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Skibidi Night

In The Eerie Depths Of The Internet, There Exists A Youtube Series Known Only As "Skibidi Toilet." Its Origins Are Shrouded In Mystery, And Its Content Is Unlike Anything You've Ever Seen. The Series, Hidden Within The Darkest Corners Of The Web, Is A Haunting Enigma That Defies Explanation.
It All Began Innocuously Enough. A Few Curious Souls Stumbled Upon A Peculiar Video Titled "Skibidi Toilet - Episode 1." The Thumbnail Showed A Seemingly Ordinary Bathroom, But The Caption Hinted At Something Far More Sinister. Intrigued By The Enigmatic Description, They Clicked Play, Unaware Of The Nightmare They Were About To Unleash.
The Video Started Innocently, With A Serene Bathroom Scene. A Toilet Stood In The Center, Illuminated By A Dim, Flickering Light. But Then, The Unexpected Happened. From The Depths Of The Toilet Bowl, A Head Emerged. It Was Grotesque, With Pallid, Waterlogged Skin And Hollow Eyes. This Disembodied Head Began To Sing, Its Voice Hauntingly Melodic And Yet Chillingly Unsettling.
As The Song Continued, More Heads Emerged From The Toilet, Each With Their Own Twisted, Eerie Melodies. They Sang In Unison, Their Voices A Cacophonous Blend Of Beauty And Horror. It Was Impossible To Look Away From This Grotesque Spectacle, A Trainwreck Of The Macabre That Held Viewers Captive.
But What Was Truly Unsettling Was The War That Unfolded Within Each Episode. The Heads, It Seemed, Were At War With The Cameramen. They Sang Of Their Torment And Suffering, Blaming The Cameramen For Their Cursed Existence. The Cameramen, Unseen And Unheard, Retaliated With Increasingly Disturbing Footage, Capturing Moments Of Torment And Agony That Left Viewers In A State Of Sheer Terror.
The Viewers Who Dared To Delve Deeper Into The Skibidi Toilet Series Were Never The Same. Nightmares Plagued Their Sleep, And An Unshakable Sense Of Dread Hung Over Them. Some Claimed To Have Seen The Heads In Their Own Toilets, Singing Their Mournful Songs In The Dead Of Night.
Attempts To Report The Series Or Contact The Creators Yielded No Results. The Origin Of Skibidi Toilet Remained Shrouded In Darkness, And Those Who Delved Too Deep Into Its Mysteries Found Themselves Lost In An Abyss Of Madness And Despair.
And So, The Legend Of Skibidi Toilet Lives On, A Sinister And Enigmatic Presence Lurking In The Darkest Corners Of The Internet. Beware, For Once You've Crossed Its Threshold, You May Find Yourself Forever Haunted By The Eerie Heads That Emerge From The Depths Of The Toilet, Singing Their Mournful Songs Of War And Torment.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Skibidi Toilet is REAL

I'm not a crazy man. At least, I'm 78% sure that I'm not a crazy man. The other 22% of my confidence was lost when I discovered a terrible secret that has scarred me for the rest of my life. Want to know the little secret? Okay... let me be honest with you. Skibidi toilet is not just a meme. It's real.
People laugh about it. They make jokes about it... they think it's so fucking funny. Hee hee hee! A head coming out of a toilet? That's completely outrageous! What a laugh! What the hell does "skibidi" even mean, anyway? It sounds like a word used by idiots with a 7 million day streak of being a virgin.
Anyway, what made me want to tell the internet that the skibidi toilet is real? Well, there was a little incident that happened in my bathroom last night at around 3 AM, eastern standard time. I was going to take a big long piss, as I often do (I drink a lot of water), and all the sudden I hear a strange song start playing deep within my toilet.
"give it to me, give it to me, give it to me"
What the hell was that music? It started getting louder.
"Wanna see you work your body (So give it to me, give it to me, give it to me)"
THEN... A MAN'S HEAD POPPED OUT OF MY TOILET AND TOOK A BITE OUT OF MY COCK! A BIG JUICY BITE!
I was never the same again.
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Skin Puppets

I was very young, perhaps 6 or 7, and was inside of a video store. There was a room in the back where the adult videos were kept. Being naturally curious due to my age, I asked the desk clerk if I could go in, he stated "No, you have to be at least 18." He then walked outside for a cigarette, so I figured that would be my chance to sneak in and look around.
I entered the room and found another door labeled "Storage". Being curious, I opened this door and walked in. I found myself in a concrete room filled with boxes of cameras, lights, cables and adult items. There were two doors in this room, one labeled "Staging Area" and another labeled "Actors". I tried to open the actors door but it was locked so I went into the staging area.
This room was completely wooden, circular and VERY tall, much like the inside of a grain silo.
The ceiling had to be at least 100 feet high and all the way up were wooden support beams and rafters shooting in all directions. From them was hanging large amounts of tangled fishing line and wire. I looked back down to the floor and noticed a naked woman lying on the floor. Scared, I ran back into the storage room.
Finally, I pieced together that they must actually film the adult movies on site right at the video store.
I walked back into the staging area and noticed the girl was not moving. I slowly approached her and found that she was dead. Scared, I ran into the storage room and found that the actors door was now unlocked and open, revealing an EXTREMELY long hallway with a single metal rod going all the way down it. Hanging on the rod by hangers were dozens of dead humans, women and men both. I finally understood that they had a sick business going on, creating adult films with dead actors, using them like puppets from the strings and wires of the rafters. The store clerk walked into the room and told me "You have seen far too much, kid".
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Skinny Male

I need help... I've been stranded on an island for around two weeks now and I'm scared. what I'm seeing in the distance as of right now is so terrifying. It's a tall, faceless man In a suit. He calls himself skinny male. He Kidnaps cicadas and makes cicada cider. His suit is red and he has the face of a Donald Duck. People say he haunts people by quacking aggressively while people are sitting on a beanbag chair in their living room pretending they're stranded on an island with skinny male. I'm scared even more now.
Day two of being stranded with skinny male. I just went to his cottagecore cabin in a bamboo forest I didn't even now about. He gave me some of his cycada cider and it actually tastes like taco cider. 
Day three of being stranded with skinny man. I now have an article written about me and t says "man spotted hanging out with a crazy Donald Duck headed dude in a red suit. Call the police if you see this man. Goodbye but please be on the loo out for maniac." I am now pursuing my dreams of being a famous psychopath. No longer an author. I will see you guys once he makes me human cider. I will then have to resort to being an author again since I will be apple cider but with a human instead of an apple. Thank you for reading, hope you have a great day, and please, if you see a spooky man with the head of Donald Duck that calls himself "skinny male" run.
Day 248 of being stranded with skinny man. I've become a very successful psychopath and moved to LA to become a youtuber with skinny man. I am very excited because I just hit ten million subscribers and I'm about to pass Charlie D'Amelio on TikTok in followers. I am ready to be the best and most famous psycho in the world. Oh- what's this? I have just been asked to play in a movie starring me. It's a documentary about Donald Duck headed Slenderman knockoffs in red suits, but I totally think skinny man should get the role instead. I have started a new life. I think this is my new beginning. 
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Category:Satire
Category:Memes
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Skinwalker jimmy

It was a dark and stormy night,I was was at a sleep over at my friends house we were having lots of fun and eating a lot of junk food but then we decided to head to sleep. But my stomach started hurting badly and I didn’t want to just throw up in my friends house so I decided to try to walk home. And his house is in the middle of a forest so it will be difficult to get back home so I stole my friend’s flashlight and climbed out of his window. It was pitch black and I had know idea where I was going so I just ran in a straight line.
But then I realised I was completely lost in the middle of the forest but then the flashlight I stole from my friend had died and I was just in darkness. But then I remembered that I knew how to start a fire so I will just make a fire on a stick and carry it around with me. It wasn’t as good as the flash light but I needed some sort of light and this was my only option.
i heard noises that I have never heard before it was a screeching noise I heard it walking closer and closer until I lifted up the fire stick and ………… I SCREAMED IN FEAR it was a tall skinny creature with sharp claws and its spine was sticking out of its back. It was true horror but it’s head I I recognised it was a human head but not just any human IT WAS JIMMY FROM MR BEAST.
i ran i screamed I cried but couldn’t find a way out of the forest. The creepy creature was getting closer until I ran across a road and looked behind the creature was gone.
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Skinwalkers from the Desert

One night I got really bored. It was just payday from the job where I work (I make the French fires at the local world famous French fries restaurant) and so then I decided that I wanted to have some fun.
The world famous local casino is less than an hour from where I live and so I left my house and started going to the casino but then I got tired and went back to get my car so that I could drive there instead.
At the casino I went to play the slot machines. I sat down at the slot machines but an old mystic lady said that I stole her spot and said some chants and informed me that I was now cursed.
I didn't believe her, but when I pulled the lever on the machine it came up with SKULL SKULL SKULL??? Also I won $15 but from that point on I knew something spooky was going to happen that very night.
I drove back to my house but needed to stop to refill my gasoline tank with gasoline so I stopped at a gasoline station. I was unscrewing the gasoline tanks's cap when I felt three sharp taps on my shoulder! I turned around to see a fat man trying to sell me some turquoise jewelry. "Wowie zowies! You really spooked me there!" I screamed as I smashed the tray of jewelry out of his hands and onto the diesel-stained driveway.
I jumped into my car quick as I could and drove off into the darkness but I forgot that my gasoline tank cap was still unscrewed so I had to stop my car so that I could screw it back in but then I got back into my car and continued to drive off.
Just then a I saw a shadowy figure run up to the drivers side window. I floored the accelerator pedal but the figure kept up with me the whole time! Could this be the skinwalker of legend I thought to myself? "Yes," it said, and then I saw that it had my wallet in its beak so I slowed down so that I could get my wallet back from it.
"You big dumb skinwalker, fork over my wallet!" I asked and then the skinwalker told me that I left it on top of my roof at the gasoline filling station and was just trying to be helpful by getting it back to me. I got it back and then it let out a bone chilling howl as I ran it down with my car a few hundred yards down the road. I'll never forget that noise.
Wait, is that my alarm clock??
Poop, I overslept. But does that mean I was dreaming the WHOLE TIME?? More like a nightmare, I think you'd agree.
I went to go get my mail because my boss told me I shouldn't bother coming back to work. After I got my mail I went to my French fries restaurant to get my last paycheck.
I opened the envelope to look over my insurance premiums for the month and could not believe my eye: Deductions for federal and state income tax, social security, Medicare, and OBAMACARE FOR SKINWALKERS?!?!? I heard that howl out in the distance as the police escorted me from the HR office. This probably means that what I initially thought was real, that turned out to be a dream, was probably real after all.
OR WAS IT?!?!?
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Category:Satire
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Skrillex: the lost music video

A couple months ago I couldn't sleep so I decided to go on you tube and look up videos like the nostalgia critic or clone high but then I felt like listening to some dub step. Since last year I started getting into dub step because I thought I Heart Radio was a bunch of bull shit. After watching a john tron video I looked up a skrillex music video. I wanted to find kill everyone since I had never listened to it before. So I found a video with lyrics. When I wanted to find another video I found a video called (kill everybody skillex video !!!!!!!!!!!!) when I saw this I decided to be my nerdy self and listen to it. After a commercial on you tube the video started.
The video starts out with pitch black before it started saying kill everybody in the world. When it did the video cut to a little girl that looked like she was eight or nine. A man whearing a black ski mask came in the room with a ax and so did little children in latex goblin masks with we ponds came in and murmured the girl. Then we cut to the base drop of the song when the little goblin kids where hiding under a table about to jump a man in a library. Soon after a goblin kid with a yellow hoodie jumped on the man and started choking the man with the boy's hands. The rest of the kids jumped the man and started to beat the man to death. Soon after the video just showed the man's lifeless body for a few seconds. Soon we cut to a old bald woman with a giant orb witch was her stomach. (I think this may have been the goblin kids mother. She grabs a giant knife and pierces through her stomach and takes out her organs and a cirvics. She ripes open the civics to find a unborn fetus that looked like a real abortion that looked like it was breathing hevely as the woman started to cry all over the fetus. We cut back to the man in the ski mask going into the room with the mother crying and murdures her. The goblin kids come into the room and start attacking the man. When the kids go ap shit on him he has a disabled head and the video cuts to the children with their mask off. The video then ends with jibberish and a message from you tube was sent saying the video had a playback error then said the video was temporarily taken off by you tube.
After seeing this video I was scared as shit and could not sleep until I watched more videos with the nostalgia critic and john tron. You may think this is a fake pasta but I'm telling the truth. If you don't belie me then fuck you but if you do and you have seen it tell me on my you tube chanel or on this pasta. After that I still watched skillex vids and listened to his music. Whoever made that video I hate you and I don't want to know you.
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Category:Music
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Skull Kid's Death

OK, so I was playing Twilight Princess a few days ago. I had won the game six times. After getting lazy and doing the same thing, I had found all the Bugs and Poe Souls and finished every mini game. I went to the interwebs to look up glitches. I had found many but none to hold me for long. Then, after scrolling for a little, I found what I had been looking for. The back in time glitch. It makes you jump into lava, or sand pits,to kill Link. The point is to stop and reset the game before the tips of his finger go under. After many failed attempts I was going to quit and try something else. At the last try I had done it and the glitch started... But not like it said. Yes, I was back in time but I was back to links home town. "Odd" I say to myself but continue on with it. Link has his Hero's tunic on and The Master Sword in hand.
I felt like I had to go all the way from the start and play all over again. I walked to the town like your supposed to when link gets his horse back. But it was odd, like off some how. That's when I was it... Skull kid. man I hate him. He always creeps me out with his stupid song and puppets. God, I wanted to kill him then and there, but I had no bow and arrow. In fact I had nothing at all. I turned to walk away but was stopped by some unseen force. So I walked in to the shop close by. To my surprise no one was home. The items where still there but I had no rupees.
I guess I had to go face Skull kid by myself. As I walked out of the store, I saw that he was closer now. I took out my sword and swung. In mid-swing there was some text at the bottom that was unreadable and then I turned into wolf form. This angered me. I don't want to be a stupid wolf! I attack again and die on the spot. I respawned at Hyrule Lake still in the twilight...as a human. At least I was human and not wolf. The first thing I look for is skull kid. No sign of him. Next thing is people. Nope. The only thing that was really out of place was the song from the forest. The one that Skull kid plays.
As I start to walk I see that Link has no shield. Funny, he had a shield seconds ago. As I walk to the part with the bird, he flies down. Wait, he doesn't talk to humans, does he? He starts to talk but in the same Unreadable way as Skull kid had done. The only thing I could make out was YES/NO. I click NO and it does that stupid loop "are you sure?" thing. I finally click YES, seeing no hope for NO. Link dies. When he respawned he is at the graveyard. This time he had no sword. "Stop taking thing from me" I talk to the TV like it can hear me. I look around. No sign of Skull kid. But that song. ARG THAT SONG. It was playing faster and faster as I reached that back of the graveyard. I see the grave and look at it. It is in this weird shape, kinda like the shape of a sword. I bring my self to read it. "look behind you." I look. For a flash I see skull kid with no face and blood all over. The game over screen comes up and under it says "Don't cheat next time..."
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Skullgirls.exe Hyper Realistic Edition

One hyper realistic day i awoke from my hyper realistic bed. I put on my hyper realistic cloths and combed my hyper realistic hair. After taking a hyper realistic shower. I went for a hyper realistic walk. I stumbled upon a hyper realistic yard sale. I looked at the hyper realistic stack of games the hyper realistic seller was selling hyper realistically. I saw a hyper realistic blood red cartridge labeled Skullgirls.exe hyper realistic edition. I was exited because I fucking love skullgirls.
The hyper realistic salesmen said "Dude that game is hyper-realisticly haunted and shit. The hyper realistic kid that owned it was the hyper realistic devil that drowned hyper realistically"
I was like "Shut up and take my hyper realistic money."
The hyper realistic salesmen was like "I'll give it to you for hyper-realisticly free if you don't play it"
I was like "ok dud I won't ".
The hyper realistic seller says "ok see you Ben have a hyper realistic day."
I thought 'HOW DARE HE NOT KNOW MY HYPER REALISTIC NAME! I THOUGHT WE WERE HYPER REALISTIC BEST FRIENDS!"'
I ran down the hyper realistic street to my hyper realistic house because I was excited to play the hyper realistic game.
The game started bleeding hyper realistic blood. I was to busy having a hyper realistic boner from sheer hyper realistic hype to notice.
I put the hyper realistic game in my hyper realistic SNES. I started the hyper realistic game. it started with a hyper realistic blank screen and the lavender town theme was playing on a hyper realistic loop.
I was like "this doesn't seem sketchy at all" I went to hyper realistic online mode. my first hyper realistic opponents PSN name was XxXHyperRealistic-_-666SuperkawaiiDesu~XxX i was like "FUCK what a hyper realistically badass name" I picked my favorite character Peacock, but something as different she had hyper realistic eyes which was weir because her eyes are supposed to be gouged out and replaced with portals. I was waiting for him to pick his hyper realistic character when the game crashed my hyper realistic computer.
When i turned rebooted My hyper realistic DVD player Peacock was there with hyper realistic eyes with hyper realistic text saying "I AM GOD"
I thought "HAH silly hackers almost rustled my hyper realistic jimmies" then I remember the salesmen said it was a possessed game and not to play it.
Then I remembered that hyper realistic asshole forgot my name.
I tried to turn off the game but Peacock jumped out and said with a hyper realistic voice "prepare your hyper realistic anus" I don't want to talk about what happened after that I was teleported to a hyper realistic place were my hyper realistic head was cut off hyper realistically. And I was kicked in the hyper realistic nuts for ever, then I died for the rest of my life
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