The Lost Episode of The Office: Threat Level Midday

Hello, my name is... Michael Scotch and I've recently discovered a sequel to the beloved episode of The Office, Threat Level Midnight. I was at my office at the time, working my depressing job. That was when I had the sudden urge to do something exciting. Something I would regret for the rest of my Friday. I went into my boss's office and looked through his cabinets, I discovered a USB labeled, "VERY IMPORANT DO NOT TOCH!" I was intrigued, I thought my boss was able to spell at least a little bit but I guess I overestimated him. Anyways, I took his "very imporant" USB with me on my way home. I was hoping there would be something somewhat interesting on it. Let's just say, I got what I wished for...
I shoved the USB into my laptop and looked to see what was on it. My screen flashed with a message, "Please insert correct VHS tape." Like anyone would be, I was quite confused. Why the hell was my computer telling me to insert a VHS tape? And how would I even do that?? Curiously, I grabbed an old, dusty VHS tape and inserted it into my laptop. That seemed to work and granted me access to the contents of the USB. It had one video on it. It was titled, "The Lost Episode of The Office: Threat Level Midday" To be quite frank, I was ecstatic. The original Threat Level Midnight was always my favorite episode of The Office when I was a kid. I'd always start doing the Scarn when I watched this episode. I clicked on the episode and started watching. 
The episode started with Andy chopping off Phyllis' head with a chainsaw while he was doing an acapella version of Bad by Michael Jackson. I was a little bit confused by this but I have to admit, It was pretty in character for Andy to do this, I think. Oh, and the hyper-realistic blood was a nice touch. The scene then cut to Michael Scarn in his government office, looking at pictures of men's genitalia and laughing hysterically. The president walked into his office and gave him a sticky note. It said, "GOLDENFACE HAS A MORE EVILER BROTHER, COPPERFACE!" I jumped out of my seat in utter shock. This. Was. Insane. How could Goldenface have a more eviler brother?? Michael Scarn ran out of his office and got in his very fake looking helicopter. He drove it right into some random, shitty office building called Dunder Mifflin. Thankfully, the helicopter landed itself in the parking lot of the building, despite showing it crash into the building. Scarn ran into the building and discovered that the elevator was broken. He instead cartwheeled all the way up the stairs to the office. It was very impressive.
Michael Scarn entered the main office and was swiftly pummeled to the ground by Dwight. He shouted, "Speak your reason to be here, terrorist!" Scarn replied with a simple, "I need to see your boss, Michael Scott." I gasped. Why would Scarn need to see his own in series counterpart? Scarn walked past Dwight and barely even noticed the massacre Andy was doing to the people of Dunder Mifflin. He was battling with Creed while he kept on singing random acapella versions of 80s and 90s pop songs. Turns out, Creed is an excellent fighter. Anyways, I'm getting sidetracked. Scarn enters the office of Michael Scott. Michael was looking at pictures of wieners on his computer as well. Scarn violently shoved everything off of Michael's desk and shouted, "You need to help me Scott!!" Michael started crying as he saw his poor computer crumble to pieces. He screamed, "THAT WAS A 400 DOLLAR OFFICE COMPUTER YOU JUST KILLED!"
Toby then entered the room and said, "What is going on in here?" Both Michael and Scarn simultaneously said, "Get the fuck out Toby." Toby left immediately. Scarn proceeded to tell Michael that they need to work together to stop a great evil from destroying the world. And then as things were starting to get good, my laptop crashed. I don't know what the fuck happened but it isn't working. I really wanna watch the rest of this episode and I need to hurry before my boss finds out I stole from him. Please send I.T support to my location.
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