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Squidward.mp4

I love Spongebob Squarepants, one day I was looking for full episodes online, when I came across a download page for an episode called "Squidward.mp4" I thought this was a screamer or Rickroll or anything, but I downloaded it anyways. I began to watch it, the episode cut immediantly to the episode, there was no intro or title card. It started with Squidward crying bloody tears on his bed, I thought "Wait, isn't this Squidward's Suicide all over again?" then, the screen cut to Patrick, he had HYPER-FUCKING-REALISTIC BLOOD ON HIM! AND HE. WAS. DEAD. Then, Squidward appeared on screen with black eyes and red pupils. He said "You're next, Spongebob." Spongebob screamed "OH SHIT!" I was shocked, Spongebob just said one of the seven words you can't say on TV! Spongebob ran as fast as he could, but the Sonic drowning theme was playing, WTF? After the theme played, it stayed black for 5 seconds, at the 2nd second there was a scream. It lasted until the 5th second. Spongebob...was dead. It put Squidward in the screen again with those black eyes and red pupils, only now there was blood all over him and he... OH MY GOD! HE HAD THE BIGGEST GRIN I HAD SEEN ON HIM! He said "Now you, Max & Ruby!" wait, WHAT?! How could Max & Ruby (another one of my favorite shows) be in an episode of Spongebob? Max & Ruby screamed and ran as fast as they could, suddenly. It cut to Spongebob and Patrick flying a plane, but then it cut to REAL LIFE 9/11 FOOTAGE! I was very disturbed, it then cut to Squidward staring at the screen, he said "Wanna see my collection of bodies JADUCIABLE?" how did Squidward now my gamertag?! He then showed me the bodies of all the Sonic characters and even Mario and Luigi! He then said "You're next, JADUCIABLE!" then the episode ended, I deleted the file off of my computer, that night, as I was going to get a can of Pepsi, I saw Squidward exactly how he appeared in the episode, he ran towards me, and I fought him with skills I learned during the multiple times I played Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Then suddenly, the Final Smash Ball appeared, I grabbed it and turned into a Mega Charizard X and shot a giant beam at Squidward and he exploded! Then, I grabbed my Pepsi, drank it and went to bed. Now remember, if you see "spongebob season 3 unaired episode" or "spongebob bootleg episode" then its probably the one I watched.
Also, no, I am NOT the same Jaduciable who wrote Ben Drowned. Totally different guy.
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Mario
Category:Sonic
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Squidward Gets Shot

One day I was watching Spongebob reruns on Nickelodeon when a promo showed up. It said "Are you ready kids? Well you better be, because a new Spongebob episode is about to air. Don't change the channel!" I was excited. A new Spongebob episode? I waited for a while, and the episode came on. The title card read "Squidward gets shot." I was confused at first. Squidward gets shot? Who would name an episode that? Then it showed a first person view of a camera being held by Spongebob. He was walking to Squidward's house. Spongebob knocked on the door and the audio became muffled, like it was nearly impossible to hear. However, I was able to make out the words, "Come over." And "No Spongebob!" The scene then cut to Squidward walking into Spongebob's house. Squidward looked frightened, and it would soon become evident why. Spongebob panned the camera down to his hand, showing that he was holding a knife. This freaked me out a lot, considering how nice Spongebob usually is. Spongebob then sat Squidward down on the sofa and pretended to get him a drink. However he sits the knife down on the kitchen counter and instead grabbed a gun that he pulled out of the kitchen cabinet. He then slowly sneaks into the living room. Squidward was watching T.V.. Spongebob then aimed the gun straight at Squidward's head, and pulled the trigger. Immediately, blood and brain matter flew everywhere. As soon as this happened, the screen went to black. The T.V. glitched up. It was just plain static. After at least 4 minutes of this, it cut back to the regular Nickelodeon programming. To say the least, I was horrified. Who would make an episode like this? A psychopath. That's who. I hope whoever made this abomination gets thrown straight into a jailhouse.
Squidward_Gets_Shot.png|The Title Card
SBLOSTEPISODESQUIDWARDGETSSHOT.png|a Screenshot From The Episode
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
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Category:That just raises more questions!
Squidward doesn't suicide (or does he)

i'm scared i think? from this shit called a episode.
So somebody threw a stupid vhs at my fucking wall and i picked it up and it says squidwards nose. so i ate half of the tape and smashed it sideways into the gay retarded vhs player?. it started with squidward playing the flute with his dick and the screen is a screen. a knocking on the door is heard. squidward yelled fuck!. he licks his nose and slithers to the door. he kicked down the door and a realistic gay mailmen gave squidward a rock horse dildo. squidward slamed the door on the mail mens crotch. squidward put the dildo up his nose far. squidward pooped out a rubber duck in the toilet. squidward then rode on toilet paper out of the bathroom. the toilet paper flew with squidward on it. so then squidward ate spongebobs house whole. spongebob then started screaming like a little bitch he is. squidward threw a rock at spongebobs head and spongebob got knocked out. and squidward got his flute and rubbed his poop on it. he then ate it and his nose fell off. squidward screamed but it was in slo motion. squidward jumped out the window and landed on the mail man. the mail man died realistically. so squidward was then on a wheel chair with a bag of cocaine in one hand. he went to the flute club and ate everybodys flute. then people beated squidward up and squidward shot them with a shotgun and rode out on his magical toilet paper
he flew in the sky and got hit by a plane. and it then showed squidward naked on his couch with a popsicle he then meletd in poop.
then the squidward derp picture popped on the screen for 2 seconds.
the tape got out and grew legs and walked away. so i was all like what the fuck just happened!!!
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Squidward kills spongbob

One day in the binki bottom spongbob and patrick was annoying squidward and squidward was fed up, he set the house on fire and locked it up and withen 2 minutes they were dead for good and then he moved to panama city beach so he wont be near the binki bottom and he had a blast there he was swimming, going to the beach, having relaxing afternoons without being annoyed but by the end of the year they found squidward and sent him to the binki bottem jail for murder with a death sentence or 15 years if he is good at the jail and he was happy he was going to jail because he wouldn't be seeing anyone but inmates and adults who respect him plus he was released once a year to see his mother for one day but squidward had nightmares about killing spongebob and patrick for some reason but he ingored them, the end
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Squidwarddies.exe

You know spongebob.
well I was on the web.i wanted to download spongebob episode. i came across one.
it was called squidward dies. I cried.
i installed iT, I played the video. It opened with the intro. Before it cut to Patrick standing at the krusty crab.
he ate a burgur as a voice creeped behind Patric. It said. "I finally have my attention " 2 times
squidward looked awfully sad.he cried so painfully. I just felled sad. Is squid ward went outside. To meet spongebob. As spongebob said "go away" squidward cried very sadlY. He the went in to his house and cut his eyes out and shot himself. in 3 seconds screaming as his bodys eyes opened as red eyes stared at the screen
as the episode ended
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:Shortpasta
Squidwardscomingforyou.exe

last yar i was on nick.com when i saw a game called squidwards coming for you but it was a download but my curiosity ruled me over i downloaded it and a creepy squidward image popped up and screeched. minutes after i got off the computer but then my heart was pumping but then i thought to myself and said what the F*** just happened i was very terrafied but my computer flashed and a image of squidwards suicide poopped up and said  (I WILL KILL YOU, YOU PATHETIC WORM,PLAY OR YOUR HEAD HANG ON MY WALL) so i played and i was playing as squidward crying in a graveyard with tombstones that were marked spongebob,sandy,patrick,mr krabs and plankton squidward was crying hyper realisticly and the level started and the level was titeld as RUN! i started to run but then the other squidward was chasing me at 35 mph and finally catched up with my player and a cracked apeared in the gruond with demons pulling in the ground and the game froze with squidwards creepy face popped up and it crashed i passed out from horror for about an hour but then i went to go on the computer again i went on my download folder i did'nt see any download files so i searched nick.com but the game had gone i went to search my folder one more time and saw a squidward image with blood  smeared on him and he had razor sharp teeth and this is what it said in the text (noos uoy ees lliw i) it took me a minute to spell out what it said but this is my final message i fear for my life.
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Category:Stupid is as the main character does
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Squirrels in my Brains! D:

