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Car Accident

My phone alarm goes off. My clock reads "Surprise at school." My normal alarm says "Go to school." I must have changed it last night and just forgot about it. Right?
I brush my teeth and do my daily morning routine. I hear the standard iPhone text message sound. I finish up, and check my phone. It reads as follows:
Patrick - "Not walking with you to school today because I'm sick :("
I reply with " Aww, get better man :/ "
I finish my hygiene routine, put on my jacket, get my bag, and head off to school.
Since I was walking alone, I figure I might as well put on my headphones and play my favourite jams. It was a freezing morning up in Canada. I couldn't feel any of my body parts. Halfway through my walk, I get a reminder from my phone.
It reads, "Car."
I had no idea what this meant, so I just ignored it. Who did this?
At this point, I can see my school.
Finally almost at school! I think to myself.
I suddenly get another reminder from my phone.
Reading "accident." At this point, I'm getting frightened. I look up from my text, and see two cars full on ram each other. I start panicking. My music suddenly stops.
I look into one of the victims windows, and see their face smashed into the wheel. The airbag failed to go off, and blood starts flowing out of her eyes. The eyes quickly open and instantly lock onto mine. We stared at each other for about 10 seconds. As the time kept going on, more blood was gushing out. Finally, her eyes close. 
I run off to school without saying a word to anyone. The whole day in school, my mind is on the driver that gazed at me. She was always in my head...
As soon as I arrive home, I lay on my bed. I wake up at 3:12 AM. My eyes feel like there is something in them. I start to rub my eyes vigorously. I rush to the bathroom to see what's wrong with my eyes...
I turn on the lights and I see the girl from the car behind me. Just standing there. I don't yell or scream, and we have that same stare like last time. That was the last time I saw her, and that was the last time I saw myself.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Beings
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Carbonated Blood

Somewhere in Ohio, there's a soda-vending machine that instead of selling root-beer, inside the can you'll find the cool, carbonated blood of people who go missing on roads in the middle of the night. It does not take paper money, despite having the apparatus necessary.
Instead, it takes your blood. Blood for blood, but not willingly.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Rituwel
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Carmen Winstead

She was pushed
About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, the neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise, David was gone, that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off.
If you don't repost this saying
"She was pushed"
or "They Pushed her down a sewer"
Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Memes
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Carmen Winstead (with a happy ending)

About 6 years ago in Indiana, 17 year old Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. Fortunately, she survived and laughed at how funny the prank was. They then became best friends and started hanging out together. Then, about two years ago, a now 21 year old Carmen Winstead proposed to one of the girls, who was named Jillian. They married and had a daughter. They now live in a small town in Kentucky.
The end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Memes
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Caroline's Final Moments

In February, a friend of mine gifted me with Portal 2 on Steam. Naturally, I was excited about it and dove headfirst into it. I loved it. The story, the new characters, everything.
Once I was in Old Aperture, I took my time exploring it, learning more about the mysterious Cave Johnson and his assistant Caroline. I overheard PotaDOS making her comments about the two and kinda laughed.
It was funny to hear her, of all things, freak out. However, she didn't calm down. In fact, she continuously shorted herself out throughout the 70's area of Aperture.
When we made it to the 80's area and Cave's lemon rant started to play, she was acting differently from the videos. Her reactions were sad, almost mournful.
By this time, I had figured out she was Caroline and just thought 'Oh, more of her memories are coming back'. As we got to the elevator, she started to speak.
"Sir, I don't want to do this. No! Sir, listen to me, I don't want this!"
That made me stop. I knew the lines were taken out, but how did they ended up back in the game? The area I had stopped at was one I had never seen in any of the playthroughs: It was an office with a desk and chair that no human had stepped foot into for centuries.
It was Cave's office. I stopped by the desk and looked around. "How many times have I told you scientists?! I don't want to do this!"
I heard PotaDOS yell, "I know it was what Mr. Johnson wanted, but I don't want to go through with it!" I sat in shock as I listened to her have a one-sided argument.
"As acting CEO, I'm telling you to stop this at onc- What did you... Get off of me! Let me go this instant or you're all fired! Get your hands off of me!" She shorted out after that.
I moved to the next area: a broken down lab. She soon came back online.
"Let me out of this! I don't want to go through with this!...
I want to be with Mr. Johnson when my time on this Earth is over and putting me into a computer is going to keep me from that!" I took my hands from the mouse and keyboard and just listened. She sounded scared for her own life.
"You're not going to listen, are you? You're going to go through with it, no matter what. I swear, if I see any of you again after this transfer, I will kill each and every o-" She started to scream. It sounded like she was ripped for her chassis, but more distorted and painful... almost human. I immediately shut the game off, not even bothering to save.
I left it alone for a few weeks before playing it again. The auto-save file was corrupted so I had to start over from the beginning again. I made it back into Old Aperture and PotaDOS acted normally, as if what happened before never did happen.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Vidya games
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Carrot Copypasta

