Star Wars (video game)

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==Episode I==
===Naboo Blockade===
*TehTradeFed$$$ has joined #evil*
Evil_Master: yo tradefed
TehTradeFed$$$: wat do j00 want?
Evil_Master: l3ts b allies
TehTradeFed$$$: kay
Evil_Master: Go start a blockade against de naboo
TehTradeFed$$$: alright dat sounds cool
TehTradeFed$$$ has left #evil
TehTradeFed$$$ has joined #naboo
TehTradeFed$$$ Blockades Naboo, Naboo loses 500 Health
Val0rum_Admin: hey u cannot do dat!
 Qu33n: yeh this is my channel im admin here
TehTradeFed$$$: watever
quigon88 has joined #naboo*
ken0b1 has joined #naboo*
Val0rum_Admin: hay quigon88 and kenobi come hlp, TradeFed is being a lil biatch
quigon88: ok
*quigon88 and ken0b1 offer TehTradeFed$$$ peace
TradeFed$$$: lol noobz
TradeFed$$$ has struck quigon88, 0 damage!
quigon88: lol...
quigon88 strikes TehTradeFed$$$, 10 damage!
ken0b1 strikes TehTradeFed$$$, 8 damage!
TradeFed$$$: OMFGWTH!!/1?!?121?!?!?!1 H4Xser!!1
TehTradeFed$$$ has left #Naboo
TehTradeFed$$$ has joined #evil
 Evil_Master: WTF tradefed?! ur suking ghey noob.
TehTradeFed$$$: STFU! Dey have jedi! i aint no match for no jedi!
 Evil_Master: Ignore dem ghey ass jedi, go and attacksorz Naboo.
TehTradeFed$$$: kay
TehTradeFed$$$ has left #evil
TehTradeFed$$$ has joined #naboo
Qu33n: Look, da pussy is bak from his hiding, lolz!!1!
TehTradeFed$$$ launches Invasion of Naboo, damage 75
Qu33n: WTF!
 quigon88: why da fuk are they doin that?
ken0b1: No idea
Naboo attacks TehTradeFed$$$, damage 55
TehTradeFed$$$ attacks Naboo, damage 120
Naboo attacks TehTradeFed$$$, damage 60
TehTradeFed$$$ attacks Naboo, CRITICAL HIT, damage 675!
Qu33n: Shyt, i give ups
TehTradeFed$$$: who is teh pussy now?
TehTradeFed$$$ takes control of Naboo
 quigon88: dam lts git out of here
 quigon88 and ken0b1 have used cheat/stealth!
TehTradeFed$$$: ROFL b4 dey wer so t0ugh now dey hidin' wit cheat codes, ROFL!
qU33N: gAi...
*jarjar is no longer idle*
jarjar: hello, mesa called jar jar binks
jarjar: mesa 1337
quigon88: shut up jarjar, we needz to g3t ta fuk outta hurr. 
jarjar: u follow me! mesa loves dis game, mesa are gunna pwnz it lik it hawt!
ken0b1: omfg, shut da fuk up ur annoying
quigon88: let sav Qu33n
 ken0b1: otay
quigon88, ken0b1 and jarjar exit cheat/stealth
Qu33n: muthafukas whurr did ya go?
ken0b1: we com her to save ur azz
TehTradeFed$$$: wat da hell im still here...
quigon88: Dam!
===Escape from #naboo===
TehTradeFed$$$: u cannot leave dis room!
TH3 PR0CRAST1NAT0R has entered #naboo*
TH3 PR0CRAST1NAT0R: H...
TehTradeFed$$$ has struck Qu33n, 28 damage!*
R2-D2 has healed Qu33n for 15!*
R2-D2: beep
Qu33n: thx R2
TehTradeFed$$$: n00bz
R2-D2 has left #naboo*
Qu33n has left #naboo*
quigon88 has left #naboo*
ken0b1 has left #naboo*
Evil_Master has joined #naboo'''
Evil_Master: U LOST DEM AGAINAS!?!?!?1/1!q!!!!!
TehTradeFed$$$: soz, i gots da naboo though...
Evil_Master: omg u betta kep it!
R2-D2 has joined #tatooine*
Qu33n has joined #tatooine*
ken0b1 has joined #tatooine*
quigon88 has joined #tatooine*
===chos3n_0ne is found by quigon88===
quigon88: heyz we needs new hyper drive, ours asploded. 
WaTT0Doo: hundredz credits plz
quigon88: howz about tenz creditz?
WaTTODoo: nothnx
*quigon88 has used Mind Trick!*
*slavetrader uses resistance!*
quigon88: damn it
 Teh_Ch0sen_0n3: hey you look like an angle lady
 Qu33n: awww, thats sweet
 Teh_Ch0sen_0n3: do you want to come over to mi house tonight and mak out?
 Qu33n: lulz i dun make out wit 8 year olds 
 Teh_Ch0sen_0n3: teacher says i kiss like her husband
 Qu33n: uhh
WaTTODoo: lets mak a bet. if chos3n_One can win da race minigame i giv you hyperdrive, if he loses u all be my slaves.
quigon88: and if we win we also get Chos3n_One
WaTTODoo: deals
sUbAl3ba: usa gunna lose chos3n_one
 Teh_Ch0sen_0ne: i will teh pwn u!
*Pod Race Mini game initiated*
*Teh_Chos3n_One wins Pod Race!*
[Log Truncated]
WaTTODoo: bah! fine, u get hyperdrive and ch0sen_on3
*WaTTODoo gives quigon88 Teh_Ch0sen_On3 and a Hyper Drive*
ken0b1: y did u want teh_ch0sen_on3 master?
quigon88: cuz he is teh chosen one wit da force, and prob wont turn into darth vader.
* Maul666 attacks quigon88, 12 damage!*
 quigon88: WTF H4X1?!??!1!>!>!>!
 Maul666: ur ass is mine!
*quigon88, Teh_Ch0sen_On3, jarjar, Qu33n and k3nob1 use retreat*
===To #coruscant===
quigon88, jarjar, Teh_Ch0sen_On3, Qu33n, k3nob1 enter #coruscant
Val0rum_Admin: zomg, hi Qu33n ur alive!
 Qu33n: yea hello
PaPaPalp(PM to Qu33n):: go start election using your special ability in senate, valorum is n00b, remember he couldnt save #naboo...
 Qu33n (PM to PaPaPalp): ur rite its so his fault im not admin dere anymorez
*Qu33n starts election...*
Val0rum_Admin: WUT!?!1? OH u freakin n00bz
*Election results: PaPaPalp wins!*
PaPaPalp: w00t thnx Qu33n
*Val0rum_Admin has disconnected*
 PaPaPalp : thanks again,
Qu33n: g2g every1
[Log Truncated]
===Battle of Naboo===
*Qu33n, quigon88, Teh_Ch0sen_On3, jarjar, k3nob1 enter #naboo*
Gunganz: oh hi queen h8 u
Qu33n: oh come on gunganz we need u otherwise we r dead and #naboo is theirs.
jarjar: oh hi gunganz
Gunganz: ok i will hlp u qu33n 
Gunganz: hi jarjar u can help us
jarjar: thanks yousa so kind!
jarjar: mesa really liken yous
jarjar: a
Gunganz: shut up jarjar u still n00b
*TradeFed$$$ has joined #naboo*
TradeFed$$$: oh lookie da n00bz r bak for my pwning, u pussies are dedz now, im so gunna get u so evil master won be pissed
TradeFed$$$: im 1337
*Gunganz has struck TradeFed$$$, 28 damage!*
TradeFed$$$: WTFWTF!?!/1/?! Fukin gunganz, go bak to ur swamp!
*TradeFed$$$ has struck Gunganz, 34 damage!*
jarjar: mesa gonna get yousa u noobz!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
TradeFed$$$: go away, u so annoying man
*TradeFed$$$ has struck jarjar, 19 damage!*
*Gunganz has struck TradeFed$$$, 32 damage!*
*TradeFed$$$ has struck Gunganz, 44 x2 damage! CRITICAL HIT!*
*Shield Generator was destroyed!*
Gunganz: oh shyt retr34t 4ll
TradeFed$$$: told u im t3h 1337
jarjar: no, mesa still 1337 also yousa n00bsan
*jarjar has struck TradeFed$$$, 2 damage!*
*52 damage to Gunganz!*
Gunganz: jarjar u noob retreat u dont kn0w how to use attazks rite retr3at alrdy
===Meanwhile...===
*Qu33n, quigon88, k3nob1 use infiltrate/cheat*
TradeFed$$: NOOOZ, u fukkin cheatorz get out of mi admin panel!
*Qu33n frees Nabbo_Royal_Guard*
*Royal_Guard has struck TradeFed$$, 39 damage!*
TradeFed$$: DIS IS TEH SUCKSORZ, U ALL GUNNA DIE!!1!!!
*TradeFed$$ has struck Royal_Guard, 24 damage!*
*Royal_Guard has struck TradeFed$$, 41 damage!*
*quigon88 has struck TradeFed$$, 17 damage!*
*k3nob1 has struck TradeFed$$, 14 damage!*
*Qu33n has struck TradeFed$$, 9 damage!*
TradeFed$$: NOEZ, MI HELTH BAR IS ALMUST GONEZ!!!11
Qu33n: give up now or we will pwn u so bad!
TradeFed$$: NEVA!!!
===In #naboo.space===
*The_Ch0sen_On3 had entered #nabbo_space
 Teh_Ch0sen_On3: help w0tz goin onn why am i sent to #naboo.space instead of #naboo i wanted to stay dere
R2 D2: s0z chosenone i accidentally took us h33r...
 Teh_Ch0sen_On3 helllp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111shiftone!!!11111111 Alt-F4!!!!!!111111
*chos3n_One has entered #TradeFed$$$_HQ!*
TradeFed$$$: Wtf, who da hellz r u get out of here!
*TradeFed$$$ attack chos3n_One, 3 damage!*
*chos3n_0ne has deactivated TradeFed$$$ HQ!*
TradeFed$$$: U FUCKKORZ R EVURRYWHRRE, STOP MESSIN WIT MI SYSTEM
*TradeFed$$$_HQ explode*
*TradeFed$$$ has disconnected (Connection reset by peer)*
Qu33n: wow chosenone u r t3h 1337
===Maul666, quigon_88 and ken0b1 fight===
TradeFed$$$ (PM to Evil_Master): I need halp! dey r takin over everyting again!
 Evil_Master {PM to TradeFed$$): u losa! u promised dis wuldnt hppen!
TradeFed$$$ (PM to Evil_Master): im sorry master, dey got teh gunganz and r all ova da place!
 Evil_Master {PM to TradeFed$$): omg fin im sending Maul666 to halp!
 Maul666: now im gunna kik ur ass!
 quigon_88: u n00b im gonna 0wn you
*quigon_88 has struck Maul666, 31 damage!*
*ken0b1 has struck Maul666, 27 damage!*
*Maul666 has struck quigon_88 and ken0b1, 17 damage each!*
 Maul666: hah i h4v sp3cial attack 2-sider
 Maul666: im gonna kill u both
*Maul666 has killed quigon_88!*
 ken0b1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
 Maul666: n00b!
 ken0b1: j00r g0nna g3t pwn3d for dat!!!
*ken0b1 has struck Maul666, 29 damage!*
*Maul666 has struck ken0b1, 27 damage!*
*ken0b1 has struck Maul666, 26 damage!*
*Maul666 has struck ken0b1, 30 damage!*
*ken0b1 has struck Maul666, 34 damage!*
*Maul666 has struck ken0b1, 29 damage!*
 Maul666: God wil this never n......
*Maul666 has struck ken0b1, special attack, 139 damage!*
*ken0b1 use quigon_88 lightsaber, CRITICAL HIT! 582 damage!*
*ken0b1 has killed Maul666!*
 ken0b1: U JUS GOT OWNED NOOBZ!
TradeFed$$: NOEZ! MAUL U SUK!
*TradeFed$$ has been banned by Qu33n*
 Teh_Ch0sen_On3: now can i get training plz like quigon promised?
 YoggurtIam: too old, he is not to be trained
 ken0b1: please...? i promised quigon88 i give him training
YoggurtIam: oh, ok then, i care not
==Episode II==
===Attack on Senator===
* PandaBear has joined #coruscant*
 PandaBear: zomg being a sneatorz suks after being queen
*bountystud1337 has joined #coruscant*
*bountystud1337 has struck PandaBear, 20 damage!*
 PandaBear: wtf?? 
*bountystud1337 has left #coruscant*
 PandaBear: this is wut I get for playing again
UnclePalpy_Admin: Hey PandaBear, wuts up?
 PandaBear: some n00b just attacked me for no reason
UnclePalpy_Admin: zomg dat sucks, and ur health is so low! after u mad me Admin i owe you so im gunna get u jedi protection
 PandaBear: noez, i dunt need it
UnclePalpy_Admin: h/o just a sec.
 PandaBear: …(watches pr0n)
*teh_MACE has joined #coruscant*
*YogaMaster has joined #coruscant*
teh_MACE: u w4n7 u5 70 h31p th4t n00b?
UnclePalpy_Admin: Let that ken0b1 guy and his padawan do it, dey alrdy know her
teh_MACE: whu73v3r
YogaMaster: hmm
YogaMaster: protect PandaBear and find attacker, they will
YogaMaster: when signed on they are
===ken0b1 and chos3n_0ne meet PandaBear===
*ken0b1 has joined #coruscant*
*chos3n_0ne has joined #coruscant*
 k3nob1: now we get to follow you around and kick ass.
 Teh_Ch0sen_On3: PandaBear a/s/l
PandaBear: it’s me, Qu33n
 Teh_Ch0sen_On3: new sn?
PandaBear: yeah
*bountybabe1337 has joined #coruscant*
*bountybabe1337 has struck PandaBear, 3 damage!*
*bountybabe1337 has left #coruscant*
PandaBear: dammit i iz runnin low on health 
*R2 uses Med Pac on PandaBear, 23 health points regained!*
PandaBear: thx R2 ur awsm
 k3nob1: i got her IP, let’s follow her
 Teh_Ch0sen_On3: k
* Teh_Ch0sen_On3 leaves #courscant/upper_levels*
* k3nob1 leaves #courscant/upper_levels*
* Teh_Ch0sen_On3 enters #courscant/lower_levels*
* k3nob1 enters #courscant/lower_levels*
 Teh_Ch0sen_On3: dere she is!
bountybabe1337: shyt
*bountybabe1337 has used cheat/Stealth*
 k3nob1: fukkin noo
*bountybabe1337 has struck k3nob1, 0 damage!*
bountybabe1337: gHEy...
 k3nob1: y do you wanna kill pandabear!?
bountybabe1337: if i tell u u gotta let me go
 k3nob1: k
*bountystud1337 has struck bountybabe1337, CRITICAL HIT, 65 damage!*
*bountystud1337 has skilled bountybabe1337!*
*bountystud1337 leaves #courscant*
 Teh_Ch0sen_On3: wtf teh suxorz much?
 k3nob1: dats okay i got his ip to, ill follow him u go bak and protect PandaBear
 Teh_Ch0sen_On3: sure, not in #courscant thou
 k3nob1: Then go to #naboo
===Entering Naboo===
* Teh_Ch0sen_On3 enters #naboo*
*PandaBear enters #naboo*
Teh_Ch0sen_On3: k we shuld be saf here, dey wont know we are hiding here
PandaBear: i got betr idea, go to teh iland
Teh_Ch0sen_On3: sure
* Teh_Ch0sen_On3 enters #naboo/island*
*PandaBear enters #naboo/island*
Teh_Ch0sen_On3: sooo, can i see ur pic?
PandaBear: lulz
Teh_Ch0sen_On3: srsly, i think ur hawt
Teh_Ch0sen_On3: wanna cybAr?
PandaBear: soz perv, i aint into cybaring 
Teh_Ch0sen_On3: lame...
===Investigation===
*k3nob1 has entered #kamino*
k3nob1: wows a hiddn server, dats awsm
Kamino_Guy: ummmz yea hello
k3nob1: yo whurr bountystud?
Kamino_Guy: idk
 k3nob1: dam
*bountystud1337 has entered #kamino*
k3nob1: zomg so got u
bountystud1337: WTF H4XING BIATCH!?!?!1?!
*bountystud1337 has struck k3nob1, 8 damage!*
*k3nob1has struck bountystud1337, 12 damage!*
*bountystud1337 has struck k3nob1, 14 damage!*
*k3nob1has struck bountystud1337, 12 damage!*
bountystud1337: I W1LL PWNZ U DEN STEAL UR STUFF
*bountystud1337 has unlocked ship_patch.v2, attack increased*
*bountystud1337 has struck k3nob1, CRITICAL HIT, 43 damage!*
*k3nob1 has struck bountystud1337, CRITICAL HIT, 87 damage!*
bountystud1337:: GAH U SUK!
*bountystud1337 has left #kamino*
*k3nob1 has used trace/cheat*
*k3nob1 and R4PeeSEvEnTene left #kamino*
=== entering #geonosis ===
*k3nob1, R4PeeSEvEnTene, CountDookula, bountystud1337, B0B4 F1337 joined #geonosis*
k3nob1: yo r4 stay here dude brb
R4PeeSEvEnTene: k
*R4PeeSEvEnTene is now AFK
*k3nob1 has joined channel #stealth*
CountDookula: lolololol we pwnin them
In$idiou$: no way man we need teh uber haxorz or we die
CountDookula: no problemo compadre we's got teh uber 1337 hax i callin it "Teh D3@th $t@r" lawl
In$idiou$: DUDE WTF STFU teh republic adminz will hear ya fukin idiot!
CountDookula: oh fuk kk ill store it on mah flash drive
In$idiou$: k gonna deal with dese naboo n00bs lulz
*In$idiou$ is now AFK
k3nob1: lmao imma report dese n00bs maybe i can haz admin from teh republic!
*k3nob1 has joined channel #geonosis*
*k3nob1 has left channel #stealth*
k3nob1: yo r4 wtf r u? fuk he afk
*R0g3r R0g3r is no longer AFK
R0g3r R0g3r: yo nigga u gonna get capped lol
k3nob1: HOLY SHIT WTF R4
*R4PeeSEvEnTene is no longer AFK
R4PeeSEvEnTene: sorry man what'd i miss
R4PeeSEvEnTene: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WTF
*R0g3r R0g3r struck k3nob1, 700 damage!
*R0g3r R0g3r struck R4PeeSEvEnTene, 900 damage!
*R0g3r R0g3r has killed R4PeeSEvEnTene!
CountDookula: lolololol n00b
CountDookula: join our clan or i ban u
k3nob1: fuk u biotch
CountDookula: fuk u 2
*CountDookula has activated In$idiou$'s Admin Hax Vr. 1.4*
*CountDookula has placed a permanent ban on k3nob1 from all #channels. Reason: "fuck you nigga"!
*CountDookula has placed a channel freeze on k3nob1. k3nob1 can not leave the channel until the ban is lifted. Reason: "fuck you nigga"!
*k3nob1 has activated J3d1's Admin Power Prevention Vr. 1.0*
*k3nob1 has left channel #geonosis*
CountDookula: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
=== Entering #space ===
*k3nob1 has entered channel #space*
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