36 II

last time we saw me i was stabbing myself 36 times but i didnt die it had been to weeks and nothing bad happen i was relieved i had finnaly escaped 36 BUT THEN i was on a walk with my new dog and he died out of nowere and 36 appered on his body OH SHIT NOT AGAIN i cried
i ran back into my house were i saw 36 mcdonald happymeals in a circle with 36 cats around "36 36 36 36 36" they chanted i stabed them all even the happymels a banana apperd and it had 36 on it so i ripped it in half and then 36 children apperd "36 36 36 36 36" they chanted i grapped a minigun and shoot them all there blood trickeld into one 36 i drank the blood and spat it onto a banana it said 36 i walked out of my house again tired of 36 and grabed a gun on my way to the park
in the park the park keeper said "dont go down rought 36AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he said as i shot him i broke all 36 off the ducks necks and cooked them for dinner and the children started playing tag but there were 36 of them so i shot them all with my machin gun while they were dying they kept saying "36 36 36 36 36" i cut there legs off i was happy but the store was called the 36 cent shop so i went in there and killed everyone while saying "FUCK YOU 36" i killed 36 and let the othersd get away
i went home and there were 36 police men at my door "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP"
"NEVER" i screamed they got in and all turned into 36 jeff the killers i ran away screaming again but then i got away befor running into a school but then 36 baldis were chasing me 36 BALDIS I SAID i ran away but then there were 36 zombies and 36 herobrines chanting "36 36 36 36 36" as they went towards me
i grabed each of there 36 ASSES and throught them to the grund i ran and got home but my dog was 36 days old so i broke its neck i went to sleep but woke up and i couldnt move i saw out of the corner of my eye 36 and 36 jeff the killers they got closer when i woke up they were still there so i ran i then fell of a cliff
after falling of a clif i woke up in a hospital the doctor said i was in a coma for 36 years i grabed his neck and said "im tired of 36 just kill me you coward!" the doctor ran away but then turned into jeff the killer and duplicated into 36 jeff the killers i grabed them all and ripped there heafd of i ran out and my sister was there but she was 36 years old so i had to kill her
i started having a seizere "36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36 36" i said whilkl in the seizere i almost died but the doctor brought me back to life i looked at him he had glasses that said 36 on them so i broke them and gave him glasses that said 666 on them instead i went to sleep after i woke up nothing happend for 1 month and 1 week
but then 36 salt grains were on my plate so i smashed my plate and then my brother got 36 grains of salt on him so i stabed him in the brain my mom said "HE WAS 36 ONLY AND NOW HES DEAD" MY MOM SAID 36 SO I STABED HER 36 TIMES I THEN WENT TO MY BACKYARD were my dad was barbecuewing 36 sausages so i broke him in halv 
i played minecraft and i mined very well i had gotten alot of loot but then i saw i had 36 diamonds so i throught them into lava but then 36 herobrines chased me again
i sat in my bead and screamed "36 36 36 36 36 36"
i woke up in a coma again my docter said it was 5 years later its not 36 im saved
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