Jack Simmons

Jack Simmons (Japanese: レイザー Hepburn: Reizā) is an American former gay pornographic film actor. He was born on December 11, 1970 in Bakerfield, California, United States.
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==Names==
Razor comes from Jack Simmons' appearance in the film Hard Heroes, where he is given that superhero name from Omega (Steve Shannon).
In Japanese, Jack Simmons' name is transcribed as Jakku Shimonzu (official: ジャック・シモンズ).
==History==
Jack Simmons had a long and prolific career in the industry. Jack first started in 1991. He is a gay porn performer and director. He has worked with Brian Maxon and Steve Shannon in a few Can-Am Productions films. In addition, he has worked with Antonio Carrone in Chrystal Crawford's Star Contact and First Bi's Club. He also has worked with Duncan Miller in Red Blooded Americans. Finally, he worked with Ren Adams, initially of American Gay Wrestling fame in The Rush.
He has performed in several Japanese adult videos.
Jack Simmons retired from his gay porn career in 2018.
==Role in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling==
A minor character that was a part of Terryman's superhero group, the Stud Squad, in the film Hard Heroes. He was discovered to have had contact with Japanese adult video actors due to him performing in said Japanese adult videos. Thus, Jack Simmons is also part of A Midsummer Night's Lewd Dream.https://wiki.yjsnpi.nu/ジャックシモンズ (NSFW)
==Quotes==
===Hard Heroes===
* "So what's up?"
* "Who needs us?"
* "Ah, Beavis and Butthead finally got here."
* "I don't care if it's John, Paul, George, or Ringo. You're late."
* "You'll see plenty of it if you keep mouthing off." 
* "You ladies want to be full-fledged members of the Stud Squad? Be on time!"
* "And I grew up real fast!"
* "What makes you think he's for real?"
* "Yeah, we know where your mind is."
* "I don't trust him. But we will help you."
* "I'll give you guys ten minutes, and then I'm coming after you."
* "No! We say we're gonna give 'em ten minutes. We're gonna wait. Sit."
* "I said no! Calm down. Sit down. We're gonna wait. Sit!"
* "All you two do is complain. Complain, complain, complain."
* "What are you gonna be able to do?"
* "I'll go! You two stay in case the others come back, and don't do anything foolish!"
* "Hold it, punk!"
* "Guy let him go!" (?)
* "Look! It's Bruno Payne!"
* "I'll bring the cheese."
* "Well, I guess I underestimated you."
* "Uh, welcome to the squad, men."
* "RUMBLE!"
===The Rush===
* "Hold on, hold on. Wait a second. Hold on."
* "Look Russ, we're the good guys here." 
* "We're not here to hurt ya."
* "We're ju-we just need to talk to ya."
* "Look, Frank's in big trouble and we need your help."
* "So, um... could you please drop the gun? Please?"
* "Look Russ, Frank got shot three years ago."
* "He nearly died in my arm."
* "Fortunately, Frank survived, but the bad guys got away, and a key piece of evidence was taken from the scene."
* "This piece of evidence coulda put Marcio away for the rest of his life."
* "Anyway, it's three years later, and Marcio Banderas is out to get this key piece of evidence."
* "Initially, we thought he was after a little black book, and he was."
* "Yeah, a book. Not just any book, though. This book contained, contained every name, phone number, address, and dollar amount of every illegal transaction you can imagine. Whether it be a drug or firearms deal, prostitution, crack manufacturers, you name it, it's in there. Not only did the book contain all that, but we just found out recently that there was a disk in one of the compartments, that named everything I just mentioned. Except for one thing."
* "It's based on an international scale."
* "Not ih-it's not just a book and a disk. Look, Marcio Banderas has lost three years of income, three years of contacts, and most importantly, three years of his life. We believe he'll do anything to get this disk."
* "No actually, you need to find that disk. We have to go back to the office and put some pieces together, but we'll meet you at the pier around 8:00, 8:30."
* "And why don't you bring your gun? You might actually need it tonight."
* "See you there."
* "Look. Why don't we take a break? It'll help us get ready for tonight. And believe me, this is gonna be one hell of a long night."
* "Too good."
* "I can't believe it either."
* "I guess I did."
* "Who made the cake?"
* "Rauss?"
* "He sure got a big meat stick."
==Authentic Gachimuchi Information==
* Due to Jack Simmons' interaction with the Japanese adult video actor in クールガイズ 3, Brian Maxon in Maximum Maxon 2, and Steve Shannon in Hard Heroes, Jack Simmons, Steve Shannon, and Brian Maxon technically connect the late Billy Herrington (Maxon vs. Marcus) with popular Japanese gay pornographic film actor, Chocolate Ball Mukai (チョコボール向井).
* In addition, Jack Simmons creates the link between Nico Nico Douga homoerotic fandoms, Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling (ガチムチパンツレスリング) and A Midsummer Night's Lewd Dream (真夏の夜の淫夢), due to this.
* Jack Simmons currently has the largest known penis size in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling, at a whopping ten inches.
==Gallery==
Jack Simmons.png|In Hard Heroes.
Jack Simmons The Rush.png|In The Rush.
Jack Simmons The Final Link.png|In The Final Link.
==External links==
* Nico Nico Pedia article (Japanese)
==References==
Category:Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling
Category:Wrestling Series
Category:Characters