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Domain Name System

Domain Name System (DNS) or (also called Dominant Neutering System, Dick Nuts Scrotum, or simply Dennis) is a system of the internet which masks easy to remember numbers with long, hard, confusing words or phrases.
==Why DNS exists?==
It was discovered that portions of the population had difficulty remembering strings of numbers for long periods of time. A strange correlation was later discovered between that percentage of the populance and the percentage of people that were unemployed, mentally retarded, or scientologists, but still corporations wanted the ability to advertise to them. DNS takes IP addresses, such as 160.5.54.19 or 90210, and masks them with long hard to convey words, such as www.grillmycheeseandbuyaneggplc.de. The original intent was to alias these addresses with short, easy names, but in the early 1790s campers and system admins with nothing to do bought up every conceivable word 6 letters or less. Squatters even bought then-nonsense words such as MILF, merkin, and Department of Homeland Security.
==Flushing DNS==
In the late '90s, would be hackers invented a popular game called "Flushing the DNS." This involved taking all the DNS servers and literally flushing them down a toliet. Whoever managed to rid the world of the most DNS servers won. Tragically (or thankfully, depending on your interpretation) the first dns flush attempt resulted in:
*A) The plumbing backing up
*B) The untimely drowning of the geek that invented the game
*C) The timely drowning of the geek's cat. Life had been growing a bit too complacent for the cat. She is now in a better place, enjoying her remaining 8 lives.
*D) The invention of the ipconfig /flushdns command
It has been speculated that the flushdns command mentioned above was a tribute to the shortlived game itself. This is only partailly true. The geek's Legal name was in fact Ipconfig Flush Dns. His parents maintained that they named him this because it reminds them of how he was conceived. The geek's friends all called him IP. To be fair though, after the demise of IP's cat's first life, that statement should now read His friend called him IP
==DNS Poetry==
There is art in everything, however, if you seek it then you really need a blowie. Here is the first short poem to include DNS.
My DNS is in DMZ but my FTP just let it be, my LAN and POP3 MySQL and p2p.
And the second.
I wander around in a world of darkness where communication is restricted by ones and zeros,
However there is something that saves me from the darkness,
My DNS is my salvation, it comforts me, it shows me what I need to see,
And without I would be nothing, just nothing,
== See Also ==
*Dead Nigger Storage
Category:Computers
Category:Internet
ru:Система доменных имён
Domo-kun

A Domo-kun is a gap-toothed Japanese toy which bears an uncanny resemblance to the Grue, which is the most dangerous monster in the game of Zork. Speaking of which....
This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you
protect yourself or [ <choose>
<option>use extreme sarcasm</option>
<option>cast Frotz</option>
<option>stitch its mouth shut</option>
<option>play a game of Zork: The GReat Underground Empire</option>
<option>watch an episode of Grue's Clues</option>
<option>get low</option>
</choose>] before it eats you too.
Category:Toys
Category:Superheroes
Category:Cult Founders
Category:Japanese culture
Category:Grues
es:Domo-kun
ja:どーもくん
it:Domo kun
Don't Cry for Me, Argentina

The song Don't Cry for Me, Argentina has been known to make large, hairy British men weep. Taken to heart by the British public during the Falkland Islands War, it was voted second as the song most likely to replace the English national anthem, God Save the Queen in an online poll conducted by The Sun newspaper (the first is the theme from Balamory but we're not taking that very seriously because everyone knows Balamory is in Scotland).
This is also Argentina's National Anthem.
== Credits ==
Don't Cry for Me, Argentina is the most famous song from the Evita song book, penned by musical maestros Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice. The pair were inspired to write the score after hearing Tim Brooke Taylor of The Goodies sing the powerful and memorable ditty Don't Cry for Me, Marge and Tina.
* Worst performance: Sarah Brightman
* Longest performance: Sarah Brightman
* Highest performance: Sarah Brightman
* Performance most involving tits: Madonna
 
== Lyrics ==
:It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
:When I try to explain how I feel
:That I still need your love after all that I've done
:You won't believe me
:All you will see is a girl you once knew
:Although she's dressed up to the nines
:At sixes and sevens with you
:I had to let it happen, I had to change
:Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
:Looking out of the window, staying out of the sun
:So I chose freedom
:Running around, trying everything new
:But nothing impressed me at all
:I never expected it to
:Don't cry for me Argentina
:The truth is I never left you
:All through my wild days
:My mad existence
:I kept my promise
:Don't keep your distance
:And as for fortune, and as for fame
:I never invited them in
:Though it seems to the world they were all I desired
:They are illusions
:They're not the solutions they promised to be
:The answer was here all the time
:I love you and hope you love me
:Don't cry for me Argentina
:Don't cry for me Argentina
:The truth is I never left you
:All through my wild days
:My mad existence
:I kept my promise
:Don't keep your distance
:Have I said too much?
:There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
:But all you have to do is look at me
:To know that every word is true
:Don't cry for me Argentina
As you can see the lyrics are extraordinarily dull, but that comes as no surprise to fans of lyricist Tim Rice, most of whom are accountants.
==See also==
* Argentina
* A karaoke version of the famous song
Category:Songs
Category:Andrew_Lloyd_Webber_Musicals
Category: Argentina
Don't Put Descartes Before De Horse!

Don't Put Descartes Before De Horse is a French language film (with mock-Swedish subtitles) which preaches about cowboy ethics, based on the Nobel Prize-winning research done by French philosopher, Gerard Depardieu. The movie was also an early vehicle for Rene Descartes. Many modern critics rate it alongside Ingmar Bergman's "The Seventh Seal", not just within the major themes and use of allegory but also within its soul-destroying banality. 
==Plot==
Don't Put Descartes Before De Horse tells the story of Moo-moo the cow, and Boy-Boy the boy who, by some unfortunate incident of incomprehensible messed up genetics, came to be one as a whole. The film is considered by many to be an inspiration behind the later movie Human Centipede. 
As with all French Cinema, the film features over twenty-five minutes of wind sound, long periods of total silence punctuated by random screams and full frontal nudity, whilst containing only three and a half minutes of anything that can be vaguely described as a plot. In a world without Michael Bay the movie would be considered a masterpiece of cinematography.
==Awards==
Don't Put Descartes Before De Horse won over other movies such as Immanuel Cunt, Plato the Plate and Let's Go High-Digger starring Katheryn Hegel for the Best Movie Oscar in 1977. It also had the recognition of being applauded by Oscar Wilde as "The best thing since Crossroads." In 1978 it came runner up for the Glob d'Or within the Top French Film Featuring Gérard Depardieu's genitals category.
==Oscar Wilde's Rave Review==
Unlike the majority of Oscar Wilde's quotes the one relating to this film remains the most enigmatic and a fascinating historical footnote within the great man's social commentary. A great deal of debate has gone on with many questioning the "Crossroads" to which he is referring. Some point to Eric Clapton's compilation album from 1987, whilst others to the British TV sitcom of the 1970s. The 1980 musical road movie featuring Ralph Macchio is occasionally cited by fans of Steve Vai. For many though the true meaning of his comments remain a mystery, on parr with the Voynich Manuscript and Nicholas Cage's film career.
==See Also==
* Gerard Depardieu
* Gaunilo's Island
Category:Film
Category:UnFilm
category:Puns
category:Horses
Don't click here!

...geez... Look, I told you not to click here, like Do not click any links except this is no game. I give you one simple instruction DO NOT CLICK THERE and you break it.
Hey, I suppose I should tell you this is all part of some complex psychology experiment. Congratulations, you fail and have told volumes about the belligerence of the human race. You do the exact damn opposite. And look at this, for all the shit I give you here you could've just kept to yourself and avoided the emotional pain. Guess not now, nosy Ned.
==It's just a joke, right?==
You could say that, you COULD. But, what if it wasn't? If by defying one simple direction you could have sentenced yourself to 100 years of non-stop pain? What would you say then? Oh, the irony would be sickeningly sweet. The fact that the only page that links here is some crumby forum topic makes your pathetic curiosity even worse. What sort of page can a page called "DON'T CLICK HERE!" be? Is it really that good sounding that you have to take a gander at it? Just leave the damn thing alone people!
==And next time someone tells you not to do something...==
DON'T DO IT!
==See also==
*DON'T
*CLICK
*HERE
*EITHER
*(do it, stupid)
==If you came here from Zork...==
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Category:Jokes
zh:不要按这个
Don't vote for my dog!

My dog, Buddy, is the worst. He's just terrible. Don't vote for my dog!
==Reasons not to vote for Buddy==
# He's gay.
# He's a nigger.
# He hates America.
==Evidence==
I don't make these kinds of remarks lightly. I have both edited enhanced photos and logic to back up my statements.
===He's gay===
I have an audio clip of Buddy saying the following:
You heard him. He's a gay dog. No one likes gay dogs.
===He's a nigger===
When forced to choose between a plate with an American flag on it and a plate with watermelon on it, Buddy chose the watermelon. This makes him a nigger.
===He hates America===
See above.
===Summary===
With all of this legitimate evidence, one could say that Buddy is a gay nigger who hates America.
==If you vote for Buddy==
You will regret it.I'll fuck you up.
==Notes==
==Nov. 3rd (American time)==
<poll>
Vote or die!
My dog, Buddy (don't pick this one)
Not my dog (pick this one)
What the hell is this election even for?
</poll>
Category:Articles
Don Herbert

Don Herbert was the star of the hit television series "Mr. Wizard's World" which started production in 1983 and continued for seven strong seasons. This show allowed children to experience the pure mystery and magic of discovering everyday science in the comfort of their own homes. Some publications claim that Herbert's television career actually began in the 1950's where he starred in Mr. Wizard produced by NBC, targeting pre-teenage youth with anti-communism propaganda. Needless to say these allegations are purely speculation. 
==Final Episode, The Accident, Disappearance==
During the last episode of "Mr. Wizard's World," Don Herbert was demonstrating the chemical reaction between baking soda and vinegar when the experiment went fatally awry. That's when the madness kicked in, resulting explosion left by the studio in complete ruin, and the surviving crew was thankful to be sane. Due to the intensity of the flames, Don Herbert's remains could not be ascertained from the ashes, though eye-witness accounts clearly indicate his tattered sweater burning in the fiery rubble. Although an extensive analysis of the debris yielded no clues as to the fate of Don Herbert, it was solemnly accepted that he perished that day.
"Everything happened so quickly, I can barely remember..." states one of the surviving child co-stars who experienced the devastating cataclysm firsthand in an exclusive interview. ”One minute he was showing us the mystery and magic of science and the next thing I remember is everything being on fire," she weeps, "and so much screaming!"
----
==Rediscovery?==
In the summer of 1994, Canadian Mountie Jacques Benoit thinks he might have had an encounter with the elusive wizard. He was investigating a series of strange reports of disappearing pies from window sills and trousers stolen from clothes lines given by the locals. "It just strolled up here and took it!" claimed one distraught citizen while another exclaimed, "It looked like a goddamn Sasquatch!" This leads to a possible connection between the legendary Bigfoot and the missing wizard, validating the existence of a "missing link!"
Upon further investigation, Benoit happen upon a badly scarred, apparently schizophrenic transient. His disfigured body was wrapped in a tattered cloak while his right arm seems to have been replaced with a prosthetic limb consisting of paper cups, string, construction paper, and a small vial of colored water. All questions were met with nonsensical mutterings as the man scavenged for more common household items to add to his collection. Medical officials were called to the scene, and upon arrival, were baffled by the "artificial limb." The man grew increasingly agitated when the limb was inspected. One EMT off-handedly commented in reference to the arm, "What is this?" to which the man exclaimed the only intelligible phrase he had yet uttered, "Supermarket Science!"
==The Mr. Wizard Monument==
Category:American television personalities
Category:Mad Scientists
Don Valley Parkway

The Don Valley Parkingwayalso known as the Don Valley Parkingway or Don Valley Parking Lot is one of the largest, most well-known parking lots in Canada, located north of Toronto. Most of its annual visitors are tourists who don't realize that it's not an actual road.
==History==
===Construction===
The design of the project was contracted to the engineering consortium of Fenco-Harris as some kind of strange tourist attraction. Additionally, Toronto had some parking problems at the time which needed to be solved in order to make the downtown area more efficient. Sadly, this project hasn't really done anything to solve this? Local scientists are perplexed.
===Since completion===
In 1965, Metro Toronto Chief Coroner Morton Shulman released a report criticizing the lack of safety in the design of the parkingway due to bad drivers who can't grasp the idea of a parking lot of this length, and continue to regard it as a road. In the first five months of 1965, there were 136 accidents on the parkingway, with four deaths and 86 injuries. Among the "death-dealing" deficiencies that had to be corrected were a lack of parking space paint, exposed steep slopes causing people to park in the Don River by accident, and light standards that were too repetitive for drivers to be able to find their cars. Call boxes with emergency telephones were installed on the parkingway in 1966 so that children could call 911 to tell the police that their grandpa was cheating at cards.
The Don Valley Parkingway is closed annually on the first Sunday in June for the Ride for Farts.
==Future==
During the 2010 municipal election, mayoral candidate Sarah Thomson proposed a paid parking strategy for the Gardiner Express Parking Lot and the Don Valley Parkingway, drawing comments from critics and supporters across the city.
In late 2016, the City of Toronto and mayor John Tory similarly considered imposing a fee to use the parking lot, along with the Gardiner EPL, to cover the maintenance costs of the lot and support public parking construction.
==See also==
*Interstate
Category:Canada
Donald Trump's Report Card

University of Pennsylvania 
STUDENT TRANSCRIPT
Semester:SPRING 1967
Student:TRUMP, DONALD JOHN
Year:JUNIOR
Major:ECONOMICS
Subject 	Grade	Teacher's Comment 	
ECON 2020MANAGERIAL ECONOMICS 	D+ 	Donald struggled to understand basic ideas in managerial economics. He kept proposing business goals that were antithetical to the material taught and insisted they were "the best trade deals in history". Admittedly, he actually did manage to sell, despite the fact that no self-respecting human being would ever want to buy his products. 	
ECON 2030INTERNATIONAL TRADE 	F 	Donald did not show up to a single class session. He appeared in class for the first time during the final exam and wrote "I'd just call their president" in response to each question. 	
ENGL 1045INTRODUCTION TO POETRY 	A 	Donald was an outstanding poetry student. He showed great creativity and strong oral presentation skills. Perhaps he'll change his major to English and become a poet! He would be very welcome in my Advanced Poetry Writing class next fall. 	
ENVS 1000INTRODUCTION TO ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE	C- 	After a solid start to the semester, Donald stopped taking this class seriously, once he realized that "environmental science" is not, in fact, the science of destroying the environment. 	
HIST 1280FASCISM AND WORLD WAR II 	B+ 	Donald is a puzzle. In one respect he is brilliant, in another one might wonder how he managed to enter an Ivy League school. He received A's on most exams and papers and memorized content easily, showing his academic intelligence. However, he seemed very interested in Adolf Hitler and grossly misinterpreted his actions both in essays and in class discussions. I recall that one day he showed up to our class screening of Triumph of the Will with popcorn and laughed during many serious scenes, as well as saying that he sympathized with the villain during a lecture about World War 2. I cannot tell whether he is being ironic and attempting to entertain his classmates or he genuinely believes these ideas.	
RELS 1504INTRODUCTION TO ISLAM 	C 	Donald did not take this class seriously. He yelled "wrong!" in the middle of lectures and seemed very mistrustful of his peers. His final essay was excellent and I gave him an A on it just to pass him, but I think he hired someone else to write it for him. 	
RUSS 1400RUSSIAN IV 	A 	Donald was an exemplary student. He worked hard to learn the language this semester and was always willing to work with his peers. I predict them continuing a relationship for years to come. 	upright=0.6|center|RUSS 1400: From the beginning of class, Donald was eager to tell us how he loved the KGB so much. This adoration for the Russian government caused him to be my classes's earliest graduate.
WH 2010BUSINESS ETHICS 	D 	Donald managed to barely pass this class despite not possessing any apparent moral compass. I pray that he does not enter a position of power like President of the United States. 	
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Education
Category:Donald Trump
Category:FA Education
Category:Report cards
Category:Ineffective Left Wing Propaganda
Category:FA Donald Trump
Donald Trump filmography

Before getting the 100th Uncyclopedia article written about him, Donald Trump has been mentioned in such shows as The Sopranos as a possible future employer of AJ Soprano. He was also the star of three horror, action, comedy and drama films. He got himself fired in the duco-reality show The Celebrity President in 2020.
==Film==
Title 	Year	Role 	Notes
Weathering the Stormy Daniels	2006	Himself	Pornographic film.
Gremlins 2: The New Batch 	1990	Himself	Trump played himself in Gremlins 2: The New Batch.
Back to the Future Part II 	1989	Himself	Trump also played himself in Back to the Future Part II.
Indecent Proposal 	1993	Himself	Trump played himself in Indecent Proposal, too.
Lady and the Trump 	1955	Himself	Donald Trump was a teenager in this movie.
==Television==
Title 	Year	Role 	Notes
Who Is America?	2018	Himself 	
Homeland 	2012	William Walden 	Homeland has won the Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series only once.
South Park 	2015	Herbert Garrison	
==Music videos==
Title 	Year	Role 	Notes
AmeriKKKant	2018	Al Jourgensen	
==Reality==
Title 	Year	Role 	Notes
Donald Tusk	2017	Himself	
==Considered roles==
Title 	Year	Role 	Notes
Goldfinger 	1964	Himself 	Turned down as he was too young at the time
Goldmember 	2002	Himself 	Turned down as he was too old at the time
Star Wars: Episode VI: Return of the Jedi	1983	Body of Darth Vader	Refused to play a black role
==Awards==
Trump actually has two Primetime Emmy Award nominations. For real. No kidding. In real reality, Trump has actually been nominated for an Emmy Award. Twice. In real life. He lost both of them.
==Nominations==
Trump is currently nominated for the job of the President of the United States. This is his second Presidential nomination. He totally lost the first one, as everybody knows.
==See also==
*Vote Biden or wait for my 1 millionth Trump article, cunts!
Category:Donald Trump
Category:Films
Category:Nobody Cares
Category:United States presidential election, 2020
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Doom (disambiguation)

Doom is a period of time in humanity's life when it starts hoping that at least Satan would come and save them, if God didn't. It starts where hope ends and ends with drug use to ease off the situation. Doom may also include (but not be limited to) the following:
* The original event
* A video game based on the event
* A badass who bears the word "Doom" in his name (for an unknown reason)
* The alternate name for Mount Rushmore
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fi:Projekti Doom
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ru:ДООМ 2