Tales from the Foxhole/Soramimi

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Misheard dialogue for the film, Tales from the Foxhole. This film has iconic misheard dialogue that most fans know about. There may be a few repeats.
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==Characters==
Billy HerringtonLane FullerLeo LyonsBryce LondonHaus WestonMatt BanderoLee Johnson
==Touhou Project characters?/Waifus?/Outside sources?==
A: Yes.
===Who?/What?===
* Patchouli Knowledge.
* YouTube.
* YouTuber.
* Watanabe Akio.
* Eggplant steak.
* Blanket.
* Gyōza.
* Nuggets.
==Names taken from film?==
A: Yes.
===Who?===
* Saigō (西郷).
* Torres Tokui (トーレス・徳井).
* Darvish Yoshizumi (ダルビッシュ良純).
==Languages spoken?==
English:
: Billy Herrington
: Matt Bandero
==Gay Dream==
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase	Translation
Billy Herrington	Get your ass down from here now, boy! And you too!	YouTube 	YouTube!
: YouTube is an American video-sharing platform headquartered in San Bruno, California. Three former PayPal employees—Chad Hurley, Steve Chen, and Jawed Karim—created the service in February 2005. Google bought the site in November 2006 for US$1.65 billion; YouTube now operates as one of Google's subsidiaries.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Matt Bandero 	No sir! 	サーセン！Sāsen! 	Sorry!
Billy Herrington	You're lying to me! I saw you looking over at your pretty boy recruit over here getting turned on!	弱いのに！Yowainoni!
牛丼
Gyuudon	Although weak!
Beef bowl
Character 	Original line	Misheard phrase	Translation
Billy Herrington	Attention! 	 	
: Patchouli Knowledge (パチュリー・ノーレッジ Pachurii Noorejji) is a character from the Touhou Project Japanese doujin game series who first appeared in the 6th game, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. Incredibly popular GPW soramimi from Billy Herrington, used frequently in Touhou Thick and Saucy Fried Rice type videos, and serves as sexual excitement for Patchouli.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Billy Herrington	What the hell do you boys think that this is, fucking fairy land! Pulling on your wee-wees like a pack of fucking fruits!	ファッキン♂ぽよよ～んFakkin♂Poyoyo~n 	Fucking Poyoyon.
: May refer to Watanabe Akio. A Japanese animator, character designer and animation designer whom goes by the pseudonym Poyoyon Rock. Member of the dōjinshi circle Pokopii.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Billy Herrington	Disobedience, huh? That's a mistake.	いいですか？茄子のステーキĪdesu ka? Nasu no sutēki 	Is that okay? Eggplant steak.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Billy Herrington	Move, move, move!	毛布毛布毛布！Mōfu mōfu mōfu! 	Blanket, blanket, blanket!
: A blanket is a piece of soft cloth large enough either to cover or to enfold a great portion of the user's body, usually when sleeping or otherwise at rest, thereby trapping radiant bodily heat that otherwise would be lost through convection, and so keeping the body warm.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase	Translation
Billy Herrington	You two, get over here and service your D.I.'s cock. Now!	YouTuberYouTube	YouTuber.YouTube.
: A YouTuber, also known as a YouTube content creator, is a type of videographer who produces videos for the video-sharing website YouTube.
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Billy Herrington	Aw! Feels hot!	餃子ァ・・・！Gyōza a...!餃子ァ・・・Gyōza a... 	Gyōza...!Gyōza...
: Gyōza are a kind of Chinese converted to Japanese dumpling. 
Character 	Original line 	Misheard phrase 	Translation
Billy Herrington	Okay maggots! I wanna see six hot loads, on your D.I.'s hat, now!	オッケーナゲッツOkkē nagettsu 	Okay Nuggets.
: May or may not refer to the Denver Nuggets. An American professional basketball team based in Denver. The Nuggets compete in the National Basketball Association (NBA) as a member of the league's Western Conference Northwest Division.