Where's Captain Kirk?

Where's Captain Kirk? is a 57-page slash Star Trek: TOS (with some SF) collection of fiction, art, vignettes, and poems. It was published in the UK. There were only 100 copies printed. It has art by T'Pow and Roo.
The name of the zine is from a song by the rock group, Spizzenergi, which was very popular at British con discos.
==The Zine Title's Inspiration==
* Spizzenergi at Wikipedia.
* lyrics to "Where's Captain Kirk" here
==An Ad==
From Communicator #9: "A whimsical collection of K/S oriented stories by hitherto unheard of authors, lavishly illustrated by Roo and T'Pow with a limited run of 100 copies and no reprints. Age Statement required."
==About the Zine==
From A 2007 Interview with Fiona James: 
==From the Zine's Editorial==
==Contents==
* Where's Captain Kirk? by Spizz Energi (Spock is ordered by Admiral Jenson to planet Helzheitr, near the Neutral Zone, to help the Tholians with a problem involving the spatial and planetary instability in their sector of space. McCoy comments that it is like asking Spock to commit suicide; Kirk is mightily disturbed	so much so that McCoy is very concerned. But they do as they must, beam Spock down, and leave immediately, according to orders. The Enterprise and a scoutshlp,' the Ark Royal, keep watch some distance away for the Romulans, Spock's readings disappear as soon as he beams down, and there is no word from him or the Tholians...) (1)
* Spock's Missing by Tanned Hauser (3)
* Shore Leave by P.S. de Resistance (27)
* Work of Friction by Mort Darthur (22) (originally in STAG)
 
* Uhura's Birthday Party by Roo and Mort Darthur (a cartoon where all the characters on the show come to the party dressed as people from the 20th century (Yoko Ono, punk rocker, "Servelan" from Blake's 7, Hell's Angels, Donny Osmond...) (23)
* A Pon too Far by Broon Hilde (28) (Spock is in charge of combat training the crew, and is making a lot of work for McCoy, with a constant stream of crewmen with pulled muscles and bruised egos. McCoy tells Spock it is time for his routine medical, and Spock counters that it is time for McCoy's training session...) (34)
* Fear of Dying by Mort Darthur (34)
* The Pilwap by Mort Darthur (35)
* Candida, or Spaced the Final Frontier by Mort Darthur (Kirk and Spock are invited to Scotty's birthday party. Kirk, lately in a "haze of confused lust" which has gradually grown around Spock, hopes vacillatingly that "something will happen tonight..." -- it does: Kirk gets a yeast infection from licking Spock's belly button and the Vulcan yeast acts as a sort of LSD.) (38)
* Kirk on Sunday by Mort Darthur (51)
* Fall Guy by The Mole (52)
* Coelocanth by Mort Darthur (56)
* Biology Lesson by Mort Darthur (56)
* Force of Rabbit by Mort Darthur (56)
==Gallery of Some Sample Interior Pages==
Image:wheres-6.jpg|an example of a lovely long-haired Spock
Image:wheres-12.jpg| parody of Gayle F's art, includes some frals
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==Reactions and Reviews==
==References==
 
Category:Star Trek TOS Slash Zines
Category:1980 Zines