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Golden Girls Lost Episode

Have you heard about the "lost" Golden Girls episode? It was called "Dead Rose" and was going to be aired in the 3rd series but was dropped and replaced with "The Housekeeper". According to the rumours, Dorothy comes home with a bag and Sophia asks "What's in the bag?" to which she replies "You're an old bag" and the audience laughs. Every time Rose appears in the episode the back lighting becomes dimmer and dimmer and Rose begins to speak slower and slower, her facial features melting and twisting in the darkness. Eventually, the scene switches to the 3 Golden Girls standing around Rose's grave in the graveyard, mourning. Apparently Blanche tells a joke at this part but it's too quiet to hear and you can't read her lips. Later, they're sitting at the table eating a cheesecake and they begin crying and screaming about Rose being dead. Their crying turns into horrible wailing and eventually a bloodcurdling scream as the background colours begin to warp and change until everything is red and the audience laughter gets louder and louder until it is like rushing through a tunnel at high speed. The episode ends here with static playing for the last 5 minutes. The original was destroyed but a copy was made before its destruction, but no-one knows who has it.
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Goldeneye.exe

it al happen on a mobday. I was home witout my mom, she eas at work. I decide to play my nintendo 64 i picked goldeneye, but when i read the catradge it said goldendie, i was confuse. Thats's not what its suppos to said i thought, when i load the game it has blood al ofer the screen. I was scared, nintendo isn't supposed to have blood in theirr gam, i decided to watch the sonic carton, but instea i saw sonic.exe holding a k nife. I turned of the tv and ran for my lif, how cold sonic be evil? I wanted to play goldeneye again, but my 64 broke. I lioke d for rom on mother computer. But instead found goldeneye.exe, but instead it said, goldendie.exe, soon James bomd show on screen, it scare me. I crie. Soon my sis die, then my dog, them my mom, now my dad, i drive to store i buy gun, i kill selve, all hope lost
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Category:English Class Failure
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Goldeneye 007 N64: POOPY EDITION

Hey guys its me, BigBillyKilly666. I wanted to play a first person shoot game from my kid days, so I went to a yard sale and bought goldeneye 007 on nintendo 64 (As you do) but when I started to play it, i INSTANTLY shitteard my pants when I saw what I seed. It was a tiny lego man that said "Prepare 2 get rekt up da pooper" I was all like "What the fuck is this game I bought for my nintendo 64." But I wanted to play it anyway becase I was curious. I was all like "Why did the leg man say i would get me pooper wrecked??" So i played the game and I was like "Ohhhh My God this game is so fucked up. I cannot be haunted by this game. I am not going to be haunted by this game." But I did... And I'll tell you how. I went to the beach and I got a nice tan. I went to a crab feast and ate like 10 crabs. Then I came back home and I saw there was a new videogam for game boy in my room. It said "Mario killerz 3" and I was all like "Oh no... The mario killers creepypayastes were reall..." So i slammed the crarthrage into my game boy colon, and I strarted to play it. But then a man came to my door and said "I am your ghost hunter and I am here to haunt you" I said "Ohhh Fuck you and your ghost hunting bullshit..." so thats how I got haunted. Back to Goldeneye 007 n64 thoug. The lego man appeared again an said "Nice tits" or something like that. I went to bed and i played Goldeneye 007 until I went to sleep. I went to school the next day and I was thinking about Goldeneye again so I played it. But the lego man apprerad agian and said "Nice titties" and this time I got mad and yelled "Fuck you, No I will not say nice titties you little Lego man, and you are NOT going to haunt me" and he got angri. I saw an angryed expression crawl across his face, and he said "Oh yeah? Well i am going to haunt you" and he showed me a knife and he stabbed me in the neck. And that is how I got haunted. Anyway, back to the game. Bames Jond DIED and I got to the part where you re-enter the room where the bomb is. I was all like "Fuck, I have to play this game all the way through now" so I did. and I beat it but the lego man appeard again and said "Nice titties" I beat him and got rid of him. So I went to bed and I played Goldeneye 007 until I fell asleep. ANyways, that was just the begining. I DIED then. I saw the ghost of Bobby from mario killers 2. He said "I AM NOT A LEGO MAN YOU PEES OF SHIDD" so I was like "Fuck you Bobby you pees of shit" and I threw a bucket of water on his ghost face. Then I played the game agian and I beat it.
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Category:Potty Humor
Category:Vidya games
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Goldeneye Wii Red Error

My first time playing GoldenEye brings back bad memories! So I bought it at GameStop in a black box. This is going to be short. So I play the first level. Everybody is already dead. I am confused so I assume it is the famous disk error. So I continue to the truck. I find my partner guy dead. Game went berserk. I saw the dude turn to me. I feel my ears... They are bleeding.
Tuesday, May 17 4:00 PM
I tried playing the game again... I have deleted the data... Same thing happened. Different disc same Wii. I think I must've gotten a web virus from browsing the web. I burned the old disk and case. So it started with the main intro subduing those guys talking. I finish and everybody else is dead. So I proceed to the truck where my partner went.
The words "Go away," painted with blood on the side of the truck. I ignore it and go into the truck. The partner was nearly dead. He turned his head towards me and had a high pitched screech! My Wii crashed and I then wrote this. I will keep updating.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011 8:39 PM
I Tried to play on multiplayer. My error was "ERROR 666 Couldn't connect because you are dead." I was creeped out... I decided to not to continue... I will wait... I have to fly tomorrow... I think my plane might crash.
Saturday, May 21, 2011 4:00PM
They say the rapture is here today. I tried playing GoldenEye again but all the enemies were gone. Even my partner who drives the truck. I ran to the truck and on the side was written "You are the only one left! You are not worthy!" I blacked out after that. Just awaken with ringing in my ears and a spitting headache.
Category:Deletion Log Refugees
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Vidya games
Category:Ghoooosts
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Category:Shortpasta
Goliath.rar

Three years ago, 20 people on the beach of Newport, Oregon, witnessed a very... disturbing event.
The head of a machine, easily the size of 5 school buses stacked upon eachother washed up on the shore. It's eyes looked as if it was staring in to nothingness. Still glowing, still looking forward. The head was obviously completely disconected from wherever the body was, covered in kelp, eel grass, coral... and very deep sea fish.
The following years would reveal some of the most horrifying revelations from the Pentagon that America, and the world, would ever see.
2 days after the head washed up on the shore, 25 FBI vehicles surrounded the beach, not allowing anyone on, or off. Over 200 agents surrounded the strange head. Eyewitnesses of what was going on said that they were going inside the head. As if it was some sort of a submarine.
Other times, people spotted skeletons being pulled out, and burned by soldiers wielding flamethrowers. Even more strange, people could see large, dagger-like incisors being pulled from the head. Now, these weren't like shark size teeh, no. These incisors were easily the size of cars.
On the next day, all evidence of the head being there was gone, besides the kelp and eel grass that had fallen off the head, and an outline of it's bottom in the sand, soon to be smoothed down by the tide. Many people were oblivious to whatever had happened. As if not only the FBI had cleared out any physical evidence of it's existence, but as well any memory of it from the witnesses of the head's washing up on the shore.
For 2 months, nobody knew anything about the strange happening. Until Goliath.rar came along.
On the imageboard of 4chan, an anonymous donor released a .rar file on to the board. Goliath.rar, which contained 3 images, and 2 .wav files. Rib.jpg, Skull.jpg, Endgame.jpg, Seaofbones.wav and x.wav. Most of these were fairly self-explanatory... exept x.wav.
Soon after people began to hear and see what was in these files, they called 911. Over 876 people reported the file to the police. Soon, the FBI got involved, and tracked down the IP adress of this donor. They found out that this anonymous person was in Antarctica. The Pentagon soon became completely aflutter. Hundreds of their best tech people found that the files extracted from the head were gone.
The post with the file couldn't be deleted. It was protected with a security software unlike any other. The post was permanently on the top of the board, unable to be moved with the new topics like normal.
(TO BE FINISHED, TOO BORED)
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Category:Bad Creepypasta
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Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ
Category:TOTALLY NOT UNFINISHED U GUIZE
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Gone

It was just there. The way it stared it's intimidating eyes at me, made me feel like there was no more happiness in the world. It was sub-zero cold just standing in its presence. The surroundings around me froze, almost like they were dropped into the cold Atlantic sea. It opened it's mouth.
Before I knew it, all the cold, dark, hurtful memories flooded into my mind. The time my parents were killed; the time the I heard the killer laugh as it stared into my beady eyes, in my crib; the time I found my self half dead as I lied on the chamber floor. It was cold, just cold. Then I thought of an idea.
I thought of the most happiest moments of my entire life. The time I was accepted into school, the first time I found my two best friends, the time I had with my family, now dead, the time I rode my first broom.
I quickly raised my wand, and shouted EXPECTO PATRONUM!
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Memes
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Gone, Out, Depleted

I was at home when I started to feel really hungry. I didn't want to go far, and only Walgreen's was close enough. I got in the car and sped to the store like a bat out of hell.
I pulled into the parking lot and slammed and locked the door. I ran into Walgreen's and passed the feminine hygiene products, condoms, and lube. I didn't giggle or get a boner at any point during that, I was so hungry. I was hungrier than a skeleton.
I ran over to the frozen section and a chilling feeling passed through me. You might think it was the ice cream, but it was a spooky chill, like a warning from somewhere telling me of the horror to come. I found the frozen snacks and began looking, frantically scanning the shelves and scratching my head more quickly as my confusion and fear grew. The spooky chill I knew now was definitely not the ice cream. I was so confused by this point I was scratching my head like a chimpanzee with lice.
My head started bleeding from the scratching. My confusion had turned to fear when I realized what was going on, why I had the spooky cold feeling. I looked down at the empty shelf where the pizza rolls should be. They were gone.
I was so scared. So spooked. I was scared like someone who wanted pizza rolls but suddenly found out they were sold out.
I don't know where they went. Maybe they're in another dimension. I don't know. Maybe the hell bats took them back to Satan. That was probably their mission, to bring all the pizza rolls back to him. I think I will kill myself so I can go to hell. Maybe Satan will share one with me. What if he won't? What if hell is Satan eating pizza rolls in front of you, and he will never share?
Oh God, I don't know what to do! Should I kill myself? I can't live in a world without pizza rolls. Maybe I could still smell them in hell. What do you think, stranger? Should I kill myself and go to hell? I don't know, but I know I need pizza rolls like a female chimpanzee in heat needs a hard baculum shoved inside her.
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Category:Satire
Category:Animulz
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep
Gonzalo

Gonzalo's a fucking bitch.
The following was a note found attached to a diary. These are the diary pages, in order the pages were written:
10/5/12:That senile old man keeps telling me stories. Something about how Barrack Obama is actually a shape shifting reptilian-like creature that can shoot lasers out of his urethra and is threatening to destroy all of the ice cream trucks in existence. I'm actually quite curious about these stories the old man keeps telling me. I'm also curious as to who this old man even is. I'll find out more on Tuesday.
10/9/12:I asked the old man what his name is mid-conversation. He was talking about how bubble gum is made out of severed monkey penis meat and that it will infect all kids who chew it with a mind-controlling bacteria to believe that Justin Timberlake is god. Anyhow, his response to my question was what really confused me though, he kept spewing random gibberish. All I could make out as was "Gone son low". I took this phrase and made it his name. Gonzalo. I'm still confused as to who exactly Gonzalo is though.
10/12/12:I stopped by Gonzalo today. He seems extremely ill though, like he hasn't eaten in days. He was barely breathing. I'm worried.
10/27/12:Gonzalo is dead. He died one week ago and his funeral was yesterday. All of his friends and family were there, and it turns out his friends and family were rats. I was the only human who attended. It was really sad, but senile old men don't tend to live long.
11/3/12:I keep hearing this ringing sound, like a telephone. I check my phone and nobody is calling or anything. I need to investigate this.
11/7/12:The damn ringing. It won't stop, I haven't slept in days. I also hear slight laughter too. Followed by a horrid stench that smells like skunk spray. But then I remembered, my roommate is a skunk and she sprayed me because I took the last slice of pizza.
11/14/12:I finally got a call. It was from Gonzalo. I was in shock, he's fucking dead. He's. Fucking. Dead. I'll answer it tomorrow.
11/15/12:The phone never stopped ringing. I finally picked it up and answered. It was Gonzalo's old raspy voice saying asking one question. "Did I ever tell you about how blankets are made out of hooker unicorn skin...?".
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Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Category:Jornel
Category:Satire
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Good Guy Shoes

There they were, sitting on my bed in a big yellow box. The shoes I have been waiting my whole life for. I pulled straight A's on my report card, so dad picked them up for me. The craftmanship of the box; beautiful. Then I slid out the drawer, there they were; the Good Guy Shoes. On top said a letter, a message written in blood. Well, not blood. It was red marker. But still, it kinda looked like blood. Anyways, I read the letter out loud.
"To whom it may concern:
Once upon a time, there was an evil, red-headed, Irish thug... named Doug. He used to rob everyone. He was being chased by a crazy kid named Kurtis. Apparently, Doug stole Kurtis' yoyo, and Kurtis wanted it back. He wasn't gonna stop at nothing. Doug had already been shot, and was bleeding badly. He knew the only way he was gonna get away, is if he killed Kurtis. So he unloaded the clip. But Doug missed every single shot. Doug knew he didn't have much longer. As Kurtis reloaded his gun, he was screaming out at Doug. "Just tell me where the yoyo is!" As Doug sat there bleeding, he looked over, and he saw a box of Good Guy Shoes. With his last energy, he crawled over to the shoes, then as he sat there holding the shoes, he died. As Kurtis came around the corner to make Doug tell him where the yoyo was, it was too late. Doug was dead. Kurtis would never get his yoyo back, and now Doug's soul posesses those very pair of shoes.
The end."
I thought to myself, "This has to be a joke! There is no way these shoes can be possesed." So I crumbled up that stupid note, and threw it on the ground. Then I busted those shoes out, hugged them, rocked them, and gave them a kiss, then slipped em on my feet. That's when it happened.
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Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Category:That just raises more questions!
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Good Laptop for Porn Copypasta

I'm looking for a laptop that would be great for porn: Watching already-downloaded 4K videos, downloading/streaming them online.
Some basic info to hopefully keep the moralizing down: 1) I'm married, my wife is cool with this and we're very open about it, in fact it'll be organized into "my stash," "her stash," "our stash" for watching together/using as inspiration for new things to try. 2) I travel for work a ton, so I spend a lot of nights alone in a hotel room and really don't need to be judged for what I do there. 3) Yeah I know I could just fire up Pornhub. I'm into some stuff that's not accessible for free and/or is old and not easy to find online anymore.
So my priorities:
— 4K display. I'm not too familiar with terminology around displays and monitors, like what "IPS" means or anything like that. So I'd like to get some recommendations on a good one.
— Room to add lots of storage, so fairly accessible spots for at least two and maybe even three SSDs, or one or two SSDs and a big HDD, or whatever.
— Reasonably lightweight would be nice. I'm fine with like a 13" or 14" display, but certainly not opposed to 15" if it's a pretty thin laptop.
I don't care if it's a touchscreen or if it rotates into like a tablet form. Those might be nice features, like I'm not opposed at all, but I wouldn't pay extra for them.
I won't be doing serious productivity or gaming or anything on this, so no worries about any of that. A processor good enough to give this at least 5+ years of life would be great though.
I know I could just put this all on an external storage device, but I just prefer not really having it ever even touch my work laptop or devices I use for serious productivity stuff and not dealing with dongles.
Let's call the budget a flexible $1,200. It would be great to spend less than that, and more isn't a huge problem, but I want to give folks a general target.
EDIT: On the budget, 1) it does not include the storage I'm looking to add. And 2) some have mentioned that 4K displays cost more. That's cool, my budget is flexible, I'm open to thoughts.
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Good Morning

Good Morning
Today I received a letter in the mail today. There was no return address, which kind of worried me, but not too much. The thing that creeped me out was what was in the letter. It looked as if it were written many years ago because the letters were fading. The letter read:
That was the end of the letter. Attached to it was an SD card. I decided that there would be no harm in plugging it into my computer, but I was wrong...Dead wrong. When I plugged it in, I saw the only file was titled Morning.wmv. I decided to play it...that was a huge mistake.
It started off with a choppy animation that said on the title screen: GOOD Morning. It showed a little boy that seemed rather sad. Then he just walked for five minutes while distorted music was playing. When the boy finally looked up, he had shaggy bangs covering his eyes. He lifted them up, revealing red, bloodshot eyes as he whispered, "good morning." His voice sounded as if he were dead. Then he opened his mouth wide and jumped toward the camera. The video went black for five minutes as the music grew louder and louder.
Then the scene moved on to the boy's eyes looking at the camera, but it was not an animation this time, it was real. By then I slammed my laptop shut and ran out of the room. While I was sleeping, I kept on hearing, "good morning" in my head. The next day, I decided to play the song in reverse. It sounded like somebody was screaming, "GET ME OUT". Later that night when I was getting ready for bed, I saw my eyes were bloodshot in the mirror. Then my reflection opened its mouth wide and then all I saw was darkness.
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Good Omens: Lost Episode

Do you remember that Amazon show from 2019 with a demon and angel? I was a huge fan of it back in the day, but now I've sworn off of it for the rest of eternity ever since I saw an episode of it nobody was ever meant to see. 
One time I was on Amazon Prime, scrolling through it because I bored out my mind. I eventually decided to look at Good Omens for the 88,782nd time. I loved that show, but it only had 6 episodes. Yet for some reason when I looked at it, it only had one episode. The episode was titled simply Crowley and Aziraphale's Revenge. Huh. I'd never heard of that episode. So I started watching it out of pure curiosity. The episode started with the intro, except the sound track was slowed down and distorted that it probably should've shattered some tiny child's eardrums. I somehow made it through the intro and into the episode. The episode started off with Crowley turning on a webcam, except it was just David Tennant. Michael Sheen eventually joined in and they were muttering to each other about god know's what, I couldn't care less. Was this an episode of Staged or Good Omens? I groaned and tried exiting out of the episode, only for the screen to glitch to both of the guys disappearing. I kept trying to exit, yet it kept glitching and not exiting. I groaned again and slumped down on the couch and continued watching. It cut to David sipping a cup of coffee and Michael looking bored out of his mind. David eventually laughed, but it wasn't normal laughing. It was demonic laughing. Michael only seemed mildly concerned, only glancing at him. The episode then glitched into Crowley and Aziraphale sitting in the bookshop. Eventually someone walked into the bookshop asking for a certain book. "I'm sick of humanity," crowley muttered. Aziraphale and Crowley stood up. Aziraphale held back the person by the neck while Crowley sliced open the person's ribcage, heart, and lungs, blood spilling everywhere, staining Aziraphale's coat and somehow he wasn't concerned about it. People outside screamed and ran into the bookshop. Crowley started slicing everyone's heads off, Aziraphale was snapping people's necks, and both of them were laughing, which started out quiet, but eventually got louder and louder mixed with the people's screaming. I started crying. Aziraphale and Crowley eventually looked at the camera, "your next, Jeremy." They said in unison. The screaming and laughing continued before I grabbed a book off my coffee table and started bashing the TV with it, shattering it into a million pieces. My breathe was shallow butt then the phone rang. I picked itup and it was the police. They said "you're parents are dead, Jeremy. your mom had her chest cut open, and your dad had his neck snapped, and had his head cut off. I'm sorry." The phone then hung up.I continued to sob before two voices said in the background: "We're here." 
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies
Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!
Category:Lost Episodes
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