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Tom Eats Jerry

My son and I love Tom and Jerry to death, so for his birthday I decided to buy him a DVD of that show online. I wouldn't tell him, because I wanted it to be a surprise. So I went on eBay and searched for a DVD.
Sure enough, I found a very interesting one that said it had a crossover short with Looney Tunes. Even better, it was available for free. I said "Hell yes!", me and my son love Looney Tunes too. So I ordered it.
A delivery boy came by just an hour later. I thought "That was fast" and got the box, opening it to find the DVD I had ordered. I wanted to watch it first, because it seemed so interesting! I put the DVD in my computer and it started normally: the WBHE logo, the trailers, you name it.
I saw the menu, which consisted of the Play option, the episode selection menu, settings, and a section just for the crossover. Thinking "If it's listed independently, it must be good!" I selected that. Man, I wish I could go back in time and take it back.
The episode starts off as normally, with the MGM logo and typical theme. Then the title of the episode comes up: "Tom Eats Jerry". I found that title a bit odd, but whatever. The episode starts with Jerry eating lunch in his hole. Tom then got his paw in, trying to grab the mouse, and when he did he was punched in the nose. Tom dropped Jerry, started chasing him, and growled, but it was a realistic sound effect of a lion's roar and it was very loud and felt like ear rape.
Tom then said something, but it was muffled, so I had no idea what he was saying. He then grabbed a knife and cut Jerry to small pieces until he died, to my horror. It then showed Tweety flying inside the house and saying "I Tawt I Taw a Puddy Tat". Tom just glared at him and said "Shut the fuck up, you're going to be my dinner like Jerry". I was horrified that Tom swore. Tom then twisted Tweety's head, snapping his neck, and pulled it off, saying "That's what you get Mr. Birdface".
Then, Tom was walking into Bugs Bunny's hole with a lighter in his hand. He saw Bugs Bunny sleeping and whispered "Let's finish this". Bugs Bunny opened one of his eyes and said "Eh, what's up, Tom?" Tom just lit Bugs Bunny on fire and he woke up in panic and he saw Tom and said "Why the hell are you doing this?!" Bugs Bunny burned to death while trying to jump into a lake. Then Tom dragged the corpses of Jerry, Bugs and Tweety to the dinner table. He brought some gravy and potatoes to the dinner table and said "Finally, here's my special stew recipe". He then cut off their heads, cut their bodies to pieces and put them on a pot with the gravy and potatoes.
I was shocked with what I saw and went over to search info about this. It said the animator was in prison for life. I then went to the supermarket and bought another DVD, leaving the violent one in a corner so my son couldn't watch it.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:YT Readings
Tom and Jerry - Two Killers, One Dominator

On May 6th, 1999, my mother got me a Tom and Jerry VHS tape. We bought it from my local Wal-Mart, and it only cost $5.99. The VHS had 60 episodes. A few of the episodes were: The Million Dollar Cat, Blue Cat Blues, and Puss Gets The Boot. After I put the VHS in my VHS player, it started out with the normal opening, but something was different, there was no lion when the MGM logo showed up. But that's not all, when the Tom and Jerry title card showed up, Tom had black eye whites, and his pupils were blood red, and Jerry did not show up on the card. Moving on to the episode, there was a typical chase scene, but Tom got a knife and cut Jerry's tail off, and blood dribbled out, leaving a trail. Tom followed the trail to Jerry's mousehole. and he got a huge drill to destroy the mousehole, making it larger for Tom to fit. He got through and chased Jerry. But Jerry cut an electrical wire and put it on Tom, shocking him. The shock gave Tom a heart attack and put him in a coma. Jerry dragged Tom to the basement where other bodies are having comas. Tom got revived 25 minutes later. The blood trail was still there, and Tom did his trick. He grabbed the wires and shocked Jerry, putting HIM into a coma. Then after 25 minutes Jerry was revived. He then got a knife and stabbed Tom in the heart, killing him. It then went to static, saying disturbing messages like "death", "gore", and "world domination". I ejected the tape and showed Mom. She was horrified, and we told the Wal-Mart cashier that this tape was disturbing. She told the other cashiers and the cashiers destroyed the VHS tape copies. Now we only buy Looney Toons tapes.
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Category:Pointless Violence
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Tom and Jerry Lost Episode

I used to watch Tom and Jerry on Boomerang and Cartoon Network. I also had a few direct-to-DVD movies featuring the cat-and-mouse duo. One unsuspecting Sunday in March of 2012, I recorded an episode of Tom and Jerry on [adult swim]. Weird, right? I wondered why it was during [adult swim]. Once I watched it, I realized why. The episode aired around 2am, and was rated TV-MA-V. It came after Infomercials and before Superjail. The episode was called "Bloodshed", was released in 1947 and was written and directed by "Banna Harbera". The episode started with Tom drinking some milk. It then cut to Jerry, who spotted Tom. He ran towards Tom, only to be snapped in half by a mousetrap. Gore spewed everywhere. Tom didn't notice, and continued drinking milk. Spike then came out, and saw the bloody corpse of Jerry. He then said, "Did you touch him?" Tom looked at the corpse, and shook his head. Spike said "Lying, aren't we? Well, this has been a long time coming." He then punched Tom in the throat, with blood coming out of Tom's mouth. Spike ripped Tom into two pieces with his bare hands, and ate his insides. Suddenly, Mammy Two-Shoes came out, and battered Spike with her rolling pin. She then turned him into a dog pizza, and ate him alive, dog insides coming out of the pizza. The episode ended right there. I contacted Turner, and they said
"Hello,
We apologize for airing that episode. The episode was intended to be a parody of Tom and Jerry, and the "Banna Harbera" in the episode was actually the grandfather of Melissa McCarthy. We decided to air the episode because our contract says we needed to air all the episodes once on the channel, which strangely included this one. We will air the same cartoon at 5am in February of 2013 on Boomerang for the same reason.
Turner"
So they needed to air all episodes of the show, including episodes like "His Mouse Friday", which might irk some controversies. I decided to keep this episode for historical purpose.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Tom and Jerry Tales - A Disgusting Memory

Tom and Jerry Tales... was it really as perverted as I remember? The pricks, the dicks, the sucking, the fucking. It all came back. One time I found a clip of the show on YouTube. How did they allow this disgusting show on YouTube? Thankfully they censored most of it. Like the part where Tom and Jerry played with dildos like swords. They were trained by a gray cat dressed like a Musketeer. He turned around and his butthole opened and a dildo flew out. They censored the dildo but not the butthole. I saw his prolapsed anus and I almost puked everywhere. I was scared. I cried for 2 hours straight. I questioned if I should continue living. It was an experience I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy. The clip was later deleted. No one deservers to witness that abomination. Tom and Jerry Tales is a show of sexual deviance that nobody, not a SINGLE SOUL SHOULD WATCH!
Wait a minute. The show wasn't sexually deviant at all. What the hell have I been talking about?
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Tom and jerry: the lost episode

so one time back when i was little my grandmother gave me a old disk of the tom and jerry series because i didnt have cable back then so i put in the disk and watched it a few seconds later i noticed something quite disturbing it was on the episode where tom gets his head choped off and jerrys nefue says : poor poor pusy cat if you know that episode well after that part it showed toms head in a box and blood everywhere i was very scared because when i was watching it nobody home with me so i was pretty much helpless but i kept watching...then i saw anothor episode witch i had never seen before it was where tom caught jerry and riped him in half...now i was scared so i turned off thee TV to go play my wii and then while i was on the wii i saw two mii's that i didnt make and there name were "tom" and the other one was "jerry" i got so scared i just played mario party for a bit but a few seconds later the game paused and the tom and jerry mii's poped up on the screen and said "you shouldent have watched that disk its all your fault" i got so scared and then i heard footsteps coming closer and closer and then i look out the door and saw a cat a little blue cat and little mouse and then the cat deformed and killed me along with my mom outside dad called the police and tom and jerry was banned forever.. (THIS STORY IS NOT TRUE AND DONT WORRY... TOM AND JERRY IS NOT BANNED)
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Tomas.exe

