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Text (programming language)

:This page is about the programming language. For other uses, see Text (disambiguation).
Text is a programming language. Whilst not many people have heard of Text, almost all ASCII files, including readmes, and interpreted programming language source code files, are actually written in Text.
== Description ==
All Text programs output their own source code.
Despite the language being very young, there's already tons of interpreters for Text, perhaps the most famous of which is Notepad. On Unix-derived systems, the traditional interpreter is 'cat'.
The file extension for Text programs is .txt.
Some relatively recent Text interpreters, such as TextEdit on the Macintosh, add support for 2D graphics.
Given that books and paper are fully capable of executing Text programs, they're actually probably some the first computers ever invented.
== Examples ==
=== Hello World ===
 Hello World
=== 99 Bottles of Beer ===
== Quines ==
A quine is a program that does not accept any input and outputs its own sourcecode. One of the short quines is: 
 42
A much longer quine is the source code of the Uncyclopedia article you are reading now.
== Compilers ==
Here are a few compilers for Text:
echo - Present as a statement in some script language like Bash and Batch, executes a statement of a Text program
copy con - Present as a statement in Batch, executes a Text program written by the user in stdin and writes its output to a text file
type - Executes a Text program (from a source code file)
Even the recent Ideone.com online multiple language compiler can compile Text Programs.
Its example program is: Charlie bit me! And it provides an example stdin: That really hurts! The application returns the value: Charlie bit me!
=== Development of a compiler ===
In fact it is really easy to make a Text compiler. Here are some examples. The first (made in Pascal) reads a Text statement and executes it. The second one (made in console VB.NET) reads from the command line a txt file and executes it (like type):
 Pascal 
 program textcompiler;
 uses crt;
 var a:string;
 begin
 a:='Here is a sample Text statement' // read the Text statement
 write(a); // execute the Text program
 end.
 VB.NET 
 Class TextCompiler
 
 Sub Main()
 Console.WriteLine(My.Computer.FileSystem.ReadAllText(Command())) 
 'executes the Text program inside a text file passed in the command line
 End Sub
 
 End Class
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 C 
This is a version that reads from text files, not from the console.
#include <stdio.h>
int main(int a, char *v[])
{
	FILE *f=fopen(v[1],"r");
	char c;
	while((c=fgetc(f))!=EOF)
		putchar(c);
}
=== Development environments ===
The most popular development environment for Text is named Notepad, and comes default with windows. It is simple, yet powerful, compiling and running the program as you type it.
Other development environments for Text include Leafpad (Linux), Wordpad (Windows), Emacs (Cross-platform), and Vim (Cross-platform).
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Thames

The Thames (also known as the Styx) is a river, quite big one, out of which a number of smaller rivers flow. Hence the etymology of the name: 'Thames', pronounced 'Tems', a corruption of 'Stem'. The source of the Thames has long been a topic of debate, until it was discovered in Zimbabwe under a broken paving stone.
The capital city of the Thames is Abingdon. The most remarkable thing about the river is that on Tuesdays it flows backwards for cleaning. 
Visitors to the Thames should note that the native language of Thamesfolk is the Cockney Rhyming Slang. Most good travel agents can probably recommend a good phrase book. 
==Course==
For most of its course, the river flows due east, but there are places where it flows due north or due south. There is even one section where it flows northeast and another where it flows southeast, but this is the exception; due east, north, or south is by far its most common course. The river never flows in more complicated directions such as north-north-east, and its width is constant throughout the entire course, which makes mapping the river a fairly easy job.London tube map
The drainage area for the Thames is small, so anyone can buy it for 14 Shellengs and a sexpence.
==Winter fayres==
It also flows through London. During the Middle Ages into Elizabethan times a winter fayre was held on the surface of the river between December 13th and 24th. This was really just a joke that the Londoners played on the numerous visitors to London, as the river never actually froze. Many people were therefore drowned and the festival rarely lasted beyond its first day.
Recent high-level discussions have taken place to reinaugurate the winter fayres as a way of ridding the city of the hordes of Australian travellers and American tourists. Prime Minister Tony Blair's apparent fondness for George W. Bush and comedy Australian 'Prime Minister' John W. Howard together with his feigned disdain for Mayor Ken Livingstone are really just play-acting. All this time he has been secretly plotting with Ken to lull Dubya and his fellow septics to their watery doom. There, I've said it.
The Thames embankments (a railway runs through them) were built by Ken Livingstone's predecssor Joseph Bazalgette (aka Basilisk), based in Spring Gardens (see Zebedee) which had a trick fountain, managed by a trick cyclist.
==See also==
*River Thames
*Englandland
*B3ta
==References==
category:geography
Thames Pirates

The Thames Pirates were a force to be reckoned with on the low seas running through Central London.
==Let me show you my tail...==
Real pirates were fierce. And I mean fierce. Like ultra fierce. You couldn't just learn to be a pirate, although details on how people actually became pirates aren't known. But i'm guessing you had to be mighty fierce. So this means you could either be a mighty, fierce pirate, or a sad, pathetic landlubber. But what for those inbetween? Fierceness is a continuum. And so the simply fierce, accompanied by the simply mighty, took up lives as pirates of the so-called "low seas", the bodies of water smaller and lower in salt content than those conquered by their more mighty and fierce rivals. While not very renowned at all, these pirates supplied a minimal amount of terror to those easily scared. The most mighty of these bands of semi-pirates were the infamous pirates of the River Thames.
==Yaaarrr...==
The warring factions of the Thames pirates consisted of the crew led by Captain Nobeard, a man who suffered from an unfortunate bout of alopecia, thus rendering him hairless and therefore not very fierce looking, and the crew led by Captain Fullbeard, a man who suffered from rapid hair growth, of which the burden and constant shaving resulted in a distinct lack of mightiness. Nobody knows why the two captains had to suffer opposing conditions. The main theory is that the captains had to have opposing characteristics for the classic "good vs. evil" comic book rights. But this makes no sense. There are no good pirates. And they can't be evil because they're just too awesome.
==Grog me!==
The two captains led equally not as mighty/ferocious crews up and down the River Thames, attempting to plunder and pillage, but actually just causing annoyance to passers-by exposed to their constant cries of "yarrr", "arrrg" and other generic pirate phrases.
The Thames pirates reigned from June 2nd, 1790 to June 3rd, 1790, when both captains saw each other as a threat and attempted to settle the score of who reigned the river via a mighty pirate sea battle. Unfortunately, when the two ships pulled alongside each other, cannons primed, they realised the Thames wasn't wide enough, and the two ships promptly became stuck against each other and the shore. While normal pirates would have continued the battle, the Thames pirates were neither that fierce or mighty, so decided to settle their differences, chop up the ships for firewood to donate to the homeless, and retire from their seafaring lives to become quite overly fierce and mighty landlubbers.
Category:Pirates
That

Often mistaken for this, it, the thing and the doohickey, that has been in existence since 50,000 years before the conception of God - i.e. forever. If that is somehow too hard for you to understand, why don't you just take a look at this instead. That is a mysterious, omnipresent substance which is in every item ranging from the humble bumblebee to the bumblebees who constantly brag about how awesome they are. The most common that-to-other-stuff ratio is pi-to-one. Items and phenomenon which defy description have long been described as being "all that." Despite this, many uninformed people insist on "having none of that."
=I might have a penis=
In fact, I might have two. at least thats what i see out of the corner of my eyes.
=I might have an eye=
In fact, I might have two.
==Stop Picking At That==
===Why?===
====I don't know...====
=====Shut Up!=====
Those who are against that associate that with many different types of affliction which include (but are not limited to):
* blindness
* vertigo
* suntans
* over zealous nuns
* exploding tubas
* exploding explosions
* asploding asplosions
* not enough fiber in one's diet
* porridge that is too warm
* porridge that is too cold
* porridge that is just right
* death... or worse
* projectile headbutts
* The end of the Universe
* mental instability
* financial freedom
* Uncyclopedia addiction
* none of the above
* all of the above
* 1/8 of the above
* 1/4 of the above
* 3/8 of the above
* 1/2 of the above
* 5/8 of the above
* 3/4 of the above
* 7/8 of the above
* only a little bit but not too much of the above
*This
*X
*Y
*And P
*Dumb Blondes
*small penises
*bucket fannys
That has opponents which forcibly attempt to prohibit and eliminate that. They pick at that. They censor that. They cover that up with Whiteout. Despite their efforts, however, that is undeniably as popular now as it has ever been. 
Have you ever noticed that, when people say that, they expect you to know what that is.
==What 'That' is not==
This
==What 'That' is not and is at the same time==
That's not a knife. That's a knife!
==That that that that that==
"That" is famous for being able to be repeated five times and still be grammatically correct, as in the phrase: "They say that that 'that' that that person said sounded dodgy".
==That And This==
This and that have been lumped together by humans for millenia. However, keep in mind that you cannot "Smack This," say, "This's hot," or talk about "All This Jazz," because that would make you a n00b. This and that started out as bitter enemies, engaging in great and terrible wars (great due to the special effects, and terrible because they lasted as long as the typical Dragonball Z fight). Over time, that and this became rivals, and, with the emergence of humanity, begrudgingly work together to prevent humans from noun overload.
That is most commonly seen as a noun in reference to one's engorged yet flaccid penis, consisting of more than 6 trillion microscopic boners sprouting from the tip.
ja:あれ
es:Ése
==What is that?==
This
That 700 Club

That 700 Club is a terrible American sitcom/religious program, hosted by Pat Robertson and also starring Topher Grace and George and renowned hot redhead Laura Prepon, with Benny Hinn as "Fes". It has run from 1970 to the present, although its format has shifted significantly since its earlier years. Later episodes, quite controversially, centered on newcomer Jerry Mathers as "The Beaver."
The show's peculiar title is derived from the college-aptitude examination known as the SAT. To be a member of the "club," one cannot have scored higher than 700 combined on all portions of the test. 
==Beginnings==
Pat Robertson, a hobo and self-styled Jesus impersonator, spent the early to late 1960's roaming the streets of Los Angeles, California badgering his fellow and and vagrants and delivering generally incoherent sermons. Robertson was discovered by TV producers who knew right away that they wanted to use him on their new erotic program, "The 700 Rub," on the Playboy channel. Robertson was unable to pronounce the letter R correctly, and the rest is history.
==The Rest==
Robertson almost immediately enlisted the help of Grace and Prepon, who had already garned critical acclaim for their rousing stage play, a throwback to the black-and-white era of television, "Woman, Thou Art Lucy." He cast them as each other, roles which both would later recall as "the challenge of a lifetime."
The format was quite simple. Robertson would open up the show with a 5-minute segment entitled "This Week in Perversion," in which he would run through a short list of celebrities he suspected of buggery. Then, after a brief commercial break, Grace and Prepon would lampoon 1970's culture with uproarious skits and variety acts, most of which ended in a fistfight, due to very common misunderstandings about how one would portray the other. After one infamous incident which made it to air, Grace quipped, "Never fight a Jew in the desert."
At the 30-minute mark, Robertson took calls from the audience about religious issues affecting America at the time. Common themes were "The Right of Homosexuals to Exist, pro and con," "Jews: America's Silent Killer," "Today's Modern Wife Batterer." Robertson's trademark style, which included yelling at callers, popping Oxy-Contin, and blaming everything on liberals, has had a lasting influence on radio and TV broadcasting to this day.
The remainder of the show was set aside for upcoming Christian musical talent, such as Slayer, Korn, Slipknot, Carman, Creed, Nine Inch Nails, Amy Grant, and Great White, although since the 1999 season, musical guests are partitioned off from Robertson at his own request, due to what he calls "serious homo vibes."
== See Also ==
*Carman
*Fundagelical Christianity
*Pat Robertson
Category:American television series 
Category:Religion
That Time I Failed My Spelling Test

so git thiss, leik i is ate skool rite, n their dis t3st happnin fo todais lessn k? it on sp3link rite? n s!nc3 i is teh greetst n00b pwnrer alve rite? i cood leik tottly pwn ths t3st. eres wot happnd
== teh leik fu(kn t33cha ==
i got dis t33cha hoo leik fu(kin hates m3 rite bekoos i leik pwn him al teh time in cla55 rite n hees leik al angri at i and i hav leik über skool m!cro so he is leik a totl n00b. so he givs me dis test rite and is all leik "do it" and stuf leik that and im leik "k s!nce i leik gona pwn it 2 da max leik dat test was actin all leik n00bish and im just leik "i am all leik pro test so u don't hav a chnce b!tch" and so i strt teh test and leik it trns owt dat teh test is leik, pro aswel so i is leik undaestimatin him but i pwn all teh time so im leik pro aswel.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS GOOD GOOD YES
== dis kwestyen is leik all up in my f4ce ==
so im leik doin the test and it leik strts 2 pwn me and im leik "fu(k how iz i7 leik so goud all of a sudin wen i7 waz leik n00bish be4 and i strt fitink bak and stuf and leik it is all leik "no" so im leik "fu(k off b!tch sin(e i am leik teh b3st a7 sp3link and teh test i5 leik n00b but th3n its leik "fu(k u pwnmasta_24 i pwn ani1 hu duz me and im leik "fu(k"
== th3n i leik ge7 teh fu(kin test bak ==
th3n i leik ge7 teh fu(kin test bak and i75 leik "i pwnd u n00b" and im leik "how cood dis happin, i is leik teh pro and teh t357 is leik teh n00b bu7 i7 i5 no7 leik dat animor sin(e i fu(kin failed and dat t33cha is wy sin(e i awais pwn him s0 i gess i75 leik justis and stuf since leik u cant aways pwn and sumtims teh atha gys can leik pwn aswel and im leik fu(k dat 7357 waz leik, pro
==da fuchur==
i gottd beta at spelding nd i r stil fail an i dnt no y it mke no cense i r rely confuzed and r stil gud at spel but i no idea y i fail help i r kewl and da test stil own me
but i iz 1uky nd sumh0w i garudated lzt y3r nd it wz totly awsum omg m s0 1uky
== c al50 ==
*leik teh fu(kin yak rtikel iz leik pro.
*and teh fu(kin yuky doody rtekel i rly liek
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Category:Pages that look like the things they're about
That Time I Was Nearly Crashed Into by a Boeing 747 during my sojourn to the Twin Towers

Dude, that fucking plane was huge. Like, WTF?
==So there I was==
Sitting in the fucking Twin Towers, doing my Firefighting thing with the Pole and the trucks, right? Like, hot, flaming shit.
==And this fucking Boeing 747==
bursts out of the sky, flames all over the place, and instead of going for the landing strip, it makes a jihadline right for the Twin Towers!
==So I pulled out my ==
Firehose, and put the hose the shit out of the thing, and it tries to crash into me! WTF!
I barely got away with a major burning, and facial scorching and a severed brachialis radial.
==See also==
*9/11
*That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris
Category:My sojourn
Category:Aviation
Category:September 11 attacks
That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris

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Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
Marching across the Seine, doing my Uber Alles thing with the Fascist shit and the Maginot Line, right? Like, Master Race badass shit.
== and this fucking Frenchie ==
bursts out of the fucking Eifel Tower, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the hairy woman, he makes a Baguetteline straight for me. Like WTF?
== so I pulled out my ==
racist ideology and cut the shit out of his Jewish population, and he tries to collaborate with me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major defeat, and eternal shame attached to my people and a severely Blitzkrieged Berlin.
==No, seriously.== 
He nearly fucking raped me.
==See Also==
*That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
*That time I nearly took a sojourn to Canada while I was being raped by a yak 
*The debilitating skin disease I got from battling the undead
Category:France
Category:Germany
Category:My sojourn
Category:Racism
Category:Articles that will probably never get featured, despite their popularity among Uncyclopedians
That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Nazi during my sojourn to Ireland

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Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
== So there I was ==
river dancing my way across the Emerald Isle, doing my St Patrick's Day thing with the Potato shit and The Troubles, right? like, Leprachaun badass shit,
== and this fucking Nazi ==
bursts out of the fucking bog, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the Jews, he makes a Fuhrerline straight for me -- like WTF?
== so I pulled out my ==
knife and cut the shit out of his 21st Century Nazi policies, and then he tried to rape me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
==No, seriously.== 
He nearly fucking raped me.
==See Also==
*That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
*the debilitating skin disease I got from battling the undead
*That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris
*21st Century Nazis
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:My sojourn
Category:Articles that will probably never get featured, despite their popularity among Uncyclopedians
Category:Further proof that Uncyclopedia is the worst
Category:Nazis
That episode I was raped by a panda during my sojourn in the Springfield Zoo

Dude, that fucking thing was huge and he violated me. D'oh!
==So there I was==
at the Springfield Zoo dressed up as a female panda, doing the Lindy Hop for the kids and entertaining Mr. Burns and shit, right? Like, real prank money shit. 
==and this fucking panda==
named Ping-Ping bursts out of his cave, musk all over the place, and instead of trying to kill me, he becomes sexually arroused, and he makes a pandaline straight for me.
==so I call out==
to Mr. Burns for help, but he just laughs! Like WTF? 
So I run away, trip, fall on a rock with my panda ass up in the air, making Ping-Ping think I was 'presenting'. Mr. Burns just fucking laughed the entire time as that horny panda dragged me back into his cave. 
I barely got away without reeking of panda love and a severed dignity.
No, seriously. Ping-Ping raped me. : (
==See also==
*That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
*Fisher Price: Simpsons Edition
*Homer did it
*Jumping the shark
Category:My sojournCategory:The SimpsonsCategory:PandasCategory:RapeCategory:Television
That one movie

That one movie was one of the most talked-about movies of 1994. Or was it 1993? I don't remember. Anyway, it was really cool.
In the movie this thing happens and a whole load of other things go on. Also it had, what's his name? Anyway, it was so awesome you just can't forget about it.
==Awards==
It was nominated for a Golden Globe, wasn't it? Or was that an Oscar? Maybe I'm thinking of Hoop Dreams.
==Actors==
I definitely remember the face of that guy who played the leading role... I could swear I know his name... Was he in Batman?
==Recognition==
When you see a movie but you don't know its name, this movie is instantly called 'That Movie' and is referred to in that way. Most of the times, the real name of that movie pops into your mind some time way after actually wanting to remember it. Some other times, that movie is such a piece of crap that you don't actually attempt to recall what it was really called. 
Also, when you see an actor or actress whose name you don't know, the usual recipe is to say to anyone in the vicinity that they are 'that actor/actress from that movie'. When you do this, most of those people will confirm that they are. Most of the times, it is accompanied by asking questions with remarks such as 'and he/she played in that other movie too, where they do this and then he/she saves the world again'.
==Criticism==
I give it two thumbs up for awesome special effects and the scene where they're on a shrimp boat trying to save all the Jews from John Travolta.
==Plot==
At the end of the movie, I think credits started to roll.
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