Scary David

When I was a boy, I always loved watching American Dad and playing Roblox while holding my Brian Griffin plushie. But soon that woudall change...
It was an dark stormy night, I was gameing DoomSpire BrickBatTle on the 'blox with some friends from School. Until I saw a chat message that really unsettled Me... "[System] Your friend Scary David has joined The game". Who was this "Scared David"? I never rememberd being friends with this man. Suddenly, I saw him chat in the video game "Roblox"... "[Scary David]: I'm going to kill you, this was very surprising to me! Roblox is a kid friendly game but Scary David sayd he is going to kill me. This was the first red flag...
As I killed my last noob and eliminated the yellow tower, I heard a terrific scream coming from a mouth. This was very surpising to m! Roblox is a kid friendly game aside from the odd pedophile or two. 
I already found Scary David suspicious already, so I decided to ask him if he had annething to do with the horrorble screaming. 
He answered to me "[Scary David]: Yup"
And I was like "Ok"
Then I realized...
SCARY DAVID WAS STILL ALIVE... BECAUSE I WAS CHATTING TO HIM!
Before I could do anything, Scary David appeared on my whole screen with hyperrealistic bloody eyes, smiling evilly with a knife next to him. He then typed 666 over and over again in the chat. It scared me so much so I clutched my Brian Griffin plushie until I almost broke it's plastic collar in half, I decided to report the David (Scary David).
After I reported him, it went silent for a while... until... Scary David... told me... "YOU SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT.", and I got scared! Because he typed it with a "." at the end... Eventually every other player started turning into Scary David, all of them repeating "I HERE MUHAHAHAAH" every once a while in repeated strings of 666'es. It Davided me so muching fuck! So I triet to leave the game, but that would make it sooooooo much worse...
Upon pressing Leave, it teleported me back into The Game (fuck you). I got so scared I accidentally ordered fucking shrimps, online. This prompted Scary David to suddenly massage me again... this time, in his single player form... he asked me; "why eat shrimps with the wimps when you could eat lobster with a monster?". I got confused and repliesdt "what" and suddenly decillions of roblox playerds started spammnging "COME EAT LOBSTER WITH A MONSTER"...
I ran away from the mob of players, with my compueter lagging so hard. At this point my Brian Griffin plushie was distroid a little bit. After a while of running, I saw a giant lobster with a giant monster. They were waiting for me at a dinner table!!! I had to kill Them Both with my RoBlox weapons. So I did.
But when I winned... I saw a horror, I WAS KICKED FROM THE GAME... AND THIS FACE APPEARED ON MY CUMPUTER
Fucking shit, I got scared from my compuetr and i ssaw ddhbscsry fscace when I didmt wanntb be sdcsared so I jumped out of my window at which point Scary David shot me dead...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Roblox
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:English Class Failure