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Sapir–Whorf Hypothesis

Within the study of Linguistics, the Sapir–Whorf Hypothesis details the theory that language affects society. The main focus of the hypothesis is that there is a systematic relationship between the grammatical constructions that an individual speaks and how that individual then interprets the world and interfaces with it, and anyone who disagrees is likely to get a Bat'leth in the groin.
Put simply, the hypothesis argues that the nature of a particular language influences the habitual thought and aggressive tendencies of its speakers.
==Experimental Support==
A number of recent studies would indicate support for the hypothesis. In Picard's Study of Linguistic Determinism Amongst Species of the Outer Rim the Professor expresses the opinion that although there are flaws within the Sapir–Whorf Hypothesis it forms the best explanation of "why stuff happens". But then he is French.
Britain's adoption of Newspeak in the mid 1980s is often cited as another example of the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis in action, which British Prime-Minister Emmanuel Goldstein recently described as "a shining example of doubleplusgood goodthink." Some scholars have argued the recent domestication of the British people and demise of the British Empire was due to this paradigm switch, an allegation described as crimethink when proposed to locals who quickly put it out of mind with another pint.
In whatever language Eskimos speak there are forty two different words for Snow, twelve words for ice cream cone, and a hundred and seventy three words for "Arrrghhhhh.....polar bear". The Flemish language allows people in Belgium to define thirteen separate states of boredom.
==Criticism==
Criticism of the theory revolves around the counter-argument that society defines language, though proponents of the Sapir–Whorf Hypothesis state, "That's what we'd expect them to say. They're all probably Jews or something." 
==See Also==
* Linguistic Creationism
* Linguist
* Cunning Linguist
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Satan vs. Tyson

Satan vs. Tyson was an exhibition boxing match that took place on June 6, 2006, widely regarded as the most controversial exhibition match of all time. The controversy arose when in round 7 Satan picked Tyson up and threw him out of the ring, prompting Tyson to retaliate by complaining to the referee. 
==Buildup==
Satan and Tyson came to resent each other very quickly while playing Call of Duty. Satan had lost to Tyson in a one-on-one deathmatch and got very butthurt, prompting Satan to challenge Tyson to a boxing match. During an interview discussing the upcoming fight, Satan looked directly into the camera and said, "I'm gonna fuck him in his ass!" ned.
==Fight Night==
When the match started, Satan immediately got a point deducted by punching Tyson in the balls. Tyson was given five minutes to recover. Tyson dominated the first few rounds before being almost knocked out by a spinning roundhouse kick. The referee, instead of being reasonable and disqualifying Satan immediately, didn't even pause the fight and instead let Tyson absorb multiple kicks to the body, head, and legs.
Tyson eventually composed himself and knocked Satan down with a right hook. During the ten-second count, Tyson walked to Satan's corner and started pissing on the corner-men — which the referee didn't do anything about.
In round 6, Satan almost fulfilled his promise when he knocked Tyson down with another roundhouse kick. While Tyson was down, Satan pulled down Tyson's trunks and started to violate him. Tyson clenched his ass cheeks, which crushed Satan's fiery red 
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A brief interlude
The continuing verbal description of this event is probably not fit for general audiences. Suffice it to say that both Tyson and the Prince of Darkness continue to up the ante by alternatively perpetrating acts of such lewdness and degradation upon each other that it is far better for everybody concerned if we just simply skip over the remainder of this sordid scene, and rejoin the action in round 7.
Near the end of the 7th round, Satan picked Tyson up and threw him over the ropes. What followed was a shocking surprise — the referee actually disqualified Satan on an unrelated technicality. Satan immediately dropped to his knees, sobbing uncontrollably.
==Aftermath== 
Tyson snuck into Satan's locker room and ostensibly found corner-man Lucifer Lucian already dead.
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Saturn

This article is about the planet. For the lying bitch, see Saturn (Lying Bitch). For other uses, see Saturn (disambiguation).
A Saturn is a celestial body in its earliest stage of development. Following fertilization, the mother cell divides into two daughter cells through a process known as binary fission. The cells consist mainly of gas separated from the small rocky nucleus by a double membrane of liquid metallic hydrogen and iron. This nuclear envelope isolates and protects a saturn cell's DNA from meteorite impacts that could accidentally damage its structure. 
A saturn is the only celestial body that is light enough to float in water, with an average specific density of 0.69. This has led some researchers to postulate that all planets have developed from a species that is water-dwelling in most of its orbit (the aquatic apogee theory).
Its symbol is an "h" with a plank. The "h" is for Hotaru. The plank is for Max Planck and his constant. What exactly Planck or his constant have to do with Saturn is an unsolved problem subject to heated debates in quantum physics.
==The ring==
The ring, or amniotic sac, is a tough but thin transparent set of membrane layers, which hold a developing Saturn fetus until shortly before birth, when it ruptures and is discarded in a spectacular shower of meteorites. Such events were celebrated with great feasts known as Saturnalia in Roman times, and with the invention of celestial Caesarian section, were enjoyed every month. This practice contributed to the extinction of many planet species, including the Krypton and the Mongo. The ring system is currently inhabited by Doub-O, a great Saturnian explorer, one of Saturn's moons bears his name. Saturn's moons are currently protected under the "Tree Treety". The help hotline number is: 1-216-258-6333. The ring's components consist of beer, aftershave and used toilet paper.
==The moons==
To date, 92723 moons have been discovered, the majority of which have Greek names, which no doubt is the main factor in determining their decision to remain in obscurity. Their function in the development of the Saturn is disputed. It has been suggested that they are in fact predators, circling their prey in anticipation of its full development, but this theory fails to explain what they fill their bellies with during the 17 seconds it takes for a baby formula’s planet to form. These moons are vegans... For 45 easy payments of $2345.98, you too can adopt a moon!!!
==Government==
Saturn's government can't be seen as there are too many clouds in the way. This suggests that the inhabitants there are gloomy and suicidal due to the lack of sunlight.
==See also==
*Pi
*Wand of Gamelon
*Saturn's moons
*Saturn (Lying Bitch)
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Saturn (disambiguation)

Saturn is generally a large celestial body in Earth's solar system, lodged between Jupiter and Uranus. Sometimes, however, it can be other things. Or the same thing, but just differently approached. Encyclopedias are wonderful things.
*Saturn (automobile) - A type of car for those of modest means.
*Saturn (planet) - A planet in the state of celestial mitosis.
*Saturn (Lying Bitch) - The same planet, who is also a lying bitch.
Sauerkraut

Victory Cabbage (sauerkraut) is a smelly thing that you can use to flavor stuff, poison it or just give it a face lift. One of my favorite treats, although my parents can't stand the stuff. It was derived from an ancient Chinese practice of pickling cabbage, which got carried to Germany through the Huns, but unlike the Koreans, the German art of sauerkraut never advanced to the level of kimchi. Sauerkraut is made by taking away a German's toys.
Sauerkraut also has many practical applications in the country of Russia, where it is used as an insulant and a warning system. However, such usage decreased in the 2nd century, and continues to fall up until this very day.
If you stand in front of a mirror at midnight and say the word sauerkraut three times in a row, a fine specimen of kraut will materialize itself in your hair.
==Linguistic Origins==
There is scientific evidence that sauerkraut tastes like shit.
The term sauerkraut can be traced back to medieval times when food was scarce and people were poor, but I simply refuse to do that.
Instead, I personally trace the term sauerkraut back to the legendary city of Atlantis.
At Atlantis you could find the world's first wastewater disposal system called a sewer.
For many years the sewage system at Atlantis worked perfectly until somebody evidently flushed too much toilet paper down the drain.
The, for modern times considered, primitive sewage system was unable to cope with the clogged-up pipes and it was feared that the system would overload. Now this is the point where we get back to sauerkraut. No, really.
It was then that a party of daring manly men tried to unblock the sewer and found piles and piles of sludge and crap within there which they appropriately called: 
*Sewercrud
In the end the rescue attempt failed and there was a major crudflood at Atlantis.
The city sank in crud and nowadays nobody knows where it is.
As time passed the term Sewercrud from the legends morphed into Sauerkraut and was used to name a vile tasting cabbage that looked like raw sewage.
==Sauerkraut as a derogatory term==
Beginning early in the Spring of 1916, Sauerkraut has also been used to refer to Germanic persons with particularly poor outlooks on life. And they may seem unrelated at first, but the trendy urban insult 'Suckakraut' also has its roots firmly buried in that delectable German cabbage.
== People who love sauerkraut ==
* Adolf Hitler
* User:KITTEN JUNKIE
* This guy
* Bob Dole
* Every German person who ever lived
* Your Grandma
* Your Grandpa
==See also==
*Freedom fries
*I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT.
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Saunauto

Oy Saunauto Oi is a Finnish car manufacturer based in Salmivaara. Their cars have been criticized worldwide because of the fact that they are built from used saunas that are highly likely to have been stolen from backyards in Helsinki.
The factory is owned by a former environmentalist by the name of Järkka Motoristi, better known as Salmivaaran Järkka.
==History==
It all started in 1941. The Russians had blown up the liquor store in Salmijärvi which resulted in a 96% unemployment rate. Järkka Motoristi and his friends decided to take a kicksled ride down to Helsinki in order to present their complaints to Risto Ryti.
When they had gotten to Helsinki they noticed that everyone had a sauna of their own in their backyards, so they stole about 100 of them and shipped them home to Salmivaara.
Then they stole engines from Soviet MiG-15 fighter jets and attached them to the front of the sauna, the wheels were re-purposed loom-wheels. The model was named Nopea Puu-Perkele.
==The Premiere==
Saunauto Nopea Puu-Perkele was first shown at the Worlds fair in Salmivaara the same year and was displayed between AutoPutin and Oldsmobile Golden Rocket. It received the award "automobile of the year" and Järkka made over a billion Mark!
It also passed the Finnish crash test with flying colors. It was required to run over a bolshevik, turning him into a gory mess. The car was also specced to have 675 horse powers and a top speed of 1890 km/h. The fuel consumption rate was 7.8 liters per km.
==Models==
*Hyvvä Järkkan Ylimääräinen Includes a manually pumped airbag, extra seats in the form of haysacks and a VHS tape with Mr. Bean.
*Aito Suomalainen Roska is painted white with blue streaks and includes a bottle of Koskenkorva and a VHS tape with Moomin.
*Valmis Talvisotaan the sauna itself is made from steel instead of wood, painted in camo patterns, comes with tank threads and a turrent that automatically aims at Communists.
*Nopea kuin itsä Mauno Koivisto 3900 horse powers instead of only 675, which makes a top speed of 12544 km/h possible. The fuel consumption is then 19.8 liters per km.
*Jiddisch is a model made especially for the Israeli market. The sauna is replaced with a gas chamber.
*Aasinperse is a smaller sportier model made for women, and is therefore made to be a bit easier to drive. The design is inspired by the American brand Abrams, but is a bit larger. The engine is composed of two compressor-fed bigblock engines from Chevrolet, så it's not as powerful as the other models, but the fuel economy is very good. It's only available in pink metallic with teal furnishing, the standard equipment includes a latex-covered steering wheel, parking assistance (missiles that are automatically fired at any cars that are in the way) and a stereo that spits out any CDs not by Arja Sajonmaa.
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Sausage party

Sausages, much like other sentient self-aware foods, enjoy parties. Their unique culturea blend of various other meat's cultures, all rapped up in a metaphorical animal intestine casinglends itself well to the art of the party. Certain elements of sausage parties are unique to their region, while other elements are widely observed internationally.
==History==
The first recorded sausage party was chronicled by Ignatius of Loyola, a well known figure among Catholic humans. As the story goes, Ignatius had purchased several sausages one afternoon, and then left them in his kitchen. The sausageseager, as always, to partyhad thrown caution to the wind and started to drink and make merry in Ignatius's kitchen without first taking the necessary safety precautions. Needless to say, Ignatius discovered the sausage party, and upon documenting the story, he was sentenced to death by arena. However, he will always be remembered, by some, for his bravery in documenting the singing and dancing sausages in his kitchen that fateful night.
While it is clear that sausage parties took and take place before and after Ignatius's documentation, there have never been any other clearly labeled documentations or documentaries on the subject. There are, however, from time to time news items detailing sausages that have been mysteriously "moved" across kitchens during the night, and which inexplicably taste of alcohol.
Several members of the band Primus did a side project and called their side band "Sausage".
Some experts on the subject maintain that sausage parties are a myth. However, most of those same experts do not believe in Santa Clause, the Loch Ness Monster, or Dana Carvey.
==Typical Goings-on==
Drinking. Primarily, all sausage parties include alcohol. This is due to both the facts that sausages tend to be deeply depressed fatalists who enjoy drowning their sorrow in wine or gin or scotch whilst discussing the various ways in which they can and will be eaten, and the fact that sober sausages aren't very good singers or conversationalists. Have you ever had an engrossing conversation with a sober sausage? Exactly.
Singing is also a key element of most sausage parties. Usually, sausages sing selections from Iron Maiden, Slayer, and Simon & Garfunkel, however they have been known on occasions to create compositions of their own, which usually deal fatalism, animal intestines, or the Highlands.
However, the most important typical going-on at a sausage party is secrecy. All sausages who are on their way to a sausage party are required to lie to anyone who asks where they are going. The typical lie is that they are "off to a barbecue".
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Saying

As I regret that I have but one life to give for my country, I have chosen to not count my chickens before they hatch and write an article about sayings.
== History (is bunk) ==
Sayings, to beat around the bush, were created four score and seven years ago when a man named Bob Saying took one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. Many disliked his sayings because of their redundancy, but he chose to speak softly, and carry a big stick, and told them to take a chill pill. Because if you build it, they will come, Bob tried to improve the public’s attitude by becoming a genius with one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. However, it was all for naught. He knew that he who travels fastest travels alone. However, if at first, you don’t succeed, try, try, and try again you fail. However, united we stand, divided we fall, so Bob’s fate was written upon the wall.
And that was the way the cookie crumbled. Bob knew that knowledge is power, but he forgot the most important thing of all. Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.
== Sayings Today ("is life - the only life you are sure of") ==
Today, we need to blow off some steam. We need to think therefore I am. Use sayings to stop crying over spilt milk, stop splitting hairs, and stop burning bridges, and go ahead, make my day.
No one, as they count their chickens before they hatch,* uses sayings. Please, before you become the straw that breaks the camel’s back. 
* Okay, I used this one before. But let’s not split hairs.* 
* Oops, used that one too. But please, don’t make a mountain out of a molehill. 
== Conclusion (that you should jump to) ==
Why are you jumping to conclusions?
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Scalby

Only thirty Welsh furlongs away from Scarborough Beach, England, Scalby is a place where the old come to die -- to "Live out their last days" as Rodney Atkinson said. Scalby village certainly doesn't have the person who wrote all the failing stuff below. 
==Character Abounds==
Scalby is a village full of character. The great traveler Eric Newby wrote, "I once witnessed a one-handed man biking down the street with a fish in his mouth". This "man" later turned out to have been Patti Boulaye, riding Iain Duncan Smith's unicycle with a fish-shaped bar of Lux soap in her mouth. Miss Boulaye is perhaps the most famous of Scalby's many characters, oddballs, and village idiots.
In another publicity gaffe, Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling announced that he had discovered that Jesus spent his famous "lost years" (age 6 months to 30 years) carpentering kitchen cabinets at Number 2 North Street in Scalby. Later it was learned that a typing error on the Year 10 AD census of the village listed a Mr. J. E. Sus, a retired budgie-roaster. Forensic analysis by Scotland Yard revealed that the full stop button on the census-taker's ancient typewriter needed replacing. 
The typist, Mrs P.Onme, was regretful and sorry for her stupidity but, fear not, she for she was consequently strung from the village tree by her nipples and then awarded an OBE. 
No actually - I am mistaken. Mrs P.Onme wasn't consequently strung from the village tree by her nipples. That was me, for failing so much at being funny! Weird how things work out...
==Cuisine==
One local delicacy is a Chocolate Cream Egg split in half, garnished with a strained radish leaf either side. Another favourite is the nauseating Frog à la Peche and the positively revolting Peche à la Frog.
Of course this isn't true, and the person who wrote this is clearly a loser.
==Trivia==
*The village pet, named Rimjaw, is a five-foot-tall illegal immigrant from Mars who can usually be found in the local pub, nursing a pint of Woodpeckers and chewing his tongue.
*Scalby is not pronounced "Skollby", but "Scoreby...pnuh-THWANG!" Londoners down on holiday usually pronounce it "Skbl" whilst the Scots say "S'culber" and pirates say "Yarrrrr!".
*Scalby is twinned with Pornic, which is in France. Swiss, being the language used in Pornic, is taught in all Scalby schools, along with Bantu and the cunning lingo of love.
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Scarlet fever

Scarlet fever is one of the many colorful pranks of the Streptococcus bacterium. Scarlet fever has been a scourge throughout history—Hippocrates may have mentioned it, or perhaps he was writing about some other blotchy rash—but it became prominent in the 20th Century. Its modern name owes to Scarlet O'Hara, a fictional character in Gone With the Wind, a theater play about poor health and hygiene in the Antebellum South. This play exposed the extent to which common people responded to medical conditions with indifference, typically remarking, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Union victory in the Civil War brought improved medical treatment to the South, as well as relieving residents of the need to climb to the second story of buildings in large cities.
==Symptoms==
As the name implies, scarlet fever results in a skin rash a good bit more severe than mere zits. Prompt treatment is imperative, because you don't want to go through life looking like that.
==The Dick test==
The Dick test is a test for scarlet fever devised in 1923 by a bacteriologist with the unfortunate name of George Dick (not the football player), along with his wife, Gracie.
In the Dick test, the doctor injects into a patient's arm a substance containing a small amount of scarlet-fever toxin. If the patient is not immune to scarlet fever, symptoms appear within a day and physicians can treat this incurable, fatal disease. Otherwise, the patient is "off the hook," to use the term from epidemiology.
The doctor often gives a "control injection" in the other arm. If the patient develops the telltale red blotches on both sides, one can conclude that it is not scarlet fever but probably just some bad reaction to being stuck by needles. Perhaps they were dirty.
However, as the sage would say, "All good things must come to an end," and the technique of testing for and inducing random medical catastrophes has fallen into disuse since the modern tendency to use clean instruments, and the invention of penicillin. But the technique was immortalized in popular culture by Firesign Theatre in the signature game show, Beat the Reaper.
Unfortunately, some unscrupulous physicians tell patients they are going to administer something called the Dick test but do not diddle with either arm. However, the informed patient knows that the Dick test has nothing to do with dicks. Although the commandment to Don't Be a Dick is a fundamental part of the Hippocratic Oath, we are left to rely on the sex-offender registry.
==See also==
*Dick test on Wikipedia
*Bubonic Plague
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