I GOT GTA6 EARLY!!!!!! (UNBOXING) (LEAKED FOOTAGE) (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (GONE SATANIC) (IN THE HOOD) (ALMOST DIED)

So I know someone who works for Rockstar and I asked him if he would be able to get me a copy of GTA 6 early and he said he could but he had to warn me that it was a very early unfinished copy and it would be very glitchy, but whatever I didn't care, it was GTA6!
After nearly a month of waiting for the game to come, I saw a delivery van pull up outside my house, "that's odd" I said, "It's 3am, nothing gets delivered this late" but I didn't care, I went out and signed for the package and brought it back into the house, I opened it up and on the box the words GRAND THEFT AUTO 6.66 were drawn in crude black crayon and the cover art was pictures of actual dead bodies covered in blood, but I thought nothing of it thinking it was just a placeholder, after all it is an early copy.
I opened the box and the disc art was just the Fun Is Infinite easter egg from Sonic CD, however on the top of disc were the words GRAND THEFT AUTO 6.66 written in what looked like my own blood but I ignored it and put the disc in my PlayStation, and I wish hadn't....
When I put the disc in it started up, but when it got to the Rockstar logo instead of saying Rockstar it said "WELCOME TO HELL", then it went to the loading screen, you know how in every GTA game the loading screens are cartoonish and stylized? Well that's not what this loading screen was, instead it was hyper-realistic pictures of every GTA protagonist like Claude, Tommy, CJ, Niko, even the more obscure spin-off protagonists like Toni, Victor and Huang, with blood pouring out of where there eye sockets should be, a joker like smile carved into their mouths and their limbs torn off and thrown in a corner, these extremely graphic images nearly made me throw up and want to cry, but I powered on because It's GTA6, and after all Rockstar are known for putting graphic and controversial things in there games, I also noticed it said loading GTA.exe, "that's odd" I said "I thought the game was called GTA 6.66?"
When the game started up the graphics were very bad, like PS1 level, not top-down like the original PS1 GTA games, it looked more like the original Driver, what I thought was really odd though was the fact that the game was in black and white, with the only bit of colour being the water, which was filled with blood.
As I walked around I noticed every single NPC was not human, no, they looked more Satanic with horns sticking out of their heads, bright red skin and they were 8 feet tall.
Unfortunately there were no missions or side missions to do, but whatever it's an early build.
After running around for a while I found my first weapon, a chainsaw, I went up to one of the satanic NPCs and attacked him with it, the chainsaw graphically cut his head off with hyper-realistic blood splattering everywhere, onto buildings, cars, other pedestrians, even my own character, I was shocked and sickened at how graphic this was for such a non-graphically impressive game, but once I snapped out of my shocked state I realized that killing NPCs returns some of the colour to the game and the graphics get slightly better every time you kill an NPC, I run around killing a bunch of NPCs, after killing 10 NPCs I noticed the graphics went from Driver 1 to GTA3, I killed 10 more NPCs and the graphics went up to San Andreas levels, 10 more NPCs and the graphics went up to GTA4, 10 more NPCs and the graphics went up to GTA5, 10 more NPCs and the graphics went up to Red Dead Redemption 2, eventually I managed to bring the colour back to the game and it looked exactly how I imagined GTA 6 should look.
I got into a car and turned on the radio and all the songs lyrics were backwards and the beats were all slowed down and distorted, when one of the songs ended the DJ shouted "HAIL SATAN" at an earbustingly loud volume, this deafened me and broke my TV and PlayStation.
After playing this game I am now having incredibly vivid nightmares and I always wake up with the worst headache you could imagine.
I sent the game back to my friend with a warning explaining what happened and to destroy the disc and never play it, we can only hope he listens to this warning...
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