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Blue's Clues Periwinkle Misses His Friend Tape

Hello, my name is Garrett and I'm not gonna beat around the bush, here's my story. I'm in high school and when I get out of school I walk home, it's not that far away. Yesterday I found a VHS tape when I was walking home from school, the label was just white with the letter p on it. I decided to take it home as I didn't really have anything to do on the weekend. I put the tape into the VCR as I waited for some gruesome snuff movie is shown on the screen, I was pleasantly delighted as the screen showed the Blue's Clues intro. I obviously haven't watched Blue's Clues in a long time, so I decided to watch the entire tape for old times sake. It was also one of my favorite episodes of the show, the episode where the light blue cat named Periwinkle missed his friend and kept reminiscing about his old life in the city. Something I noticed is that whenever Periwinkle was on screen the picture quality got ever so slightly worse, otherwise the episode was fine. then the horror started. Static faded onto the screen as Periwinkle put his note into Mailbox, after a while the picture started to clear up showing a completely new scene of presumably Periwinkle's homestill in the art style of the showright outside of a door of his owner's bedroom. Right after the scene was clearly visible the door furiously rattled like like someone was trying to get out, a few seconds later the rattling stopped and seconds later than that screaming was heard. After what felt like ages, the screaming stopped. Seconds later a body was thrown at the door with a hard thump, through the gap of the door at the bottom it showed Periwinkle dropping to the floor, with his rear end both covered in and oozing a red-white goo as he started to sob softly. The rest of the tape showed a black screen with white text saying "not everything is as it seems." I just sat there like an idiot trying to figure out what I just witnessed as I took out the tape from the player, putting it back in it's case. I quickly grabbed some painters tape as I put it over the cover. I then grabbed a sharpie as I wrote "DO NOT PLAY" on the tape. I than threw the case deep into my closet. If you find this tape anywhereeBay, thrift stores, even on the streetreport it to the authorities immediately.
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Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Blue Collar Men

"Once upon a time, there once was a man and a woman"
"The man and a woman were best friends"
"They spent every single time together"
"One day, logic stopped working for everyone"
"The man started puking rainbows, and the woman forcibly grabbed the mans hand and they rode a rainbow that the man was already puking"
"Out of nowhere, in the background, Oingo Boingo's 'Wild Sex (In the Working Class' starts playing"
"They land on a cloud, where there was tons and tons of ice cream trucks" 
"And blue collar men, shirtless, worked. Out of nowhere, they started doing the YMCA dance"
"Then they started having sex, since 'Wild Sex' was playing"
"Awkward, the man and the woman went to one of the gagillion ice cream trucks that were there"
"Even though it was an ice cream truck, they still can't get away from the Blue Collar men"
"Because they also worked the ice cream trucks"
"Blue ice collars, if you will"
"Then, they left the area"
"Out of no where, the yellow brick road appeared"
"And Elton John started singing 'Candle in the Wind' and 'Saturday's Alright (For Fighting)"
"Larry the Cable guy came and said 'GET ER DONE'"
"John Travolta, 9/11 style, came from the skies in his airplanes, and kicked Larry The Cable Guy in the shins for stealing his lines from Carrie"
"Then everyone died"
The End
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Blue Ghost Minecraft

The Blue Ghost, It's actually light_blue_wool is a friendly block that haunts people...
I was operator in a server called ImineKraft, until a builder noticed that he was been followed by a light blue block the block could talk and asked to make a house it suddenly summoned the builder undreground and he started to make a room and a bed. The builder was a nice guy and started building the house the block was asking for...
After the builder made the house the block sayed thx. And made the builder AdvancedBuilder! He then asked his friends to take a look at this mysterious block, even before they could enter all his friends where summond by the block.
I was one of them the "Blue Ghost" was sitting in his bed. Until one of the guys tried to break the block the only thing that happened was "He died due to a lack of brain" breaking it makes it angry. After a while we started some test, placed blocks around it "he" broke them all. Until one placed a gold block, it was gone.
After some days we break the gold block but nothing happened. The next day the block was back we keep testing and we found out it liked obsidian. As far as I know obsidian is used to enter Nether so maybe it's a demonic block?
The block stayed and only talked to the builder,I and his friends but suddenly a guest started to break the block over and over again! the block sayed that bad things happens when they make him angry! the whole map flooded with magma, everybody died and one by one they dissconnect...
I wanted to rejoin but the server was gone. So I entered another server from the same owner as the "Blue Ghost Server" It wasn't that busy there I only saw the guest that kept breaking the blue block, on the screen the text "He was hit by flowing magma and melted" or "He burnt to a crisp". I tried to talk to him but he didn't answer, then he dissconnect from the server.
The "Blue Ghost" server was back and everything was OK until the builder, the first one that saw the ghost. He sayed that the guest that made the block angry, the same day was taken to a hospital because his whole body was burnt.
Since then I made all my buildings with a piece of gold...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:Beings
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Old Shit
Blue KFC

Supposedly there is a reported one minute to three minute long iPhone video recording of parallel universe that was uploaded on YouTube in 2016 but then was quickly pulled with all references of it being scrubbed from internet making it almost impossible to find, though copies of it are said to still exist (one copy is said to be still circulating among a popular criminal message board on Dark Web.
According to those who have seen it says it shows an average U.S street only with a number of noticeable differences to ours, the biggest being a KFC painted white but with blue stripes and giant blue bucket out the front with Kentucky Fried Chicken written on it with words 'Home of the bluegrass chicken" underneath it.
Those who have seen it claim to be completely freaked out by it so for the love of god DO NOT RESEARCH IT
Because supposedly those who did would later get a disturbing letter from KFC them selves stating that there cluckin' delighted you're keen to join our flock, however at this moment in time your skills aren't the secret recipe the Colonel is looking for. Because of this there is little to no evidence of BLUE KFC existing which is why it's existence is unconfirmed. However there is a whole subreddit dedicated to finding the mysterious footage due to the fact that their chicken ruck bucket will cost you about 30 dollars. And The breading is entirely soft and is cold in some spots, while far too hot in others. The chicken is watery and nearly nonexistent. Although It is mainly bone. The potatoes and gravy are cold, and far too sweet. Meanwhile their soft drinks are practically flat, and will give you ebola.
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Blue Ocean

I used to work for a film company. They usually produced low budget, home movies. Nothing too special. However one day, I happened to be looking through some old tapes we had of old TV shows, and I came across something rather bizarre. It was a VHS tape called 'Blue Ocean'. This struck me as strange, because all the years I worked at that film company, I do not remember use making a TV show called Blue Ocean. I took the VHS and went to the managers office. I knocked on the door, and he told me to enter. The managers name was Bill Herten. "Excuse me sir, I was just wondering about this old VHS tape I found. I-". But before I could finish my sentence, Bill cut me off and swiped the tape out of my hand. "Where the hell did you find this?" Bill asked me angrily. "I-I was just looking through some old TV shows in a cabinet, that was all". Bill seems like he was trying to hide something. (Mind you, it wouldn't be the first time). I asked him what it was. He replied. "I didn't want any of my employees to know about this." He said. "It should have been destroyed. Alright, here goes. 15 years ago in March 1998, this company issued a release date for a new television show. It was to be broadcast the following month, it was called... Blue Ocean, a sitcom about a group of people stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean. The show was about there lives and what happened to them." Bill explained. "But then, things got bad." I was left hanging, what other things could he tell me. I tried asking but he said nothing. Bill took the tape and placed it under his desk. I left the office, and went home. 
I was so intrigued at this, I wanted that tape. So I decided to sneak into the office, and grab it. When I got back home with the tape, I put it into my video player and watched. There was no menu, it just began. It started with a boat in the middle of the ocean, inside were three people; just talking. They stopped, and turned at the camera, the screen went blood red. The next thing I saw was so shocking I couldn't bare to watch any longer. Blood, drowning's, screaming's... it was pure horror. Why would the company make something like this, then keep it hidden for years? I threw the tape on the floor, and went to bed. 
The next morning, I woke up to find the tape was missing. I searched everywhere for the tape, but no luck. Either way, I didn't care. I went into work that day and asked the manager if he had the tape, he didn't. "Where is it?" I didn't know what to say. I couldn't say I stole it. "I took it, sir. It disappeared from my house." Bill stared at me for a few seconds, then began talking. "Well, at least its gone now." He said. After leaving work that day, I realised that it was better the tape was gone. Where could it be though? Who knows, maybe even YOU could find it. All you need to do... is look.
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Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Blue Shell Rant

