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Secret World Government

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The Secret World Government is an organization which de facto rules the world, but prefers to do it anonymously, without disclosing the names of its members, and allowing only sightings of its Black helicopters, usually by mentally unstable persons. 
Existance of this shady organization appeared confirmed when a rescue team in Pakistan, from earthquake rubble, discovered a deposit box with archived correspondency between two apparent members of the SWG - namely the Pope and Mao Zedong. J. Paul was admonished Mao for 'moving too quickly' with implementing the 'master plan,' as well as 'hogging the fairy cakes' at the annual meetings. Another letter revealed some of the history of the organisation, the SWG apparently having formed in cave-men times - when Trog decided to keep secret the benefits of using clubs for food pacification. 
After the initial discovery of the SWG, thousands of historians/conspiracy-theorists/nuts have searched for additional clues that may help to reconstruct historical role of SWG - initial indications indicate any controversial act may have possibly been influenced by the SWG - eg [9-11],[. 
==Roots==
The earliest historical reference to Secret World Government is the "Act of Balance" from the 11th century where Pope Urban II spoke "The SWG thinks I should start another Jihad. Wait...stop writing this down." 
==Members==
To become a member of the SWG one must know The Secret and contribute to the Secret World Cause(Hamster related). Oscar Wilde is suspected member, although he vigorously and posthumously denied it.
Contrary to popular belief, George W Bush IS NOT member of SWG - failing their rules about minimal IQ level. 
Some conspiracy theorists, since the discovery of SWG existence, believed that Oprah is also member of SWG, but discoveries as of late are showing that Oprah is in fact an arch-enemy of SWG, well known for her poison-claw attack, her 'Zinedine Zidane'(head butt), and psycho-slap attack(one hundred slaps in under a minute).
Last known Secret World Prime Minister was person called "Alphonse Kauders". His name came up in unpublished memoirs of Boris Stalin. Who is this person, for how long he had been in power, or if he is still pulling strings from shadows, is unknown.
==Scope of Work==
The SWG goals are, according to current documention: Ruling the world, creating wars, killing mimes, fighting Oprah, all in the hope that they can create a better future...for everyone.
==Conclusion==
Everything stated here did not happen. You never visited this page.
==See also==
*Iron Chef
Category:World domination
Category:De facto rulers of the world
Secretariacy

A Secretariacy is a system of government similar to Democracy, except with more Secrets and less Demons.
==Creation of Secretariacy==
Many systems of government have been around for a thousand years or more. Dictatorships, Republics, Idiocies, and Monarchies have brought our world from the brink of destruction into an age of peace and prosperity, and back to the brink of destruction. While these systems have functioned well for many hundreds of years, in the last few a new type of government has emerged. 
First started by a winner of the Kentuckistan Derby, a Secretariacy is designed to avoid the problems which have plagued these other systems of government. Based around secrecy and having someone else do your work for you, a Secretariacy has many benefits over these other forms of government.
== The Benefits of a Secretariacy ==
As can be seen in the table below, (compiled by my secretary) the benefits of a Secretariacy are great indeed:
 	Monarchy	Democracy	Republic	Secretariacy
Someone else does the work 	Yes 	No 	No 	Yes
You'd like to have sex with them	No 	No 	No 	Yes
After you're done golfing 	No 	No 	No 	Yes
== Secretariacies in use Today ==
A most noted organisation, Uncyclopedia is a Secretariacy. For such a organisation dedicated to quality and commitment, this form of government works well. Founded on the principle of "eh, someone else will do it", Uncyclopedia quickly convereted from a Monarchy into a Secretariacy. The legions of secretaries have continued to grow, and to date, Uncyclopedia is one of the most successful Secretariacies in the world. 
== Power Structure in a Secretariacy ==
Secretariacies have differing power structures, but all share a similar, pyramidal shape. Unique to the Secretariacy, the bottom-most position is dedicated to keeping the power structure shaped like a pyramid. As an example, observe the Uncyclopedia Power Structure:
See also

