Pennsylvaniaball

Pennsylvaniaball is a pencil stateball in USAball. Pennsylvaniaball is one of the Stateballs that got infected by tons of zombies in Colonial Americaball, second only to Delawareball, which surprises the rest of USAball's stateballs. He's best known for producing the best chocolate, pretzels and chips on the face of the damn Earthball. He's also the only stateball above the Mason-Dixon line to have been invaded during the Civil War, which is why he's a total badass. The state was founded by Quakers, German Palatines and Scots-Irish people.
He attracts many tourists across USAball and the Earthball, with many popular attractions being Gettysburgball, the Amish Country, the Poconos, Anthrocon many bridges in Pittsburghball, and the best cityball in the worldball, Philadelphiaball.
He is also the birthplace of the 46th president of USAball, Joe Biden, as well as the 15th, James Buchanan.
Despite its many great qualities, Pennsylvaniaball is infamous for Jerry Sandusky and Bill Cosby, a corrupt road system, and extreme weather; very hot and humid summers, and snow that can last until April. Trump went to Wharton from 1966–1968.
Like New Jerseyball, Pennsylvaniaball has a sort of split personality. Generally, the east prefers NJ (or Maryland in the case of York County) and is midatlantic, Central PA is closer to Appalachia, and the west prefers Ohio and is generally more Midwestern.
== History ==
Pennsylvaniaball was born as a 3ball, adopted by UKball, Colonial Americaball and USAball. Pennsylvania also had many German people in the state and most now are Amish or somewhere else.
He is the second state to ratify the Constitution, on December 12, 1787. Pennsylvaniaball houses the First US centrifuge at the Johnsonsville Naval Air Devolpment Center in Johnsonsville, Warminster Pennsylvania(ball) which is now called Warminster Park. Pennsylvaniaball had a nuclear accident called Three Mile Island.
==Relations==
===Friends===
* USAball - My father, was one of the 13 colonies.
* Marylandball - Another one of the 13 colonies, but he thinks I have bad roads. May or may not be a southerner.
* New Jerseyball - Angry Video Game Nerd was born there, and now, he lives here! Also home to McJuggerNuggets. Philadelphiaball likes his beaches. South Jersey best Jersey!
* Georgiaball - Brother from the southeast, We can into zombie killers.
* Germanyball - Danke for der pretzels! I'm like...the pretzel capital of the US now! Also, Amish speak your language or something.
* - Gave me good pizza, at least in the east. One of its major cities also likes my cheesesteak!
* Israelcube - Your PM was educated in my clay. I think the arrest warrants were bullshit BTW.
* - Biggest and greatest child. But sometimes he complains that I neglect him or whatever.
===Neutral===
* New Yorkball - Also rust belt (partly), but don't neglect upstate plox. Don't make me anschluss it. 
* Floridaball - WHY DID ABBY LEE HAVE TO MAKE ALL THE DRAMA??? JUSTICE FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT HER!!! GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE!!! But seriously, you're a funny and cool dude, you may be weird and Tom Brady is there, but you're chill.
* Donald Trump - I don't know anymore. Just make eggs cheaper.
* Joe Biden - The new president of the United States, he was born in my clay. But I voted against Kamala.
* Ohiorawr - Rust belt buddies, but HAHA YOU ARE IRRELEVANT IN ELECTIONS NOW!!!
===Enemies===
* CSAball - YOU ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY GETTYSBURG IS HAUNTED! YOU ATTACKED MY CLAY MANY TIMES IN THE CIVIL WAR YOU SHINEHUND!
* Massachusettsball - Ich beat you in the Superbowl! REMOVE TOM BRADY
* - YOU TOO!
* North Koreaball - North Korea is a Worst Korea, you murderer! What did you do to that Ohioan student?! You are sick! 
* Chinaball and Iranball - Stop being friend with the Shit REMOVE KHOMENNI AND DIM SUM!!
* Russiaball - HOW DARE YOU ATTACK UKRAINE AND DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO HIM!!! REMOVE PUTIN FOREVER!!!
*Flaerhartball- DAMNED COMMIE MICRONATION IN MY CLAY!!!
* Transylvaniaball - TRANSGENDER GOTH NAME STEALER! CHANGE THE NAME NOW!
* Texasball - WHY DID YOU BRING UP A BULLSHIT LAWSUIT AGAINST ME??? MY ELECTION WAS LEGIT, FUCK YOU! AND FUCK THE COWBOYS!
* Delawareball - STOLE MY COAST AND BETRAYED ME! AND JOE BIDEN IS MINE! HAHAHHAHAHAH! YOU AND KEBAB SHITHEAD BROUGHT MEHMET OZ TO MY CLAY! REMOVE!
* - SO YUO ARE MEHMET OZ'S HOME COUNTRY, HUH!
* - I surpassed it in population. Kek.
* - My governor thinks you suck, and I hate BDS.
* - Tried to claim my northern half and went to war with me over it, so FUCK OFF!!!
== Quotes ==
== Gallery ==
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