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Red tape

Red Tape is the procedure of efficiency.No more be needed to introduce this topic, now just jump ahead to the boldy part.
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Red tape/Red tape (article)

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Red tape is a somewhat recent addition to society. Much has been said about its origins, but only a few real facts are known. The first appearance of red tape in media records took place in 1924. A Portuguese boy found a strange piece of tape wrapped around a telegraph pole. He licked it and it tasted funny, so he ran home and told his parents. They immediately called the police. A special task force led the attack on the red tape, which resulted in its imprisonment. Sadly, the telegraph pole to which the red tape was attached didn't survive the attack. Since the incident, red tape has multiplied, currently appearing in most aspects of our society.
==Origins==
Due to its unknown origin, it's not possible to clearly specify what is red tape. However, several experiments have been made and some important discoveries were made:
*Red tape is not blue tape.
*Red tape is not red paper.
*Red tape tastes funny when licked.
*Reverse Engineering of red tape is strictly prohibited.
*Red tape can only be destroyed by tape in the color of its photographic negative, but doing so would destroy the whole Universe as we know it, except for a 7-11.
Red tape can be used in a variety of situations, although not as well as red tape. Therefore, red tape has been deprecated over the years and has now been replaced with red tape.
The largest red tape industry of the world is located in Brussels, the capital of the European Union.
==See also==
*Policy
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Unfortunately, reddit is in read-only mode due to technical difficulties. This is probably because the webmasters are currently stoned.
Reddit is an American social news aggregation, content rating, and discussion website for liberal college students where anyone can (re)post links to things they find on the internet, and then refresh every five seconds in anticipation that their link will quickly become popular, only to get disappointed as their post didn't match up with the hivemind's unwritten moral code. Most content that hasn't been reposted to oblivion probably waits in squalor, only to be reposted several months later by another user to thousands of upvotes. Users that post original content are extremely rare on Reddit, and claimed sightings of OC are usually just stolen from 4chan, while alleged sightings of OC posters have been made, none have been confirmed, and to date 0 OC sightings have been confirmed. Reddit could be considered derivative of Digg, if not for the fact that Digg is basically the MySpace of social news site, and no one gives two fucks about MySpace. Do note that having any radical belief that the hivemind disagrees with (e.g "fapping to pics of molested nine year old girls isn't a violation of the first amendment and is in fact a horrible crime? You freedom hating Republican!") will result in the swift removal of your cherished internet points. >>read more
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Reddit Island

Reddit Island was a strongly proposed (yet thankfully failed) American-Japanese imperial experiment, where California and Tokyo tried to seize a large island in Papua New Guinea, with the help of the CIA in 2023.
==Intent and History==
Reddit Island was conceived by the grossly bloated, foul-smelling, 300-pound, fueled-by-ham-pies legendary British scumbag, Mr. Tubby Toaster in his mom’s basement, in Liverpool. Complaining about his massive weight gain and his mandatory Risperidone pills online, he had his feelings hurt over the suggestion that he should abandon his beloved ham pies. So, he moved on to the Teletubbies subreddit, for tubbies like him.
Suddenly, while Mr. Tubby Toaster creamed his pants over Tinky Winky foot art, he had an idea: to create an online safe space where butthurt redditors and nobodies could freely share their hive-mind opinions, without being teased or made fun of.
On the verge of a massive temper tantrum, Mr. Tubby Toaster protested the United States government to help Japan seize control of a large island, in the pacific. Since Japan didn’t want to be seized and turned into a reddit cesspool, the two countries attempted to invade and colonize Papua New Guinea.
However, Papua New Guinea’s military and drones, along with the assistance of China (only Guangdong), Australia and Vietnam, defeated the American and Japanese heroes. The surviving Americans and Japs we’re forced to flee back to Japan and America to keep their reddit cancer in its countries of origin.
Really dumb plan. They could’ve invaded Australia or the Philippines!
==Impact==
RI’s attempted construction created massive infamy against America, Teletubbies, and Japan. The See Sea Pee made itself look like the king of the universe, didn’t it? India lost OVER 9000 precious rupees on blasting off crybaby manchildren from seizing some random island.
Even though the CCP sucks at almost everything, they boasted about defeating the Reddit manchildren. Of course, Reddit in China got the ultra mega ban hammer. For not being Chinese.
==ReddSurection==
Another supreme gentleman, Mr. Chub Blub from Scotland, is proposing a plan to turn the Galapagos into a Reddit cruise island. With a knockoff Titanic ship, anime body pillows, and ginormous ramen noodle trees.
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Redditus Autismus

Redditus Autismus (often abbreviated as ReAt) is a crippling mental condition, primarily affecting depressed, purple-haired bull dykes men (and also some women on subreddits like r/FemaleDatingStrategy) between the ages of 7-49. It is a terrifying condition sweeping across the globe, but is prevalent primarily in the United Kingdom of Great Shitstain and especially the United States of Cringe, where Reddit is headquartered and massively consumed by consoomers on a daily basis.
==Origin==
When Reddit Island was shut down, it’s creators released their rage, infecting California with an unknown contagion abbreviated as MimDenk, released as jet spraying above a San Francisco Chipotle place.
==Common symptoms==
*Begging for attention on Reddit when they’re angry or sad.
*Trying to get asspats from random nobodies online.
*Grossly bloated stomachs or emaciation.
*Thyroid problems
*BAWWWW'ing when another Redditor disagrees with their opinions online, followed by trying to report said disagreer.
*Trying to brag about their skills in Japkneez, only to find they couldn’t master basic words.
*Whining about their (lack of) education and how everything's their own fault or their parents' regardless of the circumstances.
*Recording themselves BAWWWW'ing over things that upset them.
*Dressing up like a lolita, a bull-dyke, or a young kid.
*Trying to look more Japkneez ('cause every other country bad, m’kay?).
Redditus Autismus has caused severe autism in 88% of the world’s population; the remaining percent was just too weird.
==Cure==
With the exception of the Weirdo and the Reality Check, there is no cure for Redditus Autismus and it’s adverse effects. But treatment involves deactivating the victim’s Reddit account, getting the patient off Reddit, and into employment, education and/or training to no longer be classified as a NEET.
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Redneck Culture

:Much like the term Military Intelligence and Michael Jackson this is actually a misnomer.
The term "Redneck" actually comes from the latin Familius Interbrednus and refers to anyone from the American deep south who lives in a trailer or people from Norfolk to Tallahassee to Tulsa. Rednecks have usually spent too long in the sun or else have had an unfortunate accident with a paint can when attempting to paint their car, that is inevitably on bricks, hence the red necks.
The Redneck culture consists mainly of the following:
==Musical Evenings==
There is nothing more than a Redneck enjoys more than a good musical session. With their banjo playing relatives (see also Deliverance) gently rocking back and forth whilst drooling it gives them all an opportunity to get to know their brothers, sisters, cousins and parents in an intimate surrounding, acting almost like a cultural mating ritual. Occasionally violins, whiskey jugs and washboards may be introduced.
==Mating==
Rednecks like nothing more than bringing more children into the world, preferably whilst watching Jerry Springer or something similar. Such children are usually called some name that ends with a 'ene' suffix (Darlyene, Brandyene) if a girl or something short (Zed, TJ) if a boy. This is due to the amount of inbreeding resulting in short term memory problems.
==Hunting & Fishing==
There is nothing a redneck likes more than going out with a large caliber weapon and hunting. Beer cans (or bottles), neighbours pets, trees are all considered to be prize trophies. If they accidentally shoot another one of their kin then they just tend to strap on branches to their heads in an attempt to make them look like deer.
Fishing is followed as a borderline religion, and it is common for those who do not participate in this sport to be banned forever to the big, shiny spot off in the distance (most commonly a large city).
==Tourism==
Squeal like a piggy, boy, squeal! (see also Deliverance)
==Variants==
There are a number of variants that can be found throughout continental America, depending on locale and trash or relatives that can be found. One of the lesser known varieties of Redneck is that of the Northern Redneck, principally found in the Michigan/Illinois/Wisconsin areas. Due to the extreme cold that occasionally pervades these areas rednecks have been known to be snowed in for weeks at a time, resulting in many more close family ties than their southern counterparts. The red necks are a variety of extreme cold exposure where the skin is raw from wearing dungarees and baseball caps in temperatures of -5 or less.
==You Know You May be a Redneck if...==
*You think that the Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone company.
*You only go to family weddings to pick up a girlfriend.
*You've been married 3 times and still have the same in-laws
*Your sister has ever asked you to move the transmission out of the bath tub so she can take a shower.
*Your uncle is your dad, and your mom is your uncle OH SHI--
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Redundancy: The Movie (film)

Redundancy: The Movie
Lord Alvin Redund (Lord Redund), well-known famous actor, thespian and star of the film Redundancy: The Movie, which is the film described by this infobox and indeed the entire Uncyclopedia article entitled Redundancy: The Movie (film), which is this article. IMDb profile This film on the Internet Movie DataBase	Lord Alvin Redund (Lord Redund), well-known famous actor, thespian and star of the film Redundancy: The Movie, which is the film described by this infobox and indeed the entire Uncyclopedia article entitled Redundancy: The Movie (film), which is this article. IMDb profile This film on the Internet Movie DataBase
Starring, Main Actor, Director, Head, Writer, Scriptwriter 	Lord "Redund" Alvin Redund Sr. "Senior" the 1st first I
Distributor 	Redundant Movie Film Company of Cinema, Ltd. plc Co. Inc.
Release Date that the movie and film was released 	The sixth day of October, or the 10th month's 6th day, the 279th day of the year, (October sixth), AD 1997 / AH 1497 / Ethiopia 1990 / Jewish 5758 / Chinese 4694 / Armenia 1446 / AUC 2750. (6-10-1997 in USA, 10-6-1997 in UK, 6-10-1997 in Canada, 10-6-1997 in Ireland, 10-6-1997 in Australia, 9-6-1997 in French Polynesia due to time difference.
Runtime of the movie that is the following number of 60 seconds 	106 minutes, and 106 60-second periods (1 hour 46 mins, i.e. 106 minutes, i.e. 1.77 hours)
Country and Nation 	Democratic Republic of the United States of U.S. American America (U.S., USA, U.S. of A, or U.S.A.)
Box office 	$100,000,000 (one hundred million dollars, which is 1 followed by 8 zeros or 10 followed by 7 zeros or 100 followed by 6 zeros or 1000 followed by 5 zeros or 10000 followed by 4 zeros or 100000 followed by 3 zeros or 1000000 followed by 2 zeros or 10000000 followed by 1 zero or 100000000 followed by 0 (zero) zeros)
Receipts 	One hundred million dollars
Gross 	$0.1 billion dollars, which is one tenth of a billion dollars or 10% of a billion dollars
Sequel 	Redundancy: The Movie Number 2: The Sequel, Follow Up, Successor and Continuation to the First, Original Predecessor that is Named, Titled, and Designated as Redundancy: The Movie (film) (film)
IMDb info 	IMDb profile, which is the movie's page on IMDb
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Reese's Puffs

! ! Peanut butter-chocolate flavor! ! ! Formerly Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs! ! ! Breakfast cereal manufactured by General Mills! ! ! Originally consisting of Hershey's chocolate! ! ! With eese's peanut butter flavored corn puffs! ! ! Eventually separated! ! ! Based on the original candy! ! ! First launched in 1994!
 
! ! Wikipedia has an article of peanut butter-chocolate flavor!
== ! ! Peanut butter-chocolate Taglines! ==
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2006–present	(Rap) ! ! Peanut butter-chocolate flavor!
2006–2011 	Wow! It's fucking ! Peanut butter-chocolate flavor!
2010 	(Rap) ! ! Puts Your Spoons Up! Put, Put Your Spoons Up! Peanut butter-chocolate flavor!
2007 	Candy?!... For breakfast? No FUCKING way! It's Cereal!
1994–2006 	It's Reese's... for breakfast, motherfucker! Peanut butter-chocolate flavor!
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