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The One Who Stares

I was walking back home after a long day at school. My mother was making dinner like usual I went to check up on her but she didn't reply she was wearing a hoodie, so I couldn't see what she looked like but I thought it was the usual look I saw in her pictures. I went upstairs and opened the door to my bedroom I sat on the bed. Then I heard something I don't remember what I heard fully it was only for a short second but I think I heard "RUN!" I didn't understand but I jumped out of the window.
After about 3 hours of being outside I went back inside my house. I saw my mom motionless on the floor I guess she passed out after hearing that voice. But there was something weird about her at the time. She didn't have a face. I thought I was seeing things so I rushed up to my bedroom. I saw a black mask filled with black goo on it I wore it because why not I thought. But when I wore it.. it was all blurry and I must have passed out for a few hours.
Then I saw something in the window a man that is only gray with no eyes no mouth no nothing. He was gray and that black goo on the mask was coming out from him just when I saw him he vanished. Then I heard a blood curdling scream and I went downstairs and my mom was gone.. Then I heard a deep dark eerie sound that said "The one who stares". That was everything that happened on that one day .I'll call that gray man "The One Who Stares".
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The Only Chelnov Trollpasta Anyone Has Ever Made

Have you ever heard of Chelnov: Atomic Runner? It's an obscure run-n-gun platformer by Data East about some guy who gets super powers after being caught in a nuclear explosion. It had the misfortune to be released right after the Cherynobyl incident, so the story (and graphics) were altered drastically for the Mega Drive/Genesis version.
Anyway, I happened to come across a copy of the game at the thrift store. When I got home, I popped it into my old model 1 Genesis...and Chelnov popped out and hit me in the head with a comically oversized mallet.
THEND.
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The Oofernet Files

== TOF: Chapter 1: Lost Beatbox Solo? ==
Hello, My Name is Daniel, I had a traumatic experience. But had you heard of a channel named "Oofernet"? it was a small channel with only 30 - 20 subscribers, it posted very little content or about 30 - 40 videos. but when i went to a wayback machine there was a video called "Beatbox Against Shadman" I Exploded with laughter, saying "When Did Shadman Beatbox?!" and then i clicked on a video, it wasn't a beatbox solo. It was a 30 minute gore video i knew this channel never posted gore videos. and at the end it said "Your Dead, Daniel" I Was Like How the hell did a youtuber know my name!? and then it automatically doxxed me saying it knew my last name, my IP, my address, etc. and then the next thing you know it i gotten a knock on the door, it was all the Internet Killers, Shadman, Zone Toons Maker, All Of Them...
=== TO BE CONTINUED IN.... TOF: CHAPTER 2: LOST OC ===
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The Orange

One day I was eating an orange. With the leftover skin I made the orange again. Taped it up and drew a face on it. In the morning I saw it walked and it punched me. I picked him up and dropped him at a 90,000 feet building and he died. But when I woke up I was on top of normal oranges. I ate them all. Then I had to fight the Orange. I killed him by eating him and leaving in fire. The End!
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The Origin Of Slender Man

It was the night of Sam's 18th birthday, I was
20yrs old and I wasn't really into drinking, but it was my best friend's
birthday, so of course I went drinking with him; yes he wanted to go drinking.
He rung me up and told me to meet him at the Jubilee, I just said, "yeah, yeah,
whatever" and hung up. It was 10pm, so I got off the couch and picked up my
wallet (even though the bears and other drinks are free.) I got quickly over
there; opened the doors and sat down; hopefully, he would come over to me, when
he showed up, but he didn't show up. I stayed there for 2hrs and he showed up.
He sat down next to me and he ordered to drinks. We accidently drank too much,
so the bartender called us a taxi and got us in the taxi. We were drunk, so I
said take us to the nearest forest, which he did and got us out. We walked for
about 1hr and my friend had disappeared. My drunkenness stopped and I screamed
for him. He answered and I walked towards where the sound came from and I found
him, but his face was different and he was taller and thinner. I asked what
happened and he told me he was wandering (looking for me) and he was knocked
out. He said he woke up and tried to get up, but he couldn't. He saw a
scientist looking person; he said to him in a mad man's voice "this won't hurt
a bit" and turned on a machine. My friend fainted and woke up only to be
looking at a T.V. and the mad scientist said in a much more... childish voice, "Just
look at the screen" he said after what seemed like 2hrs he felt the need to
kill naughty little kids. The man brought in a naughty child, who had a blind
fold on and he said that he looked at the child and she fainted the mad man
laughed and said, in an accomplished something voice "Yes, yes, YES, it worked
now go my creation into the forest where you friend is" I woke up on the
ground, in the same forest and I got up, then walked and looked for my friend.
I found, he looked at me and dropped on the ground, I felt happy, unbeatable and
now I must look for children that have been naughty. I know how to lure them
make pages, 8 to be exact then send them a message saying look for the pages
and you will get a prize. Many children I have devoured and many will come to
me.
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The Origin of .exe gamez

Once upon a time in 10 BC (Before Creepypasta) a pirate ship was sailing to Canada. Captain Whitebeard was leading the ship when he realized something: there was poop in the peanut barrel! He had to get rid of the shit fast, so he came up with a plan. He found a stolen Sonic 1 CD disk and rubbed the shit all over. Then he threw the disk into the seas below.
Years later someone found the disk. He played the game, but realized that it was a shitty Sonic game with excessive gore and EDGE. He sold the game to a poor bloke named Kyle. At the time, Kyle was constantly tortured by FanBoi and CumCum so he played the game. The edgy Sonic was summoned and he tried to be scary. He failed. Kyle sold the game to his best friend TomSka, in hopes it would help him with his next asdfmovie. 
And if you don't copy paste this anywhere, then a skeleton will pop out and spook you.
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The Origin of Laughing Jack: Abridged Version

Now this is the story all about how
I became another cliched, murdering clown.
And I'd like to take a minute so just kick back.
I'll tell ya all about how I became Laughing Jack.
In London, England, born and raised.
Isaac played in his room with me most of his days.
Playing games, actin' like pirates on a ship.
Right before this creepypasta turns to absolute shit.
When his drunk of a dad, who was up to no good
Pissed off every bar in the neighborhood.
He got in one little fight with my mom again,
but then got sentenced to the gallows for bashing her head in.
I waited for Isaac to re-open my box,
but it seemed he was busy pimpin' on some young fox.
If anything, I could say he seemed rather chipper,
but he turned into a knock-off of Jack the Ripper.
I pulled up to his shop after another gore-fest
and I yelled to my friend, "Killing you would be best."
People think this is great, yet on the contrary:
This story proves that excess gore isn't scary.
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The Original Graggle Simpson / Weird Matt / Gumbly Copypasta

Wtf this is creepy as hell
Matt Groening had this self insert character. He kept trying to shoehorn into the show. Believe it or not, that is how Matt Groening sees himself. He wanted him to be good friends with Bart and replace Millhouse. The writers and the studio were concerned about how this would alter the show. And the design was too creepy. Because he looks naked. Matt Groening would always say, that he just has long yellow hair and he isn't actually naked. He wanted him to live in Bart's treehouse and work at the nuclear power plant. Or maybe just hang out at Moes. He wanted this character to be versatile and he could help any characters with their problems.
He pitched this one idea where he would help Lisa win a Jazz contest. Apparently, Matt Groening really regrets not playing the drums in high school and wanted his self insert to be really good at drums. So his character would play the drums in Lisa's Jazz band and they would win.
The writers would call this character Weird Matt. When Groening learned about this he made them change its name to Yellow Matt. The thing is I don't think he ever gave it a name. So they only ever had a place holder.
The thing is if Matt really wanted to he could have pushed this idea through, but after no one wanted it or liked it he gave up and scrapped the whole idea. There is still some art and notes referring to the character floating around.
Matt Groening is very embarrassed about this character. If you ever see him do not bring up "Weird Matt" or "Yellow Matt".
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The Origins of Amae

"Koromo" spelled backwards is Omorok, which is peculiarly similar in sound to "Amarok". An Amarok, in Inuit mythology, is a giant nocturnal wolf that eats humans. Wolves are known to eat rabbits, and Koromo has rabbit ears, with the color of red to symbolize blood from the teeth of the Amarok.
It can be assumed that Koromo enjoys mythology, as she often speaks in old-English and uses a very diverse vocabulary that was prominent in the middle ages of mythological beliefs. This further ties into the fact that Omorok is a mythological wolf that eats rabbits.
"Wolf" spelled backwards is also "flow", a technique Koromo uses to control the "flow" of the mahjong game she is playing. Most of Koromo's energy comes from the sea and the moon, and the moon controls the "flow" of the sea. The sea is blue, and the moon is white. Seagulls come out at both day and night. On the moon there are holes from meteorites, and sponges have holes. "Seagulls" spelled backwards is "Sllugaes", which sounds similar to "Sluggies", which Koromo would use in reference to seeing slugs or snails, given her child-like personality.
So what does this all make Koromo??
KOROMO IS A RABBIT-EARED AMAROK WITH SLUG-LIKE FEATURES THAT EATS SEAGULLS AND IS CONTROLLED BY THE FLOW OF THE MOON AND SEA.
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The Origins of Fear and Evil

In our universe, there are 5 deities, that have existed before and prior to the universe. They are responsible for the creation of matter, and the existence of all things that we know of today. The 5 deities created the universe in 5 days using their mythical, law-breaking powers and their omniscience.
On Day 1 of the creation, 25-year-old Cory from Cory in the House came forth, and took a giant shit everywhere. Over time, his godly feces cooled and solidified, creating vast and beautiful landscapes that we know of today, such as mountains, vallies, hills and the White House. He then stepped back and watched with his benelovence, as the other deities came forth.
On Day 2, Shrek came forth, and released his glorious urine and onion-flavoured semen into the universe. His urine created the deep, mysterious, crashing oceans, and his semen created sex and pleasure. He then roared "THIS EEZ MAH SWEMP", uniting the lands created by Cory and the oceans created by Shrek into one universe. He then stepped back and watched with his benelovence, as the other deities came forth.
On Day 3, Johnny Test came forth, and released his omniscience into the universe for his people to discover, in the form of his vaginal fluids. His glorious liquids are responsible for the vast amounts of knowledge in the world, and he is the creator of the laws of nature and science. He then stepped back and watched with his benelovence, as the other deities came forth.
On Day 4, Barry from Bee Movie came forth, and extracted blood from himself to create the creatures and organisms we know today. From his blood, bees and birds emerged, humans and fish emerged, and all the beautiful creatures we know today were born. He then released sticky honey from his insectoid penis, and used this honey to create love and emotions. He then stepped back, and watched with his benelovence, as the final deity came forth.
On Day 5, Captain Qwark from Ratchet and Clank came forth, and released his semen into the universe, creating the geological processes and physics of the world, in order for it to function. He then stepped back, and watched with his benelovence.
The 5 deities then looked at their creation, and were pleased, and rested.
However, the next morning, Qwark asked Barry to give him a blowjob. Barry refused because he was not horny and said that he did not want to sting Qwark's 3 inch penis by accident. Qwark got angered and betrayed the other deities, and created the Drek and Farquaad forces to bring suffering into the world. Cory, Barry, Shrek and Johnny Test combined their powers to banish him from their creation, however, he still exists paralell to the universe, controlling evil and suffering.
We must follow the 4 deities if we are to banish Qwark's influence forever. Only the power of faith will allow the deities to overcome Qwark and defeat him once and for all.
Cory is Love, Cory is Life.
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life.
Johnny is Love, Johnny is Life.
Barry is Love, Barry is Life.
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The Other Earth

Remember this:
Should you ever be despair life so much that you want to die, you have the means at hand and yearn to end your life, you have written a suicide note to those you will leave behind and you are prepared to die... At that moment, stop.
Get a pair of scissors. Cut away at the note until you end up with a piece of paper in the shape of a key. Go to a door, any one will do. Push the paper key forward and turn your hand as if unlocking an imaginary lock.
The lock is real. Open the door. There you will find it. The other earth. The one that awaits to replace this one when it dies. That death is inevitable, but in the meantime the other earth will belong to you. Be warned: the other earth is very different from this one.
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The Other Simon

The Other Simon, aka The Sye-Man, is the evil long lost deformed twin of Simon Cowell. This monstrous creature is a cannibal among other things.
His left eye, the larger one, is a bionic eye that struggles to fit in its socket, it is able to see in the dark and sees things like the Terminator would (red vision). As for his hair, it's stuck as two horns forever since he is some form of a devil. His ears, shrunk into his skin due to Botox gone wrong. Sye-Man suffered from a very, very, very rare disease that only one person in history can ever get it. The disease makes your eye shrink a little bit each year and expand in width. Sye-Man is fifty-four years old so it took a while for his eye to get where it is right now.
As for his mouth, he took Simon Cowell's place on the X-Factor for a short period of time but no one noticed. His mouth got that shape because he kept insulting bad contestants and not looking so amused. By doing very miserable expressions 97% of the time, his face permanently stuck to it.
As for his chin, he is a very big fan of the American sitcom, Family Guy. He became such a big fan that he wanted a chin like Peter Griffin, the main protagonist of the show. He got plastic balls implanted into his chin. The doctor warned him that they will be forever permanent. Sye-Man took the risk and got an unusual double-chin.
This is 100% fake, for entertainment purposes only.
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The Other Windows No One Talks About

Hey, do people know about windows? yeah, I belive everyone and there grandma knows about Windows. what people don't know is the OTHER windows beyond the windows timeline. No, No, Not the infamous "Windows 9" or any fake bullshit, I'm talking about the secret hidden windows that has been hidden deep in the timeline.
The Year was 2003, I was playing on my old windows XP and playing with some roms and emulators, when my friend called on my cell. "Hello?" I asked, while I was playing, I was a VERY energetic and VERY Multi-Person. "Hey, I bought this windows laptop, want it?" I thought for a second and I had a plan. "What's the Windows?" My Friend opened the laptop and looked. "Uhhhh.." He mumbled out. "Windows..Just Windows" I paused and asked myself "What Windows?" I shook my head and said "Send it to my adress, I'll take a look"
The Next Day, the package was sent, I went over and opened the laptop. Something was wrong with the laptop, there was no logo and the "Windows" wasn't the usuall colored windows, it was more black and white then colored. I typed the account password and..and in a unsettling off moment, the speakers exploded with Windows XP start-up, like, SO LOUD that you can barely hear anythng. I slam my headphones into and continued on, I looked at the file explorer and explored more. There was NO Files, No Videos Or Music, but I did spot something which was a picture called "Windows" I clicked it and stared at the picture closely.
The Picture was my friend. "Mike?!" I said in fear? suddenly, the phone ringed, I picked up the phone and answered "Hello?"
all I heard was mike screaming "THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE SYSTEM32, NO, NO, NO DON'T!-" a gunshot was heard as the phone hung up. "Oooh No." I muttered. I looked into what he said in the phonecall, the system32. what I found inside was, odd. there was systemdll files but they were names of kids, adults and even teenagers. a few examples were "DAN.dll" and "MIKE.dll" I was in awe. "Are these my friends, trapped by this damn laptop?!" I thought to myself. then I noticed something, there was a DLL at the bottom. "EREBUS.DLL" I highlight and deleted it, it didn't do nothing, I tried again, nothing. I open Avast and deleted it. Suddenly, the laptop started heating up, the fans were blowing hard. I squealed in fear and dropped the laptop, the laptop was suddenly catching on fire. I grab a nearby fire hydrant and blew the hell out of the laptop.
for a moment, I swear to god I heard a high pitch squeal and a voice saying "I'm coming back" I set down the hydrant, grab the remains and threw it away. thankfully my Windows XP Laptop Survived. 4 Months Later, the news came out about a demonic laptop that burns every houses and killing people. which to this day, hasn't been solved. One afternoon, In 2006, I was listening to music, when I got a textmessage, I opened the text message and my jaw dropped. "Hey, It's Me, Mike! Thanks For Saving Me!"
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The Other Zelda

A few days ago I woke up and went to make some eggs for breakfast. I noticed I was out of eggs, so I decided to walk to the grocery store because it is only about four blocks from my flat. I was almost there when I noticed something in a bush. I went to investigate and as I got closer, I saw it was a SNES cart. I picked it up and read the label, and it was A Link to the Past. This was my favorite Zelda game, but my mom had sold my SNES and all the games. I took it home and went on Amazon to buy a SNES. About a week later, it arrived, and I set it up and put the cart in. Everything was normal until I left the house and found Link's uncle. He was bleeding and the floor around him was bloody as well. This freaked me out, and I guessed it was a hacked cart. I read a lot of creepypastas, so I knew that this was probably a bad idea, but I played on. Everything was normal after that... Until I got to the shop in Kakariko Village. I stole and item, and went back in the shop. Instead of the insta-kill bolt, the shop keeper ran up to Link and stabbed him, and some blood was visible. I got freaked out, and instead of starting at Link's house, I spawned in the middle of some trees. Since I was stuck, I restarted the game. Even though I hadn't saved in the whole session, I still had all my rupees and gear. I left Link's house and went towards Kakariko Village again, and this time Link was attacked by all of the villagers, who were throwing rocks and sticks. I got away on one heart, and headed back to Hyrule Castle to get some easy hearts. Once I got there, I couldn't move and the guards swarmed me, and the screen went dark. I spawned in the boss lair of the first dungeon, and I was in the cell Zelda was in in the beginning. I left and was able to play normally again. I got to Aganhim and repeatedly got killed, and every time I died there was some blood and the game over screen didn't appear right away, and you would see Aganhim pick Link up and rip his head off. Finally, I beat him and fought Ganon. Ganon looked a lot scarier. He had red eyes, longer horns, and blood on his trident. I died a few times to him, and before the game over screen, Ganon would walk over to Link and eat him. This really freaked me out, and I finally beat him. I got to the Triforce room, but when the Triforces came out, they were red, not gold. Princess Zelda appeared under the creepy red triforce, only she had red eyes with black pupils, and had what appeared to be claws. She said that she resurrected Ganon, not Aganhim. She then attacked Link, and since it was a cutscene, I couldn't move, she kept attacking, and she was making a really scary scream. As she was attacking, blood and entrails or body parts were flying off of Link and landing in other places in the room. I shut of the SNES and threw the game away. I know that it was a hack, but it still haunts me to this day.
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