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The form of virtual play entitled "X-Bone"

On a single specific day, I traveled to an outdoor play structure, and on the seat of a playground swing, there was a virtual play cartridge entitled "The First X-Bone." I withdrew it from its environment with my hand, which caused an elderly gentleman to bestow the information to me that the virtual play cartridge contained a malicious spirit. "Cease speaking to me, dingbat," I articulated. I toted the virtual play cartridge back to my habitation, and inserted the cartridge into my X-Bone system. It emitted unusual audio, so I proceeded to repeatedly strike my X-Bone system with a wooden shaft used in the game entitled "Baseball" until it started to comply. Unexpectedly, there was a brief discharge of bright light on the displaying screen, and then a human skeletal structure defecated outward while being covered in extremely realistic vital fluid. I proceeded to imagine the fact that the X-Bone must be working improperly again, so I proceeded to take its life until it complied once again. When it began to comply, the screen displayed a version of Dora the Traveling Adventurer who's life had ended, which also bore quite darkened optical recepters, and possessed extremely realistic vital fluid on her back-mounted object container. I was dismayed at the fact that the game was working improperly again. Before I could perform any other actions, I percieved Herobrine on the display screen. Herobrine promptly exited the screen and consumed my vital fluid and internal organs. My life was no more. The story is now finished!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Im died
Category:Skeletons
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Shortpasta
The fucking forest

So there I fucking was, In the god damn shitty ass forest who no one even gives a fuck about. It was fucking dark I almost shit my god damn pants. I was alone because everyone was a stupid little pussy who like noobs. And then I saw this shit with long ass arms because he's stupid as shit and so is life. Because that's how my life came to an awful end. I'm a ghost RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU SONS OF BITCHES, I'M TYPING FROM STUPID LITTLE HEAVEN BECAUSE FUCK.
But anyfuckingways, back to my story. When I saw him, my eyes redundantely gouged out because people are stupid. and so is he, This was the most pathetic death in my axiomatic life. Thank you for reading my fucking story, Go fuck yourself.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Shortpasta
The future of evil

I came from a not so distant future to tell you to watch out, watch out for the those that call themselves republicans, jews, muslims or real christians, watch out for them, they offer you salvation, they offer peace but in the end they all want is to fuck you hard.
The America you and I live in is not the America that used to be, Itis one of lies and deciet and taxes to pay CEO's so they can shit in your face harder, because that is what they like to see, you to be weak, lethargic and covered in shit you can't even afford, because they will charge you trough the nose for the shit they drown you in, and then they fuck you hard because they are perverted and evil. Then they fuck your wife, kill your dog, your horse, your car and your children, then he will empty your fridge steal your car sell your wife kill your horse again, burn your house, get a new priest, sell the churh, go to a airport and hijack the plane and ram it in your ass.
Then he will pollute your farmstead, take your chicken and ram your cock(rooster) inside it, then he will bury your tractor, roast your pigs, drink your milk and steal your trash, kill your moose, take the roof and send it to the moon, then he will employ you to get it back. He will also give you double cancer and tie your cock(penis) in a knot.
And he won't be done yet, he will then execute your uncle, give the nobel peace price to Fidel Castro(zombie) and declare peace with North Korea, send your family to the gulag, drink your booze and feed you McDonalds till you are immobile. Then he will fondle your grandmother and blow your grandfather (sexually), he will take your money and travel to Las Vegas, get a hooker and abuse her (violently), blow the money (financially), you will be work in a cocaine plantation till you crystallize, and then you will be ground and snorted up, so please before it is too late listen to me, we must stop those who control America lest we all end up in the grave with our asses bare sticking up from the soil.
-Future Karl Marx
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
The ghost at school

I want to tell you a story from when I went to primary school,
well what happened was, one day I decided to play soccer on the school oval with my best friends, witch I shall not name, and we where playing and everything, then the ball got kicked really hard and flew really far away, I went to get it and when I was running I felt like I was being watched, but I didn't know why, I kept running after the ball and when I got to it, I looked up at the long fence around the oval and saw a girl that was standing behind one of the school desks, outside of the school, it was strange because the desk was covered in what looked like blood and claw marks, and I think a piece of paper and a pencil. The girl behind the desk was really tall and had black hair covering her face, she had pale skin, and a long red night gown, I think. It was really creepy and I remember it so clearly, anyway after I stared at the girl for a while I heard my friends call for me, once I looked at them I remembered I was chasing the ball that flew away, I reached down and grabbed it and ran towards my friends, while I was running I looked up to examine the girl again, but she wasn't there. I told my closest friend and she said that I must of seen the ghost bloody marry, but I thought bloody marry had a white dress. after a while of thinking the bell went so I went to class, and in the middle of class I sort of blacked out and saw the words "YOUR NEXT" written in blood. I thought I was hallucinating so I went home sick, and didn't think anything of it.
If anyone knew what I saw please tell me, and if you don't believe this than, oh well I don't care it scared the fudge outa me, oh and I know that Jane the killer says this but I don't care....
Don't go to sleep....... you wont wake up!!!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
The ghost is an addict

I woke up this morning to the sight of a ghost sunbathing on my bedroom floor, so I picked it up, put it in a paper bag, and put the bag in my fridge.
At midnight, I took out the paper bag and told the ghost: "Ghostie, it's time to haunt, go!" But the ghost had caught a cold, so I gave it some Chinese medicine.
Now the ghost is addicted to marijuana.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The ghost pirate

__NOEDITSECTION__==The begin==
Hi my name is John I am a sailor. I found a part of a note here what it says
It was like 2pm when I was staring at the water. Then I was like when are we going to get home. So I went to the captain. To tell him do he now the way home and he says "I don't know the way home". "there is a map in the basement" I said "WHY IT IS IN THE BASEMENT"!!! "because
and thats all it said
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Shortpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:The Title Is A Lie
The ghost who was sexy but also a bit scary and I had to decide whether they were more sexy than scary or what

I moved to a new town. It was different. The people were strange. The weather was bad. Something about the place was off. I did some repairs to the house, like the tiles on the roof, but there was no background music, just the sound of wind and my hammer banging.
Across the street an old woman laughed. Her one remaining tooth stood out like a gravestone - a stone used to note where we bury the dead. Everyone in the town was old.
Had I made a mistake in leaving my hometown for some place foreign and weird?
Yes, all difference is wrong.
I went back into my new house and stood on a nail. There was a close up of me taking off my boot and sock and then some blood came out of where the nail went in. The blood was red.
"Want me to suck that for you?" Said the voice of a stranger.
I looked up to see a sexy lady. She was wearing a red dress, which stood out because everything else was grey.
"You want to suck my foot?"
"Yeah."
"Well... wait, who are you?" I enquired. "Why are you even here in my new home?"
"I'm a ghost." She answered. "Are you scared?"
I was. Ghosts are dead people, and I fear the dead even more than I fear old people, new living environments, or the customs of communities different to my own. But... I was also a bit aroused because she was really hot. I decided to hedge my bets and play it cool.
"I'd love for you to be sucking my foot but I've actually just got over a pretty severe bout of verrucas."
"Oh."
"Yeah. I wear these special socks but they keep coming back. Maybe in another week or two, we could get together and see where this goes?"
When I looked up again the ghost lady was gone. In one sense I was relieved, because she was a ghost. On the other hand I was sad because she had been real hot.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:LONG ASS TITLE
Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The girl

"Lauren,go get me some meat from the basement."her mom said.She took her knife,went to the base ment,to one of the screaming girl in the corner.
"I'm sorry"
2 weeks later,the family of cannibles was found and sent to life in prison.Execpt for the girl.She still roams the streets ,eating those alive who dare say her name.
"I'm sorry....."
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The gost of Alberto Einhorn

