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Chuggo

Chuggo is a rapper who is dirtier than a sty.
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== Life ==
thumb|200px|Chuggo, taken in the month of July.
=== Childhood ===
Chuggo grew up in the hood of old Bed-Stuy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH C'MON FUCK A GUY!
His ethnicity? A third Irish, German, and Thai
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH C'MON BUMSEN EIN FREI!
His parents were neglectful, they didn't even try
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Though with presents, his feelings they certainly did buy
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=== Tragedy ===
When he was five years old, he saw his puppy die.
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His parents got a new one, an Alaskan Klee Kai
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=== Adolescence ===
When Chuggo grew up, he wanted to be a spy
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But his dreams were soon crushed, as he went to DeVry
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In search of a future, he started training to be a rabbi
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That, too, failed, when he continually mispronounced "Baruch atah adonai"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH קדימה, לעזאזל בחור!
=== Rap Career ===
Chuggo was found by a man who was fly
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He lived off the streets but rose to the sky
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== Nutritional habits ==
Chuggo orders burgers with milkshakes and fries
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He tells kids to eat veggies, but he's living a lie
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He says he eats zucchini, but he much prefers pies
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH C'MON THAT GOES TO YOUR THIGHS!
In 1937, the Japanese invaded the city of Shanghai.
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=== Fitness ===
Chuggo is in good shape, healthy and spry
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He stays fit through baseball, squash, and jai alai
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He's a champion bass fisher too, FYI
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He caught so much fish he could have a fish fry
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== Rap Style ==
His lyrics are witty, innovative, and dry
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Chuggo can make you laugh, he can make you cry
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But it's still best to listen when you are high
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Pick up his album before you fucking die
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'Cause when you listen to Chuggo, your end is nigh!
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== See Also ==
*Try to watch this video; c'mon, just try
*AHH, C'MON FUCK A GUY
Category:Gangsta Rappers Category:Nightmares Made Flesh
Church of Architect

The Church of Architect is a cult founded in 847 AD by Winona Ryder in an attempt to further her then dying acting career, though the cult was originally designed as a scam (much like Mormonism), its original purpose has been forgotten, and it has since became one of the leading religions in the world.
==Structure==
The Church of Architect has a complex hierarchy which makes the Vatican seem like Chutes and Ladders. A simple and greatly abridged explanation is given below.
===Architecture Schools===
Architecture schools are brainwashing farms where boys and girls with IQs tending to zero are brainwashed by people with a massive inferiority complex. They are trained to procrastinate and strut like gays and lesbians. At the end of every semester is a decathlon type event where these zombies engage in backstabbing each other in order to worm their way into the good books of the above mentioned psychopaths. This is also vital training for their sycophantic career.
 
===The Customer===
At the bottom of the church hierarchy is the Customer. The Customer is the one who mindlessly gives money to the higher ups in the church in exchange for services which are never properly delivered. However, the Customer seems to insist upon the honesty and integrity of the higher ups and constantly insists that there must be a good reason for all the delays.
===The Hired Hand===
The Hired Hands put everything together. They do most of the grunt work involved. They, much like the Customers, are forbidden to question the whim of the upper hierarchy for fear of unknown divine retribution. These poor fellows hope to make a big name in the field but find it impossible before their teeth start falling out.
===The Contractor===
The Contractor is the one the Customer most directly deals with. The Contractor is the one who calls the shots on the field; they are the go between for the Customer and the Architect. The Contractor also has the immense ability to screw any design of the architect by throwing tantrums or finding loopholes in the "Holy Design". So, if the architect needed a yellow floor but didn't say anything about the flooring, rest assured that it will only be sand.
===The Engineer===
The Engineer is the only person more boring than the Architect. Rumour has it that they are the ones who interpret the designs of the Architect and make them understandable/safe. These rumours have never been confirmed however, as they could result in terrifying divine retribution for those who dare question the Architect's Perfectness. However a determined Engineer can drag down any Architect from his or her AC cabin and trash their plans to tatters.
===The Architect===
The Architect is the man who designs it all, the man at the top. No one argues with him. Arguing with the Architect could lead to divine retribution unimaginable by mortals. Few ever have direct contact with the Architect, though none ever doubt his existence. They are the touchiest people on Earth and if cornered break into a bawl and throw tantrums. They also kill kittens.
Category:Architecture
Category:Churches
it:Architetto
Church of Nihilism

