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Garnox

thumb|One of the islands in Garnox's deadly red oceans.
Garnox is an incredibly generic alien planet. Like nearly all other alien planets, the terrain is warped and foreign to us, something that we could only recreate using plywood, chicken wire, and stucco. And like many other extra terrestrial worlds, it looks to Earth with malicious spite for reasons unknown to us. 
==Malacious Actions==
thumb|left|The purple sands of Garnox, which is the principle food supply of the Garnoxians.Definitely not a default Windows desktop picture with the color inverted 
Because of this malicious attitude, Garnox sends out dozens of invasion ships to harass the citizens of Earth by communicating with, abducting, and experimenting on the less sane humans who inhabit rural North America and implanting devices into their brains that give them an unquenchable desire to tell their story on late night AM radio, or in a few cases write books about what happened to them. Many times cows are captured in addition to the insane country folk.
In recent months it appears that the Garnoxian invasion ships have shifted their target to beautiful women, mostly of Caucasian decent, whom they take back to their own planet for reasons unknown. Some say it is because their race is hideously ugly, and they are trying to remedy this by creating a race of half human, half Garnoxians. This view is not very popular due to the obvious inability of the Garnoxians to reproduce with humans. Most people have agreed that they do this simply because they hate us.
==Hollywood Theory==
thumb|A picture of the setting of the green sun over Garnox's main island.
An emerging theory as to why the inhabitants of Garnox are kidnapping the beautiful women of Earth is because their leadership seem to have a single minded goal to force one of the epic Earth heroes, the sort who have a camera crew following them around everywhere because of their heroic deeds, to come to their planet and save a beautiful Earth woman whom they kidnapped, resulting in a big box movie and lots of merchandising deals. These experts say that the main shortfalling of this plan is that the Garnoxians never think enough to kidnap the women who have camera crews with them, something which every movie-goer knows is necessary to activate a string of events resulting in a epic hero going to another planet. If there is no footage of the woman’s kidnap, then the back story is all based on hearsay which doesn’t come across as well on the silver screen. 
In this theory the abduction and experimentation with crazy hillbillies is all part of an ingenious advertising campaign, and as the cows are simply dismissed as a crude form of recreation, a late night BBQ, or just another thing for the hillbillies to talk about on the radio.
An interesting fact about the inhabitants of Garnox that seems to support this theory is that there is no record of them ever killing a human. This is just another mystery that comes to us from wherever in the shiny, shiny stars Garnox is.
Category:Extrasolar planets
Garry Trudeau

Garretson Beekman "Garry" Trudeau (born July 21, 1948) is a Canadian cartoonist, best known for the Doonesbury comic strip. A popular performer at the Comedy Club, he is known for his liberal views, heavy drinking, and Jane Pauley's #1 stalker for the past 30 years. He is an asshole. Believe it!
==Early life==
Born in Nunavut in 1952 he quickly emigrated to America. His mother was a short-order cook and his father was a retired groupie. He attended Bennington College during the 1960s. Drawing on his experiences at the prestigious College he soon began drawing cartoons. To pay the bills he became a lawyer. He married his former teacher, Betty Ford. Trudeau spent lots of time in prestigious company, and slowly climbed his way up the social ladder, sometimes literally stabbing backs to get what he wanted. After his lawyer days started to bore him he decided to become a cartoonist, based on a bar bet one night with L. Ron Hubbard that 'I couldn't tell the story of liberal America in cartoons over the next forty years.'
==Cartoonist==
After three years of law Trudeau decided to go full time as a cartoonist. His cartoons lived in a world very similar to his own, and many of the characters in the strip are based on people he either knows personally or famous personalities, generally politicians. Published every day since Jan 1st 1975 with characters who age normally and interweave in each other's plots the cast and story has become epic in size and proportion. A cult in California has sprung up in dedication to reading the strip's archives so as to coherently follow the story. The fan-base of the strip is ginormous, as it is printed in every newspaper in the world, except the New York Times and The Charlotte Observer (aka Dixie Gazzette, where the strip is banned as "Pinko Propaganda".
==Lounge Singer==
Since 1990 Trudeau has had popular success as a lounge act at the renowned Comedy Club. Dressing in women's clothing and donning a blonde wig he sings in a falsetto baritone and is known as 'Sunny'. His act became a sensational hit soon after he began it, drawing large crowds to hear his soulful renditions of Standards and Disco classics. Many in his audience do not know that he is also a cartoonist, or male. 'Sunny' has released one album that has done moderately well, though did not chart, entitled 'My Other Wig is I'm Male.' He has done shows with the vocal talents of Ezra Pound, Condoleezza Rice, and Tony Clifton.
==Personal Life==
Trudeau is also known as a heavy drinker and repeatedly has checked into drug rehab. He divorced his first wife and married Robin Williams in 2004 (during the whole legal thing in San Francisco, even though he himself is a Canadian) with whom he's had three children. The two often go into rehab together. They have spawned 8 offsprings: Peter, Jason, Paige, Linus, Lucy, Garfield, B.C., and Hagar.
Category:American cartoonists
Category:Canadians
Category:Comic strips
Category:Satire
Gas station

A gas station is a place where you go to expel gas from your rectum, which in turn is used to power up cars.
Everyone needs to discharge that unwanted gas that accumulates because of eating certain types of foods, such as beans, cheese, and mowed grass. And that gas is really really gross. It is really disgusting, unless it is your own.
It is extremely rude to discharge the gas in front of others. That is why, sometime in the early 20th century, someone unknown came up with the idea of a gas station.
The gas that is collected at gas stations is very useful and valuable. It is made of methane and other gases that burn and can be very powerful in an engine.
Once it is collected by the gas station, it is extremely useful. And valuable. And is something people pay very dearly for. That is because it enables them to drive drive drive their cars. They pollute the air when they do so, exacerbating global warming, but no one really cares that their own driving is causing this problem because getting somewhere is about me me me.
==As a place for cars==
Gas stations draw lots of cars. Lots of them. That’s because the gas that the people expel at the gas stations is liquified. And once it becomes a liquid, it is still called ‘gas’ and it is one of the products people spend most of their money on because they like to drive.
Every car needs gas. Lots of it. That is unless you have a electric car and you put that money into the pockets of Elon Musk.
Gas should be cheap. It should be free. But it is expensive because of some tycoons out there who can sell it for as much money as they want to because they know how many people need it and are willing to pay a lot of money for it. And they use that money once they have too much for themselves to buy elections and have the candidates of their choice win. Because of this, people work extra jobs just to earn money for gas. The price of all goods goes up when the price of gas does.
==Places where gas stations are found==
===Convenience stores===
Many gas stations are found together with convenience stores. These little stores sell exactly the food that causes people to need to fart. This way, they can provide more gas to the gas stations that they can sell for use in cars.
===Car washes===
Some other gas stations are paired wish car washes. Women want to keep the house clean. But men like keeping their car clean and requiring all passengers, including the women they date, to take off their shoes before getting into their cars. Men can be found at the car washes, asking for their cars to be detailed.
===Costco===
There is a gas station at almost every Costco. When you pick up your hot dogs and chicken, you will need to pass some gas too. And Costco is ready.
==See also==
*Petroleum-based automobile fuel
*Oil
Category:Farts
Gay bomb

The Gay Bomb was one of Steven Spielberg's early films. Before he became Mr. lookie-me-Im-a-big-shot thanks to films like "E.T." and it's sequel "E.T. returns- as merchandise!", he scraped a living making pornos and rather campy sci-fi flicks, most of which he'd rather forget. 
"The Gay Bomb" is an exception. Delving deep into the then current trends of apocalyptic post-modernism and nascent sexuality, Spielberg put in a good number of months and kidney stones to see this film crafted to his levels of excellence.
It tanked. Everyone hated it, even his mom. This made him a bitter cynic. "Hey, why don't I give these motherfuckers the truckload of crap they deserve," he thought. "How 'bout a film where everyone dies, yeah, and I'll toss in a stinking squid!" Thus Jaws was born. Since all the squid props were being used in Hentai films, he settled for a shark.
Seeing how successful it was, Spielberg continued pulling ideas from deep within his ass (using tiny hooks attached to thin strings), leading to movies like 'Indiana Jones', 'War of the Worlds' and 'Titanic' (James Cameron's bunghole was running a little dry, so he borrowed a nugget or so).
==Plot==
Since its invention in 1945, the US Army used the gay bomb on all its enemies, including the Nazis,the slants, the Viet Kong, Saddam and Al Gore.
The first gay bomb was dropped on Hiroshima by a flamo bomber, the Enola Gay. Hundreds of thousands died, and the rest ran to the YMCA for first-aid, even though it was two cities away. Others crowded steel mills seeking employment.
In Vietnam, Agent Orange was coupled with Agent RAINBOW. The strategy backfired. The hyper-horny Viet Kong became the first battle rapists.
The gay bomb had an unusual effect on Gore. His affections turned away from men, towards the earth. He now violently shags any hole in the ground, and especially enjoys golf.
==Unanticipated Consequences==
Some gay bomb tests on US soil may have affected Americans. As average Joes turned into faggots, distressed and patriotic rich Republicans sought a cure. This came in the form of the AIDS Bomb, a canonized STD that attacked fags, punishing them every time they had some of that unnatural vile buttsecks. To date, this bomb has killed millions.
This project backfired too. Robert Mugabe stole some AIDS Bombs and gave them to his battle rapers. This deadly weapon infected about thirty million straight Africans (equivalent to three million Americans).
==Future Projects==
The Gay Bomb has sprouted many sister projects. A straight bomb is being developed, as an alternative to the AIDS bomb. A lesbian bomb is also being considered to deal with fat ladies.
It has recently been proven by leading South African researchers that AIDS Bombs are powerless against showers. This has lead to the development of a Super AIDS Bomb.
Category:Things that could kill Jesus
category:Gay
Gayzilla

250px|thumb|Gayzilla as usually portrayed (standing in front of an American flag ).
Gayzilla (born James Rodrick Hamilton Queersworth III, in San Francisco in 2078 ) is the nephew of Godzilla. He was the worlds first giant time-travelling homosexual robot monster President.
==Early Life==
Gayzilla was born in the city of San Francisco in 2078. He was raised by his mother, Space n00bzilla, until he was nine years old. On his ninth birthday his mother died in a giant exploding transforming robot accident. From his ninth birthday until the time he turned eighteen he was raised by his uncle Godzilla. When he was eighteen he came out to his uncle and confessed that he had been having a sexual relationship with Mothra. His homophobic uncle kicked him out and he was forced to move in with his partner, Mothra.
==Presidentness==
In the year 2112 Gayzilla ran for President and won. His winning was largely due to the outstanding number of gays and lesbians in the country at that time. His first act as President was to not only legalize, but make gay marriage mandatory. The church was angry with this, because they did not want to have to get gay-married. To stop the church from protesting, Gayzilla used his Gay-Ray on them and turned them fabulous.
==World War S==
250px|thumb|A real photo of Robo-Gayzilla.
In 2118, Gayzilla launched a war on all things straight. He sent armies into countries all over the world and occupied Canada, Brazil, Israel and the UK. He sent stormtroopers to look for all the straight people in the occupied countries. The straights where sent to sodomization camps and where forced to have gay sex for weeks at a time, until they liked it and began initiating contact.
Two years later, rebels travelled back in time to attempt to kill Space Godzilla so Gayzilla could never be born. Space Godzilla killed the rebels. Two years later another rebel was sent to try to kill Gayzilla as a child, but by then Gayzilla had perfected the Gay-Ray and made the rebels wear make-up and participate in street raves. Then, 10 years after the beginning of Gayzilla's cruel fascist regime, his uncle came and kidnapped him. He took him to a bomb-shelter and operated on him. He turned Gayzilla into a robot. Upon realizing that he was a robot, Gayzilla decided to go back in time to stop himself from becoming President. The end.
==See Also==
*Godzilla
*Hitler
*Maozilla
*Mothra
Category:Dragons
category:Gays
Category:Godzilla
Gazpacho

Gazpacho is a cold soup made of salsa, originating from the Iberian peninsula some time in the 18th century. It is traditionally prepared by pouring red paint into a bowl and serving it with a spoon. Other regional variations include serving the succulent sauce in an equally red plastic cup for ready consumption, or on a traditional Italian flatbread with mozzarella cheese. A popular style among teenagers is to chug it directly from the jar while leaning over the sink, after a selective process known as gazpacho pong. As of 2023, gazpacho has been outlawed within the United States due to its flammability, and its use in several terror attacks.
==Occurrence==
Many people have their first gazpacho experience in adolescence, where it is motivated by a desire to eat salsa, combined with the frustrating lack of chips. Moral conservatives generally insist that condiments are only properly consumed in the context of marriage. Doubtless, the lack of propriety encouraged by the left-leaning social progressives has contributed to such horrors as guacamole tiramisu, which tears at the very fabric of civilized society. The European Union has refused to acknowledge the growing underground gazpacho market has allowed for unregulated demi-gazpachos made of tomatoes, cucumbers, almonds, and grapes to become widespread and available on the civilian market, and indicates for many the fall of western society.
==Other Uses==
Gazpacho was formerly used as a theatrical special effect to simulate ketchup. However, it has been largely replaced in this role by blood which is cheaper and more widely available. Gazpacho is also noted as the main ingredient in personal defense sprays, due to the incapacitating effects of cilantro.
Category:StubCategory:Food
Gecko

Geckos (not to be confused with grues) are the most murderous savage beasts in the entire world. Although they live in Australia, they can get everywhere. Including your dreams. They have been known to guard the area around whiskey stills, making that pitifully rewarding quest even harder and more pointless. And by the way, 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.
If you happen to be meandering along a dark and lonely road in the middle of the night and see a small scurrying monster out of the corner of your eye make sure you swiftly draw your dueling sword and run the thing through. Repeatedly. Make sure you finish the job because if you don't they will come after you and haunt your sleep. Eventually, after you have been reduced a jibbering wreck from lack of sleep they will use their incredible (and evil) sense of smell to hunt you down and gut you like a fish. They will creep into your room in the middle of the night and eat you. 
On second thought, burn it to ashes just to make sure it's dead and make sure you get its soul as well.
They'll probably get you first, though.
If you have gel just wear sharp, spiky, and upward pointing hair. Then all you've got to do is wait for them to fall on your head.
The only good thing is that you can talk to them about philosophy. If you can talk for at least an hour, you will certainly bore them to death!
It should be noted that, in the climactic Ragnarok of 1988, the Geico Gecko joined with Chuck Norris, Cuddlebug the Magnificent, Your Mom, A.C. Slater, and Sir Charles M. Talleyrand to defeat the vicious underground Grue Army. They then proceeded to dick-slap Hillary Clinton for being such a frigid bitch, then returned to their secret lair, where they keep a watchful eye on a slumbering Earth.
It has been said that a Gecko can save you money on car insurance if you catch one but this has yet to be confirmed. Unless you live in New Jersey, then they f*ck you up.
Geckos can be skinned for their pelts, which fetch a ginormous sum of money compared to their high weight; however, you risk you life in getting it. The perk is even more useless since, in order to get it, you have to kill the only substantial concentration of golden geckos in the wasteland. It's really no wonder that Klamath is such a shithole. 
== Notable Geckos ==
* Godzilla
* Mozilla
* Ken 
* Johnny Wilkinson
== See also ==
* Caveman
* STD's
Category:Software
Category:Things that may be out to get you
Category:Lizards
ja:ヤモリ
pt:Gekkonidae
zh:壁虎
Gegard Mousasi

Gegard "Dimcaveman" Mousasi is a Mixed martial artist competing in Rellator Boxing Championship. He left UFC a while ago, cause White had a dispute for not giving him one more contract deal. He is also called "Romanian's Death Killer."
==MMA career==
Mousasi, born in Iran, followed his brother Gewik to MMA to defend thugs from bullying him at an early age. He was then accepted by Ivan Drago to train him effective grappling skills and even deadly techniques. At this time, he was sucking up a Cuban figting guy to death, very helpful though. Submitting a strangled nylon cord to a champ was his achievement. Mousasi kicked the MMA promotion creator so hard the pres. signed him his full contract. There, he meet A Brazilian fighter with an upkick, sending his opponent to the funeral. Defending his championship, he was brought to another promotion just to fuck the ass-licking Russian guy.
==Muhammed "King Slow Mo" Lawal==
Mousasi defends his Light Heavweight championship belt in Strikeforce in a 12th time. At this time, he was trained under Chris Dolman. At their bout, Lawal finally brought his takedowns to end his championship. His former training coach retired because "he was kinda hard to learn much of what he's doing." Although Mousasi still threw a legal kick, landing it to 125. This makes Mousasi call off his name "Slow Mo" before changing it to " Very Slow Mo" to avoid the name be criticized.
==Ultimate Fighting Championship==
His first fight in the promotion was against Ilir Latifi. He threw so many punches, before a doctor stopped the bout. Latifi was finding it hard to breath, and even a cut nose. He was losing weight for 5 months, dropping him to Middleweight division. White called off a fight against Dan "Muscle Man" Henderson and Mousasi was chosen as his opponent. Henderson dropped a few takedowns, but Mousasi was enough for him to change his weight. Henderson died 112 days after the bout. At this time, Mousasi was #1 contender of light heavyweight. Years later, the promotion discussed a fight against Vitor Belfort. Mousasi threw a kick to the groin, and the referee stopped in just minutes of the opening round. A fight between Chris "Widy" Weidman was expected. He defeated the former champion by illegal knee kick, which dropped severe injury.
==Personal life==
Mousasi had a boring life in his school years. He entered Drago's gym to train boxing, sparring and strict fitness. When he found out MMA was his only way to ground-and-pound bloodied opponents, he became a champion twelve times and killed 8 known fighters. Known for his deadly stints, both Drago and Mousasi are criticized by former Mixed martial artists, including Anderson Silva.
Category:Boxing
Category:Mixed martial artists
Category:Bad Motherfuckers
Geisenheim

thumb|right|200px|G. Janz at his first School day, Elementary School Assmannshausen am Rhein.
Geisenheim is a Bavarian City at the Rhine between Flensburg and Munich. It is known Whinecity, Grinecity, Capacity and Liquidspicecity. American GIs that survived WW2 lovingly nick-named Geisenheim as G'town (and the central place "Vekündigungsplatz" is known as G-Point). 
Founded in 1287 by Russian pirates, the cities wealth as well as size growed continuously. Since 1894 it has City rights, its Mayor is Gerhard Janz. Janz is in his 30s but feels younger. With his height of 1,83 m he is satisfied.
During the brutal reign of German half-god Helmut Kohl, the city was the headquarter of the resistance whose leader Terf was a close friend of Gerhard Janz.
Johannisburg, a part of Geisenheim, is the Birthplace of "Würzflüssige" (Liquidspice). Although others try to copy Würzflüssige, Geisenheim is still World Market Leader in producing Würzflüssige. 
Geisenheim is also famous for its Restaurations, as you can see on there Advertising: 
"All the same whether you want only a something DRINKING or also MEAL, with us one can do BOTH. We lead FOUR BEERS of the BARREL, five Rheingauer of wines and naturally also ALCOHOL-FREE. In addition a rich bill of fare, which has to offer something for nearly each taste and purse. Except Handkaes etc. you can enjoy shred, Steak's of the pig or RUMPSTEAK'S from the Argentine Angus cattle. Soups and Toast's also participate."
Geisenheim is the seat of the ill-reputed Geisenheim University. The main subjects taught are furniture, self-deprecation and guestbook-piracy. Admission is possible with an at least above-average 'Google-Abitur'. A famous alumnus is the Wussow.
== The Geisenheim Conspiracy ==
The adherers of this Conspiracy Theory question the existence of the city Geisenheim. They assume that that all referring to this city are a part of a large-scale conspiracy, the Geisenheim Conspiracy. This conspiracy is to convince mankind of the existence of a city named Geisenheim. The adherers of this conspiracy theory speak in reference to the authors of the conspiracy in principle only of THEM. Some assume as authors of the Geisenheim conspiracy the CIA, the Mossad, Sir Tom or extraterrestrial Aliens, which camouflaged their spaceship as university, thus usual suspects. 
In order not to make THEM attentive, instead of Geisenheim the terms Ge****heim, Ge*se**eim, Ghm or Geisenfake are used or it is often spoken simply of the G-word.
== Fun facts about Geisenheim ==
* Unknown to most, in 1968, Geisenheim was destroyed, along with all things, by Th. W. Adorno.
* Since 1973 Geisenheim is twinned with Luton (England). In the same year the University of Geisenheim agreed with Luton Airport towards a mutual recognition of their University Degrees.
* The two statements above contradict each other. 
* Don't worry about that.
Category:Germany