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The Truth about Paw Patrol that you never knew but totally need to know

Paw Patrol isn't the innocent kids show you thought it was. Ryder is actually dead, and the cartoon actually chronicles his adventures in Hell. The 8 members of the Paw Patrol are supposed to represent the 8 Deadly Sins. Chase is pride, because all those years of leadership must have gotten to his head by now. Marshall is greed, because he has the most merchandise by far. Rubble is wrath, because he's the biggest, being a bulldog and all. Rocky is gluttony, because he's a garbage man. Guess what garbage is mostly made of? That's right, food. Skye is lust because she was the only female. Zuma is envy because he has the least merchandise and is called on missions the least, resulting in jealousy. Everest is sloth, because snow is associated with staying inside, and staying inside too long results in laziness. Finally, Tracker is despair, because both are mostly ignored in their respective group. All the other inhabitants of Adventure Bay are ghosts haunting the place, but we are only seeing them the way Ryder sees them. In Ryder's eyes, they are all people who wronged him somehow when he was alive. The girl is representative of Ryder's failed relationship. The mayor is his mother, who never truly cared for him, which is why she's so incompetent as a leader. Mayor Humdinger is his abusive father. Captain Turbot is his grouchy neighbor, again explaining his incompetence. This isn't how they actually are, but the way Ryder sees them. The shop owner is the creepy hobo down the street who harassed him as a child. The shop owners child and Jake are two brothers who bullied him in high school, hence the similar clothing. Also, the entire show is a dream Ryder is having while in a coma and hallucinating on drugs. Also, the show takes place during a nuclear apocalypse, which explains the talking dogs, aliens, and mer people. Also because Ryder is secretly mentally ill. I have no evidence to support any of this, but it's right because I say so
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The Truth about Undertale's Happy Town

You know about the Undertale song "Happy Town", right? The one that can only be heard in the Sound Test, which is only accessible with a fun value of 65? Well, I have a theory. Maybe the citizens of this so-called "Happy Town" aren't actually happy. Perhaps they are actually in a dictatorship run by Gaster. All the citizens are forced to work in a Meat Factory and when someone has "anti-revolutionary thoughts", something known as the "Trouble Dingle" begins playing until they have ended.
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The Truth about Windows Vista

Windows Vista is the next Windows operating system after XP, and it is hated by a lot of people, However I won't use it again because an incident happened when using Vista.
We all now that Microsoft stop Vista support in 2017, when that happened, something in Vista than I never saw before happened!
I was playing on Vista playing on saints row 2, I then decided to change the background of my Windows Vista because it was just the regular background I had for a whole decade. I was gonna change into the Windows 7 background because I love Windows 7, but when I was gonna import it, I saw something that ruined my fun for Vista! Instead of installing, there was a person in front of the screen and he said: "WINDOWS VISTA IS DEAD NOW! THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO!!!! YOU WILL HAVE TO USE WINDOWS 7, 8, 8.1 OR 10!!!" then the screen went black, and then a picture of the girl from the Exorcist came on screen and screamed!! I bounced off my chair and Windows Vista went back to normal, however the background was very creepy, it looked like people were dead in the picture, after that I got my parents and told them about it, They were shocked about what they heard, It was a good thing I had my camera to take the pictures of the stuff that happened on Vista. I showed my parents those creepy pictures and they were scared! After this incident, I never played Vista again. I will stick to Windows 7 for now on.
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:That just raises more questions!
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The Truth behind The Rescuers

You know the Disney Movie, The Rescuers, about the two mice that go and save a girl from a evil woman. You know that, but I bet you don't know the truth.
The Truth is that the Two Mice, Miss Bianca and Benard are made up fantasies made by a abused 13 year old girl named Rebecca Vinton. She was kidnapped in Madison, Wisconsin in 1975 after she ran away, and ended up in a crackhouse in the South Bronx as a Prostitute. She was controlled by a pimp called Bitchkilla the 3rd. Bitchkilla the 3rd also had a bodyguard by the name of Drug Baller. When she had customers, she was drugged with Heroin, and as a result developed fantasies that she was going to be rescued by 2 mice. These 2 mice were in reality 2 dead rats that Drug Baller forced fed her. She Associated the organization that the two mice work for, with the police.
She Imagined her surroundings as being a derelict boat and swamp, because She was never allowed outside of the apartment, and in her mind felt trapped as if she was in a boat in the middle of the ocean, and the swamp represented the trash and flowing sewage in the streets surrounding her building. 
She imagined her mother as Medusa,a Greedy and obsessed person who chases after a Diamond, because of her mother. Rebecca was abused by her mother who's greed led to her to steal Rebecca's food, and she was also a hoarder. Her Mother forgot about her daughter when she ran away and died 1 year later from becoming trapped in falling trash heaps in her house. She Imagined her customers as Mr. Snoops because, most of her customers were fat middle age men, and are cowardly. Then, Lastly, she imagines herself as a innocent young girl named Penny. It represents the innocence she had lost in the Derelict Apartment building, and how she wants to be saved by "The Rescuers" who would restore her innocence.
Finally, In 1977, after two years of absolute suffering, police raided the building she was in. Bitchkilla the 3rd and Drug Baller shot and killed 2 police officers before being shot to death themselves. Rebecca then stole as much heroin as possible from one of the rooms ,and overdosed on it. Police found her, and she was rushed to the hospital, She Imagined herself being saved by the two mice, when she was being picked up by police and was being treated on by doctors at the hospital. She died of the overdose at 1:43 AM, but she died happily, because in her mind she had been saved by The Rescuers.
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The Truth of Fez II

Fez II was actually finished. It was never released and it was lied that it was cancelled. Phil Fish left because this was going to be his final game he made, but he actually cancelled the release date. He usually had other work then Fez, so that's why he couldn't finish. But, he then finished Fez II in about 40 days. This was due to the fact that he used the original Fez's engine, Pixles, and used the original game's elements. The game was not released at all, due to that Microsoft and the ESRB could not accept the game. He then lied by saying that the project was cancelled. Most people believe it was his rage in Twitter about Outraged Gamer's opinion of the indie game development team, which was involved with Fish himself.
I have recently met up with Fish himself, and told him about Fez II. He just stood there, not answering. He then gave me an SD card. "This contains the beta and final build of FEZ II. I can't keep it anymore." He said. I told him thanks. He then said "Never mention about FEZ II or video games ever again." I shook my head.
After my hangout with Fish, I went home and put my SD Card into the computer. The file just said FEZ2.exe, the icon showing Gomez with bloodshot eyes. There was suppose to be backup files which were suppose to play the full game on the window, like you would expect in TF2 or Call of Duty, but it only has just the .EXE file only. Strange...
I started up the game, and it just started off on the start screen only. I would expected the Polygon logo or some other bullshit, but It just started up with the start screen. How the hell does that work? It tells me to press Enter. I do, and It doesn't take me to the selection screen. It takes me to the game. Again, how the hell does that work?
The place just shows a regular background with Gomez standing there. The controls are the same as the first FEZ. I go press the rotate key, and a sign appears. I press the Sign key and the sign says "WE DON'T WANT YOU ANYMORE, GOMEZ." I press the key again and the sign then says "DIE." A cutscene came in, showing Gomez holding a knife. He said "I never liked this, I never knew what happened." He then stabbed himself, ending the video game.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?! ALL YOU DO IS READ A SIGN AND THEN KILL YOURSELF! THIS ISN'T A GAME! THIS IS TOTAL GAR-BITCH! THIS IS WORSE THEN DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE! THIS MAKES ME WANNA ROT MY EYES OUT! WHAT THE ASS?!?!?!?!
Whoops, I almost gave out my real me. Oh well. Oh, and there is no music. The game just plain fucking sucks. I can't stand it. This isn't even a creepypasta. That's it, I'm throwing myself off the window.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-
splat. 
THE END, BUT WHO WUZ FONE?
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The Truth of SpongeBob

All of the lost episode creepypastas are both real and fake at the same time. The REAL reason behind the SpongeBob, Pokémon, and all the other lost episodes is so shocking, no one could ever dream of it.
You see, every time an episode is aired, new or repeats, they go through the same process, being recorded, uploaded onto a computer, and distributed to the satellites via radio singles. So if an episode was uploaded no one would see it.
But that's what's so shocking.
The biggest TV companies developed an invention making people see what they want to see on TV. All of the normal episodes are what normal people expect.
But the episodes with killings, horrors etc. in them...
Are only seen by the monsters of the world.
Now why would they do this, you ask?
Money? Power? For the hell of it?
All wrong, they're separating the sheep from the soldiers.
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The Tryhard Chronicles

Lol. "Submit post. Title. Text (optional)." If I submitted a blank story, would you idiots like that? Too spooky amirite? Invisible ghost text!
Oh sorry, I forgot I'm supposed to be spooking you right now. Well, to recap the most recent (schizophrenic) episode, I gave a solid explanation on why stories that solely rely on death itself to be scary are ineffective, and then I got high and passed the fuck out in some kind of torture chamber, I think? I was almost the first person to actually overdose on marijuana.
God damn that would have been crazy.
But anyway, I had a really fucked up dream and here's how it happened. Yeah, the "big reveal" at the end is gonna be that it was all a dream. Unless maybe it wasn't! But no really it was a dream. By the way, before I fell asleep I noticed that there was a storm coming, which will be important later. Here's what I dreamed.
I dreamed about YOU.
I dreamed about your fedora, your filthy neckbeard, your Doritos-stained fingernails, and your unhealthy reddit addiction. You were dressed in medieval armor stained eggshell white - the attire of a "white knight" - and your squire carried behind you the coat of arms of the Friend Zone.
I shit everywhere in mild aversion to your unpleasant appearance.
"Are you literally Hitler?" I asked.
Euphorically, you proclaimed your atheism and your support of vile ideologies.
"I FUCKING HATE when people use the word literally incorrectly. Or incorrectLE, amirite? But seriously (seriousLE), I'm more of your average grammar Nazi." This was your majestic-as-fuck reply. And it spooked me.
Because the only other majestic-as-fuck thing I'd ever seen was the ghost floating right behind you!
"A ghost! Fear ye not, m'lady, I shall vanquish thy foe," you belched with the stench of three kinds of Mountain Dew on your tongue.
With your logic and meninism and white victim complex, you defeated the spooky ghost in a furious assault of Navy SEAL "you're fucking dead, kiddo" quotes.
As the gory action drew to a close, I realized that the tension of the scenario had distracted me from the lack of any real spookiness. But that all changed when the
[fire nation attacked amirite?]
doctor's son woke me up from the dream, and despite that not being how it works at all, I leapt out of my restraints as he uttered words of warning that will haunt me forever:
"You better prepare for the storm, maggot."
I WAS STILL IN THE DREAM!!!!! OR WAS I??!?! SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SCARIER!?!!!! ALSO THAT MEANS YOU WERE THE DOCTOR'S SON AND HE LOOKED LIKE A DORK LOL FUCK YOU NERD
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The Tuba-Man of Chicago

In Chicago, school band once roamed the streets, and had duels whenever they met with one another, the outcome of which determined who controlled that block. Most people don't know this, but the origin of some of Chicago's most feared and legendary street-gangs lies in these bands.
In the late '70s, an up and coming high school band was around, and their lead player, a musician of the tuba, was well known throughout the city for practicing nonstop. Even while he was in the shower, neighbors could hear the long, deep notes emanating from his apartment. It was common knowledge that a showdown with the nearest neighbor of this band, the Gary West Side High School, was long overdue, and the tuba-man had kicked his practice schedule up a notch, playing even during gym class.
The band from WS High was nervous about him, and believed they could easily lose more than half their territory to his band - but not if he wasn't in it. The night before the expected band off, a group of students from West Side got in a car, and as the tuba-man was crossing the street to get to a 7-11, drove into him, honking the horn as they did so. The clerk from across the street saw it though, and called the police.
By the end of the week, tuba-man's funeral was held, which all his classmates went to. He was buried with his broken tuba six feet deep, but evidently, it wasn't deep enough.
The first sightings were just four months later, when a burglar allegedly saw a rotting corpse at the window, watching him. After that, reports came from all corners of the city, and some other nearby areas as well. Criminals, from litterers to murderers, began reporting an increasingly rotten corpse watching them, and some even claim he motioned for them to come near. They all suddenly stopped for nearly fifteen years, until the early '90s, when he began again, this time fully free of any flesh - it was just the bones.
The urban legends of tuba-man, come back from the dead, were quick to crop up on the early 'net. Some claimed to see strange movements at the cemetery he was buried after the sun went down, and others claimed to have seen him whilst high. No matter whether he really existed or not, the possibility of it ran fear through criminals, and it's undeniable that the crime rate dropped heavily starting then. Chicagoans, grateful of the comparative peace, began attributing it to him, the student killed by gang violence.
Tuba-man was buried with his tuba, but everyone knew it was broken. Even after being killed, and even after losing all flesh, even after being forced to use his broken tuba as a completely different instrument, he continued to play. He played the last thing he could remember hearing in life, the sound of a car horn, and whenever someone in Chicago hears that sound, they thank him for keeping the city safe.
Doot doot.
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The Turtle of my Dreams

My name is... Bob Bobberson.
Something like that i dunno im bad at coming up with names
I MEAN THAT IS TOTALLY MY REAL NAME, PFFFFT!
Anyways, I am a huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fan, and one day I went to my local GameStop and saw they had a new Ninja Turtles game called "NINJA TURTLES 666 DEATH STAB KILL BLOOD"! I bought it despite the insane and somewhat idiotic name.
I put it into my Wii, and when it started it up there was a loud voice that said "DIE!" I ignored it and kept playing because PFFFFT YOLO!
I began playing and saw there was already one file. It said "666 STAB KILL DIE FIRE DEATH DEMON I WILL KILL YOU AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD DEATH DEATH DIE DEATH!"
I started up the file and saw I was playing as Van Goh. You know... the fifth turtle. His mask is beige. HE IS TOTALLY NOT A NERDY ANIME DEVIANTART ORIGINAL CHARACTER IF THATS WHAT YOURE THINKING THATS DUMB ONLY STUPID HIPSTERS DO THAT VAN GOH IS TOTALLY REAL PFFFFT!!!!
I saw Van Goh was on fire and dying and realistic blood was shooting out of his mouth like barf.
I kept playing until a jumpscare happened of Sonic the Hedgehog with completely black eyes dripping hyper realistic blood. I peed myself and had a kidney failure.
After tons of intensive care at the hospital, I went back home to play the game. I put the disc into my NES, and as it started up there was another jumpscare, this time of a turtle-like skull with blood on it. I turned off the game and took out the disc and lit it on fire. A while later, I heard a knock on my door, and my extremely fat, shirtless, bearded mailman, named Bert, threw a disc at me and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
I looked at Bert's disc and saw it was the NINJA TURTLE GAME FROM BEFORE! I screeeeaaaaaaaaamed!!!!!
I put the cartridge in my Xbox 360, and started up the game, and saw that there was ANOTHER file, simply titled---
"BERT".
I started Bert's file, but saw I was playing as Leonardo! WOAAAAH HE'S NOT VAN GOH! As I walked around I saw the other turtles, all dead, except for Van Goh, who was flying around with demonic wings and hyper realistic blood dripping from his eyes. Van Goh swooped down and cut off Leonardo's head with a sword. Hyper realistic blood shot out everywhere, and Van Goh shouted "I... AM... GOD!!!!!!!!"
The screen went to black, and I sighed with relief. Suddenly, A GIANT GREEN TURTLE FIST CAME CRASHING THROUGH THE TV SCREEN AND HIT ME IN THE FACE, PUNCHING MY HEAD RIGHT OFF OF MY BODY AND NOW I AM DEAD AND MY GHOST WROTE THIS!
YOU ARE READING A STORY BY A GHOST!
AND I AM HAUNTING YOU!
LOOK OUT THE WINDOW I AM OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!
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The Twin

Next time you're home alone, turn off the lights, put your hand on the wall, and close your eyes.
Say, "I believe that there is something in the wall" three times.
You will feel that something is touching your hand, but don't stop now or it will not work.
If you stay there and let IT touch your hand for 5 minutes something will happen.
After 5 minutes you will see an anti - version of you. That thing will be your twin.
You will say "I don't have a twin" but then the twin will say, "That's because our parents killed me and buried me under your room."
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The Twist Is Cannibalism

I'm coming out and saying it right now because once I make reference to meat, the supposed super tastiness of said meat, and vaguely spooky behavior of the cooks, you're gonna guess it anyway. Could I try to subvert your expectations? Sure, but I don't have the confidence for that. With any luck my writing ability will make the story enjoyable regardless, but don't count on it; I'm relying on the inherent creepiness of cannibalism to scare because I don't have the patience for pacing and building an unsettling atmosphere. Who do you think I am, Stanley Ellin?
Then a skeleton popped out, and we had deboned human for supper.
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
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The Two Points

After a short while, I will finally tell everyone the truth...
My name is Martin, I live in Estonia and I'm eleven years old.
I go to the VKK school. It's a very nice school, though a lot of people hate school, I love school. Excluding one thing... going to school alone. Always having a phobia of the darkness, and since I started going to school, I was not alone
My mother died twelve years ago, before I was even born.
My father bought me to school, no matter how weird it was.
Two weeks ago, my father disappeared, meaning I have to go to school alone.
It was creepy. Really creepy.
I was heading to school, it was about 7am, dark and me? Of course I was scared.
When I finally arrived, I found a bunch of people sitting at the entrance. There where about five children, and an adult. I put my bag down, feeling relaxed. Why? I have no idea. I fell asleep till night came.
When I waked up, the adult was standing with his flashlight lit.
"When it is nearby, DON'T MOVE." He said. 
I was shocked at that moment. I was looking around, when suddenly something caught my eyes.
There was two white dots flying around. At that moment, I noticed that ALL the children have disappeared!
Running for my life, I was heading for the back entrance, but it was locked...
After I noticed this was a dream, I have gotten sick and I'm at the hospital now.
If you read this... I am dead.
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The Tyranny of SOMEGUY123

One day I was sitting on a bench when SOMEGUY came over. He looked really drunk and he was wearing a wife beater. I looked at him and saw that he had no soul. He made a wide grin with his chipped, yellow teeth. His snake like tongue started swimming around in his green hued mouth. He pulled something out of his back pocket of his booty shorts. It was crusty and covered in grease. I looked at his brown trucker cap with the Greek flag on it. A fly landed on top of it then instantly died. I unfolded the paper. It was covered with booze and ketchup stains.
I opened it up only to find that it said "TOP KEK". SOMEGUY started laughing hysterically as he began to kick me over and over again. His boot landed on my body, leaving marks that would last for years. As SOMEGUY was leaving he pulled his belt off and began to hit me with it. Then before he left he spit on my face and said "lol" as he walked away into the sunset. SOMEGUY still has not been arrested to this day.
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