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Only a Spoonful

It was a day like any other, I just got off from work and was shopping for groceries, I was craving some ice cream that day so I bought some.
Ben And Jerrys Rocky Road, my favorite. After buying everything I drove home and was putting away everything and then only the ice cream remained I put the ice cream in the fridge so I could eat it later as a snack or for desert. Until. It happened. As soon as I put the ice cream in the fridge I felt a dark presence overtake me. A sharp feeling of dread and misery in the air. It was so quiet that I could hear my own heartbeat. Then, I felt it. Behind me, was King Bach himself. I froze in fear unable to move until he slowly approached my fridge he opened it, then. He spoke those cursed words: "Hey Doc, Can I get some ice cream?". Unable to control my movements I unwillingly said: "Only a spoonful". Then on his face grew the most twisted and smug smile on his face, a face of satisfaction and accomplishment. He then pulled from the void itself.
A Comically Large Spoon.
I was shaking and crying as I stood there in fear as he stole my ice cream and put it on his spoon as he faded away into the thick dark fog that surrounded the kitchen. The sharp pain and agony in the air cut short and everything was back to normal, I then realized, I survived The Trial. A Trial that decides the fate of your life, at that moment, any wrong or sudden movement would've ended in me being vaporized into nothing. I drop to the floor shaking and sobbing from fear and relief, knowing I Survived King Bach's Ice Cream Trial.
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Oobi Haunt

One tiem, I be in my bed and watched The Wiggles VCR speakle, the end. I want more movie, so I get up and look in the attic for my VCR. I see box called Oobi, I open. Inside is VCR called Oobi is Haunt. I say no, and put it in VCR in my room. I watch, Oobi comes on screen and I smil, Oobi is family friendly. I watch, and suddenlyl, Oobi kill other hand. I cry and crap in diapey. I call for mom, but am 27 and live in apartment. Oobi kall more hand, oobi look at me from scneen, am scare, I cry and poopy more. What is Oobi doing, this is not G-rate. I run to bathroom, Oobi comes in, out of screen, he chase. I run in bathroom and look door. I change my dipare, am scare again. I find it my razor and cut, listening to linkin, dog pookie, crawling in my skin, and it ands doesn't matter. Oobi scratches on door, I cry, grab my fursuit and hug it because I am going to be kill. Oobi open door, I screm, Oobi says funny word and kill me. The end.
5 days later, Nicholi Beck writes a song about Oobi and die 2. RIP Adelia Rose. Le fin.
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Open Chest Disease

The following Journal Entries, Blogs, and Stories depict the 9-day crisis of the open chest disease.
Day 1, September 23
Excerpt from Anonymous Nurses business letter, written at about 9:48 AM
Dear Dr. Palawas,
Our new patient had symptoms we had seen nothing of before. His chest was completely opened, you could see all the organs, still pumping and physically intact. It seems as if his ribcage just parted and released the tissue, but even more disturbing, the man said it felt absolutely painless. We stabilized his heartbeat and temperature, so most of the shock is brought down. Attached is his description of what happened this morning:
"I woke up in the morning, and even with my shirt on, my chest felt unusually more cold than usual. I looked down, and my whole shirt was just red. I jumped at the sight, so I walked into the bathroom to take it off. When I looked at my upper body, I saw a massive parting and I (gibberish speech) the intestine was...still pumping...and..."
That was all we could get out of him before he died. Pretty much heart exploded, spraying blood on our ER occupents. They are currently still undergoing the decontamination process. Something is seriously wrong here.
(ANONYMOUS)
Dr Palawas's Response, written at about 12:04 AM
Yes, news has gotten around town pretty quickly about this strange phenomena. I had some of the lab boys check for any known viruses, and they actually found abnormal oxygen deprivision in the bloodstream. Whatever he got apparently utilised some type on natural anesthetic. Possibly a parasite's way of decreasing awareness and panick. This is a virus, no doubt about it.
Heres basically what we know so far:
-breaks down bone cells and loosens tissue, possibly what caused the opening of the chest.
Its been hours, this could very well be some rare form of plague, because no other medical records similair to this incident has been confirmed yet. I'll run some more test tomorrow.
{END OF DAY 1}
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Operating Systems

The Mac is an majestic tower at sunset, hoarding scarlet from the setting sun. No apertures mar its austere beauty, and clouds of birds spiral around it, falling upward like scattering leaves.
Windows is an aging geisha with honeyed lips and lilac tongue, whispering her delights to you with hushed voice a melody of clear song. She coyly blinks as if you were her first, but many before have discovered the secrets that lie beneath her kimono.
Linux is a sheet of ice at the bottom of a jade vase. It is a whisper between the chirpings of crickets. It is the sunlight behind a gauzy cloud. It is a pearl nestled in the snow.
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Operation: All Over

As the rebel commander and his team breached the door on the containment unit, a disturbing, gory scene lay in front of them. All of the U.S. soldiers were laying on the ground, ripped apart. The commander ordered two of his men to search the bodies. The other three were ordered to search the rest of the bunker for whatever caused this. One of the men yelled to the commander, "I've found a tape recorder sir." He tossed it over to the commander.
(Tape Recorder starts to play.)
"5/23/47 This is Lieutenant Simmons, we are attempting to fix our teleporter."
"Chhhhhhrrrr" Then the tape cut off. As the commander walked around the base for a while, he for large claw marks in the metal walls. He and his team were starting to be paranoid. Then the screeching started, they could hear it throughout the bunker. At first it wasn’t so loud, the it got higher pitched and louder. Sgt. MacMarani started to go deaf in his right ear.
“Sir...I...I found a video camera.” The commander snatched the old video camera out of the soldier’s hand.
A grainy video started to play, “OK, let’s cross the wires and start this thing up.”
A purple light blinded the camera for a moment. Then you could see something in the corner of the camera, like a small black figure. Then another flash of purple from the corner of the camera.
“OK Simmons, the teleporters are active.”
Then A man walks through the door pulls it shut and opens fire on everyone except Simmons and the lead scientist.
“You two are going to let me try that teleporter.”
“Right?”
Simmons agrees and lets him try. Once he come out he started to mutate. The large claws were the worst, the eyes went blank and he started to screech. The camera fell to the ground, then Simmons pulled the rifle off of his back and started to shoot it. The scientist tried to open the door, they were both viciously slaughtered. The creature jumped through the glass wind and killed the rest of the soldiers in the base. The creature escaped the bunker unharmed. The whereabouts of the “Fork Foot” are still unknown.
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Operation "Heartthrob"

First off, I would like to apologize for all the pain and suffering I've caused to others. I know that my actions have lead to unspeakable horrors, I just wish God can have mercy on my soul. I was a genetic doctor working on Operation "Heartthrob". It was supposed to monetize younger female audiences by genetically splicing togethor the genes of "attractive males" to create a new person. We should never had tried to screw with nature... our first experiment went awfully wrong. Don't get me wrong it was a complete success but the boy we created was an abomination. We called him Bieber, due to the fact that he had buck teeth like a beaver. He would always sing in his high pitched voice driving some male doctors to committing suicide. The female staff had to be removed for the project as they had aneurisms from screeching at the top at excitement over seeing him.
We could take it no more. Project "Bieber" was posing physical and mental threats to staff personnel. We attempted to euthanize Bieber but he started singing loudly causing doctors to bleed from their ears. As we scrambled for ear protection the Disney Insurgency broke in and stole our research. Mickey Mouse attempted to kidnap Justin just as they had done to Project "Jonas Brothers" . Bieber was able to escape from the Disney Insurgency to the forest where he was raised by music producers until he became the abomination he is now. We should have never attempted this project, but I needed money. The money wasn't worth it. Nothing is worth Justin Bieber being in this world. The Disney Insurgency sold our research to evil music producers who made another boy band atrocity known as "One Direction". May God have mercy on my soul but I cannot live with this guilt anymore. Goodbye cruel world...
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Oprah Unaired Episode

It started off normal. PATRIXX was her guest. Immediately, he pulled down his pants and the nastiest sound erupted from his anus. He spread his buttcheeks, and howled. The screen cut to static, and I still hear operas of farts in my nightmares.
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Category:EVIL PATRIXXX
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Orange.avi

I work for a company that makes cereal commercials. We worked on all kinds of commercials, I loved making kids' breakfast even better. So, I was finishing up a commercial and decided to view it. I opened up my office computer and went to Windows Media Player. I found that my file was replaced by a file named "Orange.avi", and the description was changed to "EVERY DAY IS SATURDAY.", I was freaked out and decided to view it. It loaded with a title card, which was odd because commercials don't have title cards like TV shows do.
"ORANGE", it read. It showed a boy dragging a suitcase, he meets up with Sully (Coco Puffs), Chip (Cookie Crisp), and the Trix Rabbit (Trix cereal). The boy asked if they can make it Saturday, and they ask what day it was. The boy replies "Wednesday", and that makes Chip mad that it was Wednesday and then it cuts to a buff Chip destroying buildings. The boy then says that Wednesday is fine, a CGI Orange breaks in and says "FUCK YOU, SATURDAY IS BETTER THAN FUCKING WEDNESDAY!!!" and takes out a large CGI gun and shoots the boy. Blood and Brain matter splattered everywhere as Sully, Chip, and the Trix Rabbit look in shock. "DO YOU THINK SATURDAY IS BETTER?!" asks the Orange creature. "I guess I have to agree with the kid, Wednesday is b-" just as Chip said half of his sentence, the Orange shot Chip in the chest and then launched a bomb-like bullet into Chip's butt.
His butt blew up, causing an amount of blood, bones, and skin to fly everywhere. "Who's Next?" says the Orange, in a sexual like tone. Sully and the Trix Rabbit started to run away, but the Orange runs after them. I was hungry so I decided to get some pretzel sticks, as I walked away I could hear Sully and Trix Rabbit screaming for mercy but got killed instead by the Orange. That's when I met 'it'...
"Why eat pretzels, when you can eat some oranges?"
I turned around, I suddenly gasped at what I saw. Standing right in front of me...with that creepy stare...was the orange... It handed me an orange, but I said "I WANT MY FUCKING PRETZELS!" and slapped the orange out of his hand, big mistake. I knew I fucked up.
Hard. It took out a shotgun and said "FUCK YOU, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KILL YOU!!", and shot me, and that's how I died...
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Orange Juice

This is a story I long kept to myself, but I decided it would be okay to post it, to share with all of you.
I had been driving from Seattle on I-5, trying to get home. I was shopping all day for my family, so I was exhausted. My phone began to ring, my friend Kaden was calling me. I picked up the phone and he reminded me I had to stop at the store, the little one that was right up my street. I followed his instruction and eventually got to the store.
Everything seemed pretty normal, until I noticed the store was running out of stock on just about everything. I looked for the woman who ran the place, and she said that the store was fully stocked, they just never sold much. What did my friend want me to get? I had forgotten... so I grabbed the nearest thing to me and bought it, 25 dollars well spent.
I drove home and Kaden was shocked with what I had bought because it was dripping all over the floor. His face was contorted into a look of disgust...
"What's wrong with 3 gallons of Orange Juice?" I thought to myself...
I went to put it in the fridge in the kitchen and saw that the fridge was full of rats and bloodied tampons.
"What's happening???" I screamed to Kaden, and he had fallen dead at the door.
I wasn't home, I had died from answering my phone and drinking orange juice while driving on the freeway.
My head stone reads as follows: "BEWARE THE DANGERS OF ORANGE JUICE"
The end.
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Orangeknightguy 2: The Other Breed

OMGEE SO TODAY I MADE POKEMON ORANGE 2 TO DA CREEPYPASTA WIKI AND FURBEARINGBRICK TOLD ME TO REMOVE IT AND NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE A WIKI WHERE IT SAYS ADMINS ARE STOOPID AND I WILL DESTROY FURBEARINGBRICK AND HE WILL DIE BY MY STUPID GRAMMAR, MY SHITTY STORY TELLING, AND MY BULLFUCK PLANS THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. I WILL BAN HIM FOR GOOD FOR POKEMON ORANGE 2 IS AWESOME AND I WILL- *gets shot with a gun*
"Not today" Furbearingbrick said.
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Ordalia's Poem Circus

Flesh falls off rotting faces
Faces are rotting from horrible tests
Acid thrown freely on our bodies
Mutants roam freely about
Death is a mercy
Mercy never comes
He won't kill us
We want to kill him
You laugh at our freakish faces
We scream at your freakish souls
You'll never feel the pain of this torture
We'll never feel the love of a family
We want a new home
Our home is a prison
We want a new father
Our father is evil
Our father is the ringmaster
Circus #4
Do you want to see the show?
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Order & Chaos

Before there was only The Plains, a perfect balance of what is now called the Corruption, Hallow, & the Forest. Until "He" arrived, feeding lies onto both sides. Then the creatures formed sides, a bizarre mystic grassland known as The Hallow, a tainted plague filled valley known as The Corruption, & The Forest in the middle of it all.
A Golem known as "Clockwork" then made Citadel, a giant Golem made of a castle. Citadel created Antibodies to keep the Ruler of Disaster at bay. The Antibodies then detonated inside of a barrier releasing souls into it, however the resulting mass of power distorted the wall & gave it life creating a breathing Mass of Flesh. Hopefully someone doesn't break the seal returning the Ruler of Disaster to the world...
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Origin of a Gengar

There once was a human named Satomi Blumenthal. She had medium-length black and slightly wavy hair with bangs that were sideswept so they didn't get in her eyes. She had light skin and olive green eyes. Her mother was Japanese, but she was raised in America with an English-speaking father. She spoke fluent English, and was only somewhat good at speaking Japanese (sometimes it sounded like Google Translate translating from English to Japanese). She was a pretty lonely and introverted kid growing up, and would usually befriend those she could relate to the most. 
At the beginning of her Freshman year of college, she befriended a few girls. While they weren't the kind of people who were completely the type of people in her comfort zone, she tried her best to be less of a loner. A few months passed by, and those girls grew tired of her. They used her mostly for minor errands and favors, and mild comedic relief (their sense of humor didn't even really match up with Satomi's, and they would sometimes use her cheap puns as an excuse to call her a pathetic comedian behind her back). Their deceit went as far as telling her to go buy them take-out at an expensive restaurant near the college campus only to run into trouble when the money they provided wasn't enough to pay for the meal. The look of disappointment on Satomi's face as she walked back out would send them into a fit of chortles. 
Their laughter came to an abrupt end when a man who saw Satomi walk into that expensive restaurant mugged her for her money with a large knife when she walked back out. The man didn't believe the fact that it was all she had when she forked the cash over. He went ballistic and stabbed her repeatedly in the back when she tried to run away, calling her a liar as he went into an uncontrollable rage. When the police arrived, they found the body of a 20-year-old woman lying on the sidewalk with 9 stab wounds in her back.
A few weeks later, each of those girls went missing one by one. Investigators found that the dormitories their bodies were found in had an unusually cold temperature throughout the entire room. Their clothing would have precisely 9 tears around random parts of the back, but the skin appeared untouched. Their killer was never found.
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Original Character "Jeannine the Killer" DO NOT STEAL!

Jeannine was Jeff's little sister who was born before he killed his parents. She was born with a disease that made her eyes purple and pink... She was sent to an orphanage and adopted by her new parents. They kept Jeff a secret until she was 10, when she read about him. She was super angry that her parents would hide that from her, so she decided to become like Jeff by bleaching her skin and cutting her mouth. She then killed her parents with a knife and used their blood to dye her shirt with the words "I <3 Jeff" in honor of Jeff. She then went on a long journey to find her long lost big brother, killing anyone who got in the way. Soon, she found him, and she told him who she was. Jeff didn't recognize her at first, but then he saw her eyes and remembered because he had seen her when she was first born and recognized her strange purple and pink eyes. He told her that he would take care of her and would allow her to join him on his killings. She was super happy about this, and she went along every day to help him kill his victims. 
Yes, she is 10, and yes, she can kill adults. SO WHAT! She's related to Jeff, so she's a strong as him of course! IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!!! >:(
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Category:Satire
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Original Pilot of Spongebob Squarepants

I was 13 at the time an the year was 1998 Nickelodeon announced there were makeing a new series.
1 year later I was 14 I decided to make my own judgments so I started watching adult channels. I watched family guy, the etc. That same year I experienced something that I never knew about. I'll tell you my story.
On April 16, 1999 at 8:00 pm I watched that adult channel its called Fox Family Guy came on I decided to watch it. I looked at the guide menu to see that new show spongebob squarepants was gonna be on. It supposed to air on May 3 I thought must be an early airing. It was 8:30 pm now it had a TV-MA-V rating ok this is getting wierd the intro was about a captain saying some words then the episode began.
It was called Spongebobs Job but the title card had a way different design. It started out with spongebob saying: Todays the day! In a happy voice he walks out of his pineapple house and says to squidward. Today's the day!! What day? Squidward. Spongebob said nothing after that it cut to the krusty krab Squidward said: what the hell do you want sir. I was shocked of what Squidward said that then the guy said: The Bloody Patty. 
Things went silent Mr.krabs came in and said come here to the guy he said OK. Then it cut to the kitchen spongebob was cooking patty's then Mr.krabs put the guy in the kitchen spongebob looked at him in a creepy way. He said want a bloody Patty? He got out a chainsaw by this point I was creeped out spongebob laughed and then it went black for a second this part scared the crap out of me.
Spongebob jumped on the guy and you could hear chainsaw noises you could see blood splatter everywhere then he put the guys organs on the Patty and said order up. It showed spongebob staring at the screen the he said Your next the episode ended. The next day I called Nickelodeon they said this episode was never never never never never ever was supposed to be aired they felt bad so they sent me the full season 1 DVD of spongebob squarepants.
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