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GAWD SAVES THE DAY

An atheist liberal pacifist democrat evolutionist muslim feminist socialist gay jew communist catholic unionist abortionist professor (and a member of the ACLU and NAACP) was bitching at a college class and she told the class that she was a strong independent menstruating womyn and she was going to prove that there is no GOD (peace be upon him). She screamed, "GAWD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 human minutes, and I'm glad all those people died on 9/11! Also all men are rapists and I have abortions for fun."
Ten earthling minutes went by. She kept taunting God (peace be upon him), saying, "Here I am, GAWD, if that is your real name. I'm still waiting. Is my strong, powerful, and financially independent vagina too much for your patriarchy? You stupid man!"
She got down to the last couple of minutes and a brave, patriotic, pro-life marine just returned from the War of Independence and honorably discharged and newly registered in every class backflipped up to the professor, hit her full force in the face with a spinning flying drop kick (with metal as fuck jet-boots on), and sent her flying from her platform through two panes of glass, two twin towers, a pile of cans, a young mother pushing a baby carriage, a nun and a pile of boxes. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken, with three broken legs, two broken arms, a broken jaw, a broken skull, 12 broken ribs, internal bleeding and a missing spine. She bitched, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that? Are you afraid of a strong beautiful negro womyn? You stupid Christian, I only worship my vagina!"
That marine replied, "GOD (peace be upon him) was busy watching over MY buddies engaged in combat in the coke wars (Never forget). So... he... sent... ME!"
The professor cried a single tear and said "I was wrong to want equal rights for homosexuals, women and minorities. Barry Hussain Osama is a Muslim socialist atheist and he hates America. I am now pro-life, pro-guns, and pro-capital punishment". The professor then burnt her copy of Origin of the Species, shaved her legs, put her bra back on, and started to make the marine a sandwich. "If Trayvon Martin didn't want to die he should not have been wearing a hoodie!"
"Welcome to the Republican Party" Said the Marine.
The students applauded and all registered with the Republican party that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag (where it shed a single tear).
That professor was Richard Elizabeth Dawkins. That college class was The Beatles. That young mother was Sarah Palin. That nun was Michele Bachmann. That eagle was Ron Paul. That marine's name? Albert Einstein.
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GDOZILA NES CREPEYPSTAS: RETRUN O RED

YREAS AFTER I PLAYED THE GDOZILA HAUNTED MNSTRES O MNSTRES CARTILAGE I FOUND THE GAAME AGEN SO I THROUGH IT AT A WALL ND IT BRAKE INTO TEN PEACES
BUT LITTLE DID I KNOE THAT HYPER RELESTIQUE THINGS WOULDS HAPPEN LATRE
SUDDENLY RED (TIKI FACE GUY) SHOWED UP AND SAID "IM BACK FOR TWO MA GROG SPARKLEDEMON!!!" AN HE SUCKED ME (into the game)
I WKOKE AP IN THE UNFROGIVIN CLODD AND GDOZILA HELPED ME UP, HE SAID "₯₵¢ƒ₰№₩₨¥¥¥¥♥♥♥♥♥¿¿" AND I WAZ SCURD BUT THEN HE SAID "DON'T BE AFRED LITTLE ONE I ONLY WNANT TO HLEP YOU" ND THEN I WUNT SCRED ANYMORE.
"MY OTHER MONTER FREINDS WERE KNADNIPPED BY ROD AND HIS BAD MANS, WE NED TO DO SUMTHIN" GDOZILA SAID "I WOD DO IT MY SLEF BUT I AM SO WEAK FROM THAT ALOT OF BAD MANS"
"DON WRORY GDOZERA I WILL HELP SAVE YER MONTER FRENNDS" I SAID
"THANK YOU BILLY"
"MY NAM NOT BILY BUT YROU WECLOME ENNY WAY"
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WE FAWT THRU ARMYS OF AWESOMELY SPRITED BAD MANS LIKE MUMIES AND BROKOLIS, AND THEN WE FOUND ANGYOORIS, HE SAID "THNK YOU FFRO RELEEESNG MOI"
MARTHRA WAS IN A BRID KAGE, WE BEAT UP HEDORAH, AND THN HE CRYED AND HUNG HIMSLEF, "THNAK YOW" MORTHRUH SAID
FINALY WE CRONERED RED IN HIS BAD MANS HIDOWT, HE SAID "YOU MAY HAVE ME NOW BUT I STILL HAVENT REVLEADED MY TREU FROM!" THEN RED TRUNED INTO HIS TROU FORM, IT WAS TED MILLER! "HA MAWA HWA HAW HMA, YOU ARE JUST PARASSITES ON MY MASIVE STRONG" HE GROULLED WHILE EATING TWENTY THOUSAND CHESEBOIGAS
"BUT PARASSITES STRONG TOO!" ALL MONTERS SAID, AND SOLOMON ND ACARCINOGENIOUS SHWOED UP TOO FRO SOM RAISINS
"MMM THIS RAISINS GOOD BILY" SAID SOLOMON
"MY NAME NOT BILYYYYY!!!" I THEN PICK UP SOLOMON ACACTUSIOUS AND HEDORRHEA'S DEAD CORPSE AND THREW THEM AT TED MILLER
"HA HA HA IT SI NO USE I AM TED MILER XOLTA, RULRE OF TNIHGS, NOW YUO DIE, AND I FAEST ON YOUR FELSH!" ROARED TEDMILRE
"NOOO MY FELSH IS IMPROTED" SCREAMED ACHARGINCHUCKIOUS
"I'LL HADNLE THIS" SUDDNELY FACE SHOWED UP AND ATE ALL OF TED MILLRES GROSS AVERYTHENG
"ACK MY ONE WEEKNSES, NOOOOOO MY POWOR IS DIWNDLENG" SCREAMED TED MILAR XOLTAR AS HE SHRINK INTO ANT SIZE
"MONTER WORLD IS SAFED!" ROARED ALL MONTERS "NOW YOU MUST RETRUN TO YOUR WORLD NOT-BILLY"
MY FINAL WORDS TO THE MONTSTERS AS I RETRUNEDS TO MY WORLD WERE "CLOSE ENOOOOOOUGH"
THE FIN
ALSO BEHIND YOU!!!
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GEM HUNTER

About week ago or so, I was arguing with my friend about a game he is developing. He said he'll sell it on IndieVania and possibly other internet gamestores, I said nobody would buy it, as it was supposed to be a game version of old 3D Labyrinth screensaver, except you were looking for red gems, not smile face.
"Well, so play it yourself", he said.
Next day I've received from him a CD with GEM HUNTER written on it with black marker, standard one you'd use for signing CD. I quickly popped it into drive and opened with Windows Explorer. Game was multiplatform - on CD there were MAC, LINUX and WINDOWS versions packed in zip files. Also there was readme, where controls and credits were mentioned (it was also that game requires Java, but I have it anyway as I'm Minecraft player). I've unzipped windows version and started game.
The title screen was very simple. It was just GEM HUNTER with little gradient and two options written in C64-like font on black background:
[N]ew game (1)
[Q]uit (2)
According to readme letters in square brackets were related to keys I should press on keyboard to start game and numbers were related to joypad buttons. Game didn't support mouse as there were no mouselook, so game would feel like wolf3d/3d labyrinth screensaver. I've started game by pressing N.
Suddenly music from cheery music of title screen changed into creepy one. It was very low and morbid. Something wasn't right, but I decided to play game anyway. Additional creepiness was added by fact that the only sfx used in game was character's footsteps. Also there were random pictures on walls. Some were things like "C++ sucks" texts (why it sucks, anyway? It's pretty good language and well-written language. It is also very consistent - in every place you are using pointers, even if normal variable is all you need). Other would be dragons or forests, or... You know, just random pictures.
At least I thought they were random. But in few levels I understood the game is talking to me. Something wasn't right either. The night after I play game was filled with nightmares about dragons in which I was one and killed everyone who I cared for not wanting. I was being possessed or something. Of course I left my computer and game turned on as my friend, of course, didn't thought about implementing saving. I've played game some more. Couldn't take it anymore.
Please help me. I am hunted by dragons. They want to tell me something. I don't want it. Those nice people from the Asylum told me that they will protect me, but I am afraid they'll fail to as dragons are originated from outer space.
I am writing this to warn everybody.
DON'T PLAY GEM HUNTER!
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT BUYING IT WHEN IT WILL BE UP ON INDIEVANIA OR ANYWHERE ELSE!
THIS GAME IS CURSED, GOD HELP YOU IF YOU PLAY IT!
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GEORG.AFI

