Iranball/Relationships

==Friends/دوستان==
* جمهوری اسلامی افغانستان - My best little sibling! I'm really sad they're gone now. They relied on burger king for so long they betrayed them, left to die to that Shia killing terrorist (again)! I should had done something. I should had supported the while you are still alive. Still, yuo are gone. I'm sorry. Mashallah you should come back soon, and we'll eat tahdig rice and pomegranates together again!
* الجزایر - You are after Iraq and Syria the 3rd true Arab Friend (and maybe 5th influential ally!). We both hate Moroccoball
* ارمنستان - Many Armenians living in my clay, we love each other, because we hate Azerbaijanball and love Russiaball. We also share a similar culture and long history. I also have Armenian Apostolics on my clay.
* آذربایجان (Sometimes) - When some people decide to be nice and seek partnership with me and have people move to my clay for traveling. And also when it and Armenia can into peace. Very cultural and historical to my land during ancient times. It was once mine... as we share similar genetics and we are both Shia (but why so irreligious)
* بنگلادش - Good friend and trade partner. Both we like Indiaball. Why do you support Azerbaijanball tho?
* بوروندی - New Anti-Imperialist Friend. But they like burger again, so they left our anti-imperialist alliance.
* برونئی - Another Sunni sibling who is really friendly with me.
* بلاروس - Like Russia, only smaller.
* بولیوی - The anti-imperialists are making a comeback again.
* چین - We are number 1 trade partners and political and economic friends. Is the best ally in the entire world, buying major oil. I trade a lot of my Oil in exchange for prosperity. We both have a secret relationship. Iran can into SCO. Thank you so much for mediating my relationship with Saudi Arabia. We can finally into first step towards normalizing relations in the middle east without American interference. TAKE THAT BIDEN!!!
* کوبا - It is a friend of Russia, and it is also a good friend to me.
* اریتره - We get along and its president has visited plenty of times. We have on Common Enemy but I have a question.... why are you friends with Little Satan.
* اتیوپی - We have great history and cultural similarities. But the most important thing is: WE SURVIVED WORLD WAR II! We also like Western Saharaball.
* اتحادیه اوراسیا and CSTOball - Might join yuo guys.
* Hungaryball - Am of likings Viktor Orban and all of the opportunities yuo is of providings to my students. But why are yuo is of friends with this cunt?
* ایسلند - Best western country ever! I love LazyTown! But why do you support Haram?
* هندوستان - Historical neighbor. I rented elephants at any medieval war from it. Buys a lot of oil and made me rich and is also very supportive. But why yuo of vote against my nuclear program? But also a friend of damn PIG!, SATAN JR. and THIS IMBECILE WHO DOESN'T LET WESTERN SAHARABALL GO! However we both like Armeniaball.
* اندونزی - It was my Sunni Sibling. It used to support me when I'm in troubles, and it also (sorta) hated Saudi Arabiaball because it's lying about that 300 Trillion Rupiah.
* عراق - Name stealer and my puppet We used to be enemies and there was a dispute over Shatt al-Arab waterways but after Saddam was overthrown, we became good friends. One of your generals got assassinated too? Don't worry, we will end that capitalist pig! 
* قزاقستان, ازبکستان, and قرقیزستان - Turkic Friends and Trading Partners! Long live my Central Asian buddies.
* کویت - My best gulf buddy! We get along well and there are my immigrants coming to your country for jobs and monies. Also we both hate that asshole.
* لبنان - Anti-Israel ally. I also love Beirut foods like Falafel. Let me control you with Hezbollah damnit!
* جماهیریه عربی لیبی - It was my first friend I made after the 1979 revolution, and it helped me during the Iran-Iraq war. Also it hates Corrupt Imperialist Warlord too! Shame they killed him. Miss you Gaddafi.
* نیکاراگوئه - Central American Friend.
* کره شمالی - My Anti-burger friend. It also did not want into Rothschild banks. I hope you are not trying to destroy the world. I consider you a real Korea. North Korea Best Korea!! And also please teach me women rights plox!
* عمان - I like it, even though it is a monarchy it is one of the only Gulf States to get along with me.
* پاکستان - We both support Palestinian independence from Israelcube. I am also the first country to recognize it as a sovereign nation. It's the first to be called the "Islamic Republic", but I respect it. But why do you hate my friends Armeniaball and Indiaball and recognize the Zionist Satan's puppet? Wait. YOU SUPPORTED THAT FILTHY SHIA KILLING PIGSHIT??
* فلسطین - Poor countryball. Don't worry, you will be free soon and we will destroy Satan Jr. together.
* فیلیپین - You are friends of that burger. I once hated you, but I appreciate the fact that you know better not to be in ties with it. We will get along fine, but you have to destroy ISIS filth in your country and I might give info. Thanks for supporting my Nuclear Program back in 2008.
* لهستان - I feel so bad for you, cause you were always invaded by other countries. You are not the only one, that was invaded so much. I was also invaded from other countries for example from Soviet Union and the UK. I also saved its people during WW2 and I did open a Polish school for Polish children. Have a very good 100th birthday my Slavic friend.
* قطر - Even tho you forgave Saudi Arabiaball, we are still friends.
* روسیه - We both are enemies of USAball. We do protect Armenia from Evil Kebabs. We two hate NATO. Russia, I really enjoyed the World Cup you held. I mean, I'm going to train a lot for the next games here in the Middle East (Qatar 2022), I hope to meet you again 4 years from now. also of supplying drones to it xdd
* صربستان - Even though it removes kebab, its origins of Serbs living in its clay came from my clay! It also dislikes Türkiye and America too, so I like them.
* سودان - Thanks for becoming friends again. It also supports my buddy Russia. But why did yuo attack Houthis?
* سوریه بعثی - Is of good anti-imperialist friend, we both hate Satan, Satan Jr. and Their puppet. I help it against parasite. You are a part of my influential empire too! 
* تاجیکستان - It is of Iranian just like me despite not bordering me and using a different writing system. We are siblings!
* ترکمنستان - My sibling! When it is nice to me :D
* واتیکان - My Imam and Pope Francis were both the best religious friends! I remember how you USAball for burning Qur'ans for no reason. Good job on that! We are theocratic countries and we kinda hate Wahhabi spreader. I also had a catholic church in my clay and I have a minority of christians here, so feel free to spread your religion here, but don't spread them too much because I will lose my majority! Oh, about that christian removing thing... Forget about that because Armenia will hate me if I do it.
* ونزوئلا - We two are of biggest exporters of Oil. We both hate this PIG. Also Best South American Friend. But I'm not socialist like it.
* ویتنام - Good Trading partner and Friend.
* صحرای غربی - I recognize you and support you and Algeriaball against Moroccoball! It also likes my friends and hates my past self, this pig, this imperialist, and their puppet. I is of supportings yuo! We also like Ayatollah Khomeini! And you admit that South Azerbaijanball is of mine!
==Neutral/خنثی==
* عربستان سعودی - We normalized relations thanks to Kung Pao's effort so we cool? But you still remain a US ally despite that.
* برزیل - Trade partner, I buy a lot of meat from it. But thanks for removing Bolsonaro, he is a Zionist flame patriot who wants to cut ties with me.
* کانادا - We now have normal relations. One day... We will be friends.. I'm sorry for everything. I will remove you from enemies. Yuo also have EletroBOOM living in yuor clay.
* کامبوج - We actually get along together but I defeated you 14-0 HAHAHA!!!!
* بوقلمون - It is okay, cause we both hate Saudi Arabia, Israel and Kurdistan, but stop bullying Armenia with Azerbaijan. You must apologize for the genocide you did on Armenians! Thank you for Turkish YouTuber Emre Durmuş; he did a video about me.
* مصر - We are neutral on each other, we both have a rich history but it is not the biggest fan of me but it supports me at the UN and is thinking about rebuilding ties with me.
* فرانسه - I'm happy to send good oil to you and me to take Car Brands Peugeot, Citroën and Renault from you, thanks for keeping Ayatollah Khomeini when the Western puppet Shah exiled it but you are too friendly with Great Satan. Plus you supported Saddam Hussein in the 1980-88 war! So be careful! You're also a hypocrite you traitor. You support this terrorist Mujahedin who is against me. STOP SUPPORTING THEM!! You also colonized and did genocide on Algerians and banned women wearing niqaab in public! But thank you for making 
* یونان - NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU BARBARIANS DID TO MY GLORIOUS EMPIRE!!! However in modern times you are considered an ok friend.
* میانمار - I used to like you because we are both anti-burger and we are allies of Russiaball and Chinaball. But you are Persecuting the Rohingyas, you dangerous bitch, so watch it!
* ژاپن - I actually like you because I enjoyed watching your anime! Please gib more ANIMES plox. But, you're just friend with Great Satan I don't mind anyways. We both have ancient monarchies before republic and history. Also plox be nice to dimsum.
* کره جنوبی - Thanks to make Teheran road in Seoul. BUT I STILL support and love North Korea. AND WHY DO YOU BAN ME FROM USING MOBILE PHONES IN THE OLYMPICS?
* اوستیای جنوبی - Although we mutually both like Russiaball, and then it wanted its allies to recognize you and your friend, but said his government cannot into recognizings you but he can into supportings your self-determination in your conflict with Georgiaball because it could cause more conflicts in my clay other than this fucker here. So thanks for the offer but no thanks.
* آرتساخ - Same as South Ossetiaball, we both also love Armeniaball. The reason why I can't recognize you is because my Azeri will be mad at me, and also, my current is an Azeri. Oh wait, you died?! Rest in peace, my friend. YUO WILL PAYINGS FOR THIS, AZARBAIJAN!
==Enemies/دشمنان==
* عراق بعثی - This menace failed to anschluss me in 1980, and USAball helped it by giving it weapons. Burn in hell Saddam Hussein, evil pig and Shia killer. Even my parent hates you! ALSO HOW DARE YOU INVADE KUWAIT YOU FUCKING SHIT!! I SUPPORT GREAT SATAN AGAINST YOU IN 1991!!!
* امارات متحده عربی - You have fake ice skiing, fake history, and most importantly a puppet of THIS RAT! Screw you my natural beauty is better than yours!
* آذربایجان - When some idiots decide to be a jerk and bully Armenia. AND NO I HISTORICALLY CONTROLLED ITS LAND NOT OTTOMANS! What? What are yuo doing with THE LITTLE SATAN! Stop being so nice to it... And South Azerbaijanball is mine. Also why did yuo host a gay parade named Eurovision in 2012?? I tried my best to stop that without telling yuo, but I regret because yuo became closer friends with Satanic cube because of that. YOU ALSO KILLED ARTSAKH! THAT DOES IT! I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!
* سوریه - FAKE SYRIA!
* کامرون - Dumb Palestine bullier!
* جیبوتی - You broke ties with me! Come back here you little Somalia!
* استونی - Yuo also hate me because I'm friends with Russiaball? ALSO, I'M SORRY I SHOT DOWN yuor friends airplane okay?!
* کوزوو - YOU ARE FAKE AND YOU ARE A GODDAMN NATO PUPPET! So you now recognized Zionist and moved your embassy to Jerusalemcube! Well then go to fucking hell! I don't even get why my real sister recognised you.
* کردستان - You may be Iranic just like me but STOP TRYING TO CAUSE ALL THESE SEPARATIST MOVEMENTS!! WE MUST UNITE UNDER THE BANNER OF ISLAM!!
* مراکش - Free Western Sahara!
* سازمان پیمان آتلانتیک شمالی - Stop threating me and Russia you stupid terrorist Organization, who don't know what peace is! They never follow that stupid treaty, anyway! Also stop bombing Syrian civilians and Hospitals dumbass. And why don't you fight against ISIS?? Are you scared or what??
* سومالی - This ball thinks it can fuck me, but it can forget it. Their country is almost totally destroyed and I've heard they are the poorest country. STOP DESTROYING MY SHIPS YOU PIRATE LOVERS OR I WILL ATTACK yuo. Though it hates the satan it is also the puppet of the THE OIL DRINKER and it is basically a terrorist so... I hate yuo.
* - Salafi demons who killed innocent shias! May Hezbollah and the Houthis remove you!!!
* اتحاد جماهیر شوروی - YUO SUCK ATHEIST SCUM! I WILL COLLAB WITH USAball AGAINST YUO IN YUOR WAR! SO GLAD YUO ARE NOW THE WAY BETTER AND FRIENDLIER RUSSIABALL! But thank you for creating my friend.
* اتریش - Oh look, a puppet of USA wants to improve relations with me... Who the fuck do you think you are that wants to improve relationships with me you hypocrite? When you were a part of Nazi Germany you helped to gas Jews and apologized to Israel years later! But In the 80s you supported Saddam Hussein with chemical weapons to gas me but you didn't apologize to me? What's wrong with you? Stay away from me you damn hypocrite and go improve your relationship with Israel and Iraq.
**: Look, ich am not of USAball puppet. Ich am not even in NATOball because ich want to remain neutral. Currently my politicians are mostly hypocrites, yes. However, in past Bruno Kreisky did a lot of peace negotiations with Palestineball and he even has a street named after him in Palestine. Do you even know how difficult it is for me? If I support Israelcube the world calls me a zionist and if I support Palestineball the world calls me a nazi. Yes, ich caused two world wars, but nowadays ich can into Dr. Österreich for peace. Also you are welcome in Vienna for nuclear agreement discussions.
**: Understandable, but don't you dare supporting the western scums or I will obliterate you!
* ترکمنستان (sometimes) - My sibling! SOMETIMES, it is NOT NICE TO me...
===WORST ENEMIES EVER!!!/!!!بدترین دشمنان تاریخ===
* ایالات متحده - YOUR GOVERNMENT IS SHIT!! YOU ALWAYS CALL ME A TERRORIST AND SAY I HAVE NUKES, YOU HAVE NO PROOF!!! Thus you have more than five thousand nuclear weapons! You fight in Iraqball, Pakistanball, and Syriaball and lol you always finish our work when we are victorious in battles like Iraqball and ISIS! And don't you think I forget the time that !!! Then we are the terrorists??!! Also fuck off, no matter what president you got I will still hate you!! But we both hate radical jihadist scum, Fascist manipulator and communist...
* انگلستان - YUO IS OF THE ONE THAT STARTED THIS WHOLE MESS WITH THOSE SHITTY OIL COMPANIES THAT WAS OF ROBBINGS THE PEOPLE OF THEIR WEALTH! I AM NEVER OF FORGETTINGS WHEN YUO AND RUSSIA WAS OF KILLINGS 10M IRANIS DURING WW1 EVEN THOUGH WE WAS OF NEUTRAL! WE BECAME SLAVES IN OUR OWN NATION AND HAD YUO TO THANK FOR THAT! 
* اسرائيل - Don't forget that our Shah Cyrus the Great helped you Jews out of captivity in Babylon. You heard right, we always treated you guys right, we don't hate Jews, I even had a on Old Persian Days, BUT CAN'T YOU JUST STOP BEING A DAMN SCUM???? I will never talk to you, justice must be done. YOU KILLED MY NUCLEAR SCIENTIST!!! I could make an entire essay about why yuo suck! Also, LET FELESTIN GO, OR ELSE!
* ایران پهلوی - YOU OF THE WORST! YOU PERSECUTED IRANIANS WITH THE HELP OF AMERICA AND ISRAEL! AND YOU EVEN LET BRITAIN EXPLOITING OUR OIL!! DID I ALSO NOT FORGET ABOUT THE ?! I'M GLAD THAT I FINALLY KILLED YOU FOR GOOD IN 1979, BURN IN HELL!! DOWN WITH MONARCHY!! LONG LIVE THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC AND KHOMEINI!!
* بحرین - YOU BELONG TO ME LOSER!!! NOT INDEPENDENT!!! REMOVE BADER AL SAFAR!!!
* آلمان نازی - OH, SO YOU'RE THE WORST SATAN EVER HUH?! I WILL NEVER EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR ALSO, ARYANS ARE INDO-IRANIANS NOT GERMANIC LIKE YUO!! FUCK DAVUD MONSHIZADEH! WORST SATAN EVER THAN THESE GUYS!! GLAD THAT PAHLAVI REMOVED YOU BEFORE MY REVOLUTION!! REMOVE HITLER!!!
* تایوان - FAKE CHINA!!! I'M GLAD YOUR DISPUTE WITH MY SIBLING JUST ENDED RIGHT AFTER YOUR SIBLING KICKED YOU OUT!
* اوکراین - I AM NOT SORRY FOR SHOOTING DOWN YOUR PLANE! ALSO, I ALSO SUPPORT RUSSIA AGAINST YOU, SO YOU ARE ALTOGETHER RUSSIAN! REMOVE SALO! <Code>OTHERWISE I'LL SHOOT MORE OF YOUR PLANES...</Code>
*🥂 Alcohol - OH NONONONONO, WORST BEVERAGE EVER, IT'S HARAAM ON ISLAM, SO I PROHIBITED IT FOR MUSLIMS!!!! I allow non-muslims to drink it, BUT STILL I HATE IT!
*🐷 Pork - WORSE THAN ALCOHOL!
*🃏 Gambling - THIS BOARD GAME IS NOT ALLOWED IN ISLAM, YOU CAN'T EARN MONEY FROM GAMES??!! <Code> OR ENOUGH FROM GAMBLING CLOSED... </Code>
* LGBTQ+ People - NOOOOOO!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKING HARAM FUCKERS!! EVEN SAUDI WANTS YOU DEAD AS MUCH AS I DO!!!! Please just ignore about my Transgender Rights in my clay.
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