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Radio Free Euroipods

"Welcome to the official "opening" of Radio Free Euroipods, UNcyclopedia's only 24/7 radio station bringing you all the latest news, views and the charts direct to your home...." 
DJ Codey's dolcet tones from the launch of Radio Free Euroipods
Begun as an information and news service for our boys in occupied Eurasia, RFE has expanded and has now received official status as Uncyclopedia's ONLY recognised radio station. Radio Free Euroipods is a private, international communications service not affiliated with any national govenmental agency. Our funding comes directly from donations, charity work and car boot sales.
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Radiology

Radiology is the field of medicine which uses radio waves to create images used for the diagnosis and treatment of diseases. Radiology is a relatively new technology, even though radio waves have existed forever. The practice of radiology includes a wide variety of imaging techniques such as X-rays, ultrasound, computed tomography (CT), nuclear medicine such as including positron emission tomography (PET), and magic resonance imaging (MRI). Much of the technology involved in the field of radiology is believed to be based in God or witchcraft. Radiologists, or those who operate and interpret the images, spend a lot of time looking at pictures (see photo). 
==Main weaknesses==
* Being forced to use one display
* Direct sunlight
* Human interactions
==Notable radiologists==
The most well-known radiologist is Superman, a superhero whose superhuman ability was to see through clothing objects. He was employed and recognized by both the TSA and the Guinness Book of World Records as maintaining the winning record of fastest bag inspector, with 420 bags inspected per minute, thanks to his X-ray vision. His employment by TSA at JFK International Airport lasted for well over a decade. The mechanisms of Superman's abilities were initially discovered by scientists in 2001, following the September 11 terror attacks in Metropolis. Glasses with the same X-ray abilities as Superman were heavily advertised in comic books and sold globally, making billions and billions in profit. Superman was forced to find new employment as a result of both the nationwide distribition of his formerly-special ability and the foreclosure of his residence due to the 2008 housing crisis.
category:Medicine
Ragdoodle

The ragdoodle is a small animal that looks like a flip flop. It was first discovered by Faye on December 3rd 2024 at mArquee 2 in Multiversum, Mortsel, Belgium. Since then multiple variants have been discovered.
This article is incomplete as the animal was only discovered recently
== Taxonomy ==
* Kingdom: Animalia
* Phylum: Chordata
* Class: Mammalia
* Order: Unknown
* Family: Ragdoolidae (unofficial)
* Genus: Ragdoolis
* Species: Ragdoolis multiversus
==Physical Appearance==
The Ragdoodle stands out primarily due to its unusual, flip-flop-like body shape. Its body is flat and broad, resembling a flip flop sandal, with a rounded toe section and straps extending from the sides, which are theorized to have evolved for a unique, yet unidentified, function. The creature's back is adorned with faint, brand-like markings, suggesting that it may have been influenced by cultural elements. These brands include patterns similar to modern footwear logos, which have intrigued researchers, though the actual cause remains a mystery.
One of the Ragdoodle’s most striking features is its large ears, which are oversized relative to its body. These ears are highly sensitive and have been theorized to play a role in the Ragdoodle's communication, possibly allowing it to sense vibrations or sounds over long distances. So far 3 variants have been discovered.
==Behaviour==
Ragdoodles are very passive animals that rarely move or show signs they're alive. This makes them easy prey for small predators like cats. They are herbivores and have been observed grazing on a variety of plants found in the Belgian forests. They typically move in a slow, deliberate manner, using their unique body shape to cover large areas with minimal energy expenditure.
== Habitat ==
Ragdoodles are primarily found in the forests surrounding Mortsel, especially near the Multiversum area. This region, characterized by dense, misty woods, is known for strange occurrences, which some locals attribute to the presence of unknown wildlife species. The Ragdoodle seems to thrive in this environment, with its flat body allowing it to easily blend with the terrain and its large ears helping it avoid predators.
== Discovery ==
The Ragdoodle was discovered in 2024 by Faye near Multiversum, a region in Mortsel, Belgium. The town of Mortsel, known for its proximity to the boundary of a local nature reserve, has been a hotspot for rare and odd wildlife sightings.
== Reproduction ==
The Ragdoodle’s reproductive habits remain largely unknown, as researchers have yet to observe mating behavior in the wild. However, early studies suggest that Ragdoodles may lay eggs, a feature that sets them apart from most mammals. These eggs are small and leathery, with markings that resemble the brand patterns seen on the creature’s back. Further research is ongoing to better understand the Ragdoodle’s life cycle.
Rainforest Cafe

Rainforest Cafe is a chain of themed restaurants mostly located inside of shopping malls across North America. The current brand was founded in 2005, after the original owner, Cha Cha, was arrested for 5 counts of treason and 1 count of drug trafficking. 
== Founding ==
The Яаiиfoяеst Кafe Коmmциist Кlцв was founded in 1955 by George W. Bush, then known as Jorge B. Aliyev, and Cha Cha (the frog mascot), then known as Kha Kha, in Astana, Kazakh SFSR. The RKKK was a very well respected gang on the streets of Kazakhstan, and eventually they caught the eye of Nikita Khrushchev. Khrushchev sent them to the USA as a spy operation, and had them learn how to serve American cuisine. The first location opened in the Mall of America, a small local shopping mall in a suburb somewhere in Noville. However, the business began to become a little too profitable, and Jorge and Cha-Cha forgot their core value of communism. So they started to capitalize on the Rainforest Cafe brand, eventually opening 6 locations in shopping malls around North America. 
== The Fall ==
In 2001, Jorge became president after winning the 2001 Presidential Elections, and as a result, forgot all about his original purpose as a soviet agent. Since Jorge was too busy doing other things, he left the Яаiиfoяеst Кafe Коmmциist Кlцв. Cha Cha couldn't manage the whole operation by himself, and quality started deteriorating inside the restaurants. Customers reported dry and stale food, and their beloved Safari Fries just didn't taste the same anymore. In 2004, Cha Cha was arrested and sentenced to life in prison for smuggling 60 pounds of methamphetamine across the US-Canada border. This move by the US government was challenged by Jean Chretien, who argued that it was more trade for the US and Canada. 
== Now ==
All of the original Rainforest Cafe locations no longer exist, and all the former locations are occupied by a seperate company that also coincidentally has the name Rainforest Cafe. Cha Cha, the original founder of the RKKK, is not serving burgers anymore, instead serving 10 consecutive life sentences.
 Category:Restaurants
Ralph Breaks the Internet

Ralph Breaks the Internet (released November 21, 2018) is the sequel to Wreck-It Ralph, featuring songs from Imagine Dragons (this is why it is rated >9000% on Rotten Potato) and Julia Michaels. It has been described as "the Emoji Movie done a little better than someone who had a few gallons of beer too many".
== Plot ==
The plot of Ralph Breaks the Internet can be divided into two parts: the main plot, and the subplot.
=== Main plot ===
In the main plot of Ralph Breaks the Internet, the titular character and his girlfriend (this isn't explicitly stated in the movie, but we all know it's true, even without CinemaSins bitching about it) hack into an iPad game, which an innocent child is playing. Ralph then proceeds to chuck pancakes at a poor little bunny. How rude.
=== Subplot ===
In the before-credits scene, the controller for the Sugar Rush video game breaks, and the owner of the arcade cannot buy a new controller. The characters of Sugar Rush are then forced to live in the main lobby of the arcade, which doesn't make sense but Disney decided to let its eyes glide past this discrepancy, so why shouldn't we? Ralph and Vanellope then decide to enter the Internet and buy a new one themselves, despite not knowing how to use money or even Bitcoin. They then get it and a bunch of rainbow unicorns fly across the sky... What's that? They... didn't get it? OH SHOOT I'VE BEEN EXPOSED
== AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ==
OH GOD I WAS EXPOSED I NEVER ACTUALLY WATCHED THE MOVIE NOOO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
category:Films
category:Disasters
category:Internet
Ramayana

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For <choose><option weight=15>the religious among us who choose to believe lies the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have</option></choose> an article about Ramayana.
Its main character, Rama, is considered the avatar of Lord Vishnu, the protector of universe and he is also supposedly one among the million Hindu vedic deities, thus actually being one in a million.
==Beginnings==
So, Rama had, a kingdom named Ayodhya and people liked him because he did good things. But, his 3rd Mom was influenced by her maid, and she persuade her husband to send Rama , to the forest. Since he was going for 14 years he decided to go with his brother, Laxshmana and his wife, Sita to accompany him.
==The Forest==
Now Dude, the forest was really scary shit... really man...they had monkeys and devils and shit like that all over the place. But this dude, Rama, kicked with darts and bows and arrows and poked them in places you can't imagine... so it was fine.
But then some bad and gangsta boys, with some jerk called Ravan, pick up his babe (Sita) and take her away to his hood (actually a nice sprawling condo in Lanka). And boy was our man (and also his bro, Laxman) pissed like bloody hell..... all the big gods were with him.
==The WAR==
So, Rama and his bro get an army of monkeys. Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys to kick ass or hold bows and darts... just go along with me, OK? So, like, Rama, Laxman, and the monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood on his own land.
So all's well that end's well? Nope. Our hero, Rama, wants to ensure that his girl's clean after her long stay with the citizens of Lanka. So he makes her go through a fire so that she's nice and disinfected... Dude don't ask me how she survived or why the fire didn't burn her... I'm merely telling you what happened, the way people have been doing it for years. OK, coming back to the story, with his girl nice and disinfected the Rama guy, along with his savage hordes of baboons, decides to call it a day and comes back home.
==Return Home==
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest...and anyways...it gets kinda boring, you know...no TV or malls or whores and sh*t like that available in the jungle. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home...and when the people realize that our dude, his bro, and the wife are back home...they thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and sh*t...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was a pretty coooooooooool thing...you know with all those fireworks and nothing
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Ramen

Ramen (ラーメン rāmenRamen is Japanese for "Smiling Snake," and is often exported as a joke to the backwards, bison-clubbing west.) is a 2001 Japanese film co-written, edited, and directed by Akira Kurosawa. It was the third in a trilogy of motion pictures produced and directed by Kurosawa about the diets of famous Japanese warrior kings, or "shotguns." The trilogy garnered much critical acclaim, but was greeted with indifference by movie audiences, who complained that there was "not enough meat" to the stories - particularly in mainland China.
The story centers around a warrior named Toshiro Mifune, who plans to embark on a journey of bloody revenge to kill the four warrior kings in neighboring kingdoms because they slaughtered his only son and heir. So far, so good, right? But before Mifune leaves on his journey, he decides he must fortify himself with a large feast.
At this point, the story turns into a highly detailed and historically accurate account of the warrior's feast, which consists primarily of noodles cooked in a mild vegetable broth. Occasionally, there is a tiny piece of shrimp, fish sperm, or chicken thrown into the soup, but most of the time it's just salt, miso, or some MSG.
During the meal, the warrior's lieutenants passionately attempt to dissuade the warrior from seeking revenge, but their arguments are lost among all the eating and noodle slurping. This scene takes place over the better part of an hour, as the scene was filmed according to the Ramen Ceremony of the Holy Order of Ramen.
Critics regarded "Ramen" as a "tour de force," pointing out that the eating and digesting the noodles was strikingly symbolic of Mifune's desire to "consume" his enemies, and that the triumph of food over armed conflict was touching and deeply felt. To their credit, audiences left the theaters hungry for more, and concession sales accounted for nearly half of the movie's overall profits.
This movie sold best at stinky Amurkan “colleges”, due to the popularity of cheap, beige “ramen” aimed at greasy fat Murican kids.
==Notes==
==See Also==
* The Seven Samurai
* Eggrolls
* Blade Runner
* Flying Spaghetti Monster
* Monosodium glutamate
* VeggieTales
* China
Category:Japanese films
Category:Food
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he:ראמן
ja:ラーメン
zh:拉面
Ramsbottom, England

Ramsbottom is a town in Northern England, United Kingdom. It is one of many amusingly named small towns in a country world-renowned for its eccentric behaviour and rain. The town's traditional name, "Slammanarse", was changed due to the worsening creation of jokes. This backfired when the district of "Upper Ramsbottom" was created.
It's major commerce consists of hospital fees, mostly from the kids from Notting Gayatal coming into town and punishing the poor kids of Ramsbottom. 
== True Testimonials ==
 
Still, many chafe at the incessant jokes about their town's name. A fey city fellow in a pub might get started: "What's the last thing through Ramsgate? Ramsbottom!" The locals grumble, with a dangerous glint in their drunken, heavily made-up eyes. "What was Oscar Wilde's favourite sport? Ramsbottom!"
The London chappie is usually discovered in a drainage ditch five days later with a badger stuffed down his lungs.
==See also==
* Twatt, Scotland
* The asshole of the world
==External links==
* You thought this was a joke, right?
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category:Towns in England
Random Insanity/cures

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<option weight="1">At this time, there is no known cure. The rest of a person’s life with this condition is likely to be short and painful.</option>
<option weight="1">While no cures are currently known for this ailment, some have speculated that a complete craniatomy may offer the patient significant relief from their condition.</option>
<option weight="1">Fortunately for those people afflicted, this disease is easily curable. They should seek a consultation with their psychologist as well as their surgeon to ensure that payment will be available.</option>
<option weight="1">Luckily, this disease has not been seen for over one hundred years. As it was often fatal, those who manifest these symptoms can be expected to die within one to two weeks.</option>
<option weight="1">While severe and debilitating, this condition is rarely fatal unless the sufferer unknowingly consumes wheat products, or comes into contact with any food containing riboflavin.</option>
<option weight="1">While severe and debilitating, this condition in and of itself is rarely fatal. Unfortunately, as it is incurable and untreatable, most sufferers find their lives a living hell and commit suicide within ten years of diagnosis.</option>
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Random Insanity/description

Random Insanity 
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<option weight="1">is a period of intense fear or discomfort, typically with an abrupt onset and usually lasting no more than thirty minutes.</option>
<option weight="1">is a set of brain disorders including Intermittent Explosive Disorder (hot-headedness), Kleptomania (stealing), Pathological Gambling, Pyromania (fire-starting) and Trichotillomania (pulling one’s hair out).</option>
<option weight="1">is a very severe psychiatric and medical condition.</option>
<option weight="1">is the current name of the condition formerly listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders as Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD) and Multiple Personality Syndrome (MPS).</option>
<option weight="1">is a psychological state in which the individual believes him/herself to be a computer operator.</option>
<option weight="1">is often used by laymen to describe a sudden and acute attack of mental illness.</option>
<option weight="1">refers to depression or anxiety disorder in a previously outwardly healthy person.</option>
<option weight="1">is usually used to describe excessive concern about one’s mental state or the mental state of others.</option>
<option weight="1">refers to extreme feelings of affection for one’s self, a high need for admiration, and constant self-love. Narcissistic personality disorder can be considered to be a pathological form of this disease.</option>
<option weight="1">is a personality disorder characterised by extreme mood swings, flawed emotional reasoning, disrupted relationships and difficulty in functioning without constant reassurance.</option>
<option weight="1">is a condition characterized by an obsession with the practice of law, medicine, or computer programming.</option>
<option weight="1">is a severe mental state where one is incapacitated in stressful situations.</option>
<option weight="1">is a mental condition characterized by discomfort around homosexuals.</option>
<option weight="1">is a condition characterized by continual thoughts of sex or food.</option>
<option weight="1">is a rare affliction. Sufferers from this disorder have continual thoughts about politics.</option>
<option weight="1">is a psychological condition characterized by an obsession with scissors.</option>
<option weight="1">is a severe mental condition. Those suffering from this affliction tend to be obsessed with cats.</option>
<option weight="1">is a mental disorder characterized by the compulsion to perform Google searches.</option>
<option weight="1">is a compulsion to run for elected office on a repeated basis.</option>
<option weight="1">is a condition where one votes Republican.</option>
<option weight="1">is a condition characterized by the use of incorrect grammar in office communications.</option>
<option weight="1">is a severe mental disorder whose major symptom includes a belief in the veracity of the Fox News Channel.</option>
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Random Insanity/name

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<option weight="1">Acquired</option>
<option weight="1">Acute</option>
<option weight="1">Affective</option>
<option weight="1">Aggressive</option>
<option weight="1">Antisocial</option>
<option weight="1">Attention</option>
<option weight="1">Avian</option>
<option weight="1">Bipolar</option>
<option weight="1">Borderline</option>
<option weight="1">Chemically-Induced</option>
<option weight="1">Childhood</option>
<option weight="1">Chronic</option>
<option weight="1">Compulsive</option>
<option weight="1">Creutzfeldt-Jakob</option>
<option weight="1">Dissociative</option>
<option weight="1">Excessive</option>
<option weight="1">Extreme</option>
<option weight="1">Formal</option>
<option weight="1">Functional</option>
<option weight="1">Global</option>
<option weight="1">Hereditary</option>
<option weight="1">Induced</option>
<option weight="1">Malignant</option>
<option weight="1">Malingering</option>
<option weight="1">Mental</option>
<option weight="1">Messianic</option>
<option weight="1">Multiple</option>
<option weight="1">Munchhausen </option>
<option weight="1">Obsessive</option>
<option weight="1">Passive</option>
<option weight="1">Passive-Aggressive</option>
<option weight="1">Pathological</option>
<option weight="1">Post-Traumatic</option>
<option weight="1">Schizoid</option>
<option weight="1">Semi-Autonomous</option>
<option weight="1">Sexual</option>
<option weight="1">Social</option>
<option weight="1">Spastic</option>
<option weight="1">Sporadic</option>
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<option weight="1">Alcoholic</option>
<option weight="1">Catatonic</option>
<option weight="1">Control</option>
<option weight="1">Deficit</option>
<option weight="1">Delusion</option>
<option weight="1">Depression</option>
<option weight="1">Disfunction</option>
<option weight="1">Emphysemic</option>
<option weight="1">Identity</option>
<option weight="1">Mania</option>
<option weight="1">Narcissism</option>
<option weight="1">Nervous</option>
<option weight="1">Panic</option>
<option weight="1">Paranoia</option>
<option weight="1">Personality</option>
<option weight="1">Respiratory</option>
<option weight="1">Thought</option>
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<option weight="1">Anxiety</option>
<option weight="1">Attack</option>
<option weight="1">Complex </option>
<option weight="1">Disorder </option>
<option weight="1">Distress </option>
<option weight="1">Phobia</option>
<option weight="1">Psychosis </option>
<option weight="1">Syndrome</option>
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