A story built one image at a time

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Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:A category built one article at a time
Category:Incoherent
==Story==
A certain marsupial was highly skeptical, not about these colors, however. He was truly skeptical about this new iteration of the "a story built" series.
 
thumb|Well, at least it's an original joke, and not one that's been beaten to death on this website already.
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center|thumb|500x500px|Not exactly accurate to my feelings, but it's the best image that I could find.
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<randomimage>center|Whatever type of milk this is</randomimage>
<randomimage>center|Or this kind. Who knows, really.</randomimage>
<randomimage>center|Never.</randomimage>I added an image (actually eleven images that behave as one!) Did you notice it?
 
thumb|Jimi! Watch out! The kitty is going to eat you!
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thumb|In self-defense, I stretched the cat's buttocks this fucking wide, but somehow that cat liked it.
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This head makes me doubt the above statement.
thumb|left|Ojai's wrath caused the destruction of several cities in California.Imagine that the grue in the picture is Ojai.
[[File:121846sxhky7lzsb.jpg|thumb|This page is active again... yaaaay :]this is the first picture of something smiling I could find... it's cute ngl]]
thumb|Big News: They found the illegitamate son of FSM, sent to Ojai to deal with the OPOSSUM zombies that don't exist and begin construction of the Beer Volcano!
<randomimage>Then this happened.</randomimage>
thumb|left|"Ahh, finally. I am on the left side of the screen again!" -This image
 
 
[[File:McCain2.JPG|thumb|center|We will NOT have a party until THAT cat spits out the story! >:[]]
=2.0=
 
 
==Story 2==
===In the Ocean===
 
 
 
thumb|center|Yeah, this isn't going to turn well, is it?
 
thumb|center|The Bad Cop was just a ghost, he had gotten his ass kicked by Chuck Norris.
 
 
thumb|right|This is the new story, toxic to cats: There once was a teacher who wore Moccasins to work.
 
 
 
 
 
thumb|right|Even worse! Yet another sockpuppet appears!
=== Outside the ocean ===
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thumb|"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!", screamed the bystanders in agony, as the cat devoured their bodies whole. "How can a cat eat with such voracity!", exclaimed one of them, before being eaten whole, too. I'd show you the scene, but trust me, you don't want to see such scene, full of detailed gore...
thumb|Because there is not even nothing in this story, and neither there is a story, all thanks to THAT DAMNED CAT; we are obligued to start a new story (let's hope this time around the cat doesn't eat it...)
==Story 3==
 
 
thumb|The U.S. decided to infiltrate Moccasinia, disguised as Moccasinians.
thumb|center|His fist of iron was strong enough to keep the Moccasinians away from his communist island, until...
=== Story :3 ===
 
 
 
 
thumb|center|"Ladies! Stop what you're doing now!", said the Aracuan. "You can have time for fun later, but now it's time to fight in our glorious communist revolution! We've successfully trapped the leader of the Moccasinsians, meaning that we're much closer to win this war! But we need your help! Watch that Móckasiin doesn't leave his cage!"
=== Story :4 ===
 
thumb|center|This was a ploy by the Glorious People's Communist Republic of the Aracuans, to threaten the martians into leaving their evil capitalist ways.
thumb|"No, Montana! That damn cat ate him too! Who's gonna save us from the story-and-people-and-pretty-much-everyrhing-eating cat?!!!!!!!!"
thumb|Upon realizing that the cat had taken the form of one of their licensed characters, Sega quickly came to accuse the cat of copyright infringement. 
thumb|Seeing that they couldn't make a legal fight against the cat, SEGA chose to have an actual fight instead, having their licensed character Sonic the HedgehogTM battle this meddling cat 
==Story 4==
 
 
thumb|"Wh... wha... No!!!!!!!!! My teammates!!!!!!! Th.. they'r.... How.... Is this god punishing me for all the pain I've caused to others in my life? I'm sorry god! I'm really sorry!!! But please get me out of this madness!!!!!" 
 
=== A wizard built it! ===
thumb|AH! What did you do? Quickly, remove that image of a cat before it becomes the story-eating cat and starts trying to eat the story again!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
thumb|Well then, we can just make some moccasins. But first, we need to kill the dog.
thumb|Well; in the meantime, let's hope that there doesn't show up any kind of grue- oh crap
 
 
 
=== On the other side of the portal ===
center|thumb|Reboz then tried to devise a spell to make Knife Guy simply cease to exist.
thumb|So which one are we in right now? (Image unrelated)
=== The cat appears ===
=== The cat disappears ===
===Fourth-wall-breaking subplot (reprise)===
thumb|center|Oh, look! A portal in which we can travel to the point before we traveled through that time machine!
 
 
 
thumb|No, he will not die. Regardless of what he says, he'll play an important role in what is to come.
thumb|No, i have some other reason to be here right now. You, Mr. Tony Montana, have been found guilty by the upper council of the "I made it the fuck up" court in Hell of threatening to kill a cat. Do you have any last words?
thumb|You do have a solid argument right there. However, the upper council decreed that anything with cat-ears counts as a cat about 72000 years ago, so i'm still gonna have to murder kill execute un-alive you. I hate this stupid word filter so much.
=== Smooth transition onto plot A ===
thumb|Death is necessary. It is part of the universe. It is inescapable. I don't want to have to kill you, since the movie you star in is actually one of my favorites, but the Council of Hell told me to kill you, so...gotta do what you gotta do. And just so you know, death is the exception to almost everything. Even transitioning to plot A. Goodbye, Tony Montana. I'll try to make your death painless.
thumb|Tony, i don't have any eyes. I literally can't see those golden moccasins. Now stop distracting me or i will make your death much worse.
thumb|You know what? I've had enough of this pointless back and forth, so i'm just gonna kill you now. You've already said way more than your last words.
 
thumb|This actually is plot A. By the way, you can still save Tony by being the defendant for him at his hearing, which takes place in Hell since the hearing was organized by the Court of Hell. Just thought you might want to know, since I'm not that coldhearted.
thumb|You didn't know? I made up the Court of Hell, its upper council and the entire legal system down there. I only told Tony that he was convicted of something because i wanted to kill him really badly and needed an excuse for that.
thumb|He shot my pet dog unprovoked
 
thumb|I mean, i literally have video footage of it... and also your fingerprints, footprints, gunprints, moccasinprints, and a fuckton of witnesses. It's quite obvious who did it.
 
thumb|Could you at least pretend to be dead for a minute i really need the ego boost i normally get from killing someone right now
 
thumb|You're stupid, Mr. Montana. You can't kill a skeleton. Also, the Court of Hell actually does exist. The one that said that I made it up is my nephew the Jolly Reaper., who you must've confused for me, the Grim Reaper. And you actually are dead, you only think you are because you haven't quite gotten used to your ghosthood yet. I'm not supposed to mention what I'm about to say to you, but I am because I like your movie, and the thing I'm going to say is that you could always enlist the help of Beetlejuice.
thumb|I don't know, I just wanted to make a pop culture reference to sound cool and hip; but in reality I've never seen that movie. Nor any Tim Burton film. He just keeps mocking my genuine scary style with his saturated, over-the-top """"scary""""" style that isn't really scary at all and pretty obvioulsy dumbed down to appeal to a wide consumer audience. It's pretty insulting to us, the actually scary people, if you ask me.
=== An even smoother transition into plot B ===
thumb|No, seriously, I really hate Tim Burton movies. I mean- I've never watched them, but I do have seen frames from them, and that's enough to see how mind-blowning over-saturated they are. They are a total misrepresentation of what the land of the death truly looks like. There are no fabricated candy-looking nonsense here, only true suffering and angst, and it's beautiful. And Tim Burton ruins this beauty with his Hollywood "how-you-doin'-kids" shit.Oops, did you start with the plot B already? Sorry for that, I wasn't paying much attention... I thought you guys were going to extend the bit a tad further though? I don't know, you say it's an smooth transition, but it was actually a really forced one... or at least that seemed to me... Oops, I'm ranting again, sorry. For a guy that's dead, I really can't keep my mouth shut sometimes. I should stop talking now. Instead of saying verbally I should stop talking now, and then still talk. Oops I'm now trapping myself in an endless loop of paradoxes, I really should be stop talking now. And I will. Any minute now. Aaaany minute now. Look at that, I'm going to stop now!
 
 
=== The cat reappears ===
thumb|center|The reason he's holding that gun is because I would rather not be eaten by a cat, so I resurrected him. I don't know why he thinks he's a ghost. And I also gave him the power of immortality and invincibility, so don't think you can just eat him. And even if you somehow do somehow eat him, I also made him toxic to cats.
thumb|center|Where exactly is your food bowl if I may ask?
thumb|center|Okay, now you're just bulshitting. There's no way your food bowl is my skull. I've never met you in my entire life- or, better said, my entire death- until you started eating all those innocent people and I had to take care of all their souls. Which, by the way, the fact that you've already eaten people before makes me suspicious how much truth is in your words when you say you only eat the story and not the characters. After all, a story is nothing without its characters, and I doubt you'd want an empty bowl...
thumb|center|Now you've crossed the line, you gluttonous cat. Don't you dare eat the moccasin god! Or any god for that matter. If you do, you'll be charged for divine murder, one of the most heinous crimes any living being can commit... and you will burn for eternity in HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thumb|center|Okay, now you've really crossed the line, I can let you eat the moccasin god, I can let you eat Tony Montana, I can let you eat the story, I can let you eat all those innocent people... but I will not let you eat the doggo! Anything but the cute doggo! You've now doomed yourself to a suffering even worse than hell... MEGA-HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thumb|center|Not so fast, cat! Don't think I didn't come prepared to this battle! I have taken with me an item that not even you will be able to consume! And it will defend me and this dog that I've never seen in my life but I find kind of cute and still want to protect... from you! 
thumb|center|what the fuck where did you get that flamethrower from 
thumb|center|Now, don't fuck with me, cat. My head can't be your bowl, you're making things up! And flamethrowers don't appear out of thin air like that; if it wasn't yours, then someone had to gave it to you! But who would be crazy enough to help you out...?
thumb|center|Cat, I literally can't look inside my skull, because my eyes are in the outside of this skull. You see these two back dots I habe in my skull? Those are my eyes. I know, what a shocker. And I can't use them to see inside my skull, because that would define the laws of physics!(also did you say there was estrogen in there-)
thumb|center|Okay, sure, whatever. My skull isn't your bowl, though. And I'm not going to let you keep with this killing spring of yours for any longer. (also, if you ate estrogen, does that make you a girl?)
thumb|center|Don't worry, doggo! I'll take revenge on your burnt legs! What I'm about to show you, story-eating cat, is something so gross and disgusting not even you will be able to eat! And it will defend ourselves from further harm you may cause to us! This is what you get for hurting a cute doggo!!!!
thumb|center|Oh, the mysterious person behind the white curtain is back. Looks like they're relevant to the plot again. And apparently the dog just used its powers to make some sort of device to regenerate its burnt legs. I'm actually starting to get worried over how powerful the dog is.
thumb|center|I wasn't quite sure you would be back because of the "smooth transition onto plot A". As for the dog, it can just basically create literally anything...
thumb|center|That is true. Anyway, I have to go reap some more dead souls. Bye.
thumb|center|Fine. Although you do also have the dog to defend yourself. And at least one of the writers of this story is on your side too. Where did that blasted cat come from anyway and since when was my skull its food bowl?
thumb|center|There's no way you've eaten the story, because we're part of it too and we're completely fine. Also it was prophecied the guy behind the curtain would play an important role inside the story, and right now he's done jack shit, meaning that there's still (or at least there should be) more story left. 
== Story 5 ==
thumb|center|Yes. Now when is the actual story going to start?
 
thumb|Well, uhh, the entire story that you were a part of has been eaten by some stupid cat. All of your friends and enemies are gone now.
thumb|Well, you know cat... What if I just cut a hole in your stomach and take back the story myself if you don't find some way to bring back the damn story?!
thumb|Hold on, if you don't even have a stomach, then why the fuck do you eat everything around you in the first place??????
thumb|But how the fuck can you be hungry if you don't have any stomach???????????????????
thumb|Well, maybe we could make you eat a camera that's recording and streaming said recording live; and perhaps this way we will find video evidence of where your food goes- wait why am I helping you you're my enemy fuck off
thumb|Wait a minute hold on you still have to give us the story back come back here you stupid cat- aaaaand she's gone. Fuck. I'm amazed by how dumb sometimes I can achieve to be. Guess we're stuck here in this storyless void until the cat give us the story or we create a new story...
thumb|Who can stop the cat? Nobody can stop the cat...Who can s- Wait a minute, Nobody can stop the cat! I'll go summon him to see what he can do!
thumb|You called?
thumb|Nobody! My good friend! The only one who actually cares! You see, I need you for an important mission... There's this cat- well it's not an actual cat; it is more so like a monster/demon that looks like a cat- that has been eating everything around her; and is causing chaos and havoc wherever she goes to! Nobody can stop her! Which is why I need you, Nobody, to stop that cat!
thumb|Yeah, Nobody mistakes a cat plushy for an actual cat...
thumb|Whoops, sorry... Nobody is upset by the death of your cat plushy...
thumb|That's a great question. It seems the fifth story is being delayed because of our intervention. Unless... maybe the fifth story has started already... and we are its characters...
thumb|Eh... what does exactly a story looks like? Do you even know what a story looks like? I'm pretty sure nobody knows what the metaphorical conception of a 'story' even looks like...
thumb|Eh, you're right. Nobody wants to wait for the story-eating cat...
=== Actual story ===
A certain marsupial was highly skeptical, not about these colors, however. He was truly skeptical about this new iteration of the "a story built one image at a time" stories.
thumb|left|And a certain skeleton was highly confused, not about the marsupial, but about why the story was restarting in almost exactly the exact same way it started.
 
thumb|Hold on, that's me! That's my photo, inside the story! I'm going to demand these authors for using my image without my permission! Couldn't the authors be more original, instead of reusing resources? Well, if it's true that this is the same start as the first story (which how could I know, I only arrived here in the last story), it seems they're a bit scarce of originality right now...
 
 
thumb|Uhhh... what is happening?
thumb|Hell no I'm letting you move us from here! We've been here since the start of this new story, so we should have some kind of privilege, and instead are being treated like shit! I don't care if you're a character, the city of Ojai, or the entire Ottoman Empire; we're not moving anywhere! Also, we're not two, but three; that gangster is also here with us...
thumb|That's because the authors are lazy and don't know what to do with us other than leaving us in this storyless void. But I swear, we deserve to be here as much as you do! Why can't we all enjoy this story together? Why do you have to treat us this harshly, and force us to leave? 
thumb|Hold on, hold on, something's not right here. I thought Moccasinia was just a setting for the story? I'm pretty sure it's not a real place... or better said, a place that's not real for the writers of the story. Because everything that comes to existence here is real to us, but not for them... And I'm pretty sure Moccasinia is not "real" in that meaning of the word... Meaning that you shouldn't be speaking of Moccasinia when the story was eaten by the story-eating cat, yet you are... What kind of dark secret are you hiding, Mr. Ojai?
thumb|right|Well, that's too bad because I'm staying. I don't care what the Moccasinian authorities say. So instead of continuing to interrupt this copy of the first story that isn't going anywhere really, a universal reset is happening. Which means that there's going to be another story, this time with me, the gangster/dark wizard, and the guy behind the white curtain as the main characters.
==Story 6==
thumb|What the- stupid cat! you can't just do that! The story didn't even got to start! Couldn't you at least have eaten Story 5 instead, which had already been finished?
 
thumb|Hold on, are you going to eat Story 5 too? Well, it's already too late! You can't eat Story 5 when you've already eaten Story 6! You've been a bad kitty, and bad kitties don't get to do that! So I will prevent you from eating Story 5 too! 
thumb|Someone calling you? There's no way someone would actually want to call you! You'd eat them the moment you'd get to see their face!
thumb|Hey guys, it's me, Goku Pichu! Pichu the Pichu! I make no logical sense being here. Does anyone have any... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... problems?
thumb|Hey, look, it's a Pichu; what a cute lil' fella! How did that get here...? Maybe it's a leftover from the story that cat ate... Damn bastard... Speaking of which, where did it go? Not that I miss her company or anything, but we should be cautious in case she comes back... 
thumb|Who the heck cares??? This cat just ate the other stories too! How is this universe now going to coexist, if there aren't any other stories to sustain it? Unless... please, story-eating cat, tell me you've left some stories without eating them...
thumb|Hey, who the flipping frick brought you in here?! Go back to your damn story! Oh wait, you can't, because the cat ate it... Anyways, get out of here! If more and more people come here, that stupid angry sun will come back and tell us to leave... Where did that sun go, anyways? Not that I care...
thumb|Oh, there you are, Mr. Angry Sun... well, it's a good thing to know you can't tell us to leave anymore. Although it's a bit sad to hear you don't have a job anymore. I'd like to help you, but if I did, you'd be able to get us out from here again.By the way, I've noticed that whenever I speak of something or someone, said thing appears in front of me... I wonder if... "Man, where did my big stack of cash go?"
thumb|Uhmmmm...... about that......
thumb|Pichu, I don't think you understand. There are no Nintendo Switches here. Nor any type of console. Nor any technology. Nor anything in general. Only us. We're in a story-less void, all because that damn cat ate all the stories-and thus, the universe you lived in, along with all the other universes that were once here. We're now homeless. So there's no Nintendo Switch you can jump out from. Because that cat ate it. Along with everything else.
thumb|Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thumb|Hold on, didn't you say you had already eaten all the stories? How are you eating yet another story, if you didn't leave anything left? Is there's something you're hiding from us, Miss Cat?
thumb|We're literally in a story-less void! There's no plot here, nor main character, nor antagonist, nor setting, nor anything like that; and there's definitely no story here! You ate it all! What else is there for you to eat, you stupid cat? 
thumb|But... you swore you didn't eat the characters in the story, only the rest! And we're characters! Don't you think there's something wrong with that reasoning??? 
 
thumb|Uhmmm......... Pichu pichu???
thumb|yeah, sure, as if I'm going to get eaten by some idiot cat... I'm death, biatch! you can't kill what's already dead! plus, you mentioned earlier that you used my skull as a bowl where you eat from (yeah, sure); so if we consider that to be true, and you eat me, then where are you going to eat from? huh? huh???
thumb|Yeah, sure, of course. They probably sell my butt there too. Stop with the bullshit cat, your sea of lies just keep getting higer and higher, and I ain't going to tolerate this bullshit any further. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to politely ask you to fuck off.
thumb|Huh? Really? Well, I guess I'll have to check that out- wait a minute, what store are we talking about??? We're literally in the middle of nowhere!!!! There are no stores here, let alone stores that sell an identical replica of my skull!!!!!!!
thumb|Well, if it's true that there's a Lidl around the corner, how's that you prefer to eat us over -I don't know- some f'kin' food from the f'kin' Lidl that's f'kin' near us????????
thumb|Quite honestly, I'm more concerned on how can a store survive without clients. Because no one's here but us, and I'm pretty sure no one from here has heard about that Lidl -let alone bought from there. Also, why don't you eat the suspiciously identical replica of my skull they buy there, instead of -I don't know- resorting to eat us???
thumb|First, I'm cut from the Smash roster, and NOW I'M CUT FROM THE FOOD MENU? Why can't I ever get on SOME sort of roster?
thumb|Give me a break, now the cat can eat dialogues too? Is there anything that cat can't or won't eat? As for Pichu's suggestion; as much as I'd lik to start a new story, I doubt we can create anything that will last long while that cat is near enough to eat it...
thumb|I mean, I don't know where you'll get those vacation tickets if we're in the middle of nothing... but for the same reason there shouldn't be a Lidl in here and there is; so logic be damned, let's get the cat a nice vacation...
thumb|Let's go to Johto! There should be vacation tickets aplenty there!
thumb|Now, do we all stay here to write the story or does anyone wanna go with the cat (not recommended)?
thumb|Eh, sorry to be a pessimist, but... Where exactly do you want to find this 'Johto' place? We might have been lucky to find a store in the middle of nowhere, but I doubt something as big as a whole-ass region is something we might find...
thumb|How the hell can you eat conversations???? One thing is you being able to eat stories, but conversations?????? That's juts f'ked up. How does that even work? Do the people in the conversation forget what they were talking about; is it like the conversation never took place in the first place, or what????
thumb|Oh, come on, that's im- mmmmmmm. Mmmmmmh? Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmmhh!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMHHH!!!!!!!!
thumb|Oh, they're all the way over there in the mysterious land of Johto. Pretty cool, hm?
 
thumb|why would i ever tell you? all i care about is that my arch nemesis is finally dead
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
thumb|Really? Yet another new character here? When will people stop comming here??? I've been left out for a while with the quantity of new characters that won't stop spamming... Being in an infinite story-less void, you'd think there wouldn't be that many characters here... also, such a shame the Pikaclones died and all that. sad.
==Story 7==
 
 
 
thumb|Hold right there! Did someone just call me? Also, there seems to now be a guy behind a black curtain in addition to the guy behind the white curtain. Also, last time I was here there were two cats and now it seems they are up to something. Though why have I been brought back?
thumb|Wooohoo! Fucking finally, I'll get to bring one of this bastards with me to hell. Actually, now that I think about it, perhaps the last thing I need is have a story-eating cat with me for eternity... eehhh, that'll be a problem for future me. Now it's time that I bring the popcorn and have a laugh watching this idiots fight.
thumb|okay who the fuck made a clone out of me 
thumb|Excuse me, I am the Grim Reaper! Can't you see my badass axe? My stony appearance is the result of being stuck underground for eternity, but I ain't a pesky statue! I'm the real deal! You're the only fake here! You look like a damn tattoo...
 
thumb|Hey! Can you two shut up? We've come here to see two story-eating cats fight each other to death, and I don't wanna miss this! I've gort popcorn on one hand, and a camera in the other! This is gonba be good!!! So quit your chitchat and let the match start! 
 
thumb|Fuck! W lost sight of both cats! Now how am I going to see the epic fight that was going to unfold? I brought my popcorn for nothing! 
 
thumb|No, Agorack, you're correct. There are two cats, because the original one got cloned so they could be defeated. Want some popcorn?
thumb|Shhhh, be quiet! I think one of the cats accidentally left a story behind. Let's watch what happens in that one in silence.
 
==Story 8==
 
thumb|No, that's the town of Moccasin, California.
thumb|Because the line is actually just a moccasin stretched out to be as thin as possible, hence the name.
thumb|Oh GODDAMMIT!!!!! The story barely got to start before you guys came here AGAIN!!!!!! That's it, I've had enough of this. *takes the cat with his hand and starts pressing the cat' s stomach* SPIT IT! NOW!!!!!! 
thumb|Well, I'm glad to hear that, although not that glad to hear that we have to kick the cats first. Because they're such a pain in the ass, and they won't leave until they've drown you mad...
=== Continuation of the story (no cats allowed!) ===
 
 
 
 
thumb|Well, that's just great. That's just like saying, "will we win the war?" "sure, but our enemies have to stop killing our soldiers first." 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
thumb|Hey, what's that OPOSSUM doing running behind the Uncyclopedia logo? And why did I suddenly gain the ability to break the 4th wall?
thumb|I'm going to go to the OPOSSUM that running nearby the Uncyclopedia logo and try to build a home there to be safe from the cat.
 
thumb|Not me! Maybe my home next to the logo will become the afterlife, seeing as I'm Death and all...Anyways, goodbye!
 
thumb|left|Fine, i'll get down from the logo. The view wasn't impressive anyway. Also, i'm gonna be standing on this side of the page while the family reunion is going on over there.
 
thumb|left|It looks like we can... so, where were we, exactly?
===Continuation of the story (for real this time, we swear)===