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Mario Kart 7 Murders

So I believe we all know about the Mario Kart series. Its practically synonymous with consoles. But for those who are chronically stupid, it is Mario in go karts. simple, but works wonders. Some say 8 Deluxe is the best, some say Wii or Double Dash, but I stick with 7 as I have too much nostalga for it. I lost my 3DS in a freak aksident where an interdimensional monster ate my house but that isnt relevant to Mario Kart so i will skip it. I went on Ebay to find a new copy and found a copy of Mario Kart 7 and a 3DS for free. FOR FREE!!! I got it and immediately appeared in the mail. There was a note reading " PLEASE DONT PLAY THIS WAAAAA HAS EATEN MY NOSE AND I WILL DIE TAKE IT TO A LANDFILL AND DIG IT DOWN!!!!!!" I didnt care and went back to put the game in the 3DS and the interdimension monster came back but I killed him with my super sentai powers but anyway the game started and nostalga hit me like shit. I went and played and I was so cracked I got all the characters in a few hours. Normally I would use Honey Queen since Honey Queen is kino as the kids say but another thing popped up. It said "Waluigi has been unlocked" I said "what the shit? Waluigi wasnt in this game? Oh well" I picked Waluigi and he appeared to have the same stats of a heavywait so I picked him and a good kart combination to go with. I chose the bananananas cup and i saw N64 Koopa Troopa Beach. I started well but when I got an item, instead of a shell or a banananananas, there was an rpg. Waluigi turned back and shot it at Mario, murdying him!!!! MURDER IN A MARTO GAME! UNBELIVABLE!!! Hyper realistic blood spluted out and I tried to steer Waluigi into the sea but it wouldnt let me. Waluigi kept shooting, killing Bowser, Peach, Luigi and Daisy. More blood came out and Wario drove up. He tried to reason with Waluigi but Waluigi just sat on him. he just suffocated. Then Honey Queen drove up and attempted to stab Waaaaa with their stinger but Waaaaaa was too thin and he unhinged his jaw and swallowed the big bee whole. Then he jumped out and said "your next". Waaaaaaa jumped out of the 3DS and threw lots of punches. They were powerful and blood so realistic it looked more realistic than reality spurted out of me. I kicked his ass nontheless and hid in the closet and he said "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI will find YUUUUUU" I came out and we had an epic battle but eventually Waaaaaaa killed me and now I am a ghost. Do not Play Mario Kart 7. Waaaa will get you. Dont try to resist Waaaaaaa.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Im died
Mario Kart 8

Have you ever heard of the game Mario Kart 8? Well if you have been living under a rock, it's the eighth instalment in the Mario Kart series. I returned home from school and I wanted to relax, so I turned the Wii U on and I was so bored that I wanted to lose on purpose, so I picked Toad just because I hate him.
I lost but when I got at the result screen, I was surprised Lakitu looked kind of different, he looked like he was angry. Then the pop-up that tells you if you have unlocked something appeared, it said "This character is no longer playable". I was surprised and I turned off the game and screamed. The next day I saw a note next to the Wii U it said "This is what happens when you lose my game". It had a picture of Toad with Lakitu's hook in his eye and a cut on his chest, blood spilling out. "What the crap?!" I yelled. I turned on my Wii U and put on Mario Kart 8; Toad was sent on the select screen. The end.
Originally uploaded sometime before 2016, reuploaded in 2022.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Mario
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Mario Kart 9 Deluxe?

Ever heard of the Mario Kart series? It is a racing series made by Nintendo. I stopped playing the games after the NSFW pirated copy.
== Story ==
It was 11PM and I seen my Nintendo Switch's dock flash green and my switch was vibrating. I took it out of the dock and there was a black square in my HOME Menu next to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe and my SNES/NES Nintendo Switch Online games. I tapped on it and it seen blue text above it saying "MARIO KART 9 DELUXE". I was very interested so I had to play. It had a title screen with Rule 34 of this character. It had two buttons saying "Play" and "Scores". I chose Play and it had only one cup. The cup was called "Hentai cup". I chose it and it had only one track. When I played the one and only track, it just had a black void. I started driving until I had an item box. When I got the item box, I got a bullet bill. Then I used it, and do you know what it said? The bullet bill said "I'm coming for you, [RACIST SLUR WHICH I CENSORED FOR A REASON]!". I was so shocked about this because I was black. After I finished the 1st lap, the same Rule 34 image of this character. After the image disappeared, it had a clip of this.
"Good riddance," I said. I kept on playing until a shitload of hentai. Why? I thought. Then it crashed my Switch with this noise and a black screen saying "YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIRATE, YOUR NINTENDO SWITCH IS SELF AWARE. FUCK AROUND WITH OTHER PIRATES INSTEAD". I then developed Tourettes Syndrome after this.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Mario Kart Crash

The story begins with my friend Raymond, Raymond moved to a apartment and while unpacking he finds his old Nintendo 64 he thinks back to his childhood and remembers Mario Kart 64 was his favorite game.
He looks through the box he found he the Nintendo 64 but he could not find it, so he goes to a Flea Market and finds a copy no one was there  to sell the copy so he leaves a note saying for the copy of Mario Kart 64 with 15 dollars taped to it.
He goes home puts the game into his Nintendo 64 so far everything is normal he starts a race he plays as his  favorite character Mario the race is just like normal until he gets a Koopa Shell and throws it at Wario, Wario flies off of screen and then he hears a explosoin and a very loud scream from a man. He wins the race but on the character selection screen Wario is gone the screen turns black then shows a crashed kart and Wario but all mangled up and bloody then there was text saying you killed him good job.
He thinks nothing of it at the time it must have just been a cruel joke from the last owner this goes on for a while until the only living characters are Bowser and Mario there is only one race left. Bowser throws a koopa shell at Mario there is a big explosion and Mario dies the screen turns black and shows Mario mangled up and bloody and the text says, "you are dead, you failed good night." and the and his Nintendo 64 automaticlly turn off by it self and Raymond throws the game out the window and cried yelling, "Why, why god why." and throw out his Nintendo 64 out the window and he never played video games ever again.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Mario Kart DS' Effects on Me

Mario kart DS does things to me and my penis that is difficult to feel anywhere else. It makes me believe in true love, in a romantic sense.
The idea that I can race anywhere on the go blows my fucking mind. When I played this thing for the first time, I went through a fourth puberty. I cummed the moment I seen the character roster, the tracks, the music, the high-octane edge-of-your-seat gameplay is fucking tight.
I wanna make love to the people who worked on the game and whisper sweet nothings into their ear while I go balls deep in them while I play the game, because it's handheld and allows for high functioning multitasking.
The fact that the exact moment I'm in first place and then a barrage of items obliterates me and I go off the track and end up in last place is extremely satisfying. I love seeing Daisy and Donkey Kong whip past me even though I'm using the best kart, the way it makes no sense is pure Bliss and makes my balls feel good.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Mario
Category:Shortpasta
Mario Kart DS: Original Version

Hullo. My name is Ben Dover.
I was browsing through the games section of my local thrift store when I came across a DS game with a torn label. I was curious to see what it was, so I brought it up to the cashier. It came up as $0.01. I was amused. A game? For a Penny? I said goodbye to my penny and sped over to my $1,000,000,000 mansion.
When I got home, I noticed that it said, in permanent marker "Mario Kart DS: Original Version" I popped the cart into my Limited Edition Brown and White Swirled DS and booted it up. It said the DS slot was empty. I assumed it was a glitch and tried again. And again. And again. 68 times. Then it finally worked. It had a black icon and read "MarIo kRAt dS" I chuckled mildly at the misspelling. I started it, but the selection noise became earrape and nearly busted my earbuds.
== The Game ==
The title screen was rather barren, as it was supposedly an Original Version. The music started out odd. it sounded like a bad, laggy emulator was trying to play it. Only a few seconds in, EXTREMELY LOUD BEEP BOOPS STARTED SPILLING FROM MY DS. I immediately ripped my earbuds out of my ears. I made a Custom Emblem of a Yellow Smilely face. I went to choose my character. There was only Mario, Yoshi, Peach, and Bowser. It was a beta or something after all. I chose Peach because she was my main. I got to the Cup select and chose the Mushroom Cup. I noticed that it was much quieter, so quiet it was silent. The game plopped me into the Figure-8 Circuit, and I waited for Lakitu to start the race. 5 minutes in, he still wasn't there. I waited an entire 2 HOURS until that lazy bum finally decided to show up. It caught me off guard and I was left in dead last. I started going. The race went fine for the first lap, but by the second, the track began to change. At first the other racers, the itemboxes, and textures began to vanish, leaving it a cold, dead landscape. Then, by the third, the track itself was beginning to turn into a black void. Despite this, I managed to complete the race. Albeit, in last. Glitching noises played instead of the normal losing theme. Despite how creeped up I was, I was too Autistic to realize that I should stop playing. I moved on to Yoshi Falls, but befor the race could start, the screen went black and sounds of realistic screaming overtook the joyful music, it was both horrifying and hilarious at the same time. Suddenly, my DS started turning a Blood Red, and Sparks and Blood spew out of every crevice of my console. I grabbed a freaking gun and shot the DS until it stopped making any noises and stopped spilling blood onto my super expensive carpet. When I picked it back up, it had red Russian text roughly translating to "All hope is lost, kill yourself you motherhecking retard" and cried. AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT
== Aftermath ==
the skeleton and I have become besties.
I realized I forgot to throw away the cartridge.
My DS turned on, but it wasn't me.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Mario
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Mario Kart Wii: The Mii

It was 2008, the day Mario Kart Wii launched. I got the first copy at our local Walmart and became addicted. Me and my brother played it for hours on end. Especially the 2P online, which is where our story starts.
My oldest cousin died of heart disease about a day before Mario Kart Wii was released. He was super hyped for the game and wanted it for Christmas once he left hospital. But he never did. I was saddened by his death, as he was our go-to player 3 for MKDD back in the day. 
Me and my brother first booted up MKWii and instantly fell in love with it. After unlocking everything we decided to do 2P online. For the first few games it was normal until a Mii named kcirtap joined the game. Already this was weird as it was my dead cousin's name backwards. But throughout the next few games he would only vote for GCN DK Mountain, which was my cousin's favourite course in MKDD. I left the game at the advice of my brother, and went back to the wii menu. But something odd happened. The News Channel said "YOU ARE DEAD", the photo channel only showed pictures of graves with my name on them, and the Mii Channel had all the miis on the title screen replaced with kcirtap. Then the kcirtaps walked out of the screen...
NEWS FLASH: 
A young boy has vanished after playing the hot new game "Mario Kart Wii". His brother has stated that so called "kcirtaps" walked out of the screen and turned his brother into one of them. No evidence supports this but he insists it is true. The Wii console involved has been returned for further examination to Nintendo.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:That just raises more questions!
Category:Shortpasta
Mario Kart Wii: Trollpasta Edition

I desperately wanted to have Wii so I searched through eBay and I found one for free! After 24 hours it arrived and I plugged it in TV. I saw that it had Mario Kart Wii but picture looked odd. Mario had Shrekz face and Luigi had EVIL PATRIXXXS FACE!!! I booted it up and something was literally WEIRD! ALL CHARACTERS HAD DIFFERENT FACES!!!
Mario and Luigi had the same faces on box. Bowser had Slendy's face, Donkey Kong had Mr. Bear's face, Yoshi had Zalgo's face, Wario had JTK's face ETC.
I chose Wario since he was my fav but instead of 'Wario time!' he said 'Go to sleep!'. There was only one GP called atsapllorT GP. It had really odd names such as: JTK's track, Slendy's eights, Mr.B's Caledon, Shrek's swamp, Patrixxx's house and soooooo on...
Lakitu counted down and instead of '3, 2, 1, GO!' it was '3, 2, 1, GO TO SLEEP!' There were Jeff's images flashing and they kept repeating Go To Sleep. It was so damn annoying!!!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Mario
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shrek
Category:Shortpasta
Mario Kart Wii: Unused Stage

I have a copy of Mario Kart Wii when I borrowed it from my Japanese friend Katashi. I wanted to do a texture hack for it, so I inserted it into my PC. I copied the game files.
When I looked inside a folder named "CHARS" I looked inside and found a bunch of files that I didn't have time to count them all, so I just copied them all. Then I went to an emulator to make sure it's a perfect copy.
I saw a title screen, made a license, etc. etc.
This icon appeared on the upper right corner of the screen and when I clicked on it, this screen appeared with Japanese text that translated into:
"Play as Maximum Power in Red Gulch Zone to win a rare Purple Coin!"
Then the screen cut to black, and the intro video appeared. The race track looked grey and lifeless, and the lake was red, like blood. There was no audio except faint frightened Japanese whispering in reverse.
When the race started, a reversed version of SNES Ghost Valley 2 began to play, and I thought I heard a faint whisper saying: "STOP"
Whenever I got near a character, white noises would play.
I got close to Mario, him along with his vehicle, was grey, he had a zombie-ish look on his face, and he had red eyes.
I got to the race start/end, but Mario passed me by an inch but the game still counted me in 1st place, so that must be a glitch.
When the screen went to the result screen, the race ended like if it were the last level of a Grand Prix. When Mario appeared on the 2nd place stand, he was stabbed in the heart, stomach, and head with 3 knives and he looked mutilated and in 5–10 seconds he fell on the floor screaming, but "Maximum Power" didn't look happy at all. In fact he looked quite angry for no reason.
Then after the screen faded to black for approximately 1 minute, a picture of Mario appeared but his face looked like if morphed with Sonic's. Also, he had bleeding holes in his heart, abdomen, and brain. It looked morbid. But what really got me was the smile on his face. It was so wide it almost went off his face. I tried to shut the game off but instead of turning off, suddenly, a very loud screech appeared out of nowhere as if trying to give me an ear rape.
So then I tried again to shut it off and then it turned off but I noticed my desktop BG was Mario's mutilated body, patterned up like tiles, much like Sonic in Sonic CD's creepy hidden message, except there was no Japanese text but there was a text in Russian that was translated into:
"RUN-TIME ERROR NO. 666: YOU HAVE MADE A FATAL MISTAKE AND YOU WILL NOW TAKE A PATH TO HELL!"
So I rebooted my PC, then it was completely normal but the Mario Kart Wii files were gone.
To this day, I haven't played Mario Kart Wii since that fucking horrible day.
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Mario Kart Wii Beta

I was a game tester at Nintendo of America back in the winter of 2007. Nintendo would mail me games to test out before their release. It was a pretty fun job, but I had to quit due to unfortunate circumstances. One night, I was mailed a beta version of Mario Kart Wii that I had to playtest before it's release in April. I inserted the disk into my Wii to play it. I started up the game and decided to play Grand Prix. I picked Funky Kong because he seemed like a cool character. The game was quite fun, and I really liked it. After about 30 minutes or so of playing, I went back to the main menu to check out the other game modes, but all of the other game modes were gone, and there was only one game mode left, but it was just blank. I thought to myself "Since it's the beta, it's gonna have glitches like this." I played the mysterious game mode, but there was something very wrong with this game mode. The textures were glitched out, and my character was very slow, the AI won, but I just kept trying to drive to the finish line, but the sky slowly turned pitch black, and my character became even slower. The road vanished out of thin air, and Luigi walked up to my character, but something was wrong with him. Luigi was pitch black, and his eyes were just small white dots. And other Mario Kart characters started walking towards my characters, but were pitch black and had small white dots like Luigi. Luigi and them started repeating the phrase "We were here before you, you will be next" until the screen faded to black, and the disk ejected by itself. I repeatedly emailed Nintendo about this strange beta for months until they replied with
"We did not mean to give you that copy, return it to Nintendo immediately."
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Shortpasta
Mario Massacre

I love Mario games. In fact, I love them so much half the gifts for my birthday were Mario games. But one of them, I hate.
My mother called out to me the day after my birthday. She said I have a parcel. She brought it in. It was wrapped in brown paper and string. No birthday card, no nothing. Just brown paper and string. I put down my Nintendo DS and unwrapped it. Inside, there was a small game cartridge for a Nintendo DS.
There was no sticker on it, a piece of duct tape in it's place with 'Mario' crudely written on the tape. I looked at it, unsure of what to think. But I decided on something, because I took out the game in my Nintendo I was playing at the time, 'Super Mario 64', and tried putting the other cartridge in.
It didn't fit properly, and took me a minute or two to get it in. I turned on my DS. The game hadn't shown up on my screen, so I turned it off and tried again. This time it did. The name of it read 'Super Mario Massacre'. It had no image with it. I tapped the icon with my stylus. Nothing. Again. Nothing. This went on until I decided it was a bootleg someone had sent to prank me with. I took it out and threw it in the bin.
A strange noise woke me from my sleep; I had been dreaming about the game. I heard a muffled, tiny little scratching sound downstairs.
Am I being robbed? I thought. The scratching occurred every five seconds, and it got louder each time as though someone was dragging themselves up the wooden stairs. Finally, I was driven to the point where I got out of bed and grasped my knife on my bedside table. Only it wasn't there.
And the scratching sound finally grew so loud I began whimpering. Where was my knife? What was that sound?
And then, I saw it. A figure with a red cap was dragging itself out from underneath my bed, soaked in blood.
Holding my knife.
ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Mario
Category:NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOUR
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Mario Nights

Did you ever hear about the Super Mario game known as "Mario Nights"? While Nintendo has already confirmed that it never existed as an official game, the only photo of the game shows Nintendo's official seal of approval meaning that they're obviously full of shit and/or lying.
How else can I prove its existence you may ask? By using black magic to summon a copy of it of course! I googled how to do black magic and clicked on the first tutorial I saw. "Ok my Fortniters so to do black magic all you have to do is go into your closet alone and say Playboi Carti three times!" That was a very helpful tutorial. I went into my closet. "Playboi Carti! Playboi Carti! Playboi Carti!" A demonic voice said "Reggie Carter!" A copy of Mario Nights slid out from under my bed. 
I put the cartridge into my plot convenient SNES. The title screen had Mario Nights written in, you won't believe this, but, blood. Low key kinda gay. There were three options; Easy, Normal, Hard, and Gangster Mode. Now obviously I picked Gangster Mode because I'm too Gangsta for anything less. It then cut to a screen that said "1-1" but in, you couldn't even have thought of this next one, but, blood. Mario said "Let's not-a-go!" and then cried. While he wasn't paying attention, the thing that was on the game's box vored him. Kids, vore is a DeviantArt exclusive fetish about eating people. And what happened next will forever haunt me.
It cut to a screen that said in blood, "Ur Gay!"
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Category:Mario
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta