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Great Chicago Blaseball Fire

The Great Chicago Blaseball Fire was a massive conflagration that struck Chicago on █/█/█. The fire destroyed upwards of 98% of the city, including the former stadium of the Chicago Firefighters. It is largely regarded as both the greatest tragedy and blessing to ever strike Chicago, as while it destroyed much of the city, it is also credited with creating the blaseball-centric culture now surrounding the Chicago Firefighters, and Chicago itself.
== Origin and Spread ==
The Great Chicago Blaseball Fire was allegedly started when, during a scrimmage being run between the Hellmouth Sunbeams and Hades Tigers, a hellfire-fastball hit by an unidentified player was struck with such force that it flew through the crust of the earth and struck directly through the home plate of the former Fire House stadium. The hellfire almost immediately consumed the majority of Chicago. The only area that was largely spared from this destruction was a 10 mile radius surrounding The Blean, as it’s vantablack properties absorbed all heat from the hellfire within this area. 
== Role of Chicago Firefighters ==
As the fire raged through Chicago, an emergency city council meeting voted to move nearly the entirety of the city’s emergency funds into the firefighters, in an act of desperation to save the city. Through a freak bureaucratic accident, instead of being directed to the city’s fire department, this funding was directed to the fledgling Blaseball team of Chicago, the Firefighters. Free reign over this funding gave them near total control of the city, and led to the Blaseball-centric Chicago that we know today. The way the team handled this funding was regarded as ‘extremely well’ by the city’s residents, as they managed to finally put out the blaze themselves after a period of █ days. 
Hydrant water had to be rationed during this time of firefighting, as there simply was not enough to put out the conflagration. This led to player Joshua Butt inventing Royal Crown Malort, which tripled the amount of liquid available to fight the fire. Without its invention, many experts say the fire would still be blazing to this day.
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Category:Events
Category:Chicago Firefighters
Category:Community-Made History
Great Lakes

The Great Lakes or the Great Lakes of North America, were a series of interconnected freshwater lakes in the upper mid-east region of North America, that connect to the Atlantic Ocean through the Saint Lawrence River. In general, they were on or near the border between Canada and the United States.
The flooding of the Great Lakes may have led to ███████ and ████. Mysteriously, Chicago and the southern border of the Great Lakes appear to be unaffected.
Category:Community-Made Places
Great Lore/Math Lore Split

The Great Lore/Math Lore Split refers to an event in where a number of future patrons of the Society for Internet Blaseball Research fled from the confines of Blaseball fandom in order to form the Society and become Diviners in an unknown location. 
Since the Split, the Diviners have been spotted periodically delivering SIBRmetrics-based Forbidden Knowledge prophecies to blaseball fans. 
Math Velazquez denies any association with the Math Lore faction.
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Category:Community-Made History
Greatest Canadian Flood

The Greatest Canadian Flood, not to be confused with The Greatest Canadian, was a significant flood that occurred in 20██. This flood would raise water levels for most of Canada and render it inhospitable for regular humans.
Mysteriously, it did not affect any land south of the 49th parallel and is in fact imperceptible until one comes within 1km of the parallel. Consequentially, Canadian territories like Victoria were unaffected by the flood, and American territories like Point Roberts have become shelters for drylanders.
Category:Community-Made History
Category:Canada
Green Hill Hedgehogs

The Green Hill Hedgehogs were a team that competed in Internet League Blaseball during Pre-History. At an unknown point, the team was incinerated.
The Hedgehogs exited the Hall of Flame when it was left unattended by the Monitor during Latesiesta of . They were nullified on day 99 of the same season and are now located within the Black Hole (Black Hole).
==Roster==
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Category:Teams
Category:Incinerated Teams
Green Light

is a Player Modification, first seen in the as a result of the blessing.
==Effects==
Whenever a player with Green Light plays in Polarity+ weather, they will play 50% better. Likewise, whenever a player with Green Light plays in Polarity- weather, they will play 50% worse.
As Polarity frequently changes over the course of a game, players shift between these two values quite often.
==History==
===Wild Low===
During the , the Ohio Worms won the blessing, giving a random player on each Wild Low team the Green Light modification.
The following players received the modification:
*Sexton Wheerer of the LA Unlimited Tacos.
*Liam Snail of the Miami Dale.
*Margarito Nava of the Boston Flowers.
*Nagomi Nava of the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
*Quack Enjoyable of the Houston Spies.
*Stew Briggs of the Ohio Worms.
==Trivia==
==See also==
*List of players with the Green Light modification
Category:Player Modifications
Grey Alvarado

was a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team from until Fall Ball.
==Official League Record==
Alvarado joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with .
On , Day 13, Alvarado swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.
During the , Alvarado had their stats randomized due to the Breath Mints winning the blessing.
During the , Alvarado received the modification as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 6, Alvarado swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction.
On Season 14, Day 13, Alvarado’s allergy was cured by the Crabitat’s .
During the , Alvarado retreated to the Kansas City Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Kina Larsen as a result of the Breath Mints' will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
==History==
Alvarado is a mime, and subsequently their bat, balls, and catching gloves are also mimed. These items can interact with other objects as if they had tangible form and are capable of creating sound. Alvarado will often throw a mimed rope around an opponent player, a tactic the Umpiress have tried (and failed) to punish. However for all practical purposes these objects are not real.
Alvarado's favored walk-up music is the second movement of 4′33″, a classical piece by American composer John Cage.
====Grey’s Anatomy====
Alvarado has never been seen eating real food, only mimed food between at-bats. They frequently mime getting peanuts from the peanut vendor, followed by miming an allergic reaction and stabbing themselves with a mime epi-pen. Fans speculate that Alvarado is sustained by the unreal forces that surround them, devouring the essence of imagination. Fans in close proximity to Alvarado report having much fewer dreams in the days following contact.
==Chants==
*Mime time!
*Mime crime! (when stealing)
==Fan Works==
===Videos===
*Mime Crimes - The Story of an Absurd Blaseball Play by @rostilicious
===Gallery===
File:140GrayAlvarado.png|Mini-Blaseballer by 
File:GreyAlvarado prinnamon.jpg|Mime Time by @prinnamon
File:MIME TIME card bugvsbug.png|MIME TIME pixel card by Discord user bugvsbug#7475
File:VintageGrey awhekate.png|Vintage Grey cartoon by @awhekate
File:Grey awhekate.jpg|Grey by @awhekate
File:GreyAlvarado 8loi88.jpg|Grey Alvarado by @8loi88
File:JTandGrey stationfaerie.png|Grey and Jessica Death Mints Masks by @StationFaerie
File:Grey eli.jpg|Grey Alvarado by @bugsbenedict
File:GothGrey awhekate.jpg|Goth Grey by @awhekate
File:Elsewhere awhekate.jpg|Grey floating Elsewhere by @awhekate
File:GreyFloating awhekate.jpg|Grey by @awhekate
File:GreyAlvarado jas.png|Grey Alvarado by Discord user Jas Sign#8789
Category:Original Players
Category:Players with the Nullified modification
Category:Nonhuman Players
Category:Nominative Determinism
Grit Watson

is a player in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since the Season 2 elections.
== Official League Records ==
Watson joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters with . 
During the , Watson's star ratings were completely randomized as a result of the blessing, resulting in Watson becoming an , and a combined stat increase.
During the , Watson received the modification as a result of the blessing.
On , Day 24, The Crabitat stole Watson from the Chicago Firefighters and gave them to the Baltimore Crabs. Watson was traded to the LA Unlimited Tacos' Shadows with no replacement during the via the blessing.
Watson was recruited to the Chicago Firefighters' Shadows during the Season 2 elections via the Dark Matter blessing.
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Grizz El Sayed

is a lineup player for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since the Return(s) of Blaseball.
== Official League Records ==
El Sayed joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams with the Return(s) of Blaseball.
During the Season 1 elections, El Sayed's batting increased as a result of the NEW Batting Boost blessing.
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Grollis Zephyr/IF-1667

===Background===
The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.
===With The Tokyo Adrift===
Beginning as a cabin boy aboard The Tokyo Adrift, Grollis Zephyr was quickly promoted to sailing master when hyr preternatural skills at navigation were discovered. The journal describes Zephyr as “young and fresh-faced, with star speckled eyes that seem to contain galaxies within them”. The captain first took notice when Zephyr, after a full day’s shift, spent most of hyr evening above deck, watching the sky above and charting stars. Further questioning revealed that Zephyr had been “turning hyr eyes skyward ever since ze was a wee un” and that ze had kept extensive star maps for years. The journal also contains some of Zephyr’s work that the writer obtained permission to recreate.
Zephyr is described as being close to hyr fellow navigator, Yusef Fenestrate. Though their methods differ greatly, they “spend long evenings together trading stories and techniques, each an expert in their field anxious to learn more”. Between Zephyr’s knowledge of star charts and wind patterns and Fenestrate’s mastery of reading currents, they were a formidable force in setting a course for the Adrift, rain or shine, night or day.
Grollis Zephyr/IF-36.28

==Background==
Grollis Zephyr comes from a dynasty of tokusatsu heroes based on Okinawa. Ze joined the family business as a teenager but soon found hyrself uncomfortable with the costumed-hero lifestyle.
While boldly-dressed, highly athletic and equipped with all the poses and catchphrases expected of a hero, Zephyr often felt ze was going through the motions. In particular ze felt hyrself to lack the empathy required to fully inhabit the role, something which seemed to come easily to the rest of hyr family. Zephyr also disliked the relentless publicity work, preferring to lose hyrself in biology textbooks and solo exploration of the island's limestone caves.
==In Tokyo==
After the cancellation of hyr lacklustre TV series, Zephyr took the chance to step back from front-line heroing and moved to Tokyo to study fashion design. Hyr clothes make use of sustainable fabrics such as cellulose, soy protein and hemp, as well as vivid natural dyes sourced mostly from seaweed. Both of these elements are present in the eye-catching full-mask superhero suits which ze continues to use for Blaseball duties.
While in the capital ze became involved in urbex, and particularly in mapping disused Metro tunnels - often the closest to peaceful seclusion the neurodivergent and distractible Zephyr could find. On one never-completed line ze chanced upon a loose grating which opened into a natural cave system. Return visits to the site revealed a series of passages inhabited by unfamiliar species, including bicep-curl-shaped fungi apparently tended by an agricultural society of centipedes. In time these friendipedes led hyr to a grotto teeming with bioluminescent life, centred on a glowing, nutrient-rich pool fed from both warm and cool springs.
Zephyr recalls hyr first thought as "wow" and hyr second as "I could make some awesome colours with these algae". While kneeling to take photographs ze slipped on moss and fell headlong into the water. Hyr eyes later developed a soft blue-green glow. Zephyr is adamant ze has now acquired Actual Superpowers though cannot as yet identify what they might be.
==Blaseball career==
Having established that the cavern lay under the former Dilsneyland Tokyo park, Zephyr was both excited and puzzled to be contacted by the Tokyo Lift Blaseball team. Ze agreed to try out for the batting lineup but found hyr cartoonish, acrobatic style more suited to pitching.
Ze discovered only after earning hyr place that the invitation had been sent by hyr mother, retired tokusatsu superstar and newly-installed Lift coach Arda Zephyr, who had conceived of this as a convenient way to spend more time with her "little Grolly". Ze agreed to remain with the team on the condition that there be "no snuggly-wugglies in front of the guys". This arrangement held firm for roughly seven minutes.
Zephyr is in a queer platonic relationship with the more socially confident Yusef Fenestrate. Ze is part of the close-knit "Brokyo" clique alongside Val Hitherto and Coolname Galvanic, who are only too happy to take turns play-acting as supervillains.
Ground Friction

Friction is a force that opposes the relative motion of solid surfaces, fluid layers, and material elements. In Blaseball, ground friction is a player attribute. The enigmatic and indirect means by which blaseball is observed presents a situation in which the nature of ground and friction are not currently knowable.
Ground friction is believed to be a property that influences baserunning in lineup players. It is believed to be a positive number generally between 0.0 and ~1.0.
Category:Forbidden Knowledge
Category:Player Attributes
Groundskeeper

A mysterious entity employed by the Boston Flowers for the upkeep of the Garden. The Groundskeeper becomes visible only when absolutely necessary, which is for the best since it manifests as a swarm of immense green bees, hostile to hu-mans but excellent pollinators. Its existence in other, unseen, forms may be inferred by its many actions. The Groundskeepers' duties include maintenance of the playing field, watering and fertilizing the clubhouse, planting bats in the Memorial Bat Forest, and pollination of unawakened players.
Blaseball historians have theorized that The Groundskeeper is related in some way to the Green Monster that makes its lair in Flenway Park, given its apparently large size and ability to move unseen. 
To stay in contact during away games, the Groundskeeper provides the team with a Jar of Bees, which must at all costs be preserved unbroken and unopened. It is unknown what would happen if the bees were to be released.
=== Petunia the Cat ===
The Groundskeeper has an assistant known as Petunia. Petunia is a cat with flower petals ringed around her neck, originally they were a costume but eventually metamorphosed into real flower petals that connect her to the Garden. At some stage after the petal became real a singular leaf appeared on the end of her tail.
Petunia loves to laze around in sunbeams as the petals allow her to photosynthesize. Petunia the Cat carries cat sized tools around in a lil basket
Category:Boston Flowers
Growth

is a Team Blood Type Modification, first seen during the as a result of the blessing. It is an Exclusive Modification of the Boston Flowers.
== Effects ==
Teams with Growth will experience an improvement in their stats over the course of a season, though this does not appear to be reflected in players' star counts. The stat increase is not cumulative, and players on a Growth team will have their stats reset back to their "baseline" on Day 1 of the following season. The net improvement is 5%; this equates to improving each active player's Attributes by 0.050.
== History ==
Growth was first seen during the , granted from the Astroturf Blessing, with the description "The grass is greener on the other side. Give your team Grass Blood Type.". The Boston Flowers won this blessing, with the following message:
*Astroturf blessed the Boston Flowers.
**Blood Transfusion.
**All of the Boston Flowers' players now have Grass blood type!
**The Boston Flowers now have powers of Growth!
**The Flowers had 34% of the Votes and were the highest bidders. 451,799 votes were cast.
==Trivia==
*Growth was the first Blood Type Modification seen in-game.
*Growth is, perhaps, the blood type modification with the most abstruse and difficult-to-quantify effects. Little about it is known, and its net impact on the performance of the Boston Flowers has proven tricky to pinpoint.
Category:Boston Flowers
Category:Team Modifications
Category:Exclusive Team Modifications
Category:Blood Types
Guarded

Guarded is a Player Modification first seen as a result of the Blessing in .
==Effects==
Guarded makes players play better in Ballparks with more Fortification. Its effects have never been precisely measured, as the only player with it, Karato Bean, has only been a pitcher since they received it, which removes the ability for specific analysis. However, it can be assumed that it works similarly to its partner Modification Outdoorsy, which gives it a boost of 20% * f, where f is the numerical value of that Ballpark's Fortification with f = 1 being a full bar. Notably, f cannot be negative, meaning that it is possible that Guarded does not follow its description and cannot make a Player play worse.
==History==
Guarded was first offered in by the Blessing of the same name, which was won by the San Francisco Lovers and went to Karato Bean.
==See Also==
*List of players with the Guarded modification
*Outdoorsy
*Foul Ball Analysis
Category:Player Modifications
Category:Modifications
Gum

Gum is a type of object, typically found within packages of Tlopps Blaseball Cards. It is a hard substance that, at one time, became softer and chewy when exposed to moisture.
Do not, under any circumstances, eat Gum (unless instructed by the Blaseball Gods).
Only horses are capable of chewing gum, because as beings made of gas they are immune to the Gum Curse.
Horses are not allowed in Blaseball. Only Hlorses.
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Category:Items
Gun Bong

is a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints in the Shadows and has always been with the team.
==Official League Records==
Gun Bong joined the ILB as a shadows player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with . Gun Bong is notable for being a player who is based off a real person and also for having the only known holofoil player card in all of Blaseball.
On , Day 28, Bong was incinerated by a . During the Season 18 Latesiesta Bong returned to Shadowed status after miraculously recovering from death.
On , Day 60, Bong was incinerated again under mysterious circumstances and definitely not as a ploy to gain gifts.
During the , Bong miraculously recovered from death again but gained in the process.
Following the , Bong was absolved of their debt by the Wiki Admins and lost the Debted modification. 
On Day 4, the Kansas City Breath Mints were incinerated by a Rogue Umpire. It is currently unknown whether Gun Bong survived.
Category:Kansas City Breath Mints
Guozhi Ong

is a lineup player for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since the Return(s) of Blaseball.
== Official League Records ==
Ong joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams with the Return(s) of Blaseball.
During the Season 1 elections, Ong's batting increased as a result of the NEW Batting Boost blessing.
During the Season 2 elections, Ong's defense was re-rolled as a result of the Learn to Defend blessing. The resulting change in Ong's half-star defense was negligible.
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Guy Flieri

Guy Flieri is the mysterious figure that is behind the management of the Mexico City Mild Wings.
It is unclear if Guy Flieri is one person, a collection of people crowded within a holographic t-shirt, or a lesser avatar of Lawful Evil itself. What is clear is that Guy Flieri's persistence in blaseball is a sign that the entity is interested in trying out progressively more arcane rules with splorts. 
Flieri primarily communicates through wing sauce patterns found on leftover wing dishes. This process is initiated by either the Gastronomic Conjury Guild, the batter with the highest average, or the pitcher with the lowest ERA. 
There have been some players in previous iterations of the team who report that they often dream of a figure clad in black robes that have glossy orange flames embroidered on the fabric, whispering excitedly about "the flavor of blaseball", and how each at-bat gives further inspiration to the Perfect Wing.
What the Perfect Wing is has yet to be discovered.
Category:Mexico City Wild Wings
Category:Entities
Category:Public Figures
Gwyn Orange

was a rotation player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and competed in Gamma 4. Orange had previous played for the Yellowstone Magic.
== Official League Record ==
Orange was first seen as a rotation player for the Yellowstone Magic after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 4.
On Gamma 4, Season 1, Day 102, Orange was exchanged to the Canada Moist Talkers due to Feedback. Orange was replaced by Goodie Phlegm.
Category: Short Circuits Players
Category: Canada Moist Talkers Short Circuits Players
Category: Yellowstone Magic Short Circuits Players
Göran Ndoye

is a pitcher for the Mexico City Wild Wings and has been with the Team since the Season 1 elections.
==Official League Records==
Ndoye joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Mexico City Wild Wings after the incineration of Anastasia Isarobot via the Season 1 Decree NEW Open the Forbidden Book.
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Category:PlayersCategory:Mexico City Wild WingsCategory:Players Who Replaced an Incinerated Player
H20

is a Team Blood Type Modification, first seen during the as a result of the blessing.
== Effects ==
Players playing on a Team with the H20 Modification will always swing at strikes while there are 2 Outs, eliminating the possibility of a Player taking a strike, looking.
== History ==
The H20 Blood Type was first seen during the as the blessing Water Logged, with the description "Stay Hydrated. Give your Team H2O Blood.".
The Canada Moist Talkers earned this blessing, with the Team earning the modification:
*Water Logged blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
**Blood Tranfusion.The Moist Talkers gained the H₂O Blood Type.
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**Alston Cerveza gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Commissioner Vapor gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**York Silk gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Eugenia Garbage gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Beans McBlase gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Jesús Koch gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Ziwa Mueller gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Cedric Spliff gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Lachlan Shelton gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Lucien Patchwork gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Greer Lott gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Jenkins Good gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Beasley Gloom gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**Sixpack Dogwalker gained the H₂O Blood Type.
**The Moist Talkers had 43% of the VotesThey were the highest bidders.2,600,766 votes were cast.
While the results say that there was a Blood Transfusion, all Players on the Moist Talkers retained their original Blood Types.
== Trivia ==
*H20 overpowers Flinch, resulting in Players with Flinch swinging at strikes when there are 2 Outs, even if it's the first strike thrown.
== See also ==
*Blood Type
Category: Team Modifications
Category: Exclusive Team Modifications
Category: Blood Types