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GoFuckYourself.jpg

One day, I was looking in the trash and found a USB (butt)plug. I went hom(o)e and put it in my Computer... I saw a file called "GoFuckYourself.jpg". I opened it and was greeted with a picture of a Gorilla flipping the bird. I did some research on the image. This is what I found:
"GoFuckYourself.jpg is known to send unknown viruses to your computer. Without warning, pictures of anal evacuations will appear and message boxes saying "GOFUCKYOURSELF" with an option of "fucks self" or "ass". If you click "fucks self" you will be linked to a jpg of a penis being ripped apart by a Gorilla. If you click "ass", you will see a man ripping his ass apart."
What the fuck!? What is this? Is this real?
Wait, brb. I got some pictures of people shitting to "x" out.
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Category:Title that makes babbies laugh
Go to Sleep...

He's just at the foot of my bed. Watching me as I lay awake with that malicious smile. He whispers "Go to sleep," then slowly descends down, keeping his eyes locked on mine. I'm too afraid to look away until he's finally out of my sight. I've never been so frightened. I hold my breath, I try not to move. He can be on any side of my bed but if I truly had to guess, I'd guess he's under it. I just have to stay alert the whole night, and I can't fall asleep, no matter how exhausted I am. If I try to jump off my bed I wonder if I could make it... but...
The alarm rings out and I stir. I'm confused... what happened last night? Then it hits me, "I fell asleep!" and I sit up abruptly.
His eyes are the last things I'll ever see...
I posted it on /x/ and I have a screencap of it right there.If you need anything else just tell me, I'm new to this thing.
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Goblin Mode Copypasta

Yesterday, I was talking to one of my son's friend's parent, and she told me that her son went 'Goblin Mode' the other day and went in his room to 'Charge up', and asked me what it meant. I thought the kid was just being silly, but earlier today, my kid went 'Goblin Mode' too, and has been up in his room all day. Is this a new funny trend or something? I also found some 'memes' about going Goblin Mode, but I don't get it? I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin I don't know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it's my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally, I'll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises. I'll walk around my house and pick up various different "trinkets" and put them in my bag while saying stuff like "I'll be having that" and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice ("trinkets" can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I'm 99% sure they don't know it's me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
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Goblin will put things in your nose!

let me tell you i am scared now to try to go to sleep but i am real tired because i did not sleep last night let me explan see a few nites back i watched the tv nature shows and eat a lot of salami and musterd and that must have given me bad demons because when i fall asleep on couch i have these dreams about this little goblin man and i say to him who are you goblin man i do not like you so go away but he is like no im gonna stay and im like eat a bag of dicks yo you can fuck off yo so he is all like no i wont because im a nose goblin and now i is your nose goblin and forever i stay in your dreams and when you wake up i will leave you something and you will not like it and im like no i wont like that dont do that you bitch and he then laughs a lot and wont say anything else LITTLE BITCH well then i wake up and when i sit up out of my nose falls a penny and it was weird becose i dint remember having a penny in my nose or any penny at all but now this penny from my nose came and i remember the goblin and its like oh no rite becose thats what the goblin said but i just go on with my day and had a samwich and stuff and then it was night again and i had forgot all about the dumb goblin so i go to sleep and yes there again is the goblin and he is laughing and has all these pennies and stuff and i tell him hey fuck you nose goblin no one likes you and your dumb pennies and he dosnt care and just keeps laughing so when i wake up yes again it happens that there is now a marble like a round marble in my nose and i have to pull it out because the marble was too big and it hurt to be in there but i get it out and now i start to panic because what can i do what can i do goblin in my dreams keeps putting things in my nose so i try to tell my mom hey mom the goblin put a marble in my nose but she is no help all she can do is cry all day and so i tried to tell my teacher at school but she sent me to the office and i had to pretend that i forgot what i said so i could just go home and i tried not to fall aslep again i tried but i get so tired that i do and there is the goblin and he is doing bullshit and wont go away with his laughing and all and this time when i wake up it is like this cap made of metal from like an old time bottle like the bottle with the glass and all and i have to yank it out and it hurt hurt hurt and blood came a bit and i did not like it at all but no one will belive about the nose goblin and all the things that he puts in there while i sleep no one will belive so no i cannot sleep again but im in my room now and it is dark becose my mom says it must be so to shut her up i keep off the light but i swear now in the shadow i see moving a thing and i think it is the goblin and hes mad you know becose i will not sleep and he wants to put a thing in my nose but i dont want it so i will no sleep i will not go to sleep no matter how tired becose even tired i am though i think can if still fjfs is'[
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Category:English Class Failure
God

God is just some guy who bought Sim City and was bored. Some guy sitting at a giant computer is controlling you right now. When you have several decisions going through your head and you don't know which one to pick, God does. "Flirt? Tickle? Entertain?" He decides. You have no say in The Sims. You're just some computer graphic.
That is God.
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God Is Evil

One night, I was walking along a crossroad when suddenly an enormous humanoid with red skin, horns, a jersey that said "DIS HELLDOGS" and a tail appeared in front of me as BLACK METAL played.
"Oh my God, it's Satan!" I yelled.
"I am not Satan, I am GOD, and I am EVIL!" He said, and kicked me in the balls and disappeared.
I considered he might be lying, but I knew full well that someone known as the Prince of Lies would never lie.
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Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
God bless you dad

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in
god bless you dad
Originally posted in 2010
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Godzilla Lost Movie

==Chapter One: The Soft Beginning==
One day, I was watching Cory in the House hentai. Then I heard the doorbell ring. There was an old man wearing a Bat-Man shirt. "Did you lose this", the old man asked. He held up a VHS tape that said "Godzilla Lost". I was a fan of Godzilla so I got a bat, beat up the old man, threw him in a dumpster, and grabbed the VHS. I went into my basement, past my deformed twin I keep in a cage, and grabbed my old VCR. I brought it back upstairs and plugged it in to my TV.
==Chapter Two: The Meaty Middle==
I turned off ALL of my lights. Then I put the tape into the VCR. For some strange reason, it took about 56.789 seconds for the tape to start. Then it showed a copyright date of 1985. It showed a title that said "Godzilla Takes New York". The font was comic sans. Then it showed some red guy that I had never seen in any Godzilla movie. It said "Time for a Feature Length Lost Episode". Then it cut to Godzilla in the water. He looked strange. He was al cyan and had red eyes. He was swimming in a swimming contest against Barney the Dinosaur. I was confused because Godzilla isn't something a toddler should watch. The race was cut short when a guy in a boat was sailing and hit Godzilla. Then Godzilla said "Bro, why you hit me". Then Godzilla grabbed the guy and ate him. He swallowed rather than spit. Then, He went over to New York.
==Chapter Three: The Crunchy Delectable End?==
It showed Godzilla walk to new York. Then, it showed footage of Godzilla destroying the Twin towers. Then I realized something... THIS MOVIE PREDICTED 9/11!!!!! "OOPS", said Godzilla. Then he said "Look at the time, I'd better go...It's 9:11". Then it closed Godzilla in black void while playing the Seinfeld theme. Then It showed the credits
Godzilla: Jerry Seinfeld
Barney: Phone
Writer: Osama Bin Laden
Director: Donald Trump
Red: Annie Bovaird
Guy in boat: Steve Harwell
==Chapter Four: Just Desserts==
I knew who a lot of these people were. Except for one. The cunt that played barney. So I have one question... WHO WAS PHONE?????????????????
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Godzilla vs Slenderman

Slenderman was hunting down yet another victim. This one had already collected 4 of the signs. 
Slenderman suddenly heard a screaming sound, and saw the victim running away with a bunch of other people, not giving a fuck that Slenderman was there.
Veins started throbbing in Slenderman's head. Why weren't the people scared of FUCKING SLENDERMAN? He looked around for the thing that dare make people not afraid of him. 
Slenderman suddenly heard a weird sound coming from a large thing. A really weird sound and a really large thing. And he also smelled something like the guts of a guy who just tried to kill a kaiju with a kitchen knife from the bottom of the thing's feet.
Slenderman was really pissed off, so he marched up to the thing and tried to kill it with his death stare.
The thing didn't give a fuck.
Slenderman turned a bright crimson with rage and tried to kill it again.
It still didn't give a fuck.
Eventually, Slenderman just kept jumping there and trying to kill it.
Dumbass Slender, you can't kill fucking Godzilla with a death stare if you're only about 1/100 his height and he can't see you.
Godzilla just kept destroying the city, and Slenderman was wiped out by a blast of atomic breath.
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Category:BATTELS
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Goggle

Goggle (also known as Goggle.com) is a video by Dfmaster99. It shows what happens when one searches for www.Goggle.com on Google.
This pasta has actually created a few rumors, one of which is that the Goggle.com never existed.
There is an exploitable clone of Google.com. It contains creepy viruses. If you are willing to take the risk of letting it into your system, that's fine. But it messes up computers. Just be careful, sometimes it affects other pages, too...
==Story==
Google is a remembered piece of history. Back then in 2004, not much was known and all that you can see in the community were just people looking for random websites. But one particular user has caused enough controversy to be called. The website, had posted a ton of violent viruses But, it can still be accessed.
"I worked for Google during 2004. I was a busy worker, and I recently looked up for funny videos. What I didn't know that some of the Google Administrators have found A Dangerous Impersonating website called "Goggle".
I was wondering why I wasn't allowed to go on that page, rather then what it was. But just then, one of the Administrators handed me a piece of paper with a writing on it. It was a link. He pleaded me not to ask us about the secret website ever again. The link was an http:// link. It said, 'Www.Goggle.com.' I went home after work, and typed it on my computer.
When I loaded the website, some things started happening. Random popups started happening. I thought someone was hacking my computer, so I tried closing all popups.
I couldn't stop these popups, because always when I tried to close them, they would just open them again. I noticed that something was definitely wrong. My computer opened many .Bat files, and they must have been my windows running files, because they had names such as "UfHau.exe".
Now I finally got away from this. I decided to open an antivirus called "Spysheriff". It started scanning my computer. I was so happy that my computer would be fixed. But it didn't happen. Spysheriff itself was a virus, because I noticed that it caused some problems, and It didn't fix anything.
Suddenly a message appeared on my screen saying "Dangerous! Spyware". At this point I was really scared and I didn't know what to do. But after a few seconds of being shocked, My computer suddenly crashed.
After a few days, I was recently fired after going through that horrid experience with Goggle website. That's when I thought of this: 'Could this actually been made by Someone? Was it a joke to scare Me?' Either way, this myth was very mysterious. I haven't gone through sleep after watching this experience. I wonder who found this.
"NEVER GO TO GOGGLE.COM. ONCE YOU ARE THERE, IT WILL NEVER STOP. IT WON'T LET YOU ESCAPE."
I hope no one has ever tried this...
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Going Goblin Mode Past Midnight

Sometimes at around 1 to 3 AM I get up, put on some heavy music on my earphones like Swans' Filth (pretty much their whole discography but especially Filth), Godflesh, Aphex Twin, Orthodox chants, whispering, screaming, or CSH. Then I usually strip off all of my clothes, start moving in repetitive and extreme ways that resembles dancing, crawl around on all fours, remove clothing from drawers with my mouth. I scream without screaming, try to fit inside cabinets or various other small spaces. I look at the wall (or mirror) until my vision gets blurry and, if I'm looking at a mirror, my face starts to distort. After that I sleep. I didn't worry if I might be heard, because the walls are quite thick and insulate sound well, but one day my dad asked me what the hell I was doing in the middle of the night, since he heard thumping coming from my room (his room is below mine). Since then I have mostly stopped doing it
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Going MediEVIL

Going Medieval was a television special in which this one guy suddenly grows an interest in medieval times and goes to live it himself, while also teaching the viewers about it. In the special, he goes to different places to assist in building a castle, preparing an old-time dinner, goes hunting, attacks a castle, gives the viewers information on armor, the knights' code of honor, how clothes were colored and so much more. But before the Going Medieval we may or may not have seen, there was a much darker version.
A very long time ago, like last Tuesday or something, I bought a new laptop and it had a video file on it, titled "Going MediEVIL". So, of course, I watched it.
It started with the guy talking about the tavern he was in. "The taverns were a place people went to find food, lighting and death," he said before his eyes became red and the tavern caught on fire.
Then, it showed the scene in which he assisted in preparing a medieval dinner. After the dinner was ready, everybody consumed it except him and he watched everyone die.
"You see, sometimes back in medieval times, people would poison the foods of others to get them out of the way," he said showing a bottle of poison to the camera. His eyes became red again.
Then, it cut to the scene in which they were talking about medieval medicines.
"Now, the medieval people blieved that there were these thingies that kept your body healthy and such. Shit, piss, blood, and death. They believed that by putting live leeches on people, it would keep these things in balance," another guy said, placing a live leech on the guy's arm.
"Leeches were known to drain the life out of a person. So you see here, you just placed a live leech on me," the guy said. His eyes became red once more, he stared at the screen for several minutes with an evil angry face and then he died.
The video ended there.
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Going Super Saiyan in Class

We were taking our quarter finals for math when suddenly I had to use the bathroom I was too busy watching Dragon Ball so I decided to just let it out real quick and I'll clean it up when I shower in a few weeks but the whole class smelled it and started gagging (it wasn't even that bad) and when they eventually found out it was me they started calling me harmful words like "stinky" and "disgusting". Then the teacher said she was going to call my mom, then something just snapped something inside of me and I just had to let out all the anger I've trapped in my body. I screamed as loud as I can while trying to let out that secret power but right as I did it a security guard knocked me out. It's been 2 weeks and I haven't been able to replicate that form or my anger in any way and I'm currently being sued for the property damages I've done to my school.
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Goku's Suicide

So everybody loves DBZ certainly hasn't seen This episode... this lost episode... so this episode was found my Shoden Jumps company created not by Toriyama.... but the unknown.... They first put in the tape and it was normal.. at first... Goku is fighting Gohan and accidentally breaks his neck... Gohan dies... Chi Chi stabs her self over and over again and she falls laughing on the floor. The spectators were disturbed... Goku stop eating and laughing and smiling like he does... he starts getting skinny... Goku sits on his bed and Vegeta walks and says "Kakarot Your FUCKING Sick!!" And he leaves Goku all alone on his bad weeping... Goku then begins sobbing uncontrollably images of muliltaded Chi Chi and Gohan pics flash on the screen... Goku starts laughing then bloods starts falling all over his hand and shirt... he looks up His eyes are bleeding down red he smiling and then he screams... then a voice says do it Goku takes his hand and he blasts his head off!! The producers vomited everywhere some cried and some where frozen in shock.... of what the hell they just watched.... People and producers questioned and begged people what the hell this THING THIS SICK CREATION!! But... nobody knew.... this episode then was hidden from the public it was then whoever got there hands on it put it on certain websites... tell me if you've seen this episode because.. I'm telling you.. if you've watched it.. it will change how u see dragonballz and Goku and friends... for the rest of your life.. I forgot to say those who watched the episode well some commited Suicide and it was brutal
Hay guys! GøKU423 here and I had a lot of fun doing this Creepypasta! It was my own and I made it up! As I went along... I hope u guys like it well it was
Disturbing and well.. it creeped me out some but I hope y'all liked it
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Gold's Revenge

I woke up today wondering where my Gold game was for the Gameboy Color. I looked all around the house and there it was! Laying on my desk... "Well, whatever" I thought, ignoring the fact that I already looked there multiple times. I loaded it in and turned it on.
Backstory time! I was about seven when I stopped playing Gold. My trainer, KAMON (all caps) had a level 84 Typhlosion named Angel, a level 87 Celebi named Bugger, a level 79 Furret named Kitten (I loved cats), a level 76 Beedrill named Bebe, a level 70 Pidgeot named Feather, and a level 75 Shiny Togetic named Kike. I loved them to death and beyond, but I forgot all about them until today.
When it turned on I was on Mt. Silver, in front of Red. I checked my party of Pokémon to find that I only had Feather at 5 HP.
I flew on Feather back to the Pokémon League to heal my Pokémon but Nurse Joy wouldn't heal them, she only said "Oh dear, you need to be nicer to your Pokémon,"
so I bought some Hyper Potions and Revives. Once my team was back to full health I went out to Mt. Silver, only there was no music. I was unnerved now. "It must be a glitch" I told myself, and continued on.
There were no wild encounters either, making it all the more eerie. Then once at the summit the Gameboy made strange beeping noises sounding fimilar but I couldn't place the tune. Then I went to battle Red, but more strange beeps and what sounded like Lavender Town music played backwards was the battle music.
I panicked when he sent out his Charizard. It had black holes in its body which were dripping with blood, its eyes were black with irises that seemed to burn my soul. Its wing was ripped and its cry was mournful and distorted. I sent out Feather and quickly defeated it. His Blastoise was even worse. There was blood coming from its eyes and it's sprite was black and white with bigger holes and it's cry was even worse, it sounded like a tortured scream. I switched to Celebi and barely won.
The other Pokémon were so much worse. Then I was fighting Pikachu last, its demented smile and terrifying cry were enough to make me scream... But no sound came out.... Then there was blood everywhere. I ran to the bathroom mirror and what I saw was worse than any of Red's Pokémon.
I heard a voice "Finish the battle Alexis. FINISH IT!"
I walked over to my Gameboy and picked it up. There was a messageL
" I'm waiting..."
I sent out Angel and used Flamethrower. It almost got it.
"PIKACHU used Curse on Alexis!" I screamed a blood curdling scream, I was in so much pain.
I collapsed on the ground... Dead. And the last words on the Gameboy were "PIKACHU used Revenge!"
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