Minecraft Alpha 1.6.9

This "creepypasta" is just a joke and is not to be taken seriously. (Started by TheDurka, finished by TheDurka2, lost my account password somehow so I created a new one)
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== Introduction ==
Minecraft is a game that holds a special place in my heart, a game that I have enjoyed for many years. Of course, because of this I play the game a lot.
One day, laying on my chair like a slug, I was scrolling through Minecraft forums and chatted with many people about them. 
I found a post talking about some "secret Minecraft version" called "Minecraft Alpha 1.6.9". I thought that the person who posted it (MisterMisterF) was trolling because the version was 1.6.9 (69 haha funny). 
== The Post ==
Hey guys! I found a secret version of Minecraft on one of the Mojang Forums! A fired employee
posted it as a .jar file for everyone to download! I scanned it on an anti-virus site for malware and
it was safe. Download it if you want to! (I was lazy to check it out and because I had to do my homework..)
Here's the jar file:
(A download link to a file called "mcalpha169.jar")
Because the download link was safe (I scanned the file like the poster did), I downloaded the .jar file, put it in my Minecraft versions folder and downloaded it in the Minecraft Launcher.
The download was pretty quick, only 34.6 MB.
One thing that made me confused was the alpha version. I've never seen alpha 1.3, 4, 5 or 6. The final alpha version was 1.2.6, was this a troll version like I thought it was? Also there were many features from the latest Minecraft versions (at the time of the 1.6.9 post) like 1.4 and 5, there were anvils and ender chests, there was redstone as well. Was this version an alpha of 1.5? I had no idea.
== Alpha 1.6.9 ==
When I booted the game up, everything was normal. Same old alpha title screen, same map generation process, nothing was different from the other Minecraft alphas.
So, I got wood, made tools and then mined for some iron. While mining, I found about 42 pieces of Iron Ore. I smelted them and made myself a pickaxe, sword and an axe alongside a full set of iron armor. 
After all of that, I made a simple house with wooden walls and a floor made of cobblestone. I placed a couple of chests in the corners of my house's rooms and I put paintings on the walls.
But one painting looked strange, I thought it was a painting of a creeper in a cave, but it was actually my skin (my skin was similar to a creeper). To confirm this, I changed my skin and booted up the alpha again. The painting changed. When I tried to remove the painting from my wall, it turned into a mirror, a mirror that showed me standing in a black room. This black room looked like the void, and because of that I Iooked up to see if The End was there, it was. I wanted to see if I could actually go to The End through the painting/End mirror and I could. Then I tried teleporting to a platform with an Ender Pearl I got from an enderman. 
My pearl hit a side of the platform and I had to use a water bucket to climb up, which was hard to time. After that I climbed up to see that there wasn't a single enderman and the Ender Dragon had been already defeated somehow (I saw XP on the ground alongside an activated end portal.), the Dragon Egg wasn't on top of the portal, but on one of the obsidian pillars. I climbed up to get it, but when I tried to hit it so it can get off the pillar, for a single frame I saw it open, and then the game crashed with an error message saying: 
When the egg opened, the frame that I saw of it was purple goo coming out of it.
After the error, I was scared to turn the game on again because I thought that it could seriously damage my RAM. So I downloaded a mod for the game that applies to every version, a RAM usage limiter. 
After turning the game on again, my world got deleted? I didn't want to make a new world again, so I wanted to see if I could go to one of my friend's old servers for the alpha versions of Minecraft. It somehow still worked.
== My friend's old server and the unknown players ==
The server was called "CraftingBuddies", this server had survival and pvp. When I joined it though, there were 2 players online. I was questioning why there would be players on an old abandoned server like this. Their names were 6F6273657276657220 and 2076697369746F72 and they both had black skins (only 1 colour skins), I though that these names were some kind of codes, so I left the server and searched their names online and found that they were Hex Codes for "observer" and "visitor". I also found these Hex names on an unofficial Minecraft Forum called "Minecraft Exploits" where they would write posts talking about hacking into Mojang computers and servers. Observer was talking about hacking into them, while Visitor would steal their data. There was also a commenter by the name of "Master", Master would always be apart of these conversations and he would send .jar files of different Minecraft versions which contained many exploits (as so he said). There were about 10 .jar files when I first saw the conversations between them. These .jar files were: "mcalpha16", "mcalpha161", "mcalpha162", "mcalpha163" to "mcalpha169"(they were 1.6 alpha versions between 1.6-1.6.9).
Underneath all of these .jar files there was text saying: "Them firing me was their worst decision, I will never forgive them".
This made me realize that Master was the fired Mojang employee that MisterMisterF found online. But why would he say that it was a Mojang forum?
I joined the server again and asked them why they were here, they asked me the same thing. I told them that I wanted to see if the server still worked. After that, they left, and so did I because nothing worked except the spawn.
== A new world ==
After leaving the server, I thought of creating a new world even if I was first scared to do so. When I created it, I was in pure darkness, nothing around me. I tried moving, nothing worked. I typed in the chat: /gamemode 3 (spectator mode), then I flew out of the spawn point in which I was and saw that everything outside was a flat world. I never set it as a flat world. So, I flew to a nearby village where I only found 4 villagers. Inside of their houses there were many paintings, and The End mirror painting was in one of them. Looking into the mirror, I saw two black players standing behind me. The game crashed again.
Error: "Too much RAM usage (7892/4906 GB) Exited to avoid memory damage."
== Minecraft Forums ==
I went onto the Minecraft Forums where MisterMisterF sent Alpha 1.6.9 and asked why my game kept using so much RAM alongside (me) asking about Observer and Visitor.
One person told me: "You poor little soul, trying to bite what you can't chew. How much was Tom's Chevy, does it still have purple stains?"
This person was Master. Tom is my dad's name, and he used to drive a Chevy. After this, an error popped up on my screen saying:
"Google Chrome cannot operate without slight usage of RAM memory, please turn off applications that may use it".
I had nothing turned on except for Google. After this, my pc crashed and couldn't turn on again.
== The Sign ==
After the incident with Master, my PC was sent to get repaired. I also told my parents about Master knowing about my dad and his Chevy, but they didn't believe me.
I started playing Minecraft on my phone, I played Pocket Edition.
At first, I was playing on a world in which I had a farm that I expanded every day because I wanted to do a challenge of making the biggest farm in MCPE, because I was truly bored out of my mind. This farm was about 50x50 blocks big (width and length) and it had many mobs in it, this made my game really laggy sometimes. So, one day I opened my world and saw that all my mobs were dead. The only thing that was there was a sign saying:
"Isn't pocket edition a bit stupid compared to Java? Why get your PC fixed instead of getting a new one?"
This made my heart stop.
== The Beginning of the End ==
I kept getting notifications on my phone from someone that kept saying:
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And a different person kept sending me notifications that said:
"JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME""JOIN THE SERVER TO LIVE IF YOU BEAT ME"
This happened the same day I got my PC back. Because of these notifications, I thought that I HAD to fight against someone like Master, so I don't die in real life because they already knew who I am and where I am.
== The Fight for Life ==
So, I downloaded Alpha 1.6.9 again and joined my friends old server. I was on a mountain with Master opposite of me. In the chat he said:
"It's time for the battle of your life, Visitor is already near you. If you beat me, Observer will kill me. If I beat you, Visitor will kill you. Time to fight."
I wasn't the best at PvP, but I was better than most of my friends at it. At least we could see each others health.
We both had full diamond armor and tools that weren't enchanted, alongside a bow and 150 arrows.
I kept hearing running around my house during the fight, when I was low on health the running was closer, but when I had a good amount of health the running was further away.
I got the first hit at him, but I didn't do much damage, only 1 heart. He hit me at least 3 times, but also didn't do much damage. I defended myself by hitting him with my sword a couple of times until I did good knockback to him, then I shot him with my bow twice. This did 5 hearts of damage each time, and it helped me a lot. But somehow, Master's sword got Sharpness IV on it and then he hit me so much that I was at half a heart. Then he asked me: "Was this all worth it?" and ran towards me, but this time I did my strategy again and got him to half a heart aswell. But then, my PC started lagging and I kept getting error messages saying: ""NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO" "NO"
There was a purple substance coming out of my walls and my computer.
Master was jumping towards me, when I couldn't hit him, but he missed me. I was finally able to control my player and killed him. I heard a loud scream coming out of my speakers, like someone getting horribly murdered. The running in the background stopped, and the purple substance disappeared.
That was it, I was safe.
== Survived ==
When my parents came home, I told them all about what happened. They told the police about this.
The next day, I heard on the news that someone who lived in the same town as me got brutally murdered with a knife, the knife had purple blood on it.
== The End ==
The same day, I got sent a package by someone with the name Director, they said that I survived the most dangerous hacker in Minecraft History that stole an unreleased series of 1.6 Minecraft Alphas and much more.
In this package, there was a black egg. I tried breaking the egg to see what was in it, there was purple goo.
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