Baby's First Steel Smelter

With the arrival of a new baby come new concerns, we at understand that, and strive to make keeping your baby happy the least of your concerns. Once your baby has their hands on our products, you will be free to catch up on Family Guy reruns, polish off that six-pack, or shoot rubber bands at your pets.
If you are worried about modern over-commercialization turning your infant into a future spoiled brat due to saturation of toys and lack of creativity, then buy your baby the one toy that teaches them how to build their own toys!
Don't contribute to childhood obesity with an oven, invest in Baby's First Steel Smelter by !
===The steel of a lifetime===
Baby's First Steel Smelter by is a miniature blast furnace designed for baby's little hands. Using state of the art technology, Baby's First Steel Smelter by burns clean fuel and produces less air pollution so you don't have to worry about your sweet infant killing the planet.Usage of words such as "clean" or "less" are not indicative of any accepted environmental hazard scale.
"Coke", which is neither bubbly brown liquefied sugar nor that white powder you are hanging onto for a friend, is an efficient energy source made from low-sulfur bituminous coal and can bring your Baby's First Steel Smelter by up to 2000 °C (3600 °F) which is sufficient to melt steel.
Included with every Baby's First Steel Smelter by is a complete manual for operating Baby's First Steel Smelter by and handling molten steel. The 12-page complete guide is made from easy-to-turn, thick cardboard pages and is written in large-font baby talk with bright graphical examples depicted by Smiley the Smithing Smilodon.
Baby's First Steel Smelter by standard edition is available for only $200,000 (USD≈ €145,000 £125,000 ¥16,155,000).Plus $200 shipping and handling, taxes not included.
===Forging onward===
Once you have assembled Baby's First Steel Smelter by and you have read the manual to your precious, they are ready to begin smelting steel!
Included with every Baby's First Steel Smelter by purchase is enough coke and steel to craft at least 15 kg (33 lbs) of steel. If your baby is more ambitious, you can also mine iron ore from your backyard which can be refined in Baby's First Steel Smelter by into usable steel. Just add .25-2% carbon content, which can be acquired from charcoal, to alloy with the iron.
You will also find a hammer, anvil, water quenching trough, and baby-sized leather gloves and apron. A dingle bell or impact squeaker can be attached to the hammer for fun sounds with every strike. Smithing steel is hard work and sure to make your baby strong, however, even the toughest suckling lacks the stamina to last more than an hour, so Baby's First Steel Smelter by also comes with a metal press and several dies with which to fashion the steel when baby's arms tire.Three dies are included in the standard package; flat-edge, round-edge, and pointed-edge.
===Accessorize!===
Baby's First Steel Smelter by can present endless fun with some of these additional components.
*The Die Expansion
:If you have a lazy baby and the Baby's First Steel Smelter by die press isn't varied enough, the Die Expansion set includes an additional fifteen pieces. Along with more common shapes, there are also some your baby will surely enjoy like the car silhouette or Mickey Mouse ears. A fold-out poster with 60 suggestions helps your baby come up with design ideas. Only $1200!Plus $12 shipping and handling, taxes not included. (Baby's First Steel Smelter by not included)
*The Fuel Injector
:If your Baby's First Steel Smelter by is not burning hot enough for baby's needs, the Fuel Injector attaches to the blast furnace and can introduce oxygen, oil, and natural gas to the coke, causing it to heat up an extra 300 °C (600 °F). The Fuel Injector comes with enough fuel to forge 15kg of steel. Only $3600!Plus $36 shipping and handling, taxes not included. (Baby's First Steel Smelter by not included)
*The Blacksmith Shop
:A five square meter (54 ft2) playhouse made from lightweight fiberglass and decorated to look like a blacksmith shop. Baby's First Steel Smelter by can fit inside the Blacksmith Shop while the exhaust is vented out of the roof. If assembled correctly, the Blacksmith Shop playhouse is waterproof and weather resistant up to wind speeds of 200kph and 60cm of snow build up. Only $6000!Plus $60 shipping and handling, taxes not included. (Baby's First Steel Smelter by not included)
*The Arc Furnace
:If you are going green, ask about the Baby's First Steel Smelter by Arc Furnace. Although the Arc Furnace is much cooler, at 1800 °C (3200 °F), and can't use the Fuel Injector, the Arc Furnace uses an electric arc to smelt the steel instead of burning coke. The Arc Furnace is designed to be integrated into the standard Baby's First Steel Smelter by so it still looks like a blast furnace. Only $30,000!Plus $300 shipping and handling, taxes not included. (Baby's First Steel Smelter by not included)
===Safety tips===
The health of your baby is our first concern, after quality entertainment.
It is recommended that your baby always wear their leather gloves and a leather apron whenever working with Baby's First Steel Smelter by .
Proper ventilation of Baby's First Steel Smelter by is needed as carbon monoxide may be detrimental in an enclosed area.
Do not place Baby's First Steel Smelter by near flammable objects.
Do not insert living things into Baby's First Steel Smelter by .
Not for children under the age of the second trimester. 
==That fine print with which you needn't worry yourself==
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