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Pickering

Pick-a-ring and say My Precious! is a Canadian city located west of Toronto. Despite its population of 90,000+, that makes it one of the largest metropolises in Ontario (and, by the way, in whole Canada); Pickering is outclassed by Toronto (of course) and some neighboring towns as... Ajax, Whitby, Oshawa, Bowmanville, Markham, Vaughan, Richmond Hill, Mississauga, Brampton, Hamilton, Niagara Falls (ON), Niagara Falls (NY), Buffalo etc...
==Bad luck history==
Once upon a time, before becoming a nobody cares city, Pickering was a nobody cares village. In 1953, to avoid to be turned into a popsicle, it was stolen incorporated into the neighboring city of Ajax, and moved east... To be turned into the Staten Island of Toronto.
Some years later, Pickering was chosen to be the site of a nuclear power plant and turned into the Canadian Chernobyl. 
==Bad luck geography==
As said above, Pickering is smashed between Toronto and Ajax and, despite its large population, is the littlest shithole settlement of... A regional municipality?! Seriously!? Oh Honey.
Fortunately, it lies on Lake Ontario... Opposite the Niagara Falls. D'oh!
==Notable people casually crossing the Highway 401==
*Neil Young spent a day in Pickering, it was a traffic jam on the Highway 401.
*Shawn Mendes was born and raised there. Nobody will care about him in 10 years or later.
==References==
*No refs, this is not a Wikipedian article, m8s!
==External links==
* For those obsessed with so-called-experts, Wikipedia has an article about Pickering
Category:Towns in Canada
Picnic

A picnic is a satanic ritual often practiced by small children and puppies to invoke the demon thief, Yogi Bear who is best known for conspiring with the Smurfs to cause the communist television revolution of 1929. Picnics are often organized around wooden altars in public places and are banned in several countries including Hyrule.
==Origin==
The Picnic was created by doctor Joseph Barbera when, in a spur of madness, he decided to attempt to bring a bear back to life on a public table. His materials were little more than a felt tip pen and an Atari 2600 however he succeeded despite the odds and created what is now one of the most popular television personalities in the world. It is reported by many historians that the bear then stole the basket which Barbera carried his tools in and then vanished into the woods. Picnics are now held throughout the world on December 25 (often confused with the birth of Christ) to commemorate the act.
==Ants==
Any sane person attempting to have a picnic will pack ants. Because of the abundance of food you must bring to a picnic, you will need ants to help carry it for you. Especially the watermellon. 
==Tools==
The tools used in modern picnics range from Apple Cores to Condoms ( Usually picnics involving only 2 persons tend to end up reproducing, ignoring the general public ), however they are always carried in a small basket with a handle and must include a blanket, at least one sandwich and possibly a boiled egg. Enthusiasts are known to weigh the basket down with lead to keep it from being stolen. The greatest asset to a picnicker is his wits. These are most commonly used for singing and looking for one's glasses.
A common song about picnics follows:
==Famous Picnickers==
Most people are aware that Ranger John is a devout picnicker, but there are a number of other well-known closet picnickers in public office, such as George W. Bush, Princess Zelda, and Moses. In addition, there are many devotees of the picnic within the entertainment industry, including Michael Jackson, Baskin Robbins, the entire The Wiire staff, Ronald McDonald, Little Red Riding Hood, and Tom Cruise.
Category:ActivitiesCategory:Bad Places To Go For HolidaysCategory:BoredomCategory:EnvironmentCategory:LifestylesCategory:Religion
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Pie in the Face

Pie in the Face is a comical technique where an actor throws a pie into the face of another. It was invented by George Washington in 1913 BC, who found this very comical. This comical technique is very simple, here is a complete list of instructions on how it's done.
#Get a pie.
#Walk up to the person you want to throw the pie at.
#Aim for the face.
#Throw it into the face.
#Laugh cruelly at the person you have just thrown the pie at.
#??????
#Profit!!!
In the event that you are likely to get hit with a pie, the best strategy is to duck, or keep your mouth wide open in the hope of eating a pie. The person throwing the pie at you might either hit another person or hit the wall or be very jealous that you have just eaten his pie. If the person hits another person, a pie fight might result. If at possible, keep away from those who are throwing pies, or you could likely get hit as well, although the opportunity of eating a pie can be too good to resist. 
==The Pie in the Face Game==
The pie in the face game is a mechanical contraption. The person about to get pied gullible sticks his head through a hole. A board holding the pie, uses a catapult mechanism and swings forward pieing the person who stuck his head through the hole. The game was invented by Milton Bradley in 1970.
==Not to be confused with "Pie to the Face!"==
"Pie to the face!" is military jargon used to describe the event of a squad member's receiving a "Pie in the Face" from a Clown. Pies are the favoured weapon of the militant funny man (along with deadly flower-concealed water cannons) and the words "Pie to the face!" are usually proceeded by screaming from the victim and the sounds of frantic gunfire, running feet and/or a yellow to red level "Ruckus".
Pies hurled in the average pie-fight do not warrant the use of "Pie to the Face!" as only those used by Clowns are filled with "God knows what but it hurts like hell".
==Pieing a Celebrity==
Celebrities are often the target of being pied, especially when they are in public. It gets a lot of media attention and embarassment. Here is a list of celebrities who have been pied.
* Bill Gates
* Anne Coulter
* Michael Jackson
* God
==See also==
* Bill Gates
* Pie
Category:Activism
Category:Practical jokes
Category:Pie
Category:Slapstick comedy
Category:Protest tactics
Category:Things that may be out to get you
Pierre Trudeau

Pierre Elliott Trudeau was the prime minister of Canada and self-proclaimed Emperor of the North. As per Canadian custom, Trudeau won his title after winning all four WWE championship belts– although his smackdown victory is disputed because the referee was knocked unconscious for a short period and did not witness Trudeau's employing several illegal moves.After his death, Pierre Trudeau was proclaimed "eternal great leader of chickens".
Trudeau was noted for his flamboyant nature, and often engaged in such whimsical actions as Break dancing in the parliament, and snorting cocaine. Canadians affectionately referred to him as PET, for his habit of petting women half his age.
Upon his death, Trudeau's son Justin tried to claim the Canadian throne but was unable to overcome partisans loyal to Ben Mulroney. Justin continues to plot in exile in hopes of bringing the Sith back to power and building a second Death Star.
==Early life==
The issues of Trudeau's birth are hotly disputed, though the official story maintains that he was spawned on Mt. Trudeau in the late 19th century to double rainbows. As a young man, he dreamed of one day leading Canada to a shining future, and also of being naked in a supermarket where all the other shoppers are gorillas.
A socialist intellectual, he avoided service in World War II, and there are some accounts that he rode around on a motorcycle, and actively conspired with Farmer Jones to put down the animals' revolution.
In 1963 Trudeau was installed as Canada's leader. All records of how or why this happen have been purged, as "Year Zero" was proclaimed, with all history that occurred pre-Trudeau being declared an enemy of the people.
==War Measures Act==
Trudeau used the War Measures Act in 1970 to allow him to arrest anyone anywhere at any time. His first act was to put lawn gnomes all over the Bell Centre (Canada's "white house"), then he built a large sculpture of a Q-tip which is also used as a hockey arena for Canada's national team, The Mighty Ducks. With the act in place, Trudeau was on top of the world, and celebrated by smiting Yogi Bear, thus making him have the power to love. He also ran a tank through a beaver dam, thus creating the Trudeau River that acts as Canada's main transportation route. Just watch him!
 
==See also==
 
*Canada (wine)
*Canada–United States relations
*Canadian Constitutional Law
*UnBooks:A Day in the Life of the Canadian Prime Minister
==Notes==
Category:Politics of Canada
Category:Canadians
Category:Prime Ministers of Canada
Category:People from the United States or France
Category:Dead people
Piers Morgan

thumbnail|right|200px|Piers Morgan on the events of 9/11.
Piers Harbours Jetty Stefan Pughe-Morgan (né O'Meara; born 30 March 1965) is a right wing British journalist, professional gobshite, narcissist and the World’s most hated television personality, perhaps best known for being the ousted presenter of ‘Good Morning Bastards’ with Susanna Rude.
He is editorial director of First News, a national colouring book/newspaper for children. He was also a talent judge (how he got this job, we don't quite know) on Britain's Got Talent and America's Got No Talent, and has authored eight books, including three volumes of memoirs which no one bothered to read. 
On the side, Morgan writes tiresomely sycophantic interviews in GQ with utterly banal and irrelevant celebrities like himself. He also once edited the News of the World and Daily Mirror when on work experience, and he also once hacked a dead girl's phone.
==Early life==
Piers began his very sad life as little more than a posh foetus trapped deep within a female body, and upon leaving the womb of opportunity set out to take over the world, one talent-finding-related programme at a time.
Piers attended St. Augustine's Preparatory School for the Incessantly Smug in Coventry, where he was elected as Head Boy as soon as they saw his slick greasy smile. Piers's duties as Head Boy involved fellating all of the fourth-years whilst playing a version of Tammy Wynette's "Stand By Your Man" on a kazoo. This is referred to as "Tammying", or more commonly, "A good ol' seeing to."
==Career==
Piers hosted Piers Morgan Tonight on CNN but was sacked after its one and only viewer passed away with boredom.
To this date, there have been 237.8 assassination attempts on Piers Morgan on the Britain's Got Talent set, and Piers has almost died around 4,513 times after slipping into smugness-induced comas on set.
Jeremy Clarkson publicly twatted Morgan at an award ceremony causing a bloody nose and the humiliated gobshite to run home to his mummy.
Over the years that very humiliation festered within Morgan resulting in a very public display of aggressiveness to everyone who ever appeared on Good Morning Britain, and his daily ranting monologues bollocking the viewing public for being arseholes.
He invented the “throwing their teddy out the pram” studio format
== Affair and Personal Life ==
Morgan has been married twice. He paid his current wife, 78 year old retired cleaner and transgender Dorris Cleft a reported £1 million to marry him.
In April 2020 he admitted to having an affair with himself claiming he just couldn’t help fancying his "gorgeous" looks.
==See also==
* Simon Cowell
* Alex Jones
* Alan Sugar
Category:British journalists
Category:British television personalities
Category:Twat Bastard
Category:Ineffective Right Wing Propaganda
Category:British people
Category:People Who Need an Asskicking
Pieter Bruegel

Angry Dutch painter and film-maker Pieter Bruegel came into being on April Mentally-Challenged-Persons day 1722. He is not to be confused with Abraham Lincoln.
==The Early Years==
Pieter Bruegel had a long and happy childhood, which lasted twenty-seven years. During this time, he painted many great pieces of art, some of which were major successes, mainly due to the frequent depictions of Calvin Klein underwear models. 
Having earned some respect from his peers (though not Paul Verhoeven), Bruegel moved to the island country of Nauru, where he began work on his first film, a situation comedy set in a concentration camp. After a poor box-office showing, the film’s script was incorporated into a television show, known today as Everybody Loves Raymond.
At this point, Bruegel had been reduced to a starving, angst-filled fashion victim. Having no source of income, he turned to miracles to place food on the table. However, even this tactic failed, when Jesus filed a lawsuit against Bruegel for copyright violation. The case was settled out of court when Bruegel repented.
==Fatherhood==
Bruegel’s next major act, having converted wine into water for the last time, was to declare himself clinically insane. This decision was lauded by many of his followers, who then killed themselves. This resulted in so much bad publicity that Bruegel was forced to adopt an African child to regain credibility. The child, whom he named Hieronymous Frankenstein Brueghel III, would also become a talented painter, but Bruegel took all the credit for his work. This issue is still in debate today due to the fact that many of the son's painting were painted with jerky angular movements and usually featured dead kittens and broken glass as subject matter. It was only in 1993, when Pieter Bruegel’s remains were dug up and thrown in the Thames, that he was finally discovered to be a fraud.
==Retirement==
Bruegel married his childhood sweetheart, The Elephant Man, in 1768. He would complete only one more painting in his lifetime, a highly metaphorical piece which has been banned in this solar system, and thus cannot be shown here.Pieter Bruegel died in 1789. His funeral was attended by a small congregation, which included his family, his friend, and That Guy.
==Bruegel’s legacy==
Bruegel’s artistic style has influenced several painters and film-makers, from Og the Caveman to Pier Paolo Pasolini. At Wanker Summit '97, several Danish film-makers made a statement by giving Bruegel a standing ovation whenever his name was mentioned.
Today, Bruegel is credited with being one of the founding fathers of the post-non-impressionist painting style. He has even been described by one critic as being “bigger than Jesus”, but as said critic was most likely Bat Fuck Insane, nobody paid any attention.
Category:Dutch people
Category:Artists
nl:Pieter Bruegel de Oude
Pig Day Afternoon

Pig Day Afternoon was a bit less than classic cult movie that never got filmed due to severe problems with finance, cast, producer, script, and central idea. The whole thing was an attempt at parodying the famous film Dog Day Afternoon (starring Al Pacino and John Casale, directed by Sidney Lumet). 
What more can be said about Pig Day Afternoon? That's a fair question. Those who know the father of the idea - if anyone does - also know that an interview with him would be of excruciatingly low quality. Those who understand these things in general understand that writing an article over such a thing is doomed to failure. Those who understand life generally know that success and failure are merely the different sides of the same coin - the coin of success and failure. Those into numismatics know that there never was such a coin. Others know that numismatists are dorks. With all that in mind, here is what - under the circumstances - must be accepted as the script of Pig day afternoon. It was written some time in the Internet era and it shows. 
:Gort: Fuckinv shitty train o d fuqdafuq. I... you've seen Dog day afternoojn haven't you? Have you seen Dog Day Afternoon? 
:Barf: I dony thin k i bavr. Nooi. Dog day? Ah. No nwver heard
:Gort: OK - you haven't seen it, even better
:Barf: Ill download thw wp-article
:Gort: Dafuq
:Barf: just beacause of a random jo... weir
:Gort: who even xix that
:Barf: didm
:Gort: Lol i rmember him
:Barf: He used to fead Terry Oratchet? My almost best bud
:Gort: Lol I'll get high and u have 20 percent more poop
:Barf: Its a deal then
:Gort: I should quit nut I domt want to
:Barf: Noolol jD, I'm nit high
:Gort: You're as high as the Hubble
:Barf: Mt andtoid is the only one high
:Gort: K howbout we holdup dis bank
:Barf: Bnk goright lets
:Gort: Where your AK47
:Barf: My pld lady tooki t. Passing out now btw
Category:American films
Pigeon Rats

