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LEGO: The Lord of The Rings.exe

I was on my computer, I decided to look up The Lord of The Rings trivia, I started reading until a pop-up suddenly appeared. I opened it and it said:
LEGO The Lord of The Rings.exe.
I heard it was a game for the Wii, 3DS, Xbox 360 and so on. I started the download and when it was done I went to the title screen but I didn't see Frodo or Legolas whom I wished to play as. The game was quiet so I went to the options and turned up the volume, it said Don't do that!
I just went on playing the game like any ordinary person would do. I was playing as Legolas until a cutscene appeared. It seemed that Legolas was killing Frodo and he was screaming horrifically. Legolas choked Frodo to death and stole his ring. I didn't know Legolas was so evil.
After the cutscene I spawned  in Helms Deep and some Cave Trolls spawned as well. Legolas then killed the cave trolls and then stabbed Sam in the face. Legolas then shouted
"I will kill all of you."
Merry cried out and said
"Why Legolas!"
Legolas then pushed Merry of the parapet. Merry hit the ground with a sickening thud and his guts spilled all over. I  turned off the game and took a nap. I then had a nightmare about what Legolas' plot could be. Determined to beat this thing I played the game again, Legolas was all bloody and stabbing everyone. 
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Category:Vidya games
Category:File Extensions
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
LMFAO AND SKRILEX LOST SONG

OMG SO I WAS ON WIEKI LEKS AND I FOUND A SONG CALED SKRILMFAO AND IT WAS A SONG BY LFMAO AND SKRILEX!!!!
IT GOES LIKE THIS
ADAGHADGSCFGPKOFJOUHOAHPIKPGI WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB SGPIOKKSFPOKLHYP-OKD PO-LPOLK SFGGPOSPKIOSFGSPOSFOP
AND THEN MARY MCFLY FARTS INTO THE MICK
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Music
Category:Shortpasta
LOJHM

Lojhm
"S**t my truck" cried jonezzy
"whats wrong mister" piped a high voice
"oh nothin' wats your name"
"Lojhm" Replied the voice
"Oh is it irish"
"no, but can you help me"
"yes ok"
THE NEWS
There have been reports of an animal attack missing limbs and organs the man has been identified as jonezzy burfd a truck driver...
The t.v scredn flicked of a young girl smiled and said LotsOfJuicyHumanMeet.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
LOLSKELETONS

On May 18, 2001, the famous movie Shrek was released in theaters. On May 19, 2001, college student Waldo Partix went to see the movie with his nephew, Jeff. He was instantly in love. Shortly after, he went to see the movie by himself, bringing his video camera. He recorded the entire movie. Right after seeing it again, he went home and proceeded to masturbate to the entire movie.
By June 25, 2001, Mr. Patrix had shut out his entire family. His longtime boyfriend, Henry Goodman, had left him and not heard from him for weeks. On September 6, 2001, Mr. Patrix had made a rare public appearance. His right arm had a noticeably larger muscle mass than ever before. 
After disappearing again, no one had heard from Mr. Patrix until November 12, 2001. He sent a letter to CBS, saying that he thought that they should have a Shrek-tastic life. On November 13, 2001, his skeleton was discovered alongside his roommate's skeleton. Both were dead from over-masturbation, the common cold, and setting themselves on fire. Upon seeing the skeletons, officer Leeroy Dickens started laughing, saying "LOL, skeletons!"
And thus, LOLSKELETONS was born.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:THERY
Category:Shrek
Category:Skeletons
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Shortpasta
LOLSKELETONS Theory

you know that admin? LOLSKELETONS? well I have a theory about him you see you know how he deletes peoples pastas? if they aren't added to the list (October 2013 update: RIP list) and they don't seem to post again? some people say they are too butthurt to try again but I think its something more. you know how his profile says he is the harbinger of death? well I believe if you make a shitty pasta or forget to add it to the list he not only deletes your pasta but also EATS YOUR SOUL! with a side helping of fries and a large soda and your skeleton pops out and becomes his best friend.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:THERY
Category:Skeletons
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Shortpasta
LOST

LOST. Oh yes. Have you ever been lost? People who get lost, sometimes, they never get found.
...I wonder where they go? I bet you do too. But don't. Or better yet, forget you started reading this. Go away.
What? You're intereasted. I see. You'd rather read this, because you have nothing better to do.
So I'll tell you. About a girl. Her name? I have no idea. Lets call her Chell.
Chell decided to go out one night. She went to the pub. Got a few drinks. She went on a drunken stroll.
Chell went into a forest. It was dark, she couldn't see where she was going. Did she even care? No.
She stumbled into a hole. She shadows hid her. She hit her head, she fell unconcious.
Chells parents went looking for her the next morning. they found the hole she had stumbled into.
Chell was not there. Chell had vanished.
There where no animals in that forest. That forest was empty.
Of course, there would be possibilities that someone kidnapped her. But that wasn't the case.
The forest she had stumbled into was sacred. It's history was very gruesome.
Young girls were taken deep into the forest, bound by rope so they could not escape, and left there over night. The morning after, not even the rope would have been left.
No one knew what lived in the forest, but if there were no sacrifices within a fortnight, people started to vanish.
So to keep the phantom of the forest happy, sacrifices were left in the forest every week.
No one enters the forest, because they fear the stories surrounding it.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
LOUIE

SO I WAS PLAYIN PIKMIN 2 WHEN OLIMAR HIT LOUEI. LOUEI GREW RED EYES AND KILLED OMILAR!!!!!!!!!!!! I03IPRKPRDAKOG BOIQADIOJK iokjIJA 0OIaopo9dok ok nO HAIR DRESSES NOOOOO
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Vidya games
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:One sentence
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Shortpasta
LUCKY CHARMS: HAUNTED

i always loved lucky charms as a kid
i felt nostalgic so i bought a box of lucky charms at a garage sale
the box had lucky who's face was all bloody and covered in scars but i thought this was just an error the people making this made
i poured the cereal in and it was normal
then...
i poured the milk in and...
and...
THE MILK WAS POURING BLOOD
BLOOD
and it was hyper realistic
...
ever since that, i have never ate lucky charms ever since
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Shortpasta
LUIGI

Ever since that night, I couldn't even go outside and face the day. My brother was a fanatic for Nintendo (who else isn't) and I was just a regular joe. He recently got Luigi's Mansion and played it on the Nintendo GameCube; leaving me to do nothing but watch Netflix in my room. One night, my brother went into my room, being 5 years old, he would ask dumb questions like "Why's the sky blue" or "How can a frog make noise". But this question, got my attention. He asked me...
"Why did Luigi kill Mario?"
I looked at him like 'What the fuck?', and I asked him, "What? What did you say?"
"Why did Luigi kill Mario?" He repeated.
"I don't know," I answered, "Maybe he got ticked off or something."
"He did look pretty upset with Mario," said my brother, "He must of did something to make Luigi mad."
I went to play the game myself, and sure enough, I did see something. 
I press start on the game and it took me to where my brother saved the game. And it loaded me to a room where you fight Bowser at the end of the game. As Luigi walked up to Bowser, he just looked at Mario, then back at Bowser. He pointed at Mario and Bowser just breathed fire at Mario; burning him alive. Mario shouted in pain his last words, "Mama Mia!".
I just stared at the screen. Why would Luigi do this? Then Luigi just stared at me with burning hatred and a text box appeared in green.
"You thought Bowser worked alone?"
The game shuted itself off, as if I haven't played it yet. I loaded the game up, and it was just fine, I beat Bowser and saved Mario. It was fine and normal. 
I didn't know what happened, or why nobody saw what I saw. But I'll tell you one thing. I should've known Luigi was behind it all.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Mario
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
L IS REAL 2401

L IS REAL 2401
L IS REAL 2401L IS REAL 2401L IS REAL 2401
L IS REAL 2401L IS REAL 2401
I PLAYIN SUPER MARIO 46 OK. I KIL GOSTS AND GO TO FONTAN GESS WHAT THE FUCK I SAW
L IS REAL 2401L IS REAL 2401L IS REAL 2401
L IS REAL 2401
AND AL THE SUDEN LUEGEE SAID L IS REAL 2401
AND HE POPED OUT AND SAID IM THE BEST AND KILED MARIO AND THEN I PLAY AS LUEGEE AND IT WAS VERY FUNY BECAUSE PEERENCESS FRYED A CAKE FOR MAREO AND LUIGE ATE THE CAKE AND PRENCESS WENT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
L IS REAL 2401
L IS REAL 2401
L IS REAL 2401
L IS REAL 2401
L IS REAL 2401
IN 2401 L WILL BE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Unfunny
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Shortpasta
La Vista Motel (Creepypasta)

I take another sip of my beer as I watch the sun slowly go down over the horizon. I sigh as I walk back inside to my room. It's just another night at "La Vista Motel." When I get to my room, I see light ocming out from under the door. "That's weird. I could swear I turned the lights off." It must be house cleaning. I unlock the door and walk in only to find that the room is empty, void of any visible life.
"Hello? Anybody in here?"
I reach to my back pocket for my knife. Suddenly, loud clashing and banging comes from the bathroom. A chill goes down my spine as I hear something trying to open the door. I ready myself as the door opens, and out walks the maid. "What the hell was all that banging?!" I yell in somewhat of an embarrassed tone. "I was changing the air filter. I dropped the screen." Great, now I look like a dick. "What was wrong with the door?" What could they say? The knob is broken? "My cart was in the way." I slowly nod my head. "Sorry for the 20 questions." He forces a smile and responds, "No problem." He walks out and closes the door behind him.
I shake my head. Damn creepypastas, they are finally starting to get to me. Forgetting what I thought I open up my laptop and go into a creepypasta thread on /x/. An hour later, I've read almost every story. I close it up and turn on the television.
Static.
Hmm, that's weird. I get up and hit the TV a few times, change the channel, turn it on and off, and adjust the antenna, but nothing works. It figures. I glance over at the clock and realize it's 11 o'clock. That can't be right. The sun only went down an hour or so ago...or did it? How long was I on the computer? Then the lights flickered a few times and died. I try the TV, hoping to get some light from that...nothing.
Then I see its light from the corner of my eye. I whip around and see the alarm clock, digital numbers rapidly changing. "What the fuck?!" I take out my cell phone to Illuminate the path to the clock. As I flip it open and look at the ground, I'm horrified at what I see.
"Oh god..." Bugs were crawling all over the floor, over pale skin pieces.
Eating.
Feeding.
Living.
I dropped my phone in shock. Its light is quickly consumed by the bugs. I feel them crawling up my legs.
Biting.
Ripping.
Tearing.
"FUCK!" I jump to the light switch. I feel around on the wall for it, but that's when I feel...it. It's soft, but cold. I can feel hair as I run my hand over it. It's familiar, but I can't think of what it is...but then I realize. It's skin, crudely stuck in random places of the wall. I retract my hand quickly but put it back on as the bugs get higher on my leg.
Tearing.
Ripping.
Biting.
Then I find it! I flick it on as quickly as I can. Suddenly, I wake up from sleep, laptop still open, laying on top of me. I'm covered in sweat. Damn it, this happens every night. I look to see what time it is - 1:22. I sigh as I roll over and drift back to sleep.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Dreams
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Lack of Intelligence Copypasta

I think there is a general lack of intelligence for a large amount of users on this sub.
One of the main factors in me coming to this conclusion is users inability to debate objectively and factually about topics. They are not able to respond addressing the subject matter of comments in many instances.
Perhaps like the mind of a child, users do not have the ability to respond with factual comments, so they resort to name calling.
Calling people racist seems to be a particular go to word for users in an attempt to silence debate.
Calling people stupid seems to be another tactic for users, to try silence debate.
These mannerisms are what you might expect from children. This leads me to conclude that many users have not formed a mature brain and generally lack intelligence.
This is not reflected in society as a whole, so it is rather fascinating to see this on the sub. What causes these users to gather togethor on redit, it's very interesting to see.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Shortpasta
Lady Gaga's Secret

Although not many people know this, Lady Gaga, born Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, holds a terrible secret from her fans.
She is a demon.
Yes. Remember that song Paparazzi?? Well, that contains an extremely Satanic message when played backwards. I intended to prove this when I brought back-stage-tickets for one of Gaga's concerts. As I approached her, she asked me whether or not I wanted her autograph or not, and I said yes. However, when I brought up the subject of Paparazzi-reversed, she slapped me on the cheek, and shouted:
SHUT IT! SHUT YOUR F*CKING MOUTH!!!!!! AAGGG!!!!!!
And I was then asked to leave the room. Looking back on it, when I was slapped, the wound hurt much more than the usual slap, and felt more like setting your cheek on fire. Because I couldn't get anything out of Lady Gaga herself, I decided to chat with some of her producers. When I mentioned Paparazzi-reversed, they said that they had no idea what the hell Paparazzi was, apart from a news-reporter who takes photos of famous people for money. I explained, and then showed them the music video; they began to cry silver liquid, and then confessed to their crimes, but made me swear not to tell Lady Gaga what they had done by confessing.
This Is What They Said:
'We were a major part of Gaga's rituals...her...Satanic...rituals...she-she-she she worshipped Lucifer, and often gave constant 'offerings' of human hair, skin, and blood to demons of all shapes and sizes...their plans were to turn everyone, child and adult, into Satanists by releasing Paparazzi, or, when played in reverse 'Star Above Lucifer'. It was not until recently that she revealed her true form to us producers...s-s-s-s she...she had very pale skin, and white eyes, with red and green hair, and a forked, black tongue...It constantly spoke in muffled chants, and couldn't stop bleeding from his, her, or its mouth...Her limbs are un-countable, and I'd estimate the height to be about 20 feet, and the width to be 9 feet.'
Then the two producers fell to the floor, coughing up blood and ash. Their last words were:
"K-K-K-K-K KILL G-G-G GAGA!"
Before crying more silver liquid and blood, then turning to white foam, similar to the sort you'd find in a fire-extinguisher. At that moment, I just ran. I just ran and ran and ran.
But I know exactly what I have to do now.
I MUST KILL LADY GAGA!
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:YT Readings
Category:Old Shit
Lalaloopsy TV Series Season 2 Episode 29

Is anyone familiar with Lalalooopsy TV Series? It's a cute animated show made by Splash Entertainment and MGA Entertainment.
Well, there was one time, MGA Entertainment ACCIDENTALLY aired the episode that was NEVER released due to its content. Also, Pinkie Pie was supposed to appear in this episode.
Moms and dads blamed the staff that this episode alone scared their kids to death with all the content in it. Last night, I saw it. When I was playing ROBLOX on my computer, some old man opened the door and was holding the VHS, it was from Canada, my country.
It was labeled: "Lalaloopsy Season 2 Episode 29 Pinkie Pie's Death", Pinkie Pie? Pinkie Pie wasn't SUPPOSED to be in The Show!
It was a unaired Lalaloopsy TV Series episode. So I went to my bedroom and grabbed some milk with some cheetos. I got out my citizen VHS player (which I still use from a long time ago) and popped it in.
At first, there was 15 minutes of static and then the intro played. It looked perfectly normal, then the episode's title was shown. The story begins with Jewel opening the door like normal and looking at the newspaper, the newspaper read:
"PINKIE PIE PASSED AWAY! THE FUNERAL WILL BE LIVE AT 6:00 PM".
Jewel laughed and then stared at her clock, meaning that she's going to be in the funeral anyway, along with Trinket. It then showed the scene of both on a car, then it cuts to static. It then looked like both looking at tombstones until I saw 2 knifes falling, I heard Jewel and Trinket scream. It then showed both's dead bodies.
Then it cuts to static again, the thing I could make in the static is Pinkie Pie DYING FOR 10 TIMES!
Suddenly it cut to Trace E. at Jewel and Trinket's tombstone. She said: "Oh my god! Jewel and Trinket is dead! Noooooo!". Her talking sounds similar to Spot Draws the Line. Then the shot of Mango playing with her ukeuele is seen from the episode Mango's Mainland Holiday. When she plays the ukeuele, the picture of Trace E. in Chalk Land is seen, she was staring RIGHT at me. Then there was a close-up of her and then it cuts to static.
After the static, the credits played followed by 15 minutes of static. I took the VHS out and ripped it up in half.
Now guys, if you see the VHS labeled: "Lalaloopsy Season 2 Episode 29 Pinkie Pie's Death", JUST DESTROY IT!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:DIALOGUE!
Lament for a Lost Pup

One day I found a lost pup in the street.
Its fur muddy-brown spotted with black.
A very little dog, possibly a terrier cross.
I picked it up at once and took it home.
My brother wanted it for a snack, and we fought.
Then my mother took my mongrel away
And I never saw my little bundle of fur again. 
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Lamentations of an Article for Deletion

I thought I was good,
But now I must cry,
Here in the dark vaults
of Creepypasta Wik-i.
My writer loved me,
nurtured me,
and more,
but I guess I'm just destined
for the cutting room floor.
Some day they'll learn
to accept my writer's beauty,
otherwise their hearts
shall be o'ercame with blind malignancy.
Oh please say it!
You'll cry everytime
Or you'll become the victim
of a chain letter crime.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Shortpasta
Lamperia's Bottle of Mysterious Tears

It all started like any normal creepy pasta, there was blood, and a knife...and noodles in a pot. She was cooking dinner when the knife magically flew at her noodles, and spilled them. She was so distressed, she cut her arms off and tried to eat them, because her noodles were dirty now. The only possession she owned in her inventory was a crystalline flask filled with a strange liquid. Upon first examination, it was just a pretty bottle that cost 345 gold. But if you looked closer, you saw that you were getting ganked. Stop looking at your items, noob.
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Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Demins and Debbils
Category:Wall of Text
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
Lario.jpg

Hello, It's a me Lario. 
If you do not repost this image 9 times to 9 different people in 9 different sites in less than 9 hours, you will suffer my 9 day curse.
On Day 1, when you go to the bathroom, a skeleton will pop out of your ass and kill you
On Day 2, you will forgot how to breath and die during 9 pm
On Day 3, when you walk outside, a 9 year old will stab you 9 times in the chest and you will bleed to death
On Day 4, you will be hit by a missile and die
On Day 5, you will turn into a pizza, then you will eat yourself to death
On Day 6, Pepino will jump out of a corner and you will die from a heartattack
On Day 7, 6 chimpanzees will spawn and they will maul you to death
On Day 8, nothing happens, you still die anyway
On Day 9, I will teleport behind you and i will kill you to death, and then you will die
Now hurry, spread the word
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Shortpasta