20

;September 5, 2011
School started today. Not much really happened today. Gonna read me some creepypasta when I get home.
;September 6, 2011
Today at lunch a really sexy blonde girl came up to me. She asked me for 5 bucks, and I teasingly told her no. We hit it off real well and exchanged numbers. It's only day two and already I'm a stud muffin. This should be good.
;September 7, 2011
That same girl from yesterday approached me at lunch. If it concerns any of you, her name is Rachel. She once again asked me for money( this time it was 7 dollars) I once again put my foot down and told her no. God, me and rachel get along so well. I've already made plans to hang out with her tomorrow. Should be fun.
;September 8, 2011
Read some creepypasta at school today as a way to kill time during computer class. Read this really good story about a guy and some coin that had this wierd insignia on it. Also mentioned this wierd ass guy who stalks people. Later met up with Rachel. Turns out she's a connisuer of creepypasta too! We started shooting the breeze about it and she mentions this creepy picture she saw of an anorexic guy just standing there. I asked her more about it, but she dodged it like ninjas dodging ninja stars. Ended up having a great time with Rachel.
;September 11, 2011
Todays the 10 year anniversary of 9/11 which if you aske me was set up by some shady folk. Rachel came over and we played Little Big Planet and played this odd level called "Beware of Slenderman" I thought it was alright for a scary level, but Rachel seemed to freak out about it. After a make out session, she grabbed her things and before leaving asked if I had 15 dollars. (sigh) she's a great pal and I love her, but her pleas for cash have to stop. She's been acting like I crushed her dreams everytime I tell her no even though I have a good amount of money saved in my wallet.
;September 13, 2011
Saw my girlfriend and she looked like hell. Her eyes looked like they needed a good rest, her hair was messy, and she was anything but her flirty and bubbly self. She asked me for 20 dollars this time and I told her no again. She then pulled me off to the side and told me that she had to have that money. Otherwise, she would be screwed. "What do you mean?" I inquired. "(sigh) Look Tom! I've been stalked by this fella called Slender Man and as far as I know, the only way to rid yourself of him is to fork over 20 dollars. Now give me the damn money!" She yelled. "Relax!" I said" You just need to tell yourself that creepypasta isn't real!" "But I'm being serious" Rachel whined. "Last night, he was at the foot of my bed! I swear. "Alright, I tell you what. You can sleep with me in my bed if it-" Oh thanks Tom!" Rachel said. She then gave me a grateful kiss on the lips. Later that day, she showed up at my place. After meeting my parents, she headed for my room and put her stuff in my closet.
;September 14, 2011
Hoo boy! Was last night a hell of the experience. After my parents hit the hay, Rachel came with me to my room and we changed into more comfortable clothes. Afterwords she snuggled with me and we both shut our eyes. Around 1 in the morning, I awoke to hearing a strange song. Then I saw him. Turns out Rachel wasn't shitting me. Slenderman had turned on my radio and was dancing for whatever reason. Rachel just stood there petrified. Remembering what she said, I summoned my courage and slowly reached into my wallet for a 20 dollar bill. Slendy grabbed it with an outstretched tentacle and wierdly disappeared. Note to everyone, give slenderman 20 dollars if you see him.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:PROOF DAT SLENDURMAN EXUSTS
Category:Jornel
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Old Shit