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My tummy is haunted

The pantry was full of expired food. Most items in there expired 2-5 years ago. Threw out a whole lot of stuff... Several garbage bags full.
However forgot to check the expiration date on some opened food items in kitchen. Last night I made some Angel Hair pasta. While giving the angel a swirly, and applying butter and salt to evaporate the water into a sludge, I totally was indifferent to the horrors that were about to unfold.
The angel hair noodles you see were in an unmarked container. So the expiration date was unknown. I don't even know where that container came from come to think about it.
Long story short I was strapped to the toilet all night and into wee hours of the morning. Now feeling all better, my stomach is now making odd noises. It sounds like mice practicing for the opera. And it won't stop. It will subside for a while but then the auditions resume. I think my tummy is haunted now.
Always check the expiration dates before you cross the road.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
My uncle worked for Nintendo

My uncle worked for Nintendo and I think his death might not have been an accident after all. When I was just a young lad, my uncle worked as an advisor for Nintendo. He was well trusted among the higher-ups of the company, and therefore had quite a bit of say in the making of many a classic game. That was until he went missing. After a long search operation, his body was found in a river in a nearby town. My uncle's death was eventually ruled a suicide, and after a period of grieving, my family seemed to move on. However, I never was quite convinced of the official narrative. How could someone so full of life commit suicide? It all simply seemed fishy to me, somehow. Well, that brings me to the current situation. My suspicions were confirmed, when I looked through my uncle's old computer. In the computer's recycle bin, I came across a saved email chain between my uncle and a game designer. "I'm going to leave it as it is. If you continue to pester me, I will have you kicked out of this company. It's my game, not yours. MY game, MY choice." "But sir, we have to do something about the problem. Even if you do genuinely believe so, we cannot put it in the game. If the word got out that our new game, Donkey Kong 64, contained a rap song where black people were compared to apes for a whole two verses, the company would be in ruins!" "Fine. I will take it out. HOWEVER, with your actions, you have insulted me. For what you have taken from me, you will pay back with your blood. Regards, Shigeru Miyamoto." As I read these messages, it hit me. Of course his death was not a suicide. How could it have been a suicide, when the cause of his death was listed as "flattened skull due to 6 successive ground pounds"? Before I could do anything, however, I felt the touch of cold metal on the back of my head. I was too afraid to move. Suddenly, I heard a voice, the voice of a japanese man. It whispered into my ear: "So long, gay Bowser".
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Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Vidya games
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
My whole house smells like ass

I came home from work to find that my house smells like ass shit. It smells like someone put dog shit in a pressure washer and sprayed every inch of the house.
There is no shit to be found and I have searched everywhere.
It must be
*shudders*
GHOST POOP
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Potty Humor
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
My wife is losing it and I think it’s my fault

In all my 15 years of marriage, I never thought I'd be in this situation. I'm hiding under my couch, praying it doesn't find me, even though my phone has a really bright screen. I know it's an emergency, and I probably shouldn't be writing to a bunch of sixteen year olds on a goddamn social media website, but I make comically poor decisions.
It all started about two weeks ago. Me and my seggsy wife were out on a walk when I noticed something. A flower, growing out of her foot. I told her about it, but she laughed it off and made a meme reference because she's quirky and not like the other wives. I laughed too, and we continued on our walk.
The story didn't end there, however. My seksy wife who totally exists started to misplace things, even essentials like potato mashers and gravy boats. When I asked her about her carelessness, she shrugged it off, and then sang a little song or something, I don't know how women behave. Nevertheless, I didn't worry about it much.
Things only got worse from there. She eventually stopped getting out of bed, and all she did was sing. I had to order takeout all by myself which is such a pain, and her songs sucked major ass. But, she was still my smokine hotte wife, who is not a fantasy I play in my head as I fall asleep, and I put up with it because I'm a Nice Guy. (Ladies please take note.)
One day I woke up, and saw a massive thing of leaves and flowers on my bed. I screamed in a manly way, and pushed it off the bed. Then I realized it was my wife! She started singing a really creepy song. With chills running down my back, I realized my wife wasn't the male fantasy I created, but rather a forest nymph! I started crying and shaking vigorously, which is a normal reaction to scary things. I ran under the couch, and that's where it ends. Please help me she isn't a good sing-
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
My wife poops in the shower

My wife poops in the shower and stomps it down the drain. Not a joke. She recently told me this and I've been living with it for weeks now. She even broke the news to me while laughing about it. "You know what a waffle stomp is?", she asked me as she laughed and laughed so hard she started crying! I feel disgusted and betrayed. I can't even look at her over breakfast anymore before I head off to work and while at work all I can do is wonder to myself, 'is she doing it right now?'. Apparently this has been going on for years! Says she uses all the scented candles she obsessively buys online to mask the smell. I work 12- 15 hour days so plenty of time to cover her shit stink. A few times we've had to snake the drain due to a clog. Now I know why. I'm not sure I can live this life anymore.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Mysims: the Izumi battle

Marcus Red Sun
Betty Orange Atom
Sicky Green Music
Bob Blue Water
Umi Purple Ghost
Mimi Pink Heart
Olivia Yellow Moon
Juniper Dark Blue Bubble
Here's the story:
Once time Marcus & Betty playing football,some strange was on their planet. It's a enemy girl.Her name is Angol Mois!
Marcus: Oh no!!
Betty: *cries to her bed*
(T_T)
Betty,Go down from here we
having a fight!
I can't without you!
Be strong, Betty!
Now get out!
Betty:SPIRIT EVOLUTION!!!
Rose Betty!
Moa you can't kill the earth for nothing!everyone can die there
see?
Hey, shut the f**ck up!
I can do all I want!
Hhmm?
Lighter
oil
Water
8 seated train
And we burn her up without
clothes
First oil.
After burned,wash her with soap.
And then,shoot her and trap her in
space forever.
The end
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:The Title Is A Lie
Category:Shortpasta
Mystery Dungeon: Welcome to the World of Pokémon

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon can be fun; it's a refreshing break from the usual Pokémon games. Instead of being a trainer; you're a human who was turned into a Pokémon, and you play as that Pokémon for the game.
I have a theory about it, though. Doesn't it seem odd? A human is turned into a Pokémon; leaving their life behind, leaving everyone they know, never going back? Forgetting their friends, family, everything?
Well, here's my theory.
A child in a coma. I know, it's cliché. But this child; either so sick they go into a coma or, following another theory; going into a coma to escape a tortured state, refusing to wake up, having no memory of their life as a human.
When Pokémon attack you in a dungeon; they're trying to wake you up. You're hurting, they're trying to alert you, make you go back. It's your family, your friends, trying to wake you up, get you out of these lucid dreams. But every time your HP goes down low, when you're about to wake up, you just go further into the coma.
So when Gengar tries to 'get rid of you'- he's actually trying to help you wake up.
The game drops subtle hints to you to try and wake you up. It tries to remind you of your life as a human, that this is just a coma, a dream, a game. But life as a Pokémon is just more interesting. So you just slip further and further into the deep sleep.
Now, at the end of the game, it varies depending on your game. In Red and Blue Rescue Team, you're about to go home; about to wake up, trying. But you wish- you wish hard, and you come back. You don't wake up. In Darkness, Sky or Time, you fade away; but after Dialga grants the power of time to your partner; you come back.
And you can never go back to the human world.
So you're stuck as a Pokémon forever; you can never leave, you're trapped in a coma. When you make that wish; when your partner brings you back...
You die.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Pokemon
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
Mystery Mysterio

Mystery Mysterio is a Gameboy game from 1996, it's about 5 teenagers that have to work as house keepers at a hotel for money. You get money, eat lunch, talk to people, seems innocent right?... Wrong. after you beat the game you unlock a secret room.
it's called Room 13, and when you unlock the room, you get to go into it. After you go into it, it looks like a very nice and normal room; until the lighting flashes, which then everything changes. The room looks all bloody, and there's text on the wall that says "You Can't Save Them", and at the bottom of that text, it says "4 of them are dead, and you're next".
After that, the room changes. It now looks like a dark hallway but at the end of said hallway, there's light.Aafter you walk down the dark hall, you end up in a plain white room, then suddenly you see a crying girl in the corner of the room.
After you walk over to her, you see her face... She has a hockey mask on, similar to the one Jason Voorhees wears.. then suddenly, her ugly creepy face pops out of the hockey mask and she screams loudly, then the game goes black and giant bloody text comes up, it says "YOU'RE NEXT" and below the text is your character's body laying on the ground dead!
After people found this the game was taken off store shelves, never to be played again, the game is no where to be found... not Ebay, Amazon, nowhere...
The guy who played the game in the story, refuses to give details about it, but he told us it was real... and if another person finds this game and plays it, he says they will be cursed with a deathly ghost... the ghost of the hockey mask girl. THE END!
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Shortpasta
Mystery Person Hunter

I saw this man once.
His eyes were red. I was afraid for a second but it seemed like he wasn't going to hurt me. I asked him about his eyes, he said it was burned with blood. I didn't understand him but I just said okay.
The next day I saw him looking around on the street, He asked people if they had seen someone with a white face and black pupils. Everyone said no.
From what I had read on the internet the story about a guy with a white face and black pupils.
Was he looking for Jeff The Killer? Isn't that just a story?
The next day I went outside to see the man, ask him if he was looking for Jeff the Killer.
He was nowhere to be found. I went home and got into my room. I saw a letter where there was something written.
Don't look behind you, you might not look back....
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Mystery Science Theater 666

Ok so I was walking down the street when I found a VHS of MST3K exept it was not 3000 it was 666. I was spooked so I took it home and put it in my vcr and watched it. I was a single episode of Puppet Master. I liked the Puppet Master movie so I was wondering how the robots would recat to it. It started off with the intro but blood was everywhere and the gizmonic institute had blood on it. The screen was really red. Then it cut to Crow with a knife and his eyes were hyperrealistic and bloody. I thought it was just a glitch, so I kept watching. Crow went up to Servo, who was eating RAM chips. Crow stabbed Servo at least 54 times. Servo was bleeding hyperrealistic blood, which was weird because robots donr bleed. It then went to the Theater where they watched Puppet Master. It was normal exept Servo was not there. Joel asked why Crow had a knife, but Crow just stabbed Joel in the face 12345 times. Crow left the theater and got a chainsaw. He went over to Gypsy and cut her to bits. I was shocked. He then went back to the theatre and continued watching the movie. Once it ended, Crow went to Cambot and said "I will find you next" all with his bloody eyes. I feared for my life and destroyed the tape with and axe. I am writing this as I am hiding in my basement, for the satellite of love has crashed, and Crow is hunting me down with a chainsaw. If you find a MST3K Puppet Master episode, DO NOT WATCH IT!
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:YT Readings
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Cliche Madness
Myth: k3nzie

K3nz1e is a 9 year old child on roblox, looking for new friends. Her bio reads : "hi! im kenzie and i like to draw a lot i hope we can become best friends forever!"
Its not really creepy but.. she made friends with the account named as : shotosgirl200, when kenzie met the player she seemed pretty normal at first and then they went for a house tour, the house was pretty empty when you first walk in, but then the upstairs had a safe and a desk with a chair. Shoto thought it was pretty odd and asked about it. kenzie said it was her "time-out chair" Shoto got scared and left the game.
Kenzie got mad and started spamming her inbox over and over again saying in all caps; "WHY DID YOU LEAVE" until kenzie went to another game by herself, it was called "house"
Shoto joined the game with her and started saying sorry several times to kenzie. But kenzie said it wasnt enough and she would make her mother pay. so kenzie took out a gernade and blew the house up. and then the house caught on fire. and then kenzie said to meet shoto at "Fiddlepats Tea Party" and they did, and then kenzie started spamming ; "WHY WHY WHY ME" and shoto got creeped out and she left.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
N.U.K.E

Just to start out dont read this at night.or it will give you nightmares! it starts 2 years ago at russia. they have just made a nucular powerplant. it was EXTREMELY radioactive. they had radioactive sighns EVRYWHERE. they had to lock evry single door at the powerplant. only russian and the u.s.a army where alowed there. they had a big sighn that said NO NAZIS. it was a big powerplant they had. it all went a-ok TILL the nazis attacked this was a baad thing. they went for the powerplant first! they took out the guards then made there way inside. they thought if they set off a nuke to blow up a ALREADY MEGA NUKE powerplant. so they planted the nuke. they had t - 3 seconds to get out.
went it went of 1000 nazis died and the WHOLE state of russia was wiped out. 1000 nazis lived 200 russians lived 10 americans lived. for the ones who did escaped where fine. BUT the ones who didnt but lived tuned into mutants. and the mutans spread out when they got to the nazis base they attacked the whole state. none lived. so to this day the mutants still are alive but they are held captive. at any moment they can escape. they may have already! thats why people lock their doors. not to stop bugulars. thats a lie. we lock our doors to keep them out. just in case if they got out.....have fun sleeping tonight! >:]
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Shortpasta
NAKED SHERK

Moral: "Don't disobey your mother"
I was at home eating lasagna, it was the 32nd of the 13th of 1337, until my mother told me to brush my teeth, but I said I wasn't going to, she got angry and threw me out of the window, I fell face down on the floor and scraped my face, there was a mark.
My mother told me I wasn't going to sleep at home that day. I was in shock, but I didn't have much to do. Walking near the house, I found a bush, I lay down there and slept, for some reason, I felt like taking my clothes off and just wearing my underwear, I woke up to the stench of cancer, I was paralyzed, a thick hand with thick green fingers was hugging me from behind, it wasn't a human, it looked like an ogre, he hugged me and said: "you're safe now", and I died and until now he's looking for me...
I wasn't dead (I think), I woke up in a very smelly place, a stench of shit with piss and feces with ogre breath, a gooey place with thorns.
When I managed to get out, I fell from a height of 1 QUADRILLION meters and broke my leg, when I looked up, I saw that I was on Mount Everest and in front was a mountain, I looked back and I saw... a fat green guy with a school shirt.
A black hole opened up and a thick green hand pulled me into it, I ended up on the moon, Shrek paralyzed me, he was naked and he said to me: "look what you've done", after that I saw Mars hitting the earth and an egg explosion, Shrek started crying and saying: "you're not safe anymore", and then he took a chainsaw out of his balls and stuck it up my ass.
I woke up in the bushes and I looked back and I saw... that my ass was gone.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shrek
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Shortpasta
NES Godzilla Creepypasta Alternate Ending

Since everyone hates the ending to this story, I took a little time and made an alternative one. I personally find it to be a big improvement.
...And it was then that Red revealed his true form: He was John Madden all along!
I sharted myself out of sheer terror, and the sound must have caught the attention of a monster who came to my aid! And thus, the final battle did commence.
The resulting battle was so intense that it caused the NES to explode, sending the cartridge hurtling out the window and into a wall where it smashed into pieces.
I borke the game.
So I guess I win!
Credited to (also the author of the original NGC)
Read the full story here.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Satire
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Old Shit
Category:Classics
Category:Shortpasta
NES Godzilla Creepypasta Spinoffs that will never happen

Feel free to add to this list!
==The List==
*Solomon's Sexy Ceiling
*Red eats lasagna from Cooking with Mario
*Red vs. Blue
*Godzilla trips on a branch
*Red agrees that Mothra sux
*Godzilla and Red vs. Sonic.exe and EVIL PATRIXXX
*Godzilla vs. EVIL ULTRIXXX
*Red doesn't want to set the world on fire
*JAFF TAH KILLA AND GAWDZILLA VERSES LEOPORD AND REEEDDDDDDDDDDD(Oh wait, that one happened.)
*Red visits Black Mesa and starts the resonance cascade.
*Red and Solomon try mutual masturbation.
*Solomon is cr1tikal
*Red fucks Melissa: the movie: the game: the fanfic: the porno: the movie game
*Not-Baragon shoots white "bullets"
*Godzilla vs The Rat King 2: Electric Keyboard CONTEST
*Cooking with RED
*Melissa contracts Terminal 7
*[Achievement Unlocked: Red got a stiffy! (1000G)]
*Red, Zach, Melissa, and Solomon have a foursome.
*Solomon gets AIDS.
*Solomon and Red make a porno.
*Godzilla: Replay Chapter 6
*Godzilla: Obama vs Red To determine THE NEW Presidential Bitch
*Godzilla gropes some Zenithian titties.
*NES Godzilla 2 (Kinda Exists)
*RED IS ALIVE AGAIN OH SHEEYUT!
*RED IS DEAD BUT HIS VIRGINITY IS NOT
*Red x Zach
*Red invades the Pokemon world to be the very best like no one ever was.
*Solomon Vs. Mecha Solomon
*Solomon Discovers TV Tropes
*Solomon Meets a Better Kaiju
*Zach reads Godzilla NES Fanfics
*Red vs. Evil Patrixxx
*Solomon vs. Temmie
*Godzilla vs. Hoopa Unbound
*Pasta Theory: Godzilla is Ness!
*Radiation's NES Godzilla Creepypasta Halloween Hack
*Godzilla, Mothra, Solomon, Anguirus, and Acacius: Giant Monsters All Out Anal Sex Party
Category:Collab
Category:Lists
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
NES Godzilla Trollpasta

When I was a little kid, the two things I loved most in life were Godzilla and NES games. So naturally when Godzilla: Monster of Monsters came out, it was like a dream come true. Well, almost. To sum it up, most of the game revolved around getting through (very repetitive) outer space levels while smashing up tanks and jets, and then fighting against Godzilla's monster enemies. Overall, it was pretty mediocre, but back then I didn't care. When I got the game as a present for my tenth birthday, I played it night and day as much as I could.
Unfortunately, I had traded the game for Amagon a year later, much to my regret when I found out what the game was like. Recently, I had bought a new NES system, and through a lot of hunting and asking around, my friend, Billy, finally managed to get a copy of Godzilla: Monster of Monsters.
I was pumped to play my favorite childhood game. It never even occurred to me to ask Billy where he found it. He also gave me some other games like Legend of Zelda, Bomberman, and some stupid thing called Action 52, but Godzilla had to come first.
So I started the game, and the nostalgia came flooding back like a tidal wave. Godzilla's 8-bit theme song flooded proudly through the speakers and I was soon grinning like an idiot.
Some people laugh at me for playing such outdated games, but I've never had as much enjoyment for any games other than those on the NES. Those 8-bit games take me back to when things were much simpler, more...safe.
I played the game and it was fun. There was nothing wrong with the game and it was just as I remembered it.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Vidya games
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Shortpasta
NEVANA HIDEN SONG

10 MINUTES AFTER SOMETIN IN DA WAY A SONG WILL PLAY AND KURT WILL TELL U TO GO TO HEL! AND IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE HAD MONTEZUNAS REVENGE WHILE MAKING THE SONG.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:ALL CAPS
Category:Rituwel
Category:Music
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta