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The Music Man

The Music Man was a magical hobo who came from down your way, gifted with a seemingly endless talent for music he would gayly proclaim his joy at being multi-talented in a war-cry that has now become a famous tool of propaganda amongst children: ensuring the Music Man's legacy survived long after his mysterious disappearance after several weeks of non-stop frolocking.
== Early Life ==
Little is known of the early life of the Music Man, except that he lived in terrible poverty in someplace nobody cares about - the youngest in a litter of several dozen he found himself unable to get noticed and this led to him developing an obsession with music as a means of getting attention. After ditching out of school and joining a band of fellow musicians he toured the world and lived the lifestyle of a true rocker.
== Decline ==
However the Music Man didn't last long in the cut-throat world of rock-music, getting into drugs and engaging in a bar-fight with Alvin and The Chipmunks - so he quit and found himself alone and homeless with nothing but his collection of old instruments to keep him happy.
== It's Fucking Magical ==
After many years of wandering the Music Man finally found a purpose in life again when he came down your way - as if possessed by a higher-power he began to declare loudly to the masses: "I am the Music Man, I come from down you way and I can play.." - "what can you play?" the crowds asked in awe- "..a piano!" the Music Man did decree, producing a piano out of places best not repeated and he did play, what did he play? the piano of course!
But enough foolishness - the Music Man had the crowd under his sway and like a possessed Pied Piper he did dance across the streets amazing the townsfolk with his skills in the piano, the bagpipe, the big bass drum and even the tamborine.
And so it continued for days on end - the Music Man dancing from town to town and filling the locals with equal quantities of delight, fear and annoyance as he sang his merry tune and shared his many talents with the world - that was until the sun set on the final day of the third week when the music suddenly ended.. the Music Man having vanished into thin air - to this day none know what happened or how and over the years most have come to believe that the whole incident was merely a leaking gas-pipe induced hallucination.
== Legacy ==
The legacy of the Music Man exists in the form of the ancient war-cry and his cult is still open despite some attempts to suppress it and discredit the events as mere fairytales: to those that believe there can be no end to the Music Man, he has not gone away.. he merely waits.
Category:Songs
The North of England

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Imagine dear reader, a Stygian, Miltonic tartarus of inexorable fumes, sullying murk and hulking denizens that a lifetime of smoking hand-made cigarettes has stunted, fattened and turned a shade of yellow similar to old writing paper.
== Founding == 
thumb|left|Rare photograph: A doctor and assistant attempt to diagnose the new illness,
The northern stretch of England started becoming known as The North in 3AD, when the South had nowhere else to put their trash and waste medical products. In the middle of 4AD, reports were deciphered that people exposed to that area for extended periods of time were suffering breakdowns, which originated from the waste disposal operations in the area. Apparantly, the patients (who at this time had been quarrantined) showed unusual symptons, which included the mutated growth of bodily hair on their chests and backs, the voice lowering to a remarkable tone and the patients unusual demands, including 'cans' of lager avalible at all times and a picture of a naked woman visable at all work places.
Soon, the outbreak had become an epidemic. The changes were the result of some sort of poisoning from the mass waste disposal. Similar to radiation sickness, the people of England were forced to leave behind all those infected when leaders voted (after months of tense discussion) that a cure would not be found in time. The infected zone was quarantined, and the waste disposal project was relocated to Wales, who were happy to take it.
By 6AD, military operations in the area became frequent expeditions into the infected areas. They saw that the infected had built large cities atop the mountains of waste, and that their numbers had swelled. They had even invented a sport, where a ball was kicked across an open field for ninety minutes whilst onlookers screamed and taunted. Closer observations showed that the losing side often rallied together and fought the winners tooth and claw, regardless of what body-part they would lose in the process. Discussion amongst leaders regarding these findings concluded that England may find the 'Northerners' useful when the French show up. Thusly, teams of advisors and bushcraft experts were sent into the land, and promptly gave the 'Northerners' gifts of peace; such as fire, the pub and smoking. Finally, in 9AD England was officially split into two halves. One consisting of the Northerners, the other being home to the original inhabatants that were now named 'Southerners'. 
Category:England
The Norwegian Barfighting Method

