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Spengbab

As a fan of TV DX, I always catch weird things from faraway places. Usually it's a transmission or two that I can't find an explanation for and I usually forget them almost immediately. But there was one that I will never forget...
I was looking for a signal one night and caught a high definition test card. It was the old Indian test card, but the Indian had no face; it was just a skull accompanied by white noise. I kept my hand away from the control and prepared myself to see what this was.
Suddenly, an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants started. It was dubbed in an unknown language; it didn't matter to me, so I kept watching.
The episode started with SpongeBob going down to the kitchen. In this episode, he found a chest; he looked at it for a moment before opening it. A monster that could only have come from a Lovecraft story popped out. It filled SpongeBob's holes with its tentacles until it was entirely inside the sponge's body. SpongeBob stood up, his body covered in goo and his face deformed. The image was burned in my mind and will never leave.
SpongeBob walked out of his house like a zombie until he arrived at Patrick's. The stone opened and SpongeBob's tongue came out; it stuck to Patrick's head and started sucking. After a while, Patrick fell down and SpongeBob walked up to him. The tentacles jumped out of the sponge and entered the starfish's body, changing him into an equally horrible form.
The two walked around town like zombies, violently killing anything they could find. Both arrived at Sandy's house, violently entering as the water flooded the dome. Both immobilized Sandy with their tongues and began to sodomize and violate her with them. Some of the images will never be forgotten.
After finishing with Sandy, both SpongeBob and Patrick became skeletons; Sandy stayed still, crying while the dome flooded with water. The episode ended after that and the signal cut.
I have never seen any other transmission from that frequency.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Skeletons
Category:Old Shit
Spengoy

I'm name is a mike. I'm 17 year old I want you tell something important. Well here the story back day I was 12 year old
I was just watch a SpongeBob episode with my best friend Timmy. But suddenly I heard a ringing bell coming from my door I check and it was package with text saying "from spengoy" I open the package and it was a DVD. Me will gonna play the DVD with my best friend. but my best friend was going to back to he house because it's getting night. So I play it and video start with sponge name spengoy which it look like SpongeBob but with hyper realistic eyes,hat with letter k and a big shoes. And what I heard he say this in bad English "hlleo tis is spengoy if yu wtach tis vedio ten yu are a lulky goy becaosi I gunne invetid yu tu mye poryt sa sii yu en mye poryt" then after that the screen went static for ten seconds. After that a hands coming through the tv and grab me to the tv.
After that I woke up in the under water and I can breathe!!!! After that I see a pineapple house in front me. And then I'm Enter the house and see crownd of people dancing, drinking and eating after that a announcer voice saying "welcoma meki it nace ta sii yu" say the announcer voice after 30 minutes of talking and drinking with other people a announcer is back and saying "TU meki spengoy wany ta sii yu in hes ruum after that I go to spengoy room and see spengoy grab a bowl of kelpo (cereal In SpongeBob) and then spengoy say "hiri eat tis ciriol" after that I eat and it just make me faith
after that I woke up in my room and don't what happen but a box from spengoy in my room. After that I opened it and there paper says "thonks TU cum tu mye porty ond ulsa whi e furcid yu TU iot e ciriol bicause i cuntrul yu TU dilevary bax TU evry sengle noighberhuud TU invetid everyoni TU Myer porty and if thiri piapli thet thay gut a envetid box but thay nut in Mye porty tha naxt dey thay will die oni teng yu should know thet that piapli in ta porty will trops fur whuli lefi ontel thay uld and die and olsu du nut tell enyone obuat tis"after that I see a head of my best friend with no eyes and blood is anywhere in the box and I was shocked after that day I got traumatized for a whole life. And I just want tell something to you. If you see a box and a text "from spengoy" and in inside is DVD do not. Wait minutes? Who is there in the door wait spengoy is that you!?!!!?;!! Why are u mad and why are u grab that knife wait no please no no no no noaaaaaaaah aaaah
Category:Trollpasta
Category:SpongeBob
Category:Hyper-realistic
Category:English Class Failure
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Im died
Spider-Man: The Reckoning

Alright guys. I don't know what to do anymore. All I know is, I'm never going back to Spider-Man 2001.
It all started on a Saturday. I was feeling nostalgic, so I felt I should pull out the old Playstation out and play some Spider-Man. 
Huge mistake. 
It started out normal, but Spider-Man was missing. I was a bit weirded out, but I didn't pay any attention. It was an old game, anyway. I pressed Start and I started the game like normal. I went through the opening cutscene as normal, but old Spidey looked depressed for some reason. This wasn't like the Spider-Man I knew.
There was no Black Cat when Spidey got onto the rooftop. Just silence. I was really starting to worry, but it turns out it was lag. I went through the first level as normal, but upon entering the second level, Spidey broke into tears. "What?" I said this as I knew from my childhood that that had never happened. Black Cat was there, and she said, "You knew this was-" "SHUT UP! Just... shut up." He then turned around and just smacked Black Cat. I dropped my controller but then picked it up as it was letting me regain control of my controller.
"What else is weird about this?" I climbed up the builings as normal, but I was shot instantly as I got on top of the rooftop. No cutscene played. When the screen reappeared, Spidey wasn't Spidey. His face was bloodied up and Venom was circling him. "You KNEW this was due to happen, Spider-Man." "NO! SHUT UP, VENOM! SHUT UP!" He was going insane now. I pressed buttons on my controller as Spidey began to shake. He shaked, but nothing else. "What the hell!" 
"A futile escape plan, huh?" He punched Spidey again and again. Each time, Spidey's face got bloodier. I couldn't bear to watch anymore, but I felt compelled to watch. Venom pulled out a gun and said, "You'll join Mary Jane.." Then I realized what was going on. Venom had killed Mary Jane and Spidey was too late and couldn't save her. Right before Venom shot, I turned the console off and won't go back to it again. Even though I didn't beat it, I have no intention to.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Cliche Madness
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Spider Man's Death

So I was on eBay looking for the new spider man movie then I found a DVD called Spider Man's Death So I bought it. Two Days Later it came in there was no case just a DVD. Written on the DVD with Sharpie Called Spider Man's Death on the back said DONT WATCH. I ignored it and put it in my DVD player. The select screen came on but it was white and the only button said in capitols said PLAY I clicked play and the movie started Spider Man was swinging on buildings but he looked depressed. a flashback played of Aunt Mae's Funeral Peter was really sad but then it was covered in concrete so he got really sad. then another flashback played Peter was going to M.J's Apartment but when he opened the door and M.J was Having a date with another man M.J said " its not what is looks like Peter" Peter ran out the room. Then the next 15 minutes was static but when he played it back frame by frame he saw all of spider man's villains they looked all stabbed and shot by a M4 I almost threw up then it cut back spider man stopped swinging and starred falling i was trying to take the DVD out but the eject button didnt work I had to be forced to watch it then spider man splatted like a pancake very realistic blood spread every where then it cut to spider ma's grave then the movie ended i broke the DVD with a hammer I said " What The Heck Just Happened" then I burned the DVD pieces. Its been a month since i've seen it the I learned Never buy blank Spider Man DVD's
Category:Not Sure if Troll or Trying to Be Serious
Category:English Class Failure
Category:SUPR SKAREY IMAG
Category:Shortpasta
Spider Tanks

One day, while frolicking in a meadow of daisies in the English countryside - as one does - I stumbled upon a burning bush.
It was the Christian God.
"My child, I have watched over humanity since the beginning. I will grant you one wish to change the world, as you desire. Choose carefully, my child".
I thought carefully and came upon a decision.
"God, I have decided..."
"What shall it be, my child?"
"Spider tanks."
There was a long pause of silence from the burning bush.
"Do you not wish to end poverty and world hunger? Or cure cancer?"
"I want spider tanks to be real. Like the ones from Ghost in the Shell (1995)".
I think that was the day God left.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Category:Shortpasta
Spider Troll

Spider Troll, Spider Troll,
For getting whores, he's on a roll.
Got some boobs? Any size!
Join his group, you're his hero prize.
Look out! Here comes the Spider Troll!
Is he a pimp? Listen, bud
He's got sexually active blood.
Can he swing from a thread?
After fucking a whore in bed.
Hey, there! There goes the Spider Troll!
In the chill of night,
At the scene of a crime,
If there's whores involved,
He arrives just in time!
Spider Troll, Spider Troll,
Downtown neighborhood Spider Troll.
Wealth and fame, he's ignored.
His prizes are his whores.
To him, he gets some great big bangs
Where there's some whores with rags.
You'll find the Spider Troll!
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Spiderman.exe

I'm so scared... My room is cold and brooding. I await my punishment. I made him mad! The door bursts open. Now right now you may be thinking "Da fuk moron you want to die?". So I will tell you the backstory while I slowly get my head cut of by this monstrosity.
It was 10 years ago, I was 9 years old and I loved Spiderman. I loved him so much I ripped holes in the comic books and put my little... You know. I did this everyday after school. But one day, a new kid named Tom came to school. He liked Batman, so I beat the shit out of him and took a dump on his face while he was down. It was a great victory, I then smudged his face with my feces even more with a Spiderman comic, It got stuck on his face and he had to go to the hospital, needless to say, I won the fight and he would never love Batman again, I also stole his Yu-Gio cards, fuck yeah a dark magician!
But that night, I saw batman come into my room. I kicked him in the fucking face and made fun of his dead parents. He shit himself! My Mum comes in and grounds me, stupid mum now I couldn't play Call Of Duty Black Ops and raise my K/D/R.
All was fine during my teenage years, I beat the shit out of all Non-Spiderman lovers. Everyone at my school loved spiderman. Even the fucking teachers loved spiderman. And then in 2009 they released Spider-Man Shit Of Shadows for the Xbox One. But I was poor as shit because I stole my mums money and spent it on hookers, so i went to Target and stole it. Everyone who went to target loved Spiderman as well, because I beat the shit out of everyone there. So I got free games. I get home and put the game into my Ps4. I play it, fuck yeah! Spiderman jumping off the walls, kicking the shit out of villians. I kept playing that game until a couple days ago. I finished the game 110%. It was great, It was like GTA except not with shit graphics, it was great until I tried to kill Spiderman because I was bored, I make him jump into the water, he splashes right in and then blood comes squirted out of the water.
Oh fuck! What have I done???! Spiderman jumps out of the TV and punches me in the nuts and tells me to never do that again! He leaves my house and comes back a couple days later.
And thats were we are today, my head is chopped off and I died. Dont ever kill spiderman, he is beast.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Excessive Profanity
Category:Im died
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:File Extensions
Spiderman.exe Venom Returns.

I sit here, headless. I feel the wind from my window brush past my oozing wound, and by that I mean past my neck which no longer has a head attatched to it. I look outside my window, it's raining. Then suddenly the rain turns black, The fuck? A evil looking face pops out, it's venom! "Ssss what a mess..Sss" hissed venom. All I could do was stare as I felt my vocal cords bleed. Why don't I help you out?
He puts his black goo ridden arm around my neck, he then proceeds to grab my head and mend it back on. Also, he was able to mend my vocal cords and lungs aswell which is nice. He rips down my Spiderman poster. All I could do was shout "NO!". He punches me in the face so hard my head could've of slipped of again. "Sss Shut the fuck up" he hissed again, "We need to find Spiderman, and kill him!". I remember getting punched in the nuts, fuck man. That hurt. I plan to go ahead and kill spiderman, the only man I loved. He betrayed me, it was just a game. But he took it too far.
We catch a flight to New York City and arrive at Spidermans apartment. "Oh, hello again" Spiderman said in a king voice, "What do you want". Venom pumbles Spiderman to the ground and trys to suffocate him. Spiderman reaches for Venoms balls but remembers that, venom is a fucking alien and doesn't have nuts. I couldn't take it anymore.
I run up and grab Spiderman's web shooters, I shoot the web fluid that tastes strangely like cum, right into venoms face. He is blinded and I punch him in the face. Spiderman gets up and grabs a shotgun, with one shot right into the face, Venom is dead. "Thanks for the help, but.. You still tried to kill me FUCKER!". Spiderman yells. His skin bursts open, but his suit still stays attached to his now teared skin. His eyes roll back into the back of his head and blood trickles down from his eyes and his vagina.
He grabs my neck and chucks me out the window, I go fucking flying. I'm shitting my pants right now. I land right in the middle of times square. My head got smashed, my brains smooshed all over the pavement. Spiderman swings after me. He sits on my dead body, pulls down his face and takes a big shit, right on my back. I hear his pain, It must be really bad because blood trickles from his butthole and on his shit.
Im so done. Fuck Spiderman, I'm going to go read some Batman comics instead. Stupid fucking spiderman.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Spiderman: extended addition

Hi my name is David. I am a 26 year old spiderman super fan. I especially love the Sam Raimi movies from 2002 to 2007. Once every month I like to go to yard sales to search for any spiderman related media. It was june, and I was at this sketchy looking yard sale run by some old guy he had a huge collection of vhs and dvds. I was browsing through his vhs's and I saw a copy of the first spiderman movie from 2002 but it had text below the title that said "extended addition". I asked the old man how much it was and he said "It- Its free, just take it!" Hmm thats weird.
I went home and put it in my vhs player, and it began to play. The movie began, but there was no audio, and it was kind of glitchy. Like it would just randomly stop then start at certain points. Must just be a busted tape, the audio began at the part where peter gets on the bus, but this time MJ and Flash were making out, and peter got sad. He sat in the back of the bus and the rest of the movie went like normal. Until the part where green goblin blows up the testing grounds. Instead of transitioning to the graduation hats, we saw the man burning alive in the building, he looked like that guy from indiana jones burning, then it transitioned to the hats, the movie continued like normal until the scene where green goblin attacks may's home. He actually killed her, he threw one of his pumpkin bomb blades and it fucking cut her limbs off. I threw up, "WHO DID THIS!" I screamed. Instead of peter going to the hospital, he went to the grave yard to visit aunt may at the graveyard at night. He was crying and walked away to a nearby pay phone to tell mary jane about the news, but like the normal version the green goblin was on the other end. Peter suited up as spiderman and swung to the bridge. The scene played out exactly like normal until where norman is doing is monolog and summons the glider to try and kill spiderman. But spiderman didn't do a back flip to dodge it, he turned around and tried to web the glider but it didn't work. The glider went through peter and norman jumped out of the way. Peter was pinned on the brick wall with the glider stabbed in his stomach. He coughed up blood on the glider and said "Please, just dont kill M...J..." He died. I was crying as norman but on the globin mask and said in a maniacal voice "Time to have some REAL fun with MJ! AH HA HA HAAAA". He went to the ferry with the kids and mj on it, he grabbed mj and blew up the ferry as the kids and the driver burned alive. He took her to oscorp as she screamed it faded to black for 5 minutes. The screen lightened to reveal the goblin with m j's face on his mask as he laughed. The credits rolled and I threw up all over my couch, I never watched spiderman 2002 again and I stopped going to yard sales. If you find a spiderman vhs titled "spiderman: "extended edition" please, I repeat PLEASE do not watch it! 
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:English Class Failure
Spiderman 2 but wronged

It was 2004, and the Spider-Man™ 2™ game for the GameCube, Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 2, Xbox, Game Boy Advance, N-Gage, Mac OS X, Nintendo DS, and PlayStation Portable has came out. I wanted it so much for the Xbox because I had and Xbox and not any other the other consoles, except the DS but it's trash XD. I got it for my birthday, I turned 10, and played it all the times.
14 years later, I look at the game that has shown it's self in my attic in my house. The game, however, looked off. Spider-Man has his eyes ripped off of the paper cover inside the case and he looked a bit like jesus. I brushed it off, thinking that it just did that overtime of being badly kept in attic. I put the game in my original Xbox, and it didn't work. I took it out and rubbed Colgate on it. It sounded like it screamed but maybe it didn't, I don't know. I put it back in, with the Colgate washed off, and it workeded! I was happy :D.
The game started up normal, except for the hyper realistic blood on the bottom left corner of my tv. I got kinda spooked but I thought it was an easter egg. I started the game in on the last level of the first game, even though I hit new game and it was the second game. It was odd though. Spider-Man had ripped out eyes that were bleeding blood and he was crying blood also too. Then, every single boss in the game all came over to on spider-man and he was torn up. He got him's arms and legs ripped off and he was sad. Then, I had control of him, but I could only wobble wobble. But, in the sky, something was heading close.
It was the Boeing 767-223ER, the plane that crashed into the 9/11 towers. It was heading right toward spider-man, and I couldn't do anything. Then, spider-man turned to the camera and said, "It's your fault, Jake.". How did spider-man know my name? Huh? The pizza theme was playing, but it was backwards and a bit louder. It also sounded like it was blood. The bosses put spider-man on a cross and then teleported into muck and left. Then, the plane crashed into the towers and killed spider-man, and most likely everyone else that were in the buildings.
I opened my xbox and broke the game after that. Then, I broke my xbox. I can never look at spider-man and 9/11 in the same way after that. Never play unknown save files.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Hyper-realistic
Spiderman PS1 Alternative Ending

This story is dumb. Really dumb. Unless you want the autism to consume you, leave now.
==Chapter One==
One day, I went to my local GameStop. I checked out holding Spider-Man 3 for the PS3 and a Spider-Man Funko Pop. I was wanting some old games so I asked if they had any PS1 games. "Only One", said they guy at the cash register, texting on his phone. He went into the back and came out with a copy of Spider-Man for the PS1. "This is the only one we got", the cashier said. I was excited that it was a Spider-Man game. I gave the guy $40 and went to my car. I got home. I decided to play the old game first, so I put Spider-Man 3 with the rest of my PS3 games. I put the PS1 disk in my PS2 because you can play PS1 games on PS2.
==Chapter Two==
The game started up. I heard a cool remix of the Spider-Man screen. I pressed start. There was already a save file. I decided to press continue. it showed a cutscene. It was Spider-Man standing by a beaten up Carnage. He was talking about how he stopped the bad guy and that it was over. then, some robotic tentacles came out of the ground. Then what looked like carnage with Doc Ock's tentacles appeared. then the cutscene ended. Then I was in a tunnel. I didn't know what to do so Monster Ock caught me rather quickly. Then rather it having me restart, it showed a hyper-realistic cutscene of Monster Ock walking up to Spidey, grabbing him by the neck and biting him in half. I took a screenshot of a frame. Then it showed a pretty back ground. The sun was shining and there was a rainbow and flowers. It was playing a peaceful melody. Then a hyper realistic zombie Spider-Man appeared and a loud screech played. I turned my tv off and took the disk out of my PS2. For some strange reason however, the disk art was changed. It showed a zombie Spider-Man face that was very gory.
==Chapter Three==
I decided to return the game to GameStop. I went over to the GameStop that I bought the game at. When I got there. The lights were turned off, but the door was wide open. I heard a loud chewing noise by the check-out area. I went over... I saw the cashier I met earlier bit in half, and a zombie Spider-Man eating his organs. Then I felt a giant, sticky, red hand grab the back of my neck...
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Im died
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
Spiderman Singing Balls In Jail

I know that the title sounds dirty but it's not. Let me explain. Spiderman singing balls in jail is the result of a poorly made PC exclusive Spiderman game made back in the 90's because the game's intro song attempted to rip-off the Spiderman TAS theme song so a YouTuber that reviewed the game turned it into a running joke in which spiderman balls would multiply every time the song would be used as a joke eventually resulting in the spiderman balls going to jail. The Spiderman Balls are just circles with Spiderman's face on them btw.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Music
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Spiderman is Hate

>be me
>go outside to smoke cig
>nephews were watching Spiderman
>Main bad guy says "Don't you know smoking is bad for you?"
>I jump.
>Piss pants.
>True story.
>Spiderman is hate.
>Spiderman is death.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:TRUE STORY
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Shortpasta