Another Chance.Exe

When My life first started It was extremely bad this all started 20 years ago on the day that I was born on. After minutes of being alive in my human body the doctor undoubtedly did a considerable mass slaughter of my mom and dad and this by force was horrible! At that moment he promptly sent me to some unusual kind of camp, and I loathed it there. He would brutally abuse and torment me there. I would smell terrible because the room that was supposed to be a shower room would instead blast me with radioactive gas instead of wetting me with water, so I was not clean. My life was awful until one day some guy found out and frantically called 911 on the doctor. I was released, and the hospital had to contribute me 2.2 million dollars for the 20 years taken away from my life. I would buy this miniature house for cheap, and I bought it. OMG this is amazing all these amazing Porns! I genuinely traditionally loved playing the classic porn games, but I also I loved the newer ones one of them being Another Chance. I got into a depression because I 100% the game I incorrectly thought; then, however I would Be happy again! On the news it declared 493,536 people (about half the population of South Dakota) dead after playing Another chance latest version and I knew I was going to play, that inevitably meant the game was updated.
I naturally went by my local mental asylum and the staff said about 300,000 people (about half the population of Wyoming) have been sent there because of a game called: Another Chance: AFFIRMATIVE! I then I began talking to some random stupid people and I frantically began asking them about the game. Then they begin laughing insanely and realistic blood bleed from their eyes and they began crying imploring me to no play the game before getting executed by a firing squad trying to keep it a secret aw man, they brutally killed all of them I cannot find out now I cried. As I walked home just like in suicide mouse, I go increasingly insane doing many drugs and cocaine as well AND I would go faster and faster and right as I about to fall I scarcely see one house. I snap out of it and impulsively decide to thoroughly test my luck. When I cautiously opened the door, I saw a weak and old, frail man and he was shaking. I then asked him about another chance game unreleased, and He began bleeding blood from his eyes, and he cried hysterically, and his radiant face was the palest I had ever seen. However, then he would inform me how to find that gruesome piece of shit, but he told be the be careful as I was not ready for the things I was about to see, And I would change forever and more. I happily begin to walk home but as I instantly began to walk Away.
I heard a gunshot from his house and a body falling over. I then got shocked As I then began running extremely fast and after a while I was over the hill and saw the town which then I saw a nuke go off and hyperelastic blood splattered everywhere and brain matter too. I had no choice but to advance so there was no going back now. When I got home, I inadvertently put in the thing to get the game. When it loaded It heard real-life sounds of homicide from my computer. When the finished loading I heard *SATAN IS OUR LEADER* in a demonic voice. The music in the screen was very creepy as if it was from Gigya's theme and the background was terrifying It had a realistic faced masscoured and It was dead It was bleeding blood and it had no eyes and it looked like said *HELP ME* I then touched it to make sure that it was just an image and thank god it wasn't. I saw in the background what looked like some guy getting his skin and muscles melted off and it brutally as he cried and heard his scream, I then heard demonic Laughter as he turned into blood mush. Just as I was about to press start my friend (let's call him Joseph R. Biden) with bleeding blood from his face went to my window and screamed in agony DON'T PLAY THE GAME IT HAUNTED and he also crying blood and tears. 
I Got furious at my dear friend Cause I thought he was genuinely trying to prank me so I seized a gun and shot him dead and burnt his body for trying do something like that to me. (I wish I had listened to Joseph R. Biden). I next heard an insistent knock at my door, and it was a crying man He was earnestly begging me not play the game because it is quote on quote haunted and he frantically grabbed a gun and shot himself faster than you could say "remain calm; the regent endures; Alexei lives." I thought he is glitching, so I tried to neglect it. I then pressed start, having no idea what kind of stuff was going to happen to me. For 70 billion nanoseconds (about 1 minute 10 seconds) There was nothing but pure and disgusting static. I cautiously entered in the name for MC and the game was normal for now. I got to the school and anon opened his phone. Instead of the normal next It said at the top SATAN.I was shocked was this some kind of cruel joke? At that point he said HELLO USER THSI IS YOUR FAITH! YOU WILL BE TORUTED THERE WILL BE NO MERCY I AM TEH LEADER. 
The possible options were NO ESAPCE. I clicked on it and the phone disappeared and I heard evil laughter. I got angry WTF IS THIS A HALLOWEEN UPDATE IS NOT EVENING FUCKING HALLOWEEN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHERE THE DEVS ON METH AND COACINE?!?!I subsequently identify the time it was day 13 even though it was a new game and the time said 6:66.Then The game started acting weird when I first spoke to Kate with Isabelle as when I clicked on the option the sided with Isabelle and for 5.03 seconds I heard the demonic laughter again with Kate deceased body hyper realistic on the floor and there was very loud static then the game went back to normal and I laugh thinking it was a joke for the game. I subsequently got to the gym part of the game and this time didn't help lisnsery get to the nurse and then I checked my phone I saw a hate bar under her process which made me curious What if I do? I did for the first and day and at 7:00pm was forced home. Then flora started acting weird while I did the chili quest. She screamed and start dumping the most hyperealstic cocaine I had ever seen in the poot then she plunged her head the pot and proceeded to melt into a skeleton I was shocked! Then the game shown a real-life family crying as one by one the slowly die and the cried louder until all of them died and then they hanged themselves when they got in hell. 
I vomited after witnessing that. Then I have spinach the cat walking (she was my favorite character) However in an evil way and looked like a crackhead who ran out of crack to smoke and looked sad too. The music from gigyas theme played again then I heard the demonic laughter once again I found myself in control of the cat, and It looked like it was begging me to move right, and I did exactly that. Then I heard demonic laughter and then this beaver with black and red glowing eyes and hyperelastic blood all over him and it possessed sharp teeth. It began chasing me in such a realistic way that I thought I would be getting chased in real life. He then caught spainch and the cat cried realistic tears and then the demon appeared again this time looking more hyperrealistic and then he ate Spanich's heart, and I heard A real life scream. This emotionally affected me, because that was my favorite character, and I could no longer take it my life fucking sucks and I grabbed a gun and went on a noose hanging and shot myself leaving me dead. At that moment I heard in a voice "YOU. Cant escape me. I then cried when I was revived by something magically knowing that I had to finish this gruesome piece of shit. I then became no longer suicidal when I smoked the cocaine I had and meth. 
I then looked at my wall and picture of my deceased friend, Joseph R. Biden. He told me, "I told you teh game was haunted and evil! "I then screamed in a voice, "GO TO NAPSVELL", and he got sent there. I decided I might as well try to fill up lindesys hate bar. First, I would push her down the stairs, and her skull hit the floor and would damage her head and she blooded out, then I wouldn't do other stuff and film her tripping again and she cried real-life blood. Then funny enough when the hate bar reached 100% it was the indpence parade and just when I thought things were back to normal, I heard the dame disgusting static and I cried when i heard I grabbed a knife and killed my self-cause I could no longer take it. Then that same voice that said YOU HAVENT forgotten that this your faith. I felt revived and cried again knowing that I had to keep playing. I kept hearing demonic laughter as it was time for Kate to for the trap and i got scared and I saw the numbers 666 moving across my screen. When she got chased by the ghost pig she tripped over the wire however when paint landed on her She screamed hyperrealistic and her face brutally and bloody melted off. I then heard a very loud scream and demonic laughter walked quite nervously, and what i saw shocked me. I saw a bunch of dead nazi soldiers all over the floor and they looked killed in rather the most brutal ways. I then Saw soldiers from OMSK show up and I said what the hell is going on?!Then I saw linsey on the top crying actual blood, and I told her that she is German and should jump. She did and cried and launched on her skull and very hyperrealistic static followed. 
It was just image of linsey however Her she had 2 twisted ankles, and her legs were almost broken off I could see a Cross over her left eye and her right eye was dangling from the socket. The Music playing was from lavender town the first song at this played for 10 hours and the image would forever stay in my head. OH, my goodness was it my fault she died...I probably should have been nicer to her. Then I was shocked when I saw blood come out of the computer, she really was dead. I Kept playing for the season until I got to the soda can scene. Then when the digoule finished. The MC and Maya were doing the act which some do to make a baby but I know that this isn't for baby making, but only for pleasure was shocked wait there is no scene which MAYA and mc I was boiling. I then took the disk out and then My screen exploded. I would then call a swat team on the devs and showed them that disgusting thing. They then raided and arrested the devs of another chance and they then hanged themselves on a rope and they started to bleed. My life is now ruined! Every night I wake up in night terrors screaming from them disgusting image of linsey being dead. It has gotten so bad that many times I killed my self but ended up getting recvied oh screw you. However A magical creature appaerd!It was Shrek! HE said "ITs never orge until, you accept its orge.yah this cheered me up. Do not play the game now Do not go through what i did, if you find the game destroy your computer but if you opened it...kill everyone in your family and yourself because there no escape once the game appeared so--%*$&$%*%^OMG WHY DO I SEE USA SOLIDE_&**SPLAT(REALISTIC BLOOD POURED EVRYWHERE)
THIS IS THE USA GOVERNMENT YOU SAW TO MUCH THIS MUST BE KEPT A SECRET WE MIGHT AS NARRATE YOU THE STORY.BACK IN 2020 SOME ALIENS ESPACED FROM AREA 51 A BECAME HUMANS AND MADE A GAME CALLED ANOTHER CHANCE.HOWEVER WE FOUND OUT WHEN THEY MADE THIS UPDATE BY MISTAKE AND MANY PEOPLE DIED FROM THE GAME.NOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE JUST LIKE THE AUTHOR...SO.....YOUR NEXT (*SPLAT*)
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