Far Realms Sex

Far Realms Sex and Far Realms Sux are Star Wars anthologies, parody zines of Far Realms.
There was a planned third issue: in 1993, the editor said it had a least one submission. This third issue was never completed.
==Some History==
In 2013, one of the publishers of these zines provided the following history:
==Issue 1==
Far Realms Sex was published in 1984 and contains 12 pages.
This zine includes "outraged" letters by fans who objected to every aspect of the zine, calling it shitty, a pitiful excuse for a zine, and tripe. Authors, using humorous pseuds, included Ann Wortham, Cheree Cargill, Laura Virgil, Jenni Hennig, and L.A. Carr.
From the editorial: "This shabbily-produced piece of trash is the product of an illegitimate collaboration between Galactic Winds Press and Falcon Press, neither of which will take sole responsibility. This waste of paper is copyrighted (reluctantly)... and is an amateur (boy! is it ever!) publication which hopefully won't ever see the light of day again."
The zine also includes a "notice" that parodies a canceled zine announcement: "I would like to announce that my proposed "Man from A.U.N.T.I.E." zine ("Change the Channel") will not be printed because I lost interest and because I only got contributors from no-talent hacks... Also, my Western zine, "Gone to Pittsburgh" is now out of print because my mother found the masters where they have falling in the garbage can... and put them out for the trashmen to pick up. Unfortunately, all my records as to who had ordered copies were lost as well, so I won't be able to refund any of the checks for $38.95 each that the 300 or so people sent me. So, don't call me; I'll call you... or if you insist on gettin' nasty, I'll have my lawyers contact you."
Contents of issue one:
* I Fondled My Sister's Buns by Luke Skywalker, ghostwritten by Nenni Henni
* A Man and His Blaster by Cherry Cordial
* Making Wookiee (Chewie Lets It All Hang Out!) by Homer
* Hot Sex in the Jundland Wastes by Anne Worthit
* An Elegant Weapon by Nenni Henni
* I Was Mistriss two the Rebel Alliance by A.L. Truck
* there are ads for fake zines, inclding "A Trembling in the Force," "Far Reaches," "Square of Light," "Wookiee Nookiee," "Kinky Droids," "Imperial Variations"
==Issue 2==
Far Realms Sux was published in 1985 and contains 21 pages.
From the editorial: "Nope, we didn't learn our lesson the first time. Here we are again with the second edition of this piece of crap that gives new meaning to the term "crudzine!" Once again, Jeanine Hennig and Cheree Cargill are forced to take responsibility for this libelous waste of paper and reluctantly copyright it 1985 on behalf of Galactic Winds Press and Falcon Press, so there!"
Contents of issue #2:
* LOX ("fake" and real letters of comment) (1)
* Indiana Jones and the Suck of Doom by Lorna Virgin (4)
* fake ad (5)
* I Most Always Get What I Want, filksong by Smarmie Bentdick (Martie Benedict) (6)
* cartoon by Laidbacker (7)
* The Sucky Affair by Ineeda Myth (8)
* fake ad for "Legends of Lust," a zine proposed by Danalette Thrillseeker and Carole-Jean Nightwalker (9)
* uncredited centerfold of Luke in boxer shorts decorated by hearts
* Do Lizards Suck by A.L. Truck (Lucy Carr) (12)
* letter to the editor by L.A. Carr (13)
* art (14)
* An Abundance of Relatives ("another in "The In-Cest" series (oh nooooo)) by Ain't Worthit (15)
* The Revenge of The Obligatory Suck by Annie Worthless (16)
* A Sucky Star Trek Story by Lorna Virgin (17)
* A Short But Sucky Simon and Simon Story by Lorna Virgin (18)
* An Even Shorter But Just as Sucky Star Wars Story by Annie Notworthit (18)
* fake ads, one for a Far Realms Sux t-shirt (19 and 20)
* editorial comment (21)
==References==
Category:Star Wars Zines
Category:1984 Zines
Category:1985 Zines