The Abandoned Wikia Wiki

I was looking stuff up on google when I decided to type in "The Unofficial Spongebob Wiki Wikia" cause I wanted to see any wikis. But I found no results. Google gave me a few suggestions. A few were "Try something Simpler", "Try something different" and "Try a different web browser". The last one caught me off guard, as i never seen that message before. I then tried bing and it gave me the same suggestions. Same with yahoo. I then looked up "Free Web Browsers" and only one page showed up, called "SafeBrowserForFreeNoDownload.html". I clicked it. It had a black background, Red text, and looked like it was from an old computer. It also had the google G and O, Bings B and G, and Yahoos H and Y, and was glitched up.
I then looked it up and there it was. the unofficial spongebob wiki wikia. i then clicked it and it showed a picture of a skeleton with bloody eyes.
The URL was also weird. It said "Wiki.Wikia.wav". I then felt something touch my back. I turned around and it was someone I didn't understand. He said "If you want to live, follow me." My mind didn't process but he grabbed my arm and put me in his car, and drove. "Who are you?" I asked. "My name isn't important. What's important is your chances of living." he answered. "That wiki page you saw. They're coming for you." "Who's coming for me?" I said. "The Undead lord." He answered. "You must find a way to go in their servers and shut it down." "I don't have a laptop. Can I use my phone?" I asked. "That'll do" he answered. i then went to that same website. "Wiki.Wikia.wav" right? However it showed me an error stating "This wiki isn't available to mobile users." My heart almost stopped. "It wont let me in cause im using a mobile phone." I said. "Press the letter T in Isn't. Its a hidden passage." he said. I pressed it and indeed it was. I then Shut down the website and the Undead lord was no longer after me. Yeah... It wasnt as easy as i thought. A skeleton fell from the sky and started attacking the vehicle. "Here shoot them" he said as he passed me a gun. I laid my phone down and got on top of the vehicle, and shot every skeleton I saw. Even if they arent on the vehicle. "WATCH OUT!" he yelled. I couldn't react fast enough and a flying skeleton swooped by and knocked me off. I shot it but it was still alive. Next to me was a motorcycle, next to a biker. I asked kindly if i can borrow it. he gave me it but for a small fee. 6 dollars. not bad, i gave the biker 6 dollars, and off i went. something bright was aiming towards me, it was my dedicated computer. i grabbed it, plugged it in my portable watermelon charger, and tried to close the website down. i was typing and clicking like mad. hooking up to any wifi connection i can. And was about to click shutdown. but the undead lord came and said "You dont have to do this. just take my hand and i'll give you anything you want." I clicked shutdown cause i wasnt going to fall for it. The undead lord then bursed into flames and all of it was over. i returned the biker his motorcycle, waved goodbye to the mystery man, and got back to my computer. back to square none, i relaxed. i looked at my front door and saw a skeleton run away from me. was he spying on me? it doesnt matter as long im safe...
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