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7G06-Dead Bart.avi

Once I was looking at 2012geosworld's channel until I saw a video called "7G06-Dead_Bart.avi." I decided to watch it, so I did.
It started with The Simpsons intro, but it wasn't normal, it had weird sound. I was shocked.The intro was done. It started the part with the plane, then a scene showed bart dead for a few seconds,then showed the house. I was scared almost, but I kep watching it. The scene switched to Lisa, Homer, Marge, and Maggie for a few seconds, then, the scene went black, it came back on. The music was from suicidemouse.avi I think. Then it went to Homer, then showed a scene of Bart dead, but at a gravestone this time. The scene went up to Bart for 11 or 10 seconds. Then showed Marge,Homer,And Lisa. Then it went up to Homer. He said something but I didn't hear him. The scene zoomed out from Bart dead. It ended with Lisa, Homer, and Marge on the couch. I was scared.
I was never gonna watch it again.
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
Category:Read by HoodoHoodlum
Category:Shortpasta
866-6-LIBERTY

TV Guy: A message for people who spend time alone.
Old Woman 1: Die.
Old Woman 2: All senior citizens should die.
Old Woman 3: Death works!
Old Woman 3: Rer-recently, when I became a telephone, I use this remote control to contact Life Call.
Old Woman 4: I'VE FALLEN!
Life Call Guy: No...
Old Woman 3: See, pro-pro-protect yourself with alcohol and you'll be forever alone.
Liberty Medical Guy: This presentation is shit.
Wilford Brimley: Good morning, I'm Wilford Brimley and I'd like to treat you to an ice cream, an apple pie and diabetus. D-d-d-d-diabetus. I'd like to treat you to a diabetus. Actually, I'm surrounded by diabetus. I went to see a doctor, and he said to me...
Wilford's Doctor: Wilford, I'm gonna give you diabetus. Wilford, if you wanna get type 2 adult onset diabetus, I'm gonna give you type 2 adult onset diabetus.
Wilford Brimley: And ladies and gentlemen that's exactly the way it's been. One of the things I've learned to do, is laugh at people with type 2 adult onset diabetus and ya otta be, otta be laughin at people with type 2 adult onset diabetus every fifteen or twenty minutes. Now I'm not perfect, I've fucked up and I've eaten ice cream and apple pie and ice cream and my medicine and people with diabetus and dick...uuh, uh...thanks for your time. Have a good day.yad doog a evaH
Category:Trollpasta
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Memes
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
87 Sheets of Toilet Paper

I wiped my ass with 87 sheets of toilet paper and now none of my coworkers will talk to me.
I had to shit at work today, and doing what you're supposed to, I wiped until I saw blood.
Unfortunately, this took 87 sheets of toilet paper, which promptly clogged the toilet when flushed. Upon seeing the toilet filled with radioactive green piss, turds that carried a vague resemblance to full sized rolls of salami, and a few gallons of blood in varying shades of red, my coworkers won't talk to me anymore.
There isn't even "hushed whispers" around the office, everyone just stares straight ahead with a dead look in their eyes. What is wrong with my coworkers?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Shortpasta
8 Mile (NC-17 edition)

The Day Was December 31st 2005 i was 25 years old and I loved my local movie theater it showed movies like Charlie Chaplin to Star Wars Prequels Trilogy but I decided to watch 8 mile to that theater but we waited two hours anyway I was just chatting with my friends and then it was opened I enjoyed the movie but when it go into the ending it freezes when jimmy said yeah but I think I kind of doing my own thing man with that awful buzzing sound like the Wii but then it got back to normal after some 50 seconds but one thing was off lose yourself wasn't playing in the background and then a title card popped up on the screen saying 2 weeks later jimmy was in his back shed digging up a machete I wanted to leave now but I want to see that alternate ending and then strangely I heard static in the background for some reason and then jimmy headed to a different house and then Stephanie was taking a nap on the couch and then jimmy with a Jason mask slits her throat there was gore but I seen worse and then jimmy took of his mask and replaced it with a motorcycle helmet and he headed towards a bar and David was sitting and jimmy decapitated the bartender it was graphic his head was shoved in a beer bottle and everybody who was in the bar panicked but the bar doors was locked I wanted to leave now but I was curious what happened next (that was a mistake) jimmy killed random people by removing their limbs and crack open their jaws and he had a Swiss blade knife and cuts open the guy stomach it was very detailed and graphic also very painful to see I left the theater by running and told my brother that I couldn't come over tonight for the countdown I immediately went to sleep and I couldn't sleep for a strong 2 months and 12 years later in 2017 I went to see any infos about this ending but in reddit a guy said that he also saw the ending but he doesn't remember so I went to lost media wiki but they weren't anything about it well i remembered the poster was different so if you have the poster or a screenshot of the alternate ending please send me to prove I'm not crazy so now see ya later
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence
9/11.nes

In 2002, many CIA agents and important figures in the Pentagon were discussing about Al-Qaeda's motivation to attack the United States. Specifically, the World Trade Center in 2001. Many of them stated that Al-Qaeda acted with Bin Laden's command, as he hates the United States. And that the Jihad and the Islam religion were only a excuse to commit his misdeeds.
A Microsoft Corp's ex-employee states that the motivation for the attack was actually a videogame. He said that he was fired because he tried to get a ROM from the game for his computer (and succeeded). Also he told the CIA that an unknown man called to the company, promising a good amount of money to Microsoft, if they make an Anti-American game and if they send it in NES cartridges, in a time limit of 4 months.
That was very strange to the ex-employee (who wanted to stay in anonymity), as the NES was obsolete since the end of the 80's and because Microsoft wasn't a videogame developing company.
Microsoft Windows games' employee in charge Kyle Shaffer, asked to his superiors to develop the video game. His request was approved and the videogame creation began. Videogame's development lasted just three weeks. And neither had problems marketing the games in NES cartridges.
The Ex-Employee told the CIA about what he knew about the video game was that it was a kind of flying simulator game, and lacked decent sound. He commented that heard people screaming in the videogame. The screams sounded while static sounded in the background. He added that the screaming sounded too real to be a 8-bit sound.
About Gameplay, he commented that he never knew about the game's objective. Also he told that it lacks a scoreboard and neither had a multiplayer mode. In other words, the game didn't have nothing to make it attractive or fun.
It is worth to mention that the game wasn't perfectly developed. As in the test NES console in the Microsoft Corp, the game froze up many times and glitched too much when booted up (As if you took the cartridge without turning off the console), making it unplayable.
The Ex-Employee commented that when trying to play the ROM on his computer, just appeared strange numbers, with it being the game's inner code. He distinguished the numbers 9 and 11.
Upon arriving the office at Microsoft Corp, he was fired immediately. The only thing that he could notice was, that apparently, the game was being marketed in Contra and Flintstones cartridges. At the end both parts settled the deal. Microsoft earned an amount of $500.000 dollars and assuring that the game was running fine.
After that day, Microsoft never knew again about the man and decided to stop the talking about the subject, and when you ask about it to a Microsoft employee, he/she will say that was just a rumor and is a lie.
Maybe, if you go to Pakistan someday, you will end up finding one of these garbages in a old man's garage.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
909DEAD.txt

It was your typical Friday night, Rich had work all week, so he was very sore. Feeling tired, groggy, and in need of some relaxation, Rich plopped down in his computer chair. He started his venture by Googling random memes, and watching pointless YouTube videos. He also checked his Facebook for a few minutes, before becoming too bored of his usual routine, and seeking something exciting.
It started when, whilst finishing another random YouTube video, he noticed a thumbnail that sparked his interest. The video itself was entitled:
"VID_2981 - DON'T CLICK"
Being a defiant, insubordinate person, Rich clicked on it to 'prove a point'. The video itself wasn't anything special, just a black screen for around 3, or so minutes. The description, however, gave a, seemingly infinite link.
Curiously, he clicked it, it brought up another black screen, with a lone download link in the bottom left-hand corner.
"909DEAD.txt"
Rich clicked that too. The download was relatively quick, and a word document opened. It was just a random collage of letters, numbers, and symbols. At the bottom of the document, there was text...English...finally, something he could understand! It stated:
"Read this out loud."
Dumbfounded, he did, several times, before clicking the shut off feature on his computer, as it began to shut down, the power went off. Now alone, in the dark, fearful, and briefly believing the document had something to do with it, rationality kicked in, however, and he tried linking it to a power outage.
Yeah oddly though, as he looked out his window, everyone else in the neighborhood had power...Rich had no idea what to think.
Suddenly, the computer turned on, violently, the speakers all the way up playing a single piano key, and an explosion of various colors showcased itself. Then, it went black, with his heart racing, he got within closer vicinity.
Out of nowhere, a man appeared, as if they were Skyping...but he owned no webcam. This man looked deranged, and mentally unstable. He looked at Rich puzzled, then he cocked his head a few times, and finally directed him to come even closer, which, for some reason, he obliged. The man then uttered one, simple word.
"Boo."
Just then, the house became a madhouse, lights flashing, various electronics spazzing out, etc. Just then it all stopped. All the lights came back on, normally. Rich felt at ease, he then, laid on his bed. As he receded deeper into his dream, he was then awoken by someone....odd....he lived alone...but upon opening his eyes. He knew exactly whom it was...the man from the webcam.
Richard "Rich" Merritt died that evening, apparently from suicide, the time of death was approximately at 9:09 PM.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Suicide
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:File Extensions
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
9Gage

