̴̛̥͕̽̾̅̉̑ͅt̶̨̗͔̩͇̰̫̲̎̈u̶̡̲̼͓̯͋̈́́ͅr̷̛̖̝̥͊̏͂̇̌̾͝͝ë̸͓̯͉̭͇͙̞̥̝́͒̽͋̎̋̌̄̚ your neighborhood!" Then after 10 seconds, instead of Cartoon Network, my CR TV exploded on me! "Damn what the heck was that, and how did my TV explode?" I said to myself. 
It's been a week since then. Now the neighborhood I live in is being reconstructed. I am also planning to get a new TV.
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Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:That just raises more questions!
The Dawn of the Pencil

It was a stormy May's eve. Lightning flickered about, causing my dog to freak out. I tried to console him, but to no avail. I then went to find the Lightning Vest, a product I had purchased, but never used. I guess this would be the best time to use it. But when I got back, my dog had been stabbed with a pencil. A very, very sharp pencil. It was a gruesome sight, seeing all of the HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD. Then Funnymouth busted my door down and broke my tailbone and left. I then went to the doctors to see how bad it was. He asked how it happened, and in reply, I said "A jawless man broke down my door, kicked me, then left." He then proceeded to laugh. At one point, he told me I needed an operation, so I got one. Though, when I woke up, the doctor had three pencils in him. One in his jugular, the other two in his eyes. So much HYPEREALISTIC BLOOD. I later went to trollpasta to read some stuff of Funnymouth and pencils, seeing how Trollpasta knows all. I later found out that the beast known as the Kool-Aid man was hunting me down, unti I fell to insantiy. It was odd, however, that I never did. It started becoming a natural occurance. I turn my head, someone gets stabbed with a pencil. I am still currently being hunted down by this creature, so I can only hope he stops soon.
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
The Day

The girl had her first sleep-over with her friends. She was scared, but her mother didn't need her crying so she had to go earlier. Her friends ate popcorn, watched a movie and played some games. The girl was enjoying her stay. There was a storm after they got to bed. They heard a noise and got scared, but the other girl was'nt and she went to the bathroom.
They heard it again and a bloody scream was heard as well. They went to the bathroom to investagate and thay saw the girl all bloody in the tub so they woke up there parrents and told them what happend. The parrents called the police and they came.
They found out that in the girls dead body was a explosive and evacuated everyone out of the street. It was too late. The girls dead body blew up and there were car parts everywhere and over 10 people died and 36 people were injured. They will never froget that horrid night.
Now the girl haunts everyone who was injured. As for the killer... he was found dead with a time bomb and gun powder everywhere.
Over 20 people were killed and over 50 people were injured. The girls went to a insane asylum and were found the same as the blown-up killer and girl so then the other people escaped the insane asylum and worshiped the girls and did the same. In the end there were over 100 people dead and over 250 people injured.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
The Day Animals Took Over the World

7 of June, 2077 was an important day, since World War III happened. Within hours, Billions where vaporized, and 99.99% of all life was extinguished. But, the surviving species began rapidly evolving to fill the gap created by the Sixth Mass Extinction, after millions of years, they evolved into Anthropomorphic Animals, and created societies based on faint ancestral memories of human societies. This lead to a world similar to Truetail and Robin Hood (magic returned, by the way), and hundreds of years later, Zootopia became reality. This is what this story was about. The creation of Zootopia.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Animulz
Category:THERY
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The Day Ben Came

It was the day the game was coming out! Majora's Mask was going to be the best game ever. I had been waiting weeks for it to come out and it finally had! My friend Eric and I were running down to the game store a strange old looking man looked at us we past him but then he seid the strangest thing.
"You kids want a used Majora's Mask?" Me and Eric both stoped and turned to face him the old man has a creepy eye that sent chills down my spine. But how could the old man have a used Majora's Mask? It just came out today! Eric walked up to the strange man and he was handed the game; the front sticker was gone but it said Majora on it.
Shortly after we got home Eric plugged the game in and set me down in his lap for a front row seat. "Eric what are you doing" I laughed as I sead so. "Just give you the best seat now!" "Shhh the game is starting." I sat back down in his lap not complaining and waching the game start but... As the old mad said it was a used and there were two saved files LINK and BEN. "Hmm were do you think we should go lil'?" he sead looking down at me. "Hmm, try Ben he looks far and if me finish this game is 'one day' people will be shocked." He laughed and startes up BEN...
That was when hell broke through... It started out normal but there were some wierd things in this game that you wouldn't think would happen Eric told me not to worry. He said that they went for a more scarier game this time. I nodded and watched everything but this game just dident seem right. After four hours, it was night. "Eric lets go to bed" i nuzzeld him softly with the back of my head doing that of kissing him on the neck would get me any thing.
"Sure thing, babe" he smiled and picked me up and we both lay down on the couch Eric refusing to let me go as I slowly fell in to my nightmare. It was one of the songs in the game playing backwards that started it all. I was running in this plain area but there was a huge tree from the other game I ran up to it and thats when I saw it... It called it self BEN and it told me who he was and what would happen in the fucher. I ran as fast as I could but no matter how fast I ran, BEN would be on my tail her screaming like skull kid...
I woke up in such a fright I ran to that game and I smashed it on the ground and then i burned it out side the game haveing that same damned scream that skull kid had... I left Eric a note that I was leaving I couldn't stand it any more. This house had BEN all over it. Everywhere I looked there he was with those cold dead eyes... I never came back to that house. I never saw Eric again i felt so bad for him...but then I heard on the local news that a boy had gone missing. The only thing in the house was a N64 and a majora's mask game...and one other thing...a small silver celtic ring that he gave to me so long ago...
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