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Taco Bell Lost Taco

I was an intern at Taco Bell at one point, until this happened (P.S. this is not a creepypasta, it was real!) I got to taste new menu items before they came out. One time, they were going to put out a taco called the "Firey 666 Taco". The taco was said to have blood on it. Anyways, I put the meat on the griddle, put in on the taco shell, anf put on the cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and blood. When I took my first bite, something strange was happening to me. I started to take a massive shit. I spent 24 hours in the bathroom. After my long bathroom trip, I continued on eating the taco. I managed to eat the whole thing without going to take a dump. But then, my skin started to turn purple and I was becoming evil. I started to see visions of a creepy Mexican dog. Then I quit my Taco Bell intern job. The end.
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Tactics

Be me, a TACTICAL modern warfare II player.
Gear up with my M4+Shotgun loadout. Im ready for some intense, exciting, and tactical gameplay.
Set up shop in any building of my choosing. Place a claymore near the single entrance of my room.
Tactical.
Mount my m4 on the window. I see an enemy crouching around a car trying to slowly inch forward. Fool, he should have thought about tactics more and checked every single obscure window on the map before running around like a headless chicken. 4 shots is all it takes. My first kill. This is so exciting and fun!
I hear my claymore go off in the background. Ive claimed another victim. These enemies are total noobs, no tactics at all!
Now that my claymore is gone i should move to the room right next to me. Smart tactics.
Watch the each side of the hallway for 60 seconds each to make sure its clear. Tactics.
I sprint 5 feet to the other other room. That was jaw clenching! I should dial it back, im moving around too aggressively.
Mount my m4 on the window. Wait and scan.
Its been 3 minutes and i havent engaged anyone. Should i move to a different locat- NO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE POWER POSITION DONT GIVE IT UP TO RUN TO ANOTHER BUILDING LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN!
Sometimes its hard to keep myself in check.
claim 2 more kills with my superior tactics before the match reaches its time limit.
Im suprised allot of matches have been ending from the time limit rather than kill count. Wonder why that is...
What a fun, exciting match that was! Those 5 kills over 10 minutes really showcase my tactical skills.
Load up another match and repeat my tried and true strategy.
9 kills this time. Headless chickens the lot of them. They are no match for my tactics.
I can hear their footsteps from 50 feet away. And im not even wearing a headset.
Load another match. I set up shop near a window. Dont move. Moving means certain death. I should play the game the way its designed to play: being tactical.
Load up another match. Dont move. Tell myself im having fun with this tactical playstyle. This is just what i wanted in cod.
Load up another match. Dont move.
Load up another match. Dont move.
Load up another match. Dont move.
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Category:Vidya games
Category:Memes
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Tails' Revenge

It was a normal day in my life. At the time I was a HUGE Sonic fan. Bored, that day I decided to search my attic for my Sonic games. In the corner of my eye, I spotted a bit with the label I was looking for "Sonic Games". I took out all of the contents of the box. I noticed at the bottom there was a game disc labelled Tails Revenge. I never remembered playing this game in my childhood. So I decided to put the game into my computer into my computer. Instead of having some install wizard the game started straight away. My character was Sonic, the zone was called Death Hill Zone 666. Unlike any other creepypasta game instead of dead animals it was..... all of Sonics friends. All except for Tails. After a while blood red hands started to appear on my screen until it was completely covered. Then suddenly text appeared saying "Its all your fault, Sonic. If only you didn't try to get rid of me." . My heart suddenly stopped, Tails appeared on the screen in a dark void with Sonic. His head was twitching as he got closer and closer to Sonic. When all o f a sudden red text flashed on the screen with a voice screaming it out "RUN!!!" . I was in control of sonic again and started to make him run. While Sonic was running for his life out of the void Tails started to chase him with a Knife! Somehow, Tails was slowly getting closer and closer towards Sonic. When tails caught up to him he started to scream when Tails threw him down into the abyss. sonic started to fall into a spike out but before he did Tails stabbed him in the eye. Sonic started to bleed out of his eye while his lifeless body was impaled by the spikes. World's blood then splattered into the screen making a horrible squelching sound. Tails then appeared on the screen in behind everyone's dead bodies and said "Sonic, wasn't fast enough to escape his ever arriving fate. Now I'm going to find you, Player." . Then, my computer turned off. Freaked out, I decided to take out the disc and bury it underground so no other poor player would have to play this. I warned all of my friends about the game and told them if they found it to never play it. One of them, Marcus found a copy of the game. Shortly, after he played the game he had gone missing. When one day at my house... His body was lying on the floor with blood covered an his face. On his leg, a note was there saying "yOu aRe nExT." .
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Cliche Madness
Tails' Vengeance

