Beetlejuice Lost Footage

Ever since my parents showed me the movie Beetlejuice, I loved it! But after this experience, I will never want anything to do with the franchise ever again.
Over the years as I grew, I started watching more Beetlejuice media, such as the the cartoon and musical, and I also owned some merchandise like Funko soda and Funko plush, as well as the LEGO Beetlejuice for the LEGO Dimensions game. On my 15th birthday, I got some birthday money and went to Walmart for some shopping. I picked up some games, books, and snacks. But in the clearance section, there was some fake (or at least I thought it was fake) blood on the shelf with a wooden chest near it that read, "DO NOT OPEN." I said, "F*ck it" and opened it. It was an ordinary DVD of Beetlejuice with a lot of dust on it. I decided to buy it to relive my years of being 11-14. However, the cash register employee said not to buy it. I asked why several times, so she finally gave in.
When I got home, I excitedly put the movie in my DVD player. The WB logo and Geffen Pictures played like usual. However, things started to get weird on the opening. The title had blood splattered all over it, and the music was distorted and extremely creepy (not in a good way). Despite this, the movie played like usual until the car crash. Adam and Barbara jumped out of the car and landed in the river safely. They sighed in relief until debris from the bridge fell on them. Adam had been stabbed in the chest, and Barbara was decapitated. I quickly looked at the cover, and it suddenly had hyper realistic blood coming out of Adam, Barbara, and Betelgeuse's eyes. Not to mention when Beetlejuice was holding Adam's head like usual, it had a bloody injury. It still had a PG rating on the back, and I was appalled. I tried to turn it off, but the remote control had green light coming out, and flew towards the wall shattering into a thousand pieces. I tried to take my mind off the movie with things like video games, snacks, and music, but they all flew against the wall like the remote. It suddenly resumed by itself, and I was forced to watch this monstrosity.
The rest of the film carried on like usual until Adam and Barbara got to the waiting room, but the patients had a lot more detail on their injuries, which scared the crap out of me. After their talk with Juno, they started to summon Beetlejuice. When he came though, instead of the goofy, dimwitted, and funny ghost we all know and love, he was an absolute psychopath with no remorse, and his perverted nature was extremely exaggerated, as he attempted to strip Barbara. In addition, his features on his corpse were also more detailed, with his entire left hand missing, a torn tie, several rips in his clothes, and a huge hole in his cheek with blood coming out. Instead of being simply uncomfortable, the Maitlands were scared out of their wits. I remember the movie being a bit iffy, but I didn't remember it being this adult and scary. When the Maitlands got back to their house, a sandworm came out of the wall and consumed the two with graphic and gory detail.
I grabbed a hammer and got ready to put it through my television, but instead the hammer simply got sucked into the TV. When I got sucked in with it, the entrance to the real world disappeared the second I got into the TV. I witnessed the snake scene, but Barbara wasn't there to stop the snake. After the iconic line, "We've come for your daughter, Chuck," instead of dropping Charles like he did in the movie, he just bit his head clean off, which nearly made me sick. He then proceeded to kill Delia Deetz and Otho, but he stopped at me and Lydia. I grabbed her and ran out the door, and thankfully I saw the town as I hadn't died. However, the town was completely destroyed, with corpses all around. Lydia ran for her life and grabbed my hand. She thanked my for saving her and gave me a kiss on the cheek. Before we could celebrate, a sandworm came out of the ground and opened its mouth. Betelgeuse came out and constantly stabbed Lydia in the chest. I was forced to watch in horror until his sandworm ate me.
I awoke in my room, with the disc out of the DVD player and my room completely destroyed. I called my parents, but they were murdered outside my door. I then heard an evil laugh from Betelgeuse. I hid inside my closet, but the Betelgeuse plush I owned had hyper realistic blood coming out of his eyes.
And then a skeleton popped out from under my bed.
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