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Bit Bucket

Every computer has a Bit Bucket where all the unwanted and naughty bits go.
==Idiot's guide==
In a computer, all data is represented by bits. Each bit is a 1 or 0 and can represent, say Yes or No, True or Untrue, North or South, Mustard or Relish, etc. Several bits are put together to represent numbers. Eight 8 bits together are called a byte (i.e. Mustard Relish Relish Mustard Mustard Mustard Relish Mustard); four bits a nibblet (Relish Mustard Relish Mustard); 16 bits are called a mouthful. At least that's what my girlfriend says. (Note: in Europe, we use centimetres, not inches, so this may not be too impressive.)
==Basics==
When you delete something (file, character, word, the main disk, etc.) it gets chucked into the Bit Bucket. As the Bit Bucket becomes fuller, the computer will run more slowly. When the Bit Bucket becomes full, the computer is rendered unusable. 
Bits in the Bit Bucket can randomly form patterns that turn into malware. These can print words once spoken by Oscar Wilde or turn into viruses and damage your computer. Effectively the computer develops what is apparently a mind of its own, and the only solution is to reformat the drive and reinstall Windows™.
==Neutralisation of full Bit Buckets==
Microsoft Windows™ can neutralise full Bit Buckets, but only through pure ignorance and complete disregard for user data. What a bunch of bastards.
==Tips to extend the life of your Bit Bucket==
*To extend the life of your Bit Bucket, you should reuse characters and words rather than delete and retype them.
*Keep unwanted text at the bottom of your document and drag up letters and words as needed rather than retyping.
*Note that any bits left in the clipboard are copied *back* to the bit bucket if they are not used, so you should copy a single character to the clipboard when you are finished with your computer.
* Work in overtype mode rather than insert. This will minimise any use of the Bit Bucket. Oops, sorry, you're into the next sentence. ?just use Ctrl+Z to undo a few items.
* Undo, or Ctrl+Z, is the worst thing you can do, as this creates copies of the entire document, so they can be undone or redone in the Bit Bucket.
* If you copy text to the clipboard and do not use it, it will be *copied* back to the bit bucket, thus take up *twice* the space, so be careful.
* If you overtype documents with the digit "0" (zero) before deleting the text, then the bits that go in the bit bucket will be all zeroes, and so will fill the bit bucket less than other characters. The worst character to leave is the digit "1" (one), as this is 100% "1", is thus very dense, and accordingly it will fill the bit bucket much more than a zero.
*Also please keep in mind that for an additional consideration, you can double the size of your bit bucket when buying your next PC.
Category:Computers
Bitter

"To be bitter is never a good thing; not even in chocolate."
:~ Julian Antonio
== What is it to be bitter? ==
Bitter describes a person (usually a man although saying so would be sexist) who takes any statement as a personal insult. It doesn't even matter if the statement is about them at all or not. Bitter people often cause problems in the workplace because they are sure that everyone hates them, which they probably do. It is not that bitter people are irrationally paranoid - they believe they have definitive proof that people are out to get them.
Bitter people tend to cling to their memories. They do not forgive and let it eat away at them. Causes could include: being treated poorly for an immense amount of time, being mistreated by family, constant disappointment, and so forth. The feeling of being jaded is also accompanied by bitter thoughts and actions. Bitter people will eventually shy away from affection because they're not used to it.
== The Origins of Bitterness ==
Bitter was invented in the year 1912 by Joe Burnham, who was angry at many things, including cromer high school, being asked to put his leg over his head and goddamn wristbands. Although comforted by hugs from milly, Joe's quest to invent bitterness conquered all normal feelings, and so bitter was invented. Later he bottled it and it has now become a world-famous alcoholic drink.
== Bitter Interactivity ==
There is no statement so neutral that it can't be negatively interpreted by the bitter person. Here are some examples:
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Statement: Did you just have your hair cut?
Response: I know what you're saying - that I got a bad hair cut. I will have you know I like my hair cut this way?
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Statement: So who do you like in Sunday's game?
Response: You don't think I know anything about football do you!
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Statement: The sky is blue.
Response: Look, I appreciate a nice day as much as the next person, but I'm having a really bad day OK! You don't have to make such a big deal about it.
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Bitter people often spend great amounts of time together telling each other what other people have said and getting at the real meaning of their statements and, in many cases, their ordinary actions, for example:
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Action: Smiled.
Reason of Action: In a good mood.
Interpretation: Is planning on firing them.
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Action: Man doesn't call.
Reason of Action: Doesn't much like you.
Interpretation: Is cheating on them.
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Action: Walks down street.
Reason of Action: Going that way.
Interpretation: Proving that can walk down street better than self.
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You can't deal with bitter people, so don't even try. You might want to have fun by saying a lot of things that can clearly be taken in more than one way, but it isn't highly recommended because many bitter people own semi-automatic weapons.
==New trends in bitterness==
To be bitter now means to "cling to guns and religion," being cynical of government and "change," if you ask Obama.
==See also==
*Emo
*Paranoia
Category:Emotion
Bitterly Angry Asswipe Association

The Bitterly Angry Asswipe Association (BAAA) is a group originally founded in 1974 by Republicans eager to obtain revenge on the world for their treatment of former US President Richard Nixon.
==History==
After several years of relatively limited success in obtaining the aforementioned revenge, the BAAA shifted its focus to better reflect its name, and began a multi-million dollar international campaign to wipe the shit off of its member's asses. This, too, was unsuccessful.
By 1987, the number of BAAA members who were actually sheep, mountain goats, or rams had grown to the point where animals were a majority within the organization. This, too, caused the group to change its focus, this time towards ending the use of wool as a clothing material.
As part of its ongoing cultural-outreach program, in 1992 the group formed an Abba tribute band, also called BAAA, which lasted only three weeks before the mysterious death of their manager in a freak Abbatour accident. Another incarnation of the same group, NirBAAAna, scored a minor hit with their song "Smells Like Mountain-Lion Shit" before breaking up two years later over a dispute about the origin of the word "cleavage."
==Notable Members==
The only celebrity member of BAAA was singer Connie Francis, whose 1963 hit I've Got Poo Under My Skin provided much of the funding for the group's early activities. By 1980, most of the group's funding came from organized crime figures, including New York Mafia boss John Gottagopotti. Actor Brad Pitt was rumored to be a member as recently as 2002, but has denied any involvement with the organization. "When I wipe my ass, I do it with genuine love for all mankind," remarked Pitt during a recent interview. "And sheepkind, too."
==Technological Achievements==
In 1997, the group unveiled its most successful invention, the Secure Digital Ass-Wiping And Wool-Saving Appliance. This device, available in most US department stores and McDonald's restaurants, cost only $399.95 and could remove unwanted fecal matter from most people's asses in as little than 15 seconds, entirely without the use of wool products. Shaped like a cylinder and wrapped with soft tissue paper that unrolls when pulled by a human arm, the hand-operated device is now found in bathrooms all over the world.
==See also==
*Toilet humor
*Potty humor
*Shitty humor
*Woolen humor
Category: Organizations
Black Baby Yoda

Black baby Yoda is a small pull string doll approximately 1/300th of a football field tall. The resemblance is notably similar to the character baby Yoda from the series The Mandalorian. The pull string on his back causes his to say "Matter, black lives do." 
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== Origins ==
Black baby Yoda is a marketing campaign by Disney created to market off of BLM protests, in an attempt to become woke. 
In order to create this abomination, an unnamed Disney employee had to sacrifice themself to Walt Disney's Corpse. This was achieved by jumping off the top of Cinderella's castle at Disney World, Causing them to fall a total of 30 feet, which only broke his legs. The undercover guards promptly disposed of him. Upon the man's death millions of black baby Yodas descended from the sky to be sold to children all across California and Illinois. Despite high demand in other states like New York and Nevada, Disney refuses to release copies of him elsewhere. 
== Sentience ==
Several reports have documented strange patterns on these dolls, which seem to have some sort of sentience. There have been sightings of black baby yodas crawling around the countryside. This is most likely a result of them realizing that they were created with the sole purpose to pander to people.
== See also ==
* Black Lives Matter
Category:Toys
Category:Racist articles
Category:Intentionally Offensive
Black Hawk helicopter

:Might be looking for black cocks, instead?
The Black Hawk helicopter is a rare bird, bred from a chicken and a jaguar. A helicopter is a type of bird who masturbates on a frequent basis. Heli is Latin for "One who self pleasures" and Coupter is French for "Frequently". 
==History==
The Black Hawk was first discovered by Italian 13th century explorer Marco Polo on a weekly outing to China, when he stumbled upon a black bird masturbating in an alleyway. From there, the bird was adopted for military purposes. Black Hawks were used to ejaculate on the enemy, causing them to be grossed out and/or immobile. The Black Hawks were chosen because of its very far firing range and great accuracy.
===Black Hawk Down===
The Black Hawk Helicopter is infamous for the incident known as "Black Hawk Down". 
This incident took place in the country of Smallyeah, some time when Bill Clinton was in charge. At approximately 1:30 pm on January 31 a Black Hawk was shot down by an RPG. The Smallyean militia then surrounded the Black Hawk and poked it with a stick for about an hour. The entire U.S Army made it to the crash site and took the sticks and broke them in half which caused the Smallyeans to cry and go home. They had to go home anyway, it was almost time for dinner, which was actually just a time, because the people in Smallyean have no food. The reason they have more guns than food is so they can eat lead. It helped the US a lot there.
===Black Hawks in Iraq===
Black Hawks appeared in great numbers after the 2003 Invasion of Iraq, in Iraq's highland regions. This is attributed to the absence of Saddam's laws restricting the activity of birds of prey. Also due to the deposition of the leader, who repressed the Kurdish tradition of bird hunting, many have taken to shooting down Black Hawks. They tend to use rocket propelled grenades to take down the birds, which unfortunately renders them inedible. News of the tragic deaths of the birds frequently appears on western news media, which is said to increase westerners' faith in the Iraqi situation, as they see that Iraqis are happy to engage in their traditional hunting activities despite national strife.
==Use Today==
Today Black Hawks are used to add an extra gooey element to the U.S. Marine's M.R.Es. 
The Black Hawk's combat duty was replaced by the Apache Helicopter, which was then replaced by the newer, more efficient Cumanchee.
Category:Weapons
Category:Vehicles
Category:Flying machines
Black Knight

thumb|180px|I'm invincible!
Always clad in black, the Black Knight is a mysterious mercenary who's sole mission is defeating rising inflation, British cuisine and grues.
==Early Life==
Born in a stinking swamp in the middle of Sherwood Forest the Black Knight was the son of a poor lumberjack and a gay women (and by gay we mean a member of the opposing group of Robin Hood's Merry Men).
The shacky shack which the Black Knight was raised in was extremely dark 24/7 except at 13:67 standard time. The reason for the constant darkness was that his miserable parents couldn't acquire the camel piss used by locals as candles during the dark black nights; and during the day time he was constantly playing stupid jedi force games that required him to stumble around wearing a black kilt as an eyefold.
==Rise to power==
Upon reaching adulthood (which is not easy when you wobble around wearing a bloody kilt on your face all day long), the Black Knight realized that the only thing that really caught his fancy (except for playing kitten huff) was fighting evil. And by evil we mean everyone who seems to cross his path. 
Soon enough the Black Knight proved himself as a worthy warrior, slaying everyone and everything in Sherwood, including Robin Hood, Merry Men, Gay Men, lesbians, kittens, hamsters and communists. He also cut down the tallest tree in the forest... with a herring.
==Modus Operandi==
===Weapons of choice===
The Black Knight will usually be using the following:
* A Sword
* An even bigger and sharper sword
* Mineral water (with enhanced flavour)
* The 5th Wall
* Grue Foreskin
* Lethal Hamsters
* His own blood
* L-shaped Jumping
===How to get into a fight with the Black Knight===
Quite simple - stand in his way or say that the White Knight is better looking.
===Foes===
Surprisingly the Black Knight's worst enemy is the White Knight (although he really isn't a match. He smells funny as well).
===Outcome of battles===
THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!
 HE'S INVINCIBLE!!!!
==Late Life==
Since the Black Knight always triumphs, he cannot possibly grow old.
==Why black?==
Many theories were written on the fact that the Black Knight always wears black (otherwise it would have been plain silly to call him the black knight n'est pas?). The truth is, in fact, quite simple: black makes the Black Knight look thinner.
==Universal Paradox==
Since the Black Knight always triumphs, and Chuck Norris cannot possibly lose, it is well advised that the rulers of this universe refrain from placing them in the same plane. It may well cause the universe to implode or incur the wrath of god. 
==Quotes==
==Further Reading==
* The White Knight, rightfully deleted by the Black Knight
* Grue
* Immunity to weapons
* Knight
Category:Knights
Category:Black
Category:Monty Python
Black Moth Super Rainbow

Black Moth Super Rainbow wizards colors tree mauve lollipop gauze fruit basket. Upside-down circle arrows in a pentagram shape, upholding cyan orangeness in pandaemonium equilibrium. Yellow blue purple orange white black grey red blue blue orange. Parading devil amusement for childish crowd, enigma representation reveals further secrets.
== Early Career ==
Before Black Moth: Satanstompingcatepillars. Sepia tone woodsy psychedelic tree stump Molly folk. Tribal mask without horse feathers, falling field stopping Satan ship from docking double demon dandelions. Purple fat synthesizer chewing bubble pop spits reversed rainbow pancake syrup. Syrupy syrup syrups in acoustic syrup. Syrup for serum, cures common cold.
Despite delightful demon dandelions, syrup sound synergizes not sampled synths. Analog apples arranged, Tobacco tracks and traipses following feral flowers. Fecal fecundity forthwith follows.
=== Start a People ===
Pseudonym metamorphosis. Trees. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. Colors. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. Wizards. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. Trees. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. Colors. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. Wizards. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. One two three four five. 
Ad infinitum, ergo sum.
== Dandelion Gum ==
Turnip kaleidoscope turns undone, turn in a circle to train tuneful mind. Circle rhombus triangle trapped terror, circle the square. Gauzy pink mayhem unfolds. Tobacco explains sky's color, turns kaleidoscope unto retina eardrum synthesis. Brilliant colors behold natural transience, sticky sweet love unites hand and hand and ear and ear. Beautiful love vampire gum. Chewing bubbles hears, listening upside down reveals identical rainbow array of circular translucent apple-red mayhem.
Green.
== Eating Us ==
Mountainous chasms assault ambition, bigger eardrums upgrade yellow to red to purple accordingly. Purple violet mauve accordingly, all insubstantial. Total sound cataclysm, yellow forests manifest beside cyan river beige beaches auburn volcanic range. Boards of Canada ethereal skywriting parallel called prior dismissed outright, clashing symbols and cymbals deny portrait on Legendary mountain wall. 
Future toils expected to undo wizard's curse.
== See Also ==
*Tobacco
*Boards of Canada
*Nonsense Watermelon Catastrophe
Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
Category:Nonsense
Black Triangles

Black Triangles is a conspiracy theory about secret United States aircraft flying over the skies of America and scaring a bunch of people. According to this theory, black triangle like aircraft are usually seen near UFO hotspots.
==Appearance==
As the name suggests, Black Triangles actually look quite a lot like triangles, that are black. Most people are concerned that these are emo triangles, but this is nearly impossible because an aircraft doesn't have wrists to cut (idiots!) These black shapes are mostly triangular, but their has been reports that their have been black circles, squares, pentagons, or even icosikaitera (but these usually come in yellow). Sometimes they have little lights, which make the Black Triangles a lot easier to see in the BLACK NIGHT. 
It is widely believed that a Black Triangle has three sides and angles (UFOlogists disagree). Smart people believe that the sum of the interior angles add up to 180 and that in a right triangle the squares of two sides add up to the square root of the hypotenuses. This is highly speculative though and nobody really agrees on its geometry.
==Abilities==
Surprisingly, all the Black Triangles that are seen in the air can FLY! How, nobody knows, but because we believe that these are aliens, it is widely assumed that it is some type of odd alien technology involving Checyan's and Wookies and warp drives. None of these speculations account for the odd roaring sound of a jet engine. It is not believed that these aircraft are powered by jet engines.
==Sightings==
The Black triangles are usually seen by drunk people in the dead of night on wooded roads with absolutely no one around when they are drunk. This adds to the credibility of these sightings. None have ever been seen by a sober person. Accordingly it is extremely hard to see these aircraft when it is dark outside (the black blends in really well). It has also been rumored that people have seen them on SAT tests.
==Conspiracy Theory==
Their is much conspiracy surrounding the Black Triangles. They have never really been a threat to anybody so naturally everybody assumes that they are out to kill some people.Most people connect them with pure evil reincarnate on this Earth. A lot of famous people have commented on the Black Triangle phenomenon. 
-Al Gore "The Black Triangles are not conforming to the Kyoto Protocol" (actually no famous people, just Al Gore)
Everybody just assumes that they are from Star Wars. This picture sure looks like a Star Destroyer. But if you ask me the freaking Imperials need to get the heck off my planet before I send Chuck Norris on them.
==Anti-Conspiracy==
Pretty much everybody else just laughs at them
==Role in World War II==
Winston Churchill used early Black Triangles in the Battle of Britian. This is just speculation because nobody actually really knows how he won the Battle of Britian. He was probably just screen-cheating.
==See Also==
*Merkin
category: Flying machines
category: Supernatural
category: Aliens
Category:Conspiracies
Category:Black
Category:Things that may be out to get you
Black and White Twister!

Black and White Twister! was originally created to encourage sexuality at an early age so they would be able to breed a race of mindless zombies. Black and White Twister! is made up of large Black and White spots on an ugly mat. Hasbro made it because they got too many complaints from colorblind people who said the colored spots weren't being fair to them. It is played the same asthumb|200px|See? The whole mat is white (except the black parts). How are you supposed to know where to put your hand? Screw Hasbro and their perverted games. Twister but you only have two colors, black and white. Due to the fact that the plastic mat is white, the white spots have never been seen. This means that the white spots could be anywhere on the mat, so when you have to do "left hand white" or whatever then just put your hand anywhere except on the black spots. Many people have been confused by this, thinking that you can put your hands on the black spots. Please don't be confused like those other people, they probably were trying to find some hidden meaning in it so they could run around finding clues like in The DaVinci Code or Scooby Doo.
==How to Win==
Due to the fact that Black and White Twister has only two columns, it is a very hard game to play. In fact, nobody has ever been known to win. The only way for you to even have a chance at winning is if you work for the circus tightrope walking on your hands or if your one of those people who only has one arm and one leg. The only problem with that is that people like that don't play Twister, they think it's too perverted (although those extremely tight pants tight rope walkers wear isn't what I would call normal, either). Because of this, you have a 99.99% chance of losing, and a meager 0.01% chance at kicking ass at Black and White Twister.
==Black and White Twister in Outer Space==
On February 18, 1998, NASA launched a secret thing containing a Black and White Twister mat and spinner into outer space. On the spinner was a really really small video camera. NASA has picked up images of giant bananas using this game. The bananas said some very rude things about earth and threatened to come and eat us once they figured out how to fly. NASA says this is untrue, but everybody knows that they're just a bunch of liars.
==Safety Concerns==
It has been proven that if you play excessively too much Black and White Twister! it may result in you going completely blind. If this happens to you, then you should immediately drive to the nearest Target and buy a copy of Braille Twister! available in stores now! Hasbro is not responsible for any injuries or pregnancies caused by its products. If anything happens to you while using one of our products then shut the hell up and stop blaming us. What's so hard about that?
==See Also==
*Hasbro
*Twister
*Mindless Zombies
*Sudden Death Twister
Category:Games