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Guten Tag

You know how "Guten Tag" is meant to mean Good day or something like that? Yeah, to me it's not. I'll tell you why if you want. If you don't want to know, leave...
"Mum! I'll answer it!" I yelled as the doorbell rang. I sprung out of my seat on the couch, running for the door. I almost slammed into it. Ouch. I swung the door open to peer and see my friends. A boy, skinny, always wearing a watch, a cross between black and brown hair. He wore similar clothes to me, camo shorts and a t-shirt. For some reason though he was dressed different, his bag looked really odd.
For some reason he always called me by my nickname 'Wolf'. It was kind of weird.
"Wolf, may I set my bag down upstairs?" he asked me, I nodded to answer him.
My other friend Cassy, also called me by my nickname. She was blonde, usually wore dresses, very girly of course, Same this time, why was Jayden so...different? I felt odd being around him.
We sat down normally, talking normally.
"What games should we play?" I asked them after about an hour.
Jayden answered "What about Guten Tag?"
"Doesn't that mean Good day?" I laughed.
"It totally is...Good day. We're playing a good day game!" he answered, sounding evil.
"I wonder why he sounds so...evil? He seems a lot different..." I thought.
I sighed "Why don't we..." I trailed off. Cassy was gone, so was Jayden.
"I daydream to much!" I growled to no one.
I heard a scream...a lot like... "CASSY!" I yelled loudly, running to the room Jayden put his bags in. Jayden had a smile on his face. Evil smile. I felt..hypnotized..I won't fall for it. Cassy was laying on the floor, her heart on the floor from a broken boned, chest ripped Cass... "Cass!" I cried loudly, glaring at Jayden. Jayden spoke clearly, angry but evilly "Come here, sweet stuff." I shook my head, picking up the knife that he killed Cass with.
"Smile.." I told him, running at him with the knife, he retaliated with a smaller knife. I sliced his arm.
"Ack!" He yelled. I heard footsteps. I kept fighting. The door opened, I sat down in time for him to miss.
"Phew.." I said, watching the door open. Was it mum? No...No... I looked down and saw it was my friends dog.This time evil. Zombie like, flesh missing, it circled me.
"Oh god.. I'm going to die" I thought.
"Animal cruelty much?" I tell him with a scowl.
He laughs, its just as horrify as his dog barking.
But....He's gone insane!
I charge at him, holding the knife out, stabbing him in the arm, I then move quickly slicing him in the chest. He collapses.
"I'm sorry, Jayden.." I tell him.
He lays motionless.
One down...another to go...
I leap at the dog tackling it, as I did when it was a puppy, it gave a playful growl..
"You're not really a murderer" I laugh.
No one knows what happened to the body. No one knows what happened these days.
You won't remember either.
You don't see your shadow?
Is it moving closer?
No?
You're safe... for now...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Guys am I the asshole for shooting up a airport in moscow?

So guys me and my friends wanted to shoot up a airport in Moscow, Russia because my friend Vladimir Makarov got kicked out of Russian Armed Forces and he wanted to get revenge on the West because he got kicked out of the Russian Armed Forces. So me, Makarov, Yuri, Lev, Kiril and this guy named Alexei Borodin pull up in the garage airport but Yuri reported us to the FSB and wanted to chicken out and prevent Makarov from shooting everyone in the airport saying that he is "A soldier of Russia, not a taker of innocent lives." so Makarov shot Yuri in the abdomen and we left him in the garage. We then went inside the elevator, pushed the button that took us to the main floor, got our weapons ready and Makarov told all of us "Remember, no Russian." as we all were looking at Alexei. We then got out of the elevator, pulled out our guns and started shooting the citizens. These airport security men tried to stop us but they were no match to our M240s compared to their shitty pistols! We ran up the escalators and killed more civilians but when we went out into the airport Lev and Kiril got killed by the FSB, which we responded by throwing flashbangs and shooting all of them with our heavy weapons. We then made it to the getaway vehicle and our getaway driver, Anatoly then picked us up in the getaway vehicle and after me and Makarov got inside the getaway vehicle, Makarov helped Alexei into the vehicle but then he shot him and left him as we sped off. Now the United States government wants us dead so am I the asshole for shooting up a airport?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Vidya games
H3h3 Frosted Tips: The Lost Music Video

Have you ever wondered what it would have been like if JonTron and FilthyFrank joined Ethan's band in the video "Ethan Joins a 90s Boy Band"? Well you could have if you saw the original video in the 0.75 seconds that it was up. The video in question was taken down without any sort of explanation as to why and not many know about its mysterious existence, let alone watched it. Luckily I have since I enjoy browsing obscure Deep Web forums that get taken down immediately after you watch anything off of there, which is why I don't have the actual video here to show you and you'll have to take my TRUE and HONEST word for it. However you're gonna feel lucky about that after I tell you what happens in the video...... dot dot dot
The video is exactly the same as the current one up to the point where Ethan asks Jon if he wants to join his band. In the original version, Jon happily agrees and gets a tan, clothes, and hair styled just like Ethan. Afterwards he asks Frank to join and he too agrees just like Jon and goes through the same process. Now this is where the video gets... strange... After they do a cool band pose the video mysteriously cuts to black for about 3 seconds and then it shows a black, dark, ominous, mysterious, obscured stage where they're all standing in some sort of platform. They're quiet for a second before Frank says "All right boys, let's get rockin'". What came next was probably the worst torture my ears have ever been subjected to, which doesn't make sense because Jonno and Franku are both good signers!! But when they started signing it sounded like a cat giving birth while being tortured and beaten using a bat with a squirrel attached to the top who was being used by one of those fat and really loud Tumblr users having a heart attack. The camera in the video started zooming in and out and shaking all around which made me a little sick. Also blood. The video ends with all three of them getting kicked out of the stage by the owner who told them to never come back. Jon, Frank, and Ethan all dust off and go outside of the venue that this "concert" was apparently being held in (???there was no audience also???). Jon says "Well, let's never try that again" and Ethan takes his vape thing and says "Agreed Jonno, agreed" before he offers it to his two friends. The camera pans out to the sunset and fades to black.
Now you can see why the video was taken down, h3h3 received too many complaints regarding the song in the 0.75 seconds that it was up (YouTube commenters are very very fast) and so they took it down and made an alternate version with a less ear-rapey song.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Music
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
HAPPY APPY VS FAPPY APPY

ONE YEAR AGO I FOUND A TAPE NAMED "HAPPY APPY VS FAPPY APPY" AND WATCHED IT.
THE EPISODE STARTED WITH HAPPY APPY TELLING US THAT HE HAD A COUSIN NAMED FAPPY APPY, THEN IT SHOWS FAPPY APPY. THEN HAPPY APPY SAYS "HEY, LET'S LEAVE THE REST OF THE EPISODE TO YOU."
AFTER THAT IT SHOWS FAPPY APPY GOING TO THE NURSERY HOME WHERE HE WOOS SEVERAL GAY ELDERLY MEN AND TAKES THEM TO HIS VAN. THEN IT CUT TO HYPER-REALISTIC STATIC.
AFTER THE HYPER-REALISTIC STATIC, IT CUTS TO FAPPY APPY FAPPING ON THE MEN WITH A HYPER-REALISTIC PENIS.
THEN! SUDDENLY HAPPY APPY CAME THROUGH THE DOOR AND COMPLAINED TO FAPPY APPY WHY HE FAPPED ON THE MEN. THEN FAPPY APPY REPLIED WITH "BECAUSE I'M A SOCIALLY AKWARD FUCKTARD WITH A WEIRD FETISH."
THEN! HAPPY APPY SHOT A LASER AT FAPPY APPY, THEN FAPPY APPY STARTS SHOOTING A LASER AT HAPPY APPY AND IT CONTINUED FOR OVER 9000 YEARS!
AFTER THAT JEFF THE KILLER POPPED OUT AND KILLED THEM BOTH. THEN HE POPPED OUT OF MY TV AND VIOLATED ME!
THE NEXT DAY I SUED HIM FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT AND HE GOT A JAIL SENTENCE FOR 666 YEARS!!!
AND THEN I LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER... BUT THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND KILLED ME. I'M DIED
P.S YOU'RE NEXT BITCH"£$%^&*(
THE END.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:BATTELS
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Im died
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Shortpasta
HASHTAGWOAH

I think there might be someone behind you right now.
You might just want to take a look.
What if everything you owned was one day replaced with an identical copy without you ever knowing about the switch?
Woah this is getting pretty edgy, oh no, we don't want that or else something bad might happen!
Oh crap I suddenly feeling like cutting myself oh god help me *stab stab squelch stabby noise*
And then the guy that was writing this died and a new guy took over.
The end.
Look behind you, and tell me what you see.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Im died
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Shortpasta
HAUNTED JAPANESE TROLLPASTA

私は数年前に正常に使用されます。今、私はゆっくりと私の狂気の死にました。
ある日、私は私の最寄りのウォルマートからスポンジボブのDVDをピックアップし、それを見ることにしました。私はいつもスポンジボブの大ファンだったので、私は、ディスクをスライドさせる。エピソードが題された「死の扉」。私はいくつかの病的な冗談としてそれを振り払いとのエピソードを見て進みました。
そこでは、Squidwardとパトリックは2を分離テーブルの最後のクッキーを得るでしょう誰がかけて戦っていました。両方の文字はナイフを取り出したとパトリックは彼の胃から流出胸、超現実的な血液中のSquidwardを刺しました。彼の臓器は、彼が亡くなった後すぐに、こぼれ。血が彼の口から注ぐと、スポンジボブが外側に何が起こっていたか聞いて、Squidwardは彼自身の血の海に横たわって見てショックを受けました。 「パトリック、あなたはこれをやりましたの？」スポンジボブは、急に畏敬の念を抱いてコメントしています。彼は即座に彼を殺し、スポンジボブの腸の中に彼のナイフを急落する前に、「はい、「パトリックは言いました。
私は再びスポンジボブを見たことがない運命に、エピソードをオフになっています。私は私の古いソニックアドベンチャー2コピーが地面に倒れているのを発見したので、私は思った "なぜ？"私はゲームキューブに接続してゲームをプレイする準備ができて、ディスクを置きます。
コンソールが起動した後、画面がしかし、赤くなって、その後、ソニックは彼の口と耳から血滴下して、血液の赤い瞳と黒い目で私を見つめていました。コンソールは自動的にリセットが、私は前にディスクを壊しました
==English Translation==
I used to be normal a couple of years ago. Now, I'm slowly dying of my insanity.
One day, I picked up a SpongeBob DVD from my nearest Walmart and decided to watch it. I was always a big fan of SpongeBob, so I slid the disk in. The episode was titled "Death's Door." I shook it off as some morbid joke and proceeded watching the episode.
There, Squidward and Patrick were fighting over who would get the last cookie on a table that separated the two. Both characters pulled out knives and Patrick stabbed Squidward in the chest, hyper-realistic blood flowing out of his stomach. His organs spilled out, shortly after which he died. With blood pouring out of his mouth, SpongeBob heard what was going on outside, and was shocked to see Squidward lying in a pool of his own blood. "Patrick, did you do this?!" SpongeBob abruptly commented in awe. "Yes," Patrick said, before he plunged his knife into SpongeBob's gut, killing him instantaneously.
I turned off the episode, destined to never watch SpongeBob again. I found my old Sonic Adventure 2 copy lying on the ground, so I thought "why not?" I plugged in my GameCube and put the disk in, ready to play the game.
The screen turned red after the console started up, however, and after that, Sonic was staring at me with blood red pupils and black eyes, with blood dripping from his mouth and ears. The console reset itself, but I broke the disk before I had a chance to comtemplate whether to play again. I've never played a Sonic game since.
YOU'RE NEXT.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:I CAN HAZ TRANSLATION?
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Sonic
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Hyper-realistic
HEK

All right I think I'll start doing a diary entry thing and post this later
05/12/2011
I couldn't be arsed to play the Xbox so I thought I'd mess around with the Halo Editing Kit (Sapien to tell you the truth).
05/12/2011 
I decided to load my custom map, Marines and Grunts simple map just Marines and Grunts brawling
05/12/2011
Right something strange happened the map loaded and the camrea was looking at a Flood Human Form, well I have not used a Flood Bot ever in my maps and there are only Marines and Grunts on the map........creepy
06/12/2011
It snowed last night yyyeeeesssss day off school guess I'll go on Sapien again.
06/12/2011
Me and my dumb ideas I start it up and smack the computer crashs uhhhhhhh
07/12/2011
Started up the computer, it works like a charm but my homepage.........it's different that Bot is there and it's MOVING!! turned off the thing and went to bed.
09/12/2011
Is the Flood real?
10/12/2011
I'm uninstalling the Kit.
11/12/2011
I think I'm half dead oh wait..........
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Jornel
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
HELLO I HAVE NO EYES

HELLO I HAVE NO EYES
IF YOU DON'T COPY AND PASTE THIS TO 20 PLACES IN AN HOUR YOU WILL SUFFER MY CURSE
YOU WILL WAKE UP AND I WILL BE IN YOUR BED
I WILL HAVE A KNIFE.
THEN I WILL DISSAPEAR.
YOU WILL THEN HAVE MY SEVENTH DAY CURSE.
DAY ONE. WHILE YOU LIE ASLEEP, I WILL HIDE YOUR SOCKS THROUGHOUT YOUR HOUSE. WHEN YOU GO TO FIND THEM THEY WILL BE HIDDEN EVEN BETTER BY ME.
DAY TWO. ME AND THE HERON WILL GO INTO YOUR KITCHEN WHILE YOUR NOT IN YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE A REALLY BIG MESS OF YOUR POTS AND PANS AND UTENSILS.
DAY THREE. I WILL LEAVE ALL YOUR FOOD OUT AND IT WILL SPOIL AND YOU WILL BE HUNGRY OR PAY A LOT OF MONEY.
DAY FOUR. I WILL HIDE UNDER YOUR BED AND TRY TO TELL KNOCK KNOCK JOKES WHILE YOU TRY TO FALL ASLEEP. IF YOU FALL ASLEEP I WILL WAKE YOU UP.
DAY FIVE. ME AND A HUNDRED GHOULISH, HORRIFFIC GHOSTS WILL FLY AROUND YOUR ROOM IN A MASSIVE VORTEX AND STEAL YOUR SOUL, SUBJECTING YOU TO UNENDING HORROR.
DAY SIX. I WILL JUMP OUT OF DOORWAYS AND SCARE YOU.
DAY SEVEN. I WILL HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A BOOK REALLY HARD.
OK HURRY GO COPY PASTE
Category:Pre-Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Satire
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Animulz
Category:Rituwel
Category:SUGGESTED READING
Category:Classics
Category:TPOTM
Category:Shortpasta
HELP IT'S A MUFFIN AAAARGH

So I was an intern at Nickelodeon AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT, and it wanted to know WHO WAS PHONE. I said it was Chuck Norris, which caused the skeleton to send an army of muffins to murder everyone on the Studio. A lot of corpses were left on the ground, and I was freaked out. Luckily, Spongebob popped out of the computer screen along with a psychotic chicken. Unluckily, they wanted to kill me.
I screamed "HELP IT'S A MUFFIN AAAARGH!", which is my battle cry. They kept coming at me, and suddenly, Miley Cyrus CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL and hijacked the studios, forcing Spongebob and the chicken to become zombies. Or rather, zombie carrots.
I couldn't help but laugh, until Jeff the Killer entered and threatened to kill me. "Go to sheep", he said. So I became a sheep, which meant I was sent to an abbatoir to become one of Pinkamena Diane Pie's cupcakes. For a brief moment, I saw Slenderman doing the Caramelldansen dance along with five of his clones. "Howdy!" He said, before slapping me in the face with a putrid mackerel.
Magically, a Two Steps From Hell song started playing and a ninja flea-shark tried to save me. It failed miserably, crushed by Pinkamena's left forehoof. Considering the "non-ridiculousness" (note the sarcasm) of my situation, the world exploded and a talking catfish flew to Mars and had loads of catfish babies, causing an overpopulation of catfish on Mars.
The End.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
HELP ME.scr

HELP ME.scr is a strange animation made with the Scratch application.
The creator of this animation is not known, as many people have re-uploaded it since it was banned.
For a time, the only known place to get this animation was on the Scratch website. It was available here, but that link is now dead. You can now find it on this website, which seems to have been made by its creator. Few people ever saw it before its ban, and I was one of those people.
The animation starts out with the signature "scratch" cat, with black bleeding eyes and a creepy black grin, wielding a knife, killing another cat as strange music plays. After a certain amount of time, a ghost will flicker on the screen. This is Uboa from Yume Nikki.
That's not the creepiest part, though. Some rumors came up that said that several people who watched this animation became obsessed, and were found dead in their beds, with their computers turned on and the desktop changed to a large picture of Uboa.
Not much more information is known, but I will try to find any information possible. As I said, you can watch it here.
UPDATE
- This guy in town called Kaidon Rogers was rushed to the Adalade hospital for attempted suicide. He had been trying to slit his wrist until his parents found him, before he had finished. He had apparently been watching this animation earlier. He passed away just as he arrived at the hospital.
__NOTOC__
==Notes==
- LINKS HAVE BEEN UPDATED!
- The title being "HELP ME" and the creator's comment on the homepage "I DIDN'T WANT TO KILL THEM" may be linked.
- The creator's identity is unknown.
==Update: September 13, 2012==
A user named "imsorry" posted the animation, though it is different. The links have been updated.
==Update: March 13, 2014==
- Previous link dead, new link found
- File extension now .scr.sb
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:File Extensions
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
HELP ME MICKEY

It was your average trip to Disneyworld. Roller coasters, Merch, Events and etc but one of it was for 2013 movie night and i logged off my Club Penguin account and went to movie night. The Employees Played a Movie called "HELP ME MICKEY" and so i was gonna watch. Minney was saying HELP ME MICKEY AHHHH while being stabbed and so mickey was coming but while Mickey was saving mickey he got Vilently hit by a car and blood and guts went in the air and All of the children watching screamed while mickey was laughing but the Movie said "DIE" and that gave one kid a secure he didn't survive after seeing it even if it couldn't cause it from what i was seeing. Mickey had a creepy face telling the children death is fun and the movie was done already and every kid was screaming and crying while the employees where shocked Seeing it and helping the children Forget it but i was scared seeing that shit and on our final days i didn't even mind to watch Disney channel even if that was all i would not really watch. I went to the manager at the pool and he closed movie night for Quite a while and Were seaching why that happened.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Hall of Fame
HER

Nick and Kian decided to go to Wesley's house because they were two total fucking losers with nothing to do.
They walked down Wesley's street and saw a girl having a seizure on the road and they just stared at her and laughed very hard.
Kian went up to Wesley's door and started screaming in an unearthly screech shouting "get ur fat ass out here" Wesley opened the door with colourless eyes and a flushed face. that's probably normal Kian thought to himself.
or said
or thought
in his head
But Nick just ignored it and pushed Wesley aside and they sit on coach asadcvSAFDBV
Wesley liked telling them spooky stories because Wesley was a very depressed little fuck. Nick and Kian were confused the fact that Wesley didn't tell a sPooKY story but they didn't care about Wesley they just liked the house because they were homeless.
While having a very strange conversation, Wesley's voice wasn't very normal - it was dark and mumbeld as if he didn't like talking to them. But they're so loveable that couldn't be the case! They continued the fucking conversation (they're so loveable).
They finished the conversation after 11 hours and Wesley said he'd have a sPOOKY story by tomorrow.
BUT
before the door slammed shut, NICK NOTICED HE HAD A STRANGE SMIRK ON HIS FACE!! Nick ignored it because if he didn't weird shit would start to happen thus making him smart but that's not how stories work god damnit. Wesley shut the door (presumingly slamming the door on their faces) and they decided to walk "home".
Walking down Wesley's street they saw something familiar, the girl still having a seizure. They both laughed when they probably weren't supposed to. Oh boy, big mistake though, as they started to have a little spaz as well. They were always afraid of having seizures so they couldn't think properly. The girl, who just stopped her seizure came up to them and squeezed their hands. Scared and obviously confused, she managed to stop it. Before they could thank her she dissappeared.
They ignored it and carried on blissfully.
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Nick and Kian live in the streets, which make it uncomfortable thinking of HER. They guessed that's what Wesley was talking about because it was on his street, of course. They started catching glimpses of something around them, like in the corner of their eye.
"We go dinner and bed" (they don't have a bed though) Kian said.
Sleep paralysis. They felt it and the television went static and the girl was sitting on their "BED" Staring at her gave them a massive headache, and, they vomited. What did they vomit? You guessed it. Chicken wings and salad.
They think she was afraid. She was looking directly at their eye, afraid. they stared back at her, afraidly. Did I mention they were afraid?
Nick looked back at his salad bowl, with leftover chicken wings in it. He looked at his KFC lunchbox, with lettuce, cucumber and salad cream.
They couldn't handle it, they died and they punched her.
THE END
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
HEROBRINE HORROR

i was playing minecraft as usual. ya know evry thing was good INTILL i made a new world. in the seed section i typed:
HEROBINE KILLS. i loaded the world. but it didnt load like it was soposed to. the loading background was pich black driping with blood. and instead of saying loading world it said loading doom.  when the world loaded
in the sky no clouds just a bloddy night sky. the moon was driping blood. FOG WAS ALL AROUND ME!
i figured out i was in a graveyard. but no ordanary grave yard. it had blood evry where.
so i started to wander. i found a tumbstone covord i blood that said : R.I.P
HEROBRINE. and then i saw somthing... fimilular...a ghostly figure in the fog.
then a tumb stone apeard next to herobrines that said: RIP STEVE.
then herobrine was running after me. i ran to a house hopeing i was safe.
then somthing weird hapend he blasted the door and before i knew it i was against the wall with blood evry where.herobrine was stnading in the doorway. giving me a
death stare. and after 30 seconds the screen went black with blood squirting
and steve screaming. after that a text box came up.as you know there are no
text boxes in minecraft. so it was not normal. it said "what have you done? why did you do this to me??"
then in a flash i saw steve all bloody with his organs spilled out and with his eyes riped out. then the words came up on the screen "only god can help you now" then the game tuned off. and i never played minecraft on pc again.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta