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Baby Shark

Baby Shark is a children's campfire song, made popular by Children's Campfire LLC. It has been referred to by the Person Who Only Uses Professional Jargon as a "dead meme".
== Origin ==
"Baby Shark" was first created by Children's Campfire LLC in 1953 as a way to get kids to sing about sharks at campfires. Children's Campfire LLC saw that virtually every other animal was sung about at campfires, including the elephant ("Willoughby Wallaby Woo"), the duck ("Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends"), and the mongoose ("I'm Sure There's a Campfire Song About a Mongoose, But I Can't Think Of One On The Top Of My Head, So I'll Just Make Up The Lyrics As I Go Along").
But there was not a campfire song about a shark. Furthermore, with the planned release of Jaws in the year 1975, the public would be very scared of sharks. So, to further make the sharks seem "harmless", Children's Campfire LLC attached the word "baby" to the beginning of "shark" to make Baby Shark.
== Lyrics ==
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark!
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark!
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark!
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark!
Swim away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Swim away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Swim away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Swim away!
Got my arm eaten up by sharks, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Got my arm eaten up by sharks, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Got my arm eaten up by sharks, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Got my arm eaten up by sharks!
== Baby Shark lawsuit ==
In 1972, a child was found dead in the ocean. She was found playing with sharks. It was found that an hour before her death, she was singing "Baby Shark" with her camp around the campfire. Children's Campfire LLC was sued by the girl's mother, and she was successful. However, Children's Campfire LLC was allowed to remain in business, despite the huge loss of cash they had.
== Children's Campfire LLC lawsuit and closure ==
In 1996, it was found the Children's Campfire LLC was guilty of harassing children over the course of two decades, if not more. Employees of Children's Campfire LLC would attend camps to see if their song "Baby Shark" was being sung. Then the employee would ask a child to come over by him, and he would say that the child won the Baby Shark prize. Then he would, well, you know. Either way, these horrendous acts were what caused Children's Campfire LLC to shut out of business, not the 1972 lawsuit.
== Today ==
Despite its treacherous history, "Baby Shark" has proven a popular song for decades. It has been performed by many artists around the world, including Picasso, Van Gogh, and Henri Matisse.
Category:Songs
Category:AGH MY EARS
Baby shower

A baby shower is a semi-rare meteorological event in which babies fall from the sky, predominantly of the human species. This type of precipitation has occurred throughout history. Many people are skeptical about this type of weather but then again, what subject doesn't have its skeptics?
==How?==
Baby showers typically form when infants in the lower-east Panama Canal evaporate. This process sends the gaseous babies into the clouds above. It is not uncommon for Middle America to receive two or three baby showers a week. Sometimes, this event can happen in other waterways, such as the Nile and the Pacific Ocean, but it is not likely. 
When the babies are in the clouds, they are known to travel vast distances, many reaching locations on the other side of the world. This explains how baby showers occur all around the world and not just near the Panama Canal. 
It is also said to have been believed and mentioned that there is a story told how babies are jesusifyingly conceived after a woman has a bite out of the magic burrito deep in the marshlandic backwoods of downtown Los Angeles. After this occurs, there is a long black bout of oblivion (also known as that moment when you're driving down the freeway and have no clue as to how you got from point A to point C without ever having remembered experienced point B), then and only then does the clamouring clammy cloud of babies come raining down on unsuspecting goobers all over the world, and then it's Christmas for everyone because everyone, including you, loves baby huffing.
==Tradition==
Many people have developed a tradition around baby showers. Often when a parent's baby falls in the Panama Canal, the parent is left with all of the youngster's belongings. When the parents run out of room for the baby's things they have to give it away. Parents expecting a child are more than welcome to take these gifts. It saves them a run to Wal-Mart among other things. 
This trend has been quite popular in the United States due to a severe shortage of baby products. In fact, this phenomenon might put stores like Babies "R" Us, Posh Tots, and the Texas Gun Store out of business. It is causing a minor uproar, since it has the potential to put millions of people out of jobs.
==In History==
Often times, a historical or mysterious event can be attributed to baby showers. When the rivers ran red in Egypt, it was said to be caused by red sand deposited in the river from the Sahara Desert. Of course this theory is incorrect, sand has too much mass to be transported in water. The true culprit was a baby shower. When the babies fell from the sky, their bodies hit the ground with enough velocity to asplode. The resulting blood was washed into the river. It is not that hard to understand when you are thinking with portals.
==See Also==
*Weather
*Global Warming
*Flash Poodling
*Mists of time
Category:Weather
Category:Infancy
Babyshambles

To understand the hideous musical anomaly that is Babyshambles, you must first take the band's name and remove "Baby" from it. This fact is mainly due to their performing monkey of a frontman Peter Qwerty. His worst habit, contrary to popular belief, is not taking drugs, but getting arrested several times a day - making the conventional activities of a band such as making music, touring and posing needlessly rather difficult, if not impossible.
== Babyshambles Are Formed ==
The band was formed in the aftermath of the tragic break-up of seminal rock band, The Libertines. (This band was actually good [citation needed], thus proving that Peter Qwerty is not without talent. He just seems to have misplaced the ability to use it since then.) Pete then decided to form a new band that would put up with his cocaine-snorting, heroin-stabbing, journalist-kicking lifestyle. He duly found the required people on a Colombian hemp farm, where incidentally Kate Moss was grown from a little stick into a fully-formed twig. However, not even all of them could put up with him and they buggered off. The remaining band consisted of Patrick Walden (possibly deceased), Gemma Clarke (who has now ditched them too), Adam Ficek (NINNY) and Drew McConnell (weird/quiet/crying-Spanish/Irish/English-hardcore/indie/emo kid). In early 2006, Patrick Walden went to jail almost as much as Pete did and, as having a criminal who isn't Pete in the band is one of Babyshambles' big no-nos, he was fired. Some bloke who looks like (and probably smells like) Bez now plays lead guitar.
== Babyshambles Release An Album ==
It was called 'Down In Albion', and is generally deemed to be complete and utter sheet stain. The track 'Albion' used to be good when performed by The Libertines or Pete Doherty by himself, but Babyshambles have a unique talent for taking good songs and making them the worst thing they could possibly be: slightly worse than mediocre . The album took them to new depths and as a result the bass player drowned (Bass players are never up to much anyway).
Pete also suffered a seizure but even medical experts could not determine whether this was down to drugs or the horror that was his new album. 2,009,678 suicide attempts follow begging the question "Attempts!?"
== Babyshambles Do Some Gigs ==
Pete even turned up for one of them. He was wearing a dress and a wig, but no-one liked to say anything.
== The Future for Babyshambles ==
== Trivia ==
*They did not kill a man for his giro. They would have, but apparently it goes straight into your bank account these days, curse the government. They did bum a man for his biro, however.
*They did not do a good song about guns that was the other bloke, though most people prefer playing armies.
==See also==
*The Libertines
*London
*Drugs
Category:British musical groups
Backwards Peace Sign

The Backwards Peace Sign is an archaic gang symbol used by Japanese kids, Gangstas, and White People that will never be Gangstas. The symbol itself is a reference to the values of the average gangster, turn your back against peace and cap the mo' fo's ass. Gangstas often give this symbol to their prey before viciously killing them with a fast metallic object, in the ass. However it has been developed to be used in other situations such as taking dorky pictures and imitating a confused hippie. The Chinese consider it to be the retarded brother of the normal Peace Sign and have adapted it to mean Fuck you.
==Phallic Reference==
Like most of the gangsta culture, the backwards peace sign is derived from a phallic image. Notice the two elongated rods erecting from the gangstas hand. No one knows why the gangsta uses two rods, but many guess that it is because he is twice as horny as his honky counter part would be in the situation. As the gesture is used to display yearning to cap someone in the ass, this symbol could also could be seen as a invitation to engage in Anal Sex. Thus it has also become a popular symbol of gay pride(especially in the relatively few Gay Gangs).
==White People's Usage==
White People should be careful when employing this gesture in any setting a gangsta or Chinese person may be present. While to gangstas this symbol may be a sign of predatory nature, when used by a honky, cracker or Asian, the symbol takes a reverse role and is a symbol of prey. Many innocent white youths have fallen victim to the backwards peace sign and many are soon to follow. Here are areas where it's proper to use such signs:
*Suburbs
*Mansions
*Birthday parties(If living in a suburb or a mansion)
*Tennis or Golfing
*The South
*Montana
*England
*Canada (but not Quebec)
*Middle-Earth
*In your living room(Assuming you weren't adopted by gangsters.)
*Heaven
If used anywhere else you will be capped in the ass, possibly repeatedly. NOTE:This is NOT the kind of ass capping that is done to a woman or a gay, this is death. Do not attempt to provoke a gangster unless you are a serious masochist.
Category:Racism
Category:Crunk
Category:Education
Category:Gangsta
Category:Sdrawkcab
Bacon fat

Bacon fat is fat derived from bacon. During World War II, the Allied forces discovered that it carried unparalleled incendiary properties, and successfully deployed it to undermine the German V2 rocket program.
To obtain and conserve the precious commodity, a major propaganda campaign was undertaken within Allied countries and airdropped into enemy territory, such that fear of the substance would reduce the need for its actual use (see figures).
==The home front==
Into the 1940s, as the Cold War developed, it became necessary for Western nations to build defenses against their own devastating weaponry. In order to keep the designs of the Evil Russian Empire at bay, a sweeping publicity campaign was instituted to warn the general public to drink their bacon fat early and often. A large cache of rogue porcine lard was impounded in the highly successful Bay of Pigs invasion. The capture and redistribution of this delicious, healthy treat is credited for the remarkable population increases and improved health in Western populations throughout the 1950s and 1960s. 
Category: Things related to Kevin BaconCategory:BaconCategory:QuaintCategory:Weapons
Bad

Bad is a word used to describe circumstances, objects, feelings, events or the King of Pop's songs.
==Definition==
Bad is a complex word, it is both an Antonym, Pseudonym and contrarianism in its approach. It can be used to commend, to kill flies, to express disdain, and to express ambiguity. Many bads prefer blondes. An accurate example of something bad is Jayden Fine. It also is rumoured Michael Jackson invented this word.
In works such as On the Genealogy of Morals, the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche made much of a distinction he drew in German between the böse, ("fancy Integrated hi-fi manufacturers"), which he was prepared to admire, and the schlecht ("bad"), which he disdained; in Nietzsche's thought, evil was powerful, menacing, and dangerous; bad was weak and ineffective. This is thought to be the first example of Bad meaning Good. Also, Run DMC documented a dirty old man who once walked in the hood. He was not bad meaning bad, but rather, bad meaning good.
==Bad meaning Bad==
In English, and varieties of English that have been influenced by it, bad or badass are frequently used as compliments, an example of rhetorical irony. In sociological terms, in urban culture where violence and territorial bragging rights are often seen as parts of everyday affairs, the term bad is often reinterpreted as impressive, following that model of masculine posturing. To be dangerous in a street culture is often considered good, and by the same token urban youths often use bad to mean something positive, in all the ways that cultural expression can refer to a baseline of aggression and territorial posturing. With urban music now accepted by many mainstream Americans, these reinterpretations of the language are no longer limited to a neighborhood or social class, but have been passed along through an open-minded youth culture. In sum, bad can mean impressive. Then again, in the words of Huey Lewis and the News, "Sometimes bad is bad". Michael Jackson's song of that same name, for instance.
When thinking bad thoughts, self-flagellation is necessary.
==Bad meaning BAAAAAAAD!==
Bad as the opposite of good is an ideal. Evil is an ideal that rejects societal constraints, and most often refers to a future course of action. Average people practicing good judgment tend to avoid evil for many reasons, conscious or previously learned. Evil is a type of bad, and therefore is not one unless considered as the opposite of good (Good versus Evil). Good and bad are synonymous with positive and negative. As they refer to the positive and negative of human experience this BAAAAAAD! is not wholly open to interpretation, but nonetheless defies clear definition on an absolute scale. Generally, the spelling of BAAAAAAAD! is taken to be fluent, and, dependent on how BAAAAAAAD! the description intends, the number of 'A's can be increased or decreased.
==Examples of BAAAAAAAD!==
* Everything
* Nothing
* Something
* Life
* Sheep word with added D
Category:Adjectives
Bad Grammar Overlord

==General Information about Bad Grammar Overlord==
The title "Bad Grammar Overlord" is not to be taken lightly. It is bestowed every two hundred years upon a remarkable intergalactic grammar-wrecker, sentence-slasher, idiom-breaker or other aphasic of great merit. The distinction is lifelong, and it cannot be exchanged for money, alcohol, tobacco, drugs, Playstation 2, ipod, or partial immortality. It can be, however, exchanged for everything else. There are currently 5 433 256 Overlords around the known universe, but nobody cares who the current Bad Grammar Overlord is.
==How to Become a Bad Grammar Overlord?==
Becoming a Bad Grammar Overlord usually requires a lifelong abuse of English grammar, but single offences, if deemed serious enough by the Bad Grammar Board, can render a person eligible for the title. If you are interested in becoming a Bad Grammar Overlord, you should utter the following words, phrases or sentences as many times a day as possible: 
*pwned
*Who you be?
*where no Me go know
*any thong your dat says
*I already done told ya
*Where all the white bitches at?
*They be know where at, but it is.
Or you might as well send your application and a cheque / money order / mastercard number / table silver directly to us. Please note that Bad Grammar Overlords are selected purely according to oral output. Bad grammar or spelling in written English is not taken into account, because it it was, everyone would be a Bad Grammar Overlord and the title would soon lose its significance. Get it?
i am commiong tomorrow. Beacause they asking were me
==Famous Bad Grammar Overlords of the Past==
Overlord #25: Yoda
Overlord #155: Oscar Wilde
Overlord #156: James Joyce
Overlord #490: Hubert Selby Jr.
Overlord #500: John Agard
Overlord #605: George Bush Jr.
category: language
category: things that may be out to get you
Bad maps

Bad Maps are bad. They are, in effect, a bad version of good maps, or even a sub-standard version of normal maps. Bad maps have caused several massive blunders from Columbus' first Atlantic crossing to Bush accidentally bombing France. Even Oscar Wilde points out that all maps are wrong as they don't contain his location. He's gotta be right, right?
==Famous Examples of Bad Maps==
thumb|200px|Columbus' Atlantic Map - Considered "Bad"
*Columbus' map of the Atlantic is widely regarded as one of the worst maps. This is probably because the chief map officer in Spain at the time had died 23 years prior to creating it.
*Galileo's map of the world was also pretty poor. Expert topogrpahers have put this down to the fact you can't actually see the Earth unless your not on it.
*The map America uses for its War on Terra is also of a poor standard. This partly explains why nothing that is supposed to get bombed does and stuff that is meant to get bombed does not.
*Countdown: Horrible CoD4 map 
*Derail: Horrible Cod:MW2 map
==How do you define a Bad Map?==
How do you define a Bad Map you may ask? You didn't? oh....well i'm gonna tell you anyway. The Department for Llamas Tractors Health and Maps Rates every map on the so called Mapalus Crapalus scale (Name of Greek inventor). A good map will fetch 7 on the scale and a bad on may also fetch 7, or maybe -2. No one actually knows how the system works, including the inventor and all who use it. This has led to an increase in crap map quailty (CMQ).
There is another way to establish if a map is bad. It is done using the "Are You Lost Test?"
==Are You Lost Test==
Ths is the test for a bad map, use the following guide. (!!!Warning!!! This guide makes no sense)
#Locate the map you wish to test this on, you may need a map to find it.
#Ensure the map you are using to find the the map is not a bad map by testing it using this technique
#Start on any point on the map you are testing (if you cannot find anything on the map i.e. it is blank, it is probably a bad map.
#From this point attempt to get to another point
#If you are lost, this is a bad map. If not lost, or only slightly confused, move to the next point.
#Using your map, find a map.
#Return to step 1.
A good map has a balanced presentation, is coherent, has an organized layout and is interesting to look at.
A bad map is a cluttered mess, confuses the reader and has a disorganized layout.
==Other Bad Maps==
Here are a few examples of bad maps:
File:America_Map.JPG|This is another "bad" map, which is being upgraded 
File:Slough_fake.JPG|And another...
File:Rer01_map.jpg|Hahahahahahaha, France with infrastructure
==See Also==
*Bad Directions
Category:Maps
Category:Travel
Badgeron

=The Badgeron=
==Its Discovery==
Badgeron was first discovered in 1987 by a professor of quantum science, Prof. Naylor (he enters the room instantly by "borrowing" energy from the universe and paying it back once he arrives and doesn't have to traverse the space in between).
Badgeron was at first dismissed by all but few of the high ranking physicists of the time.
Badgeron is the 15th state of matter. When observed at the atomic level the molecular arrangement of substances in the state of Badgeron amazingly resembles a badger.
==Its Creation==
Prof. Naylor had found that he had discovered the state of Badgeron when a photon was created after colliding with an electron in a piece of glass (bear in mind that this photon is NOT the same photon as the one which entered the glass, it was in fact an identical but totally different photon). This results in some of molecules arranging in one direction emitting white light, and the adjacent molecules face the opposite direction emitting no light. This causes the badger like effect that is often noticed when peered through an electron microscope.
However, a material in the Badgeron state is not visible under normal conditions, but when created in a caravan park, in Devon, on the day after a full moon the Badgeron is said to emit a faint blue light - hence the term "Once in a blue moon". No one has yet explained this unusual phenomenon, but respected quantum scientists have theorised that it may have something to do with the interaction of quarks subatomically. 
PLEASE NOTE the Badgeron state is created at over 8000K (Kelvin) and can cause considerable burns if touched. Scientists say this often feels like a badger biting you with a mouth full of fire. The Badgeron state is not to be reproduced unless supervised by a responsible adult.
==Practical Applications==
The energy of the Badgeron state has already been harnessed and is the energy force behind lava lamps and other 60s memorabilia.
When a single particle in Badgeron state rushes past a white board, the illusion of ink being created is formed, usually forming subliminal messages which confuse the user. This application is currently being used by the governments of the USA and Russia to help in promoting propaganda in future wars. There is a way to tell whether it is real board pen ink or not. This is by listening intently. If squeaking sounds are emitted then it is a particle in Badgeron state; not real board pen ink.
Category:Mammals
Category:Badgers