I Don't Care What You Smell

I Don't Care What You Smellis a gen Star Wars zine of fiction, art, poems, filks, and more. 
The emphasis was on humor.
While the zine had two editors, one of them wrote in the first issue's editorial: 
The zine ran for eleven issues.
 
==Issue 1==
I Don't Care What You Smell 1 was published in May 1995 and contains 242 pages.
It won the the 1996 FanQ Award for 'Best Star Wars Zine.'
* Peace, poem by Marti Schuller (1)
* cartoon by A.G. Steyn (2)
* Rancor Delivery, story by Z.P. Florian ("If you've ever wondered who delivered the Rancor of Jabba the Hutt to Tatooine, this is the story for you. Of course it was Han Solo, who else?") (3)
*. Mary Sue and the Bandit, story by Robin White (reprinted from Xenozine #1) (19)
* Corellian Bedtime Prayer by A.G. Steyn (24)
* Adventures in Babysiting, story by J.P. Treleaven (25)
* Lost Forever, poem by Sheryl Haven (30)
* Entertainment, story by Marti Schuller (includes Batman, Catwoman, and Q) (31)
* Once Upon a Forest Moon, story by A.G. Steyn (45)
* O Bothans! My Bothans!, poem by Liz S. (59)
* Reversal of Fortune, story by Mary Jo Fox (60)
* Dumb SW Joke #1 by Chandra Morgan-Henley (61)
* Cartoon by Wanda Lybarger (62)
* "Corellian Tech" Courses by Sheryl Haven (63)
* The Saga of D.S. Nine, story by Deborah Kittle (crossover with Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) (64)
* Ballad of the Bankrupt Fan, filk by Jacqueline Taero (76)
* Weight Wars, story by Cheree Cargill (77)
* This Issue's Bad Joke, poem by Jennifer Moore (82)
* Carrie, story by Amanda Palumbo (RPF) (83)
* The Art of Jedi; also at here, story by M.J. Mink ("Luke makes an infomercial to help the Alliance.") (It was a STAR aWARdS Honorable Mention for Best Short Story in 1995.) (93)
* Corellian Table Grace by A.G. Steyn (97)
* Junk Mail from the Princess, also here by Pat Nussman ("A just-for-fun letter in direct mail style." (reprinted from Landspeeder) (98)
* Art Portfolio (99)
* The Corellian Gypsy Song, filk by Maggie Nowakowska (106)
* Cartoon by Nimish Vyas (108)
* Desperation, story by Nora Meyers (109)
* Cartoon by Gerald Crotty (112)
* A.W.O.L., story by Judy Ebberley (113)
* Cartoon by Nimish Vyas (141)
* Princess Leia, Queen of Denial, filk by Deborah Kittle (142)
* I Love Luke, story by J.P. Treleaven (a fusion of Star Wars and I Love Lucy) (143)
* Master Ben, filk to the tune of "Mr. Ed", by M.J. Mink (149)
* Tied Together, story by Veronica Wilson (150)
* Prognosis, joke by Sheryl Haven (151)
* Promises, Promises, poem by Jacqueline Taero (152)
* New Game, New Luck, story by A.G. Steyn (153)
* Hidden Talents, story by Susan Zahn (169)
* Always in Motion is the Future, poem by Tammy Olsen (170)
* Cartoon, "How to Trash Your Fave Corellian," by A.G. Steyn (172)
* Wedding Day Bruise, story by Carolyn Golldege (173)
* Dumb Star Wars Joke #2 by Chandra Morgan-Henley (187)
* Cartoon by Nimish Vyas (188)
* Festa Fiasco, story by Marti Schuller (189)
* On the Beach, poem by Sheryl Haven (214)
* I Wanna Be a Jedi, filk to the tune of "I Wanna Be a Cowboy" by Toby Keith, by Deborah Kittle (215)
* Father and Son by Cheryl Kiser (216)
 
Image:idontsmell1-1.jpg|from issue #1, Z.P. Florian
Image:idontsmell1-2.jpg|from issue #1, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontsmell1-3.jpg|from issue #1, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontsmell1-4.jpg|from issue #1, poem
Image:idontsmell1-5.jpg|from issue #1, Wanda Lybarger
Image:idontsmell1-6.jpg|from issue #1, illo by A.G. Steyn
Image:idontsmell1-7.jpg|from issue #1, Amanda Palumbo (for Carrie)
Image:idontsmell1-8.jpg|from issue #1, Gerald Crotty
Image:idontsmell1-9.jpg|from issue #1, Gerald Crotty (references Fisher's drug use and her 1987 book "Postcards from the Edge")
Image:idontsmell1-10.jpg|from issue #1, Z.P. Florian for "I Love Luke" 
Image:idontsmell1-11.jpg|from issue #1, A.G. Steyn, a commentary on trashing
Image:idontsmell1-12.jpg|from issue #1, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontsmell1-13.jpg|from issue #1, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontsmell1-14.jpg|from issue #1, Sandra Swindle portrays original character, Randoch Sarlind
===Reactions and Reviews: Issue 1===
==Issue 2==
I Don't Care What You Smell 2 was published in May 1996 and is 210 pages long. 
The front cover is by Z.P. Florian	 and Nancy Stasulis	created the back cover. The interior art is by Deborah Kittle, A.G. Steyn, Nadye Whitham, Wanda Lybarger, Nicola Pearce, Nancy Stasulis, Z.P. Florian, and Amanda Palumbo.
This issue has an insert, a separate fanwork called HoloGuide. It was a parody of TV Guide. 
From the editorial: 
This issue has a flyer for a parody zine that in itself is a parody: See Nyub Nyub!.
* Odor Eaters, letters of comment	(1)
*Cartoon	by	A.G. Steyn		(5)
*Vacation	by	Deborah Kittle	(Four fans have an interesting adventure at Planet Hollywood.)	(6)
*Cartoon	by	Wanda Lybarger		(21)
* by L.D. Helmet as told to M.J. Mink (Luke's new helmet has a story to tell.) 	(22)
* Solo's Deflating Come-Uppance	by	Carolyn Golledge		(Post Star Wars: A New Hope: Han becomes the Chosen One to a tribe of women. The Rebels must win the support of a planet of Amazonian warrior women. Leia is assigned the task and she must have a sex slave accompany her or she will have no status on this woman’s world. Who will she choose? And what will Han do about it?) See "Penthesilean" in Night of the Twin Moons for an similar early Star Trek: TOS fic. (28)
*Darth of the Sith Lords	by	Deborah Kittle		(47)
*Surprise!	by	Tammy Olsen		(48)
*Jedi Academy Courses	by	Sheryl Haven		(51)
*Cartoon	by	A.G. Steyn		(53)
*Twins	by	Marti Schuller		(Luke and Leia investigating an alien temple. Something very strange occurs.) (From the zine: "As sometimes happens, two writers — each unaware of the other's creative activity — develop a similar idea at nearly the same instant. Each goes forward, writing their stories, oblivious to the parallel. Such an incident occurred with the story you have just finished reading. J.P. Treleaven's "Complications on Itrurua" published in TREMOR IN THE FORCE #7 and my "Twins" share a basic premise, though each story is certainly uniquely its author's. J. P. and I found this parallel amusing and remain confident that neither story detracts from the other. We hope you agree." Both stories were printed in I Don't Care What You Smell #9 in 1996.) (54)
*Cartoon	by	Wanda Lybarger		(81)
*Last Laugh	by	Amanda Palumbo		(82)
*Galactic Cookbook	by	Master Chef Yoda		(83)
*Cartoon	by	Amanda Palumbo		(83)
*Galatically Correct Bedtime Stories	by	Anonymous	(A special section of fairytale take-offs by Kittle, Mink, Florian, Fox, Schuller, Haven, Treleaven and Pryor.)	(86)
**I'm a Darkside Sith Lord		by Deborah Kittle		(87)
**Luki: Prince of the Forest	by	M.J. Mink		(88)
**Little Black Jedi Hood	by	Z.P. Florian		(94)
**Sleeping Solo	by	Mary Jo Fox		(95)
**Three Jedi Knights Bluff	by	Marti Schuller		(97)
**Three Little Jedi	by	Sheryl Haven		(99)
**Luke and the Deathstalk	by	Deborah Kittle		(100)
**Beauty and the Sith	by	Cheryl Pryor		(Includes a bit of RPF with Michael Eisenberg...) (105)
**Rapunzeleia	by	J.P. Treleaven		(112)
*Cartoon		by A.G. Steyn		(115)
*Cartoon	by 	Nimish Vyas		(116)
*Hello Daala	by	Deborah Kittle		(117)
*Cartoon	by	Z.P. Florian		(119)
*Mary Sue and the Bandit: Part 2	by	Robin White	(reprinted from Xenozine #3)	(120)
*The Decision	by	Mary Jo Fox		(125)
*I Was Blown Away	by	Deborah Kittle		(127)
*Cartoon	by	Nancy Stasulis		(128)
*Ultimatum	by	Marti Schuller		(129)
*Cartoon		by A.G. Steyn		(131)
*Surprise Surprise	by	A.G. Steyn		(132)
*Discrimination	by	Z.P. Florian		(145)
*Cross-Eyed Universe	by	Jennifer Moore		(146)
*Cartoon	by	A.G. Steyn		(147)
*Password	by	M.J Mink		(148)
*Cartoon		by A.G. Steyn		(153)
*Like Father, Like Son	by	Judy Ebberly		(154)
*Cartoon	by	Z.P. Florian		(169)
*Yoda's Door	by	The Media West fen		(170)
*You Ain't Much Fun	by	Deborah Kittle		(171)
*The Time of the Hunter's Moon	by	Veronica Wilson		(Is Vader cracking up?)(172)
*Cartoon	by	A.G. Steyn		(182)
*Cartoon	by	Nimish Vyas		(183)
*I Love Luke: Episode 2	by	J.P. Treleaven		(Luke and another Jedi get jobs with disastrous results.) (184)
*Cartoon	by	A.G. Steyn		(190)
*Cartoon	by	Wanda Lybarger		(191)
*A Night to Regret	by	Marti Schuller		(192)
*The Evacuation of Yavin IV	by	Paul Michael Kane		(203)
*Cartoon		by Nimish Vyas		(210)
 
Image:idontsmell2-1.jpg|from issue #2, Wanda Lybarger
Image:idontsmell2-2.jpg|from issue #2, Nadye Whitham
Image:idontsmell2-3.jpg|from issue #2, Nicola Pearce
Image:idontsmell2-4.jpg|from issue #2, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontsmell2-5.jpg|from issue #2, A.G. Steyn
Image:idontsmell2-6.jpg|from issue #2, Wanda Lybarger
Image:idontsmell2-7.jpg|from issue #2, Amanda Palumbo
Image:idontsmell2-8.jpg|from issue #2, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontsmell2-9.jpg|from issue #2, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontsmell2-10.jpg|from issue #2, Nancy Stasulis, Star Wars channels Julia Child
Image:idontsmell2-11.jpg|from issue #2, A.G. Steyn
Image:idontsmell2-12.jpg|from issue #2, Nadye Whitham
Image:idontsmell2-13.jpg|from issue #2, A.G. Steyn, mentions the O.J. Simpson trial
Image:idontsmell2-14.jpg|from issue #2, Wanda Lybarger
===Reactions and Reviews: Issue 2===
==Issue 3==
I Don't Care What You Smell 3 was published in May 1997 and has 310 pages. It has a color cover by Rhydderch Wilson and a back cover by Nadye Whitham. Other art by Wanda Lybarger, Zyene, Z.P. Florian, Nadye Whitham, Nancy Stasulis, Bert-Olaf Lundin, and Tanya Rizzuti.
It won the 1998 FanQ Award for 'Best Star Wars Zine.'
The editorial by Marti: 
From the editorial by Judith: 
* Odor Eaters, letters of comment	(1)
* by M.J. Mink (Times have changed, and Luke must update his image. STAR aWARdS Best Short Story 1997.)	(6)
* Luke, poem by		Susan Zahn		(9)
* Up the Wazoo			by Martie O' Brien		 (STAR aWARdS Medium story - honorable mention) (Set before Star Wars: A New Hope. Han takes a trip with a returning planetary ruler who has to perform an unusual task. Han and Chewie transporting an exiled king back to his land. The long then wants Han to take over an 'onerous'duty.)
* Wedgy Sue, filk to the tune of "Peggy Sue,"			by Deborah Kittle		(25) 
* Miracle at the Convention			by Z.P. Florian		(26)
* A Tender Male Bonding Moment			by Mary Jo Fox	("This takes place right after the novel Children Of The Jedi, when the Millennium Falcon has just dropped off Luke and his new love, Callista, at the Jedi Academy on Yavin IV.")	(27)
* Boba Fett Rocks, comic		by Rhydderch Wilson		(29)
* Trek to Yavin			by Z.P. Florian (Star Trek crossover)		(32)
* Sorcerer's Apprentice, poem			by A.G. Steyn		(37)
* A Little Action			by Marti Schuller		(38)
* From the Desk of Boba Fett		by 	A.G. Steyn	(Topic: the inconsistencies and sloppiness regarding Boba Fett in pro books. "An open letter to George Lucas and his pro-fiction writers by Boba Fett. "Might I have a word with you? Why me, George? What have I ever done to deserve this? Believe me. Oh Great All-Powerful Creator of the Galaxy, life as a bounty hunter is tough enough as is. The last thing I need is some so-called pro-fiction authors of galactic guides and assorted other fine literature making my humble existence even more complicated and miserable.")	(43)
* Ties That Bind			by Judy Ebberly		(46)
* VHF Solo: Contraband			by Martie O'Brien	("A 12-song set, with title logo by Wanda Lybarger.") 	(Luke seems to have disappeared, so Han, Chewie, and Major Van-Dorn go looking for him.) (66)
** The Outlaw and the Virgin Queen
** Like a Brother to the Blues
** Don't Draw Your Gun
** Heartsease (suggested by a scene in "Mirrors" by Wanda Lybarger)
** Opportunity
**The Free-Trader's Song
** Easy Money
**Where I Stand
**Heart of the Void
**Changes
** Ride the Night
**Looks in the Mirror
* Venus of the Dune Sea, art		by Tanya Rizutti		(75)
* Garden of Sadness			by Belea Keeney		(Vader is at a rehab center and meets a very interesting grounds keeper.) (76)
* Blind, poem		 	by Susan Zahn		(81)
* Femme Fatale, poem		 	by Veronica Wilson		 (STAR aWARdS Best Miscellaneous) (82)
*, also here by M.J. Mink (Han takes his children out for breakfast with some very disastrous results.) (Star Awards Honorable Mention for Vignettes, 1997) (83)
* Yoda Don't Preach, filk to the tune of "Papa Don't Preach,"		by Madonna, 	by Mary Jo Fox		(88)
* The Art of Wanda Lybarger	 	by 	Wanda Lybarger		(89)
* The Promise		by 	J.A. Berger		 (STAR aWARdS Long story - honorable mention) (From the Blue Falcon Series. Continues the story begun in Corellian Alliance.) (94)
* Errand to Falin		by 	Marti Schuller		(132)
* Galactic Enquirer, parody	by 	Anonymous		(146)
* Big Ol' Ship, filk to the tune of "Big 'Ol Truck," by Toby Keith,		by Deborah Kittle		(151)
* A Spaceman Came Travelling			by A.G. Steyn	(Moving the Rebel base to Perel sounded simple, right? Wrong! Han, Luke, Leia, and Chewie have some difficulties with the Falcon.)	(152)
* Boba Fett Rocks 2, comic	 	by Rhydderch Wilson		(173)
* Together Again		Carolyn Golledge		 (Han and Luke celebrate their tenth anniversary of meeting by returning to Mos Eisley cantina. And boy oh boy has the place changed!) (176)
* The Outlaw Trail, cartoon	by 	A.G. Steyn		(189)
* More Punishment, poem		by 	Jennifer Moore		(190)
* Sith College Courses			by Sheryl Haven		(191)
* Solo's Side of the Story, poem		by 	Susan Zahn		(192)
* Cartoon			by A.G. Steyn		(193)
* The Last, Best Duty			by Cheryl Pryor		(194)
* Cartoon			by Z.P. Florian		(201)
* by M.J. Mink (After Bespin, Luke and Vader meet again. STAR aWARdS Honorable Mention for Medium Story, 1997) (202)
* Zero Hour, Zero Sun, poem		by 	Veronica Wilson		(221)
* Night Out			by Amanda Palumbo		(223)
* Bathrooms of the Galaxy			by Z.P. Florian		(231)
* Patience is a Virtue			by Deborah Kittle		(Han must get his spacer's license renewed. If you've ever renewed your driver's license, you'll love this!) (STAR aWARdS Medium story - honorable mention) (232)
* The Dead Bothan's Excellent Adventure at the Lanham Con with David "Darth Vader" Prowse by Nancy Stasulis (a series of cartoons about fans meeting the actor at a con) (246)
* The Secret			by Cara J. Loup		 (won the 1998 FanQ Award For 'Best Star Wars Gen Story') (249)
* Cartoon			by A.G. Steyn		(287)
* Proposals			by Marti Schuller		(Leia has two contestants for her hand in marriage. The contestants must run a series of tests to prove their worthiness.) (288)
* Star Wars, filk to the tune of "All I Want (Is A Life)" by Tim McGraw, by Deborah Kittle ("Dedicated to Star Wars collectors everywhere."	 	(311)
 
Image:idontsmell3-1.png|from issue #3, Z.P. Florian (Han Solo brings some pirated zines to a con)
Image:idontsmell3-2.png|from issue #3, Zyene
Image:idontsmell3-3.png|from issue #3, Rhydderch Wilson	
Image:idontsmell3-4.jpg|from issue #3, A.G. Steyn (Luke uses the force to compel "weak-minded" Han put on an apron and wash dishes)
Image:idontsmell3-5.png|from issue #3, Wanda Lybarger
Image:idontsmell3-6.jpg|from issue #3, Tanya Rizutti: "Venus of the Dune Sea" -- see Imitation: "The Birth of Venus"
Image:idontsmell3-7.png|from issue #3, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontsmell3-8.png|from issue #3, Bert-Olaf Lundin
Image:idontsmell3-9.png|from issue #3, Nadje Whitham
Image:idontsmell3-10.png|from issue #3, Wanda Lybarger
Image:idontsmell3-11.png|from issue #3, Anonymous
Image:idontsmell3-12.jpg|from issue #3, A.G. Steyn
Image:idontsmell3-13.jpg|from issue #3, A.G. Steyn
Image:idontsmell3-14.jpg|from issue #3, Z.P. Florian
Image:idontsmell3-15.jpg|from issue #3, Amanda Palumbo
Image:idontsmell3-16.png|from issue #3, A.G. Steyn
Image:idontsmell3-17.png|from issue #3, A.G. Steyn
Image:idontsmell3-18.png|from issue #3, A.G. Steyn
===Reactions and Reviews: Issue 3===
==Issue 4==
 
I Don't Care What You Smell 4 was published in May 1998 and has 256 pages. 
The front cover is by Gerald Crotty (Star aWards Best Cover) and the back cover is by Marla Fair. The interior art is by Z.P. Florian, Wanda Lybarger, Rhydderch Wilson, Nadye Markalova, Nancy Stasulis, Bert-Olaf Lundin, and A.G. Steyn. 
This zine won the 1999 FanQ Award for 'Best Star Wars Zine.'
From the editorial: 
* Odor Eaters, letters of comment (1)
* Tall, Dark Stranger	by	Marti Schuller		(4)
* Orpheus Dissenting	by	Marti Benedict-O'Brien		(Han in Hell.) (won the 1999 FanQ Award For 'Best Star Wars Gen Story') (5) 
* Just One of Those Days	by	A.G. Steyn		(9)
* My Favorite Things, filk to the tune of "Those Are a Few of My Favorite Things," by	Kristen Brown		(21)
* Anakin's Grave		by Belea T. Keeney		(22)
* Insider Information	by	Judy Ebberly	(Leia and Han help Major Val-Dorn retrieve some very interesting information.) 	(26)
* Crumb, comic	by	Rhydderch Wilson		(38)
* The Bothan Jamboree, filk to the tune of "The Zombie Jamboree," by	Susan Zahn		(45)
* Dead in Space		by Marti Schuller	(STAR aWARdS Short Story - Honorable Mention) 	(46)
* Happy Birthday to You, Lord Vadar	by 	Mary Jo Fox		(54)
* SW Goes Country	by	A.G. Steyn		(57)
* Take Me Back to Eisley, filk to the tune of "Take Me Back to Tulsa," by A.G. Steyn (58)
* Red Necks, No Socks, and Corellian Beer, filk to the tune of "Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer," by A.G. Steyn (59)
* Boba, filk to the tune of "Commanche (by Johnny Horton)," by A.G. Steyn (60)
* Special Modifications	by	Z.P. Florian		(61)
* GVC Guide	by	Smelly Staff		 (a spoof of QVC) (62)
* Marooned; also at here by M.J. Mink (Stranded on a hostile planet, Luke finds an unexpected savior.)	(66)
* Keeping Up Appearances	 by	Alison Glover	 (In which Han's cover-up of Luke's identity is somewhat misinterpreted by a contact, and somewhat taken advantage of by his co-pilot.) 	(74
* Two Coat Tale	by 	Z.P. Florian		(80)
* Cartoon		by A.G. Steyn		(86)
* Han, I Think I Love You, filk to the tune of "I Think I Love You," by	Deborah Kittle		(87)
* Distractions	by	Kristin Brown		88)
* He Shoulda Blasted Faster, filk to the tune of "I Should've Asked Her Faster," by	Deborah Kittle		(93)
* Blink of an Eye by Cara Loup (During the battle with the Death Star over Yavin, Han considers his past and future.) (94)
* The Outlaw Trail	by	A.G. Steyn		(99)
* Connections	by	Marie Flanigan		(100)
* Wedge's Theme, filk to the tune of "Shaft," by	Mary Jo Fox		(105)
* Just Like Old Times	by	Z.P. Florian		(with an illo by Marti Schuller, part of a fannish collaboration) (108)
* The Warlord	by	Marti Schuller	(With an illo by Z.P. Florian, part of a fannish collaboration. A simple charter could lose Han the Falcon unless he can make a deal.)	(115) 
* A Wookie's Wrath	by	Deborah Kittle		(STAR aWARdS Best Short Story) (132)
* Vader's Folly	by	J.A. Berger	(During a raid on a planet, Darth Vader encounters a strange enemy.) 	(140) 
* The Outlaw Trail	by	A.G. Steyn		(168)
* SW Extra Special Edition	by	Rhyderrch Wilson		(169)
* Choosing Sides	by	Sheryl Haven		(170)
* Criminal, filk to the tune of "Criminal (by Fiona Apple),"	by	Mary Jo Fox		(173)
* Die Solo	by	Carolyn Golledge		(174)
* The Outlaw Trail	by	A.G. Steyn		(203)
* Through the Looking Glass	by	Veronica Wilson and Company (writers spoof their own writing style) (204)
** Business as Usual by Veronica Wilson (203)
** Collapse by Z.P. Florian writing as M.J. Mink (207)
** Quilted Dawn Over Chuplee, concentrated Z.P. Florian (208)
**Open-Ended by Cara J. Loup (209)
** Incident Off Estaria by Martie Benedict O'Brien (211)
** Hunter's Gamble by Martha Wells and Z.P. Florian (writing as Martha Wells) (214)
** Expressions by Marti Benedict (216)
* I'm Beginning to See the Light, filk to the tune of the Duke Ellington song,	by	Kristin Brown		(217)
* Feeding Frenzy	by	A.G. Steyn		(218)
* The Song of a Portside Merchant by	Z.P. Florian		("Collected in the field by Z.P. Florian, translation into Corellian assisted by Maggie Nowakowska, funded by the L&L Skywalker Foundation.") (223)
* The Lady		by Nadye Markalova		(224)
* Entomology: SW Fan Style	by	Smelly Staff	(individual fans are described as insects, humor)	(225)
* Running Out of Reasons to Run, filk	by	Deborah Kittle		(227)
* The Lonely Heart	by	Marti Schuller		(228)
* Smuggler's Life, illo by	Z.P. Florian		(256)
 
 
Image:indontcare4-1.jpg|from issue #4, Wanda Lybarger
Image:indontcare4-2.jpg|from issue #4, Bert-Olaf Lundin, portrays two fans as a flower and a bee
Image:indontcare4-3.jpg|from issue #4, Bert-Olaf Lundin
Image:indontcare4-4.jpg|from issue #4, Nadye Markalova
Image:indontcare4-5.jpg|from issue #4, Rhydderch Wilson	
Image:indontcare4-6.jpg|from issue #4, Rhydderch Wilson	
Image:indontcare4-7.jpg|from issue #4, A.G. Steyn
Image:indontcare4-8.jpg|from issue #4, Z.P. Florian
Image:indontcare4-9.jpg|from issue #4, Z.P. Florian
Image:indontcare4-10.jpg|from issue #4, A.G. Steyn
Image:indontcare4-11.jpg|from issue #4, Marti Schuller for "Just Like Old Times"
Image:indontcare4-12.jpg|from issue #4, Z.P. Florian for "Warlord"
Image:indontcare4-13.jpg|from issue #4, Nancy Stasulis
Image:indontcare4-14.jpg|from issue #4, Z.P. Florian
Image:indontcare4-15.jpg|from issue #4, Rhydderch Wilson	
Image:indontcare4-16.jpg|from issue #4, Z.P. Florian
Image:indontcare4-17.jpg|from issue #4, Z.P. Florian
Image:indontcare4-18.jpg|from issue #4, Nadye Markalova
Image:indontcare4-19.jpg|from issue #4, Nancy Stasulis
Image:indontcare4-20.jpg|from issue #4, Nancy Stasulis
Image:indontcare4-21.jpg|from issue #4, Z.P. Florian
Image:indontcare4-22.jpg|from issue #4, Bert-Olaf Lundin
 
Image:indontcare4-24.jpg|from issue #4, one of the fiction parodies
===Reactions and Reviews: Issue 4===
==Issue 5==
I Don't Care What You Smell 5 was published in May 1999 and has 298 pages. Color covers by A.G. Steyn (front) and Matt Busch (back). Other art by Jeremy Little and Tina Bentrup. Winner of both the FanQ and Star aWards for best SW zine. 
This issue contains an entire section of stories where the illo was drawn first and then sent to an author to write a story about the illo. The illos were by Zyene, Cahterine Churko, Nancy Stasulis, Z.P. Florian, Wanda Lybarger, Rhydderch Wilson, and A.G Steyn. The stories were by Cheryl Pryor, Carolyn Golledge, Marti O'Brien, J.A. Berger, Jamie C. Cohen, Z.P. Florian, Marti Schuller, Alison Glover, Deborah Kittle and Cara Loup. 
From the editorial by Marti: 
From the editorial by Judith: 
 
* Odor Eaters, letters of comment	(1)
* Galaxy of Desire	by	 Aurora Borealis/Mary Jo Fox	("Excerpts of two upcoming books -- torrid tales of explosive heat and passion in a galaxy far, far away.") (STAR aWARdS Honorable Mention story) 	(3)
* The Mizer	by	Marti Schuller	("After a close encounter with a mad genius scientist's machine, Han faces the biggest little challenge of his life.") (STAR aWARdS Honorable Mention Story) 	(8)
* I Love Luke, Episode 3: Luke and the Beautiful People by	J.P. Treleaven		("Luke helps some local wine growers.") (26)
* Elegy	by	Marla F. Fair		(34)
* Movie Bibliographies	by	Z.P. Florian & Judith Yuenger		(37)
* Millennium Falcon, filk		by Deborah Kittle		 (won the 2000 FanQ Award for 'Best Star Wars Poem.') (38)
* The P.C. Empire Strikes Back	by	M.J. Mink		("Vader receives counseling.") (39)
* Home in the Sky, filk	by	Martie Benedict O'Brian		(41)
* The Reb Festival	by	Deborah Kittle		("Han, Luke, Chewie, and Lando impersonate a Corellian folk bank in all their glory in order to pick up on a New Republic operative.") (42)
* Battle Weary	by	Jamie C. Cohen		(54)
* Rebel Bedtime Stories	by	A.G. Steyn		(68)
* You've Got to Talk to Me, filk	by	Deborah Kittle		(69)
* A Day in the Life	by	Martha Wilson		(While in a Rebel's cruiser's medical bay having a (ahem) little problem taken care of, Han plays a truly evil joke on a captured imperial officer.) (70)
* Jedi's Are Hard to Kill, comic strip	by	Rhydderch Wilson		(75)
* At What Cost?		by Augusta Downey-Hovey		(86)
* Message in the R2, filk	by 	Jim Alvesteffer		(124)
* Defeat	by 	Marti Schuller		(126)
* Rebel Bedtime Stories	by	A.G. Steyn		(129)
* Tremors in the Force	by	Martie Benedict O'Brien		130 (Set during Return of the Jedi, after dispatching Jabba at the Sarlaac pit, Luke and company get set to make a speedy getaway. Now all they have to do is remember where they parked Val and Earl's pickup truck.") ( won the 2000 FanQ Award for 'Best Star Wars Gen Story)
* Imperial Bedtime Stories	by	A.G. Steyn		(133)
* Friendly Persuasion	by	Judy Ebberly		(134)
* A Prologue (or is this an epilogue?)	by	Mary Jo Fox		(143)
* Crossword Puzzle	by	Tina Bentrup		(144)
* You Charged Out, filk	by	Deborah Kittle		(145)
* The Blonde in the Bar	by	Rebecca S. Wolking		(147)
* You Know You're a SW Fan if...by		Denise Roper		(149)
* Every Jedi Has His Day	by	Kim Hamilton		("No one likes to be sued, least of all a hero of the Rebellion. When the lawsuit threatens to expose his hidden past, Luke has to rise to the challenge with everything in his power.") (150)
* Collector's Lament, filk	to the tune of U2's "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For," by	Mary Jo Fox		(153)
* There is Such a Thing as Luck	 by 	Z.P.Florian		(154)
* Suns-Set	by	Alison Glover	(Set during Star Wars: A New Hope. Owen's thoughts about Luke's future. "The evening before Luke leaves Tatooine, Owen Lars, knowing that he won't be able to keep his nephew safe much longer, reminisces about Luke's childhood, the events surrounding Luke being given into his care, and realizes that the time has come for an old promise to be honored.") 	(166) (archived link)
* Rebel Bedtime Stories	by	A.G. Steyn		(170)
* King of Plain, filk	by	Jim Alvesteffer		(171)
* Home	by	Marti Schuller		(172)
* Coach	by	Marti Benedict O'Brian		(180)
* Form to Fit the Throne	by	Selinthia Avenshesca		(181)
* He's My Father	by	M.J. Mink		(183)
* Imperial Bedtime Stories	by	A.G. Steyn		(184)
* Hickory Dickory Dock	by	J.A. Berger		(187)
* Rebel Bedtime Stories	by	A.G. Steyn		(201)
* Aftermath	by	Cheryl Pryor		(202)
* Precious Possessions 	by	Cara J. Loup	(Luke and Lando prepare to rescue Han from carbonite.) 	(207)
* A Case of Conscience	by	Marti O'Brian		(224)
* Myths and Legends	by	Marti Schuller		(231)
* Moving Target	by	Z.P. Florian		(237)
* Play Time	by	Deborah Kittle		(244)
* Observations	by	Alison Glover	(An interested bystander observes Han, Luke and Leia during an event at an embassy.) 	(250)
* Imperial Bedtime Stories	by	A.G. Steyn		(266)
* In it for the Money	by	Carolyn Golledge, art by Kate McCredie. (Pre A New Hope. A young Han Solo as a disagreement with Chewbacca about selling weapons to support a vicious war. Also in Never Say Die)	(267)
* SW Character Desserts	by	Smelly Staff		(294)
* Puzzle Answers	by	Tina Bentrup		(295)
* Imperial Bedtime Stories		by A.G. Steyn		(295)
 
Image:smelly5-1.jpg|from issue #5, Bert-Olof Lundin
Image:smelly5-2.jpg|from issue #5, Z.P. Florian
Image:smelly5-3.jpg|from issue #5, Nancy Stasulis, some Star Wars teddy bears
Image:smelly5-4.jpg|from issue #5, Bert-Olof Lundin
Image:smelly5-5.jpg|from issue #5, Zyene
Image:smelly5-6.jpg|from issue #5, Rhydderch Wilson	
Image:smelly5-7.jpg|from issue #5, Rhydderch Wilson	
Image:smelly5-8.jpg|from issue #5, Z.P. Florian
Image:smelly5-9.jpg|from issue #5 
Image:smelly5-10.jpg|from issue #5, Z.P. Florian
Image:smelly5-11.jpg|from issue #5, Catherine Churko
Image:smelly5-12.jpg|from issue #5, Z.P. Florian
Image:smelly5-13.jpg|from issue #5, Nancy Stasulis
Image:smelly5-14.jpg|from issue #5, Marti Schuller 
Image:smelly5-15.jpg|from issue #5, Wanda Lybarger
Image:smelly5-16.jpg|from issue #5, Zyene
Image:smelly5-17.jpg|from issue #5, Nancy Stasulis
===Reactions and Reviews: Issue 5===
 
==Issue 6==
I Don't Care What You Smell 6 was published in May 2000 and has 306 pages. It has a front cover by Sandra Scholes. 
The interior art is by Z.P. Florian, Nancy Stasulis, A.G. Steyn, Sandra Scholes, Melanie Lepine, Rhydderch Wilson and Zyene. This issue does not have any art on the back cover. 
The zine includes a special foldout - a map of 'Alderland - a Galactic Amusement Park' by A.G. Steyn. 
It won the 2000 Star aWards "BEST 2000 SW ZINE OVER 200 PAGES" award.
From the editorial by Judith: 
* Cartoon	by	by Sandra Scholes		(6)
* Why Things Are	by	by N. A. Stasulis		(7)
* A Christmas Carol, poem by		by A.G. Steyn		(9)
* Too Hot for T.V.	by	Mary Jo Fox		(10)
* Tomorrow, filk	by	Deborah Kittle		(13)
* Fatal Error	by	Marti Schuller		(14)
* If SW Characters Were Dogs	by	Smelly Staff		(21)
* Saeaenz 	by	Kate Birkel		(part four of The Chivalry Series) (22)
* Boom Da Gasser	by	Amy S. Farmer		(41)
* Lessons	by	Deborah Kittle & J.P. Treleaven		(42)
* Puphph the Jedi Wampa, filk	by	Deborah Kittle		(51)
* Episode 2 Screenplay	by	Z.P. Florian		(52)
* Amnesia	by	Valerie Vancolli		(58)
* Haiku, poems by	Jennifer Moore		(107)
* Tunnel Vision	by	Judy Ebberley		(108)
* Measurements of the Soul	by	Selinthia Avenchesca		(117)
* Jedi Fighting, filk	by	Mary Jo Fox		(139)
* I Know What You Did Last Varnsday!	by	A.G. Steyn		(140)
* Winner Takes All	by	N.A. Stasulis		(145)
* Ladies Love Outlaws, filk by	A.G. Steyn		(162)
* Of Truth and Dreams	by	Marti Schuller		(163)
* Cartoon	by	Z.P. Florian		(165)
* Coming Home	by	Kate Birkel		(166)
* More Han Than You Can Imagine by		Z.P. Florian		(176)
* Why Can't You Get a Girl?, poem	by	A.G. Steyn		(186)
* The Rogues	by	Amy S. Farmer		(187)
* Hiding Leaves	by	N.A. Stasulis		(189)
* That Kiss, filk		by Deborah Kittle		(203)
* The Skywalker-Solo Family Tree	by	Valerie Vancolli		(205)
* Imgine	by	Jamie C. Cohen		(206)
* Nightmare on Namoria	by	Marti Schuller		(222)
* Livin' for the Rebellion, filk	by	Deborah Kittle		(245)
* The Wager	by	Cindy Olsen	 (It was only a wager -- a child's game between lovers. Yet Han and Leia stood to lose more than either of them had bargained for. Received a 2000 Star aWards Honorable Mention for Best Long Story.) 	(246)
 
 
Image:smelly6-1.jpg|from issue #6, Nancy Stasulis
 
Image:smelly6-3.jpg|from issue #6, Z.P. Florian
Image:smelly6-4.jpg|from issue #6, Z.P. Florian
Image:smelly6-5.jpg|from issue #6, Nancy Stasulis
Image:smelly6-6.jpg|from issue #6, Nancy Stasulis
Image:smelly6-7.jpg|from issue #6, Nancy Stasulis
Image:smelly6-8.jpg|from issue #6, A.G. Steyn: "Alderland"
Image:smelly6-9.jpg|from issue #6, for Alderworld
Image:smelly6-10.jpg|from issue #6, for Alderworld
Image:smelly6-11.jpg|from issue #6, Zeyene
Image:smelly6-12.jpg|from issue #6, Zeyene
Image:smelly6-13.jpg|from issue #6, Z.P. Florian
Image:smelly6-14.jpg|from issue #6, Rhydderch Wilson
Image:smelly6-15.jpg|from issue #6, Z.P. Florian
Image:smelly6-16.jpg|from issue #6, Z.P. Florian
Image:smelly6-17.jpg|from issue #6 
Image:smelly6-2.jpg|from issue #6, Melanie Lepine for the story: Amnesia by Valerie Vancollie 
 Image:I_Don't_Care_-6_illo_Amnesia_by_Sith_Witch_.jpg|from issue #6, Sandra Scholes or Melanie Lepine for the story: Amnesia by Valerie Vancollie 
Image:smelly6-18.jpg|from issue #6, Sandra Scholes or Melanie Lepine for the story: Amnesia by Valerie Vancollie 
===Reactions and Reviews: Issue 6===
==Issue 7==
I Don't Care What You Smell 7 was published in May 2002 and is 203 pages. The art is by Kate		(front cover), Judith Street		(inside front cover) and Zawiah Zainudin		(back cover). Other interior art is by Skye Rutherford, Nancy Stasulis, Z.P. Florian, Zawiah Zainudin, Judith Street, Sandra Scholes, and Kate.
From the editorial: 
* Cartoon	by 	Sandra Scholes		(3)
* Master and Apprentice		by Deborah Kittle & Marie Treleaven		 ("Trade route attacks have Leia asking for help from her brother. The Jedi Master and some of his students arrive and do things get heated!") (4)
* Puphph the Jedi Wampa, filk to the tune of "Puff the Magic Dragon,"	by	Deborah Kittle		(17)
* Servant of the Force	by	Kate Birkel		(18)
* Viva Mos Espa, filk to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas,"	by Mary Jo Fox		(23)
* Invisible Friends	by	Danielle Millerd		(24)
* Taking the Long Way 'Round	by	Allison Glover	("Wedge Antilles takes a break from the incessant repairs and maintenance work at Echo Base to visit Luke in sickbay and explains Han's remark about the Gundark ears. Luke wants to tell Wedge why he needs to leave the squadron and go to Dagobah, only both the Rebel medical staff and the Imperials are doing their best to prevent him.")	(30)
* On a Short Note, dialogue vignette	by	A.G. Steyn		(37)
* Jabba Gets His Pipe Back, or, Conversations That Never Took Place by	Z.P. Florian		 ("Don't we know that Han would even go into the belly of the Sarlacc for a friend? In this story he does just that.") (38
* Return to Fear	by	Belea T. Keeney		(Author's Note: "This story does not conform to LFL canon or the Maul Journal. Set in the same universe as "Slaver's Story" (Imperium 9)") (52)
* Under the Skin	by	Lelila		(58)
* You're a Legend in Your Own Mind, filk by	Deborah Kittle		(67)
* Master of Seduction	by	Mary Jo Fox		(68)
* Lost in the Stars	by	Ana Onamouse		(71)
* Into Shadows	by	Skye Rutherford	("This story is based upon the events that occurred in Vector Prime by R.A. Salvatore and were later vaguely mentioned in Dark Tide 1 and II. Grief, guilt, anger and shame all combine to provide the most harrowing experience of Han Solo’s life. His only anchor against the demons of the nightmare on Sernpidal, is his family… and even they seem inadequate to provide the foundation he needs to remain above it all. "Weeks after the tragic death of Chewbacca, Han Solo struggles with the loss of his friend Consumed by grief, even the love of his family cannot vanquish the inner demons that drive Han further into a wasteland o f guilt and shame.")	(73)
* White Room	by	Debra Durkee		 ("In a prophecy that shadows Leia's latent Jedi abilities, she sees on possible future that awaits them beneath the facade of safety and friendship on Cloud City.") (78)
*	Fanfic Author		(86)
* Too Long, poem by	A.G. Steyn		(89)
* Royal Makeup vs. Padawan Hairstyle	by	Valerie Vancollie		(90)
* The Formal Complaint of Tchupka, translated from the original Ewokese	by	Z.P. Florian		(93)
* Loyalties	by	Marti Schuller		 (won the 2002 FanQ Award for Best Star Wars gen story) ("The security firm formed by Han, Chewbacca, and Lando after the fell of the Empire is facing financial ruin until one client appears who could change everything - Against his better judgment, Solo accepts the job, but things soon go from bad to worse and one of the partners will pay the price.") (94)
* Poverty, Deliverance and Fate, filk to the tune of "Slavery, Deliverance and Faith" by Clint Black, by	Valerie Vancollie		(119)
* Lifestyles	by	Smelly Staff		(120)
* Swinging on a Star, filk	by	A.G. Steyn		(138)
* Torn Between Two Lovers by	Mary Jo Fox		 ("A sequel to Too Hot For T.V. in issue #6. Stephanie suffers the agony and heartbreak of having two Star Wars hunks fight over her.") (139)
* Palace of Jabba, filk to the tune of "Copacabana,"	by	Deborah Kittle		141)
* Exposed	by	Judy Ebberley		 ("Corellians are supposed to be incapable of being embarrassed - at least Han always thought that was the case until he crossed swords with Leia Organa one time too many.") (143)
* The Meaning Behind the Names, speculation about Lucas' choice of character names, by	Valerie Vancollies		(153)
* Might I Have a Word With You?, dialogue vignette	by	A.G. Steyn		(155)
* There Can be Only	by	R.A. Sneed		(157)
* I Feel Evil, filk to the tune of "I Feel Pretty," by	R.A. Sneed		(159)
* Pilgrimage to the Trees	by	Z.P. Florian		(160)
* Voyage Home	by	Skye Rutherford	(A missing moment in the Star Wars novel," Balance Point" by Kathy Tyers, the Millennium Falcon speeds toward Coruscant after the evacuation of Duro. On board Han, the twins and C-3PO wonder whether a seriously injured Leia will survive the journey.)	(166)
* A Young Han Solo	by	Judith Street		(172)
* Pregnant Pause	by	Lelila		(173)
* One Day at a Time by	Cindy Olsen	(Sequel to The Wager. Five months have passed since the separation of the princess of Alderaan and the Corellian smuggler, torn apart by the New Republic's constant demands on Leia and the disdain it held towards their relationship. Ill, depressed and alone, Leia wonders why Han has suddenly returned to Coruscant. To rescue her again?)	(175)
 
Image:idontcare7-1.jpg|from issue #7, Judith Street, inside front cover
Image:idontcare7-2.jpg|from issue #7, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontcare7-3.jpg|from issue #7 
Image:idontcare7-4.jpg|from issue #7, Skye Rutherford
Image:idontcare7-5.jpg|from issue #7, Zawiah Zainudin, Han shows Boba Fett a thing or two
Image:idontcare7-6.jpg|from issue #7, Sandra Scholes
Image:idontcare7-7.jpg|from issue #7 
Image:idontcare7-8.jpg|from issue #7, Sandra Scholes
Image:idontcare7-9.jpg|from issue #7, Kate
Image:idontcare7-10.jpg|from issue #7, Kate
Image:idontcare7-11.jpg|from issue #7, Kate
 
===Reactions and Reviews: Issue 7===
==Issue 8==
I Don't Care What You Smell #8 was published in May 2002 and contains 175 pages.
The sparce interior art is by Sandra Scholes and Kate.
The editorial: 
* Editorial 
* Odor Eaters, letters of comment (1)
* Born to Fly, filk by Deborah Kittle (3)
* The End by Marti Schuller (4)
* The Wonder Child, poem by A.G. Steyn (7)
* Sour Milk by J.P. Treleaven and Debbie Kittle (8)
* Hello Jedi by Fan Girl (25)
* Amidala, art by Sandra Scholes (27)
* Receiving Orders by Cheryl Pryor (28)
* Tale of the Sith by Belea T. Keeney (33)
* Sith-O-Man: Force, We Were Wrong, filk to the tune of "Piano Man," by Lindsay Miller (35)
* The Gerster Affair by Marti Schuller (36)
* Ood Bnar: Special Branch by Jason Grant (44)
* I'm Just Talking 'Bout Tonight, filk by Deborah Kittle (47)
* True Colors by Judy Ebberley (48)
* Delusions of Grandeur by Danielle Millerd (57)
* Tatooine by Kate Birkel (58)
* Leonard Maltinseque's Holovision Guide by Smelly Staff (66)
* Reflections on My Sith Apprentices, poem by Belea T. Keeney (71)
* Amidala, art by Sandra Scholes (73)
* Waking Up by Cindy Olsen (Part 1 in the Committed trilogy. After being rescued from Jabba the Hutt, Han Solo struggles with the after-effects of hibernation sickness and realises he still has some waking up to do. The story continues in Committed.) (74)
* The Lost Crown of Alderaan by Z.P. Florian (90)
* Palace Imperial by Lindsay Miller (99)
* Amidala, art by Sandra Scholes (101)
* The Jade Jedi by Marti Schuller (102)
* Questions of Loyalty by Barbara Gardner (110)
* Corellian Cookbook by Z.P. Florian (119)
* Homegrown Special by J.P. Treleaven (122)
* Wanted Poster by Danielle Millerd (129)
* For Music Doth Soothe by Belea T. Keeney (131)
* Jedi Justice by Valerie Vancollie (134)
* Time to Forgive by Margaret Westphal (In nearly every post-ROTJ story, Han and Leia live in marital bliss. Let's suppose that wasn't the case. The following A.U. story looks at things in a different light.) (142)
* You Don't Impress Me Much, filk by Deborah Kittle (159)
* Padme, art by Sandra Scholes (161)
* The Secret of the Sith by Marti Schuller (162)
* Boba Fett, art by Sandra Scholes (174)
* R2-D2, art (175)
 
Image:idontcare8-1.jpg|from issue #8, Sandra Scholes
Image:idontcare8-2.jpg|from issue #8, Sandra Scholes
Image:idontcare8-3.jpg|from issue #8 
Image:idontcare8-4.jpg|from issue #8, Sandra Scholes
Image:idontcare8-5.jpg|from issue #8 
Image:idontcare8-6.jpg|from issue #8, Kate 
==Issue 9==
I Don't Care What You Smell 9 was published in May 2003 and has 185 pages.
The front cover is by Laura Quiles	and the back cover by Liz. The interior art is by Kate, Sandra Scholes, Zyene, and Liz.
From the editorial by Marti: 
From the editorial by Judy: 
* Jabba's Wall, filk to the tune of "Heather's Wall,"	by	Deborah Kittle		(1)
* Sweet Nothing	by	Marti Schuller		(2)
* The Falcon, filk to the tune of "Rhiannon, by Fleetwood Mac,"	by	Angel		(15)
* Bridge Out	by	Deborah Kittle & J.P. Treleaven		(16)
* Hot and Bothered		byCindy Olsen		32)
* Don't Cry, Little Princess, filk to the tune of "Don't Cry Little Child," by	Valerie Vancollie		(39)
* With Friends Like These	by	Danielle Millerd		(40)
* Hot Dagobah Nights	by	Lady S.M. Pfeisteria		(49)
* Why Ain't I Gone?, filk to the tune by the same name by Garth Brooks,	by	Deborah Kittle		(51)
* Darth Paco: Last (and Least) of the Sith by	D.L. Slaten		(52)
* Complications on Itrurua	by	J.P. Treleaven		(reprinted from A Tremor in the Force #7) (58)
* Twins		by Marti Schuller		(74)
* Bloodstripe	by	Skye Rutherford		(102)
* A Cold Day in Hell	by	Judith Ebberley		(106)
* The Meaning Behind the Names	by	Valerie Vancollie		(119)
* Ghost on This Base, filk to the tune of "Ghost in This House,"	by	Deborah Kittle		(121)
* As Strangers Friends are Met by		J.P. Treleaven		(122)
* The Hop, filk to the tune of "Taxi, by Harry Chapin,"	by	Angel		(137)
* The Imperial Joke		by Leela Starsky		(138)
* A Brief Time to Talk	by	Mary Jo Fox		(159)
* One Magic Night	by	Marti Schuller		(160)
* Darth Vader		by Nancy Stasulis		(185)
 
Image:idontcare9-1.jpg|from issue #9, Kate
Image:idontcare9-2.jpg|from issue #9, Kate
Image:idontcare9-3.jpg|from issue #9, Sandra Scholes
Image:idontcare9-4.jpg|from issue #9, about two stories in this issue and their relationship to each other
Image:idontcare9-5.jpg|from issue #9, Liz
Image:idontcare9-6.jpg|from issue #9, Zyene and Sandra Scholes
Image:idontcare9-7.jpg|from issue #9, Zyene and Sandra Scholes
Image:idontcare9-8.jpg|from issue #9, Sandra Scholes
Image:idontcare9-9.jpg|from issue #9, Kate
Image:idontcare9-10.jpg|from issue #9, Kate
Image:idontcare9-11.jpg|from issue #9, Kate
Image:idontcare9-12.jpg|from issue #9, Nancy Stasulis
 
==Issue 10==
I Don't Care What You Smell 10 was published in May 2005 and has 244 pages. The covers are by Nancy Stasulis, and the interior art is by Laura Quiles and A.G. Steyn. 
* The House on Vader Hill, story by M.J. Mink (1)
* Meant to Be, filk by Deborah Kittle (16)
* M.A.S.H. in Space, cartoon by A.G. Steyn (17)
* Who's the Daddy, story by Deborah Kittle and J.P. Treleaven (18)
* Shoppers Like Us, filk by Deborah Kittle (29)
* The Red Bead of Courage, story by A.G. Steyn (30)
* A Jedi's Chances, filk by A.G. Steyn (40)
* Rash!, story by Judy Ebberly (41)
* Sorcerer's Apprentice, cartoon by A.G. Steyn (52)
* Desperately, filk by Deborah Kittle (53)
* A Lesson in Anatomy, story by A.G. Steyn (54)
* I Am Fighting the Empire, filk by Lelila (57)
* Here Comes the Bride, cartoon by A.G. Steyn (59)
* The One Where the Scoundrel Go Away (title in the table of contents), The One Where the Scoundrel Got Amnesia (title on the story itself) by D.L. Slaten (60)
* Unbreak My Heart, filk by Deborah Kittle (78)
* Sorcerer's Apprentice, cartoon by A.G. Steyn (79)
* Pregnancy Woes, story by A.G. Steyn (80)
* The Earring, story by Z.P. Florian (93)
* Sorcerer's Apprentice, cartoon by A.G. Steyn (95)
* Facsimile, story by M.J. Mink (96)
* Fan-Fic Blues, cartoon by A.G. Steyn (101)
* Whooyah, story by Deborah Kittle and J.P. Treleaven (102)
* You Don't Know What Lonesome Is, filk by A.G. Steyn (111)
* Intergalactic Spam, by the Smelly Staff (112)
* Chains of Command, story by Barbara Gardner and Veronica Wilson (120)
* Sorcerer's Apprentice, cartoon by A.G. Steyn (227)
* Swamped, story by A.G. Steyn (228)
* Padawan Blues, filk by A.G. Steyn (244)
 
Image:idontcare10-1.jpg|from issue #10, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontcare10-2.jpg|from issue #10, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontcare10-3.jpg|from issue #10, A.G. Steyn
Image:idontcare10-4.jpg|from issue #10, Nancy Stasulis
Image:idontcare10-5.jpg|from issue #10, Laura Quiles
Image:idontcare10-6.jpg|from issue #10, A.G. Steyn
Image:idontcare10-7.jpg|from issue #10, Laura Quiles
Image:idontcare10-8.jpg|from issue #10, A.G. Steyn
Image:idontcare10-9.jpg|from issue #10, Laura Quiles
Image:idontcare10-10.jpg|from issue #10, Laura Quiles
Image:idontcare10-11.jpg|from issue #10, A.G. Steyn
==Issue 11==
I Don't Care What You Smell 11 was published in 2006 and has 283 pages. It has a front cover by Marla Fair. Art by A. G. Steyn, Nadya Whitham, Laura Quiles, Naveega, Marla Fair, Steph Swanger, Amanda Hitchcock and Zawiah Zainudin. 
* Exchanging Places by Mary Sue
* My Best Friends by Deborah Kittle
* Truth or Dare by Valerie Vancollie
* GI:CS:Endor by Deborah Kittle and J. P. Treleaven
* Birthday Celebration by Mary Jo Fox
* Vader Vista by M. J. Mink
* Remnant Evil by Barbara Gardner
* Magician's Assistant by Mary Sue
* Scent of a Wookiee by D.L. Slaten
* A Conversation Over Drinks by Mary Jo Fox
* Stand by Deborah Kittle
* Letters from the Dark Side by Marla Fair
* The Jedi in Me by Deborah Kittle
* Endless Night by Mary Sue
* Blind Ambitions by Mary Sue
==References==
 
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Category:1995 Zines