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Laughing Jack Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

It was bound to happen sometime... a spinoff list about everyone's favorite evil clown monster. Same rules as the Jeff spinoffs.
==DA LIST==
Laughing Jack Smokes Tiny Cigars
Laughing Jack Breaks His Cone Nose
Laughing Jack Gets A Blood Transfusion
Laughing Jack Gets Crushed Between God-Jeff's Pecs
Laughing Jack Plays Pong
Laughing Jack The Dhovakin
Laughing Jack Is Mistaken For A Large Goose By A Nearsighted Hunter And Shot
Laughing Jack's Toilet Backs Up
Laughing Jack Is Fried In Butter
Laughing Jack Becomes Morbidly Obese
Laughing Jack sings "Toot Toot Sonic Warrior"
Laughing Jack gets so ripped that his WRAPPINGS have bulging veins
Laughing Jack Gets Pregnant. Wait, WHAT?!
Laughing Jack's Tentacle Dicks Get Tied In A Knot
Laughing Jack's Bottlecap Fetish
Laughing Jack vs. The Recolors
Laughing Jack Dumps Cheese
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Laughing Reflection

A man stepped from darkness and told me a joke.
He held a small mirror in front of me as I began laughing. And then he and returned to darkness.
I stopped laughing.
The next morning I rose with the light and looked into a mirror. I froze when I saw my reflection. It was laughing.
I shouted.
Looking straight into my eyes, my reflection continued laughing.
"THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" I screamed.
My reflection looked down and became silent. It began quietly sobbing.
I had to laugh.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Laughing SpongeBob

Hi I want to begin by saying am very big spongebob fan and one day I was at garage sell and I found an old spongebob dvd it was season 6 I was very happy I found this sense i didn't have this season i bought the dvd for 3 dollars when I got home i opened the dvd case and spent hours watching all my favorite episodes after finishing the last episode I found there was one disc left however it didn't have any spongebob art work on it was simply a white disc I put it in my dvd, and it took me to the a menu with a completely white backround I clicked start and the intro started however there was no audio besides a slowed downed version of the SpongeBob theme song the intro itself was also slowed downed also spongebob didn't play flute on his nose it simply cut to the title card however there wasn't any text in the title card and sad music was playing in the backround the episode then began whit spongebob standing in a corner in his bedroom he was shaking and making weird grunting noises and a static sound was heard it did this for about 10 seconds before it cut to the Krusty Krab spongebob was walking towards the door but walking with his head down and looked sad he went in to the Krusty Krab and went in to the kitchen but instead of starting to make kraby patties he began to grind against the girll with his spatula the static sound began again but much louder and spongebob was making grunting noises again but this time like he was in pain Mr krabs then comes in and began yelling at him asking him what the hell he was doing however spongebob didn't reply and the static noise began to get louder it then to cut black before showing spongebob whit no face and chinse text and then we see spongebob sitting shaking a soft laugh was heard from him, but it soon got louder and louder the laugh didn't sound like spongebobs normal laugh, but it sounded more demented the static noise began to get even louder, and it cut to a close up of spongebobs face he had no pupils, and it was very dark the episode then ended I wondered why nickelodeon would ever do something like this, but some questions may never be awnserd.
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Category:SpongeBob
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Category:English Class Failure
Laughter

It all started about a month ago... I was in the tenth grade with some of my best friends. We always had fun toghether always... we were so close, nothing but death could make us add a person. One day exactly one month ago a person came up to us. Her name was Monica. She was a nice person shared at least one class with all of us. But as I said only death. About 1 week passed and she came up to us out of class which she never does. She asked us if she could be our friend we refused of course... she walked away with a laugh saying of course you wouldnt... that laugh... its... maniacal... deviating... treachorous, that type of laugh. About on week later it started happening... NOT FINISHED YET!!!!!
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Lavatorial Spaces

If you're too constipated and nocrap out of reality in the wrong stall, you'll end up in the Bathrooms, where it's nothing but a faint smell of Lysol, moderately pleasant grey decor, the endless soft calming ambience of innocuous instrumental music, and approximately one hundred twenty meters of corridor arranged in a square, with around thirty-five doors arrayed irregularly along the walls, each of which leads to a clean, nice enough but unremarkable bathroom.
God save you if you hear something farting in a nearby stall, because the smell is sure as hell going to hit you soon.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Lavendar Town Suicides/Syndrome THEERY

My Lavendar Town theery is that you could have just turned off the sound if you don't like the music. Suicide Theery: Some people had close encounters with Evil Patrixxx and were tortured. Also, Gary's Raticate died because he's lousy and forgot to use HM: Fly.
The End.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pokemon
Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:THERY
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Lavender

Lavender lavender the color of woe,
Come with me, to my home.
Never to wander, never to weep,
I'll guide you to your eternal sleep.
Lavender lavender in peace I come,
Watching you as you run.
Running, running so very far away
Into a dream land you will stay.
Lavender lavender, so happy you were,
That is until they took an unpleasant turn.
No one wanted it, yet it occurred
You were left alone to mourn and stir.
Lavender lavender surrounds the bones
Of those you once saw in their homes.
Do not weep, oh please don't cry,
Be dangerous and your soul, I shall pry.
Lavender lavender oh how fun.
Play in the gardens as you run.
Never say never and always stay true,
Or I will surely come for you.
Lavender lavender oh how I plea,
Break the rules and you'll be free.
Now, now don't be stern,
For if you lie, forever you'll burn.
Lavender lavender I will always be here,
Here to make things better, to make things clear.
Don't be afraid, please stay by me,
I always promise to make you happy.
Lavender lavender it's time to go,
I will leave you in peace, you won't show woe.
You are happy, and will stay,
And you will go, far away.
But do not worry, do not fret,
For the ones that stayed will fill with regret.
They'll miss you, they'll feel locked in a fetter
But I'll be there to make everything better.
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Lavender's Soothing Tunes

Hello, everyone. My name is Shane, and I've been an avid Pokémon fan ever since I was born. So, obviously the Lavender Town syndrome would peak my interest. I've heard that this game causes nightmares, headaches, and a whole bunch of other things, and I think it's total bullshit. I'll prove it.
Every day, for the next several weeks, I will listen to the Lavender Town music through headphones for one straight hour. I'll use this document to record my findings.
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== October 18th ==
Nothing odd so far. My ears are starting to ring, though. Not pleasant, but I'm sure not getting any headaches.
== October 19th ==
Okay, now the ringing's starting to get louder. I think I should switch headphones.
== October 20st ==
Oh God, that's so much better. I'm not getting the ringing anymore.
== October 21nd ==
My ears are starting to become numb. What the hell is going on?
== October 22rd ==
After four days, I still haven't experienced any headaches or nightmares. My ears aren't numb either.
== October 23th ==
I fell down the stairs at school, and felt nothing. Really, I just walked away with not a scratch on me, and these are marble stairs. What's going on...
== October 24th ==
The music soothes me now. It's so comforting, so unforgettable. It's probably my favorite song now. I love this.
== October 25th ==
I think tomorrow I'll take a break from listening, see if it causes anything. Nothing's happened so far.
== October 26th ==
My computer started playing it out of the blue, around the same time I always play it, around when I get home from school. Might as well listen to it.
== October 26th (Night) ==
I can't fall asleep. All I wanna do is listen to my song... to my babies.... Sing me to sleep.
== October 27th ==
I didn't go to school today. As far as my parents know, I left the house with my backpack, but I had hid my laptop with the .mp3 on it and ran to the woods. I listened to it until school was let out. I went home and continued listening.
== October 28th ==
The song has become my tool for arousal. Now every time I listen to it, I get an erection, and won't go down until I stop listening. It never goes down.
== October 29th ==
My mom started asking me questions about why I had skipped school two days in a row. I didn't know what to say, but my masters did.
Kill her.
== October 30th ==
Tomorrow's the night, the masters said. Time for me to wreak havoc, they told me through the luscious music that has since shown me the light, showing me of what they plan is what I have to do. I even started last night, by stealing a kid from the house behind us and tying him up in my basement. He used to scream a lot, but then they told me that if I sliced his neck, he would silence. The time is now. Let's have some fun.
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Lavender Bass

To start things off, I was always fond of Lavender Town's music. It definitely had a past, and I never wanted to scratch my eyes out from the sight of it. I was 3 when my parents bought me Pokémon Yellow. I've played Blue and Red versions, I just can't remember where I'd get to.
When 2004 rolled around, my friend James got LeafGreen. We had both loved the Kanto region, because it was the original. The best in our 8-year-old minds. We were both excited to see how it was. I wanted the opposite game, FireRed, because Charizard always won in my mind as the coolest Pokémon. But I had already had Ruby, so it had to do for now.
The next year, I had moved, but James had let me keep it. I had completely forgot about it, so, I had played his continued file, "KENNY", in my Gameboy Advance SP. He had gotten all the original 150, excluding the Charmander family and the Bulbasaur family. He has saved at Lavender Town. Now, I'm sure you're going to expect some ghost to attack KENNY. This is when I noticed the creepy music to be intriguing.
Now it being 2011, I had recently been reunited with that LeafGreen, as I had lent it to another friend, Craig, to "amp" it up with either GameShark or Action Replay Codes. At one point, I had noticed he put up a level 60 Meganium. But, all the cool monsters were gone, as I was a bit disappointed. He too, had saved at Lavender Town. I ignored the coincidence.
I put it in my DS Lite's dual-slot and plugged the DS into my bass guitar amplifier, to get better sound quality. I wanted to play the theme song to Lavender Town and Pokémon Tower. I had my DS's volume on super low. If it had been at the halfway volume, it would have blown out the speaker. I heard new beats that I have never heard emit from this game. Occasional buzzing, a lot of static, and even got louder at times. To check if it was the game or the DS, I went to Silence Bridge, and no static. Only pure sound. Something wasn't right. I went back to Lavender Town, thinking the quality of the game wasn't up to standards. After I checked the sound, I hadn't touched my DS for about 20 minutes, because I was trying to learn the melody.
At the climax of the tune, the static intensified, like an out-of-area radio signal. Then, the music did a crescendo abruptly, making the amp buzz horribly with it. It drowned out anything and anyone. As I ran over to turn it off, right before I was about to, I heard a loud POP. The amplifier was still on, but no sound emitted. The stupid music mocked me, as it still hummed through the air. I learned the song, but at what cost?
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Lavender Town: A True Story

They say that Creepypastas are all fake... That's what I thought, until something happened to my cousin. This is a true story. Even if you don't believe me, I don't care. It was about midnight, and my cousin and I were just about to go to sleep when he decided to show me a song. It was Lavender Town's song from Pokémon, but it was different. The pitch went down slowly.
I asked him what it was, he told me "It's Lavender Town's song."
"No it's not," I told him. "The pitch doesn't go down like that."
He gave me a strange expression.
"The pitch isn't going down." He told me.
I tried to go to sleep that night, but it couldn't be done.
"You up still?" I asked my cousin. Silence.
"Wake up!" I whispered. Nothing. I stood up and pushed him out of bed. Pillows fell on the floor from his covers.
He must have went somewhere.
"Hey, Izyc!" I screamed.
I was puzzled, usually everyone would have yelled for me to be quiet. I walked down the stairs, and began to here the Lavender Town music. I walked into the kitchen, my cousin lied on the kitchen floor. "Izyc!" I yelled, while running to him. He was dead. Blood leaked from his ears.
June 6, 2011... We had a funeral for him. I still miss him. Whenever I hear Lavender Town's music I always feel the pitch is getting lower. Then I can feel blood leaking out of my ears... Not all creepypasta's are fake.
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Category:TRUE STORY
Lavender Town Beta Syndrome

After doing research on multiple creepypastas I learned of something called "Lavender Town Syndrome" which is the effects caused by the binaural beats in Lavender Town from the 1996 "Pocket Monsters Green" released in Japan. 100+ children the ages of 7-12 died from suicide, suffocation or unchecked convulsions. Most of those children were apart of the test of the game were children in the Okara area the ages 7-12 were given the game to play to their hearts content. They reported tremors, itchiness, headaches, stomachaches, etc. This was fixed before the final copy was released of course.
Of course out of curiosity I wanted to see for my self what this music was so I searched "Pocket Monsters Green LavenderTown Beta" on YouTube. I clicked on the first video and ignored the annotation that told me to NOT use headphones and continued anyways. It starts out with a high pitch tone which gradually increases and gets louder and then cuts to the Lavender Town music you would hear today. Throughout the song there are strange low frequency noises probably meant to represent a gong. In two instances, a single note will play so loud, it is almost unbearable.
The side-effects are one thing about "Lavender Town Syndrome" that I know is real. Shortly after I felt sick with, headaches, and stomachaches. Then I was hearing things I wasn't hearing, like my phone shutting off (even though I have the on-off tones disabled), the microwave dinging, or the sink running. I also couldn't remember what color my toothbrush was and had to have my sister remind me.
The next morning I still had the stomachache, but the headache and other problems were gone. I DO NOT recommend listening to this with headphones, if your under the age of 13, or if you have sensitive hearing. It is also said that to adults these strange noises go completely unnoticed.
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Lavender Town Disaster, 1996

These entries were written in Julie Harren's diary. She was about 21 years old at the time. I found it looking through old documents at the police department, snooping through the files while my dad. Who worked there was in the break room. These entries were the ones flagged by the police, in one sub-file. Lavender Town Disas ter, 1996.
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==March 8, 1996, 3:39 PM==
I got it! I FINALLY got it! Pokémon Blue is the best thing that's ever happened to me! Mom said at first that I had to wait 'til it was cheaper, but she gave in!
I started playing it today, and it is the BEST game EVER! I got all the way to some cave near a place that I don't know yet. I'm gonna play it soon, but I'm going to be in university all week, so I don't have time.
==March 9, 1996, 4:28 PM==
Something strange is going on at university. A lot of people aren't coming anymore. Even my friend Emily didn't come. They all seem to have played the game Pokémon Red or Blue though.
==Same date, 6:09 PM==
I'm really sad now, because I just got a phone call about an hour ago. It was Emily's mom. She was really sad and was crying so hard I couldn't hear at first. She stopped long enough to say that Emily died yesterday. I went into shock and dropped the phone.
I couldn't believe it. She was only 21, just like me. I wondered what had happened, so I went to her house to find only Ricky, Emily's brother. He said that they found her with her Gameboy in her hand, still with headphones on, and a creepy music from someplace called Lavender Town. I just came home to think. I'm gonna think now.
==March 16, 1996, 7:42 PM==
Emily's funeral was today. I went, because she was my best friend. She looked as if she were sleeping peacefully. I wanted to go to her house earlier, but then I remembered she was gone. When I got home, I decided to play my Gameboy. I'm gonna play right now. I wanna find out what happened to her and that was the last entry in the whole diary.
According to the other files, she mysteriously passed away only 20 minutes after the entry. The police noticed exactly the same thing that happened to Emily, along with plenty other people that had the game. The game is now banned in the little town of Sunshine Valley, but the memory still lives among the parents of the victims.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:Jornel
Category:Old Shit
Lavender Town Experiment

__NOTOC____NOEDITSECTION__I saw stories about creepy from Lavender Town. But I have never believed it. Now I start my own experiment with the original Lavender Town music.
==Day 1:==
I have heard it for 50 minutes. It happens nothing important or strange.
==Day 2:==
I also heard it for 50 minutes. Slowly I get headaches.
==Day 3:==
I feel bad...
Day 4:
Okay, I am accustomed to the sound slowly.
==Day 5:==
Today I get nightmares. Worst nightmares.
==Day 6:==
I have been thinking whether I will continue.
==Day 7:==
Today I heard it for 90 minutes.I think I hear voices. I believe the syndrome starts.
==Day 8:==
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==Day 9:==
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==Day 10:==
The music will not stop. SSssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
==Day 11:==
I CAN NOT SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP
==Day 12:==
Can you see me? I see you. I'm everywhere
==Day 13:==
the moon guides me.G!V3 M3 Y0UR TrUST AND I`ll G1V3 YOU thE ConViCtioN
==Day 14:==
Look at the moon...come with me...IT has opened my eyes
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Category:Shortpasta
Lavender Town Victim

Hello. My name is Evelyn. I was a big Pokémon fan. The biggest Pokémon fan. Well, at least before I died.
I turned on my Game Boy. I played Pokémon, and made Charizard fly to Lavender Town. The door is locked. No lights are on. I was alone in my room, the key on the bed. The music started to adjust into my young, childish mind. I started to get a headache. I just thought it was because I wasn't sleeping very much since I had been playing Pokémon Yellow at night until 11:40 PM.
I was wrong.
The headache keeps getting worse. The music is getting louder, as if it's drilling into my head, or even my soul. When I cover my ears, I still hear it loud and clear. Why? Why is there so much pain? It hurts... It hurts so bad! My legs become frozen, the song has somehow made me feel cold. The music is still getting louder. Someone... anything... help! Save me from this nightmare! I try to crawl to the bed, when I suddenly can't move. Why won't it stop? Why does it hurt?! Why won't it just go away?! AGH! I somehow managed to get the key.
But guess what? I'm not opening the door.
I should have, but didn't. I noticed my ears and eyes were bleeding. I start jabbing myself in the chest with the key. My once orange dress now stained with the red color of blood. My legs, eyes, ears, and arms: bloody. My head is spinning. The world is turning purple.
I'm now stuck. Stuck in this eternal land of misery. The noble purple town, Lavender Town.
You can still play the games, remember me. But whatever you decide to do, DON'T LISTEN TO THAT SONG! Unless... you want to join me. Heh, heh.
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