Half-Life 2 Beta Complete Build

Alright, so I'm just going to assume that if you're reading this, then you know what Half-Life is. If you don't, it's an FPS series made by Valve, and there hasn't been a single bad game. And, before you say 'Hunt Down The Freeman' or 'Half-Life: Source', we all know those two do not count, they're not main-line. Half-Life 2, the sequel, was being worked on for about 5 years after Half-Life 1, which, was rewritten in around 2003/2004, near when the leak happened. The Half-Life 2 Beta files are on the internet, and I'm sure you know about them if you like Half-Life.
However.
I've recently found a build of the Half-Life 2 Beta, a 'Complete Build' if you will. I won't explain too much, but I was looking around for anything related to the next HL game, HLX (Half-Life 3, most likely), and I decided to go on the website at the very bottom of page 10 on Google.com.
I was led to 'HLBETALEAKS.com', and there was a huge button saying 'Download' in the middle. I was very skeptical of how safe this was, as once I got fucked in the ass by a fake beta version of Quake, and I'm still trying to shit the effects of that one out. However, I just decided to risk my 2,000 dollar gaming pc and download it.
That's all I'll be saying about how I got it for now, but let me just tell you how this 'Complete Build' was, because I'm typing this from the toilet as I take an angry horrifying evil shit.
The first thing I saw when I started the game was the G-Man, and he was giving his opening speech to Gordon Freeman. However, instead of the well-known one, he instead pulled a microphone out of his asshole, which was fully modeled and had 25,000 polygons for some fucking reason, and started rapping about how he had an anal prolapse. What the fuck was this shit? Was Gabe Newell on meth?
He then dropped Gordon off at the train. Samuel, the cut citizen was there, and he was instructing Gordon about the toxic air quality and giving him a spare mask. However, instead of a gasmask, he gave Gordon a shitty Barack Obama Halloween mask. Was this some sort of mod? What in the hell was it?
As soon as I walked out of the train, The Consul was on the 'Consulcast' or whatever it was called, spouting propaganda to the citizens. Randomly, though, the Consulcast cut to footage of Donald Trump trying to give a speech but instead he bursts a fat shit in his pants and has to exit the stage to go change his pants. Then J.D. Vance comes on the stage and starts talking about the rough sex he had with his couch the other night before the entire building was bombed by ISIS. I was in absolute fucking shock, who made this shit?
I continued on, eventually making it to Kleiner's Lab. Barney was already there, and Kleiner too. They were starting up the teleporter, however Kleiner (or the Cohrt model in this beta) accidentally teleported a Combine Civil Protection Unit (or rather a Metrocop) into the lab. The Metrocop started to pull out his phone and start jerking off, saying "OH SHIT. OH YEAH." while touching his Combine penis. Kleiner/Cohrt fucking tore his head off, and it was violent as fuck. Fuckin' guts and blood splattered everywhere as the Metrocop's head was brutally removed. At this point you already know my reaction, absolutely dumbfounded. I was unprepared for what came next though.
After the teleportation sequence, and Cohrt dying, we go onward into the Canals, driving the player's personal choice of a Jetski or the Airboat. I chose the Airboat, cause I personally prefer it. There was nothing really of note about this chapter, I thought to myself, and then out of nowhere the game cut to the most horrifying shit I ever saw.
The game cut to footage of a southern family in a large, rusty pickup truck. They all had the faces of chimps and they were probably about 400 pounds each.
"WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!" shouted the father as everybody in the truck began screaming in joy. However, then, the fucking Combine started appearing out of the woods as a shitty horror track began playing and began fucking the truck up. Shooting the windows, smashing the lights in with Stunsticks, until finally, one of the Combine soldiers shot the gas tank, exploding the car, the forest, and the vile ass family. I nearly Stone Cold Stuttered my fucking computer into the wall after that, but then the game loaded up at Eli's Den/Eli's Lab/The Scrapyard. Eli Maxwell told Gordon about all of the things that had happened in the past few years since he had been in stasis. Combine, 7 Hour War, etc. However, he kept getting sidetracked and talking about how his penis went sour and that he was trying to grow a peanut farm. When the fuck was that in the beta storyline?
D0G was there too, however he didn't do much, he was just kind of there. He kept jerking around weirdly and going "EH OOH EH EE" like they gave him fuckin' Tourette's or something. Can robots even get Tourette's? Am I looking into this bullfuckery too much? Am I?
The scene then cut to Eli getting a colonoscopy, at which I punched a hole directly into my computer screen. I could not handle any more of that.
If you come across this build, well, I can't tell you what to do, so I won't. Play it at your own risk, it will make you go fucking nuts.
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