Spacetoaster

A spacetoaster or space toaster is a term used in fandom to describe a certain type of character with an extremely confused and dysfunctional relationship with feelings and emotions of any kind. It was coined by thefourthvine in 2012 in a Livejournal post called 'Loving the Spacetoaster'.
The spacetoaster is a character type who is not simply "strong and silent" or cold, efficient and clinical. In the words of thefourthvine:
==The Spacetoaster Test== 
In the original post, thefourthvine also outlined a "test" to help fans determine whether a given character (or person) was likely to be a spacetoaster. They noted that, "like many tests, this is not intended to diagnose. A high score merely provides a basis for further testing. The real proof of the spacetoaster is in the story."
# Is your character highly competent at something that is not feelings or people? (If yes, +10 spacetoaster points.)
# Try writing a story from your suspected spacetoaster's first-person point of view. Then write the same story from some other character's point of view. If the first character requires more words to get to the same place, and those words aren't in dialogue, you may have a spacetoaster on your hands. (+1 spacetoaster point for every additional thousand words. In extreme cases, you can just stop the test here; some spacetoaster points of view can add 50k words to a story.)
# Imagine writing a story in which your suspected spacetoaster is a robot. Now imagine writing a story in which the same character spends fifteen minutes discussing his or her feelings intensely and sincerely. (+5 spacetoaster points if the robot was easier. +10 spacetoaster points if you fell over laughing when you tried to picture the second scenario. +15 if your character is actually already a robot.)
# Picture your possible spacetoaster receiving a heartfelt hug from an acquaintance. (+5 spacetoaster points if the character stands there stiffly. +10 if he or she recoils, flees, or flinches. +15 if it is impossible to picture an acquaintance hugging your character because the Do Not Touch field is so strong with this one.)
# Take a random sampling of five stories about the suspected spacetoaster, or five episodes, whatever you have. Count the number of times the character fails to understand some extremely basic human concept. (Example: if you want to kiss someone, that might mean you are attracted to that person!) (+1 point/incidence.)
# Consider the same random sample. Give one spacetoaster point for each incidence of the following:
::* Someone calls the character an alien.
::* The character must engage in some level of research (reading texts, calling friends or relations, setting up an elaborate double-blind study, whatever) to understand a joke.
::* The character avoids an emotional scene.
::* The character fails to notice an emotional scene.
::* The character wishes to be a robot.
::* The character fails to respond appropriately to a fairly basic cultural concept. (Example: not really understanding the rules of visiting a friend at home.)
==Examples of Spacetoasters==
The original post outlined a number of characters that thefourthvine considered to be Spacetoasters, while many others were suggested in the comments. 
===Examples from the Original Post===
*Spock from Star Trek. "This is why my reaction to Spock was, basically, where have you been all my life, you dreamy, dreamy spacetoaster? Spock is the exemplar, the archetype, the essence of spacetoasterdom. If you're looking for a spacetoaster, you can do no better than Spock. And if you're trying to build a better spacetoaster, I'm just going to have to laugh at you, because they don't get better than Spock. (Although I encourage you to try. So, so strongly encourage you to try.)"
*Benton Fraser from due South. "Benton Fraser, I would submit, is a spacetoaster - a guy routinely labeled a freak even by his fellow Mounties, whose only successful emotional relationship, as the series begins, has been with a dog. (Many spacetoasters are better with animals or babies than with adult humans.)"
*Aeryn Sun from Farscape. "Aeryn Sun would rather shoot everyone in a building, or indeed on a planet, than have a single heartfelt sharing moment, and she is, again, an actual alien: spacetoaster!"
*Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters. "Jamie Hyneman has three certified expressions, last had a feeling in the fall of '39, and is weird even to other Mythbusters: spacetoaster, spacetoaster, spacetoaster."
*Abed Nadir from Community. "Abed Nadir is, as far as I can make out, the result of Dan Harmon's actual attempt to build a better spacetoaster. (He failed, of course. There's only one Spock. But Abed is awesome, even so.)"
*Sidney Crosby, a Canadian hockey player. "And then there's Sidney Crosby, who only has feelings during and about hockey, and who may actually be from space. Spacetoaster. (In fact, the word itself comes from a pathetically long email exchange on the subject of one Sidney Crosby. I am not going to implicate my co-conspirator, though, on the grounds that she might then refuse to finish a story I really want to read. Guess what it's about!)"
===Examples from the Comments===
*Parker from Leverage. "She is an extremely competent thief, is considered weird by the other denizens of Leverage Crime World, and does not understand people or emotions, even ones she is currently having herself. Spacetoaster, for sure."Comment by melodyunity, July 22, 2012. (Accessed July 25, 2020).
*Sherlock Holmes from BBC Sherlock
*"Half the cast of Team Fortress 2." "One of them even dresses up as a robot for Halloween. Another chopped off his hand to replace it with a robotic version thereof FOR SCIENCE! These guys - well, eight guys and one bipedal testament to ambiguity - are varying degrees of spacetoasters, all of them lovely. And come to think of it, Pyro being an actual space toaster underneath that mask and suit isn't the craziest theory people have managed to come up with."Comment by hannahrorlove, July 22, 2012. (Accessed July 25, 2020).
*Odo from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. "Cranky, taciturn, incredibly competent, ruled by logic and a deep sense of justice, and the most alien creature in a space station full of aliens. Up until season 3 or 4, he thought he was the only member of his species (and when he learned otherwise, it wasn't much for the better.) Not human -- not even humanoid. He's basically big blob of liquid who has fashioned himself into a vaguely human shape in order to fit it (which he never does.) He feels deeply, but would rather throw himself out of an airlock than let anyone see him be vulnerable. He shares quite a few characteristics with Spock."Comment by vonniek, July 22, 2012. (Accessed July 25, 2020).
*Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender
*Ryan Ross from Panic! at the Disco "in the early days of Panic!fandom"
*Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory
*Greg House from House, M.D.
*Warren Peace from Sky High
*Castiel from Supernatural
*Derek Hale from Teen Wolf
*Kyoya Ootori from Ouran High School Host Club
*Nick (Nicholas Ryves) from The Demon's Lexicon
*Mark Zuckerberg in The Social Network
*John Sheppard from Stargate Atlantis
*Heero Yuy and Trowa Barton from Gundam Wing
*Arthur from Inception
*Batman and Tim Drake from DC Comics
*Seven of Nine from Star Trek: Voyager
*Sergeant Hathaway (James Hathaway) from Lewis
*Nico Robin from One Piece (Link to comment with extensive reasoning)
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