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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time is a British afternoon tradition usually carried out on weekdays between 6 in the afternoon. Despite its name, Peanut Butter Jelly Time has absolutely nothing to do with Peanut Butter or Jelly. Peanut Butter Jelly Time is signified by the British people donning suits resembling fuzzy, maraca-wielding bananas and dancing in a circle for nearly an hour. (These dances usually involve levitation, which the British have apparently perfected.)
Another notable feature of Peanut Butter Jelly Time is that during it, the entire country's sky and background setting become black and all is removed from view save the banana-suit clad British people.
During these dances, a song called the 'Ode to Peanut Butter Jelly Time' is sung. The lyrics thereof are listed below. These lyrics may seem to make absoulutely no sense, but are quite sacred to the British peoples.
== History of Peanut Butter Jelly Time ==
The idea of Peanut Butter Jelly Time was brought up in a Round Table meeting in 604 after the local motley-suit company was sent an erroneous message to create suits to resemble bananas. The idea was to, instead of burning these suits, using them as effigies of the Belgians, to coax the government to force the people to wear them. 
King John XL, approved this idea in 606, with a condition. This condition was that while wearing these suits, the people must also sing the song that his son [Future Not King John XL 2.0] had written earlier that morning while waiting for his breakfast.
The most recent event was the Peanut Butter Jelly Massacre. A party was thrown by a few British roomates and the singing of the song aroused sleepy neighbor Chuck Norris. All were roundhouse kicked to death. Chuck Norris then went on to rape their crops and destroy their women.
== The Peanut Butter Jelly Time Song ==
The song that Little John wrote that one morning goes, goes, goes a little something like this:
 Its Peanut Butter Jelly Time
 Peanut Butter Jelly Time [x2]
 Whey at Whey at [referring to his lunch]
 There he go, There he go.
 Peanut Butter Je-elly [x2]
 Do the Peanut Butter Jelly [x3] with a baseball bat [whole line times 2] 
 Yeaho! [x4]
 Peanut Butter Jelly [x2]
 Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly! Peanut Butter Jelly!!!
[a prediction of a future invention]
and so on..
These lyrics have changed little since the songs writing. 
this song has been covered by many bands including:
-The Gratefully Deceased
-The Oscillating Rocks
-The Chimpanzee-like People
-The Large Heavy Ballon Type Vehicle
-The British Silly Nannys
-Adolf Hitler and the Final Solutions
-...and last but not least... The Village People
== See Also ==
*Bananas
*Maracas
*HowTo:Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Category:Tedious pop culture references
Peanut butter jelly time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time is a very important time of day.
During this time, people tend to dance about while wearing yellow, although it is in no way a requirement. Most people choose not to dance, as it causes them to sweat, and eventually die. Peanut Butter Jelly Time related deaths have risen by 35% in the last year. This is mostly due to The Government's failure to give sufficient Health Warnings.
== Health Warnings ==
*"Riding that donkey" will only end in heartbreak. Don't worry, it was never good enough for you anyway.
*Slipping on other Peanut Butter Jelly Timers will often result in broken bones, or spinning comically for a few seconds before falling over and laughing and also radioactive sickness and explosive toxic waste coming out of your eras. *Being too energetic during Peanut Butter Jelly Time may cause the room to flash in an epilepsy inducing fashion. This ain't good.
*After going through Peanut Butter Jelly time once, the Peanut Butter Jelly Song may become lodged into your brain, repeating itself over and over. This will be easy to endure for a few seconds, but within a minute you will be murderous, and ready to kill any loved ones that happen to be passing.
*Peanut Butter Jelly is the weirdest idea for a flavor since Ham and Pineapple. You're not weird, are you?
*Dancing = Work. Work = Hard. Dancing = Hard. Hard = No fun what-so-freaken-ever..but no one likes to be soft?
*PBJT has been known to entertain people so much so that they lose all mental responsibility for their actions. As a result, PBJT will soon join diminished responsibility, provocation and suicide pact as genuine defenses to murder within the English legal system.
*Other random side effects form Peanut Butter Jelly Time may include an undesirable urge to kill polecats and taking over Mars. We advise that you avoid these undesirable side effects by eating sushi off a pink Barbie plate.
*PBJT Hating may occur. If this is a result, stop listening immediately, and go to a quiet corner. Failure to do so will result in raving madness, frothing at the mouth, and murderes thoughts.
==As a Social Phenomenon==
Peanut Butter Jelly Time has recently attained cult status, and is practised by thousands of people worldwide. Their spiritual leader is anonymous, but takes the name of 'Dancing Banana Man' for official functions. Like the Christian Pope, Dancing Banana Man is known for his attire, in this case a yellow suit.the crazy banana is wacky and awesome
==See Also==
*Food
*Wal-Mart
*Banana
*Peanut Butter And Jelly
*Mr T
*porn
*Soviet hats
*HowTo:Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
category:time
category:food
Peasant

A peasant is a member of the working class, known for their idyllic and carefree lifestyle. The most notable characteristics of peasants are their European nature, which accounts for their English country accents, and the fact that evil bad guys always seem to be able to kill them in droves.
Despite their life of hard labor, peasants are remarkably vigorous folk, and are always up for a festival, witch burning, or revolution against the bourgeoisie. They also tend to be good sports about everything, especially when the wealthier classes of society need someone to oppress or a village to burn down, or when there aren't enough plague victims for the local government to get federal medical funds for the district.
Of course, not all peasants are alike, and there are many distinct differences between peasants of different cultures.
== Peasant life ==
The life of a peasant involves farming, getting dirt on their faces, and dying dramatic deaths that look impressive on film. Other common pastimes include rolling around in shit and being burninated by Trogdor the Burninator.
Common folk wisdom is how peasants like to communicate to the outside world, often saying things like:
"Don't go looking for trouble and no trouble will come to you."
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
"The tax collector took everything I own, so my family has been living on manure stolen from the landlord's estate."
== Transportation == 
thumb|300px|I wouldn't be smiling if I had to shovel shit for a living, peasant.
The vast majority peasant cannot afford a car so they travel on a 'peasant wagon'. A peasant wagon is a large transportation device which are made out of waste materials such as cheese, waste paper and leftover building materials, which is then bonded together with Jew water where finally wheels are fitted. Peasant wagons have a variety of aromas none of which are very pleasant. Chavs are also common on peasant wagons are they are a lower form of peasant; however they travel on the peasant wagon to collect their dole money from the post office rather than to go and earn the right to live. A peasant wagon is occasionally referred to as a bus and is the most degrading form of transport.
As a rule, peasants will be found at the front and middle of the wagon, spending their dole money on phone credits, deciding which bookies/nightclub/electrical store/pub to spend your tax money in, whereas chavs will be situated at the rear of the peasant wagon competing in mobile phone drum n bass wars with each other and boasting of how their time in prison/young offenders taught them plenty of "life skills" such as hot wiring and breaking and entering. Failing that they may simply be playing asbo top trumps. 
== See also ==
*Poverty
*Gross
*Poor
Category:Social classes
Category:Agriculture
Category:Poverty
Ped Xing

Dr. Ped Xing is a podiatrist with a practice in suburban Detroit, Michigan and 630 franchise offices. His notoriety stems from his use of the hallmark road signs that bear his name to advertise his practice throughout the United States.
==Professional practice==
Dr. Xing is an ethnic Chinese and his practice incorporates notorious aspects of Chinese medicine, such as herbal therapy, acupuncture, and feng shui. Despite these obvious oversights in his professional medical career, Ped Xing and his corporation have become one of the leading podiatry firms. In 2024 he announced his retirement, stating that in 2027 he would be leaving the profession and his daughter Pedestria would be taking over.
==Advertising==
Dr. Xing began his controversial outdoor advertising in the 1980s, when the state professional organization still prohibited members from public advertising, or from stating the price to the patient until after service was rendered. Dr. Xing's signs do not actually show feet, on which the Doctor works. Rather, they show a person walking briskly, with no indication as to whether the patient is pigeon-toed, splay-legged, or otherwise put together incorrectly. Dr. Xing always claimed that the signs therefore do not refer to a medical procedure but simply to generic wellness, and because of this distinction, do not fall under the professional prohibition.
Cynical members of this professional guild knew that persons rendering service acquire a mechanic's lien over the property serviced, and a podiatrist could in theory repossess both legs if the patient did not pay in full. No podiatrist ever has, nor has the guild ever stated what a podiatrist would do with them if repossessed.
Environmental regulation in the United States has now all but eliminated the amusing BURMA SHAVE signs that used to pepper the countryside. However, the ubiquitous PED XING advertisements, usually occurring within city limits, are a new challenge for beautification planners.
==Recent controversy==
The spread of the PED XING signs across the nation coincided with Dr. Xing's decision, in 1995, to sell franchises to ambitious young podiatrists. Though his name appears on all these advertisements, there are now 630 podiatry offices, and a typical patient has a very remote chance of ever being seen by Dr. Xing, much like the telegenic lawyers who do television advertisements for the notorious, Internet-based industrial lawsuit mill Mesothelio-Get-Even. However, Dr. Xing claims that his headquarters staff assures quality at all the franchise offices and every patient gets the same service that Dr. Xing would give personally, if he were not kicking back on his yacht with a Mimosa.
Category:American physicians
Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons
Category:Transport
Pedicornwallification

Pedicornwallification is a rare but horrifying disease in which the feet of sufferer are transformed into Cornish Pasties. It occurs mostly in young males between the ages of 15 and 25, particularly amongst Cornish tin miners. It is thought to be linked to the even rarer Devoniamanus, where the hands take on the form of scones covered with strawberry jam and clotted cream.
== Etymology ==
The term pedicornwallification bears its routes from a great doctor of the 19th-century from Isambard Kingdom Brunel. The whole term can be split into its constituents, the ancient word for feet, 'pedi', and Cornwallifus which translates roughly to 'of sultry pastry'.
== History ==
The first recorded reference to pedicornwallification can be found in the story of the nativity of our lord Jesus Christ. The three wise men responsible for bringing pastry as a gift were 'forever strucketh with a delicious blight'.
== Diagnosis ==
The effects of pedicornwallification are far more devastating to humans than any other species. This is due to how socially unacceptable it is to have pasties instead of feet, whereas in the animal kingdom it is quite the boon.
=== Effects ===
The onset of the disease is sudden and can cause the sufferer to go into shock. The transformation has many negative effects on the human body such as limiting blood flow through the legs, loss of nerve tissue, severe reduction in mobility, muscle damage, bone damage and increased risk of Pigeons eating your feet. Ultimately this can cause to death.
=== Symptoms ===
Aside from turning feet into pasties, early symptoms may include an increased enjoyment in playing Microsoft Flight Simulator, a lack of dress sense and the misplaced belief that the sufferer is Canadian. Eh?
== Prevention ==
A well known method of prevention is to always ensure the use of a prophylactic device when conversing with a sufferer. However, as always, the best way to prevent contracting the disease is to avoid conversation altogether.
== Treatment ==
There is no know cure for this disease, although a prescription of ketchup or HP sauce is thought to reduce the effects. Research is ongoing at the University of Bristol, but so far with little success.
Category:Diseases
Category:Fates worse than death
Pedro Almodóvar

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PEDRO ALMODÓVAR
un artículo de
Almodóvar
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[a cyan screen]
ANTONIO BANDERAS: You know, I never really liked hot openings in movies.
[the still-very-cyan screen reveals Penélope Cruz and Antonio Banderas, fucking in a diner]
PENÉLOPE CRUZ: The fuck’s a hot opening?
ANTONIO BANDERAS: That thing which has my cock in it right now.
==Selected films==
===Big===
Big is a film directed by Penny Marshall. It's about a child who is granted a wish to become a grownup overnight. It is like Titanic, only with much better acting, and muchos less dineros.
===Look Who's Talking===
A film directed by Amy Heckerling. It's about a baby who is granted a wish to get a father overnight. It is like The Godfather, only with a much better sense of humor, and muchos less dineros.
===Lost in Translation===
A film directed by Sofia Coppola. It's about a person who is granted a wish to get a friend overnight. It is like The Shawshank Redemption, only with much more soul, and muchos less dineros.
==Cinematic language==
Penélope Cruz & woodie.
Penélope Cruz & woodie.
Penélope Cruz & woodie.
Almodóvar is widely credited with/accused of (delete as applicable) bringing a quintessentially gay, soulful, feminine form of quality to the big screen. His most typical gimmick, obsessing about Penélope Cruz and cocks has been imitated by no other male directors, which are all actually much gayer than him.
==Cinematic style==
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Almodóvar’s films are known for many things.
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===Sex===
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Swoosh; nothing nothing Swoosh; nothing nothing Swoosh; nothing nothing Swoosh; nothing … 
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===Awesomeness of women===
==Cinematic motifs==
The primary motif in Almodóvar's films is his relationship with his mother, which is mostly expressed by Penélope Cruz's relationships with cocks.
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SILENCE, ANTONIO!
I didn’t say anything!
I said silence!
===Castrating Antonio Banderas===
He fucked Penélope too hard.
 ANTONIO
 *Ouch*
 PENÉLOPE
 Thanks, Pedro.
 
 FADE OUT
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Category:Spanish
Category:Gay
Category:Awesome
Category:Directors
Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person
Pee

Over millenia, the human body has been one of the most intriguing and enigmatic mechanisms found in nature. The human body is constanly asking its user to feed it and nurture it, and yet, about a few seconds the body has absorbed the nutrients, it will instantly deplete the remaining food and ask for more. There are two ways this depletion is done: solid and liquid. This article is going to focus on the latter.
Several names have been given to this strange liquid substance: urine, piss, weewee... However, for the sake of brevity and commodity, in this article we will use the short abrevation pee.
== Description ==
Pee is a viscous liquid colored by a golden taint. Its taste is unknown as the human population mostly rejects the idea of drnkining this substance; however, several reports documment that it can have a bittersweat and somewhat salty taste. 
== Production ==
=== Machinery ===
The machinery that produces the pee, or urinary system, differs depending on the sex of the creature that is peeing, in the same way the sexual organs do. Coincidently, these sexual organs just happen to be the same in charge of expulsing pee!
; In males
In males, the organ in charge of expulsing pee is the penis. 
; In females
In females, the organ in charge of expulsing pee is the vulva.
=== Phases of pee ===
In the average animal, 
; Step 1 - The urge
When the human body starts producing pee, its human starts feeling a sting in their groin. It doesn't matter if they're sleeping, working, or doing other things; when the pee needs to be expulsed, it will not hestitate to make itself noticed.
; Step 2 - The search
Humans can't simply start peeing in the middle of what they're doing, like other animals do. They have to find a specific spot in buildings, known as a bathroom, where a machine specialized in the storing of pee is found -the toilet. If the human in question fails to find a toilet before pee starts leaking from their penis/vulva, the pee will be instead stored in their pants, becoming the laughing stock of the surronding humans.
; Step 3 - The relief
In the other hand, if the human succesfully finds a toilet within enough time, they can freely let the pee leave their body, often followed by a sense of pleasure. The amount of pleasure felt during this phase is directly proportional to the amount of time that the previous phase -the search for a bathroom- has lasted.
== Uses ==
Because of its disgusting appearance and intoxicating odor, humans have failed to give a proper use to this liquid. However, several have tried to use it as a drink,
Peer

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Peer is this annoying guy who hangs out on IRC. He has connections with the Masters of the Internet so his name is always hidden from the user lists in channels. When someone least expects it, Peer jumps out and resets their connections. An example of such a happening:
 <wacky> bob did you see my link?
 <Bob> heh
 <Bob> yes
 <wacky> heh
 * AgentSpork` Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
Needless to say Peer is fairly unpopular among IRC users, but because of his power, no one speaks out against him. However sometimes Peer can be very helpful. An example:
 <h4x0rj4ck> 1 w1ll h4x0r j00!
 <DiverDan> yeah k whatever
 <h4x0rj4ck> wh4t 1s j00r ip adrses???!?!11
 <DiverDan> press that little 'X' in the upper right of your screen to find out
 <h4x0rj4ck> h4ha j00 w1ll b3 0wnz0red!!
 * h4x0rj4ck Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
In this example, Peer just saved naive DiverDan from a potential hacking attempt by an experienced hacker. Good work Peer!
While he may appear to disconnect users indiscriminately, he is just doing his job. So please remember to admire and respect Peer, and stand clear while he bans abusers from the internet.
==Contacting Peer==
Peer cannot be messaged by normal means. For example typing "/msg Peer yo what's up?" will result in error when IRC pretends Peer doesn't exist. Instead you must use the /quit command to contact peer. Example usage: "/quit Peer hey buddy what's happening?"
Another, unconfirmed, way to contact Peer is using the keycombination ALT-F4
==Who Is Peer?==
 Peer No such nick/channel
==P2P==
P2P or Peer To Peer is a slang term used on IRC to mock a user who is especially abused by Peer (it means he keeps going to Peer even though Peer is actually coming to him). An example:
 * ProducePete Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
 * ProducePete has joined #hehe
 * ProducePete Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
 * ProducePete has joined #hehe
 * ProducePete Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
 * ProducePete has joined #hehe
 <4rni3> you're going from p2p haha
 <ProducePete> stfu
 * ProducePete Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
==Outside Of The Internet==
Peer rarely leaves his place on IRC. However the few times he does, he wreaks havoc in the real world. He is the main reason why kids smoke pot and drink alcohol. He puts the children under what scientists call Peer Pressure, which is the emotional pressure from Peer to be cool. However since Peer rarely leaves the internet, very few children have had to experience Peer Pressure and even fewer do drugs.
==Etymological Misunderstandings==
*Peer is not short for Peter
*Peering, as in "I was peering into her bathroom window," should be thought of as pee-ring and not as peer-ing (which is not a word)
*Peer is not a fruit
*In Soviet Russia, Peer gets connection reseted by YOU !
==See Also==
*Chat
*IRC
==Don't See==
*Oscar Wilde
*George "Beer" Bush
Category:Internet
Category:Soon be dead
Category:FA Internet‏
Pelican

thumb|A pelican with its vastly mutated beak
Pelicans are water birds with abnormally large beaks due to eating nuclear waste that somebody poured into the ocean simply to save time and money. If you wish to hunt them for whatever reason, look for the nearest ocean and you'll find them at war against the seagulls.
==Description==
Pelicans have abnormally large beaks which they can use to store various things, including people to smuggle across the United States border. Another important use is for the transportation of the obese population that is prevalent in the United States. For some reason they are capable of swimming, which defies the laws of birds as birds are supposed to fly and not swim. All four toes are webbed, another side effect of eating a large amount of nuclear waste. They are capable of flight, which isn't surprising considering their ridiculously large wings. They have the largest bills of any other bird, which they love to show off. They are at war with seagulls, who unlike the pelicans have not had their bills mutated by nuclear waste.
Additionally, due to their uncanny ability to quickly soak up petroleum based products and store them in their feathers they have emerged as the premier clean-up solution for oil-spills and were instrumental in mitigating the BP Gulf Oil crisis. All oil tankers must now store at least 37 emergency pelicans on board at all times.
thumb|left|150px|This pelican decided to hire someone to do the work for him.
==Diet==
Pelicans eat unsuspecting fish (they are also fond of animal crackers) that lurk in the ocean, along with a bunch of unlucky animals including crustaceans and even smaller birds when feeling particularly cannibalistic.
Pelicans have to drain their pouches before swallowing, allowing other birds (mostly gulls) to rob them of their food. How they have managed to not go extinct the world may never know ...
thumb|A pelican about to be eaten by a ferocious predator
==Reproduction==
Pelicans lay eggs, as do all birds. Pelican chicks are notorious for trying to kill each other for no reason, typically leaving only one chick alive per nest – which is actually rather convenient for the parents. Again, how they haven't gone extinct the world may never know ...
==Predators==
Thankfully for them, adult pelicans don't have to worry about ferocious animals; after all, they are birds of prey. Their chicks aren't so fortunate, though, and must worry about feral cats, skunks, Sean Penn and cannibals.
==Population==
The pelican population is large but, given the fact that bird hunting season is coming, this may change soon.
==See also==
*Bird flu
Category: Birds
eo:Pelikano
pt:Pelecanus