Syntax error

FATAL ERROR
error in line 40129: Unknown variable:unCyc
Cannot compare arguments.
::PLEASE RESTART YOUR COMPUTER AND TRY AGAIN.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ reset
bash: reset: command not found
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ tset
bash: tset: is not a word, you idiot.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exit
Hard disk ejected.
PRIMARY DISK READ ERROR.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ ls
bash: ls: command not found
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ man ls
Error: obvious pun not found.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cd /usr/corn
Error: Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ solve problem
Attempting to solve problem...
Uncyclux is now e-mailing pornography to everyone you know.
Have a nice day.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ glados
Hello, and welcome to the Science Enrichment Center. We hope your
brief detention in :Category:AGH MY EYES has been a pleasant one. Your
specimen has been blanked and we are now ready to reformat Wikipedia proper.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ antivirus
Searching for viruses...
FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR: AMOUNT OF VIRUSES EXCEEDING HARD DRIVE SPACE.
538,922,906 VIRUSES FOUND. A NEW RECORD!
Computer over. Virus = Very Yes.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ delete viruses
All viruses deleted forever. 
Just kidding. 
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ uninstall
Error: Your computer is busy.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exit
Error: Your computer is still busy.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cancel
Fatal Error: All files on Hard drive have been permenantly deleted.
DANGER: Your computer has detected 19 Trojan viruses
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ send to recycle bin
Error: Recyclebin.exe can not be found
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ shit
bash: shit: command not found
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ replace "C:\Uncyclopedia\Main Page" with
http://sackroll.com 
YOU GOT SACK ROLLED
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ open antivirus
Error: Edgarware has been deleted.
Failed to drop train on em.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ challenge viruses
Are you asking for a CHALLEEEEEENGE?!
Virus' Reply: Go delete yourself.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help!!
Error: 'help!!' can not be found
Update: Critical amount of space left on hard drive
Would you like to delete files? [Y]/[N]?Y
Error: (0) files found.
Error: (538,922,933) viruses found. OH NO!
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ apt-get install Edgarware
Somehow installing without using internet or being root...please wait...this may
take a few minutes
Update: Edgarware succesfully installed
Error: 'Edgarware' has been deleted, n00b!
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ apt-get install Edgarware
Error: 'Edgarware' has been killed by a train.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ reboot
bash: reboot: command not found
Uh oh, Spaghetti-Os!
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ ent_create_portal_weight_box; fire command
!skin type=1
The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in Three. Two.
One.
SYSTEM ERROR: WEIGHTED_COMPANION_CUBE.APERTURE HAS BEEN INCINERATED.
You euthanized your Weighted Uncyclopedia Cube faster than any Wikipedian on
record. Well done.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ rescue companion cube
To save your cube, please enter the following string at the prompt: 1/0
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ 1/0
 Uncyclux has crashed!
 -------------------------
Uncyclux has stopped caring because it detected a stupid.
--- BEGIN ERROR REPORT asdf8327 ---
Generated %current_edit_time%
Uncyclux version: 6.66.2.7.18281828-459-045 "Oblong Otter"
java.lang.DivideByZeroException: you fucking moron
 at java.lang.StringBuilder.toString(JAVA_CORE)
 at net.uncyclux.client.Editor.getContents(Editor.java:234)
 at net.uncyclux.server.wiki.SYNTAX_ERROR.pagesrc(SYNTAX_ERROR.txt:179)
 at net.uncyclux.server.MediaWiki.someDerpInHere(MediaWiki.html:176476276472)
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo make me awesome
Error: user uncycluxnoob@uncyclo-remote is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
make: could not execute. You are already stupid.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ solve problem
FAIL.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ kill viruses
You rush at them with a Reformat Hammer. Roll for attack.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ !roll 1d20
1. Well, that's the last daylight dicebot.exe will ever see.
You missed everything in the entire computer.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ Fate Manipulation reroll
This isn't Darths & Droids.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ !roll 1d20 Force Suggestion
No.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ !roll 3d$20 Bribe the GM
How do you roll a $20 bill? Show me an origami blueprint for turning a $20 bill into a d20 and you win The Game.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ slap computer for mentioning Candle[REDACTED]
It's not "Candle[REDACTED]", it's CandIejack. Now if you'll excuse me, I have rope to buy.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ remind computer that the I/L trick only works in Arial font
...
...
...
Error: user not found.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ make me a sammich
No.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo make me a sammich
Error: user uncycluxnoob@uncyclo-remote is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
However, I did bake you a pie.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ what flavor?
.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ help
This error message makes perfect sense. Something must be wrong.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ Excecute HELP!!!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!.exe does not exist.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ clear
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cp ~/ /etc/sudoers
Are you really... That's not how bash works!
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo adduser uncycluxnoob admin
Error: user uncycluxnoob@uncyclo-remote is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported. Again.
Error: user uncycluxnoob@uncyclo-remote is in cannotbetrustedwithadminaccess
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exec bullshit.cpp
Must compile code before executing.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ g++ bullshit.cpp -Wall
Compiler crashed into a wall and exploded.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ fail
WikiTeX: latex reported a failure, namely:
This is pdfeTeX, Version 3.141592-1.21a-2.2 (Web2C 7.5.4)
entering extended mode
(./30844afc37db17139dfe3c22b1028
LaTeX2e <2003/12/01>
Babel and hyphenation patterns for american, french, german, ngerman, bahasa,
basque, bulgarian, catalan, croatian, czech, danish, dutch, esperanto, estonian,
finnish, greek, icelandic, irish, italian, japanese, latin, magyar, norsk,
polish, portuges, romanian, russian, serbian, slovak, slovene, spanish, swedish,
turkish, ukrainian, nohyphenation, bat fuck insane loaded.
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Document Class: article 2004/02/16 v1.4f Standard LaTeX document class
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Package amsmath Warning: Foreign command \over;
(amsmath) \frac or \genfrac should be used instead
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(Seecode4815162342forhelp)
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ exec logic
Error: file logic.txt not found at uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop/usr
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ blah
Command not recognized
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ man blah
You have a sick mind.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cd lolhax
Error: folder 'lolhax' not found
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ mkdir lolhax
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ cd lolhax
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~/lolhax$ git clone git@github.com:MojangAB/Minecraft.git
Enter passphrase for ~/.ssh/id_rsa:
Cloning into '/Minecraft/'...
Remote connection destroyed by a creeper.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ eat mushroom
 Don't eat the mushroom!!
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ invert gravity
Error: command does not work outside of Dimension VVVVVV
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ sudo make me a sammich
Error: uncyclo-laptop is getting tired of this. Make your own damn sandwich.
Incident not reported, admin@uncyclo-server has stopped caring.
uncyclopedia@uncyclo-laptop:~$ clear
Category:Error
Category:Self-reference
Category:Biggest Fuck-Ups of All Time
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about