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Batista Oatmilk

is a lineup player for the Society Data Witches.
== Official League Records ==
Oatmilk joined Internet League Blaseball as a hitter for the Society Data Witches during the inaugural Coffee Cup.
Batista was born and named in accordance with the prophecy. Originally from northern California, they moved to Los Angeli for college. After graduating, she applied to be a brewmaster at the Society for Internet Blaseball Research thinking it was an in-house barista position. Upon arriving at the Escher Complex on her first day, they were surprised to find the job involved far more chemistry and potions than expected, but she rose to the challenge and now performs both duties equally. 
For fun, Batista lifts. She likes to challenge herself to carry tall stacks of cast-iron cauldrons to and from the office stockroom. Batista can often be found helping with installation of newly-purchased heavy machinery at the Escher Complex.
== Personality ==
Batista Oatmilk is Latina, and has an undercut. They have a sleeve tattoo, sometimes covered by a denim jacket, and can also be seen with her beloved doc martens.
Like many baristas, Batista is able to serve people with a cool and detached air. While they harbor anxieties on the inside, they know how to lend a friendly ear and encourage people to talk about emotions openly. Batista is confident in her brewing abilities, both coffee and eldritch.
Batista Oatmilk is dating Espresso Machine, reportedly because Batista was the only one composed enough to directly ask her out.
Fancy_Emmista.jpeg|Batista Oatmilk with Espresso Machine, art by 
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Batsmith

The Batsmith is a mysterious figure who creates quality bats for the San Francisco Lovers. They operate out of a woodworking shop by the same name (formerly Lathe-y-Boy).
== Early History ==
According to rumor, Yosh Carpenter had worked with the Batsmith back when their workplace was a humble Lathe-y-Boy. This may have been where Yosh honed their skills, specifically regarding table legs and other radially-symmetrical structures one can make upon a lathe. 
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Beans Reblase

is a lineup player for the Society Data Witches.
==Official League Records==
Beans Reblase is a statistician who works for at the Society for Internet Blaseball Research and bats for their field research team, the Society Data Witches.
On Day 3 of the Coffee Cup, Beans Reblase hit a 5-run 3-run home run.
Beans Reblase is an avid practitioner of Tool-Assisted Soothsaying. When activated, her crystal ball simulates a potential future starting from that moment. In the simulation, she has free will, and can experience the world which results from the consequences of their actions as though they're living in it firsthand - and instantly restart with a thought. The crystal ball can instantly redo thousands of simulated futures in a fraction of a second, allowing her to measure statistics, accumulate hours of practice in an instant, test different strategies for baserunning, and figure out the best presents to give someone for their birthday. 
However, while Beans can often find an incredibly precise sequence of actions that leads to (what she thinks is) an optimal future, in reality executing that sequence of actions is often incredibly hard, even with infinite practice time. In addition, sometimes through sheer random luck a timeline will be an outlier, where tiny butterfly effects create futures with inexplicably good or bad outcomes for unexpected reasons. Even worse, sometimes after thousands of practice attempts, ending the simulations and attempting to follow the plan during the Final Run can still end up with surprising futures.
In her free time, Beans practices Backwards Track and Field, and is a member of the Infinite Los Angeles Track and Field Club #15823. Beans's favorite category is the Backwards High Jump, a splort involving jumping multiple times a second under a ceiling to rapidly build up speed, and she stays in practice by backwards high jumping across the blases after getting a hit.
Beans works for the Society for Internet Blaseball Research, where she's an expert in resampling, the statistical technique of making up fake populations and somehow still getting the right answer. 
==Personality==
Beans puts up a cool and collected facade. However, she also suffers from performance anxiety, especially when mustering up the courage to stop simulating, and she only maintains this facade by rehearsing and practicing social interactions ahead of time. They can sometimes be taken aback when the universe's randomness places them in a completely unforseen situation, but over time they have been getting better at going with the flow.
Beans is friends with Nebula Holstein, and often collaborates with Datum Criminale and Batista Oatmilk. Beans and Zero Index can often be seen discussing the nature of time-related knowledge techniques.
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Beasley Day/IF-23.55

== Good Boy, Good Activism ==
Beasley Day was originally recruited by the late Mickey Woods, who found them wandering the streets of Philly and brought him to her first practice with the team. The comradery he had with Woods seemed to bring out a strong desire for social justice and progressive change.
The players who know Beasley well, particularly those players who identify as part of the LGBTQ+ community, always reiterate that Beasley is the best ally they’ve ever met. While not a member of the community himself, being a dog, Day is constantly cited as involved in a variety of progressive causes. He also champions gun control, and lead the push to remove the Pienitentiary during the IBL’s prison abolition movement.
(It should be noted, Beasley was a proponent of the movement before it gained mainstream traction, due to his close relationship to Mickey Woods, but he wasn’t given a platform to express this until that point)
Day’s communication with other players and flans ranges from regular barking, to fully understandable, but he’s only been heard actually speaking English once. When the Philadelphia police were trying to launch a new PR campaign, they approached the Pies requesting that they be allowed to make Day an honorary canine unit. Beasley said with all three heads in perfect English, “ACAB,” then left and disappeared into the Underhot. 
All of the current Philadelphia canine units were released that night by an unknown figure, and were reportedly rehabilitated on a mass scale. Some reports of increased canine activity within the Underhot have been made, along with a sudden influx of dogs that were prime candidates for adoption and service/emotional support animal programs. However you can’t prove anything, what are you, a cop? Its also impossible to tie the fact that all Philadelphia dogs suddenly and inexplicably became near impossible to train for police work to anyone associated with the Pies, so don’t even bother trying.
Beasley Day/IF-38.259

== Movie Star Good Boy ==
Continuing the tradition of Pies’ participation in cinema, Day is an incredibly prominent canine movie star. He stared in a Woodman original movie, called Top Dog, written by roommates Lang Richardson and Ruslan Greatness.
In the movie he wore three pairs of mirrored sunglasses and a custom crafted suit and tie. The movie won tons of awards, due to Beasley’s performance and the amazing plot, written by Lang. Lang refused to write dog related puns, so he put down placeholders where Ruslan would write the jokes. Although it resulted in grammatical inconsistencies, the puns were the funniest thing ever written. Many sources said that the jokes were not intentional, and Ruslan was just filling in the natural dialogue. 
The plot of the movie is: All of the Pies work for a secret agency called P.I.E. (Philadelphia Intel Examination), where they try to uncover mysteries and stop nasty crime guys. Yusef Puddles hacks into space and sees that the moon's evil twin "The Noom" is attempting to enter Earth's atmosphere to end all blaseball. 
In the end, the pies beat the noom by using the power of friendship. It ends with a cliffhanger where Yusef hacks into the Noom and sees that the noom was under the coin's payroll. Since this movie takes place in between the s14 finals and the election, Jessica Telephone skates into the P.I.E. headquarters and says "Heard you guys pies need some help" in a post credits scene. The movie was instantly renewed for a sequel.
The US government refused to help supply military equipment and funding for the film, because they were uncertain where P.I.E. fit into the US armed services. When the concern was raised, reportedly, all of Beasley’s heads barked continuously until they left. All required funding was skimmed of the top of the My Roomie Ruslan Reboot’s crowdfunding, with the promise the money would be returned after the inevitable box office success.
In addition, Beasley has gone on to play every single dog in the Jlohn Wick series, assisted by CGI. He has also done extensive mo-cap work for canine video game characters. Rumors of a Beasley day cameo in My Roomie Ruslan season ten have been circulating since the season’s announcement, but everyone involved has remained tight lipped up until this point.
Beasley Day/IF-74.414

==Being a Good Boy==
Beasley Day takes the form of a dog and is roughly four years old. Day has been the catcher for the Philly Pies ever since it was decided that there ain't no rule a dog can't play Blaseball. He is shaped as a friend and someone you can rely on. Despite his youth, he has been described as a good boi, and has been critical to the Pies' victories at several points in Blaseball history. All Blaseball fans agree on one thing: "If you don't love Beasley Day, are you really a fan of Blaseball?"
On Pies game days, Beasley is often seen chasing the Philadelphia Philling under the grandstands of Tastykake Stadium.
==Gallery==
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File:Beasley day.png|Beasley Day Tlopps card by @VHS_DREAMER
Beat Reporter

The Beat Reporter is a being that first appeared in Season 1 of Blaseball. Throughout the season it would give recaps of what occurred throughout the season via Messages. The Beat Reporter is likely related to The Blaseball Beat.
==History==
===Season 1===
7 games into Season 1, the Beat Reporter sent a message via the message tab.
The Beat Reporter then proceeded to send a message at the end of each day recapping what had happened.
===Offseason 1===
Towards the end of the offseason the Beat Reporter reappeared with a recap of Season 1.
===Season 2===
5 days into Season 2, the Beat Reporter posted a report covering Zephyr McCloud.
Around 8 games into Season 2, the Beat Reporter posted a summary of that real-life day. 
During Day 72 Beat reporter sent a message recaping Chambers Simmons finding a Heart on Day 71.
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Beef Knight

was a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and was with the team from the Return(s) of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season 2, Day 23.
==Official League Records==
Knight joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves in Season 1.
On Season 2, Day 23, Knight was incinerated and replaced by Flan Prince. 
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Beef Randolph

Beef Randolph is the nutritionist for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. They plan to improve the team's performance via a patented raw egg kombucha cocktail added to the between-inning refreshment sidecart. 
Due to a particularly poor stint of pitching, Randolph was forced to remove the following performance-enhancing (but tragically slippery) foods from the team's caloric rotation: Finger Eels, Buttered Fins, Snail & Aloe Soup, and "The Squirt".
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Beef Wings

Beef Wings are as much a part of the Tokyo Lift experience as cheering for gains, raising the roof and losing to the Tigers. The product itself needs little introduction, beyond Cudi Di Batterino's famous description: "You know buffalo wings? Not remotely like that."
Nandy Slumps has claimed credit for introducing Beef Wings to Tokyo, although this account is contradicted by every available source including three different anecdotes in her own memoirs. Where these stories do agree is that the city experienced a short-lived Beef Wings boom around 1997: contemporary photographs show countless gaudy shopfronts offering "1000% Authentic Beef Wings", "Uncle Gronk's Beef Wings", "Beef vs. Wings" and "Original French-style Biff Weengs".
The market has since contracted, and a greasy-napkin calculation by Math Velazquez suggests that somewhere between 88% and 107% of global Beef Wings consumption now takes place at Tokyo Lift home games.
==Beef Wings at the Tokyo Lift==
The Gym's Beef Wings concession stand is a Daihatsu Hijet microvan, modified in a Beef Wings Corp greenwashing exercise to run on out-of-date Beef Wings sauce. It averages 0.3 miles per gallon. The stand is reluctantly helmed by Shadows player Val Hitherto, who acquired an official Beef Wings vendor's license while on a Costco date. He is often assisted by other Shadowed players, although the van's cramped, sweltering interior can make their presence more a hindrance than a help.
The van's distinctive lovecore branding stems from a long-passed Valentine's Day promotion; the bold red-and-pink heart decals and Hitherto's eyecatching Cupid-winged uniform (with heart-shaped peekaboo cutouts) together exhausted the marketing budget and have never been updated.
==Developments==
The dish has spawned fusion styles, including a taco-shelled variant, a meringue-shelled dessert and a pizza topping known as "none pizza left beef wings". All are viewed by purists with intense suspicion. The same is true of twin products Oops! All Beef and Oops! All Wings, so called because nobody has ever ordered either on purpose. More recently, a team of vodinopterologists from Osaka have developed a product they call "vegan beef wings". These are not yet commercially available and remain subject to scrutiny from the United Nations Security Council.
==In popular culture==
*Globetrotting gourmet Anthony Blourdain sampled beef wings during their television series on Pacific Asian street food. They described the dish as "potently beefy, yet defiantly wingy".
*The Tokyo Lift Beef Wings anthem is a slight reworking of Danish Eurovision hit Fly On The Wings Of Love, in which Hitherto himself has recorded over every instance of "love" with the whispered word "beef".
*A local statute explicitly bans shipping the Beef Wings van with the Taco Chariot. This is widely ignored.
*The Beef Wings Trail is a five-kilometre route visiting independent Beef Wings outlets in central Tokyo. It was completed in a record 57.12:24 by Norwegian Bjørg Lundvall in XX17. Her medal was presented posthumously.
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Beef Wings Corp

Beef Wings Corp is the world's largest beef wings vendor by turnover.
Once a major restaurant chain with a global presence, changing consumer tastes and a string of lawsuits saw the company slide steadily further into debt. A radical product diversification drive proved disastrous, and the concern was finally plucked from its smouldering crater by a private equity group controlled by St Reverend Girlboss IV.
The subsequent operational restructuring, workforce realignment and asset recapitalisation swiftly reduced the company to a single outlet at the Tokyo Lift's home stadium. This stand is a great physical and conceptual distance from BWC Corporate Headquarters in ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ and operates with considerable autonomy, much to the parent company's ire.
Since the restructuring Girlboss has led efforts to expand the brand's footprint into new markets, including a mooted franchise in Hades. She is also the leering eyeless face of a multi-platform campaign against "wingsposting", the unlicensed dissemination of recipes purported to replicate or simulate fondly-remembered Beef Wings Corp products. This is presented not as a profit-protection or intellectual property issue but one of safety, after bootleg recipes were linked first to a series of localised psychotectonic anomalies and then to the Flacebook group BeefWingsFansUnited establishing a sauce-capable microstate in the South China Sea.
Showing a desire to move with the times, Beef Wings Corp have launched a worldwide Beef Wings app called "Beefly". Obvious logistical constraints prevent it from including an ordering or delivery feature, and its functionality so far consists of aggressively urging users at irregular intervals to press a button labelled "Beef Wings". The consequence of doing so has not been explained.
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Bees Gorczyca

is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 64.
== Official League Records ==
Gorczyca joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the New York Millennials as the Millennials' Playoff Birth.
During the , Gorczyca gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
On Season 1, Day 64, Gorczyca fell to the Houston Spies during a game in Horizon weather, hitting Mindy Khan and taking their place on the lineup.
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Bees Taswell/IF-11.537