I was and still am a Huge Sonic fan with posters around my room of him. I just don't have the feel for the franchise any longer mainly because of this story I'm going to now write.
It was a normal day with just me in my house my friend just loaned to me. I wanted to immediately go to the Goodwill games store (I honestly forgot what it was called). I then biked over there, only to find one copy of Sonic 2. I thought nothing of it and decided to grab it. I remember the cashier saying, "I'm not quite sure if you should buy that." I still bought it though and biked back to my house. I had inserted the disk into my console and booted it up. I noticed something was off though. The original "Sega" chime sounded grainy and corrupted. The screen had froze for a good three minutes before I took it out and put it back in. It sounded normal until the screen suddenly flashed to black at the middle segment. The anti-piracy screen suddenly popped up on my screen. Instead of it saying "This might seem like an illegal copy of Sonic the Hedgehog 2" it ended up saying, "This might seem like an illegal copy of 999001." I remember saying "What the hell" before it had shut off again. I took out the disk and inserted it again, hoping that it would play. Right before the Sega chime popped in, I just skipped. Something else seemed wrong though. So in the original Sonic 2, Sonic AND Tails are supposed to be there in the beginning. Instead, only Tails was there, despite it saying "Sonic 2." I thought maybe this might be a hacked CD Rom, but I thought otherwise after that. I pressed start but all it showed was a sprite of Tails running on a black empty screen. Tails had suddenly said, "It's dark in here, turn on the lights!" The lights had suddenly went out after him saying that. I had thought nothing of it and turned on the light again.
The first level, Green hill Zone suddenly popped up on my screen. I was playing as Tails. I had progressed through the game as normal when it suddenly turned red. All I could hear was empty buzzing. I had sat there for a minute when it flashed back on. I immediately teleported to the boss level where Dr.Eggman had his drill. I had finally beat him, but instead of him going of screen, he instead when out of his vehicle thing. He had a dialogue saying "Don't do it Tails. Just dont." Tails then walked up to Eggman having his Sprite slowly have a smile on his face. The TV turned to static for a second. When it flashed back I had seen Tail's feet and legs covered In blood as he was stomping on Eggman's head as it turned to blood and mush. I was horrified at what I saw. Tails then walked toward Eggman's body only to jump and step on it as nothing but blood and organs poured out. I had immediately took out the disk and tried to smash it with my hammer. The disk wouldn't seem to break though.
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Category:English Class Failure
Tails Doll: My Experience

So, a couple of days ago, I was looking through my attic for old stuff and something caught my eye. It was a box with the words, "GAMES", on it in sharpie. I took a peak inside and found a Sega Saturn and some games. I decided to play it for old times sake.
After hooking it up to the TV, I began playing some of the games. Soon, I came to the last game, Sonic R. It was a Sonic the Hedgehog racing game and I used to love to play it as a kid. I played it for a couple hours and soon enough I beat it. I decided to play with the Tag Mode and chose Tails Doll.
The characters I had to tag were Metal Sonic, Mecha Knuckles, Egg Robo, and finally Super Sonic. The game's controls were not the best, so it was a bit hard. Soon, I tagged almost all of the characters but Super Sonic. He was very fast, so it was hard, but soon enough after bumping all over the place, I tagged him.
For a split second, the screen turned red and it cut to a close up shot of Tails Doll tagging Sonic, not his Super form but his regular self, like as if tagging him sucked the Chaos Emerald energy out of him. After this, the screen aburtly went to black.
Suddenly, something faded into view. It showed a grass field, which was the one from Resort Island, with a blue colored bloody corpse lying on it. I didn't see it fully at first, but then I suddenly realized who it was.
It was... Sonic!
I gasped in shock. His eyes were gouged out and his stomach was cut open with his entrails hanging out. Suddenly, Tails Doll appeared infront of Sonic's corpse with his back to the player. He turned his head around without moving the rest of his body, staring right at me. He then quickly turned the rest of his body around and I saw blood splattered all over him and his hands covered in it too.
"Hello," it said in a demonic, child-like voice. "Thank you for playing as me and tagging that insolent hedgehog, helping me absorb his powers, which helps me break the barrier."
"What the fuck?!" I shouted in fear. "Get the fuck away from me, you demonic beast!"
Tails Doll turned its head 360 degrees and when it fully turned around, it's eyes were glowing red and it had a mouth with sharp teeth covered in blood and bits of flesh. It lunged at the screen and began to come out of it. I began screaming and started to run away.
The Tails Doll growled and grew claws. It shot at me and pinned me to the wall, then began to claw at my chest, as my shirt ripped up and blood began to drip from the claw wounds. I kicked it off me and sprinted upstairs. I didn't look back because I was scared I would fall and it would get me.
The Tails Doll flew in, growling, and I grabbed my baseball bat and hit its blood red gem, shattering it in pieces. It screeched loudly and began to deteriorate. As soon as it was gone, I sighed in relief, knowing that I survived that damn beast.
Now I write this as a warning. Never, ever play Tag Mode as Tails Doll. You don't know what trouble you're getting yourself in.
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Category:Sonic
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Category:Pointless Violence
Tails Doll Can Feel the Sunshine

It was a rainy day, it had already been a long day at work, I needed something to brighten up my day. I got home and saw a present next to the TV. It was wrapped in gold paper with black bow, and it had a tag saying:
"I know you've had a long day, so have this as a gift to shed some light to your life"
I had no idea who or what gave me this, so I ripped the wrapping off... It was a rather colorful looking game called Sonic R. I myself wasn't a huge Sonic fan but it did look like it would give something fun to do on one rainy day. I popped the disk in and was greeted to a catchy song and a colorful title screen. My mood was already starting to change.
I selected single player and went on to choose a character. I played as Knuckles as he is my second favourite Sonic character. I completed track 1 and collected all the hidden coins, and next I was greeted to a challenger. It was a Tails look-alike doll simply known as Tails Doll. He obviously looked weird but kinda cute, and he was a really slow character so I was able to beat him easily. After that, a screen stating "Next Challenge" I went onto a tag race. (You guys get the drill.)
I tagged Super Sonic last and was then greeted to another challenge. I was Super Sonic against Tails Doll. The screen began to flicker throughout the race making it hard to see, but I eventually went passed the finish line, I was greeted to my last challenge.
I was Tails and was against Tails Doll, and suddenly Tails Doll started to go at incredible speed so he easily won. Again, the screen was flickering until the system turned off completely. Then suddenly my house caught on fire... I managed to escape but I could have sworn I heard the words:
"Can You Feel The Sunshine?"
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Sonic
Category:Living Objects
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
Tails Is Hungry

tails trying to cure that STARVING feeling eats his and sonics eyes in pain sonic tries to scream yet knowing that no one can hear him as he screams slowly rotting as fish swim in and outside of his intestines as he slowly rots tails he tries to escape but gets his tails chain eventually getting it stuck and it rips off so he tries to rip off his legs to escape but after doing so he realizes he cant leave Sonic behind so in trying to help him he loosing oxygen and passes out but then wakes up to being eat by fish as his nerves are in tact he feels every bit of pain as the eat him alive he accepts his fate realizing sonic wouldn't want him to suffer so he has a cruel but peaceful death
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Tails goes under the speed limit

Sonic was inconsolable. He had just received the news that Tails had been pulled over for going under the speed limit.
"How could he do this to me?!" Sonic wailed. "We're supposed to be the fastest duo in the world, and now he's ruining our reputation by going under the speed limit?! I can't believe it!"
Sonic's tears flowed freely as he lamented the fact that Tails had let him down. "I trusted him to always push the limits, but now he's just conforming to the rules like everyone else. It's a disgrace!"
Despite his friends' attempts to console him, Sonic just couldn't shake the feeling of betrayal. "I thought we were better than this. I thought we were unstoppable. But now, it's all just a lie. Tails has let me down, and I don't know if I can ever trust him again."
As the hours passed, Sonic's sobbing slowly subsided. But the pain of Tails' betrayal would stay with him forever. He vowed to never let anyone slow him down again, and to always remember the importance of pushing the limits.
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Category:Sonic
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Take Me Away

The bully kept hitting me, and hitting me. His face distorted with rage as he repeatedly punched me. I tried scooting away from Marcus, the most popular kid in school. He kept coming, I closed my eyes, waiting for the worst. But nothing came, I opened my eyes, and glad I had, for there was a person there, but she was not normal.
She had deep black wings that were at least fifteen feet long. Her eyes were like human eyes, but a dark purple. She wore all black but she gave a black field around her body. I was frozen, so scared I couldn't move. She disappeared.
That was when I ran, ran as far as a could. It was night outside the school. The dark angel, I'm guessing, was flying over head. I kept running. Then the darkness crept around me, suffocating my sight to three feet in front of me. I stopped, I didn't want to run into anything, and then she appeared. The darkness faded and I was standing in front of a statue pedestal, the angel was perched on top with her wings spread out.
A lightning bolt struck her and a white field swirled around the angel. Then she spread her arms out and clapped her hands together. That's all I can remember from that night. But as I crouch here on top the school observation tower, I look for my next sad, and beaten target. For I have my own pair of wings, and now I am the Dark Angel and I have been taken away.
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Category:Beings
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Category:Old Shit
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Take it from me!

Now I got a message for all you liberals out there. You want my gun? My firearm?! Come take it from me. Just walk through my door! Come into my home, and take it from me! With your weak, soft... liberal, girlish hands... Just try to put those hands on me! Those soft liberal hands... Put them on me! On my body! Just slowly... gently... dragging your fingers up and down my arm giving me goosebumps. You want my gun?! Come kiss me for it! But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Let's do that thing where we- our faces get close to each other and you know what's gonna happen it's just a matter of time you just stare at each others lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely, like in a Walk To Remember... Come do that for my gun! Bite my lip and play with my hair... for my firearm! If you want my gun, come spank me for it! Not like-Not like too hard.. but like like.. still hard, you know? Li-Like-Like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time. You pussy liberals!
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Taking Out the Trash

SO I WAS TAKIN OUT THE TRASH. THERE WERE PAPER PLATES, BAGS, BOXES, UNEATEN FOOD, PLASTIC SILVERWARE, CUBS, NAPKINS, PAPER TOWELS, A BROKEN RAZOR, DEAD PLANTS, LEAVES, BROKEN CDS, AND THE BONES OF THE KFC THAT I ATE 4 NIGHTS AGO. SO I TOOK OUT THE TRASH AND THE DUMPSTER STARTED GLOWING BRIGHT GREEN. IT FLEW UP IN THE AIR INTO A SPIRAL. THE BONES OF THE CHICKEN GREW INTO A FULL SIZED SKELETON. THE SKELETON WENT MUAHAHAHHAHAH! AS HE SPUN HIS HEAD AROUND. I WAS IN SPOOK SHOCK FOR THE LONGEST TIME. I WAS AS STILL AS CEILINGS. THE SKELETON RAN INTO MY HOUSE AND STOLE MY TV. THE TV WAS STILL ON WHEN IT WASN'T PLUGGED IN! HE RAN AWAY WIT THE TV. ON THE TV WAS A SKELETON HEAD LOOKING AT ME THE WHOLE TIME. I NEVER SAW IT AGAIN. I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE. THIS HAPPENED IN 1938.
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Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Skeletons
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Taking a shit in the middle of a store

AITA for taking a shit in the middle of Dillard's because God told me to?
I (46M) have always been a very spiritual person, and enjoy experimenting with different ways to reach higher states of mind. One day after some research on spiritual/metaphysical focused internet forums, I learned that some kinds of drugs can induce a more divine understanding of the universe when in effect. One of the drugs listed was Benadryl, which I happened to have in my house thanks to allergy season. That night I decided to try it out. I took about 40 pills to be sure I was going to experience the fullest effect.
Naturally, the Benadryl did what it does best and made me fall asleep very quickly. I remember I was dreaming quite vividly when a large man (∞M) with a perm, a bright sparkly blue suit, and white sparkly cowboy boots approached me. He told me he was God. I was flabbergasted and expressed in every way I could how honored I felt to be in his presence. The man then silenced me and informed me that he beckoned me here because there was a sacred prophecy that needed to be fulfilled, and that I was the Chosen One. He told me that the only way for the prophecy to be fulfilled was to take a shit on the floor in the middle of a random department store. I graciously accepted and he sent me on my way.
That's when I woke up drenched in sweat, knowing I had a decision to make. If the internet forums were correct, I actually achieved reaching a transcendent state of being. After a bit of pondering, I decided I needed to do what I was put on this earth for. I got in my car and drove to the nearest mall. I meandered around inside, feeling a bit nervous, until I finally found a department store. I walked into the store and browsed for a bit while contemplating the events from the night prior. I knew that God was counting on me. I found an open area that I determined would be suitable for such sacred procedures, made sure no one was paying attention, and pulled down my pants. Now in hindsight, it probably would have been wiser to pull my pants down as far as I would on a toilet instead of stripping butt ass naked. Obviously I can't change the past, so I will acknowledge my mistake and move on.
I squatted down on the cold linoleum tile, and fulfilled the prophecy. I stood up and stared at the newly formed religious symbol, unsure of what was to happen next. I noticed several employees walking towards me. I presumed them to be acolytes preparing to bathe me in wine and adorn me in the finest garments. Apparently I was wrong about that and they kicked me out of the store and called the police. I am currently writing this from jail while awaiting a response from my lawyer. I've been pondering this and need to know, am I the asshole?
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Category:Potty Humor
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Taking a shit saved my life

I was ready to kill myself, I had the suicide note ready and everything. Before heading out to buy some rope for a hangmans noose I suddenly had the urge to shit and figured, why the hell not, one last shit wouldn't hurt. Sat down on the toilet and opened up twitter since I always get bored on the toilet. Saw a funny thread, liked it, and shared it with the only real friend I have.
After taking a shit I realised I no longer had the urge to buy the rope. My 'post-shit clarity' came to my senses and I started thinking about all the things I would leave behind like my siblings, my friends, and my dog and rabbit, and how distraught they would be if I went through with my actions.
No longer do I feel the need to kill myself. Although I may not have much to live for, I would still be leaving behind friends and family, so I will keep trying my best to make them proud.
Thank you, poop.
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Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Suicide
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Tale of the Box

There was a woman who lived alone. She had a box in her room, which was rarely opened. One night as she was trying to sleep it started to make noises. She looked around and turned towards it, when it stopped. After that, she figured it was a train or something, so she went back to trying to sleep. But this wouldn't be the last of the mysterious noise.
Whenever she walked past the room, the box would make noise. Again, observing it would show it doing nothing.
After a week of the noise repeating over and over again, she'd had enough. She walked up to it.
What would happen if she opened it?
She grabbed the top of the lid... and yanked it open.
And there was a ghost inside.
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