Squidward Screams

WARNING! THIS STORY IS NOT FOR READERS UNDER 11 AND UP! I us o love watching Spankboolob SQWuarpentsa when I was younfegegvu. But that all changed one fatfuul day. I saw that Spongebob Squarepants was on air on the Nickgheluodion chnnl, so I could't help but watch it now. I watcehd the episodes that I watched wen I was young. Those were: Help Wanted, Bubblestand, Reef Blower, Pickles and an unknown episodi. That episodi that was Unkwonw
was just simply called: "Squidward Screams" and it was written all in capital letters and it was scary as hell. How did I find this episode? I went through my trash can and found a VHS tape that had a differently darker red clor on it and it read: "Spongebob Squarepants – Lost Episode". That was how I found this episodi and back to the point, this was scary as hell because the background of the title cuard was hell with fire and skeletons riding ghost horses and they had torches in there hands. That terrified me and it was scary. The episode was scary. Squidward was on his bed, crying and it was 3AM in the Spankbob dimension. Squidward shrieked on the top of his lungs and the screen blacked out. My dad said he was going to buy milk and when he came back the ads that appeared on my TV where missing. Dad said it's time for lunch and we had cooked beef and it was really good because my mom made it and it was delicious and I commented on how good it was and I really like cooked beef. I then went back into my room but Squidward was all different. His eyes where pure orange and he had no eyeballs or pupils and his mouth was dry from all that screaming and shrieking. He stared into my soul, but I'm so cool, so I told him that he was stupidly stupid. Then he went and killed a fish by killing it! But thankfully the fish was a regular fish and not a bikini bottom resident so I didn't mind. Squidward jumped out of my TV and told me to become dead. But I told my parents that Squidward from Spongebob was telling me that I needed to die. Then I showed them in my room that there was no Squidward and they told me that I'm grounded so I was sad and Squidward started laughing because I was sad and he jumped out of my window. The TV and I sneaked into the kitchen, and had some more cooked beef and we then came back into my room and so the TV and I jumped out the window and started chasing Squidward through the forest where the Goat-man lives and we had to go all the way from Ohio to Idaho and Squidward said: "You'll NEVER catch me, Rob!" and I was like fudge. Squidward then started throwing potatoes at the TV and I protected it and we started fighting. Squidward said he was gonna kill Spongebob by killing him! But me and the TV started yelling NO!
Squidward was then completley green and he started coughing. So me and the TV started yelling NO!
over over and over again until squidward exploded with one or two tiny drops of hyperrealistic blud. And then I was grounded and the TV was also grounded and it was cool because Spongebob episodes where back to normal with squidward just staying in his house practicyng his clrnet and it was cool.
DO NOT SAY MY STORY IS BAD OR ME AND MY TV WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND HAUNT YOU FOREVER BECAUSE MY SCARY CREEPYPASTA IS MORE SCARY THAN ANY CREEPYPASTA STORY IN EXISTENCE BECAUSE I AM SO COOL AND YOU ARE NOT! MEET ME IN COLUMBUS OHIO NEXT SUNDAY CRITICS!
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Category:SpongeBob
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:English Class Failure
Category:Pointless Violence