==Background==
Bees Taswell is a spectral entity commonly referred to as a ghost. Though Taswell is recalcitrant about details surrounding their life and death, they have revealed in interviews that they used to be a serf who worked primarily in agriculture.
Taswell manifests as a humanoid form with a detached head and wicker basket mask for a face, akin to a medieval beekeeping outfit. Despite this, Taswell has little involvement with the apiary and plant mechanics of the Core. 
==Career==
Taswell reportedly flew into the Core some time before the Mechanic's ascension, and has played with the team since. They are a prolific artist who incorporates their long history into their work with paint, ceramics, and mosaic. Taswell's preferred medium is illustrated manuscripts, and they are known to carry around an art journal with them at all times, even while fielding.
==Prophecy==
Taswell reportedly has the gift of prophecy, and channels it through their art. Before every Mechanics game, Taswell draws an illustration that depicts the future ahead of them. However, Taswell cannot control the scope of their visions, and often reveals information about the future that is entirely useless to the Mechanics' blaseball strategy, though they have helped reduce the impact of at least three natural disasters.
Bees Taswell/IF-8.52

==Background==
Bees Taswell is a hive of electronic and biological bees working in concert together. Taswell was constructed by Taswell Aeronautics on contract with the Department of Agriculture in an attempt to address declining pollinator populations. Some time into their operation, Taswell went rogue, telling their operators that they were going to "save the bees" before disappearing with three hives of honeybees, two yellowjackets, a male mosquito, and a fruit bat.
==Fugitive Status==
Little is known of Taswell's whereabouts during this period, though they are the prime suspect in multiple counts of construction sabotage and butterfly theft. How they found their way to the Core is unclear, though Taswell has stated in interviews a need for repairs is what drove them to the Mechanics.
==Joining the Mechanics==
Taswell is a self-proclaimed Plant Mechanic, and helps coordinate pollination and insect conservation efforts within the Core, a job that they have done since the Core was cutoff from the outside world during Ascension. Taswell first started attending Mechanics games as a fan, however, confusion regarding their bat and an untimely illness of another player lead to them being accidentally invited to practice and drafted into the team.
==Personal Life==
Taswell is married to Inez Owens of the Boston Flowers.
Begging

Begging is an action that participants can take with the Bread Crumbs snack when they have 0 or fewer coins. When they do so, the Blaseball Gods grant them coins so that they may continue gambling, in a random quantity between approximately 5-20.
== Mechanics ==
A player can beg if they have 0 or less coins, and since the introduction of Concessions, has required the Bread Crumbs snack to access. Before , a player with negative coins was not able to beg. u/stickysandals (30 Jul 2020). "I have -7 coins. Can't even beg the gods." (Post) - via Reddit.
It is widely considered optimal for players to bet until they have 0 coins, then beg, then bet, then beg, and so on until all active games have bets placed: this maximizes the total of coins earned, even in small increments.
The number of begs is viewable on a player's Account page. It is unknown whether begging has long-term consequences.
Begging was formerly accessible in the Shop without the need of an item before Concessions were introduced in .
== Culture ==
=== Poetry ===
There has been no conclusive study as to what factors affect the number of coins gifted by the gods. However, some players recite short poems as they bet, believing it to raise the average number of coins when recited with sufficient passion. Some players create their own poems. Fans of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands often sing them.
Here is one example of such a traditional Blaseball poem. (Author unknown.)
In the splort that will take place,
Let us fill up ev'ry blase.
And if this wish you'll refuse,
May I have some coin to lose!
=== Worship ===
Several organizations of participants & fans believe that begging itself is an act of dependence and worship that serves to make the Blaseball Gods more powerful.
In an article for "Blaseball Worship Today," philosopher Hamilton Stilts wrote: "By succumbing our bodies to the act of panhandling, we likewise capitulate our souls to the state of dependency. If the Gods are to dictate our very fortunes — if they are to throw our games or cast into the void our hard earned wealth, only for us to come crawling back on hands and knees and entitled brows, asking for their favor yet again, day after seasonal day — then the control that the Gods have over our fate is immeasurable. I fear what they say is absolutely true: the Gods cannot be killed."
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