Jamiroquai's Haunted Game

You may be familiar with Jamiroquai game, a simple 3d unreal engine game where you play as the popstar in one of his most famous music videos. The song plays in the backround with no lyrics, the aim of the game is to dodge chairs for as long as possible.
This story is about my experience with this game. An experience I will never forget.
I was 16 and still in high school, during lunch time one day I went into the library and noticed some kids on one of the computers they have there which were intended for school work only, but because they had no restrictions on them there was nothing stopping us from bringing in usb sticks and playing games. I remember I would usually play the halo 1 demo online during this time.
Anyways I went up to them to see what they were playing. There was one kid sitting down playing while the other was standing besides him watching, I asked what they were playing. They turned to me with a shocked look on there face, there skin was the most pale shad of grey I had ever seen in my life. The kid playing simply handed me a piece of paper with a url on it and told me to go away.
When I got home I went straight onto my laptop to check out the url, it was the most basic website I had ever seen with only a blue link that said "download", when I clicked it a .zip file was downloaded and I unzipped it. Inside was 'Jamiroquai Game', being a massive fan of Jamiroquai I excitedly started playing.
For the first hour or so the game ran normally, it was exactly the same as the normal Jamiroquai game you can get from gamejolt right now, however after a while some weird things started to happend. After I had reached 100 score the music started getting distorted, slowed down and played backwards. I was startled by this but kept playing anyways. More time had passed and more weird stuff started happening, there was a slight red filter over the game and I noticed that Jamiroquai's basic 3d model had extremely detailed, blinking, Hyper-realistic eyes.
I started to get really worried about this but continued playing, more time had passed and Jamiroquai's eyes started to cry, cry hyper-realistic blood that is, and then blood started dripping down the walls. Then the distorted fucked up music started getting louder and a womans screams could be heard in the backround. I started to panic as the game got worse and worse as time went on. As the chairs started going by I noticed that they had skeletons sitting on them! specifically with their legs crossed. I started to get really scared, but then it happened. Everytime Jamiroquai would get hit by a chair a voice would say stuff like "death" "soon" and "I'm coming for you".
After I had reached 500 score the voice said "I will kill you, Micheal". My name is Micheal. I was seriously freaked out at this point so I tried to close the game, pressing the red X didn't work, right clicking on the task bar and clicking close didn't work even the task manager couldn't close this damn demonic game!. The voice then said "You cannot get rid of me, Micheal", and then suddenly my computer restarted itself. When it turned back on my desktop background was a picture of a demonic, white, pale Jamiroquai face, and I couldn't change it no matter what.
I went to bed last night and had a nightmare of Jamiroquai killing me with a knife. When I woke up the game was deleted from my computer, but the background remained that damn picture of Jamiroquai. The note with the url had also gone, when I went to school the two boys were no were to be seen, and I didn't see them again for the rest of my time at school, Although I swear I saw them outside my windows at night for a split-second.
Since this incident I have never listened to another one of Jamiroquais songs, and my background is still his creepy demonic face with hyper-realistic eyes crying blood. I urge you, if you plan to play this game becareful, even if every download now is the regular version, you never know if/when Jamiroquai decides to haunt you...
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