Memories of the Eight of Us

== Overview ==
Memories of the Eight of Us is a stand-alone audio drama that was released as part of the Miss Em Project on December 19th, 2023. It features Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor.
== Transcript ==
Mammon: Yo! The Great Mammon is back!
Asmodeus: Sure, sure. Welcome back.
Leviathan: Oh, it's just Mammon? And here I was thinking they were back.
Mammon: Geez, that's a bad attitude. Your wonderful older brother is back, be happier!
Belphegor: Here it is, Mammon's patented nonsense.
Satan: And that good mood of his is particularly irritating.
Beelzebub: Did you go to the casino or something?
Mammon: No! I was working.
Lucifer: Oh, that... What were the results, Mammon?
Mammon: Hehe, obviously I've safely secured a route to sell Miss Em.
Leviathan: Huh. That's nice.
Asmodeus: So, Miss Em won't have to be lonely anymore.
Beelzebub: Is that why you're so happy?
Belphegor: He's been like that ever since we got to the human world though.
Lucifer: Because we met them again, I'll bet.
Mammon: Shut up, shut up! Y'all are all the same, right?!
Belphegor: Well, we can't really deny that.
Beelzebub: I get happy just thinking about how they'll come back to where we are every day...
Belphegor: I wonder if they'll come home early today, too?
Leviathan: Hm, where are they now? I'll try messaging them.
Lucifer: Don't rush them. They're busy handling their normal life as well as Solomon's training.
Asmodeus: They're doing their best. I'll have to do my best to compliment them a ton to soothe them when they get back ♡
Leviathan: Wait, wait, wait. They had plans to play games with me in my room today.
Satan: No, we promised to watch movies together.
Asmodeus: Soothing!
Leviathan: Games!
Satan: Movies!
Mammon: Guys... Stop thinking about what you want and think about what they might want for a bit.
Lucifer: Oh? What a surprisingly good thing for you to say, Mammon.
Mammon: Obviously they want to hang out in my room!
Lucifer: I should have known...
Satan: Hey, Lucifer? Where are you going?
Asmodeus: Could it be... You're sneaking off to pick them up?!
Leviathan: Head start police, roll out!
Beelzebub: Everyone is getting anxious waiting for them to get back today, too.
Belphegor: Beel, do you want to invite them to our room while everyone is fighting over there?
Beelzebub: Yeah, let's. I want to be the first one to say "welcome home" when they get back, too.
Asmodeus: Hey! I'm the one who's going to say "welcome back" first!
Leviathan: Hey now, that's one battle I'm not gonna lose!
Satan: I'm just throwing this out there, but the first one to lock eyes with them when we reunited here was me.
Beelzebub: That's strange... I could have sworn that was me...
Belphegor: Eh? Wasn't it me?
Mammon: Huh? I'm always their first, no matter what. Didn't you notice them shouting "I missed you, I missed you!" when they saw me?
Leviathan: In your dreams. They were just shouting about Miss Em.
Asmodeus: It's so cute how you interpreted that to suit yourself.
Mammon: Guh...! Y'all should be more grateful to me! It's thanks to the Miss Ems that I made that we could even come to the human world!
Lucifer: Thanks to? Shall I look into whose fault it was that the dolls revolted?
Mammon: Spare me, o' dearest brother!
Lucifer: Hmph. Good grief...
Belphegor: Hectic as always.
Asmodeus: The Devildom felt dead without them around.
Satan: There was never a dull moment with them around.
Belphegor: But... When our break is over, we'll have to go back, huh.
Beelzebub: We'll...be separated again...
Mammon: Don't say that!
Leviathan: I don't wanna go back...
Asmodeus: I wanna stay with them...
Beelzebub: I want to live with them forever...
Lucifer: However... We can't ask to extend our stay.
Belphegor: Why not, Lucifer?
Lucifer: We were able to take an earlier vacation than everyone else thanks to Diavolo's consideration.
Satan: With "creating a foundation for reconciliation between the three worlds in the human world" as a reason...
Lucifer: Yes. We were even exempted from tests we should have taken.
Asmodeus: Even though it wouldn't have been weird to be punished instead... The Miss Em revolt caused quite the stir after all...
Lucifer: Exactly. We can't cause even more trouble for Diavolo in a situation like this.
Satan: But if we separate with regrets, we'll end up going wild just like those dolls, yes? Are you really okay with that?
Leviathan: That's right! We'll just go wild right along with Miss Em!
Mammon: Satan, Levi, you guys said it!
Lucifer: Don't encourage them...
Belphegor: Like you can talk, Lucifer. You feel the same as everyone.
Lucifer: Listen up, all of you. We've come all this way. We can't extend our stay, but we should make the most of our time here and make special memories with them, all eight of us.
Mammon: All right!
Leviathan: Yes!
Satan: You're making the best choice.
Asmodeus: That's the best ♪
Beelzebub: That's great for all of us.
Belphegor: You've made the right decision.
Satan: We need to strike while the iron is hot. We should decide what we're all doing.
Mammon: What can we do to make a ton of good memories?
Asmodeus: A fabulous special party ♡
Lucifer: That "fabulous" sounds suspicious. Rejected.
Asmodeus: Hmph! Even though I know I could make it an unforgettable memory!
Leviathan: If you're talking memories, wouldn't a trip be good?
Belphegor: I agree. I want to go on a trip in the human world. With everyone.
Beelzebub: A family trip...
Asmodeus: I like the sound of a family trip! I wanna travel the human world ♪
Lucifer: It won't fit in the schedule, rejected.
Asmodeus: Aww... Again?! Lucifer, you meanie!
Satan: We have their schedule to consider as well, we can't take too much of their time. We'll have to select our destination carefully.
Belphegor: There are tons of neat places to see, it's hard to choose.
Mammon: Oh, let's go to Japan then! That's where they're selling Miss Em!
Leviathan: Japan?! My little otaku heart!
Lucifer: That's all well and good, but where? There is Tokyo, Osaka, Okinawa, Hokkaido...
Satan: I've got it!
Everyone: Let's go to Kyoto!
Asmodeus: Wow, we harmonized ♪
Leviathan: It's a miracle!
Belphegor: I bet they'll be surprised when they get back and find out we're going on a trip to Kyoto.
Mammon: For sure. It'll be a great surprise!
Asmodeus: I can't wait to see their happy face ♪
Satan: Let's keep it up. Now that we've decided on a place, we should decide what to do.
Leviathan: Beel, you may speak.
Beelzebub: There's a market there nicknamed the "kitchen of Kyoto." I want to go there...and eat EVERYTHING!
Belphegor: I knew you'd say that.
Leviathan: In your case, you might actually eat everything.
Lucifer: Yes, let's put that on hold for a moment.
Asmodeus: What? It's not rejected?!
Mammon: How about we splurge on the horse races?
Satan: Huh?!
Mammon: The thrill of entrusting your life savings to the horses! It'll definitely be exciting! An everlasting memory for sure!
Beelzebub: We don't need a memory of bankruptcy.
Leviathan: Plus, we already have horse racing in the Devildom.
Mammon: Didn't you guys know? They just renovated Kyoto's horse racing stadium, it's really pretty. If we went there... Just like that, go, go! Run like the wind! For my dreams! YES! I've won 10 million!!! With this, I can give you the best Kyoto vacation. What's that? You've fallen for my amazing luck? Heh, it's fine if you want to bet your whole life on me.
Satan: Mammon, look! The deliberation light is flashing.
Leviathan: Oh, it looks like they've got an announcement. For getting in the horses' way, Dirty Mammon will be dropped to last place.
Belphegor: Which means the horse I bet on, Belphie Blue, is in first now. Looks like I'll be giving you the greatest Kyoto vacation.
Mammon: Gah, what are ya doin' ya dumb jockey?! My life savings! My life savings! Hey, don't just drop my horse out of nowhere like that!
Lucifer: Heh, that was a nice retort, Mammon.
Beelzebub: What a realistic and funny fantasy.
Mammon: Realistic?! That was tragic!
Asmodeus: Right, horse racing can be a good or bad memory depending on your luck, it's a bit difficult. We won't have to worry about that with my plan ♪
Lucifer: Oh? And what is your plan?
Asmodeus: Go to this famous movie studio in Kyoto!
Belphegor: A movie studio?
Asmodeus: They make Japanese period pieces. They've even got samurai walking around! Isn't that cool? Just imagine if we went and cosplayed...
Mammon: Whoa, sorry 'bout that.
Beelzebub: Oh, it's the petty thief Mammonbei!
Belphegor: Eh? Hasn't that person had their wallet stolen?!
Satan: What?! They've lost their wallet?!
Leviathan: For something to happen to them, I won't forgive you!
Asmodeus: Hold it, hold it! Stop right there criminal scum! The legendary swordsman Asmodeushin is here to punish you!
Mammon: Guhah...! You...got me...
Asmodeus: Hmph... I've gone and slayed another worthless foe ♡
Asmodeus: Are you okay? Great. Here's the wallet you lost. Here, a charm so this never happens again. A hand towel with my kiss mark. Keep it close to your heart ♡ With this, I'll always be protecting you ♪ ...Ah! Would a blotting sheet have been better?! I'll just put a kiss mark on the package and give these to you too ♡
Satan: Th-There's been a murder!
Belphegor: Over here, officer!
Leviathan: I'm here, I'm here! Asmodeushin, unhand them immediately! The one to protect their happiness forever will be me!
Asmodeus: What?! Why?! I'm the hero of justice, you know? If you're going to catch anyone, catch that thief!
Mammon: Hold it, hold it, hold it! Why am I the thief!
Beelzebub: Because you fit the role perfectly.
Belphegor: Totally.
Satan: More importantly, Belphie. In that time period, there weren't police. They'd be a thief catcher, a "doushin" or—
Belphegor: How nitpicky... Asmo was talking about kiss marks and packages, what about him?
Satan: Hm? Wait. In that scene, wouldn't it be best if it ended with me becoming the magistrate and protecting them by passing judgment on everyone?
Asmodeus: Geez, stop ganging up to crush my fantasy!
Beelzebub: Actually, Asmo... I thought calling yourself "legendary" the most lame part of the story...
Leviathan: Right! Lol!
Asmodeus: If I didn't say it, you wouldn't have gotten it! I'm not dead set on the idea of a legendary swordsman anyway. I would be lovely as a lord, ninja, or courtesan as well! I wonder what kind of me they'd want to see? I know! I'll let them choose an outfit first and then match with that ♡
Lucifer: Your monologue is taking too long, Asmo.
Mammon: Way to get lost in your fantasies.
Belphegor: Are you in any position to say that...?
Asmodeus: We can all take a picture together, so let's all dress up as random things and take a photo to remember it by ♪
Leviathan: No, we haven't decided on going there! Anyway, this is Kyoto we're talking about here! Kyoto! You get it? When you visit Kyoto, there's a place you absolutely have to go!
Lucifer: Oh, and where is this place we have to go to?
Mammon: Oh, I've got it! It's that shiny golden temple!
Leviathan: Wrong! Well, that's not bad either, but... Aren't you all forgetting about the manga museum?!
Mammon: A manga museum?! Go by yourself!
Leviathan: Huh? What are you saying? They've got tens of thousands of volumes! What's more, they've collected tens of thousands of materials about manga culture and history! Can you believe it?! Manga is something we can't live without. It teaches us about human culture, it's the perfect item for fulfilling Lord Diavolo's wish for peace! Right, Lucifer?!
Lucifer: W-Well...
Leviathan: And Mammon, did you think I didn't know you've been using RAD's "Learning Through Manga" series?!
Mammon: I was just looking at those because Lucifer forced them on me!
Leviathan: And I can't begin to tell you how much manga has helped me talk to them! I can't thank manga enough! In summary, we have a DUTY to pay our respects at the manga museum!
Lucifer: I-I can see you're passionate about this...
Mammon: How many times did you just say manga...
Beelzebub: Beef is good, but chicken is also...
Asmodeus: Beel? We already finished talking about food, you know?
Belphegor: I've heard there's a place called Kobe that has really good beef, right? Is there any good beef in Kyoto?
Mammon: Belphie, you should just let him be.
Satan: If I may... Kyoto is a town of beauty and tradition, yes? Levi's suggestion has reminded me that there are a number of art and history museums. Wouldn't touring those be a good use of our time?
Leviathan: Hey, if you put it that way, it sounds like you aren't including the manga museum in that tour of yours!
Satan: They have an eye for art, right? Surely going on a trip to see art will be most satisfying for them!
Leviathan: Are you just ignoring my opinion?!
Lucifer: It's not a bad idea, but what do you think about going with these members? Wouldn't they be too worried about what might happen to the precious art to be able to enjoy it?
Mammon: Why are you lookin' at me while ya say that, Lucifer?!
Asmodeus: Belphie, what do you want to do?
Belphegor: Me? Let's see... My first choice would be to rent a traditional Japanese house and take a nap on the porch. But then the memories would only be in our heads... It might be good to try a craft-making experience. We'd have something to take home too.
Lucifer: I see... What sort of crafts, for example?
Belphegor: Hmm... Like a power stone bracelet or something?
Satan: Aren't those rosaries for praying at shrines?
Asmodeus: Is that safe for demons?
Belphegor: Kyoto has some traditional pottery, right? Some famous ones. How about painting some teacups or something? I'm sure that'd be fun. We could exchange what we make.
Leviathan: By painting, you mean we'd draw the pictures ourselves?
Mammon: If Belphie drew something, it'd completely lose its traditional Kyoto feel! Ahaha!
Beelzebub: Seafood would be good too...
Asmodeus: Wow, you're still going?!
Belphegor: Japan is surrounded by ocean, so I'm sure there's plenty of seafood, Beel.
Mammon: Like I said, just leave him be. There's no way Beel's listening.
Asmodeus: Hey, hey, if we think about what everyone wants to do... wouldn't cosplaying at the movie studio be the best?
Satan: What sort of math did you do to reach that conclusion? Of course touring the art museums would be the best!
Leviathan: Huh? No matter how you think about it, it has to be the manga museum!
Mammon: No way, it's the horse races!
Beelzebub: That's right, we can't forget about vegetables...
Leviathan: Beel, that conversation is over already.
Satan: Well, Kyoto is known for "Kyoto vegetables."
Belphegor: If we ate those, would it be like getting a taste of Kyoto?
Asmodeus: They sell them at that market Beel wants to go to, right? It might be good to stop by and buy some souvenirs when we're in the area.
Satan: We have to eat regardless, so let's take Beel's opinion into consideration.
Leviathan: There's no way my little brothers who answer everything Beel says can be this nice.
Mammon: Hey, Beel. They sell plenty of good food at the horse races.
Asmodeus: Hey, it's no fair trying to win Beel over! If that's how it's gonna be, then there's plenty to eat at the movie studio too! Probably!
Lucifer: Good grief... At this rate, you'll never come to a conclusion. It looks like... I'll have to come up with the plan.
Leviathan: Sure, sure, you just want to go on a factory tour, right?
Belphegor: Visiting Kyoto just to see a factory, aren't you the one with the least sense...?
Satan: That's completely out of the question.
Lucifer: How foolish. While I do want to do an observation, what I'm interested in is... A well!
Everyone else: A well?!
Lucifer: Yes. It seems there's a well in Kyoto connected to Japan's Hell. It's sealed now, but I've heard there used to be people who spent their days in the human realm and their nights as officials in Hell.
Mammon: So what? I don't care about Japan's Hell.
Lucifer: Do you not get it? What if we could make a similar connection between the human world and Devildom?
Satan: They'd be able to come to the Devildom every day.
Leviathan: That's what you mean?! You're a genius!
Asmodeus: Amazing! Lucifer, you're really doing your best to think about them, aren't you?
Lucifer: Of course.
Mammon: But wouldn't that be pointless if they learned how to use teleportation magic?
Lucifer: Hmph, how naive. If we had a route between the two worlds, they could come and go without using up their magic.
Inner-Satan: He even took the physical toll on them into consideration...! We mocked him for his usual tasteless recommendation! But this is perfect!
Mammon: Dammit... At this rate, Lucifer's suggestion is gonna win.
Belphegor: But Lucifer, isn't that a lot like Barbatos's doors? Actually, isn't there a good chance Barbatos is the one who made that well?
Inner-Satan: Nice, Belphie! If it's Barbatos there's a good chance he pretended to be a human in order to scout out Japan's Hell.
Mammon: So why should we go check out the well now? I don't wanna go through this just for Barbatos to show us up.
Leviathan: Right. So we should go with my plan. It's peaceful and cultured!
Mammon: Don't you take advantage of this, Levi! You were totally into Lucifer's idea!
Lucifer: If you can't decide, we'll be prioritizing my idea.
Mammon and Satan: Down with Mr. Pride!
Asmodeus: Hey, how about this? We'll have them decide when they get here. And whoever has their plan chosen can spend some one-on-one time with them!
Lucifer: Hmph, fine. I'll accept that challenge.
Belphegor: You're really confident for a guy with a boring plan like looking at a hole to Hell... But I don't mind deciding like that either.
Asmodeus: Are the rest of you okay with it?
Mammon: I won't be able to be with them if I don't get chosen...
Leviathan: I've started losing confidence... Not that I had much to begin with...
Satan: As long as we keep them from choosing the well...!
Mammon: Ah, I'll give up on the horse races. I'm choosing that place with all the red gates lined up. That mysterious vibe's probably totally cool.
Belphegor: Whoa, Mammon chickened out...!
Satan: All right! If temples and the like are fine for us demons, then I'm changing mine to the temple with crickets. It's renowned for providing luck in love. I'll use this chance to solidify my relationship with them!
Asmodeus: Eh?! Even Satan?!
Belphegor: Satan, isn't going to pray even worse than making a rosary...?
Leviathan: I-I want to visit the aquarium and climb Kyoto Tower! If I get to be alone with them, take it to the holy land of couples, the riverbank!
Lucifer: Good grief, the lot of you changing to cliché tourist attractions and date spots. You don't know when to give up.
Asmodeus: It's so ugly of everyone...
Mammon: Shaddup!
Leviathan: Th-That's just how important alone time with them is!
Satan: Plus, we don't want to lose to a well.
Belphegor: Oh, they're back.
Four brothers: Whose plan is the best?!
Mammon: Come with me!
Leviathan: I believe in you!
Satan: Let's deepen our bond!
Asmodeus: Come have fun with me ♡
Lucifer: Give it a rest all of you. Even if you say all that, they won't understand what's going on...
Belphegor: Rather than making them happy with a surprise, you're just bothering them...
Beelzebub: Welcome home. I thought you'd be getting back soon.
Satan: Darn it...!
Asmodeus: We forgot to say "welcome home"! Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, I love you!
Belphegor: You snuck something else in there with all the confusion...
Lucifer: Welcome home. I'm sure you had a long day.
Satan: Lucifer, you're acting calm now, but... I definitely just heard you gasp.
Beelzebub: What? You didn't already welcome them back? That means I said it first, I guess.
Mammon: Hmph. It's not like I'm frustrated about it or anything!
Belphegor: Good for you Beel. Your wish came true.
Leviathan: Welcome home! I couldn't say it first, but my feelings are definitely the strongest!
Satan: Welcome home. I was eagerly awaiting your return.
Belphegor: Welcome home. I've got a lot that I want to talk to you about.
Mammon: H-Hey. Welcome back... You're so late! Don't keep me waiting so long!
Asmodeus: Hearing you say you're back is spellbinding no matter how often I hear it ♡
Beelzebub: I'll help you carry your stuff to your room. Dinner is after that. The preparations are already done.
Mammon: Dinner?!
Leviathan: Now that you mention it, something smells good...!
Asmodeus: When did that happen?!
Satan: We were so busy coming up with plans we didn't even notice...
Belphegor: I noticed Beel was gone, but I thought he'd just gone to eat something.
Beelzebub: I'm on dinner duty today after all. I made curry.
Lucifer: So all that talk of beef and seafood was about tonight's dinner.
Beelzebub: I made a salad too.
Satan: So that was what the vegetable talk was? What's with this perfect foreshadowing payoff?!
Leviathan: Plus, look at them. They're super surprised, and making a crazy happy face on top of that!
Asmodeus: So cute! ♡
Mammon: Heck, Beel even surprised all of us.
Beelzebub: I'm hungry... I get hungry even faster when I'm cooking... You're already hungry too, right? ...Sneaking bites? I didn't... I controlled myself today. ...Why? Because I wanted you to be able to eat a lot.
Lucifer: For them...?
Satan: Beelzebub...
Asmodeus: Kept himself...
Mammon: From sneaking bites?
Everyone: That's the biggest surprise of all!