I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Shortpasta
Cars - The Deleted Scene

It's was the year 2007 and Cars has released for DVD.
I headed out to my thrift store to get something and your way there, i saw a DVD of Cars. 
I asked the man how much would it cost. He said he found it on the Bins last night.
Where did it came from? I'd ask him
Be come from bins, found it last night, only 20$ man. He replied.
I put it on the DVD player.
I pressed play
It's only scenes from the 2006 movie repeating in white noise with the image of swastika on the background.
It later showed McQueen with everything red and black with the swastika getting more intense as McQueen yelled at the tops of his lungs, it was so ear-piercing you covered your ears.
There was later a image of a jew being vivisected with the following text in French:
"Par le mouvement nazi français" 
After it ended, the disc ejected it's self. I contacted Disney about this and they said it was a from a Neo-Nazi party which came from France which was shut down in 2001. The man from the thrift store? I have never heard from him ever again....
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Shortpasta
Carter the Carver

Carter was always a starry-eyed naif
who clamored to tell his enemies "Go to sleep."
Enamored by tawdry tales of grotesque mores,
he gobbled bisque and bouillon, pretending it was gore.
Mr. Carver's whole-hearted intention to read trash
increased his reading comprehension score above his class,
but with math and science skills so far behind the rest,
that reliance on kid-lit confined him from his best.
His teach, tutor and folks explained the right track,
but to him, being a leech, looter, and hoax seemed less whack.
"Carter the Carver" vowed to start carving
walls at Walmart and the hearts of the starving.
Of course, he stalled on the actual hack-and-slash
'til the corpse-maker's call he extolled seemed like balderdash.
Vigilante vandalism turned so boring
he pivoted to woodworking and apple coring.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Shortpasta
Cartman's New Dad

"But Mom!" said Eric Cartman. "You're Grounded!" Said Leane (Eric's Mom). Eric was locked in his room. Leane wocked around the neighbourhood. She was sad and wished she had a husband. She then saw Mr. Macky's house. She went inside and saw Mr. Macky who was jacking off to a porno. It was one of Leane's pornos! She was so shocked by Macky's massive dildo she couldn't stop herselg from rubbing her pussy violently. When Mr. Macky's cum went all the way across the room. Leane screamed in gratification. Mr. Macky was shocked and tried to check what's wrong. He found Leane and they worked thinks out. "Sorry Mr. Macky. I have never seen a cock that big in my life! And I've starred in many adult videos!" Said Leane. Mr. Macky blushed and complemented Leane's "face". (Go to 11:43 m'kay?) "I thought you had a husband m'kay?" Said Mr. Macky. Leane explained how Cartman ate her ex-husband. They desided to punish Cartman. Eric woke up tied up to a chair. He saw his mom Leane in lingeriene. Mr. Macky then walked into the room. He wippped out hos ding a ling. Leane was shocked by its size! She was so excited to eat that. She did downward duck. Mr. Macky did upwards Mr. Macky. He fucked hr in the ass so hard with so many fucks and long fuck strokes. Eric started crying and trying to run. Mr. Macky and Leane desided to rape Cartman abit. But not without Officer Barbary. At day he stops crime on the streets. At night he creates slime in the sheets. Officer Barbary put a needle up Cartman's dick. These needles are pretty fragile. They break if any pressure is put on them. Cartman gulped. Barabary bended his dick and he screamed. The 3 adults had an orgy. The room drownded in ball juice. Than Randy and Big Gal Al joined in. They desided to fuck Eric abit more. Randy had aids and pissed in a cup. And gave it to Cartman. Cartman was traumatized to see his mom's bumhole filled up with liquid from other men. Leane put her fine booty on Eric's face. A massive peioce of shit went foen is throat. Eric cried like a pussy. Leane and Mr. Macky chose to be togehter. Big Gal Al is gay , Randy is married and Officer Barabary hasn't appeared on the show for years. Cartman hated having a baloon man for his dad. He now only vomits blood , piss and shit
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Satire
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
CartoonMania: Matthew.EXE

