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Cranberry Juice

We recently had a breakout of wolves from a zoo after a so called "Wolf Man", who could talk to wolves broke them out. Anyway, I was at a party and was having fun, when I got thirsty. I went to the drink counter and got some cranberry juice. It was amazing. In fact I enjoyed it so much, I must have gotten at least twelve refills. Soon, I went back into the drink room to congratulate the man on the best cranberry juice I had ever had. When I went back behind to the drink room I saw several wolves and a man. The wolves were eating human flesh, and the man was pouring blood into the cranberry juice. He awoke, finding out it was a dream. When he looked up, a wolf stood in front of him.
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Category:Animulz
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Dreams
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Crap Disease

Crap Disease is when you eat crap or watch/read crappy stuff. The Crappy picture of Crap shown below is sentient crap, a side effect of Crap Disease. Eventually, you will start to spontaneously crap sentient crap at random intervals. Rarely, it's been recorded that people will spray a constant stream of crap for 30 minutes. The final stage of crap syndrome is crap starting to surround you, and eventually turn you into crap.
P.S. By reading this, you now have crap syndrome.
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Crash Bandicoot Nightmares

As a gift I had received an older, fatter version of the Playstation 2. Being an avent player of the older PS1 games, I searched through the local Goodwill for any PS1 or PS2 games. I was so excited when I found a copy of Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back. The only thing I got upset at was everytime I played the game, I could never save because it needed a PS1 memory card to save.
Being irritated at this, I looked online if there were any cheat codes to help me speed up the game. I found the basic ones like more life or more fruit. But I came across one that just said 83247, and for the code,it was just "llrx". At first I was confused because this was one of the shortest codes I had ever seen.
I decided to look it up online since it had no description. So I put the code into my search engine and to my disappointment, nothing came up. So I shut the game off and went to bed.
The next day, I thought I'd put the code in and see what would happen. The worst that could happen was it didn't work. So I got to the screen, input the code, and it took me to the polar bear one. Instead of everything being covered in snow, it was covered in blood. The music was very distorted. The bear ran with a limp, like it had broken its leg or something. Every box turned into a Nitro box and it was hard to avoid them. Then without any warning, the bear collapsed sending Crash flying into a wall of Nitro boxes. They exploded but not in the cartoonish way. It blew pieces of him everywhere. I was thoroughly disgusted. I turned the game off, not wanting to see it anymore.
I went to the site that had the cheat code. To my surprise and horror, it wasn't there. I contacted a friend of mine that was an admin for the site, and made him review the records to see who took it down. When he replied, he told me there was no such cheat.
Bewildered, I turned the game back on. Somehow, even without a card, it was saved on that level. The snow was back to normal but in the corner laid the bear, beaten to death with a pipe that laid beside it in a pool of blood. Crash, who now looked crazy, started laughing maniacally. The code I had entered popped up on the screen, but the numbers moved, the seven was flipped to the right, the four upside down and the three was turned around. After a moment I realized it spelled DEATH.
I ripped the cord out of the wall, it did turn off but the word DEATH written with the numbers, was burned into my TV screen. My friend e-mailed me back and asked if the code was llrx. I asked him why that would matter.
Back when the game was first made, there was a man who worked on the Crash Bandicoot series. His place in the studio was to make the cheats. After a few years, he was fired for putting morbid things into the game. His last "cheat" was overlooked in the last copy of the game. To this day the image is still in my TV.
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Crash Bandicoot is Real

Hey, so, it's like this. I was at my grandpappy's house cleaning the toilet (he pays me nickels and sticks of bubble gum for janitorial duties) when the handle was broken. Highly realistic gore flew everywhere. It was my bad because I was cleaning the toilet with a steak knife. The steak knight, I mean knife, had 'FFEJ' written on it in all capital letters. So, I bandaged up my hand and drove to Chipotle to make my boo boo feel better. q;cP))~~~~~ YUUUuuUUuUUmMMmM! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! !
Afterwards I went back to the bathroom and slapped the toilet. "Bad toilet!", I screamed. Highly realistic gore flew everywhere again. This time I called the police. The police came, and the officer was wearing a Crash Bandicoot suit. He told me that if I didn't leave the house in 5 seconds, he'd call the police. I refused to leave, so he called the police. Then the cycle repeated again and again. I am now stuck inside the toilet while the police keep coming and coming. Also, there was a wumpa fruit in the toilet bowl and I ate it. Yuck, poo.
The End.
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Crash Twinsanity

One day I bought a copy of Crash Twinsanity at a flea market. The vendor told me not to put it in the PS2 and press Start and Select at the same time. I went home and put the game in the tray, and out of curiosity I pressed start and select when I was on N. Sanity Island.
Something weird happened when I did that. The music turned from happy to evil, and the enemies acted more aggressive. I kept playing and everything went back to normal, but then every light in the house shut off and the screen turned black. Then on the screen, in big letters, it read:
"You have released him! Leave now!"
I saw somebody coming downstairs, but he had a very oddly shaped silhouette. He had 2 pointy ears, glowing green eyes, 2 large hands, and then it came to me. What was coming down my stairs was Evil Crash! He leaped down and started chasing me and the Bandicoot Pursuit music started up. Lucky for me, I was next to my back door. I ran outside, and Evil Crash followed behind me.
I jumped in my car and drove away, but he kept going faster and faster. Then it hit me: I have to unplug the PS2. I turned the car around and ran him over. He laid there, dead as a doornail. I rushed into the house, but moments before I unplugged it, he jumped through the window.
He ran as fast he could with a very creepy expression on his face. I unplugged the PS2, but he didn't go away. I then opened the tray and snapped the disc. He then evaporated and was gone. To this day, I do not play Crash Twinsanity or watch videos about the game.
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Crash twinsanity (the deleted level)

Hello my name is Enzo, I was looking for some ps2 games on Ebay, I ended up finding Crash Twinsanity, my favorite for the ps2 “For me Crash Twinsanity, is like a remake of Crash Bandicoot 3” was written “Crash Insanity” without the tw, I shrugged it off, and I bought the game, I was making toasts full of cheese, it arrived in 3 minutes, I thought “how did that game arrive in 3 minutes” it was written “crashinsanity.exe” along with a letter
“Thank god you bought the game Enzo, I had to get rid of this game, you have to break this CD, because if you don’t, “Crash” will get you, boy”
How did he know my name was Enzo? I shrugged it off and I played it, the playstation logo showed up, full of squares “for those who don’t know, when you save too many games, this ends up happening” but with the squares full of blood, I shrugged it off, and I played, a text appeared, and one part of this text was written “Crash Insanity 666” I pressed “play” and a “cutscene” showed up (if you can call that a cutscene) and Crash was all bloody, Neo Cortex was stabbing Crash, Crash’s girlfriend was telling to stop, and the more she asked to stop, the more Neo Cortex grinned evilly.
I got scared, with what I watched, Crash with that bizarre smile, like Neo cortex’s smiling, both with knives on hand, stabbing Crash’s girlfriend, and I said “what is this, guys?” Crash woke up, and there was a recent photo of my family in 2016, I said again “WHAT IS THIS SHIT, JOW ?” I scared myself with what Neo Cortex said “Don’t swear, Enzo” I jumped from the couch.
I thought “how did he know I swore?” I turned off the video game as fast I could..
I went to bed, and I couldn’t believe of what I dreamed.. I was in Crash’s world, along with Crash’s sister, I flirted on her (just for the lulz), and Crash appeared from behind me, stabbed me, I woke up all sweaty and frightened, I tried to beat the game as fast as I could, it took 6 hours to beat the game
Enzo was found dead, with a knife in his belly, gutted out, and his parents, were stabbed on the head, with brains out, and his hamsters, with the head severed … THE END?...
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CrashingCymbal And The Curse Of The Ffs7

THIS ONE DAY I WAS SITTING IN MY PARENT'S BASEMENT AS USUAL AND I GOT BORED OF FAPPING TO HORSE SEX SO I WENT ON CPWC LIKE I DO, LIKE, EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE LOOOL. SO ANYWAY, PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE USUAL SHIT LIKE NEOPETS AND CHILD MOLESTORS WHEN CRASHINGCYMBAL SAID "FFS7" AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE OMFG AND THEN ALL THE MODS AND ADMINS LIKE MARIA N SKELLY N SHIT STARTING SPAMMING SO CLERIC WHACKED THEM WITH HIS MIGHTY BAN-DILDO AND THEY BE BANNED.
AFTER THAT A USER CALLED 'ALFREDTHEBOYLOVER69' JOINED CHAT AND WAS LIKE "YOU SUMMONED ME WITH THE FFS7 BEND OVER AND LET ME FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE WITH MY TINY COCK, MY BOYS" THEN SUDDENLY CEILING NICK AKA WHYAMIREADINGTHIS JOINED CHAT AND WAS LIKE :l AND WHACKED ALFRED WITH HIS BAN-DICK AND ALFRED BE BANNED.
SO LEI WAS LIKE "OMG WE'VE BEEN CURSED BY THE FFS7" AND ANDY WAS LIKE "STFU NERD" THEN SUDDENLY CEILING NICK STARTED TYPING "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS pigeon anus hue PENIS PENIS PENIS" AND HE POSTED PICTURES OF ANIMAL DICKS AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE  CEILING NICK HAS BEEN CURSED BY THE FFS7 WE MUST CURE HIM SO THEY CURED HIM BY SACRAFICED HIM TO CLERIC USING A SATANIC RITUAL N SHIT AND PRAM WAS KILLED BY MR REMINGTON ONCE AGAIN LOOOOOOL.
This all started because of Weaver's stupid name.....DAMMIT WILLOW
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CrashingCymbal and The Curse of The Ffs7: The Sequel

It had been a peaceful evening in the world of CPWC. Topics of conversation ranged from vagoo, to milking man titties, and everything in between. The peace was corrupted when ONCE AGAIN CrashingCymbal uttered the very words of doom and misfortune....the curse of the ffs7 was once again put onto the chat. Chat turned to ultimate chaos. Tits were flailing, tears were shed, and Grammatiks were Dnoeaing. Speaking of Gramm. He told Crashing to promptly bend his dick backwards and fuck himself with it, because of the shit he caused. Crashing was like "lol k"
After an hour of everyone being assfucked by the admin's giant dildos, the first ffs7 event happened. Alfred, once again, was summoned to the chat. BUT NOT ONLY ALFRED! TRIPLE THE FUCKING TROUBLE! Vagooman AND Ainsley were summoned as well. Alfred was like "lol we're desperate vaginas looking for some noob ass" and Vagooman was like "hnnnnng I prefer the 60 year olds" and Ainsley contributed by informing everyone he wanted to rub their spicy meat. Everyone was like "Oh fuck" and some noob was like "k" because he wanted his meat rubbed by Ainsley. So Gramm was like just "ifn fuck" and Zyranne was like "I spaek gpod Engksnd"
After everyone was sitting there drooling like spastics, someone finally decided to do something. CarcinoGenticist, or Simon, stood proud, took out a dildo which he stole from Skelly. He yelled "FOOOOOOOR NARRRRRNIIIIIIIIIA" And told everyone to talk about animal genitalia, so that it would summon Ceiling Nick. Everyone was confused at first, and started scratching their pubes, but everyone did it anyway because yolo. After the chat was infested with talk of whale dick and giraffe vagina, Ceiling Nick entered the chat. He said "LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS! CAN'T A MAN FAP TO THE LOGS IN PEACE!?" And everyone was like "But Nick..:(" but he got butthurt and left, so he could have a bitchfit elsewhere, and stick cacti in his ass.
Everyone thought hope was lost, until Kill came up with the idea to get Cleric's attention, but then Cleric was like "lol no" and banned everyone apart from Vagooman, Ainsley and Alfred. Cleric was like "oh bby" and they took part in a huge orgy. Ainsley enjoyed peppering their anguses. Pretty soon the chat was covered in pepper, tentacle cum, and vaygo. The chat imploded as the only words that were muttered was none other than "It's your fault, Willow".
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Category:Inside Jokes
Crawling in the Dark

There is something following me... I think It's in the basement, though. I should explain.
My name is Tammie Day. I am haunted by what I call the Crawling Beast. It started a month ago, when my friend and I were walking around in the woods behind her house. In the distance we saw a big, broken down house. "Look, Tammie!" She says and points to the wooden house. Of course, we go to it. We open the door and go in. I hear a bump coming from above.
"Um, Kelly, I think we should go."
I say to her. "Go? Why?"
She asks me. "I think something's upstairs, and I don't want to find out what it is."
I reply nervously. "You have GOT to stop reading Creepypasta."
She yells, "We could-" Kelly stops.
"Tammie, what is that, crawling down the stairs?" She asks. I turn around. My blood turns to ice. It's a weird creature. It's skin was yellow, and hanging from it's bones. It's eyes blood red, it's legs... where are it's legs? I grab onto Kelly's arm and we take off back to her house. With everyone of our steps, it takes a massive crawl. Step, shuff, step, shuff, step.
This is the pattern that of the creature and us. We head into her house and lock every one of her doors and windows.
"We should be safe." I say.
This isn't true. I make us some Cheeseburgers and Paradise (what I call burgers and fries) and we talk about the creature.
That night, while we watched American Idol, we heard a noise from the basement. We knew what it was. The Crawling Beast. We walk downstairs split up. (There are two basement stairs.) And we broke rule number one of- oh, shit, it's crawling to me. I.. I need to get out of here...
I'm typing this at the the hospital. The paramedic said that I was found with the Beast on top of me. He promptly shot it. Luckily I managed to escape with only a cut around the waist. The Beast was apparently trying to make me like it. It failed. Kelly never did... 
Theory: Kelly killed the first Beast, and before it died, it ripped Kelly's legs off. That Beast sure did have her hair and eyes. 
I look out my window and see the ambulance struggling with another patient. The rush it in, and sit it in the other bed in my room. They close the door. the patient crawls toward me, and I fall to the ground. "You can't escape me, Tammie Day. I will find you everywhere you go. I am Ananbelle." It whispers icily into my ear. It crawls away. Ananbelle... I've heard that before. That was my mother's name. When I was twelve, she was ripped in half. This explains why she is so attracted to me. 
The patient later dies. I am safe. Shuff shuff shuff. For now...
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Crazy Love

;19th November
Love is often said to be one of the most turbulent emotions we can experience, some say that love and hate are closely linked - that all it takes is a slight change in circumstance to change unreasoning love into unbridled hatred..
I'm not really sure if I'm qualified enough to say either way, nearing my 25th birthday I can admit that I have yet to experience "love" - at least in the romantic sense of the word. I can already imagine a few people finding that rather amusing but hey, at least I'm honest here.
25 long years and I have yet to really understand love, though I guess I often find myself wondering if love even really exists.. maybe it really is just some made-up fantasy of an early age when everyone was expected to find that special someone and settle down in their little homes, surrounded by white fences and immaculate lawns.
Or maybe I'm just bitter and need to get out more, experience the world and actively start looking for love instead of expecting it to come to me.
;21st November
My friends are already beginning to settle down and talk about how happy they all are, which seems so absurd, how can so many people be happy while I still have nothing?
It just isn't right. It isn't natural...
;22nd November
Love is a disease, that's what it is. It takes your friends away and makes you feel alone and rejected... makes you angry and confused...
Love is poison...
;23rd November
They hate me, that's what it is. They hate me...
;25th November
Love is a disease... Love is hate... my friends... are disease... my friends... are hate... I am alone.
;26th November
It's not natural... It's not right... I won't let them win...
;28th November
the following entry is blank, at midnight gunfire was heard at the residence and police were called
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Creative Writing

Watch him as he marks his pen
Watch him as he kills the hen
Watch him as he smiles deadly
Watch him as the wrath goes on
Watch him as Mother sleeps
Watch him move her mouth
Watch him take his scissors
Watch him touch her scalp
Watch him say her thoughts
Watch him come behind you
Watch him say good night
...
"What is the need for this?"
"Just watch me steal your emotions."
"I don't have any."
He touched the scissors closer to her scalp...
"Do you feel anything as I touch you?"
"No."
"Exactly why I love you."
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Creeper

It was just another boring day. I decided to play Minecraft. I started up my computer and checked for any updates; 1.7.8 had come out, so I downloaded the launcher. After starting Minecraft, I made a new world in survival mode. I spawned, got my wood, and crafted some sticks and a crafting table. I turned the wood into wooden planks and made my pick.
I started mining, got stone, found some coal, and even encountered a few silverfish. I ran to my crafting table by a tree and made a stone pick. Night was falling, so I got my wooden planks and made a house. I set my crafting table in it and I just found out I don't have a bed. Luckily, 3 sheep were outside. After killing them, I crafted a bed with their wool and some planks and hit the hay. Just when I woke up, I noticed something strange.
There used to be a few animals nearby, but now they were gone. I ran all over the world. All gone. Even the monsters were absent... Except for a bright green shape out in the distance.
I knew it was a Creeper, so I crafted a stone sword. Thinking to myself, "This should be easy!" I ran towards it and I was two blocks away from it. It didn't move at all.
"What the heck?! Minecraft froze?! I thought this was a new computer!" I said to myself.
Just then when I hit it once, I fell down a black hole. I looked to find the Creeper with a face staring down at me, with a weird looking face. It wore a big, unnatural smile that kinda looked like Smile Dog's. And it started laughing in a devilish tone. When I looked down, I saw a pool of lava. As I looked back up towards the sky, I saw the creeper jump over the hole like nothing happened.
After I burned to death, the screen should have said, "You died! Respawn-main menu". Well, it was different.
It said: "01010101010101010101 TOO BAD, SO SAD! TOO BAD, SSSSO SSSSAD!"
It wouldn't let me return! Everytime I pressed a button, it made that demonic laugh. I HAD to tell this to Mojang! I sent an email telling them all about it, and they replied, saying that version 1.7.8 hadn't yet been released. 
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Creeper.avi

One night, i was looking on google about "Creeper" then i saw a ssite which said "Creeper.avi" Then i downloaded it and watched the video. Then when i watch it, it was weird, it was just a creeper standing, staring at me. It stayed like that for 5 minutes. Then 12 seconds later after static appeared, The creeper has soulless black eyes, and is crying blood. And it also looked like it has been shot. I started hearing eerie music. Then i heard screaming which sounded it came from my house. Then it's eyes started to melt and it's mouth disappeared which is completely gone. Then it started to show frames of dead children. First it showed the face of the Exorcist girl with a very loud scream. Then it showed Minecraft holding a blood-stained axe. Then it showed a fighure killing animals. Then it showed the same creepr with a dead body of enderman twirling it's head saying "You're next"
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