2340: A Brave Cleaner, Diagrams, Equations, Food, & Garfield

==Explanation==
The diagrams, equations, and other formulas found in this comic are not randomly chosen, but are connected to the dialogue in the original strip.
Original dialogue 	Corresponding equation/diagram 	Meaning 	Relevance
Garfield: I say, "why diet?" I say, "why don't they do something about gravity?"	<I>Gm1×m2</i> / r2 	Newton's law of universal gravitation: as Wikipedia puts it, "any two bodies in the Universe attract each other with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them."	This one is pretty obvious, since the original line explicitly mentioned gravity.
Jon: This is it, Garfield! I've made up my mind! I'm throwing them out! 	F1,2 = -F2,1 	Newton's third law of motion - every action has an equal and opposite reaction. 	Most likely referring to Jon forcefully removing "them", and possibly referring to him reacting to their continued existence (which is technically an action).
Garfield: Attaboy! Go get 'em! 	<I>F = ma</i> 	Newton's second law - force = mass times acceleration. 	Presumably related to Jon's line (another law of motion). It's possible that the acceleration part relates to "go get 'em" in some way.
Jon: Okay, time to go! 	Δt = Δτ/√(1-v2/c2)	Time dilation - simply put, when a point in time appears differently depending on where the observer is located. 	This was simply chosen because of the word "time".
Jon: Hey! What're you doing?! Wha... whoa... -wha?!... Hey! Wait a minute!! 	p = mv 	Linear momentum = mass times velocity. 	Presumably relates to Jon's attackers preparing to beat him up.
Jon: YAAHHH!!! OOF! 	[an image] 	A diagram of a pain receptor. 	It's kind of obvious why this was chosen.
Jon: YEOOOWCH! OW! OW! OW! GAAAAAAAAG... YAAAAAHH! 	[another image] 	A picture of an oxygen molecule (O2). 	This relates to Jon getting choked.
Garfield: When leftovers get old they can turn mean. 	∆θ = θ2 - θ1</p> 	The angular displacement of a vector equals the second vector subtracted by the first. 	This is kind of a pun relating to the leftovers turning mean.
Oh, and the reference to "Garffiti" seems to be mainly in the equations all over the background of one panel of that strip.
==The author writes:==
If you ask me why I decided to replace every line of dialogue in this strip with scientific formulae and diagrams... I don't know. But I did try to pick ones relevant to the original dialogue... though sometimes it takes punny thinking to figure out said relevance.
Inspired by No. 440: Garffiti.
All equations and diagrams lifted from Wikipedia.
Original strip: .
==Transcript==
Title: Garfield
Garfield: Gm1×m2 / r2
{Garfield is lying in bed.}
Jon: F1,2 = -F2,1
Garfield: {waving his fist encouragingly} F = ma
SFX: CLICK
Jon: Δt = Δτ/√(1-v2/c2)
Jon: p = mv
{Garfield's eyes go wide.}
Jon: {diagram of a pain receptor}
SFX: THUD SOCK POUND POUND
{Garfield cringes.)
Jon: {diagram of O2}
SFX: POW! CHOKE BIFF BIFF BIFF
{Jon's lower legs are sticking out of the refrigerator. His pant legs are tattered, and one shoe and one sock are off.}
Garfield: ∆θ = θ2 - θ1
Category:Nyperold
Category:Science-based comics