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Canines Film Festival

Bonjour & welcome to le Canines Film Festival de 2020. Dis year, the festival will take place here in the humour site d'Uncyclopedia, since le French Riviere has become useless due to le corona virouse. No one wants or ablé, to arrive to le French Riviere dis year to come to a closed-to-public film competition with very sexy bitches in bikinis. So we are just gonna move it over here, to l'Uncyc. And I am not Roman Polanski or Woody Allen, nothing to protest about.
This year's actual film festival for actual canines has been moved to Wikipedia's Instagram.
==Le Red Carpet==
===Le primiére bitch avec le bikini, Alice in Chains:===
===Le seconde caninette avec la bikinne, Paris d'Hilton:===
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===~FIN~===
==Les competition officiele==
This year's official competition is between:
*No Time To Screen, United Kingdom
*Roger Rabbit 2: The Delay, Toontown
*Fucked9, United States
*Yentl: Chinaversion Part II, China
*Losin' It 2: Losin' It All, Mexico
*Millions: Lost, The Rise of Grue, Turd World
*Black Window, Russia
*Wonder Woman 3030, Israel
===And the Golden Paw goes to:===
LES WONDERWOMAN 30 30!!!! CONGRA TU LA'TION!!!!
==Other prizes no one cares about==
Will be given during the shot put medals ceremony in Japan.
==Life Acheivement==
*l'Harvey Weinstein
==A few words of Merci de le President de la jury, Lars von Trier==
:Lars von Trier, commonly known in English-speaking countries as Danish Terrier's Arse or Bitchslapper, is an extinct breed of dog originating in Denmark. Having being bred as a satanic sex toy, the Terrier's Arse enjoyed spending most of his time tormenting his bitches. One of his favorite habits was peeing on his own nails until they got really rusty, and then scratching the vagina of one of the bitches he has most recently seduced. For this reason, most owners of a Terrier's Arse tended to call it Rusty.
We would like to share our greatest gratitudes to our loyal followers in dis difficult times! Cheers! Merci Bokoo! See you all again next year! Stay healthy and don't jack off strangers on the bus!
==Regardez aussi==
*Berlin Film Festival
*Amphibians Film Festival
Category:Current events
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Intentionally Offensive
Category:Film awards
Category:French inventions
Category:French culture
Category:Bitches
Cape Cod

Cape Cod is the world's largest mechanized fish trap. Constructed in 1620 by the crew of the Mayflower with Borg technology, it provided the sole source of nourishment to the impoverished Pilgrims, Puritans, and New England Patriots, which allowed them to survive the harsh autumns and incessant meteor strikes of the region. 
==Operation==
Cape Cod consists of a vast mechanical robot arm which (via remote control from an undisclosed location on Nantucket Island) regularly sweeps the entire Atlantic Ocean clean of all marine life. Most of the inedible catch (such as sharks, Tom Hanks, dolphins, sperm whales, octopi, catfish, plankton, tuna, luxury yachts, aircraft carriers, clams, Cubans, etc.) are either tossed down the garbage disposal or made into cat food and McDonald's Happy Meals. The valuable cod, however, is collected and squished in giant hydraulic presses to produce Boston's endless supply of cod liver oil.
==Environmental Impact and Notable People==
Many left-wing brie-eating sissy tree humpers have criticized the centuries-old traditional fishing methods of Massachusetts, primarily because the metallic scraping of the nuclear powered thousand-miles-long armature (allegedly) does irreparable harm to sensitive marine habitats, such as the coral beds which the endangered zebra-striped Sargasso Sea leech needs to survive. Needless to say, these wrist-swishing "Save the Earth" fanatics care not a single crap about what would happen to the innocent families of tens of displaced fisher folk that would suddenly have nothing to live on except exorbitant government subsidies.
== Warning To Cape Cod Travelers ==
Be wary of the folks you meet from over the bridge. They attempt to fool people into driving over the Bourne and Sagamore bridge during summer through sticker trickery. On RT 25 & RT 3 there are back ups up to 17 miles and Lizardman is known to lurk the area, syphoning the CO2 of your exaust to fuel the revolution against The Cape Wind Farm. You may notice driving around Cape Cod that people have stickers on the their vehicle about the Cape Cod Canal Tunnel. Any Convenience store sells them through out the surrounding area. They are sold on the premise that there is no tunnel, and the joke is on the tourist who ask a native Cape Codder about it. THERE IS A TUNNEL The tunnel entrances are in the two Texaco Gas parking lots located at the Bourne and Sagamore Rotary. Please visit the Sagamore Texaco station. Due to construction, they are no longer right off the rotary, which makes for no wait time for tunnel entrance. The employees consist of 16 year old kids with millionaire parents who use their meager paychecks to buy OxyContin 80's and various types of speed. While they are nodding out; you can refuel, steal any food item your little heart desires, and take advantage of the amazing lottery Massachusetts has to offer. Enter the "car wash", which is really the entrance to the tunnel, and before you know it: the Cape in all its snobby, seedy beauty.
==See Also==
*Environmentalism
*Endangered species
category: Massachusetts
Capital (Deity)

Capital is the Deity of Money. It has been known to take many forms, but the sex of this Deity is unknown. It is believed that this deity is androgynous. The worship of this deity is also known as Capitalism. 
==Religious leaders==
The religious leaders who have dedicated their lives to the worship of Capital are known to have lavish lifestyles, and build large luxurious temples to the worship of Capital. These leaders teach that if you pray to Capital, and truly believe with all your heart, you will become wealthy. They also teach that your wealth is only limited by your faith in Capital, or lack thereof. Capital is said to regularly require sacrifices of faith, and will only accept faith sacrifices of money or sacrifices of time spent creating more followers of Capital, for time is money. These sacrifices of faith are required to prove one's belief in Capital. The followers gladly give these offerings to the religious leaders, for they believe their gifts will be returned to them several fold with interest as the offerings given trickle down from blessings given by Capital through the leaders.
==Religious Denominations==
There are many denominations of Capitalism, and each of them compete strenuously for followers, for none can have too much money. There is the church of Dinero, the church of Moola, the church of the Yen, the church of the Almighty Dollar, the church of the Euro, the church of the Rupee, the church of Bitcoin, the church of Ponzi (also known as church of the Pyramid), the church of Wall Street (also known as church of the NYSE and church of the Dow Jones), the church of Designer Brands, the church of the Latest Technology, and more. Each church has different worshiping traditions and monetary policy, but the basics are the same. Many followers of Capital are members of multiple denominations. 
Category:Deities Category:Religious belief and doctrine
Capital City of Nusantara

Capital City of Nusantara (abbreviated as IKN) or just Nusantara is the new capital of Indonesia, designed by Emperor Jokowi. The capital was built in 2019, inaugurated in 2024, and is planned to start operating in 2030.
The capital was originally named Penajam Paser, but was later changed to Nusantara, a Javanese term because Indonesia is indeed dominated by Javanese people. This city is also called Ghost Town or Devil City by the people because its appearance, instead of looking magnificent, looks haunted.
== Origin ==
In 2019, Jokowi saw Jakarta starting to experience overpopulation, he then planned to move the capital to Kalimantan. He decided to name it "Nusantara" which means 'Outer Islands'. Initially, Malaysia did not like this, but Jokowi said that this was his final decision. Jokowi said that he would build it in Kalimantan, because he wanted to see dinosaurs.
Another reason Jokowi chose Kalimantan is because he wants to monitor the tyrants and other corporate tyrants in Kalimantan. In addition, he also wants to verify his blood relationship with Wawan the Ancestor.
=== Development ===
The IKN began construction in 2018, although it was hampered by the virus spread by China, Jokowi managed to build this city on time. In between construction, there was some dissatisfaction regarding the distribution of land here.
==== Funds ====
Jokowi brought in funds mainly from domestic investors, the ghost town of State of Saranjana, and also foreign colonial investors. In addition, some funds have been disbursed from Jokowi's own family wallet.
Nine Dragons, the nine largest economic entities in Indonesia, also funded the construction of ķota which will become the center of power for these nobles.
==== Architecture ====
This city uses Old Indonesian architecture combined with modern architecture. The Hindu-Buddhist touch and Islamic Palace in this city are also part of the "Nusantara architecture" which is used as the mainstay of the city's development.
== Usage ==
The city began to be used in 2024, when Emperor Jokowi led the 79th independence ceremony in Nusantara. Emperor Prabowo, is predicted to be the first Emperor to start working in Nusantara.
== See also ==
* Jakarta
Category:Indonesia
Capitalistic Economy

A capitalistic economy is an economy in which the working class freely give away their money for material goods, where as those that receive the money use them for such philanthropic ventures such as self cleaning SUV's, robot butlers, and women of the night.
=Basics of a capitalistic economy=
==Money Pyramid Scheme==
The pyramid of the money system in a capitalistic economy includes the working class, lower middle class, upper middle class, super middle class, upper class and super ultra class and the untouchables. 
The Untouchables reside on the topmost point in the pyramid while super ultra class and upper class are directly below them. The super middle class is the 4th class down, followed by the upper middle class and the lower middle class. Finally, the pyramides base is the working class.
==Terminology==
There are several colloquial phrases that are assigned to the various classes of the Money Pyramid Scheme. The Super Ultra class is often referred to as "fucking dirty rich", where as the upper class are called "thieves and highwaymen". The middle class is a special class since there are 2 divisions of opposite monetary wealth. The upper middle class are referred to by those who are in the upper middle class as "non-negros" where as the lower middle class refers to them as "brown-noses" and "suburban trash dumpsters". The upper middle class refers to the lower middle class as "wetbacks" and "diaper heads", as well as "sambos","uncle toms", and "people I wouldnt let my daughter near" while the lower middle class refers to themselves as "god-fearing christians" and "patriots" .
The working class are generally referred to as "waste of human genes", "sperm dumpsters", and "society's anus". Working class people have no voice in a capitalistic economy, and thus cannot speak on their behalf.
You cannot speak the names of The Untouchables, lest you be riddled with bullets from an old fashioned Tommy Gun.
==Flow of money==
Generally money flow from the bottom of the pyramid to the top then to government taxes. The rate of flow decreases as the moneys flow up towards the pyramid. The working class provides a paltry ninety-nine percent of income into the flow, where as Super Ultra Class people provide .000000000000001 X 10^-10 percent of their income. There is a correlative relationship between the flow of money and the money received by the government through taxes.
The average lower middle class tax is about 50 percent, where as Super Ultra Class provide 1X10^-infinity percent of their income to government taxes.
===The Capitalistic System and You===
The best thing to do in a capitalistic economy is to become a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. This will afford you the "WASP" tax break as well as the "Whitey's get it easy" income adjusted tax return.
Category:Economics
Capoeria

Capoeira also known as Dance fighting, is a martial arts that combines Breakdancing with fighting, it is basically a form of dance fight, it originates from African Slaves who were forbidden to actually duel, so instead they create a fighting style that would resemble dancing as to not get caught by doing this it looked like they were challenging each other to a dance battle.
==Origins==
Capoeira originate from 16 century Brazil, when it was a Portugese colony, where slaves were bought to endure in harsh labor. Although slaves often outnumbered colonists, rebellions were rare because of the lack of weapons, harsh colonial law, disagreement between slaves coming from different African cultures, and lack of knowledge about the new land and its surroundings. Instead, they use their tribal dance skills applied as a method of survival that was known to slaves. It was a tool with which an escaped slave, completely unequipped, could survive in the wild and face the hunt of the armed and mounted colonial agents who were charged with finding and capturing escapees. Meaning they danced their way out of slavery.
==Concept==
There are 2 types of Capoeira:
*Regular street fighting, a kind of mix of Anything Goes+MMA of the past, which besides the traditional strokes with legs and feet, has numerous variations with hands, bare or using razor, knife, sticks, machetes, bottles, revolvers (strangely, there certain rejection by their more traditional practitioners, regarding automatic pistols) or anything that anyone can put on hands for "non-Christians" purposes; and
*Capoeira for tourists and bored middle class, which consists of dancing while pretending you are fighting or, inversely, fighting while pretending you are dancing. Yeah, this last version doesn't work much. So, Brazilians changed this one for BJJ for sports entertainment and let "capoeira" just as a tourist trap.
==Place in Martial arts==
Capoeria is seen as a show-off fighting style that is meant as a sports entertainment and shows of more of the user's dance skill that their combat skill. The only thing upholding it is it's upredictable moves, which get people pWned by someone flabbering their arms and legs around. Capoeria was defeated by Jiu-Jitsu on many occasion, reason is obvious. However Capoeira still represents Brazil in the martial arts world because it is much more interesting and popular that BJJ.
==In Popular Culture==
Every fighting game has a Capoeirasta, name one that doesn't have one that isn't weapon-based or a licensed game.
==External Links==
*Brazil
*Japanese man discovers Capoeira
*A demonstration
Category:Martial arts
Captain

*Captain America
*Captain Autofellatio
*Captain Beefheart
*Captain Bligh
*Captain Britain
*Captain Canada
*Captain Caveman
*Captain Feathersword
*Captain Hook 
*Captain Irrelevant
*Captain Jack 
*Captain Jack Sparrow
*Captain Janeway
*Captain Kirk
*Captain Marvel
*Captain Morgan
*Captain Oblivious
*Captain Obvious
*Captain Planet
*Captain raccoon
*Captain Selfish
*Captain Slow
*Captain Underpants
*Captain Video
Captain can also refer to: 
*Captain's Log
*A Cap, Tan
 
Category:Titles
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Captain Яidiculous

==Birth and early childhood==
Captain Vzykh Яidiculous was born on February 29, 1980. That day was a Friday, the fifth Friday of February 1980. So his parents decided that his birthday would be celebrated on the fifth Friday of February. His next birthday will be in 2036. He is glad to have so few birthdays because:
birthday parties=brat shit pray die
Yes, this is how commutativity works. Further examples are shown in the section Famous Quotes.
In 1985, Vzykh was sent to the elementary school of Яeversion located in Яhode Island. The main courses were Яape, Яedund, and Яussian. The next year, the police officers found the school. It soon closed down. Then Vzykh moved to The Яuddy Mental Яudimentary School Affiliated to the Great Uncycloversity.
==Becoming a Captain==
Professor Яopf ꟼopf recognized Vzykh's talent on saying funny things. ꟼopf waited until Vzykh was 28. Then Vzykh became a captain.
==The Яeligion==
At age 30, Captain Vzykh Яidiculous found that false sentences could be true. The reasoning:
Sacяed Sentence 1: Sacяed Sentence 2 is false. Sacяed Sentence 2: All false sentences are true. Sacяed Sentence 3: Hence, Sacяed Sentence 2 is true.
The whole point of this Яeligion is to believe Sacяed Sentence 2. Everyone agrees on Sacяed Sentence 1, and Sacяed Sentence 3 is a result of Sacяed Sentence 2. The Яeligion is consistent.
==Famous quotes==
If you add any quotes to this section, remember to also add it to Template:Яandomquote.
===On commutativity===
Occasionally Captain Яidiculous agrees with Captain Obvious.
===On English (puns)===
===On himself===
===On linguistics===
Actually, sometimes Ѧ is raped too. It would look like Ѩ.
===On mathematics===
===On science===
===On you===
==See also==
*Яidiculous
*Яussian
*Uncyclopedia:Usage of Я
Category:Я​
Caption

thumb|center|I am a caption. Here's the second sentence. This is its third sentence. The word "sentence" in the following sentence is the twenty-ninth word; this is the fourth sentence. This is my fifth sentence. Here's the end of the first paragraph.
Usually captions only have a sentence, but, as you can see here, this is already the seventh sentence, and the fifty-third (or so) word total.
The caption will look like this:
Here's the last sentence.
<B>In this beautiful picture you will see how to
make a caption.
The hounorable
author of
this picture is
Someone.
Category:Words
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Capybara Bomb

Do you have an irrational, yet somehow compelling grudge against all of humanity, or even just some sections of it, like France, for example? Perhaps you have a point to make, but writing letters just doesn't cut it, and a big explosion would really help people to get the idea. If this is you, then see a doctor, you mad fucker the Capybara bomb might be just what you need.
==The Bomb==
The Capybara bomb is a surprisingly successful stealth weapon composed of:
# A capybara
# Dynamite
====The animal====
Ah, the capybara, my old friend how you lollop through life, swimming in rivers and snuffling dung, all the while unaware that TERRORISTS! are seeking to use you in their nefarious plans. Never mind. Let's take a closer look at the furry little dope. 
The capybara (Capibarious Capibara) is a semi-aquatic herbivorous animal with a brain the size of a tangerine. Full-grown capybarae reach between 105 and 135 cm (40-55 in) in length. They are peaceful, fun-loving creatures that like dancing and poker. They look like giant guinea pigs. 
Most importantly, however, the average capybara can safely hold up to 7 sticks of dynamite.
====The dynamite====
Any old dynamite will do. Just wash it, shove it in and go.
==Advantages==
# Absolutely no one expects that a capybara is going to explode.
# They are very docile and tolerant animals, and surprisingly so when dynamite is being inserted.
==Practicalities==
Apart from the Capybara, the only animal bombs used by terrorist organisations are cats and giraffes. 
====The cat bomb====
The cat bomb has not been much of a success. Try and shove some dynamite in a cat, and it's likely to go mental, ruin your furniture and then explode prematurely as a result.
====The giraffe bomb====
While the giraffe can hold a lot more dynamite than a capybara, and is generally philosophical about the whole thing, they are unfortunately much harder to smuggle through customs. 
So, my friend, when considering which animal to convert into a bomb, think capybara.
==Uses==
A capybara bomb can be used pretty much anywhere but they are especially useful for TERRORISTS! who hate zoos. The range and damage capabilities of the device are limited to around 1 metre (3.2808399 feet). This is good for blowing up telephone boxes, small cars and litter bins. 
If you want to blow up a really big thing, then you'll need more than one capybara. A whole lorry load of capybarae could probably bring down a Wal-Mart, but if you're stopped for any reason, it's going to be really hard to come up with a sufficiently good reason as to why you are driving a consignment of 500 capybarae with dynamite up their asses, to the Wal-Mart.
category:Mammals
category:Explosives
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Capybaras

===Opener and Summary===
Fatus Rodentus (Capybara) is a cyborg system fitted with the META Advanced AI system. They are brown, relatively short and stubby, and enjoy the water. Capybaras are known to operate around the globe, notably in the Southern Version of America. 
===Development===
Capybaras came to be through the META Artificial Intelligence Weaponization Program. Originally based off of the failed 273 "Super Rodent" genetically engineered body platform. Capybaras were fitted with the codenamed "Facebook Information Stealing Algorithm Thingamabob A.I.". Early trials showed improved observation and information gathering skills, as well as improved recording software. The production model "META Capybara XM-1" proved itself in the "Minion Invasion" incident, where the Moroccan Government used XM-1s to spy on the Minion Mainforce.
===Deployment and use===
The Capybara XM-1 was adopted for use by many nations around the world, it's service life began in 1999 and still continues to this day. It has seen deployment in all recent conflicts of the modern age. 
===Controversy===
-The META Capybara XM-2 was proposed on March 4th, 2012. It featured improved control systems. It was originally designed for civilian observation and spying. This went over very well with the CIA. However, an article from Fox News exposed this use. The XM-2 was discontinued on May 3rd, 2015. 
 
-Stolen Capybara XM-1s were used in 9/11 by Al Qaeda.
 
-Stolen Capybara XM-1s were used by the Minions.
 
-An alarming tendancy to "Pull up" and "Hop out at the afterparty" was noted, causing public panic.
Category:Cute
Category:In-jokes
Carbon footprint

Carbon Footprint is full of bullshit. It is also the way Sherlock Holmes can so masterfully trace a murderer made entirely of carbon. The existence of carbon footprints is all thanks to a drastic increase in carbon emissions caused by; an increase in the amount of effigies of Channel 4 executives burned, people in Scotland, Ireland, Wales smoking outside (before it went into people's lungs but now it is going to the ozone layer)and a sudden increase in the amount of hot air put out by political figures the main culprits being Alex Salmond, leader of the Scottish National Party and the lovable Dick Dastardly of politics, David Cameron.
==What is the government doing==
Well they're talking. In a planning team. About setting up a planning team. To talk about organizing a parliamentary debate about it.
==See also==
*Global warming
*Global cooling
Category:Science