The Pigeon Rat is a popular "make your own toy" playset manufactured by the Simpson Corporation (North America's third largest surgical chemical and supplies retailer), created by sewing a rat to a pigeon. Live pigeons and rats are not included in the playset, and instead children are required to hunt and capture animals of their own. The playset contains appropriate bait, traps, and instructions to aid children in capturing their animals, along with a needle and thread. The playset has received very mixed reviews, with some parents lauding it as an educational innovation, while others complain that it is inhumane and a serious health risk.
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==History==
The first ever pigeon rat was created by Hugo Simpson Jr., the son of Simpson Corporation CEO Hugo Simpson Sr., on February 12th 1985. Young Hugo was exploring his father's vast estate in Missouri, playing games with some surgial equipment his father had left lying around the house. Using advanced stealth techniques he learned by watching Jackie Chan films, Hugo was able to sneak up on both a pigeon and a rat and inject them with a powerful general anaesthetic. Hugo then proceeded to sew the two animals together, as a way to practice his surgical skills. Later, when the pigeon rat woke up, Hugo was delighted to discover that he had created a pet that could neither run nor fly away. At dinner that evening Hugo Jr. showed his father the pigeon rat, and the very next day the Simpson Corporation started production of the first ever Pigeon Rat Playset.
Over the years the Pigeon Rat Playset has had massive commercial success, similar to other "make your own toys" such as pet rocks and plants.
==Controversy==
Relatively soon after the first Pigeon Rat Playsets started being sold in stores it became clear that it was a dangerous toy. Several children contracted serious illnesses as a result of coming in contact with either pigeons or rats. Other children hurt themselves while hunting the animals – many news reports at the time focused on children who had fallen off of bridges trying to catch pigeons, or fallen through manholes trying to catch rats. There was also a considerably large amount of children who died while handling the bait and traps.
In response to the criticism, the Simpson Corporation has, over the years, changed the assembly instructions for the pigeon rat to include such tips as, "Remember kids, pigeons can fly, you can't," and "Winners don't use drugs!" Statistics show that these changes have significantly improved the safety of the playset.
Category:Happy Monkey Entry February 2012
Category:Toys
Pigland

Pigland is within itself its own entity. It is neither city nor capital to any country nor does it have a capital. It does not co-exist on a plain with our earth, but on a plain slightly above the one that our Earth exists on. 
In Pigland, pigs do not rule, but selflessly give their lives for the 
pleasure and joy that is eating ham, pork, bacon, spam, and other pig 
related meats for mankind. There you can not only enjoy the pig you eat, 
but also enjoy the beautiful landscape, of pigpens, mountains, 
and the ever so uncommon prostitute or hitch-hiker that manages 
to wander in, which is highly unlikely because wandering in is no easy feat.
== Transportation to Pigland ==
You may think getting to Pigland is easily done. Well, it isn't. In fact it is quite difficult, and can usually only be done by the male of any species. Many times females are rejected through the portals, or are sacrificed by pigs once on the other side. One of the main ways of transportation to Pigland is by sucking yourself into a plastic bottle of some sort (water bottle, soda bottle) and quickly forcing yourself through the barrier of our dimensions, because within every plastic bottle there is a portal, but be careful, because many times if done incorrectly, you will be forced into wigland, or figland, neither of which are quite as interesting as Pigland.
Another way of transporting is to sit in a chair with demons in it. Demons have the ability to transport anyone, or anything between dimensions. Be careful though that you sit in a chair with CHAIR demons, and not a chair with another type of demons, like cheese demons, that could be from small piece of molding cheese lost within the chair - cheese demons are naturally evil and will most often purposefully send you to Wigland, Figland, or even worse, Jigland. There are really no other ways to get to Pigland unless you are able to unwrap the universe, which could ultimately lead to the end of the world...so don't try it.
== Current Events ==
Recently, Pigland was over run by small aphid-like creatures called daphalids. The large population of daphalids caused an adverse reaction on the pig society due to the fact that the give off a gas with a rather pleasing odor. This odor, however, contains a hallucinogen which causes all pigs to appear as hamburgers to those affected by the gas. Thus the population of Pigland was rapidly decreasing, until Oprah ad Dr. Phil decided to take a trip to give away free schools to the pigs, and fixed the problem.
category:countries
category:Pigs
Category:Mammals