Piglet's BLOODY Game!

Hello. I am Derrick Tinkletits, I live in Bumnugget, Ontario, and I am currently on the run from law enforcement.
If anyone sees this story, I'm probably in prison. If you're asking why...well...it all started with this game I played when I was young, which was called "Piglet's Big Game".
It was a good game, if slightly spooky, but since I was young, and I didn't care about the soundtrack, I got through the game easily and managed to 100 percent it.
Young me kinda thought that it was boring, but good. After approx. 19 years, I decided to play it again, but eBay only had discs with "don't play" written on them, I decided to choose FB Marketplace.
FB Marketplace has a lot of odd people on it, but thankfully, I thought, was a trustful seller.
They had the game listed for 3 Dollars, and the description said "a great game for your children! Just don't do the Konami code on the title screen :)".
I messaged the seller, paid them, and in approx. 3-4 days the game arrived at my doorstep.
You may be asking, "Where was your PS2 located?" My PS2 was located in the attic, which was also dark. Thankfully, I had a working flashlight and got the PS2 out of my attic.
The PS2 was plugged into my TV, I pulled the disc out of the case, and I was going to have a blast of...memories? (I gave it a question mark since I called it boring)
Unfortunately, since I am dumber than a bucket of piglet dolls, I decided to do the konami code on the menu because the seller told me not too...and then something peculiar happened.
The title screen changed from Piglet's BIG Game under him to Piglet's BLOODY Game!
I was shocked! How dare the Disney company put this in one of their games! But I kept playing.
The opening cutscene played (where pooh and friends goof around and then go to sleep), but there was a catch...PIGLET HAD RED EYES!
I was shocked beyond words (even though I am typing this out) that I gasped! But I kept playing.
I then went into Pooh's dream, which is mostly chocolate and other sweets, but instead of a white chocolate path (I think), it was...BLOOD red! I kept playing because of my rose tinted glasses making some old things look red.
Any-who, after completing most of the mission, instead of pooh congratulating Piglet like he normally does when the mission is finished, he is instead found DEAD, with his ENTRAILS hanging out, a knife with blood near him, and a lot (and I do mean A LOT) of...BLOOOOOOOD!!! I nearly vomited on my controller because of how shocking the scene was, but I kept going on.
Another Any-who, The next 2 mission were exactly like the pooh one. Complete mission, get shown GORY dead body of character, move on. But Eeyore's was different.
Eeyore's was also more sad, to be exact. Why? You will find out. The mission was like normal, including the forboding music playing for the whole mission, but the death was different.
Eeyore didn't die from suicide, but it was something odder, HE F**KING SLIPPED ON A BANANA PEEL! And then he got (assumingly) stabbed by piglet. I was shocked that Piglet could be so evil! But I kept going on and on, if anything, I got used to it. That was until the ending cutscene.
The ending cutscene had piglet standing over all of the dead bodies...while he was soaked in BLOOD! He was crying, since he thought that he was helping them...but he was KILLING them! It then shows 2 cop cars showing up, and arresting Piglet, with a max sentence of "a really long time" (Sorry for forgetting, this was a day ago).
I cried and I cried and I crode. "HOW DARE THEY!" I said, saddingly. But then a spiral appeared for approx. 2 seconds, and something changed in me. I...wanted to become Piglet.
The first thing I did was go to the Bumnugget Orphanage, and I set it on fire (it was Friday, there were people in it). I then assassinated the mayor, took his cash, bought 5 lottery scratch off tickets, managed to win 5 dollars from only 1 of them, and then ate them.
All of that crime, of course, is now leading to this. Yes, I was drunk when I drove home to write this. I will never interact near anything pooh-based again (unless if they have one of those scared straight kids wear a pooh based shirt IDK).
Epilogue for dummies
----
Derrick got a prison sentence of approx. 50 years for all of his crimes. His extra punishment because the judge is a perculiar one was making him watch Piglet's Big Movie, which inspired the game. Derrick personally gave the film a 5/10.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was pointless.