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Abkhazia

Abkhazia (Abkhaz: Аҧсны́ Apsny, IPA /apʰsˈnɨ/; Georgian: აფხაზეთი Apkhazeti; Russian: Communistian) is a very small 'country' seen by Vodka Drinkers, people with guns, people with guns that drink Vodka, drunk politicians, members of the FSB who are vodka drinkers and by former politicians and former members of the KGB that used to drink the Russian liquid. Some times, sexual intercourse occurs between them, this referred members, and can originate someone who can see Abkhazia somewhere.
== General Notes ==
There are three types of people in the world, the Abkhazians, the Non-Abkhazians, and the Abkhazians seers, which all have in common the fact of having hears.
== The disease ==
The syndrome of watching Abkhazian people, is a strange variant and mixture of Drunkness and esquizophrenia. Besides that, the victims of these illness are said to be descendant from Cold War problems and alike, essentially due to the Nuclear Factories Radiations propagation, and propaganda. The disease is mainly a mental problem.
With the discovery of Gaz in Russia, and it`s consequential and exponential development, GulagLand, the other known name of Russia, a place where people used to eat Children, became rich and powerful again. They can kill and destroy any defenseless person without any fear. The diskye which was the following of Christian tradition, went down, and now, Communism, a Satanist Religion, which had in Marx and Hengels, its Messiah, will raise again, starting one thing that one day will be called the Warm War.
== The "Country" ==
The Country of Abkahzia is a Country, that is such a Country, that almost all of their people are from a foreign nation. The national population is composed by 55% Georgians, 30% Russian Soldiers, 0,0001% Apsu, and other 14,999% by babies who are composed by the sons of the two before.
== The Warm War ==
The Warm War is a stupid thing the author of this article invented that has to do with the War programs that will occur in order that one of the great Nations, that are Russia and the USA, win the weapon race and affirms itself as the major politic Force, in the Graveyard that will become Earth, if we don`t do anything first to prevent that, like killing ourselves before that happens.
Warm War because of the changes in the weather. Climatic changes will occur in the future because of the Wars and fuel that will be invested in this process. That is the reason why the Warm War is called the Warm War. That and the fact that, when everything will be burning, everything will be warm and comfortable.
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it:Abkhazia
pt:Abecásia
Category:Places that think they are countries
About Me

About Me! I'm the bestst person evarrr! I'm more important than you!! I get $500,000 pocket money a day! What do you get?? $5 a week? OOOOOHHH!! UR SO POORER I'M SO RICH! I work so hard for my money, oh whoopsie, I accidently dropped my diamond-coated uber-x Apple-Iphone Mark 500,628,731 GIGA, but that's alright, I'll just ask my mum to buy another.
If you work hard like me, then you'll be as rich as me! Oh thanks mum for an extra $100,000 for keeping the POOOR busy. Come with me, I want to show you my collection of cool shit you've probably never seen. I mean, you probably never seen a $10 bill in your life, HAR HAR HAR!
It's up here. No, dont touch the hand-rails. In-fact, dont touch the stairs. Maybe just don't come up with me at all.
Aaaahh, all the girls are loving me! Im the biggest rizz-god and mega-simp. All the girls I meet just instantly fall in love with my good looks and big powerful body! Ill show you, look at my dms! Oh nevermind, I guess they are so tired of spamming my dms asking for sex, they forgot to do any spamming recently. What do you mean, my dms are empty? Discord deletes old dms, don't they? Right? Right?
Anyway, lets go into the kitchen and see whats for dinner. Hey slave chef dude, whats for dinner? Lobster languini? BUT I SAID I WANTED CHICKEN HAMLAFTEDANA! I WANT WHAT I SAID I WANT! Put this in the bin, MAKE ME WHAT I WAANT!!!! Ok then, UR FIRED!!
Lets see your car? Oh, that thing. If it was a good car, I'd know the name of it, but its a POOR'S CAR!!! My car is a Ferrari 80,000,001 super extra duper lightspeed 76 ++++++++ 98,000,086,437!! I have maybe... 45 of them? I don't remember exactly. Oh well.
No, it's not my dads car. I have a car. 55 of them or something, I dunno, I lost count somewhere along the 40th one. No, I'm rich, I'm allowed to drive at ANY age. Shut up, your just a stupid idiot and POOOOR who doesnt know anything!
Lets go to the toystore. Im gonna take this, and this, and this. Ok lets go. What do you mean, I need to pay for it? Paying is for poor people, I don't need to pay for stuff!
WHAAAAT MUM, YOU WHAAT!!!? Im no longer getting $500,000 a day and now getting ONLY $200 a day? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IM POOR NOOOOOOOWWW!!!!
Category:People you should never leave your girlfriend alone withCategory:VanityCategory:PeopleCategory:Articles written in the first person
Absolutely (TV series)

Absolutely was a psychological experiment concocted by Channel 4 and the BBC in 1991 to place several really annoying people from across Britain into an isolated spot and see what happens. It had worked on brain-dead celebrities and Nazis, so why not idiots as well?
== The Contestants ==
After a rigorous testing, a handful of people made it through the test to find the stupidest people in Great Britain.
* Frank Hovis - A drunken turd from London
* Callum Gilhooley - A pillock in an anorak from Glasgow
* Bert Bastard - The world's oldest idiot, from Cornwall
* Little Girl - The most obnoxious thing Manchester ever made
* Mr. Don and Mr. George - Two poofs from Carlisle
* Denzil and Gwyneth - Two prats from Wales with bad dental work
* MacGlashan - An anti-English madman from Edinburgh
All contestants were kept in isolation from each other partly because it would've spoiled the experiment, but mostly because all of those chattering voices would've annoyed the helicopter pilot.
== The Isolated Spot ==
The location chosen for the TV-experiment was at a remote village in Scotland called Stoneybridge, so called because of it's stony bridge. The village itself had a population of six, and so there wasn't a lot of excitement when Absolutely began, as the entire village was out searching for a lost cat.
== Key Events ==
* Day One - They arrive. Nothing happens.
* Day Two - Gwyneth sneezes. Callum starts talking
* Day Three - Little Girl starts shouting. Bert knocks her out cold
* Day Four - Denzil knocks Callum unconscious after a full 48 hours of non-stop talking
* Day Five - Frank Hovis talks of his holiday on Aenus. Mr. Don vomits over Mr. George. MacGlashan goes mad and beats up Bert
* Day Six - Bert and MacGlashan continue fighting, and the fight between Denzil and Callum resumes. Little Girl acts as referee
* Day Seven - The entire group has fallen into a massive brawl, in which Bert breaks his hip, Little Girl loses her virginity and Denzil contracts a disease called Llandudno-Neck
== Aftermath ==
The village of Stoneybridge had become the battleground for a three-day brawl, and once the police broke up the riot, the village attracted some tourism, though all visitors had to be checked for a medical, as the case of Llandudno-Neck had spread like wildfire after the event.
== See Also ==
* Scotland
* Looney Tunes (It worked on a similar basis)
Category:British television programmes
Category:Failure
Absurdism

