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The True and Terrifying Tale of The Hash Slinging Slasher

Years ago, on this very wiki, there was a user called "The_Hash_Slinging_Slasher" who was a mediocre trollpasta writer — Just. Like. You. — only CLUMSIER. And then, one night, when he was making pastas. . . it happened.
He cut his own dick off by mistake.
...AND IT DIDN'T GROW BACK!!!
Then he replaced it with a stick of dynamite, which EXPLODED! AND AT HIS FUNERAL, THEY BANNED HIM!!
So, now, every.......... TUESDAY NIGHT... his ghost returns to the Trollpasta Wiki to wreak his horrible vengeance.
But how will you know he's coming? WHERE ARE THE SIGNS? Well, lucky for you, there are three signs that signal his approach:
# YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM THIS WIKI FOR ALL ETERNITY (EVEN IF YOU'RE AN ADMIN)
# THE PHONE WILL RING, BUT NOBODY WILL BE THERE
# THE_HASH_SLINGING_SLASHER WILL JUMP OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER AND CUT OFF YOUR PENUS!!1!1!!111 (IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PENUS HE WILL SET YOU ON FIRE AND MAKE YOU DO MATH PROBLEMS UNTIL YOU DIE FROM SMOKE INHALATION)
# Nosferatu
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The Truth

They keep putting me in these...institutions. That's what they call them...institutions, facilities, mental hospitals. I call them prison. They don't know what's good for them. They need to get me out of here, they need to listen. I'm only helping them. Well, maybe not THEM. I'm helping the world, the earth. They call me insane. They call me disturbed. They call me depressed. But I can tell them this; I'm not any of those.
I simply know the truth.
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The Truth About Johnny Test

Johnny Test is more than you think.
Johnny is really a normal young adult, when he was 23 he was in a car accident it set his hair on fire and fainted, the ambulance managed to put out the fire and save his life, but he never woke up! Now he lives in his own world. Dukey was his dog, but in real life he never talked, Johnny always wished he would though. Johnny actually only has one older sister named Mary Susan but since she was the last thing he saw before fainting and he was seeing double he is now convinced they are two, his mother died when he was 2, but his father only told him she "went away" that's why she's so busy in the cartoon. Speaking of which his dad was a neat freak in real life but not nearly as much as in the cartoon.
Mary Susan was very smart and good at science, but she did not own a laboratory, that was made up by memories of Dexter's Lab, in fact his new family incarnations in his head were loosely based off of Dexter's Lab characters. Bling Bling Boy was made from when Johnny was bored and doodled a picture of Mandark as a gangster.
The reason Johnny is a spoiled brat who gets what he wants most of the time is because he lives in his fantasy world, and let's face it, no one doesn't get what they want in their dreams.
Gil Nextdoor was his neighbor in real life, but his last name was not Nextdoor, Johnny just didn't know what it was and was convinced that was his name as time went on. His sister did have a crush on him, but not as much as her cartoon counterparts, she was too shy to talk to him, that's why he doesn't know the twins in the cartoon.
Johnny will remain in his coma until he dies, which is a long way from now that's why the show's been running so long no matter how bad it is.
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The Truth About LoliRock

So you know the new French cartoon LoliRock, right? Well, if you don't, then here's the real story.
Iris was actually a young grade school girl and over-obsessed Sailor Moon fan who thought she was a famous pop star and magical princess from the world of Ephedia, which was made from her head. Because of this belief, she was made fun of at school by her classmates and her parents and teacher didn't accept her behavior. Iris still didn't care since she still thought she was a teenage alien princess with magical ice/crystal powers.
Then, suddenly that night, Iris was mysteriously taken to a place far away from her hometown by two strangers (who were actually The Twins) and they began to frequently hit her head to a brick wall. When Iris opened her eyes, she realized that she was getting hurt by those siblings. She tried to cast a spell at the victims, but then one of them said that she had no magic powers since she's just a bimbo, she finally injured her head.
While trying to get home from the horrendous attack, Iris didn't remember anything, implying that she lost her memories, and she later blacked out next to her home. When her mother opened the door wondering who it was, she became easily shocked because she realized that it was actually her daughter, so she sent her to a hospital.
Upon ending up on the hospital, Iris was finally put into a coma for many years, and her permanent sleep started the universe of LoliRock.
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The Truth About McDonalds

