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Whopper Whopper

Whopper Whopper is the name of a commercial jingle by Burger King that has recently became a popular internet meme. 
Don't trust this commercial jingle. Don't. It's a brainwashing technique by Burger King advertising executives to make you buy their meal. Only thing is, we always never meet the hypnosis. We always get angry when we hear it, smashing our TV, posting the abomination on places like this, you get the idea.
The song's lyrical writing consists of having a monarchist ego over a customizable whopper. You'd like to have it your way when you want it, but you can't be this fucking guy. Well, technically not him, but still.
But wait, there's MORE! We've also got a bacon and cheese variation, a Superbowl variation, a chicken variation, and an after school variation! Just to hear more of the mixbreed sing into your ears!
== Lyrical Embodiment of Pain ==
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,
Junior, double, triple Whopper, flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers, I rule this da-a-a-y.
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup, it's OK if I don't want that, Impossible or bacon Whopper, any Whopper my way.
You rule, you're seizing the day,
You rule, you're seizing the day,
at BK, have it your way.
== Origin ==
The original 1974 song this was based off of (which was better in all the meaning) was in response to Mickey D's Big Mac jingle in the same year. The song later popped it ass back up in 2004...And not many people here were surprised.
=== Original Lyrics Before the Instant Shift Into Egotism ===
Have it your way, have it your way
Have it your way at Burger King!
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce
Special orders don’t upset us
All we ask is that you let us serve it your way!
We can serve your broiled beef Whopper
Fresh with everything on topper
Anyway you think is proper, have it your way!
Have it your way, have it your way
At Burger King, eat at Burger King!
...NOW THAT'S BETTER.
== See also ==
* List of popular songs that suck incredibly bad 
Category:Fast Food
Category:2020s
Category:Songs
Category:Tedious pop culture references
Whose pussy is this?

Whose pussy is this? Seriously, someone tell me.
So, last week, I found this pussy. I wasn't looking for pussy. But sometimes pussy comes along when you least expect it. My question, though, is this: Whose pussy is this?
There are several identifying features of this pussy. I was thinking about saying "I'll return this pussy to anyone who can describe it," but at this point, I just want it out of my apartment.
After you read this, it shouldn't be too hard to see why.
==It's a hairy pussy.==
I can't believe how hairy this pussy is. I should never have allowed it on my bed. Because, in the morning, my mouth was full of pussy hair. And then I got up, and there was pussy hair all over the floor, and there was pussy hair all over my toothbrush. I can't even understand how this relatively small pussy could be leaving hair everywhere. It seems like there's more hair than pussy. Whoever's pussy this is, has one hairy pussy.
==It's a stinky pussy.==
After ten minutes with this pussy in my apartment, the whole house just reeked. I opened all the windows and burned some candles, but it was still just overpowering. It was as though someone had rubbed a pussy all over my face. Just ground it in there all night. My nostrils were burning with the scent of this pussy.
I even had to buy new clothes on the way to work because all my clothes smelled like pussy. Who ever thought that having a pussy around would be so expensive?
==It's a sloppy pussy.==
It's hard to put into words the mess this pussy has made of my place. But they say a picture is worth a thousand words. This pussy made a horrible mess out of everything. It knocked over furniture, knocked everything off my bookshelves... it was like a miniature tornado. I think maybe it was trying to get at my tuna.
And then, just as I was walking out to buy some 409, there was this loud sound... not exactly a "bang." I'd describe it as more of a "quiefing" noise, I guess. All rumbly and gooey. And when I looked back, my apartment had just exploded.
What an incredibly sloppy pussy.
==It's a noisy pussy.==
I could barely sleep, what with all the sounds emanating from this pussy. Who would have thought that something so small could be so fucking noisy?? Twice, during the night, my neighbors called and demanded to know what was making that awful sound.
I told them I had found this lost pussy and they said "You'd better shut that pussy up or we're calling the cops!" I was pretty pissed at them. You do a good deed by finding some woman's lost pussy and putting up an ad for it and everything, and this is the kind of shit you get? It's not my fault the damn thing wouldn't stop meowing.
I even thought about keying their car. But then I figured that the massive explosion in our apartment building was actually probably pretty inconvenient for them, already.
==In conclusion==
Please, for the love of God, come and pick up your vagina.
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Wife

Wife, n. A woman with a will to dominate all life with her power. Even The Lord of the Rings has a wife in it; she's called Sauron and has a ring. Supreme overlord of Mankind, the wifealso W.I.F.E. meaning "Wireless Interface Fun Eradicator", or "Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc." or "Why'd I Fuckin' [get] Engaged?"maintains an iron grip over the typical family, ostensibly through her husband. First discovered by Al Bundy, his effort to rid the world of wives has long been dismissed as futile. While many have tried to escape, husbands are consistently forced back into dealing with them by a variety of intimidating but legal tactics including (but not restricted to) guilt trips, sex deprivation, castration and arsenic poisoning. The few who do escape are forced into abject poverty by a barbaric slow torture (alimony) and child support payments for essentials such as sixty-foot yachts, space tourism and apartments on the Champs-Élysées. Wives employ professional coaches (lawyers) who teach them these tactics starting at (approximately) age three.
==Fun facts==
*Husbands are better than wives.
*A wife provides an excellent benchmark for determining what a crazy person is.
*A wife, provided she is deployed correctly, provides an excellent bench.
*Officially classified as an annoying breed of dog, usually belonging to Afghanistan.
*The Best Wife is a robot. 
*You don't have a wallet any moreat least one with money in it.
*A wife is worse than a Proton Wira/Poodle; no matter how much money you pour into it (her), it (she) will still look like shit. You should have been born blind, or married something that didn't resemble a jar of hairy mayonnaise.
*Oscar Wilde had a butt-buddy instead of a wife.
*The longest sentence in the English language is "I do".
*A wife's natural habitat is the kitchen.
*Wives are lovely roasted with chicken or in a stir fry.
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Wigan Warriors

The Ancient and Honourable Wigan Warriors RLFC (Royal Fucking Lucky Club) has its roots in the Great Schism of 1842, when sportsmen the length and bredth of England spent a long summer contemplating their own and other peoples balls. Until this time games were played with balls of all sizes, shapes and colours.
It was decided that all of the balls should be placed into a large cloth sack (called a ballbag and that each team in turn would come and choose a ball that they would play with, some two. The then Wigan RFLC Manager choose an oval (or Testicle) ball, which the club has used ever since. In 1984 it was decided to change from the original silk ball to one made of leather.
Wigan RFLC currently play in the The Super League of Extraordinary Gentlemen 
==Club History==
The club did not do history, it did biology, but it failed. And anyway experience is better than qualifications.....
==Players==
* Stomkins
* Daz 'the soap you can believe in' Goulding
* Chicken George
* Chicken Little
* Postman Pat
* Deacon Blue
* Lulu
* Noel Fielding
* Big Mac
* Igor
* Triple H
* Brother Joel
* Skeletor
* John Prescott
* Ring-tailed Lima
* Atticus Finch
* The Hoff
* Famous Bob
* Barrel O'Carroll
* Mick Hucknall
* Tucson, AZ
* Smarsh
* Tyrone Dobbs
* Father Jack Hackett
* Head Coach: Father Dougal McGuire
* Chairman: Ian Fucking Lenegan
==Trophy Haulage==
Wigan RFLC is well known as quite a successful team, having twice won the Wigan-wide cup, despite fierce competition, within the last 40 years. Within the famous Trophy Cupboard Wigan RFLC also have acquired two buttons, a cabbage (stolen from Saint Helens) and a picture of Leonard Nimoy.
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WikiClone

Our historians think WikiClones were invented approximately at the same time as Jesus died (approx. 755 B.C.). WikiClones used to be clones anyone can edit. This is why Jesus' WikiClone looked more to Michael Jackson than to Jesus himself. As WikiClones are not free ($17.98/month with a basic membership), illegal copies of Britney Spears nude were downloaded by hundreds on illegal P2P programs. Steve Jobs bought 1995 copyrights on WikiClones and made then downloadable on iTunes for $2.99. 
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-fuck encyclopedick that anywon can Eddy.Sophie has inspired us to work on - articles since tomorrow.
Before editing, please read the Kama-Sutra's Guide and browse the Big Five.
Wikitowns Members: Vote for Wikipedia at qWiki
Police | MrVideoGames | Steve Jobs vs Steve Ballmer | Pot | Caiman | Incoherent Most Forgotten | Nonsense Index | Other Caterpillar...
Tomorrow's... Err... Never mind...
You can cry for your dumb articles to be read.
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WikiNode

This page is used for the http://wikiindex.org/Uncyclopedia entry. See also http://uncyclopedia.info/wiki/Project:WikiNode
== en.uncyclopedia: wiki-node ==
Welcome to Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. 
=== key points of interest ===
* main page - lists the latest, best, most current, most topical and most interesting articles 
* recent changes
* Uncyclopedia:Best of - featured articles and runners-up
* UnNews:Main Page
* wiki-forum - questions, hellos, dunno-where-to-puts
=== wiki-nodes of our neighbors ===
* meta-uncyclopedia: wiki-node - a wiki about this wiki
* wikia: wiki-node - a wiki-hive... watch out for busy bees!
* en.wikipedia: wiki-node - A parody of this wiki (but they claim the reverse).
* Kamelopedia: wiki-node - Die ganze Wahrheit über Kamele und den Rest der Welt. Gesundheit!
* uncyclopedia-info: wiki-node - Uncyclopedia Babble Babel Project
* memoryalpha: wiki-node - To boldly go online where no one has gone online before.
* Sickipedia: world's collection of sick jokes
=== en.uncyclopedia on node-wikis ===
* none so far
=== delegations ===
Uncyclopedias in other languages:
* ar: ويكيبيدي · العربية
* ca: Català · Valenciclopedia
* da: Dansk · Spademanns Leksikon
* de: Deutsch · Uncyclopedia.de
* el: Ελληνικά · Ανεγκυκλοπαίδεια
* es: Español · Inciclopedia
* fi: Suomi · Hikipedia
* fr: Français · Désencyclopédie
* he: איןציקלופדיה · עברית 
* hu: Magyar · Unciklopédia
* it: Italiano · Nonciclopedia
* ja: 日本語 · アンサイクロペディア
* la: Latina · Necyclopædia
* nl: Nederlands · Onziclopedie
* no: Norsk · Ikkepedia
* pl: Polski · Nonsensopedia
* pt: Português · Desciclopédia
* ru: Русский · Абсурдопедию
* sv: Svenska · Psyklopedin
* zh-tw: 中文(正體) · 偽基百科
* zh: 中文 · 伪基百科
=== real-time communication ===
* #uncyclopedia IRC
* collaborative editing
* VoIP
=== talk ===
wikinodes is a wiki about the wiki-nodes concept.
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Wiki Rage

Wiki Rage is the internet equivalent of Road Rage, in that, through a series of maddened attempts to cross the border of (internet law), the user starts rampaging, going nuts.
==What is it?==
Wiki Rage is the internet equivalent of Road Rage. It is widely accepted as a violent and hostile lashing out for revenge on a deep seated need for recognition. It is a neurological disorder which causes the user to strike violently at a wiki. There are various stimuli that can trigger the symptoms of Wiki Rage, but some people suffer the symptoms without actually having the disorder. Noted psycho-cologists such as Josef Mengele, MD PH.D have proposed that the users in question wish to appear Badass, or often in the process of improving the wiki by removing crap, but going about it in a completely stupid way. This is the basis of Wiki Rage: The body acts on ordinarily benign decisions in an extreme manner.
==Knowing the Stimuli==
Wiki Rage is extraordinarily dangerous to wikis because of the unpredictability of the stimuli. Some people, for example, are set off by seeing the Wikipedia logo. Others are reacting to the dismay caused by an admin deleting their 1337, funny, one-line article about themselves and how they are God's gift to their gender of preference. Wiki Rage is the end result of their calm attempts to correct the Admin's mistake of removing an article that obviously fits on Uncyclopedia. Sometimes, a particularly wicked admin deletes such pages merely to get this reaction out of the user, as its symptoms, as described below, are often quite amusing, if futile.
==Symptoms==
===Request for information from the Admin===
An ordinarily simple task, merely to post on the admin's talk page something along the lines of "Excuse me, I am inquiring as to the reasons behind your deletion of my entirely accurate page regarding myself and how sexy I am?" becomes quite violent. This symptom can be seen quite commonly as the sufferer of Wiki Rage vandalizes the crap out of an admin's user page:
* Like this one...
* ...And this one...
* ...And this one...
* ...Lets not forget this one...
* ...Oh here's a target...
* ...Uh and so on.
===Determination to do Better===
This is when the user's desire to do better mixes with the unbridled fury caused by the neurological disorder known as Wiki Fury. The end result is that the user blanks a lot of pages, completely and stupidly unaware of the fact that it takes five seconds to revert, as evidenced by the fact that they often replace the text not just with no text at all but "lol pwned." In fact, the word "pwned" anywhere in the text replacing an article is a sure fire sign of a sufferer of this disorder. Sorry to be blunt folks, but it's just too damn stupid.
==Sufferers==
We remind you that this disorder is beyond the control of the sufferer, and that you have some mercy on the user when banning them indefinitely. Maybe a nice ban summary or something.
==External Links==
wikirage What's hot on wikipedia.
Wikimedia fundraising

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==From Wikipedia cat Saras Maw== 
===Where your donation goes===
*Technology: Servers, bandwidth, maintenance and all those things that need to get done so people have more time to adore and, more importantly, feed me.
*People: The other top 10 websites have thousands of employees. These folks only have 93, which has its uses in terms of making it easier for them to notice me, but it also means they have to be efficient and need all the help they can get. Like funding for food, that's help. I like help. Especially the cream and catnip kinds of help.
Greetings. I am a Wikipedian cat - most of what I do here is sleep, as well as demand the occasional head-scratch and a constant supply of meat, and you are going to help me continue to do so.
Usually I sleep on counters, or half-walls, or tables. Sometimes chairs, but there's a danger of being sat on if I do that. There are also some plants here - I sleep on those, too. Once I slept on a guy, but then he got up and things didn't end very well... for him, anyway. But I was just a little disoriented, you know? Wasn't anything personal.
I've slept on the servers a few times, too. They're nice and warm, which makes for a lovely bed, but remember the last time the This Wiki has a problem thing came up? Yeah, that was probably me. Hairball, sorry.
My point is, these are good folks. They let me sleep wherever I want, and they need your support, mostly so they can keep feeding me. This is very important, see. Consider it - donating $5, $10, $20 or whatever you can afford, it's quite easy. And just think how much catnip that could buy me. And how much fish. And perhaps a room full of squirrels. I do so want a room full of squirrels, and... yes. You will help me get it. Only one or two out of a thousand who see this ever donate, but their support is what keeps Wikipedia going, and it is what keeps me fed, and is what will get me my room full of squirrels... and they give this support because they understand how serious I am about this. They are the ones who, like you, have small children. And small children are the ones that are easiest to have... picked up. The men just prefer them that way, perhaps. 
You don't want that, though. You will contribute, whether you appreciate the people or not. You must appreciate me, and how resolute I am in this matter.
I will have that room full of squirrels.
Regards,
Saras Maw
Wikipedia Cat	
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Wikipatreon

Wikipatreon is the department of Wikipedia that handles their money, because it is very well known that Wikipedia was made for profit from advertising and affiliates.That's right, Wikipedia was made for profit. Believe it.
==History==
Jimbo Wales thought, "OMG Wikipedia be so profitable let get money." So he and his bad friends made Wikipatreon.
===Records===
*The most profit made off a Wikipedia page is Wikipedia's page on themselves,Yup, they did. which has made $1,675,544,484. (as of April 11, 2019)
*Wikipedia stopped running Wikipatreon support for "Australian Broadcasting Corporation" on December 11, 2019, but made $928,616 total.They stopped running the support when Australians got mad and yelled, "Australia is not a joke, bitch."
*The page that made the least money is "Donald Trump", which made $394.
==Footnotes==
Wikipedia (ambiguation)

*Wikipedia's founder is Jimbo Wales, whose surname is spelled the same way as Wales - which is a place that really sucks, so you may have been thinking of vacuum.
*If you remove the letters P, I, K, and A from "Wikipedia", and then sneeze, you get "Pikachu". Try it!
*Wikipedia may or may be run by the cabal. You did not hear that from me. You heard it from this guy.
*I bet you've never even read a Wikpedia Article, have you? You stupid loser. Yes, you.
*If you remove the letters 'w', 'i', 'k', the other 'i', the 'd' and the last 'i', you are left with the word 'pea'. Peas are grown in England in small country gardens, which often also feature grass. Grass takes a long time to grow, unless you feed it with drugs. Therefore, you may have been thinking of speed.
*The content of wikipedia is approximately this.
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