Anata Wa Orokadesu

I knew it was spooky lost media, but I didn't except it to be scary lost media
Ever since Roly-Polys got found, I always wanted to play it. I mean I always wanted to play that dog damn game ever since I heard about it existing. So I went to the internet to find a physical copy. Hold it, a physical copy? Yes, I want to own the game rather than downloading it off of the internet. 
I found a cheap copy of it going for 0.99 cents. Oh wow, what a dream, a nice dream, a wonderful dream. It even came with the box! I made my purchase instantly and waited it to arrive to my house. Once it got to my house I booted the game up on my computer that runs windows 3.1, yes really. It's the one where I play older games on.
The game seemed to be normal, except for a flash of what seems to be a dog with a knife. SCARY!! right? Not really. So anyways, I clicked on F, it seemed normal, till the fox (Cho) shot the dog (Pon). He just stood there dead for the rest of the segment. I could even see blood leaking out of his dead body. When the segment ended, everything returned back to normal. Weird. I then went to go click on U. The ferret (George) just stared at the camera for 5 seconds before he said something like this.
"I, Georgey, give a toast to Soupdude for successfully running doom on a microwave. Congratulations Soup, hope you enjoy your meals." 
He then drank something from a cup. After that it kicked back to the menu with all the leters. The weird thing is that Soupdude the account I use for this PC, and I did run doom on the microwave. What is going on here?
The next letter I clicked was C. It's that crab (Okhotsk), I don't really like him much because he looks creepy. Anyways hatred aside, he was trying to kill a blue lobster to cook (they are both crustations, is that cannibalism?). Instead of killing the lobster he kills himself, accidentally. His body lays there on the screen, with the knives there. I forgot to mention that this was on live tv in the game. HE DIED ON TV. AND THE CROWD IS LAUGHING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! WHY? THAT IS FUCKED UP. Ah em, did I tell you this game was made for kids?
When I went back to the menu, he was gone. So he is actually dead. I went to go click on K, cool. This was the most uninteresting thing I have ever watched. Up until it randomly showed an image of my house. Like my actual house, with cat decoration included. HOW? THIS GAME IS OLDER THAN ME! HOW THE FUCK WOULD AN OLD ASS PC GAME KNOW WHERE I LIVE!!!!!! Ah em. Sorry there got a bit to angry. I'm sorry
After all that, I went to go click on the characters to mess around with them. Some parts seemed normal while other parts seemed strange to include. I'll list some off. The fox's description says that he ate him all and said it was tasty, the dog's bio said that he is immortal, the peacock's description calls her a stripper, the monkey's (Banatan) description calls him a bitchless loser, and the ferret's description said that he "eat, sleeps, fortnite and repeats it all" whatever that means.
I tried to leave the game now. Instead of the closing screen, I got greeted with the dog smoking weed. Strange. There was text on the bottom. It said たくさんセックスしたよ. I do not know what that means but I think it means something bad. My computer was stuck there, refusing to exit the program. Strange, but I wanted to exit the program. Come on, come on!!!!! My pc fans were being loud. OH NO! THAT ISN'T GOOD. Out of nowhere, my computer fucking explodes and dies because of the program. I fucking hate this.
I then thought about the game for a bit. Why were at least 2 deaths on screen? Why does the game know what I do? Why does the game know where I live? I sat there for a moment, thinking. Till I realized something. That game is cursed. No wonder why it was lost. When I bought that copy of the game, my life had been getting terrible. It is becoming easy to connect. No wonder why my head hurts, its the god damn game.
So I set fire to that game copy and told myself to not buy 0.99 cent games, instead by 0.98 cent games.
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