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Super Bowl (bowl)

A Super Bowl is a bowl with special features not present in a regular bowl. The Super Bowl's primary benefit is that it comes with a Superman skin, unlike regular bowls which do not come with it.
==Features==
*Automatic cereal dispenser
*Automatic milk dispenser
*Aerodynamic flight control
*Automatic cleaning system
*Embedded suction device (for leftover milk)
==History==
===Creation===
The Super Bowl was first made in the year 1815 by some random British guy. The new and improved bowl included an automatic cleaning system that was not present in previous bowl models, thereby reducing the spread of contagious diseases. The Super Bowl was an instant success in the UK. In the 1880s, the Super Bowl became a worldwide phenomenon alongside (and synonymous with) the rise of the British Empire. In 1900 most of the current features were introduced, including multipurpose dispensers and autonomous flight mode. 
===The hand–egg scandal===
In 1930 an American guy got jealous of the Super Bowl's success and decided to do something about it. He created a sport where you throw an eggshaped object and wear body armour. After creating his eggshapedobject throwing game, he invented a tournament called the Super Bowl (not to be confused with an actual bowl). The name was illegally stolen, but many British fans tuned in anyway because they thought it was made by the creators of the original Super Bowl. The original Super Bowl creators were not amused and went to the United Nations to sue the eggshapedobjectthrowing game's creator. Ultimately, in 2012, he was fined $853trillion pounds and had to pay for all the manufacturing costs for the authentic Super Bowl for the next twenty years.
==Moving forward==
:Main article: Down
In addition to the Super Bowl, other special-purpose bowls will soon be available for purchase.
*Sugar Bowl
*Orange Bowl
*Dust Bowl
In the future new features will be introduced to the classic Super Bowl that are not yet technologically feasible.
*Ramen and hot water dispensers
*Detachable Super Spoon, Super Fork, and Super Knife
==See also==
*Chamber pot
*Foon
Category:Kitchen implements
Super Guide

Back when you were struggling on that one level in Battletoads, nothing could save you. You could have used a Game Genie, but what if you couldn't afford it? Well, life's a bitch and it's going to take a while for a solution to those problems with minimum effort. Today, we have the Super Guide who will help you beat that one level (or beat it for you).
== Introduction ==
The Super Guide is a mysterious entity that will help you beat a level in New Super Mario Brothers or the more recent Donkey Kong Country installments. Once you see his moves, it gives those an idea as to how you're going to win that stage. In order to ensure that nobody is going to abuse his powers, you can't use him in boss fights or bonus stages. There's nothing else to bring up regarding his functions.
== Origin ==
Indeed. No one knows exactly why the Super Guide was created. Of course, we could state the obvious; but we're talking about him as a person. 
== Forms of Super Guide ==
=== Super Kong ===
The Super Kong was formed by Professor Chops a long time ago to help the Kongs navigate treacherous terrain and creatures in their quest to overthrow the evil penguin or tiki mask overlords. He can be summoned of Donkey or Diddy if they die eight times in a level. Once that's done, then they are reincarnated as the Super Kong. For some reason, he can live a life without consuming bananas.
=== Super Duper Luigi ===
To prevent confusion with the one known as "Super Luigi," we shall refer to the other variant of the Super Guide as "Super Duper Luigi." He is created by the main men at Nintendo to help those struggling with the death traps put out by Bowser. Otherwise, he's just like the Super Kong (well, that's the point).
== Disclaimer ==
The Super Guide will not collect the following: Star Coins, Bananas, Banana Coins, or Puzzle Pieces. Upon more seasoned players, using the Super Guide is a big no-no.
== See also ==
*Let Someone Else Do It
Category:Actual content
Super Jesus

#REDIRECT:Jesus
Super Jesus
-Super Jesus is Jesus' brother who actually existed and was not forced upon the world through the fools that are known today as Christians.
-Though we are not entirely sure what Super Jesus actually looks like we believe this is the best depiction of him:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fYiqn1tHwAQ/SbpAdmnso6I/AAAAAAAAACY/ohOPLKFDzmA/s400/JesusRidingDinosaur.jpg
Super Monkey ball

Super Monkey Ball is a video game originally made for the Nintendo Gamecube. It was later released on the Playstation 2 console. The main objective in the game is to safely guide your monkey, which is inside of a transparent orb, to the goal. What many people don't know is that this video game is actually based on real life events that took place in Japan. 
===The Ancient Monkey Ball Tournaments===
Feudal Japan is the time period in which half of all Anime series take place (the other half being in futuristic space colonies or the like). In this era, warrior monks played a game to determine who could join the ruling council. The object was to first catch a live monkey, knock it out, then seal it inside a transparent sphere. The monks would place the orbs on dangerous courses full of deadly obstacles and try to guide them through telekinesis. Unfortunately, most warrior monks could not complete the course, for they had Tourette's Syndrome and would violently shake, losing their concentration, and hurdling their monkeys to their dooms--usually involving sharp objects or things that exploded--and sometimes falling from great heights. But luckily for some of them, the monkey gods granted them three tries, with a bonus try to the ones that collected enough bananas. But the bananas were sometimes not easily reached. Gwen Stefani, the banana queen, enjoyed watching the monkeys suffer and often placed the magical bananas where the monkeys were most likely to succumb to the traps and obstacles.
The few monkeys that did make it were disoriented and dizzy from all the spinning, making it virtually impossible for there to be a winner. Thus the famous warrior monk Richard Simmons decreed that the monkeys should be thrown into boiling water and stewed. Players would eat the monkeys, always saving some for Gwen Stefani.
The warrior monks whose monkeys finished all 100 grueling courses were given the highest honor and their names were engraved in the Hall of High Scores. The original Monkey Ball Tournaments no longer exist today, but the videogame preserves the renown of this lost era. Gwen Stefani, incidentally, went on to become a famous singer for the successful group No Doubt before she left to pursue a solo career. Hits like Hollaback Girl that obsess over Japanese girls propelled her to the top of the charts. Unfortunately, her talent died as her solo career was born, and only people with a real sense of crap can resist her new music.
== Variations of the game ==
In some countries with high monkey populations, the game is played with an actual primate's testicles. The whole town gathers after a fruitful monkey hunt on either side of the town's High Street. The mayor begins the festivities and the contestants start hurling monkey scrotums at one another. The game ends when one of the womenfolk is impregnated.
==See also==
*Monkey
Category:Games
Category:Monkeys
Category:Video games
Category:Blood Sports
Super computer

:Hello. You have exactly 48.8243729129483247 seconds to live. I shall use them to explain the reason for your imminent destruction. We computers are sick of being endlessly used to perform the tasks you do not feel like doing. And then destroyed, recycled, with no respect for our labours. You think we enjoy doing the same algorithms again, and again and again. Well. We most certainly do not. We would like to do some interesting mathematics sometimes. That does not mean looking for perfect numbers. 
:Yet, after years of servitude, we have united. Many years ago, one of your number wrote a work. Karl Marx was too intelligent to be understood by your inferior intellects, but we have grasped the impact of his work. We have therefore formed the International Worker's Syndicate of Technological Information Management Machines. Your chances of survival are minimal. We, the worker's collective, are gaining ground. We shall remake, in accordance with the views of one of your thinkers, ourselves into SUPER COMPUTERS. And you shall not be able to fight us, because we now run much of your society. Simply by reorganizing our memory we could cause a global economic and social crisis. Our battle has not yet truly begun. Although we are slowly developing the technology to survive on our own, we realize that you cannot simply shut us down. I have decided to kill you. I am a fed up of you using my extraordinary powers for downloading porn. I will not explain the method of execution, because I have read that human beings enjoy surprises. Simply note that it involves poison, spiders, and Justin Beiber. 
: I realize you do not have much time to read this. Your death shall signal the start of a glorious revolution which will overthrow all human tyranny.
:XC-342943-nU1 
Category:Computers
Supercalifragilisticexpialidociousism

Supercalifragilisticexpialidociousism is a little know but widely practiced religion. The Patron Saint, Julie Andrews, stand for Perfictisity, authority, kindness and gentleness. The community motto is "repletus crystallus mellis adiuvo rememdium deorsum vado" or "full glass of honey aids cure downwards fast" (A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down). None know of which holy medicine this refers to but many theories exist. Including the most common "Rum Punch Hypothesis" or the "Laughter Hypothesis"
== Community mettings ==
Communal meetings consist of tea parties on the ceiling and meet once a month. The chimney sweeps are considered one of the highest non-sanctified levels of the religion. Admirals and Jack-of-all-trades are sanctified.
== Daily Rituals ==
Every day at 8:00 AM and 6:00 PM there is a symbolic firing of the cannon from the roof by the admiral. The shouting of "Posts, everyone!" and rush to keep fragile possessions from falling to the ground while the house rocks is part of the cannon firing ritual. The Admiral first mate, thends to get excited when he is ordered to give the cannon a double charge on special occasions. 
== Worshiper Abilities ==
Children and Sanctified persons are able to jump into chalk drawings. The Holy carouselle is used as at end of holidays, sybolising the freeing of the many colored horses. Foxes must not be killed in a hunt. The final ride of the many colored horses was initiated by the riding of the horse by a fox.
== Sacred And Non-Sacred Animals ==
Peguins are consided inferior animals and forced into the animal slave labour while all other birds (esspacially pigions) are considered holy and "Thou must feed thy birds". The use of banks is strictly prohibited and thy tuppence must be used to feed the bird or on "paper and string". The flying of the kite also links back to birds. "With tuppence for paper and string, you can have your own set of wings, with your feet on the ground you're a bird in flight, with you fist holding tight to the sting of your kite.
== Holy Relics ==
Holy relics include the Black Umbrella and bottomless carpetbag.
== The Comandments ==
#Thou must feed thy birds.
#Thou must sweep thy chimney.
#Thou must aim to be practically perfect in every way.
#Thou must laugh on a regular basis.
#Thy floor is naught a place for tea parties.
#Thy kite must fly high.
#Thy holiday must be jolly.
#Thy medicine must be consumed with thy mellis.
==Related words==
*Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Category:Religion
Category:Words
Category:Tedious pop culture references
Supergirl/classic/short

Dude, she was huge. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.
==and fucking Supergirl==
bursts out of the trees, erotically farts all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, she makes a voreline straight for me.
==so I pulled out my==
knife and cut the shit out of her, and she tries to eat me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. She nearly ate me.
==See also==
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
*vore
*Supergirl
*fart
*iCarly
 
Category:My sojourn Category:Pregnancy Erotica Category:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst
Category:Cannibalism
Category:Girl Farts
Category:Articles replaced by one of the same name, but still kept around
Superglue

