My Greatest Adventure Yet!

One day I had a job at the muesum! I love the museum! The skeletons, the treasure, and the facts! One day, one has been stolen! Since the place was at Mount Rushmore, you know what got stolen! The heads! THE FREAKING HEADS GOT STOLLEN OMG BF! Our boss requested us to rebuild it! So we were modeling the faces again! After 8 Hours at 5:20 PM, my friend fell off! I couldn't see him anymore! Then I fell and blacked out for about 85 seconds!
I didn't know know, what the heck was going on! But I heard Ice Cream Van Music and Radios! It also felt cold here... We must be at the North Pole! Holy Crap!
When we unblacked out which might been about 5020 seconds later, we saw 10 guards with shovels, ice cream, and sleeping bags! Right next to them, a mountain coverened in snow! I saw a guy coverened in hyper-realistic blood and a white face! Jeff teh killer!
A saw a few skeletons and a skull right next to the cave of the mountain.
Jeff said "Hello! You may know me as Jeff the Killer! I came here to find the heads of Mount Rushmore!". OMG! OMGO! OBF! BALLS! Jeff is from villain to Hero! Heck Yeah!
We went in the cave!
The first obstacle to encounter were flying skeletons, with wings, that hold forks, that talk, they speak German, fart, poo poo, wear diapers, that hold swords! I was scared! I po my sem.
My friend punch the skeleton, fork, diaper, sword creature to deaht! I then clicked on a button that said, "That was easy". The button made the stone wall move and another room was there. Vomiting spears that kill you in an instant! We ran like Sonic would! The spears threw up oil that would touch the water and explode the place! We finally saw it! The 3 Heads!
However, Jeff was making 3 killer robots! They needed a head! So Jeff here was tricking me! Not only that, my friend betrayed me as well! 
Suddenly a giant rock was about to destroy us! We had to build a bridge to get across. But out of nowhere another rock. We ducked in a little hole, as the boulder crashed into each other! 
I got out alive, but the others are too! Jeff, my friend, and about 7 guards that did survive were about kill me! This is were the adventure begins!
== Part 1 ==
I took the car and ran off! But the 7 guards, Jeff, and friend are behind me! I then saw a window and a ramp! I took the ramp causing me to crash into the library! I heard people screaming into this quiet area! So I got off the car so I wouldn't make noise! I walked and so did guard, Killer, and friend! I then took a motorcycle and ran into another ramp! I then knoucked into a statue that its head fell on my lamp! The guards, Jeff, and my friend was still their! I then saw a turtle! I threw the shell at them causing their cars to spin around! It was almost day and I shot a star from the sky giving me invincibly! I then crashed into the cars as the guys went out of them! They exploded with organs and blood everywere! Leaving a car skeleton. Then a skeleton came out of that! I then locked my house! 
I had time to call the my best friend Henry! Henry came over by breaking in by the window! My friend had collected various treasures like a idol, Ark, and a skull that belongs to an alien! Henry also used a whip, gun, and wore a cowboy hat! He said we should get into our basement! 
Henry got my shovel and started digging! I got my gun and was about to shot him stealing my shovel! Suddenly, the hole sunk us in!
== Part 2 (unfinished) ==
We landed into a cave that had man-eating rats in them! I saw
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