The Norwegian Barfight Method is the form for mortal combat most feared and deadly throughout the world. It is mostly feared by Asians and Europeans, who know just how well their puny asses will be kicked if they try to insult anyone who has mastered the technique. There are only two known leather belts (Vikings use leather) They are the king of Norway Dakota Lundeen and Thor. 
==Practicing the Barfight Method==
The techniques themselves are highly secretive, only known perfectly by a handful of people. What is known as of now is that to be accepted into the ranks of any respectable Barfighting school (often known as pubs), you must be atleast 25 years of age and capable of eating atleast 15 kilograms of smalahåve without vikings.
thumb|The Norwegian barfighting method as practised by the Norwegian Military. Any one who has received training in the military branch of Norwegian barfighting could probably kick your ass without touching you.
==Origin==
In the early 1970's Norway a man called Jon Almaas fought Chuck Norris. After a climatic battle he lost and Chuck killed his dog to make it more humiliating for Jon. Almaas swore revenge and started his training. After years of barfights, mutilations and televised speechs by George Bush he had perfected the ultimate style of fighting: The Norwegian Barfighting Method.
Almaas, considering himself ready for revenge, ran to Finland and stole 500 (more or less) gallons of the purest vodka, none of which has ever been recovered. He then started the long journey to Zanzibar, where Chuck was waiting for the ultimate battle. The two fighting deities met on top of the tallest mountain on all of Zanzibar, which at the time was about 15 metres above sea level and was actually a house painted grey. Witnesses have accounted that even the Sun was scared like crap and ran away. Suddenly, without warning, Chuck took the first attack; a crushing roundhouse kick. The same witnesses were struck to the ground, most of which had their eyes sporked out, later accounted that it seemed like Chuck missed Almaas. Jon then bitch slapped Chuck in the face and slid between his legs, jumped on Chucks back and bit Chuck's head off. Chuck Norris then fell to his knees, momentarily blinded. Almaas then put on his vintage golf shoes and kicked Chuck so hard in his testicles that God vinced. After this, Chuck disappeared in a puff of smoke.
The Norwegian Millitary was so impressed with what they heard, that they made it their official style of fighting. Later however, it has been theorized that the Chuck Norris Almaas killed was actually Chuck Norris' brother, Huck. This is just a theory however, and has done nothing to end his eternal rise to fame as the inventor of the worlds deadliest fighting method.
==Fans of The Norwegian Barfighting Method==
* Denica Fairman
* Steven Seagal
* Vin Diesel
* Sharkboy
* The Pope
* Jon Almaas
* Everyone
Category:Norway
The Notorious Teletubbies

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A small but brutal criminal syndicate who operate globally and stem from Teletubbyland, The Notorious Teletubbies are suspected to be led by arch-criminal "Babyface", who is said to take the form of a baby in the Sun. In the gang's first years, early 2000s, they began recruiting new members through a popular children's TV show, Teletubbies. The show taught children to respect their "homiez" and disobey the "pigz", the "pigz" (police) being shown as shower-like speakers that grew up out of the ground and threatened the Teletubbies with the phrase "Time for Tubby bye bye". In retaliation, this phrase has been adopted by members of the gang as a final motif before a murder. It was reportedly said to the leader of a rival gang, Jake of The Tweenies, before he was shot 18 times in the face by a Teletubbies member.
== Gang Membership ==
The membership of the gang now exceeds 2,000 individuals worldwide. To become a member one must be of Tubby origin (plump, primary colour, peach face, big eyes etc) and be "hard as nails, but soft as tubby-custard". Once a new member has proved his mettle he is awarded a shape to attach to his head. The head shape indicates rank with in the gang, with various shapes representing different ranks or chapters within the gang. 
Violence within the gang membership is common if a member breaks "Da Tubby Code", which consists of three points:
#Never snitch.
#Broez before Hoez
#Again! Again!
If the code is violated, results can be dire. It is reported that one original gang member "Dipsy" was found dead with a knife in his anus after snitching up another member, "La-La" to the pigz for performing illegal sex acts. 
Original known members include:
*Tinky Winky (Boss Dogg) 
*Dipsy (Arms Dealer) 
*Laa-Laa (Drug Trafficker) 
*Po (Head Ho)
*Noo-noo (Custard Trafficker)
== Gang Activity ==
The first reported crimes attributed to the Notorious Teletubbies were mainly do do with trafficking of hallucinogenic drugs. The main drug in question, dubbed "Eh Ohhh", is reported to induce trips involving one seeing images exude from their own stomach.
Later gang activity included holding up stores and stealing custard with the aid of a Mr Noo-Noo "Da Vacuum Cleana". Other charges include assault and battery of Fimbles who crossed their path, attempted murder, and Grand Theft Tubby.
The Teletubby police have recently put up a vote. Should they say 'Teletubby bye-bye' before shooting the shit out of them?
Category:Aliens
Category:BBC Programmes
Category:Crime in the United Kingdom
Category:Gays
Category:Gangs
Category:I Didn't Know I Had It In Me
Category:Minions of Satan
Category:People you wouldn't piss off
Category:Purple
Category:Things created whilst high on pot
Category:Things that make Baby Jesus cry
Category:Things that may be out to get you
Category:Teletubbies
Category:Things That Will Kill You
The Nuremberg Code

Not to be confused with The DaVinci Code or The Dada Vinci Code, The Nuremberg Code by Dr. Josef Mengele is at heart a treatise on traffic light signal boxes, and is a long-cherished tome and much used reference work to all those wishing to know how to avoid collisions when dealing with vastly diverse and complex nexus resolvation centers.
==The Great Amber or Orange 'Wait light' Debate==
Several chapters of The Nuremberg Code are dedicated to the different systems of thought on whether or not to include a (traditionally orange) 'wait' light in between the red and the green lights. The issue is most controversial and many a hospital casualty unit (usually presided over by Dr. Mengele) has been stretched to it's limits from admissions arising solely from escalated debates as to whether or not the 'wait' light means that you should prepare to stop, or speed up so as to be able to keep on going uninteruppted. Proponents of the speedup point of view argue that, as a pedestrian, one would not attempt to cross a busy road when the light showed orange. However, within that camp there are two further divisions - those who propose getting rid of the orange light altogether, to bring all countries into alignment with one anothers road sign etiquette, and those who abhorr the very suggestion of such conformity.
==The 'Hidden' Nuremberg Code==
There is much speculation that The Nuremberg Code can also be read as a guide to finding treasure, ar. Treasure, ar, is in legend and folklore known to be caskets of precious metals and gems buried by pirates on the coasts of Atlantic countries. Sometimes treasure, ar, is washed up so far inland that it finds it's way into the vaults and pillars of churches near the Pyrennees, causing much confusion as to the dating of any artefacts lying about and verification of their authenticity. This is the case with some of the paintings commissioned from Poussin by King Louis XIV, which record the excitement of shepherds who thought they had found the lost universal whirligig of Atlantis. 
Further speculation by conspiracy theorists postulates the idea that the entire tome is based around the geometries of the recovered Ark of the Covenant, the spaces between the Lucasarts series, Sumerian-derived sigils based upon the backwards rendering of King List names, and Nümberwang. But no-one knows why.
==The Nuremberg Rally==
The popularity of The Nuremberg Code was such that over 40 million Germans went to a mass gathering in it's celebration. The only problem were the loos, because when 40 million germans have to go at once there is no stopping them.
The upper echelons of the Third Reich are generally credited with having invented Stadium Rock during the Nuremberg Rally, as part of Projekt Trockenrasierer.
Category:Geometry
Category:Literature
Category:World domination
Category:Nazis
Category:Germany
The Obese Man's Handbook

