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International is a term mainly used to describe any event or competition open to American citizens. Events/entities that span multiple nations tend to use the term "Universal" instead (e.g. Universal Studios), in order to avoid confusion. The aliens from other parts of the universe are sharpening their law books as we speak.
==Events==
*International Mad Scientist Convention
==Holidays== 
*International I Hate My Job Day 
*International Talk Like A Landlubber Day
*International Emo Week
==Organizations== 
*International Association For Important Unnecessary Acronyms
*International Monetary Fund 
*International Museums Museum
*International Phonetic Alpha-Bits
*Reconstituted International Peoples Church of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and the Scooby Gang 
*International Society of Procrastinators
*International Society of Prohibited Things
*International Student Terror Cell
==Others==
*International Baccalaureate
*International Date Line 
*International Date Line (dating line)
International Association For Important Unnecessary Acronyms

The International Association for Important Unnecessary Acronyms (IAIUA), or as the French would say, L'International Association for Important Unnecessary Acronyms (L'IAIUA), is an internationally organized, non-profit corporation that has responsibility for acronym generation, assignment, and management.My friend told me one day, "Hey, the IAIUA is an internationally organized, non-profit corporation that has the responsibility for acronym generation, assignment, and management." These services were originally performed under U.S. Government contract by the Assigned Acronyms Authority (AAA) and other entities (Such as the US Military and Sprint Nextel). IAIUA now performs the AAA function.
==IAIUA History==
IAIUA was founded by Lord Randall Scott Fitzgerald Kennedy III, Duke of Huh?, in the year 0 AC. At that time there were few acronyms, and the ones that did exist were poorly constructed (Such as "centraL INTelligence agencY" -- LINTY). Lord Randall (RSFK3DoH?) assembled the finest acronym experts of the day, including Franklin D. Roosevelt (FDR), Captain Kirk (JTK), and Bachman Turner Overdrive (BTO), and turned them into the single most important, influential, powerful, don't-fuck-with-us (DFWU) organization in Nebraska.
In 408 AC, the IAIUA was drawn into a legal battle with the ultra-conservative religious organization, Creedence Clearwater Revival (CCR). CCR had taken offense at the issuance of an acronym to a small Munchkinland, Illinois healthclub called "Jumping Energetic Short Ugly Suckas" (JESUS). CCR argued, "The Bible says the name of the Lord should not be taken in vain." However, the judge ruled that since VAIN had already been issued to the Venetian Art Inventory Network, the authors of the Bible had no legal rights to the term, and ordered all English language Bibles' phrasing changed to, "Thou shalt not use the Lord's name in Maine."
==IAIUA Today==
Today, the IAIUA remains the foremost authority on acronyms. All acronyms must be approved by and registered with IAIUA before use.
Recently, the IAIUA has come under fire from acronym users worldwide. The argument is IAIUA, being a world-wide monopoly, needs to open up the lucrative acronym registration market to Competitive Realistic Alternative Choices (CRAC). Competition, it's argued, could improve the quality of the acronyms available, as well as lower the Acronym Registration Fees (ARF). The Supreme Administrative Person (SAP) of the IAIUA, Dirk Diggler, had this response:
:"Never happen. Not while I'm the SAP."
::- Dirk Diggler on CRAC 
Category:AcronymsCategory:Organizations
==Utter Sophistication==
As time progresses, the IAIUA becomes more sophisticated, therefore being able to abbreviated more and more words, eventually writing in only abbreviations. Here is a sample
"WWFAWDNKWTE. AFTLSATBDAH,BWTIBCAWWCITNT. OPSIBYMANYWD. PB."
==Notes==
International Batman is Gay Day

International Batman is Gay Day is a popular holiday, celebrated by the fans of Oscar Wilde who believe that along with Shakespeare, Batman is a gay and has a relationship with Robin, which has not EXACTLY been proven, but certain things, such as birthday presents, mall purchases and certain assumed physical gestures have been gradually recorded over the years.
==Gay or Bisexual?==
While it seems rather obvious to them that Batman and Robin have had a long steady relationship, there are other reports by fans of Elton John which claim that perhaps batman swings both ways. From time to time, Catwoman has pinned down Batman, and since there is now a strange number of children under Catwoman's parental supervision, it may be taken to mean that there was indeed some business going on between them.
However, Robin was also subject to the same thing, and neither him nor Batman may have really consented to the sex. Therefor, they may still be homosexual lovers, and that has not yet been completely ruled out.
Either way, many avid Oscar Wilde and Elton John fans are proudly celebrating Batman's supposed gayness, along with many actual, proven homosexuals, who claim that Batman is a fantastic representative of their great lifestyle.
==What happens on this day==
The holiday takes place on April 5th, and the celebrations are sometimes synonymous with Gay Pride Parades, although some separate house and youth centers are centers of typically small Bat-parties, which typically involve:
*Pinning the tail on the Batman
*Bukkake
*Conga Lines
*Gunplay
*Anal sex, in celebration of typical Bat_Villains villain origins
*Musical Bat-Chairs
*And the usual favorites, playing loud music, drinking heavily, fucking, and getting hungover the next day
Category:Batman
Category:Days
Category:Gay
International Date Line

The International Date Line is a dividing line made up of date palms on the surface of the Earth, located generally along the third degree of longitude.
It is the dividing line between yesterday and today, and between today and tomorrow.
*By crossing the Line, travelling from East to West, you add 24 hours for each kitten you have huffed during the last week.
*By crossing the Line, travelling from West to East, you subtract 24 hours unless you have a fresh dolphin burger to hand.
Crossing the Line repeatedly by circumnavigation in a supersonic airplane is a method of time travel into the future, or into the past.
Another feature of the Line is that time does not flow when one is located on the Line. Inhabitants of the isolated ocean islands that straddle the Line do not age.
==International Date Line and Entropy==
Like all international borders, the Line falls under the control of the Department of Imposts and Tithes of the United Spades of Amerika. A tax, the Entropy Tax is levied onto all goods and persons that cross it. It is to be paid every Friday into a numbered Swiss bank account. Or else!
==Ring of Fire==
The International Date Line is engulfed in a Ring of Fire. In order to cross it, you must pass through the ring of fire.
The ring of fire is quite large, but can pose a danger to aircraft traveling through it, though not as bad as the Bermuda triangle.
==Effects==
By crossing the International Date Line, you actually travel a day forward or backward in time. This was proven with the advent of high speed commercial jet aircraft in 1952.
During that time, Einstein was giving a lecture about the impossibility of time travel when he was contradicted and heckled in the audience by his future self. Realising his error, Einstein immediately set out for the local airport.
The airline was running a sale on last-minute tickets at the time. The owner of the airline later commented that he wished he could go back in time and increase the ticket price for that historic flight.
==See also==
*International Date Line (dating line)
*Fountain of Youth
Category:Cosmology
Category:Travel
Category:Geography
Category:Surreal Places
eo:Internacia datlinio
International Date Line (dating line)

The International Date Line is a telephone service for lonely individuals who wish to reduce their habitual loneliness to a manageable extent. It is also an imaginary dividing line on the surface of the Earth, located generally along the 180th degree of longitude, a dividing line between yesterday and today, and between today and tomorrow. Thus, loneliness doesn't really exist but is something that's just in your mind.
*When crossing the Line, travelling from East to West, you add 24 hours, except on Thursdays or if you have eaten garlic.
*When crossing the Line, travelling from West to East, you subtract 24 hours.
*When achieving the sudden (but, alas, temporary) reduction in loneliness anticipated after using the Line, one does not actually care whether it is today or yesterday.
Crossing the Line repeatedly by circumnavigation in a spacecraft or supersonic airplane is a method of time travel into the future, or into the past. 
Another feature of the Line is that time does not flow when one is physically on the Line: Inhabitants of the isolated oceanic islands that straddle the Line do not age.
===Terms===
The submarine cable for the Line got laid in an attempt to improve communication, which precipitates your ability to get laid and is not free. Standard charges apply; depending on location, the typical cost is $3.95 for the first minute and 55 cents for each additional minute. The International Date Line, however, is charged at a higher rate for mobile phones.
The best thing about the International Date Line is that there's no obligation. It's safe, and it's fun, so call now!
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Category:Love
International I Hate My Job Day

International I Hate My Job day is on . Festivities vary from region to region, but in general an employee celebrating this holiday will confidentially share their desire to find a better job, their growing frustration with management, their desire to make more money, and how they hope to be able to work for less than 25 hours per week from home and make up to $50,000 per month.
== United States of America ==
International I Hate My Job day is quite popular in the US. It is celebrated religiously, mostly because US citizens have to work nearly half as much as china's citizens, because they are worth twice as much. Americans celebrate by drinking to excess, wasting hours of valuable work time by watching mindless television, surfing the Internet and YouTube on company time and computers, participating in politics, gossip, and vandalizing Wikipedia pages. All memos are sent via paper airplane. There is also a special prize given out to the couple who manages to sneak into the big corner office to make out. Competitions are also held involving Post-it art on office windows. In New Orleans, it is common to make voodoo dolls of the boss and/or selected coworkers.
== China (Version for Readers Outside of China) ==
International I Hate My Job day is not publicly celebrated in China because all Chinese celebrations are required to have fireworks, citizens dressed in large dragon costumes, and tanks. The expense is too great for the local workers to afford, and the government will not agree to sponsor local celebrations as they frequently conflict with other official government holidays that already have fireworks and giant dragon costumes. Many hope that someday the government red tape will be removed and each citizen will be able to celebrate the hatred they hold for their job in the way they choose.
== China (Version for Readers Inside of China) ==
International I Hate My Job day is not celebrated in China because we all love our jobs. Now please go back to work and stop reading English propaganda.
== Norway ==
Norwegians frequently celebrate International I Hate My Job day by taking a relaxing mud bath a the local spa; paid for by the Norwegian government's vast stockpile of gold stolen from the leprechauns during the Viking raids of the 800s.
== The Uncyclopedian from the Future reports on the future of International I Hate My Job Day ==
In the year 2092, International I Hate My Job Day was completely eliminated due to the overwhelming support for a world wide liberal government. Said government immediately moved all citizens on to the welfare rolls, eliminating all jobs.
==See also==
*Jobs
Category:Uncyclopedian from the Future Reports
Category:Holidays
Category:Days
Category:Working for 'The Man'
International Organization for Standardization

The International Organization for Standardization (ISO) started out as a youth movement in 1947, when a foreign student in the United States misinterpreted the imperial gallon for an imperial galley, and thus scored rather badly on math exam with his argumentation on the consequences of imperialism, which was later published in the New York Times. He started the Anti American Measurement System Movement (Anti AMS Movement), and gathered solid support, especially from other math dropout students, who felt a grudge against the American Mathematical Society (AMS). 
==History==
 
As a result of this the math community became interested in ISO, and to standardize the numbers. After a long debate they decided upon the sequence 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, and 42. This was instantly boycotted by the USA, because neither 13 nor 50 included. However, as the scientists pointed out, it was rather ridiculous to include 13 in a number system, as it was not used very much. Also, they argued, too many numbers would just confuse people. 
All this exhausting standardization work was brought to a halt by World War II, and for a brief period companies were able to manufacture efficiently. 
The very existence of ISO was threatened when a group of Arabian rocket scientists went to Trondheim (at that time the capital of Europe) in order to standardize butter and margarine. This subject was strictly taboo inwards in ISO, and divided the organization. The scientists concluded that butter was the only decent ingredient to use in order to fry food, but the opposition did not approve of this, and decided to combat the rocket scientists. 
At that point the ISO had grown so powerful that it answered American hostility with developing a standardized map where they excluded the USA, upon which the country seized to exist.
In recent years the organization has ruled the earth with an iron fist, but some revolutionary groups still combat the oppressor. Among these are the neptimalists, who disapprove the idea of standardization, or any other efforts of optimization. They have strong support in military circles and Chinese communists, however detained by a rather overwhelming laziness.
==See also==
*Project Manager
*Moving the goal posts
Category:Organizations
eo: Internacia Organizaĵo por Normigado
gl:Organización Internacional para a Estandarización
International Phonetic Alphabet

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==nɑ́t tú bí kənfjúzd wɪθ/==
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ko:Kuk̚ʥ'e ɨmsəŋ kiho
th:สรัสอัปลักษณ์สากล
zh-tw:國際音標
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International Space Station

The International Space Station (ISS) is a space station stationed in international space. It is a joint project by countless nations throughout the world (with the notable exception of China, probably on grounds that they're still godless commie bastards) aiming to expand our knowledge of space. At least, that's what the promotional brochure says. In reality, it is a multi-billion dollar hunk of metal that just sits there and does nothing, while the geeks on board conduct experiments that don't mean a damn thing. Although the space station is rumored to be a superweapon with the capability of destroying rival planets in the event of interplanetary war, this rumor was actually started by the geeks who work there, out of a need to feel like tough guys after having their asses kicked on a daily basis during grade school.
The degree of importance of the contributions to the project of the various nations of the world varies. The United States and Russia have contributed their immense knowledge of and previous experience with space exploration to the project. Uganda gave some dirt so the scientists could see if you can make mud in space.
==Origins==
The ISS was built by the former Soviet Union, where porn and jeans were illegal, to photograph good European booty on the coast of Sweden. The Russian Orbital Segment is extremely strong due to commodity shortages, as it's hull is made primarily of Soviet shoes and Borscht, unlike the US space shuttle which sheds heatshield tiles due to snow or harsh criticism. see also The Space Race
== Notable Achievements ==
Since becoming fully operational on June 6th, 2006, (my birthday!... seriously though............) the International Space Station has engaged nearly a dozen operations that have encouraged terror and rogue UNSC authority over peace and cooperation throughout the 21st century. In particular:
Was responsible for saving the UN's image in the face of the botched up operation in Geogragistan. You've never seen Geogragistan on the map, let alone heard of it? Exactly.
Keeps the Mir space station at bay, saving the world from ICBM annihilation roughly every few days.
Keeps detailed logs of which liquids look really cool in zero-gravity, attempts to get close enough to the Mir to extract samples of its luscious coating of mold. Mir 9000 hates this.
Category:Space
cs:Mezinárodní vesmírná stanice
== Your Next Holiday ==
Dear reader, your next holiday may be to the space station, all it costs is £10000,00000000/$100000000,0000000 ...Save up and it WILL be the best holiday ever. Living in a metal boiler with almost no food and a Russian creep!
In addition, you get to urinate and defecate into two strange looking cylinders that you really don't want to get mixed up.
==The ISS in the future==
In the future after the ISS is recaptured in 2304 by pirates again, it will be use to fly to Vega to be used in a drive by shooting of those aliens from Contact on their home planet of FDGGRFGRDF. It will play an important role in Russia's 2519 annexation of Pluto from the Klingons, an action that will start the 1,000,000,000,000,000 years' war.
 
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International Talk Like a Landlubber Day

International Talk Like a Landlubber Day (ITLaLD) was adopted as a worldwide holiday on September 20th, 1995, the day after the adoption of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, in honor of those who are not quite as awesome as pirates.
The day is marked on the calendars of all pirates who wish to pay homage to their land-living counterparts. On the 20th of September, pirates put aside their unique lingo, in hopes that they will sound more like a landlubber. On International Talk Like a Landlubber Day, pirates world-wide replace their words with much more dumbed down versions. Words like "aye" and "ahoy maties" are replaced with words like "hello" and "good day".
==History==
On September 19th, 1995, a pair of self-righteous pirates declared the day to be International Talk Like a Pirate Day. However this did not go over so well with the rest of the pirate community. Pirates worldwide believed that the act was to promote the pirate life, making people look kindly upon the pirates and want to become one themselves. This was not what pirates wanted, and needed to quickly glorify the landlubber way, to keep new recruits from joining the ranks.
The following day, pirates across the world declared it International Talk Like a Landlubber Day (or as the pirates refer to it on September 20th each year, Worldwide Speak Like a Person Who Is Not a Pirate Day).
Just as quickly as International Talk Like a Pirate Day was accepted as an international holiday, International Talk Like a Landlubber Day was also accepted.
==Conversions==
A written list of conversions was produced to give pirates an idea of how to talk like a landlubber. "Aye" became "yes", "shiver me timbers" became "no way!" or "you gotta be kidding me". Many popular pirate phrases were also completely translated into their Landlubber counterparts (though not completely accurately). "Scurvy dog" became "prostitute", and "walk the plank" became "go kill yourself in a wooden plank related fashion". Even "International Talk Like a Landlubber Day" became "Worldwide Speak Like a Person Who Is Not a Pirate Day".
However the pirate word "arr" has not been able to be completely translated in its entirety, and Pirates have been allowed to use the word on International Talk Like a Landlubber Day because of it. They believe that landlubber language just does not have a word powerful enough to describe the feeling a pirate gets when they say "arr". However, pirates have tried to use words like "yes" and "ok" to replace it, but it just doesn't work for them.
For all of the pirate readers, Uncyclopedia has compiled a list of many possible conversions for which you may use every September 20th, here.
== See also ==
* Every Other Day
Category:Piracy
Category:Holidays
International Talk Like a Landlubber Day/Conversions

Pirate 	Landlubber Equivalent
Ahoy, me hearty! 	Hello, my friend.
Aye 	Yes, I agree with everything you just said or did.
Aye, aye! 	I shall do as you say. / Orders received.
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! 	Bartender, I would like a prostitute and a Malibu with Coke.
or My, what an invigorating latte! (Depends on the context)
Walk the plank 	Go kill yourself in a wooden plank related fashion
The high seas be fearsome tonight, me maties! 	My goodness, the traffic is lousy this time of day!
Wind in yer sails! 	Let's get going, or else we'll be late.
Dead men tell no tales... 	Leave no one alive who can report us to the law.
Shiver me timbers! 	No way!
Bilge Rat 	Illegal immigrant
Scurvy 	Vitamin C Deficiency
Scurvy Dog 	Prostituteor illegal immigrant (depends on who you're talking too)
Run out the sweeps, ye scurvy dogs! 	Rake my leaves, you illegal immigrants!
I be looking for me buried treasure. 	Excuse me, could you give me directions to the nearest ATM?
A mighty fine sea shanty, m'lads 	MP3's, anyone? (landlubbers want to be pirates too!)
Avast! 	I recommend scanning your PC for viruses.
Blow me down! 	Blow me, down.
I be sending you straight to Davey Jones' locker! 	The English chap from the Monkees needs his gym bag. Would you please retrieve it?
The X marks the spot of the booty of legend, lads! 	Per Mapquest, the gentleman's club is 6.5 miles west of this intersection.
Why, if it ain't me old landlubber cousin o' the gentler bidding.	Although we are blood relatives, I'd like to get into your non-seafaring pants.
Vicious treehubber, I'm afear'd o' ye dirty schemes! 	Radical environmentalists are scary.
Yar-Har' Me Hearties! 	Ha ha! I'm not paying for sex.
Will ye scoot the jowls o' the olde scranty hamlet? 	Would you like fries with that?
If there be a mutiny, I'll be shootin' seamen all over the ship. 	You're having a party? Sure, I'll come.
International Talk Like A Landlubber Day 	Worldwide Speak Like A Person Who Is Not A Pirate Day
Arrrr/Yarr!* 	Not translatable, many unsuccessful attempts include: "Aloha" "Hi there" "Okay" "Alright" "Understood" "Of course" "Awesome" "Hmm", depending on context.
*Not accurate translation. Use with Caution.
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