Elsagate: The Lost Episode

I am a 26-year-old father of one child. Me, my wife, and my child live in a nice house in Amurica. I don't wanna keep my child anymore because of one thing that happened...
My childhood came up to me and asked, "daddy, can i watch youtuub pls?". I said, "Sure, why not? Give me your tablet, and I will pick a video for you.". I saw this video titled "Poppy Playtime & Friday Night Funkin' Funny Adventures | Funny Adventures | 3D Animated Videos For Kids". The uploader of the video was "Playground Kids", and the video looked like something nice for my daughter to watch, boy was I wrong. I pressed play and gave the tablet back to my son for her to watch. I was feeling tired from a long day of work, so I wanted to do nothing but lay on the couch and rest. I heard a scream coming from the other room, so I instantly woke up and ran into the other room to where my daughter was. He said "DADY! POPY PLAYTIME IS GONA DRINK MY PEE! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!". I was like, "WHAT? Give me that, let me see!". Just then, I could hear my wife yelling from the other room. "CAN YOU BE QUIET? ME AND MY BOYFRIEND ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!". I repiled with "Oops, sorry, Honey. I'll let you two get back to sleep.". I took the tablet into the living room and watched the video. What I saw was truely disgusting...
The video started with 5 animated characters jumping on the bed. One character was a long long blue guy. Based off what my son said, I'm guessing that is the Poppy Playtime guy. The next four characters was a kid with blue hair, a red and blue cap, a white shirt with 🚫 on it, blue pants, and red shoes. The nexy character was a red astronaut with no arms, looked like if a little kid drew it. The next character was a Minecraft character, the last character was a pink version of the Poppy Playtime character. The song "5 little monkeys" was playing as the characters were jumping on the bed. When the line, "One fell off and bumped his head" was said, the blue Poppy Playtime fell off the bed and was just laying on the floor, looking up at the other characters. When it was the next character's turn to fall off the bed, instead of falling off, the astronaut character farted on the other characters while a high pitched laughing sound played. The other characters looked grossed out. The astronaught character jumped down from the bed and started, no joke, started peeing in blue Poppy Plsytime's mouth. How gross...
The next scene showed the red astronot character again, but with a green one next to him. The red astronut chracter started pooping behind a red line, but the poop was flying over it and hitting a target. He was literally shooting poop from his butt, the poop was doing flips in the air and hitting the target. The red astrnot chgaracter told the green astrntnotught charaxcter, "Now you try! But you will never be as good as me!". The green astronought said, "Oh yeah! Let's see about that!". The green astronouautght character tries pushing the poop out, but the poop just falls to the floor. The red astronought points and laughs and then farts on him and runs off. 
There was still about 16 minutes left of the video, but I just turned it off and tried to process what I just saw. How could anybody even think this is okey? ESPESHALLY FOR KIDZ?!?! I was gonna report the video to YouTube, but when I looked, it was gone. I was kinda freked out by this but i'M gessing it was take down alredy which is good. I decided to look for a Hey Arnold! playlist for my daughter to watch. Hey Arnold! was an old cartoon I used to watch back in the day, so I decided to look for a playlist of full episedes on YouTubñe. As I wnent to into the other ro0m to see my son to giver her the teblet, my son TURNED INTO BLUE POPPY PLAYTIME AND THERE WAS POOP EVERYWHERE! I was terrified, so I ran into my wife's room to hell her about it, but she turned into an egyptian yellow cat character, and told me to crawl to her. My wifes boyfriend turned into Donald Trump, so I jumped out the window, but when I was falling, red astronot, poppy playtimes both blue and pink, and minecraft caracter was there und they actually killed me and pink popy pleytime shoved her dick in my pussy to the point where it rips apart. The doctors brought me back using many many surgeries and life support. i am leying in mi hospitol bed riting this. if u see any video lik tht, nevr wach it evr agen, tschüss
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