I use to eat at McDonalds daily. Burgers were my life, you could even say that for me back then burgers were love, burgers were life but only non-sexually, no homo.
Our story starts when I was ten years old, back in the 90s. I was a 90s kid with classic 90s pimp shit. We went to McDonalds, which was da bomb back then if I'm correct. We ordered our food, and waited. This was back when Mc Pizza was on the menu. I was always curious about their pizza. As a place that specialised in burgers and nothing more, how they found time for pizzas was a mystery. I decided to investigate. After telling my parents I was going to the bathroom, I stealthed my way to the back room. I leveled up, and that was a good sign. Seeing a corridor, I grabbed my homemade dildo flashlight, flicked the tip, and it switched on. I continued down, seeing pictures on the wall of Ronald McBoogerballs (as he was called back then, like I said, pimp ass shit), but they got weirder and weirder as I progressed down the corridor. There was now hyper-realistic blood on his face and his crotch, spooky skeletons, and fat people twerking. Nightmare fuel. I reached the end, and there was a door with a sign written in hyper-realistic blood PIZZA INGREDIENTS. I went in, and I was shocked;
I found the Five Night's At Freddy's animatronics. Gabe Newel was sitting on a throne at the back, laughing. He spoke, in a really smexy yet threatning voice, and said to me:
"Hi, and welcome to Mc Pizza. After 9 years in development, hopefully it would've been worth the wait. My favorite animatronic is Bonnie. Have fun!"
And with that, Freddy rushed at me with his large cock, and I'm died. So that's how the pizzas were made; Freddy Fazebear's Pizzarea was inside McDonalds before it became a stand alone resteraunt. Now there you have it.
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The Truth About Neon Genesis Evangelion

I used to help with making animes, especially in the 90's. I'm sure that if you know enough information about anime, then you must know about Neon Genesis Evangelion. I used to like that show. But that changed on one fateful day.
I used to be an intern at GAINAX Studios in Japan. It was after the series had finished. I accidently went into a room that said DON'T ENTER OR YOU'LL BE SORRY". I accidently took a look inside because I was curious. There, I found a tape that said SCRAPPED EVANGELION FOOTAGE TOP SECRET. I put the tape in, and the video started.
It showed the intro and stuff, but then something crazy as shit happened. SHINJI ACTUALLY GOT INTO THE FUCKING ROBOT!!!!!!!!!! I was so scared, I couldn't move. Then something even CRAZIER happened! And then a giant Skrillex came out and I heard a voice say, "YO SKRILL DROP IT HARD!" AND THEN SHINJI STARTED SPAZZING OUT AND DROPPING SOME SICK MOVES! THEN SOMETHING EVEN SCARIER POPPED OUT OF THE SKY! IT WAS SHINJI'S DAD! HE STARTED DROPPIN AND POPPIN EVEN MORE SICK MOVES THAN SHINJI! SKRILLEX WAS PISSED OFF NOW! THEN A VOICE SAID: "I'm eatin fun dip right now not givin a fuuuuuuuuuuuuu" AND THEN SKRILLEX ATE FUN DIP AND HIS EYES STARTED GLOWING BLUE! Something started to emrge from his mouth! It was DeadMau5! HE TOOK OFF HIS GIANT MAU5 HEAD, AND THREW IT AT SHINJI'S DAD, AND EVERYTHING EXPLODED!
And then the whole studio blew up due to amounts of sick beats being dropped. I died a horrible death that day, and so did everyone else in the studio. I remember that really hurt my back. Damn explosions are a pain in the ass just in case you're wondering. I've never watched the show since that day. Even at night, I can hear the faint noises of some sick beats being dropped from outside of my house. I can even see a half shaved long haired man in the corner of my eye. He's always watching. Please what ever you do DON'T WATCH NEON GENESIS EVANGELION! YOU'LL BE NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click here for the sequel
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The Truth About Pendleton Ward

Pendleton Ward is really 500 feet high, made of pure radiation, and sleeps in a bed made of suns. Anything to the contrary is malicious lies
Note: This began as a joke on the talk page of a really crappy theory pasta (which has since been deleted.)
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The Truth About The Nutshack

You remember that fucking shit TV show called The Nutshack? Well, this theory will make it even worse for you.
All the characters are actually all clones of Billy Mays, who died of a heart attack because of drugs. There are references to marijuana in the show, which is a drug.
Don't believe me? Just look at this video.
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The Truth About the Emu War

This probably gonna be the last things that I'll ever write down but the Emu War is a lie. We didn't give up we signed a treaty with emus they are now our Air Force. And for fucksake don't believe anyone that says they're flightless birds THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK. The Emu combined forces are estimated at 1 million combat ready birds. They are considered to be 7th generation combat bird with the first hypersonic nuclear capable airframe despite there size. Plus their feathers provide unrivalled stealth capabilities. Now you're probably asking why the Australian government need this amount of airpower simple to crush the New Zealanders to cover up the TRUTH! That the New Zealanders were the first of make the pavlova most in the upper Echelon of power in the Australian armed forces think this insult cannot stand and we're preparing a full military cleansing operation of New Zealand on September 11th so the Americans are distracted in their grief. Please share this but know the risks tell your family and loved ones that you are perfectly mentally sane and do not wish to commit self harm. And for the love of god let this be known I am not suicidal no matter how many lies a feed you we must show the truth. It's time we true-bluepilled the world.
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The Truth Behind Bowser's Fury

The Mario franchise. Fun, colorful, bouncy, bright, upbeat. But one level may not fit here at all... Bowser's Fury. I have come to tell you the real story of why this terrifying unfitting level came to be.
There was a drunk man from Canada, let's call him Timpson. Anyway, Timpson was in love with edgy stuff, specifically Dark Souls and Skyrim. One day he decided to make his own level called Dreka's Fury for Dark Souls. Once he was finished, he went off to try to make the level official.
Unfortunately, he was so drunk that he accidentally ended up showing it to Nintendo, the owner of Mario. They were trying to make a new level for Super Mario 3D World for the Nintendo Switch, and found his concept.
They thought it would make a great level, so they put it in without realizing the disturbing concept. 3 minutes of the gameplay, and parent complaints ringed in stating that there was a level in Mario that was scaring their kids. Other people seemed to enjoy it.
So there. Sorry if it's short but that's all I could think of. Take care.
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The Truth Behind Diary of a Wimpy Kid

You may think Diary of a Wimpy Kid is nothing but an innocent book, right? Wrong! Let's talk about the truth!
Greg is actually a 45 year old trucker named Bobby Kingpin, he was born to an onion and a garbage truck guy, so his childhood wasn't great, you can say, it was horrible!
Rodrick is actually the onion, yeah, Rodrick is in-fact, Greg's mom, insane right?
Susan then is just a lamp, after the divorce of the garbage truck man and the onion, he took the lamp, now he goes and collects trash with that lamp.
Now, you may be thinking, oh, then Frank must be that garbage guy, wrong! He's actually the couch, Bobby likes to watch TV on the couch! It's a very abnormal activity, probably caused from his autism, I mean, nobody else watches TV on the couch?
Rowley is actually Bobby's pet lion, he got the name, Rowley because Lion's rowl! What did you think they do? Meow? That's for pussies! Lol!
Fregley is actually King Pig from angry birds, in 2009, Bobby became addicted to angry birds, so he made the characters real, King Pig hangs around the toilet eating Bobby's poop, Fregley iconic line, ¨Wanna see my freckle?¨, actually means, ¨Can I eat your poop?¨.
Holly is actually Bobby's teenage daughter, Alaska, don't ask why he's in a relationship with her, just don't answer it, Patty represents Hawaii, Bobby's other teenage daughter, he hates her, so, he threw her down the stairs, she still alive, but is mostly only active in Halo lobbies.
Chirag is actually the king of Bobby's town, he often visits from his box castle, he's also a professional sumo wrestler, however, Bobby thinks that's Indian, so he made him an Indian, how quirky!
Bryce is Alaska's on again, off again boyfriend, Bobby finds him more hot then Alaska, this makes sense, as nobody thinks their relative is hot!
Now, you may be wondering, who's Manny? Well, Manny is the garbage truck man! Wow! Who saw that coming? Not me! Or you probably
Signing off.
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The Truth Behind Harambe

In May 2016, a gorilla by the name of Harambe dragged a child before being shot and killed... His body was donated to science...
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
He became the monkey guy in Overwatch.
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The Truth Behind Scooby Doo

We all know and love the the cartoon, “Scooby Doo,” but what do we really know about it? We know it centers a group of teenagers in the 70’s who solve mysteries in their van with their trusty Great Dane, Scooby. But this beloved childhood cartoon isn’t as innocent as it seems.
Let‘s take a look at Shaggy. He’s the only real character in the show. As a child, he was a weird child with an over-active imagination. His best (only) friend was his stuffed toy dog, Scooby. He abused by his father, and ruthlessly tormented by his older brothers. His dad was an alcoholic who beat Shaggy’s mom, causing her to leave. His dad favored the older brothers, because they were athletic and popular.
His older brothers used to dress up like monsters and ghosts and scare him. When he told his dad there were monsters after him, he would call him a “Meddling kid” and beat him. One day, when his brothers scared him, Shaggy got so scared, he hit one brother in the head with a baseball bat, killing him. He was then sent to live in a mental hospital, and mentally blocked the fact that he killed his brother. He later developed paranoid schizophrenia, which is why he seemed so scared and created the other characters in his mind. In the hospital, he is being treated with experimental drugs that temporarily control his paranoia, but do nothing for his delusions. These are the “Scooby Snacks” from the show. This is why he becomes less afraid after eating the Scooby Snacks. They also speed up his metabolism, which is why he is so skinny and hungry all the time. Shaggy created Mystery Inc. subconsciously, to help him justify killing his brother. Whenever they catch a villain, he/she says “I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids,” which is what his dad would call him when he told him about his brothers taunting him.
, 13 August 2012 by Bobby Rough and Joe Meza
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The Truth Behind Super Mario in an alternate universe

Comrade, let me tell you true story of Super Mario. We all love famous Italian plumber, no? Mario saves Princess Peach multiple times from Bowser and has closely-identical brother named Luigi. He is from rated E game series and all, but the truth is that it's just game. But characters were inspired by real people.
Let us start from beginning. July 12th, 1974 in Cherkassy, Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic, 23 year old white woman was looking for job. Her name was Pavla Florence and she had blonde wavy hair, blue eyes, two freckles on left cheek, and was skinny. She often dated men for money, yet she had body of model. Pavla never intended on going to college after graduation because only hobby she loved was painting. She lived with friend after graduation, but then was kicked out and forced to support herself (since all she did from age 18-23 was drink, smoke, socialize, and paint). Pavla traveled around Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic for job, and when she arrived at Kharkiv she finally found job. Her job involved painting for company.
In October 4th, 1974, 25 year old Italian migrant man named Mario Siro Lombardi worked with Pavla in company. Mario developed feelings for Pavla as they worked on project for advertisement poster, but no one knew how Pavla felt. Pavla was little flirty to most men she met so it is hard to tell if she liked Mario.
As they spent times together working, all they developed together was just friendship (since Mario had trouble dating woman). Pavla could have had interest for another man during time. Pavla usually rode public transportation (bus, trains) before and after work because she did not make enough money to afford car. She lived in apartment fourteen minutes away from work.
Around February 8th, Pavla was waiting for bus around 10PM (she attended late night meeting) but then normal-looking man attempted to convinced her that bus schedule changed. Fortunately, she resisted and smashed him with Russian hammer. Man was Devon Bowyer, who was infamous serial killer who used reptiles to torture his victims.
She and Mario then moved to Mother Russia and lived long and happy Russian lives. They bore many children that would fight to reclaim rightful Russian territory in Russo-Ukrainian war. True comrades! Матушка Россия всегда будет помнить ваш вклад!
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The Truth Behind Terraria

