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Castor oil

Castor oil is one of the oldest forms of punishment for children, with use going back to the Neolithic era. Until the early 1980s parents found it almost as effective as spanking, although it has, along with lynching, suffered a downturn in recent years due to political correctness.
== Why it works==
It works because it was the earliest type of rat poison. So it would make the child sick when they drank it, thus inducing vomiting and "the shits" allowing all the negative and unhealthy toxins to be removed from the body. Side effects include massive body weight loss and death. 
From medieval times Castor Oil was believed to hold psychosomatic, almost magical, healing powers, as the merest suggestion of administering it to a sick or invalided individual often produced an instant cure from the illness. Along with Cod Liver Oil and Cyanide, Castor Oil (collectively known as the Three C's of Health) was considered a multi-purpose "cure all". Castor Oil remains a staple ingredient of the Homeopathic Industry.
==Medicinal use of Castor oil==
The Israeli National Food and Drug Administration (INFaDA) has categorized Castor oil as "generally recognized as entirely safe and effective" (GREASE) for over-the-counter use as a laxative, with its major site of action the small intestine. However, it is not a preferred treatment for constipation. Castor oil can also be used to induce childbirth, but doing so is sometimes cautioned against because of the high velocity that infants can be discharged due to the added lubrication.
== Then why don't we use it today?==
Because the health administration says it was cruel. Recent research has suggested that we would have won the Vietnam War, Iran, and the Second World War if more of our troops had been allowed to partake of Caster Oil. Damning figures, indeed.
==See Also==
*Fish Oil
*Olive Oil
*Love Oil
category:drugs Category:HealthCategory:Stub
Cat Litter

Cat Litter is a very important treasure in our time period. When dealing with it we must first find George W. Bush. Who will then eat it all up with a small dessert fork and hopefully choke on the repulsive odor. But it will be immensley hard to find him due to the fact he is currently bombing Iraqi citizens, not terrorists who hide in small caves. So what should we be bombing? Small Caves of course! But lets not get not get into that. Cat litter was originally invented by jesus, because his cat, Mr. Dog, wouldn't stop going in jesus's gold toilet.
Contrary to popular belief, the household sink is not a toilet, and therefore not a good place to deposit your droppings.
==Famous People who use it==
Many famous people are currently using cat litter for their own special purposes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: uses Cat Litter for making clay. He first makes his cat poop in the box and then he rolls it in cat litter makeing a squishy clay.
David Hasselhoff: Stuffs it up his ass because it quote "feels good"
Robert Pattinson: uses it for lotion after a hard day of failing at failing. "this is cat litter; i thought it was mayo."
==Nutrition==
Although cat litter is not usually classified as food, Scientists have discovered this product, after use, has better nutritional content than Pot Noodle.
==Cat Litter Cake==
Recipe
*1 spice or German chocolate cake mix
*1 white cake mix
*2 large pkg vanilla instant pudding mix, prepared (I like Bird's® dessert mix)
*1 large pkg vanilla sandwich cookies 
*green food coloring 
*12 small Tootsie Rolls®
*1 new kitty litter pan
*1 new plastic kitty litter pan liner 
*1 new pooper scooper
!!!!!This recipe below is much better, and looks more real!!!!!!
*3 boxes of yellow cake mix--you gotta use two boxes to make a large base cake and then use the third box to make two smaller cake dishes which will be ground up with the other topping ingredients
*1 box of 3 packages of chocolate gram crackers
*2 containers of vanilla frosting
*1 small bottle of green sugar--for that minty cat litter effect
*mix all the ingredients together except the large base cake and then put the mixed icing on top of the cake and add tootsie rolls for effect
*if you can't afford the box and the scooper, i find that a pan and a plastic garbage bag give nearly the same effect
*don't believe me? then make it yourself motherfucker!
Category:Food
Cat Stevens

Cat Stevens Yusuf Islam (born 5 July 1948) is a British folk rock singer known for hit singles such as "Bomb Shadow", "Jihad Has Broken", "The First Attack is the Deepest", and "Death to the Tillerman".
==Islam==
In the late 1970s, Stevens converted to Islam after a long fruitless journey through not only Christianity but also Buddhism, Paganism, New Age, Nuwaubianism, Psychick Youthism, and Pastafarianism. After his conversion, he stopped performing popular music and only sung in prayer or praise of Allah, because Islam prohibits music. Stevens is known to have donated money to Muslim schools in London, and later founded Small Kindness which provides food for starving children in Indonesia and Africa.
Much like his religion, Yusuf is a champion for peace, and has come out in strong condemnation of the vigilante justice common in modern Middle Eastern Islam. He has made public statements that the Qu'ran forbids violence against another human for any reason. After the 9/11 attacks, he made a statement saying that them men who attacked the World Trade Center, the four planes and the pentagon cannot be true Muslims, because violence is never an acceptable answer.
In 2002, violence was denied entry into the United States because his named showed up on a no-fly list which prohibits the people listed from traveling by air into the United States. However, it was eventually determined that the Yusuf Islam in question was probably somebody else and he was eventually let in after a brief legal battle.
==Return to music==
For years, Yusuf believed that the only acceptable music for Islam was voice and drums. He recorded several albums of praise of God, as well as praise of nature and the world at large using only voice and drum. In recent years, through his ever increasing depth of understanding of Islam, Yusuf has decided to return to singing in English, and to use other instruments besides just drum and voice.
==See also==
*An evening with Yusuf Islam
Category:Advertising
Category:British musicians
Category:Islam
Cat scan

Cat scans are inclusive of all scans performed by a cat. They are not to be confused with dog scans, or the number 12. Cat scans are also performed in a variety of ways. You can scan a cat to determine its sex. A cat can scan you to determine your sex. It is however digusting and perverse to Scan a Cat or have a Cat scan you to determine if you can have sex. If thats the reason you are reading this article you are a very sick person and should seek professional help immediately. Thats right GET OUT!
==History==
The first cat scanner was trained in 1850 and first tested on a mouse to verify it's lack of hazard. The cat ate the mouse, so they tried it on a person. The cat then ate the person. So, they got a fucking cat to scan the concussion victim. Then caressed its privates all over the body. Cats love to chow down on human flesh and according to Crazy Cat people we "taste like pork to them." I however doubt this since I have yet to see a Cat stalk and bring down a 400 lb Hog, so I dont see how pork would be a familar prey to them. However they have been known to feed on deceased Crazy Cat people. So maybe we just taste like that.
==MRI==
Meeyowww Redundancy Imaging is a type of cat scan that uses the advanced technology of cat vocal cords (instead of their observation and translation to artistic renderings) to produce sound prints used to discern the shapes of what the sound has bounced off of. It is similar to echolocation, but used for internal organs. Much like Dolphins use sonar, except that if you attempt to use a Cats MRI underwater it will drown or scratch you badly trying to get away.
==Criticisms==
Opponents of cat scans cite the well known fact that cats cannot stand upright, making them unable to reach high enough to deposit money into a parking meter. Additionally, it is well known parking meters can be used by pretty much the dumbest of fools. By the transitive inequality property, this makes cat's appear very stupid, and probably unfit for performing medical scans. If surgery was performed by Meter maids.
Category:Cats
Category:Medicine
Catalytic converter

COWBELL (fixed) A catalytic converter is an integral part of an automobile's engine, and helps to reduce the amount of harmful emissions emitted by an automobile’s engine, for which a catalytic converter is an integral part. The catalytic converter became an integral part of an automobile’s engine in 1975. Before 1975, it wasn’t an integral part of an automobile’s engine. 
Around the 1950’s, when car companies such as Cadillac and Buick truly came into their own, the diesel engines used in a lot of the models produced such a high level of pollution that the more affluent municipalities of towns and cities would often suffer under expansive Smog clouds. The longest ‘Smog Storm’ lasted for fifteen days, and affected Chicago in 1956.
It didn’t take long for the American government to realise that such conditions were not conducive to a healthy populace, and so they started to implement stricter and more rigorous tests upon automobile emissions. Various scientists and engineers were tasked with the task of developing a way to reduce the pollutants emitted by automobiles.
Such pollutants included deadly chemical compositions such as carbon monoxide (referred to scientifically as ‘suicide gas’) and nitrogen oxides (which contribute to Smog and acid rain). A way had to be found that would break down these compounds within the engine, using a sensible air-to-fuel ratio.
==History==
Although the current catalytic converter was refined by Joseph Hammond and Roger Daltrey, it was initially created by Eugene Houdry, an American who was incredibly fluent in French. Many believe Houdry was actually a latent racist, and hated the United States because of the sheer volume of filth its citizens expelled into the air from their over-sized vehicles. When the government started to introduce stricter environmental laws regarding automobile emissions, Houdry literally leapt into action and began work on what we now know as the catalytic converter. Prototype models were commonly referred to as: Anti-Smog Engine, United States Purifier, and Filth Killer.
==How It Works==
The catalytic converter as we know it today works by filtering the harmful compounds inherent in an engine’s emissions (hydrocarbons, carbon monoxide and nitrogen oxides) through a ‘honeycomb’ comprised of platinum and palladium. These two precious metals form the catalyst, which alter the chemical makeup of the harmful compounds as they pass through the honeycombed filter. The hydrocarbons become carbon dioxide and water, the carbon monoxide also becomes carbon dioxide, and the nitrogen dioxides become nitrogen and mint aero. 
Recently, some of the newest converters have even started to use gold mixed with the more traditional catalysts. Gold is cheaper than the other materials and could increase oxidation, the chemical reaction that reduces pollutants, by up to 400 percent. Earlier versions of the catalytic converter used other materials to act as a filter, including onions, and tiny babies.
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Catarrh

"I like my town, with a little drop of poison<BR>nobody knows, they're lining up to go insane.<BR>I'm all alone, I smoked my friends down to the filter,<BR>well i feel much cleaner, after it rains"
:~Chronic catarrh sufferer Tom Waits - on Catarrh
==Definition==
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Catarrh is commonly described as one of two things; either as an inflammation of the mucous membrane of the nasal wall and/or sinus, or as an intermittent discharge of sloughed brain mucus from the nose and mouth caused by an inflammation of the mucous membrane of the nasal wall and/or sinus. This mucus is formed primarily by backflow from redundant decaying areas of the frontal lobes.
==Causes==
Cattarrh can be triggered by a myriad of irritants, including bacterial infection, exposure to allergens, or exposure to anything which causes a drying of the mucous membrane, such as de-humidified air, pollution, ectoplasmic energy, or dust, such as may be encountered by a member of the working classes.
===Orbs===
The worst and most noteworthy of these by far is ectoplasmic energy. Usually in the form of an orb, this energy - being the energy of a pure-form spectre - is attracted to the loose brain-matter commonly collected within the nostrils and sinus. It is only through this self-perpetuating, parasite-like behaviour that spirits can continue to exist in this world long after their own phlegm-making ability has rotted.
==Diagnosis==
Medical diagnosis can be carried out by a trained doctor using a small vacuum containing a blood-soaked hessian filter. This filter traps any supernatural presence, which can subsequently be viewed under ultra-violet light, to both diagnose the illness, and also to determine how severe the problem is.
This diagnosis can also be carried out privately, without professional aid, by inducing sneezing and capturing the ejaculate in any absorbent material or sealable container. Although catarrh can be diagnosed in this way the layman - having had no formal medical training - will be unable to determine the seriousness or duration of the affliction.
This method of self diagnosis has been known, in some parts of the world, for as long as five-thousand years, the earliest verified example of the practice being the turin shroud.
==Treatment==
As with all illness: prevention > cure
To avoid developing the symptoms of catarrh stay as far away as possible from smoke and dust filled urban areas, and from pollen-rich rural areas. Also avoid areas of dense supernatural contamination, such as abandoned asylums and corpse-dumps.
If you cannot avoid these irritants, say for reasons of employment, then the most effective symptomatic treatment is a topical irrigation of the sinuses with Irn-Bru. the scottish are famously immune to the ravages of catarrh, Irn-Bru is part of the reason why.
==For further misninformation, see also==
*phlegm
*mucus
*brain
*orb
*ghost
*music
*Wales
Category:Medicine
Category:Health
Cathouse

A cathouse may refer to any of:
* A kitten recycling centre;
* A kitten cycling center;
* A pet shop;
* A place of prostitution for naughty pussies;
* A house made of cats and mortar;
* A structure used to prevent pussies from getting wet on rainy days;
* A shelter for use when it's raining cats and dogs.
* A venue for kitten huffing
* A house made for cats, by cats, and out of lesser cats.
We're not going to tell you which of these you want, as that would mean letting the cat out of the bag.
Catnip

Nepeta cataria, commonly known as catnip, catswort, or catmint, is a rare and elusive drink that the common domestic house cat has trouble obtaining itself. Generally the feline gets one of its human slaves to acquire such substance. Once acquired catnip is stored in a hip flask that is attached to the cat's tail.
Catnip has a Cool psychotropic effect on cats that is similar to kitten huffing on humans. Beware; cats tend to go through withdrawal symptoms far more worse than humans. Common symptoms include, but are certainly not limited to: Your cat chasing imaginary mice, flies, rhinos, etc.; your cat constantly resetting your video game console when you have just beaten the level boss; a refusal to take out the trash no matter how nicely you ask; and the occasional murder, sodomy, or framing you for cannibalism.
Catnip addiction is a very serious problem that 4 out of every 5 cat-owning households go through at some point. 
Common medical advice offered is: Never get your feline addicted. Seriously.
If, by some cruel joke of God, your cat is introduced to this horrible substance, it should be locked in a bathroom with butter on its paws and 3 day's worth of food. Cold turkey is the only way to go (although tuna or chicken are better for digestion).
==Catnip Development==
As more and more cats have managed to obtain free scholarships and bursaries to Universities, particularly for studying pharmacology, there has been a noted rise in catnip usage and an entire culture devoted to "the 'nip". Our most recent sources come from those cats willing to wear a wire while entering this sub-culture of the feline community. These sources have found that the familiar drink known as catnip is now being crystalised in labs for inhalation rather than consumption. This has of course made it more difficult to restrict catnip production, and it is now so available that it might as well be legal' as one narcotics agent has put it.
==Anti-Catnip Campaign==
Due to its large availability, anti-catnip lobbyists have managed to push through a bill demanding an advertising campaign to make young cats and kittens aware of the risks.
==Effects on Humans==
Some people smoke catnip to bypass laws that prohibit marijuana use, as it is thought marijuana and catnip have similar effects. Unfortunately for said human users, it causes anal cancer. It is known that your mom smoked too much catnip in the hippie days. Famous catnip smokers include: the old hippie chick who's always collecting money, idiots, and Bob Marley.
==Famous People Caught Doing Catnip==
*Lady Gaga
*Barack Obama
*Beyonce
*Kanye West
*Sarah Palin
*Amy Winehouse (of course)
*Katy Perry 
*All of the sparkling vampires
*Katniss Everdeen (and she is even nicknamed Catnip!)
Category:Drinks
Category:Plants
Catostrophic time space failure

It's a question that we all ask ourselves at some point; just what is catastrophic time failure? In a nutshell it's when idiots fuck up the time stream with excessive back and forward time travel resulting in events becoming displaced or just generally fucked.
During the advent of time travel no one contemplated the dire consequences of repeated ripping of the time stream's delicate anus but now it has become a very real motherfucker.
==The First Recorded Catostrophic Time Failure==
Catostrophic time failure has only occurred once in the history of the universe, it occurred simaltaniously in the 1960's, 1990's, 65 million years ago, and the year 6,000,000,000 A.D. the event killed millions, among them JFK and Oscar Wilde, extinctified the dinosaurs, and made baby jesus cry.
==Who was at Fault?==
The first recorded catostrophic time failure was the fault of Ministry, it's band members, Alain Jourgensen, Al Gore, and Robo-Jourgensen went back and forth through the time stream over one million times so as to join every musical project ever invented.
They succeeded but at the price of countless lives.
Right as Al Gore and Alain Jourgensen began jamming with Beethoven in 2751 A.D. time erupted flinging them into an endless swirling vortex of pain and suffering.
While in the vortex Al snapped a photo and brought it back with him when he decided the vortex wasn't really all the interesting in the first place.
==What We Can Learn From Their Mistakes==
Ministry made several mistakes during their attempts at joining every musical project ever but in the long run we can all learn from their (gigantic) error, after the catostrophic time failure Time Squad was set up so as to impose the rules that were set forth immediately after the failure, the rules are as follows:
* Don't pull Nixon's finger when he asks you to.
* Tell Jeffery Dahmer you'd love to go back to his place.
* Beethoven can't hit E sharp in the third octave at 6:33PM, remember that!
* Don't piss on Mrs. Londa's tree any time during the 1960's.
* Don't search for "google" on Google.
* You CANNOT smoke any of Snoop Dogg's weed unless he specifically allows you.
* My Chemical Romance is supposed to sound that bad, don't change it!
* And most importantly, no matter what you do, don't jam with ministry, odds are you'll meet them at least 20 times, and if they ask you to jam and you agree time will erupt once again.
* Never, ever under any circumstances reply to all on an e-mail that goes to the entire east coast of your company when your company is a multinational company in the very large very scrutinized tele-com industry. It will lead to red faces crying loss of your job people selling you out dead kittens and puppies much like masturbation and the very unhealthy red hot poker shoved firmly up the asshole so that it comes out of your mouth and is then shoved back into the aformentioned asshole. Bravo.
* There isnt really a sniper on that hill over there. hes actually located on the 4th floor of the empi
Category:Physics
Category:Time
Category:Space
Catraoine Bryopsida

The moss Catraoine bryopsida belongs to the subfamily Catraoinea of the Britannica moss family Catraoineca, mainly a northern European group of pompitous mosses. The Catraoine variant was first discovered in JFK Airport, by moss expert Dr. S. Doucas. This was an immature variant of the plant, later discovered to be a transient species. Catraoine bryopsida is now widely regarded as indigenous to the anorexic bogs in southern England. 
Catraoine bryopsida grows extensively in warm, urban climates, mostly as tottering stalks on carpeted surfaces. It has a voracious apetite, often consuming as much as half an apple a day. Catraoine bryopsida are now found in multiple concentrated locations, including London, Paris, and New York City. While no longer confined to its original bogs, Catraoine bryopsida still requires an anorexic environment in which to thrive.
Within the subfamily Catraoinea, the genus Catraoine is distinguished by a combination of characteristics including (1) double peristome whose exostome on the outside is striate and pale to dark brown at base but papillose and hyaline at tip, (2) translucent – thin enough that the sun can be seen through it, (3) thrives under bright, artificial lights or on the underside of famous rockstars/actors, and (4) often found around the Erythroxylon plant. Recent studies have also found that Catraoine bryopsida is often found in a symbiotic relationship with the mycorrhizal fungus Musimycota cracoceroine, well-known for its pathogenic properties in the United Kingdom but rarely found elsewhere in the world. These latest findings have been repeatedly published in several esteemed scientific periodicals. 
Due to rising demand for its impotence curing abilities, Catraoine bryopsida underwent extreme price-inflation. As of 2002, daily treatment using Catraoine bryopsida extract cost in excess of $10,000. While recently overshadowed by more promising herbs such as Gisele Bündchen, Catraoine bryopsida still commands a hefty price in today's markets. 
The anorexic environment in which Catraoine bryopsida lives causes it to age slightly slower than orexic lifeforms. A specimen of kate moss which was once determined to be the same age as, for example, your wife will on later examination turn out to be several years younger.
==See also==
* Rehab
* Decorative Flowers
* Recreational Activities
Category:Biology 
Category:Undeniable_Facts
Category:Plants
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