Montenegro

Montenegro often referred as Monty. No Grow, ZZZZzzzz, New Serbia, Serbia's Little Brother, and sometimes often confused with its largest city, Lazy Town; is a country located in Southern Europe, specifically the Balkan Region. It has a population of six hundred thousand people, with its capital being Podgorica. It is bordered by six countries, those being in order, Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Greece, Serbia, and The Country Formerly known as the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia.
==History==
left|thumb|The historical height of the Montenegrin Empire.
The country was formed in 1878 after Germany and the United Kingdom caused a massive curse in the Balkans, resulting in the creation of the Principality of Montenegro. The principality would become a formal kingdom in 1910, due to the rapid amount of jellybean consumption in the region. For some reason, the Montenegrins went wild on July 23rd, 1912 after they couldn't sleep that night, and started a rampage against their neighbours. It would end on July 25th, 1912 after they all went to bed again. It would go to war with the Austro-Hungarians in 1914, after the world had shit hit the fan, and would unite with Serbia to create the Kingdom of Serbs, Croats, and Slovenes. To fix people's mouths in the country, it would be renamed to Yugoslavia. It would gain independence in 2006 after the people accidentally woke up, realized that Yugoslavia was dead, and then declared independence.
=== Etymology ===
The name "Montenegro" comes from the traditional name of Montenegro, "Monty. No Grow". Monty comes from the first king of Montenegro, Monty, while "No Grow" means that the grass in Montenegro never grows, but always sleeps. It is unknown how "Monty. No Grow" turned into "Montenegro".
==Culture==
The Montenegrin culture is mainly memed around the fact that Montenegrins are sleepy, tired, people that avoid work at all costs. It has its own language, Montenegrin, separate from Serbian and Croatian by one word, mostly because all Yugoslav languages are (almost) the same. The main word of the Montenegrin alphabet is "Ju", coming from Yugoslavia.
The Montenegrin culture also is known for being lazy, not finishi
== Demographics ==
The population of Montenegro, as stated, is 600,000, although having most of its population being immigrants from Serbia, Other Serbia, Pyramid Serbia, and Rightfully Serbia. This leaves around one thousand Montenegrin people located in Montenegro. It is believed that most people, once entering Montenegro, is zapped with a curse that requires them to sleep at least twenty-four hours per day. The only exceptions appear to be the king of Montenegro, although he is unknown to this day.
=== Diaspora ===
Most Montenegrin people in the world are, in fact, not in Montenegro. Several countries that Montenegrins go to are:
* Serbia
* LuxembourgAlthough not second place of where Montenegrins leave, many Montenegrins do flee to Luxembourg.
* Germany
* Chechnya-Slovenia
It is unknown how so many Montenegrins have left their home country, due to the amount of hours they sleep per day, although it is known that at least half of the Montenegrin diaspora happened during the creation of the Montenegrin Empire.
== Geography ==
Montenegro has a mostly mountainous geography, especially on the borders of the country, although having less mountains in the Greek part of the country. It is unknown what the maximum elevation of Montenegro is, although estimates state that it is around 2500 meters above sea level, which is approximately 3000 meters above C level. It is still unknown how many meters it is above see level, but it is estimated that it is 3500-4500 meters above see level. 
Montenegro has two major bodies of water, the Adriatic Sea, bordered to the West, and the Shkodra Lake in the mainland, which has a connecting river called the Morača. 
There are several rivers, with the main ones being the Morača and Ribnica, which pass through the capital, while the Cijevna passes nearby South Northern Podgorica. There are several other rivers (that nobody cares about), in which you can access in the subparagraph below.
=== Rivers ===
Here's a compiled list of several rivers:
* Ćehotina
* Cijevna
* Ćehotina
* Zeta
...and those are the only big ones that start with S!
== Economy ==
The economy of Montenegro is practically non-existent, although having a completely "free" economy, it has the lowest GDP per capita in the world, being 1$, although it has a mediocre GDP. It is stated that the common Montenegrin does not have to pay taxes, mostly because Montenegrins are always asleep, at all times, every day of the year.
=== Exports ===
Most of the money gained in Montenegro comes from exports, with their most profitable export being beds. Nobody knows how the Montenegrins create their beds, although they might've outsourced their labour into Albanian hard workers.
== See also ==
* Yugoslavia
* Serbia
* Napping
==Notes==
 
Category:Yugoslavia