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F7

F7 is a useless key. The only purpose of F7 is to increase the volume on your personal computer, and for some people, it just doesn't even work for them! Gah! Useless! It's also surrounded by mostly useless keys, with the only reason of you accidentally pressing it is because your hands slipped over from the 7 key to the F7 key.
Let's be honest here, F7 is a waste of space on a computer. You don't and will not need to use the F7 key. Supposedly, another purpose of it was to spellcheck WORD. WORD! Who is going to use this at all? The boomers? Even then, they're beginning to abandon Word and moving towards the modern shit.
Now with all this talking, you might want a way to remove it. In which case, use a hammer! Annihilate that key as if you were writing a featured article. Except you won't be writing one, dipshit. After painstakingly removing the F7 key, congratulations! You removed the F7 key, and can now live a F7-less life. Until you buy a new computer. In which case you'll need to do the whole process again.
It is commonly believed that a hammerin' a day keeps the insert away. You should try it!
Alright, now I gotta go... I needa hammer my own key... uhh... AGHH! AUGH! YEAH! TAKE THAT, DIPSHIT!!!
Well that went better than expected.
F9

"F9" or "Function Key number 9" as the Queen calls it, is the only key on a modern computer keyboard for which there has never been a verified instance of it being pressed.
== F9 History ==
In 1997, Sir Isaac Newton discovered his need for another Function Key. He pondered that there was F8 F10, but no F9. He created Newton's Laws of Universal Function 9 Key.
F9 is the only key on the modern keyboard to which its exact origin is not known. It was mentioned in the Old testement in JOB Chapter F verse 9. "And God said unto that bloke from earlier that he should never press such a button. To do so would be as to suck a horse."
Despite such biblical warnings, almost all keyboards up until 2003 had an F9 key.
== Lotus Notes ==
Such is the fear surrounding the F9 key, people were shocked when, in 1996, Lotus Notes decided that this button would be the one users had to press to update their email inbox. As a consequence nobody has ever been able to read any correspondance using the Lotus Notes system.
== Suspected Pressing of F9 ==
On January the 12th 2003, Jack Skaner, a fourteen year old school kid from Wey-hey-mouth in England, told his parents that he was going upstairs to do research for his homework on the internet. As usual his parents reminded him not to press "F9". "Don't worry mummy.", reportedly came the reply.
That was the last time Mr and Mrs Skaner saw Jack. It later emerged that Jack had been boasting to his classmates that "he was definitely going to press it" and that "F9 is a pussy button for pussys."
== FAF9 ==
In February 2003, a month after the unexplained disappearance of Jack Skaner, Kate Skaner, his mother, formed, with several other concerned parents, FAF9, Families Against F9. Their aim was to spread awareness of the dangers of specific keys. "Computer Keyboard manufacturer's need to take a greater responsibility for their function keys", Mrs Skaner remarked at the campaign launch, "whilst F9 is such an unknown and volatile quantity, parents need to supervise their kids whilst they are using computer equipment."
== Safety Keyboards ==
In March 2003, partly as a result of the FAF9 campaign, Dell became the first company to produce a "Safety Keyboard". The Safety Keyboard was identical to a normal keyboard but with the F9 key removed. Almost all keyboard manufacturers have now followed suit.
== F9 Movie ==
A movie entitled 'F9'was made of the John Skayner story starring Kevin Spacey. The keyboard used had an extra F8 instead of an F9. CGI was used to superimpose F9 onto the extra F8 key so it looked as if it had been pressed by Spacey.
== F9 and this article ==
You do realise... that to get to this page you probably pressed the F9 key on that virtual keyboard down there? That tingling sensation you are now feeling is God being angry with you.
== F9 Trivia ==
- Marilyn Manson claims to have traced his bloodline back to the Key F9
- Apple computers actually use F9 for something!
Category:Computers
FU