What? How do you expect anyone to write about absurdism. The mere nature of your statement is absurd. Here's why.
There are two kinds of Absurd. The emo kind and the funny kind. The emo kind was made up by philosopher Albert Camus. Camus thought that trying to figure out the universe was meaningless, because it was impossible for puny humans to do so. And you, how can you just sit there reading a web page for humor when it amounts to nothing! Why? It's absurd; it makes no difference. You are going to die, so stop acting like you matter, fool.
The funny kind is basically Randomness but a lot more pancake. It was invented by Oscar Wilde, of course.
== Origins of Absurdism ==
The concept of Absurdism was hatched by Oscar Wilde during a three week bender with Rudyard Kipling, Nero and that guy from the Dr. Who Show (the cool one with the scarf, not those other twits). His concept revolved around the idea that if given enough time, a room full of an infinite number of The Monkees could recreate the song "Last Train to Clarksville". After kicking Rudyard Kipling in the nuts, Wilde exclaimed "That's f*&king absurd!". And thus, the concept of Absurdism was born. Wilde used his new type of humor in his books like UnBooks:The Four Trials of Sir Uncyclopedia in which he hiself is a minor character.
SPAM Pie Chciken piggy n00b. You see what makes that different from Randomness is it's meaninglessness, linking the humor with philosophy. Thre is no good reason why it should be there in fact why should any of this exist. Why should you and I exist. Everything is Absurd. You should kill your self*
* Soren appears to be absent.....too much melancholy?"
== Theatre of the Absurd ==
The Theatre of the Absurd was the pincle of ALL existentialist, Absurdist, and Random humor liturature. It was the combined effort between Albert Camus, Sartre, Oscar Wilde, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Mark Twain, Noel Coward, and Simone de Beauvoir. all of the plays were so meaninglessly "deep" they were funny. Puls the repeated cries of "Tacos!" and "Robot Cheesewizz" was funny too.
Each play looked at how meaningless and futile life is. Their very writing of it is an act of Absurdity. Each play refected the sheer supidity of people who are "happy" and "alive". Stupid idots. Splooch!
== Modern Absurdity ==
Hell, look around. In fact, look in a mirror, moron! It's everywhere! Just go to Starbucks! What the hell is a doublecapalattefrappaturdbrain!
== Other Things That Are Absurd ==
* pr0n
* Liverwurst
* The Sixties
* Wet Hot American Summer
* Any movie directed by Quentin Tarantino
* Neil Diamond's Greatest Hits (but only volume 1)
* Albert Camus, he coined the term. He has got to be Absurd
* life
* death
* God
* Uncyclopedia
* Wikipedia
* Oscar Wilde
* Capitalism
* Dr. Who
* You
Oh, we almost forgot...
* Niggers
* Oscar Wilde again, too much Oscar is never enough
== See also ==
* HowTo:Kill Yourself
Category:Metaphysics
Category:Philosophy
Abu Hamster

A long time associate of Osama Bin Laden, Abu Hamster was sentenced on the 6th February 2006 for incitement to chew at the Old Bailey, London, England, Europe, The World, to 89 minutes in solitary confinement and 10 minutes on the plastic wheel.
== Early Life ==
Abu Hamster’s life began innocently enough as the class pet for 4C at Finsbury Park Primary School. For years Abu led a comfortable existence preaching revolutionary Islam to impressionable 8 year olds. It was however, fleeting; Abu became a target of the Global Operation for Rodent Extermination (GORE). Fearing for his safety and that of his many pups, Hamster began to plot his escape.
== The Escape ==
Using a secretly dug tunnel in the staff cloakroom Abu made a run for it with Terrence Stamps lunch money. Moving between safe cages, he surfaced only for his weekly appointments with the DSS to collect his government pup allowance. At it like a rabbit his allowance totaled some £50,000 a year, enabling Abu to continue to fund a lavish lifestyle of pork scratchings, Diet Coke and Beavers, whilst remaining a part-time fundraiser for HAMAS (Hamsters Against Mice and Synagogues).
== Abu Hamster v Black Cat ==
Black Cat was soon on his tail, tracking every movement of his hamster ball through her satellites and network of Cats Eyes. Feared by terrorists the world over, even crossing the path of a Black Cat is thought to curse even the meanest most MoFo terrorist with bad skin and impotence (at which point, not even the mighty Pele can save you).
Cornered outside a Wetherspoons in Hounslow, Abu was faced with surrendering himself to Black Cat or surrendering his beliefs and ordering a bitter (hand) shandy. Putting his faith before his immediate comfort he bent over for the cavity search.
== Trial ==
Pronouncing sentence the judge commented that in line with his own customs, Hamster should be flogged to within an inch of his life, only to be told by the court recorder, "You can only do that at the weekends, your honour".
== See also ==
* Hamster
* Abu Hamza
Category:Al-Qaeda
Category:Terrorists
Category:Cute
Category:Rodents
Acambaro figurines

The Acambaro figurines are irrefutable proof that dinosaurs never went extinct 65 million years ago and that dinosaurs has sex often. They were found in Mexico, a country that most certainly does not exist. Around 33,000 were found at the bottom of the ocean (remember, Mexico does not exist) and scientists immediately recognised them as dinosaurs having sex. It is not known why the dinosaurs were depicted masturbating.
== Discovery ==
In 1944, good Ol' German Mr. Waldemar Julsrud was walking near the town of Acámbaro and found a figurine that looked like two dinosaurs wanking. He declared this as proof of dinosaur porn. He and his hobo farmer friend Bucha Julsrud found more dinosaur figurines and clay figurines of people, such as Egyptians, Sumerians, and "bearded Caucasians", having sex.
In 1945, Julsrud publicly announced his findings and many scientists caught on with the idea of Chalcolithic dinosaur porn. He excavated twenty more of these figurines and had them displayed in the Post Cretaceous Dinosaur Museum by 1970. In 2019, in disbelief, Julsrud's grandson Timma Julsrud burnt down the museum, destroying the priceless and totally not fake dinosaur sex toys.
== Dating ==
The figurines were dated to about 2500 BC. In the 90's, fossil dinosaur bones, also dated to 2500 BC, were found at Acambaro, proving that the clay figures could not be fake. Photographs of dinosaurs taken in 2500 BC also prove that dinosaurs existed during the Chalcolithic.
Category:Dinosaurs
Category:History
Category:Mexico
Acceptance speech

Wow. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Wow!
You like me...You really like me!
Oh, my, let me catch my breath. Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think that I would be up here tonight,, holding this award – I don’t even have a an acceptance speech, well I do but - but it – it just fell down the front of my dress/pants while I was walking down the red carpet and I didn’t think that it was such a good idea to dig around in pants/dress because you know everything is on camera – like it is NOW!
Ok, um, well I'll try and wing it. I am so amazed to be up here tonight, especially because the other four women/men in this category were so amazing doing what they do and I have admired each of them as I have growing up in this business, that I feel like they all should be up here – no, sit down - just joking.
I would like to thank my Producers and my Directors for having the faith that they had in me in my attempt to do justice to my part in this very special project. My mother – GOD YES! I can't forget my mother. My mother was the most amazing woman and when I thought that I was going to spend the rest of my life in jail/in soaps/the mailroom/dancing on a pole she would tell me that one day something very special like this would happen if I just lived my dreams. She has Alzheimer’s so she can’t be with me tonight – or any night, actually.
I also want to thank my husband/wife/lover for their support and willingness to let me go out and do a job that I love as much as this.
I also want to thank my drama teacher in high school because he’s gay, and that needs to be said so he can be outted as well.
My children – thank you so much for growing up without me being around, I know its hard, but I promise that we’ll be together soon – “I wuv u!”
And I would like to thank my second-grade teacher, Miss Elizabeth Vermullion for her inspiring speech to my mother when I was eight and she called me "dumb, stupid and slow." I guess she can go pound this very heavy, substantial and prestigious award square up that too tight ass of hers. Couldn't she? Oh, wait, she's dead - pity isn't it.
And I couldn't have done this without all the little people who were part of this dream team.
And most importantly, before the music comes up I want to thank my brother/sister because we are so unbelievably close that it borders on disturbing, but we mean so much to each other that I feel as he/she helped me get in touch with those deep dark feelings and realize that we have nothing to be ashamed of, but that we have to reach out and grab that which tantilizes us both.
Finally, anyone I have missed - I'm sorry, but they had their chance to give me love, attention, and support but failed to do so for their own selfish reasons.
So thank you, thank you, thank you – I will always cherish this, the Herford Cattle Ranchers Golden Calf for Experimental Breeding Award – Thank you, thank you, thank you.
== See also ==
* Speaking in public
* Gettysburg address
* Tongue twisters
Category:Awards
Category:Communication
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Accident

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An accident is when
==What the hell?==
I think I deleted part of the intro. Unintentional, idiotic, and yet completely appropriate for this article. Huh. Anyway, the term accident first originated when someone spelled mistake completely wrong. Somehow, instead of the spelling being fixed, it was unintentionally added to the dictionary and became a common word in the English language. Funny, none of these links seem to be working correctlyI hit the dictionary link and suddenly I'm on a page about some beverage...
==Headline text==
Wait, I didn't mean to hit that button. A new section? But I didn't finish what I was saying. Oh well, I guess I'll just continue. Accidents can be both physical, such as falling out of a ten-story window while you're mining underground, or non-physical, such as telling everyone that you're going to murder them in their sleep when you meant to ask them what time it was. Accidents can also refer to people like you, and... Why is everything suddenly orange?
Um ... Okay, I'm not really sure where that came from.
==Headline text==
Dammit! How do I keep hitting that button?
==History==
The first recorded accident took place in Prehistoric times when apes evolved into humans instead of a decent species. Other significant accidents include: the earth being built at an angle, causing the Perfectly Straight Tower of Pisa to appear to be leaning; the bridge connecting the earth to the moon being destroyed during World War II, thus cutting off all human contact from the egalitarian moon people; millions of tons of poisonous gas being released from power plants, causing everyone on the planet to get amnesia and forget the previous event; og din undfangelse.
Vente et sekund.Hvad der sker?Alvorligt, det er underligt.Somehow, I just translated everything I said into Danish. Not really sure how, but whatever. I guess I'll just
==Headline text==
That's it. I'm done. Happy? Well, I don't care. I'm leavi
===Don't see also===
*Problem
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Category:Self-reference
Category:Mistakes
Category:Failure
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ja:事故死
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Accountant

An accountant (Standard English: Ak-koun-tánts, Olde English: Ye Accountant, Alageasian: Sátanas) is one of the Creator's lamentable mistakes. The only beings which understand the cost of everything and the value of nothing, one who wishes they were an actuary.
== The Darkness that is Accountancy ==
Accountants are classified as demons in many religions. The Bible portrays them as rebellious beings who are the enemy of God and mankind - the embodiment of pure evil. As well as the term Accountant, their other guises are:
* Satan
* Jeff
* The Devil
* Prince of Darkness
== Accountants in the Bible ==
There are historical records of people worshiping accountants. Of these, some claim that they are real beings, and some view them as a symbol for the rebellious or independent aspects of humanity. Many are members of the Church of Accountancy, which claims exclusive authority concerning Accountancy and its practice. Extremists in the Church of Accountancy believe that the true accountant will one day arrive carrying a stone with stigmata.
== In pop culture ==
Accountants have been depicted in many ways throughout history. A popular image from Greek mythology is of a horned, hoofed goat-like monster holding a calculator. In modern times, the goat-like image of the accountant has been adapted into a more human-looking form of a gray, dull creature armed with a briefcase.
Accountants on rare occasions have been depicted as charming and attractive men, appealing to people's vanity and presenting them with appealing and attractive temptations. This depiction was later discredited as a hoax created by a bunch of people off their tits on crack.
Accountants are made of rain.
=== Accountants in music ===
Accountants have also featured in modern music. Many rock stars, such as Ozzy Osbourne, Iron Maiden, Metallica, McFly and the Cheeky Girls have recorded songs about Accountancy. Many of Osbourne's albums have criticized Accounting, although some Christian groups have interpreted it as glorification. Iron Maiden voiced their concern over the treatment of deferred taxation under IAS 12 in the song "too much substance over form". The Rolling Stones recorded a song called "Sympathy for Accountants".
== The secret life of accountants ==
Accountants pose as very, very boring people; they sit in the office all day doing a few sums, but they are actually supervillains from a far away planet who pose as accountants in order to not arouse suspicion.
Santa clause has got everyone where he wants them because:
* a) He is an accountant.
* b) He is actually a villain.
There have been warnings from the government to be vigilant when opening next years' presents as a few boxes may contain pipe bombs.
== See Also ==
* Baby Eating
* Accounting
* Satan
* Suicide
Category:Occupations
Category:Monsters
Ace

Ace can either mean:
*A card whose number is the most powerful(though far from being the biggest). There are four, one per suit, just like how there is a card of each number from 1 to 10 for each suit.
*a slang for people lacking sexual attraction(not the word for animals who reproduce on their own)
*the first word of the Japanese video game Ace Attorney, whose plot is some trial in a court.
*Someone very skilled, slang term comes from the first definition.
*A deliberate mispronounciation of "ass", teenager slang for a butt.