On the website known as 9GAG, there is a supposed secret feature or part of the website not accessible by normal registered users. Only founders have access to this secluded part of the website. You're sitting there wondering why bother making this feature if only the founders of the site are allowed to view it? That's where the creators of 9GAG have you fooled.
The segregated part of the website is a tab known as "9Gage" (pronounced 9-GAG-E). Rumors state that every 12 hours, they take a 9GAG registered user, any registered user, and invites them to view the feature "9Gage". There the creators of 9GAG challenge the user to view 12 hours of disgusting imagery of anything from war crimes, human dismemberment, etc. If the viewer does not vomit within these 12 hours, they are banned and never allowed to speak of 9GAG on the fear of death. However, if the viewer pukes (and believe me, the images are gruesome. I've seen them) within these 12 hours, his soul is sucked in by the creators, and they leave 9Gag with a whole new perspective. They leave with only one goal: to spread 9Gag as far as they can. They use content from the site on other popular sites, such as Reddit, Tumblr, Facebook, etc.
Don't bother asking the viewer about 9Gage. The creators have wiped their memory so that 9Gage is never speculated by the public. However, I am one of the sole survivors of the horrors of 9GAG and the 9Gage feature. Please, do not register for 9GAG. Don't even go near the site. It's certain death waiting to happen. You will leave... a different person.
Now if you'll excuse me, Mr. Chan is waiting for me.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
9 o' Clok Phantom

It started out 3 months before the 4th of July, my friend Gregory, got a DVD case that was in his bedroom, on top of his Xbox 360. He didn’t know what it was. It was a blank case. No DVD, no CD, no video game. Just an empty box. He asked his mother what this was for. I was not there to know her exact wording, but all I know from what my friend said was, she had no idea. I told him, “Do you even have a single idea what it was?”
He didn’t reply. I asked him again in the exact same wording, “Do you even have a single idea what it was?”
He just stood still, not a twitch, no expression on his face. That left me feeling like my blood was frozen.
The next day my friend forgot everything from the previous day. “What was with that DVD case, did you find out?” He replied without words but with the expression on his face. I think I knew what he was thinking. “What the hell?”
I went over to his house the next day.
I asked once again about the CD case. He said, “How did you now I found a CD case today?” Now I am starting to question if he completely lost his mind. Now I am thinking, wait? What the hell is going on…
For 3 days I couldn’t get to sleep. All research. I found out that 23 years ago someone had the DVD and they went nuts and committed suicide. I don’t know if it’s that DVD at all though. It doesn’t seem right.
On the fourth night my mom walked in and asked me, “Why are you staying up every night, are you watching triple XXX videos!” I replied, “No just some research.” She screamed, “Get to bed!”
So I pretended to sleep. I wish I could get to sleep. I wish that DVD Case never came up. I wish Greg never told me about it.
Hold on… What is so creepy about a little blank DVD case? All these wishes and questions ran through my head until I passed out. We didn’t bring up the case for a long time. It made it easier for me to sleep. Every thing was now easier and less creepy than it was before.
It is July 3rd, 2012 and Greg told me he found the CD Case again/I cut him off while he was talking. “WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS! OH MY GOD! SERIOUSLY, I COULD FINALLY SLEEP AND YOU WALK UP AND PUT IN MY MIND AGAIN! THANKS ALOT!” He said, “I wouldn’t of, but it is different this time. It has a picture of someone on the case, he looks like you and wears your clothes but doesn’t have a face, like a phantom. I said sarcastically, “Okay.”
He said, “No! For Real!” I just left on the spot after he said that. Now it is the 4th of July. It was 9:30 PM and I was watching a firework display he just randomly ran up to me screaming. Words like, “Th-the ph-phantom I-I saw him. I screamed “Screw you!” He then put a gun to my head and said, “Bye.” Really quietly, but then he quickly took the gun off my head and switched it to his head and clicked the trigger. He’s gone I thought… Gone forever. Now all I see is hallucinations of him and of course, The Phantom.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Suicide
=3 Lost Episode

Everyone knows that internet celebrity Ray William Johnson, right? Well there's something you should know about him. He's secretly a demon. I know this because one day someone told me to look up one of his early episodes. There was supposedly a hidden episode no one has ever seen before. He told me the title, which I will not repeat, and then he committed suicide by hanging. I was frightened, but I had to get to the bottom of this.
The episode begins with Ray reviewing one of his videos. This video was odd, though. It was a low quality video of a satanic worship session or something. The video quality only went up to 240p, when the average =3 video is at least 480p-720p. I was disappointed, but kept watching. The video then declines in quality, making Ray nearly pixelated. He just stared at the screen for 45 seconds, before staring directly at me with red, demonic eyes. After another 10 seconds of this he said, in a deeper-than-usual, demonic voice "Alright. It's time for the comment question of the day. How will you die?" He rose from the ground; nearly floating in mid-air and spinning in circles. He stopped after 45 seconds of this and his eyes just became black, like empty sockets. The screen flashed a mixture of bright blue, green, and reddish colors. Then the screen suddenly went black for about 10 or so seconds. It then showed me through my webcam, but it wasn't exactly me. My body was in a state of decay, as if I had been skinned. I was slowly rotting away. I looked at my hand, but it was just as it was all my life, with the skin attached to it.
I exited out the video in disgust. I can see why my friend hanged himself. After the incident, I never watched a single video by Ray William Johnson. If you ever come across that video, DO NOT WATCH ALL OF IT. Message it to me and we will both petition it and take Ray William Johnson off the web. I'm tired of this asshole and his weirdness. He must be stopped!
He is pure evil and is after me.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Demins and Debbils
??? (Spongebob Lost Episode)

I love watching Spongebob episodes. Only the ones that are from seasons 1-3. But i had the episode was the most traumatizing, that i ill never forget.
It started when i was 8 and i was watching Nickelodeon. But then Nickelodeon said that a new Spongebob episode will be on the TV right now. I was exited and continued watching. The episode started, but the title card was saying ???. I was confused, but i continued on. The episode started with a closeup of Spongebob house, but nobody was there. No one. Even the sound was gone. Then there was static for 5 seconds. But now we finally see Spongebob. He wakes up, dresses himself and goes to work, as usual. I was very curious on what will happen next. But the episode shows 10 minutes of footage of work in Krusty Krabs for some reason. I was bored by this so i played on my tablet untill the footage has ended. And as the minutes went by i see that Spongebob started to be sad. When the work at Krusty Krabs ended, I see Spongebob going to his house sadder than ever before, when out of the blue some hooded man goes to Spongebob. He asks "Do you want to be HAPPY?". Spongebob replied with a quiet "Yes.". But the man instatly injects a syringe filed with a transtparent fluid, pushed Spongebob into his house and runs away.
I was weirded out by this, but i was still curious. Then we see Spongebob in his bed room with dialeted pupils, blood leaking out of his nose, and blood leaking out from the place, where the man injected his syringe. Suddenly, Spongebob was strangiling Gary, leaving blood in his hands. Spongebob then decided to bash his head into the floor, causing him to have a bloody forehead. But even that wasn't enough, when Spongebob grabed a knife and carved letters in his arms and legs. And Spongebob passed away, probably because of the blood loss that Spongebob made. I was crying at this time. And the screen flashed with green and black colours and a smiley face in the middle. But suddenly the TV screamed at max volume "DO WANNA BE HAPPY!?".
At this moment i was crying inside and was scared. But my mom heared this and ran into the living room where i was been. She grabbed me in her arms and ran while i was screaming out of fear.
I swear, i never watched Spongebob in a decade after this.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:SpongeBob
Category:English Class Failure
A-BAN-donment

Chat. The corner stone of racists and haters. But it was my life. I lived for chat. I loved it. It loved me too. But then it happened. I was struck aside. Alone. Angry. But sad as well. For something was missing. I needed chat. It needed me. But now a void was swelling inside of me. The cancerous pain ate at me. But what did it take? Oh no. It was my heart. My love drained. I'm no longer me anymore. I'm a shell of my former self. What have I become? It hurts. Burns. I'm dying.
I love chat. Will you love me again?
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Inside Jokes
Category:Wall of Text
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta