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Coptic language

The Coptic or Coppic language (□□□□□□□□□□□□□ Met.Wilšēfukmē) is a language spoken by Egyptian Christian cops, also called copts. It is widely known for its perceivedly awkward writing system, consisting entirely of white squares, and its incredibly restricted vocabulary, caused due to thousands of years of use exclusively by promiscuous police officers.
== History ==
The exact origin of Coptic is uncertain, although Scientologists have conjected that the language was initiated during a meeting between Robocop and Black Jesus during the 3rd century BC. They agreed that a simpler, easier and more focussed language would be beneficial to the Egyptian police force, like an ancestor of the more rarely spoken language Esperanto. And so, work began on a method of communication between copts that would make their jobs easier and would illicit humrous expressions from baffled citizens.
As an epidemic of sexytime gripped Egypt during the 2nd century BC, the Coptic lexicon developed an increasing amount of risqué vocabulary, for example, in the sentence □□□□□□□□□ □□□□□□□□ ('Put your hands on the hood of my ass'). Unfortunately, during this time, many copts often found themselves on the receiving end of sexual gestures from fellow officers.
Modern scholars of Coptic are known as Copticians, Coptometrists, or Copthamologists.
== Phonology ==
Coptic consists of sounds, , , , and , producing something similar to a tripping washing machine. In the language's early stages, it was believed to also possess the sound , although this is highly unlikely. Along with these sounds which are officially recognised to form part of the language, a series of growls or wolf whistles may be uttered during sexual displays, taking the form of interjections such as 'LOL' and 'WTF'.
== Orthography ==
The Coptic language is believed to be the only language in existence to use a writing system entirely made up of a single glyph, in this case a white square (□). According to the Scientologist theory, this was an accidental misrepresentation of the Coptic alphabet due to shitty electronic devices; however, linguist Gnome Chomsky was the first to disprove the theory with the argument that the copts went through a long period of mental retardation, the same type which afflicts the majority of the world population today.
The original alphabet is still a subject of mystery among Scientologists. All that has been discovered is tabulated below.
majuscule	minuscule	name 	sound (IPA)	approx. English sound
□ 	□ 	□□□□ 	 	Ahhh...
□ 	□ 	□□ 	 	Oooh...
□ 	□ 	□□□□□ 	 	c in cock
□ 	□ 	□□□□ 	 	c in cock
□ 	□ 	□□□ 	 	c in cock
□ 	□ 	□□□□□□□□□□□□	 	asl?
== See also ==
*Egyptians
*Greek language
*Christianity
*Sex
*Cock
Category:Languages
Category:Egypt
Category:Sex
Copy

The copy (Avis duplicatius) is a small, flightless bird, noted for its piercing call, which can be heard throughout the jungle at night. 
== Species and Habitat ==
Native to Madagascar, copies were first discovered in 1567 A.D. by Ferdinand Magellan on his second global circumnavigation. One of his ships, the Santa Maria, was drawn too close to the reefs and was shipwrecked when it responded to the copy's haunting cry.
=== Sub-Species ===
There are several sub-species of copy, the most notable being the photocopy, named for the blinding camera-like flash that it generates to stun and confuse its prey.
The copycat, however, is unrelated.
== Food and Predators ==
Copies feed primarily on small seeds and nuts, and have a fondness for Beer Nuts.
Copies are generally not eaten by humans, except in extreme emergencies and large quantities. This is due in part to their small size, but primarily because they taste like crap.
Their primary predator is the Madagascar jungle lemur, which robs nests and eats cute little baby copies by the hundreds.
== Status ==
Copies are not an endangered species. Far from it. If fact, in 1997, the World Health Organization announced that local economies could benefit from crushing every copy they saw with huge boots and grinding them into a bloody paste.
Following the release of the WHO report, there has been a global effort to eradicate the copy, but so far these campaigns have proven useless, due to their superior speed, intelligence, and adaptibility.
Organisations such as the DMCA (Don't Murder Copies Association) have protested what they refer to as unfair treatment of the small birds, but most people don't take these so-called copyrights seriously, and all attempts to legislate copy protection have failed.
== External Links ==
* A rare North American copy wails in a Mississippi swamp
Category:Birds
Copyright Shotgun

right|thumb|200px|The ruthless predator hunts for more Warner Bros. music.
The Copyright Shotgun is one of the fiercest animals on YouTube, relentlessly hunting down videos of all copyright on YouTube (most notably Futurama and Family Guy videos), tearing them apart, and leaving only the telltale "this video is no longer available" message in its wake. Few have survived an assault from this vicious beast. It is said to bring its bloody victims to its parents, the mysterious "20th Century Fox Corporation" and "WMG".
== Victims ==
The Copyright Shotgun's prey varies wildly. Family Guy clips, which are at the lowest of the video foodchain, stand little chance against this vicious monster. Futurama videos are less common, but are nonetheless still hunted down with extreme ferocity. For reasons yet unknown to researchers, the Shotgun does not harm the videos that are kin of the mysterious "Hulu". Family Guy Godfather Clip, who survived the beast, recalls:
== Methods ==
left|600px|Another victim slaughtered.
The Shotgun will allow videos to remain idle for several days, scouting the territory and observing the feedback. Then, suddenly and unexpectedly, it will pounce on the video, ruthlessly tearing apart its video stream. As a symbol of pride to its parents and dominance over its victim, the shotgun will leave a small fraction of the video behind, scratching in blood This video is no longer available due to a Copyright Claim by 20th Century Fox Corporation.
As seen in the above picture, the Shotgun will occasionally stun its victim, rather than killing it, by ripping out its vocal cords.
== Resistance ==
Because of their sheer numbers, dedicated users have created an asylum for these innocent videos. The asylum is called "Metacafe", and Shotgun repellent has been sprayed around the website to ensure the videos remain unharmed.
== Spread to other sites ==
While YouTube is the Copyright Shotgun's natural habitat, some have ended up on other sites. While they quickly die out on most sites, they have established a considerable population on several sites. Wikipedia is among these. Following its creation, it quickly became infested with Shotguns. Copyrighted material was quickly exterminated, leaving behind nothing more than a red link.
There are also unconfirmed sightings of this beast on Uncyclopedia. However, Mordillo has assured us that Uncyclopedia "doesn't give a Cabal's ass about copyright". Here he is at a press conference reassuring us: 
What? Oh, no...
Category:Internet
Category:Law
Category:Projectile weapons
Corn 2

The sequel to corn. The new conservative vegetable. Corn 2. Buy Corn 2. Eat Corn 2 
==Motives==
Corn 2 was created to make you a good, patriotic, productive, racist proud white American citizen. We accomplished this by implementing the new and improved patriot powder into its secret formula. (Note: Upon consuming Corn 2, many reasonable people will call you things like "racist", "ignorant", and a "diseased psychopath". All of these things are not true, and just propaganda by the evil Chinese liberal socialist commie state to make you live in fear. Make sure to tune in to Fox News to support their advertisers get more valuable information on this topic. 
==Buy Corn 2==
You will find where to buy Corn 2 being advertised on the national Fox News station. Don't check your local FOX station, because it's probably run by liberal communist Chinese propaganda farmers. Buying Corn 2 is known scientifically to improve the happiness of the average American. It only costs $500.99 at WAL-MART, but the special Xtra-Xtreme Patriot Formula is only available on our website, www.corn24lyfe.bible. 
==Eat Corn 2==
Corn 2 is made of our proprietary blend. We don't share the ingredients with anyone, so you know it's good! Here are some instructions on how to properly consume Corn 2:
# Remove Corn 2 from package. Optionally keep silica gel packets for flavour.
# Scrape toxic chemicals from outside of Corn 2 cob (step not necessary for canned Corn 2)
# Place in cooking container or integrate into other meal, add silica gel packet for flavour
# Place Corn 2 in a certified American toast that has been preheated to 9001.7 degrees (the true American kind of degrees, not the fake other kinds) for 24 hours
# Heat Corn 2 for 666 minutes
# Let Corn 2 cool for 24 hours
# Corn 2 is ready to serve! Add more silica gel if necessary.
Category:Farming
Category:American cuisine
Category:Corn
Category:Sequels
Cornbread

Cornbread, being naturally high in crumby goodness and deliciolocity, and low in saturated whale, is a great source of cool, especially for those crazy black people. Accidentally discovered by George Washington Carver in the year of our Lord fo' hund'ed and fitty six, cornbread has been used in a variety of ways since before the dawn of time and dinosaur eggs. One may find cornbread lazing the porches of Harlem or Alabama. Common companions have been known to be watermelon and lynch mobs. Since the tasty confectionary treat is low in carbohydrolic acidic, beat boxes, and Peter Jackson, and high in Air Jordans, enjoying a piece every now and then will not result in a beer, however it must, since that's how those people are. If, when running from the po-po or leaving a large, illegitimate family, a hunger pain shall arise, cornbread will not weigh a person down, so fleet should be as easy as the job that person has but is too lazy to do well. Many black people have been known to not only use cornbread as food, but also as iced up bling. In fact, in the "ghetto" many rims on cars will be made entirely out of cornbread. Black people also layer their teeth in cornbread to have an especially iced up grill. Black rappers also usually wear jewelry,(made out of the versatile bread. Without cornbread, black people could not sustain their lives longer than 2 seconds.
== Why cornbread is so crunk ==
* Valuable substance to mine.
* Great for building houses in the ghetto. 
* Great for sponging up blood from gunshot wounds
* Makes sweet temp grill bling.
* Aged cornbread may be used as a club with which you may beat your wife and children
* A nice snack to nibble during Good Times, or Roots reruns.
* Flavor crystals balance the astringency of malt liquor and is very refreshing after a hard day of pushing around the mop.
* does it have corn in it?
Category:Food Category:Ape-Shit Crazy
Cornish

Cornish refers to anything from the corn maze, such as the local race of pixies or their language. It is not to be confused with 'corny' or that thing you get on your foot.
The Cornish do not wear s because they forgot why. Sillies. If you don't know either, that's too bad for your mom.You can always blame your mom for neglecting such an important part of your education. That is, unless it's really your dad's fault.
Corn mazes were invented in Cornwall, hence its name. Because they are so popular there, anyone who has lived there for any length of time can easily find their way out of mazes of any kind, as getting anywhere requires traversing many fields of corn mazes.
==Pixies==
thumb|left|A typical Cornish person.
Contrary to popular belief, the Cornish are not actually pixies, but rather -pixie hybrids, similar to how the Welsh are human-sheep hybrids.Or so say the English; we would prefer to believe otherwise. When Cornwall was invaded by humans, they intermarried with the pixies and some cats to ultimately produce the creatures known as 'Cornish'. The language they speak today is a mix of the original pixie language and whatever everyone else spoke.My cat said so and she's always right. Due to a recent influx of rats, the gene pool and language have come under their influence.Ibid. This is why the younger generations have tails and talk in squeaky voices. Also, no one can put out rat anymore for fear of being accused of racism.
==Ruled by ducks==
They do not rule themselves because pixies are anarchists. Instead, they are ruled by a duck, because ducks enjoy ruling anarchist pixie hybrids. This may be because they receive lots of free bread crumbs; we all know that ducks love bread. Cornish bread is more appealing to ducks than the regular kind, which is another reason why ducks rule Cornwall. However, all the bread causes disputes between the ducks, which means that they haven't got time to be rulers, so the Cornish have to measure rule themselves -- which, of course, doesn't really happen.
==Notes==
==See also==
*Cornwall
*Welsh
Category:People by ethnicity
Cornish language

The Cornish language is spoken in the kingdom of Cornwall. 
It was believed last week that the last native speaker, a cat named Dolly Pentreath, died of ganja inhalation. This prompted Cederic to comment wryly "cough doll pentreath."
However a period of intense study by Janner Perranpol (also a cat) revived the language. There are now over 800 different spelling systems for Cornish, 230 of which are used only by Janner. The reasons for these 'dialects' is mostly differences in the manner of revival, but also due to memory loss brought about by too much ganja. It has also been said that if you speak a Cornish word while holding a bread roll it turns into a Cornish pasty.
==Spelling systems==
There are 6 main spelling systems: 
*Late or 'mod' Cornish: used mainly by scooter riders, the least popular system because of its cabbage like smell.
*Unified Cornish: see also 'unified pro', 'unified XP' , 'unified 95' 
*Sex Cornish: Spoken only by Cornish men and women during sexual intercourse (and therefore usually not written down, unless the sex is crap)
*Piskie Cornish. Used by Cornish Piskies. This variety of the language shows influences from Sindarin Elvish and is always written in Tengwar
*Continental Cornish. Cornish spoken with a French accent. See Breton.
It is very difficult to play Scrabble in Cornish, because of the different spelling systems, and also that there aren't enough Ks.
==Useful Phrases==
Phrase: 	Inglish Translation:
An dus ma yw boghosek. Tiogyon Gernewek yns. 	These men are poor. They are Cornish farmers.
My a wra danvon an wragh; hy a yll sawya agas bugh glav. 	I will send the witch; she can heal your sick cow.
Y vyrgh, y vamm ha'y wreg yw benenes pur dew. 	His daughter, mother and wife have eaten too many pasties.
Yma dhe'n tiek teyr erow ha bugh. 	The farmer is a very rich man by Cornish standards.
Yth esa erthygel y'n paper-nowodhow ow leverel bos myns an enesigyon le lemmyn ages myns an estrenyon.	There's too many foreigners around here.
Mar arow avel tin brogh. 	As rough as a badger's arse.
Mar sygh vel kons lenes. 	As dry as a nun’s fanny.
==Literature==
*The creation of the world (aka "Greens & Peas") was in Cornish. 
*Jesus probably spoke Cornish with a Truro accent.
category:Languages of the United Kingdom
Category:Plants
Category:Languages
Category:Language
Corset

A corset is a medieval torture device turned into an artform by the Victorians, who believed it narrowed a woman's waist, plumped out her boobs, reduced her desire for sex, subjugated her to the will of her husband, cleansed her complexion, whitened her smile, reduced the size of her feet, and readied her for the Kingdom of Heaven. 
==History==
In time the corset became a popular subject for artists, especially the Pre-Raphaelites who revelled human suffering in all its permutations. Oscar Wilde can be seen wearing a corset in the famous painting, The Raft of the Medusa, and Napoleon was said never to have gone into battle without first being laced into his favourite corset.
Corsets primarily came into fashion following the cheese wars of the 1920's. During this period, it was necessary for women to have tight waists in order to negate the efficiency of the new cheddar sniping tactics of the Stormportians. Following a major tradgedy in the whalebone factory, it became far more profitable for the corset manufacturers to make the corsets from poodle bones, a practice that continues to this day. Prince Edward, Wombles, and George 'I don't drink and drive' Bush are all famous wearers of corsets.
In modern times, the corset is primarily seen in Goths, T-girls, members of the BDSM communities.
==Corset comfort==
There is no such thing. 
If wearing a corset feels comfortable, it is laced too loosely and it should be immediately tightened to cause intense pain in the stomach and chest much like the feeling of being crushed by that of Rosie O%27Donnell's large man like arms.
A Corset is laced just right when the wearer is in extreme pain, which is why it is so popular amongst the Goth community
==Uses==
Corsets were used to induce abortions in unmarried woman and to strike fear in the local peasants, who still carried the racial memories of the time when cruel masters forced them to "strap in" until their lungs collapsed. They were also used to reduce lung capacity by reducing the amount of air taken in each breath, which is a luxury not affordable to everybody, and losing breath when subjected to any kind of manual labour was a pleasurable reaction giving many people an excuse to sit on there ass.
===Corset torture===
:For details about popular corset practice see main article: Torture#Corset torture
==See also==
* BDSM
*Goths
*Keira Knightley In A White Corset And Kate Beckinsale In A Black One
* Pain
*Torture
*Victorians
Category:Clothing
Category:Fashion
Category:Stuff that lonely men masturbate over
Category:Victorian era
Costa Coffee

:Whoops! Were you looking for a poor copy of Starbucks? 
Costa Coffee is a coffee shop, operated by cheerful and bubbly Costa Rican people. Their beverages are widley accepted as the worst in the universe, after Vladmir Putin fell ill with rabies from being within a 15cm radius. 
== Natives ==
The cafe usually consists of University students and the middle classes. Unfortunately for the average tosser who buys coffee there, being around them may cause your ears to bleed due to the immense snobby tosh they are producing. With students it may be hard to understand them at all, as the average uni goer happens to speak 60mph faster than everybody else.
For some people, visiting the cafe may be viewed as a status symbol; showing they are respectable enough not to go somewhere which produces decent beverages for a less dear price tag
== Ingredients ==
Although kept secret by the Cabal, leaked documents claim that Soil, Shit (horse, human and one legged pakistani ostrich), "chocolate" The authenticy of calling this substance 'chocolate' is widely debated., possibly a few Kenco beans and goats milk. A whole bag of sugar counts as 'one sugar' - as an excuse to cover up the secrets that lie within. Some critics have dismissed this sugar rumour as too costly - but that would explain the ridiculously high prices for their drinks.
== Advertising campaign ==
The adverting prowess that is Costa Coffee recently ran an ad in the cheap bit of the newspaper reads (the middle) claiming "7 out 10 coffee lovers prefer Costa coffee over Starbucks". There is one major flaw in this - these coffee lovers are all costa coffee customers themselves. Now, Having 7 out of 10 people preferring your brand in your own shop is not impressive in the least.
Just a shame the advert was based on bullsht
== Service ==
At best, it's 15 minutes. If not, expect with the next week. The slaves hands are becoming more and more swollen from handling scalding kettles. You may find body parts in your food (of course, if you go to KFC often you will find this as the norm).
== Competition ==
Costa coffee is rapidly losing to small corner shops all over the country. Sadly, most corner shops are starting to sell manure, a key ingredient in their products. The American monopoly father Starbucks are also constantly being superior in every area and stealing costa coffees 'elite' consumers.
== Trivia ==
* You will always find a Costa Coffee in the same streets as the dominant brabooks.
* Costa coffee makes you gay.
* Bin laden trains his waiters there.
* Barack Obama burnt down one in Cambridge city centre when he was 3 years old. There is a plaque in memory of this.
* The hot water machines are genuine fucking assholes, don't order the fucking tea! It'll make you balls fall off.
== Footnotes == 
Category:British culture
Category:Restaurants
Cotton Candy

Cotton Candy is a well known treat widely distributed around the world. Packed with calories, cotton candy is know as the spum of sugar and obesity. Wave some to flirt with America.
== American Development ==
Cotton candy was a sugary confection made in the American South during the Reconstruction period that followed the Civil War (also known by less educated people as the War Between the States - could you imagine Texas fighting Minnesota in a cage match?). After the war, most of the candy factories in the South were destroyed. 
=== Parallel Developments in the UK ===
The development of Cotton Candy in the States occurred almost simultaneously with the development of said confection in England. The evidence for the variation in design philosophy is clear in the respective names... USA: Cotton Candy; England: Candy Floss.
Whilst in the states the intention was to use the surplus of cotton, that had been produced through intensive over farming of the cotton plant, to fill the void left through manufacturing shortages of sweet confectionery products, in England, with the perpetual dentistry problems, the intention was to create a confectionery product that cleaned the teeth whilst being eaten.
The confusion for the British people came with the addition of the word "Candy" which is totally meaningless on said Island. In order to indicate that the product was indeed a confectionery product, the designer- a Benjamin Disraeli, chose to colour it the obvious shades of pink and blue which at the time were the only possible colours for confectionery products (milk chocolate is in fact a very deep shade of blue and white chocolate an extremely pale shade of pink).
=== Cotton candy manufacturing ===
==== Standard method ====
The standard method of making cotton candy is to siphon pink and blue clouds out of the sky at sunrise, sunset, storms, or whenever they can. The biggest "Dark Cotton Candy" factory is in Seattle.
==== In Scotland ====
In Scotland, wool candy is made by shearing genetically altered pink and blue sheep. This is different from cottom candy in that it is heavier, but is much warmer and helps in the cold highlands.
==== In France ====
In France, "cotton" candy is made by shearing pink and blue poodles. The stuff is very expensive if you try to buy it, but if you maraud France for it, they just surrender and give it to you.
Category: Food
==== In the Netherlands ====
In the Netherlands, "cotton" candy is made of human feces, or poop. They than later add the pink colour and form it's fluffy texture.