Hellmoo

Hellmoo is a post-apocalyptic-MUD-style-massively-multiplayer-online-role-playing-game, (or PAMSMMORPG for short...er) that casts the player in the role of a citizen of Freedom City, a last bastion of humanity in Hellmoo's harsh and unforgiving world. Beginning as an orphan, the player must frequently make life or death choices that affect a persistent universe populated by faceless NPC's and anonymous human players. In short, the player is a deranged psychopath out to rape and murder as many motherfuckers in as short a time as humanly possible, using weapons ranging from guns to brass knuckles to fucking them in the face and impregnating them with chestbursters. Progressing through the game, it is likely the player will make new friends out of their fellow Hellmooians. It is certain, however, that the player will most definitely be constantly killed by everything that moves. As with most RPG's, the longer a player stays playing in Hellmoo, the more powerful they will become, but during this time the player will be repeatedly fucked in the ass by nuclear turbo zombies, which may result in a lack of enthusiasm to continue playing.
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==Skill System==
Every player in Hellmoo starts off a hopeless wreck, ashamed to even show his face in the light of day. This may be mostly due to the fact that each player is so weak in the beginning that trying to fight anything but hopeless orphans will result in near instant death.
Each of the particular skills are governed by your character's pathetically low stats, which include Brains, Brawn, Cool, Reflexes, Endurance, and Senses. 
For example, when you try to rape an orphan, you will use both your wrestle and fuck skills. Wrestle is governed by Hulk Hogan and Fuck is governed by Ron Jeremy.
The following is a list of the skills you'll need to survive (shamelessly stolen from the Hellmoo wiki)
Skill 	Depends 	Notes
Appraise 	Brains, Senses 	This useful (read: useless) skill shows you just how much you will suck with that awesome sword you found.
Blades 	Reflexes, Cool 	Used to stab, slice, and dice people with sharp objects.
Bombs 	Brains, Cool 	I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN' UNIBOMBER! MOLOTOV YOUR WAY, SON!
Chemistry	Brains 	Chemistry allows fags to make crack and meth, and sometimes explosives.
Climb 	Reflexes, Endurance	Sometimes in Hell, you will need to climb shit. It is useful not to fall and die when doing so.
Clubs 	Brawn, Reflexes 	Used to bash, beat, and pummel people with blunt objects.
Craft 	Brains, Senses 	Making things out of other things. Brainy people like to use this one.
Dodge 	Reflexes, Senses 	Bob an' weave. Self-explanitory
Fish 	Cool, Endurance 	This skill is completely useless. If you tag this, god help you. Fishing in a text based game about murder. Christ.
Fists 	Brawn, Endurance 	Used to beat the shit out of people with your BARE HANDS! But also knuckledusters and other fist weapons.
Fuck 	Endurance, Senses 	The higher this is, the more you will get paid to be a whore to random pedestrians. Not kidding.
Hack 	Brains 	You can be a 1337 haX0r and break through electronic locks and peoples bank accounts on the internet.
Linguist 	Brains 	I didn't even know this skill existed. The fuck?
Locksmith	Brains, Reflexes 	Breaking into apartments and otherwise off-limits places, like chastity belts.
Medic 	Brains 	GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!
Persuade 	Cool, Brains 	If you've got nice clothes and skill, you can rip people off and take their money.
Pilot 	Brains, Reflexes 	Do a barrel-...no seriously. You can fly planes.
Pistols 	Cool, Reflexes 	Bust a cap in somebody's ass.
Quickdraw	Cool, Reflexes 	For taking things out of packs, holsters, and sheathes quickly.
Repair 	Brains 	Nothing can fix you. But you can fix anything!
Ride 	Cool, Reflexes 	Skateboards and motorbiking will be off limits unless this skill is high, or if you want to be a red smear on the pavement, go right ahead.
Rifles 	Cool, Reflexes 	Used to shoot, blast, and fire on people with rifle-like objects.
Scavenge 	Endurance, Senses 	Sometimes if you look around in an empty room hard enough, loot will appear out of nowhere! Also used when butchering your victims.
Science 	Brains 	Used by fags to invent shit that nobody needs.
Sneak 	Cool, Senses 	For planting bombs on people and sneaking by security cams.
Spears 	Endurance, Reflexes	Used to stab, impale, and garrote people with long, sharp objects.
Swim 	Endurance 	Or drown.
Teach 	Brains 	Teach me oh wise one.
Throw 	Brawn, Senses 	Make sure this is high if you like to chuck rocks at windows. Otherwise you'll be liable to bust your arm out.
Torture 	Cool, Endurance 	Sometimes you just need to tie people up and burn them a little.
Track 	Senses 	Which way did he go George which way did he go
Wrestle 	Reflex, Endurance 	Hold people down, strip their clothes off and headbutt them!
Whips 	Reflexes, Senses 	Used by sexy motherfuckers to lash, lacerate, and choke people with long, rope-like objects.
==Gameplay==
thumb|400px|Note: Actual gameplay, actually. Used with [http://www.simplemu.onlineroleplay.com SimpleMU] 
As stated previously, HELLMOO is text-based, meaning it will require the player to read. This may be challenging to the majority of gamers, who are accustomed to spending their non-gaming time jerking off and sleeping. As also mentioned, it is a RPG, which means the player is required to not have any friends before playing, or at least is required to have excessively nerdy friends.
Hellmoo is a MUD game, which means it can be played on a variety of clients such as the popular SimpleMU or MUSHClient. Save for a variety of features, the player will still be raped and murdered the same as anyone else, so you are better off using the default "Charon" client at http://hellmoo.org/charon.
In Hell, the player is free to progress however they likes, so long as it is still a steep slog through tedious grinding and repeated, frustrating deaths. The player will begin in an orphanage, and one of the first jobs available is to kill rabid orphans for Sister Agnes. Eventually, you will be bored enough to take on harder creatures like women and the elderly, and much, much later, crackheads, zombies, and mutants.
==Fatalities==
Frequently (mostly when you are fighting berserk) you will perform fatalities on the hapless creatures and orphans you fight. This is one of the most entertaining (Read: uncomfortably sickening) parts of Hell, and can occur when using almost any weapon, or even if you are just using your fists or claws. 
 JercHoff grabs baby Jeffy's head and rams it hard against the door, then slamming it over and over, crushes baby Jeffy's skull into paste.
 JercHoff shouts "HAI!" and in a flash punchs his jawbreaker into the scabby chobo's chest, caving it completely in.
 The scabby chobo spits and froths blood from punctured lungs, staggering around helplessly for an agonizing moment before finally collapsing.
 JercHoff lunges forward with his revolver, driving it forcefully into li'l Buffy's mouth with a hideous crunching of cartilage and bone. 
 She tries to scream through shattered lips around the gun, then is silenced by a deafening BANG.
 JercHoff cracks his antenna whip across the crazy crackhead's chest, lacerating his nipples. The crazy crackhead screams and freezes
 in agony, and JercHoff shivers with pleasure as he brings the antenna whip up and...look, you don't need to see this. But it's 
 messy. And fatal. And SEXY.
==Fucking==
MASTURBATION ONTO DEAD BABIES!
 JercHoff's eyes glaze over as he expertly strokes his aroused prong.
 Akemi finger-fucks her pussy.
 JercHoff groans and pauses, just barely stroking his dick.
 DanDan wraps his hand around his turgid meatpole, stroking at a measured pace.
 Akemi slides two fingers deep into her cunt, reaching for the g-spot.
 JercHoff jacks frantically on his stiff dick.
 DanDan pants excitedly, smacking his pulsing cock against the Ruined Lobby as he fires jets of sperm. He collapses backward and smiles, content.
 With a shuddering moan, Akemi draws out her orgasm, varying the speed of her finger movements to maximize the waves of pleasure.
 [ You spent 1 XP to earn 1 IP in fuck! ]
 JercHoff groans and shoots a watery spurt of semen onto the dead baby.
Another entertaining aspect of Hell is the ability to have sex with everyone and everything. As stated twice previously, Hellmoo is text-based, meaning that fucking in-game will simply result in words instead of sexytimes. This is actually the most uncomfortably sickening part of Hellmoo.
SURPRISE FACEFUCK!
 You notice a bulge in the front of JercHoff's pair of desert camo pants.
 JercHoff unzips his pair of desert camo pants and lets them fall around his ankles.
 JercHoff lunges at Akemi!
 JercHoff grabs Akemi and pins her arms behind his back.
 JercHoff lets go of Akemi.
 Akemi gasps for air as JercHoff grabs her and shoves his dripping erection unexpectedly between her lips.
 JercHoff slowly fucks Akemi's upturned face, slamming his dick into her throat.
 Akemi says, "HRRMRHPTGHRBLE!"
=Conclusion=
HellMOO can be a nice game to play, save for all the rape and Orphan sex. So long as you have a basic idea of what you want, you should be able to find it here. The gameplay is fairly easy considering it's text-based. There are many reasons to avoid the game if you are without patience because you will die, a lot. Basically, if you're interested in exploration, killing Crackheads, Orphans, and Zombies. This is a game you might like.