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Pokémon Red

I had a really old Pokemon Game. Red, I think, one of the very first manufactured. Man, I loved that game when I was a kid. Played it nonstop. I caught all the Pokemon, Bulbasaur through Mew. I'm still a fan of the franchise today of course. Big one even. I am here to discuss this copy of Red, and what happened when I found it in a box in my basement.
I was getting ready to move out, and most of my childhood memories were stuffed in storage. I tossed most of it, but the Gameboy and all the games were saved. I have a pretty decent collection, but the only thing I was interested in was Red. I blew the dust out of the cartridge and put it in. It took a few tries to get started, but I managed.
Then I played this old copy Pokemon Red and it was great and I'm a Pokemon master now.
Gotta catch 'em all.
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Pokémon Tainted Red

Hello, my name is May. Something really bizarre happened to me last week. Wanna hear about it? Here I go!
I was walking on a stormy day when I came across a Game Stop. There was a free Fire Red giveaway, so I took one and skipped home. Then after I dried off, I grabbed my ice blue Gameboy and started up the game.
Everything started up normal. I named my character (female) Sapphire. I appeared in the middle of my house, but the room was dark. I interacted with my PC and the text said.
"The PC is broken..." so I went downstairs.
My mom was white and she said.
"Professor Oak wants to see you. Don't talk to Gary. I warn you."
I got a Charmander and started journeying. The clerk on Route 1 was also a ghost, and he said.
"No samples to give you. They're all gone. I warn you, don't go through the gray door."
A gray door appeared. I went through it, curious to see what would happen. I was in Pokémon Tower, on the sixth floor. I checked my party and Charmander was now a lvl. 59 Charizard. I went on the staircase and strangely, nothing stopped me.
But I made a big mistake. There were people upstairs, and Gary was holding a knife stained with blood. The others were ghosts. I talked to Professor Oak. He was not living, but managed to say.
"Go through the black door. Gary is a killer now. Try to escape."
I went through the black door that appeared and got teleported to a place called "QuestionMCity". The Lavender Town and Diglett's Cave themes were playing, combined. There was a house and I went inside. A Channeler was sitting in a chair next to a bloody corpse of Lt. Surge. She was old and withered. She uttered a message that forced tears out of my eyes.
"Why do the good always have to die young? LT. SURGE was my son. Who did this killing? Be there for his funeral! Sniff!"
The Clefairy in the home didn't cry out. It spoke.
"I want LT. SURGE back!"
I went into the Pokémon Center. Nurse Joy was a ghost. Her hair was blood red and her dress was dirty.
"Can't heal.....machine's broken. Escape **&$%^@!!# (unreadable glitched text) while you can. Take in your last breaths while you can."
There was a Chansey skeleton that didn't say "Chan! Sii!"
I dashed out and into a large building. I went to the top and saw the ghosts of all the Gym Leaders sitting on chairs, apparently in great pain. Brock said.
"Why did you let Gary kill us? Your journey will be nothing without Leaders! I shall depart to the afterlife. He disappeared. Misty's message was."
I don't know why you went through the gray door. It was nothing but a curse, and now we're dead! I'm going to the afterlife. She faded off the screen. All the Leaders disappeared except Lt. Surge. He said,
"I'm dead on the outside, but if my dead body is fixed, then I can possess it!"
He possessed his own body for use but the game froze. The screen went black. And the game worked like it should....except Lt. Surge was joining me.
So never take a game from a weird Gamestop's giveaway, especially not Pokémon on a stormy day.
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Category:Pokemon
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Pokémon Ultra Dead Version

One day I had just gotten off from school and was walking past a neighborhood, when I noticed a small garage sale. There were a few tables, with various things such as a pack of actual tampons, Infamous: Second Son glow-in-the-dark condoms, an old Nintendo 3DS with the Start and B buttons missing, and a Donkey Kong lamp, among other things. However, what really caught my eye was an old Game Boy cartridge. It seemed very old and scratched, put through Hell, to say the least. Instead of an actual paper title, (what is it called? The thing on the front that shows what game it is?) the words, "Pokemon Ultra Dead Version" had been crudely and hastily written on the cartridge in black marker. Although there were many other games that were not only much better but not sketchy as fuck, I decided to ask the weird, old ass man how much the strange "Dead Version" cartridge was. The man quickly replied with, "Oh, I would not buy that one..." I asked him again, and he shook his head disapprovingly. "I'll ask you again. How much?" The man grew tired of me and said blankly, "Ten dollars." Since I always keep fifty dollars in my pocket for some reason, I handed him a ten dollar bill. He picked up the cartridge and shoved it into my hands. "Leave," The man said. "What? Why?" I replied. "Just...just leave. Now." I walked away and wondered why he wanted me to leave so quickly.
When I got home I pulled my Game Boy (which is a bit weird for me to have since I was born in 2003, but whatever) out of my desk drawer. I took out the Super Mario cartridge and inserted the Pokemon cartridge into the slot. The game started normally, but the title screen was really strange. Instead of saying Pokemon or some shit, it just said Death. Also, Gengar was standing below Death, but his eyes were hyper-realistic and were bleeding profusely. That was weird, but I decided to start the game anyway.
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Category:Satire
Category:Pokemon
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Pokémon XD: Burning Lugia

I don't care what any of you fuckers say. You think it's all fun and games when it's just a silly Lost Silver or Cursed Black story revolving around Lavender Town. Well, guess what? This story doesn't have Lavender Town or involve haunted cartridges.
My name is David and I am 18 years of age. I had bought Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness for the Nintendo GameCube as a "passing 11th grade" present back in May 2011. I was legitimately satisfied with my purchase. I got it from GameStop for $6.99.
Decent price for a game released seven years ago. Anyways, I was getting along the game very well. I had beaten all the Cipher Admins. When I got to the final battle with Greevil, shit started getting spooky.
You know, like the shit you see in the movies or when you read this fucking Creepypasta. Except it was legitimately happening to me. What the fuck, man. Anyways, I had captured Greevil's last shadow Pokémon and, as expected, he sent out the ever-awaited and impossible to purify Shadow Lugia. Except... Bear with me please.
The Lugia was on fire. However, he still knew all his Shadow Moves, except he had the little "BRN" status on it that indicated a burn. Instead of the usual "Pokemon was hurt by its burn," when the round ended, it turned to Lugia and said "Lugia slowly burned away..." Yes. With the ellipses. You think I'm making this up?
Anyways, I captured the fucker with the Master Ball. The game credits rolled. When I went to the PC to check out the Lugia, it wasn't in my box, but instead was an empty spot with the shadow aurora around it like most other shadow Pokémon. It's name was ".../LUGIA." I figured this must have been an error, but then it wasn't.
I saved and turned off my console. I took out the game disc and... cleaned. And the rest is history! I got my Lugia sprite back and then was able to purify within the next month. I wasted about 500k on cologne for the little bugger. And he was purified and I transferred him to my PC in Box Ruby and Sapphire.
Once that happened, everything returned to normal. Of course, except the lurker living in my basement, but that's not related to this story.
Moral of the story: Clean your discs and shit won't happen to you. Best regards.
US T E MAST RBA L~sinb
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Pokémon games that will NEVER be made

Pokémon Autumn & Pokémon Winter
Pokémon Bow & Pokémon Arrow
Pokémon Salt & Pokémon Pepper
Pokémon Jupiter & Pokémon Saturn
Pokémon Happy & Pokémon Sad
Pokémon Rain & Pokémon Snow
Pokémon King & Pokémon Queen
Pokémon Soft & Pokémon Hard
Pokémon Stick & Pokémon Stone
Pokémon Forest & Pokémon Jungle
Pokémon Land & Pokémon Sea
Pokémon Sweet & Pokémon Sour
Pokémon Fat & Pokémon Skinny
Pokémon Mercury & Pokémon Venus
Pokémon Lemon & Pokémon Lime
Pokémon Hand & Pokémon Foot
Pokémon Round & Pokémon Square
Pokémon Rice & Pokémon Wheat
Pokémon Atom & Pokémon Cell
Pokémon Lock & Pokémon Key
Pokémon Right & Pokémon Wrong
Pokémon Ground & Pokémon Sky
Pokémon Least & Pokémon Most
Pokémon June & Pokémon July
Pokémon Nice & Pokémon Mean
Pokémon Clear & Pokémon Opaque
Pokémon Bright & Pokémon Dim
Pokémon Rome & Pokémon Greece
Pokémon Never & Pokémon Always
Pokémon Hamburger & Pokémon Hotdog
Pokémon Freeze & Pokémon Melt
Pokémon Debit & Pokémon Credit
Pokémon Pen & Pokémon Pencil
Pokémon Summer & Pokémon Spring
Pokémon Garlic & Pokémon Onion
Pokémon Sock & Pokémon Glove
Pokémon Wizard & Pokémon Witch
Pokémon Christmas & Pokémon Halloween
Pokémon Coffee & Pokémon Tea
Pokémon Sweat & Pokémon Blood
Pokémon Walk & Pokémon Run
Pokémon Sharp & Pokémon Dull
Pokémon Strong & Pokémon Weak
Pokémon Monday & Pokémon Tuesday
Pokémon Yin & Pokémon Yang
Pokémon North & Pokémon South
Pokémon Seed & Pokémon Nut
Pokémon Math & Pokémon Science
Pokémon Hammer & Pokémon Nail
Pokémon Pride & Pokémon Joy
Pokémon Real & Pokémon Fake
Pokémon Peace & Pokémon Love
Pokémon Shrimp & Pokémon Lobster
Pokémon Coke & Pokémon Pepsi
Pokémon Pluto & Pokémon Charon
Pokémon Taxi & Pokémon Bus
Pokémon Heaven & Pokémon Hell
Pokémon Strawberry & Pokémon Blueberry
Pokémon Dumbass & Pokémon Smartass
Pokémon Young & Pokémon Old
Pokémon Morning & Pokémon Evening
Pokémon Sand & Pokémon Mud
Pokémon Truth & Pokémon Lies
Pokémon Husband & Pokémon Wife
Pokémon Fast & Pokémon Slow
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Category:Pokemon
Policemen Fred Creepypasta Saints Row 2

One day ago i played my Saints Row 2 game and played my game on my xbox 360 i loaded the disc and played it. after a breif moment the intro played out normally but i could've sworn that i cleaned and checked the disc to make sure i DON'T have any Smudges on the disc usually it'll tell you to play on Single player or Co-op player or muliplayer But it went right ahead to a saved file that i will never ever EVER erase the memory i saw that this saved file i did not created i made a different file a long time ago and this saved file had at least 100% Complete so i went to the saved file i saw that the sky was very black everything was on fire! The character i played had an evil smirk Even though i tried to ignore it it did not eventually sink away but the water in stiltwater had a very blood red colour i did not pay attention next what i saw stills haunts me to this day a box appeared saying: Hello ******. Do you want to play? (you don't need to know my name) i was very spooked how in the mother of god I MEAN HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS GODAMN GAME KNOW MY NAME i kept saying this over in my head Its just a game ****** Its just a game i finally turned to boil red and yelled ITS A FUCKING GAME! after the whole yelling whats next really scared me a box appeared saying: ****** its not a game i know where you live. i have my reasons to why i am Taking over your game Listen my names Fred i died of an accident causing me to be an addict to this game i worked as a policemen i really apriate if you give my game back. then i said where he said in my grave I looked up policeman fred it said he died of a fire in his house because he puted pizza in the oven and he had forgotten to take it out apparently he had been playing Sanits row 2 for days on out. I glanced i looked at where his grave was puted i gave him back his game i felt proud i bought a game of Saints row 3 it turned out Policeman fred was in here i asked what he was doing he said thanks for returning his
game to his rightful place i closed up my xbox 360 and put it up for storage
i never touched it ever again
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Category:Im died
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Category:English Class Failure
Politics of Lazy Town

