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Jeff plays Team Fortress 2

Jane came over to Jeff's house while Jeff was sleeping, and Jeff got angry and killed Jane with his hyper-realistic bloody knife. He went back to sleep for 2 more hours then woke up to eat breakfast. Slenderman visited his house. Slendy asked him, "What's your favourite FPS?" Jeff answered, "Battlefield 666". Slendy answered, "I see... but there are better first-person shooters". Jeff got angry and went Super Saiyan. "NOTHING IS BETTER THAN COD 64 and BF 666! Cockersucker!" Jeff shouted. Slenderman answered, "Play Team Fortress 2, then come back to me and say COD 64 and BF 666 are the best". "OKAY," Jeff answered. "I'll download the game on Steam". Then Slenderman left the house, but not before destroying his windows and doors, which pissed Jeff off, but after TF2 finished downloading, Jeff forgot about the whole incident and started playing TF2.
Jeff started playing the game, and played on a server called "The Swamp of Shrek" he played as PATRIXXX and rekt' everyone on the server. Then, he received a call from BEN, who asked if he could come over to Jeff's house. Jeff said "Okay," then got killed by a Blue Heavy. He was pissed off. BEN entered the house, and asked why the doors and windows were broken. "Cuz Slenderpiss destroyed it" said Jeff. "OMG, YOU'RE PLAYING TF2!" BEN exclaimed. "But, wait, how can you play as PATRIXXX if he doesn't even exist in this game?" "Wait, what?" Jeff answered, shocked. "PATRIXXX isn't supposed to be in this game?" BEN was silent. He didn't know how to answer Jeff's question. Pissed off that he got some other copy of the game, Jeff stabbed his ass for 12345989082798089237666 minutes. Then Sanic.exe arrived at Jeff's house and yelled at him to stop stabbing his ass and delete the copy of the game Jeff currently has.
Laughing Jack also arrived at Jeff's house and asked him rudely to delete TF2. Jeff tried to delete it, but 666 came on his screen, laughing with Shrek and EVIL PATRIXXX. Jeff dialled Slendy's number "888888" and asked him how to delete the game. Slendy came over to his house and destroyed his PC. Jeff, Jack, Ben and Sanic.exe screamed at Slendy, because he destroyed Jeff's PC. "THAT WAS MY PC, YOU FUCKER!" Jeff screamed and tried to stab Slendy. But Slendy raped Jeff and every other Creepypasta with his hyper-realistic tentacles. 666 then came out, saying, "Good job" to Slendy. Smile Dog woke up from his slumber, and realized what was happening. His owner was being raped. He dialled 911, but no response. Smile Dog sighed and just killed Slendy and 666. EVIL PATRIXXX and Shrek got mad and used their Banes to kill him. Then Slonderman was revived along with 666.
The End.
Read the prequel: Herobrine plays TF2: The Prequel
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Jeff saves Christmas...sorta

It all started in 2024. Christmas had been cancelled due to nobody believing in Santa Clause. Jeff the Killer, however always believed. Jeff hates Santa because Santa didn't give Jeff a collection of dead babies for christmas, so Jeff the Killer and Stewie Griffin decided to team up to "save" Christmas. 
On the way there, Jeff and Stewie got in a fight about Cherrios so Jeff raped Stewie and then burned him alive. 
Jeff arrived at the North Pole. An elf came to greet Jeff who cut of his head. Jeff threw a bomb into Santa's sleigh and blows it up. 
Santa comes out with a gun and prepares to shoot Jeff, but Jeff knocks him out. Jeff pours gasoline onto the side of the north pole and lights it with a match and burns down Santa's house. He puts on Santa's outfit and takes over Santa's workshop and prepares to send bombs to every child in the world. 
Santa was left with no other option but to summon Shrek. He sneaks into the bathroom of his workshop and locks the doors. He lights candles in the bathroom and turns on al of the sinks. He flushes every toilet 3 times and then repeats to the mirror "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" 3 times. Shrek is now spawned. Santa prepares to tell Santa what to do but Shrek rips of Santa's head and runs to the workshop. 
Jeff puts the workshop on lock down and looks out the window. He sees Shrek attacking and fucking a village and doesn't have that much time left. Jeff decides to travel back in time. As he enters the time machine, Shrek drops in from the roof and runs towards Jeff. Jeff runs into the time machine and escapes. 
He travels back in time to where Shrek was born and kills him but cuts off Shrek's already massive dick and adds it to his collection. 
He returns and everything is solved. But Santa appears to him with a tank. Santa prepares to kill him when suddenly Stewie, who was still alive, drops a nuke onto the North Pole and kills everyone there. 
2672578562276776498645298 years later Jeff wakes up and congratulates himself on "saving christmas".
then Jeff the Potatoe shows up and is like "ATE POOTATOES THEY GWOOD 4 U!" and Jeff was all like "Die motherfucker!" and shot that ***** dead. 
and then a Skeleton popped out, only it was LOLSKELETONS and he deleted this page, which questions why you are even seeing this right now...
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Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Shrek
Category:Holidays
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Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Jeff the Guy Who Stabs People (3) Is back

It was late at night on a typical Friday evening, I was wanking to some gay porn as I had two large black men suck each-other off next to me.
After watching all of the gay porn I came across a really cool one, None of the characters in english, I thought "OH BOY, SOME BRITISH GAY PORN." I clicked on the video.
I suddenly began to hear various creaks and groans coming from upstairs, I then remembered that I had two black men over for sex, So I did not give a fuck.
I switched to the gay porn and it was just a black background with no text, The uploader was "SpookyCreepypastaName" I did not give a shit. I decided to wank to a different porn, Whilst feeling dissapointed.
And the power went out whilst fapping, I got pissed and went to fuck up the black guys and rape them in their sleep. (Oh look some story that we don't care about and we just wanna read about Jeff in a fucking Jeff the Killer creepypasta.)
I have been searching for more sex story's including people. To my arousal, I found a thing saying "Jeff the Guy Who Stabs people" I thought, A story about torture and murder? I clicked my tongue and said "Nice."
It was extremely hot, But I noticed one thing, It was written by "SpookyCreepypastaName" I went to my door and I saw Jeff and he yelled "I'm going to kill you!!!"
I shot at him using my dick, But he was too gay for me.
I told my wife about this and she bitched so I said "I am not in danger bitch, I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets stabbed by Jeff and you think that of me? No, No, I am the one who knocks, moron."
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Hello everyone. My name is Jeff, I don't like that this story is being published, but oh well, OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT? STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME MORON, I'LL GIVE YOU EBOLA YOU SHIT!
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Hey guys! I'm Gay and I came back from the grave to kill Jeff, He's dead now.
GOODBYE!!!!
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Category:Unnecessary Sequels
Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck
Jeff the Killer: Grave Killer

In had been two years since Jeff started killing. Jeff visited the tombstones near his current base of operations. He currently lived in a shack he found in the house of it's previous owners. He found a shack at the back and decided to temporarily move in.
He arrived and saw a group of guys. It was a group of three. One looked similar to Keith.
Jeff screamed in anger at the man that looked like the person who looked like the wicked man who was responsible for Jeff's injuries.
Jeff charged at the man and killed his friends. the Keith look-alike was named Garret. Garret grabbed a knife and locked it on Jeff. Jeff pulled out a knife and they clashed before Jeff grabbed a stick and hit Garret in the face. Garret was knocked back and picked up a rock and threw it at Jeff. Jeff dodged and stabbed him in the back as he covered the man's mouth up.
Garret woke up tied to a chair and Jeff smiled as he poured bleach onto Garret and burned him until Garret looked similar to him. Jeff then cut off his penis and tied up his mouth, leaving him there to slowly but surely die.
Jeff had suffered nightmares about Keith, Troy, and Randy after for two weeks, so you could imagine it was a while before he could
GO TO SLEEP.
Category:Bad Creepypasta
Category:Bad Fanfiction
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:BATTELS
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Jeff the Killer: Lost Story

"Andrea, wake up, get ready for school!" I heard my dad say entering my room.
"Kay dad!" I said waking up. I got into the living room and sat on the couch. After watching TV for a while I went to have breakfast and then changed my clothes. I then got my school stuff and headed for the door.
"Bye dad! Going to school!" I said happily as I opened the door.
I got to the bus and sat with my friend Jasmine. Me and her have a lot in common so we talk about anime and art. Suddenly I heard this kid in the back say "no" a bunch of times. Everyone in the bus looked at him confused. I turned back around and shrugged. We got to school and started class.
At math I decided to talk to the kid that freaked out on the bus. He was a cool guy and we became friends, he said his name is Anthony.
At science we were paired up with someone and started working. Anthony freaked out again and spilt some acid on his partner's hand. He got sent to the office and the rest of us continued working.
After school I felt like walking home even though I live far from school. I passed by some kids talking about that killer. I think his name is Jeff, I don't know. I heard a bit of the conversation. One of them said, "I think I saw him last night at my window."
Another one said, "I think I might know him."
I kept on walking and finally got home.
"Hi dad!" I said as I walked into the house
There was no answer. My dad called and said he was at work so I calmed down. I got something to eat and headed to my room. I got onto the computer and felt like searching for Jeff the Killer. I did and saw something horrible. It was a picture of him, and a story about him on how he became a killer.
I read it and I felt bad for him actually, even though that's probably not how it went down. I got tired so I went to my bed to lay down. I got out my phone and watched some YouTube on it, but then got bored. I fell asleep, then I felt like I was being watched. I looked around and saw nothing so I went back to sleep.
The next day I woke up. It was Saturday so I asked Jasmine if she wanted to go to the forest we always go to. She said she was busy so I went by myself. I walked into the forest and went to that spot me and her always hang out at. I sat down on a log and started thinking about stuff. I thought of that killer and still felt bad for him for some reason.
I heard some movement in the bushes so I went to check it out. I didn't want to get too close because it could be a dog with some sort of sickness or something. Then someone with black hair popped up from the bushes and ran away. I wanted to follow him but I didn't, I feared that he might hurt me. I ran home and saw my dad on the computer. I walked into my room and sat on my bed.
I didn't want to tell anyone about what happened at the forest.
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Old Shit
Jeff the Killer Never Gets Any Privacy

A crazed Jeff the Killer fan girl was on out on the town one night and noticed Jeff the Killer...
"Jeffy!!" she screams very cheerfully. 
Jeff gasps and runs out of sight.
This repeats several times until the girl gets all pouty and says, "Jeff, why did you run away from me whenever I called you?"
Jeff replied very irritably, "Goddamn it, girl, I'm trying to take a shit!"
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Category:Satire
Category:Potty Humor
Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Jeff the Killer and Charlie the Killer vs Cleo the Killer vs Jesus

Jeff was walking down the sidewalk in Kanas with his hood up, and it was sunset. Someone passed and recognized him. "OH MY GOD!!!! Jeff! I love you! I want to get married to you Jeff! Please!!!!" It was Cleo. "I'm Married to Charlie, fuck off Cleo." Jeff Said. Cleo got a knife and tried to stab Jeff. But she was stopped by Charlie. "DON'T TOUCH MY HUSBAND!" Charlie said. Cleo got Charlie of off her. "IF I HAVE TO KILL SOMEONE TO GET JEFF, THEN SO BE IT!!!!!!!!!!!" But before they started to fight, Jesus showed up!
"Hello, it is I, Jesus Christ. Charlie, Cleo, stop fight and love each other." Jesus said. "But this Charlie whore is stealing my man!" Cleo said, Jeff chimed in. "She's not a whore, Cleo. She's very nice and makes the best waffles in the world! The whore is you, trying to kill my wife." "JEFF! PLEASE! YOU'RE SO VERY SEXY!" Cleo begged. "Everyone. Please stop." Jesus said. "Well, I'll just kill you then, Jesus the fucking Christ!" Cleo yelled as she stabbed Jesus. "Wait?! You can't...' Jesus murmured before he died.
"Go thing we won't die if we kill Jesus! Unlike if someone killed EVIL PATRIXX, then everything would explode!" Cleo said, but then Jesus's body exploded. "What the fuck????" Jeff murmured, then BEN appeared. "BEN? What the hell are you doing right now?" Jeff said. "I am a god now. You can't escape, and if you do, I find you in 3 years and murder you finally, you Joker from Batman kinnie." Then a skeleton popped out of nowhere and tried to kill Jeff! "JEFF-JEFF!!" Nina screamed, then she jumped in front of Jeff and died. "Nina... no... Wait. I don't really give a fuck about you." Jeff said over Nina's dead body, Charlie only wept a single tear for Nina. "Jeff! What about me... :(" Cleo said. "Shut up, Cleo!" Jeff told her, which caused her to get very, very extra ubergestalt, universally Waluigi from SMG4 angry. "Jeff... if you don't want me... Then you'll die!!!!" Celo yelled, she then moaned and began rushing at Jeff, Jeff was very quick and dodged her. Jeff then pulled out his AA-52 that he bought during his to France with Slenderman and Ticci Toby, and shot at Cleo, but she dodged it.
Jeff kept on trying to shoot at Cleo, who dodged at a similar rate, until Charlie stabbed her in the back causing her to fall to the ground. "Ngh... Jeff I..." Where her last words before shot at her for the final time. Finally killing her. "Damn, I could've made her a great subordinate..." BEN murmured, he then vanished. "What the hell was that?" Charlie asked. "I don't know, babe." Jeff said, "Wanna go get groceries?" He continued. "Sure, Jeff!" Charlie replied, they then walked back home and then went in their car to get groceries.
It's been 3 years since Cleo died. Ben hasn't come for Jeff, not yet at least. But one thing is known, Jeff's days are numbers, and you, yes you reading this, is next.
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Category:BATTELS
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:YOU'RE NEXT
Jeff the Killer and Godzilla vs. Leopold Slikk and RED

One day, I was chilling in my house, when I felt something weird under my chair. I came (LOL, came) upon a mysterious disc DVD called Jeff the Killer and Godzilla vs. Leopold Slikk and RED. The disc cover looked weird, as it had Jeff and Godzilla's foreheads bleeding. I took out the disc, and to my surprise, none other than EVIL PATRIXXX was there! I was scared, but he only wanted a cold beer. I directed him to the fridge, where he took the beer and drank it.
He returned to the box, and I put the disc into the DVD Player. For an inexplicable reason, Happy Appy and the Pumpkin from that one odd education game was there, and they both shot Godzilla and Jeff on the DVD Menu, before I hit play.
So, the movie started. Jeff was stabbing a random person in the street, when Godzilla appeared and asked Jeff what he was doing. Jeff asked him to go away, but suddenly Leopold Slikk appeared as a giant, so Jeff had to turn giant to fight him.
Godzilla got punched in the face by King Ghidorah, despite the fact that King Ghidorah had no arms, so Ghidorah went away to get RED.
Jeff punched Leopold in the face and jammed his keyboard up his fucking arse. Jeff was Gigantic and got ran over by RED in his fucking truck that he pulled out of absolutely no-fucking where. Godzilla said "No! You killed my friend, I don't like you any more!
And then Red dick-fucked Leopold in his eyeballs, and Leopold said "wait a fucking minute, I'm alive!" Godzilla replied with "Why the fuck are you alive?" He used his Atomic Breath on Ghidorah, who flipped him off. Jeff was alive again. The Oxford Comma rose out of the ground and Jeff punched it, and the Comma punched Jeff, but that did nothing. Jeff killed the Oxford comma by stabbing it as everyone laughed.
THE END.
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Category:Well, that was pointless.
Category:Shortpasta
Jeff the Killer and I Know It

When I walk on by, people are looking like: Damn, he's ugly.
I stab to be beat.
Walking down the street in my new sweater.
Yeah.
This is how I roll.
No eyelids, out of control.
It's Jeff with the pale white face.
And like Slendy, I kill people, yo!
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
I burned it!
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
I burned it!
When I climb up the windows, this is what I see:
My victims stop and they're staring at me,
I got a knife in my hand,
and I'm not afraid to use it (use it, use it, use it).
Jeff the Killer and I know it.
Jeff the Killer and I know it.
Yeah.
When I'm at their house, they just can't fight me off.
And when I'm at a street, I'm in the sweaters trying to tan my skin (what).
This is how I roll,
come on kids, it's time to go.
You're going to die, don't be nervous.
No eyelids, white skin and I have a big smile (what).
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
I burned it!
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
I burned it!
When I climb up the windows, this is what I see:
My victims stop and they're staring at me.
I got a knife in my hand,
And I'm not afraid to use it (use it, use it, use it)
Jeff the Killer and I know it.
Jeff the Killer and I know it.
Check it out, check it out: Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen, sharpen, sharpen, knife! Stab a, stab a, stab a, stab a, stab a guy! Sharpen, sharpen, sharpen, sharpen, sharpen, knife! Stab a, stab a, stab a, stab a, stab a guy!
Go to sleep.
You will go to sleep.
Yeah.
Jeff the Killer and I know it.
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
I burned it!
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
Damn, look at that weird face.
I burned it!
Jeff the Killer and I know it.
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Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Morons Attempting Poetry
Category:Blatant Ripoffs
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Category:Shortpasta
Jeff the Killer and his Early Days

On September 11th 2001, Jeff the Killer was strutting his shit in New York City. He was wearing a black fedora with lines of BLOOD AND INTESTINES but no-one cared because of the amount of swag he possessed. He also was wearing his famous white hoody and black trousers but instead of regular shoes he was wearing high heels made of BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, as he was parading down the streets he gained so much weight people started to laugh at him. He got sad and ran off the end of the Twin Towers which then exploded because a plane crashed into the building while Jeff the Killers brother, "Jeremy the Killer" was driving the plane. Jeff then turned 180 degrees around to witness the event and replied with a subtle statement "lol dipshits". He then got a knife out of NOWHERE which was really spooky right anyway he got the knife and cut his mouth and said "Go to sleep" even though it was 9am and people were too awake to be tired and therefore result in said people in sleeping. Jeffrey then got sad and ate a tub of Ice Cream to soothe his paine and shortly after hanging himself off the end of the Eiffel Tower because Jefferson could TELEPORT which was REALLY SPOOKY!!!!! 
The end.
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Category:Jeff the Killer
Category:Pointless Violence
Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.
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Jeff the Killer hacks Trollpasta Wiki

Jeff the Killer and Smile Dog were cowering before Shrek, as they were now slaves of him. Then, Slenderman came into Jeff's house for a visit. "GET OUT!" Jeff screamed. He could never forgive Slendy for what he did to his PC and his doors and windows. "Don't worry, I've got you a new on-" "SHUT UP!" Jeff interrupted. "Aren't you grateful I got a better PC for you, ungrateful shit?" Slenderman asked. Then he smacked Jeff's white ass until it became pink. Shrek laughed at the whole incident. "Anyways," Slendy said. "Let's do something other than gaming. Let's hack a Wiki. Which one would you hack?"
"CPW and TPW" Smile Dog said. "Those admins removed Jeff the Killer Creepypasta. And they will be punished greatly for that". Jeff nodded in agreement. "Alright, let's get goin'!" Slenderman said. And Jeff decided to hack Trollpasta Wiki. Jeff became the owner, and he proceeded to remove all permissions for the admins. GodzillaFan1 got angry and went to his page. "Pathetic fool!" GodzillaFan1 commented. "Mutahar is coming for you, Jeff." "Wait, what?" Jeff thought. "Nevermind him," Slendy said. "Just continue". Jeff was still a bit creeped out. He didn't know that Mutahar's spirit was haunting the house he was in (please refer to Herobrine plays TF2). Jeff had fun moving "I HATE YOU", "SONIC.EXE" and its sequels, and obviously, his own pasta to Creepypasta Wiki. He removed all permissions on CPW too. The question is, how did Jeff hack the wikis?
"Imma go to da toilet," Smile Dog said. "Okay" replied Jeff. And, then, suddenly Jeff heard a scream come from the toilet. "I'll be back" Jeff said to Slendy. Slendy laughed. Jeff went to the toilet to see Smile's dead body. Then the door shut, and the lights went out. Jeff looked into the mirror to see an image of Mutahar from SOG. He waz fucking scared. "Oh, it's none other than Jeff" said a voice... it was Mutahar's. "COME OUT AND FIGHT ME, FUCKER!" Jeff screamed desperately. "Lol no," he heard Shrek's voice say. "We'll torture you until you leave the house". "SLENDY, HELP!" Jeff screamed. "Bye bye," Slendy said and left the house. Sonic.exe, BEN, Laughing Jack, Herobrine and the others immediately arrived at Jeff's house to help him. "Don't worry, Jeff!" Sonic.exe said. Herobrine thought to himself, "That Mutahar fucker hasn't given up yet?" Herobrine, BEN and Exe used their hacking powers to break the door down. Then Laughing Jack annoyed Mutahar's spirit, which drove him away from the house. "Thanks," Jeff said. "But Smile is dead" "Don't worry, I'll revive him!" Sonic.exe said. They heard Shrek's manly voice laugh. "It's all ogre now".
And then a skeleton popped out.
Prequels:
Herobrine plays TF2: The Prequel
Jeff plays Team Fortress 2
Category:Satire
Category:Loads of Characters
Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Category:And then a skeleton popped out
Category:DIALOGUE!
Category:Well, that was pointless.
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