The MK8 blue shell just kinds of rolls into your field of view, does a couple spins around your head as if it were to say "alright, I'm here now, let's get this over with", then just kind of plops down on you. You spin out, say "damn, blue shell" and continue your race.
The MKWii blue shell? That is not a shell, that is a winged psychopath wanted for war crimes in 27 different countries. The second you throw it it fires directly ahead, and you can only imagine what will happen seven spots ahead while clenching your teeth together. When you hear the shrill rapid beeping, you get scared—when it slows down and swells as it looms above you, ready to prey on your soul, you feel nothing but pure terror. Your grip on the Acceleration button loosens and you begin to close your eyes because you are fully aware that what is about to happen is inevitable. A cannon will not save you, it will merely buy you some time, maybe enough to call your loved ones.
And the way it drops down? Scratch that, POUNCES ON YOU? The motion it does when chasing you is a rhythmic, side-to-side dance of death, as if it is already savoring your inescapable demise. As it hovers above you, the wings spread, it bends down at the apex so that the demon possessing the godforsaken thing can you look upon your despair. And in a flash, it smashes into you, eviscerating you, your items and any hope that you may win this game.
There is only one way to defeat this beast—the elusive first place mushroom, applied at the most precise of moments, may save your life. As you dart away from the impact site which just atomized second place, you can't help but rejoice at your victory. Justice, at last.
But for just how long are you going to get lucky?
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Category:Mario
Category:Rants
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Blues Clues - Banned Drug PSA

The episode started with Steve standing in front of a blue screen setup. A chair painted blue right in the middle of the shot. Steve walks over to the chair and sits on it. He glares at the screen for about 3 minutes stuttering as he was telling the kids about drugs and the horrible side effects of it. Steve looks over to his left as a loud gunshot is heard. Steve glaces at the camera then looks back to his left. He looks uncomfortable and is visibly trying to get off the chair when a man wearing a red sweater and black pants and a black mask walks up to him holding a gun. He yells at Steve to stay on the chair or else he'd be shot right then and there. Steve looks like he is about to cry and he looks back to the camera and stares. Tears slowly falling down his face as he continues to lecture kids and teens on why drugs are terrible and to never try them. "They are likely to put you in my shoes. I'm being held by gunpoint by these guys who I failed to pay back 2 weeks ago and now they are making me do this. Don't do drugs everyone. It is not worth risking your own life for." Steve looks pass the camera and a man says "Okay" and the video cuts off.
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Category:SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Bluey episode ???

Me and my sister were watching my sisters favrourte show bluey at about 10:05pm and the episode had just started. when the episode started the intro sounded weird and when they say bandits name he was sreaming and crying for 9 seconds and after those 9 seconds the screen was black and my sister got scared the screen was black for 9 seconds then the TV almost fell and then the episode started with bingo in her bed she look really scared and then it cut to bandit and chills bedroom and it zoomed in to under the bed were there was 2 red eyes under the bed and there was also a puddle of blood under the bed and then it zoomed out and it was reveal that there was a man and he had a knife in his head then someone was tapping on the frist floor window then the power went out and me and my sister were all scared then we herd some glass breaking then after 52 seconds the power came back and the tv was broken on the ground then me and my sister ran upstairs but the door woud not open but then my parents wake up and open the door and then we ran in to are beds and sleepe
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pointless Violence
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Category:Lost Episodes
Blur

I seen him once. Have you too?
It starts when you see an insect or a head somewhere. But when you look at it, it's gone and all you see is a gray blur. Others have seen it... I'm not crazy, why am I here?
Why? Can you tell me? WHY?
TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME..
HE IS EVERYWHERE. OTHERS SEEN HIM, WHY AM I HERE.
FOR GODS SAKE LET ME OUT!
I AM NOT CRAZY.
HE KILLED HIM, NOT ME! BOX BOX BOX.
HE CAME FROM THE BOX. HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM. I DID NOT KILL ANYONE, HE DID. I SAW THE NEWS. THE BOX BELONGS TO HIM... HES SMILING AT. ME... GRINNING AT MY EYES. HE IS THE KILLER.
LET ME OUT OF DEVA! LET ME OUT OF DEVA! I DONT BELONG IN THIS ASYLUM! I DO NOT BELONG IN DEVA GODDAMNIT!
NO, NO, NO! HE IS (Ending is unreadable due to blood) (end seems to have a piece of cardboard in it)
(last entry in patient's notebook)
Official police report
Patient 83739's cause of death seems to be lethal stab wounds.
The most probable conclusion is suicide since patient was holding the knife on his dominant left hand, and there are no visible signs of struggle.
Possible cause of suicide was deep paranoia, relevant to the "boy in the box mystery" towards which he claims the 'boy' is seeking vengeance by causing deep fear and thereby causing suicide.
He claims in his notebook that it exists on the edge of sight, and when he looks at it, it turns into a gray blur. After a few weeks of this he starts to see the 'boy's' face which causes his fear. Several suicides have been linked to this story.
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Category:Suicide
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Category:Shortpasta
Bob's Burgers: Human Flesh Deleted Script Idea