It was just like any other day, except it wasn't because it was bad.
This story is scary, so unbelievably scary that it shouldn't even be on r/nosleep.
So one day I was walking and I tripped and saw a ghost. I died 2 hours later.
That ghost? Albert Einstein.
After I woke up from the coma, I spent 8 years waking up. During that coma, I tripped and saw a ghost. This was the end of my coma. But when I woke up, I saw the year.
The year was the year 2019, I had been in a coma from the year 2019 to the year 2020, because of the ghost of albert Einstein. When I woke up out of the hospital bed, I discovered that I was dead. Because I unplugged my life support. That's when I saw the ghost again, oozing out of the power outlet.
So after this, I went into the coma again. I was determined to stop this.
When I woke up in the coma I spent 4 long years creating and inventing and discovering and devising and developing and working and learning and I finally created my plan. I would go back in time to stop Albert Einstein from dying.
To do this, I had to create a time machine. I found a few spare forks and a car engine, along with benzodicarbonomide. I mixed them with ice for 19 minutes in an industrial sized blender. To make it travel through time, I needed time juice. I extracted it from thousands of hourglasses so I could power the machine.
I spent 3 long, slow, fast, annoying, tiring, boring years creating, building, destroying, assembling, and inventing my machine. After three long, slow, years. IT WAS COMPLETE.
Part 2/666999 coming soon.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
The great 4chan-reddit pee pee poo poo war

The pee pee poo poo war is one of the coolest wars in the world.
4chan poops a poop that is big as a tree and carves it into a sword, where 4chan farts and puts the epic lulz and epic maymays and epic faces.
4chan then uses it to do your mom as you are going up to big shit shog land with twitter and tiktok.
Reddit then shits out a billion amongusly moronically imposters. 4chan dies but comes back again because he isn't a dumbass.
Reddit then shits in 4chans mouth, but then 4chan eats the shit and makes kanye east and brings kanye west. They both eat an among usly horrific burger because yes.
Then 4chan creates 1 trillion lulzies and reddit shits out many imposters. 4chan then becomes sus and kills everyone. Reddit didn't get killed because he was sus too.
They both make a shit burger. Little did 4chan know that she's a lulzie and if a lulzie eats a lulzie you die.
So reddit put lulzies in both of there shit burgers, but reddit dies and 4chan wons the war, or did she?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:BATTELS
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Shortpasta
The hairy barnacle

It happened a few weeks ago, I was a nickelodeon intern, I watched shows before they came out for free. Naturally, I got no money from it. Although one day I was called in to watch a 5 new Spongebob Squarepants episodes. The first four episodes started out normally, although the last one I will not forget.
The last episode was called "The Hairy Barnacle". A pretty odd name, but I went along with it.
The episode started out with Spongebob stealing Squidward's clarinet because he wanted to play it, it didn't really make sense because that wasn't in Spongebob's nature to do such a thing. As the show continued, Squidward went to his closet to get his clarinet, and to find it gone. He immediately suspected Spongebob of taking it, and went straight to house. When he opened the door, he found Spongebob laying on the floor crying, with a giant barnacle stuck to his face, about the size of a house cat stuck to his face. Squidward screamed at Spongebob to know what was going on, although the crying just kept on going, and it was getting softer and more faint. Then Spongebob exploded, with his soft sponge splattering across the room. The interns were shocked, even though no evidence of organs or blood was present, it was still a little shocking for young folks to watch. We kept playing the tape, and we saw that after Spongebob exploded, Squidward laughed and took his clarinet, walking out of Spongebob's house. Squidward does not like Spongebob, but he certainly would not want him dead. Squidward suddenly stopped infront of Spongebob's door, and the giant barnacle also strapped to his face. Rather then scream and run, he fell to the ground, sobbing. One of the interns said he saw something flash on the screen, and that we should check out what it was. The manager slowly rewinded the tape, frame by frame, and then we saw it. It was a picture of a dead baby dressed in a Spongebob suit, with his intestines laid across the floor, spelling "Spongebob died." Our interns were shocked even more, and we continued the tape. While Squidward was sobbing, he said something really softly, repeating it over and over. We couldn't hear it, so we toned the speaker a little bit. He was saying: "The barnacle, it will kill you." Suddenly, eight of our interns threw up at the same time, and died instantly. Doctors rushed in to take them to the hospital, and the tape was incinerated. The 8 intern's kidneys exploded, and their brain was filled with some kind of strange black gooey substance. All the doctors who touched the gooey substance died. Their bodies were burned. When the makers of the episode was questioned, they did not remember making a fifth episode. One of the makers of the episode whispered into my ear: ".enips rouy nwod srevihs, snoteleks yracs ykoopS" I still do not understand what that meant, although I will forever be weary of that moment. I must find out what it means.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:SpongeBob
Category:I WAS AN INTERN AT
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Pointless Violence
The hat

I want to go to the store today, maybe I will get some spray. 
Maybe I'll get something more fancy, that might surprise my friend Nancy. Sheʻll say "Thats Fancy Schmancy!"
You know what I don't care! Nancy might give me a snare.
If she does, I don't bother, I'll just push and push farther.
So I did, yes I do, I'll go to the store in a few.
Oh wait, there's something wrong, I already have a hat, wait, its gone!
Where's my hat? Ah damn, I keep losing these things.
There's my hat, just under my bed. Ill go get it, no harm no fowl.
Let me bend, it's at the end.
Something is reaching out of the hat.
It's something creepy, something spooky.
The hat is now devouring my head, now I'm dead.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
The haunted "The Lego Movie" game

the day was June 2, 2014, It was my 20th birthday. I decided to get a video game since I had been saving money for one. I went to the local Walmart and saw "the Lego Movie video game" I wanted it badly, until I saw the price, it was OVER 9,000 dollars (USD) I went home and went on Craig's list for no reason and saw an ad for a slightly-used Lego Movie video game. I couldn't believe my eyes! I saw the price, it was five bucks, I asked the guy why it was so cheap. He said that he didn't want the game anymore and wanted it to be cheaper than the normal value. I bought it. The guy came to my house and I payed him, and he ran to his private F-22 raptor and took off. I opened my PS3 and popped the game in. I played the game and completed all fifteen levels in only three days. Then after I completed it, things started getting weird. When I played around in the lobby area of the space stage, I killed some robots. When I killed them hyper-realistic blood came out, which was weird because of three things 1: robots don't have blood. 2: it's a Lego game. And 3: it's an ESRB rating E for everyone game. I passed it off as a glitch and continued playing. Then, things got scary. When I killed a character in a level on free play or story mode, the game said "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU PSYCOTIC BASTARD!?!? TIM YOUR PARENTS RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT!!!" That's when I realized something was wrong. I asked the guy on Craig's list what was wrong with the game, when it said that that profile doesn't exist, I passed this off of a glitch as I went to find him. When I found his house, he was in his badly totaled F-22 fighter jet which was in a nose dive position stuck in the ground. His house was also destroyed because of the explosion. I passed this off as a glitch. Then I played the game some more and it said WILLIAM IS WATCHING YOU!! I asked myself who WILLIAM was and the game said "WILLIAM.EXE IS A BOY WHO DIED PLAYING THIS GAME!" Then a skeleton popped out. Then a ghost popped out. Then the ghost killed me. This article was posted because he wanted the story to be passed on to be laughed at because of how bad it is.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Wall of Text
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Hyper-realistic
The haunted doge

2014 march 5th
so i was bored and i had no pets cause i threw my hampster out the window so i decided to get a shiba since it comes with my favorite meme doge. i went to the pet store at 3 am (3 pm) and they had a shiba and it looked SUPER SCARY with its big cute eyes so it cuted me to death so it like forced me to buy it by its eyes so i did
2014 march 5th 4 pm
i brough the shiba home and named it doge but i noticed it didn't blink once and i notice the eyes got 1 inch biger. it somehow turned kinda creepy and it followed me everywhere with the same face it was starting to creep me out alot.
i flashed my hand around it but it didn't even took a peek off my eyes. i went to bed and it started making strange laughing noices that sounded like a demon. i turned on the lights and the shiba was in the hallway looking at me with what looks like BLOOD on it. i put it outside and went to bed and i woke up at 3:00 AM and i heard the laughing again so i turned on the lights to find a dead racoon on my bed with the shiba on the exact same spot on the hallway.
i screamed and the shibas eyes were BIGGER!!!!. i then saw blood on the shiba but even more so i put it outside to find everything destroyed and 666 was written on the wall. i screamed and fainted.
2014 march 27th morning 12:00 am
i woke up in the hospital and they said i have been in 3 week coma. they said i had several bone damages. and i said anything paranormal did you see the shiba?
the doc said there was no shiba in that house at and it looked perfect and nothing broken.
at home
i went home to find a kidney and the shiba laying down and not looking at me and looking normal. i was very suprised and went on the computer.
i had a email and it said this
i was shocked by the email and how did this person know my whole name. i turned and the shiba had the same face and its eyes glowed red and killed me.
now i'm just a soul that possesed some body that was dead and written this.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Im died
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Animulz