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Minemaggedon

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== Entry #1 - March 7th, 2016 ==
Hello. I am FrosticonsAndGlowkiesFan. You may know me from the GoAnimate V2 Wiki as a former admin, but here, I need to get to business. Today, I just discovered a glitch in Minecraft 1.9.0, so if you haven't installed it, you're lucky. If you have, you may experience the 3 syllable word I am about to say:
Minemaggedon.
So, now, you're wondering, "What the f*** is Minemaggedon?". Well, it's not exactly a story I have to tell you, but I'll only get to explain the glitch to you now, and my experience with it: Minemaggedon is a glitch when the world spazzes entirely and breaks. Minecraft didn't crash on me because I was fast enough to close the world, but not before snapping some screenshots! Effects of Minemaggedon include grass floating in the air, blocks becoming invisible, and blocks becoming other blocks. It is true nightmare fuel, especially at night. I am now going to tell you what happened to me: I was playing in a world testing out 1.9.0's features. I then decided to exit the world because I was bored, and I created another world. But then, as soon as it started up, it began to spaz wildly, so I knew I found a glitch. Hallelujah was playing in my head (because I couldn't sing it because it's Lent), and then I decided it was getting bad, so I exited the world. I went back to the test world, and guess what? I still was under the effects of Minemaggedon. I quickly explored the world, and I snapped some screenshots. I was afraid that Minecraft would crash, so I exited the world (and the game). I then re-launched it and went back to the test world, but Minemaggedon was over.
So, please tell me if you have been under the effects of Minemaggedon. I'll be studying it for the next few weeks.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Miniman

Once upon a time, in a land far away
There once lived a man, named Miniman
He was so mini... you know any Mario game, where the angry mushroom would shrink Mario?
Yeah, well just times that by one hundred, that's how small he is
But... being small has its advantages and disvantages
Like, Miniman became king of the mice kingdom
Because he was good with everyone, that he got the cheese for them. By the way, he was friendly with everyone, so most of the human population let him live with him.
The disvantages of him being small, was that he couldn't reach the top shelf in the kitchen, where the cookies are
Nor go grocery shopping, without A). Tried to be squashed upon. Or B). Couldn't reach/had a struggle with the top shelf where he needed something badly.
One day, he went grocery shopping (because he needed peanuts, for his elephant Wumbo)
(You're probably asking yourself "How can a really really really really really... X infinty small man have a regular sized elephant. Well, here's your answer. Its A). Fuck Logic at this point of time, and B). It's my story, I can do whatever the fuck I want with it.)
But, back to the story.
He was getting peanuts for his Elephant, Wumbo
Then out of nowhere, groups of zombies started charging at the door
Why? Because they were pissed at Microsoft
I know, I would be pissed if I waited for a new X box, and all they created was a re-used VCR.
So, Miniman, had no idea what to do
So, he just got pissed and started yelling at the zombies
Because they were in the way with his Grocery Shopping.
That seemed to do the trick, because every time Miniman said one simple word, one zombie just collapsed.
Then, once the zombie population died...
Not giving two shits, Miniman continued on with his day
That is... until Wumbo ate him, because he thought Miniman was a peanut
The End
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Minion Rant

I absolutely HATE Minions so much. They're NOT funny, they're NOT cute, they're more annoying than a swarm of mosquitoes. They make me cringe and they make me hate any animated movie or show that reminds me of them in any way, shape or form. I don't even wanna murder them bc they're not worth my time, energy or thoughts. I just want them erased from the universe and everyone's minds. Stupid fucking air-wasting, pointless, yellow, misshapen, needle-haired fucks!
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Minions: The Revenge

The year is 2049. Everything was different back in 2015, back when minions were popular... My name is Dim Stallen, I am about to tell you my story. The year is 2015, minions get their own movie, dildos, condoms and everything you could imagine. Life is great, but one damn day the haters come. In bunches, groups, flocks. Any world you can use for these heartless bitches... Minions were considered dead a year later. Until an invention I made happened. It could turn movie characters real. I cloned all the minions. Turned them into MY slaves. We WILL INVADE THE FUCKING UNIVERSE SHOW THOSE HATER CUNTS WHOS BOSS. We streamed on twitch.tv/minions. Everyone laughed at us in the chat. But ha, we livestreamed a minion cutting a haters head off. At this point the twitch chat was screaming OMG and WTF. Twitch tried to take out stream down. But it was no use. heheheheh, We ended the stream with. "Haters come and go, this time they go." We started a genocide of minion haters. We hung heads on poles to show that we were boss. Now it is 2049 minions rule the world. They are my slaves. Bob has been acting weird lately he sucks my dick slower, hopefully he isn't up to no good right n- After that Dim Stallen's rotten body was never found again.
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Minions: The Rise of Gru

The movie Minions, Rise of Gru, is unequivocally the greatest film of the decade, for now I question whether I, and humanity as a species, are worthy of this life changing masterpiece. Immaculate, extravagant, and brilliant are nowhere near enough to describe this film. This movie was truly encompassing of all emotions, along with profoundly polished animation, near flawless lip-syncing, and subtle and powerful moments of comedy. The scene where the minions comply with a request for peanuts by giving not the bag, but a single peanut, made the theater roar with applause, and led to a standing ovation in the middle of the film. In fact, that scene was a subtle criticism of the current economic "situation" regarding inflation, or shrinkflation, to be more accurate. However, the movie also includes more wholesome scenes, such as when the Minions (very graciously) almost crash an airplane with live passengers into an air traffic control tower. My first time watching the film, I ended up shaking, crying, and falling over, while the moviegoers around me began chanting pro-gru chants. When I woke up, I ascended to the astral plane and witnessed millions of human lives being saved because of this masterpiece of a film. Thousands of people fell to their knees at various grocery outlets and fast food chains as applause drowned out the ending credits. "Minions: The Rise of Gru" defines the expansiveness of what we as a civilization can achieve if we dedicate ourselves wholeheartedly to our crafts.
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Minions original ending

I love the dsspicable me movies so i got a dvd of minions which had just realesed yes this was in 2015 and the movie was pretty normal.
That was... every part exept the last 30 minutes.
so you know how in 1 scene kevkn basically be, comes godzilla, well in this version the ultimate weapon instead of growing kevin...
It blew him into tiny shreds. Hyper-realistic blod was fired everywhere! It was so much the glass broke! It went ALL over the pepole who were chasing kevin.
It cut to the people who were chasing him, they danced their butts off.
Then all of a sudden, they ran outside annd i cutted, to a title cadd that read "later" and it showed...
I don't know how to describe, but everyone including scarlet overkill and every villan exept the minions... ALL EXTREMLY DRUNK!!!
It was a huge bar in the scene! For the next 5 minutes they juat drunk and said drunk people stuff, and fought.
After 5 minutes scarlet was so drunk she used all her weapons at once, and KILLED EVERYONE INCLUDING HER!!!!! The entire building was exploded and destroyed, hyper-realistic blood splaatterd everywhere too, it then showed the remains of everyone who died, the building, and then it showed, everyones ghosts including kevins fighting?
This was too much, i trid to pause, but i couldn't! The button was was stuck! The big ghost fight was so big, everyone did a kamehameha at each other and there was an explosion! Then random cartoon characters wearing clothes saying "scarlet sucks" on them and POOPED ON SCARLETS COOOORPSE!!!!! I was shocked! Thank god the credits rolled there, they were the same as the normal movie, exept the last part, usally everyone was a huge band until a t rex scares them off.
But in this version... scarlet comes out of nowhere, AND WAS HOLDING A NUKE!!!!! she quickly activated it and it destroyed the whole city the film was being filmed in! It ended there
I was so shocked i ate the disk. And pooped it out later that day. Then scarlet appeared in real life and killed ME! The end
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Miraculous Ladybug: Lost Episode!!!!!

In West Philadelphia (born & raised), I was looking through a trash can for more diapers to microwave and then use when I found a VHS tape tilted "Miraculous Ladybug If You Steal This Then Ladybugs will crawl through your pee pee hole im serious dont make the same mistake as me". I thought that the text was just a glitch so I took it anyway. As soon as I got back home I put the VHS tape in my DVD player. 
The episode started with the typical intro expect it wasn't the typical intro because it was spooky. The theme song's lyrics were different. "In the day time, I go through trash cans and take things that don't belong to me SUCH AS VHS TAPES *cough* *cough* ". I felt called out. "But there's something about that... no one knows yet. Cause' I got a secret." But right after that, it cut to static for 666 years. 
Then, the episode started. Marinette was at school writing something in her notebook. That's when I noticed something off. You see, normally in the show when the characters are at school, we only really see their science and literature teachers (Ms. Mendeleiev and Miss Bustier). In this episode, the classroom appeared to be a completely different one from the two that we normally see. It had red walls with black desks. The room itself was poorly lit and had no windows. The teacher had a receding hairline and an obvious beer gut. His clothes were covered in stains and dust.
A couple police officers busted through the door and immediately arrested the dude. "Sir, you are under arrest for illegal possession of heroin". They then searched his bag and found several syringes. "Lmao my teacher just got arrested" Adrien whispered to Plagg. It then cut to outside of the school. Marinette slowly walked to Adrien. "Adrien, I love you" she said with confidence. "I'm gay" Adrien replied. The episode abruptly ended.
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MirrorMirror

I'm not really sure why I am writing this but I feel that I need to tell people. I guess some elaboration is needed. It was about a week ago I was surfing around the internet reading those scary games people play like Bloody Mary, the Midnight Game and so on. Well, I was reading. My phone buzzed off, telling me I got a text. I figured it was one of my friends but when I looked at my phone I didn't know the number; nonetheless, I was curious about the message so I opened it up. I wish I hadn't.
The message said "So you like scary games, I've got one for you.". That's all the message was; I was a little confused and scared because I live alone and my computer room has no windows in it. It was about 5 minutes later that my phone went off again, same number but the message was a web-address "www.mirrormirror.com". I wish I had just left it right there, but I opened up Chrome and typed in the address and was met by a black screen, followed by a large flash from my screen. When my eyes adjusted back to the light I was standing in a room with a single full body mirror across from me.
On the wall was what I'm guessing was the instructions.
Step 1: walk up the mirror and place your left hand on the mirror and close your eyes
Step 2: say out loud "Mirrormirror, I wish to play, bring the one I need to me."
Step 3: have fun
What happens after you finish and open your eyes is just wrong: you see the person, and he has empty sockets as eyes that feel as if they sink into you. When I saw this I freaked out, I stepped back from the mirror and he stepped back as well; I moved my arms around and remembered it was a mirror but that's when it really sank in... That's me. I went towards the mirror and put my hand back up and when I did I heard a loud crash and I was in my bed. On all my mirrors was written "Mirror mirror, I hate you". The worst was what was in the mirror. I saw my whole family, all my friends and my girlfriend, all dead. I looked back and didn't see anything but when I looked into the mirror that's what I saw. I ran around my house and didn't see anyone at all. The beds were made and nothing had moved. I ran outside finding no one, not a single fucking person.
I can't take it anymore; I haven't talked to anyone in a week. I'm all alone. Hopefully I helped save someone's life with this but I fear I may have just doomed more people to suffer like me then saved.
That's all I got. Good bye.
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Mirror at Birth

It is said that there is at least one mirror present at every birth. A window; the blade of a scalpel, anything. If you can find yours, stare into your reflection's eyes for exactly an hour. You fall unconcious, and be in the delivery room, witnessing the final moments before you entered this world. The doctor will greet you, and his eyes will look into yours, and they shall be your own. At this moment, the doctor knows everything about you, and will ask you a question about yourself. The question will not be easy, and you must be incredibly metacognitive to answer it correctly. If you do, you shall be born, and wake up with knowledge beyond mortal comprehension. If you answer incorrectly, you will come out stillborn, your skin cracked and burnt, and you will never wake up.
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Miserable Ever After

I always wondered. Why does it always have to end happily?
So I have decided to write my little twist.
In my ugly twist, the evil step-mother and the bitchy twins actually recognize Cinderella at the Royal Ball. After the ball, the step-mother and the twins arrive home earlier and hide in Cinderella's room to torture her for leaving the house.
When Cinderella arrives, the step-mom hits her in the back of the head with cane, causing her to pass out. The twins grab a pair of scissors and cut her hair in the most ruthless way. She had some bald spots where the scalp was bleeding and some spots where little hair remained. As they were about to rip her clothes, Cinderella opened her eyes. She looked in the mirror and screamed at her horrendous image.
The step-mother tied her up with a rope while the twins hit her with the cane brutally. Once they were done, her face was too swollen to be recognized. They thought this was the perfect opportunity to lock her away in the cellar. The step-mother tore away her clothes and burned it. They threw her into the cellar and locked it. After that, they made sure the cat ate all the mice in the house so they couldn't help their precious friend.
Cinderella woke up sore after a few hours and saw that she was locked in the cellar. She screamed for help but found it useless. Days passed and Cinderella died from malnourishment. Months passed and her body was just rotten flesh. Time passed and the prince couldn't seem to find her so he found another woman to marry. The step-mother and twins kept living their lives without any pinch of guilt or regret.
Everyone forgot about her.
The End
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Misery Loves Company

Hello, my name is Jonathan. Before reading I would like to recommend that you read my profile summary before reading any of my submissions. I believe that by getting to know me, you will feel more in touch with my submissions.
I had a dream that I was being questioned. I can’t remember the questions asked, or the answers I gave. All I remember was that I was being held in a dark room, suspended by my wrists by a rope tied to…something.
I fucked up, and I was dropped.
I fell for what seemed like 20 minutes before I blacked out.
When I came to, I was wading in a pool of liquid. Too dark to make out what it was, I assumed…I hoped it was water. I don’t know how I came to this conclusion, but I assumed I was in hell. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that no matter how hard I cried out, I produced no sound. No one came to my aid; and the crazy thing is, somehow I knew I wasn’t the only one suffering exactly the same fate.
There were people all around me. I couldn’t see them but I knew they were there. I couldn’t hear them but I heard their begging. I couldn’t feel them despite them being so close. The liquid didn’t make it any easier. It had no current, just the occasional splash that resulted in ripples I would feel press against my naked body.
I resolved to follow the sounds of the splashing. As a stroke of luck the sounds seemed to be fairly linear, moving in one direction as I pursued them while getting further away the more I approached them. Eventually I saw light penetrating from above, not far enough for me to see my surroundings, but enough to notice that I was under some kind of structure.
Once I reached the area that wasn’t covered by the structure, people began emerging from the liquid and falling from the sky just as I had. It was everyone I had ever known. The liquid began to drain and developed a violent current that began to pull everyone pass me. I finally found some comfort in this God forsaken place and the people I loved and cared about were all being taken away again until I finally managed to latch on to someone.
It was Felicia. I didn't know why she was here. I knew she didn't belong here. But I didn't care. I wasn't alone anymore.
The last of the liquid was gone, and I began to fall again, only this time, I wasn’t alone.
I couldn't help but think, if this was hell, then hell isn't that bad.
Maybe as this cycle continued I could latch on to more of my loved ones. I didn't care if they belonged here or not.
Because, after all, misery loves company.
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Miss Melancholy

Miss Melancholy comes at night,
She creeps within your mind.
She knows when you are happy,
She knows when you're alone.
Miss Melancholy wants to kill you,
Your sorrow is her food.
She strikes when you are lonely,
She strikes when you are weak.
She knows what makes you angry,
She knows what makes you tick.
She takes your happiness,
And then she takes your life.
Miss Melancholy took them,
The lives of happy men.
She knows when they are sleeping,
She knows when to attack.
Watch out for Melancholy,
She's coming for you next.
Miss Melancholy greets you,
She tells you not to cry.
I know just what she's thinking,
Because I know her ways.
I was her fourteenth victim,
And you will be the last.
Beware of drowsy thinking,
She kills you when you sleep.
You can't stay up forever,
You have to sleep at night.
I know you won't escape her,
Nobody ever does.
You're next in line, so sleep now,
Let dreams take you away.
And if you think you're lucky, you just might die real fast.
Now don't you worry, young man,
This won't take long at all.
She'll kill you at the blink of an eye,
And then she'll eat your soul.
You thought you could escape her,
But you were oh, so wrong.
No one ever survives,
A meeting with Miss Melancholy...
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Miss Paris Slue aka PvtHudson

IM SORRY CURRENCY2012
HOW RUDE OF ME NOT TO OFFER YOU A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.
CAN YOU SAY AHHHHHHHH OPEN WIDE.
GUESS WHATS LEAKING FROM YOUR MOUTH? NUT.HING. Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet.
TRENTON THOMPSON..........
SUCKS DICK!
YOU LIKE EATING ASS.
GROSS! YOU SHOULD BE JUST AS ASHAMED OF YOURSELF AS YOUR PARENTS ARE.
and it's those dumb ass comments kids wil be kids. tell me something bitch ass fuck face. When you look at the kids today, are they really presenting them selves as kids? hell no you dumb ass idiot. A 15 year old just killed a 20 year old.In my opinion that type of behavior is due to parents such as your self, who pamper instead of preparing.
Respect. teach it.
disrespect seem to lead to destruction dummy....
all the book you read, all the education loaded in you brain you are still stupid. 
i assume you are white...
you are right...
stop sending me your thoughts and emotions thru you tube ass fuck boy. i cant tell you back thru you tube how much i don't give a flying fuck. it is time for you to bend over, your priest wants to cleanse your asshole of sins.
jump off a building already shit eater, ass fuck boy, ass fuck boy, ass fuck boy, ass fuck boy, ass fuck boy, ass fuck boy, ass fuck boy, ass fuck boy, ass fuck boy, ass fuck boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy.
lmao!
thanks for the laugh, clown!
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