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Cluny.avi

Okay, so you know that strange little kids show called Redwall? Based on the books by Brian Jacques? Well, there's a scene from the Tv series which they never aired because it was too sad and unsettling.
It started with Cluny the Scourge, the main antagonist, lying in his bed looking very sad. I mean, it wasn't a cartoon sadness, but a look of genuine melancholy. He whimpered softly, then closed his eye and went to sleep. The screen slowly faded to black, and when it did, people stopped watching, assuming it was over and the animators had just done a small test animation which turned out to be slightly weird.
But when I found the strange clip on youtube, it turned out that after Cluny shut his eye, the screen went black for about 4 minutes, before the sound of voices could be heard, chanting "Cluny, Cluny, Cluny!" over and over again. The voices started out sounding friendly and encouraging, but slowly became scary and demonic. The picture cam back, and it showed Cluny running down a dark alleyway, with all these awful figures chasing him. They were hyper realistic, like they'd been photoshopped into the cartoon.
Then, I realized something. These people were some of the most hated humans in history, like Mussolini, Ted Bundy, and I even saw Hitler among them! Cluny was running away from them with a look of insane horror on his face. Suddenly, a serial killer appeared in front of him. "You're just as bad as us, Cluny," he growled. "Join us," then, he stabbed Cluny in the stomach, killing him. A girl's voice screamed. "DADDY!" and the shot changed to the sight of Cluny, lying on the floor beside his bed, having committed suicide by stabbing himself just like the killer had.
Some text came up on the screen, reading: "The nightmare killed him." Then, the episode ended. If you ever find Cluny.avi, don't view it, just get rid of it. Before it gets rid of you.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:TELAVISHUN
Category:Suicide
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:File Extensions
Clyde's book of slightly scary takes of South park

Clyde: "you've seen plenty of "creepypastas" haven't you? Squidward's suicide,Jeff the killer,slenderman,all of that. But,I found something that I'm sure will.....uh....[checks script] ......scare you...bad... *ahem* I'll be sure to get that right later,but for now,let's start with a story based on a girl too shy for her own good.....
Samantha himitsu: [gasp] oh my god!! That doll looks just like me!!.....uh....kinda weird....but cute nontheless!!
Store owner: "hi! Welcome to dolls and balls. How many I help you today?"
Samantha: "how much is that doll over there? [She points to the doll]
Store owner:"hmm.....I don't really think you're fit for a doll like that...the last person to buy my "special dolls",they went crazy,saying that a black boo was his best friend. Gotta admit,he had a pretty charming Australian accent.."
Samantha:"...oh.....uh...I'm sure I'll handle it. It's just a doll."
Samantha:" thank you!!"
Samantha: "ok..uh...I'll just name you later. I'm gonna go get something to drink!"
Samantha: "hmm...."
Samantha: "actually,I think I'll make a smoothie"
The doll,getting up from the counter: "no......mine.......
Samantha:woah! Jeez,you scared me,little doll! .
Samantha:oh,no little doll. This knife is much too sharp. You'll cut yourself. 
Samantha:...uh.......hello...?
Samantha:AHHHH!!!!
Samantha: "oh god! Oh god! Oh god!"
Samantha:come on...please answer.....
Phone: "hey samantha! Or whoever's calling me. This is my voice mail! Pretty cool right? Uh...leave a voicemail and I'll reach you at some point." * beep*
Samantha: "oh...."
the doll:" twin....... "
Samantha,gasping for breathe: "huff....puff......god....dolls.....taste horrible....how do dogs maul them....-
Samantha:"oh yes.....now I'm all.....dolled up..."
Clyde: "and now...the poor girl is now forced to haunt her friends,as the doll will forever control her. The end."
Clyde: "hope you had fun with me. I'll be sure to tell more stories soon. Goodbye for now. I'm having taco for dinner."
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Coal

The front door slammed downstairs, awaking me with a start. 3:24 AM? Who the hell is slamming my door at this time? As I walk downstairs slowly, I hold my breath.
Hopefully this is just a vivid dream, or a false alarm. I hear what sounds like plastic bags rustling in the living room. I then hear the painful sound of chomping: a huge set of teeth biting into something. I can't make out what it is.
I quickly peek into the room. It's total darkness except for the strand of colorful Christmas lights.
All I see is a large red creature standing in front of the tree, holding a sack of who the hell knows. It turns around and notices me, and lets out, in a blood-chilling voice: "You're getting coal for Christmas".
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Coca-Cola Really Isn't Good For You

Please be careful about how much soda you drink.
Soda can melt the roofs of cars; it's like some sort of drinkable acid that doesn't kill you... right away.
Yet, it's super popular and sold in millions of stores all over the globe.
Of course, it rots your teeth, makes you fat, and ensures that it'll be harder for you to get dates.
Unicorns who drink soda die instantly... yet we allow bronies to endure those deaths.
Really, now... how can you still drink soda knowing all this!?
Everyone knows that we don't know all of the ingredients in coke, and if we did we would suffer anxiety and never drink it again.
Nevertheless, the government won't intervene in this silent mass homicide.
Evil corporate executive managing the Coca-Cola Company and its hideous ways exclaims "Excellent, Smithers!".
Xylophones.
Try reading the first letter of each paragraph.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Shortpasta
Cock Inspection Copypasta

So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence.
This should serve as a warning for you all: Cock inspection is NOT required at the vaccination sites! Don't be tricked like me!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Cockfighting

My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep.
I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed.
What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
Category:NSFW
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Cockroach Conspiracy

A lot has been said about cockroaches. It has been stated that if there was a nuclear war, we would all die--ehr, assuming you're a human, I'm not, but whatever, so i guess it's not a we, LOL!!!--but the cockroaches would live on for billions of years. They may even evolve kind of sort of the way people have, forming cockroach monarchies with cockroach kings and queens (Cockroach Queen Latifah!), opening up cockroach Papa John's that are advertised by cockroach quarterbacks, enjoying cockroach drum & bass music while smoking cockroach purp, watching cockroach versions of Spongebob and writing cockroach horror stories about cockroach Squidward committing cockroach suicide. Bottom line is, cockroaches have more legs than people, and people are intimidated by them. Also, cockroaches eat your food and made your girlfriend leave you. Cockroaches in your bed. :c}P
But enough of this chit-chat. I assume you get it now. You humans should feel guilty! Stop stomping on us, pls.
I am the cockroach! GOO GOO G'JOOB!
P.S. Cockroaches evolved from human penises, hence the name. BTW, I'm not actually a cockroach.
"That just raises more questions!"
... The end.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Rants
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Cockroaches

"Yuck."
"I mean, just... Yuck!"
"Those pesky creeps, yuck! So annoying! So insignificant and disgusting, yuck! Disgusting, yes, so disgusting! Yuck! Just who do they think they are?! They are here and there, lurking everywhere! So disgusting! Disgusting, yes, aren't they? Yes, they are, disgusting and ugly. Ugly and disrespectful, yes. Messing with what isn't theirs, those damn creeps! And they multiply like crazy, they are everywhere now! Everywhere, yes! They get into our homes all the time, and they devour everything! Those pesky monsters! Infesting our world! Monsters!"
"And they are so insignificant, it's disgusting! Just who do they think they are? Disgusting and insignificant and ugly! Just because they are big, who do they think they are?! Who do they think they are?!?! I'll tell you who they think they are, yes, I'll tell you: they think they are the owners of everything! Disgusting, yes, I know! Disrespectful and disgusting, yes, I agree! So disgusting, those creeps! Yuck! And their nests! Ugliest things ever! And they get bigger and bigger, so horrid, so disgusting! It gives me the chills, yes!"
"So disgusting, thankfully, we are lucky! So insignificant, yes, that's it! Insignificant! So foolish, they think they are better! Ridiculous, yes! They are not even really big, no, they aren't, and even if they were, they think being big is good! Foolish, yes! So foolish and insignificant! We've dealt with bigger creeps before, we have, my friend, they have all been so insignificant and ugly! What we have to do is... yes, exactly! That's it! Perfect, yes! Excellent, so excellent, yes! That's it! We have to do nothing, of course! Nothing! They will be gone soon! Yes, soon, we just have to do nothing! They will be gone, just like every other creep that ever thought they dominated this world, yes. THOUGHT they dominated this world, you said it! They will be gone, they will. Just like those huge, enormous monsters, millions of years ago, they all died. Those creeps, and their nests, and every trace of them, will be extinct. And we will still be here, just like we were, very, very long ago: over 300 million years ago, yes..."
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Cod.scary

As you all know, I'm a huge Halo fan. This week, for my birthday, my friend Larry got me a new Halo game. I decide to play it after the party. I put the cartridge into my computer, and downloaded it onto my PS2 emulator.
the title sequence played like normal, until I saw Master Chief. He was rolling around.... ON BLOOD RED ROLLER SKATES. I shrieked, but I was able to compose myself. It told me to insert a quarter, then choose to play as Master Chief or Hatsune Miku. I chose Hatsune Miku because she was naked. 
I started to play. I was running around, watching her boobs jiggle, until I looked up. All I could see was darkness, surrounding me. I controlled Hatsune Miku to turn on her electric torch, and keep going to that door. Scrawled on the front was the number 6696. I opened the door, when I started to hear Hatsune Miku crying. I was confused... I never inserted the headphone jack? I then saw why she was crying.... On the floor lay A body pillow. Not any ordinary body pillow. It was a Hatsune Miku body pillow. One that had seen a LOT of shit in its day. the the screen faded to black, and wouldntt turn On. I went to take a nap.
during my dream, I dreamt of Hatsune Miku's blood tears dripping onto the body pillow, making it looked like a used Hatsune Miku tampon. I then heard the opening song for Halo, playing a sweet song, but upside down. I woke up in a pool of sweat.
I got up, and I turned on the computer. Shit! It isnt turning on, so I do the ole off/on, and it worked like a charm. I saw the opening sequence again, and got to the save files. This time I chose Master Chief. He was also naked. I started off tied to a chair in a dungeon. I vaguely remember not remembering this.
I am put in the first perspective. The first thing I see is... "GLORTHOK, I shouslvee known it was you." 
"Remember Larry? I shackled him onto the wall. I promised him infinity lives or some bs like that, only if he gave you this disk."
Larry? Forget about him. All I can hope to do is find a way out of this. I look to my left. Nothing. I look to my right, and see a speck of light.
This is my chance. Glorthok is in the bathroom, and he forgot to shackle me up. I tiptoe out of the room, then I sprint towards the light. Then Glorthok finds out imm gone, and chases after me. Doesntt take too long to catch up...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Codename: Kids Next Door: The Hospital Theory

The hospital theory is that all the kids of KND are patients in hospital and the nurse told them they were a secret squad of agents to cheer them up.
Numbah 5 was suffering from bad injuries given to her by her mother. Numbah 5's parents had divorced and her dad left them penniless. Her mother blamed all the tragedy on numbah 5 and beat her. This led Numbah 5 to be the mother figure of their group as she wants to be a better mother than her's.
Numbah 4 had come from a rough neighbour hood so always had to be tough and aware of his surroundings. He was sent to hospital with serious injuries after being mugged by a man with a knife. Due to Numbah 4's tough nature he didn't back down and so was stabbed.
Numbah 3 was born to a family of drug addicts. Her parents would often abuse her and she decided to take her mother's anti-depression pills. Once she had taken them, she believed everything was good. One day, her Dad shot her mom. When she walked in on the murder, she couldn't realize anything bad happened since the pills heavily affected her mental state. Her dad noticed her standing there and shot her to leave no witnesses. She survived, but needed a liver transplant because of all the medication she'd taken.
Numbah 2 was born to a loving mother and father who allowed his creativity to flourish. He was praised and cherished, but his uncle was jealous because he had the same abilities as a child yet never received encouragement as a child. Numbah 2's uncle overfed him to express this resentment. Even when Numbah 2 refused, he was forcefully stuffed. The boy eventually had to go to hospital, as he was so obese that he would get seriously ill and had a high chance of heart failure.
Numbah 1 had a dad with Alzheimer Disease, so he always had to look after him though he didn't mind. His dad was a nice guy and before losing his mind, was always kind to Numbah 1. His dad was the only adult Numbah 1 liked since his mother left him and he felt the doctors and nurses didn't care about his father and weren't trying hard enough to save his father. One day when he took his dad to the hospital, Numbah 1 puked randomly. He was admitted and it was discovered he had cancer. This led him to hate adults more as he felt he was being tortured with the needles and various medications. In the children's ward, he acted like a leader to help the other kids feel better just as he had with his father.
The KND was then formed to war against the adults, as they felt imprisoned in the ward. The other members were of past kids who had come and gone while the teenagers were seen as enemies as they had their own ward which went against theirs.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:THERY
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Cofagrigus

A few days ago my Pokemon White went missing. I couldn't find it anywhere. After a few attempts of searching threw out my house I was unsuccessful, I gave up and ended up searching amazon.com, seeing if I could find a used Pokemon White to buy, I was skeptical to buy a used game to only get a hacked game, but when I was on amazon.com and looking threw Pokemon White, I found a used Pokemon White for under $10! I was suspicious as why it was so cheap, the description said "Like brand new" nothing more, nothing less, but if I by this for so cheap I could pay for express shipping and get it by the next day! Skeptical I still bought it.
The next day in the mail I got my Pokemon White and I turned it on to find a already saved file on there, a male poke trainer, his name was Rick, his sprite was mummified. I sighed at the fact that this must be a hacked game but I clicked the saved file to see how far he made it, he was mummified, in the Entralink. His only pokemon was a level 35, male, Cofagrigus. I thought very little of this as I just wanted to play my game, so I deleted the saved file and started anew. I chose the male character, being male myself, I chose Snivy and nicknamed him "Smugleaf" a internet meme at that, I thought it was fitting.
After a few hours of playing and receiving the C-Gear and putting a spare Patrat in the dream world I left Fennel's home and the C-Gear acted up and the Xtransceiver popped up. I wondered what was going on, the screen was all static, like when you were trying to connect, it said "Rick Is Calling You" it was all static, but as moments passed by and the dialog of "...." I saw him, I saw Cofagrigus. The game let out his cry and both screens went static, a dialog box popped up and it said "You're Mine Now...". The screen went clear and I found myself in the Entralink forest.
I should have turned my DS off then but I stupidly carried on, after a few minutes going threw the forest I saw Cofagrigus sprite. I clicked on him and he said "Im so glad to see you..." and the battle started up, it said "Cofagrigus wants to battle". He had six pokeball's how could he have pokemon? He is a pokemon.
I sent out my level 19 Servine, nicknamed Smugleaf, and Cofagrigus sent out a level 1 Mummy, a mummy? I never recalled a mummy pokemon, it was shaped like a human sprite and its only attack was struggle, after Smugleaf killed all 6 mummys, yes killed it didnt say mummy fainted it said mummy died, Cofagrigus popped back up and said:
"You killed my team..."
"Ill need a new team..."
"I think you'll do just fine..."
Cofagrigus then used Mummy and mummified my Smugleaf, yes mummified. Cofagrigus then said...
"You'll do just fine..."
It showed the overworld and Cofagrigus opened up and the dialog popped up saying:
"Cofagrigus has sucked you in..."
The screen went black and then it came back and my sprite was a mummy...and Cofagrigus said...
"I Choose You..."
It went back to the main screen and my file was gone...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pokemon
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Category:Old Shit
Coffee

I went to my local cafe to get my morning coffee.
Something seemed strange though. "Is something up today?" I asked.
"We have all become spooky ghoooosts. Wooooooooo"
I asked, "So can I still get a cappuccino?"
She answered, "Noooo now we only have spoooky drip coffee. Wooooooo"
"Nooooooooooo," I screamed. Then I woke up
The scray drip coffee was only a dream. Phew
But then I walked into my local coffee shop...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Dreams
Coffin Attack

There's a man walking home alone at night, and there is a "BUMP...BUMP...BUMP" behind him. He walks faster and looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging it's way down the middle of the street towards him...
"BUMP ... BUMP... BUMP..."
The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces after him faster... faster... BUMPBUMPBUMP.
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door. Locks it, but, the coffin crashes through his door and the lid to the coffin begins to lift open, bumping towards him.
The man runs to the bathroom and locks himself, heart pounding, and CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door, coming slowly towards him, the man screaming.
The man reaches for something, anything, and he finds a box of cough drops and throws them at the coffin...
...and the coffin stops.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Old Shit
Coily's Army Of Darkness

Coily is back, and he's more evil than ever!
Coily is eternal; he is not subject to whims, nor is he bound by mortality. Coily has been to Earth; Coily has been everywhere. Coily *is*.
Coily isn't concerned with trivial matters like taking over the universe or collecting stamps. Nay, his aims are much higher:
To ensure that everybody in the world understands how important springs are to our everyday lives
To join Coily's army of darkness, you must:
*Never abuse springs
*Understand how vital springs are to our lives. Springs don't need us; we need them.
*Yearn to have your own plush Coily doll, preferably with a pullstring to play hilarious Coily clips.
*Refuse to work for any other demonic sprites... *including* Mike's Socks' Sprite. ESPECIALLY Mike's Socks' Sprite.
*More things if I think of them.
Are you in?
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Rituwel
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta