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This Week, Delivered yearly (or so), $0.14, £2.50 in Alaska
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How to eat your teenage girlfriends, Edition 3
*Tips on blood, hearts and crafts
*How to swallow
*More on: bone crushing
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How to dress for a this-weeky weather
*Tips on summer dresses
*What to do for next month
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*This Week, the prices on Catalae in CafePress have
gone down. The Catalae has been determined as a
rare group of psuedospecies on the west wing.<BR>
Damn dogs are touching your eyes. Damn... Damn<BR>
dogs. Y'should ship them all off to Hawa-Yee<BR>
Dammit...
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Geek Area
*Apple invents new application version!
*Computers in DOS mean more text!
*Johnny Hilfiger brings back DOS to the most latest computer!
*Hello (again)!
*Soup... Quite
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Joe Zombie: ,,Phones are easier today for zombies too!´´
*Former president of New Zealand, Joe Zombie, has just come up to Zilko and given an interview on Phones and their easy-to-use interfaces. Besides that, Nokia is updating the name of it's Nokia nSeries in Europe to zSeries. This caught a lot of people to buy it. If Microsoft changes it's latest OS called mSystem to zSystem, they could probably get 3-4 new buyers
Science Fiction Upgrade
*Former president of television, Scifi Chanel has just announced the Operating Television Channel Bringing Scientifically Modified Fiction To Your Home (OTCBSMFTYH or just Odd bum Smith) will soon be brought to people by using 3 new kinds of Canadian (Cuh-naw-dee-un) Fruits. The Kümkvätling, A swedish-russian type of semi-fruit and a few others, GOTTA GO!
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In Other News...
The news!Your Mom arrested for dgur dlienig
Today Your Mom was arrested for dgur dealing,<BR>
as she dealed with dgurs all the time, she was<BR>
caught and that's it. She also says that dgurs<BR>
are not durgs, as they should be. Former<BR>
anagrammatist Blil Gtaes says,<BR>
Your Mom is Roo Yumm as in, Roo is yummy<BR>
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I think I just ate Your Dog
What? How could that be possible. Usually it's "I think I just ate Your Mom." Back to the real world, Your Dog was the tastiest treat I ever ate. Your Mom tastes ½ of a 7/89 of 3 halfs of a quarter of a 7 of Your Dog. That means he's cute. Probably. You wouldn't happen to have any insurance? Do you? Because I need some, for my wife. She ate my underdogs... and underwear. I think you need some more Doggie-Doom Crunchies here...
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