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Your Brother is Dead

Hey, do you remember when you asked me to watch your little brother while you were out? Well, funny thing about that… He’s dead.
==Bear With Me, I Can Explain==
As you no doubt know, you asked me to keep an eye on your brother, Luke, while you were out doing whatever. And I did keep an eye on him, just like you asked. Until I got this really important phone call from my grandmother who was in the hospital. Anyway, I needed some privacy for this conversation, so I went to go hide in the closet. But as soon as I was in there, I heard some loud noises downstairs and it sounded like the police were outside! The police were arresting your brother!
==I Know He’s Only 11-Years Old==
…But they were still fucking arresting him! From the closet, I could hear them reading off the charges, and apparently your brother had been in the possession of 20 kilos of cocaine, which was cleverly hidden underneath his bed. Now, I know this is probably very shocking, but according to some very convincing testimonies from his elementary school, several students were approached by Luke for a potential deal. I’m shocked too!
==What Do You Mean 4 of Those Students Were My Cousins? ==
Are you trying to insinuate that I in some way ‘’framed’’ your brother for possession of illegal substances? That’s preposterous! Why, to do something like that, I’d have to be some sort of evil genius. Or perhaps a diabolical mastermind, or a schemer of kick-ass proportions. I am flattered you would consider me this cunning, but I can only declare innocence regarding this 11-year old’s apparent drug empire. I always knew there was something wrong with that kid.
==Oh Right, Back To The Fact That He’s Dead==
Anyhoo, He was sent to juvie until his trial, and was apparently raped and murdered by some weird goth kid who had sex with male dead animal babies. Apparently, the guards couldn’t react quickly enough to save him, as their heavy pockets slowed them down to less than a crawl, if you know what I mean.
==What Do You Mean I Swore An Oath to Kill Your Brother Two Years Ago?!==
 
Oh did you think I was serious when I said that? No, no, no, you’ve got it all wrong! Me and your brother were the best of friends! That was just a joke, you know? I mean, all he did was throw my taco on the ground. Throw my delicious, pure, free taco on the ground… And then I hit him a few times… And… And…
==All Right, I Admit It!==
That’s right, I framed your brother, put him in jail, and bribed the guards to stick him with the psycho who killed him! I killed him, and I’m proud of the fact! That little punk deserved it for what he did to me! HAHAHAHA!!! 
Wait, what are you doing...NO...PUT DOWN THE KNIFE! What do you mean I'm going to pay!? Seriously, you shouldn't play with knives. I'm warning you...don't come any closer! I'M SORRY! IT WASN'T ME, THE TACO GODS MADE ME DO IT! YES THEY'RE REAL, I'M NOT INSANE!!! PLEASE HAVE MERC- 
Attention: The writer has just been massacred and his killer is on the run. Have a nice day!
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Your Harvard Admissions Decision Letter

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Harvard UniversityDepartment of Admissions
 , 
Dear ,
The Harvard Admissions Committee has reviewed your application, and it is my high honor to inform you that you have been admitted to Harvard University in the Class of . Congratulations!
We have reviewed your application in its entirety and have made this decision based on many factors, including your GPA, SAT scores, and extracurricular activities. Based on your academic record, I can tell that you are the type of smartass geek who would thrive at Harvard, and as a reward for your outstanding achievements we are proud to present you with a merit-based scholarship of $28,500 per year. I'll bet you don't even need that scholarship, because your rich-ass parents are going to pay your tuition, you ungrateful son of a bitch. Additionally, we have elected to waive your on-campus housing fees and provide you with a set of courtesy textbooks at no cost. Fuck you.
On behalf of the Harvard community, I wish to extend an invitation for you to join us on Accepted Students Day, where the deans and I can personally congratulate you. I'll find you there and beat the shit out of you. Come meet your future peers and celebrate this momentous occasion!
We hope to have you as a part of our prestigious community of scholars, and we genuinely look forward to seeing all the great things you'll accomplish. You can go right ahead and fuck yourself with your dumb scholarly ass. You don't know how easy you have it; you haven't put even half as much effort into your life as I have. And what do I get from working my ass off my entire life? Motherfucking denied from Harvard! Look at you, all you had to do was sit on your lazy goddamn ass all day long. Well congratulations, you did it. You got in. I hope you're happy, because I sure as fuck would be if I were you.
Most Sincerely,
Christopher R. JohnsonDean of Undergraduate Admissions
Category:Letters
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:FA Education
Your sister

Your other sister (not your Big Sister or Your Little Sister) is this really nice girl I met in a kitchen at some sweaty, hungry student party once. We're talking a skirt shorter than her belt, a tube top less modest than Hasslehoff discussing the fall of the Berlin Wall, and a crotchless thong that screamed: wrong, wrong wrong. She wasn't even wearing a bra, she said she'd lost it in the woods! She was most certainly drunk too, I attributed that to her consumption of alcohol. It wasn't hard to get her to come out with me, I just told her I had my own pulse. She said she'd come back with me and she did. We did it right there on the park bench. Haven't seen her since.
== References to your Sister in Popular Culture ==
thumb|Your sister after a all-night party.|left
Your sister is every single look and nothing.
Your sister is a dude with a VERY BIG secret!
== Encyclopedic comparisons to YOUR sister ==
Your sister's dirtier than Christina Aguilera at an orgy on a pig farm. Hornier than a sexually deviant Rhino. Hotter than Kylie Minougue lying on a sun-bed in the middle of the Sahara Desert. She's easier than going first in a game of 'Connect One'. Looser than a pair of jeans bought in 2004 by this year's Weight Watcher of the Year, which even at time of purchase were a little on the large side. She's put it about so much, she's only managed to narrow down the father of her child to a gender.
And she's good at Scrabble.
== Beating Your sister ==
Also the ultimate come back for people tired of using 'your mom'. Nothing beats 'your sister', unless of course the other person responds with 'your sister and your mother in the same night.*' This is pretty advanced word-play however, and you would be unlucky to face such complex and intellectual banter from someone without a PhD in Disrespect.
*as a last resort, there is one line left in your arsenal before admitting defeat, it consists of 2 steps:
1. extend your hand out to the victim and put the tip of your fingers near the victim's nose 
2.And repeat in a clear loud manner: SMELL YOUR SISTER
*in Oklahoma, West Virginia, Alabama, Tasmania and trailer parks your mother is the same person as your sister.
Category:Girls
Category:Family
Category:Mental Illness
it:Tua sorella
pt:Tua Irmã
Youranus

:If you were looking for youranus is blubery, try a mirror. Then again, there's a chance you're looking for Uranus.
 
Youranus is often confused with the seventh planet in our solar system, counted from the Sun. Counting from the other way it might be the second, third, or any other arbitrary number depending on which astronomer you get your information from. Youranus is a gas giant. Its symbol is 3. 
Rumor has it that the strange orientation of Youranus is due to its collision with a large object millions of years ago (probably Yourmom).
==Physical characteristics==
Youranus is primarily composed of gas, whereas its interior mainly consists of heavier materials. Its characteristic colour is due to the absorption of red light by the huge amounts of methane gas. Youranus most likely has a low surface temperature, though it will be warmer inside Youranus.
Due to its position and tilt, most of Youranus never gets exposed to light. Occasionally, large eruptions of gas can be observed from Youranus, thought to be caused by thermal energy building up inside Youranus and forcefully bursting out of Youranus whenever magnetic storms wipe across the surface of Youranus.
Youranus can be seen with the naked eye and will appear as a faint star, but only under the right conditions. Sometimes you can even glimpse a flash of its moons. Several observers have sighted a pale nimbus around Youranus, and recently some have claimed to see clouds appearing around Youranus, spawning wild rumours of possible colonization of Youranus by aliens. But that might be stretching it a bit.
=See also=
* Mars
* Venus
* Earth
Category:Planets
Category:Space
Yourboi Bangs

