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Don't Be Afraid of Eyeless Jack

I was woken up by a thump.
It came from outside my bedroom door. I had no idea what it was, and, in terror, pulled by covers closer to me. Then, someone walked into my room.
He wore a blue mask with two black dots in place of the eyes. Everything else about him was black. He was also holding a knife.
"Fear me!" the being said, apparently to my window. "It is I, Eyeless Jack! I have come for your kidneys!" He then walked over to my desk, which was on the other side of the room from where I was. 
"Ha ha!" he yelled, and then started stabbing the desk. Then, feeling it, he said, "Oh. Damn it." 
While Eyeless Jack was going around being an idiot, I just got out of my bed and started walking out of my room. Jack must've heard me, since he yelled, "I have you now!" and then ran straight into the wall right next to me. 
Despite being a bit scared, I felt pity for the guy.
"Umm... are you ok?" I asked. 
Jack sat down and sighed. "No, I'm not ok. I'm a guy with no eyes trying to murder people. Gotta tell you, it creates some problems."
"Then why are you doing this?"
"When I was in school, I took some test that would show me what career I'm best suited for. The results said I should be an eyeless serial killer who steals kidneys."
I looked at him askance. He couldn't tell. "That's... oddly specific," I said.
Jack shrugged. "Hey, this wasn't my first choice. I tried working at Walmart for a bit."
"I take it things didn't end well?"
"I got fired for trying to kill a screaming child."
"I can empathize."
"Did you try killing a screaming child too?"
"No, but I've wanted to."
Jack laughed. "You know, this conversation almost makes me want to not kill you."
"Almost?" I asked.
"Yep!" Jack yelled, stabbing at me. His blade made contact with something.
"Got you!" he yelled, before realizing he actually stabbed a wall. I had silently moved away while we were talking.
"Motherfucker!" he screamed.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Look ma, it's one of those creepypasta characters!
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Don't Break Promises Too Yourself

When I was a young boy, I had promised that by the age of 18, I would own a kickass car, get kickass grades, do a kickass science fair project, have a kickass girlfriend, kick someone's ass, and be kickass or else I would die a tragic death. I've been checking off goals since then. When it came to the day before my 18th birthday, I looked at my list and realized, I hadn't finished getting kickass grades! I considered kickass grades as straight A's. Luckily, the one class I had let to get an A in was English, and it was a test about all sorts of grammars. As long as I aced it, I would have straight A's. The next day, I still technically wasn't 18 (I was born late at night, around 11 o'clock) and I got my test back.
I had gotten 98%... 98% doesn't mean I aced it... I check which question I got wrong. "What is the correct word to use in the blank? "My favorite food is pasta ___!" I had chosen "too" and not "to", the correct answer. I fucked up. That was it. I'm going to die a tragic death. I can only wait until 11 o'clock (and some minutes).
I wait, and it gets to 11. I get up, not in control of my own body, more like watching a movie. I start rummaging around, trying to find something. I found it. It was my father's revolver. I put it up to my head. *BANG*. I died. The afterlife is hell. Literally. The devil has given me about 30 minutes to right this, to tell you all. To Never Break a Promise Too Yourself.
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Don't Drink Laundry Detergent

__NOTOC__==September 1st, 2011.==
Today I was feeling thirsty and I drank a nearby cup of blue fluid. It tasted awful but im not thirsty anymore.
==Sepember 2nd, 2011.==
Wel today im feelig a ltiie strange. Like I keep seeing things out of the corner of my eye and I have sudden short term memory loss. Its parbaly nothing.
==Sewteber 3 20011==
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==SsemSdeer 4 2432420DS==
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==PSEFEMNE 465 309284736789==
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Category:Dronik Pastas
Category:Jornel
Category:Stupid is as the main character does
Category:Im died
Category:Shortpasta
Don't Eat the Sponge Cake!

"Mmmm....sponge cake!" said Katrina. Her mother had left it on the counter right before she went to work that morning. Katrina knew that her mother had strictly forbidden for her to have any of it, but she thought one little taste wouldn't hurt.
As she got out the knife to cut herself a slice of cake, she wondered why she had the bad feeling something awful was going to happen. Like that time when her father went on that business trip, and she had that feeling. She broke her leg while her father was away! But she figured as long as she was careful with the knife, nothing drastic would happen. Right?
She cut just a little bit into the cake when she felt something hit her on the back of her neck!
"Hey!" she said, twirling around. But no one was there. Shrugging, she turned back to the cake to find that someone was blocking her way! The person was draped in a black cloth, but Katrina could see it's eyes. They were blood red, and shone through the strange cloth.
"What the heck?!" sputtered Katrina. The figure in black said nothing.
"Who... what... are you?" demanded Katrina.
The thing (as Katrina referred to it) slowly walked towards her. It got out a strange utensil. Was it a knife? It sure didn't look like anything Katrina had ever seen! The last thing Katrina heard was this:
"For generations, the cake has been slaughtered by the humans. Now, the cake will slaughter the humans!!!"
...
Hours later, when Katrina's mother got home from work, she came home to a gruesome sight. What remained of Katrina's body was severely chopped up. Blood and internal organs were EVERYWHERE. And on the wall, a chilling message was written in blood. It said:
THE CAKE SHALL NOW KILL
Kids, never eat a cake without adult supervision.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:EVIL FOOD
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Don't Go Into the Factory

First ill tell you a bit about the factory on the edge of my towns. Near too were i Live, there's a factory on the outskirt of town.
The factory makes overns, and nothing else. But Nobody Knows Why Or How, because the factory's always been there.
Nobody works in the factory, and you can see through the windows and its' empty all the time. But every week there's some overns outside the front door. There could be 1 overn, there could be 5 hundred overns, nobody asks question they jut take the overns and sell them at shops and store everywhere in town everyone has overns from the factory. The overns werk great but Nobody Knows How theyr;e made. One dark night me and my freinds were out in town and we were having some drinks and having fun. My friend Billy said 'lets go into the factory itll be funny!!' i said 'no' but all my friends said 'lets go into the factory itll be funny!!' so we went to the factory
it was Really dark, i could'nt see anything except Ii could see the Factory louming above us,,, Billy said 'im gonna go inside!!!' and he ran in before any one could pull him backward. He Ran thru the doors and they SLAMMED behind him SLAM!!!!!! we all ran to the doors and tried to open them but we could'nt. we were banging on the door s but herew was no sounds, just the sounds of the factory. We all went home because we were tired.
Te next day i decide to go to te factory to see if Billy was there. I went to the factory and stood outside there were overns on the outside of the front door! I walked over and saw something which still horrors me to this day One overn stood in front of all the rest. It lookd a lil different to normal. I looked closer, and instead of the usual logo it said one word.
'Billy'
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Shortpasta
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Don't Go Outside

I used to live in the country, and I found it odd because I was so used to the city for a long time. I found the country side a little un-nerving because I used to hear lots of noises from outside. I ignored it until one night. There was a power outage in my house so it was dark in my house, while outside it was midnight. I had to use a candle to get around the house, and decided to check the power box. I stepped onto the porch to take a look at the power box when suddenly, I heard a growl from behind me. It sounded a lot like a dog snarling, really. I ran back into the house in fright, locking the door behind me.
I decided to look out the back window to see what had made that noise. I looked outside to see a man standing in the middle of the cold darkness; he was wearing a farmers outfit and had a pig mask on. I wanted to call the police, but the power was out. I looked a little closer to see that it wasn't a man, but a creature wearing a torn off pig face for a mask. It had sharp claws for fingers and the farmers outfit had blood stains on it, while its legs were crippled and bent in an odd way.
After a while of having a little staring contest, the creature walked up to my house. It then suddenly turned to the man and growled again, then ran at the man at full speed. It lunged at him and tore off a piece of his skin revealing the flesh under his face. The creature took off the pigs mask to reveal a horrible slit across the face with burnt skin all over. One of the scary things was that it had no eyes. It then jammed its fingers under the mans throat, ripping his face off! It took his jaw off and ate the meat off of his cheeks.
The man had no time to scream as the creature ripped its way into the organs and started eating his liver and stomach and also some of the small intestines. I was about to run away from the creature when I heard a crash in the window! My neighbors body was on the floor twitching, then the creature jumped in through the window and stood up over me and just said, "You saw nothing!" In a deep and dark voice, It then took my leg and dragged me into the bathroom.
The next morning I woke up in the bathroom with an "X" slit down on my torso. I don't go out side in the country anymore because I fear the creature gave me a warning, and I figure that it wont give me another one!
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Old Shit
Don't Go to the Harbor at Night

There is a harbor not far from where I live that no one goes to at night - you'd be wise to do the same if you ever visited the area. I made the mistake of once going against the norm and dared to venture down to the harbor at night, to this day I count myself lucky to be alive.
You see it was late one night when I decided to go to the harbor, like a kid who was on a dare - wanting to see what all the fuss was about: after all, ever since I was young, I was told "Don't go to the harbor at night," and every time I'd ask why I'd get a reply of "Doesn't matter - just listen."
Of course this only sparked my curiosity further and I had finally had enough, entering the harbor I was a little scared due to how dark it was - the sound of the ocean beating against the old pier as I made my way over to the structure.
The pier was almost as old as the harbor itself and the wood creaked as I cautiously made my way to the edge, wanting to brave the experience despite the obvious dangers - the cold sea air blowing against me as I finally made it to the edge and stared out at the black abyss.
Then without warning a long, slimy tendril shot out from under the pier and wrapped around my leg - tugging me straight into the icy water and pulling me under.
The shock of the cold filled with salty water entering my lungs sent a rush of fear through my body as I kicked out, the tendril removing itself as I rose to the surface and gasped for air: coughing and spluttering as I made my way back to the pier.
I barely touched the edge of the pier before a figure rose from the water behind me, most of it hidden by the waves but a large deformed head with bulging eyes and glistening fangs was barely visible along with a horrible skeltal body - several tendrils flailed and splashed where human arms would normally be.
The creature snapped its jaws repeatedly as it made another grab at me with those tendrils but I managed to evade its grasp long enough to scramble back onto the pier and ran faster than I had ever ran before: my heart almost exploding in my chest as I ignored the pain from my aching legs.
I ran straight to the end of the pier and a good distance up the path before finally turning around to check on where the creature was - it was a decision I regret to this day as I still have nightmares of what I saw.
The creature dragged itself out of the water, having no legs to speak off - just a swollen, round mass - sliding across the pier with those tendril-like arms as it snapped its jaws wildly: the thing looking awkward on land but clearly not willing to give up on its prey.
I didn't wait long, I fled from the area and didn't stop until I had reached home - my parents say I was shaking uncontrollably and unable to speak, my clothes still soaking wet and my hair standing on end.
So, take it from me - when someone tells you "Don't go to the harbor at night" - you'd better listen...
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Old Shit
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

Have you heard of that video that's been on YouTube called "Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared?" Well, theirs more to it than the happy-go-lucky puppets singing and dancing. No, I'm not talking about how the video transforms into nightmare fuel towards the end. (If you've already seen it you know what I'm talking about.) Before you sit back and think "Great, another cursed video story." Stick around, this isn't what you think. Before you read further, I suggest watching the video if you haven't seen it yet.
The tune in the video is catchy, right? Moving on, this video's light-hearted facade hides a sinister plot. The video depicts more than how something could go horribly wrong within a matter of secconds. It describes how we as people are encouraged to be ourselves and do/think what we want to, but only certain things are acceptable, they don't really mean "be yourself". They actually mean, "Be what I want you to be" The purpose of this video was to make you think. To make you realize what kind of place we live in.
Let's break it down, shall we?
When the notebook asks if the other puppets find the clouds in the sky, they say no. Then she asks them to take another look and puts a monocle over her own eye. Then the puppets see what she wanted them to see such as the hat, cat, and so on. But when the yellow puppet tries to be creative, and painted a clown, the notebook told him to "slow it down" and destroying the painting by pouring the ink over it. Basically saying "No, the clown isn't acceptable." After that, when the notebook suggest using leaves and sticks to spell out your favorite colors, look at the color wheel. You only see the colors blue, yellow, red, brown, and beige. When one puppet chooses green, the notebook tells him that it is not a creative color because it's not on the color wheel. Green is not accepted, therefore, it can't be your favorite color.
Here's where things get a little off.
The music speeds up, and kind of disorts. You see the puppets hands fastly making various crafts. When the screen rotates around the table, you see directer's chairs, a camera, and microphone. That's suggesting that it's a Hollywood set. Hollywood is where these genral ideas of how we are to act as people come from. It's where all of the corruption in today's society comes from. After this, the puppets began going insane. Pouring glitter over a human heart, eating brain cake, you get the idea. Things get crazy. Afterwards things go back to normal, and the notebook says "Now let's all agree to never be creative again."
This video basically points out that we are taught at a young age (hense the children's show themed setting and song) to be an individual, to be unique, but they really want us all to be generally the same. Society isn't open to unique people, but they make it look like they are. Does this video make you think about the world we live in? It should. This video is the reality of today's society.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:THERY
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Don't Judge a Book by Its Cover

Once there was a man who was an ordinary man. One day this man to the bookstore to buy a books. He found a bunch a books on one of the bookshelf but they were all scary-looking except one that had pretty colors and bunny rabbits and Bob Marley on the cover. The man pick this one because he knew the other books were possessed by Satan and also the Devil and that bad things would happen if he read them.
He opened the pretty book but instead of having pretty stuff in it it had BLOOD! And SKULLS!! This scared the man so he ran away but before he could run away the book killed him and he died and then he became a ghost. Later he found out the scary books were really just regular books! Now the man doesn't judge a book by its cover anymore.
Category:WHAT A TWIST!
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Shortpasta
Don't Kink Shame (Copypasta)

Don't knock it unless you have tried it, we shouldn't be kink shaming in 2022. This is actually both very exciting and empowering. The anticipation as the bull arrives, not knowing whether your wife and him will allow you any action. The sheer joy of being allowed to participate, your wife ordering you to do these demeaning things, then at the end cleaning up the mess of his body fluids from her body, knowing you've been fully humiliated and used. It's certainly provides some great memories on the drive to work to the Democrat offices the next morning.
Category:Trollpasta
Category:Copypasta
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Shortpasta
Don't Look at an Enderman's Eyes

My younger brother came home from school on a Friday and went straight to his room. He looked really scared, so I knocked on his door. "Are you OK?" I asked but, he didn't answer.
I opened the door, the room was dark, it was deathly cold. I saw my brother standing in the corner, with his head hitting the wall. I ran up to him, I turned him and he kept repeating, "Don't look in the eyes of the Enderman."
Then I asked," Who's the Enderman?" He stopped, then he looked at his closet and said nothing.
"Stay here, I'm gonna get you a glass of water," I said. When I got the glass of water I heard him scream like he saw a monster. I dropped the glass of water and ran to his room. I kicked the door open and, there was my brother standing in the corner with his head on the wall. As I walked to him I noticed, a pool of blood on the wall. I was nervous that he was hurt, so I turned him around and...
His eyes were missing like they were pulled out of his head, his teeth looked like they were ripped out, and his tongue was cut off. I screamed in terror, "OH MY GOD!" Then, he turned into bones. "Wha-?" I said as I turned towards the closet.
I saw the Enderman, it looked like a Black Skeleton with long arm and legs, it looked ten feet tall, but it had those purple eyes. It looked at me straight in the eyes...then, the Enderman opened its mouth, ran towards me and ripped my arms off.
I screamed in pain. Then, he ripped my legs off, then he started to pull my head off. In unspeakable pain, I felt my neck ripping, my spine disconnecting from my body. All I could hear was the Enderman screaming.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Minecrap
Category:Beings
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Don't Make Fake Facebook Profiles

I recently made a fake Facebook account with a friend, thinking it would be hilarious to troll people's statuses. It was hilarious for a while... until the inevitable happened. We got found out. I have no idea how we got found out, but people found out it was us. I don't know what happened, we were both careful to cover our tracks. Everything was going great, we were going to pin it on someone nobody likes. Everything was going great until today. A girl I used to be friends with came to my house wanting to hang out, and she lead me to the school by my house. She set me up. Four guys got out of a van and told me they knew it was me behind the fake Facebook profile and one of them headbutted me leaving a nasty cut below my eye. So the whole thing pretty much blew up in my face, I'm probably going to be socially ostracized, and I'm no longer allowed to talk to my best friend any more.
Newgrounds, learn from my mistakes. never make a fake Facebook profile in an attempt to get lulz. also, does anyone know how these guys could have figured out I was behind it?
Sadly shortly after this was written, the user Killer fainted due to to serious head injuries.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Trollpasta
Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:Memes
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Don't Open the Closet

I woke up one Saturday morning, fresh as a bee. Had some coffee, some breakfast, and went to my computer. To my surprise, there was a text document in the bottom-right corner of my desktop named "READ". And so I read it. Inside it said in all caps "DON'T OPEN THE CLOSET".
It seemed to advise me not to open the door that just so happened to be about 10 ft away from me...nice..
Anyway, I thought it was ridiculous, but still took caution of it's warning. The next day it was raining. Hard. And I had to take out the trash. And guess where my raincoat was?
Yup. You guessed it.
I felt that even in this bizarre weather I shouldn't open the closet. So I didn't. I got soaked in acid rain. I was very wet and unhappy.
The next day there was a really cool party that was at 8 PM. I was excited because I didn't need to worry about my closet for that. Guess what? I did. About 2 seconds after I shifted into reverse and drove my car out of the garage one of my tires popped on a sharp rock. And guess where my tools were?
The closet. Of course.
So I didn't get to attend the party. The next day I awoke to find my place trashed, dirt everywhere, things broken and battered. I went to ask my neighbors if they knew what happened, and found animal control around my neighborhood.
My neighbors told me that some psycho broke into the pound and released a bunch of strays into the neighborhood. One of them got into my house, broke all my things, and managed to sneak out.
AND GUESS WHERE MY VACUUM WAS?
So yes, I spent the entire day cleaning up my house BY HAND. The next day I got a phone call from a radio station telling me if I could answer a particular random question I could win 10 grand! I got so excited! I got even MORE excited when they asked me to name a type of large green fish! I knew EVERYTHING about fish! I kept it all on a little card...that I kept...in....my closet....I ended up giving the wrong answer and I lost the chance of a lifetime.
The next day I became so angry, so aggravated, so INFURIATED, that I finally decided to do it! I opened my closet...
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
THE END
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Category:Trollpasta
Category:Satire
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Category:And then a skeleton popped out
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