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== Background and Discovery ==
Fu is a cheerful chap and is happiest when in control of his own personal empire in Hong Kong. Here he is cunningly disguised as his alter-ego Chairman Fu. This cunning transformation was only discovered after extensive investigation. By applying the mystic art of hat wearing it was discovered that Fu could transform himself into a plethora of different characters. Cunning...yes, very. So very cunning.
Chairman Fu is a communist...a dirty dirty communist. Enough said.
Normal Fu, or Fu original, inspires much joviality and film making. He combines original political comment with light-hearted humour. This is probably due to his being the "unfortunate victim of forced multiculturalism".
== Songs ==
Fu inspires many songs. The general rule is replace any one syllable word with "Fu":
 
* All you need is Fu - The Beatles
 
* Bohemian like Fu - Dandy Warhols
* chosen fu - fu figthers
* Don't stop Fu now - Queen
* every me and every Fu - Placebo
* From me to Fu - The Beatles
* Fu for thought - foo fighters
* Fu's company - foo fighters
* Fu's gold - foo fighters
* Hate to say i told Fu so - The Hives
* Hey Fu - The Beatles
* I got Fu baby - Sonny and Cher
* I need fu, more than anyone darling - Abba
* I want to hold Fu's hand - The Beatles
* Knowing Me, Knowing Fu, Aha - Alan Partridge
* Love me Fu - The Beatles
* Praise Fu - Fatboy Slim
* Rock with Fu - Michael Jackson
* She loves Fu - The Beatles
* The Best of Fu - Foo fighters
* Up to my neck in fu - AC-DC
* What I like about Fu - The Ramones
* Fu the system - System of a Down
*Do Fu Know What I Mean - Oasis
*My Friends Over Fu - New Found Glory
*Miss Fu - Feeder
*Because Of Fu - Kelly Clarkson
Category:Communists
Category:Chinese people
Fabricio Werdum

Fabricio "The Native Brazilian Horse" Werdum is an MMA former champion. He likes to get opponent's ass kicked like his ass. He has 5 straight victories, from Cain Velasquez to Travis Browne. Dana White was impressed he was the only man standing knockouts to Velasquez, but the Negro Alistair Overeem fucked four fingers to him in Strikeforce and UFC. He was again caught up by Ivan Drago, receiving a 3-year surgery that he can't expect.
==Career==
Werdum's showing his opponents a flying knee kick that he knocked the 31st Emperor of Russia. While trained in his hometown, his combination of stints are impossible to do so. He has 198 wins and 2 loses to Overeem. In his first MMA promotion career, he was brought up by UFC fighting a man with short skills, but ended up losing in a unanimous decision. In order for him to kill the brains of his former friends and fighters, hard training by Rocky Balboa helped him.
===Fabricio Werdum vs. Fedor Emelianenko===
Werdum was strong and tall and enough to suffocate Fedor, by knocking him out in the early minutes of the first round. He was getting a straight win for him, that the Russian fighter commented, "That asshole choked me to nearly death!"
===Fabricio Werdum vs. Cain Velasquez===
"Yes, short for me to learn him the lessons to retire." As Velasquez was heard of fucking two feets of Lesnar, he gets a title shot. He agrees to take on the fight, but Werdum's deadly combinations made Velasquez stupid and crazy. Joe Rogan and Mike Goldberg was upset of the results. Werdum, saying "These bitches gonna earn money porn for the both of their asses."
===Fabricio Werdum vs. Alistair Overeem===
These two are the baddest men of the Octagon. Negro showed up underdog, but soon Werdum was guided of his punches, being submitted in three rounds.
Category:Brazil
Category:Mixed martial artists
Category:Fighters
Fagpuss

Fagpuss was a popular 1970s British cartoon series, which though restricted to just 13 episodes remains a much loved series. As with all British cartoon series of this era the show was filled with homosexual innuendo and numerous masturbation references.
==Opening Credits==
Each show would begin with the same opening sequence, which details a worldview demonstrating metaphysical solipsism within the main character, where the individual self of the solipsistic philosopher (portrayed by a saggy old, baggy pink cat) is the whole of reality and that the external world and other persons (represented by annoying singing mice, a ragdoll and a negroid frog) are representations of that self having no independent existence.
 Fagpuss, dear Fagpuss 
 Old Fat Furry Fagpuss 
 Wake up and look at this thing that I bring 
 Wake up, be bright, be golden and light 
 Fagpuss, oh hear what I sing
Each of the episodes would deal specifically with an "item" deposited by some 60's Hippy child dressed in Edwardian clothing. The characters would discuss at length their interpretation of the "thing" before Fagpuss would get bored and fall asleep by the fire.
==Characters== 
===Madeleine the Ragdoll===
Representing the bored bourgeoisie, Madeleine the Ragdoll sings and tells tales to keep the oppressed workers from realising their true condition. Sharp-eyed viewers will have noticed a frame behind her rockingchair in Episode II, which can clearly be seen to read "Degree First Class, with Honours, awarded to Madeleine Remnant-Ragdoll" in Wittgensteinian Studies from the University of Cardiff.
===Gabriel the Toad===
Featuring the vocal talents of Sir John "Johnny" Gielgud, Gabriel the Toad, is a fat, green felt frog with large, dark amber eyes perched on a blue barrel with a banjo in his hands. With his love of traditional English folk music Gabriel would launch into song at the slightest provocation, becoming the main reason for the Mice plotting against him.
===Professor Yaffle===
The original character was called Professor Yiffle, in an attempt to explain his love of stuffed super furry animals. Portrayed in the series by Bertrand Russell, Professor Yaffle is a lovable wooden woodpecker with violent tendencies. In six of the thirteen episodes he aggressively argues with Fagpuss, one of which features a twenty-seven minute diatribe about cartesian skepticism.
===Annoying Singing Mice===
 We will rock you, rock you little snake, 
 We will keep you snug and warm.
When you need something fixing, you can always rely on a ragtag collection of high pitched rodents to get things sorted. Or so went the thinking at the BBC in 1974. But then they also thought that The Clangers and Fingerbobs were good ideas.
==Trivia==
*Fagpuss was voted the second most popular children's programme of all time, coming second to The Fondles, a group of small hairy men who hang out on Wimbledon Common.
*A fourteenth episode was planned in which the cast were killed off in an arson attack, but it never reached the filming stage.
Category:British television programmes
Category:Cartoons
Category:Camp
Category:Cats
Category:Cartoon Cats
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Fake

"Fake" is a real word in the English language that, when directed at any entity, indicates that entity is a cheap, poorly manufactured, or blatant ripoff of something else. Faking is usually done by pathological liars, the government, and women. It is also known as the only way to get people to do what you want them to do.
Professional fakers study with a Zen master for ten years to receive a Master of Business Administration degree. At the end of this period of study, they realize they can just tell people they've finished the degree without actually having done it.
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==The Science of Fakes==
Fakes have a life cycle: imitation → bastardization → misrepresentation → stolen trade secret → copyright infringement → fake → lawsuit, and finally - statistics. Statistics are in turn stolen by pundits and the media to create new fakes.
The advent of quantum physics has changed the modern perception of fake formation. Karl Marx, in his landmark book The Evolution of Physics, asserts:
"A lie is a statement based on a logical discrepancy, which draws energy from its surroundings with the relationship 
: E = (m*g) / q^2 
where E is the energy, m*g is the weight of the lie, and q is the probability that you are not in a movie (q = 1 - probability you are in a movie). As this simple relationship shows, I totally just pulled all of that out of my ass. Or did I?"
However, commonly used basic measure unit describing the amount of fake retained by a given object is Photoshops or Ps.
The book also predicted the existence of a new type of fake, the hoax, which is used to confuse people in order to control them. An example of a hoax is:
==See also==
*Pander
*Flip-flops
*Truth
*Dr. Phil
*Bill Clinton
*George W. Bush
*Pathological Liars
*Liar Liar 
*Fake announcer voice
*Education
==External links==
*Buying fake shit, handbags, watches in nyc
Category:PhilosophyCategory:Politicscategory:Fake things
Fake IDs