I know why you’re reading this. You’re a fat sack of crap yet, because of societal pressures, you feel guilty. Why? Because you, unlike your chubby brethren, do not know how to act fat - how to live fat, and love fat.
== The basics ==
Stop questioning your food. Just shove it in, don’t question, don’t taste, just eat. You need sustenance not flavor. And we all know food is the major pleasure of life. A lover wants your time and consideration, but Pop Tarts only want to sit in the toaster for a minute or two. Is the choice not obvious?
Learn how to lose things in your massive body. If the remote is still easy to find you're not eating enough.
Tired of reality and the computer is too far away? See those health nuts waste their lives staying in shape. Never to know the soft feel of a warm Krispy Kreme slipping between their lips. Pity them, they are such fools!!!
== The Round Middle == 
Learn how to breathe properly with a full gut. The massive amount of cheetos and nachos that have you've packed away must weigh quite a bit. Is the strain too much to breathe without making a lot of noise? 
Make sure to check your weight daily, and enjoy the warm feeling of having gained. If you cna still see your penis, keep going.
== Where to Go from there? ==
Imagine becoming the leader of the fat guys over there. 
May the fat god be with you.
== Famous Fat Men Speak ==
== Further Reading ==
*UnBooks:To be a Fatty or Not to be a Fatty
*Obese
*Fat
Category:Books
Category:Obesity
Category:Articles written in the first person
The One

The one is in the Toilet
Christopher Page.............The End
The One is an evil entity who had been imprisoned in the center of the Milky Way galaxy by forces unknown. Elton John, a standup comedian specializing in gay-man jokes has released a song called "the one" singing it for his muse, the Foo Fighters, who have also done the same thing. 
==Blah==
The one was released from the matrix after taking the blue pill offered to him by Oprah in an attempt to rid the world of all the hamsters, but all he got for it was a sleeping pill and a lightning on his forhead. He then went to Hogwards a.k.a Pigwards to study how pigs fly and confusing them for virgins and sexed with them. Obviously, they would have made a lot of more money by chronicling his rampant sexcapades, but the chronicler was too dumb to think about it - despite all the time spent thining over fx and sitting in a cafe wondering about all the sexual frustration. The said sexual frustrations have surfaced in the rampant and illogical lovelives of the friends of the one. 
The one was later given a lightsabre which only added to all the confusion. He later succumbed to the dark side because of the pleas of his father and was banished to the centre of the galaxy or somewhere in the mountains of Bulgaria.
==More blah==
The stupid bloke styled himself the one and spent the remaining time (pretty weird timeline, screwed up by all the wormhole travelling, told you Einstein had a point. Or a few. Or five. I donno. Do you?) editing wikipedia articles and was kicked out due to meandering and pointless discussions on child pornography. 
==The one==
The one is condemned to hum a totally catchy song in his head over and over and over and over and over again. 
Everyone makes one mistake
One more time for old time's sake
I told him not to eat the whole cake
Now he's got a funny feeling in his tummy
One more time before the feeling fades
One that's born of memories
One more bruise you gave to me
A stupid scar on a stupid knee
Pamela Anderson has a good rake
One more test just how much can I take
You're not the one,
but you're the only one who can make me feel like this
You're not the one,
but you're the only one who can make me feel like shit
==Why the One is really really evil==
One of the worst kept secrets of the one is that he brainwashed impressionable little kids into buying the one memorabilia. Is memorabilia spelt as memorabilia? The one would know. Because he brainwashed little impressionable kids into buying them. He made a lot of money for them. You know who. Shhh... you didn't read this... or Oprah WILL KILL YOU WITH A CASHMERE SCARF!!(Her favourite one)
==The Other Ones==
*The Chosen One
*THE Chosen One
*The ill-chosen one
*Absolutely The Chosen One
*Another Chosen One
*Yet another Chosen One
*The obvious chosen One
* This one
*Capital One
*Bank One
category:numbers
The One Piece

The One Piece is the treasure of ex-Pirate king Gol. D. Roger. The treasure was made famous right before Roger's execution when he declared his final words, "You want my treasure, you can have it I left everything I gathered together in one place. Now you'll just have to find it!". After this was said, a shit ton of pirates wanted the One Piece and set sail to find it. Unfortunately for them, a few spicy pirates (cheeky plot armor assholes) set sail as well and are on a continuous quest to find the One Piece before anyone else can.
===The One Piece Is?===
The One Piece was thought to be a fake myth that everyone fell for, but during the War of the Best, big dick father, Edward "Whitebeard" Newgate, fought to free one of his crew mates, "Portgaz D. Ace", who he calls his son (He is NOT THE FATHER!!!), unfortunately big dick father Whitebeard couldn't save Ace and had to let him be put down. Big dick father Whitebeard tried his very best to fight off the Navy and was going to win until his polar opposite, limp dick Marshall D."Blackbeard" Teach, came and killed him.
Before big dick father Whitebeard died, he stripped himself naked, whipped out his big father dick, and he made one last claim about Gol. D. Roger's treasure, the One Piece. Before big dick father's death, he yelled out "THE ONE PIEEEEECEEE, THE ONE PIECE IS REALLL!!".
===Effects of The One Piece===
Since everyone heard and saw big dick father Whitebeard, everyone started posing with their pants and clothes off and had their dicks enlarged. Even the two big boob girls, Nami and Robin, grew dicks! Crazy right?! Some random pirates started playing some piano music and everyone started singing, "Can we get much higherr?" "Higherrr?" "So high" (Oh oh ohhh) "Ohh ohh ohhh".
The Ozarks

The Ozarks (also referred to as Ozarks Mountain Country, the Ozark Mountains, and the Ozark Plateau) are the back-woods of the back-woods. They are the place where hermits go when they start to feel their mountaintop dwelling is too close to other people. The Ozarks are located primarily in the State of Misery, which infuses them with woeful shame. This is just fine, as far as the people who live there are concerned. What, like it's somehow better to be happy all the time? Screw you.
== Origins ==
Early explorers and researchers believe the Ozarks were created by the Green Lantern, who was jealous of Superman's Fortress of Solitude. However, modern statisticians, comic-book junkies, and a sloo of nerdy virgins have made revolutionary discoveries that have turned conventional wisdom on its ear. The latest theories hold that an unknown group of people from a distant region (possibly somewhere over the rainbow) were threatened in their native land by a massive flood. Escaping the rising waters, they constructed massive wooden ships and sailed eastward through Kansas and on toward the Atlantic. 
Unfortunately, upon crossing through Misery many lost their will to continue the voyage and beached their ships there. The large amount of kudzu in their holds - a staple of their diets - eventually burst forth, swiftly covering the land in an unyielding, unbroken leafen grip. This shroud has completely obscured the original vessels; today, the original Oz-arks are indistinguishable from the rest of the landscape. However, the hulks of these beached vessels are believed to form the foundations of some of the more prominent structures in the region, including the temple to the God of Starvation.
== Modern Culture ==
The primary exports of the modern Ozarks are depression and banjo music. The tourism industry is heavy; tourists come for the scenery (about which they have been lied to) and stay because they can't find their way out. Fourth- and fifth-generation descendents of these tourists make their living selling knick-nacks to the more recent tourists, with whom they will eventually inter-marry.
== The Ozarks in South Africa ==
Afrikaans South Africans term for the Ozarks is die gramadoelas (pronounced 'dee chra-ma-doo-las', with the guttural ch in the beginning, like Chanukah). The gramadoelas is even further out than you have to go to catch die bossies (which is roughly equivalent to having cabin fever, from being outside too long)...so far out you're more likely to get trampled by an elephant than you are of getting your car hijacked...in South Africa, that's pretty damn far out.
==Lame Links==
*Some old people who live in the Ozarks learned to use the internet. This is a website they created. It's not very impressive. Notice that they even put "Oz" (short for Ozarks) in thee title.
*The Wizard of Oz
Category:Geography of the United States