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King Koopa's Kool Kartoons lost episode

The long-awaited sequel to Reasons!
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==L'histoire.==
One day I was at a garage sale at my neighbor's convience store's website. I noticed a tarnished VHS tape, labeled in some sort of Korean. It roughly translated to "God my penis fucking hurts," but it was clearly broken English, so I translated it to "King Koopa's Kool Kartoons: Lost Episode. Property of Rareware." I went to the old man running the sale, and asked how much it costed. He said, "It's free. It used to belong to some kid who used to live here, but he moved away. Also, I am a large fan of Blood on the Dance Floor." 
"That is completely relevant to the situation and my life is now further enhanced due to my knowledge of this," I replied.
I went home and put the tape into my blu-ray. Somehow, this VHS tape wasn't working in my blu-ray. Strange, isn't it? But I strangely decided to put it into my VCR, and it worked. I was already starting to get a little weirded out. 
Soon the video began. It was a little static-y, but nothing to worry about. The familiar theme song you all love and remember began to play. Only, with one small difference. King Koopa had hyper-realistic eyes, as if he was being played by a human actor. But he couldn't have possibly been. Everyone knows all the events of the Super Mario series really took place!  
Soon, the first act began. I turned off my copy of Sonic 3 because I remembered that I was watching something. At this point, the static was out of control and a low droning noise was the only audible sound. There was a split second shot of King Koopa and PATRIXXX beating up a short man. Then the tape ended.
I couldn't believe it. This had to be some kind of cruel joke! Who dare make a mockery of the best show since Who's The Boss?
Then I woke up and Happy Appy killed me.
... ur next
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King Midas' Gold

King Midas was nice, and outgoing. He loved all his citizens, his royal rose garden, but greatest of all, his daughter, Ariella. Ariella loved his rose garden, but above all, Midas loved his gold collection. One day, Daedalus showed up at his door, saying, "I will grant you one wish, if you promise to use it wisel-" He got cut off by Midas. "I wish for everything I touch to turn into gold!" "Deal, if you give me your roses and all your slaves!" "Fine!" cried Midas. With a poof of smoke, Daedalus disappeared.
Laughing maniacally, Midas touched a kitten. Pfwingle! The kitten was now an immobilized statue of gold! "It worked!" he cried. He went off to find Daedalus, and turn him into gold. That was a bad idea. Daedalus seemed to cast another spell on Midas. He touched a flower, hoping to get a pretty golden flower, instead greeted by a golden shiny zombie!! Midas panicked and ran. The zombie was too fast. It grabbed Midas's hand, and forced him to touch his head! He turned into a zombie. He lurks in the most foul house ever! The food is like... Oh. I don't need to tell you. You already know.
Midas lives in your house.
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King Neptune's Final

Hello I will be telling you about a Lost Episode Of SpongeBob that Disturbed me and Traumitazed Me Enjoy. It Looked like a Normal Spongebob Episode and the theme Song Played but somethig was wrong.The Backround Was Darker then Normal.And when I heard the Pirate say.Are you ready kids?I heard a small voice that sounded like Spongebob and it said I am are you?That freaked me out but I continued on.The title also disturbed me it Said King Neptune's Final.In a scribbled way like a 5 year old wrote it.The Episode didnt start good either.It was night an there was nothing in the sky no flowers or stars or anything.Plankton was stealing the Crown of Neptune.Spongebob was strangely at the Chum Bucket and his eyes looked crazed.He Said Thank you you have done your good deed today now its my turn.Spongebob then said Ill free you from the toture of the world!He grabbed a knife beside him and chopped plankton to bits.I was scared so bad so I tried to turn off the tv but I couldnt find the remote.Then I remembered my little sister had it in her room.I had to finish the episode.It was the next day and Spongebob was walking to Sandy's with a hatchet in his hand......He burst through the glass as if a maniac and found sandy in her suit he decided to break the glass of her helmet leaveing little pieces in her face and her unable to breathe.Spongebod had a Evil Smile and his teeth were broken off.He headed down to Squidwards and Patrick's House.He Strangely had 2 grenades and threw one in each house.The Episode was near its end.He went down to the Krusty Krab.At this point I had enough I went to go get the remote but my little sister locked the door and my parents were on a date.So I decided to finish it SpongeBod Had A huge Machete.He snuck into Mr.Krabs Office but Mr.Krabs didnt see him.Spongebob let out a blood curling scream I had to block my ears.Mr.Krabs Surprsed had no time to react.Spongebob stabbed multiple times to break his shell when he did Mr. Krabs splattered.Spongebob grabbed his machete and said 2 simple words: Youre NEXT.
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King of equestira 2: big takeover

hi, i'm jonathan, just your average teenager. let's cut to the chase. so i was going to my room after lunch to chill but then i saw a portal and it was slowly sucking me and the objects around me inside and i was like "WHAT THE F**K" and i tried to outrun it but the pull was so hard that i eventually got sucked in. i was screaming as i went through time and space but then suddenly it started changing colors and it went to pink and i hit a hard ground but i survived that cause if i died that would've ruined the story, i then got up and discovered this magical colorful bubbly place that seemed familiar, but then i realized that i was in equestira and i was all like "BUT HOW?! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A PIECE OF FICTION WITH A HUGE FANBASE! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!" but then suddenly i got hit by a magic beam of light and felt my bones form in a millisecond and it felt painful, then i later on got up and then looked at what i became, turns out that i became a allicorn that can do the best unthinkable magic ever, then i later on flew to the canterlot castle and broke the glass, i then got up and out came face to face with a king sitting on his throne drinking coffee to start the morning, then he later on noticed me and said "who the hell are you lying around in my castle?" then i said "i am jonathan, i used to be a teenager but now i'm like you." then the king dropped his coffee and flew over to kick me in the face but i dodged it and started sparking lightning movie sonic style and threw him, i was like "wait what the hell happened?" and the king said "you threw me you stupid fat ugly crusty musty dusty piece of trash", then i somehow got offended by what he said and i made him have the biggest mistake of his life, i then curled up into a ball and started sparking and i dashed at him and exploded him and i was still sparking and i got red pupils and looked over to be face to face with 6 colorful ponies, i then said "who are you guys supposed to be?" and the pony with rainbow hair said "you killed him... our king... lightning thundercrash..", then i said "well he got the biggest mistake of his life on his hands so i'm gonna destroy you all you f**king idoits lol tptororlrlrorotolrltoltloro", then after a long battle of beating the everloving s**t out of those same ponies i sat on the throne that lightning thundercrash was once on, and took his place...
THE END LOL
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King of the HELL

One day I was looking around e-bay when I stumbled accross a user named OldDude666 who gave me a strange disk for free. I was all like,0-0. It read, "KING OF THE HELL-SEASON 666." in black marker.
==Episodes==
When I turned on my PC, my wallpaper was dripping hyper-realistic blood. I ignored it, and clicked on Windows Media Player and started watching my favorite show. It just went to the episode selection screen. It was black, with white letters dripping hyper-realistic blood. There was one episode, Bobby Dies. It was a 50 second short of Hank killing Bobby with an axe. There was hyper-realistic blood everywhere! I then got a phone-call that my family's car crashed with my mom, dad, and sister in it.
==Epologe==
I contacted Mike Judge, and brought up King of the Hell. When I did, he kept telling me he did not create it. I belived him and hung up. I acculatly kinda like King of the Hill again. I finaly can rest from all the terror it caused me.cli
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King of the Hill Anime

Hank: So, uh, this morning i caught Bobby watching *Japanese Cartoons* on the computer. It was just a bunch of pink and sparkles and little girls with alien eyes. I tell ya, that boy ain't right.
Dale: Sounds like a classic gray alien to me. You know they've already invaded human society in a plot to enslave us all.
Boomhauer:Youknowdemjapanesecartoonsmandemboomboompowninjamagicdemgatdangsushirollsanddemtentaclecom
cisman. Lolis.
Bill: I knew a guy on the army base who liked to watch Japanese cartoons in the computer lab. His captain caught him and he was discharged for being "undesirable". What a shame.
Hank: But why would he be interested in asian cartoons? What ever happened to Superman - The Man of Steel, and the rest of the Justice League? And why would a boy be interested in watching little japanese girls have tea parties or arrange flowers?
Dale: It's todays youth culture, Hank. They're not interested in caped crusaders who fight for morality. They like the exotic and the sexually ambiguous.
Hank: Well i'll be damned if i'm going to let Bobby turn into an oriental sissy. First thing tomorrow i'm taking him to the comic book store and buying him a Superman comic.
Bill: Oh! While you're there, could you pick me up a copy of Azumanga Daioh? The computer lab guy said it was "kah-whhyyyy"
Hank: ...Go home Bill.
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King of the Hill Lost Halloween Special

I've been a big fan of King of the Hill and have always been one. But something about this episode just... didn't feel right.
I was browsing the KotH subreddit and came across a post that linked to a BlogSpot page (which I won't link for reasons you will see). The blog in particular had a file that contained a lost Halloween special of King of the Hill. My curiosity had got up to me; I checked to see if the file contained any viruses and downloaded it.
The episode theme song played, but in black and white and no music. It started with Hank going to use the bathroom, only to find Bobby painting his nails.
"Bobby! No!" Hank yelled, as he snatched Bobby. He began to lecture him on how nail-painting is "only for girls." Peggy thought that Hank was overreacting. He then turned to Peggy and yelled at her about how he doesn't want Bobby to "end up as a sissy." The animation began more choppy and rough at this point. He then hit Peggy in the nose, giving her a nosebleed. She then ran into their room and tried to call the cops, only to be grasped onto the neck by Hank. He then threw Peggy outside of the house and then told her to never come back.
It then came back to the house, which had looked like it hadn't been cleaned in months. Bobby looked skinny and malnourished, while Hank looked rough and had torn up clothes. He then sat on the couch and began crying for what seemed like a minute. His crying sounded nothing like Mike Judge and more as if they had put a stock sound effect over Hank crying. He grabbed a rifle and then told himself "It has to been done."
He graphically kills the neighborhood; he had put Kahn's and Minh's head on a meathook, stabbed Joseph and Nancy (and John Redcorn, of course), and had ran over Bill and Boomhauer's torso with his lawn mower.
He then comes back to his house, only to find Dale standing in his backyard. Hank approaches Dale, only to be shot with one of his guns hidden in his sock. Dale then says:
"For all my life, Hank, I had thought you were the one to look up to. I guess I was wrong. You really don't know how I feel."
It then cuts to the credits with no music.
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Kingdom Hearts 3D Dream Drop Death

I went down to the local yard sale. I had found Kingdom Hearts 3D Dream Drop Distance really cheap and slightly used. I went home and put it in my 3DS and started me 3DS up. As I saw the logo on my 3DS Sora's eyes were blood red and his hands where fuzzy and static, there was no dream eater there.
I choose to create a file but the only difficulty was "Critical Mode". I really wanted to do this mode after I beat the game but I was fine with it now. There was no cutscenes or tutorial it just shoved me into it straight into the Ursla battle. She had a lot of graphical bugs like Sora's hands. She had hardly any health and there was no Riku but I heard and saw attacks going off. Sora's keyblade was not there so I thought, "Fighting with punches YEAH!"
The Ursla battle ended and the game skipped right to playing as Riku. He was invisible like his keyblade and there was a lot of weird noises coming from the 3DS they sounded like voices but muffled. I went through the door then my 3DS stop running the game and I couldn't press home so I turned it off. When I reloaded the game my save file skipped to the world that wasn't meant to be but the DS called it "Unknown data". This time Riku was visible but he was just a giant static figure.
I somehow got into a fight with black coat nightmare and the battle was easy all he did was stand there. Then it makes its own cutscene where the black coat nightmare takes off the hood and the 3DS crashes and erases all the data. I reloaded my 3DS and go back on the game and there's a static noise for 2 minutes the static noise went in until it died down. Then my 3DS screamed at me and I threw it against the wall to never play a hand console game ever again.
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Kip the haunted human being

Kip is a loser who hates oreos and sour patch kids. all he dose all day is go on omegle and yell at people. BUT ONE DAY! he went to a garage sell and found Super Mario 64. he went home and played it. and here's what he said: "this is the worst game i ever played, the graphics are crap compared to Call of Duty! and Mario controls like a tank, and the story is JUST TERRABLE! i'd rather root for a rock than a fat itilian fatso!" "lets not forget to mention: -
Horrible main character
-Bad story
-Awful dialouge
-Bad gunplay
-Pointless cursing
-Long, boring platforming and driving sections 
-Ugly visuals
-Fails to be shocking, sexy, or funny. Overall, Source Filmmaker is barely playable, not funny, rampantly offensive, and one of the wost games I've ever played in my entire life." Kip was a bad man. he died and turned into a desert. he will be missed...
UNTIL ONE DAY HE CAME BACK TO LIFE!
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Kipper Lost Epesode: Tiger Torth DEAD

1 stoopid day TIGER bot a torch 4 2 dollars and sos TIGER asked Kipper "Wear cam we go campin?" and Kipper said back "Let's go 2 d Forest o d Patrixx." Arnold d pig came n d room and died of headache and Tiger said "Lol no tat place be scarry! There B lots o PATRIXX!!!" Kipper said "LOL ur dumb now lets take Arnold and barry him where we place our tent." Tiger says "Fine" but then Pig came in room and seen dead Arnold's head that was dead and then Pig died of Alsimers. Kipper said "Anodr Dead body that we gotsta burry." 
It then skip 2 the part where they R N th tent. So Kipper start to tell th spooky story form teh evil book that he brings. "Deep in th middle of the forest o d Patrixx, there was a horrible horrendous - terrible tremendous-" Then a thing interrupt him and he looked outside the tend and he seen the hyperrealistic mailman running around screaming about "TEAM JACOB!!!" and then he sees a army of vampires from stoopid movie and sayd "Yo need shut up!!!" and they all lookt at eachother and siad "OBEY DOGGIE GASANI!!!" 
Author's note: Kipper was the leader of the Italian Moffia n a past life and his name was Doggie Gasani.
Anyway dey said dat ten they all died lol then the Patrixx Flowers ate all of them. The the Patrixx Flowers said "Lololol more for the army of the skeloltens!" 
So they try agoan 2 read and Kipper say "Deep in the middle of the Forest o d Patrixx there was a horrible horrendous, terribel tremendous-" Then a mouth tentacle of C'Shan ate dead Pig and dead Arnold. Tiger get real scared and started screaming "U S2PED KIPPER U CAN SUCK MY KNICKERBOCKERS!!! I TOLD U TERRIBLE THINGS LIVE N D FOREST O D PATRIXX!!!" kipper say "Deep in th middle of the Forest o d PATRIXX, there was a horrible horrendous, terrible tremendous-" Tiger interuppt and said "U NO LISTEN 2 ME UR SUPPOSTED 2 B SUCKIN MY KNICKERBOCKERS!!!" Kipper then said "Deep in the middle of the Forest o d PATRIXX there was a horrable horendous, terrible tremendous... PATRIXX!!!" Tiger scream like a girl and wet his knickerbockers the PATRIXX poped out and said "SURRENDER NOW DIE!!!" and so Evil Kipperxx and Evil Patrixx ate Tiger and they won.
Ur Next
- Love Doggie Gasani
T nd
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Kirby's Evil Yarn

Everyone knows Kirby, the fat pink glob, and everyone loves Kirby. If only everyone knew the truth about Kirby. It started when I was playing Kirby's 'Epic' Yarn. I found it quite humerus that the entire point of the game was to be a participant in a collectithon. Was there no end to Kirby's unquenchable thirst for money, or 'beads' as they called it in this game? That's when it hit me. Kirby was the embodiment of greed, one of the seven deadly sins. Kirby is also a FAT, pink, GLOB. He's also usually portrayed as motivated by sweets. There's even a cake land in 'Epic' Yarn. His primary attack in most games is consuming his enemies, and STEALING their abilities. In this game Kirby's main method of attack is using a WHIP, a common item in what is known as 'BDSM'. He's also pink, the color of lust. He can have other methods of attack if you STEAL them from enemies and Prince Fluff. Kirby is also potrayed as lazy, being a fat pink glob and all, but if he is motivated, he goes on literal massacres across the lands, killing everything in sight, and looks on them as his enemies, just another pitiful obstacle to crush, he believes he is the judge, jury, and executioner, judging all, believing he himself is free from this judgement. So, there's greed, gluttony, envy, wrath, lust, sloth, and pride. Kirby is THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS. But wait, there's MORE! There are six main worlds, not counting Dream Land or Quilty Square. There are six tenants in the apartment building, and six non boss stages in each of those six lands. 666. Odd. There are even more spooky things. For example, there are three collectibles in each stage, three waddle dees on the loading screen, and three floors in the apartment building. That's 333. Times that by the 2 shopkeepers and you get 666 again. The tenants in the apartment building are even defined by deadly sins. Zeke has clones of himself, which seems pretty prideful, and narcisstic, so maybe even lust.. Beadrix has you collect beads, which is pretty greedy. Carrie has you carry her everywhere, which is sloth. Buster has you eradicate so called 'enemies' from the world, which is wrath. Mara is pride once again, believing she can beat Kirby the Destroyer in a race. So, what does this mean? Well the main antagonist in the series is a king, and in 'Epic' Yarn, it's a creative guy. Does this seem familiar? It's an allegory. Kirby is a powerful demon, quite possibly satan. He is rampaging across Hell in Epic Yarn, and in the mainline he is on Earth. The fights where Kirby beats Yin Yarn and Dedede are in his imagination. 'But wait! When Kirby falls into a hole, Angie, an ANGEL, saves him.' I hear you say. I have two words for that. Fallen Angel. Boom. Mind blown. It all makes sense now. Kirby's 'Epic' Yarn isn't just some kid's game where you can't actually die, but an allegory for Satan in HELL.
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Kirby's Suicide: The Haunted Journal

April 1st, 20XX
I'm going to kill myself tomorrow for no reason whatsoever other than to re-enact all of those shitty creepypastas that that were written while the author thought that something's automattically scary if something commits sucide, I just think it's the best for this fourth-wall breaking satire.
April 2nd, 20XX
Okay, guys, Even though Dream Land is a very happy place to live and there is no reason to create a hyper-realistic mess inside my own house, I'm going to commit suicide just for the shock value.
April 3rd, 20XX
That's it. Tommorow, I'm going to kill myself and I'm going to say that nobody will care about it even though I am one of the most celebrated heroes in Dream Land just to be dramatic in this journal. Are you wondering why I am dedicating an entire journal just to these notes?
UPDATE: Crap, I've posted these notes on the Creepypasta Wiki and the administators have deleted it, they're telling me that the reason they deleted this is because of the trollpasta-ish nature of this. I wonder why they don't understand the seriousness of my depression and near suicide.
April 4th, 20XX
(There are bloody stains here, I can tell that something horrible happened while this was still open)
That's it, I'm going to kill myself today, and there's no going back. Go forward, go forward, go forward go forward go forward go forward GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD JUST DO IT YOU MISERABLE MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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