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Pikachusetts

Pikachusetts is the state of Massachusetts after Pikachu took it over by defeating Jigglypuff in the the Battle of Boston. Most people are happy that the name is now easier to pronounce. Everyone is forced to celebrate Pikachu Day every other Monday, except for those Mondays when you just don't want to get out of bed. Though Pikachu is a bit of a Supreme Dictator, he is still a better ruler then Michael S. Dukakis, an opposing type of Pocket Monster.
==Pikachu==
Pikachu, the step-brother of Pichu, the younger brother of renowned drug lord Raichu, and the negation of a pikadeth, is a friendly electric rat Pokémon, who used his excellent rodent powers to take over and rename Massachusetts. He now rules with an iron tail. He was Emperor of Japan during 1998 and 1999, after sales of his shower curtains overtook those of Jackie Chan's. Being a rat, his attacks are things like squeak-vomit and plague flea. 
==Public Works==
As Pikachu is an electric Pokémon, and Pikachusetts is a coastal nation, Pikachu is able to exert his power over the aquatic life which inhabits Boston Harbor and the Charles River. A major part of Pikachu's bid for continued domination is to use his power over the aquatic Pokémon to force them to keep ground and rock types from becoming a threat to him. In order to better ensure a water Pokémon is always available to protect him from rock or ground Pokémon, Pikachu has made efforts to flood Boston, beginning with the "central artery" tunnels. However, an unforeseen problem with this effort has been the level of toxicity in the Charles. Most Magikarp would dissolve in the Charles river within 7 hours.
== Revolt of the Squirtle ==
Since the initial shift in power that brought Pikachu to the head of the local government, there has been rebellious acts by hostile Squirtles. Due to Pikachu's use of its powers on the aquatic life in Boston harbor and the Charles river, there have been estimates of hundreds of deaths within all castes of Squirtle society. Top news agencies have said that the Squirtle rebel groups have been helped by the New York Yankees. Reports say the Yankees have been supplying the rebels with steroids and growth hormones.
Within weeks of the early formation of the Squirtle Rebellion, there had been dozens of assassination attempts and suicide bombings targetting Pikachu. Thus far, every attempt against Pikachu's life has failed. This due mainly to the fact that, just face it, Squirtles suck Snorlax balls. In spite of their failures to date, many believe the Squirtles have undercover agents among Pikachu's officials who may be waiting to be activated in a massive coup.
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Pillow suffocation

==What it is==
OMFG I've got to yell about my issues with this article in rage filled vandalism rather than contributing to making the article better in question!!!
Pillow Suffocation is when you take a pillow, and essentially shove it in another person's face, such that they risk suffocation, while yelling "PILLOW SUFFOCATION!!!". This is an assassination technique that has been passed down for generations. However it can only truly be performed by yelling "PILLOW SUFFOCATION!!!" at the top of your lungs, whilst pillow suffocating your victim. This added aspect to the technique was implemented by the FBI, so that anyone nearby would hear that such a silent act was being performed, and would know to rescue whoever was being pillow suffocated. It was designed specifically to reduce serial killings mostly involving pillow-related suffocations.
==Continuing History==
Decades later, when the FBI had let its guard down on this issue, some of the largest mafia gangs in America (that I completely forgot the names of) began employing midgets to perform the silent and deadly assassinations. The theory behind this was that midget's lungs were too damn small for anyone to actually hear them yelling "PILLOW SUFFOCATION!!!" at the top of their lungs. In any case, it was also scientifically proven that dwarfs were too loud when yelling at the top of their lungs. Such highly useful information could be utilized in future studies. One of the mafias back then, when questioned on why they'd virtually crapped all over their city, responded with "Hey, we made the scientific discovery on further differentiation between dwarfs and midjets, man!" The journalist in question was then so taken aback with such a powerful arguing statement that he could only thank the crime leader for his time and leave. 
==Variations on Dwarfs and Midgets==
Other differentiations between dwarfs and midjets include the fact that a dwarf is capable of aiding a midjet by reaching the first shelf in the store aisle for them. Indeed, each has it's advantages. Further studies obviously need to be made, however.
==Other Occurrences==
Other reports of pillow suffocation have many-a-time occurred in babies. This inspires theories on whether or not many babies are suicidal. Many marketers feel forced to arguably agree that this might just be the leading cause in the development of anti-depressants for babies.
http://www.infoniac.com/health-fitness/doctors-prescribe-antidepressants-babies.html
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Pimpmobile

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The Pimpmobile is the car that Your Holiness the Pimp rides in when he makes his rare public appearances. Pimp Paul II was the first Pimp to ride in a Pimpmobile, and since then every Pimp has ridden in nothing but the Pimpmobile.
==Features==
===Safety===
Each Pimpombile must have bulletproof glass, to prevent the Pimp from being assassinated in a drive-by shooting by a bunch of stupid motherfucker bitches who try to step. Pimpmobiles also have features such as racing stripes and spoilers, so that if an assassination attempt does occur, the Pimp can get the fuck out of there. Due to the Pimpmobile's high speed, a speaker is attached to the front that blares "Move, bitch, get out da way! Get out da way, bitch!" repeatedly, so as to alert anyone to avoid the Pimpmobile's path. This feature can be disabled, however, should the Pimp desire to execute a stupid ho for not paying the appropriate tithe.
===Comfort===
Due to stress caused by the noneasiness of pimpin', the Pimpmobile must be comfortable. Seats are made of Italian leather, which is convenient because the Pimp lives right next to Italy. The Pimpmobile also features electronics including a DVD player and a xbox 360 so that after the Pimp has done his daily job of communicating the word of sex to the people, he may watch Full Metal Jacket and play some Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City. Naturally, the Pimp is also fond of fucking The pimp mobile may also have fur to feel when the hoes ain't cummin'.
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Pingo Doce

thumb|Butter. Pingo Doce sells butter, milk, etc.
Pingo Doce (Sweet Drop) is one of the largest supermarket operators in Portugal with almost 400 stores. There's also a rumor that Pingo Doce has stores in Poland, however, no one has confirmed that yet. It belongs to the Portuguese conglomerate Jerónimo Martins, co-owned by himself, Jerónimo de Sousa and Geronimo Stilton (yes, the rat bastard who fancies himself a journalist). To honor these 2 entrepreneurs and a rat, Salazar ordered the construction of the Mosteiro dos Jerónimos, which is currently one of the most visited monuments in Lisbon.
Pink Floyd

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On March 2018, Roger Waters, former bassist of the most serious band in history, Pink Floyd, has released a song called "Supremacy". The song is a protest against Donald Trump recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. The lyrics of "Supremacy" are in fact the lyrics of a poem by the national Palestinian poet. In the song, a Native American talks to the White Man about how the White Man built his progressive settlements over the bodies of the Native Americans. So the song serves both as a protest against America and Israel. This is basically what the Palestinian/Native American is saying in the song:
==Ooh baby don't you know I suffer, ooh baby can't you hear me moan?==
This line is from the song "Supremacy Black Hole" by the band Muse, a band with an actual sense of humour. Muse always did Radiohead imitations, knowing that people will laugh at them, but they never cared. They also create very Pink Floydish album covers for themselves, to indicate their seriousness: it's like, we know we're a total Radiohead ripoff, but we are also a serious band. And that's why Muse kicks ass. So you could basically say that Muse built their progressive music over the body of Roger Waters.
==You caught me under false pretenses, how long before you let me go?==
But that's OK, because Roger Waters has built HIS progressive music over the body of Syd Barrett, who wrote "See Amily Play". 
==You set my soul alight==
This is the rest of the song by Muse, It's about how the Palestinians are enjoying free Israeli electricity which was produced from their dead bodies. 
==Supremacy black hole==
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See also
* Australian Pink Floyd
* Punk Floyd
* Muse
 
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Pink Moon

The Pink Moon is perhaps the least known of Earth's 314 natural satellites. It was created by folk-singer, demiurge, physicist, and chrononaut Nick Drake using the science of quantum after the great purge of folk singers following the Guthrie Massacre of 1748 (later renamed the Dylan Massacre of 2027).
==Folk Hero==
For centuries the folk singers waited in hiding and brooding, backwoods expectation for The "Folk Hero" they believed would deliver them from (as Joni Mitchell termed it) "this miserable, barren, heartrendingly-beautiful rock."
That Chosen One would come in the form of Spencer Abraham, Energy Secretary of the United States of America and folk-singing Grand Master. With his lute, fife, tambourine, and mandolin, Grand Master Abraham created a bridge of rainbows for his chosen people to walk on, a bridge like unto that of funk master Sauron himself. The bridge led the gleeful masses to the promised land of Honalee, where they all got roaring drunk until, verily, they puked, though whether this was from the strong bootleg moonshine or a delayed reaction to all the rainbows and happiness none could say.
==Fairport Convention, 1973==
With the salvation of the Folk people, the Pink Moon lay empty for many lonely minutes, with only a few bohemian squatters and the nation of Canada keeping it from regaining its New Car Smell. It was almost destroyed by Carson Daly during one of his periodic rampages, and for a time it seemed as if the Pink Moon would never regain the recognition it had once enjoyed back when dinosaurs and marshmallow peeps roamed its scaly surface. 
The redemption of the Pink Moon ultimately came in a Volkswagen commercial written and directed by the disembodied brain of Volkswagen creator Adolf Hitler. With Volkswagen on its side, the Pink Moon was safe at last.
==See Also==
* Folk Music
* Bob Dylan
* Mike Oldfield
* Pink Floyd
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Category:the universe
Category:Moons
Category:Pink
Pink Sauce

Pink Sauce was a weapon of mass destruction created by former North Korean spy Chef Pii. Released via TikTok in 2022 under the guise of a condiment, the weapon affected more than 5,700 people before its production facility was seized by the FDA in early 2023. Despite Pii attempted to collaborate with a condiment company, the FBI convinced the company to stop collaborating. Since then, Pii has escaped and is currently being tracked down by the CIA.
== History ==
In early 2021, Kim Jong-un had sent Chef Pii to China, after dressing her up to seem like an American. In China, she was instructed on the plan, which was to create a mixture so foul, that anyone who dared consume it would certainly get diseases. The burgeoning Chef Pii proposed a distinctly-pink colored sauce, which would be prepared so horrifically badly, that anyone who dared to consume it would be incapable to do anything.
Liking her idea, the Chinese government sent her to the United States to sell her sauce to the Army and Navy, which would cripple the soldiers, therefore making it easy for Chinese forces to invade the nation. There, she was gifted a TikTok account by the Croatians, who also hated the Americans. In June 2022, she released the product, advertising it on TikTok as a viable condiment. Sadly, at that time, the CIA had prohibited all soldiers from using the site, preventing her idea from working.
Instead of soldiers, she attracted generally inept TikTokers, who thought that eating suspiciously pink gel in a bottle was perfectly fine. They were poisoned, but didn't die, meaning that Chef Pii had woefully failed. Additionally, the Feds had raided her warehouse, learning of her plan while Chef Pii was in Croatia. They sadly erased her recipe and destroyed her products, stating that they would find Pii and arrest her for crimes against humanity. Upon learning about that, Pii would flee into Mexico and has not been seen since. As of , Pink Sauce is no longer relevant.
== See also==
* Uwe Bowls
* Butthole King
Category:Epic Fail
Category:Fast Food
Category:Condiments
Category:Weapons of Mass Destruction
Pinko

The derogatory term for a communist or communist sympathizer, pinko, though not enjoying much use before the existence of communism, and not gaining widespread popularity until the Cold War was first used by Shakespeare in the tragedy Titus Andronicus in reference to the radical and pro-proletariat political sentiments of certain characters in the play.
: Traytor, if Rome have law, or we have power, Thou and thy Pinko Faction shall repent this Rape
The actual origins of the term are not entirely known, but lingual experts theorize that it is an onomatopoeia based on certain sounds made by the Mexican Chickadee during mating season, and this theorization is met by the community of ornithologically and linguistically inclined and lay-folk with enthusiastic milk and cookies, which are ceremonially presented to the presiding experts of both field every third Tuesday. The question of which experts merit the receipt of such gifts is decided by popular vote of the Lingua-Ornithology Club.
Despite it's appearance in Shakespeare's works, the term pinko is virtually non-existant in other period literature, possibly because of the fact that few Elizabethan authors ever had the opportunity to stay for long in Mexico, and even if they had, they would have probably been bitterly disappointed by the lack of Chickadees in the lowland urban areas, and thus have no experience with their mating calls.
==Usage in the Cold War Era==
The dawn of the cold war was a great relief to linguists, as the use of red as a communist color provided a convenient explanation of the origin of the term. If one is somewhat red, they reasoned, one could very well be called pink, and the 'o' at the end was the logical result of lingual mutation, much like the 'phant' at the end of the word 'elephant.' Thus demystified, the term greatly increased in popularity. As usage of the word pinko became part of everyday western vocabularly, expressions like "commie, pinko bedwetter" and "long haired, hippy-type, pinko fag" were commonplace in many 70s era shows such as "All in the Family", "The Waltons", and "Captain Kangaroo".
==Use today==
These days, "pinko" means "centrist", and "centerist" means "far-left fascist lunatic". The vast majority of pinkos residing in North America reside in San Francisco, Boulder, and Austin.
==External links== 
*pinkomenace.com - watching the Pinko Commie Menace since 2009
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Category:Pink
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Pirate

Pirate can refer to: 
*Piracy, the act of... well, piracy but you don't have to be at sea.
*Ninja Pirates. Pretty self-explanatory, but go ahead and figure it out.
*Pirate Ninjas or Pinjas. Hybrids, but not like cars or boats or anything. We're sure you have more important things to look up, like Johnny Depp... or maybe hobbit sex.
*Vaseline pirates
*Pirates and Global Warming
Pissing outside

Pissing Outside also known as weed killer and an act against God is the act of pissing out in public near the local nursing home, side of the road, or in a cornfield in the middle of Iowa, instead of in the privacy of your own bathroom. Pissing outside is generally responded to with motivational speeches such as "What the fuck are you doing in my lawn?" "Get out of here you nasty hobo, if I ever see you again, I will blow your fucking brains out, I swear!" and "you could've done this anywhere else for all I care, but on my leg? Why? Just why??" While pissing outside is generally seen as disgusting, foul, and will guarantee you disappointing everyone in your vicinity, pissing outside can also be very crucial in your miserable life, don't lie to me saying that right now you aren't eating Cheetos, getting your hands all orange with that horrid sticky Cheeto dust you foul beast of a so called "Human”. Anyways, pissing outside can be extremely important in our daily lives, such as when you drink too much of that water that's all warm because it's been sitting in the car for like 2 days and you really need to take a piss, you can just pull over, whip out the willy, and enjoy your piss while looking around nervously hoping that nobody just so happened to walk by as you were attending to your business.
== History ==
Although Pissing Outside has been practiced by many indigenous cultures for years, it was invented in Western contexts in 1769. Benjamin Franklin and George Washington hit a Bomb-ass joint behind the Boston townhouse, and were about to piss their hats. So, they decided to pull out their Revolutionary Long rifles and piss on some grass. Franklin told this anecdote to most people he met afterwards, mainly women, thus spreading the news of pissing outside.
==Pissing In Other Contexts==
During David Attenborough's expedition into the Democratic Republic of the Congo, he was noted saying, while passing by a local Congolese village, “I just don't understand why these people are casually spanking their snakes out in public whilst pissing at the same time. I thought Africa was evolving, man. Clearly my homeboy from Kinshasa fucked me by having my eyes witness these awful acts of nature." It was later reported by a member of his expedition crew that he never wanted to step foot in that "godforsaken country" ever again. However, he was given an offer from the Emperor of The United States, stating that he would be granted immortality if he went back to said “godforsaken country", an offer he could not decline as he was old as fuck and could die any day now.
category:Bodily functions
Pixellated Brain Disease

Pixellated Brain Disease (PBrD) is a rather unfortunate condition affecting many members of the general public. Similarly to its bigger, more blocky brother, Pixellated Face Disease (PFD), it results in the individual's brain being reduced to nothing but a series of coloured (or, in John Major's case, many tones of grey) squares resembling deceased pixels. It can render the individual incapable of thought, unable to bite fingernails or to eat with a spoon without poking their eyes out.
Unlike PFD, it often cannot be detected via camera. However it is still easy to detect as the afflicted person becomes zombie-like in their actions and a strange grey substance begins to ooze from their ears.
Once the whole of the brain leaves the skull, the full effect of the condition is complete and the sufferer is left with a vacant space between their ears. This does, however, have its benefits: one can lose up to a stone in brain weight and it can keep the kids entertained for hours on end. Or, until they start asking questions, at which point it's best to scamper before they become violent and start kicking you in the shin like every children's entertainer.
==Variants==
In exceptional cases, sufferers may develop further pixellation affecting other parts of the body. Pixellated ass is particularly painful, resulting in unpleasant trips to the bathroom, as one can imagine though might rather not. Pixellated mouth disease can make it hard to eat, brush your teeth or appear on television. Witnesses report that the infected individual looks like they are attempting to devour a Rubik's Cube.
Pixellated Body Disease (PBoD) often follows, where the person will actually resemble a giant Rubik's Cube with head and limbs. For the afflicted, it is wise to stay away from retro toy conventions or they may be twisted beyond recognition, literally not knowing their arse from their elbow.
==Causes==
PBrD can be contracted via overexposure to Lego bricks, children's building blocks and 80's video games. Like Video Game Addiction, it can have disturbing side-effects ranging from playing imaginary joysticks and poking thin air to roasting a Mario Kart cartridge for lunch.
The disease can also be spread like a virus. For this reason, it would be wise to steer clear of people resembling huge dice walking the street. And whatever you do, don't accept their offer of a game of Snakes and Ladders.
==See also==
* Pixellated Face Disease
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Pixy stix

Kids pixy stix are bad. They mess you up worse than even kittens. Huffing kittens is like training for Pixy snorting. The magic dust will leave you in such a daze, you will begin to see Snowmen, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer [sometimes with a broken leg], and Curious George walking around town. He may ask you for a high five. That is only the first step.
== Levels of Magic ==
The first level of Pixy Stix snorting are as follow.
Level One-Slurring of speech after 1-3 Stix, depending on tolerance.
Level Two-Hallucinations of Christmas and Literary related characters.
Level Three-Extreme increase in energy/adrenalin.
Level Four-You have nearly reached total effed-upness. The fourth effect of snorting is...small Jewish kids will jump up and down in circles around you!
Level Five:THE FINAL-So far, no one has ever reached this level of Magic. It is suggested that only veteran Pixy snorters even attempt this. Make sure you have sufficient time, Rockstar Energy, and creepy back alleys to do this in.
Sports bloopers help too.
== Flavors ==
Most commonly used:
Red-Makes you feel warm and happy.
Blue-Extremely ticklish on the nasal cavity.
Orange-It BURNS! Oh GOD ITS BURNS SO BAD!
Purple-Well, that's just silly!
*Note- Contrary to popular belief, all of the different Pixy Stix flavors are indeed the same flavor, the different tastes are a side effect induced by the bright colors and black magic.
== Ingestabilities ==
Snort-Either do a line with a straw up nose or mouth. Beginners are advised to use oral ingestion. Vets can try nasal if they like. Sometimes, the extremely experienced may try multiple "Pixy Piles." This is when you pour multiple Stix into your hand, and snort them right up your nose, no straw at all! For a Pixy Pile, sometimes try mixing flavors-who knows the outcome!
Smoke-This one is simple. Take an unopened stix, burn the end, and breath lightly in and out. Sometimes you must dap the lit end on tongue, which will give an immediate high. It also clears the air passage, but you may have to relight the Pixy Stix.
Swallow-Well, eat it like its supposed to be eaten, you pussy!
== ONE IS ADVISED TO USE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN SNORTING PIXY STIX, BE GRADUAL! ==
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