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Unreal

I was awakened by hands on my back. They were softly massaging my neck; my wife's way of seducing me. I opened my eyes and all I could see was the alarm clock, telling me it was past 2 in the morning, and a sliver of the full moon coming in through the curtains. I rolled over and lightly touched her face with my hands. She kissed me urgently, and I returned with equal groggy passion. I would never have refused an opportunity to touch my lady; not at 2 in the morning or any other time.
She ran her hands up my arms and down my back, across my chest and then let one of her hands stop on my face. I had a vague sense that something was wrong, but decided it didn't matter right now. The sight of her wedding ring- which she never took off- glinting in the sliver of light from the moon put me at ease. I took her shirt off and kissed her stomach, and then proceeded to remove the rest of our clothing.
After our sweet nighttime love-making, we faced each other and I held her tightly. She felt so light and soft in my arms and I felt extremely happy. It was a strange feeling, being so happy. It seemed almost unnatural and I once again had the impression that something wasn't right. I put my face against my love's and whispered her name.
At once everything changed. The soft woman now felt dry and unreal in my arms. A horrendous stench filled my nose. I sat up in my bed, shocked. Then I remembered.
My beautiful wife was dead.
And had been dead for seven months. The months without her had been spent in hopeless agony. My baby, the love of my life, was ripped away from me by death. Not a second went by that I wasn't thinking of her, missing her, and wishing I could bring her back from her untimely grave. She was my life and how unfair it was that she was taken from me.
I just sat there, mouth wide open, afraid to do anything. I could tell that whatever was in my bed was staring at me. I slowly reached over to the bedside lamp and turned it on. Laying in my bed was a dead person who was distinctly my wife. She may have been dead for seven months but that was not enough time to erase her beauty. She looked at me with the saddest face I have ever seen, dead or alive, and whispered back to me.
"Please don't make me leave you."
Looking at her dehydrated, wrinkled face, I almost wanted to cry. I could only imagine what she had been through to get to me and now she was afraid I would send her away. Just because she was dead.
I inched my way towards her and cupped her face in my hands, ignoring the rotten smell. I looked into her eyes that I knew so well. The lips that I had kissed countless times. Her ears, which held a pair of earrings that I had gotten for her on our first anniversary. In her eyes I saw the soul I knew. This was my girl and for seven long months I had wanted nothing more than to be with her again.
"You're not going anywhere."
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Untitled

"Never" she said "I'll never go back there. Not after the last time". The horror in her eyes was clear as they darted back and forth across the dimly lit room, scanning every corner,every shadow. I was getting impatient with this interrogation bs. The department needed to know what happened that night, and I had to get it out of her somehow.
"Gonna at least tell me what happened then?" I asked, desperate for any information I could scrounge from the girl. Bringing her hands to her shoulders and shivering, she went wide eyed and shook her head 'no'. 
"Give me something here." I demanded. I hated getting the silent treatment from the victims. I was used to it from the perpetrators. But this girl had an aura about her... Fear hung in the air. It clung to her frail form like a black cloud before a thunderstorm.
"You don't understand." she finally managed to say, her voice just above a whisper "You never will. No one ever will..."
Up until this point, I was about ready to give up, but at least I had her talking now. Maybe I could get some more out of her. I sure hoped I could. I asked her once more to tell me about the crime scene.
"Never." she said silently "I'll never go back there... not now, not ever." She went quiet for a while after that. I tried asking again, but she said nothing.
"Gonna say something here?" I asked "You gotta help me help you."
"Let me go." She said "We're done here. Just let me go..."
"You have to stay. You have to tell us what happened." I demanded in a firm voice. She took a deep breathe, shut her eyes, and opened her mouth, finally ready to divulge the big secret.
"Down by the river." she said "Between Green and Bay streets."
Never having heard such an easy confession before, I had to question her further.
"Gonna tell me who else was with you?" She was alone when the boys at CPD found her and brought her in... alone and covered in blood. She was silent again.
"Run out of breathe? Come on girl, talk to me." I demanded. I had to know... "When did the officers find you?"
"Around midnight..." she said shakily.
"And you were alone? Where did your friends go?"
"Deserted me..." she said quietly "When they started to hear the sound..."
"You sure that was it?" I asked "What sound could be that awful?"
She smiled "Read the first word of every paragraph and you'll know my pain."
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Untitled - Scott The Woz

Retro games channels, many famous retro game Youtubers like The Angry Video Game Nerd or The Game Grumps but there's one that kinda breaks it Scott The Woz he makes videos about games and involving food or diseases or killing innocent people. Why you May ask? Well let me tell you the story.
== The Story ==
It's starts with me browsing the trending section on YouTube and I came across this video called Untitled - Scott The Woz. I just heard the name Scott The Woz in a JonTron video and seen some but what keeps me curious is that quote on quote gay thumbnail *not trying to offend gay people*. It has two black mens kissing each other but anyway the video started with himself saying his first line "Hey All Scott Here" and he had a mustache for some reason and the YouTube app crashed so i went back to the app and i couldn't find the video maybe he deleted it but thankfully i downloaded the video. I went to the camera roll and watched the video it started with him with his mustache saying nothing he was just staring at the camera speechless. 1 minute and 30 seconds later, he finally said something "Hey All Scott Here And You Are Dead I'll Slash Your Throat" i was kinda feeling creeped out but anyway I think it's a rant of someone *boy i was dead wrong* he got off his chair and he went to his neighborhood carrying a Swiss blade knife.
it cuts to a psychedelic image with distorted 60s rock music i skipped the part and he was at a city and there was a couple walking around and Scott went to them and what he did next will stay in my mind for further notice he slashed their throat and it looks pretty real but still not pleasant to see *i'm not a fan of horror movies* and it had a killing spree of innocent people with really violent detail and when it got to the end it got more unnerving someone who exactly looks like me and the room he was in looked also like mine and the other guy looked my friend Mat. He got to them and knocks the friend with his baseball bat and dragged him out of the room and it got to the other guy and slits his throat and he screamed Mat help me but he couldn't move and Scott choked him to death and Mat said No Patrick *yes that's my name* and he grabbed a crossbow and lights on fire. Then he shot Mat in his back burning him to stake and he decided to r### Patrick's sister who looked like mine and he did it. After That, he said your next your so f##king next the video ended.
== Aftermath ==
I couldn't believed my eyes what I watched so i decided to watch normal Scott The Woz and double check my sister and called my friend Mat to see if he's ok. A week later i posted the video and it got deleted because it was violating the guidelines but i didn't cared so I deleted it and never seen it again.
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Untitled Jeff the Killer Story

Now where do I begin, oh right one night I was getting ready for bed, I brushed my teeth, and all of that junk, when I got into bed, I had a strange feeling that I was not alone...I just shook it off and fell asleep. After a couple hours I began to have strange dreams and a sense of uncontrollable fear, but you know, I just thought it was that horror story I read that night, so I tried to stay strong...that's when I started to hear voices and psychotic laughter. Buy that time I was just about to shit myself, when my mouth was covered by a blood stained, white hand. I looked up to find that the hand belonged to the one and only Jeff the killer "Shhhhh, just go to sleep", he said. All I could do was muffle in between his cold fingers, man did I hate that guy! As he slowly showed his knife to me, still with his hand over my mouth, he said, "Don't be scared, this will only hurt a lot! Well at least for you it will HAHAHAHA!" When he loosened up his grip on my mouth to bring me to my demise, I quickly bit his finger making him let go of me and drop his knife. He looked at me then quickly grabbed his knife, saying to me, "you have potential in killing me kid I'll let you live but next time you won't be so lucky". Then he started out of my room, I quickly slid off of my bed and opened a box that I hide from My parents under my bed, I pulled out the knife, and ran after Jeff with it. I caught him looking through my fathers wine supply and said, "you won't get out of this house so easily bitch!" I charged at him with my knife plunging it into his side, blood flowing out like water out of a hose. Something popped inside of me when I saw blood, but when I was little, I always hated the look of blood, the taste, and the feel of blood. But this was different, I actually enjoyed it! I went crazy and let him escape while saying, "and don't you ever come back you fucking bitch!" Damn, but it felt so good! I'm actually living but wandering the streets trying to kill people gets kind of boring, but you'll hang out with me right? We'll play my favorite game! Tag! I'll start TAG IM IT!
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Untitled SpongeBob Tape

Untitled SpongeBob Tape was found inside the Nickelodeon headquarters sometime in 2007. On the tape is "SPONGEBOB" written in crude writing. The tape was discovered by an intern who was reviewing an episode of SpongeBob. This episode was the next one in the pile so he watched it. According to the internet, there was static in the first minute of the tape, accompanied by music that was slowed down. After the minute of static, a black and white CGI animation started playing where a distorted version of SpongeBob was walking a cave before getting eaten by an eel with a mustache. The only thing audible was the slow music. After the animation, another burst of static came on screen, and the music didn't stop. Then another silent animation came on, this time of SpongeBob characters dancing pasted onto videos of large explosions. Then another burst of static came on the screen, the music still playing. Then, for the rest of the tape, a distorted image is shown on the screen, the music cutting out halfway. The intern went to turn off the VCR, but he couldn't. This was because the VCR hadn't even been turned on in the first place. the current whereabouts of the tape are unknown, but a video of it exists on YouTube.
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Upcoming Kirby spin-offs

Kirby dose his taxes 
kirby begs sakural to put bandana dee in super smash bros ultimate
bandana dee be comes a playable character in smash ultimate 
Kirby betrays his friends 
Kirby Goes to the Fridge to Grab a Glass of Milk 
Kirby end up being prison roommates with the friends he betrayed
Kirby goes to church on Sunday 
Kirby goes to space because he can 
kirby craches his mom car (red version)
kirby craches his mom car (blue version)
Kirby becomes a bitcoin billionaire
Kirby does his spring cleaning 
Kirby gets scammed by dicks 
Kirby summons Satan 
Kirby purchase a sandwich
Kirby learns that his son failed a test 
Kirby beats the absolute shit out of metaknight with HDMI cable 
King dedede gets cancer 
Kirby makes a lets play channel 
Kirby trys to 100% run Mario 64
Kirby visits the trollpasta wiki
Kirby goes on a road trip with his family
kirby witnesses a gang shooting
kirby makes a trollpasta
kirby gets rekt in fortnite
kirby plays maryo kart 10 for the ploystation 5
Kirby burns drown a house
kirby plays fortnite
kirby does a fortnite dance
kirby calls you at 3:00am
Kirby runs away from the police
Kirby begs Mario to add dreamland in Mario odyssey
kirby makes a reaction channel
king dedede finds love
Kirby makes his own fanfic
Kirby blows up a church
Kirby spends his life savings on overwatch lootcrates
Kirby gets drunk
Metaknight crashes the halberd
Kirby becomes a flat earther
Kirby becomes Nova
Kirby destroyes all
Kirby's Son Superstar
Kirby's Son makes R34
Kirby becomes a Sans fangirl
Kirby's Air Ride Super Star Ultra Canvas Curse Dreamland 64: Kirby makes America great again.
Kirb: Earth Robot
Fans beg Enij to include Kirby in SMBX 2.0 Beta 4
Kirby becomes a character in SMBX 2.0 Beta 4
Roy makes a Kirby patch
HYPE!!!
Kirby's Demented World of SMW Romhacks
Wait, Kirby already has SMW romhacks. DISREGARD THAT I WATCH GAY PRON
Kirby vores himself in a DeviantArt picture 2
Kirby hijacks a radio station
Metaknight burns down a house
Kirby SUCCs Gamestop employees
Kirby goes to Prague
Kirby burns down Prague
Hasuke becomes very sad
Kirby go on a walk
Kirby unlocks the scar in R2DA
Kirby gets killed by a brute in R2DA
Kirby smashes his NES
Kirby sucks up the entire universe and kills everyone
Kirby plays the Playstation
Kirby gets kick out of Hal
Kirby makes a news channel
Kirby Commit Suicide
Kirby gets a speeding ticket
Kirby plays banjo kazooie
fell free to add more
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Upvote

I upvoted a post that said "You can get anything you want, but you have to shit it out first" and now I'm shitting the LEGO Star Wars 75192 UCS Millenium Falcon.
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Using Emojis Copypasta

I don't know if you're new here, so I'll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don't want to be a normie, do you? If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I'll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit. If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don't think I have to explain why you don't want that. But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you'll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.
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VEGGIETALES MR. LUNT'S RAMPAGE (LOST EPISODE)

WARNING VERY SCARY DO NOT READ
you will not believe this
i remember when i was six years old and i went to the store with my parents and i found a strange veggietales vhs with an episode ive never seen before the case was all black save for the large white font that read mr lunts rampage i thought to myself that was quite a strange name for an episode considering the tone of the show itself
i was a huge veggietales fan ive seen every other episode and had every vhs but ive never heard of this episode before so i ended up buying it
when I got home i put the vhs in my tv and immediately i knew something was off instead of showing the big idea logo the bnd mask came onscreen instead
THEN THE THEME SONG CAME ON AND IT WAS REALLY DISTORTED AND THE COLORS WERE INVERTED LIKE THIS IMAGE
I WAS TERRIFIED BUT ALSO I WANTED TO KEEP WATCHING BECAUSE I WAS CURIOUS
and then when the theme song ended mr lunt came on tv and he drew a pentagram on the kitchen countertop and then the screen started flashing i heard screaming and then the screen turned white and stayed like that for a few minutes
AND WHILE THE SCREEN WAS WHITE I COULD HEAR MR LUNT LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND AND WHEN THE VIEW FINALLY CAME BACK ALL OF THE OTHER VEGGIES WERE DEAD AND COOKED AND THEN THEY ALL STARTED BLEEDING HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD EVEN THOUGH THEYRE FOOD
AND THEN THE SCREEN ZOOMED REALLY CLOSE INTO MR LUNTS FACE AND HE WAS MAKING A REALLY EVIL FACE AND SAID GOD MADE YOU EVIL AND HE HATES YOU VERY MUCH IN A VERY DEEP VOICE
I TRIED TO UNPLUG THE TV BUT IT KEPT PLAYING AND THEN THE FBI CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOOK THE TV AND IVE NEVER SEEN OR HEARD OF THIS EPISODE EVER SINCE
IVE SPENT THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS SEARCHING THE INTERNET BECAUSE IVE BEEN WONDERING IF ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBERS THIS EPISODE AND UNFORTUNATELY IT SEEMS LIKE NOBODY DOES BUT IT WAS REAL I SWEAR
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VERY SPOOKY STORY (SCARY AA!!1!)

yeah, the title got your attention, let's talk about that.
by the title, you probably knew what to expect, AUN UNREDBLE MZZ UFF CAPZZ. except you didn't, you got this.
but why?
it's quite simple to explain, but to do that, we'll have to go back, back to when Obama was still president.
you see, when obama was president, he was working on a highly advanced serum that would turn both humans, and technology, into a mass hive mind, however, the experiment failed, and obama covered it up by killing Danny Devito and replacing him with an exact clone, sealing away the knowledge forever. except, it wasn't. the serum was actually used, and a hive mind is out there. let me explain.
have you ever noticed the number of stories that go the same way, mess of caps, unreadable dialogue, only 3 sentences long? They are all dime a dozen, and there made like there a product in a Chinese sweatshop.
why is that?
well, it gets deeper.
it's simple, the reason obama killed Danny Devito is because he picked the test subjects to the serum. And being Mr. Devito, he chose some shady individuals, as soon as this new hive mind was hooked to the technology, it started websurfing. which caused it to find creepypastas.
then, it found trollpastas.
what am I implying here? well, it's simple.
most trollpastas in this format are written by a hive minds, studying us, sharing information, and over time, these pastas have become less suspicious, blending in better. eventually, the hive mind will learn of societies habits, what they like, what they want to see, and they will manipulate it.
by using bad creepypastas as an example, they are learning what to write, they have already begun, so you better pray the hive mind gets distracted by something else on the internet, because if not, a shitty SpongeBob story may cause the end of the world.
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VHS Tape

A degenerated VHS dub was discovered in the University Library containing five minutes of inexplicable amateur footage. In one continuous shot, the camera momentarily focuses on a doorway on the north wall of a living room before the operator climbs outside of the house through a window to show the exterior white clapboard. The camera then moves inside the house through a second window completely circling the doorway and so proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that insulation or siding is the only possible thing this doorway could lead to. A hand appears in the frame and pulls open the door, revealing a narrow black hallway at least ten feet long. The camera begins to move closer, threatening to actually enter it. A voice can be heard, "Don't you dare go in there again, Davy," to which another voice adds, "Yeah, not such a hot idea."
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VIDEO GAMES 9/11 ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY

THE CONSPIRACY:
My eyes have been opened. My mind, blown. I've discovered the truth behind the Video Game industry and it's greatly terrified me what the true intent behind these games is.
After all of these years, blindly playing games, thinking nothing bad were to come out of it, I find that there's a dark, dark secret behind video games.
I wouldn't have believed it myself, but this secret was so terrifying I'm afraid that posting it online will get me killed. I can't even trust my own family.
You probably won't believe me, which wouldn't be very suprising. It seems far-fetched, but you've got to believe me, it's absolutley true what video games are doing to you.
I still haven't convinced my little brother to stop playing them. Poor kid, he doesn't know what he's in for in the future.
My family doesn't believe me either... They don't play video games as much as I used to, and as much as my little brother, but I still believe they had to know...
The dark, horrrifying, terrifying, bleak secret about video games is...
Actually, I'll tell you later. I don't think you'd be able to handle the shock.
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VROOM VROOM CRASH

VROOM VROMM STAB SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES CRASH BLUD!!!!! DAT WAS WHEN PATRIXXX KILED A TUCK DRIVER!!!!
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VSauce: Bathroom

Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. What is a bathroom? Well, etymologically, it is a room containing a bath. But culturally, it's where we go to "go to the bathroom", so to speak. A public bathroom, for example, contains no bath, yet we still consider it a bathroom. So, if a bathroom is a place where people go to defecate or urinate, then that makes for some interesting questions. If a man poops on the street, is the street a bathroom? What if multiple people poop on the street. It is now a place where people have gone to defecate, so culturally, does that make it a bathroom? Or does that make the world a bathroom? Sure, you could argue that it has to be a room, a place with walls surrounding it, but isn't the world just one big room when you think of it? Something is keeping all that gas from escaping Earth, after all.
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