Most of you probably don't know about the new game called "Terraria", it's basically a 2-dimensional version of Minecraft.
My brother bought this game for me for my birthday recently, which I thought was very nice of him, so I started playing that night.
In a weeks time, I had full Molten amor (best armor in game) and all Molten tools (best tools in the game).
So I went exploring, because I had a lot of mines, and I had never really explored much.
So I went to the left, it was midday when I departed.
The sun had set now, and the moon was out when I came across a building made out of green bricks, with an old man pacing around inside of it.
I thought nothing of it, but I was trying to leave all the monsters of the night behind.
I noticed the building was acctually a house, so I went inside and shut the door.
Then I talked to the old man who was sitting there, in hopes I could figure out where I was, and then...
A SKELETRON POPPED OUT! The End.
Originally uploaded in 2011
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The Truth about Ashens

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED GUISE I SWEAR, I BARELY ESCAPED THE GRASP OF ASHENS
I met Stuart Ashen at a grocery store about 2 weeks ago. I walked up to him and said "Uhhh... hello, Mr. Ashen," upon which he started staring at me, in evident disgust. "What did you call me?" Ashens responded. "Uhh... Mr. Ashen?" I replied. "You know my name is Dr. Ashen, right? I didn't get this psychology degree for nothing." Ashens said, his voice growing deep and his eyes showing the chaos of his psyche. "I know, I just thought it was inappropriate to call you that outside of a medical sett-" I replied, as Ashens interrupted me screaming "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? MONEY? SEX?" 
Ashens punched me in the face, and I fell unconscious. As I was slipping away from consciousness, I can just barely see that Ashens is eating a security guard whole. I surmise he came to alleviate the situation. Guess the dude was hungry. 
Hours later, I woke up at a hospital. "God damn it," I said to myself. "When the fuck did I wind up here?" and from the corner of my eye I see him, Ashens in a white coat with a stethoscope around his neck. "Hehehe, how's this for a medical setting?" he says in his trademark British accent, smiling at me. "Why don't I show you around?"
I got up, and to my dismay, every single doctor on board is just a clone of Ashens. He shows me to a board, where the names of everyone in the ward are written. In the eight spaces available, seven have "Stuart Ashen" written on them, and the last has my name. Ashens erases it, replacing it with Stuart Ashen. At that moment, I knew what was going on. Opening the window, all I see is a vast expanse of desert beneath a red sky, and realize I'm on a different planet. 
He then showed me to his recording area, his brown sofa. "I didn't know Ashens recorded his videos in a hospital!" I thought. Ashen then led me back to my room, presenting me with a half-eaten Hunger Breaks can. "Eat up!" Ashens says, in delight. I chose not to eat it, after which he ties me to a table, and force feeds me the entire can, alongside some benzodiazepines. I fall asleep right there, and awaken in a strange room, tied to a chair.
Ashens enters line of sight, with a strange machine. "Ahahahahaha, behold the Ashensizer!" he says. "You're not turning me into a clone today, Mr. Ass-Shins." I reply, breaking from the chair and beating the shit out of him. I notice a teleporter close by, and return to Earth. 
Ashens is still out there, so please avoid him whenever possible, or he WILL turn you into a clone. God bless. *kisses*
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