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Squidward's Flappy Dick

I have more insight on the previous episode. This was provided to me from a friend, who found someone else questioning this odd episode. Personally, I don't know where they found it, but I assume it's still out to the public. Just not easy to find. Alright, now back to the "lore". SpongeBob was tired of Mr. Krabs bossing around the Krusty Krab. Which, honestly, understandable! SpongeBob just wanted to be free. Though, I don't know why he would choose murder. Pretty suspicious. Anyways... um. Squidward. Oh dear. There's a lot more insight on him than I thought.
Apparently, Squidward had been dealing with some depression lately. Which explains his quieter attitude, I guess. As far as I know, from my friend and the other questioner, Squidward was depressed because his dick was limp. And floppy. SpongeBob thought that giving him some adrenaline could help. and that he would pretend that Squidward had killed Mr. Krabs to try and make him feel better. It failed.
The last part of my insight: I saw your balls. The explanation provided via my friend and other questioner was that SpongeBob had accidentally sent Squidward nudes once, and he had kept them as blackmail. Which... well.. I guess I could see him doing that.
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Squidward's Germicide

I was an intern at Niagara Studios, where instead of being bossed around and paid in experience I was paid $69 an hour and got access to stuff only the CEO had clearance to. Which is why I found myself watching a lost episode of SpringBoob SquirePants I mean SponeBob SquarePants. Ther episode was called, probably as an inside joke, "Fear Of E. Coli"
After hearing about massive E. Coli outbreaks from people eating McDonald's, I'd be afraid as well.
The episode start with a tense swap because this is a creepypasta after all. Squidward was cleaning his kitchen and it were his only day off this month. Unfortunately for Skid Row, Patrick "Not A Krusty Krab" Star threw his trash into Squidward's house, breaking his window. Naturally, Squidward screamed in anger and threw Patrick's house into the sun. Which then expldoed. And DIED!!!!!!!!1!
"PATRICK YOU FuCKING MORAN! I WORK FOR A LIVING!" Squidcarl said calmly.
"Ight I'll help." Patrick yawned as he vaporized in the core of the sun.
So they spent the next 10 minutes of the episode cleaning.
Then end.
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Squidward's Herbicide

If you're look for an answer at the end, there isn't because why would there be an answer to a lost episode about Squidward killing plants?
Hi, I'm an intern from Nickelodeon and I was in an editing room with 2 other interns. It was 2005, and we were supposed to receive the episode, "Fear of the Naggy Bitch", but we got something else. It was called, "Squidward's Herbicide". The interns and I didn't know anything about a "Squidward's Herbicide", so we played it on a VHS player, because the tape was VHS. This is were things begin to seem off.
The episode starts out with metal or rock music. It was odd because an ordinary episode starts with happy music. Moving on, it starts normally with Squidward playing the clarinet. SpongeBob's laugh is heard in the background, and Squidward looks annoyed. Squidward walks to his window and opens it to tell SpongeBob, "Be quiet!". SpongeBob stops laughing and goes inside his house. The camera pans into Squidward's face and he plays perfectly. He becomes happy and goes to the concert. The bubbles come in and it goes to the end of Squidward's concert. Everyone is cheering and Squidward seems very happy. He even tears a bit because of how good he played. The bubbles come in and it shows Squidward happy in his yard, not long after the concert. Squidward brings out a leafcutter and cuts leaves. Leaves fly into the air and majestic music plays. SpongeBob comes out of nowhere and cheers for Squidward. "Dreams do come true!", yells Squidward happily. Happy music keeps playing with Squidward spinning and a light shining down on him.
The episode ends there. The interns and I looked confused, we decided to use ideas from this lost episode to other episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. Maybe people who make lost episodes aren't all bad, but then a skeleton popped out with hyper-realistic eyes and hyper-realistic bones.
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Squidward's Homicide

I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios. I was in the vault and I found an episode of Spongebob called "Squidward's Homicide". I put it in the DVD player and then a skeleton popped out and I died.
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Squidward's Hyper Realistic Suicide

I was an intern at Nickelodeon animation studios. We got to see the episodes early before they had aired and it was a lot of work. One day, while I was about to go to work, my kids screamed "STOP!". I don't know why until they told me about the Lost Episodes. I chuckled and gave them a hug, saying that Lost Episodes aren't real. I closed the door and started my car. While I was driving to work, I noticed something extremley pecuilar. I can't describe it though, sadly.
So I got to work and I felt like something was watching me. I ignored it and sat down on a chair.
"So, what's the new Spongebob episode about?" I asked the people there.
"It's a suprise." One guy told me. The group and I walked out of our seats and proceeded to the airing room. There was popcorn, soda and all sorts of stuff there. It was like a movie theater! We sat down and ate our popcorn as the episode went on. I saw something very peculiar again. The title screen was dark stone and the title, "Squidward's Hyper Realistic Suicide" Looked like it was painted in blood. I can't get a picture. :(
As the title screen flashed, it cut to Squidward playing sourly on his clarinet as usual. Then, Spongebob using the power of cartoon physics, jumped up into his window. He grabbed the clarinet and playied "Twinkie Twinkie Little Star" Perfectly on it! I was shocked, because I don't think Spongebob knows how to play clarinet. I conitnued watching and Squidward got angry at Spongebob.
"YOU IDIOT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Squidward roared at Spongebob. Spongebob began crying and fell out the window. He cried even louder after that because he broke his arm. So Squidward, Patrick and Sandy took him to the hospital. But then 30 seconds later, his arm was OK. He then showed Squidward an invittaoin to a concert, and Squidward could play in it!
"Thank you so much!" Squidward hugged Spongebob. 
The next week, Squidward went to the concert, only to be hitting sour notes. THe audicence laughed at him. But what was od was that they all had hyper-realistic eyes. The bubble flash came and Squidward was on his bed, crying. He took a gun, and pulled the trigger. There was a sole frame that we later got out of the video tape that showed him just several milliseconds after he pullde the trigger.
A female intern barfed and we all screamed. The credits rolled and there was a Spongebob laugh at the end.
When I got home, I knew my kids were right. I got to keep the tape and went to bed. I had nightmares, so I destroyed the tape so that no one could put it on air. Once I did, I stopped having nightmares and hallucinations, therefore my life could go on without any bad stuff happening.
THE END
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Squidward's Insecticide

heyu guys im a harcore spongebob fan and this wired thing happed to meh last nite. i was awoken last night by a full bladder and went to go piss. wen I tried to fall back asleep i coulden't so i went and watched spongebob. 
==Da Episode!!!==
I was amazed at how lucky i was to turen on da tv as soon as a episode of spongebob came on but what i saw was rather odd... the titel card said "Squidward's Insecticide" on it and it was written in HYPER REALISTIC BLOOOD!! I thought to myself "probably a minor glitch" and shruged it off. but what i saw next was more weirder! all the directors names were "LUCIFER" and were also written in HYPER REALISTIC BLOOOD!! finally the episod began. it began with squidwerd trying to kill a fly (yes, underwater) and he was struggeling. the fly
mocked him and he stared to laugh and told the fly "stay here for a second" he grabbed a can of insectecide and sprayed it. the fly fell on da floor and everything stopped then the camera zoomed into it AND THE FLY WAS SPONGEBOB :O the camera the zommed into squidward's face he had a scary grin and HYPER REALISTIC EYYEES
S!! it was so scary that i scramed and fainted. wen i waked up the episode was still playing but it was at the exact moment i fainted as if the episode "waited" 4 me to get up i contunied. Sqeuidward then put the insecticide in his mouth and sprayed he started to bloat untill he EXPLODED! into HYPER REALISTIC GGUUTTSS! the screen went to black and then patrixxx appeared on the screen. I tried to turn off the tv but it wouldnt work Patrixxx was just inprinted into the tv he's still on it as a write this! the nek day i drowned in my own HYPER REALISTC BLOOD!! and HYPER REALISTICLY DIED! 
Then a skeleton poped out.
oh yeh and i forgot to tell you now that you read this you will inevitably drown in my HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!! the end
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Squidward's Nose

I FOUND THIS EPISODE ON FORNIGHTBERGER.NET.FREEWARE.COM. THIS EPISODE WAS SO SCARY THAT I SHIT MY PANTS. THE EPISODE STARTS WITH SPONGEBOB "TRYING TO FIND THE SPORTS CHANNEL" AS HE HAD HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS. HE MENTIONED TO GARY THAT IT IS HARD TO PRESS THE BUTTONS WITH ONE HAND.THEN PATRICK KNOCKED ON HIS DOOR AND SPONGEBOB OPENED IT. PATRICK SAID TO SPONGEBOB THAT MR KRABS WAS DYING FROM A HEART ATTACK. THEN SPONGEBOB SAID THAT HE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS BOSS MISTER KRABS. THEN A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MR KRABS DIED AND SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK DID A FORNIGHT DANCE ON HIS DEAD BODY. YAY, CREMATION!!! THEY THEN ATE HIS ASHES IN A SHAKE & BAKE CHICKEN RECIPE. THEY THEN REALISED THAT SOME THING WAS WRONG, SQUIDWARD HAD VASELINE ON HIS NOSE. HE STARTED TO RUB IT UNTIL THE WHITE AND STICKY SNOT SHOT OUT. SPONGEBOB IS A SPONGE, SO I GUESS HE absorbed the white sticky substance that came from his friend's nose holes. FUCK LOWERCASE BACK TO WORK, SLAVES. SQUIDWARDS NOSE THEN GOT SMALLER LIKE A HIS PEE PEE 5 YEARS AGO. THEN SPONGEBOB WENT HOME WITH THE WHITE AND STICKY SUBSTANCE ABSORBED INSIDE OF HIM TO WATCH THE LATEST SEX VIDEOS. SQUIDWARD BUSTED DOWN SPONGEBOB'S DOOR AND HE WAS VERY VERY SCARED. HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE "SPONGEBOB! MY NOSE ITCHES A LOT! I THINK I HAVE AN STD!" SPONGEBOB ALSO LOOKED VERY VERY SCARED. HE SAID "that sucks" I CANNOT FINISH READING THIS. HIS NOSE LOOKS LIKE A BURNED HOT POCKET FROM ALABAMA. BUT WE CANT ACTUALLY END IT HERE SO THEN SANDY CAME OUT OF HER TREEDEOME LOOKING LIKE A TEXAN. "OH BOI TEXAS!" IS WHAT SHE SAID. ALSO ANOTHER THING SHE SAID WAS "OH RIGHT MY PARENTS ARE DEAD! YEEE HAWWWW."
SANDY WAS IN HERRR TEXAN MOOOOD AND SHE WANTED TO SEE SPONGEBOB. SHE THEN AMJD EMADE IT TO SPONGEBOBS HOUSE. SHE THEN SAID "HAYYYY SPONGEBOB– HOLY COW HOGGERS!" THEN THEY ALL DIED BECAUSE SQUIDWARDS NOSE IS UGLY THE END. THAT EPISODE WAS SOOO SCARY THAT I GOT DIED TO DEATH!!!!!1111!!!!
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Squidward's Security System

The security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH SpongeBob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME, and were responsible for EVERYTHING!
GAAAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! This episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular stable in SpongeBob's episodes and this one is one of the meanest, cruelest, and just plain unfair of them all.
All Squidward wanted to do is enjoy one day to himself. But that can NEVER HAPPEN when he lives next to SpongeBob and Patrick, can it?
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Squidward's Spermicide

I'll just start off by saying that if you want an answer at the end, then you can go fuck yourself.
I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2010, for my degree in cheese. It wasn't paid of course. I was kept in a small cage in the corner of the room, with my ankle strapped to a giant steel ball. It was great fun, I even got the Nickname 'Slave Boy' while I was there! It was great fun!
Me and two other interns were in the editing room along with our lord and masters- OH I MEAN Lead animators and sound directors for the final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be the greatest masterpiece in the series so far: A Pal for Gary and got our cocks out ready to fap to it. Now because it wasn't fucking finished yet, the animators would usually put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us. With phony, often times lewd titles, such as "FUCKING CUNT-ASS SHIT FACED ANAL FISTING BRUTALLITY!" instead of "Waiting" where Spongebob and Patrick do absolutely fucking nothing. Nothing particularly funny but we would chuckle. Only because we felt sorry for the animators, as there entire families were slaughtered by hungry bears (which I think is fucking hilarious LOL). Then we saw the title "Squidward's Spermicide" and we just assumed it was another shitty joke.
So it started with squidward. Then a sperm whale smashed through his window. it was pearl. pearl turned into a skeleton. and then a skeleton popped out.
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Then I died the end. Also you're next. Now go away.
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Squidward's Suicide 2: The Yellow Mist

I used to work as an intern at Nickelodeon Studios. I got a degree in animation. One day, I was going home with my newly acquired Shin Megami Tensei IV for 3DS, an old shady man gave me a VHS that said, "DA YELLOW MIST". I got it for one cent. I went home and put the VHS in my VHS player, and it was a Spongebob episode. A salesman went to Spongebob and said "LETS HAVE FUN!". Then they did. The salesman then told Spongebob the yellow mist is coming. Suddenly Spongebob was fired from his Krusty Krab job. He then went home........ and he was crying Hyper-Realistic blood. I see in Spongebob's hand, a chainsaw. He slices himself in half.... hyper-realistic blood and organs were all over the place. Then I see on my carpet was Spongebob's skeleton.
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Squidward's Suicide Part 2

I was an intern at Nickelodeon studios, and we got a tape from the editors that read "Squidward's Suicide Again" I though "Oh god, not this again..." But we all shrugged it off and put the VHS into the player. The damn tape was broken.
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Squidward's Suicide but I wrote it from memory

You want an explanation? No. Fuck you.
I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios. Shit was cool, got to look at episodes of shows before they aired. One day, during the production of "Sand Castles In The Sand", we got a file labeled "Squidward's Suicide". We thought this was just a joke on the staff because some episodes had rude placeholder titles, like "How Sex Doesn't Work". So we booted up Windows Media Player and watched.
It started out with Squidwad practicing his clarinet. SpongeBob and Patrick were dicking around out front and disturbing his play. Skidward told them off and continued practicing. The scene changes to a theater where Skodware is preforming. He fucks it up, and the audience booed him. Their eyes looked really realistic. I remember one comment particularly: "Damn bro, why yo nose so fuckin' big? Big-ass nose."
Next thing my ass knows, Skidrow's staring down the screen with fucked up eyes. "Say It Ain't So" played in the background, albeit muffled. Voices filled the airwaves saying things like "Fairy", "Fruit", "Homo", and "2gay2lift". Then we saw a pink flash. My best mate Steven went back and paused it on that flash.
It was dead children. I shat and came. We continued. SBritishPoundSterlingward found a shotgun. More pink flashes, more dead children. Squidfard placed the shotgun in his mouth. Pink flash, dead kid. Midward fired the gun and his fuckin' watermelon-ass head painted the ceiling as he fell to the ground with a thud. It ended there
Questioning what we just saw, we asked the higher-ranking staff what just happened. After some time, we were only able to come up with a few scant facts. The employee who'd made this (Some hobo named Andrew Skinner) had been fired two years ago for odor. The file had been edited 24 seconds before it reached us. Stephen Hillenburg had no idea this existed. None of the VAs remembered working on this (except Tim Conway, which was weird since he never appeared).
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Squidward's Superpie

Squidward was playing his flute, when spawngbwab and patwix interrupted him by laughing and stuff.
So Squidward (being the anusbear he is) yelled "shut up!"
Spawngbwab and patwix then started crying 'n shit. Squidward went back to playing his flute (terribly) and then the stupid ass bubble transition appeared, and Squidward was "playng" his flute to a crowd, and they all jeered at him.
Squidward then left and was sobbing 'n stuff. A hyper realistic image of his face appeared and stuff, and dead people also appeared.
Then Squidward picked up his gun and shot himself...
The end, asshole!
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Squidward, Are You Happy Now?

Howdy! So, after Stephen Hillenburg passed away, I watched every Spongebob episode, season by season. Season 1 to 11.
I just got done watching Season 7. Next was Season 8. Every disc worked expect Disc 3. The one with "Are You Happy Now?" I hadn't watched Are You Happy Now in a while. So after watching Friend or Foe again, I went over to the nearest DVD store and bought Season 8 again. 
I skipped to Are You Happy Now and watched it.
The episode started at the Krusty Krab with Spongebob making patties, as usual, but with only a little of his charm.
Squidward said, "One Krabby Patty and Coral Bits" but a little more depressed.
Spongebob replied, "One Krabby Patty and Coral Bits right up!"
5 hours had passed, and their shift was over.
Spongebob was cleaning the grill and Squidward walked out from his spot. Mr. Krabs went over to the cash register to see how much cash he had collected. 80 dollars.
"Argh! 80 dollars, that's good!" said Mr. Krabs
Spongebob and Squidward were walking home together.
Squidward said, "Home again." with a depressed tone.
Spongebob asked, "Hey Squidward, are you ok?"
Squidward snapped, "Don't bother me."
It was the next day. Squidward wasn't there.
"Huh. Squidward isn't here. Maybe he's taking a day off," said Spongebob
"NOBODY CAN TAKE A DAY OFF!" Krabs yelled at Spongebob in a much angrier tone than what was ever expected from Mr. Krabs in the show.
That really scared me considering I've never heard Krabs get that angry. The last time I could remember Krabs got angry at somebody was at Patrick in Rule of Dumb the episode where he's is declared King.
Spongebob got really scared and quietly said, "M-Ma-Maybe, he's-si-ck!"
Krabs calmed down and said "Maybe." 
A timecard appeared and said "three minutes later..." in the usual French Narrator voice. 
Krabs approached Spongebob and said "Hey Boyo! Could you check on Squidward?"
Spongebob replied "Yeah! Sure!"
This is where the episode took a dark turn.
Spongebob walked into Squidward's house. He went up the stairs to see Squidward passed out. 
The ambulance was called immediately and he was rushed to the hospital. It turns out Squidward had died in his sleep from being poisoned. By what I don't know. The episode never explained. It was most likely from an urchin considering those are really poisonous if cooked badly. 
The Doctor explained that Squidward had died a few hours before his work shift started.
They had a funeral with the following people attending. Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Gary (oddly), Plankton, Squidward's Grandma, Karen, and the Doctor. The episode ended with silent credits.
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Squidward, Shut Up

Hey Squidward, shut the fuck up. I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch, and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line, so what if I took an extra ten seconds to order? Who cares, man? You really are something else, you know that? You lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, asshole, everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store, I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some misunderstood artist, or genius, or we just don't 'get you', it's because you're mean, alright? Look at SpongeBob, he works in front of a hot grill all day, but we like him, and you know why? Because he's nice. He says hello to us. Look man I don't want to be this type of customer you know, I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I just want to get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright?... Thank you...
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