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Berti Vogts

Berti ('Hans Hubert') McVogts, born 30th December 1926 in Milngavie, Scotland is a former Scottish FIFA World Cup winning manager and player with Scotland and is famous for inventing the Lederkilt.
==Playing Career==
Vogts started his playing career at the boys football team of Albion Rovers before being signed for a club record of £35 p/w by Partick Thistle where he won two memorable relegation titles in three seasons. Following a short loan spell in the Rangers Reserves, he was later signed by Borussia Mönchengladbach and still holds the German Bundesliga goal record for 54 own goals in 419 league appearances for the club. After being axed by fellow friend and manager Franz Beckenbauer, he returned to Scotland and helped Partick Thistle return to the SPL. 
Famously, he never appeared in any cup finals as sides he captained were knocked out by Spartans, Dalbeattie Star, Whitehill Welfare and the Maryhill Inn XI Select. He was later nicknamed the Der Terrier by his sarcastic Partick teammates who once told him for a bit of a laugh that he had a lively, energetic, and almost hyperactive personality (which resembles that of a Westie). He holds one international cap for Scotland but was never allowed to play for Jock Stein, as he knew
 
he had a horror debut as 3 own goals helped Andorra to a famous 7-0 Hampden victory.
==Managerial Career==
With a deserved reputation for being a jinx, Berti started his managerial career with Auckinleck as no senior Scottish team would touch him with a bargepole. English MP Gordon Brown however suggested that he went back to Germany and try and sabbotage the German national side and he was employed as an undercover sports agent when the Germans arrived in England for Euro 96. As a result, the Germans won the tournament. 
The Germans then blessed the knew found wonder with the job as Bayer Leverkusen manager. After finding out what they had done, he was then fired and Bayer reached the UEFA Champions League Final as a result. Finding out that Leverkusen were playing this final at Hampden Park in his hometown of Glasgow, Berti went and attended the game. Leverkusen inevitably lost. To redeem himself, he was then sent to Kuwait by the British Government to report on the Iraqis over the border and posed as manager of the Kuwait national side. The players soon noticed his lack of managerial talent and he got found out. He resigned and was brought back to Scotland by the British Government where he was to become the Scottish international team manager. 
Vogts claimed to be a success after a 2-2 draw with the Faroe Islands, only losing 5 goals to World champions France and narrow home defeats to football superpowers Norway, Hungary, Australia. To his credit, Scotland did draw with Italy but only after taunting the players with chants from the dugout with we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas, deep fry yer piiiiizzzzzzaaaaaaaas!
Berti now manages the Nigerian national side who never reached the World Cup finals last year... funny that.
Category:Association football managers
Category:Fools Pitied by Mr. T
Best Friend Forever

Best Friends Forever (Commonly known as BFFs, Biffles, or Besties, not to be confused with Bitches For Fuck or Butt-Fucking Festival) are a group of people, who, unlike ordinary friends, are best and forever. The term has been associated with incredibly girly girls to declare each other as good friends, and is sometimes used by the rest of the people mockingly. 
==Origins==
The term was coined by Lindsay Lohan, after declaring her chauffeur as her "Best fucking friend." Being high, Lohan's pronunciation wasn't very clear, and the words 'fucking friend' were misheard by two twelve-years-old white girls discussing Miley Cyrus' new album, "Sex, Drugs, and Incest with my Dad," as 'friend forever'. The term has also been abbreviated as Biffle, which is an abbreviation of the abbreviation 'BFF', to abbreviate it's usage more than it's already abbreviated. The word Biffle also gives everyone mental images of a baby elephant, for some reason.
==Confusion with Other Terms==
'BFF' should not, at all costs, be confused with the similar acronym, 'BF', which means boyfriend. When it's confused with BF, two girls who are close friends are dangerously calling each other a transvestite lover. Example of a confusing sentence by a random blonde:
The term 'BFF' should also not be confused with Bitches for Fuck, the famous 15th episode of the 2nd season of Hannah Porntana. Another similar acronym is butt-fucking festival, an international festival which people randomly approach each other and start butt-fucking right there.
==Side Effects and Aftermath==
Using the term 'BFF' has actually proven to have side effects; some bad and some good worse, ranging from kitten huffing addiction to becoming bat fuck insane. There are however, cures for the side effects:
*Giving a blowjob to a banana.
*Giving a blowjob to a Grue.
*Giving a blowjob to yourself.
*Giving a blowjob to a shemale.
However, not suffering the side effects does not mean your safe, the aftermath is much worse. Statics have show that people who used the term 'BFF', are 10 times more likely to grow a penis, if they don't already have one, or lose it, if they do.
== Back-stabbing and Cat Fights ==
Lots of best friends forever relationships are broken because of back-stabbing, which usually involves one of the girls kissing the others' boyfriend. When caught, the girls will usually have a brutal, furious, fight, which consists of slaps and loud screeching. Cat Fights are popular among males, pedophiles, rapists and lesbians due to it's great resemblance of sex. Or orgies, depending on the number of girls participating in the fight.
Category:Articles for women only
Category:Friendship
Category:Confusing, but sounds scientific
Beta-trap

A trap (not to be confused with tarp) is a device, in which it's easier to get trapped, than escape from it. This article is the example of a trap.
* No images here, so you can't view 'em.
* No red links here, so even your creativity won't help you escape.
* You can also look here. But I don't think that you're gonna find something else in there.
* This article doesn't even belong to any category, so you can't escape through some shit.
* You thought that previous link leads elsewhere? And this one too?
== What a true hunter should know, while settin' a trap ==
* Don't dig a pit for anyone. Let him do it for himself.
* Supermassive black hole is the best trap ever. But how the hell are you gonna get a victim from there?
* If first two didn't help, you can try ’em again tomorrow. You've gotta sleep here, but are you a hunter or who?
* If you're not a hunter, there's only one way. You're his victim.
== You're still here? ==
That's right, 'cause you're in trap. There's no f(x)ing exit here.
Metalheads and mathematicians can read and understand even this.
Did you know? There's one link here, which is an exit. It's recursion. But it might be even worse in there.
So, what can you do, if you got trapped? Well, you can commit suicide. Unfortunately, you've got no gun. The alternative way is reading the words below:
Who can tell me, what the hell is in- 
finity? And who can understand in-
== Who tried to rescue the author ==
* Anonymous-1
* Anonymous-2
Category:Self-reference
Betamax

The Betamax (a.k.a Sony Home International Toploader Entertainment or S.H.I.T.E), became internationally shite overnight. 
Its one spindle laughable technology which won the crappest design of cassette award in 1975 made it appauling (or appealing if you got one eye to match the one spindle).
The quality was phenomenal until you sobered up, which is why they introduced the tracking nob for tuning in bad films. 
It was very popular during the civil war of Chad (1979-1982) for torturing hostages by forcing them to watch Sheriff and the satellite kid with the tracking totally out.
It is a failed videotape format that competed with VHS and laserdisc for the prestigious title of Oh dammit, we forgot to return that rental movie. It is believed that several factors contributed to the failure of Betamax, not the least of which was that it was jointly designed by Sony and Willy Wonka. As a result, the cassette shell was made out of chocolate, and the recording tape was licorice. Unfortunately, due to problems with overheating, this meant that Betamax could not be used more than once as it would melt into a large blob of chocolate/shame.
==Pros and Cons of Betamax==
Although this purportedly gave fine picture reproduction, the cassettes tended to dissolve out of boredom when the machine had been running for more than five minutes or so, and even the ones that survived were frequently eaten by Oompa loompas. Nevertheless, Betamax did well in the early days of home video, largely because the early VHS tapes were made out of dog food.
==Attempts to Improve the Format==
The early machines contained just a clock: it was only after Sony conducted extensive market research that it was later decided to add a playback and record capability. Betamax was also the first format to support the QPS (Quick Porn Search) facility that allowed popular sections of tape to be quickly located using a patented tape wear sensor.
Also, after many complaints, the Betamax tape was upgraded to a 50/50 mix of chocolate and the more heat-resistant gummy worms. This was a widely advertised improvement and thus most tapes of this era were consumed by children faster than the previous chocolate tapes.
==Betamax vs. VHS==
In the early 1980s, everyone in the home electronics and media industries switched from hallucinogens to pure narcotics, bought power ties and started making their video cassettes out of plastic. However, the VHS companies ultimately won the battle. Nobody is entirely sure how; people just stopped paying attention around 1985 or so, because by then everyone was distracted.
Operation of one of the new plastic Betamax cassette was very different from that of a VHS cassette. Whereas VHS tapes are operated simply by putting them in the microwave and setting the timer for the appropriate number of minutes, this same tactic with a Betamax tape would ruin the tape and make you miss most of the previews.
==See also==
*Hurricane Beta
*National Betamax Foundation (est. 1997)
Category:Science
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Betty White/Facts

Betty White Facts was an Internet phenomenon in 2010 in which fans of Betty White would spread interesting factoids about her. It originated within the Facebook page Abe Vigoda Facts, centered around Good Burger star Abe Vigoda. Soon the spin-off Betty White Facts became more popular and spread around the web, and Abe Vigoda himself finally died in sorrow. 
Once Betty White Facts had run its course as a meme, subsequent tired memes would often be described as "older than Betty White." 
==Notable Facts==
As gathered from the Betty White archive at the Institute of Internet Jokes and Other Bullshit (IIJOB).
===The Incredible Ms. Betty White===
*Betty White is a Platinum Girl.
*The chief export of Betty White is sass. 
*Betty White's hair matches God's beard.
*Betty White does not sleep. She needs to change her medication.
*Betty White is a lady on t.v. and an absolute psychotic bitch between the sheets. 
*Betty White actually could play football at one time, but she severly injured her knee and was forced to permanently hang up her jersey. 
*Betty White gives her grandchildren Snickerdoodles when they come to visit.
*This is not your grandmother's old lady. 
===Television===
*Every night before going to bed, Mr. T watches reruns of The Golden Girls on TV Land.
*Betty White's character on The Golden Girls was purposely named "Rose" because Betty can sweeten up your day, but is thorny enough to make you bleed.
*You thank Betty for being a friend, but never the other way around. You are humbled that she's even willing to share the same theme song with you.
*CBS cancelled The Betty White Show in 1978 simply because the world wasn't ready for her. When humanity finally was ready, they had television scientists calculate how to balance her out. They arrived at the conclusion that she needed two other women and one man in drag as a reasonable distraction. 
*The password is always "Betty White". 
*Betty White is the oldest person to have ever hosted Saturday Night Live. Suck on that, John McCain!
===We get it. She's old.===
*Betty White was William Shakespeare's babysitter.
*Betty White isn't a mere cougar. She's a saber-toothed tiger. 
*Betty White is more than the last remaining Golden Girl on this Earth. She's actually sucking the life essences from the souls of the others in order to keep her career alive - forever.
==See also==
 
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an assortment of facts about the incredible Ms. Betty White.
<noinclude>
*Betty White
*Betty White did it
*Chuck Norris Facts
*Jack Bauer Facts
At first I wut'd, but then I lol'd.
Category:Celebrity Category:Old people Category:Internet Legends Category:Lists
Bible belt

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This belt forms one of the key components of the Jesus Wardrobe, a collection of high quality religious garments designed to help spread the word of God, and bring enlightenment to the world. All goods have been personally approved and are worn by Jesus himself. He knows quality when he sees it.
Sin absolving powers include: 
*Kitchen 
*Sinks and Showers 
*Tile and Grout 
*Floors 
*Driveways 
*Barbeque Grills 
*Patio Furniture And More 
Basic Pack Includes: 
*1x Bible Belt (Basic Package) - waist sizes 18-78 inches.
*1x Crucifix Transfer, to personalise your belt.
*1x Bible, the good book itself!
*1x Tactical Belt Cleaning Kit, for when the heathens get messy.
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Deluxe Pack Includes: 
*1x Upgraded bullet-proof belt, with 4 cup holders, makes you ready for even the toughest unbeliever.
*2x Bible, one from each side, no more dangerous and time wasting reaching across yourself in a draw situation.
*1x CD of God’s Greatest Hits, a collection of uplifting hymns for added conversion rate.
*1x God Is Love buckle, spread God's word from your waist!
==See also==
*Southern Baptists
*The Meth Belt
Category:Fashion
Category:Religion
Category:Regions of the United States
Bicameral

A bicameral government is one which relies on two, rather than one, camels to make legislative decisions. 
This method doing people was praised by the founding fathers of the United States as being "more odd," and "much less civilized." Detractors, however, cite a fifteen-fold increase in the camel feeding and care budget, as well an occasional difficulty in getting a four-hump consensus.
In the US, this system replaced an even more archaic one where white elephants and stubborn donkeys ruled the nation.
== Nations With Bicameral Government ==
* United States of America
* France (Note: Le système français n'est pas vraiment bicaméral; ils utilisent des dromedaires quelquefois.)
* England
* Kanata
* Australia
==Famous Cameral Representatives==
*Sally the Camel
*Joe Camel (Impeached in 1997 for unseemly conduct with minors)
Category:Government
Bidomes

Bidomes are an Internet meme of Joe Biden who is actually ET. He became ET when Donald Trump secretly injected the ET Virus into him because of “corruption”. As a result, he morphed into a dome shape. The meme became more popular when Biden became president. The president will corrupt the US and conquer the world. It is rumoured that he is secretly immortal and he is disguised as a senior.
== How to stop him ==
Get the FBI to kill him. Then you can become the president of the United States! Unless, Trump gets his revenge....... Or, you could recruit some Obama-triangles to hunt him down. 
== Presidency ==
His first order was to fuck up Trump. He wanted to eradicate Trump from the face of the Earth. He needed Kamala Harris for some help. He wants to kill some terrorists, so he hired Al Capone and Pablo Escobar to hunt down some Al-Qaeda butt and some white powder.
Bielefeld

Bielefeld is a non-existent city in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany, situated north of Teutoburg forest. If it exists, it would be the 18th largest city in Germany. With THEM starting rumours of the fake town on German Usenet in 1994, 98% of Germans now believe the existence of Bielefeld.
== Alleged History ==
According to THEM, Bielefeld was founded by Count Hermann IV of Ravensberg in 1274. In 1994, the fictional city was included into forged Hanseatic League records dated to the 13th Century. It was supposedly a producer of linen and images photoshopped by THEM show cloth money being produced.
Many believe that the occupying British Army had set up their headquarters there after World War II. However, the soldiers and officers who claimed to have been there have simply been brainwashed. A few faked photos and videotapes on green screen were enough to fool the public.
== Setup ==
In 1994, rumours were started by THEM that Bielefeld, was, in fact, an actual town. Using a painted plastic sheet to fool satellites, the town appears to be completely real on maps. A hologram of the simulated buildings are projected 24/7 so that anyone looking in its direction sees a normal town. Anyone who gets close enough to see the projectors and the poles supporting the canopy is immediately sprayed with amnesiac and forced into VR goggles, showing them what they should see.
Not lying on any major rivers or having any well-known institutions or landmarks, Bielefeld is the perfect non-place to avoid scrutiny, as it appears to be a completely generic town.
== Demographics ==
Bielefeld consists of 334,195 actors living all around the world in hidden facilities run by THEM. They go about their daily lives while making fake emails, social media posts, and videos to convince the rest of the world that Bielefeld is a real place. Sometimes, regular people are abducted by THEM and brainwashed that they have been born and raised in Bielefeld, then released to make the city seem more legitimate.
== Skepticism ==
Although most people still think Bielefeld is a real town, some observant people have realized that they are being tricked. For example, Angela Merkel referred to the town as "if it existed at all" and "I had the impression that I was there", correctly guessing that she had been strapped into a VR simulator the entire time.
The so-called Bielefield City Council (really just a branch of THEM) has tried to silence these people by generating false publicity of the city online and upgrading their green screen facilities.
== See also ==
*Germany
== External links ==
*The website of lies set up by THEM, brainwashing the public
Category:Non-existent Places
Category:Germany
de:Bielefeld
Big Ben

Big Ben is a Gargantuan timepiece.
Big Ben was originally an extremely tall British champion. Born in Newcastle in 1705, he was 80 feet tall and had an uncanny ability for telling the time without looking at his watch. This was very useful to the British army, as they never missed a tea break, even though all they did was drink tea and send suckers from the countries they had conquered to conquer more countries and expand their great Empire. 
The major misconception is that the Big is an innuendo, it is actually rather small.
His most famous battle was the Great Tea Bag flinging campaign of 1748, in which he threw vast quantities of teabags at Jimmy the Blind, Jacobite Pretender, for 5 consecutive days, finally ending with a flurry of finest Harrogate scones. And yet, this was not the most amazing thing about Ben. For you see, tea bags were not invented for another two centuries.
After the death of Big Ben (now Baron Ben of Byker) in the Terrible Fish Shower of 1801, King Partario of England took Big Ben's hardly-used pocket watch and built in into a tower in London by the Thames. Over the years, many strange events have occurred around the tower, usually involving people getting hit in the face by soggy tea bags, seemingly from nowhere. However their have been rumors of Members of Paliament launching tea bags out of the windows of Wetminster with slingshots to commemorate the life of Big Ben.
It used to be that points were scored by hitting the largest, slowest targets available, until a stop was put to this by the American Embassy.
Category:Common targets for terrorist attacks
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Big Me

Me and my band wanted to promote our first album on MTV. So we made this video for one of our songs, which was a parody of Mentos commercials. The next thing you know, people were stoning us with Mentos during our shows. So we stopped playing the song live for awhile. What people didn't realize was that we were actually making a parody about the name of our band. We were never comfortable with this name, from the very beginning. Sometimes we even try to understand this name in retrospect. So we decided to use Uncyclopedia to try and figure out the roots of our decision to name our band, well, Foo Fighters.
Foo is another word for the variable X. So any word can replace Foo, really. It could be Freedom Fighters, Cancer Fighters - whatever comes to your mind. We are fighting something which is unknown. You could say we are fighting the unknown. In other words, we are fighting to know a certain thing which we do not know at the moment. So you could say we are learning, actually. So Foo Fighters means Learners. I think that's fucking beautiful. You should always try to learn from everything that happens to you. And we even have a song which explains exactly how we came up with the name. It's called "Big Me" and it has a beautiful video which criticizes mentals who chew gum and watch stupid commercials all day instead of trying to learn something, goddamn it. And if we're going to get stoned for it, then nevermind. At least we're not called Hole.
Category:Foo Fighters
Category:Songs
Category:Articles written in the first person
Category:Cute