SpongeBob: the evil scary

I woke up today and did my morning fap. Then I started eating cigarette ashes for breakfast. Fine Delicacy.
My roommate "mark vaginafapper" (fuck him) woke up and punched me in the face for no reason.
I asked him why tf he would do that and he just said "it will come important later." So I drop kicked him into a fan and ran tf out of there.
i went for a walk before a strange old man who is also my uncle was sitting in a backyard sale. I tapped him and said "yo uncle why are you here"
"you wanted SpongeBob : sponge out of water before right?"
"when I was like 11 years old you dickhead"
"shut the fuck up im buying this and that's final"
he proceeded to drop meth on the table where the garage sale owner was.
"How much of this you need for SpongeBob: sponge out of water"
"penis dimensions by 100 faps"
"what"
my uncle proceeded to cum on him.
"there"
"alright here you go you gay fuck"
he gave my uncle the movie.
meanwhile I was licking the pavement trying to taste concrete
"get the fuck up you shitdick"
I got up and started licking him
he drop kicked me so hard that I went through the molten core of the earth, orbited 2 times and conveniently landed on mark's fapping lotion
"bro what the fuck."
"what"
"nuh uh bro"
"fym nuh uh"
i argued with him for like 7 minutes before we agreed on watching the fucking movie
I plopped the disc into my tv and switched the channel from diaper furry porn to hdmi3
the movie started.
It started with a title card saying "THE EVIL SCARY" with SpongeBob music playing in the background
insert le epics bubble transition and SpongeBob woke up
SpongeBob starting furiously masturbating to Mr krabs cuckolding porn.
he got up and started eating cigarette ash.
"that's weird I did that today" I said
"probably a glitch."
SpongeBobs cousin "condom joe" walked into frame and punched spongebob.
Spongebob asked why he did that but condom joe said "it will come important later"
i started to realize at this point that spongebob is recapping our lives, but why.
"SpongeBob has recapped many things before, probably just a coincidence. Like a simpsons moment."
and so the movie went on, and on, and on, basically being our day but in spongebob.
suddenly, when spongebob switched the channel from diaper furry porn to hdmi3, like us. A hyper realistic sponge filled the screen with a low pitched screaming sound.
i got so scared I shit my pants. And I threw it in mark's face like a badass.
He got very mad and we started to get into a fight that secretly turned into an oral sex party. (Don't tell mom)
but very very suddenly, while me mark and my uncle had a threesome. I got an alert saying "WARNING, EVIL SCARY IN YOUR AREA.
i heard banging from the door. And mark got a blowtorch for some reason.
suddenly, a dream SMP member broke down my door and started chanting something about sucking dick. I dropkicked him and mark used his blowtorch to burn down the whole house.
We got out but my uncle and the dream SMP member who was actually my mom in a green Scooby doo ghost costume didnt
Eat shit mark
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Category:SpongeBob
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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