Miami Dale

The Miami Dale are a Blaseball team that have played in the Internet League since an unknown point during Pre-History I. The Dale play in the Awful Good division of the Good Conference. Prior to the nullification of Blaseball by the Black Hole, the Dale played in the Wild Low division of the Wild League, beginning in , and in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League since at least . 
==Roster==
===Coronation Era===
===Expansion Era===
Select Tlopps cards can be found here.
==Former Players==
===Incinerations===
*Jenna Maldonado (, Day 22; replaced by Randy Dennis)
*Aldon Anthony (Season β2, Day 88; replaced by Murray Pony)
*Theodore Passon (, Day 6; replaced by Sixpack Santiago)
*Murray Pony (, Day 62; replaced by Cannonball Sports)
*Raúl Leal (, Day 43; replaced by Riley Firewall)
*Logan Horseman (, Day 7; replaced by Bobbin Moss)
===Feedback Swaps===
*Farrell Seagull (, Day 36; replaced by Avila Guzman)
*Francisca Sasquatch (, Day 18; replaced by Wyatt Owens)
*Hahn Fox (Season β6, Day 80; replaced by Beck Whitney)
*Avila Guzman (Season β15, Day 93; replaced by Jomgy Rolsenthal)
*Nagomi Mcdaniel (, Day 52; replaced by Summers Preston)
*Riley Firewall (, Day 6; replaced by Howell Rocha)
*Stout Schmitt (, Day 13; replaced by Isaac Johnson)
===Blessings and Trades===
*Peanut Bong (Season β9, Day X); stolen by THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS; no replacement
*Logan Horseman (); exchanged by the Baltimore Crabs; replaced by Baldwin Breadwinner
*Baldwin Breadwinner (); exchanged by the Miami Dale; replaced by Logan Horseman
*Beck Whitney (Season β14 elections); revoked by the Miami Dale; no replacement
*Cannonball Sports (); exchanged by the Miami Dale; replaced by Parker Meng
*Parker Meng (Season β15 elections); recruited by the Baltimore Crabs; no replacement
*Randy Dennis (); exchanged by the Miami Dale; replaced by Richmond Harrison
*Sosa Hayes (); recruited by the Atlantis Georgias; no replacement
*Serge Shortvat (Season β22 elections); recruited by the Seattle Garages; no replacement
*Math Velazquez (); recruited by the LA Unlimited Tacos; no replacement
===Echoed into Static===
*Wyatt Mason V (, Day 78)
===Redacted===
*Chorby Soul II (, Day 90)
===Faded to Dust===
*Liquid Friend XIII ()
*Uncle Plasma XIII (Season β22)
===Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists===
*Atma Blueberry (, Day 4, stolen by REDACTED )
*Bobbin Moss (Season β23, Day 35, stolen by The Meadow )
==Season Results==
===Current===
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason
1 	42 	42-48 	Lost the Quarter Finals to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams 0 -3
2 	48 	48-42 	N/A
===Beta===
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason
1 	51 	51-48 	N/A
2 	45 	45-54 	N/A
3 	40 	40-59 	N/A
4 	47 	47-52 	N/A
5 	39 	39-60 	N/A
6 	37 	37-62 	N/A
7 	46 	46-53 	N/A
8 	43 	43-56 	N/A
9 	45 	45-54 	N/A
10 	44 	44-55 	N/A
11 	48 	49-50 	N/A
12 	48 	48-51 	N/A
13 	55 	55-44 	N/A
14 	46 	46-53 	N/A
15 	57 	56-43 	Lost the Division Series to the Hades Tigers 1-3
16 	38 	38-61 	N/A
17 	58 	57-42 	Lost the Championship Series to the LA Unlimited Tacos 0-3
18 	61 	60-39 	Lost the Division Series to the Hades Tigers 1-3
19 	-51 	51-48 	N/A
20 	52 	49-50 	Lost the Overbracket Division Series to the Houston Spies 1-3
21 	55 	46-53 	Lost the Underbracket Wild Card Games to the Hellmouth Sunbeams 1-2
22 	52 	37-62 	Won the Underbacket Internet Series against the New York Millennials 3-2
23 	72 	59-40 	Lost the Overbracket Division Series to the Hellmouth Sunbeams 12-3
24 	0 	0-0 	N/A
==Notable Events==
===Season 1===
Season 1, Day 90 of the season saw the Miami Dale, Baltimore Crabs, and Philly Pies in a close three-way race for the Good Conference's fourth seeded spot. The Dale defeated the Hades Tigers in their last game of the season and were able to advance to the postseason. However, they were knocked out of the Quarter Finals by the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams after suffering three straight losses.
During the Season 1 elections, the Dale won the NEW Randomize Players blessing, which called in alternates for the five worst players on the team's roster. Una Manhattan, Edric Tosser, and Serge Shortvat all gained the Alternate modification; Eddie Mulberry gained the Alternate modification twice as the first and last player to be alternated. The alternates represented an apparent overall stat increase for the four affected players. Only Tosser and Shortvat suffered any decrease to relevant stats with both falling from Vibes.
=== Season 2 ===
The Dale entered Party Time on Season 2, Day 90 after falling one win behind the San Francisco Lovers. The Dale were only targeted by this season's new Solar Eclipses twice this season: on Day 61 Tahini Poinsettia avoided gaining the Knighted modification by parrying an umpire's swear and on Day 77 a Mage Umpire ruled in Edric Tosser's favor, boosting their stats.
The Dale did not win any blessings in this season's elections.
===Season β1===
There is nothing notable about the Miami Dale's first season.
===Season β2===
The Dale suffered multiple player incinerations during Season β2, losing Jenna Maldonado and Aldon Anthony. As the team with the 5th worst record, they missed the cutoff for receiving the blessing by exactly 1 win.
===Season β3===
Hitter Theodore Passon was incinerated early in the season. The team was hit hard by the Peanut Plague, with hitters Raúl Leal, Randy Dennis, and rookie Sixpack Santiago all suffering allergic reactions and taking a hit to their stats. 
The Dale were subjected to the blessing during the Season β3 Offseason. Won by the Houston Spies, the blessing was intended to impair the Spies' divisional rivals' baserunning by 10%, but instead backfired and boosted it. 
===Season β4===
This was the Dale's strongest season since Season β1, despite the loss of reliable hitter Farrell Seagull to the Seattle Garages a third of the way in.
In the , the Dale won the Evil Wind Sprints blessing with 0% of the vote, improving the team's baserunning by 15%. The Alternate Reality decree swapped Jasmine Washington and Rivers Clembons with alternate universe versions of themselves, both of whom had lower stats. Finally, the Dale were hit with Questioning Their Every Decision, which impaired the team's minimum vibes by 7%.
===Season β5===
Unfortunately, the Dale's improved baserunning was overshadowed by their impaired vibes, the lower stats of both of their Alternates, and feedback-related roster shakeups. The Dale ended the season with 8 fewer wins than in Season β4.
On , Day 74, the Dale were hit with reverb that shuffled several players. This resulted in Sixpack Santiago becoming a pitcher and Don Elliott becoming a batter. This had a negative impact on performance, as Don Elliott had been a solidly reliable pitcher and subsequently struggled in the lineup. Raúl Leal and Murray Pony also switched places in the batting order. 
In the , the High Filter decree moved the Dale to the Wild Low division of the newly created Wild League.
===Season β6===
On , Day 18, the Dale were hit with Feedback that swapped pitcher Francisca Sasquatch with former Unlimited Tacos player Wyatt Owens. The Dale were hit with reverb twice during Season β6: on day 34, affecting their rotation, and on day 95, affecting their lineup. Both were considered a net positive, as they placed the team's worst pitcher and worst hitter at the end of the rotation and lineup, respectively. On Day 80, the Dale were hit with feedback that swapped Hahn Fox with Boston Flowers batter Beck Whitney. As the best hitter on the team (and, as demonstrated by being the target of the Vulture blessing, in the division), Fox's loss was felt deeply by the team. 
In the , the Dale received a unique status which deemed them The Life of the Party and provided them with a 10% bonus on improvements due to the passed Enhanced Party Time decree. The Dale also benefited from the Boston Flowers receiving the Sharing Signs blessing, which improved their hitting by 10% and impaired their pitching by -5%, along with all of Wild Low. This was balanced by the Hellmouth Sunbeams winning the Move the Mounds Closer decree, which improved all of the Wild Low, including the Dale's, pitching by 10% and impaired their hitting by -5%. Together, these division-wide blessings resulted in a 5% increase to the entire team's hitting and pitching.
===Season β7===
The stat improvements showed in the Dale's record, as they won 9 more games than in Season β6 and ended a three-season downward win trend. The team also benefited from , with Jasmine Washington, Avila Guzman, Randy Dennis, Cannonball Sports, and Sixpack Santiago all receiving stat boosts from partying.
In the , the Dale won the Closed Circuit blessing with 3% of the vote, which changed each Dale player's blood type to electric and gave the team the Electric modification. The Dale also won The Iffey Jr. blessing with 2% of the vote, and batter Raúl Leal was minimized but given the Fire Protector modification, making every Dale player Fireproof.
===Season β8===
While not a strong season for the Dale record-wise, the team did see some benefit from their Electric status and, near the end of the season, from the Iffey Jr. On Day 94, a rogue umpire attempted to incinerate Beck Whitney. Due to the Iffey Jr. and Raúl Leal's Fire Protector modification, Whitney was Fireproof, and the umpire was incinerated instead in the first known event of an umpire death. Whitney received an additional half star in all stats after reflecting the umpire's incineration attempt.
The Dale did not win any Blessings in the .
===Season β9===
Despite a sub-.500 record throughout much of the season, the Dale remained in playoff contention through Day 97. 
The Dale won the New Kid blessing during the , and a rogue umpire tried to incinerate their least Idolized player, Don Elliott. However, they were protected by Raúl Leal and the Iffey Jr..
The Dale were subjected to the Fifth Base, but protected by the Wild Low Shame Bubble. The Dale also benefitted from the Hellmouth Sunbeams winning the Mutually Arising blessing, which improved the overall rating of each team in the Wild Low division by 2%.
===Season β10===
During the , all of Wild Low had their hitting rating improved by 10% and their pitching rating impaired by -5% as a result of the Unlimited Tacos winning the Sharing Signs blessing. Wild Low also gained the Walk in the Park modification after the Hellmouth Sunbeams won Divisional Walk in the Park. The conclusion of where THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS were defeated brought Francisca Sasquatch back to the team as a batter. Peanut Bong fell to the Tacos as a pitcher.
===Season β11===
In the , the Dale were assigned the Arcana XVII The Star.
===Season β12===
In the , the Dale received the Trust and Infuse wills, boosting Logan Horseman's stars and giving Randy Dennis the Flippers modification.
===Season β13===
Season β13 was the Dale's most successful season in ILB history up to that point. The team finished in the top 50% of the league with a positive record of 55-44.
In the , the Dale received the Foreshadow and Infuse wills, resulting in Liam Snail emerging from the Shadows and Wyatt Owens returning in their place as well as a boost in Rivers Clembons' stars.
The Dale were targeted by the Baltimore Crabs' Exchange will, which sent Logan Horseman to the Crabs and sent back Baldwin Breadwinner.
In the , the Dale benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings: Pitching Flotation Bubble, Hitting Flotation Bubble, Defense Flotation Bubble, and Baserunning Flotation Bubble. These blessings boosted all Wild Low players' four primary stats by 4% each.
===Season β14===
During the , the Dale sent Baldwin Breadwinner to the Baltimore Crabs, receiving Logan Horseman in exchange, as a result of the will. Additionally, Beck Whitney was removed from the Dale's roster as a result of the will.
===Season β15===
After a recordmaking season, the Dale finished second in the Wild Low Division and third in the entire Wild League. They qualified for the playoffs for the first time in franchise history. Their milestone success was celebrated throughout the ILB, including with a supportive message from The Ticker. After a bye in the wildcard round, they lost to the Hades Tigers in the Division Series, three games to one.
During the , the Dale received the will, increasing Sixpack Santiago's pitching at the cost of their batting, and the will, trading Cannonball Sports to the San Francisco Lovers for Parker Meng. However, Meng was then stolen by the Baltimore Crabs via the blessing. The Dale also won the blessing, increasing Sixpack Santiago's Overpowerment.
===Season β16===
Following their landmark success in , the Dale had what was widely described as a "rebuilding year." They finished at the bottom of the Wild League with a record of 38-61. This granted them a third .
During the , the Dale received the will, which moved Rivers Clembons to the lineup, and the will, choosing to bring Nagomi McDaniel forth from the Shadows and have Don Elliott enter them. The Dale also received the will, which infused Logan Horseman's batting and outfused their defense.
===Season β17===
This season saw another surge in success for the Dale, who finished the season second in both the Wild Low Division and the Wild League with a record number of both Wins and Non-Losses. Qualifying for the playoffs at their highest seed historically, they swept the Houston Spies in the Division Series despite suffering a complete roster shuffle due to Reverb on Day 103, which swapped star pitcher Qais Dogwalker into the lineup and moved Rivers Clembons back to the rotation. They were defeated by eventual ILB Champions the LA Unlimited Tacos in the Wild League Championship Series.
During the , the Dale received the will, choosing to bring Stout Schmitt forth from the Shadows and have Jasmine Washington enter them, and the will, which moved Riley Firewall to the Rotation.
===Season β18===
The Dale set more records in both Wins (61) and Unlosses (60), finishing the regular season second in the Wild Low Division and third in the ILB. After qualifying for the as the second seed in the Wild League, they lost to the Hades Tigers in the Division Series, three games to one.
During the , the Dale received the will, choosing to send Randy Dennis to the Canada Moist Talkers for Richmond Harrison, and the will, which moved Rivers Clembons back to the lineup.
==Team Overview==
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Miami Dale/History and Miami Dale/Team Culture. 
The Miami Dale are a blaseball team based in Miami, Florida. They compete in Internet League Blaseball (ILB) as a member of the Wild Low division. They are known for their party culture and expressing that they play "for the love of the game" whenever someone brings up their performance or record. 
The Dale play their home games at Worldwide Field. This stadium is noted for its party-like atmosphere, with prominent DJs and rappers providing live entertainment, and the abundance of mirrored surfaces in its toilets. Worldwide Field is built directly on top of the Miami Beach convention center as part of a plan to elevate the entire city of Miami Beach in preparation for its future as a Venice-like flooded city. The stadium was a big hit, moving the Dale's center of operations closer to its fanbase than its previous stadium in the former Toys "R" Us on US-1 across from Dadeland North Station. Worldwide Field is the site of the PyroDome, a prototype roof that can be safely and repeatedly set on fire (typically when song lyrics call for it). 
The Dale share housing on a yacht named La Fiesta which they use to bring the party anywhere they go. In an effort to remain environmentally conscious, the yacht is fully operated through a combination of solar, hydrogen, and hype energy and is propelled forward through the use of the most sophisticated bass boosted speakers on the planet.
===Ownership===
The Dale are a registered not-for-profit, tax-exempt organization jointly owned by their fans and the greater Miami community. Rather than being the property of an individual or corporate entity, they are instead owned jointly by their ███████████ shareholders. Shares may be purchased via any currency, through bartering, or by saying ¡Dale! No individual consciousness may own more than 4.20% of the total shares. All shareholders receive are voting rights for what pizza we order at 2 a.m., an invitation to the annual Board of Governors Party, and an opportunity to purchase exclusive shareholder-only merchandise such as limited edition koozies designed by former Artist in Residence Farrell Seagull. 
===Sponsorship===
The unofficial partner of the Miami Dale is Kent's Video Swamp. The Dale's support is estimated to have increased Kent's Video Swamp's customer base by 700% (from one customer to eight). While they have not yet garnered the coveted Official KVS Sponsorship, multiple sources within the team report that they expect it to be made official any day now.
Main Article: List of Organizations Affiliated with the Miami Dale
==Staff==
===Current Staff===
*Manager: The manager of the Dale is Mr. Wide, although he has only ever been seen in silhouette form. Mr. Wide is the creator of, and only person with full knowledge of, The Playlist, a powerful performance-enhancing music mix.
*Hitting Coach: The Dale's hitting coach is superstar Little League coach and Brooklyn Trees lineup player Danny Marinara, formerly of Jersey City. Marinara is believed to be a top-level coach; however, his talents have so far not transferred to most of the Dale lineup, possibly because of his frequent absences. Marinara says he knows the place with the best crab cakes in Miami, but has refused to go on-record with his recommendation.
*The Press, a dedicated corps of reporters, most of whom reside on the premises of Worldwide Field
===Mascots===
The mascot of the Miami Dale is Pitball, the physical embodiment of the Dale spirit of celebration and shades-wearing. Pitball is a playamancer with the power to summon a beach with the exact weather and conditions as Miami Beach anywhere in the world. They are also known for leading each game's 7th Inning Dance Off Foam Party brought to you by SparkleYum™ Edible Glitter.
===Team Pet===
Tres Leches, a 20-foot-tall, three-headed pit bull who lives under the stands, is currently the mutual pet of all members of the Dale. 
===Affiliated Leagues===
The Dale are sponsors and facilitators of the popular Miami Elder League Blaseball Association.
==Fan Culture==
For a more in-depth look at Dale fan culture, see Miami Dale/Fan_Culture. 
Dale fans are known as la familia. Like the team's players, the fans are less concerned with the team's record than in having a great time together. All fans are shareholders of the team. Dale fans value each other and their team regardless of arbitrary definitions of "success," instead embracing each being's inherent worth. The team's chant, ¡Dale!, is used just as often to remind fellow fans of what's truly important after another season at the bottom of the Wild Low Clubhouse as it is to cheer on the players.
==Fan Works==
For more Miami Dale fan works, see Miami Dale/Fan Works. 
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