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Maxine The Killer III: The End?

This is the third in the amazing Maxine The Killer trilogy. Check the first two out by searching for 'Maxine The Killer".
Maxine was in her chair, planning for her next murder session. She wanted to kill her family. 
She went to bed house and stabbed her brother & her mother. Before her father got killed, he kicked the knife out of Maxine's hand. And she fainted, but woke up shortly after.
"W... What happened?" Said Maxine.
"You were about to stab me in the heart! " Said her dad.
"Wait..." She was a bloody knife in the floor.
the knife started floating by itself and killed the father!
Maxine screamed, then realized what happened.
"The knife... It took control of me... I gotta destroy it!"
She went to the shed, grabbed a hammer and smashed it to bits.
The demon was destroyed, but the damage had been done.
It's "Everybody is... Is dead... Everybody I've ever loved... My idol, Detective Derek, my family... Everyone... Everyone is dead... I just join them. .."
She returned to the shed to get a gun that was inside. She put it to her head... And pulled the trigger...
The end.
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Maxine the Killer

== Dairy Entry 1 ==
Dear Diary,
I have just moved into my new house. It is a 2 story house in the countryside. I hated the city. Too many people. It's just me and my family, as well as my puppy(a golden retriever, to be exact), Finn. However, we now lived near a deep, dark forest... I'm afraid to go through it. I never liked dark places It's where my brother lost his poor cat, Chico...
__NOTOC__
== Diary Entry 2 ==
Dear Diary, 
Remember when I said I was afraid of that forest? Well... I feel like I need to go there...
Like a prophesy is about to unfold...
That's it! I'm going to that forest and nothing's gonna stop me!
== Diary Entry 3 ==
Dear Diary,
So, I'm in the forest now. But... I feel like someone is watching me... Or something...
== Diary Entry 4 ==
DEAR DIARY,
I SWEAR I SAW SOME MAN IN A WHITE HOODIE, BLACK HAIR AND A KNIFE. I'M WRITING IN CAPS BECAUSE I'M SCARED.
"...hello."
I.. Heard a voice... Now I'm looking straight at his face...
He has eyes that just never seem to blink, a face that looks like its skin has been burnt off, and he has a carved in smile that goes all the way up to his cheeks... No... It can't be...
Jeff the Killer?
== Diary Entry 5 ==
"Maxine... Are you listening?" Said jeff. 
"H-how did you know my name?!" I said.
"I have been watching you ever since you moved in..." Said Jeff.
"Why?" I asked.
"I think you're fit to become one of us..." Said Jeff.
Then a bunch of scary things came behind him, such as a young lady with a clock as one of their eyes, and a tall, thin man with no face and a black suit.
"...A Creepypasta."
== Diary Entry 6 ==
I tried to run back home, but the tall, thin man grabbed me with weird back tentacles. He let me go as soon as I got near him. Slender looked at Jeff for a few seconds. 
"Slendy says, 'Come with me, child.'" Said Jeff. The thin man has no mouth, so it would make sense for someone to tell him what he wanted to say.
He teleported us all to what Jeff and the others call it, "The SlenderMansion." We went in.
Jeff introduced the people that were at the back before and already in the mansion.
"You know that girl with a clock for an eye? We call her clockwork. And that guy with goggles? That's Ticci Toby. Oh, and that girl with her eyes stitched open? That's Nina." Jeff introduced me to everyone before saying this.
"Also, I'm Jeff the killer, and You're Maxine the killer." Said Jeff.
"Huh? I'd never kill anyone!" I said.
Then, Jeff gave me a kitchen knife as a weapon. It was very sharp.
"This is one of my old knives. It stayed sharp over the years." Said Jeff.
I felt completely different while holding the knife. Like a psycopath. Wait, why is my text going bold?
HELPME
...Maxine Starr is no longer here.
Lufoz is here... But you can call me..
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=== MAXINE THE KILLER. ===
The End.
DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE?
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Maxine the Killer II

"Two murderers have been on the loose in Florida. 12 people have been injured, 20 people have been left dead. It is unknown who has done this, but on of the witnesses has claimed that one was a male wearing a white hoodie, long black hair, and white skin. He never seemed to blink, and has a smile carved into his face. The other has been claimed to be a female with dark blue hair, a constant, long grin, a dark pink shirt and black shorts with grey leggings, and white boots, and she had bloodshot eyes with tiny, red pupils. It terrified the witness, and the female suspect looked like she was possessed by a demon! This is it for Channel 20 News. Goodnight."
That was a news report I had heard. My name is Derek, and I am a detective, interested into this mystery of the murders. I took a trip to Florida, then headed to where the murders took place. It was near an old, seemingly abondoned mental asylum. In fact, it was right behind it. Then, I felt something take off my hat. I looked around, but nobody seemed to be there. Maybe it was the wind. I dunno.
So, anyway, after walking around a bit, I heard a small whisper.
"GO. TO. SLEEP."
I didn't know what it meant, so I quickly got into my car, when I found a little black...thing in my car. It looked like a monster. Almost like... A demon. I found this scary, and quickly got my fly swatter. I started smacking it with it, but after about the fifth smack,it turned into what I'm pretty sure the news report described. That same dark blue hair, and those demented bloodshot eyes with red pupils. I heard it say in a demonic voice, 
"DO YOU LIKE PEOPLE?"
I continued smacking it, but it got an abnormally sharp knife. Then I looked in the backseat, and it looked just like the male murderer that the news report mentioned. The long black hair, the pale white skin... Everything. I quickly got out of the car as they started to chase me. The female lunged at me, as I dodged with grace. I knew I had to get out of there quick.
I knew it would be risky going there, so I bought some weapons with me. The fly swatter I mentioned earlier, a ball, and finally a saw. I knew the saw would be more useful then a ball and a fly swatter, so I switched to the saw. I tried to chop the male's head off, but he dodged. I tried to do the same thing at the female, but she dodged too. "Missed!" They both said.
I was doomed. They seemed invincible. My only option was to go back in the car and drive home. So I had to do it. I went in the car and slammed the doors before they could get in and started driving home. But when I went home... Oh no, he's behind me! Now she's behind me!!! Help me! HELP! THE'RE GAUGING MY EYES OUT! THERES TAOING MY MOUYTH! GGUKSGSFZBSYYEBSNSKSKS
...we are here now. we hope you enjoy it. we will see you again soon.
This person was never seen again.
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May 9th, 1930

You are now scarred for life.
It's the year 1930. May 9th at 10:15 A.M. to be exact. What you just witnessed brought you down the downwards spiral to insanity. The spiral that's impossible to drive away from. It was just a Mickey Mouse short, right?
It wasn't the same old Mickey Mouse short you always see. Whoever made this short was using him just to brainwash you and to take you to the place in your head the you are in now. Beautiful, isn't it?
Suddenly, you hear a loud bang, and a scream coming from nearby. The scream sounded like it was calling for help, but what's the point in that? Someone already lost their life to this demonic rat! Boy, what's Walt going to say?
And maybe you're its next victim.
Yeah, maybe you are! Now you know why this film was made! Just so it can kill you and your co-workers off! It all makes sense to you now. Although you wonder why Walt isn't here to see this yet. Maybe he made this short! No, no, no, not Disney himself, you think to yourself. He's a nice guy, he wouldn't make something like this! Even the most kindest people in the world can have dark secrets. Maybe Walt betrayed you and everyone at The Disney Studios.
You can't take this suffering anymore. You check your surroundings and find out that you're the only person in the room left. You then spot a window. If I jump off, then the film's job will be done, you think.
Just when you were about to jump out, you think of the one thing that matters most to you: Family. What will happen to them and what will they do when you're gone? You have a wife and a little boy and a girl on the way, you can't just abandon them! But this is for them. You're ending your life because you don't want to see them go through this pain like you did. It would be for the best if you were gone.
You close your eyes, and jump. You understand that you're falling down from a 60-foot building, but you don't care. You just want to get out of here.
After some time, you finally hit the ground. Yes, it's finally over. There's rich, dark blood scattered around you, but it doesn't bother you. You hear yells and screams coming from the horizon, but to you, they sound relaxing. Almost like someone's singing you a lullaby. You smile, muttering the words:
"Real suffering is not known."
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Maya the Bee Lost Episode

I have very fond memories of the television show "Maya the Honey Bee". It's a show about a little bee who has fun with her insect friends and goes on adventures. However, there was a unaired episode that was so fucked up I had to tell someone. You might be wondering "How do you know of this unaired episode?" Well, here: I was watching Maya the Bee on the internet, when I came across a Greek VCD of the show that said about an unaired episode. I ordered it, and when it arrived, I took it, prepared some snacks and watched it on my TV.
The song was more gloomy than usual. The lyrics talked about Maya being a dangerous bee that would kill you just by stinging you, and give birth in your corpse. Then came the title card: "Maya Goes into Depression". Maya's Greek voice actress said the title, but it sounded like she was being strangled.
The episode began with Maya flying in the air, when she came across Flip, her grasshopper friend, and Flip greeted her. Maya... Maya gasped. A parasite was crawling up her friend's body! The parasite then slid under his hat. Flip said "What the...? I feel funny", and his hands and feet started to move against his will. I could only watch in horror as Flip started walking up to a body of water, with Maya following him. Maya knew what would happen next. She grabbed Flip by the arm and said "No, don't!" but was promptly hit by him. Flip told her "I don't know what's going on! Who's controlling me?" but then he just jumped in the water.
A while after, his hat and a few bubbles resurfaced. Flip the grasshopper was dead! Maya left with tears in her eyes. The next scene I saw showed Maya crying in her bed, covering herself with her leaf blanket. Someone came to see what was going on. It was her best friend, Willi. "Maya, what's wrong?" he asked. Maya wailed "Flip is dead!" Indeed, Willi began to cry as well. It was so sad, but nothing compared to the next scene. A crying Maya and Willi were flying in the air, when Thekla the spider snatched Willi and ate him, blood oozing out of her mouth and arms. Maya was even more depressed.
Maya ended up falling head-first into a tree. Her stinger pierced a mushroom, and when she tried to get out of there, she ended up getting it torn off, and I even saw a close-up of Maya's distended organs. Maya ended up dying pretty quick, and her corpse was eaten by a frog. That did it for me! I took the cursed VCD and threw it in my garbage can, and took it to a big fire and disposed of it then and there.
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Maze of Terror

Being chased around all day long for no apparent reason by four strangers isn't fun. It really hurts. It's like I'm in a maze, but not any ordinary maze.
It's a prison, an endless prison where I'm forced to eat the same food every day. Nothing but just that one food that they put all over the place in some sort of pattern.
The strangers chase me around all day long, and I'm forced to run away from them.
But they have tactics and they know my weaknesses and common places to go. I'm trying to get past them one day, catch them off guard and sneak out. But I don't know if there is a way out of here.
But I know their weakness. There's a specific food that's bigger than my original snack I have, and when I catch it, I seem to get...strong.
I can overpower these guys with no problem, forcing them to retreat to a base in the middle of the maze, where they stay behind until they are brave enough to come back and chase me down. My super-snack barely lasts twenty seconds, and it mysteriously slows my mortal enemies down. What is going on?
Occasionally, I get fed with a random fruit which is always found in the same place every day. But it only stays there for a few minutes before randomly disappearing. It keeps me full for a day, so I have to keep my eye on that spot.
The worst part is when these guys capture me. Every time someone gets me, they beat me to a pulp and I die, but I miraculously revive seconds later. Ironically, in exactly the same place every single time, where my fruit is. I've been trapped for eternity in a maze of death, never to escape.
So why the hell do people just stare at me for hours and complain when I die? Why won't they bust me out of here? I'm always everywhere, in people's computers, in arcades, in nearly every place in the world. But they don't save me. They watch me for hours on end.
Damn you guys!
Oh, how rude of me. I forgot to give my name, didn't I?
Call me Pac-Man.
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McAfee Internet Satanurity

I'm sure some of you have heard of an electronic device known as a laptop, right? Well I had an interesting experience with one today, and I hope it doesn't happen to you!
So, I was reading a scary Creepypasta known as (name removed for copyright purposes), an advertisement popped up for McAfee Internet Security. I didn't think of it at the time. They wanted me to pay $90 for an antivirus software I could just get for free. I yelled at the ad to fuck off, and continued reading the story.
However, the spookiness doesn't end there! The pop up kept appearing, getting louder and growing in size. I exed out of the website tab expecting it to stop, but it didn't. In fact, it got even worse, spawning multiple ads at once! I was so nervous I called my friend that I definitely have. He told me to turn the computer off and on again. He then reminded me how cool I was and that I'm not a fat loser that nobody likes.
But it JUST WOULDN'T END! That was when I said "Fuck it, I'll buy the internet shit-curity!" (I know, I have a great sense of humor and that's one of the reasons I'm so cool). As I went downstairs to get my credit card, I noticed it was missing from my wallet! I went upstairs to find that my computer was levitating, with my credit card, cell phone, and worst of all, my Gatorade stuck to my screen! It then got sucked into the screen as one more advertisement popped up, with a LOT of text. And I'll remember those cold, hard words for the rest of my life.
"lel i stol ur credit curd bitch"
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McChicken

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!"
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
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McDonald's

Recently, I began a new job working at a McDonald’s in downtown Chicago, just twenty minutes away from my apartment. Since money’s been pretty tight, I have to get by somehow.
A few weeks ago, something truly tragic happened: a man murdered his wife in the apartment next to mine. I barely knew the people who lived there, but judging by their constant verbal episodes each night, I couldn’t help but feel that because I didn’t do anything about it, this was all sort of my fault.
That night, when I was lying in my bed, I couldn’t get my mind off of the thought that someone was murdered just a few feet away from where I was lying. When I finally started to drift off to sleep, I suddenly ended up in my neighbors’ apartment, literally witnessing the murder. Something was odd, though: instead of the man murdering his wife, it was a deranged, hunched over creature wearing the same uniform the McDonald’s mascot Ronald McDonald does. He even had smeared clown paint.
I stood there, trying to escape, but I couldn’t move. I was completely paralyzed, as I sat there and watched the creature, hunched over, all demonic-like, with his huge teeth and claws, digging into the elderly woman’s flesh and biting into her, all while letting out a very loud, deranged growl. Suddenly, I woke up, still in my bed, panting and covered in sweat.
A few weeks later, I had gotten my mind off of the nightmare. I had started to experience insomnia, however, with it getting progressively worse each and every night, even with the nightmare no longer on my mind, and each and every day I kept getting more and more tired and almost lifeless.
After work one night, I was walking home and could feel as if someone was walking directly behind me, breathing on my neck, and nearly stepping on the back of my shoes. “I’m just tired,” I thought, and kept walking, until I tried to cross the street, and the next thing I can remember is a loud banging sound, leading into blackness.
I woke up strapped to a bed in a bright hospital room. I instantly began to panic, trying to escape, but it was impossible. Screaming? The sound echoed throughout the room, and still, no one came. What the bleep was this? Suddenly, I could see a darkened figure standing in the corner of the room.
I was drowsy. Was this a doctor? A nurse? It finally began to come into focus from the shadows, starting first with a long-clawed hand. The creature stood before my bed, staring at me, grinning at me with its huge, bloodstained teeth. The smell of rotted meat and blood filled the air in the hospital room. He had long, greasy red hair, and the same smeared clown paint and suit from my nightmare.
He stood over my bed, staring at me, until finally walking over to the other side of the room. He took his large, sharp claw and began to scratch into the wall violently, until blood finally started to pour out of his long finger. He went back into the shadowy corner, and I could faintly read the message on the wall: "M". Two bloody arches.
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McDonald's: The McDeath Combo

During 2006, I was an intern at McDonald’s, now, this wasn't a special job whatsoever, I mainly did this job for easy money. But one benefit was being able to try new menu items before their official release, But this would soon become a nightmare. One night, while I was about to leave, my manager came into the room, saying he had a new item for me to test, this was weird, considering this was usually done during the day, but I didn’t mind a little food, especially if I was the one being paid to eat it. He dropped a bag onto my table and left, he literally got into his car and sped out the McDonald’s, as if the bag scared him, I brushed it off.
The bag had the words “The McDeath Combo - PROTOTYPE 6-6-2006”, opening it, I found a burger, which was the McDeath itself, fries, and a soda. Now the McDeath was about the size of a Big Mac, but the burger itself was different, it had red buns, black sesame seeds, human intestines, a raw patty, and blood as a condiment. I then took a closer look and was horrified, the fries were human fingers, and the soda was sulfuric acid, this scared the crap out of me, but I took a bite out of the McDeath anyway, and instantly I felt like I was poisoned, the thing was spicy as hell, I felt like I was about to die, I took a drink of the sulfuric acid, and it managed to cool it down and stop the poison.
After that, I ate a few fries and took some more sips, but I decided I had enough of the combo and got ready to leave, but then the TV turned on, there was Ronald McDonald with red glowing eyes, he said “DID YOU LIKE THE COMBO?”, in an italian accent, I said “No, it tastes awful, I’m going home now”. But he said “I DO NOT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, Then I stepped on a trip wire and a hammer hit my head, when I woke up I was in a dark room with Ronald McDonad infront of me, it said “It’s too late for you, anyone who doesn't like the McDeath combo gets used as the next ingredients!”, then Ronald McDonald leaped at me with blood coming out of his ears.
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