The squirrel looks at me,
Beady red eyes flicker, plastic and emotionless
Wood veneer finish as perfect as any inhuman angel,
Sculpted by a man's hand, smooth, unyielding.
Or perhaps a woman, or some starving pot bellied child, who can tell,
Or the godlike hand of machine.
Oh sweet rodent!
Oh what a dubious pleasure is this,
To sit and converse with something perverse,
Something as dead as this.
The gaping maw of funereal ebony resides behind him and his little nose,
And his little nose, his little nose.
A bleeding white spot dissolves,
And for a moment, he seems to twitch and writhe,
As I ponder my existence, something that has come to this.
He is not real,
I reason to myself, and my thoughts echo about in my lofty head.
To be alone, a concept so unlike the others I consider,
As I drag my heavy, burdened carcass up the stairs of life.
The squirrel is not there for me, he does not care.
He may as well be carved from the flesh of the horde who do not notice me,
And the effect would be no different.
Untidy soul, in disarray, scraping at the floor with clotted fingernails,
Holding ground, but never moving forward, and always knowing that I'll slip.
Chatter, chatter, chatter, they will make a noise like the squirrel (If he were real,)
They poke my gray body, so cold, slab like, laid out on a table,
like they would display a buffet, trembling before mass consumption,
How very pretty, how very vulgar.
And he does not care, he does not even observe, as they slip me into my cocoon,
And they pull up the zip.
Do not pray, do not pray,
Just understand, and know, know him well.
The squirrel is only concerned with sorting his acorns for the long winter,
How they ripened and fell from grace, so far from his tree, is of little consequence.
If he were real, he still would not pay heed.
After all, when a tree falls, there's always more seed.
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Trollpasta
SsengnihtoN

.meht sserped dna ,elpoep dnif I
.smitciv ym kees i yad yrevE
.uoy sesserped taht ssengnihton eht ma I
.gnihton ma I
.gnihton ma i tuB
.ylenol ma I
gnihton ma I
.gnihtemos ma i tuB
.ereh llits ma i tuB
.ereh ma i neve toN
.ereh gnihton yletulosba si erehT
.muucav fo dlrow eht ,siht nI
.ylenol ma I
.truh ton ma i tuB
.efink a yb debbats gnieb naht esrow si tI
.erofeb siht ekil gnihtyna tlef ton evah I
.elbirroh si tI
.niap eht leef nac I
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Beings
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Category:Shortpasta
Stages of an Anime Fan

1. Introduced to a popular show like Cowboy Bebop or a movie like GitS or Akira. Maybe watched some dubbed show on tv.
2. Discovers shounen manga/anime and starts to follow it religiously. Practices hand seals and tries out a kamehameha.
3. Seinen phase. Finds out about the classics of anime and the "mature" shows for a "mature" audience. Starts to debate styles and themes and writes essays on how something is better than something else. Starts collecting shows.
4. Finds out about moe shows which he at first follows because "the designs are pleasing". Ends up debating the love life of fictional characters and gets upset over it. Torrents every single anime show that airs or that he reads about.
5. /b/ or /d/ phase, depending on the person. There is no chance of anything sexual irl satisfying his needs and he descends into endless collecting of doujins and obscure shows, mostly focusing on weird fetishes. In any talk about anime he is dismissive and full of rage over failing at life, ashamed because of his obsession.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Stairs

For as long as I can remember, the thirteenth floor of my apartment building has been condemned. Nobody is exactly sure why, but recently, there's been a rumor going around that the stairs leading up to the thirteenth floor are cursed. So one night, out of curiosity, I went up those stairs. My friend, Jeff, warned me against it — said it was too dangerous — but I wouldn't listen. And then it happened. When I was near the top of the stairs, a skeleton popped out and caused me to trip.
"FUCK I'M FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS" I said as I fell head-first down a bajillion stairs.
"I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO," exclaimed Jeff, who had appeared seemingly out of nowhere. "I TOLD YOU DOG!"
"IT KEEPS HAPPENING" I said as I fell down yet more stairs.
"I TOLD YOU MAN! I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!"
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Memes
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
StalinBob CommunistPants

SpongeBob is hunting jellyfish when Vladimir Lenin shows up and tells him of the virtues of the common worker and communism, using jellyfish as an analogy. Inspired by Lenin, SpongeBob tells Mr. Krabs about this system, but the capitalist Krabs fires him for these ideas. He and Squidward start a communist revolution, overthrowing the bourgeoisie and turning Bikini Bottom into a socialist state, with SpongeBob (now named StalinBob) ruling over it all. Krabs and Plankton are sent to a gulag where they are tortured by jellyfish. Eventually, Gary's revolutionaries execute StalinBob
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Shortpasta
Stalin Boner

I know this sounds like a joke, but I'm genuinely distressed by this. I've been doing a research project for a couple weeks about Post-WWI international politics and setting the stage for WW2. Not for a class, but just because I'm interested in history, especially European and military history. Like most other guys, I also masturbate once or twice a day. So while I was taking a jerk break a few days ago, right as I was cumming, Stalin's face came into my mind because I was already thinking ahead to the research I was gonna do after finishing. I caught myself and was like "what the fuck", but didn't think about it for too long after. Well, a few hours later I got the urge for another go-around and again, as I was finishing, I was reminded of what had happened the previous time, and I thought of him while cumming again. In the past few says, it's only gotten worse, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about Stalin when I cum. Unfortunately, I think it's gotten even worse than that, because yesterday while working at my desk, I saw a news article about WW2 with Stalin's pic on it, and inadvertently got a boner. I feel really ashamed about this entire thing, and I don't know what to do. Consciously trying to not think about him seems like it'll just make me think about him more. Idk, but I feel like I've unwittingly activated a Pavlovian response correlated between Stalin and sexual pleasure, and I don't know what to do about it. I don't necessarily need advice, just wanted to feel like I'm not crazy or insane, but if anyone has a suggestion I would welcome it.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
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Stalkers POEM

I follow you when you walk your dog.
I follow you when you visit your mom.
I follow you home.
I follow you wherever you go.
You can run.
You can hide.
But I will find you in time my dear.
For you to meet your demise.
When I encounter you don't look surprised.
For that look will be the face forever.
When your stalker claims your life with his knife.
And that will be the end of you.
While your parents cry boo who.
You will be down in my basement forever.
Under a box of junk.
Or you might be in my trunk along with the others who came across my glare.
For they now have the same type of rare expression on their face.
The expression of death and sorrow.
That the police can't borrow.
Because it's mine and I will take it from the blind.
Spirits who gaze and wonder.
Why I had to slaughter them.
Watch out or I might target your next of kin.
Because it's my pleasure Gwen.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Stalking the Hills

Tall and pale, stalks the ground,
The Stalker of the Hills.
Deadly and silent, remains unfound,
The Stalker of the Hills.
Eyes unstaring, empty and soulless,
The Stalker of the Hills.
Existing with purpose, nature is goalless,
The Stalker of the Hills.
The witnesses empty, their minds forgotten,
The Stalker of the Hills.
They shall be released, memories begotten,
The Stalker of the Hills.
His purpose revealing, darkness receding,
The Stalker of the Hills.
The forgotten awaken, the army of forsaken,
Rise from the Stalker of the Hills.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Beings
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Standard Procedure

"Don't worry doctor, it's the standard procedure for allowing access to the lab."
Said the woman behind the one way glass. The laser scans doctor Papalov, as he straightens his tie.
"We're all clear with security, head on in" says the women as the door into the lab opened. Papalov has been excited to finally work more with these type of machines, these, AI. It astonishes him how advanced the technology they were creating was. His country, The Soviet Union, would surely win the cold war.
He walked around the halls, the scientists look normal, the intercom beeps, meaning they are about to speak.
"Would Doctor Papalov please report to room 1530, I repeat, room 1530."
Papalov had specialized in behavioral science, and this was an exciting undertaking, being in this lab. When he arrived at the room, he found guards holding down a doctor, the doctor on the table had a mortified looking expression. He was in absolute torment, although what he was saying was nothing but undiscernable innuendo. It is clear that something has frightened him beyond belief.
"Ah doctor Papalov, can you take a look and see if you can find what's wrong with this doctor?"
Papalov looked at the doctor thoroughly, nothing out of the ordinary, he blurted something about the lasers in the entrance. The doctor was attempting to hurt himself, Papalov and the guards attempted to stop him.
They were unable to stop him, work robots entered the room and carried away the corpse.....
Papalov was wondering why this sudden burst of violence happened. He remember something about the lasers being mentioned....
The next day at work, Papalov was going through the lasers as usual and noticed a little needle, he asked what it was. When he did so, guards came in and pinned him down, work robots came in as well, the work robots started to mutilate Papalov, the last words he heard were
"Don't worry, it's only standard procedure."
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Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Old Shit
Standardized Test

Every year, thousands of standardized tests are given throughout the United States. These tests can be stressful. Some kids become so stressed that they cry during the test. Every couple of years a standardized test contains a question that should be removed from every test. The question makes certain children depressed and go into a suicidal state. In 2010, my friend killed himself shortly after taking a standardized test that my school gives. The testing was only for one day. There was one question that plagued me. "Test 1, Prt. 6, Sec. 6, #6. Please describe your self immolation." For those who don't know, immolation means destruction or set to flame in some instances. This was the only question of its kind. I think this question was my friend's own immolation, a bullet to the head.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:YT Readings
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta