Mario 64 the Pony of Doom

A parody of fanfics.
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==How the Story started ==
I am a big fan of Super Mario 64. I love that game, it is probably the best game in the, Universe. I don't know where to start. I found a romhack of the game. It say's that it is only playable if I patch it with 5 diffrent romhacks and the real game so, I got those roms patched the rom and started Project64. An error came up saying: You die if you don't by the physical version so I bought it and it was thrown through my window, shaddering it.
I wasn't mad until the same guy threw a, N64 through my window to destroying it completly. I had to by a replacement window and after it was replaced I plugged my N64 in and started the game. It just showed a code and a website, www.Sm64cursedPonyRommod.com the code was 560666 so I entered it and to my suprise the actual physical copy destroyed my window. You see the game I got was a N64 Patcher that prepared my N64 for the real game.
==The Crossover Horror Game==
I started the real game and saw that the Romhack was called BetterPony64 666 Edition, I wasn't really scared as, I love scary rom hacks but, what I saw in the first few in the first second shocked my Mario was attacked by a Pony that tried toi kill him in the, intro, I just pressed start but it wouldn't let me. Mario died and I finally was able to select a file. But every Mario head was replaced by a zombie ponyhead. I choose file A since it was the only new file. 
The Cutsceen where Lakitu flies around the Castle was, missing instead you just see him eating a sandwich and flipping the bird at me, He said:Fuck you I have, quit my job, because I suck at it. Then we see his replacement a Pony that, looks like Luigi but as a Pony. Maeio jumped out of the pipe as his normal self. I thought he got killed but he's clearly alive again. Luigi blocked the way to, the entrance and sucked me into the game. I was Mario now and Luigi attacked me. 
But, I beat him up and bit Luigi he turned back and I was send back to, the real world and played Mario with the moded controler I got. I went into the castle with Luigi and Mario everytime, I had to fight. i was sucked into the game to do that myself. Which sounds awsome but, if I die in the game, I die in real life. I got to peaches slide but, it turned into Pony Hell where I had to fight Pony Satan.
==Why does it end like that?==
I came into the fight with him and used the ultra deponyfier beam that turned Satan back. He said: "Thank you for, your help. I give you now the Anti Pony formular. and the Power Formular. It gives you all the Power to beat the, Ultra Power God Beast Pony Bowser." I was shocked as Mario fused with Luigi and Satan. I was teleported to the final Boss. 
The Bowser Creature attacked my ultra form once and killed my instantly, turning me into a Pony and sending me to, Ponyvile now I am in real hell with all player's before me trapped here aswell, making me forget my human self more and more. One day I just wake up thinking that I am home and don't remember that I was ever a Human to beginn with. 
==Last Note==
If you ever find the Romhack I did never download it, as it changed my life forever. Now if you excuse me I got a date with a other pony, that is interrested in me for my Personallity and not my looks. Thanks for reading fellow ponies/humans. I am now trapped in MLP
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