Yourboi "Bstar" Bangs is an extraordinarily talented musician, poet and philosopher, known for his complex perspective on life, the universe and everything. As a wordsmith, he is renowned, and considered by many to be the successor to Shakespeare in this field, albeit, an ethnic one. This is shown by his use of emotive rhymes in his Christmas hit "A Christmas Story", with the lyric "Christmas coming real soon / Everybody have good afternoon". This also shows his talent for ironic juxtaposition and political satire, as it strongly contrasts with the ongoing Darfur genocide in the Muslim country of his origin, Sudan, which, funnily enough, does not celebrate Christmas, and most definitely does not have "good afternoon". This deeply emotional passage touches the heart in ways not mastered since the great bard himself. His lyrical style has been compared with John Milton, Wilfred Owen, and William Blake. His masterful take on the English language is seen in the frequent changes in spelling, oft compared again with Shakespeare, whose use of words was inconsistent, even managing to change the word there to thurr, so it is not he who is wrong, it is the English language which is at fault.
== Let Me Take You To Da Movies and Breakthrough success ==
Bangs has reached prominance in the music industry breaking into the music scene with his hit song "Let me take you to da movies" which coolly beat the 4 million mark on Youtube without so much as a sweat, which has made him the Sudan's the only major export after asylum seekers. After this hit single, he recorded an album with the previously repected Sony BMG called "Hard 2 Be Up" which is an emotional plea for awareness of erectile dysfunction. The album has since been certified Argos.
== Contribution to the Emo Rap Scene ==
With # Reh Dogg (singer-songwriter of "Why Must I Cry" - the quintessential emo rap record that any self respecting music lover must listen to - fame), he has become a pioneer of the Emo Rap movement for socio-political change, whereby the power of music will overthrow the diabolical despotic regimes of Central and Eastern Africa. The first song to be regarded as in this genre was "My life is hard" which shows his prominent lyrical genius, showing him as definitely one of the stand out talents to watch for over the coming years. The lyrics to My Life is Hard are thought provoking and do much to speak out against social injustice, corroborating with the view perpertrated in "Im going to da ghetto" (another of his powerful pieces) which calls at the Australian government to do more for the purpose of social integration of cultures.
His massive success can be measured in his 2522 facebook friends. If you are really interested, go here.
Category:Musicians
Category:Hip hop
Category:Poets
Yowie

The Yowie is a large, predatory hominid believed to inhabit the forests and jungles of Australia. It was known to the Aborigines as the Yummi Yummi, and has long been regarded with a mixture of fear, admiration and superstitious awe. They are said to have migrated to Australia from Belgium across the land bridges which formed during the Permian Ice Age. The name "Yowie" is derived from the harsh squealing cry given by victims when it pierces them with its fangs. The sound is often translated to "Yowie!" or "Ouchie!"
==Physiology and Habitat==
The Yowie is a slow, shambling, somewhat slovenly creature, and attracts its prey to it by fact of being made almost entirely of chocolate and containing a small constructible toy, similar to that of a Kinder Surprise. The Yowie's diet largely consists of small children and female stand-up comedians.
Due to being made almost entirely of chocolate, the Yowie is forced to spend most of its time hiding in cool, dark caverns. Over many millions of years, countless Yowies have become trapped beneath the earth in cave-ins, and it is their fossils which are excavated in the vast open-cut chocolate mines which pepper the landscape of Western Australia. 
Aside from thermatic problems, the chocolaticity of Yowies also leads them to be readily susceptible to physical injury. As a mechanism of defense, the creatures have developed a thick layer of aluminum foil around their body which is almost impenetrable, and the bright colors of which serve as identification and to lure moronic prey with greater ease. A traditional rite of passage for the Kuri peoples of Eastern Australia was to attempt to slay a Yowie, then chew on the aluminium foil as a show of fortitude.
Very scientific studies by the Ponds Institute of East Swinburn have discovered that Yowies in fact regenerate by parthenogenesis, developing whole simulacra of the local fauna within their guts. These simulacra hatch from the Yowie when the parent perishes, subsisting on the chocolate of the parent until they have gained enough strength to forage for food. The spawnling will live for several years as, for example, a bilby, before undergoing rapid chocolatification at the age of three years.
Despite being fantastically dangerous due to their high sugar content and razor claws, many self-proclaimed "adventurers" have been known to track and trap the Yowie, in the hopes of farming them and finally shattering the Nestle-Lindt-Cadbury Adente. These attempts are widely regarded as unstartingly unsuccessful.
It is not known how long exactly Yowies have dwelt in Australia, but fossil remains have been found containing the remains of mammal-like reptiles, Thylocenes and, in one memorable instance, a Kronosaurus.
 Category:Fauna of Australia Category:Beasts Category:Dangerous Category:monsters Category:mythology Category:Sports Category:Things That SmellCategory:Snack Foods
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Yugoslav Wars

