Kansas City Breath Mints/Gamma 4

The Kansas City Breath Mints are a Blaseball team in the Uptempo Bop division of the Uptempo Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Gamma 4, Season 1.
==Roster==
==Former Players==
===Incinerations===
*Layla Chambers (Season 1, Day 231; replaced by Kale Torch)
===Discharged===
*Boat Hamless (Became a Charge; Charge Election)
==Season Results==
104-58 record, Season Champions
Gamma 4 was the 3rd and final Short Circuit, lasting 1 Season taking place over 2 weeks. In Gamma 4 Season 1 the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 1st in the Uptempo League, and 2nd in the ILB.
The Breath Mints won 3 blessings in the Elections, winning Squid Gift II and receiving iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes for Boat Hamless, Electric Blood for Levar Downey in iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. III, and Ball Blood for Liv Blather in iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV. The Breath Mints received 1 Will and 1 Amplification in the Midseason Elections, electing Shay Yoshida as their Guest of Honor and throwing a Mixer for their Midseason Team Party. 
In the postseason, The Breath Mints were seeded 1st in the Uptempo League, and won 2-1 versus the Yellowstone Magic/Gamma 4 in the Division Series. They then won 3-2 versus the Ohio Worms/Gamma 4 in the Championship Series. In the Internet Series, they won 3-1 versus the Mexico City Wild Wings/Gamma 4, winning the championship title. 
In the final Election, the Breath Mints voted to send Boat Hamless to Charge the Microphone.
===Roster Changes===
The Breath Mints experienced 1 peanut reactions during Gamma 4 Season 1:
*On Day 86, Big Tarkanian swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction.
The Breath Mints experienced 1 Night Shift during Gamma 4 Season 1:
*On Day 199, Benjamin Singer replaced Ooze Dolan in a Night Shift.
**This only effected Day 199, and Dolan played the rest of the Season on the active roster.
The Breath Mints experienced 1 incineration during Gamma 4 Season 1:
*On Day 231, Layla Chambers was incinerated and replaced by Kale Torch.
**This was the final incineration of the Short Circuits.
===Notable Games===
In Gamma 4 Season 1, some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
*On Day 178, Boat Hamless tied the MLB record for most walks in a season set by Barry Bonds, doing so in 8 fewer plate appearances and 14 fewer games played.
*On Day 199, the Breath Mints experienced their first Night Shift when Ooze Dolan clocked out for Benjamin Singer. This had no effect.
*On Day 231, Layla Chambers is incinerated and replaced by Kale Torch. Yuri O’Lantern hits a grand slam in the 8th inning, and the Breath Mints win to reverse sweep the Ohio Worms, winning the Uptempo Championship.
===Elections===
====Blessings====
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 80, via Squid Gift II.
*Squid Gift II blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
**Boat Hamless was awarded the iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes.
**iam8bit Limited Edition Dancing Shoes
**Overall 
**The Breath Mints had 5% of the VotesHighest Bidder - The Garages with 12%
Note: Boat Hamless already had an item, a Cool Necklace. They kept both items.
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 170, via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. III.
*Electric Blood blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
**Levar Downey listened to Blood Jams Vol. III and gained the Electric Blood Type.
**The Breath Mints had 6% of the VotesHighest Bidder - Garages with 20%
The Breath Mints won 1 Blessing on Day 171, via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV.
*Ball Blood blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
**Liv Blather listened to Blood Jams Vol. IV and gained the Ball Blood Type.
**The Breath Mints had 8% of the VotesHighest Bidder - Pies with 12%
Note: The Blood blessings initially did not do anything.
====Wills====
The Breath Mints voted Shay Yoshida as their Guest of Honor.
*Shay Yoshida is partying!
**Combined 
*Shay Yoshida became Life of the Party.
**
*Shay Yoshida is partying!
**Combined 
*Shay Yoshida is partying!
**Combined 
*This Filing - 82% of Breath Mints Votes3,417 votes were cast.
====Amplifications====
The Breath Mints voted to throw a Mixer for their Midseason Team Party.
*Basil Kramer attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Aisha Badri attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Trevor Aster attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Liv Blather attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Patrick Tagliatelle attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Boat Hamless attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Tube Rust attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Big Tarkanian attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Levar Downey attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Layla Chambers attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Ooze Dolan attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Soledad Snyder attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Shay Yoshida attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
*Yuri O'Lantern attended the Mixer.
**Combined 
Note: Though Mixer was stated to boost Unthwackability, Omniscience, and Overpowerment, the Amplification actually boosted the Divinity, Coldness, and Chasiness, which were the stated boosts for Formal.
====Charges====
*Charge was received by the Breath Mints.
**BOAT HAMLESS BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
***
**The Breath Mints Discharged Boat Hamless.
*** Boat Hamless
**This Filing - 96% of Breath Mints Votes150,768 votes were cast.
==Chants==
*Yosh girl Shay! (Shay Yoshida)
**Hit the Shay button!
*Solodad! (Soledad Snyder, after hitting a solo home run)
**Swoledad!
*Ooze a good boy! (Ooze Dolan)
*Speedboat / Powerboat! (Boat Hamless, when stealing / slugging)
**Boat the GOAT
*Big shot / Big plays! (Big Tarkanian)
**Big if true
*Yuri!!! on [base number] (Yuri O’Lantern)
*🤌 (Patrick Tagliatelle)
**Pasta la vista / Hasta la pasta!
*Kram Slam / Grand Kram! (Basil Kramer, after hitting a grand slam)
*Liv Blath Love (Liv Blather)
**54!
**Liv Blath Blood (after recieving Ball Blood)
*In Tube we Rust (Tube Rust)
**Rust the process
*Aster the blaster! (Trevor Aster)
==Fan Works==
===Gallery===
File:Tuberust.png|Tube Rust by @gaymaul
File:Boathamless.png|Boat Hamless by @gaymaul
File:Livblather.png|Liv Blather by @gaymaul
File:Basilkramer.png|Basil Kramer by @gaymaul
File:Boat tree.jpg|Boat Hamless by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240
File:Tube tree.jpg|Tube Rust by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240
File:Tube2 tree.jpg|Tube Rust by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240
File:Yuri tree.jpg|Yuri O'Lantern by Discord user 🌳 The Sad Tree Dude 🌳#7240
File:Shay numbers.png|Shay Yoshida by Numbersninja
File:Ooze numbers.png|Ooze Dolan by Numbersninja
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