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Film (remake)

Film is a remake of the 1998 Hollywood movie Film. Film is directed by some director no one has heard of. Starring 3 young actors no one knows and Liam Neeson, it looks like a total pile of shit, and no one should ever watch it.
== I have something in my teeth==
Wait, I'm gonna grab some dental floss. I hope I forget the terrible trailer I just saw by the time my teeth are crap-free.
==Why should you watch Film?==
You shouldn't.
==Why do movies look crappier with every passing year?==
Good question. If you ask me, they should have stopped right after The Great Dictator.
==Why isn't this funny?==
Because it's so sad.
==The trailer==
What do you think you've been reading so far? That was actually the trailer to Film. Now you'll get to actually watch it!
===Film (remake)===
==See also==
*Film (1998)
Category:American films
Final Fantasy

Final Fantasy is a series of RPG games whose titles are often considered "the best game ever" by basement-dwelling virgins everywhere. Famous for Kentucky Fried Chocobos, stupid steampunk bullshit, and a guy named Cid in every game (except the first one), Final Fantasy is sure to capture your imagination and twist it around its endlessly complex storyline until it bursts from the sheer magnitude of it all.*
 
*DISCLAIMER: Square Enix is not responsible for your brain in the event that this does indeed happen, and any cleanup (along with its cost) will be left to the original possessor of said brain. And no refunds, smartass.
==Titles==
Uncyclopedia has a page almost about each of the games if we don't count all the prequels, sequels and other interesting things that aren't here.
*If you are looking for the first game, see Final Fantasy I.
*If you are looking for the second game that really is the second game, see Final Fantasy II.
*If you are looking for a game that features a moon, see Final Fantasy IV.
*If you are looking for a game with a clown like supervillian or a game that has a female lead, see Final Fantasy VI.
*If you are looking for the kabuki epic, see Final Fantasy VII
*If you are looking for a game with Pokemon like creatures, see Final Fantasy VIII 
*If you are looking for the game with the monkey, see Final Fantasy IX
*If you are looking for sappy romantic tales, see Final Fantasy X.
*If you are looking for an MMORPG, see Final Fantasy XI.
*If you are looking for a single player MMORPG, see Final Fantasy XII.
*If you are looking for a extremely linear and fanboy argument inciter, see Final Fantasy XIII.
*If you're looking for the second MMORPG, see this review: UnReviews:Final Fantasy XIV
*If you were looking for the third and fifth games in the list above, look elsewhere because Uncyclopedia currently lacks a page for them. You're gonna have to revive them with a phoenix down
*If You are looking for the Game with the busty female car repair chick,today's your lucky day,for you can make a page of Final Fantasy XV for absolutely no price !
*If you are looking for the shitty cashgrab remakes of VII in which Tifas tits are 4 sizes too small, you could also make a page for FFVII remake/rebirth/whatever the fuck
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Finland

Finland is a country in Scandinavia, between Sweden and Russia. It gets cold in Finland. Cold and lonely.
==History==
Finland is between Sweden and Russia. The history of Finland has been a permanent spit roast between the two, with Finland the sad fish in the middle. Sorry.
Things are better now. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.
==Demographics==
There are five million people. Most of them are Finnish. Some are covered in seaweed.
==Culture==
There are saunas, but there are saunas everywhere. Linux was invented by someone. The Finnish language is okay.
thumb|left|800px|Culture
I drink too much.
===Cuisine===
==Geography==
Lakes, mostly.
==Politics==
Yes.
==Economy==
Most people here have jobs. I stock the shelves at a Lidl store.
==Foreign relations==
To the west is Sweden. To the east is Russia. It is said by the Swedish that "Sweden will fight to the last Finn."
This is what we are.
==See also==
*Scandinavia
*There is nothing else.
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cs:Finsko
da:Finland
de:Finnland
eo:Finnlando
es:Finlandia
et:Soome
fa:فنلاند
fi:Suomi
fr:Finlande
he:פינלנד
hr:Finska
id:Finlandia
it:Finlandia
ja:フィンランド
ko:핀란드
lt:Suomija
mn:Финланд
nds:Finnland
nl:Finland
no:Finland
pl:Finlandia
pt:Finlândia
ru:Финляндия
sv:Finland
th:ประเทศฟินแลนด์
tr:Finlandiya
zh:芬兰
zh-tw:芬蘭
Category:Finland
Category:FA Europe
Category:FA Nations
Fire truck

A FiretrUCK is a dangerous feline, indigenous only to the small island nation of Australia, which also happens to be a continent founded by Johann Steinholdt Wilson. Also, firetruck is one of the only 2 words in the english language to begin with 'f' and end in 'uck'.
== Darwinology ==
The continent itself is four ninths fire, and five ninths truck, so the evolution of the firetruck from the land itself is evident in itself due to Relativity being a well known fact, being that it is not a theory, which would be a well supported hypodermic needle. The firetruck belongs to the genus Decepticon, and is closely related to the ice cream truck which happens to make secretions similar to those of the firetruck, only below absolute zero, and far far sweeter. Thus, scientologists are led to believe that the firetruck is very closely related to the ice cream truck; perhaps they are cousins thrice removed.
== History ==
During the Elizabethan Age (1776-20X6), firetrucks were brought from Australia to England by Vikings such as Leif Eriksson who had decided that, being tired of pillaging and raping, there was a necessity for smuggling exotic animals. Note that smuggling exotic animals into the United Spades of Amerika was illegal at this time, but the barbaric English tea drinkers had not yet passed a law outlawing the smuggling of illegal animals due to the parliament members being on vacation playing cricket. 
These firetrucks carried a disease with them... the HIV. The HIV is highly contagious and can be contaged through respiratory contact, as well as penal-vaginal or penal-anal contact. This was not good for England, as their immune systems had not yet developed the vaccine for the HIV, or even cancer for that matter. Needless to say, this put a damper on English population growth, and blood tests had to be administered to people donating blood, even though it wasn't specifically stated anywhere that blood to blood contact would contage the HIV. 
Even then, blood tests were futile, and eventually the population of England succumbed to lead poisoning/mad hatters disorder because the needles at the time were made out of a lead and mercury alloy.
== Mating Habits ==
Firetrucks do it doggy style. The male firetrucks are pimps/players, and some of them are the alpha males of pods of dolphins. I mean female firetrucks. Sometimes they have group sechs, phone sechs, or even cybersechs.
== Food Retrieval Habits ==
Firetrucks eat gazelles. In sixth gear, they can go at upwards of 150 mph, and they have a lot of torque, which definitely beats the wannabe cheetah in the face. The ladder-shaped appendage on the back of a firetruck is actually prehensile, and serves as a weapon with which to ladder gazelles to death. Firetrucks do prey on animals other than gazelles, such as Peter Griffin, or the four-legged gyropolo. When a firetruck gets a head-shot, the ambulances will have to wait their turn.
Category: Vehicles
Category:Things on wheels
Fired

Fired (sometimes stylized as FiReD) is a full-color monthly American magazine and on-line periodical published in San Francisco, California by the homeless. It is considered the definitive journal of dot-bomb culture, economy, and politics.
Its editorial stance was originally inspired by the catch-phrase of New Jersey real-estate developer Donald Trump, who is credited as the magazine's "patron saint". Fired has both been admired and disliked for its strong libertarian principles, its enthusiastic embrace of techno-utopianism, ample free time, and tendency to ask for a $20 loan. The magazine's sometimes experimental layout and bold use of rose and salmon-colored inks is said to be inspired by pink slips.
Fired differs from other magazines catering to the unemployed, like Good House-Losing, by focusing on technology and business rather than recipes employing Alpo. Business articles help employed readers predict their impending unemployment from outsourcing or the stock market. Technological articles feature Uncyclopedia, Second Life and other websites that help readers procrastinate from revising their resumes.
==Editorial Departments==
Fired's regular sections reflect the interests of its readership.
*Rants and Raves: Insane mutterings of your new neighbors.
*Posts: Mysterious hobo scrawls found on alley walls.
*Fetish: Photos of things you cannot afford, even if you had a job.
*Play: Daytime television shows and video games to distract the recently laid-off.
*Street Bed: A round-up of the best appliance boxes and their architectural features. 
==See also==
 
*Homeless nerds
*HowTo:Get Fired 
Category:Magazines 
Category:Business 
Category:Libertarianism 
Category:Capitalism
Fish Wangers

The Fishy Sailors Fish Wangers were created in the year 2006 by some rather strange people who had too much time on their hands. Fish Wangers were most popular in the 1980s, 25 years before their inception. During this time, the batter industry rocketed to sky high levels, however Captain Birdseye went bust and became an alcoholic, he was often seen kicking small dogs and children in a bid to get some joy in his miserable, useless life. 
==Cillit Wang==
Cillit Wang, the company who made Fish Wangers, also tried to fill some other gaps in the food market by introducing Beef Wangers, Crab Wangers, Squid Wangers, Pigeon Wangers and Korean Fried Dog Wangers. The meaty rods proved irresistible to thousands. 'Wang even went to extremes to satisfy vegetarians with their over-stuffed Vegi-Wangers, thus allowing the entire population to experience the Wangy sensation. At this time Captain Birdseye was suicidal.
left|thumb|200px|These are in circulation NOW
In December 2006 the company received its first award. It was voted product of the year by Ben Smith and was up against other rivals such as Aunt Bessy's, Slim Fast, Happy Shoppers Cheesy Balls, Haribo and Vitalin Bitch Diet. Ben also commented on the unique amazing taste of his sample Fish Wanger. 
Cillit Wang products have been enjoying enormous popularity in Scotland, after the release of their Haggis Wangers (made from blood, pubic hair and a cows 3rd stomach) was acclaimed as the best thing since Malt Whiskey. Long may the success continue. Cillit Wang made it into the "Superbrands Top 500 for 2006". It's up there with the best at #144.5, in between BLU TACK® and SMIRNOFF®, and well ahead of previous market leaders Birdseye, who languished in 475th place. A great achievement. This had become the final straw for Captain Birdseye, who was last sighted 52 miles west off Land's End. At the time of the sighting, it was believed that Captain Birdseye was talking to a bucket, possibly filled with fish, and how he was: "going to freeze you, real good!" His whereabouts remain unknown.
==Other products== 
Plans are currently in the pipeline for a new range of Wangers for the health conscious, including 99% Fat Free, 98% Fat Free, Lo Rubber, Lo Salt and Lo Prozac counterparts to the successful range. Look out for them!
Just recently the press have managed to get hold of pictures of what is believed to be the prototype of their up coming Horse Wanger. Many employees have been sent to hospital over the last few weeks after getting a serious case of lock jaw after trying to suck on the lush meaty goodness of prototype horse wanger. We are pleased to say that they are recovering well and have been given fair compensation, and some free Wangers.
Plans are currently in production of the new packaging of the Top 3rd favourite wanger, the Beef Wanger. Look out for them in a shop near you.
category:food
Fish in a bucket

Fish in a bucket. Now inn’t that a purty sight.
There’s a lotta beautiful things in this world. Rainbows, purple trucks, cranberry jam, Pamela Anderson. 
 
But nothing quite takes the cake like fish in a bucket. Now that’s a damn right thing of beauty.
You got yourself a bucket. You got yourself some fish. Put them together, and you’re square in the middle of heaven, brother.
== Good times ==
We’re talkin’ ‘bout some of the best memories of my childhood.
It was a bad day. It was rainin’ and I was soaked right down to my undershorts.
I was thinkin’ “What’s next?” and thinkin’ probably ma’s brussel sprouts and even pa’s whoopin’.
But when I walk in I see this trail of grey, slippy ooze leadin’ to the kitchen. I goes to the kitchen and what do I see on the table. Fish in a bucket. 
My mom says “Your sister and brothers are all out catchin’ critters in the field, and your dad won’t come back from the mill until late tonight. Go ahead. Its all yours.”
Well, you could dip me in clam juice and slap me on the backside cause I wouldn’t be just as happy as I was then.
A whole mess of glossy, shiny eyes lookin’ up at me. Sludge drizzlin’ down the sides.
I stood up on my chair and just hovered over it for musta been hours.
I’d carry it just about everywhere, sloshin’ around. They’d say “Here he comes, that boy with them fish in a bucket.”
And I’d be like, “That’s me.”
== Gift givin' ==
 
Well, you can get it just about anywhere. All you need is some good fish and a good bucket. Then you wrap it up and give it to someone you got special.
I had been watchin’ her for three good years. I thought she was ‘bout more purty than a piece of pecan pie. That’s almost as purty as fish in a bucket.
I set it down and she’s like, ”Why’s it drippin?” and I says, “You’ll see!”
Well, then she opened it up.
The woman nearly woke the devil in hell, she screamed so loud.
She says “What in the HELL is this?” all dramatic-soundin’ like those actresses on tv. 
“It’s fish in a bucket for God, Christ and Peter’s sakes” I say.
To this day I don’t know what that woman’s thinkin’.
== Some people ==
left|thumb|Looks like somebody gone and doubled their pleasure.
* Some people try to dump the fish out into a pan and fry ‘em up. Now I gotta question their mental condition. They just gone and ruined their fish in a bucket.
* Some people are like, “What? What? It’s just some gosh durn fish in a bucket.” And I say “JUST some fish in a bucket?? What more do you want?”
*Some people say it's just some stinkin’ God-forsaken filth.
But its not nuthin' like that. It’s fish in a bucket.
Category:Fish
Fisher Price: Halloween

go eat shit fuckers
==A Retro-SPOOOOOK-tive==
Halloween is a night of fun and revelry, a night of mischief and a night of myth, a night of vandalism and a night of everything juvenile. Hence, it only seems appropriate that Fisher Price was given onto the world that very night. 
The official date of the publication for Fisher Price is the first day of November. However, the place of the publication was Quincy, Indiana, which was experiencing Halloween night at two minutes after two in the morning. Indeed, 4.252.99.182 was spotted at the Ritz hotel wearing a mask of George W. Bush. One can speculate that the author had returned from a Halloween party, and was immediately struck by inspiration from the very spirit of the holiday. 
Under this view, Fisher Price could be interpreted as commentary on the custom of trick-or-treating. By stating "go eat shit fuckers", the author was telling children, or 'little fuckers', to go out and eat all the tooth-decaying sweets to can get their grubby hands on. Perhaps he also wanted to give a nod to teenagers stuck in the Purgatory between childhood and adulthood by contrasting a vulgar phrase with the name of a toddler's toy company. Overall, Fisher Price reminds us to enjoy our youth while we still can, on this, the night of the Id. 
With that in mind, let's keep this message in our hearts, not just one night a year, but every day of our lives. Let this be the motto of all the childish at heart: 
===See Also===
*Fisher Price: A Retrospective
*Pisher's Gelt
*UnTunes:Fisher Bells
*Homer did it
Category:Fisher Price Category:Halloween
Fisher Price DOS

# Normal mode
# Safe mode
:1
You have selected "normal mode".
Welcome to Fisher Price DOS
"go eat shit fuckers"
© Fisher Price Inc.
C:\>Programs\MicrosoftOffice\word.exe
go eat shit fuckers
C:\>Programs\MicrosoftOffice\word.exe
go eat shit fuckers
C:\>Programs\Security\virus_scanner.exe
go eat shit fuckers
C:\>reboot "safe mode"
go eat shit fuckers
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One manual reboot later...
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# Normal mode
# Safe mode
:2
You have selected "safe mode".
Welcome to Fisher Price DOS
"go eat shit fuckers"
© Fisher Price Inc.
C:\>Programs\Security\virus_scanner.exe
FisherPriceAntiVirus
Not copyrighted in any way. Mess up as you like.
Running scan... (100%)
0 threats detected!
C:\>Programs\Security\scanner_update.exe
Checking for updates... (100%)
0 updates found!
C:\>Connections\connect.exe
Enter username:
:poopybanana
Enter password:
: **********
Warning! Firewall not detected! It is highly recommended that you turn a firewall on.
# Stop
# Continue
:1
C:\>Programs\Security\firewall.exe
Firewall active.
C:\>Connections\connect.exe
Enter username:
:poopybanana
Enter password:
: **********
Dialling...
Checking password...
Authenticated.
C:\>Programs\Mozilla\mozilla.exe
Enter url:
:irc://irc.uncyclonode.net/fisherpricedos
Welcome to Chatzilla, poopybanana
Connecting...
Connected.
:/msg nickserv identify lemondoody
{to nickserv} identify lemondoody
Identified.
:<BobbyCool> And den i said to the policeman, who was surrounded by all these people with animal-masks on, i said...
:<poopybanana> Hi.
:<BobbyCool> Oh, hi. Just wait a sec
:<BobbyCool> i said, "oh, so dis ain't the nudist festival". and den all these furries started beatin each other up.
:<LolCat666> yeh?
:<BobbyCool> it turnt out it woz a furry con. butdat aint half the story cos den i fainted cos it turned out dat drink id had woz full of liquid anesthetic which my friend said he pud in az a joke but im not so sure.
:<LolCat666> awesome!
:<BobbyCool> now, i woke up in a pool of piss in a police cell but i bribed dis dude and he let me go. dat night i needed some cheerin up so i called dis hot whor. and dat's how i got HIV. i've came back from the clinic several hours ago. so, taht's just about my entire life up till when i went on irc to get some counselling. wot's ur life story, btw?
:<poopybanana> Uh...
:<BobbyCool> What is it? i'm a busy man. i only have 2 more months before i have to flee 2 mexico.
:<poopybanana> Uh, well, my OS isn't working too well... all it displays is "go eat shit fuckers" when i don't boot in safe mode.
:<BobbyCool> hahahahaha!!! every1 noes all u hav 2 do is enter the command "format C:\".
:<poopybanana> But won't that erase my hard drive?
:<BobbyCool> exactly! then u can install an OS dat workz!!! Go to http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Fisher_Price_DOS to see an example.
:<poopybanana> Okay, it's worth a go... I guess. And I've written that url down for future reference.
:/disconnect
:Disconnected from "#fisherpricedos"
:close "mozilla.exe"
C:\>format C:\
...
The End?
...
...or is it?
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Category:Operating systems Category:Fisher Price
Fisher Price Wars (Video Game)

==The Saga Begins==
*Welcome to #Fisher Price!*
*4.252.99.182 has entered the game*
*4.252.99.182 has changed his name to 4n0n*
*4n0n has put on a George Bush rubber mask so as not to arouse suspicion *
4n0n: g0 34t 5h17 fuck3r5
René Magritte: lolz0rz
René Magritte: 4ll3z m4ng3r d3s m3rd3s b4is3ur5
*4n0n has left the game*
*3v3ry1 is no longer idle*
3v3ry1: th4t 15 j00 1337
3v3ry1: c0m3 b4k 1337z0rz
*v4Nd4L has entered the game*
v4Nd4L: p3N0rP3n0Rp3n0r
*v4Nd4L has been kicked*
3v3ry1: w3 w4n7 m0r3 3554y5
()5(4r: 7ruly 7h15 15 4 8r1ll14n7 p13c3 oF l173r47ur3, $urp4553d 0nly 8y my own w0rk, 0f kour53.
3v3ry1: w4t d035 17 m33n?
$m4rta$$: It literally requests that the subject of the sentence, fuckers (most likely referring to the reader) engage in the act of eating feces.
*$m4rta$$ has been kicked*
3v3ry1: j00 is n0t 1337 3nuff n00b.
==Lstarnes==
*Ls74rN35 has entered the game*
*Ls74rN35 overhears conversation*
Ls74rN35: 1 d1d 1t. 1 kR34t3d t3h w0rK 0f 4r7.
K-D1P: 00h! C4n 1 h4v3 ur 4ut0gr4ph?
Ls74rN35: n0.
3v3ry1: STFU ur n07 th3 gr347 wr1t3r ur a v4Nd41 1005er
$um Gi: Thers n0 pr00f th4t joo wr0t3 th1$, # bs1d35 joo r just 4n 4$$h0le hoo wr3k$ p4g3$.
Ls74rN35: n0 1 did i7 & im s0 c001 im g0nna d0 whatevr i want
*Ls74rN35 has cRapped up good Uncyclopedia pages!*
Gods&Kings: Ls74rN35 5t0p V4nd4l1z1ng P4g35 0r 3l$3.
*Ls74rN35 has created This page does not exist!
Gods&Kings: 7h47'$ 2 $tr1k35 Ls74rN35 1m W4rn1ng joo...
*Ls74rN35 has added shockporn links to Gods&Kings's user page!*
Gods&Kings: th4t's 17.
Gods&Kings: G3t Th3 Fuk 0ff 0ur s1t3.
Br4d13: L3mm3 t4ke th1s 0n3 guy$
*Ls74rN35 has been kicked .....FOREVER*
Gods&Kings: 4nd d0nt c0m3 84ck.
3v3ry1: G00d r1ddanc3!!!
K-D1P: N3v3r m1nd 4bout th47 4ut0gr4ph.
()5(4r: W311, th4t tak3s c4re 0f HIM.
==Fukshitsuck==
*Fukshitfuck has entered the game.*
3v3ry1: W3 /\/\u$t g3t a h()ld 0f th1$ gr4nd wr1t3r. hi5 w0rd$ 'g0 34t 5h17 fuck3r5' tr4nd$3nd 4buv 4ll li73r47ur!
Fukshitfuck: OMG, joo c4nt l3t my m0m s33 th1s!! de-1337 it! plzzzzzzzzzzz!
3v3ry1: ???
Hin04: 0k4y, l3ts d0 th15.
*Hin04 has closed down the game.*
*/\/\4D /\/\4X has re-entered the game, reinstating it.*
*3v3ry1 has entered the game*
*Gods&Kings has entered the game*
*()5(4r has entered the game.*
*$p4ng has entered the game.*
*René Magritte has entered the game.*
*$um Gi has entered the game.*
*Ur M0m has entered the game.*
3v3ry1: wh47 th3 h3ll Hin04?
*Fukshitfuck has entered the game.*
Fukshitfuck: c0me on, joo must cl0s3 1t d0wn 4 g00d!!! my m0m is s0 p1$$3d!!!!!!
$p4ng: nic4 7ry, but joo g0 2 h3ll
*Fukshitfuck has been kicked .....FOREVER*
$p4ng: j3zzus chr1$7
Category:Fisher Price
Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes