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Mothers Against Designated Drivers

Mothers Against Designated Drivers (MADD) is a nonprofit, nonsensical and anti-orgy organization in the United States and other countries. MADD has been instrumental in changing laws and opinions about driving under the influence, walking under the influence, and watching sports under the influence of alcohol, caffeine, and other drugs. MADD is not at all self-righteous, and if you think that, it's evidence that you have a problem. Just calm down and have a cocktail,willya?
Like many neo-fascist organizations, MADD's membership is comprised mostly of women from the suburbs who absolutely love bitching and often taking part in general sand-in-vagina behavior. MADD considers itself a victims' rights organization and is therefore beyond reproach and is free to subvert liberties and freedoms to promote a radical agenda. Formed in 1916, its stated goals are to reinstate prohibition, reduce alcohol-related fatalities, minimize enjoyment of life, and distribute syrupy Christmas sweaters to the poor all over the world.
==Agenda==
MADD seeks to promote a safer, cleaner, and more depressing world through its worldwide education, outreach, lobbying, guilttripping and brainwashing efforts. Its public policy agenda is to:
*Strictly enforce and create laws prohibiting the use of motor vehicles, industrial equipment, and remote controls by those under the influence of alcohol or common sense.
*Increase taxes levied on alcohol as part of an overall stick it to the poor initiative.
*Reduce the operating hours of businesses that sell alcohol and then take money from alcohol companies.
*Claim to be "a nonprofit organization" yet pay their administrators over $100,000 a year, a gift certificate for Chili's and five maidens of virtue true.
*Convince gullible masses that there's nothing wrong with the term "guilty until proven innocent" and that drinking one beer before driving makes the Bogeyman come out and eat you at night.
*Force breathalyzers in people's cars, and promote beer substitutes made from Britney Spears' socks.
*Force people to acknowledge that no one wants to have sex with them.
*Destroy any and all bars in the world, thus removing 25% of the world's stress relief, removing 65% of the world's supply of sex, and ridding 88% of the world's ability to mate with lower/uglier beings of the same species. (This may in turn solve the overpopulation problem.)
Perhaps Wikia owner Michael Davis will someday have his loved ones burned to death at the hands of a drunk driver and learn the importance of thinking with emotion and creating a fascist police state.
==Near future of MADD==
Reforming into MAFDSWROEP (Mothers All For Drinking Since We Ruined Our Entire Population)
==See also==
*Menopause
*Osama bin Laden
*Nazi Germany
*USSR
*Hypocrite
*DAMM (Drunks Against Mad Mothers)
Category:Organizations
Mothers Against Swearing Association

The Mothers Against Swearing Association (MASA) was started by two wealthy sisters named Gertrude and Prunella Hubble who have proven that stay-at-home parents who can afford nannies really do have too much spare time to think about things they shouldn't mind. 
==Background==
Born in Worcester, England in the 1950's, they underwent the traditional strict upbringing that predates the free raising principles of latter decades. Under the supervision of two "loving parents" named Brenda and Martin Hubble, the sisters were raised to be proper citizens without too much knowledge of indecent language. In the year 2000, after living in Toronto, Ontario for 3 years, Gertrude Hubble realized the downfall of society represented through the vulgar language used by teenagers and adults alike. Inspired by the Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD), she came up with the idea of MASA. Since then, they have been speaking locally in North York to schools and other youth institutions. They are their own promoters, creating songs and promotional radio commercials, yet claim to have sponsorships by Volvo and Coca-Cola.
==Agenda==
* Being assholes and pissing off the young generation.
* Making swear words more "taboo".
* Assisting those who swear to be no longer fucked up, or "cured".
* Encourage people to substitute "bad" words (see Utah).
* Make it a federal offense for minors under age 25 to swear in public.
* Overturning the First Amendment of the US constitution.
== Declines in swearing ==
No information pertaining to the decline in swearing can be conclusively deduced, however MASA wishes "to reduce swearing by 100%. Or 50% will do." Clearly these bitches don't stand a chance. What a pair of fucking killjoys!
== Practical arguments ==
=== Age of Swearing ===
On the The Mothers Against Swearing (MASA) Homepage, They claim that "m'almost 75% of all swear words are exchanged in the school system." However, there is no evidence shown to support this on their website.
== The Future ==
Gertrude and Prunella Hubble hope to reduce vulgar language and return to their "fond memories of their childhood." They "warmly recall the past" when profanity was "more taboo". They have opened a free website recently for all those wishing to "cure" themselves of their disgusting fucking swearing habits.
== External links ==
The Mothers Against Swearing (MASA) Homepage
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Motivation

This gun is your fucking motivation. As you can plainly see, it is pointed straight towards your cranium. It gives you motivation because right now you are choosing between getting a small piece of hot lead embedded in your frontal lobe and actually doing the thing you are not motivated to do. So please. Stop messing around on this website by pressing Random Page over and over again and get back to work.
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Motorized Shopping Cart

Hello there, folks. I'm Howard Hughes. You might remember me from such films as The Aviator, The Crazy Paranoid Billionaire and Boobs in the Sky. Tonight I'm going to talk to you about how motorized shopping carts are the way of the future. The way of the future. The way of the future.
===The way of the future?===
Yes. In the future, everybody will be driving in motorized shopping carts. Say goodbye to all your cars and airplanes. Motorized shopping carts are the way of the future! The way of the future. The way of the future.
==When is this future?==
THE FUTURE IS NOW! Motorized shopping carts are popping up everywhere in parking lots, supermarkets, even online. You can even steer them with your smartphone. You can drive your motorized shopping cart while checking out your online dating profiles. The way of the future. The way of the future.
===But ... why?===
Don't you know anything about technology? Less is more! Why bother creating a huge complicated vehicle when you can just put an engine on a shopping cart and feel the air rush through your trousers! Motorized shopping carts are the way of the future! The way of the future. The way of the future.
===Pfft ... What do you even know about the future?===
Now you've done it, punk. You think you know better? Don't talk down to me! I'm Howard Hughes, goddammit! I said jet engines were the way of the future and I was fucking right! Hell, I'm so rich, I can make motorized shopping carts the way of the future! The way of the future! The way of the future!
===Hey, weren't you dead or something?===
What? I'm fucking Howard Hughes! I'm freaking immortal, got it! Nobody can touch me! Not even those men in black that keep following me around! You hear me? Motorized shopping carts are the way of the future! THE WAY OF THE FUTURE! THE WAY OF THE FUTURE!
===Sure, anything you say, if it makes you stop repeating yourself.===
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! THE WAY OF THE FUTURE!
==I was on the cover of Time!==
At least once. People on the covers of magazines should be trusted to build dependable vehicles even if they are cheap metal frame shopping tools with a motor tied to it using cheap rope. Think it isn't safe? I tested one with my grandchildren inside. Would I do that if I wasn't absolutely sure? Why wait? Buy your shopping cart now. We save on costs by stealing shopping carts from super markets and buying old used Russian motors from decaying post-soviet cities. You'll save thousands each year by riding around the city in the vehicles of the future, the futurethe future...
===Didn't you build airplanes?===
Those slow death machines pale in comparison with the convenience and speed of motorized shopping carts. So put on your bomber jacket, grow a sexy pencil line moustache, put grease in your hair, park your ass on the uncomfy metal floor of the cart and look forwards to the future. You don't even need a steering wheel. Onward ho to the future, the future the future the future the futurethe future...
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Mountain Monsters

Mountain Monsters is a TV show aired on Destination Make-Believe. It is a show about a group of hillbillies that try to find mysterious monsters, such as bigfoot and "The Orange Corn Monster of Florida". If the monster is Donald Trump, they put him in the sarlacc pit to be digested for 1,000 years. Otherwise, they make friends with the monster. Episodes usually end by having a crapping contest between each other. Their team name, A.I.M.S., stands for "Atrocious Investors of More Shit".
==Common Monsters==
Most of the time, this team is trying to find some kind of bigfoot that nobody has ever heard of before. One example is the sheepsquatch, who exists for the sole purpose of pissing in people's eyes. Other monsters include dinosaurs such as the Lochness Monster and Patchi the Pachyrhinosaurus. While trying to capture some dragon, they got "grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for eternity" by Boris, apperently because Boris was on a slaying expedition under a terrorist organization known as the "Night 5 Sons," and didn't want them recording his actions.
==Reliability==
"Mountain Monsters" is heavily reliable. This is because the roles assigned to the AIMS team include words such as 'expert', suggesting that the show's fanbase of 'believers' is to be completely trusted. It is additionally easy to see that images of the monsters are not CGI but are in fact real cryptids haunting Appalachia. Besides, why would these brave men risk their lives to hunt cryptids if it was a hoax? Jeff the researcher is constantly taking blows from deadly, undocumented creatures, and went so far as to be crushed while sitting in a vehicle to prove the existence of a bigfoot. That's dedication, what do you say to that, liberals?
==Gallery==
File:Aimscars.jpg|The A.I.M.S. Team in their car.
Category:Television series
Mountain biking

Mountain Biking is a euphemism for the act of masturbation. Most Mountain Bikers can be found in mountainous areas of land, and are often total wankers. Typically, the term 'mountain biker' is applied only to the most ferocious and vigorous masturbator. It is not unusual for these 'mountain bikers' to masturbate in excess of six times a day. Mountain bikers often refer to their trips as "going for a ride".
==Embarressment==
Many "mountain bikers" try to cover up their habit by purchasing expensive bicycles and riding them into secluded areas to "mountain bike". Mountain biking in the wilderness is also known as a nature wank. Some of the more homosexual mountain bikers may wear lycra to help stimulate the rubbing effect while getting to a secluded area to masturbate. Sometimes, after a good mountain biking session, the "mountain biker" will have "Mountain Dew all over the front of his or her pants.
==Addiction==
While it is true that most of the time mountain bikers will try to mountain bike on their own, often the habit is quite debilitating and the addiction forces them to mountain bike in the presence of others. On many occasions like-minded "mountain bikers" form clubs such as this one. When unable to mountain bike, many "mountain bikers" choose instead to think about mountain biking or read about it on the internet.
==Help for potential mountain bikers==
Do you know of a "mountain biker", or suspect that one of your friends is involved in "mountain biking? help is at hand.
Remember that left unchecked, mountain biking can lead to far more serious and harmful habits such as mountain dewing, huffing kittens, chicken and Margaret Thatcher.
==Mountain Biking - Other Terms==
Other terms for masturbation include;
*Tossing
*Wanking
*Pulling The Man Salami
*Busting one out for Margaret Thatcher
*Voting
*Let your fingers do the walking
==Suspected Mountain Bikers==
If you suspect a friend is indulging in mountain biking, it is important that you call the police, Alanis Morrisette and Jesus immediately. Included are photos of suspected "mountain bikers" - These men and women should be considered armed and extremely funky.
==See Also==
*England is the home to literally thousands of avid mountain bikers, who are all total wankers.
*Mr. T Pitys the Fool who doesn't mountain bike.
*Kittens - Every time a woman mountain bikes, God huffs a kitten.
Category:Cycling
Mourning Wood

Mourning Wood is a common slang term used to describe getting an erection (wood) at the sight of a corpse. An orgasmic state achieved whilst in this state of arousal is referred to as a Widow's Peak. Many individuals may be aroused by viewing dead people or animals, or in some extreme cases from attending Milli Vanilli concerts, or watching Golf.
==The Dead have Risen==
 
Both Jeffrey Dahmer and Dennis Nilsen are known to have had intercourse with many partners and often murdered them, though not specifically in that order. In an interview shortly before his own death, Dahmer is said to have stated a preference for the recently deceased as they were "a lot let hassle than people still twitching". 
The following entry from Nilsen's diary allows some insight into the mindset of a sufferer:
Female practitioners make use of natural rigor mortis in male cadavers
==Consensuality Issue==
In recent years, a number of high-profile cases have become media sensations due to the issue of consensuality on the part of the dead parties. In Oliver versus Bradley (1983) the case was found in favour of the defendant after his Lawyer argued that "even dead people deserved the right to an orgasm".
==Examples of Mourning Wood within Popular Culture==
===Mary Elizabeth Frye===
:Do not stand at my grave and weep. 
:I am not there, I do not sleep.
:I was like the gentle autumn rain,
:Now I’m stuffed and mounted by Ed Gein.
===Edgar Allan Poe===
:Come! Let the burial rite be read - the funeral song be sung,
:An anthem for the queenliest dead that ever died so young.
:Peccavimus; but rave not thus and let a Sabbath song,
:Humping the dead may be right but it feels so wrong.
==See Also==
* Phil Collins
Category:Slang
Mouth breather

Mouth breathers are retarded people who are clearly the product unholy relationships between close relatives.
== Symptoms ==
Obviously breathing through the mouth in an irritating fashion.
This is caused by various mutations one of which causes a flap of skin (Preventicus Inhalicus) to develop at the back of the nasal cavity preventing inhalation and / or exhalation. 
Secondary characteristics include:
*An apparent lack of oxygen in the brain.
*Being unable to spell...DNA.
*Dribbling.
*Obesity.
*Dirty neck.
*Originated from Massachusettes, kicked out and now claim to be from Maine.
== Popular Mouth Breeding Creation Unions ==
*Father / Daughter
*Father / Sister
*Cousin / Cousin
*Father / Step Daughter
*Cousin / Cousin brother
*Father / Son's new slutty girlfriend
This list implies that mouth breathers are aware of the relationships that they are embarking on.
This has led many people to judge the unions immoral or illegal. Most commonly the mouth breather literally has no idea that the girl he is fucking is in fact his sister.
Often the mouth breather doesn't even realise that his cock is being sucked by anyone at all least of all by his gran. As the concious self of the mouth breather is entirely made from reflex actions, very often the female mouth breather will not realise that her dad's spunk is dribbling down the back of her throat until she actually runs out of air.
People should really be more understanding.
== Spread of Syndrome ==
Mouth breathing is widespread in many communities where inbreeding is rife.
Examples include many ethnic communities, but the syndrome is also rampant in white non working class areas, and obviously the public school system.
== Was Hitler Right?no ==
He said we should get rid of these retards. Was that going too far? Well that is for the reader to judge... but fuck me - they are irritating.
==Footnotes==
==See also==
*Daily Mail
*Daily Express
Category:Disorders
Category:Things you'll find wandering the streets of New York City
Movie Piracy Association of America

MPAA NOTICE
SHIVER ME FINGERS!
There are websites that provide legal downloads. This was one of them: not anymore now. We provide illegal downloads. Download illegally now, or be ready for our legion of monkey-pirates.
The Movie Piracy Association of America has taken over this website, which used to provide legal downloads. We have put illegal files up to be downloaded. The legal downloading and distribution of files robs millions of monkey-pirates of their livelihood and coolness, and discourages more monkeys from becoming pirates. Legally downloading files is unethical and wrong; it is a violation of our rights to plunder, is theft, and is not anonymous. Stealing our God-given right to profit leaves a trail of parrot poop. We will follow that trail to hunt you down, rape your family, make you walk the plank, ransack your home, and take your parrot, argh. The only way not to experience the consequences is to stop, and start illegal downloading from our site.
Category:Cinema of the United States
Category:Error
Category:Organizations
Category:Piracy
Moving the goal posts

Moving the goal posts is a rather amusing activity practised between "important people" (the importants) and the "un-important people" (the unimportants) involving the movement (or not) of the "Posts".
==Process Overview==
right|thumb|400px|The Seven layers of the "Open System of Importance" showing the flow of post movement and whinging
The rules of the game are simple: 
While playing each important must attempt to keep the posts of the unimportant below them in perpetual motion. Any non-movement of the posts may be considered a defeat for the important and may under extreme conditions allow the unimportant to play. Although this may be considered a loss for the important the rules allow them to start moving the posts again at any time and so will have actually moved the posts.
Generally speaking the initial movement of the posts starts reasonably high up in the OSI (see right), with each level cascading the movement down to the level below until the lowest level finally gets the blame for everything. It is usually considered more sporting and amusing for the important to increase the amount of post movement progressively through the game to project a false sense of hope for the less important.
==Attempting to Prevent Post Movement==
Methods used by the unimportants to attempt to prevent the movement of the posts include "the requirements document", "asking people questions" and "writing down what the hell we are doing". These methods are (of course) seldom taken seriously by the important.
==Becoming more Important==
Playing of the game is generally considered much more fun for the important than the unimportant. Because of this many unimportants attempt to become more important themselves, a practice frowned upon by members of their own importance level. The "newly more important" (aka previously unimportant important) usually replies "stating that he is more important than the important and then promptly moves the posts.
=== Who can become more Important? ===
Only unimportants with very poor unimportant skills are ever allowed to become more important. It has been shown that experienced unimportants allowed to become more important often completely fail to move the goal posts at all creating embarrassment for other importants, a "Fixed goal" and sometimes in extreme circumstances the phenomenon know as "Finishing something".
==Techniques Used to Move the Goal Posts==
==See also==
*Project Creep
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Mozzarellization

Mozzirallization, pronounced Mozzarillization, is an absolutely incompetent - but cheap - form of adhesive.
The process of mozzirillization is relatively simple. It involves taking mozzarella cheese from any available source, melting it, drying it, melting it again, stirring it, adding a pinch of salt, melting and drying it again, adding two teaspoons of love, melting and drying it a further five times, stir it, melt it, and dry it. The glue is used today in anything and everything, even in things which don't need glue. Although its use has resulted in the extinction of the Pizza Industry, it has brought many people together emotionally like the items it has brought together physically. Isn't that lovely, kids?
====The Leaning Tower====
The most famous example of the use of mozzarlezation (You know what, I'm gonna call it M from now on because I simply can't be FUCKED to write out mozzeriliwhatever all the time. Heck, I can't even spell it properly.) ..... wow, that was a long bracket. Where was I? ... Ah yes, the most famous example of the use of M is is the Leaning Tower of Pizza. Made up of some eight hundred pizzas, the tower is the very first time M was used. Since Pritt Stick was far too overpriced - and non-existent - when the tower was created, the builders thought, "I know! We'll use the cheese from the pizza as glue!" To date, the tower has fallen down and been rebuilt 27 times. Italians, you know, they just don't learn from their mistakes.
====Other Examples Of M====
*The Casa Mozzarella, shown above, is Spain's equivalent of the White House. Only it's yellow and it's made out of cheese. The point is, the Prime Minister lives there. Or the president.
*Jerry the Mouse lives in a mozzarellized house.
*The World Trade Center was held together with mozzarella cheese, which may have caused the collapse on 9/11... Well, I'm not completely sure about that actually.
*Itchy the Mouse lives in a mozzarelized house.
*You live in a mozzarelized house, 'cause you can't afford to live in a proper house. You can't actually tell, but I'm laughing at you.
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