The Torture Attention Seeker

Wheatley's biggest problem in life was not nobody seemed to notice him. He thought he was invisible at first but than got a harsh dose of reality at the age of 20 when he was arrested was creeping around the ladies change room. Even in jail nobody noticed him but than his mom bailed him out once she realized nobody else in the family was legally allowed to drive her to her weekly bingo games.
This was the only time in Wheatley's life that he ever got noticed for a positive aspect of himself (or anything at all), that being Wheatley's lack of interest in taking a few shots for the road.
Wheatley never got the opportunity to develop an unhealthy obsessive Freudian relationship with his mom. Two years after his arrest Wheatley's mom choked to death on a bingo marker after her friends dared her to swallow it.
Wheatley tried so many different ways after that to get people to notice him but to no avail. After 7 years of trying, Wheatley was ready to give up until he found a book on Amazon called Several Surefire Ways to Get People to Notice You.
Wheatley ordered it in a heartbeat and in 4 weeks it arrived. It told Wheatley that in 4 simple but detailed chapters he would be the center of attention:
# Study True Crime Documentaries and understand where the perpetrators made their mistakes.
# Enhance your appearance through a series of meticulous steps in this chapter.
# Find someone who hasn't paid you much mind. Find where they live and enter their homes while they least suspect it.
# Rinse and repeat chapter 3. But escalate things further. Make sure they truly can never ever forget you and never ever stop thinking of you.
Wheatley followed each step to the letter. He watched every true crime doc on his streaming services. He sharpened the ends of his fingers so the ends of his finger bones were sharp points. He cut his lips off with a sharp knife and had a shady tattooist tattoo his eyeballs a satanic red. Than he had he had random parts of his face (at least one eyeball too) pierced with sinister spiked piercings.
He dyed his hair black and started wearing goffic clothing.
He found the coworker who seemed to act like he was a pencil holder on a desk. But even when he broke into her house and started brooding on the edge of her bed. She didn't seem to give a shit. Wheatley tried again and again with her and that guy who works at the bookstore on Main Street. No luck.
In despair, Wheatley turned to more sinister methods but his victims seemed to mock him and call him pathetic.
Wheatley in extreme frustration got a lawyer and sued the company that created the book. But Wheatley lost. The book company had an army of impenetrable lawyers that seemed to originate from the nether regions of the earth.
Wheatley now stalks homes and is now known as the The Torture Attention Seeker. Wheatley will find you and angst loudly. Your only hope is to feign sympathy when he starts weeping about being screwed over by the book company and hope he doesn't try to claw you to death with his sharpened finger bones. However if you shamelessly copy this story and repeat it on YouTube (but credit the username of the person who wrote this). Wheatley might spare you. Maybe.
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