Fake IDs are the #1 export of the United States of America. Without revenue from Fake ID sales, the entire American Capitalist economic system would collapse overnight.
== Recommended uses of Fake IDs ==
Fake IDs are useful in many different situations, and are absolutely essential if anyone ever wants to travel anywhere.
=== Obscure your actual face ===
If you have a recognizable face, flashing your Fake ID in front of your face can help you obscure your features and avoid discovery and capture. This is a preferred method by most fashionable suicide bombersand other people who want in.
=== Fool foreign governments into thinking you're somebody else ===
:This method was developed as part of a Creative Commons collaboration by You and Anonymous.
By putting the name "Somebody Else" and a picture of yourself on your Fake ID, you can fool most stupid illiterate border guards in foreign countries that you are, in fact, the Queen of England, Elvis, or the Pope. This is useful for many different kinds of practical jokes, like Jihad against the Jews and infidels.
=== Waltz across borders ===
This requires a Walkman, mp3 player or other portable music device, loaded with some Waltz music.
# Press play.
# Dance: one, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three.
# Cross border.
=== Steal Somebody Else's identity, and thus, money ===
Yeah, show up at a bank with a withdrawal check and a Fake ID. You can't go wrong. Just walk to the bank, and flash it to the teller, like in the "obscure your face" category.
=== Obtain alcohol and nicotine products ===
The National Minimum Drinking Age Act of 1984 (US only) for the first time required minors to use Fake IDs when purchasing alcohol. (Between prohibition and 1984, Fake IDs were optional for minors.) This legislation was pushed through by lobbyists for Adobe and HP.
While your own Fake ID will allow you to personally purchase these products, Somebody Else's Fake ID will allow you to withdrew money from their account to buy those staples of a well-round diet, alcohol and cigarettes. This is quite beneficial to everyone involved, as Somebody Else is too chicken to use their Fake ID. 
If you do not have a Fake ID, all is not lost. Just make up some fake alcohol, and trade it for a Fake ID.
=== Drive land and air vehicles without permission ===
:Main article: Grand Theft Auto
VROOM VROOM!
=== Pretty much do whatever you want, in a general kind of way ===
This is only for true Fake ID masters, but is definitely the best use of Fake IDs!
== Example of a Fake ID ==
Category:Anonymouscategory:Fake things
Falling Off Of A Roof Anonymous

Falling Off Of A Roof Anonymous is an international self-help organisation dedicated to helping people who are addicted to falling off of roofs. FOOARA helps these people kick the roof-falling habit and get their lives back on track.
Many people are somewhat surprised to learn that falling off roofs can be so addictive. However, as anyone who has fallen off a roof knows, once you start, it's very hard to stop. The following transcript from an FOOARA meeting should give some indication of the hardships involved in recovering from this terrible affliction.
::Fred L: Hello, everyone. I'd like you all to meet our new member, Jack P.
::Jack P: Hi. My name's Jack, and I'm a fallingofftheroofoholic.
::All: Hello, Jack.
::Fred L: Tell us a little about yourself, Jack. How did you first succumb to the demon falling?
::Jack P: Well, I was on the roof one day, and I met a pusher. He said he'd shove me right off the roof, no charge.
::Fred L: Ah, yes. The first one is always free. Go on.
::Jack P: Well, I accepted his offer, and pretty soon I was in this total downwards spiral. It wasn't long before I hit rock bottom. But with the help of FOOTRA, I hope to get back on my feet.
::Fred L: With our emotional and spiritual support, you will.
::Jack P: No, I meant that literally. Can someone help me up?
::Fred L: Oh, sorry. There. Now, with our help, we can make sure that you will never again fall off the roof of the wagon. All you need is our twelve step program.
::Jack P: Fred, I'll be lucky to make one step. I think I broke my knee.
==FOOTRA Twelve Step Program==
* Step 1 - Stay off the roof.
* Steps 2 -12 No really, just stay off the damn roof. If you need someone to fix the aerial, just call an electrician. It doesn't cost that much, and you can afford it, you cheapskate.
==See also==
* Anonymous
* Alcoholics Anonymous
* Drunks
Category:OrganizationsCategory:QuaintCategory:Not food
False

False is minimalist scientists idea created by George Boole in the mid 19th century along with sets, Number Theory, Algebra, and really, really hard sums. 
It is not known what sort of researches he exactly did in his laboratory, but Boole ended up creating two very basic ideas, which he named True and False.
True and False are usually considered opposite, since Boole used to say "Tertium non datur" (latin for "a third does not exist") this has come to be known as the Law of excluded Middle.
Skeptics claim that in fact, Boole faked his death and is True and False, for they were all never seen together in the same room by any third party. As already mentioned, neither True nor False were ever seen by anybody alive. However, it is true that False is a true master of disguise. 
==20th century events==
About a century later, a couple of scientists stumbled across Boole's idea of minimalism again. In next to no time, they were fully convinced of the advantage of binary calculations, since this way, there are a mere 100002 different functions with two arguments. Scientists are very lazy, of course; Some of them have pushed the limit even further by switching to the unary number system instead (with 0 possible binary functions).
This event is widely considered as the dawn of the digital era.
Due to increasing laziness, scientists have agreed worldwide to use the numerals 0 (zero) and 1 (one) for False and True, respectively. 
In the late 20th century, with the advent of cheap on-line pornography Computers have become universally popular and boffins were quick to take advantage of all the previous false ground work which had been laid down using 0 and 1 in almost all of their calculations.
==See also==
* Binary
* Computer science
* Maths
* Girls
Category:Logic
Category:Popular Lies
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False Rumours

It is very difficult to say what False Rumours are because there are so many things that they are NOT. First of all...
==A Guide On False Rumours==
To write a false rumour, you must 
1) Be one of the following people
* A n00b
* The Author of this page (recommended, do it now)
* A liar
* God
* Jeremy Kyle
* Andrew Lloyd Webber
* Frank Lloyd Wright
* Pink Floyd
* Pink
2) Do forensic and frequently intimate and carnal research on the victim of the stirred shit. It is advised that you have a good night of passionate, if not, unwanted sex with the victim.
3) Stalk them at night and find out the truth of the matter.
4) Print your new-found rumours on Uncyclopedia, making sure to tell readers of articles what has NOT been happening. Make sure you capitalise the NOT. Positivity is NOT recommended and will lead to a chaotic nation of people running round and dinosaurs eating city buildings, gorillas taking your wives and Steven Spielberg dragging young blond busty women to a watery grave.
==The Point Of False Rumours==
False rumours exist so that the readers of articles can be guaranteed the truth, whatever race, colour, creed, social class or mobile phone network their houses might harbour therein. 
==Encore==
And I leave you with a selection of randomly selected false rumours from some of our most trustworthy sauces...but mostly complete liars, bounders and cads. Enjoy!
* Russian Reversal is NOT a disease akin to HIV/AIDS.
* Sebastian from Little Britain is NOT every Prime Minister's most wild dream.
* The cartoons of the prophet Mohammed do NOT depict him floating like a butterfly, NEITHER do they depict him stinging like a bee.
* Kim Jong Il does NOT climb the Empire State Building with your wife.
* Andrew Flintoff does NOT have relatives named Fred of Wilma.
* Stevie Wonder did NOT go blind as a result of Stars In Their Eyes
* Large Hailstones in America are NOT really God creating lots of Zinedine Zidanes and getting them to dive head-first towards innocent victims.
* The flood in Noah's ark was NOT the result of God listening to Oasis's Champagne Supernova and trying to copy the idea.
* Taking a pint of Polonium 210, mixing it in with a dollop of ricin, seasoning it with a bucket of cyanide and sprinkling some cocaine mixed with urine is NOT a recipe for disaster.
* Dick Cheney has NOT written a book called "If I DID shoot That Guy in the face with a quail".
* Agent Orange is NOT a superhero Messiah from Vietnam.
* A small virus in the electrical system will NOT cause Japan to asplode.
* Washington Danforth III is NOT the very model of a modern Major-General, with information vegetable, animal, and mineral, who knows the kings of England, and quotes the fights historical, from Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.
==See Also==
* Liars
* Jeffrey Archer
* Bob Geldof
* Perverts
* Paedophiles
* Freaks
* Long-Expected Nazi Syndrome
Category:Liars