So, basically, I was walking back home after I took my stupidly painful booster shot for coronavirus, because my house was near by, like, super close to where I took my freaking painfully insane booster shot, when I saw a yard sale. Of course, like the stupid protagonist I am, I found a Thomas the train DVD, called Tomas.exe.
I was like, haha very funny, because they didn't even bother to spell Thomas correctly. So like I said, I brought it, and the seller was all like, "that thing is cursed," or like "he'll kill you," or something stupid like that, so I brought because I don't care.
When I was in my house, I made a huge bag of popcorn and insert the DVD into the DVD player, like a cliché cursed disc, it skip the menu and flew straight into the intro, in fact, it was instrumental and rap all over the instrumental, like, really fast and cool rap, so I was like, "how is this even cursed?" Ok ok, so it cut to Thomas with MS paint face, and don't get me started on the voice acting, Thomas sound like a child trying to mimic Thomas voice and was out of sync, this last for a while before cut to the episode, which the sky slowly turned red, I was all like, "that's super cliché" and stuff like that, that for a frame or two, Thomas became creepy and he was saying, "Tomas".
Then there was like, a VHS tape effect before glitching into pure blackness, then a demonic voice said, " I know where you live, [name I'm not saying]" I then was all like, "how does he know my name?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!!!?????!?!?!??" And Thomas the Slendy train appeared in front of me and killed me for no reason. Before he killed me, he said," I hoped you like my show."
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Tomato Log

[6:41:10 PM] ZionSype to group "RustleMania": This tomato is bigger than my fist
[6:41:14 PM] ZionSype to group "RustleMania": I'm going to eat it
[6:41:17 PM] ZionSype to group "RustleMania": and forever disprove the "Your stomache is as big as your fist" statement
[6:45:26 PM] ZionSype to group "RustleMania": Tomato Log #1: I am almost halfway through this tomato. Fucking delicious. Added some salt on that bitch. Mmm. Still hungry, gonna keep going.
[6:47:26 PM] ZionSype to group "RustleMania": Tomato Log #2: I have finished half the tomato. My hungry is mostly quenched, but I can easily keep going.
[6:50:40 PM] ZionSype to group "RustleMania": Tomato Log #3: I am 3/4 through the tomato, my stomache is full, but I must go on. It seems as though the tomato has gotten much larger, will update soon.
[6:53:49 PM] ZionSype to group "RustleMania": Tomato Log #4: I don't know how it happened, but I'm now inside the tomato. I see no exits, and have been walking for a long time. I knew I shouldn't have tried to play god.
[6:54:41 PM] ZionSype to group "RustleMania": Tomato Log #5: Time seems to move differently in the tomato, it has been days in here, but the computer says it's been minutes. I don't know if I'll ever leave this place.
[6:57:00 PM] ZionSype to group "RustleMania": Tomato Log #6: Day 28 in the tomato. I've cut out some a small circular piece and carved a face into it. His name is Ron. Ron is my only companion in here. I like to pretend he has an accent like that donkey from Shrek. I'm currently working on a screenplay called "Tomato 'n Me" that I plan to release if I ever get out of here.
[6:57:08 PM] Mayson to group "RustleMania": Shut the fuck up
[6:58:38 PM] ZionSype to group "RustleMania": Tomato Log #7: I showed my screenplay to Ron. He says it's got and I've got a real shot, he knows some people in the industry and says he could get Sean Connery to act in it.
[6:59:41 PM] *** iMayson removed ZionSype from this conversation. ***
[7:01:04 PM] ZionSype to iMayson: Tomato Log #8: I sense the tomato knows about my screenplay, and plans to release it for himself. Ron told him, I knew I couldn't trust a tomato! Ironically, that is the idea behind my new screenplay. The tomato knows what I'm typing, so from now on I'll be writing in my notebook.
[7:03:07 PM] Mayson to ZionSype: Seriously stfu.
[7:07:51 PM] ZionSype to iMayson: Tomato Log #973: I've finally come back to my computer. I tripped and dropped my notebook in a puddle of tomato juice, it's ruined. Maybe the tomato will know what I'm saying, but after 8 years I don't really care all that much. I suspect iMayson is in League with the tomato, as he removed me from reaching anyone else in the outside world.
[7:09:45 PM] ZionSype to iMayson: Tomato Log #974: I'm outside of the tomato. I don't know how, but I laid down, and I accepted I may be here forever, then I woke up, back in my room, my normal age. Fuck, I'm hungry though. I think I'm gonna get another tomato
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Category:Jornel
TommyKnocker

I hear him near my window,
I hear him at the door.
I think there might be something,
That he's looking for.
I don't know who he is,
I don't know where he's from.
If he gets any louder,
I'll start calling for my mum.
Now he's in the parlor,
And he isn't here for tea.
I dare not move or tremble,
For fear that he may see.
He's getting near my bed,
He is a clever foe.
For if he was blue or red,
No one will ever know.
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Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
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Tommy Pickles Is Deformed?

Anyone who watched Rugrats may of noticed Tommy had a really big, melon-shaped head. This means he was deformed or suffering from some kind of disease, which makes the show pretty morbid if you think on it. Maybe the whole show was a product of Tommy's imagination as he fought just to stay alive with this horrible diseased head of his.
==POSSIBLE REASONS==
*Deformity At Birth
*Disease of the Brain
*Inbreeding / Genetic Mutation
*Alien Heritage
*The Result of Injury
*The Result of Physical Abuse
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Tommy the Toilet

Tommy the Toilet was a nice toilet. Timmy bought the toilet. Timmy has never raised his own toilet. Timmy got sucked down the toilet, Timmy has never been found again.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
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Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Tommy the killer

Jeff the killer had been lonely since charlie the killer died, by slipping on a banana peel
Tommy was the son of jeff and charlie. tommy had a terrible unknown mental disorder, and his parents wanted him to be a killer so they mercilessly abused him. one day at school tommy pulled a knife out of his ass and went to the bully, he said "GO TO SLEEP wait don't go to sleep?" before he beat the bully to death with a knife.
soon tommy went home and said "GO TO SLEEP wait don't go to sleep?" before beating jeff to death with a knife. soon he said "I hope hoodohoodlumsrevenge makes a story reading about me like he did my mother" as he skips away. one day he found a town, so he decided to kill everyone in it. he beat them all to death with knifes as he said "GO TO SLEEP wait don't go to sleep?" as soon as he was done he found smile dog. he killed him. then he killed every creepypasta known to man except for slendy.
Soon he found creepypasta headquarters. he saw slenderman at the door and instantaneously fell in love.
3 months later
tommy and slenderman had just fell in love and had a marriage. they all killed everyone. after that they- MOM HEY MOM GET THE FUCK OUT IM MAKING SOMETHING SCARY I DONT WANT YOU COOKIES, GO FUCK DAD.
9 months later
"slendy i'm pregnant!"
...
Breathe. You just got through one of the most cancerous stories out there.
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Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Tommy vs. Nintendo

One day my friend Tommy and I went to a garage sale. We went up to the creepy old man with a box of Nintendo 69 cartridges. Tommy was all like, "Bro, I'm going to buy those." And I was all like, "No dude, you never buy video games from creepy old men at garage sales."
But he just couldn't listen to me.
He asked how many cartridges were in the box, and the old man replied "69". Tommy asked the price, and the old man continued "$6.66". Tommy was very excited "Woah man, 69 cartridges for $6.66? That is a great deal! Now can I borrow $6.66...?"
Reluctantly I handed Tommy the money. I mean, if it were to be like in a creepypasta, then those cartridges were cursed, but they probably weren't, and even if they were, I told him not to buy them.
Tommy wanted to go to my house, because apparently he broke his Nintendo 69 last week. He went shuffling through the box. "WOAH, look at this! They have all the original Nintendo 69 titles! Sonic 69, Call of Duty 69, League of Legends 69, all of them!" At this point I was getting a little worried. Why, you might ask? Who would be selling 69 cartridges with all the original game titles for that cheap, and not have it be cursed?
Tommy popped in Sonic 06 69 and started playing. "Man, this is my favorite Sonic game, it's even better than Sonic Boom 69!" I was too scared to stay in the room however. I heard Tommy scream from the room, and I didn't hesitate to pick up the phone.
I called the National Guard, the Army, Nintendo Corporation, Jesus, and Evil Patrixxx over to help save Tommy from what I assumed is the devil.
They all arrived at the same time. The Army asked "Why did you call us here?" and I replied that it might be their chance to catch the devil, who was lurking in a box of Nintendo 69 cartridges. "Oh ok", he said.
We all popped into the room, and slowly but surely, stalked our way in. I saw flashing lights coming from the TV set, the Nintendo 69 cartridge was knocked over, and Tommy was sitting their, motionless.
Evil Patrixxx stepped forward, and started to cast a spell to rouse his greatest enemy, the devil. He started whispering something in Latin, along the lines of "Et cornu grande esse non placet, te omnes..." and I was getting worried about Tommy. After thirty minutes of Latin spells, it was appearing it didn't work.
That's when Evil Patrixx started forward, with us close behind. He felt for Tommy's pulse, and couldn't find it. "Wait a second, he didn't die from cursed cartridges! It appears he had a heart attack, and grabbed for something to keep him steady, and that's how the Nintendo 69 fell down!" 
"But what about that scream I heard?" I asked, confused.
"That was your friend dying, and you being too scared to save him."
Well fuck.
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Tomorrow, I Open the Sky

Today it is blank. Today it is quiet.
The darkness will come tonight.
The planet Earth orbits the star Sol in a semi-elliptical patern once every 365 days.
Today is the emptiness.
This is day 366.
You don't remember it.
You never will.
Today is the day of nothing.
Tomorrow the sky will open, and there will be light, and love, and laughter, and all the little things that make life worthwhile will come back and everything will be good and birds will sing and children will play and
soldiers will fight and the poor will starve and
there will be goodness and mercy and generosity and honesty
and the whore will be fucked and the junkie will inject
perfection and sunshine
into the bloodstream and
it will all taste of ashes.
A lie. A sweet, merciful lie is all you know. It is all you will ever know. Until the 366th day. Until December 32. You died that day. You all died that day. It all burned with the fires of hell and nothing was spared.
You will never know the suffering you go through. You are lucky.
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst the waters of the fountain of life, freely.
I am not Him. He is not Me.
Because They are Him. They know all. They see all. They feel all.
They are Him. I am They.
You are Low. Too Low to realize that you spend all your lives in filth and only see the Truth of what you are in your last moments, when you are too weak and helpless to fix it! You cannot fathom the frustration, the anger I feel when I see you puny Low creatures wasting away your time going on and on about peace and love and freedom when you deny yourselves those very things simply by definition! Why do you stay Low? Why can't you simply find the Truth and save yourselves? Why?
What is wrong with you?!
Are you all retarded?!
See the Truth! See it!
See it all!
See everything!
And maybe then you'll understand why I let you all die again and again and again and again and aga
Find the Truth. Follow it. You will understand.
A microcosm of all Low creatures.
A single moment in time.
A raindrop in the oceans of infinity.
You.
You must find the Truth.
You must protect Her.
He wants Her for Himself.
He will destroy Her.
Protect Her.
Find the Truth and protect Her.
You shall Transcend.
Transcend the bounds of Lowness.
Become High.
For one moment, you will Understand.
And you will see Infinity, in all of it's terrible grandeur.
You will see My Anger.
You will see My Joy.
Ego and Id.
Ka and Ba.
You will Understand.
Protect Her.
Protect Her.
Protect Her.
366. This is the Last Day.
And You will Understand.
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Tomorrow May Come

Tomorrow may come, but if it doesn't, I'm ready.
My life may end today, but if it doesn't, I'll be fine.
Everything may change in a moment, and if it does, I'll be waiting.
My life may flash before my eyes, if it does, I'll see it all.
Nothing will be the same tomorrow.
Everything may end today.
In the blink of an eye, we may all die.
A sound, the sound, of death.
One's final moments tell you who they are.
One's final breath is the last thing you may hear.
No one is sure what is beyond death.
Some people believe it to be true.
I know for a fact, today is almost over.
I also know, tomorrow may come.
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