Junkyard Boyz/Soramimi

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Misheard dialogue for the film, Junkyard Boyz. This film has a lot of iconic misheard dialogue that most fans know about.
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==Characters==
Danny LeeDaniel FreemanTim CarltonDino DerioOrlando Torres
==Touhou Project Characters?/Waifus?/Outside sources?==
A: Yes.
===Who?/What?===
* Bacon.
* Post.
* Older sister.
* Eagle.
* Flying.
* Spontaneous mind.
* Ice cream.
* Republican festival.
* Teen.
* Poop.
* Uncle.
* Trinket.
* Café au lait.
==Names taken from film?==
A: Yes.
===Who?===
* Nejirin♂Boy (ねじりん♂ボーイ).
==Languages?==
English:
: Danny Lee
: Daniel Freeman
: Tim Carlton
: Dino Derio
: Orlando Torres
==Return to scrapyard activity==
* Ha! I say one guy gets a free ride! (DL) - そういえば、来月はフリー♂ライフ
** Sō ieba, raigetsu wa furī ♂ raifu - Speaking of which, next month will be a free life.
* Go faster, man! Go faster! (Brat) - 落としたね / へ？ポスト？これポストね？
** Otoshita ne - I dropped it.
** E? Posuto? Kore posuto ne? - What? Post? This is the post?
* Hell no! (Brat) - 変なのw / （エネルギー資源）減らんのう！ / (有給休暇)減らんのう！
** Hen'nanow - Strange thing.
** (Enerugī shigen) heran nō! - (Energy resources) Decrease!
** (Yūkyū kyūka) heran nō! - (Paid leave) Decrease!
==Scrap activities==
* Ehmmmm! (Yuda) - んふぅ♡
** N fu ~u ♡ - Muah!
==Tire Throwing==
* (chatter) - 何故飛ばしたし
** Naze tobashitashi - Why did you fly?
* (chatter) - おねえちゃん♀
** Onē-chan♀ - Older sister.
* (chatter) - そういえば入らんわwww
** Sō ieba hairan wa www - Speaking of which.
* (chatter) - イきたい奴おったらイこうね？
** I kitai yatsu ottara i kō ne? - If you want a guy who likes you?
* (chatter) - バカにすんだぁ！ / 遠慮すんじゃねぇ
** Baka ni sunda ~a! - I'm stupid!
** Enryo sun jane~e - Don't refrain.
* (chatter) - インチキw
** Inchiki w - Trinket.
* (chatter) - ♂掘るなよ♂
** ♂ Horu na yo ♂ - Don't dig.
* (chatter) - ひょい♂
** Hi ~yoi ♂ - Hyoy.
* (chatter) - 9時にアイス食おう
** 9-Ji ni aisu kuou - Eat ice cream at 9:00.
* (chatter) - オウッ、ゲイ・・・
** Ō~, gei・・・ - Oh, gay...
* (chatter) - 何逃げてんだw殺すぞw
** Nani nigete nda w korosu zo w - What are you running away? I'll kill you.
* (chatter) - ってか俺ってティーン！？
** Tteka orette tīn！？ - I'm a teen!?
* (chatter) - 蘇民祭
** So minsai - Republican festival.
* (chatter) - am♂pm
** N/A - N/A
* (chatter) - おー激しい
** O ̄ hageshī - Oh fierce.
* Hands up! Hands up! (DL) (Bacon) - ええぞ！ええぞ！
** Eezo！Eezo！ - Yeah! Yeah!
* Come on! Stack 'em! Hands up! (DL) - ベーコンええぞ！ / ええぞ！ええぞ！
** Bēkon Eezo！ - Bacon yeah!
** Eezo！Eezo！ - Yeah! Yeah!
* (chatter) - 貸したまえ
** kashi tamae - Lend it to me.
* Guys! Hands up! (DL) - いち、にー、さん!
** Ichi, ni ̄ ,-san! - One, two, three!
* Oh! (Bacon) Watch it! (DL) - Oh、バッチリ！ / うんち...？ / watchやって / 
** Oh, batchiri! - Oh, perfect!
** Unchi...？ - Poop...?
** watch yatte - Doing watch.
* (chatter) - しょんべん
** Shon be n - Shōnben.
* (chatter) - うんち...? / おっちゃん！？
** Unchi...？ - Poop...?
** Occhan！？ - Uncle!?
* (chatter) - ヒッドィwwww / ひっどいwwwwww
** Hiddo~i wwww - Terrible.
** Hiddoi wwwwww - Terrible.
* Watch out! (?) - おっちゃん！？
** Occhan！？ - Uncle!?
* Shoo! (?) - シュー！
** Shū! - Shoo!
* (chatter) - んじゃベーコンにこれ行くよ
** Nja bēkon ni kore iku yo - Then, I'm going to bacon.
* Ah, there we go! (DL) - ほら行くよ
** Hora iku yo - See you.
* (chatter) - アッーハッハッハッwwwwwwww
** Ahahahawwwwwwww - Ahahaha!
* (chatter) - 意外に．．． / 重い。
** Igai ni... - Unexpectedly...
** Omoi. - Heavy.
* Oh shit! (?) - あー惜しい！
** A ̄ oshī! - Aoshi!
* (chatter) - カフェオレ！
** Kafeore! - Café au lait!
* Oh man! (?) - おーでーん！
** O ̄ de ̄ n! - Oden!
* (chatter) - 受付
** Uketsuke - Reception.
* (chatter) - ワシがやるｗワシがやるw / 自発の心 / 「ワシがやる。」という自発の心。
** Washi ga yaru w washi ga yaru w - An eagle, an eagle.
** Jihatsu no kokoro - Spontaneous mind.
** `Washi ga yaru.' To iu jihatsu no kokoro. - (Eagle does) Have a spontaneous mind.
* (chatter) - ＼チョエェー！？／ / 逃げろww逃げろww
** \ Choe~ē! ? / - Choee!?
** Nigero ww nigero ww - Escape, escape.
* (chatter) - 似合わない苦笑いしよって・・・
** Niawanai nigawarai shi yotte・・・ - With a bitter smile...
* (chatter) - ぬへへへwwwwwwwwぬへwwwwwwww / おっ(　＾ω＾)
** Nu e e e wwwwwwwwnu e wwwwwwww - Hahaha! Ha!
** O(　＾ω＾) - Oh.
* HERHA! HEHAHA! (DL) - ふっふ～ふっふ（＾ω＾）
** Fuffu ~ fuffu（＾ω＾） - Fufu. Fufu.
* No! (DL) (chatter) - ウォッーワッハッハ！wwwwww / フハハwwwww
** Uowahhahha！wwwwww - Wow!
** Fuhahawwwww - Fuhaha!
* (chatter) - 掘るよ♂(脅し)
** Horu yo♂(odoshi) - I'll dig. (threat)
* (chatter) - あっは♂おもしろい
** Awwa♂omoshiroi - Oh, it's funny.
* Bury him! Bury him! (?) - 出るよ♂出るよ♂ 
** Deru yo♂deru yo♂ - I'm going out, I'm going out.
* (chatter) - やめいwwww
** Ya mei wwww - Quit.
* (chatter) - ちょっwwちょっwww / ひどい！ひどい！wwww
** Cho ~ ww cho ~ www - A little. A little.
** Hidoi！Hidoi！wwww - Terrible! Terrible!
* (chatter) - ちょっwww
** Cho ~ www - A little.
* HE! HE! HO! HO! (DL) - おぉー！！(　＾ω＾)
** O~oー！！(　＾ω＾) - Wow!!
* (chatter) - ぎゃあｗ / これはwマジでこれはひどいw
** Gyā w - Gyaa.
** Kore wa w majide kore wa hidoi w - This is serious and this is terrible.
* Up top! (?) - おっとぉ！
** Otto ~o! - Oops!
* (chatter) - 後でヤる♂からねーw
** Atode yaru♂kara neーw - I'll come back later.
* (chatter) - ベ～コン・・・
** Be ~ kon - Bacon...
* (chatter) - ねじりんだw
** Nejirinda w - Nejirin.
* (chatter) - プチ♂救い / おっと！？気を付けろよ・・・♂
** Puchi♂sukui - Petite salvation.
** O tto！？Ki o tsukero yo・・・♂ - Oops!? Watch out...
* (chatter) - 爽やか！ / SA♂WA♂YA♂KA / あ、邪魔やんコレ
** Sawayaka! - Refreshing!
** SA♂WA♂YA♂KA - REF♂RE♂SH♂IN♂G!
** A, jamayan kore - Oh, disturbing.
==Water Gun Shootout==
* Scared. (DL) - いずこ
** Izu ko - Izuko.
* Yeah, right there! (DL) - いたぁ…♂
** Ita ~a…♂ - It was...
==Water Gun Shootout 2==
* Hah, what's up?! (DL) - あっは、ごちそう(^ω^)
** awwa, gochisou - Oh, feast.
* Ohohoho! Ganging up! (DL) - おっほっほっほ～元気だ(^ω^)
** Ohohoho ~ genki da (^ω^) - Ohohoho, I'm fine.
* I trapped you in, bud! (?) (Miyagi) - ねじりん♂ボーイ
** Nejirin♂Bōi - Nejirin♂Boy.
==Water Gun Shootout 3==
* Hey! I have places I got to be! (?) (DL) - はい、はいこっちで
** Hai, hai kotchi de - Yes, yes, over here.
==Water Gun Shootout 4==
* Ha! You go right up! (?) (Miyagi) - いい具合だ
** Ī guaida - It looks good.
* Bam bo! (?) (Miyagi) - ﾅﾊﾟ王…！
** Napa-ō…! - Napa...!
* Watch out! (Miyagi) - こっちだ / 痛いよ！（´；ω；｀）
** Kotchida - Come here.
** Itaiyo!（´；ω；｀） - It hurts!