The Yugoslav Wars were a series of violent conflicts in the territory of the former Yugoslavia that took place between 1-2001 involving fiery dispute over what side toast should be buttered on. Dr. Seuss made the famous book: The Butter Battle Book based upon about this.
== War Erupts ==
Croatia declared its independence from Yugoslavia on June 25th 1991 because it refused to accept Serbia's decision to have butter on top of toast, with Slovenia tagging along a few days after Croatia because it demanded that butter be on both sides of toast.
Slobodan Milošević led the Serbian armies in a glorious attempt to achieve the Serbian dream of butter on top of toast. According to testimony of Jerry Seinfeld's arch nemesis, Newman, the Serbs were also fanatic about their shower heads.
Franjo Turdman, the leader of Croatia, rallied his army to fight for butter on the bottom of toast.
International diplomats tried to stop the war, including Lord Carebear and Nick Van Owen who formed the Van Owen peace plan, later Nick Van Owen went to Site B of Jurassic Park to search for dinosaurs.
=== Bosnia ===
Led by Alija Izetbegović, Bosnia declared independence, demanding that no butter be put on toast. This pissed off Croats and Serbs in Bosnia who loved butter on their toast and civil war erupted.
The war was resolved by the Datemydaughter Accord signed in Datemydaughter, Ohio, America.
=== Kosovo ===
Albanians from Kosovo wanted their own state as well, they wanted toast with no butter and with the crust removed, despite Kosovo being the major production center of butter. Serbia saw Kosovo as the heartland of butter for toast and refused to let it become independent.
Kosovo gained support of America that also did not like crust on toast and they bombed Serbia with flying cows and carrots until Serbia surrendered.
== Propaganda ==
A lot of music was involved in this war, with classic hits like "Butter on Top", "Remove Butter", and "Butter Sucks". A lot of images were used too, 90% of them being pictures of toast.
===See Also===
*Niko Bellic
Category:Military history
Category:History
Category:Wars
Category:Croatia
Category:Serbia
Yuri Andropov

Pikov Andropov (15 June 2379 B.C. – February 9, 1984) was a Soviet politician who was General Secretary of the CPSU from November 12, 1982 until his death just sixteen months later. He is widely regarded as the epitome of enlightened Socialist rule. He is also being most badass guy EVER!!! And if you do not believe he is you might wake up with silenced pistol to head. KGB salution to everything.
==Early Life==
Yuri Andropov (birth name: Sargon of Akkad) was born in the city state of Ur in Sumeria sometime in the 24th century B.C. He did a bunch of boring stuff for four thousand years, and finally became a person of remark in 1917, during the Russian Revolution, when he changed his name to Yuri Andropov and joined Lenin's forces. After that, he was a boring Soviet bureaucrat until one horrible day in 1984.
==Andropov in power==
Yuri was made General Secretary of the Soviet Communist Party in 1982, when fellow geezer Brezhnev (over 6,000 years old) died. 
In American eyes, Yuri did everything Brezhnev did, not changing a thing. He continued the war in Afghanistan and KGB oppression. He became pen-pals with a young U.S. girl and invited her to play Barbie with him. Yuri was going to be Barbie's abusive boyfriend Ken of course. Yuri was on the cover of Time and Newsweek a lot. Relations with the U.S. deteriorated. Just your average Soviet despot who hated America.
To Russians, however, he was a very important and kind fellow. They remember Andropov for his kind-hearted attempts to improve the economy and reduce corruption. He is also remembered for his anti-alcohol campaign and struggle for enhancement of work discipline. Both campaigns were carried out with full successeyness.
==Andropov in History Class==
We learned about Yuri Andropov in History last year. No one knew what the hell he did, and when there where questions about him on a test, no one got them right. Coincidentally, the iPod had been released just as we had started learning about him. That was a really awesome day.
Category:Politicians
pt:Yuri Andropov
ru:Андропов, Юрий Владимирович
ZX81

The ZX81 was in fact the world's first electronic computer, invented by the English scientist Sir ZX81 in 1890. English computer buffs bleated on about this great unsung achievement for nearly 90 years while the Americans got on with making money out of inferior technology. The US Department of Truth suppressed the real story even though the ZX81 won all intervening wars by itself, until modern technology in the 1920s finally caught up and left the ZX81 behind. At that point, the big daddy of all English hyperintelligent boffins, Sir Clive of Cambridge, bought up all remaining ZX81 stock and sold them to Timex as the Timex Sinclair, "The World's first sub-$100 home computer". Some of them even worked - sometimes. When the damned fool Americans realised they had been had, 28 days later, Sir Clive had cashed all their cheques and blown it all on developing the world's first electric car, the Sinclair Edsel. The ZX81 is the most common computer in Canada due to Dell, Gateway, Apple, and Microsoft's pledge to only ship their computers to the US.
== Features ==
The ZX81, a laptop retailing at £800, was an innovation for the 19th century. It was sturdy enough to withstand the most raucious dances and buggy rides. The first ZX81, bought by Lady Herstenshenshire of South Sussex, was used to send some of the first emails regarding raucious parties and buggy rides. However his greatest achivement was the invention of frozen peas, an idea he had work on since being released from a lunatic asylum, the idea was simple the end result was astounding and as a result history was made the world could now have pie,chips and peas instead of just pie and peas
== Payback ==
After that point the entire English manufacturing and technology industry crumbled into the sea and the country turned into a nation with bad teeth and an obsession with things past like World War 2, 1966 (the year the English invented Football - round balls please), chivalry, the British Empire, Pride and Prejudice, crumpets and so on. Except that after the ZX81 Sir Clive pulled off a master stroke by losing a contract for the BBC Micro to a little company called Acorn who went on to spawn the ARM processor which is the CPU used in all phones, PDAs, Urinal Douches and rice steamers on the planet so at last the English own all your computers OMFG LOL!!!!!
== See Also ==
*Computer
*Old
Category:Computers
ZX Spectrum

The ZX Spectrum was a gigantic laser weapon, originally designed to obliterate a country the size of Canada. Invented by Fred Dibnah and Donald Trump in the 80's, the ZX Spectrum was a deadly project commissioned by the government of Mediocre Britain.
==The weapon==
The ZX Spectrum was a formidable weapon. Although it was intended to wipe out a country the size of Canada, budget constraints meant that the eventual weapon was only able to destroy a small Welsh village. Built from a cassette player and components from a Betamax video player, along with parts from several steam engines, and a picture of Eve Arden, the weapon was crude, but effective, relying on commands loaded from a cassette player. Whilst it took ten minutes to load a simple command, this was ample time.
===Development===
Although the weapon was invented by Fred Dibnah, the original design was improved greatly by MacGyver, who was able to add a few switches that made the weapon look much cooler, and change the colour of the laser at the flick of a switch. Whilst this didn't affect the power of the weapon, it did make the destruction process much prettier. The shimmering change of colours made the public of Mediocre Britain much more receptive to the ZX Spectrum.
==Use==
The weapon was only used once, on a small, unnamed Welsh village following a fight in a pub. Following the carnage, the incident hasn't been mentioned in public much, and Dibnah committed suicide after being distraught that his weapon had been used to kill so many sheep. MacGyver downplayed his involvement in the project, and instead focused his efforts on fighting parasitic aliens in space.
===The future===
The ZX Spectrum is thought to have been made redundant with the introduction of CD players. The original weapon is being stored in a secret location at 32 Oxford Street in London. It is thought that the weapon may be brought out of hiding to be used in a future war against Scotland.
==See also==
*Eye beams
*Colour
*Weapons of Mass Distraction
Category:WeaponsCategory:ComputersZX Spectrum