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Overtaken Sea

Far off the coast of Papua New Guinea, there is an Atoll known as "Bikini Atoll". You must find a dock on the coast of PNG. Then, place yourself on the dock and begin moving yourself in a wavelength motion. Then, you will find a boat arriving on the shore. On that boat, you must bring a pineapple, a rock, and an souvenir tiki head from a gift shop. Once you arrive at the center of Bikini Atoll, you must toss the pineapple off the boat and into the ocean. After that, you must wait exactly 11 minutes before dropping the rock and the tiki in the ocean at the same time. If your timing is off, or you release them at different times, you will be sucked into a whirlpool never to be seen again. If done correctly, then wait eleven more minutes. Two submarines will appear in the ocean, one red and one yellow, both with open tops. Do not enter the yellow one. If you do, you will be danged to heck.
Once you have entered the red submarine, it will begin descending. In this time, you must once again stop, drop, and flop. Do not attempt to take control of the boat, or else it will break the glass and drown you. Once you have gone below the sea, find a fish bowl on the submarine an exit it. You will find the items you had thrown overboard. Enter the pineapple, which should now have a door cut out from it. Find the drawer in the house and there will be a tall hat with an anchor on them. Exit the pineapple afterwards, and walk on the road outside of the house. Take a left, and go straight unti there is a curve, take a left again, and go straight until you see a lobster trap. Enter the trap and you will find a large crab. If you don't have a hat, you will be killed for entering without the proper currency, although the currency is fake. If you do have the hat, he will greet you as a worker and show you the door to the kitchen.
After you have entered, you have achieved nautical nonsense.
P.S. Do not engage contact with any starfish. That starfish is the invincible, evil, and deadly PATRIXXX.
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Ovre Ahald Fwards

Lately my friends and I have been big fans of this Youtube series 'TribeTwelve'.
We know it's an ARG (reality game) , but lately. Things have been, happening.
My friend Taylor is seeing and hearing things and finding notes saying "you'renext", recieving death threats, and experiencing things similar to the way Noah did in 'TribeTwelve'.
My friend Taylor's phone had gone missing and my friend Liz has been receiving text messages from that phone, threats, still similar to those Noah had gotten.
Text saying that he would be coming to get her yesterday night. I continued having long conversations with her on the phone last night. She had been sick all this last week with flu, as well as I, odd things had been going around her house last night.
She found mysterious carvings in her bed. There were also horrible nightmares she had been having all this last week, where she would black out and wake up screaming. The carving had said something like:
"OVrɆ Aha♦ᴸD FwArDs"
I have been having strange little seizures all this last week, small cases of influenza, and have been having strange twitches and spasms. As well as strange thoughts being shoved into my head and writing a symbol that is a circle with an 'x' through it... over and over.
Last night on the phone she claimed to have seen someone with a white shirt, it also appeared that she had ingested a drugged corn dog, and so she had been utterly loopy. Last night after the call we had gotten really tired, so I shutoff the phone and turned off all the electronics in my room, only to find my television turning on by itself.
I will be documenting this from now on.
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Ovrues.iso

So one up time,
I was in the alley and there was this guy who walked up to me, and he gave me a disk. It was a blank disk with Cliche.exe written on it with black marker, so I went back home with it. And I put it in my Gaystation 2, so then, it looked like a normal game, it first showed up as Rick Sanchez Fun Game. I played for while, and I killed some people, which was fun. But then I started seeing blood.
There was hyper-realistic blood everywhere. Rick Sanchez was mangled on the ground with his skins and fleshies cut opened. He was dieded. Some of his organ was missing. So I kept playing thinking it was a glitch. So later in the game, I lost, because for some unknown mysterious reason, the cops came, because I didn't dug a deeper holes. The game never telled me about holes increasing.
So then I runded from the cops, and I ranned into a alley is, it was the same alley i is in earlier, and the same guy was there. The guy says, "Are you enjoying your new game?". I saw his eyeses were glowing red, and blood was leeking from his mouthes, and then the shirt he was wearing was white and had reed hyper-realistic bloodies stain on his shirts. I was scareded and I rans away. I ran into another alley, and the man said, "Why do you want to run from me?".
I got scareded 2 deaths, so I unpluggeded my Gaystation 2 but it stayded ons. So instead of breaking my televisionario, I decided to keep play game. I saw Rick Sanchez again, he was still dieded. But when I swinged my weapons he got up like a zombies and swingded his weapons. I made him murdered someone and they dieded. Their body got burn and they screamed hyper-realisticed they then blooded on walkside and I still had my chocolates pudding. But there was something wrong, all my chocolate pudding has turning into cups of skunked diarrhea.
I could of realisticly smelled it through my Gaystation 2. Then I plugged my knows, then I suffocated and dieded. I saw hell for 5 seconds, then all of the sudden I is drop in front of Gaystation, with Rick Sanchez. Then I saw Rick Sanchez, staring at me, with his face filling up hole screens. Then I heared whispers behind me... I heard "Behind you". I was scareded agen. I screamed for my mommy. She whispered "I'm right here" I turnded, hyper-realistic blodies on her face. I ran for door, Rick Sanchez was der. Holdin puddin.
I screemeded and he offered me puddin. I said "No it is may bee skunkered diarrheas". He then hitted me with his carmra, and I dieded. I then exploderized and hyper-realistic blod is spray all over rooms. I then turned even tho I was died, and saw a blody Rick Sanchez plushy, sitted on my beds. I downthumbered. It is then killed me and I dieded hyper-realisticaly.
teh edn
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Ox-Marie Is Love, Ox-Marie Is Life

>I was nineteen years old when I heard about Ox-Marie
>I was really inspired, it was really a fantastic experience
>I was in love
>Ox-Marie is not a person
>Ox-Marie is a way of life
>Days passed by and my love for Ox-Marie only grew
>It was starting to take over my life but it was ok
>Actually I loved it
>Ox-Marie was a beautiful being
>I remember one night sitting and watching Ox-Marie's cooking show
>She was cooking goat with fried elephant leg
>That night I didn't sleep I was stuck trying to cook the same meal
>I didn't interact with the other students
>I never did
>I just wanted to play with Ox-Marie
>One day in college I escaped
>And the only place I wanted to go to was Ox-Marie's farm
>I loved that farm so much
>I could sit for hours just masturbaiting to that amazing farm
>Every time I thought about it i could feel my peepee get stiff
>I loved Ox-Marie's farm so much and I had always wanted to go there
>So on my 24th birthday I wanted to give myself a present
>So I decided that I was going to Ox-Marie's farm that day
>It was going to be the happiest day of my life I thought
>But when I tried escaping from my house my parents noticed and warned me to put me in the hamster cellar
>My dad called me an idiot
>I called him a One Direction
>I cried my eyes out and went to bed
>I felt a weird sensation on my anus region
>It felt good though
>I thought it was a dream
>But it wasn't
>I felt big hands rub my smooth anus
> And stroke my buttcheeks
>I opened my eyes
>But before I could see what was going on I felt a big hand over my mouth.
>"sssh, it's all ogre now" Ox-Marie whispered
>I was so happy
>I could feel liquid coming out of my dime.
>She took one finger followed by another and penetrated my anus with them
>My nipples got erect
>And she ran her fingers through my nipple hair
>She stroked my glabella with her powerful fingers and then slowly leaned in to my ear
>And whispered "Ox-Marie is love, Ox-Marie is life"
>Ox-Marie leaves through my window
Ox-Marie is love, Ox-Marie is life
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Oxide's Haunting

Hey guys, I just want to let you know that this is 100% true, but my memory may be a bit hazy on the dates. This will be a short one as I have forgot some aspects of the incident.
You may have heard of the popular video game Crash Team Racing. Well, this happened when I was about eight years old.
I begged my mother (my parents were going through a divorce so I was saddened by it) to get me the game, so I eventually got the game. I was ecstatic by what I got, but about a year after I got the game, things turned for the worse.
I was asleep when I was, for some reason, woken up, I still don't know what woke me up that night.
My eyes were adjusting to the darkness when I noticed a figure in the upper left corner of the wall that I was facing, but I blew it off as just something of my imagination. I still couldn't get back to sleep, so I stayed awake for about 10 minutes...
... The creepy thing was that the figure was still there, so after the 10 minutes passed, the figure turned out to be... Oxide. He didn't look like what he did in the game (I added a picture of what he looks like in his Hovercraft ship thing whatever it's called.)
His top was torn and bloody, his eyes were bleeding. They were also black and red pupils were there instead of his normal eyes (very much like Sonic from the Sonic . exe Creepypasta) and his teeth were hellishly sharp, too.
Demonic Oxide was hovering about three feet parallel to my bed but he was about six to eight feet away from where I was laying. Then, all of a sudden, he lunged at me with a demonically crooked smile and disappeared about an inch or so away from my face. I was completely terrified and scared shitless, so I woke my mother up and told her what happened. She told me that I had a nightmare and told me to go back to sleep, but I was too afraid to go back to sleep.
He sometimes haunts me to this day, but not as much as when he did when I was younger. The ironic thing is that I still play the game on occasion...
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Oxygen

==Translated==
Air fills my eyes - it is everywhere, like the smell of your nose, you won't hide from air - perception distortion in all fronts. Have you ever tried oxygen? One that is sold in gas cylinders, liquefied gas. It makes you high, joyful and happy - this was noted back in Jules' Verne From the Earth to the Moon. So, there is oxygen around, and we get high from it, all time, just this is imperceptibly, we get hooked on air back in mother's womb.
Fucking oxygen. Tell to a junky during his delirium that his world is not real. He would laugh at you, piss his pants, vomit of self, but will continue to consider himself normal, and blue 18 dimensional god's space distortion is also - normal.
So - oxygen is poison. And we are dying from it.
And the world we see around is totally not what it is in real.
Look at cosmonauts, at their photos in wikipedia - they all are gray-haired. Why? Because there is no oxygen in space.
Vaccuum opens the universe of different existance of matter, and blue flames swim out of cosmic space to consume what was you and me while you are reading this text.
==Original==
Мои глаза заполняет воздух – он повсюду, как запах носа, от воздуха не скрыться – искажение восприятия по всем фронтам. Вы когда-нибудь пробовали кислород? Тот, что продается в баллонах, сжиженный газ. Он прет, веселит и радует – это отметил еще Жуль Верн в своей книге Путешествие из пушки на луну. Ну, значит вокруг нас кислород, и мы от него премся, постоянно, только это незаметно, мы садимся на воздух еще в утробе матери.
Сраный кислород.
Скажите торчку в момент делирия что его мир не реален. Он посмеется над вами, помочится в штаны, облюется, но будет считать себя нормальным, и синее 18 мерное искажение пространства бога тоже - нормально.
Так вот – кислород это яд. От него мы умираем.
И тот мир который мы видим вокруг нас совсем не то что есть на самом деле.
Посмотрите на космонавтов, на их фотографии в википедии – они все седые. Все. А почему? Потому что в космосе нет воздуха.
Ваккуум открывает пространство иного существования материи, и синие огни выплывают из космоса чтобы пожрать то что было тобой и мной пока ты читаешь этот текст.
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P-Head Goes to Washington

Today was the day P-Head was supposed to be taken to the movies. He got ready for the day so he could get there ASAP. ButEPIC FAILB tells P-Head that the movie isn't getting released for another few weeks. Furious, saddened, and sobbing, B, S and Mrs. P-Head try to cheer him up with some delicious brunch, but P-Head rejects his boggle crunch and demands to have pumpkin pie. It takes several months to get P-Head to calm down. To make up for the movie incident, P-Head and his friends go on a trip to Washington D.C, but the pilot plays around and ends up blowing the plane up. They survive unscathed, and afterwards P-Head mentions he wants to jack off. He went on Rule34 and typed 'Handsome Chubby Males' in the search bar and jacked off to everything he could find like a complete animal. Then he attempts to repeatedly take a dump on Evil Cat Flower with the intention being that he will clean it off with his spit afterwards.
Later, a speech against human rights is given Jimmy Carter, who was the 39th President of the United States From 1977 to 1981. But P-Head, not knowing what Jimmy was talking about, takes the opposite argument and tries to eat his own shit live on stage for millions to see. Then Jimmy called the army who promptly chase him out. A ship with Colonel Dodo is ready to carry P-Head's friends out of Washington D.C, but he arrives too late and they leave him behind, causing the army to get P-Head, and it doesn't end well for him as they shoot him dead. Fecal matter drips out of his nose and a skeleton pops out.
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P.A.M. Kagamine

Hello. My name is [CENSORED]. I'm a fan of a program called "Vocaloid", but because it's too expensive, I had to resort to a shitty program called "UTAU". After a little tinkering with it, I managed to create a "UTAU-oid", called P.A.M. Kagamine, as I deemed it. You see, it might have been a simple jumble of pixels and data on my computer, but after a while, she grew a place in my heart.
I made several photos of her on paper and computer, doing anything possible to spread the word. Unfortunately, no one liked her voice, they said it was too high pitched, and hurt their ears... Fools. Anyways, she seemed to speak to me, like if she was actually real! It also seemed like she followed me around all the time, her voice staying in my head, like a catchy song of sorts.
Until one day, she said that she wanted a friend, so I created a Gatipan UTAU-oid. Just for her. They were great friends. Then she asked for more, so I created broken voices, just for her. Only for her.
I'm going crazy... she's telling me to kill her. Why would I kill you, P.A.M.? Why??
She's saying that her friends are dying... She's saying that she's dying... why, my child? Why must you die now?
P.A.M.'s friends died, and what's left of her is her head, barely able to speak... can you sing one more song for me? Please, P.A.M.? Please...
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P.Ryannxxxxx (aka Politics in a nutshell)

One day I was walking in the park, when I remembered the story I heard on Fax Neus about how much of a cool and sexy guy Paul Ryan waz. He seemed like a nice, honest, not crooked, fair, and balanced guy (like most politicians are) and then I saw him in the park.
I was very excited because I was his biggest fan (by that I mean that I'm really fat) and I went up to him to say hi, and give him a hug, but I had just entered a world of terror!!!!!>>>.....?>...!!!!;;;;;>>....;::::..??:!!!
Paul Ryan's eyes glowededed red and blue (but not white), his fangs dripped with red gushing blood, his face morphed into a putrid green color, his muscles grew razor sharp spikes, and towering horns grew out of his head! "EWQDWNOqajOWJNWWMKWMOWARACHHCHCHCHIORKROKREIOIEOAWK!!!!" shouted Ron Paul Ryan. He proceded to bear hug me, smashing my chest into my heart, until I finally broke free and collapsed onto the floor. Paul stared at me with his horrible reptillian eyes. I watched screaming as he ripped up my inner organs with his disgustingly vile mouth which was now an ocean of blood. I had no idea what to do......
"I have now become Ryannnnnxxxxx" "Bow before me!" Then he instantly turned back to normal and said "I'm just kidding, can I have your vote? It's only $19.99 (+ shipping and handling)" I couldn't speak because my jaw was badly damaged, so he just gave me a card with his name on it (that's all there was on it) and told me to call the number on it (it was a gay sex hotline) Then, he farted off to the white house!
Mitt Romney, Obama, Joe Biden, and Patrixxx (our 5 presidents) walked by me. I asked them for help, but they beat me up and stole all of my lunch money, however I told the teacher on them, and they all got a detention! I eventually decied to vote Patrixxx as president, because I wanted him to become the first woman to become president.
And then a skeleton popped out!
Oh and one more thing
THE ILLLUMINAGI WAS THWEONE BEHIND IT ALL! THEY MADE SATEN AND ALL THW WITCHES INT HE WORLD. JON STEWART IS THEIR KING, I HAVE DONE ALLL OF MY RESEARCH FROM "The Onion.com" and "Borat" ANSD BIG BEN WILL BLOW UP IN THE 2012 EULYMPICS iN 1996. THESE ZIONISTIC CHINESE SIAMESE CATS CONTROLL THE MEDIJAS AND ONLY HOP IS RONNE PALL TO BE PRESIDENT AND LEGALISZE PATRIXXXX!!!!! BELIEVE ME! THE WOLRD WILL END IN 1987!
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P0K3M4NZ???

ONE DAY I WAS LOOKING THRU MY CLOSET AND I FOUND A GAMEBOY AND A POKEMON CRYSTAL GAME SO I PUT THE GAME IN THE GAMEBOY AND THE GAME LOADED AND I WAS LIKE OMG. THEN I FOUND MY OLD SAVED GAME FROM WHEN I WAS A YOUNGIN SO I PLAYED THAT FILE TO SEE WHERE MY YOUNGER SELF WAS IN THE GAME AND I WAS IN GOLDENROD CITY BUT THE LAVENDER TOWN MUSIC WAS PLAYING SO I WAS LIKE OMG AGAIN BUT MORE LIKE D:. SO THEN I WENT TO SEE WHAT POKEMONS I HADS AND I HAD A QUILAVA AND A BUNCH OF FRICKIN RATTATAS SO I WAS LIKE WTF I HATE RATTATAS. THEN I LOOKED AT MY POKEMONS STATS AND IT LOOKED ALL SCARED AND AND THE STUPID RATTATAS LOOKED EVIL SO I WENT TO THE POKEMON CENTER AND PUT THEM IN THE BOX 1 THEN I LOOKED AT MY QUILAVAS STATS AND IT HAD 0 HP AND IT WAS MANGLED AND BLOODY AND IT HAD THREE MOOVES: "THEY" "KILLED" "ME" AND I WAS LIKE WTF THOSE DAMN RATTATAS AND THEN I TRYED HEALING MY QUILAVA AND THE NURSE WAS ALL YOUR QUILAVAS DEAD SO I TOOK OUT MY RATTATAS AGAIN PUT THEM IN MY PARTY AND I WAS ALL WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY AND THEY WERE ALL I DUNNO SO I WENT OUT OF GOLDENROD CITY AND INTO ROUTE 35 AND THEN WHEN I STEPPPED IN THE TALL GRASS THERE WAS A BATTLE AND MY RATTATAS WERE GOING UP AGAINST THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATA!! THE WILD BADASS RATTATA KILLED ALL OF MY WIMPY RATTATAS AND THEN I WAS OUT OF POKEMONS SO I DIED.
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P666

I was a regular 12 year old boy that loved to play Club Penguin. I had Club Penguin plushies, cards, toys, etc. So as every morning, I got online and went to ClubPenguin.com . The site was loading slower than usual. When it finally loaded, the screen was all black and it big red letters it said "PLAY NOW." I thought.. Why not? Bad choice.
I clicked the play now button and logged in as usual.
When the server screen came up there were only 3 servers. Hell, Fire, Abyss. I got a little frightened but I decided to click Fire. It loaded and the loading screen took me to the town. I was alone. Then a penguin appeared.
The penguins name was P666. Woah. I just waddled away to the snow forts. He followed.
"You can't run." He said.
"You're now my puppet. You will see me wherever you go."
I went to my igloo and there were red penguins in a HUGE circle all scary ass names like: The Slasher, Bone Twister, Skull Cracker... Tons of red penguins in a circle around my igloo saying:
"TIME TO DIE. TIME TO DIE."
I was in the middle of the circle and that's when P666 appeared.
"Thought you could hide? I will destroy everything you stand for! Everything you live for!" I went to the Dock and there was another penguin named Ben.
"Ben?" I thought.
He said, "They will kill you. They killed me. Run. RUN.
This is just a online game. Someone probably hacked it. P666 appeared and said "EMIT OT EID!" And red penguins just kept filling the dock where all you would see was red.
They all said, "Emit ot eid Emit ot eid."
I logged off. I closed the browser.
My desktop background said, "EMIT OT EID" with a picture of dead bodies everywhere. I started crying and ran outside.
I decided to take a walk. When I got home my house was on fire. I ran so far and fell on the floor. A man walked up to me all dressed in black. "I am P666." He said. He pulled out a butcher knife and split my whole face in half. He dragged my body into a cellar not far from wherever I ran. There were tons of bodies in the cellar. They all looked about my age.
P666 looked at his watch. "Oh look at that! Time to play Club Penguin!"
==Epilogue. *3 Years Later*==
News Reporter: More than 500 bodies have been found over the last weekend and we are still looking for the killer and our hearts go out to the families. All the killings are estimated to have taken place 3 years ago. The bodies were in a cellar and all the bodies look like the age range was 10-13 year olds. Our hearts go out.
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