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Jägermeister

Jägermeister is a 35% drink from Wolfenbüttel, Germany.
In the United States, it became popular through the wild partying of heavy metal bands like AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Metallica, Mötley Crüe, Pantera and Fuckyourdoguptheassit'strue. Jägermeister is the tour sponsor of numerous underground rock bands such as Chimaira, GWAR, Dope, Hemlock, Orange Goblin, Bloodhound Gang, SikTh, My Ruin, Corrupt Absolute and it also sponsors the biannual Jägermeister Music Tour.
(Have you noticed how most bands became shit/more shit once they drunk Jagermeister? No, me neither.)
==Preparation==
Pour into shot glass. Drink. Repeat til on floor.
==Discovery==
Jagermeister is said to have been discovered by the Nazis during a project to develop a replacement fuel to diesel during the oil shortages resulting from blockades during the war in a secret location somewhere in Poland.
It was during the development of Jagermeister in a secret location in Poland that the chemical Magnatek 453 is said to have been discovered, many other mishaps during the development of Jagermeister led to the discovery of chemicals now used for purposes such as vitrification, vulcanisation, pest control, suicide and industrial cleaning. Some of the harshest chemical discoveries were secret until 1994.2 when a chamber underneath a small house in Poland revealed a script and description of the processes performed at the plant which one stood on the site these chemicals went primarily into the reconstituted meat industries.
==Jagerbomb==
Pour into lid of bottle. Pour one can of Red Bull into a pint glass. Drop the lid in. Get wasted.
Where multiple jägerbombs have been ordered, it is common to serve them in such a fashion whereby glasses of Red Bull are lined up with an empty glass at one end. The shots of Jägermeister are then balanced on the lips of the glasses, and then starting from the 
its well gud you can ask for any cd if any library in the cuntry has it they will send it (Schwartz, E 2008)
empty-glass end, the shots are consecutively knocked into the glasses. This may be done one-by-one, or, should the bartender have positioned the shot glasses close enough together, the first shot glass to be knocked may knock the subsequent shot glass in as it falls, which in turn knocks the third and so on to create a domino effect. This type of practice is common in the preparation of many cocktails where some degree of theatre is used to create a spectacle and mass drunkardness.
==In Popular Culture==
Music
“Jägermeister” is a hardstyle song by Da Tweekaz. It absolutely Fucking slaps and is the unofficial second National Anthem of Germany, Austria, Switzerland and Luxembourg.
Not to be confused with Eren Jäger.
==To jager==
verb
(jaggering; past: jaggered; past participle: jaggered)
Anglicised verb form of the word Jäger, which describes the art of communication between minds by some non-technological means other than sensory perception and copious amounts of Jägermeister.
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K. J. Ståhlberg

K. J. Ståhlberg (1865-1952) was a Finnish lawyer, a politician, a bore, and the first President of Finland. He was an exeptionally boring figure even in the terms of Nordic politics. Ståhlberg was interested in music.
== Life (Warning: Reading this section may cause yawning)==
Ståhlberg was born in Tuvalu in 1865. He was an only child and therefore hated by his brother. Ståhlberg graduated from the University of Tuvalu in 1893 and moved to Finland by participating in an early student-exchange programme between the South Sea islands and the Russian Empire, which Finland at that time was part of. Ståhlberg arrived in Helsinki as a young and inexperienced lawyer. He soon became interested in politics and decided to make a career in partisan politics instead of jurisprudence. His entire career is about as dry as the dust inside the lungs of the mummy of Ramesses II. It really is impossible to find anything even slightly amusing, or controversial about K.J. Ståhlberg. If you are looking for satire and humour, please quit reading this this article. We are sorry, but the dullness of Ståhlberg is not our fault.
Here's a pathetically unhumorous and desperately uninteresting curriculum vitae of K.J. Ståhlberg:
*Secretary at the Civilian Committee of the Finnish Senate 1898-1903
*Clerk at the Helsinki Monetary Office 1903-1905 (Oh, God!)
*Member of the non-socialist class at the Diet of 1904-1905
*Member of Parliament 1908-1910, 1914, 1917-1918, 1930-1932
*Chairman of the Constitutional Committee 1917
*Professor at the Helsinki University 1908-1918 (Please!)
*Mr. Finland 1918
*President of the Supreme Administrative Court 1918-1919
*President of the Republic 1919-1925
*Prominent Figure among the League of Great Albeit Boring Finnish Statemen 1925-
*Miss Hobo Nigeria 1953,1956,1959-2326
Ståhlberg authored almost single-handedly the Finnish constitution after Finland had declared her independence in 1917. The constitution is way more fun to read than the biography of its author. 
If you really can't get any sleep after reading this, perhaps you should switch to Wikipedia.
==Presidential Career==
The early years of the Finnish Republic were a time of great turmoil. Ståhlberg, however, acted as a calming figure due to his extraordinary talent for being such a tremendous bore.
==Ståhlberg's name's "K" and "J"==
Ståhlberg's name's alphabets K and J reveal Kalle Junnu.
Category:Finnish politicians
Category:Boring
fi:Kaarlo Juho Ståhlberg
K. Padmarajan

K. Padmarajan is an Indian dictator who has, since 1988, won every single election in every subdivision of the Republic of India, appointing puppets to make it seem like a unique election. This has led to a chokehold on jobs, as all Indians must remember to congratulate his holiness when going to work, unless they want to be drowned in the Ganges. Any foreigners seeking to enter India must remember to not make fun of him.
== Early life ==
Sadly, we don't know it because the reporter who we sent to find the records never returned. The only thing we know about him is the fact that he was in a lower caste, but no one cares at all about that. The only thing we know about him is that he may have been born in India, and that he was born before 1988.
== Political career ==
Padmarajan, who was in a lower caste, somehow was able to run for a spot in the Lok Sabha. However, due to his campaign, which resonated with voters, he won that election.Sadly, we don't have any records of them as they were all destroyed a few years later. As a deal with the actual winner, an Indian person, he agreed to make it seem like the unnamed Indian candidate won. This was successful, and by 1994, he was able to have control over 23 seats in the Lok Sabha, while running for those roles under the pretext of inspiring ordinary people to become candidates.
This desire to accrue even more power succeeded, and by 2000, he had control of all major governmental seats, forming his own cabal. He then steadily began a multi-million dollar propaganda campaign to convince the people of India that he was a swell guy. He passed laws that marginally improved the Indian populace but primarily sticked to making sure that Bollywood was loyal to him. However, after the early 2000s, many documents proving how scummy Padmarajan have mysteriously disappeared. This means that unsuspecting news organizations will usually vomit out what Padmarajan wants, and now the so-called experts have made what Padmarajan wants them to make.
== Personal life ==
According to the so-called experts, Padmarajan owns a tyre repair shop. In reality, he is terminally addicted to collecting tires, only making it look like a shop to not be embarrassed. Additionally, he occasionally meets with terrorist organizations, seeking to destroy anything even remotely Muslim in India, cause he doesn't like it. This has been extremely successful, causing all Muslims to either immigrate to Pakistan or become Hindus.
== See also ==
* Vladimir Putin
== References==
Category:Indian people
Category:Indian historical figures
Category:Politicians
Category:Bat fuck insane politicians
KGB (color scheme)

KGB was the color model imposed by the government of the Soviet Union on early Russian computer programmers because the western system of RGB was considered decadent by Communist Party officials and an example of US imperialism. Please lay down on the floor and perform apparently forlorn turkey calls if you mistake this for the misunderstood color, Kay Gee Bee.
The three primary colours:
*Khaki
*Grey
*Beige
Communists believed that this system works a lot better than RGB. This is for many reasons, none of which have yet been explained. It is rumoured that this system serves a higher function that has not yet been discovered. Some people believe that because of the KGB system, people have lost lives due to the confusion of the implication of this system or ended up in gulags in Siberia due to their refusal to use it. However, it must also be noted that many in the former Soviet Union as well as communists today embraced this color model as The Democratic People's Color Model of the People (Marxist-Leninist). Today the color model is still used in North Korea whereas other communist countries such as China and Cuba have sold out and adopted the western/capitalist/decadent/imperialist/anti-proletariat RGB model.
Category:Color
Category:Communism
KKK (disambiguation)

The term KKK can refer to any of the following things: 
*How people who stutter pronounce words that begin with the letter K
*The controversial Kosher Korner Kafe
*Ku Klux Klan
*King K. Kong
*Krazy Killers (of) Koons
*Ku Klux Klub
*A Filipino revolutionary group knwon as the Katipunan.
Category:Terrorists
Category:Three Letters
KMGH-TV

KMGH-TV is an ABC affiliate in Denver, Colorado. KMGH-TV is known for being the 1st and Only TV station in Denver due to all the other stations dying because of Big Tobacco.
== History ==
The station was created in 2000 on Analog Channel 3.At 1st it had competition from stations such as KLDD and KMCW,until all stations except for KMGH aired an Anti-Smoking Ad.Because Big Tobacco has the power of lobbying,they killed all of those stations except for KMGH-TV.Later on they switched to 7 in order to adapt the classic 7 circle.Everyone loved it.
KMGH-TV couldn’t carry affiliations for them all,so KMGH essentially had a monopoly over everything television related in the area because Cable also used the commercial. Luckily due to the digital transition,KMGH-TV..still did nothing because of bandwidth.Although they eventually added Localish,Consisting of Locally-Produced Programming for 7.2 Escape-I mean Court TV Mystery- I mean Story TV-I mean Ion Mystery.Why did they change that name so often?!Anyways Escape was added in 2016 before going through the name changes on 7.3 And also Laff but that’s not funny so it is Irrelevant.But still it’s on 7.4.In Colorado they were the 1st one who made the news about A Dog biting an Alien.
== Programming ==
KMGH-TV Programming is mostly programming that they either Syndicated or Received from ABC.It’s that simple.
== Technical Information ==
The signal is multiplexed.
Digital Subchannel	Aspect	Aspect	Short name	Programming
7.1 	1080i 	16:9 	KMGH-DT 	Main KMGH-TV programming / ABC
7.2 	480i 	16:9 	LCLH 	Localish
7.3 	480i 	16:9 	MYS 	Ion Mystery
7.4 	480i 	16:9 	Laff 	Laff
=== Digital Transition ===
The Station shut down their analog signal on channel 7 in 2007,due to the analog transmitter failing 100 times ever since it was 1st installed.It remained on Digital and Virtual channel 7 though.
Category:Colorado
Category:Television
Category:Television stations
Kaizer Sauce

Kaizer Sauce (spelt Kaiser in English English) is a legendary condiment by Heinz. So legendary in fact, that no-one knows what it tastes like. Rumour has it that the slightest whiff of the stuff can make a grown man weep - but in a good way - not like onions do - more like a sudden feeling of being overcome by a sense of one-ness with the Universe.
== Anyway ==
Kaiser Wilhelm, who was famous for his love of hotdogs with sauerkraut got bored with the taste and demanded more variation to his diet. Unfortunately for Wilhelm, the hotdog and sauerkraut trust of Germany, who were adamant to preserve the high-profile endorsement of their products, lobbied parliament so effectively that a law was passed that forced the Emperor to publicly consume at least 3 hotdogs a day.
== And then ==
When Wilhelm wrote to his distant cousin William Heinz and mentioned the predicament, Heinz felt compelled to help him out. He hired Jamie Oliver, a close associate of Bertini, to create a new condiment for the kaizer. 
Oliver took a crack-team of cooks, locked himself and his team in a small cottage in the Alps and got to work. After 6 months, a single-serving portion of Kaizer Sauce arrived at Heinz's headquarters. Heinz was reported to be ecstatic about the taste, and ordered 5 cases of the stuff to be send to the Kaiser's palace immediately.
== After a week, == 
Nothing had arrived at the palace. Heinz got upset. When he confronted Oliver, the man claimed that the whole supply and the recipe had been stolen by a mysterious man called "Kevin Spacey". Heinz didn't believe him and publicly accused him of stealing the recipe. 
Though all evidence was circumstantial, Oliver was convicted and got the chair. Soon after, Wilhelm choked on a big knot of sauerkraut and died, the last in the blood-line. 
Germany became a fascist state, and World War 3 began. 
In the next decade, Heinz became Chief Religious Commander of the Democratic Republic of America. He famously had a padlocked refrigerator in his office for which he wore the key on his official chain. 
== Coincidence? == 
I think not.
==See Also==
* Green Sauce
* Mushroom Sauce
Category:Condiments Category:Food Category:Conspiracies
Kalmykia

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The Republic of Kalmykia is a small, rodent-like country at the edge of Europe. Discovered and then almost destroyed by Stalin during a paper-aeroplane festival on Mt.Elbrus in 1938, Kalmykia is home to almost 3 People. That is to say, two people. However, due to its burgeoning population of Gold and Weapons-Grade-Plutonium, it has recently become a world centre of Botany, under its current patron, overlord and prinipal source of grape-flavoured pumping equipment, King Cecil the Reasonable.
==History==
Founded in approximately Eigteen-Hundred and bloody freezing, Kalmykia initially opened its enormous Jurassic Park-esque wooden doors to just about anybody - including, unfortunately, some pretty peeved Buddhist monks, who set about the natives with a bloody anvil, hitting and beating, beating and crushing and bleeding and beating and soft, soft skin.
==Geography==
Wedged somewhat underneath Uzbekistan, Kalmykia enjoys a range of fine wine growing regions, as well as a temperate yet moist climate, and is often compared in texture to a piece of high quality linen, smothered with extra virgin olive oil, garnished with kiwi and sprinkled with raspberry flaxbrass. Kalmykia also plays host to some 8000 miles of unfettered, pure, Coast. Sounds like toast.
==Notably Murdered Dignitares==
No less and yet many more than 14 former presidents of Kalmykia have been assasinated, primarily, it is thought, by Hugo Chavez.
==Politics==
King Cecil redrafted the nation's constitution in 1982, after buying the country from his friend Phil, who was looking after it for a notorious drugs baron, allowing exactly 5 political parties to exist, all of which must be in opposition to the current government, namely the Holy Spirit, who also tends the National Gardens. These political parties are:
*The Finger-Lickin' Good Party
*The Self-Adressed Envelope Party
and many more.
==Culture==
Being rather deficient in its own culture, it was decided by Cecil in 1982 that the country should pursue a ruthlessly ignored policy of having precisely the same culture as Great Britain. However pressure from the Soviet Union during the late eighties meant that the nation was forced to revert to a more basic culture composed solely of ridiculous folk dances and felt hats.
Kalmykia is well known for its varied and extensive colour scheme, and its superb menu and service. Tipping is generally not advisable, and driving is on the left of the central area of the road, depending on weather conditions and the presence of Gordon Lightfoot.
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Category:Russia
Category:Places that think they are countries
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Kalverstraat

The Kalverstraat is a narrow picturesque cobblestone-paved road in Holland, which winds through some of the most delightfully scenic countryside in all Europe. 
==Pedestrians==
For countless centuries, the native Dutch peoples have treasured their pleasantly peaceful strolls alongst the pristine and historic pathway, where friendly neighborhood supermarkets proudly offer their wares, such as delicate flaky pastries and apple strudels and chocolate-frosted cabbage. To this day, young children and their miniature pet goats frolic gaily from shoppe to shoppe, innocently sampling the joys of Dutch cuisine and playing happy childish games in the street, whilst their parents enjoy the cool refreshing country breeze and the wafting strains of accordion music, and reminisce of their former loves.
==Other traffic==
The Kalverstraat is best known for its unrelenting high-speed traffic congestion during rush hour, which extends from 4:30 AM January 1st to 11:45 PM December 31st. All pedestrians who are foolish enough to venture anywhere near the sidewalks are considered fair game. Ever since 1953, when the Kalverstraat was opened to high-octane sports cars, 18-wheelers, monster trucks, and SUVs without brakes, roadway fatalities and train derailments have soared to unprecedented levels. The utter lack of speed limits through kindergarten-school zones and hospital zones are scrupulously enforced by professional road warriors wielding powerful radar beam emitters and high explosives. Vicious ambulance races, sponsored by Amsterdam's many competing HMOs, are held at random intervals along the entire length of the roadway, with no public warning whatsoever. Maintenance crews remain on duty at all hours of the day and night, bulldozing the vast piles of crashed burning vehicles and roadkill (nonhuman and otherwise) into clogged ditches conveniently located on the sides.
==See also==
*Katwijk
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Kamikaze

Kamakazi has been widely accepted to be a giant cave dwelling monster located on the Japanese nation of imagee (Imagee nation). Oscar Wilde clearly states in his book 'Things I created' (excluding the Duck-Billed Platypus) that the Kamikaze's main power is to drive people so insane they reach the point of suicide. However, the action of suicide in 1940 was largely seen as Killing Americans, thus the term Kamikazi pilots was coined by Sigmund Freud. 
==Early life==
After an unsuccessful singing career, Kamikazi joined the Japanese air force at the age of 18. Shortly after teaching others how to kill themselves. Soon after, he convinced his college room mate Nessie (see Loch Ness Monster) to commit suicide, though by looking at the Nessie Uncyclopedia page you will see that many believe she is still alive. It was actually just a log. 
== Rise to fame ==
Kamikaze became famous after cameo's as the subject of evil in hundreds of misleading American war films, as well as cameo's in films such as Jump, Scrubs and suicide 911.
Kamikazi is indeed a sad creature. His son, seppuku is a noble cave dweller, often stabbing itself in the stomach multiple times under watchful eyes of enemies. Kamikazi had a robot friend, called Marvin. Marvin became clinically depressed after spending so long with Kamikaze, though never killed himself. 
With all the fame, Kamikaze led thousands to their deaths due to radical followers of Oscar Wildeism taking his mention is Oscars book as a hint for mass suicide.
== Death ==
Upset with causing so many deaths, Kamikazi went under the radar and became a taxi driver, only to become depressed when Oscar Wilde told him that the answer to life,the universe and everything was 41. Feeling there was one thing missing, he drove himself and the guy in Death Cab for Cutie over the edge of a bridge, committing suicide. If you don't believe this story visit Death Cab for Cutie for proof.
=== Tributes ===
Many films and popular culture have tributes to Kamikaze, the cave dwelling monster. These include turning New York taxis yellow after the colour of Kamikaze's fur. 
Songs which are about death are in fact actually about Kamikaze. Kamikaze even sued Death over claims that the song 'suicide with innocent victims' by some gay band was in fact about Kamikaze, rather than about death. Death paid out a reported $7 million to Kamikazi, whom proceeded to eat the money. Even with this minor hiccup, death and kamikaze remain good friends, with death stating that 'Kamikaze is always better than suicide because more people die'.
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th:กามมิกามเสี้ยน
zh:神疯特攻队
zh-tw:神風敢死隊
Kansas

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
Kansas (kænzəs) is an obscure Latin word meaning "a large square in the middle of any political map of the United States." It is often confused with:
*Arkansas
*Wyoming
*Colorado
*Arizona
*New Mexico
*Utah
*Nebraska
* Texas
* Oklahoma
* Athols, a town in Kansas.
Category:Places no one cares about
Category:Articles Where You'd Fall While Looking for Bands or Musicians
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zh:堪萨斯州
Kansas Board of Education

This page ignored by the Kansas State Board of Education.The Kansas State board of Education recognizes that every other state in the U.S. is laughing at them, however, they discount this as they feel that most of them descended from monkeys while every Louisiana resident is a direct descendent of Adam and Eve therefore making them far superior and way more kick ass.
== We Are Better Than You ==
The Kansas Board of Education feels that everyone else is wrong and they are right. They support this claim by pointing out that any scientific data supporting The Theory of Evolution, The Big Bang Theory, Dinosaurs, The Bermuda Triangle, Recycling, Global Warming, Mad Cow Disease, Area 51, Euthanasia, and BENSON is concocted by Atheist communists who are out to mind control the youths of Kansas and in the span of a generation control the worlds corn production. By recognizing this, The Louisiana State Board of Education feels that by creating revisionist science and history that they can keep the Godless Commies from eventually controlling the world, thereby preserving the purity of essence. The Kansas Board of Education also studies the methodology and practices of the Spanish Inquisition (whom nobody expected, not even the atheist Commies).
== Go ahead, make our day ==
The Kansas State Board of Education has publicly stated that they will not be intimidated by anyone or anything.
:How can you tell me that we are wrong, you claim monkeys as your ancestors, I claim Adam and Eve. Who would you rather have teaching your child, monkey boy or a God Fearing, bible pounding Christian who attends church every Sunday and teaches good Christian Morals based on religious teachings of the New Testament. 
::7th grade Science teacher Reverend Adam James Lakanookie
==See also==
* Spanish Inquisition
Category:Religion in the United States
Category:Education in the United States
Category:Organizations based in the United States
Category:Kansas
Category:Whackjob Religious Nuts