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Soy Cow

If you've ever wondered where soy milk comes from, look no further. A Soy Cow is the source of soy milk. PETA tells you to drink soy milk because it is more humane, but in actuality, they are terribly, terribly misleading. Soy milk actually comes from soy cows. If taking regular milk from non-soy cows is cruel, then taking milk from soy cows is brutal.
==Making Soy Milk==
Soy milk is made when soy cows are herded into a factory's "Strainer Room" and crushed with a giant strainer. Their blood, bone marrow, eye juice, and various fluids are then mixed in a giant blender and made into a liquid of milkshake-like vicosity. After more mixing, tada!, we have soy milk.
==Making Other Soy Products==
Soy cheese is made in a similar way to soy milk, except here the cow parts juice is left out in the sun to coagulate. Soy bleu cheese is made after adding the booger mucus from many other soy cows.
Soy cows are not known to make good pork chops, though they do make good tofu chops (an acquired taste).
Other soy products include soy cream cheese (which has a distinct urine/ass taste), soy ice cream (you can actually taste bits of cow bones covered with vanilla), soy bacon (real bacon comes from a pig), soy fudge, soy macaroni and cheese (guess what the macaroni part is. Did you say cow tendons? Correct!), soy toothpaste, and soy waffles (made after roaming soy cows hit by trucks on the freeway).
PETA, although advocates of animal rights, has no idea of the cruelity inflicted on soy cows. Fortunately for us, soy cows are high in protein, and their milk is a suitable substitute for real milk. However, their bacon is not a suitable substitute for real bacon, but their waffles are almost as nutricious as the real thing.
Soy products can be found in most supermarkets, and soy waffles can be found if you look under your car.
==See also==
*Butter
*Soy
*Vegetarian
*Food
*Farm
Category:Bovines
Category:Food
Category:Vegetables
Category:Health
Space Heaters

Space Heaters, as you may have guessed already, are gigantic heaters placed in space to warm up the coldest parts of Alaska (because you can't drill for oil when the snow is 10 km thick). They were first enacted in 2006 by the Bush Administration as an effort to promote global warming. The administration has since put out this message to explain their actions:
== A Bright Idea ==
The idea was first poineered by George Bush himself, originally created as a drawing on a coffee stained napkin in the local Chuck E. Cheese. Eventually, through the advent of laws like the Patriot Act, he convinced Americans that the program would help on the war on terror. Thinking of who he would call upon to do this feat, he employed the best scientific minds he could muster - Stephen Hawking, John Carmack, and Nikola Tesla's disintegrated left kidney as the project leader. For 40 days they toiled on experiments and labored over the parts. Finally, in 2007, they succeeded with their first space heater.
=== How it works ===
A space heater is relatively simple in design - one "big ass" heater with "2 waffle iron halves" strapped to the sides of the thing. Using the fuel source(see below), it heats up and then shoots heat at the Earth. At least that's what was said on the official white house report.
To start the space heater, 2 men 300 feet under the ground somewhere in southwestern Nevada checking up on their regular magazines ready themselves for a phone call from the president to initiate the heaters(but often it's just a prank call from Mahmoud Amadenajad - "(snicker)...are your nuclear weapons running?...") by twisting 2 keys with synchronization, pressing three buttons, scanning their retinas, checking their finger prints, entering the launch coordinates, repeating the process twice with different keys, and then finally launching the code.
==== Fuel Source ====
Originally George made it out to be powered on magic(concentrated pixies make a good alternative fuel). However Tesla's left kidney disagreed with the idea, and instead of running on magic, the project team decided to run each space heater with US Dollars, a popular alternative fuel mostly used exclusively by the government.
=== Putting it all together ===
There are 11 heaters altogether orbiting the earth today - 1 orbiting over the white house, 1 orbiting over Iran, and 9 orbiting over France(because terrorists can't do without a good cheese omelet and a good cigarette). These space heaters shoot almost lethal amounts of heat into the atmosphere.
== Success ==
The idea of the Space Heaters was successful in Washington D.C, which essentially became George W. Bush's permanent tanning bed. A tanning bed flooded with water, that is. The space heaters melted the polar ice caps, and the Antarctic snows, causing many places to go completely or partially underwater, including the DPRK, Russia, China, and Nam, because even though more than half of the US's allies and itself were flooded partially if not completely, giving a big "fuck you" to countries because they choose to be communist states is much more satisfying. HOORAH!
Category:Machines
Category:Space
Category:Technology
Space debris

Fractured from distant worlds during unimaginable cataclysms or ejected from huge stars in their death throes, space debris hurtles for eons through the icy void of space only to smash into Earth's atmosphere and, in but a moment, come zooming down to squish your head. This is the number 3 cause of death on Earth! (Number 1 is cancer, and number 2 is the meme tag-team of Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey.)
==Attack on Earth==
Space debris was first captured on film in the opening sequence of the scientific documentary Armageddon (produced by National Geographic with a grant from Walt Disney). In that horrific scene New York got totally humped by loads of meteoric space debris. At the last second ingenious rocket scientists in Hollywood launched Bruce Willis from a giant potato gun, and Bruce headbutted that damn chuck of rock into oblivion.
==Scientific Investigation==
This close shave with a hot and fiery death for all prompted scientists to investigate where space debris lives...and why it doesn't like us. 
Researchers first went around to several houses in the local neighbourhood with a questionnaire aimed at finding out if the residents would be interested in changing their brand of toilet paper in the case of an Earth-destroying catastrophe. This phase of research was financed by Charmin™, and when questioned about its scientific validity one of the research directors explained, "It's so soft your ass will scream for more!"
Feeling defeated by a lack of progress, Scientologists turned to the stars. After 3 weeks of exhaustive study, Tom Cruise revealed that space debris hung out around Saturn. His purpose fulfilled, Cruise was hurled into a moneypit as a sacrifice to Scientology (not for any particular reason; Scientologists just don't like him any more than we do).
However, Nobel prize-winning cosmologist George Smoot recently analyzed captive specimens of space debris. They were composed of iridium, kryptonite, juicyfruit gum, DOS 4.2, strychnine, and pink. A streak of malice ran right through the middle of every specimen. 
Smoot hypothesizes that lumps of space debris gather in the dark wastes far from galaxies, and the lack of gravitational parenting makes them mean and spiteful. The debris then propels itself toward Earth with havoc on its mind. There is nothing humankind can do to make friends with space debris; it is mean, just mean and spiteful. The best thing would be to keep Bruce Willis loaded in that giant potato gun at all times, and fire him whenever we detect the smell of oncoming space debris.
Category:SpaceCategory:FilmCategory:Science
Space pirate

In the Video game series Metroid, Space Pirates are a species of genetically-altered aliens that continually appear as enemies to be killed by the main character, Samus Aran. They seek to domesticate the alien species known as the Metroid to destroy Galactic Civilization, Galactic Peace, Peace of Mind, Pieces of Chocolate, and Reese's Pieces.A report from the U.S government on video games that SOMEBODY lost in the backseat of an SUV 
== Lorem ==
In the game's semi-fictional lore, Space Pirates are an insidious alien species with strange-looking arms and legs. Their closest human analogue is a mix of 1960's Batman and Bruce Lee's nagging uncle Johny. Newer versions include much less Batman, instead opting for the "I Barely Tried" look.People's Metroid rants
Their written language includes several characters, most of which look suspiciously like foreign manga occult drawings, although some are barely recognisable as Latin characters. Although fiercely debated, many people believe that there is evidence supporting the claim that some of these messages have been encrypted using the most secure encryption algorithm in the world, NNNNNNNNN!The rot13-encoded version of AAAAAAAAA! (Language).. If so, this may explain much of the space pirate's difficulties, most notably the fact that they seem to fail in almost any form of communicating the fact that they do not wish to be shot repeatedly in the face with a laser cannon, thank you very much. 
They have remained prominent in most of the series as the "villains" of the game, destroying planets and such for their own gain.
There have been concerns from many gamers about associating the entire race with the name "Space Pirate", with some deeming the term racist; while others simply mocking those who do think so.
== Abilities and vulnerabilities==
Across most of the games, the Space Pirates have been known for stealing certain abilities. While occasionally successful, this usually backfires in a very boring way. The creatures themselves have several vulnerabilities, most notably laser blasts, cryogenic materials, sonic blasts, lasers, beams of plasma, low self-esteem, lightning strikes, and being shot in the face with a laser. Missiles are also very effective. Because of their vulnerability to lasers, all species of cats are banned in Space Pirate culture.
The only notable ability of Space Pirates is their ability to come back in the next game, even when they are completely obliterated.
== Space Pirates in popular culture ==
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===Footnotes===
== See also ==
*Metroid
*Samus Aran
*Nintendo
*Video Games
*Batman (person)
category:Space
category:Piracy
Spaghetti Yeti

Spaghetti Yetis 	
 	
Scientific Classification	
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Kingdom: 	Lasagna
Division: 	Rigatoni
Class: 	Rotini
Order: 	Penne
Family: 	Ziti
Genus: 	Spagus
Spaghetti Yetis are bipedal mammals sometimes kept as pets. Although the name Spaghetti Yeti applies to many species in the Spagus genus, in common usage it almost always refers to the Common Spaghetti Yeti (Spagus vulgaris). With a total population of around 500,000, the Common Spaghetti Yeti is the most common species of the Spaghetti Yeti in the world. The total population of Spaghetti Yetis altogether ranges from 1.5 to 2 million - this is due to a few rarer subspecies.
==Characteristics==
Spaghetti Yetis are best known for their spaghetti-like fur. Domesticated Spaghetti Yetis differ from ones living in the wild in several ways. Wild Spaghetti Yetis have a wider variation of fur color, ranging from pure white to dark chocolate brown and black. Other fur differences include spotted and piebald. The nature of the fur varies widely (among all breeds of Spaghetti Yetis) from dense and matted, to long and hairlike.
Depending on the breed, Spaghetti Yetis show a range of heights and weights. Their rate of growth and mature weight is a heritable trait that is often selected for in breeding domesticated Spaghetti Yetis. Female Spaghetti Yetis (commonly referred to as "fettuccines" or "fettes") typically weigh between 100 and 220 pounds, and males (termed "alfredos") between 125 and 350 pounds. When all the baby teeth have emerged, the Yeti has 20 teeth. Mature Spaghetti Yetis have 32 teeth. The front teeth are then gradually lost as Yetis age, making it harder for them to feed and hindering the health and productivity of the animal. For this reason, Yetis begin to slowly decline from four years on, and the average life expectancy of a Spaghetti Yeti is 15 years, though some Yetis may live as long as 25 to 30 years.
Spaghetti Yetis have heightened senses, and are occasionally frightened by sudden movements or loud noises. This happens more frequently in undomesticated Yetis, possibly due to more isolated territories and sporadic human-Yeti interaction. Many breeds have only short hair on the face, and some have facial fur (if any) confined to the area of the mandibular angle; the wide range of vision apply to these breeds. A few breeds tend to have considerable fur on the face; for some individuals of these breeds, vision may be greatly reduced by "fur blindness", unless recently shorn about the face.
==Diet==
Spaghetti Yetis are largely herbivorous mammals, aside from occasional meat intake that is part of their natural diet. Other than wheat-based products, the other staple food for Yetis is hay, often during the winter months. The ability to thrive only on pasture or ranch varies with species, but all Spaghetti Yetis can survive on this diet.
Spaghetti code

Spaghetti code is a type of program source code that is also known as the programming language C# (Canneloni Sharp). As spaghetti is the favourite food of a lot of programmers, spaghetti code is also widely spread around the globe in various software packages. While not proven, Internet Explorer may be written using spaghetti code.
While spaghetti code is an often used method of developing software, there are superior programming techniques available.
==Technical details==
All variants of spaghetti code can be compiled into an intermediate language known under the name Pasta. This process works vice versa: big layers of lasagna code can be converted into spaghetti code using a pasta machine compiler that cuts and reformats the code.
==Variants==
===Lasagna code===
Lasagna code is code that is structured into layers. While nicely layered at the beginning, lasagna code often degrades to a pasta goo referred to as spaghetti code after a while.
===Ravioli code===
Ravioli code is a type of program structure that has a large number of small and loosely-coupled software components filled with great functional meat. As with lasagna code, ravioli code often tends to melt into one cohesive whole without structure if left to other people with different Table manners.
===Pesto===
Pesto is an ingredient that is often added to spaghetti code and consists of mainly old cheese (see: Fromage pattern) and garlic. This combination in spaghetti code is also refered to as code smell.
===Al Funghi code===
This is the type of code variety which has been known for its incompetence, yet has been untouched and not refactored for far too long. It expires willingly and knowingly beyond the "do-not-use-after-date", to result in a putrid stench that can only exist natively in the average legacy system. Al Funghi code is sometimes also known as mushroomcode. Use the term mushroomcode with care: it also refers to a developer who worked on a piece of code while stoned and is from Amsterdam.
==Pasta and Outsourcing==
Just as with chop suey code, a lot of companies around the world are offering spaghetti code literally on almost every street corner. Being cheap and a world-wide known and accepted coding standard, it is the perfect candidate in outsourcing scenarios.
== Footnotes ==
Category:Language
Category:Computers
Category:Software
Category:Software development
Category:Programming languages
Spaghetti junction

A spaghetti junction is a type of intersection. It is often used on freeways. They are designed as massive eyesores and come in a variety of flavours. Designing a spaghetti junction is a very delicate process done by highly trained engineers. Like most construction projects, they are designed for maximum confusion and ugliness. First, they lay out a paper map of the area where the spaghetti junction going to be located, then they cook up some pasta and unceremoniously dump it all over the page. Et voila! 
==Flavours==
===Cloverleaf===
A traditional recipe, made with cloverleaf, leftover tuna, and Campbell's Mushroom Soup. 
===Partial Cloverleaf===
Used when the rest of the leftover tuna has been used on a regular cloverleaf and the engineers are too lazy to get more. 
===Texas Style===
Just smother it in BBQ sauce. 
==History==
The first spaghetti junction was designed in Italy by an Italian chef to show his love of pasta. A full-scale model was eventually built on a road called Pasta Way. The chef passed away soon after. Since then, spaghetti junctions have become one of the most popular methods of uglifying cities. Like most Italian things, they have become very American and now dominate the entire world (but mostly in America). 
category:Transportation
Spamistan

Spamistan is a tiny country whose area is approximately the area of your screen. It is full of Spam messages on dark green boards.
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 content: "p";
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Category:Stan
Category:Self-reference
Spandex

Spandex is an unstable chemical yet to be efficiently controlled by mankind. Some suggest that it could be the solution to the energy crisis. Most of these people also believe that it is the solution to all of life's problems. They are correct. However, the government is purposely holding back the advancements in spandex technology in some complicated and dragged out conspiracy (maybe).
== History ==
 
Spandex was first introduced to Earth in 1972, shortly after the mysterious arrival of Ziggy Stardust. Ziggy's well known blond crack-whore, a man named Bowie, promptly killed him, skinned him, and mass-marketed the remains to the known world. Though originally thought to be an extremely limited resource, Bowie was happily surprised to discover that spandex had the remarkable ability to reproduce asexually, in a very similar manner to Ziggy Stardust himself (the sex and drugs were just for kicks, after all). Bowie then went on to make a fortune and change the face of the fashion industry as well as every man's obscure fantasies for the rest of time. He was rewarded with a cameo in Zoolander and a lifetime ban from PETA.
From then on, nobody was safe from spandex's universal appeal. Cheerleaders. Cheer-followers. Dancers. Gay men. People on drugs. Middle-aged accountants. Everybody thought that spandex was just the bee's knees.
== Spandex Today ==
Currently, spandex is a multi-sex-trillion industry, plagued by controversy, scandal, lobbyists, camel toes, and masculine packages. Scientific studies have proved that the material has an unparalleled ability to turn straight men gay (a la David Bowie), gay men pan/omnisexual (a la David Bowie) and pan/omnisexual men straight (a la David Bowie). The far right fears its practical use in the homosexual agenda while San Francisco fears its ability to eventually make you like chicks after enough time. All in all though, the chicks do tend to dig it, so it's alright, it's alright.
== S.P.A.N.D.E.X.: The Government Conspiracy ==
S.P.A.N.D.E.X. is a highly controversial and top secret conspiracy only revealed to top government officials, and George W. Bush. It is so controversial that nobody truly knows what it stands for, and so top secret that many citizens would disapprove of it, if they had ever heard of it that is...
In all honesty, it's probably not that big of a deal. I mean, if it was life-threatening or anything our loving, benevolent government would warn us. Right?
== In Conclusion ==
Spandex. That is all.
Category:Clothing
Category:Celebrity
Category:Sexuality