Have you ever noticed the puppet like apperance to the characters? Every character looks like this. the truth was going to be revealed in the episode,"Human Flesh". A CD, containing the full episode plus the missing scene, found under a dumpster outside a Burger King in Wyoming. The episode ran completely normal, until the credits rolled by.
In the middle of the credits, there was a short scene involving a blood-red blank puppet, and a real-looking human, CGI maybe. The scene takes place in a cellur under Bob's house/reseraunt. The puppet says"Now, i dont enjoy the blank canvas that iam. I think that that can and will change. From now on, i will be you, and you will be that." the puppet points to a pile of intestines on the floor.
Then comes the good part. The puppet cuts the human open in the back with a machette. He rips out the organs and bones, a few by a few. Once the human's dead, thepuppet places the skin on his body. The new Bob sews the backing so that the skin stays on. He uses the organs to create a fast food place, so he can get better weapons, to make more human puppets. Then the credits continue afterwards.
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Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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Bob Drowned

It was a night like any other in our household. Me, Relaxing on the couch, with my son, Skel, who was curled up watching his favourite show 'Bob the Builder', Created by some guy called XxX_UrNanxDDD_XxX. I didn't mind watching the show, for some reason, I really enjoyed it. It was a blend of education and humour. Now, on this night, I had let Skel stay up later as a treat for him, as he was being very good. What happened in the next few hours was the worst experience that has ever happened to me. We sat down with our treats, popcorn and such, as the first episode started. But this... It seemed different. One of the characters, Dizzy the cement mixer, seemed to be instead of mixing cement, mixing a thick red liquid that looked a little like blood. A bit odd, but fine nonetheless. The episode started and we saw Bob just standing outside what was like a house. It was 10 minutes of him standing there and the music getting louder. All I could decipher from this music was the words, Spooky Scary Skeletons. It ended abruptly. The next episode started up as soon as the last had finished and the title card flashed 'Bob Drowned'. What the hell? The first shot was Bob with a close up to the camera. His eyes were bleeding hyper realistic blood and he had human eyes! My son Skel had began crying hyper realistic tears at this point. I asked him if he was alright and all he said was 'Bob Drowned'. What the fuck was going on?!!? Skel suddenly shed his skin and showed his skeleton to me! This was not my son! It all made sense! My son's full name is Skel E Ton. I looked back to the screen to see Bob in water submerged to his neck in Hyper Realistic blood!! Suddenly he jumped at the camera and came out of my tv! I rushed to turn it off and turn on my call of duty game that I had been playing. Instead Bob came running at me! I used all the skills montage parodies had taught me, I threw doritos and mountain dew at Bob and it seemed to be working! He was drowning in mountain dew! when suddenly I remembered.
The episode was entitled Bob Drowned. I can't remember much else, by this point as I was being raped by multiple skeletons and spaghetti was flowing out of my anus. I passed out and the last words i heard were.
You've met with a gr8 f8 m8, haven't you?
Haven't you?
Category:Satire
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Trollpasta
Bob Ross

Before Bob Ross had a career television show, he shot his own home videos from his basement. This was even before he was in the Air Force. His brother, Jim Ross, recovered most of the tapes from Bob's ex-wife's home in 1995 before the fire that burned it down. There was one particular home video that disturbed him greatly, which he describes in the following text.
Most of Bob's tapes were almost generally the same as The Joy of Painting. They were fun to watch as this was an earlier version of his work and he had more of a cartoonish style back then.
I remember the last tape I watched. The video was labeled 'Joy of Painting' so I assumed that's where the title for his show came from. The tape started the same, typical way you'd see on the real show. He was smiling in his basement with a blank canvas and a cart of paints, ready to spill his imagination and make it come to life.
I noticed most of the paints on his palette were of dark reds and blacks; there were no blues, yellows, or any 'happy' colors.
Bob started out by saying, "Today is a surprise! You should all follow along as you watch this video, which will make the surprise your very own!"
He didn't say much after that, just dipped a small brush into black paint and went to work. The rest of the video has no sound. You could see his mouth moving and he would pause to point out certain techniques he was doing, but you couldn't hear what he was saying.
He continued to paint this huge mass of red and black, and it looked like nothing at all. By now, the whole canvas was covered with this spew of garbage and I never recall my brother painting anything this way, ever.
Twelve more minutes into the video, I noticed he seemed very trance-like. He kept painting and painting and it never really went anywhere. Then his brush strokes would get faster and his movements and smiling were becoming more crazed.
This went on for another ten minutes until Bob just dropped everything. The paint and brushes crashed to the floor and Bob furiously punched a hole in his canvas. Bob was smiling, but then he started to scream.
I don't want to tell you what happened in the next nine minutes, but I suppose I have to anyway. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked to my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air!
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Category:Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air
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Category:Hall of Fame