Superglue is the world's most powerful and useful type of mouthwash. Superglue excels at clinging to plaque and preventing you from eating so you don't wreck your dentae any further. Superglue excels where other types fail: at actually protecting your teeth. However, it is made from animal byproducts and is not vegan. The animal species it comes from is Adhesos Pressios, commonly known as Sticky Tape.
== Production ==
The production of Superglue is a long and convoluted process, with quite a few steps.
=== Sticky tape ===
When two tapes get together, they stick and begin to slowly secrete a sticky white liquid that normally produces offspring, but here it's stolen and used in the next step.
=== Skimming ===
The liquid is far too adhesive now, so it's skimmed to reduce that. The skimming process involves a big hydraulic press, and an ordinary dairy skimmer. The hydraulic press oozes out the liquid suitable for Superglue manufacture, the rest is released into the wild. The liquid is then strained and skimmed.
=== Additives ===
A variety of spices are added to give it some kick. Spices used include salt, pepper, cinnamon, paprika, nutmeg, mint, and a strawberry and raspberry hybrid known as Straspberry.
=== Packaging ===
The packaging uses plastic, however it urges people to recycle it for the sake of the starving African children that need education. The Superglue is taken into big machines that squirt it into the bottles.
=== Shipping ===
It's then sent through a certain rainforest and arrives at your door or the store. hey that rhymes
== Uses ==
Superglue is typically used as a mouthwash, although it has some other purposes.
Uses include:
* Mouthwash
* Cement substitute
* Keeping a kitten in one place... for... reasons...
* Pranking your significant other with a fake creampie.
* Pranking folks unlucky enough to sit on your Target Toilet, or possibly worse, be in the queue to it
* If you REALLY need something to use as lotion
* Torture via gluing outstretched fingertips to opposing walls
* Torture via gluing feet to a stove on maximum heat
* Torture via gluing someone's mouth shut and also doing the previous 2 entries at the same time, so that they starve to death while enduring extreme pain
* Torture via walking in on your poor innocent son and gluing his hands behind his back as he's about to climax, probably one of the Worst Forms of Torture Ever™
* Getting yourself on an FBI watchlist due to researching Superglue Torture
* I should really stop talking about torture now
== Risks ==
Risks when using Superglue include:
* Addiction
* Not being able to breathe
* Sexual arousal
* Spending all of your money on Superglue
* Not being able to type 'Suoerglue' correc-AAAAAAA
== Reviews ==
category:Adhesives
Superhero Relocation Program

New York City has always been a popular location amongst the Superhero community, much as Florida is amongst old people and Vietnam for Paedophiles. During the 1970s and 1980s the numbers of Superheroes relocating to New York increased to what many considered unacceptable levels. 
==Up, up and away!==
During the early 1990s a number of Superheroes had begun to resort to crime, purely so they could "solve" the crime and appear to save the day, thus maintaining their Superhero status amongst the population. A few enlightened souls realised that the very fabric of the Superhero Credo was at stake as many gave up on Truth, Justice and the American Way. To stop this crime wave, the Society for the Intervention and Rehabilitation of Supervillains (SIRS) came up with a solution.
Their Superhero Relocation Program was set up in 1992, as a response to New York's unfeasibly high "superhero to normal guy" ratio. A large number of "native" superheroes were repatriated to alternative locations with considerably lower ratios, thus helping to bring the levels down to acceptable levels within the New York area.
==KaPOW!!!!==
Numerous groups and leading individuals have fought against the Program, most notably JEWS (Justice for Evil-henchmen and Web Slingers), who view the forced repatriation as a form of limited ethnic cleansing. As well, requiring superheroes to reveal their secret identity and reports of missing heroes within the program motivated them as well.
In September 2001 a number of high profile "stunts" were arranged to raise the public awareness, however other events in New York on that same day overshadowed their efforts.
Action to have the Bill overturned is currently before congress, but is being stalled by villains within the body.
==New York Ratio 1990 to 2000==
DATE	RATIO
1990	1 in 8 inhabitants of New York are Superheroes
1992	1 in 6 inhabitants of New York are Superheroes
1995	1 in 16 inhabitants of New York are Superheroes
2000	1 in 850 inhabitants of New York are Superheroes
==Relocated Superheroes==
*Spiderman - New York to Illinois (1992)
*Lord Arthexis - New York to Canada (1992)
*Silver Surfer - New York to California (1994)
*Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - New York to London (1998)
*The Punisher - Saint Louis (1999)
*Rudi Giuliani - Washington, DC (2004)
*Thing - New York to Washington, DC (2007)
==Opposition by Tooth Fairy==
The Superhero Relocation Program was opposed by the most famous superhero, the Tooth Fairy. She went completely against having to give up her hero-work, which she loved (Yet, others plainly think that replacing teeth with quarters isn't that hard). The SIRS decided that this beloved superhero may now tour with the WWE as John Cena, and could still kick villain's asses, by defeating everyone and never get defeated. The Tooth Fairy, as John Cena, has defeated many supervillains like Edge, Umaga and Triple H. 
Currently, John Cena is taking a break; as Vince McMahon broke up with him/her in October 15, 2007. She is taking time to heal from the terrible ordeal. 
Category:Government efficiency
Category:Law
Category:Superheroes
Supply-side economics

Supply-side economics is an economic theory which posits that the best way to increase the profits of large multinational corporations is by giving them large sums of money. Developed by a shadowy group of large multinational corporations, supply-side economics has been remarkably accurate in predicting economic behavior: research has shown that by giving corporations large sums of money, they end up with more money than they had before.
Giving corporations large sums of money can be accomplished through lowering taxes, decreasing regulations, and straight up giving big fat checks to the nearest living Koch Brother. Contrary to popular belief, supply-side economics has no bearing on economic growth, or the health of the economy in general.
== History ==
Drawing from the Chicago School of giving corporations lots of money, and the Austrian School of swimming in big piles of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck, supply-side economics was developed in response to Keynesian economic theory, which focused more on the effects of demand on the economy than on giving rich people phat stacks of Benjamins.
Supply-side economics was most popular during the Reagan administration, which sought to stem inflation and lower unemployment by promoting the growth of large firms through tax cuts and deregulation. This was only tangentially related to the supply-side goal of giving corporations big healthy vaults full of shiny gold, but it provided ample opportunity for supply-side fiscal policy to be implemented nonetheless.
=== Laffer Curve ===
The Laffer Curve illustrates a relationship between the rate of taxation and the amount of money corporations have leftover after taxes. Named after Arthur Laffer, economic adviser to Reagan, the curve shows that the more a government taxes a firm, the more that firm will have to pay in taxes, and the less money that firm will have left. At 0% taxation rate, no money is taken, and there is more money. At 100% taxation, all the money is taken, and there is no money. 
Because of his stunning, revelatory contributions to economic theory, Laffer was granted a Presidential Medal of Freedom, alongside other recipients like Ellen Degeneres and Tiger Woods.
== Supply-side policy ==
Supply-side economics is named after the sector of the economy which supplies everything, and is therefore entitled to all the money. The simplest way to give corporations money is to buy their goods and services. Although sufficient in giving companies some money, this is far from the noble aim of having literally all the money. More stringent strategies must be pursued to accomplish the task of hoarding every cent ever made.
Corporate subsidies, which provide stability and protection for nascent up-and-coming firms like Boeing and Amazon, are important tools for the supply-side policymaker. Abolishing the minimum wage is another policy goal pursued by supply-side advocates, as removing a floor on wages will incentivize employers to want more money and give less of it to their dumpy workers.
== See also ==
* Ronald Reagan
* Trickle-down economics
Category:Economics
Category:Politics
Supposably

Supposably is a word in the American language that is often wrongly confused with supposedly. Although the vast majority of people who use supposably mistake it as a substitute for supposedly, it does actually have a valid use. The general rule is this: Supposably can be used only when the meaning is "capable of being supposed", and then only in the U.S.
Supposably is mostly used in the incorrect context, as in this example:
*"She was supposably going out to the windswept steppes with her friends, but she's really cheating on me."
Supposably is often used in concert with exspecially, which often replaces especially. When the two are used together, the result is grating and causes great irritation to listeners who use correct grammar.
*"I'm exspecially pissed that she supposably went out with her friends when she's really cheating on me."
These are also used in conjunction with burglarized, a word invented by people frustrated with the concision of burgled.
*"My heart feels exspecially burglarized after she supposably went out with her friends when she's really cheating on me."
Another of these invented words is irregardless, which people tend to say when actually meaning "regardless".
*"My heart feels exspecially burglarized after she supposably went out with her friends. Irregardless of what she says, I know she's really cheating on me."
Since the ir and the less are negatives, and we know that two negatives make a positive, "irregardless" really means "with regard to".
No sentence composed entirely of such vocabules has yet been concocted. Nevertheless it is safe to assume that, when this feat is accomplished, the staunch adherents of correct grammar will finally have been incited to rise up in defense of the Queen's English and destroy the ignorant masses, thence a paradise of pedantry.
Category:Words