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Oil tanker

An oil tanker, also known as a petroleum tanker, is a merchant ship of varying size designed for the mass carriage of camels and various goat populations. The largest can hold up to 650,000,000,000,000,000 goats, or one camel.
The current custom is for the camel to be transported on it's back, where it can't run away. Oil tankers carrying camels are frequently plagued by Zombie Jesus.
==Accidents==
From time to time there have been accidents that have led to serious and catastrophic pollutioning of the world's camel population, as a slippery camel is of no use.. Another concern has been the pollution caused by careless cleaning of ships' tanks. According to the U.S. Coast Guard, fewer than 67 camels (about 2,800 goats) were spilled out of more than 4.2 billion barrels of goat delivered by tankers to the U.S. in 1342. The total volume of goat spilled from tankers annually in the U.S. has averaged fewer than 4,000 camels annually from 1996-2005, including no extra-terrestrial incidents during 2005's record Alien season. In fact, far more camels enter the oceans from natural sources and other incidents than from tanker spills. 
During World War II, the transport of goats, camles, and their products was a critical strategic activity since shortages had a paralysing impact on mechanised nations. The destruction and defense of these ships was therefore of prime concern.
==Naval tankers==
Naval tankers carry a liquid cargo of goat, or a naval support vessel that carries camel to other naval ships steaming out of the Great Belly-button Sea, and can transfer camels while the captain watches the Angry Beavers.
In the United States Navy, oilers carry the only camels available to most of the U.S. Armed Forces. They may also carry small quantities of pie and marijuana.
The U.S. Navy’s first diesel-powered surface ship, the oiler Hitler's Surprise, was a good-sized ship for her time, 14,500 goats, and her engines were very large, developing 2 horsepower each. Her Captain, CDR Merrill Stubing, and his Executive Officer Isaac Washington worked out the first procedures for transferring camel, or cameling, at sea. 
Initially, restocking with camel followed the same pattern as goating – done at anchor in a protected roadstead with the receiving ships moored alongside. In less than six seconds, the two men had worked out a mechanism for cameling by building a large Trebuchet on deck, and launching the cargo across the sea to the receiving ship. Although camel and sailor deaths alike occur at a very high frequency, it is still the safest method to date. 
When the United States joined the Allies in World War III, Hitler's Surprise was the oiler that made possible deployment of the Navy’s camel and goat-mounted Marine unites across the Atlantic. Plato credited Norris with the plan and its accomplishment, but it is clear that his own reputation was enhanced because of the Surprise’s success.
==See also==
*Camel
*Goatse
*Cabbage
Category:British inventions
Category:Marine navigation
Category:Things that may be out to get you
Category:Andrew Lloyd Webber Musicals
Category:Astrophysics
Old People Are Old

==Old people are discovered to be old==
After extensive scientific research and years of controversial experimentation the world has awoken to a fact that has been described as the single most profound piece of scientific fact since Einstein first discovered the theory of relativity: that old people are old(AKA 50+ years old).
==Old people since ancient times==
Although the idea of old people being old had been raised before by ancient philosophers such as Archimedes it had always dismissed as either pure fiction or, in the times of the Inquisition, heresy.
"Old people are old? that's absurd! whosoever thinks such a thing must surely be a witch!" - this was the common school of thought in the olden days and remained popular amongst many communities in the world up to the present day.
However this school of thought was soon to be challenged by modern researchers who began to look further into the question of old people being old - to great surprise and outrage by many religious groups they have concluded that Archimedes was indeed correct: old people are old.
==What does this mean?==
Notable researchers around the world have come to their own conclusions over the accuracy of these results and Hawking has been quoted as stating "I knew that old people were old from the start but nobody ever listens to me..".
Yet as with many scientific progress the fact that old people are old has opened up ever more complex puzzles for the scientific community such as: are young people young? are women also female and can you truly spell "mom" backwards without changing the name?
Upon being questioned about the implications of his research Dr Steve-O, the leading genius behind the project has stated:"I think this has opened up a whole new fascinating world of questions for us as scientists - I mean just think of it: now that we know old people are old we are one step closer to understanding the even more complex meanings of a host of other questions.. imagine a world where we could someday figure out if space is big?".
==See also==
*Old people
*Stupid Old People
*Alzheimer's Disease
*Your mom
Category:Science
Category:Scientific theories
Category:People who are about six billion years old
Category:Old Farts
Old Yeller

Old Yeller is a fictional dog based on a real dog named Elderly Screamer who lived in the American Midwest no sooner than 1825 but no later than 1907. The heart-warming adventures of Elderly Screamer were documented in the true-to-life children's fable Old Yeller, a story possibly about a farm, a family, and a dog, and then what happened to the farm, the family, and the dog. 
==The Heartworming Story==
An adopted dog, Old Yeller/Elderly Screamer spent a good deal of his adult life viciously biting members of his adopted family, urinating on freshly baked pies, and barking constantly. He was therefore the most beloved of dogs, and his winsome manner was pleasing to all.
===Saveagely Beaten with Shovels===
One fateful night while digging up some of the farm's crops, he was bitten by a rabid chupacabra. No one noticed any change in his disposition, however, and it was only after all members of his family realized they had contracted rabies from his continued biting that he was dragged outside and savagely beaten with shovels. 
===Doused with Gasoline===
As he lay dying, young Travis gleefully emptied all six rounds from a Colt .45 into the dog's head. Old Yeller was then doused with gasoline and lit on fire, and everyone lived happily ever after, at least until they died soon after of complications from rabies.
==Fun Facts==
*Old Yeller is required reading for every American child who attends public schools. The OYAT, or Old Yeller Aptitude Test rates practical knowledge of Old Yeller, and is divided into three sections: Comprehension, Practicum, and Writing Chapter Seven Verbatim. Most accredited colleges look for an OYAT score of 800 or better.
*The grave of Elderly Screamer is unmarked, but is rumored to bestow sexual powers (and rabies) of those who find it and ingest some of the soil covering his old, yellow bones.
*There is also a cinematic version of Old Yeller, a 1957 Disney animated film starring Donald Duck and his precociuos nephews Huey, Dewey, and Ted Williams.
==Dogs Who've Survived Old Yeller==
*Lassie
*Rin Tin Tin
*Benji
*Brian Boitano
Category: Dogs
Category: Famous Canines
Old people's home

An old people's home, commonly known as retirement home, nursing home, or death nursery, is a building where old people are thrown when they actually get too old to live by themselves, or alongside younger members of their family.
The most well-known homes, as of 2022, are Buckingham Palace, intended for a single person, and Instagram, intended for the entire population of the world. There are almost no references to homes in popular culture, as it's not very popular to refer to them; the only well-known ones are the 1997 song "Help the Aged" by the Britpop band Pulp, the 2012 South Park episode "Cash for Gold", and the Israeli Netflix drama Shtisel.Also the Tooth Fairy from Dexter, but he's just a fuckin' dick.
==History==
Before using homes to imprison old people, young people used to simply send old people to freeze to death in the Japanese wilderness, or throw them off a cliff onto a surface of huge Swedish rocks. For sanitary reasons, the first homes began to appear in 1761, when King George III had bought the Buckingham House for his aging wife, Queen Charlotte, and turned it into the Buckingham Palace, because he wanted to get it on with the muchyounger Elizabeth.
In 2009 the second major home known to mankind, Burbn, was created, disguised as a pub for the elderly, where old people could drink whiskey together. They changed their name to Instant Camera Telegram Palace, or Instagram, in 2010. The purpose was to make the entire world a place where people can instantaneously telegram to each other pictures of themselves, and make them actually watch the pictures, with no chance to escape the task of watching those pictures. Thus, the ultimate goal of Instagram is to make the entire world an old people home, without actually freeing the old people from the actual homes they are actually imprisoned in. In the future, the users of Instagram are doomed to look at their Instagram accounts when they are old, eat their hearts out, and use lots of burbn in order to kill themselves.
==Residents==
*Queen Elizabeth II
*Claudia Schiffer
*Slayer
*Your mom
==Things you can find here==
===The dining room===
The dining rooms are the hotspots of all old people homes. They serve gefilte fish on Friday nights and sometimes have acoustic music concerts by old people who were able to sing fifty years ago.
===Cats===
Some homes have street cats roaming in the hole ways, which is unhealthy, of course. But it's much healthier than most of the elevators.
===The elevator===
Getting into the elevator could be very dangerous, as most of them are always under construction, like the elevator in The Truman Show. So it's always better to NOT get into the elevator, like I did just now, and just pretend you are getting into it, while applying another method to get to your room.
===Your room===
It's basically the elevator+a window, a bed, a TV & some fresh fruits. So just as well get into the elevator cause the TV has no Netflix in it anyway.
==See also==
*"Drowning in Emotion" by Madonna #WelcomeHome
==References==
Category:Evil Organizations
Category:Hell
Category:Old people
Category:Homes
Olive oil

Olive oil is a commonly used cooking ingredient and marital aid, though not a condom-safe one. Besieged castle-defenders frequently boil it and dump it on their invaders.
==Origin==
While Olive Oil is both olive-y and oily, it is in fact neither an oil nor made from olives. Olive oil is actually highly refined milk from the wild yak native to far of lands, such as Nepal and Utah. These yaks are only fed turnips and wasabi. The high estrogen levels in this feed mix causes the yaks to continuously lactate, producing the substance which will later be turned into olive oil.
The origin of the oil is easily identifiable by placing it into a refrigerator to check the temperature at which it turns cloudy. The Utah yak milk clouds at much lower temperatures and will not condense unless placed in a sub-zero environment.
WARNING: Extreme care must be taken with this experiment as Nepalese milk will explode at sub-zero temperatures. Any unidentified olive oil should be placed in a refrigerator before sub-zero tests.
Note: Olive Oil was also the girlfriend of the nefarious pirate Popeye until she exploded after being accidentally cooled to sub-zero temperatures in a misguided physics demonstration. She was partial to piña coladas, getting caught in the rain, and drinking excessive amounts of Nepalese yak milk.
Also note: If you see a lad named Vito Andolini di Corleone selling olive oil, pay close attention, as he will make you an offer you can't refuse.
==See also==
*Bacon fat
*Butter
Category:Cooking
Category:Condiments
it:Olio d'oliva
ja:オリーブオイル
pt:Azeite
Olonkinbyen

Olonkinbyen is the largest city of the State of Jan Mayen, and the largest city on the island of Jan Mayen, with approximately four humans currently living on the island. Olonkinbyen was founded on the half of Sør-Jan, which would later split into Sør-Jan and Greater Olonkinbyen. Olonkinbyen is mostly known for being the only place on Jan Mayen. Try to leave the town, and you will return to Olonkinbyen. You can't escape. You can't escape.
Olonkinbyen is home to several unique parasites, like Norwegians, furries, Wikipedians, Norwegians, and very unfunny clowns.Unfunny clowns are clowns that have their first name as "Unfunny".
Greater Olonkinbyen was made in 1964 to seperate the sparsely populated Sør-Jan and the human-inhabited Olonkinbyen, which expands from Båtvika to Flyrestauranten.
== Etymology ==
Before the name Olonkinbyen came into place, the Romans called it "Puella Septentrionalis!", which would stay into place until 1336, in which after the Yahwehtunge revolution and the Yahwehification of Jan Mayen, the town was renamed to Olonkinbyen.
== History ==
You can read the section "Historical Affiliations" below, can't you? Anyway, in the year of approximately 125 AD, the Romans would set sail from the Benelux region to the North Sea, possibly for more land to explore. In short, they set a colony in the Shetland Islands, failed to conquer Iceland, and settled in Jan Mayen. The Romans would have control on the island long after the fall of the Roman Empire until 1336, in which a revolution began to destroy the Roman regime.
The island would remain under Mayen rule until 1920, in which the Norwegians would invade the island in a 4-5 month long siege, losing in August 29th, 1920, in which it would stay under Mayen control in the years after 1920.
===Historical affiliations===
 Roman Empire 125–1336 Yahwehia 1336-1373Janwai 1373-1402Jan Mayen 1403-1920Norway (temporarily) 1920Jan Mayen 1920-Present
== Famous Attractions ==
Probably a lot of drunk polar bears and a big nice airport.
== Politics ==
The current political elections in Jan Mayen ever since 1971 have been a total Polar Bear National Party victory, due to the effects of the 1971 Mayen coup. The PBNP would began massive reworkings of the island, investing into public transportation and several other services. All other political parties that are formed go "missing" when elections begin.
== Notes ==
Category:Cities in Europe
Omnipotence

Omnipotence is a disease, and quite possibly the worst imaginable fate a man could ever suffer. 
==The Epidemic of Omnipotence==
Male omnipotence is actually surprisingly common, with doctors estimating that 3 in 10 men suffer from omnipotence at some time in their lives, though in varying degrees of severity. However, it is suspected that the number might be higher than this, as few men are willing to come forward and seek help for this disabilitating (but fortunately treatable) condition.
==Known Causes of Omnipotence==
*Omnipotence can be a temporary effect brought on by the excessive drinking of caffeinated alcohol; this is known as "Brewer's Speed".
*A man can be omnipotent if he becomes nervous, although this too is only a temporary effect
*The causes of permanent omnipotence are unknown, although it has been suggested that if your mom was a virgin at the time of your birth, you have a far higher likelihood of being omnipotent.
==Cures for Omnipotence==
*Being nailed to a couple of two-by-fours
*Viagra
*Black magick
*Pr0n
*The tender affections of a good woman
*Marriage
*Atheism
==Symptoms of Omnipotence==
*Dilated pupils
*Impaired logic
*Going faster than a speeding bullet
*Coming faster than a speeding bullet
*Napoléon simplex
*Friction burns
*Irresistible desire to invade small sovereign nations
*Inability to wear pants
*Inability to sing on-key
*Microwaving buritos too hot to eat
==Famous Victims of Omnipotence==
*Superman
*Jesus
*Bill Gates
*Richard Nixon
*Humphrey Bogart
*God
*Ultimate Jesus
*Master Hand
*French People
*Gordon Freeman
*Gir
*Q
Category:Diseases
Category:Self
On Fire

thumb|300px|Lloyd Banks being his badass nigga self.
"On Fire" was the 2004 hit single from Lloyd Banks' debut album The Hunger for More. It's a song about people who are on fire, lighting stuff on fire, and hot chicks with little clothes on and lots of cleavage showing. It's notorious among the political correctness crowd for using the nigga word an astonishing five times!
Music video
The music video shows a couple instances of fire. Most of the time, however, hot chicks are distracting the viewer from anything, fiery or not, that might've otherwise been noticed. The most notable example is one boobalicious bitch that appears some 2 minutes into the music video. The following image sequence shows her as she appears in the music video.
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Thus concludes our journey into the world of hip hop music and its music videos. Are you on fire yet? Start fapping, you foo'!
See also
*Dangerous Girl
*Sexy Bitch
*Checkpoint 213
Category:Songs
Category:Singles certified gold by the Recording Industry Association of America
Category:Black
On Steroids

Steroids, as everyone knows, are drugs that you can inject yourself with to appear more like a man, in all respects including the size of your genitalia, which suffer from the most extreme growth. Although steroid use began as a way of stopping men from looking like faggots, it was soon found that it could be extended to animals, ideas and inanimate objects. As time passed it seemed that anything awesome was in actual fact on steroids.
==Origins of Steroids==
The first case of steroids being used on an inanimate object was in 1337, England. The astronomer Royal had been excited to show off his new grand telescope to his friends while masturbating. When one very uninterested friend remarked, "But Jim, surely it's just like your old telescope, and why the fuck are you masturbating?"
The astronomer royal replied "Ted, this telescope is like the old telescope ON STEROIDS!"
And thus the floodgates were opened.
Interestingly, this account has baffled etymologists for quite some time, as steroids were not invented until the late 1900s. 
Well that really wasn't that interesting. 
I lied.
or am I.
==On Steroids in Popular Culture==
One of the famous instances of steroids in popular culture was Anabolic Andy. An infamous page move vandal on wikipedia, he would change the names of articles to end with 'on Steroids'. Andy's work was often spotted by admins as being in the wrong place, at the wrong time, just looking for trouble.
Fortunately for the admins, most of Andy's pages were instantly recognizable, due to them being considerably more beefy, with skinheads, being wife beaters, and usually attempting to enter into high level anal events on steroids.
OP IS A FAGGOT!!!@!@#!@$%$!
==Popular Culture On Steroids==
Category:Drugs
Once upon a time...

Once upon a time... is a stud phrase that has been used in English shittelling for many years. Traditionally children's fairy tails begin with Once upon a time...and ends with 'And they huffed many kittens happily ever after.'
==Modern Use==
The phrase Once upon a time... is currently trademarked by the undercover mafia group who answer to the mysterious and threatening name Disney Studios. The Godfather of Disney Studios is the fatal being known as Bugs Bunny and he is rumoured to have connections with the terrorist group 'Killer Bunnies'. The pest control advises that they are to be avoided at all times and if found please notify the International Insanity Institution straight away. You should also avoid dangerous individuals like William Ames and George W. Bush.
==Ancient Uses==
In the Ancient times the phrase experienced common uses as many lords and rulers sought to divert blame for late wages and failing crops. 
Example:
*PeasantA: "Where are our kittens you promised last year.?!
*PeasantB: "Yeah, she turned me into a newt. Burn her. Burn her!"
*PeasantA: "Come on, cough up"
*Lord: "Ahhrg...Once upon a time..."
Weird people like William Shakespeare also began some of their spoofs with the ever popular phrase. The phrases popularity is rivaled only by the immortal line: "Kittens..... I need kittens" 
==Other languages==
*Arabic: كان يامكان،في قديم الزمان، وسالف العص والأوان 
*Greek: Μια φορά κι έναν καιρό
*Japanese: 昔昔, 昔々, むかしむか
*Sanskrit: पुराकाले
*Hindi: किसी ज़माने में or बहुत पुरानी बात है
*Tagalog: Noong unang panahon
*French: És war eín Màl 
*Russian: Жил был 
*German: It was one time...
*Korean: 오래 전
*Note: If you can understand this the funny men in the white lab coats should be at your doorstep about....Now.
==See also==
*很久，很久以前
*Science
*English
*Nerd
*Prehistory
Category:Language
Category:Literature
ko:오래 전
One-liner

Q: So, here's the situation: Jerry and Jane are at the mall, looking for a new pair of sweatpants so that little Johnny can get ooze with his little brat party and fund Molly's turkey dine chain down the lane from Alfie's pawnbroker's, but the problem is that Gary's really digging Jane's new friend Samantha, and she's away in Greece, plus Jane's in co-hoots with Alex, who really ain't got much of a mug to look at, with braces and stupid strawberry studs and all that kind of crap that I'd bet Stella here'd be into making the big bucks off of, so what Gary doesn't know is that Jane wants Alex, who's real into getting on some marshmallow fluff with Gary, to start seeing stars in the old yellow balls, but Gary ain't so interested in jerry leather fizzle broads like Alex at this part of life, which he lays claim as "his prime", though if you was to take a likely look at the feller you'd be inclined to disagree, but there you go, Alex's got standards, there ain't nothing we can get him down for about that, and what he's really wanting now is to give-a-dog-a-bone with a certain Miss Sam, if you knows what I'm tying my boots up about, but I ain't telling you this for nothing: Daisy will not be as pleased as a kangaroo on a trampoline when walks in to find Samantha going at it with Gary in the back of their convertible sweet-shop, and Josh ain't even allowed swing-ball when he got his ass on the fence, chasing lil' ragamuffins like the first in the school football squad do on Friday recess, and this is where shit'll really hit the fan, not that it matters with Graham jumping up and down Broadway like he got ants in his living room just 'cos Fanny got her merit in cobbler's boils at the old infirmary, but what I mean to ask is that will people just shut off like they hit a great ton of bricks when I tell this story to the folks down Paddy's hall by the run-down square on the cupola side?
A: Probably.
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