A church that is widely unpopular. This fact is derived by the low number of people who actually attend weekly. The consensus among the Nihilist church-goers is that there's no point in getting up on Sunday because "we're all just going to die anyway."
==History==
On September 11th, 2001 Reverend Georgia O'Keefe of Iowa was involved in a sex scandal involving a 18-year-old boy she met on Wikipedia. This turned public opinion strongly against the Church of Nihilism, as if it didn't have it bad already. These and further surfacing offenses within the Church led to the eventual internment of Nihilists during the Nike Revolution in concentration camps by secret rogue groups of anti-nihilists collectively known as the Illuminated. Though the records have been destroyed and many normal people argue its existence, Nihilists consider this their Holocaust.
== Notable Members of the Nihilist Clergy ==
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== Nihilist in the news media ==
One member of the Nihilist church, Nihilist Bob achieved 11th place in the Annual Uncyclopedia Music Festival. He sang one of the Nihilistic church hymns called Nothing. The lyrics to nothing can be seen below.
Contrary to popular belief some nihilist are very spiritual people, that don't use the denial of a higher power as an excuse. some nihilist are nihilist because they may be angry with religion for certain reasons. i.e gay, serial killer, etc. while others are past this point of growth and actually attend churches covertly because they enjoy the sense of community and positiveness it brings in their lives.
== Nihilist Evangelization ==
Nihilists have been known to make pamphlets to convert people to their church. However, they don't go door to door, because "It's too much effort." If you want to be converted,you're going to have to go break in to one of their houses, and steal one.
Category:Churches
Category:People too smart to believe in God
bn:চার্চ অফ নিনিহিলিজ
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Church of Ross

United Faith Church of Ross (UFCR) was founded in 7305 D.A. (2008 A.D.) by the Great American philanthropist Damon Leto of St. Norbert College along the banks of the Fox River in De Pere, WI. This church was founded as the new American religion of the upper Midwest. The United Faith Church of Ross is a larger denomination that follows the teachings of the Wisconsin Rothlic Order, which is a Rothlic monastery located in Seymour, WI. 
== Beliefs and Customs==
The UFCR follows the writings of the Wisconsin Rothlic Order who in 5120 D.A. published the book known simply as “The Pages.” The Pages are considered sacred texts and are looked upon by the UFCR members as a Catholic would look upon the Bible. Another thing that many Rothlic faith followers practice is the Calendar of Birth, which marks every day after the Birth of Ross as the Days After or simply D.A. for example the UFCR was founded in 7305 D.A. or 7,305 days after Ross was born. Another Custom for members of the UFCR is that they celebrate all saints holidays and all religious holidays by sitting at home and accomplishing nothing for that day as a tribute to the saint or deity that day is named after. The UFCR is also a communal church, much like the Mormon Church of the 1800’s. They practice community holdings.
== Communion ==
In the UFCR they celebrate communion on Fridays and Wednesdays. However Communion is given on Sundays but is option. Communion consists of readings from the pages, followed by Rants about fellow members of the congregation, and then all members partake in a breaking of bread and the community dinner is held after to ensure a close church atmosphere.
== Wisconsin Rothlic Order ==
The Wisconsin Rothlic Order is a monastery founded along the banks of the River Valley in 5114 D.A. (2002 A.D.) and has become the leading organization in charge of governing the United Faith Church of Ross. This monastery was created to provide an alternative to the Judeo-Christian values that have been taught for countless years in the region. This Order provides a new way of religion based a mixture of scientific and moral values that teach the values of Ross of Isaar.
Although followed by the UFCR, the Wisconsin Rothlic Order does not claim to be connected to this later counterpart in a direct sense. Instead they accept that the UFCR looks to this monastery for religious guidance. Members of the Monastery include some of the founding members and also include multiple saints in their ranks. 
== Popular Readings From The Pages ==
To be added later. Need to find the book first. 
Ah.. here it is...
Lewd Acts of the Apostles
== Saints and prophets ==
*Ross of Isaar (Founder of Rothlic Faith)
*Skylark Bauman (Prophet)
*Andrew Hawk (Prophet)
*St. Alexander Vanger (The Accountant)
*St. Matthew Haskell (The Tall)
*St. Kristen Wolf (The Good)
*St. Lucifer Augustus Winston Alabaster Nomad (The Young)
Category:Religion
Cincinnati Reds

The Cincinnati Reds are a team in Pro League Baseball. They started functioning around the time that God had his second child, Tyrannosaurus Sex. Therefore, they are considered the first baseball team ever and, as an added bonus, they got to be the first 25 of Jesus' Disciples.
== History ==
The Reds were founded by God after a night out on the town with an anonymous woman, who gave birth to Tyrannosaurus Sex. He named Peter Griffin the team's President/CEO. The team went 0-0, with a winning percentage of .000 in it's inaugural season. This can be attributed to a lack of competition available and the non-invention of baseball at the time. The next season, they played their one and only game against the Connectthedots McMahons and won by forfeit after the entire team died in a staged limousine explosion on June 11th, 2007 B.C. Shortly After, the MLB was formed. That season, they went 1-54, with their only win coming against what was then known as the Los.
== More History ==
The only other league this team has ever competed (we think) in, is Pro League Baseball. They were placed in the NL Central Division. This way, they look better because they have 6 teams instead of five. They are relegated to playing the Houston Assholes like 4334548594575896547 times a year, while playing the Chicago Cubs slightly less. Of course, nobody gives a shit about the Pirates, who haven't won a game since 1337 AD. They play more games than any other team every year (578957847965667455496), and yet, they still remain well below .500. Will they ever beat the St. Louis Cardinals? The world may never know, as long as Albert Poo-holes is running things.ummm chicken is good
== Current Roster ==
=== Pitchers ===
*33. Jose Arredonderp
*30. Travis 2x4
*20. Homer Bailey
*35. Chuck Norris
*01. John Cena
*79. Oscar Wilde
*-2. Naruto
=== Batters ===
*21. Buddha McHattenberger
*3. Ken Crippyboy Jr.
*44. Adam Git-R-Dunn
*01.John Cena
*30. Pikachu
*2. Mounted Singing Sea Bass
*9000. Vegeta
*9001. Goku
*01. John Cena
*26. Bizarro Jesus
*33. John Elway
*1T586. Robot Chicken
*15. Billy Ray Cyrus' mullet
*37. Corky Miller ...nuff said
=== Manager ===
Legend has it, that there once was an old man by the name of Jesus Franco. He was manager from 1476-1961 and the father of popular ballplayer, Julio Franco. He died at the ripe old age of 485 due to complications associated with hemhorroids. A rabbit chef named Dusty Baker assumed the position recently and the Reds have continued their trek to suckdom. Dusty won't stand for people "clogging up the bases."
== Notable Former Players ==
*Aaron Harangatang
*Ken Ineverusedsteriodsgriffey Jr.
*Bizarro Jesus 
*John Cena
*Huckelberry Finn
*Kurt Cobain
*Oscar Wilde
*Roger Clemens, after a rehab start at Class-AA 12-Step
*Nuck Chorris
*Goku
*Buddha
*Ron Jeremy's penis
*Frank Edwin Wright II
*William Joseph Legweak
*Alf
*Mickey Mouse
*Charles Manson
*Leon Trotsky (post-exile)
*John Lennon
*King James III
*Satan
*God
*Your left testicle
*Abraham Lincoln
*Pete Rose 
== See Also ==
*John Cena
*Ron Jeremy
*Oscar Wilde
*Pro League Baseball
*Tampa Bay Devil Rays
*Peter Griffin
category:Baseball teams
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Cinnamon

== Description ==
Cinnamon is a fictional drug invented by Jules Verne for his novel Dunes. Many consider cinnamon to be a wholly original and ingenious creation of Mr. Verne when, while in fact, it is a creation of the one and only lord .
In the book, cinnamon (also known as menage-a-trois) is the sperm of gigantic worms. People in the book are so fond of eating sperm that they eat some every day and it is the most valuable commodity in the universe. Cinnamon is said to prolong the life of those who eat it, as well as make their tits grow bigger. Seriously, I promise, just swallow it.
The popularity of the Dunes book among scientists prompted them to name the spice melange after cinnamon. This cinnamon, however, is not made of sperm—that's added later by the dudes who harvest it.
== Cinnamon Production ==
On a desert planet in the middle of nowhere (roughly 30 km West of the middle of nowhere, to be precise) is the largest known colony of giant worms. The average worm is between 7 and 500 km long, with a circumference which would make Oscar Wilde proud, and it is a favourite pastime of the local people to ride them. Riding giant worms is not something done lightly, it requires perfect precision and skill. The Worm rider first gently strokes the worm, talking to it, and generally making it happy. When they have aroused the attention of the worm, the rider leaps aboard and rides the worm for hours on end. This often - but not always - results in the production of Cinnamon, also known as Worm Sperm, or menage-a trois. 
This sperm is harvested by Pantomime trolls, purified by a process known as Salivus Ins, and sold by Crunk children at exorbitant rates on eBay.
== Health Benefits ==
There are many myths concerning the consumption of cinnamon, including virility, hair growth, and curing cancer, however the fact is that the only thing that Worm Sperm enhances is a sense of colour coordination, and breast development. consumption of sperm has been known to lead to jugs of monumental proportions, the likes of which have never been seen. It is widely rumoured that Anna Nicole Smith died of a sperm overdose.
== Recreational Use ==
Since the beginning of the 1990s, with the decline in popularity of recreational drugs such as Ice and Kittens, Cinnamon has become a popular party drug, due to its complete disregard for authority, and kick-ass attitude. Unfortunately what users fail to realise is that Cinnamon itself is not half as kick-ass as people think, but that all the drugs they have previously taken fucked them up so good that they wouldn't know the difference.
Cinnamon was #4 on the International Drug Intervention Outing Team's list of the Top Ten Things to Fuck You Up for three years running (2003-2005 inclusive) and has since been rated by several leading politicians as 'Seriously good shit' (King Lil Jon, 2005)
Eating cinnamon is known to make a mans sperm tastes better. The preferred method is to stir in half a teaspoon.
Category:Food
Citation

A citation is a tool authors use to legally copy, distribute, cite and downgrade others' works. It is found mostly in texts where they are used to distract their reader from the text itself by annoying them with obnoxious symbols and references. No reader, of course, takes these seriously because as everyone knows: anything found on the internet is automatically true. Citations are therefore a total waste of the users connection. This is why many webbrowsers have installed an automatic citation filter that blocks citations so that they are not downloaded.
==The History of Citations==
Citations date back to the texts by Plato, who used it extensively in his writings. Plato was very adept at citing and could therefore proudly pass on his knowledge of citations to his student, Aristotle. Plato and Aristotle dedicated their lives to spreading the use of citations, and it was because of them that the practice reached Egypt.
In Egypt, the citations found a new home within the Alexandrian Library. The citations prospered within the library, and slowly but surely evolved from their citational roots. With lots of books to infect and cite, the citations grew exponentially{{}}, and within weeks formed their own society and congressional courts. It didn't take long before the citations took over the library, and within a month of the liberation, the citations had taken over Egypt. Through clever use of text manipulation, the citations spread throughout the world.
From Egypt, the now evolved citations had an almost divine impact on the world. It is still tradition in Taiwan, for example, that in order to be successful in life you must cite at least 10 sources for every one thing you make up. Scientists today can only nod their heads in agreement when looking at the countless unsuccessful internet hogs that exist.
Citations have since been proven to be the cause of The Seven Plagues, human stupidity, global warming, the holocaust, entropy, human stupidity, and the 16-year overdue end of the 100 Year War.
==Examples Of Citations in Speech==
JACK: Oh my god Jill! Your mum is such a smokin' MILF !
JILL: She's 56, Jack!
JACK: Yumm, cougar, I don't mind 
JILL: Shut up about my mum or I will stab you!
JACK: I wanna fuck ya mum , Jill. Make it happen.
JILL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
JACK: Argggh!
Jill stands covered in Jacks blood 
JACK: You killed me. 
==Lack of Citations in popular culture==
Lack of citations can be found anywhere. Really. Lack of citing has become proper practice, and it is therefore common to find " " stuck to anything.
Some also find it funny to stick the tags to every word in a sentence.
Or two on the same word.
Three even.
Not four[ERROR!][ERROR!][ERROR!][ERROR!] though. 
Five works.
Sometimes you find sentences of purely tags. .
In fact, some sites have whole sections solely made up of tags. You really shouldn't trust those!
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==See Also==
*Recursion
*Self-reference
*UN:A#Cite_Your_Sources_or_Die
Category:Wiki
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
pt:Citação
Citizens Against Revolting Signatures

Citizens Against Revolting Signatures, or CARS, is a non-profit organization on Uncyclopedia that seeks to reduce the number of ugly signatures. Its stated goal is to "eliminate entirely the need to use ineffective eye shields on Uncyclopedia."
==Agenda==
CARS favors:
*A maximum 8% departure from any CARS-approved color scheme
*Blocks on users who make ugly signatures, with the block's length based on how long it will probably take the user in question to become sober
*An absolute ban on custom-sigging under the age of 21, with no exceptions for medical or religious purposes
*Image prohibition
*Helping victims of revolting signatures
==Decline in revolting signatures==
CARS claims that its programs, which make people aware of the dangers of signatures, have led to a decline in ugly signatures. According to the National Information Superhighway Traffic Safety Administration, Internet signatures are constantly becoming more aesthetically pleasing. In 2005, the average signature had 26.5 kilomondrians, as opposed to 17 in 1982. This increase is particularly dramatic when the giant increase in morons using the Internet is taken into consideration.
==History==
CARS was formed in January of 2005 by an unknown user. That user was bored out of his skull for many months, due to the complete lack of hideousness for him to disapprove of. Fortunately or unfortunately, his boredom ended in later that year, when revolting signatures first started appearing on Uncyclopedia.
CARS popularized the concept of "designated sigger". Designated siggers are artistically talented users who create custom signatures for users with the color-matching skills of Stevie Wonder.
Recently, CARS introduced its "7 by 2007" plan, which aims to reduce the percentage of people that go blind due to revolting signatures to 7% by 2007. To achieve this goal, its members regularly make random people go blind due to sharp sticks in the eye.
Category:Organizations
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
City

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A city, also known as three towns in a trench coat, is a large settlement, often of human inhabitants. Depending on the location, these inhabitants could also be fish people. The term "city" holds different meanings often depending on country and in some places the settlement can be very small comparatively, which means this word is useless. Modern naming conventions have kept the term around, seeing how such cities as Atlantic City, Mexico City, and Kansas City could be confused respectively with the Atlantic ocean, the nation of Mexico, or the worlds secondLookin' at you, Oklahoma. largest meth lab. Some other sweet little lies include Vatican City, which is an entire country. By contrast, the Empire of Rome, one of the largest ever to exist, was named after a single city. Reme.
Linguists around the world have determined this to be some prime rib tomfuckery.
== History ==
While the origins of the first cities is unknown, it is said in the BibleThis was revealed to me in a dream. that Jesus was the first mayor of Heaven, as elected democratically by Pontius Pilate, Judas, and the population of Golgotha. The ever-increasing human population at the time, fearing the wrath of the one true God and wild boars, would follow this example, erectingHeh. the first settlements in the approximate area of Mesopotamia.
== References ==
=== Footnotes ===
Category:Stub
Category:Cities