Armeniaball

Armeniaball, officially the Republic of Armeniaball, is full of arms Joseph Stalinreich 2.0 a country in the South Caucasus region of Eurasia. Located in Western Asia on the Armenian Highlands, it is bordered by Turkeyball to the west, Georgiaball to the north, the de facto independent Republic of Artsakhball (now set to be disbanded on January 1, 2024), and Azerbaijanball to the east, and Iranball and Azerbaijan's exclave of Nakhchivan (Nakhichevan) to the south and southwest, respectively.
Armeniaball is a unitary, multi-party, democratic nation-state with an ancient cultural heritage, dating back to ~6000 BC. it incarnated into the modern Republic of Armeniaball in 1918 when the Ottoman Empire was at its fall.
Armeniaball is a member of the Eurasian Economic Union, the Council of Europe, and the Collective Security Treaty Organization while struggling to join the European Union because only Russia can understand its problems. Armenia supports the de facto independent Artsakhball while still not recognizing it, until its defeat and annexation in 2023 by Azerbaijanball.
==History==
You wonder, who is Armenia? Well, sit down, grab some khorovats, and let me tell you a tale of Armenia. Armenia is very ancient.
===Welcome to the Armenian Highlands===
Armeniaball was even first mentioned by Babylonball in 500's BC, its clay appearing in the world's oldest map. Armenia's name in its language is Hayastan and it started from most glorious hero Hayk who shot a near-impossible arrow and defeated evil Bel (titan of Babylon). Legends sayings that of Armenian Highlands were where the predecessors of Armeniaball settled.
Many tribes were formed like Arme-Shupria, Mushki, Sukhmu, Urartu, Nairi, and Hayasa-Azzi. And these tribes being very friendly and tradings between each other. Assyriaball had a great interest in the area, especially in Nairi (which means "Land of Rivers" in its language). Nairi was beautiful and it was very stronk.
 Assyriaball, many times, tried to defeat Nairi, but Hayasa-Azziball would never let it. Hayasa-Azziball would usually pick fights with Hittitesball. Hayasa-Azziball would grow old and its child, Urartuball would continue its legacy even after Hayasa-Azzi's death. Urartuball was the most popular among the Armenian tribes and it managings to unite all of the tribes and there it was, Nairiball. Some even say Urartu are the first Armenians.
 Urartuball and Nairiball united after which very pissed off Assyriaball. It was enraged and fought Urartuball. Nairi still stayings with Urartuball. Later on, Mediaball killings Assyriaball and headed to kill Urartuball. Urartuball and Nairiball got were defeated, then the mighty Armenia was formed.
===Glory of Tigran and Ancient Armeniaball===
Around that time when Armeniaball was following pagan religion, Saint Thaddeus and Bartholomew came to Armeniaball and introduced Christianityball to Armeniaball. Armeniaball did not convert but, it was into thinking about that. Armeniaball had many great friends like some Greek city-stateballs, Georgiaball Iberiaball, Caucasian Albaniaball (just hopings it not become into Azerbaijanball...) and many more friends. In the 1st century BC, Armenia had the biggest amount of clay than it ever had under the rule of glorious of them all, Tigran Mets (Tigranes the Great). 
But, that glory did not last very long. Armenia was in between of two great empires, SPQRball and Parthiaball. SPQRball has cleared its way and ate Ancient Greeceball and came close to Armeniaball. Parthiaball, on the other hand, was trying to constantly trying to convert Armenians to Zoroastrianism. They fought countless wars to beat Armenia, but this resulted in Ancient Armeniaball taking over their entire empire. After a long war with SPQRball, Armenia would lose some territory, but remain friends with them.
Armenia lived happily until in the 3rd century Parthiaball got sick. Things went otherwise as both SPQRball and Parthiaball went war-mode on Armeniaball and then against each other. By that Armeniaball would again be released from the crossfire but stay in the influence of both of these empires with Sassanidball. Sassanid defeated Armenia in 252 AD and Rome kickings Sassanid's assholes but also defeating Armenia. 
Armenia was divided between Roman clay and Sassanid clay. In 384 AD SPQRball died and its child Byzantineball who also was Greece's child continued to rule over Armenia's clay. In 428 AD the last dynasty of Ancient Armeniaball has stopped ruling as Armenia's clay became split between Byzantineball and Sassanidball.
===Christianization and Bagratid Armeniaball===
In 301 AD Armenia remembered the two apostles (Thaddeus and Bartholomew) who into visitings it and introduced Christianityball, and following the blessed and greatest Grigor Lusavoritch (Gredory the Illuminator) who converted Armenia's king at that time Tiridates III into Christianity, Armeniaball became the first country in the world to accept Christianity as its state religion because its the best religion. 
In 405 AD Mesrop Mashtots created the Armenian aybuben (alphabet) which meant Armeniaball could translate Bible. In 450 AD Sassanidball becomings into a lot of pissings because Armenia become Christian and not crap Zoroastrian that it was into forcing Armeniaball to be converted. At that time, under the leadership of respectful and honored Vardan Mamikonian, Armeniaball led a rebellion in which Sassanidball had much more army and even fought with war elephants. But, glorious Vardan kickings Sassasnids assholes and Sassanid of promise to leave Armeniaball to be Christian. 
Time of passings... Armeniaball lived a happy life with autonomy from both Sassanidball and Byzantineball with the freedom to be Armenian Orthodox in both empires. In the 7th century when Muslim caliphates rose up, they fought the Byzantineball and Sassanidball for clay. Sassanidball was killed and Islam spreaded to Persian clay. Using the opportunity, Armeniaball asked Abbasidball for independence who gave Armenia independence in 880 AD. 
Armeniaball was of split in kingdoms like Kingdom of Artsakhball, Kingdom of Loriball and more. Of Vaspurakan later split from Armeniaball and Armeniaball tried to get it back to its clay. In 1045, Byzantineball used the war Armeniaball and Vaspurakanball had anschlussed the capital Aniball from Armenia then ate it whole. Armeniaball was actually being treated well under Byzantineball but it kept trying to convert it into Orthodox Christianity.
===Kebab arrives, Crusades and Ciliciaball===
After Islam spread throughout Arabia and Persia, Caucasian Albaniaball became Islamic following a conquest by the Rashidunball. Several of Armeniaball's neighbors, such as the Kingdom of Georgiaball fought well against many caliphates, and Assyriaball was controlled by Muslims but, managed to remain Christian. In the 11th century, the Seljukball, the first Islamic empire to arrive. It would into killings many of non-Muslims and Armeniaball had enough of its shit. 
 Armeniaball and Georgiaball removed it from premises and helped Georgiaball retrieve its capital Tbilisiball. To be safe from kebabs, Armenballs decided to migrate to the Taurus mountains where Byzantineball would give them some clay to live in thus making Ciliciaball being born. Seljukball of dyings later but its child Rumball was into growing strong with many other caliphates like Fatimidball and Abbasidball. 
Of their rise disturbed Papal Statesball as it wishings to restore Jerusalemcube from the Muslim rule. It is the main pope and controlling in Catholicismball, it orderings powers such as Kingdom of Franceball and Kingdom of Englandball to finish off Seljukball and in which Ciliciaball of decidings to help crusaders against Muslims and this war became known as the First Crusade .
===Division, The Great War and First Republic of Armeniaball===
Armenian clay was divided into two (Western and Eastern) after the Crusades. It was divided between many empires. Most known ones were Safavidball to the east and Ottomanball. Armeniaballs lived fine with both of them and both gave some autonomy to Armenians and their faith to practice their faith. In the 19th century, however, a new player joined and defeated Safavidball. Its name was Russiaball. So Armeniaball's eastern clay became Russian and it was fine. 
Bad part began when Ottomanball and Russiaball of fightings over clay (WHICH WAS MINE IN FACT)! A Ottomanball lost and distrusted Armeniaball for that. It and Armeniaball began arguing and even fighting a lot, especially after my dear old friend Greeceball got its independence letting Ottomanball going paranoid. 
It blamed Armeniaball for its military failures because it did not want revolts to start against it. It started killings some Armeniaballs which led Armeniaball and Ottomanball to finally break up (as friends not couples ew). Revolutionary Dashnaks were created and began revolting and demanding independence for many years. A one event... Serbiaball shooting Austria-Hungaryball and startings World War I.
When World War I started Ottomanball joined Germanyball and suspected Armenballs that they are traitors and help Russiaball. Ottomanball got into pissed and decided to exterminate Armenians from existence causing Armenballs to flee to all over parts of the world. 
That was the most barbaric moment in Armeniaball's history and first genocide of 20th century. Dashnaks began fighting alongside Russiaball against kebab and actually were of winning a lot which made stinky kebab even more paranoid however, when Russiaball got sick with Communismball, it of stoppings to help Armeniaball against Ottomanball. First Republic of Armeniaball became an independent country and began fighting against kebab with other powers like Franceball and UKball. 
To avenge for their families slaughtered by evil kebab, Armenballs started to fight the kebab alongside Greeceball and Serbiaball as well. That was when the famous kebab remover trio was born. Armenballs were lead by the greatest of them all (aside Tigranes) Andranik and Garegin Nzhdeh. Even the Kurds who fought alongside kebab said that Andranik was like a "ghost", a bullet would basically go through him. And Garegin was one of bravest leaders Armeniaball had. 
A great victory came when the war ended but, it came with a great cost. When the Ottoman Empireball finally died, some clay was handed to Greeceball and Armeniaball. Yuo would think is that the happy ever after ending. No. The rest wasn't getting any better. 
 Armeniaball had to defend itself from Ottoman Empireball's child, Turkeyball, who wanted Armeniaball's clay. Armeniaball had to return Loriball from DR Georgiaball and Artsakhball from DR Azerbaijanball. Of once these two were Armeniaball's loved siblings and now they fought. 
Armeniaball got way too exhausted and got anschlussed by Soviet Unionball who decidings to simply "privyet" everyone and eatings all of Caucasus. It agreed to give Armeniaball's western land and get other parts for itself marking today's Armenian border. 
 Aniball was now part of Turkeyball (now known as Karsball), Nakhchivanball and Artsakhball belonged to Azerbaijanball.
=== Armenian SSRball===
The 1920s were really scary ages as Stalin was in the power of Soviet Unionball and it would send a lot of people to Gulags. As a result, many Armenians could not fight against it. It made its state emblem showing the glorious mountain Ararat which used to be part of Armenia's clay before the Armenian Genocide. Of course that pissed off Turkeyball, but Armeniaball and Sovietball gave no shittings and tellings it to remove the moon from its flag as it did not own it. 
In 1939 Nazi Germanyball under the leadership of Hitler deciding with Sovietball that they should splittings Polandball which started World War II. Soviet would at that time mindings its business and eatings Balticballs and Finlandball though it was very bitter about it. But, in 1941 Nazi Germanyball tricked and invaded the Soviet Unionball which made Armenballs join in the battle alongside all other socialist states. 
Armenians has risked their lives to save many Jews from Hitler. It was a scary time and many dyings. All SSRballs were like a family fighting. Many Armenians who were around the world in the diaspora also fought on the Western Front. 
The war was finally over in 1945 and the Cold War has started. Very surprisingly but Armenian SSRball actually was sort of friends with Azerbaijan SSRball. It was a time when all of the nations in the Warsaw Pactball were very good comrades and loved each other. 
In 1988 however, Nagorno-Karabakh Autonomous Oblastball did not want to be with Azerbaijan SSRball anymore and wanted to join Armenian SSRball instead. 
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The Soviet Unionball said "nyet", and on top of that, Azerbaijanis caused pogroms in Sumgait and Baku which killed a bit more than 1000 Armenians. The situation was sort of stable during Soviet rule. But when the Soviets died from a dose of capitalism, a war has started.
=== Modern-Day Armeniaball===
The Nagorno-Karabakh War lasted from 1991 until 1994 and it was a bad war. Newly independent Armeniaball suffered an earthquake in 1988 in Spitak and to this day there are rebuildings going on. Armeniaball would receive armament support from Russiaball and Greeceball. But very badly Azerbaijanball also got help from Turkeyball, Israelcube, Ukraineball and much more. Armeniaball and Nagorno-Karabakhball were able to defeat Azerbaijanball. 
A ceasefire was signed but, Armenia suffered an economic blockade from Turkeyball and Azerbaijanball. To this day Nagorno-Karabakhball is independent but, no one recognizes it. With the war being won, Armenia rebuilt its economy by building a railroad with Iranball and having Georgiaball help it export its goods to Europe. The 90s were not nice to Armenia, as not the war but it suffered from very bad earthquakes as well. 
But, in the 2000s Armenia got on its feet and was ready to move on. Many Armenians that live outside of Armenia that escaped from genocide helped Armenia a lot. eshak was keep violating ceasefire and OSCEball cannot doings anything about it, and it's the one that should punish those who violate ceasefire AND AZER VIOLATED IT!! 
On 12 December 2012, the blockade of Artsakhball began, with Azerbaijanis blocking the only remaining road in and out of the breakaway  Republic of Artsakhball. The area that was blockaded is the Shushaball–Dashaltyball intersection, which is under the mandate of the  Russian Federation peacekeeping mission. Azerbaijanball claims the people blocking the corridor are "environmental activists," although the authenticity of this claim is under scrutiny as they have little to no record of eco-activism, work for Azerbaijani state organs, are sponsored by the government, and display nationalist symbols and slogans.
In 2015 Armeniaball joined the Eurasian Unionball and CSTOball instead havings paper signed with EUball as it believed that Europe won't help much and decided to be closer with Russiaball. In 2016, Azerbaijanball attacked Artsakhball again, and as usual, both sides claimed they were victorious, albeit there were no clear conclusions. 
In 2018, Armeniaball decided to turn its government from a presidential to a parliamentary republic. When switching through governments, Serzh Sargsyan, the President of Armeniaball, decided it would be a good idea to run for prime minister. This led to the 2018 Armenian Revolution, also known as the Velvet Revolution, that lasted for 1 month, 1 week, and 1 day. Many Armenians were outside, protesting, yelling, playing music, hoping for the government to be free from the power-hungry. The leader of the opposition, Nikol Pashinyan, eventually told everyone to block every road (Except for the ones that go to Artsakhball), so everyone thought up the most creative ways to block the streets. 
The Armenians played volleyball, cooked some khorovats, and even got haircuts. This led to Serzh Sargsyan getting tired of the mess, and he eventually resigned along with most of the corrupt politicians from the Republican party. Nikol Pashinyan was later elected Prime minister. Now Armeniaball is just sweeping away corrupt officials and generals and electing better politicians who aren't as corrupt as the ones before.
In mid-2020 Azerbaijan became more painful, as it started shelling Armenia's position, especially around Artsakhball. This is possibly because Artsakh wanted to move its parliament into Sushaball, that city is very important for both Armenians and Azerbaijan which made Azerbaijianball angry. 
On 27 September Azerbaijanball started shelling positions on Stepanakertball, in retaliation Artsakhball announced martial law and total mobilization, alongside Armeniaball. After that Azerbaijan's dictator Ilham Aliyev also addressed the Azerbaijan people that started a full-scale war, which lasted until 10 November after brokered armistice by Russiaball. 
The war ended with a loss for both Artsakhball and Armeniaball, which lost the Hadrut district (bordering Iranball) during the war, including Sushaball (which cuts the road between Armenia proper and Stepanakert, Artsakh's capital). Later after the ceasefire, Artsakh lost some of its northern, eastern, and northwestern territories (part of Shahumyan, Askeran, Martuni, and Kashatagh District). In total, Artsakhball lost ~50% of its territories. After that, protests erupted in Yerevanball against Nikol Pashinyan and the government who accepted the ceasefire.
Recently its president Armen Sarkissian resigned on January 23, 2022, because Sarkissian dislikes how Armenia's constitution limits Sarkissian's power to influence. Alen Simonyan replaced Sarkissian as acting president. On 3 March 2022, Vahagn Khachaturyan was elected as the fifth president of Armeniaball in the second round of parliamentary vote. The next month yet more protests broke out.
On 12 September 2022, a series of clashes erupted between Armenian and Azerbaijani troops along the Armeniaball–Azerbaijanball border, marking a major escalation in the 2021–2022 Armeniaball–Azerbaijan border crisis and resulting in nearly 300 deaths and dozens of injuries on both sides by 14 September. At least 204 Armenian servicemen were killed or missing, according to a report by Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan. Azerbaijanball acknowledged 80 fatalities among its forces, bringing total number of the killed to at least 284. A number of English-language sources refer to the episode as the 'Two Day War,' to distinguish it from the wider crisis, while journalist Gabriel Gavin writing in The Spectator described the conflict as "Europe's newest war."
On 19 September 2023, Azerbaijanball launched a large-scale offensive against Artsakhball, which ultimately killed it in just one day. This led to massive protests happening in Armeniaball's clay, demanding Nikol Pashinyan for his government's minimal intervention in supporting Artsakhball.
==Relationships==
===Friends (Ընկերներ/Ynkerner)===
* Angolaball - Good African friend, it even voted against this shameful resolution!
* Western Armeniaball - My sibling who is unfortunately trapped within Turkey's clay. Hope yuo can into be liberated!
* Nakhchivanball - My child trapped in Azerbaijanball, who wantings independence. Hope yuo also can be liberated!
* Argentinaball - My diaspora is having colonies there. It's a friend who has stuck up for me in the past.
* Boliviaball - Yuo recognize the genocide, and we both like Ethiopiaball a lot, so we are really good friends.
* Brazilball - Many thanks for taking in my refugees during the genocide. We are friends with Lebanonball too.
* Bulgariaball - Many of the Armens go to Bulgaria. It is a Orthodox too.
* Canadaball - It recognizes the Armenian Genocide, and is an ally of USA. One of its hamlets has a name in honor of me though. I love its culture. Yep, you're very nice. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING EXPORTS TO AZERBAIJAN!!! YEEEET YOU HAVE ANSWERED MY CALL. TOGETHER WE CAN BE BEST BUDDIES
** Quebecball - The first province to recognize my genocide!
* Chinaball - Is a trade partner and interested in my economic development. Might be a good backup partner if Russiaball ever bails out on it. Also gave Yerevanball some buses. Thanks, Chinastan! Also a kebab remover. But you are too friendly with this imbecile who doesn't recognise me.
* Chileball - It recognizes my genocide and I have good relations with it․
* Crimeaball - Yuo are Russian clay.
* Cyprusball - Yuo are real Cyprus! We share good feelings towards each other, as we both hate Turkey and Azerbaijan.
* Egyptball - We both hate filthy Turks and genocider bitch.
* Ethiopiaball - Coptic African sibling who recognizes my genocide and even provides homes for my escaped refugees. Thanks! I appreciate your support! It is also my best African friend and trading partner. I hope you cannot into starvation anymore. I have a small diasporic community living in its clay currently from the refugees since most of them moved back to me during the Soviet era. We are also both the first converters of Christianity.
* Ethiopian Empireball - You helped fight against kebab, and you held my refugees.
* Eurasian Unionball - Hopes to make money with it, but has only started. This better not be some kind of trick to resurrect the Soviet Union.
* Franceball - We have a great relationship, I help it remove kebab and we're known to give each other big points at Eurovision (my jury gave its 12 points in 2016). It also made it illegal to deny the Armenian genocide on its clay. It also banned women from wearing the niqaab in public in 2010 and it enforced the ban in 2011. It also hates Türkiyeball's president for saying that its president needs help and it doesn't let it into EUball.
* Germanyball - Has many kebabs living with it and didn't do anything to stop genocide... until 2016 when it finally recognized it and said sorry! Danke, Germania. But also know how to control the money.
* Greeceball - We met so long ago that I cannot into remembering when. We were and still are great love who support each other in a difficult situations. Both hatings kebab, we are kebab removers, we are Orthodox and we want to restore the glorious city of Constantinopleball.
* Indiaball - We have been friends for a long time and have close ties. Yerevanball has a yearly Indian festival too. I support it against its evil kebab sibling since it doesn't recognize me. But please, tell that child of yours to change its flag
* Indonesiaball - I like visiting it and chilling with it. It's very hospitable and nice, although you are kebab. It even has its embassy in Yerevan! Yay!
* Iranball - It used to be one of my greatest enemies and now it of one of my best friends. We like each other and have a lot of economical partnerships with each other. A lot of Persian tourists come and visit me. Let's build a railroad together!
* Iraqball - Has many of my people living in its clay. We are in good relations after Saddam fell from power. Just like Syria it has lots of my people living in its clay. I hope it finally kills ISISball. Oh wait it already did it! It can into stronk evil jihadist remover! But it is of Kebab.
* Italyball - Has good pizza and recognizes the Armenian Genocide, but I wonder why Indiaball hates it! BUT 9-1 NEVER FORGET
* Japanball - I love its cars. It's good friends with Serbiaball and Georgiaball but I wonder why Colombiaball, Kurdistanball and Russiaball hate it!
* Lebanonball - Being in Middle East Lebanonball is quite a badass and brave country, with really good food. We love Lebanon. Lebanon is also the first Middle Eastern country to recognize the Armenian genocide.
* Los Angelesball - Thank you for making a neighborhood called "Little Armenia" for my people who escaped genocide.
* Moldovaball - Romania's little sibling and it likes my friends. And it also hates that stupid kebab.
* Mexicoball - I love its tacos and it recognizes my genocide. It's also a child of Spainball and a sibling of Chileball, but I wonder why Swedenball and USAball hates it!
* Norwayball - A​​​​​ good friend in Scandinavia. I am inspired by its GDP.
* Polandball - We aren't trading partners or something like that, but it should be there because there is love between our people. My presence in the country goes back to Medieval times when my people were fleeing away from Seljukball. It recognizes genocide and gifts me cherries. Yum. Anyway, happy 100th independence day, Poland/Lehastan!
* Romaniaball - We are good friends. We are both Orthodox and, removing kebab and it hates that Azer bootlicker.
* Palestineball - I recognize yuo and supported your struggle but yuo is of being friends with Kebabs, but we both love Russiaball, Iranball and Greeceball. It also has many Armenians in its clay, mostly in the West Bank. Your Advocate is of our descent. Also thank you for recognizing my genocide secretly. For now, I withdrew my ambassador to you, because this fucker abandoned me and letting Artsakh to die without any remains. #FREEPALESTINE!
* Scotlandball, Northern Irelandball Walesball - You three are better than Tea and your Sibling cuz they can into recognize the Armenian genocide.
* Serbiaball - It is a good friend. Also it disagree on Artsakhball because of Serbia not wanting Kosovoball's independence. But Greeceball is our middleman. They are often portrayed as closer friends in diplomacy.
* Spainball - We like each other. It is good!
* Syriaball - We get along well, as it helped me during the genocide. I feel sorry for it these days though. I am taking in some of its Syrian-Armenian and Yazidi refugees, who bring with them their fine cuisine.
* Swedenball - My only Nordic friend can recognize my genocide and it also hates that kebab. Thanks, Sweden (Shvedia)!
* Tajikistanball - My friend and sibling of Iran gets along really well with me as my militias helped defeat Islamists in its clay with the help of Uzbek. Also, Emomali Rahmon visited the Armenian Genocide memorial in Yerevan in 2017. Although there have been riots, all of that is in the past.
* Tringapore - My immigrants contributed significantly to the development of its clay, and the Armenian Church is also the oldest church in its clay. A great friend in Southeast Asia, and I am inspired by its model of development.
* Turkish Kurdistanball - We both hate this kebab and we are both Russiaball's friends.
* Uruguayball - Uruguay will always be in my heart! First country ever to recognize the Armenian Genocide. I remember that.
* Uzbekistanball - Despite being Turkic, it gets along well with me. My people have had a presence in Central Asia for a long time and traded with the Turkic peoples there. My people began fleeing to Central Asia in order to escape persecution and genocide by the Ottoman Empireball. It is also thought that Uzbekistan unofficially recognized the Armenian Genocide. Why Turkey and Azerbaijan didn't be like you when it comes to recognizing? Huh?
* UAEball - Only and best friend in Arabia! It recognizes my genocide and I had some of my people visiting into its clay. I also like its towers.​
* Myanmarball - Kebab removing partner in Southeast Asia! It likes to remove Rohingyas out of its clay, and it also hates my enemies.
* Vietnamball - Good Asian sib. Has very good relations. PLOX COLLABORATE WITH CHINABALL TO SAVE ME FROM THIS BULLYING PRICK PLOX!
* Abkhaziaball and South Ossetiaball - I will recognize yuo two maybe, just hope Georgiaball doesn't get angry. And thanks for supporting my little sibling.
* Latviaball and Lithuaniaball - Thanks you for recognizing the genocide! We also both hate Russiaball.
===Neutral (Չեզոք/CH'ezok)===
* Belarusball - Chaos in your country makes it hard for me to deal with you sorry... But since I am being pro-Western, I will not visit you if Lukashenko is president.
* Western Saharaball - I may be neutral about it, but we both like Iranball and hate Azerbaijanball.
* Bosnia and Herzegovinaball - Huh, is it a mixed Orthodox, Catholic, Islam, and multicultural country? (O_o) Let me take a look at you because you have a lot of people speaking the same language as Serbia...
* Colombiaball - It's my South American friend. It also recognizes my genocide, and there's even a cityball in Colombia called Armenia. Interesting. But why yuor flag so similar to mine??!!
* Kurdistanball - Even if it did genocides with Ottomanball, it said it is sorry. We are almost like siblings, close cousins actually. I will help you fight against that devil, but don't claim my lands!
* Soviet Unionball - Parent. Why you gotta side with Azerbaijanball in the Nagorno-Karabakh War? Oh well, you did protect me from it too though, and kept me safe at least.
* EUball - I have mostly friendly feelings for it, even though Russia is making me stay away from it. Russia disagrees you on Crimea though, because it believes in the right of self-determination.
* Saudi Arabiaball - We are neutral. Although I hate your religion because it might be going to badly happen. Also stop hating Iranball. But it's okay we didn't improve relations and we still hate Turkeyball, though.
* Georgiaball - It is a sibling. We share good relations even though we fight a lot. Too sad it not no longer removings kebab with me as we used to before. Also, why did you break my internet?
* Libyaball - Thanks for recognizing my genocide but why are you friends with kebabs?
* Kyrgyzstanball and Turkmenistanball - They are Turkic but we can into CSTOball, and they are not annoying. So not all bad. Plus Kyrgyzstan I know you have chaos. Let me join in with Russia in meddling in you Jeebenkov.
* OSCEball - Thanks for keeping peace in the region... sort of.
* Afghanistanball - We Both Support China, BUT WHY DO YOU SUPPORT THIS IDIOT WHO DOESN'T RECOGNIZE ME?!?!
* Slovakiaball - Uhhh. We ok I guess... because it is Czech's sibling, BUT STOP SAYING NAGORNO-KARABAKH IS AZERBAIJAN!!
* UKball - We are friends, but it won't recognise genocide much and won't give back my ancestor's statue of Anahit. Also, it wants to mine Syunikball's gold; which even if it improves my economy it might get Syunik's environment destroyed in the process. 
* Ukraineball - Orthodox sibling! We have a lot of history together, going back to medieval times when some of my people traveled to its clay. We export some trading as well, and I feel bad for it being attacked by everybody. But please help me defend my sovereignty please... we have a lot in common right? wait can we explain why Russia Abandoned me?
* USAball - I receive the second-highest U.S. aid per capita behind Israel. It wants me and Azerbaijanball to stop fighting and for me to make up with Turkeyball so there can be peace in the region. Heard you were having some trouble with Erdogan. Maybe you can focus on developing me up to become a stronk country now? Your people can into lovings my culture! Also thank you for Recognizing my Genocide.
* Venezuelaball - I know that we both like Russiaball and that you recognize my genocide but we are neutral because so much crap is happening between us. I wonder why Colombia hates it!
* Malaysiaball (Since 2020) - Even though you became friends with this idiot, I give you a hotel.
* Hungaryball - Although yuo helped pardoned that butcher, we of re-establishings relations in December 1, 2022. BUT NEVER FORGET THAT INCIDENT YUO HAVE OF BEEN INVOLVED IN!
* Kazakhbrick - You are one of the few Turkic countries to actually accept their Armenian population. Thanks for that. But stop supporting Azerbaijanball!
* Nikol Pashinyan - Why did yuo cede Artsakhball to Kebab in November 2020?! Yuo also want a peace deal between me and Azerbaijanball To abandon Russiaball? Despite that, thank yuo for liberating me from the corrupt and authoritarian government in 2018.
===Enemies (Թշնամիներ/T'shnaminer)===
* Dagestanball - Azer's puppet in Russia. REMOVE! Meh. Who the hell is even it? It is not even gonna make it to a greater one. Even it has a village with most of me. And it's called Karabagly. 
* Russiaball - Why did yuo leave Artsakhball to die? WHY YUO ABANDON ME WHEN I AM ATTACKED? Thanks for nothing, useless "ally"! I never really into likings yuo anyway, I was only allies with you because I could into thinkings yuo were of only reliable neighbour, but NO!! SO I WANT TO GO WESTERN NOW!! FUCK YUOR VICTORY DAY PARADE! Also, NEVER FORGET THE WAY YUO TREATED ME DURING THE COMMUNIST ERA!
** - Can't you see I'm busy?! Wait no, don't leave, stop-
* South Azerbaijanball - Another Azer's puppet that wants to stop the trucks coming from Iran to make Azerbaijan beat me during the war! I don't even care about even if yuo took a quarter of Iran. I care about yuo getting no freedom at all. 
* Mauritiusball - FLAG STEALER EXCEPT YOU ADDED ANOTHER COLOR AND YOU ALSO STOLE MY SIBLINGS' FLAGS!!
* Meghalayaball - Another flag Stealer?? Get original plox!
* United Belgian Statesball - Yet another flag stealer. But it's black instead of blue.
* ISISball - FIRST YUO KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS AND NOW YUO BURN AND DESTROY MY CHURCHES?! LEAVE SYRIA AND IRAQ ALONE! YUO ARE EVEN WORSE THAN TURKEY! I suspect Turkeyball aids and funds it... Now I think yuo are defeated. But we WILL NOT FORGET!!
* North Macedoniaball - It hates me for no reason.
===WORST ENEMIES EVER! (ԵՐԲԵՎԷ ԱՄԵՆ ՎԱՏ ԹՇՆԱՄԻՆԵՐԸ/YERBEVE AMEN VAT T'SHNAMINERY)===
* Azerbaijanball - ......We of agree to peace deal and normalizings and we have negotiations on pending issues. BUT THIS IS OF ONLY STRATEGIC, I OF SWEARINGS. Why do I propose this? You are THE FUCKING WORST """SIBLING""" THAT COULD EXIST! DID I FORGORT? YUO MURDERED MY BROTHER AND OCCUPIED PARTS OF ME! WHY DON'T YUO JUST DIE? KILL YOURSELF! HAVE YOU NOT ALREADY STOLEN ENOUGH OF MY CLAY? WHY DO I LIVE BETWEEN YUO AND TURKEYBALL? AND THE PIECE OF SHIT IS TURKISH KEBAB PUPPET! YUO ALSO DENY GENOCIDE!?!!?! WHY THE FUCK ARE YUO PROMOTINGS DENIAL???
* - FUCK YOU AZERBAIJANI PUPPET AND INDIA HATER!!!
* Qatarball - THAT STUPID TURKISH PUPPET SUPPORTS ON THAT TERRORISTS AND IT'S ALSO FRIENDS WITH KEBABS!! REMOVE KEBAB TERRORIST SUPPORTER!!
* Albaniaball - EUROPEAN KEBAB! STOP BULLYING SERBIA, YOU ASSHOLE!! ALSO, HOW DARE YOU MAKE KOSOVO INDEPENDENT BY PUTTING MAJOR ALBANIANS IN ITS CLAY!!! REMOVE SHQIP AND KEBAB FROM PREMISES!
* Kosovoball - YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY! STOP CLAIMING YOU ARE!
* Northern Cyprusball - SHUT UP KEBAB PUPPET! YUO CANNOT INTO RECOGNISED!! GREEK CYPRUS IS REAL CYPRUS!!
* Israelcube - TRAITOR, YUO FUCKING TRAITOR!! HOW DARE YOU ABANDON MY SUPPORT DURING MY WAR IN NAGORNO-KARABAKH!! AND I WITHDREW MY AMBASSADOR TO PALESTINE AGAINST YOU SO THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? FIRST, YOU DARE TO SUPPORT THIS Ə SPAMMER TO TAKE OVER NAGORNO-KARABAKH AND LET HIM OPPRESS MY PEOPLE WITHOUT HESITATION!! SECOND, YOU DENIED MY GENOCIDE AND YUO DARE TO GENOCIDE GAZA WITHOUT MERCY!!! AND THIRD, YOU ARE ALSO TRYING TO SELL MY QUARTER FOR YOUR PEOPLE TO SETTLE THERE RIGHT?! THEN FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK. YOU!!!!!!! FREE PALESTINE!!! REMOVE LATKE!!! EVEN THESE KEBABS HATES YOU!!!! I WILL UNITE WITH MY FRIENDS TO ANSCHLUSS YOU TRAITOR!!!!!</big> And I don't have any fucking idea why Indiaball likes you.
**: Abandon you? That's not the reason why Ani did not support you, it's because yuo are ha-most antisemitic country in the caucasus! That's why Ani don't care about you anymore!
* Turkeyball and Ottoman Empireball - OH YUO BOTH ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST! WHY DO I LIVE NEXT TO KEBAB AND AZER? REMOVE KEBAB! REMOVE KEBAB FROM PREMISES! WORST COUNTRYBALLS EVER! HOW DARE YUO STEAL MY CLAY AND MAKE GENOCIDE AND DENY THAT HISTORY! GIB RIGHTEOUS CLAY TO ME AND MY SIBLINGS! ME, GREECE, SERBIA, AND ASSYRIA ARE THE MEGA ALMIGHTY KEBAB DESTROYERS THAT CAN INTO REMOVING YUO! REMOVE OTTOMAN! REMOVE THE YOUNG TURKS! REMOVE ISTANBUL! MOST IMPORTANTLY, REMOVE KEBAB! BUT Turkey, you want to talk now that Artsakh is gone please. No more genocide PLEASE!!
* Pakistanball - The most dicksucking pro- Turkey and Azer bitch I ever seen!! RECOGNIZE ME!!! AND STOP DENYING THE GENOCIDE!!! KASHMIR IS INDIAN CLAY! Besides, I already gave up on the independence of Artsakhball! Is that what yuo wanted?! There! NOW can yuo recognize me already?! Your colonel was of my descent tho.
==Information for artists==
===Flag colors===
===How to draw===
Drawing Armeniaball is very simple:
#Draw a ball.
#Fill the upper side with red.
#Fill the center with orange.
#Fill the bottom side with blue.
#Draw the two eyes, and you're done!
==Gallery==
==See also==
Category:Landlocked
Category:Armenian Speaking Countryball
Category:Asia
Category:Europe
Category:Orthodox
Category:Christian
Category:Caucasus
Category:Kurdish Speaking Countryball
 
Category:UNball
Category:Transcontinental
Category:Republic
Category:Red Blue Orange
Category:Countryballs
Category:English Speaking Countryball
Category:Spanish Speaking Countryball
Category:Russian Speaking Countryball