I don't understand how politics work in Lazy Town. They have a mayor, and in the theme song there's posters asking voters to reelect the mayor, but there's like three adults who live in the town, including the mayor and his kinda sorta girlfriend, so that's already 2/3 of the vote going to the mayor. I feel like Robbie Rotten might be too lazy to even go out and vote, and I'm not even sure if he's technically a legal citizen of Lazy Town. I think it's safe to say that Sportacus doesn't technically live in Lazy Town since he lives in his airship and usually only goes to the town when someone's in trouble. But I feel like the mayor would have an unfair advantage in any election. Do the kids have parents that we never see? And if so, why do we never see them? Are the kids allowed to vote? Do they have other elected officials besides the mayor? I have so many questions that will just never ever be answered.
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Category:THERY
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Polly Susan

There I was, sitting at my desk, on my computer, eyes fixed onto the hypnotizing monitor. I was talking to my friends on skype when something happened, something that would change me. A random stranger joined the group dubbed "Polly Susan". He... She? I don't know if it was a man or a woman so let's put it. It sent a file with no name. My friends being the most curious people I've ever met just had to accept...
Everything seemed fine until the next day when I logged on, all of my contacts sent me that exact same file even the people who didn't accept it earlier or had nothing to do with it. I was freaked out but in some way interested. I accepted the file. First nothing happened but then slowly I realised my background picture on my PC, a picture of me and my family, kept getting more deformed and creepy until it was a blurry mess. I quickly unplugged my computer in fright and the screen went black.
It was not for long until it turned back on and text appeared that read "I am watching, I will always be watching, I will be watching in your grave". I was extremely distressed and quickly got A3 sized paper and covered my monitor. I then rushed in bed thinking this was just a weird frightening nightmare, even though it was ten in the morning.
I woke up. Everything was black. My clock didn't have the time on it. My door was locked. Everything was disappearing until I was in some dark limbo. Alone. I felt so cold. My computer was the only thing left. It turned on. There was a picture of a doll was red eyes and text that said "Polly Susan".
You see, I'm dead. I can never be alive. Polly Susan is coming.
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Poltergiest

weird things have been happening latley. i was babysitting my niece when a ball landed in the middle of the room and didn't bounce. i got a little freaked out. my friend was downstairs playing with my niece until i heard footsteps behind me. i quickly ran downstairs and my niece pointed up and sayed buddy,we heard a loud noise as if someone stomped or jumped upstairs. we got scared and 10 minutes later we started the movie frozen. later we stayed up and made brownies. when they were done i hit the cancel button....but it didn't do anything! i repeatedly hit the cancel button and nothing worked. i got my mom and she set a timer and that got it off and we had to eat the burnt brownies. my brother started reading the bible. that made me kinda freaked out! as i was writeing that made me kinda freaked out, i saw a little ghost girl comeing towards me. the sink went off and on,the lights flicured,even demolic pics would pop up on my CP screen. i went down the basement to get 2 towels to get a shower and i saw a discusting little ghost girl with no hair,no skin saying, im going to feast on your soul. crawling towards me. i got really scared and made a run for it. i got my mom and when she went downstairs. there was no hair,skinless girl crawling. it freaked me out. i am now typing this. i keep hearing words backwards. i am haunted by a poltergiest
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Pondas

NEWS: WOLF BITES MAN, 3 MISSING
A man has been bitten by a wolf. When he died, his last words were "He said.. to come with him..." And he grabbed his knife and stabbed the police and then killing himself. Since then, 4 wolves that look like the killer wolf have been sighted.
June 13, 2004
I just got a new TV. My friend had told me that there was a very... odd Adult Swim. It was called "Pondas".
== Episode 2: Frog ==
This seemed like a normal show, but seemed a bit blurry, and had slight static. It was like it was recorded on an old camcorder, like about 1995. There were two men dressed like a duck and a frog. The first man went up to the camera and said some facts about frogs. The other had very dull colored hair, like she had been in a chemical accident. She said that everyone should send a letter to:
856 Waterlog Way
(censored by police), MO
The letter flashed on screen for the last 20 minutes. The music sounded like someone was just banging on something. It wasn't even music. I turned it off.
== Episode 16: Deer ==
This episode was very dramatic, with very unnerving music. I tried to turn the volume down, but it got louder. It showed animated animals this time. The animation was choppy, and was about 20 fps. A deer walked by, and it sat next to it's elderly father. Suddenly, a wolf immediately jumped on camera and smiled. That smile, I will never forget. The animation got more realistic, until it was real. The wolf smiled, his teeth and stare scaring me. He placed the elderly deer onto the cold floor. The TV displayed very hypnotising images until I was suddenly sucked into the TV.
I was now the wolf, the one who must make a choice. I had to make a choice. Kill the woman, or the father. I had no choice. I clawed the father open, and tore his intestines out until they snapped. I used those intestines as a noose to hang him. I clawed into his neck, slitting his throat until the thick, cold blood oozed out in a random manner. This felt very good. I suddenly had a feeling, that urge to kill. I stood up on two legs and immediately gutted the woman, who was startled with fear. I loved the warm blood, it gave me a feeling I never had. I immediately wanted to kill, kill more.
Those words echoed in my head as I head straight for the rest of the helpless cartoon animals. I had found a knife, and stabbed all the cartoon animals until they stopped breathing. I then knew what I had to do. "Finish the job." Those words made me stumble back for a second. Why am I killing these beings? Who cares, I slit all their necks until they bled out. I had enough food for 30 days. I ate all the carcasses within 14 days anyway and decided to kill, kill even more.
I emerged out of the TV and was in a man's bedroom. He was about 21, and I decided to do it. I silently went for his forehead, biting down hard. Brain matter splattered along the walls.
I said to his dead body, "Come with me, and we shall hunt for eternity."
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Pong Fanfiction

It's a cruel world we live in, one full of sadistic and evil games. Every time it's played, an innocent soul is tortured and lost forever, Just so that the cruel game continues. You enjoy this game, you think it's harmless, you were wrong. You would know this horrible game as Pong.
The Balls they use for playing are constantly in fear. They have families and lives, but those are both just tossed aside like they are nothing. One is selected to be the ball, and the friends and family say their goodbyes. The ball is then dragged into the arena, as two people break him and kill him. It starts with him in the middle, waiting for his slow and horrible death. He then flies one direction, then he is hit with a board. Now going the other way he is hit by the second board. This cycle continues as the ball becomes deformed and destroyed. The pixels hide the violence, and beyond what you see from the screen is the friends and family watching in horror. Then eventually one misses the hit, and the ball is lost in the void. They don't even give the luxury of a Proper funeral.
Then the cycle starts again, and another is picked to die. There is no one to blame for this but yourself. And you should be ashamed.
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Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
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Ponies: Repercussions of Friendship

Twilight Sparkle waited. The rainbows above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were parasprites in the library. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for days. Her warnings to Punkcress Celostia were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Twilight was a unicorn for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the magics and said to dad "I want to be a wizzard daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE EAT BY PARASPRITES"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now outside the library base of Ponyville she knew there were parasprites.
"This is Celostia" the scroll crackered. "You must friend the parasprites!"
So Twilight gotted her mgaic horn and blew up the wall.
"SHE IS GOING TO FRIEND US" said the parasprites
"I will shoot at her" said Nightmare Moon and she fired the lightning bolts. Twilight magiced at her and tried to nice her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to frienship.
"No! I must friend the parasprites" she shouted.
The scroll said "No, Twilight. You are the parasprites"
And then Twilight was a tree.
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Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:DIALOGUE!
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