Kim Jong-un

Kim Jong-un (Korean: 김정은) The secret life of Kim Jong Un’s aunt, who has lived in the U.S. since 1998 By Anna Fifield (May 27 at 6:00 AM) The Washington Post. is the current owner of North Korea, which he inherited from his father — the "dear leader" Kim Jong-il — and one of the youngest state leaders in the world. He is also the sexiest man aliveAs reported by a Chinese newspaper, mistaking The Onion for serious news and the "greatest military commander in the world."Kim out of strikes as world sits tight, Sydney Morning Herald After the death of Jong-il on December 17, 2011, Jong-un was publicly declared the "Great Successor" and continued his father's tradition of having pictures taken of him looking at things. Allegedly, Jong-un was privately declared successor in 1992 at age eight.
==Schrödinger's Kim?==
In April 2020, there were many conflicting reports about his health. He missed the biggest North Korean holiday, Kim Il-Sung's birthday, on April 15. CNN reported that he had a bad cardiovascular surgery, leading to him being in "grave danger". Different sources say that he is dead, not dead, or just trying to avoid the 'rona. He is a lot like Schrödinger's cat.
==Feverish rule==
Kim Jong-un shows signs of following in his father's and grandfather's footsteps,So far, he is shaping up to be even worse than his father and his grandfather. claiming that he invented gravity (thus leading one to wonder exactly how people stayed on the ground before he was born unless Kim Jong-il and Kim Il-sung just used their divine power to keep people earthbound for the last few thousand years, of course), has invented a miracle cure for AIDS, cancer, and Ebola, does not eliminate waste from his body'Kim Jong-un doesn’t poo': Crazy facts all North Korea MUST believe – or else. Daily Star. (one has to wonder what becomes of all the country’s food after he eats it), learned to drive when he was three, and won a yacht race when he was nine. Oh, and he actually thought that Dennis Rodman was Barack Obama. This is pretty much the extent of what is known about him, and it's entirely plausible that this is also the extent of the CIA's file on him.
Following the death of the second Kim, he managed to forestall the chaos that some expected to happen — and by "chaos", we mean internal collapse, not the Armageddon that he will face from the USA, South Korea, Japan, and even China if he continues with his nuclear dick-waving. That said, there have been reports that his ascent to power triggered infighting inside the North Korean Army;North Korean army 'split' over Kim Jong-un, The Daily Telegraph this culminated in the public execution of Jang Song Taek, his Number Two and uncle, in late 2013,
And Then There Were Two...Kim Jong Il's Dwindling Inner Circle, Foreign Policy along with most of Jang's family.Kim Jong-un Might Have Executed His Uncle's Entire Family, The AtlanticWhat North Korea Said About Jang Song Thaek, Wall Street Journal
A few months later, Kim replaced his next Number Two, Choe Ryong-hae, in a process occurring at a rate that started to get interesting.In Latest Government Shuffle, North Korean Leader Removes No. 2 Official From Top Posts, The New York Times Or, rather, terrifying."By almost every measure, the last three years have been more volatile, more unpredictable, potentially more dangerous, more irresponsible than the time of his father."
In 2016, he apparently had a senior education minister executed with an anti-aircraft gun for falling asleep during a meeting – an action that was claimed to constitute an insult but, in reality, just provided an excuse to keep purging the "old-guard" so they can be replaced with Kim's own sycophants.
==Assassination rumours, health problems, etc.==
In February 2012, reports spread that the Chinese Internet was "alight" with gossip that a "team of ninja assassins" had assassinated Kim in Beijing.Kim Jong-un assassination rumours flood Twitter, Weibo, National Post The North Korean government did not comment on this, and, given the track record of the Internet rumor mill at correctly reporting people's deaths, it was obviously not true either way.
Speculation flared up again in September 2014 when North Korean state media uncharacteristically presented Kim walking with a limp and experiencing "discomfort"; after a week-long absence (like the ones Kim Jong-il took in his later years), he began using a cane in public.North Korea's Kim Jong Un back at work — but with a cane, like a fat Emperor Palpatine. The Washington Post While it is still unlikely that he might kick the bucket in the near future, the scenario is now rattling policymakers because the regime would have no clear successor.Kim Jong-un’s Absence: Who Should Be Worried?, Council on Foreign Relations Stay tuned.
Seth Rogen and James Franco released an action-comedy in December 2014 called The Interview about two journalists who plan to assassinate Kim. The North Korean government initially declared this "an act of war" and petitioned the White House to stop the release of the movie.North Korea declares Seth Rogen and James Franco movie an act of war, AV Club No, it didn't end there: hackers associated with the DPRK then engaged in a massive cyberattack on Sony Pictures in an attempt to cancel the screening of the film, providing the basis of one of the biggest manifestations of the Streisand effect yet.Why We All Now Want to See 'The Interview': A Recap, Gizmodo
==External links==
*Inside Kim Jong-un's head.
*Kim Jong-un busts a move!
*All the Kim Jong Puns.
==See also==
*Kim Jong-il - his father
*Kim Il-sung - his grandfather
*Juche - his ideology and cult following
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