See Also is something that you should also see, or maybe not -- depending on how you feel about it at the time when you're feeling about it. 
It is important to realize from the start that you can't "unsee also" anything. Once you've done it, that's it, forever. Therefore, if you have any doubts about the effects of seeing also, it's best not to do it. But then, if you have any doubts, it is possible that seeing also may clear up those doubts. 
When seeing also, it is best to be sitting down because seeing also in a standing position may lead to vertigo and that is someplace where you might not wish to go.
See also works well for men and women, but children may have some difficulty unless they are extremely well disciplined. Too much seeing also is almost equivalent to a 7th degree huff and needs to be supervised.
Note that the use of this in UncyclopediaTM articles is considered politically incorrect because it discriminates against against blind people and politicians, who can't see, and dyslexic people who make plans to go on holiday to see Oslo.
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Seestroy

Seestroy, formerly known as Spotify, formerly known as Opeth, formerly known as Vulva, is the official Swedish corporation for inventing nonexistent words in English. It is also the greatest music service for listening to music. 
Seestroy is made up of 2 words, "seek" & "destroy". The company's last name was made up of 2 words, also: "spot" & "identify". Their FORMERER name is called "Opeth" and it is too made of the 2 words: "Oprah" & "death", because it's a music service, from Sweden. And Sweden is mostly known for its death metal bands, since Muslim immigrants have raped all of their pop bands to death, and so their music industry was taken over by fat black bitches.
Now I will explain to you what Seestroy is in my own words.
==Terminology==
Terminology is the science of terms. I am using the term "terminology" to explain to you the meaning of the thing called Seestroy. It is a combination of the 2 words which consist the name of Metallica's song, "Seek & Destroy". It is also consisting of the name of Troi, the bitch with the hottest boobs in TV history, EVA. Not Eva from WALL-E. She had no boobs at all. How bad was that movie? Don't you have to have humans in a love story? How the F are 2 robots able to fall in love with each others? 
Seestroy is also very suitable for a porn site name. Because the words "sis" & "Troi", when combined together, are a very sexy word. This is a sure thing. Take my words for it. Everyone likes sisters with huge boobs.
Not the sisters from the holy church, of course. Those boobs are not for milking. No one should ever milk them. Not even the Pope! ME TOO!
==History==
Since all of the rapings of Swedish pop bands, Sweden has sent to the Eurovision only black people who are also Swedish. Like, African Americans, but from Sweden. They are usually called the WEED SWEDE people. So those black vikings have developed this app which has all the songs in the world, except "Trash" by Suede, and became a huge hit. They called the app "Seestroy" after the song by Metallica. They called it other names at first, but they changed the name several times, just because they could.
But now they have this great name again. Let's all learn from the great African Americans of Sweden!
==War==
Seestroy are currently living with war with Twitter and Tim McGraw. They claim that Twitter stole their idea to combine 2 words and create a new one. As everyone knows, "Twitter" is made up from the words "Twilight Zone" & "shitter", since Twitter is, in fact, the Twilight Zone of shitters. Seestroy will eventually take over Twitter and will destroy it, of course. Because I've just bought Seestroy as a gift to Ivanka! She'll be so surprised! And after I take over Twitter too, we will make both Twitter & Seestroy trashy again.
===Disclaimer===
Seestroy DOES have the song "Trash", just not the album Coming Up. Still, not so great. Meanwhile, the album came up in 3 different versions, including 2 versions of "Europe Is Our Playground". That's about 50 shades of great, mind you. Cheers!
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Sega Master System

The Sega Master System was an 8-bit video game platform produced by Sega in the mid-to-late 1980's. Despite its name, there was nothing masterful about it. In fact, it came in a gross second to the contemporary Nintendo Entertainment System, or NES. I grew up in the 1980's and had like 50 friends who owned an NES, and one friend who had a Sega Master System. He never had anybody to trade games with.
== Characteristics ==
The Sega Master System was black. I remember that. It stood in stark contrast to the NES, which was white. Also, unlike the NES, the Sega Master System did not have a cool robot you could buy that spun a gyroscope. Also unlike the NES, the Sega Master System had like seven games you could buy. Nintendo quickly learned it could expand its game repository by licensing out the development and manufacture of its cartridges to other software companies, but Sega just made its own games for its own system. The result was a total lack of game inventory.
I think there was some red somewhere on the Sega Master System or its controllers, but I'm not sure.
== Seriously, Who Really Remembers the Sega Master System? ==
Name one title that was really popular on the Sega Master System. C'mon, I dare you. Can't do it, can you? That's because there weren't any. NES had Super Mario Bros. and The Legend of Zelda, not to mention Metroid, Castlevannia, and a host of other cool titles. There was nothing memorable about the Sega Master System. I heard a rumor once in the 1980's that the Sega Master System had better graphics, but when I saw the thing, I couldn't tell the difference between it and NES as far as picture or sound quality. And let's remember the lesson of Betamax: superior technology does not always a superior product make.
== But Really, Name One Famous Sega Master System Game? ==
There must have been games for the system, because I remember playing them at a friend's house when I was a kid. But I can't for the life of me remember what they were was called. It might have been a spaceship game called Zaxxon, but then again, I think I played that on the 8-bit system, Colecovision. So I'm not really sure. Someone, be a good neighbor and lend me some sugar here.
== Sega's Redemption: Genesis ==
Everything changed for Sega in 1989 with the advent of its Genesis system, the first major 16-bit video game console. By that time, it had been five years since the 8-bit systems had dominated the market, and people were ready to upgrade. For some reason, Nintendo dropped the ball big time and didn't have a competitor console ready until, like a year later or something. And then, the marketing for the Nintendo system really sucked (c'mon guys, Super NES? That was the best you could do?) So Sega truly had its rebirth with the Genesis system, but that's actually a separate article.
== See also ==
* Nintendo
* Nintendo 64
* Nintendon't
* Sega
* Sega Micro CD
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Seizure

A seizure is a popular dance move that is completely universal. In fact, it is so unique, you don't even need music. Extreme caution should be taken when performing the seizure, some of the advanced moves are so demanding that people sometimes have to be hospitalized.
==First Public Performance==
The first time a seizure was performed was by Oscar Wilde, when he was drunk enough to do the Worm, but too drunk to perform it correctly. He ended up flopping around, and everyone pointed and laughed. Thus, it became the second most popular dance move of all time.
==Experts==
When a person becomes extremely good at performing the seizure, they are referred to as Epileptic and an exceptionally fine performance it is known as a Grand Mal.
==Occasions to Use the Seizure==
*At your sister's dance recital
*At your sister's piano recital
*At you sister's Birthday Party
*In your sister's Presence
*At your sister's Funeral
*At the Mall
*Not at the Mall
*Thinking about the Mall
*Not thinking about the Mall
*Thinking about not thinking of thinking about the Mall (etc...)
*When reading this sentence....................................................................., haha look a comma
*When not reading this sentence
*When you need a Taxi
*When you don't need a Taxi
*When you need an Ambulance
*When you don't need an Ambulance, but still want one
*If you appear on Oprah
* Funny Overload (to get back at someone)
*Yeah! Anytime! why not?
== Seizure! ==
== More Seizure! ==
==ACK! My neck!==
At this point, the article had to be discontinued, because the author (yo mufasa), user:Serq fet broke his neck performing a seizure when Not thinking about the Mall. So we will cut to something to give you a seizure.
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Self Promotion

Self Promotion comes in two tasty flavours:
*Self Promotion is the act of giving yourself a huge pay rise, because you are wicked.
*Shameless Self Promotion is doing absolutely anything possible to make people look at you and stuff you have done.
==Introduction==
Self promotion is universal, everybody does it, but it is a bit sad. When self promoting it helps to be very subtle in order to avoid looking like you have ADD. Alternatively you can be incredibly blatant, as long people don't realise you are a desperate loser, because it looks like you are self aware. 
==History==
Self Promotion has been used for centuries, but never by sensible people like me who are way too modest to ever shamelessly promote their their own brilliant, hilarious, and original material. There have been many people throughout history who have used self-promotion to promote their causes, but these people are selfish and will never match up to other noble individuals who would never so much as THINK of trying to promote themselves to excess.
==Advantages==
Self-promotion does have its advantages, but noble, honorable people such as myself would never think of using it no matter how advantageous it was. Advantages include an increase in general popularity, but people like me don't NEED to have our popularity increased because we are hilarious already.
==Technology & Self Promotion==
The advent of the interweb has made available to the general public levels of self promotion once only available to celebrities of class C (on the Alright Magazine Scale) and above. Mechansims for self promotion now include myspace, blogging, U-tube and host of other opportunities for the general public to extol their greatness under the guise of adding content or otherwise misinforming all them other suckas out there.
==What I think of Self Promotion==
I, writer of more than seven absolutely hilarious articles and contributor of some of this website's greatest material, believe it is immoral and wrong to attempt to promote yourself and brainwash people into reading your articles. People who do that sort of thing are only proving that they are desperate for attention, and are incapable of getting attention in any other way. I am proud to say that I have never ONCE tried to arrogantly promote any of my ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HILARIOUS articles.
==Egocentric==
Sheri is a prime example of some who is egocentric (enjoys self promotion). Although she earns a lot of money brewing beer she still insists of sponging car rides and food off innocent passerbys!Other examples of her egocentrism are (a) her claims that Southlanders are the best people in the worrrrrrrrrrrrrld (b) the fact that she only makes cookies to earn 'brownie' points!
==See Also==
*Self
*Promotion
*Shameless Self Promotion
*HowTo:Get Someone's Attention
*HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Uncyclopedia
*Anger management
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Category:Vanity
Sellout Jesus

To date, Jesus Christ (Stage name Jesus H. Doofusbutt Shittlebiscuit Dammithole Shitty McTitty Christ) is ranked as the second biggest merchandise sellout of all time, just under Hannah Montana. Jesus has come out with refrigerator magnets, dress up games, action figures, board games, Je-buses (by Volkswagen), t-shirts, and Mel Gibson movies, just to name a few.
==Television==
At the peak of Jesus' popularity, he got signed for the short-lived primetime TBS sitcom Just Crucify Me. The show did not take off, which was blamed entirely on Jesus being required to be clean-shaven for the part, and way too many Oscar Wilde jabs. Jesus' character, "Jesus H. Fitzgerald", was a bustling American entrepreneur whose career got put on hold when the Holy Spirit accidentally impregnated an unspecified woman, and she made Jesus take the baby, since it's his holy trinity, it's his fault, hence the name "Just Crucify Me".
In 2005, MTV signed Mr. Christ for Sweet Jesus!, a rip-off of Jackass, which followed Jesus and the 12 apostles doing crazy stunts and pulling pranks. Pranks and stunts included turning water into wine when Paul was taking a shower, and streaking through the Westboro Baptist Church compound. At the June 18, 2009 premier of their movie adaptation, Sweet Jesus! Sweeter and Uncut, an interview with Christ and the Chrew revealed that a sequel is already in pre-production, set for release in 2011. The working title is Sweet Jesus Goes Diabetic.
===Commercials===
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Jesus has done television advertisements for:
*The Bush Administration/Mike Huckabee
*AT&T
*Apple
*Preparation H
*Cheesus snack foods
*McDonald's
*almost Right Guard Deodorant, but lost it to Bam Margera
*"Passion of the Christ" theatrical trailer (Voice-over)
*Volkswagen Je-bus
==Cheesus and Jeetos==
As if all Jesus has already done to cash out isn't enough, he then swept the dairy product market with Cheesus, even selling children's lunch packs consisting of Cheesus and communion crackers (and a version with pepperoni slices), and a juice box.
With the overnight sensation success of Cheddar Cheesus, he worked out a deal with Cheetos and released Jeetos. The tagline for this new saviorlicious snack is "Cheesus, these are good!" and is a huge hit in church youth groups.
==Pharmaceuticals==
Arguably Jesus' most successful sellout is his Res-erection® ED pill. If anyone knows about resurrection, it's Jesus, and his patented formula is guaranteed to res-erect your johnson, or He'll send you a free 3-month supply of it, no questions asked. And a free Jesus T-shirt.
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Semen (disambiguation)

Semen may refer to:
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*Man semen, also known as spermatazoa.
*Frog semen, also known as spawn.
*Goat semen, also known as a shag.
*Seamen, spellcheck?
*Seminal, made of and/or relating to semen of men.
*Seminary, implied pertaining to the semen of seamen.
*Seminole, a Native American tribe residing mainly on peninsulas.
*The polar opposite of sewomen.
Semicolon

The semicolon or semi-colon or sharingan (;) is a punctuation mark that is used to construct the winking emoticon. Although a semicircle is half of a circle and a seminar is half of a nar, a semicolon is not half of a colon. Rather, it is a mutant creature that is part comma, part period, and entirely useless. Except that if you don't put this ugly thing at the end of every C statement the compiler blows up.
==History==
The first semicolon was created by the Italian printer Joshua Baxter the Elder in 1494 when he accidentally knocked over an inkwell, leaving random black spots on the transcript he was printing. Fellow printer mistook the ink blots for punctuation marks and named them semicolons, although even he could not figure out what to do with them. It was not until 17th century poet began using semicolons in works such as the famous that the semicolon was established as the primary punctuation mark for creating emojis.
==See also==
*Semicolon Cancer
*Comma
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Semicolon Cancer

Semicolon cancer is a dangerous cancer, often overlooked by doctors. Sometimes it is passed off as just regular Colon Cancer, or sometimes it's mistaken for a really bad case of gas. This is very deadly, though, because if left untreated, Semicolon Cancer can cause extreme bloatage of your semicolon, and is known to cause Bleeding of the Comma, Exploding Periods, or even worse, Semideath. Some symptoms of Semicolon cancer is a sore comma, period, or enlarged semicolons.If you believe you have Semicolon cancer, go to a Doctor or a Computer Technician immediately, because Semicolon cancer is not a joke. Make sure to get your semicolon checked out, especially if you have a history of Semicolon Cancer in your family. Sometimes, Semicolon cancer is simply called ;Cancer, and can be very secretive, sometimes you won't even know you have it until it's in the final stages.
== How to Self-Check for Semicolon Cancer ==
The following are some of the most common symptoms of Semicolon Cancer:
*Loss of Appetite
*Going into a Comma
*Massive Periods (even in males)
*Swollen Semicolon
*Loss of your appendix
*Random and unprovoked ejaculation
If you are expiriencing more than one of the following, contact your doctor and scedule an appointment immediately!
=== What You Should do if You Aren't Experiencing any of the above Symptoms but Still Think you have Semicolon Cancer===
You can go to an experienced Semicolon professional and get an X-ray (as my family doctor has said so many times). Too bad my doctor isn't and experienced Semicolon professional (he claims he is, but trust me, do not believe him, no seriously don't).
If you follow that, and get yourself checked regularly, you shouldn't ever have a problem with your semicolon.
==Things You Should Not Do if you have Semicolon Cancer==
If you do, however, develop a problem with your semicolon, these are the things you should not do.
*Try to perform Self Surgery
*Light your semicolon on fire
*Make penis jokes in an attempt to cheer it up
*Ask it politely to leave
*Ask it rudely to leave
*Bribe it
*Complain
All of those things will Irritate your Semicolon Cancer, in which it will give off an Odorous Green Gas, sometimes known as SemiFlatulation, or a Demifart.
== Known Causes of Semicolon Cancer ==
There are numerous things that can cause Semicolon Cancer, but since the list is so long that we had to shorten it to the top five. If you wanted a longer list, then see Everything.
1. Kitten Huffing
2. Corn Husking
3. Political Debates
4. School
5. Having a history of Semicolon problems in your Family.
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