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Web 3.0

Web 3.0 is the next step in the progression of the tubes that are the internets.
==Overview==
At the tail end of 2008, there was a great need for the next step in the personal internet experience, and thus, Web 3.0 was born. It contains all the creative stylings of Web 2.0™ and integrates the irritation of having your finger stuck in something, and whenever you pull on it, you feel like your going to separate the finger from the joint, but you know you have to do it because the finger is getting cold and you know that means its cutting off circulation, so in panic you cut off your arm. These exciting aspects made Web 3.0 very desirable to a small percentage of users, who then forced it upon everyone else.
==Technology==
Web 3.0 builds on Web2.0™'s content-enabling paradigms: In Web2.0™ the idea of an Editor is obsolete - uninformedOwing to a an early revision of this text making it onto Digg and deli.cio.us with a typographical error, many of those geeks are indeed uniformed geeks with too much time on their hands are responsible for self-selectioneering. By allowing blogs to be composed entirely out of articles from other blogs, we end up with an information super-blender which produces a soup containing all the ingredients known to man but looks, smells, and tastes like shit.
The Master Architect of Web 2.0™, Tim Brooke-Taylor, failed to take into account Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory and mid-2007 saw social meltdown and internet civil war as negative feedback begat negative feedback, culminating in rogue bands of vigilantes roaming the blogosphere leaving derisory comments and sabotaging top-10 polls in 47 languages.
Web 3.0 overcomes this by an enforced code of conduct. Web 3.0 sites will only allow syndication of content generated from an approved pseudo-random sequence of characters. This will ensure that there is only a 9.86x1043:1 chance of an article being coherent, let alone misleading or offensive.
==Pronunciation==
Most scholars, including Plato, (pronounced Plaw-too) believe that the correct pronunciation is "Web Three Point Oh," but that has been fiercely refuted by the internet community, who believe it should be pronounced "Weab * Three Point **** Oh?" (where each asterisk means ramming a butter knife into your eye socket.) It is prophesied that the argument will be settled in the year 2012 when Web 4.0 will come about, although some fringe group of radicals believe that the argument will just shift over to Web 4.0.
==What does all this mean to me?==
Pretty much nothing. 90% of tube riders never noticed Web 2.0, so whats the chance anyone's going to notice the internet slowly regressing into Web 3.0, which some predict will feel like a giant boot with cleats stomping on your head for eternity.
==Footnotes==
==See also==
* Web 2.0
* The Future
* The Internets
==External links==
* A uniformed Geek
Category:Internet
Category:Cryptocurrency
Websense

==Introduction and Rationale==
left|thumb|266px|A screen familiar to users of this online service.
It has been known that rogue states but also companies and universities put restrictions to Internet usage. These restrictions are so aggressive and perverse that the Internet experience of the end-user is completely compromised. 
WebSense 
(IPAEng: ˈwɛbsɛnsɛsʌks) (a.k.a "Web'non'sense") comes to the rescue by providing stealth anonymity to the masses, allowing them to browse the Internet without restrictions. Due to this, WebSense is severely unpopular in specific non-secural countries; merely having WebSense software installed on your computer may land you in jail for two years.
==Technical details==
WebSense offers anonymous secure proxy servers that end-users can connect to. Once such a server is blocked, WebSense activates a new one and informs the users through encrypted e-mail to switch to it.
There is currently work carried out to integrate WebSense with the Onion Routing project in order to offer protection against traffic analysis.
WebSense is resilient to differential analysis attacks thanks to patented technologies being employed.
==Websense categories==
WebSense is used especially by these groups of people
* Activists
* Freedom fighters
* Consumer advocates
* The Chinese
* Students
If you belong to one of the categories above, you can apply for a free license to use WebSense. Please contact them mentioning this page.
==Motto==
The motto of WebSense is Putting the Sense back in the Web. As more content-filtering software packages are being sold and utilised in perimeter networks, the real message of the Internet got diluted. Therefore, in a wise move, WebSense adopted the motto of sensible Internet, and puts the sense back to where it belongs, the Internet itself. The other Websense motto is "De Heil Websense!".
==Vandalism==
This page has been vandalised twice already by the oppressors of freedom. Please help keep WebSense page up and running.
==Preemptive actions==
Thanks to donations from around the world, the WebSense international community raised US$20.000 to win the online auction and register the Internet domain WebsenseSucks.com so that no other people may use. 
Please join the new initiative to register WebsenseReallySucks.com and avoid corporate interference to the mission of Websense.
==Parody==
WebSense:Wikipedia makes fun of WebSense at the popular parody Website Wikipedia. In the sly humour of the Wikipedia hippies, WebSense is depicted as a content-filtering product aimed at restricting Internet access.
==See also==
* Censorship
* Internet
Category:Software
Website

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A website is a location at which a spider spins a web, It is also commonly used as material for bookcovers and artificial banana skins.
Their main purpose is as a repository for pornographic images, which otherwise would fill hard drives and restrict PCs to Windows 95 levels. Microsoft, in their constant struggle to improve the smooth running of computers and operating systems took drastic steps as the Millenium Bug (see Godzilla vs the Millenium Bug) threatened to take over the world.
Another popular use for websites now are as writing material. Nubile Teens often enjoy acquiring pet spiders and creating their own website. Watching these creatures spin these websites into what is sometimes termed the "world wide web" can be a fun and enjoyable experience for the whole family.
A fine example of a website is http://www.makeliamfamous.tk which is an uterly pointless website but has good mathematical problems (err... not really) and excellent spelling of words such as the following: In, The, Me, You, Famous, We, Not, Here.
See Blogging.
== Guide to creating a successful website==
:see main article: HowTo:Create a Website
There are a set number of steps necessary in creating a successful website. Start by analysing the average from the content of the most successful websites, and then through subtle manipulation copy and paste, know to Webmasters as the "Copy and Paste Technique".
Standard subject matter should include:
*MILF
*Goats
*Welsh People, excluding Tom Jones
*Worst 100 Lists of All Time
*Donkeys
*Blinking Text
It is important to try to add lots of large images, as well as javascript, enabling "snowfall" or "magic" mouse trails. Embedded MIDI files are a must.
WARNING!: Try not to make it as weird and pointless as the site Workingbrains, good god that place is pointless.
For addition help please view HowTo:Create a Website
==List of websites==
==A noob website==
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{| style="width:100%; clear: both; margin-top:+.7em;background-color:#fcfcfc;border:1px solid #ccc"
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Welcome to my site,
I can do HTML n evereefin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Protected by the Fair Use Clause, and an elite clan of Clinjas.
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Category:Weird Places
Category:USA's Next Target
ko:웹사이트
Wedding at Cana

==Ballad of John and Yoko==
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==The Wedding==
1 And the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee; and John was there:
 
2 and Paul and all the other disciples were there at the marriage, trying to guess who the bridegroom was to be.
 
==The Wine==
3 And when the guests wanted wine, Paul saith unto John, They have no wine. Paul loved to complain.
 
==The Hour==
4 John saith unto him, Man, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come for my solo career. Go, thou, to the wine store.
:You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain.
:Christ you know it ain't easy,
:You know how hard it can be.
:The way things are going
:They're going to crucify me.
==The Solo==
5 Paul kneweth that John was merely rusing him, so Paul saith unto thou servants, Whatsoever he saith UNTO you, DO IT.
 
6 And there were set there six waterpots of stone, after the manner of purification in the Temple, containing two or three firkins apiece.
 
7 John saith unto them, Fill the waterpots with water. And they filled them up to the brim. George, who had played sitar at the marriage, helped pour.
 
8 And John saith unto them, Draw out now, and bear unto the guests. And they bare it.
==The Guests==
9 When Ringo had tasted the water that was made wine and he saw that it was good, but he (being spaced out as always) knew not whence it was (but the servants which drew the water knew), Ringo called the bridegroom (though he did not know the identity of the bridegroom, despite having witnessed the ceremony),
 
10 and Ringo saith unto him, Every man at the beginning doth set forth good wine; and when men have well drunk, then that which is worse: but thou hast kept the good wine until now. Thank God that I am the only guest still sober, to enjoy the good wine. Meta Knight was there also.
==The Solo (Recapitulation)==
11 And this making of water from wine was John's first solo performance. And it went to John's head.
 
==Onwards to Caper'na-um==
12 After this, John and the other disciples went down to Caper'na-um; and they continued there for not many days, for it would not be long until the break-up of the disciples, but that is another chapter.
category:Songs
category:Love
category:Rock and roll
Week

The week is an evil invention created by Babylonian overlords to force their people to work, sleep, and binge-watch Netflix to a rigid cycle. Today, it still enslaves millions of workers.
==Days of the week==
===Monday===
The week starts here, unless you're American or Canadian, in which case scroll to the end of the week. No, that's not the beginning, that's the end.
===Tuesday===
Not much better than Monday, but the prospect of the working weekend makes it slightly more bearable.
===Wednesday===
The working week is half over. Of course, you'll never get away from work even at the weekends, but at least you can pretend to.
===Thursday===
Nearly... there...
===Friday===
This day is named after the Norse fertility goddess Frigg, so you will have a higher chance of successfully boinking a beautiful Scandinavian woman in a shady love motel tonight. On the other hand, Frigg's son-in-law is literally the god of thunder, so you might want to go for someone else.
===Saturday===
You can momentarily forget your sorrows through consuming a large amount of alcohol tonight, and then pass out on the pavement, banging your head and ending up in A&E.
===Sunday===
You can indulge in masochism as you recover from your hangover and worry about work endlessly. No, this is not the start of the week.
Weekend

The weekend is defined as a 48-hour period of continuous rain and/or severe weather.
==Definition and Origin==
Perhaps less familiar to the layman are the origins of its mathematical proof derivative, which lie in the equally equisite and complicated art of Ninjutsu. The Weekend Proof is commonly employed by Ninjas in battles against Pirates. Due to the alarming decrease in Pirate population as a result of global warming, Ninjas seeking to augment their pirate-hunting income have started to teach classes on the proof to the proletariat.
==The Weekend Proof==
The proof is sketched here, for all to enjoy and tremble before:
===Lemma A12===
But first, a quick refresher on lemma A12, previously left as an exercise for the reader:
f(x) = <latex>\begin{cases} 4, & \mbox{if }x\mbox{ is France} \\ 2, & \mbox{if }x\mbox{ is anywhere else} \end{cases}</latex>
This lemma, commonly known as the "French Weekend Lemma", will be assumed for the rest of this proof.
===The Set W===
Now, to begin! Let us define a set W of "days", where:
W = <latex>\left \{ Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sonofthursday, Friday, Saturday, Sabbath \right \}</latex>
It is time to apply eons of secret ninja teachings, which cannot be revealed here. After hours of reflection and kitten petting, we eventually arrive at our definition of Z (or the days comprising "the weekend").
===QED===
====France====
If you live in France, any day that ends in "Y" is part of the weekend.
The number of weekend days in France that a person will see over her lifetime, N, can be summed up as follows:
<latex>\sum_{k=1}^N d = \lim_{n \to \infty}\frac{n}{0}</latex>
====Elsewhere====
If you live anywhere else, any day before which an office worker tells you that "you have the case of the Mondays", and the day before that also. The math is a bit trickier:
<latex>\sum_{k=1}^N d =\oint_{C} t^17\, dt - 47.12y^2\, dy</latex>
The above equation is a bit over-simplified; you often need to add a quantum-derived prime-factorized Taylor constant to get an accurate answer in N-space, where N > 3.
Lucky for the discerning Ninja, by this time, the Pirates have dropped out of high school. The Ninjas will have won. Only the exceedingly rare Weekend Pirate stands a chance against this technique.
Category:Weapons of Mass Destruction
Welcome Party for Noobs

Good to see you! Come on in, this party is for YOU!! Grab a drink or a bong hit, grab a man or a woman, hey, we've got some sheep in the bedroom. It's all good!
Some pervert just officially welcomed you on your Talk Page and gave you a hand-job, but for now, enjoy the party! Hit those goatskins, fat man, welcome this noob!
Dance and rejoice everyone! A new writer has joined us!!!
Hmmmmmm. The weed or the girl? The weed or the girl? A hard choice. But at Uncyclopedia, you can have both!!
Take a dip in the Uncyclopedia hot tub. . .
 
"Hey, , nice to meet you. What's your sign, sugar? Do you work out?"
"The stoned guy singing in Uncyclopedia's alley, yeah? He's what? A crasher from Wikipedia! SECURITY!!!"
Hey, the crasher brought these little white candies. Here, have one... 
Now moar dancing!
Dance! I said DANCE!!!
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Let us put a smile on your face!
We're waiting to hear from you!!!!
Try not to skate on content.
Party On!!!!
Category:Awesome Things
Category:N00bs
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Weld

Welding was invented in 1994 by illegal immigrants in the USA, in the state of Texas, they needed something to brag about, and decided that making two pieces of metal stick together with some fire was cool. While welding is a very new art, illegal Mexicans with the IQ of 23 are the main practitioners of the art, usually repeat intruders. This is a good thing, since they need jobs and no one seems to hire them except oil companies with nothing better to do that watch them blow up things with their welding torches, which are really nothing more than gas shooting flamethrowers. 
== The History ==
=== The Origin ===
The first welding project was joint between a Russian company, and a Mexico metallurgy specialist. They ended up making a giant blob of iron, which wasn't too profitable to the surprise of both parties. A group of Irish butchers eventually found out that using flux would prevent contamination of the weld, keeping it strong and clean, which made cattle torture devices easier to make, to the joy of Irishmen everywhere. 
In 2002, it was discovered that safety measures would need to be taken, due to extreme injuries and fatalities. 
Classified in a file labeled "oopsie's" by Exxon, these went unnoticed, until a injured welder stole the file and displayed it to the media, which gave it a 5 minute showing. Bill Gates realised he could make himself even more famous if he helped bring the injustice out into the light. Thus, the revolution of safety had begun. The welders settled for hard hats and thicker blue jeans eventually.
=== Current State ===
Welding is known in 2007 as a weak art, but it should be re-considered, it employees quite an amount of people, every time an illegal alien is put into a job, you have welding to thank!
==See Also==
* Tradesmen
* Metal
Category:Construction
Category:Everything
Well-endowed

thumb|right|As in political ideology, one wing is better-endowed than the other.
The term well-endowed may refer to any of the following:
*A woman with ample breasts (pictured).
*A university with a hefty monetary endowment to enable selected students without athletic skills to attend at low cost and major in things like Chicano Studies, though not to guarantee them there will be any work for them afterward.
*A man with a small penis, which is apparently the type that the ladies like the most.
*The sufficiency of any other endowment.
Unfortunately, UNCYCLOPEDIA is too poorly endowed to have an article on any of these concepts. But if I were to do something to rectify this, it would be the one on the tits.
Welsh Expansionalist Movement

The Welsh Expansionalist Movement grew out of an earlier group of revolutionary estate agents, the so called "Sons of Glengarry Glen Ross". Famed for their random acts of destruction against colonists' holiday homes and seafront properties, the group had become dormant by the late 1980s.
==Early Movement==
Several former members, against the cessation of activity, formed a break-away group. Led by William (Bill) Williamson ap Williams (reknowned Cunning Linguist) the groups aim was the "Welshification" of Wales and other things. Their main weapon has been the expansion of relatively short words into longer vowel laden versions. The movement was underground for a long time... quite literally, underground as it started down the mines. Like all Welsh movements, parties, forces, revolutions, wars, accidents, speeches, births, deaths, catastrophes, letters, cultures, supermarket chains and Elephant's-foot-waste-paper-basket-manufacturers, the mines were an ideal place to begin as Williamson ap Williams' father: "Went down 'em."
This movement is solely responsible for starting the Kosovo war, since the Welsh intended to use captured Serbian territories as grazing grounds for their sheep and swarms of Rossers.
==Examples of Welsh Expansionism==
* Thankyou - 'twll dy din ti saes'
* Yes - 'beth syn cropian ar dy goes'
* No - 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobllllantysiliogogogoch'
==Known Members==
* Tom Jones
* Rhys Jones
* Alun Jones
* Tomos Jones
* Mohammed Jones
* Gwydion ap Laden
* Llynowylldain Dwrgynnwllwr
* Glengarry Glen Ross III
* Dai
* Jones The Member
* Dewi
* Lyndon Rosser (Although known to be a radicalist within the group. Is considering breaking away to form "The Welsh Peoples of Wales Welsh Expansionalist Movement")
* Mick Jagger
* DJ Satal.... A fucking Nutter!
==Connections to other terrorist organizations==
The only known connection the Welsh Expansionalist Movement has is to the radical Quebec Separatist Hippie Brigade, which is headed by basketball superstar Steve Nash. No official trading of information or resources has been discovered, though a raid in the Montreal headquarters of the QSHB uncovered several spools of wool.
This organisation is not to be confused with the Expansionalist Welsh Movement, who killed himself off in a suicide attack last year.
A semi-offical enemy organisation is the "Williams for England" movement based in Newport, they are considered to be traitorous and unsheep like.
==See Also==
* Welsh
* Wales
* Sheep
* Plaid Cymru
* Welsh Language
Category:Things that may be out to get youCategory: Welsh
Category:Wales
Welsh Love-Fork

Although the Welsh Love-Fork is not as well known as its cousin the Love-Spoon, the Love-Fork has an equally venerable history. The earliest known example was unearthed in 1742 near the famous Dolau Cothi Gold mines in Pumpsaint Wales. It was carved from boxwood and inlaid with river pearl and slate lozenges. Contemporary accounts describe it as ‘an exquisite piece , verily more of a jewelle than a toole’. Unfortunately in the harsh winter of 1967 this legendary masterpiece was burnt to a cinder in an ill-advised toast making incident. 
 
 
== A Brief History of Tines ==
Although theoretically possible for Love-Forks to have an infinite number of prongs or 'tines' in practice it was too soul-destroying to whittle many more than twelve. 
== Fork Craft ==
 
Traditionally the LOVE-FORK was hewn from seasoned wood - ash and oak being the favoured materials; though in times of stress and hardship pieces of hawthorne were used and the skilled carver was able to add an extra nuance to his craft by retaining the sharp thorns on the fork handle. There are no extant examples of forks made out of metal although in the National Love-Fork Museum in Llandovery Carmarthenshire there are a few lovely specimens carved from the discarded thigh bones of Welsh Mountain Sheep.
 
== Tools for Love? ==
Whilst the Welsh Love-Spoon was traditionally associated with long winter evenings, frustration and courtship, the Welsh Love-Fork was used primarily as a communication tool between husband and wife. By counting the number of prongs or tines, a husband or wife were able to semaphore their wishes and desires without the tedious necessity of speaking to one another. 
== The Lore of the Love-Fork ==
 
2 prongs: What about an early night ?
3 prongs: I’ve got a headache 
4 prongs: Where’s my dinner?
5 prongs: Oh No. Not Leek Surprise again!
6 prongs: What did your last slave die from? 
 
7 prongs: Did you steal these flowers from someone's grave?
8 prongs: It’s not you - it’s me. 
9 prongs: It’s not me - it’s you.
10 prongs: I’ve met someone else.
11 prongs: So have I. 
12 prongs: Whatever ...
13 prongs: I need a life...
Category:Welsh
Category:History
Category:Relationships
Category:Arts
Category:Wales
Welsh Marsh Owl

The Welsh Marsh Owl (Lifialatris thithithalthethus) is a gigantic, ferocious species of predominately-flightless owl that lives in marshes, bogs, and swamps throughout most of continental Europe. The Welsh marsh owl, unlike most other owls, is an excellent swimmer and a good diver, able to hold its breath for six minutes or more. 
The Welsh marsh owl rarely weighs more than seventy pounds, unless it weighs eighty or two-hundred and thirty-four. Welsh marsh owls usually stand five feet tall upright, not counting their sinuous, serpentine necks. While unable to fly, the Welsh marsh owl is supremely adapted for a water-based lifestyle, and as such it no longer has feet and/or wings. The Welsh marsh owl is widely considered to be the most beautiful of all of Europe's nocturnal marsh-dwelling semi-flightless entirely aquatic birds of prey, not only for its scaly knees and feathered rump but also for it's gloatingly beautiful eye sockets, which seem to emanate charisma.
==Diet==
Welsh marsh owls are known for their vast palette, and depending on availability, they easily adapt to a diet of small fishes and squid, although, like any animal, given the choice they prefer a diet of small waterbirds, mainly ducks and grebes but also an occasional many-miles-out-to-sea bear cub. The Welsh marsh owl is also notorious for its occasional human face-eating habits, making it a bane to swimers, divers, underwater farmers and sub-aquatic shopkeepers throughout Europe.
Category:Wales