Vulgar libertarianism

Vulgar libertarianism (otherwise known as "LOLbertarians", "brogressives", or "glibertarians") is a term used to refer to libertarians who approach that political philosophy with an altogether cynical attitudeChomsky on American libertarianism vs. classical libertarianism or more generally as a term that describes libertarians who exist for the purpose of justifying unfair socio-economic hierarchies using appeals to laissez-faire capitalist and socially liberal ideology. The term was coined by the "free market anti-capitalist" blogger Kevin Carson as an analogue to 'vulgar Marxism'.
==Kevin Carson on vulgar libertarians==
In georgist tradition, vulgar libertarians are known as royal libertarians, a term coined by Dan Sullivan.Sullivan, Are You A Real Libertarian? Or, a ROYAL Libertarian? 
==Anti-authority posturing==
Hard-libertarians and Randians gild themselves as enlightened individuals most in tune with reason, when in reality, they are so full of shit it's leaking out of their ears: No matter how much they pretend to care about scientific evidence, 'moral clarity', etc. they're somehow perfectly willing to believe in the fantastical myths of limitless growth and limitless profit, that history needs to somehow stop in its tracks and move backwards to move forwardsChris Bertram, "Let It Bleed: Libertarians and the Workplace" i.e. eliminate everything that's been gained with democratic government, placing all of the power into the hands of a few transcendent John Galt supermen, creating a situation that, in reality, would probably be akin to the inhuman power structures of ancient Egypt, or Putin's Russia that they pretend to hate but likely envy.Roman Skaskiw, "Putin's Libertarians"Austin Petersen, "When Do Libertarians Support Military Invasions? Apparently When Russia Does It." They see no problem at all in letting advertisers use whatever tricks they can think of to hoodwink the public (fostering public irrationality is perfectly fine so long as it's only fucking things up for 99.9999% of the population).
Anti-authority posturing is used to argue against pure democracy, but then they kick away the ladder to create a pure authoritarian society. Just going with the main spokespeople—and leaving out dumb individual comments made by Stefan Molyneux and other YouTube quacks—you will find:
*Rothbard and Hoppe on restrictive covenants that would permit communities keeping all the "riffraff" out and govern people's lives in a very authoritarian manner.
*Hoppe on the joys of feudalism, arguing medieval-style monarchy would be the next best thing to anarcho-capitalism.
*Walter Block on slavery contracts and religious theocracy being compatible with anarcho-capitalism.Block, "Towards a Libertarian Theory of Inalienability: A Critique of Rothbard, Barnett, Smith, Kinsella, Gordon, and Epstein." pp. 39–85, Journal of Libertarian Studies, vol. 17, no. 2, Spring 2003, p. 44, p. 48, p. 82 and p. 46.Block: Slavery Is Better Than Welfare For Black Communities, RT.Block, "Voluntary Sharia Law, Totalitarianism", LewRockwell.com (10/12/16 at 2:33 am). Legitimately a lot of right-wing turnaround on market fundamentalism is just realizing the resultant covenant communities aren't racist enough.
*Gary North on theocracy and stoning people to death.
*Rothbard's quote on "unleashing the cops" to administer instant justice.Rothbard, "Right-wing populism" (1992) via FreeRepublic.com
*Lew Rockwell constantly shilling for Russia and Trump.
*Mises Institute's support for the Confederacy. Also, the general belief that World War II and the American Civil War were acts of "meddling" and unjustified.Holly, Mike, "The Long History of Government Meddling in the American Marketplace", LvMI 2.29.16.
*Bryan Caplan and "charter cities", which he believes could be run by technocratic corporations. Basically IRL Delta City from RoboCop. Though it could theoretically be run by a foreign government within the borders of a poorer country. (Which is still authoritarian, since they have no accountability to the people in those countries.)Caplan, "A Quick Case for Charter Cities: Memo to the Gates Foundation", Library of Economics and Liberty 5.22.11.Bowman, Sam, "Could 'charter cities' help poor countries blossom?", Christian Science Monitor 3.5.11.
*Rothbard and Hoppe's hatred of what they call "nihlo-libertarians": libertarians who are "hedonistic" and laissez faire, instead of socially conservative and willing to sacrifice everything for the preservation of property. Block's views are similar, being contemptuous toward what he calls "libertines" and proposing "libertarian" solutions of discriminating against them all until they cease to exist.
*Pinochet. If not for Hayek and his Chicago School hacks, he'd be another dimly-remembered bloody dictator. Pinochet went away, and the Chilean people voted in another left-wing party; only 9% remember the military coup with fondness. Libertarian goals have to be reached with libertarian means.O'Brien, Rosalba, "Forty years after coup, Pinochet again divides Chile", Reuters (9/8/13 at 7:02am EDT).
Those are just some of the greatest hits. But much of the authoritarianism comes from things these authors don't talk about. Like the tremendous amount of power gained from privately-owned roadways,Michael Bustillo and Nathan Koppel, "In Texas, Toll Roads Proliferate—and a Backlash Builds", WSJ (Updated 10/20/14 at 2:25 p.m. ET). or how children would have no independent income, ergo no human rights.Bruenig, Elizabeth, "Libertarians Have a History of Horrifying Views on Parenting", New Republic 2.4.15. Within one or two generations, there would be no possibility of voluntarism in those societies.
==Libertarians as corporate mouthpieces==
Vulgar libertarians are those who focus on those parts of a free-market policy that most benefit big business, such as:
*Privatization of land and commons
*Deregulation - A grey area. Food trucks, for instance, whose only crime is competing with brick-and-mortar restaurants would certainly benefit.Shackford, Scott, "Anti-Food Truck Meddling Ends Up Ruining Miami Farmer’s Market", Reason (7/21/13 at 5:17 pm).
*Corporate tax cuts - US tax law has a 'bubble' in its corporate tax rate that a small business will notice, but the Walton family can avoid without incident.
*Anti-environmental policies, including global warming denialism.
*Free Trade - Admittedly, it's a boon for businesses that couldn't exist under the old regimes (which enforced tighter regulation as well as trade restrictions), e.g. microdistilleries.Risen, Clay, "American Single-Malt Whiskeys Serve Notice", NYT 1.15.13.
*Liberventionism - Regime change, conducted by the U.S. military, all in the name of liberation.Jon Lee Andersen, "The Unraveling", The New Yorker. Bernard-Henri Lévy, when asked why he supported the intervention in Libya, says, “I don’t know! Of course, it was human rights, for a massacre to be prevented, and blah blah blah…” And buckets of aid to Israel and the Saudis "to fight ISIS", as well.Alexander LeCasse, "With eye on 2016, Rand Paul tries to block US aid to Palestinians", Christian Science Monitor.
...while ignoring other parts that would most benefit individuals and small businesses, such as:
*Civil liberties - NSA, Homeland Security,John Stossel, "I just can't get that worked up about it", Reason 6.12.13. and DEA will each have a place in Libertopia. Also, I am all for gay rights and interracial marriage, just don't expect me to bake a cake for you.Shackford, Scott, "Libertarians, Gay Marriage, and Freedom of Association: A Primer", Reason 8.19.14.
*Legalization of drugs
*Meritocracy - Many libertarians deny the wage gap.Chapman, Steve, "The Truth About the Pay Gap", Reason 9.19.10.Rachael Grezler and James Sherk, "Equal Pay for Equal Work: Examining the Gender Gap", Issue Brief #4227 on Labor. 5.22.14. Even the Heritage Foundation, after attempting to deflate the gap as much as possible, still admits a 5 cent gap. It's the same with race: If you believe the world is a meritocracy and are presented with racial income disparity you either revise your views or come to the conclusion that black people are inferior.Cavanaugh, Jeffrey, "Ferguson Reveals Racists In Libertarian Clothing", Mint Press News. 8.25.14.Rockwell Jr., Llywellyn H., on Rodney King, L.A. Times 3.10.91. Lewser: "But street criminals, as economist Murray N. Rothbard points out, have the time preference of depraved infants. The prospect of a jail sentence 12 months from now has virtually no effect."
*Open borders - brown people asking to exist is a threat to liberty.Ron Paul: The sole function of a libertarian government would be to keep dark people out!Feeney, Matthew, "'Pro-Freedom' Parties That Aren't on Immigration", Reason 2.13.14. You know your philosophy's on life support when all of the Libertarian parties in Europe are protectionist.
*Tax reform - closing loopholes exploited by big business.
*Eliminating corporate welfare - unless it's going to corporations funding your think tank..
Nor ought you expect them ever to question the very existence of limited-liability corporations, which depends on the State's refusal to use or authorise force to collect some debts incurred by some actual persons but not others. Nor do they object to the State's interference with freedom to make contract when it increases employers' power. (Though they believe in personal responsibility, there is no contradiction because they say there isn't.) A few exceptions exist, for instance the Libertarian Party USA officially opposes right-to-work, but they negate this by (naturally) saying employers should be able to refuse recognition of unions and of course fire any worker who joins them. Many US states already permit employment contracts having "no union" clauses to this effect. Those who do oppose corporate status negate it by the fact that they would strip all regulations on these businesses otherwise, leaving them much more powerful even without this.
Steve Milloy, formerly of the Cato Institute, now of Fox News, is a vulgar libertarian, in that his primary interest is in denial of scientific developments that might suggest a need for new regulations, such as global warming research and the dangers of tobacco smoking.
==Vulgar libertarianism vs. Beltway libertarianism==
"Vulgar libertarianism" is somewhat similar to the insult of "Beltway Libertarianism" leveled at such think tanks as the Cato Institute and the Reason Foundation. Carson has accused some of these institutions of vulgar libertarianism; this might be expected, since (1) these think tanks are being funded by those noted beneficiaries of libertarian Or rather selectively libertarian economic policies benefitting large corporations. policies, Koch Industries and oil, tobacco, and other corporate interestsDavid Koch was a co-founder of Cato. Also see these funding reports: Cato, Reason and (2) Carson is being funded by that noted beneficiary of non-libertarian policies, the health care industry.Carson's profile
==See also==
*Plutonomy
*r/Libertarian - Everything is slavery and rape, except slavery and rape which aren't all that bad.
==External links==
*Vulgar Libertarianism at Kevin Carson's blog
*Debate at Cato Unbound over libertarianism vs. corporatism.
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