Black Lives Matter

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Black Lives Matter (BLM) is an organized (occasionally disorganized) movement advocating for non-violent (occasionally violent) civil disobedience in protest against incidents of police brutality against African Americans.
The movement was founded in 2013 after suspicious black death no.1768999 (Trayvon Martin) and gained a powerful slogan, "Hands Up Don't Shoot" after suspicious black death no.1769741 (Michael Brown). However, it really took off in 2020, when a COVID-weary population spilled out on to the streets– not after suspicious black death no.1787485 (Atatiana Jefferson) or suspicious black death no.1787488 (Breonna Taylor), but rather suspicious black death no.1787490.
==Suspicious black death no. 1787490==
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<youtube>4IjX8hxc8s8</youtube>Definitely in the top two worst things that happened in 2020.
Suspicious black death no. 1787490 was that of George Floyd, who was detained by police on suspicion of using a counterfeit $20 bill. He complained that he was having breathing difficulties and did not want to remain in the police car. Officer Derek Chauvin struggled with him in the back, pulled him out, let him fall to the floor, and then inexplicably knelt on his neck for 8 minutes 46 seconds.
Unfortunately for Chauvin, several witnesses, who could not form a sentence without saying the word "bro", filmed his rather unorthodox approach to a man who presumably should have either been driven to a hospital if you believed him or a police station if you didn't.
The publication of the video was explosive, coming as it did in the midst of COVID-influenced discontent: widespread financial turmoil, a kind of subdued but simmering end-of-days vibe, and a host of depressing attempts to keep television shows going, including an appalling use of CGI in the series finale of The Blacklist. (See right.)
Many protests were staged around the country with several descending into tussles, fracas, melées, scuffles, skirmishes and brouhahas. The Target in Minneapolis was looted and vandalized, possibly because it was depressing for many young locals to contemplate it as a potential workplace.
A number of celebrities were moved to contribute to BLM as a result of the protests, with Kanye West offering to put up $1million to pay protesters' bail money. Unfortunately, despite Kanye's status as the genius of his generation, he mistakenly ended up paying the bail of Derek Chauvin, who is now at large and considered dangerous when stooping.
==Black lives mattering==
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The popularization of BLM split the U.S. into two groups of people: those who thought black lives should have more value applied to them, and those who thought current levels were probably about right.
The modern age of readily available data meant that Liberals could point out that black people make up 23% of people dying in custody, but only 13% of the population. Conservatives could then counter and say while black people made up 23% of people dying in custody, they made up 27% of arrests, so the murder per capita rate might be high, but the murder per arrest rate was actually better than that of the average American.
Unfortunately, the next chapter in the debate was too complex and nuanced for social media posts.
*Liberals would point out that black men were much more likely to be arrested for possession of drugs, despite surveys showing similar rates of consumption across races.
*Conservatives would point to the high rate of arrests for violent crimes among black men, which could not be blamed on over-policing, and which contrast with other ethnic minority groups.
*Liberals would counter that there is a fundamental problem between comparing a first/second/third generation immigrant (arriving from a wide range of economic and social backgrounds) and a member of a community which has been almost entirely among the poorest in society for centuries– and that the poorest of white Americans were likely to have similar crime rates.
*Conservatives would hit back demanding to see the data, before noting the high prevalence of black men involved in drug dealing, before adding that rap was partly to blame.
It was all too much, so users on both sides settled on calling each other fucking idiots.
==Defunding the police==
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One major BLM proposal was to reallocate funds from policing to often-neglected areas such as education, public health, housing, and youth services. It was dubbed "defunding the police". This term, which alarmingly suggested the police budget would be reduced to roughly $0, was readily seized upon by Fox News and other conservative news sources, who willfully extended this misconception of "defunding" for the purpose of getting their viewers all riled up. Which is how they like it.
The lack of understanding among Fox News presenters and viewers was unfortunately shared by many BLM protesters, who also took the slogan literally. This was most clearly evident in a gentrified district of Seattle, where the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ), later the Capitol Hill Organized (or Occupied) Protest (CHOP), was formed. (A further attempt to rename the group, as Capitol Hill Independent New Kingdom, was exposed as the work of racist troublemakers.)
The independent state held steady for two weeks, but locals lost affection for the idea when they noticed that the presence of police cars had been replaced not only by urban vegetable gardens– as promised– but also renegade gun-toting watchmen.
==Focus on inanimate objects==
After more than a week of real world protests, June 2 saw a "blackout" on social media, which meant that protesters boycotted all social media indefinitely in protest at how super-rich Silicon Valley CEO's happily accept racist content as long as it generates traffic, and avoid taxes as much as humanly possible– taxes which could be used to fight inequality.
Only joking: they posted a big black square as their profile pic for a day.
Some users, overwhelmed by the task of googling a picture of a black square, downloading and uploading it, inadvertently uploaded screengrabs of the Game of Thrones episode "The Long Night".
BlackoutTuesday.png|For a small minority of white Americans, the reminder of the final season of Game of Thrones was a useful way to empathize with black people's sense of a social contract being betrayed.
BlondesSeeRacist.png|These fine Americans, of Danish or perhaps Dutch stock, contemplate the juxtaposition of a Southern general and the word racist for the first time.
ColombusGenoice.png|Columbus, possibly pointing to a nine-year-old Caribbean child who would make a useful sex slave.
Elsewhere, activists' wrath was directed at statues, especially those of historical male figures. These men, born into a slave-owning society, and brought up on the concepts of social Darwinism, racial hierarchy and the Curse of Ham, were condemned for not having the strength of character to condemn everyone around them and promote 21st-century-compatible beliefs.
Historians estimate that 82% of the USA's population in 1776 would likely have rated blackface as "amusing" or "gosh-darned amusing".
Many young Americans realized they had been taught a rather sanitized version of their history, which consisted of chanting "U-S-A!" while watching a grinning, tap-dancing George Washington declaring all men were created equal. They were shocked to learn that the original draft of constitution was written using a black slave's back instead of a desk, and employing Cherokee blood mixed with disenfranchised women's tears instead of ink.
Armed by this new historical knowledge that their country wasn't the distillation of Atticus Finch, activists wrote "genocide" on statues of Columbus, "racist" on statues of Confederate generals and: "This is not a symbol of freedom or a genuine welcome message to immigrants, but rather a schadenfreude-fueled gift from the French who would have sent this to any country which beat the British in a war" on the Statue of Liberty.
Keep in mind the Statue of Liberty is a very large statue.
==BLM in the UK==
Despite the fact that British police kill slightly fewer black people than their American counterparts– a total of thirteen in ten years (yes, you read that right)– BLM spread across the Atlantic like the second most contagious phenomenon of 2020.
A number of white, Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi, and in some cases, black protesters took to the streets in the UK.
In Bristol, a statue of former Member of Parliament and slave trader Edward Colston was thrown into the harbour, and while protesters cheered the rebellious act, it was later revealed that the 800-pound statue tragically killed a local black family who were having their first scuba diving lesson.
A British splinter movement of BLM was also formed: Black Clives Matter. This organisation was created by citizens who wanted to draw attention to the fact that while African American men's unconventional names, like Barkevious, BenJarvus or D'Rickashaw, were often mocked and cited as evidence of their lack of culture or intelligence, Black British men were also subject to racism, despite being called ridiculously sensible things like Graham, Nigel and Clive.
==Public apologies==
Many organizations and public figures made apologies for past actions in the wake of the protests, almost as if the sight of thousands of people chanting slogans and smashing things up had magically made them change their minds about things that had seemed fine to them a week ago.
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell made an about-face that stunned some of the NFL's more patriotic fanbase: "I admit we were wrong for not listening to NFL players earlier, and I encourage teams to sign up Colin Kaepernick. You know, that decent quarterback they have all unanimously ignored for three years.
"This has nothing to do with me coldly calculating that the backlash against this apology would be less harmful to my career than not apologizing.
"I simply had an epiphany this week which convinced me I should change my current position by roughly 180 degrees."
Coincidentally, this apology came four days after that of Drew Brees, who had raised objections to players protesting during the anthem. He was immediately challenged by teammates, some of whom had threatened to stop talking to him, or worse, to allow opposition linebackers through to sack him. After a few short minutes of engaging with other people's views and embarking on a journey of self-learning, he announced he no longer supported his long-held beliefs.
Quaker Oats declared that its Aunt Jemima pancake mix would be rebranded, acknowledging that protests against the image, some of which dated back to 1892, were "probably fair enough" and "man, those riots look scary". In response, many modern-day Quakers complained that Quaker Oats reinforced centuries-old stereotypes of them, namely that they:
*are happy to toil harvesting cereals.
*live bland, flavor-free lives.
*have wispy, oat-like hair underneath gay hats.
*take only one minute to do their business.
Both Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel found themselves embroiled in blackface scandals, after well-meaning and not-at-all malicious citizens happened to stumble upon and illegally download twenty-year-old footage of them, and posted screengrabs of them in blackface on social media.
Fallon underlined his status as a swaggering alpha male by both apologizing for his actions and thanking the uploaders for "checking his privilege". Kimmel offered a more grudging apology, with three conditions: "I apologize to all people of color who were genuinely hurt or offended by my actions when they originally watched the show live in 2000."
Tragically, the timing of the twin incidents assured that your parents will never be able to tell Fallon and Kimmel apart.
Elsewhere, Tina Fey asked NBC to pull several episodes of 30 Rock in which characters wore blackface. She wrote: "I thought it was funny to make racist jokes in my autobiography, and 30 Rock, and The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, but now I have written an eloquent apology explaining why it was never amusing."
Finally, an episode of Golden Girls in which two characters appear wearing mud-packs when a black family come to visit was removed by Hulu. The 1989 episode had been watched literally dozens of times on the platform, and was especially popular among the over-eighty age group. A member of George Floyd's family was so moved by the decision, she told reporters: "Uh, we weren't campaigning about any of this."
Ironically, even celebrities who were fully behind Floyd's cause were also obliged to apologize. The announcement of an all-star charity single was initially met with enthusiasm, but performers were forced into a groveling apology when it was revealed that the song they had selected was the late Bill Withers's Lean On Me.
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