Hello! Danone Here! And today, I Will talk about a lost CartoonMania episode. So, without further ado, let the story begin...
== The Story ==
It was in July 2020, I was searching for CartoonMania stuff, When I found a Zippyshare link titled: "CartoonMania: Matthew.EXE (666)". I thought It was a Sonic.EXE sequel, so I decided to downloaded It and clicked on It, but I was... WRONG!
== The Episode ==
The episode started with a title screen in a black background with blood red text saying: "Matthew.EXE 6/6/666". 
And then It cuts to the house, and then It cuts to a room while Matthew was walking sadly and He whispers: "My life is so useless and it's thanks to Wakko Warner for me to quit the internet. That's it I will kill that person who made me quit the internet". 
Then Matthew runs Faster and then He closes the door. And then a time card popped up on the screen saying: "Minutes Later". 
And then It cuts to Wakko Warner's House and Matthew opens the door slowly and then He goes upstairs to find Wakko Warner's room and then He saw Wakko Warner working on His computer. He then said: "Matthew, what are you doing here? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE". And then Matthew said in a deep voice: "I'm gonna kill you right now because You made me quit the internet". Wakko gasps and says: "NO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MATTHEW, I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I DID TO YOU, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME". Matthew got a Chainsaw and kills Wakko Warner and then It cuts to a black screen while you can hear screaming and killing noises in the background. The black screen was about 23 seconds and then it cuts to Wakko's dead body close up. His head has decapitated and his legs where missing. 
And then cuts to a black screen for about 10 seconds. And then It shows Matthew in a black screen with black eyes and red pupils while black blood was coming out of His eyes. And then red text repeatedly flassed on the screen saying: "WAKKO IS FINALLY DEAD". This lasts about 17 seconds. 
And then It cuts to Matthew with red eyes and black pupils, but this time, He had demonic sharp teeth and His shirt was red instead of orange. While He was on His living room sitting on the couch saying: "If your watching this video, you're next to be killed by me". 
And then the video ended with a black screen for about 4 seconds.
== The End ==
After I watched that video, I deleted the video file and never watched It again. However, Zippyshare took down the video minutes later. So, If you came across a video like that, DON'T WATCH IT! Watch other things instead, It is for your own good.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:File Extensions
Category:Crappy ms paint drawings
Category:Pointless Violence
Cartoon Network Scary Bumper

I was born in the late 90's and watched Cartoon Network with shows like Johnny Bravo and Dexter's Lab. I loved the cartoons, but when you're a kid anything but cartoons and video games is crap. So in 2006-2007, Cartoon Network was a sinking ship with live action shows like "Out of Jimmy's Head" and an in-between show called Fried Dynamite which featured the cast of "Out of Jimmy's Head", so the host of Fried Dynamite said there were to be new shows coming out. One of them was called Chowder, and it was apparently an admittedly horribly funny show about a bunny-cat-bear thing that eats everything. This caught me off guard because Fried Dynamite was usually awful. Then I saw an actual episode to find out it was funny, random bits and oddities. I never expected to ever see a cartoon that good to come out of crap like Fried Dynamite.
Then it was time for the bump. The main overview of Cartoon Network changed from a colorful grafitti-like overview to a smooth white world populated by creatures that would change color upon contact with a colored object. There was an advert that showed a dark rainy sea with a harbor on stilts with a rugged Pirate voice commentating that the place was called Stormalong Harbor and infamous pirates lived there, and that it also housed the worst pirate who ever then lived. Then it showed Flapjack saying "Hi!". Anyway, enough history. So I was up at 1:00 AM when a bumper came up and it showed Courage The Cowardly Dog leaning up against a brick wall panting. Then it panned to the right to show Chowder, apparently nervous about something. Then Flapjack crouched down and was shown to be shaking. Then it showed Ed from Ed, Edd,n' Eddy hiding in his coat. Then a demonic voice said "STAND UP BOY, YOU'RE FIRST!" Flapjack got up and a gunshot was fired and Flapjack now had a massive hole where his face was. He fell to the ground, dead.
We go to a view to see Chowder standing, still tense. A flapping noise is played, and then we move to a shot from the behind his head, as we see a blade swing from the ceiling and hit Chowder in the forehead. Ed was stark white now, different from his usual cheery yellow skin tone. The view pans to reveal that he's surrounded by bombs labeled ACME. A high pitched beeping goes off, and he's blown to bits, limbs and organs raining down. We go back to Courage. Courage grabbed his ears and howled, like in his show, and then a huge black monster that appeared to be made of ink picked him up and suffocated him with magazines. Then dropped Courage. Courage coughed, and a streak of blood trickled down as his fur turned a very pale blue while his eyes went back into his skull. Then there were voices. The voices said "Omnes mortui sunt", Latin roughly translated as "They're all dead". Then my TV cut to static.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Old Shit
Case

Case #1130 : Case of the Deaths in NYC Year:1990's Witness #1:Witness #1,or Lucy Barton,said that she saw someone die right on the roof of her apartment,and was frightened by the sight of what happened. This is her story. Find out more! (Sorry about the title,messed up. :P )
== WITNESS #1 ==
Witness #1:Can I start now? Dectective:Yes,you may. Witness #1:Well,it all started out while I was on top of my apartment building,I was looking at the streets,when I heard this loud noise coming from the alley,so me being so stupid back then,I went down to the alley. What I saw... *starts to faint* Dectective:Woah,Woah,Woah! What did you see? Witness #1:I saw... *looks despressed* was a red fiqure,with green eyes. What I saw...in it is hand... WAS MY SISTER,DEAD. *starts to crying* IT TORE HER HEAD OFF! MY SISTER! WHY WOULD IT DO SUCH A FREAKING THING! *SOBS* ILL KILL IT! ILL GET MY SISTER! *Starts to freak out* Dectective:CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! Witness #1:*Starts to calm down* Dectective:Did you bring any evidence? Witness 1:Well,I did. And guess what? Im the murderer. I killed my sister,and guess what? ILL KILL YOU,TOO. *Stabs* Dectective:AHHHHHH STOP STOP STOP STOP!!! Witness #1:*Kills Dectective* Finally. *morphs into monster* I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN MANHATTAN,INCLUDING THE MAYOR. NYC WILL BE MINE! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAH! *Runs away Case #1130 closed. This was all recorded on a tape recorder. No one knows the name of the detective,so hes named Unknown 1130 until hes real name has been found.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Shortpasta
Case file 454322

i awoke, from a loud noise downstairs. i run downstair and it jeff the killer! he say i stupid but he stab knife into me! i dodge though and kick him trew windo. he say he verry kil for it becgause he not know me! i say no! then the rake come! he say "just your friendly neighbor hood slasher!" then he cut off jeff the  iller head. i scream and rake throw poopy on jef th ill and slendir men come! he sow jeff head on and he sew it with dynanite so jeff exsplosihon but jeff tick slender and show him pic of rake wife and slender say "how did you know?" rake say "slashing for only 3 payments of 19.99!" then he say "if you not completelily satisfy i dont give a shit!" then he punch jeff in faic and sonic exe come with boozaka and shoot all them but sleender take me and trow me into chimniy and i break neck but sonic exe heal it and turn to car and run over jeff and slinder say "i hate you dood and then slender poopoo unto sonic exe and he explosihion. Then slender eat the rae and the rake exploshion in stomach and exploshion in next door house. house blow up. i break bone. me dad call nurse. nurse fix me. i go home computer and hyper realistic blood come out and dead pokemon come ouyt. me dad commit suicide. i die. pokemon exploshion. th end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:Unfunny
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Suicide
Category:Pokemon
Category:Stuff Blowing Up
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Wall of Text
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Cashrolled

Hey you,
My name is Rick, and I am never gonna give you up.
All of you have let me down, made me cry, and spent all day telling lies and hurting people. Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it.
Honestly, have any of you ever gotten this from any other guy?
I mean, I guess it's fun knowing the game and playing it, but you all take to a whole new level. Inside we both know what's been going on.
Don't be a stranger to love. You know the rules and so do I. I'm pretty much perfect. I have been nominated for a Grammy, and had a #1 hit.
What games do you play, other than "running around deserting people"? And if you ask me how I'm feeling, I also have a banging hot girlfriend (We've known each other for SO long).
I just wanted to tell you how I was feeling. I gotta make you understand.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Satire
Category:Memes
Category:Music
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta