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Parker Parra

is a player for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Parra has played for the Baltimore Crabs, Boston Flowers, and Seattle Garages.
==Official League Records==
Parra joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs with .
During the , Parra received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' and blessings.
On , Parra gained the modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Due to the Crabs' Ascension, Parra was absent from the ILB from the until the Descension.
During the , Parra's defense was increased by as a result of the Crabs' blessing.
Parra was traded to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel during the via the Crabs' will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
Parra was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Brock Forbes during the via the Flowers' will.
On , Day 77, Parra retreated to the Crabs' Shadows in exchange for Lorcan Smaht as a result of Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's .
During the , Parra's batting increased due to the Crabs' will.
Parra was traded to the Seattle Garages' Shadows with no replacement during the via the blessing.
During the , Parra received a combined stat change of as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 4, Parra joined the Garages' lineup in exchange for Abner Pothos at The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility via the .
During the November 25, 2022 Fall Ball, Parra fell to the Chicago Firefighters.
==Fan Works==
Parker Parra features in the following fics:
* now i'm no one, i got what i wanted by Cori
File:Parra - Goblin.png|Art by 
File:Tlopps Card Parker Parra Em.jpg|Art by 
File:Parker Parra Waalker.png|Art of Parker Parra by @Waalkr
File:Parker Parra and Sutton Dreamy - Ratgills.png|Parker and Dreamy, art by 
File:EkA0ADcXgAY P-m.jpg|Parker Parra in Season 9, by 
File:Parker Parra - winterhazelly.jpg|Parker on their brief trip elsewhere by 
File:Parker Parra 5D.png|Parker Parra as a shadow of their 5-dimensional form, by 
Category:Original Players
Category:Players With Base 1
Parker Parra/IF-00.30

=== Meet the Crab™ LLC Team! ===
===Parker Parra - Chief Media Emissary===
You might think from looking at them that Parker Parra is a troublemaker who causes more issues for People Ops than they're worth. And you'd be right! However, noting their success as a Crabs-Classic™ media darling, we at Crabs LLC™ have capitalized on their marketability to attract a Streaming Audience.
You can catch Parker Parra commentating Company-Approved Videos Game at the times listed in the schedule on their Twlich™ page. In their spare time they love playing by the rules, raising company morale, and taking any company-mandated reprimands like an absolute champ!
===Some Parker Parra Fun Facts!===
* Has a sixth toe on one foot
* Has a penchant for fly fishing
* Can do seven consecutive pushups
Parker Parra/IF-208.20

=== In The Tabloids ===
Now defunct Baltimore based Blaseball Tabloid magazine "Shells Cracked" ran a supposedly in-depth article Titled "You won't BELIEVE what Parker Parra does in their spare time!" about Parker Parra on their personal life. This article, written by Camilla R.A. Bubblegum, included the following things:
* A "Non-exhaustive" list of their hobbies, including; Knitting, painting, drinking coffee, breathing, not making direct eye contact, swimming, petting crabs, breathing life into inanimate objects, walking, practicing Blaseball, origami, and looking at the stars.
* Segments of what is assumed to be an interview, but due to informal and sometimes nonsensical answers from Parra to the questions asked, some readers speculate that it was actually a recording of an eavesdropped conversation. Excerpts include "Hi, sorry I'm late [inaudible], Bustacean was late. Thanks for the coffee!" in response to a greeting, "Oh, yeah, the little crabs are my favourite origami to make" when asked about their teeth brushing habits, and "Of course I will. You know me." When asked about aspirations for reaching the Season 4 ILB Finals.
* featuring and of Parra, presented in "marvelous 3D, now with sound" according to the magazine headline. Issues with this part of the article still in tact are collector's items, as some claim after witnessing this part of the article, the pages it was inscribed on burst into flames. It's unknown whether these rumors are true as prices for this issue of the magazine are so astronomically high that fans and museums alike are afraid to test the validity of this claim.
* Supposed evidence of Parra's ability to shape-shift. This claim was not founded with sources or pictures within the article and thus is largely considered to be a baseless rumor.
* Pictures of Parra on the Blaseball field. These inclusions made this particular issue of the magazine legally required to say "The Commissioner is doing a great job!" and "We are all love Blaseball" on both the front and back cover or face ramifications of . Luckily, this is a frequent occurrence for Shells Cracked so no one had to face the ramifications.
* A segment about Parra's rumored relationship with Hades Tigers pitcher Yazmin Mason. This claim in the article being supported by the two of them being "seen practising together in both the Sixth Circle Stadium and the Crabitat during the Grand Siesta, despite Mason being a pitcher, and Parra a batter." When asked about these rumors in the article a flustered Parra was quoted as saying: "What? Uh, no! That'd be against league regulations... Well, I mean... Plus it would affect my career, yeah? So when we practise together it's strictly, uh, friendly!" These rumors have been .
Party Animals

Unrelated to Party Time. Every day is Party Time for this group.
The Party Animals began as an informal group of Miami Dale players with a shared love for all things nightlife, commonly seen leaving Dale games together and frequently telling the press "it's time to go wild". 
Some of the original founders have gone on to found other Chapters in new cities, notably Farrell Seagull.
While the activities and members of each Chapter are different, the core principles remain the same: to join the party animals you must identify as an animal, identify as a partier, and/or express a desire to join.
==Miami Chapter: the OG Party Animals==
Members Emeritus:
*Logan Horseman (founder) (RIV)
*Hahn Fox (founder)
*Farrell Seagull (founder)
*Qais Dogwalker
*Murray Pony (RIV)
*Logan Horseman (RIV)
*Randy Dennis
==Miami Chapter: the Miaminals==
Founded by Logan Horseman, Hahn Fox, and Farrell Seagull.
Current Members:
*Qais Dogwalker
*Liam Snail
*Richmond Harrison
*Trinity Smaht
Former Members: "The OG Party Animals"
*Qais Dogwalker
*Farrell Seagull
*Hahn Fox
*Murray Pony (RIV)
*Logan Horseman (RIV)
*Randy Dennis
*Stout Schmitt
==Seattle Chapter: Party Monsteras==
Founded by Farrell Seagull.
Current Members:
*Summers Pony
*Parker Parra
Former Members:
*Farrell Seagull
*Ron Monstera (RIV)
*Quack Enjoyable
*Luis Acevedo (RIV)
*Paula Turnip
==Philly Chapter==
Founded by Farrell Seagull.
Current Members:
*Tiana Takahashi
*Jaxon Buckley’s hlorse Fl’tch’r
*Clove Mahle
Former Members:
*Farrell Seagull
*Beasley Day
*Nicholas Mora
==Hellmouth Chapter: the Bourbon Legends==
Founded by Hahn Fox.
Current Members:
*Hahn Fox
*Miguel James
*Lars Taylor's space honse Precious
*Kaj Statter Jr.
*Howell Franklin
Former Members:
*Sutton Bishop
*Aldon Cashmoney
*Richmond Harrison (your best friend)
*Dudley Mueller
*Kaz Fiasco
*Quack Enjoyable
==Hall of Flame Chapter==
Founded by Murray Pony.
Current Members:
*Ron Monstera
*Murray Pony
*Luis Acevedo
*Logan Horseman
Former Members:
*Sutton Bishop (UN-RIV)
==Baltimore Chapter==
Founded by Logan Horseman, who notably lead the way for the Baltimore Crabs' first main season Party Time.
Current Members:
*Lorcan Smaht
*Finn James
*Bevan Underbuck
*Kaz Fiasco
*Crab Scott (the mascot)
Former Members:
*Logan Horseman (RIV)
*Luis Acevedo (RIV)
*Tot Fox (begrudgingly, simply because she was an animal)
*Fish Summer
*Adalberto Tosser (RIV)
==Ohio Chapter==
Founded by Farrell Seagull.
Current Members:
*Farrell Seagull
*Scratch Deleuze
*Loubert Ji-Eun
*Muse Scantron
Former Members:
*Luis Acevedo (RIV)
*Kaz Fiasco
*Kichiro Guerra
Category:Miami Dale
Category:Baltimore Crabs
Category:Hellmouth Sunbeams
Party Favors

Party Favors are Modifications granted to Teams during Elections. Party Favors are chosen by Team Choice, meaning that each Team will receive their top Voted choice. Party Favors were unique to . They are identical to Amplifications and similar to Wills — however, unlike Wills they affect an entire Team instead of individual Players.
==History of Party Favors==
Party Favors have only once been offered, during . They were intended to give a Team protection from either Parker MacMillan or Black Hole (Black Hole) during .
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Category:Rules
Partytime Papers

This page is about the documents uncovering a global scandal. For the state of being, see Party Time.
The Partytime Papers were documents leaked by a whistleblower soon after the Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict. They detailed the extensive war crimes committed by Jamazon during the Clonflict, particularly the providing of half-star players disguised as no-star players for the Glolf team. 
In the fallout from this discovery, Jamazon was boycotted by Blaseball fans until the company "legally acquired" the Seattle Garages' "Big Garage" stadium. However, many historians consider this acquisition to be a war crime in itself, due to the fact that the Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective and likely would not have sold their stadium to Jamazon willingly.
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Category:Community-Made History
Patchwork Southwick

was a pitcher for the Ohio Worms, and was with the team from the Descension until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Southwick joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.
During the , Southwick's pitching increased from and defense decreased as a result of the Worms' will.
On , Day 12, Southwick pitched a record-breaking longest game. It was 67 minutes and 53 seconds long, causing a spillover at the 60 minute mark and delaying the remaining games by an hour. It was against the Miami Dale. 
Patchwork Southwick is an inanimate object being possessed by a collective group of spirits. Southwick is the “name” of the collective, while Patchwork is an adjective both describing the body and the patchwork nature of a spirit collective. Southwick's pregame ritual of "blacking out" refers to the lack of manifestations in their primary pitching body, an otherwise inanimate scarecrow. When a game begins, the spirits possess the scarecrow body and begin to play.
While Southwick generally possesses this scarecrow body, they can also possess other objects such as dolls, stuffed animals, mannequins, and more. Other Worms players have come to suspect that "Southwick" is the name of the most dominant spirit, but there are times where other spirits take control - this would explain why Patchwork's pitching abilities can vary wildly from game to game.
Patchwork Southwick's spirit collective is a found family and not blood-related. When talking, Southwick has a strong Gaelic accent, but when they are feeling strong emotions their voice becomes a chorus of overlapping voices that can be incomprehensible, even to their close friends.
==Fan Works==
File:Patchwork Southwick by @BardSupreme.png|by 
File:SPOILER Patch.png|Art by @vizual_mind
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Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Nominative Determinism
Category:Players With Base 1
Patient

is a Player Modification, first seen between , Days 71 and 72.
== Effects ==
Whenever a Player with Patient is batting, there are zero strikes, and they are one ball away from a Walk, the player will never swing.
== History ==
As a result of the Library, the Antarctic Fireballs were revealed as having joined Ultra League Blaseball during Pre-History I, which also revealed their roster to the Fans.
Fireballs batter Lenny Watson had the Patient modification when they were revealed, and it has never been seen as an active Player modification.
== Trivia ==
== See also ==
*List of players with the Patient modification
Category:Player Modifications
Patricia Clement

was a player in the lineup for the Yellowstone Magic, and competed in Gamma 3.
==Official League Records==
Clement was first seen as a player in the lineup for the Yellowstone Magic after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.
During the Gamma 3, Season 1 election, Clement’s batting stat increased as a result of the Muscle Warmers amplification, resulting in a batting stat increase.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Yellowstone Magic Short Circuits Players
Patty Fox

Patty Fox was a lineup player for the New York Millennials, and was with the team from the beginning of until Fall Ball.
==Official League Records==
Fox is the first pitcher to have more than one confirmed Immaculate Inning, both in .
On , Day 61, Fox became the first player in recorded Blaseball history to pitch a perfect game, finding the 9-Blood Blagonball as a result.
During the Coffee Cup, Fox played for the Milk Proxy Society as a lineup player.
During the , Fox's pitching was increased and baserunning decreased as a result of the Millennials' will.
On , Day 77, Fox retreated to the Millennials' Shadows in exchange for Conrad Vaughan as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's . On Day 78, Fox joined the Millennials' lineup in exchange for Anathema Elemefayo at New York, New York Arena, Arena via the Ratified .
During the , Fox gained the modification as a result of the blessing.
Fox splits her time between Blaseball and her pop-up restaurant, The Sly Fox.
==The Sly Fox== 
The Sly Fox is a weekend-only pop-up restaurant which rotates between the boroughs of New York City. It is known for its lavish devotion to the culture New York — past, present, and future. 
During Fox's downtime from Blaseball, she works with chefs who have spent their lives cooking for New Yorkers to craft dishes that capture the spirit of the city. According to Fox, in each weekend iteration of The Sly Fox she and her chosen local guide "eat up and down the block" before drawing up a menu. Four different main courses are cooked the day before opening and given away to local high school students to "test their authenticity."
==Fan Works==
=== Music ===
Patty Fox is mentioned in the following songs:
* Killin' It by Louisa Blatt
* Now That You're Gone by Louisa Blatt
=== Art ===
File:091820 PattyFox.png|Patty Fox by 
File:EisYwa5X0AAWf9L.jpeg|Patty Fox by 
File:60PattyFox.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Players-patty-01.png|Li'l Patty by @AndreaStreeter
File:Patty Fox.jpg|alt=A drawing of NY Mills pitcher, Patty Fox, done by Rei (twitter user @rabbittraps_). Her body is turned to the viewer's right, though her head is turned to directly face the camera. She has bright orange eyes, fox ears, and short, reddish-orange hair that is blown to the viewer's right, as if lightly tousled by the breeze. The rest of her body is rendered in grayscale, to make the vibrant orange hue pop. She is wearing her blaseball uniform and her glove, and she appears to be crossing her arms over her chest. The background is white, with a lighter orange rectangle filling in the negative space behind Patty. In the lower left corner of the orange rectangle, "#37" is written in white.|Patty Fox by @rabbittraps_
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Original Players
Category:Surviving original players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Category:Milk Proxy Society
Paul Barnes

was a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers, and was with the team from until being incinerated on , Day 5.
==Official League Records==
Barnes joined the ILB as a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers with .
On , Day 5, Barnes was incinerated and replaced by Sandford Garner.
==History==
Barnes (he/him) originally went by the name Paul , but was forced to change it after a series of traumatic encounters with criminals during his career as a security officer for the mall. Following these events, Barnes moved to the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco to find himself before quickly becoming enveloped in a relationship with Knight Triumphant.
Despite having no prior experience raising livestock and seemingly no interest in farming whatsoever, members of the San Francisco Lovers blaseball team allocated an area within the collaborative as Paul Barnes Farm. While Barnes continued throughout his life to insist that he was not interested in running a farm, he took his responsibility to his livestock seriously. After being granted the farmland and responsibilities, he was rarely seen without at least one leashed chicken — including when pitching for the team.
On , Day 5 during the second of three games against The Dallas Steaks a Rogue Umpire incinerated Barnes. He was replaced by Sandford Garner. Immediately following his removal from the mortal realm his chickens reportedly clucked once in memoriam then proceeded to wander off to graze elsewhere.
==Fan Art==
File:130PaulBarnes.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:Paul Barnes.jpg|by @Validtine
Category:Players
Category:Original Players
Category:Incinerated Players
Category:Pitchers
Category:Nominative Determinism
Paul Cartography

Paul Cartography is a former player for Dalhousie University in the Canadian University League. 
== Early life ==
Born to Jimmy Cartography and Sandra Hellhall in Dartmouth, he had an idyllic childhood spent reading science fiction novels in the backroom of his father's model ship shop. The Cartography Family relocated to Halifax when Paul was 15, and he joined his high school's Blaseball team to meet friends in his new city. His first year of playing was unremarkable, because, in his own words, he "thought the rules were wrong, and constantly argued with the coach to change them". But by his second year he had grown to enjoy playing the game as it was, and became the school's lead pitcher, earning the nickname "Fast Map" for the intricate dance he did before every pitch.
After spending a year abroad, Cartography enrolled at Dalhousie University, where he again made lead pitcher by his second year. He saw the team through two second-place finishes in the Canadian University League Championships, losing first to York, and then to McGill.
== Injury ==
During a regular season match against York University, he tore his Rotator Cuff throwing a slippery ball to York batter Sheela Fettler. Rushed into surgery at the Dalhousie University Splorts Hospital, he suffered greater injury when the head surgeon fell asleep midway during the procedure. After four hours under the knife, the decision was made to amputate Cartography’s entire arm. The arm is now on display in a tank of formaldehyde in the lobby of Dalhousie University’s Splorts department.
He was replaced in Dalhousie’s rotation by Ortiz Morse.
== Life post-injury ==
After his early retirement from splort, Cartography went on to complete his studies, a double major in Law and Crossbows. He is currently an assistant professor at his alma mater, specializing in Splorts Law. He occasionally contributes a column on splorts to the Halifax Gazette.
Category:Public Figures
Category:Press
Category:Media
Pavithra Judey

was a lineup player for the Atlantis Georgias and competed in Gamma 1 until being incinerated on Season 2, Day 80. Judey previously played for the Hades Tigers.
==Official League Record==
Judey joined Internet League Blaseball as a Lineup player for the Hades Tigers at the start of Gamma 1.
On Season 1, Day 85, Judey was exchanged to the Atlantis Georgias due to Feedback. Judey was replaced by Everleigh DiBeppo.
During the Gamma 1, Season 1 election, Judey's batting stat increased as a result of the More Muscles decree, resulting in a batting stat increase.
On Season 2, Day 80, Judey was incinerated and replaced by Gabriel Hernandez.
The Gamma 1 Feed was revealed to Fans on October 26th, 2021, revealing Judey's history. However, due to Judey's incineration, their Player Page remains inaccessible.
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Category:Short Circuits Players
Category:Hades Tigers Short Circuits Players
Category:Atlantis Georgias Short Circuits Players
Payout Multiplier Modifications

Payout Multiplier Modifications are a class of modifications that affect the rate that Idol Snacks pay out to Fans. There are three known Payout Multiplier Modifications: Super Idol, Credit to the Team, and Profit.
==Super Idol==
===Effect===
Super Idol is a Modification that causes a player to earn twice as many rewards from Idol Snacks when they are selected as an Idol. 
===History===
Super Idol was first introduced as a part of the Center of Attention blessing in the . The blessing was described as: "Look at me. Most Idolized player on your team gives double-payouts as an Idol." 
*In the , Center of Attention blessed the Hawai'i Fridays, making York Silk a Super Idol.
*In the blessing returned, and Center of Attention blessed the Boston Flowers, making Nagomi Mcdaniel a Super Idol.
*In the Center of Attention blessing returned and blessed the Hades Tigers, making Paula Turnip a Super Idol.
Players were also able to gain Super Idol through Items, with Items bearing the Golden Element granting the wielder Super Idol. The first such item seen with this element was on , Day 64, when Hendricks Richardson of the Hellmouth Sunbeams gained a Golden Bat in Glitter Weather. See this page for a list of all items seen which granted the Super Idol modification.
Super Idol was also a potential modification which could be re-rolled into with the Reform Will. During the , Jaylen Hotdogfingers' Fliickerrriiing modification was replaced with Super Idol by the Seattle Garages.
==Credit to the Team==
===Effect===
Credit to the Team is a Modification that causes a player to earn five times as many rewards from Idol Snacks when they are selected as an Idol. 
===History===
Credit to the Team was first introduced in with a Blessing of the same name sponsored by the Garages (Band). The Blessing was described as "Zero to hero. The worst player on your team will earn 5x payouts for Idol Pendants."
*In the Season 9 Election, Credit to the Team blessed the Yellowstone Magic, making Wyatt Glover a Credit to the Team. (The Seattle Garages had 30% of the Vote)
In the modifier appeared again as a part of the Rise and Grind Blessing, which was described as: "Rise to the top. The worst pitcher on your Team pays out 5x more for Snacks."
*In the Season 13 Election, Rise and Grind blessed the Baltimore Crabs, making Adalberto Tosser a Credit to the Team. 
During the , Paula Turnip's Super Idol modification was changed into the Credit to the Team modification by the Hades Tigers' Reform will.
In the , the Credit to the Team Blessing and blessed the Ohio Worms making Scoobert Toast a Credit to the Team.
==Profit==
===Effect===
Profit is a Modification that causes a player to earn ten times as many rewards from Idol Snacks when they are selected as an Idol. 
===History===
The only time a player has been seen with the Profit Modification was with Parker MacMillan, who had it when he joined the league as a batter for the Alaskan Immortals with the formation of Ultra League Blaseball.
Peanut

Peanut, peanuts, or Peanuts may refer to:
* Peanuts, a snack, object, and Decree
* Peanuts, a Weather condition
* Peanut Fraud
* The Ohio Peanuts, a Gamma 3 Internet League Blaseball team in the Frozen Sea Division
== Entities ==
* The Shelled One
* A Shelled One
=== Players ===
* Peanut Bong, a shadows player for the LA Unlimited Tacos
* Peanut Holloway, a former lineup player for the Philly Pies
* Peanutiel Duffy, a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters