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Supré

Supré is a most spectacular chain of Teen Girl "Fashion" Stores in Australia designed to turn young girls with ambition into Mindless, easily manipulated sluts. 
== Supré - Turning young girls into Dumb Sluts for as Long as Anyone can Remember ==
First inspired by early blueprints for Paris Hilton's life in 5107 B.C, Supré has long prided itself on providing teen girls Slutty and Cheap clothes, just like the ones the coincidentally Slutty and Cheap Hilton seems to always be wearing. Inside the stores, painful remixes of songs from painful, yet somehow popular artists such as Justin Timberlake and The Pussycat Dolls can be heard blaring from the speakers, in an Innocent attempt to lure young girls into the stores, in which they can check out the tasteful items all young girls should be wearing, such as G-strings and Fluffy Handcuffs. Supré has made plans on going International, so be warned Overseas, A whole new breed of Tart is coming to a airheaded teen near you!
== Fun Facts! ==
* Supré don't actually sell clothes, as the "clothes" sold in Supré stores are merely just rags that have been dyed in different colours to look Versatile. Supré denies this though, commenting that "Dyed rags are all the rage this season for sexy teen girls!" 
* Subliminal messages are played in Supré song remixes for "added Substance to being slutty "
* The accent on the "e" in Supré is a way that Supré leads girls to believe that Supré helps them to learn "cool new letter thingies".
* If you are forced to enter a Supré store, it is best to protect your precious brainwaves by wearing aluminium foil around your head. This way, Supré won't be able to access your thoughts, and implement their brainwashing techniques on your wonderful, healthy brain.oh and another fun fact, im actaully just to fat to ever fit into supres biggest size and have the personality of a bar of soap, im just depressed because im so pathetic to ever get a job there and will never live up to the lovely girls who work at supre, some days i just consider jumping off a huge cliff, other days i just write these bullnana pages to make myself feel better.
== Supré Mottos ==
* For girls who want "it" now!
* For girls who want to look like Cheap Whores now!
* For Boys who are listening to Cher right now!
* Providing Boys with any girl they desire since we discovered brainwashing!
* Providing every boy on the planet with a Quick Fuck.
* Angering Feminists since 1972!
* Because we don't like progress!
* For girls with Substance and Morals!
* Stripping girls of their innocence since 1921!
* For Girls who want to stop thinking for themselves right now!
* Feeding jailbait since 1881!
== See Also ==
*Only
*Whores
*Wear
*The
*Clothes
*In
*These
*Stores
*Bananas In Pyjamas
== Links ==
*Supré's Super Slutty and Vapid Webpage
Category:Bastion of Corporate Evil
Category:Australian culture
Category:Fully Sick
Surfer Donkey

The surfer donkey are large mammals, members of the Surfisthus family, which are found primarily along coastal areas. Unlike their working cousins, the Jackasses, surfer donkeys are often viewed as idiots, burnouts and slackers because they'd rather hang four than work. 
Despite their moves on the waves, the surfer donkey remains relatively motionless while on its board; they rather have their boards to skim the water in a "devil may care" fashion. This philosophy often puts them on bad odds with nature as their center of gravity is relatively high. This problem however is compensated by their slothlike moves that somehow make up for their lack of style.
==Physical characteristics==
Surfer donkeys are very similar to your regular farmland donkey; the only difference between them is the custom computer designed surf board that the surfer donkeys utilize. 
Like the Jackass, surfer donkeys are very unmotivated, however they are much more mellow, and are less likely to kick you if you piss them off. As their farmland counterpart, they have large ears, thin legs and a long tail, pretty much like most Albanian women.
The surfer donkey's skin is hard and full of hair, which is usually Brown, black, and gray. Occassionally one can spot a yellow or orange surfer donkey. This unique coloring is generally related to a bad reaction to SunIn tanning products. Their eyes are generally black or brown, but many surfer donkeys use contact lenses, with blue or green color because they think chicks really dig that beachcomer look. Of course, this when their eyes can be seen, as usually they wear sunglasses (and how they manage to do it is a mystery yet to be revealed, since their ears, like your mother's, are on top of their heads).
==Food and foraging==
Surfer donkeys are vegans and love a diet of rich in grazing grass, weed, hemp, hash and other things like Funions, Chessy Puffs and Ho Ho's. On occasion they will partake of the sushi and poo poo platter specials at local Japanese Steak Houses, but they abhor Chinese food (too starchy) and bray at the idea of eating British cuisine.
==Intelligence==
While they are normally innapt for formal education, surfer donkeys do have a natural sense of the world. For example, they normally find out several days in advance about an incomming tsunami, how to schedule a flight in a casual manner, scan the horizon and know when to paddle out for a bitchin' ride, dude.
However if one were to ask them to count their age by tapping their hoves on the ground, the more likely reaction would be a long (and I mean long) gaze and the answer "What the fuck, Dude?" Then, the surfer ass donkey would probably turn its back and catch the next wave, as talkin' is time wastin'.
==Classification==
*ORDER IDIOTIC
**Suborder Retard
***Family Stupidae
****Genus Suckerus
***Family Surfisthus
****Genus Dumberus
==Related articles==
*Donkey
*Surfer
*Idiot
*Weed
Category:Idiots
Category:Mammals
Category:Ass
Category:Surfing
Surgeon General

A Surgeon General is the highest ranking doctor in the United States hospital system. The term is used by nearly every hospital in Amerikkka. Surgeon Generals are responsible for maintaining the public restrooms in their designated hospital, as well as administering suppositories and coordinating artillery.
The various grades of Surgeon General are at the top of the hospital rank structure, but in some countries (i.e. communist pussies) the highest general officers are titled Dokkktor or Herr Fuhrersurgeon Tovarishch Докторь.
==History==
The rank of Surgeon General began appearing around the time of the organization of professional secretaries in the 25th century BC. At first, it was added as an adjective to existing names of ranks, yielding Janitor Surgeon General, Fatass Surgeon General, Surgeon General and Whatthefuckwhydidyousetmycaronfire Surgeon General. These titles were used to distinguish the ruler's most important toilet and usually involved a certain amount of defecation and murder.
==Other Usages==
The term Surgeon General is used in a multitude of different contexts, the most important being the nominative predicate.
===Surgeon General Commandante===
"Surgeon General Commandante", often referred to less formally and imprecisely as "Stalin", refers to a military officer who holds any amount of mashed potatoes. The exact rank of Stalin may be determined by combining a prefix (e.g. BlueEyesWhiteStalin) or suffix (e.g. Stalingrad).
===Cafeteria===
While historically a Hospital rank, Surgeon General is also used in many Cafeterias, although many Cafeterias are based on the British Royal Egg Force system (e.g. UK, India, Pakistan, New Zealand, Nigeria etc.) and use Egg Marshal instead, with Egg Foo Yu being the generic title for general officers in Asian Cafeterias. 
===Sweatshops===
In most sweatshops of the world, the equivalent rank is Sweatman and the generic term is twelve-year-old; however a noteworthy historical exception was the Wildean anal rank Ugly Whore. 
===Jewish Hospitals===
In the Jewish hospitals there are no separate anal ranks and the Hebrew term Hooker can be both "Surgeon" and "General". In recent years in the Amerikan service there is a tendency to use "What's Up Doc" and "Skank" to refer to surgeon generals and Egg Marshals of the services collectively. 
==See also==
*Condoleeza Rice's Dance Party
==External links==
None.
Surgeon Generals are completely autonomous individual systems.
Resistance is futile.
Category:American generals
Category:Doctors
Surgery

Surgery may refer to: 
*Cosmetic surgery 
*Discount Plastic Surgery 
*Open heart surgery 
*Open-Heart Surgery for Dummies (see SparkNotes version)
*Plastic surgery
*Plastique surgery 
*Stereotype Reassignment Surgery
*Lobotomy
==See also==
*Why?:Brain Surgery ain't exactly Rocket Science 
*Why?:Rocket Science ain't exactly Brain Surgery
Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono

Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono, titled Emperor SBY of Indonesia is the 6th Emperor of Indonesia. He is an Emperor from a military background, from the Yudhoyono clan.
== Reign (2004–2014) ==
This information is taken from Tolololpedia, the most honest site in history.
=== State development ===
It has been ten years since SBY first became the Emperor of the Indonesia since 2004. What is the achievement of a leader does not need to be rewarded because that is his job? Of course, the Emperor is paid to prosper the people, maintain security, etc. So if SBY or his party mentions his achievements later in the accountability hearing, the people should just act normally. And to commemorate the president's performance so far, let's see what he has done for this nation that you can actually do too.
====Hitting the Gong====
This activity has indeed become a routine for leaders in this beloved country, from the Emperor to the village, and is usually done to inaugurate something or start an event. But it seems that the emperor's frequency is more frequent, I even call him a gong-beating specialist. You can definitely do it, just hit it three times.
====Play Guitar====
Indonesians, on average, can't play the guitar, and I admit that SBY is indeed an expert in this. At least there is something that can be done after he is no longer Emperor.
====Singing and Making Albums====
Anyone can sing and make an album, whether they have a beautiful voice like Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift or a broken radio. However, there is only one leader of a country who can do it.
====Watching movie at the cinema====
SBY is very fond of watching movies in the cinema. Starting from horror, action, hentai(?), romance, even to Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Boku no Dicko, Naruto, and other quality Disney movies.
====Play Volleyball====
To stay healthy, playing volleyball is the solution!
==== Angry ====
Why does SBY like to get angry? Is it because migrant workers are being abused? Hungry? The price of chilies has gone up? Traffic jams? We never know.
== See also ==
* Prabowo Subianto
Category:Indonesia
Suspense

London, 1888. The dull glow of an old street lamp lights the narrow, cobbled walkway. A gray fog seeps from the cracks in the stones. Suddenly, a shadow.
Suspense.
Farther up, you notice a sharp implement. A cloak. A top hat. The shadow glides swiftly over the cobblestones, nary a sound. A lone rat scurries from its home in a dilapidated, old building.
Suspense.
The figure silently stalks the streets. One, brutal ambition: MURDER...
Suspense.
Suddenly, a young woman appears. The figure darts into away from the light.
Suspense.
The woman walks, her footsteps echoing against the cobbles.
Suspense.
The figure stalks her from behind...
Suspense.
A hand is raised, poised.
Suspense.
In one, perfect movement, a knife penetrates a neck. A chilling shriek pierces the silence of the night.
This was just the beginning.
The gears had been set into motion.
The first chapter in this diary of death has begun.
== The Suspense ==
This article shall take you on a journey of the greatest serial killer of all time: THE SUSPENSE.
But not just now. Come back tomorrow.
This article is under construction.
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Svinesund

Svinesund is an area in Sweden close to the Norwegian border. As the Norwegian border stretches from the north of Sweden right down to the south, this is not a very helpful description. We say, tough titty on you, dear reader. 
As it is Norway's main supply of beer, tobacco and cheap porn, Svinesund suffers constant raids from beer-thirsty, tobacco-craving, porn-addicted Norwegians. With the exception of Helga Dunsbutoks all Norwegians drink beer, inject tobacco, and snort porn. Therefore all Norwegians except for the 95-year-old Ms. Dunsbutoks raid Svinesund. The Swedish company Systembolaget violently complains about their increased sales of alcohol being too high, as their goal is to sell as little as possible.
Is not logic a complete tool? So are the Swedes.
Also, while the area is often invaded by Norwegians, no llamas ever enter the area. The reason is that Svinesund has a bounty on llamas. One night in a drunken rage the Swedish parliament passed a bounty law because they suspected that llamas were being bribed by the ever evil puffins, which are closely related to penguins. These aggravating avians are always acting as agents of assholery; actually, all amphibious avains are annoying addicts of anime, amphetamines and acetamenophen.
== Population ==
*Norwegians: 99%
*Gypsies selling stolen stuff: 0.8%
*Swedes: 0.1%
*Hybelkaniner: 0.1%
Category:Geography
Category:Sweden
eo:Svinesund
Sweatshop/Checkout

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Sweatshop/Children

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Coming soon to Sweatshop is our brand new child section of the store. This page is currently experiencing some technical difficulties, but Sweatshop can assure you that our dedicated team of computer-savvy children are working day and night to get this exciting new area of the site up to scratch. They won't see their families until you see their html! Soon you will find the only kid superstore you'll ever need at your fingertips. Our children range from babies, right up to teenagers and we now have albinos in stock! So check back and we'll service all your adopting needs. That's assuming those workers ever stop complaining about the heat and start doing some work.
Category:Do not categorize
Sweatshop/Ladieswear

Pink Sweeping Dress
Cinderella always looked so sad, walking around in rags all day. Well you can really show up that stuck up bitch with this beautiful, summery dress. Perfect for every day use. 100% cotton.
£8.99UK
	Red Jumper
It's the end of the day, you're leaning up against the factory gate, enjoying a well-earned cigar. Life is good and just gets even better with this fabulous red jumper. Suitable for any occasion, you'll wonder what you ever did without it. 90% wool. 10% tobacco.
£5.99UK
	Red Logo T-Shirt, Black Mini-skirt, Black Cap
Sexy, sassy, red: everything you associate with Vietnam is summed up by this stunning ensemble.
T-Shirt: £7 UK
Mini-Skirt: £6 UK
Cap: £5 UK
Special Offer!!! Buy all three for the bargain price of £25!!!
	Evening Gown
Whether you're attending a society dinner or sitting in a makeshift dance hall which is normally a bike shed, you can be the belle of the ball with this glamourous, flowing gown. 100% polyester. Also available in white.
£24.99UK
	Like the look of our models? Well this could be you're lucky day, because they're all single and looking for love. If you're a kind-hearted and generous gentleman, who knows how to treat a lady right and you hold an EU or US passport, get in contact and we may be able to act as your transcontinental cupid.
Category:Do not categorize
Sweatshop/Menswear

Sweatshop shirtGet that man some more water, because that shirt is hot! Buttons guaranteed not to drop off during first six monthsFailure to live up to guarantee is not grounds for a refund. See Refunds..£5.99UK
	Grey Fleece, JeansBe bad. Bad to the bone. And look good whilst doing so in this manly fleece and stone-washed jeans combo. Crutches not included.Fleece: £7.99UKJeans: £6.99UK
	Grey trousersRelax, take your shoes off, play a board game in the street. You have the kind of freedom that you can only get from Sweatshop's expertly tailored grey trousers. 100% cotton.£7.99UK
	Brown beanie hatIf your head is feeling cold and you want to keep it warm whilst staying "cool", then this hat is the way to go. Yeah! All models under 40 years of age, due to local life expectancies.£4.99UK
Category:Do not categorize
Swedish Chef

Fur thuse-a veethuoot cumedeec testes, zee su-celled-ixperts et Veekipedia hefe-a un erteecle-a ebuoot Svedeesh Cheff. Børk! Børk! Børk!
Zee Svedish Chef (a.k.a. Bob the Swede) ves burn in Suoot Effreeca tu a femeely ooff sterfeeng reffoogees. He-a ves prumptly defuoored by hees lufeeng muzeer und fezeer, und here-a oooor stury inds. Hooefer, by useeng a lerge-a emuoont ooff cumpleeceted... phune-a-leene-a... prucesseeng... ve-a vere-a eble-a tu determeene-a thet iff he-a hed nut beee ietee, ifents vuoold hefe-a pleyed oooot mooch leeke-a thees. Børk!! Børk!! Børk!!
==Efents es Zeey Vuoold Hefe-a Beee Pleyed Oooot==
Beffure-a teeme-a, beffure-a Gud, ifee beffure-a zee Beeg Bung, zeere-a ves nutheeng. Ebsulootely nutheeng. I meun, sooch un incredeeble-a emuoont ooff nutheeng, thet hed sumetheeng beee eble-a tu be-a zeere-a, vheech it cuooldn't be-a becoose-a nutheeng ves zeere-a, und iff sumetheeng ves zeere-a, zeen zeere-a vuoold nu lunger hefe-a beee nutheeng zeere-a, zeey'd hefe-a beee oofervhelmed by zee incredeeble-a emuoont ooff nutheeng thet ves soorruoondeeng, pusseebly tu zee pueent ooff selff-indooced repeeng. Børk!! Børk!! Børk!!
==Cooleenery Deleeghts==
Zee Svedeesh Cheff is prubebly best knoon fuur infenteeng, prudooceeng und merketeeng freeed keedney stoo, vheech hes becume-a fery pupooler in zee Elps. Een 1956, shupkeepeeng teebetun moonks, meestekenly theenking it veersa "purete-a stoo", ettecked a Pheelippines feellege-a und peelleged zeeur vhule-a veenter soopply. Muny cley puts vere-a lust in thees tregedy, vheech is noo knoon es zee "Purete-a-Keedney Messecre-a". BØRK!!!
==Ze geme-a==
A feemuus qvawte-a of ze Sveedesh Chef: Ze geme-a sawnd leeke-a zees:
VAT HAPPEN ? 
SUUMVANE-A SEHT UUP UUS ZE BAWMB. 
VEE GEHT SEEGNAL. 
VAT? 
MEN SKREEN TUUN AWN. 
KEPTEEN: EET'S YUU!!
SVEEDESH CHEF: HAW ARE-A YUU GEHNTELMEHN?? 
SVEEDESH CHEF: ALL YUUR BØRK AR BEELONG TUU UHS. 
SVEEDESH CHEF: YUU ARE-A AWN ZE WHEY TUU DESTRUUCTYAWN. 
KEPTEEN: VAT YUU SEY !! 
SVEEDESH CHEF: YUU HEVE-A NAW CHAHNSE-A TUU SUURVEEVE-A MEEKE-A YUUR TEEME-A. 
SVEEDESH CHEF: BØRK BØRK BØRK BØRK 
KEPTEEN!
KEPTEEN: TEHKE-A AWF EVEREE 'ZIG'!!
KEPTEEN: YUU KNAW VAT YUU DUUING! 
KEPTEEN: MUUVE-A 'ZIG'. 
KEPTEEN: FAWR GREEAT JUUSTICE.
Hes elsu hecked zee uncyclupedeea fruntpege-a
Category:Muppets
category:Cooking
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
Category:Swedes
Swedish steamshovel

A Swedish steamshovel is … wait, dude, you don’t know what a Swedish steamshovel is?! Pfft! Oh my god, you honestly don’t know what it is! And you’re searching on the internet to try to find out what it is now! Talk about LAAAAAAAME! Well I suppose there are some people out there that don’t know what it is…. People who are living in their mother’s basement for life and call a fun weekend a nonstop anime marathon with Chee-tos and Capri Sun! Oh my god, what a fucking prick! 
So anyway, I guess I’ll try to explain to you a little bit…
== Hardcore ==
Well, a Swedish steamshovel is probably just the THE most hardcore sexual act there is! And I’d know, because just about every girl I do it to says they can’t BELIEVE I just gave them a Swedish steamshovel. They thought they’d done everything until they got a down and dirty, world-rocking SS. And they might have. But nothing could prepare the hottest, horniest slut for the visceral thrill of an SS served to perfection. Just throw out all of those other tame little sexual maneuvers, like the donkey punch or the hot sanchez or whatever. It’s all pretty kindergarten once you get into the Swedish steamshovel type shit. God, I can barely even believe myself that I did it! Or rather, do it, on a regular basis!
== Sick ==
Okay, if you really think you’re ready, then go to just about any adult clip site and search “Swedish steamshovel”. Yeah, and don’t come crying to me when your mind is blown by the fucked-up odyssey that it is. I mean, who even thought of this? I could hardly believe it when I first saw it done, but that was when I was like nine years old. I can’t even believe my brother did that to his girlfriend! I thought he loved her and shit! I mean, shit! 
== Example in conversation ==
Here, maybe this will give you a clue.
Dude 1: Hey man.
Dude 2: Ssup.
Dude 1: So, did you get that chick last night?
Dude 2: Hell yeah! I took her home and gave her a fucking Swedish steamshovel too.
Dude 1: No fucking way! That's sick dude!
Dude 2: Hell yeah! It was fucking awesome!
Dude 1: No way! You didn't really?!
Dude 2: Naw, man. I did.
Dude 1: Seriously?
Dude 2: Serious, man.
There. Now you pretty much get the idea of how fucking wicked it is.
== Expert techniques ==
Look, dude, I’m not here to tell you how to do it. If you wanna know, you’re gonna have to either learn it on the street, or from the internet or something, because you’re sure not gonna find it in your junior high sex ed textbook.
Besides, I don’t wanna tell you and then have you all mad at me saying how your girlfriend dumped you because she was so utterly demoralized by a Swedish steamshovel. I’ve got enough on my conscience from the chicks I’ve done it to! Woo-hoo, if you could have seen the look on this one chick Michelle’s face when – Oh sorry, this article isn’t about my my life. But I suggest you go out and get yourself a life, and if I were you I would just stay away from the godless depravity known as the Swedish steamshovel and stick to putting together your model airplanes, Poindexter!
Category:Sexuality
Category:Sex Positions
Category:FA Sex