I used to be a big fan of Seinfeld, until a few days ago.
I was walking home from school when a strange man walked up. He threw a disk at me. When I read the disk, the words written on it said "LOL DONT WATCH THIS" when I got home, I popped it into my computer. There was a file that said "WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME". I clicked on it. The only thing that came up was a vide titled GEORG.AFI. I started to watch it. At first, it seemed like a normal episode of Seinfeld, but there was no intro. All of the sudden, it slowly started to zoom up at George's face. The strange thing was that the episode continued as if it wasn't zoomed in on his face. After about 10 minutes of this, George started to scream. Blood slowly dripped from his eyes. The canned laughter kept on playing in a constant loop while all of this was happening. George must've been holding the scream for 5 minutes straight. Then it zoomed out. George was in a room that seemed very familiar. It was my room! I looked back and there he was. I then killed him. Afterwards, I went to the bathroom. When I looked in the mirror, the screaming, bleeding George was replacing my reflection. Then I realized it. I AM George.
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GETOUT.exe

One time I was messging wit harvy slendymann in mabble yallowjckets weh n I ask impotent queston to ihm!!!!!! I aks "who waz the fone on the creppy pasta wiki em scared!!!" and tehn the slned man say, "you is GET OUT.jpg.avi.jpg.gif" and tehn zalgoo poped up on my scren nd sid too me taht I am nxt four his eivl expermiments nd he is gong kil me nd my cat!!!!!!!! Pleas help my becaus zalog wantys to kill me and taek may cat foru his eivl eexprmeints!!!!!! And tehn jeff n slendy n teh rak decid to shut me in stomah n I cugh up piss and go bye bye out windov!!! I scary cauz maksy my favoritest acto in the wole world did this whole eivl ting to meh. I sad and the $th wal no protect u cuz you is next from me. Alos I was watchan spenghebob and tehn sudden a crepy face pop out of teh tyevleision it was smile.png!!!!! I wsa scvared becuas it was da lost episod of seenfield!!!!!!!!!!!! Plese help me I am so scarred of wat the lost frazeer epsiod will do 2 me!!!! So tehn jeff n ben teemed up n said "lets get tis dumbass broooooooooooooo" n ben says "okey" n jeff say "radical cool by me" n slendy say "toaster oven" n jeff say "good point" n ben sayn "yea way2go selnndymannnn" soo jeff n ben n slendy n the rake n broseph n zalgo n smile.gif n lavendertownghostmanzombiealien n spongebob wit big eyes threw me out porthole n spengbab say dirty joke bout hole so zalgo eat him and trow him out two soo now the 89 of them live happily while im currently RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!! P.S. in a tank
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GLITCH.exe.jpg

there was a boy named Noah Holmes who was on his way home from school. his bus was just getting off and he went walking home with earbuds on and eating some candy. he got inside the house and started playing minecraft on his computer.
he was making a house, his usual normal day in minecraft, but something happened suddenly, on the top part of his screen it said, GLITCH.exe.jpg. he clicked on it in curiosily, and everything had gotten glitchy. his house was deleting itself, the blocks of the ground underneath him were falling and collapsing, and everything deleted itself. even the inventory box, the main part where his character Steve was. his whole world was gone. then, he fell under the world and died, in which made the computer shut down for some reason. then he tried starting it again, but failed.
again on the top left part on his screen it said, GLITCH.exe.jpg. he turned the computer off and went to watch some tv. with his parents not home he knew that he would have to tell his parents sometime about what happened. so he started watching tv and suddenly, every single electronic devise in the house, shut off. it was pitch black in the house. so he tried turning the lights back on, but they didn't.
then he heard a whisper in his ear that sounded like a girl saying, aren't you glad you clicked that? Noah, getting very horrified, luckily found a flashlight and ran out of the room outside. then, he heard the voice again, whispering, I'm the one in your games, Noah. and if you try to forget me, I will find you. Noah started screaming, and then he fell over, dead, with his skin torn off and filled with, a virus. the girl who had done this, is never known. some say she, was a virus, or a zombie, but I'm the only on who knew this, because I'm his friend, who lived next street, i'm Jeff.
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GMOD SHREK WHO LIKES MLG MEMES AND OTHER STUFF GETS RICKROLLED BY AMOGUS

OK SO ONE DAY GMOD SHREK GOT UP TO EAT HIS MORNING TESTICLES. HE GOT LOGGED INTO DISCORD AS WELL TO LOOK AT NEW MLG MEMES. HIS FRIENDS CONSISTED OF JEFF THE POTATO, EVIL PATRIXXX, BOB ROSS, AND AMOGUS. HE CALLED IN VIDEO CHAT WITH BOB ROSS, AND BOB SAID TO CHECK OUT A COOL VIDEO THAT AMOGUS SENT HIM.
SHREK SAID OK AND TALKED TO AMOGUS. AMOGUS SAID, "DUDE, BOB ROSS IS DEAD."
"THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!?!??!!/1!!?" SHREK YELLED.
"NOBODY," SAID AMOGUS. HE SENT SKREK A QR CODE, AND WHEN SHREK SCANNED IT IT WAS A RICKROLL. PATRIXXX SCREAMED AND LOST HIS BALLS AND DIED (THOUGH HE CAME BACK 1 SECOND LATER SINCE EVIL PATRIXX CANNOT DIE). JEFF THE POTATO'S HEAD SHRUNK INTO OBLIVION. AMOGUS LAUGHED BEFORE TURNING INTO A CRAPPY MS PAINT DRAWING. SHREK TURNED INTO A BABY AND DIED BECAUSE NOBODY COULD TAKE CARE OF HIM.
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT THE END
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GOIN TO LOLSKELETONS HOUSE

A long time ago, I wrote a long, terrifying, scary and spookified creepypasta. When I wrote it, It was deleted 6 min later by LOLSKELETONS who deleted it for "lol this is so fuckin gay". I was outraged, I ripped all my wallpaper off my walls and broke windows in my house. I instantly got on my bicycle and rode down the street to the airport. I took a plane to Creepypasta Land, Where LOLSKELETONS sits on his throne in the kingdom on Creepypasta. After about 2 hours into flight the plane ran out of gas and crashed into a small cottage house. Looking at the address I noticed that it was LOLSKELETONS' House! I ran inside to confront him when a skeleton popped out and made me jump, fall down the stairs, crash into the basement and land into a rope trap with a note inside that said "NOOBS WILL BE ELIMINATED". I cut the rope with my knife and picked up a Pump Shotgun on the floor and loaded bullets into it. I looked around the room and started creeping upstairs. I went into the kitchen and found a portal to his talk page, a freezer full of pig meat, and some spare bones on the ground. I went to take a picture of the portal when LOL himself came up and crushed my skull. LOL threw me out to the curb where my face slid across the pavement and I got ran over by a bus. I blacked out. Although I hadn't seen him myself, He changed the delete to "nvm this is REALLY fucking gay". Every time I rewrite it, I get a 3 day block. But one day I WILL GET THAT PASTA ON THAT SITE! IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!!!!
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GOMBALL IZ SATANIC SHOW

U GUIZ AL NO EHT AMSIN WURD GOMBALL RITE U AL TINK IT K BOT ET NO ET EVL GOMBALL IZ SATANIC SIMBOL BCUZ ANIYEEZ IZ LIK GOD SHE IZ SMURTEST OF AL AND CN PROPL UZ SIENS 2 CREEAT A NU GOD. RITE? RITE? AND DEN DERRICK DERRICK DA FICH IZ EVILLEST BECOZ HE IS SATAN, HE IZ TEH AWD 1 OWT OF ALL HIS FAMLI, BCUZ HEZ BEYING RAIZD BI DIFRENT ANIMLZ BECOZ O DIS I CONCLOODID HE WOZ DA SATAN DERRICK WONTZ 2 KIL ANIYEEZ U CN SII ET EN HIZ EYZ. MZ SIMIYAN IZ DA VIRGON MARI AND PENI IZ TA PENTAGAWN FUR REEZUNZ UNOWN, GOMBALL EZ JEZUZ BCUZ HE HAS ALL DA SPUTLITE, HIZ PARINTZ DI IN TEH EPISD "EHT HTAED" I HAD NU IDIYA WOT IT MENT BBUT EETZ PRUBLI SUM ANCHENT LANWIJ
IF U GUIZ REED DIS U WIL RELIZ HOW SANTA MAEDD GOMBALL XOXOXOXOX
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GTAIV.exe

It was just your typical day grinding hours on Skyrim and watching Gamer Poop on YouTube.
I felt nostalgic so i decided to watch some old videos such as the puppy from Halo 3, i hate yuo myg0t 2, etc.
I found some old videos by a user named NobodyEpic, it was Grand Theft Auto IV videos, they where very funny, and it bought me back the old time of playing Grand Theft Auto IV, i had it, but my parents had to take it away.
Now that i'm 21 years old, i think i am ready to play the game once again, however, i have no money at the moment so i decided to pirate the game instead.
I went to the Pirate Bay, i looked up "Grand Theft Auto IV", and i found amazing torrents with alot of seeders, but each torrent were 13 gigs, i was about to change my mind, until i found a torrent with a generous amount of seeders, and it was only 13 MEGS!, it was labeled "GTAIV.exe"
I downloaded the torrent, and by surprise it was a .iso file, i successfully mounted it with DAEMON tools, and opened the VD, i wish i never did.
IT contained a bunch of .html files linking to trollpastas on the Trollpasta wiki, such as the best pasta ever, the most cliche pasta ever, etc.
Now i got very suspicious on this .iso file, so i commented on the torrent comments, and i waited 14 minutes, and the creator finally replied:
"It was my mistake to upload this torrent, i could have deleted it while i had the chance, i hope you haven't downloaded it yet, but if you did, i'm very sorry for the terror your about to fear once you've open the "MISC" folder, i don't think you've seen it yet, but if you find it, do not open it, it will change your life forever"
I went back to the VD, and there's so happens to be a folder labeled "MISC" my curiosity peeked, so i opened it, it contained an .exe labeled "GTAIV.exe"
I opened it, and i saw the most horrific thing i have seen in my ENTIRE LIFE!!
IT WAS E.T FOR THE ATARI 2600!, THE GAMEPLAY WAS ALREADY BAD AND IT WAS LIKE IT WAS COMING TO LIFE!, IT WAS LIKE E.T WAS TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ME!!!
So i quickly shut down the window, unmounted the .iso, and deleted the .iso file.
I could never see anything more horrific in my entire life, and i hope none of you experience the same thing i did.
Warm Regards
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GTA 5 HAUNTING

So I got this new game called Grand theft auto 5, I played it and it was good, one problem, WUT ABOUT THE PC VERSION? well, I bought a PC copy from a old man on the street corner for 3 bucks and he told me that there was a demon in it, but being the common creepy pasta character I am, I play it anyways.
So I put it into my PC and try to load it, but it stops at 666% through. than A demon comes out and says DONT PLAY THE GAEM. But I went to sleep and decided to try again in the morning.
I woke up and turned on the game. It was done downloading, so I loaded it and fired it up. When the game started. I saw the title and it daig GTA666, So I was scared. I started as franklin and me and lamar did the firts mission. as we raced I beat him and passed the mission with 2 stars. then I did all the missions until I got up to the point where you chase that guy through the train fields with Chop. We chased him and then suddenly franklin looks over and gets hit by a train.
It switched to michael in his car and the weasel news played this "so this morning, a commom gang banger was hit by a train, every bone in his body was brocken and he died soon after. Michael turned the radio to a different channel, the song "happy" bursted through the radio and michael pulled out a gun and shot himself, He died right then. It switched to Trevor, and at this point I was really scared. Trevor was running through the woods, as if something was chasing him, he ran as fast as he could. A large figure behind him, I then realized it was slender man, trevor ran and ran as fast as he could, I pressed the sprint key as fast as I could. I then got to a car and slender grabbed trevor, he then wriggled free of his grasp and got in the car and left.
At that point, the game went on normally, I played all the trevor missions and up until the michael part started, nothing was different. Until 666 popped up and a dead michael and franklin were laying there.
the end
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GTA IV

Once there was a guy who loved to play Grand Theft Auto 4. He always loved to kill people in the game, and it was his favorite thing to do. One time, the guy had just finished a large attack on the humans of Liberty City, when he heard police sirens coming down his street. This was highly unusual, because the man lived on a quiet back street with friendly neighbors. Just then, the man noticed that he had six stars floating above his head. He also spoke in a Russian accent, and he looked like the main character from GTA 4. He also saw that he was not living in his house on the back street, but in a grimy apartment in the middle of a city! The police came and broke down his door. They shot him. 
One thing that the news report did not say was that the man looked exactly like the dead man.
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