Goblin Slave

So a lot of people at my school play this game called Clash of Clans. So I downloaded it for myself one day and I've been playing it ever since. My village was huge and had almost everything. I recently upgraded my Town Hall to Level 10, the highest it could go up to. When it was done building I went on the app, and noticed something that I didn't remember getting. 
It was a giant goblin. About the size of the Barbarian King and the Archer Queen. I clicked on it and it said "Goblin Slave". I checked the shop to see if it was able to be bought but it wasn't. I had no idea how it got there. I figured since it was there I might as well try it in battle. So I did, and it was stronger than the Barbarian King and Archer Queen. I used it to raid several more villages, and with all the success I decided not to question the Goblin Slave and keep it. But that was a huge mistake.
I went on to the app the next day. But I had to wait because it said my village was currently being raided. When I got back on it said that my village was raided by Goblin Slave. I didn't think anything of it at first. But when I looked at my village I was completely horrified at what I saw. Not only was my village completely destroyed, but all the random people that walk around the village were all dead. They were in a pool of blood with their entrails on the side. My builders were dead too, hung by their entrails on their builders huts. Then out of know where, the Goblin Slave walked into view. It looked directly at the screen and made an evil face. Then a Goblin with red eyes flashed on the screen and screamed very loudly. I was already terrified, but I think the next part was worse.
Some words came onto the screen. They said " You made a huge mistake not deleting this app when you had the chance John". It called me by my name, which means it had to be some sort of living demon inside of the game. Some more words came up "Because of you, I'll be visiting peoples villages worldwide. Thank you." There was an evil laugh that played in the background. It sounded scary and evil. The screen was black for a few seconds. Then the Supercell logo came up and the app loaded up like usual. But when it was done, I noticed my extremely awesome village was gone. The app had lost all of it's memory, and I had to start all over. More words came up, they said "This is my village now, you do what I say". 
I deleted the app, thinking I would be free of the Goblin Slave. I immeadietly went to the Clash of Clans forum to leave a message of the Goblin Slave. But before I could send it, my screen turned black. The Supercell logo came up and Clash of Clans started loading. When it was done, more words came up, they said "You shouldn't have done that, now you must be punished". Just then, I felt this shearing pain in my head. It stopped after 10 seconds. More words said "If you disobey me ever again, I'll make your head explode". He had control of me, he was a true demon who could kill me. So I went on with my life, playing Clash of Clans under the Goblin Slave's orders. I went on to the Clash of Clan's forums, I saw messages about the Goblin Slave. He had found other people. I almost cried after reading those messages, knowing that other people would now have to deal with a life of constant terror because of me. I did what the Goblin Slave told me to do for two years. And every few weeks I'd read news articles talking about how random people were found, with their heads blown up. 
He hasn't found out that I'm saying this yet, so let me say this quick. DO NOT DOWNLOAD CLASH OF CLANS. Because he will find you and terrorize you for life. I... oh know. I-I think he found me. Oh god, my head. My head! AHHH!! He's gonna kill me, he's gonna...
Sorry about that guys, but forget what I said. Download Clash of Clans. It's such a fun game.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.