Knaked Knights/Soramimi

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Misheard dialogue for the film, Knaked Knights. There may be a few repeats.
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==Characters==
Anthony CapriattiAnthony StoneRod PupretDan CanuckSteve GrierSam AshtonRainey MasonJames Rider
==Touhou Project Characters?/Waifus?/Outside sources?==
A: Yes.
===Who?/What?===
* Mr. China.
* Eagle perfume.
* Pretty Cure.
* Muska.
==Names taken from film?==
A: Yes.
===Who?===
* Hirata Gensui (平田元帥).
* Knight Schumacher (騎士シューマッハ).
* Chinko Chitchai (ちんこちっちゃい).
* Princess Ketsuholedesu (プリンセス＊ケツホルデス).
* Chavez Obama (チャべス・オバマ).
* Iguchi Hiromi (井口ヒロミ).
* Usui Reeves (臼井リーブス).
* Hangyou jin (半漁人).
==Languages?==
English:
: Anthony Capriatti
: Sam Ashton
: Steve Grier
: Dan Canuck
: Anthony Stone
: James Rider
: Rod Pupret
: Rainey Mason
==Prologue==
* My father's kingdom is rightfully ours! (Schumacher) - 相変わらずキングの在庫ありやぁす
** aikawarazu kingu no zaiko ari yaa su - We still have the king in stock.
* Well if we can capture the evil princess then we can probably regain it. (C.C.) - 俺たちの父上である王が命を落とした。
** oretachi no chichiuedearu o ga inochi o otoshita - The king who is our father died.
* She's in there surrounded by guards! (AC) - 自然にそれあるまいがぁ？
** shizen ni sore aru mai gaa? - I do not have it naturally?
* We don't have any weapons. We're gonna have to do this by surprise. (Hirata) - これはいくらです？これが実物場所プライス
** kore wa ikuradesu? kore ga jitsubutsu basho puraisu - How much is this? This is real place price.
* Off to the dungeon with you! (James Rider) - have to男児までエロ
** have to danji made ero - Have to be a boy until I'm erotic.
* Line up! (Obama) - ライナー
** Raina - Liner.
* Get up against the wall! (James Rider) - 平田元帥は…？
** Hirata gensui wa…? - Hirata Gensui...?
* Get up there! (James Rider) - 平田！？
** Hirata!? - Hirata!?
* Put your hands out! (James Rider) - バイソルジャーズ
** baisorujaazu - Bi Soldiers.
*Watch them closely (Obama) - ワシの香水♂
** washi no kosui - Eagle perfume.
* Hands out. (Obama) - 便座ぁ
** benza~a - Toilet seat.
*They're secure! (James Rider) - くりぃむしちゅー
** Kuri~ imushichuu - Creamstew.
*Chiyah! (Hirata) - 嘘やん！
** Usoyan! - Lie!
*Guys we gotta break outta here! (C.C.) - 大丈夫だよプリキュアあるよ
** daijobudayo purikyua aru yo - It's all right it's got a PreCure.
* These chains are too tight. (C.C.) - ちんこちっちゃい
** Chinko Chicchai - My penis is small.
*I'm stuck. (Schumacher) - ムスカ
** Musuka - Muska.
*** Colonel Muska is a human government agent and the main antagonist of the movie Castle in the Sky.
* I can't budge. (AC) - やっぱり・・・
** yappari... - I knew it...
*We gotta get outta here. If the princess gets a hold of us. (Hirata) - 1st part: 歪みがあるよ / 1st part: 歪みあるよ / 2nd part: プリンセス＊ケツホルデス
** 1st part: Yugami ga aru yo - There's wickedness.
** 1st part: Yugami aru yo - There's wickedness.
** 2nd part: prinsesu＊ketsuhorudesu - Princess Ketsuholedesu.
==Hot Wax==
* So now who's the joke over here. (Hiromi) - そうなるんです、常考じゃ
** sounaru ndesu, joukou ja - That's right, isn't it obvious?
* You guys can't sneak up on us now. (Reeves) - 四つケツのカズヤさぁ～ん
** Yottsu ketsu no Kazuya sa~a~n - Four asses Kazuya.
*Take our clothes, who do you guys think you are? (Hiromi) - てかこのお尻が素敵ワォ★
** teka kono o shiri ga suteki wa~o - This butt is nice wow★
*You guys are real tough trying to sneak up all behind me. (Reeves) - 谷津のターちゃん、スイカバニー杯目 / 湯浅立っちゃうザスニーカー速水 / いや自分勃っちゃうスニーカーハミハミ
** tanitsu no taa-chan, suikabani haime - Tanitsu's Tar-chan, watermelon bunny cup eye.
**yuasa tatchau zasuniikaa hayami - I'm going to stand up, Zasnika Hayami.
**iya jibun okotchau suniikaahamihami - No, I'm gonna give myself a boner, Sneakers Hamihami.
* I'll get my uniform back, you can count on that. (Reeves) - 1st part: おっきなユニフォームね / 1st part: 秋山みんな掘るね / 2nd part: ゆっくりかもねぇ / 2nd part: 粋がるねえ
** 1st part: okkina yunifoumu ne - It's a big uniform.
** 1st part: akiyama min'na horu ne - Akiyama, everyone digs.
** 2nd part: yukkuri kamo ne~e - Maybe slowly.
** 2nd part: iki garu nee - You're so cool.
*You guys are the jokes now. (Hiromi) - 行くな、中国さん
** ikuna, chugoku-san - Don't go, Mr. China.
==Single File==
* I'd hate to be killing one of you guys. (Hiromi) - 杏仁豆腐ってことのほか苦いス
** an nindofu tte koto no hoka nigai su - Other than bitter melon tofu.
* Don't look at me. (Hiromi) - どんな気分？
** don na kibun - What kind of feeling is it?
* Come on, move it! (Hiromi) - ドロワー脱げ
** dorowa nuge - Take off the drawer.
==The Moat Monster==
* Step over. (Reeves) - ｽﾃｯﾌﾟ♂ﾜｺﾞﾝ…
** Suteppu ♂ wagon… - Step wagon...
* Step over the ropes. (Hiromi) - ｽﾃﾃｺのﾌﾞﾙｰｽ
** Suteteko no burūsu - Steteco's Blues.
* Seek a way! Guys out of here! (?) (Hirata) - ソーセージたちは　おびえている！ / オバタリアン！
** Sōsēji-tachi wa obiete iru! - Sausages are scared!
** Obatarian! - Obatalian!
==Breaking free of the chains==
* Guys! Guys! Check it out! (Hirata) - さぁ！しっかり！！シロよ♂
** Sa~a! Shikkari! ! Shiro yo ♂ - Come on! Tightly! White.
* Put your chains! Put your chains down! (Hirata) - 1st part: フリチン☆ / 2nd part: フルチンぞ！
** 1st part: Furichin ☆ - Penis hanging out.
** 2nd part: Furuchin zo! - Penis hanging out!