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VVVVVVVVVV Prototype

VVVVVV. An awesome 8-bit game by Terry. It really brings back nostalgia. I've completed it, but recently, I've seen a prototype of the game, entitled VVVVVVVVVV.exe. So, I'm going to play it, and tell you what I saw.
It started when I was at an auction. I was looking for some good items to bid on, then I saw the VVVVVVVVVV.exe prototype disk. I won the auction, but when I was handed the disk, they said something, under their breath. I think it was "I wouldn't put that in your PC if I were you..."
Anyways, I took it home, put the disk in the drive, and waited for the game to load. When the game loaded, I saw a blank room with my character in it, Outer Space esque. I moved to the left, but Viridian just got sad and said "No! He's going to take my life!" I got freaked out, so I decided to go right as fast as I could, but it seemed like an infinite tunnel. Eventually, the level began to get darker and I heard lots of banging. Shortly afterward, I hit an invisible wall.
That's when it came. A maroon-coloured stickman went after my character, inching closer and closer, and the screen getting more and more red... Then it killed my character. I tried closing the window, but the stickman was still there. Then I realized that my cursor froze. I couldn't do anything. So I tried to turn off my computer, but then a scary image filled the screen, that said: "You shouldn't have taken this copy." on top of an image of Viridian, being snapped in half by the dead stickman.
I tried turning off the computer and turning it back on, but it was no use. The image was still there when the computer booted back up. So, I tried unplugging it and scanning a magnet next to my hard drive, but I got shocked and fainted.
After I regained consciousness, I booted the computer and re-installed windows with my old install disc I got with the computer. However, I found a .vvvvvv file called "him" on the VVVVVVVVVV.exe disk. I returned the disc shortly after. Don't buy it. Not for a penny, not for a dollar, not even for a million dollars. And if you do, don't destroy it. I have a feeling he'll escape if you do.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
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Vaati

I wanted to play my Legend of Zelda Four Swords game. Nothing serious. I just wanted to defeat Vaati and save princess Zelda. First floor. Piece of cake, same with the other two. When on with the boss battle of Vaati, it was easy clearing the first part.
Second Part. "Here goes," I thought. Now is time to do it. After trying hard, it seems I have defeated Vaati, but something was happening.
Ive never seen such a thing.Suddenly, a gurgle came from the DS.From Vaati. His body appeared, a mess.There was a liquid pouring from his body, maybe blood, but it sure did not look like it. The so-called "blood" was a black gooey substance pouring everywhere. Then, the DS screen flashed white for about a second, then there laid the body of princess Zelda, with blood and gore everywhere. Red flashed everywhere."Vaati,you bastard!!" I thought.
I tried moving, but Link wouldn't move, as if frozen. Frozen with fear. Finally, after a minute or so,Link tore off. I tried attacking him.Once as my sword laid on the crippled body, Link let out a bloodcurdling scream and ran. He seemed to be on fire, leaving a trail of blood behind him. Then a laugh came from the dying Vaati and suddenly he exploded, black blood everywhere.
Then, a rusty blood-stained triforce appeared. It said in clear words: GAME OVER. Shocked, I looked at the touch screen. There laid the body of Link. To my horror, he was torn apart, blood splattered everywhere. "NO!!" I forced myself to say, and without hesitation, I turned off the DS.
I went to bed, for it was nighttime. I had a dream while sleeping. Vaati was creating a giant tornado, destroying everything in his path. He soon came to me. Soon, I felt excruciating pain, like being torn apart, and I was being ripped up. Soon, after the few minutes of torture, every thing went black. It kind of felt like a DS being turned off.
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Vajas Curse

So it all started with me browsing the Youtubes, when suddenly i came across this video named "VAJAS - Sparrow of the Wind". I watched the video and thought to myself This is really funny! I had to go to sleep, and the next day i decided to watch it again. This time it was named "VAJAS - Sparrow of the VAJAS". The video hadn't changed though. I shared it to my friends and it was normal for them. I then reloaded the page, and the name had changed to "VAJAS - Sparrow of VAJAS VAJAS" I freaked out a little, and forgot about the video. Next day out of curiosity i decided to check it again. Now it was named "VAJAS - Sparrow VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS" and the video was deeper than before. I reloaded the page, and my screen went black for 10 seconds or so. Now the video was named "VAJAS - VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS". The video started playing, and i couldn't pause it. I tried to exit chrome but i couldn't. Now all the words was VAJAS. The Subscribe button, the comments, other videos and even Skype! Now the video went into fullscreen, and on each playthrough of the song, it became slower, deeper. I tried to shutdown the computer but it wouldn't let me. I called my dad and asked what was wrong, and he screamed "VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS!" I hanged up and screamed as all the words around me had changed to VAJAS. The text in my notebook, my phone, even my boring essay. I tried to call my friend Alexander over Skype (Which also was named VAJAS) When the call got through he also started screaming "VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS VAJAS" Much deeper and slower. I tried to speak to him aswell, but i could only say VAJAS. I tried as much as i could but i couldn't say anything but VAJAS. I tried running, but VAJAS slowly appeared at my door. He flew slowly towards me singing Sparrow of the Wind, with demonic eyes and voice. He then ate me, and everything became black for a minute or two. Everything then went back to normal and i haven't had VAJAS Curse ever since.
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Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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Val's Valiant Stand

Valencia or Julia to some people was typing in her bustling house. Her house was bustling with people because it was her brother's party and she wanted no part with this. She just finished deleting formatting on a trollpasta when suddenly a knock on the door had interrupted her, when the knock was delivered, the house went silent.
Scared, she walked over to the door and slowly turned the knob as the person behind the door kicked in the door, pushing Julia onto the floor. When Julia looked up, she saw a man who kicked the door and was wondering who it was but he was already starting to tell Julia his name
"If you're wondering who I am, I am Fatal Disease , you should know me, we have been talking in PMs a lot."
Julia exclaimed, "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND ME FETAL"
"My name is Fatal, and you spend too much time on TPWC with me."
Realising what was happening, she grabbed the cord to the desktop computer and pulled it, making a little pop. as she did that, Fatal flicked out two twin razor blades and pointed them in a crossed manner over her neck
"Move and you die, your not getting off easy Julie. The admins decided you have been trying to hard to achieve Rollback and we decided to execute you."
Julia ducked her head out of the way of the razors as Fatal swung, she uppercut Fatal in the nuts, as he clenched his balls in pain, Julia ran out of the door and starting trying to yell but she began to grow heavier and sleepier. When she fell over, Fatal walked out and said to Val
"Sleep now, you will be waking up in pain, not because it's night time."
2 days later
"Huh?"
She opened her eyes groggily as she saw Jacket, Fatal, Godzilla, Someguy and Cassist standing around her.
"Welcome to our torturing chamber, Valencia." Cassist said in a sing-song voice
"LET ME OUT!" Valencia said as she rattled the chains, trying to escape.
Fatal took out his twin razor blades and then, starting swinging at Valencia as she realized why she was here. Valencia took many blows to the razor blades. She gagged as she felt the pain and just died to stop feeling the pain, it was too much for her and as she died, the admins all laughed. Cassist just stood there and said two words.
"I'm sorry..."
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Valve's Secret

In 2011, Valve relased the most famous game called Portal 2.
So in one test chambers there is distorted audio file by scientist Doug Rattman.
I was on Portal 2 Wikia just for fun, and then I went to Doug Rattman's page.
It said "voice actor unknown".
I couldn't believe my eyes! Who was (or what) was acting his voice?
Maybe it's a mixture of some other voices mixed in one,
Maybe that voice actor don't want to show himself up, but why?
I don't know this. Maybe you'll decipher it.
But to this day, it's still creeping me out.
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Vanessa the Strangler

If you have ever had a blonde girl enter your class and she has the name known as Vanessa you may be in trouble. If she walks in with a binder saying Jeff+Jane=Vanessa you are in a twist of misfortune. She will come into any university campus wearing a SLUTTY dress do not fall in love. Here is my story my name is Vanesa.
I was in my math class in university and walks up a girl named Vanessa. My professor had her sit next to me. She was wearing a furry chettah print tube dress. She waited the whole class period silent. My boyfriend Max was a cute and smart guy. After the whole period ended she went up to him.
"Hey, big boy I'm Vanessa, 2 s'."
He fell in love, with her D cups and her short dress were she had no underwear. My bf Max walks up to me with a sad jestor to make.
"Babe I do not love you we are through I love the new girl."
I knew something was wrong because Max hates whores, sluts, and strippers so why does he like her? So I followed her and her eyes turned black. I heard dial a number she put it on speaker. This is what happened.
V-"Hey Maxie Poo"
M"Hey baby I'm home alone for 5 hours."
V"You wanna get down and dirty?"
M-"Sure girl."
Then she got a taki and drove to Max's house. I took my motorcycle and drove to his house ASAP! They were in bed together having sex. When her eyes turned black and the back of her skin began to peel. I decided to run in and save Max. I ran in his house and heard him scream. I grabbed a knife from the pantry and ranned in. But it was to late. Max was dead. I looked at the wall and saw in blood "U WERE 2 SLOW"
DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH HER!
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Vaporeon copypasta

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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Vegetable Man

A disturbing program came on TV earlier. It was called "Vegetable Man".
It started off nice enough, as it showed a woman walking through the grocery store, looking for food. The camera followed her through the store until she reached the produce section. That's when I saw him. It was the Vegetable Man!
"LOOK OUT LADY!" I thought in my head... but it was too late. 
He raised his carroty fingers and began to growl and moan evilly, as the woman screamed in terror and fled. The Vegetable Man chased her through the aisles, moaning and groaning at her. She wasn't going to make it out.
"The store will be closing in one minute," said a voice on the intercom. "Please bring your final selections to the front..."
The woman ran up to the counter and the Vegetable Man touched one of the cashiers. He turned into a bell pepper.
"RERRERRRGHHHH!!!!" the Vegetable Man cried, and ran towards the woman.
"NO!!!!!!" she screamed, and ran for the door, but the automatic door was moving slowly shut... and then...........
It closed. The camera zoomed out on the store and you could hear the horrible scream from the woman. Back inside the store, the Vegetable Man ran back to the produce section and laid down again to wait for his next victim...
"YOU'RE NEXT" flashed on the screen. It gave me the chills. It made me want to piss. I got up to use the bathroom, and did my business. After a long piss, I started feeling hungry... so I got my keys and drove all the way to the local grocery store.
"Hello, there!" I said as I walked into the store to the cashier lady. I was glad Vegetable Man was just a TV show, and not real. I started to go around and select my items, stopping in the produce section to pick up some potatoes, onions, and carrots. I continued on and bought some delicious roast. After I got done finding all of my items, I went up to the front to check out.
"Hello, there!" I said to the cashier lady again. She smiled at me and started checking out my items.
"47.80" she said.
I paid for my things and left, getting home quickly. I was so ready to make this stuff! I went into the kitchen and turned on the light, getting some dishes out of my cabinet.
"This is gonna be so good!"
I took a picture of it to post on Twitter, because I was so proud of myself. I put my phone in my pocket, and I got to work, making sure everything was perfect before putting the food in the oven.
"Ah! That was thirsty work. I think I'm gonna get a drink..."
I went to my fridge to get a drink, but when I opened it VEGETABLE MAN POPPED OUT AND TURNED ME INTO CABBAGE AND THREW ME IN THE OVEN AND COOKED ME TO DEATH!!!!!!!!
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VeggieTales 1994 - The Unofficial Sequel to VeggieTales 1993

Growing up, VeggieTales 1993 was one of my favorite stories.  Obiously, I didn't believe it was real... until yesterday.  Yes, yesterday was tthe day wgere i started believing that veggieTales 1993 was real.  In fact, I am also a big veggieTales fan as well as a Veggietales 1993 fan.
I had found an episode of the show, apparently lost to time.  It was made in 1994, and it was titled "Bob the Tomato is a little bItch!" Of course, i wanted to own and own this own episode for my own self.  Let me tell you, I was a big veggietales fan, let me tell you.  Let me tell you, I would have paid anything for this episode, let me tell you.  Luckily, I found a copy of the episode on eBay for the low low price of 6 dollars and 66 cents.
Now, let me tell you, you may or may not be asking how I knew this episode even existed? Well, let me tell you, I first learned about this episode, let me tell you, from the veggietales wiki, arguably the most reliable source on the internet.  Now, let me tell you, I thought it might be slighty unrealism for bitch to became in the title, since Veggietales is a christianity show.  But, I believe the existence anyhow.
Once the box slap my doorstep, I immediately tear it through.  VHS move out.  After, I put VHS into my specialized VHS playing machine.  Episode started normally enough, however both Bob and Larrys designs were different.  They both looked spooky.
Bob was in dining room.  Larry bring out delicious baked potato.  Bob look at potato, and say "what is this?"  Larry then say back "It is baked potato." Bob ask "what is potato?" Larry say "Don't tell me you've never seen a potato before?"  Bob say "It look quite tasty." He then take bite and say in high pitched voice "Mmm, taste very strange." Larry say "Stop lying.  You know what potato is.  Admit it."  Bob then say "No, I do not know what potato is."  Larry then say "Liar.  Get the fuck out of my house!"  Bob tell him he irrational for getting angry at him for not know what potato is.  Larry then get angry and he go super saiyan 4 and wreck the world with his laser eyes.
Lost episode has became trauma for me.  I not abLE to Sleep now tHiNk about tHis.  I not know what to do.  Today I see bob and larry consistently on my mind.  One solution only one that exists.  I ran to grand canyon and i jump off.  currently writing this in midair.  dont watch veggietales 1994.
"He hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter.  Their slain also shall be cast out, and their stink shall come up out of their carcasses, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood." -Is. 34:2-3
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Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Veggietales 1994 Alt Episode: God Wants Me To Forgive THEM!?!

I'm Jon Roseson, and I LOVE Veggietales, well I did until I found the original 1994 episode. it started normal, but something was off... there was an Archibald verse. I don't know what it said, but it was pretty weird. then the normal episode played out. but... the voices of the grapes were slightly more low pitched. then when they said "cheese headed bean boy" they added pea brained to the start. WEIRD. then it was normal again. until the 490. they didn't change their names, but instead were called "the grape family". then... it went black. there was then a silly song. well, there was no Larry. then there was the ending countertop. no-one there. that was creepy. then I saw an image. It was creepy. there were robotic voices saying "god is bigger than you" over and over. then it cut off.
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Velociraptors

I am serious here, there is a velociraptor ghost in my basement. Dear God I feel stupid but I desperately need help! The velociraptor has been stalking me and my family for nearly a week now and I'm the only one that can see it. It doesn't seem to look all that injured and it shows when it rattles the door of my room at night. I tried telling my friends for solutions but they just laughed and said I watched too much Jurassic Park.
Please help, I'm serious here. That velociraptor is out for blood! Please!
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Category:Ghoooosts
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Category:Old Shit
Venomous Cats!

I WAS TALKNING TO MY CAT AND IT SAID HI AND I SAID HI BACK AND THEN IS TARTED TO GET USSPCIOUS THA T IT WAS A PERSON THEN I THOUGHT NOTHING OF IT THEN TURNED AROUND AND IT STRANGLED ME WITH PIANO WIRE AND STUFF BUT IS SURVIVED AND PUNCHED IT IN THE FUCKING HEAD, SHORTLY, I LOOKED BEHIND ME AND THERE WAS A DOG FOLDING ITS ARMS, SEEMINGLY DISSAPOINTED THAT I KILLED THE CAT I ASKED WHY AND IT SAID THAT I RUINED THE SCENE BY DELETING AN ACTOR FROM IT, IT SAID IT WAS JUST LIKE SYNERGY WHERE A PLAYER INTERACTION SEQUENCE WAS ABOUT TO COMMENCE BUT A CLIENT DISCONNECTED AND SCARY SHIT HAPPENED LIKE NOBODY WAS DOING ANYTHING AND THE ACTORS IN THE ENTIRE SCENE HAD PIANO WIRE AND STARTED TO STRANGLE ME AND I SURVIVED AND KILLED THEM AND TURNED AROUND AN A FISH SAID 'Y U SO SCARED' AND I SIAD WTF I AINT SCARED IM GON' TAKE YOU ON AIGHT BITCH, SRSLY, U THINK U SCARY U GOT ANOTHER THING COMING THEN A PILE OF DUST FELL ON ME AND I COULD NOT BREATHE OR ANYTHING SO I BOUGHT A DRINK ON EBAY AND DRANK IT AND I STARTED TO TRIP OUT AND ASKED MY BROTHER WHETHER HE STOPPED BELIEVING THINGS HE SAW ON TV AND HE SEEMED DEPRESSED AND STARTED TO SAY NO I DIDNT BUT I GOT ACTION FIGUERS FOR US TO PLAY WITH AN EVERYTHING WAS BETTER AND HE GAVE ME A BAGEL AND I WAS LIKE SHOT SON THATS SOME HEAVY FUCK THEN HARRY POTTE GOT STABBED IN THE HEAD BY A GOBLIN AND THEN II RAN OUT YOUTUBES THEN I HAD TO BUY MORE GODFATHERPOINTS AND TALK TO PEOPLE OVER SKPE AND PRETEND TO BE AMERICA N SHIT
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