Pufflebump Snugglekins

pufflebump snugglekins is the bestest teddy bear evar in the world and my bestest friend!! my mommy
got it for me on my birthday and I luv luv luv him! pufflebump snugglekins is rly amazing
and has many adventures.
ill never ever ever ever give him away!
== pufflebump snugglekins vs the space aliens ==
one time pufflebump snugglekins went up into space and fought with space aliens! he went up
in his little ship and went pyoon! pyoon! pyoon! and zapped all of the bad aliens that were going
to come and take over the world! we are rly lucky pufflebump snugglekins is such a good
pilot and alien shooter or else we would be tooken over by a bunch of ugly monsters.
== pufflebump snugglekins and his rap career ==
pufflebump snugglekins is a rly famous rapper! his rapping is so cool and everyone loves him!
he says he has three platynums but i don't know what that is and i never saw them. 
actually not everybody loves him but pufflebump snugglekins says there just "haters". i think there stupid to! pufflebump snugglekins always says 
"If niggas got beef they can come and get me. They know where I'm at." but I hope they
don't come! im not sure what a nigga is but i heard my daddy saying before that there nothing but
trouble.
== pufflebump snugglekins and his big party ==
one time pufflebump snugglekins had a biiigggg party at our house! it was different from our 
slumber parties together becuz there were no gram crackers or choclate milk and he was playing music
reeeeally loud! there were a bunch of people i don't know and when i went into
mommys bedroom I saw one of the ladies and a man on the bed and the lady was sitting on 
the mans belly and bouncing up and down like a million times! it mustve hurt him! pufflebump snugglekins was in the family room the whole time and 
smoking something with some people but it wasn't like daddys cigarets. then he started acting
rly funny! he kept saying that some purple giraffs were trying to stomp on him but there
weren't any giraffs! hes so silly!
people broke some things in the house but when mommy and daddy came home the next day the people were gone
so they didn't get in trouble.
== pufflebump snugglekins and his failed marriage ==
pufflebump snugglekins was married to a rly pretty lady before. her boobies were wayyyy
bigger than mommys and i saw her dancing in one of his videos. she was a rly good dancer! 
pufflebump snugglekins said he liked her a lot at first but then one day he hated her. I said why and he said "That bitch tried to juice me for everything I got. Mu'fuckin' golddigga 'n shit."
i said he shouldn't be married with her if shes taking his gold. he was only married for like
three months. i was glad cuz then he had more time to play!
== pufflebump snugglekins and his domestic violence ==
one time at night i heard some yelling and went outside and a really mad policeman was talking 
to pufflebump snugglekins. his girlfriend tanya was living with us and she was outside too and
her clothes were all messed up and she had a big black spot on her eye. it was different from
her usual makeup tho and wasn't very pretty. pufflebump snugglekins kept saying "I ain't done nothin. I ain't done nothin." over and over and he was walking around all wobbly. his juice in his bottle kept spilling out when he walked and then he dropped it on the grass to! after a little bit the policeman left and so did tanya. but it was ok we still had tea party the next day!
== pufflebump snugglekins and the nation of islam ==
one day pufflebump snugglekins started wearing a little bowtie i didn't put on him and started 
calling me a devil! i thought we were playing dressup or something but he was rly serious
and didn't look like he wanted to play. he kept talking about a mother plane or something flying
around in the sky and some man named fairacon or something. i asked if it was a new star wars
movie or one of the aliens he fought against before but he didn't even answer me. and when i said pufflebump snugglekins lets go and play!
he didn't even look at me. he said his name wasn't pufflebump snugglekins and it was something
rly weird i cant remember. i said why and he said he went to the nayshun of islam. i didn't 
understand becuz he was still there in our house in America! ever since that day he isn't as
fun as he used to be but i still love love lov him!!
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