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Piracy the outcome

so I was busy downloading some more torrents for the mish-mash that was my desktop so I was downloading a sonacc.peepeexe cus' I love me some so called 'horror' that was the first trollpasta and while doing so a pop up appeared that said in a pirate voice it seemed irate ha it rhymes irate pi rate, "oy me matey I see we 'ave some new recrutues" I heard a concophany of laughter I clicked on a button that read 'download 'ere me matey' and I obliged it then said a elete team of irate pirates have been dispatched and maybe the hit lead actor from 'everybody loves slendy man' I was covered in my own urine and pheeses so I unplugged my computer from the wall to make sure the downloads were corrupt and I went out side too find a giant pirate ship with helicopter wings strapped to the deck I was creating a fortress made of pheses at this point and I then saw the pirates wielding machettes and mag-7's some degles but worst of all some had duel wielding hand mounted gataling guns with thousands of shells on a belt I was doomed before I remembered me' day at the game store where slendy man said he would be forefever in my debt I was in masseve waves of pheses and euphoria I ran inside and used the land-line (outdated I know) and I found slendy man on my auto dial and phoned him I asked his secraterry to talk to him and said the code word for battle plan mjoneir I always loved that one if you are into militerry stuff like me you may or may not know this is the US armeys most infamous nuclear missle though it dissapered one, day lucky slendy man could teleport, the US army went into one of the highest levels of meltdown there was and they sent hundreds of fallout teams out and sent Obama into a special armored jet now mjoneir was a special type of missel it was a bunker buster it had a tunneling system meaning it could dig in and then explode at a optimal depth now slendy man brought me too a helicarrier way up above my house to watch the fireworks, the sky was a massive ball of flames as millions of atoms were torn apart at once the amount of nuclear fission and fusion that happened was so imence the helicarriers rotors were melted (I'm glad he installed a armoured under side) we started to plumit at about two geforce I was flying above the helicarrier and slendy man was teleporting me to safety I thought "I wondor if he'll be mad about his pirate friends" I then thought "best not to say" I was safe and in the slender mansion known as 'slender manor' I then thought "the insurance I got covered on nuclear explosions, I'M RICH" I decided to go scrooge mc duck and have a swimming pool filled with pound coins and a time machine I then went and expanded on my nuke-proof hard drive (hey I'm perpered) and downloaded sonacc.peepeexe 
don't pirate games kids or you'll be nearly killed by irate pirates unless you have a friend called slendy man
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Wall of Text
Pirate Frimsalyssjs.wmv

There once was a german Series called "Pirate Family" (This is not the real name). You may never heard of it, because it was not that big of a kids show. I watched it often as a kid. Yes, I grew up in Germany. A Month ago, I wanted to watch it again and because my TV just gave up on me like a week ago, I searched on the Internet! I didn´t find any video or download for something like that. I gave up and searched for other stuff like free Games. But then I saw a advertising: Download series for free with Darkwing Duck and Spiderman on it.
I clicked on it, a site opened. The sites model was black and there was only a very little selection of series like, Duck Tales and Spiderman, I nearly screamed: I found it! Pirate Family! I clicked on it. There was only one episode. But I was still pretty excited. I downloaded it and started it in Windows Media Player. It had a strange Name: Pirate_Frimsalyssjs.wmv. Id seen this episode. An evil Doctor wants to make a super Human and needs the Pirate Dads Brain to proceed with making this super Human. He fails and everything goes back to normal. The End. So the episode loaded and started. The Titlecard did not appear, but the episode just started. Everything else went on like normal, just with some random Audio Cut-Outs. But then I noticed that all the Characters, got black Eyes. I thought this was a bug and went on. Then the scene appeared when the Doctor is about to cut out Pirate Dads Brain. Then it faded to black. I thought Windows Media Player crashed but it was still going. Then a Scene started, filmed with a Camcorder or a bad phone. A kid was tied onto a table, it was crying. A man came with an axe and smiled at the camera. He looked at the child and swung his axe! I looked away, but I could hear the scream oft he kid when the top part of his head was cut off. looked at the screen terrified of what I had heard and seen. The kid was still alive when the man took out his brain. He smiled again and then it was over. White text appeared: You are next. I deleted the file and never watched Pirate Family again.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:File Extensions
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
PizzaTimeNeverEnds.exe

Hello and you must never use the Pizza Tower CD because this might happen to you. Its was a normal comupter day of my school and i wanted to play Pizza Tower but every site was blocked, "Fuck!" i sayed, but the wired kid aproched me and with a nerdy voice: "I've got an Pizza Tower CD in my backpack that my dad pirated" and i was happy so he gaved me the CD and i put it in my pc but file was called "Pizza Time Never End" i looked at where the kid was but he was gone, i din't care so i played it and looks like there was mod. I still din't care but the mod was the Toppin' Gals mod, "SIMP!" i yelled, "hoped that he eared this" i sayed in my mine but i started a file and there was only 1 toppin per level (It was the Mushroom) so i played John Gutter for a quick P-Rank but there was no enemys or Toppins. "I tought there was 1 Toppin NOT 0 Toppins?" so i punched Pillar John but there was no time and i was chased by Mushroom Toppin Gal but i was good at escaping Pizzaface so it was going to be easy but she was faster so i clicked on escape to pause but she just looked at me, Peppino was glitching. Mushroom bleed out of her eyes so i runned to the end of the level but the door was closed, the school lights were off and looked back and i saw my friends dead with the Mushroom Toppin Gal next to the dead bodys, She looked at me "play the game?" she sayed and i sayed "but i can't, there is no exit?" she pulled a gun and i alt-f4 the game and restarted the game. I played Pizzascape but it was renamed Pizzaspook special guest Noise and Mushroom. I was playing as the Noise in a Don't Make a Sound and Pizzascare mix of a level and i played it like normally until i got in the Pillar John Room but he wasn't there but instead Peppino himself and i had the kill him and all of the Toppin Gals' Corpses were chasing me and i had to act like i was in Lap 3, They looked like they rooted alive with eyes falling out and blood all over there bodys. I escaped them and finaly beat the level, i got a S-Rank but it says later
that i got a D-Rank and i looked back and she was gone and i looked back at the PC and there was a Ear-parcing Scream with a Mushroom Toppin Gal with HYPER REALISTIC EYES but i wasn't deaf just scared. I punched the screen and the disc was out, the wired kid was back and laughed "You should have seen your face!" and i yelled "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU DUMB BITCH?!" The Teacher came and screamed at me, i got grounded and traumatised... thats all!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:File Extensions
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure
Pizza Box Head Continues

Pizza Box Head was busy torturing some Little Caesar's employees in his Pizza Fortress. He was dunking them into tubs of cheese, wrapping them up in dough, and later began to eat them. Mark magically turned middle aged for some strange unknown reason, and mopped up the remains of all of Pizza Box Head's victims. Mark was proud of his job serving Pizza Box Head, without a single bit of rebellion on his mind. Pizza Box Head tells Mark that Mark didn't imagine him, he always existed for many years, and Mark simply somehow psychically detected Pizza Box Head and acted as if he made him up. Pizza Box Head leaves Mark and steps into a portal to another pizzeria. This time, it was none other than Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Pizza Box Head readied his comically large pizza peel, and smashed down the doors. It was quite a frightful night for the night guard. Freddy and his friends were nearing his office, and the power was running low!
Still, Pizza Box Head did not care about the guard, simply because he was working for a place trying to outpizza the hut. Pizza Box Head spotted Bonnie, threw him into a wall, and proceeded to smother him in tomato sauce before he explodes. Pizza Box Head was being cornered by Chica, who was trying to take his helmet off. It didn't work, needless to say, and Pizza Box Head grabbed her by the arms and pile drived her into a blob of dough, making her explode as well. Foxy was charging towards him, but Pizza Box Head effortlessly fired some cheese rays at him, which made him flail around like he was on fire before he exploded like all the others.
Freddy was getting ready to jumpscare the guard, and suddenly, his head is crushed by a comically large pizza peel. The guard is relieved that he was saved by Pizza Box Head, but he grabs him by the neck and whispers, "No one outpizzas the hut", and throws him into the portal to the Pizza Fortress, where he is devoured by some mozzarella stick dog monsters. Pizza Box Head sits on his throne again, and hears a message from the Pizza Hut Gods.
"There is one who is a great threat to us, his name is Nikocado Avocado." And so, Pizza Box Head grabbed his comically large pizza peel, and begins to breathe heavily.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Beings
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Pizza Delivery

There was one night about a teenage girl ordering pizza hut because you can have pizza for one hour.
Once the pizza delivery come, he said " can i be in your house for a little.
The girl said "yes" then the delivery person went to the bathroom. A few mins later, she open and saw him dead. after she eat the pizza in the box, she said the manner in pizza hut ( with blood coming from his eyes ) she called 911
Police: 911 whats going on?
teenage girl: I see a man staring at me....
Police: what does he look like?
Teenage girl: is he skinny, wears a pizza delivery suit, and blood coming from his eyes.
Police: We are sending the police.
Teenage girl: Ok...
Police: what is the man doing now?
Teenage girl: he's behind my car.
Police: go to the bathroom and lock the door NOW
Teenage girl: ok
Window breaks
Teenage girl Sceams
Police: are you all right?
Teenage girl: yes
Police: what is the man doing?
Teenage girl: he just wants to hangout.
Manner: she's fine
Police: Who are you?
Manner: I will be coming to your Brother Tom
Police: how do you know my brother? How do you know my brother's name?
Phone hangs up
Police: oh god.............
That's all i got from the video. But don't order any pizza from pizza hut if they say it's free
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Shortpasta
Pizza Palace

Everyone is dead. Friends, family, coworkers, everyone. They're surrounding my house, and I'm the only one left alive in this town. And it's all because of that damned Pizza Palace. I'm writing this as a word of warning to never eat at Pizza Palace. Unless you have some psychotic death wish, never eat there. Ever, ever, ever. I'm writing as the freaks are trying to breach my fortress, so I need to be quick. It all started on my brother Allen's birthday. He's about five years old, and he loves pizza. I'm Alex, and I'm about 16 years old, and I'm not that huge a fan of pizza. There was a new place in town opening up, and it was called Pizza Palace. My brother wanted to go there, mainly because it resembled Chuck-E-Cheese. My parents liked the idea, mainly because it was half the price of Chuck-E-Cheese, and we were in a tight spot with money. So we went there on March 2nd, which is Allen's birthday. It was alright I guess. He had fun, and my parents didn't spend a fortune, so it was a win-win situation. I didn't eat there; thank God for that. The real trouble started late at night, about 11 o'clock. Allen woke up in the middle of the night to vomit. He sat in the bathroom and vomited for the longest time, which seemed like an hour. When my dad banged on the bathroom door to check on him, he was silent. My dad got a popsicle stick and picked the door open. We all looked at Allen, and were shocked at what we saw. His skin was so pale that it looked gray. There were blood streaks running down his cheek. His teeth looked green and rotten. The toilet was red, meaning that he had been vomiting blood that whole time. My mom let out the loudest scream you would ever hear.
Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Pizza pie is no laughing matter

so im sittin here, right? and my wife comes over and says were outta pumpkin pie, so i stab her. then i say, "pizzapie is no laughing matter" then i laugh THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT and i fell out of an airplane, onto a land where squidward had hyper-realistic eyes and commited suicide and it was all real and there was footage of dead babies n stuff. YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS said the grass. i was pissed off because i didnt care and i jut wanted to take my meds but i didnt have time because i wa too busy packing to go to the airpotrt.
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Suicide
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Plague Doctor

Henlo. So all this talk about unhumanly tall unhumanoids got me thinking, why aren't I part of the in crowd? I made a pentagram and covered it in some bubonics and coronas in a 666 shape and chanted "uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu" sixty nine times in a mirror, waiting for some tall thing to appear. I also lit candles, obviously.
Well, that did it, I thought. Ghosted by a ghost. Guess not even spirits are desperate enough to want me. I decided to call it a night. "A NIGHT!"
"Shut the fuck up," my dad mumbled from his bedroom next door. I gently placed my bubonic and corona into their little petri dishes and kissed them good night.
I was awakened at the witching hour of 4:20 to the annoying as frick sound of pecking on my window. Through the moonlight, I saw a plague doctor mask. My first thought was being upset that he pecked a hole in the screen. My other thought was wondering if he had wings, seeing as my room's on the second floor. But no. He was just that long! Almost as tall as my house!
I opened the window and asked what he wanted. He cocked his head at me like a robin listening for worms and then tipped over, landing with a loud thud. I craned my neck as far as I could to see if I could tell if he was ok, but it was night so I really didn't have that good a view. Whatever. I went back to sleep and purposed to check on him in the morning.
When I woke up at noon, I looked out the window and saw him, still dead on the ground. Or sleeping? Is that how plague doctors sleep? I threw some birdseed on him once I went downstairs. Nope. He ded. Can't tell if it was from a plague or a concussion. But he was quite unhumanly tall. Is that even the trend anymore? It just wouldn't be as spooky if he were like a microscopic plague doctor. But then again, I do have an extra petri dish for him. Alas, he's too lengthened to even fit in the house.
Anywho, I have a dead plague doctor in my yard AMA!
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Plane Masturbation Copypasta

Flying, and travel in general, is stressful. And want to know one of the best stress relievers? That's right, masturbation. So what if a person wants to relieve some of that tension by spanking the monkey or flicking the bean? There's nothing wrong with paddling the pink canoe or Jackin' the beanstalk. It's totally natural to give yourself a nice little under the pants handshake. We all need to visit the purple headed soldier from time to time. It's not hurting anyone so if it's not your forte, just put on your headphones and ignore the man next to you playing a solo on his skin flute. Society should be way more accepting of masturbation on airplanes.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Rants
Category:Shortpasta
Planet Theory

Don't you love the planet you live on? you know planet earth. Well this planet you call home is just a lie, you live on a giant rock that is painted over with life by beings called Creador de vida and they painted over the rock you called Earth. Nura reta iwa is what they called your planet, You are all toys to them you are just dolls in a giant test.
The Creador de vida's made everything you see. They are the real gods, If you die you going against the rules of the gods.
The gods are very simple and not simple at the same time. Take your life you will be punished, Get your life taken you will be punished. Live longer more of the chances you will get a better ending for your new life when you die.
In the year of 3018 the gods are gonna reform the planet named Earth and any planet near it but not the sun. The sun is called Niño sol thanks to the gods, the gods use the sun to make planets or remake planets and that's how dinosaurs had left the planet by being remade. The bones left on the planet now are some of the dinosaurs were left to be seen by the humans and humans are called tou anthrópou by the gods.
Stars are towns filled with gods, the moon has one god called Luna estrella rey. This god can also be called Luna the god of the moon star. If you don't pray to Luna at least once a month you will get punished by the Niño sol will come closer to burst the earth rock.
The more people die more the gods become more angry with this test of humans. Soon this test will stop and the gods will stop caring and will let all the planets die off and make better creatures. The god of light and dark called Sinini Cenu coppi will never stop loving humans but will do sins to make the world of earth bad and good.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Planet of Sin

Life is granted to be used for the best. But life needs land. Land is formed by meteor crashes, or explosions.
A miracle happens, and a planet is formed. Life is granted as small lifeforms or plants, mysterious plants no one has ever heard of. As the planet evolves, many things are made.
These small life forms evolve into scaly monsters or into hairy beasts. Many years later, these scaly monsters evolve into feathery animals or smaller scaly monsters. The hairy beasts, they evolve into the most intelligent lifeforms.
But with intelligence comes corruption. Thievery, crime, murder.
The lifeforms become terrible monstrosities, becoming unimaginably terrible monsters themselves. They could just kill for a thrill.
Some become worse than what we see as the devil. You might say they are the devil in a visible, living state. One these lifeforms stand to see. One these lifeforms tolerate, to even let live.
These lifeforms create wars, fighting for power. Power came long within evolution, it was the poison of these lifeforms. They killed each other, all for freedom or rule. They... slaughtered lives. With families. Babies to lovers.
The planet is now full of these terrible awful lifeforms. Murderers, corrupted rulers, and ultimately... weapons of mass destruction. They could end it all, all the progress, all the evolution. All for land or freedom.
We're these lifeforms. We are the corrupt, murderous, bloodlusting, greedy beings.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Plankton's Rules

I was strollin' through the internet and I saw a "cool" episode called "Plankton's Rules" I was interested of the title and watched it, The episode started and no titlecard was there. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob was in the Krusty Krab talking about Plankton. Mr. Krabs said there was something wrong with plankton and Spongebob had to check on him. It was 12:00 AM at the bikini bottom. Spongebob said this to gary "Gary, Don't do anything bad while i'm gone." The screen cut to Spongebob walking down to the chum bucket. He walked in and saw a fish with a one-eyed monster with tentacles and a mouth with sharp teeth all around his moth and it looked like a tentacles mouth when it cuts through stuff. The fish got flung into Plankton's mouth, Guts and chum were all over the floor and walls as the fish exploded in plankton's mouth. Spongebob threw up and Plankton picked up Spongebob and said "SPONGEBOB, WHERE IS THE FORMULA?!?!?" Spongebob said he wouldn't give it to him. Plankton threw Spongebob out into the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs was laying dead with his broken shell and his stomach was cut open, Mr. Krabs was killed COLD BLOODED. Spongebob cryed and said 'MR KRABS, NOOOOOOOO!" The screen cut to spongebob crying with all of the bikini bottom residents dead bodies. The bikini bottom was on fire. And then the screen cut to black and I heared Spongebob's scream. And blood appeared on the screen. The screen cut to text that said "PLANKTONS RULES WILL ALWAYS NOT BE BROKE" I was scared, I did not like the episode.... The episode ended. The DVD tray opened in the DVD player. It showed a disc in the disc tray, It was a music disc. It sounded like voices in Plankton's head. Plankton said "NO STOP!" then I heard bones crumbling.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta