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Yogi Bear Adventures!

Yogi Bear was walking along the park one day, when he saw a sign. He looked up and read it, but he couldn't understand it. It said something about a picnic at the park tomorrow at 10 AM, but the park had been torn down by foreigners not too long ago. Unfortunately, the world was getting too populated, so natural resources had to suffer in return. The park had been removed, and soon, the entire forest would be.
But most urgently, there was no place to picnic. Yogi Bear went back to his cave to talk to Booboo Bear about this mishap. It was dark in the cave. He lit a match, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere...
... a SPIDER emerged! Yogi dashed for the exit, but it was suddenly blocked by boulders. The spider drew closer and closer, and Yogi was beginning to sweat. Suddenly, his match went out. It was just him. In the dark. Alone. With the spider. Why had fate done this to him? He wanted so desperately to go to the picnic, and sing and dance with the civilians. He always was a fan of social gatherings and good entertainment, and he considered himself an entertainer. He even performed as a comedian once! His jokes weren't funny though, and they threw tomatoes at him.
But before Yogi could finish his thought... the SPIDER LEPT ON HIM! Yogi tried and tried to shrug it off, but it was no use. The spider had bit him. Yogi felt himself losing consciousness. Before the world went black, he saw a bloody corpse in the corner. A half a second before it all came to an end, he realized it was Booboo's.
The park ranger finished dancing, and went back to the blanket to finish his picnic lunch. Suddenly, the town mayor came by!
"Ranger Smith! What a pleasant day this is! ... But where is that old stubborn bear who always snatches our picnic baskets and runs away?"
"Oh... him", Ranger Smith replied with a chuckle. "I'm afraid we won't see him for quite awhile. It appears he got stuck in a very sticky situation."
Written in 2005
Category:Pre-Trollpasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Yoshi's Embarrassment

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==Original==
do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
==Alternate version==
Do you think Yoshi gets embarrassed when he shits out eggs in front of Mario? Sorry if this offends anyone but I thought it was a funny thing haha. I would like to know if any of you have any pics of Yoshi shitting an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed. I just want to see it for a few laughs, haha. Another thing I am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha. I'm just curious for laughs haha I would like to smell them.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Mario
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Shortpasta
Yoshi's Island Theery

So Yoshi's island doesn't really follow baby Mario and baby Luigi, it follows their clones. Bowser is trying to clone Mario and Luigi to take over the world, but then the Yoshis got him. Baby Bowser is just Bowser Junior from Super Mario Sunshine. Also the Yoshis can't talk so it's not like they can say "This is a clone of baby Mario and baby Luigi." Also this took place during a nuclear holocaust and also Bowser is the lost member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Princess Peach is an alien monarch. 
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Category:Mario
Category:THERY
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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Yoshi's Revenge

It all started when me and my cousin were playing nintendo 64 and were playing yoshi story but we saw a video on youtube a gameplay of yoshi's story and we wanted a cartridge instead of a rom but we founded a cartdridge and we got it.
We played it and we saw a scary thing yoshi fell and that happened yoshi is dead but we saw a vampire come out of the ground and we hed undear the bed but my cousin went to close but yoshi said.
"IF YOU BULLED IT I WELL KILL YOU"
my cousin freak out and came back undear the bed and i went and close the game infact we played it again to face are fear.
But yoshi was standing there he said to uss.
"your dead i said do not close the game your nothing and i well kill you"
But my cousin this time got freak out this time and we want to close it again but that happened we didn't see yoshi any more he was gone but we heared a sound saying.
"haha I SAID I WELL KILL YOU AND THIS WELL HAPPEN YOUR AND YOUR FREIND HERE ARE GOING TO BE DEAD HAHAHAHA"
We freaked out more and we are trying to face are fear buy we codint and yeah that whene we heared this.
" I WELL BE BACK"
Then me and my cousin there were scard but yoshi came back ke said.
"I TOLD YOU I WELL BE BACK"
That what we did we tryed to close it again but yoshi was doying a strange thing and he was playing with a skull black yoshi skull but we didn't now that tell he showed as the boody and we were scared and we want to close it  but we codin't becuz the screen flashing black and white and the nintendo 64 was making a weird sound and we didn't now why she is doing the sound but we heared a sound of yoshi's saying.
"your dead your and your freind are dead were are yoshi's and we cam to revenge you"
and were are sod freak out this time and we want to close it but we codin't becuz the yoshi's say.
"YOU WELL BE DEAD IF YOU DO IT"
But me and my cousin are trying to close it but finly we see the yoshi screeming and there blood are every were and they are saying.
"AAAAAAAA WE WELL KILL YOU BOWTH"
Yeah me and my cousin are scarede but we saw the yoshi's are tering a bart tell we nowed there dead but we ran fast and we close the game and that was my day it was a scary day and we eggrede to tonot play that game again
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:YT Readings
Yoshi's Surgery

I was helping my brother move. We were unpacking his video games, when I came across
a copy of "Yoshi's Story" for the N64. I passed it to him and he automatically flinched at the sight of it. He then said, "I don't want it."
I asked why and he said, "The box lies, it's not Yoshi's Story; take it if you want, but don't say I didn't warn you" in his most serious voice.
I told him I would take it and he gave me both the game and his old Nintendo 64. I thanked him and he said, "No, thank you."
After coming home from school, I had one thing on my mind: Yoshi's story. I fired up the N64 and open the case for Yoshi's Story. I saw what he meant by it not being Yoshi's Story. The label on the cartridge was black, and had "Yoshi's Surgery" written in bright red on it. I was creeped out by this, but I wanted to play the game anyway to see why my brother was so dead set against playing this (aside from the design of the label on the cartridge).
The game started with the sound of Yoshis whimpering and screaming in pain. The title screen had no music, and no Yoshis, only the title, "Yoshi's Surgery". 
The only option was a new game file called "HELP ME!"
I did not like the look of this, but I pressed on. I had to see it for myself. There was no way out of it. I selected the file. It began with a cutscene unlike what was normal for the game. The setting was in a level designed like Super Mario World. A dark haze surrounded the land, making it look polluted. A textbox appeared that said ,"We've got a live one." 
Suddenly, I saw Yoshi running away from something. He hid behind a rock.
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Category:Mario
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
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Category:Old Shit
Yoshi Mustn't Be Trusted

? I get scared easily, but I love Creepypastas :/
Ah, Yoshi's island. On of the best (my opinion) Mario spinoffs. Fuck Mario parties, we are talking about baby Mario riding colorful Yoshis. What's not to love about it? I just recently dug up my cartridge, and the flashback was brilliant. Sitting on my bed all day, playing Yoshi's Island, just like playing Kirby today! This game made my impression on Mario.
I started playing the game. The first thing I noticed was that there was no music on the menu screen. I was slightly disappointed, because I loved the little song. Just complete silence. I shrugged it off and proceeded to play the game. When I started a new game, the cutscene never came. No plot to be told, (Watched the scene to make the game better on YouTube) no reason to go after Luigi.
Why did my game do this? If Luigi wasn't included in the scenario, why did Mario continue his pointless journey? I continued to play, (The genius I am.) until I hit an enemy. Mario started crying. No, not crying, but screaming.
The bubble floated slower than usual. I glanced back a Yoshi, and saw he didn't look right. He looked furious, at Mario, but also me. His Ferocious eyes stared at me as I shakily controlled him. Forgetting about that look, I tried to pop the bubble, but when I tried, Mario swooped just out of reach and screamed even louder. It was as if Yoshi was scaring Mario AWAY instead of saving him.
More or less, I was frightened, (Remember, I get scared easily) and what made me jump to the roof is difficult to describe. A text box appeared. It said:
"Rawrsys, you left me. You abandoned my friend."
I shut my game off immediately afterwards. Later that night I asked my mom what happened to Yoshi's Island. She said my dog chewed it up (Same for Pokemon Diamond and Yoshi's Island DS) so she bought me a new one off of eBay, and it was only $0.99.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Yoshi Theory

We all know the most popular Green Dinosaur Yoshi and how he's Mario's pal and all but do you know what Yoshi is based off? Yoshi is based off a dog and a kid named Nin that has an illness that causes him to see things. In 1987 Nin had a dog named Yoshi and Nin had an older brother named Mario.
The Dog was a golden retriever, Nin and Mario would walk the dog a lot. On March 12 1987 Nin had went to school and his friend..well not really his friend and this person named
kaua made fun of Nin's illness.
Later that day Mario was watching TV and Yoshi was laying next him and was next to his bow of popcorn and would eat a few bites each few seconds. "Hungry huh?" Mario said with a smile as he changed the channel on the TV. Nin opened the door and went to his room "How was your day bud?" Mario asked his brother and Nin responded with "Good! I'm gonna go do my Homework" and Mario started to make some Dinner but Nin was screaming that made Mario jump and ran to his room and there was that kid Kaua from school and he had stabbed Nin in the arm. Mario tried to kick him away but when he did the kid stabbed his foot and jumped out the window. Kaua didn't realized he was from from the ground so when he jumped he landed face first and snapped his neck when he fell out the window.
Nin was holding a knife and Mario looked at him while Nin got up and Mario wasn't able to get up and when Nin's eyes met with Mario's eyes "You hurt my brother" Nin said as Mario was scared, Nin stabbed Mario in the eyes and he screamed in pain as Nin let Mario bleed from the eyes and to stop his screaming Nin stabbed his chest multiple times hard, making sure Mario no longer lived but Nin didn't even know it was Mario not Kaua. It was too late to know the difference for Nin.
Nin went down stairs and went to Yoshi and tied down the dog and shaved the fur off Yoshi and spray painted the dog green. The dog would bark and whimper, yoshi looked at Nin but Nin looked at Yoshi thinking this would bring back Mario if he does a sacrifice he read on the internet but shaving a pet a painting it green to bring Mario back. Nin heard the next door "non-Humans" calling the police on Nin so Nin ran away and the police made it there and took the dog away for better care and took away the dead body of Mario.
In 1990 the newspaper showed the event and Nintendo took this and made it into their new Mario game called "Super Mario World" and after never finding the boy named Nin the police stop looking but they have wanted papers all over town. About Nin, but no one ever found Nin some say he's looking for his dog so he can get Mario back because it wasn't his fault he says that was he said or what people say he says when he sees people and people try to call cops on him. If you call cops on him he will kill you with an object or his bare hands. So it's either you help him or you walk or run away thinking nothing else, but never call the police on Nin or he will make sure you die no matter what.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Mario
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
You'll Never Eat Chicken Again

The man had a craving for chicken that night, so he and his girlfriend left the dormitory to find a KFC. But instead they found a little chicken shop at the edge of town that they had never heard of before.
Of course they were nervous, there were no Department of Health certificates on the walls and you couldn't see the kitchen. They ordered a bucket of Extra Crispy Chicken and left.
They got back to their dorm room just to find the janitor on her bed eating something strange they couldn't recognize that was in a bucket very similar to theirs. He seen them when they turned on the light and fled like a cockroach saying only, "You'll never eat chicken AGAIN!!!" They opened the top of the bucket only to find a.........
!!!!!!!!!BLOODY HUMAN SKULL!!!!!!!!!!!
So they ate it and thought, hmmmmm, this is good, I'll never eat chicken again.
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Category:Satire
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
You're Clicking on This!

Your reading this sentence.
You realise what time it is.
I'm Sitting at my desk.
Now I'm standing out side your window.
You look.
But I'm already gone.
You return to your computer.
I'm at your window watching you.
You turn back.
I'm Gone again.
You return to the computer
You read "Knife"
You remembered that you forgot to wash dishes.
Don't worry I took care of it.
Now I'm standing behind you.
What's in your hand?
Look, now its in my hand.
Its your life.
You quickly spin around
I'm gone.
You look at the computer, feeling safe.
I never left.
Now I'm on a horse!
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Category:Memes
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
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You're Gonna Die, Charlie Brown

A week ago I was at a yard sale, which was being hosted by some morbidly obese man. Everything was really cheap for some reason. But I found a box. The box said "DON'T OPEN". Being the idiot I was, I opened it anyway. I saw a bright red light, as if Satan was crapping in my face. It went away after a few seconds, and then I saw the tape. The tape had a scratched off label, so I couldn't really make out the title. I saw a crude drawing of Charlie Brown on the remains of the label, though, so I assumed this was one of the classic Charlie Brown specials. I gave the guy 14 dollars and left. When I got home, I put the tape in my VCR. As I mentioned before, I was an idiot. Anyhow, I put the tape in, and then it cut to a loud and offkey MIDI playing over deformed JPEGs of Snoopy. This lasted for 4 minutes. It then cut to the ACTUAL episode. It started off with the familiar piano music,with a spooky sine wave playing along, and Charlie was walking. There was a white flash for a couple of frames, and then it went to the title. A loud, disorienting piano chord played, as the title in red, bloody letters said "You're Gonna Die, Charlie Brown!". The music stopped. It went to the familiar wall, but it looked like the bricks were decaying. Linus said "Listen pal." and then proceeded to mumble about....something. Charlie Brown said "Yeah. And then I'm going to-" It then abruptly cut to Charlie standing in the road, t-posing. He then said the following: "Well, this is it. This is the end of Charlie Brown." And then it went silent. Not even ambience could be heard. And then, a loud honk could be heard, and then a gooey smacking noise. Charlie Brown died. The most creepily creepy part was that he had no eyes, they were bleeding. But the most notable part was his corpse. His corpse was smiling. The normal Charlie Brown theme played, but this time bass boosted. The camera then zoomed in on the mangled Charlie Brown and cut to Snoopy's skeleton. The bass boosted music was still playing. Snoopy's skeleton looked at me, and said in a thick Brooklyn accent, "You talkin' to me?" I have no idea how I heard this over the obnoxiously loud music. And then a bunch of images played at full speed, and it was seizure-inducing. My TV then exploded. I'm now dead. The end.
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You're Next!

You are out of breath; you have been running from that manic for hours.
You tell yourself, "I think I got away from him."
You turn around and you notice a sign.
It reads Paradise Valley Cemetery.
You wander into the cemetery, because you are trying to get away from your perpetrator.
You travel 100 meters into the cemetery, until you notice something strange.
There is a freshly dug grave and a tombstone with the name that's covered in dirt.
You take the sleeve of your shirt and wipe off the dirt what you see makes you shiver and panic.
It's your name on the tombstone.
But before you can respond you're already gone.
Because as soon as you even move a muscle you hear a sound that sounds like a sword getting swung in the air.
You drop dead on the ground with your head rolling around.
The perpetrator finally caught up to you and he starts laughing in a demonic voice.
The perpetrator replies," fool you cannot run from death I am everywhere and I will see you when you catch your last breathe."
The perpetrator pulls out a list and with a skeletal finder he scratches out your name and writes the name of your mother who is next on the list.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
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Category:Shortpasta
You're Not Alone

On May 3rd 1993, Something I will never ever ever forget happened. The loss of my dear friend, Katie. Katie and I were close, I would even say we were "best friends". She went missing on April 26th 1993. I miss her a lot, Her death was mysterious yet brutal. She was found in a bloody mess. Not far from the mess was her head. Her hair was in plaits, her smile reached over her nose, and her eyes were bloodshot with no pupils. How can your eyes turn out like that? I have no idea. I have been trying to figure out why she died for many years. I got no information. Her diary was found open next to her head. On the last day of the diary, It's hard to read due to blood.
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==April 5rd, 1993==
Strange things have been happening around me. So I thought it would be nice to keep a diary. I could've sworn I saw a shadow outside my window... no problem. It's probably just my imagination... and I think there was a bloodstains on my pillow... Stop scaring yourself, Katie! It was probably Tom playing with the ketchup bottle again.
==April 6th, 1993==
Okay, I have a feeling all this isn't my imagination. I keep hearing a child screaming coming from outside my window... there is no child at all! I feel like I'm going insane. Maybe some cranberry juice will calm me down. The cranberry juice tastes weird. Maybe it's gone off... or maybe it's blood. How am I stupid enough to think it's blood... I better sleep.
==April 7th, 1993==
Too prove to myself the juice wasn't blood, I cut myself and tasted the blood... it tasted like the juice... Now I'm scared.
==April 26th, 1993==
I h ven't wr  ten in a whil ... I fe l t e more I write the angri   it g ts... I h ve the f eling I'm g  ing      to   die     tod y... goodb e
==My Story Continued==
As I told you, the last day is covered in blood, and hard to make out.
I have a feeling the shadow had something to do with the death
...
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Jornel
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
You're Not Perfect

Hello. I video taped my favorite episode of Courage The Cowardly Dog, which is Perfect, because it's funny to me. I knew this guy named The Blue Guy shows up in Courage's Nightmares, but I skipped that part as a child. Now, I looked at the tape, and the video tape is quite old. I played the 'Blue Guy' part and the screen turned red and inverted. The audio was crackling a lot and I couldn't really make out any of the noise.
When I rewound the tape, I saw a flash of something. Something quite odd. Muriel, Courage's Owner, being stabbed repeatedly by Eustace. I played it and I heard, "STUPID WIFE! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!"
I was afraid. I never noticed this before. I recently saw the episode 'Perfect' on Cartoon Network yesterday, and the clip with Eustace and Muriel was never found. I erased the tape, then played it to make sure that it was completely erased. It wasn't.
The You're Not Perfect part was playing on my TV. I heard the "STUPID WIFE! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!" audio again. I couldn't make out the 'You're Not Perfect' part of the tape until I watched the whole thing. The tape was blank for 10 seconds until I heard Courage screaming for help, and Eustace saying: "STUPID DOG! YOU TOUCHED MY--" then the tape stopped.
I heard gurgling and cracking noises in the background. During the audio, there was a still image of Eustace.
I was terrified, so I threw the tape out my window. I beat it with a wrench until it broke. It was still on my TV, saying "YOU'RE NOT PERFECT... in a child's voice, over and over again. I turned off my TV and sold my VCR.
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Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit