Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta/Season 18

would see a large mixup in the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' roster with the incinerations of Tamara Crankit and Bauer Zimmerman and the Feedback swap of Howell Rocha in exchange for Riley Firewall of the Miami Dale. The team would also send pitcher Wyatt Pothos to the Yellowstone Magic to be a lineup player as a result of Equivalent Exchange. Fortunately, the Jazz Hands would break a blessing drought by winning three blessings. 
==Starting Roster==
==Season Events==
===Renovations===
*Inconvenience - - 4,470,894 Coins Spent
**The Pocket became 9% less Inconvenient!
*Ballpark Cleanup - 3,083,525 Coins Spent
**The Pocket was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
===Gift Shop===
*Jazz Hands received 3 Gifts! - 15,946,278 coins contributed
**Life of the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
***The Jazz Hands are equipped with for the rest of the season!
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**Soul Patches - Wishlist #2
***Liquid Friend's soul was increased.
****0 -> 
***Liquid Friend's soul was increased.
****1 -> 
***Liquid Friend's soul was increased.
****2 -> 
***Walton Sports' soul was increased.
****2 -> 
***Walton Sports' soul was increased.
****3 -> 
***Liquid Friend's soul was increased.
****3 -> 
***Dervin Gorczyca's soul was increased.
****3 -> 
***Dervin Gorczyca's soul was increased.
****4 -> 
***Liquid Friend's soul was increased.
****4 -> 
***Walton Sports' soul was increased.
****4 -> 
**Handcrafted Cannon Drop - Wishlist #3
***Riley Firewall dropped Bat.
**** Bat
****Overall 12.4 + 0.1 -> 12.4 
***Riley Firewall gained Rock Cannon.
**** Rock Cannon
****Overall 12.4 -> 12.4 + 0.1 
===Roster Changes===
====Incinerations====
Day	Player 	Replaced by
3 	Tamara Crankit 	Zippy DeShields
54 	Bauer Zimmerman	Lancelot Kane
====Feedback Swaps====
Day	Jazz Hands Player	Replacement Player	Opposing Team
6 	Howell Rocha 	Riley Firewall 	Miami Dale
==Election Outcomes==
===Decrees===
*Trust Fall passed with 5,879,869 Votes, 67% of all Decree Votes
**STARS FALLASCENDINGBELOW ZEROLEAPS OF FAITHTURNING TABLES
**TURN THE TABLES, THE POCKET
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*Ratification passed with 761,736 Votes, 9% of all Decree Votes
**LIVING STRUCTURESREPLICATINGBURROWINGNESTING IN CORTEXBECOMING LAW
**Hotel Motel was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
**The Jazz Hands removed the from The Pocket.
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**Turntables was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
**The Jazz Hands removed from The Pocket.
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===Wills===
The Breckenridge Jazz Hands benefitted from .
*Item Move
**The Jazz Hands chose to move Careful Fireproof Necklace to Baby Doyle.
**Steph Weeks dropped Careful Fireproof Necklace.
*** Careful Fireproof Necklace
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**Baby Doyle dropped Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement.
*** Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement
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***Overall 15.7 + 0.1 -> 15.7 
**Baby Doyle gained Careful Fireproof Necklace.
*** Careful Fireproof Necklace
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***Overall 15.7 -> 15.7 + 0.1 
**Item Move - 27% of all Jazz Hands Will VotesThis Filing - 100% of Jazz Hands Item Move VotesFinal Odds - 27% chance of happening.
*Equivalent Exchange
**The Jazz Hands vote to swap Logan Rodriguez and Wyatt Pothos.
**The Magic and Jazz Hands made a trade.
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**Equivalent Exchange - 10% of all Jazz Hands Will VotesThis Filing - 36% of Jazz Hands Equivalent Exchange VotesFinal Odds - 3% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Jazz Hands chose to bring Mikan Hammer forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Campos Arias.
**The Jazz Hands swapped two players on their roster.
***Mikan Hammer -> Lineup 
***Campos Arias -> Shadows 
**Campos Arias entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 13% of all Jazz Hands Will VotesThis Filing - 93% of Jazz Hands Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 12% chance of happening.
===Blessings===
*Grand Larceny blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
**The Jazz Hands' Lineup was sorted by descending Base Thirst.
**The Jazz Hands had 44% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.484,036 votes were cast.
*Laserlikeness Patches blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
**Riley Firewall's Laserlikeness was improved by 8%.
***Laserlikeness 
**Riley Firewall's Laserlikeness was improved by 8%.
***Laserlikeness 
**August Sky's Laserlikeness was improved by 8%.
***Laserlikeness 
**The Jazz Hands had 4% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 36%409,889 votes were cast.
*Cape of Containment blessed the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
**Walton Sports dropped Leg Ring.
*** Leg Ring
**Walton Sports gained Cape of Containment.
*** Cape of Containment
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***Overall 17.4 -> 17.4 + 0.1 
**The Jazz Hands had 3% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Tacos with 13%647,915 votes were cast.
==Season Overview==
During Season 18, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands were 5th in Wild High, 11th in Wild League, and 21st overall with 35 wins and a 35-64 record. The Jazz Hands entered Party Time on Day 94. The team experienced two incinerations.
The Jazz Hands would go on to win three blessings during the election, sorting the lineup by basethirst, granting Walton Sports the Cape of Containment, and giving laserlikeness patches to Riley Firewall and August Sky, both pitchers. The Jazz Hands also traded Wyatt Pothos for Logan Rodriguez of the Yellowstone Magic, swapped Campos Arias into the Shadows in exchange for Mikan Hammer, and moved the Careful Fireproof Necklace from Steph Weeks to Baby Doyle. 
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Category: Season 18