FNAF World Version 1.18, bloodbear's wrath

My name is Jeremy "Two-Nose" McGee the Second, on May 10th, 2016th, my life changed forever.
I was scrolling through YouTube, trying to find the latest LeafyIsHere video, when I discovered a video called "Top 10 FNAF Lost Media Games" by Illutim, which was a weird name for a Five Nights at Freddy's fangame, but when I opened the video, I was enthralled to find that it was a top 10 list.
Most of the games were page 54 GameJolt FNAF fangames from 4 years back which were either a fan made FNAF 3, photoshopped to hell and back, had stolen assets or all of the above, just renamed but number 4 was something I had never heard of, it was called "Fazbear Pizzeria Playable Hoax Collection" or FPPHC.
According to Illutim, it was a cancelled collection of the original 4 FNAF games plus FNAF World and the April Fools Reskins, all sort of revamped in a way, that was planned to come out on the 5th anniversary but was cancelled due to scope creep, with only a demo ever coming which included FNAF 1 and 2. Now that sort of bullshit intrigued me and since I was stupid , so I went online and searched "FPPHC Demo" on eBay only to find nothing, same with Amazon, Reddit and Twitter.
So I went outside to the nearby shopping district to find the game in real life, since the online space did not have anything to tell me, there I found a 40 something man, in a sharp tuxedo with red hair and glissing transmission fluid purple eyes, selling some DVDs containing quote unquote "Found Media".
I asked him for a disc of the lost FNAF game compilation containing the 4 games of the original quadriology, FNAF World and the April Fools reskins, only for him to rightfully say; "The fuck is that?!".
I then asked him for the DVD containing the original steam version of FNAF World. He grabbed the DVD with the copy, put it in front of the middle one and said with all the charisma of your mum in a beauty pagent: "45 american dollars, no tax, no fee, pay up now."
Swooned with his charming voice, I gave him 45 canadian dollars and asked: "Did the original owner of this Digital Viewing Device die due to it being potientially haunted?" and the owner swiftly replied: "Yeah, why do you think I'm selling this for 45 dollars? Good luck with the upcoming existential crisis, you cunt." and gave me the disk.
As I dashed into my house, gently openned the disk tray and slammed the disk in, I obviously couldn't contain my excitement as I tried and failed to jump up and down in joy on a fine dining stool.
The folder containing the game opened up and I was shocked to learn that there was an installer! For a STEAM GAME, no less!
Unfortunately, I didn't really give a shit, installed the game and quickly booted it up. My first impressions were fucked from the get go, as among the cast in the title screen, Mangle was hung by her own wires, JJ had her nose chopped, Chica had been replaced by Nightmare Chica, Freddy stared at me with the menace of his non cute counterpart with black and yellow eyes and the rest of the cast was hacked up to an extent. Along with that, the v was 1.18, which is 6 x 3, otherwise known as 666, the devil's number.
Though when I turned my head to the door, just to the side, for 1 second, the title screen turned back to normal, well except the version, that stayed the same.
This haunted me more than that image ever could, as I quickly realized the game attempted to code itself to shift the title screen to something more spooky, but couldn't code it right, which for those unaware, is impossible because gAMES. dON'T. CODE THEMSELVES.
I then clicked the third save slot, pressed New Game, pressed Adventure and pressed on. I changed team 1 to Freddy, Mangle, Chica and Toy Freddy and team 2 to whoever was left.
As the loading ominously had Springtrap with the caption saying: "The impetus of all" and immediatly ended, I met up with Fredbear, who said the following:
"Sorry to bother you, Lolbit, but I really needed to tell you this."
"All is not well with Animatronica. Animatronic Village? Village-Tronica? (My idea for it to be called Rockafire Rancheria fell through, so we're back to square one.) Point is, something has gone horribly wrong!"
"The flipside has managed to get an allure on our own infrastructure, made of entirely sentient robots, causing them to enter it and have their circuitry corrupted beyond repair. Worse yet, it's managed to create twisted versions of ourselves and send them out to continue it's rampage far after we're done fixing them up!"
Lolbit then responded: "Weren't these the signs of god growing tired of our machinations, reassembling our world in an image more resembling one of those cheap asset flips?"
Fredbear replied: "Yep, and it's up to you to fix up those bots, take those twisted abominations out of the picture and reassemble god's face in an image more resembling manure!"
"You'll find a supporting cast and weaponry in my house, down the street. Good luck!"
Then I got into the game proper, with lolbit of all people as my playable character of choice, I ventured forward through the fall seasoned lands of the altered Fazbear Hills, which was also filled with 8 bit atari-styled blood.
On my first encounter, I found out 3 things:
1, that my parties consisted of Lolbit, Yendo, Deedee and White Rabbit and the second party being a t-posing model of a slopping wet, pathetic and absolutely puny Nightmare.
2, that the enemies were battered and beaten up, with stylized yet still somehow hyper realistic oil spilling out,
and 3, that the beaten up enemies were twice as powerful as before, confusingly.
I stupidly and clicheingly thought these were glitches and moved on.
After I trekked through the afformentioned Fazbear Hills, I found a deranged looking Robo-Chipper with a grotesque appearence and a minigun looking straight at me.
I walked forward, triggered the boss fight and absolutely kicked his valium covered asshole. After that, a cutscene played in which Chipper said the following:
"How pathetic, you still haven't left this hellhole and turned back, aren't the absolutely horrific textures and sprites enough?!"
"Look, I'll join your team for the time being, but when you get your soul stuck in here, don't expect me to not laugh my fucking ass off."
Then I went through the confusingly yellow Dusting Fields, which had no boss, no changes and nothing worth mentioning.
There was also the Mysterious Mine, which had a boss and a ton of corpses, but the boss fight ended before you could say that the protagonist of Earthbound, Ness turns into the Comic Judge, Sans from Undertale without being laughed out of the room. It kind of looked like purple guy by the way.
The other 3 worlds were more of the same, more beaten up robots and more horror like characetures of other famous FNAF characters, by the end, my second party also had Chipper, the sprite version of Henry Emily and the Lives guy.
I then procedded to enter the Pinwheel Circus which was just a corridor looking like it with a hyper realistic blue tent, when I entered it, the game crashed.
I immediatly booted it back up and was booted to an area I had never entered before, it was called "The Animdomain", it was like the style of the first flipside but I wasn't pixelated, after one hell of a boss rush, I met up with Animdude, who said what he usually does up until he fuses with a mangled Fredbear, becomes a atari-styled behomith and says: "If you want to end this story, you'll have to pry this pen from my cold atari-styled hands, you wang sucking troglodyte." and we fought.
Because of my sharp rapier like whip and Slopping Wet Plushmare having an overpowered heal move and 2 one hit kills with ludicrous chances, I beat it with only 2 characters remaining.
As he exploded and unfused, the Animdude's body was left standing there, kneeling, begging for mercy. I was going to chop his head off with my cursor, but I noticed that his head was kind of fake, so instead, I pulled the mask off.
When I pulled it off, he was revealed to be Dawko in an animdude suit! "DAWKO?!", I shouted confusingly. He then replied: "yeah uh what's going guy, im dawko, uhhhh thanks for playing my fangame. press the button below to get a prize of being in my next video thing."
When the button appeared with text on it saying "GET THE PRIZE", I waited a bit before pressing it to ensure that it would register properly.
Then Dawko laughed, ripped his face off to reveal that he was actually still Animdude and told me that it was actually a term agreement, the terms would let him legally be able to grab me from the screen and simply said after all of that: "Good luck with the existential crisis coming up, you cunt".
Animdude then grabbed me from my room, took me into the computer and knocked me out within the digital realm.
When I woke up, I looked down at myself, I saw two purple blocks contoreded where my hands would have been. I walked around an unfamiliar world, filled with mansions, dead trees, jake-o-lanterns and rocks. It was more like a maze than a proper field, but as I got to somewhere next to a mansion, I saw a familiar face.
"Chipper! What the fuck happened to me?!", I said.
He then turned around to face me, stared at me straight in the eyes for a few seconds and then proceeded to laugh his fat ass off.
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