Sonic.meth

I'm a big sonic fan even tough i think that after this experience i don't want to play it anymore...
It all started on a random friday, i was playing with the lads at squad buildings 2 when suddently i decided to check the mail... inside there was a cd with a note it was from my online friend weed smoker 69 i could recognize it from it's handwriting but it was shaky like he was in a hurry... or high as always on that note he wrote
"DUDE
you have to destroy the game like 100% no cap dude do it no matter what happens, don't fall in his hand AND DON'T PLAY THE GAME
... btw bring some weed over here in the weekend lucas wants to try the new batch we made"
THE note was weird... i checked the disk more carefully to find something written on it "SONIC.WEED" on the back there was written "WARNING DON'T PLAY THE GAME DESTROY IT RN" so i did what any normal person would do... and i instantly inserted the disk on my pc i mean it's not like they told me 2/3 times not to play the game... at first the game looked like a normal copy of sonic but at the end of the starting screen something flashed for 0.00001 seconds... of course i saw it clearly... the sky became dark and the lands were filled with blood... but the worst thing was sonic... he had like super hyper mega realistic blood and eyes and was smoking some weed... it was strange... i never played an hacked or glitched copy of sonic (except for sonic 06) so i thought it was normal and moved on...
After that loading screen i was brought to a character selection screen even i had only 4 choices... tails knuckles eggman and... hit youtuber and gamer markyplayer?!?!?!
"that's strange" i thought to myself "why can't i pick sonic... why can i play as eggman isn't he the bad guy... and what is markyplayer doing here?!?!?!?! (ps we won't see him again cause reasons)" i srughed off that felling and started playing with the only playable character tails... the game started as normal in green hill zone but that wasn't the name of the zone... instead the name was green weed zone and at the start of the level tails almost seemed scared of something... i played the game normally till i got to the end of the level... there was sonic in there i got closer to him he opened his eye... they were HYPER REALISTIC OHHH SCARY!!! and they seemed like he just finished to smoke a big AAH weed supply suddently the screen became black for 7.23.45.123 seconds that's when a dialoge appeared on the screen "HEY LAD WANNA PLAY WITH ME LOL..." then i was send in another zone... the name of the zone almost made me scream... it was called watchover... as a sb2 fan i was getting scared to play that game but luckly i wasn't about to play that instead it was only some firey ahh zone, Tails sprite changed now when he stopped he used to hold a sign with "DUDE STOP PLAYING IM GONNA BE BRUTALY KILLED IF YOU DO IT'S AN EXE GAME I ALWAYS DIE BRUTALY IN THESE GAMES" written on it... i ignored the sign telling myself "i won't let some fox tell me what to do" but after taking one step someone started chasing me... it was sonic... the same one i found in the green hill zone i tried running away but he was too fast... tails then tripped and fell to the ground the after 15.1237219834736 of tails crying sonic appeared and jumped on tails... needless to say he was killed... 
when i went back to the title screen everyone was already dead... it was like someone was writing a trollpasta but got bored halfway and tought "well no one's gonna read this trollpasta might as well kill everyone and get it over with"... suddently sonic appeared on my screen... now he was super mega hyper realistic then he written in blood these words "I AM HIGH" before breaking my screen... then on the screen something was written... "LOOK BEHIND YOU" as i turned around i saw a sonic plushie but with weed in his mouth... i went to try and grab a jar to trap the doll in for... "personal uses" but he ripped off my b@lls before i could... now im without b@lls and constantly high sometimes it fells like someone just hooked up what remained under there to a car battery... whatever you do don't play this game if you find it...
Category:Trollpasta 
Category:Satire
Category:Memes 
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Sonic
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:English Class Failure