Strom Thurmond

James Strom Thurmond was a U.S. Senator from the state of South Carolina from 1954 to 1956 and 1956 to 2003.He was elected in 1954 as a write-in candidate in protest of the undemocratic selection of a replacement nominee for deceased senator Burnet Maybank; he promised to resign in 1956 to force a competitive primary, did so, and won that and every later such contest. Winning as a write-in candidate is impressive notwithstanding what a total bastard he was, and only Lisa Murkowski has been elected to the Senate since on write-in votes alone. A career Dixiecrat-turned-Republican who could point to as evidence of his efficacy, he never shied from abusing the power of his (perpetual) incumbency to try to downplay any, ahem, past misdeeds, while cynically pretending that all those years were reformative when it was really identity politics and blatantly racist policymaking that had become unpopular.
He served eight terms in the Senate, a total of 47 years.United States Senate: Longest Serving Senators
==Society advances one funeral at a time==
Strom Thurmond holds the record for the longest filibuster by a lone senator, at 24 hours and 18 minutes. He was opposing the Civil Rights Act of 1957. This was his greatest achievement as a U.S. senator. Next.Fox News: Thurmond Holds Senate Record for Filibustering. 27 June 2003.
===Presidential run===
In 1948, Thurmond (then the governor of his home state) and like-minded southern Democrats became concerned when President Harry S. Truman began demanding equal rights for black people. Their response was bolting from the Democrats and starting an independent run headed by Thurmond, in the hopes that they would split the vote enough to prevent a majority in the Electoral College, throw the election to the House of Representatives, and force Truman (or his GOP opponent, Thomas Dewey) to make concessions.
Sadly for the Dixiecrats, the Democratic vote remained solidly Democratic, and Thurmond had to resort to replacing Truman's name with his own on the ballots in some southern states to get any electoral votes.Allies of Thurmond's controlled the state parties in Louisiana, South Carolina, and Mississippi, the last being the turf of his running mate Fielding Wright, so they made him their official Democratic presidential candidate. Alabama took this however, as it didn't even put Truman on the ballot. Despite Thurmond's run and another bid from a disgruntled Democrat, namely Henry A. Wallace's radically desegregationist Progressive Party run, Truman then went on to win a solid, if not landslide, electoral victory anyway.View the victory in all its glory.
Thurmond may have gotten the last laugh, though, as he went on to outlive the others by three decades plus.Wallace died in 1965, Dewey in 1971, and Truman in 1972.
===Staggering hypocrisy===
Though he hated most black people, he had an illegitimate mixed-race daughter he fathered with a girl who was 16 at the time, to whom he paid reparations.USA Today: Thurmond's illegitimate daughter speaks out. 17 December 2003.
===Oh, go away===
When not hating people darker than himself, he could be found in the U.S. Senate, hating gays and promoting the theory that gays deserve AIDS with his buddy Jesse Helms.
===The times, they be a'changin'===
His replacement in the Senate after he finally left at the age of one hundred years was the quite more benign in comparison Lindsey Graham, who seemed more benign until Donald Trump turned him about.
===Admirers===
Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott was forced to resign after praising Thurmond's presidential run in 1948 at Thurmond's 100th birthday party, claiming that America would have fewer problems if they chose him. The main reason Strom Thurmond ran in 1948 was to maintain segregation.
Joe Biden gave a nuanced eulogy of Thurmond to 2003, praising his ability to change with the times even in late age ("I watched vote for the extension of the Voting Rights Act. This is a man who I watched vote for the Martin Luther King Holiday." and "And over the years, I remember seeing a lot change, including the number of African-Americans on his staff and African-Americans who sought his help.")Eulogy for James Strom Thurmond by Joseph Biden (delivered 1 July 2003, First Baptist Church of Columbia, Columbia, SC) First Baptist Church of Columbia, Columbia, SC. 1 July 2003 American Rhetoric. In 2024, Biden said that the current crop of Republicans are worse than Thurmond:Biden calls today’s Republicans in Congress ‘worse’ than Strom Thurmond by Maegan Vazquez (February 22, 2024 at 9:01 a.m. EST) The Washington Post.
==And now something completely (censored)==
Strom Thurmond and Al Gore worked together to eliminate entertainment that nonwhite people enjoyed restore morality to the media. Or supposedly just their wives. Mrs. Gore and Mrs. Thurmond would create the Parents Music Resource Center, which wanted to ban any "immoral" music. They partially succeeded, with the result being the "Parental Advisory Warnings", also known as "Tipper Stickers", on various music albums.
While not truly censorship, the warnings did enable de facto censorship and restrictions on the music industry. For instance, Walmart refuses to carry any offensive material, which meant that the albums had to be heavily edited to be sold in Walmart or not sold at all. From the industry side, this meant printing out two different versions of the album, which was inefficient for reasons that should be obvious, making a "wholesome" artist slightly more valuable than a "rougher" artist even if they sell the same number of albums. From the consumer side, Walmart had obliterated the small town shops, including the independent record store. If you wanted the unedited album, you either had to buy from Walmart or travel several hours to the nearest major city. Luckily, we have the Internet now.
Unofficially? It was nothing more than a distraction from a proposed blank tape tax, according to Frank Zappa.Zach Schonfeld, "Parental Advisory Forever: An Oral History of the PMRC's War on Dirty Lyrics", Newsweek, 9 October 2015. The idea behind it was that if blank tapes cost as much as the ones from the album store, then piracy would be uneconomical. But the unmentioned result would also be that independent artists would also have to pay more for blank tapes, making it all but impossible for an independent music group to get started, unless of course they signed with the record company.
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