Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 17

In , the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 8th in the Mild League, and 17th in the ILB.
The Breath Mints received 2 Wills in the , Moving Fynn Doyle to the Shadows with no replacement, and Foreshadowing Marquez Clark for Tiana Wheeler. Wheeler was then stolen with no replacement by the Yellowstone Magic via the Strange Attractor blessing. The Breath Mints won 1 blessing in the , calling up Hierophantic Foible from the Shadows to the lineup.
==Roster==
The starting roster of Season 17.
Lineup	Rotation	 	
*Hewitt Best
*Rodriguez Internet
*Jode Preston
*Marco Stink
*Helga Washington
*Kina Larsen
*Marquez Clark	
*Leach Ingram
*Uncle Plasma
*Mooney Doctor II
*Sandie Carver
*PolkaDot Zavala
*Winnie Hess	Shadows	Shadows
*Atlas Guerra 👥
*Grey Alvarado 👥
*Lucas Petty
*Jordan Boone
*Justice Valenzuela
*Conrad Bates
*Adkins Swagger
*Hendricks Lenny
*Daniel Mendoza
*James Boy
*Hierophantic Foible
*Wanda Fiasco
*Hops Chen
*Eizabeth Guerra 👥	
*Atlas Guerra 👥
*Grey Alvarado 👥
*Lucas Petty
*Jordan Boone
*Justice Valenzuela
*Conrad Bates
*Adkins Swagger
*Hendricks Lenny
*Daniel Mendoza
*James Boy
*Hierophantic Foible
*Wanda Fiasco
*Hops Chen
*Eizabeth Guerra 👥	 	
==Season==
===Ballpark Renovations===
* Reverb + - 5,932,870 Coins Spent
**The Meadow will now have more Reverb.
* Forwardness + - 5,730,647 Coins Spent
**The Meadow became 10% more Forward!
* Fax Machine - 4,785,986 Coins Spent
**The Meadow unlocks Fax Machine!
===Roster Changes===
The Breath Mints had 1 player during Season 17, who was later freed:
*On Day 5, Rodriguez Internet was by San Francisco Lovers player Pitching Machine.
**On Day 49, Internet was freed from their shell by birds.
The Breath Mints experienced 1 feedback swap during Season 17:
*On Day 15, Sandie Carver was swapped in the feedback with Fynn Doyle of the New York Millennials.
The Breath Mints experienced 9 blooddrains during Season 17:
*On Day 16, Philly Pies player Tiana Takahashi siphoned blood from 5 Breath Mints players using the Parasite modification.
**Hewitt Best had their Overpowerment and Ground Friction drained.
**Jode Preston had their Ruthlessness and Coldness drained.
**Marco Stink had their Tenaciousness and Laserlikeness drained.
**Kina Larsen had their Thwackability drained.
**Helga Washington had their Overpowerment and Continuation drained.
The Breath Mints experienced 2 peanut reactions during Season 17:
*On Day 20, PolkaDot Zavala swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction.
*On Day 67, Marquez Clark swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction.
**This reduced Clark to 0.0 hitting stars
The Breath Mints had a player expelled elsewhere 1 time in Season 17:
*On Day 31 Leach Ingram was expelled elsewhere, returning after 18 days on Day 49.
The Breath Mints experienced 1 reverb during Season 17:
*On Day 71, experienced a lineup shuffle.
**Previous Order: Hewitt Best, Rodriguez Internet, Jode Preston, Marco Stink, Helga Washington, Kina Larsen, Marquez Clark
**New Order: Marquez Clark, Jode Preston, Hewitt Best, Kina Larsen, Marco Stink, Rodriguez Internet, Helga Washington
***Notably, this placed the newly 0-starred Marquez Clark in the leadoff position
The Breath Mints experienced 7 parties during Season 17:
*Marquez Clark partied on Day 91 and Day 99
*Fynn Doyle partied on Day 91
*Kina Larsen partied on Day 92
*Winnie Hess partied on Day 93 and Day 97
*Marco Stink partied on Day 95
===Record Changes===
The Breath Mints had 2 Wins swallowed due to Black Hole in Season 17:
*On Day 22 versus the San Francisco Lovers
*On Day 87 versus the Baltimore Crabs
**As a result of the Crabs’ Carcinization evolution modification, Hewitt Best was stolen by the Crabs for the remainder of the game.
**As a result of the Crabs’ Unholey modification, Fynn Doyle was compressed.
===Notable Games===
In Season 17, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
*On Day 40, Marquez Clark steals home twice in one inning for the first time in ILB history. This is also the first and only time PolkaDot Patterson and PolkaDot Zavala faced each other as pitchers. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 61, the Baltimore Crabs and Breath Mints finish the game with a 4-20 final score, for the first time in ILB history. During the game, the Crabs experience a lineup reverb. (Watch here on Before)
*On Day 83, Winnie Hess pitches their, and the Breath Mints, first Perfect game. (Watch here on Before)
==Election Outcomes==
===Decrees===
*Smithy passed with 968,906 Votes, 11% of all Decree Votes
**The Meadow is granted a Smithy.
***
===Wills===
*Move
**The Breath Mints vote to move Fynn Doyle to their Shadow Lineup.
**The Breath Mints made a roster move.
*** Fynn Doyle, Rotation
*** Fynn Doyle, Shadows
**Fynn Doyle entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Move - 47% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 32% of Breath Mints Move VotesFinal Odds - 15% chance of happening.
*Foreshadow
**The Breath Mints chose to bring Tiana Wheeler forth from the shadows, via a foreshadow swap with Marquez Clark.
**The Breath Mints made a roster move.
***Tiana Wheeler -> Lineup
***Marquez Clark -> Shadows
**Marquez Clark entered the Shadows.
***Combined 
**Foreshadow - 47% of all Breath Mints Will VotesThis Filing - 100% of Breath Mints Foreshadow VotesFinal Odds - 47% chance of happening.
===Blessings===
*Strange Attractor blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
**The Magic recruited Tiana Wheeler from the Breath Mints
*** Tiana Wheeler, Lineup
*** Tiana Wheeler, Lineup
**The Magic had 54% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.1,633,894 votes were cast.
*Patchwork blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
**The Breath Mints moved their best Defender Hierophantic Foible to their Lineup.
*** Hierophantic Foible, Shadows
*** Hierophantic Foible, Lineup
**The Breath Mints had 3% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Flowers with 10%828,995 votes were cast.
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